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A Cop Rivalry Gets Worse is the 30th Episode of the 2nd Season of the SpongeBob and Friends Adventures Chronicles series. It's a known fact that the UUPD's own Officer Juan and Officer Wayne have always been serious rivals, thanks to the fact that dogs and foxes don't typicaly like eachother due to a history of volience apawn the foxes by the dogs in grassroots with Humans, most imfamously the british fox hunt. However, when Juan goes too far with a childish prank with a dog bone that turns out to have a boxing glove that hits his sensitive nose, something breaks in Wayde that would destroy his sense of morally for good. The following day, Kairi was suddenly kidnapped by a mysterious force and has been sold to the villain leage for meger pennies! Evadents all seem to point, to Juan! There was even incriminating photos of Juan holding a tied-up Kairi in a sack selling her to Mang Cobra! But surprisingly, the Lougers and Axle, who normally doesn't like Juan, can't help but too feel it's TOO convincing! When Ignitus and Celestia confirmed that the Villain Leage doesn't even have Kairi in their procession and have not even met a fox cop, Axle and the Lougers must work togather to clear Juan's name before he is sentenced to life imprisonment for treason against the High Council and the United Universe even though he kept insisting he wasn't anywhere near Kairi! When all shourses are exhausted when all of the criminals Juan arrested in the past have insisted they couldn't've done it cause they may hate Juan, but they hate Darkspawn much more and the leage as a tecnecally, Axle was forced to come to the horrorfying concludion that there's a rotten apple in the apple baskit of justice: and that apple, is Wayne. Wayne has kidnapped Kairi, freed a criminal gang of Chamilions capable of chaging their shape to stage against Juan that wayne once busted, but offered their freedom inexchange to take down Juan indeffently so he can be the only cop with the nose for justice around here! But Wayne's secret betrayal will not go un-noticed or un-punished, Axle, Ducker, Janet, Pryce, and the lougers are gonna make sure of that before Juan's reputation and life are ruined forever!

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Intro (Blink 182- All The Small Things)

Chapter 1: Rivalry Hurts

Inbetween The Hardship of Batty Koda and Pinkie's New Rival. The UUPD HQ, Dragon Realms

  • Axle sighed depressedly.
  • Axle: "Wow, did that girl turn out to be the worse. It clearly shows I am just not meant to be tamed. I admire Batty for trying though."
  • Janet: "Oh don't distress Axle. Your current problem will blow right over!"
  • Ducker: "Though it's kinda a step back when you defeated Loogar now that I think about it."
  • Axle: "Oh don't worry. This is why I never tried to go get women in the first place. You either are good with romance, or just plain suck at it."
  • ???: "JUAN!? YOU PRANKSTER PIECE OF SHIT!?"
  • Axle: "Oh no.... Wayne and Juan are at it again."
  • Ducker: "Oh what are those two up too now?"

Other Room

  • Officer Wayne: DAMMIT, JUAN, DID YOU JUST REPLACE MY DONUT WITH A RUBBER DONUT?!? (The cops arrive to the place) DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA THAT I HATE THINGS TURNING OUT TO BE PLASTIC?!?
  • Officer Juan: It was just a joke, Wayne!
  • Officer Wayne: (Smacks him) YOU'RE a joke, Juan!
  • Other Cops: Ooooh!
  • Officer Wayne: Oh, don't act so shocked, guys! You know how Juan likes to be a jackass to me! WHAT WAS CHIEF BULLINGTON THINKING PAIRING ME UP WITH THIS DOUCHE?!? DOESN'T HE KNOW THAT DOGS AND FOXES DON'T ADD UP?!? A FOX KILLED MY PARENTS, GODDAMN IT!!!
  • Officer Juan: And does THAT give you the right to smack me, mate? I was just pulling a harmless prank, why so angry mate?
  • Officer Wayne: (Sighs) Juan, we've talked about this! Your pranks are not funny. They are not necessary, and I don't think Chief Bullington will appreciate you pulling this act.
  • ???: THAT'S not what I'm pissed at, Officer Wayne! (Chief Bullington appears, shocking Wayne) What I AM pissed off is that you just physically assaulted a fellow officer! That's not something you should be doing!
  • Officer Wayne: I know. I know! But, why, sir? Why must you pair me up with this guy? He's not MEANT to be in the police force as much as he's meant to be IN THE F****** CIRCUS!!!
  • Officer Juan: Struth! Isn't that a bit hurtful?
  • Chief Bullington: Haven't you forgotten WHY he's in the police force, Wayne? He's got autism, you know that! He can't help that he pulls pranks on you. He just has nothing else to do. He's wanted to be in the police force for years, and it would hurt him dearly to kick him out. Especially since he's one of the most perfect members we've got.
  • Officer Wayne: (Scoffs) Autism is HARDLY a worthy thing for a police officer to have.
  • Chief Bullington: I will NOT tolerate your arguing and disrespect, Wayne! You're not being a good partner. The only reason I have you paired up with him is because HE NEEDS SOMEONE OF YOUR INTELLIGENCE TO GUIDE HIM IN THE RIGHT DIRECTION!!! If I hear another word out of you, you're fired! Am I clear?
  • Officer Wayne:... (Looks at the other police officers, and Juan)... (Sighs) Fine!
  • Wayne walks off annoyed.
  • An Officer Owl: "And that my friends was another typical Wayne and Juan arguement."
  • Axle, Janet, and Ducker were watching.
  • Ducker: "Geese. It's always been like this ever since the two were paired."
  • Janet: "I wish for one day for those two to get along already."
  • Axle: "Guys.... I have a bad feeling that one of these days, this rivalry will take an ugly direction."
  • Ducker: Well, it's best if we find a way to make sure they don't get in another argument again. Wayne is a good friend, and he's been getting rather angry now that he was forced to team up with Juan. Especially since he's a guy with autism who likes to do nothing but pull pranks that piss off his partner. It'll be soon that this goes too far, and Wayne loses his job.
  • Axle: Well, there's nothing we can do to prevent Juan from causing anymore pranks. Even if he promises not to, he'll just do it again anyway. Chief Bullington refuses to give Wayne a new partner because Juan needs someone like him to guide him.
  • Janet: Well, we have to do SOMETHING! We can't let this continue to the point that it will push Wayne into doing something he'll regret.
  • Axle: We can't!
  • Ducker: We MUST!
  • Axle: WHY CAN'T YOU JUST ACCEPT THE INCREDIBLY OBVIOUS FACT THAT WE HAVE NO POSSIBLE OPTIONS TO HELP THEM OUT?!?
  • Ducker: What do you think we should do, you lazy jerk?
  • Axle: (Charges up his electricity in anger)
  • Janet: Axle, don't!
  • Axle: (Sighs) We can't just waste our time helping these two out. It'd be a waste of time. We have better things to do. These two will be fine, and with the threat of being fired, Wayne won't do anything negative.
  • Ducker: You look me in the eye, and tell me Wayne doesn't have the audacity to cause anymore trouble to Juan than he already has!
  • Axle:... (Sighs annoyed, knowing that Wayne has been known to get harsh before). Alright, fine! But we have to do it some other time. We have jobs to do. Chief Bullington has sent us to investigate a smuggling operation. We'll get everything done in the morning.
  • Wayne enters the prison hold.

Prison hold.

  • Wayne enters as local prisoners began to mock him.
  • Wayne: "QUIET UP?!"
  • They did that.
  • Wayne: "I came to speak to.... Him....."
  • ???: "Some gull you got, boy."
  • An angry look German Shepard Prisoner is seen.
  • German Shepard: "Is this anyway to treat someone, respondsable of you even being real? I incerted you into your mother, and this is how I was repayed? You disbaned the TKFC with my arrest for trying to go after a fox trying to bring forth the end of the british hunt!?"
  • Wayne: "Shut it! I don't want anyone I cared about and/or actselly creditable that, you, are my father, you sad piece of shit! You can't harm me or anyone anymore! Espeically not mother!"
  • German Shepard: "(Laughs), You still didn't told those pigs? You didn't tell anyone that Wily Mcginnis is your father? You even legally changed your name of Mcginnis to Williams! That's more girly then Keith!"
  • Wayne: "I said shut it!"
  • Wily: "Oh come on now, boy! You know why you keep coming down here! It's that fox again, is it?"
  • Wayne: "......."
  • Wily: "(Laughs), Come on, you know I can smell the humiliation that shames dogdom!"
  • Wayne: "...... It's not like I have a choice, Wily..... Chief's orders."
  • Wily: "Why don't you just tell him who you REALLY are!"
  • Wayne: "Tell him I'm related to a racist Ku Fox Clan member, the leader no less, guilty of unspeakable, anti-fox crimes cause of a spieces issue? No! Then I'll get fired! I became a cop so I can avoid being a monster like you! And these other freaks!"
  • Oxanator: "Oy! We resent that!"
  • Amilo: "Indeed."
  • Wily: "Why do you keep acting like a fake dog, Wayne? You and I both know that fox is nothing but an annoyence! One of these days, you'll HAVE to dispose of him, Wayne! Those pigs, espeically Axle, will get suspicious that you never seem to like the fox at all! Eventually, one of them will chance on me, and ohhh, I'll tell them EVERYTHING about you! About me! About the proud legacy of Dog's near conquest over those foxes! Then I would like to see you still be a cop then!"
  • Wayne brought out a stun gun and zapped Wily!
  • Wily: "GAHHH!?"
  • Wayne: "PAIN AIN'T SO GREAT ANYMORE, ISN'T IT?!"
  • Wily: "AAAAOW?!"
  • Amilo: "POLICE BRUTALLY!? POLICE BRUTALLY!?"
  • Wily: You betray your inheritance, boy! You betray your family! You betray ME!
  • Wayne: SHUT UP! You think that just because you're my father that I will give you a second chance? NO! The law doesn't work like that! It states that those who commit crimes, like YOU, must be punished for it, whether they like it or not! It's like the natural order! You may think that using my own family's role will work, but it won't! You just want me to become what I swore to never return to again, all by reminding me that family is important than the law! NOTHING is important than the law, not even family! You can make any argument that you want that there is nothing more important in the universe than family, but conflicting it with the safety of others and committing murders and crime is not something that should be done! I walked away from my own family because YOU TAINTED OUR FAMILY'S NAME!!!
  • Wily: Listen to yourself! You're letting the law blind your sense of morality! You HATE Juan because he is your worse enemy: a FOX! Foxes have done unforgivable actions against us! They kill small livestock, they have even attacked other humans! THEY ARE PESTS!!!
  • Wayne: You think you can seduce me that easily? You are STILL mistaken! I will NEVER join you!
  • Wily: Just you wait, boy! One day, that fox is going to take it so hard on you, you will have no choice but to come back! Even YOU can't resist the temptation of giving him what he deserves! It's in your BLOOD! (Chuckles)
  • Wayne: I don't want to hear you anymore, father! My mind is made up, and it will stay that way! Juan may be a big pain, but I will NEVER start killing foxes like you!
  • Wily: Oh, you will, son!
  • Wayne: NO, I WON'T!! Goodbye! (Leaves)
  • Wily: (Chuckles) What a fool!

Back to the previous room.

  • Wayne stayed silent and returned to his desk.
  • Felix: "Hey, we heard one of the prisoners claim Police brutally. Is that true?"
  • Wayne: "No.... I was defending myself against crazy old Mcginnis again. I was checking up on the prisoners, Mcginnis and I talked, then suddenly, as I turned my back, he grabbed me and tried to rip my throat out! I merely defended myself and those other convicts try to claim police brutally! Likely to get me in trouble, I bet'ya!"
  • Felix: "Well, you know better then to go in that groutto without some backup! Those animals will do anything to get back out and go back to doing what got them down there to begin with. What complies you to keep visiting?"
  • Wayne: "It's mostly security reasons. After all, I am the team key master. I swear, the sooner Wily is sent to the harshest prison in the united universe, Trcorn-katras Island, the better. Wily, belongs there, that miserable dog!"
  • Felix: "Wow, you seem, more harsh to him then you are to Juan! Why's that?"
  • Wayne: "His xenophobia to foxes is DISGUSTING! I mean, I get it, Dogs and Foxes aren't exactly friends, but there's normal spieces rivary, and then there's being a xenophobe! Dogs don't have to like foxes in my book, but that doesn't mean there's the ok for being discriminative! That's why I brought down the TKFC! They were doing fox disliking in the wrong way! It didn't made dogs any better then foxes! At least all foxes are guilty off is hurting chickens and the rare human, they're just wild animals, they grew up in the wild, but should that excuse some dogs to treat them like crap? No! The kind of idiotcy those dogs like Wily were doing was making everyone see foxes as victims! That's why the Fox Rights Agenty is so damn powerful! It was all because of Wily being an asshole about fox hate!"
  • Felix: "..... You don't think he feels the same about Raccons too, right?"
  • Wayne: "Don't worry, it's foxes he hates indiffently... That's why I'd advise the chief to keep Juan away from the prison hold until it's Tricorn-katras time. Not even Juan deserves to be anywhere near him."
  • Felix: "Well, I am not going down there to be safe as well! I heard Racoons don't have it too great with dogs neither, and I do not wish to find out if he hates Racoons JUST as firecely as foxes!"
  • Wayne: "Oh don't worry. By then, he'll be long a member of Tricorn-Katras. That willpower of his will crumble like Axle's ability to keep a girlfriend!"
  • The two laughed!
  • Axle's voice: "OH HARDLY HAR HAR, YOU ASSHOLES!?"

Between Late Pinkie's New Rival and Early Mauded Pie Theft

  • Axle, Ducker, and Janet have brought in Snail thugs!
  • Axle: "Maybe now you two slimey scum bags will learn not to try and smuggle in Choas Meth from Equestia!"
  • A Snail Thug coughed up smoke!
  • Ducker: "I think that was a successful bust! Nothing like ruining a choas meth operation to start the day. Let's get to the chief and-"
  • Juan came in, snickering with a bone he's carring!
  • Ducker: "Oh no....."
  • Wayne was seen doing paperwork.
  • Juan came up to him.
  • Wayne: "(Growls). What do you want, Juan? Seriously, I don't get why you have a spanish name, yet your suppose to be from austrilia. What is up with that, anyway?"
  • Juan: "Ya know Wayne.... I been thinking in the old Kangaroo pouch lately, and, I felt as if I haven't been treating you fairly."
  • Wayne: "You think that NOW!?"
  • Juan: "Up up up! Let me finish! I think the pranks are going too far now, so, for proof of no hard feelings, I got you a bone!"
  • Juan brings out a bone that, looks promising, but somehow suspitious.
  • Wayne: "(GASPS) Ohhhhhhh! A bone?! My very steriotypical weakness!"
  • Wayne grabs it!
  • Wayne: "Ya know Juan, for a fox of a confused culture naming and origin, maybe you ain't bad!"
  • Juan: "Best part, it's cinnimon flavered!"
  • Wayne: "I LOVE CINNIMON!?"
  • Wayne was slowly gonna proceed to sniff the bone!
  • Axle: "Wait.... There's no such thing as Cinnimon scented bones, I........ WAYNE DON'T PUT YOUR NOSE NEAR THE-"
  • Wayne: (A boxing glove pops out of the bone, and hits Wayne in the nose) AAAAAOOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWW!!!
  • Juan: Got'cha! (Laughs)
  • Wayne: (His nose is pumping red, and he gets angry) THAT'S IT, JUAN! YOU'RE GOING TO PAY FOR THIS! (Smacks Juan out of his path, causing him to hit a wall and get disorientated)
  • Axle: WAYNE, DON'T-
  • Wayne: GET OUT OF MY WAY, AXLE! I'M GETTING JUAN OUT OF THIS POLICE FORCE IF IT'S THE LAST THING I DO! NOBODY IS STOPPING ME! (Storms towards the Chief's office)
  • Axle:... Juan, are you okay?
  • Juan:... What is HIS deal?
  • Axle: Juan, do you have ANY idea that a dog's nose is HIGHLY sensitive?!? I'm surprised that as a canine yourself, you didn't knew that!?
  • Juan:... Oops.
  • Axle: Yeah, your pranks might've gone too far! He's gone to Chief Bullington's office to have you taken out of the force.
  • Juan:... No! NO, I CAN'T LET HIM!!! (Runs after Wayne)
  • Janet: What's going on with them now?
  • Axle: Juan made another prank that hit Wayne's nose.
  • Ducker: WHAT?!? DOESN'T HE KNOW THAT A DOG'S NOSE IS INCREDIBLY SENSITIVE?!?
  • Axle: We have to stop Wayne before he goes too far!

Chapter 2: Wayne's Last Straw

Chief Bullington's Office

  • Chief Bullington: (Eating a donut, and talking on the phone) Well, ma'am, I assure you the smuggling operation has been taken care of. Those snails won't be doing anything harmful to your kids anymore. (Wayne bursts into the room).... (To phone) I'm gonna have to call you back Ma'am. (Chief Bullington hangs up.) Wayne, if I told you once, I told you a zillion times, I am not firing Juan, and- (Wayne takes out the bone with the boxing glove)... Oh...
  • Wayne: CHIEF, I WANT JUAN OUT OF THIS DAMN POLICE FORCE IMMEDIATELY!!! I don't care what you have to say, he doesn't deserve to be in the force!
  • Chief Bullington: "Wayne, I apologies this happened to you. Juan will be given disipline, but being kicked out of the force is over-kill. A 3 week suspendion should be enough, Wayne."
  • Wayne: A SUSPENDION?! He's a nightmare! No wonder he hadn't had any friends in the past. HE'S A BIG PRANKSTER BITCH!!! HE HIT MY SENSITIVE NOSE, AND HE MUST PAY DEARLY FOR IT!!!
  • Chief Bullington:"Please know that I cross the line at pranks that inflict pain. But I also cross the line on giving out over-kill punishments!"
  • Wayne: "Don't you know my nose being hit is like me getting DISEMBOWELED!?"
  • Chief Bullington: "Look, Juan doesn't think clearly! He's like a child trapped in a grown-up's body! People like him are bound to do something crazy like this! But Juan is capable of learning from his mistakes! And after this 3-week suspendion, I promise he'll think twince before doing another stunt like THAT again."
  • Wayne: "WHAT MAKES YOU EVEN THINK THAT, RETARD, IS EVEN GONNA ACKNOWLEDGE THE PUNISHMENT?!"
  • Chief Bullington: Because he's one of the best in the business... Behind Axle, and you in your glory days. He learns from his mistakes, and just kicking him out will only destroy him. His autism is not to be used against him like YOU are using it. You can't just hurt his feelings by taking what he loves dearly as punishment for a mistake. That only leads to a guy to do a mistake that will get worse and worse. I don't care what he does, he is NOT going out of the force, and you will STAY as his partner!
  • Wayne:... Seriously? After what he just did, HE'S STAYING AS MY PARTNER?!?
  • Chief Bullington: Wayne, I told you no more outbursts about that! This is your last strike! No more outbursts, or YOU'RE FIRED! Am I making myself clear?
  • Wayne: (Growls)
  • Chief Bullington: Don't give me that growl, mister! I just asked you a question, DO I MAKE MYSELF CLEAR?!?
  • Wayne: YES, DAMMIT!!! (Shrugs)
  • Chief Bullington: Good. Now I want you to go out there and let Juan apologize after YOU apologize! Refuse to do so, and you're fired!
  • Wayne:... (Shrugs, and storms out)
  • Chief Bullington: WAYNE!!

Outside

  • Juan: (Appears to Wayne) Wayne, I'm sorry I hurt your nose, can you forgive me? Just PLEASE don't get me kicked out! I swear no more pranks! (Cries) PLEASE!!!
  • Chief Bullington: (Comes out) Don't worry, Juan, I won't kick you out. You will instead be placed in a 3-week suspension, AND an apology from Wayne! RIGHT?
  • Wayne: (Angered) Yes..... I'm sorry....
  • Chief Bullington: Now, Juan, I want you to call me whenever Wayne gives you a hard time again. If he does, I assure you he will not serve in the force again, or even treat you so cruel again. This will not happen again. Will it, Wayne?
  • Wayne: No chief...... (Chief Bullington leaves)... I'll make you pay for this one way or another, Juan! (Leaves)
  • Juan:... WHEW!
  • Axle: Juan, what happened? Are you okay?
  • Juan: Yes, mate! I'm not kicked out.... I got a three-week suspention though, and that sucks.... But Chief Bullington said that Wayne will be nice to me from now on.
  • Ducker: I don't think he'll keep that promise, Juan. Your actions have surely pushed him to his limit. You should be ashamed for pulling that prank in the first place.
  • Juan: Oh phesaw! Wayne will keep it as long as he wants to keep his job. He would NEVER have me kicked out of the police force.

Prisoner Cellar

  • Wayne: (Appears)
  • Wily: Well, well, well! Look who decided to come crawling back. Juan pushed you too far, did he?
  • Wayne: Yes-
  • Wily: And the Chief refused to kick him out?
  • Wayne: Yes, but-
  • Wily: Then you finally understand that the law isn't as successful as you thought.
  • Wayne: "Don't you think I don't know what your doing! Alot of villains do it! They use the bad event against the one that disbenifit from it to control them! Well I wouldn't be a very good cop if I was controlable, you turd!?"
  • Wily: "Then why do you keep coming here if it's not to listen to me?"
  • Wayne: "Well, I need to have SOMETHING to hurt if it can never be Juan!"
  • Wily: "Well, even IF your not gonna be mad at the law, surely the fox can't look forword for the same mercy! If your "law" can't punish him.... Then who will?"
  • Wayne: "........ I'll say this.... It's not gonna be like how YOU would've done it, dad! I'm still NOT a killer and xenophobe like you!"
  • Wily: "Oh, so your gonna punish him unharmed? That isn't very dog like. I'm starting to think your not even a real dog."
  • Wayne: "Oh, what I'm planning, will be worse then straight up killing! What I would do, will make him want death! But no one would grant it! No one would want to kill a pitiful coward!"
  • Wily: "Oh, so I'm guessing your gonna somehow trick them into thinking that Juan did something stupid then? HA! Good luck! You'll leave too much evidents, people will find out in a minute!"
  • Wayne: "............. (Looks at Wily)".
  • Wily: "...... Why are you staring at me, pig? Aren't you gonna be ignorent about it and state that you'll cover all ends?"
  • Wayne said nothing, and brought out a taser, and procided zap in at the heart! It was only powerful enough to place Wily into a coma!
  • Wayne: "... That's exactly what I did, dad... Am I dog enough now, dad!?"
  • Silence.
  • Wayne walked off as Wily was foaming at the mouth from the zap.

Late Mauded Pie Theft, Dragon Temple.

  • Kairi was brushing her hair.
  • A royalised phone-ring was heard, as Kairi picked up.
  • Kairi: "Hello?"
  • Spongebob's voice: "Hey Kai. Listen, we just finished yet another mission and we're coming home soon. I can't wait to tell you what we did this time."
  • Kairi: "I look forword to it."
  • Spongebob's voice: "Take care, and remember to STAY CLEAR of that Five Nights at Freddy's game like Icky warned us. That game is SURPRISINGLY scary dispite having goofy looking monsters."
  • Kairi: "I'm avoiding it like it was a heartless infested planet."
  • Kairi hang up.
  • Kairi: "Well, I'm alone, and the Dragon Guardians are busy, and fortunately, the leage is not very good of getting updates on me being alone... I'm perfectly alone."
  • Kairi brushed her hair again, as 4 hooded strangers came into the room.
  • They loomed over Kairi!
  • Kairi gasped, but before she can react, the leader stranger zaps her with a stun gun!
  • Kairi's limped body is dragged by the Strangers.
  • Suddenly the three strangers then proceed to ransack the place to steal valuables and money, to the annoyence of the leader.

After the episode.

  • Icky: (Is seen mopping the floor as punishment for the gremlin incident) Oy vey. Already I got caught up in chores galore.... All well. At least there isn't another problem in the horison or anything like tha-
  • Spongebob screams!
  • Icky: "SPONGEBOB, I TOLD YOU NOT TO PLAY "FIVE NIGHTS AT FREDDY'S" ANYMORE! THAT GAME IS FREAKY AS SHIT!"
  • Spongebob: "IT'S NOT THAT THIS TIME?!!? IT'S KAIRI!?"
  • Icky: ".... Aw hell no!"

Kairi's room.

  • The Lougers see the place ransacked!
  • Sandy: "Shoot! It's like the end result of a bar fight in the wild west!"
  • Lord Shen: "Kairi must've been kidnapped by someone!"
  • Trixie's voice: "GUYS?! THE NEWSFLASH THAT RUDELY INTERUPTED MY SOAPS SAID KAIRI GOT KIDNAPPED BY A POLICE OFFICER TO BE SOLD OFF TO THE VILLAIN LEAGE?!"
  • Boss Wolf: "..... WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT!?"
  • Icky: "..... We just NEVER seem to get a break around here, huh?"

Chapter 3: Juan Gets Framed

TV Room.

  • The Lougers came in!
  • Icky: "Trixie, please tell me your bullshiting us!"
  • Trixie: No, I assure you, Trixie is being dead serious! Look!
  • Scorch Scorchington: (On TV) Good evening, I'm Scorch Scorchington. Our top story, the Princess of Hearts, Kairi, was seen recently being gagged and tied up in a warehouse, and has been reportingly sold to the villain leage for pocket change. Evidence points to none other than Officer Juan Ulroy Norren, a police officer for the UUPD who was born with autism and had pulled pranks on a lot of the other police officers. Here is some shocking photo proof. (Photos are seen of Juan doing so)
  • Lord Shen:... AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHH!!! (His screams scare off several birds in the trees)
  • Boss Wolf: "Aw... The Poor guy. I think Cobra might've corrupted the poor dude into it."
  • Scorch: "It is likely assumed Juan was momentarly corrupted by the leage to pull of the act, and it would be assumed his memory of the act would be erased so there would be little proof. It hurts Juan further that he unknowingly sold out our demon-free freedoms... Over pennies."
  • Icky: ".... Wow.... Ya think Juan would've asked for more."
  • Lord Shen: "Corrupted or not, I say we go fox hunting! LOUGERS, TO THE UUPD!?"

UUPD Station.

  • The Exact same forecast plays.
  • Owl cop: "HOOO! WHAT A HORRORABLE TWIST?!"
  • Moose cop: "(Like Bullwinkle) Maybe it's the wrong fox."
  • Pig cop: "Aw gees. It's always the weak-willed ones the leage picks on!"
  • Felix: "And the worse part is, we don't know the extent of the corruption in Juan! He could inadvertingly become a danger to us!"
  • Pryce: "You all are being too quick to judge Juan!"
  • Moose Cop: "Hey nobody means to, but still, a corrupted pawn is a corrupted pawn, no ifs and/or buts!"
  • ???: "Hey guys!"
  • Juan is seen.
  • Juan: "I'm back with the donuts! I got the best boston creams for Wayne so we can finally get over the ri..... Val....... (Noticed that everyone is either sad to look at him, or scared)... Ry? Guys? What's wrong? Aren't donuts our faverite anymore? Did Tri-corn finally pass that "Cops must eat healthy" law? Ohh, that bitch is ALWAYS on our case, mates...."
  • Pryce: "..... Juan..... It's something.... Far more concerning....."
  • Juan: "What?"

Later...

  • Juan: (He is strapped to a chair) WHAT'S GOING ON HERE, MATES?!?
  • Axle: Well, I don't know if you'll like it, Juan! (Shows him the photo)
  • Juan:... Oh, kangaroo crap! You guys really believe I did this?
  • Pryce: Don't worry, we don't.... Offitcally. But until we can prove that you're innocent, Chief Bullington has told us to lock you up.
  • Juan: Struth! He can't possibly believe-
  • Janet: Oh, he doesn't either. He knows you wouldn't do such a thing, but he has ordered us to lock you up until we can prove otherwise.
  • Ducker: Even then, reported corrupted pawns accused of corruption are viewed as a public menace, and Tri-corn would strangle us if you still walk free. Sorry, nothing personal. (They take Juan and throw him in a cell)
  • Juan: I CAN'T BELIEVE THIS!!! WHO WOULD DO THIS TO ME?!?
  • Axle: I promise you, we will find whoever is responsible, Juan, or get some form of answers. We will have him punished in good time.
  • Juan: You promise?
  • Axle: Yes. We promise. Just be careful around these criminals. They like to tease each other. (They leave)
  • Juan:... (Sighs)... This is just unfair! What kind of wanker would do such a mean thing to me?
  • ???: Why don't you figure it out yourself, fox-face? (Wily appears across from his cell)
  • Juan:... Wily McGinnis?! The schizophrenic fox-discriminating serial killer from the Ku Fox Clan? Why ain't you shipped to Tri-cornkatras by now?
  • Wily: I had to momentarly go to the hospital after I was, comatosed. Strangely recovered quite quickly. My transfer has been resudguled to another date. Anyway, I'm sure you would've figured out by now that your own partner should be the only possible person to do such a thing to you.
  • Juan:... What're you talking about? Wayne is loyal to his own police force, and he wouldn't do something like that if he wanted to keep his job. He promised me himself he wouldn't treat me like that.
  • Wily: (Laughs) You think so? You SERIOUSLY think that Wayne is the one to keep such a ridiculous promise? Well, I've got some news for you, he-
  • ???: HEY! (Officer Felix appears) Are you messing with this prisoner, Wily?
  • Wily: What? No! I was just-
  • Felix: This guy is an innocent until proven guilty, probuly framed bystander with autism, and Chief Bullington has ordered us to never allow you to speak to him like a jerk!
  • Wily: You're being ridiculous, Felix! And on top of that, I thought your usually too afraid to come down here because of me! I was just- (Suddenly, the cell was surrounded by a glass barricade, and his dialogue isn't heard)
  • Juan:... Felix, what was that all about?
  • Felix: Chief Bullington wants to make sure you weren't bothered by any of these criminals. He knew that Wily would be talking to you harshly, so we had to initiate the Quiet Protocol to ensure you wouldn't be bothered. (Presses a button, and all the cells are surrounded by glass walls except for Juan's and the empty ones)
  • Juan:... Well, I must say, I am thankful, mate, but I can't help but feel that something's off.
  • Felix: That how a lot of prisoners feel when they are recently captured. You'll get used to it. We just didn't want you to feel disturbed. I promise you we shall prove your innocence in time. Goodbye. (Leaves, and when he is out of the HQ, he reveals himself as a shapeshifting chameleon, and speaks on his radio) This is Ryan to Wayne, the tattlers have been silenced.
  • ???: (Deeper Voice then Wayne's) Excellent. We don't want that lousy dog or any other prisoners spilling anything to him. My plan is still in fruition.

Outside.

  • The Louge van lands.
  • Lord Shen bursted out!
  • Lord Shen: "WHERE IS THAT FOX!?"
  • Icky: "Shen, cool it bro, I mean, as a sofisicated dude would say, confound it, your making a scene!"
  • Shifu: You cannot just burst in there like a madman. You must approach them calmly.
  • Lord Shen: (Sighs) Very well. I shall do it calmly. (They enter the UUPD HQ, and find Chief Bullington's office) Chief?
  • Chief Bullington: Hey, it's the Shell Lodgers!... I guess you're here because you want to save Kairi?
  • Lord Shen: YES!!! When I get my hands on that fox, I'll give him a-
  • SpongeBob: Shen, softly!
  • Lord Shen:... Apologies. I just don't like it when my adopted niece is captured when I am unable to intervine in time, and I have to go to great lengths to save her.
  • Chief Bullington: Well, just so you know, we've got Juan in a cell, but we believe he is innocent..... Currently. So I've sent Axle and Janet off on the case. We know where the warehouse is, so we'll surely find out who's respo- (Static is heard on his radio)... Hello?
  • Axle's Voice: Chief, the supposed "Leage" and the girl are not in the warehouse anymore! They vanished!
  • Chief Bullington:... (Sighs) Copy that, Axle! Chief out! (Hangs up, and sighs) Criminals these days. They never seem to stay in the same spot.
  • Lord Shen: PLEASE don't tell me the criminals are gone!
  • Chief Bullington: I wish I can obliged that, but... If it is or was the Leage, I think they're long gone by now.
  • Lord Shen:... FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF... (Camera on UUPD HQ)... FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK!!! (Echoes)
  • Boss Wolf: Relax, sir, we'll get them.
  • Lord Shen: I know. I just get mad when things go hard when it comes to rescuing Kairi. I mean, who knows what they're doing to her?
  • Icky: Shenny, it's the leage. If it is them, what do you think they're gonna-
  • Lord Shen: That was a rhetorical question, Prehistoric one! But if those assholes even do what is expected they are trying to do to her, they'll have to surgically remove one of my blades out of their asses!?
  • Crane: Shen, you do realize you're standing in front of a cop, right?
  • Lord Shen:... Right, sorry.
  • Chief Bullington: Not that big a deal, I know you have your violent moments.
  • SpongeBob: So, where is Juan's cell?
  • Chief Bullington: Go to the second door on the right in the hall, and find a door that leads to some prison cells. I was shocked myself that someone told me the Quiet Protocol was initiated by my orders, though I never made such an order. But I guess you guys should find out why from Officer Felix or Juan. It won't be a good idea to talk with Juan's partner, Officer Wayne, though.
  • Spyro: Why's that?
  • Chief Bullington: Well, he's the key-keeper of the HQ, and is Juan's partner. They haven't been getting along since I made them a team, since dogs and foxes are by nature, rivals.
  • Sparx: Well, actually, not all dogs and foxes are like that to each other. I remember when we helped out a fox named Todd and a hound named Copper with a bad relationship caused by circumstance. Man, was THAT a dark time.
  • Iago: Damn right. We had to deal with Fagin's vengeful obsession with trying to kill Copper's master, Anos Slade, albeit as much of a jerk he was, even when a corrupted bear got into the middle!
  • Chief Bullington: Well, it's actually rare that the two species have gotten together like that. In fact, there used to be a conflict between them back in late 90s, where xenophobic killers called the Ku Fox Clan tried to wipe out the foxes in their home. We have the leader of the group himself near Juan's cell named Wily McGinnis. What a crazy guy HE was. Wayne occasionally went down there alot for some reason. Everytime, Wily always seem to try attack Wayne, but always lost, with Wayne not even scratched! A while ago, Wayne claimed he was attacked so bad, he was force to zap Wily into a coma that seemed to went away quickly. Wily always claimed that Wayne was related to him, but I have my doubts. Wily's last name is Mcginnis, Wayne's Williams.
  • Cynder: You have any suspicions that Wily might be true about it?
  • Chief Bullington: No, actually. He's a schizophrenic killer, most of what he says isn't true. He hates foxes more than anything else, and has killed 108 foxes in his youth, most of them for not very good reasons. You don't wanna talk with someone like him, he knows how to get on your sensitive side. He makes Hannibal Lecter look like an idiot.
  • Icky: Eeeeh, sounds dreadful.
  • Bullington: "Well, anyway, while we obviously know it's the leage, we don't, however, know WHICH member. We are investigating the photo though. It just needs the right amount of lighting and I think we might have at least some distintion who our guilty party is."
  • Boss Wolf: "Well, from what we saw, the dude was snake-like."
  • Lord Shen: "SO IT WAS MANG WHO DID IT!?"
  • Spongebob: "UP! We still need to ask Juan about this!"
  • Lord Shen: "(Groans)."

Cell room.

  • Juan sat around confused, and sheding tears.
  • Juan: "I don't even remember doing it! I wasn't even near Kairi! I think I would've remembered being punked by the villain creeps! What's going on here?"
  • ???: "YOU!?"
  • Juan sees the Lougers.
  • Juan: "The lougers! Oh my gosh! Thank goodness you guys are here! Maybe you can clear it up with everyone! Surely you can prove it to everyone that-"
  • Lord Shen: "SILENCE, YOU BLOODY PIECE OF DIERIEA!?"
  • Juan's joy is shattered!
  • Lord Shen: "We know all about you kidnapping Kairi, you traitor to the force!? Who was your master who paid you pennies to doomed the united universe, who's name is it?!"
  • Tigress: Oh, for the love of the devines Shen, will you stop being so melodramatic?!? The guy has autism!
  • Lord Shen:... (Looks at Juan, who is shocked at his outburst)... Okay, my apologies.
  • Shifu: I'll handle this. Juan, what have you got to say about your problem?
  • Juan: I had nothing to do with the kidnapping, mate! I swear! Some stupid bludger thought it was funny to frame me for it!
  • Private: Oh, this should be easy enough to clear up! Juan? About your partner, Officer Wayne, we heard that you two had... well... A bad relationship. Would you mind explaining what happened between the two of you recently? (Skipper shrugs)
  • Juan: You think Wayne is the one who did it, too?
  • Skipper: We had a talk with Chief Bullington about it. We think he might have something to do with the kidnapping.
  • Juan: (Laughs) That's wormsquat! Wayne assured me he would never do something that horrible to me. Sure, I was placed in a 3-week-suspension for pulling a prank that hit his sensitive nose, but I don't think that's a good reason for him to frame me.
  • Viper: You sure about that? I seen people who did terrorable things for less.
  • Juan: Positive!
  • Icky: "I wouldn't make him innosent just yet, kid. Hitting a dog in the nose, is like going KALI-MA on him, then facehugged with a facehugger, then he gets chest-bursted by Justin Bieber?!"
  • Juan: "I didn't mean to hurt him THAT badly, mate. I thought he was gonna be a good sport about it."
  • Dodger: "Trust me, bro. I'm a dog as well. You wouldn't believe, how much I howled this one saterday morning, over a thumbtack that got in my nose! Our human Fagin and my friends couldn't sleep for weeks!"
  • Juan: "Look, I learned my lesson on that guys! I don't intentionally meant hurt him like that, I mainly just want to lighten that bad mood he always had with me!"
  • Francis: "Oh bileve me on this heed, Juan. A dog will never take an insult like that from a fox kindly."
  • Enstain: "Yeah....."
  • Private: (To Skipper) Should we tell him about Wayne's possible relation with that killer?
  • Skipper: No, Bullington says it's too sensitive.
  • Private: Then what do we tell him?
  • Shifu: Don't worry, we have it covered. (To Juan) Well, if you're sure that Wayne wouldn't do it, then is there anyone you know that would want to frame you?
  • Juan: Not really, mate. No bloke I know would have the audacity to do such a carless act of evil. By the way, you claimed that I was paid or something?
  • Lord Shen: Oh, well, as I was previously screaming, we thought you were corrupted by a Villain Leaguer to kidnap Kairi for pennies.
  • Juan: Ah, no way, mate! Not a single penny could force me to do something stupid like giving a sweet girl to demon worshippers. I'm autistic, but I'm not retarded! But I wasn't corrupted, either.
  • Cynder: He's right, Shen. There's no trace of corruption in his heart that I can sense.
  • Lord Shen:... Well, okay, I'll go easy on the poor guy.... For now.... By the way, do you know a prisoner here named Wily McGinnis?
  • Juan: Yeah, he's in the cell right behind you, mate. (They all turn around to see the killer)
  • Icky:... Whoa, I never knew a killer could be so... Ominous-looking.
  • Juan: The guy brought up that Wayne might be responsible, but he also said that there was something else that I couldn't get since Officer Felix put all the cells in Quiet Protocol.
  • Po:... What do you think we can make of it?
  • Shifu:... Perhaps we should ask Officer Felix about this. He might know something that could give us a clue.

Desk room.

  • Felix was snoring with a donut on his nose.
  • The Lougers came in.
  • Tai: "Hey, Officer Felix!"
  • Felix's snores sounded interupted and Felix fast awoke and plopped into the floor!
  • Felix: "OW!? SON OF A ICE CREAM SUNDAE!?"
  • Felix looks to see the Lougers.
  • Felix: "Oh, it's the Shell Louge Squad. You're here about the "Kairi gets kidnapped for pennies" thing, right? Look, I know what your thinking, but we don't AUTOMATICLY think he actselly done it here, but we are being cautious about possable corruption. You guys know well how dangerious corrupted leage pawns are."
  • Cynder: "I think you might be relieved to know that Juan's not corrupted."
  • Felix: ".... He isn't? Whew! But sadly, he still has to be documentally proven to be not corrupted, and well.... The photo, though unclearly dark, really does work against him."
  • Boss Wolf: "Oh trust me. We're gonna clear this mess up soon enough..."
  • Icky: "We're just curious on one thing.... Why did you say that Bullington ordered you to muff out the other prisoners other to keep them from harassing Juan?"
  • Felix: "What are you misfits talking about?"
  • Spyro: "Juan said he saw you going in there and issued a silence protocal on the other prisoners."
  • Felix: "...... There's a few things WRONG with what your saying... I was here the ENTIRE time, enjoying some of the donuts Juan brought in."
  • Banzai: "We noticed."
  • Felix: "Second, for as long as Wily is down there, I ain't going down that rat hole! I'm worried he hates Racoons, just as much he hates foxes!?"
  • Private: "What makes you think that?"
  • Felix: He ate a raccoon's liver for breakfast once!
  • Private:... (Holds in barf)
  • Felix: Plus, he's a dog! Those things actually have a taste for meat, even if it's of another sentient being. I've never seen a dog actually eat a raccoon's liver in my life! But I assure you, I was NEVER down there. And what did ya mean by "Muff out the prisoners"?
  • Kowalski: They said you have a 'Quiet Protocol' to surround the cells with glass walls to stop any noises.
  • Felix: Okay, I only activate the Quiet Protocol when it's Lights Out, and I RARELY do it to keep those criminals from harassing anybody, let alone a poor framed fox like Juan. Even then, as of lately, I would NEVER go down there with that crazy dog's insanity disturbing me. He scares me each time I see him. He's like Hannibal Lecter times 3 in a dog's body, he scares the shit out of me!
  • Po: Then... Then who activated the Quiet Protocol? Juan stated that the person looked like you.
  • Felix: Someone dressed up like me and turned on the Quiet Protocol? UNACCEPTABLE!! And to be casual, NOT COOL?!
  • Private: You don't think... The imposter is trying to stop something from happening, right?
  • Kowalski: Possibly. Let's think it through. Juan was told that Wayne might be responsible, but he claims he didn't. An imposter had turned on the Quiet Protocol to try and prevent something, then that must mean...That must mean Wayne IS involved in this.
  • Felix: I doubt it. Chief Bullington threatened to fire him if he treated Juan badly again after an incident where Juan hit him in the nose as a prank. That's hardly a good reason to frame someone.
  • Sam: Something tells me we need to find out who that imposter was. Whoever it was, he might have the answers we need.
  • SpongeBob: Right! Let's Mosey out of here! (The Lodgers leave)
  • Felix:... Why did I fall asleep in the first place?

Cutaway

  • Felix: (Was enjoying the donuts when a figure loomed over him) Wait, who are you- (The imposter gases him into sleeping, his head hitting the desk with the donut on his nose, and the imposter heads into the cell room)

Back to reality.

  • Felix: "..... I need to wear a gasmask more."

Chapter 4: Things Don't Add Up

Chief Bullington's Office

  • A crimeloigest Crane: "With some digital editing and, CGI reconstruction, I think we now know who is respondsable and who is Miss Kairi currently stuck with as well."
  • Bullington: "Is it what we think, Professor Billwad?"
  • Professor Billwad: "Oh, afraid so."
  • Billwad shows the completelty lighten photo. It appears to be Juan giving Kairi to none-other then Lord Cobra.
  • Billington: "So, Juan did get corrupted. By Mang no less. This is gonna be hard to explain to the Lougers."
  • ???: Actually, we don't think that's entirely accurate, Chief. (The Lodgers arrive)
  • Skipper: We've talked with Juan and Felix. Juan says that Felix was the one who activated the Quiet Protocol in the cells, and Felix said that he didn't so such a thing, and was asleep the whole time.
  • Po: We believe this might mean that there was an imposter who tried to keep something from erupting in the cells.
  • Professor Billwad: So... Juan isn't corrupted?
  • Icky: Nope. I think that picture is fake.
  • Kowalski: The picture must've been digitally edited to place the blame on Juan and Mang.
  • Professor Billwad: Really? This picture seems real to me. Plus, it would take hours to find evidence of this photo being digitally edited.
  • Spyro: We sensed no corruption in Juan's heart when we talked to him. He seemed legit.
  • Cynder: Yeah. That seems to prove that it's fake.
  • Professor Billwad:... Well, then I guess we need to investigate this picture even more. I have the power to digitally repair the picture, but it'll take hours to complete.
  • Alex: How many hours?
  • Professor Billwad: 8.
  • Marty: WHAT?!?
  • Skipper: Then I guess we need to find that imposter and get some answers until then.
  • Donkey: Oh, boy! I LOVE me some spying and investigating!
  • Icky: "Well, we can't rule out the leage JUST yet! It could be possable that Mang had Chrysalis to lead us on a wild goose chase and trick us to go after Juan while they are busy with Kairi!"
  • Axle and Janet came in!
  • Axle: "Sir, we didn't find ANYTHING pointing to The Leage or Juan!"
  • Janet: "They must've cleaned everything up!"
  • Soothsayer: "Well, the High Council is already going to confront the leage about this! They'll confirm everything soon enough."

Leage Fortess.

  • Lord Cobra was seen playing Mortal Kombat!
  • Lord Cobra: "Oh yeah! Take that, Kung Lao! That's what you get being a goody goody! Kick his ass, Shou Khan!"
  • Teen Mang barged in and blocked the door!
  • Lord Cobra paused the game.
  • Lord Cobra: "Teen Me?"
  • Teen Mang: "Uh.... Master? Did you remember corrupting a fox cop to kidnap Miss Kairi recently?"
  • Lord Cobra: ".... What the bloody hell are you-"
  • A zap was heard!
  • Jafar's voice: "AGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHOH?!"
  • Chrysalis' voice: "EVERYONE RUN!?"
  • Dr. Facilier's voice: "MAD CELESTIA AND DRAGON GUARDIANS ON THE LOOSE?!"
  • Lord Cobra: "...... The fuck!? Teen Mang, what is going on here?! I thought we were already punished for Junjie's LAST debacle!?"
  • Teen Mang: It's like what I just said! The High Council came in and said that Kairi's been kidnapped, and the dirty criminal placed the blame on us corrupting a fox cop in the UUPD in order to capture her.
  • Lord Cobra:... WHAAAAAAAAAAT?!?

Villain League Living Room

  • Lord Cobra: (Arrives with the entire High Council staring right at him)... Alright, look, I know why you guys are here! I don't know what bastard pulled this off, but it wasn't me! I NEVER laid a finger on Kairi as of this time! Not while we're still on about Junjie's incident with the magical rock!
  • Ignitus: Are you certain?
  • Lord Cobra: Do I SOUND like I'm lying? I may be a villain, but I can be honest sometimes! I'm telling the truth in this instance! Don't believe me? Then search this place! You'll find no lock of her hair here!
  • Ignitus: Very well. Everyone search the place! (The High Council splits up) If you're lying, Cobra, we'll punish you greatly!
  • Lord Cobra: I've got NOTHING to worry about, Ignitus!

Later...

  • Ignitus: Okay, you guys didn't find ANYTHING here? (The High Council mumbled 'no')... Well, I guess this was another waste of time.
  • Lord Cobra: That's right! You all owe the people you zapped an apology.
  • Celestia: Will a tape showing some embarrassing shots of Kairi be good enough? (Everyone is confused)
  • Lord Cobra: Ooh, I'd get a real kick out of that, Celestia! I never knew you to do such a dirty thing... Wait, how did you even pull that off?
  • Celestia: Don't ask! (Gives him a video tape)
  • Luna: Sister, what are you doing? (Celestia winks at her)... Hmm... (The High Council leaves)

Later...

  • Lord Cobra: Well, this video should give me a chuckle or two.
  • Chrysalis: Yes, we never thought of getting embarrassing images of Kairi, from Celestia no less.
  • Teen Mang: It's probably because it would be TOTALLY offensive, even for us.
  • Lord Cobra: Well, let's at least enjoy this tape. (Presses 'Play', but instead of what they were expecting, the tape shows Junjie's video of Cobra and Chrysalis making out, and shocking music plays as Cobra and Chrysalis are shocked)
  • Jafar: WHAT THE DEVIL?!? UGH, I HATE SEEING THAT!? (The other villains laugh, and Cobra and Chrysalis get angry as the camera goes on the fortress)
  • Lord Cobra: CELEEEEEEEEEEEEESTIIIIIIAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!

Police Staion.

  • Lord Shen (On a communicater): ".... Very well, I'll tell everyone."
  • Lord Shen hangs up.
  • Lord Shen: "Everyone, in a surprising twist.... It wasn't the leage's fault." (Everyone is in disbelief or aggravation)
  • Chief Bullington: Well, THAT is a downer.
  • Axle: Yeah, how are we gonna get this thing done quicker? 8 hours is a long time, and we might never catch the criminal in time.
  • Spyro: The best hope we've got is to find out who that imposter was that went in and eavesdropped on Juan. McGinnis may probably have the answers, but it's probably not best to talk to a serial killer.
  • Cynder: Totally, you don't know how many times we've had to deal with THEM! Especially when Carnage himself was a serial killer.
  • Sparx: Yeah, I HATED that guy.
  • Janet: Well, question is how do we find the imposter?
  • Gloria: You got me, we don't know.
  • Donkey: Well, we gotta find him soon, or there's no telling what will became of Kairi!
  • Lord Shen: Yes, and for the sake of these criminals, Kairi better not be the kind of hostage that gets tortored for fun or cruelty, or they will feel what it is like to have a spear up their ass!
  • Felix: (Appears) I think I know a way to find him. All the rooms in this HQ are in surveillance. I'm sure the cameras picked up the imposter's actions! I assure you the tapes have caught the guy red-handed!
  • Patrick:... Uh... What color are his hands now?
  • Felix: (Sighs) Just come with me! The tapes are-

Surveillance Room

  • Felix: WHAT?!?
  • Cop Moose: Sorry, Officer Felix, it appears the cameras have been disabled!
  • Felix: Are you F****** kidding me, Mulligan?!?
  • Officer Mulligan: No, it's been like this since before Juan was imprisoned. The only camera that wasn't disabled was the one inside my office!
  • Felix: ****!!!
  • Axle: Geez, Felix, stop swearing!
  • Felix:... Wait a minute... Your office is not too close to mine, is it?
  • Mulligan: Well, yeah.
  • Felix: Then what are you waiting for, get that camera started! (They rewind the tapes of the remaining camera, and they see the door with the view of the hall is closed)... DAMMIT!!! (Suddenly, the imposter opens the door).... NOT DAMMIT!
  • Imposter: Oops! Wrong office! (Closes the door)
  • Icky:... (Laughs) Minions are so stupid!
  • Bagheera: Absolutely.
  • Felix: "Well, that just leaves oone thing.... WHO THE HECK IS THAT!?"
  • Icky: "Well, he could be one of them master of disguise villains."
  • Mantis: "Well, if we're talking about that, I had heard rumors about a trio of criminal frame masters. They're known as, The Shape Swifters."
  • Pryce: "The who now?"
  • Axle: "Typical rookie respondse. Perhaps I should explain. You see, it was WAY before you were even in the force, kid! Back in Wayne's hayday... And when he didn't had to deal with Juan."

Flashback.

  • (Axle): "In those days, The Shape Swifters were once normal shoplifters and pick-pockets. They had a normal criminal life and normal reasons for doing so, they had a crap early start, they came from a poor side of town, and they hated anyone who did better then them, so they became dedicated to stand up to the rich to help themselves. Fortunatly, it was a time the force long adapted to camelion criminals, so they weren't a threat for long. However..... That was when Mega Sci Corp changed them forever. For reasons unclear, Dr. Marz used to drag in criminals to treat like test subjects for secret exspeariments to see if it was possable that camelion DNA can be used for the Millaterry for a speical agent to sneak into enemy lines, pretend to be a trusted enemy ally, and expose all evil plans! The Exspeariments were.... Awful.... and it changed the trio forever.... And the Shape Swifters were born. They escaped Mega Sci Corp, and since then, they evolved from petty thugs, to near super-villains! They framed politisions, and innosent people, even local heroes, for crimes concerning bank robberies, embezzlement, and grand larceny! It was Wayne who finally busted them, thanks to his incrediable nose. It seemed to be the end of the frame masters. They were sentenced to near-life sentences in Tricorn-katras."

Reality.

  • Axle: "Where they were supposed to be.... Now, they must've busted out to seek revenge on Wayne.... In a very stupid fastion, considering they framed his least liked person in the universe!"
  • Pryce: "Or maybe it's a conspirity to make all cops look bad as revenge for what Wayne did to them and exposing their scemes. They're picking off the least powerful first. Those cowerdly basturds!"
  • Janet: "But how did those guys escaped? Isn't Tricorn-Katras... Inescapable? I mean, it's why we're soon sending Wily there, right?"
  • Axle: Well, we can't know for sure if they escaped or not. Tricorn-Katras is a high-tech security prison similar to the Raft in the Marvel Universe. In fact, Tricorn asked permission from Nick Fury himself to design the place like the Raft. I mean, wow, I have heard the High Council doing meetings with S.H.I.E.L.D before about claiming Prison 42, and even trading some adamantium, but come on! Anyway, with that said, the place has more security than the Pentagon, so there is only a 3% chance that a criminal could escape the place. It has so many silent alarms, and hundreds of ways to trigger them. It has audio sensors, motion sensors, an advanced defense system, DNA scanners, and on top of that, it's surrounded on all sides by electrified water! Whoever tried to escape from the place would be killed on the first try!
  • Felix: Yeah, I remember this guy named Sammy Slasher who tried to escape the place by gliding his way out!

Cutaway

  • Sammy Slasher: (A flying squirrel stands on the highest point in the prison he can get to, and takes off)... SO LONG, SUCKERS!!! (Chuckles, but finds that he can't glide far enough to make it)... HELP ME, SUCKEEEERS!!! (He gets zapped when he hits the water)

Present

  • Felix: The guy went insane for weeks. I can't possibly see how 3 chameleon shapeshifters could escape a prison like that.
  • Monkey:... Well... What if they had help?
  • Axle: HELP?!? HAH! Even a jailbreak hasn't been possible there! Anyone who tried to plan a jailbreak had failed miserably and was locked up immediately after. You'd have to have the IQ of a machine to make a successful jailbreak.
  • Pryce: It was even known that a criminal spy was caught 5 seconds upon arrival, and was sentenced to death for espionage, but it didn't came through thanks to ethicists, so he was given a life sentence stay instead. An escape is just not possible.
  • Viper: Well, we'll have to figure out how they did it by ourselves. We need to find these Shape Swifters, and see who hired them.
  • Icky: "Well, maybe it was one of the crooks Juan must've busted."
  • Axle: "Hmm. It's possable. Juan has captured, and humiliated at least 3 criminal masterminds, 2 serial killers, 6 counterfitting bosses, 4 mad sciencetists, and a crime lord named Don Mike Cubafish. The Don of the Cubafish mafia. A netouriously nasty pharina."
  • Icky: "Are we talking pacu, or one of those, big pharinas?"
  • Axle: A Red-bellied piranha.
  • Icky: Oh, boy.
  • Axle: Yeah, the guy used to be an enemy of mine who came in numbers. In fact, I think he might know who my parents were. But I guess it was silly that Juan wounded one of the piranhas, causing his entire army to eat each other. BLECH! Haven't seen such gruesome behavior since that Mega Piranha movie.
  • Mantis: Then he must be the guy we're after.
  • Lord Shen: "From what I understood, that fish is believed to be inprisoned in a speical fish prison called 'Davy Jones Aquarium Penitentiary'."
  • Icky: "Gee, I heard that place! The worse of the worse sea-crooks wind-up in there!"
  • Skipper: "Yeah. We sent alot of deadly and dangerious fish from Desteny Islands there. Including that very weird Ed Fishlips guy who used to torment the merponies during their inprisonment on the planet to that place there. Believe it or not, that ship we crashed into Slaymu, didn't really kill him! Just knocked him unconjustus! Remember when it tooked us FOREVER to finally rangle that beast in?"
  • Boss Wolf: "Don't remind me! Darn beast tried to eat us repeatedly!?"
  • Patrick: "Wait, don't Aquairams house only sea creatures?"
  • Icky: "Well sometimes they have places for the fresh water verity. And the likes of our Pharina don, is no exception."
  • Private: "I'm afraid to go there. What if Ed or Slaymu remember us?"
  • Axle: Oh, it's not like the dumb bastards can bust their way out and kill you. It's a great advantage that the traded adamantium was used to make their pens. Not to mention the glass is made of durable carbonium glass, making it impossible to break.
  • Kowalski: Sure wish we were able to find such a substance for the viewport of our submarine.
  • Skipper: Yeah, that way it wouldn't be broken by A F****** LEOPARD SEAL!!!
  • Private: Well, that's good they can't bust out and hurt us, right?
  • Icky: Yeah. We could make funny faces at them, and there's nothing they could do to beat us up. For some laughs, I could bang Slaymu's glass pen! (Shenzi slaps him) OW! WHAT DID YOU DO THAT FOR?!?
  • Shenzi: That's the DUMBEST torture of an orca criminal, and the most dangerous one at that! You know damn well they have sensitive hearing.
  • Axle: Plus, making fun of them is against the regulations to avoid a destructive fury. Plus, they have their cells on land to ensure it would be difficult to escape, and the nearest water source is too far for them to reach without drying up. The prison is advanced in architecture and security measures.
  • Fidget: Great! Lucky their sea physiology doesn't work like SpongeBob and his friends.
  • Axle: Well, the thing is, some of the criminals there DO have that cartoon logic, and we need to have heat systems so intense, not even their cartoon logic could save them from being crispy fish-sticks if they try and escape! (SpongeBob and his sea friends shiver in disgust)
  • Felix: Well, you guys might as well go to that place and interrogate Don Mike. Be reminded that most of the prison is underwater. You have ways to breathe underwater, like diving suits
  • Merlin: Why have suits when we have magic?
  • Axle: Yeah, I have heard you guys go on underwater adventures and have magic to help you survive underwater. Despite the fact that some say that water-breathing spells have adverse effects.
  • Merlin: Yeah, we've experienced them a lot when we're underwater. It affects the mammalian diving reflex of us humans or mammals, though it didn't affect some of us that are reptiles or birds. Effects include craziness within 48 hours of submersion due to lowered heart rate, too much comfort due the blood being warmer and thus causing weaker movement within 48 hours, and weaker bladders which... Well, we have a good assumtion what weaker ballders do, so I don't wanna go there. Glad we don't stay in such a pressurized environment for more than 1 day.
  • Sandy: Well, what're we waitin' on? Let's go down there!
  • Axle: You guys do that, we'll get started on, de-digitalizing, the picture.

Davy Jones' Aquarium Penitentiary

  • Rita:... Wow, the place is pretty isolated.
  • Francis: Not to mention having a great architecture. Fish criminals really CAN'T escape without drying up in the... (Looks at the Sun, and it's blinding and hot)... Hot sun!
  • Dodger: (He and his dog friends, along with the other canine Lodgers panting)... Wow, not one sea creature would last long in a place like this. I mean, DAMN!
  • Squidward: Well, the BIG question is... WHERE IS THE ENTRANCE?!?
  • Missing Link: I'll find it! I'm good at finding sources of water. (Feels the ground, and then finds some moisture)... Here's some wet soil. Let's see if I can follow it's source. (Traces his finger in the wet soil, follows the wet parts, and it leads them to a hidden entrance with a trap door disguised as the ground. They open it and see the inside filled with water)... Well, we found the entrance! (Suddenly, a fish pops out and points a bazooka at him) YOW!!!
  • Fish Guard: STATE YOUR BUSINESS OF ENTERING A RESTRICTED AREA BEFORE I BLAST YOU TO BITS AND FEED THEM TO THE SHARKS!
  • Missing Link: "WHOA, WHOA, IT'S COOL!? I'm one of the Shell Lodgers, fish brother! You might know me as Missing Link, one of the cast of "Monsters Vs. Aliens"?"
  • Fish Guard: How do I know you aren't a bunch of imposters disguised as the Shell Lodgers?
  • Puss: If we were in costumes, would this hurt? (Claws Shrek)
  • Shrek: OW!
  • Donkey: Or THIS? (Kicks Shrek in the crotch)
  • Shrek: MMMMMPPPHHH!!! If it were costumes, it would've felt less painful!
  • Donkey: Now watch THIS-
  • Shrek: That's quite enough, boys!
  • Fish Guard:... (Chuckles) You guys are funny. Therefore, you've convinced me enough. By the way, others have been known to impersonate you guys and failed to be as funny as you, that's how I can tell a Shell Lodger.
  • Icky: Sad that's actselly a problem, really.
  • Merlin: Well, I guess that means we're allowed to go in now?
  • Fish Guard: Of course, depending if you can breathe underwater.
  • Merlin: Of course we can! We do it like magic, literally. (Casts the water breathing spell on them)
  • Fish Guard:... I see. Well, who are you here to see?
  • Icky: We're here to see... Uh... Who are we here to see?
  • Spyro: Don Mike Cubafish.
  • Fish Guard: Really? Well, why not? Come on in, the water's fine!
  • Brandy: Sure, as long as it's not filthy.
  • SpongeBob: Let's just go! But not all at once. (They each dive into the pool, and sink down to the entrance hall of the prison, with Gilda and Trixie gaining their tail fins when entering)
  • Sandy: I guess it's nice that Merlin kept his promise of allowing me to experience the water-breathing spell for once, so I won't need air for the moment. (Takes a deep breath)
  • SpongeBob: Yeah, no kidding. (They go to the end of the hallway where they see a large office comprised of several kinds of fish, and the water is split in two halves, one for saltwater and one for freshwater, accessible through moisturized air tunnels)
  • Icky: "Ladies and Gentlemen, welcome to fishcatras!"
  • An Octopus Warden is seen dragging a Hammerhead shark!
  • A sea turtle guard is fearfully holding a glass case holding a prisoner blue ring octopus.
  • A bull Shark prisoner is lifting waights!
  • A Marlin Swordfish came up to the lougers.
  • Marlin Swordfish: "Ello there. You must be the lougers. It's such a rare treat you guys would visit this prison. The name's Karvin Windgorat. Head Warden of the establishment. But I'm curious though. What brings you lot here?"
  • Lord Shen: "A local cop was framed by mysteriously escaped Tricorn-catras prisoners. His name was Juan. We believe he busted on a resident here. A don named Mike Cubafish?"
  • Karvin: "Oh goodness. I heard the news on that. I personally don't think Juan is capable of such a deed. But not that I wanna sound like I give his donness reasonable doubt, I mean, he's here for a reason, right? It's just, how is he connected?"
  • Sandy: "Well that's the thing with Mobsters. Even if you had the leader jailed up, he's still capable of trouble! Ya know, outside mob connections."
  • Karvin: "I totally understand mates, and we are taking procautions on Mike's rotine visits from realitives and "firends". I'll lead you to his fresh water cell... But be careful, we might past a few, old friends of yours, along away. Follow me."
  • Karvin leads the lougers down the hall.
  • Prisoners made faces and taunts at the lougers.
  • Ed Fishlips and his two friends see the lougers.
  • Ed Fishlips: "YOU MUGS AGAIN!? YOU HAVE SOME GULL TO SHOW YOUR FACES HERE AFTER YOU ROBBED ME FROM MY HOME, SEE?! MYAH SEE!?"
  • Karvin: "Oh, come off it, Ed, you mobster era hasbeen, they're not here to see you or your chums!"
  • The Heroes went on, as a familier mermaid is seen.
  • ???: "YOU?!"
  • It was Marina Del Ray!
  • Spyro gasped!
  • Spyro: "Marina Del Ray!?"
  • Sparx: "Oh what's this bitch of a fish doing all the way here? I thought she and her dodong accomplise and those freaky electric eels of hers are all the way back at atlantica!?"
  • Karvin: "Well, Triton desided to transfer her here. Ya know, prevent her from becoming a problem again and all."
  • Marina: "I swear, you purple menace! If I ever get out of here, I am gonna-"
  • Cynder: "DON'T YOU EVER DARE THREATEN HIM, YOU SAD EXCUSE OF A VILLAIN THAT URSULA AND EVEN MORGANA CAN MOP THE FLOOR WITH YOU?!"
  • Marina: "...... Dark Cynder? Wha, is, is that YOU?! You were bigger the last time I-"
  • Cynder: I'M NOT DARK CYNDER ANYMORE, YOU TRAITOR OF YOUR PEOPLE!! I'll NEVER forgive you for your crimes in Atlantica. I've had a difficult time redeeming myself for Triton after hearing the horrible news of your actions from Spyro. You were the one who lured me and the Villain League to Atlantica and allowed us to murder Queen Athena all because you never got to be Triton's attaché, AND you tried to ruin Spyro's reputation and got an entire music club sent to prison just for the sake of stealing Sebastian's job. That's one of the many reasons why I despise being who I was before. People who never get what they want are inspired by the Villain League to want them to help them get payback for it! People like YOU!
  • Marina: But-but-but-but how are you reformed?!?
  • Cynder: Why should I tell you? You're nothing but trouble!
  • Lord Shen: ENOUGH OF THIS NONSENSE! We have a job to do which is NOT complaining about the past! Let's remember that we have to put the past behind us, and just get this job done.
  • Cynder:... You're right, as long as I never get to see HER ugly traitorous face again!
  • Marina: How rude! You don't look like much of a beautiful lady yourself!
  • Spyro: HEY! Nobody talks to Cynder like that. Consider yourself lucky that I can't burn you alive because of the fact that we're underwater, but ICE AND EARTH WOULD WORK JUST AS GOOD!!!
  • Lord Shen: I SAID THAT'S ENOUGH!!! We've got a job to do, remember?
  • Spyro: (He sighs) I'm glad I won't have to see you again.
  • Marina: Nor will I ever see YOU again! (They all leave).... Killjoys.
  • Karvin: (They reach a tunnel that goes up) I wish I could accompany you the rest of the way, but I can only survive in saltwater, and I don't have the cartoon logic that SpongeBob has in other worlds except his own so I can't easily survive on land, even in other worlds. You'll have to meet up with Mr. Pikey once you get to the freshwater circuit.
  • Shifu: Thank you, Karvin.
  • Karvin: My pleasure. (Swims off)
  • Viper: So how does this tunnel keep saltwater and freshwater apart- (Finds a surface above the tunnel, and when she surfaces, she sees a tunnel filled with moisturized air and steam and it leads to another water tunnel)... Wow! (The others surface) This is really efficient!
  • Kowalski: Apparently the freshwater and saltwater circuits are separated by a tunnel that travels upward and downward with air being moisturized by humidifiers. (Humidifying vents are seen above the tunnels, pumping steam into the tunnel)
  • Tulio: Amazing! It's like a sauna in here.
  • Miguel: Yeah. It's almost a shame this is a prison and not a spa, or otherwise this could really rake in some money.
  • Cynder: I believe they keep this place moisturized so workers with the cartoon logic to survive in saltwater and freshwater like SpongeBob and his friends, but not the cartoon logic to survive while dry, can travel safely through.
  • Sparx: Wow, I don't know how long it took for them to build this place properly, or how long it took to design it, but I like it.
  • Gilda: And I think that the water over there on the other side of the hall is freshwater.
  • Trixie: Only one way to find out. (Jumps in, and comes out) Yep, it's freshwater.
  • Gilda: So you didn't get a tail fin?
  • Trixie: Yes, but my eyes don't seem to get irritated down here like it is in saltwater as well.
  • Gilda: Well, that's one way of proving it. Let's go. (The Lodgers enter the freshwater circuit, and find the rooms to be green instead of blue like the saltwater circuit. A school of dozens of tiny minnows are surrounding a criminal sturgeon escorting him to his cell, a sucker fish is seen eating up the algae on the walls and burping after it, an angelfish criminal briefly attracts the attention of the Missing Link, and a tench and goldfish are seen carrying a scarred river dolphin to a cell)
  • SpongeBob: Wow, this place seems to be green instead of blue.
  • Sandy: Well, that's probably common in freshwater bodies.
  • Pike Guard: (Appears) Who are you guys?
  • SpongeBob: We're the Shell Lodgers. Your friend Karvin told us to look for someone named... Mr. Pikey?
  • Pike Guard: That's me. Karvin is a good friend. We get to talk with each other through a carbonium viewport. I'm just like him, being a character who can only survive in freshwater and no other environment. Despite the fact that most of this place is underwater, we have surface cells that are run by amphibious fishes such as airbreathing catfish, mudskippers, or lungfish. We only put the most dangerous criminals in the surface cells so it would be difficult for them to escape without drying up. Speaking of which, who are you guys here to see?
  • Po: We've come because a cop from the UUPD has been framed by a criminal that has freed some shapeshifting criminals called the Shape Swifters, and we believe it was Don Mike Cubafish who did it.
  • Mr. Pikey: Really? Well, I'm pretty sure it wasn't him. He's never escaped since Juan got him busted after he... (Scoffs)... Accidentally got his army to eat each other. (Laughs) What an embarrassing way to fail. Not to mention that it's been 5 years since that time, and Don Mike is starting to get older. Now his teeth are falling out and he now has to eat chewed meat. BLECH! We're at least lucky we created a device that could chew the food for him. I mean, it was impossible for us guards to chew the food for him without barfing in the water, especially since most of us only eat plankton or algae.
  • Missing Link: Nasty.
  • Mr. Pikey: But regardless, there was no evidence that he escaped. And even if he tried, he'd dry up faster than a camel. The Sun is burning hot, and the nearest freshwater source is a mere 10ft away. Not even HE could make it there in time.
  • Shrek: Well, we might still have to have a talk with him, and see what he has to say about it just in case he was pulling some tricks on you.
  • Mr. Pikey: If you insist. I'll have to have another guard escort you there since I'm not able to do it. His cell is on the surface, so I'm gonna have to have Mr. Lung take you. MR. LUNG?!? (A lungfish plunges into the water from a hole in the surface, and swims up to him)
  • Mr. Lung the Lungfish: You called, Mr. Pikey?
  • Mr. Pikey: These Shell Lodgers wish to talk with Don Mike Cubafish, and would like you to escort them to his cell.
  • Mr. Lung: Well, easier done than said. Follow me. (They swim to the surface hole where they enter a large glass dome with several aquarium cells being run by mudskippers, walking catfish, or other lungfish. There are several pools of water where the workers go inside to moisturize themselves when getting dry, and the pools fill back up when evaporated) This is where we're supposed to keep the most dangerous sea criminals of all time. Some include Slaymu over there. (They see Slaymu himself in a pen, which notices them and looks angrily at them, trying to break his way through, but cannot)
  • Icky: Whoa, that guy must really hate us for separating him from Blot.
  • Mr. Lung: Well, fortunately, we have his cell made of adamantium that was traded from the Marvel Universe, as well as having the glass made of carbonium to ensure that it cannot be broken. We have to go to great lengths to keep the beast from escaping. We give him air to breath, we don't allow workers to make fun of him, but most importantly, we have a strict rule that no worker should, under ANY circumstances, bangs the glass and causes him to go cranky. So far, no incompetent worker has done such a thing. He is locked up enough to keep him from causing anymore trouble.
  • Spyro: I sure hope we don't have to deal with HIM again either.
  • Mr. Lung: I hope not. But some of our workers have been planning to send Slaymu to a place where he can be socialized and reformed. The Warden has been agreeing to it, but thinks that Slaymu needs time because he won't be changing his behavior any time soon. Now follow me, and I'll bring you to Don Mike. (They follow him as he enters one of the freshwater pools, and surfaces again, and they arrive to see a silhouetted fish, and Mr. Lung rubs the glass to get his attention) HEY, MIKE!
  • Don Mike: (Appears as an aged piranha with only 5 teeth left, a wrinkled face, and tiny parasites on his body) What? I'm trying to take a nap here! (The Lodgers are all disgusted by his appearance) What? You never seen an old piranha before?
  • Parasite #1: Mr. Cubafish, I think they're appalled by us.
  • Don Mike: Oh, you think so?
  • Icky: Yuck! If a fish looked like THAT, I would NEVER eat it!
  • Tigress: I SO don't wanna interrogate that disgusting fish!
  • Don Mike: You guys want to interrogate me?
  • Mr. Lung: Guys, a lot of people have been disgusted by his looks. Especially the parasites that he is forced to share his cell with. They have been starting to become an annoyance to the Penitentiary. One of them even befriended one of the workers.
  • Don Mike: Hey, they're friendly! They only crave my blood and rotting flesh because it-
  • Parasite #2: BECAUSE IT TASTES GREAT!!! (The parasites cheer)
  • Boss Wolf: (Barfs)
  • Skipper: EEWW!!! (The camera is on the parasites and Don Mike as Boss Wolf continues barfing)
  • Parasite #3: Eh, not the first time someone barfed in our presence.
  • Po: What are we THINKING interrogating this guy?
  • Mr. Lung: If you guys want some answers from him, you're gonna have to do it.
  • Skipper: (Sighs) Me and the boys will do it.

Interrogation Room

  • Skipper: (He and the other penguins are wearing biological suits)...
  • Don Mike:... Well, go on! Is there gonna actselly be an interigation or are you just gonna be morons?
  • Skipper: "Ok, grossy, out with it! The officer who placed you here was framed!"
  • Don Mike: "Oh yeah... I heard about that punk getting delisious karma apawn him! Whoever desided to frame THE Villain Leage had some balls! I respect them for it."
  • Kolwalski: "Well, those ballsy framers are The Shape Swifters."
  • Don Mike: "I heard of those guys. Typical rich socity haters turned super-powered crooks. But they were long busted by that Wayne cop. I knew it was a matter of time before they got out.... But why did they framed my hated cop and not theirs, I don't know."
  • Skipper: "Maybe it was either you or a outside guy who put them up to it in a complincated conspirity against all the cops!"
  • Don Mike: ".... Ok, look! That may sound like something I'm capable of, I wouldn't exactly put it pass myself, nor my contacts on the outside, who shall remain nameless, and I ain't no fan of Juan, but, THAT, was not me. The real mastermind earns my respect for his willingless to push buttons, but it ain't me. I know what those leagers are capable of if you PISS them off! Not even a crime lord like myself can get away conning them! You wanna know what happened to Don Demitri Le-Mor who tried to con those leagers out of their supply of weapons and corruption powder?"

Flashback.

  • A pile of weapons and corruption powder bags are seen, as lemor mobsters are seen
  • A King Julien look-a-like Mob leader is seen.
  • Mobster: "Don Le-mor, your plan, it was a success?! You conned those stupid leagers with a fake doomsday device for all their weapons and supplies!"
  • Don Demitri: "Well gentlemen, now that we control all these magnifisent devices and powders, we can use them for our own reign of ter-ror! Soon, Par-Is will rekindise the Le-mor Mafia! Victory, is le ours!"
  • Mobster 2: "..... Aren't ya worried these guys will do something horrorable to get even once they find out?"
  • Don Demitri: "Pfft! Preposterious! Those idiots will never-" (The entire place explodes, and Demitri is seen being launched in the air, and lands straight in front of Cobra, Dr. Blowhole, Gaspar, Jafar, and Mirage)... Uh... (Chuckles) What are you guys doing?
  • Mirage: We found out your doomsday device was a fake! DID YOU THINK WE WOULDN'T FIND OUT THAT EASILY?!?
  • Don Demitri: Look, I-I can explain! (Jafar puts him in a talekinetic spell)
  • Jafar: Well, explain it to the authorities! We're not usually the ones to bring them into these things, but if someone DARES to punk us, we're not afraid to show our faces to them and throw you in jail!
  • Don Demitri: (Gulps, and Jafar levitates him into an outhouse, and moves his staff like a golf club) KA-PWEEEEE!!! SO LONG!
  • Gaspar: Thank you for flying Air Slammer!
  • Demitri: AAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHH...!! (The outhouse is catapulted straight in between a McDonalds sign, causing Demitri to get launched into a police station, crashes through the roof, and into a jail cell, surprising a few cops)
  • Cop #1:... Huh, at least whoever did this, saved us the trouble of hunting down this con artist! (Both laugh)

Present

  • Don Mike: Lots of YouTube videos were made when the whole thing was caught on a satellite view. It got a million views. I still love it. Though I can rarely be able to see it when I'm locked up.
  • Parasite #1: I remember when WE had Internet.
  • Parasite #2: We used our last host's nerve charges to power up our own computers. Of course, the host was put into a coma when we used them for too long, but live and learn. (The parasites laugh)
  • Private: (Shivers) Gross!
  • Kowalski: Definitely! May I ask how these... Isopod saltwater parasites... Got onto you?
  • Don Mike: I prefer not to answer that.
  • Parasite #4: Oh, pfft, it wasn't that hard, dude! We just hitched a ride on a bull shark that travelled to South America and the guy died of brain cancer. We were able to attach ourselves to Mikey when he was still free, and some of our group died while fighting these two electric eel cops, but while we were separated from him for less than 2 decades, we found him again when we smelled a rotten possum that he ate. We were able to suck the icky stuff out of him, and we've become friends with him ever since.
  • Don Mike: (Shrugs) Crawford, did you HAVE to answer them?
  • Parasite #4 (Crawford): Well, why shouldn't I?
  • Rico: (Is on the verge of barfing)
  • Skipper: RICO, DON'T! NOT IN YOUR SUIT!
  • Rico: Sorry!
  • Private: Wait, what was that part about 'two electric eel cops'?
  • Skipper: Private, save the non-important questions for later.
  • Private: Uh, sure thing, Skipper.
  • Don Mike: But anyway, I'm not the guy you're looking for. I'm too old for evil. My body seems to eat itself as time passes by.
  • Parasite #3: That's us, actselly.
  • Don Mike: I was being metaphorical, ya blood-sucking jackass! God! The point is, tecnecally speaking, I'm innocent.
  • Kowalski: Hmm, he does have a point, Skipper. His body doesn't seem to be fit for crime anymore. Especially with those things feeding on him.
  • Don Mike: Well, I guess that'll be all for you guys?
  • Skipper: Yeah, I suppose so. (They exit the room, and Rico takes off his suit, and starts barfing a rubber duck, a deflated beach ball, a snorkel, bath toys, and a spray gun)
  • Rico: DISGUSTING!
  • Po: What did he say?
  • Kowalski: Well, he's not the likeliest guy to commit this crime. He's too old, he's unlikely to escape, he's too infectious to work with, and he seems to be getting weaker with time.
  • Icky: "Somehow, I was worried he wasn't our guy. And we can safely doubt it wasn't any outside contacts?"
  • Private: "Pretty much.... But after this, we need to be sure Axle goes see him. I think Don Mike might know about his parents."
  • Skipper: "Later! Right now, an innosent life's on the line!"
  • Spongebob: "So now, we have to find out WHO is the mastermind this time! We can safely deduce it wouldn't be ANY other of the criminals Juan busted in the past!"
  • Gilda: "So now's a good time to get back to the station."

Police Station.

  • Billwad was on a sofisicated computer.
  • Billwad: "Thanks to determination, and a efficent program, I was able to dedigitaltise the image more quicker then expected!"
  • Axle: "Good! Cause we're out of donuts!"
  • Billwad: "Just a few more edits and...... BY JOVE!?.... Friends, I don't think we're not just dealing with an imposterious Juan and Mang Cobra.... Even the Miss Kairi in the image is an imposter! And, the exact same soundrol who basturdised our cameras!"
  • Axle: "Hold it, hold it, hold it! Let me see!"
  • Axle sees that in place of the original people in the photo, are three camelions!
  • Axle: "Oh, I get it! This photo is just made to make Juan look bad! And Kairi was kidnapped just for authentisity! They didn't nessersarly need her for the photo, but kidnap her anyway for the sake of proving that this image has legitimentcy!"
  • Janet: ".... But, who was the one who took the photo then?"
  • Axle: "That is what we're gonna find out!"
  • Ducker: "This keeps getting more confusing and confusing!"
  • The Lougers came in!
  • Alex: "Kinda bad news, Axle! It wasn't Don Mike! Not only is it IMPOSSABLE to escape, but he's too old and too GROSS to work with!"
  • Private: "Sort'a good news though. He might know a few things about your parents."
  • Axle: "..... I'll, look into that when I can.... And we got some dumb luck news ourselves! We think Kairi was kidnapped just for the sake of the photo to be legit! Look, even the Kairi in the picture is fake!"
  • The lougers see the picture!
  • Mr. Krabs: "The little, clever, basturds!"
  • Axle: "Now, we need to find out WHO our camera man is. He might be their mastermind."
  • Shifu: "For that, we must return to the scene of where this mess started..... Kairi's room."
  • Axle: "Ok then.... Just a thing though, is the room left the way it is? It's a crime scene, and we can't have it even MINORLY changed, or we're never gonna go anywhere!"
  • Shifu: Wait, didn't we leave Icky in charge of checking Kairi's room for clues?
  • Icky: I looked, but I didn't see anything.
  • Tigress: Did you check the room ENTIRELY?
  • Icky:... (Sighs) No.
  • Iago: OH, FOR GOD'S SAKE!!! AS IF THE GREMLIN ATTACK WASN'T BAD ENOUGH!!! THE MASTERMIND COULD'VE TAMPERED WITH THE CRIME SCENE WHILE WE WERE GONE!!!
  • Merlin: Relax, I can get us there. Plus, magic can get us an easier advantage even when someone tried to make it harder on us. Thanks for the info, guys! We'll be back. (He teleports them all away)
  • Axle:... Do you think they were right about Don Mike knowing my parents?
  • Chief Bullington: Maybe, maybe not. Sure you never knew your real parents after they mysteriously disappeared when you were a baby, but I don't think it'll be a good idea to see him. The Lodgers said he's too old and gross.
  • Officer Axle: Gross or not, when this is over, I need to see him! Chief, I'm requesting permission to go to the Penitentiary and see Don Mike.
  • Chief Bullington: I'll think about it, Axle. Right now, we got work to do!

Kairi's Room, Dragon Temple

  • Merlin: (They appear in the place, and find that the room is cleaned up)
  • Sparx: (Dubbed as Peach) (Gasps) The room is clean! THE ROOM IS CLEEEANN!!!
  • Shenzi: Way to go, Icky! (Smacks him) You blew it!
  • Shifu: You do realize that we're gonna have to extend your punishment to another week, right?
  • Icky: Hey, we were in a hurry, so don't take it out on me! (Shrugs) Why does karma decide to be a prick to me?!?
  • Merlin: Not to worry, guys! Remember we have magic! (Uses his wand to surround the entire room in ultraviolet vision, making the entire room visible in ultraviolet light)
  • Mantis: WHOA, HOLY CRAP!!!
  • Iago: GREAT TESTICLES OF FIRE, WHAT THE HELL AM I SEEING?!?
  • Merlin: I've put a UV light field around the room so we can see entirely in ultraviolet light, that way we can see the DNA fingerprints of whoever cleaned this place up.
  • SpongeBob: WOW! THIS IS SO COOL!
  • Merlin: Alright, let's see... AH, here we are! There's some fingerprints on that chest... And the mirror and drawer, too!... Even the bed has fingerprints on it. Not to mention it's a bit wrinkled.... My God, this place has a LOT of fingerprints!
  • Silhouetted Stranger: (Listening on the conversation)
  • ???: Charlene? Were you able to clean up the evidence?
  • Silhouetted Stranger (Charlene): Indeed I have, sir! I was even sure to remove your fingerprints because I think the Lodgers can do something to enable them to analyzise fingerprints. I'd estimate that the only DNA they'll trace is that of me and my siblings.
  • ???: Excellent work, Charlene. Now hurry back to the hideout, we need more things to cover up. (Charlene just did that)
  • Merlin:... So far, the only DNA I've been able to get was the DNA of the Shape Swifters, but that's it! I got all 3 of them! I got Ryan, Charlene, and Zachary, but that's it. There are a few fingerprints of Kairi, but that proves little. My best guess is that the one responsible WAS here, but when they cleaned this place up, they wiped away his fingerprints just to leave us with nothing but THEIR fingerprints. In fact, most of them are from Charlene.
  • Banzai: Then Charlene must've been the only one that cleaned this place up. (The UV light field disappears) WHOA!
  • Po: Man, I LIKED that light.
  • Merlin: (Sighs) Well, guys, I guess there's nothing left for us except the fingerprints of the Shape Swifters.
  • Shenzi: Nice going, Icky! (Smacks him)
  • Icky: STOP SMACKING ME!
  • Lord Shen: Everyone, stop arguing!
  • Icky: (Shrugs) This is what I deal with sometimes! Everyone blames me. I mean, it's not like some evidence is going to pop out of nowhere- (Suddenly finds a small cap-like object)... What the hell is this?
  • Kowalski: Inconclusive, it could be a can lid, a top to makeup, or--
  • Skipper: Oh, please, Kowalski, this is as bad as you can't even tell what a piece of snake skin is! Anyone with a brain can tell that THIS... Is a lid for some of the pills of Kairi's medication.
  • Alex: Oh, for God's sake, IT'S A LENS CAP!!! You know, for cameras. Someone clearly forgot to bring it with them! It's for the camera that was used to take that picture in the werehouse.
  • Gloria: But why would they bring the camera with them while kidnapping? They wouldn't do that!
  • Tigress:... Unless... Unless the guy who took the picture was holding onto the camera so he doesn't have to risk buying one from a store to risk suspition.
  • Icky: So why hasn't the mastermind told the guy to try and get it back? Surely the guy would've realized his lens cap was missing.
  • SpongeBob:... Maybe the guy was too late to come here and get it. I guess Charlene couldn't find it either.
  • Merlin: (Uses magic to analyze the lens cap) He's right. Nobody seemed to touch it when it was left here.
  • Sandy: Well, surely if the guy who took the photo was too late to reclaim his lens cap, then he might've been here by now.
  • Icky: (Sighs) I guess the guy saw us here, and ran off.
  • Shifu:... Well, I guess we CAN thank you for finding that lens cap. We would NEVER have seen that. I guess we'll have to shorten your punishment to 2 days.
  • Icky: THANK YOU!
  • Marty: We gotta get this lens cap to the UUPD HQ!
  • Merlin: Precisely! (They teleport away)

UUPD HQ

  • Axle: (Looking on the computer searching for info on Don Mike)... 'Don Mike Cubafish'. (Presses 'Enter', and sees a picture of him with his present look and parasites) OH, GROSS!!! I see SOMEONE doesn't have a sense of hygiene! (Types) Don Mike Cubafish Murders' (Presses 'Enter')... C'mon, Mom and Dad! You've GOTTA be on there!... (Suddenly, the Lodgers teleport there, scaring Axle, triggering his electrical ability, and short-circuiting the computer) AAHHH!!!... (Sees the computer busted and the Lodgers)... DAMMIT!!! You scared the electric shit out of me! Look what you did to my computer?!? I was so close to finding out about my parents!
  • Private: Sorry. If we had known about it, we would've picked another place to teleport.
  • Merlin: Well, we had to go to your office because it would be rude to teleport to a Police Chief's office without notice.
  • Axle: Oh, and teleporting into MY office without notice ISN'T?
  • Skipper: Look, we were in Kairi's room, and we didn't find much. Thanks to Icky's INCOMPETENCE!
  • Icky: OKAY, CAN WE PLEASE LEAVE THE BIRD A LITTLE DIGNITY?!?
  • Iago: Hey, that's MY line!
  • Skipper: The Shape Swifter, Charlene, got to the place before we could. All we found was his fingerprints, and a lens cap.
  • Axle: A lens cap?
  • Lord Shen: "From the mastermind's camera."
  • Axle: "Hmm... I think this mastermind REALLY wants to make sure we unfairly punish Juan for something HE didn't do. It's like he wants to be rid of him."
  • Boss Wolf: "Unfortunately, since we already ruled out Juan's enemies, Mike included, it could virtually be anyone who wanted to frame a cop!"
  • Axle: "Wait.... That lens cap looks familier..... Wait a second.... That's a lens cap for our cop camera! The dirty basturd stolen one of our evidents cameras!"
  • Squidward: "Well, I don't think any of those camelions are smart enough to be able to snag a camera like that, even with shape-shifting powers. They would've eventally been found out when cops make a misunderstanding with eachother."
  • Axle: ".... Or maybe.... It was an INSIDE JOB!?"
  • Janet: "(Gasp), You not suggesting one of our, fellow cops is the mastermind, do you?"
  • Axle: "I don't wanna make assumtions, but... It makes sense. How else were the Shape Swifters able to be out and about? A cop, legally got them out by stating a made-up prisoner transport! It has to be a cop who holds a grudge against Juan for his childish pranks!"
  • Ducker: ".... Isn't that mostly, everyone? Juan pranks, pretty much everyone except you and the Chief."
  • Janet: "Well it's not me! I learned to laugh at myself once in awhile."
  • Spongebob: "Good for you miss, cause I do it ALL THE TIME! (Proceeds to do that)."
  • Pryce: "I am a dog of honor. I won't even steal candy from a baby!"
  • Ducker: "Well it ain't me! The worse I would do, is complain to the chief! That normally gets him to back off!"
  • Billwad: "Well it's not me! I'm too mature for just detravity. Also, I'd helped you guys uncover this, remember?"
  • Axle: "And we all know how much of a honor scout the Chief is. We sure know as hell it ain't me, cause this is the first time I discovered, well, everything. So that leaves the rest of the force."

Interigations.

  • Felix: "I was just a victim of all this! Remember?"

Later

  • Mulligan: "I don't even have anything against Juan!"

An interview with many currently nameless officers later.

  • Spongebob: "That's, pretty much everyone."
  • Pryce: "Wait.... Where is Wayne?"
  • ???: "Sorry I'm late guys."
  • Wayne comes in.
  • Wayne: "I went out to get coffie and a drive. I saw a movie on the way. Totally recommend Guardians of the Galaxy. So, uh, what's everyone talking about?"
  • Axle: (Everyone looks at each other)... Wayne, are you aware that Juan has been framed for a crime he didn't commit?
  • Wayne: What? Juan was framed? (Sighs) You are kidding me!
  • Lord Shen:... Something doesn't smell right here.
  • Mr. Whiskers: It wasn't me, Shen! Honest!
  • Lord Shen: Guys, I think the people who have been talking about Wayne weren't kidding!
  • Wayne: Uh... What are you talking about?
  • Lord Shen: Oh, don't play dumb with us, Wayne! We know how much you hated Juan. With all his pranks and his autistic and childish behavior. You've wanted him to be fired from the police force ever since you were both made partners. YOU might be the one who framed him!
  • Spyro: Shen, there is no evidence that he would do this! He may hate Juan, but he would never do something like this.
  • Lord Shen: THINK! Use that loaf in your head called a 'brain'! He's never been seen since the whole thing started. He has been known to physically hurt Juan.
  • Spyro: That's still not enough evidence to prove it was him.
  • Wayne: Yeah, I was just getting some coffee and went to see Guardians of the Galaxy!
  • Lord Shen: Prove it, then! (Wayne gets out his empty coffee cup and an empty popcorn bucket)... Oh!... I guess I- Wait a second! That's not ALL you've done, is it?
  • Wayne: Okay, now you are just being ridiculous!
  • Chief Bullington: Shen, he promised he wouldn't do anything crazy to Juan. He's been honest with me before, so he would never do something like this.
  • Lord Shen: Oh, if you're so sure, then give him a cavity search! I'm sure there's something sensitive in there somewhere!
  • Chief Bullington:... Fine! (The body cavity search is done as the Lodgers and cops look disturbingly at it, and after 10 seconds, it's done) There! Nothing of substance. (A Shape Swifter is seen through the window) I guess you owe Wayne an apology!
  • Lord Shen:... Very well. My apologies, Wayne. But don't expect to be off the hook! If you're so innocent, then why not SOLVE THE CRIME WITH US?!?
  • Axle:... That's actually a good suggestion. Why don't you help us?
  • Wayne: "..... I, forgot, my investigation kit back at home.... I need to be able to go get it first. I am never useful without the darn thing!"
  • The Lougers gave suspitious stares.
  • Bullington has started to become curious of this as well.
  • Wayne: ".... I'll.... Uh.... Get going now."
  • Wayne leaves.
  • Icky: ".... Anyone's "Top Suspect Found" senses tingling?"
  • Axle: "For the most part. He has to be PROVEN first. It's a basic creed of the law: A suspect is innosent until proven guilty! It wouldn't seem very patriotic to just automaticly arrest him just for motive alone! He has to be PROVEN of actselly doing it! That's what prevents demockrecy from being compairable to a monarchy rulership."
  • Icky: ".... It still has flaws ya know."
  • Axle: "No system's perfect, smart-ass."
  • Ducker: "Well, I think it's about time we investigate a few things."
  • Axle: "Lougers, you and I are paying Tricorn-katras a visit. We need to ask the boss warden of the place. The rest of you, investigate the camera room for prints. And Chief, if we have to... Have Wily Mcginnis ready for an interview, just in case."
  • Bullington: "You sure Axle? You know a xenophobic mentally disterbed fox murderor isn't exactly a reliable person."
  • Axle: "I know, but consider on how the fake Felix tried to "Muff him out", that could mean that if Wayne is respondsable, he can ultamately confirm it."
  • Bullington: "Very well, but ONLY if it is totally needed! Wily's not known to be, co-opertive."
  • Axle and the Lougers left.
  • A myserious cobra-shaped force, and a dragon fly figure watched in secret.
  • ???: "Fire, you know what you must do. Proceed to moniter that "Wayne" guy."
  • ??? (Fire): "Yes master."

Chapter 5: Clues Fit Together

Tricorn-Katras shores.

  • Trixie was shivering in fear.
  • Trixie: "Trixie is not comfertable with this.
  • Shenzi: Yeah. Especially since Axle told us the water here is wired with electricity as a security measure. (The water jolts in electricity)
  • Banzai: Plus, this place DOES look a bit like the Raft in the Marvel Universe. I mean, EXACTLY like the Raft! I'm surprised the High Council and Tricorn know S.H.I.E.L.D in the first place.
  • Cynder: Of course. How else would Prison 42 be made into a UUniversal max prison?
  • Po: The question is how do we get in?
  • Axle: There's only one way to get in. The honest way. (They see a bridgeless arch with high-tech machinery) Now brace yourselves because the place is heavily armed and authorized to take extremely strict security measures. We have to be calm and not say much. Plus, we need to be careful with what we say.
  • Icky: Which means no comic relief, right?
  • Axle: Right. Now let's get started. (Presses a button) Hello? This is Officer Axle Watt of the UUPD, and the Shell Lodge Squad requesting permission to enter. (Hidden turrets appear and point directly at the Lodgers, and Axle and some of the Lodgers aren't frightened by it)
  • Icky: "IS THAT EVEN NESSERSARY?!"
  • Axle: "Well they wouldn't be a very good high security prison if they don't point turrents in your face even if you can be trusted, now would they?!"
  • Guard: State why you are here.
  • Axle: We need to have a talk with the Warden concerning some criminals that were released recently. The Shape Swifters?
  • Guard: Do you have code clearance?
  • Axle: Yes. (Takes out a card, and slides it into a slot where it is analyzed)... (The card pops out with the computer saying 'Approved')
  • Guard: Your card code checks out, Axle. You and the Lodgers may come in. I shall inform the Warden of your arrival. (A large bridge slides out from the bottom of the arch, and it lights up all the way to the other side) Take easy caution, and do not fall off.
  • Sandy: Well, that was easy.
  • Axle: That's why you need a cop with you. Even with a High Council member, you still need a code clearance in order to enter. Like I said, this place has strict security measures. Now follow me. (They walk across the bridge)

Tricorn-Katras Entrance

  • Private: (They reach the entrance, and Private is scared of the turrets locked onto them)... I'm scared, Skipper!
  • Skipper: Don't be a coward, Private! They're just turrets. They only attack those who pose a threat, which are NOT us.
  • Private: Okay... I guess. (The large automatic doors open up to reveal a large architectural hallway that the group enters, and they all meet up with a goshawk security guard)
  • Goshawk Guard: (Norwegian accent) Greetings, Axle. Greetings, Shell Lodge Squad. Haven't had the chance to see you bunch in my life.
  • Axle: It's nice to see you, too, Mr. Dudgeon. (They both shake)
  • Marty: You know that guy?
  • Axle: Of course. He used to be part of the UUPD. He worked in a Dragon Realms HQ in Norway. We busted several crimes in Norway together.
  • Goshawk Guard (Mr. Dudgeon): Vell, I had heard from the guards that you vant to talk with the Warden about the Shape Svifters. Yeah, they vere bailed out by someone who said he's a cop whom ve never seemed to recognize.
  • Axle: Was he a German Shepard?
  • Mr. Dudgeon: Hey, I'm not the Warden, Axle. In fact, she's vaiting for you right now. Follow me. (They go down the hall, and they arrive to meet the Warden, who is hidden behind a chair) Warden? Officer Axle and the Shell Lodge Squad are here to ask about the Shape Svifters.
  • Warden: (Spins the chair around, and they all see that she's a small hamster) Ah, yes! I have been expecting them. Especially since I found the guy that bailed those Shape Swifters out seemed suspicious.
  • Dodger:... A hamster? The Head Warden, is a hamster?
  • Axle: Yeah, she gets that reaction a lot. But PLEASE, don't let her size fool you. She's trained herself in taekwondo for 10 years, and she's quick enough and small enough to be a formidable fighter. I learned that the hard way when I first met her.

Cutaway

  • Axle: (He meets the Warden, and laughs) A hamster? How can a HAMSTER possibly be a warden Let alone, HEAD WARDEN? You're the size of a human palm! You couldn't possibly- (The Warden starts beating him up so much, he was too weak to use his electrical powers) OW! AYE! OOF! OWCH! OH, MY SPLEEN!! AAAA-HA-HA-HAAAOOWWW!!! (Gets thrown to a wall as he sees police cars driving around his head)... I stand corrected! (Faints)

Present

  • Icky: Damn, I wouldn't wanna mess with a rodent of that size who knows how to fuck someone like Officer Axle up!
  • Warden: I don't mind too much that you were taken back by what animal I am. Even the prisoners have learned not to mess with me. But on with what you're here for. The Shape Swifters have indeed been bailed out by a cop. I have heard that a UUPD cop was framed, and it didn't come as a surprise that the Swifters would be responsible. But the cop, I didn't know who it was. The guy said he was British, and wanted to give the Shape Swifters to a rehabilitation center. I was pretty skeptical. He also dressed, odd for a cop.
  • Po: Was he a German Shepard?
  • Warden: I couldn't tell what kind of animal he was, he said that it was for private matters. He even kept his tail in his pants. (Scoffs) I can't tell you how many times I tried to resist laughing. But he never seemed to say his name either. All I knew was that he wanted the Shape Swifters for a privately-run rehabilitation center. I guess I felt like an idiot when I heard the jerks framed a police officer.
  • Icky: "Did you at least recorded the conversation?"
  • Warden: "All conversations concerning prisoners are recorded. In fact, right now, you guys are being recorded. However, they very strict and only higher offitcals like Tri-Corn can view them."
  • Lord Shen: "And we respect those rules. But we think a dirty cop was the one who busted them out."
  • Warden looked disgusted.
  • Warden: "If there's one thing I hate more then criminals, is crooked, dirty cops! Nothing makes the justice system look bad by a few lousy bad gears."
  • Shifu: "And we have intention to stop this corrupt offitcal, if we were to get proof. Do members of the High Council count as higher authoity? I am the protoshy of the late Master Oogway, and current replacement."
  • Warden: "Tecnecally, yes, but it depends on the level. Classifived footage is mostly allowed to be viewed by level 90 High Council members."
  • Shifu: ".... Blast! I'm only level 89. A level short!"
  • Icky: "Oh, no problem, we have Merlin with us! He's a High Council guy too!"
  • Merlin: "Alchourse..... But, uh, I haven't exactly kept check on what level I was.... I had been in self secludion for quite a long time until you guys found me."
  • Trixie: "Well, your surely a powerful wizard."
  • Merlin: "Behind Yen Sid, who is assumingly between level 100 or 95. I'm at least......"
  • Silence.
  • Trixie: ".... Ok, I am not gonna let that bad memory be our downfall master!"
  • Trixie use her memory spell to make Merlin remember what level he was!
  • Merlin:... Oh, yeah, I am at Level 110.
  • Phil: Are you serious?
  • Merlin: I've been battling evil for God knows how long! I've built up my High Council membership since I defeated my first enemy.
  • Warden: Well, it's good enough for you all to know what we know about the bail. (Jumps and rolls down a screen, and turns off the lights, and turns on a camera, showing the recording of the Lodgers' talk with her)... Oops, wrong one. (Switches display to the bail)

In the video.

  • Warden: "And WHY do you want to bail out the Shape Swifters?"
  • A robed stranger with a mask: "(Deep voice): It is for a private reabilitation centar called "Reformus". A realitively new, private, and goverment secret reabilitation centar approved by Tricorn. Those three are it's first clients."
  • Warden: "Firstly, isn't there already that kind of place in Equestia, called The Equestian Reforming Monistairy? Secondly, I don't think the Shape Swifters are ready for that kind of change, if at all. I'm sure they pretty much still hate rich people to the point they're still gonna go rob them. They might not be... Reform capable at the moment. Their reasons for hating rich people are, pretty typical. They hate on how the rich get away with everything, even breaking the law, hurting the evioment and not paying taxes thanks to a faulty goverment. I sympathise them in a sense, but they ain't being any better by turning into crooks and frame people for what they didn't do."
  • Stranger: "That's why the centar wants them. We can prove our worth if we can turn criminals of their calaber into model citizens. Think about it. Serial Killers will feel remorse. Bank Robbers will get paying jobs instead! Why, imagine what this place will do for the inmates of, not just Tricorn-katras, but Prison 42? Villainly will become tamed. Your jobs will be made easier. Prison over-crowding will become a thing of the past."
  • Warden: ".... I don't know, The Shape Swifters look dead serious determined to get back as a rich favering socity."
  • Stranger: "Trust me. We have methods that'll cleanse these, unpure feelinsg of envy and hatred on things even seemingly justifyable. They'll learn that two wrongs don't make a right. The promise of Reformus will benifet the universe, and the ever stressful job of a warden guard of prisons like this, in the long run."
  • Warden: "..... Ok, fine. Only as long as Tri-corn approves of this. You have a means to pay the bail?"
  • Stranger: "Put it on Tri-corn's tab. I work for a non-profit organisation."
  • Warden: ".... Ok then.... But be warned pal, if I find out this was all a con, and if I heard those three STILL cause trouble, I ain't keeping secrets!"
  • Stranger: "You, have nothing to worry about."

The video stops.

  • Warden: "Well.... Am I safe to assume the place "Reformus" doesn't exist?"
  • Kolwalski: "Actselly, not as of yet. I heard of a approval pending for a simular naming place about such a centar. It's in policial limbo thanks to Tri-corn not being, well, postitive on the place. Also it has been deemed unessersary thanks to the existence of the ERM, the Equestian Reforming Monistairy. So yes. You allowed someone to free three currently unreformable criminals into the hands of our mastermind."
  • Warden: "Well, now I feel REALLY stupid!"
  • Cynder: "It's obvious the voice is artifitically changed to avoid recinition. Whoever our guy is, he seems pretty determin to remain anomimous about this misdeed."
  • Skipper: "Then that's our evidents as of now. Hamster lady, keep the video safe for us. We're off to seek more clues."
  • Warden: It is an honor to see you guys. And good luck out there. Mr. Dudgeon? Escort them out if you please.
  • Mr. Dudgeon: Sure thing, Warden.

Meanwhile...

  • Kairi is seen in a room with a basic bed and a out of date TV.
  • A voice: "Yo, kid! The boss is gonna see ya again."
  • Kairi: "Tell him I'm still mad at him!"
  • A Voice: "Now I respect your privacy as our hostage but I'm gonna assert my authorty as your kidnapper by coming in anyway!"
  • Three camelians bursted in!
  • The Robed Stranger from before comes in.
  • Stranger (Same Deep Voice as before): "Hello, Princess Kairi. How are the accomindations for you? I apologies if it is under budget for your liking, but this is what the old house of the Shape Swifters can provide in light of their problems with the aristercrats."
  • Kairi: "Why must I be kept here against my will?! Are you bunch planning to torture me? Selling me to the leage!? Ransom me to the lougers!?"
  • Stranger: "Neither of those three, Miss Kairi. We are just holding you until, an infaverable cop is rightfully removed from the force and sent to jail through, slight fabercations. We have no intentions to harm you, or to sell you out, or ransom you. In fact, once the deed's been done, you'll be allowed to return to your previous life."
  • Kairi: "....... What kind of criminal behaves like that?"
  • Stranger: "Someone who's only doing this to get rid of a rotten cop. And you and the Shape Swifters, are helping me be rid of Juan."
  • Kairi: "..... Juan? The red fox from austrilia with a strangely spanich name? What do you have against him?"
  • Stranger: "Personal, and classifived, reasons, miss Kairi. I freed the Shape Swifters to pretend to be you, Lord Cobra, and Juan as part of the fabercation. I promised their freedom to return to their persuits to punish High Socity with more fabercations, in return to liberate me of that, idiotic, culturely incorrect, unworthy, PRANKSTER PIECE OF SHIT!?"
  • Kairi: "..... Wow.... You're the second person who actselly hates Juan more then..... Then..... Wait a second...... You're not who I think you are, are you?"
  • Stranger: "That's none your business, princess! We leave you now! How's about you enjoy some TV....."
  • The Stranger presses a button.
  • TV: "WELCOME TO FRIDAY NIGHT LIVE!? YOUR HOST, RAT PAJAMAS, TALKS ABOUT THE DISGRACEFUL SELL-OUT COP, JUAN!"
  • Stranger: "(Laughs), Perfect! Already local talk shows are damnating Juan! Soon, Bullington will be FORCED to jail him GOOD, as long as there's little to no evidents to prove otherwise!"
  • Kairi: ".... The lougers are not easily duped."
  • Stranger: "But even they know when to accept defeat. Even if they don't accept the fabercation, not even they would dare stand against public opinion, nor that of a soon to be angry Senator Tri-Corn. She has a policy against dirty cops and corrupt enforcers you know. Juan doesn't stand a chance. He'll soon be just another name on the Tri-Corn-katras list of inmates. I can already envision him being, violated, by prisoners turned homo! He won't last long with his spirit intact! He'll be some brute's bitch in no time flat!"
  • The Stranger and the Shape Swifters laugh as they left!
  • Door slams!
  • Kairi covered her face and faintly sobs.
  • Kairi: "Why would anyone do this to someone like this? Why is he so filled with hatred?"
  • ???: "Try not to dispair, miss princess of heart."
  • Fire the Dragon Fly, masked, comes in.
  • Fire: "A master of mine sent me to investigate this criminal, and I think I have seen who he really is, and heard enough! I also bugged this room with speical magic cameras that recorded everything! I'll see to it my master dilivers the evidents personally. All I ask, is for you to stay strong."
  • Kairi: "..... I.... Appresiate this, stranger."
  • Fire only bowed respectfully, and vanished in blue magic fire.

Back to the Lougers.

  • Icky: "Ok, what do we do now?"
  • Axle: "We'll go back to the base to see if there's updates on the Prints.... And our, possable interview with Wily."

Police Station, Camera Room.

  • Janet and Ducker have finished up dusting.
  • Ducker: "Well, all we did was proved it was diffently the Shape Swifters, but noting on if Wayne's involved or not."
  • Janet suddenly sees something different in the room.
  • Janet: "Wait! Look!"
  • Janet dusts it off, reveiling, what looks to be, a strain of hair.
  • Ducker: "Is that.... Hair?"
  • Janet: "I'm pretty sure Camelions don't have hair... Right?"
  • The Lougers and Axle came in.
  • Ducker: "You came in in good timing guys. We found hair. And unless one of the Shape Swifters wears a wig now, it's safe to assume it didn't came from them."
  • Axle:... We need to analyze it's DNA!

Later...

  • Axle: (They put the tuft of hair in a small machine)... Let's see, the signature comes from... Wayne?
  • Janet: So it WAS Wayne!
  • Felix: Well, I think it's just a coincidence. Mulligan asked Wayne to watch the cameras while he was in the bathroom a day before Juan's nose prank. That tuft would've gotten there when he was doing that.
  • Axle: I don't know. Maybe Wayne left it there on purpose because he intended to use that fact to his advantage. It's classic alibi establishing!
  • Lord Shen: "We do have video evidents at the prison, but it's only ever allowed to leave Tri-corn-Katras for courtroom trails. So we won't be able to have a video to decode the mastermind's voice."
  • Cynder hears something that compels her to go.
  • Cynder finds a note with a snake symbol, and opens it.
  • Cynder: "(Reads it quietly) Meet me in the station basement. I have more evidents against the guilty party. Signed, Lord-"
  • Cynder stopped there.
  • Cynder: "Guys, uh, I have to use the bathroom real quick!"
  • Lord Shen: "Worry not, take your time! We'll stay here and debate our next move. We might end up considering talking to that Wily."
  • Axle: "The interview isn't until 4 hours anyway."
  • Cynder left.

Basement.

  • Cynder sees everything crawling with cobwebs, outdated police equitment, and old case files long forgotten and solved.
  • Cynder: "Lord Fu-Xi? I came to the basement like you-"
  • A mask Cobra pop out!
  • Masked Cobra: "PERFECT!?"
  • Cynder: "Gahh! Man, your quiet and spontanious, Fu-Xi!"
  • Fu-Xi: "Thank you. Those aren't even some of my more deadiler quilites."
  • Cynder: "So, you have something for me concerning our problem?"
  • Fu-Xi: "Yes, we do!"
  • Lady Su Ming Cao appeared.
  • Lady Su Ming Cao: "We found proof that the guilty ones are the ones you seek."
  • Su Ming magicly turns the recorded events into a video tape.
  • Su Ming Cao: "May this, correct the injustice they intent to reap."
  • Cynder: "Thanks.... but, why help us on this?"
  • Fu-Xi: "Those lizards have framed innosent snakes of crimes! Fellow reptiles or not, I'll not forgive crimes against serpents like that! Those who were victims were lucky their framing was proven, but now the only one capable of being onto them has turned traitor, I refused to see more brothers and sisters being prosicuted by gulliable leggers!"
  • Cynder takes the video.
  • Cynder: "Trust me. I can't stand people taking the fall for criminals either. That kind of crap creates villains out of the innosent. Those lizards and their master will get comippence."
  • Cynder left, as Fu-Xi and Lady Ming vanished back into the shadows.

Camera room.

  • Cynder: "Guys! An anomimous shorse gave us new video evidents for us to decode if it was Wayne or not!"
  • Lord Shen: "Really? That's unexpected!"
  • Axle: "Billwad, can you edit modded voices?"
  • Billwad: "Tsh, child's play! I dealt with changed voices in my time here!"
  • Icky: "Well, at least things are getting better."

Cell room.

  • Wily's cell was finally un-muffed out, but Wily, out of bruzed ego, desided to stay quiet until further noticed.
  • Suddenly, The Robed Stranger and the Shape Swifters appeared litterally from nowhere!
  • Wily: ".... The hell are you lot?"
  • Stranger: "Nothing personal, by that much, Wily.... But we have to ensure you don't expose us!"
  • The Stranger uses a taser to zap Wily into submission!
  • Stranger: "Take him with us. I know a speical device that'll keep Wily from being a threat to us when we return to the hideout."
  • Juan was hiding under his bed, shocked of the delfelupting events!

Later.

  • Bullington comes in.
  • Bullington: "Ok, Wily, it's time to start sing-"
  • Wily's cell was open!
  • Bullington: "WHAT THE HELL?!"
  • Juan: "Chief! There were these robed guys who kidnapped Wily! They said "They didn't want him to expose them".... Are those guys my framers?"
  • Chief Bullington: Probably. The Shape Swifters' master really wants you found guilty. Well no matter what they do, we'll never be fooled by their tricks. (Shrugs) I swear, criminals just keep getting smarter and smarter. Haven't seen a crazy thing concerning crime since The Purge. (Shivers) That was scary.
  • Juan: You still think it's Wayne?
  • Chief Bullington: 50-50, actually. We found a tuft of his hair in the camera room, and he came by and left abruptly afterward. We figured Wily knew who framed you, and... (Shrugs) Those bastards got him because of it.
  • Juan: So what're you gonna do, Chief?
  • Chief Bullington: I don't know. We're running out of options, and our main way to find out who is behind this is gone. I don't think this will be an easy crime to solve. Please don't give up hope on us, Juan. We'll do whatever we can.
  • Juan: Ah, no worries, mate! I have full confidence in you.
  • Chief Bullington: Great. Later. (He leaves)... Wait a minute... What if the other prisoners here know about this whole thing?
  • Juan: What?
  • Chief Bullington: I bet that the other prisoners have seen the beginning of this and know what Wily had to say! HAH! Finally, something is going right in this mission- (Sees the controls for the glass walls is busted)... WHAT THE F***?!? (A door slam is heard outside the cellar)... SON OF A B**** YOU MOTHERF*****!!! Those blasted Shape Swifters busted the Quiet Protocol controls! Now we can't have the others tell us ANYTHING!!!
  • Juan: Struth, mate, I never knew you to be such a pottymouth.
  • Chief Bullington: I'm sorry, but these guys are cheating on us far too much!
  • Juan: "Well WHY didn't he silent me? I am clearly a witness!"
  • Bullington: "Your the main suspect as of now to the general public. Your considered uncreditable until proven otherwise."
  • Juan: "I don't think Axle is gonna, respond well to this..."

Later.

  • Axle: "ARE YOU FREAKING KIDDING ME!?"
  • Lord Shen: "The clever basturd obducted our prime witness/possable shorse of infomation, and disabled all others!? He seriously wants to ensure Juan falls for this crime!?"
  • Icky: "Well, it only works against him as much as it works against us! This will further prove Wayne's guiltiness! Cause otherwise, why would the mastermind kidnap a fox xenophobe?"
  • Axle: "In a sense, true, but unless we can PROVE the mastermind IS Wayne, he could just be an extremist with an unknown goal and motivation!"
  • Billwad came in!
  • Billwad: "Everyone, I have done it!"

Computer.

  • Billwad: "It took some comlincated programing and editing, but I think I found the TRUE voice of our mysterious villain."
  • Billwad plays the video.

In the Video, it plays out the rest of the conversation

  • Axle: "..... Wayne, you little, clever, basturd!"
  • Lord Shen: "Don't forget TREACHERIOUS!?"
  • Sandy: "Why that NO GOOD, LOW-DOWN, RATTLE-SNAKING CROOK IN SHERUFF'S CLOTHING!? HE'S A DISGRACE TO HIS UNIFORM!?"
  • Mr. Krabs: "It's a mockery to the name of the law!? And that's just, sick!?"
  • Janet: "But, why would he do this?"
  • Bullington: "OBVIOUSLY, it's so I would be forced by Tri-corn and the general public to fire Juan and throw him in jail!"
  • Tigress: "And that traitor would only free Kairi if we do so!"
  • Po: "I know Kairi's impourent for the series story and, well, the universe, but, we can't sacrivice a clear victim of Wayne's betrayal! Kairi would never forgive us for that!"
  • Lord Shen: "We respect and reckindise the concern! We obviously need to prove it to the public that Wayne's the true traitor here!"
  • Axle: "Well, we still need to prove the motivation anyway. Lack of those things tend to fail in court."
  • Janet: "Sadly, Wily was our only connection to that, and we can't ask Wayne's parents cause Wayne always claims that a fox killed them!"
  • ???: "Those, are lies."
  • An eldery German Shepard female is seen.
  • Bullington: "..... Missus Bernice Mcginnis? How do you know they're lies? You never even met the Willaims."
  • Bernice: "The Willaims are not real people. There was no murder from a fox!"
  • Icky: "How do you know?"
  • Bernice: "......... Whenever in history has a fox SUCESSFULLY killed and murdered dogs like German Shepards?"
  • Silence.
  • Sandy: ".... Well, he, could've had a gun?"
  • Bernice: "Oh for corns' sake! Do you people want a birth certiciake?!"
  • Bernice brings out a birth certificate.
  • Axle: "The Dogsdale Hospital birth certificate for Wily and Bernice's son, WAYNE B. MCGINNIS!?"
  • Everyone gasps!
  • Axle: "..... You never said you had a son!"
  • Bernice: "Wayne never wanted me to speak of him to you people."
  • Shifu: "Wait.... How do you know this is the same Wayne?"
  • Bernice brings out yellow papers!
  • Mr. Krabs: "The Courthouse of Tri-corn rekindises that Wayne B. Mcginnis is now WAYNE B. WILLIAMS!?"
  • Everyone gasps!?
  • Ducker: "Wayne..... Is the son..... OF A XENOPHOBIC KILLER WITH A MENTAL ILLNESS?!"
  • Axle: "AND WE ALLOWED HIM TO BE A COP?!"
  • Bullington: "..... I partnered Juan, to a fox killer's son..... I HIRED THE SON OF A FOX KILLER?! Tri-corn is gonna strangle me for this?!"
  • Ducker: "Not to mention the fox right's agentcy is gonna have a field day with this! We'll end up being the next Ferigason situation!"
  • Axle: ".... Why, didn't he told us?!"
  • Bernice: ".... He's ashamed of his father....."
  • Felix: "I wouldn't blame him."
  • Bernice: "It's not just what your thinking.... He hated being a Mcginnis cause of Wily.... He wanted no part of all this, but.... Wily wasn't forgiving on Wayne's defience."

Flashback.

  • (Bernice): "Ever since Wayne was born, Wily was merciless on him! He wanted Wayne to hate foxes like he did! Wily is a strong believer of that stupid spieces rivalry nonsense that no longer has a place in socity! The Ku Fox Clan are nothing but darwinistic murderors! Wayne wanted no part of it, but Wily was cruely relentless.... I was too afraid of Wily to do anything...... One day, When Wayne went to collage, he swore to ever come back to us! He swore to forsake the Mcginnis name! He made good on those promises... But then, to rise above Wily, he became a cop. And eventally, he defeated and arrested his father and disbaned the Ku Fox Clan. I couldn't be more proud. He ended Wily's reign of horror and blood shed for foxes, and those who stood in his way.... But Wayne, never wanted me to admit anything about where he came from... He didn't even wanted to see me again! I tried to reason with him, but-"
  • Wayne: "I said I told you that I never want to see you again, you old hag!?"
  • Bernice: "Wayne, please! I'm sorry I never stood up to your father, he was too strong, I-"
  • Wayne: "HE'S NOT MY FATHER AND YOUR NOT MY MOTHER?! YOUR JUST A SAD, WEAK FEMALE THAT WAS A MATE FOR A XENOPHOBIC BEAST!? YOU NEVER HAD A SON, AND MY REAL PARENTS DIED FROM A FOX!? NOW LEAVE ME BE OR I'LL ARREST YOU FOR ATHORITY HARASSMENT?!"
  • Bernice: "Wayne, please I-"
  • Wayne: I've got my radio on me, and I'm NOT afraid to use it! Calling for backup is as simple as breaking a toothpick! GO!
  • Bernice:... (Sobs softly, and leaves)
  • Wayne: I've got better things to do than let my own family be my own downfall! The past is in the past, and it shall STAY that way. I will NEVER murder a fox, and I will NEVER live up to my family's line again! (Leaves)

Present

  • Bernice: There was no hope for me left. I moved on to a job as a hotel clerk without seeing my son again. I had gotten so old, no one wanted to marry me again. Wily was a real honest and perfect person, and I saw a lot of good in him... Until I discovered the secret he had been keeping from me for years: his prejudice and countless murders. I was too late to do something about it, and nothing in my life left for me to help my husband or son. They had chosen their own paths, and I am doomed to never see them again.
  • Icky:... (Is all teary-eyed)
  • Lord Shen: Hey, prehistoric one, are you crying?
  • Icky: No, I'm fine. I'm glad that Wayne chose the right path of taking down the Ku Fox Clan, but... BUT I HATE WHAT HE HAS DONE NOW! (Cries)
  • Viper: And it explains why he's had a grudge against Juan, because he was technically born and raised to become a fox-discriminator and killer, only he just chose hate.
  • Chief Bullington: Well... I am in BIG trouble with Tricorn!
  • Mr. Whiskers: Which is why she must NEVER know.
  • Brandy: You're an idiot, Whiskers! She has to know at some point.
  • Ed Otter: Yes, indeed, it would be pointless to hide it from her since she'd find out anyway. (They are unaware they were being watched by one of the Shape Swifters, who runs off)
  • Mr. Whiskers: BUT DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA WHAT SHE'S GONNA DO TO THE UUPD IF SHE FINDS OUT CHIEF BULLINGTON HIRED A FOX-HATING DOG?!?
  • Brandy: I don't know, but I don't WANT to know, either.
  • Chief Bullington: Well, now that we know who our culprit is, how do we find him? Mrs. McGinnis, do you have any ideas?
  • Bernice: Sadly, no. I've been separated from them both for so long, I barely keep track of where they live, or even where they go. Also, my nose has started to grow old with time, and my sense of smell is weakening.
  • Axle: Well, we'd like to at least thank you for giving us this information.
  • Bernice: It's nothing. I heard my son was going too far, and I tried to get here as fast as I could.
  • Skipper: Well, what took you so long?
  • Bernice: I'm 98! I'm not exactly as fast as in my youth these days.
  • Sparx: Never knew dogs could live this long.
  • Spyro: It's cartoon magic, Sparx. You know that.
  • Sparx: Well excuse me for letting cartoon logic slip my mind!
  • SpongeBob: Don't mind them, Mrs. McGinnis. We'll escort you home.
  • Bernice: That won't be necessary. I can go on my own.
  • SpongeBob: But seriously, we should take you home ourselves.
  • Felix: We'll do it. We escort old ladies to their homes all the time. You don't know how easy it is for an old lady to get mugged or run over. We have to protect them 40% of the time.
  • Bernice: You're such a nice person.
  • Sandy: Well, we'll be continuing the mission while you two go out.
  • Felix: Come with me, mam! (They leave)
  • Axle: "Ok, how much time until Tri-Corn gets a whiff of the biggest screw-up in UUPD history?"
  • Kolwalski: "Tri-corn doesn't get word of impourent events till AFTER, she's finished offitcal senator paperwork in, 15 hours."
  • Axle: "The Lougers, you guys and I have to correct this screw up and fast! Janet, Ducker, this job may be too dangerious for you two! Stay here with the others! It might be possable that Wayne has a way to be a step ahead of us!"
  • Ducker: "Good luck Axle. We'll do our part by linking the evidents to the media! It's risky, but at least people will turn on Wayne alot more!"
  • The Lougers and Axle charged on!

Chapter 6: Wayne's Plan Exposed

The Shape-Swifters Hide-out.

  • Stranger: "THEY HAD FOUND OUT ABOUT ME FROM WHAT!?"
  • Ryan: "It's true! An old lady dog told everything about you!?"
  • Stranger: "(Takes off mask and hood) (Wayne's voice) NO! I can't believe my weak willed mother ratted out on me?! She never had my back?!"
  • Wily, chained to a wall, laughed!
  • Wily: "She had enough gull to turn against you! If you were a real dog like me, she would've never-"
  • Wayne: "SHUT UP, JUST, SHUT UP!? WE CAN STILL STOP THIS, WE JUST NEED TO-"
  • Zach: "Uh, boss..... You might not like what is on the news."
  • Wayne, Clarence and Ryan came in.
  • T.V.: "In recent defeliments of the kidnapping of Kairi, it turns out that both Juan, and surprisingly, even the villain leage were framed by the bailed out Shape Swifters, and, of all people, the cop previously respondsable for their capture. Wayne B. Willaims, who, shockingly, was once named "Mcginnis", who is actselly in relation of the criminalistic fox killer, Wily Mcginnis. This has to be the most shocking, controverseal, and reputation destroying thing to happen to police, even worse then the jackstrap inosdent! More at eleven."
  • Wayne: "...... No....... No........ NO?! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!?"
  • Ryan: "Now what?"
  • Wayne: ".... We, we can still save this! We need to dispose of the Princess AND Wily, to disprove our involvement!?"
  • Clerance: "Well..... I heard Dr. Marz once kept an old storage where he kept his failed exspeariments, not too far from our home."
  • Wayne: "...... We, must, go, there, NOW?! Grab the Princess and Wily and get into my car!?"

Meanwhile.

  • The Van and Axle's squad car are seen racing down a poor neightberhood.
  • Iago: "Gees, Tri-Corn seriously needs to clean up this neighberhood."
  • Mr. Dodo: "LOOK! It's Wayne and The Shape Swifters! They're already on the move!?"
  • Another Squad car is seen speeding away from the hide-out!
  • Lord Shen: "Persue them at all costs!"
  • Axle's radio: "It's Ducker, Axle! Let us know if you need help! We already got the media aware of the truth and we no longer had Juan imprisoned!"
  • Axle: "I'll let you guys know at a moments notice! I'm chasing Wayne and the Swifters in the residental grotto! If I don't call again in 6 minutes or so, come in anyway! It could mean Wayne has made the situation worse!"

Police Station

  • Ducker: Good luck out there! You're gonna need it! Ducker out! (Hangs up)
  • Chief Bullington: Well, I guess all we have to do now is wait. We- (Suddenly, the telephone rings)... Hello, UUPD, Chief Bullington speaking.
  • ???: YOU F****** INCOMPETENT LOUT, BULLINGTON!!! YOU HIRED A CRIMINAL-DESCENDED DOG AS A COP IN YOUR FORCE?!?
  • Chief Bullington: Oh, God, it's Senator Tricorn! Uh, Senator, I can explain!

Senator Tricorn's Office

  • Senator Tricorn: YOU CAN'T EXPLAIN NOTHING, BULLINGTON! I've dealt with crazy conspiracies before, but THIS is among the worst! I can't believe you hired a FOX-KILLING DESCENDANT INTO THE FORCE!!!
  • Chief Bullington's voice: Now, let's not jump to conclusions, Senator! I swear to God, I didn't know he was the son of that murderous McGinnis family.
  • Tri-Corn: "Oh really?! I command that you come down here, at once, and explain it to me!? Better yet, BRING IN THE CRIMINAL-SPAWN WHILE YOUR AT IT!? I WANT YOU TO GET HIM TO ADMIT OR NOT THAT WHAT YOUR SAYING IS TRUE!? YOU KNOW ABOUT MY SOLUM VOW TO BE TOUGH ON DIRTY COPS?! I HAVE ENOUGH VOWS, ALREADY TAINTED BY UNEXPECTED OCCERINENCES?! I DON'T, WANT THIS POLICY TO BE NEXT!?"
  • Bullington's Voice: "Dd-d-dd-d-d-d-d-d-d-don't worry senator! We're gonna clear this up!"
  • Senator Tricorn: You'd better! And do it within the hour, or YOU'RE FIRED!!!

Police Station

  • Bullington: Sure thing, Senator! (Hangs up, and talks on the radio) Attention Shell Lodgers! Senator Tricorn just called and ordered me to bring Juan with me to see her. She seems REALLY angry after hearing the news.

Shell Lodge Van

  • Spyro: Are you serious? Tricorn's angry? (Sighs) Well, this is bad.
  • Cynder: Well, some of us have to go back and help them with that.
  • Lord Shen: No way! We've got a job to do.
  • Spyro: We have to. Tricorn is gonna make this harder for us than it already has unless we do something.
  • Lord Shen:... (Sighs) Very well. The aerial Lodgers will do the task. I must stay behind to make sure my sweet Kairi is okay. Even though they claimed to not have any desire to harm Kairi, I can imagine that that's what they'll be doing once they get to wherever they're going.
  • Spyro: You heard him, everyone! All aerial Shell Lodgers come with us. We need to get back to the Police Station and help Bullington with Tricorn. (They exit the van through the door, and fly back to the Station)
  • Lord Shen: I swear, I will make those bastards pay for touching my adopted niece like dirty criminals! I'm also gonna make great work of that crazy Wayne dog. I'll tear him apart like an animal.
  • Shifu: Easy there, Shen, we're not supposed to kill anyone who can't be resurrected.
  • Lord Shen:... Very well, then. I shall instead hospitalize that mutt!
  • Private: Well, that sounds rather harsh.
  • Lord Shen: Blast him into a coma with my cannon?
  • Po: Overkill.
  • Lord Shen: Cut off his hands for kidnapping Kairi?
  • Skipper: Gruesome.
  • Lord Shen: Cripple him?
  • Max: Damn, you REALLY hate that guy.
  • Lord Shen: OH, COME ON! HE KIDNAPPED KAIRI!!! I LOVE HER MORE THAN ANYTHING, AND I WON'T LET ANYONE WHO DARES MESS WITH HER GO UNPUNISHED!!! MY WAY OF DOING IT IS VIOLENCE!!!
  • Sandy: Violence ain't always the answer, Shen. Things that you do are mostly overkill.
  • Lord Shen: WELL, I HAVE TO GET PAYBACK ON HIM SOMEHOW!!!
  • Viper: There are other ways to do that than just hurting him.
  • Lord Shen: Like what?
  • Viper: Hey, you tell me, you're one who lusts for torture so much.
  • Lord Shen:... (Sighs) You know what, forget it. I'll figure something out.
  • Mr. Krabs: THAT'S the spirit!
  • Axle: (On radio) Guys, where do you think these guys are going? They've been driving for 10 minutes, and they've never even noticed us-(Suddenly, gunshots are heard, and the glass of the Lodger van is shattered)
  • Mr. Dodo: BY JOVE!!! (Ducks out of the way of the gunfire)
  • Ryan: (Firing a Tommy gun at the Van) HA-HA-HAH! (The Van spins out of control without the driver as Ryan continues firing, getting a clear shot at one of the thrusters)
  • Zachary: Nice shot!
  • Ryan: That'll throw off those Shell Losers! Now for the crazy copper! (Fires at Axle's car)
  • Axle: HOLY F***! (On radio) Chief, they've got a Tommy gun! I'm taking fire, I need backup NOW!

Police Station

  • Chief Bullington: Copy that, Axle! I'll get Ducker and the others ready! (Hangs up) Ducker, it seems like they're losing them. You might wanna give them a little firepower. I'll be off with Juan to try and ease Tri-corn down. Get it done.
  • Ducker: Yes, sir! I'll get the whole team ready. (Blows whistle, and the entire police force hops in their police cars, and take off)

Meanwhile...

  • Kowalski: (The Shell Lodge Van has crashed into a tree) Well, the windshield is busted and the left thruster is busted. But good news, the Shell Lodge Van is A-Okay!
  • Lord Shen: Curse those creampuffs with their Tommy gun! I'm gonna take this thing by the horns myself!
  • Po: But Shen, you don't even know how to drive a van! You might not know how to- (The Van restarts and gets back on the road)
  • Lord Shen: You dumplings waiting for a formal invitation? Get in the van! (They all do that, and they drive off, though a bit slower than normal)
  • Sam: Shen, do you even know what you're doing?
  • Lord Shen: Of course I do! I'm not letting those jerkoffs hurt my beautiful Kairi! THIS time, we're playing by MY rules. (Drives the Van towards the radar's coordinates crazily but swiftly)
  • Sir Hiss: EASY ON THE DRIVING, SHEN!!! THIS IS YOUR FIRST TIME!!!
  • Lord Shen: Then buckle up! You're lucky Axle didn't give you a damn ticket for having no seatbelts on. (They all do that) Now quit whining and let me do the rest! (He drives the Van and finds the car carrying Kairi, and blocks their path) Busted! (The car rams into it, causing it to spin into a building where a lady is seen screaming in a shower)... ROAD-HOGS!!! (Drives the Van into persuit)
  • Ryan: "Oh, shit!"
  • Wayne: "How much farther is the storage area!?"
  • Zach: "Your in luck. It's just a turn at the next turn, by the old fire station, in where the park used to be."
  • Wayne: "PERFECT!"
  • The car floors it!
  • Lord Shen: "Oh no you don't, basturd?!"
  • The Van speeds up as well!
  • Axle: "Whoa whoa, wait up!?"
  • Axle speeds up the car!
  • More Police cars are coming!
  • A Helacopter is seen.
  • Pilot: "Suspects are heading torwords the storage for Sci Corp!"
  • Ducker's voice: "I think they plan to make a stand off!?"
  • Pilot: "It's a possability!"
  • The Squad car stops, as Wayne,  and the Shape Swifters, come out with Kairi and Wily in tow and closed the door!
  • The Van stops as well as the police cars!
  • Ducker: "COME OUT WAYNE, WE KNOW IT WAS YOU! COME OUT WITH YOUR PAWS IN THE AIR!?"

Storage.

  • The Shape Swifters place their hostages in an arena like area!
  • Wayne: "I'M NOT COMING OUT, DUCKER?! YOU CAN'T TAKE US DOWN?! BARGE IN, AND I'LL HAVE A DANGERIOUS FAILED EXSPEARIMENT BRING HARM TO KAIRI AND WILY MCGINNIS!?"
  • Ducker's voice: "It doesn't have to go down like that, man! It's not your fault your like this! We can help you! Your only conditioned to be like this cause of Wily's seriously bad parenting!"
  • Wayne: "SHUT IT, DUCKER!? I DEMAND TO TALK TO THE CHIEF AND A NEGOTSIATER?! YOU HAVE 24 HOURS TO COMPLY, OR I WILL ACTIVATE...."
  • Wayne sees a seemingly damaged giantic combat drone.
  • Wayne: "A FAILED WREASLING BOT MADE BY MARZ!? HE NEVER GOT THE CIRCITS RIGHT!?"

Outside.

  • Ducker: "There's a failed wrealsing robot in there?! Seriously!?"
  • Lord Shen grabs the megaphone from Ducker!
  • Lord Shen: "YOU LET GO MY NIECE RIGHT NOW, OR I AM GONNA-"
  • Ducker grabs it back!
  • Ducker: "Listen Wayne. The Chief might be, busy with dealing with a angry dragon senator, but I can supply a negotsiator."
  • Ducker passes the mega phone to a Bison cop.
  • Bison Cop: "This is Officer Larson B. Ison. What are your demands?"

Storage

  • Wayne: "I'LL FREE THE HOSTAGES IN RETURN FOR JUAN BEING FIRED FROM THE FORCE?! THAT IS ALL!?"

Outside.

  • Larson lowers the megaphone.
  • Larson: "He demands a hard bargin. He wants Juan fired for the hostages."
  • Ducker: "Tell him that's not gonna happen! We need to convince him to consider an alternative!"
  • Larson raises it back up!
  • Larson: "I'm sorry to say we can't fire Juan! Can't we settle for an alternative agreement?"

Storage

  • Wayne: "THOSE ARE MY DEMANDS, AND I'M STICKING TO THEM?! FAILURE TO COMPLY, AND TONIGHT'S PAY-FER-VIEW WILL BE PRINCESS AND BAD FATHER VS. A BONE CRUNCHING LIFE ENDING WREASLE BOT?!"

Outside.

  • Larson sighed as he lowered the megaphone.
  • Larson: "I dealt with stubbern criminals before, but Wayne is certainaly determin to stand his ground."
  • Ducker: "At this rate, the princess and Wily will be pile-drived to oblivian!?"
  • Tigress: "We have to go in there now and defeat that loonatic!?"
  • Spongebob: "We can't risk Kairi getting hurt! We have to find a way to reason with him!"
  • ???: Guys! (Chief Bullington and Juan appeared with the aerial Lodgers)
  • Lord Shen:... Aren't you guys supposed to handle Senator Tricorn?
  • Chief Bullington: Well...

Cutaway

  • Tri-Corn was screaming her head off in non-sensical gibberish, until she malfuntions and gets stuck on "Macerani"
Macarena with Lyrics

Macarena with Lyrics

  • Bullington: "........ Let's uh, come back to this when we have Wayne."
  • Juan: "Agreed!"
  • The group runs off!

Present

  • Lord Shen: "....... Typical Tri-corn. She ends up raging herself into a stuper!"
  • Po: "Well, that has to wait! Wayne threatens to seriously do bad things to Kairi and Wily unless we agree to have you removed from the force!"
  • Bullington: "I am not gonna fire a fellow officer over a threat like that! We need to convince Wayne to settle on an alternative!"
  • Axle: "He doesn't want alternatives, chief! It's his way or pile driveway for Kairi and McGinnis."
  • Juan looks down in regret of the mess that arose... But then, he looked with a determined face.
  • Juan: "I know the perfect alternative goal, mates."
  • Juan grabs the Megaphone.
  • Juan: "Wayne, it's me, Juan! Your, "partner", as of supposedly! I have a propersition more satisfying then getting me fired! Having me wailed on by the robot instead!?"
  • Everyone gasped!

Storage.

  • Wayne: "..... You're serious?"

Outside.

  • Juan: "Your qurral's with me, mate. Leave the princess and your dad out of it. Let them go, and you can finally be done with our rivalry for good."

Storage.

  • Wayne: "....... Very well, fox! Your demands are met!"

Outside.

  • The door opens, as the Shape Swifters toss Kairi and Wily out!
  • Wayne was waiting.
  • Juan sighed.
  • Juan walked.
  • Axle: "Good luck out there, kid. You'll need it."
  • Juan walked in, as the storage closed!
  • Axle brought out a radio.
  • Axle: "Snipers, get in position. Things could start to get hairy."

Storage.

  • Juan was tossed torwords the arena!
  • Wayne: "About time I end this, for good!"
  • Wayne presses a button, and it activates the machine!
  • Wrealseing Bot: "I am the Wreasdrone! Prepare to be pile-driven, brother!"
  • Juan: "... Shit!"
  • Juan runs as the Machines persues him!
  • Wayne starts to maniacally laugh as the Shape Swifters start to feel, regretful of their alligences.

Outside.

  • Chi Fu: "WHAT DO WE DO, WHAT DO WE DO!? JUAN'S GONNA DIE IN THERE?!"
  • Lord Shen: "It was noble of the fox to give up his life, but we cannot let him go through with it! That traitor Wayne still needs to suffer for his act!"
  • Skipper: "But we need something to stop the the wresleing machine!"
  • A hover car appears!
  • It was being riden by Xenon and Kate!
  • Xenon: "I saw the news about what's going on a Mea Sci Corp owned facility! We can help!"
  • Kate: "I have the blueprints for Marz's attempts to make that thing! The machine has faulty wiring and a corrrupted intelligents chip! Those things need to be fixed/replaced!"
  • Dr. Cockarouch: "It'll have to be done by a genius of the impossable! And that's me!"
  • Missing Link: "Great volintering, but we need to get in there somehow!"
  • Icky: "How about the airvents?"
  • SpongeBob: Could work if some of us could fit. The air vents are pretty small and narrow. You'd have to be MY size to fit through. I may not be that small compared to you guys, but there's no way some of us can get through.
  • Xenon: Not to worry, I've had the schematics and mapping of the Sci Corp's interior, including it's air vent system, and there is indeed a vent that can fit all of you....Except the big lady and the giant butterfly creature.
  • Kowalski: Yeah, Susan can change her size thanks to the TV show, but we're still working on something for Insecto.
  • Private: You gained the schematics?
  • Xenon: Yeah. In fact, I gained this entire building after an accident. Though the company is still being run, but not by Dr. Marz anymore, this building was abandoned because of a lab accident. I got all the unfinished work and technology, and had gained my own lab somewhere in an underground aquifer where I was able to build this hovercar.
  • Kate: Not to mention I came up with the blueprints, Blake.
  • Xenon: Yeah, what she said.
  • Axle: So you pretty much stole the building?
  • Xenon: NO! Who spoon-fed you that load of bullpoop?
  • Kate: We didn't really HAVE to pay for it. Lesley is a friend of ours, and when the lab accident in this place left this place abandoned, she gave all access of it's technology to me and Xenon.
  • Axle: Oh.
  • Kate: I mean, seriously, Axle, you tend to judge what Xenon does without thinking things through. Especially since you tried to kill him.
  • Axle: Well, excuse me for having stress issues! Your boyfirend's little "Monster Rampage" problem, and that he was stealing food, didn't helped his case! I had nothing against him THAT personally, I was just trying to protact the poblic from a possable fatal rampage! I long accepted Xenonny here ain't gonna be a problem anymore! So can we JUST get over this already!?
  • Xenon: Well, we still need to focus on the task at hand. There's a bigger vent for us to enter, and it's that way! Come on! (They follow him to the large vent opening, and Xenon uses his strength to tear the grille off)
  • Kairi: You sure you can lead us to the room we're going to?
  • Xenon: Is ununquadium a noble gas?
  • Kairi: Wha-?
  • Xenon: (Laughs) It totally is!
  • Kowalski: Hey, that's MY bid!
  • Xenon: Hey, I've been telling that joke since I was 3 years old, so don't blame me. Now let's move. (Speeds down the vent with the Lodgers following him)

Inside.

  • The Wreasledrone is chasing Juan around the area!
  • Wayne was cheering it on!
  • Wayne: "KILL, KILL, KILLLLL!?"
  • Ryan: "Uh, boss, I know you hate that guy with a passion, but, isn't this abit too far?"
  • Wayne: "Oh, that's coming from a bunch of crooks who hate rich people with a passon that were willing to frame even heroes just to get to them!?"
  • Zach: "Yeah, but look where it gotten us. Locked up in one of the worse prisons in history. We were having second thoughts about staying criminals. We only accepted the job so we can return to be just normal people of socity. We're still not gonna like rich people, but, were we any better trying to wrong them worse then how they mistreat the less fortunate? I think not."
  • Wayne: "Oh don't tell me you dweeps are going soft on me?!"
  • Ryan: "Look, we're not the same Shape Swifters we were before. Prison can changed a guy, for better, or worse."
  • Charlene: "You can stay and play madman all you want, but we're turning ourselves in!"
  • Wayne: "You do that, and they'll just send you back to Tri-Corn-Katras! Too many people doubt your ability to reform!"
  • Zach: "Well we don't want to give a reason to shoot us down either!"
  • Ryan: "Smell ya later, dog breath!"
  • The Shamp Swifters walked away!
  • Wayne: "FINE YOU USELESS COWERDS?! I DON'T NEED YOU!? I GOT A POWERFUL INDESRUCTABLE WEASLEING ROBATRON!? YOU OUTLASTED YOUR USEFULNESS ANYWAY?! JUAN IS STILL DONE FOR?! YOU HEAR ME!?"
  • Juan: "You know, villains don't tend to last long when their own minions deserted them!"
  • Wayne: "SHUT THE FUCK UP, JUAN, AND DIE ALREADY?!"
  • The Wreasledrone still persues Juan!

Meanwhile...

  • Xenon: (Quickly scales across the vents with the Lodgers following close behind)... The scent is getting stronger. MAN, does that dog stink.
  • Icky: Come on, Xenon, we've been at this for half an hour. I think we're lost. We'll be lucky if Juan is still alive. If so, then he is DEFINITELY a good cop.
  • Xenon: He's still alive. I can smell his fear... Literally, he's sweating so much, the stink is coming through the vents.
  • Skipper: Is that what that smell is? I thought it was Rico.
  • Rico: Don't look at me.
  • Kate: Well, I guess it's better if we follow THAT scent as opposed to Wayne's scent. That way we could save him quicker.
  • Xenon:... You know, that's a good point. Let's follow that scent. (Speeds down the vent and the Lodgers follow)... (Sniffs the air) Juan's not too far now. He's... This way. (They run down the vent, and find a grille)... AHHK! This is the source of the scent.
  • Rico: (Sniffs the air) Ohh!
  • Icky: Oh, God! It smells like armpits after they were smothered in poop and sprayed with olive oil! BLECH!
  • Mantis: Well, at least we found Juan. (They see Juan running from the Wrestler Robot)
  • Kate: I don't get how he can survive over 30 minutes without getting killed.
  • Axle: (Radio statics) Hello?
  • Chief Bullington: Axle, guys, you're not gonna believe this, but the Shape Swifters have come out and surrendered.
  • Mad Hatter: What?
  • March Hare: That's pretty spontaneous.
  • Axle: Well, at least we caught some of our targets. Plus, it will make Wayne defenseless. (A pound is heard)
  • Juan's Voice: AAHHH!! THIS GIANT WRESTLING MACHINE IS CRAZY!!!
  • Axle:...Or not.
  • Sam: Well, a giant robot is much easier to fight than shapeshifting chameleons who can camouflage and transform.... Though, not by too much.
  • Shenzi: Absolutely.
  • SpongeBob: Well, what are we waiting for? Let's go!

The Arena.

  • The Wresledrone finally corners Juan!
  • Wayne: "Any lasting words, Juan?!"
  • Juan's determin face returns!
  • Juan: "Time to do what a Kangaroo friend once taught me?!"
  • Juan balaences on his tail, and did a big hop over the machine, and riccohets over the various objects, and flew straight torword Wayne!
  • Wayne: "WHAT?!"
  • BLAM!?
  • Juan and Wayne began rolling around in the area!
  • The two commence to fight!
  • The Wresledrone porceeds to intervine!
  • ???: HOLD IT, YOU BUCKET OF BOLTS! (The group pops out of the vent, and Axle zaps the robot into malfunctioning, and it falls to the ground)
  • Axle: Well, that was easy. (Suddenly, the Wrestler Robot gets up with it's eye-screen reading 'Emergency Backup Procedure Initiated) OH, COME ON! (The robot slams Axle, cartoonishly squashes him into a pancake)... Ow! (The Wrestler Robot then picks up Axle, and throws him out of the building back with the other cops)
  • Janet: Wow, Axle, when did the fight fall 'flat' on your face? (Laughs)
  • Axle: Oh, please! That robot came right at me like a bull!
  • Bullington: "(Snorts). I heard that, Axle."
  • Wayne punches Juan down and is momentarly disabled.
  • Wayne: You bastards won't possibly defeat my Wrestler Robot! It's too strong for you.
  • Cynder: Oh, we shall see about that.
  • Skipper: Indeed. Rico!
  • Rico: (Hacks out a sticky bomb, sticks it onto the Wrestler Robot, and detonates it, but the Robot is undamaged) What?
  • Wayne: HAH! That thing is made of titanium. The same damn metal that Robocop is made of! And we all know how much stuff HE survived.
  • Xenon: Oh, don't think we still can't stop it. (Hacks out slime which sticks the Wrestler Robot in place by the feet)
  • Skipper: (Gets out a grappling hook, and swings around the Wrestler Robot, and dodges it's punch attack, and wraps it up with the hook cable) HAH! (The Wrestler Robot falls to the ground as the slime on it's feet slides off)
  • Rico: TIMBEEEER! (The Wrestler Robot crashes to the ground)
  • Xenon: Now all we need to do is remove the mother chip in the back of it's head that keeps it functional. (Jumps onto the Robot's back, and opens the back of it's head) I'll have this done in no time. I- (Suddenly the Robot breaks free of the cable, and throws Xenon off his back and to a wall where he gets knocked out)
  • Lord Shen: Alright, desperate times call for desperate measures! Merlin, beam me up one of my cannons! (Merlin does that, and Shen jumps on top of it, lights it, and the cannon fires at the Robot, but it's metal armor is immune to it) DAMMIT!
  • Kate: Try aiming at the back of it's head where the mother chip is! I think it's still open.
  • Lord Shen: I don't think I can get a clear shot with it moving so much.
  • Kairi: I got this, Uncle Shen! (Takes out her Keyblade)
  • Lord Shen: KAIRI, NO, IT'S TOO DANGEROUS!!!
  • Kairi: HEY, BIG GUY! (The Robot faces her, and walks up to her, and she quickly swings her Keyblade at it's legs, tripping it to the ground as she rolls out of the way of the impact) Lucky I learn these things on my own. (Brushes her hair out of her face, then she manages to hop on the back of the robot as it struggles to get up, and Kairi tries to use her Keyblade to stab the mother chip, but the Robot grabs her, and throws her off at Shen)
  • Shen: What were you thinking, Kairi?!? You could've been killed!
  • Kairi: Wait, look! (They see that the Robot's mother chip is exposed while the Robot tries to get Kairi's Keyblade, after it was stabbed into the back of it's leather neck, off of him) This is your chance!
  • Shen:... Well, I have to admit, you did give me an advantage. (Jumps back onto the cannon, and accurately fires a cannonball straight at the back of it's head, smashing the mother chip, and shutting down the Robot, causing it to fall to the ground)
  • Wayne: NO!
  • Xenon came through.
  • Xenon: "It's ashame that machine had to go down like this."
  • Dr. Cockarouch: "But it will have a new found perpose!"
  • Dr. Cockarouch implants a newer, more compident motherboard into it, and the Machine revives!
  • Wresledrone: "New orders initsiated: Seucrity protocals: Capture Wayne Willaims!"
  • Wayne presses a button that shuts it down!
  • Wayne brings out a taser!
  • Wayne: "BACK!? BACK ALL OF YOU?! I AM NOT AFRAID TO USE THIS!?"
  • Juan pounces on Wayne from the back and the two resume to fight!
  • The taser is out of either cop's reach!
  • Juan: "I can't believe you went into all this trouble, over a prank!"
  • Wayne: "YOU HURT MY NOSE WITH YOUR PRANK, YOU STUPID, CULTUREALY INCORRECT, RETARD!?"
  • Juan: "Oh come on, even the villain leage has more justifyable reasons to go after the louge then that!?"
  • Wayne: "I'M TIRED OF YOU ALWAYS GETTING AWAY WITH IMMATURE PRANKS AND MAKING ME LOOK LIKE A MORON!?"
  • Juan: "I was only trying to lighten up your mood!"
  • Wayne: "WHAT RETARD THINKS PRANKS LIGHTEN UP PEOPLE'S MOOD!?"
  • Juan: "HOW WAS I SUPPOSE TO KNOW THAT?! I'M AUTISTIC!? WHICH IS NOT THE SAME AS RETARDATION, MIND YOU!?"
  • Wayne punches Juan across the face, knocking him down!
  • Wayne: "I am sick of everything wrong with you! Your culturaly incorrect name, your retardedness, and that your a stupid, chicken eating, forest living, deisving, underseving to live, FOX?!"
  • Juan: "Your only saying that because your dad abuse you and conditioned you to be like this!"
  • Wayne: "He wanted me to behave like a dog, and that's what I am!? That's all I was doing!? Being a dog! We do whatever it takes to punish you foxes for your crimes?!"
  • Juan: "By commiting autrisities against us? That's hypocristy!"
  • Wayne: "So what an ungrateful socity doesn't understand! It's nature's way baby!?"
  • Wayne attampted to stomp, but Juan rolled over in a circle, and the two fought again!
  • The Lougers and others stood by.
  • Icky: "Uh.... Should we, help or something?"
  • Axle: "This is Juan's fight. It's about time this rivalry had a deciding point."
  • Both the clothing of Wayne and Juan have started to become ripped and torn as the fight worsens!
  • The fight move torwords an abandoned, giant fusion combining generator!
  • Wayne looked to have a upper hand as Juan gets cornered to the generator!
  • Wayne pins Juan to the machine!
  • Wayne: "Any last words, before I finish you off?!"
  • Wayne brings out a stun gun!
  • Juan looks around to see a loose wire!
  • Juan: "........... Never, underestimate any fox. Not even one with autisum!"
  • Wayne charges out the stun gun to near unsurvivable levels!
  • Juan grabs the wires, and clings them to Wayne's stun gun! Juan then turns on the generator, as the loose wire starts to sparkler and zap!
  • Wayne: "GRAHHHHHHHHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!?"
  • Juan escapes Wayne's grip while he was being electicuted!?
  • Wayne: "AGGGGGGGGGGGAHAHAHAGAGAGAGAGAGAGAGAGAGGA!? DAHAHAMAAMAMAMAMAMAMAMAMAMAMAMAM YOOYUYOYYUYOYUYOYUYOYUYOYYUI JUAUAUAUAUAUAUAUAUAUAUAUAUAUAAAAAAAAAAAAN?!"
  • BOOM?!
  • A siluette of a horrorably burned Wayne is seen sent flying, into a vat of exspearimental mutantion serum!
  • Wayne's voice: "AGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGH!?"
  • Juan: "Wayne!"
  • Axle came to Juan who looked to be crying.
  • Axle: ".... You did what had to be done, kid. It's the kind of tough desidions cops make every day. Not every perp gets to live to see a jail cell."
  • ???: "JUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNN!?"
  • A horrorificly burned paw climbs out of the vat!
  •  What climbs out, is a hidious, reptile-mutant dog hybreed producing sparkles and zapping electrisity!
  • Axle: "...... What is that stuff he fell into?!"
  • Xenon: "Marz's failed exspearimental mutogen!"
  • Everyone: "MUTOGEN?!"
  • ?Wayne?: "LOOOOOOOOOOOOOK WWHHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAT YOU DOOOOOONNNNE TOOOOO MEEEEEE, YOOOOOOOOOOOOOUUUUU REEEEEEETAAAAAAAAAAAAARD!?"
  • Patrick: "Wayne has turned into a monster!?"
  • Icky: "He's now.... SHOCK-COLLAR?!"
  • Everyone looks at Icky.
  • Icky: "Well, because.... He was a cop, and the uniform has a collar on it, and he was always shocking people, and uh, it's a known inhumane obedience method to use shock collars on dogs and uh-"
  • Devon: "OK, WE GET IT?! YOU FAILED AT AN ATTEMPT TO BE FUNNY?!"
  • Shock-Collar roars!
  • Xenon: "We need to escape now! Marz's mutogen is unstable! He could end up imploding, taking an entire 100 mile area with him!?"
  • Skipper: "Then we need to stop that thing before innosent lives are lost?!"
  • Xenon: We can't! His DNA is already getting too scrambled. With that, and a chemical reaction of both the radioactive mutagen and the DNA, it'll incinerate THE ENTIRE TOWN!!!
  • Rico: (Breaths angrily, and takes Merlin's wand) Wakka wakka normal! (This actually changes Wayne back to normal)... What?
  • Merlin: Uh... Rico, what were you intending to do with that?
  • Rico: I don't know.
  • Axle: (They all go up to him, and Axle feels his pulse) He's still alive.
  • Juan: Oh, thank God!
  • Xenon: But I don't think he'll survive any longer without serious medical attention. With the mutagen damaging his cellular structure, he might require some organ transplants and a few parts of his body removed.
  • SpongeBob: Eeew!
  • Xenon: "Why else was this incompidently made vat of mutogen placed here? Marz was never able to perfect the blasted stuff!"
  • Kate: "I think it might be a good idea to relocate all these failed exspeariments away from a poor todden area like this. Even a lowly pick-pocket could become dangerious with an exspearimental ray gun!"
  • Axle: "That's a good idea in my book."
  • Juan looked over Wayne's body.
  • Juan: "..... I don't know to be mad at you, glad you got what was coming, or, sad your like this?"

Chapter 7: A Tale of a Good Cop Gone Bad

Later...

  • Sci-Corp trucks are seen transporting the exspeariments to a new location.
  • Wily was strapped by a straight-jacket.
  • Owl Cop: "I think it's about time your going to Tricorn-Katras, Wily! You had this a long time coming!"
  • Wily, because of being muzzled, growled.
  • Wayne was on a strecher, heading to a hospitcal van ready for the hospital.
  • Juan only looked on sadly.
  • The Shape Swifters sat around.
  • Charlene: "So, what happens to us now? Do we just, go back to jail?"
  • Zach: "I'm already expecting to eat groul again."
  • Ryan: "Let's face it boys.... No one's gonna take pity on us. We let our dislike to hisrocrats ruin our credability."
  • Zach: "Yeah, and working with that bad dog cop worsen it."
  • Charlene: "At least, we have each other." (They all hug) Let's vow to never do a gullible thing like help a vengeful cop like that again.
  • Zach: Agreed.
  • Ryan: Agreed. (They are escorted into Axle's police car)
  • Juan: Do you think Wayne will be okay?
  • Chief Bullington: I don't know, but if he is... Then I don't know if I should keep him in the force or not. In fact, I think you really SHOULD get a new partner. One that's not a dog, and one that's not considered your kind's natural predator.
  • Juan: Well, I hope he's okay. I won't bother visiting him in the hospital since he might get angry at me for, well, unintentionally making this appearence happen.
  • Chief Bullington:... You know, I have been wondering, why IS your name Spanish when you're from Australia?
  • Juan: Ah, it ain't so hard to have a name of another country when you live in another. It's common. My mother was Spanish, and my father was Australian. Mother picked my name when I was born.
  • Chief Bullington: Ohh, that makes sense.
  • Juan: Shyou're right, mate! In fact, I feel like I need some time off after this whole experience.
  • Chief Bullington: Well, I'll give it to you then. Where are you going?
  • Juan: I'm goin' home to Australia for the week. Heard my mother had been feeling under the weather. Chicken pox. Happens to all of us.
  • Chief Bullington: Well, I wish you luck.
  • Juan: Thanks, old timer! (Shakes his hoof)
  • Kairi: Celestia did WHAT?!? (She and Icky, Shen, SpongeBob, Sandy, and Fidget laugh hard) She-she brought Junjie's old YouTube video and said it was a video of embarrassing shots of me? (Laughs)
  • Lord Shen: (Laughs) I have to admit, THAT was funny. But not how she disguised it.
  • Fidget: Oh, come on, old timer, we have to laugh at ourselves every once in a while.
  • SpongeBob: Yeah, it shouldn't hurt to make fun of yourself. I pick my nose! (Laughs)
  • Sandy: SpongeBob, I think you lost the point.
  • SpongeBob: I did?
  • Icky: Pretty much. Not that I blame you, that was pretty funny.
  • Lord Shen: So what do we do now?
  • Kairi: Well... Has Senator Tricorn recovered?
  • ???: BULLINGTOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON!!! (Senator Tricorn appears blasting fire from her nostrils)
  • Chief Bullington: Aw, f***! Uh.... I, see your fire ability had finally recovered..... How, nice.... For you, but me? Well, uh-
  • Tri-Corn, actselly calmed down abit.
  • Tri-Corn: "Bullington..... Firstly, I want to thank for busting the traitor cop. It corrected a great error on your part."
  • Bullington: "...... It's all part of the job, Senator. I'll, promise I'll be more careful hiring cops into the force. I'll be allowing stronger background checks."
  • Tri-Corn: "Good.... But I still want to talk about WHY this dirty cop criminal-spawn was able to get the job in the first place!"
  • Bullington: "Well, it's a simple case of he just didn't told us."
  • Tri-Corn: "That is why you and I need to discuss a more stricter hiring policy, and that you need an asisent chief capable of thuroghingly review everyone close to the potainional cop, and the cop itself, so no more, "Waynes" will cause trouble. Do I make myself clear?"
  • Bullington only saluted respectfully!
  • Tri-Corn: "Good. Now, as you were."
  • Tri-Corn left.
  • Bullington: "Whew..... At least she was happy Wayne was stopped."
  • Juan: "I guess so...... I'll uh, see you in a week chief... Keep me, posted on Wayne's condition."

A week Later.

  • Juan was already resuming paperwork as usual.
  • Axle: "Still depressed about Wayne?"
  • Juan: "Yes. He may be fine now, thanks to Xenon and those nice Beakworth birds giving him cool robot parts, it's a shame Wayne is no longer a cop, and now, just another bloke in Tri-Corn-Katras. I wished I didn't had to-"
  • Axle: "Kid, listen! It's a tough desidion having to do what you did to Wayne, but he didn't left you with valed opitions! He kidnapped a princess, a witness, freed three crooks, interfeared in an investigation, and framed you for said kidnapping. Wayne was obviously, just a bad dog raised bad by an even worse one. Scum like Wily didn't deserve the right to reproduce! I would've wished for Wayne to get a better deal too, but he just made too many mistakes for that to happen. But you still did good today. You hold out on your own against a cop many years more exspearienced then you. Wayne was a guy who busted a criminal Bull Elephant! But you beaten him with a cool head, and a quick tactic! I am not always proud of the scum I am forced to bring down perimentally, but I just remembered this, sometimes, life won't always make both sides leave without death. Some criminals are sometimes too dangerious to leave alive, and we're at least luck Wayne only ended up geting implants and a periment shave. Your lucky to still be alive. Your a great cop kid, and that's coming from someone who was, and occationally stiil, doubtful of your cop stills. You still have alot of learn, but you learned well enough that you can do things even Wayne was never able to accomplise."
  • Juan: "............. Thanks mate.... I needed that."
  • Bullington's voice: "Juan, my office!"
  • Juan: "Coming Chief!"

Bullington's Office.

  • Juan: "Sir?"
  • Bullington: "I know it's still early to consider, but, well.... There is a transfer from the UUPD branch in Equestia. They want us to fill a hole Wayne left. So, your gonna have a new partner."
  • Juan: "Well, ok, I am not a hater, but, not exactly a brony neither. But I have no true objections sir."
  • Bullington: "Here's the thing though. The Little Unicorn has a, tough sterke. She's not exactly, known to play by the rules. She acts in impluse, made some bad arrests before, is very stubbern, and has a bad assumtion of always working alone cause of a few lucky breaks she was able to stop criminals before!"
  • Juan: ".... Uh, well, I'm still sort've a novice sir, I might not be what, this girl needs."
  • Bullington: "Don't worry Juan. Your exactly what she needs. She just need to learn how to be a good kid, like you. Her name's-"
  • ???: "PONY LAW!?"
  • CRASH!?
  • Bullington: "..... Pretty much what that voice said."

Outside.

  • Juan and Bullington came out, and see a police car crashed in.
  • Coming out of it, is a Unicorn Lightning Dust recolor in Cop Blue with a Black mane, holding two tied up Croc criminals!
  • Juan: "Is she...."
  • Bullington: ".... Yep.... That's Pony Law."
  • Pony Law: "So, chief? Where should I put these two scumbags that tried to rob one of the Tri-Corn nationals?"
  • Axle: "You.... You.... YOU CAUGHT THE BONGO CROC BROTHERS?! THE MOST ELUSIVE BANK ROBBERS IN HISTORY?!"
  • Pony Law: "Hey, my horn acted up so, I found these two in the sewers under the bank and, uh, I kicked their butts."
  • Ducker: "Not bad, but uh, can we talk about the fact YOU DROVE A SQUAD CAR INTO THE STATION!?"
  • Pony Law: "The goverment pays for these things. Not my problem."
  • Bullington: ".... See what what I mean that she needs help to be a good kid? Loose Cannons like that are bad press and controversey bait. She may not act like it, but she needs your help Juan."
  • Juan: "..... Well.... It's clear I got my, work cut out."
  • Pony Law: "Hey seriously? Where am I gonna put these two bags of purses? They won't be knocked out forever!"

Meanwhile, Tri-Corn-Katras.

  • The Shape Swifters are seen in their cells.
  • ???: "Yo mutants!"
  • Ryan: "Hey, we get it! Marz turned us into freaks, you don't have to-"
  • Ryan, Charlene and Zach see the Warden with Princess Candence.
  • Warden: "This little lady, A REAL legit member of a reabilitation clenic, has bailed you three out."
  • Ryan: ".... Us?"
  • Zach: "Of all people?"
  • Charlene: "But, we did bad and, stupid things.... Most recently the one with Wayne! He's in solotary confinement for having a bad fight with his father.... Again.... For the 6th time in a row."
  • Cadance: Yes, but judging by how you had respectfully turned yourselves in and acknowledged your mistakes, that means you all have the potential to be successfully reformed as average people. I would like you 3 to become part of my Reforming Monastery, which is only 98% done, but whatever.
  • Ryan:...You...want us to be reformed?
  • Cadance: Of course. With your acknowledgement and will, you can't just stay here for the rest of your lives.
  • Charlene:...Alright, we'll go.
  • Ryan: Count me in.
  • Zach: Me, too.
  • Cadance: Great. The Monastery is in Equestria, and until it is finished, you all will be acquainted with the other people I have brought to the Monastery. Some have bad pasts, so be careful.
  • Charlene: Wouldn't dream of it. (They leave the prison)

Dragon Temple

  • TV: "Fox right's advocites, even after a week, are still having complaints of a lackage of a proper punishment on Chief Bullington. This in terms, further sours police reputation, and the already chopy relations between dogs and foxes. Tri-Corn has issued a statement that Bullington has no need to be punished, and the tainted officer, formerly beloved hero, Wayne "McGinnis" Willaims, is now behind bars."
  • Icky: "Gees, would you believe some people? Those Fox Right's guys are still giving the police force a hard time!"
  • Tigress: "Juan is a fox, and they are only concern for his well being."
  • Skipper: "That's the problem with those civil rights hippies! The goverment makes one, honest mistake or poorly place desidion, and they raise pitchforks and torches!?"
  • Shifu: "Well, one can't argue that hiring a desendent of a controverseal villain is not something easy to ignor."
  • Po: "I respect what their problem is, really, but it wouldn't hurt them to move on with their lives."
  • Lord Shen: "Oh they're mainly do it as means to support a rival future senator against Tri-Corn as a concern for elections! The people are being awaken to Tri-Corn's tendingcy to make poor desidions, and in politics, a leader of a incompident nature is not good for a country, or a world for that matter."
  • Spyro: "It could be a mixture of all those things, but people will eventally get over the event, and things will return to normal."
  • Lord Shen: I hope so. Besides, I hear that the Reforming Monastery in Equestria is almost completed by 98%. I think we should pay Equestria a visit. Not to mention that Twilight is getting ready for the next Equestria Girls movie. I'd like for us to give our condolences for Twilight to return to that human world which, for some reason, we can't seem to find in the UUniverses. We know it's in the Hasbro Universe, but that place is mostly unexplored, so the only way to access that place is through that mirror.
  • Spyro: Let's worry about that later. It is actually a solemn honor for us to see the new Reforming Monastery when it's nearing completion.
  • Lord Shen: Well, we'd better get started. I mean, what's the worst that can happen?

Epilogue

Darkness Qui's Pyramid

  • Darkness Qui has been reviewing the scene of when after she lost to Avatar Cynder and had been criticsized by Celestia.

The video.

  • Celestia: "I consider it a benvolent move for Cynder... She learned to congure her personal hatred, and choose to having to put up with once again, another of your dead on arrival plans, to make the rival teams allies, then to dispose of you for good. Let's be honest with ourselfs Qui, you almost had them, but be honest with yourself, making the villain teams long-term allies is an impossability! They just dispise eachother and lack the harmony to do so! Team Nefarious is mostly incompident, The Scourge Imperials allowed a usurper become their leader dispite that Fang was meant to lead them, and the Villain leage worship a corrupt purple dragon!?"
  • Cobra: "WE'RE NOT A BLOODY CULT?!"
  • Chrysalis: "Don't believe what those tabliods are saying?!"
  • Qui: "And to worse it off, YOU ARE LECERING ME, AND SAYING ALL MY PLANS ARE FLAWWED?!"
  • Celestia: "I apologies if this upsets you, but it's the truth. Like I warned you prior to your, attempt to corrupt the Tree of Harmony, these plans to unite the vilain teams are always desten for failure, Because Mang and Nefarious are unsure, imcompident twits, and Dark Dragon has a bad reputation as a backstabber and a usurper!?"

The video replays!

  • Darkness Qui frustractedly groans!
  • QP, Narcotic, and Celisus came in.
  • Narcotic: "Miss Qui, are you rewatching Celestia's criticisums again?"
  • Celisus: "Your grace, that was merely over a few months! Is it not time to let it go?"
  • Darkness Qui: AARRRGGGHHH!! I CAN'T GET OVER IT!!! It's just hopeless. I've been trying as hard as I could to get these 3 villain teams together, but...BUT THEY JUST CAN'T BRING THEMSELVES TO DO IT BECAUSE OF A LARGE HATRED FOR EACH OTHER BEING TOO STRONG FOR ME TO DEAL WITH!!! (Screams)...
  • Narcotic: Don't give up hope, your grace. The Villains Act never quit in a fight when things looked bleak. I mean, you're acting as silly as the fact that Celestia seemed pretty calm after Discord was sued after the incident with that Tirek guy, but I don't mean anything offensive.
  • Darkness Qui:...What did you say?
  • Narcotic: I'm saying I'm not trying to offend you. You're just acting like a total loser, and I'm saying that with the most possible respect--
  • Darkness Qui: No, something about Celestia! What was it?
  • Narcotic:...Celestia didn't mind that much that Discord got sued after the incident with this Tirek guy?
  • Darkness Qui:...That's actually a very good point. Why DIDN'T she mind that much about that court case even after I botched up one of them? NARCOTIC, YOU BRILLIANT BIRD! You've presented me with a golden opportunity for once! (Laughs)
  • Narcotic: I did? But how is that a big deal?
  • Darkness Qui: Don't you see? There is a possibility that Celestia's keeping a secret from even Discord. Maybe she's been setting him up this whole time. Maybe she WANTED Discord to betray the ponies. Maybe she isn't the most honest God in Equestria.
  • QP: Are you sure you're not overanalyzing her sense of worth, your grace?
  • Darkness Qui: NO! I mean, think about it. Celestia, after I sabotaged a trial against Discord, doesn't seem to share any concern with the next one? Why would someone like THAT be so calm after such an experience with a previous one? Is it possible that...that she's made a conspiracy?
  • Celsius:...Nah!
  • Narcotic: No!
  • Celsius: She wouldn't. It'd just be so irresponsible. It wouldn't be a good act for a Princess.
  • Darkness Qui: Well, argue all you want, I'm gonna look into this whole fact closer than ever. If Celestia truly has made a conspiracy, then I'll be all over her like letters on a keyboard. (Cackles as thunder is heard and lightning flashes, and her 3 minions are confused at this and the camera goes onto the pyramid)

THE END?

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