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The Lougers and the HA are called to resolve an issue in the Everthon System. The group first arrived in the planet Zeshay to learn from the Byblos Drive Yards owner, Mr. Byblos, explained that Everworld has entered a debilatating state that the other planet socities can't cope with it anymore and want something done, which Mr. Byblos fines Everworld's troubles bad for the Drive Yards' business, figuring a lawless world would scare away business partners and benufactories if there is a risk of constent robberies there. Thus, the misfits entered Everworld and discovered Everworld being a mismanaged mess, anchured down by the multi-corperation of Hardyculture Companies, made by the ever ambitiously misguided and semi-deludsional, Baron Hardscrabble. To the misfits and the HA, The Baron looked to be a typical generic greedy madman, but on closer expection, the Baron is only ever guilty of being inclined to his hubris then any intentional wrong doings. They learned from a leader of an Anti-Hardyculture group, Easyscribble, that the baron's origins only further confirms why the issue exists: In the Baron's youth on Folbox, he had a lifelong dream of establishing a great agricultural business and owning an agriworld since he was a kid since his father worked at the Bhor Corporation, but because of a few mistakes, and slight failure to take full respondsability, he was not only cut of his fundings by his father, which left his lifelong work to remained incomplete, but it lead to the added insult of being sentenced to probation. However, he wouldn't let his dream be ruined, so he disappeared without a trace, getting off-planet and going to Everworld, where, in just 12 years, he became the baron kingpin of an entire field of bankrupt businesses he found with the wealth from folks willing to back him, to buy up and remake into his own farming terratory. Now, because he done all this legally, he is hardly justifived as a villain, being that he only wanted to be the farming baron he wanted to be. But what does cement his morality to dark is that he still hasn't learnt his lessons and still does the same bad ideas even when they failed him before. So he's more of an overly ambitious "Too big to fail" twat then something more serious. Still, whether he intended it or not, the farming communities still don't enjoy a desireable outcome as their world was left lawless as a result and he ignors it as "Changing Times". This being said, as suppose to Easyscribble's desires to over-throw Hardscrabble, the Lougers and the HA, seeing that Hardscrabble didn't nessersarly had wrong ideas, just slobby exicution, only aim to get the baron to see the Light and make Everworld better without force. However, Easyscribble proved to be an ungrateful fuck in that the Lougers and the HA were not the kind of heroes he wanted as suppose to what Everworld needed in refusing to remove the Baron by force, thus, now the heroes not only need to get the Baron to wake-up from his misunderstood genius complex and realise his flaws, but also save him from a group of more then too embittered folks. Can the Heroes pasify the issue in Everworld?

Scenes

Welcome to Everworld

  • The Van and the HA ship passed through Everworld's stratuspere as they arrived to a world crawling with violated advertisements and corperate mismanagement.
  • Icky: "Yeesh. You would not find a better arguement against Capitalisum then this place."
  • Iago: "Yeah, this is pretty much dream evidence for Democrats to always win elections! All it's missing is rampent racisum, civil issues, and other things and any Democrate who learns of this place will be set for life!"
  • A large statue of a Ribhorn, a buffalo eqsed creature, was seen, as a radio system was attached to it.
  • The Intercom Voice: "There's nothing wrong with dreaming. Wishing for the impossable is just the nature of people. That's how good ol' Hardscrabble, yours truely, got started. Just some tools and ALOT of dreams. We all want something without more then the bare minimum of effert. They say you just have to believe. Belief can make you successful. Belief can make you rich. Belief, can make you powerful. Why, with enough of it, you will be given a name in the history books and no future generations will ever forget that name! Now that.... Is a beautiful thought. I believe that there's something speical in all of us. With true inner strength, you can surpass even the most troublesome of obsicles. All ya need to do is just believe in yourself and be honest, motivated, and above all else, be who ya really are, a sort've be yourself kind of deal. That is what we in Hardculture Companies are all about."
  • Zosimo: ".... Okay, who wants to bet we just found our possable root of the problem?"
  • Icky: "Yup. The Ol' Corperate Madman rotine. Guess someone didn't get to learn about the Infernus Rule.... Of which we still know snilch context off."
  • Samantha: "In due time."
  • Sandy: "Some part of me believes that's too easy. We need to remember that things are never that clear-cut. It's best we take time to better understand this "Hardscrabble" guy before we make rash movements."
  • Xandy: "Good call. We don't wanna end up making the wrong move and make the planet worse off then ever. It's Monitor our guy."
  • The Ships flew off.
  • A shadowy figure was seen in an ally.
  • ???: ".... Finally..... The perfect saviors, arrived. (Insane chuckles.)."

Meeting the Scrabble Crushers

  • The Groups reunited after learning about Hardscrabble.
  • Aurlena: "Lougers, we have some.... Interesting news."
  • Icky: "Well if it involves how complicated our guy is, then it's not new. Our guy ain't a proper villain at all. Not even steriotypical "Kicks puppies and eats babies" kinds of evil! Nevermind being a typical bad corperate. We seen the guy do the oppisite of what we expect a bad corperate yuts to do! He gave an orphan a generious amount of money, he gave an employie who got hurt several weeks off for recovery, he donates to charity, he has nary a tie or link to crime here, heck, when a Corruption Co guy once came here to meet him, Hardy quickly saw who he was and didn't even gave the dude a chance to talk! He sent his ass packing, as quickly as he entered. This guy actselly... Isn't that bad. If anything, his only sin is that he's a big picture guy with poorly translated and muddied ideas."
  • Hudson: "Well yes, the ideas are there, but the exicutions left alot to be desired."
  • Xandy: "Yup. His real problem is that he's too caught up in his hubris about dreams to realise what kind of nightmare he unwittingly created."
  • Gazelle: "Then we don't need to get rid of Hardscrabble at all. Just wake him up from his deludtions and his organisation will start making these well intentions work better, there-by, making the planet better. That means it's lawlessness will be fixed, and this system will not be burdened anymore."
  • Icky: "Sounds good enough for me. All we need to do is set up an appointment with the dude and it should be smooth sailing from there- (Suddenly, a flash bomb was thrown their way).... AW FUCK-"
  • FLASH?!

Silence.....

  • Eventually, the group found themselves awoke in the middle of a sewer....
  • Max the Rabbit: ".... Alchourse, no Louger Adventure is complete without a sudden moment of ambush."
  • Sam: "Just when I thought this was gonna be an open and shut case."
  • ???: "MORNING SUNSHINES?!"
  • A group of punks appeared from nowehere adorning makeshift weapons and garbagey armor, as eventually arrived their leader, an AUU rabbit with a chipped bucktooth and circles in the white part of his eyes, a spikey mohawk and a pitchfork-hand, a battle damaged left ear while the right was completely torn off and replaced with a hearing anntenna.
  • AUU Rabbit: "Welcome, (Twitches), TO THE LAIR, OF THE SCRABBLE CRUSHERS?!"
  • The Punks cheered!
  • Duke: "..... It's, the sewers."
  • AUU Rabbit: ".... OH GIVE US A BREAK, WE'RE FLAT BROKE, WE COULDN'T AFFORD A COOL LAIR?! NO THANKS TO SCRABBLE?!"
  • Punk 1: "Yeah bro, we kinda had to make do with what we got."
  • Punk 2: "Sure, there's that horrid smell, the noise pollition of the plumbing sys- (Loud flushes cut off what he was saying for a while) -Omplete our sentences without impourent bits being heard, and a risk of infection in that this place is likely a bacteria colony breeding ground, but, it's better then just hiding in a box fort."
  • Icky: ".... Okay.... So.... May we have the name of our psyco easter bunny reject?"
  • AUU Rabbit: "..... Oh, pffft, how silly of me, I forgot that you guys aren't from around here! Let me explainaroni: I go by many names! But, around here, I am..... Easyscribble!"
  • Icky: '..... Is, that meant to make you an Anti-Hardscrabble?"
  • Easyscribble: ".... Well, yeah.... It's, it's symbolic."
  • Icky: "..... (Looks at the camera unimpressed as a quack was heard)..... Buddy, there could be, SO many better ways to be symbolic then just making your name an Anti-Hardscrabble thing like that! It just, makes ya look stupid and lazy calling yourself that!"
  • Easyscribble: "Aw come on, man, it's symbolic because I am trying to bring the return of the easier NON-corperate life that Hardscrabble took from us! He turned our humble laid-back farmer life into a giant factory of artifitically complicated bullscrap?! My grandfather took forever to put those corperations into absolute backruptcy, only for Hardscrabble to came in and buy them all under Hardyculture! We're fighting for the easy life to return, man! His corpacraticy robbed us of that!"
  • Shenzi: "Look, it's a tough break to you guys all the same, but-"
  • Easyscribble: "But with the greatest heroes ever in these parts, we have a chance to have the easy life once more! Another chance to bring down the corperations once more?!"
  • The Punks cheered as they dragged the group further down the sewers!
  • Icky: "..... Awwww crap. So much for things not being anymore complicated then already."
  • The group were taken to a certain tunnel that reveiled a very junky hideaway.
  • Gazelle: "..... (Quietly) Even the rebelion of Mieber were not this dirty."
  • Easyscribble: "I'm gonna take ya to see Grandpa, so he would explain the situation. You guys will love him, he is an AWESOME anti-Corperation Legend who survived the Exo-Wars! He since came to this planet and rid it of the corperate filth that was here! And he just was about to before-"
  • Icky: "We know, before Hardscrabble showed up. Just take us to Grandpappy, will ya?"
  • Easyscribble: "Oh you'll just love him, he was the writer of the Manifesto for ending the greed of corperations!"
  • Zosimo: "(Quietly) Why am I detecting a familer pattern here?"

A Hardscrabble-Truth

The Scrabble-Crushers' Leader Throwneroom.

  • The group arrived in the throwneroom as a shadowed off throwne was seen.
  • Private: "PEW! For some odd reason, the smell of sewer is made worse by something that smelled like it died in here!"
  • Easyscribble: "Aw don't worry, that's just Grandpa, he hasn't had a chance for a sponge-bath in ages. Trust me, you'll love him!"
  • They approuched the Throwne.....
  • Easyscripple: "Hi Grampy! (Silence).... Oh, that's right, silly me, I forgot to turn on the lights! (Grabs some disconnected extention plugs and places them in, turning on the barely funtional lights in the place and reveil the trowne, and the occupent of the makeshift garbage throwne, to the Lougers and HA's sheer shock and horror, a rotting AUU Rabbit Corpse surrounded by AUU maggots, signs of decay, and a barely stable jaw.).... Hi Again Grandpa! (Silence)..... Aw shucks, Grandpa, you kidder you!"
  • Mantis: ".... (Coughs) YOUR CRAZY?! (Coughs)... Sorry, bad coughs."
  • Gazelle was at a state of shocked awe, looking at Easyscribble's sad state with shock and sadness.
  • Punk 3: ".... (Quietly) Yeeeaah, uh, none of us had the heart to break the bad news to him. He actselly still thinks that the old man still lives."
  • Easyscribble: "Okay, okay, I'll introduse them to ya, Grand-dad! This, is Sir Com Scribbles! The initional slayer of Corpretisum in Everworld, and the writer of the Farmuisum Manifesto!"
  • Zosimo had a realisation!
  • Zosimo: "..... (Quietly) So that's what happened to Com....."
  • Icky: "Wait, "Farmuisum"? Is that like, Communisum?"
  • Easyscribble: "No! Alchourse not! Farmuisum, is a rejection of that and Capitalisum! And most of all... It's a rejection, of Corperalisum! It is about, having corperations abolished in the name of having the economic system rely soley...... On the farms. And I don't just mean food farms, I mean to give everything we ever needed, it's own farm! Ya know, tecknowagey farms, robot farms, duh, farms for just about everything! Farms are pure, incorruptable, and are always trusted. That's why they should be our only economic impourence!"
  • Skipper: ".... My god..... IT'S BASICLY FARM-COMMUNISUM?!"
  • Easyscribble: "Hey hey, no, no, no! I just said that it REJECTS communisum!"
  • Icky: "So, basicly, it's being Amish, but without the rejection to tec!"
  • Kolwalski: "This, this whole philosify makes no serious sense! A socity can't solely survive on farms!"
  • Easyscribble: "Oh, but in anichent times, we did at some point. Farmuisum existed before my granddad gave it it's name! Farmuisum, DOES work! But then, the corperations showed up, invented Capitalisum, while Communisum shows up as well, and starts making things bad for farms to the point that socity depends more on those three things, plus factories, to the point that only devotion that farms ever get, IS A STUPID NURSERY RYIME?!"
  • Trixie: "You mean "Old McDonald Had a Farm"?"
  • Two stupid Punks: "EE-YI-EE-YI- (Easyscribble smacked the duo) (Dazed) Ohhhhhhh."
  • Easyscribble: "NOT EXACTLY BUT IT SOUNDS CLOSE, IN SOME STRANGE WAY?! My grandfather wanted to give a rebirth to Farmuisum and give it a chance to grow with our socities, AND BRING DOWN CORPERATISUM, BUT GOOD?! He believed in this, since the Exo-Wars where he BARELY survived, and created his manisfesto?!"
  • Zosimo: "Yeah, actselly I known of him. He was once from Warboth, like me. He once tried to bring that crazy Farmuisum stuff there as well, and he got rejected for it and exiled."
  • Easyscribble: ".... (Twicthes).... (Clunched teeth) Good to know..... (Normaly as he can) Well, Grandpa holds no hard feelings for you."
  • B.O.B.: "Though I think that's mainly because he's dead-"
  • Missing Link and Dr. Cockaroach covered his mouth!
  • Easyscribble: ".... (Laughs)! Good one guys, (Laughs crazlly, then cries histaricly for abit, then laughs again), Ya got me good!"
  • Lord Shen: "(Quietly) The poor maniac is in a sevre case of denial."

Stopping Easyscribble

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