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A Shell Lodge Vacation Cruise Gone Wrong Part 1 is the 34th Episode and 1st Part of the 2nd Season Finale of the SpongeBob and Friends Adventures Chronicles series. Since villainy has constantly been ruining their Brother-Sister Anniversaries for the past few years since the Seas of Captain Legend Saga, Spyro and Kairi decided to reschedule it with the whole Shell Lodge Squad as a family on a High-Paid Cruise for some R&R from their jobs. And thanks to Ignitus pulling the strings, our heroes are bound for a ship to a tropical resort in the Dragon Realms' version of the Caribbean. This time, they will not let any other villains spoil another ill-going anniversary. But sadly, they can't escape villainy no matter where they go. Some High Council-hating pirate rats lead by the notorious Mon Capitan Le Rat have boarded the cruise ship and pillaged the ship clean of it's riches and foods, as well as to destroy the High Council's well-praised idols: The Shell Lodge Squad, as well as Kairi. Is Mon Captiane Le Rat gonna get away with this?

Transcript

Chapter 1: Rescheduled Brother-Sister Anniversary Cruise

As the Louger Van is seen heading torwords A very handsome cruise ship, this music starts to play and escalate when the Lougers exit the Van and proceed to walk torwords the boat.

Vacation- Vitamin C

Vacation- Vitamin C

  • SpongeBob: Gosh after a long second season of doing what we do and getting involved in two of Tman's Alice in Wonderland Fanmakes with my old buddies; Danny, Timmy and Jimmy, It's good to finally kickback.
  • Icky: Oh, you got that right, SpongeBob! This just what the doctor ordered..... Also, very odd reference to Tman's fanfic stuff. I haven't heard alot of that since the Gala episode.
  • Lord Shen: "Well, Tman and the Producer finally reached a compromise in doing episodes. Tman is no longer prone to reject episodes on the fly anymore and he finally gotten over the conflicting story writing."
  • Kairi: I thought we agreed never to speak of the producers' past delimas during the episodes Tman's involved in or talk about them unless we have too again, starting with this vacation episode, Uncle Shen? Besides, me and some of the team that are involved in his fanmakes are going to need this trip to renew our energy.
  • Trixie: "Bath of the Sun! Here comes Trixie!"
  • Shrek: "Aye, for too long we been having to deal with trouble on a weekly basis."
  • Icky: "And about time too. From here on out until the end of the cruse, it's nothing but smooth sailing."
  • Passingers are seen boarding a beautiful overly sytiled cruse ship.
  • A ticket taker is seen.
  • The Lougers came.
  • Ticket Taker: "Tickets."
  • Spongebob: "Oh sure just let me-"
  • Spongebob began shearching his pockets.
  • Spongebob pulled a series of random things out of his pockets.
  • Ticket Taker: "..... Uh, this won't take too long, would it sir? The S.S. Tri-Corn wil leave very soon."
  • Sparx: I hope this two part vacation episode doesn't take too long, cause I heard Tman's got an important fanfic regarding a combination of the new Broadway and the film version of Disney's Aladdin honoring Robin William's memory slated to be worked on shortly after his two part current sneak peak. Seriously, you guys who haven't gotten involved with the fanmake stuff need to check out Tman's hard work so far.
  • Icky: "Okay, let's cool it on the abertising stuff, ok?"
  • Spongebob was still looking through his pockets.
  • Icky: ".... Uh, Sponge.... You brought the tickets, right?"
  • Spongebob: "Don't worry, I just have VERY deep pockets! I know they're in here somewhere!"
  • Icky: Oh now you tell me...
  • Spongebob was muttering as he was still looking in the pockets.
  • Lord Shen: "Oh for devines sake, Square one, your causing a line hold up!"
  • Spongebob: "ALRIGHT, ALRIGHT, HANG ON FOR A SECOND?!"
  • The other lougers groan.
  • Lord Shen: Kairi, remind me to place the tickets in your care the next time we go on vacation.
  • Spongebob: "Almost there, and-"
  • Spongebob felt something!
  • Spongebob: "I GOT IT?!"
  • Spongebob pulled something out as a rip was heard!
  • Lougers: "OHHHH!?"
  • Spongebob realised he ripped his underwears off.
  • Spongebob: "...... Oops."
  • Ticket Taker: "...... (Quietly) I don't get paid enough for this."
  • Spongebob: "..... Uh, (hides underwear!) Let me uh.... Try the other pocket."
  • Spongebob screahes into his other pocket, and Spongebob pulls out a rolled up row of tickets!
  • Spongebob: "Oh there they are! They were in my other pocket the... Whole..... Time....."
  • Everyone stares blankly and somewhat annoyed at Spongebob.
  • Spongebob laughs nerviously.
  • Shenzi: That's our proud and yet silly leader.
  • Banzai: Yeah, and to think we and Eddy have to deal with the ones playing Jafar for Taiku's Aladdin fanmake since we three and Gilda are sharing the roles of Iago, the good and bad parts.
  • Gilda: "Yeah I have SERIOUS issues about Tman using me as a bad guy yet I clearly changed ways here!"
  • Alex: Though there are still some users out there who still think your a bully and Tman will always have you reformed in his sequels.
  • Gilda: "Seriously though, Tman should've done better then to give in to peer pressure like that."
  • Ticket Taker: Well, as long as I get the tickets, I'm cool. You may pass.
  • SpongeBob: Thank you, my good man. (They walk onto the cruise ship) So what do we do now?
  • Brandy: Well, for starters, put on some new underwear.

SpongeBob: Okay... Later...

  • SpongeBob: (Wearing some new Goofy Goober underwear) NOW what do we do?
  • Sandy: SpongeBob? Exactly how many pairs of GG underwear do you have?
  • SpongeBob: 25, actually. Others are white, and one is pink.
  • Squidward: Really? You wear pink underwear?
  • Mr. Krabs: Don't ask!
  • Skipper: Well, let's just pretend we didn't hear that, and get started with this cruise. They said we have to stay in different rooms since we come in massive numbers. Massive, MASSIVE numbers...Wow, I can understand why critics say we have too many members. We can barely fit in small rooms. We couldn't bring Insectasaurus with us.
  • Ginormica: At least it's nice that I can manipulate my size at will now. Otherwise I wouldn't be able to go on this cruise.
  • Sam: "Well, I couldn't ask for a better way to conculed a unexpectingly long Season 2."
  • Max: "Yeah........... I can already see the memories flash before my eyes."

Flashback

  • (This music plays as moments from the last few Season 2 Episodes are seen)
Kenny Loggins - Danger Zone

Kenny Loggins - Danger Zone

Present

  • Max: "...Ah, memories. Esepically since I tecnecally wasn't even in half of that footage. They're all here for the sake montage."
  • Icky: "Wow, that was needlessly long and not really needed for the plot. In fact, the Season 1 finale never did that."
  • Iago: "Yeah. All it gave us was a Dr. Facilier Clone that sounds like me. It didn't needed a messy reviewing of our past adventures."
  • B.O.B: Well, let's just find our apartments and get this over with. We've got a big new Brother-Sister Anniversary ahead of us.
  • Spyro: Yes. The last ones we had were disasters. We've had to cancel them due to Kairi getting in trouble. I sure hope this one is different, otherwise I'm gonna burn myself to the bone.
  • Kairi: I hope so, too, Spyro. Only time will tell. Sad that we both have to be in different rooms because of a boy and girl rule.
  • Missing Link: Well, that's a bummer.
  • SpongeBob: But at least we can finally sit back and have a nice clean vacation. Chi Fu said that no villain activity is going on in the UUniverses, so we're off scot-free!
  • Unknown to them, rats strangely dressed as pirates board the ship secretly.

In the Cargo area.

Hook- Presenting the Hook

Hook- Presenting the Hook

  • As the midend of this video plays, A Fat Rat dressed like Mr. Smee holds a black box as rat pirates began to cheer for him!
  • Rats: "HOOK, HOOK, GIVE THE HOOK?!"
  • Rats began chanting!
  • This continued for the remander of the scene, as the Smee Rat reaches a a crudely made pirate ship made of broken boards and discarded dirty sheets.
  • The Smee Rat entered the ship, and a quick scene of sparks and the hook being placed in was seen.
  • Smee Rat (through the megaphone): "LADIES AND SCURY SEA RATS!? THE RATTIEST OF THE RATTY!? RULER OF THE SEAS!? MASTER OF PIRACY!? LIBERATER OF ALL RAT KIND, AND SOON, THE CONGUROR OF THE DREADED ALBERTIA, I GIVE YOU, MON CAPITAN SINGREED CAVIEER RATOSON!? OUR MON CAPITAN, LE RAT?!"
  • Rats cheered!
  • The door opens, as a Captain Hook dresssed rat with a scarred up face, and the hook we seen, cames out and embraced his praise from the pirates.
  • Smee Rat: "They love ya capitan!"
  • Le Rat: "Ugh, they get worse everytime, how it bothers me, Mr. Squeak."
  • Mr. Squeak: "Now now, capitan! They are your men. Give them a benifited doubt at least. Now go get them, Capitan."
  • Le Rat resumed embracing his phrase!
  • Rats: "LE RAT!? LE RAT?! LE RAT!?"
  • Le Rat: Thank you, thank you! I know you all will be happy when we finally take care of that atrocious rat-control program in Alberta, Canada. As rats, we should take a stand against the people who opposed us. Those who poisoned us, those who snapped us in mouse traps, those who violate our nature by keeping us as pets, those who even allowed Alberta to be the only habitable place in the world without rats.
  • Squeak: Well, to be fair, we do spread disease, Captain. You can't necessarily blame them.
  • Le Rat: What, do they think we can't change? Do they think we're worthless ugly balls of hair that do nothing but chew the scenery and steal what we need to survive? Well, I don't care what they have to say, we'll make the people of our puny world suffer for their crimes against us. WHO'S WITH ME?!? (Everyone cheers) WHO WANTS TO STAND UP FOR OUR RIGHTS TO BE FREE?!? (Everyone cheers) WHO WANTS TO STOP RAT DISCRIMINATION ONCE AND FOR ALWAYS?!? (Everyone cheers) Hell fucking yeah! Well, then we shall get started by showing the dreaded High Council what they should've done for us rats in the first place. Let's show them why they should never have denied our chance to live anywhere we want!
  • Squeak: Very good, Captain! But, how exactly will we do that?
  • Le Rat: Well, I have heard that a certain hero team is on a high-paid cruise to the Caribbean for some 'sibling anniversary' for a dragon and...an incredibly-attractive human girl, who are in no way related. Don't know how they got that silly conclusion, but who would want to waste their time finding out? My plan is to capture that boat, and use it to launch an immediate assault on Alberta.
  • Rat #1: But how will a cruise ship get to Alberta? Isn't it...surrounded by land?
  • Le Rat: Not to worry, mon ami! A good pirate is never unprepared! (Opens up a crib, and whatever is inside glows white, and all the rats have sparkling eyes looking at it as a choir is heard.) These babies will ensure that our cruise ship will travel in style. I've seen this kind of machinery in action, and DANG, is it strong enough to carry a 500,000-pound ship.
  • Mr. Squeak: "Impressive Capitan! But, how, did you managed to get this under our.... Kind of budget..."
  • Mr. Squeak points to an emtey tiny treasure chest.
  • Le Rat: What do you think pirates do, Squeak?
  • Squeak:...Steal?
  • Le Rat: EXACTLY! And it's not like people can do anything about it, because no such force was able to take us down before. As a group, we are unbeatable.
  • Squeak: Well, okay then.
  • Le Rat: Now let's get ready for the attack. And let's not be hasty in harming the Princess of Heart. It wouldn't be wise to do that to a lady.
  • Squeak: It shall be done, Mon Capitan!

Cruise Ship

  • Icky: "OH, BABY?! WE GOT IT MADE OVER HERE?!" (They see a couple of human/animal ladies around the deck, but then it zooms over to a food stand) I haven't eaten since the trip!
  • Iago: Funny, I thought you were talking about the women surrounding the place.
  • Icky: Don't be ridiculous, we both already have our own girlfriends who are tough and valuable to us, and nothing will lure us away from that. Not even a single pair of pretty--
  • Iago: WHOA, WHOA, WHOA, LET'S NOT GO THAT FAR!!
  • Icky:...I was gonna say 'pretty eyes', pecker-face!
  • Iago: Oh...my bad. So...what're we getting at that stand?
  • Icky: Well, since I'm a bit of a meaty bird, I'm getting a hot dog. You eat meat?
  • Iago: Well, we parrots don't eat meat. Instead, we eat seeds and peanuts--
  • Icky: And crackers?
  • Iago: (A sound of a steamed kettle is heard as Iago gets angry)
  • Icky: Easy, pal, I'm just f****** with you. It's nice to laugh at ourselves every once in a while right--(Iago smacks him) OW!
  • Iago: Never...EVER...mention crackers around me again, or I'll shove a grenade right up your--
  • Icky: Iago, I don't wanna start a fight in front of these women, or even Kairi over there. (They see her getting a tan) So let's just get some food and not embarrass ourselves in front of her, okay?
  • Iago:...I'll get payback soon enough.

Swimming Pool.

  • Trixie was on the diving board!
  • Trixie: "Low and behold, watch, as the great and powerful Trixie, preforms the triple sumersalt flip with a backwords twist and the prezel swirl!"
  • Kid: "Uh, miss? Could you get off already?"
  • Trixie: "I'm not finish with my speech you little-"
  • Trixie slips on the diving board which was wet, falls down screaming, belly flopped into the pool!
  • Kids laughed!
  • Gilda: "OOOOOOOOOOH?!"
  • Squidward: "Ohhhhhohhhh."
  • Sandy: "Ya see that? That's why you should never boast on a diving board."
  • Boss Wolf: "Is Trixie even ok?"
  • Spyro: Well, at least we know that she can swim since we saved her from those robotic Pterosaurs in Cyberjurassic Park.
  • Trixie: (Surfaces after sinking to the bottom, and gasps for air as the kid laughs at her) Ha-ha-ha, very funny!
  • Kid: I know! Now move, and let me show you how it's REALLY done! (Trixie swims out of the way, and the kid back-flips into the pool as the other Lodgers, and even Kairi, applaud at the dive)
  • Trixie: Wha--?!? How does a 7-year-old know a trick like THAT?!? That's just IMPOSSIBLE!!!
  • Kid: Hey, my dad taught me that move. He's a real high-diving legend.
  • Kairi: Even I'm surprised that you could learn such a move.
  • Trixie makes a pout.
  • Gilda: "Ah, cheer up Trix. It's all in good fun."

Sauna.

  • A Gazelle is seen giving Shen a massage.
  • Lord Shen: "Ohhhhhhh yeah. Years of uneased tension with my personal issues removed from these western methods of relaxtion. Should've considered it sooner."
  • A Bull is seen giving Kaa a rough massage!
  • Kaa: "OOF! I think I got the really DOOO?! Rough ones."
  • The Furious Five are seen in a mudbath with seaweed wraps.
  • Tigress: "You guys are sure none of these people are trying assassinate us?"
  • Viper, Monkey, Mantis and Crane: "YES WE'RE SURE!?"
  • Mantis: "That kind of paranoia got us kicked out when we went to a place like this in the canon show while Shifu was doing that "Dragon Warrior Day scam". I think that was the case. We hardly reference the show alot, we don't know alot about what happened in it."
  • Monkey: "Tigress, we came to this boat to relax. You should actselly do that."
  • Crane: "Yeah, we hardly get a relaxing break of putting menaces to socity in their place. We need to embrace such an oppertunity while we can."
  • Viper: "Tigress, your too acustom to fighting and being ready for fighting. You need to embrace more relaxsation in your life."
  • Tigress: "Last time we did things like that, our kung fu ended up useless or we got ambushed by a trick!"
  • Viper: "That's only cause of bad luck or over doing it. Sometimes you need to balence out working all the time with rest. Being over-worked can be bad for kung-fu too."
  • Crane: "Yeah, it's possable to become very exhausted from over-working too much that eventally, your gonna lose serious steam and be in an even worse state then being too lazy. Sometimes, you just need to relax when you can get it."
  • Mantis: "Yeah, considering we're a group of misfit heroes who cause of charity-minded gods and great heroes, are non-profit and go after even insanely small jobs."
  • Monkey: "Well, the High Council doesn't like to discriminate who we should help. Asking for money or only be "Glory Seekers", would get in the way of that."
  • Mantis: "I know, but still. The darnest things we accepted these days. We now go around and keep memes from annoying people to death. I mean, remember that "I.M. Meen" mess?"

Cutaway.

I. M

I. M. Meen intro

  • As the music starts, before Meen saids "Oh look, what clever children", he's suddenly pounced by the lougers!
  • Meen: "OHHHHHHHHHHHHH?!"
  • Icky: "Ok, asswipe! It's the Memeverse for you!"

Cutaway ends.

  • Crane: "Yeah, and when we started to accept getting cats out of trees. Remember when Icky tried to help down Opal?"
  • Mantis: "I think we covered that already earlier in the season."
  • Monkey: "Oh, remember when we had to deal with the situation with an ACTUAL Freddy Fazbear Pizza restaurent? (Laughs), and how badly Spongebob was reacting to it until he REALLY got to know those things better?"

Cutaway.

  • Spongebob is cornered by the "5 Nights At Freddy's" animontronics.
  • Freddy: "Hh-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-hey, your not w-w-w-w-w-wearing your costume! That's against the r-r-r-rules!"
  • Foxy: "Violating the rules is p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-punishable by (dark voice) death (normal voice) walking the -p-p-p-p-p-p--p-p-p-p-p-plank!"
  • Spongebob: "OK, HOLD IT RIGHT THERE?!"
  • The Animontronics were actselly surprised by Spongebob's outburst.
  • Spongebob: "I can respect the fact that your outdated late 70s to 90s animontrons of an obvious Chuck E. Cheese rip-off with a hint of SHowbiz Pizza, but WHERE, does all this killing people by stuffing them into tight costumes comes from?!"
  • Chica: "The same thing happned to u-u-u-u-u-u-u-u-u-u-u-u-u-u-u-u-us when we were living children. An imposter pretending to be Freddy made us like this."
  • Bonnie: "We also became obcessed with (Dark Voice) The glorious joy of creation (Normal voice)........... Yeah, what the dark voice said. I mean uh.... If you read that "Autobiography of a Yogi" stuff, you might have an i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i--ii-idea."
  • Spongebob: "..... Oh..... So your both malfuntioning outdated animontronics, processed by vengeful children, and creation fanactics."
  • Bonnie: "...... Yeah, we're not gonna blame ya if ya jailed us for it. We're basicly deludional monsters."
  • Foxy: "We're a f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f--fragging mess."

Cutaway ended.

  • Viper: "At least Spongebob was nice enough not to do anything to serious to them."
  • Mantis: "Though, not without them having been perimentally bounded to their stages by High Council magic."
  • Viper: "But that was NOTHING when we had to go to a shcool to talk about sex to teenagers. And Icky and Iago's way to demonstriaght it....."

Cutaway, before it was interupted!

  • Tigress: "I RATHER NOT REMEMBER THAT?!"
  • Mantis: Indeed, we've already ruined our reputations as a kid's show by cussing, and mentioning mature stuff, and therefore reduced us to being for teenagers. We DON'T need to wind up turning it into an all-adult show.
  • Viper:...Yeah, you're probably right.
  • Crane: So, you think we'll finally have a clean non-threatened Brother/Sister Anniversary this time?
  • Mantis: Who knows? The last ones weren't very good, especially the last one when that cockroach overlord we stopped in Paris had kidnapped Kairi to make her his queen, only to find that she wasn't very attractive as a cockroach. Personally, I'd think she'd be pretty as a cockroach, probably because of the fact that I'm a bug. But hell, as a person who personally agrees with that cockroach, I bet Kairi has been flirted with by a lot of people in the UUniverses no matter what they are.
  • Monkey:...Something personal...do you think humans are the most attractive creatures in the UUniverses? (The other 4 look at him awkwardly, and they mumble confusingly)
  • Crane: What a strange subject matter that...I think is 50% correct. It, depends on the human individual. Some are that, others, not so much. There's also the matter about, age, which heavily effects on beauty.
  • Viper: Well, Crane has a point. There's creatures that are more universeally more attractive then humans, even when turning old. Strangely, according to the furry community, foxes are considered more attractive, espeically concerning females.
  • Monkey: "Well, I'm mainly curious cause, how can beings that can get pimples and other unsightly blemishes be considered the most attractive beings in the universe, espeically when aliens in Star Wars are concerned. Don't they have their own females in their races, or is it because the result of space travel that their opitions are no longer limited to them and a cross-breed mentally started?"
  • Crane: "Actselly, yes. That could be a possability. Because of space travel, attractiveness towords alien races has been known to race. Why, I wouldn't be surprise if that was true in the AUU cause, well, argueably, they have every space logic from star wars and every sci-fi stuff combined! Chances are, races there won't be limited to genders in their own races."
  • Viper: "Unless some of them are bound by tradition, or, racial unsureity."
  • Crane: "That is also a possability. Others will argue genectic restrictions. Cross-breeding is said to only work if your at least the same animal or being class. Otherwise, say, if a Bug and a Bird were to like eachother, they might wanna consider adoption. In fact, Kolwalski once told me-"
  • Tigress: Let's not talk about this stuff because...I think it seems irrelevant.
  • Mantis:...Yeah, perhaps we should ask that some other time. My main thought is that...I hope to hell that this anniversary isn't ruined, because if it is, then I'll have to force myself to date a female mantis, and have her eat my head. After all the trouble we've been through the last few times, we can't afford to-
  • Shifu: (Appears) Everyone, please! We can't debate about how this anniversary will turn out. I can't imagine how Kairi will feel if this one is ruined. But if this one is ruined, there's not much we will be able to do about it. Sometimes, the universe has a fickle sense of judgement, and we just need to accept that...... Uh, where's Po?"
  • Furious Five: "Dining Room. With B.O.B. and Icky."

Dining Room.

  • Po, Icky who later joined up, and B.O.B. stared surprised at the well organised waves of food.
  • B.O.B.: "Whooooooa."
  • Icky: "...... Po? Did we died?"
  • Po: "If so, then this is THE SHANGRA-LA OF FOOOOOD?! IT EVEN PUTS MADAME ZHOU'S COOKING TO SHAME!?"
  • Icky: "Look at this food!"
  • B.O.B.: "Isn't that what we're doing already? Cause how's about-"
  • Po, Icky, and B.O.B.: "LET'S EAT!?"
  • Po, Icky, and B.O.B. were about to pounce on the food, when suddenly!
  • ???: "WAIT MESURES?!"
  • The trio stopped mid-air!
  • A French Dove waiter appeared.
  • Waiter: "I apologies, dear guests, but dinner, she can only be ready when it is le night-time, it's not even lunch yet. Our ship abides to le rules."
  • Icky: "Says who, frenchy?"
  • Waiter: "Le Cruise company who made the rules alchourse. And Le Mon Capitan, and miss Tri-corn. It is after all, her crusie ship she donated to our company."
  • The trio sighed in disappointment.
  • Waiter: "But tell you what. I'll be sure you three are given the finest quicenes as a make up for the interuptions come dinner time. I apologies for any inconveniences, I do not make the rules, I le enforce' em."
  • Icky: Guys, we ain't gonna go anywhere with this. If it'll make you feel better, I saw a food stand over there, I think it's still--(Finds that the stand is gone)...Crap! Well, you guys might have to wait. Hell, you two devoured half of my breakfast like sharks! Lucky I had to make up for it by finding that stand.
  • Po:...Yeah, maybe this isn't such a big deal.
  • B.O.B: Yeah, it's probably another one of those moments when we let our stomachs outweigh our heads....If I had them. So, what'cha wanna do?
  • Icky: I don't know, eat? (They all laugh)
  • Po: Eating, PFFT! (They walk out)

Swimming Pool

  • Trixie: Okay, let's try this again! (Wobbles on the diving board) Whoa! WHOA!
  • Kairi: (Sitting on an inflatable bed in the pool) Don't embarrass yourself this time, Trixie! Just my advice.
  • Trixie: I assure you, that this will be different. The Great and Powerful Trixie will do this one perfe--(Wobbles) WHOA--(Manages to grab onto the board with her mouth)...Whew! (Realizes she can't get up thanks to having no fingers)...Uh, guys? Cud yoo help me out heah?
  • Kairi: See what I mean? You look pretty silly in that pose.
  • Trixie: Oh, hu, hu, hu, vehry funny!
  • Gilda: Relax, Trixie, I'll help you. (Carries her, only to drop her into the pool with a big splash) OOPS, BUTTER-TALONS! (Everyone laughs)
  • Trixie: (Surfaces, and gasps for air while her hair is over her face)...Come closer so that I may kill you, griffin!
  • Kairi: Good one, Gilda! (Chuckles)
  • Trixie: Oh, you think that's funny, too? Well, laugh at THIS! (Pushes the inflatable bed over, and pushes Kairi into the water) HAH!
  • Kairi: (Surfaces, and gasps for air) Trixie!
  • Trixie: That's the GREAT AND POWERFUL Trixie to you!
  • Kairi: More like the WET and Powerful Trixie!
  • Trixie: Oh, yeah? (Splashes Kairi)
  • Kairi: YEAH! (Splashes Trixie back)
  • Trixie: OH, YEAH?!? (Splashes Kairi)
  • Kairi: YEAH! (Splashes Trixie)
  • Lord Shen: Go easy on each other, you two! You know how I get when--(Trixie and Kairi end up splashing each other more)...(Sighs) Misfits these days, I mean, Geez!
  • Spyro: (Basking in the sun) Looks like Kairi's having a good time, huh?
  • Lord Shen: Yeah. Haven't seen her having that much fun since her childhood.
  • Spyro:...Shen? You think this anniversary will be smooth sailing this time?
  • Lord Shen: Beats me, purple one. I know it's something important for the both of you, but we rarely have celebrations thanks to constant villain attacks. These villains just don't have the balls to take a single break. I mean, don't they ever get tired of doing the same old thing?
  • Spyro: Not likely. But I sure hope as heck that this one will be different. I can't imagine how Kairi will feel when this one is ruined. (Sees Kairi continuing the splash fight with Trixie as Gilda pushes Trixie into the water, then Trixie grabs Gilda by the tail, and pulls her in as Kairi laughs)
  • Lord Shen:...Yeah, me neither.

Meanwhile

  • Mon Capitan Le Rat: (He, Squeak, and the other rat pirates are seen sneaking through the deck)
  • Squeak: So...what's the plan again, Capitan?
  • Le Rat: Simple. There's enough of us to raid the captain's control room. All we have to do is knock out the captain, take control of the wheel, and direct the whole damned ship directly North! (Chuckles)
  • Squeak: Uh...aren't we somewhere in the Caribbean? Wouldn't we have to go AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALL the way around South America to get to where we need to go? I mean, it's gonna take a while for us to install the stuff we stole.
  • Le Rat: (Face palms himself) Dear lord! Fine, then we'll have to shut the ship's engine off. We'll have to stay in the middle of the ocean until we install the stuff we stole.
  • Squeak: THAT makes more sense. (The rats agree)
  • Tick-Tock, Tick-Tock!
  • Le Rat: "GAAAH!? Do you hear that?!"
  • Mr. Squeak: "Tick-Tock?"
  • Le Rat: "It's that crazy python again! Ol' Clock Stomich! He's been after me since he almost ate me in south america! I lost a perfectly good old fastion alarm clock too!"
  • Mr. Squeak: "Oh, captain, the chances of Clock Stomich ever being here is a million to one! You might be hearing things."
  • Le Rat: "Your right.... Let's, let's wait for our chance to strike."
  • Unknown to them, a Kaa-Look-a-like was hidding in a life boat, hissing.
  • The Python: "(Latino accent) Yummy.... After long years of waiting and scearhing, senior Rat, looks like I found you. (Tick Tocking is heard), Gah, this stupid clock in my stomich! It got me this stupid nickname as a result! My real name is Andre Honsono, not "Ol' Clock Stomich". Ay ceruma, these rat pirates."
  • The Python hids back in the boat.

Meanwhile...

  • Mr. Dodo: (Looking through binoculars) Hmm...
  • Bill: Anything?
  • Mr. Dodo: Apparently not. The seas seem pretty calm. It appears there is no pirate, mercenary, or villain activity in this area.
  • Tweedle-Dee: So we're safe then?
  • Mr. Dodo: It looks that way, yes. And even if we aren't, this force field would protect it.
  • Kowalski: Indeed. Not only does it protect from hostile attackers, but it apparently has an artificial seasonal system that makes the conditions here feel like it's summer. Without it, we would be freezing since it's winter time.
  • White Rabbit: Wow, with all that, we'd be questioning how Tricorn was able to pay for all this.
  • Skipper: Looks like we chose the right cruise ship to keep this anniversary celebration from being ruined. Nothing can EVER penetrate it without a pass.
  • Private: Yeah, that may be accurate. Unless if someone were to sneak inside the ship before we took off.
  • Rico: What?
  • Private: Well, you have to admit, villains are good at sneaking through stuff sometimes. The ship's shields were down when we entered, and that means people are sure to enter without notice....I'm just saying, it's possible that someone might've been one step ahead of us, and might have hidden somewhere like in the cargo hold before we took off...(Everyone laughs)
  • Skipper: That has to be just the most ridiculous!
  • Kowalski: I mean, you can't possibly imagine the statistical improbability that...
  • Skipper:...That some baddies...are hiding...in the cargo hold.
  • Kowalski: Just waiting...for the moment to attack.
  • Skipper: I mean...the very idea...is...is...
  • Kowalski: It's so...so, so-so, so, so--
  • Skipper: SO TOTALLY OBVIOUS!!! TO THE CARGO HOLD, MEN!! (They slide down to the cargo hold, and end up causing Trixie to lose her balance, and fall back into the pool)
  • Private: Sorry, Trixie! (Goes with the others)
  • Trixie: (Surfaces for air, and Kairi scoffs softly) Oh, shut up!
  • Spyro: What's with those penguins, anyway?
  • Bill: They're heading for the cargo hold. Private brought up that people might've stowed away in there, possibly even some bad guys.
  • Lord Shen: Really? Oh, please! The guards had the place secured when we went on. They're sure to have went through everything when activating the shield that makes this place feel like summer time.
  • Spyro:...I don't know about you, but I think they have a good point. That's the only way someone can enter the ship. I'd better go with them.
  • Sparx: Count me out. I'm too busy getting the tan. (It's revealed that he's sunburned)
  • Spyro: Uh, Sparx? Aren't you a little sunburned?
  • Sparx: What do you mean--(Notices) HOLY F****** S***-BALLS!!
  • Lord Shen: Whoa! I had no idea dragonflies could get sunburns.
  • Sparx: Well...uh...I might need to go inside, now. (Chuckles, and flies off, and crashes into a wall, and his screams are heard in a bird's-eye view of the ship) AAAAAAAAAA-HAA-HAA-HAAAAOOOOOWWWWWW!!!
  • Spyro: You okay over there, Sparx?
  • Sparx:...No! (Flies inside)
  • Cynder: Ouch.
  • Spyro:...Anyway, I'll see you guys later. (Heads for the cargo hold)
  • Lord Shen:...Kairi?
  • Kairi: (Surfaces from the pool) Yes, Uncle Shen?
  • Lord Shen: I think you might wanna get out of the pool, now, just in case some stowaways did make it here. I need to get you somewhere safe.
  • Trixie: Thank Celestia, now I can do my dive without people laughing at me. Especially YOU (Splashes Kairi), Princess!
  • Kairi: Please, stop with the splashing, Trixie.

Cargo Hold

  • Skipper: (The 4 penguins reach the place) Alright, men! Split up! Who knows what kind of outlaws are stowing away here? (They split up, then Spyro appears)
  • Spyro:...Huh...where'd they go? GUYS?!? (Flies around searching)
  • Unbeknowst to them, hidden rat pirate sentries are seen.
  • Sentry #1: "We better warn the boys to hide the ship!"
  • Sentry #2: But we'll never warn them in time! We're basic pirates, and we don't know much about basic technology like walkie-talkies. Plus our hired engineers who're gonna upgrade the ship aren't here.
  • Sentry #1: Then you'll have to distract them long enough for us to get the job done.
  • Sentry #2: Me? Why me?
  • Sentry #1: Because you're younger than me, and you're a shorter rank than me, and because I'll pummel you if you don't!
  • Sentry #2: Uh...why else?
  • Sentry #1: NOW!! (His word echoes)
  • Spyro: (Hears the yelling) What was that? (Flies toward the source)
  • Sentry #1: Ohh, look what you made me do!! Distract them at all costs! I'm out of here! (Leaves as Sentry #2 shivers in fear, and scurries away at the exact moment Spyro appears)
  • Spyro:...What the?...I could've sworn I heard something here. (Sentry #2 is seen running very far away)...I'd better go tell the others. Maybe there is stowaways here. (Flies away)
  • Sentry #2: (Hears this, and gulps) Even with this, there's no way we'll hide our ship!...I guess it's up to me. (Scurries away)

Meanwhile...

  • Kairi: (Comes out from the dressing room in her usual clothes as Lord Shen was waiting for her)
  • Lord Shen: Alright, good. Now let's go find a place where you'll be safe until further notice.
  • Kairi: Uncle Shen, are you always this over-protective of me? I mean, I know villains tend to be unexpected, but is all this really necessary?
  • Lord Shen: Of course it is! I can't risk losing you like I almost did when we were attacked by Anima. I mean, you were able to fend for yourself even while travelling at a hundred miles per hour, but that's not the point!
  • Kairi: Uncle, you can't protect me forever. I have to fend for myself every once in a while. I mean, I have my own Keyblade. I have a few fighting skills, some I learned on my own, and some from Spyro, and I'm 21 years old!
  • Lord Shen: It's not worth the risk, Kairi! I'm sorry, but you have to come with me.
  • Kairi:...(Sighs) Okay, Uncle Shen.
  • Lord Shen: (They leave)

Cargo Hold

  • Sentry #2: (Appears at the ship) Found it! Now how do I get it hidden? Think, where would you less be likely to find something? THINK, THINK, THINK!!!
  • ???: Nothing, yet, Skipper!
  • Skipper: Blast! Looks like we'll have to search harder, men. (Sentry #2 worries)
  • Kowalski: Skipper, I think there's one place we forgot to check. It's just a few crates away, right near the cargo disposal unit. (Sentry #2 gets shocked, knowing that that's where he and the ship were)
  • Skipper: Remember, boys, we don't leave until we've checked every single spot. We're not gonna let anyone ruin this anniversary celebration this year. Let's move!
  • Sentry #2: (Having no choice, he just pushed the ship out through the disposal chute, where it landed in a pile of rotten garbage. Then he scurried away just in time, and the Penguins arrived there)
  • Skipper:...I could've sworn there was somebody here.
  • Kolwalski: "There's absolutely nothing here."
  • Rico: "Nope!"
  • Private: "Skipper, I think we were just being abit overly paraniod."
  • Skipper: "They could've hidden their traces and covered their tracks!"
  • Spyro: "Well, if so, they did a damn good job of it. (Sees the garbage disposeal chute), Maybe, they hid it in a place too sticky for us to look at."
  • Skipper: "Those clever little basturds!"
  • Sentry 2 gasped!
  • Sentry 2: "Crap no!"
  • Skipper: "Rico, gas-mask us!"
  • Rico coughed up gas masks!
  • Sentry 2: "Shit?! Now what?!"
  • Sentry 2 sees sees a crate that reads "Caution: Rabid Animal." Sentry 2 pushes it down, and the crate started to make noise as it crash down and landed just feet away from Spyro and the Penguins!
  • Skipper: "JUMPING GERANAMO?!"
  • Private: "Actselly Skipper, it was a jumping crate."
  • Kolwalski: "A jumping crate that reads "Caution: Rabid ANIMAL"?!"
  • Spyro: "Who brings THAT to a cruise?!"
  • Kolwalski: ""Own by animal collecter Allagator Trapper Mike Stanly."
  • Skipper: "That stupid Crocadile Hunter wanna-be? What a hopeless pretender. All his "wild animals" he encounters are peanut operators! Acters! We got absolutly nothing to worry about."
  • A ROAR WAS HEARD?!
  • The crate breaks open, reveiling a familier Chimera!
  • Tigre: "MAN, I thought we were NEVER get out there!"
  • Saa: "Ow, whoever pushed us down here hurt us badly!"
  • Hornareen: "And are we HUNGRY?!"
  • The trio heads look at Spyro and the Penguins, then proceeded to smack their lips.
  • Skipper: "...... (WHEESES!?)"
  • Spyro: "WHAT ARE YOU THREE DOING HERE?!"
  • Saa sniffles.
  • Saa: "Well, a few months after we lost our man, we got captured by this british jerk in kackis who wanted to use us for a stupid show!"
  • Tigre: "Not to mention the cat food he gave us SUCKS!? We hadn't had REAL food in days!"
  • Hornareen: "Until, now!"
  • Skipper: "Kolwalski, any opitions?"
  • Kolwalski: "Not a damn thing, Skipper."
  • Private: "Skipper.... What do we do now?"
  • The Chimera growled/hiss/baaed in hunger.
  • Spyro: "Uh, Skipper?"
  • Skipper: "Ok, got something. It's a multi-phase plan. Phase 1."

Outside the Cargohold.

  • The Penguins and Spyro burst out of the door!
  • Skipper: "RUN?!" (The Chimera roared as it chased them) BLEND! (They hide in a crowd of people, but the Chimera pushes through them and finds the Penguins running off, chasing them) OBSTACLE! (Jumps over a wet floor which is indicated by a wet floor sign, and the Chimera jumps over it, too) HEIGHTS! (They climb up a wall, and the Chimera does that with it's feline-like claws)
  • Kowalski: WE CAN'T EVADE A CLAWED MYTHOLOGICAL BEAST THIS WAY!!
  • Spyro: Oh, for crying out loud, let me handle this! (Breathes electricity which zaps the Chimera, and then freezes them in ice, and the block of ice falls to the ground, shatters)
  • Saa: HAH! YOU CAN DO BETTER THAN THA--(Spyro freezes them again)
  • Spyro: (He and the Penguins arrive near their block of ice) Well, that's one less chimera to worry about.
  • Kowalski: Let's get it back to it's crate before the ice melts.

Cargo Hold

  • Skipper: (They load Saa, Tigre, and Hornareen into the crate, and lock it up again) Mission accomplished! Up high! (The penguins high-five each other, and Rico ends up slapping Skipper's butt) WHOA, easy there!
  • Rico: Sorry!
  • Spyro: So should we get back to checking that disposal chute?
  • Private: I don't know. It appears it's locked up tight. (They see that the chute is locked up)
  • Skipper: Kowalski? Analysis!
  • Kowalski: (Checks the shut chute, and finds the keypad for it) Well, Skipper, I believe this just got hard. It appears the chute requires a keypad code in order for it to be opened.
  • Rico: Oh, really? (Hacks out some explosives, detonates them on the chute door, and it's not damaged) Huh?
  • Kowalski: Sorry, Rico. It appears the door is made of titanium. Too strong for even explosives to work. Unless we have the access code, it will be all but impossible to get in there and investigate. (Sentry #2 sighs in relief, and flees)
  • Skipper: Then we're gonna have to get the access code ourselves!
  • Spyro: No! We can't ask for something prohibited even if we're heroes. It would be rude. Not to mention that this is Tricorn's ship. She'd have us sued for it. I'm afraid it's hopeless!
  • Skipper: HOOVER DAM! Now how are we gonna know if there's intruders here?
  • Spyro: Well, the best thing we can do is get the entire group prepared. I'm sure Lord Shen is getting Kairi to safety, so we need to get the others ready for an imminent attack. I don't want this anniversary to be ruined again.
  • Skipper: Wise decision. Move out, men! We have to get ready in case something happens. (The Penguins and Spyro leave the cargo hold)
  • Spyro: "Oh, all the same though, we need to make this Mike guy reconcider having a Chimera side-show attraction and convince him to return that thing back to Equestia."
  • Kolwalski: "Duly noted."
  • Private: "Can we also NOT tell Chi-Fu about this? He's still trumatised about being coming a love buddy to the creature."
  • Skipper: "Wisest thing you ever said, Private."
  • The Sentry was looking on, chuckling evily.
  • Sentry 2: "I did it! I kept them from discovering us! But now.... I have a new problem..... Getiing the ship out of the garbage....... I'm such a dumbass."

Dining Hall.

  • Po: "Oh, it's almost time for their diner!"
  • Icky: "And I heard it's a thanksgiving speical occation! And it's first ever turkey free feast in light of that When Turkeys Revolt mess. Having Turkey dinners is becoming almost rare now in DR."
  • A Ship Instructer appeared.
  • Ship Instructer: "Ladies and gentlemen, I give you, the ship's captain."
  • A bright light was lit, and it reveiled.......... A Hermit Crab.
  • Icky scoffs!
  • Icky: "A hermit crab? (Laughs?!) Holy shit tacos, that's HILARIOUS?! Our captain, is a HERMIT CRAP?!"
  • Ship Instructer: "..... That's her pet."
  • A silluetted foot landed near the Hermit crab, which climbed to reveil a Water-Theme Dragon.
  • Sparx: "So, b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-Big!"
  • Ship Instructer: "Preventing, Captain Cyclona!"
  • Icky: "...............Oops."
  • Captain Cyclona: "..... Welcome to the S.S. Tri-Corn. Now, this ship, may be paid for by Tri-corn and owned by her by land, but by sea, it's my ship. On MY ship, every guest, reguardless of who they are, celebery or not, abide, to my rules. For starters, no running, no impolite eating habits, no acts of stupidity, no being naked, (sees Icky), THAT INCLUDES YOU, UGLY?!"
  • Brutal Ox sailors pounced Icky!
  • Icky: "YOW?! HELP, I'M BEING MARUADED HERE?!"
  • Captain Cyclona: "But most impourent of all, I have two very impourent rules..... No Pirates, and espeically, NO, RATS!? If any one of you is a rat, a pirate, or even a pirate rat combo, turn yourself in, NOW?!"
  • Silence.
  • Captain Cyclona: "..... Any Questions?"
  • Po: "...... I, got one?"
  • Cyclona looks at Po angerly.
  • Po: "Uh....... Can we eat now?"
  • Captain Cyclona: "....... I believe I'm just about done here. Dinner, may begin. Waiters, at the ready!"
  • Icky is seen in a classy outfit!
  • Icky: "Gees lady, you act like you served the Dragon Realms Navy once!"
  • Captain Cyclona: "(Laughs), As a matter of fact...."
  • Clyclona shows off her navy medals.
  • Captain Cyclona: "Former comandress of the Dragon Realms Navy. Tri-Corn and I are navy mates."
  • B.O.B.: "Cool!"
  • Icky: "Oh, boy. This is gonna be an interesting one."
  • Viper: "Ok, why did a navial officer desided to retire to become a crusie captain?"
  • Captain Cyclona: "Well, I didn't wanted my sea edevers to end with the navy. I joined this more, peaceful ship runs to show sofisicated snobs a time for them to remember for only a certain amount of days. But do I miss the days of my navy youth. Espeically when we fought navial Grox forces in the waters of Dragon Realms Japan. But man, was it a mess. I think I managed it perfectly fine."
  • A series of Waiters opened wine bottles.
  • This caused Cyclona to panic and flinch! To her, the popping of bottles, sounded like ship canons on navial ships being fired!
  • Mantis: "Uh, are you, ok?"
  • Cyclona didn't responded. She was sweating and hyperventalating. She started to hallusinate about a particular battle over seas.
  • Tigress punched her out of it!
  • Tigress: "Snap out of it!"
  • Captain Cyclona: "OW! Your luckly i'm woman enough to embrace a good punch!"
  • Cynder: "Captain Cyclona, do you have...... PTSD?"
  • Captain Cyclona: "Are you kidding? No! I am not one of THOSE weaklings who get mentally ill from fighting a war. Now, I must attend to the festtivityes."
  • Captain Cyclona left.
  • Icky: "...... Anyone wanna bet she has Posttraumatic Stress Disorder, war style?"
  • Shifu: "It's a bet everyone can win. But for the time being, it's not a great concern. I believe she can still be a compident captain as long as nothing reminds her of her scars, of which she's bluntly denying."
  • Icky: "Your right. We ain't here to worry. We're here to have a good time!"
  • Po: Well, as long as I get to eat, then it's okay with me!
  • Captain Cyclona: HEY! I thought I told you no bad eating habits!
  • Po: HOW DID YOU KNOW ABOUT THAT?!?
  • Captain Cyclona: Do you think I come from your basic mythological land with no technology? You think I don't know what TV is? You think I don't know about your reputation of being a nasty eater? You think I can trust you with all this food?
  • Po: Well...I, uh...I--
  • Captain Cyclona: Rules are rules, panda! Get out of this room, now!
  • Po: HEY, YOU CAN'T DO THAT!!
  • Captain Cyclona: I'm the captain, fatass! And I made it clear that I own this boat. I don't want your disgusting banquet-ruining carnivorous stomach ruining this dinner. Now unless you wanna be kicked off of this ship, you're gonna do what I say, AND GET OUT OF THE DAMN ROOM!!!
  • Po:...(Sighs, and leaves)...Can't I at least--
  • Captain Cyclona: (Loudly) NOW!! (Po screams, and leaves) Who does that panda think he is for questioning my authority? I--(Everyone looks at her shocked)...What?
  • Icky:...What was THAT?!?
  • Cynder: With all do respect, Captain, that was rude!
  • Captain Cyclona: It had to be done! He could've ruined this dinner in the blink of an eye.
  • Crane: Okay, I may not know much, but I do know that Po would be on his best behavior when eating in front of superiors. But you just made it hard for him by kicking him out of this party, and not being fair to him.
  • SpongeBob: I'd never treat any of MY friends like that. Surely, you would know that with power comes responsibility since you served well in the Navy.
  • Captain Cyclona: Oh, I see you wish to join him, too, huh?
  • Squidward:...WE DON'T LIKE YOUR TONE! (Cyclona roars at him) AAHHH!!! (Hides under the table)
  • Captain Cyclona: Listen, all of you! As long as you ride on my boat, you'll abide by my rules! If not, then you can just be sent to the brig until we return where you got on!
  • Viper: What is wrong with you, Captain? You're acting EXACTLY like Tricorn!
  • Mantis: Yeah, well they were both Navy partners, what did you expect?
  • Captain Cyclona: I want no excuses! Not one more word, or it's the brig!
  • Sparx:...Okay, I declare this sucking!
  • Shrek: Yeah, let's just order food at those restaurant stalls a few steps away.
  • Gloria: That's a plan! (Everyone gets up and leaves)
  • Captain Cyclona: Wha--where do you think you're all going?!?
  • Banzai: If our panda friend can't eat here, then nobody can! (Ed laughs crazily)
  • Captain Cyclona:...ALRIGHT, FINE! I'll let the panda stay.
  • Po: Really?
  • Captain Cyclona: For the sake of this party not being wasted, then I shall accept your nasty habits. Just don't eat more than you can digest. Others need it, too.
  • Po: WOO-HOO!!! (The people then return to their seats)
  • Sparx: See, now was that so hard? Maybe next time, you can show a lot more respect for our hungry friend. (Cyclona growls at him) YIPE!! (The people start to fill their plates)
  • Captain Cyclona:...(Sighs) If you all will excuse me, I need some fresh air. (Leaves the dining room)
  • Cynder:...Guys, if you can, can you save me some food? I think I need to have a talk with the captain.
  • Sparx: Take all the time you need, babe.
  • Cynder: Sparx, watch what you say. (Leaves)

Captain's Control Room

  • Captain Cyclona: (Arrives, and sits in a chair, and has some short flashbacks, and sighs)...Tricorn, if only I were there for you when we visited Equestria on that business trip, then you wouldn't be as mean as you are today.
  • ???: Captain? (Cynder arrives)
  • Captain Cyclona: Why are you here? Aren't you hungry?
  • Cynder: My friends will be saving me my food. I came to see you after your outburst a few minutes ago. You wanna talk about it?
  • Captain Cyclona: Another time.
  • Cynder: Are you sure? I think my friends need to know why you are very strict with this ship. Was it something that happened during the Navy?
  • Captain Cyclona:...(Sighs) Okay, I'll tell you. But only because you were so nice. You see, me and Tricorn weren't just navy partners, but we were friends for as long as we can remember. Plus, I think it's fair that you know why I no longer work for the Navy. It's because I blamed myself for the incident where Tricorn was attacked by that snake.
  • Cynder: You were there?
  • Captain Cyclona: Indeed. You see, Tricorn had just retired from the Navy after gaining the chance to become a Senator. She's wanted that dream since she was a hatchling. If it wasn't for that snake attack, she would've been a better Senator than she is now. It all started when we reached our next Navy ranks...

Flashback

  • (Captain Cyclona): I had just earned the rank of Senior Chief Petty Officer, and Tricorn had earned a chance to retire from the Navy to move onto her dream of being a Senator. Back then, Tricorn was a nice dragon with vision, determination, pride, and manners. I also enjoyed my job as a Navy Officer. I was even there when the Dragon Realms was reformed with the help of UUniversal settlers and pioneers, and turned into a society which you might be familiar with in other worlds. Because I had fought so valiantly in the battle against Malefor, they appointed me a member of the new Dragon Realms Navy. As years passed, I was among the best of the best. And Tricorn was on my side all the way. But when Tricorn earned her retirement, and won the last Senatorial election, I was told to go there with a squadron to watch over her during a business trip to Equestria right after Kevin opened up his business.
  • (Cynder): You were in charge of guarding her?
  • (Captain Cyclona): Yes. And things went well for me. I was sure that my friend would be the best Senator in the Dragon Realms. But then, Tricorn offered me some break time from guarding her since I needed it. We had lunch at a nearby restaurant while Tricorn was busy on a solitary walk around the outskirts of the Everfree Forest. But just as I was ready to get back to work, it happened. Tricorn had been attacked by that snake during her walk, and part of her body was poisoned. Celestia explained everything to me, and though she forgave me for it, I blamed myself for what happened to her since I was not on guard duty like I was supposed to. At first, I thought things wouldn't change since she still had her lifelong dream, and had her body repaired. But once I saw her again, I realized that something had changed inside her. She not only had a hatred for monsters, but all of her good qualities were swept away like it was dirt. What was once a nice and forgiving Tricorn, is now filled with hatred, strict, and impatience. That attack had left part of her brain damaged, including a quarter of her amygdala. The artificial-brain devices didn't do much even though it gave her perfect emotions. With me feeling responsible and convinced that I didn't deserve the rank I tried so desperately to gain, I lost all hope...

Present

  • Captain Cyclona:...So I legally retired from the Navy, and got a job as the Captain of Tricorn's ship. The rest, you know.
  • Cynder:...Captain, I had no idea you felt responsible for that incident.
  • Captain Cyclona: Not just that, but since I started getting nightmares about how Tricorn was killed by war, I developed a fear of upcoming wars. I command this ship with the upmost confidence and authority to keep this ship safe for Tricorn since she is still my friend, and I believed that the only way to do that is to ensure that people follow the ship's standards. Every painful thing she did in the past haunted me every day.
  • Cynder: (Sighs) Captain, I know how you feel. I know what it's like to feel guilty for the things you've done. If you know me, then you know that I wasn't always a nice dragon. As a corrupted pawn for two forces of evil, I've done some things I'm not proud of. I was responsible for the disappearance of Atlantis. I was responsible for the death of King Triton's daughter, Queen Athena. I've even said things that I regret even today. I have people in my life that I cherish as much as you do with Tricorn. But even so, I was able to correct those mistakes. I helped bring Atlantis back when I thought for sure that I wouldn't succeed, mainly because it was my first mission as a member of the Shell Lodge. And I found out that since I had Queen Athena killed, her husband had outlawed music in Atlantica. I wanted to make up for it, but someone used my personal guilt against me, and I was nearly a failure. If it wasn't for Spyro, Atlantica would've been ruined forever. If there's one thing I know in life, it's that the past is in the past, and what really matters is what you choose to be. It's like a basic motto for us. You can't blame yourself for what happened in the past as long as you can make up for it instead of just taking your pain out on Po and my friends.
  • Cyclona: "Well, at least you can say a mutant snake warlock made you do those things. I have no excuse for the awful things Tri-Corn is doing now. I heard on how she wanted to kill that blob friend of yours cause of a screw-up from that penguin genius, and that mess with the Pteradactal. She attacked that cute shy pony for defending that psyco Pred Judu Des, though in all fairness, that maniac did alot of shit. But I am not ignoring why she defended him. But what almost made me wanted to end it all.... Was when she went though trouble that almost kill her, to get back at Kevin, who wasn't even respondsable for that snake thing. He was almost killed by that smug trashcan, thanks to that villain leage voodoo fanactic and three vengeful victims of her! Tri-Corn, is hurting people, because I couldn't keep her safe from that snake, and her bad sense of curiosity. Tri-Corn always did had a bad knack to get herslef in trouble cause of her hatchling sense of curiosity. I couldn't even trust her to hold a gun with the safety on with her somehow hurting herself or someone unluckly enough. Believe me if I could, I do sometime to that darn machincal brain to bring back the Tri-Corn I knew, and get rid of...."
  • Cynder: "Glicth-Corn."
  • Cyclona: "Glitch-Corn?"
  • Cynder: "It's a name we dubbed Tri-Corn's more.... Negitive tendingcies. Considering that Tri-Corn actselly acted, nice, we know her attatude was a result of the prototype brain from Alister being, well, exspearimental. Alister did promised a better model, espeically that by now, repairs on Cyber-Jurrassic Park has been virtually completed. He considers it a top priority. He feels awful that Tri-Corn is acting like this too. He gave her that prototype brain that he knew would have issues, and he promises that once a superior model is made, the prototype will back collecting dust with his other prototypes to never harm anyone again."
  • Cyclona: "..... I appresiate the pity, but you should return to your friends miss. I been having, black outs lately every time I witness, visions, and, I find myself waking up in the middle of breaking parts of the ship, or, even hurting a crew member here. Alot of those smug ship doctors keep suggesting I have a posttrumatic stress disorder, but I don't feel like I'm a nutcase!"
  • Cynder: "People with that illness don't tend to have obvious signs that they're unwell. PTSD is one of those, more complincated cases. You might wanna consider being careful when you get around nosiy areas."
  • Cyclona: "Well, might as well. The board of the crusie company are considering to retire me soon and make me hang up my sea vest for good. Appearently, those ship doctors are creditable to them...... And maybe also, alot of concerned notices from injured crew members.... I tried to be strict to discourage guests from getting to close. I don't, wanna black out, and end up waking to find a scared guest screaming bloody murder, or something worse. I didn't yet killed anyone, and I want to stay that! So, I must ask again you return to your friends, so the only causalty of my next black out is the contents of my office."
  • Cynder: "Don't worry. I know well enough not to ignor any warnings of the like." (Leaves.)
  • Cyclona sighed.
  • Cyclona: "I am not sure which is right anymore."
  • ???: Hello, Mon Capitan! (Cyclona looks behind her)
  • Cyclona: WHAT THE FREAK?!? How did you--NO, GET AWAY!! I WARN YOU, I--(The shadows of the rat pirates swarming all over her is seen on the wall) HELP, HELP--(Suddenly, she gets muffled)...

Chapter 2: A Cruise Gets Shanghaied

Dinner room.

  • Po: "Oh yeah! This stuff is awsome!"
  • Icky: "Totes to the most to that!"
  • Unknown to them, Rat Pirates were hiding under dinner tables, service carts, even on the chandiler.
  • Spongebob: "Cheers, to a promising vacation."
  • Lougers: "Cheers."
  • The Pirate Rats snicker, waiting for the offitcal call of the captain.

Ship Halls

  • Kairi: (She and Lord Shen walk down stairs) Uncle Shen, where exactly are we going?
  • Lord Shen: "Some place speical."
  • Kairi: "Speical? (Sighs), is it part of your over-protactice nature again."
  • Lord Shen: "Well, that, and something more. I wanted you to see something beautiful."
  • Kairi: "Beautiful?"
  • Lord Shen takes her outside.
  • Shen shows her the beautiful night sky.
  • Kairi gasped in amazement.
  • Lord Shen: "It's hard to see something like this in a city, espeically modern ones. I brought you here, to present a gift for you, I once had from, my parents."
  • Lord Shen brought out a rubied gem in shape of a flower.
  • Kairi gasped.
  • Lord Shen: "It's my Brother-Sister anniversery gift for you, Kairi. The jeweled flower of Zhenzi of the Wei empire from the three kingdom era. It was my mother's gift from her mother, from her mother, from..... A gender confused uncle, from his mother, and, well the list goes on. I'm giving it to you, like I did to the Yin-Yang Medaillian."
  • Kairi: "Thank you.... Wait.... Are you sure this thing isn't cursed?"
  • Lord Shen: "My family would've noticed it by now."
  • Kairi: "No vengeful spirits?"
  • Lord Shen: "Nope."
  • Kairi: "Spy bugs?"
  • Lord Shen: "X-rayed it many times."
  • Kairi: "A secret group of jewel-lusting marauders who want the thing badly that they'll kill for it?"
  • Lord Shen: "The Lougers beaten them 5 weeks before."
  • Kairi: "What about a Warlock who wanted it for a dark and treacherious plan?"
  • Lord Shen: "10 weeks prior, stopped."
  • Kairi: "A fanactic jewel collector?"
  • Lord Shen: "Beaten at least ten of the like."
  • Kairi: "....... Junjie?"
  • Lord Shen: "A week after the Jewel lusting Maruaders."
  • Kairi: "Mr. Krabs going crazy with greed?"
  • Lord Shen: "Nipped it in the bud before we got here."

Meanwhile.

  • Mr. Krabs is seen in bed with a bag of gold.
  • Mr. Krabs: "So, you had absuive parents before you met Shen, eh?"

Back to Shen and Kairi.

  • Shen: "..... (Shudders), I rather not go into details what he intents to do."
  • Kairi: "........ Your even sure it's a real thing, and not a ten thoundson year old dark wizard that seeks out a bride and I might end up being such?"
  • Lord Shen: "Kairi, my mother and alot of the female Peacocks before her were a thing of peacock beauty, he would've gone after them first. The Uncle if female.... Or gay."
  • Kairi: "...... Thank you."
  • Lord Shen: "I taught you well about being cautious Kairi."
  • Kairi: "Well, I wouldn't normally be like that, but, I been thinking lately and, I discover a terrorable pattern when we go on vacations. Everytime we have fun, espeically when I'm a around, something bad always happens. In fact, I'm worried we may be at the point of the plot where sometime bad would happen now and-"
  • Intercom: "HO-HO-HO!? ATTEN-SE-ION, MOAN-A-MES?!"
  • Lord Shen: "...... Weird.... I thought we had a dragoness named Cyclona."
  • Intercom: "Now, we have, le good news, and le bad. Le Good News, we're gonna spin things up abit and bring something new to le table, and make maximum fun! HO-HO-HO-HO! It's garron-ted, to be a blast! Le Bad news.......... (Sinisterly), It won't be fun to you, you le stupid rat haters?! THIS SHIP, IS ABOUT BE SHANG-HAIED IN, LE 3, LE 2, LE 1?! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW?!"
  • Battle cries are heard as well as screams and shattering!
  • Lord Shen: "Oh please tell me it's just another of Icky's stupid childish pranks! I recinised his bad french accent a mile away."
  • Kairi: "One problem Shen....."
  • Lord Shen: "What?"
  • Kairi: "Icky's over, THERE?!"
  • Icky is screaming as ten rat pirates are punching him!
  • Icky: "TINY PUNCHES?! SUCH TINY PUNCHES?!"
  • Kairi: How did rat pirates get on the ship?
  • ???: GUYS! (The Penguins and Spyro appear)
  • Spyro: I think we may have a problem. We have to get the Lodge ready for- (They suddenly notice Icky getting beat up by the rats)...What?
  • Private: Icky's being beaten up by rats?
  • Skipper: I should've known this would be the work of the Rat King!
  • Kowalski: I don't think these rats come from our world, Skipper. I believe we're facing different foes.
  • Lord Shen: Guys, I think you were a little late to warn us. Some rats have hijacked the ship, somehow getting through the field.
  • Skipper: Shitake Mushrooms! That must've been what was inside the disposal unit. A rat pirate ship! Those lousy rats must've let that Chimera go to distract us.
  • Lord Shen: You think? Wait, there was a Chimera here?
  • Spyro: No time to explain! Anyway, I got this one! I'll burn them until they're nothing but ash.
  • Kairi: No! You might burn part of the ship! We'll have to take them head-on!
  • Lord Shen: Oh no YOU don't! You're coming with me to a safer place until- (The rats pile onto all of them)
  • Pirate Rat #1: GOTCHA!!
  • Skipper: Way to go protecting Kairi, you silly goose!
  • Lord Shen: GOOSE?!? WHY I OUGHTTA--
  • Pirate Rat #2: SHUT YOUR TRAPPER BEFORE WE GO BUBONIC PLAGUE ON YA'! Let's take the pretty princess to the captain. And remember what the captain said about not harming her!
  • Kairi: See, Shen? Even pirates wouldn't harm me.
  • Pirate Rat #3: Oh, he's full of surprises, toots! (Chuckles, and they drag the heroes off)

Dining room.

  • Melman: WHAT'S HAPPENING?!? (Rats have spread throughout the deck, destroying property, bullying people, and piling up on the Shell Lodgers)
  • Shrek: HOW DID A BUNCH OF FILTHY RATS GET ON THIS SHIP, ISN'T IT SHIELDED?!?
  • Pirate Rat #4: We stowed away in the cargo hold when it was at the dock! This ship will be of grand use to us for our plans for this unforgiving world!
  • Pirate Rat #5: ARRRGGHHH!!
  • Donkey: What you talkin' 'bout, rat-boy?
  • Pirate Rat #4: You can't make us spill anythang! We've got you all restrained. And the captain will be sure to take good care of you and your precious princess!
  • SpongeBob: DON'T HURT HER!!
  • Pirate Rat #6: Oh, we won't hurt her... For now when it's not nessersary! (Chuckles) Take them to the Captain! (They all drag the restrained Lodgers with them)

Cargo Hold.

  • The Pirate Ship was being cleaned.
  • Le Rat appeared.
  • Le Rat: "Why is the le ship being cleaned, and, UGH?! What is that awful but strangely inviting smell?"
  • Mr. Squeak: "Well, a report told me that the sentry was forced to hide our ship into the garbage disposal to prevent the lougers discovering us too soon. We had to clean off the smell as a result."
  • Le Rat: "Well, now that we have a greater ship, this thing's but a token of history now! When am I due in meeting those blasted baffons?"
  • Mr. Squeak: "Captain's Qourters sir."
  • Le Rat: "Good. I'll be back soon enough. Meantime, I entrust you to keep an eye on our new secret weapon Squeak. Make sure NOTHING, happens to it! Not even a cockerouch is allowed anywhere near it! Is that clear?"
  • Squeak saluted.
  • Le Rat left chuckling evily.

Captain's Office.

  • All of the Lougers are tossed to the floor in chains.
  • Tigress: "What kind of demented crusie game is this?"
  • Viper: "I don't think this is part of the brosure."
  • Squidward: "I certainly don't remember PIRATE RAT ATTACKS AS PART OF A CRUSIE IN GENERAL!?"
  • Icky: "So many tiny punches.... Small, painful punches."
  • Skipper: "Ok, who's the wise guy that interupts a louger vacation?"
  • Rat Pirate: "Yer about to meet him."

Chapter 3: Meeting Mon Capitan Le Rat

This song plays as Le Rat enters the scene!

Sonic the Hedgehog and The Nuttiest Nutcracker Part 2-0

Sonic the Hedgehog and The Nuttiest Nutcracker Part 2-0


  • Skipper: "Ok..... This is offically this series' second weirdest villain song. Right behind Slim's weird, yodaling."
  • Le Rat: "LE SILENCE?!"
  • Shifu: "What odasity do you have to directly attack the louge while on vacation and what in your deludion do you hope to accoplish?"
  • Le Rat: "You see, we didn't attacked you guys, just for you guys! I mean, honestly, don't flatter yourselves, misfit heroes are not THAT original! It's been done to the le death! I did it, to spite, LE HIGH COUNCIL?! LE PATOOTIE!? I SPIT IN THEIR NAME?! I SPIT IN YOUR FACES!?"
  • Le Rat started to spit repeatingly at the Louger's faces, even at Kairi's!
  • Icky: "Hey, gees!? What's your beef, buddy!?"
  • Le Rat: "My Le Beef? MY LE BEEF?! Le High Council, refused to help rats?! I am merely being the justice, denied to us! I'll make all le rat haters bow to, MON CAPITAN, LE RAT?!"
  • Po: "Now wait a minute, you little Captain Hook rip-off personafived as a rat, that's alittle uncalled for-"
  • Le Rat: "I demand you not to speak, your le terrorable hygene, offends me!"
  • Po: "Hey?!"
  • Spyro: "What beef concerning the rat spieces could you possability be mad about?"
  • Le Rat: "None of your le business! Besides, it's not like you would actselly care?! None of your filthy, germaphobes would le understand us! What happened in europe those ages ago was mainly YOUR FAULT for bad hygene practices?! I am a hero to all rats that stands up to the stupidity of non-rats and their cruelty?! ESPEICALLY THAT HELL ON EARTH WORLD?!"
  • The Pirate Rats look scared.
  • Le Rat: ".............. Alberta."
  • The Pirate Rats coiled in fear!
  • Icky: "...... Alberta? Why would a Rat have an issue with a part of Canada?"
  • Le Rat: "....... Don't act like you don't know, le stupid?! What is le one thing, Alberta is famous for?!"
  • B.O.B.: "Oh! Hockey? Waffles? Maple Serup? Mooses? Canadaian Gooses?! NIGRA FALLS?!"
  • Le Rat: "LE WRONG?! It's, THIS!?"
  • Le Rat shows an anti rat poster from Alberta!
  • Pirate Rats coiled in more fear!
  • One of the rats puked!
  • Icky: "Oh yeah, that anti-rat stuff they have going there. Ya know, we once helped stopped a rebelion caused by Ratigan and Faggy eyes there once. Those mounties did most of the work."
  • Spyro: "...... Why are you so determined to get vengence on Alberta? Because Rats are not appresiated there?"
  • Shrek: "FYI, no country or world in the universe has an appresiation for rats.... Except the chinese for having certain years dedicated to you guys. Alberta just happens to be particularity nasty about it. So why make it suffer for it?"
  • Donkey: "Well, you tecnecally answered your own question Shrek about Alberta being espeically bad to rats, man."
  • Gilda: "So, this guy's just an extreme rights' activist?"
  • Le Rat: "MORE THEN JUST THAT?! I, AM A LIBERATOR AND A HERO TO RATS?! I fight, against, le tyranny of you stupid giants?! You poison us, kill us, humiliate us as pets or even food for pets, you used us for disgusting research, you redused us to live in your disgusting sew-ERS!? It's not fair for rats to suffer like this?! And the High Council, oh, I hate them?! THEY'RE SUPPOSE TO BENIFIT ALL, BUT DO NOTHING FOR RATS?! IO HATE THOSE SELFISH HYPOCRITES?! And, I hate you guys as a subiquint!?"
  • Cynder: "Ok, why don't we calm down and explain why your like this? Let's talk about this and all this will end peacefully!"
  • Le Rat: "I TRIED TALKING?! IT, DID, NOTHING?! Now, I, Le Rat, will bring terrorable vengence, to Alberta!?"
  • Dr. Cockarouch: "And how are you planning that by stealing a crusie ship? We're in the middle of the ocean and Alberta is protacted by miles of land. If you hope to stop Alberta's extreme anti rat advances, your not going a good job at it."
  • Le Rat: What, you don't think I have no reason for jacking this le ship?
  • Icky: Okay, just saying 'le' in front of everything isn't perfect French. 'Le' means 'the'! If you say that sentence, you're saying 'I have no reason for jacking this 'the' ship'. For a French Captain Hook ripoff, you sure have a clueless idea of how to speak French.
  • Le Rat: Okay, look, I just don't have a good French understanding. I have this accent because I was raised in France, yet the only language I learned was English. My parents were both from America, and they couldn't get the hang of teaching me proper French! (Sighs) Sacre bleu, you are very aggravating!
  • Icky: Hey, I was just pointing something out, drama queen!
  • Le Rat: Anyway, I brought something to fix the problem. I stole me some machines from the Villain League to make this boat fly, and I have me the best engineers to help me install them.
  • Alex: You stole Villain League technology?!?
  • Sparx: Oooooh, you're in MORE trouble now. Do you have ANY idea what the penalty is for doing something like that?
  • Le Rat: We're pirates! It's what we do. Besides, this ship will have a few other upgrades as well. I even brought some of those laser cannons of theirs. And with this ship's shield, nothing will stop us from taking over Alberta, crushing the rat-control program, and allowing us rats to finally live wherever the hell we please!
  • Kairi: You do realize that you're hijacking a cruise ship that belongs to a Senator with great power. When she finds out, she won't be very happy.
  • Le Rat: And what's she gonna do about it, huh? Nobody has ever been able to stop us before. I've got over a hundred rats from all over the UUniverses by my side. Together, we've plowed through even the likes of your precious captain! (They see Cyclona tied up and gagged) You should see what my crew does when they mean business. You've only seen HALF of what they can do. When they get out le big guns, they'll go biological warfare on you. Nobody lives to stop me after that. They get too sick to live and finish the job. I know in the back of my hand that you're no different. You're not to interfere with my plans, or I shall not hesitate to have me crew go rat-slime on you! TAKE THEM TO LE BRIG!!
  • SpongeBob: You won't get away with this, captain!
  • Le Rat: Oh, won't I? We shall see soon enough, you big glob of mold.
  • SpongeBob: I'm not mold, I'm a sponge! There's a cellular difference! A CELLULAR DIFFERENCE!!
  • Le Rat: SILENCE! Take them away! (The rats do that) Now, as for le guests of le ship, put them to work in adding the modications! I don't care if they're not even good with teckonowagey, just le do it!?"
  • Rat Pirates: "SIR!?"

Chapter 4: Everyone Gets A Sinking Feeling

Brig.

  • The Lougers are tossed right in, along with Kairi and Cyclona!
  • Rat Pirates laughed as they walk off.
  • Skipper: "Well....... So, anyone has any idea with what we're dealing with?"
  • Kolwalski: "Sadly, we left our equitment at the temple, so this guy's realitively new."
  • Icky: "So all we know is that he's a fake french guy named Mon Capitan Le Rat who hates Alberta. Well, shit tacos. We're basicly screwed now. Who to thunk it that the Shell Louge Squad, gets taken down, not by the villain leage, nor the scourge empire, NOR even Team Nefarious, but these extremest fighters for rat rights!"
  • Lord Shen: "...... I never thought it would end like this. Our legacy, shot down by rats with a currently unclear vendatta against the abuse rats go through."
  • Po: "And they took all the food!?"
  • Mr. Krabs: "AND THE MONEY!?"
  • Boss Wolf: "And I think that guy probuly plans to force people into instailling those leage tec stuff."
  • Alex: "NONE OF THIS WOULD'VE HAPPENED IF THESE PEOPLE THROUGHLY INVESTIGATE CARGO HOLDS?! TOO MANY TIMES DOES THAT SORT'VE THING HAPPEN!?"
  • Spyro: "Spongebob, what can we do now?"
  • Silence.....
  • Spyro: "Spongebob?"
  • Spongebob: "..................... There's nothing we can do. Le Rat would hurt people if we tried anything. He might hurt Kairi if we so much even tried to escape the ship. Let's face it. For once.... We're done as heroes..... If we can even beat a bunch of rats lead by a improper french speaking Captain Hook dressed rat, then we're no longer capable to handle any of our pass enemies."
  • Most of the other lougers began to become hopeless and sighed, giving up.
  • Mantis: "Well, if the happy-go-lucky leader turns emo, ya know for sure it's hopeless."
  • Icky: "And yet another fucked vacation. We should've taken a train."
  • Lord Shen: "This is the biggest boat based tragity since the Titanic."
  • Missing Link: "Too bad this cell doesn't have bunk beds."
  • Spyro: "Guys, we can't just, give up!"
  • Cynder: "Spyro, it's too dangerious to go against a villain, even a little creep like Le Rat, who became very powerful from a victory he contained. Too many people became his hostages, of which he would harm if he do anything stupid or risky. It's, better not to worsen things for them."
  • Spyro: "But, guys, we can't let those rats do whatever it is they intent on doing with the VA tec! We-"
  • Kairi: "Spyro, just, stop it. There's nothing neither of us can do. We have lost, badly. We should be lucky Le Rat doesn't like to be a sore winner and kill us off.... For now anyway. There's nothing we can do."
  • Spyro: "Kairi, not you too!"
  • Skipper: "Give it a rest already kid! We're P.O.W.'s now. They don't tend to get slaps on the wreist for defience. It ain't plesent."
  • Shifu: "Spyro, this rat already has great dis-satisfaction with us already due to an unclear reason for his hatred for the High Council. It would be unwise to worsen it."
  • Po: "......... For once...... I'm not for standing up against things like this neither."
  • Spyro said nothing, and simply laid down in defeat.
  • Sparx: "Hey come on guys, I'm sure the High Council could at least help us out."
  • Lord Shen: "Get real, Sparx! The High Council wouldn't dare risk the lives of millions on this boat launghing an assult on this ship. They have no idea what this rodent is capable of."
  • Boss Wolf: "We're done for."
  • ???: I must disagree. (Master Oogway and Mufasa's ghosts appear)
  • Shifu: Master?
  • Icky: Oh, Christ, let me guess, he's gonna be like 'you must believe' again, right?
  • Mufasa: We come to your aid for a reason, you know. Haven't you forgotten that a real warrior never quits?
  • Iago: Well, if you two have a way for us to fix this without getting infected or end up having hostages killed, then we're all ears.
  • Oogway: You let odds get the best of you. That has never stopped me when I was still alive. The only way to truly fail is to give up. Heroes find a way through thick and thin, and you heroes have done that without problem for years.
  • Shifu: But Master, the pirates have all the people on this ship hostage, and they can easily kill us if given the chance.
  • Kowalski: I can imagine that they've accessed the security cameras on this ship, too. The alarm could be raised when we least expect it. I'm afraid the odds are--
  • Mufasa: Forget about odds. Odds haven't stopped you before, and now you forget who you all are by giving up. Remember who you are.
  • Cynder: We have no choice. There's nothing we can do about it.
  • Oogway: No! You just need to--
  • Icky: Believe, yeah, we get it! If we just promise to think of a way to get out of this crap, will you STOP BOTHERING US?!? (Gilda smacks him) OW! What did you do that for?!?
  • Oogway: It is quite alright. Pretty basic, never give up, and find a way. Bye! (Quickly disappears in magical peach tree leaves, and Mufasa disappears as well)
  • Shifu:...Guys, I think Spyro's right. We can't just sit here and give up like we're not who we are.
  • Spyro: See? All we had to do was think.
  • Kairi:...Okay, I'm in.
  • Francis: Heir-heir!
  • Skipper: Kowalski, give me options!
  • Kowalski: Well, with the odds of us winning, we're gonna have to do it the best of our ability. And we've only got one shot at this.
  • ???: YOU KNOW WE CAN HEAR YOU IN THERE, RIGHT?!? (The voice was from the rat guards)
  • Skipper:...F***!
  • The Pirate Rats appeared.
  • Pirate Rat 1: "We're gonna have to incrise security on this lot."
  • Pirate 2: "Nothing will stop, Mon Capitan Le Rat!"

Chapter 5: Things Get Downhill Fast

Later...

  • Le Rat: (Guests are seen being forced to turn the ship into a airship) WORK LE FASTER, YOU PEONS!! LE RAT IS NOT A PATIENT LE RAT?! I SOON PLAN TO REACH ALBERTA SOON, AND I GOT LE SCHEDULE TO KEEP!!
  • Squeak: Captain, didn't you say you had a few engineers to do this conversion stuff?
  • Le Rat: Of course I did, Squeak! And they still are. These guests are just helping rearrange a few parts. They'll help get rid of the basic cruise parts, and replace it with pirate stuff. Though, I asked them to leave out half of them. We could make good use with the artificial seasonal system, the pool, the spa, the hot tub, and even the restaurant stalls. We rats won't have to deal with eating rotten garbage any longer. For once, we can eat something FRESH! Something like French fries with cheese sauce! GOD, I love cheese.
  • Squeak: We all do, captain. We're rats. They've got a lot of restaurant stalls here. They've got McDonalds, Burger King, Hardees', Arby's, even Pizza Hut! GOD, the cheese on their pizzas are the best. I hear that they made new brands, yet kept the classical one recently. I guess they could agree with the cheese, too.
  • Le Rat: We'll have our fresh le dinner in good time, Squeak. With a ship like this, nothing will be able to stop us from spreading rat-kind all over Alberta after 64 years! Rats will finally have le rights, and I will be their vanguard. (Cackles) Now, up the patrols on the Shell Lodgers. I will not allow them to louse up my plans for rat freedoms.
  • Squeak: As you wish, Captain! (The three leave as a familiar Equestrian phoenix was flying overhead, spying on them, and flew away)

Dragon Temple

  • Celestia: (The Phoenix, who was actually Philomena from A Bird in the Hoof, lands on her leg) Is it as bad as the High Council has said, Philomena? (Philomena caws)...I was afraid of that.
  • Luna: So once again, I think we have a ruined Brother/Sister Anniversary Celebration. (Sighs) What are these worlds coming to?
  • Celestia: My thoughts exactly.
  • Ignitus: It seems we must do something about Le Rat and his crew.
  • Mama Odie: I can't believe he's doing this all because they're trying to stand up for their rights too much after how we denied their requests.
  • Terrador: We can't let them do this to the people of Alberta.
  • Yen Sid: But how will we stop them when they have a ton of hostages and a ton of henchmen all spread out and ready to go on a killing riot upon given the word? I don't very much like our chances with this.
  • Celestia: Well, it must be done. The Lodgers and my god-niece are counting on us. I hope we can at least do it without the anniversary being ruined.
  • Ignitus: I'm afraid it's already ruined. We'll never stop them in time for the celebration. I'm sorry.
  • Celestia: No! The last few celebrations were disasters, and this one CAN'T be ruined.
  • Ignitus: There's nothing we can do about it.
  • Celestia: But what about Kairi and Spyro? How will we tell them?
  • Nightus: Honey, arguing won't solve this problem any faster. Even with what we're capable of, we'll never stop them in time. I'm afraid we'll have to cancel it once again.
  • Celestia:...(Sighs) You know that Kairi will not be very happy about this, right?
  • Heavenslight: Sadly, yes. Maybe the next one will be good.
  • Celestia: What if it's not? What if they'll never have a perfect one?
  • Mama Odie: We'll never know for sure, but it is what it is. We're dreadfully sorry.
  • Celestia: (Sighs) Well, what do we do?
  • Master Chao: "We might be offictally out of ideas......."
  • ???: "I wouldn't be too sure about that."
  • A masked Fu-Xi appeared before them!
  • They gasped!
  • Master Ox: "The heck are you?!"
  • Fu-Xi: "Let's just say, I'm a friend. I'm just here to help offer only, one suggestion that'll keep the "Great High Council" from wimping out just because they didn't helped someone who only wanted to help his speices."
  • King Triton: "What gave you the nerve and assumption that we're "wimping" out?"
  • Fu-Xi: "For starters, you were being quick to lose hope on the situation."
  • Nightus: "Ok, you smug reptile, then what's your suggestion?"
  • Fu-Xi: "High Councilers, don't you think Le Rat's over-assumption that you'll back off too easy is EXACTLY what he wants?"
  • Emperor of China: "...... It's possable."
  • Fu-Xi: "Think about it. If he knows you guys wouldn't move a finger, then his guard his down. He's hopeful you all would be too relient to the lougers that you all forgotten how to fight your own battles, like how it was done in the two Cartoonian Wars. He has a pretty common mentality found in a lot of villains. If the louger lap-dogs are gone, the High Council, can't do jack squat! What better way to shatter that idiot's over-compidence, to prove him wrong, by launghing, a grand hero rescue, made of you, and the lougers allies?"
  • Grand Council Woman: "..... But such a move may be too risky. He has hostages and an army of-"
  • Fu-Xi: "Then JUST get the hostages out of the way. If you removed the "sheilds", you'll find the soft underbelly of an otherwise pretty weak army. They're rats, remember? Outside of numbers, they're not powerful animals. Oh, and that "Biological Warfare" stuff? It's an empty death threat to scare people not to fight back so they can mentally malmitulate people. Those Pirate Rats, are suprisingly clean thanks to Le Rat's cleaniness obcession."
  • Ignitus: "...... Why aid us?"
  • Fu-Xi: "What? Can't a good samariton be one for no clear reason?"
  • Before anyone can say anything, Fu-Xi vanished into the shadows without a trace!
  • Master Chao: "Who was that guy?"
  • Mama Odie: "Heck if I know!"
  • Sultan: "Well, since I'm an exsellent judge of character, he seems, trust-worthy enough if he offers us a way to solve this."
  • Mickey: "Well, I ain't so sure who he was or if he can be trusted period. But it's all we got. We need to summon as many of the Louger's allies as we can. Good Fairies?"
  • Flora, Fauna, and Merryweather appeared.
  • Mickey: "Go contact every single hero in this universe and tell them we need help! It's an emergency!"
  • Flora: You can count on us, Mickey.
  • Merryweather: Indeed. (They magically teleport away)

Epilogue

(This plays as the three fairies travel across the UUniverses gaining help from the Jungle Crew, the Dragon Crew, The Mane 11, Discord, Taiku's Group, The Anti-Team Nefarious Freedom Fighters, Pooh and his Friends, Sly Cooper, and a few OC heroes)

Vince Dicola - Training Montage (Rocky IV)

Vince Dicola - Training Montage (Rocky IV)

  • Mickey: "It's great you guys got here quickly. As you know, the lougers, the lougers got captured by a few extremest Rat Pirates lead by a captain the High Council once failed to help with a personal problem. It's impourent we help the Lougers out of our mistake before both they, Alberta canada, and possability the rest of the universes, suffers their vengeful fury. It's up to us to do it, do it right, and see if we can stop Le Rat going down in history as the villain who defeated the Shell Louge Squad, and unknowingly doomed and/or congured the universes."
  • Yen Sid: Alright...let's do this!...

To be continued...

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