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A SpongeBob, Spyro, and Friends Christmas

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A SpongeBob, Spyro, and Friends Christmas is the Season 3A Christmas Special of the SpongeBob and Friends Adventures Chronicles series. Christmas time is near and Spongebob is the happiest creature in Bikini Bottom, The Entire United Universes and the Dragon Realms. Spyro, Sparx and Cynder are spending Christmas with Kairi, Boy Sora, Riku, Mickey, Donald, Goofy, Minnie, Daisy, Scrooge Mcduck, Pluto, Chip n' Dale, Huey, Dewey, Louie, and Goofy's son, Max while they help the lougers get ready for the Holiday Crossover Festival, the Mane 5 and the Crusaders are spending the holidays with the louge since they normally celebrate Hearth's Warming Day with Rainbow Dash, Fluttershy and the other ponies of Ponyville doing their presentation on "Twas the Night Before Christmas" while Twilight and Spike both spend Christmas and Hearth's Warming with some old friends from their college years and Patrick is still intent on capturing Santa Claus in order to stop time and make it Christmas all year long. But when Spongebob, Kairi and Spyro are summoned to the North Pole, Santa himself gives them a warning of a great threat to the Christmas Spirit in the form of a scroogy rich uncle of Viper, Lord Copperfang, who intents on ruining Christmas by using a a curse that turns people into scrooges called "The dark man's scroogyness" and turns the weak-minded and not pure enough hearts into tainted scrooges along with the anti hero lougers including Cynder and Riku which puts them all on Santa's naughty list with Copperfang on the top of the list, all for the sake of peace and quiet, and to put an end to all those annoying carollers and those in the Christmas spirit always bugging him with carols, laughter and happiness. And it was good thing they came to the Pole when the High Council agreed to let them go, cause Spongebob, Spyro, Kairi and the others that are good are still on the nice list because Spongebob is still full of Christmas spirit, Kairi's kind and caring heart of pure light and Spyro's bond with Kairi as her dragon are too powerful for the curse, and thus immuned to the scrooge spell, but now they must also face Plankton's mad robotic abomination, again, cause the leage didn't took too kindly of their holiday beating, as well as getting Cynder, Riku and the other anti hero lougers back on Santa's nice list with Spongebob, Celestia and a special guest star becoming the ghosts of Christmas Past, Present and Futrue with the help of Santa's little gift, The Amulet of Miracles in hopes to reform Copperfang and show him the true meaning of Christmas before Christmas Eve arrives. Also in a subplot, Patchy the Pirate is trying to make amends to Santa for kidnapping the mailman and stealing his truck so he can get back on Santa's nice list, also to get his Christmas Wish this year is to finally meet Spongebob as well as Spyro and Kairi for the first time with Potty the Parrot doubting this, and Ironicly, he ruins his chances again before they even start by stealing a fruitcake truck and then lies to the viewers by saying he gave the delivery guy who owns the truck a day off, but it is revealed that the owner is tied up and gagged in the back, and another diving accident gets both Patchy and Potty lost after they argue about which Christmas Carol the directions to the North Pole are in again and the truck crashes in a dangerious part of the artic ruled by the Miser Bros, a rather, feuding duo, and they antagninise both Patchy and Potty by trying to make them pick a side. Where eventally he meets an attractive, but incredability anti-socal Reindeer named Ginger the Reindeer, a former reindeer of santa before her growing dislike for those who are naughty cause her to make a bad mistake and wrongfully attacked a nice kid, now living her life in soalutary having learned Chrismas-Fu, (a holiday themed form of kung-fu) and always on a lone, undetermin path where she randomly fights monsters that roam the north pole (Like Giant Yetis, Frost Giants, and an arch-rival Ice Serpent with a bendetta against her), and finds herself in the presence of a hopless, annoying pirate and an equily annoying fake parrot. However, will a forced allience together against an eviler realitive of the Miser Bros, North Wind, whom they thought was punished by Mother Nature three years ago, who is not alone time time, who is now allied to an army of deformed elf exsiles with goblin like quilities dubbed as "North Pole Goblins", lead by a celulighted defacted beast called King Diabetus, Ginger's very ice serpent rival Freezar, an exsile Salamander legndary named Lt. Hellfire, an absordly confused and comical rouge maronette puppet named Mime-me, to save Christmas for all 3 of them going back on the nice list and will Copperfang's fate be sealed if he doesn't change?

Transcript

Chapter 1: Patchy Returns/Christmas Returns to the Dragon Realms

  • (Chronicler): Christmas. Everyone you know knows about it. Some love it, some don't. But Christmas is known to represent family, joy, peace on earth, and good will toward men. As for us in the UUniverses, we think of it the same way. But while some worlds have never heard of it, they eventually get introduced to it. It's a holiday that symbolizes that peace is important for the good of mankind, and that it had the potential to brighten up even the darkest of hearts. Even villains acknowledge Christmas, and some even refuse to do evil on Christmas time. People in our worlds say it is a symbol of reformation, and in this very time, they are right. (The Chronicler's Library is seen decorated for Christmas, and we see Namine showing up from a bright white light drawing something that is hidden from the audience, and Jiminy Cricket is seen on her shoulder)
  • Jiminy: Well, look who decided to show up this Christmas? How're ya doing!
  • Namine: Hello, everyone, thank you for coming to hear our story.
  • Jiminy: Even though you already know us, we'll introduce ourselves anyway. Cricket's the name. Jiminy Cricket. And this is Namine. Now, the holiday story you're about to hear is about what our good friends SpongeBob, Kairi, Spyro, and the Shell Lodge Squad did this Christmas.
  • Namine: It was the Christmas that cured a soul that wasn't in high spirits because of certain tragedies in his life.
  • Jiminy: I know what you're thinking. "Are you telling the classic Christmas Carol story?" Well, technically yes, but this one is WAY different. It's a holiday experience that makes the story look like a poem. Not that it's a bad story, believe me, I read a lot.
  • Namine: What we're trying to say is that this story isn't remotely related to A Christmas Carol. It's about how SpongeBob, Spyro, Kairi and all of their friends prevented a certain uncle of Viper's from ruining Christmas for everyone and showed him what the true meaning of Christmas really meant.
  • Chronicler: (Enters) And we happen to have that story in one of our books. So, let's get started....(He shows a beautiful red and green book with a lock and has a golden picture of SpongeBob, The Hyenas, Spyro and Sparx on the cover)
  • Jiminy: And thus, our story starts. (The book magically opens and reveals the first page that shows Encino, California) Wait a minute, why are we in Encino, California?
  • Chronicler: Do not worry, the story is coming.
  • Namine: He's right, Jiminy. Here's the title. (The title "A SpongeBob, Spyro and Friends Christmas" appears)
  • Jiminy: Yes, but why are we showing Encino?...Oh, wait, I see what's up. We're gonna meet up with a familiar pirate and his brainy parrot, aren't we?
  • Namine: Yep.
  • Jiminy: Well, what's he up to?
  • Chronicler: Look for yourself...(We see the human citizens getting ready to celebrate Christmas while a fruitcake truck is seen driving down the street, and a familiar pirate is seen driving it with his parrot. Then he notices the audience, and stops the truck)
  • Patchy the Pirate: Ahoy, there! Merry Christmas, kids....Oh, I bet yer' all wonderin' why ol' Patchy has this here fruitcake truck. Well, after that time where I put meself on the Naughty List for tying and gagging a mailman in his own truck just for his truck, I decided to make amends with Santa by giving him and his elves some fruitcake as an apology gift so I can get meself on the Nice List, (Goes to the back) that way I can get the chance to meet SpongeBob and his Shell Lodger buddies. (Opens the back to reveal the owner of the truck tied up and gagged) So I gave this here fruitcake delivery man the day off.
  • Potty: (Scoffs) Here we go again, kids!
  • Patchy: Well, I guess I have no time to lose, so it's time I get back on the road. (Hops back into the truck)
  • Potty: Are you sure you know how to get to the North Pole this time?
  • Patchy: Of course, Potty, ya silly parrot! While we get ourselves on the road, let's see how SpongeBob, Spyro, Kairi and their friends are doing this Christmas.
  • Jiminy: That didn't take long, did it?
  • Namine: Man, is Patchy gonna get it this year.
  • Jiminy: Now let's get this story started. (The book flipped through some more pages to reveal a pop-up illustration depicting the Dragon Realms with snow falling from the ground. Everything then transforms into the actual Dragon Realms)
  • (Chronicler): The story begins on December 21, just four days before Christmas. The entire Dragon Realms was blanketed with snow, and our favorite yellow hero is having the time of his life. (The camera goes into the Dragon Temple in SpongeBob's room as he begins to wake up, and a familiar song from It's A SpongeBob Christmas begins)
Santa Has His Eye On Me

Santa Has His Eye On Me

  • Lord Shen: (Appears after the song ends, and walks up to SpongeBob and Sandy while his wolves and apes carry in something covered by a tarp cloth) Good morning, Square and Squirrel Ones.
  • Spongebob: Hey, Shen! You excited for Christmas this year? I mean, even though you don't ordinarily celebrate Christmas as much as the Winter Feast?
  • Lord Shen: Indeed. My parents seemed to appreciate the Winter Feast just as much as you do with Christmas. They seemed to know about Christmas as well since they were in touch with the High Council before they died.
  • Sandy: Uh...what's under the tarp?
  • Lord Shen: Oh, you'll love it. It took us a few days to get it ready, but it was all worth it. BEHOLD! (Boss Wolf pulls the tarp cloth to reveal a beautiful ice sculpture of Kairi and Spyro)
  • SpongeBob: (His jaw drops)
  • Sandy: WELL, HOLLY-JOLLY DING DANG DO, WOULD YA' LOOK AT THAT!
  • Lord Shen: Beautiful, isn't it?
  • Boss Wolf: Shen was not easy about this. He asked specifically for ice FROM ANTARCTICA!! God, you would not BELIEVE the trouble I went through.
  • Lord Shen: I had Squidward to do part of the work, but decided to get rid of him since I noticed he was getting annoyed by you again.
  • SpongeBob: Oh, what a grouch! It's Christmas. Nobody should be grouchy on Christmas!
  • Boss Wolf: I beg to differ!
  • Lord Shen: Silence! Now, let's check on the others, shall we?

Temple Living Room

  • Icky: (The room is decorated with garland, Christmas lights, and a large Christmas tree with a bright-blue glowing star on top) Well, if this doesn't scream 'Christmas-worthy', I don't know what does.
  • Donkey: (He came in, amazed by the wonder and beauty of the Temple decorations) WOW, you really outdone yourself, Ickmeister!
  • Icky: Yeah. At least this will allow us to forget about the time Fidget pissed Lord Shen off with his mistakes.
  • Iago: That was only a few years ago, we've ALREADY forgotten about that.
  • Icky: Oh...well, good.
  • Shenzi: Great, so when do we eat?
  • Ignitus: In good days time, Shenzi.
  • Banzai: Oh, man! It's almost Christmas, and we haven't had our breakfast after breaking our legs decorating the place.
  • Icky: Well, why didn't you just ask?
  • Banzai:...(Sighs) You mean to tell me you would've let us off on a break?
  • Icky: Yeah. It's Christmas time, nobody would be THAT heartless on Christmas time. Who do you think I am, Ebenezer Scrooge?
  • Shenzi:...We'll take that as a 'yes'. Let's go, boys. (They zoom off to the kitchen)
  • Ignitus: DON'T EAT THE CHRISTMAS FOOD, GUYS!!
  • Sparx: So, where's SpongeBob?
  • SpongeBob: Right here! (He, Sandy, and Lord Shen enter while Shen's wolves bring in his ice sculpture of Kairi and Spyro)
  • Po:...Whoa! That's some ice sculpture, Shen!
  • Icky: Looks like it was made with genuine ice.
  • Lord Shen: Straight from Antarctica.
  • Iago: That explains the smell of polar bear.
  • Skipper: Polar bears aren't native to Antarctica, you idiot!
  • Iago: Really?...Then what is that smell?
  • Boss Wolf: Don't ask!...PLEASE!

Cutaway

  • Boss Wolf: (Screams like a girl as a female leopard seal chases him down)
  • Leopard Seal: COME BACK HERE, YOU HOTTIE!!
  • Boss Wolf: NO!

Present

  • Icky: (Melman appears with Christmas lights covering him) Oh, here's our Christmas "Giraffe"! (He and Iago laugh)
  • Mr. Whiskers: (Laughs)...I don't get it!
  • Melman: Oh, ha-ha, very funny, you guys.
  • Viper: Guys, I think you should know by now that I'm bringing someone here for a visit.
  • Sir Hiss: Who?
  • Viper: It's a surprise.
  • Icky: Well, I already invited some of our friends from past adventures to visit the party.
  • Viper: Really? Who?
  • Icky: A certain nobody of Boy Sora's for example.
  • Sandy: Ohhh, you mean that Roxas guy?
  • Icky: Not just him. I'm also inviting our old pal, Jiminy Cricket. I'm sure he's still in our debt for helping him guide Pinocchio to the path to being a real boy.
  • Patrick: (Stuck in a trap) I thought that was just dumb luck.
  • Tigress: Also, Kairi's medieval relatives are coming to the party.
  • Icky: There's also Boy Sora, Riku, Mickey, Donald, Goofy, Minnie, Daisy, Scrooge McDuck, Pluto, Chip and Dale, Huey, Dewey, Louie, and Goofy's son, Max, the Mane 5 and the Crusaders. Celestia, Twilight and Spike couldn't make it because they're spending Christmas and Hearth's Warming with Taiku, his friends, and a few others they say were from the Rise of the Guardians world. Shining and Cadance are spending the holidays alone. I was even able to reluctantly invite Discord to the party.
  • Lord Shen: WHAT?!? Absolutely not! I don't want that silly freak of reality lousing up this party!
  • Boss Wolf: You're STILL cross with him?
  • Lord Shen: (Takes out his blade) You got a problem with that?
  • Boss Wolf:...No, of course not.
  • Lord Shen: Good. Now, Prehistoric One, I want you to call him up and tell him he's canned!
  • ???: Too late! (A white flash appears, and a Christmas gift is seen)
  • Mr. Whiskers: OH, BOY, A PRESENT!!
  • Lord Shen: WAIT, DON'T--(Whiskers opens it, and a blizzard of snow pops out, and the snow molds itself and forms Discord dressed up as Santa)
  • Discord: You can't get rid of me THAT easily, Shen!
  • Sandy: Well, you seem pretty early.
  • Discord: Well, duh, I'd like to see you imagine me getting here WITHOUT magic.
  • Shen: Listen pal, don't you have a family of your own to celebrate with? I'm pretty sure your parents wouldn't want to be kept waiting for their 'reformed' son to arrive for the holidays.
  • Discord: Of course! That's why I brought them here! (King Wacky and Queen Pranks teleported there)
  • Shen: Butt-sauce!
  • King Wacky: Oh, my! Shen, you sure have put a lot of effort in making an ice sculpture of your precious niece.
  • Discord: Pfft, that's nothing. You should've seen the ice sculptures I made.
  • Lord Shen: Nobody cares about your chaotic past, you dunce!
  • Queen Pranks: Shen, be nice!
  • King Wacky: Yeah. We wouldn't wanna have to remove your beak, now would we?
  • Lord Shen:...Okay!
  • Sandy: And damn, is Kairi gonna be surprised when she and Spyro see this here ice sculpture.
  • SpongeBob: Say, speaking of Kairi, where's our sweet little angel?
  • Boss Wolf: Christmas caroling with Spyro and Cynder, and some kids.
  • Sparx: Oh, that's right, the Digidestined and I are supposed to be with Kairi, Spyro and their friends caroling. I almost forgot.
  • Tai: (From outside) Sparx! Hurry up, we're late!
  • Sparx: SMELL YA LATER! (He zipped away)
  • Lord Shen:...Well, if Discord is going to behave himself, he can stay.
  • Discord: You have my word, nothing surreal will happen.
  • Lord Shen: Yeah, it'd better not. Now, let's go check on the Christmas food.
  • Squidward: Assuming if the Hyenas haven't bitten off more than they could chew.

Dragon Temple Outskirts

  • Sparx: (Zips up to the group of carolers) What'd I miss? (They all walk away as some familiar Muppets are seen in an apple cart)
  • Rizzo: Christmas apples!
  • Gonzo: We got McIntosh!
  • Rizzo: Get your Christmas apples!
  • Gonzo: Red Delicious!
  • Rizzo: A dollar apiece while they last!
  • Gonzo: Wha-- they won't last long the way you're eating them!
  • Rizzo: Hey, I'm creatin' scarcity. Drives the prices up.
  • Gonzo: Rizzo... (Notices the reader) Oh, hey, it's you! We've been expecting you....Oh, I bet you're wondering "What the heck are we doing here in the Dragon Realms"?
  • Rizzo: Well, now that I think about it, what ARE we doing here?
  • Gonzo: Don't you remember? The Chronicler, Namine, and Jiminy Cricket asked us to help tell you viewers the story.
  • Rizzo: Oh...well, remind me again why they chose random people like us.
  • Gonzo: Because the Chronicler is a busy dragon, and everyone else is on a Christmas spree. We were the only ones left for this specific job.
  • Rizzo: Oh, yeah....Well, to heck with that, I'm just here for the food!
  • Jiminy: (Appearing from a bubble above Rizzo's head) What're you doing, Rizzo? Eating on the job? Get back to work!
  • Rizzo: Alright, alright! Don't get your undies in a bunch.
  • Gonzo: Now, to begin the story.

Dragon Realms New York

Demi Lovato - Wonderful Christmas Time (Lyrics On Screen) - HD

Demi Lovato - Wonderful Christmas Time (Lyrics On Screen) - HD

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  • Gonzo: (He and Rizzo are walking down the street) Everyone loves Christmas! The young, the old, the so-n-so!
  • Rizzo: Except for those of other religions.
  • Gonzo: RIZZO!
  • Rizzo: What? It's true!
  • Gonzo: (Sighs) Let's all just forget you didn't hear that. Anyway, Christmas is a holiday where even natural enemies would put their differences aside for the sake of this most wonderous of days. There's not a single soul that doesn't like-- (Suddenly, a limousine zoomed by, covering the two with snow)...
  • Rizzo: (The two got out from the snow) WHO THE JUNK WAS THAT ROAD HOG?!?
  • Gonzo: Let's just say that was among the 1% of non-religious people that have...otherwise feelings towards Christmas. In life, there was two weasel brothers named Alan and Drakey Weasley who had a nasty business partner named Jin Juan Ping, which he legally changed to 'Copperfang Scrooge'. He was a snake that was more cold-blooded than normal cold-blooded reptilian standards. Even his condor butler and warthog maid, as obedient as they are, can't help but feel a strange coldness in the air every time his limousine passed them.
  • Rizzo: Say, is it getting cold around here?
  • Gonzo: Well, that's probably because we're still sitting in this snow pile Copperfang buried us in.
  • Rizzo: Oh, right.

Chapter 2: Lord Copperfang's Christmas Ruining Takes Hold

The Muppet Christmas Carol - Scrooge

The Muppet Christmas Carol - Scrooge

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  • ???: (The song ends immediately after this) WILL YOU ALL JUST SHUT UP?!? GOD, THAT'S ANNOYING!!!
  • Woman: How rude! (The limousine arrives and pulls over to a tall building that has the words 'Copper & Weasley Toys HQ' on it as a condor dressed like a butler gets out of the driver's seat and goes over to let his employer out of the limo)
  • Condor: Here we are, sir, your office building.
  • Lord Copperfang: (Appears from out of the limo as a snake similar to Viper's father, but wearing a suit, cape, top hat, a red scarf, an eye piece, and a staff with a diamond and a golden dollar-sign on it. He slithered out without so much as a grunt)

Toy Building

  • Copperfang: (He and his condor butler go inside the building as various animals are seen making toys and so on, all sweaty and exhausted) Ah, I love the smell of profit in the morning. (They pass by a Chihuahua and a lizard as the Chihuahua sighs in sadness)
  • Lizard: John? What's wrong?
  • Chihuahua (John): Oh, nothing, James. It's just that...well...Christmas is coming soon, and I have no idea if the boss is gonna let everyone off for the holidays like he rarely does these days.
  • Lizard (James): Pfft, I wish! You know how scroogy that reptile is!
  • John: It's just that...one of my kids has started feeling unwell recently, and I just wanna spend Christmas with him, and not locked in the office building that also serves as a toy factory.
  • James: I can't imagine the odds of him allowing that. He never keeps his word these days. (They see Copperfang arriving to a Gazelle secretary)
  • Gazelle Secretary: Morning, Lord Copperfang, you have 2 meetings today.
  • Lord Copperfang: Of course I do, Secretary Savania. Now move so I can attend it. (Slithers inside an office)
  • John:...This is my chance, James.
  • James: Oh, I don't know about that. The last employee who tried to asked for something was hospitalized by Copperfang's security guards. Poor soul was trying to get the chance to see his ill wife who died afterward.
  • John: Well, it wouldn't hurt to try....(Breathes deeply) Well, here I go.
  • James: But you can't interrupt him in the middle of his meeting. You could get fired.
  • John: Then I'll simply wait. I don't care what happens, I am not going to let my family down.

Lord Copperfang's Office

  • Copperfang: (He is seen counting a series of coins)
  • Speaker Voice: Sir, two businessmen are here to see you. A cat and a dog, to be precise.
  • Copperfang: (Sighs) Send them in, Miss Savania. (He then turns his chair and sees a huge portrait of himself as a younger snake with two weasels similar to Buck from Ice Age 3, both with red and blue eye-patches on either side of their heads) Ah, my old business partners, and teenage friends. Alan and Drakey Weasley, dead 3 years on Christmas Eve which is only three days from now. Ah, those two and I had some great times. Tragic they died from an incident with a poison-dart frog. Man, what funny words they said. In their last wills and testaments, they left me enough money to pay for their tombstones. (Laughs) And I had them buried at sea. (Chuckles) You're a rotter, Mr. Copperfang! (A knock is heard) Come in! (A bloodhound and brown tabby cat came in, and the tabby was incredibly clumsy)
  • Bloodhound: Hello, Mr. Copperfang. The name is Nigel, and that guy over there is my clumsy associate, Stanley. (Stanley the Tabby Cat crashes into a shelf filled with glass)
  • Stanley: I'M OKAY!
  • Nigel: Uh...right. Anyway, we are representatives for a donation organization. Today's projects are to keep Prison 42 afloat, as well founding for the local hospitals, orphanages, and our biggest one, relief for the poor victims of Hurricane Sandy.
  • Stanley: It may've been 2 years ago, but that was a really bad storm, ya know-- (Trips, and crashes into a vase) OOF!!...I'M OKAY!
  • Copperfang: Oh, really? A charity scam?
  • Nigel: Hell, no, we didn't say 'charity scam', did we? We're just collecting money for the poor, that's all.
  • Copperfang: Oh, I see. You want me to give you money for the poor, huh? Well then, if I help you raise money for the poor, you do realize that means the poor won't be poor anymore will they?
  • Stanley: We just wanna make things better for them.
  • Copperfang: And if the poor is not poor anymore, you won't have to raise money anymore, will you?
  • Nigel: Well, I suppose--
  • Copperfang: And if you don't have to raise money anymore, then you would be put out of a job and just before Christmas Eve. (Pretending to take pity on them) Oh please, gentlemen. Don't ask me to put you out of a job! Not before Christmas Eve!
  • Stanley:...Wow, even for a snake, that's quite a venomous outlook.
  • Copperfang: Excuse me? You come in here just to insult my pride? I WON'T HAVE IT! (Presses a button) Get me security! I need some people who are trying to trick me into giving them money for free! (Bulldog security guards showed up)
  • Stanley: (Cat screams, and he and Nigel are grabbed by the bulldogs)
  • Copperfang: You want some money? Well, I've got a bundle right here! (Raises his tail up) Spend it like mad! Now, get lost! (The bulldog security guards drag the two out of the building and threw them out into the snow)
  • Stanley:...So, where was his bundle of money? (Nigel looked at him weird)...
  • Copperfang: (Sighs, and looks at the portrait again) What's this world coming to, Weasleys? You work all your life to make money...and people want you to give it away! I swore to make this the best company in the UUniverses, and I meant it!
  • Savania: (On speaker) Mr. Copperfang, your niece and some yellow-bellied snake with her is here to see you.
  • Copperfang: (His jaw opens in shock, and he sighs) Send them in. By the Gods, I never get a break! (Looks at his portrait again) At least I'm happy you two won't have to deal with Christmas anymore. The plus side is that I don't have to share 50% of the business and profits with you two anymore. Yet, I have to face my Kung Fu-loving niece. I have to acknowledge my family for once after...that night....(Looks sad, but sharpens up) No matter!
  • Viper: (She and Sir Hiss come in) Hello, Uncle Jin. It's been years since we last met, and--
  • Copperfang: (Sighs) Viper, my dear, we've talked about this. I legally changed my name to Copperfang Scrooge. Were you so tied up with that turtle's sidekick's teachings that you forgot?
  • Sir Hiss: (Offended) I beg your pardon, good sir! Is that anyway to talk to your own niece?
  • Viper: Hiss, don't make him angry.
  • Copperfang: Who is this guy?
  • Viper: Oh, this is my friend, Sir Hiss.
  • Copperfang: Hiss? You mean that chump who abandoned you for a greedy lion prince? Oh, you decided to come back crawling from all that loot you gained.
  • Sir Hiss: Snakes do not crawl! They slither!
  • Copperfang: (Sighs) But where are my manners for a niece who shows the only family compassion for me? What brings you here?
  • Viper: Well, Uncle Copperfang, I came to ask you something.
  • Copperfang: Be quick about it, I'm counting my profits. (Begins drinking some wine)
  • Viper: I came to ask you if you would like come to our Crossover Holiday Festival and spend Christmas with me and my family in four days.
  • Copperfang: (Spits his wine out in shock all over Sir Hiss)
  • Sir Hiss: UGGGH!! Did it expire or something?!? God, why is it I wind up getting covered in alcohol every few moments?
  • Copperfang: Pardon my French, but could you run that by me again?
  • Viper:...Would you like to spend Christmas with us?
  • Copperfang: (Smacks away his money pile with his cane in anger as the money piles onto Sir Hiss) DID THAT RED PANDA MAKE YOU FORGET OTHER THINGS ABOUT ME?!? I do not enjoy Christmas! Have you forgotten what it has done to me, you stupid girl?!?
  • Viper: I was only asking to see if you'd come around!
  • Copperfang:...(Sighs, and takes a deep breath) Viper, I love you like a child, but please, keep your holiday spirit to yourself and I'll keep mine to myself.
  • Viper: I'm sorry. I've tried for years to make you happy after what my family thinks about you.
  • Copperfang:...(Shivers)...I left my family behind me a long time ago. You're the only family comfort I have left. And I must ask you to leave.
  • Viper:...(Sighs) Well, if you insist. Come on, Hiss, let's go. (They both leave)
  • Sir Hiss: (Notices Viper shedding a tear)...I am so sorry, Viper. I knew this would end so badly. What makes him so cold-hearted, anyway?
  • Viper: I'd rather not talk about it. (They both go out the building)
  • Copperfang:...(Looks out the window to see Viper and Hiss leaving)...Bah, humbug!

Santa Claus' Workshop

  • Head Elf: (Santa's elves were busy making toys as usual as a head elf runs towards Santa's office as Santa was sleeping, and the head elf burst in scaring Santa to fall through the floor) SANTA! I'VE GOT URGENT NEWS!!
  • Santa: (Gets himself unstuck from the floor) Ho-Ho-Holy Jingle Bells, what is it, Alfred? Don't you knock, by the way?
  • Alfred: It's the Naughty List! Guess who made top-dog again for the umpteenth time in the row? (Shows a small iPad-like device labeled 'The imNaughty Pad, and Santa looks at the top and sees Lord Copperfang's name on the top of the Naughty List)
  • Santa:...Great Galloping Fruitcake, Lord Copperfang Jin Juan Ping Scrooge has made the top of the naughty list AGAIN?!?...(Sighs) What are these UUniverses coming to? What naughty deed did that poor bloke do this time?
  • Alfred: Recently or in the past?
  • Santa: Recently.
  • Alfred: Well, first, he had security guards throw 2 donation guys face first into the snow after giving them...er...the tail, I guess? Then he reacted angrily to his own niece, despite keeping his cool. I've never seen him that scroogy before.
  • Santa: (Sighs) He still hasn't learned the true meaning of Christmas, has he? (Checks a matching device called the 'imNice Pad', and finds SpongeBob, Spyro, and Kairi's names by order on the top)...Alfred, find Teddy and Dougie and tell Teddy to go to the Dragon Temple to pick up SpongeBob SquarePants and tell Dougie to find Spyro and Kairi. Oh, and while you're at it, get my wife to make refreshments. We're going to have some company.
  • Alfred: Uh, why do you want us to get SpongeBob?
  • Santa: Well, I gotta talk to him, Spyro and Kairi about Copperfang and that terrible scroogy spell of his.
  • Alfred: Say no more, Santa! Oh, and uh, who's coming for dinner?
  • Santa: It will be just SpongeBob, Kairi and Spyro for today, Alfred.
  • Alfred: ON IT! (Zooms off in unbelieveable speeds)

Copperfang's Office

  • Speaker:...Sir, one of your employees requests a meeting with you.
  • Copperfang: Which one?
  • Savana: John Chihuahua, sir.
  • Copperfang: (Gets curious) Send him in. (John the Chihuahua enters the office)...Well, if it isn't my absolute favorite employee, John Chihuahua. What brings you to my office?
  • John: Well, senior, I want to talk business with you.
  • Copperfang: (Surprised) Business?
  • John: Well, the other employees and I were wondering--
  • Copperfang: Yes?
  • John:...Well, as you know, since Christmas is four days away and we know you don't like Christmas and what it did to you in the past, and we mean no disrespect bringing that up to you again because of it, but we were wondering if we could have Christmas Eve and Christmas Day off?
  • Copperfang:...Well...I suppose so. But I'll have to duct you and the other employees half of next week's pay right after you receive your Christmas bonuses.
  • ???: NO!! (Copperfang and John looked to see other employees at the front door)
  • James:...Awkward.
  • Copperfang:...Well, if that's really what you want, then fine! You beloved employees can all take Christmas Eve and Christmas Day off, but be back here on Boxing Day and work 24 hours to make up for the two missed days and your pay ducts.
  • John: Well, thanks, senior. I thought you were gonna try to trick or threaten us into changing our minds--
  • Copperfang: Miss Savania, put the 'Help Wanted' sign back up, I think our entire staff mysteriously vanished into thin air.
  • Crab Employee: We'll be back on Boxing Day and make up for our pay ducts, sir.
  • James: Absolutely. (The other employees nod in agreement)
  • Copperfang: (Chuckling) I knew you would. (Goes back to counting his profits) I certainly did.

Santa's Workshop

  • Alfred: Alright, Teddy and Dougie. Front and center! I have an urgent mission for you both.
  • Teddy a Fat Elf: What's that?
  • Alfred: We got a serious problem regarding Lord Copperfang Jin Juan Ping who made top dog on the naughty list, for the umpteenth time in a row.
  • Teddy: Again?
  • Dougie a Skinny Elf: What did that stingy grouch do to get Top Dog this time?
  • Alfred: You mean recently, right?
  • Dougie: Yep. Fire away, Alfred.
  • Alfred: First off, he had 2 donation guys tossed out face in snow after giving him 'the tail', then he got angry at his niece for trying to invite him for a Christmas party, as well as counts of being too bossy to his employees, but that's his common offense, you boys are aware of that, right? Our main concern is what I meant first and second.
  • Teddy: Of course, so what is the plan?
  • Alfred: Santa wants us to bring SpongeBob SquarePants, Spyro, and the Seventh Princess of Heart, Kairi, to him so the big man can warn them about Copperfang.
  • Dougie: So you want us to get the sleigh, hitch up the reindeer, get SpongeBob, Spyro and Kairi and bring them here?
  • Alfred: Yeah, that's the idea in the nutshell.
  • Teddy: Alfred, After we get SpongeBob, Spyro, and Kairi, you do realize we'll have to giude them safely through the Miser Brothers' Territories?
  • Alfred: I take it those two are at it again, huh?
  • Teddy: Yeah!
  • Dougie: Yeah, not even birds can fly there without getting mistaken for minions of each other.
  • Teddy: Those two can really have a go at each other and anyone crazy enough to fly over their turf.
  • Alfred: Yes, but unfortunately, we have no choice. It's a straight shot from here to the Dragon Temple where SpongeBob, Kairi and Spyro live, which is the easy part.
  • Dougie: And the hard part is?
  • Alfred: We have to guide the three through both the Miser Brother's Territories, and their crazy attempts to hurt each other, and you bunch unharmed.
  • Teddy: (Gulps) I feel uneasy about this.
  • Dougie: Look, this ain't our first time at the rodeo, kid! We did worse missions than this. Remember when we migrated the yeti tribe to a better location away from Santa's Workshop?
  • Teddy: Oh don't remind me, Dougie!
  • Alfred: He's right! We gotta focus on the task at hand here. Come on, let's get the team.
  • Teddy: Okay...uh...who's the team again?
  • Dougie: He means the reindeer, Ted.
  • Teddy: Oh, right.

The Reindeer Stables

  • Alfred: (Eight familiar reindeer are seen in their feeding pens as the three elves appeared) ATTEN-TION!! (The reindeer got up in a military stand pose)
  • Donner: (In a Jim Cummings voice) Dasher, Dancer, Prancer, Vixen, Comet, Cupid, Blitzen, and yours truly, reporting for duty, Alfred!
  • Teddy:...Uh...Why do the reindeer sound Russian?
  • Alfred: We got the DreamWorks Madagascar variation as a transfer.
  • Dougie: Sorry, what?
  • Alfred: Well, as you are aware, our Santa ain't the only Santa, so these aren't the only reindeer, and we ain't the only elves. The UUniverses is insanely vast, and a majority of worlds celebrate Christmas, so there has to be a Santa to meet each one. Sometimes we like to transfer reindeer around since certain Santas have a knack with machines like ours does, and we got the ones from one of the DreamWorks versions. These guys are very strict and militant, and they don't play nicely with creatures from Antarctica because they have this crazy thought that Santa used to live in the South Pole, and bribed him with candy canes and cheap elf labor, which was nothing more than an urban legend.
  • Donner: That's what I keep telling South Polers, but do they listen? NIET! And what's worse, they seduced Cupid!
  • Cupid: HEY, Private was a very special guy!
  • Alfred: Enough of that, you two! You've got a job to do here!
  • Donner: Afraid, what is big problem?
  • Alfred: Short and simple, Copperfang is top dog on the Naughty List, and Santa thinks he may be on the verge to be a serious problem. We're all aware that he's a toy owner who learned how to wield terrible magic from a book of spells he found in a basement. If mad enough, he can use a powerful spell that can turn anyone just like him.
  • Teddy: A snake?
  • Dougie: An old guy?
  • Donner: Reptile?
  • Alfred: More along the lines of being a Scrooge! Specifically, a person who hates Christmas. He knows a spell that can turn anyone who's heart is not pure enough and the weak-minded into Scrooges. However, it has drawbacks. One, it goes away after Christmas. And does anyone know the greatest drawback of all?
  • Teddy: It's a rare spell only the strongest warlock knows?
  • Alfred: Close, but no! (To reindeer) Any of you? (The other reindeer except Cupid and Donner just shrugged 'I don't know')...Well, I'm sure you'll figure it out. Anyway, we need you eight to help us find three people and bring them to Santa. You might know them by SpongeBob, Spyro, and Kairi.
  • Donner: You mean that purple dragon, that hero sponge, and that charming as hell Princess of Heart? You kidding, they're friends of South Polers!
  • Cupid: Donner, I grow tired of your lousy hatred for those penguins! You can't blame them for not listening to reason. I wasn't able to tell Private about it, who I trusted to tell his comrades about. That would've solved problem in 10 seconds flat.
  • Donner: Cupid, that's enough talk! I forbid you from seeing that penguin again on this mission!
  • Cupid: Oh, pfft, who do you think you are, my father?
  • Alfred: I said that's enough! Donner, I want you to behave while on this mission, and give Cupid the respect she deserves, and respect her wishes. Is that clear?
  • Donner:...(Sighs) For the sake of Christmas not being ruined, then I shall accept.
  • Alfred: Alright then! Move out!

Miser Bros. Terratories Altitude

  • Alfred: (The elves are seen flying on the sleigh and reindeer) Be careful, Donner! This is a warzone waiting to happen!
  • Donner: Oh, pfft, we've gotten our Santa Claus out of situations like this all the time. We enjoy a little action every once in a while. These stupid feuding Miser Bros. don't scare us! Come to think of it, where are they?
  • Teddy: Yeah, seems quiet so far. I mean, nothing dangerous happened yet--
  • Alfred: WATCH OUT!!! (The elves scream as a fireball and an icicle hit on impact as a familiar song is heard)
  • Donner: And here comes their trademark songs, kiddies!
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During the Middle of the Song

  • Heat Miser: (Notices the group) Ohh! Well don't just stand there! Elves! Santa's Stealth Ops! Ooh, they must be on their way to get kids to start thinking about a White Christmas again!
  • Alfred: (Via megaphone) Actually, we're on an important mission to get a sponge, a dragon and girl! We don't mean any harm, don't open fire!
  • Heat Miser: LIARS! START FIRING!
  • Donner: Reindeer, start evasive maneuvers! MOVE, MOVE, MOVE!! (They start dodging the attacks)
  • Heat Miser: Wha--what kind of reindeer are they totin'?
  • Snow Miser: NICE MISS! I'VE SEEN HOTTER SHOTS IN THE VOLCANIC ERUPTION OF MT. ST HELENS!!
  • Heat Miser: OH, I'D LIKE TO SEE YOU DO BETTER!!
  • Snow Miser: AS YOU WISH!! (Starts firing icicles at the sleigh)
  • Teddy: Oh, classic Miser Bros, competing for superiority!
  • Donner: HAH, we can handle icicles! (They dodge the icicles)
  • Snow Miser: Wow! Santa must be paying those reindeer BIG TREATS for getting through this.
  • Heat Miser: Huh, déjà vu!
  • Snow Miser: AHHHHHH, SHADDAP!! (The reindeer got them through safely)
  • Heat Miser: THEY GOT AWAY!! THEY GOT AWAAAY!!!
  • Snow Miser: No blitz! It's all your fault, hothead!
  • Heat Miser: No, it was YOURS, cold-shoulder!
  • Snow Miser: Sunburner!
  • Heat Miser: Frostbiter!
  • Snow Miser: Thermophile!
  • Heat Miser: Freezer-Burn!
  • Snow Miser: Lousy-Degree!
  • Heat Miser: Broomball!
  • Snow Miser:...Hellfire!
  • Heat Miser: (Gasps) THAT'S IT, IT'S GO TIME, AGAIN!! (They continue the fight as the song continues)

After Song

  • Alfred: (Sighs) Will those two ever agree on anything?
  • Teddy: Doubtful.
  • Dougie: But we have to go back into Snow Miser and Heat Miser's domain again once we get SpongeBob, Kairi and Spyro.
  • Alfred: And when we bring them through there, Heat Miser's going to realize that we're telling the truth.
  • Teddy: So, how far is the Dragon Realms?
  • Alfred: Let me check the map. If I could just find it in my pockets.

Copperfang's Toy Company Building

  • John:...Oh, finally, about time to go home! (The other employees agree, and then a well-dressed weasel passed through)
  • James:...Who was that?
  • John: I don't know, but who cares? I was able to have a talk with Copperfang, and live. We're gonna enjoy our Christmas, mi amigo!

Copperfang's Office

  • Speaker: Mr. Copperfang, you have a visitor with interesting business propositions.
  • Copperfang: Oh, really? Well, by all means, let him in! (The weasel walks in)
  • Weasel: Greetings, dear Copperfang. It's nice to finally see you.
  • Copperfang: And...you are?
  • Weasel: I'm Mr. Darwin Weasley. You might know me as the nephew of your old friends, Alan and Drakey.
  • Copperfang: They never told me they had a nephew.
  • Weasel (Darwin): Well, they don't talk about me much, despite the fact that I made them the corporate people you knew they were today. You see, I am the President and CEO of widespread D-Mart stores everywhere, and I have a quite a deal for you since you've done so well for my uncles following their deaths.
  • Copperfang: Wait, you're the owner of D-Mart? The widespread super-store that makes more money than the whole money supply of any world?
  • Darwin: Precisely. People say I make trillions, but heck, that's bread money to me! We make so much money, we're talking zillions. So much, we have to invent a new word for it.
  • Copperfang: BY JOVE, YOU'RE THAT RICH?!?
  • Darwin: Richer than Bruce Wayne!
  • Copperfang: You possess wealth I only wish to get! What is it you want?
  • Darwin: I came to have you sign a contract that guarantees money by the hundreds, maybe in the zillions. I am looking for a toy company to partnership with D-Mart since the last one got shut down, and because you're reputation perceives you, you're the guy I need for the job.
  • Copperfang: Me?
  • Darwin: Of course. My stores are stupidly low on toys from Black Friday and we need to restock on toys before the sales of Christmas go down! And I'm sure even my uncles would allow this.
  • Copperfang:...Really?
  • Darwin: Trust me, gramps! We are supply and demand! We must supply!
  • Copperfang: Supply and demand?
  • Darwin: Of course! That would mean employees will have to work through the weekends, celebrations of any kind, even if it means on Christmas Eve and Day! Trust me, the rewards are worth it, my friend.
  • Copperfang: To be at par with the richest weasel ever? That's a deal I can sink my fangs into! You've got a deal!

Main Lobby

  • John:...(Sighs joyfully) Finally, after all these years of hard work, Copperfang is finally coming to his senses.
  • James: Yeah, it's very surprising. Maybe he's not so bad after all--
  • Copperfang: (On speaker) Attention all employees. There will be a change in plans. For you see, I have just signed a deal with my old weasel workers' nephew, the President and CEO of D-Mart, Mr. Darwin Weasley! This company is finally gonna become rich. (The employees get excited)
  • James: So that's what that weasel guy was!
  • John: Huh? I'm surprised. I'm actually proud for him--
  • Copperfang: However, sacrifices have to be made. You all are working through Christmas Eve and Day! He has many sales to meet and supply! This is a supply and demand world, and Christmas has no room for a modernized world! That is all. (Ends transmission)
  • Fox Worker: WHAT?!?
  • Crab Worker: NO FAIR!!
  • Badger Worker: THIS IS AN OUTRAGE!!
  • James: OH, COME ON!
  • John: But...but he promised we would have time off!

Elves' Sleigh Altitude

  • Alfred: Well, gentlemen, if my calcuations are correct, we're finally heading into Dragon Realms airspace.
  • Teddy: So, how do we find them now that this place has become more civilized with other animals from other worlds since Malefor's downfall?
  • Cupid: Don't worry, Teddy, we'll find them! All we have to do is find the Dragon Temple. That's where they live.
  • Alfred: (Suddenly, something in his pocket vibrates) What the--? (Takes out his imNaughty Pad device) Oh, great! My imNaughty Pad is acting up again! (Reads it)...Oh, no, it's Copperfang again!
  • Teddy: What did he do now?
  • Alfred: Well, let's see. (Presses the screen, and a view of Copperfang's office is seen as several employees are protesting)

Copperfang's Office

  • John: Boss, with all do respect, what's wrong with you? What in the Santa Compaña is going on?
  • Copperfang: Darwin offered me a better deal, that's all.
  • Darwin: Everybody calm down! I know this upsets you, but this is just business we're talking about.
  • James: But this isn't fair!
  • Copperfang: Sorry, James, but life isn't fair! You'll have to deal with it if you want to keep this job.
  • John: But senior, you promised!
  • Copperfang: I'm changing the promise! I'll let you off once Christmas is over and Darwin's deal with me is complete. Christmas is just another work day, and anyone who thinks otherwise should be boiled in his own pudding!
  • James: Well, that's not very nice!
  • John: But senior, Christmas is a time for giving. A time to be with one's family.
  • Copperfang: DO NOT REMIND ME OF FAMILY, JOHN! Family means nothing to me anymore. And as for Christmas, I say 'Bah, humbug'!
  • James: And I say 'Merry Christmas', 'MERRY CHRISTMAS'! Sir, you never keep your word with these things, and you're not being fair to us employees. Can't you just have a heart for once?
  • Copperfang: I don't want anymore protesting from all of you! Get back to work, or I'm calling in security! (The bulldog guards come out with nightsticks, everyone moans sadly, and leaves the office)
  • Darwin:...Wow, sir, you need to keep your employees on a tighter leash.

Elves' Sleigh

  • Teddy: What just happened?!?
  • Alfred: I'm afraid things with Copperfang just got worse. He broke his promise of letting his employees off because of his greed. I'm afraid we need to find that Temple and fast!
  • Dougie: Indeed. Donner, full speed ahead!
  • Donner: As you wish! (They speed up)

Toy Company Factory

  • John: (Going back to his post with James as tears fall down his eyes)...How could he break his promise?
  • James: And here, I thought he had finally changed.
  • John: Ay carumba, this is bad! What am I gonna tell my family? What am I gonna tell...*Sniffs* Teeny Tom? (Gonzo and Rizzo are seen watching them from out the window)
  • Gonzo:...(Sighs) Well, folks, Santa's worries are very justified indeed. Copperfang's lone interest in wealth has made him forget his sense of morality.
  • Rizzo: Geez, I thought he was a grouch before, but this?! Breaking a promise to a poor underpaid Chihuahua? That's like piling a whole MOUNTAIN of snow on us. Aren't those elves gonna get the Lodgers yet?
  • Gonzo: Rizzo, Santa insturcted those elves to bring only SpongeBob, Spyro and Kairi to him. I assure you that the Lodgers will find out about Copperfang's scroogy attitude in good time. But all in all, Christmas may be looking at trouble.

Parking Lot

  • Copperfang: (Heads towards his limo where his Condor butler waits for him) Take me home, Henry.
  • Condor Butler (Henry): Yes, sir. (Copperfang gets in the limo)
  • ???: SIR, WAIT! (John appears from out the door)
  • Copperfang: Uh, on second thought, take me to my usual lunch spot, and step on it!
  • John: PLEASE, SIR! THINK ABOUT MY SON!! (The limo just drives off in the streets leaving John coughing at the limo smoke)...(Sighs) ¿Cómo voy a cuidar de mi hijo ahora? (Spanish: How am I gonna take care of my son now?) (John sheds a tear, and walks back into the building)

Limousine

  • Henry: Pardon my curiosity, sir, but, what was that about? Didn't he say something about...a son?
  • Copperfang: Oh, just Jonathan's sob story about his sick son. You know, it's just natural selection. If he's gonna die, let him. His death will ease the problem of the surplus population, and one less mouth to feed. Why bother to care for someone who's death is eventual? (Henry didn't respond)...Henry? What's up?
  • Henry: Oh, nothing, I was just asking. I...I didn't wanted to engage conversation.
  • Copperfang: Good.
  • Henry: ("Oh dear! Always so negative! I know somewhere under all that self-entitled wealth-loving rudeness is a better snake. Especially for his...niece, the only member of his family who shows any respect for him.")
  • Copperfang: I think today was a special and grand day, Henry. I just signed a tremendous deal with Darwin Weasley.
  • Henry: You mean the President of D-Mart, sir?
  • Copperfang: And the nephew of Alan and Drakey that I didn't know existed. I wonder why the two didn't tell me about him?...Anyway, to my usual melon collie lunch spot. My stomach is starting to twist.
  • Henry: 'Melon Collie', sir?
  • Copperfang: It's a term for my depression of Christmas, Henry.
  • Henry: Right, sir.

A Local Café

  • Copperfang: (He and Henry arrive as the people in the store look at him with surprise, anger and disinterest)...
  • Henry: Sir, why are the people looking at you like that?
  • Copperfang: Probably because of the usual ways they think about me. Now let's go. (They arrive to a French Poodle waiter)
  • French Poodle: Ah, bonjour, monsieur Copperfang! Your usual table?
  • Copperfang: That would be lovely, Andre.

Table 9

  • Copperfang: (Slithers into his seat) Ahh, nothing like a nice meal after a sweet deal to sweeten the taste of profit. (Sighs joyfully as several people in the café look at him disinterested)...What are you looking at me for? (They left their table)...Yeesh, you'd think they'd treat an old person with some respect. (Henry looks at him for that statement)...What?
  • ???: Ahh, what a remarkable coincidence! (Darwin appears) How lucky am I to run into my honorable client in my favorite café in the town?
  • Copperfang: Darwin, what a pleasent surprise to see you here!
  • Darwin: (Sits down) I was going to go to your office and tell you about this whole deal we made. (Andre the Poodle appeared)
  • Andre: Would you like your usual, Mr. Copperfang?
  • Copperfang: No, I'm starting to cut back on those fattening dumplings and chicken. Just give me a turkey and mozzarella cheese sandwich with some tomato soup. Any of you want something?
  • Henry: I'm not hungry, thank you.
  • Darwin: I'd like just 1 dumpling and a some tomato soup.
  • Coppefang: And we'll just have water.
  • Andre: Coming right up. (Leaves)
  • Darwin: Well, Copperfang, I told the board about you, and they love ya! Your company's perfect for ensured sales! And we both are gonna benefit from this!
  • Copperfang: Wonderful news, Darwin! Just wonderful!
  • Darwin: I can see the future, gramps! You and I are both gonna benefit from this! We'll become marketing gods among men.
  • Copperfang: (Andre comes with their water) Well in that case, a toast to the new era of Copperfang & Weasley businesses all around! (They clink their cups together)
  • Darwin: I can imagine tomorrow being the best day of our lives already! (They take a sip of the water as Gonzo and Rizzo appear from behind a window)
  • Gonzo:...While the two business men enjoyed their lunch and success, Alfred, Teddy and Dougie arrived in the Dragon Realms and are about to drop Teddy off in the swamp to go get SpongeBob while Dougie and Alfred get Spyro and Kairi who are ready for Christmas caroling with the Digidestined and the other children.

Dragon Temple Swamps

  • Teddy: Oh, why do I have to be in a swamp? (Glowing eyes are watching Teddy walk through the murky water) It's so, icky, and gross, and icky, and now snowy, and icky. And icky! Did I mention that? (Stomps are heard, and Teddy turns around to see a swamp golem) YIPE, A SWAMP GOLEM!! (He makes a run for it, and gets out a snowglobe which creates a portal and vanishes trough it, confusing the Swamp Golem)

SpongeBob's Room, Dragon Temple

  • Teddy: (Enters SpongeBob's room panting after escaping the Swamp Golem)...Okay, I so don't ever wanna do that again! That place was dangerous! How could it get--(Spears are suddenly pointed at Teddy) AAAHHAAHH!!! (He is surrounded by Shen's wolves)
  • Wolf: STOP RIGHT THERE, INTRUDER!
  • Wolf #2: WHICH OF THE VILLAIN TEAMS ARE YOU WORKING FOR, SPY?
  • Teddy: I'm not one of them!

Later...

  • Teddy: (He is thrown in a cell) Aw, come on!
  • Boss Wolf: Alright, shorty, who are you? One of Cobra's many butt-ugly abominations, or Chrysalis's changelings? What about one of Dark Dragon's holographic-disguise machine soldiers? Or are you the same thing with Dr. Nefarious?
  • Teddy: Uh, do I look like someone who would be using a holographic disguise, or any of that other rubbish? I'm one of Santa's elves, and I need to see SpongeBob, Spyro, and Kairi for something important.
  • Boss Wolf: What kind of fool do you take me for? Villains aren't familiar with our turf that much, and one of our spies saw you being chased by one of our Swamp Golem neighbors!
  • Teddy: I'm telling the truth! Santa sent me and a few others to--
  • Boss Wolf: THERE'S MORE?!? Who else is in on it?
  • Teddy: Okay, this isn't something your boss, Lord Shen, would expect you to do. You usually don't do anything with intruders unless Lord Shen allows it.
  • Boss Wolf:...How do you know that?
  • Teddy: I'm one of Santa's elves, of course. We see things you do and what you did just like Santa! Don't believe me? Then you can just consider yourselves on the Naughty List forever!
  • ???: What is going on here? (Lord Shen arrives)...Who is that guy?
  • Boss Wolf: He's some guy we found sneaking in the swamps. We think he's impersonating one of Santa's elves.
  • Lord Shen: Really? (Looks at Teddy) Who are you?
  • Teddy: Teddy. Teddy Elfenstein. I work for Santa Claus, as you'd expect I would.
  • Lord Shen: And how will I know that you're not a spy for the Villain League, or any other villain team?
  • Teddy: The Villains aren't even active this time of year. Even they can't bring themselves to do something nasty on Christmas. It would embarrass them greatly.
  • Lord Shen: Are you sure?
  • Teddy: Yes. I cross my heart!
  • Lord Shen:...I'm not buying it. (Takes out his blade) Because it's Christmas, I will not kill you. But I want you to get out of this place before you force me to take drastic measures. Release him! (The wolves do that) Now get out.
  • Teddy: But Shen, you don't understand--
  • Lord Shen: I SAID GET OUT! (Slashes his blade at him, scaring him away as he runs straight out the door with the Lodgers noticing him) AND DON'T COME BACK!
  • Sandy:...Uh, Lord Shen, who exactly was that?
  • Lord Shen: Nobody important. Just another lousy spy from the Villain League trying to pose as one of Santa's elves.
  • Boss Wolf: Villains these days. Why won't they realize that they just can't fool the Shell Lodge Squad?
  • Shifu:...I don't know about this, Shen, did you take the time to talk with him?
  • Lord Shen: No, but I know a spy when I see one. Now let's not worry about that, and continue setting up the party.
  • Soothsayer: (As everyone does that, she looks disappointed)

The City

  • Alfred: (He and Dougie are seen searching the city for Spyro and Kairi on their sleigh until Alfred's imNaughty Pad vibrates again) Oh, boy, what did Copperfang do this--(Sees Lord Shen's name on the Naughty List)...Lord Shen? What's he doing on the Naughty List? (Taps the name and his actions against Teddy are seen)...Wow...that was rather strange.
  • Dougie: What is it, Alfred?
  • Alfred: Apparently, Lord Shen from the Shell Lodge Squad got himself on the Naughty List for scaring off Teddy without thinking things through, apparently thinking he was a spy for any of the villain teams. Well, I shouldn't be surprised. He was only 89% worthy of getting on the Naughty List before hand after his actions about Discord crashing the party.
  • Dougie: Why would he think immediately that Teddy was a villain spy?
  • Alfred: He was probably doing it because of his over-protective actions against Kairi. Remember the time Lord Cobra posed as the Easter Bunny and Chrysalis and those changelings of hers were posing as baby chicks?
  • Dougie: How could those Leagers pull that o--...Oh, yeah! Bunnymund didn't take kindly to that event, either.
  • Alfred: But at least Teddy is okay. But right now, we need to focus on finding Spyro and Kairi. They're second and third on the Nice List, so they're sure to know we're Santa's real elves.
  • Dougie: And what about Lord Cobra and those Leaguers? Since it was their fault that Teddy was almost killed for setting a trap on an Easter Sunday, what will become of them?
  • Alfred: I'm sure you know the punishment. We'll get some of those coal launchers and give them what they deserve.
  • Dougie: Coal launchers? Didn't you say we'd never use those since they're basically like modern versions of stoning?
  • Donner: Oh, relax, launching coal hasn't caused any casualties for our Santa. All it does is knock people out. That is as long as he keeps his rule of firing only one hunk of coal to strike meanies unless it misses.
  • Alfred: Exactly. We elves have trained ourselves enough with the gift launchers, and I'm sure we can use the coal launchers to the same effect.
  • Donner: Yes. It's much better than using guns, which is obviously out of character for person like Santa. I've seen videos on YouTube depicting Santa using guns, and damn, are they offensive.
  • Alfred: It'll be fun, too.
  • Dougie: Wait, I just thought of something. What if the Villain League gets suspicious of us, too? It's not an every day occurrence that Christmas elves wanna just come and launch coal at them.
  • Alfred: Their suspicion of us won't happen and I'm sure Lord Shen will figure out it was a misunderstanding when we find Kairi and Spyro. Though he doesn't know he's on the Naughty List now, he'll learn eventually. We won't use the coal launchers on him, though, that wouldn't be very necessary seeing how he's a hero. But I'll tell Santa about it just in case. (Takes out an iPhone, and prepares to call Santa)
  • Dougie: Uh, Alfred? Is it me, or are we above some kind of military bases?
  • Alfred: What're you talking about?
  • Dougie: Look! (They see that they're flying over a military base)
  • Alfred: Oh, boy, we all know how aggressive the military can be. Wait, since when was there a military base in New York--(Suddenly, they are being followed by 2 military helicopters)
  • Helicopter Pilot #1: You are in restricted airspace! Leave now or we will be forced to shoot you down.
  • Dougie: NO, NO, DON'T SHOOT! WE COME IN PEACE!!
  • Alfred: Uh, Donner, I think it's time to go!
  • Dougie: Get us to Spyro and Kairi's location and step on it, quick!
  • Donner: Roger, let's step on it, comrades! (The Sleigh disappeared from the sight of the helicopters at a very fast speed)
  • Helicopter Pilot:...Whoa! I think I need to lay off the pills, because I must be seeing things.
  • Helicopter Pilot #2: No, we saw it, too, lieutenant. But at least they're gone, so let's go back to base and call it a day. They're having milk and cookies.
  • Helicopter Pilot #1: Oh boy, my favorite!

Road in the Woods

  • Gonzo: (He and Rizzo are on the top of a tree and see Kairi, Spyro and their friends hiking through the woods on the sidewalk heading for the next town to carol and don't notice them) Our heroes are unaware of the problems at hand, and the elves have their own problems of being accused as Villain Leaguers in disguise because of past events.
  • Rizzo: Boy, I can't believe Lord Shen accused an elf as a spy all because of the Villain League disguising as holiday figures in the past. At least Teddy didn't die. That would be out of character for our great heroes.
  • Gonzo: Don't worry, he'll learn it was a misunderstanding in good time. Anyway, after the elves got away from the military helicopters, Alfred has already informed Santa of Lord Shen's actions and Teddy is now being forced to hide somewhere near the Temple to wait for Alfred and Dougie. As for the rest, Spyro and Kairi and their friends are in for a suprise when some of their invited guests come to pick them up and take them to the next town.
  • Rizzo: Where?
  • Gonzo: Over that glade.
  • Rizzo: When?
  • Gonzo: Right...about...now! (Some sleigh bells jingle as a beautiful green and long sleigh pulled by four white horses with Rutt and Tuke hitched up at the front with Sora, Riku, Mickey, Donald, Goofy, Minnie, Daisy, Scrooge McDuck, Pluto, Chip and Dale, Huey, Dewey, Louie, Max Goof with most of the Jungle Adventure Crew inside and Genie is driving the sleigh with Fu Dog at the front seat while Tantor, since there's not enough room for an elephant was following behind with Terk riding on him)
  • Sparx: Hey, what's going on here?
  • Spyro: It's some of our old friends, Sparx.

(This song plays)

A Family Christmas - Here We Come A-Caroling

A Family Christmas - Here We Come A-Caroling

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  • Kairi: (Applaudes) Nice singing, guys.
  • Everyone: MERRY CHRISTMAS, GUYS!
  • Tai: So, how was the travel?
  • Fu Dog: It was great.
  • King Julian: Yes, it lifts my spirit to be feeling the Christmas time again. I am even looking forward to getting back on the Naughty List! (Gets out a coconut) COCONUT FIGHT! (Throws it towards Kairi, but Spyro catches it)
  • Spyro: Whoa, there, cream puff! We don't need any of your silly antics this year.
  • Mort: (Zips up to Julian's feet) I can be the coconut! (Julian flings him off) WHOA!!
  • Timon: Would you guys like to come with us back to the Temple?
  • Kairi: Well, we just sent the children back home, and we were actually gonna have a brief look around, but I guess we could go home. I hear Uncle Shen was preparing something for me and Spyro after Squidward was grumbling about it.
  • Daisy: Well, then, hop on, and we'll--
  • Pumbaa: HOLY KRINGLE! LOOK AT THAT!! (Santa's sleigh has arrived and lands right next to The guests' sleigh)
  • Minnie: Oh, dear! I hope the people in there are alive!
  • Alfred: (Appears with the other reindeer) Well, hello there, Miss Kairi!
  • Kairi: You know who I am?
  • Cynder: Oh, boy, they must be some spies for the Villain League!
  • Spyro: Everyone get back! (Everyone does that)
  • Genie: Allow me! (Gets larger, and grabs the sleigh, and gets into a baseball-throwing pose)
  • Alfred: WAIT, DON'T! WE'RE NOT WITH THE--(Genie finger-flicks them off into the distance) AAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!! (They disappear)
  • Spyro:...Whew, that was close! Good thing we were way ahead of them. Now, let's return to the Temple.

Dragon Realms Desert

  • Alfred: (Everyone was heard screaming as the sleigh crashed in the middle of the desert. Everyone recovered quickly)Well, THAT could've gone better.
  • Donner: I KNOW I COULDN'T TRUST THEM! It's bad enough Teddy was chased off by over-protective excuse of a peacock, but now even his lousy adopted niece turned on us.
  • Alfred: It's probably my fault. I said their names like I already knew them. I should've thought things through since a lot of the Leaguers' past attempts involved that. I jinxed us.
  • Dougie: Oh, nice one, Alf! Now what do we do? Tell Santa we fudged up thanks to those skeptical Lodgers and put them all on the Naughty List?
  • Alfred: Yes, but I'm not in charge of the Naughty List. They were just being good protectors. Because of the League's mean holiday icon scams, they can't afford to trust holiday icons that so happened to know Kairi, SpongeBob, or Spyro, or have a growing interest on them alone. All we know is that the big man's not gonna like it.
  • Donner: I told you so.
  • Cupid: Donner, please!
  • Alfred: (Calls up Santa on an iPhone) Santa? I think we've got a problem.
  • (Santa): Don't worry Alfred, I have already sent a letter to the Lodgers that you were not one of the Villain League's holiday icon scams this time, and I need Spyro, SpongeBob and Kairi right away after I saw what Shen did to Teddy. I'm sorry for failing to perceive the Lodger's paranoid distrust to me and my fellow holiday icons thanks to the League's holiday scams.
  • Alfred: It's quite alright, sir. It looks like the producer didn't put Karma on our side and we end up having a very unfortunate day. But I already got an idea on how to deal with the Villain Leaguers for making things difficult for us.
  • Santa: Yeah, the coal launcher treatment, always a wise suggestion we never seem to agree with. I'm sure that Lord Shen will realize it was a misunderstanding.

Dragon Temple

  • Lord Shen: (Looking at Santa's letter) HAH! Do they actually believe I'll fall for that same old trick again? I mean, a letter from Santa? Everyone knows he's far to busy to actually try to contact anyone. And he only wants to meet Kairi, SpongeBob, and Spyro? And not the rest of us? Because Copperfang may be a threat? Come on, Cobra, you can do better than that. (He throws the letter into the fireplace where it is burnt)
  • Icky: Nice try, Cobra, but we're not all stupid. I can't believe he's trying to impersonate Santa! First the Easter Bunny, then the Tooth Fairy, Sandman, that flying love-spreading baby, and now this? He's better than that.
  • SpongeBob: It's sad to me that the League lacks the holiday cheer, or any true respect for that matter. They usually don't do evil on Christmas unless provoked.
  • Po: Then if that's the case, then what provoked them?
  • Icky: We didn't do anything to them this month.
  • Gilda: Well, can they help it? Santa surely loads them up with those black rocks every year.
  • Icky: Yeah. If anything, they're doing evil on Christmas time just because they want to.
  • Mr. Krabs: And they tried to make us turn against a well-respected toy company CEO like Copperfang? That's just unforgivable. I mean, why would someone want to just throw in a random person like that just to fool us? (They suddenly hear sobbing, and they find that Viper and Sir Hiss have returned)
  • Po: Guys, you're back!...Uh, Viper, why are you crying?
  • Viper: Because my guest didn't want to come this year. He's still being a scroogy person.
  • Sir Hiss: I'm just glad that Copperfang guy isn't here. He was a nasty jerk to even his own niece.
  • Lord Shen:...Did you just say 'Copperfang'?
  • Viper: Yes, that was my uncle, Copperfang. He owns a toy company and hates Christmas. He's even learned a few magic spells for part of his life. Why?
  • Lord Shen: (Shocked) Oh, crap!

12 seconds later...

  • Viper: WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU GOT A LETTER FROM SANTA CLAUS ABOUT COPPERFANG, AND BURNED IT?!?
  • Boss Wolf: We assumed it was another one of Cobra's holiday tricks.
  • Viper: You do realize that it wasn't a bluff, right?
  • Lord Shen: I apologize, Miss Viper, but you know how I get these days.
  • Marty: Oh, you're gonna be on the Naughty List for sure now!
  • Squidward: If we had known about Viper's 'guest' from the start, we would've known right away that it wasn't a joke! HOW DARE YOU KEEP IT A SURPRISE FROM US?!?
  • Viper: Alright, guys, alright, I'm sorry! I know my uncle isn't a very positive snake, but a Chinese warlock? I just don't know what Mang is thinking. The poor old serpent is just a lonely snake, he probably doesn't even believe in magic, let alone actually use it.
  • SpongeBob: We need to get that elf back!
  • Discord: Isn't that him over there? (He points out Teddy looking out the window as he disappears, but Discord teleports him back inside)
  • Teddy: WHOA! PLEASE DON'T KILL ME, I'M LEAVING!!
  • Lord Shen: Oh, give it a rest, Elfenstein, we know you're not a spy.
  • Teddy: Oh, thank God! I thought you were just playing with me.
  • SpongeBob: Sorry about the misunderstanding, Mr. Christmas Elf.
  • Teddy: It's okay, I forgive you. That's what Christmas elves do in situations like this. Too bad I can't check if you're on the Naughty List since I don't have an imNaughty Pad like my boss, Alfred, does. He and my friend, Dougie, are searching for Spyro and Kairi so they can tell them about all this.
  • SpongeBob: Well, you've come to the right sponge, Teddy. We'll help you anyway we can.
  • Lord Shen: Next time, I'll think thing through. So, what do we do?
  • Teddy: I'm afraid Santa asked for just SpongeBob, Spyro, and Kairi.
  • Lord Shen:...You're kidding, right? You're letting Kairi out with only two Lodgers who can barely protect her as well as an entire group?
  • Teddy: It's true. I know you want to protect Kairi, but your actions may've gotten you on the Naughty List. Plus, the Workshop's shield won't allow people close to the Naughty List to enter. I assure you, Santa has the best protection in the UUniverses. Your niece will be safe from any harm.
  • Lord Shen:...Hmm...I don't know. Perhaps I'm getting fooled again.
  • Shifu: Shen, he is not what you think he is. He's telling the truth. We sense no darkness in his heart.
  • Lord Shen: I'm not buying it! Get out the lie detector, BW, maybe I'm not gonna make it to the Naughty List after all.
  • Shifu: Boss Wolf, don't! Shen, don't make it hard for Teddy than it already is.
  • Soothsayer: Indeed. I assure you, Kairi will be safe. I haven't been wrong before, you know.
  • Lord Shen:...Very well. I'll allow it. (The doors open as Spyro and Kairi's group arrives)
  • Kairi: Hey, guys, we're back!
  • Lord Shen: Kairi, guys, you're back. Now I can finally show you my--
  • Spyro: Before you do that, I think it should be fair to warn you that we just bumped into some spies for the Villain League who were posing as Christmas elves.
  • Genie: And I took good care of them. Had them launched all the way to the Mojave Desert.
  • Po: What?
  • Furious Five: What?
  • Shifu: What?
  • SpongeBob: WHAT?!?
  • Viper: Guys, those were real Christmas elves. We just found out that Santa sent them here to find you two and SpongeBob for a problem concerning my uncle.
  • Teddy: It's true. Me and 2 others were sent to find you.
  • Sparx:...Yeesh, and I thought Fidget was a real screw-up.
  • Kairi: (Sighs) I should've known.
  • Cynder: Well, it's my fault for overreacting without sensing their levels of goodness.
  • Sparx: Oh, way to go, Cyndy!
  • Cynder: Will you PLEASE stop calling me that?!?
  • Teddy: Well, I guess I should tell Alfred and Dougie about all this. They'll be back here soon. (Gets out his iPhone, and dials)
  • Viper: I don't know about you guys, but I think I need to see Copperfang again and talk with him. He cares about me, so he'll never harm me, so I can do it by myself.
  • Shifu: Well, If you're sure, then carry on. (Viper leaves)
  • Teddy: (Calls his friends) Hey, guys? The Lodgers have discovered the mistake....Yeah...I know, even Spyro and Kairi know....Okay, I'll see you soon. Bye. (Hangs up) Alright, the others are on their way. You three will have to get ready.
  • SpongeBob: Alright, then. We'll pack our stuff. (Little do they know that a Changeling was watching them, and disappeared, but Lord Shen noticed it with his peripheral vision)
  • Lord Shen: (Gets suspicious)...Excuse me, guys, I need to make a call. (Leaves)

Villain League Fortress

  • Chrysalis: (Translating the Changeling's warning) He says that the Shell Lodgers have thought we were trying to kidnap Kairi by posing as real Christmas elves, which they were. The elves say that SpongeBob, Spyro, and Kairi are to go to Santa's Workshop to take care of some greedy and scroogy uncle of Viper's named Copperfang.
  • Lord Cobra: Really? They thought I was hoaxing them? ON CHRISTMAS TIME?!? (Laughs) What do they think I am, a monster? I made a rule not to do evil on Christmas unless provoked. But after all THAT, I say that counts as provoking to me. So we're gonna be going after those three heroes. Plus, this 'Copperfang' fellow can be of grand use to us.
  • Chrysalis: Really?
  • Cobra: Of course. This may be our only chance of getting what WE'VE wanted for Christmas! Well, not for Christmas, but for our entire career. To finally capture the three people we've been trying to capture for years so we can do what we've always wanted to do with them. It's perfect! It's- (Knocking is heard)... Who could that possibly be?
  • Chrysalis: I'll get it! (Opens door, and snarls, only for Cobra to drag her back in)
  • Cobra: WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU, WOMAN?!? I'll handle this. (Opens the door) Sorry about her- (Sees that there is nothing there but a present)...A present?...Well, that's odd.
  • Chrysalis: Let's open it!
  • Cobra: HOLD IT! We don't know what will happen as soon as we open it. Remember the last few times we were given the 'Smurf Present' treatment?
  • Chrysalis:...Well, that makes sense. But how will we know?
  • Cobra:...Hmm...I've got an idea.

Junjie's Room

  • Junjie: (Sleeps in bed until Cobra and Chrysalis burst in, scaring him straight out of bed) HOLY BEIJING PROVINCE!! Don't you two ever KNOCK?!? I could've been naked in here!
  • Cobra: Oh, come on, Junjie, it's Christmas. And we just so happen to have a present for you. (Takes out the present)
  • Junjie:...Really? You're giving me a present? The master of the Villain League is giving me a Christmas present?
  • Chrysalis: Of course. Would we lie?
  • Junjie:...Okay, thanks! (Takes the present and sits in bed ready to open it, and Cobra and Chrysalis chuckle softly as they close the door, and make noises that imitate them walking away, and they look through the peephole)
  • Cobra: This is gonna be fun!
  • Junjie: (When they see Junjie opening the present, they suddenly see that Bunnymund has popped out of it, and punches Junjie to the ceiling where his head gets stuck) OOF!
  • Cobra: (He and Chrysalis get shocked) What the--?!? What's HE doing here? (Bunnymund hears them with his good hearing, and he opens the door, and finds them)
  • Bunnymund:...Hello, mates! Been a long time. I can't forget the time you impersonated me to get close to Kairi, and had your shapeshifting philo-philes impersonate cute little chickadees to convince them more....It was an Easter Sunday, wasn't it?
  • Cobra:...Really?...You came here all because you wouldn't get over that incident?
  • Bunnymund: Yes, but this is about something else! And after how you used me to prank your poor foxy bloke, this has just turned personal. (The camera goes onto the fortress, as a thwack is heard, and the two are flung through the roof and out into the distance screaming) THAT WAS TO MAKE SURE YOU DON'T BE A BURDEN THIS HOLIDAY SEASON!! (On radio) This is Bunnymund to Shen, the two burdens are taken care of.
  • Lord Shen: (On radio) Good work, kangarabbit, now those two won't be a problem for those three.
  • Bunnymund: A 'kangarabbit'? Really?
  • Lord Shen: Just go back home, big boy!
  • Bunnymund: You know what, go bite yourself, whitey! (Ends transmission, opens a hole in the ground, and jumps into it)

Chapter 3: The Dark Man's Scrooginess/A Rough Trip to the North Pole/Santa's Warning/The Miser Bros' Misleading

Dragon Temple

  • Donner: (Alfred, Dougie, and the reindeer have arrived, and are ready to bring SpongeBob, Spyro, and Kairi with them) I still cannot believe you thought we were spies!
  • Cupid: Donner, get over it, please. They learned that it was a misunderstanding. You don't have to be sore about it.
  • Alfred: What's important is that we've got everything ready.
  • SpongeBob: (He, Spyro, and Kairi come out) Alright, we're ready.
  • Private: Keep them safe, Cupid.
  • Cupid: You can trust me with them, Private. They'll be fine. (They both hug)
  • Mickey: I'm just amazed that Comet was an inventor, and was able to give the Madagascar Santa a rocket sleigh.
  • Donner: Indeed. If he wasn't, we'd have infinite number of reindeer transfers. I have to speak for him since me and Cupid are only ones who speak.
  • Kairi: (The three hop into the sleigh with Teddy, Dougie, and Alfred) How long will this trip take?
  • Alfred: It's not a long trip, actually. We just need to face a few obstacles, nothing that we can't handle.
  • SpongeBob: I don't like the sound of that.
  • Teddy: Relax, SpongeBob, we can handle it. Our reindeer can keep us safe. Now hold on tight, we're about to take off.
  • Donner: Alright, men, tighten harnesses and think happy thoughts. (Cupid then thinks)

Cupid's Happy Thought

  • Cupid: (In Las Vegas carrying Private after a marriage) VIVA LAS VEGAS!!

Reality

  • Cupid: (She manages to pull the sleigh faster as the group holds on for dear life) WHOOO!!
  • Donner: CUPID, I DIDN'T MEAN IT LIKE THAT!!
  • Dougie: AAAHHH, I WANT OFF THIS THING!!
  • Alfred: KEEP IT TOGETHER, SNOWFLAKE!! (They zoom off into the distance)
  • Lord Shen:... Good luck, Kairi....

Copperfang's Limo

  • Copperfang: Ahh, a great feast to end a great day, isn't it, Henry?
  • Henry: Indeed, sir.
  • Copperfang: Now to return home, and relax.

Copperfang's Mansion

  • Gonzo: (Appears from inside a trash can as some Christmas carolers are seen singing, and Rizzo comes out from the can right next to him and spits out the filth) Copperfang lived in a mansion which was once owned by Alan and Drakey Weasley who, as you know, died of a poison-dart frog incident.
  • Rizzo: That was actually their fault, too. The poison-dart frog was homeless, and those two brothers had the bowels to swindle him, provoking the poor frog into using his toxic skin to poison and kill them. Well, I say it serves them right.
  • Gonzo: I'd say that, too. The mansion they left for Copperfang is as bleak and lonely as he is. And worst of all, he is not very fond of carolers like the ones over there.
  • Rizzo: Oh, he's coming! (The two hide inside the trash can again as the limo stopped, and Copperfang got out just to notice the carolers)
  • Copperfang: HEY, GET THE HELL OFF OF MY LAWN BEFORE I GET OUT MY SHOTGUN!! (The carolers screamed and got off of Copperfang's property) Hmmph, perhaps they could learn a thing or two about not trespassing on other people's property! (Enters the mansion as Gonzo and Rizzo pop out again, and Rizzo spits out the filth again)
  • Rizzo: I have to admit, for Muppets that pop out from nowhere, we sure do appear anywhere no matter how sanitary that place is.
  • Gonzo: Apperently, Lord Shen took his position of protecting his adopted niece seriously since the Villain League impersonated that bunny. Not to mention he had to call in that bunny to ensure that they wouldn't do anything nasty on their way to the North Pole. They were lucky to have realized the terrible things that Copperfang intended to do with his ill-gotten magic. Copperfang wanted to do it because of what just happened here. He wants peace and quiet, and just wants the carolers to 'shut up and mind their own business', as he said. He called it 'The Dark Man's Scrooginess'.
  • Rizzo: Wait, I thought he didn't do it yet.
  • Gonzo: Of course he didn't! I was just explaining. Of course, given enough time, he will do it soon enough. Little does he know that fate has something different in store for him.
  • Rizzo: Ok, I'm skeptical of this guy being a Chinese warlock. He looks nothing of the sort.
  • Gonzo: Anyway, ever since he neglected Viper's invitation to the Holiday Crossover Festival, Copperfang has decided to make an example of the Lodge by teaching them that he is not fond of Christmas at all by casting his curse on all holiday lovers.
  • Rizzo: Still skeptical.

Inside the Mansion

  • Copperfang: (He was in a room with magical symbol filled with Chinese words)
  • Henry: Sir, I don't think Miss Warts and I are agreeable with what you're doing with the spells her book had taught you.
  • Warthog Maid (Miss Warts): Don't you think you're taking this a little too far?
  • Copperfang: Miss Warts, I've tried everything I could to forget about Christmas, but it's existence has forced me to take drastic measures. And what better way to do that than by using The Dark Man's Scrooginess Curse to make them forget about everything. That way there will be no more carolers on my lawn, no more whiney employees, and more profits and money galore!
  • Henry: Is spreading a curse all across the Dragon Realms for the sake of a well-beloved holiday REALLY worth it?
  • Copperfang: I don't wanna hear it, you two! I know you are well-trusted, but I must not be reminded of anything that reminds me of family. I've had a hard time with it, and it pains me.
  • Henry:...Is that why you hate Christmas, sir? Because of your family disowning you?
  • Miss Warts: Not everyone in your family hates you, sir. Your niece, Viper, still cares about you. If you do this, you'll damage your relationship with her.
  • Copperfang: Just shut up, and mind your own business! I'm casting this curse, and that's all there is to it. Now leave. (They both sigh, and leave)...Good, they're gone! Now then, let's begin with my niece's boyfriend and those antihero friends of hers!...(Copperfang begins to quietly chant the curse's incantation)

The Dragon Temple

  • Lord Shen: (He, Cynder, and the other antiheroes were still checking on the preperations in the ballroom) Well, everything appears to be in order. Dear lord, I hope Kairi will be okay after I took care of those Villain Leaguers.
  • Lefou:...Hey, is anyone starting to feel...funny?
  • Riku: Yeah, I feel like I'm gonna be sick, or something.
  • Icky: We didn't eat bad fruitcake, did we?
  • Gilda: I don't think its the fruitcake, Ick.
  • Trixie: (Begins glowing green) What is happening to me?
  • Icky: Holy Brachiosaurs!
  • Lord Shen: What in the name of the Divines?!? (Suddenly, Cynder and Riku begin to glow green and transform into their avatar forms)
  • Iago: HEY, WHAT'S GOING ON OVER HERE?!?
  • Lord Shen: (Sighs) Cobra, what are you up to, now?
  • Boss Wolf: Uh, sir, I don't think this is Cobra's doing this time. This doesn't feel like his magic. (Suddenly all of Shen's wolves and apes started to glow green too)
  • Lord Shen: Well, if it's not Mang, then who else is capable of such magic?!?
  • Trixie: My God, it must be that Copperfang guy the elves told us about! He's putting the curse on us!
  • Boss Wolf: I'm out of here! (Runs off)
  • Lord Shen: My anti-magic charm! (He tries to run for it, but he freezes in place) AHH...I...I can't move! Must fight it! (He tries, but the spell is too powerful, and he lets out a peacock screech) NOOO!!!
  • Boss Wolf: GOTTA GET TO IGNITUS--(He freezes in place as well)...I...can't...move! (He begins to glow green along with the remaining antiheroes while howling in pain)
  • (Copperfang): It's no use! The Dark Man's Scrooginess cannot be beaten. As of right now, each and every one of you will cease celebrating Christmas, and aid me into making a Christmas to end all Christmases. My business will become the greatest in the UUniverses, and I won't stop for anything ever! Now go out into the realm, ruin Christmas permanently, and spread the curse to others who are weak-minded and do not have pure enough hearts! Kill anyone who does! (Chuckles, and the antiheroes begin getting green pupils and cackle menacingly)

Temple Doors

  • Private: (Sees the antiheroes going out the door) Guys, where are you going? Aren't you supposed to be checking the holiday decorations?
  • Sir Hiss: We're going to go have fun ruffing up Christmas, tiny!
  • Private: WHAT?!?
  • Lord Shen: As general, I declare that you and the others are forbidden to interfere! Boss Wolf, activate lockdown protocol!
  • Boss Wolf: Yes, sir! (He pushes a button)
  • Voice: Initiating Lockdown Protocol. All Passage Outside and Inside Restrained. (A giant force-field surrounds the Temple, and Private is stuck and unable to go through the shield)
  • Private: GUYS, NO!!
  • Icky: Sorry, Private! Wish you could come along and trash Christmas with us! NOT! (He and the other antiheroes laughed as they ran off)
  • Private: Uh-oh! This must be the work of that Copperfang person.
  • Soothsayer: You couldn't be more right. We must hurry to the others.

Meanwhile...

(Viper is seen slithering to Copperfang's Mansion as she, Copperfang, and the tainted antiheroes sing this)

Repo! The Genetic Opera - At The Opera Tonight

Repo! The Genetic Opera - At The Opera Tonight

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Santa's Workshop

  • Santa: (A loud alarm is raised as all of the elves paused from making toys. Santa is woken up from the alarm wails, and crashes through the floor again)...Aw, candy canes, I just fixed this floor! Oh, well! (Checks a giant monitor, and sees a view of the world as green icons in a small area turn to red) Uh-oh! I knew this day would come! (Takes out a Christmas-colored iPhone) ALFRED, THIS IS SANTA! COME IN, ALFRED! DO YOU READ ME?!?

Sleigh Altitude

  • Alfred: (He, Teddy, Dougie, Kairi, Spyro, and SpongeBob are seen riding through the sky as the reindeer pull them. Alfred's iPhone rings, the ring tone being 'Santa, Baby', and while some laugh at it, including Kairi, Alfred answers it) Hello--(Santa speaks loudly) AAHHH!!!
  • (Santa): ALFRED, THIS IS SANTA! COME IN, ALFRED, DO YOU READ ME?!?
  • Alfred: Yes, Santa, I read you loud and clear, what's the problem?
  • (Santa): IT HAS BEGUN, I REPEAT, THE DARK MAN SCROOGINESS CURSE HAS GOTTEN STARTED, AND IT'S CONCENTRATED SOMEWHERE NEAR YOUR LOCATION!
  • Alfred: What?!? (His imNaughty Pad vibrates again, and he finds that all the antiheroes' names are on it) HOLY BOREALIS!!
  • Kairi: What is it, Alfred?
  • Alfred: See for yourself! (The three see their friends' names on the Naughty List)
  • Spyro: Oh my, God! He's affected our antihero friends!
  • SpongeBob: Who?
  • Kairi/Spyro: COPPERFANG!!
  • SpongeBob: Oh.
  • Alfred: Let's see what they did to get them here. (Taps the icon that surrounds all the antihero names, and their actions are seen on the screen)
  • Kairi: Oh, no! They trapped the others in the Temple with the Lockdown Protocol!
  • Spyro: And they've smashed the inside controls!
  • Teddy: Well, that was rather fast, wasn't it?
  • Dougie: If this keeps up, everyone with no pure heart or a strong mind is gonna become scroogy! And what's worse is that they're laying waste to the town, and...they sang a song from Repo: The Genetic Opera?...Why the Dickens would they do something like that seeing that there's no opera to speak of--
  • Alfred: NOW'S NOT A GOOD TIME TO BE CRITICAL, SNOWFLAKE!!
  • (Santa): Calm yourself, Alfred! This is indeed a serious time for all of us, but we're helpless to contain the curse. With the Lodgers trapped in their own home, I guess it's all up to you guys.
  • Kairi: Us?...Are you sure we can do this on our own?
  • (Santa): You all have the hearts to save Christmas this year. That got you to be the first three people on my Nice List. I know you can do it.
  • Spyro: Well, if we're gonna do this, we might need some help. But who do we know can help us? Most of the people we've got left are trapped in that Temple.
  • (Santa): Just come over to my Workshop! I've got the best protection in the Dragon Realms. My Workshop is magically protected from naughty people. As nice people, you three can safely go by. Come here immediately, and be careful with those Miser Brothers.
  • Kairi: Miser Brothers? You have Miser Brothers here?
  • (Santa): Well, yeah. Miser Brothers are a well-known form of fiction, they're basically everywhere, just like the many Santas out there. Be careful when passing their turfs, they don't play nicely to trespassers.
  • Spyro:...Okay, we'll be right there.
  • (Santa): Good! Merry Christmas even though it's not the right time to say that. (Hangs up)
  • Alfred: Well, you heard him, Donner, let's head over to that Workshop and fast!
  • Donner: Loud and clear, Alfred! Let's move, comrades! (They speed up)

Dragon Temple

  • Sparx: What the hell is going on here?!? Why is the Lockdown Protocol on?!?
  • Devon: Yeah, that shield strikes like a guillotine, me and Cornwall were nearly sliced apart.
  • Cornwall: Yeah, we already gave up being separate a LONG time ago!
  • Private: Guys, I have bad news! All of our antihero friends have been corrupted by Copperfang's magic, and have trapped us inside with no way of stopping them, or Copperfang!
  • Soothsayer: This affair will not end well for us. With the shield up, all contact signals are lost, and we can't call for help. I'm afraid that SpongeBob, Spyro, and Kairi are the only hope we have left of stopping Copperfang from making the biggest mistake of his life. And trust me, I see a future that will never live up to Copperfang's favor if he is to let this happen. Plus, I fear Viper will not do well in convincing her uncle to stop this madness.
  • Patrick: WHY?!? WHY IS HE SO MEAN?!?
  • Discord: Don't look at me, I don't know.
  • Alex: Wait a minute, you're still here? Why aren't you affected by Copperfang's curse? Aren't you an antihero, too?
  • Discord: I prefer the term 'half-reformed', thank you very much. And I think it doesn't impact me because I'm magic.
  • Mr. Krabs: Well, I guess the Soothsayer is right. It's all up to SpongeBob, Spyro, and Kairi to solve this problem.
  • Sandy: How in tarnation are a sponge, a dragon, a princess, 3 elves, and 8 militant reindeer gonna...Wow, I just realized how clueless I was right there!
  • Private: I trust Cupid to protect those three.
  • Skipper: Yeah, well I don't! Those North Polers are gonna screw up somehow! I can feel it in my gut! (His gut rumbles)...What?...What I'm thinking about them is an urban legend?...(Sighs) Don't start with me, they're definitely not trustworthy! (His gut rumbles) Nope, I'm not listening! (His gut rumbles) You can do that all day, it's not happening! (His gut rumbles) Oh, come on, let something else tingle for once--(Suddenly he feels tremendous pain) AAOOOWWW, MY SPLEEN!!!
  • Tulio: Well, I guess Copperfang might be getting a 'black and blue' Christmas today. (The Lodgers laughed)
  • Mr. Whiskers: (To Brandy) I still don't get it.
  • White Rabbit: Hey, I'm for having fun at bad people's expense, too, but we kinda have a situation here!
  • Lola Boa: Right, we need to warn The Main 6 and the Princesses about this before they get the wrong idea.
  • Girl Sora: Well, actually, the Mane 5 and the Crusaders are the only ones we have to let know about this. The others are spending time with others, remember?
  • Tigress: And we can't intervene with the chaos Copperfang has already unleashed. It will make the situation much worse.
  • Puss: She's right.
  • Shrek: You serious?! We need all the help we can get out there besides those three people, and it wouldn't be right to just let that grouch do what he very well pleases! What if all of our enemies find out that the Lodgers are either corrupted or are helpless to do anything and decide to cause all kinds of trouble? Team Nefarious could discover this and decide to attack a defenseless Equestria and do whatever the hell they please. The Dark Dragon and the Scourge Empire will start to go on the conquest spree! And I don't think the Villain League will stay injured forever, and not to mention what THEY'RE CAPABLE OF!! Not to mention that there are several independent villains out there that could take advantage of us, especially since Prison 42 is facing financial trouble. We all know what will happen when the Galactic Feds shut it down and try to transport them out.
  • Mushu: I'm pretty sure Tricorn-Katras will be a proper substitute.
  • Shrek: That's beside the point! It'll mean THE EVENTUAL RETURN OF THE DARKSPAWN THANKS TO THE UUNIVERSAL BOUNDARY GENERATOR UNDER NEFARIOUS' CONTROL, AND WE WILL ALL KISS OUR MORTAL FREEDOM AND LIFE BYE-BYE!...(Whispers) See you never!...
  • Donkey: Yikeski, Shrek!
  • Puss: But as much as I wanna disagree, he may be right. We're gonna need all the help we can get on this thing.
  • Crane: But how are we supposed to contact someone when our shield jams transmissions coming in and out of the Temple?
  • Monkey: It basically stops ANYTHING from going in or out. It's as solid as a rock!
  • Merlin: And it shields magical illusions, so Discord, his parents and I are powerless to teleport out of the...shield...
  • Joe:...What is it, Merlin?
  • Merlin:...The shield protects from magical attacks!...THAT'S IT! GUYS, DO YOU KNOW WHAT THIS MEANS?!?
  • Discord:...That I can't amuse myself with magical games?
  • Merlin: No! We can lure our corrupted friends into the shield proximities, and when they least expect it, we will sneak around, activate the shield again, and PRESTO, our friends are free from Copperfang's curse!
  • Skipper: And how are we supposed to lure them here?
  • Merlin: Oh, pfft, they'll be back! They'll be here to gloat, and that's the moment that we lure them inside.
  • B.O.B: Merlin, you're a genius!
  • Merlin: There's just one catch, though. Even after we've cured them, the curse will still be active. When the shields are down, we won't be affected since none of us are antiheroes...except for Discord and his parents who are immune to the curse, and once we cure them, we can't deactivate the shield again. Otherwise, they'll be back to their corrupted selves again. We've only got one shot at this, too.
  • Discord: How about we take the time to call for help when we're tricking our corrupted friends?
  • Merlin:...That could work, too.
  • Discord: Yay, someone acknowledges my ideas!
  • Merlin:...Well, I guess we just have to wait for those guys to get back. So let's get ready!

Meanwhile...

  • Cobra: (He and Chrysalis are still soaring through the sky screaming, and end up falling into frozen water, where they are frozen in ice blocks that wash off on the edge, and their anger melts the ice away)...(Camera goes far away from them) SHELL LODGEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!! (His scream scares off birds, gets the attention of caribou, and even gets Yetis to howl like monkeys)
  • Chrysalis: Wow, we did NOT see that coming! I guess one of the Lodgers spotted my Changeling spy, and sent Bunnymund to make sure we don't do anything hasty to ruin their Christmas.
  • Lord Cobra: Oh, yeah? Well now I am DOUBLE provoked! Therefore, I will make their Christmas two times as worse! I don't care if I get coal in my stocking this year, or even if Santa's elves decide to create coal-launching guns to give a whole new meaning of 'getting hit in the Dickens', BUT THEY HAD JUST CROSSED THE LINE LIKE IT WASN'T EVEN A LINE AT ALL!! I will find that Copperfang guy, and I will make sure this Christmas is a Christmas they won't soon forget!
  • Chrysalis: But how will we get back home?
  • Cobra: We have magic, of course! We can just teleport back home!
  • Chrysalis: Oh, of course. (They both teleport back to the Fortress)

Villain League Fortress

  • Cobra: (He and Chrysalis teleport to Cobra's room) Ah, there we go.
  • Chrysalis: Wait a minute...what about--(Junjie bursts into his room with a piece of his ceiling stuck on his neck)...JUNJIE?!?
  • Cobra:...I...uh...(Chuckles)...(Quickly makes a sign that says 'Peace on Earth') Hey, look, Junjie, what does this sign say? You know what feuding characters do when they see this...don't you? (Junjie grabs the sign, and smacks Cobra and Chrysalis with it)
  • Junjie: USE ME AS A TEST DUMMY, WILL YOU?!? (He is heard beating up Cobra and Chrysalis as the camera is outside Cobra's door)

Later...

  • Cobra: (He and Chrysalis are bandaged and Cobra is on struts)...I don't think I can take anymore pain this year--(Suddenly gets hit in the head leg by one of the Frog Hunters' club) AAAOOOOWWWW!!!! (It's shown that one of the Frog Hunters was decorating the place for Christmas)
  • Reggie: I told you not to carry your club up here, you idiot! (Hits Darnell in the head with another club)
  • Darnell: (Without flinching) Ow!
  • Reggie: Wait a minute, what happened to--(Drops his club) Whoops!
  • Cobra: NononononoNONONONONO--(The club hits the same head-leg again) OOOWWWWW!!!
  • Darnell: SORRY, BOSS, WE'LL HELP! (They run down to help)
  • Cobra: NO, STAY AWAY FROM ME FOR ONE SECOND!
  • Darnell: HERE I COME, MR. COBRA--(Slips on a puddle of mop water) WHOAH!! (Squashes Cobra while the others slip, and crash into Chrysalis)
  • Batso: (Dubbed as SpongeBob) Careful, guys, I just mopped there.
  • Cobra: NOW YOU TELL THEM?!?...OHHH!!
  • Darnell: (Gets off of Cobra) Sorry, boss!
  • Cobra: JUST GO AWAY BEFORE SOMETHING ELSE HAPPENS!! (Barely gets up as the Frog Hunters leave) Oh, God, this is the worst Christmas I've ever had!
  • Chrysalis: (Barely gets up) I agree!
  • Cobra: Somebody get Plankton here so I can tell him I have a jo--(Slips on the wet floor) WHA-(Lands on his back) AAAOW, LIKE A STRING OF FIRECRACKERS, MY F****** BACK!! OH, GOD!! BATSO, WHY DIDN'T YOU TELL US TO WATCH OUT?!?
  • Batso: I thought you could see it, sir.
  • Chrysalis: Let me help you up, Coby! I--(Leans, and is unable to keep her balance, and lands on Cobra)
  • Chrysalis/Cobra: AAOOOOWWW!!!
  • Cobra: WATCH YOUR STEP, CHRYSALIS!!
  • Chrysalis: That wasn't the wet floor!
  • Cobra: Just get up! (The two wobble trying to get up, and they make it)...Now how are we gonna move without slipping? Batso, help us out here!
  • Batso: Sure thing, boss! (Pushes on Cobra who is literally motionless, but he cartoonishly can't push him, and he winds up slipping, and landing on Cobra's bad head leg)
  • Cobra: AAOOOWWW (Lands on the floor) AOOW! AA-HAA-HAAOOWW!! MY TAILBONE!! MY-MY TAILBO-HO-HO-HONE!!!
  • Batso: Terribly sorry, sir! Let me help--
  • Cobra: HELP?!? I THINK YOU'VE HELPED QUITE ENOUGH TODAY!! GET OUT OF MY SIGHT BEFORE I HAVE AN ANEURISM!
  • Batso: Okay, okay! (Leaves)
  • Chrysalis:...(Slips and falls to the ground) OWCH!!...(The two look at each other)...
  • Cobra: Well...this is rather awkward, isn't it?
  • Chrysalis:...Are you thinking what I'm thinking?
  • Cobra: Oh, no, not in the public!
  • Chrysalis: Aw!
  • Plankton: (Appears) You two called? I--WHOA! What the barnacle happened to you two?
  • Cobra: Don't ask, Plankton! PLEASE! We've had a hard time today! Get someone to help us to the briefing room so we can tell you about our new plan.
  • Plankton: Really? You're hatching an evil plan on Christmas? I thought there was a rule not to do that unless provoked.
  • Cobra: We've been provoked, Plankton! TWICE! I want to punish those Shell Lodgers for calling Bunnymund out on us!
  • Plankton: Okay, then!
  • Cobra: And do it gently, because we've been through a lot of pain--(He suddenly gets hit in the head with a flower pot) OW! (Then he gets hit in the head with an anvil) OWW! (A cart crashes on him and Chrysalis) OW!! (Then they're crushed by a piano)...AAAOOOOOOWWWWWW!!!

Later...

  • Plankton: (Cobra and Chrysalis end up in full body-casts except for their mouths, and are brought into the briefing room main seats by the Thug Tug Thugs) Thank you, guys!
  • Main TTT: Don't mention it! (They leave)
  • Plankton: Alright, what do you poor souls want me to do about this whole thing concerning this 'Copperfang' guy you've been telling me all about?
  • Cobra: Well, I'm sure you know everything, so I plan to give them a beating they'll never forget. You still have that SpongeBob robot you built during one of your old Christmas schemes?
  • Plankton: Well, it took weeks to rebuild, but yes. Why?
  • Cobra: We want you to use it to crush those lousy Shell Lodgers while we send Dennis to search for Copperfang. He could be of use to us with his powers. We--
  • Dr. Blowhole: (Bursts inside) LORD COBRA!!
  • Cobra: YIPE! (Jumps out of his seat, and falls right on the floor) AAA-HA-HAAAOOOWWW!!!
  • Chrysalis: Well, at least I'm not hurt...(Notices she's slipping off the seat) Oh, no! No, no, no, no, NO, NO, NOOO--(Slips off the seat, and lands on the floor) AAAAOOOOWWWCCCHHHH!!!
  • Cobra: BLOWHOLE, YOU BOTTLE-NOSED IDIOT!! COME IN GENTLY NEXT TIME, WE COULD'VE BEEN IN BODY CASTS!!...WHICH WE WERE!!
  • Blowhole: Sorry, sir! I just wanted to tell you that one of my lobsters was spying on the Dragon Temple, and something strange happened right out of nowhere.
  • Cobra: Really? What is it?
  • Blowhole: Well, they--
  • Cobra: Oh, by the way, would you be nice as to GET US BACK ON OUR SEATS?!?
  • Blowhole: Okay, okay, you don't have to be so mean. It's Christmas, for God's sake! (Pushes a button, and it activates some mechanical arms which grab Cobra and Chrysalis and put them back in their seats)...Now, as I was saying, the Temple's Lockdown Protocol was activated. And we saw all the antiheroes, Lodgers and non-Lodgers, responsible for it. They said something about lou-sing up Christmas.
  • Chrysalis:...You serious?
  • Blowhole: That's what my lobsters said. We couldn't make out what was happening inside since the force field jammed our frequencies. But shockingly, SpongeBob, Spyro, and Kairi weren't there. And we were able to find out that Viper was going to her uncle's home to stop him.
  • Cobra: Really? Hmm...Plankton, change of plans. Send your robot to protect Copperfang when Viper arrives. Then we'll use it to seek and destroy SpongeBob, Spyro, and Kairi wherever they are! My best guess is that they're heading for the North Pole to get help from Santa.
  • Plankton: My robot can't fly, you know! It would take it weeks to get to the North Pole on foot. Especially since there's a lot of ocean than land. But that doesn't mean I can't add a few adjustments to it. The problem is that it will take some time.
  • Chrysalis: How much?
  • Plankton: 2 days.
  • Cobra: TWO-TWO-TWO-TWO-TWO DAYS?!? IT'LL BE ALMOST CHRISTMAS BY THEN, THERE'S GOTTA BE A FASTER WAY!!
  • Plankton: I'm not a magician, snakehead! I can't pull a war machine out of a hat!
  • Blowhole: Don't worry, my lord! I was fortunate enough to make an exa-a-a-act replica of this tiny creature's mechanical monstrosity, but with far better upgrades.
  • Plankton:...You did that...WITHOUT MY PERMISSION?!?
  • Blowhole: Well, yeah. I figured it would be better if you didn't know.
  • Plankton: YOU BOTTLE-NOSED THIEF!!!
  • Lord Cobra: THAT'S ENOUGH! Blowhole, I want you, your duplicate, and Plankton to go see him.
  • Blowhole: As you wish. (Leaves)
  • Lord Cobra: HOLD IT! (Blowhole stops)...Would you take us to your lab to make sure your 'replica' doesn't screw up?
  • Blowhole: Ye-e-e-es, sir! (Uses the arms to grab them, but he accidentally drops them as they hit the ground)
  • Cobra/Chrysalis: AAAOOOWWWW!!!
  • Cobra: OW, MY COILS HURT!! OWW!!
  • Blowhole: Oops! My bad.

Blowhole's Lab

  • Plankton: (He, Blowhole, Karen the Computer Wife, Cobra and Chrysalis see the Robot SpongeBob, only with adjustments) Are you sure this piece of crap won't be a screw-up?
  • Blowhole: Of course it won't! Why?
  • Plankton: Did you get the circuitry right?
  • Blowhole: I accounted for the circuitry.
  • Plankton: The weapon compartments?
  • Blowhole: I accounted for the weapon compartments.
  • Plankton: And the function where it becomes a more powerful form?
  • Blowhole: I accounted for that, too! I accounted for EVERYTHING! Now shut up and let me prepare this thing. (He winds up the key, turning it on) See, I actually REMEMBERED the winder.
  • Plankton: Yeah, whatever.
  • Robot SpongeBob: I'm ready, I'm ready, I'm ready, Ready to destroy Christmas!
  • Lord Cobra: Excellent, it works!
  • Plankton: I don't even wanna ask.
  • Lord Cobra: Now get us in that fancy vita-tube you've been working on so we can come, too.
  • Dr. Blowhole: Yeah, about that, I'm not exactly finished with it, yet. It's still being worked on.
  • Cobra: Are you serious? How long will it take to fix, then?
  • Dr. Blowhole: It'll take until tomorrow to be completed, so it's not all THAT bad, right?
  • Cobra:...(Sighs) Very well, then. You'll have to meet up with Mr. Copperfang yourselves. We'll be magically guiding you along the way.
  • Plankton: You can count on us!

Copperfang Manor

  • Copperfang: (Chuckles) I did it, Henry! I finally put Christmas in a well-deserved grave! Now nothing, not even my brainless niece and those simpleton misfits, can stop me!
  • Henry: (Riddled with guilt) Sir, please! Why do this to such a grand holiday?
  • Copperfang: Like you don't already know! Now, get out of my sight! (Henry quietly obliged, and walked out of the room, and faces Warts)
  • Henry:...He's doing this all because of non-sympathetic parents!
  • Miss Warts: Yeah. He just doesn't understand what he's doing because of a tragic past with his family. Even having a family of his own wasn't possible since the choice he made in life made him too greedy to keep a relationship. He needs help.
  • Henry: But what can we do about it?
  • Miss Warts: Nothing except to hope for a miracle. We can't talk him out of making this rash choice, and he's too blinded by his screwed-up life to realize the consequences of his actions. Unless something comes up, nothing will get better for him. (Sighs, and they look at Copperfang again)
  • Copperfang: (Laughs as he watches the ensuing chaos) Soon, Christmas will die! And I shall be the owner of the greatest toy company of all time! Nothing is gonna--
  • ???: Uncle! (Viper appears at the door)
  • Copperfang: VIPER?! I thought you were trapped with the other misfits!
  • Viper: I left before you casted the curse to try and reason you out of doing this. You never told anyone you were a warlock.
  • Copperfang: Niece, you over-reactive simpleton, you and the others were easy to convince otherwise. Besides, once Christmas is gone, people will decide it's not worth celebrating anymore.
  • Viper: Uncle, I--
  • Copperfang: At last, the cycle of my despair will finally break. By next year, everyone will have forgotten about Christmas.
  • Viper: I don't understand, Uncle, what's the matter with Christmas?
  • Copperfang: The matter? THE MATTER?

(This song played)

Olive, The Other Reindeer "Christmas! Bah, Bug and Hum!"

Olive, The Other Reindeer "Christmas! Bah, Bug and Hum!"

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  • Viper: Uncle, I won't let you do this!
  • ???: Then it's a good thing we got to him first, you bitch! (Viper gasps to see Blowhole, Plankton, Karen, and the SpongeBob Robot)
  • Plankton: Robot, send this broad packing! (The Robot SpongeBob doesn't respond)...Uh, hello? I said GET HER!
  • Blowhole: Uh, hello? It's MY creation, remember? It only serves me. Now, Robot, send this bro-o-o-oad packing!
  • Robot SpongeBob: Target Confirmed. Seizing Shell Lodger! (The Robot manages to restrain Viper despite trying to defend herself)
  • Viper: Uncle, what are you doing with the Villain League?!?
  • Copperfang: They're just here to ensure Christmas gets destroyed, and to ensure you misfits don't ruin my plans. You never were a smart girl, Viper. I don't know what the rest of the family ever saw in you!
  • Viper:...Uncle, I can't believe you're doing this! Don't you care about me?
  • Copperfang: Of course I do, that's why you're not dead. I'm just going to make sure you stay out of my way. (Magically turns Viper into a terra-cotta) Make yourself comfortable while I get ready to destroy the only thing that stands in the way of my destiny.
  • Viper: Uncle, no!
  • Plankton: UNCLE, YES!
  • Viper: Uncle, please, listen to me! The League is only helping you so they can control you in the end because of the spell! You're business isn't going to be the best after the deal you made, and being in league with these guys will make it worse. They're our enemies! If they know that you're my uncle, they'll surely betray you.
  • Copperfang: Oh, please! They only want to keep your simpleton friends from stopping me from doing this. Take her to the basement. She could be more comfortable with the few people who dared to trespass on my yard.
  • Viper: NO! NO! UNCLE, YOU CAN'T DO THIS! STOP!! (The Robot SpongeBob brings her to a basement, and places her on a shelf with other people who were turned into terra-cottas like girl scouts, traveling salesmen, Jehovah's Witnesses, and union workers with protest signs)...(Sighs)...
  • Girl Scout #1: Oh, don't worry, miss. It's not so bad. If you want, you can buy some girl-scout cookies.
  • Salesman #1: And how the heck can you sell some cookies AS A TERRA-COTTA?!?
  • Jehovah's Witness #1: Calm yourself, Marcus. They're just being nice.
  • Viper: (Sighs)
  • Copperfang: Now that she's out of the way, I do believe there are corrupted misfits who need to make sure they do their jobs right and ruin everyone's Christmas, and all the while ensure their friends don't ruin it. While you do that, I shall turn in for the night. I want a progress report on how many people have begun hating Christmas just as much as I do! (Chuckles) I bet people will soon be thanking me for it.
  • Plankton: Of course, dear Copperfang, you will not be disappointed. (Chuckles as he and the villains left, and it is shown that Gonzo and Rizzo were watching this through a window)
  • Gonzo: And so you see, Copperfang has turned on his own niece and has made a rash decision to make the Villain League his allies. With Viper unable to leave, as well as the other Lodgers, it is all up to Spyro, SpongeBob, and Kairi to set out for the North Pole with Alfred, Teddy and Dougie and figure out a plan to stop this curse from getting worse.
  • Rizzo: Poor Viper! I hope those other talking terra-cottas don't get her too annoyed.
  • Gonzo: Those terra-cottas were the poor souls who Copperfang turned into terra-cottas, and is intending to sell off in New Year's Eve Auctions this year.
  • Rizzo: Ohh...that sucks.

Sleigh Altitude

  • Kairi: (The group is still riding the sleigh) Again, Teddy, I'm sorry about the confusion my uncle's partner gave you a hard time with. He just thought Uncle Shen would appreciate it since he wanted to keep me safe from the Villain League. They've been a real pain to us a lot of times before. Especially throughout the course of the year with their holiday icon scams. They've been doing that for as long as we could remember...

New Years Eve 2012

  • Icky: (Everyone was celebrating) Here's to 2012 not being the apocalypse everybody thought it was going to be!
  • Lord Shen: And another year of us stopping the forces of evil once more.
  • Kairi: Yeah, I admit, that 2012 movie really had me there. All I can say is that I'm never seeing that movie again. (The doorbell is heard) I got it!--
  • Lord Shen: HOLD IT! We don't know who's there, Kairi. It might be a trap. I'll be the one to do it. (He opens the door and sees a harmless baby that's apparently Baby New Year)...Baby New Year?
  • BNY: (In a familiar voice)...Goo-goo, ga-ga, pee!
  • Lord Shen: (Some of the Lodgers laughed) Nice try, Mang! I know you and the Leaguers are desperate to get a hold of my niece and satisfy your dark plans, but SERIOUSLY?! This is the best you could come up with?
  • Cobra: OH, COME ON, IT TOOK THE SLAVES FOREVER TO MAKE THIS! (Kairi couldn't help but burst with laughter)
  • Kairi: Just go, Mang! We're really not gonna take you seriously looking like that. (Laughs)
  • Lord Shen: Someone get me my big cannon, please? (Cobra screams like a girl and makes a run for it, leaving the Lodgers and Kairi, and even Shen, to laugh)
  • Hades: (He and Makunga see him walking to them in utter humiliation) I told you it wouldn't work! (Makunga scoffs)
  • Cobra: Shut up! Just shut up right now!

Valentine's Day 2013

  • Icky: Happy Vally's Day, my coo-coo griffin!
  • Gilda: Oh, Icky, I appreciate the V-Day gift, but could you PLEASE not call me that in public?
  • Lord Shen: (With a kiss mark on his cheek) A toast to a lovely Valentine's Day!
  • Kairi: Well, it looks like SOMEONE'S had a good Valentine's Day in Canterlot.
  • Lord Shen: What do you mean?
  • Kairi: The cheek?
  • Lord Shen: Oh, (Chuckles), you noticed that? Well, uh, (Wipes it off) It was just a little visit.
  • SpongeBob/Kairi: Suuuure! (The doorbell rings)
  • Spyro: I got it. (He opens the door, and Cobra appears in a similar disguise, but of Cupid)
  • Cobra:...Uh...Happy Hearts Day?
  • Spyro: Oh, come on, Mang, is that REALLY the best you can do? You look EXACTLY like your last disguise!
  • Cobra: I thought you would've forgotten that after 2 months!
  • Spyro: SHENZI, YOU IN THE MOOD FOR SOME COBRA-PUMMELING?!?
  • Shenzi: Hell yeah, I'll get my boxing gloves!
  • Cobra: I'M GOING, I'M GOING!!
  • Spyro:...Seriously, he couldn't even learn from that last mistake?
  • Sparx: Yeah, you'd think he'd do better.
  • Hades: (Cobra arrives to him and Makunga again) You'd think you'd do better. (Makunga laughs)
  • Cobra: DON'T MAKE ME IMPALE YOU!!

St. Patrick's Day 2013

  • Patrick: (All the Lodgers are dressed in green, and 'Drunken Irish Dad' from Family Guy plays in the background) (In an Irish accent) What a wonderful time to celebrate me, ain't it?
  • Kairi: (In a pretty green dress) Actually, it's not named after you, remember?
  • Patrick: Oh, well...what does this holiday celebrate?
  • Shrek: It's just an Irish holiday which celebrates when Ireland discovered Christ-- (A doorbell was heard)
  • SpongeBob: Coming! (Opens the door, and sees that it's Cobra and Chrysalis disguised as two male and female leprechauns)
  • Cobra: WELL, HI-CHIPPERY HO, LADDIE?! ME AND ME WIFE OFFER YE' A LOVELY POT'A GOLD STRAIGHT FROM LEPRECHAUN-LAND!
  • Spongebob: OH MY GOSH, LEPRECHAUNS! GUYS, SOME LEPRECHAUNS CAME TO OFFER US GOLD!!
  • Mr. Krabs: WAIT, I SAW THEM FIRST, YAAAA--(Jumps onto Cobra and Chrysalis, and this shortens out their magic disguises, and reveals themselves) Mine, mine...Hey, wait a second! Where's the pot of gold? I--(Realizes he's on Lord Cobra and Chrysalis) YOU!!
  • Chrysalis: GET OFF OF US, YOU CRUSTACEOUS FAT BLOB!!
  • Kairi: Well, I saw THAT coming. You just don't know how to fool me, Mang! None of your disguises fool me anymore now that you've done this more times than I can count.
  • Cobra:...Sweet Dumplings, Kairi, you look nice in that outfit!
  • Kairi: Don't push it! (Hades and Makunga laugh at them)

Present

  • Teddy: Okay, okay, Miss Kairi, there's no need for the apology and the life story. We still don't mind. As long as I'm still alive. Santa wasn't the only holiday icon who was none too pleased with what that monster of a Cobra and the Villain League pulled.
  • Alfred: Yes, everybody makes mistakes, and not everybody should be angry about them.
  • Spyro: At least we're still on the nice list. We need to get this whole curse problem fixed ASAP. Who knows how many more people will fall victim to it?
  • Dougie: Yes, but for some reason, your other Lodger friends weren't affected by it.
  • Spyro: Probably because Copperfang wanted to affect just the antiheroes since the others weren't good enough to corrupt, and had enough Christmas spirit to be immune to it. But it might also have to do with the shield they're trapped in. It shields from magical attacks.
  • SpongeBob: Well, if it does that, then why don't they lure our corrupted friends into the shield and cure them from their darkness?
  • Kairi: The shield keeps everything from coming in and out. There's simply no way that they can lure them there to do it. They'd have to have a miracle in order to get out of that situation. And even if they could do it, they'd have to keep the cured Lodgers inside the shield to ensure they don't suffer the curse again.
  • Spyro: She's right. We're the only hope we have for them. Santa will know what to do. We just have to go to the North Pole, and talk with him about his plan. Whatever it is.
  • Alfred: Okay, it should be fair to warn you guys that we're almost within the Miser Brothers' Territorial Range. Once we get there, you'll have to brace yourselves because they'll be throwing whatever they've got at us.
  • SpongeBob: But we don't even have bad teeth.
  • Alfred: I mean hold on tightly!
  • SpongeBob: Oh. Well, that makes more sense.
  • Spyro: We've never actually met this world's Miser Brothers, so we don't exactly know what they can do-- (A familiar theme plays again as a series of fireballs and icicles passed through them) WHOA, WHAT THE HECK?!?
  • Kairi: It's them!
  • Heat Miser: THOSE ICE-LOVERS TURN A DRAGON, A GIRL, AND A SEA-CREATURE AGAINST US!! FRY THEM TO KINGDOM COME!!
  • Snow Miser: HEY, THOSE ELFS BEFRIENDED A DRAGON!! THEY MUST BE IN LEAGUE WITH HEAT MISER!! TIME TO REALLY GIVE THEM THE COLD SHOULDER!!
  • Spyro: What's their problem?
  • Dougie: Let's just say it's a kind of a feud that began many moons ago.
  • Alfred: No time to bore you guys with the details, we got to avoid these crazy morons. Donner, you know what to do!
  • Donner: Aye-aye, sir! (They move fast enough to dodge the fireballs and the icicles)
  • SpongeBob: I THINK I'M GONNA PUKE!!
  • Spyro: KEEP IT IN, SPONGEBOB, WE'LL MAKE IT THROUGH THIS!! (One of the launched icicles shoots right past the sleigh, and it soars away from the area) I HOPE THESE MISSED PROJECTILES DON'T END UP HURTING SOMEONE!

Meanwhile...

  • Patchy: (He and Potty are still driving the fruitcake truck, Inside the Fruitcake truck arguing about which Christmas carol had the better directions) Oh, hello again, kids! I'm still on me way to Santa's Workshop, and I decided to choose the shortest route.
  • Potty: I told you that's not right, imbecile! We just follow the right Christmas carol and it leads us to Santa. Right down Santa Claus Lane, it went.
  • Patchy: Potty, I know what I'm doing! (The camera goes on the soaring icicle as it smashes onto the road Patchy and Potty are on, and it leaves sharp edges)
  • Potty: PATCHY, ICE SHARDS!
  • Patchy: Oh Potty, you and your little fantasy wo-- (He noticed the shards and he and Potty screamed, and luckily drove out of the way) HOLY SMOKES, THAT WAS CLOSE! At least we're not stranded in the middle of nowhere like last ti--
  • Potty: Uh, Patchy?
  • Patchy: (Shrugs) Now what? (Potty points to a fireball which incinerated a bridge which the truck was about to drive over. Patchy screams like a little girl and put his foot on the breaks, and the van stops)...Oh, thank Neptune for that! I thought we were canned for a moment-- (A launched icicle hits one of the truck's tires causing the air to go out)...Aw, barnacles! We got a flat tire! But at least the pain is over--(A huge truck slams into the fruitcake truck, sending it flying as Potty and Patchy's screams were heard)
  • Truck Driver: Whoa! I had no idea my truck was THAT strong. I hope that driver is okay.

Sleigh Altitude

  • Kairi: (Patchy and Potty's truck are seen flying behind the sleigh as their screaming was heard, and they crash somewhere close by as Potty squawked loudly)...Did you guys hear something?
  • Spyro: It's probably just the wind.
  • SpongeBob: OH, WOW, THIS IS SO EPIC! I WISH I BOUGHT MY CAMERA!
  • Alfred: Look! It appears that the Misers have some reinforcements. (They see a few other creatures coming from the mountain temples of the Miser territories. Heat Miser's forces appear as walking lava-colored salamanders (legendary creatures) with orange glowing streaks and orange/red/brown spines, and wearing either medieval armor or tattered clothes, and riding some horses and wyverns which have similar patterns and skeletal-like structures. They all wielded fire-covered bows and arrows. The Snow Miser had blue-white-skinned human-like beings that vary in height with black, dark-blue, gray, or white hair, pointed ears, and tattoos and jewelry. They had armies of taller Yetis with white hair, red eyes, gray skin, and ape/human-like postures, as well as some 4-legged dragons. They all wielded magical ice bows and arrows, and the Yetis had large spiked clubs)
  • Spyro: Whoa! It's become a battlefield down there.
  • Salamander Commander: (Appears in a medieval suit of armor with glowing orange eyes, a scar on his left eye, missing teeth, and short orange spines on his head. He growls like a dragon as he is accompanied by 2 other salamanders, one being a female with clothes, brown spines, orange hair, and yellow eyes, wielding a flaming sword and the other being a taller male with strong black knight's armor, an eye-patch over a scarred right eye, red spines, brown eyes, and another flaming sword)
  • Ice Being Commander: (Appears as an Ice Wizard similar to Gandalf with tattooed face marks, dark-blue hair, indigo eyes, a blue robe, and a large staff with ice crystals on it. He was accompanied by an Aragorn-look-alike with black hair, dull-blue tunic, and a transparent sword, a short one similar to Gimli, having gray hair, dark-blue armor, a a transparent battle axe, and a tall one similar to Legolas, with darker-blue skin color, a star-tattoo on the left eye, long sand-blue hair, a bow and magical ice arrows, gray-blue armor, and dark-blue eyes) ATTACK!
  • Salamander Commander: COUNTER-ATTACK! (Each of the forces attack each other and get into a huge battle as the Ice and Heat commanders watched expressionless)
  • Ice Wizard: The forces of fire are spreading fast. They need to be quailed immediately!
  • Ice Human: The Firedrakes are coming dreadfully soon, and are attacking on all sides, General Snowdrift! The forces of Snow will be decimated if they keep this up!
  • Ice Dwarf: Not as long as the Yetis can do something about it, Kelvin! General Flambé has always been known to be one step ahead of us during this feud.
  • Ice Elf: But we can't afford to be overconfident, Frostgard! This 'global warming' phenomenon has been bringing Heat Miser one step ahead of us! The forces of heat are getting stronger thanks to it. If we don't do something about it soon, the polar ice caps will melt, and most of the world will be consumed by the sea. After all, this world more or less started to have widespread green Christmases in places that had White Christmases.
  • Ice Wizard (General Snowdrift): Indeed, Freezearrow, the humans have unknowingly aided the forces of heat with their factories pumping carbon dioxide into the air we breath. But even that won't be enough to stop us. We will soon see the day that the forces of heat fail, and all parts of the world, even places of the likes of Hawaii, the Caribbean, and even the Gobi Desert, will finally be free of the clutches of drought and harsh temperatures. Tell the troops to initiate an aerial counter-strike on Flambé's outposts! That should cripple them enough for us to take care of their aerial assault.
  • Ice Dwarf (Frostgard): As you wish, sir! (Blows on a blowhorn, and the Ice People cheered as they took off on their Ice Dragons)

Sleigh Altitude

  • Spyro:...You didn't say The Misers had followers.
  • Alfred: Well, it's not exactly a private fight between the Miser Bros. They have their own infantry of beings and creatures of fire and ice. Heat Miser is the ruler of a race of salamanders who have been getting stronger with this global warming phenomenon that's been going on.
  • Spyro: And by 'salamanders', you mean the legendary creature, right?
  • Alfred: Affirmative.
  • SpongeBob: Who names a legendary creature after a real creature? Isn't that very confusing?
  • Alfred: And Snow Miser is the ruler of the 3 tribes of the Iciclians, ancient humans, elves, and dwarves that descended from Eskimo tribes. They don't agree with each other that much because of the conflict their rulers have. Especially with their commanders, General Flambé and General Snowdrift. Since they don't play nicely with strangers, it's best if we stayed out of it.
  • Dougie: Yeah, it seems pointless. They're already being handled by Mother Nature. Besides, we have a job to do with Santa.
  • Kairi: He's right, guys, we don't have time to lose here--(She barely dodges a fireball) WHOA!!
  • Teddy: HEY, IS THAT ANY WAY TO TREAT A LADY?!? DON'T MAKE ME COME DOWN HERE, AND SHOVE A CANDY CANE UP YOUR--
  • Alfred: Teddy, sit down immediately! (Teddy does that) Our attention must only be focused on getting to Santa's Workshop. Santa's got a plan waiting for us, and we can't waste our time with this feud that's already being taken care of. Do I make myself clear?
  • Teddy: Yes, sir!
  • Kairi: Now that I think about it, isn't all of this too extreme to decide what kind of Christmas certain nations should get? I mean, it seems like a pointless feud when you think about it.
  • Alfred: Not for the Misers, it's not. No persuasion will help since they hate trespassers. They naturally hate each other, it's like the natural order. Fire and Ice don't get along together.
  • Spyro: So what you're basically saying is...
  • Alfred: Their feud is what keeps the balance between cold and hot stable. Though, to be honest, we don't necessarily know what happens if they agree on something. Will the balance still go well? Will it end global warming? Will it freeze the world? Will it incinerate the world? Whatever it is, we prefer not to take the chance. The only person who knows how to make sure this doesn't go wrong is Mother Nature. Though, people rarely see her, so asking her what could happen would be hard to accomplish.
  • Kairi: Okay, so you're saying that we should just let them fight?
  • Alfred: Yes. It's what's best. Now let's go. We've got a lot of work to do. (The sleigh finally exits the Misers' territory)
  • Heat Miser: (Sees this) D'OH, THEY GOT AWAY AGAIN!! What am I paying you girls for with this?
  • Flame Lady #1: You don't pay us, sir. We don't have any reason to barter since we live in the middle of the Arctic.
  • Heat Miser: Oh, forget it!
  • ???: Do calm yourself, HM! (A fire wizard resembling Saruman appears, only he has orange hair, yellow eyes, brown skin, a scarlet robe, and has a black and orange staff) You know what happens when you have too much of a temper.
  • Heat Miser: I'm sorry, Flamuman! A dragon, one of my own acknowledging creatures, has sided with Santa's elves! Santa, that over-favorer of White Christmases has just turned this world's dominant species against Green Christmases! It's bad enough all the UUniversal settlers that colonized this place were seduced by him, NOW THIS?!?
  • Flamuman: You know it's been insisted time and time again that Santa and his elves are strictly neutral to even your brother of ice, my lord. They can't help it because it's their job. They only pass through here because it's their only route to go across the world and deliver their toys. Their reindeer have been taking a vacation after the many times you two burn and freeze them for your feud.
  • Heat Miser: WELL, SANTA WENT BACK ON HIS WORD, JUST LIKE LAST YEAR, AND THE YEAR BEFORE THAT, AND THE YEAR BEFORE THAT! Well, fine! If he wants it that way, then I'll teach him a lesson. I want General Flambé to take his two children, Vulcan and Venus, to pay Santa a warm visit. And by warm, I mean HOT! I want them to bring that purple dragon to me. This year will be a Green Christmas for once!
  • Flamuman: You know fully well that this violates the agreement, Lord He--
  • Heat Miser: FLAMUMAN, THAT'S AN ORDER!!
  • Flanuman:...(Sighed in defeat) As you demanded, my lord.

Flame Mountain Base

  • General Flambé: (Arrives with his two accomplices, his children, Vulcan and Venus, on their fire-horses) Those Iciclians are threatening our Green Christmas greatly! If we don't do something, White Christmas will take the cake this year like it did the following years before.
  • Male Salamander Accomplice (Vulcan): Father, don't be upset. We fought valiantly, and we did take down a small portion of the Ice Mountain Base. We crippled a few of their operations, isn't that right, Venus? (Venus, the female accomplice, said nothing)...Come on, Venus, try and speak, just this once!...(Venus ends up squeaking)...(Sighs) Our point is that losing doesn't mean we stopped fighting in the past. Our mother had her faith in you when you fought hard for the first time. May she rest in ashes.
  • General Flambé: You may have a point, Vulcan, but what's the point of fighting when we always lose?
  • ???: Because it's your job! (Flamuman appeared in a cloud of black smoke) You and my brother, Snowdrift, have something is common. You two are relentless, wise, and determined to fight no matter what. You forget your place with those words, Flambé! What makes you so good at your job is that you try. You would never run from a fight even when you had absolutely no chance of winning. That is why Heat Miser made you the General. Because you never stop fighting. You need to keep that thought alive.
  • Flambé:...You're right. I don't care what comes, I'll continue fighting for a Green Christmas.
  • Vulcan: Well said, father! (Venus squeaks again)
  • Flamuman:...Your daughter still can't speak, huh?
  • Flambé: Indeed not. She hasn't gotten the hang of it yet, even after being 207 years old. She'll learn soon enough.
  • Flamuman: Well, I have come because I have a message from Heat Miser.
  • Flambé: What did he say?
  • Flamuman: He wants you, Vulcan, and Venus to go to Santa's Workshop, and capture a purple dragon who...(Sighs) is against us.
  • Flambé: What? A dragon? This world's superior species? Against the heat? UNACCEPTABLE!! Vulcan, Venus, get geared up, we're launching an assault on the--
  • Flamuman: Hold it! I'm going to go real personal with this, and I have to ask that you do NOT assault the Workshop. Just break in, capture the dragon, and don't burn down anything unless necessary.
  • Vulcan: That's not in your power, sir.
  • Flamuman: No, but take into account that Santa is a close friend of Mother Nature, the person who regulates this feud. I don't think she will be happy to hear that you burn down the Workshop. No Workshop, no Christmas!
  • Vulcan:...That's a good point.
  • Flambé: (Sighs) Very well. I will keep my arson to a minimum on this mission. Vulcan, call in infantry for the trip, Venus, prepare the Firedrakes. I shall meet Santa personally to tell him about the situation. If he refuses to heed our commands, then take the dragon by force, and burn anything that gets in our way.
  • Vulcan: (He and Venus salute) Yes, sir! (Venus squeaks at the same time he speaks)
  • Flambé: Then carry on!

Santa's Workshop

  • Alfred: Here we are, folks. We're almost at Santa's Workshop. Santa and Santalina will be expecting us in the dining room. They've prepared dinners for your liking.
  • SpongeBob: Who's Santalina?
  • Teddy: She's this world's Mrs. Claus.
  • SpongeBob: Santa is married?
  • Alfred: Indeed. Mrs. Claus is known to feed the elves, take care of the reindeer, and keep progress of toy-production.
  • Teddy: She even makes the greatest cookies in the world. God bless her!
  • Alfred: In some worlds, the Mrs. Claus is known to have one of many names. The most common ones being Mary, Annalina, Jessica, Layla, Ahoop, Seeki, Martha, Kasey, Gretchen, and of course, Santalina. Our Christmas databanks say that there is over 200 Mrs. Claus names in the UUniverses. And us elves know each and every one of them.
  • SpongeBob: Get out!
  • Dougie: It's true.
  • Kairi: Guys?...Remember when you said that some Santa Workshops are...modernized?
  • Alfred: Yes.
  • Kairi: Well...who does all the modernizing? Do the elves do it? Does Santa do it?
  • Alfred: Christmas elves do the technological business. Why else would we be in charge of the production of toys? It allows us to solve problems with our work. Some elves in other worlds have these, others don't. For example, when the world population grows, so does our work effort. To avoid ending up like that Family Guy Santa...(Shivers)...most of our toy-manufacturing is done by machinery. We just monitor their progress, and fix them. I'd like to say more, but we're about to enter the Workshop.
  • Spyro: What's THAT? (They see that the Workshop is surrounded by an aurora-like shield)
  • Dougie: That's the magical shield that prevents naughty people from entering the place. Some villain might wanna come in there and beat the figgy pudding out of Santa for not getting what they wanted for Christmas if you catch my drift.
  • Alfred: But it only allows nice people to enter. Any naughty person who tried to enter would be trapped in a magical present for us to send straight back where they came from. That's the nicest way we can deal with intruders. (They pass through the shield without problem) See? It's fine. Now let's get started. (They enter a garage which leads to the reindeer pens, and the reindeer land the sled right there, and the 6 exit the sleigh)
  • Spyro: Wow, you'd think it would stink in here because...well...these are the reindeer's pens.
  • Alfred: The pens are like the toilets from Hotel for Dogs. The place even has feeding systems that are operated by Santalina. And she has to personally give the reindeer baths since we have yet to advance to that level.
  • Donner: I have to admit, these pens aren't that bad.
  • Cupid: Indeed. These elves have discovered how to use aerogel as some kind of bed for us. More comfy than beds back home.
  • SpongeBob: What's aerogel?
  • Alfred: Look it up, and you'll find out. Now come with me. (They leave as the reindeer enter their pens which automatically open for them, and their pens then ooze with dull-blue gel which forms into a synthetic, and the reindeer rest on them like a pillow)
  • Cupid: Ahh!
  • Donner: Time for our rest, comrades! Who knows what awaits us tomorrow? (He shuts off the light, and the reindeer rest)

Meanwhile...

  • SpongeBob: (He and the others walk down the hall as SpongeBob sight-sees the toy machinery that crafts toys of all kinds, does welding, packaging, and even creating other machines like iPods) WOW! I can't believe I'm at Santa's Workshop!
  • Kairi: I know. I almost can't believe it.
  • Spyro: It would indeed be such an honor to meet Saint Nicholas himself. And I'm sure we won't be surprised that much since we already know what he looks like. Round, jolly, wears red and white, red nose and red cheeks, white hair, all that stuff.
  • Kairi: I'm especially surprised at the architecture and technology. How did you elves build all this?
  • Dougie: It wasn't that hard, actually. We based everything on all known architectures in the UUniverses. Why make your own when you can sample from all of them and blend it into one?
  • SpongeBob: Clever!
  • Alfred: Well, Santa's Office is over there. (Points at a door) Let's go see him.
  • SpongeBob: OH BOY, OH BOY, OH BOY!!!

Santa's Office

  • Santa: (Sees their arrival on the cameras on his monitor, and the 6 come through the door)
  • SpongeBob: SANTA CLAUS!!
  • Kairi: SpongeBob, please calm down.
  • Alfred: Indeed. Being heavy means that he has a weak heart. While he can't die, heart attacks cause him to just go into comas for almost a week. Santa, we've brought them here.
  • Santa: (Turns his chair and reveals himself) I saw. If I didn't I would've busted my floor again. (Does his Santa laugh)
  • SpongeBob: (Looks at Santa with teary eyes) Wow!
  • Kairi: It's him!
  • Spyro: Yes. And since dragons rule this world, I'd expect him to be a dragon.
  • Santa: Actually, I USED to be a dragon. How else could I have lived for 500 years? And I was only made this world's Santa Claus after you and Cynder defeated Malefor for the first time. Since the Dragon Realms had to be rebuilt prior to the chaos he caused, settlers from all over the UUniverses began to remake it in a very similar way to Earth. With humans and animals colonizing as well, and with the introduction of Christmas, which we dragons had known about, but rarely celebrated, my talents and personality had earned me and my wife the roles of being the Dragon Realms Santa Claus and Mrs. Claus. We built this place by sampling from architectures and technologies from all over the UUniverses, and became one of the most advanced Santa Workshops in the UUniverses. They made me into the form of a human, and because of my dragon heritage, I can live for thousands of years. Yet my magic keeps me from dying in expected ways like diseases or health problems like my weight.
  • SpongeBob: Interesting.
  • Santa: My elves' stories are quite unique. They came from a world colonized by elves who were 100 years more advanced than humans. They were one of the many settlers that colonized the Dragon Realms, and by discovering me and the magic talents I had, they made me this world's Santa Claus, and...well...you know the rest.
  • Kairi: Amazing. I had no idea you've been Santa Claus for just a couple of years.
  • Spyro: Neither did I.
  • Santa: Yes. Not even the High Council was able to figure it out. But enough of my back story, Santalina is waiting for us in the dining room. She's prepared food for your liking.
  • Spyro: Great. It wouldn't hurt to have some dinner, right? After all, it's near dinner time.

Dining Room

  • Santa: (They arrive in the dining room where Mrs. Claus was waiting for them) Here we are.
  • Mrs. Claus: Oh, they finally made it. Take a seat, dears. Your dinner isn't exactly ready yet, but it will in a few minutes. (The three sit down with the other elves, and Santa)
  • Santa: It's great that you came here just in time. I heard a while ago that Copperfang has just made another act of naughtiness.
  • Kairi: He did? What is it?
  • Santa: I'm afraid it involved the Villain League.
  • Spyro: The Villain League? I thought Lord Shen sent Bunnymund to take care of them. Cobra and Chrysalis are injured now.
  • Santa: Well, that hasn't stopped them from sending Dennis to make a deal with Copperfang for them to help him ruin Christmas.
  • Alfred: Why didn't you inform us about this?
  • Santa: Did your imNaughty Pad go off?
  • Alfred: No, I--(Checks his imNaughty Pad)...Oh, whoops, I had the silly thing on silent ringing. (Chuckles) Oh, that's rich. (Chuckles) Sorry, Santa. I must've flicked it when we were being attacked by the Miser Brothers.
  • Santa: Apology accepted. Next time, pay attention to your props.
  • Mrs. Claus: (Comes out with a cart carrying 6 silver platters, and gives them to each one) Here you go, dears. Fresh from the kitchen. Careful, they're hot.
  • SpongeBob: (Takes the lid off his platter, and finds a Krabby Patty) OH, A KRABBY PATTY!!...Wait a second, how did you discover how to make one?
  • Santa: Well, surveillance does have it's perks and advantages. While they can allow you to know if someone's been bad or good, it might require going to their...private business.
  • Dougie: The Santa in your world accidentally read the Krabby Patty formula while watching over Mr. Krabs. It's hard to avoid the details when you do something like that.
  • SpongeBob: You know the formula?
  • Santa: EVERY Santa does after your Santa came across it. Though since we're neutral, we never make any of them. But as a Christmas gift, we've made some for you.
  • Mrs. Claus: Just don't tell Mr. Krabs about it so he won't be a big fuss. You can trust us with that secret, dear. We're nice to everyone in the Dragon Realms and beyond.
  • SpongeBob:...Well...okay! As long as I get the deliciousness of a Krabby Patty.
  • Kairi: (Gets a cinnamon roll, some peas,) I got peas, and a cinnamon roll.
  • Spyro: (Gets a cinnamon roll, mashed potatoes with gravy, and some chicken) Well, I got a cinnamon roll, too. Except I have mashed potatoes with gravy, and chicken.
  • Mrs. Claus: Since we watch over you, we know your basic diets.
  • Santa: Even I know that dragons in the Dragon Realms are partial omnivores.
  • Teddy: Well, since I'm on a diet, I get spinach and a turkey sandwich.
  • Alfred: As a leading officer of the elves, I feel I need a diet as well. So I just got some vegetables.
  • Dougie: And I get some turkey, peas, and mashed potatoes.
  • Santa: Me and Santalina have already ate, so we're not getting anything. Especially since I need to discuss my plans on stopping Copperfang and his curse.
  • SpongeBob: Aren't we gonna say grace before we eat?
  • Santa: As a holiday icon, I would, but I'm afraid we have no time. You may begin eating. (They do that)
  • SpongeBob: (Eating the Krabby Patty) Whoa! I haven't tasted a Krabby Patty this delicious since the Krusty Krab's last frycook appeared.
  • Spyro: Oh, it's not just you. This food is much better tasting.
  • Kairi: Yeah. Mrs. Claus' cooking must literally be the best.
  • Mrs. Claus: It is, actually. I was an expert cook when I was still a dragon. Then the elves taught me their far-advanced cooking skills, and...well...you know. I'm happy you like it.
  • Santa: Now let's get started with this plan. Copperfang has been on my Naughty List for a very long time. He has even learned how to use magic since before he opened his toy company. He is currently using a dreaded curse that he plans to use to turn everyone in the Dragon Realms with unpure enough hearts into scrooges. My diagnostics worker, Grace, says that this curse has already covered 12% of the world, and will reach 100% by Christmas Eve. If this happens, then most of the world will be naughty, and I'll have no choice but to cancel my deliveries this year. And judging by what this curse had done in the past, then Christmas might be destroyed permanently.
  • Kairi: Wait, this curse has been casted before?
  • Santa: Yes. The curse came from a world where it nearly ruined Christmas. The curse is named after the dark man who developed it. This particular man hated Christmas because his family gave him little to no respect, making him a scroogy jerk. Upon discovering dark magic, he developed the 'Dark Man's Scrooginess' to end it. But while his plan was a success, he died after one of his naughty spawn killed him with a rock. It took several years for Christmas to recover in that world. Since then, all Santas in the UUniverses swore to destroy all sources of that curse. And we were able to destroy all of them...or so we thought. There was one that we could not account for. This particular source was discovered by Copperfang, and he is now the only person who knows it. He's hidden the spell scroll so well, even we Santas, with our grand surveillance, can't locate it.
  • Spyro: Probably because he hides it with magic.
  • Santa: Exactly. While we can't find that scroll and destroy it, there might be a way for me to convince Copperfang to destroy it himself.
  • Kairi: How?
  • Santa: My elves had created a relic in the labs when I first got the job as Santa Claus. It was meant to help provide miracles to those who wore it. The elves named it 'The Amulet of Miracles'.
  • Spyro: The Amulet of Miracles? You mean as in the relic from those Dragon Realms Christmas myths?
  • Santa: Actually, it wasn't before I became Santa. Back then, it was just a myth. But when I became Santa, the elves turned myth into fact, and created the relic just as the myth portrayed it. The legend says that the Amulet of Miracles was crafted by the Christmas elves before they worked for Santa, and they used it in religious ceremonies to allow spirits to bless the wearer with a balance of peace and goodwill. The relic allowed the wearer to see the consequences that arise from what they felt was their weakest spot by showing what they have, are, and will result in.
  • Alfred: It's basically 'A Christmas Carol' inside a relic.
  • Spyro: So you're saying that you intend to have Copperfang wear this Amulet in order for him to see the Christmas spirit?
  • Santa: Yes. Acknowledging Christmas is the only way for him to change his ways and stop all the evil things he's doing. Reasoning with him is out of the equation.
  • Kairi: Santa? Why...why is Copperfang like this? Don't you know what he's done in the past?
  • Santa: I wish I didn't, Miss Kairi. But his past is absolutely painful. He can't even bare to explain the full story to Viper. He has been through a bad relationship with his family after they disowned him and never wanted anything to do with him. Not even a family of his own was possible thanks to his greed. When he thinks about Christmas, he thinks about family. And he swore off his family after they didn't come to ANY of his birthday parties in the past. He swore to own the greatest toy company in the UUniverses, and he thinks that, in order to do it, he has to cancel holidays off, including Christmas.
  • SpongeBob: That's horrible!
  • Santa: Indeed. His employees even continue to suffer for it since they are underpaid, and they don't get satisfied with their work. Especially since Copperfang changed things around. He's been in the business since he made friends with two weasel brothers named Alan and Drakey Weasley, who died after harassing a homeless poison-dart frog 3 years ago.
  • Kairi: (Breathes in) Ooohh...
  • Santa: He even refused to allow anyone else take their place, and just claimed the positions for himself.
  • SpongeBob: Why did his family disown him?
  • Spyro: Why is he so greedy?
  • Kairi: Why is he so obsessed with being the best?
  • Santa: I wish I could tell you more, but we have no time. We simply must get started. We'll be able to see everything he goes through with the Snowveillance Globe in the Diagnostics Room. Trust me, all your questions will be answered.
  • Spyro: How do we begin, then?
  • Santa: We will start with the plan tomorrow night at precisely 9:00 PM! Any later, and the Amulet will have a 87% chance of changing. When the Amulet is put on, it's power will call out the 3 spirits. This might earn the chance that the ghosts of Alan and Drakey will come and warn him of what happens if he dies without changing. And let me tell you, it's just horrid.
  • SpongeBob: Why tomorrow?
  • Santa: Because the Amulet only works in the nighttime around 9:00 PM, and it is now 11:40 PM, so the Amulet will not be able to work properly at that time. My elves will drop you off there at 9:00 PM, and you'll need to put the Amulet on him, and make sure nothing goes wrong.
  • Spyro: (The group has finished their meal) But that would mean we have to keep the Villain League from getting their hands on Copperfang, wouldn't it?
  • Santa: Yes. But you all are good fighters. But if things should get cold, you'll have to have something to defend yourselves. We'll have some non-lethal weapons ready for you when it's time.
  • SpongeBob: Santa uses weapons?
  • Alfred: Well, we don't use guns. We only use launching cannons. Our prime weapons are coal launchers, which we hardly use. They launch chunks of coal at enemies. But be warned that they can be very lethal when not used right. You could end up accidentally stoning them to death. The best way to deal with them is to clock them in the heads, and knock them out.
  • SpongeBob: So we just have to knock them out? That shouldn't be too hard.
  • Santa: Good. Then I trust we're all in the same page. My elves will escort you to your sleeping quarters.

Meanwhile...

  • Vulcan: (Heat Miser's forces are seen arriving at the sight of Santa's Workshop on their Firedrakes as his magic aurora shield is seen) Father, how will we get through that shield? It protects from naughty people. I'm sure that might include us since we're about to attack the place.
  • Flambé: Curses! Flamuman should've informed us of this before. We're gonna have to find a way through. But how?
  • Vulcan: We'll need someone who's on the Nice List. Someone who enjoys Christmas so much, that their nice nature would allow them to pass. Someone like...(Everyone looks at Venus)
  • Venus:...(Looks worried, and signals 'Me?')
  • Flambé: Honey, you love Christmas, right? (Venus hesitates, and nods 'yes') You'd do anything for your daddy, wouldn't you? (Venus nods 'yes' again) You've even wanted your whole life to go there, and thought you couldn't get in because you're in league with us, right? (Venus nods 'yes' again) Well...would you like to get that chance right now? (Venus barely smiles) Do it for me, Venus. I'm sure your high hopes about Christmas will get you through that shield.
  • Vulcan: You want to send my sister inside that Workshop alone? She might need backup.
  • Flambé: She'll get it if she can take down that shield. She can't capture that dragon on her own. This needs to be a team effort. Are you ready for this, my daughter?...(Venus squeaks again) I'll take that as a 'yes'. You'll have to sneak through the front entrance, though since you can't bring your Firedrake. (Venus gets nervous)

Later...

  • Venus: (Climbs up the cliff in the snowy wind, and is starting to get less hot)...(She then decides to force her way up the cliff, and she arrives at the front entrance, which is blocked with the shield)...(Squeaks)...(Hesitates to walk through the shield, and after being too scared, she actually puts her foot through the shield barrier, and she doesn't get affected)...(She puts her hand through, and she smiles. She went through the shield)

Workshop

  • Computer Voice: (Elves are seen in the control room) Neutral Breach in Sector 8. Individual Nice Level: 50%. Recommending Caution.
  • Elf #1: A neutral person has arrived at the Workshop? Hmm...(On microphone) Attention all scouts! There has been a Neutral breach in the front entrance. Caution may be recommended.

Front Entrance

  • Venus: (Sees the lights on the front entrance turn on, scaring her into squeaking)...(Notices that she's glowing, and she could be spotted thanks to it)...(Squeaks, and hides in the snow, but it quickly melts, exposing her)...(She hides inside an evergreen, but ends up burning it to ash)...(She begins worrying as the elf patrols are seen coming out of the front door in night-vision goggles, dart guns, and white camouflage outfits)
  • Elf Commander: Look sharp, team. We don't know what this neutral person may be. Could be someone who wants an autograph, or just a poor orphan freezing to death. If any of you spot the target, alert the team, and we'll be there. Move out! (They spread out, and Venus squeaks again, and tries hiding in several places that her hot body louses up. It all leads up to an elf scout spotting her hot footprints, and he follows them right to her without her suspecting)
  • Elf Scout: HALT! (Venus squeaks as the Elf Scout points his dart gun at him) Show yourself, stranger! (Venus takes out her firesword, and tries to attack, but then decides to put it away and surrender. She shows herself to the scout)...Venus? The mute daughter of General Flambé? What are you doing in this area out in the cold?
  • Venus:...(Squeaks nervously)
  • Elf Scout:...(Sighs) Oh, God, she still can't speak. (On radio) Team, it appears I've found the trespasser. It's Venus, the daughter of General Flambé. Requesting pickup.
  • (Elf Commander): We're on our way, Pvt. Thicket.
  • Elf Scout (Pvt. Thicket): Whatever you're here for, Venus, I don't think it might sound good. You'll have to come with us. (Venus couldn't help but agree)

Santa's Office

  • Santa: (Venus is brought to him) Venus, I don't know how you got through my shield, but you must be pretty wise to come here. Why're you here?
  • Elf Commander: She still hasn't learned how to speak, sir.
  • Santa: Oh...well, I guess this will be tough. Well, since you're here, I think Heat Miser may have something against us. It might have something to do with SpongeBob, Spyro, and Kairi. (Venus nods 'yes') What? It does? (She nods 'yes' again) Oh. Why would Heat Miser send you to this place alone? (Venus nods 'no') So you're NOT alone? Are you with your brother and father? (She nods 'yes')...Well, we did get a few things about it. But how will we know the rest?
  • Pvt. Thicket: How could she get through the shield when she's working with her warmongering father?
  • Elf Commander: The surveillance elves said that the shield classified her as 'neutral'.
  • Santa:...Hmm...that must mean she's not as bad as her father. (Venus nods 'no')...Well, do you know where your comrades are hiding? (She signals 'I don't know) You don't? Then what does Heat Miser want with us?
  • Mrs. Claus: Perhaps we should ask SpongeBob, Spyro, and Kairi.
  • Santa: Perhaps we should. Come with me, Venus. (Venus nods 'yes', and follows him)

Resting Quarters

  • SpongeBob: (The room is red, white, and green, decorated with garland, has a miniature Christmas tree, some night-lights, and some beds with red blankets, and red-and-white pillows. SpongeBob and Kairi are in pajamas with hot cocoa) Wow, Santa sure has great accommodations for guests. He even got us some pajamas, and offered to wash our old clothes. What a nice person.
  • Spyro: And he got us some hot cocoa and cookies. And I have to say, it's very warm in here. The elves sure did well with building this room.
  • Kairi: (Sips some hot cocoa) Yeah. I've been getting cold on the way here. That simple fireball Heat Miser launched straight at us didn't help that much.
  • SpongeBob: I was even surprised that he actually knew the Krabby Patty secret formula. But I probably could've seen that coming. In fact, Mr. Krabs might've seen it coming, too. (Sips hot cocoa) After all, Santa does watch all of us....Do you think he was watching us when we were using the bathroom?
  • Spyro: PLEASE don't bring that up! I think even Santa would think twice about doing that.
  • Kairi: (Chuckles) I'm sorry, but that kind of popped in my head the moment he said that he watched all of us.
  • Spyro: Well, we'll have to finish our hot cocoa fast because...(Yawns) I think it's time we got some shut-eye. We have a job to do tomorrow, and we're gonna need our strength.
  • SpongeBob: (Drinks the entire cup in one shot) Ahhh! OHHH, MY STOMACH!!
  • Kairi: Careful, SpongeBob, that hot cocoa was just made, and was hot.
  • SpongeBob: Yeah...my mistake! Ohh! (Falls to the floor, and Santa appears at the door, and knocks)
  • Santa: Guys? Are you still up?
  • Kairi:...Yeah?
  • Santa: (Comes inside with Venus) Guys, I think we're in a bit of a pickle already.
  • Spyro: What is it?...And who is that?
  • Santa: It's one of Heat Miser's forces, Venus. (Venus waves 'hello' at them, and Kairi does the same) We found her sneaking at the front entrance after the shield identified her as neutral.
  • Spyro:...She's half-good and half-bad?
  • Santa: Yes, that's what neutral means.
  • Spyro: Did she say why she came?
  • Santa: No. She hasn't learned to speak yet. But you should know that she's the daughter of General Flambé, the commander of the Heat Miser's infantry. We were able to find out that Heat Miser sent her, her brother, her father, and some infantry here for something. They probably sent Venus here alone because they thought that she might be nice enough to pass.
  • SpongeBob: Ohh, so she enjoys Christmas, too? (Venus hesitates, and then nods 'yes')
  • Santa: Well, that explains a lot. Flambé had always said that she enjoyed the holidays, and loved to fight for a Green Christmas. In fact, I asked Dougie to bring her a Christmas present last year. She loved it.
  • Kairi: What was the present?
  • Santa: We got her a toy sword. We were surprised that she molded it into a real flame sword. Do you still wield it, Venus? (Venus takes the sword out as it glows in fire)
  • SpongeBob/Spyro: Whoooa! (Venus puts away the sword)
  • Santa: We came to take this up with you three to see if you had any connection. She said it did.
  • Spyro: Well, I think Heat Miser did say something about 'turning a dragon against heat'.
  • Kairi: Well, dragons are known for breathing fire. Maybe Heat Miser wanted to capture you so you could 'go back to the heat'. (Venus points and nods 'yes')...What? You mean that's why you came? (Venus nods 'yes')
  • Spyro: (Sighs) Well, phenomenal, this mission is off to a great start. It's bad enough we had to deal with going into their territory, now Heat Miser wants me for his wild accusations.
  • Santa: Venus, I'm surprised that you would tell your father's plan like that. (Venus looks nervous) Don't worry, I'm sure you had no choice. For what it's worth, thanks. (Rubs her head, and she squeaks) For warning us with bravery, I guess I should give you another Christmas present. (Gives her a present, and Venus shakes it) I should warn you not to open it until Christmas, okay? (Venus nods 'yes')
  • SpongeBob: Aww, what a touching moment.
  • Spyro: What're we gonna do about Flambé?
  • Kairi: From the looks of it, he might be waiting for an ambush.
  • Santa: Don't worry. As violent as he tends to be, Flambé wouldn't burn down the Workshop for two reasons. 1. My friend, Mother Nature, wouldn't like it, and 2. it would mean that there won't be any Green Christmas to speak of. They must've sent Venus here to try and disable the shield so they can enter and carry out their task. We're lucky, too, since all entries and exits are picked up by security. Our best hope is to find him, and drive them away when they have the chance. And Venus, you'll sadly have to face your father's disappointment on you after how you ratted out on them. (Venus sighs, and straightens up)...I'm proud of you.
  • Spyro: What do we have to do?
  • Santa: Well, actually, you don't have to do anything. My elves have the tools to catch anyone no matter how stealthy they are. They'll find them. Plus, I don't want to disturb your rest.
  • SpongeBob: Gee, thanks. You saved us a lot of trouble.
  • Spyro: Actually, I might want to tag along just in case. The elves might need my help with this.
  • Kairi: Spyro, are you sure?
  • Spyro: I have to. If they want me, then they'll get me.
  • Santa: Spyro, they'll have an advantage over us if you just go and face them.
  • Spyro: It's okay. I have a plan...

Outside Santa's Workshop

  • Flambé: (They are seen waiting somewhere near the Workshop)...(Sighs) Hell's fire, what's taking her so long? How hard can a simple disabling of the Workshop's shield be?
  • Vulcan: Be patient, father. I'm sure she knows what she's doing.
  • Salamander Soldier: (Appears with a scarred face, a scarred mouth, black armor, dark-red eyes, black spines, and a flaming yellow sword) Pfft, isn't it obvious? She's just too soft to actually pull it off, and is ratting us out like the useless soldier she always was, all because (Mockingly) she loves Christmas!
  • Flambé: (Sighs) Not this again, Lieutenant Hellfire! You know she can't help it with her personality. I made her a commander of my light forces because she's my daughter, and I trust her with my life. Who cares if she has her flaws, she is an obedient asset to our forces.
  • Salamander Soldier (Hellfire): I care if she has flaws. You know how it works. Survival of the fittest. The best soldiers with the least flaws are able to fight perfectly. With how much your daughter has in her, she's a disgrace to the uniform!
  • Flambé: Enough excuses, Hellfire! That's an order! I sent her because I knew she was the only one worthy enough to get through that shield. You know what happens to the naughty people who pass through.
  • Hellfire: Unfortunate, yes. But I still have my doubts. If she EVER fails, then I'm not going to hesitate to have her kicked out of our land.
  • Vulcan: Hey, you leave my sister alone!
  • Hellfire: I WASN'T TALKING TO YOU, SOLDIER! SHUT THAT ASH-HOLE OF YOURS!
  • Flambé: Hellfire, you just ignored my order. Therefore, you will not participate in this mission, and instead watch us do the job. Now I want you back to your Firedrake immediately!
  • Hellfire:...(Shrugs) Fine, but don't say I didn't warn you! (Sits near his scarred Firedrake, which grunts at him)...You know, Pyrite? I think it's time I gave that weak link what she deserves. We'll get the job done upon her arrival. (The two chuckle)
  • Flambé: Now, where were we?
  • Vulcan: Sir? I think I can see some orange light right near the entrance of the workshop.
  • Flambé: Can you identify it? Is it Venus? (Vulcan gets out some binoculars, and sees that it is Venus, carrying Spyro inside a net as they pass through the shield)
  • Vulcan:...Wow...you won't believe this, but...Venus actually managed to capture the dragon on her own.
  • Flambé: What? Gimme those! (Looks at them through the binoculars)...Interesting. No normal salamander could have pulled that off without backup.
  • Vulcan: Sir, you don't think something's wrong, do you?
  • Flambé: I don't know, but we've got to find out what. Everyone on your Firedrakes! Hellfire? Return to the fortress. Your actions here will be on your permanent record like all your other unacceptable actions. (They fly off)
  • Hellfire:...Oh, we'll see about that, won't we? (Chuckles) You'll be thanking me after this.

Workshop Entrance

  • Spyro: (Pretending to be asleep while Venus drags him in the net) Okay, Venus? Remember the plan? (Venus nods 'yes') That's good. If you should ever get in trouble, me and the elf squads will protect you. (They continue on as some elves with white camouflage suits and white night-vision goggles are scouting and following them with coal launchers. After walking a mile from the Workshop, Flambé's forces arrive)
  • Flambé: Venus, what happened? We saw you coming out with the dragon. I have to ask, how did you pull this off?...Okay, don't answer that, I already know the answer. (Venus squeaks) Yeah, just let me see the dragon. (Venus shows him Spyro)...Incredible. He's a purple dragon? The most legendary breed? Why would a breed like him betray us?
  • Spyro: (Wakes up, surprising them) I think the REAL question is why you would be stalking me because of your boss' crazy delusions?
  • Vulcan: How...how did you know about that? (Venus looks guilty)
  • Flambé:...Venus, how could you do this?
  • Spyro: Look, it wasn't her fault. You should've taken into account that the shield picks up anyone that enters. And we're lucky to have caught her. She would've been dead if we hadn't found her.
  • Vulcan: Well, with all do respect, father, she does enjoy the holidays more than we do. That's what Hellfire has always been talking about. (They don't realize that Hellfire has arrived with his Firedrake)
  • Flambé: Yeah, you may be right. But if she's trying to help them, she's not doing it well. We're still taking you with us to Heat Miser's fortress.
  • Spyro: General, this is just a misunderstanding. I'm not here because I've 'betrayed' you. I'm here because I want to save Christmas. You know that it would be pointless to fight without Christmas. No Christmas, no White or Green Christmas.
  • Vulcan:...Actually...he has a point there, father.
  • Flambé: I don't know. I think he's trying to get to us. You're gonna have to bring this up to Heat Miser.
  • Spyro: I'm telling the truth, General! If I was really here to betray you, I wouldn't have even been inside Santa's Workshop. I'm sure Venus would want you to let me go if you really cared for her? (Venus looks at Flambé with a worried face)
  • Flambé:...Well...I'll convince Heat Miser to let you go after you take it up with him. Orders are orders.
  • ???: I KNEW IT! (Hellfire arrives with his sword)
  • Hellfire: I KNEW she was a traitor!
  • Flambé: HELLFIRE! I thought I ordered you to return to the fortress!
  • Hellfire: It's a good thing I was here! Her actions in that workshop have made this entire squadron soft! This is EXACTLY what I was talking about. Softness is a true sign of weakness, and it must be destroyed!
  • Flambé: (Gets in front of Hellfire) Hellfire, don't touch her! You know she can't help it!
  • Hellfire: You're agreeing with her? She's a weakling! She is not a true soldier, she is a traitor and a disgrace!
  • Flambé: I won't let you harm her!
  • Hellfire:...Very well! Then why don't you JOIN HER?!? (Stabs him in the chest as blood-red lava bursts out from his back)
  • Flambé: AHHGH!!
  • Vulcan: FATHER!
  • Spyro: NO!
  • Hellfire: You are pathetic, Flambé! Heat Miser should NEVER have made you general. If I had taken that role, we'd have a Green Christmas by now! So from now on, I am the general! You will all do as I say, or I'll have Pyrite here see to it that you never see the light of the Sun again! (Pyrite growls angrily) Now capture Flambé's two sons so I can make sure his family doesn't poison the minds of our forces. (They do that)
  • Vulcan: AHH! LET GO OF ME! (The guards smack him in the back, and he falls on his knees, and they do the same thing to Venus)
  • Hellfire: (Amplifies his sword to maximum heat as it burns in bright-yellow fire) Well, you two, it's been nice knowing you. At least you fought for a great cause. But now, it's time that you learn that the weak is the first one that screws up. (Positions his sword near Venus' head) So long, Venus!
  • Spyro: NO, DON'T HURT HER! (Tries to intervene, but the guards point their fire weapons at him)
  • Hellfire: (Raises his sword up, but before he can kill her, the elf patrols fire coal at him) AHH, OW, OWCH, OW, OW! WHAT THE BURNING HELL?!? OW, CUT IT OUT!
  • Elf Commander: Intercept the bystanders, troops! (The elves moved into the scene, knocked out the guards, tended for the wounded Flambé, and rescued Vulcan and Venus)
  • Hellfire: NO! DON'T YOU TOUCH THEM! (He gets bludgeoned by coal) OW, STOP IT!
  • Spyro: (Appears to Flambé with some elves, Vulcan and Venus) General, are you okay?
  • Flambé: (Coughs out lava) I'm in excruciating pain! I'm sure that's not a sign of being well!?
  • Elf Commander: Don't worry, we can heal him. MEDIC? (A medical elf appears with a jar of dull-blue gel)
  • Medic Elf: This gel is meant to keep elves focused and healthy. It heals wounds and sores, repairs broken bones and torn muscles, and it strengthens energy. It'll surely do the same for General Flambé.
  • Vulcan: Don't worry, father, you'll be okay.
  • Hellfire: (Is still held back by coal until he breaths a fireball at the laungher, forcing the elves to dudge and get them out of his way) GET AWAY FROM HIM! (Heads straight for them to kill them until Spyro freezes him in ice)
  • Spyro: Hurry, that ice won't last forever.
  • Medic Elf: I'm making this up as I go, alright? (Rubs gel on his open wound, and it slowly heals it, and he is able to get up before Hellfire melts the ice, and attacks, only for Flambé to block the attack with his sword. As the two duel, Flambé overpowers him, and defeats him)
  • Flambé: You are in big trouble now, Hellfire! Not only have you ignored my orders twice, but you have sought to commit an act of murder and usurping my position. Heat Miser will not be very pleased with this.
  • Hellfire: Go ahead! Strike me down! Continue leading your worthless squadron, and risk disappointing Heat Miser for failing your mission.
  • Flambé: If it's worth disappointing Heat Miser, I'm sure we're perfectly capable of convincing him it was for a good reason. Let's just hope he will have mercy on you for the crimes you just committed. Seize him! (The salamanders do that)
  • Hellfire: PYRITE! (Pyrite the Firedrake tries to save him)
  • Flambé: (Raises his hand, and Pyrite stops) Need you forget that even the Firedrakes are under my control? Even Pyrite will not save you. He will suffer your punishment for aiding you in this mutiny.
  • Hellfire: (The guards restrain him) LET ME GO RIGHT NOW! YOU NEED ME IF YOU WANT TO HAVE A GREEN CHRISTMAS THIS YEAR!
  • Flambé: You have no power anymore. (To Spyro) Purple dragon, for defending me and my son and daughter, I will convince Heat Miser about your innocence and see if he will let you go. He will surely accept when he knows that you are defending Christmas.
  • Spyro: Thank you, sir.
  • Flambé: Let's move, everyone. We shall give Hellfire the trial he deserves once we return. (They take off in their Firedrakes)
  • Elf #1:...Well, I guess that's it.
  • Spyro: Yeah, I think our work here is done.
  • Pvt. Thicket: You know, that Venus girl isn't that bad.
  • Spyro: Yeah. She was very nice. I say she deserves that little gift and more.

Santa's Workshop

  • Alfred: "Thank goodness it went off with only the loss of weapons."
  • Santa: "That's was very lucky. It would normally get worse in that kind of situation. And luckly, while the Salamanders are being dealt with, Snow Miser had a simular idea about invisigating Spyro's preasence, and luckly, Snowdrift was much more negosiatable and reasonable. He understood well enough that Spyro is trying to benifit BOTH white and green chrismases by saving crhismas as a whole. The Misers may tend to be, harsh, but they're not completely unreasonable. They're less likely to INTENTIONALLY harm you. But there's still a chance of an accsidental fire, so the skies of the Miser terratories might still be abit hazordious."
  • Spyro: Well, that's great. We won't have to worry about them that much on this mission anymore. (Yawns) And at least I did it in time to get some rest. I'll see you in the morning, Santa. (Leaves)
  • Santa: You too, Spyro. (Spyro leaves)
  • Alfred:...Do you think they'll go easy on Hellfire?
  • Santa: I don't know. But I do know that they have a law that forbids murder of one's own forces. That's usually punishable by banishment to the Oasis of Greenland.
  • Alfred: The Oasis of Greenland? Isn't that where Mother Nature lives?
  • Santa: Yes. It's safe to assume that she's heard about it, and is not very pleased. And we all know what happens when you cheese off Mother Nature.
  • Alfred: (Shivers) Not a pretty sight.
  • Santa: Alright, let's go to the Diagnostics Room. We'll need a strategy if we're going to do this right.
  • Alfred: Is Grace going to be there?
  • Santa:...Uh, yeah, she's the head diagnostic worker. Why?
  • Alfred: Nothing, nothing at all. (Chuckles) Let's just go. (They both do that)

Heat Miser's Fortress

  • Heat Miser: (He, Flamuman, Flambé, Vulcan and Venus hold Hellfire in a fiery courtyard with guards watching over him) And so, it is within the ruling of this court that you, Lieutenant Hellfire, be found guilty for the attempted murder of Flambé and his children, and trying to usurp his position as General. How do you plead?
  • Hellfire: Not guilty! Flambé had simply instructed his daughter to go through the Workshop's shield, and knock it out. But what did she do? She ratted us out. She is a traitor within our ranks, and had to be punished. You know that we can't allow weakness in our forces!
  • Flamuman: Having a heart for Christmas is not weakness, you've been informed of this countless times!
  • Hellfire: You just don't get it, do you? We can't allow people like her to make our forces soft. Even Flambé has come back empty-handed. He failed to get the dragon, and showed worthless sympathy.
  • Heat Miser: And for good reason. As a reasonable person, I can agree with his words that the dragon is neutral on both sides of the fight. That's all I needed to hear, except you use that as an excuse to commit a murder. Which is why you cannot be forgiven. Has the jury reached a verdict?
  • Everyone: GUILTY! (Venus just squeaks)
  • Heat Miser: Motion passes! GUILTY! (Slams his mini sledgehammer-like mallet on his desk) Hellfire, do you have anything to say before you are punished?
  • Hellfire: Oh, I certainly do! I fought in this battle for a long time, and if there was anything I wanted more for Christmas, it's for it to be a Green Christmas. If I had been the general in the first place, we would've won lock stock and barrel! But now that YOU HAVE ELIMINATED THE ONLY MEANS FOR THAT TO HAPPEN, you've just killed the chance. For what it's worth, I hope you NEVER get a Green Christmas for as long as time turns.
  • Heat Miser: (Grunts)...Normally, I'd take that as an insult. But what I can say is that I see no reason how a person with a reputation like yours is worthy of being an honorable general. You're selfish, you're stubborn, you rush into situations, you never learn to listen, and you always think you're better than everyone else. And this crime you pulled has pushed you too far.
  • Hellfire: (Grunts)
  • Heat Miser: Now, as punishment, you are to be banished to the Oasis of Greenland for life.
  • Hellfire: WHAT?!?...But-but-but-but that's where your stepmother lives.
  • Heat Miser: Indeed. I've informed her of your stunt tonight, and she is not pleased. And you know what happens when Mother Nature is not pleased.
  • Hellfire: Sir, you can't do this! She has a reputation of being very intense on people who are banished to her turf.
  • Heat Miser: I can see no reason why that wouldn't be a proper punishment for you. I have spoken! (Slams his mallet down, and Hellfire is trapped in a ball of lava that forms a boulder of hot rock that is launched right into the sky, and lands somewhere in Greenland with the force of a meteorite, punching a crater inside the ground as the boulder crumbles, and Hellfire is dizzy)
  • Hellfire: Uhhgh...(Climbs out from the crater into a beautiful and colorful oasis as the crater suddenly gets restored back into it's original state as a flat grass-covered terrain) WHOA! (Suddenly, vines and flowers grow from out of the ground)
  • ???: So, you're the traitor who caused all the commotion in Heat Miser's home! (Hellfire is terrified as he tries to run away, but is blocked off and surrounded by the plants growing out of the ground until a giant Venus flytrap pops out of the ground behind him, scaring him)
  • Hellfire: AAHHH!!! (The vines grab his feet, and start wrapping him up and restraining him) PLEASE DON'T KILL ME, I'VE GOT A LIFE TO LIVE EVEN THOUGH I'M 208 YEARS OLD!!
  • ???: (A silhouetted skinny female figure appears from inside the Venus flytrap's mouth as the beautiful green eyes are seen) If I wanted to kill you, I would've done it already. I'll decide what to do with you in my palace! I'm sure you'll learn a grand lesson there. (The vines suddenly wrap up Hellfire's face)
  • Hellfire: MMMPPPHH!!!

A Castle Above Greenland

  • ???: (Evil mysterious figures are seen watching Hellfire being taken by the female figure) Hmm...you know, that Hellfire twat could be of use to us in our plan for a Christmas where both nice and naughty can benefit, and where I will be Santa! (Cackles) As soon as that overgrown guardian snake comes back from another hopeless attempt at that reindeer, I'll have a new assignment for him. MIME-ME?!?
  • Mime Marionette (Mime-Me): (Arrives as a clumsy puppet mime that plops down from the shadows and bows scared) M-M-M-M-M-Mime-Me at your se-se-service!
  • ???: Mime-Me, you are to head to the North Pole, and moniter Freezar. When he inevitably fails again to get revenge on that she-deer, bring him back to me. Can I actually trust you not to mess this up? You know what I do to people who constantly fail.
  • Mime-Me:...(Gulps) Y-y-y-y-yes, master! You-you-you won't be disappointed.
  • ???: I'd better not. And stop shaking like a Chihuahua on a cold blustery day! GO! (Mime-Me was plopping all over the place as he goes to carry out his mission. The camera then pans closer to the evil silhouette as it smiles sinisterly)

Chapter 4: December 22nd Arrives/A Plan to Save Christmas/Patchy and Potty Meet the Miser Bros/The Weasley Brothers' Warning

Santa's Workshop, December 22nd

  • Santa: Is everything ready?
  • Alfred: As it'll ever be. We got the reindeer hitched up. Your other reindeer tweeted us. They're having a great time in Hawaii. They just...uh...and thy quote...'got jingle-belled'?
  • Santa:...Ooookay, I don't wanna know what that means.
  • Alfred: Are the three heroes ready?
  • Santa: Yes. I just woke them up. (SpongeBob, Spyro, and Kairi appear in their common attire, and are yawning and tired)
  • SpongeBob: (Yawns) Does it have to be so late? It's only 5:00 PM.
  • Spyro: Well, we do have to get ready. The Lodgers might be able to handle themselves and rescue their corrupted friends on their own. We just need to get that Amulet onto Copperfang.
  • A Female Elf: And you might have to rescue your friend, Viper. We just discovered that her attempt to talk her uncle out of casting this curse was futile, and she has been turned into a terra-cotta like all his other victims who went to his doorstep.
  • Kairi: Oh, no!
  • Spyro: Then we shall do that the best way we can, too.
  • Santa: (As Alfred is seen looking at the female elf with joy in the background) You three remember the strategy we went over?
  • SpongeBob: Of course we remember. I absorb information like a sponge...which I am.
  • Female Elf: Great, then you saved me the trouble of going through it all. I've got a personal life as a blogger, and I can't afford to go an entire day without it.
  • Santa: Yeah, I know, Grace. Just get back to the Diagnostics Room and start up the Snowveillance Globe. We'll need to guide these three people throughout their mission.
  • Female Elf (Grace): Great. I'll talk to my online friends while I wait. (Leaves)
  • Alfred:...(Sighs in joy)
  • Dougie: Alfred, are you okay?
  • Alfred: Oh, uh, nothing. (Chuckles)
  • Dougie: Why were you looking at Grace like that? It was almost like...there was something about her.
  • Alfred: That's none of your concern, snowflake! Now shoo and get the sleigh ready for takeoff.
  • Dougie: It's already ready for take off.
  • Alfred: JUST GO!
  • Dougie: Okay, okay! (Runs off)

Silent Road

  • Henry: (A limousine is seen driving on a road heading torwords Copperfang's Mansion) We're almost home, sir.
  • Copperfang: Good. This work session was exhausting! I had a difficult time avoiding all those lawsuits against me from those ungrateful workers....I'm surprised John wasn't among them. But oddly his wife was.
  • Henry: Perhaps he knew better than to challenge you and desired to avoid risking his job, or simply budget concerns. You know how his wife feels about you.
  • Copperfang: Either way, I appreciate his obedience. James, on the other hand....I don't know, I'm worried that lizard would seek out my life one of these days.
  • Henry: Oh, it's just the stress-talking, sir. Mr. James is no murderer.
  • Copperfang: I meant he would sue me and ultimately wins. I have to admit, the power those Villain Leaguers provided me is doing me a HUGE favor. I mean, WOW! That kind of power I thought was illegal.
  • Henry:...Because it IS illegal, sir. They're villains. They don't follow the law that much.
  • Copperfang: Well, I'm happy I haven't lost anything in their lawsuits. (Gets out of the limo) And now that my day is over, I can finally get some rest. Darwin was right, the deal we have just made will make history. I will FINALLY do the thing that my deceased friends failed to accomplish: make this business the best in the UUniverses.
  • Henry: Very good, sir. (Sighs) Yet, don't you think that lawsuits indicate that your business is one step into becoming not the best, but the worst?
  • Copperfang: The lawsuits don't bother me. At least my company never lost any money whatsoever. Once this deal with D-Mart is finished, and the supply and demand is supplied and demanded, and my curse consumes the entire Dragon Realms, my quest will be completed. And not even Christmas, with all it's joy and family bullcrap interfering, it will be sweetened. (They enter the mansion)

Snow Miser's Territory

  • Patchy: (Pops out from the wreckage of the fruitcake truck, as well as Potty) Ow! How could a cargo truck throw a dang fruitcake truck into the distance?!? What, are we in a cartoon, or somethin'?
  • Potty: Oh, way to break the fourth wall, pal.
  • Patchy: Just shut up and find the fruitcake driver who we gave the day off. (They soon find that the fruitcake driver, who is still tied, and waddling away in panic, and Patchy's eyes cartoonishly engorge) NOO!!!
  • Potty: Hey, let him go. Anywhere is better than being your hostage.
  • Patchy: Let's just go after him. He can't survive in this place. (They go after him until he comes across a giant Yeti with bunny ears, and the driver muffled screams) WHOA! WHAT IS THAT THING?!?
  • Potty: Should we help him?
  • Patchy: Oh, right. You got any of them future doohickeys left from our BC special?
  • Potty: (Takes out a white and yellow blaster pistol) Here, take this phaser.
  • Patchy: Good enough!...How do ye' use this darn thing?
  • Potty: Just pull the trigger. It's as easy as using a pirate gun.
  • Patchy: Oh, okay! Then this is like one of them guns I--(Instead of a usual firing, the phaser launches a massive blaster volley right at the rabbit-like Yeti, and stopping it from eating the fruitcake driver, and the force knocks Patchy into a tree where snow falls on him) MMMPPHH!!
  • Potty: Make sure you have the power level to a safe 40%, by the way.
  • Patchy: (Pops out) POWER LEVEL?!? NOW ye' tell me! (He quickly grabs the fruitcake driver, and the rabbit Yeti looks at him with drool coming out it's mouth) Sorry, and Merry Christmas. (Zooms off with Potty and the driver as the rabbit Yeti roars and leaps after them, and it manages to corner them at the side of a glacier)...YIPE!! (The driver muffled screams)
  • Potty:...Well, Patchy...I guess this is it.
  • Patchy: Yeah. Even though ye' get me furious with yer' annoyance...you've been a good parrot. (The Rabbit Yeti prepares to attack until a giant icicle is shot into his neck and it roars in pain, and falls dead)
  • Potty: WHOA!!
  • Patchy:...Yikes, our reputation of bein' a kid-friendly show is starting to fall into question.
  • ???: THIS IS A RESTRICTED AREA! (A few of Snow Miser's Icicilan soldiers arrive, jumping acrobatically into the area, and the shot to the rabbit Yeti's head was revealed to have been made by Freezearrow)
  • Snowdrift:...What?...
  • Frostgard: Uh...sir, is it me, or have the laws of nature just went bonkers? How could 2 mortal men and a tropical bird survive in such intense conditions like this?
  • Patchy:...Who are you guys?
  • Snowdrift: We are the Icicilans, the soldiers and citizens of the land of Snow Miser.
  • Patchy:...Wait a minute, Snow Miser? You mean that guy from those Rankin-Bass films?
  • Potty: What a rip!
  • Snowdrift: Well, those movies are only a part of his fame. The rest is need-to-know classified.
  • Patchy:...Oh, I get it now. This is obviously a dream. That crash must've knocked me out....Unless it killed me, otherwise this must be a near-death experience.
  • Frostgard: Oh, really? If this was a dream, would THIS hurt? (Kicks Patchy in the groin)
  • Patchy: OOHHHHH-HO-HO-HOOOHH!!!
  • Potty: Right in the Jingle Bells.
  • Patchy:...If it's worth me time...would you freeze the parrot?
  • Potty: FREEZE THE WHAT NOW?!?
  • Snowdrift:...People, we shall take them with us. Snow Miser will decide what to do with them.
  • Patchy: Whoa, wait a minute! What makes ye' think we'll come with you, we have a long journey ahead of us--(The Icicilan guards point their ice spears at him) WHOA!!
  • Snowdrift: Come with us. And do not fear, Snow Miser doesn't kill intruders. Sentences are not mine to command.
  • Potty: Well, I guess we have no choice, Patchy. We'll have to do as they say.
  • Patchy: (Sighs) Alright, but the sentence BETTER be good.

Snow Miser's Fortress

  • Snow Miser: (He and the pin-up girls sing the song again until one of them slips on an ice patch) NO, NO, NO, NO, NO!! YOU'RE DOING IT WRONG AGAIN!! You're supposed to walk 3 steps forward, 1 step back, 3 steps right, and 1 step left. Not 3 steps forward, 1 step back, 2 steps right, and fall like a klutz!
  • Girl: It's not my fault, Mr. Snow Miser! This part of your assault lawn is too slippery for us to dance on.
  • Snow Miser: You are ALL trained to dance on slippery terrain, even with no ICY SHOES WITH SPIKEY CLEATZ! Can I just get a gorgeous icy maid WITH SOME GODDAMN BALANCE?!?
  • Girl #2: Why are you treating us like this, sir?
  • Girl #3: Yeah, maybe you ARE too much.
  • Snow Miser: Ohhhh, I'm too much? Good one, Rime! (Claps slowly) Very clever! Now then, we're gonna do this once more! (The girls groan in exhaustion) This time, no more mistakes! ONE, TWO, THREE, FOUR--(Snowdrift and the others arrive with Patchy, Potty, and the fruitcake driver, causing Snow Miser to trip and fall over in surprise) OOF!!! MY SNOWBALLS!!!
  • Girl #1: Oh, thank goodness, now we can take a break. (The 4 girls leave)
  • Snow Miser:...(Gets up, and brushes himself off) Snowdrift, why didn't you just knock before bursting in? You know this is the time where me and the girls rehearse for our daily song number.
  • Snowdrift: This is urgent, sir. We just found three people trespassing near the outskirts of the Icicilan Village. One dressed like a pirate, one we found tied and gagged, and one a parrot marionette!
  • Snow Miser: Does a marionette REALLY count as a real person?...It doesn't matter, just bring them in. (They bring up Patchy, Potty, and the fruitcake driver)...Well, well, well, it seems we have some lucky mortals who stepped into my territory even at a harsh temperature that could ordinarily kill a mortal.
  • Patchy: Eh, probably just dumb luck, I guess.
  • Snow Miser: Shut up, and tell me who the frozen blitz you are!
  • Patchy: Uh, the name's Patchy, sir. And these are a good fruitcake truck driver I gave the day off, and my parrot, Potty.
  • Potty: Nice to see you.
  • Snow Miser: (He and the girls look at each other, and they, along with Kelvin, Freezearrow, and Frostgard, began laughing, and even the fruitcake driver muffled laughed) Why would somebody call their parrot 'Potty'? Did you have him house-trained or something? (Laughs)
  • Potty: (Gets angry, and furiously attacks Snow Miser)
  • Patchy: POTTY, NO!!! (Snow Miser manages to freeze Potty by touching him)...POTTY!!! (Everyone laughs) Oh, so ye' think this is FUNNY?!?
  • Snow Miser: No! (Scoffs) It's just that you screamed that word like a baby who has to take a dump! (Laughs)
  • Patchy: Just unfreeze me parrot!
  • Snow Miser: Hey, pal, I don't destroy ice, I just make it. Heat here is strictly forbidden since it's an all-cold place here.
  • Patchy: WELL, WHY DON'T YE' LET ME LEAVE SO I CAN MAKE A FIRE AND UNFREEZE HIM?!?
  • Freezearrow: What are you whining about, Blackbeard, you WANTED the colored chicken frozen, anyway!
  • Patchy: Yeah, like THAT'S helping!
  • Snow Miser: And as for you leaving, I'm afraid I can't allow that.
  • Patchy:...What?
  • Snow Miser: You just found out about my land, and I can't allow you to tell the whole world about it's existence. I'm afraid you and your friends are gonna have to stay here for the rest of your lives!
  • Patchy: (He's expressionless)...THAT'S NOT GONNA HAPPEN! You must be stupid to kidnap innocent bystanders and keep them hostage forever. Who do you think ye' are?!? Well, I ain't gonna stand for it, we're leaving and that's that! (Grabs Potty's ice block, and the fruitcake driver, and before they could leave, then the Icicilan guards blocked their way)
  • Frostgard: You three aren't going anywhere.
  • Snowdrift: The Snow Miser has spoken. Take them to the dungeon!

Snow Miser's Dungeon

  • Patchy: (He, the fruitcake driver and Potty are thrown in a cell, and the impact shatters Potty's ice block, and frees him)
  • Potty: RAAWWWKKK, is that anyway to treat a parrot?!?
  • Kelvin: Make yourselves comfortable. You've got a full day of training and group initiation to go through soon. (They all leave)
  • Patchy: HEY! LET US OUT, YE' SCALLIWAGS!!! LET US OUT, I TELL YE'!! THIS AIN'T NO WAY TO TREAT THE PRESIDENT OF THE SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS FAN CLUB!!! LET US GO!!!...(Sighs) Well, crab cakes!
  • Potty: Well, at least it can't get any worse. (Suddenly, Potty, Patchy, and the fruitcake guy see a huge prisoner polar bear)
  • Polar Bear: Oh, boy! New bed buddies!
  • Patchy: Well, he seems neighborly.
  • Potty:...You don't know the first thing about prison life, do you?
  • Patchy: Of course not! I'm a good Samaritan.
  • Potty: Well, when a guy prisoner acts neighborly to 'new meat', he...(He quietly squawk-whispers in Patchy's ear, as Patchy's face turns from confusion, to horror)
  • Patchy: THEY DO WHAT?!?
  • Potty: Yeah, the kind of things you learn from prison documentaries.
  • Polar Bear: Ya know...I always found beards..interesting to look at.
  • Patchy:...I think I like polar bears better when they want to eat ya!
  • ???: Okay, what genius decided it was a good idea to put those guys in Bruno's cell? (Kelvin appears with a small ice dragon similar to Cynder)
  • Kelvin: Sorry about that, General Creen, it was kinda my fault. It was the only cell that wasn't already filled with...spoils of war. (A lot of captured salamanders are seen)
  • General Creen: Then at least activate a divider between Bruno and those new guys. Snow Miser doesn't wanna deal with them looking like they had their unmentionables ripped off.
  • Patchy: EWW!
  • Kelvin: It shall be done, Madam!
  • Creen: I told you call me General!
  • Kelvin: Okay, General! (He presses a ice-embroidered button and divides Patchy's trio from Bruno)
  • Bruno: Aw, chestnuts!
  • Patchy: Hey, thanks lassie.
  • Creen: Did I instruct you to talk, prisoner?
  • Potty: (Whispering) Don't answer it, idiot!
  • Creen:...That's more like it! I only did you a 'favor' to avoid keeping you from becoming worthless. Snow Miser doesn't want traumatized children to join the army, if you're even worthy of it as you guys are already. (Notices the tied up fruitcake truck driver) And why is that guy still tied up? I want him untied immediately!
  • Patchy: Uh, sure thing. (He unties the fruitcake guy, and he gasps for fresh air)
  • Fruitcake Guy: Mam, this has all been a misunderstanding. I'm not with them, they just tied and gagged me in my fruitcake truck, and jacked it. Said they were trying to 'reach Santa for a stunt they pulled'. At least the parrot was the most sympathetic.
  • Creen: But you still trespassed here, and no one is an exception to the rule that Snow Miser made about outsiders who discover our land. It must be kept a secret from the world, and anyone who discovers it must be made a permanent resident. No exceptions.
  • Fruitcake Guy: THAT'S THE DUMBEST THING I EVER HEARD!! WHAT THE HELL MAKES YOU THINK THAT PEOPLE WOULD BELIEVE ME IF I TOLD THEM ANYTHING ABOUT THIS FROZEN WASTELAND?!? Somebody would be sent to a freaking LOONEY BIN FOR SOMETHING LIKE THAT!!
  • Creen: We simply cannot take the chance. Orders are orders. We didn't make the rules, we just enforce them. Now stop complaining before I report it to Snow Miser.
  • Fruitcake Guy:...(Shrugs)
  • Creen: Good day to you, sir! (Leaves with the others)
  • Fruitcake Guy: (Looks at Patchy angrily)
  • Patchy: Uh...Peace on Earth?
  • Fruitcake Guy: THIS IS ALL YOUR FAULT, YOU DELUSIONAL MANIAC!!! IF I EVER GET BACK HOME, I'LL HAVE YOUR ASS SUED FOR THIS!!
  • Patchy: Whoa, whoa, whoa, pal, easy with the language. If it makes ye' feel any better, we saved yer' life from that rabbit beast.
  • Fruitcake Guy: Oh, please, that parrot of yours is more of a hero than you are!
  • Potty: Why thank you, sir!
  • Fruitcake Guy: My name is Dan, thank you very much! I hope you're happy to have dragged me hundreds of miles from home to get caught by these cold-hearted warmongering jerks.
  • Potty: Alright, knock it off! We'll figure something out.
  • Fruitcake Guy (Dan): We'd better. But don't think I won't drop charges on you for this, you criminal scum!
  • Patchy: (Sighs) You know, kids, it's not worth yer' time to watch us fight. Why don't you just cut back to the show?
  • Dan:...Who were you talking to?
  • Patchy: To the kids watching this show. (Dan looks at the direction he's pointing)
  • Dan:...I don't see anybody.
  • Patchy: (Sighs) Oh, boy!

Dragon Temple

  • Lola: Okay, are you guys sure this will work?
  • Merlin: Oh, don't worry. It will work. And it turns out, we might not need to turn on the shield ourselves. They'll be foolish enough to turn on the shield to keep us from running away to get help, and they'll be back to normal (Snaps) just like that!
  • Melman: Well, that's good, right?
  • Alex: Well, it's our only shot at keeping our friends from getting into more trouble until SpongeBob, Spyro, and Kairi, or even Viper, fix this problem. SKIPPER, PROGRESS REPORT?!?
  • Skipper: (Watching through window) Nothing yet, but I do see a group of familiar people coming towards us at 12:00!
  • Alex: That's them!
  • Merlin: Alright, everyone, let's get started. (Merlin, Shifu, and Skipper go out to the blocked front entrance to see that the antiheroes are coming back)
  • Lord Shen: Ahh, that was fun! I so enjoyed causing mischief today. Who knew it could be this much fun?
  • Icky: Did you see how I pulled that guy's pants up while he was about to go pee? (They all laughed)
  • Avatar Riku: And remember when I killed that Frosty guy? (They laughed)
  • Avatar Cynder: We should do this more often. (They see the 4 Lodgers watching them)
  • Lord Shen: Well, well, if it isn't the goody-good Lodgers! Did you have a good Christmas? We sure did. MAN, all the things we did tonight.
  • Skipper: Guys, don't you see that you're being controlled by Copperfang? He's cursed you into hating Christmas.
  • Sir Hiss: We don't feel no different, you paranoid birdbrain!
  • Merlin: Well, if you want to ruin Christmas so badly, why don't you ruin OUR Christmas?
  • Lord Shen:...You want us to go in there and ruin YOUR Christmas?
  • Icky: HAH! What do you think we are, idiots?
  • Skipper: Come on, you too chicken to do it?
  • Icky: (Eating popcorn he stole from a child) HEY! WE AREN'T CHICKEN! (Drops the popcorn, and gasps) My popcorn! (Pecks it like a chicken)
  • Patrick: HEY, THAT'S MY BID!!
  • Merlin: Patrick, shut up!
  • Lord Shen:...Very well, if that's what you want. Boss Wolf, turn off the shields! (He does that, and they enter as the antiheroes watch the Lodgers to ensure they don't escape) Alright, turn her back on! (Boss Wolf tries to do that)...Hold it!...Something about this doesn't seem right. I think you guys are punking us.
  • Skipper: (Scoffs) What-what gave you that idea, Shen?
  • Lord Shen: Why would you guys suddenly want US to ruin YOUR Christmas when you love it so much? It doesn't add up.
  • Merlin: (While Mantis sneaks towards the control panel that Boss Wolf is watching) Because...we...well, you just ruined our reputation, and got us close to being on the naughty list, so what's the point of celebrating one, you know?
  • Skipper: Yeah, that's right.
  • Lord Shen: Oh, okay. Well, I guess I have one question, then. (Takes out his spear, dubbed as Stewie) DO YOU THINK I'M AN IDIOT?!? HUH, DO YOU?!? (A smack is heard as Boss Wolf is knocked out)
  • Mantis: FEEL THE BUUUG!! (Climbs up the wall, and presses the button, putting up the shield once again)
  • Lord Shen:...HAH! What the hell is THAT supposed to accomplish, huh? You just trapped yourselves in here with US! So we can have some--...Wait...I don't feel so well...
  • Trixie: Me, neither.
  • Gilda:...We've just been had, haven't we? (All the antiheroes' green eyes turn back to normal, and the antiheroes are cured from their corruption)
  • Lord Shen:...Uggh...where am I?...Wait, where's Copperfang?
  • Icky: And why is the Lockdown Shield up?
  • Merlin: You were being controlled by Copperfang's curse. He made you hate Christmas, and cause mischief to the people out there.
  • Lord Shen: WHAT?!?
  • Icky: Well, that explains why I'm covered in chocolate. (Wipes the chocolate off)
  • Lord Shen:...Uh...Why is Boss Wolf knocked out?
  • Mantis: Had to put this Lockdown Shield up with you guys in it after you trapped us in the Temple with it after you were corrupted. With it up, you guys are safe from Copperfang's curse.
  • Trixie: Well, thank goodness. I hope that it protects us from the possible angry mob that comes after us following all the crap we pulled. But how are we gonna contact SpongeBob, Spyro, and Kairi to help us?
  • Merlin: You guys will have to stay with us inside this shield until something turns up. If this shield drops, you'll hate Christmas again. And after how we saved you guys, there's no way we can do it again.
  • Gilda: What about Viper? Isn't she out, too?
  • Shifu: We haven't heard from her since she left. We can assume she failed, and is being held hostage.
  • Riku: Well, what do we do until then?
  • Rico: (Makes an 'I don't know' noise)
  • Matt: Well, nothing can stop us from celebrating Christmas, anyway. (Everyone stares at Matt)...What?
  • Sparx: Seriously? Our Christmas was trashed, as is our reputation, there may soon be an angry mob cursed by our cursed antihero friends, and you suggested that?
  • Tai: Matt, this is seriously not a good time to say that.
  • Matt: Sorry.
  • Shifu: But we admire and respect the attempt regardless of it's ill-fated arrival.
  • Icky: Well, you guys at least remembered to warn our visiting friends to go find Kairi, SpongeBob and Spyro before they arrive, right?
  • Po: They actually already showed up last night, and we told them to do that. We couldn't call them since this shield cuts off transmissions.
  • Fidget: So we just wait, then?
  • Lord Shen: I think so, yes. And I'm afraid there's not much to do since the shield not only cuts off transmissions, but also reception and Wi-Fi. That means we won't be able to use computers, TV, video games, VCRs, or DVD Players. It's basically like a storm, only some devices can still work.
  • Icky: Aw, damn! And I was looking forward to playing Call of Duty: Black Ops II.
  • Cynder: Don't worry. Everything will be fine.

Copperfang Manor, 8:48 PM

  • Gonzo: (He and Rizzo see that Copperfang is still making sure the curse is still going) While our heroes are starting to get an upper hand at this mission, Copperfang is still causing mischief for the Dragon Realms, making everyone in it with no pure-enough heart a scrooge.
  • Rizzo: Wait, how come it ain't affecting us?
  • Gonzo: Probably because our hearts are pure enough to resist it. And it looks like the three heroes are getting ready to deploy the Amulet. (Santa's sleigh appears with SpongeBob, Kairi, Spyro, Alfred, and the reindeer on it)
  • Rizzo: HI, GUYS--
  • Gonzo: SSSHH!! Be quiet, we're not supposed to interact with people in the story!!
  • Rizzo: Sorry about that. (They both hide as the sleigh lands, and is almost noticed by Copperfang)
  • Spyro: So, this is the place, huh?
  • Alfred: Yep. Copperfang Manor, in all it's sepia tone. Anyway, it's almost 9:00. We have to get the Amulet on him by that time, or it won't work, and it'll be all over. By this time, Copperfang will be ready to go to sleep. That's when we can put the Amulet on him. And I have it right here. (Shows them a dark-red box, and opens it, revealing a pearly-white and dark-red Amulet with a dark-red ruby in the middle. It glows in white magic as the three are astonished by it's beauty)
  • SpongeBob: Wow, it looks lovely.
  • Alfred: Yes. We crafted it with the upmost care, and as with all jeweled artifacts, the jewel in question is what gives it it's power.
  • Spyro: And we have to sneak this onto Copperfang's neck? What if he notices it? And what if the Villain League notices it?
  • Alfred: Worry not, the Amulet can only be touched by pure-hearted nice people. Naughty people will just be magically trapped inside presents just like the shield. It's magic-proof. Once it is worn, nobody will be able to see it or touch it until it's completed it's job. After that, it can be easily removed.
  • Spyro: Well, there's a good chance that the Villain League will notice us, and try and stop us. We need to keep this mission as quiet and gentle as possible. I don't know how we'll be able to accomplish this with all that.
  • Alfred: Well, it's easy. We just follow the strategy that Santa and...(Shivers softly)...Grace went over with us, and we'll be able to get this over with. Keep in mind that the Amulet will take a day for it to come into affect, but with the Amulet's magic, nothing can stop it unless it is prevented from being worn. But given how much time it takes for it to work, perhaps we'll be lucky that the Weasley Brothers will appear and warn him about the visits.
  • SpongeBob: Well, that's great. Do we have those coal launchers Santa gave us?
  • Alfred: Well, given how much our plan was thought through, coal launchers would make some noise, which he have to tone down on this mission. The first thing we might wanna do is take care of those villains so they won't interfere...wherever they are.
  • Kairi: Then let's get started. (Takes out her Keyblade, and SpongeBob takes out his karate gloves and helmet)
  • Alfred: Guys, let's remember to go easy with the weapons since they're sure to make noise.
  • Spyro: We already know, Alfred. Let's just get started. If we're gonna find the villains, we'll need to stick together.

Copperfang's Bedroom

  • Copperfang: (He was seen reading a book) Ohh...I didn't know hiring non-union workers guarantees more money. Wait...I did! That's why I fired all the union workers. HA! One of the finest firings I did all day. (Chuckles) My business just gets better and better every day. (Kairi sees him through the window)
  • Kairi: Alfred, there doesn't seem to be any sign of those Villain Leaguers. Should we put the Amulet on him now?
  • Alfred: No! You do that, those villains might appear and warn him. We have to be well-prepared and take care of them before we do that. We can't even let them know we're here, because a simple yell can mean mission failure.
  • SpongeBob: Well, how exactly will our plan work? We don't know where those Villain Leaguers are, and if they see us, we're done for. And we have to do this in less than 10 minutes.
  • ???: Oh, don't worry, we already took care of them. (They see that the Mane 5 and the Crusaders have already tied and gagged the villains)
  • Spyro: Girls? Where did you come from?
  • Pinkie: Your trapped Lodger friends told us you were on a mission, and we decided to help you out.
  • Kairi:...Then...how did you find us?
  • Applejack: They told us where yer' Copperfang target lived, so we done took these guys out and waited for you to arrive.
  • Rainbow Dash: We overheard your plan when you arrived, so with these guys out of the way, you can put that amulet on him.
  • SpongeBob: Thanks, guys!
  • Alfred: In that case, let's just started in putting the amulet on Copperfang, and rescuing Viper...

2 minutes later...

  • Copperfang: (Has fallen asleep on his chair as SpongeBob is seen inside, and stretches his arm carrying the Amulet towards Copperfang)...No, I don't believe in loans, they just take away money...(SpongeBob slowly manages to slip the Amulet onto his neck)
  • SpongeBob: Did it! Now I can--(Trips on his staff) OUCH!
  • Copperfang: (Gets woken up) WHAT WAS THAT?!? (SpongeBob quickly turns flat, and hides behind a counter, hiding from plain sight. Copperfang looks around to see nothing as the Amulet disappears and turns invisible)...Hmmph! Humbug! (Gets up slowly and stretches) I need a drink. (Slithers out of his bedroom, and when he is gone, SpongeBob gets out of hiding, and squeeze through the window, and goes outside)

Outside Copperfang Manor

  • SpongeBob: (He reaches the other two who are inside the living room searching for Viper, and SpongeBob taps on the glass and warns them that Copperfang was coming. SpongeBob quickly opened the window, and they jumped out in time)
  • Copperfang: (Appears, and goes into the kitchen, and they see that he got a drink of warm milk, and leaves, and the three sigh in relief)
  • Kairi: That was a close call!
  • Spyro: Now let's go back to saving Viper.
  • Alfred: I'm afraid that'll have to wait until tomorrow. We should really focus on getting these Villain Leaguers back to where they came from. But first, it's now 9:00. The Amulet is about to work. Those Weasley Ghosts will be here any minute. We'll have to watch the whole thing and see if it goes smoothly.
  • SpongeBob: Good point.

Copperfang's room.

  • Copperfang: (He was on his chair on the verge of sleeping after finishing his milk) I could've sworn I heard some people in the living room...Oh, it was probably just the terra-cottas. Probably trying to scream for help again. BAH! Like it shall help. There'll be no one out there to help them. Now to get some shut-eye--(A bell chime was heard on a clock) WHAT THE--?!?...Oh, whew! It was just the clock. I thought someone naughty was gonna come up and snap my neck, or something....(He suddenly gets puzzled by the spooky vibe around him, and he looks around for a bit with a lit candle)...(He goes downstairs and hears the sounds of rustling chains)...What was that sound?...(Looks around, and sees nothing. He shrugs as he tries to go back to bed, and then the sound is heard again)...ALRIGHT, WHO'S SCREWING AROUND WITH ME?!?...(Shrugs) You'd better leave, I have a shotgun! (Suddenly, the doorbell rings again on its own, much to the snake's shock)...(Chuckles) Okay, that's probably just the wind.
  • ???: COPPERFANG!!
  • Copperfang:...And apparently, it knows my name! (Once the doorbell stops ringing, the fire on his candle blows out on it's own)...(Gulps) Okay, whoever's doing that, CUT IT OUT!! I'll call the authorities if this continues!! (Nothing was heard).... Hmmph! Just as I suspected, hooligans. (He returned to his chair) Can't they learn for once that I am just an old person? Lousy trespassers thinking it's funny to make me think that I'm being haunted by--(Suddenly the bell begins ringing again on its own, much to Copperfang's shock. Once the thing stops ringing, the fire and the candlelight begins dimming out until it's gone) What's going on here? This is some kind of elaborate prank devised by a pranking show? I'll sue their company owner to cancel them out of existence!...(The scary vibe wears off)...(Scoffs) Of course, it's the side effects of my anti-depressants medication.
  • ???: OH, NO, IT'S NOT! (Suddenly, two weasel ghosts appear from through a wall, and they are both the same as the weasels on Copperfang's portrait at the building, only their heads are tied up with cloths, and over a dozen chains are attached to them with money boxes. The two weasels laugh crazily, and Copperfang screams like a girl)
  • Copperfang: GHOSTS!!! (Hides under his chair)
  • Weasel #1: What's with him?
  • Weasel #2: Maybe it's those 'medications' he mentioned.
  • Weasel #1: I don't think it's the medications. (They both laugh crazily)
  • Copperfang: (Takes a closer look at them)...Alan? Drakey? Is that you?
  • Weasel #1 (Alan): Well, who did you expect, Smartass and the Toon Patrol?
  • Weasel #2 (Drakey): As if they weren't dead enough many times before. (They both laugh)
  • Copperfang: (SpongeBob, Spyro, Kairi, and Alfred watch this from out the window) What are you guys doing here? And...why do you look so horrible?
  • Alan: That's precisely what we're here to tell you, Jin. We're here to bring you a word of warning about what you're doing.

(This song plays)

During the song...

Muppet Christmas Carol - Marley And Marley

Muppet Christmas Carol - Marley And Marley

  • Drakey: You know, I gotta say, this reminds me of the year we bought and tore down the entire orphanage to make room for our latest Toy Factory.
  • Alan: Yeah, I remember laughing at the little tikes while they were standing in the snow bank after buying the property from the orphanage's landlord.
  • Drakey: With their little frostbitten Digimon toys. (They both scoffed and laughed, but then their money boxes roared at them) WHOA!!
  • Alan: Okay, okay, no more of that greedy crap! Geez!

Later in the song...

  • Copperfang: But my friends, you were not unfeeling towards Christmas time. You know how much it threatens the company we built together.
  • Drakey: You're right, there was this one thing about Christmas me and Alan liked.
  • Alan: And that was getting filthy stinking rich, of course! (They laughed, but the money boxes growled at them) Oops, sorry. Let's just get to the point!
  • Copperfang: Point? What point?

Much later in the song...

  • Copperfang: (Frightened) My God, what are these dreadful, monstrous chains?
  • Drakey: Oooooh, the chains. I hate them so damned much!
  • Alan: Copperfang, do you remember how we died?
  • Copperfang: You were touched by a homeless poison-dart frog?
  • Drakey: And remember EXACTLY what we did to him?
  • Copperfang: Yeah. You stole some birthday money from him claiming that 'it will show that his parents will know not to steal money from a toy company'? You took their home and claimed it as a toy factory, too. It really had me rolling on the floor.
  • Alan: Well, he had good reason to kill us! We were WRONG! We forged these heavy chains in life by our sins, hatred for Christmas and acts of greed! And so as punishment for our sins, we must carry them FOR ETERNITY!!
  • Drakey: If I recall correctly, Your wear such a massive chain yourself right now for what you did to your niece's friends. You even made it GROW by casting that curse of yours on the antihero members of the Shell Lodge Squad who have done nothing to you in your entire life!
  • Alan: There's no hope for us anymore, Copperfang! We are unable to remove these chains, literally! They magically bonded them to us. We're DOOMED! DOOMED, I TELL YOU!!!
  • Drakey: And the same thing will happen to YOU, Copperfang!
  • Alan: Only they'll be worse. MUCH worse!
  • Copperfang: No! NO! IT CAN'T! IT JUST CAN'T!!!
  • Drakey: You know, it may be too late for us, but it's not too late for you to undo what you did to the only family member who showed ANY sympathy for you. We have come to warn you that you still have one chance of escaping your hatred of Christmas, the monster you turned yourself into, and save you from suffering our fate when death awaits! (One of the money boxes on their chains pops a clock out) Oh, poop-sticks! The chains are pulling us back!
  • Copperfang: No! NO, YOU CAN'T LEAVE ME!!! YOU MUST TELL ME WHAT I HAVE TO DO!!! DON'T LEAVE ME TO BE LIKE YOU!!!
  • Alan: Before you finish your blind ambitions to destroy Christmas forever, Jin, you will be haunted by three spirits!
  • Copperfang: Haunted?!? Haven't I had enough of that for once?!?
  • Alan: Without these visits, you can never hope to make amends to everyone for just trying to get rid of a holiday everyone loves, and escape the path we tread!
  • Drakey: Expect the first ghost tomorrow night at 10:00 PM!
  • Copperfang: Can't I just meet them all at once and get it over with?
  • Alan: It doesn't work like that, Copperfang! Spirits need prep time too, you know! Be ready for hell by 10:00 PM tomorrow night!
  • Drakey: We don't have much time left, Jin! These are our final words of warning to you. So listen to the spirits! Do what they say! Make amends to your niece and her friends, and quit being a pawn to those scumbag Villain Leaguers, or your chains will be heavier and longer than ours!
  • Copperfang: (Gulps, and the song ends)

After the song ends.

  • Copperfang: ...I can't let this happen! I need to ghost-proof this place!! (Copperfang casts a ghost-proof magic shield around the entire manor) There! This shield is at Level 69. No ghost will be able to get through. I am looking forward to a rather peaceful experience....Though, it doesn't seem to make me feel any safer....Oh, calm yourself, Copperfang! You'll probably get over it by tomorrow! (Falls asleep as this was all seen by Kairi, Spyro, SpongeBob, and Alfred)
  • SpongeBob:...Uh...is he supposed to put up an impenetrable shield around his house to protect himself from ghosts?
  • Alfred: Tsk tsk tsk! He actually thinks a magic shield can protect him from Level 995 spirits. He has no idea that spirits that have been around for centuries have a very large magic level. Even the shields will not protect him.
  • Kairi: Well, that's good. He'll surely be in for a surprise.
  • Rainbow Dash: Well, what're we waiting for? Let's get to the North Pole.
  • Donner: What? 'WE'?
  • Applebloom: Well, yeah! We helped you get that stinkin' Amulet on that guy, didn't we? I think this is a fair deal!
  • Scootaloo: Yeah, and you'll need our help, won't you?
  • Kairi: They're right, Donner. They helped us, so I think it's fair to let them tag along. (The CMCs give them puppy-dog eyes)
  • Donner: Oh, alright, fine! But be warned that we cannot hold multiple people at once. It makes sleigh too heavy for us to pull.
  • Cupid: Oh, Donner, Equestrian ponies are exactly our size and weight. How hard can holding them all be?
  • Donner: As hard as holding 4 Santas on one sleigh.
  • Cupid: Donner, you've got nothing to worry about. Jump in, ponies. (They do that, and everyone else gets in)
  • Sweetie Belle: Oh, boy, we get to ride in Santa's sleigh!
  • Scootaloo: Awesome! (The three high-hoof)
  • Alfred: Alright, reindeer, we're off! (They took off as Gonzo and Rizzo appear from the same place they were when the sleigh arrived)
  • Rizzo: Whew! Almost half an hour in this same spot.
  • Gonzo: Well, as you can see, the heroes were lucky to have gotten the Amulet on Copperfang. If those ponies didn't show up, the mission would've ended up in failure. The group will be sending their captured Villain Leaguers back to where they came from before going back to the North Pole.
  • Rizzo: And man, is Copperfang gonna get it when he finds out that the spirits cannot be restrained.
  • Gonzo: Yes. He certainly will. Nobody will be able to see or touch the Amulet for the remainder of the next day, even with magic. It will only become visible and touchable again when the job is done.
  • Rizzo: I have to admit, I like this draft much better. It remains loyal to the first 2 drafts, but brings something new at the same time. I think I can get around--
  • Gonzo: Rizzo! We're already guilty of multiple counts of fourth-wall breaking, let's not Pinkie Pie ourselves by referencing this episode's complicated development-mess story.
  • Rizzo: Sorry about that.

Chapter 5: December 23rd Arrive/Patchy's Burnt and Frozen Experience/Ginger the Reindeer/Attack from An Ice Serpent/The Mouse of Christmas Past

Copperfang's Toy Building, December 23rd

  • Copperfang: (Arrives severely tired as employees looked at him with anger that turns into concerned notice)
  • James: Hey, Lord Cheapskate? What's the matter? The money in the mattress wasn't good to you last night?
  • John: Yes, senior, you look like you've been through a major trauma. Are you...okay?
  • Copperfang: I...uh...of course, it's just that...I think I may've...seen things last night. I might've had a half-sleep dream.
  • James: You mean being asleep and awake at the same time? Is that even possible?
  • John: What makes you think that?
  • Copperfang: ("I don't think I should tell them. It'll probably make me a mockery, and I've had enough of that yesterday.")...All I can say is that it was a seriously-bizarre dream, and leave it at that. Anyway, resume your work. (Copperfang leaves)
  • James: (Whispering to John) Who wants to bet it could be a sign he's gonna kick the bucket soon?
  • John: (Whispering) Wha--James! That's an awful thing to think about! As seemingly unreasonable as he is, he's still a person. I'm sure he has someone who cares for him.
  • James: (He sees Copperfang going inside his office, clearly seeing it's safe to talk openly) Oh, you mean his Stockholm Syndrome niece of his?
  • John: Aside from that.
  • James: (Scoffs) You actually think someone would give a damn about that slithering old fart?
  • John: Yes! If a family was that cruel to him, they'd never be a family at all. That is to say, I sympathize with why he acts like this.
  • James: How the hell can you be--
  • John: Because I had a Papi that thinks like he did. My Papi...was really rough on Christmas....
  • James:...Let me get this straight. You're dad behaved like an old jerk?
  • John: Not all-year round! Just...on Christmas.

Flashback

  • (John): Papi was strict on Christmas, not because of money, but because...well...he came from a Jewish side of the family.
  • (James): You're half-Jew? But I thought Spanish people liked Christmas. You know, "Phillips Navy-Dad" or whatever?
  • (John): It's pronounced Feliz Navidad, actually. And my ancestors were one of the many who refused to give into Christianity because of the Spanish Inquisition. That's why my great-grandfather, my grandmother, and my father hated Christianity, and therefore they hated Christmas. They believed that the religion had threatened their sense of freedom, and because people loved it so much, they wanted to force it on everyone else whether they wanted to or not.
  • (James): Then why did YOU go into Christianity?
  • (John): Because I didn't believe my father's delusions about it's backlash against his people. I knew that people have changed since that time, and know well that people should have rights to religion. Part because my homeland of Mexico is right below the United States. I knew that it wouldn't really hurt to believe in a small portion of the religion. But when my father tried to force me to forgetting about Christmas, he had a heart attack and died.
  • (James): (Breathes in) Ooohh!
  • (John): As you know, Christmas is about family. It was tragic that my father had died 10 days before Christmas, and I buried the poor soul myself. I soon got married, and now have 6 puppies, one of them I am currently having troubles with health issues.
  • (James): You mean Teeny Tom?
  • (John): Yes. You see, he's been diagnosed with polio, a rare paralyzing virus that has rendered him unable to walk without a crutch. The doctors say that I have until Christmas time to give him a vaccination, but I do not have enough money to pay for it. If I don't get proper payment by then...who knows what will happen to him?

Present

  • James:...Wow, that's pretty tragic.
  • John: Si, it is. And I do not know if I will ever be able to get my pay to save him. Tom has been on my side for as long as I can remember. In fact, he is the youngest of my puppies. I promised him dearly that I would help him. Now that Copperfang has been in this deal with D-Mart, I fear I won't be able to keep that promise.
  • James:...Oh, man! That is so sad!
  • John: So I'm pretty sure some people care about him, amigo. No words can harm Christmas.
  • James:...You know, you're right. Why am I even saying such harsh words about that poor guy? Does he ever have other people that care for him?

Copperfang's Office

  • Copperfang:...(Looking at the portrait of him, Alan and Drakey)...(Sighs) What if they were right? What if I DO end up suffering their fate?...I have the chance to become the greatest businessman in the Dragon Realms. But after what just happened last night...I'm starting to think...
  • ???: HOLD IT RIGHT THERE, COPPY! (Lord Cobra and Chrysalis teleport into the office)
  • Copperfang: WAAH! (Closes the shades on the windows) Who are you guys?!? What're you doing in my office?!?
  • Chrysalis: May we remind you that we Villain Leaguers helped you with all the nasty lawsuits you faced yesterday? You wouldn't even be sitting here if it wasn't for us.
  • Lord Cobra: You're marching in progress, Copperfang! And here you are, debating yourself!
  • Copperfang: Okay, it's not what you think! It's just that--
  • Lord Cobra: That you were visited by the ghosts of your partners? Oh, we know what happened there. We've got magic, you know.
  • Chrysalis: A few of your niece's allies came and put something on your neck. We couldn't make out what it was due to the snowy weather interfering with the reception, but I think it was some kind of holographic necklace that showed you holograms. It's obviously a way to trick you into stopping your progress.
  • Copperfang:...WHY THOSE INSOLENT BOTTOM-FEEDERS!!!
  • Lord Cobra: Those ghosts were probably just fake. You're not gonna be haunted by three spirits.
  • Copperfang: Thank God! I can get through with this. With this deal, I'll earn trillions! (Chuckles) Thanks for telling me this, guys!
  • Lord Cobra: Our pleasure. (They both teleport away)

Santa's Workshop

  • Chrysalis: (She and Cobra teleports to, surprisingly, our heroes, and Chrysalis speaks in Celestia's voice) Okay, we softened Copperfang's guard on the shield. In theory, when he thinks the shield wouldn't be necessary, he won't keep it up. And when the spirit comes, he'll realize it wouldn't protect him regardless.
  • Alfred: I still think it's risky for you two to pretend to be Mang and Chrysalis and technically tell Copperfang he has the Amulet. (Cobra and Chrysalis are revealed to be Celestia and Luna in disguise)
  • Luna: Yes, but it's better than leaving him so scared and unsure that he would increase security measures. It's better to have him believe he's not threatened, that way they won't have to be stressed by the consequences.
  • Spyro: And besides, it wouldn't be right to have him start to become traumatized like he was last night. We're trying to get him to see the error of his ways, but we shouldn't torture him into it.
  • Alfred: I respect that, Lodgers, but we still need to go in hard, but only hard enough that he wakes up for his false sense-of-belief on Christmas.
  • Kairi: So, what now?
  • Alfred: Well, here's the tricky part. The 3 Spirits are not like the ones you know in those stories. They have to obtain their own physical forms when doing their job, so the Amulet needs to feed off of 3 souls to grant them what they need. The souls will need to be removed from their bodies, so the bodies will be lifeless until further notice. There's also some guidelines. The souls have to be from those who are of matching personality. The first spirit needs the soul of someone who's nice, honest, and trustworthy. The second needs the soul of someone who is wise, sympathetic, and noble. And the trickiest part is the third one. That spirit requires a soul that is semi-dark, possessing half-light half-dark will.
  • SpongeBob: Well, if that's the case, how come those Weasley guys can have physical forms?
  • Alfred: They're not exactly Christmas spirits, as condemned spirits being used as a warning, a sort've thing that is used depending on who the person is. It's a lot of complicated spirit mumbo-jumbo I'm not particularly good at. Usually, Grace is the one who does all that.
  • Celestia: I have already volunteered to donate my soul to the second spirit. It'll be easy to find the first spirit a soul, but it'll be tricky to find one for the third one.
  • Spongebob: I can give the first spirit my soul. I'm nice, honest, and trustworthy.
  • Scroopfan's voice: Uh, yeah..... About that, Spongebob..... You've been replaced by Mickey Mouse.... I'm sorry, but I figured that since your too close to this mission, it might be a good idea to make you a Chrismas spirit."
  • Spongebob:...Well, shoot! But it's okay, Mickey's known for those qualities....But wait...isn't he trapped in the Dragon Temple with the others?
  • ???: (Chuckles) We don't need my traditional self, silly! There's more where that came from. (Someone acrobatically jumps down to them, and it's revealed to be the Kingdom Hearts Mickey) Hello!
  • SpongeBob/Spyro/Kairi: KING MICKEY!!
  • King Mickey: I had a terrible vision about this curse going on 2 days ago. Now, I am honored to temporarily transfer my soul to the Ghost of Christmas Past.
  • Luna: Then where are we gonna find someone to purify the third spirit on such short notice?
  • ???: Perhaps I can be of service. (A familiar hooded figure is seen jumping down onto the seen. He pulls down his hood, and he is revealed to be Roxas)
  • Everyone: ROXAS?!?
  • Roxas: King Mickey informed me that you needed a soul for the Ghost of Christmas Future. I've got the perfect soul for him since I am a basic Nobody. Nobodies are known to be semi-dark, so King Mickey called me in to help.
  • Kairi: Wow, Roxas, I haven't seen you in years.
  • Roxas: Yes, I do have a busy life. But I do take some time off on Christmas time. I spend time with the only family I've got with Namine, Xion, Aqua, Terra, Ventus, and even our old friend Jeffrey.
  • Spyro: Jeffrey? Hmm, that's an adventuring person that we rarely see at all. In fact, we NEVER see him.
  • Kairi: I have...but only once.
  • Roxas: The point is that I shall help you.
  • Alfred: Then come with me. You three will need to go through...an untested experiment.
  • King Mickey/Celestia/Roxas: WHAT?
  • Alfred: Don't worry, Grace made sure the screws weren't too tight. Come with me to the lab.

Workshop Elf Lab

  • Grace: (King Mickey, Celestia, and Roxas are seen sitting inside devices similar to the Link Units in the movie Avatar) Okay, you guys. These soul-transferring units are very powerful, yet very unstable. They are able to transfer one's soul into another. And since we're using only three, we're gonna use a very special ruby to get your souls transferred to the spirits. You see, since we don't have the Amulet with us, it'll be difficult to transfer your souls, so the only way to do it is to use the exact same kind of magical ruby that makes the Amulet. (Takes out a large red ruby, and puts it inside a cylindrical container, and puts the container inside a large machine, and hooks the cables for the units into the machine)
  • King Mickey: Alfred said this wasn't fully tested?
  • Grace: It's true. But I assure you, this will work. But what's difficult will be using the ruby's power to send your souls through the magical energy matrix, and transferring it AAAAAAAAAAALL the way to the Amulet. There is a 70% chance it will be successful.
  • Roxas: And...what happens if it doesn't work?
  • Grace: Who knows? Your souls might be shattered into magical dust. But you've got nothing to worry about. I've calculated the transferring process 7 times. If I do this right, it'll surely work.
  • Celestia: I hope so. And I hope you know what you're doing.
  • Grace: Of course I do. I'm an elf. Elves are one of the most intelligent creatures in the UUniverses besides humans. Now get ready, the process is about to begin. (The three strap themselves into the units, and the units close them inside)...Alright, initiating soul-transfer in 3...2...1...(Presses button, and it zaps the three, and energy is seen pulling on their chests, and their souls, seen as small cyan-blue orbs, are sucked through the three tubes into the machine where they blend through the ruby inside)...
  • Computer Voice: Operation Complete. Soul-Transfer is Successful. (Everyone sighs in relief)
  • Grace: Thank God it worked!
  • SpongeBob: Yeah, I'm starting to regret wanting to be in something like THIS! (The three souls are seen going through a red energy tunnel, and they are then obtained by 3 dark patches of darkness, which make them turn cyan blue, and they start shapeshifting)
  • ???:...(Soft voice) This seems to be a nice form.
  • ???: (Jolly voice) Indeed. Not what I was expecting, but it's better than nothing.
  • ???: (In dark brooding voice) At least I am still in a black robe. I only work in black...and sometimes a lighter shade of black.
  • Spyro: Well, this will certainly be a Christmas nobody's gonna forget.

Snow Miser's Territory

  • Snow Miser: (Patchy, Potty, and Dan are lined up in front of him) Alright, you three. You've got a LOT of proving to do now that this is your new home.
  • Dan: What if we refuse?
  • Snow Miser: May I remind you that I just gave you a coat of magic that allows you to be immune to the harsh temperatures that no ordinary mortal can get used to. If you don't do as I say, and follow the group initiation today, then I'll just take them away, and let you freeze to death. Is that what you want?
  • Dan:...No.
  • Snow Miser: That's more like it. Now, since I know you three are not worth joining my infantry, I shall instead find what you ARE good at.
  • Patchy: Like what?
  • Snow Miser: Like community service. I have an entire village of Icicilans and a whole lot of mouths to feed. Dan here will be perfect enough for a delivery service.
  • Dan: Really? You want me to be in a delivery service?
  • Snow Miser: Yes. You're dressed like a delivery person, so you would fit right in. And as for the bird, for your skills in beating people like myself up, you shall be a bodyguard.
  • Potty: WHAT?!?
  • Snow Miser: And as for the cross-dresser, you shall be my jester!
  • Patchy: JESTER?!? WHAT COULD I POSSIBLY HAVE IN ME TO MAKE ME A CLOWN?!?
  • Snow Miser: Oh, I don't know, the term delusional comes to mind. Not to mention freaking hilarious.
  • Patchy: I AM NOT DELUSIONAL!!
  • Snow Miser: Then explain why you think Santa would grant you your Christmas wish, ignoring the fact you dragged an innocent delivery guy into all this?
  • Patchy:...Uh, well, ya see.....I hoped he would be the forgiving type.
  • Snow Miser: Enough talk! You all will do well in your new positions, and remember what happens if you don't do them! Got it? (The three nod 'yes') Good. I have spoken. (The Icicilan guards escort them away as all this was seen by Heat Miser through binoculars)
  • Heat Miser: So, Snow Miser has himself some new residents, huh? That means they'll be helping bring a White Christmas! Flamuman! I want those three captured!
  • Flamuman: Yes, sir! (Leaves)

Oasis of Greenland

  • Hellfire: (A large palace is seen in the middle of a giant oasis, and inside the palace, Hellfire is brought up to the silhouetted female figure restrained in vines. The figure finally shows herself as a beautiful lady with a green dress, is covered in flowers and leaves, is barefoot, has a rose-covered sunhat, pale-green skin, and green makeup. This was Mother Nature)...So...I...uh...You look really nice today, Miss Mother Nature. Your flowers are pretty. Your dress is...rather nice...your eyes are-
  • Mother Nature: Don't try and charm me, Hellfire! I am very disappointed in you for the stunt you pulled in Heat Miser's infantry. I have heard about what you did before hand, and I don't like it.
  • Hellfire: But I- (The vines cover his mouth)
  • Mother Nature: I didn't tell you to speak, Hellfire! Now, I'm sure you know how many other people were banished to my Oasis for crimes as unforgivable as yours. The worst ones I've had killed. I've wiped out many communities that have gone too far, including the dinosaurs long ago. Such creatures have been too much of a blend between animalistic behavior and intelligence. But it wasn't out of malice. I'm above things like that. All those things, were acts of being amoral, like most gods. Your crimes weren't as bad, so I shall not kill you. Instead, I will make you suffer a worse fate: being sentenced to eternity as a certain animal, and be sentenced to be one of my servants. (Hellfire is shocked, and nods 'no') I'm sorry, but you commit a crime, you pay the price. NECTAR?!? (A small fairy appears with a green-yellow dress, golden hair, a small crown, beating blue transparent wings, and pointed ears)
  • Fairy (Nectar): You summoned, Miss Nature?
  • Mother Nature: I want you to turn this traitorous person into a Hellbender Salamander.
  • Nectar: As you wish. (Spins around Hellfire as he muffled panics, and he suddenly starts shrinking and shapeshifting, and becomes a Hellbender salamander)...It is done.
  • Mother Nature: (Commands her vines to release Hellfire) As with your new body, you will find it won't be easy to get along in this place. You will only be comfortable being my servant from now on. Plus, even my gnome guards are larger than you. COMMANDER ATLAS?!? (A gnome in medieval armor and a bamboo spear appears)
  • Gnome Commander (Atlas): We shall make sure he does his job, Miss Nature! Trust me, he'll wish he didn't screw up. (The gnome guards chuckle and intimidate Hellfire)
  • Mother Nature: Make yourself comfortable, Hellfire! My guards will escort you to your new room. (The gnome guards escort him away)...Well, now that that's been taken care of, I can continue keeping track of the Miser's progress. (A green-blue nymph in a dark-blue robe, long black hair, and a leaf-covered tiara appears)
  • Nymph: (Danish accent) Miss Mother Nature, if I might, may I ask, vhat makes you think zat your stepson, North Vind, von't use zhis to his advantage?
  • Mother Nature: I am aware of what North Wind has done, Asløg. He's always been like this because of his...personal problem. Atlas and the guards have everything under control. If that doesn't work, the plant security will move in.
  • Nymph (Asløg): Vell, if you're sure, zhen I'll accept it. I just hope he doesn't do anything sneaky. Ve all know how much of a deceiver he is.
  • Mother Nature: It will be fine, trust me.

Sky Palace

  • ???: (Still silhouetted in his throne as Mime-Me returns)...Is Freezar still busy with his...personal endeavors?
  • Mime-Me: Y-y-y-y-y-y-y-yes, sir. Freezar, i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-insists he still goes after the reindeer....But I told him to find that Hellfire guy like you said.
  • ???: That's good. (Appears as a tall indigo person with white hair, a magical staff, and a regal suit. This was North Wind) He'll be useful for my plans to take over Christmas, and replace Santa Claus. And we're gonna need to make sure that my stepmother and her staff don't get in the way. That's why I need that ice serpent to freeze them, that way, those blasted Heat Misers won't become a problem for me just like the last time I tried to take over Christmas.
  • Mime-Me: What about Santa? Won't he get suspicious?
  • North Wind: Worry not your little head, Mime-Me, he's too busy helping those ridiculous hero legends refer to as the Shell Lodge Squad dealing with an ancient curse casted by another predictable case of Scrooginess. And we all know how Christmas deals with the scroogy. That blasted rich snake greedball unknowingly gave me the okay to see my ambition through. I might reward the incompetent snake a chance to win over his 'special' friend back. This time, not even the High Council themselves would be a problem as long as they're too distracted by that curse. I love it when mortals just make it TOO easy for the divine to sweep in and rule.
  • Mime-Me: V-v-v-very good, Mr. North Wind, sir.
  • North Wind: Your services are no longer needed at this time. I will call you when I need you. (Mime-Me bows frightened as he left, and when he left, a person somewhat similar to North Wind appeared)
  • Person: Uh, brother?
  • North Wind: (Notices) Ah, South Wind. My older, yet strangely shorter, brother. Are you here to, oh, I don't know, lecture me about my choices like you've done so many times before? Because if you are, then you need to leave. I have far greater things to think about than another one of your complaints.
  • South Wind: I just thought that...well...isn't freezing stepmother... A little against you? I understand if you believe she'll make it difficult to pursue your, 'visions', but it's not without a good reason, so as much as I know this is a fruitless endeavor, could you consider, at least, to leave a 'flawed system' to it's own devices? Sometimes, what's one man's trash is a treaure to many.
  • North Wind: Don't you think I have some problem with it? She might not have been the person directly responsible for my reason of existence, but she nurtured and cared for me all the same. But it's for strategic reasons. She's been responsible for stopping my intentions for Christmas. She's hopelessly too favored towards the corrupt Christmas monopoly. I know that this monopoly crisis that Christmas has about their naughty-nice rule is only going to make people around the world corrupt. All that curse a 'Lord Copperfang' made, only accelerated it. I know that those Shell Lodgers out there will succeed in taking down that scroogeball Copperfang, so I have all the time in the world to get this plan complete. Not even the Misers will stop me this time.
  • South Wind: But the problem is, that, well, given your condition, you're not singularly after a much more beneficial Christmas. You're also trying to force your opinion on everyone else, AND you tried to get it by force after they discovered you sabotaged Santa's sleigh last time.
  • North Wind: Their beliefs will only end up destroying Christmas the exact same way that curse is right now. That curse is of no concern to me since Santa's silly Amulet is around Copperfang's neck, so in the following hours, that old grouch will no longer be even a minor issue. All I have to worry about is delivering toys to all nice, AND naughty people around the world while all the idiots are busy playing A Chrismas Carol, thus eliminating the monopoly crisis once and for all. I'll be more famous than I am already. I would've saved Christmas. There'll be silly child specials about this event, Southy.
  • South Wind: Dear brother, do I have to remind you of what our other 2 brothers on Meighen Island thought of you after your last attempt? East and West didn't take it very well.
  • North Wind: I don't give a draft about those two. West was always a cheap cowboy-wannabe, and East dare thinks he's the Emperor of China! Those self-absorbed unprogressive twats. They're just as too supportive of this unhealthy monopoly as stepmother is. I'm going through with this plan, and that's the end of it. At least TRY to be supportive of what I am trying to do, South. You're suppose to care about me, aren't you? Now leave.
  • South Wind:... (Sighs) Very well. I shall. (Leaves)
  • North Wind: (Continued watching the worrying Hellfire again)...Fairy magic is a challenge to reverse, even for me. I might need to get a hold of that stubborn fool, Flamuman's staff to do it. Of course, Mime-Me's obviously too weak and stupid for this. I'm gonna need someone actually capable of being a threat.
  • ???: We can help, sir. (A few wind beings appear)
  • Commander Wind Being: We sylphs are powerful enough to get that job done.
  • North Wind: Ahh, General Zonda, my wonderful sylph commander. Back early from your vacation in Kansas, I see.
  • Commander Wind Being (General Zonda): Yes, it was very nice of you to allow me to destroy property with tornadoes. Those F5s are monsters. And I see you need someone to help steal the staff of Flamuman?
  • North Wind: Indeed.
  • Sylph #1: But, uh, aren't you supposed to keep a low profile on your plan to prevent yourself from being stopped by the exact same people who stopped you before?
  • Sylph #2: Yeah. If you stole Flamuman's staff, wouldn't that attract attention from Heat Miser?
  • Zonda: I agree. Even if we are more than capable of turning invisible, I'm sure someone like Flamuman or Heat Miser can expect someone like you stealing something of theirs.
  • North Wind: Then you must do it when their guard is down. I need that staff so I can turn Hellfire back to normal. He'll be of great use to us. And be careful. It seems the Misers will once again butt heads with each other over some new-comers. Flamuman is likely to get involved. Also, your powers are sure to gain attention. When a simple breeze blows out a fire, Heat Miser is sure to know that North Wind is up to his old tricks again. You have your orders, now carry them out.
  • Zonda: Yes, sir! Move out, men! (They fly off as actual wind)
  • North Wind: Don't fret, dear Hellfire. Help will be on the way.

Snow Miser's Territory

  • Snow Miser: (Doing his singing routine again, and the same girl slips again) AW, COME ON!!
  • Girl #1: Please, sir, I'm trying my hardest.
  • Snow Miser:...(Sighs) Very well, I'll let it slide. Dang, dancing sure makes you thirsty. (Gets water from an ice-based water cooler, and drinks it) AHHH, cold, just how I like it.
  • Snowdrift: (Appears) SIR! IT'S AN EMERGENCY!!!
  • Snow Miser: (Sighs) What is it now? Do we have more intruders, because I don't need anymore mouths to feed until our population goes down. We only have few elbow room in the Icicilan Village, and even for my infantry.
  • Snowdrift: No, it's about the 3 prisoners. They're gone!
  • Snow Miser: GONE?!? WHAT DO YOU MEAN GONE?!?

Dungeon

  • Snow Miser: (Sees that the bars of Patchy, Potty, and Dan's cell have been melted away)...HEAT MISEEEEEERRRRR!!! (His yells echo all over the Greenland Ice Sheet)

Heat Miser's Territory

  • Dan: (He and the other two are given fire shields to withstand the hot temperatures) Well, what a surprise! I end up sleeping peacefully on a cold hard ice bed, and next thing you know, I end up getting kidnapped by a hot-headed steamer. I've had better days.
  • Patchy: As have I. This is getting so tedious, I'm startin' to get used to it.
  • Heat Miser: Welcome to my humble fortress. I'm sorry if my brother treated you so cold. Now I'm sure you'll be 'warm and toasty' living with me, HEAT MISER!
  • Dan: Oh, please, YOU won't let us leave, either?
  • Heat Miser: And let you risk the exposure of our world? Absolutely not! You're staying here forever, pals!
  • Dan: Sir, just think about it! Even on a world of dragons, WHO WOULD BELIEVE THAT THERE'S A VOLCANO THAT HAS LAVA LIZARDS FEUDING WITH ESKIMO-ISH PEOPLE IN THE MIDDLE OF THE NORTH POLE?!?
  • Flambé:...At first glace, sir, that does sound non-creditable to modern mortal society these days thanks to science making them ignorant to legends.
  • Heat Miser: But there'll always be true believers. It's them that I'm being careful over.
  • Potty: Buddy, we're talking about a talking puppet parrot, a worthless modern day pirate from Encino, and a guy who delivers a pastry people hardly appreciate. Does that sound like a group of people even true-believers would believe?
  • Heat Miser: Again, you can't ignore the risks.
  • Dan: Okay, tell us! Why do you and your bro want to avoid being discovered by society, anyway!? Certain Christmas Specials like the two Rankin-Bass Christmas Specials and that live action movie A Year Without Santa, technically proves you exist. People, espeically true-believers, already know about you two.
  • Heat Miser: You mean they KNOW of the Miser Bros of those worlds from the movies. And yes, they do know we're here, but they don't know WHERE. And we have a darn good reason for it. Haven't you seen shows and movies where characters have to keep things a secret from the outside world for their own good? Your mortal goverment would force my people and Snow Miser's forces to fight their silly wars for them, try to decode the secret of our powers, and maybe even use our blood to discover the secret of making immortality in a bottle. Do you have ANY idea how serious something like that is? There are things in the world that are not meant for mortal hands. Not every living thing can be trusted with things like THIS! (Makes two fireballs from his hands)
  • Potty:...You know, he has a point, Dan. It wouldn't be that fair for mankind to exploit secrets and claim them as their own. If you've seen shows and movies like Harry Potter and Wizards of Waverly Place, then you'd know the entire concept of this.
  • Dan: But still, what we're trying to say is that who would believe us if we told anyone? Plus, we don't even care about your worlds, so we don't even want to TELL anyone about them. By all accounts, you and your cold-blooded skinny ass of a brother are keeping us hostage for no good re-- (Heat Miser tossed a fireball near Dan to shut him up) YIKES!!
  • Heat Miser: INSULT MY BROTHER AGAIN, AND YOU'LL BECOME MORE HOTTER THAN THE SUN!
  • Dan: Sorry, man! I didn't mean it that way, I was saying that...Wait, I thought you two hate each other.
  • Flamuman: Yes, why else would you be having this feud with him?
  • Heat Miser: Uh...I, uh...I mainly did it to shut him up.
  • Patchy:...(He gave him a face similar to Spongebob's when he discovered Squidward liked Krabby Patties)
  • Heat Miser: Hey, what're you looking at me for?! If you're thinking what I think your thinking, stop thinking or...YOU'D BETTER MIND YOUR OWN BUSINESS, YOU PIRATE CROSS-DRESSER!!
  • Patchy: I see what's going on here, Heat Miser! Ye' secretly don't hate yer' brother too badly, do you? In fact, if I didn't know any better, I'd say you actselly lo-- (Heat Miser farted fire on Patchy) YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW!! (Heat Miser stopped and sees Patchy cartoonishly covered in ash)...(Wheezes)...Ouch!
  • Heat Miser: (Flamuman and the Salamanders become curious of Heat Miser's reactions)...Why are you all looking at me like that?
  • Vulcan: You know what, that pirate makes a good point. You really don't hate your brother that much because you're his brother. (Venus nods in agreement)
  • Heat Miser: I DO NOT! He...he sucks!
  • Potty: Admit it, heat-boy! Even you can't deny how much a family member means to you.
  • Heat Miser: NEVER! I HATE HIM, AND THAT'S THAT! HE...(Everyone looks at him obviously knowing the truth)...We, uh...Oh, for the love of Hephaestus, it's true! You got me!
  • Flamuman: Then what is the point of fighting this battle, sir?
  • Heat Miser: Because we're both exact opposites. Opposites just don't get along. Just because I make fun of him, it doesn't mean I still don't care about him. The last thing I wanted about winning these battles every year was to see Snow Miser go.
  • Dan: Well, I guess that was pretty obvious considering how you teamed up in your second movie.
  • Heat Miser: Exactly. I didn't want to tell you all this because I knew it might mean you'll all quit.
  • Flambé: We won't quit, sir! Just because you kept this secret from us, it doesn't mean we should just quit. So what if this battle is pointless, at least it balances the temperatures of the entire world. If we didn't fight, then temperatures would go haywire.
  • Potty: There, you see?
  • Heat Miser: Alright, alright! Enough of the brotherly love crap.
  • Dan: So are you gonna let us go or what?
  • Heat Miser: I don't know. I may have to think through this a bit mo--(Suddenly, the three are grabbed by an ice dragon being rode by an Icicilan) WHAT THE--?!? NOO!!! STOP THEM!! (They fire bows and flaming arrows, but they don't stop the dragon from escaping) SNOW MISER!!!
  • Snow Miser: HOW DARE YOU STEAL MY PRISONERS FROM ME, YOU PYROPHILIC MANIAC?!?
  • Heat Miser: HEY, I WOULD'VE HANDLED THEM BETTER THAN YOU, YOU ICICLE-LICKING JERK!!
  • Snow Miser: ICICLE-LICKING?!? WHY YOU LITTLE--?!? GIRLS, READY THE CROSSBOW! THIS MEANS WAR!!
  • Heat Miser: YOU WANT A FIGHT, YOU GOT IT, ICICLE-LICKER!!
  • Snow Miser: STOP SAYING THAT!!
  • Dan:...Wow, and I thought my 2 brothers were nuts when they fought.
  • Patchy: Oh, boy! Something tells me we're stuck in a middle of an aimless war, kids.
  • Dan: Oh, AGAIN with that?!? Now of all times?!? This cannot get anymore in-- (Something fast smacks the Ice Dragon into dizziness as it drops the Trio)
  • Snow Miser: AWWW, NO! It's HER!!
  • Heat Miser: It's that crazy deer again!! SOMEBODY SAVE THOSE GUYS!! (The three were suddenly saved by the fast force)...*** ****** ***** ****!!!
  • Dan: Whoa, what the hell just happened?!? (They see that the fast force was none other than a masked deer-like figure)
  • Figure: (Deep voice) Are you alright?
  • Patchy: Mother always told me not to talk to strangers.
  • Dan: Dude, I think's it's better to disregard stranger-danger for once considering how THIS SPEEDSTER IS SAVING US FROM BEING HELD HOSTAGE BY A COLD-HEARTED JERK AND A HOT-HEADED HYPOCRITE!!
  • Patchy: An honorary pirate never disregards the teachings of his own mother.
  • Dan: I'M NOT EVEN SURE IF YOU'RE A REAL PIRATE OR JUST A LOCAL WACKO FROM....where is he from again?
  • Potty: Encino, California.
  • Dan: CALIFORNIA?!? HOW WOULD A PERSON LIKE HIM BE FIT TO LIVE IN SUBURBIA?!?
  • Patchy: It's Encino!
  • Dan: THAT WAS A FIGURE OF SPEECH REFERRING TO A TOWN, YOU IDIOT!!
  • Patchy: WELL, AT LEAST I AIN'T DELIVERIN' FRUITCAKE FOR A LIVING!
  • Dan: I'M PART OF A DELIVERY SYSTEM?! I'M JUST DOING FRUITCAKE TO GET A CHRISTMAS BONUS!
  • Patchy: WELL, TOUGH BREAK?! NOT A LOT OF PEOPLE EVEN LIKE FRUITCAKE!
  • Dan: NEITHER DO I! IN FACT, I THINK IT'S THE MOST ABOMINABLE PIECE OF MANURE EVER CREATED! BUT YOU HAVE GOT TO GET THAT BONUS TO PAY THE BILLS!
  • Patchy: WE ARE REALLY HAVING A LOUD CONVERSATION!
  • Dan: I KNOW! IT REALLY GETS THE STRESS OUT AND--
  • Figure: SHUT UP!!! Just SHUT UP, you two banshees!! I can't take it with your arguing!
  • Potty: Thank you!
  • Patchy: Okay, who are you? (The figure doesn't respond)...Uh, hello?
  • Dan: Hey, we asked you a question! Who are you? SPEAK, YOU-- (The figure punches him, and traps him in a present)...WHAT THE HECK HAPPENED TO ME?!?
  • Figure: SAVE THE QUESTIONS UNTIL LATER, MAGGOTS! (The two Misers fire at the Figure)
  • Heat Miser: CAREFUL WITH THE FIRING, DON'T HIT THE THREE PEOPLE!!
  • Girl #1: Sorry, sir, but the targets are very small! It's like hitting an ant with a water gun while standing up!
  • Heat Miser: BLAST! Then just release the Firedrakes! DON'T LET THAT REINDEER'S LOUSY CHRISTMAS MARTIAL ART STOP YOU!!
  • Flambé: Sir, yes, sir! Come on, troops! (They all hop onto some Firedrakes, and fly after the figure) RETRIEVE THE THREE BYSTANDERS! (Suddenly, the figure kicks the Firedrake, trapping it and Flambé inside a present, and the figure grabs it before it drops into the crevice, and drops it right near Heat Miser, and the same thing happens to the other Firedrakes)...OKAY, THERE'S NO ROOM INSIDE THIS TINY PRESENT FOR ME AND SUNSPOT!! (His Firedrake is heard moaning)
  • (Vulcan): Someone get me out of here! Igneous is beginning to crush my bones!
  • (Venus): (Squeaks)
  • Heat Miser: (Opens each of the presents as the people inside pop out) YOU'RE ALL INCOMPETENT!!
  • Flambé: We're trying our best, sir! That reindeer is just too powerful. Just look at your brother's forces. (The figure is seen doing the same thing to Snow Miser's forces)
  • Patchy: EASY THERE, PAL! We can't hold onto you when you're fighting off these guys.
  • Figure: Then let's move! And hold on tight, this will be a bumpy descent! (They zoom off as the three are heard screaming)
  • Heat/Snow Miser: NOOOO!!! THIS IS ALL YOUR FAULT!! THAT'S IT! THIS MEANS WAR! AGAIN!! WHY THE HECK DO WE KEEP SAYING THE SAME THING?!? STOP IT! HOW LONG IS THIS GONNA- (Stops speaking for 5 seconds)...LAST?!?
  • Snow Miser: Oh, forget it, let's just fight! (The two sides start fighting again)

Small Village

  • Figure: (She and the Trio arrive in a village filled with arctic hares)
  • Dan: (Still inside the present) WHAT JUST HAPPENED?!? WHAT'S GOING ON OUT THERE?!?
  • Patchy: Wow, look at all the snow bunnies down there! (The bunnies notice them, and they cheer)
  • Potty: (Chuckles) They like us!
  • Rabbits: WE WERE CHEERING TO THE REINDEER, FEATHERS!
  • Potty: HEY!!
  • Dan: What was that? I thought I heard bunny noises!
  • Figure: Brace yourselves! (They enter a small cave, and when they land, they find that inside, there is machinery similar to those in Santa's Lab)
  • Patchy: WHOA! Nice place you got here. (The reindeer ignores him, and takes off her mask to reveal a Equestrian pony-like face)
  • Potty:...WOW! YOU'RE A LADY?!?
  • Dan: WHAT, WE'VE LANDED?!? LET ME OUT!! (The reindeer lets him go, and Dan is surprised)...ALRIGHT, WHO THE HELL ARE YOU, YOU PSYCHOPATH?!?
  • Reindeer: (Normal voice without the mask) Shut it! (Turns on some lights, and a better view of her home is seen, as pictures of herself and some other reindeer are seen, as well as Santa and his reindeer)...Maybe this will give you a clue as to who I am!
  • Patchy: (Takes a look at the pictures)...You know Santa Claus?
  • Reindeer: More like I KNEW him! (Sits on a recliner chair) My name is Ginger. And no, I am not one of his reindeer....Not anymore.
  • Dan: Wait, you were part of Santa's reindeer?
  • Reindeer (Ginger): Yeah! If I was still part of them, wouldn't you be hearing my name on those trademark lines of Santa, and that silly Rudolph song? Of course, I knew Rudolph when he was born and way before he helped Santa.
  • Dan: So...you quit or something?
  • Ginger: I had to. I made a horrible mistake one simple Christmas Eve. One that I knew I couldn't bare to face head-on. I've run off, and lived in this village of Arctic hares ever since.
  • Patchy: You ran away from the North Pole?
  • Ginger: It's a long story. It was Christmas Eve...

Flashback

  • (Ginger): (Chrismas-style drawings of the past are seen) I loved Christmas just as much as my reindeer comrades did. I was only a part of this world's Santa for year until this incident. I and the other reindeer were trained in not just magical flying, but a special martial art developed by Santa called Christmas Fu.
  • (Dan): (Scoffs, and the flashback pauses)...What was that again?
  • (Ginger): Christmas Fu.
  • (Dan): (Scoffs)...You just made that up!
  • (Ginger): Believe me, I wish I did! But it's actually a real martial art only known by Santa, his elves, his reindeer, and Mrs. Claus. I am the only outside person who knows Christmas Fu.
  • (Dan): (Scoffs loudly)
  • (Ginger): STOP THAT! IT'S NOT THAT FUNNY!!
  • (Dan): I beg to differ! (A smack was heard)...(Muffled) NOT AGAIN!!
  • (Ginger): Anyway...(The flashback plays again)...I had strongly adopted the way of Christmas as with many who worked for any variation of Santa. But I didn't think just giving naughty kids black rocks or just ignoring them was gonna make the Naughty List any shorter, and I wanted to offer more 'permanent' solutions by dealing with it personally. You see...I hated people who had rotten behavior, and I HATED how Santa always gave them worthless lumps of coal that was basically pointless to drag around. But my parents didn't agree very well with my beliefs since they were considered too violent.
  • (Potty): And you ignored them like an ass?
  • (Patchy): POTTY, LANGUAGE!!
  • (Ginger): No, he's right! I DID ignore them like an ass. And that's what lead me to being where I am today. When Santa and I were delivering presents, we stopped at a house with twins. But I actually thought that house had one child, only to find that I was referring to the house down the street. I had heard that one of them was a bully and was on the Naughty List for bullying students, and even for almost getting a teacher sick for 10 weeks. I thought this would be my chance to prove I could change Christmas. I went into the house, and beat up the naughty child, only to find out that I was beating up the child's twin, who was on the Nice List. It was then that I realized that I confused that house's amount of kids for the one next door. The parents were horrified, and I escaped from them AND Santa before they called animal control. I hid from Santa and the other reindeer in a barren location in Greenland because I knew that even Santa was unfamiliar with barren places since no kids were there. I didn't wanna return to that Workshop, and want to be scolded by my own master. So, I've been hiding from them ever since. I couldn't even face my parents, either. I haven't faced them or Santa even once. I became a wanderer. That is until I discovered that an ice serpent named Freezar was attacking this very village eating the Arctic hares one-by-one. So I did what I had to do, and defended them. I may've been scarred a bit, but it was worth saving harmless creatures. Because the hares offered me the greatest kindness I've ever had in my life, and repaired my major wounds and injuries, I vowed vengeance on that serpent for trying to destroy this village after how much they cared for me...

Present

  • Ginger: Thus, I was declared a local hero, and I decided to live here from now on, forever if I have to. Yet, I've been searching for ways to reverse my immortality since it wasn't worth living forever. I wasn't afraid to die. Nothing is meant to live forever, you know. While I keep these pictures of me, and my old friends just because I still care about them, they remind me to NEVER go back. My life from now on is to protect these good people. They're good people who care about one another.
  • Dan: (Still in the present, and had heard everything)...Dude, you actually think a misunderstanding is such a big deal? Oh, you're such a twerp!
  • Ginger: DON'T MAKE ME STOMP ON THAT PRESENT AND SQUISH YOU!!
  • Dan: NO, NO, PLEASE, HAVE MERCY!!!
  • Patchy: Okay, I may not know much, but I do know that running away from yer' problems doesn't solve anything. Don't these bunnies even KNOW you were from Santa's Workshop?
  • Ginger: No! And I'd like to keep it that way. The past is in the past. I don't want them to know that they've been caring for someone who assaulted a harmless child.
  • Potty: Trust me when I say keeping secrets has a way to horrendously backfire on ya.
  • Ginger: Okay, look! I know what I am doing. These rabbits need me to protect them from that serpent.
  • Patchy: You mean that Freezar lad?
  • Ginger: Freezar was this...fallen god. Before that doofus Snow Miser usurped him through religious exchange, Freezar was the original ruler of all things ice in ancient Dragon Realm times. But he didn't appreciate being replaced, and the High Council did nothing to help him. He attacked a city in rage, and was defeated by Ignitus and his own fire-themed sister. Freezar blames all things not originally native to the Dragon Realms for the loss of his title and fame. He swore horrendous vengeance.
  • Patchy:...Well, that doesn't seem Christmas-y of him.
  • Ginger: (Sighed annoyed) Of course not! Freezar hates Christmas because of Snow Miser. And that it had a hand in influencing dragons to celebrate something not native to the Dragon Realms.
  • Dan: Look, I can respect the guy being upset about being part of a semi-dead religion, but it doesn't give him the right to be an asshole about it.
  • Ginger: That's exactly why he and I became enemies. Because of this... Stupid immortality... He can never kill me, not even if he actually vores me.... Ya know, that weird stuff focus on swallowing things..... His stomach acid will never harm me, his ice breath will never kill me, he can't even flatten me. When you're not used to it, being immortal just sucks.
  • Dan: Miss, you shouldn't wish death on yourself for screwing up, or when life brings you down. I mean, have you ever considered that maybe your parents and Santa wouldn't actually be THAT mad? I mean, this is jolly old St. Nick we're talking about. He's the nicest person ever. He's not known to hold grudges.
  • Ginger: Even so, they won't protect me from being banished to the Oasis of Greenland like any other creature who committed a crime, intentional or not. Mother Nature is not a forgiving woman. I even heard recently that one of Heat Miser's forces was banished there for trying to murder and usurp the general and his 2 children.
  • Patchy: Wow! Are those Christmas rules for you guys THAT strict? Why, I'm surprised there isn't some kind of secret conspiracy to make it more fair.
  • Potty: You really should be careful what you say. As this series has shown, it might happen.
  • Dan: Okay, we know the drill, lady! You're gonna keep us here cause you don't want the outside world to misuse you, so go ahead! Say it.
  • Ginger: Actually, I'm not like those Miser Brothers who tried to hold you there for life. Even I know that the story of this world heard by mortal ears sounds crazy. People have become so unwilling to believe in legends these days thanks to science. So once you guys have rested for the night, I might help you find Santa's Workshop.
  • Dan: Oh, no surprise the--AwhaaaaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAT?!?
  • Potty: Well that broke the pattern.
  • Patchy: YES!! Finally going somewhere!
  • Ginger: But don't expect Santa to do you any favors, pirate. I heard you dragged that delivery man through this mess. Don't be surprised if Santa refuses your request to meet the leader and founder of those legendary Lodgers I've heard about.
  • Patchy: Hey, again, he's a forgiving guy. I'm sure he can look over our various screw-ups.
  • Ginger: But never without a price. And in my case, it won't be a black rock. (Suddenly, a distant roar was heard)
  • Dan:...Please tell me that's not another Rabbit Yeti!
  • Ginger:...Freezar!
  • Patchy: Uh...ye' said he was an ice serpent, aye? How big is he?
  • Ginger: (Pressed an alarm button) He's beyond big! He would make the Christmas Tree used in the 1999 New York Christmas Celebration look like a little flower. (Dan, Patchy, and Potty gulped)
  • Patchy: So... He's as big as a whale?
  • Ginger:...He would eat them for breakfast! (The roar grows louder)
  • Dan: OKAY, I'M A LITTLE UNCOMFORTABLE WITH THIS!!
  • Ginger: You three stay here! I'll take care of him! (She runs off)
  • Potty: It's best if we don't take a look at this 'Freezar' beast. There's a good chance his size would make us faint.
  • Patchy: That's a plan.

Rabbit Village

  • Ginger: (Flies out of her cave to see a titan-sized white and blue serpent. This was Freezar) FREEZAR, HOW DARE YOU RETURN HERE?!?
  • Freezar: I only wanted a rematch right before I handle another business matter with a new colleague of mine.
  • Ginger: NEW colleague?
  • Freezar: Oh, did I say too much? (Tail-smacks her into a glacier where she gets stuck) Well, I guess I got my payback after all. Now I can finally gobble up your 'nice' friends one-by-one! (The Arctic hares panic) Dinner time, m***********s! (Suddenly, a portion of the glacier crumbles, and Ginger has gotten unstuck, and is angry)
  • Ginger: STAY AWAY FROM THOSE PEOPLE!
  • Freezar: (Growls, and uses his ice breath, but Ginger dodges it in time, and strikes Freezar with the force of a giant warhead, which knocks Freezar into the sky, and Ginger, with super-speed, manages to beat him up rapidly, making him dizzy until he spreads his ice breath all over, and freezes Ginger's tail)
  • Ginger: Can't catch me, Freezar! I'm too small!
  • Freezar: Maybe so, but try THIS on for size! (Casts gusts of wind, and it blows Ginger off-balance) I've learned a few new tricks from my new colleague. He has great plans for this year's Christmas. You can't make me tell who it is or what he wants with Christmas. Your strikes are like a basic punch in the face, and nothing else. You can't--(Ginger kicks him in the nose) AAOOWW!! MY NOSE!!! (Sneezes in icy breath, and Ginger dodges it)
  • Ginger: I don't care! I'll find out soon enough. Wherever you go, I'll be right behind you. I'll see you before you see me!
  • Freezar: Oh, really? Would you follow me if I was heading for, I don't know, THE OASIS OF GREENLAND?
  • Ginger: (Surprised)...What?
  • Freezar: Yes, I know about your past. My colleague has been in on it all the time. He knows that you accidentally attacked a nice child some Christmases ago, and ran away from your problems like a wuss. (The Arctic hares are surprised at this) If you ask me, that doesn't sound particulary heroic, at least not in the standerds of TRUE heroes.
  • Ginger: (Worries)...It doesn't matter, I won't let you do anything to that place.
  • Freezar: Oh, I'm sure you'll find that going there will be a challenge. You're a true weakling for that certain quality. You're afraid of standing up to your problems. And just to pour more salt in the wound, I'll take sweet pleasure of telling Santa and Mother Nature where you live. That colleague of mine sure does a lot of favors for his assistants. (Cackles)
  • Ginger: FREEZAR, DON'T YOU DARE!!
  • Freezar: Who's gonna stop me, you? You're a coward. That's why you'll NEVER be happy no matter how much kindness these bunnies give you. Your parents still miss you, and Santa's still worrying about where you are. If you were a true hero, you would face your problems head-on! Now if you'll excuse me, I have an Oasis to freeze. (Cackles, and flies away, leaving Ginger to look at all the bunnies that have overheard his words)
  • Bunny #1:...Ginger, is this true?
  • Ginger:...(Sighs) Yes! It is. But please, don't take this the wrong way. I didn't want you all to think of me as an untrue hero.
  • Bunny #2: It's okay, Ms. Ginger, we forgive you.
  • Bunny Mayor: But I'm afraid it's best if you go there and stop Freezar from laying siege on the Oasis. And while you're at it...you'll need to admit to everyone you ever cared about, even your parents, about the mistake you made.
  • Ginger: Mayor Whitetail, I--
  • Bunny Mayor (Mayor Whitetail): Ginger, we are not cross with you. We are just asking you as good people. If you care so much about us to save us from that ice serpent, you'll be brave enough to face your problems.
  • Bunny Child: Yeah, like that Rafiki guy said in them Lion King movies, you can either run from your past, or learn from it.
  • Bunny Child's Mother: Sorry, he's just watching too much TV.
  • Ginger:...(Takes deep breath)...Well, if that's what you all want...then I'll see what I can do. (Everyone cheers as some of the child bunnies hug Ginger, and all this is seen by Patchy, Potty, and Dan)
  • Dan: Aww, that's so sweet.
  • Patchy: You know, kids, you can return to the story if ye' want. We'll be here for quite a while.
  • Dan:...Are you sure you're not delusional?
  • Patchy: NO, I'M NOT, YOU--...(Takes deep breath) Just go, kids, it's not worth yer' time.

Copperfang Manor

  • Copperfang: (Getting ready for bed) Spirits, BAH! Humbug! I should've known better to be fooled by such conniving Lodgers and Christmas elves! I've got better things in life to do than to worry about some fake-out. (Turns out the light, and goes to sleep)

Santa's Workshop

  • Grace: (She, Dougie, Alfred (Who was staring attractively at Grace), Teddy, Santa, SpongeBob, Kairi, Spyro, and the ponies are in the Diagnostics Room looking through the Snowveillance Globe watching over Copperfang) Well, it's almost 10:00 PM in New York City, and therefore, it's almost time for the first spirit to come into the picture. We'll see all that he goes through in the Snowveillance Globe. All questions you guys have about him will be answered.
  • Spyro: I hope our three friends' souls will be okay during these visits.
  • Grace: The spirits will return the souls they have back to their original owners when they have completed their jobs. When this spirit is done, he will return King Mickey's soul back to him. (Notices Alfred, but Alfred focuses away from her just in time before she can notice)...Alfred, are you okay?
  • Alfred: Nothing, I'm fine.
  • Dougie: Grace, I think Alfred has something to tell--(Alfred smacks him to the ground) OW! HEY!
  • Grace:...Well, if you're sure, then okay. (Continues work)
  • Dougie: (Whispering to Alfred) Okay, Alfred, come clean, what is it about her? Do you like her, or something?
  • Alfred: That's none of your business! Now keep your nose out of it before I rip it off and sow it back on...upside-down!
  • Dougie: (Gives him an obvious grin)
  • Alfred:...(Sighs) Fine, I'll tell you later, now get out of my business, okay?!?
  • Dougie: Okay, then.
  • Alfred: Sheesh!...(Couldn't help but stare at Grace again, as her bright-green eyes and long blonde hair gleam in white magic, and Alfred sighs in joy)
  • Teddy: (To Dougie) What's eating him?
  • Dougie: I'll tell you later. (The clock struck 10:00)
  • Kairi: Well, it's 10:00, let the story begin, everyone.
  • Luna: I hope my sister's soul survives this. Even if we're immortal, our souls are unstable.

Copperfang Manor

  • ???: (The clock struck 10:00, and a bright-yellow light was seen appearing from behind the curtains of Copperfang's bed)
  • Copperfang:... What the heck? (Looks through the curtains to find that the light is coming from a glowing orb of yellow light. Then two other orbs appear above the first one, forming Mickey's signature symbol, and the orbs shapeshift into a figure similar to King Mickey, with an angelic Keyblade, a white-colored attire similar to King Mickey's, and his two ears are each candle-fires) YAAHH!!!
  • ???: (In soft voice) Well, hello there, Mr. Copperfang. We haven't got all day, you know.
  • Copperfang:... Who the hell are you?
  • ???: Uh, isn't it obvious? I'm the first ghost that was sent to visit you. I am the Ghost of Christmas Past.
  • Copperfang:.. .So that necklace wasn't a fake, then?
  • GCP: No, that was just some allies of the Shell Lodgers to make sure you don't freak out, and have some kind of heart attack or something.
  • Copperfang:... (Sighs) Well, phenomenal! I'm screwed.
  • GCP: Hey, we're not visiting you to scare the Dickens out of you, Copperfang. We're here because you need to learn what Christmas means to you and the people around you.
  • Copperfang: (Sighs) If you're gonna insist on slowing my progress of this curse down, then you need to leave. I've got a business to run.
  • GCP: You weren't always obsessed with running the best business of the UUniverses.
  • Copperfang: Oh, come on, you don't know me!
  • GCP: I'm the Ghost of Christmas Past, pal! I know EVERYTHING about you.
  • Copperfang: Oh, yeah? Like what?
  • GCP: You're allergic to dandelions, you had a vasectomy 7 years ago, your favorite TV show as a snakeling was Gilligan's Island...and you didn't give up your blankee until you were 18.
  • Copperfang: GODDAMN IT, AREN'T YOU SUPPOSED TO BE BLOCKED OFF BY MY SHIELD?!?
  • GCP:... You do realize that me and the other spirits have been around for centuries, right? That means we've got levels that are above what your silly shield can block off. I'm at a fair Level 995.
  • Copperfang:... (Lands head-first into his pillow, and screams muffled)
  • GCP: Okay, enough stalling me, I've got a job to do. You're gonna have to come with me, and we shall visit your past.
  • Copperfang:... My past?... You can travel through time?
  • GCP: Well, I wouldn't call it 'time-travel', per say, I prefer to call it...uh...actually, I don't have anything to call it. But whatever it is, it and time-travel are COMPLETELY different things.
  • Copperfang: Just go, I don't have time to talk with dead people.
  • GCP: I AM A SPIRIT OF--... (Sighs) Copperfang, this is important. We can show you just what an impact you make in life. Plus, remember what your dear partners warned you about.
  • Copperfang:... (Sighs) Very well, but it better be worth it.
  • GCP: (Mickey-chuckles) Great, I knew you'd come around. Just grab onto my...uh...sleeve, I guess? (Sighs) I liked the souls that offered me those robes.
  • Copperfang: What?
  • GCP: Focus, okay? Just take my hand. (Copperfang grabs it with his tail, and they suddenly fly out the window)
  • Copperfang: DYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRGGGGGGGHHHHH!!! WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING?!?
  • GCP: Calm down, drama tycoon, we're getting there. Just hold on tight. (They travel through the sky as the scenery changes, and they land in a very familiar place)
  • Copperfang:...What happened? Where are we?
  • GCP: We're in your hometown of China, 23 years in the past.
  • Copperfang: 23? How old was I at that time?
  • GCP: You were only 18. You had just gotten your school diploma, and were ready to search for a job. Of chourse, as you had known...Your parents and other family members pretty much already decided your destiny. Look! (He points to a younger Copperfang and younger Grand Master Viper together)
  • Copperfang:... Is that... Me and my brother?
  • GCP: Yes, it's the both of you 23 years younger. And this is the exact day that your troubles in life began.
  • Past Copperfang: Finally, brother! We shall finally become men. We'll be free to pick our own destinies and futures. I have BIG plans for China, or even the UUniverses itself.
  • Past Grand Master Viper: Jin...There's something that mother and father wanted me to tell you.
  • Past Copperfang: I can already see myself being the ambassador for the Emperor himself! I'll open up trade deals with outside worlds, outside UUniverses possibly. I'll hold annual feasts for the nobility, and lucky common folk that get special invitations. I'll be the talk of China, and the UUniverses. I'll be respected, as Lord Ambassador Jin! I'll be remembered as one of the greated bureaucrats that ever-- (Past Grand Master Viper signaled Past Copperfang to stop talking respectfully)
  • Past Grand Master Viper: Brother, please believe me, I respect your ambitions for your own future, and if it were up to me, I'll let you choose your path, even if I'm the second hatched, but...our parents...
  • Past Copperfang: Oh, of course! They wanted us to send us a farewell party? I'll be sure to promise them NOT to disappoint.
  • Copperfang: (Gasps) I know this moment!
  • Past Grand Master Viper: Uh...Yes, Jin, it's a...it's a farewell party. Our parents wish to throw us a celebration into our rise into adulthood. (Looks nervous)
  • Past Copperfang: Well, why didn't you just say so? Of course I'll visit the folks one last time before I slither to the grand future.
  • Copperfang: NO! HE'S LYING! PAST ME, DON'T LISTEN TO HIM! IT'S NOT A FAREWELL PARTY! IT'S A--(Tries to touch his past self, but he ghosts right through them) What the--?!? No! DON'T GO! DON'T GOOO!!! (The Viper brothers slithered away) PLEASE, DON'T!! What's going on here, spirit?!?
  • GCP: Hey, pal, I didn't say this was a time-travel mission. I said this was a VISIT TO YOUR PAST! Nobody can see or feel you.
  • Copperfang: (Looks at his past self leaving)...Why did that poor excuse of a brother have to lie to me like that?
  • GCP: I'm sure you know. He didn't want you to be disappointed. He wanted to let you face your parents about this yourself.
  • Copperfang: AND YET HE LEAD ME INTO A MISUNDERSTANDING?!? Oh, God, I can see it now, I'll be...wait, why are we in a different location? (They have magically been sent to a different location)
  • GCP: This is where your 'farewell party' is taking place. And by a farewell party, I mean an ascension to the destiny you were chosen to go through by your parents. This is where the origins of your scroogy self gets sparked. It will take several more weeks for it to ignite and consume your life.
  • Copperfang: Oh, crud! (Past Copperfang and Past Grand Master Viper go inside the house, and they find that there is an initiation ceremony taking place)
  • Past Copperfang: WELL, HELLO, EVERYONE! I want to thank you for letting me choose my own destiny, I-..... Wait a minute.
  • CF's Mother: Wait a minute, son, who told you we were going to let you choose your own destiny?
  • Past Copperfang: He did. (Points at Past Grand Master Viper)
  • CF's Father: Lang, really?
  • Past Grand Master Viper: Sorry, he was just-
  • Past Copperfang: YOU LIED TO ME?!?
  • Copperfang: ISN'T IT OBVIOUS, YOU DUMBASS?!? (Shrugs) I swear, why did I even believe him?!?
  • CF's Mother: Son, you know very well that our family tradition as Kung Fu Masters is a solemn duty for everyone to follow, including you.
  • Past Copperfang: But Mom, I--
  • CF's Mother: No buts, young man! You're more fit being a Kung Fu Master than whatever lousy dream you want to follow. You have to do what's best for our legacy, and your family.
  • Past Copperfang: For the last time, I DO NOT WANNA BE A KUNG FU MASTER!!
  • CF's Father: You are not doing anything else out there so you can make a fool out of yourself, son! Our Kung Fu legacy must be preserved, and we are counting on you and your brother to keep it alive.
  • Past Copperfang: But that's not fair!
  • CF's Father: Life isn't fair, son. You have to deal with it sometimes.
  • Past Copperfang: Is it REALLY worth having two Kung Fu Masters do all this lousy crap for you? Isn't one enough?
  • CF's Mother: Maybe, but it's against what our tradition stands for. We need to have as much legacy as we can get. So you're becoming a Kung Fu Master, and that's final. I don't want a word out of you. I can't risk having you make the biggest mistake of your life. We want you to become like us for your own good. We want you to become like us because we love you!
  • Past Copperfang: You want me to become like you because you're just too damn over-protective! (They look at him angrily)...Sorry.
  • CF's Father: I don't EVER want you doing work outside of our legacy, is that understood?
  • Past Copperfang: I- (CF's Father smacks him) OW!
  • CF's Father: IS THAT UNDERSTOOD?!?
  • Past Copperfang: YES!
  • CF's Father: Good. Now come home at once. You'll need enough strength for basic training tomorrow.
  • Past Copperfang: (He mocks him behind his back)
  • Copperfang: (Has seen everything) And THAT'S precisely why I left them long ago. They thought they could control my life like I was a slave.
  • GCP: They may've been wrong, but all you had to do was to just stand up to them. They would've understood you more if you just talked to them about it.
  • Copperfang: THAT'S EXACTLY WHAT I DID!!
  • GCP: No, you didn't. You didn't do it at all. When you did do it, it was in the most wrong and most insulting way a son could ever treat his parents.
  • Copperfang: (They are magically teleported to another place)... (Shrugs) Now what?
  • GCP: Now we are in a different time and a different location. We are now 1 week after you made the mistake that changed your life. All starting on a Friday morning, and 2 weeks after the Winter Feast.
  • Copperfang: Friday? Isn't that the exact same day that I... (Sees himself and two familiar weasels inside a business building)
  • Drakey: So tell us again why you came to us?
  • Past Copperfang: Because I am tired of having my life lived for me. I should be free to choose my destiny instead of follow some dumb tradition. If I'm gonna get what I deserve, I'd better do it fast. That's why I want to start up my own business by buying myself a position as your business partner.
  • Alan: Well, ya' came to us just in time, Jinny, my boy. Traditional transactions are in our favor.
  • Past Copperfang: Well, that's good. I'm through with being told what to do. My parents have enough legacy with my brother. Anyway, what are the terms of this contract?
  • Drakey: Well, it's quite simple, really.
  • Alan: Simpler than making pie.
  • Drakey: Simpler than eating pie.
  • Alan: Simpler than splattering a pie in your face. (The two laugh crazily)
  • Past Copperfang: (Chuckles) That's nice, but aren't we going to-
  • Alan: Of course we are, Jin! This very contract will free you from unfair family obligations-
  • Drakey: AND TOTALLY EARN YOU A LIFE OF BUSINESS, BRO!!
  • Alan: I was getting to that, you idiot.
  • Drakey: Sorry.
  • Alan: Anywho, just sign the dotted lines, and a life of business and freedom will be yours.
  • Past Copperfang: At last! I won't have to worry about being bossed around anymore. I am so glad I found you two. So long tradition, hello freedom! (He doesn't know that Past Grand Master Viper is watching him)
  • Copperfang:...Hmm, maybe a little magic will stop my brother from doing this! (Magically tries erasing Past Grand Master Viper's memories)
  • Past Grand Master Viper: Oh, no! Mother and father aren't gonna like this. (Slithers off as Copperfang does it again after surprise)
  • GCP: That's no good, Copperfang. Even your strongest magic won't affect him. These are Shadows of the Past. You can't alter shadows, remember?
  • Copperfang: ****** *********** *********** ***** ********* ****!!! I always hated my brother. But at least I finally made my dream come true.
  • GCP: But at what cost? (They are magically sent to Past Copperfang's Room, and they see Past Copperfang, Past Grand Master Viper, and their parents)
  • Past Copperfang: LANG, YOU SNITCH! HOW COULD YOU DO THIS TO ME?!?
  • Past Grand Master Viper: Brother, I was doing what father asked, I--
  • CF's Mother: Don't you dare give him crap, Jin, he did the right thing by telling us!
  • Past Copperfang: THE RIGHT THING?!? I've never heard such wrong things in my life--(Copperfang's father smacks him)
  • CF's Father: DON'T YOU TALK TO YOUR PARENTS LIKE THAT, JIN! When we expect you to follow our legacy, WE EXPECT THAT LEGACY TO BE FOLLOWED, NO QUESTIONS ASKED! And you deliberately disobeyed us!
  • Past Copperfang: (Shrugs) THIS IS NOT FAIR! YOU CAN'T CONTROL MY LIFE!!
  • CF's Mother: We are trying to protect you, son!
  • Past Copperfang: BY CONTROLLING MY DESTINY?!? I DON'T GIVE A DAMN ABOUT YOUR STUPID TRADITION! KUNG FU IS NOTHING BUT A WASTE OF TIME! I SHOULDN'T HAVE TO- (CF's Father smacks him to a wall) OW!
  • CF's Father: You will NOT talk that way about our family tradition, son! From now on, you aren't going anywhere without an escort. You're not meant to do anything else except Kung Fu! The world is just-
  • Past Copperfang: WHAT? NOT MEANT FOR ME?!? I'M SICK TO DEATH OF YOU-
  • CF's Father: YOU DO NOT INTERRUPT ME, MISTER! (Copperfang watches horrified as the fight continues, as the GCP shows no emotion) NO MATTER WHAT YOU THINK, YOU ARE NOT-
  • Past Copperfang: SHUT UP! (Smacks his own father to the wall, and everyone is shocked)
  • Past Grand Master Viper:... Jin, what did you just do?!?
  • Past Copperfang: Don't you EVER speak to me again, you tattling excuse of a brother! You are more than enough capable to carry out this worthless legacy that my old man and old woman wants so desperately. I don't EVER want to speak to you again for as long as I live. In fact, I don't wanna speak to any of YOU TWO AGAIN! YOU MAKE YOURSELVES A DISGRACE TO YOURSELVES, AND YOU DISHONORED YOUR JOBS AS TRUE PARENTS FOR FORCING THIS TRADITION ON ME LIKE AN ANVIL TO THE HEAD!! That shows me that you two have NO SYMPATHY FOR ME AT ALL! All I ever wanted was MY own legacy. MY own destiny. But do I get that? NO! You all act like cowardly twats because you're afraid of change. Maybe some of us DON'T want to be Kung Fu masters, who go vigilante on local neighborhoods and fight against common criminals and endanger our own lives. I don't want that. I never wanted that! (Softly sobs) I don't want to be just another head crime lords want delivered in a silver plate. WHAT KIND OF PARENTS WANT THAT FOR THEIR KIDS?!? Just because I was born from martial artists, it doesn't mean I'll actually BECOME ONE!! Just another opportunity for assassins to seek out. That life's far too dangerous for me. DON'T YOU GET IT?!? DO YOU UNDERSTAND NOW?!? (His family is seen with teary eyes) Alan and Drake offered me a new life. A better life, AWAY FROM YOU!... Now if you'll excuse me, I've got more important things to do than to be your slave! (Slithers off)
  • Past Grand Master Viper: Brother, please! I'm sorry for telling them! Let's just talk about this and make up over this, and we can forget we ever had this conversation. By all means, go ahead and pursue what makes you happy! Please! I... I don't wanna lose you. (Past Copperfang turned around angrily, grabbed Past Grand Master Viper and nearly choked him)
  • Past Copperfang: You... Just... DID! (Tail-punches him to a wall with a bleeding lip)... Because you're still my brother, I will not hurt you even more. I'm not a murderer. I am just a betrayed soul, who didn't wanted to be enslaved.
  • Past Grand Master Viper:... I see that now... I was always more understanding that, you only wanted to pursue your own destiny... I swear on Lord Fu-Xi's name, our clan is forever forbidden to interfere with your life ever again... Even, if you wanted us to.
  • Past Copperfang: Then that's good. I NEVER WANT YOU FANATICS BACK IN MY LIFE EVER AGAIN!! (Left from the room as Past Grand Master Viper was seen crying as tears touched his wound)
  • Copperfang: (Sees the reaction of his parents and brother, and who brutal his attack on his brother was. He looks shocked as they are seen crying in each other's coils)... My God!... What was I thinking with those words? AND WHY DID I DO THAT TO LANG!? I didn't mean to be that brutal, I was just upset, and... Oh, what do I care, they deserved what they gotten.
  • GCP: No, they didn't! If you had just asserted yourself in a different and non-cruel way, you wouldn't have had a family that doesn't care about you. And this proves it! (Magically changes locations) Look at you now! Your 25th Birthday! (As Copperfang sees his past self left alone in a party room) Your actions that very day have made you more of a disgrace to your family than they did. Not only were their reputations mostly destroyed, but now your brother is the only one left who keeps it alive. And even HE knows that what you said that day is wrong. So why should they show up to your birthday after all the pain you left them in?
  • Copperfang:... Because... They're my family.
  • GCP: Now, what was your last response to that? (In Copperfang's voice, repeating one of his lines) DO NOT REMIND ME OF FAMILY! Family means nothing to me anymore.
  • Copperfang: YAH!!
  • GCP: That's what you said to your very employees. That proves that you don't deserve to have your family show up to your birthdays. A person neglected by his own family for the right reasons, yet in the wrong way. Even a family of your own wasn't even possible 5 years later. (Magically changes locations to a certain Non-Chinese building)...
  • Copperfang: Wait... I recognize this. YES! This is when my company celebrated it's 5th Anniversary!
  • GCP: Figured that out on your own, did you?
  • Copperfang: Well, duh, you said 5 years later, that sort of gave it away. Besides, this was one of the company's happiest moments of all. I remember how great the celebration was... (He looks inside and sees a party unfold as a nice-looking business pig is seen)... It's... It's John Porkermeat! The nicest and jolliest business man ever! He was the life of the party with his gifts.
  • John Porkermeat: HEY, HEY, HEY! I'm no Santa Claus, but here's gifts from Porkmart! And gift cards to have a generously modest price at Porkmart stores.
  • Copperfang: Porkmart? (Sighs) I remember those stores. They were great in business, but even greater around the holidays. I still can't believe they were suddenly replaced by D-Marts.
  • GCP: You wanna know why?
  • Copperfang: Well, obviously Darwin bought the business and- (Realizes)...
  • GCP: You mean he was responsible for Mr. John's downfall.
  • Copperfang:... Darwn Weasley did that? No, no, NO!! I don't believe you!
  • GCP: Really? I'm surprised you didn't recognize him as the former Vice-President of Porkmart.
  • Copperfang:... You mean that spoiled brat he was with? THAT was Darwin? No, they don't even look and sound alike.
  • GCP: He was younger back then, genius! Obviously things changed for him.
  • Copperfang:... Will you excuse me for a second?

12 seconds later...

  • Copperfang: (Bangs his head on a glass window, but because he is only viewing the world, it won't break) STUPID, STUPID, STUPID!!!...I am such a RETARD! How could I let that nasty piece of fur to offer a deal with me after how he betrayed one of my greatest friends?!?
  • GCP: Hey, take it easy, Copperfang! You didn't know. But what you did know back then was that you might've had the chance to forget about your family problems. Look at yourself over there in the corner. (Copperfang sees his past self sitting sadly in the corner looking at a picture of his family) Even after 5 years of successful business, you still knew how much family meant. Therefore, you still knew what Christmas meant. And there you were, finally seeing the error of your ways. Your parents may've been wrong about controlling your destiny, but they were certainly right for one thing: you DID make a fool of yourself.
  • Copperfang:...Wait a minute!...Is that who I think it is? (Looks at a female viper)
  • GCP: Who? Oh, you mean that gorgeous viper female? That's...
  • Copperfang: Paige Sanford, the prettiest business-owner at that time. I knew her parents before they died of pneumonia. Since then, she started a life as the owner of another local toy company.
  • Female Viper (Paige): (Notices Past Copperfang)...Uh, Jin? Are you okay? Aren't you happy that your business has been running for 5 years?
  • Past Copperfang: Well, yes, but...it's the Winter Feast now, and...and I don't have a family to celebrate it with. I mean, I abandoned my parents 5 years ago, and...I said some pretty nasty things about--
  • Paige: I know. Your partners told me about those tragic times. But...you know...that won't stop us from having a family of our own.
  • Past Copperfang:...What do you mean?
  • Paige: C'MON, HANDSOME! I SAW YOU STARING AT ME A WHILE AGO! I know you have the hots for me.
  • Past Copperfang: You...you know?
  • Paige: Of course! We've been friends for a while. But now that we're together, and standing right under the mistletoe, I say it's time we--
  • Past Coppperfang: Okay, okay, no need to get carried away. (Copperfang scoffs)
  • Copperfang: She was drinking too much soda, so I couldn't really blame her.
  • Paige: Sorry, about that. (Hiccups) Let's just dance. (Familiar music plays) OH, BOY, I LOVE THIS SONG!

(This song plays)

Earth Wind & Fire - Let's Groove

Earth Wind & Fire - Let's Groove

  • Copperfang: (Watches that Paige kisses his past self at the end of the song)...(Sighs in joy) Oh, God! I just can't seem to forget how much I was in love with her.
  • GCP: But it didn't last forever, huh?
  • Copperfang:...I would wish to say otherwise, but...(The scenery changes again)
  • GCP: Believe me, I already know. Because in 4 years time, you learned to love something else. You see as your business got bigger, so has your greed. Your discovery on making good riches lead to you intending to make the company the best, just like you are today. Observe...
  • Past Copperfang: (Counting money) 9,588...9,589...
  • Paige: (Comes inside as Copperfang continues counting)...Uh, Jin? Can we talk for a moment?
  • Past Copperfang: It's 'Copperfang' now, Paige.
  • Paige: Okay...'Copperfang'...It's just that...for years I've been waiting and waiting and waiting for you to keep your promise to marry me. I just want to know...have you made your decision yet?
  • Past Copperfang: Oh, I certainly have! (Paige is surprised and delighted) Your last payment on the cottage of our wedding was an hour late, so...(Brings out a mortgage paper stating 'Foreclosed') I'M FORECLOSING THE MORTGAGE!
  • Paige: (Gasps)...What?
  • Past Copperfang: Paige, you must understand that I didn't do it for myself willingly. Those blasted banks provoked me by putting a mortgage debt on it. Even so, they threatened to take it away, along with all my money and my company, and yours, too, if I didn't just give up that thing. You need to understand that I can't give up my plans to have the best business ever if I allowed the banks to bully me over a cottage. Besides, we're practicly millionaires, we can just get ourselves a mansion, or a house boat at sea. So much more sophisticated than a stupid cottage.
  • Paige:...Stupid cottage? THAT STUPID COTTAGE WAS GONNA BE OUR FUTURE! How could you give up our future like that?!?
  • Past Copperfang: Well, firstly, I contacted the bank, I had to go there to sign a few papers and--...Wait, were you being rhetorical? (Paige starts sobbing) Paige, please, it's not my fault entirely, it's the demanding abuse of the banks! They're notorious for punishing those who can't pay debts, you know.
  • Copperfang: Exactly! How else was I gonna do it?!? (The GCP looks at him sternly)...What?
  • GCP: Hello? You're the owner of a million-dollar company. Why not just PAY THE DAMN MORTGAGE YOURSELF?!? You actually had the money to statisfy those 'abusive' banks to get them to lay off of you, but all you did was foreclose a honeymoon cottage to pay it off instead. You learned to love your own riches more than that beautiful lady, and after that one fatal mistake, you lost her forever!
  • Paige:...(Looks behind to Past Copperfang)...I guess you don't care for me anymore. In that case, you don't have to worry about where the wedding will take place anymore, because I'm just cancelling it anyway. WE ARE FINISHED!! (Slams the door shut crying, and scatters Past Copperfang's money everywhere)
  • Past Copperfang: YAAHH!!...(Sighs)...Crap! I didn't mean it that way, I...(Sighs) What've I done?
  • Copperfang:...(Softly sobs) Paige! I loved her. How could I let myself be blinded by my own money? I could've had more of a family if I hadn't...(Sighs) Spirit, please take me home! I can no longer bare these memories, and I need some time alone.
  • GCP: Very well. Just remember that you fashioned these memories all by yourself...(Copperfang is instantly transported back to his bed as the GCP has vanished)
  • Copperfang:...(Takes deep breath and falls straight on his back) Why was I so foolish? Why couldn't I have been a better person instead of let my growing pain go against me? Why, WHY?!?

Santa's Workshop

  • SpongeBob: (Some of the people in the Diagnostics Room are sobbing, even Luna) Well, that was a pretty sad story for him.
  • Kairi: Indeed. I had no idea his parents held so tightly to tradition, they were blinded by what he truly wanted in his life. He didn't have to snap like that.
  • Teddy: And how he just foreclosed the mortgage on his old girlfriend's wedding cottage just to pay a debt like that? That was just mean.
  • Alfred: Yeah, I would NEVER treat MY girlfriend like that. (Dougie looked at him with an obvious grin)...Not that I know what that feels like, anyway.
  • Grace: (Appears with a dizzy King Mickey) Guys, the spirit returned Mickey's soul, so now he's awake.
  • King Mickey: Yes, I saw everything through the spirit's eyes, but couldn't say anything to him. I'm sure the other two will see the same things through.
  • Grace: Now, we'll only have 2 hours until the next spirit comes. And the curse is 56% completed. If my calculations are correct, then it might reach 100% by 9:00 AM tomorrow. By then, we'll have no choice but to cancel our deliveries. But I feel that even after what Copperfang just saw, he's still gonna go through with this curse. It'll take the visiting of all the spirits to make him come to his senses.
  • Rainbow Dash: What about those nasty Villain Leaguers? Won't they try to interfere?
  • SpongeBob: Taken care of.

Villain League Fortress.

  • Lord Cobra: Chrysalis, we must hurry and ready the corruption powder before--(Suddenly, they hear the word 'hungry' rapidly in the distance)
  • Plankton: GAAAAAAAH?! NEMATODES!!
  • Lord Cobra: NEMATOADS?!? How the hell can a microscopic organism--(The Nematodes ate and destroyed the Villain League Fortress)...be destructive?
  • Chrysalis: OH, JUST GREAT!! NOW WE'LL BE FORCED TO CLEAN UP OUR FORTRESS WHILE COPPERFANG STARTS TO BECOME MORE AND MORE OF A WUSS AND CRIPPLES THE CURSE.
  • Lord Cobra: Not to worry. We don't need the powder, anyway. He may be crying, but he's not stupid. If I know tragedies, remembering them doesn't always result in the person being soft right away. After a few moments of crying, they just get angrier. I assure you things will go back to being exactly as planned.

Santa's Workshop.

  • Grace: Santa, the curse readings are still going strong. In fact, they're getting even stronger.
  • Spongebob: But I thought Copperfang would lighten up.
  • Santa: I'm afraid reminding him of his past not only saddened him, but it only motivated him to be worse.
  • Rainbow Dash: How the heck is that even possible?!? (The Snowglobe shows Copperfang increasing the curse's power)
  • Copperfang: YOU THOUGHT I WAS BAD BEFORE, SPIRITS?!? WELL, YOU AIN'T SEEN NOTHING YET! YOU MADE IT MORE PERSONAL THAN IT NEEDED TO BE! I ONLY HATED CHRISTMAS BECAUSE OF MY OWN TROUBLES! FOR SPIRITS OF CHRISTMAS, YOU'RE DOING A VERY BAD JOB!!
  • Rainbow Dash:...Well, we're screwed.
  • Grace: Not quite, Dash. This was expected from using the Christmas Carol tactic. Sometimes the scroogy just get a little bit upset at first. It's a normal process.
  • Luna: But that normal process has made the curse more dangerous now. Not to mention it accelerated it.
  • Santa: Then I guess that means you guys will have to find a way to save Viper.
  • Luna: I tried to do it myself, but Copperfang had magically sealed the room he keeps her in, so even my strongest magic won't help.
  • Spongebob: Okay, then I guess we're going in ourselves. We're gonna need to borrow some special magic-removal devices from you and your elf geniuses if we're going to pull this off, Santa.
  • Grace: You do realize making that kind of stuff takes a lot of work, right? Besides, it's not meant to prevent people from entering, otherwise Copperfang couldn't get in, and he probably needs to keep it up at all times. If you're gonna do it, you'll have to do it within 2 hours.
  • Spyro: Okay, if Copperfang wants to give us no choice but to work a little harder to make him see the errors of ruining Christmas for the whole UUniverses thanks to his Chinese warlock powers, then so be it. He has now forced our hand and now we may have to take drastic measures so not even his own magic will stop it.
  • Kairi: But we can't be TOO hard about it. Copperfang is obviously just a broken soul. Being rough about this would only make him hurt everyone more.
  • Spyro:...(Sighs) You're probably right. But we still need to hit hard enough so he gets the message loud and clear. Now, let's go get Viper out of her predicament.

Chapter 6: Trouble in the Oasis of Greenland/Patchy's Wild Trip to Goblin Town/The Alicorn of Christmas Present/Copperfang's Cold Heart Finally Thaws

Oasis of Greenland

  • Hellfire: (He is seen cutting the grass with a scythe) Why the hell am I not using a lawnmower, Mother Nature? This silly middle-age device won't get the job done any faster.
  • Mother Nature: Machines are forbidden in the Oasis of Greenland, Hellfire. Machines can really cause damage to my dear home's ecosystem. I'm sure you'd know that considering you've heard of global warming.
  • Hellfire: BUT THIS SCYTHE IS A MACHINE, ISN'T IT?!?
  • Mother Nature: No, it's a tool. Tools and machines are not the same thing. Now stop asking questions and get back to work.
  • Hellfire: Okay, this is getting very boring!
  • Mother Nature: Well, you should've thought of that when you almost killed Flambé!
  • Hellfire: HOW IS IT EVEN POSSIBLE TO THINK OF THIS WHEN COMMITTING A CRIME?!? I CAN'T TELL THE FUTURE, YOU KNOW!! (The gnome guards point their spears at him)
  • Gnome Guard: YOU HEARD THE LADY, GET YOUR SALAMANDER ASS BACK TO WORK!!
  • Hellfire: I'm going, I'm going! (Scythes the grass faster as he whines in misery)
  • Mother Nature: Exiles these days. What am I gonna do with them? (Reads a magazine titled 'How to Save the Star-Nosed Mole')...Aww! Such cute moles--(Suddenly one of her flowers gets eaten by a mole) What the--?!? (A star-nosed mole pops out)
  • Mole: So sorry, Miss Nature.
  • Mother Nature: It's quite alright, I can make a new one. (Suddenly, Freezar's roar is heard)
  • Hellfire: What the heck?!? (A cold blizzard spreads around the area)
  • Gnome: SNOW?!? IN THE OASIS?!? DID SNOW MISER DECIDE TO PRANK US AGAIN?!?
  • Mother Nature: No, my stepson knows better than that. Both Misers respect and love me too much for childish pranks. This is...something else.
  • ???: NATURE WITCH!! (A chilling cold wind blows through, killing plants and freezing animals) YOU HAD YOUR SON ROB ME OF MY RIGHTFUL POSITION AS RULER OF WINTER!!
  • Mother Nature:...Freezar? (Two angry blue eyes of Freezar appeared glowing in the distance in glowing radiance for all to see)
  • Hellfire: FREEZAR?!? HERE?!? (Squeals like a female)
  • Atlas: But I thought you were too busy torturing rabbits and some local hero. You have some nerve to attack this place, Freezar! (Freezar growled as his full head appeared)
  • Freezar: YOU MORTALS ARE FOOLS FOR SIDING WITH THE NATURE WITCH! NOW SUFFER THE SAME ICE-COLD FATE?! (He uses his ice-breath to freeze all the people except Atlas)
  • Atlas: Whoa! (Barely dodges the attack) My God! I knew this day would come! (Atlas presses a button-like flower, and some flowers blow like wailing alarms, alerting the Gnome guards to attack)
  • Gnome Guard #1: My God, FREEZAR'S ATTACKING!
  • Gnome Guard #2: HE'S FINALLY TURNED AGAINST US!
  • Gnome Guard #3: TO ARMS!!
  • ???: You mean TO CAPTURE! (The gnome village is surrounded by goblin-like figures, and a much larger one is seen throwing a blue orb at the village, and it traps them all in a wind-based shield, and the large figure chuckles wildly) Courtesy of the new lord of Christmas! (The figures all escaped)
  • Atlas:...Where's the reinforcements?
  • Freezar: What, did you think I didn't have help? (Uses his ice breath to freeze Atlas) Now it's your turn, you nature witch! (Uses ice breath, but Mother Nature backward-jump-flipped out of the way acrobatically in slow motion)
  • Mother Nature: Clearly, you don't know what happens when you mess with Mother Nature! (Quickly donned nature-themed weapons and leaped in the air, acrobatically flipping and jumping while vines guided her along the way, as she lands on Freezar, aiming to stab him until she was quickly flicked off by Freezar's tail. But she quickly reverse-flipped back to battle)
  • Freezar: Hmmph, I'm impressed. Your more nimbler than I expected, nature witch! But that can't help you forever. (Freezar spits out the same blue orb at Mother Nature, only for her to turn into an ice sculpture when it hit her)...Well, that's an injustice finally corrected. Now for the Salamander--Huh? (He sees Hellfire running away screaming the same scream)
  • Mime-Me: Wait, Mr. Hellfire! (Appears and grabs him) WE'RE FRIENDS!
  • Hellfire: WAAH!! IT'S THE EVIL PUPPET FROM FIVE NIGHTS AT FREDDY'S 2!! DON'T STUFF ME INTO A SUIT, I'M TOO SMALL FOR ONE NOW!!
  • Mime-Me:...I still can't believe I actually resemblance that creepy thing. But all in all, please listen, Hellfire, North Wind sent us to rescue-ed you, and--
  • Hellfire: North Wind? THAT PSYCHO!? GAHHHOOHHH!!! THIS IS EVEN WORSE NOW!! I am NOT gonna associate with him. Not after what he made my old master go through. What made a madman like HIM want me to do with this? He doesn't even have the power to change me back!
  • ???: Oh, contraire! (General Zonda and his sylphs appear) We happened to have gotten something on the way. We've stolen the staff of Flamuman.
  • Hellfire: You...you stole Flamuman's staff?
  • General Zonda: Yes. Now he can turn you back to normal, and enable you to get revenge on those weaklings, Flambé and his offspring.
  • Hellfire:...Okay, fine! I'll at the very least hear him out. But that still doesn't mean I'll join him. Besides, what're you gonna do about Mother Nature and the freaks? They won't be frozen forever. In fact, this entire OASIS won't be frozen forever.
  • Freezar: Leave them to those...underground abominations. They'll keep them trapped. (The group left with Hellfire as the figures from before began to collect the frozen people, including Mother Nature)

Wind Palace

  • North Wind: (Cackles as he is holding Flamuman's staff) NICE TRY, STEP-MOMZY, BUT IT LOOKS LIKE YOUR FANCY FIGHTING FROM YOUR CHILDHOOD-GUARDIAN COUNTERPART DIDN'T HELP AT ALL! Have a 'ice' retirement. (Laughs as South Wind looked disappointed at his brother)
  • Hellfire: (He is seen in a wind-based lock) Okay, you nutcase! What do you want this time? Are you still after Christmas for you stupid and nonsensical ideas against the naughty and nice system?
  • North Wind: (Turns to pure wind going right near him laughing) Please know, Lieutenant Hellfire, that I am merely doing this for the interest of Christmas. You know how much this time of year lifts my spirit.
  • Hellfire: HAH! That's a hypocritical statement. Like you actually LOVE Christmas. If anything, your actions years ago proved that you HATE IT! (Everyone gasps)
  • General Zonda: Ohhh, now you've done it!
  • North Wind: (Eyes are twitching as it starts to get mysteriously windier)...Are you...questioning my...Christmas devotion?!? (His eyes and facial features twitch more)
  • South Wind: Hellfire, do you know what you just did?!?
  • Mime-Me: QUICK! TAKE IT BACK BEFORE HE GOES CUCKOO IN THE CRINGLES AGAIN!!!
  • Hellfire: Why? Anyone trying to shove opinions down our throats CLEARLY hates Christmas in any size, shape, or fo--(North Wind grabs Hellfire) WHA--?!? (North Wind screams at Hellfire at an extended period of time)

(He starts to sing this)

Nostalgia Critic F**king Love Christmas Music Video

Nostalgia Critic F**king Love Christmas Music Video

Before the final lyrics

  • South Wind: (Stabs North Wind in the neck with a tranquilizer dart as he slumps to the ground with everything seen being blown out of place due to the intense wind that died down)...
  • Rizzo: (He and Gonzo are seen sitting on a cloud)...Well, so much for this episode being less-mature, that song just killed it. (They then fall through the clouds screaming and a crash is heard)
  • Guy: MY CAR!
  • Rizzo: (From below) WHERE'D YOU COME FROM?!?
  • South Wind:...DON'T EVER DOUBT HIS CHRISMAS DEVOTION AGAIN, YOU OBVIOUS-NAMED CREEP! That really scares me!
  • Hellfire: I'M SORRY, HOW THE HELL WAS I SUPPOSED TO EVEN KNOW THAT HE HAD A FETISH FOR CHRISTMAS?!? WHY THE HELL IS HE LIKE THIS?!?
  • South Wind:...He's got morality illness. When you have it for this long...it takes a dose of tranquilizer to snap him out of this!
  • Hellfire:...He's got issues!
  • South Wind: Definitely! (The song continues)

After the song

  • North Wind: (Breathes deeply as Jesus is revealed to have been a shapeshifted sylph) Thanks for that. Here's a double-chocolate chip cookie. (Gives the sylph a double-chocolate chip cookie)
  • Sylph: YAY!! (Swallows it whole, and sublimates away laughing crazily)
  • Hellfire:...You have issues!
  • North Wind: CHRISTMAAAAAAAAAAAAS!!!
  • Hellfire: (Slaps North Wind) SNAP OUT OF IT, GOD F*** IT!!!
  • North Wind:...Sorry. Another one of my usual days. I guess it comes from eating too much of those candied cookies. Especially like those ice-cream M&Ms cookie sandwiches. Those things are the best! (Magically summons one) Want one?
  • Hellfire: NO! I'm not used to cold desserts!
  • North Wind: Oh, sorry. More for me, I guess. (Opens it, and swallows it whole)...Okay, calm down, Northy! (Takes deep breaths, and it literally blows heavily on Hellfire)...What was I talking about?
  • Hellfire: Turning me back to normal?
  • North Wind: Oh, of course. (Tries using staff, but it doesn't work)...How do you work this thing again?
  • General Zonda: The chant?
  • North Wind: Oh, right. (Does magical chant, and it turns Hellfire back into his fiery self)
  • Hellfire: Okay, now that we got THAT out of the way, what could you possibly have to compensate for me that would make me consider getting involved with another attempt?
  • North Wind: I'll make you ruler of your own people and overthrow Heat Miser for turning against you.
  • Hellfire: (Scoffs) C'mon, that's all? Just because I'm a bit peeved he turned against me and banished me here, it doesn't mean I'll just turn against him LIKE THAT! I'm actually capable of regret. And already, I'm suffering the surprisingly-hellish time in this temporarily-fallen paradise.
  • North Wind: Oh, winning you over is actually gonna be a challenge. You're interested in getting rid of Flambé and his brats at least, correct?
  • Hellfire:...Well, mainly to make the Heat Miser's army better, but that would be harder if I get involved with you after how Heat Miser knows about your beliefs.
  • North Wind: Hear me out, my reptilian fire-beast friend. It's obvious that on your own, you're not very much able to even DENT Santa's monopoly forces.
  • Hellfire: Hey! I'm one of the best soldiers Heat Miser ever had. I was just having a bad day, that's all!
  • North Wind: Well, consider me and my associates' aide. I scratch your back, you scratch mine...(sees sharp claws on Hellfire)...not literally though, it means we do each other favors, and we both get what we want. You see, Freezar wants to be god of all things cold again, Mime-Me pretty much shares my goal for making Christmas equal, another ally keeping my stepmother trapped has more...family-related reasons, and you, Hellfire. You obviously want to bring forth a widespread Green Christmas, even in most cold places except the arctic circle since...well, you know, it's nothing but ice-cold sea water that's thousands of feet deep. I can offer the chance for you to be become king, in which you'll be free to dispose of that half-wit Flambé and his worthless hatchlings in your leisure, and where not even Flamuman can do anything about it. You'll become the new God and controller of the heat.
  • Hellfire:...A God of the heat? Me, a God of heat? What will become of Heat Miser, then?
  • North Wind: His beliefs conflict with mind. He'll have to be made to forcefully step down. As well as Snow Miser for...(facing Freezar)...obvious reasons. With Freezar's beastly powers, my wind forces combined with the my underground colleagues, your new position as general,...(Mime-Me points at himself, and North Wind sighs) and Mime-Me's supportful cheering on, we can dominate Christmas and free it from that aimless monopoly. Remember that same Christmas as it is now got you stuck in that Oasis as a sad little amphibious water-lizard to begin with. It would be...really aimless to stay loyal to THAT.
  • Hellfire: (Thinks for a while, then smiles)...Any ideas for the agenda, boss?
  • North Wind: HAH! I knew that would win you over. Now, Mime-Me? (Mime-Me tumbled a bit and saluted) Escort General Hellfire to our ground forces. He and their king are to lead an ambush.
  • Mime-Me: Y-y-y-y-y-yes, sir! (He grabbed Hellfire's hand like an over-excited girlfriend, and dragged him very quickly to his next position)
  • Freezar: You'll need my assistance against that deer. I doubt even your abominable pets would last even seconds against her. I think it should be fair to tell you that, when I was fighting against Ginger, I not only told her past to the bunnies she cared about, but I...kind of told her I had a new colleague.
  • North Wind:...You WHAT?!? (The scenery blows down again in intense wind right after the sylphs fixed it)
  • Freezar: Okay, I knew you'd get angry at that.
  • North Wind: You're damn right I would! I can't allow anymore people interfering with my plans. The Misers, Stepmom, and maybe even South Wind are QUITE ENOUGH!!! I should've had you turned into snow long ago, you complete idiot!
  • Freezar: Hey, hey, I only did it because I thought she would be too cowardly to stop me from freezing that Oasis. You know as well as I that she's scared of facing a mistake in the past, and the Oasis is a part of that.
  • North Wind: AND YET SHE ISN'T SCARED OF BREAKING INTO MY PALACE AND BEATING THE HOT AIR OUT OF ME!!! DO YOU EVER THINK BEFORE YOU ACT?!?
  • Freezar: Okay, I'm sorry! You don't have to be a jerk about it.
  • North Wind: And even if my sylphs and little hybrid beasts can't handle that reindeer, YOU ARE AS INCOMPETENT AS THEY ARE!!
  • Freezar: Okay, I know I have not succeeded in ending that reindeer yet, but I know how she works. She cannot be killed because since she used to work for Santa, she was granted the gift of immortality, which even I know that she's trying to get rid of. But at least I have put up a good fight against her many times. Bottom line, I am needed to ensure the Salamander knows what he's up against.
  • North Wind:...A fair point. Very well, I shall allow you to redeem yourselves by aiding Hellfire in the ambush if it is severely needed.
  • Freezar: Trust me, it will be. (He leaves, and North Wind started to chuckle)
  • North Wind:...Well, at least my plan is coming together. And I love it when a plan comes together. (South Wind sighed sadly after this, and walked away)

Oasis of Greenland

  • Ginger: (Arrives) NO! I'm too late!...MISS NATURE?!?...ARE YOU HERE?!?...ATLAS?!?...NECTAR?!?...ASLØG?!?...(Sighs)...Well, this is just great. Not only do I have to try my hardest to face my own past for the bunnies, but I wasn't fast enough to save the Oasis. But it doesn't matter, I need to rescue them.
  • ???: Ginger? Is that you? (A surviving gnome guard appears)...YOU'RE the hero that Freezar was challenging?
  • Ginger:...Who are you?
  • Gnome Guard: Don't you recognize me? It's me, Einar....The gnome you grew up with before all the Dragon Realms settlements?...The one who wished to be part of Mother Nature's guards?
  • Ginger:...Einar?...WHOA!
  • Gnome Guard (Einar): WHOA! (The two start to hug) Holy smokes, I haven't seen you in years! Where have you been?!?
  • Ginger: It's a very long story that I'm sure you wouldn't bare to hear about. But what have you been doing with yourself?
  • Einar: I'm obviously a guard for Mother Nature.
  • Ginger: No kidding, you're a guard for Mother Nature! Oh my, God, I--It's so great to see you! What happened here? What did Freezar do to this place? Where's Atlas? Where's Mother Nature?
  • Einar: They came out of nowhere! I saw my comrades trapped in a wind shield.
  • Ginger: A wind shield? You mean like the ones from...Uh-oh!
  • Einar: What? Do you know who did it?
  • Ginger: Yeah. It must've been that North Wind guy again.
  • Einar: North Wind? You mean that guy who tried to take over Santa's job?
  • Ginger: Yeah. We were basically babies when that happened.
  • Einar: Yeah, I was one of the lucky ones to escape this attack. In fact, I may've been the only one who escaped it.
  • Ginger: Well, we need to find those guys. The bunnies I've been living with asked me to take care of that personal problem of mine, and I might need all the help I can get.
  • Einar: Well, I did see some figures put that wind shield around my village. Must've been those nasty goblin-elf hybrids that live in that underground village of Ingibjörg. I hated those guys for harassing my mother when I was 12. Especially with that contagiously-sick king of theirs. He is UUUUUUUGLY!
  • Ginger: Definitely. We'd better find Ingibjörg and fast. Hop on. (Einar does that) And hold on tightly. You know how fast this world's Santa reindeer can travel. (They blast off)

Bunny Village

  • Patchy:...I wonder where Ginger is.
  • Dan: Give her time, Patchy. Facing her past and stopping that behemoth takes time. Not to mention waiting isn't worth caring that much about since you put yourself on the Naughty List like a silly-goose.
  • Potty: HEY, I RESENT THAT!!
  • Dan: You're not even a goose!
  • Potty: But a goose is a bird, isn't it?
  • Dan: Oh, whatever! Let's just see if Ginger has anything good to eat. (Checks the refrigerator) Hmm...wow, where does she get all this food? (Sees a whole ton of Christmas dining dishes)
  • Potty: I think another question would be how does she pay for all of it? It's not like there's grocery stores in the Arctic.
  • Patchy: Maybe she gets it with magic.
  • Dan: But wouldn't she have to technically teleport the food from somewhere else, and therefore steal it?
  • Potty: Yeah, and if you know a certain SpongeBob episode, you'd know that magically-produced food tastes like bird droppings.
  • Patchy: Huh...good point. Then maybe she magically gets the money to pay for it--
  • Dan: Fat chance. That would mean teleporting money from somewhere else, too, including the bank. Not to mention magically creating money is technically counterfeiting, which is of course illegal. Face it, Patchy, there's no magic being done with this. She's somehow doing this the honest way.
  • Patchy: No, it's totally magic. I mean, think about it. Wouldn't it be very odd for a reindeer to go to a public grocery store or have an actual bank account, and try her best to fit in with the crowd who would just be like 'why is there a talking reindeer in the store'?
  • Dan:...You know, maybe she DOES use magic to get through something like that. She probably just disguises herself as a human, and blends in. I mean if she's immortal, she's gotta have some god-like power besides what her...(Scoffs)...Christmas Fu does!
  • Potty: Uh, guys? Is it just me, or is there some people out in the distance heading right towards us? (They go out and see that the same goblin-like figures appear surrounding the city)
  • Figure #1: FREEZAR SAYS THAT THE REINDEER HAS ACCOMPLICES! FIND THEM, AND TEAR DOWN THE VILLAGE IF YOU MUST! (The figures attack, and the rabbits panic and scurry off into their homes)
  • Patchy:...Oh, boy!
  • Dan: We can't let those guys hurt anybody!
  • Patchy: But what can we do?!?
  • ???: ABSOLUTELY NOTHING! Except maybe, being CAPTURED! (The Figures exposed themselves as hidious goblin-elf hybrids which growl at them, and the trio screamed at the sight of their ugly faces)
  • Potty: WHAT THE HELL ARE GOBLINS DOING IN A CHRISTMAS SPECIAL?!?
  • Patchy: And why are they like a mix of those disturbin' Family Guy inbred elves and those goblins from the first new Hobbit movie?
  • Gob-Elf #1: SEIZE THEM! (The Gob-Elves pounced on them as punches and parrot-shrieks are heard)

Later...

  • Ginger: (She and Einar are seen flying back to her home)...and that's it in a nutshell.
  • Einar:...Wow, you sure messed up big time. But...may I ask why you've been running away from this problem all these years? Running away from your problems never solves anything.
  • Ginger: I'm sorry, but I was just too afraid of being banished to the Oasis, and facing whatever painful punishment Mother Nature had for me. You know how much of a temper she can have sometimes.
  • Einar: Oh, yeah. I should say that I saw Freezar and North Wind's forces taking off with Miss Nature's new assistant, Hellfire.
  • Ginger: Wait a minute, Hellfire? You mean one of those soldiers of Heat Miser? What the heck did he do to get banished there?
  • Einar: He tried to murder General Flambé and his two kids because he thought that Venus' compassion for Christmas was making the forces soft, and therefore weak. Luckily, a few outsiders came in and helped save them. As a result, Hellfire was banished to the Oasis. Now he's in the hands of North Wind. We--...Wait, this isn't the way to Ingib.
  • Ginger: I need to check up on these three guys I rescued from the Miser Bros. Some guy dressed like a pirate, a delivery guy, and a marionette parrot. Not to mention those rabbits might need some protection--(Suddenly noticed the village after the attack's aftermath)...WHAT THE HOLLY-JOLLY FILTH?!? (Flies down to the village)...EVERYONE, COME OUT! ARE YOU ALL OKAY?!? (Some bunnies come out, including Mayor Whitetail)...Mayor, what happened here? And where are my three guests?
  • Mayor Whitetail: It was those Ingibjörg abominations! They attacked our village. Dozens of citizens were captured! They said they were only looking for three people.
  • Ginger:...Did they find them?
  • Mayor Whitetail: Yes, they found them in your cave.
  • Ginger: Oh, God! (Flies straight into her cave) PATCHY?!? POTTY?!? DAN?!?...(Sighs) Well, great! I guess this plan went pretty south quickly.
  • Einar: (Smells the air) OOHHH!! It smells like an elves dirty cro--
  • Ginger: WHOA, watch the language, Einar. We need to find Ingib and rescue my three guests. Mayor, do you think you can rebuild this place without me?
  • Mayor Whitetail: Well, we can try. Besides, the houses aren't made of much. The stuff can be replaced, you know.
  • Ginger: C'mon, Einar, let's kick some ugly ass! (They take off into the sky)

Underground Caverns

  • Patchy: (He, Potty, Dan and the captured hares are dragged in shackles by the Gob-Elves) Well, this is certainly a sad twist of events.
  • Potty: (Inside a small chained-up cage) Anyone wanna bet Ginger didn't stop Freezar in time in light that it became a barren frozen wasteland?
  • Dan: But isn't it always like this?
  • Gob-Elf #2: SHUT UP, SURFACE-DWELLER BEFORE WE RIP YOUR NUTS OFF AND PLAY TETHERBALL WITH THEM!!
  • Patchy: OH, THAT'S DISGUSTING!! You guys are very perverted! (The Gob-Elf kicks him in the groin) OOOHHHH!!!
  • Gob-Elf #2: I said SHADDAP!! Next time, they go off! (The Gob-Elves dragged the prisoners to a mine-like village of more Gob-Elves, having houses that are on ledges, wooden bridges, and a few rock sculptures of a familiar gargantuan Gob-Elf. Noise is heard as a Gob-Elf band plays loudly on junk, and the body of a fat-green beast with sickly ailments is seen, as Gob-Elves are seen being the rest for his think fat legs)
  • Large Gob-Elf: I feel a song...(Squeezing the foot-rest Gob-Elves) COMING ON!!
  • Gob-Elf #3: MY LEG!

(This song plays as the prisoners are lead to the center where the leader of the creatures is revealed)

Down down down in Goblin Town!

Down down down in Goblin Town!

  • Gobelf King: Catchy isn't it? Did you like it? It's one of my own...compositions!
  • Patchy: Well, it doesn't seem, very Christmas-y.
  • Potty: Worse than that, IT'S AN ABOMINATION!! (The Gob-Elves growled at the comment)
  • Dan: Don't piss them off, man! They're deformed beasts that can rip our nuts off, for God's sake!!
  • Gob-Elf King: Abominations, Mutations, Evections...That's all you're gonna find down here in the glorious city of Ingibjörg! Allow me to introduce myself...I am the great King Diabetus!
  • Dan:...Uh...who names their kid after a fat person's disease?
  • King Diabetus: Oh, it's more of a title name I gave myself....I originally went by the name Grokmork. I was one of many of the Gob-Elves that was borned from the unions of Cave Goblins, and a handful of sympathetic elves, that would dare breed with them.
  • Dan: An elf and a goblin...reproduced?!?...(Barfs on the ground) EEEWWWW!!! I can see why goblins and elves shouldn't date each other. You're the strongest example of that, bun-boy! (Gob-Elves growled)
  • Potty: Sheesh, what happened about not making them angry?
  • Hare Prisoner: You can't keep us here forever, Diabetus!
  • Sophisticated Hare: Let me handle this.
  • Gob-Elf #4: NO TRICKS!! Whatever you say, it'd better be true and sensitive.
  • Sophisticated Hare: You're gonna have to speak up. When your boys attacked us, one of them flattened my trumpet! (Shows trumpet)
  • King Diabetus: Well, serves you right for not investing in hearing aids, eh, Ambassador Shagg? (He and the Gob-Elves laughed)
  • Sophisticated Hare (Ambassador Shagg): Oh, ha-ha, very funny!
  • Patchy: Now, now, let me handle this, fellas. (Diabetus looked curious)...Uh...(Starts singing) Bring joy to the world, it's the thing to do, but the world does not revolve around you, don't be a jeeeeeeerk! It's Christmas! (Starts scatting as Potty, Dan, and Shagg all face-palmed themselves) There's a sign above the line that say's "express", that means 10 items or less--
  • King Diabetus: Is this some kind of joke?...Because I ain't laughing, eh! (Patchy continued singing until King Diabetus hit him in the head with his skull staff, causing a lump to cartoonishly form on his head) SHUT UP, YOU LITTLE WORM!!...I don't have time for your lousy Christmas crap!...We don't take kindly to that stuff in this village! That's punishable by DEATH!
  • Patchy:...Odd. It works well for SpongeBob.
  • Potty: Freaking idiot!
  • Dan: Nice one, you Encino dropout! Now we're gonna have our freaking heads chopped off!
  • Patchy: (Gulps)
  • King Diabetus: BRING UP THE VANDER!!...BRING UP THE BONE BREAKER!!--
  • Patchy: WAIT!! (The Gob-Elves looked at him) Could you at least explain why would you hate Christmas? It's the greatest time of the year.
  • King Diabetus: (Laughed for a bit, and then growled) What a stupid question! That's only for me to know, and for history to keep locked up forever, eh!...It's NONE OF YOUR BUSINESS, YOU LACKLUSTER PLUNDERER OF THE SEVEN SEAS!!
  • Patchy:...Lackluster?
  • King Diabetus: But soon, that won't be my ONLY insult to you today, human! (Chortles maniacally)
  • Potty: Squawk! SOMEBODY HELP US!!!!
  • ???: DIABETUS!!!
  • King Diabetus: What the devil? (Ginger appears with Einar, and Ginger bucks him in the belly) OOOHHHHHH!!! HOW DARE YOU?!?
  • Gob-Elf #2: IT'S THAT GINGER REINDEER!!! Get her! (The Gob-Elves get smacked by Ginger, and trapped into presents)
  • King Diabetus: YOU SKINNY ANTELOPE!! I'LL DESTROY YOU FOR THIS!
  • Ginger: Careful, Diabetus! You know what I can do. Now where's Mother Nature and the others?
  • King Diabetus: (Chuckles) They're safe, for now! Your precious mother or nature is safe in the permafrost room....It ain't an easy place to reach, eh! As for the others...well...let's just say they're toasty, if you catch my drift! (He shows Atlas, Nectar, and Asløg tied up and hanging over a pit of lava) I've booby-trapped that place into being flyin' reindeer-proof, eh! One trip, and they're cooked like chicken! (Chuckles)
  • Ginger: GUYS!!
  • Atlas:...Hey, is that Ginger?!?
  • Asløg: My goodness, I thought she vas lost long ago!
  • Ginger: HANG ON, GUYS, I'M COMING!
  • Nectar: Careful! The pit is booby-trapped.
  • King Diabetus: So, what're ya gonna do about it, eh?
  • Ginger: HAH! Look who you're talking to, fatboy! I mean serious business. (Zooms through everything with quick speed, and manages to free the group, and bring them to safety)
  • King Diabetus: OOHH, WHY YOU LITTLE...(Growls) KILL HER!! (The Gob-Elves aim some crossbows at her, and they actually fire, and strike her, and she cartoonishly gets covered in arrows)
  • Ginger:...HAH! Just flesh-wounds! (Quickly rips the arrows off, and accurately throws them at the bridges, collapsing them, and Ginger punches each falling Gob-Elf, turning them into presents) Lucky for you, I'm not a violent reindeer!
  • King Diabetus: WHY AREN'T YOU DEAD?!?
  • Dan: HAH, she's immortal, you walking watermelon! NOTHING can kill her.
  • Patchy: But she actually hates living forever, though.
  • Ginger: PATCHY, TOO MUCH INFO!! (Grabs the three, zooms down, and grabs Patchy, Potty, Dan, and the bunnies, and zoom off down a tunnel)
  • King Diabetus: NO! SHE'S AFTER THAT NATURE WITCH!!! STOP THEM!! (Ginger suddenly smashes the bridge that leads to the tunnel, leaving no one able to reach it)...AW, FLABBERING CRAP!! I WON'T LET THEM DO THAT!! (Jumps towards the ledge to the tunnel, and grabs the ledge, yet looses his skull staff in the process, but is able to climb up, and follow them) I'LL HAVE YOUR SINGING PIRATE FRIEND STUFFED INTO A SINGING HEAD, I'LL HAVE YOUR RABBIT FRIENDS' HIDES AS A FUR COAT, AND I'LL HAVE YOUR PARROT FRIEND TURNED INTO ONE OF THOSE FRIGHTENING-AS-HELL ANIMATRONICS IN FIVE NIGHTS AT FREDDY'S, EH!!! I'M COMING FOR YOU!!!

Permafrost Supplies Room

  • Ginger: (Mother Nature's Ice Sculpture is seen standing in the middle of the room as Ginger and the others arrived) THERE SHE IS!
  • King Diabetus: OH, NO, YOU DON'T, REINDEER!! (Rams into Ginger, causing her to smack head-first into a wall) You ain't doing nothing to that ice sculpture, eh! (Lifts one of the large crates, and throws it at Ginger, only for her to dodge it. Then King Diabetus grabs Ginger's head, smashes it into the wall 10 times as the group watches in shock, and King Diabetus throws Ginger into a pile of crates)
  • Asløg: Ohh, that's gotta hurt!
  • King Diabetus: If that doesn't kill her, then call me Stanley Dumbo!
  • ???: STANLEY DUMBO?!? (Ginger jumps from the debris without a scratch) Clearly, you have no idea what immortal means. But let me show you how being made of steel has it's advantages! (Judo-kicks King Diabetus into the wall, momentarily making him dizzy)
  • King Diabetus:...I had a pony when I was five, eh! Ohhhhhhhhhhhhh...(Faints)
  • Dan: Whew! That's one less fat giant to worry about.
  • Hellfire: (Appears from behind them) Yeah, out of the gross frying pan...(Sets Dan's butt on fire with his new yellow sword as he goes up screaming)...AND INTO THE FIRE!
  • Patchy: Oh, c'mon! First Goblin-Elf hybrids, now a lava lizard?
  • Hellfire: I'M A SALAMANDER, YOU TWAT!!
  • Patchy: You certainly don't look like no salamander I've ever seen.
  • Hellfire: I'M THE LEGENDARY CREATURE!!! GOD, WHO CAME UP WITH THAT NAME?!? (Hellfire charged after Patchy as he started to scream)
  • Patchy: POTTY, DO SOMETHING, YA SKURVY BIRD!!
  • Potty: (Takes out a machine gun) SAY HELLO TO MY LIL' FRIEND!! (Everyone is surprised as Potty fired the gun at Hellfire, who takes cover from it)
  • Patchy: WHOA, POTTY, AREN'T WE SUPPOSED TO BE KID-FRIENDLY?!?
  • Potty: This show ain't a kids show, it's been reduced to a teenage show! NOW SHUT UP, AND GET DOWN!! (Continues firing the gun until it finally runs out of ammo)...Blast, out of ammo! (Hellfire spits out a fireball, and cartoonishly burns Potty to a crisp)...Owch!
  • Ginger: HEY, HOTHEAD! (Hellfire notices her) Come over here, and fight me like a fire salamander!
  • Hellfire: Oh, (Scoffs) I've never heard THAT one before. But if you wanna fight, then you've got it! (Hacks out another ball of fire, and Ginger uses her speed to shield herself with the ice sculpture of Mother Nature, and when the fireball hits it, it melts a small portion of it, freeing Mother Nature's hand, which starts moving) NO!! (Mother Nature uses her freed hand to drop a few seeds, which grow into large vines that coil around Hellfire, and force him to hack out another fireball that frees her other hand, and then it does this again for her head)
  • Mother Nature: Urrgh! ALRIGHT, THAT DOES IT! (The vines use Hellfire's fireballs to free the rest of her body as she breaks free at last)
  • Ginger: MISS NATURE!
  • Mother Nature: Get behind me, Ginger! Things are gonna get green! (Summons an entire volley of vines, and it consumed Hellfire) Alright, Hellfire, enough is enough! You're coming back to the Oasis with me, and you're gonna help clean up the mess that Freezar and North Wind did to my beautiful home!
  • ???: NOT SO FAST, TOOTS! (King Diabetus wakes up from unconsciousness, and smacks Mother Nature on the back of the head with a branch, knocking her out)
  • Ginger: NOO!!
  • Atlas: Okay, this has gone far enough! (Jumps onto King Diabetus' head, and smacks him to the ground dizzy) Let's get out of here! (The entire group leaves with an unconscious Mother Nature)
  • King Diabetus: (Gets up to see them gone)...NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! (His screams are heard all over the underground village, and even the entrance)
  • Patchy: (The group got out safely) HA-HA! WE DID IT!! NOTHING WILL--(Freezar appears)...
  • Potty: You had to say it, didn't you?
  • Freezar: I figured those abominations and the fire-brained half-wit would louse it up! But it's a good thing North Wind is always well-prepared. (General Zonda and the sylphs appear, and Freezar grabs Mother Nature's unconscious body, and freezes it again) You can thank North Wind for using his staff to upgrade my freeze breath. Now, only the powers of a god can free her. THE NATURE WITCH STAYS FROZEN!!
  • Patchy: WHY YOU DIRTY CHEATER!!
  • Mime-Me: (Cheers from a nearby stump) GO US!! GO TEAM NORTH!!
  • Ginger: Mime-Me?
  • Mime-Me: (Surprised to see Ginger) Ginger?
  • Freezar: Wait...you actually KNOW this deer? Why haven't you said anything prior?
  • Mime-Me: I-I-I thought you were talking about a different Ginger. I didn't know it was THIS Ginger. I knew her when I used to be with Santa, before...my mistake.
  • Freezar: Then you clearly must understand that she's our enemy now. Mine most of all. And yours because of your new allegiance to us. They rejected you as an asset to the elves' toy-production technology for you complete idiocy, and banished you here even when you inadvertently prevented a terrible school massacre by giving a troubled child a present. We're all outcasts, and we only have each other now. These people would never care for us. Never have, never would, and never will. Remember that they casted you out. (Mime-Me hesitated, simply said nothing and slumped away)...Nothing says obedience like silence. And as for the rest of you, North is only interested with the pirate, the fake parrot, the serviceman, and the deer. The two gnomes, the fairy, the nymph, the Nature Witch, and the stupid rats are to be locked up in the cave. And be sure to dispose of any key to their cages while you're at it. (The sylphs blow the group to the ground where the Gob-Elves grabbed Einar, Atlas, Nectar, Asløg, Mother Nature's Ice Sculpture, and the hares, and the sylphs into the caves.)
  • Ginger: May I remind you that I'm immortal, Freezar? Even as much as I don't want it anymore?
  • Freezar: Clearly, you cannot be killed traditionally. But you don't actually need to die to be dead. There's always you becoming mentally dead. North Wind did more to me than just improve my ice breath. He gave me THIS! (His eyes fire a mental attack spell that strikes Ginger, and gives her blue eyes)
  • Ginger: AAGGHH!! What is this?!?...No, Santa! I was an accident! How was I to know...NO, DON'T BANISH ME TO THE OASIS PLEASE!!
  • Freezar: Once this spell is done with you, you shall not be motivated to fight this battle any longer. You'll be forced to go back to the den you came from. (Cackles as Mime-Me stared horrified at what Freezar was doing while Diabetus and Hellfire stared victoriously, as well as Zonda, the sylphs, and the Gob-Elves)
  • Einar: STOP IT, YOU MONSTER!!
  • Dan: STOP!!
  • Patchy: THIS IS SERIOUSLY UN-CHRISTMAS-Y!! (Ginger is seen with teary eyes as visions of her family, Santa, and her friends are seen berating her, as well as the shocked faces of the child she harmed, and her parents)
  • (Santa): Your actions have nearly ruined Christmas for that family!
  • (Ginger's Mother): I am very disappointed in you, Ginger!
  • (Einar): How could you do this?
  • (Mother Nature): You will receive no mercy for this outrage, Ginger!
  • Ginger: NOOO!! MAKE IT STOP!! (Sobs) IT WAS ALL AN ACCIDENT!! (Freezar laughed as he released her from the spell, rendering her into a scared state of sadness and guilt)...I'm sorry! (Sobs)
  • Freezar: (Smiles) Another injustice...corrected. Now, we must head back to the Wind Palace and give North Wind the good news. Ginger will no longer become a nuisance to his plans.
  • Mime-Me: (Nobody pays attention to Ginger) What about Ginger? What do we do with her?
  • Freezar: Forget her. She'll just go back into hiding like she has done all these years. I say we don't need to do anything else to her. North Wind won't mind if we leave her there. Now let's go. (Mime-Me still stared at a broken Ginger, becoming very unsure of his choice, and then decides to finally leave)
  • South Wind: (He was secretly watching everything that had happened, sadly sighed, and approached Ginger as she continued crying) Ginger?
  • Ginger: (Faces him)...South Wind?
  • South Wind: I'm sorry about what my brother is doing. He's going to extreme lengths to make sure he delivers toys to everyone in the world regardless of being naughty or nice.
  • Ginger:...But what can I do?
  • South Wind:...(Sighs) Well, my brother doesn't care what I try to do. He thinks in this state, I won't be able to fix this. But...I know some people who can. One of them might need this back. (Takes out Flamuman's staff)
  • Ginger:...You want me to return this to it's owner?
  • South Wind: It's what little I can do to give you hope. If you truly care for your parents, Santa, or any other people, then you will know that they can forgive you for what you did in the past. You just need to look inside your heart. Now come with me. (Grabs Ginger's hoof, and he teleports himself and her away as pure wind)

Meanwhile...

  • Patchy: (He and the others are seen being escorted to the Wind Palace by North Wind's forces)...Kids...it may be best to go somewhere else now. Hopefully our situation will improve after this.
  • Dan:...WILL YOU FREAKING STOP IT WITH THAT?!? (Rizzo and Gonzo were secretly watching everything from the forest)
  • Rizzo: Wow, is crud getting real or what?

Copperfang Manor

  • Kairi: (The three arrive there with Alfred and the reindeer in the sleigh) Finally, we made it.
  • (Grace): (On Alfred's iPad) But it took you 1 hour and 56 minutes, so the second spirit is about ready to arrive and show Copperfang everything about his present. With the magic he intends to use, the manor will be safe enough for you to go in and rescue your Viper friend. All you have to do is find her terra-cotta form, take it, and leave. You won't be able to make it in time to see what Copperfang will go through, but I shall hook the transmissions of the Snowveillance Globe into Alfred's iPad. We know that Kairi has one, but hers doesn't have Santa's software. You'll have to view it on Alfred's iPad. Now hurry.
  • Spyro: Copy that, Grace. Here we go. (Transmission ends) Alright, let's go everyone. Viper needs us. (Kairi and SpongeBob go, but then Spyro stops him) Easy, guys! We can't just rush in. I think Copperfang decided to bring his company security to protect him. (Shows them the Bulldogs from Copperfang's Company, who are seen protecting Copperfang Manor)
  • SpongeBob:...Does he actually think security guard bulldogs, as tough and manly as they are, are gonna stop spirits?
  • Spyro: They're not meant for the spirits. I think since Copperfang kinda knows about us, he knows we might attempt to get Viper. They're meant to try and stop us.
  • Kairi: Well, what do we do? Just fighting them is out of the question because they're not bad guys. They would only go after us because they're only doing their job of protecting Copperfang.
  • SpongeBob: Barnacles! So much for using the front door. And even if we find an alternate way inside, there's bound to be guards in the manor, too.
  • (Luna): (On Kairi's iPad) Don't worry. Just because Copperfang has shielded the room containing Viper, that doesn't mean it will protect the rest of the manor. I shall magically put the guards to sleep. It'll be long enough for you to rescue Viper, and get out of there as quickly as possible.
  • Spyro: Thanks, Luna! (The bulldogs are magically put asleep, and rest like actual dogs)...
  • SpongeBob: Odd how they actually sleep like dogs when they're anthropomorphic like me.
  • Kairi: But at lease the manor is safe for us to go and retrieve Viper. Let's go! (They go inside)

Copperfang's Room

  • Copperfang: (Resting in his bed again after getting exhausted by strengthening the curse) Well, it's been almost 2 hours since my last visit. I think it's best if I got some rest. (Suddenly, his clock struck 12:00 AM)...Huh? It's midnight already? Wow, I'd better get some sleep, pronto. (Suddenly, the lights in his room glow brighter than the arrival of the first ghost, and when he opens the bed's curtains, he sees that the entire room is filled with Christmas dinner foods, and it is all being enjoyed by an Alicorn who is similar to Celestia, but instead of a crown, he has a holly wreath on his head, has an orange beard, wears a dark-green robe and green slippers, and magically levitates a torch that resembles a cornucopia. He is seen laughing in a jolly tone)...Oh, no, here we go again!
  • ???: Well, hello there, Copperfang. It's nice to finally meet you. I have to admit, your actions after the last ghost's visit have really been disappointing.
  • Copperfang: Okay, who are you, the Ghost of Christmas Dinners?
  • ???: No, I am the Ghost of Christmas Present. I have come to show you what your actions on this very day are currently having an impact on.
  • Copperfang: Okay, so you've been sticking your nose in my life, too, have you?
  • GCPr:...Wow, you DO need some help. But no, we ghosts don't do such inappropriate stuff. We know because...well...we're ghosts that represent the Spirit of Christmas.
  • Copperfang: Well, what's with all the food you're stuffing in your face?
  • GCPr: Oh, they're not for me. They're for everyone on Christmas. You might know that Christmas feasts play a big role in Christmas. All the food you see before you are of your liking. They are all from the holiday that your country refers to as 'The Winter Feast'. It has the same qualities as feasts on Christmas.
  • Copperfang: (Scoffs) Really? These are all foods that I have liked to eat before, huh?
  • GCPr: Yeah. As much as your species is known to be carnivores, your community has been more achene to pastries and other non-meat dishes. See for yourself.
  • Copperfang: (Sees the food, and gasps at one of them) Plump goose with chestnut dressing?!? (Sees another) Figgy pudding! (Sees another) Suckling pig!! (Sees another) Candied yams! (Sees another) Spiced sugar cakes! And...(Gasps and sees yet another dish) OH, MY DEAR FAVORITE!! EGG CUSTARD TARTS!! A grand Chinese dish! (Grabs one, and eats it) MMMM!!! It's like a taste from the heavens!
  • GCPr: Yes. I have been in many feasts around the UUniverses, and I've even witnessed the ones that you were present in before you were the scroogy person you are today.
  • Copperfang: But where did all this food come from, and how did you make it?
  • GCPr: Don't have to make it. These dishes were made by the heart of millions. It's a common belief in your world that you have to believe that a dish is special. Not only will that help prepare the dish better, but it will make it taste better. You don't need a secret ingredient to make a food like a taste of the heavens. This is the food of generosity, which you have been denying your fellow employees for years.
  • Copperfang: Generosity? (Scoffs) That's a laugh. Nobody in my life has EVER showed me any generosity whatsoever. Not even my family.
  • GCPr: That's because you never gave them any reason to show you generosity. The last spirit showed you clear proof of that. You treated everyone you loved so badly, they don't want anything to do with you.
  • Copperfang: Thanks for reminding me!
  • GCPr: Don't fret. There are those who can find warmth and joy in the hearts of even the darkest of people. People like you.
  • Copperfang: HAH! You don't know anything about the people I interact with. I assure you there's nobody in the entire UUniverses who have shown me ANY possible respect aside from my niece.
  • GCPr: Oh, don't underestimate what I know, Copperfang. And I should tell you that if I hadn't showed up at this very moment, you would've destroyed your relationship with your niece.
  • Copperfang:...What?
  • GCPr: Let me show you. (Magically ghosts himself and Copperfang through the roof, and land right at the front door)
  • Copperfang:...This must be a mistake, this is the front of my Manor.
  • GCPr: Yes, but this is showing what you would've done if I hadn't showed up. Look through the window, Copperfang. (He does that and he sees that SpongeBob, Spyro, and Kairi have managed to get Viper's terra-cotta out of the basement)
  • Copperfang: (Gasps) NO! VIPER!!! I'd better put a stop to this!
  • GCPr: You're about to. (He sees an alternate present version of himself arriving)
  • AP Copperfang: God, I'm thirsty, I gotta--(Sees the three with Viper)...HEY, WHAT ARE YOU DOING WITH THAT TERRA-COTTA?!?
  • SpongeBob: Uh...We're, with the Terra-Cotta Repercussion Committee. And, well, since you're not paying your Terra-Cotta taxes recently, we...uh...we're taking a terra-cotta as payment.
  • AP Copperfang: There's no such thing as a Terra-Cotta Repercussion Committee. I know because I've been in touch with every company in this city.
  • SpongeBob:...It was just founded.
  • AP Copperfang: Then how did you charge me that fast? Plus, who would wanna found a company dedicated to doing taxes on terra-cottas? Isn't that up to the bank?
  • SpongeBob: Well...uhh...
  • Spyro: SpongeBob, he's not being fooled. We've been caught.
  • AP Copperfang: Alright, put my niece down this instant! She's the only one of my family who actually still cares for me.
  • Viper: Uncle...That's not true anymore.
  • AP Copperfang:...What? You've turned on me, too?
  • Viper: What? NO! That's not it at all! I mean, our family doesn't really hate you. Remember what my father said about taking a solemn promise in Lord Fu-Xi's name that they wouldn't mess with your destiny?
  • Copperfang:...Is that it? They didn't see me again not out of hate, but....because my brother promised to actually stayed clear of me? And with a swear on Fu-Xi's name?
  • GCPr: Yeah! What did you expect?
  • Copperfang: I thought he was joking because I knew he couldn't stay away from me forever.
  • GCPr:...After how he said it...you actually thought that was a bluff?
  • Copperfang: Yeah.
  • GCPr: (Sighs)
  • AP Copperfang:...My family...abandoned me...because of what my brother said?
  • Viper: They were doing it out of respect for your wishes of your own destiny. They only wanted you to be happy. They knew that you'll never accept our destiny into your life. Why else am I so positive to you? Why else have I tried to invite you to our party? I wouldn't have done any of that if our family avoided you because of hate. In fact...Father called me days ago and asked me to try and win you over again. That's why I asked you to come. He wants you to love our family again. But he'll still let you have your destiny. He only wants you to forget the past and see things in a different light. Please...Don't let the Villain League rob another family from us...like they once did to Sing Jin Sue.
  • AP Copperfang:...They ignored me...so they can HALT MY PROGRESS FOR THE BEST BUSINESS I CAN HAVE?!? NOW IT'S GONE TO CONSPIRACY, ISN'T IT?!?
  • Viper: Uncle, please, that's not what I meant at all!
  • Spyro: Copperfang, you're allowing yourself to be too emotional about this. We don't wanna do something to you that we'll both later regret. You're the only one who can stop this curse from running it's course and ruin Christmas forever.
  • AP Copperfang: WELL I'M NOT GONNA STOP IT, AND I WON'T!! THIS CURSE WILL BE ALLOWED TO RUN IT'S COURSE AND RID ME OF THAT COMMERCIALIZED HOLIDAY!! My family clearly doesn't care for me THAT much if they're still gonna halt my progress to become the greatest businessman ever! I won't allow that! (AP Copperfang uses his staff to turn the three of them into terra-cottas) Consider yourselves another addition to my terra-cotta collection.
  • ???: SIR, STOP! (Henry and Miss Warts appeared)
  • AP Copperfang: You two? What are you doing up so late?
  • Miss Warts: We've decided that this has gone far enough. So we've called someone to help put a stop to this.
  • AP Copperfang: And who might that be--(A familiar person comes through the door, and it's revealed to be Paige, who is much older)...Paige?
  • Copperfang: SHE'S STILL ALIVE?!?
  • GGPr: You're actually surprised? Paige is about your age now. She stayed single, though, because she became an emotional shut-in since she felt no other viper would love her like you did. You need to consider checking up with people more.
  • Copperfang: But I didn't think she wanted to see me after our breakup.
  • Paige: Copperfang, your assistants told me everything. I came to try and reason with you.
  • AP Copperfang: And why should I listen to you? You abandonned me for making an honest miscalculation, and you come back only to criticize me by punishing those thieves and kidnappers of my dear niece? I had discovered that my family was keeping a conspiracy against me!
  • Paige: I know...I was in on it.
  • AP Copperfang: WHAT?!?
  • Paige: After our breakup, your parents came to me and told me everything. They've grown to accept the kind of snake you want to be, but they want you to stop making Christmas and everyone else suffer for their sins and mistake, Jin. They just want their son back, even if he's not continuing a legacy long kept.
  • AP Copperfang:...For the sake of our fallen romance....I demand you to stay out of this!
  • Paige: I'm not, and I won't. You're not the only one capable of magic, Jin. (Brings out a more pure staff) Only mine is purer and more stronger than yours.
  • AP Copperfang: Are you trying to intimidate me, woman? Because let me tell you, it's not working. I asked you to leave, but now you forced me to take extreme prejudice! (He fired a death ray at Paige, who quickly halted it with a strong magic shield and bounces it back at Copperfang's staff, destroying the jewel)
Friends on the Other Side (Reprise) - Princess and the Frog

Friends on the Other Side (Reprise) - Princess and the Frog

Simular to this.

  • AP Copperfang: WHAT?!? NO!! PAIGE, DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA WHERE THAT JEWEL CAME FROM?!? IT WAS AN ANCIENT RELIC THAT CONTAINS MAGIC CHINESE SPIRITS!! Surely you know what happens when something like that is-- (Familiar music plays as spirits pour out from the smashed jewel, taking the form of money cases that began scaring him) YIPES!!
  • Spirits: YOU HAVE DESTROYED A RELIC OF UNSPEAKABLE POWER!
  • AP Copperfang: NO, IT WASN'T MY FAULT! IT WAS JUST AN ACCIDENT! I WAS JUST-- (More Spirits in the shape of toys appeared)
  • Spirits: YOU MUST PAY A GREAT DEBT FOR THIS LOSS, MORTAL!
  • AP Copperfang: I'm-I'm-I'm sorry if one of your trinkets was broken. I can fix it, really! (A hand bursts out of the floor, and sees the frozen zombie orphan victims of the Weasleys, as well as frozen poor people. They all had scary-looking smiles and malice in their eyes)
  • Zombie Orphan: YOUR PARTNERS CAUSED OUR DEATHS!!
  • Zombie Orphan #2: NOW YOU MUST SUFFER THEIR FATE!
  • AP Copperfang: (Remembering the Weasleys' visit) Everyone, please! As soon as I fix this trinket, everything will be fine. (He is eventually cornered to the wall at his fireplace) I think these people might need me to help stop this curse. (The group gasps) I just need a chance to do it--(Suddenly the fireplace shapeshifts into a giant portal mouth) YIPES!!
  • Viper: UNCLE!!
  • AP Copperfang: (He is magically being dragged towards the mouth) PLEASE!!! I AM NEEDED HERE!! (The orphan and poor zombies cackle menacingly as they watch Copperfang being dragged into the portal mouth) ALL I WANTED WAS MY OWN DESTINY! WAS THAT TOO MUCH TO ASK?!? NOOOO--(The portal mouth swallowed him, and closed in a fiery flash of light, momentarily blinding everyone. Everyone, even Copperfang, was shocked of what became of AP Copperfang, who now remains as a petrified terra-cotta, and the spirits have disappeared)
  • Viper: (She and the other three heroes turned back to normal)...No! (She approached the terra-cotta) UNCLE! SAY SOMETHING!!...(After a moment of silence, she started sobbing and hugged the terra-cotta)
  • Spyro:...What...have we done?
  • Copperfang: (He was shocked) Viper! I'm so sorry about all this! (He approaches Viper) Viper, my dear niece, I'm alright! I'm right here--(His tail ghosts right through Viper)...I can't touch or interact with these guys, either?
  • CGPr: No. Your soul has been forever petrified in that terra-cotta, and therefore you are now dead....But luckily, this was avoided since I prevented you from making that mistake. Viper has already been freed by those guys.
  • Copperfang:...But what about Paige?
  • CGPr: She's arrived there, too. But they've actually been able to catch those three. They've been told what you're going through, and they'll be waiting for you to return. However, this isn't your true fate. Your REAL true fate is similar to this, but much more sadder. And remember, it will only become a reality if you don't lighten up.
  • Copperfang:...(Watches as Viper continues crying while hugging AP Copperfang's terra-cotta)...Spirit, please take me somewhere else. THIS IS TOO DEPRESSING!!
  • CGPr: Don't worry. The lesson is already learned here. I'll be glad to take you somewhere else. Trust me, it will not be as negative as this. (Copperfang now sees he's somewhere else)
  • Copperfang: Where are we?
  • GCPr: We're at Christmas Eve.
  • Copperfang: That's tomorrow, isn't it?
  • GCPr: Well, technically, no. It's already Christmas eve since it just turned midnight. But metaphorically speaking, yes. But I'm sure that here, you'll find that it's not like you had expected it to be with that curse. Behold! (Points out a building. As they look inside, they see a room where everyone is happier and the opposite of what the curse is doing)
  • Copperfang: Spirit...Why are these people acting like I never casted the curse?
  • CGPr: This is the same alternate reality as your alternate fate. It turns out that the curse can be defeated independently by pure love. Meaning the Lodgers didn't necessarily need you to simply undo it, especially since it's unlikely the League would allow you, anyway.
  • Copperfang:...How did they do this?
  • CGPr: Well, a simple song you might know from that sponge's cartoon has been discovered to have been a way to cure people from the curse. But for the antihero Lodgers, since you made them the harbingers, and therefore a bit more darker and stubborn to treat, it took your niece's kind but broken heart to free them by singing 'The Night Devine'.
  • Copperfang:...You mean one of the more religious-centered Christmas Songs?
  • CGPr: Yes. As as you can see, the people have clearly resumed with their lives, unaware of what became of you. Already, even when only a day away, Christmas is a joy to all. (Music plays)
  • Copperfang:...Wait, are you gonna sing, too?!? I've already had enough of that from the Weasleys! I'd rather not have that--
  • GCPr: May I welcome you, to CHRISTMAS EVE!

(This song plays)

Muppet Christmas Carol - It Feels Like Christmas

Muppet Christmas Carol - It Feels Like Christmas

  • Copperfang:...It's like I'm trapped in a bloody musical.
  • GCPr: Well, Christmas can do that sometimes. A lot of people act with a song in their hearts. Yes, it does have a tendency to feel unnecessary and kinda out of nowhere, but Christmas is more than just a time of joy, so people aren't known to be judgmental on things like that. In fact, a lot of people express how they feel about something through singing. You even did it yourself when you talked about hating Christmas with Viper. It may've been negative, but it still counted about having a song in your heart...but obviously darker.
  • Copperfang: (Realizes)...So I am trapped in a musical?
  • GCPr: Well, at least during the entire month of December and for Christmas anyway.
  • Copperfang:...Well, I'm STILL not convinced. So what if my family doesn't come to me because of an oath? Is there anyone else I DON'T know who gives a damn about me?
  • GCPr: Actually, there is. (They are magically sent to an old house with Spanish architecture. The windows had small cracks, there were cobwebs all over the place, and it was basically filthy)
  • Copperfang:...Who's run-down old house is this?
  • GCPr: This is the home of your beloved employee, John Chihuahua.
  • Copperfang:...Really? He can't even bother to fix this place up? It looks like something the cat dragged in!
  • GCPr: Well, he can't do it without the proper payment of his job. Because you hardly pay him, he doesn't have enough money to properly fix the place, let alone get enough food to satisfy his wife, and 6 puppies.
  • Copperfang: He has 6 kids? Wow, his wife must've had a tough time getting them out of her belly.
  • GCPr: Oh, that's how giving birth in dogs works. An average dog litter consists of 6 puppies. Mrs. Chihuahua is one of the many dogs in the UUniverses able to give birth to the maximum amount...aside from Perdy from 101 Dalmatians who somehow topped the record by giving birth to 15 puppies. But anyway, this is what John's family currently goes through.
  • Copperfang:...Well, I hope they have good hygiene at that place.
  • GCPr: Oh, of course they do. The inside of the house, is quite the contrary to what you see now.
  • Copperfang: (He is lead to the window and sees that the inside of the house was much cleaner than what it appears to be)...Well how can they afford to keep the inside clean, but yet the outside's a bloody mess?
  • GCPr: Mrs. Chihuahua has a father who's a cleaning-supplies tycoon.
  • Copperfang:...Mrs. Chihuahua is A FREAKING HEIRESS?!? Then what the hell is she doing living with a poor man like John?
  • GCPr: Love tends to be funny like that. A rich heiress to a cleaning-supplies tycoon falling in love with a humble minimal-wage worker like John, is an example of that.
  • Copperfang: Well, why doesn't she ask her father to prepare this place?
  • GCPr:...Because her father's dying of cancer.
  • Copperfang:...Ohhhh...
  • GCPr: It gets more unpleasant. She only gets those cleaning supplies through a friend of hers who works for her father. But soon, Darwin Weasley plans to buy out the company from Mrs. Chihuahua and leave her with nothing so he can stay enduringly supplied with cleaning products.
  • Copperfang: Well, what's stopping her from becoming the new owner once her father passes on?
  • GCPr: A lawsuit from Darwin for interfering with D-Mart's business interests.
  • Copperfang: WHAT?!? THAT INSENSITIVE JACK!! I'LL BANISH HIM TO THE CHINESE UNDERWORLD FOR THIS!!
  • GCPr: Well, it's good that you're seeing how corrupt Darwin is in his business. But it gets worse for this family. Observe.
  • John: (He clangs the dinner plates, which are full of small dishes and very less food, and dog-running is heard as 5 puppies arrive laughing and taking their seats) Dinner's ready, niños.
  • Mrs. Chihuahua: I just can't believe how insensitive your boss is, John. Because of his new deal with that Darwin guy, I wasn't able to sue him, and now I've got a lawsuit that's threatening my position as future leader of my father's company.
  • John: I know, but you can't blame him that much for being misunderstood. You and I both know that he's had a bad past with his family. By the way, where's Teeny Tom?
  • ???: Over here, father! (Another puppy appears on a crutch) I'm coming. (John hugs him)
  • John: Hey, kiddo! How's the leg?
  • Puppy (Teeny Tom): Still numb. Are you sure you'll be able to keep your promise of getting me that vaccination for Christmas?
  • John: I'm not sure if I'll be able to, Tom. Not with the budget I have. But I'm trying my hardest.
  • Copperfang:...THAT'S the son he was talking about a couple of times before?
  • GCPr: Yes. He's been diagnosed with polio, a rare paralyzing condition that can often result in death. You see, John has been trying to tell you that he needs the money for a vaccination to cure Tom of his polio before it becomes permanent, or worse.
  • Copperfang: Wow. That must hurt.
  • GCPr: Well, not that much. Polio doesn't hurt that much, it just makes certain body parts numb. In Tom's case, one of his legs are numb, and he can't walk until he is vaccinated.
  • Tom: (Sits at the table) Holy frijoles! Look at all the wonderful things to eat!...You know, we simply have to thank Mr. Copperfang for at least being generous for the money he gave us.
  • John: I know, son. Feliz Navidad!
  • Teeny Tom: Feliz Navidad, father! (The two hug)
  • Copperfang:...He actually cares about me? After all that crap I gave his father?
  • GCPr: Yes. He's a child with a heart so pure, that even he cannot be affected by your curse. Don't you find that kind of love familiar?
  • Copperfang: (Sees visions of himself and Viper)...(Sighs)...Wow, maybe John really does deserve a favor. Spirit, what will happen to that kind lad?
  • GCPr: Well, it won't be very good. If these shadows remain unchanged, then...I see an empty chair where Teeny Tom once sat.
  • Copperfang:...You're saying that...(Looks at Teeny Tom)...He'll die?
  • GCPr: (In Copperfang's voice) If he's gonna die, let him! (Copperfang turns to see the GCPr's face turning into Copperfang's)...His death will ease the problem of the surplus population, and one less mouth to feed.
  • Copperfang: DYAAHH! THAT'S STILL SCARY!!
  • GCPr: Well, that's exactly what you said about Tom beforehand.
  • Copperfang:...Was I really THAT bad? Geez!
  • GCPr: I'll give you this, Copperfang. You're not as bad as Darwin...Or your 'insurance' friends.
  • Copperfang: (They are transported to the Villain League Fortress, and when Copperfang sees it as the ominous place that it is, he screams) Spirit, what is this awful place?!?
  • GCPr: The sign above you is self-explanatory. (Copperfang looks up to it, and it says 'Beware: Villain League HQ')
  • Copperfang:.. THIS is where they live? I think they could use an immediate re-decorating! (Gasps when he saw a giant centipede crawling through)...And an Arnord Schwarzenegger-inspired exterminator.
  • GCPr: Well, this is just to show you what the Villain League is currently doing. Keep in mind that this is still the reality where you were turned into a terra-cotta. They're currently discussing what to do concerning your death.
  • Copperfang: Hmmph, at least they did a great job. Perhaps they'll take my place as the owners of my company.
  • GCPr: Don't be so sure. (They look through the window to see Cobra, Chrysalis, Blowhole, and Plankton)
  • Plankton: Well, things just turned downhill rather quick. Not only is Copperfang dead, but his curse has been reversed and everything is going back to being jolly.
  • Cobra: Oh, we're not out of the game just yet, Plankton. Sure it was painful to magically repair this place after those nematodes devoured it, but at least it's back. And we still have the power to resurrect people including Copperfang.
  • Chrysalis: So we're gonna resurrect Copperfang and make him go right back where he started?
  • Cobra: Precisely! Then we'll have him cast the curse yet again, this time improving it's power to an accelerated rate. By Christmas, the new curse-wave will have consumed the entire Dragon Realms.
  • Blowhole: Then what?
  • Cobra:...Then we shall dispose of Copperfang and take his company.
  • Everyone: WHAT?!?
  • Copperfang: WHAT?!?
  • Plankton: And why are we doing that?
  • Cobra: BECAUSE HE'S THE UNCLE OF ONE OF MY ENEMIES, OF COURSE!! Plus, if we don't, he'll go soft on us. So once the curse is complete, we'll double-cross Copperfang, kill him, and take his company so we can use it for evil. Sure our plan didn't work, but I'm sure that killing a family member works just as well.
  • Chrysalis:...Uh, Coby, are you sure that's a good idea?
  • Cobra: I know it's risky, but I'm afraid it must be done. You know how people like Copperfang role. He does something, the novelty wears off, and he goes soft and does the right thing. Killing him will not only ruin the Lodgers' Christmas as we've been planning, but it will allow us to rule the Dragon Realms in a world of naughtiness and chaos!
  • Blowhole: I don't know, I'm still a little skeptical.
  • Cobra: I assure you it will work. What do you guys say? (The villains hesitate, and they mumble in agreement) Excellent! Let's get started with the resurrection spell.
  • Copperfang:...WHY THOSE DOUBLE-CROSSING SNITCHES!!
  • GCPr: So now you see what happens when you make a deal with the Villain League. Before you know it, depending upon who they made the deal with, they'll double-cross you. (Suddenly, everything turns into a wall-less room with a gray wooden floor)...
  • Copperfang:...Where are we now? (Copperfang sees GCPr is a little older now) WHAAA!!...I don't remember you looking that THAT!
  • GCPr:...I'll answer that second statement later...This will be our last trip. And this is where you'll see Darwin for more than what you've heard. This will finally show you the reason why your partners never told you about him. (Suddenly, Darwin appeared from the shadows along with a figure Copperfang was surprised to have seen)
  • Copperfang:...It's.....It's him! The monster who scared me away from doing Kung Fu!
  • Darwin: So, buddy, how goes the...uh...taking care of Ol' Coppy?
  • ???: How odd is it for me to say...Copperfang has already died in someone else's hands.
  • Darwin: Duh WHAT?!? What kind of hired assassin says the target's dead but he didn't kill him?
  • ???: Because he died before I could kill him. Apparently, his old girlfriend came, and smashed his magic jewel, and the spirits inside took his soul as payment for the destroyed jewel, forever turning him into a paralyzed terra-cotta.
  • Darwin:...Well, damn! But at least he's gone for good. Now I can finally step in and take his place as CEO of Copperfang & Weasley Toy Industries. (Chuckles) Then D-Mart will be the greatest business in the UUniverses. It's great to have you around...father.
  • Copperfang: (Surprised)...Father?!? That monster of a mongoose is his SON?!? Darwin is...PART MONGOOSE?!?
  • GCPr: Indeed. He is also half-related to the Weaselies. Alan and Drakey's aunt got married to that assassin on the exact same day you berated at your family. They ended up accidentally having a hybrid child who had the exact same dream. The rest you know.
  • Copperfang:...Well, I suppose that explains where his first name comes from. But HOW COULD I HAVE BEEN SO BLIND TO HIS HERITAGE?!? Spirit, I've gotta do something- (Sees that the GCPr is much older) WAAARRRGGHHH!!!
  • GCPr: My time is almost up, Copperfang. I have some final words to say before I move on. (Shows him two young and ugly Equestrian ponies, one being a colt with a pony-skull cutie mark, and the other being a filly with no cutie mark at all)
  • Copperfang: OH MY, GOD!! What are those abominations?!?
  • GCPr: They truly are abominations. They are Ignorance and Want! Stay clear of BOTH of them, and all their degree. But most of all, beware of the colt! For on his brow I see that written which is doom, unless the writing be erased.
  • Copperfang:...Okay, you're really starting to creep me out--(A loud bell chimes, and the GCPr has a throbbing pain in his chest, and falls to the ground laughing as the bell chimes continue 11 times, all the while the GCPr's skin starts to turn into dust as the GCPr is still laughing even while reduced to a skeleton) DID THIS JUST TURN INTO A HORROR SHOW?!? (The bells chime a 12th time, and the GCPr disintegrates into thin air, and Copperfang is sucked into the blackness of the room) Whoa! Wha--WHAT'S HAPPENING?!? NO, NO, NOOOOOOOOOO!!!- (Disappears)

Copperfang's Bedroom

  • Copperfang: (He woke up screaming, started hyperventilating, then calmed down)...John...what have I done? But what can I do? The League won't let me make amends, and they certinly won't hestiate to...do me in if I refuse to bow. I can't do anything to the curse now. But...I'm also afraid of...the 3rd ghost. I'm worried this will only get worse...Very worse....(Runs down into the living room with the door was left open, and finds that nobody is there)...Henry?...Miss Warts?...PAIGE?!?...ARE YOU THERE?!?...(Gulps, then checks the basement, and finds that Viper is gone)...(Sighs) My God, I'm starting to feel uneasy with this. (Searches the manor, and eventually finds Henry's room, and actually ghosts through it) WHAT?!?...(He finds that Henry, Miss Warts, and Paige are in the room)...Guys? GUYS!!!...CAN YOU HEAR ME!!!...(Sighs) This is gonna hurt...BADLY!
  • Henry: Is Copperfang okay?
  • Miss Warts: I checked on him. He's still in bed. Possibly still experiencing...whatever those 3 said about three ghosts. (Shivers)
  • Paige: Well, it is rather disturbing at what he's become. But don't fret. I can fix this. My magic is more pure than his. The only problem is that the curse has spread over 78% by now, and that's too much for even my magic to pull off. It's gonna take much STRONGER magic to help clear off the curse's range.
  • Henry: But where are we gonna find another source of magic besides Copperfang's?
  • Copperfang: Wait...The happiness of song. Uh, square one, princess human, purple reptilian, Viper...if you can hear me...just listen! If you don't hate me, that is. I don't know how much of the present ghost you saw, but please! He said you need to sing to the cursed people. Sponge, you can handle the normal infected, but Viper....you need to sing 'Night Divine' to the Antiheroes! They're the harbingers. The curse would remain alive as long as the Harbingers remain uncured! Please, I'm not that same idiot from before who rejected his family. I'm a different idiot now! Wait, that last bit didn't come out right, but GAAHHH, overall, I'm sorry! I-I don't need to see more now! The League won't allow me to stop the curse, and I gave you advice on how to bring it down yourselves! Now please, there's no need to--
  • ???: I'm afraid I don't just go away that easily... (Copperfang gasped, and saw a silhouette standing before him in a Grim-Reaper-like shape)...(Gulps)...MOMMY, HELP!!! Oh, wait, she can't, DAMMIT!! (Gonzo and Rizzo are seen out the window)
  • Gonzo: (Shaking) Uh, we're gonna take a momentary break from Copperfang, let's...let's see how the other Lodgers are doing.
  • Rizzo: Good idea! Anything's better than this horror show. You wanna stop at the local Arby's?
  • Gonzo: Yeah, it's pretty much our lunch time.
  • (Namine): Well, hurry up, you guys are needed to tell the story.
  • Rizzo: Okay, okay, keep your britches on, girl! Even narrators have to take a break every once in a while. (The two ran off with a cloud of smoke in their shape)

Chapter 7: The Antiheroes' Escape/The Fight Before Christmas/The Night Divine/The Nobody of Christmas Future/The Making of Amends Begins/North Wind's Delusional Plan Takes Hold

Dragon Temple

  • Patrick: (Checking his trap) Well, while we're busy saving the day, I can always make sure that my trap is improved. (Fixes it) There!...(A familer shape approuches the Dragon Temple, and Patrick looks outside the window and sees it)SpongeBob? SPONGEBOB!! (He jumps out of the window, runs out, and smacks into the shield) OW!...(Shakes it off) SPONGEBOB, YOU'RE BACK! (The SpongeBob shape is actually Blowhole's recreation of the Robot SpongeBob)...AND YOU'RE MADE OF METAL NOW! YOU LOOK AWESOME! Hang on, I know what to do! (He ran off)

Control Room

  • Patrick: (Appears) I've got to find the shield-generator switch so I can let SpongeBob in. (He sees an obvious on-off switch and heads for it)
  • Squidward: (Appears into the control room) Patrick, I thought Shen told you not to--(Sees Patrick struggling with the lever) GAAAHH!! WHAT ARE YOU DOING, YOU FAT MORON?!?
  • Patrick: SpongeBob's back, and I'm letting him in.
  • Squidward: BUT YOU'LL ALSO LET THE CURSE IN, YOU FOOL!!
  • Patrcik: It'll only be until I let SpongeBob in. He has a new awesome metal body now.
  • Squidward: Metal body-what now? (Suddenly remembers the Christmas of 2012 as the 'Destroy Christmas' phase was heard) PATRICK, YOU IDIOT!! (Runs to Patrick to try and stop him) THAT WASN'T SPONGEBOB, THAT WAS THE ROBOT PLANKTON BUILT IN OUR 2012 CHRISTMAS SPECIAL!!
  • Patrick: I think I can tell the difference between my best friend and a thing.
  • Squidward: YOU MISTOOK A CONTROL MODULE IN A FAIR FOR SPONGEBOB!! YOU COULDN'T TELL FROM A PICTURE OF SPONGEBOB FROM DOODLE!! YOU DIDN'T EVEN KNOW WHAT KIND OF BELLY BUTTON HE HAS!!
  • Patrick: LET GO, SQUIDWARD!
  • Squidward: NO, YOU LET GO!! GUYS, WE'VE GOT A PROBLEM!! PATRICK'S IN HIS STUPID PHASE AGAIN!!
  • Patrick: Oh, please, DON'T bring the others into this. NOW LET GO OF THE LEVER!
  • Squidward: PATRICK, I MEAN IT, LET GO!! (They suddenly end up tearing off the lever)
  • Automatic Voice: Warning! Shield Generator has been breached! Shield malfunctioning, and eventual shutdown is imminent.
  • Squidward: NOW LOOK WHAT YOU DID, YOU RETARD!
  • Patrick: What I did?!? It was YOUR FAULT!
  • ???: What the hell is going on here?!? (The others arrive)
  • Squidward: Well, what do you think happened, big fat pink genius over here broke the controls to the shield generator.
  • Skipper: WHAT?!?
  • Squidward: Because he mistook Plankton's Robot SpongeBob for the real one that he wanted to let that thing in like an idiot.
  • Icky: Aw, crap!
  • Shifu: Patrick, YOU'VE DOOMED US ALL!! (The shield goes back down)
  • Lord Shen: (He and the other antiheroes are affected by the curse again) WE MUST DESTROY CHRISTMAS!!!
  • Robot SpongeBob:...Suckers! (Laughs, and flies off)
  • Skipper: RESTRAIN THE ANTIHEROES!! (They try to restrain the corrupted antiheroes, but they keep avoiding them, and eventually run straight back out into city)
  • Private: THEY'RE HEADING BACK INTO THE CITY!!
  • Tigress: AFTER THEM!!
  • Patrick: Yeah, let's get them!
  • Shifu:...Patrick, you're staying here.
  • Patrick: What?
  • Shifu: You caused this. So until we decide a proper punishment, you're being confined in quarters until further notice.
  • Patrick: But technically, I'm one of the Lea-dars! You don't have authority over me.
  • Skipper: YOU MOMENTARILY FORFEIT THAT POSITION FOR SCREWING UP BADLY, PATRICK!!
  • Kolwalski: And it's pronounced 'leader'.
  • Squidward: CAN'T YOU DO ANYTHING RIGHT, YOU BIG PINK LOSER?!? (Sandy smacks him) OW!
  • Shifu: Let's just go. We have to stop them before they cause anymore trouble. (They leave, and Patrick sighs and goes back into the Temple)

City

  • Icky: (The Antiheroes resumed attacking the city) GAS ATTACK! (Icky farts while holding a lit match to his butt and melts a child's snowman down, causing her to cry)
  • Lord Shen: (Attacks an animatronic Santa) DIE, FAT MAN! (He tore the animatronic up like an animal as it's head falls to the ground)
  • Santa Animatronic: HO-HO-HOOOOOOOOOOoooooooooo...(Shuts down)...
  • Child #1: THAT PEACOCK JUST KILLED SANTA CLAUS!! (Everybody ran away as Shen cackles maniacally)
  • Trixie: KA...ME...HA...ME...HAAAAAAAAAAHH!! (Blasts her magic energy at a house, tearing a wall down, and showing a naked man in a bathtub)
  • Man: (His bathtub slides down) No, no, no, no, NO, NOOO!! (The bathtub falls to the ground, and breaks)...You know this gag is really getting old.
  • Icky: (Arrives) Shaddap! (Smacks the man in the face, and Icky laughs)
  • Savio: (Slithers lines through the snow, and then stops in one spot) There we go. (It's revealed that he made the words 'Santa Hates Puppies' in the snow) Oh, Savio, you naughty slithering d****!
  • Riku: Oh, yeah? That's nothing. Check this out! (Shows him that he made 4 snowmen right near a car, and it looks like the car ran over one of the snowmen, and the other three are staring in shock) Live long and SUCK it!
  • Avatar Cynder: IDIOTS!! (The Antiheroes look at her) Why are we wasting our time just being jerks to these people?!?
  • Sir Hiss: Because it's fun? (Avatar Cynder bonks him on the head) Ouch!
  • Avatar Cynder: We have been given the opportunity to return to our glorious evil ways, and we waste it being asses to everyone? A lot of us were from the Villain League for crying out loud.
  • Willie the Giant: Actually, I used to work for Team Nefarious.
  • Si: My sister Am and I were never involved.
  • Icky: I used to be with Kuzco.
  • Kaa: I was never with them.
  • Trigger: Me and Nutzy were eventually fired.
  • Ralth: Eddy and I were never included.
  • Gilda: Well, the comic in the fanfiction was gonna say me and Trixie got momentarily involved with the villains, but it never reached full circle due to an unofficial hiatus, so technically that means we weren't involved either.
  • Chaos: I never really got into Mirage's little silly newfound obsession with playing with mortals.
  • Harold: I quit because I couldn't STAND ABIS MAL FOR THE LIFE OF ME!!
  • Jumbaa: I was only hired by them to make 626.
  • Avatar Cynder: Fine, but I was speaking generally!
  • Boss Wolf: AW, come on! You're not saying we should be Darkspawn fanatics, are ya?
  • Avatar Cynder: Of course not! Those stupid demons have failed too many times. And it's pretty much hopeless now to help them, so we're gonna act on our own accords. We're gonna conquer this city and make Tricorn cry like the spoiled baby she is! All those in favor?
  • Antiheroes: AYE!
  • Avatar Cynder: All against?
  • ???: I SAY NAY!! (SpongeBob, Spyro, Kairi, Viper, and the others arrived on the sleigh)
  • SpongeBob: It's a good thing Skipper called us before we returned to the North Pole! I can't believe Patrick accidentally let you guys out after mistaking another Robot SpongeBob for me. We're here to stop you guys from spreading the Dark Man's Scrooginess Curse. (The unaffected people heard SpongeBob said that)
  • Man #1: They're acting like jerks because they got cursed into being like that?
  • Woman #1: It totally explains those sickly-green eyes and the mean expressions.
  • Cop #1: And the total disregard to public property! (Points to the Tricorn Statue from The Glob being covered in toilet paper)
  • Boss Wolf: GET THAT SLEIGH!!
  • Kairi: Uh-oh! Time for us to go! (They escaped as the antiheroes persued them, and SpongeBob sees a forming angry mob of cursed people)
  • SpongeBob: Guys, there's the cursed unlucky people! Leave them to me while the rest of you find the other Lodgers and keep our antihero friends distracted. Plus, let's ready Viper for her BIG recital. (Jumped off the sleigh, and approached the mob, seeing some of his OC friends affected) Oh, boy! The curse even got to the Beaksworths, Xenon and his friends, Tiki and Edgar, Axle and the UUPD, and our friends visiting from Kratos and the Alternate UUniverses. It's amazing how they celebrate Christmas, too. Geez Louise, I've got my work cut out for me! Okay, let's hope this song works on a curse as well as an obvious-named fictional element. (The area turned dark, surprising the mob)
  • Mob: Huh? (A spotlight appears on SpongeBob)
  • SpongeBob: AHOY, EVERYBODY! SpongeBob here! Christmas means presents, and mistletoe, sharing and caring...(A familiar song starts to play)...so during this most festive season, please, don't be a jerk!

(This song plays)

Spongebob Squarepants-Don't be a jerk(Its Christmas)

Spongebob Squarepants-Don't be a jerk(Its Christmas)

  • Xenon: (Everyone is cured from the curse) Thanks for saving us, SpongeBob!
  • Tiki: Yeah! How can we repay you?
  • SpongeBob: Your joy and jolliness is gift enough. Now what do you say you all fight for Christmas, and help rescue our corrupted friends? (Everyone cheers)
  • Magnum: Bring it on! (Takes out her staff)
  • SpongeBob: (Something is heard ringing in his pants, and he takes out an iPhone with a SpongeBob coloration)...Hello?
  • (Santa): Great work, SpongeBob! Your song not only cured most of the people in that town, (The North Pole computer illustrates his description) But it caused a small explosion of joy that covered over 50 miles of the curse's radius. Now the curse has lost 30% of it's coverage of the world. But you'll have to have Viper's stronger song. We don't know how powerful that song's punch will be, but we know that it will take out most of the curse's radius. Grace's calculations show that a song as powerful as The Night Divine will take out half of the curse's radius, or more or less.
  • SpongeBob: Copy that, Santa! We'll be ready soon. SpongeBob out! (Hangs up) C'mon, everyone! Let's remind the world what Christmas is all about! (Everyone cheers and they follow SpongeBob)

Meanwhile...

  • Mr. Krabs: Aw, barnacles! I think we've lost them!
  • Sandy: Just keep on lookin'! I'm sure they're here somewhere.
  • Po: Guys! Look up there! (They see the sleigh flying right down a street)...
  • Mr. Krabs: Hey, Kairi and the others are back early! I wonder why they are--(They look down the street to see the Antiheroes charging, then Mr. Krabs Screams!)
  • Max: THERE THEY ARE!!
  • Shifu: Everyone, prepare to fight! (The Lodgers charge straight into the antiheroes, and they get into a fight. The fight eventually forms a dust cloud as SpongeBob and the OC heroes arrived)
  • SpongeBob: Wow!
  • Xenon: Man, that looks like a good fight.
  • Aurlena: I vote we join them! I enjoy a good tussle. (The OCs charged and joined the fight, and the fight gets bigger)
  • SpongeBob:...I'm pretty sure this isn't very much fitting Christmas, guys!
  • Kairi: (Appears from the sleigh with a nervous Viper)...Viper, I think it's time you did that song.
  • Viper: Kairi, I am not sure about this.
  • Kairi: I am not sure if it'll work, either. But we have to try. Do your best...(Turns to the fight, and whistles at them, getting their attention)
  • Icky: AW, NOW WHAT?!?
  • Kairi: Okay, you got their attention now, Viper! Good luck! (Hops back on the sleigh)
  • Viper: (Looks at everyone as they walk up to her intimidatingly)...(Sighs)...(Music plays)

She began to sing this as the antiheroes start cleaning up the mess they made, made up with the people they hurt, and repaired all the damages during the song.

Oh Holy Night - Kaitlyn Maher - Best. Version

Oh Holy Night - Kaitlyn Maher - Best. Version. EVER!

  • Alfred: (Checks his iPhone, which shows the globe map, and a giant green blast blows off half of a red circle)...Amazing! That song blew off... All 30%. The curse is beaten!
  • Kairi: Great work, Viper! I knew you had it in you.
  • Viper: I was just doing it personally for practice.
  • Skipper: Just practice? That's not practice, that's perfection!
  • Lola Boa: That was much better singing than mine!
  • Sir Hiss: Viper, you had the voice of an angel...that saved Christmas.
  • Icky: Yeah, Vipes. Well, not much to do except give that old scroogy Copperfang jerkoff a Christmas beating for being behind this.
  • Group: YEAH!!
  • Viper: WAIT! Firstly, don't worry about Copperfang. Come Christmas Eve, he'll finally learn to improve his attitude. He'll no longer be a threat, and neither will the Villain League, who were trying to benefit from this mess.
  • Icky: Okay, not much REALLY left to do except THROW AN EARLY CHRISTMAS PARTY!! (Everyone cheers as Robot SpongeBob is seen hiding in the shadows)
  • (Blowhole): Well, shucks! Looks like we need to get to Copperfang, get him to rejuvenate the curse before this plan really falls flat on its face. (The Robot SpongeBob marches on)

Copperfang Manor

  • Copperfang: (Scared at the sight of the third ghost, who was wearing a familiar robe with his hood up, and bearing skeletal hands)...I...are you...The Ghost of Chrismas Yet to Come?
  • GCF: (Dark brooding voice) I prefer the term 'Ghost of Chrismas Future'. That's how they thought of me in the 16th Century...And allow me to say a few things....Firstly...(Suddenly dons a jazzy suit also with a hood) It's SHOW TIME!!
  • Copperfang: Oh, for crying out loud, not another song, I--
  • GCF: (Loud booming voice) SILENCE!! (The word echoes, yet it cannot be heard to anyone but him)...Now then...

(This song plays)

An All Dogs Christmas Carol Pt

An All Dogs Christmas Carol Pt. VI

Goes from 2:00-5:05

  • Copperfang:...Seriously, I'm trapped in a bloody musical. Can't people just speak for once?!? And even so, that was the most cheesiest song I've ever heard, especially coming from a ghost that's got the Grim Reaper's body and Batman's voice.
  • GCF: (Turns normal again) PUH! Everybody's a critic. But in all seriousness though, let me show you what goes on, in your soon-to-be-unpleasant result if the curse is allowed to continute, and if you allow the League to make you rejuvenate it.
  • Copperfang:...Wait, the curse is defeated?
  • GCF: Yes, but it's up to you to make sure it stays that way, and destroy all that remains before it heals, or else THIS will follow...
  • Copperfang: (He is suddenly in a darker North Pole, and sees a horrible-looking factory as he reacts horribly to a smell) OOOHHHH!! PYEWEE!! That's some stink. It smells like the fart of a fossilized dinosaur! Where the hell am I?!?
  • GCF: The metaphorical ghost of the former shell, of Santa's Workshop. Because of your curse, Santa had no choice but to cancel his deliveries this year. As a result, nobody believed in Christmas, and therefore nobody believed in peace and goodwill. Chaos erupted, and lawlessness dominated. Millions of people in the Dragon Realms have died. All, but Viper, who is a broken spirited freedom fighter. As for Santa's Workshop, they still struggled to fix Christmas, but because everyone was so naughty for years, there was no need for Santa anymore. Yet Santa still tried his best to bring peace for the good of everyone who lost their goodwill because of A SCROOGY SNAKE!!
  • Copperfang:...Okay, first a musical, then a horror show, NOW A POST-APOCALYPTIC FUTURE?!? What kind of ghost are you?!?
  • GCF: Well, what did you expect? The future is an unknown subject, and most of speculation derives from horror and death. This is all that's left of Santa's Workshop. Just look at the toxic waste they've produced searching for a new resource since the chaos resulted in their power shorting out! (Loads of toxic waste is seen all over the Workshop, and even spreading into the oceans) In fact, the toxins are taking as much of a toll on the elves than the Workshop.
  • Copperfang: What?
  • GCF: Take a look! (He is magically sent inside the Workshop) As the toxins spread, the elves have been exposed to it so much while trying to keep up with finding a new resource. Now they're a race of genetically-mutated disasters. Almost 60% of them are born blind! (An elf sows up a teddy bear, but then it goes into his skin, he screams in pain, and runs off. Then Alfred, Teddy, Dougie, and Grace)...The work-load destroys them. But they don't know anything else. They've been brainwashed so much by the toxins, that they think of nothing else but to make toys and find a new resource, completely forgetting about what the purpose of them is. Not to mention the reindeer have quit to avoid ending up like these poor elves. Now, the reindeer spend the rest of their mortal-ized lives in an island that's the only place free of the injustice and terror that goes on in the Dragon Realms. As for poor old Santa...well...(Teleports them to Santa's Office, as Santa is now very sick, with medical appliances supporting him) He's now turned completely ill, not just from the toxins, but by the cold that resulted in them losing their temperature-control, and allowing him to become even MORE sick. By next year, he'll surely die. (Santa coughs out blood as a deformed elf brings him undercooked toast)
  • Santa: Thanks, Nedry! (Gulps it down)
  • Copperfang: EWW! NASTY!! Okay, what's wrong with you, spirit?!? Is this your demented sense of cruelty and torture? I mean, why in the flying freak would Santa allow something like THIS to happen!
  • GCF: HIM?!? He didn't do this! (Loud booming voice) YOOOOOOOOOU DID!!

(This song plays as Santa is suddenly able to see the both of them)

Family Guy Christmas Time Is Killing Us! ( Lyrics)-0

Family Guy Christmas Time Is Killing Us! ( Lyrics)-0

  • Copperfang:...Please tell me it doesn't get worse.
  • GCF:...Well, I'd be lying if I said 'It'll be just fine'...WHICH IT WON'T BE, PAL! (They are then sent to Dragon Realms New York)
  • Copperfang:...Spirit, what happened to this city?
  • GCF: Let's just say...In a nice way...It's seen better days. A lot of people became crooks now, or at the very least, uncaring people. The nice people that still exist hide in their homes in fear of the disaster before them.
  • Copperfang: I can hardly believe this, I-- (He then sees some corrupted-looking noblemen with Villain League symbolism on them) ...I know those men! They're richmen I've seen a lot on the New Year Auctions.
  • GCF: That's right, and they were once decent richmen. But thanks to you, they're as evil as stereotypical evil greedy freaks that hate the environment and rights for the less fortunate 99%. Thanks to evil becoming more dominant, villain teams like the Villain League have successfully dominated the governments. The Villain League owns THIS half of the UUniverses with the Video Game Universe being the capital. They also dominated Fox, Miramax, and half of MGM. The Dragon Scourge dominated the Disney, DreamWorks, Nickelodeon, Warner Bros, and the other half of MGM. And finally, Team Nefarious at best dominates three universes: Anime, Hasbro, and Universal, but what gives them a powerful edge is that they have control of the boundary generators. It kept the other more powerful villain teams from seeking them out. Now, we're in the Era of the Three Villain Kingdoms. It's been damned as the worse thing to happen to the UUniverses since the Cartoonian Wars. At the start of the age, all three villain teams were still at war with each other, when the Lodgers were finally disbanded with the death of SpongeBob, the capture and corruption of Spyro, and the final capture of Kairi. The Villain teams ended up losing someone to take their frustrations out on, so they went after each other because of conflicted interests. Then an alternate dragon named Qui was declared a semi-hero for stopping things from getting worse in terms of war by uniting the three kingdoms into a Villains Act-inspired Empire. Not so much in terms of not letting them still be tyrannical in their respective kingdoms. And it caused a new war with the Alternate UUniverses because the Grand Council wanted to free the UUniverses that saved them from the same horror from the Villains Act days. Even if it meant one day being forced to wipe the UUniverses out of existence with an experimental black-hole device that would be completed by the start of the next year after this future's year unless the rebellion they funded is able to take down the tyranny. Luckily, this Christmas is considered to be among the final days of the tyranny. Nefarious and Dark Dragon were already destroyed in this life, and by tomorrow, a terrible battle against Mirage, Mang, and Xehanort will take place, and then the real final battle against Qui. Then the UUniverses would spend many years recovering, healing from the damage. Viper will become new leader of the New High Council for saving the UUniverses as the rebelion leader...but she will forever be miserable because she knows that the one who was responsible for all this chaos was YOU! All because you hated a simple holiday that was meant to keep peace alive. No Christmas, no peace and goodwill!
  • Copperfang: Spirit, that history lesson is awful!
  • GCF: I know, it was totally long and pointless to reference since we're not gonna explore this reality too much.
  • Copperfang: I MEANT THE HISTORY IN GENERAL, YOU AMORAL BEAST!!! All this happened because of a curse? One simple curse to punish a holiday for reminding me of something I had a problem with, caused something like THIS?!? How is that even possible?
  • GCF: You'd be amazed how one fatal mistake can affect everyone that's caught in it's radius.
  • Copperfang: So literally, in the final days of this...awful empire...nothing is considered sacred anymore?
  • GCF: Oh, you have no freaking idea, pal. Like I said, Christmas keeps peace alive and well, and if it's destroyed, so is peace. There's even no limits on robbing from the dead. In fact, right now there's some plunderers that were once decent people that you know heading to the shop of a corrupted pawn-broker. Behold! (Copperfang turns to see a damaged pawn shop, as he sees corrupted versions of Henry, Miss Warts, and a launder bat he knows, heading to a shop owned by an eye-patched vulture)
  • Copperfang: Henry?! Miss Wart?!? Miss Hog-Nose?!? What's happened to them?
  • GCF: Victims of the loss of morality. They robbed what is left of your mansion, and are about to sell it off.
  • Copperfang: MY MANSION?!? They would never do such a thing!
  • GCF: Not when they're corrupted, they wouldn't. Surely you know that this is what happened when you completed the curse if you were to have been turned into that terra-cotta.
  • Copperfang: What about the Villain Leaguers? Weren't they gonna...
  • GCF: We'll get to them later. Just watch. (GCF and Copperfang appear at the shop to get a closer look)
  • The Vulture: (German accent) Well, ze maid, ze launder, and ze butler. (Chuckles) Vhat goods from a poor stiff did you rob zhis time?
  • Miss Warts: It's what's left of a former possession I had. (Brings up bed curtains) I think these might be worth a fortune, won't it, Ol' Buzz?
  • Vulture (Ol' Buzz): His bed curtains? (Cackles) Don't tell me you plundered these while he was STILL THERE!
  • Miss Warts: Why should I care? He's responsible for the worse life ever. Not like anyone gives a crap these days.
  • Henry: I got his cane and suit. (Shows them)
  • Hog-Nose: I got his sheets. (Shows them as everyone paused)...(Henry, Warts, and Buzz laughed) WHAT?!? C'MON, I'M SURE IT'S WORTH A FORTUNE, GODDAMN IT!!
  • Buzz: Oh, whatever! Let me just give you your earned money. (Buzz paid Henry and Miss Warts a dozen dollars, he also paid Hog-Nose only one nickel)
  • Hog-Nose: Aw, f***! (Grabs Miss Warts' dollars, but they get into a brawl for a while)

(They all sing this)

"We're Despicable" (Plunderer's March) song from Mr

"We're Despicable" (Plunderer's March) song from Mr. Magoo's Christmas Carol Cartoon

  • Copperfang: (They laugh menacingly after the song as Copperfang is mortivide).... I know I should tecnecally be mad for these tresonious acts, but.... It's not their fault they act like this. You said your yourself spirit..... Everyone has gonna insane from this madness.
  • GCF: That's nothing! You should hear what happened to Paige after all this! She-
  • Copperfang: Spirit, I don't want to see those poor souls like this, and I certeinly don't wish to learn of Paige! Take me somewhere else! Surely Darwin, as much as I hate him now, has never benefited from this.
  • GCF: You couldn't be more wrong, Copperfang! He is another story. (They teleport to a local D-Mart, which the D-Mart logo looks similar to the one of K-Mart) Here is where Darwin works.
  • Copperfang: (Recognizes the top of the shop, and sees it as the same place where the sign 'Porkmart' was seen, and even the marks of it's presence was seen)...Is it me, or has this guy been making a lot more than what he's worth?
  • GCF: That's because he achieved the goal that you had failed to do: become the greatest businessman in the UUniverses. He had purchased your company when it was taken from you, and now he makes lots more money than 5 worlds combined. (They look inside to see that Darwin is doing a similar routine where Scrooge McDuck dives into golden coins, instead he's diving in a much safer dollars)
  • Darwin: HA-HAH!!! I did it! I finally did it. Copperfang's dream is MINE! I'm the best businessman in the UUniverses! So what if there is no longer rules to abide by, I still have riches to make a great living. And what's best, I'm glad that Copperfang is gone, and unable to stop me. I WILL BE THE BEST BUSINESSMAN FOREVER!!!...Well, not forever, but soon. (Cackles)...
  • Copperfang:...Geez, what a jack! I hope he's happy. If there's anything their cousins the Weaselys had shown me, he's in for an unpleasent surprise at the end of his life. But overall, If I ever get out of this, I'll go straight up to his D-Mart building, and rip his guts off and shove them in his-
  • GCF: Whoa, whoa, whoa, let's not get personel, Copperfang!
  • Copperfang:...Wait a minute...John...How's John Chihuahua doing? In fact, how are my employees doing?
  • GCF: Not good, I'm afraid. You see, since your company was bought by D-Mart, your employees got out of a job. And they're happy, too, because they think anything's better than working with you. As for John...well...take a look. (They are magically sent to John's house as he is seen on the table sobbing)...
  • Copperfang:...Well...whatever happened to Teeny Tom?
  • GCF:...Sadly, John couldn't get the money to save him from polio, and the polio became permanent, and killed him.
  • Copperfang:...Oh, no!...
  • GCF: But he's also sad for you.
  • Copperfang:...ME? After all this MESS?!?
  • GCF: Yes. You reminded him of his dead father. He hated Christmas, too, because he had a Jewish heritage that was victimized by the Spanish Inquisition. He hoped for you to change. He wished for you to have a better life. Not what you would get instead. Especially since you were also the only one in the way of Darwin from buying the toy company, which came first, before buying out his wife from the cleaning supplies company. Because of it, the inside of this house truely fits what it looks out on the outside, only worse.
  • Copperfang:...John...
  • John: (Sobs softly)...Mr. Copperfang...If only Viper could save you in time...then a lot of people wouldn't be...(Sobs)...Oh, Tom, I'm so sorry I couldn't get you that vaccination as promised....(Walks right near the window that Copperfang is looking through, and Copperfang comes face-to-face with him, seeing all the sadness in his expression, and feeling horrible about it as he left, carrying a lone crutch in his hand)...
  • Copperfang:...My God!...But where's the rest of his family?
  • GCF: They were killed off in the earlier days of the Three-Kingdom War. Nefarious Trooper Raid. They were particularly nasty.
  • Copperfang: So John is the only one left?!?
  • GCF: Oh, it gets 'better'. After the final battle, the guy kamikazes himself via car into an oil tanker. On the plus side, it makes an AMAZING light show!
  • Copperfang:...You know, you have a bit of a dark side, you tasteless being!
  • GCF: Oh, you think I'M tasteless? Wait until you see how bad your crappy 'friends' are.
  • Copperfang:...Did they go through with tricking me successfully?
  • GCF: You'll see. (They now appear at the Villain League Fortress, which was now much similar to an imperial building, and the landscape in a much evil tone)
  • Copperfang:...Whoa! This is an awful place! (He soon recognizes the place, and realizes he's in the same room he was in the present, only worse)
  • Jafar: My lord, the situation with the rebels are getting worse. We lost Nefarious AND Dark Dragon! Our control is crumbling! We must surrender and--
  • Cobra: NEVER! I'VE WORKED TOO HARD EVER SINCE THAT COPPERFANG PLAN TO MAKE SURE EVERYTHING GOES RIGHT FOR US!!! I may not have been able to end his life before that crazy mongoose did in his sleep before Christmas Eve, but that still doesn't mean we give up like wusses! But hey, at least he makes a lovely centerpiece. (Copperfang gasped as he sees a terra-cotta of himself looking as if he's covered in red lines)
  • Copperfang: I...I'm dead? And...and in the hands of that mongoose that ruined my life to begin with?
  • Chrysalis: Yeah, I have to admit, that mongoose was particularly sadistic to him. Injuring him a bit with those nasty claws before just simply breaking his jewel to finish him off and let the spirits do the rest, but at the least me and ol' Coppy got married on the spot the following year. Isn't that right, honey?
  • Copperfang: (He and the GCF are disgusted at that comment) They're MARRIED?!?
  • GCF: Yeah, they both have a...questionable relationship.
  • Jafar: My lord, I'm afraid this is the final days of the empire. It'll be stupid to fight against the inevitable. We simply must consider--(He is suddenly sucked through a black-hole as his screams were heard, and the magic was done by Xehanort)
  • Xehanort: Well, I guess an eternity in the Realm of Darkness will teach him not to turn into a coward next time...Oh, wait, there IS no next time. (Chuckles)
  • Chrysalis: Xehanort, why the hell did you do that?!?
  • Xehanort: Jafar was turning into a coward because he was hopelessly traumatized seeing the other Councilmembers and Facilier slayed in battle over the final edge of the MGM Universe....And it is very sad that even Teen Mang was lost.
  • Cobra:...Mini me?...No! What have I done?!? He was like a son to me!! All this horror, madness, and death, that we became unable to reverse thanks to that Warson bastard disabling our magic with his fancy alternate-alien science, was because I didn't take accusations kindly!? WHY DIDN'T I LET CHRISTMAS WIN THIS ROUND LIKE IT HAS SO MANY FREAKING TIMES BEFORE!? WHY DID I HAVE TO LEARN HOW TO DO THAT CURSE MYSELF AND WORSEN IT?! NOW, TEEN MANG IS GONE!! NOW WE ARE FORCED TO FIGHT THE MOST TERRIBLE FINAL BATTLE IN HISTORY!? WE'RE ALL DESTINED TO DIE?!...(Growls as he looks at the Copperfang's terra-cotta) It's all YOUR fault! (Destroys the terra-cotta violently with his magic, making Copperfang gasped) Thanks to you, not even WE had the best Christmas ever, it was just delayed! (He sulked into his throne, and cried)
  • Copperfang:...Well, I hope YOU'RE happy for doing that to me, you back-stabbing-
  • GCF: Copperfang, even villains don't deserve something as cruel as this. Law and order is hanging by a thread in this future, and it's all because you let them bring it on themselves, and to you! (The Villains, even Mirage, look regretful of their now-short-term-gained previous victory)
  • Mirage: It appears this should've been a battle we'd lost hands down.
  • Xehanort: I'll go prepare our forces to go down fighting in a blaze of glory. If we're all gonna die, then it'll be with a bang.
  • Cobra: (Chrysalis comforted Mang)...Chrysalis...I don't wanna lose you as well since we've been married for quite a while....Junjie?
  • Junjie: Your lordship?
  • Cobra: Take Chrysalis to the underground hideaway in the ruins of what was once Warfang. Keep her safe for me....I don't want her to die with us.
  • Junjie: Yes, sir! Tai Lung, Galaxhar, Makunga, Ready the ship!
  • Chrysalis: Mang, no! I won't leave you.
  • Cobra: Woman, my mind is made up! You will get to live your life to the end of your days. Ours are already near. (Shocktroopers grabbed Chrysalis by force under a wave of Mang's hand)
  • Chrysalis: NO, MANG, NO!! (She is heard crying as they took her away)
  • Copperfang:...I don't believe it!...Not even the villains are benefiting from this anymore.
  • GCF: I did say it was the final days of their empire. These are pretty much normal reactions....Do you wanna see how bad Viper has it?
  • Copperfang:...I don't know....(Sighs) Go ahead! I just hope I can take the mental scars it will leave me with. (Copperfang suddenly sees himself in the ruins of the Dragon Temple, and Viper is seen instructing many battle-hardened heroes including some of the former Shell Lodgers, and instructs them to go, as they make battle cries)
  • Sir Hiss: (He is now in a prosthetic snake body with a cybernetic eye that was made by the Beaksworths) Nicely done, Viper. You have motivated our forces to really punish those rogues. (Viper said nothing and left)...Of course, you're still sad for him? (Copperfang was then sent to what is the ruins of Viper's room, as Viper enters looking at a memorial of Copperfang's self-portrait)
  • Viper:...Uncle!...How...How dare I fail to protect you?...(Falls down crying)
  • Copperfang:...(A tear falls down his eye)...Oh, Viper! I'm so sorry- (His tail ghosts through Viper)...(Sighs) I forgot. These are still shadows. (He looks at the GCF, who looks even more ominous)...Spirit, I didn't want this to happen. I didn't know what I was thinking about all this. Please, are these shadows what is truly set in motion, written in stone...or can they have yet to be changed?
  • GCF: You know what you have to do, Copperfang! Stop helping the leage, make amends to the people you harshly mistreated, family included, and simply stop being a greedy retard. But most of all...(Takes off his hood to reveal a skull-like Nobody face, and speaks in a loud booming voice) DON'T LET THAT MONGOOSE KILL YOU! (Suddenly, reality starts to fall apart as the GCF cackles menacingly, and the figure of the mongoose assassin appears behind him with claws raised)
  • Copperfang: (Looks behind him and gasped in horror)...YIKES!!
  • ???: IT'S TIME TO DIE! (Reveals himself as a scarred, pupil-less-eyed mongoose in a green robe with a decapitated cobra symbol on him)...AND BECOME THE RICHEST SNAKE IN THE CEMETARY!! (Copperfang screams as he slithers away from the monstrous mongoose, and as the mongoose chases him, people are seen in his head randomly)
  • (Alan): YOU CAN DO IT, COPPY!!
  • (Drakey): DON'T LET HIM GET YOU!!
  • (John Porkermeat): GIVE HIM THE SLIP, AND TEACH DARWIN A LESSON!!
  • (Paige): COPPERFANG, HURRY!
  • (Henry): (Appears with Miss Warts and Hog-Nose) PLEASE MAKE HASTE!!
  • (Viper): UNCLE, PLEASE! DON'T LET HIM GET YOU!!
  • (SpongeBob): GET THE ANCHORS OUT OF YOUR PANTS RIGHT NOW, AND SET THINGS STRAIGHT!
  • (Spyro): ONLY YOU CAN PREVENT THIS, COPPERFANG! GO AND SET THINGS RIGHT!!
  • (Kairi): WE BELIEVE IN YOU!
  • (GCP): (He and the GCPr are seen in their baseless forms) HURRY, COPPERFANG!!
  • (GCPr): GO, AND PREVENT THE RUINING OF THE UUNIVERSES AS WE KNOW IT!!
  • (John): SENIOR, YOU MUST DO IT FOR ME AND MY FAMILY!!
  • (Teeny Tom): Pretty please. Mr. Copperfang? BE BRAVE!!!
  • (Grand Master Viper): BE STRONG, BROTHER! CORRECT YOUR MISTAKE! NO MATTER WHAT, WE WILL ALWAYS LOVE YOU!!
  • (GCF): YOU'D BETTER RUN, SNAKE-BOY! HE'S GAINING ON YA!...I'M BATMAN!!! (Scoffs, and turns into a giant portal mouth with Copperfang's parents appearing there)
  • (Copperfang's Father): SON, HURRY!!
  • (Copperfang's Mother): YOU'RE ALMOST THERE!!
  • Copperfang: (He looked to see the mongoose was getting closer with his claws ready to grab)
  • Mongoose: YOU'RE DEAD WHEN I REACH YOU, SNAKE!! (His clawed hand was about to grab him)
  • Copperfang: NOOOOOO!!! I'LL CHANGE!! I'LL CHAAAANNNNGGGGEEE!!! (Touches the portal, and gets sucked in at the exact moment the mongoose was gonna grab him)
  • Mongoose: NOOOOOOOOOOOOO (Echoes as he disappears)

Copperfang's Room

  • Copperfang: (He screams awake, and finds himself back in his room)...I'm back in the Manor!...(Looks outside, and sees that New York isn't barren)...MY GOD, IT'S CHRISTMAS EVE?!?...(Sighs in relief) Thank God, that spirit nearly gave me a heart attack! Wait a minute...where's the assassin?

Meanwhile...

  • Mongoose: (He was seen fighting against Fu-Xi) HOW DARE YOU INTERRUPT MY ATTEMPT, FU-XI! DIDN'T YOU ALREADY LEARN YOUR LESSON WHEN I WASTED YOUR FAMILY?!?
  • Fu-Xi: I'm a slow learner WITH A VENGEANCE! (They continued fighting)

Copeprfang Manor

  • Copperfang:.. He must've been stopped! They've given me another chance!...(Takes deep breath, and looks determined) Alright, Copperfang, grab your moneybags and credit cards, you've got so much to do...Okay, scratch the credit cards, but anyway, I'm off! (Gets dressed, and goes out the door, and approaches Hog-Nose)...
  • Hog-Nose: Oh, hey, Copperfang, I-- (Copperfang gives her a moneybag)...What the?
  • Copperfang: Merry Christmas, Hog-Nose! Consider this your early payment for helping with my laundry.
  • Hog-Nose:...Wow, Coppy, you're in a chipper mood this morning.
  • Copperfang: No time for that, I've gotta do a few things right quick. Tell the others I'll be back soon! (Goes out the door)...
  • Hog-Nose:...Oooookay...what'd I miss?

Outside

  • Copperfang: (Henry was seen washing the limo as Copperfang arrived) Henry!
  • Henry: RAWWWKK!! (Tumbled to the ground) OOF!...Oh, sir, you startled me!
  • Copperfang: Henry, washing the limo will have to wait. There's a few visits you need to take me to. I had a life-changing epiphany!
  • Henry: (Realizes he was changed)...Well, why didn't you just say so? Of course! Does it have anything to do with your curse dying out?
  • Copperfang: More than that! MUCH more! Oh, and uh...(Gives him two bags of money) Here's some bundles of cash for you and Miss Warts when you're done. I've already covered Hog-Nose. Now let's go!
  • Henry: Where should we go first?
  • Copperfang: (The mongoose suddenly appeared) WAAHHH!!
  • Mongoose: YOU'RE NOT GOING ANYWHERE, JIN!!
  • Copperfang: I'll tell you on the way, LET'S GO!!
  • Henry: Whoa, okay, sir, do you know him?!?
  • Copperfang: JUST GET IN THE DAMN LIMO AND DRIVE!! (The mongoose readied his claws but before he can strike, Fu-Xi pounced on him)
  • Fu-Xi: YOU WILL NOT HURT ANOTHER SNAKE, ANTI-SANKE CLAN LEADER!!
  • Copperfang: (Recognizing the cobra)...Fu-Xi?
  • Henry: Excuse me, sir?
  • Copperfang: Nothing, JUST FLOOR IT!!
  • Henry: Sorry! (They both hop into the van, and they speed off)
  • Mongoose: NOOO!!! GOD F*** IT, FU-XI!! YOU'LL PAY FOR INTERFERING WITH MONGOOSE AFFAIRS AGAIN!! (He disappears in a cloud of smoke)
  • Fu-Xi: I'LL BE READY NEXT TIME, YOU BEAST!!

New York Streets

  • Nigel: (He and Stanley are seen doing their jobs in charity as the limo drives right past them, and it immediately stops, and goes back to them) What the--?!? (Copperfang comes out)
  • Stanley: AAHHH!!! (Stumbles into the snow head-first by accident)...I'm okay!
  • Nigel: Good heavens!
  • Stanley: Is that Copperfang's limo? (Gets nervous) He doesn't want to be mean to us again, does he?
  • Copperfang: (Appears to the both of them) Oh, don't worry, gentlemen! I've been thinking about your concern for the budget of Prison 42 and all relief efforts your associated with, and I decided that bygones be bygones! Here! (Gives them a bag of money)
  • Nigel: 20 dollars, oh no!
  • Copperfang: Oh, is that not enough? Well okay, 50 dollars! (Puts another bag inside Stanley's pants)
  • Stanley: Well, Copperfang, that's--
  • Copperfang: Still not enough? THEN HAVE SOME MORE (Throws 5 whole moneybags on them, covering them in a pile of dollars) 10,000 dollars, and not a penny more!
  • Nigel: 10,000-I-BU-JU-WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA?!? By Jove! It's like you've had a major experience.
  • Copperfang: Don't ask! By the way, MERRY CHRISTMAS! Enjoy making sure that peace is kept, and those scumbag villains don't break out once more. (Jumped into the limo) Step on it! (The limo drove off)
  • Nigel: WELL, THANK YOU, MR. COPPERFANG! AND A MERRY CHRISTMAS TO YOU!!
  • Stanley: That's the weirdest act of meanness yet. Has Copperfang lost his mind?
  • Nigel: It's not an act of insanity, Stanford! It's a Christmas Carol-based miracle.
  • Stanley: Yeah, a miracle that made him insane. Copperfang isn't normally nice.
  • Nigel: Trust me, Stan. A spontaneous change in demeanor isn't considered being insane. It's all a part of mysterious forces that even science will never understand.
  • Stanley: "Okay, I'll take your word for it. Now let's hurry and take the money to the office before Copperfang snaps out of it!
  • Nigel: We can take all the time we need. I think Mr. Copperfang as finally seen the light.

Copperfang Toy Building

  • James: (The employees arrived at the building depressed, even the security guards) It almost doesn't feel right. Especially the news reports about him being a warlock that somehow cursed the Lodge into being jerks. Imagine what that could've done to our lives if the Lodgers didn't stop it in time.
  • John: James, the Lodgers insist Mr. Copperfang will be a much different snake after this.
  • James: Oh, PFFT, what? Like he's gonna suddenly come here, and tell us he has an important announcement--(The Limo arrives, and Copperfang slithers cartoonishly quickly to them)
  • Copperfang: ALL OF YOU, I HAVE AN ANNOUNCEMENT!!
  • James:...That still doesn't mean anything.
  • Copperfang: (Cleared his throat) People...I have this to say.....WHAT THE F*** ARE YOU DOING HERE?!? Especially on Christmas Eve?!? (Everyone starts to become confused)
  • James:...Uh...because you told us to?
  • Copperfang: Yeah? Well guess what, you can forget about that crap, and acknowledge me saying that...YOU CAN HAVE THE HOLIDAYS OFF!! (Everyone gets even more confused)
  • James: (Mouthed 'What the f***?')
  • Copperfang:...Did you guys here me, you've got the holidays off! That curse you've been hearing about kicked the bucket, and now you're looking at the new Copperfang.
  • James:...But you're still the same.
  • Copperfang: (Scoffs) I didn't mean it that way, you knuckle-head! I'm backing off the deal with Darwin today. I have been told recently of where he came from, and how he betrayed my good friend Porkermeat! In fact, he hired an assassin on me to dispose of me so he can have this company for him, and maybe fire you all in the process in the likely chance he'll replace you all with machines. (The employees gasped)
  • James: Damn! I didn't know Darwin had it in him. He seemed like a guy I would drink with.
  • John:...I realized now! He's the same Darwin that's been harassing my wife over her father's company for cleaning supplies.
  • Copperfang: So, for Christmas' sake, I'm backing off of the deal, and you get today and tomorrow off again, and don't have to work extra for boxing day for less pay. Oh, and another thing! (Magically makes bags of money appeared) DUE CHRISTMASES BONUSES FOR EVERYONE!! (Magically makes the moneybag erupt like a volcano, and while everyone paused at first, they then cheered as they ran around collecting money)
  • James: WHOOOOO! SORRY I DOUBTED YA, JOHNNY BOY! YAAA-HOOOOO!!!
  • John:...I dios mio.....He changed! (Copperfang came up to him)
  • Copperfang: John? I'll meet you personally at your house in a minute. Right now...I've got some unfinished business to take care of. (Chuckles as he slithers out the door)
  • John:...Okay, I'll just get the money I need. (Joins the others in collecting money)

D-Mart Corporate Base

  • Darwin: (Chuckles as he was counting his piles of money) Just enough money to eventually buy out the cleaning supplies place from that yippy Chihuahua b****! After someone personally deals with Ol' Coppy.
  • Hammy Hammerhead: (Right beside him) And you have me to help you win this case, boss! I love being a company lawyer again! I never lose a case.
  • Darwin:....What about the one with your last boss?
  • Hammy: A fluke.
  • Darwin: The one with Kevin?
  • Darwin: Had to face legal issues.
  • Darwin: Those rednecks?
  • Darwin: It didn't end that badly for them.
  • Darwin: Uh, not from what I heard from the news.

Flashback

  • Judge: (Smashes his mallet down) GUILTY! GUILTY, GUILTY, GUILTY!! (A rip is heard, and everything is occurring with the camera on the surprised judge)
  • ???: YAAAARRRGGHHH!! MY LIVER!!! (A slump is heard)
  • Hammy Hammerhead: Aw, f***, guys, did you have to do it in public? (A monstrous shriek is heard) YIPES!! I'M OUT OF HERE!! (A smash is heard)
  • Judge:...Okay, that was disturbing.

Present

  • Hammy Hammerhead: Well, to put it short and sweet, one of them bet their liver on the case, but we sowed it back in, so it's not all that bad, right? But anyway, I assure you that this court case will win.
  • Darwin: It'd better. But at least I know that by now, Copperfang will be destroyed in due time. (Sips coffee until he sees Copperfang's limo appearing, and when Copperfang appears angrily, he spits out his coffee in surprise)--WHAAAAT?!?
  • Henry: COPPERFANG, GO EASY ON THE GUY!!
  • Copperfang: I'm sure I will! Now if you'll excuse me, I've got a present for him! (Takes out his staff, and goes off, and goes inside as everyone is shocked to see him, and he comes up to the lobbyist) Tell Mr. Darwin his business dealer is here!
  • Lobbyist: Yes, sir! (He goes up the elevator, and everyone is shocked to see him again)
  • Darwin: (On transmission) NO, NO!!! TELL HIM I'M NOT HERE!!! TELL HIM ANYTHING, JUST DON'T LET HIM IN--
  • Copperfang: (Bursts in) DARWIN, YOU F***** ***** ******** ***!!
  • Darwin: (Screams like a girl and hides inside a money pile)
  • Copperfang: I'll get right to the point!
  • Darwin: What happened?!? Did one of my employers get the wrong idea about trying to--
  • Copperfang: THE DEAL IS UP!!
  • Darwin: UP?!? On what grounds?!? Our companies have never been more profitable!
  • Copperfang: Profit schmofit! (Smacks Darwin to the window as his mushed face slides down to the floor) You tried to get rid of me by sending that accursed mongoose to assassinate me! YOU EVEN BETRAYED MY OLD FRIEND, PORKERMEAT!! THAT'S WHY I'M DONE DOING BUSINESS WITH YOU!!
  • Darwin: NO, PLEASE, LISTEN TO ME! YOU CAN'T DO THIS TO ME, THIS DEAL IS GOING THROUGH THE ROOF!! You don't know what I've DONE to get this position! The lies I've told, the LIVES I'VE RUINED!!...This isn't helping me.
  • Copperfang: If my partners had warned me about you before hand, I wouldn't have trusted you. So starting after Christmas, not only will I cut off deals with you, but you will be put in court for attempting to murder me! ESPECIALLY SINCE I KNOW YOU'RE PART MONGOOSE!!
  • Darwin: WHAT?!? I-NU-GYA-I-JA-NOO-IK-JAWA-MA-WHAT?!? HOW COULD YOU POSSIBLY KNOW THAT?!? You can't prove it! (Copperfang bites him in the butt) AOOW!!! WHAT DID YOU DO THAT FOR?!?...HELLO?!?...
  • Copperfang: (Waits for a full 10 seconds) You're part mongoose! You're immune to my venom, mongooses are immune to venom, that says it all. You sure fooled me well considering how both your parents are part of the mustelid family!
  • Darwin: Copperfang, may I remind you that you signed a contract?
  • Copperfang: Oh, yeah? Well, here's what I say to that! (Takes out the contract, magically turns it into some broccoli, and stuffs it in Darwin's mouth)
  • Darwin: MMMPPPHHH!! YU IDIUT!! IYM AWWERGIC TO BWOCOLLWI!!! (Swells up, and spits out the broccoli)
  • Copperfang: Good thing I knew that since before you even betrayed Porkermeat! I'll see you in court this 26th, you big hybrid jack! (Leaves)
  • Darwin:...
  • Hammy Hammerhead:...Ya want me to defend you on that?
  • Darwin: (Muffled)...Weww...ut weest it wun't be wurs! (Police sirens are heard)
  • Copperfang: (From down the hall) Oh, I hope you don't mind, but I let the police in on your little scam. And John Porkermeat as well. He would like to deal with you personally in court as well.
  • Hammy: Ya know, seriously, saying it can't get worse, just makes it worse. It's a known karma trigger.
  • Darwin: Hummy, yud bettur win this, or yor fuyred!
  • Hammy: Are you trying to say 'I'd better win this or I'm fired?'?
  • Darwin: YUSS!!
  • Hammy: You're gonna fire me as a lawyer altogether? That makes NO sense at all! (Darwin sighs)

Dragon Temple

  • Spyro: Guys, I am glad we defeated that curse and stopped Christmas from being ruined.
  • Icky: Oh yeah, we did good.
  • Lord Shen: Well, another maniacal villain defeated. I hope we never have to see Copperfang agai--
  • Wolf: SIR! Copperfang's Limo has parked on the Temple Grounds!
  • Lord Shen: WHAT?!?
  • Spongebob: Don't worry, he's probably changed after the arrival of the three ghosts, remember?
  • Lord Shen: Still, it wouldn't hurt to be prepared for any tricks he-- (Lord Shen sees that Copperfang and Henry have already arrived in the Temple. The Lodgers are mostly either surprised or upset to see Copperfang again)
  • Icky: Oh, look who's here after he almost wrecked Christmas, and somehow peace for the UUniverses!
  • Copperfang:...(Takes deep breath) Well, I don't blame you for being mad of what I did recently. My actions are unacceptable, and inappropriate. I won't expect your sympathies for being the fool that I was. I made foul decisions that I had corrected out of true remorse that I will understand if it doesn't convince you. I gave the donation men the money they need to help their causes, and Prison 42 most of all out of it's financial trouble. I gave the employees holidays off, and changed the deals. I got out of Darwin's deal, and I gave him a piece of my mind for what he tried to do. I plan to help John will all of his problems in due time. But before I do, I want to say sorry to all of you for almost ruining your reputations, your Christmases, and maybe even what sense of respect you may or may not have. I already know the answer to the question I am about to ask, but...is the invitation to the Crossover Party still open? Viper and her boyfriend asked me to join, but I bluntly refused. I was a bit of a jerk to them. I won't expect a yes, but at least an acknowledgement that...I'm not that same fool who treated all life like dirt. That Copperfang is no more. Now, I'm a repenting old fool who understand if no one here in this room forgives me for what I did...I couldn't say sorry anymore than I could, and I perfectly acknowledge...(Viper approaches him)...it won't change the past. But please know that I know right now that I was wrong.
  • Icky: You'll need more than THAT to convince us! (Viper smacks him) AAAAA-HA-HAH!!!
  • Copperfang: It's okay. I plan to retire from business, give the toy company to John and James, and use what money I didn't already give away and plan to use for my future lawsuit on Darwin to buy back that cottage so Paige and I can have the future we've always wanted. I even plan to apologize to my family and thank them for accepting what kind of path I wanted to walk, and wish to be accepted even when I am still cautious of Kung Fu. And let's be honest, I'm too old to learn it again anyway. I have bad snake arthritis like you wouldn't believe. I just wish...I just wish my brother and my parents were here to hear that. (Silence)...I see. You're unsure on how to react now. Please know and remember that...I am very sorry for my mistakes. (Before Copperfang could even turn, Viper gave him a giant embracing hug as Crane's jaw dropped)
  • Applebloom/Sweetie Belle: Awwww!
  • Scottaloo:...I'll admit...I'm touched by this.
  • Henry:...A bond repaired.
  • Viper: Uncle, of course we forgive you. And as for the crossover celebration, it's still open. We even got you your favorite dish for the Christmas feast, egg custard tarts.
  • Copperfang: REALLY?!? Uh...I mean, that's wonderful.
  • Celestia: And about your family not being here...well, I wouldn't say that yet.
  • Copperfang: What? They're here?!?
  • Celestia: Not yet. But they've got a long journey to the Dragon Realms first. I sent them a message of what you said to us all. Don't ask, I'm a god.
  • Copperfang:...Well, great! Merry Christmas, everybody. (He and Viper hug again as everyone cheers, and Gonzo and Rizzo are seen looking out from the window again)
  • Gonzo: And so, Copperfang has finally seen the Christmas spirit, and everything has gone back to normal.
  • Rizzo: Uh...what about North Wind and his plans for Christmas?
  • Gonzo: Oh, yes. (They cartoonishly peel the screen like a page, and it goes to the Wind Palace

Wind Palace

  • North Wind: (Cheering as he spins around the room as pure wind, as his followers bring in Patchy and friends) I DID IT! I FINALLY DID IT!! Victory is going to be mine soon. Now that the lousy curse has been stopped, my plan is coming into fruition. It's officially Christmas Eve, and it's finally time to put my plan into action.
  • Patchy: Curse? What curse? (A sylph beats him in the back) OW!
  • Sylph: DON'T SPEAK UNLESS SPOKEN TO, CROSS-DRESSER!!
  • North Wind: You all are now my prisoners. There's no escape for you up here. I've magically casted a spell on you to allow you to stand on this cloud without falling through, and since we're 3,000ft in the air, THERE'S NO ESCAPE!!! ('Escape' echoes until one of them goes 'fairy')...Huh, my echo must be broken.
  • Dan: You must be insane trying to go through all this trouble just to conquer a simple holiday.
  • North Wind: Conquer? I prefer 'liberate'.
  • Potty:...Beg your pardon?
  • North Wind: (Scoffs) Not surprising you fools know nothing of the Christmas monopoly.
  • Dan:...Monopoly? In Christmas?
  • Patchy: You mean like...a Christmas version of the game 'Monopoly'?
  • North Wind: (Stared annoyed) No, not the game! Christmas, for all it's wonders, is tainted by a monopoly! The Naughty and Nice System.
  • Patchy:...Is THAT it? How is THAT a monopoly?
  • North Wind: Well, obviously not in a traditional sense, but it's a monopoly in terms of favoring people. People who act more morally-acceptable get favored. Those who don't get squat! If it's a misguided attempt to discourage them to remain bad, it clearly is failing. Especially in the children!
  • Patchy: (The three began to wonder)...You mean...the Naughty and Nice System is...imperfect?
  • North Wind: That's just a nice way to say it. IT'S UNBELIEVABLY BAD-S*** FLAWED!! Nothing makes people worse every year than by not giving them anything. People, especially children, will only get worse if they feel that even 'Jolly Ol' Saint Nick' continues to give them either nothing or those stereotypical black rocks. Enough of them to power old fashion trains for years. The Monopoly has made Christmas a hypocritical irony of it's own promises of goodwill toward men. CHRISTMAS AS YOU KNOW IT IS A DAMN BIG HYPOCRITE!!
  • Dan: So you're pulling a conspiracy against Christmas because of flawed system?
  • North Wind: Oh, and to change a few strict rules here and there, but the monopoly is Priority #1! Because of it, some of my associates suffered from it. Freezar used to control all things cold until my idiotic relative, Snow Miser, usurped him. Diabetus had a terrible childhood because of a being an ugly contagious hybrid of a goblin and elf. Hellfire was recently punished for trying to deal with a mere case of a weakness in the forces of Heat Miser, though one can argue his choice of trying to murder them does make it look kinda justifiable, but that's beside the point!
  • Hellfire: Hey!
  • North Wind: And, poor, poor Mime-Me! (Mime-Me was seen sitting in the corner, saddened by what became of Ginger) Mime-Me is proof that the system is not only 'imperfect', but dangerous to mortal kind.
  • Dan: Uh, yeah, Freezar referenced the thing about how he was a faulty prototype of a rejected worker drone for Christmas production and...uh....preventing a kid from making a horrible mistake.
  • North Wind: Oh, you don't know the HALF of it!...

Flashback.

  • (North Wind): During Mime-Me's days with Santa, for an unclear reason, Mime-Me was entrusted with the very heart of the monopoly: the Naughty-Nice Array, or NNA for short, which used a giant satellite to hack into the satellites of the Dragon Realms and determine who's become naughty or nice, and thus place their names on the elves' puny imPads!
  • (Dan): imPads? Don't you mean 'iPads'?
  • (North Wind): They're iPad-like devices that are meant to keep track of the Naughty and Nice Lists.
  • (Patchy): Holy shrimp! You mean to tell me that the Santa here is technologically-advanced?
  • (North Wind): Courtesy of the elves, which were true technophiles! In other words, they're the ones who provided the technology. Damn good inventors. They made the toy-production machines, they studied architectures all over the UUniverses and blended it to create the grand architecture of the Workshop, and made the naughty-nice grid that provides the naughty-nice shield, and especially the imPads and the NNA! It's complicated, really. Anyway, for a while prior, Mime-Me has always had concerns for a troubled young boy who had tragically lost his parents to a terrible car accident. Mime-Me was hurt that, because the child was troubled and prone to be a bit delinquent, the poor child was placed on the Naughty List. Mime-Me didn't think it was fair for a kid like him to be troubled for the death of his parents, and that he didn't know any better. (Mime-Me is seen looking conflicted about the kid's place on the Naughty List) Many rules against altering the list for a naughty child's benefit has a GREAT penalty, even to automatons. Mime-Me had many a great conflict to give in to the monopoly. But he ultimately didn't. (Mime-Me took the kid's name off of the naughty list and placed it on the nice list) Santa did not see the list before it was changed, so he was never able to counter-change it. As a result, the boy got what he wanted for Christmas: his parents. The Magic of Christmas was able to resurrect them and make the boy happy. It was considered a mortal sensation, those science worshippers were baffled, and began questioning everything they knew about mortal life. But most of all...Mime-Me prevented the child from making the worse mistake of his life. He watched as the child found a gun that belonged to his father on the 24th of that Christmas, and was intending to use it for his own problems. Had the list remained unaltered, he would've sought violent vengence against a few strict teachers and bullies...though mortal violence. (A flash of a gun being fired was seen)
  • (Potty): Your friend...prevented a school shooting? What is he doing with you? He's a hero!
  • (North Wind): That is a good question, why is he with a couple of misfited rogues like us? I'll tell ya why...THE MONOPOLY DID IT!! Upon the discovery that Mime-Me committed a Christmas crime, he was arrested by order of the Higher Elves for it regardless of him only doing it to preserve the child's morality and the lives of many. Santa, was surprisingly forgiving, and did in fact try to help him. (Mime-Me is in a courtroom with 4 head elves)
  • Higher Elf #1: This court martial is now in session!
  • Higher Elf #2: It is our ruling that we find Mime-Me guilty of placing the naughty 10-year-old Avery Shannon's name on the naughty list without authorization.
  • Mime-Me: I SWEAR, IT WAS FOR A GOOD REASON!!
  • Higher Elf #1: YOU ARE NOT AUTHORIZED TO SPEAK IN THIS CASE, TRAITOR!
  • Higher Elf #3: You know the penalty for things such as this!
  • Santa: Higher Elves, I know the Chrismas drone broke the rules, but he did it to protect that child and the people of his school. I had seen Avery finding his father's MK-47 pistol, and Mime-Me had no other choice. He prevented the poor kid from turning into a young criminal for committing what could've been a violent school massacre. If he hadn't done that, he would've been in serious trouble. Mime-Me had the right to protect the child from what could've been an awful mistake that could've ruined him.
  • Alfred: He's right! You guys surely can't ignore that. The rule was bended for a greater good here.
  • Higher Elf #1: Your protests are overruled! May I remind you that scientists around the world are questioning the resurrection of that child's parents?!? DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW SERIOUS THAT IS?!? He just risked the exposure of our world by doing this. You know we can't allow that.
  • Higher Elf #4: It doesn't matter why he did it, he still broke the rules. And so he must be punished for it.
  • Alfred: Are you saying it would've been better for Avery to SHOOT THE PEOPLE IN THAT SCHOOL?!?
  • Higher Elf #1: You DARE defy me?!?
  • Santa: High Elves, just answer the question! Did you want those people shot or not? Are the rules really worth having people killed? This is against everything we stand for!
  • Higher Elf #1:...(Sighs) No! But rules are rules. This crime, while being done for a justifiable reason, cannot go unpunished. He still risked people raising too many questions about how those parents came back to life. It could lead people directly to this Workshop, and we all know what governments do with something new, whether it belongs to them or not.
  • Higher Elf #3: I'm afraid the penalty must still be carried out. As punishment, he will be dismantled.
  • Dougie: OH, COME ON, HAVE A HEART!!
  • Higher Elf #3: DID I AUTHORIZE YOU TO TALK, FATBOY?!? (Higher Elf #4 slaps him in the back) OW!
  • Higher Elf #1: Calm yourself! We must retain a moral center to these things, you know that. Instead, he will be banished to the Oasis for life.
  • Mime-Me: Wait, but doesn't Mother Nature have a rule about machines being in the Oasis? Aren't I considered contraband there?
  • Higher Elf #1: Traditionally, true. Mother Nature is a known technophobe. Understandingly for the mortals' childish misuse and reckless damage for her work. But in your case, an exception will be made. Please know we're not ignorent about the ironic good thing that happened from this crime.
  • Higher Elf #2: But NOT from almost exposing us neither. We're lucky the people assumed they were in comas with dead-like states. It'll eventually be only recognized as 'an unusal death-avoiding story' and people don't tend to ask too much questions from them. (Santa sighed, knowing that while he was able to convince them to go easy on Mime-Me, he wasn't able to convince them to spare them as Mime-Me was depressed while being dragged away by some soldier elves)
  • (North Wind): So he was tossed in the Oasis under my stepmother's technophobic grip. He was punished for helping Avery from becoming just another scum of society's underbelly. All because of the MONOPOLY!

Present

  • North Wind: And while I do appreciate Santa for trying to stand up to that accursed monopoly, the High Elves were too powerful. That's why I'm going through all this trouble. Santa is too weak against the monopoly. People who work against it must be punished dearly for it! And YOU, Pirate, you ACKNOWLEDGED IT!
  • Patchy:...Me?
  • North Wind: What do you think? You dragged this poor soul (Point his staff at Dan) into this situation! You wanted to ask Santa to meet with the leader of those overrated Lodgers, so you decided to 'give him the day off' by kidnapping him and jacking his horseless chariot, wrecking it, almost getting him mauled by a native beast, got him stuck in your mess with the Misers, nearly got him raped by an escaped Tricorn-Katras convict, almost dragged him into a feud, got captured by those Gobelves, making an idiot of yourself, AND finally pushing the Karma button, thereby throwing moral caution into the wind. Does THAT sound nice to anyone here?
  • Hellfire: Well, I wouldn't call it 'naughty' either. I think he's more of an overexcited ass of a fanboy than anything.
  • North Wind: True, But I don't know if Santa will understand that.
  • Patchy: Of course he will! He's a forgiving guy.
  • North Wind: (Fake laughs) That is true! But let's be honest here, pirate! Would Santa, under the freaking monopoly, UNDERSTAND?!? (Patchy said nothing) Exactly! You would end up with nothing. In fact I remember when you attempted a similar attempt with a mail truck. How lucky were you that the Santa of your world eventually decided to not let that polar bear eat you after it started to get boring to him. Christmas, is sick with the monopoly's disease, and I am the cure! If you aide me with the capture of the weak Santa and his fool-hearted servants and help me destroy this monopoly...I can make that 'meet SpongeBob' wish come true. You can finally meet your hero under a more fair and equal Christmas! A Christmas with no more limitations! What do you say, Pirate?
  • Patchy: Well, it's a fairly-convincing argument, but I...
  • Potty: DON'T DO IT, PATCHY! HE'S TRYING TO GET TO YOU!
  • North Wind: Shut it, Parrot-chio before I cut you off those strings of yours!
  • Patchy:...Your logic may be reasonable, but...IT'S STILL WACKO!!
  • North Wind: WHAT?!?
  • Patchy: I've already done enough on this here trip! I do this, I might hurt Dan even more. So I say BLOW IT OUT YER' EAR, BREEZE-BUTT!!
  • North Wind: WHY YOU LITTLE--?!?...(Takes deep breath)...So be it. If you don't wanna join, then I guess you're of no use to me. But fortunately, without Ginger, you're of no threat either. Throw them back into the cold of the North Pole, and let them freeze to death. We have a workshop to conquer. (The sylphs grabbed the three as they left)

North Pole

  • Dan: (The three were tossed into the snow head-first by the sylphs on a wind chariot, and they flew off)...Wow!...You chose to give up the opportunity to finally meet your hero for Christmas? I-I actually thought you were gonna take the opportunity because...you obviously love this SpongeBob guy so fiercely that you were willing to kidnap me into this wild adventure.
  • Patchy: Well, that lava-lizard was pretty much right. I ain't naughty...intentionally...just over-excited. Getting involved with a well-intentioned, but still delusional madman still doesn't improve me chances for meeting SpongeBob. Why worsen it more than it might already be?
  • Potty: In one wing, I'm proud of you, Patchy....But in the other, you also got us lost in the middle of the frozen Arctic.
  • Patchy: Hey, nobody said saying no to a psychotic villain didn't have downsides. But saying yes to them doesn't work out very well in your favor either. I learned that from SpongeBob's new role with the Lodgers.
  • Dan: Well, you realize now that we can't let that guy go through with this. He clearly wants to hurt Christmas because of his imaginary 'monopoly' craziness. The Lodgers might not be able to detect this wacko in time before it's too late.
  • Patchy: I know, especially because the script says that they were busy with Viper's Chinese warlock uncle who casted a curse on people.
  • Potty: Oh, way to break the fourth wall, pal!
  • Dan:...You know, I'm not even gonna be mildly bothered by that random stuff anymore. You, me, and the puppet bird are Christmas' only hope for the moment! I can't believe I'm saying this, but...we'll need some help. We might have to go back to those crazy feuding Miser Brothers. They're the closest ones who are actually a remote threat to Northy.
  • Patchy: What about Ginger?
  • Dan:...I'm worried that, in her state, she wouldn't even be a threat to a snowman. We're just gonna have to hope she's okay. Now, finding the Misers shouldn't be too hard. We just need to look for the out-of-place volcano and the ice mountain.
  • Potty: You mean like the one that's literally a good hike away from us? (He points out the Miser Bros' Fortresses a mile away)
  • Dan:...Huh? You'd think Northy would be smart enough to leave us somewhere else aside from here. I'm amazed that this could be a place that explorers would come across, yet they haven't discovered this place yet.
  • Patchy: Now ain't the time to be lampshades, Danny, me boy! We have to save Christmas! Or at the very least, slow North Wind down enough for the Lodgers to notice him on time.
  • Dan: For once, I agree!
  • Potty: Feeling's mutual. (The three headed for the Miser Territories)

Miser Territories

  • Heat Miser: (Both sides are exhausted) ALL OF OUR AMMUNITION'S DEPLETED!!
  • Snow Miser: Wow, have we gone cold turkey!
  • Heat Miser: I call a truce!
  • Snow Miser: Me, too!
  • Heat Miser: Aw, man! Ever since Flamuman's staff went missing, my boys started to get tired. We were forced to fight hard enough that eventually, my brother got exhausted, too! But since Snowdrift still has his staff, they'll resupply right away. We're at a serious time of weakness.
  • Flambé: (Sighs in depression)...Hellfire was right. My family and I ARE weaklings. I let the forces of heat down. I let Green Christmases down. I let my family's honor and legacy down...
  • Vulcan: Father, I'm surprised at you! A good salamander doesn't talk like that! We've been through worse scrapes and you know it. We'll continue our fight even if it is kinda pointless since Heat Miser doesn't really hate his brother. (Venus squeaks in agreement)
  • Heat Miser: You have to admire your kids' bravery, Flambé. That ain't weakness. That proves that your family is still as strong as a roaring fire. We've been through the toughest colds my brother threw at us, and we can do it again.
  • Flambé:...Yeah, you're right! I was being ridiculous. I'm better than that! For Green Christmases, we shall fight to the last salamander! (The Salamanders roar in cheer, and Snow Miser was watching, surprisingly not in a resentful way)
  • Snow Miser:...My brother sure has a way with them.
  • Snowdrift: (Appeared looking as if he knew something about this for a long time, and he approached Snow Miser) I'll be honest with you, sir, I had already known about what your true feelings with your brother were.
  • Snow Miser: WHA?!? YOU DO?!?...Does everyone--
  • Snowdrift: From the first time you were seen looking concerned when your brother was brutalized by a giant snowball. It was...hard to ignore.
  • Snow Miser:...So that's it, then? You know this 'hating each other' thing is mostly for show? Outside of pride, and elemental conflict, I...I don't hate my brother. He's my opposite, but I don't see myself TRULY hating him. If it wasn't for the temperatures depending on us to be hateful--
  • Snowdrift: Actually...they don't.
  • Snow Miser:...What?
  • Snowdrift: Yes. All that stuff about us NOT fighting and causing climate danger is to discourage Santa and his elves from interfering with personal conflicts. The added uncertainty was to sweeten the deal.
  • Snow Miser:...But we do control the temperatures, right?
  • Snowdrift: You and your brother, yes. But they don't suddenly go out of whack because of the ceasing of your battles. They were things our previous war generals made up to avoid being banished to the Oasis so they can fight uninterrupted. I promise you it was WAY before even the times of me and my brother.
  • Snow Miser:...So...it really IS pointless?
  • Snowdrift: Outside of dealing with personal conflicts concerning both of our people's racial problems, yes. The lies were made up to keep us punished for having a Christmas-themed war. Because...well...you know, war is not what Christmas is about.
  • Snow Miser:...Oh, now I feel stupid! But I said nothing but rotten stuff to him. He's never gonna forgive me now.
  • Snowdrift: Sadly, you might be right. It would take another Christmas trouble to make such an opportunity available, and--
  • ???: HELP!! (South Wind appeared with Ginger on his wind chariot at the Miser Mountains, and flies in-between the crevice) Misers! My brother has gone to the deep end again.
  • Heat/Snow Miser: SOUTH WIND?!?
  • South Wind: I know what you're thinking, but before you fire ANYTHING at me, please--
  • Snow Miser: Oh, relax, little breeze! We wouldn't bring any harm to a stepbrother. We're both exhausted with ammo, anyway.
  • Heat Miser: We're in no position to try to harm even each other.
  • South Wind:...I see. But that's besides the point. We came to return this to you! (Brings out Flamuman's staff)
  • Flamuman: MY STAFF! (Grabs it)
  • South Wind: Apparently, my brother hired General Zonda to steal it so he could use it to free Hellfire from his punishment. (Everyone was shocked)
  • Snow Miser: Aw, crap! North Wind is stirring up a storm AGAIN?!?
  • South Wind: It gets worse. He's also included King Diabetus' kingdom and the dreaded Freezar into his forces.
  • Flambé: Oh, hell no! Not that monster!!
  • Vulcan: Oh, magnificent! That blowhard decides it's a brilliant idea to rampage on Christmas again because of his delusional monopoly belief. Now he has to drag, of all things, DIABETUS AND FREEZAR INTO THIS?!?
  • South Wind: Not to mention he had Freezar attack and freeze the Oasis, and he has your stepmother held hostage to keep her from warning you guys. Now the Oasis is a frozen tundra that even Snow Miser won't appreciate.
  • Snow Miser: HE FROZE STEPMOTHER?!?...You know, I would normally be offended by that last comment about ice actually not being comfortable to me, but in this case, it is FREEZAR we're talking about. His snow is pure hate and vengeance. It can really give a fella the cold shoulder! (Shudders in fear)
  • South Wind: So I came to ask for help. This reindeer was part of an attempt to stop him, but even she couldn't stop an unholy alliance. She needs to recover from a horrible mental attack about a mistake from the past. And it requires both Flamuman AND Snowdrift. I know it's fruitless to ask, but--
  • Flamuman: You're in luck, South Wind. We're in a midst of a truce. I think we're in a position where we can momentarily tolerate each other. Bring the deer down to the border lines, and we'll see what we can do.
  • South Wind: (Snow Miser uses his ice powers to grow an ice platform from the crevice for South Wind to rest Ginger on, albeit South Wind being unsure if he can still avoid another feud crossfire)
  • Snowdrift: (He and Flamuman make ice and rock bridges for them to reach Ginger, and Snowdrift casts a spell on Ginger's ice platform to prevent it from melting from the heat bridge)...Let's see what kind of mental attack Freezar casted on her. (Touches her head, and feels darkness) Ohh!...It's worse than I thought. She suffered a Level 30 Mental Attack. Powerful, but reversible.
  • Flamuman: Though it will take some time. Ginger will have to face this fear in her own mind in order for her to be free from Freezar's magic. These mental defense procedures usually take more than 3 minutes. It may be a long time, but it's all we've got. (Ginger shivers in fear with teary eyes) Easy, Ginger! We'll get you out of this. Are you ready for this, brother?
  • Snowdrift: Ready when you are. (They do a magic chanting that transports them into Ginger's head through the ears)

Ginger's Subconscious

  • Ginger: (Sits in the middle of a dark place with a shine of light on her, and several voices are heard in her head)...
  • (Santa): YOU ARE BANISHED TO THE OASIS FOR LIFE!
  • (Ginger's Mother): How could you do this?
  • (Ginger's Father): You deliberately defied us!
  • (Mother Nature): YOUR ACTIONS AGAINST THAT CHILD ARE UNFORGIVABLE!
  • (Higher Elf #1): GUILTY AS CHARGED!
  • Ginger: (Softly sobs until some blue and red lights appear before her, and they are revealed to be Snowdrift and Flamuman)...Snowdrift? Flamuman?
  • Snowdrift: Easy, Ginger! We are here to save you from the mental attack that Freezar casted on you to prevent you from being an obstacle to North Wind. We are here to remind you of who you are.
  • Flamuman: You have to be a brave reindeer in this moment. Freezar used your own fears against you, and you're only making yourself vulnerable to them.
  • Snowdrift: But even we know that mental attacks tap into your fearful side so you can't help it. That's why we're here to help you overcome those fears, and continue fighting for Christmas.
  • Ginger:...But how?
  • Flamuman: The only way to do that is to face them in your own mind. The kind of magic used to flush out fears and vulnerability to dark spells like a mental attack is very rare. Me and my brother have a small knowledge of Equinox magic that might help save your confidence.
  • Snowdrift: We know we're asking too much of you by putting you through the one thing you're scared of, but you need to know that stuff from the past doesn't matter as long as it's resolved. You have to try your hardest to face these fears and stop allowing Freezar to control you. Can you do that?
  • Ginger:...(Takes deep breath)...I'll try.
  • Snowdrift: Excellent. Let's begin. (The voices have begun to take physical forms, and the scenery turns into the same courtroom as the one in North Wind's flashback)
  • Higher Elf #1: MISS GINGER, WHAT DO YOU HAVE TO SAY FOR YOURSELF FOR THE ACTIONS COMMITTED!? And acknowledge that saying 'sorry', while being proven remorse, doesn't change anything.
  • Ginger: (Worries for a while, but after 5 seconds, she toughens up) You're all right! It doesn't. (The figures were surprised) Wrong kid or not, I still tried to hurt a child, even if he was a nasty punk. I just couldn't take the fact that he got his teacher sick for weeks as a sick kick. Either ignoring them or giving them coal doesn't seem to deter them any better, or effect them at all.
  • Higher Elf #1: (Sighed) Is this another of those 'System is Flawed' cases? We have been bombarded with that tired cliché for years now. The system itself isn't technically 'flawed', mortals are just unpredictable. Especially in this day and age. The naughty are just, even more so in that. Punishing them obviously doesn't always work, awarding them isn't better, doing nothing doesn't solve a thing, it's not the system's fault it was created in basic times when good and evil is more basic and predictable. Now there's half-good, half-evil, misunderstood, antihero, anti-villain, reformed villains, un-true heroes, the list goes on. It's more of the case of an outdated system not built for modern morality issues, not the kind of bullcrap conspiracy theories like what North Wind believed in. He accused our simply outdated system for being a 'monopoly'. Can you believe that? We're strictly non-profit. We don't even take loyalties for all the years of unauthorized usage of our images in mortal medias for years. Christmas is about being generous. And...it's also about being forgiving.
  • Santa: Ginger, I'm sorry for being harsh on you. Very out of character for me.
  • Mother Nature: Well, just be advised to not get that kind of thinking again, okay? (Ginger's parents merely said nothing, and then hugged her, and after 3 seconds, they faded away as it turned back into a dark setting)
  • Ginger:...That did it? Wow, that was unbelievably easy. I was honestly running away from that? I mean, even if they do get mad, they'll just remember what Christmas is about and...D'oh, I left my family and the people who cared for me for nothing! Why am I always so stupid?!?
  • Snowdrift: You're not stupid, you're just young. Young people are known to be about worst-case scenarios.
  • Flamuman: At least you know what to do and say to them when you return.

Reality

  • Ginger: (She comes through, and wakes up recovered)...
  • South Wind: Ginger, are you okay?
  • Ginger:...Yes! I'm ready to face my fears now.
  • Snowdrift: But now, we still need to resolve another North Wind attempt.
  • South Wind: Well, North's forces were able to capture the pirate, the parrot puppet, and the fruitcake serviceman. If we hurry--
  • ???: If yer' telling them we were kidnapped, it should be fair to warn ye' the infomation, while true, is a little outdated now. (Everyone looks down to see Patchy, Dan and Potty all the way down at the bottom of the Mountains)
  • South Wind: Well, blow me down! How did you guys escape?
  • Dan: Well, we didn't exactly escape more as being thrown out here to supposedly freeze to death because Patchy surprisingly refused to join North Wind's deluded crusade even after he promised him his Christmas wish.
  • South Wind:...Odd...One would think my brother would know better than to place you people somewhere near this area.
  • Patchy: Well, I guess he and his friends were in a bit of a rush since it's Christmas Eve, so he may not have had time to be more direct in disposing of us. So he thought the cold of the North Pole would get us. Well, if it for some unclear reason never seemed to affect us by now, it's not gonna randomly start before I say this sent-- (The three got frozen solid)
  • Snow Miser:...You know, he really needs to learn not to push Karma's buttons like that.
  • Heat Miser: I got this. (He blew hot air at the frozen trio, melting the ice and freeing them)
  • Dan:...Pirate, you seriously need to stop provoking Karma like that.
  • Patchy: Sorry.
  • Ginger: (Flew down to them) It's great to see you guys again, even though we technically only knew each other for half a day. But lampshade aside, we need to stop North Wind before the blowhard gets at Santa.
  • Snow Miser: And it looks like we Misers have to team up again to stop him.
  • Heat Miser: My thoughts exactly!
  • Patchy: Then what are we waiting for? We need to stop that blowhard from screwing around with Christmas! (They got prepared in a montage that ends with Patchy taking out a flaming sword, Potty wearing futuristic armor and getting out two phasers like the one from before, and Dan putting on some Icicilan armor and wielding a flaming sword, and is worried since he doesn't know how to fight, and the group began to head towards Santa's Workshop)

Santa's Workshop

  • Santa: Well, everyone, I'm glad we've averted the curse crisis. We prevented the death of peace and goodwill, reformed the scroogy mastermind, and we did it just in time for Christmas Eve. I consider that a new record. Normally problems tend to last before Christmas day.
  • Teddy: Yeah! It's not like Copperfang wasn't the only one we should worry about or anything.
  • Alfred: Yes! It's not like the curse ended up covering, oh, I don't know, that crazy ol' North Wind and a slew of new buddies or anything. I mean, what's gonna happen? Is North gonna send in someone undetectable to the shield, and shut it off, leaving us all to be attacked by some out-of-nowhere assistants?...(Everyone laughs)
  • Grace: Yeah! The odds of THAT happening are astronomical!
  • Computer Voice: Error! Christmas Shield Deactivated! (Everyone gasped)
  • Grace: I-bu-I-ga-JWHA?!? How did that happen?!?
  • ???: Everyone? (Mime-Me appears to them remorseful)
  • Alfred:...Mime-Me? How did you get back from the Oasis and get through our sheild that...doesn't affect machines because they can't be considered naughty or nice...CRAP!
  • Mime-Me: Everyone, I...I'm so sorry! (King Diabetus bursts through the floor as armies of Gob-Elves appeared, as well as Zonda and his sylphs from the sky)
  • Santa: EVERYONE TO THE SLEIGH! (Everyone escapes to the sleigh compartment until Freezar crushes it with his tail)
  • Freezar: We're apologize to inform you that your Christmas flight has been cancelled!
  • Santa: EVERYONE OUT OF THE WORKSHOP! MOVE, MOVE, MOVE!! (Santa, the reindeer, and the elves flee from the Workshop as North Wind's forces chased them)
  • Teddy: Quick, we need to activate a warning signal to alarm the Lodgers before-- (A fire blows onto the Workshop and sets it ablaze, as it was shown to have been done by Hellfire)
  • Hellfire: CONSIDER THAT AS LONG-OVERDUE PUNISHMENT FOR SIDING WITH GREEN CHRISTMASES, YOU 'NEUTRAL' FORCE!!
  • Freezar: AND TAKING AWAY MY POSITION!!!
  • Diabetus: AND RUINING MY LIFE, EH!!
  • North Wind: (Appears in an overly-glorified wind chariot) And most of all for punishing poor Mime-Me for saving lives and Avery's fate because of the monopoly!!
  • Santa: North, that is not very nice of you for taking advantage of these poor misguided people because of their own misfortunes. Christmas did not mean to ruin neither of them. Nothing has been known to be perfect, North, and you're morality illness is blinding you of that.
  • North Wind: SILENCE, FATSO!! You're not strong enough to help them! All you did was allow them to be exiled for only wanting justice. You're too weak against the monopoly!
  • Grace: Uggh, AGAIN with those delusions, North? It's not a monopoly, the Naughty and Nice System is not upgraded to accommodate people who aren't straight-forward naughty or nice! It's terribly unbalanced and disorganized, I know, but--
  • North Wind: BUT NOTHING!! I don't care HOW you wish to justify it, I will make an equal Christmas for all! I'll become a hero for slaying the Christmas monopoly! I'll become...(Magically dons a purple Santa outfit)...North Claus! I'll end the blight of corrupton everywhere, and I'll be vindicated in history!
  • Alfred: Well, sure, but not in the way you want, Northy! You're fighting against Christmas for something that's nothing more than a flawed and outdated system that we can agree does need an upgrade, but not in a way that benefits legitimately-evil people, too! If you wish for not-that-truly-evil people to be helped, that's fine, but your fighting the wrong battle to do it, North!
  • North Wind: I SAID SILENCE!! (He casted a mental attack on Alfred, causing him to scream and cry)
  • Alfired: NO, GRACE, DON'T DATE THE HOT HAWAIIAN MONO TIKI, PLEASE!! I LOVED YOU!!
  • North Wind: (He and Grace were surprised by what Alfred just said)...(North Wind laughs) DUDE, SERIOUSLY?!? You have the hots for the diagnostics elf?!? (As he laughed, Diabetus laughed with him)
  • Freezar: Honestly, are we children? Since when is romance hilarious?!?
  • Teddy: So THAT'S why he was staring at Grace! (Grace blushed uncontrollably)
  • Alfired: NOOO!! THE WOMAN I LOVED PREFERS TO DATE HOT TRIBAL MEN FROM A VACATION SPOT?!? (Literally cries like a baby, crawls into a fetal position, and sucks his thumb) PLEASE, GRACE, YOU'RE TOO GOOD FOR THAT GUY!! HE'S CONSIDERED TOO MUCH OF A HOTTIE, ANYWAY!! HE'S GOT ENOUGH FLIRTERS AS IT IS! LOOK AT HIM, THEY'RE POUNCING ON HIM STRAIGHT INTO THE POOL LIKE COUGARS!! PLUS, I DON'T THINK YOU CAN CARRY HIS BABIES WITH HOW BIG YOU ARE!! (Grace is shocked by that statement as the villains' laughter got louder, but Freezar grunts in annoyance being the only mature one, and Mime-Me is still remorseful and only feels awful for Alfred, especially how they even embarrassed Grace)
  • Dougie: Geez, North, not cool!
  • Santa: You know, North, this EXTREMELY qualifies as naughty. I checked twice, mental attacks are not nice-- (Gets a bit offended by the villains' laughter)...and in this case, NOT AT ALL FUNNY!!
  • North Wind: Oh, lighten up, your chimney fat-man, you should be happy! You and your friends are officially retired, and I know a lovely spot in Ingibjörg that's perfect for living out the rest of eternity in. (Diabetus grunts, instructing some Gob-Elves to grab Santa and his crew and take them away)
  • Donner: UGH! IS THIS ANY WAY TO TREAT A REINDEER, YOU FOOLISH BLOW-J****** PIG?!?
  • North Wind: Now, my friends! TO THE WORLD!! WE SHALL OFFER AN EQUAL CHRISTMAS TO ALL!! (He takes all his allies on the wind spell and proceeded to spread his false Christmas around the world)
  • Grace:...Okay, from now on, I officially HATE that guy!
  • Teddy: Because he embarrassed you and Alfred?
  • Grace: That and HE JUST DESTROYED THE DAMN WORKSHOP!! If we ever get through this, it'll take us WEEKS to repair it! I guess that stupid curse wasn't the thing that truly destroyed Christmas, it was NORTH WIND'S LOUSY MORALITY SICKNESS!! If I ever get my small hands on him, I'll take his staff, shove it in his ass, and use it's power to make him EXPLODE!!! (Everyone was surprised at her)...What? I had to say it! I know it's not very Christmas-y, but I had to say it somehow.
  • Dougie: Oh, come on, you're obviously doing this mostly for Alfred. You're just so touched by his feeling toward you.
  • Gob-Elf: ENOUGH WITH THE MUSHY STUFF ALREADY AND COME WITH US!! (They leave)

Near Entrance to Ingibjörg

  • Gob-Elf Commander: (They approach the cave entrance to the city with Santa's group) We did it, boys! We defeated Christmas for what it did to our king. Now North will give us a new more equal Christmas, and our king's parents will be allowed to reunite free of unfair elf-bias against our kind and our cave goblin-side!
  • Alfred: (Comes through from the mental attack)...What the--?!? What happened?
  • Santa: North Wind captured us.
  • Teddy: And he sort of used a mental attack on you, and...well...
  • Alfred:...I didn't say anything about Grace, did I?
  • Grace: You did. A LOT!
  • Gob-Elf: I SAID SHUT UP!! (They enter the city as the group is put inside cells, and Alfred and Grace are put in the same cell)
  • Gob-Elf #2: I say we let you two 'get to know each other more'! (Laughs as he leaves)
  • Alfred:...Oh, God! I am so embarrassed!
  • Grace: Alfred, don't look so upset! I understand how difficult admitting someone's feelings toward another is. But all you had to do was tell me. I would've been more than happy to go out with you if you wanted.
  • Alfred:...You mean it?
  • Grace: Yeah. I mean, doesn't everyone go through the same thing in their young days? For what it's worth...I guess I can go out with you this Christmas if we ever get the Workshop fixed in an unexpected way.
  • Alfred:...Thanks, Grace!
  • Gob-Elf #2: AAWWW!! (Chuckles until Grace cartoonishly grabs his nose and crushes it) AAOOOWWW!!!
  • Grace: GET YOUR UGLY ASS OUT OF HERE, YOU PERVERT!!! (The Gob-Elf is scared away)...God, what is up with these abominations?
  • Santa: (In the same cell as Donner and Cupid) Well, what do we do now?
  • Donner: Well, it takes me and other reindeer a while to get out of scrapes like this. Usually Dasher does all strategies for us, but he's in another cell with Blitzen and Vixen.
  • Cupid: Don't worry, Santa! We'll get out of this.
  • Santa: But the problem is that even if we are to get out of this, how do we fix the Workshop?
  • Donner: You got me, we'd need Flash to do something like that.
  • Gob-Elf Warden: Shuts it! Our glorious king, while he and the others of North's forces spread the news of an equal Christmas, Diabetus wants us to make sure you twats keep yer yaps shut.
  • ???: Rawwk! Hey, tons of ugly?!?
  • Gob-Elf Warden: Huh? (He turns around to see Potty, only for him to go up and for him to see Flambé, who punches the Gob-Elf Warden in the face. The other Gob-Elf Wardens were surprised, and readied their weapons until Vulcan suddenly smacks through some of them and a bowling-pin scatter sound was heard. The Gob Elf Wardens were prepared to go after him, but then Venus jumps off from the celing, triple-flips, and lands on the center of the Gob-Elf Wardens on her feet, sending some of them flying. Reinforcement Gob-Elves charge, but Venus responded with a lot of acrobatic gymnastics, a series of martial art kicks and flips, and a punch or two)
  • Vulcan: Well, my sister's physical prowess classes really do pay off. They are magma coins well spent. (A Gob-Elf Warden was attempted to stab Vulcan in the back, but he quickly back fist-punched the Warden off)
  • Gob-Elf Commander: (Kelvin, Freezearrow, and Frostgard barged in and started fighting off the Gob-Elf security) Don't worry, boys! We'll surround them eventually. It's not like they have wizards or any-- (Suddenly the remaining Gob-Elves, including the Commander, got frozen, as Snowdrift and Flamuman entered)
  • Flamuman: I'll admit, just as affective and less violent than my idea of setting them ablaze.
  • Snowdrift: Thank you!
  • Alfred: The Misers forces are working together to save us? But I thought--
  • Flambé: Momentary truce. And if you panic about the climate going nuts, well...there's something we need to be honest about after we show that blowhard a HARD lesson about tampering with Christmas.
  • Santa:...So you finally decided to stop hiding behind the 'fighting keeps the temperatures in check' lie?
  • Flambé: (Surprised) Oh, right, you're Santa, you just automatically know these things. Well, I guess there's no need for an explanation then.
  • Ginger: (She, Patchy, Dan, Potty, and the Misers get in) Well, that takes care of the Gob-Elves that were guarding Santa, but there's still a nearly-endless army of them with Diabetus and the rest of North Wind's crew.
  • Grace:...Ginger, is that you?
  • Ginger: Yeah, it's me. I'll explain everything later. Right now, we have a job to do.
  • Santa: Even with a unified alliance of the Miser's forces, fighting North Wind this time is a bit more challenging. Misers, we need to borrow some of your Ice Dragons and Firedrakes to get to the Dragon Temple.
  • Heat/Snow Miser: DONE! (Both looked at each other awkwardly for a moment)
  • Snow Miser: We'll...uh...We'll just keep Northy as distracted as we can.
  • Santa: And DO hurry! He might already be in his first target, New York, as we speak. He always did like to hit the big cities first. That diabolical Gaston-inspired narcissist.
  • Patchy: Of course. Mr. South Wind, can you make me a Santa Sleigh out of wind?
  • Dan:...Did you hear what you just said?
  • South Wind: Well, I'm not like my brother that it'll be ready soon enough, but I'll see what I can do on my own. (He grabs wood, metal, and other parts to make a series of shaping winds and clouds that eventually changes the current scene to the next)

Chapter 8: Christmas Eve Parties Begin/Santa's Warnings Misunderstood/Robot SpongeBob Attacks/The Great New York Battle for Christmas/Patchy vs. North Wind/Mime-Me's Powerful Change of Heart/A Last Minute Lodger Rescue/Cobra Gets Served/The Exiles of Greenland Given New Light

John's House

  • Teeny Tom: (Mrs. Chihuahua was preparing breakfast as the children were waiting patiently but sadly) Desayuno falta de papá otra vez? (Spanish: Dad's missing breakfast again?)
  • Mrs. Chihuahua: (Sighs)...You know dad has an obligation to that old serpent Copperfang. Especially that he didn't even get a break on Christmas Eve, much less--(John bursts in surprising everyone) WHOA!!
  • All Puppies: DADDY!! (All but Tom ran up to him hugging him and wagging their tails)
  • Mrs. Chihuahua: John? You're home? Why?
  • John: You're not gonna believe this, Helena, but Mr. Copperfang came in and gave me the day off. And what's even better is that I finally have the money for Tom's polio vaccination! (Takes out the money)
  • Ms. Chihuahua: (She was speechless)...
  • Teeny Tom: I always knew Mr. Copperfang would come through! I'll finally get to walk again! (Hugs John)
  • Ms. Chihuahua:...Are you sure this is THE same Copperfang? (Knocking was heard)
  • John: Oh, that must be him. (He opens the door and sees it's Copperfang) Yep.
  • Copperfang: John...I had known about your son's sickness for a while, and I hope the Christmas Bonus helps...But also...I have news regarding the company. I plan to retire after my successful lawsuit against Darwin for attempting an assassination on my life. I will finally make Paige the happiest snake in the world. Which is why you and James shall be granted full authority to the Toy Company.
  • John: (He and his family are surprised) What?
  • Mrs. Chihuahua:...I think I died and gone to an alternate life.
  • John:...Sir...You're giving up on your dream for the best business ever?
  • Copperfang: It was an attractive pipe dream, but if it were to become the best...it'll have to be without my interference. I'm entrusting it to you and James.
  • John: (Smiles)...I promise you won't be disappointed, sir.
  • Copperfang: Thank you. Now, I'm off to attend a special party with Viper. I kinda owe to her after my...slip-up. I hope your son gets better. Merry Christmas.
  • Tom: Y Dios nos bendiga a todos. (Spanish: And God bless us everyone.) (He hugs Copperfang)
  • Copperfang: Well, I'd better get going. I've got things to do. (Leaves)
  • Mrs. Chihuahua:...I am clearly alive! Copperfang has officially lost his marbles.
  • John: No, Helena! He just found the spirit of Christmas...and true happiness.

Dragon Temple

  • Lord Shen: (Christmas music plays as the Lodgers enjoy the party) Kairi, may I present to you and Spyro my Christmas gift to you. Behold, an ice sculpture of you and Spyro made of Antarctic snow! (He shows them the sculpture, but it appears half-melted)
  • Kairi:...Uh, Uncle, I think the sculpture is a bit melted!
  • Lord Shen: What? (Sees the sculpture) Aw, blast! I knew I should've kept it in the freezer for the rest of this adventure.
  • Kairi: Well, I bet it was beautiful. Thanks anyway, Uncle Shen. (She hugs Shen)
  • Shen: Thanks, Kairi!
  • Icky: So...uh...since we approved of Copperfang again, where is the old fart anyway?
  • Viper: He went to inform John of his new future position of the Toy Company. He'll be coming back soon enough.
  • Icky: Okay, then. (Some roars were heard)
  • Lord Shen: Good lord! Kairi, stay put! (The Lodgers come out to see Santa and the elves getting off of the Ice Dragons and Firedrakes) Santa? You're pretty early, and...Why the Elemental Dragons?
  • Santa: Not important! Lodgers, it's an emergency! And just for the sake of avoiding a misunderstanding, NO, it's NOT Copperfang-related. It's something new entirely!
  • SpongeBob:...OF COURSE! We forgot to deal with the Robot SpongeBob! It's probably out there somewhere looking to cause trouble.
  • Santa: Well, that is concerning, but I was refering to--
  • Lord Shen: Worry not, Jolly-Man! We'll seek out the robotic monstrosity and put an end to the League's ridiculous rampage for good. (The Lodgers run off before Santa could say anything)
  • Santa:...Oh, dear! They're gonna have to learn this the hard way again, don't they?
  • Alfred: Well, at least they'll tie up loose ends with the League and keep them from meeting with North Wind. There's always that.

Downtown New York

  • Copperfang: (His limo was seen driving down the street through Times Square) Henry?...I never realized how great it is to be making amends to the people like this. I'm glad to be making them.
  • Henry: It's wonderful to hear things like that from you, sir. And it's especially wonderful that you're donating the Weasley Manor as a new orphanage. Miss Warts and Hog-Nose can certainly look forward to a new profession. I'll miss working with you, sir.
  • Copperfang: Oh, it doesn't have to be permanent, Henry. You can always visit me and Paige, especially on Christmas.
  • Henry: Oh, sir! I'd be especially delighted to-- (They suddenly saw Robot SpongeBob appearing from nowhere)
  • Copperfang: WHOA!!
  • Henry: GOODNESS!! (Henry stopped the limo)
  • Robot SpongeBob: Destroy Christmas!
  • Copperfang: It's the League's lousy robotic sponge! I was afraid they were gonna retailiate against me for softening up. Lose that thing, Henry!
  • Henry: Already in my intentions, sir! (The Limo drives away from Robot SpongeBob, which has already began pursuing them)
  • Copperfang: It's after us, Henry!!
  • Henry: I can try to lose it, sir! Calm down! (Suddenly, Robot SpongeBob grabbed the limo and disabled it) Oh, dash it all! I just had this cleaned, too!
  • Copperfang: Henry, go! Save yourself! I'll deal with this loose-end myself.
  • Henry: No, sir! I refuse to let you-- (Copperfang teleports him away somewhere safe, and he gets out of the limo to confront Robot SpongeBob. Then the Robot SpongeBob sprouted up a TV screen with Mang's face on it)
  • Lord Cobra: Well, if it isn't the recently-chickened-out Copperfang! You turned on us thanks to a predictable Christmas Carol strategy, I assume? I'm afraid to say that I'll be then forced to conquer Christmas the hard way! I'll have the machines torture you into exposing how to make the curse myself without you, you soft-hearted ass!
  • Copperfang: Mang, I saw that in the end of my epiphany that even you won't benefit from it for long! You'll end up getting into an empire that'll eventually die.
  • Lord Cobra:...I see you got one of the WORSE-CASE SCENARIO visions? The Amulet you wore only demonstrated What-If Scenarios. The Amulet assumed we would actually be stupid enough to leave a hero undestroyed. And another thing, it doesn't necessarily predict a likely future.
  • Copperfang: Obviously you're so afraid of the truth that you hide behind ignorance. That curse is best not to be tampered with again, Mang!
  • Lord Cobra: DON'T CALL ME THAT!! I HATE IT WHEN PEOPLE OTHER THAN MY ALLIES, AND SOMETIMES FOES, REFER TO ME AS THAT!! It's LORD COBRA!!...(Sighs) Fine, then! You've forced my hand! (Robot SpongeBob prepares to harm Copperfang until SpongeBob suddenly appeared and blew a bubble shaped like a missile, and it struck the robot)
  • SpongeBob: HOLD IT RIGHT THERE, MANG AND IMPOSTERBOB METALPANTS!! If either of you want to hurt Mr. Copperfang, you'll have to go through me.
  • Robot SpongeBob: Okey-dokey! (Robot SpongeBob karate-chops on SpongeBob literally in half)
  • Copperfang: Good grief!!
  • SpongeBob: (Dazed)...Wow, that brings some painful memories! (Fused back up cartoonishly like a zipper, then Robot SpongeBob picks him up, and tosses him away as he screamed)
  • Copperfang:...Oh, poo!
  • Lord Cobra: Your turn, Coppy! And it's a shame too that it had to be this way. You could've made a fine brief ally.
  • Copperfang: You had the intention to kill me after you got what you wanted!!
  • Lord Cobra: You mean in the ALTERNATE present had you been killed once. And yes, I took the time to study what you had seen. Such an option would've only been considered if we were convinced you had no potential to continue on as a permanent member. By all accounts, because that didn't actually happen, we could've just corrupted you into permanent league-ship and called it a day.
  • Copperfang: THAT is a fate worse than death. To serve demons hopelessly until the end of your days.
  • Lord Cobra:...Well at least you didn't say we worshipped them or anything. That kind of stuff is just tabloid nonsense approved by the High Council to discourage simpletons like you from getting involved. And it worked in more uncomfortable ways than the intended effect. Anyway, I'm afraid I'll be getting the Dark Man's Scrooginess...(Robot SpongeBob grabs Copperfang as he turns darkly sinister) ONE WAY OR ANOTHER!! (Suddenly, the other Lodgers arrived)
  • Viper: LEAVE MY UNCLE ALONE, YOU MONSTER!!
  • Lord Cobra: Oh, yeah, Vippy? Who's gonna-- (A fruitcake splats on the screen, disabling Mang's sights of the screen) What?!? Fruitcake? That abominable pastry?!? Not even Malefor would welcome THESE into the Banished Realms!! (SpongeBob was then seen riding Plankton's fruitcake machine)
  • SpongeBob: Hot from the oven...(Shoots fruitcake up Robot SpongeBob's holes)...and full of loving! (He fills Robot SpongeBob with so much fruitcake that it starts malfunctioning)
  • Lord Cobra: What?!? What?!? What's going on?!? WHAT DID THAT YELLOW BANANA BREAD DO NOW?!? (Robot SpongeBob began to glitch as it dropped Copperfang, who was saved by SpongeBob)
  • SpongeBob: Hold onto your cane, Mr. Copperfang! (He drove away with Copperfang in time before Robot SpongeBob EXPLODED, and the splattered TV screen is seen flying)
  • Lord Cobra: I'LL REMEMBER THIIIIIiiiiiiiiiiii...(The screen flew off into the distance)
  • SpongeBob: That's one less Christmas threat to worry about.
  • Copperfang: Mr. SquarePants, I could not thank you enough for this!
  • SpongeBob: Nothing, really, we're just doing our job, Mr. Copperfang. (Santa and the crew arrived) And you can thank Santa for warning us.
  • Santa: Actually, all you did was at least make sure the League won't get involved with the REAL thing I was trying to warn you about.
  • Icky: Aw, crap! There's a NEW problem?!?
  • Santa: Well, a group of new problems. One of them is extremely gigantic. (A roar was heard in the distance) Speaking of which!
  • Sparx: I don't like that sound of that!
  • Phil: That really doesn't sound good. (In the far distance, Freezar is seen flying towards New York, roaring) NOPE, DEFINITELY NOT GOOD!!!

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  • Iago:...ARE YOU FILTHING KIDDING ME?!? I CAN'T BELIEVE THIS!! I JUST DON'T BELIEVE IT!! ONE MINUTE WE GOT RID OF A CURSE, ONLY HAVE TO DEAL WITH A GIANT SERPENT?! WE'RE NEVER GONNA BE ABLE TO CELEBRATE CHRISMAS IN PEACE NOW!! JUST FORGET IT!! LOOK AT THIS, LOOK AT THIS, I'M SO TICKED OFF THAT I'M MOLTING!!
  • Copperfang: What is that thing?!?
  • Patrick: Well, it is only one thing to deal with. It's not like there's an army of bad guys or something like that.
  • Santa: Actually...(The Gob-Elves burst from the New York sewer system and began to run amuck as Diabetus burst out of the ground)
  • Diabetus: TAKE DOWN THE REMNANTS OF THE OLD CHRISTMAS AND MAKE ROOM FOR THE NEW!! (Hellfire came out along-side him)
  • Hellfire: You heard him, DO IT!!
  • Spyro: HELLFIRE?!?
  • Icky: AND A HOBBIT GOBLIN KING RIPOFF?!? (General Zonda and the sylphs flew down into the city) Oh, and wind people, too? Oh, that's freaking rich!
  • Tigress: I don't think they noticed us, but we must evacuate the citizens to a safer location. Afterwards, we'll teach these invaders a lesson they'll never forget.

New York Skies

  • North Wind: (Freezar flew around the city as North Wind was beside him on his chariot, Mime-Me being with him) Behold, Mime-Me! The liberation progressing is a beautiful thing to witness. (Mime-Me saw that differently as Gob-Elves, Sylphs, and King Diabetus and Hellfire cause chaos into the city) Soon, oh, so VERY soon...(Chuckles)...a new Christmas shall raise from the ashes of the fallen one...(As the lougers evacuate citizens to the Dragon Temple)...as whatever remains of the monopoly dies down...(as Hellfire sets a Christmas tree on fire)...in flames. All of it's oppressive beliefs...(Freezar was seen casting an entire mall in ice)...all of it's wrongness...(Diabetus destroys an entire ice sculpture of Santa)...shatters into nothing. Now...a new era of Chrismas...IS BORN!! (Cackles as music plays, all seeming to become hopeless. Mime-Me sighed, looking at the further beyond, knowing that all hope was about to be lost until the music picks up as Mime-Me saw something, prompting North to notice Mime-Me's silence and looking at a direction where he was looking) What the heck is that?!?
Brock Snow - Epic Carol of the Bells

Brock Snow - Epic Carol of the Bells

  • It was ultamately reveiled to be a big surprise for North Wind.
  • North Wind: (Sees that the object was a pirate-ship shape in the clouds) Huh?
  • ???: YER' GOING DOWN, NORTH WIND!!
  • North Wind: THE PIRATE?!? (Everyone, including villains, civilians, and the Lodgers, see a giant wind-themed pirate ship heading towards New York)
  • Sparx: Oh, please say that's a good guy!
  • Soothsayer: Don't worry...they are. (Further sights show that Patchy, Dan, Potty, Ginger, the Misers and their forces are seen)
  • Patchy: Not what I had in mind, but you have to admire South deciding to be a bit more creative.
  • Dan: I'm surprised we're able to even ride on this.
  • Patchy: North Wind in sight, everyone!
  • Heat Miser: Salamanders...
  • Snow Miser: Icicilans...
  • Both Misers: PREPARE FOR BATTLE! BUT NOT EACHOTHER THIS TIME! THIS TIME, THAT GUY! (They both point at North Wind)
  • Heat Miser: Wow, that's the second time that's happened!
  • Snow Miser: We're pretty good at that.
  • Flambé: Ready the Ice Dragons and Firedrakes! We're cleaning up some Gob-Elves! (The ship releases warriors riding on Ice Dragons and Firedrakes as they land in New York and start battling against North Wind's forces. The battle escalates as the generals join in as well) Hellfire? We have unfinished business.
  • Hellfire:...Oh, boy!
  • Freezar: Hmmph! No surprise your short-sighted 'older' brother had a hand in this.
  • North Wind: (Growls in aggravation) HE WAS NEVER SUPPORTIVE OF ME!! Well, I'll make him look like a REAL fool after I defeat that pirate! (The music escalates) CRUSH THEM, FREEZAR!! (Freezar roared as he charged)
  • Heat Miser: We have a BIG surprise for you, you angry fallen god!
  • ???: BROTHER, STOP THIS NOW!! (Freezar stopped)
  • Freezar: No! It can't be! (A series of serpent-formed fires appear surrounding Freezar) Lavaia!! MY DEAR SISTER?!? Just like the High Council you decided to fight for these mortals again?!? Even when that fat idiot took away your position?!?
  • Fire Serpent (Lavaia): I am more embracive of fate than you. I would never wish to harm you, but I refused to let you harm others. (The two roared at eachother as they fought)
  • Snow Miser: Geez! And I thought we had it bad, Heat-ster.
  • North Wind: What?! GAAHHH!!!
  • Diabetus: (He was faced against the Icicilan Generals) One giant Gob-Elf against four tiny Ice People? (Scoffs) What are you gonna do to me, eh? (The four fired magical arrows at him, freezing Diabetus' entire body except the head)... Yep, that'll do it. (Snowdrift freezes Diabetus' head)
  • Snowdrift: This ice is not fatal, but it'll immobilize him. The Gob-Elves will freak out without their king. (The Gob-Elves panicked and surrendered, all of this being witnessed by the Lodgers)
  • Icky: Whoa! Talk about last-minute help.
  • Spyro: It's great to meet new allies on an unexpected basis.
  • ???: But they're NOT gonna stop ALL OF US!! (Hellfire appeared furiously at them)
  • Hellfire: I have unfinished business with you, purple whelp! You got me banished into that hell in Heaven's disguise in Greenland, and I'm here for vengeance! (His sword ignited in flames, and he lunged toward Spyro until Flambé apprehended him) OOF!!
  • Flambé: Hellfire, you've gone too far this time! It's time that you paid for your crimes against Christmas! (The two started to fight again. Sylphs then charged in attempting to aide Hellfire, but Vulcan and Venus slashed at them with their flaming swords, burning them cartoonishly into ash as Hellfire and Flambé's fight escalated)
  • Hellfire: HOW CAN YOUR FAMILY BE ABLE TO GET THIS FAR?! YOU'RE WEAK!!
  • Flambé: True strength comes from embracing who you stand for, not about being powerful! And you, Hellfire...(He punches Hellfire towards General Creen who freezes him in ice)...made a pretty weak choice.
  • Vulcan: Stay close to me, Venus! These guys will appear anywhere. (Venus squeaks in agreement as they started fighting against the wind forces until General Zonda appeared)
  • Zonda: Never send organisms to do a sylph's job. (Zonda blew his hardest at the two as they tried their hardest to hold off the attack)
  • Vulcan: Sister, we gotta...give Zonda something to truly cry about! (Venus nods 'yes' and when Zonda eventually stopped blowing to take a deep breath and start again, Vulcan had Venus step on his hands like a support, and he launched her up into the air as she performed acrobatic flips towards Zonda, who was surprised by the change of events, and she launched a volley of flames at him from her sword )
  • Zonda: Aw, shi-- (Zonda was burned cartoonishly into ash)...Man, I hate that mute lava lizard! (Venus landed on her feet and turned to see the burnt Zonda)
  • Vulcan: HAZZAH! This should discourage the sylphs! (The sylphs were still attacking)
  • Flambé: Don't get too cocky, son. There's still North Wind.
  • Vulcan:...Okay, scratch that comment, then. (Venus squeaks as the family trio charged at the sylphs. Meanwhile, Freezar and Lavaia were still fighting each other)
  • Freezar: OUT OF MY WAY, YOU ACCURSED BOWER TO A BELIEF THAT USURPED ME!!
  • Lavaia: Not until you stopped this madness!
  • Freezar: NEVER!! NEVER, NEVER, NEVER!!
  • ???: Have it your way, Freezar! (Members of the High Council appeared)
  • Celestia: If your own sister can't reason with you, then maybe harmony can.
  • Freezar: HAH!! LIKE THAT IS EVER GONNA-- (A lavender light smacks into Freezar as he screams flying off into the distance as a crash was heard)
  • North Wind: Aw, water-vapor! RETREAT!! (North Wind turned his chariot to retreat)
  • Patchy: Ya' ain't escaping justice THAT easily, North! Full speed ahead! (The ship follows quickly towards North Wind, as the song finish up as the two have several attacks at each other. Then the music takes a momentary break as we see an injured Freezar bleeding ice-blue blood from the top of his forehead as he awakes to see a familiar pony teleporting to him. It was Twilight)
  • Freezar: What? THIS is the one who managed to...wound me? A small Alicorn? You smell rather recent in godhood. A disciple of Equestia's High Councilor, no less. You are the second bravest mortal to stand up to me in a long time behind--(Something quick smacks Freezar aside the face) OOF!! YOU?!? (Ginger appears) Yet another act of betrayal by South. I always knew he was too short-sighted to understand my pain of being robbed of my rightful place.
  • Twilight: It's you who is wrong, Freezar! (Twilight's friends appeared) You are short-sighted for attacking a holiday for the benefit of a victim of morality illness. A god like you, fallen as you are, should know better than that.
  • Freezar: Of course I do! I know that flawed idiot was tainted by that wretched sickness! But my wronged title made me accept him. My anger is too great to ignore over HIS minor flaw.
  • Twilight: Then allow us TO FREE YOU FROM YOUR ANGER!! (The magic of the Elements turn on as they turn into their rainbow-colored selves from the Season 4 finale. Freezar was shocked and actually horrified of what he is seeing)
  • Freezar:...No! I know what that power does to the tainted! Please, I-I don't mean to be like this! I am just wronged by an idiot! Was that bad enough to invoke THIS?!? (The Mane 6 fired out the Element rainbow that smacks into Freezar) GRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA--(He exploded as North Wind's chariot and Patchy's ship momentarily shake)
  • Patchy: WOW! Pretty colors!
  • Freezar: (The aftermath revealed that Freezar is reverted back to his true form: a blue bearded Kaa look-alike)...My hatred...gone! I'm...free!...Thank, you! (Faints as Lavaia landed near and turned into her true form as an Anaconda-sized fire-themed Viper-recolor)
  • Lavaia: Thank you, Equestrians. You freed my brother of his hatred at last. I have a brother again.
  • Twilight: Will he be fine?
  • Lavaia: He is merely resting from an exhasuted power source. He would need help to greatly redeem his mistakes. Many wounds need healing. (North Wind sees what has become of Freezar)
  • North Wind: No!...NOOO!!! THAT PIRATE RUINED EVERYTHING!!

(New music plays as a collection of epic pieces that play through the piece)

Most Epic CHRISTMAS Songs Of All Time

Most Epic CHRISTMAS Songs Of All Time

  • Patchy: (Grabs a rope) TALLY HO!! (Swings towards the chariot and smacks into North Wind as they both fall onto the giant statue of Tricorn from Fluttershy's Circus Stage Fright, with Patchy and North Wind on the statue's arm as everyone sees the incoming skirmish on the arm)
  • South Wind: (Teleports there) Brother!!
  • Mime-Me: (He was able to gain control of the un-manned chariot) BOSS!!
  • North Wind: (He and Patchy got up on the arm as North Wind gets angry at Patchy) You pile of FILTH!! (His staff magically dons blades on the head)
  • Patchy: Oh, boy! (He quickly brought out a sword and the two duel on the arm of the statue as a different version of Carol of the Hall plays, and the music gets dramatic as North gets much angrier)
  • North Wind: YOU DESTROYED MY CHANCE TO DESTROY THE MONOPOLY!! NOW I'LL DESTROY YOU!!
  • Patchy: Ya know, you ain't worthy of that Santa outfit anymore with that attitude. (North Wind screams and began to fight furiously with Patchy. Ginger saw this and charges forth to help, Mime-Me became mostly uncertain of what to do anymore as Patchy and North continued fighting as both aim to defeat the other. Ginger was still on her way and sees that Patchy has been disarmed, and the Misers see this as well, and know there's little they can do now as the music started to get more dramatic)
  • North Wind: (Looked at Patchy with a sinister smile with black blood leaking out) Now, you will die! (He uses his wind powers to lift Patchy up as the music halts. Patchy was then stabbed by the edge of the bladed staff)
  • Ginger/Potty/Dan: PATCHY!!! (Everyone looked in horror to what just happened, Mime-Me most of all, as the music silenced down and Patchy fell to the ground bleeding)
  • North Wind: (Cackles as he coughed in sickness) You know--*Cough* what they say, 'dead men tell no tales'! (He used his wind powers to blow Patchy off into the distance as the music resumed and got dramatic)
  • Ginger: NO!! (She charged for the falling Patchy, and Mime-Me stared in shock as Ginger went as fast as she could to get at Patchy. In Patchy's mind, his life began to flash before his eyes as the music climaxes. At the first dramatic moment in the music, Ginger saved Patchy from falling into the cold water, but he's suffering badly from the wound. A darker version of Deck the Halls plays as Ginger takes Patchy to land, and as the ship lands, everyone gets to Patchy)
  • North Wind: (Sees this on his chariot as he starts to get into a more sickly and blue)
  • Potty: Patchy, no! You can't die on me now! Who else am I gonna badly degrade?!?
  • Patchy: I'm sorry, Potty....it may be Davy Jones' Locker for me....Me only regret...is that I wasn't able to get to meet SpongeBob for the first time. Some president of the SpongeBob SquarePants Fan Club I turned out to be. (Mime-Me landed the chariot, hopped off and saw Patchy's state)
  • Ginger: Patchy, we can help you. You can be saved. You can still meet SpongeBob! You can't give up on us!
  • Snowdrift: He needs a healing spell, stat. We need medical professionals on the premise.
  • North Wind: (Cackles as the previous song ends and his condition worsens) You fools! I will liberate Christmas whether you want me to or not. I am the cure!
  • Ginger: You're no cure! Your a sickness! And your morality sickness is starting to damage you badly.
  • North Wind: NO, I AM A CURE!!! THE MONOPOLY *COUGHS* IS THE SICKNESS!! I only wish to help you ungrateful fools. Now I see bones will have to be broken. (He readies his staff to full power as everyone comes to an injured Patchy's defense including South Wind) Be gone, traitor! I need to *coughs* do this! (Mime-Me finally saw him as the sick monster as he was, and finally decided to do something, quickly intercepting North Wind, surprising him) Mime-Me, what are you doing?!? These people rejected you! I embraced you.
  • Mime-Me: (Showing no more fear, donning a face of anger) I can't take it anymore, Mr. North! All you did was hurt people. You're nothing but broken promises. You got Diabetus and Hellfire trapped in ice, you got Zonda and the sylphs hurt, you got Freezar turned smaller by ponies, and you may've murdered a poor fan boy because...he only wanted to meet his hero. You...you......(Angrily) ARE NOT A HERO!! (North Wind was about to destroy Mime-Me until the puppet started to sprout electronic angelic wings, surprising North Wing)
  • North Wind: WHAT THE BLUSTER?!? (Mime-Me started to approach a terrified North Wind as more fury-sounding Deck the Halls played) Mime-Me, please, stop! I-I did what I needed to do!! I only wanted to help children like Avery!! I can't do that if you do anything to me!! Please, I have a good cause! I still do!!
  • Mime-Me: (Angelic voice) But it's tainted! Tainted by morality illness and greed! Your crimes are due for a Christmas punishment!
  • North Wind: Mime-Me, please! I-I-I treated you like a son! I took you in and protected you from stepmother.
  • Mime-Me: You did it to take advantage of me and to confuse people of the truth. Avery was a lucky one in a millionth shot. No other naughty child would've changed that easily. He was special and needed new hope, and I gave it to him. But you don't offer him anything but evil and destruction because of your tainted morals and greed. You must pay dearly for your crimes against Christmas!
  • North Wind: Get back!! (Points the staff at Mime-Me) GET BACK!! I'M ARMED!!! (Mime-Me grabs the staff and tosses it aside. North Wind screams and suddenly shrinks to a Mario-indigo recolor, being his previous form)
  • Mime-Me: It's time, for PUNISHMENT!!
  • North Wind: No, no, NO!!! (North Wind flinched as Mime-Me looked as if he wasn't gonna do anything)...Mime-Me? (Mime-Me, for a few seconds, did nothing until he swooped at him as an epic version of 'We Wish You A Merry Christmas' plays. As it does, Mime-Me beats North Wind in rhythm of the music, lasting for it's majority)
  • Icky:...Damn!
  • Iago:...Super-damn!
  • Alfred:...We rejected the concept for THAT?!?
  • Santa:...Even I'm a bit surprised. (Mime-Me stops as well as the music, and North was even more bloody and weaker)
  • North Wind:...Mime-Me...stop this!...I only--(Coughs violently)...wanted to help you! (Sadder music plays as Mime-Me had a remorseful, and compassionate face)
  • Mime-Me:...Then...you shall be granted peace. Morality illness in immortals is not treatable. I will have to put you into the path of finally being free of your pain. (New music plays as parts of the destroyed Robot SpongeBob are being magically levitated by Mime-Me's powers)
  • North Wind: Mime-Me, no, please! WHAT'RE YOU DOING?!? (Joy to the World plays as the Robot SpongeBob parts start to become purified as North started to float around with the parts) NO, MIME-ME!! PLEASE!! DON'T DO IT!! I BEG OF YOU!!
  • Mime-Me: I don't want to do this, but it's the only way peace can truly exist in you. (The Robot SpongeBob parts surround North Wind closer) I promise you...it'll be over soon.... (The song ends as an epic Noel plays as the parts formed onto North, becoming an angelic Robot SpongeBob. North was screaming in pain as as the parts spread on his body)
  • North Wind: MIME-ME, DON'T!! PLEASE!! (Mime-Me said nothing as the parts covered him all over his body except his face)...Mime...Me...Sto...Thi...(He finally closed his eyes as the final Robot SpongeBob part closed in on his face, and as the music climaxes, the creation is completed. Mime-Me sighed in regret and places the SpongeBob-shaped tomb into the bottom of the Manhattan River)
  • Mime-Me:...Good-bye...Mr. North! (He turned back to normal, looking as if he can't remember anything)...Wha-the who- the what?...What happened? (The Lodgers arrived with the elves, and Grace arrives with the healing gel from before)
  • Grace: Nothing a little medical gel can't fix. (Rubs the gel on Patchy's stab wound, and it quickly heals him up)...
  • Patchy:...Hey, I suddenly don't feel like I'm dying any...(Sees SpongeBob)...more?
  • SpongeBob: That was really brave of you to try and stop that guy from trying to harm Christmas. How would you like an internship in the Shell Lodge?
  • Patchy:...(His jaw dropped cartoonishly)...ME?!? INTERN?!? FOR THE TEAM OF MY MOST FAVORITE HERO?!?...(Faints)...
  • Spongebob:...Is he...
  • Potty: "He's fine. You'll expect him to send an email about this soon accepting that offer."
  • Alfred: (Approached Mime-Me) Mime-Me, you might not have remembered this, but you got so upset of North being evil that you...beat him up, and when he looked that he would finally die of his morality illness...you...mercy killed him by fusing him with the Robot SpongeBob scrap.
  • Mime-Me:(Gasps) I DID WHAT?!? I DIDN'T MEAN TOO! I-I DON'T EVEN RECALL IT IN MY MEMORY BANKS, I--
  • Grace: It's okay. It's an experiemental mode for you provided by my french grandfather. He had...strong ambitions for you.
  • Alfred: (Surprised) You're related to the original creator of Mime-Me?
  • Grace: Yeah. In fact, my entire family descended from UUniversal elf explorers. My grandfather was one of the many who explored this place on the very day I was born.
  • Dan: Really?...But didn't you say your Santa was around in this place for just a couple of years? How could you--
  • Grace: We elves have a short maturing span. In fact, I'm only 3 years old. I just had a birthday last month. We elves usually reach maturity on the 3rd year. Each year, we grow to our 6-year-old days. Most of the elves that either work for Santa or live on our homeworld reach maturity the same way. Our biology is quite hard to explain.
  • Dan:...That's kind of cool.
  • Mime-Me: But...but isn't North Wind responsible for controlling the north winds of this world? With him gone...who's gonna take his place?
  • South Wind: Don't worry, it's not the first time a stepson of Mother Nature is forced to die. She basically reproduces asexually, so there's always room for a new North Wind. Until a new North Wind reaches maturity, I'LL take his place as controller of the north wind. It may take a few years, but it'll be worth it.
  • Icky: Are you sure about that?
  • South Wind: Positive.
  • Po: Wow, you're surprisingly okay with your bro being dead.
  • South Wind: I was always secretly afraid and...I knew this was gonna happen. That Mime-Me was the one who did it, well...It certainly was surprising. I did wish it would've ended better, but I can't morally judge a machine for something it didn't have control over. It was my brother's own fault for activating it unknowingly. Also, we immortals tend to be more amoral to events like this, even amongst ourselves.
  • Icky: Explains a whole lot.
  • Santa: Great! Now the question is...who's gonna help me get the Workshop fixed in time for Christmas Day? The toys and everything we require to keep Christmas alive is destroyed, and we don't have time to recover it in time for Christmas. What do we do?
  • Discord: Say 'please'! (Snaps, and at the North Pole, the Workshop is recovered back the way it was, toys recovered, machines repaired, magic sources replenished, and so on)
  • Grace: (Checks her imNaughty Pad)...Santa...our Workshop has been restored. the Naughty/Nice grid is operational again. (Checks other mobile devices) The toys are all accounted for, the structural integrity is restored, the satellite transmissions are fully functional, the air conditioning, the toy factories, the imPad Arrays, the computers, the sleigh, the reindeer pens, the...(Wheezes out of breath, and takes a deep breath)...Okay, EVERYTHING at the Workshop has been restored.
  • Santa:...Well, Discord, you certainly did us a favor for once.
  • Discord: Hey, don't thank me, thank my sense of morality. Even I can't stand to see an entire world run by the wrong kind of chaos that even I can't stand. BLECH! So you and your crew are back to being on track with delivering toys all over the world.
  • Santa: Wonderful! (Santa-laughs) Just wonderful! And thank you all for everything. We'll meet again some other Christmas! Merry Christmas to all, and to all, A GOOD NIGHT!! (He, the elves, the reindeer, the Misers and their forces, South Wind, Ginger, the enemies, and even Patchy, Potty, and Dan, are teleported away)
  • SpongeBob: Bye, Santa Claus! (Everyone waves goodbye to them as they go back to the North Pole)
  • Discord: Now, where were we? Oh, yeah! (Snaps, and they are teleported back to the party)

Dragon Temple

  • Icky: FINALLY, THE PARTY GETS BACK ON TRACK!!
  • Kairi: I'm glad any last minute trouble was dealt with quickly.
  • Spongebob: And I look forward to know more about the new intern...if we do ever see him again.
  • Lord Shen: But there is ONE last issue: making sure Mang indifferently learns not to mess with Christmas again like he did this time around.
  • Discord: Well, I heard the High Council already had something in mind.

Villain League Fortress

  • Lord Cobra: (Screams are heard as the place exploded, and the Childhood Guardians were seen next to a wounded Cobra and Chrysalis)...Owch!
  • St. North: You'd best not mess with Christmas again, snakehead! Or else we get REALLY un-merry than that! Got it?
  • Lord Cobra: (In serious pain)...You're threat is recognized! Just...just don't hurt us anymore.
  • St. North: Oh, we are just beginning of your comeuppance. I'm not only Santa who has a personal urge to kick your ass.
  • Chrysalis:...What? (The Childhood Guardians disappear as Bunnymund put a magic portal in the ground, and the guardians jumped in. Then Sandman sticks his tongue at them, and left as the hole closed)...
  • Cobra:...What did he mean by 'not the last of our comeuppance'?
  • ???: HE MEANT US!! (Dragon Realms Santa's elves came in, including Alfred, Teddy, Grace, and Dougie, all armed with coal launchers)
  • Grace: Some barbeque served up hot and ready for these things to help you cook it with! (They load their launchers)
  • Cobra:...Crap! (The elves fired coal at them) AAHHH!!
  • Chrysalis: AAAHHH!!!
  • Grace: (Sees Blowhole trying to call for help, and uses her coal launcher to knock him out)
  • Alfred: Nice shot, Grace!
  • Grace: It's nothing, really. When you're the descendant of an elf pioneer, you learn a few things.
  • Alfred: Sweet.
  • Grace: Thanks. And, just one more thing.
  • Alfred: What? (Grace kisses him)...OH, JUMPING JINGLE BELLS!!! (He starts rapidly firing coal at the other villains who try to defend Cobra and Chrysalis crazily) AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!! SUCK IT! SUCK IT!! SUCK IT!!! I WANT ALL OF YOU TO SUCK IT!!!! (The elves stop as Cobra and Chrysalis have taken enough)
  • Cobra:...I HATE Christmas!
  • Grace: And Christmas hates YOU, naughty-face! Let's go, boys! (The elves go back up the chimney)
  • Chrysalis:...So, uh...what do we do until this pain clears off?
  • Cobra: I don't know, go out and buy our own gifts?...(Sighs, realizing they can't move for the moment)...

North Pole

  • Diabetus: (North Wind's old followers, including him, are present before Mother Nature, all being regretful of their decisions) This isn't fair!
  • Hellfire: I knew that guy was still a turd factory! Never bought him for a second.
  • Zonda: I should've been more tougher on those beliefs of his.
  • Freezar: The things my anger made me do.
  • Mother Nature: Now, I know all of you expect to be furious of what happened this fateful Christmas Eve. But in all honesty, I'm not THAT mad. (Everyone is surprised) Mime-Me convinced me that not everything needs to be dealt with by a firm hand. He talked me into simply giving you all new chances in life. Diabetus, in order for the elf-bias to stop being on Gob-Elves and Cave Elves, it's time to be less hard to look at. (She wraps Diabetus up in a vine cocoon, and as light appears from inside, the vines release him, and he is shown to have been turned into a shorter fat Gob-Elf with less-uglier tendencies, and full health)
  • Diabetus:...I'm...modernly less hideous, eh! And I feel much fresher. (Diabetus' parents appeared, and the three embraced each other)
  • Mother Nature: And Hellfire? Since you officially learned your lesson now, you'll be spared continuing banishment, but on the grounds that you have to earn back your people's trust and respect. You have to apologize to Flambé and his family, and promise them you can be a better lieutenant than you were before.
  • Hellfire: (Sighs) Better than those torturing hours of cutting grass with a lousy scythe.
  • Mother Nature: Oh, and note that the Misers have to finally settle down on their feuding. So you might wanna seek to retire from being a soldier.
  • Hellfire: But what about the temperatures?
  • Mother Nature: They'll explain everything about that. And Zonda, you'll simply serve South Wind as the temporary North Wind until the next newborn one is fully developed.
  • Zonda: I have no objections. I promise to protect any new North Winds better than the previous, and I'll do better than to encourage any new questionable mistakes.
  • Mother Nature: And Freezar? You and your sister get to rule and control the elements of heat and ice along the Misers. In fact, you'll be part of their military forces should they ever decide to just go back to doing what they do best.
  • Freezar: And I aim to use this new position more-responsibly, Nature Wit--Er-I mean, Lady of Nature.
  • Hellfire: Good save there, Freezy.
  • Mother Nature: I already gave Mime-Me the new position of becoming the new assistant to Ginger, the first ever reindeer hero of Christmas. Of course, he had to become less dangerous by having that robot-angel mode removed to avoid over-the-top finishings like that again. You're all dismissed.

Dragon Temple, Christmas Day

  • SpongeBob: (The Lodgers are seen opening Christmas presents. He overlooks it and is overjoyed by the happiness seen, but is a bit sad) Oh, hmm...The pirate guy never came.
  • Kairi: Actually, SpongeBob, you have a surprise from that big present over there. (SpongeBob sees the present, opens it, sees a card, and a hand-and-hook-made communicator. SpongeBob starts reading it)
  • (Patchy): Dear SpongeBob: I'm sorry if our encounter was stupidly short-lived thanks to my fan-boy overload. But I accept the internship. But it is only under the terms that I do it independently. I still prefer my humbler life than just being your biggest fan, and help encourage people to recognize the lessons you and the Lodgers teach us. I am honored that, even though I wasn't the one who defeated North Wind, that I was recognized as a hero in your eyes. Another reason is that, though Dan recognizes I meant no ill will, he's legally obligated by his delivery company to sue me for wrecking his van. I am now legally forced to stay in Encino to pay off the damages in a debt-house arrest. I hold no ill-tidings for Dan...though I have a slightly more negative opinion for the delivery company. I'll wear my internship proudly as the continuing factor in making the people understand your lessons. Yours truly, The President of your Fan Club, Patchy the Pirate. P.S.: I still care for you even when your original series has started to become... noticingly and extremely different than the Steven Era. I hope the writers responsible for your episodes start cleaning up their acts and stop making you do hypocritically-questionable things, and...things even stupider than Patrick. But most of all, I really hope the surprisingly-coming second sequel of your movie redeems that issue.
  • SpongeBob:...(Sighs) What a great guy. Though he didn't have to remind me what a mess my original show has been for a while now. Oh well, it's great to hear from him again.

Heat Miser's Territory

  • Venus: (She is squeak-cheering as she opens her presents, and after getting a picture of Patchy and Potty, Vulcan arrives)
  • Vulcan: Venus? Aren't you forgetting something? (Venus gives a confused look)...The present that Santa gave you while you were in the Workshop? (Venus realizes, and takes it out, and after 2 seconds, opens it, and a blue orb comes out of it that goes inside Venus' mouth) WHOA, VENUS!!! ARE...are you okay?
  • Venus:...Yeah, I'm fine. I'm just--(Realizes, and covers her throat)
  • Vulcan:...Venus? You...you...
  • Venus: I can talk! I CAN TALK!! WOOHOO!! (Hugs Vulcan, though crushing him in the process)
  • Vulcan: AHHKKK!! VENUS, EASY WITH THE HUGGING!!
  • Venus: Oh, sorry. (Chuckles) Just got a bit too hyped up. I'd better go tell father about this! FATHER! (Runs off)
  • Vulcan:...(Chuckles) She's all grown up now.

After Chrismas Day.

  • A news track is played.
  • Scorch: Scorch Scorchington here. In recent events, Copperfang has processed his final act as toy company owner to sue Darwin Weasley for attempted assassination and mass-monopolizing of the now-crumbling D-Mart Enterprises. The court was won, and Darwin Weasley has been sent to the now out-of-debt Prison 42 and the original owner of the returning company of Porkmart, John Porkermeat, is restoring the stores to their former glory. Copperfang has since retired, and is now living in a cottage with the owner of Paige Toys Inc., Miss Paige. In lighter news, folks are still talking about the most epic fight before Christmas ever since. It wasn't expected, but it still certainly gave 2014 an exciting note to end on it's final days before we enter 2015. And now, SPORTS with-- (Static appears as the scene chages to the next)

Epilogue

Chronicler's Room

  • Jiminy:...So there you have it. After literally 3 years of development problems, you finally get to see the long-awaited Christmas Special. And it was certainly a great Christmas gift to start off Season 3. Well, from all of us to all of you, Merry Christmas, and a Happy New-- (Screams were heard as Gonzo and Rizzo crashed North Wind's chariot into the building, surprising Jiminy, Namine, and The Chronicler)
  • Chronicler: GOOD HEAVENS!!
  • Namine: HOLY COW!!
  • Rizzo: (Gonzo and Rizzo appear from the dust clouds coughing)...Sorry about that. We needed a way to get back to you guys, and nobody was really touching this chariot, so...
  • Jiminy: So you swiped it?
  • Rizzo: Oh, I'm sure you guys can magically bring it back to their owners, so it's not technically swiping.
  • Gonzo: And it wasn't easy getting here.
  • Rizzo: We hit a lot of...snags in the form of property damage and reckless endangerment that's sure to get us into some deep trouble with Tricorn.
  • Gonzo: But we'll ask Kermit to help us pay for the damages. He does a lot of court cases in some occasions since we do a lot of movie biz since our last current movie.
  • Chronicler: No need. These things repair themselves. Besides, it's Christmas. How about you join us for saying goodbye to the audience?
  • Gonzo: Sure thing. It was nice telling this crazy story to all of you, so goodbye!
  • Rizzo: Enjoy the rest of Season 3!
  • Jiminy: Good night, folks. And, we finish this off, the Lodgers will give you a special Christmas song as a final farewell for this speical. Take it away, gang!
  • SpongeBob: (He and the other Lodgers appeared)
  • Spongebob: A 1, a 2, a skilly-dilly-do!...

(This song plays)

Spongebob Squarepants The very first Christmas to me! Lyrics

Spongebob Squarepants The very first Christmas to me! Lyrics

Fin (In Christmas-style letters)

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