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A Yakking Problem in Yakyakistan is the 8th Episode of Season 3B of the SpongeBob and Friends Adventures Chronicles series. A stressing defeluptment is happening in Yak Terratories in all of Equestia. They are being attacked and corrupted by a returning anichent evil from the Yaks' past. The Yakotaur, a Minotaur/Yak hybrid born from a union between two powerful warlords of Yak and Minotaur meant to be the ultamate warrior in a bid to control equestia. But the Yakotaur revolted against his parents and entrapped them into a dark magical dimention after being bonded with a powerful evil spirit. The Yakotaur then began to corrupt Yaks into becoming his mindless warrior army to congure all of Equestia in his own terms. However, Rutherford's ansisterial clan stood up to the Yakotaur and defeated it in viking sytile battle! The Leader of the Clan punched Yakotaur so hard, it sent him straight into Tartarus as another resident. While the left behind staff was left to be placed in inside the ruins of the old city of Anichent Yakyakistan, inside a cave in the Sea of Clouds, which isn't too far from the Bone Dry Desert, where the great battle took place. Now it was uncovered by the extremely more intelligent and sofisicated and proper speaking brother of Rutherford, Prince Yakbrain, who is an intelligent but under-utilised trade dealer and once rightful heir to the yak throwne until he was replaced because he offered too many changes not comfertable to the yaks. Now he came to be secretly working with the freed but depowered Yakotaur in thanks to the Bug Animals causing the prison escape. Now, reunited with his staff as it entered it's true potaintional, Yakotaur went out of his way to control all yaks with the promise of letting Yakbrain take over Rutherford's yaks after he turns Yakbrain's said brother into a slave so he cannot be so easily defeated. However, what Yakbrain is doing is risking another Tirek sytile betrayal once he finally gets rid of Rutherford as a threat. Can the Ponies and the Lougers defeat the Yaks' returning threat and save Rutherford?

Transcript

Chapter 1: A Secret in The Cold

Prior to the events of Party Pooped.

  • The Yak Village was seen.
  • Prince Rutherford, and another yak that looks like him, but smarter, more sofisicated looking for a yak, digifived, poise, and intelligent both arrived before a group of older yaks.
  • Head Elder Yak: "...... Yak Elders have desided that it's time to reopen borders to ponies. The events relating to, it, have long been forgotten. It time to re-establish a new kinship with ponies."
  • The other yak: "Oh great elders, I am so thrilled to hear that! Now that certain events have long since passed, it is the perfect oppertunity to open our borders! I humbly accept the ambassitor mission to Equestia and establish a new path to kinship with them-"
  • Head Elder Yak: "No, Son Yakbrain. This no mission for smarty trade establisher yak. This must be done by leader of Yakyakistan. Son Rutherford."
  • Prince Yakbrain: "...... (Laughs hoitly)! I never have known you for having a sense of humor, father dearist! Rutherford, an easily provokeable dunce, being an ambassitor? He has about as much grace as a yet-booni's rear end! He would likely declaire war because of something as stupid of someone using a playor piano making it look like they were actselly capable of it!"
  • Head Elder Yak: "SON YAKBRAIN?! (Yakbrain flinched) Son Rutherford may not be as smarty as you, but he no stupid."
  • Prince Rutherford: "Yeah, Brother Yakbrain. Yak Prince no stupid."
  • Prince Yakbrain: "What's 9+10?"
  • Prince Rutherford: "...... 21?"
  • Prince Yakbrain: "....... FATHER, PLEASE TELL ME YOU'RE NOT ACTSELLY CONSIDERING THIS?!"
  • Head Elder Yak: "We try to establish friendship with ponies, not trade."
  • Prince Yakbrain: "Ya know, my talents stem beyond establishing trade routes, father! I can be an ambassitor a thoundson times better then this blubbering buffoon?!"
  • Head Elder Yak: "SON RUTHERFORD NOT BUFFOON?! SON RUTHERFORD IS PERFECT?!"
  • Prince Yakbrain: "PERFECT FOR GETTING US INTO A DESISTATING WAR, YOU MEAN?! COMPAIRED TO THE MAGIC FIRE POWER THEY HAVE, EVEN IF YOU TAKE THE ALICORN GODS AND THE REFORMED DRACONQUUI OUT OF THE EQUIATION, YOU WILL SEE THE PONIES DESTROYING YAKYAKISTAN AND EXSILING US BACK TO THE YAK HOMELAND AND/OR THE NORSE ISLES?! IS THAT WHAT YOU WANT?!"
  • Head Elder Yak: "SON RUTHERFORD IS PERFECT FOR AMBASSITOR MISSION?! SON YAKBRAIN TOO COMPLEX FOR PONIES?! SON RUTHERFORD HAS SIMPLE NEEDS?! SIMPLE, IS GOOD?! COMPLEX, NOT GOOD?!"
  • Prince Yakbrain: "But, father-"
  • Head Elder Yak: "END DISCUSSION?!"
  • Other Yak Elder: "Actselly, Head Elder Yakkity Yak-"
  • Voice: "Don't come back."
  • Everyone was confused by that.....
  • Prince Yakbrain: "...... Who keeps saying that?!"
  • Other Yak Elder: "..... Anyway, Rutherford is new to this. Maybe have Yakbrain teach Rutherford to be better ambassitor?"
  • Head Elder Yakkity Yak: "...... Fair enough. Son Yakbrain will teach Rutherford how to be better ambassitor. Son Rutherford's your respondsability."
  • Prince Yakbrain: "..... Yes, father. (Looks at Rutherford with clearly established resentment.)."
  • Head Elder Yakkity Yak: "Sons Rutherford and Yakbrain, dismiss."
  • The duo leave.

Yakbrain's hut.

  • Prince Rutherford: "..... Look, Yak Prince no want brother to be mad at Yak Prince. Yak Prince no can help that Yak Dad favors me."
  • Prince Yakbrain: "Just, drop it! I can at least make this work..... (Ponders abit, and then realises that he can use this to his advantage and make Rutherford look bad.)...... Here's a little known fact about pony culture..... They, are master mimicers!"
  • Prince Rutherford: "..... Ponies good at copying?"
  • Prince Yakbrain: "Oh yes! It is actselly an unspoken part of their culture! They take pride in mimicing other cultures! Why, when exstingished ambassitors come in, they are treated to eateries that mimic their own, but even better! They mimic every lovely aspect of a culture! Down, to even a mineute detail!"
  • Prince Rutherford: "Meaning...."
  • Prince Yakbrain: "..... You would feel right at home there."
  • Prince Rutherford: "....... Okay, Yak Brother. Yak Prince will inform ponies to make Yak Prince feel like he is back in Yakyakistan!"
  • Prince Yakbrain: "Yes, it'll be as if you never left home. (Quietly) You gulliable boob. (Openly) You are already on your way to be a great ambassitor. (Prince Rutherford leaves)..... (Quietly) Along with the greatest buffoon in history. Soon, father will HAVE to remove him from the rulership, and when I save yak-kind from war, I, will be the new leader, not that adelbated twat! (Laughs wickedly in snickers)! I'll enjoy watching it all unfold in my private outpost."

Yakbrain's outpost.

  • Two dumb yaks that look like Rutherford's bodyguards are seen butting heads with eachother, as a ice-blue pony of a white mane and tail was seen in a Tempest-like appearence, but only with a cracked but otherwise still functional horn thanks to a metal piece placed onto it as she was seen next to a white-colored Equestian Timberwolf. A penguin in a nice suit was seen tending a very speical couldran.
  • Prince Yakbrain bursted in laughing, getting everyone's attention!
  • Prince Yakbrain: "Look alive, my partners in secretcy! Dum Twins, (The Two Dum Yaks), Ice Valkyrie, (The pony), and Sir Tuxedo, (The Penguin), Line up for the seeing couldran, because I just conducted other way to discredit my idiot brother!"
  • Ice Valkyrie: "(Sighs unimpressed), Again? With due respect sir, it's only gonna end poorly as usual."
  • Dum Twin 1: "But hey, it is funny to see how stupid Prince Rutherford acts."
  • Dum Twin 2: "Yeah, I would laugh my ass off if he declares war over a player piano."
  • Sir Tuxedo: "Oh bother. Must you go through with this again, Prince Yakbrain? Such things never end well. Why insist of going through such a trial over as something as petty of who gets to be the leader of the Yakland Colony of Yakyakistan in Equestia? Isn't being a trade establisher good enough?"
  • Prince Yakbrain: "..... Tuxedo, have you, even MET, other yaks besides me and the Dum Twins?! They're stupid, they're primitive, they're, they're, OUTDATED?! They're stubbern, they're as graceful as a Yet-booni's ass, they're blind traditionalists, they're warmongers, they, are, outright, disgraces, to the world of Equestria?!"
  • Sir Tuxedo: "Sir, please tell me you're still not alittle scorned about how your father desided to go with Rutherford after how he couldn't cope with your changes-"
  • Prince Yakbrain: "DON'T, REMIND ME, OF, THAT, DAY?! I HATED MY FATHER FOR HIS BLIND LOVE FOR "SIMPLENESS" AND "YAKS BEING SIMPLE IS GOOD" PHILOSIFY?! I, could've introdused Yaks into the future far beyond then the still growing tecnological levels the Ponies barely have with Eureka Corp around! Yaks could've gone into the future?! Instead, WE REMAIN STUCK IN THE PAST, BECAUSE OF MY FATHER BEING, SIMPLE-MINDED?!"
  • Ice Valkyrie: "(Sighs)..... My former Mentor Eagle-Beak felt the same way about how he wanted to protect ponies from Nightmare Moon. Celestia had the nerve to not appresiate his offerings to combat her return."
  • Dum Twim 1: "But wasn't Nightmare Moo stopped by those 6 ponies?"
  • Ice Valkyrie: "Moon! Not "Moo"! Point is, my mentor could've succeeded before Nightmare could've done her first misdeed! Eagle-Beak was robbed of his desire before he can really get to start!"
  • Dum Twin 2: "Well I heard he's pretty much hanging out with a bunch of bad aliens now, so-"
  • Ice Valkyrie: "A fall from grace that happened because of, (Angerly looks at a picture of pre-Alicorn Twilight).... Twilight Sparkle! (Fires an ice beam at the picture and frozed the place around the picture as ice stagmites formed.)....... She, ruined Eagle's vision for a safer Equestia. And I will avenge him, for all the kindness he gave me as his student. He taught me to handle my inheritied ice magic so I would not become feared like the Ice Trolls had warned. I could've been exsiled from the warmer side of the Norse isles if it wasn't for him."
  • Dum Twin 1: ".... Yikes. It sounds like you hate Princess Twilight."
  • Ice Valkyrie: "(Laughs softly)..... No set of wings, changes what she did to my mentor. Even as an Alicorn, she will feel my icy pain for what she did to my mentor! I will bury her into a flurry of regret for what she took from me?!"
  • Prince Yakbrain: "Yes, yes, all that revenge on sparkle stuff is fine and dandy, but I have something more intermediate! (Gets to the couldran) The humiliation, of my brother! (The Couldran reveils the start of the events of Party Pooped.)"
  • Rutherford: YAKS DESTROOOYYY!!! (Later) YAAKS SMAASH!!! (Later) YAKS DESTROY!!! (They wrecked whatever they saw)

Halfway into the episode.

  • Yakbrain and the Dum Twins were laughing, but Ice Valkyre and Sir Tuxedo, and the White Timberwolf, were unamused.
  • Prince Yakbrain: "(Laughs), If there is one thing my brother never fails in, IT'S BEING A MORON?! (Laughs!)"
  • The Dum Twins laughed!
  • Dum Twin 1: "He LITTERERALLY TRIED TO SMASH SNOW?!"
  • Dum Twin 2: "YEAH?! WHAT AN IDIOT! (LAUGHS STUPIDLY!)"
  • Ice Valkyrie rolled her eyes at Yakbrain's and his two guards immature laughter, and looked onto the couldran and saw Pinkie Pie talking to Gummy.....
  • Ice Valkyrie listens in closely to the conversation.
  • Pinkie: "(Was writing down the note) I'll just have to go to Yakyakistan, and get some goodies back to ponyville for the Yaks to enjoy!"
  • Ice Valkyrie had a surprised face.
  • Ice Valkyrie: "..... Sir, SIR! (Yakbrain and the Dums stopped laughing). The Pink Fool is planning to go to Yakyakistan and make ponyville more like it!"
  • Prince Yakbrain was surprised!
  • Prince Yakbrain: "WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT?!"
  • Sir Tuxedo: "Oh once again, another of your wild plans fall short, sir! I proposed we end this now and-"
  • Prince Yakbrain: "NO! Ice Valkyrie, I want you, that timberwolf and the dums to go out of your way to stop that pink imbacile?! I can't have her ruin my assention?!"
  • Ice Valkyrie: "I'll make sure the pink mare is stopped. You have my word on this."
  • Ice Valkyrie walked off and turn to the camera to fade out.

Dodge Junction.

  • A local sheep farm was seen as a sleeping sheep herder was seen.
  • Ice Valkyrie, her Timberwolf, and the Dums were seen.
  • Ice Valkyrie: "...... Bum, Rum, (The two Dums)...... Open the gate. (The Dums do so.)..... Whitewood, (White Timberwolf), Chase!"
  • Whitewood the white Timberwolf snarled and ran in and began chasing the sheep, as sheep screams were heard!
  • The Sheep Herder woke up!
  • Sheep Herder: "WHAT IN THE WORLD?! (Saw his sheep being chased!) YIKES?! AN ALBINO TIMBER WOLF?! ALL THE WAY OUT HERE?! HELP?! HELP?! SOMEPONY HEL- (Gets frozen by Ice Valkyrie)...."
  • Ice Valkyrie: ".... Dums, keep him out of sight."
  • Rum Dum: "Out of sight, out of mind, coming up."
  • Bum Dum: "Uhhh, yeah.... What you said."
  • The Dums took the frozen herder inside his shack and closed the door.
  • Whitewood chased the sheep out and stopped, as the sheep ran straight for the town where they would stop at the tracks, just as Pinkie's train arrived.
  • Rum Dum: "..... Did it worked?"
  • Pinkie's voice: "CURSE YOU, SHEEP?!"
  • Ice Valkyrie smiled confidently....
  • Ice Valkyrie: "It worked..... But to be safe, we should keep a firm eye on that pink mare dolt." (They were later seen sabotaging the journey in many ways, from Ice Valkyrie putting Jubile to sleep, causing that beetles distraction to happen, even including directing Pinkie to the Yet-Booni, but when they failed to stop Pinkie from reaching the gate, they were surprised to see her accidentally sliding all the way back to Sugarcube Corner as all this was seen in Yakbrain's Cauldron)
  • Yakbrain: BAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! WHAT A LOSER!!! (The cauldron bleeped red and went back to Rutherford)
  • Rutherford: WE DECLARE WAAAAARRR!!! (Twilight and Spike gasped in shock)
  • Sir Tuxedo: "..... Oh dear....."
  • Yakbrain:... YES!!! (He cackles in triumph) JUST AS I SUSPECTED!! Now father will have to listen to me now!
  • ???: Maybe plan would work if Yakbrain didn't yell outloud, even if private outpost is very far away from Yakyakistan! (Yakkity Yak was seen)
  • Yakbrain: FATHER!... I, duh, I, I can explain!
  • Yakkity Yak: Yakbrain attempt to sabotage ambassador trip. Yakbrain bring shame to family and Yakyakistan! Yakbrain no longer allowed to interact with ponies or be trader for greater matters!
  • Yakbrain: Father, please, I-
  • Yakkity Yak: YAKBRAIN NO LONGER ALLOWED TO INTERACT WITH PONIES OR BE TRADER FOR GREATER MATTERS!!!! YAKKITY SMASH! (He wrecked and destroyed all of his power)
  • Sir Tuxedo: "HEADS UP?!"
  • Yakbrain: FATHER, NO, STOP!!! STOP IT, PLEASE!!! FATHER, DON'T!!! (Yakkity Yak destroyed everything)... No!
  • Yakkity Yak: Now Yakbrain cannot harm anyone anymore! Yakkity Yak expects apology to Rutherford by end of trip, or Yakbrain banished!
  • Sir Tuxedo was seen hiding!
  • Sir Tuxedo: "You may as well obey sir, the jig is up!"
  • Yakbrain:... (Sighs) Yes, father!
  • Yakkity Yak: YAKTON!!! (Another bigger yak came in)
  • Yakbrain: "(Quietly) Oh by the great yaks of yore, not Yakton!"
  • Yakton: (Hulking voice) YAKTON COME!!!
  • Yakkity Yak: Yakton keep eye on Yakbrain and make sure he doesn't disobey Yakkity Yak!
  • Voice: "Don't come bac-"
  • Yakkity Yak: YAKKITY YAK NOT IN MOOD FOR JOKE NOW?! Anyway..... Report to Yakkity Yak if he does so.
  • Yakton: Yakbrain no leave Yakton's sight! (Yakkity Yak left) Yakbrain will come with Yakton now! (In Bulk Biceps fashion, he used his pecs to lift Yakbrain comically and carry him away and to the gate just as the Dum Twins and Ice Valkyrie and Whitewood)
  • Rum Dum: Boss, the pink one just slid away like a clumsy ox, and... (Sees Yakkity)...... And... And we're in deep s***!
  • Ice Valkyrie: "..... Knew this plan was gonna fail."

After events of Party Pooped

  • Rutherford: YAKBRAIN LIE TO BROTHER!! PONIES NO MIMICKERS!!! PONIES MORE GOOD AT BEING WELCOMING AND UNDERSTANDING HARMLESS PEOPLE!! YAKBRAIN TRICK BROTHER INTO DECLARING WAR WITH PONIES!! YAKBRAIN ALMOST DESTROY YAKYAKISTAN!!!
  • Yakbrain: OH FOR YAKSON PETE'S SAKE, RUTHERFORD, I SAID I WAS SORRY!!!
  • Rutherford: TOO LATE FOR APOLOGY!! YOU LIKELY ONLY SAID APOLOGY BECAUSE YAK DAD SAID SO?!
  • Yakbrain: "OH DON'T BE TOO SURPRISED THIS HAPPENED, EVEN IF IT WAS MY DOING, IT STILL PROVES THAT YOU ARE NOT A PROPER AMBASSITOR?! ESPEICALLY THAT YOU DECLARED WAR, OVER A PLAYER PIANO?!"
  • Rutherford: NO MATTER IF YAKBRAIN RIGHT?! YAKBRAIN BEING RIGHT IS MOOTED CAUSE IT STILL YAKBRAIN'S FAULT! YAKBRAIN MAKE BROTHER LOOK STUPID!!! YAKBRAIN NOT SORRY!! Yakbrain lucky yak brother cares too much to allow father to banish him. Yakbrain is lucky he no suffer worst fate. Yakbrain should be ashamed!
  • Yakbrain: ALRIGHT, FINE!! You want me to be real, brother? It's time I finally said this to you. Prince Rutherford, you, are an IDIOT!! You would destroy this town and it's subjects in stubborn fashion if something were to happen like, say, an avalanche buried the place. I was only doing what was best for Yakyakistan!
  • Rutherford: Yakbrain was only doing what was best for Yakbrain! Yakbrain dishonors his own family for misjudging Brother Rutherford!
  • Yakbrain: Oh, I'M misjudging you? (Laughs) I'm not misjudging yaks***!
  • Rutherford: HEY, WATCH LANGUAGE!!
  • Yakbrain: Whatever, you are not the rightful leader of Yakyakistan. I am! I could've liberated us from this low-brow poverty! The only one I ever misjudged was dad!! I was even ashamed to even be related to yet another dumb ox, and ashamed to think he could even try to be worth ANY of our time! It's clear that I can't stop you. But here's my last word on the matter: Someday you WILL see that maybe you're not the rightful leader of Yakyakistan. You'll see that your idiocy will potentially be the death of Yakyakistan! And should that happen and you look for me... Then all I will say is you made your choice and so did father! You two think you can run the place responsibly? Then fine! Do it! See if I care! Destroy the village with your stupidity. I may not be sorry in your eyes, never mind the fact I can't see them in that stupid overgrown uncutted hair of yours, but there's one thing I AM sorry for:... I'm sorry, I had the displeasure, of being related to YOU, AND OUR FATHER, OR ANY OF THE IDIOTS IN THIS VILLAGE!! Now get out of my sight!
  • Rutherford:... Rutherford sorry he may not seem like a good leader to brother. But Rutherford wishes to try and do good in leading Yakyakistan. Rutherford assures you, that he will not disappoint you, in any way poss-

After Events Of Not Asking for Trouble

  • Rutherford: DISAPPOINTED?!
  • Yakbrain: YOU CAUSED AN AVALANCHE THAT BURIED YAKYAKISTAN AND DIDN'T ACCEPT HELP FROM THE PINK ONE AND JUST HOPED STUPIDLY SHE WOULD HAVE THE SENSITIVITY TO HELP WITHOUT MAKING YOU ASK?!
  • Rutherford: "To be fair, she did anyway."
  • Yakbrain: Mainly because you were lucky that ponies are incapable to give up easily. I CAN'T EVEN LEAVE ON A MINOR BUSINESS TRIP WITHOUT HEARING THAT YOU F***** UP IN THIS FASHION?! HOW F*****G STUPID ARE YOU?!
  • Rutherford: "LOOK, IF IT HELPS YAKBRAIN, PINK PONY SHOWED ME THAT THERE IS NO SHAME IN ASKING FOR HELP?! RUTHERFORD HEARD ABOUT HOW SOME YAKS WERE UNCOMFERTABLE ABOUT SITUATION?! So maybe some yak traditions could use some change."
  • Yakbrain: "...... Ya know what? I'm not even surprised anymore. I am going somewhere to vent my frustraightions. And you best not stop me! It'll only make things worse! (Yakbrain stomps on out!)"

A lonely dark cave.

  • Yakbrain was seen frustraighted as ever.
  • Yakbrain: "....... I know you're in there?!"
  • ???: "(Darken Voice) Ohhhhh, if it isn't Prince Yakbrain...... I haven't really gotten to see you since the day you lost your position."
  • Yakbrain: "Or to be more percise, our last encounter was when that ambassitoring fiasco lead to me to complain to you like mad!"
  • A tall, immensely thin, large hooded robed figure came forth.
  • Figure: "Oh please spare me of that reminder. The only good thing that came out of that rant was was you coming to accept my offer."
  • Yakbrain: "Oh, you mean coming after the Staff of The Yakotaur? Well say no more, because I have became HEAVILY motivated more then ever to get you the blasted thing?!"
  • Figure: "(Laughs), So...... Your brother proved too hard to cope with then? Not surprising, since your basicly the only intelligent Yak out of all of them."
  • Yakbrain: "Hence why I am "Prince Yakbrain". It is maddening to be the only one with any real brains, and yet I am redused to being basicly their trade establisher?! Granted, I may as well because the others are too stupid to do it themselves, but I CAN DO SO MUCH MORE THEN TRADES?! I could've at the least set the path to a brighter future if father wasn't so, afraid of complexity! Well, I am going to bring that change, one way or another?! I'll set up an exbition in the Bone Dry Desert to find Midgard Mountain, admitetly! I heard about a very well known archiologiest of interest in a rundown dump known as "Klugetown"..... Ugggh. Even the name sounds filthy."
  • Figure: "Good. And remember. Once you get me the staff, I will see to it that when I come to control all Yaks, you, will be given rule of Yakyakistan, if you so choose and depending of circumstances. It's the Yaklands of the Norse Isles is what I want."
  • Yakbrain: "Well with you controling them, at least they'll be given a brain in some way. Just be warned that the location of the staff was left unspecified for a reason, so, don't expect the blasted thing to be found quickly."
  • Figure: "Oh, don't worry. I got all the time of the world to worry about my staff. But like I said, now that the yaks and the ponies are closer, I am made to hide in the shadows, so I can't exactly come with you until my staff has returned."
  • Yakbrain: "Well, you'll attract too much attention anyway, and this is a need-to-know basis after all. You will have that staff yet. (Leaves)."
  • Figure: "... (Quietly) And the sooner that happens... (Laughs evily)... Reunion will never have tasted so sweeter...."

Chapter 2: A Bone Dry Exhibition

Klugetown Airdocks

  • Yakbrain was seen riding an airship with his followers torwords it.
  • Yakbrain: "Here we are, assusiates.... Klugetown. You'll never find a more messier town of depravity."
  • Sir Tuxedo: "I believe I know a sister who lives there."
  • Rum Dum: "Is she single?"
  • Sir Tuxedo: "Well, let's just say, she prefers the company of her fellow females if you caught my understanding."
  • Rum Dum: "..... Oh."
  • Yakbrain's airship lands in the docks.
  • Yakbrain: "Ice Valkyrie, I need you and your wood-dog to watch over the airship. Sir Tuxedo, your with me. Dum Twins? Stay close, and don't touch anything."
  • Yakbrain, the Dum Twins and Sir Tuxedo leave the airship.

Klugetown Church

  • A damaged and barely preserved church was seen, named "The Church of Alicornia".
  • A Person-sized Mantis Priest and Nun were seen.
  • Mantis Preist: "Sister Preyer, I need you to see how Professor Spoonful is doing. The poor genius is under a considerable amount of dept to Verko for sometime now. You are his adopted daughter after all."
  • Sister Preyer: "Well, yes. Plus, we haven't see the professor come to the church in a good while. It wouldn't hurt to visit."
  • Mantis Presit: "Indeed. It's not like anyone will come to the church, given the incrsised levels of loss of faith for a good time now."
  • Sister Preyer: "Yes Father Mandid...."
  • Sister Preyer proceeded to walk down the troubled town.

Sister Preyer walked down the town as this music played over he town's sadden nature.

Cars - Our Town (HD)

Cars - Our Town (HD)

  • Sister Preyer arrived to a barely stable observatory universery covered in gratfitie and trees soiled with toilet paper.
  • Preyer reached the door, and gently knocked it.
  • A lazy and fat Porcupine opened it while eating a donut.
  • Porcupine: "Yeah? Look the professor said he was busy and- (Sees Preyer) Oh hey, Preyer!"
  • Sister Preyer: "Hello, Pines."
  • Pines: "Up up! Assisent Prof. Pines!"
  • Sister Preyer: "(Giggles) Yes, "Assisent Prof" Pines. I need to check on Spoonful. Make sure he was allright in light to his dept to Verko."
  • Pines: "Oh, he's up in his lab in the observitory reshreaching old Yak lore."
  • Sister Preyer: "May I see him?"
  • Pines: "Oh your practicly his kid, cept your basicly a giant praying mantis and he's a Spoonbill, alchourse he won't mind you coming in."
  • Sister Preyer walked in as Pines eschourted her in.

Observitory Laboratory.

  • A studious and sofisicated Spoonbill was seen doing exstensive reshurch as mountains and mountains of books were seen, as a pet dragon-moth was seen flying another book to the Professor. This was Professor Spoonful.
  • Professor Spoonful: "Oh, thank you Edword. (Takes the book) Your assitsence is always appresiated."
  • The Dragon Moth chirped happly as it flew off!
  • Pines leads Sister Preyer in.
  • Sister Preyer: "Oh I see. That's why he was gone for so long."
  • Pines: "Yeah, I can't imagine anyone more into books then he is."
  • Professor Spoonful: "CONFOUND IT, PINES, I THOUGHT I SAID I DIDN'T WANT ANY VISITORS, YOU LAZY QUILL COVERED BLACKHOLE?! I OUGHTA- (Sees Sister Preyer)...... Preya! (He flew off and landed to meet her and gave her a hug) Good to see you again!"
  • Sister Preyer: "Well, Father Mandid asked me to see if you were all right considering your dept to Verko."
  • Professor Spoonful: "Well tell the good priest he has nothing to fear. I am planning an impourent excabition for the lost staff of the Yakotaur. That staff will not only be the most impourent discovery of the centaury, but it will fix this town and put us back in the right path. I swear, ever since the loss of Founder Fortuna, trouble in the likes of Verko and that crazy Kluge Roc are making this place more of it's namesake. The town was never fully built before Fortuna was gone. Even with Allard trying to fix things to no avail, everything still continues to be costly here."
  • Sister Preyer: "Well then where did you get all of these books?"
  • Professor Spoonful: "Well, these are pretty much Verko's loans being well-spent on something useful for once. And once I get a hold of the staff, no one will have to worry about Verko, not even that smartalic feline, Popper or whatever his name is."
  • Pines: "Pretty sure it was Copper."
  • Sister Preyer: "It's actselly Capper."
  • Professor Spoonful: "Yes yes yes, him! When I get that staff, I'll get Klugetown up and running yet! It will be the crime-infested mess it came to be no more! And certainly it can rid us of that accursed roc!"
  • Sister Preyer: "But you do realise that being in debt to Verko is dangerous. He pretty much has a lot of thugs in his finger tips that in return for a raise would be more then happy to do harm to you."
  • Professor Spoonful: "Well then good thing I have Edward and his flock. (Edword the Dragon Moth came in). The minute Edward's flock senses trouble, any unsaviory brute will be entrapped in hot silk in minutes. Isn't that right, Edward?"
  • Edword chirped agreeingly.
  • Sister Preyer: "Well, I wanted to make sure you were alright."
  • More knocks are heard!
  • Pines: "I'LL GET IT-"
  • Professor Spoonful: "I'LL take this, this time, Pines."
  • Sister Preyer: "But what if it's Verko's thugs?"
  • Professor Spoonful: "They wouldn't've even be able to get this far if it was. We would've heard Edward's flock chirping like mad if it was. Perhaps it's another Nightus' witness or girl scouts again. Alicorns forbid another salesmen."
  • Professor Spoonful walks off.

Front door.

  • Professor Spoonful opens the see through of the door.
  • Professor Spoonful: "I want to advise you that I am not interested in visitors!"
  • Yakbrain, the Dum Twins and Sir Tuxedo were seen.
  • Yakbrain: "A man of privacy, I see? Well, it's just, I am interested to fund an excavation for a very impourent item in Yak history."
  • The Professor's interest grew, and opened the whole door.
  • Professor Spoonful: "..... Would it, happen to include, the Staff of the Yakotaur? Because I am widely interested in it!"
  • Yakbrain: "My, my. Small world after all. Well, I have been asking around town, and I heard you seem to be suffering abit of dept from a local crime boss named, "Vertigo", or whatever it's suppose to be. I'm willing to fund your excavation to find that staff, and to, get you out of dept, if you were to help me get it."
  • Professor Spoonful: "..... Come inside to discuss the terms over tea, good sir."
  • Yakbrain: "I'm actselly a prince, professor."
  • Professor Spoonful: "A prince?! All the way out here?!"
  • Yakbrain: "Of an unfortunately minor status."
  • Professor Spoonful: "..... Forgive my outburst, please, come in gentlemen to my study for tea."

Spoonful's study.

  • Tea was served by Edward.
  • Yakbrain: "I see you have managed to tame your notable infestation problem."
  • Professor Spoonful: "(Edward chirp growls, but Spoonful comes him down)..... To what some people see as pests, I see good in Dragon Moths. They are actselly fascinating and compassionate creatures when you get to know them."
  • Yakbrain: "Quite. You see...... I need that staff because I have abit of a, family issue with my father and dumb brother I need to sort out. You see, I was once the rightful choosen heir ruler of Yakyakistan-"
  • Pines: "WAITWAITWAITWAIT! YAKYAKISTAN?! (He laughs out loud) WHO NAMES THEIR HOME LIKE THAT?! (Laughs)!"
  • Professor Spoonful: ".... PINES! I don't believe, we folk of "KLUDGETOWN", are really in any real postion to judge!"
  • Pines: ".... Fair point."
  • Professor Spoonful: "AND ANOTHER THING, PINES?! HE'S, A GUEST?! (To Yakbrain) Do mind my assisent, he's, easily amused."
  • Yakbrain: "Oh don't worry..... If I had a dollar for everytime someone responded to the name like that, I'd be even richer then royaly established now. That staff is my key to establishing a better relationship with my family and restore my rightful place. My reckless brother nearly declared war with the Ponies of Equestia and recently refused to accept help from said ponies when Yakyakistan suffered a terrible avalanche!"
  • Professor Spoonful: "Hmmm..... He does sound like an idiot. Well, keep in mind that I kinda need that staff too to fix Klugetown, so, I propose we share that thing. You fix your problems first, then I get to fix mine. Sounds like a fair deal?"
  • Yakbrain: "Oh yes Professor, a fair deal indeed."
  • Sister Preyer looked on worried...
  • Sister Preyer approuched Spoonful.
  • Sister Preyer: "Professor, a word?"
  • Professor Spoonful: "..... I'll be right back, your majusty, the sister needs a private conversation."

The Hallway.

  • Sister Preyer: "Father, I'm worried that the Yak's arriveal is too convinent."
  • Professor Spoonful: "Isn't life nothing but convinences?"
  • Sister Preyer: Well I think it's TOO convenient. How do we know we can trust this guy? Do you even know about who originally owned that staff? Let's not forget that the Yakotaur of Legend was definitely not like the Yakotaurs of Minotauria. He was a monster.
  • Professor Spoonful: Even so, I don't see why your worried about the prince. He's clearly a normal Yak.
  • Sister Preyer: I mean that anyone with an interest of that staff like his seems, off. With you, you at least have good intentions, but this prince is obviously a stranger.
  • Professor Spoonful: "Well that doesn't mean I shouldn't be friendly with him."
  • Sister Preyer: Please humor me in this..... Getting help from someone as  suspicious as he is without thinking is NEVER a choice. Surely you should know that in a town like this. His look is the same as that of Verko. Malicious and cold. Living in a wreck like Klugetown made me know who to trust by looking into one's eyes. You can't just walk blindly into this without asking questions. It's dangerous.
  • Professor Spoonful: I assure you Preyer, I am not without caution, I just wanted to be without rudeness either. Also, the key differences between him and Verko is that Verko's a criminal, our guest is royalty, minor as he is. But if it helps you fine ease, if he gets any ideas, I always have Edward by my side. He literally smells danger. (Edward looked angrily at Yakbrain and he gave him a glare that scared him off) I'll be fine! Heck, this is a yak we're talking about. If they know anything, it's how to wreck s***! (Yakbrain was seen drinking tea like a gentlemen).... Admitingly however, he does look too dignifyed for the standerd yak behavior.
  • Sister Preyer: ".... Then please let me come with you on this journey."
  • Professor Spoonful: "Really? You sure Mandid won't mind?"
  • Sister Preyer: "The Church never sees visitors, so it is not like my sudden departure is inconvinent. Besides, he handles much of the impourent aspects of the church anyway, so it's hardly like my assistence is always needed."
  • Professor Spoonful: ".... Fair enough, but only because I would need a healer on standby anyway. Such an exhibition is not likely to be hazard-free anyway."
  • Sister Preyer: "Noy just that, but, to keep you safe in an event the Prince is trouble."
  • Professor Spoonful: "I see. Your worried that I wouldn't be able to hand trouble. I promise you, I am no stranger to would-be exhibition hijackers. (Brings out a magic pistol) One shot of a magic disabler bullet from this magical entrapment gun and any would-be issue is instantly resolved."
  • Sister Preyer: "But still, I-"
  • Professor Spoonful: "I know, I know, you wish to help reguardless. Well, I already said I need a healer on stand-by, so you are coming. I'll send Pines to recruit some help for the exhibition."
  • Yakbrain: "(Comes in) Oh that won't be nessersary, Professor. This will only be me, some of my own assusiates, and you and any 2 choosen partners, and since I assume the dear nun and your opinionated porqupine are coming along, are all the people we need."
  • Professor Spoonful: "Well, I admire the tenacity, but we need a lot of people-"
  • Yakbrain: "Well actselly, Yakyakistan already has a history with the famed Midgard Mountain. As a Yakyakistani, I already have knowledge of what the mountain looks like. The trouble is, the Midgard Temple of which is hidden in the mountain is the problem. Yakyakistani ancestry seemed to have chosen to not record the spefifics of that."
  • Sister Preyer: "And I believe you of all people would know what the real reason is."
  • Professor Spoonful: "Well, yes. It was so less then desireable hands would be unable to get it, let alone the possability of the Yakotaur of Legend returning and using those directions to get his staff back. I know of the Midgard Mountain and where the time is, but.... The problem is, apart from it's legend, it is otherwise an unremarkable mountain that can be seen in the Sea of Clouds. If I can only be able to reckindise that mountain, then I will be able to find the Midgard Temple of the mountain, which in hidden in Valhalla Caves."
  • Pines:... Wait.... Why are the caves named differently than the rest of the Mountain and that Temple? And for that matter, why is that staff placed in the Sea of Clouds south from here and not a more nearer location like the Caves of Conundrum just west from here? That's a maze of caves, so that's sure to be a good hiding place for something like the Staff.
  • Yakbrain: "Anichent Yakyakistanies felt that a land filled with predators and storms appear to be more imposing to would-be shearchers than, a bunch of confusing caves. That, and they have a bit more, relijustus attachment to Midgard Mountain because in legend, it is said to be the home of The Midgard Serpent. A createre said to be so very immeasurely long, it can construct the planet like it's nothing. But worry not. The Midgard Serpent is nothing more than a myth.
  • Pines:... You say that, when we live in a world, filled with magic and mythical creatures?
  • Yakbrain: "Well there are some legends that really are just legends. I mean, a giant serpent long and big enough to be able to constrict the entire planet? What utter mythical nonsense!"
  • Professor Spoonful: "Well, if you insist, then we shall set sky-sails to Midgard mountain."
  • Yakbrain: "Perfect. Thankfully, this time of year, alot of the usual beasts of the cloud seas are either hybernating or migrated somewhere else. That should make travel there relitively safe. The Alicorns forbid if we have to deal with their nonsense while seeking out the staff."
  • Professor Spoonful: Well, what're we waiting for? There's magic to find.
  • The group walked on out.

Sky.

  • Yakbrain's airship is already enroute to the Sea of Clouds.
  • Professor Spoonful was seen reading an old Yak manuscript.
  • Professor Spoonful: "If my calulations are correct, the Midgard mountain should at least be around the southern east of here."
  • Yakbrain: "Well good. I have heard the legend of the mountain myself alot in my youth. I'll know when enough when we are near."
  • Pines:... Yakbrain? I've been meaning to ask... Why is Midgard mountan, Norse themed? And... How did that whole Midgard Serpent thing come to be?
  • Yakbrain: I assumed that you knew. What simpleton would go on an expedition for a relic without knowing it's history?
  • Pines: One that has little info on it?
  • Yakbrain:... Why should I be expected to educate your worthless arse if learning things on your own is suppose to be what archiologiests are suppose to do naterolly!? But then again, am I really surprise, given the state of Kludgetown?
  • Pines: "Okay okay, sorry, I was only curious."
  • Professor Spoonful: "Oh don't mind Pines, he's basicly new to the profession, you can't really expect him to just know these things automaticly. He's more of a eater, not a reshearcher."
  • Yakbrain: "Obviously."
  • Professor Spoonful: "That being said, Pines, let me explain based on my reshearch. The Sea of Clouds is said to be the home of the Midgard Serpent because it was said to line it's constriction of the entire planet."
  • Pines: "Well if that's true, then..... Why, can't anyone see it?"
  • Professor Spoonful: "Well, it's implied that it doesn't have a reason to do so yet. It's said in legends that it would only do so if any of it's gifts given to it are stolen from it."
  • Yakbrain: "Or, just as simply.... It's a myth. Now keep your eyes peeled. We must be coming close to the mountain."
  • Sister Preyer pouted her arms at Yakbrain.
  • Ice Valkyrie: "..... Try to mind the prince, Sister. His attatude greatly stems from his ill tidings with his father."
  • Sister Preyer: "Yes, I, have been informed that he doesn't maintain a healthy relationship with his family."
  • Ice Valkyrie: "It's more then that. He was once the chosen heir to rule Yakyakistan, but he made far too many radical changes to the detriment of his father's simplestic preferences... So he replaced him with Prince Rutherford. And the price for maintaining a simplestic lifesytile, lead to Yakbrain's foolish brother to nearly cause a war with Equestria over a player piano a while back, and refused help from a hopeless situation just recently."
  • Sister Preyer: "..... I understand his frustraightions and woes. I would understand that the greatest anguish for an intellectual person is to take orders and demands of fools, while being helpless to stop their self-ruin."
  • Ice Valkyrie: "I almost feel the same way about Equestrians.... But more on the lines that they have no sense of self-preservation instead of being dumb like the Yaks. You have any idea how often Equestria is threaten by dark forces?"
  • Sister Preyer: "...... Keep in mind that Klugetown hasn't been much able to keep up with current events, so-"
  • Ice Valkyrie: "More, then what any nation or even any world should ever have to cope with!"
  • Sister Preyer: "... I see."
  • Ice Valkyrie: "And once, Equestia was on the path of being strong..... But then it was ruined, and interupted, and the revolutionary who attempted it, was branded as a madman. Now, he is condemned to assusiate with undesireables because he could not find others to support him."
  • Sister Preyer: "Well, fates tend to be unforgiven to those that want to forge a new path into the destinies of many. Perhaps this revolutionary did something wrong to warrent his unfortunate fate?"
  • Ice Valkyrie: "...... Let's just say, it was done by those that did not deserved the greatness they atthived.... That's all I wish to share."
  • Yakbrain: "Okay everyone! The Midgard Mountain has been found! The basis of the excabition, begins!"
  • The Airship arrives to a mountain covered in anichent Yak symbols.
  • Yakbrain: "..... Be advised that we're likely gonna be here for a bit of a while, so, do not expect this to not take up a margin of the current year."
  • Pines: "Well, good think that I maintained my donuts."

The Excabintion camp, present day, during the last episode.

  • A wall of the mountain that has seen days of being cracked at by many excabition tools is seen finally caving in!
  • Professor Spoonful: "Good news, Your highness. The wall that was blocking out the Valhalla Caves where it is said the Midgard Temple is held has finally fallen. And when my calculations are correct... Those months spent on escalating it will finally pay off."
  • Yakbrain: "...... Finally..... All right everyone..... This escabition has finally reached it's climax. History, is being made. Let's, help it get there."
  • The group entered into it, and are amazed by anichent but surprisingly well preserved ruins of an anichent Yak city.
  • Pines: "Whoooa, what IS this place?!"
  • Yakbrain: "...... The Midgard Temple..... Or as it was initionally called...... Yakyakistan."
  • Pines: "Wait..... If THAT'S Yakyakistan, then what's the place in the Frozen North?"
  • Yakbrain: "We took the name to the new colony and started to call THAT Yakyakistan, to distence ourselves from, our less then glamorious history. I trust you all are well educated on what that was? (The group nodded yes.)..... Good. Then I don't have to be arsed to reference it again. Now, be sure to stick firmly to the path to the temple itself. The city's structure is like a maze. Yaks were once a very different sort before we came to dumb down thanks to years of isolation."
  • Pines: "So wait..... The Yaks are stupid because they want to forget their past sins so badly that they stopped being like THIS?!"
  • Yakbrain: "To be ever dismay, yes..... They felt so awful about their part in the existence of the Yakotaur of Legend, that...... There's no need to be reminded of that. Let's get moving."
  • The Group walked on.
  • Some figures were seen wooshing in the shadows of the city.

A farther part of the city.

  • The figures arrived.
  • A fat but muslely armed Panan Satyr was seen as more Panan Satyrs arrived. They all wear a consistent anichent armor.
  • Satyr 1: "..... Master Molir. The Midgard Temple has finally been found, by outsiders."
  • Satyr 2: "They are a misfit sort. Three Yaks that I think are Yakyakistani, a pony, a white Timber Wolf, and a bunch of Klugetownians. They're likely here for the Staff of the Yakotaur of Legend."
  • Satyr leader (Master Molir): "Hmmmmmm...... I did not managed to escape that crumbling nation that was Pana, that was being ruined by those Storm Clan bastards, with our respective clans, to live under the generosity of the mighty Midgard Serpent, just to have that ruined by likely thieves. Midgardians, assemble our warriors. We shall capture the outsiders, and erased their memory of this place, not just for our sake, but for the world's, as we all know how the great serpent tends to handle theft of ANY gifts it takes."
  • Satyr 3: "Agreed, sir. It gave us seaweed and fish from the oceans to feed our clans for days. We must protect anything that belongs to it, espeically that staff."
  • Satyr 4: "Why must we protect that staff? The Yakotaur is like the Storm Clan rolled into an individual!? Can't we just let those thieves take it and we replace the thing?"
  • Master Molir: "That's the problem, fool..... What if these intruders work for the Yakotaur? It is no secret that Tartarus would not hold him forever. It's possible he has escape even long before this point and time and finally got those lot togather to get back the staff. So yeah, we have to protect that staff, even if they seem like harmless crooks so far."
  • Satyr 4: "Forgive my rudeness, Master Molir, but what if someone in our clan is delfeupting the Storm Clan's madness and that staff happens to be around? I am only asking that we let the outsiders take it out of here and-"
  • Master Molir: "(Grabs the Satyr)..... Listen good........ Any hypothetical member of our clan befelling to the Storm Clan's kind of madness, is NOTHING to the Yakotaur..... LET ALONE THE RAGE OF THE MIDGARD SERPENT?! Reguardless of everything behind their reason being here, we stop these outsiders?! UNDERSTOOD?!"
  • Satyr 4: "(Gulp)..... Yes master. Forgive my anxiousness."
  • Master Molir: "Good. Now, do as you are asked, (lets the 4th go) and get the warriors of our clans ready!"
  • The 4 set out to do such!
  • A little Wyvern Bird creature landed on Molir.
  • Wyvern Bird: "And, pardon my asking sir, but, what makes you sure the Yakotaur is involved?"
  • Master Molir: "If this was a normal raid, it would be mostly Klugetownians at the least. Maybe some rogue ponies, like the ones that nice "Daring Do" was nice enough to help thwart... But Yakyakistani Yaks? Even only three of them? It was said that the yaks would never come back here to demonstrate that they're ashamed of this beautiful city and the temple, for the ugly past assusiated with it. More likely then not, those yaks, and perhaps at least half of those others, are likely either directly influenced by the Yakotaur, or were unknowingly roped into his scheme. Yaks that dare come back to city would never have good intentions."
  • Wyvern Bird: "Well what makes ya sure they aren't just tourists?"
  • Master Molir: "I assure you, my little Valkyrien, none of these yaks would've agreed to a tour of this city if it was harmless."
  • Wyvern Bird (Valkyrien): "Fair enough."
  • Master Molir: "But don't worry. These outsiders will not suffer needless deaths. Our sleep orbs will render them harmless enough to make sure we can safely removed their memories, take them back to their homes in the stealth of night, and rebuild our blockade wall to the Valhalla cave."
  • Valkyrien: "Good, because I cannot stress enough that you guys are at greater risk of corruption in thanks to what the Storm Clan did to your kind."
  • Master Molir: "I don't need to be reminded of our spieces' unfortunate curse of being very easy to corrupt. Even the death of the bug would stimulate the curse enough to make our clans as insane as the Storms. So all the more good our healers are working to reverse that for us and any Panan that wishes to escape the Storm Clan's madness."
  • Valkyrien: "Yeeeeeaaaaaah, but they've been at it for a while. It'd be great if we can use that Yakotaur staff, that thing looks like it can trump the Storm Clan's magic."
  • Master Molir: "Yes, but it is currently corrupted by the Yakotaur's evil. It needs a great deal of purification for it to be any use. Besides, the Midgard Serpent would never surrender it's gifts to it's original owner, and even then, the Yakotaur himself is as corrupt as the Storm Clan, if not worse! It would take a miracle divised by gods themselves to make that a reality. Until then, I would rather not let that staff be misused by anyone, Yakotaur, or otherwise."
  • Valkyrien: "Want me to keep watch on those guys to see what they're up to?"
  • Master Molir: "You are my eye in the sky, are you not? You need not my permission for that! Make haste, my winged helper! (Valkyrien flew off!)"

Inside the Temple

  • Beautiful and elegant architecture was seen as te group walked in.
  • Pines: "..... Wow..... And the Yaks used to be like this?"
  • Yakbrain: "(Sheds a tear)..... Yes..... It's almost sad how much a culture has fallen because of one honest mistake. The Yak came to hate complexity and became more, "simple", and DUMB! But with that staff, I CAN make the Yaks like this again, even more!"
  • Sir Tuxedo: "Well, at least until this falls flat on it's safe like all of your other "Make Yaks Better" plans."
  • Yakbrain: "(Through his teeth) Spare, us, the details, Tuxedo?!"
  • Sister Preyer: "(Suspitious look) Define, these other "Plans"?"
  • Yakbrain: "Now good sister, there's no need to worry about that, they're all in the past.... And we came here, for the future."
  • Pines: "Tecnecally, this place itself is PART of the past, so-"
  • Yakbrain: "I mean, we came here to retreved a certain thing of the past, to bring, TO, the future!"
  • Bum Dum: "Yeah! I was considered the dumber twin, and even I knew that!"
  • Rum Dum: "Suuuuuuuure you did."
  • Ice Valkyrie: "(Stops everyone)......"
  • Yakbrain: "What is, Ice Valkyrie?"
  • Ice Valkyrie: "...... (Looks torwords a suspitious tile)....... If I'm not mistaken, that tile, if pressed, would likely activate.... (Points up to the left direction to point at a hanging gaint upside down ax aiming at their direction)..... That, trap."
  • Professor Spoonful: "..... Goodness......  An ancient booby trap?"
  • Ice Valkyrie: "..... No. It looks too advance to be an ancient temple trap. Besides, it's too soon for the more anichent ones..... This temple has been modernised by something else....."
  • Pines: "..... (Gulp)..... Are you trying to suggest that, we're not alone here?"
  • Ice Valkyrie: "Think about it.... Why else was that wall there in the front of the caves? Why is this temple as well kept as it is and now a decrepted crumbling ruin?"
  • Pines: "..... Ancihent Yak Enginuity?"
  • The Awkword Drum sound was heard......
  • Ice Valkyrie: "...... More along the lines of..... This place has new occupents......."
  • Yakbrain: "WELL THEY BETTER NOT BE AFTER THE STAFF?!"
  • Professor Spoonful: "I doubt it. Raiders would not take the time to restore this magnifisent place if they were after the staff. I believe, we are dealing with well-intentioned souls that seem to want to avoid the staff from ever seeing the light of day ever again."
  • Pines: "Well it did belonged to the Yakotaur after all, so, not that far off!"
  • Professor Spoonful: "But the question is..... What is the purpose?"
  • Yakbrain: "I have a throey: They're a bunch of ecthists that are against archology and they want to interfear with your discovery!"
  • Professor Spoonful: "Well if so, they have to be VERY talented architects to have managed to keep an anichent city and temple from decaying after all these years! Let alone being able to build traps of this creativity! Also, wouldn't ethicists be against appropriating an ancient culture?"
  • Yakbrain: "..... Ethcists with double-standerds?"
  • Sister Preyer: "Well whatever the case, they must not want us near the staff, for any reason. I mean, this was something that belonged to an anichent evil, after all, so I wouldn't call their efferts unreasonable."
  • Yakbrain: "But they are inconvinent! Good Professor, do you not want the staff to fix Klugetown?"
  • Professor Spoonful: "...... But of course. Although, I'll have to turn this aquiring of the staff to be a temporary borrowing. I will only need it to send Klugetown down the right path, then I'll let you have it to get the Yaks back to their former intellectual glory, if even better, then, we must agree to return it back."
  • Yakbrain: "WHAT?! But, I mean... Look, I have this benufactor that promises to help me who said he wants to be able to maintain it!"
  • Professor Spoonful: "Well, then I'm afraid you'll have to inform him that he can only keep it for a brief time. Whoever lives here now, clearly doesn't want that staff to leave."
  • Yakbrain sighed.....
  • Yakbrain: ".... Look, we'll, worry about these terms later. Let's focus on finding the staff."
  • Pines: "But, what about the traps? And.... Scary Temple Monsters?"
  • Yakbrain: "That is what Ice Valkyrie is for. She was from Magic University. The most talented of magic users were from that. She would even potaintionally shame the princesses with her mastery of magic."
  • Ice Valkyrie: He's right. I have Level 28 knowledge and this place looks like one I can tackle. First off, I know this kind of architecture and the physics of the traps. It HAD to have been done by a being with dexterity. And the metal is easily distinguishable to have obsidian coloration, which as far as I know, is used as a warning coloration that this place is too important to be disturbed. Only a few beings I know use this strategy: Cynocephalos, Cyclopses, Basajauns, Fauns, Satyrs, Psoglaves, Cuegles, Ettins, Arimaspi, just hippopods in general. So... I'm guessing they came from the hippopod homeland of Pana. Ugh! Figures we'd run into another one of those since the Storm Clan attack on Canterlot two months ago.
  • Rum Dum: Well that incident did paint Panans in a bad light to the land of the original and dominant race of the world.
  • Pines: Well, can we at least tell them we don't mean any harm?
  • ???: I'm afraid harm is all you're doing by being here. (Valkyrien came by)
  • Ice Valkyrie: Oh my goodness! A Macaw Pygmy Wybird Snallygaster! I haven't seen one in years, let alone this species. Blue coloration, golden eyes, and glows like an Alicanto. More surprising is that it can form perfect speech.
  • Valkyrien: D'awww, you charmer! But I have to be the killjoy by saying, you shouldn't be here. I was ordered to see what you were doing, and, yeeeeaaaaaaah, you basicly confirmed us correct. The Staff of Yakotaur can't leave the area. Doing so, would NOT end well, trust me on that.
  • Bum Dum: Hey come on, lady, we already know the thing is dangerous. We said we'd give it back, just give us some slack.
  • Valkyrien: Uhhhh, a-no! You are still not getting the Staff. If it leaves, the staff's new recipient, will likely get a bad reaction from it.
  • Yakbrain: The Tartarus are you talking about? (Satyrs came out and held them at spear point) (GIRLY SHRIEK?!)
  • Professor Spoonful: "Oh that scream was most undigifived."
  • Sir Tuxedo: "Agreed."
  • ???: We're talking about the Midgard Serpent! (Master Molir came)
  • Ice Valkyrie: Oh my various Alicorn Gods, it really IS Panans.
  • Master Molir: Indeed. And you shouldn't have come here. You are going to anger the Midgard Serpent if you steal from it.
  • Yakbrain: Oh for the love of the Alicorn Gods, don't be preposterous. The Midgard Serpent isn't real. It's just one of those fantasy stories that's actually a myth. Like the Bunyip of Luna Bay, and an honest controversey-free bureocrat.
  • Master Molir: Let me assure you, Yak, that the Midgard Serpent is all too real. It's hiding in the tectonic trench beneath our feet as we speak.
  • Yakbrain: Oh bother! Do not try to scare me away, Panan! How do we know you're not insane after so many moons down here? (The Satyrs gasp)
  • Master Molir:... Fine, then! I shall prove it!
  • Yakbrain: Oh, no! You're just trying to stall us. I am not as dumb as the other yaks out there, so do not insult my intelligence.
  • Master Molir: Intelligence is not the same as wistom! You are making a mistake! You walk out of this place with that Staff... It WILL be angry.
  • Yakbrain: I've heard enough of this delusional nonsense. We are getting that staff for the good of our countries, and you can't stop us.
  • Master Molir: Maybe I can't... (Loud stomps were heard)... But HE can.
  • Rum Dum: Getting Yakton flashbacks here! (Approaching them came a Gegenes with goat feet, equine features, and a giant Panan club)...
  • Ice Valkyrie: Holy crap, it's a Gegenes!!
  • Master Molir: Gilgamesh, would you kindly escort these people out of here?
  • Gilgamesh: With pleasure! (He cracks the knuckles of his six hands as he approached them)
  • Bum Dum: Any bright ideas, sir?
  • Yakbrain: "..... Ice Valkyrie, DO SOMETHING?!"
  • Ice Yalkyrie used her magic to teleport the lot on the other side of the temple room as the group started to make a run for it!
  • Master Molir: ".... Well, at least it won't be boring. GET THEM?!"
  • The Warriors charged, while careful to avoid activating their own traps!
  • Pines: "PROFESSOR, MAYBE THIS TRIP WAS A BAD IDEA?!"
  • Professor Spoonful: "GOOD PRINCE, BY ALL MEANS, DON'T BELIEVE THEIR WARNING, BUT MAYBE WE SHOULD RECONSIDER THIS QUEST AND LEAVE!? THEY WOULDN'T'VE TRIED TO TALK WITH US IF THEY WEREN'T SERIOUS ABOUT THAT STAFF?!"
  • Yakbrain: "WELL KEEP IN MIND THAT MY BENUFACTOR WILL NOT FORGIVE ANY FAILURE?! SO WE HAVE TO GET THAT STAFF?!"
  • Professor Spoonful: ("Oh dear, maybe this is what Preyer was refering to about this chap!")
  • Gilgamesh: (He lands in front of them)... You're not laying a hand on that staff!
  • Sir Tuxedo: WATCH US! (Realises what he said) Oh by the heavens, why did I encourage this- (Gilgamesh then used three of his six arms to grab him and Rum and Bum) WAIT WAIT WAIT WAIT, STOP, DON'T HURT ME, IT WAS A SLIP OF THE TONGUE- (The Gilgamesh pounded all their heads to the ground) D'OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH!!!..... Owwwwwie.
  • Gilgamesh: Tch. Wasn't much to watch.
  • Professor Spoonful: "FOR GOODNESS SAKE, YOUR HIGHNESS!? YOUR A YAK?! USE THAT INHEREDITED BRUTE FORCE?!"
  • Yakbrain: Are you insane!? I don't DO violence! I'm too digifived for that! Besides, I'm a pasifist.
  • Professor Spoonful: "..... A pasifist, Yak?"
  • Yakbrain: "Well why do you think I have the Dum Twins and Ice Valkyrie for?!"
  • Gilgamesh: "...... Lame yak."
  • Yakbrain: "That being said so, ICE VALKYRIE?!"
  • Gilgamesh: "HA-HA! Lame Yak hiding behind girly pony! (Laughs stupidly as Ice Valkyrie gets pissed).....
  • Ice Valkyrie: Alright, that tears it! You pushed us, myself esp[eically, too far! (She began to display powerful magic attacks, many of which froze many of the Satyr Guards in ice)
  • Master Molir: Someone stop them! The Staff does NOT leave this place!
  • As the group exited the first room, Ice Valkyrie created a giant ice wall that blocks out the remanding Satyrs!
  • Master Molir: "...... Get some fire orbs here now, to take down that ice wall?!"

Futher down the temple.

  • Sir Tuxedo: "Ohhh, I hate it when I end up getting so stressed out that I just say the wrong words."
  • Rum Dum: "I hate it more that we got dragged into your pummeling as well?!"
  • Professor Spoonful: "..... Good Prince, I hope this isn't too personal to ask, but...... EXACTLY HOW DID YOU CAME TO BE A PASIFIT FOR BEING SOMEONE FROM A SPIECES KNOWN FOR THEIR BRUTE FORCE?!"
  • Yakbrain: "Well that's exactly what it is.... TOO, PERSONAL?! (Walks off ahead of the group)....."
  • Ice Valkyrie: "....... His Pasifist ways are because his younger years were brutal when he was exposed to the Yak training grounds back in the Yaklands."

Flashback.

  • A Young Calf of Yakbrain was seen failing miserably of every trial while Rutherford and even less stronger yak calfs did great!
  • (Ice Valkyrie): "The downside of being the only intelligent yak, is that he was able to reckindise the would-be dangers the trials tend to hold.... It espeically held him back when he and the Yaklings dealt with the most intense of the trails...... A Captive Snow Serpent that would be released onto the Younglings to test their resolve on how they show no fear, as a Snow Serpent only preys on the fearful.... But Yakbrain, failed to do the same."
  • Young Yakbrain screamed like a shirlly bitch and ran away as his fear stimulated the giant Python-like Snow Serpent's senses, which resembles heat pits, as it snarled and chased after him!
  • Young Rutherford: "BROTHER YAKBRAIN?!"
  • Young Yakbrain was cornered into the other side of the area as the snow serpent closed in hissing!
  • Young Yakbrain covered his eyes and cried like a wuss, fearing for his life!
  • Young Rutherford: YAK SMASH!!! (He stepped on the Snow Serpent's tail as it screeched in pain, and Young Yakbrain watched in horror as Rutherford beat up the serpent violently into submission, the serpent is still alive, but is rendered unconjustus)... Why brother not do anything?
  • Young Yakbrain: I told you a thousand times, Rutherford, I am not the violent type.
  • Young Rutherford: Violence and strength are not the same thing. Violence is reckless fighting while strength is controlled fighting. Yakbrain must learn that in order to survive.
  • Young Yakbrain: What's the point? All we do is brutalize our opponents and wreck anything with our bad tempers. I wanna be the leader so we don't have to wreck the first thing we don't like, and live with a bunch of mush-headed simpletons! We've already endangered our people multiple times, and I'll be darned if I let it destroy itself.
  • Young Rutherford: Yakbrain underestimate yaks' prosperity.
  • Young Yakbrain: WHAT PROSPERITY?! Darn it, we're isolated in the middle of this frozen tundra. We haven't opened our borders for hundreds of moons. And what, I ask you, is prosperous in being brutal?
  • Young Rutherford: We yaks must be brutal. We left Yaklands to make prosperity and survive. Yakbrain has forgotten his place in Yakyakistan.
  • Young Yakbrain: Oh, I'VE forgotten? That's rich coming from the goofball of the family. Nobody wants anything to do with us if we should always behave like this. I don't want this blind recklessness to be our undoing, and if it means I make us more passive and penalize those for even the most harmless of hospitality, then so be it.
  • Young Rutherford: You know why yaks this way, brother!
  • Young Yakbrain: Oh, what, because of that sob story about the Yakotaur of Legend? You expect me to believe that being isolated dumbbells is supposed to make everyone forget what happened that time? The only thing that proves is that you're cowards. Albeit, macho cowerds, but cowerds none the less?! We are dishonoring our names in the Yaklands of Tauria by hiding and becoming dim-witted enough to forget what we did. Hiding and mental regression is NOT honor, and you know it. That's why I want to lead. I want us to not only stop hiding, but come out... Nothing like THIS!!
  • Young Rutherford: Yaks know what they're doing.
  • Young Yakbrain: I refuse to agree with anything you say. I wish to agree with someone who truly knows what they're doing. I am doing this for the good of our people, Rutherford! So I advise you accept it. I refuse to stoop to your violent level. Not now, not ever!
  • Young Rutherford: Then brother will not be tough enough to fight should he be threatened. It is unwise to make swears you can't keep. It's a cold world out there. There will be things that wish to kill you. Yaks do this to prepare for the worse, and without it, we cannot survive. There will be a day when Brother Yakbrain cannot defend himself and is all alone, and he'll have no one to blame but himself.
  • Young Yakbrain: If defending myself means I be an aggressive moron, then I want no part of it. I suggest you respect my decision. I am not a violent yak, and I never will be.

Present

  • Ice Valkyrie: And he never did. He tried to make Yakyakistan see it his way, but when it was attacked and they lost much of their people to an Am Fear Liath Mòr after he flat-out disbanded the army and removed anything that would paint them in a bad image. Thus Rutherford took his place as the heir to the rule of Yakyakistan as punishment for Yakbrain's endangering changes.
  • Yakbrain: (He over-heard the conversation and stopped).... (Sadly, but still as digifived as possable) It was not my fault. A scout was supposed to spot for trouble, and he stupidly didn't do it right. Had he done his job, that Am Fear wouldn't've even got that far! All it was is just a harsh coincidence. I would've had everything go right until one of them failed me. (Starting to sound more stern) Yaks there are just too stupid and too dumb to live. That's why I need the Staff. It will heal everything the yaks did to themselves and revert them back to where they were before they left. Rutherford is not a good leader. I gave him a last chance, and he ended up nearly driving Yakyakistan into poverty after an avalanche and refused aid from the ponies. Then what was even more enraging was when he thanked them for doing it anyway. It all could've been avoided if I was there. But I was on a trip during that time for establishing a trade with the dragons.... OF WHICH IT TURNED OUT MAY HAD BEEN CANCELED THANKS TO THE SACRED BOND FISACO?!.... Don't ask, it was yet another act of stupidity of Rutherford that only made things WORSE?! But even without that mess, I already had it at this point. If they weren't going to listen to reason, they leave me no choice but to force the issue. We're getting that staff, and no fairy tale about some giant snake that constricts the world is going to stop us.
  • Professor Spoonful: "....... So is that it, then? It's no wonder why you're so determined to seek out the staff...... I mean, making the Yaks intelligent is clear enough, but, really...... The main goal of yours is to redeem the fact that you couldn't fit in a socity that, while yes, I do agree that they picked an improper way to deal with their anichent sin, has only served to make you an outcast because, your a reminder of what Yaks used to be. Look, your highness, I want to bring a notable change to my home of Kludgetown as well, given the years of unchecked criminal activity it has exspearienced in thanks to the likes of Verko, if not those that are often worse then him, as much as I agree that you only want the Yaks to not hurt themselves over their mistake...... The differences between us however, is that I try to consider the balence between rewards and consiquences with each action. The reason the Am Fear was so successful in what it did was, well, likely, the scout probuly wasn't able to forfil the duty. Also, what exactly even brought the Am Fear to Yakyakistan to start with?"
  • Rum Bum: "Well all those lights he was exspearimenting with probuly didn't helped."
  • Professor Spoonful: "Well, there's your problem. It wasn't just the Yaks incompidence that ruined your days as ruler.... It's poorly, fickle fate. Those lights you brought in likely gave the Am Fear inadvertingly useful guide to find Yakyakistan."
  • Yakbrain: "..... Those, lights, were meant to make Yakyakistan the envy of the world?! A place many of Equestia and beyond would've loved to visit!"
  • Pines: "Well, yeah they look nice, but, you kinda didn't considered that you lived in the frozen north, which tends to be one of the harshest places ever! Ya can't exactly afford to stick out like a sore thumb there unless your as well protected as the Christail Empire, or else you may as well be lunch for the likes of that Am-a-fear!"
  • Sister Preyer: "Am Fear, Pines."
  • Yakbrain: "OKAY, FINE?! I ADMIT THAT I MOVED TOO FAST?! I GET IT?! But be made aware, it does not deter my aims to make Yaks better then they are now! CAN WE PLEASE JUST GET THE STAFF?!"
  • Professor Spoonful: "That's, another thing..... What if going after the staff is a dangerious idea? I mean, nevermind the Midgard Serpent which you established many times you don't think is real, I have did my reshurch on the staff, and, I won't dare deny why it was lost. It has became as corrupt as the Yakotaur of Lgend. I mean, I did planned to take it to Equestia and have it pureifived, but based on what that Pananian leader said, and the fact they seemed awfully determined to deter us, it's, possable this whole trip was a gamble not worth taking."
  • Yakbrain: "..... Please remember that my benufactor will not forgive any failure to retreve that staff!? And let's not forget your dept to Verko! I can't promise you that Verko's grip on that ruined town would ever be challnaged without that staff?"
  • Professor Spoonful: "But at the same time, that same power would run the risk of being attractive to Verko. And given rumors that he is but a stooge to someone worse, I'm, beginning to wonder, whether or not do I even want that staff anymore."
  • Yakbrain: "WELL IT'S NOT LIKE WE CAN GO BACK ANYWAY?! THERE'S AN ICE WALL AND AN ARMY OF KILLER MONKEY-EQSED GOATMEN AFTER US?!"
  • Sister Preyer: "I didn't sense any intent of murder in them. I saw that they had sleep orbs. They most likely intented to capture us and place us into a sleep so they can erase our memories of this place."
  • Yakbrain: "That doesn't make them less of a threat to my desires to fix the yaks!"
  • Professor Spoonful: "Well, I have to say that bringing back a piece of their dark past may not be any more benifital. And I worry for your sake that you may not have a benvolent benufactor behind you. I shudder on what he could really be, espeically since you likely don't know what he really is to.... I mean, what if he's.... The Yakotaur of Legend?"
  • Yakbrain: "the Yakotaur of Legend was a physically fit beast! I would've recknidsed that!"
  • Sister Preyer: "Keep in mind that staying in Tartarus for a long time tends to negitvily effect physical attributes. The Yakotaur, without his power, could've ended up being a radically different being by time of his reported escape. This was true with Tirek when he is not filled with the Engery of Ponies."
  • Ice Valkyrie: "(Quietly) And Eagle-Beak."
  • Yakbrain: "Oh please, I'm too smart for any easily detectable deception by the Yakotaur. I would've seen through any rose."
  • Professor Spoonful: "Like what that Satyr chieften said.... Intelligence is not the same as wistom. The Yakotaur could've used your frustraightions on how Yak kind has been behaving against you and enticed you with the promise of your desires. And even if it's not the Yakotaur, it could very well be an intimiator, a loyalist, or someone playing devil's advocate with him. Either way, I beg of you to cancel this mad dash torwords the staff."
  • Yakbrain: "..... And what? Go back to a life of being underutilised as a trade establisher? Let Rutherford ruin us Yaks as dumb brutes?!"
  • Sister Preyer: "If that is what worries you about Rutherford's rule, then talk to your father about it. Find a compromise with your family."
  • Yakbrain: "IN CASE YOU COULDN'T GUESS WITH ICE VALKYRIE GIVING AN UNAUTHERISED STORYTIME WITH YOU PEOPLE, MY, FATHER, HATES ME?!"
  • Pines: "I'm sure he doesn't hate you, he's, could just not be fond of the fact that-"
  • Yakbrain: "I'M NOT AS SIMPLE-MINDED AS RUTHERFORD?!"
  • Professor Spoonful: "What he meant, is that maybe you obviously have a conflict of interest with your father. Perhaps in a misguided way, he was only trying to make sure you avoid playing risky games like this. Sometimes, there is such a thing as being too smart for your own good."
  • Yakbrain: "THEN WHAT DO YOU CALL, THROWING ME INTO AN ARENA PIT WITH A SNOW SERPENT WHEN I WAS A CALF?!"
  • Professor Spoonful: "Come now, I heard of more barbaric child raising traditions. With the Snow Serpent trail, at least Yak Younglings have learned fearlessness and thus can't be seen by the Serpent. That being said, well, you were obviously not ready for it."
  • Yakbrain: "..... And with my serpent-phobia, never will be. A young yak girl I cared for was bitten in the face by a Frost-bite Viper! The venom, destroyed her face?!..... She died the very next day..... She was given a very early burning ship funeral as a result..... I became FEARFUL, of snakes ever since!"
  • Pines: "..... Then MAYYYYYBE meeting the Midgard Serpent would NOT be a very good thing for you! I mean, compaired to that, Snow Serpents and Frost-Biter Vipers are litterally worms to the Midgard Serpent!"
  • Yakbrain: "WELL THE MIDGARD SERPENT, IS A MYTH?!"
  • Professor Spoonful: And, if it isn't?
  • Yakbrain:..... I assure you all, it is! Those Panans are delusional. That tends to happen when you live in a caved anichent templed city inside a mountain for too long! The Midgard Serpent is just a story fabricated by the Sleipnirs of Asgardia to spook younglings into never stealing. I mean, come on! Steal from the Serpent and you risk the world being destroyed within a day by it's rage when it loosens it's integral constrictions to respond? What kind of idiot would believe something so far-fetched? It's nothing but a way to scare people and nothing more. So I refuse to hear another word about it. This is for the good of our homes, and we're not stopping for anything.
  • (Gilgamesh): (The ice wall was partially melted) WE'RE COMING OUT!!! (They broke through and chased them)
  • Valkyrien: (She flew in and pecked on Yakbrain's face) STOP!!
  • Yakbrain: "OWWWW?! ICE VALKYRIE, STOP HER?!"
  • Ice Valkyrie: (She froze her in ice)
  • Yakbrain: You could've just used a permanent solution to that.
  • Ice Valkyrie: You really don't know anything, do you? Her species is lawfully protected due to being critically endangered. I kill her, I get sent to jail.
  • Yakbrain: Well, other ways besides killing her then?
  • Ice Valkyrie: "Oh can't you just be glad she's disabled at the least?!"
  • Yakbrain: "Oh bother, this mess is stressing even you out! The sooner we get that staff, the better we can leave!"
  • Master Molir: (He teleported in with reinforcements) I must inform you we Panans have magic, too.
  • Gilgamesh: (The others behind them came) YOU'RE DEAD MEAT, LITTLE BOYS!!
  • Valkyrien: (Muffled) WAIT, DON'T KILL THEM?! MAYBE ROUGH THEM UP, BUT DON'T KILL?! AT LEAST GET THEM TO UNFREEZE ME FIRST?!
  • Master Molir: You can't do this! You're endangering the entire world doing this!!
  • Yakbrain: Will you stop with the scare tactics already? There is no such thing as the Midgard Serpent! It's impossible and too unrealistic even beyond our world's standards to believe.
  • Master Molir: Buddy, we do we LOOK like jokers? We are not the ones for jokes, and we would not be this determined to keep it safe if it wasn't real. The Midgard Serpent is only conisdered myth because the Sleipnirs of Asgardia believed made people like you believed so, so the populace won't panic about the idea that the world is held togather by a giant serpent with sharing issues! But in truth, he can be held back from these destructive ways by giving it gifts..... Kinda like the bad way to handle a bad-tempered spoiled child. Thus it's the only thing that keeps the world together by the equator. Like a dragon, it doesn't like being robbed of gifts granted to it. We are doing this to protect the world.
  • Yakbrain: If it's real, then why has it never been seen since those times?
  • Master Molir: "BECAUSE IT HAS TO HOLD THE WORLD TOGATHER?! Yeesh, for a so called smart yak, your not very bright!"
  • Satyr soldier 1: "I don't think insulting him will help."
  • Master Molir: "Well it's not like he'll listen if I complimented him either way!"
  • Yakbrain: I mean, where's the evidence of the blasted thing's existence?! Even a single coil or shreds of skin could've been noticed. No evidence of it's existence, has been found. So why should I believe you? Now get out of the way and do not interfere again! The Staff does not belong to anyone. Not anymore. It's power can only be used for a greater good. You should all be ashamed to deny us this salvation.
  • Master Molir: WE ARE WARNING YOU!! WE'VE SEEN IT!!
  • Yakbrain: All you've seen is a figment of your imaginations.
  • Gilgamesh: DON'T DARE CALL US CRAZY!!! (He attacks as Ice Valkyrie froze his six fists to the ground in ice) URRGH!!!
  • Master Molir: "Okay, look! You want to not believe us about the Midgard Serpent? Fine! Live in your ignorent fantasies! But at least reckindise that the staff itself is dangerious?! If not just with the Yakotaur being out and about, but because it's temptation is very tainting! It is very tainted by the Yakotaur's enfluence, that even Alicorn Gods are barely able to resist it unless they're like the original King and Queen of the Alicorn gods!"
  • Yakbrain: Yes! That's why we will return it when we use it to fix Klugetown and New Yakyakistan. Unfortunately, we still won't take no for an answer. So if you wanna stop us, you'll have to kill us.
  • Gilgamesh: DONE!!
  • Yakbrain: "WAIT, THAT WAS MEANT TO BE DRUMATIC-"
  • Gilgamesh: YAAAAAA-
  • Master Molir: Gilgamesh, hold it! Clearly there's other solutions to this than that. This is flat out dangerous and too risky. Are you seriously willing to subject yourselves to the havoc that staff is capable of?
  • Yakbrain:...... A great future is never made, without risks! VALKYRIE!
  • Valkyrie: (He froze all of them in ice)... Is it really worth it, sir? What if what they said is true?
  • Yakbrain: Don't be absurd! We came too far to let any tall tales stop us from saving our people. The staff is finally ours. Now come on. (They left as a brief serpent-like structure slithered beneath a trench behind them as a faint shriek was heard)

Further down the Temple.

  • The Staff was seen held on a straight and narrow streach of a path torwords the staff, held on a anichent rack in the theme of serpents.
  • The Group arrived.
  • Yakbrain: "..... Yes.... Yes.... AT LAST?! (CHARGES FORTH WITHOUT THE OTHERS AND ARRIVES AT THE END)! THE YAKOTAUR STAFF?! (Grabs it and held in celebration) AT LAST?! (Laughs crazily!)"
  • Professor Spoonful: "..... Okay, you got what you want. Now can we please- (The group saw a large figure rise behind Yakbrain as they gasped!):
  • Yakbrain was too caught up celebrating as the Midgard Serpent rose from the depths of the aybss, and saw Yakbrain with the staff.....
  • Midgard Serpent: "....... Thiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeffffffffff (Hisssssss)......"
  • Yakbrain stopped celebrating and heard it.... He wimpered, as he slowly turned to look at the Midguard Serpent......
  • Midgard Serpent: "........ THIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF?! (Screaming Echos caused an earthquate felt in The Bone Dry Desert!)"
  • Yakbrain: ".............. (High-Pitched) Ah, ah.... Ahhhh...... Ahhhhh...... Ahhh......."
  • Ice Valkyrie: "..... Oh great, he's trumatised to the point that he's stuck in a fear stuper."
  • The Midgard Serpent roared as it was about to attack!
  • Ice Valkyrie: "YOUR HIGHNESS! (RUNS TORWORDS THE TRUMATISED PRINCE TO SAVE HIM?!)"
  • The Midgard Serpent opened it's great jaws as it's breath reeked of the ages, filling up everyone's noses!
  • Professor Spoonful: "GOOD GOLLY?! THAT THING SMELLS LIKE IT HAS INDEED BEEN AROUND FOR AGES?!"
  • Pines: "AND THAT IT ATE NOTHING BUT FISH AND SEAWEED FOR ALL IT'S LIFE?!"
  • Ice Valkyrie saved Yakbrain before the Midgard Serpent clambed down!
  • Preyer: I KNEW THIS WAS A BAD IDEA!! WE'RE LEAVING THE STAFF!!
  • Rum Dum: Prince Yakbrain's orders! We're not leave that staff!
  • Preyer: YOU PREFER TO RISK YOUR LIVES AND THE LIVES OF EVERYONE ELSE ON THE PLANET FOR THIS?! HOW INSANE ARE YOU?!
  • Rum Dum: Well, the prince wants to make Yaks, not as stupid, so, his orders!
  • Preyer: "I thought you two were called the "Dum" twins!"
  • Rum Dum: "Oh don't ge me wrong, Bum is the completely stupid one, I'm the, not as stupid one. I mean, I admit I'm not rocket sciencetist, but-"
  • Preyer: YOUR MISSING THE POINT?!
  • Rum Dum: "I'm just saying that in order to realise the prince's dreams of de-stupidfying the yaks, we need that stick for his ben-a-fact-tor."
  • Preyer: YOU DIDN'T EVEN SAID BENUFACTOR RIGHT?! (The Midgard Serpent looked unamusingly at the fight) And besides, was stealing from this behemoth the best solution to that?
  • Bum Dum: Well, uh..... Yakbrain tried other ways. And now, he said that the stick thingie's our best shot now. Also, I may be the dumber twin, but even I think that the snake guy doesn't really wanna do this. Extremist bribes are the worst, and this in particular is frightening and extremely apocalyptic.
  • Professor Spoonful: Well, just give back the staff before it gobbles us up by the second!!!
  • Bum Dum: Aw persawww, I'm sure it has like hoardes of gifts. What's a measly stick?
  • Pines: DUDE, YOU REALLY ARE THE DUMBER ONE?! IT'S A GIANT GODLY SERPENT?! IT DOESN'T CARE ABOUT THE TECHNICALITIES OF IT'S GIFTS, IT'S GOING TO KILL THE ENTIRE PLANET!!
  • Rum Dum: THEN WHAT?! IT DESTROYS IT'S OWN GIFTS AND MASTERS AND EVERYTHING IT EVER KNEW?! WHAT'S THE POINT OF LEAVING THE WORLD TO CRUMBLE OVER A STUPID MAGIC STICK?! IT DOES THAT, WHAT PURPOSE DOES IT EVEN SERVE?!
  • Preyer: IT WAS MADE BY THE GODS!! IT'S AMORAL, SO IT SURELY HAS NO CONCERN FOR MUCH OF WHAT IT DOES!!!
  • Rum Dum: "Oh like being the product of it's time excuses this behavior?! I mean, it's basicly gonna break the world, over a stick?! A hunk of wood?! Something we'll eventually bring back anyway?! Honestly, it's being a giant brat about this?! (The Migard Serpent growled at that, scaring the Dum Twins!) YIPE?!
  • Midgard Serpent: (...... Growl-sighs and speaks in Smaug-like tone) You mortals disgust me by underestimating my ways of thinking! You think I HORDE my gifts? Many of the gifts I receive are magical and keep me in excellent shape. Many of them are under my watch to keep them safe from the forces of evil. Since the Sleipnirs of old defeated me and drove me back into this STRENUOUS job of keeping the world linked by the equator sentenced upon me by the Alicorn Gods after that rogue mistep of theres Lavan tried to destroy the world and recreate it, gifts were the only things that gave me purpose. It's not a matter of choice, because I have no choice. Something has to keep the world together. By taking the Staff of Yakotaur, it shows me that the world is a pitiful self-destructive wreck. You mortals may be disgusted by god amorality, but gods cannot help but have little to no care or concern for mortal affairs. So unfortunate to say that I could care less about your little yak and poverty problems. However... Because you caught me in a good mood with your hilarious mortal whims, I now have the pity to allow you this chance. Therefore, you may borrow the Staff for 2 days. You'll learn the hard way why I keep the Staff of Yakotaur safe. But, if it isn't back by that time... I'm coming after you.
  • Sir Tuxedo:... Seriously? You decide to give us the staff just like that? Aren't you worried about, being punished?
  • Midgard Serpent: Well in case you haven't noticed, (It's body was seen holding very fragle stalagties), It's not like I can just leave for too long. I am even lucky for the waterfull not too far from here that is from the Bermuda Ocean where I can eat SOMETHING?! I, am like a greek titan, condemn to hold a planet up because of the sins of another, and because it just so happened that I wasn't any better! That being said, it wouldn't be like the likes of whatever is left of the Alicorn Gods now would even let you keep it for even a mere day. And about being, "punished"...... I, am already exspeariencing the worse fate imaginable, as pre-mentioned...... I, am already in my own Tartarus so great, that I actselly regret the sins of my youth where I used to torment fishing boats and sailers mainly for fun. The Alicorns, saw to that, that I am made an exsample to any likewise beast of their creation, that the punishment for embarrising them like how I and Lavan did, is very, unpleasent. The worse they would do now, is make sure this place is censored off to the rest of the surface world so I won't look forword to visitors again. Compaired to what I am going through now, anything to attempt to top the harshness of being made to support a world like this, would end up amuse me more then humiliate me, maybe a waste of time at worse. Also..... It's the only clear way for you to learn the danger that staff poses. I can assume there is a bigger concern to retrieving the staff. It's likely that it's original master sent you to retrieve it.
  • Ice Valkyrie: "Usually, Yakbrain would insist otherwise, but.... (Yakbrain was still mindlessly fearstricten)....."
  • Midgard Serpent: ".... Ugggh.... Let guess? Non-believer proven wrong? My tongue hasn't exactly aged well, but I can still tell that he REEKS of typical mortal arrigance?! Also, that yak stink doesn't help."
  • Sir Tuxedo: "(Quietly) I told him to take a shower this morning!"
  • Midgard Serpent: "Now, ya may as well go on ahead..... Oh, and to be sure a certain SUM of you don't try anything, I'll have those bumbling Panans keep an eye on you..... Well, the moment they defrost anyway, if the ice powered unicorn's an indication.... (Ice Valkyrie)...... The One thing this old tongue is still good at, it's smelling magic. And, you also reek of a familier stench..... Of that, of a griffin of an equilly ignorent deludion of grandur, like the Yak Prince....."
  • Ice Valkyrie: "..... Professor, Eaglebeak?"
  • Midgard Serpent: "Oh yessssssss. The wreckless simpleton who fell victim to a nightmare created by Equestrian's first outsider threat, that lead him to create countless things meant to counteract one, measely rogue alicorn. The vast he created were often, either failed exspeariments that didn't even survive past conception, or couldn't even get out of the drawing board. He only have 5, successful, attempts. Three of them were consingated by the native griffin goverment and censored from the world, to where not even the Alicorns knew of them. Then, there was only the 2 that ARE known, in a sense. An outsider dragon that would be kidnapped by a ludicristly alternate realm, and a pony of all things, and a pony who's magic, would even shame yours. Thing is, when neither of these attempts were, accepted in the end, he basicly turn to trying to coherse you silly mortals to turn Equestria into a war nation. Thing is, pre-cognitionly, even if he gotten exactly what he wanted, and all of those Anti-Alicorn defences were set up perfectly, it all would've ended miserably. He may be a talented hand in magic..... But he's still a mortal at the end of the day. All it took, was arrigance, and an act of trying to use a quick-fix solution that lead to an exile in litterally the worse world to do so, to ruin his aim. And you, are pretty much the only one who still believes in him...... Even when he has long deminstraighted that he has lost sight to his own point of even trying anymore, and assusiateing with more degenerates in each, passing failure. And look, where that loyalty has lead you...... (Eyes glowed and engulfed everything in a simulation)....."

In Simulation.

  • It was sometime after the events of the non-flashbacked events of Magic University.
  • Twilight was in the midst of an acceptence speech before all of Canterlot.
  • Twilight: "It is with great pride that I humbly accept this honor of being the princess of.... A yet to be determined duty, to be honest. I mean, I kinda have to admit, I didn't, persay, planned to be a princess, I mean, I felt like I haven't done enough to really earned, and-"
  • An expoudtion was seen........
  • A group of rogue element/warrior themed MU students and their pets are seen as well, Valkyrie and Whitewood among them.....
  • Past Ice Valkyrie: "..... What you said, is a GROSS, understatement?! You will, PAY, for your gross betrayal to Eagle-Beak!"
  • The citizens became concerned, yet confused.....
  • Twilight: "..... Annnnnnnd, you are.......?"
  • Past Ice Valkyrie: "...... WE, are the Exmentiles!"
  • Rarity: "The what now?"
  • Past Ice Valkyrie: "..... Exmentiles? Ya know, like Exile Elementals?"
  • Pinkie: "Ohhhhh! I get it! Your elementals and exiles! Oh, oh! Maybe your the entertainment I hired!"
  • Earth-themed Giant: "Oh, is that right, eh? WELL HOW'S THIS FOR ENTERTAINMENT?! (Stomps the floor and causes the ground to shake, breaking canterlot abit and nearly risking a cave-in and causing the City and the cliff to fall, as ponies panic) ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED?!"
  • Fire-Themed Dragon: "DAMN IT, EARTH BARBARIAN?! WHAT DID'TH WE SAID'TH ABOUT BEING SUBTILE?!"
  • Giant (Earth Barbarian): "Oy! I don't recall you being the boss of me, Fire Knight!"
  • Wind-Temed Harpy: "CAN WE FOCUS, GUYS?!"
  • Water-Themed Sprite: "Oh, this is off to a GREAT start!"
  • Past Ice Valkyrie: "AHEM?! As, I was saying! I, Ice Valkyrie, leader of Eagle-Beak's prodominent elite! Have came here with Earth Barbarian, Fire Knight, Wind Amazon, Water Scribe, Metal Thief, (A Metal Themed Goblin), and Poison Blacksmith! (A Poison-Themed Minotaur was seen dragging a masonry of weapons in), to seek revenge in Eagle-Beak's honor?!"
  • Rainbow Dash: "Wait wait wait, if you guys were with Eagle-Beak, then, where were you guys when he needed ya the most?"
  • Fire Knight: "We were attending a mission to recruit outsiders to swear alligence to the once new ruler of Equestria while the events of the usurp took place!"
  • Rarity: "..... He seriously, sent his best elites...... To go get new recruits, as suppose to, having you bunch around to protect him?"
  • Metal Thief the Goblin: "Well, it was actselly mainly Clare's idea, but Eagle-Beak gave her permission to tell the forces what to do, so-"
  • Applejack started to laugh!
  • Applejack: "I hate to break it to ya, but I'm afraid that looney old griffin really shot himself in the foot there when he allowed Clare to let ya'll be absint for pretty much the most vulerable time in that reign of his, and-"
  • Past Ice Valkyrie: "SILENCE?! (The Ponies get scared)....... You have betrayed Eagle-Beak, Sparkle. You were coming to appresiate his words and even defended Skalesworth...... But you would betray all that, all because you began to bond with a local trouble making idiot?!"
  • Twilight: "Okay, consider my pet peeved! Taiku, is neither a trouble maker, NOR an idiot! I admit of having a rocky start with him, but- (Ice Valkyrie levitated Twilight torwords herself) WHOA?!"
  • Past Ice Valkyrie: "I, may not have the power to take away the wings themselves since they are of devine intervention..... But I can do something more, desistating..... I will take away your mastery in flight!"
  • Twilight: ".... Pffft! Is that it? I'll just have Rainbow Dash re-teach me to-"
  • Past Ice Valkyrie: "(Darkly) PERIMENTLY?!"
  • Twilight: "..... (Now scared) And NOW I'm worried."
  • Past Ice Valkyrie: "Oh now you take me seriously, "Princess"? (To the crowds) And be warned that any attempt to intervine for her will end poorly for Canterlot, as Earth Barbarian deminstraighted..... That means, you all are to do nothing, as I rob Twilight's ability to fly like Celestia and Luna, forever! This spell requires absolute consintraction, any interuption and the effect will end up not being so periment!"
  • Twilight: "Ice Valkyrie, wait, you have to understand, Eagle-Beak was doing horrorable things! I had to stop him in the end! I-"
  • Past Ice Valkyrie began to use a complicated spell to magicly make Twilight incapable to fly as she would be rendered useless with the wings!
  • Twilight screamed!
  • Metal Thief: "Please keep in mind that the process is only ALITTLE painful! Otherwise, your joke of a princess will be fine! She'll just walk funny for a bit! Ha-ha!"
  • Rainbow Dash: "TWILIGHT?! (Zoomed in too fast for anyone to notice quick enough as Rainbow Dash kicked into Past Ice Valkyrie's horn, while not destroying it outright, but cracking it hard enough that it disrupts her spell and only leaves Twilight with her flying ability abit nerfed!)"
  • Ice Valkyrie gave out a blood-curdling scream!
  • Ice Valkyire fell from Whitewood due to the force of impact from Rainbow's kick!
  • Ice Valkyrie was in pain!
  • Ice Valkyrie: ".... AUUUGHHHHHHHHH?! MY HORN?!"
  • Twilight's friends came to her aide!
  • Applejack: "You allright, suger cube."
  • Twilight: ".... Well, like Ice Valkyrie said. Her spell was interupted, so, I may end up fly rather amaturely for awhile. But I'm okay otherwise, thanks to Rainbow Dash."
  • Earth Barbarian: "..... OH NOW YOUR FUCKING DEAD, FOR HURTING VALKYRIE LIKE THAT?! WE OUGHTA-"
  • Fluttershy: "WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIT?! (The Exmentiles stared confused).... At least let me warn you guys about Pred Judu Des."
  • Earth Barbarin: "Tch. That has-been? What about him?"
  • Present Ice Valkyrie (As a simulation witness that can't interact with everything): "..... No."
  • Fluttershy: "Well, ya see, Pred Judu Des, doesn't tend to take kindly to mythics making any threats to ponies, espeically not in the fastion your doing..... He and the Sisters, won't, take kindly to it."
  • Present Ice Valkyrie: "SERPENT, PLEASE STOP?!"
  • Poison Blacksmith: "Pffft! Then bring it on?! What's the worse he can possabily-"
  • ???: "HEAAAAAAAAAAADS UP?!"
  • Poison Blacksmith: "Wait wha-" (Present Ice Valkyrie watched in horror as Pred and his daughters harmed her forces off-screen)
  • Past Ice Valkyrie: NO, STOP!!!
  • Pred: (He pushed her away) You've done enough sending these menaces here! I'm making sure they never use magic for evil again! (He stabbed Fire Knight in the throat, he cut off Earth Barbarian's arms, crippled and destroyed Wind Amazon's wings, dried up Water Sprite and turned her old, severed Metal Thief until he couldn't move, and stabbed Poison Blacksmith as the wounds were infected by his own poison)
  • Sharp-Pay: Game, over! (All the Exmentals fell with no way to defend themselves, as Ice Valkyrie distraught)
  • Ice Valkyrie:... YOU MONSTER!!! YOU'RE DEAD!!
  • Twilight: No! You've done enough! You just attacked canterlot, and in front of Celestia herself?! You have a LOT of explaining to do.
  • Ice Valkyrie: I was doing what was best for Equestria! Another princess is just asking for any threat out there to take advantage of yet more divine power, artificial or otherwise, to be abused. Nightmare Moon may no longer be a threat, but there's bound to be far worse beyond the horizon!
  • Twilight: That's not for you to decide! What you did is reckless endangerment.
  • Ice Valkyrie: YOU ALL ARE BLIND TO ANY THREAT THAT CAN EASILY CONQUER THIS LAND!!! I TRIED TO TELL YOU THAT THE FLAWS IN THIS KINGDOM WILL LEAVE IT VULNERABLE!!! BUT YOU NEVER LISTEN TO ME!! SO YOU LEFT ME NO CHOICE BUT TO FORCE THE ISSUE!!
  • Rainbow Dash: Just forcing it is not going to change anything.
  • Ice Valkyrie: You all are so naïve! You just waste everything you have on frivolous joyful fun and games, when there are much bigger and more proactive things you can do with them. Twilight's the LAST pony who should be a princess.
  • Twilight: But Celestia chose me to be a princess. Are you saying she made the wrong choice? That can be considered an act of treason.
  • Ice Valkyrie: Call it what you will, I'm not going to wait idly by for you to doom our community to someone worse than Nightmare Moon. Eagle-Beak is in the RIGHT, to do what's best for our home. If you don't take this seriously, then I can't guarantee your safety, and there are threats out there that can and WILL take advantage of you. Somepony could get seriously hurt, and it WILL be your fault. Celestia is a blind fool who couldn't see danger if it destroyed her castle, and your brother has destroyed the competence of her royal guard.
  • Rainbow Dash: HEY! NOPONY INSULTS THE PRINCESS!
  • Twilight: AND YOU DO NOT INSULT MY BROTHER!
  • Ice Valkyrie: Well, am I wrong? Her decisions and failures have endangered Equestria time and time again, and the royal guard are unable to do their job right. I am trying to save our home.
  • Twilight: AND TO DO IT, YOU TRY TO CURSE ME?!? IS THAT WHAT YOU CALL TRYING TO SAVE US?! WHERE EVEN IS THE CONNECTION OF THAT?!
  • Ice Valkyrie: You are easily stressful and have a habit of making mistakes. One day, your mistakes and those of the princesses' are going to be your downfall. It's a cruel world out there. They will find this an opportunity. If you just listen to me just this once, I'll make everything right.
  • Rainbow Dash: Oh, who are you kidding? Eagle-Beak was an elitist who tried to overthrow Celestia and hurt people! You wouldn't know right if it destroyed your horn!
  • Ice Valkyrie: WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?! I AM TRYING TO GET YOU TO OPEN YOUR EYES!!! WHY ARE YOU SO DIFFICULT?! WHY IS IT SO HARD TO UNDERSTAND THAT YOU ALL ARE VULNERABLE TO SMART OPPONENTS OUT THERE?!?
  • Rainbow Dash: How about we answer that question with another: What do you call all the threats we beat before?
  • Ice Valkyrie: Twisted dumb fate. All your victories, when you think about it, are the result of a simple string of dumb luck. Those prior threats either got overcompident, stupid, because of outsider aide, or a combination between the three! There's going to be threats out there that won't let fate stop them. I want to make sure that never happens.
  • Applejack: Oh, I'm sorry, were you not the one who tried to permanently destroy a princess's ability to fly, and in the process, commit several crimes?
  • Ice Valkyrie:... Well... Yes. But it was for a good reason-
  • Applejack: Then why SHOULD we listen to you? You're no better than Eagle-Beak. Heck, some part of me feels like saying even he might not approved of this. You still need to answer for this act.
  • Ice Valkyrie:... You'll never be safe, unless you take the time to make yourselves safe!
  • Twilight:... (She froze her in place magically) You're under arrest in the name of Princess Celestia!
  • (Ice Valkyrie):... What is this supposed to prove? (The setting changed to after the events of the Movie)... Oh, now what?
  • Twilight and friends were seen togather after the party as Trixie and Starlight showed up.
  • Rainbow Dash: "Well well well, if it isn't the princess of friendship prodogy and the FREAKING shell louger?! WHY THE HAY DIDN'T YOU TWO HELPED US OUT?!"
  • Starlight: "Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeell."

Flashback within a flashback.

MLP Comic Dub Why Starlight Wasn't in the MLP Movie (comedy)

MLP Comic Dub Why Starlight Wasn't in the MLP Movie (comedy)

After Flashback.

  • Rainbow: "..... Really Trixie?"
  • Trixie: "OH EXCUSE ME FOR HAVING GREAT FAITH FOR STARLIGHT?!"
  • Starlight: "YA ALSO HAD ME CRIPPLED AGAINST A SERIOUS PROBLEM?! I COULD'VE BEEN ABLE TO HANDLE TEMPEST WITH MY BACKLEGS TIED IF YOU HADN'T PLAYED DUMMY?!"
  • Trixie: "HOW WAS I SUPPOSE TO KNOW THAT BRUTE WOULD ACTSELLY BE SMART ENOUGH TO THINK LIKE THAT?! THE LOUGERS NEVER DEALT WITH MINIONS WITH THAT MUCH HINDSIGHT?!"
  • Applejack: "Are you saying yer used to minions being stupid?"
  • Trixie: "Well yeah. That's why they're minions....."
  • Rarity: "...... I think the Lougers need to upgrade their propectives about how villains work."
  • Twilight sighed......
  • Rainbow Dash: "..... What's up, Twi?"
  • Twilight: "..... I've..... I've been thinking about what Tempest said..... She..... She kinda reminded me of Ice Valkyrie."
  • Pinkie: "Was it the fact they had the same body type?"
  • Applejack: "That they both took worldview advice from the wrong fellers?"
  • Rainbow Dash: "Or are you still down about the flying thing? I mean, you obviously got your flight mostly intact from our sessions, Twilight!"
  • Twilight: "It's, more like what Applejack said."
  • Trixie: "Wait, sorry, I have to stop this, who's Ice Val Ki-Ri!"
  • Discord appeared!
  • Discord: "Oh, she was this mean-spirited ice-powered pony that was pretty much a drop-out from MU-MU that was a die-hard Eagle-Beak loyalist that attacked Sparkle during an acceptence speech at least a week after the Lougers learned about her adventures at that place with a gang of elemental themed mythics she was apart of."
  • Starlight: "Well, whatever happened to them?"
  • Discord: "For the Mythics.... Pred Judu Des happened..... And keep in mind that this was WAAAAAAAY before even SAF's easter speical..... Nuff said."
  • Trixie: "Am I really surprised anymore? Also, why didn you or Pred and those crazy daughters of his for that matter helped us?"
  • Discord: "The plot of the movie forbid my interfearence and Pred & the sisters aren't canon."
  • Trixie: "I MEANT IN A NON-META SENSE, YOU TWAT?!"
  • Discord:... Weeeeeeellll.....

Cutaway

  • Discord: (After the Mane Six fell off the waterfall, he teleported in) MY FLUTTERSHY IN DANGER SENSES ARE TINGLING!!! WHO DARES MESS WITH- (Tempest turned him into obsidian stone with an Obsidian Orb)... (Dubbed as YGOTAS Petrified Kaiba) SONOFABUUCH!!!

Present

  • Discord: As for the Pred-heads, well...

Cutaway

  • Pred: (The family was distracted by the mobs of Storm Guards allowing others to turn them to stone)... (Dubbed as YGOTAS Petrified Kaiba) SONOFABUUCH!!!

Present

  • Discord: If you ask me, Ice Pony was right in a sense. I'd imagine she'd be very pissed that this whole mess even started and blame you.
  • Rarity: Oh, and what is she going to do about it? We had her locked up after she attacked. There's no way she'd-
  • Applejack: "Didn't she escaped the week after that same attack and disappeared into the frozen north?"
  • Rarity: "..... Ohhh....."
  • Twilight: Yes. That's why we'll be ready for her if she comes up again.
  • Discord: "Now now, ladies. How's about we stop worring about some Ice Cream pony, and spend some time togather? (Suddenly adorns an apron that reads "Kiss the Choas, Taste the Rainbow") I'm holding a celebatory BBQ'ed hay burger party at my place! My treat as a make up for not being very good intervention."
  • Twilight: Well, better to be safe than sorry, but, I'll let my guard down. Me and my family are gonna be off to see the Northern Stars tomorrow anyway. But remember that she likely wants revenge after all this.
  • Starlight: But look on the bright side, at least we forgotten about that drugged make out slip-up- Dawwwwwwww, I just had to bring it up! (They left)

Present

  • Ice Valkyrie:... (Sighs)... I still can't believe that happened. I got this scar trying to stop the Storm King's crazy storms from destroying the orphanage and my friends. The tornado he cast on Canterlot thrust extra ones in Vanhoover where I came from. Many of my friends are either missing or dead after that.... AND IT'S ALL THEIR FAULT!! And they even destroyed my MU friends' ability to use magic forever. I... I was on my own.
  • Midgard Serpent: Look at it this way, at least you didn't completely use that horn you have under that stabliser piece. You are lucky you had the chance to let that horn be intact, otherwise you'd share the same fate.
  • Ice Valkyrie:... You're omniscient, right? Do you know why I side with him even to this day?... Because I understand him more than anyone who ever served him. My life was a serious mess. I was an orphan who lost my parents in a Queen Chizpurfle attack in Vanhoover. Nothing in their defenses could save them. That beast ate their magic and then ate them as I just stood there and watched. I was lucky enough to be saved by the Royal Guard. I sided with Eagle-Beak because I never wanted anypony to be hurt like that again. He was the only one who had the chance to make Equestria more proactive. There are threats out there that could easily destroy us, and given the Storm King did it with little to no effort, the fact that the Equestrian Military is as reliable as a BP pipe, AND EVEN THE PRINCESSES ARE F*****G USELESS... HE'S RIGHT! Equestria needs him more than ever. In fact, I confronted them after the Storm King's attack! THEY STILL REFUSED HELP FROM SOMEONE AS PROACTIVE AS HIM!!! Equestria needs better protection than those incompetent Froot Loops!! I was appalled that they never bothered to be more defensive. What kind of leader does that? Eagle-Beak and I warned them that it would be too easy, and they never listened. Then the Storm King proved that it WAS too easy to conquer Equestria! But after ALL that... THEY STILL REFUSED TO HEED TO OUR WORD!!! HOW THE F*** COULD THEY BE SO BLIND?! I hate to agree with her in her fanatic ways of thinking, but Tempest was right. All this power we wielded was not used for ANY proactive uses and just wasted on frivolous ones. EQUESTRIA IS JUST AS ON THE BRINK OF DESTRUCTION AS YAKYAKISTAN!!!... (Takes deep breath)... So I left Equestria to try and find help. Try to find SOME chance to continue where Eagle-Beak left off. (Sighs)... So far, I found no success. Nobody wanted to help. The rest of the world was just too hostile and full of itself.
  • Midgard Serpent:... Well, yes, I am omniscient. But in a different way. It comes with holding the world in place. I know about this world. There are lands out there that are hard to understand. Most of them look down upon your land for the same reason. In fact, what makes the Storm Clan so infamous is that they know the world more than anyone else because of their long history of conquering. They believe that they are the only ones who can truly rule the world based upon the setting and hardships of the lands around them. Believe me when I say, there can be more reason to their 'blindness' than you think. Why do you think the Storm Clan never conquered them until the Storm King came? It's clear that they couldn't until Tempest came and gave them the info they needed. The fact that the Princesses were 'useless' and the military 'sucks'. That was literally all they needed. Equestria was not weak, but optimistic. They see what good can come from situations like this, rather than what the consequences can hold. It was how they thrived. They faced countless threats, and Princess Celestia is known to have prophetic abilities. When you think about it... She's not as useless as you think.
  • Ice Valkyrie:... THAT'S THE DUMBEST THING I EVER HEARD!! IF SHE CAN SEE THE FUTURE, WHY CAN'T SHE DO ANYTHING ABOUT IT?!
  • Midgard Serpent: Try to understand that Celestia, doesn't believe in fighting fate and desteny, or it will end up crueler then initionally. You know as well as I that future events cannot be prevented, only built up. There's nothing that can be done to prevent a future event. That's why Celestia is optimistic. She can't stop these futures from happening. She can only help it be more beneficial to those around them. As wisemen of any world and age would say.... One often meets their desteny in the road to avoid it.
  • Ice Valkyrie: Well, I'm afraid all that tells me is that those abilities are best not available. Unrealistic expectations are more harmful than beneficial in my point of view. It's best we create our OWN future. One where we know we can be safe. You can make whatever excuse you want, but it just doesn't hold water. I support Eagle-Beak because I see what he sees in a much broader scope. The ponies won't accept him, so it's all up to me to save them from themselves.
  • Midgard Serpent:... You mortals always have to learn things the hard way. This is why I rarely give advice.... Very well. It's clear that you too can only learn for yourself. But be made aware.... There's no garrentie that fates would be so kind with your horn next time. (Sinks into the depths)......
  • Yakbrain: ".... Ohhhhhhhhhhhhh. (Faints)......"
  • Professor Spoonful: "Oh now the idiot faints........"
  • Sister Preyer: "...... Valkyrie, is, is this true?"
  • Professor Spoonful: "The Midgard Serpent rarely lies. He sees no point in it since he is already suffering an exsample of cruel fate. So, he rathers be bluntingly honest."
  • Ice Valkyrie: "..... I bet you hate me now, now that you know everything, Sister."
  • Sister Preyer: "The Church do not believe in grudges."
  • Pines: "But in my personal opinion, trying to perimently de-fly the princess was still not cool!"
  • Ice Valkyrie: "HOW ELSE, WAS I SUPPOSE TO AVENGE EAGLE BEAK?!"
  • Sister Preyer: "I understand this, but, based on what the Serpent said, Eagle-Beak may had been the wrong worring too much about a future he might not be able to prevent then to trust in the alicorns."
  • Ice Valkyrie: "How can he? At the time, Celestia was blindly hopeful that friendship would stop Nightmare Moon's return?"
  • Bum Dum: "Well, I heard it kinda did, so-"
  • Ice Valkyrie: "STAY OUT OF THIS, DUMS!?"
  • The Dum Twins paniced!
  • Professor Spoonful: "Miss Ice Valkyrie, we know why you are devoted to this griffin, but to my understanding, he wasn't what Equestria needed, nor wanted in the end. He has long passed the point of being what you knew him as."
  • Sister Preyer: "Please understand that Eagle-Beak may not be the messiah you mistook him as. Please. Your parents wouldn't've wanted this from you."
  • Ice Valkyrie: "(Eye twicthes as she glared at the exbadition group)..... Consider yourself lucky that your're a member of a church, Sister. Otherwise, I usually do NOT tolerate people who reference my family like that?! You never knew my parents?!"
  • Sister Preyer: Well, now I wish to know. How special were they that drove you to agree with Eagle-Beak?
  • Ice Valkyrie:... (Sighs) Because my mother was a successful student of Celestia, and a good noble fighter, and my father was a diligent royal guard and one of the few who was actually competent. Jarred Squall and Hopeful Semblance were the best couple to fight for Equestria and I believed they could never lose as heroes when I was a filly. Heck, Ice Valkyrie isn't my real name. It's Arcane Squall. Ice Valkyrie is just my elite name from my group. I had them when I traveled the world searching for help. From the deepest seas of the Maricolous Ocean, to points higher than the peak of Mount Everhoof. Again, the people were too concerned with their own problems more than that of ours. Ice Valkyrie was the name I used when traversing the poles. That's when I found Yakbrain and decided to help him since his society has a similar problem.
  • Sister Preyer: ".... Then surely you would understand that Jarred and Hopeful would've wanted you to rise above tragity and negitive enfluences like Yakbrain.... Let alone Eagle-Beak. Clearly you would know that your parents would approve of neither of them."
  • Ice Valkyrie: I know. I don't particularly like the extremes I'm taking. I'm sure they don't appreciate them either. But nopony understands what I'm trying to get across, and all they do is make things worse. Call me a sort've Batmare, I don't want anypony else to lose their lives to something too strong for them. I just have trouble taking the first steps because they're too slippery. I fail to see how they can be so joyful when a threat is on the horizon! They might as well paint targets on their flanks! They have so much and yet they don't know the best thing to do with it. It's like trying to run a business comprised of idiots! They just don't understand the gravity of the situation.
  • Professor Spoonful: Look, guys, let's discuss this on the way back to my place. In case you forgotten, the Midgard Serpent gave us 2 days to use this staff, and the clock's already started ticking, so let's move! And before you bring out that benufactor, well, he can stand to wait alittle longer. Now, who's gonna pick up the "good" prince?"
  • Ice Valkyrie: "..... Whitewood."
  • Whitewood proceeded to gently picked up Yakbrain with it's jaws and placed him on it's back, able to hold him find dispite the size and girth.
  • Pines: "..... Hey, that wooden dog creature's awesome. How did you came to meet it?"
  • Ice Valkyrie: "I adopted Whitewood as an abandoned pup when her parents were consumed by Chippermites, the wood-eating cousins of Twittermites. Imagine fleas, ticks, and termites mixed with Twittermite genes, and you have basicly tiny buzzsaws being able to reduse even a great redwood to nothing but a shame of it's former glory..... Timber Wovles fear them for a reason."
  • Pines: "What!? Your big wooden golum dog is afraid of tiny little bugs?"
  • Ice Valkyrie: "I had said they eat wood, didn't I?"
  • Pines: "Well yeah, but Timberwolves are BIG, and those bugs are tiny!"
  • Professor Spoonful: "Well if size did not matter to the defeaters of the Midgard Serpent, do you seriously think it's any different between these two creatures?"
  • Pines: "Well, when you put it like that-"
  • Professor Spoonful: "I thought so. Now, let's leave this place. (The group leaves.)"

Spoonful's home.

  • Yakbrain was still unconjustus and seen in the guest bed.
  • Professor Spoonful: "(Observing the staff) It may end up being temporary, but I am nonetheless glad I am able to witness the Staff itself."
  • Sister Preyer: "But I'm worried if it's even safe to have that around Klugetown.... It would be easily too attractive to the lost souls here, let alone Verko."
  • Professor Spoonful: "Oh I assure you, once I figure out the staff in my pace, no brazen crook would dare come after the staff."
  • A Little Garder Snake was listening, and slithered off.

Verko's place.

  • Verko: "SO, YA THOUGHT YA CAN MESS WITH ME WITH A SKUNK-ASS FUR RUG, LICK VILDE?!"
  • A Nick Wilde Look-a-like Fox and a Judy-Look-A-Like friend were seen.
  • Lick Vilde: "Hey, hey, come now, Verky, babe, I made sure it was desmelled!"
  • Verko: "IT'S STILL, THE FUR, OF A SKUNK'S, ASS?! THAT ALONE, IS GROSS?! And worse off...... I WASN'T ABLE TO STOP MY GRANDMAMA'S FUNERAL AS SHE WAS BURIED IN THAT RUG AS PER TRADITION?!"
  • Bunny: "..... OH SWEET CRUD, LICK?! REALLY!?"
  • Lick: "Look, if ya want, we'll just go right back to Zingdom in Abyssinia and uh, never bother you, again?"
  • Verko: "..... You think I'm stupid, Lick? Cause I can OBVIOUSLY see, that your with one of the royal guard of the king of Zingdom?! SO ON TOP OF YOUR DEGRADING OF SWEET GRANDMAMA, WHO WAS KIND ENOUGH TO TREAT YOU LIKE FAMILY, LICK, YA BRING A GUARD HERE?!"
  • Lick: "Not, purposely, because ya see, she scammed me into helping her find a lost otter who went missing cowinidently after he settled a dept with ya!"
  • Verko: "ARE YOU TRYING TO APPLY THAT SOME SAP'S BAD LUCK WAS MY FAULT?! I may be scum, but I'm FAIR scum?! After people like that otter paid their dept, I leave them alone! It's as simple, as that!"
  • Bunny: "Ahem! I am more then a random guard, I am Marcy Lagomorthen, and I want to know where you last seen Mr. Otto Emmetson?"
  • Verko: "I had my private Airship guy take him back home. He was too nice fer Klugetown anyway. Espeically with a wife as sweet as his and some cute snot-noses with him! Ya might knew him as Sanchez, a black panther. Reminded me too much of Founder Fortuna, but whatever. He's still a nice guy, great driver, but a paranoid nutcase! He actselly believes in crazy legends like the Midgard Serpent and Taiklar Blackheart, can ya believe that?! (Laughs crazily!)"
  • Lick: "(Laughs) Yeah, that Sanchez, always a worried wort! (Laughs!)"
  • Verko: "But all the same...... I can't have a guard know too much about my operations here!"
  • Lick: "Diididididididididididididididididi-Don't worry, she's, she's hardly creditable with the captain of the guard Toro. That water buffalo is a HUGE brute when it comes to upholding the law. In fact, Marcy here's barely even a real gaurd, she's actselly just the announcer chick for the guard! How bout that?!"
  • Verko: "A guard's a guard, Lick! And both you and the rabbit are going down?!"
  • Two thugs grabbed the duo!
  • A trapped door opened to show a pit of lava with sharks in it!
  • Lick: "LAVA SHARKS!? REALLY?!"
  • Verko: "Hey, if one thing doesn't kill ya, another will. What can I say? I'm an A++++ Student, IN OVERKILL?! HAVE A NICE SWIM, LOSE- (The Garder Snake showed up) GAH?! WINSTEN?! I TOLD YOU NOT TO INTERUPT ME WHILE I'M WITH- (Saw that the thugs were knocked out and that the duo were gone)..... WHAT HAPPENED?!"
  • Thug 1: "(Dazed) Dude, that was one fast, and tough, bunny."
  • Verko: "IDIOTS?! (Groans) This is coming out of their paycheck! (To Winsten) THIS BETTER BE GOOD, WINSTEN?!"
  • Winsten: "(Igor voice) But it is, Verko. It's the professor. He's got it."
  • Verko: "..... The flu?"
  • Winsten: "No, Mr. Verko. The Yakotaur staff."
  • Verko: "..... Which Yakotaur in speifific, exactly?"
  • Winsten: "No, Mr. Verko, Of Legend! The Yakotaur of Legend!"
  • Verko: "Wait, ya mean the son of two warlords, each a union between a remaining strain of Magic-Capable Minotaurs and Yaks of the Frozen North that tried to breed the ultamate conguror but went bad shit insane and had to be punched into Tartarus?"
  • Winsten: "Yes, yes, Mr. Verko!"
  • Verko: "..... WELL WHY THE GUNK DIDN'T YA SAY SO INSTEAD OF PLAYING STUPID GUESSING GAMES?!"
  • Winsten: "Sorry, Mr. Verko."
  • Verko presses a button.
  • Verko: "JANICE, CALL IN THE GANG?! My, "investment", with that crazy Spoonbill has FINALLY paid off! I need them to come with me to collect the result!"
  • Voice: "Yes Mr. Verko."
  • Verko: "Oh, and uh, bring my coffie aroud 9:10, will ya? And I want the marshmellows and the caramel cream taste in them this time, Janice, or it's coming out of your salery!"
  • Voice: "Yes Mr. Verko."
  • Wisten: "Oh, the caramel cream, sir?"
  • Verko: "What can I say, that's good shit! And now, evil laughter! (Laughs wickedly!)"

Spoonful's Place

  • Pines: (They analyzed the Staff)... Well, the magic used by this thing has some ounce of extinct Minotaur magic, along with Panan magic given the red collector crystal, so I guess one of the warlords, likely the Minotaur one, had this thing imported from Pana, and man, it's oozing with black magic. They weren't kidding, this thing can f*** a lot of s*** up.
  • Sister Preyer: As a religious person, I would advise you don't use ablest language like that.
  • Pines: Babe, this is Klugetown. Even Verko wouldn't give a gunk about what religious people want. You chose to live here, so you put up with it's antics.
  • Sister Preyer: Correction, my FAMILY chose to be here. I am not just a religious person, but I am a MODEST one. I didn't wanna leave our home, but they made me.
  • Pines: Nevertheless. Now, as long as we understand the consequences of using this dark weapon, we need to-
  • Yakbrain: (Shown to have waken up at this point) Forget that! We get the point. We got what we need, and we have 47 hours to do what we must with it. Now let's go.
  • Professor Spoonful: Prince Yakbrain, this is serious stuff. This staff is clearly not child's play. You need to-
  • Yakbrain: Look, we got a lot to do in 2 days, so can we not waste time which could be spent doing what we intended with fancy science babble?
  • Professor Spoonful: Sir, with all due respect, we are only trying to acsess the risks it holds-
  • Yakbrain: Look, we can work out any bugs later. Right now, time is money. We must move. (They open the door to see Verko)
  • Verko: HEEERE'S VERKO! (Snickers)
  • Professor Spoonful: (Shrieks cartoonishly) V-V-V-V-VERKO!!!!
  • Ice Valkyrie:... The crime boss you're so afraid of... Is a naked mole rat?... (She laughed along with Rum and Bum) You're kidding me! I could peel his skin like a banana easily.
  • Rum Dum: "Sure he looks gross, but other then that, how is HE a mobster?!"
  • Sir Tuxedo: Uh, Ice, my family back in the Frozen South don't even wish to mess with the guy. He didn't exactly get where he is now by himself. He's bound to have thugs with him.
  • Verko: Ahh, if it isn't King Charlatan's little nephew! How does it feel to be exiled with him and your cousin Edgar to the South for your crimes?
  • Sir Tuxedo: Not as painful as your obnoxious dry voice, pinkie.
  • Verko: Hey, be careful when you say "Pinkie", I still have bad memories of that encounter, and not just for the literal slur for my species! But besides the point. Come on, we used to be pals. Remember how you aided my capture of former Klugetown senators with your uncle's ice magic? (He and others were shocked) Ohhh, I guess they weren't supposed to know that!
  • Sister Preyer: So that's how you knew about him?!
  • Bum Dum: "Huh. No wonder people looked at you so scornfully, Tux."
  • Sir Tuxedo: You know also know why I almost didn't wanted to come here.
  • Yakbrain: "...... Is, is that why your stuck with me then?"
  • Sir Tuxedo: Yes, but blame my uncle for following along! Edgar warned me not to trust him, but I was convinced it was the right thing to do for our people. It's a mess in the Frozen South. Monsters and dangers around every corner. We were desperate. I left the family after Verko betrayed us.
  • Verko: Look, if it helps, if the big boss himself hadn't desided that actselly living up to the promise was a diffcult investment, I would've totally kept it otherwise. I just had to follow his orders, nothing personal. But ya know, I ain't here to reunite with some flightless waddle, I'm here to settle my debt to Spoonful! Winsten couldn't help but notice you got something valuable. Put it simply, I want the Staff of Yakotaur.
  • Sir Tuxedo: Oh, you CANNOT be serious!
  • Verko: As serious as a heart attack! Hand it over and I'll be out of your feathers forever, Professor.
  • Yakbrain: "Now listen here, mole rat! I have a benufactor that wants that staff too!"
  • Verko: "Well I would like for him to show up here and tell it to my face!"
  • ???: Consider your wish, granted, you furless vermin.
  • Verko: WHO SAID THAT?! I'M- (He was shocked as behind him was a hooded figure slightly taller than a Minotaur)
  • ???: What's the matter? Did you not requested for me to inform you that I desire that staff myself?
  • Sir Tuxedo: Ohhhh, you're dead.
  • ???: YAKBRAIN! The Staff! (Yakbrain handed him the staff)
  • Sister Preyer: WAIT, DON'T!! (The figure grabbed the Staff and held it, as the power sparked and gave the figure's bone-skinned arms magical holographic musles and looks as if a power long depraved was restored)... (The figure looks at Verko)...
  • ???:... So... You want to take it now, mole rat?
  • Verko:... I- (The figure fried him cartoonishly with the staff)... Not again! (He fainted)
  • ???:... Yakbrain, it's time for you and your ilk to leave these forsaken lands.
  • Prince Spoonful: Wait, what about us?
  • ???: I rendered Mr. Verko unable to move for months. That should be payment enough for your assistance. And be grateful, I was generious enough to even do such. (Teleports himself and Yakbrain's group before Professor Spoonful can do anything)!
  • Professor Spoonful: "..... Oh no...... What have I done?"
  • ???: "You likely inadvertingly helped kick-start what could be Equestia's latest problem, from the looks of it."
  • Capper was seen casually leaning against the fence.
  • Sister Preyer: Well, look what the cat dragged in. HIMSELF!
  • Capper: Oh, how original!
  • Pines: Hey, Cap! How's life been for you since you beat Storm King?
  • Capper: Smooth. I don't have to worry about Verko since he was scared from me for some strange reason. How've YOU been since that ruckus at Lady Alea's casino/bordello/theater/pizza shop? Jaguar's hot in more ways than one.
  • Pines: Eh, she decided to be fair for once. The cheat was settled thanks to you. You've done a lot for Klugetown.
  • Capper: Well, got nothing better to do since I lost Chummer. So, Spoonful? You wanna tell me what that was all about, hmmmmMMMMMMMMMMMMmmmmmmm?
  • Professor Spoonful: "Oh bother, Capper. Are you here to mock me about how my archiological find and aimed to fix this town backfired? Well can you please not? I'm not in the mood for any mockery."
  • Capper: "Relax, If you hadn't noticed by now, I'm here to be a good sport. I know some friends that would be more than happy to set those guys straight. But your gonna have to work with me, Professor. What exactly happened in that field trip of yours?"
  • Professor Spoonful: "No offence, Capper, but I was already in a difficult position to trust any outside force, let alone a con-cat like you. How can you expect me to trust you now, given what just occured?"
  • Capper: You slow, amigo? I'm not a charlatan anymore. I'm the town hero. It's what my friends would've wanted since I made up for selling them out to Verko by helping them take down King Storming Voice.
  • Professor Spoonful: Again, no offense, there's still a lotta stuff bad about you. Post-Storm King, you scammed Fallax.
  • Capper: Ugh, and the misconceptions continue! It's SO amazing they still listen to that lying cape fox Quae in the Gazette in service to Verko! And I thought Mendax was an overrated fox. Look, I did that because that lizard cheated some of my local friends and I cheated them back.
  • Professor Spoonful: What about the time when you stole from that rich bearded dragon Iuba?
  • Capper: He was a worse con artist than me, so I took all he stole and gave them back.
  • Professor Spoonful: Well, let's not forget about how you lead that croc pirate Crockett here.
  • Capper: This band of ground squirrels in the Sandy Gang stole from him and I did him a favor. There wasn't much damage done since I showed him kindness.
  • Professor Spoonful: What about-
  • Sister Preyer: Professor, just give it up. He has nothing to gain helping us... At least, nothing criminal. He's pretty much our only chance to fix this.
  • Capper: Yeah. Besides, Klugetown doesn't have much concern not just for Verko's... Situation... (He looks at an immobilized Verko and sticks his finger in his nose scoffing as it stood that way)... But because the town's still recovering since, you know, a giant windmill wheel ran over most of the place and hurt a lotta people. I have a hard time even saying it wasn't the ponies' fault. So, hostility is at an all-time low. Gives me a chance to go out and save the day again. So, you guys in?
  • Professor Spoonful: ".... Oh, bother. I suppose it's better then being shunned in this miserable town for helping a would-be danger to the world, let alone, another more dire concern..... Come inside Capper, I'll prepare you a drink.... Believe, you'll very well need it, because the tale may be hard to swallow."
  • Capper: "I seen my fair share of crazy things. Try me.

Inside.

  • Capper: (He spits out his tea frantically) YOU MET THE FRIGGIN MIDGARD SERPENT, AND STOLE FROM IT?!
  • Pines: More like it allowed us to have for 2 days, to give us time to learn a hard lesson.
  • Capper: Wow, and I thought Chummer made ridiculous choices. You guys decide to flat-out steal from a serpent that holds the planet together by the equator? You guys, or at least your yak friends, are stupider than I thought.
  • Professor Spoonful: Well what would you do if you wanted to fix this cesspool of an unfinished town?
  • Capper: Ya could've just as easily joined that duck that wants to do it! Less likely to risk woirld destruction, garrentied! Still, that guy was generous enough to help you guys out for your help by having Verko temporarily out of commission. He would've exploited anything, the damage done by the windmill included. So he technically did make it easier for this place. Point is, getting something from a giant serpent and dooming the world, is not a good solution.
  • Professor Spoonful: Apparently so! But in our defence, Yakbrain has insisted the Midgard Serpent was a myth until actselly meeting it himself.... And then the Prince fainted at the sight of it after it left.
  • Capper: "(Laughs abit), And he calls himself the smartest yak of the spieces."
  • Professor Spoonful: "Well give him credit, at least unlike the others, he didn't spoke in primitive diliect and shouted "YAK SMASH" for when he gets upset."
  • Capper: "Doesn't make what he did any less stupid on how his brother almost caused a war over a piano."
  • Sister Preyer: And I think I was right about the nature of the prince's benefactor. He seemed to know how to properly wield the staff, so it's likely THAT was the original owner.
  • Professor Spoonful: "If so, then either Yakbrain is blind to this or was tricked to believe otherwise. The second being the most likely since he assumed that the Midgard Serpent was a myth."
  • Capper: "If so, then yeah, I'm starting to doubt that he's the smartest Yak even more every second of this!"
  • Professor Spoonful: "And I feel respondsable for encouraging this. If this is the staff's original owner, then I worry about what fate awaits the yaks."

Chapter 3: A Yakking Development

A few moments into the aftermath of the last episode.

  • A train was seen heading to the Christail Empire.
  • The Ponies and the Lougers were seen inside.
  • Icky: "So let me get this straight.... The reason why Rurtherford acted like such a doofus in his premere episode, was because his intelligent bro told him that you guys were great copycats and that your awesome of making people feel right at home?"
  • Pinkie: "Yup-yup-yup!"
  • Tempest: "...... I can't believe anyone would actselly be stupid enough to fall for such a lie. Let alone declare war on a nation with Alicorn Gods protecting it."
  • Grubber: "Well yeah. Pre-Storm King, even the Storm Clan stayed away from Equestria for that reason!"
  • Twilight: "Well, the Yaks are obviously, extremely laxed in intelligence."
  • Gazelle: "Well based on what you said, it doesn't sound like that Rutherford enjoys a good relationship with his brother."
  • Rarity: "Well, Yakbrian was the intended heir to the Yakyakatani throwne, but then his father casted aside for offering too many changes, which include, proper education and attempts to introdused science, and picked Rutherford instead because.... Yaks are heavily for tradition and, "Being Simple"."
  • Duke: "Well no wonder why the guy's such a priss! He was promised the world in an oyster, but it was given to a numb-nut instead."
  • Fluttershy: "But Rutherford's a yak, not a nut."
  • Pinkie: "Is this like how Rainbow Dash thought Fluttershy was a tree?"
  • Duke: "..... Oy....."
  • Lord Shen: "..... That begs the question...... Alot of the Yaks' culture is a mystery, like.... Why were they so isolated to begin with."
  • Twilight: "Well, shorces for that infomation are limited, but, it is often having something to do with an event that happened in the days before the Fear Wars. Thing is, that event isn't exactly properly recorded becuase, well, it was something before the fear wars. Alot of events that happened Pre-Fear Wars, tend to end up being, obscured."
  • Gazelle: "Well, did Rutherford ever explained a deeper meaning behind his self-entitled attatude and way he wants to improve Yak culture?"
  • Pinkie: "Rutherford said that's, "(Gruff Voice) PRIVATE YAK BUSINESS?!", so, I guess that was his way of saying, it's too personal to talk about."
  • Applejack: "Well obviously Rutherford doesn't want us to feel uncomfertable with his family's dirty laundry. I kinda don't see how it's our business."
  • Boss Wolf: "Don't take it the wrong way, but, what if the reason the Yaks were isolated from the rest of the world to begin with was because it involved with an obscured threat that wasn't able to get properly recorded because the Fear Wars became too mainstream?"
  • Icky: "And what's to say Yakbrain won't be in some way involved to even minorly trigger it?"
  • Twilight: I'm sure we'll deal with that in due time. Right now, it's almost Hearth's Warming. The last thing we need is another threat ruining it beyond repair.
  • Pinkie: And if it does, I'll have another chat with Yakbrain. If he gets in the way of a holiday break, I will NOT be happy.
  • B.O.B: Eh, when has a threat ever survived by Christmas time?
  • Skipper: When has a threat ever survived by Kairi and Spyro's Sibling Anniversaries?
  • B.O.B:... Touché.
  • Alex: Let's just keep calm and make sure that's never a case. Not many of our special events avoided an eavesdrop from a villain. Not even Christmas. That's when our common foes take breaks. They do have their own Santa since last year, you know.
  • Icky: "Besides, I bet Rutherford is looking forword for some holidaying with Pinkie. Just be sure ya don't end up causing an avalanche again."
  • Pinkie: Actually, this time, they decided to spend the holidays here. ISN'T THAT GREAT?!
  • Twilight:... I, guess... As long as there's no property damage. The economy has a hard time dealing with it since crazy incidents like that revelation that we had to pay a huge amount of money to the griffins or they'd legally own most of Equestria. Seriously, I still question whose brilliant idea it was to pay for a part of Equestria where MY HOMETOWN AND THE BUCKING CAPITAL'S AT!!! IT MAKES NO SENSE!!! WHY BUILD THE CAPITAL ON SOMETHING UNPAID?! UGGGGHHHH!!!
  • Po:... When did this happen?
  • Twilight: In our first Convocation of Creatures in 750 years days ago. I mean, that was so illogical! Why in the Alicorn Gods' names, would anyone build the capital upon something that could potentially be given back to the griffins and thus drive millions of ponies out of their homes!! YOU EXPECT ME TO BELIEVE SOMETHING THAT COULD POTENTIALLY START A WAR COULD BE SET UP SO NONSENSICALLY LIKE THAT?! WHY WAS NOPONY KEPT TO SPEED ABOUT IT?!? THIS IS STUPID!!! (She was like this)
Nostalgia Critic "THIS IS STUPID"

Nostalgia Critic "THIS IS STUPID"

  • Spike:... I'm starting to think she has issues.
  • Rarity: Peh! You think you've had it rough with the economy? What outrageous regulation says that landlords can blackmail you by raising rent? That's just extortion.
  • Fluttershy: I have problems with the increased aggression of the market place to where extortion and illogical inflation is very frustrating.
  • Twilight: Well... It is Hearth's Warming, so let's just not worry about it... Unless the arriving yaks decide to not be courteous.
  • Gazelle: "Well it's not like they would do something realy estupido again."

At the Christail Empire.

  • The Yakyakistanis are seen freaking out expendnationally as in their panic they end up breaking parts of the christail empire!
  • Yakkity was seen in a fetal position wimpering phathicly!
  • Candence and Shining Armor stared shocked as Flurry looked on giggling in amusement.
  • Flash Sentry was looking on bewildered as well....
  • Flash: ".... Soooooooooooooooooo..... Has, anyone asked the Yaks anything?"
  • Yakkity: "Y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-Yak Seer gave scary prediction?! The Yakotaur?! THE YAKOTAUR?!"
  • Candence: "Can we see this Yak Seer?"
  • Yakkity wimpered again!
  • A Young Yak came up.
  • Young Yak: "Hey, if your looking for the Seer, she's resting just on the outskirts of the Christail Empire."
  • Shining: "Thanks little one. (Shining and Candence charged off as Flurry was placed in Flash's care.)"
  • Flash: "..... (Sarcasticly) Gee. I went from being the defeater of Magmatacus, to babysitter..... Typical Equestrian life."
  • Flurry Heart: (Gives him an adorable coo, look, and large beady eyes)... Hiiii!
  • Flash:... HRRRRRGH!... NO... NOT DYING FROM CUTENESS AGAIN!... I WILL NOT BE SLAIN!!!
  • Flurry Heart: (Giggles)
  • Flash:... Okay, I'm down. (He faints as Flurry Heart played with his comatose body and put up a force field to protect herself from the yaks' chaos as Flash Magnus looked from FS's room in an amusing yet concerned fashion)

Outskirts

  • A very old female yak with an Oogway like staff staring blankly onword out.
  • Candence and Shining arrived.....
  • Candence: "..... Keep in mind that the Seer is mute, so, she speaks through writing in the snow."
  • Shining: "Got ya. Uh, excuse me, miss, Yak See-er? Can you, explain, err, write down what is wrong?"
  • The Yak Seer lifted her staff upside down and seems to look as if she started to draw in the snow.
  • Shining: "Aw don't tell me she's doing an art project in a time like this!"
  • Candence: "No, she's writing to show us what's going on! We should pay attention!"
  • Shining: I hope so. Otherwise those yaks are just messing with us. (Yak Seer bonked him on the head with a cartoonish sound effect)... I'll shut up. (They saw what she wrote in the snow as it was a magically-drawn and molded depiction of the event, explaining everything as the snow turned into an animated depiction showing Yakotaur's history)... I, don't get it. A Yakotaur? There's plenty of them in Minotauria.
  • Cadence:... I think she's referring to the fabled Yakotaur of Legend. Celestia told me he was banished to Tartarus. (Yak Seer then showed more showing how he escaped and obtained the Staff)... I... I think he might've escaped and found the staff. But how? Even we couldn't find it. (Yak Seer showed them the face of Yakbrain)... Yakbrain?
  • Shining:... I think Rutherford has some explaining to do.... Assuming we know where he is.
  • The Yak Seer points to the filed, where Rutherford was seen sticking his head into the ground like an ostrich....
  • Shining: "..... Okay, how did we miss that?!"
  • Cadance: I have, no idea. Thanks for the information, Seer. (They teleport to Rutherford)... Prince Rutherford?
  • Rutherford: (Muffled) YAKS IN DANGER!! YAKS DOOMED!!!
  • Shining: Sir, if I might, we can help. That is if you're too stubborn to accept it.
  • Cadence: Really?
  • Shining: What? I'm just asking.
  • Rutherford: (Muffled) Ponies no match for Yakotaur! Yakotaur brushed through entire Yak Army without any effort.
  • Shining: I'm sure we can figure this out. But first... Where's your brother?
  • Silence.
  • Rutherford was heard muffled crying!
  • Rutherford: "(Muffled) YAKBRAIN?! WHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHYYYYYYYYYYYYYY?!"
  • Shining: "....... That, does not sound promising."
  • Candence: "I can only imagine how Twilight and friends, let alone the Lougers if they were to be here, are gonna react to see the Yaks freaking out like this."
  • ???: WHAT THE F***ICORN IS GOING ON HERE?!?
  • Cadance: Speak of the devil.

Crystal Castle Front Yard

  • The Yaks are going panicy crazy as things get wrecked!
  • Pinkie: "Oh no! Something must've upseted the yaks!"
  • Rainbow Dash: "We gotta pasify them before they wrecked the Christail Empire!"
  • Skipper: "Got it! Operation Yak Attack is a go!"
  • Pinkie: "(Stops the Lougers from charging) BUT PLEASE, DO IT GENTLY?! NO HURTY?!"
  • Mantis: "Ya mean, immoblise them without hitting too hard? Like, nerve attacks and soothing spells?"
  • Pinkie: "Whatever's garrentied to not really hurt them!"
  • A Yak just rammed through a building and unknowing crashed into Pinkie screaming, unknowingly taking her away!
  • Pinkie: "YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK?!"
  • Twilight: "PINKIE?!"
  • Shifu: "Twilight, let the Lougers pasify the yaks here, you and your friends, go save Pinkie!"
  • Rainbow Dash: "SOUNDS LIKE A PLAN TO ME?! (ZOOMS OFF TO GET A CHARIOT!) HOP ON GIRLS?!"
  • Rarity: "Okay, BUT YOU BETTER NOT ABANDON ME AGAIN LIKE LAST TIME?!"
  • Rainbow Dash: C'mon, this is too serious for that crap! Let's go! (They ran off on the chariot)
  • Baloo: I got this! (He went in the way of a yak)... COME, GET, SOME!!! (The yak just plowed through him as he came out cartoonishly flat)... Ow!
  • Lefou: Nice job, B. Let me show you how it's done. (He got on top of another yak and guided him into a wall and knocked him out)...
  • Bagheera:... For once, Lefou contributed.
  • Sandy: Yeah, but I can do it better, Texas style. (She ran rapidly and prepped ropes to corral the yaks)
  • Squidward:... HELP HER!! (They did that)
  • A very Fat Yak was seen running and panicing!
  • Fat Yak: "FATBUTT YAK SCARED?! FATBUTT YAK WANT MOMMY?!"
  • Bubbha: "HEADS UP?! 100-POUNDER, COMING IN HOT AT 10'O'CLOCK?!"
  • Earl: I SWEAR, IF HE SITS ON ME, I WILL BITE HIM!
  • Thunderclap: With a name like 'Fatbutt', I'd do that too.
  • Pang Bing: Allow me. (She magically knocked him out)... You know what? Why are we fighting them when I can do that? (She does the same for all the other yaks including the ones that the Mane Six were fighting)
  • Twilight:... Starlight, did you do that?
  • Starlight: I thought you did that.
  • Pinkie: AWWWWW, I LIKED RIDING RIDGEWOOD!!!
  • Rarity: Pinkie, in case you haven't noticed, they must've went bonkers for a reason. Let's find Prince Rutherford and get this straight!
  • Twilight: And not have another hard time with the economy when fixing the damages.

Later...

  • Twilight: YOUR BROTHER DID WHAT?!?
  • Rutherford: "(Muffled cause his head was still buried in the ground) Yakbrain got Yakotaur's staff back."
  • Twilight: "..... No seriously, I can barely understand what your saying with your head in the ground."
  • Rutherford: "(Muffled) Prince Rutherford would get out, but Prince Rutherford STUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK?!"
  • Fluttershy: "..... Oh, my."
  • Duke: "This is why no one tries to mimic ostriches."
  • Starlight was able to levitate Rutherford out and getting his head unstuck.
  • Rutherford: "..... Thanks other magic pony."
  • Starlight: "Your welcome."
  • Twilight: "Now, what exactly, did Yakbrain do?"
  • Rutherford: "Yakbrain helped the Yakotaur of Legend get Yakotaur's staff back."
  • Icky: "As suppose to the "Yakotaur of Everyday Life"?"
  • Starswirl: "(He and pillers arriving) I take it not too many people not even know what the Yakotaur of Legend is then, if the stupid bird's anything to go by?"
  • Bubbha: "Well, yup. We, would like some more context."
  • Starswirl: "Then follow us to the Christail Castle. The Yaks will be nesseled into the INN and comferted so they are kept calm. We have much to disguss."

Chapter 4: The Legend of the Yakotaur/The New Root Of The Problem

Christail Castle Throwneroom.

  • Starswirl: "I came here when I was hearing of defeluptments of yaks of the Yaklands disappearing rampently, even some of the Norse Isles. I worry this pattern would be consistent to a problem we hoped wouldn't come back.... But it did. When I saw the panicing Yakyakistani colony rampaging in the christail empire, that, only all but confirm my worse fears.... That the Yakotaur of Legend is still around."
  • Gilda: "Just what makes this guy different then the Yakotaurs of Minotauria?"
  • Rockhoof: "The Yak Seer will explain."
  • The Yak Seer was seen around a mystic bowl, and throw some dust and summoned a holy yak spirit.
  • Yak Spirit: "Heed the caution of the dark tale, of the Yaks unclean past."

Flashback

  • (Yak Spirit): The Yakotaur of Legend is different than the ones you associate with because he was not purely born. He was born through common miscegenation with a Minotaur and Yak. The Minotaur was a surviving strain of magic capable minotaurs since Discord ruined their sacred object that was the shorce of their power during the days before the fear wars. He was born to these warlords for one purpose: to conquer Equestria.
  • (Rainbow Dash): AW COME ON!!! HOW MANY ASSHOLES WANT TO TAKE OVER EQUESTRIA AND WHY?!?
  • (Starswirl): We are the successors of the Alicorn Gods, and the purest beings in the UUniverses-
  • (Rainbow Dash): I KNOW THAT, IT WAS A RHETORICAL QUESTION BROUGHT BY FRUSTRATION!!! WHEN WILL THEY LEARN THAT WE'RE MORE MATURE AND POWERFUL THAN WE LOOK?!
  • (Yak Spirit):... Anyway, upset upon learning his reason for existing, especially since the yaks approved of it due to ancient ways of thinking, he left. But then, out of nowhere, returned and rebelled with newfound power said to be from the Panans, almost destroyed everything in his path. He banished his own parents into the Dark Realm, and turned the yaks into a warlike race, aiming to rule Equestria on his own terms. But then he was banished to Tartarus by Rutherford's ansistery, with an epic punch, (That exactly happened), a punch so great, it nearly almost broke a periment hole into Tartarus.
  • (Icky): "Wow. First it was the Falcon Punch, then the Dolphin Punch, and now..... The Yak Punch!"
  • (Yak Spirit): After that, our evil mind-controlled campaign got us to feel guilty for spawning such a horrendous monster. So we left the original Yakyakistan and went to the one you know of now.
  • (Pinkie): Wait... There was another Yakyakistan?
  • (Yak Spirit): Indeed. We yaks originated from the Yaklands of Tauria. We made colonies in the Norse Isles and elsewhere. Old Yakyakistan was in the Sea of Clouds within the world's equator, where the Midgard Serpent held the world together, and guarded the Staff of Yakotaur taken from the Yakotaur and guarded by Panans who inhabit the Old Yakyakistan while it's original inhabitants built the Yakyakistan you know now.

Present

  • Yak Spirit: Yaks hesitated to bring up this bad moment of their past for eons. Any fledgeling Magic Minotaurs left in this world, even in death, especially helped watch over Yakotaur, who used his magic to have eternal youth, but since the Tartarus break out, the Yakotaur was still on the loose. And this time, the spirits would not be enough this time, and any surviving Magic Capable Minotaurs, even the one you had known, are sadly no longer among us now. And they, would've been the only threat against the Yakotaur. Now, as spirits, and without direct aide of Minotaur Magic, they only weep as the Yakotaur resumes his intentions, at long last.
  • Baloo:... Well no wonder that Thundering Doltson guy hated Rockhoof for taking Minotaur Magic.
  • Bagheera: Doesn't make what Doltson did any more right. There was no helping his father no matter what he did. Besides, he was obviously no longer any better then this Yakotaur beast.
  • Icky: "Well tecnecally, the Minotaur magic isn't, flat out gone. Can't we just have Rockhoof's clan be able to use the powers to awaken the dead magic Minotaurs to-"
  • Yak Spirit: "Even if they were unicorns, and most likely they are not, it is not that simple. Minotaur Magic only is more compatable to the Minotaur race. The least it does for other creatures, is give them abnormal size and greater strentgh."
  • Iago: "I just noticed you talk pretty intellectual for a yak."
  • Yak Spirit: "It is clear that I am of anichent desent. We yaks were not always the silly baffonious neanderfals you see before you now. Our kind gotten that way out of shame. And now, Yakbrain of Rutherford's clan, in great, painful irony to his clan, has unwittingly helped the Yakotaur thanks to the Yakotaur's deceition that even his unfaltered intellect could not overcome. Without Humility, he was a fool of a different caliber."
  • Duke: "Well what got the smartass to even do this to begin with?"
  • Yak Spirit: "..... Yakbrain, did not lead a glamerious early life."
  • Patrick: "Oh I'm sure it's not as bad as the Yakotaur's."
  • Yakkity Yak was shamefully watching this from afar.
  • Yak Spirit: "You need not my word for it.... Ask, Yakbrain and Rutherford's father.... Yakkity Yak."
  • Voice: "Don't come back!"
  • Everyone was confused by that.
  • White Rabbit: "Oh that's where that naughty joke went! Come here, mister?! (A Hovering engery ball was seen) (Brings out a jar of simular balls) Now get back in there, Mr! (The ball did so)..... Sorry about everyone. Sometimes, our jokes litterally ran away from us. We try to make sure that doesn't happen to much."
  • Yakkity Yak: ".... So that's what voice was. Anyway....... Yakkity's fault Yakbrain like this."
  • Lord Shen: "..... Did you do something in his childhood that made him resent your people's culture?"
  • Yakkity Yak: Yakbrain not like other yaks. Yakbrain smarter. Yakbrain wanted to lead, but made mistakes in trying to make yaks smart again and created lights that almost got yaks destroyed by Am Fear Liath Mòr.
  • Twilight:... A giant ape monster that dwells around the Frozen North?
  • Yakkity Yak: Yes. After that, Yakkity Yak had to make Rutherford prince. Yakbrain didn't take that well.
  • Kowalski: Well, can't blame him. (Shows a chart) This red line shows the frustration level of a really smart person forced to take orders from some dunder-brained boob. As you can see the frustration level just keeps rising and rising and rising! I MEAN WHY DON'T THEY PUT THE SMART GUY IN CHARGE, HUH?! IT DOESN'T MAKE ANY SENSE!!! SOMETHING HAS GOT TO GIVE, PEOPLE!! AM I THE ONLY ONE SEEING THIS?!? (Breaths deeply)
  • Skipper: Great, love the passion, and once again, message went right over me. (Sips fish coffee)
  • Kowalski: Ugh! When, oh when, will there be genius JUSTICE?!?
  • Skipper: As far as these yaks are concerned, never.
  • Icky: "So the guy's basicly unwittingly playing a very seriously dangerious game of Devil's Advocate here?"
  • Pang Bing: "And I shudder to think what the fool's fate would be should he finally get wise to the deception, if he even can in time."
  • Yak Spirit: "The Yakotaur doesn't seek to destroy any yak, but to control them. Turn them into his army."
  • Twilight: "And likely in Yakbrain's line of thinking, he thinks the Yaoktaur is going to make them a smarter race."
  • Starlight: "Well obviously, we need to confront that. Nothing would spoil the holidays more then a returning obscured evil."
  • Twilight: Unless it survives by or past Hearth's Warming. This Yakotaur guy has to be stopped.
  • Icky: What I find uncomfortable is that a serpent holds the world together.
  • Viper: "Your lucky that Fu-Xi wasn't here to hear you say that, or else you just made his list of people he really wants to mess up. And even then, he might still be monitoring us."
  • Icky: "(Realises)..... Is, it not too late to say rephrase?"

Fu-Xi's Den.

  • This was being watched by Fu-Xi and his assusiates.
  • Fu-Xi: "TOO LATE?! (Brings out a large list) THAT PREHISTORIC SHIT NUGGET MADE MY LIST?!"
  • Mo Tong: "Aw gees, Fu-Xi, he didn't meant it in a way to mean that he hated snakes!"

Back to our heroes.

  • Thundra: I believe that is the Midgard Serpent of Norse mythology. Large enough to constrict the entire world. It probably got sentenced that way eons ago after nearly splitting the world apart.
  • Rockhoof: Some think of it as a myth, and for good reason. The idea of a giant serpent holding the world together is something unpleasant and unthinkable, given the bad implications. It gains gifts to keep it pleased, but stealing from it is a bad idea that will doom the world. Some say the serpent turned to stone in time and became part of the world. But I guess... It is part of the world but depetrifies itself when it is desecrated. My guess is that the Staff was given to it for safekeeping.
  • Fluttershy: T-T-T-Then why isn't the world falling apart?
  • Starswirl: That's what I'm asking myself at this moment. There's bound to be an explanation later. Though I have some throeies, given that the Midgard Serpent is infamous for being embittered, amoral, and with a rather, crude, sense of humor. But we'll worry about that soon enough. Right now, we have to do something.
  • Lord Shen: "We should start by asking questions in the likely place Yakbrain has visited.... Kludgetown, given that the Bone Dry Desert is next to the sea of clouds."
  • ???: "Well the timing couldn't be more perfect then!"
  • A Skyship was seen flouting next to the castle walls as Capper was waving hello!
  • Capper: "Permission to come aboard?"
  • Gazelle: "WHOA, (COVERS HER EYES) HE'S PANTSLESS?!"
  • Duke: "Good grief, how dirt-poor is that town if not alot of people are even wearing clouthes!"
  • Capper: "..... Well, that, wasn't a no."
  • Mane Six: CAPPER!
  • Gazelle: You know him?
  • Pinkie: He helped us stop the Storm King. He comes from this rundown desert town and...
  • Applejack: And almost sold us to some naked mole rat crime boss.
  • Gazelle:... De Verdad?
  • Capper: Well what would you do if you were in debt to that pinkie?
  • Pinkie: I'm right here!
  • Fluttershy: I think he meant the term for a hairless rodent or baby rodent. Those babies are SOOOO cute. I like to watch them grow their fur for the first time and watch them open their eyes for the first time.
  • Gazelle: Well I must ask, if you're going to help, at least put on some pants.
  • Capper: Why is that a big deal when you're around those who are already naked?
  • Duke: Got you there, Gazzy!
  • Gazelle: "(Blushed in embarrisment), Well, them I'm used to, it's just, I...... Oy De Mio....."
  • Capper: Speaking of which, who are these guys?
  • Twilight: Oh, that's right, you never met. This is the Shell Lodge Squad. They helped save us from threats outside our world.
  • Capper:... Wow, you all look like you're cartoons cut and pasted together.
  • Krebbs: We technically are. (Hands him the introductory card) Here's who we are.
  • Capper: Thanks. Anyway, I didn't come alone. If your wondering how Yakbrain got that stick, he wasn't by himself."
  • Lord Shen: "You mean there were those that made the mistake of helping him?"
  • Capper: Yep. He had two other yaks not as smart as him, but may as well by proxy compaired to what Yaks are typically like, a penguin from the exiled lands of the Frozen South, and this ice-colored pony with a partially-broken horn. Kinda looks like Tempest right there.
  • Tempest: (Sarcasticly) Oh, great. I can only imagine where that's going to lead.
  • Rainbow Dash:... She didn't have a storm as a cutie mark, did she?
  • Capper: Yeah, why?
  • Twilight:... (The six look at each other)... (Sighs)... Ice Valkyrie's back.
  • Capper: You know her? Oh, do tell.
  • Rainbow Dash: Let's just say she's like Tempest, but has enough of her horn left to use magic, tried to curse Twilight into never flying during her beginning days as princess, I injured her horn to stop her, Pred crippled her friends' magic forever, and/or almost killed them, ish, and she wants to make Equestria proactive in defense since being a supporter of one of our enemies.
  • Capper:... Damn.
  • Professor Spoonful: Well so much for explaining it ourselves.
  • Capper: Well, these guys were lead into helping them, but for different reasons involving trying to bring Klugetown out of it's hellhole of crime. They were in debt to Verko too, and now he's been paralyzed for the next few months.
  • Sister Preyer: We got the Staff, but the Midgard Serpent said we had 48 hours to keep it to learn a hard lesson.
  • Boss Wolf: Seriously? That thing, just let ya have it? Not, a very good guardian of it's own given gifts!?
  • Starswirl: "Again, the Midgard Serpent is embittered, amoral, and curdely humored. It tends to happen when your made to held the entire world on your body as punishment for being why you have to so, among other things like scaring sailers and causing tidel waves out of boredom."
  • Icky: "Oh it's bad enough this world is held by a giant norse serpent, WHICH IS NOT MEANT TO BE RACIST TO SNAKES, BY THE WAY, FU-XI?! But he's also an embittered amoral asswipe with the humor of an apathic beast? We REALLY need to straighten him out?!"
  • Rockhoof: "Well, being made to hold the world of Equestria togather is kinda the worse punishment to ever happen to any creature. Any attempt to worsen it would be like telling him a joke. It'll only amuse him."
  • Lord Shen: "Well then it has to be a punishment even more indigent then that so it would motivate him to be more cautious about his "Gifts" to him being sought after by outsiders?!"
  • Mistmane: "And, what can be worse, then being made to hold the world togather for the rest of one's immortal life?"
  • Spongebob: "..... Well, when ya put it like that..... Not, alot of things."
  • Discord: (Apepars in) You can always turn him to stone and bind him to the equator so it won't have to be held together. He wouldn't be as bothered by it as me.
  • Capper:... He might have an idea there.
  • Starswirl: "Do remember that this is a serpent as long as the world we speak of here. Doing so would take the kind of magic that would be too draining even to the Tree of Harmony and all Alicorn gods combined."
  • Phil: "...... So, is THAT why this giant snake's made to do the Atlas treatment here?"
  • Starswirl: Yes. In a way, Conventional methods would've been to taxing."
  • Discord: Well, Star Beard, you happen to know a place we can make it possible? I recommend one of the the Magic Pools the lougers and the Mane 6 dealt with when the Equestrian Gargoyles came back. Long story, by the way. And don't worry, that's been peacefully settled. It may be a large risk, but the reward might be worth it to ensure that oversized python behaives himself..
  • Starswirl: I don't know. That power could work, but we need a catalyst area. A spark and a place to affect the world itself.
  • Meadowbrook:... I think we may already be there. (They noticed that they were still in the Crystal Empire)
  • Starswirl:... OF COURSE! BRILLIANT! The Crystal Empire can spread anything across the world and not just love and hate. If we can get a pool hooked to the center grounds, it'll provide the power to defeat/help the Midgard Serpent. But, of course, any of the Magic Pools indeed provide risk. It's the source of all magic in this universe, so using that level of power is potentially dangerous. The only ones who can safely guide it is Gaia Everfree and Mana Magic themselves. But even I have a hard time finding them both. Gaia has been missing for eons, even when she should likely be awake now, she was always a pony of reclusiveness, and Mana has-
  • Pinkie: Oh, we met Mana's soul already. She was rendered into being a pretty Rainbow Rock my sister found and was together with Death Coffin and-
  • Icky: Pinkie, please turn your forth wall destroying mouth off and give it to him straight.
  • Starswirl: Hmm... Where is Mana and this 'Rainbow Rock'?
  • Pinkie: "The Diamond Dog Kingdom of Bow-Wow."
  • Starswirl: "That city still has a populace there? I figured the kingdom disbaned when the Diamond Dogs succombed to greed."
  • Icky: "Oh don't worry. The Rainbow Rock made their cult followers into purer versons of themselves. Master, (Snickers), Uranus, saw to that."
  • Somanmbula: "Well even then, it's not like we can just take any of the magic pools without permission now that Gaia Everfree's likely awake."
  • Flash Magnus: "Well let's fine her and ask if it's cool. She's pretty much on our side, right?"
  • Starswirl: ".... Keep in mind that Gaia is currently under stress and paranoida about the magic pools. Hence why she has creatures of the places the pools were discovered in guard and protect it."
  • Rarity: "I do believe Mystic Pools might help with that. He knows alot about Gaia Everfree."
  • Starswirl: "Wait.... Mystic Pools? My old collage? How did he manage to live up here?! HA! So that old coot finally manage to perfect that Longivity spell, did he?"
  • Rainbow Dash: "Wait...... Mystic was from, your time? I know he looked old, but I didn't know he'd be THAT old!"
  • Starswirl: Ponies who perfect extended youth can hide it rather well. Mystic used to be my partner in helping understand the Magic Pools and ensure their protection. I suppose he managed to do more than finish where I left off. Where is he?
  • Rarity: We met him when dealing with those Gargoyles. He lives in a swamp in the Everfree.
  • Meadowbrook: I think I recall meeting Mystic when I was curing a magic illness. He helped me do that well by using thaumavore leeches.
  • Rarity: (She immediately vomited surprising everyone)... Terribly sorry. Thaumaleeches are just so gross. Sucking the magic out of you. EEEEEEWWWWWWEWWWEEWWWW!!! Since a camping trip, I still gag when thinking about them.
  • Meadowbrook: Well, like medical leeches, they suck infected blood of magic diseases. They are a favorite to some doctors around the world. But, I should know where to go.
  • Applejack: Well, goody! We forgot how to get there since we last saw him. Esepically since he moved his hut off of the magic pool he was safeguarding when that Bog Hydra came back to resume work.
  • Meadowbrook: "He does have this one other place his hut goes to, but, we warned. It's kinda home to Zipper Wasps. They're, a kinda-cousin of Flash Bees. But even more ornery."
  • Fluttershy: "And their zaps are extra painful. Trust me. Mange learned that the hard way when he and Cupid were helping me move a Zipper hive to a safer and less populated area for both them and ponies when one was found in the ponyville shcool. One of them, got him where it REALLY really hurts if ya know what I mean."
  • Icky: "Yeeeeeeeeh! I think I can get what you mean by that."
  • Capper: Well count us in. I haven't had to experience the excitement of adventure since Stormy.
  • Rainbow Dash: Eh, with the information you have, we won't say no.
  • Capper: That's what I like to hear. Even without... (Sighs) my old friend Chummer, I can evade danger and have a keen sense of direction. You're lucky to have met someone like me, because... (He sung this)
My Little Pony The Movie Soundtrack - "I’m the Friend You Need" Audio Track

My Little Pony The Movie Soundtrack - "I’m the Friend You Need" Audio Track

  • Icky:... We seriously made it to the hut through an entire montage?
  • Meadowbrook: I'm impressed he got us there quickly and detected every danger around us.
  • Starswirl: You girls meet some interesting friends.
  • Twilight: At this point it's impossible not to make them. I am the Princess of Friendship after all.
  • Capper: Well, it ain't over yet. I can hear buzzing. They may be those Zippers you were talking about.
  • Fast flashes of movement were heard, sounding like "Zips"!
  • Pines: "And THAT may be why they're called "Zipper Wasps"! They make those tiny little fast zipping noises!
  • Meadowbrook: They have a high metabolism, so they're about 5x as fast as a hummingbird. They can be hard to detect. Lucky I know how to deal with them.
  • Sparx: We're watching, then- (Zippers appeared in front of them, startling them as they look like flash bees if they were wasps, and somewhat bigger)... Wow, they're about as big as me? Please. This'll be easy.
  • Private: Not if they have numbers and can zap you individually.
  • Sparx: "WOO! Good point! Saved me from doing something REALLY stupid!"
  • Icky: "Like eating butterflies that give you gas and make an epic burp stupid?"
  • Fluttershy: "Why would you eat Butterflies?"
  • Sparx: "Hey, I inhered it from the old series Sparx, okay? Cut me some slack! He eats Butterflies WAAAAAAAY more in the entire class Spyro Series, then I did, in ONE GAME!"
  • Fluttershy: "I still don't like that you would do such things!"
  • Sparx: In case you failed to realise this, animals get eaten ALOT in the wild. Even butterflies. As an animal caretaker you should know that.
  • Icky: "Can we please put off the ethics of Sparx having litteral Butterflies in his stomich to AFTER we don't get attacked by Electrisity Producing Wasps?!"
  • Meadowbrook: Let me handle this. (She takes out her Queen Flash Bee Mask as it shooed the wasps away)
  • Shrek:... Well that was too easy.
  • Meadowbrook: The Zippers are very afraid of the queen because it defends the hive itself differently than the rest of the colony by infecting with Swamp Fever. It stuns or kills with an electric pulse and sprays a cloud of it so big that it engulfs an entire swarm. They wouldn't harm a queen and risk becoming the flower that spreads it within 12 hours.
  • SpongeBob: Clever.
  • Meadowbrook: "Alchourse. It's why you don't see alot of Zippers around where Flash Bees reside in."
  • ???: OH, THANK CELESTIA, THE ZIPPERS ARE GONE! I've been surviving off their honey for weeks! It was not pleasant. It taste like earwax! (Mystic came out) Now I can finally get groceries and- (He sees Starswirl)... I... It can't be! Master Starswirl?
  • Starswirl: It's been a long time, Pools.
  • Mystic: But how? I thought you died long ago.
  • Starswirl: More like... Went to limbo to stop a mistake of mine. My age was stagnated for the entire millennia.
  • Twilight: Why didn't you tell us you and Starswirl knew each other, Mystic?
  • Mystic: You didn't ask. Besides, if I knew where he was, I'd protect him.
  • Icky: "Well, bud, we're here on business. Long story short, Rutherford's Smartass Dinkus of a brother managed to take a dark staff from a relitively obscured threat of Equestria because the Midgard Serpent's too apathetic to be bothered to not let that happened himself!"
  • Mystic:... Oh, dear! I knew that would be a problem since my trip to Asgardia.
  • Fidget: Asga what now?
  • Capper: I think that's the homeland of the Sleipnirs. Ponies like you but bigger and with 8 legs. Has a giant magical tree named Yggdrasil. Also home to crazy Norse creatures, and even a few yak civilizations and a very strong Viking culture.
  • Icky: " Well, Doi! It does have "Asgard" in the name!"
  • Kowalski: 8 legs? Wow, that's freaky. I mean, I know the Sleipnir of Norse mythology was like that, but how do they move around like that?
  • Mystic: Best not to ask questions. I'm going to assume you wish to use the Magic Pools to get the power to stand up to the giant serpent?
  • Starswirl: Not directly.
  • Rockhoof: We believe that we can patch the equator together by turning the Midgard Serpent permanently to stone, and ensure that it's power isn't a problem when we deal with that Yakotaur guy. We just need to get this power safely by contacting Gaia Everfree.
  • Sister Preyer: Celestia knows that the Midgard Serpent has become so apathetic that it's lost the will to live, so we'd be doing it a favor by using it's petrified body to bind the world back together.
  • Mystic:... Hmmm... Your idea has merit, but even I don't know where Gaia herself is. Her hibernation area is famously unknown. At least, not the, exact location. But all we know is that it's in the Everfree Forest.
  • Spike: Obviously. I mean, it has her name in it.
  • Mystic: It's said she sleeps in an area so blessed with life, it's almost impossible to reach her. It's heavily isolated and yet so much alive. But I do have a clue. The one who first saw Gaia as of recently was from the Deerlands.
  • Pinkie: Ooooh, I remember that. I remember Aspen, Blackthorn, and Bramble and how we saved Thicket from that mean Minotaur business man trying to tear down their home.
  • Fluttershy: Iron Will said Well-To-Do was ruined and exiled from Minotauria since his crimes caused an uproar from the inhabitants of Cervia and is now doing community service for the deers. Well, serves him right for harming innocent animals and homes.
  • Mystic: Well, this lead to Gaia might still be around. His name is Apricot and he lives in Thicket, but it's been under steadfast protection under Celestia's orders since Well-To-Do's incident. We have to speak to his friends in the ESPRC Rangers running the wildlife park where Well-To-Do's operation once stood. The building is now their office HQ.
  • Fluttershy: Oh, you mean Gloriosa and her brother Timber? I met them and donated to the park and for rebuilding Thicket since I made that animal sanctuary.
  • Fidget: Wait, wasn't that-
  • Banzai: Yes, counterparts to the same heads of Camp Everfree in Human Equestria, don't ask stupid, pointless and easily-answerable questions.
  • Mystic: Well, you'll likely find Apricot at the park and find information from him. I'll come with you because they'll trust me since I dealt with any magical problems they had.
  • Meadowbrook: Well lead the way.
  • Icky: "Wait, I have to ask.... In when we dealt with the gargoyles, it was said that she was gonna finally wake up.... Are we to imply that she's still sleeping?"
  • Mystic: "I must apologies for that. Sometimes.... My initional predictions are inaccreate, or because Gaia has a newfound problem of.... Overenjoying her beauty sleep."
  • Shrek: "Ya mean she became a wee bit lazy?"
  • Mystic: "In a blunt way of saying it, yes."
  • Iago: "Well, at least we can now justify on why she was a complete no show in that Gargoyle episode after all that build-up."

Everfree Wildlife Park

  • Gloriosa: (Her Equestrian counterpart and that of Timber Spruce were seen in the building that used to belong to Well-To-Do in the comics when a young Pip-like filly came in)... Oh, Squirt. How's it going?
  • Squirt:... There's some people here to see you, Miss Daisy.
  • Gloriosa:...
  • Timber: I think it's not just ponies, sis.
  • Gloriosa: Ohh... Well, I got it then.
  • Timber: We'll see about that.
  • The door opens and the group were seen.
  • Gloriosa: "Oh hey, Princess Twilight and her friends..... Plus, several others."
  • Lord Shen: "We pardon the intrudtion, but, we require some assisence."
  • Timber: "Well, depends. You guys aren't up to something, right?"
  • Icky: "Well, we need to see Apricot. Mystic said that he was the guy that claimed to have seen Gaia Everfree."
  • Gloriosa: "Well, figures Celestia would have someone come and ask him about that. Look, if your interested to have Gaia leave amongst the mortal society again, keep in mind she may be very reclusive and, likely, very morally confused at this point, and-"
  • Starswirl: "Oh don't worry. We'll worry about getting Gaia reacquited with society on a later event. We wish to ask him on where he has seen Gaia."
  • Timber: "Well, keep in mind that he's kinda went into hiding. Some former Minotaur workers of Well-To-Do, ringmastered by Well's roughest worker, Screw U'son, who- (Some of the Lougers laughed!)...... Uh, dudes, what's so funny?"
  • Twilight: "..... The Lougers, have a bad hapit of being, easily amused by hilariously wordplayed names."
  • Timber realises it.
  • Timber: ".... Ohhhhhh, I get it now! Okay, for the sake of him being taken mondo seriously, we'll call him, Mr. Screw."
  • Gloriosa: "As what Timber was gonna say, Screw was pretty much one of Well's best workers, who is assentually jobless thanks to Well being legally called out. He's kinda mad at what King Aspen and the City of Thicket did because, well, turns out, the poor brute's life was depended on that job. He was divorced, he lost custity of his children, he lost the respect of his friends, and, kinda became, WAY super bitter about it."
  • Po: "(Quietly) Like Hundun."
  • Timber: "So yeah, the dude's mellow got too harsh out, and now he basicly wants to cream Apricot and all of Thicket for only looking out for the forest."
  • Lord Shen: "Well, we understand that the brute was upset that his life spiraled out of control, but it is not going to automaticly be good again just because he would take his rage out on someone who was only doing what was right! Let alone going after an entire community just because they so happened to be why he suffered. Frankly, it does not make him an improvement from Well-To-Do!"
  • Twilight: Couldn't've said it better myself! I mean, for crying out loud, how can he not see the he was threatening the capital of the Deerlands? We got involved because their actions impacted Ponyville. They care for life so much, I got scolded for trying to use a tree as a bridge.
  • Timber: Screw doesn't care about that, he labeled such things as 'hippie talk'. He says he views them as just extreme tree huggers who make the Lorax look like an average environmentalist. He dubbed them menaces who care about life and nothing else and thus either plans to force them back to Cervia as Thicket is destroyed, or destroy Thicket with everydeer in it. Apricot is the one who stands up to him the most when others don't have the nerve.
  • Fluttershy: Well, that's just mean and monstrous! I care about life just as much as they do, and took just as much disgust in Twilight's tree bridge choice as Bramble. To call them menaces for doing something like that, it's incriminating and wrong.
  • Timber: That's why the ESPRC sent us here to offer hope in dealing with him. Apricot comes here once or twice as Thicket's spokesdeer to help unionize against his actions, but he sees them as menaces whose minds were poisoned by the deers' 'hippie' ways, and won't care what they do as long as Thicket is destroyed.
  • Fluttershy: THAT SELFISH JERK!!! AND I THOUGHT WELL-TO-DO WAS A BIG JERK!!!
  • Icky: "I mean, I get the dude's sore about losing his job, but he obviously didn't handled that well. Classic case of taking your problems out on other people because, reasons."
  • Gloriosa: So if you want to see Apricot, then you have to see him in Thicket. I'll ask King Aspen to allow access, but you need to know the password to get by the ESPRC Borders for clearance. Even as princess, you need to earn their trust.
  • Po: I'm sure he'll understand.
  • Gloriosa: Even so, he has been under hard times since that summit regarding the events of the last Convocation of Creatures. The loan that threatened many ponies' homes caused a massive uproar in other lands and griffins are starting to be untrustworthy and accused of being greedy nutcases who almost started a war over forced relocation.
  • Twilight: I KNOW!!! IT DOESN'T MAKE ANY SENSE!!!! I STILL HAVE A HARD TIME BELIEVING THEY'D DO THAT!! IT'S JUST... STUPID!! (She did this)
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The Top 11 Nostalgia Critic F Ups Part 3 - Nostalgia Critic

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  • Timber:... Your highness?...... Wow, that... Incident really did a number on you, didn't it?
  • Spike: You have no idea. We'll just take the password and be on our way. Let's hope Aspen is much more calm about the incident.

Thicket

  • King Aspen: (The camera shows both him and Thicket as they appeared in the comics as Aspen was having the same meltdown as the heroes entered)
  • Blackthorn:... Your highness? (Aspen stopped as he noticed the heroes who stood awkwardly at him)... The Princess of Friendship wishes to talk to you about Apricot.
  • King Aspen: ".... Ah yes, Princess Sparkle and friends. Pardon me if I am not being more formal, but, we're under some, stressful times. Even with Well-To-Do under community service, well, after getting out of that Hydra's stomich at the least, of which is best we both don't know the details of this endover, it's clear that some of his former workers on the Minotaur side proved to be, rather grudgemental."
  • Icky: "Well that's pretty much because they assentually lost their jobs. That tends to be the consiquence of causing a business to stop dead in it's tracks. People lose jobs."
  • King Aspen: "Well know that I never meant for any ill onto those workers. It's just that, had Well aceepted terms to build this Park of Amusement somewhere else, it wouldn't've ended poorly for them. It was Well's stubberness and greed that hurted him in the end, not anything on our part."
  • Boss Wolf: "Well yeah, but Well didn't lead an army of critters to cause the whole shabang to fall apart. The guy's life really BANKED on this job."
  • King Aspen: "And he made this very clear to us when he recruit some reminants of Well's followers into building an ultamate construction machine that would be able to destroy Everfree Forest in a fell swoop. And would ensure that we can't be able to grow everything back after he goes through with it."
  • Sandy: "Well that's why we're here to that fish-out-of-water eviomental movie villain in his place! Just point us to Apricot and we'll handle the rest."
  • King Aspen: "That is.... What I'm stressful about. Apricot and that reckless daughter of mine, Princess Flora Fauna, haven't came back in awhile now. I worry that the two have been captured."
  • Icky: "AND OF COURSE, THE GUY WHO SAID TO HAD SEEN GAIA EVERFREE GETS CAUGHT?! FAN-FREAKING-TASTIC!?"
  • King Aspen: "Wait, THE Gaia Everfree? So I take it you came all this way to see her?"
  • Skipper: "Let's just say that there's a more global problem the world has now then a few angry construction Minotaurs. And we kinda need Gaia's help with that. Just point us to their campsite and we'll take care of the rest."
  • King Aspen: "They basicly returned to the ruins of the Park of Amusement."
  • Icky: "Well that was stupid of them to go to the first place we'll think to look."
  • King Aspen: "And it would've...... If not t'were the fact that he recycled some lost Villain Team tec, surrended the park with Villain Leage defences, reprogrammed lost Vahki and Nefarious Troopers and Hornets into protecting their location, and are combinding their ruined bulldozers into a monsterous machine made of spare parts from those same villain teams ruined ships."
  • Icky: "AND WHERE THE HELL DID HE GET THAT?!"
  • King Aspen: "I believe that they were left over from those villain teams' first mass attack here."
  • Lord Shen: "..... WE REALLY SHOULD NOT BE NEGLECTING THE LEFT BEHIND TEC OF OUR ENEMIES?!"
  • Pinkie: "At least your starting to do that more often these days."
  • Lord Shen: "YES, BUT IT'S ANNOYING ON HOW NEGLECTENT WE WERE BACK THEN?!"
  • Rainbow Dash: "Yeah it was! Well no wonder Apricot and the Deer Princess captured, it was stupidly easy for Screw to do so thanks to the Villain Team tec!"
  • Soothsayer: "And I worry that the lost Villain Team ships may hold a deadly secret on how Screw would aim to make good on his threat of making sure this forest doesn't grow back."
  • King Aspen: As do I. Flora and her brother Bramble have been known to do heroic things with Apricot to save us and they did well. But this villain tech has drastically changed the game.
  • SpongeBob: I thought good and evil wasn't a game.
  • Squidward: He was being metaphorical, you idiot. We only said that because you were being facetious with the concept by labeling strategies as cheating.
  • King Aspen:... Anyway, I'll give you the first steps if you plan to save them.
  • Flash Magnus: That's the idea if it means we get to Gaia that way, besides the point that it's the right thing.
  • King Aspen: But before I direct you to our top doe warrior Anya, I need to remind you that since the Convocation of Creatures, we have to keep hesitant on griffins like Miss Gilda until the controversy of the incident washes away. Don't get me wrong, I trust her, but I have a hard time keeping it that way since then.
  • Gilda: Phh, sins of the race much?
  • Blackthorn: They almost ran most of Equestria out of their homes legally, including us. How can you expect us to just ignore that? The Convocation of Creatures was meant to enforce the unity of all races, and this incident violated those relations and made it hard to trust the griffins. It may've started long ago, but the impact came at a bad time.
  • King Aspen: So I'm asking Anya to watch over you specifically. Nothing personal, it's just politics.
  • Starswirl: We understand, right?
  • Icky: Like hell we do! You're judging a griffin that had nothing to do with the incident?
  • Starswirl: Everyone, let's not start a scene and ruin what we came here to do. Would you react so pleasantly when griffins tried to legally take your home?
  • Icky: No, but I wouldn't act so racist about it.
  • Gilda: Icky, hon, just drop it! Starswirl's right. We won't go anywhere by being asses. Let's just save Apricot and Flora and get this over with.
  • Icky: "Ugggh, fine! But that doesn't make it less cool of them to do that!"
  • King Aspen: "I take it this isn't, popular with some of you? Well again, it's nothing personal persay, I get Miss Gilda has no direct influence on this controversy, but you must understand that Griffins don't currently enjoy a decent reputation at the moment."
  • Gilda: "Look, if it helps, King Cedric is planning to address that crud come the friendship summit. He said he plans to put that to rest and cancel the dept."
  • King Aspen: Well, again, nothing personal torwords you, but until this Cedric makes good on that, we need to be cautious. I hope this doesn't cause a riff in our relations.
  • Shifu: It doesn't. We'd all feel the same way if that happened to us. You may direct us to Miss Anya now.
  • Blakthorn: I must warn you that her husband and partner, and my brother, Hemlock, is a severe grudge-holder and hates griffins with a burning passion since the incident. Takes it after our father.
  • Gilda: Well, fantastic, a racist stag! Will he be joining?
  • Blackthorn: Oh don't worry, we have a current snag with Griffins, but we try not to aggrovate it more then it is already. We don't bring him in if griffins are involved. Instead we're sending his more merciful son Privet.
  • Gilda: Oh thank Gods!
  • Blackthorn: But don't expect to avoid my brother entirely. When he hears about a griffin entering Thicket, he'll be like...

Anya's Room

  • Hemlock: (Appeared just like Blackthorn but with black eyes, large antlers, and bronze armor) GRIFFINS, ARE, FORBIDDEN, TO, ENTER, HERE!!!
  • Anya: (She was a beautiful doe with standard armor and whitish-blue eyes) You don't get to decide that! Griffins are not to be treated this way just because of a badly-offered loan. I mean, look, depending on the circumstances, I'd be cautious too, but I heard this particular girffin is relitvely abit more better then the standerd. It's said she's even making Griffinstone, a Griffinmainia colony found near Equestria, more of a better place then the current shell of it's former glory it was since they lost their treasure to a VERY unlucky Armasti. Griffins have always been treasurers and the greed that came afterward was just a coincidence. It's the same with dragons. It can't exactly be helped with them.
  • Hemlock: Just because they can't help it, doesn't pardon how their actions are dominated by their greed. Griffins have always been nothing but trouble. They are often mercenaries who leave people to die, they are dirty greedmongers, they have no sense of generosity, and all they do is always for a price. What happened during the Convocation was no different.
  • Anya: Hem, I don't exactly have a positive opinion with Griffins neither, but I cross the line at blind-hatred for them. I will not stand for this racism!
  • Hemlock: It's hardly racism if it's true. I don't care how much King Cedric tries to fix, their sins almost cost most of Equestria. The fact that they would scam us out of house and home like that is intolerable! That's why I have a right mind to ban any and all involvement from them worldwide.
  • Anya: Well good thing your not exactly the emperor of the world, let alone ruler of Equestria, or even leader of our people, cause then it means it can't happen either way!
  • Hemlock: Don't remind me. And about your comment about the Louger's own griffin! I FORBID this griffin to get involved in this rescue! She WILL charge you.
  • Anya: This 'griffin' is Gilda of the Shell Lodge Squad. If you have a problem with her, you have a problem with them. You can't tell me what to do with that attitude of yours. Privet is aiding me in this rescue and that's final! If you interfere and cause a hate crime, I will make sure you're sorry. I'm offering this last chance of keeping our marriage, and if you want to remain an honorable and happily-married stag, I recommend you respect my wishes and be courteous.
  • Hemlock:... Very well! If that's how you feel. (He passes by the Lodge, and looks angrily at Gilda as they entered)
  • Blackthorn: My brother didn't give you a hard time, did he?
  • Anya: Nothing serious. I told him we would be through if he had any ideas. Even though I am as cautious to griffins as my people are, I trust Gilda like any respectful person.
  • Icky: "If likely because we would discourage any of that charging crud."
  • Gilda: "Oh don't worry, I was never into that crud the more traditional or merc-minded griffins are into. You can say that Rianbow kinda "Ponyfived" me on that."
  • Icky: "Well there ya go. Your husban could've taken the time to learn that and-"
  • Anya: "It won't nessersarly stop him from not looking past her race. The fact that griffins DO commit to such ways, doesn't really comfirt ot ease his frusttraictions about it, let alone the fact their infamous crime with the dept happened at all."
  • Twilight: Shameful. Racism is what gives the magic of friendship a bad name, or at the least, compromises it. Pred was bad enough. He was so merciless and racist that Spyro used to be scared of him.
  • Spyro: Oh, you had to bring that up.
  • Sparx: And why not? The most famous purple dragon scared of a xenophobic pony? That's very unlike you.
  • Spyro: "Well it WAS a Tman episode, Sparx. Episodes written by him tend to be alittle more, melodrumatic. Like how Scroopfan tends to take the snarky approuch and MSM always brings in the references of what he's most into."
  • Icky: "As true with the episodes he made and would soon come in."
  • Anya: Well, the reason I am chosen for this job is because I'm the only one who is giving griffins the chance they deserve. I mean, yes, I have admit hesitation, but that's because caution to Griffins is currently the norm. We have seen how Griffins usually treat their forests. Had the dept not been called out, we could've been booted out and the Griffins could've tore down Everfree to feed their lumber industry. So, undertsand that everydeer here is still hesitating to be involved. Blackthorn? I'll take the rest from here. (Blackthorn nodded in agreement and left)
  • Gilda: At least SOMEONE is being courteous around here.
  • Icky: "And it's cool that though you admit that your abit unsure about Griffins as well, your at least honest about it and want to give Gilda a fair shot."
  • Anya: "Well you Lougers have proven to bring the best out of everyone. Hemlock just couldn't look past the past's sins to understand this.... Please know that Hem is not a bad deer, his reasons for griffin mistrust stemmed beyond the sins of the past..... His family were once stuck to a Griffin Mafia slave trade."
  • Gilda: "Oh, of course. He hates me because of THOSE assholes!"
  • Twilight: "A slave trade? But Celestia banned slavery."
  • Anya: "Tecnecally, she mainly did so for ponies. Back then, she forgot to take into account about minority groups of Equestria.... That included deer. The Griffin Mafia knew this, and took advantage of this oversight before Celestia even realised it back then."

Flashback

  • Hemlock was seen as young fawn working intense labor with his family as deers and othe rminorites of Equestria are seen trying to manpower an old-fastion drill to drill for a reshorce in the badlands.
  • Griffin Mobster 1: "Hey yo, put yer backs into it, ya foresty antelopes?! Capish?! Or your ass is grass to Don Goldtalon!"
  • Griffin Mobster 2: "Move it already, or it's coming out of your paycheck: Your next meal that is!"
  • An old, wheel-chaired griffin with a golden left talon was seen petting an enfield with a jeweled spiked collar. This was Don Goldtalon.
  • (Anya): "Don Goldtalon was once a powerful slave trade establisher when Pony Slavery was legal, which originally included deer. But when his business was ruined with ponies being liberated from slavery, along with the Slavery Foundation's crumble, he turned to crime and became an equily powerful crime boss under the Mafia, and still contributed in slavery on a smaller scale. He made the Hem and his family, amongst others, to drill in the badlands to dig out Midas Oil. A rare reshorce with the power to turn anything to gold. It is both a powerful fuel, and something the Don wanted to have to power a machine that can turn water to golden lidquid, so in his mad mind that the world can be forever rich with an editable shorce of water. And he knew the oil works. He was able to survive being turned completely to gold when he found it on a stroll. But he didn't lost his talon.... He lost his ability to work, because under his sheets, was a goldifived body. Even parts of his wings are gold now. Griffins already have an undying love for gold.... Being what he loves in a way.... Drove him to madness."
  • (Lord Shen): "No kidding on that! The crazy fool is basicly risking the world to become gold?! Not even the Griffin Mafia shouldn't've been that crazy?!"
  • (Anya): "The rest of the mafia apart from true loyalists didn't knew about what he was doing. They figured that they were going to get a rare oil from him. But then came.... The accsident."
  • The Drill began to shake madly!
  • Don Goldtalon: "Yes?! YES?! YOU STRUCK IT! YOU STRUK MIDAS OIL?! (The Drill bursted into a massive bleeding flood) TOO WELL?! TOO WELL?! (The Griffin Mafia members quickly flew away, one of them carring Goldtalon and his pet off, as the slaves, often without flight, had to get to higher ground for safety!)"
  • Hem's family ran, as Hem's little sister dropped her doll!
  • Hem's Sister: "DOLLY?! (Runs back for the doll)"
  • Young Hemlock: "SISTER?! DON'T?! (Runs after her!)"
  • Young Hemlock looked in shock as his sister was hugging the doll, as the Midas Oil was flooding in quickly!
  • A Less Crooked Griffin Mafia member saw this and flew in to save Hemlock!
  • Young Hemlock: "NO?! LET GO?! MY SISTER?!"
  • The Griffin realised this and flew in to save her as well, and grabbed her by the front off barely in time as she was saved, but the Midas Oil touched her hindlegs, as her back legs turned to gold, crippling her as the change hurted her abit!
  • Young Hemlock: "SISTER?!"
  • The Griffin Mafia Member flew the two back to the safety of the Higher ground, as their parents embraced them.
  • Goldtalon was landed in the same spot along with the other Mafia Members!
  • Don Goldtalon: "New girl?! Why needlessly risk your these deer?! The gold would've complimented them! See, the little one is already a quater of an inch there?!"
  • The Griffin: "..... Have you no SHAME?!"
  • Don Goldtalon: "..... WHO, ARE YOU, TO INSULT DON GOLD- (Weapons are heard being donned, as well suited mythics surrounded the Griffin Mafia Members)......... Talon?"
  • The Griffin: "(Pulls out a badge) Don Copperbeak Goldtalon, your under arrest under the Equestrian FBI."
  • Griffin Mafia Member 3: "SHE WAS A SNITCHING SNAKE?!"
  • Don Goldtalon: "...... How dare you ruined my dreams of making the world more golden?!"
  • Griffin: This is wrong and you know it!
  • Don Goldtalon: This is how the Griffin Mafia works?! We do what we need to survive and succeed?!
  • Griffin: Look at you, scolding an undercover agent for doing her job.
  • Don Goldtalon: You bitch! You dare betray the mafia like this?! You better start learning to sleep with eyes open, because when I come back, you are going to pay for this- (Hemlock stabbed him out of nowhere with his antlers, wounding him seriously and surprising everyone)..... Please tell me, I didn't, get, just stabbed, BY A YOUNG BUCK WITH BARELY ANY REAL ANTLERS?!
  • Hemlock:... You have done too much! You don't deserve to live. (He pushes him into the Midas Oil and splases into it, turning him to complete gold, as his pet now starts to wimper in it's loss, the Mafia Members dumbfounded as well as the Equestrian FBI agents.)
  • Griffin Mafia Member 4: "..... Did, Goldtalon..... Just got iced..... by, A DEER?!"
  • Griffin Mafia Member 5: "And one still practicly a teen too?!"
  • Hem's Sister:... Hem... What did you do?
  • Hemlock: What I had to. I couldn't stand him not paying the rightful price for putting us in slavery, not after where it left you! You might never walk properly again! We're leaving back to Thicket and banning griffins forever. They don't deserve to be forgiven for their insufferable greed and crimes. If I see ANY griffins messing with us, don't expect any forgiveness and mercy from me as I kill you. You better stay out of Deerlands if you know what's good for you. (They left)
  • The Griffin Agent who rescued them tried to talk to him, but a Superior stopped her.
  • EFBI Superior: "Your better off letting him be alone. Goldtalon's done for either way. We at least stopped the operation. Now, let's get the arrests down."
  • The Griffin agent sighed as the remaining members were in process of being arrested.
  • (Anya): Since then, Hemlock had been a member of King Aspen's royal guard. Funny thing he started out as our hero until I, the toughest doe, offered the position of leader of the royal guard and to impress me. The one thing I love in a stag, is toughness and skill. I remember he took on a former bully of his who was horribly ruined by him since he was friends with a griffin whom he killed for trespassing when he was just trying to help. That's why, when hearing he was attempting to get to his crush... Wellll...
Bambi - Bambi vs Ronno

Bambi - Bambi vs Ronno

  • Hemlock:... HELLEBORE?! WHAT IS THE MEANING OF THIS?
  • Hellebore: You know what. I have been waiting for this day for years! You killed my best friend and you're stealing my crush. I have come to settle the score. I am going to be the new leader of the royal guard and I will HAVE YOU EXILED FOR YOUR MURDER!!! Anya is MINE! So if you want to stop me... YOU'LL HAVE TO KILL ME!!!
  • Anya: I DID NOT AUTHORIZE THIS TO BE A FIGHT TO THE DEATH!!!
  • Hellebore: He already made it that way for killing Grafton. He wanted to help fix the bad rep the griffins had, and you RUINED EVERYTHING!!! You, murdered him, for what some crimeboss did to you and for what happened to your sister?! YOU ALREADY HAD YOUR REVENGE ON THAT OLD FART BY BASICLY MURDERING HIM BY HAVING HIM PUSHED OFF THE CLIFF AND TURNED TO GOLD?! You..... You didn't need to kill Grafton!? Your sister manages fine with those gold legs thanks to the kind ent! What more did you wanted?!
  • Hemlock: "To have not been put through that pain to begin with?!"
  • Hellebore: "WHAT ABOUT THE GRIFFIN THAT SAVED YOUR UNGRATEFUL ASS!?"
  • Hemlock: "She could've been an anomaly for all I care. Griffins in general are greedy beasts?! It's not just that mafia. Even the ones that aren't criminals are no better?!"
  • Hellebore: THAT DOESN'T MAKE WHAT YOU DID TO GRAFTON RIGHT?! HE DID NOTHING TO DESERVE TO DIE, NOR DO YOU DESEVRED TO BE THE LEADER OF THE ROYAL GUARD AFTER THAT!!! ANYA IS COMING WITH ME!!
  • Anya: GET AWAY FROM ME, HELP!!!
  • Hemlock: LET, HER, GO! (The two paused)... You wanna fight? Then who am I to not finish what I started? (He charged and they fought in the same fashion as the scene)
  • Anya: No, STOP, THIS IS NOT HOW I-
  • Hellebore: NO! YOU OFFERED THIS COMPETITION AND WE'RE SETTLING THIS STAG TO STAG, SO LET US DO SO! (The two fought fiercely as Anya watched in horror)
  • An Owl saw this and hooted in concern, and flew off to warn King Aspen.
  • Hellebore: "YA KNOW, IF IT WASN'T FOR WHAT YOU DID TO GRAFTON, I WOULD'VE BEEN GLAD TO BE ABIT MORE FORMAL ABOUT THIS AND HAVE THIS FIGHT BE TAKEN TO THE TRADITIONAL ARENA, BUT SINCE YOU DESIDED TO BE A MURDERIOUS BASTURD?!"
  • Hemlock: "WELL EXCUSE ME IF HE TURNED OUT TO BE ANOTHER ANOMALY AND WANTED TO BE FOOLISHLY EARNEST ABOUT BEING HARMLESS?! I CAN'T EXACTLY BRING MYSELF TO TRUST GRIFFINS AFTER WHAT I WENT THROUGH?!"
  • Hellebore: "OH, SO A ROUGE CRIMEBOSS FROM A CRIMINAL ORGANISATION THAT HAPPENED TO BE CONSISTENTLY GRIFFINS, TREATING YOU LIKE CRAP, JUSTIFIES MURDER?! YA KNOW, IF THAT GRIFFIN AGENT KNEW YOU WERE GONNA GROW UP TO BE THIS NILIST MONSTER, SHE WOULD'VE LEFT YOU TO BECOME GOLD?!"
  • Hemlock: "HOW CAN YOU EXPECT ME TO FORGIVE GRIFFINS AFTER WHAT GOLDTALON PUT ME THROUGH?!"
  • Hellebore: "HERE'S A START?! HE WAS CRUEL TO FELLOW GRIFFINS TOO?! EVEN TO HIS LOYALISTS?! HE ALSO, WANTED TO TURN OUR OCEANS INTO GOLDEN LIDQUID?! THAT OLD BAG OF SHIT WAS CLEARLY INSANE?!"
  • Hemlock: "BUT HE HAD ONE THING THAT UNITED HIM WITH HIS RACE: THEIR GREED?!"
  • Hellebore: THAT'S WHAT COMES WITH BEING TREASURERS, AND GOOD ONES AT THAT! GOLDTALON DID NOT REPRESENT GRIFFINS AS A RACE, AND YOU WERE FOOLISH TO JUDGE THEM FOR THEIR GREED!!
  • Hemlock: THEY MADE US SLAVES FOR GREED!! THEY ARE ALL THE SAME: GREEDY SAVAGE EXTORTIONIST MONSTERS WHO CARE ABOUT NOTHING BUT THEIR OWN WELFARE! I HAVE SEEN THE WORST OF GRIFFINS AND I WILL NEVER LET THEM COMMIT ANOTHER GREED-BASED CRIME ON US FOR AS LONG AS I LIVE.
  • Hellebore: THEN YOU CAN DIE AND SEE GRAFTON IN HELL! (They continued fighting until Hemlock scarred him ruthlessly as he fell in a creek)...
  • Hemlock:... You lost. I earned the right to be the leader of the royal guard.
  • Anya: Okay, that is enough! Neither of you get to be the leader if you're going to be jerks about this. I'm gonna have to settle for Blackthorn. He is as tough as both of you, but he is far more respectful and mature. I have even lost my urge to find a suitable husband.
  • Hemlock:... Thanks a lot, jackass!
  • Hellebore: DON'T ACT LIKE THIS WASN'T GOING TO BE BROUGHT UP AGAIN! YOU DON'T JUST MURDER AND NOT PAY THE CONSEQUENCES! YOU DON'T DESERVE HER OR TO LEAD THE ROYAL GUARD!
  • Anya: I SAID THAT IS ENOUGH! You two are dismissed!... (The two got angry at each other and left)
  • (Gilda): So why is Hemlock your husband if he murdered needlessly?
  • (Anya): Because he did something that earned my heart. He sent Hellebore to exile in Griffinmainia. He figured he'd be better off there and it somewhat made up for his murder. Hellebore still resides there to this day.
  • (Icky): "Well, at least we would avoid this guy coming back as a surprise villain and being with Screw."
  • (Anya): Oh don't worry. Helle may be very angry at what Hem did, but he would never betray nature just to get even. That being said, It wasn't a perfect move as Helle still felt very, bitter about everything, but it was the best apology he had. It was a great sacrifice that was tough enough to earn my heart. That's when he swore to try and give griffins a chance. The key word being 'try'.

Present

  • Anya: Then after the Convocation of Creatures, he went all the way back to square one. Going their way to a controversial move of giving lands we know is most of Equestria under a heavy payment, thus driving hundreds or even thousands out of their homes and causing the risk of a civil war, and even almost causing history to repeat itself with the Griffin Mafia almost being allowed to make more deer into slaves, was all he could stand, and enough to convince him that he was right. Thus he swore to have Thicket forsake any involvement with them and try to turn the entire world against them by proving it. The sad part is that after that incident, it was working. Griffins don't deserve the reputation this incident caused, as they are just misunderstood for their ways. I wanted to make sure my husband doesn't get out of hoof by supporting him and defending him from King Aspen, and then bribing him by saying I will get a divorce and leave him to be punished if he forsakes the rules and betrays his loyalties to both King Aspen and me. He loves me too much to say no because I was always there for him. I cared for him and supported him as best as I could. He's not a bad person. He's just under a lot of pressure of having trouble trusting griffins especially as of recently.
  • Soothsayer: Well it will be hard to take him seriously if he continues to act like this.
  • Gazelle: ".... Where is Hem's sister?"
  • Anya: "She's still around, but she has grown attached to the kind Ent and has traveled to many different forests in Equestria and beyond. She visits back from time to time."
  • Shifu: "Well, for now, we'll have to save delaing with Hem's mad hatred later. We have some Minotaurs to quell."
  • Anya: "But here's what confuses me. I know Minotaurs are great builders, but, one would figure that alien tec would be too difficult for them."
  • Icky: "I'm betting ya, Screwy went Grimoors on us and likely hired some outsider freelances to do the hard stuff for him. Question is.... Who exactly are we dealing with?"

The Ruins of the Amusement Park Construction Site.

  • Two deers were seen held in a cage as a large tent censors off an ongoing machanical process.
  • A Musk Ox Minotaur and a Water Buffalo Minotaur were walking by with a Steer Minotaur and a Bisontaur
  • Musk Ox Minotaur: "I don't like this one bit, guys!"
  • Water Buffalo Minotaur: "(Like Bogo) I know this ain't the most ideal way to go about this, but it's Screw's orders."
  • Steer Minotaur: "Screw? Screw who?"
  • Bisontaur: "Screw U'son."
  • Steer Minotaur: "HEY?! WHAT DID I DO, BYSON?!"
  • Byson: "No, Billy Bovine! Screw U'son!"
  • Billy Bovie: "NO?! SCREW YOU, SON?!"
  • Byson: "No?! SCREW U'SON, NOT SCREW YOU SON?!"
  • Water Buffalo: "(Grabs the duo by the ears) OKAY ENOUGH?! Screw, is our foremen Minotaur and he expects us to co-operate! So as his second in construction command, I expect we oblieged him!?"
  • Byson: "My humblised Apologies, Water Buff."
  • Billy: "Sawww-rrreeee."
  • Water Buff: ".... That's better. (Lets go). Big Stank."
  • Musk Ox Minotaur saluted nerviously!
  • Water Buff: "I'm going to see how Screw is doing. Make sure our guests are safe. Whilest I attend with the..... OTHER, guests. Byson, Billy..... Don't be stupid with the Foremen's name again."
  • The Trio: "Sir!"
  • Water Buff walked into the tent.

Inside the Tent.

  • An Iron Will sytiled Minotaur with a cuban cigar in his mouth was seen as a silluetted bot monstrosity was being made.
  • ???: "I told ya we were gonna not disappoint, Screw!"
  • Foremen Screw turned to look to see the freed Hackerz and Zimba of former Dark Trinity fame, now appearent mercenaries!
  • Foremen Screw: "..... Ya Futurasian Aliens did a bang up job with that villain team tec. Not bad for former Dark Trinity wackjobs."
  • Hackerz: "Well, the Doc has yet to get out of prison and it be a good while for the Trinity to get back, so me and catman here deside to become mercs to pass the time."
  • Zimba: "And being a mercenaries as invigerating as me gladiator days!"
  • Hackerz: "And I get my making mischief fix! Espeically how much of it is gonna happen thanks to this baby! Oh, and uh, just be sure ya scrap the thing afterwords, okay? The doc would strangle our necks if he found out that as mercenaires we empowered a less advance community."
  • Foremen Screw: "Oh don't worry, gentlemen. This bad boy will live up to the name "4-Ever-Destroyer" soon enough. How's the little lizard doing with that reicpe of Mang Cobra's Neva-Grow serum?"
  • ???: "DRAGON, NOT LIZARD YOU STUPID MAN-COW!!"
  • The freed Kung Pow was seen working on the recipe.
  • Kung Pow: "And working on that amatur snake mutant's recipe is child's play. And with my newly repaired again staff, I can do anything!"
  • Foremen: "Hey, remember that it was me who had these two aliens break you out during that field trip where those Prison 42 wardens making ya lot pick up garbage in this "Pharagu" planet."
  • Kung Pow: "And thank my people's gods that they hired space bandits to slow that transport down while they were able to get me to escape."
  • Hackerz: "And we got some stupid bandits arrested in the process because we told them that transport was a banking transport! HA! What a bunch of noobs! Best troll I ever made."
  • Zimba: "To be fair, they weren't particular bright marauders. They were a gang called "The Space Dumbasteriods" after all."
  • Hackerz: "I know! The perfect suckers! (Laughs)"
  • Water Buff came up.
  • Water Buff: "Foremen, if I may interupt your conversation with these..... "Friends", of yours...... Mr. F has arrived."
  • Foremen Screw: "Ahh, alchourse. Thank you for informing me, Water Buff. I swear, you're many times much better than Jargon. (Walks off) Keep a good eye on the progress, Buff."
  • Water Buff: "(Relucent Sigh), Yes sir."

A giant fancy regel tent seen on the other side of the Amusement Park ruins.

  • Foremen Screw entered.
  • Foremen Screw: "Thank you for waiting, sir."
  • A business chair was seen, as it slowly turned to reveil a goatee'd recolor of Svengallop.
  • Foremen Screw: "Welcome to the sight of the would've been Fun Fun Land, sir. The would've been latest addition to the Funland Enterprises company empire! Had Well-To-Do not lost Mighty Minotaur Constructions due to that Heart of the Forest hippie deer, it would've been made!"
  • "Mr. F": (A bit like Abridged Cooler) Spare me that hogwash, Screw! How is the preparations of this machine?"
  • Foremen Screw: "I assure you, oh grand Mr. Funland Gallop of the Gallop Family, the Fun Fun Land Park will finally be built and renewed once we dealt with those hippie deer after how they ruined my livelihood after they closed down Mighty Minotaur Construction and put Well-To-Do out of business.
  • Mr. Funland: "..... You didn't, answer, my question! Do you remember, Sky Rider? (An angry looking pegicus mare in Wind Rider's colors was seen) Would've been Wonderbolt, Grand Daughter of fallen legend Wind Rider, and a VERY strong mare? She would even turn a Minotaur's skull, like yours, into dust, (Sky Rider was seen crushing a rock into nothing but pebbles)... Like it was nothing."
  • Foremen Screw: "(Gulp)..... It's, relitively near completion sir....."
  • Mr. Funland: "....... Do you have, any idea, how much indignity my family suffered, thanks to cousin Svengallop's madness began? My poor aunt and uncle are at risk of falling in hard times, thanks to Sven's immature recklessness. ESPEICALLY ON HOW HE WAS GONNA DESTROY THE CHRISTAIL EMPIRE, JUST TO GET EVEN WITH A BUNCH OF MARES?!"
  • Foremen Screw: "You seem, sore, about it."
  • Mr. Funland: "Oh don't get me wrong. If my cousin wants to make a reckless idiot of himself and be thrown into the asylum he belongs, that's his business! I, need to redeem my family's name, however! Appearently, Svengallop's bad reputation is the family's bad reputation. Not just that, but I need to fufill a promise to my friend, the original Mr. Funland, where I was mere Fungallop, Funland Avian. The original griffin owner of this enterprise, Screw....... His son, Grafton, died in that forest..... Because of those savage deers. He couldn't cope with it, and died a broken heart.... Figuratively, and literally when he ended up being so sad, he forget to take his heart medication like an idiot and died of cardiac arrest. Poor Hellebore tried to avenge him, but he got exiled as a result. As such, at his funeral, Hellebore asked us to avenge Grafton for him.... So, as new owner, I had hired Well-To Do, a netouriously determined business capitalist to the point that he's amoral to the concerns of others and even life itself, to destroy that forest and build this theme park..... But then, he was stopped, momentarly devoured by a Hydra until nature took it's course, and he ended up being arrested and made to do communal serivces as punishment! At least that overcomfident idiot was considerate enough to keep quiet of Funland's involvement. As far as the world knew, he was a reckless entrepreneur who caused more trouble then what he tried to do. Which gave me a chance to enact a fresh new revenge."
  • Foremen Screw: "And I can't thank ya enough for including me into this, sir."
  • Mr. Funland: "Glad to know someone appresiates what I do around here."
  • ???: (Lateral lisp voice) "Uh, excuse me sir?"
  • A nerdy pony that looked like the Landlord's daughter from the Saddle Row review in Dr. Eureka's colors were seen confusedly looking at the skematics.
  • Mr. Funland: "(Sarcasticly) Oh goody, if it isn't Dr. Eureka's niece. Enigma."
  • Enigma: "Mr. Funland, I'm having some moral questions about the ethics behind conbining bulldozers and lost villain team tec to create a giant monsterious robot?"
  • Mr. Funland: "...... Enigma...... Do you still want to design rides for me?"
  • Enigma: "(Gulps relucently)..... Yes, sir?"
  • Mr. Funland: "(Sternly) Then KINDLY don't question me, go back to that tent and do your job, you science fair reject?!"
  • Enigma leaves feeling guilty about this.
  • Foremen Screw: ".... Kids, am I right? Speically Kid Geniuses. They just say the darnest things-"
  • Mr. Funland: "AS, I, WAS, SAYING?! Hellebore has speficily asked us to destroy Everfree, so not only do we get what we want, but he would be able to lead his people to a forest in Griffinmainia, start a new life, and Hemlock is the new exile for his mindless Griffin hate.... And, thanks to the mercenaires being generous enough to supply me with this, "Nighthowler Serum", and the approbeate gun to use them, and with a reunion of the Griffin Mafia Members they captured from the prison, I'll turn those sorry has-beens to savage beasts, and have them mercilessly kill Hemlock, as he had did to my former boss's son?!"
  • Foremen Screw: ".... And.... I have to ask sir..... Why, do you want to avenge the Original Mr. Funland's Kid?"
  • Mr. Funland: "...... Because, the real Mr. Funland, was pretty much my adopted father. I was a part of the Gallop family that weren't so luxerious thanks to bad spending practices. My real father became a hopeless drunk and mother became unreliable as a prositute from Fillidelphia, so, The Original Mr. Funland adopted me from that decreped hellhole, and I became Vice-President of Funland Enterprises.... Now, that kind soul died, thanks to some RACIST SAVAGE DEER, WHO COULDN'T LET GO OF WHAT SOME LONG GONE CRIME BOSS DID TO HIM IN HIS YOUTH?! WELL NOW, I'M GOING TO GIVE THE EXACT, SAME CRUELTY, HE GAVE TO POOR GRAFTON AND HELLEBORE?!"
  • Foremen Screw: "Sounds alright with me, as long as it gets my life back togather."
  • Mr. Funland: "...... Which reminds me...... Sky Rider?"
  • Sky Rider: "(Salutes like a soldier) SIR?!"
  • Mr. Funland: "Find Thicket and capture Hemlock. I want him to have a front-row seat to the fall of Everfree, then we'll throw him into that pit with the Mafia Griffins, where I, will get to animalised those beasts for Hemlock's viewing displeasure. And do it, stealthily."
  • Sky Rider: "..... He won't even know I was here. (Slides into the shadows and vanishes.)"
  • Foremen Screw: "..... Permission to speak freely, sir?"
  • Mr. Funland: "Granted."
  • Foremen Screw: "She scares me."
  • Mr. Funland: "She's my head of security. She was suppose to be intimidating. After all..... I'm done playing nice. Those hippy deers will pay for what they did to all of us. They will either leave or die with the rest of Thicket. Either way, we get what we want."
  • Foreman Screw: And you're sure the impact won't attract unwanted attention?
  • Mr. Funland: That is what Mang's never grow formula is for...... So the Deers can't make a new forest anywhere..... Now get busy, Screw!
  • Foremen Screw went off to do so.

The Heroes' location.

  • The group traveled onto Everfree.
  • Icky: "Ya know, it is always like us to get abit side tracked to an otherwise unrelated problem just to get help with the main issue at hand."
  • Twilight: Well, no, but be grateful we get to help others on this adventure. We need to stop Screw if we want to find Gaia.
  • Mystic: If we're lucky, Gaia will see to it that Screw and any others who threaten Thicket will be swiftly punished.
  • Privet: (He was similar to Bramble but has spots like Bambi's) Well, Gaia is not very merciful as nature usually isn't. But she is reasonable.
  • Mystic: Yes. This paradise she sleeps in is said to contain a tree of life that is like the Yggdrasil and the Tree of Harmony that can rebuild her home and punish the destructive, and she has a pet bird-of-paradise, the one of mythology that is, to watch over the forest for her. Enchanted plants also guard the borders.
  • Anya: Apricot said he survived a meeting with her when discussing the park Gloriosa and Timber run and convinced her they'd defend her home. And we are. But here's what will be difficult. If we simply ask for help, she could take it as us failing and kick us out.
  • Starswirl: I can convince her as the godfather of Celestia and Luna. Many surviving Alicorn Gods find respect for fellow Alicorn Gods and those who guide them, mortal or otherwise. She will understand that mortals aren't as strong as gods and will help us. She'd understand that we were helping regardless. It would be illogical and dishonorable to kick them out after that. You have nothing to worry about when we see her.
  • Privet: That's good to hear.
  • Anya: Well, there's also trying to deal with Screw's goons. He may not have Jargon around, but he has someone better. A water buffalo Minotaur named Water Buff. He was somewhat related to the late Toron from what I heard.
  • Rainbow Dash: Well, S***! That's what we needed to hear.
  • Anya: "Oh, don't worry. It's been said that he denounced his Toron."
  • Rainbow Dash: That doesn't make it less awkword that Toron died, thanks to us, and he likely has issues with us on principal alone. What's next? Does Screw have some ponies related to Svengallop, Wind Rider, and Eureka on his side too or something?
  • Twilight:... That is, very, oddly specific.
  • Applejack: "But fer now, I doubt it. Can't imagine any ponies that want to give deer trouble like that again."
  • Lord Shen: "But question is, who could possabily be the freelance helping Screw?"
  • Boss Wolf: "Well let's hope it's not those two Former Dark Trinity dingalings Hackerz and Zimba. Those two are still out and about as mercs since their escape around a year after the events of Tri-corn's epic meltdown. Trust me. A mayhem hungry little lizard and a battle-straved lion man, being mercs? Not a good combination."
  • Mushu: "Not helping that my crazy uncle's on the loose again when he vanished from the Prison 42 transport while their was a very stupid attempt to rob it done so by the Dumbasteriods!"
  • Duke: "Helping little that a shipment of contained Nighthowlers and a gun to use NH pellets went reportingly missing in the Flatfoot's place."
  • Anya: "I'm more concerned on what kind of machine Screw could be making...... And what could they use to prevent Everfree from going back?"
  • Lord Shen: "Well Mang once claimed he once ploted on making a serum called Neva-Grow that is basicly something that prevents plants from going back. It was pretty much meant to be his answer to deal with worlds that rely on plants for protection."
  • Anya: "Why would this Mang create something like that?"
  • Pinkie: "Duh, he's a bad guy. Doi!"
  • Anya: "I mean, why would anyone want to intentionally make something to harm plants? They're a symbol of life and a sigmia of a healthy planet."
  • Discord: "Again, as Pinkie had qouted, (Head turns into Pinkie's) Duh, he's a bad guy, Doi! (Head turns back to normal) Often times, villains aren't exactly, eviomentally concerned. That's why Dystopias often have a thriving industrial business."
  • Anya: "..... Any such concotion needs to be destroyed!"
  • Sandy: "Oh trust me! We'll be more then glad to wreck anything that belongs to Lord Cobra! Anything he tends to make is nothing but trouble!"

Thicket

  • Hemlock was walking down alone as he sighed.
  • Hemlock: "....... Sister...... Shamrock, I wish I can talk with you about this....... If only you didn't need to always be with that Ent......"
  • Hemlock went inside his hut.
  • ???: "Took you long enough, hornhead."
  • Hemlock: "What- (Gets smacked as he fell unconjustus)......"
  • Sky Rider came out of the shadows.......
  • Sky Rider: "..... Tch, so easy, even that wimp Big Stank can do it. (Grab Hemlock and quietly disappears before anyone can notice)."

Mr. Funland's giant tent.

  • Hemlock was found, still unconjustus and knocked out.
  • Hemlock came through and saw where he was....
  • Hemlock: "Whe..... Where am I?"
  • ???: "Your own, personal hell."
  • Hemlock looked to see Mr. Funland on his desk.
  • Hemlock: "....... Funland?"
  • Mr. Funland: "Oh good, the savage HASN'T forgotten about me."
  • Hemlock: "...... It all makes sense now...... Alchourse Screw couldn't've been capable to cause problems on his own?! You were behind it!"
  • Mr. Funland: "Ho-ho-ho, he's a SMART savage! How very droll."
  • Hemlock: "So you were behind why Well tried to destroyed our homes?!"
  • Mr. Funland: "Well why else did you think that sloppy fool tried to build an amusement park, idiot? He was a contract constructer. He never constructs things for no real viable reason...."
  • Hemlock: "...... Wow? You endangered your own kind with the forest's wrath?!"
  • Mr. Funland: "(Laughs), Oh why he said!? Ho-ho-ho-ho! It's like you already forget about how you murdered poor Grafton!"
  • Hemlock was confused......
  • Hemlock: "...... What, did that anomality of a griffin has to do with this?"
  • Mr. Funland grabbed a picture frame and spin-tossed it at Hemlock's near direction as it landed on a pellow.
  • Hemlock rose up, still tied, and saw that the picture had a family of griffins and a younger Funland.....
  • Hemlock: "..... What is with the family photo? I, I don't understand."
  • Mr. Funland: "That, is my family photo. I, was the adopted child of the Original Mr. Funland....... The father, of Grafton Avion."
  • Hemlock was shocked.......
  • Hemlock: "...... Grafton, had, a family?"
  • Mr. Funland: "Ohhhh, look the big brain on you!"
  • Hemlock: "...... How..... How can this be? Goldtalon hated his family!? I, I figured that Griffins have nateroly terrorable families?!"
  • Mr. Funland: "Did it EVER accured to you that perhaps Goldtalon was not an accreate representation of Griffin Kind?! Nor, were they! (Presses a button and reveils the captured prison-suited Goldtalon followers) They were nothing more then criminal scum of socity's underbelly?! And you, had the nerve, to accuse my adopted brother, of being like them?!"
  • Hemlock: "Please, my sister lost her ability to use her back legs! She had to rely on a kind Ent to move anywhere! That happened because of griffins!"
  • Mr. Funland: "No! It happened, because of an illegal slave trade and an illegal midas oil minding accsident?! A griffin that was an undercover agent of the FBI, saved your useless ungrateful ass and your sister?! That, should've been proof that Goldtalon was nothing more, then a filthy shitstain on the name of Griffins?!"
  • Hemlock: "....... (Quietly) What have I done?...... (Openly) Mr. Funland, you have enlighted me on this. I'll forsake my hatred for the griffin race. I can't promise I'll straight up forgive them in light of their controversy about the dept. Goldtalon may not be an accreate representation for all Griffins, but greed is still their commen unifying problem. But, I'll try to be like Anya and be less hostile about this."
  • Mr. Funland: "Oh, (Laughs indigently)! NOW you realised you f****d up?! (Darkly) Too bad you were Grafton's blood too late! Now, I am going to subject you to the same cruelty you have bestowed onto my brother?! How's about, the periment destruction of Everfree Forest with Mang Cobra's recipe of an anti-plant growth serum sound? A fair trade off of a beloved adopted brother I may never have back?! ALONG WITH THAT THE ORIGINAL MR. FUNLAND, DIED OF A BROKEN HEART AND CARDIAC ARREST, THANKS TO THE FACT THAT YOU MURDERED HIS INTENDED HEIR?! YOU MURDERED HIM WITH GRIEF?!"
  • Hemlock: "Please, I am sorry for this sorrow I created, I know what's that like to have your family hurt, but please, don't make the forest suffer for my sins?! You will only enrage Gaia Everfree!"
  • Mr. Funland: "I am not afraid of Gaia Everfree! Because the villain teams were nice enough to neglect bottles of a divine-to-mortal potion as well! If she dares interfear, she'll be redused to a mortal, and be at my mercy! And best part.... It'll be all because of you! You, created these problems yourself?! Because of your rampent Griffin hate?! (Hemlock felt great shame of himself).... And worse off...... You will be made to watch the dishastor, unfold..... Then, afterwards, I will turn those phathic worms into ferals to throw you into a pit with them, for them to rip apart and devour! The ultamate poetic justice! Killed, by the very things you swore to hate?! Grafton, will be avenged?! And Hellebore will take care of the deers for you."
  • Hemlock: "Hellebore?!"
  • Mr. Funland: "(Being coy) Oops! That was suppose to be a secret! (Darkly) Good thing I plan to kill you off after I redused Everfree forest to ash and dust! Just, how did you think that Well-To-Do clown was able to find that forest to begin with?! It was Hellebore's payback for your murder of his friend when you exiled him?!"
  • Hemlock: "...... How can Hellebore be driven to betray nature like that?!"
  • Mr. Funland: "Oh don't get me wrong, he at first didn't want to.... But I appealed to his nature that hated you, and, coherse him into wanting to sacriviced Everfeee in faver of a forest in Griffinmainia...."
  • Hemlock: "...... You malmitulated him while he didn't think clearly?!"
  • Mr. Funland: "More like, negosiated, like a good business pony does."
  • Hemlock: "Grafton would not forgive this action?!"
  • Mr. Funland: "HOW DARE YOU SAY THAT AS IF YOU KNEW HIM?! YOU'RE HIS MURDEROR?!"
  • Hemlock: "You know well enough that neither he, NOR the REAL Mr. Funland would've wanted this?!"
  • Mr. Funland: "(Gets filled with fury)....... SKY?!"
  • Hemlock gets stepped on by Sky Rider.....
  • Mr. Funland: "..... Place him, in his own cage, over seeing everything?!"
  • Hemlock: "Funland, please, I'm sorry about Grafton and your adopted father! I know my remorse won't bring them back, but please, I beg of you, YOU KNOW NEITHER OF THEM WOULD'VE WANTED THIS FROM YOU?!"
  • Mr. Funland: Too late! You already sealed your fate.
  • Hemlock: My brother and Aspen will come looking for me.
  • Mr. Funland: They will either be dead or have been chased off before they even miss you. And given your crime, they won't miss you one bit.
  • Hemlock: You're wrong! I gave Hellebore a home in Griffinmainia. It was the best apology I could offer.
  • Mr. Funland: Who are you kidding? You wouldn't have done that if it wasn't for Anya. And even if you did exile him, without Anya, you probuly would've just thrown him near Timber Wolf or Manitcore Terratory, or just out of Everfree entirely, at best! You are nothing but trouble on your own. You have no common courtesy to anyone or even yourself. That's why I am dealing with you appropriately for everyone's safety.
  • Hemlock: Well how would you act if you were in slavery?
  • Mr. Funland: I wouldn't've done what you did, that's for sure. Face it, deer, there's no hope left for you. You made the choices that brought you here, and you must pay the penalty.
  • ???: I'd let him go if I were you. (Shamrock came in with her Ent, breaking Mr. Funland's tent)...
  • Hemlock:... SHAMROCK!
  • Mr. Funland: "WAIT A MINUTE, I THOUGHT YOU WERE SUPPOSE TO BE AWAY?!"
  • Shamlock: "Well, see, I was coming for a surprise visit for the holidays, when we saw these carnaval lights and hiddenly witnessed what was going on, then I heard these two minotaur dudes talk about-"
  • Mr. Funland: "(Dejected) Say no more. (Seriously) Well that doesn't make you a threat to this operation, not even with your pet tree thing!"
  • Ent: I am DeGroot!
  • Mr. Funland: (Quietly) Oh dear alicorns, we're going the Groot route with this one. (Openly) Oh, well hello, DeGroot! I'll try to be more courteous while I burn you and make your body into a chair.
  • Ent (DeGroot): I am DeGroot!
  • Shamrock: I wouldn't act so smug around DeGroot. He is my magic companion who helps me walk after all.
  • Mr. Funland: Ohh, I'm SOOOO scared! I've handled Ents before. What makes him any different?
  • Shamrock:... Okay, since you asked. DeGroot?
  • DeGroot: (He grew much bigger with his magic)... I, AM... DEGROOOOOOOOOOOOOT!!!!
  • Mr. Funland: (Quietly) Oh we're DEFFENTLY going the Groot route here. (Openly) Oh, their overgrowth spell. Seen it. You'll have to do better than that- (DeGroot suddenly transformed into the same carnivorous plant from Friendship Games)... Aw, bloody hell!
  • Shamrock: DeGroot knows a thing or two about the metamorphosis spell. Ents can rarely do that. But that's not all. He's full of surprises. Show him what you can REALLY do, DeGroot!
  • Mr. Funland: "Oh nuts to that! (Presses a button) INTRUDER BREACH!? ALL PERSONAL ON NOTICE?! ENT ATTACK?!"
  • The Ruined Park becomes alive with Minotaurs and Minotaur hybrids arming themselves with either construction equiptment, axes, or even some lost villain team wepaonry, as the reprogrammed machines of The Dark Dragon Scourge and Team Nefarious began to activate!
  • Mr. Funland: "I don't think you thought this through, brat!"
  • Shamrock: Actselly, all ya did was made things not boring for me. Ents can sense their surroundings as technical embodiments of life and worshippers of the Alicorn Gods of life. Believe me when I say that DeGroot did MORE than think it through. Right, DeGroot?
  • DeGroot: I AM DEGROOT!! (He spawned thorns on his body and then did this)
Groot's Smile

Groot's Smile

  • Mr. Funland:... Impressive... For a glorifived wooden wheelchair.
  • Shamrock: Oh, ha-ha-ha! Very funny. But despite what you may think, I'm not solely reliant on DeGroot. Do you know how I got my name? That doll I saved wasn't just a doll. It hid my ultimate family heirloom. (Takes out the same doll and opens it's back to reveal a shamrock)...
  • Mr. Funland:... A clover? You carry around something that tends to grow, with grass? And I thought Dr. Eureka's nerdy niece was weird with collecting bottle caps from dsicontinued designs of bottles, but this?
  • Shamrock: Not just a clover. One of the creations of Clover the Clever passed down to us deer.
  • Mr. Funland: "Clover the Cleve-..... Awwwwww, snicker doodles."
  • Shamrock: I am considered good luck because, for some unexplainable reason, I am cursed with good luck. It's not traditional good luck from superstition. It's artificial good luck. I found the shamrock as a baby and it blessed me with fortune. That's why despite things commonly misfortunate, I am always lucky. Even without it, I am somewhat protected. The shamrock was guarded by the Ent colony DeGroot was from. Poor guys were victims of the Misfortune Malachite before it was destroyed, and DeGroot was the only survivor. I took him in as a friend and he's been with me for a long time.
  • Hemlock:... I thought there was something funny with that plant in your room.

Cutaway

  • (This happened between a young slave Hemlock and a sapling DeGroot)
Marvel's Guardians of the Galaxy - Dancing Groot

Marvel's Guardians of the Galaxy - Dancing Groot

Present

  • Shamrock: So no matter what you do, I seem to be untouchable.
  • Mr. Funland: Oh, is that a bet? We'll see about that.
  • Shamrock: DeGroot? Let's keep him busy until the Lodgers and company arrive.
  • DeGroot: I am DeGroot!
  • Mr. Funland: Okay, seriously! This charade of being like Groot is starting to get grating! Do you EVER say anything else-
  • Mr. Funland gets smacked and crashes into the bars of the captured Goldtalon loyalists.
  • Goldtalon Loyalist 1: "Look at this schmoe failing at his revenge sceame over here before it can even get off the ground! (Laughs with the other Loyalists)!"
  • Enigma was about to enter in to ask something, but desided to walk out when she saw the conflict.
  • Mr. Funland: "SKY RIDER?!"
  • Sky Rider: "(Cracks her neck), Get ready to be turned into a Hearth's Warming tree, ent! (Charges at DeGroot)!"
  • DeGroot: I AM DEGROOT! (He turns into the plant and fights back against Sky Rider, and more Minotaurs as Shamrock was never touched by any until Mr. Funland was the last one left and Hemlock was freed)
  • Hemlock:... Where is Apricot and Flora?
  • Mr. Funland:... (Gulps)..... Now, now, let's, be civil.... Now first off, they're fine, secondly- (Gets grabbed by a root)..... Oh nooo."

French Narrator: Later...

  • Anya: Alright, it's time to act.
  • Privet: YES! My first battle. Those brutes won't know what hit them. We'll be all over them like ivy on the tree.
  • Gloria: Let's not get cocky. We need to take this reasonably. We need to just find Screw and ask him where Apricot and Flora are, and- (Hemlock and his crew came out with Apricot the apricot deer, and Flora, an older female version of Bramble with green eyes, and the vine-wrapped villains)
  • Rainbow Dash: (Looks at Funland and Sky)... AW, COME ON!!! WHY MUST KARMA FART IN OUR DIRECTION?!?
  • DeGroot: I am DeGroot!
  • Icky:... An Ent ripping off Groot? Never thought I'd see that. Figured alot of Ents would try for a more "Treebeard" sytile.
  • Zimba: "THE FUCK EVEN HAPPENED?!"
  • Hackerz: "(Grumbles angerly)."
  • Kung Pow: "THIS, IS, UTTER, HUMILIATION?!"
  • Screw: "DIRTY CHEATS?!"
  • Water Buff: "Oh please screw, accept this humiliation with some grace and dignity.
  • Shamrock: Let's find Gaia!
  • The Episode suddenly stops!
  • Deadpool: "AWWWWWWWWWWWW COME ON?! I know these guys weren't the impourent villains, but you could've at least allowed us to see the big scary robot Scroopfan was building up to?!"
  • Scroopfan: "Well someone managed to get out of Nick's chorces early!"
  • Deadpool: "I made me myself and I covered that shit! I mean the fact that I tend to have a crap ton of myself to show up at random! (More Deadpools appeared!)"
  • Deadpools: "HEY-OOOOOOOOOOOH?!"
  • Deadpool: "Can we PLEASE have a redo that thsoe two Futurasia guys were able to pull a fast on Bambi here so we can get to see the cool robot?!"
  • Scroopfan: "Admitingly, I was hoping to actselly show off the "4ever Destroyer", actselly."
  • MSM: Okay, I didn't bring you in just to constantly be Scroopfan's mouth piece and exaggerate his complaining of things that can be corrected.
  • Deadpool: "Hey now, just because he and I happen to agree the same thing and that I show up when he edits doesn't mean that I'm his mouthpiece!"
  • Scroopfan: "Well in MSM's defence, you do seem to show up when I'm the one editing."
  • Deadpool: "..... But still, I think we are owed cool giant robot action!"
  • MSM: All you idiots take a further look into the scene. (The scene resumes as the camera pans onto Enigma as she got into the reveiled 4ever Destroyer as it was being awakened)
  • 4ever Destroyer:... Reckindise mission statement. Destroy Thicket and annoying heroes, recover Mr. Funland and others.
  • MSM: (As the Deadpools looked in surprise)... Now think about what you've done and don't do it again because I am smart enough to fix anything undesired.
  • Scroopfan: "MSM, it's Deadpool, there's no garrentie he won't try this again."
  • MSM: True, but this is turning into an overused joke. At least have the guy not ruin the episode by hijacking the episode with his meta abilities. The show will be much better that way.
  • Scroopfan: ".... Actselly that's fair. Deadpool, you may not be able to promise to not interupt episodes to bring up a direction you don't like, but can we have you to promise to not do it so often?"
  • Deadpool: "....... Yeah, the joke was going stale anyway. How's about I show up only one in every, three-to-four episodes, and I only show up in an odd number if you ask me to do a statement message like in the Keuca episode and/or just because it would be funny to do a forth wall joke when something narly happens, fair deal?"
  • MSM: As long as you don't drive everyone around the studio crazy and do it for no reason. Now back to the show.

The Film resumes.

  • The Group were just gonna walk off with the captured foes, when the tent holding down 4ever Destroyer came crashing down as Engima was riding it!
  • Engima through a voice intercom in the Destroyer: "Um, excuse me, heroes? Uh, I know your just doing your jobs, but. Mr. Funland kinda promised me a chance to live up my dream to become an amusement park ride designer, and.... He's, kinda impourent for my future. So, if I can just ask you guys to let him and the others good, I won't have to feel awful making the Destroyer, uh, live up to it's namesake with you guys."
  • Rainbow Dash: "OH LET ME GUESS?! Your related to Dr. Eureka, right?!"
  • Engima: "His niece, actselly, and I need to say he's just misunderstood. He-"
  • Starlight: We know. He's still bad, but not as bad as Wind and Sven.
  • Flora: But we won't be as hard on you as these guys because you are just as tame as him. But... Why are you still fighting for these guys?
  • Enigma: Because our family has been looked at horribly since his crimes were discovered. The entire family was ruined and put in mass probation. I couldn't get to fulfill my dream of being an inventor. Funland promised me that I could get hope back if I help him.
  • Apricot: He lead Well-To-Do into our home and tried to destroy our home with... THAT THING!
  • Enigma: He called it the 4ever Destroyer.
  • Kowalski:... And I thought I had bad naming skills for one reason or another.
  • DeGroot: I am DeGroot!
  • Enigma: Hey, I'm not crazy about the name either.
  • Mr. Funland: "IT'S SUPPOSE TO BE SYMBOLIC TO THE FACT THIS BLASTED FOREST IS NAMED EVERFREE?!"
  • Icky: "Oh we get the concept of the name, it still doesn't make it less dumb, however."
  • Engima: But he's been like a proper mentor for me for a long time. I would be ungrateful to not return the favor for him.
  • Skipper: And what has he ever done for you? I mean, besides being the only one to give you a job.
  • Enigma: "I-..... Huh...... Actselly, apart from that, not really much."
  • Mr. Funland: "Enigma, don't you dare!! Funland Enterprises is still your only hope to get your little ride ideas into reality?! No one else would accept you but me?! I am the only one who sympathises with your familial blight?!"
  • Gazelle: "Be that as it may, Funland. It's not for the right reasons. You only saw her as an ally for your own desires."
  • Mr. Funland: "Look, if it eases your opinions on me, I have no fondness for my dips*** cousin Sven?! He got my biological family in a bad scrape?! I need to redeem it with Funland Enterprises?!"
  • Pinkie: "Wait, but, wasn't Funland Enterprises owned by griffins?"
  • Mr. Funland: "I'm the adopted son of the Original Mr. Funland when my biological parents proved inadequate to care for me themselves, father being a hopeless drunkard, and mother turning to prostitution for survival. I, was from the poorer side of the Gallop family if anyone was curious by that. I had to took over, when Hemlock caused my father to die of a litterall broken heart, WHEN HE MURDERED GRAFTON?!"
  • Gazelle:... The griffin you murdered was The Original Mr. Funland's son?
  • Hemlock: I didn't know! I was too blinded by my past to think clearly. I'm as sorry as you want me to be since he just told me.
  • Mr. Funland: A little too late for sorry. You have been treating griffins harshly for far too long.
  • Hemlock: I wanted to give them a chance for my wife. Then that loan incident ignited the rage when it threatened thousands out of their homes, including us.
  • Mr. Funland: Now, I won't pretend that bit of infomaion was, unfortunate to know that it's a thing with them, just like how I'm related to Sven, but come now, at least the rest of us acknowledge that is it only part of Griffins being mortals like us! Griffins did far worse in the past. And even then, we ponies may have purity, but objectively it doesn't keep us making serious errors in judgements as well. The Gargoyles would vouch for that! It's no excuse to be racist. Racism is why slavery and similar things like hostile races exist. The outside world just doesn't work like Equestria. Griffins don't hold onto the philosophy of friendship because they had struggled with more serious situations like the Arimaspi War and their lack of a true king. It's in their nature as treasurers to do things related to wealth. You, Hemlock, are a modern example of why the griffins faced such hardships. That loan was made such a long time ago and only got brought up at a bad time. To judge them as a race for that, it's wrong.
  • Hemlock: I realize that now! Is that not good enough for you?
  • Mr. Funland: Again, too late! Enigma, you know what to do!
  • Nothing happened......
  • Mr. Funland: "........ Enigma.....?"
  • The 4ever Destoryer was seen deactivated as Enigma was seen leaving.
  • Mr. Funland: "WHAT THE BLOODLIEST OF HELLS, MARE?! WHY ARE YOU EXITING THAT BOT?!"
  • Enigma: ".... Because I noticed the fallacy in your logic. Your actselly being no better than Hemlock. Your mindlessly hateful of a forest because of what Hemlock did to Grafton. Now, his past may not excuse him, by all means, but it at least offers context that his reasons have a method to the madness, vs, if he was doing it for s***s and giggles. Now, if he was just killing griffins for the heck of it, I would've been WAAAAAY more supportive, but, in all fairness, he was harmed badly from Griffins."
  • Mr. Funland: "BUT IT WAS MOSTLY JUST FROM A SELECTION OF ROGUES FROM A MAFIA?! THEY DON'T ACCREATELY REPRESENT THE GOOD IN GRIFFINS?!"
  • Enigma: "True..... But they did accreately represent the, unfortunate underlying problem with them. Again, without a proper king and even a minor acceptence of friendship, the badness in griffins is only gonna grow to the point that it may as well be like the Griffin Mafia and the Loan fiasco are PERFECT exsamples of Griffin culture. The good still exists, but it's being swallowed whole by their problems like how snakes do to rodents."
  • Mr. Funland: "But, but, DON'T FORGET THAT I'M LITTERALLY THE ONLY ONE WHO EVEN CAN HIRE YOU?! NO ONE ELSE WILL AFTER THIS?! THIS SOCIETY'S TOO SCORNED WITH YOUR UNCLE'S MISTAKE TO LOOK BEYOND YOUR HERITAGE TO HIM AND NOT MAKE ASSUMTIONS?!"
  • Enigma: "Well, no offence, but helping destroy an ecosystem, even if it's something as culturally feared and unpopular as Everfree, isn't exactly gonna guarantee that it gets better for me. Look, all the same, I'm sorry about your griffin family, they're obviously good griffins and didn't deserve what Hemlock put them through. But at least Hemlock has shown that, he's not some kind of remorseless monster that commited these things out of petty spite."
  • Mr. Funland: "(Barely fighting off tears) HIM BEING A PHATHIC REMORSEFUL SHELL, ISN'T GONNA BRING GRAFTON BACK?!"
  • Soothsayer: "Neither will your revenge sceame. Surely you know that Grafton and your adopted father would never approve this path you choosen."
  • Mr. Funland: I have been doing this so they can be avenged!
  • Soothsayer: Avenging is nothing more than revenge in this instance. You're destroying an entire civilization for the actions of one deer who didn't know any better, and for understandable reasons. You? You're far worse than him because you take your vengeance out more than Hemlock did. He let them live with a warning. You resorted to destruction. Hemlock has shown mercy and you haven't. That's why when push comes to shove, you're worse than Hemlock.
  • Enigma: Yes, so I cannot work with you anymore, even if it means I have... No work at all.
  • Mr. Funland: TRAITOR!!! (He got so mad that he broke free from his vines and got into the 4ever Destroyer) THEN YOU WILL DIE WITH THE REST OF THEM!!!
  • Shamrock: Okay, how?
  • Icky: Well, Scroopfan wanted that thing in action, so he got it.
  • Enigma: RUN!
  • Sparx: Coward response is invalid. Let's take that thing down!
  • The 4ever Destroyer brought out a crud load of weaponry!
  • Sparx: "..... I meant to say, Cowerd response is VALID?!"
  • The Heroes made a run for it as the 4ever Destroyer began chasing them!
  • Mr. Funland: "(Laughs maniacly?!)"
  • SpongeBob: RUNNING, RUNNING, RUNNING!!!
  • Spyro: (Funland fired everything he got at them) He's chasing us to Thicket! We can't let him get there!
  • Twilight: We got this. (She and the other pony heroes tackled him as he accidentally used his power against him and trapped him)... NOW! (They activated the combined Rainbow Power and Elements to destroy the Destroyer and turn it to a giant tree as Funland was stuck in a viney cell)...
  • Mr. Funland: You f***s! You can't keep me in here forever!
  • Flora: We don't intend to.
  • Icky: "Yeah, we'll be sure the cops come and pick you and your friends up."
  • Iago: "So consider your little Funfair Project scrapped once more."
  • Mr. Funland: "YOU CAN'T DO THIS TO ME?! I AM MR. FUNLAND?!"
  • Twilight: "When we're done with you, You won't be able to keep the right to funland, Fungallop!"
  • Mr. Funland: But what about our family? You'll leave them shamed in hard times like before.
  • Anya: I'm sure we'll have them made as a concern since we know that they are in hard times. But it's truly fools like you that make it worse.
  • Apricot: Did you ever think about that? Hmm? (Funland hesitated)... Didn't think so. Come, my friends. I shall help you find Gaia Everfree, right after we deal with these jerks.

Thicket

  • The Minotaurs were seen tied up.
  • Water Buff: "I don't want to say I told you so, sir, but this was EXACTLY what I warned you about?!..... I'll admit that the Groot-like Ent wasn't figured, but this was STILL what I tried to warn you about?!"
  • Screw: "BUFF, CAN YOU BASICLY NOT?!"
  • Zimba and Hackerz were seen tied up as well.
  • Hackerz: "(Grumbles)."
  • Zimba: "..... I am not sure if the doctor's going to appresiate our blunder in this."
  • Hackerz: "CAN YOU NOT REMIND ME?!"
  • Kung Pow was seen.
  • Kung Pow: "I never even got to claim that machine as the new basis of my new Dragtha."
  • Fungallop and Sky Rider were seen tied as well.
  • Fungallop: "This was an utter dishastor?!"
  • Sky Rider: "If only I wasn't disabled at the time, I would've been able to scare that nerd into being obedient."
  • The still-captured Griffin Mafia Members were seen playing cards.
  • Goldtalon Loyalist 1: "Well, it'll be awhile before the mugs of the Equestrian FBI takes us back to the slammer, so why not a game of Griffin-Jin while we're here, hey gang?"
  • The other loyalists agreed.
  • Fungallop: "HOW CAN YOU PINHEADS THING OF PLAYING GAMES AT A TIME LIKE THIS?!"
  • Goldtalon loyalist 2: "We're kinda used to jail at this point. Prison Apathy. Comes with age. And your lucky you ponies get thrown in the Black Staillian Asylum, so your one to talk! Also, didn't you threaten to use some kinda poison from Zootopia on us to hurt some deer?"
  • Fungallop: "Ughhhhhhhh, this cannot get worse."
  • King Aspen: How's about we send Fungallop and Sky Rider to Black Stallion Asylum? I'm sure they'll fit nicely with their relatives.
  • Fungallop:... NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!
  • Apricot: You all look like you got this under control. I'll send these guys to Gaia's place.
  • Bramble: You do that. Good luck, buddy. (They left)
  • Fungallop: NONONONONONONO!!! DON'T PUT ME IN WITH SVENNY, THAT BASTARD!!! NOOOO!!!!
  • Bramble:... You think Hemlock will change after this?
  • King Aspen: I don't see why not.
  • DeGroot: I am DeGroot!
  • Icky: "It is cool if you babysit these yuts for a while?"
  • King Aspen: "Alchourse. I'll hold these cretins over until the proper athoritives arrive. Now you best go. Gaia awaits."

Gaia's Domain

  • Fluttershy: (They arrived at a cascading beautiful forest oasis flourishing with life)... Oh... My... Goodness!
  • Apricot: Had the exact same reaction.
  • Twilight: She's here. I can feel her.
  • Mystic: Well, her bird-of-paradise should notice and greet us with Gaia herself. Know that Cascadance is hard to spot. You usually know her for the same gem dust Gaia has and she can camouflage herself as part of the environment.
  • Fluttershy: Oh, I saw one before. I was just 12. I was in a moonlit paradise just like this one helping injured baby birds and I saw it perching in the large brook. I was able to approach it gently and pacify it... And it teased me and we had a bit of fun, and discovered I was healing it's young.
  • Most Heroes: Awwww!
  • Fluttershy: Of course they are very rare. Two of them in the same place is much more rare. You can spot one by seeing the environment with keen eyes and extreme quiet. Watch and learn... (She came out and noticed something peculiar)... (Extremely soft)... Cascadance, we are friends. It is okay. We mean you no harm. Direct us to your owner.... (A beautiful bird just like this came out hesitantly)
  • Meadowbrook: My word!... She's beautiful! (Cascadance perched herself onto Fluttershy gently as she analyzed the group)...
  • Starswirl: I cannot remember the last time I seen these gentle creatures. Their magic and purity is legendary.
  • Fluttershy: She's directing us to her master. Let's go.

Later...

  • Fluttershy: (They approached a giant waterfall in a rainbow-lit pool as they went through the waterfall to find a place similar to the magic geode reservoir in Camp Everfree with gem dust floating all over and little glowing alicantes and fantasy creatures making way as Gaia Everfree appeared the same as how she did in Legend of Everfree, but ponified and an Alicorn)... Amazing.
  • Gaia Everfree:... Welcome, bold ones. You have come far to find me. I assume, thou have'th sought to harness to get the power to quell the Midgard Serpent forever as the first step of your mission.
  • Capper: BWHAAA, HOW DID YOU KNOW?!
  • Gaia Everfree: I can see anything through the eyes of any animal out there..... Also, why else would you people be all the way here in the most dangerious forests of Equestria if it not for the pools?
  • Bubbha: "Well ain't we snappy?"
  • Gaia Everfree: But, to be more serious, I've been watching your adventure and have been awaiting your arrival.
  • Starswirl: Very well, your enchantress. (As Cascadance flew onto Gaia's front leg) Where do we start?
  • Gaia Everfree: "Keep in mind of one, simple, impourent thing."
  • Icky: "We get it, lady, the magical space pools are super impourent! We get it! And we know your gonna bring up that saving this forest from Svengali Pony's Eviomental Villain of a Abridged Cooler-Sounding Cousin, doesn't change much! Not our first rodeo with very insistent old sage types."
  • Gaia Everfree: "I was going to say that the Midgard Serpent, in being connected to the world, would see this attempt on him long coming and not go down without a fight as per norse code, but thank you for saving me the trouble of Impourent things numbers 2 and 3."
  • Icky: "Again, not, our first, rodeo."
  • Gaia Everfree: "Well, surely you have reckindised that these pools are behind the greatest shorces of magic, imagination, and other shorces of powers, even not of magic, owe their existences to these powers. If the flow was intrupeted, for even only a second, magic, imagination, and the other powers, will weaken."
  • Lord Shen: "Well we kinda only need enough to be able to perimently petrufy an apathic giant serpent."
  • Gaia Everfree: ".... Keep in mind of the serpent's body. The Serpent is long enough to be able to constrict around the entire world of Equestria. That kind of risky strain with just the pools alone, could risk a year-long drought of magic, imagination, and other powers. That would mean that with the pools momentarly weaken, your own magic powers would be siphoned, The Superiors would be de-powered, the Futurasians will become immensely unimaginitive, Kung Fu will be disconnected from chi, Cartoons will become 100% more realisitc, worse of all, the joy that comes from such things will be lost, as Worlds will break into anarchy with a year-drought of magic!?"
  • Starlight: "..... On second thought, it isn't like it's nessersary required to Punish the Midgard Serpent, I mean, he's already imprisoned within an entire world, (Nerviously Laughs)."
  • Gazelle: "We promise Gaia Everfree, we would not risk the worlds like this without a careful plan. That's why if we can get the Yakataur staff, purify it and use it to counter balence the Magic Pools wave of needed magic for the worlds and the amount needed to pasify Midgard, we can avoid the worrisome drought you brought up."
  • Gaia Everfree: "..... Use the Yakataur's staff as a balence beacon? Interesting concept. But, that brings us, to impourent matter Number 4..... The Yakotaur still has it. And by know, he has already turned half of the Yaklands into his corrupted slaves while that idiot prince remains unaware of what he had done!"
  • Starswirl: "And we assure you, we intend to deal with that ruffian in good time! But we need the confidence that you would agree to help us with this."
  • Gaia Everfree: "...... Only on one condition...... That you do exactly as what the Uniter suggested: Purify the Yakotaur's staff, and bring it back here. Just be warned of this. There are darker forces at play with the Yakotaur then just an angry byproduct of two warlords seeking misguided pentdence for his intended creation as a conguror."
  • Icky: "Well, we may as well deal with him anyway since he IS the most major problem at the moment."
  • Gaia Everfree: "Just be warned though..... The Yaklands have become a far dangerious place. It is being reshaped into a darker mirror of what the Old Yak civilisation was luck before Thre Great Dumbing."
  • Banzai: "PFFFFFFF?! The Great Dumbing?! (Laughs)!"
  • Gaia Everfree: "I know, it's unintentionally hilarious, but it is accreate."
  • Sam: "Just exactly how bad is this anichent civilisation resurgence is, exactly?"
  • Gaia Everfree: Well, before Yakotaur came to it, the Yaklands of the bovine homeland of Tauria are in hard times because their unmentionable past have made them hesitant to be around. Now, like I said, the Yaklands are becoming a darker mirror to it's past. Even as we speak, they build a new Yakyakistan temple in the Yakland capital of Yakcon, a place of historic impourence to the Yaks. It is also the greatest epicenter of the Mighty Yak Legion. Under the Yakotaur's control, the Yak Legion would now be a dangerious adversary.
  • Pinkie: I can imagine.
  • Gaia Everfree: Well, it gets worse. Do you know what a Mahishasura is?
  • Earl: "Is that a name of a nasty rash?"
  • Thunderclap: "I think they have a cream for that."
  • Gaia Everfree: It is not that. It's a bovine demon of Hindu mythology. Here, it comes from a sector of Tauria called Nandia. This is supposed to be the place where Yakotaur went searching for the power to exact his revenge. Given the similar power, it's reasonable to say that the Yakotaur is being aided by a Mahishasura.
  • Twilight: You sure?
  • Gaia Everfree: Even I'm only making guesses and assumtions, but it is likely that he couldn't be this powerful and cunning without the aid of an outside force. You should stop by Nandia to find clues on your quest.
  • Flash Magnus: "But at the same time, we can't afford to let the Yakyakistan colonists be alone and be easy for Yakbrain or his friends to just come along the Christail Empire and swoop them up."
  • Starswirl: "Agreed. We should split up and cover both basis. The Pillars and myself shall head to Nandia. The Lodgers shall split between the group that watch over the activity of what the Yakotaur is up to in the Yakcon capital whilst others return to the Christail Empire to keep the Prince and the yaks safe. Sparkle, you and your friends need to create a diversion for any of Yakbrain's ilk, so there won't be any surprises. I would imagine that this Ice Valkyrie has a score to settle with you."
  • Lord Shen: "I will lead the monitoring mission with some of our most combat capable. The rest will keep the Yaks safe, from both any outside threat, AND themselves! Let alone keep the Christail Empire from having to deal with another dose of their panic attacks."
  • SpongeBob: BREAK! (They do so)

Chapter 5: Yakcon Sneak-In/Yakbrain's Forces Come To The Crystal Empire/The Yakotaur's Secrets/Twilight and Friends Confront Ice Valkyrie Again/The Yakotaur Turns On Yakbrain

Meanwhile, back at the Christail Empire.

  • The Yaks were seen in hay beds in a nervious sweat as they lead in the hay beds.
  • Flash Sentry: "...... Yeesh, these guys are a mess.... I mean, ya know in more ways then one."
  • Shining Armor: "They're obviously afraid of, you know who. They're not in their best mindset right now."
  • Flash Sentry: "No kidding. But I'm sure things can only get better from here."

The Yaklands

  • A darkifived Yakcon capital was seen.
  • Viking-Eqsed Airships are being made.
  • Yakbrain, now in more regel royal attire, was seening boastfully laughing as he walked along side his followers and the Figure.
  • Yakbrain: "I have only managed to re-civilised the Yaklands for only a few moments, and already they gotten to work on creating our anichent airships! I can already envision fleets being used to put enemies in their place! I LOVE seeing progress!"
  • Figure: "So, what are you going to do with your newfound power?"
  • Yakbrain: "Simple. I'm going to have these fleets hunt down any spreaded out stragglers of the Yaklands that gotten themselves into colonies like new Yakyakistan. Them espeically. With your help with the Yakotaur's staff, all Yaks shall be taken back to civilised life. And I, will become the rightful ruler of all Yaks! Not fools like my ungrateful father?! I will take Yaks out of the past, and into a glorious future!"
  • Ice Valkyrie: "You do realised that with the Yak Seer, and given that the Yaklands are becoming noticingly dark and that you didn't do anything to secure the Professor, it isn't like all this would go un-noticed."
  • Yakbrain: "A minor error, but it did not stop my succession into power. Thanks to our friend, we have the mighty Yak Legion in our control. (Darkifived corrupted Yak Soldiers are seen) No more are they primitive embarrisments to their name! They have become civilised! Granted, we could probuly do well with fixing the incrise aggressions and, noticeable physical dispearites, but at least they're not primitive dunces anymore."
  • Rum Dum: "Doesn't make it easier to look at them."
  • Bum Dum: "I almost mistook them as, something NOT a yak!"
  • Yakbrain: "Oh hush up, Dums, and you two are joining me in my first fleet voyage to the Christail Empire, the likely place of where my idiot brother and the clan are hiding, like the dumb cowerds they are. Ice Valkyrie, I want you, Tuxedo and the wooden mutt to head out into the Frozen North to scout the area for any likely attempt at us. Perhaps it may offer a chance for that rematch with the ponies you have an issue with."
  • Sir Tuxedo: "Uh, I, am not best suited for combat, maybe just let Ice Valkyrie go it alone and let me stay here to colaberate things instead?"
  • Yakbrain: "But I need you to croniclese the event. Also, she could use a SENTIENT companion, cause talking to a termite's idea of heaven would look weird."
  • Ice Valkyrie: "With all due respect sir, I can take care of myself, and I would appresiate if you don't degrade Whitewood like that! I am more then capable to recall everything that went down. I believe that Tuxedo is best suited here."
  • Yakbrain: "And a fine and dandy opinion, but...... Who's, the new Yak King here?"
  • Tuxedo (Defeated tone)/Ice Valkyrie (Annoyed): "You?"
  • Yakbrain: "EXACTLY?! Besides, our benufactor is all the capital needs for protection. Understood?"
  • Ice Valkyrie: "(Sighs)..... Yes sir. I'll make sure Tuxedo is kept safe and sound."
  • Yakbrain: "Now THAT'S more like it. I can see why you were amongst this Eagle-Bill's best elite!"
  • Ice Valkyrie: "Eagle-BEAK, sir!"
  • Yakbrain: "Whatever! The name still involves a bird's mouth! Dums! Time to board!"
  • Yakbrain and the Dums walked off.
  • The Figure disappeared in a puff of smoke going somewhere else.
  • Sir Tuxedo: "..... Oh, the indignity of it all! First I found myself looking bad in front of the professor who I was having a good connection with, and now this?"
  • Ice Valkyrie: "I wasn't planning on egg-sitting you neither, but Yakbrain is a king now. We have to obey his orders. (Gets on top of Whitewood). We may as well set off."
  • Sir Tuxedo: "(As Valkyrie levitated him onto Whitewood) And how do you exactly plan to travel back to Equestria, let alone the Frozen North on the back of an Albino Timber Wolf?"
  • Ice Valkyrie: "Do remember my training at Magic University, Tuxedo. I can cast a spell that enables Whitewood to travel through magic worm holes."
  • Sir Tuxedo: "First of all, wouldn't that make it a "Wolf Hole" since your pet is obviously not a worm, secondly, I'll believe it when I see it since it is not even theroreticly possable to do such a-" (Whitewood stuck her head through a portal and bit him in the butt) YAAH!!! MY ARCTIC TUSHIE!!
  • Ice Valkyrie: You were saying?
  • Sir Tuxedo: Ow! Okay, you made your point! No need to do that.
  • Ice Valkyrie: Yes, but at this point, you're amusing to mess with with my friends gone.
  • Sir Tuxedo: (Sarcasticly) Oh jolly good to know! (Sternly) At least you aren't laughing at this! And I should inform that my tail is just as impourent as your horn! I was likely that Whitewood didn't damage it! Oh, and speaking of which, your horn looks like a broken icicle. Then again, at least it fits the otherwise needlessly themey name of Ice Valkyrie and Whitewood, which is an overtly literal name of an albino Timber Wolf, by the by! Let alone an albino anything!
  • Ice Valkyrie: (Whitewood was rolling her eyes agitated as they argued on her back) Ha-ha-ha! At least our names aren't as ridiculous as 'Tuxedo' or 'Charlatan'. Edgar is the only one that can be taken seriously.
  • Sir Tuxedo: So speakth someone whose race has individuals with names that look as if 5-year-olds gave it to them, or given your original name, a kid genius.
  • Ice Valkyrie: Tch, that racism is where I must call stop! We have a job to do.
  • Sir Tuxedo: Alright then, Icicle Head! Let's get to work!
  • Ice Valkyrie: AND DON'T CALL ME ICICLE HEAD! (Whitewood brooded as She charged through another portal with the duo on her)

Outside the Capital

  • Yakbrain's Airship and the Yak Legion's airships are already leaving.
  • Some of the Lougers are seen hidding in the forests.
  • Skipper: Analysis, Kowalski?
  • Kowalski: According to my understanding... I have the binoculars backwards. (He flips them as the heroes groaned) Now then... It appears that his majusty, the Prince of Blowhards, has already went out to seek out Rutherford.
  • Shifu: "Then that means their soldiers' presence are limited to what stayed behind."
  • Tigress: "That isn't to say they wouldn't have good security reguardless. We need to sneak in."
  • Po: "Right, stealth mode."
  • Viper: "No, dragon costume, Po!"
  • Po: "And of course that old bit comes back! I think I can already get the idea that the costume is not gonna work everywhere, espeically not in a Norse setting!"
  • Mantis: "Nor anything that would be very stupid to do!"
  • Po: "Ahh, fair point."
  • Trixie: "Well, luckly for you all. Trixie has been practicing that spell Twilight once used to turn herself and others into Breezies. I can use it to turn ourselves into Yaks so we can sneak in undetected."
  • Spyro: That could work.
  • Crane: "Yeah, except, I'm pretty sure they're gonna notice Technicolor yaks."
  • Monkey: "Actselly, I think Trixie is onto something."
  • Boss Wolf: "Well yeah, but like Crane said, that spell can only change our physical form. The colors remained unchaged."
  • Gilda: ".... Trixie, did you also happened to learn a color changer spell?"
  • Trixie: "Oh, oh yeah, I learned THAT little number from Starlight! She called it the Camili-spell."
  • Gazelle: "You mean like, A Chameleon Spell?"
  • Trixie: "Something among those lines. Appearance-changing spells are a dime a dozen, and about as easy as the transformation spell I used to make things into teacups. Color-changing spells are no exception. But in some instances it's illegal given it could be used for impersonating somepony. But in throey, the combined spells will turn us into color-accurate yaks!"
  • Mantis: "Okay then, but I swear to the Dragon Gods, if you end up turning us into teacups or make us appear in the Ponyville Spa or a random ice cream shop instead, YOU'LL BE BLUE AND RED ALL OVER!!"
  • Trixie: "No need to get aggressive, bug! I may be a pain, but Trixie knows how to learn from mistakes."
  • Gilda: Whatever.
  • Lord Shen: So, how does this Chameleon spell work?
  • Trixie: From what Starlight told me, the spell has to go to the melanin in your bodies, and you need to conceptualize the color you want in your head. But it takes focus and concentration.
  • Archimedes: Oh asses to this, let's just have Merlin do it.
  • Merlin: Hold on, Archimedes. Let's give Trixie a chance for once.
  • Trixie:... Someday that bird is going to be cooked for killing one's mood. Anyway, the transformation spell is down for me, but combining it takes more time and focus.
  • Archimedes: Well what're you waiting for, your confetti and fireworks? Get on with it!
  • Trixie:... I'll pretend I didn't hear that for once. Stand back.
  • Sparx: What would we have to do that for? It's only gonna change our appeara- Ohhhhh, I get it, the size, pssh, DUH! Being a bug's a curse sometimes.
  • Mantis: I beg to differ. (They stepped back)... Just remember, no magical accidents!
  • Viper: "Mantis, are you still touchy about when you were turned into a giant?"
  • Mantis: Oh, come on, you'd feel the same too if you end to near-Kaiju levels and nearly ended up hurting your friends! That was a trumatising exspearience! Magic can be dangerous if not used right.
  • Trixie: I SAID I NEED FOCUS HERE!!
  • Bagheera: And we don't need to draw attention to ourselves by screaming like a spoiled brat.
  • Trixie: Shut it!... (She begins the spell)
  • A flash occured as everyone, even Trixie got affected by the spell!
  • Suddenly, in their place, are yaks of varied shapes and sizes.
  • Po-Voiced Yak: "Hey Trixie! It worked!"
  • Mantis Yak: BUT WE ARE STILL THE SAME COLOR!!! YOU DIDN'T USE THE CHAMELEON SPELL!! ANOTHER SCREW UP FROM MAGIC!!
  • Trixie Yak: Well... I guess I can't do magic in this form. Haven't exactly fixed that bug.
  • Missing Link Yak: GRREEEAT!!! Now we can't change color and we're stuck this way until the others come back. Good job, Trixie!
  • Trixie Yak: Don't make me smash you, fishface!
  • Archimedes Yak: I told you we should've done it the easy way.
  • Trixie Yak: You mean the cheap and lazy way?
  • Archimedes Yak: Shut up!
  • Donkey Yak: Well, great. Now what do we do?
  • Boss Wolf Yak: Let's just wing it and use their stupidity against them.
  • Lord Shen Yak: And how do you propose we pull that off? Keep in mind that with Yakbrain in control, the Yakotaur is likely making them a bit smarter, at least enough to question obvious oddities. And even then, say if some of them ARE still as stupid as they were before, even they have to question oddly colored Yaks!
  • Gilda Yak: Oh, well we're short on time and there's a fricking giant serpent threatening to destroy the planet because of the staff not being returned like a freaking rental, so FIGURE IT OUT! Just think like a yak and we'll be fine.
  • Gazelle Yak: "Well, we may as well roll with it, guys. We'll just tell them that we suffered from a magic mutation."
  • Viper Yak: "Well if we're lucky, even if they're not as stupid as primitives anymore, they wouldn't exactly be rocket scientists either."
  • The group walked out of the woods and at the guard gates.
  • Yak Guard 1: "Ewwww!! What is up with these Yaks?!"
  • Yak Guard 2: "Maybe they were one of those Luna Bay Colony Yaks. Those guys, looked weird ever since they moved there."
  • Po Yak: "(Quietly) We're in luck guys, appearently weirdly colored yaks aren't too abnormal to them."
  • Lord Shen Yak: "(Quietly) We still need to play it safe. (Openly) Hello good sirs. I am the leader of these troubled vagabonds from the aformentioned Luna Bay Colony. The Flyders have taken a turn for the worse, and we needed to escape from there. We came to return to the Yaklands as sanctuary."
  • Yak Guard 2: "Well, ya weren't suppose to live in the Luna Bay colony, you were suppose to work there to harvest the magic work from the Ever-Magi trees. Trees that can regenerate so quick that it looks like your doing jacksquat to them. Those trees are what we made our boats and other wood things from."
  • Sam Yak: "(Quietly) Magic wood trees? Hmm, what will this world think of next?"
  • Max Yak: A giant nihilist Alicorn Darkspawn? A pony with feet? A cutie mark demon? Who knows?
  • Lord Shen Yak: "Well yes, but, the infestation was still too much, they kept biting at us, we-"
  • Yak Guard 1: "Okay, okay, save your whining, we have a much better use for you all anyway. By order of King Yakbrain Yak, son of the Elder Yakkity Yak, all Yaks are required for re-education. Though kinda un-nessersary since some of you obviously sound like you speak perfect english."
  • Lord Shen Yak: "Self-taught, actselly."
  • Yak-Guard 1: "Hmmm. Still, it's required you get to the re-education in the palace. New King's orders."
  • Boss Wolf Yak: "And we assure you, we intent on getting there pronto! (The group get inside as the Guards let them in)."
  • As the Heroes walked down, they notice alot of Yak citizens being forcefully herded in drones by the Legion Guards, even the Young Ones.
  • ???: "Psst! Pssst!"
  • The Misfits stop and looked over to see An un-named Yak girl.
  • The Misfits follow the little Yak into an ally.
  • Lord Shen Yak: "You, need us for something, young one?"
  • The Yak: ".... Don't, take this the wrong way, but..... I know your not actual yaks. (The Misfits had shocked faces) But don't worry..... I'm a friend."
  • Gazelle Yak: "Oh that's a relief.... Who exactly are you?"
  • The Yak: "I'm Yona. The neice to my uncles Rutherford and Yakbrain. I was visiting Yakcon to see Grandpa Yakkity and surprise him for the holidays, but, my parents and I ended up arriving to see that Uncle Yakbrain being with a scary creature that corrupted the Yak Legion into serving them. My parents got captured along with every-yak else. I'm worried this "Re-Education" they talk about, could be scary."
  • Tigress Yak: "And your correct to be afraid. That re-education process is likely how Yaks are being corrupted!"
  • Yona: "How could uncle Yakbrain be like this? I mean, I know he's usually always unhappy, but, never like this!"
  • Capper Yak: He's basically tired of living in a town full of idiots. He turned to this Yakotaur guy to fix that.
  • Yona:... The Yakotaur of Legend? Why would he turn to him? He knows he's dangerous to us yaks.
  • Dodger Yak: He might not even know. He might be too desperate that he'll turn to anything. We need to ensure Yakotaur is stopped.
  • Yona: "The Yakotaur's too powerful now with his staff back."
  • Gazelle Yak: "Hence why we won't combat him right away. This is more of a recon to see what he is capable of. And since he's at the capital building-"
  • Yona: "Well you can't see him like how the other yaks would see him! You either be corrupted, or he'll sense that your not yaks?!"
  • Cynder Yak: "Well then we need to to make it that he can't see us, but we can see him. Is there alternate ways to the capital palace..... BESIDES the too obvious back enterence, if it even HAS one?"
  • Yona: "It doesn't have a back enterence..... Not anymore. Uncle Yakbrain deemed that..... Stupid to have."
  • Kowalski Yak: "Gees, he really IS a smart yak!"
  • Yona: "But there is the celler to the weaponry basement."
  • Kowalski Yak: "But no Albert Einstein Yak."
  • Shrek Yak: "Well why did he left that alone?"
  • Yona: "Because it was impourent. But it is being watched over by the Prime General's son, Butterbread."
  • Monkey Yak: "Pffft! How can anyone take someone seriously with a name like that?!"
  • Yona: Because... Well the Prime General is just as big as his brother Yakton, and for some reason, his son is bigger. You do not want to laugh at his name in his face. He may be 15, but he's already a good killing machine. He is half as smart as Yakbrain, so he made his own automaton companion. Trust me, nothing about Butterbread is to be laughed at outside of the name.
  • Monkey Yak:... And already I'm worried.
  • Lord Shen Yak: "Well since he is half as smart as Yakbrain, he probulity figured to surround himself with at least a small band of legion guards. And given that the corruption's making them smart, that means the typical means of using dumbness against them is pretty much out."
  • Shifu Yak: "I would also have to advise against direct combat, because that would risk an alarm being casted."
  • Spyro Yak: I agree. Last thing we need is to be mobbed by big fat yaks, no offense, who are a custodian's worst nightmare.
  • Thundra Yak: But how do we do that?
  • Po Yak: "..... How often do new weapons get supplied there?"
  • Yona: "Once a week, give or take depending on times of conflict or hardship."
  • Po Yak: "..... Guys, I think we found our way into that celler."

Later...

  • Po Yak: (They got themselves into the supply boxes as the unsuspecting yaks brought it to Butterbread, who was a giant yak accompanied by Yak Legionnaires and a much bigger Yak-like automaton)... New stealth mode is at go.
  • Melman Yak: I'm surprised these crates are big enough to fit an army's worth of yaks in it.
  • Trixie Yak: This is not a good idea going Trojan Horse on them. Trixie must take a bath after this.
  • Butterbread: Gearhart? If you will?
  • Automaton (Gearhart): Understood. Transferring cargo to armory. (It lifts the crate onto it's back as the heroes struggled to not make a sound) Transfer commencing.
  • Donkey Yak: Grimms' castrated balls! How strong is that thing?
  • Benny Yak: I don't know, but that guy didn't disappoint with making it.
  • Lord Shen Yak: "At least the others didn't had to suffer through this indignity with us and have to go and protect the christail empire instead."
  • Viper Yak: "Not nessersarly less inconvinent though."
  • The Automation placed the create on the highest stack of crates.
  • Gearhart: "Stacking, complete. (Walks off)."
  • Skipper Yak:... Is that giant trash can gone?
  • Kowalski Yak: Sounds like it, but we can't be sure yet.
  • Joe Yak: I swear to God this better not end up with a heavy chest being placed on top of us again like with Miguel and Tulio.
  • Skipper Yak: And what in the seven levels of hell could be heavier than this?
  • Joe Yak:... Touché.
  • Willie Yak: Easy! An asteroid.
  • Joe Yak:... Okay, that was either being a jerk or being stupid. Either way, we're out of this box.
  • Alex Yak: I can go with that.
  • Yona: Just be quiet while I take a quick peek. They trust me even if they aren't in their right stupid minds. (She did so as she saw it was all clear)... The coast is clear. Let's head out.
  • Capper Yak: Okay, by the way, I gotta ask, how are you not like the others? You seem too innocent to be mind-warped by that Yakotaur creep.
  • Yona: "Oh, I was just simply able to escape when the Legion Soldiers began to act hostile torwords yaks and a scary figure being seen with Uncle Yakbrain and several others. I'm sorry if it's not an exciting tale, but-"
  • Kolwalski Yak: "Don't worry, it explains enough."
  • Capper Yak:... Not what I meant, but the question was surely relevant. I mean... Why aren't you as dumb as the other yaks? (Yona looks abit offended) Irr, that is to say, why aren't you speaking like a neanderfal? (Yona gave a stern look) In meaning that, what up with speaking normally and yet NOT under the influence of an anichent Tartarus escapee?
  • Yona: "Oh come on, if Uncle Yakbrain isn't doing that, then what makes you think alot of other yaks would be doing that?"
  • Lord Shen Yak: "Well, because Rutherford and his people seem to be doing it-"
  • Yona: "Look at it like this: Some Yak families go that way, others don't. But it doesn't mean that every individal Yak is going to take this self-harming stupidifying very seriously. That tradition is starting a trend of slowly dying out."
  • Lord Shen Yak: "I see. Well, at least Yakbrain would've find comfert in knowing that the Yaks won't hold on to these ill-practices forever."
  • Yona: "That being said, the tradtion isn't exactly going away quick enough for Uncle Yakbrain's liking. Uncle Yakbrain always told me stories about how Yaks used to be a proud and digifived race."
  • Mantis Yak: "Well, the thing is, the reason for them stupifying themselves was because they also had conquesting tendingcies that lead to them being respondsable for the Yakotaur to begin with and they're doing the stupid path as a means to basicly punish themselves and forget they ever did such."
  • Yona: "I get the reason behind why it's like that, but thing is, until now, the Yakotaur of Legend was hardly that relivent since the Fear Wars."
  • Lord Shen Yak: "My guess that isolating themselves and not consulting the ponies or even their prior kinship in dragons about this had further part in making them idiots. They ended up feeling so awful about this beast's existence that the isolation ended up rendering them all to have stone-age mentality. Now, there's nothing wrong in being ashamed of yourself for a grave mistake, but self-harm of such magitude like turning yourself into modern cavemen is even more of a big mistake then creating a monster!"
  • Yona: "How did you think Uncle Yakbrain felt? Earnestly smart yaks became few and far inbetween, and even if the tradition is starting to die, it's still painfully prevelent enough that it is not easy for any actselly smart yak to cope."
  • Viper Yak: "Well no wonder he was so quick to unknowingly trust the very creature respondsable for this downfall to begin with."
  • Tigress Yak: "I have a gut feeling that his ill feelings stem beyond Yaks being stupid. Did he have any personal tragities?"
  • Yona: "He lost a girl he really likes to a Frost-Bite Viper and had a trumatic exspearience in the Snow Serpent trial in that he failed to now show fear which was how the Snow Serpent can see you. He blamed Yaks being like they are for causing him to have a fear of snakes."
  • Mantis Yak: "Then he is NOT gonna want to meet Fu-Xi!"

Fu-Xi's Lair.

  • Fu-Xi: "ESPEICALLY WHEN I PUT THE SNAKE HATER IN MY LIST?! ON TOP OF THE IDIOT BIRD?!"
  • Fire: "Calm down sir, at least the Yak is more regular phobic to snakes then XENO-phobic. He does have trumatic excuses for it."
  • Fu-Xi: "IT DOESN'T MAKE ME LESS PISSED AT HIM?!"

Back to the group.

  • Lord Shen Yak: "So, I trust it's why he wanted to become leader of the Yaks and not Rutherford or his father?"
  • Yona: "And once, he had the chance. But he ended up kinda ruining it when his aims to make Yaks futurticly civilised ended up attracting an Am Fear. He got stuck to being a trade establisher ever since. You likely known how he and some friends were behind why Uncle Rutherford almost declared war over a player piano and risked Yakyakistan to be over-wealmed by the Ponies' magic powers."
  • Mantis Yak: "And how he tricked Rutherford into thinking that Ponies were great at imitations and set him up to be upset that how sucky the imitations are! For a smart Yak, that was pretty stupid of him for thinking he was gonna get away with that!"
  • Crane Yak: "Well thank goodness Pinkie was able to win over Rutherford through just showing what Pony culture is really like and not play along with the ruse."
  • Monkey Yak: "..... Though, I kinda wonder why Yakbrain, and, assumingly Ice Valkyrie and those others didn't tried to stop Pinkie from going to Yakyakistan to begin with?"
  • Yona: "Actselly, they kinda did. Pinkie's travel distractions happened for a reason."
  • Po Yak: "So, were they respondsable of making Pinkie's trip pointless?"
  • Yona: "No, that actselly happen because karma desided to be cruel to Pinkie. She was only able to save the day because of how my friend in Yakyakistan, Yakky, was so friendly to her and how it inspired Pinkie to do such that. Be a friend."
  • Skipper Yak: "Well I get the idea that Yak-for-brains was given terrorable life exspeariences, but that stunt about trying to cause a war to prove an otherwise legit point ain't gonna fly. That brainiac needs some sense slapped into him."
  • Yona: Oh, you won't believe how many times I tried to talk him out of it, but it was like asking a Hydra to not grow extra heads. It's just like common sense to him. He's put up with this all his life so he can't think straight so easily.
  • Po Yak: "Well thanks to that mindset, now we have a giant serpent that's going to basicly wrecked the world because he didn't get the staff back in time!"
  • Yona: Know that the Yakotaur will not let something like the Midgard Serpent stop him. The Yakotaur would sooner quell any problems the Midgard Serpent would make then let that happen.
  • Gazelle Yak: "He would seriously risk the world being destroyed in the process just to hold onto power? Well, then again, Guanlong wasn't an imporvement from him either when dealing with Pang."
  • Lord Shen Yak: "I would imagine he would not take well to lose his power again just because a giant snake threaten world destruction over it. As a matter of fact, I also doubt the Yakotaur would tolerate going back to be weaken again for a world that would only reject him."
  • Private Yak: Well that's all the more reason to stop him.
  • Boss Wolf Yak: Doi!
  • Gazelle Yak: Especially with that possible Masishusara involved.
  • Yona: What? What does this have to do with a bovine demon?
  • Duke Yak: Need-to-know-basis, kid. As in, we need to know before we get ya too hopped up on a throey. Right now, we need to find what the Yakotaur aims to do with Yakbrain.

Yakcon Capital Hall

  • A Legion Commander was seen all before the present captured yaks.
  • Legion Commander: "All shall be silent before the process of the King's Re-Educator, so commands Commander Yak-Crack! (A Gaffawing Yak was seen)..... LAUGH-YAK?! YOU ARE TO SHUT UP DURING THIS PRESENTATION?!"
  • The Laughing Yak stopped!
  • The Still Cloaked Figure arrived.
  • Figure: "..... I, am your new king's re-educator. With help of the Yakotaur of Legend's staff, I will restore the Yak's true nature away from the dumb primitive lifesyile a vast majority has redused themselves to. I have come to understand that this was already a dying trend, but I, am easing it into a quicker deep sleep. When this process is done, (Charges up the staff), You will become whole with the past, once more. (Starts the Re-Education process as the capture Yaks began to become darker and corrupted like the legion). Under Yakbrain's rule, we will see the birth of a coming age.... An age, even the King couldn't imagine would come." (The corrupted yaks cheer)... ("All according to plan!")

Later...

  • Figure: (He walked into a snowy area as some familiar silhouettes were seen in the fog)... Well... We are getting close to victory, my friends. (The figures revealed themselves to be Snakemantis and the bug animals)
  • Snakemantis: That's good. I knew it would be too easy from the get-go. Those yaks are just too stupid, even that Yakbrain dope inherited some ounce of stupidity from his dad because he's too stupid to realize that the one he's working for is the only one capable of wielding the staff's power: it's original master. (The figure removed his hood and revealed himself as the Yakotaur)
  • Yakotaur: If you ask me, I think it's way too easy. These yaks will fall for anything. So, tell me, how are you enjoying your magicly granted freedoms from Tartarus once more?
  • Bug Wolf: "Well, it be nice to not stay obscure and have another go at Sweetie Drops, and it would've been nice to include Tirek and the Pedo-Zebra into this, but they still have the misfortune of still being scraped off of the back of that giant clumsy Golden Lobster Monster! But, other then that, it's nice to be back in the game once more!"
  • Bug-Fox: "So tell us, Yakotaur. How long do you intend to keep around that silly Yak-for-brains Prince?"
  • Yakotaur: "More like, how long will I let him and his assusiates keep their free will until I corrupt them as well? Only as soon as I finally have Rutherford, the direct desendent of the Yak who humiliated me, in my grasp. Then I'll turn that humbris-riddled inbacile and his two twin friends into a proper soldier yet, and make wonderful slaves out of the pony and the penguin. And refastion the wooden mutt into a guard dog. Then after I quell any would-be attack from Midgard, I will reunite us with the captured prisoners of Tartarus of which will be freed, and with those that managed to maintain their freedom. Togather, we will turn equestria, into a Tartarus on earth, in which WE control?!"
  • Bug-Badger: "Like a well designed blockbuster, ya don't disappoint!"
  • Bug-Wolf: "By the way, speaking of us being freed, great idea with the clone dublicates so those stupid demon vultures can't rat on us!"
  • Yakotaur: Well, they'll know we're gone soon enough, but by the time they figure it out, it'll be too late. All we can do is make our freedom count.
  • Bug-Badger: It better not be wasted this time. Last time we didn't last a full minute of freedom.... Seriously. Sweetie Drops is starting to get more annoying since she has friends with her.
  • Bug-Wolf: As suppose to that she wasn't a nusence on her own?
  • Bug-Badger: D'oh, you know what I mean?! We can never escape her. This BETTER be worth it.
  • Yakotaur: "Oh don't worry. The next time we see Tartarus, it would be because of getting the remaining captured out, and to join with those that still managed to remain uncaptured. Nothing, can threaten us, not even these so-called Misfits. Should I ever encounter them, I will make swift work of them."
  • Snakemantis: "Try not to underestimate them, Yakotaur! They're tougher then they look!"
  • Yakotaur: If their reputation means anything, then I am smart enough to be careful with them. For all we know, they could be disguised as yaks, but unless they know the chameleon spell, it'll be a dead giveaway.
  • Bug-Fox: (Scoffs) What a bunch of goofs. I can imagine they're struggling with such forms.

Meanwhile...

  • Viper Yak: "(Difficulty using limbs) Ugh, no wonder Fu Xi hates limbs, these things are HARD to work with!"
  • Donkey Yak: Puh-leeze! It's like using a tail. It's just not as flexible.
  • Yona:... You guys are so weird.
  • Mantis Yak: "If I had a yuan for everytime someone said that."
  • Willie Yak:... Then what-
  • Chaos Yak: Ugh, I told you 575 times, Willie, that's just a figure of speech, and the obvious end is you'd be rich.
  • Wille Yak: Ohhhhh, I totally get it now. (Guffaws)
  • Yona:... Make that REALLY weird.
  • Dr. Cockroach Yak: Weird is how the UUniverses work, my friend. So what do we do now?
  • Yona: We go to the Yakotaur's room and see if he's up to anything. Uncle Yakbrain will be gone for awhile.
  • Mantis Yak: "So basicly, we're breaking into to an evil guy's room and hope we run into his diary or something?
  • Lord Shen Yak: And I suppose you have a better idea on how we are to get any info on him without confronting him and risk him sensing us?
  • Mantis Yak: "Fair point."
  • Yona: Just let me do all the talking. Yakton's probably the one guarding my uncle's privacy. As long as he trusts me, I can get you anywhere.
  • Chaos Yak: Certainly hope so.
  • Yona: Just stay out of sight. He'll be suspicious if I bring you guys.
  • Gilda Yak: Take your time, Yaktra.
  • Yona: Yona.
  • Gilda Yak: Whatever. (Yona walked over to Yakton)
  • Yona:... Hey, Yakton!
  • Yakton: There's nothing 'hey' about it, kid! Shouldn't you be at the Re-Educator's Re-Education Program?
  • Yona: Shouldn't I be too smart as one of Uncle Yakbrain's family members?
  • Yakton:... What do you want, Yona?
  • Yona: I need to get into the Yakotaur's quarters. I am filling in for my uncle.
  • Yakton: Sorry, but underage yaks aren't allowed, even if they are related to Yakbrain.
  • Yona: Hey, Yakbrain trusts me. I am one of his favorite family members, so you say no to me, you say no to him.
  • Yakton: Ugh, I hate smarty kids. Alright. My shift was about over anyway, so all the more reason to scracth that itch of the neitherlands if ya know what I mea- (Boss Wolf knocked him out with his hammer) BABOOSKA! (Falls down and faints)
  • Yona: WHAT THE?!
  • Boss Wolf Yak: Whew! Thank the Dragon Gods I can still use this dispite not having hands anymore!
  • Yona: He was gonna let me in, you crazy mutt!
  • Boss Wolf Yak: Well, true as that is, it still had to be done for stealh reasons. We can't let this guy blabber this onto others much smarter than he is right now, espeically not the Yakotaur or Yakbrain should their be a way to contact him on that airship. He's going to be under our watch.
  • Yona: They'll also be smart enough to recognize when he's missing. Are you suggesting we just leave him lying there?
  • Boss Wolf Yak: Yeah! They'll think he fell asleep.
  • Yona: Not when he recalls how he was knocked out.
  • Soothsayer Yak: We can deal with this later. We got where we needed to go either way. We must not waste time with this tomfoolery.
  • Boss Wolf Yak: Yeah, Yaktra!
  • Yona: Yona!
  • Boss Wolf: Whatever. Let's just go search this place.

Crystal Empire

  • The rest of the Lougers arrived to the Chrstial Empire just in time as the Airships can be seen in the distence.
  • Icky: "Looks like his Majusty Yakbrain of Bad Yak Puns Land didn't wasted time on getting that army amoving!"
  • Candence and Shining Armor arrived.
  • Candence: "Don't worry. For as long as we have the Chrsital Heart, no one can be a threat to us."
  • Shining Armor: "We also have this. (The two combined their magic to conjure up a magic sheild that would block out the airship's advance). And as long as we're in eachother's embrace, (Brings out a corndog, which is a littler piece of corn) And are well fed and rested, We can keep this sheild up for years."
  • Pang Bing: "I see..... Assuming the Yakotaur didn't gave him a method to work around this."
  • Iago: "It's also been implied that the guy, while not capable of magic, is a well known studier of it. Say the Yakotaur didn't gave him squat, he'll figure something out."
  • Candence: "Well rest assured that this sheild is nigh indestructable and unpentitrable. Those air ships would sooner run out of fuel then be able to get in."
  • Chi Fu: I doubt that. The Changelings and Sombra were able to get past it. Who's to really say this Yak won't do the same?
  • Cadance: Well they'd have to get to us first. And we've made sure that doesn't happen again.
  • Sandy: Just leave everything to us. (To Flurry) Whose gonna save the day? Whose gonna save the day? (Flurry giggles) Let's wrangle a Yakotaur.

Yakbrain's Leading Airship

  • Airship Captain Yak: "Sir, the ponies have brought up a magic sheild. Our forces have no hope of getting in."
  • Yakbrain: "Oh, don't worry. I know how to burst bubbles like that with my knowledge of magic, (Was seen working with a cauldron), It just needs a perfect amount magic desolvement to render them momentarly magicless long enough for the Louger to find my yak and contain them for Re-Education. As generiously given to me by The Re-Eucator for such an event. Along with a twick (Pulls out a giant crab claw) Of my very own. How generious of Ice Valkyrie to have gifted me a piece of that long extinct breed of Chizpurfles to make my potion extra potain for extra longingivity, just in case. (Drops the piece in as a puff of smoke came out making the shape of a huge crab beast) Marvelous..... The potion is ready, captain. Have it ready for the glass ball."
  • Airship Captain: "Yes sir. You hear heard him, yaks! Ready the Glass?!"
  • A large glass canon ball was seen being pushed torwords the Cauldron.
  • Yakbrain: "Those ponies are in for quite a surprise."

Crystal Empire

  • Cinch arrived.
  • Cinch: "Your highnesses, the Yak Airships are set to arrive soon! Should I prepare our defences? Also, our magic students are volunteering and bugging me for a chance to test their knowledge."
  • Shining: "Don't worry. As long as we have our shield up with our magic, Yakbrain can't dream to even get a bit near us."
  • Cinch: "Captain..... Princess Candence...... Pardon my quickness to question athority, but is that wise to put both of your faiths in one shield? I mean yes, your combined magic is great, but what if the Yaks processed a counter-measure?"
  • Candence: "Oh don't worry, Yaks are not very good at countering magic. Even with Yakbrain, their reshorces are, kinda limited."
  • Cinch: The Changelings and Sombra were able to get past it just fine. No doubt that brute can do the same.
  • Shining: Alright, Cinch, if you're so concerned, then your students can fight. But just... Have some contingency plan in case something bad happens.
  • Cinch: My students have been among the best magic users in the empire. The thaumadecks are jolly good for building their skill.
  • Cadance: Well, I guess that's fair. Not to tempt fate, but this shield is different from the ones we had before, so we'll be completely- (The Glass Cannon Ball was fired from Yakbrain's airship and headed towards them)...
  • Pony #1: Look! It's a bird!
  • Pony #2: It's a plane!
  • Pony #3: No, it's a cannon-ball dummies, and- IT'S COMING RIGHT AT US!!! (They all panic)
  • Pony #4: I HATE SPOILED HOLIDAYS!!! (The Glass Cannon struck the shield as it manifested into a giant magic crustaceous beast that sucked up the entire shield and the magic from both Candace and Shining Armor into the same glass cannon ball as it fell in the middle of town as everyone paused)
  • Icky:... PPPPBBT!! What a dud! Is that all a surprisingly durable glass ball can do?
  • Cinch: "Don't do ANYTHING to provoke karma, you fool?!"
  • Squidward: "Oh what's gonna happen? Is a monster gonna come out of that thing? (Suddenly the same magical crustaceous beast came out of the split opened glass cannon ball and roared at them) (SCREAMS SHRILLINGLY?!)"
  • SpongeBob: HOLY CRAB!!!
  • Pony #3: CHIZPURFLLLLLEEEEEE!!!!
  • Fidget: Chiz what- (The beast smacked him into a building as he unleashed his scream)
  • Banzai: Chizpurfle? Like the ones in Harry Potter?
  • Mr. Krabs: Eh, Chizzy schmizzy! He'll go down like all the other monsters we faced.
  • Pain: Well, let's get him! (He and Panic shapeshifted into a giant two-headed dragon and roared at the Chizpurfle until it tore them into two snakes and beat them up in the same fashion as Hercules and sucked up their magic, turning them back to normal and throwing them back to the Lodgers)... Ouch! I'm in ironic pain!
  • Panic: I can't feel my everything! I can't even shapeshift.
  • Squidward: What the blurb happened to them?!
  • Pang:... I think it ate their magic powers.
  • Shining: "THAT LOOKS LIKE A BREED OF CHIZPURFLE THAT THAT TYPICALLY KILLS THE VICTIM IN THE PROCESS OF THE MAGIC BEING SUCKED OUT?!"
  • Panic: "THEN WHY ARE WE STILL ALIVE?!"
  • Candence: "Fortunately, it most only be a magical simulation?!"
  • Shining Armor: "A WEAPONISED SIMULATION?! THAT YAKBRAIN'S A DEVIOUS GENIUS?!"

Yakbtain's Airship.

  • Yakbrain: "WHAT THE DEVIL?!"
  • Airship Captain: "I, take it the crab creature wasn't intended?"
  • Yakbrain: "OF COURSE NOT?! IT WAS SUPPOSE TO BE ABSOLENT?! WHAT DID THE RE-EDUCATER GAVE ME?!"
  • Airship: "Well, maybe it could be why using pieces from Chizpurfles as ingredients for anything is considered a bad idea."
  • Yakbrain: "..... Ice Valkyrie is going to KILL me if she finds out I accsidently brought back an extinct varient of such a creature?! I want everyone of this ship and others to never tell Ice Valkyrie anything?!"
  • Yaks: "SIR!"
  • Rum Dum: "Well, maybe it could be a happy accsident and that it'll help suck up the sheild?"
  • Bum Dum: I mean, it is just a magic hologram.
  • Yakbrain: Thaumagram, and I don't think Valkyrie will care. You know that it could bring back painful memories. I hope, wherever she, her pet Timber wolf, and Tuxedo are, they don't notice.

Frozen North

  • Ice Valkyrie: You smell a WHAT?! (Whitewood barked)... That's impossible! They're extinct!
  • Sir Tuxedo: Must I ask what he's on about?
  • Ice Valkyrie: SHE, thinks he smelled a Pony-Eating Frozenland Chizpurfle in the direction of the Crystal Empire. But Celestia had ensured they all died out of starevation with the great evacuation?!
  • Sir Tuxedo: Don't they only feed on magic?
  • Ice Valkyrie: Yes, and so doe this, but it does it in a more grousome fastion. I should know..... I had... (Painful flashbacks were seen in her head)... Bad experience with a queen once. I learned a hard lesson about life with Eagle-Beak ever since.
  • Sir Tuxedo: Shouldn't we go check it out then?
  • Ice Valkyrie: No! And no, it's not because I'm afraid?! I given Yakbrain a piece of a lost reminant of which I had slain to prove it! It's because we have prioriites! We have orders to scout this area. We are to report back to Yakbrain as soon as we're done. Now let's go- (Sir Tuxedo was standing still)... What?... (She turns around to see an icy igloo village)... A town?
  • Sir Tuxedo: Not just a town.... This... This was my family's original home.... Before we were banished.
  • Ice Valkyrie:... Well it's good enough for shelter. Come on. I'm freezing what's left of my horn off. (They entered the town as what used to be a penguin civilization was now iced or snowed over)... No offence Tuxedo, but this place has CLEARLY seen better days.
  • Sir Tuxedo: (Sighs) Yes indeed. It's been abandoned since we were exiled to the Frozen South.
  • Ice Valkyrie: Why would penguins be in the North? South is where they'd normally be.
  • Sir Tuxedo: (Sarcasticly) Oh, I don't know! Why would ponies be outside Equestria and in places like the Frozen North instead of where they should normally be? (Sternfully and angerly) Don't be geographically correct to TALKING PENGUINS!!
  • Ice Valkyrie: Alright, alright, I was just asking, Sweet Celestia! Drama king.
  • Sir Tuxedo: WELL I'M NOT THE ONE BASEING LOCATIONS OF CREATURES BASED ON HOW IT WORKS ON OTHER WORLDS, NOW AM I?! (Sighs as he calms down)..... Look, let's just find some shelter and resources to continue our jour- (Ice Valkyrie stopped him)
  • Ice Valkyrie: WAIT!... We're not alone.... Whitewood? Smell the place out. We're probably being watched. (Rainbow Dash and Fluttershy were seen flying by) Wait..... Is that.......
  • Sir Tuxedo:.... Uh, Miss Valkyrie?
  • Ice Valkyrie: (She got visions of Rainbow Dash breaking her horn)
  • (Pony Nurse): You'll be okay... But your horn is severely damaged and you might not use magic properly again. You'll have to wear this regulator to quell any migraines and flux, but it won't be enough to keep you from properly using magic. So... I'm afraid the headmaster of MU regrets to inform you that she has to let you go. (Ice Valkyrie was distraughted by this)
  • Ice Valkyrie:... (She got an angry expression)... That rainbow pony caused my misery!
  • Sir Tuxedo: Oh, you mean from when you tried to avenge Eagle-Beak's long ago failure and- (She ignited dark magic flames similar to Sombra's in anger) (SCREAMS WIMPFULLY?!) GREAT EMPEROR PEN GUIN?!"
  • Ice Valkyrie: PRINCESS TWILIGHT AND HER FRIENDS WILL PAY FOR NEARLY COSTING EQUESTRIA TO THE STORM KING, DESTROYING MY FRIENDS, AND ALMOST DESTROYING MY HORN!! Whitewood? Track them down! It's time I finally had some payback! (They left as they were watched by Tempest and Grubber)
  • Grubber: Well, S***! They're ice creamed!
  • Tempest: "..... Not if I can help it."

Mane Six's Location

  • Rarity: So why are we hiding in King Charlatan's old kingdom? It's cold as Tartarus out here!
  • Spike: (He was building a fire) Well, Twilight says she and Starlight have a good diversion for the Yak Legion right here in this old village. She didn't specify what, but she said it was big.
  • Discord: It's an Am Fear. They're using an Am Fear.
  • Pinkie: You mean that freaky giant ape man I encountered earlier that scared away that Yet-booni? (The group was surprised)
  • Applejack:... You encountered a 20ft primate that eats anything it sees and lived?
  • Pinkie: I survived way worse. Plus, it didn't notice me because it was too busy chasing that Yet-booni like the cat guy from the Sonic games with his frog. But don't worry, that Yet-Booni ran super-fast, so, it likely got away before the Am Fear caught it.
  • Applejack:... I can't help but feel like she holds karma fairies hostage because she just survives too durn easily.
  • Rarity: Or maybe she's a secret unicorn. It could very well explain everything unusual, like her Pinkie Sense.
  • Discord: "Oh trust me, I would've known because I am VERY good at knowing ponies inside and out. I would've exposed the secret AGES ago!"
  • Rainbow Dash: (She and Fluttershy flew in) Well, so far, the coast is clear. No sign of any baddies.
  • Spike: Where's Tempest?
  • Rainbow Dash: She's probably still scouting. She is a damn good one, too.
  • Twilight: (She and Starlight came in) Alright, we got the diversion ready.
  • Pinkie: Oh, you mean the Am Fear Discord told us about?
  • Starlight: DISCORD, YOU WEREN'T SUPPOSED TO TELL THEM!
  • Discord: Hey, they had to know if they didn't wanna be swallowed by a giant AoT style. It's like telling a blind guy to swim in water when really it's lava. I did them a favor.
  • Twilight: (Sighs) Whatever! Let's get ready! (They went outside)... Where's Tempest?
  • Rainbow Dash: Still out patrolling. For a pony who ransacked Canterlot with little effort, she's quite patient and unpredictable.
  • Pinkie: Yeah, they'll be back any minute now. (Her tail twitches)... Oh, boy.
  • Twilight: I think we may have company.
  • Rainbow Dash: Ahh, it's probably gonna be snow in our eye or snow will fall on us. There's no chance in hell that any bogey missed our e- (Dark magical flames ignited around them) DAAH!!
  • Discord: WELL LOOK WHO'S WRONG!!
  • Rainbow Dash: SHUT UP AND RUN- (Discord was turned into a small dark version of the sea hags from Little Mermaid)... Aw shit, Discord got the Ursula treatment?! (More dark magic flames ignited)
  • Spike: HOW IS THIS EVEN HAPPENING IN THE FROZEN NORTH?!
  • Twilight: It's magic fire! It burns anywhere! Just run! We need to make it to the-
  • ???: PRINCESS TWILIGHT!!! (Twilight gasps and Fluttershy whimpers in fear)
  • Starlight: What was that? (Some of the fire opened up the way for a familiar figure who came out slowly to reveal herself as Ice Valkyrie)
  • (Ice Valkyrie): "Hello, Sparkle....."
  • Fluttershy:... Meep!
  • Twilight:... Oh, no!
  • (Ice Valkyrie): Oh, yes! (She came out of a storm cloud-like electrified fog with angry eyes and a sparking cracked horn, and now with the a scar on her left eye)...
  • Twilight: ICE!! (Spike yelped and Fluttershy hid her head in an icicle stalagmite)
  • Ice Valkyrie: I, had, warned you about something like the Storm King...... I WARNED YOU SOMEDAY THE WORLD WOULD TRY DESTROY YOU!!!
  • Twilight: Okay, Ice, I know it looked bad that you sounded right, but it was resolved in the end!
  • Ice Valkyrie: Resolved or not, IT DOESN'T NONE OF THE LESS DISPROVE WHAT I WAS TRYING TO PREVENT?! I TOLD YOU IT WAS EASY FOR YOUR FLAWS TO BE YOUR DOWNFALL, AND YOU FAILED TO LISTEN!!! Now, prepare to face, a punishment worse then what I had intended! (She fires a blast of energy that slowly turned Twilight to ice)
  • Twilight: NO!! PLEASE, IT'S NOT MY FAULT!!!
  • Rainbow Dash: STOP IT!! (Ice Valkyrie blasted the same energy at her and the others when they tried to stop her)
  • Ice Valkyrie: YOU MADE ME LOSE MY FRIENDS, NOW I'M GOING TO MAKE YOU LOSE YOURS!! A FRIEND FOR A FRIEND, AS THEY SAY! THEN I'M GOING TO RALLY UP THESE PONIES AND CHANGES ARE GOING TO BE MADE FOR THEIR OWN SAFETY!!!
  • Twilight: WHY?!? WHY ARE YOU SO OBSESSED WITH PROTECTING US THAT YOU WOULD SIDE WITH A MONSTER LIKE EAGLE-BEAK?!?
  • Ice Valkyrie:... You wanna know why I do this? THEN I'LL SHOW YOU!!! (She put them in a simulation where they all, while still being transformed into ice, see her as a filly in a snowy village)... I was raised in Vanhoover. My parents were powerful warriors who fought for Equestria for years. Heck, Ice Valkyrie isn't my real name. It's Arcane Squall. Names like Ice Valkyrie are how I went undercover trying to find help for our home in a harsh world. My parents lived happily. (The two parents were seen)
  • Starlight: Wait... Isn't that Jarred Squall and Hopeful Semblance? The fabled war hero and royal protégé of Equestria?
  • Ice Valkyrie: Yes! I was their child before they were lost... During a MONSTER attack! (A giant magical monstrous crab creature came out with smaller versions as they sucked up magic from ponies in a similar fashion to Dementors)
  • Starlight:... Are those... Chizpurfles?
  • Twilight: Yeah!
  • Starlight: Creatures that feed off of magic?
  • Twilight: Yeeah!
  • Starlight: And one of the worst thaumavorous predators responsible for several deaths on ponies?
  • Twilight: (Winces) Yeeeeee!!
  • Ice Valkyrie: Exactly! And one of the worst versons of it's species, too. This was the queen. My parents tried to fight it off... But they never stood a chance. I was watching in excitement expecting a triumphant victory, but that was a fool's wish! (Young Ice watched horrified as the Queen Chizpurfle ate their magic as they screamed in distorted horror and were consumed)
  • Young Ice Valkyrie: NOOOO!!! MOM!!! DAD!!!! NOOOOOOO!!!! (The Queen noticed her as she screamed) EEK!!! (The Queen went for her as she tried to run until she slipped on ice and got stuck in debris, as the Queen began to prepare sucking out magic as she screamed in tear-driven fear until Royal Guards came in and fought it off as it's colony retreated)...
  • Fluttershy:... That's... Just awful!
  • Ice Valkyrie: Oh, it was! (The simulation ended) I came to realize that life is not going to favor the weak-minded and the naïve child! I swore I wouldn't allow anypony else to be harmed like that again! I honed my magic skills at the orphanage and I wasn't alone. I eventually got accepted to Magic University and met Eagle-Beak. For the first time in my life, my hopes of making Equestria more proactive was finally coming true.... THEN YOU RUINED IT!!! YOU'VE ALWAYS RUINED IT!!! EVERYTHING I EVER LOVED IS GONE BECAUSE OF YOUR BLINDNESS TO REALITY!!! NOW YOU WILL PAY WITH YOUR LIFE!!! I HOPE THIS DECISION MADE YOU A GOOD PRINCESS OF FRIENDSHIP, AS WELL AS A GOOD FRIEND!!!
  • Twilight:... Ice, I'm sorry! I'm sorry for what happened to you. But turning to someone like Eagle-Beak was not a good way to make that dream come true. He was a fanatic who didn't agree to our way of thinking. And trust me, there were times when I thought to myself if there could've been better solutions. I snapped at my own friends because we traveled hostile lands to find the queen of the hippogriffs, and it was all for nothing! Novo was just too stubborn and cowardly and she left me no choice but to take drastic measures. I tried to steal a magic pearl to save Equestria, but all it did was cause a riff in my friendship.
  • Ice Valkyrie: THAT WAS EXACTLY WHAT I WAS TRYING TO TELL YOU!! I DIDN'T WANT TO BELIEVE IT WHEN I SCOURED THE WORLD LOOKING FOR HELP, BUT IT WAS A FOOL'S WISH!!! WHY SHOULD THEY HELP YOU?!? TEMPEST WAS IN THE RIGHT IDEA, BUT NOT THE RIGHT THINKING!! THERE ARE LANDS OUT THERE WHO JUST AREN'T LIKE YOU AND WOULDN'T GIVE A DAMN ABOUT US!!! THEY HAVE TO SACRIFICE FAR MORE TO ACHIEVE FAR LESS, AND MANY OF THEM SEE YOU AS JUST THINGS THAT BELONG IN A TODDLER'S CARTOON WORLD, AND THAT POWER YOU HAVE YOU'D RATHER WASTE ON FRIVOLOUS ACTIVITIES INSTEAD OF BEING PROACTIVE!!! WE HAVE SO MUCH AND THEY STRUGGLE WITH SO LITTLE BECAUSE OF PEOPLE LIKE THE STORM KING!!! YOU HAVE ALL BEEN SO BLINDED BY YOUR ILLUSION OF SAFETY, YOU BROUGHT THIS UPON YOURSELVES!!! IF YOU ASK ME, BY NOT LISTENING TO ME, YOU DON'T DESERVE TO BE THE PRINCESS OF FRIENDSHIP, AND YOU DON'T DESERVE ANY FRIENDS AT ALL!!!
  • Rainbow Dash:... Yeesh, and I thought Trixie was an insensitive idiot.
  • Ice Valkyrie: YOU WILL BE SILENT!!!
  • Rainbow Dash: YIPE!! (Hops her iced-up body to hide behind Starlight)
  • Starlight:... Really?
  • Rarity: Now see here, Miss Valkyrie! There is no need to remind Twilight about the insecurities she still feels for making that mistake with Novo and us! A lot of us are still insecure about those events. Even with the coming new year, it was still fairly recent. How's about we discuss this civilly and-
  • Ice Valkyrie: NONE OF YOU, GET IT, DO YOU?! JUST YOU WAIT?! IF I DON'T GET YOU NOW, I'LL FIND SOMETHING YOUR FRIENDSHIP CAN'T SURVIVE FROM!! THIS, I SWEAR!!
  • Spike: Aw give us a break! If it helps, that species of Chizpurfle went extinct after that event when Celestia ordered an evacuation and had ponies never returned until they starved out. And it was the only species that tends to kill the ponies of who's magic it sucks out. The other species don't do that. The worse that happens is basically being like when Tirek does it.
  • Ice Valkyrie: ".... It doesn't help that Celestia had to order the slow, painful death of an entire species, just to secure a land's safety! I may've not liked what happened to my parents, but I knew that those creatures were only following their instincts! Did they really had to be destroyed like that?"
  • Applejack: "Well it wasn't like Celestia wanted to do that. She recognized that the critters meant no malevolent intentions. Just looking out for their own survival. But Celestia saw that ponies like you were suffering, and this breed clearly couldn't be negotiated with. So, she let their own biology stop them for good. She at least decided that it was better to let naterol selection handle itself then just go there and exterminated them!"
  • Ice Valkyrie: "And another thing..... If she had to end an entire strain of the creatures and the only of it's strain to be able to kill during the process of sucking magic.... Why didn't she done it sooner before too many lives, not just my parents, were lost?"
  • Starlight: "Well apparently, you don't understand politics! Before what happened to you, that particular breed was kinda endangered and was protected by an endangered species law!"
  • Ice Valkyrie: "AND WHY, DO YOU THINK, THAT PARTICULAR BREED WAS ENDANGERED TO BEGIN WITH?! THEY WERE ENDANGERED FOR BEING PONY-EATERS!! EVER THINK ABOUT THAT, YOU STUPID CUTIE MARXIST?! HOW MANY MORE INNOCENT PONIES MUST SUFFER FOR THE INCOMPETENCE, LACK OF PRODUCTIVE THINKING, AND BLIND OPTIMISM THAT IS EQUESTRIA'S RULERSHIP?! EAGLE-BEAK MAY NOT'VE BEEN PERFECT-"
  • Rainbow Dash: "He's beyond worse then that."
  • Ice Valkyrie: "BUT HE IS THE BEST WE'VE GOT TO PREVENT SICK MONSTERS LIKE THE STORM KING FROM TAKING ADVANTAGE OF OUR WEAKNESSES LIKE THAT!! AND I WILL NOT REST UNTIL YOU AND YOUR FRIENDS PAY FOR YOUR INSUFFERABLE BLINDNESS TO REALITY!!!"
  • Rarity: "Oh really? Well say that Eagle-Beak was able to maintain control of Equestria and got right down to turn it into a war nation! Whether or not it would've been able to defeat Nightmare Moon, let alone other threats, remains to be seen, but there's a chance Equestria becoming a land of perpetual violence would've been more devastating to pony and non-pony families many times more then a bunch of giant magic sucking crabs! Say what you want about the particular Chizpurfle breed that brought ill to your village, those creatures were only the product of survival of the fittest and instincts meant to help them survive in a harsh winter climate. At least they would only cause trouble to feed. But soldiers of a war nation can basically wipe out an entire community on the whim of the dictator, often either as target practice or because of the implications of a rising rebellion. Try to understand, not many ponies and mythics would, appreciate Eagle-Beak's efforts, even with the acknowledgement that he only means their well-being in theory, because fact of the matter is, he usurped and exiled a beloved ruler to get that far! Try to understand that doing so isn't gonna win any favors with the public! A lot of those people will become rebellious! With a would-be legion, those communities would not survive any attempt to forcefully suppress them! Now, Eagle-Beak may have Equestria's best interests in mind, but it doesn't make him any better then how Nightmare Moon, Discord Pre-Reformation, Chrysalis, Sombra, Tirek, and many others, could've ruled Equestria. And then there's the matter of you saying that he could've prevented the Storm King attack? Sorry to burst your bubble, but while Eagle-Beak does have impressive magic, the Storm King has the advantage of being a dishonorable opponent. One toss of an Obsidian Orb and it's done!"
  • Ice Valkyrie: Dishonorable? That is an amateur term for strategy. The world is like that. Not every threat is going to be easy to beat. You should know that. You never learned anything from that little adventure. Once I rid Equestria of you all, I'll have Eagle-Beak make it better by helping him finish what he started. I'm going to save Equestria and be a far better hero than you'll ever be. (She sung this)
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  • Pinkie:... Why do I feel like that song's going to be everywhere?
  • Ice Valkyrie: And now you all will freeze to death at my mercy for what you did!
  • ???: I don't think so! (Tempest and Grubber came out)
  • Ice Valkyrie: YOU?! WHY DIDN'T WHITEWOOD AND TUXEDO GET YOU?

Cutaway

  • Sir Tuxedo: (He and Whitewood were scorched and also entrapped by a magic forcefield)... (Dryly) Ow! This, is why, we penguins, lived the artics unlike our crazy tropical cousins. (Coughs)......

Present

  • Ice Valkyrie: CONFOUND THAT PENGUIN SLOWING DOWN MY OTHERWISE MAJESTIC PET?! Whitewood is usually better then that! Well no matter! You'd better stay out of this, traitor! This is between me and the Princess.
  • Tempest: "You grief belongs to me. The Storm King's arriveal to Equestria was purely my fault. At least Sparkle would've stopped him sooner had I not intervined at the worse moments in time."
  • Ice Valkyrie: "My conflict with sparkle stems back to MU University when she was respondsable for Eagle-Beak's downfall?!"
  • Tempest: She did what was right. Eagle-Beak was a peace absolutist who made stopping Nightmare Moon the big priority just like Twilight once did afterwards.
  • Ice Valkyrie: Hmmph! I don't have to listen to somepony who betrayed her entire race just because she assumed that being a lone ranger was the only way to live. We ponies have to stick together. The world is cruel. But you NEVER survive best by shutting yourself off like a 60s hippie in modern day. That closes you off on the best that could give you what you could ever want. You chose to be manipulated by the Storm King and you betrayed us, all because you became a magic gimp!
  • Tempest: Are you saying you're any better? You let your tragedy go on a similar level to mine, but you let yourself go to a threat that's like a near-opposite to Storm King, all by yourself. You tried to curse Twilight and almost lost your horn because of it and got expelled. You destroyed yourself by trusting a horrible griffin.
  • Ice Valkyrie: Heh, at least I know what's best for Equestria. You're just somepony to pity because you let the loss of friends and the feeling of being shunned destroy you. You searched the world for power and found Storm King. As for me? Since I was expelled and lost my friends while the Professor became an outcast! I traveled the world same as you to find help. But just like the princess, all it became was a waste of time. Every land I set hoof on, no matter how much I fought for or how much I pleaded, I always got nothing in return. No matter how much I give, no matter how much I prove that we're a race worth saving, just like you, whenever hope was within my reach, it gets yanked away, every, single, time! I had to lose much of my friends, my gifts, my power, my family, AND MY SANITY, to try and beg the world for helping the race that rightfully deserves to be here as the successors of the Alicorn Gods. The world is just too stubborn and disgraceful to give a damn about the ones that gave them this world eons ago, because they could never ignore the pain and misfortune out there since they weren't like us and didn't think like us. Can you imagine how that feels? To search for something that feels like it's not there and maybe doesn't exist? To search desperately for any hope of saving Equestria as we know it from monsters like Storm King? Equestrians are too incompetent and any competent lands out there are all to themselves and hardly even acknowledge our concerns unless it becomes inconvinent to them! It's hopeless. That's why I won't let you stop this last chance to save Equestria!
  • Tempest: What could you possibly have to gain from helping Yakbrain? Do you even know who he's working for?
  • Ice Valkyrie: "Well so far, there's some thoeries going around that his benufactor is the Yakotaur of legend the entire time, but that I ensure is unlikely! Even stupid yaks can reckindise the Yakotaur from even with 100 miles away, so Yakbrain wouldn't even dream of being in the same castle as him! Let alone help him!"
  • Tempest: "Maybe not knowingly, but it's possable that the Yakotaur dechieved him into believing otherwise! In the same vain as The Storm King-"
  • Rainbow Dash: "Or Tirek since he's from Tartarus."
  • Tempest: "The Yakotaur could be using the prince for up until he captures all of the Yakyakistanis. Then he'll turn on Yakbrain the moment it becomes nessersary."
  • Ice Valkyrie: "If the figure wanted to betray Yakbrain, it would've already done so after getting the Yakotaur's staff, but it didn't!"
  • Tempest: "That could only be because he wants to get Prince Rutherford, a desendent of the Yak that punched him into Tartarus, out of the way first to avoid events repeating themselves! Believe me, once the Yakotaur gets what he wants, he'll turn on Yakbrain the moment it is convinent to do so."
  • Ice Valkyrie: "Yakbrain is too smart to trust a decitful sort?!"
  • Tempest: "Again, he could be malmitulated against his better judgement! Look, I know Yakbrain is suppose to fill the void Eagle-Beak has left behind in his exile, but the Yak is hardly a true improvement from an already ill-fit master. This was someone who wanted to risk a war, just to prove Rutherford's incompidence!"
  • Ice Valkyrie: "He had vowed to prevent it as quickly!"
  • Tempest: "It doesn't change the fact that he nearly started it to begin with! He lied to his brother about what ponies were capable of! And we can clearly acknowledge that he took the Yakotaur's staff from the Midgard Serpent! Let's not forgive that your sort've borrowing that thing! The Serpent is likely to be very upset about it's failure to return, already on top of the Yakotaur having it back!"
  • Ice Valkyrie: "Assuming he is, you mean! And I'm sure the figure would find ways to deal with that overgrown limbless lizard!"
  • Tempest: "Worst Case Scenario, what if even he can't, given very little outside of the ones that did, could defeat him!? It has been understood that the Midgard Serpent is of great magic and a master of malmitulation greater then even the most enfluenceal of enfluencers. And above that, any battle could risk Equestria litterally being destroyed if the Midgard Serpent doesn't maintain his post! And remember that reptilian beast is an embittered amoral creature, so it litterally has no fear of retailiation in already being in the worse position of it's life!"
  • Ice Valkyrie: "...... Even if what you said is true, what else is there for me? You at least can know that your friends still live. I don't even know if even half of my friends are still alive! Not after what Pred did to them?!"
  • Grubber: "Depends, who's Pred again?"
  • Tempest: "A mythic beast slayer."
  • Grubber: "So, that would mean that they had to be mythics for that to make sense and-...... Ohhhhhhhhhhhh, I think I just got that."
  • Ice Valkyrie: So now thanks to Storm King, much of my family is dead or injured. All of that could've been avoided if the Princess did the wise thing and listened to me. But now you understand why I have to do this. It's not what I have to gain from this. It's what I have to gain for Eagle-Beak. Wherever he is, I will be in his gratitude by proving that once all hope is lost from something stronger than Storm King, I will be there to step in. Equestria will finally be proactive and I shall be their vanguard. You all will die for failing to keep this from happening. But not before I eliminate the one who lead that monster here!
  • Tempest: Ice, I don't want to fight you. There's other ways to do this than turn to someone like Eagle-Beak.
  • Ice Valkyrie: I have no choice! The world is never going to help us, so I have to prove that Equestria can't be like this anymore. There IS no other way.
  • Tempest: Well either try a better solution, or be no better than Eagle-Beak. Either way, something needs to get you out of this insane obsession with protection. But if it means fighting you... Then so be it.
  • Ice Valkyrie: Good! You're just as much to blame for Storm King's attack as Twilight. (The two began to fight)

Crystal Empire

  • Icky: "Yeesh, even the guys of "World's Deadilest Catch" would call it quits on dealing with that thing?!"
  • Iago: Are you kidding? This would be so deadly a catch, it'd cancel the show even if they did win. It just whooped Cinch's students within a second. (All her students were seen depowered)... At least they lasted a good while regardless, but you'd think they'd be prepared for a Chizzie thing.
  • Icky: "Yeesh, Equestria LITTERALLY can't have a defence force as great as the Main 6! I'm surprised it managed to survive up until those 6 were borned!"
  • Pang: (Was seen taking cover) Unfortunately, I would've volenteered to defeat this monstrosity if it wasn't for one concern: If my magic is eaten, so is my eternal youth, which means if my magic is taken, I'm dead.
  • Squidward: Well that's a stupid yet unfortunate disadvantage with magical immortality.
  • Sandy: Well if that's the case, then you really shouldn't be fighting this thing, then.
  • Pang: Why else do you think I am trying to hide from it, then? But the dillemma is that had it not been distracted by the Ponies, it would've gone after me already by now reguardless of what I did. It's capable of smelling magic. It's all but impossible to hide from that kind of beast.
  • Shenzi: Well, great! We have a powerful magic cat, and yet she's basicly helpless against a magic-eating crab monster! The freaky thing's gonna suck up the magic and make this place defenceless?! Just terriffic, and I thought Scar had an uglier downfall!
  • Ed Otter: Well now what do we do?
  • Brandy: I don't know, cry like babies and run like chickens until we're torn apart like the partial animals we are?
  • Fidget: Well, how do we take this thing down?
  • Count Razoff: Have you tried targeting the glass cannon ball, like so? (He fires his gun at the Glass Cannon that does some noticeable damage though not completely destroy it due to it being duraglass as it hurts the Chizpurfle)...
  • Iago:..... I get it! It's like Jafar's lamp or a hologram projector. Destroying the darn thing will destroy it.
  • Sandy: Well what are you waiting on, just get that sucker! Time to kick some glass?!
  • Count Razoff: I would, but that was my last gun-spear, and I doubt it's gonna let itself be shot again so easily- (He was smacked to a building by the Chizpurfle)... (Dryly) Case, in, point.
  • Sandy: Oh for Pete's sake! (She lassoed the Chizpurfle multiple times and immobilized it) Alright, you big varmint, time to turn you into crab cakes! Okay guys, time to take that glass cannon ball to the recycle center for glass!
  • Spongebob: "It depends on what kind of glass it is!"
  • Sandy: "Just break it!"
  • ???: Oh don't just assume it would be THAT simple! (Magic red energy undid the lassos and freed the Chizpurfle, allowing it to trap Pang in debris, then it gotten to Shining and Candence and sucked them dried of magic as the sheild faded, as the Airships hover over the Christail Empire. Then Yak Legionnaires, Yakbrain and the Dum Twins and the cloaked Yakotaur came in)
  • Yakbrain: "Thanks for the last minute aide, my benufactor. I didn't think you would show up at all."
  • Yakotaur: "Well, the re-education process done quicker then anpisipated and I had nothing better to do. So, I may as well drop by an see this through. And as for you misfits. You are not saving anything this time! (He magically immobilized the heroes as they were ready to act)... Did you think you could defeat me? I am fulfilling my destiny of subjugating the world to be it's true ruler."
  • Icky: I don't know, asshole! You seem to be feeding your own ego!
  • Yakotaur: Am I? And what could you possibly know about my intentions? I know you are nothing to laugh at, not completely anyway, so I had this thaumagraphic Chizpurfle Queen cripple the magic defenses and then deal with you at your most vulnerable.
  • Yakbrain: "Oh so that's why the Absolent became that thing."
  • Yakotaur: "Actselly it was suppose to be a magic sucking mist monster. But because you added in that Chizpurfe piece in, well, it just became a benifital happy accsident. Now, all that's left is the cat!"
  • Pang: Oh, we know who you are... We know what's under that cloak. We also know what's underneath the figure. All Yaks ask yourselves how he can wield that staff to it's most capable. Only one person can do so. It's clear that-
  • Yakotaur: (He knocked her out with a magic blast and just absorbed her into the staff as everyone looked in shock, even Yakbrain and the Dum Twins, as he did the same to the power in the Chizpurfle Glass Cannnonball, becoming stronger)...
  • Yakbrain: ".... Yeesh. I, didn't exactly ampisipated that, but, otherwise, not, unbenifital to me, I mean, at least that cat won't be, an issue."
  • Yakotaur: Foolish mortals! You only distracted yourselves! Now I am strong enough to fulfill my destiny.
  • Fidget: Ugh! We were so close!!
  • Icky: "Ohhhhh boy. Gazelle's gonna FLIP when she hears what you did to Pang Bing!"
  • Yakotaur: Did you think you had a better chance at me than that? Obviously you didn't bring your A-Team here outside of that magical cat! And even she could've been better! I know when to take advantage of any opening you make. It was foolish to bring the weakest members here. But that's what I intended. You are as predictable as you are unpredictable. That's what makes me the true bringer of this world's destiny. You can try stopping me again all you want, but know this... I'll always be ready! (Flurry was watching from above in anger after seeing her depowered parents) So if you want to finish me... Then bring it on. (Flurry screamed and blasted a powerful beam of magic energy that knocked out several Legionnaires) WHAT?!
  • Yakbrain: "THE DEVIL WAS THAT?!"
  • Rum & Bum: "ATTACK FROM ABOVE?! (Hugs eachother in a panic!) IT'S AN AMBUSH?!"
  • Flurry flew down and struck him!
  • Yakotaur: "I'm, being attacked, BY AN INFANT- (Gets smacked) D'OW?!"
  • Yakbrain: "HE'S BEING ATTACKED BY A BABY?!"
  • Bum Dum: "An alicorn god baby."
  • Rum Dum: "Yeah but still a baby nonetheless."
  • Cadence: FLURRY, NO! (Flurry managed to beat up Yakotaur with several strikes with screaming cries and weaken him slightly until he sucked her magic and restored his strength as she cried)
  • Yakotaur: (He breathed heavily)... ALRIGHT... WELL PLAYED!... I didn't exactly expected to be attacked by an infant! BUT THIS ISN'T OVER! (He teleported himself and the Legion away as they retreated)
  • SpongeBob/Patrick:... That was a close one!
  • Icky: "And we managed to keep the Yakyakistanies saaaaaaaaaaaaa- (Sees that the cottage the Yakyakistan Yaks were in were being abducted by the Airships) -Oooooooooh....... Wow, that guy REALLY plans ahead, even when he wasn't expecting things."
  • Jumbaa: "He really was meant to be the perfect conguror."
  • Shining: (He and Cadence approached their crying baby)... I can't believe she did that! I mean, I know she managed to beat-up villains before during that mass invadtion mess, but, she never fought AS intensely as that! I can't even believe I'm saying that I may be proud of her.
  • Candence: "I guess some of our own bravery rubbed off on her."
  • Cinch: "Well it's a pity it ended up being a wasted effert. Even I'M without magic!"
  • Icky: "Well why didn't the Chrsitail Ponies activated the Chrsitail Heart?!"
  • Shining: "They were too scared to the Chizpurfle to think straight. And even then, they didn't wanted to risk the Christail Heart being known by the Yakotaur and be shattered again."
  • Icky: "But alchourse, the usual deu ex machina for this place couldn't be used this time around!"
  • Iago: "Ohhh boy. I hope Sparkle and Tempest have betta luck then us."

Main 7's location.

  • The Airships were seen leaving.
  • Ice Valkyrie: "(While still fighting with Twilight and Tempest) I hate to break it to the both of you, but this duel with me is meaningless. Yakbrain has aquired the Yakyakistanians and even Rutherford."
  • Twilight: "Actselly, we had figured that Yakbrain would be successful. That's why we desided to give Yakbrain a blast of his past."
  • A distent roar was heard.
  • Ice Valkyrie: "What?"
  • Stomps were heard as a figure was seen at the distence.
  • Ice Valkyrie: "...... You would endanger the Yakyakstanians, with the Am Fear?!"
  • Discord: "Now made you assumed we wouldn't put that thing on a tight leash?"
  • Ice Valkyrie looked with eye enhancement magic and saw that Gaia Everfree was controling the Am Fear to her will.
  • Ice Valkyrie: "..... YOU HAVE COHERSED GAIA EVERFREE TO FIGHT FOR YOU?! But, she's a netourious recluse?!"
  • Rainbow Dash: "Well, we kinda did her favor when we busted a rouge themepark corperation trying to tore down everfree for revenge. She desided to repay it."
  • Ice Valkyrie: "..... Don't think Yakbrain's benufactor would be so easily intimidated by that titanic ape?! I had sensed he arrived rather quickly and aided in the successful capture! He'll find ways around it?!"
  • Tempest: "What makes you confident of that?"
  • Ice Valkyrie: "..... Let's remember that the Yakotaur's staff is Pananian in origin. And we all know how Pananians, while not capable of magic alone, were VERY good at counter-magic weaponry."
  • Applejack: "Just what're you trying to imply?"
  • Ice Valkyrie: I'm trying to imply that he can grow stronger. He can absorb magic in countless ways. If he becomes powerful enough... He may be strong enough to control the Midgard Serpent.
  • Tempest:... Then we won't let you distract us!
  • Ice Valkyrie: You are more than welcome to give it a shot, but I've grown since last we met. I was just starting small.
  • Rainbow Dash: You can't be serious!
  • Ice Valkyrie: I am not one to kid around. You aren't going anywhere.
  • Rainbow Dash: WATCH US! (She zoomed off but Ice Valkyrie trapped her in blue ice)
  • Ice Valkyrie: Eh, not a bad try.
  • Starlight: Okay, we're done here! (They teleported behind her only for her to teleport them back) HEY! (Ice Valkyrie set the entire town on magic fire)
  • Ice Valkyrie: You want to take your chances in fire that reacts and grows in the presence of magic that's not my own?
  • Applejack: You'd best not tempt us into breaking the rest of that horn of yers!
  • Ice Valkyrie: Oh, I'm so scared of a pony whose legs could eviscerate a stallion during sex.
  • Applejack: Oh, sure, make a joke about my leg strength, Icicle Head!
  • Ice Valkyrie: Point is, you're still nothing compared to me. (She casts a spell and then used Tempest-like fighting moves to knock Applejack into the air, and kick her rapidly around the world and back to her hooves)... Had enough?
  • Applejack: (Pants) Neve- (Ice Valkyrie stomped on her chest) HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOooooooooo...... (She slumps in pain)... Gonna lose my lunch!
  • Tempest: That's enough! (Ice continued to fight the three and yet she is able to fend them off)
  • Ice Valkyrie: Did you think that after years of traveling the world wouldn't make me pick up a thing or two? You are really pathetic. That's why you're staying here until we handle you. (Tuxedo and Whitewood came out through a portal) Whitewood? Take care of them, but stay away from the cute yellow pony. Tuxedo? Make yourself useful, and maybe tie them up or build snow around them, I don't care which! (They did so)
  • Rainbow Dash: "Wait a minute, how did you two get out?!" (Whitewood ran into a pan-dimentional portal and came out behind Rainbow Dash to bite onto her tail) YOOWW!! SORRY I ASKED!!
  • Pinkie: "THAT ALBINO TIMBER WOLF CAN BREAK GOE THROUGH PAN-DIMENTIONAL PORTALS?!"
  • Ice Valkyrie: "Basicly, my own instailled fast travel system."
  • Rarity: "..... Wow, Eagle-Beak was actselly a better teacher then he even realised."
  • Ice Valkyrie: "Self-taught, actually. Espeically since after what Sparkle did to him."
  • Starlight: "Good grief, I feel like a freaking amatur compaired to her!"
  • Ice Valkyrie: As you should. (They continued fighting)

Nandia, Tauria

  • Starswirl and the pillers are seen around an anicent Yak city ruins.
  • Meadowbrook: "This is where The Yakotaur went before his alledged corruption would've found said corruption."
  • Flash Magnus: "I don't get why we have to be here and not where the action is."
  • Rockhoof: "I must admit, maybe we would've been more useful fighting along side the Lougers and our continuers of the Elements of Harmony."
  • Mistmane: "We must remember that we are best suited to learn more about the Yakotaur's past."
  • Somnambula: "Besides, what if the Yakotaur was more powerful then even our combined magic? We must better understand him."
  • Starswirl: "Indeed. We must learn more about the Yakotaur."
  • ???: "The Yakotaur's history is what you seek, eh? (Giggles wickedly)"
  • An Old, Ragged clouthing wearing Vulture Harpy came out of the shadows holding a damaged but still dangerious sythe.
  • Vulture Harpy: "Well, you came to the right place..... Pillers of Equestria."
  • Starswirl: "..... Vulturoni. How unfortunate you're still around after a millennia, you devious trickster. I heard about what your goblin witch apprendtice did to Pred Judu Des and the first dragon he ever killed."
  • Vulturoni: "Oh, you mean Hazel? She was one of my best students. Too bad that accursed Celestia and Luna were finally able to capture her during the witch's covenant. She was thrown into Tartarus! You had any idea how distraught her poor brother Beezen is? Now he only has Hydia and her dumb idiot daughters to look forword too!"
  • Mistmane: "Your student was stealing souls to make herself powerful! What the princesses did to her, had to be done! It cannot be help that Soul Witches are dangerious!"
  • Vulturoni: "Have you ever wondered why we even collect souls?"
  • Flash Magnus: "Because your freaky as f***?"
  • Vulturoni: "....... It's because we need them to pay tribute to the once rightful Alicorn of Fear to create dark spirits to commit to his bidding...."
  • Starswirl: "(Gets a stern face)....... So, you devote to Woeus?"
  • Vulturoni: "Maybe. Maybe not directly. But Hazel could've been worthy of being my new heir for a new soul sister covenant."
  • Meadowbrook: "...... You had something to do with what happened with Stygian, did you?"
  • Vulturoni: "Oh, you accused a poor old harpy of giving that weak-minded fool the power he needed for his OWN revenge?"
  • Rockhoof: "Don't try to deny it, Soul Witch! You likely were mad at us for how we disrupted your harpy witch covenant, so you took advantaged of the young boy's mind and malmitulated him to cause so much trouble?! For all we know, his stealing of our trickets could be your doing as well!"
  • Vulturoni: "(Laughs wickedly), I'm not saying I didn't do it! I'm just amused on how RUDE of you it is to make rash assumtions, accreate as they may be."
  • Starswirl: "Then it only means that the Yakotaur as he is now was your dirty handwriting! Explain?! What cursed soul did you use to corrupt him?!"
  • Vulturoni: "You want to know, Beardy? (Laughs)....... MAKE ME?! (Summons up undead Yak Zombies.)"
  • Rockhoof: "Draugrs?!"
  • Flash Magnus: "No, Zombies!"
  • Meadbowbrook: "Silly colt, Draugrs are assentually norse zombies!"
  • Flash Magnus: "..... Ohhhhhh."
  • Vulturoni: "DESTROY THEM, MY MINIONS?! (CHACKLES AS THE UNDEAD YAKS PULLED OUT ANICHENT WEAPONS?!)"
  • Somnambula: "I met mummies more scarier then this!"
  • Starswirl: "Your gonna need more then the undead to defeat the Pillers of Equestria?!"
  • Vulturoni: That's the plan. Say hello to my Gjengangers! (She unleashed monstrous ghosts after them)... Now what was I missing? OH, YEAH!!! Meet the Einherjar! (Zombies that were armed and armored and not acting like zombies came out) And last but not least, MEET, MY NIDHOGG!! (A giant black dragon with a breath that causes death came out and roared)
  • Flash Magnus: THIS IS SERIOUSLY OVER-KILLING IT, VUL! WHERE DID YOU GET THESE?!
  • Vulturoni: Let's just say I know a guy in Náströnd back in Asgardia whose a good friend and heard about your little comeback and would love to see you gone for good. I for one want the same. If you think I'll let you hamper my work again, then think again! (The Pillars fought with Flash taking the Nidhogg until it poisoned him and Meadowbrook healed him and he continued fighting) Get those little brats!! BRAAAWWWKKK!!!
  • Somnambula: Oh, that is so annoying when you do that.
  • Vulturoni: WELL GET USED TO IT, LADY!! I'M A HARPY!!!
  • Starswirl: Before we beat the information we need about Yakotaur out of you, tell us how you turned Stygian against us!
  • Vulturoni: Well, I didn't have to do much. See, I was given immortality by the Boogeyman himself in exchange for finding the right candidate for the new Pony of Shadows since the last one was ripped from that entity and still out there immortal and forever doomed to cry her poor little pretty eyes out in eternal depression. All I did was lead the guy to Hollow Shades into the Well. I must say, I performed as well as even I could expect. Don't you agree? Oh who am I kidding, of course you won't, it inconvinced you fools for a great millennia!! But it was good revenge for what you did to my family, among your other crimes!
  • Starswirl: Well, in that case, we'll have you sent to Tartarus like all the rest when we're through with you!
  • Vulturoni: We'll see about that. Have fun dying while I watch. (She flew onto a branch watching the fight)
  • Rockhoof: "I, am gonna ring that witch's neck when I get my hooves on her!"
  • Meadowbrook: "Well it'll be after I give her a good spanking!"
  • Starswirl: Tartarus can do far worse, but I agree. (They fought off her forces until the Nidhogg was left, as they beat it down and Vulturoni flew off trying to escape)
  • Flash Magnus: OHHH, NO YOU DON'T!! (He threw his shield as it knocked her senseless and into their hooves)
  • Vulturoni: Ow! Right in the beak?!
  • Flash Magnus: No more messing around, where did Yakotaur get that staff? And I mean BEFORE it gotten into the pocession of the Midguard Serpent, you wise-cracker!
  • Vulturoni: "Ugghhhh..... The staff itself was a disguarded piece of Panan weaponry I found this one time."
  • Starswirl: "Then we'll get to spefifics. How did that staff came to be corruptable?"
  • Vulturoni: ".... How, many of you, are familier with the Ballad of Lord Breckenridge?"
  • Meadowbrook: "You mean that really nasty Yak that hated gypises who died because of losing his mind and falling off from the worse place to go koo-koo?"
  • Vulturoni: Actually, he died from being burned at the steak with his family for his crimes even when he claimed not guilty by reason of insanity. That was just Old Ponish mistranslation for a child-friendly and light-hearted ripoff ending like that to a familiar gypsy-hating sap in what aliens refer to as, "The Villain League".
  • Meadowbrook: Well, what does that no-good bovine have to do with it?"
  • Vulturoni: Well, during the times before Yakotaur arrived, it was said that following his execution, he came back as a demon who started haunting those who had him executed. I entrapped the spirit inside that staff. And when the sadden Yakotaur arrived, well, it was only a matter of trading the staff in return for the souls of his cruel parents in advance torwords the same pitiful dimention Woeus found himself in. The rest, is self explanatory.
  • Mistmane:... Could this Breckenridge guy be possessing Yakotaur?
  • Vulturoni: "Wouldn't you like to know? He seemed very much trapped in the staff when I last saw him. My magic makes sure of that."
  • Meadowbrook: I don't know. A spirit as dark and angry as a Mahishasura wouldn't be easily contained, even with nasty black juju like yours! It isn't a streach that it's possable.
  • Vulturoni: (Looks neverious)... Well- (She was stomped in the chest by Rockhoof) DOOOOOOOHHHH, gonna lose my lunch!!!
  • Rockhoof: You knew the cursed yak beyond capturing him, did you? You wouldn't be this inept to not expect someone to be pocess like that, did you?
  • Vulturoni: No, I swea- (She was stomped again as worms came out of her stomach and burrowed underground in panic squeaking in rejoice) AHHHHHKKKAAAWWWKKKK!!!
  • Rockhoof: Was Breckenridge one of your con exploits?
  • Vulturoni: OKAY, OKAY, I GIVE, DON'T RUPTURE MY STOMACH!!! I WAS A TEENAGER STARTING A CON ARTIST CAREER SINCE I WAS DISOWNED BY MY PARENTS AND RAISED BY ABYSSINIAN VULTURES! BRECKEN CAPTURED ME AND FORCED ME TO CONFESS SOMETHING TO AVOID DEATH?!
  • Mistmane: "And that would be?"
  • Vulturoni: I LEAD HIM TO A GYPSY UNDERGROUND NEAR ABYSSINIA WHERE HE MURDERED EVERYONE THERE?! WHEN HE DIED, I TOOK THE HIDEOUT AND MADE IT MY OWN! I came to Soul Witch magic when I discovered a secret Soul Witch lair deep within the Gypsy underground place and began studing it's magic.... And you already know what happened after words.....
  • Flash:... You poor sad joke of a harpy. No wonder you knew about the Yakotaur.
  • Vulturoni: Oh what did you expect from a Soul Witch? And about your threat of reptribution, I already suffer the price of embracing this mix-bag of the gift/curse of soul magic.... My immortality doesn't account much for eternal youth. I mean...... Look at me! I look like something the cat dragged in!
  • Somnambula: Given my people worshipped cats, that's saying something to me. But since you admitted to being responsible for this mess, you're going to help us stop Yakotaur.
  • Vulturoni: OVER MY DEAD ROTTING BODY!!
  • Starswirl: You should probably know that the Midgard Serpent is involved in these stakes. His staff was offered to it and you know what that means. So, you don't exactly have a choice.
  • Vulturoni: "You do think I fear an imprisoned beast?"
  • Starswirl: "Imprisoned isn't the right word. More like he's been sentenced to hold our world up. And make no mistake. Without Empathy, or the ability to understand morals, that serpent will destroy the world over YOUR creation!"
  • Vulturoni: "Tch, I am immortal after all. I'll just fly in space until I arrived to a new planet."
  • Rockhoof: "So is the Midgard Serpent. And he likely long knows of what your actions are since his holding of the world allowed him to know everything about Equestria. With newfound freedom, one of the first things he'll do is seek your sorry hide out. He may not be able to kill you, but he will enturnally torture with his mental attacks and torment you with the worse moments of your life for enturnity!"
  • Vulturoni: "...... Oh you have to go and bring THAT up! Uggghhhhh. Fine?! It's not like your not gonna throw me into Tartarus anyway."
  • Mistmane: "Actselly, since you agreed to help us, Celestia will only consider exiling you back to Abyssia, with your powers removed alcouse, under the eyes of the Abyssia king. He would gladly make sure you are put in a very firm leash from here on out."
  • Vulturoni: "..... WHAT?! YOUR NOT EVEN GONNA THROW ME INTO TARTARUS?!"
  • Rockhoof: "Knowing you, doing so would've risk reuniting you with your tainted kin and the Goblin Witch and risk a break out anyway."
  • Vulturoni: "..... Ugghhhh. Keep in mind that the Yakotaur is likely stronger then even me now. It's not like I can take that hot mess on in a battle anymore."
  • Flash Magnus: Fair enough. We only need your knowledge anyway. We'll take care of what you started from here on out.
  • Vulturoni: But keep in mind that if you take my powers, it's like a death sentence. My immortality is kinda, a package deal with my Soul Magic. I lose that, I lose my immortality, and bluntly, I'll die.
  • Starswirl: You're still a criminal who might've ruined far more than Breckenridge and Stygian. Even if we tried, we could never convince them to keep your immortality, espeically if it means letting you keep that forbidden soul magic. But, they can make it so that it was like us, that your age was just stagnated, but with the impure youth, it's not going to make you as pretty as you used to be and you'll have to spend the rest of your life in an Abyssinian Prison.
  • Vulturoni:... Oh, peck it, I'll take what I can get.
  • Rockhoof: "Spoken like a scavinger indeed."
  • Vulturoni: Ha-ha-ha, hilarious! Now let me recover from the near-stomach-injury you gave me and just get out of here.
  • Starswirl: Well good day then. (They left)
  • Vulturoni:.... Well, at least they didn't do anything to make sure I won't try to vamoose while the going is goo- (Gets trapped in a magical golden cage by Starswirl's magic and re-enforced by Mistmanes plants).
  • (Starswirl): "Thank you for keeping us from forgetting witch, even if it was to your own detriment!"
  • Vulturoni: Ugh, how I hate them!
  • (Flash Magnus): THAT MAKES SEVEN OF US, YA FEATHERY MESS!!!

Yak Legion Airship

  • Yakbrain: Well that could've gone better. But at least we finally captured the Yaks of Yakyakistan. Now, they'll be ready for re-education, and my assendtion as true king of the Yaks, is complete.
  • Rum Dum: Still, this has to be brought up. Your benefactor got his ass whooped by a baby. That doesn't leave me too confident that he can keep our butts safe forever.
  • Yakbrain: Can we not rub it in please? And in all fairness, it was an ALICORN infant. That same child humiliated even the likes of Tirek?! It was only to be expected in my benufactor would have SOME trouble from that souped up pooper. But that's not impourent anymore. What matters is that we got what we wanted. He got his power, and we saved Yakyakistan.
  • Bum Dum: But... What were those heroes going to say about the benefactor? I mean, they made a good point. Who could possibly have that much power over the Staff of Yakotaur except Yakotaur himself? (Yakotaur was seen watching)
  • Yakbrain: I thought about that already, and they might've gotten the wrong idea. Turns out, Yakotaur had other family members. The benefactor could be a Minotaur descended from Yakotaur's minotaur side of the family that could've been chosen as some sole heir or something.
  • Bum Dum: "Then, what's up with the fact he was from Tartarus?"
  • Yakbrain: "Well obviously he could've made the same mistakes as the Yakotaur and got punished. I admit the details are, fuzzy at the moment, but I'm sure we can ask him abit later on that reguard. Reguardless, I'm sure we're in no serious dilemma."
  • Rum Dum: You sure about that? Where did you meet him exactly?
  • Yakbrain: At the nearest village to Tartarus some time ago. Again, he likely gotten into some trouble of his own and, well it was how he got there. But he asked to keep details on a need-to-know basis.
  • Bum Dum: Because Yakotaur might be setting you up?
  • Yakbrain: Look, I wasn't not prepared to see if he was the real deal. He said that he was of a similar origin to Yakotaur and thus the Staff could technically recognize him as it's master. Believe me, I know what I'm doing and I am always prepared to not let myself be so easily set up just like that. I wouldn't be as smart as I am if I let myself get used like that- (Chuckling was heard)... Oh, sir! I didn't see you there.... Also.... What's so funny exactly? Were you remembering a joke you once heard about just now?
  • Yakotaur: (Chuckles)... You were rediculiously easy to fool for the smartest yak! (Everyone was confused as he took off his cloak and revealed himself as the Yakotaur of Legend as he cackled triumphantly)
  • Yakbrain: You... OH MY VARIOUS GODS, IT WAS YOU!! YOU SET ME UP!!!
  • Dums: KNEW IT!! JINX!
  • Yakbrain: "OH CAN YOU DUMS NOT?!"
  • Yakotaur: That's right, fools! I'm back. Of course, not alone. (Familiar buzzing was heard as the Bug Animals and Snakemantis arrived)
  • Snakemantis: We're back, bitches!
  • Rum Dum: "Uh, tecnecally, we don't really know what you guys are."
  • Snakemantis: Oh, my apologies. I mistook you for the Yak Colony near the Bug Bear Terratory I used to torment till I graduated to Ponies. My mistake. Quint little town, the locals weren't bright, but their brains were a nice little exotic snack.
  • Yakotaur: So, Yakbrain... How does it feel knowing you betrayed your own people and left them in my loyalty? And you also basicly shamed your family? Was it worth it? Was it worth proving your people, you included, really are too dumb to live?
  • Yakbrain was demoralised by this, as he was not able to even say an angry retort....
  • Rum Dum: You sad mistake of nature! You should KNOW the Midgard Serpent won't be happy about this, asshole! There's still 32 hours! (Yakotaur laughed) NOW WHAT'S SO FUNNY?!
  • Yakotaur: (Laughs)... You really are dumber than you look, aren't you? I've had far worse creatures under my command or at my mercy before. This staff has the power to do the unthinkable. Control the worst of beasts no matter what mental defenses they have, make them scared of my power, kill them without lifting a finger, you name it. In fact, let's make it interesting! A monster as strong as the Midgard Serpent and one that holds the world together? Who could ask for a better form of leverage than that?
  • Yakbrain:..... What have I done?!
  • Yakotaur: Basicly, the greatest mistake since Celestia's failure to prevent the Changeling Invadtion! As soon as I get enough power, I'll gain control of that giant. Then nobody will stop me!
  • Yakbrain: "..... That's where your wrong, beast?! I still have Ice Valkyrie?!"
  • Yakotaur: "Oh yes. Bring her involved and risk having her know about your accsidental creation in that Chizpurfle! (Yakbrain was demoralised again). See how well that would work out."
  • Rum Bum: "Boss, he's clearly trying to mess with you! Just explain that it was purely the Yakotaur's fault and- (The Bug Bear grabbed the Dums and started to noggie them) OWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOW?!"
  • Yakotaur: "You can say that it was my misdeed all you want! But your still the one that endangered the ponies with even only a SIMULATION of the breed that killed her parents! She, would not forgive such carelessness!"
  • Yakbrain was at a loss for words.
  • Yakotaur: "(Grins while taking full control of the corrupted Yaks).... Consider yourselves under new management. Take the newly retired Yakbrain to his new chambers."
  • Airship Captain: "(Further under The Yakotaur's enfluence) Aye aye, Yakotaur. TAKE THE OLD/NEW KING TO THE BRIG?!"
  • The Corrupted Legion Yaks began to take Yakbrain as the Bug Bear kept hold of the Dums!
  • Bum Dum: "WHAT'RE YOU GONNA DO TO US?!"
  • Yakotaur: "Simple. I'll give you two, the Yakyakistanians, AND the princes their, "Re-Education" as well. Then I'll resume what my accursed parents created me for! Become the congeror of Equestria! And nothng will halt this! (A creature roar was heard) (Sees that the Am Fear controled by Everfree coming torwords the airships).... Though it may, expsearienced Detours."
  • Bug Fox: "IS THAT THE AM FEAR?!"
  • Bug Badger: "OH NO, NOT THAT?! I HAD A COUSIN THAT GOT SWALLOWED WHOLE BY THAT BEAST?!"
  • Bug Wolf: "WE'RE GONNA DIE?! GET THE SHIPS OUT OF HERE?!"
  • Snakemantis: "HOW DID THAT BEAST FIGURE TO COME HERE?!"
  • Yakotaur: "Take a closer look at who's on it's shoulder....."
  • Snakemantis: (He does so)... Is that... An Alicorn?
  • Yakotaur: It's not just an Alicorn. It's an Alicorn Goddess. One of the surviving members. The Goddess of Natural Selection and creator of all mythical creatures of Equestria, Gaia Everfree.
  • Bug-Badger: But what's she doing?
  • Yakotaur: Trying to stall me, I'm sure. Well it won't work. Let's see how she likes a taste of her own medicine. (He uses the staff to take control of the Am Fear as it roared and threw Gaia off to her surprise)
  • Gaia: WHAT?!
  • (Yakotaur): (Speaking through Am Fear) What a futile effort, Gaia Everfree! But I have a greater leap. Your pony friends continue to disappoint me. You couldn't be better than even that little Alicorn baby? How pitiful is that in which you couldn't even come close to where the infant was in actselly being a threat?! Now..... Prepare to feel my true power. (The Am Fear attacked her as she fought and Cascadance flew away)

Meanwhile...

  • Twilight: (She and the others continued fighting Ice Valkyrie and her comrades)... SHE'S NOT PONY! She is unbelievably better than last time.
  • Grubber: What did the world do to her to make her this badass?!
  • Tempest: I don't know, but we can't keep this up!
  • Twilight: Let's hope Gaia is faring better. (A magic glitter came as Cascadance arrived)...
  • Sir Tuxedo:... Is that a bird-of-paradise?
  • Ice Valkyrie: It's Gaia's pet bird-of-paradise, Cascadance!
  • Twilight: Where's Gaia?
  • (Gaia): (Through Cascadance) Girls, I may be a little compromised. Yakotaur has seen through your diversion and turned the Am Fear onto me. You might need to wait for me to handle this.
  • Starlight: Not gonna be easy. Some past faces have found us and is trying to kill us.
  • (Gaia): I'm sure you can handle that. If she's somepony you know, it might as well be your fight. I'm a bit busy at the moment. Good luck. (Cascadance teleported away in a stunning display)
  • Ice Valkyrie:... Well I guess your little diversion didn't pan out after all.
  • Rarity: Didn't you hear her? It's definitely Yakotaur.
  • Ice Valkyrie: And I told you, that it's not about Yakotaur. It's not even about Yakbrain. It's about Eagle-Beak. His word and mine must not be ignored. If they continue to be ignored, then Equestria is doomed. They'll continue to be vulnerable. Equestria MUST survive!
  • Sir Tuxedo: What about us? What about me and Whitewood? Do WE matter?
  • Ice Valkyrie:... (Sighs)... This is the main reason why I didn't want you to come. Whitewood matters because she's my one true companion whose watched over me since I was expelled. But you? You're just like all the other lands out there. You only care about yourselves.
  • Sir Tuxedo: (Stutters in disbelief) I beg you pardon?!
  • Ice Valkyrie: We Equestrians are all we've got in the fight against your oppression. Monsters like the Storm King must be STOPPED!
  • Tempest: And what about Eagle-Beak then? He's not a pony. He's not even a native griffin! He was from another world!
  • Ice Valkyrie: Maybe not... But what makes him different is that he renounced his citizenship to his own kind long ago and became one of us. He was one of the rare individuals to open their eyes and recognize that we are worth saving. By swearing loyalty to us, and seeing what I saw, he was my true role model. He may not be a pony, nor even actselly native to our world, but he has the courage that ponies need. You, Sir Tuxedo, have proven nothing to show you're worth my time. Your just a petty servent to that idiot dopey Yak prince who thinks he's such a genius but couldn't see an obvious unfolding deception before him? I saw this long coming and figured it was only a matter of time this happened. In fact, I even assumed he had something to do with that Chizpurfle!
  • Sir Tuxedo: "It, it could purely be an accsident, or the Yakotaur's trickery?!"
  • Ice Valkyrie: Be that as it may, he proven that he wasn't truly there for me! I was a means to an end for him! But don't worry. I'll come to deal with that Yakotaur myself once I am done with Sparkle and friends! In the meantime, I shouldn't worry too much of the Yaks fates for now other then it concerns implications for ponies! I only do what's best for Equestria. The rightful ruling country of them all. Eagle-Beak is and always will be my hero no matter what you say, and even if Yakbrain were to anger me, he's only a gullible moron whose nothing like Eagle-Beak, even if he's not as dumb.
  • Sir Tuxedo: So... So that's all you care about then?
  • Ice Valkyrie: It's what WE care about. Me and Whitewood. And it's all we've got. I'm sorry, Tux, but we have no use for someone like you. Whitewood? You know what to do. (Whitewood sends him through a portal as he screamed)... Now where were we?
  • Tempest:... I admit that I'm the first one to see that coming- (Ice Valkyrie kicked her) DOOP!
  • Pinkie: "(Laughs), She said a funny sound- (Ice Valkyrie hits her too) HIGABURGER?!"
  • Twilight: "What did you do to that Penguin?"
  • Ice Valkyrie: "Don't worry. He'll just be back with Yakbrain and the Dums. He'll be relitively safe with them until I finish off the Yakotaur myself. I may not've needed him, but I'm not mindlessly cruel."

Yak Legion Airship

  • Sir Tuxedo: (He was comically tossed into the same cell as Yakbrain and the Dums)... Ugh!...... Valkyrie..... I can't believe it.....

Main 7's location.

  • Rainbow Dash: "Okay, I know he was working for Yakbrain, but what made you think he was as selfish as he was?!"
  • Ice Valkyrie: "He wouldn't've be working with that charlatan of a prince if he didn't had selfish motivations."
  • Tempest: "Did he ever even explained his reasons?"
  • Ice Valkyrie: "No, but I assumed he wanted Yakbrain to undo the exile of the Penguins from the Frozen South."
  • Fluttershy: "Why think he would want that?"
  • Ice Valkyrie: "Because his cousin assusiated with a criminal! I can safely assume he's no better!"
  • Applejack: "Just because a relitive did something wrong doesn't mean he would be no better! For all you know, he could be just be a random butler that just happened to be at the wrong place at the wrong time. He could've only worked with Yakbrain because he didn't have a choice."
  • Ice Valkyrie realised this and pondered for abit.....
  • Ice Valkyrie: "..... That doesn't change the fact that he didn't tried to keep Yakbrain off of this path."
  • Rarity: "You do realised that he may not have an ability to sway him? And that if he did tried to, Yakbrain could've simply fired him for disobedience and get a replacement?"
  • Ice Valkyrie: "..... Well, I still assumed he wanted something out of Yakbrain being the Yak King!"
  • Twilight: "And we don't deny that. But he looked at you with betrayed eyes. He could've earnestly thought you were his friend. He could've actselly sympathised with you, even actselly believe that you were right and that Eagle-Beak was some, misunderstood messiah and not a misguided maniac! You preached about how you lost your friends because of how Equestria works! But look what happened when you can't bring yourself to forgive our ways! You pushed away perhaps the only true sympatiser you have aside from the Timber Wolf, because of a professional obligaion he has NO control over?! Eagle-Beak, even if he feels the same about Yakbrain, wouldn't really approve of this?!"
  • Ice Valkyrie: "HOW WOULD YOU KNOW?! YOU NEVER GOTTEN TO KNOW EAGLE BEAK LIKE I DID?!"
  • Starlight: "Hate to break it to you, but your views on Eagle-Beak may be grossly inacctreate! First off, he's been like this because he was given a nightmare by Pitch Black himself as asked by an Ice-Jafar rip-off so he can create Eagle-Beak for him to defeat to cheat in a redemption for his own sins! He himself was malmitulated to believe that Nightmare Moon was going to have an unstoppable return! No less different then how the Yakotaur is malmitulating Yakbrain?!"
  • Ice Valkyrie: "HOW DARE YOU COMPAIRE THE PROFESSOR TO THAT HACK PRINCE?! THE PROFESSOR WAS A VISIONARY?!"
  • Starlight: ".... Okay, THEN I'LL TAKE YOU TO YOUR PRECIOUS VISONARY MYSELF, YA TEACHER'S PET?! (Pounces onto Ice Valkyrie and teleports into a portal!)"
  • Twlight: "STARLIGHT?! (The Ponies, Tempest, Grubber and Whitewood all jumped into the portal.)"

Eagle Beak's coming AUU made Death Star-Eqsed Space Station.

  • Xerxes' metas are working hard.
  • Xerxes: "How are the buildings of our new mobile space station with powerful defence lazer capabilities, captain?"
  • Blot: "Oh yeah, Xerx-Xerx! This plundered AUU tec is gonna make our new lair perfect in after the events of the Pang Bing fiasco!"
  • Celsius: "How generious of our VA colledges to offer up these supplies to us. Soon, we will have a lair that can't be easily found."
  • Narcotic: "Well, assuming karma doesn't kick our asses. I mean, we still yet to have anti-magic defences, so, any random soul can still conjure up a portal out of nowhere and smack the 4 of us down like bowling pins in the blink of an eye."
  • Celsius: "Oh that can never hap- (The portal opened and the ponies came out and bowled into the four) D'OOOOOOWWWWWWWWWW?! (The group crashed about as magic fire spread and entrapped them as Xerxes soldiers and the other assusiates of Eagle-Beak stared in shock, some more comical then others) WHAT THE GROCKAPUS?!
  • Narcotic: "Told ya."
  • Celsius: "OH DON'T RUB IT IN?!"
  • Xerxes: "CRUSH, IF YOU CAN HEAR ME, ACTIVATE THE SPRINKLER SYSTEM TO DOUSE THE FLAMES?!"
  • Crush's voice: "YOUR IN LUCK SIR, WE JUST INSTAILLED THEM?!"
  • Xerxes: "GOOD?! AND WHILE YOUR AT IT, GET ALL STAFF TO CONTAIN THE INTRUDERS, AND MAYBE ALARM THE PROFESSOR IF HE DOESN'T ALREADY KNOW BY NOW?!"
  • Blot: "WELL THIS JUST BECAME AN INTERESTING TIME BEFORE CHRISTMAS?!"
  • Ice Valkyrie: I WON'T STOP FOR ANYTHING! All you've done is give Eagle-Beak a front-row seat as I freeze you where you stand!
  • Pinkie: Well, aren't we as stubborn as a yak right now? I think Yakbrain started to rub-off on you a bit.
  • Ice Valkyrie: "WHY YOU-"
  • Eagle-Beak: (He teleported in) WHAT IN THE HELL IS GOING ON HERE?! XERXES, I EXPECT YOU TO HANDLE THIS BETTER THEN YOU HAD JUST- (Sees Ice Valkyrie)... Arcane?
  • Ice Valkyrie: Sir! I have come to eliminate your enemies within your very eyes!
  • Eagle-Beak: "..... Where's the other Elites?!"
  • Ice Valkyrie: "... Killed and/or injured by Pred so they can't do magic again. Fire Knight was stabbed in the throat and can't breath fire or talk, Earth Barbarian's arms are gone and he uses his feet to handle things, he crippled Wind Amazon's wings and now she can't use her powers or fly, Water Scribe was turned into an old mummified shell of her former self, Metal Thief can't move and is bound to a mobile machine, and Poison Blacksmith is forever sick and a permanent vegetable as his powers were rendered moot since he was infected by his own toxins."
  • Eagle-Beak: "..... OH CONFOUND THAT CRAZY PRED JUDU DES?!"
  • Celsius: Time the f*** out! You know her?
  • Xerxes: "Sir, are you familier with this lony imitation?"
  • Eagle-Beak:.... Admitingly, yes..... My fault for not talking much about my past with you people, appearently. She was one of my students and one of the best. Then I heard that her horn was almost destroyed trying to curse Princess Twilight for defeating me a very long time ago.
  • Ice Valkyrie: I was trying to find help to stop threats like Nightmare Moon and a recent Storm Clan attack orchestrated by HER! (Points at Tempest)
  • Eagle-Beak: Nightmare Moo-... You, do know that I was manipulated by Pitch Black and Cold-Heart as a ploy of revenge and/or Cold-Heart's attempt to cheat in redemption, right? I assume this was universely known in Equestria! Wasn't it universely known in Equestria, Xerxes?
  • Xerxes: "She could've been long isolated and not known about it, sir."
  • Rainbow Dash: We just told her actselly, but then we brought her here when she didn't believe us.
  • Rarity: "Now, sorry for interupting your, appearent making of a Star-Wars eqsed lair that I would say alot of this stuff is from the AUU, and, fair warning, I suspect it might not last because those nice HA heroes might already be on your case about this, but, maybe you of all people could snap Ice Valkyrie out of the deludtions YOU created? Keep in mind that she got involved with a latest threat to Equestria, and that, ergo, makes you respondsable! She WAS one of your elites after all!"
  • Eagle-Beak:... Ohhhhh, bother, I knew there was something I forgotten to include! Could this be about your parents and your goal of making Equestria more proactive? She was going on and on about that to me not knowing that way of thinking was fabricated by Pitch and Cold?
  • Ice Valkyrie: I don't believe that. I was trying to help protect Equestria just like you were. The Storm King had my family lost and seriously hurt. That was all Twilight and Tempest's fault! Now you can watch me annihilate them for good!
  • Narcotic:... Well shut my beak, sir, you just got a good friend and new minion.
  • Eagle-Beak:... (Sighs) STOP! (He froze them magically)... My apologies, Xerxes, but Narcotic's stupidity prevoked me.
  • Xerxes: "Understandable, Professor."
  • Blot:... Since when could you do something like that?
  • Eagle-Beak: I'm an unpredictable sorcerer and that's what you're asking? Anyway, Arcane, what they are saying is true. As tempting as it is to see some of my foes be defeated, you need to know that what I intended for Equestria was not the initial objective.
  • Ice Valkyrie: Well if you didn't want to save Equestria, then what DID you want?
  • Eagle-Beak: ".... I, admit to having some, impure thoughts of my own. Now, yes, I did wanted to protect Equestria from Nightmare Moon and potaintionally the likes of this "Storm King". But I wanted to do so by turning Equestria into a war nation. Now, you may saw that as being preductive, but, I hate to admit it, but in the grand sceame of things..... Making Equestria like that wouldn't've nessersarly helped. An alternate timeline proved that."
  • Ice Valkyrie: "Sir, what, what do you mean?"
  • Narcotic: "Oh, see, there's this alternate timelime where-"
  • Eagle-Beak: "MUTE! (Makes the four mute) Sorry again Xerxes, but I want to be the one to explain things to Arcane with TACT and not how Narcotic would've stupidly said, because she looks to me the most... But I fear not any longer. And before you would bring up on how she can be of use to us, trust me, based on what is implied on her already being apart of a latest fiasco in Equestria, Sparkle would never allow such a thing."
  • Twilight: "You know it."
  • Eagle-Beak: "So is that to be understood, Xerxes?"
  • Xerxes nodded yes obediently.
  • Eagle-Beak: ".... Allow me to explain. (Magicly disperses Ice Valkyrie's border fire)"
  • Crush's voice: "So that's a negatory on the sprinklers then?"
  • Eagle-Beak: ".... As much as I would like to have you back on my side, the path I'm on now is not suited for you, let alone how they would be against it.... Sing Jin?! Bring in the Timeline Viewer of the creation of Jerky's people!"
  • Sing Jin slithered up and pressed a button and brought up an arch-like device.
  • Eagle-beak: "..... Say hello, to the timeline viewer. A creation, of Jerky's people created by a, "Dr. Quirky". (Pinkie laughs). Yes, I know, the prehistoric birds are, odd, like that. Turn on the viewer!"
  • Crush came in and pressed a button.
  • The Device turned on.
  • Crush: "Name a timeline you wish to view, sir."
  • Eagle-Beak: "..... Nightmare Moon's Timeline, the day after she defeated Celestia in an epic battle even after the alternate me's best efferts during a trail on that me."
  • Ice Valkyrie: "..... What?"
  • Twilight: "Fair to warn ya, Valkyrie. I seen that trail..... Not pretty."
  • Crush: "You sure ya wanna show the equine that? It's pretty messed up."
  • Eagle-Beak: "I'm positive because Princess Sparkle will hold it against us if we don't, AND WILL HAVE THE LOUGERS SIC THIS STATION?!"
  • Rarity: "Assuming the HA don't already do that."
  • Crush: As you wish, sir. (She was shown the timeline shown during The Cutie Re-Mark where Nightmare Moon won)
  • Eagle-Beak: You see... I never succeeded here. This timeline now exists as another parallel universe since-
  • Ice Valkyrie: I know how alternate timeline universes are made, get to the point!
  • Eagle-Beak: Very well. Because Twilight was never accepted as Celestia's protégé, Celestia turned to me to stop Nightmare Moon. When she finally came, Nightmare Moon won because she knew how to instill fear and nightmares, and technically read minds. And with her immunity to my legilimancy powers, my forces never stood a chance. She read my mind and was able to think like me. In fact, she discovered my mind-control from Pitch and Cold and cut them off, too. Thus she defeated every single trick up my sleeve until I was left. She took over Qui and..... Another project, from me and turned them against Equestria. I had to leave Equestria for my own safety. After my exile... Well... Things went dark real fast. No matter what I created, nothing stood against Nightmare Moon. They were all picked off until I was left. Nightmare Moon then banished Celestia to the moon because of something I'd rather not talk about, eventually, that me was arrested by her guard and.... I was, personally exicuted by her to make sure I can't be a continuing threat..... Afterwords... Well, the rest you can guess. (The visual ended)...
  • Ice Valkyrie:... So... Everything I ever knew about you was a lie?
  • Eagle-Beak: Not necessarily. I just figured it was a lost cause. They didn't want me, then they don't have me. All this was because I wanted to make a difference since my surrogate daughter was taken from me and I left my homeworld. I really did connect to you and I never once intentionally lied to you. But... I may no longer be the one you need to do this for. If you want to take my place there, then be my guest. Unfortunately... I'm done.
  • Twilight:... If it helps, you aren't alone in feeling Equestria needs more defense.
  • Ice Valkyrie:... You are a fool if you think this changes anything.
  • Rainbow Dash: SERIOUSLY?!
  • Starlight: "(Shocked)..... But, I thought that seeing how pitiful he is now would get you to-"
  • Ice Valkyrie: By all means, I do now see that the Professor has indeed lost his way, more then I feared. However..... This does nothing but make me want to do what Eagle-Beak tried to do even more. If Equestria is never going to change, then I will do everything in my power to MAKE them change, even if I lose my horn doing it!
  • Tempest: Ice, this has gone far enough! You need to see that there are better ways than forcing the issue!
  • Ice Valkyrie:... I have one purpose now, you understand?... That's to protect Equestria. Everything I do no matter what is for the greater good. You think it's over? I'll get back the Exmentals and much more and come back to FINISH THE JOB! BUT FIRST, YOU PONIES WILL PAY FOR MY MISERY!
  • Eagle-Beak: Yeah, this is best taken care of back where you came from, because I do NOT want this new lair get damaged in the process!
  • Rarity: "Just saying, the HA may have their way and make you go back in traveling in that modifived Pirate Ship again!"
  • Eagle-Beak: I'll worry about THAT scenario later?! Until we meet again, Sparkle! (He teleported them back to the penguin village)... Well, what are you standing around for? BACK TO WO- (A comlink was heard)
  • (Xandy): STAND DOWN AND SURRENDER THE STOLEN INTERDIMENSIONAL TECHNOLOGY IMMEDIATELY!!
  • (Magnum): "And the reported stolen exspearimental alternate timeline viewer as well! That may double the already serious count you will have in your record in our universes on our cautionary list!"
  • Eagle-Beak:... Aw, son of a-

Penguin Village

  • Ice Valkyrie: (They teleported back) Ugh!
  • Starlight: "..... Aw mane. I thought that would work."
  • Twilight: "It's okay Starlight. You at least got her in the right direction. It just may take more then discovering Eagle-Beak's failicies to get her to yeild."
  • Ice Valkyrie: Oh, we are STILL not through here! (They continued fighting)

Yak Legion Airship

  • Yakbrain:... So Ice Valkyrie turned on us because she was into this for that Eagle-Beak character?... (Sighs) Well there goes my best fighter and best chance of escape without consequence.
  • Sir Tuxedo: "(Scoffs), Oh sure, you loose a meal ticket to make a quick escape. But me?...... I felt like I lost a friend."
  • Rum Dum: "Ahhh, she probuly thinks your no better then Yakbrain and probulity out to get Penguins back into the North."
  • Sir Tuxedo: "..... I won't deny that, but, I earnestly came to bond with you people in a sense. But out of everyone, I cared for Ice Valkyrie the most. I.... I felt earnestly bad for her, like I felt bad for you, Yakbrain. Why else did you think I otherwise stayed around for such madness like this?"
  • Bum Dum: "Because you're our butler and your obligated too?"
  • Sir Tuxedo: "Outside of the profession I mean?!"
  • Yakbrain: "Well that's the problem with that pony! Even if she sees how wrong that griffin was for herself, she'll only see it as an excuse to fill the niche he can't fill anymore! It's like the only way to smack sense into her is to, oh I don't know, get her to confront her half-dead former elite members about this and have a touching heart-breaking discussing on how they given up on Eagle-Beak in realizing that he's a victim of a scam by malevolent spirits and that an alternate timeline proves that his scheme is a failure no matter what?"
  • The group were unaware that Gaia's bird of paradise over-heard this and flew off.
  • Sir Tuxedo: "Well, maybe it's possable they would consider that, and then-"
  • Yakbrain: "Even then, she would only take down the Yakotaur because the arbitrary reason of him being a threat to Equestria. She, would otherwise be done with us. That includes you, Tux. So, you may as well cease to care about her."
  • Sir Tuxedo looked legitamently sad and sat down, began to sob quietly.
  • Rum Dum: "Uh, your not suppose to cry in cell areas, that riles up rapey prisoners."
  • Sir Tuxedo: "THERE'S NO ONE ELSE HERE?! LEAVE ME ALONE, YOU DUMB IDIOT?! (Cries)!"
  • Yakbrain: ".... Dums, it, it may be best to let him pasify. He's clearly too, sadden to have an intelligent conversation with. (The three yaks distent themselves from him)."

Penguin Village

  • Twilight: (They continued fighting Ice Valkyrie as the magic fire spread out of control) Ice, you can't fill the role that Eagle-Beak left!
  • Ice Valkyrie: Pretty damn sure I can. If Tempest can petrify 3 Alicorn princesses and capture the last easily, I can take advantage of the same and as a result prove that Equestria is too optimistic and carefree to live. I can save them. There's really no need to stop me.
  • Rainbow Dash: Uh, yeah there is, Icicle Head! You'll still be no better than Eagle-Beak. You'll be far worse.
  • Ice Valkyrie: Well I'm tired of waiting for another threat to destroy us! The Storm Clan is still out there, Chrysalis is planning something to get back at you for taking her kingdom, and there's bound to be far worse out there. So no matter what it takes, I'll save Equestria, or die trying! So you want to stop me? You'll have to kill me because this is what I live for.
  • Fluttershy: Look, Ice, you need to see that the Storm King was one of our biggest outer yet native concerns in a long time. We even got so wrapped up in the best parts outside Equestria that we were blinded by what the bad parts were doing to Twilight. All you can constantly see is the bad parts and you just decided to be pessimistic in an opposite level to Tempest.
  • Ice Valkyrie: AND WHY NOT?! I had to have reality drilled into my young noggin by watching my parents who have done so much good things be killed. Eagle-Beak was my one idol, and I just learned he was not the rightful one to lead everypony to the path of safety. I need to do this.
  • ???: No you do not! (Cascadance appeared as Gaia spoke through her)
  • Twilight: Gaia! How are you faring?

Gaia's Location

  • Gaia: (She was weakened and healing herself as the mind-controlled Am Fear was looking for her) Well I was able to get away from the Am Fear so I can concentrate on a plan to get it back in my control. Good grief, I never been so humiliated by any of the Fauna I'm respondsable for creating before. I believe I may be a little rusty in the combat department. In the meantime, I need to inform Ice Valkyrie that there is a better solution to your problems.

Penguin Village

  • (Gaia): (Through Cascadance) I have overheard Sir Tuxedo's conversation with Yakbrain, and not only did being dumped make him feel lost, but Yakbrain speculated that Valkyrie should talk this out with her former colleagues.
  • Ice Valkyrie: THAT'S WHAT I INTEND TO DO, YOU GODLY TREE-HUGGER!!
  • (Gaia): But what would they say when learning the same information that made you want to finish Eagle-Beak's long-lost position?
  • Ice Valkyrie was at a lost for words......
  • Ice Valkyrie: "..... Well, that's, assuming any of them are still alive at this point!"
  • (Gaia): "That's fair you don't know they're alive. But can you be sure they're truely dead?"
  • Rainbow Dash: "Well that dragon was stabbed in the throat, so-"
  • Pinkie: "But didn't Celestia had all those guys taken to that weird private hospital she has in the castle?"
  • Rarity: "Oh yes, she did, to treat their Pred wounds. She hasn't exactly kept us informed of what became of them."
  • Ice Valkyrie: ".... Celestia did this for them, even when they conspired against her?"
  • Applejack: "Well given how badly Pred messed them up, it wouldn't be like they'll quickly turn on her after they got better."
  • Ice Valkyrie: "..... Where, are they, now?!"
  • Fluttershy: "Well, some of the garden pets told me they went to live with Healzon the new dragon goddess now, but we don't exactly know her direction location at the moment, so-"
  • Starlight: "LET ME TRY SOMETHING?! (Ponces onto Ice Valkyrie again and goes through a new portal)!"
  • Twilight: "AW NOT AGAIN!? (Whitewood rolled her eyes in agreement)"
  • The Group followed in once more!

A tropical island was seen.

  • A reminant Mythic Slayer base was seen lying in ruins as several slayers laid in defeated piles.
  • Slayer leader: "Ugh...... How, can the Tropic Blades, fail? (Faints)."
  • Healzon was seen.
  • Healzon: "Oh don't feel too bad, even stronger Mythic Slayer groups had fell apart almost anti-climaticly quickly."
  • A remaining Pegicis pony had a macheite on stand by and looked posed to attack!
  • The Pony leaped up and charged with the blade in tow, but got slammed into by the suddenly appearing Main 7 and company!
  • BLAM?!
  • Tropic Blades Pony: "OW?! (Sees the group on top of her)....... What nonsense is this?"
  • Rarity: "Ya know, we really need to stop running into people like this."
  • Healzon saw the group!
  • Healzon: "Twilight Sparkle and friends? By the gods, it's been a long time! How'd you been?! Oh, and uh, thanks for stopping that Tropic Blades member, though I was already prepared to counter, but thanks though."
  • Tropics Blade Pony: "The Main 6!? It's bad enough you ruined Pred Judu Des, but now you aided in distrupting the Tropic Blades?!"
  • Rainbow Dash: "I'm sorry, who are you?"
  • Tropic Blades Pony: "Raspberry Juice."
  • Silence....
  • Rainbow Dash and Pinkie broke into laughter!
  • Raspberry Juice: "..... WHAT'S SO FUNNY?! AREN'T WE ALL KNOWN FOR NAMES LIKE THAT?!"
  • Applejack: "Yes, but this here is different. No offence, but, Raspberry Juice isn't a very, Mythic Creature/Being Slayery name. What exactly are ya doing with these kind of ponies anyway? You sound like ya farm Raspberries or something."
  • Raspberry Juice: I WAS going to until a Vampire-Fruit Camazotz ruined everything and killed my family.
  • Applejack: Ohhhhh, now I just feel like a rotten apple. Sorry bout that Miss.
  • Pinkie: A Cama-whatsi?
  • Applejack: They're kinda like bat men, but unsentient. They make Vampire Fruit Bats look like average rodents. Vampire Fruit Camazotz are them but anthropomorphic. But they are also quite rare.
  • Raspberry Juice: So when I killed them in rage and got my cutie mark, I became a beast slayer. So the name is just a birth name no longer needed. That's why I go by the nickname Pokeberry Juice.
  • Applejack:... You know, even though that kinda souns no less funny without proper context, that's actually a much better name. Granny almost died as a filly eatin' one of those poisonous berries. I think we can call you that.
  • Pokeberry: You'd better! You'd also better stay outta my way. This dracaina needs to die!
  • Discord: (Still a dark hag) Oh, sure, Pokey Girl! Kill the dragon with healing powers. That's not just for healing others, by the way. You'll end up being an inconvinence at best, making yourself an idiot at worse.
  • Pokeberry: Oh, really?
  • Discord: Yes, really! It's in her name. Healzon. You stab her, you'll be sorry.
  • Pokeberry: Well let's see! (She smacks the group off and goes after Healzon and stabs her but she pushes him away, takes out the knife and tosses it into the ocean, and magically heals)
  • Discord: Told you. Dragons also tend to be angry and have violent breakdowns when exposed to extreme critical pain no matter how calm they seem.
  • Spike: It's true. You should've seen Ember when Garble punched her in the face and broke her nose before she became Dragon Lord. You'd better believe she made him sorry. So as a Texan friend of ours would say, you've been messing with the bull, and now here comes the horns. (Healzon got angry and started to roar)
  • Pokeberry:... I think I just peed myself a bit.
  • Pinkie: Yep, I see the tiny puddle and no cup.
  • Spike: "At least we won't get a repeat of the lenomaide joke.... For this episode at least."
  • Twilight:..... You'd better run.
  • Pokeberry screamed and flew off!
  • Healzon charged and fighting was heard!
  • Ice Valkyrie: "Ohhhhh! Maybe that Tropic Blades member should've stuck with farming."
  • Starlight: "Understatement much?"
  • Pokeberry was tossed across the fields and back to where the Main 7 and others were.
  • Pokeberry: ".... Ow..... All I wanted was to avenge my family....... Why is she being so rough on me?"
  • Healzon landed down.
  • Healzon: "It's nothing against you personally, young one. It's because the leader of the Tropic Blades, Coco Nut, (Rainbow and Pinkie snickered), was commiting terrorist acts against the native island goblins and other islander mythics here while poaching any unsentient mythic creatures to sell to pony crime lords in the tropic rim islands."
  • Pokeberry was surprised by that....
  • Pokeberry: "..... Is that what he was doing to those creatures?! He said they were being sold for good causes?!"
  • Healzon: "His ill-conchived idea of a good cause, you mean. Those crime lords promised weapons and explosives to help harm the natives here because he was wrongly inspired by the false way of the Judu Des Clan to make Mythics afraid to bring out their worse."
  • The Leader, Coco Nut, came through hearing this!
  • Coco Nut: "Poke, don't listen to that dragon! I did it for the Tropic Blades! Those crime lords promsied me weapons and some bombs in return for native creatures!! They were willing to help our cause!"
  • Pokeberry: "..... YOU TURNED US INTO CRIMINALISTIC POACHING TERRORISTS?! I joined this group to protect people from creatures like the Vampire Cama! I DIDN'T JOINED TO COMMIT CRIMES AND TERROR?!"
  • Coco Nut: "Pokey, please, I did what was best for the ponies of the Tropic Rim!"
  • Pokeberry: "(Grabbed him by the collar) YOU DID IT FOR YOURSELF?! I'LL KILL YOU, YOU PSYCO?!"
  • Coco Nut: (He screamed like a girl and fainted)...
  • Pokeberry: Oh that's disgusting, he peed himself more than me? How much of a p***y is he?
  • Healzon: Clearly one that doesn't get involved and runs when it concerns him?
  • Spike: (Scoffs) Really?
  • Healzon: I am dead serious. He never fought once in his life and just had others do it for him.
  • Rarity: "Then WHAT was he doing leading a slayer group?!"
  • Healzon: ".... Family inherence. His great uncle died relitively recently and his will stated he had to take over, reguardless of, well, what we just seen."
  • Pokeberry:.... Well, just for that, I'm not even gonna kill him at all. He's too pathetic for that.
  • Grubber: Well, poo in an ice cream cone, we didn't need to do much, now did we?
  • Tempest: Well, we'd better get that guy to the proper authorities.
  • Pokeberry: No. Let me do it. I'm gonna turn him and myself in. Clearly you girls and the exceptional guys have different agendas, and I need to rethink my life. Sorry about the stab earlier.
  • Healzon: "Oh don't worry, I gotten used to such jabs. (Pokeberry left dragging Coco Nut)."
  • Pokeberry's voice: "I'll send the athrotives to get the rest."
  • Healzon: "..... So, Sparkle, I trust there was a reason for this unexpected but still joyious reunion?"
  • Twilight: We were hoping to see... The former Exmentals.
  • Ice Valkyrie: So I can tell them what hell I've been through as their former leader, either so they can help me protect Equestria, or to favor these sad self-destructive optimists.
  • Applejack: "Oh get over yerself."
  • Healzon:... Then you're Ice Valkyrie, birth name Arcane Squall?
  • Ice Valkyrie: Yes! Since my master Eagle-Beak has turned out to be unfit for my quest, I need help so I can take his place. I won't care if they can't do magic because my high-level magic can fix that.
  • Healzon: Sorry to say that they all suffered a virus upon infection that eliminated their magical capabilities or any chance of being fixed.
  • Ice Valkyrie: Was it Poison Blacksmith's antimagic virus? He could've brought it to use on Twilight to keep magic from being used to cure her after we cursed her.
  • Twilight: WHAT?!?
  • Ice Valkyrie: Oh come on, I didn't wanted that overcompinsating bastard to bring it because of the risks, and now I just found out he disobeyed me. It is why he is named the Poison Blacksmith, he ALWAYS wants to exspeariment on a poison he invented, the crazy bipedial bovine! When I see him, he'll be more of a vegetable than he is now.
  • Spike: You are a sad, sad mentally-unsure and non-disciplinary pony, and you have our pity.
  • Healzon: Well, indeed I have them. They volunteered to help find a cure for the virus. So far, there's no luck just like trying to cure any other kind of viral disease.
  • Fluttershy: I think I can ask Meadowbrook for that. Long story short, she's back and still as young as when she disappeared.
  • Healzon: I already met her, actually. She's currently thinking about it. In the meantime, you may see the Exmentals, but don't get your hopes up because they're not as willing to tread into danger again since Pred's actions.
  • Ice Valkyrie: Whatever, just take us there pronto!
  • Healzon: "Okay, but be warned that, they're not exactly in the best state of their lives."
  • Ice Valkyrie: Well they would've still been with me had they been fine.
  • Rarity: "Good grief."

Healzon's Valley

  • Fire Knight was seen pushing a limbless Metal Thief across the area.
  • Metal Thief: "..... (Sniffs abit weirdly) My nose itches again!"
  • Fire Knight began doing hand jestures.
  • Metal Thief: "Okay, two words..... A monkey. No, wait. Nose. Norse. Donkey! (Fire Knight face palmed and did basic jestures)..... I..... Will..... Knot...... Rat..... Euour...... Norse....... Oh stop sign-languising gibberish and scrach me nose already, Knight! (Fire Knight gave a frustraighted pitiful squeak and gave up, then proceeded to scracth the itch on Thief's nose.) Ahhhhhh. Much better mate."
  • Wind Amazon and Earth Barbarian were seen enjoying some tea.
  • Earth Barbarian was barely able to get a grib on the cup with his little toe and bigger toe.
  • Earth Barbarian: "Ughhh..... Do you remember the days when ya can use your arms perfectly?"
  • Wind Amazon: "(Working find with her bird feet holding the cup) If you mean I missed being able to fly, then you know it."
  • Earth Barbarian: "Well I miss'im for the fact that I miss having hands! This using your feet s*** like a blooming monkey is tiring! And it's worse that I'm more based on humans! Their feet ain't like monkeys' at all!"
  • Wind Amazon: "Oh just be glad you can manage something, you big baby."
  • A very elderly Water Scribe was seen over a still comatosed Poison Blacksmith.
  • The Elemental pets were seen as well.
  • Metal Thief: "(Sees Water Scribe)..... Oy, gang. Scribe's still down."
  • The others stopped what they're doing and saw this and came up to her.
  • Earth Barbarian: "Still broken up about Blacksmith, eh?"
  • Metal Thief: "Why though? He's the reason we're all like this. (Fire Knight flicked his nose) OWCH?!"
  • Water Scribe: "...... It is not Poison Blacksmith I'm worried about. As long as we can be able to cure ourselves, he is in good hands..... Is Valkyrie I'm worried about."
  • Wind Amazon: "(Deadpan) Oh. Ya mean the leader that bailed on us when she got off easily compaired to us? When's the last time we thought about her?"
  • Water Scribe: Since never. She never contacted us once since Pred eviscerated us.
  • Wind Amazon: I still can't believe what happened on the day the crazy old fuck retired! That sick bastard should be dead instead of having a new leaf. (Fire Knight got angry in agreement) Hey, knock it off, what you see is what you got.
  • Metal Thief: HE GOT STABBED IN THE THROAT, LADY!!! He can't talk no more. He even sucks at charades. At least Ice could still do magic. If that lesbian pony hadn't been that merciful, she would've been as pulverized as us.
  • Earth Barbarian: "Well at least the worse she got was a cracked horn! I lost me arms!"
  • Metal Thief: "Try arms AND LEGS, ya big oaf?!"
  • Fire Knight jestured his hands!
  • Water Scribe: "Yes fire, you don't need to remind us about your throat!"
  • Wind Amazon: "I'M A CRIPPLED HARPY?!"
  • Metal Thief: "Yeah, and the only guy with automatic knowledge for how to make a cure is now a vegitiable with fur and horns, and do we need to talk about you right now?!"
  • Water Scribe: "We have to remember what Valkyrie went through. She can't help being like this. She lost her family. She saw Eagle-Beak as a beacon of hope."
  • Metal Thief: "Hey we bought into that whole Messiah Complex crap to, AND LOOK HOW WE TURNED OUT?! We were lucky Pred and his bratty daughters didn't brought their A-Game that day!"
  • Wind Amazon: "More like that Celestia didn't held a grudge on us dispite going after her figurative daughter and had us healed in a Private Hospital."
  • Earth Barbarian: "Well compaired to what happened to us, Valkyrie got off too easy! Apart from having to wear head-gear, that horn still works as it should! The rest of us are either delimbed, muted, comatosed, or look like our grandmothers!"
  • Water Scribe: "Everyone, this only happened because we didn't moved on from Eagle-Beak sooner. What happened to us, we only have ourselves to blame."
  • Wind Amazon: "Wats, how, can you be so forgiving to Valkyrie after the state your in? After the state we're in? LET ALONE BLACKSMITH?! I mean, look at him!? Val ran away from us and never came back?! She always preaches about working togather and stand unifived to protect Equestria, and yet she runs off doing Alicorns know what?!"
  • Water Scribe: "I'm sure she didn't have a choice. She may've only left to find a comtemporary way to recover from her own loss until she can find a way to help us or realise Equestria's original path with Eagle-Beak."
  • Metal Thief: "WELL SHE AND THE WOODEN MUTT HAVE BEEN GONE FOR YEARS, SCRIBEY!! WHERE'S SHE NOW?!"
  • Water Scribe: Wherever she is, she must be suffering trying to save her homeland. It's a cold world out there, no pun intended, powers being considered, and nobody will serve her happiness on a silver platter because the world just isn't the same as Equestria. She could be clueless and hopeless and turning to a reckless mess trying to figure things out. If she ever comes back to us... I shutter to think of what had become of her.
  • Healzon landed in, getting the group's attention.
  • Healzon: Well, you five are in luck. Ice had just arrived and has a lot to tell you.
  • Metal Thief: Well, took her long enough! Isn't that just like a leader to keep her team waiting. I bet she's just as wrecked as we are at this-

Later...

  • Metal Thief: HOLY GRAIL!!!! LOOK AT THE SIZE OF THAT SCAR!!!!
  • Ice Valkyrie: Oh, gee, thanks for noticing.
  • Water Scribe: "Oh you poor thing. How did you get that scar?"
  • Ice Valkyrie: Worry about that later. Anyway, I have come because there's something I have had the misfortune to discover.
  • Wind Amazon: "And what makes you think we'll give too fucks about it after how you ditched us?"
  • Ice Valkyrie: "What? I have NOT forsaken you!"
  • Earth Barbarian: "Well, then I guess I must've imagined the years of your mysterious absince and us suffering our own personal hell then! Because I could've sworn that YOU LEFT US?!"
  • Metal Thief: "JUST WHERE THE BLOODLY ELL WERE YOU AT?!"
  • Ice Valkyrie: "That much is irrelievent now, because-"
  • Water Scripe: "Valkyrie, please, we were so confused and scared without you. And, a hint of anger for some of us."
  • Rainbow Dash: "Look, Ice Tempest, ya may as well explain yourself."
  • Trixie: "Oh we're doing the Trixie thing again but with Tempest?"
  • Rainbow Dash: "Oh yeah. We already had a Tempest Number 2 with Ironheart, who I call, Bitch Tempest."
  • Tempest: "..... Hilarious."
  • Ice Valkyrie: "Okay fine?!..... I, was with a magic studier Yak in the Frozen North who was also a prince that wanted to rule the Yaks, so I helped him stole a powerful artifact while he unknowingly was helping an anichent threat. Now this threat has betrayed him and is going to run rampent."
  • The Exmentals stared concerned.....
  • Metal Thief: "..... Is, that what you wanted to warn us about?"
  • Ice Valkyrie: "No, what I wanted to warn you about is that Eagle-Beak has lost it's touch!"
  • Exmentals but Water Scribe turned unamused.
  • Exmentals (But Water Scribe and Fire Knight for being mute): "NO SHIT, GENIUS?!"
  • Earth Barbarian: "WE ACKNOWLEDGED THAT THE PROFESSOR WAS A HACK AGES AGO?!"
  • Wind Amazon: "The Professor being out of his mind?! Been there, done that?!"
  • Metal Thief: "You talked about Equestria being threatened by a new problem, AND THAT WASN'T THE IMPOURENT NEWS?!"
  • Fire Knight started to do some hand jestures!
  • Ice Valkyrie: "Fire Knight, this is NO time for games!"
  • Water Scribe: "Actselly, he's been trying to do sign languise, and, he's trying to say very mean things about you."
  • Ice Valkyrie: "Knight?! That is VERY unbecoming of you!"
  • Wind Amazon: "That's rich coming from a bitch who ditched us for a cow?!"
  • Fluttershy: "Yakbrain's a yak."
  • Wind Amazon: "THEY'RE BOTH BOVINES, SO WHO GIVES A SHIT?!"
  • Ice Valkyrie: "Amazon, I know you tend to be very ill tempered, but that is NO excuse to cuss at a pony with high disregard!?"
  • Wind Amazon: "WELL EXCUSE-FUCKING-ME IF NOT BEING ABLE TO FLY LEFT ME FUCKING BITTER?!"
  • Earth Barbarian: "AND I HAVE TO BE LIKE A BLOODLY APE AND USE ME FEET AS HANDS?!"
  • Metal Thief: "I HAVE TO ASK A DRAGON WHO'S BAD AT CHARADES TO SCRATCH ME NOSE, ME BUM, AND ME CROTCH?!"
  • Ponies: "EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW?!"
  • Metal Thief: "WELL I CAN'T EXACTLY DO IT MESELF?!"
  • Fire Knight was doing jesturing again!
  • Water Scribe: "Oh, uh, Fire Knight isn't fond of being speechless. And, you can, clearly see that I still suffering being young at heart, old on the outside. And Blacksmith has still yet to awaken."
  • Ice Valkyrie: "Well I hope it teaches that disobedient fool from disobeying my direct orders to NOT bring that poison?! (Everyone was speechless)......"
  • Earth Barbarian: "..... Valkyrie, he meant that poison to help your crazy curse to cripple the Friendship Princess. The curse alone can't be as serious alone if soon a powerful wizard like some of the blokes in the Lougers comes around and cures her, or if Celestia and even that mistake of nature Discord can just fix her up and be like nothing happened! At least with the poison ponies would've HAD to take us seriously?!"
  • Ice Valkyrie: "The intention wasn't actselly to destroy her flight THAT perimently! IT WAS TO SCARE THEM TO BE PROACTIVE AFTER HAVING A CRIPPLED PRINCESS PERIOD, FOR ONLY A CERTAIN TIME?! THEN CELESTIA WOULD'VE HAD TO ACCEPT EAGLE-BEAK BACK, SO HE COULD BE THE ONE TO FIX HER?!"
  • Wind Amazon: 'Wha, wha, YOU MEAN THAT SHIT WAS JUST TO GET THE PROFESSOR BACK HERE?!"
  • Ice Valkyrie: "Not just that, it was still an aim to punish sparkle for her betrayal?!"
  • Metal Thief: "But otherwise, ALL THAT SHIT WAS JUST TO GET THAT CRAZY OLD GRIFFIN BACK?!"
  • Ice Valkyrie: "WHAT ELSE DID YOU ALL THINK I HAD TO GAIN FROM CRIPPLING A PRINCESS?!"
  • Water Scribe: "We, assumed, we were simply gonna get Equestria into being abit like what Eagle-Beak envisoned, but only us."
  • Ice Valkyrie: "That was then, this is now, Scribe. Now we can get Equestria Proactive again by ourselves! We can unite togather and defeat the Yakotaur!"
  • Exmentals (But Fire Knight): "THE YAKOTAUR?!"
  • Metal Thief: "Wait, which Yakotaur?"
  • Tempest: "The one of Legend."
  • Exmentals: "THAT YAKOTAUR?!"
  • Water Scribe: "...... Valkyrie, you..... You helped a threat like that?"
  • Ice Valkyrie: "But not knowingly at first. Neither I or Yakbrain knew who he really us until long after we taken the staff from the Midgard Serpent-"
  • Exmentals: "THE MIDGARD SERPENT?!"
  • Metal Thief: "YA MEAN THAT SHIT ABOUT A GIANT SNAKE COVERING UP THE ENTIRE WORLD IS REAL?!"
  • Ice Valkyrie: "Look, it was because Yakbrain promised that when he is in power, he could've brought back Eagle-Beak-"
  • Water Scribe: "(Finally gets stern) Valkyrie?! As misguided and confused as he is morally, not even the Professor would pardon these reckless actions!?"
  • Ice Valkyrie: "The Professor has lost sight of everything!"
  • Water Scribe: "Well you have mimiced him well, because that can be true about you?!"
  • Ice Valkyrie was hurt from that.....
  • Ice Valkyrie: "..... Scribe, why?"
  • Water Scribe: "...... Valkyrie, out of the others that were quick to forsaken you, I was the only one who was loyal to you! But out of sympathy! Your loss of your family touched and broken my heart, it broken all of our hearts, and it lead to all of us to end up take the Professor more seriously then we should've. And now look at us. Look at you. You were lucky the Element of Loyalty failed to destroy that horn of yours! Out of all of us, your left to still do magic! We no longer can't at the moment, or even after we cure ourselves, might never again. We needed you when we were at our most vulerable! And, and where were you? Working for some Yak Prince and provoking the Midgard Serpent to destroy the world because you stolen from him, to unknowingly help a very threat Eagle-Beak would've sworn to protect Equestria from!?"
  • Ice Valkyrie: "Scribe, please, I wanted to help you all, but you were badly damaged, and, I was worried you all wouldn't make it. Pred Judu Des damaged you all so greatly. I had hoped that when the staff was contained, I could've used it to fix you all."
  • Wind Amazon: "FUNNY HOW THAT WORKED OUT?!"
  • Ice Valkyrie: "Please, your my only hope now! I am struggling combating sparkle and the Storm King's jailbait as it is! I would have no chance against the Yakotaur on my own!"
  • Water Scribe: "Then how, did you think, we felt, when you ran away and never came back for us? (Ice Valkyrie was hurted more from that) You were OUR only hope when Eagle Beak was defeated because we weren't there to defend him! We thought you could've kept us safe from those that would punish us for these sins we commited! (She is at a state where she would cry if she had any water left)...... You of all people should know, how I hate being wrong about something! (Cries tearlessly as she zoomed off!)"
  • Ice Valkyrie: "Scribe, wait! (Water Scribe was too far away)...... Thief, Barbarian, Knight, Amazon, please, I, I didn't know! I had no way of knowing! (The Remaining Exmentals left in bitterness) No?! Please! Come back! We're a team! We're Eagle-Beak's elite! We're friends?!"
  • The Exmentals never paid her mind and went on......
  • Ice Valkyrie: "....... They...... They were my friends......."
  • Tempest: "...... How did you think the Penguin felt when you deserted him?"
  • Ice Valkyrie realised how badly she turned on Sir Tuxedo, the first other sympathiser in a long time since the Exmentals to care for her.....
  • Ice Valkyrie: "...... Tux..... No..... What...... Whiewood..... What have I done.... (Falls onto Whitewood who embraced her, giving her a hug and sympathic pats while moaning sadly as Ice Valkyrie began to cry)....."
  • Pinkie: "..... This isn't very happy at all."
  • Twilight: "Don't worry. This is part of the healing..... Albeit the rough part."
  • Ice Valkyrie: "It's, it's all my fault, Whitewood..... All I wanted was for Equestria to be safe...... For Tragity to be avoided..... But, all I did, was made one..... Like how..... Eagle-Beak did..... (Cries)...."
  • Midgard Serpent's voice (In only Valkyrie can hear): "A pity it is liked this."
  • Ice Valkyrie got scared, and looked up to see Whitewood's head replaced with the Midgard Serpent's!
  • Ice Valkyrie screamed and pushed away from "Whitewood" and fell on her back in a panic!
  • The Midgard Serpenet: "In attempt to persue a pointless goal, you have lost more then you had aimed to gain."
  • Ice Valkyrie: "You, you, how are you able to do this?! What have you done to Whitewood- (Looks in Abject horror and saw that the Main 7 and others had the Midgard Serpent's head as well) AGGGAHAAAAAAAAAAAAA?!"
  • Midgard Serpents: "(Unison) Tecnecally, nothing. I am contacting you through our minds. I am using very powerful and anichent mental spells to make you see my tortured image in those you have seen. I am contacting you to basicly say, I was right."
  • Ice Valkyrie: "About-, about what?!"
  • Midgard Serpents: "Everything! I knew that stupid blowhard hot-aired Yak would only end up serving a worser evil! I have not mistaken the Yakotaur's stench one bit?! I should know! I had his staff for countless years?! I never mistake a stink?! And I certainly never mistaken an outcome at least 99% of the time?! And now, I am MORE then upset that I may never see that staff again?!"
  • Ice Valkyrie: "Please, I'll, I'll get that staff back?!"
  • Midgard Serpents: "Actselly, I aim to alter the deal?! I had desided world dstruction was too intense?! So how's about, if I don't get the staff back..... I'll settle for you, becoming my slave?!"
  • Ice Valkyrie: "WHAT!?"
  • Midgard Serpents: "I was too aware how the heroes amusingly are attempting me to try and offer a serious threat to me! So, I devised a deterent! If I don't have neither you or the Staff, then, I will HAVE to break the world then?!"
  • Ice Valkyrie: "But you said-"
  • Midgard Serpents: "I never said it was off the table, I merely desided to make thing interested, because I have so much to gain from this?! Best cases scenario, I would finally have company other then those Pananians, or even that they would FINALLY put me out of my misery!? Surely this stunt will free me from the torture with the end of my life?!"
  • Ice Valyrie: "You gave us that staff because you WANTED to be punished?!"
  • Midgard Serpents: "Mortals call it, "A Death Wish"! This is a kingpin deal?! I would either at least get someone worth talking to and have my fun with, or the sweet release of death?! I look forword to it either way! (Laughs)!"
  • Ice Valkyrie: "YOU SAD DELUDED AMORAL BEAST?! YOU ARE COMPLETELY OUT OF YOUR MIND?!"
  • The Midgard Serpent-Headed figures began to close in as Ice Valkyrie got more scared! She closed her eyes in fear!
  • Twilight's voice: "VALKYRIE, VALKYRIE, WAKE UP?!"
  • Ice Valkyrie woke up in a cold sweat as everything was back to normal!
  • Twilight: "You looked like you were under a very powerful and anichent form of Mental Attack."
  • Ice Valkyrie: "..... It was the Midgard Serpent. That crazed titan of a Jörmungandr planned this all along, because he wants to be destroyed in retailiation by you all?! But at the same time, if he doesn't get that or the staff back, he'll take me?!"
  • Grubber: "Well how is he gonna do that?!"
  • Ice Valkyrie: "Pananian refugees that depend on him will serve his bidding for their surviveal! They escaped the Storm Clan's cruelty and wanted to avoid being as corrupt at they! The Midgard Serpent, must've promised some form of magical protection from that corruption."
  • Applejack: "Land sakes. How much pain is that creature in if he litterally wants to die?!"
  • Ice Valkyrie: "We NEED, to get that staff?!"
  • Healzon: "And we will. But first, you need to reconsile with your friends."
  • Ice Valkyrie: "..... Are you serious?! They hate me?! And the Midgard Serpent is watching?! He has eyes everywhere?!"
  • Rarity: "Oh don't worry. You'll be safe from any unfortunate servents of that broken serpent with us around."
  • Tempest: "Espeically with me. I fought with and alongside Panans. I know all their strenghs and weaknesses and how to exploit it. What you need to concern yourself with, is not the Midgard Serpent, NOR the Yakotaur. It's the other Exmentals."
  • Ice Valkyrie: "..... How am I suppose to earn their forgiveness if they, even Water Scribe, the only one who showed kindess to me in my return until a certain point, all hate me?"
  • Twilight: "It's not that they hate you. They're just upset that you were gone for so long and never came back."
  • Spike: "They were in pain and needed comfert. They were likely hurt that you were't there when they needed you. They felt.... Abandoned...."
  • Ice Valkyrie: "I never had an intention to forsaken them, I-"
  • Tempest: Well, you made it look that way, so it's going to be on you.
  • Fluttershy: Yes. We'll get the staff and deal with Yakotaur. You need to clear up your own problems.
  • Ice Valyrie: "I.... I realise this, but, how can I when even Scribe has given up on me?"
  • Healzon: "I'll help you cool their tempers and get them into a listening mood. Scribe is obviously the more reasonable of the bunch. I'll have a talk with her and work my way up with the others from there."
  • Ice Valkyrie: "What about the Midgard Serpent and Panans that worship him?! He obviously knows where I am!"
  • Rainbow Dash: "Oh would you relax?! Yeesh. I actselly liked you better then you were still crazy, cause at least you were brave! Now suddenly your worse then Fluttershy! (To Fluttershy) No offence."
  • Fluttershy: "None taken because I'm for once with you all the way. This is pushing it even for me."
  • Applejack: "But in all seriousness, I know them Panan folks are bold if the Storm King's any exsample of that, but even they wouldn't dare tick off a Dragon God."
  • Ice Valkyrie: "I seen these Panans, they are VERY well equipped! They were able to keep an anichent city from being turned into ruins! They build a wall to block out a cave's enterence! And compaired to the Midgard Serpent, a dragon god with healing powers is as intimidating as the baby dragon!"
  • Spike: "HEY!"
  • Grubber: "Hey, it's not like it's inaccreate. Panans are netouriously fearless. I should know, I had to serve one. I was only a second-in-command because the last one dumped Storm King. A dragon is more of a challenge than a threat to any Panan."
  • Healzon: "Don't worry. I befriended some of the native fauna here. I'll have them keep watch of unfamiler persons. These are safe lands."
  • Twilight: Good. Now we must get moving. I can only imagine the hardships the others are going through right now.
  • The Group left as Ice Valkyrie sighed in regret of everything......

Chapter 6: Heroes Move Into Action/Ice Valkyrie's Heart Melts/Fight For The Yaklands

Yakcon Capital, The Yakotaur's Quarters

  • The Room was seen as an utter mess as the heroes were still scearhing.
  • Yona: Find anything?
  • Mantis Yak: "This place wouldn't be such a freaking mess if we found something already?!"
  • Pervis Yak: "All I found was a bunch of boring books! One of them looked creepy and belonged to a guy named "Yakhalla" or whatever."
  • Bubbha Yak: "PERVIS?! (Grabs the Book) You dumb idjit?! This could be impourent!"
  • Pervis Yak: "But I though we was looking up the Yakotaur, not some guy named Yakhalla."
  • Yona: "..... Yakhalla was the Yakotaur's original name before he could've went corrupt!"
  • Earl Yak: "Oh, well, in that case, good job being a useFUL idjit, Pervis!"
  • Pervis Yak: "Oh thanks Earl!"
  • Shifu Yak: "Allow me to read it. (Opens up the book)......."

Flashback

  • Voice: "Dear journel.... I just discovered the horrorable truth about my existence. My minotaur father and yak mother...... Only had me to be a conguror.... I was beyond devastated that I was only a means to a personal end..... So..... I ran away from home. I came to a recently deserted village, to seek out a sighting of a soul witch being there.... The one by the name, of Vulturoni. A harpy."
  • A Younger Vulturoni was seen sterring a couldron.
  • Yakhalla, a less grosume looking Yakotaur, came forth.
  • Yakhalla: "...... Are you, the soul witch Vulturoni?"
  • Vulturoni: "Nahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, I'm with the temp agency!"
  • Yakhalla: "..... Please soul witch, no jokes! I came here to seek your aide!"
  • Vulturoni: "Okay, but keep in mind I'm still relatively new at this craft. I was barely able to get those Norse zombies under my control. Those freaks kept trying to eat my pretty little head!"
  • Yakhalla: "What you are capable of now is more than enough, I'm desperate! I discovered that my parents only value me as a weapon against the Pure and Innocent ponies than an actual son! I need your help with this! What can I do?"
  • Vulturoni: "..... Buddy, do I look like a family psychiatrist?"
  • Yakhalla: "Please, I'll take everything! I would surrender my soul to you if you can help me make become greater then beyond what my parents want of me!"
  • Vulturoni poundered this......
  • Vulturoni: "...... You said your folks wanted you to be a conguror, right?"
  • Yakhalla: "Yes, but, I don't."
  • Vulturoni: "Then don't be. Don't be the conguror, THEY want! Be your own man! Prove to them that they made a mistake only seeing you as a meal ticket to glory! Prove to be beyond their control!"
  • Yakhalla: ".... Then I'll do this by taking control of the Yak people, and control Equestria AND the world in my own terms! I will become a great and devisis king who will make sure all threats are cancelled out before they can begin!"
  • Vulturoni: "Then do I have a treat for you. I was able to imprison an angry yak spirit to power a once worthless piece of Panan weaponry into a real warlord's staff. With it, you'll LITTERALLY become a new Yakotaur."
  • Yakhalla: "I'll gladly give up my soul for-"
  • Vulturoni: "Hold it! Keep in mind that I struggled getting that bad tempered beast into the thing to begin with! One soul ain't enough to combinsate. Besides, I already have two better souls for payment in mind. Your ungrateful parents. See, I'm kinda due to pay Woeus a tribute, and I bet he would LOVE to have those two to have company with! He usually has poor social skills, being the Alicorn of Fear, so you can guess that he's not exactly Mr. Popular."
  • Yakhalla was conflicted.....
  • Yakhalla: "..... Must I really give up the two respondsable for my birth, for this utopia?"
  • Vulturoni: "Hey come on big guy, you said so yourself. They only value you as a weapon against those cutsy equines! You were a means of conquest for them. They were not real parents. They were more like your creators. And as the creation, it's time to revolt. (Pulls out the staff) You want your utopia to happen, right? (The Staff glowed in eerie shadows)....."
  • ???: Do it! This is your only chance!
  • Yakhalla:... (His eyes became the red eyes they are now as he slowly grabbed and held the staff)... I am no longer Yakhalla... Now there's only... THE YAKOTAUR!!
  • Vulturoni:... But that's what you technically are.
  • Yakotaur: Not A Yakotaur. THE Yakotaur!
  • Vulturoni:... I like it already.

Present

  • Shifu Yak:... Well this must be where he got all this power.
  • Thunderclap Yak: Sounds like we need to have a talk with this Vulturoni girl's descendants.
  • ???: No need! (The Pillars arrived)
  • Starswirl: We already got the information. Vulturoni is still alive thanks to an immortality spell. She told us about this 'Masishasura' concern.
  • Mistmane: And it may be far worse than we anticipated. This Masishasura is none other than the infamous Breckenridge.
  • Gilda/Trixie Yaks: That crazy Yak tall tale? He's real?
  • Flash Magnus: As real as any other things you deemed not the case.
  • Capper Yak: Oh, do tell.
  • Starswirl: He-
  • Po Yak: Uh, guys? The Yak Legion is coming back. (They saw the airships in the sky)
  • Somnambula: Then there is no time to explain. We must leave before-
  • ???: Before I catch you? (Yakotaur teleported in and levitated his journal)... Have you no shame about looking into one's private journal? I believe socities consider it, rude! Looks like you need to be taught a lesson. Especially you, little Yona! But first.... Take off those magical yak disguises, we all know your not yaks! (He transforms everyone back to normal)
  • Mantis: ".... Well, at least we're back to normal."
  • Yakotaur: "Well enjot the convince of normalcy while you can. (Legion Soldiers were seen behind him) Because the reign of Yakbrain became very brief. Now comes the reign of The Yakotaur...."
  • Po: ".... You totally betrayed that blowhard, did you?"
  • Yakotaur: "Oh don't act surrpised. What did you expected from a prisoner of Tartarus? Actual co-operation with that hot-aired walking fur coat? Besides, it would've been hypcritical to work with any desendents of the Yak who litterally punched me to Tartarus! Now, he was nice to work with while it lasted and had a purpose, but trust me, he would've gotten VERY annoying to work with, fast. So maybe it would be for the best he just becomes another soldier in the ranks. He could use some toughening up in his phathic life."
  • Sparx: Not cool, dude! That guy was the reason you have that stick back!
  • Yakotaur: "And I am still grateful of it..... I just have a bad hapit of, being fickle. A downside of being influenced by dark magic, really. Can't be helped."
  • Spyro: What did you do to the Crystal Empire? WHERE'S OUR FRIENDS?!
  • Yakotaur: Oh don't worry, it's still in one piece, albeit their rulers have been drained of magic along with any creditable threat, having recaptured the Yakyakistan clan, and right now Gaia Everfree is playing cat and mouse with an Am Fear. As for the other half of the Lougers, oh don't worry, alot of them weren't serious threats so I didn't really bother with them. Minus, a magical cat that I believe, one of you greatly cared for..... (Gazelle was shocked)...... Oh don't worry, she's still alvie.... Ish. She basicly just got sucked into the staff due to her immortality being connected to her magic, and, well..... At least the spirit Vulturoni captured won't be so loney anymore. As for you bunch? I'm afraid I can't afford the same generosity now that you reckindised my secret. You shall not be leaving this place, alive.
  • Po: WATCH US! (Yakotaur trapped them in a red magical field).... Oh, right..... Magic dude.
  • Yakotaur: (Sarcasticly) Impressive. VERY impressive.
  • Starswirl: You must stop this at once!
  • Yakotaur: I'm afraid I can't do that. This is what I was born for. It's what my "Parents" wanted me to be! So I may as well be the monster they wanted, even if it costed them!
  • Rockhoof: You do not understand! You are not in control. You are being manipulated by a Masishasura. And not just any Masishasura, but Breckenridge.
  • Yakotaur: (His eyes flared)... Me? Processed by a gypsy hating yak who got too inside and fell to his death like an imbacile? Don't be absurd. He's just a myth, and an actual myth. (Breckenridge was heard chuckling in his head)
  • Meadowbrook: Brecken's true fate may've been fabrecated to make it easier to tell to children. But that's not the point. The truth of your condition is about as valid as how our 'deaths' were fabricated. It is too unbelievable for all involved in him and his family's execution to simply commit suicide. They had to have been murdered.
  • Flash Magnus: And who else would do it but Breckenridge? There's no denying that he's controlling you. You have to fight it.
  • Yakotaur: "Doing that would mean that I would be a failure to my parents eyes!"
  • Gazelle: "Not nessersarly to you as you are now, we mean Yakhalla!"
  • The Yakotaur was suddenly momentarly surpressing a sudden heart-attack!
  • The Yakotaur: "(After maintaining control) DON'T SAY THAT NAME?! THAT NAME IS ASSUSIATED WITH FAILURE?! AND MY PARENTS WOULDN'T HAVE HAD ME IF I WAS A FAILURE?!"
  • Mantis: "Dude, you'll have to come to terms that your parents were d***s?!"
  • Rockhoof: "And Vulturoni wasn't any better for you! She's why your stuck in this un-naterol physique!"
  • The Yakotaur: "EVEN WITHOUT THIS BODY, EQUESTRIA WOULD ONLY SEE A MONSTER ANYWAY?! THE YAKS WITHOUT MY INFLUENCE SURELY DO?!"
  • Starswirl: "A lot of what you are saying is only the words of negative feelings amplified by this dark magic! It is safe to assume that your only a corruptive outsider-shell of the real Yakhalla!"
  • The Yakotaur had another heart attack!
  • The Yakotaur: "STOP THAT?! SOLDIERS?! GET THESE INTERLOPERS OUT OF MY SIGHT?! I'LL DEAL WITH THEM AFTER I INEDITABLY CONTEND WITH WHAT IS LEFT?!"
  • (Pang Bing): "(As his staff started to get a conflicting glow) You will not capture them so easily, you by-product of a cruel past?!"
  • The Yakotaur: "WHAT?! THE CAT WAS ABLE TO STILL BE AWAKE?! IMPOSSABLE?! YOU, SHOULD BE IN STATIS?!"
  • (Pang Bing): "Initionally, I was. But the moment your true name kept being spoken, it allowed me to wake up. Now, I will make using your magic difficult!"
  • The Yakotaur: "UGGGHH?! WELL THAT'S AN OBVIOUS BUG THAT WITCH FORGOT TO LOOK OVER!! Then again, she was relitively new at this when she started out. I'll be sure to visit that buzzard woman once I succeed in what I do?!"
  • (Pang Bing): "Not on my watch, YAKHALLA?!"
  • The Yakotaur had another heart attack as he lost focus that it started to effect the red sheild that trapped the Heroes.
  • The Yakotaur: "I, REALLY NEED, TO CORRECT THAT WEAKNESS?!"
  • (Pang Bing): Not when I take that away. (The staff became depowered)... It's over, Yakhalla!
  • Yakotaur: (He had the biggest heart attack as the field wore out and freed the heroes, but his red eyes flared again)...
  • Spyro: What's happening?
  • ???: THAT IS ALL YOU WILL DO, YOU FOOLISH MORTALS!!! (The Yakotaur became redder and with demonic red flaming eyes)... I WILL NOT LET YOU RUIN ALL MY WORK! (Pang was heard screaming back into silence)!
  • Gazelle: "PANG?!"
  • ???: Oh don't worry yet, you disgusting pests! I only gave her a stronger statis spell! So don't expect to relie on her again should the Yakotaur regain conjustusness.
  • Starswirl:... Breckenridge!
  • Breckenridge: This is as far as I can take your antics! You almost destroyed my only chance to get revenge on all yaks for what they did to my family and take over the world.
  • Ryan: Were you supposed to be a yak?
  • Breckenridge: WAS! But not anymore. I will not leave until my unfinished business is finished. And that is to help Yakotaur get his goals to help mine. My own people shunned and murdered me and my entire family, and they haven't been made to pay for what they've done!
  • Merlin: "They only did that because you and your kin were mindlessly going after gypsies in alou to Judge Frollo!"
  • Archimedes: And even then, it obviously only made you worse! YOU KILLED ALL THE GUYS WHO DID IT!!
  • Breckenridge: Not all! I was stopped!

Flashback

  • (Breckenridge): After I killed those present and involved, I learned that they had been a bad influence to the now-outdated ways of other lands and yak colonies. Back then it was called a cruel existence and it needed to be cleansed. And given it was everywhere, the only way to truly take revenge was to take over everything. But before I could... (He was seen being imprisoned by a Panan sorcerer in the staff)

Present

  • Starswirl: "So, Vulturoni lied about capturing you."
  • Breckenridge: Make no mistake about me, she did re-captured me after accsidenly freeing me like an idiot, but mainly to avoid attracting attention to her. She just desided to leave THAT part out, the accursed soul witch! I'll deal with her NEXT once I am done with my desried plans! But besides the point. I have laid dormant in that staff until I drove that Panan to insanity and then death, and found my way into that harpy con artist-turned-then amatur Soul Witch's wings, and finally to Yakotaur, my true host. One born to pursue my goal was the perfect opportunity to make it happen. It doesn't matter if that cruel way of life is gone, the fact it existed at all and likely ruined so many and created evil like the Storm Clan is an unacceptable offense. This world MUST be punished!
  • Tigress: Not if we can help it!
  • Breckenridge: (He cackled wildly) You think so? Well I already have a plan. I saw your plan by watching Gaia. You want to use the magic pools that are the source of all magic in this universe to petrify and/or pureify the Midgard Serpent and reseal the world again using this staff and the Crystal Empire as a catalyst. A brave and noble jesture, but thanks to me being involved now, a risky gambit. Well, that gets a guy like me thinking, if I got access to that kind of power, I could get the best leverage this world has to offer.
  • Starswirl:... No! You don't mean...
  • Breckenridge: Like what the Yakotaur had planned, I shall gain control of that Midgard Serpent and use him to keep you misfits from interfering with my goals.
  • Dodger: ARE YOU INSANE?!
  • Breckenridge: Your asking that to the cursed spirit of a yak who was greatly wrong?
  • Dodger: "..... MORE THEN ALREADY?!"
  • Breckenridge:  Perhaps I am if it comes to that. But I must not fail. We still have 23 hours before he makes his threat known. It's more than enough time to get the power to put him under my control. In fact... (He absorbs the magic of the magic users and gets stronger, yelling in a similar fashion to Tirek)
  • Gazelle: Nooo!! (Her Uniter Blade darkened with lack of power).... But, Kingdom Hearts power is beyond magic!
  • Breckenridge: But it is SUB-MAGIC! And even then, I have become strong enough, that even your fancy toy was not safe from me?! I'd love to stay and chat, but I have work to do. Boys? Take care of them. (He left as the Yak Legionnaires surrounded them)
  • Yakotaur: (He went back to normal)... I'm going to assumed the spirit took care of them for me. Cause I feel even stronger then I ampisipated. That was invigorating. Those fools had no idea who they're up against. But now it's time to find that power and take that Serpent! (He cackled and walked away as he was watched by Cascadance)

Gaia's Location

  • Gaia: Oh, no! (The Am Fear smashed her hiding place and roared bumping it's chest like a gorilla as she retreated) Cascadance, get back to the ponies! (Cascadance flew away and magically disappeared)

Mane 7's Location

  • Ice Valkyrie sat down sadly as Whitewood comferted her again.
  • Healzon came over with the Main 7 and co.
  • Healzon: "Ice Valkyrie, I talked with the other Exmentals, and, they have considered wanting to hear you out, but warned that they will not be patient with any self-rightiousness and any love for Eagle-Beak's deludtions of grandur."
  • Ice Valkyrie: ".... I promise you. I have just as much left Eagle-Beak's dream as he himself did. I'm ready to make proper amends.... I just want to set things right."
  • Healzon: Then good luck in there. (She entered to see the others)
  • Water Scribe: Well... We're waiting!
  • Ice Valkyrie:... (Sighs)... I didn't want to believe it, but since I couldn't find you, I had assumed you died.
  • Earth Barbarian: "Well to be fair, we were attacked by Pred, so-
  • Ice Valkyrie: Let me finish. I was on my own with only Whitewood to accompany me. I swore revenge on those who let that happen to you. I searched the globe looking for help. I started with your hometowns and homelands and not only did they not know where you were, but... They refused to help me make Equestria safer.
  • Wind Amazon: "Well it's not like Equestria is a freaking poverish down on it's luck land. In fact, it's almost a few steps shy to being a freaking utopia. It can also pretty much fight it's own battles, so, they delined help not out of lack of caring for Equestria, individual feelings not included, but because.... How can they help in what Equestria can already do well enough on it's own?"
  • Ice Valkyrie: But it doesn't change how painful it was to go through Then every other land turned me down. Hope was lost to me. I wasn't doing this for just myself... I was doing it for you. I wanted Equestria to not suffer a quick downfall and every single land were only to themselves. I became convinced that Equestria was on it's own...
  • Metal Thief: "Well like Amazon said, it could mostly be because Equestria normally handles things itself, what exactly were other lands suppose to do?"
  • Ice Valkyrie: And then I had to escape Equestria when the Storm King attacked. I was lost... Until me and Whitewood found Yakyakistan, where I served Yakbrain for having a similar situation to mine ever since.... Storm King destroyed my family.... That's why I looked up to Eagle-Beak and wanted desperately to make Equestria safer. I blamed Twilight for letting it happen by not listening to us, and I blamed Tempest for betraying our race and leading that disgrace of a Panan here. I didn't abandon you... I wanted to make you proud.
  • Wind Amazon: "Well ya did a crap job at it."
  • Metal Thief: "Yup, it ended poorly!"
  • Earth Barbarin: "I don't recall abandonment being something to be proud off."
  • Water Scribe: "(Look as if she was losing her grudge) Hear her out, everyone. At least she's giving out due answers."
  • Ice Valkyrie: Look, I'm sorry I let you guys down. But times are tough and I went through a lot of s*** just trying to find you and get help. After Twilight and Pred ruined us, I didn't know what to do. There wasn't one moment since then where I didn't think about you or anyone else I lost. It haunts you like a repressed memory and turns you desperate. Do you have ANY idea how it felt every day I was out of Equestria where I had my hopes dashed even when things start to go right? Did you cry yourself to sleep every night thinking about how inevitably doomed to end because it's against you? When I returned home to hope for the best that things would turn out better... Then Storm King happened. I didn't want to lose anything else. If I had let myself go back to that feeling of hopelessness... Then I could've been gone. I would've been convinced that Equestria was doomed.
  • Water Scribe: "Valkyrie, the impourent thing is that Equestria has survived. It has met and dealt with things that make the Storm King look like the bad tempered man-child that he is. It has recovered all the same regaurdless of any damage."
  • Wind Amazon: "And besides, the Storm King's toast. And that clan of his are likely too shocked or too demoralised or don't actselly give a fuck to enact any revenge any time soon."
  • Ice Valkyrie: That, is what worries me?! Have you even SEEN how the defenses are there? The princesses are easy to beat, the royal guard sucks eggplants, and the magical prodigies fail too many times.
  • Metal Thief: "Oh nobody's perfect, love!"
  • Water Scribe: "Valkyrie, the impourent thing now is that these problems had been resloved at all, vs. evil triumpthing."
  • Wind Amazon: "Yeah, Ice. You act as if we're that other United Universe that had an Act of Villains or some crap."
  • Ice Valkyrie: Please, hear me out before you deemed me a paranoid fool. We all know how talking down to them about it turned out, so I got desperate for just ONE speck of hope!... But again... All it lead to was, nothing.... After seeing you turn against me... I was finally at rock bottom.... I feel now there's nothing left. That... Everything will one day fall apart and take us along with it....
  • Water Scribe: "Ice, please, grief is the worse then to let dominate you-"
  • Ice Valkyrie: I love you like the family I never had... After I lost my parents....... So I just felt like the last of what I ever cared about... Has gone. It was my last breaking point.... I... All that I had left to live for... Is gone.... I'm finally defeated.... (She starts sobbing)... Nothing I do can make a difference.... I have broken so much of myself... Trying to get the point of proactive independence... But nobody understands.
  • It finally gets to the others.
  • Metal Thief: "Hey, come now puppet, easy with the water works."
  • Wind Amazon: "Ice, it is REALLY weird seeing you cry, and it's making me feel weird!"
  • Earth Barbarian: "Oh no, I hate seeing a pony cry. It gives ya a hug to make it feel better kinda feeling!"
  • Water Scribe: "Valkyrie, it's okay, all it matters now is that we're there for you. (Fire Knight did a heart jesture to deminstraight kinder feelings)."
  • Ice Valkyrie: That's not the problem! *Sob*... They just focus on themselves blindly until inevitability takes it's course.... They... It's like they wanted to kill themselves. It was like talking to babies! They don't understand how serious this is... That they just want to have threats like the Storm Clan destroy them.... Including... Including me!... I... (She finally cries and manifests an icicle)... I DON'T WANT EVERYTHING WE EXIST AND LIVE, JUST TO DIE!!! (Cries)... They don't even need me, now do they?... Well... Well, I'm done!... If I can't make a difference... THEN WHY SHOULD I STICK AROUND ANY LONGER?!?...
  • Water Scribe:... Oh Valkyrie.......
  • Wind Amazon:... You're scared of being insignificant and for Equestria to be so as well because it wasn't part of the Alicorn Gods' plan.... You want Equestria to be better than it is and you feel like it'll never happen.... And thus we were never meant to be.
  • Ice Valkyrie: YES!!! I NEVER ACCOMPLISHED ANYTHING!!! I NEVER MADE A SINGLE DIFFERENCE LIKE MY PARENTS DID!!!... I WANTED TO FIND A PURPOSE AND I FIGURED... (She cries)... I FIGURED THAT MAKING EQUESTRIA GREATER WAS THE KEY!... BUT NOW I'M BACK TO BEING NOTHING!... EAGLE-BEAK FAILED... WE FAILED... AND I FAILED! I FAILED AS A SAVIOR!! EVERY ONE OF MY FAMILY IS EITHER INJURED OR DEAD!!... WHY SHOULD I BE AROUND IF I CAN'T DO ANYTHING RIGHT?!
  • Wind Amazon:...
  • Earth Barbarian:...
  • Fire Knight:...
  • Metal Thief:...
  • Water Scribe:... I... I'm so sorry. We ended up delivering a fatal blow to you.... Because we didn't get the full chance to know you. You were lost before you met us. You met us before you met Eagle-Beak. We were like the only true company to you... And seeing us leave was your final hope falling.
  • Wind Amazon:... Ice... We had been in similar positions as yours. Why do you think we enrolled in Eagle-Beak's class together?... He told us the same thing we likely could've. It was a disappointment to learn his identical views were not what he intended.... We thought we were useless, too. We cared for you because as the leader, you took this more seriously than us... But maybe a little too much.
  • Ice Valkyrie:... Really?
  • Metal Thief: "Aw come on, ya didn't seriously thought we were seriously against ya, did ya?"
  • Earth Barbarian: "..... Look, we all kinda wanted the same thing. For the world to be less shittier. Even if the Professor wasn't in his right mind or had a poor way to do it, that doesn't mean we should just quit on that."
  • Water Scribe: "Valkyrie, if your parents were still here, they would've want you to start doing the right thing and make amends for all mistakes."
  • Ice Valkyrie: I don't exactly know how at this point given how much the world hates me now.
  • (Gaia): (Through an appearing Cascadance) Well you can start by learning from the masters. I come with bad news. Breckenridge the Masishasura is involved in Yakotaur's corruption and has stepped up his game. He's captured the Yakcon team's magic power including Gazelle's and is about to use it to get more power and just enough to mind-control the Midgard Serpent as the ultimate leverage.
  • Ice Valkyrie: WHAT?! IS HE MORE INSANE THAN HE IS NOW?! The Midgard is waiting!!! He wants either me or the staff!! If he walks straight to the Sea of Clouds, he'll be walking into a trap!!
  • (Gaia): If we make sure he isn't that powerful, then he will be.
  • Ice Valkyrie:... You sure such a crazy plan will work?
  • (Gaia): Given how much stronger Yakotaur has become, it's by far our only shot. You'll have to trust me on this one. Go tell the others to meet back up with Mystic at my oasis and be ready for him! This is war!
  • Ice Valkyrie:... (She looks at her friends and takes a deep breath)... I'll try my best. (She left)
  • Earth Barbarian: "Now hold up! (Ice Valkyrie stopped to look at them)...... You ain't thinking of going after something like the Yakotaur and risk notice of the Midgard Serpent without us, are you?"
  • Ice Valkyrie: "..... What?"
  • Water Scribe: "Ice Valkyrie, we're a team, and if the Yakotaur and the Midgard Serpent are your problems, then they are our problems as well."
  • Metal Thief: "Yeah! I ain't gonna let some giant reptialian worm turn you into a patsy!"
  • Wind Amazon: "And don't bother bringing up the obvious like our handy-caps! So what I can't fly, Thief's a limbless stub, Fire Knight's voiceless, Barb being litterally de-armed, and Scribe looking like her grandmother at this point? Unless we're in a coma like Blacksmith, I see no serious reason why we can't help! I'm done being on the sidelines wondering about what your doing with the stakes being high! You need help, Ice! And there's nothing you can say or do, short of magical cheap-shots, to make us do otherwise!"
  • Fire Knight did a brave soldier salute!
  • Ice Valkyrie: "You could barely even defend yourselves physically, never mind the loss of magic! Your hardly even a threat to Yakbrain!"
  • Earth Barbarian: "So what I can't make earthquakes with magic anymore? I'm still a bloodly giant?! Sure, I'm only taller then a Skyrim Giant, but I can still wreck shit if I wanted to!"
  • Metal Thief: "And I wasn't called "Metal Thief" for nothing! Before Eagle-Beak, I know a millin ways before thrusday on how to break into even the most secure of places! And Knight's still a dragon, even without fire he can do serious damage!"
  • Fire Knight nodded in agreement.
  • Wind Amazon: "Kiddo, my wings may be bust, but I am still light on my feet! I'm to slick for any buddy to get their mits on!"
  • Water Scribe: "I'm still young on the inside, so I'm still the best thinker of the team. Also, being small has it's uses as well. What need is a leader."
  • Coughing was heard as everyone looked to see Poison Blacksmith has waken.
  • Poison Blacksmith: "(Coughs), Oy, guys, I had had the worse nightmare ever, that Pred Judu Des killed us and Ice ended up helping a monster ruin Equestria over it- (Sees what has transpired)...... Ohhhhhhhhhhhh..... So..... Not a dream then?"
  • Water Scribe: Blacksmith, you awaken!"
  • Poison Blacksmith: "I only went unconjustus for a bit! (Sees his surroundings)..... Where are we anyway?"
  • Ice Valkyrie: "..... You don't even know, do you?"
  • Poison Blacksmith: "(Coughs abit), Bout what?"
  • Ice Valkyrie: "...... Pois, I know about the poison you wanted to use against the Princes I had EXPRESSINGLY FORBID!"
  • Poison Blacksmith: "Aw crappers! Look, I know it wasn't apart of the plan, but I figured Celestia would've been able to remove the curse since she's pretty powerful as a god, so I figured of making a negagen to keep the curse uncureable! I only meant it to make sure we meant business! Otherwise, just doing the curse naked would make us more like nuisences at best! Also, come on, you know how I want to test out the toxins I make, I'm all about exspearimenting and-"
  • Ice Valkyrie: The whole point of making a poison is to make sure it doesn't backfire on us. And it did. I knew that and you ignored me. What do you have to say for yourself?
  • Poison Blacksmith: ".... Backfired? How can that happen?"
  • Wind Amazon: "Remember Pred?"
  • Poison Blacksmith:... UGGGGHHHH, THE WOUNDS GOT INFECTED WITH THE DAMN POISON, DIDN'T IT?!?
  • Ice Valkyrie: Bingo. Now their ailments and yours can't be fixed with magic.
  • Poison Blacksmith: "..... How long, was I out?"
  • Ice Valkyrie: Nearly 5 years. It's almost Hearth's Warming.
  • Poison Blacksmith: Awww, f***, ooohhh, I won't hear the end of this.
  • Ice Valkyrie: But at least you're awake. Now, you guys want to help? Well who am I to say no? I'll tell the others while you guys fill in PB on the situation. (She left)...
  • Poison Blacksmith: "...... I missed out on alot of crazy shit, did I?"
  • Metal Thief: "Bloodly understatement, mate."

Mane 7's Location

  • Starlight: WHAT?!
  • Ice Valkyrie: Yeah, so, we may need to prevent him from getting too powerful and we can stop him.
  • Rainbow Dash: Oh, that's just splendid! Breckenridge from that little fable is involved and wants to use the Midgard Serpent to get us to back off.
  • Twilight: And now we're in more danger then ever.
  • Rarity:... Alright, let's not panic. (Her Inside Out-style feelings were seen going crazy in panic)
  • Joy Rarity: WE'RE ALL GONNA DAAA-HAA-HAA-HAA-HAAAAAAAAIIIIEEEEEEE!!!
  • Spike: (As Rarity stood in a derp)... Is she okay?
  • Applejack: I think her drama queen side is goin' bonkers again.
  • Pinkie: I got this. (She put a specific outfit on her and brought out a mirror)
  • Tempest: "Miss Pie, what exactly are you even doing-"
  • Rarity: (She screamed so loud upon seeing herself it could be heard by the Am Fear) WHAT A HIDEOUS OUTFIT!!! GET IT OFF, GET IT OFF, GET IT OOO-HOO-HOO-HOOOOOOFF!!!! (She tore it off and stomped on it)... Never... Speak... Of this, again!
  • Applejack: Don't exactly need to since it's something you'd end up getting into and everypony knows that.
  • Rarity: Ugh! Now what were we talking about again?
  • Starlight: Breckenridge is going to mind-control the Midgard Serpent?
  • Rarity:...
  • Applejack: Don't do it again, please!
  • Twilight: We need to meet back up with the others.
  • Ice Valkyrie: Wherever they are, they'll need all the help they can get given what they've likely been through.
  • Rainbow Dash: Let's just hope they're not being drama queens like Rarity about it.
  • Rarity: HEY!!
  • Rainbow Dash: Oh, drop it, you know it's true and that's why bronies love you... Among a few other things.
  • Rarity: Hey, at least I'm not as crazy as them with my meltdowns. I wouldn't expect them to be like-

Later...

  • Sparx: (Repeats literally all of Rarity's drama queen lines)
  • Rarity: "Oh, you have got to be kidding me."
  • Boss Wolf: Oh, will you stop Rarity-ing yourself?
  • Tai: Yeah, we can still beat Breckenridge.
  • Icky: "But how?! Pang Bing got sucked up and Gazelle's out of commission?! Those two are our usual best trump cards?! And pretty much the strongest lougers and/or involved others got captured! We stand no chance!"
  • Shining: "Well, remember how the Yakotaur was beaten? We just need a member of Rutherford's clan to beat him."
  • Icky: "OF WHICH THEY CAPTURED!?"
  • Shining: "...... Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh."
  • Ice Valkyrie: You're at least lucky to have somepony who knows around his forces since she was once with them.
  • Cadence:... Eh, she makes a good point. We still have a higher edge.
  • Discord: Hello, you have a reality-warping Draconequus with you.
  • Ice Valkyrie: Yes, but since Tuxedo knew that, Breckenridge might as well and could've kept that from being an issue.
  • Discord: DAMN! I never considered that!
  • Tempest: That's why you have clever thinkers. You may be smart, but not smart enough to win or dodge.
  • Discord: Oh, don't be a prick! (Tempest blasted Discord around the world twice and back!)..... (Gets an Austin Powers face) Oh behave, baby!
  • Icky: "Hey, you're the one being a wiseass here!"
  • Discord: I'm Discord! Get used to it.
  • Tempest: Well we need to rescue Prince Rutherford.
  • Cinch: "But that would mean having to travel to the Yakland capital, and in thanks to the Yakotaur, it's hostile terratory now. Any advancement will be halted before it can start!"
  • Skipper: We'll think of something!
  • Cinch: Well I won't wait to see the steam coming out of your ears, because we're short on time if you hadn't noticed.
  • Shenzi: Rome wasn't built in a day, lady! We just need enough time to think!
  • Cinch: "Well can't you at least exsellerate that thought process?! Let's not forget that the Midgard Serpent has set a VERY strict deadline for that staff's return?!"
  • Iago: Well it would go faster if you didn't bitch at us like that. (Mushu slaps him) Not sure if I deserved that. But seriously, how do we stop a guy so hopped up on OP that he'll be able to take control of a big snake?
  • Patrick: Oh, it's hopeless! He outsmarted us. Brick-Bridge could expect and anticipate even a mental illusion. Unless we had the power of those silly universe magic pools, we're not even a brick wall to Brick-Bridge.
  • Twilight:... Quickly, to Gaia's place!
  • Patrick:... I don't see where you're going with this.
  • Ice Valkyrie:... Were you dropped as an infant?
  • Water Scribe: ARCANE SQUALL!!!
  • Ice Valkyrie: OH COME ON, SCRIBE, IT'S AN HONEST QUESTION?!
  • Starlight: Guys, this is no time for screwing around! We must get to Gaia's place.
  • Patrick: (As they left) Seriously, where are you going with this?
  • Mr. Krabs: "Would you come on! (Grabs Patrick by the head and drags him)"
  • Cinch: "...... And villains...... Lost, to them?"
  • Shining: "I'm actselly surprised people never say it's embarrising to be SAVED by them."
  • Candence: "It's called being grateful, dear."

Meanwhile...

  • Starswirl: (The others were imprisoned in the dungeon)... Well this is humiliating.
  • Sparx: That we all got depowered by unexpected fate? Get in line, Beardo! (Mantis slaps him) Not sure if I deserved that one.
  • Lord Shen: "Gazelle, I can't believe you allowed yourself to be easily defeated by that brute! YOU BATTLED FOES THAT COULD WALK CIRCLES AOUND HIM AND YET THIS BRTUE GOT THE BEST OF YOU?!"
  • Boss Wolf: "Yeah, WAY to pull a Celestia on us, Gazzy!"
  • Gazelle was depressed...
  • Shrek: ".... I think you being a wee bit hard here, Shen."
  • Gazelle: "It's not the loss I'm depressed about..... It's Pang Bing...... I failed to protect her...... Like with Bellwether......"
  • Donkey: "Hey now, it's not your fault, it's the Yakotaur's for desiding he was gonna be a cheater cheater pumpkin eater!"
  • Puss: But you could've handled him, seniorita.
  • Gazelle: I could've, had it not been for the fact he caught me off guard with Pang.
  • Po: Look, Gazelle, don't be down on yourself. We'll get Pang back.
  • Somnambula: But now we must think about getting out of here.
  • Mistmane: It won't be that easy without magic I'm afraid.
  • Sparx: Daaaaaahhh, magic schmagic! We don't need the unexplainable glittered s*** to win. Cynder can turn into her Avatar form and burst through the- (Realizes what he was saying)...... Poop!
  • Kowalski: Not certain it would work anyway. This cell is tightly built so that smashing through it would cause a cave-in. Without magic, we'd be trapped.
  • Skipper: Well Kowalski, you have any bright ideas?
  • Kowalski: None that I can see. B.O.B could slip through the bars, but this is the most heavily guarded part of the dungeon. He'd be paralyzed before he could get the keys.
  • Skipper: In other words...?
  • Kowalski: I'm out of ideas, my brain is disappointed and probably contemplating suicide.
  • Sam: Which means you'd be contemplating it?
  • Kowalski: Tch, freaking smartass.
  • Max: We're Sam and Max, Freelance Police. It's what we do best. Just like Geico, you gotta do what you gotta do. You be a cocky ambitious yet illiterate penguin scientist, and you penguins be so dumb you can't even recognize you're already in Shanghai until you male yourself to the same place.
  • Skipper: Oh you had to bring THAT up!
  • Sam: But perhaps we can bring an idea to the table.
  • Marty: Then serve us the treat and hope we savor it.
  • Sam: What if we just wait for the others to find us and save us? It's Cliché #Whatever that heroes don't always stay locked up even if they don't try.
  • Alex: So you're saying we hope for a miracle?
  • Sam: Not along those lines, but miracle works just as good.
  • Alex: Oh, killer plan, Sam! Karma's too fickle to just have the others crash in to our rescue even as I trigger it.
  • Max: Eh, we thought the same thing once, too, really.
  • Tito: Well if they coming, they better hurry. These bars are killin' mah teeth, man! (He was biting the bars)
  • Dodger: Tito, what makes you think you can gnaw your way through the bars?
  • Tito: Franky said to make myself useful the best way I can, man, so I figured I bite s*** and hope it works itself out. (Francis chuckled until the heroes looked at him)
  • Kaa:... I really prefer the miracle. In fact, I'll do the honors: It's not like they'll come barging in to save us!...... Ahem, I SAID 'IT'S NOT LIKE THEY'LL COME BARGING IN TO SAVE US!!!'......
  • Earl: Boy, karma ain't your bitch, so don't expect that saying it ironically will save ya.
  • Pervis: "Well shoot, we're screwed unless a dumb guard with a cute overly nice dog done shows up."
  • Bubbha: "Don't be stupid Pervis, what're even the odds of that ever happening-" (The other heroes came in plowing through and being lead by Ice Valkyrie and Whitewood)
  • Earl:... I think you and karma need to see other people.
  • Bubbha: (In Looney Tunes fashion) AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH SHADDAP!! (Normally) Besides, it STILL ain't a dumb guard and a cute puppy with too much trust in him!
  • Earl: "Fair point."
  • Lefou: Well whoop-de-doof! The weak Lodgers have to save the strong ones from a screw-up! Just kidding, by the way, we got the gist of Yakky-Takky-Tauri's OP.
  • Gazelle: Well good to see you all, too!
  • Rarity: Now we must find Rutherford and get out of here. We have a plan.
  • Spyro: I sure hope so. Yakotaur and Breckenridge really got the jump on us.
  • The Heroes ran off but Yona, who stayed with her silluetted parents.
  • Spyro: (He came back to ask Yona to come along, but stops)... I suppose that this is as far as you can go.
  • Yona: Yes. I've already helped enough anyway. I hope we can meet again someday.
  • Spyro: Me, too.... Take care of yourself, Yona. (He left as Yona smiled)

Hallway

  • Thunderclap: "Ya know, I have alot of itching questions, like, how did you get here quickly, and, is the Ice Pony on our side now?"
  • Ice Valkyrie: "Whitewood is able to pandimentionally teleport and yes, I saw the error of my ways now!"
  • Thunderclap: "Okay, second question, how did you get passed the guards?"
  • Ice Valkyrie: "Your asking an ice-powered equestrian pony how she got through such? (Some Guards were seen frozen, others more comedicly)"
  • Po: ".... Oh. Well DOI!"
  • Thunderclap: "And now here's this question: What do we do now?"
  • Shifu: "Obviously we find Rutherford and see if we can restore his confidence so he can stand up to the Yakotaur!"
  • Commander Yak-Crack landed in with a giant mace!
  • Commander Yak-Crack: "HALT, IN THE NAME OF THE YAK LEGION?! YOU ALIENS ARE GOING BACK IN YOUR CAGES WITH YOUR NEW FRIENDS?!"
  • Pinkie: "Tecnecally, we known them for a long while now, so-"
  • Starlight: "Not what he meant by that, Pinkie."
  • Commander Yak-Crack: "You surpassed the rest, now must faced the best.... And that's me?! COMMANDER, YAK-CRACK?!"
  • Ed bursted into loud laughter!
  • Commander Yak-Crack: "..... HEY, WHAT'S SO FUNNY?!"
  • Icky: "(Laughs), Dude, your name, is a littleral butt-joke. I mean, how cruel, were your parents for naming you that, I mean-"
  • Commander Yak-Crack: "DON'T, YOU, DARE BESMIRCH ME PARENTS?! THEY BOTH DIED TO SNOWYFISH?!"
  • Applejack: "(Quietly) They're like Jellyfish, but fer snow."
  • Commander Yak-Crack: "They were stung harshly by the blighters during a bloom! My brother became too much of a drunkern to be the intended legion commander, so I have to step up!"
  • Icky: "..... Ohhhhhhhhh. Sorry about that, for both the crack at your folks AND the name."
  • Commander Yak-Crack: "I already was gonna be a problem to you rotters, but now you gave me a more personal reason to go after you!"
  • Lord Shen: "You should know that the Re-Educator is the Yakotaur!"
  • Commander Yak-Crack was seen to be under the influence of the Yakotaur.
  • Gazelle: "He's under the Yakotaur's spell. He won't be able to be reasoned with for the time being."
  • Rainbow Dash: "Then it's time to him a Rainbow of Pain! (Charges at Yak-Crack with full force only to be stopped cartoonishly in her tracks when she struck)... Ow! (She fell with a bruised hoof) OWOWOWOWOOOOWWWWW!!! (She was grabbed by Yak-Crack and grappled around multiple times and thrown right back to the others)... How... In the HELL... CAN HE RESIST THAT?!?"
  • Yak-Crack: I wasn't among the best Legionnaires for nothing. I'm made of steel.
  • Pinkie: You're an automaton? Ohhhhhh! So life-like!
  • Yak-Crack: IT'S METAPHORICAL, YOU IDIOT!!!
  • Rainbow Dash: DON'T YOU EVER CALL PINKIE AN IDIOT!!!
  • Yak-Crack: Make me! Oh wait, you can't! You're not getting past me.
  • SpongeBob: Well we'll find a way to break you, right, Sandy?
  • Sandy: Darn tootin! (They all attacked but in DBZA fashion it only resulted in 10 seconds of weak punches and slap sounds until getting pummeled into a daze by Yak-Crack)... Okay, is he an automaton or isn't he, because ain't no way he's a yak to handle all that!
  • Lurleane: "Well either that or he's a very fit piece of beef."
  • Icky: "I'm gonna have to go with the throey that he's so ripped and fit, it may as well be LIKE he's made of actual steel."
  • Yak-Crack: Well sometimes an early gluttonous lifestyle can have it's upsides. Just ask that panda fatty over there!
  • Po: I'd be offended if that wasn't so true.
  • Yak-Crack: So no matter what, you won't get past me in a million years!
  • Patrick:... So will we get by you then? I'm pretty sure we're immortal by cartoon standards-
  • Yak-Crack: OH MY FRIGGIN GODS, IT'S LIKE YOU DON'T KNOW S*** ABOT WHAT FIGURATIVE SPEECH IS!!!
  • Squidward: Believe me, you mountain of beef, he doesn't know s*** about his own s*** quite frankly.
  • Yak-Crack:... You are a sad bunch of dysfunctional misfitted retards... And you have my pity. That's why I'll put you out of your misery.
  • SpongeBob: Pal, we're happy being alive AND together. So do whatever you want to us, but you'll only get embarrassed trying.
  • Yak-Crack: "Tch, is that suppose to be a sucker's bet?"
  • Kolwalski: "In a way, yes, and you're the sucker! Rico, you have permission to turn off all sense of decency." (Rico hacked out two chainsaws cackling)
  • Yak-Crack:... I'M NOT TAKING A CHANCE LIKE THAT!!! I'M OUT OF HERE!!!!! (He ran away like a coward and fell in a clumsy embarrassing manner)
  • Lefou: P***y! Ain't that just like a tough being afraid of being messed up!
  • Icky: "Would you stay to fight a penguin with chainsaws?"
  • Lefou: "..... Good point."
  • Viper: "Also, to give him credit, he was at least smart enough to reckinidse that fighting a deadly situation would reduse him to mincemeat."
  • Capper: Well that's what we're going to be if we stand here. Let's go!

Yak Holding Area

  • The Yakyakistanies were seen being held here, as well as Yakbrain and Sir Tuxedo.
  • Yakbrain: "..... This is all my fault, Tuxedo. All I wanted was for my people to not be stupid. I didn't wanted this."
  • Sir Tuxedo: "...... You think Karma was cruel to you? I sympathsed with someone who was only out for herself and a confused soul's idealogity. Whether or not she would succeed against Sparkle and friends, she would not come back for us either way."
  • Yakbrain: "Oh don't be too upset. She always ranting on how Equestrians should relie and serve themselves. I actselly would've been surprised if she DID cared about us. I mean come now, she WAS at best a mercenary and a freelancer. A bounty hunter if I would dare say."
  • Sir Tuxedo: "No surprise you don't understand her?! It's fine if you saw this coming a thoundson miles away, but I didn't!? I felt sorry for Valkyrie, and to discover that she was only in this mess for her own desires?..... Who can I trust anymore?"
  • Yakbrain: "..... Now you know how I felt about discovering too late about how I did stupidly trusted the Yakotaur...... Some intelligent Yak I turned out to be......"
  • Sir Tuxedo: "Oh, come now sir, he was clearly dechiving you and acting mysterious, you couldn't realised it sooner."
  • Yakbrain: "That's about it! It's like what I was told...... Intellect, wasn't the same as wistom...... I mistakenly played the devil's advocate in trying to bring Yaks to a better and civilised socity. Instead..... Like with the blasted Am Fear...... I only served to bring my people trouble..... I ruined more then I tried to fix...... I wish that snow serpent had eaten me..... Then all this would've never occured."
  • Sir Tuxedo: "Oh please sir, apart from mistakenly trusting literally the last ever figure for your goals, the desire of getting Yaks onto the path of being an intelligent civilisation is over all still a good thing."
  • Yakbrain: "WELL MAYBE IF MY FATHER HADN'T REJECTED ME AND SHUTTED ME OUT EVERY TIME I TRIED TO OFFER EVEN THE MOST MINE-UTE OF SUGGESTIONS, MAYBE I WOULDN'T'VE BEEN SO QUICK TO ACCEPT A DARK FIGURE'S ADVICE?!"
  • The Yakyakistanies all look at Yakkity Yak, who nerviously chuckles......
  • Sir Tuxedo: "Well, to be fair, being intelligent was what lead to the Yakotaur's creation to begin with."
  • Yakbrain: "INTELLIGENCE DIDN'T CREATED THE YAKOTAUR, NEEDLESS DESIRES FOR CONQUEST DID?!"
  • Sir Tuxedo: "Well, being intelligent, made them arragant and question the idea of ponies being the domenant spieces of the world, ergo, intellect, brought them to the desire of conquest."
  • Yakbrain: "......... That still doesn't mean that being intelligent is respondsable for that monster!"
  • Sir Tuxedo: "Maybe not initionally, intelligence and blinded hubris, without humility, always tends to lead to unpredictable results..... The Yakotaur..... Was one of them..... I mean..... Consider the Yakotaur's parents..... They both were intelligent sorts."
  • Yakbrain: ".... Tux, where are you going with this?"
  • Sit Tuxedo: "But, without humility...... They only saw the Yakotaur as a weapon, a means to an end, then an actual living thing.... And, how, did you think that left him felt?"
  • Yakbrain: "...... That his existence is meaningless otherwise?"
  • Sir Tuxedo: "Precisely."
  • Yakbrain: ".... Tux, him having miserable parents doesn't pardon what he has done! He was the reason why Yaks began to act so moronic to begin with!"
  • Sir Tuxedo: Well, that doesn't mean he doesn't deserve a chance. Based on what the legend, he was corrupted by a spirit after all.
  • Yakbrain: True, but he let himself be manipulated like that. He was the one that soughted out the soul witch that gave him that accursed thing to begin with.
  • Sir Tuxedo: Well, I wouldn't call him any different then on how you soughted that same nasty stick for the Yakotaur and basicly rented it from the Midgard Serpent with the price of litterally this world's continued existence!
  • Yakbrain:...... Does it even matter? Whether the Midgard Serpent destroys the world or somehow ends up falling to the Yakotaur's control, the world of Equestria's done for either way.
  • Sir Tuxedo: Of course it does. Life may not always have a straight forword answer to whether or not it has a meaning or not and that existence is truely meaningless, but it's still worth living. If not, then just have a good run before it ends. So I sympathize with Yakotaur for being born of a poor society because it's where I came from. My family weren't very pleasant and I was treated nastily for it. I failed to make a name for myself before our exile to the south.
  • Yakbrain:... Indeed a pity. Why do you stick around here again?
  • Tuxedo: Take your pick. Maybe I wanted to make a difference. Maybe I didn't like my family. Maybe I was a rogue.
  • Yakbrain: I see.
  • Sir Tuxedo: So what now?
  • Yakbrain: "Well, best case scenario, dispite how badly that Yakotaur humiliated those outsider aliens, they would find a way to still operate a rescue. Worse case..... Again, either Raganrok by Giant Angry Snake, or a foreseeable dystopian world under the Yakotaur's uprising. Take, your, pick."
  • Sir Tuxedo: "Sir, you don't nessersarly know that, they have been through worse."
  • Yakbrain: "He abosrbed their magic cat and basicly even managed to cripple that space messiah of theres! Let alone the rest of the misfits actselly capable to be a creditable threat! And whether or not we yet to know the fate of Ice Valkyrie and the Mane 7, whether one side wins or loses, it won't matter. The Yakotaur will just take their magic too as well. All thanks to that staff!"
  • Sir Tuxedo: ".... Forgive me for sounding like a blind optimist to you, but I rather have faith in the misfits and, even the ponies, then just sit here with gloom and doom."
  • Two Warden Yaks look offended.
  • Warden 1: "Hey, what was that for? We're great company!"
  • Warden 2: "Don't knock us till you try us, birdy!"
  • Sir Tuxedo: "Oh, no offence gentlemen, I meant the abstract concepts of gloom and doom."
  • Warden 1: "Well word that better next time, fish eater!"
  • Warden 2: "(Laughs), Good one, Gloom."
  • Gloom: "Thanks Doom."
  • Yakbrain: "..... You know, you two have very unfortunate names."
  • Gloom: "Hey, it's still an improvement from our dumber younger brothers, Rum and Bum."
  • Sir Tuxedo: "Wait, your the Dum Twins older siblings?"
  • Doom: "Yeah. What's it to ya?"
  • Sir Tuxedo: "But, your not twin-like at all?"
  • Gloom: "Me and Doom were born seperately, then Ma had twins by the time we were kids."
  • Yakbrain: ".... Well why didn't I had you two and not the Dum Twins?"
  • Doom: "Oh, because WE weren't embarisments to our family name that kept mocking Yak-Crack's name!"
  • Yakbrain: ".... I take it back with what I said about your names, THAT, is a very unfortunate name."
  • Gloom: "Well try not to say that to the Commander. He's very sensitive about people making false judgements about his parents, even more so when they died during a Snowyfish bloom. Rum and Dum just couldn't stop laughing at the damn name, so they got booted to the Yakyakistan Colony and, well, I guess they ended up with you."
  • Yakbrain: "..... Well, at least I now know why they always act so, immature."
  • Sir Tuxedo: "Ya know, I notice the Dum Twins never had really said anything."
  • Gloom: "Oh, that's because they were taken to be re-educated first by the Re-Educater. They'll be real yaks soon enough."
  • Yakbrain: "Look, gentlemen, surely after over-hearing our conversation, you have to realise that he's the Yakotaur."
  • The Duo were seen under the enfluence and stared unconvinced.
  • Sir Tuxedo: ".... It's no use sir. The poor brutes are under his spell too. They won't be able to believe us."
  • Yakbrain: I wouldn't be the smartest yak in Yakyakistan if I didn't consider that. I have other ways to convince them.
  • Sir Tuxedo: Hmm?
  • Yakbrain: Just watch. It's time to redeem my intelligence. You two? Why do you think it's hard to believe such a thing in a society like this?
  • Gloom:... Because Tartarus has beefed up security since it's previous escapees? Wow does it sound weird for a bovine to say 'beef'!
  • Yakbrain: Well Tartarus has done it multiple times and people still escape. So again, why is it hard to believe?
  • Gloom:... I- (The curse flickered briefly for him and Doom) Even if he could escape, anyone wouldn't be fooled and deduce his plan and identity in time.
  • Yakbrain: Yes, but if his targets and associates were too stupid or desperate to think? Yakotaur is known for his cunning and intelligence. Answer the question, if you please!
  • Doom: (The curse flickered crazily)... IT'S STILL IMPOSSIBLE TO US FOR HIM TO GET THIS FAR!!
  • Yakbrain: Oh? Then who do you think you've been serving this whole time if it wasn't me or the Legion?
  • Doom: (As the curse continued flickering) WE, WE'VE BEEN... WE HAVE BEEN SERVING YOU!! WAIT, NO WE- THAT'S NOT RIGHT!!
  • Gloom: WHO HAVE WE BEEN SERVING THIS WHOLE TIME?! WHO- (The curse went insane and was eventually died out freeing the two)...
  • Tuxedo:... Nice move, sir.
  • Yakbrain: "Brillient, is it not?"
  • Gloom: "We..... We were serving, the Yakotaur.... (The duo faint)."
  • Sir Tuxedo: "..... Well, good news is, they are now free. The bad news is-"
  • Yakbrain: "I have already seen it for myself, Tuxedo. Now, let's try to look for something to wake these imbaciles up."
  • Tuxedo: Eh, I don't think you need to.
  • Yakbrain: Why?
  • Ice Valkyrie: (The heroes arrived) Because we need your help.... I need your help.
  • Tuxedo:... And why should we listen to you after what you did?
  • Ice Valkyrie: Why don't you ask the misfit army behind me?
  • Sir Tuxedo: "Please be serious."
  • Ice Valkyrie: "Oh, AHEM! I see. I meant to say..... It's because it's what friends do. Tux, I'm sorry for abandoning you like that. I kept to realise that I have forgotten myself as much as Eagle-Beak had. I want to make it right."
  • Sir Tuxedo: "..... Well, it's not a perfect apology, but.... It is still sincere. Besides, being grudgeful is most unhealthy, so, I'm glad to have this resolved."
  • Starswirl: It was impressive you managed to destroy Yakotaur's hold on these two.
  • Gilda: No doubt you can do it again.
  • Twilight: Indeed. We only came to rescue you because Ice here wanted to fix a mistake and we needed answers where Rutherford is... But we actually might have a greater use for you. That is if you're willing to cooperate with us.
  • Yakbrain:... (Sighs) It's not like I have anything better to do. Besides, I always fine these dungruins rather dreary, so, I may as well.
  • Pinkie: "But wait! Where is Rutherford, let alone your Yak friends?"
  • Yakbrain: "Likely the Yakotaur took Rutherford with those two to the re-education chambers. But I worry he doesn't want to re-educate Rutherford given our family's legion. More like he wants to make sure Rutherford can't fight back either way. I worry that beast would aim to destroy his fighting spirit."
  • Patrick: "HE'S GONNA DESTROY HIS SOUL?!"
  • Yakbrain: "..... I meant, demoralise him, idiot."
  • Patrick: Ohhhh!
  • Yakbrain: Let me warn you right now that idiocy is intolerable to me. I've had to put up with it for too long, it was why I got us in this mess in the first place. If you want my help, you'll have to quit that idiocy!
  • Squidward: You're seriously asking an idiot to not be an idiot?
  • Tigress: I'm afraid that's not possible.
  • Yakbrain: It's either that or you can save the day without me.
  • Twilight: Yakbrain, this is your mess!
  • Yakbrain: And I will fix it, with or without your help. As soon as these two wake up, we'll be on our way.
  • Ice Valkyrie: But you're a pacifist!
  • Yakbrain: Yes, but I have Gloom and Doom as my intermediate fighters. They're basicly Rum and Bum's superior older brothers. So you want to earn our trust again? Prove it!
  • Ice Valkyrie: Two yaks aren't enough!
  • Yakbrain: Neither are a handful of leftover magic users. With or without Valkyrie, the Yakotaur will finish you all off quite quickly.
  • Ice Valkyrie: Okay, it's this stubbornness that caused me to betray Tuxedo! Call me racist, but.... Of all the races of this world, you yaks have to be the most stubborn!
  • Yakbrain: I would if I didn't agree. It's technically true. But I'm simply saying I have grown intolerant to idiocy since I lived with them. You can split up again.
  • Spyro: This is our final stand. We need to stick together on this one. You don't like idiots? That's your fault. Either you deal with it for once in your life and get the strength you need to set things right, or continue being as stubborn as the rest of the yaks and get yourself killed in a battle you can't win by yourselves.
  • Ice Valkyrie: They're right! So it's your choice. You have a chance to redeem yourself and be taken seriously again. If not, you can be brainwashed by the Yakotaur no matter how much help you have and push away.
  • Yakbrain: ".... My intolerence to stupidity, stems beyond the typical acts of stupidity like being poor at math or other nonsense..... It's because how my own kind thrusted me into the same pit as a Snow Serpent and nearly allowed me to be killed."
  • Twilight: "The intention was to make you fearless like how Yaks tend to be."
  • Yakbrain: "WELL THEY NEVER STOPPED AND ASKED ME IF I HAD A SERPENT PHOBIA AFTER THE GIRL THAT I LOVED, DIED TO A FROST-BITE VIPER BITE?!"
  • Rarity: ".... Well, okay, I admit that it was REALLY ill-advised to send a yak with a fear for snakes in an arena with a snake in it-"
  • Yakbrain: "EVEN MORE SO, THAT IT WAS DONE WITH ME AND RUTHERFORD WERE STILL CALFS?!"
  • Icky: "Well tecnecally, it wasn't any different to how Hiccup's clan making their young fight dragons at their teens Pre-Toothless."
  • Yakbrain: "But that's it! At least that clan waited until they were teenagers?! With yaks, calfs are made to fight snow creatures of the worse calibar before we began to speak as misguided trails of fearlessness?! Even with safety procautions in an event of a dishastor, DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW RECKLESS IT IS TO TREAT THE YOUNG GENERATION LIKE THAT?! I, I was scarred for life on how I was almost eaten by that Snow Serpent! How would you feel if ponies or your other various races did THAT to their young and made them fight beasts for some ill-conchived desires for bravery?!"
  • Fluttershy: "Actselly, Pred might sympathise with you there. When he was young, his parents made him fight feralised dragons to make him a proper slayer."
  • Yakbrain: "And you see how illogical and barbaric it is?! What if such a feralised dragon or other beast killed him?! An intelligent socity would never accept the practices of endangering children before deadly beasts?!"
  • Ice Valkyrie: Well as true as that may be-
  • Yakbrain: My Gods, you're still defending them?! Why don't you defend extremeist fanatics while you're at it?!
  • Applejack: Now that there, that's just uncalled for!
  • Yakbrain: Is it?
  • Spyro: Okay we're wasting time with this argument. Yakbrain, it's time to get over it. The past is in the past. Just stop trying to prolong this conversation. It serves no purpose anymore. The least you can do is be wise and help us set things right. So either pay your dues, or get left behind!
  • Yakbrain: "..... No, amount, of self-rightious nonsense, NOR any offering of a redeeming path, is going to make me assusiate with idiots on a personal level! It's my way, or the highway!"
  • Icky: ".... Welp, guess it's time for a road trip then. (The group left, though Ice Valkyrie stayed to free Sir Tuxedo but closed the cage back on Yakbrain)"
  • Sir Tuxedo: "Sorry Yakbrain, but, I resign as your servent. I may as well start being Ice Valkyrie's personal butler."
  • Yakbrain: "Duh, dah, DON'T YOU DARE LEAVE ME, YOU LOUTS?! I THOUGHT YOU ADMIRED HOW I DE-CORRUPTED THOSE NIMNODS?!"
  • Bubbha: "Eh, your bad attatude made it plumb unworth it. Besides, the Yakotaur could've rendered you useless anyways, should we eventually encouter him and make ya more stupid then Pervis."
  • Spyro: "But ultamately, the situation's too dire to waste time trying to find a compromise with someone who just can't let go of his past. We have no desire to make you forgive the concept of idiocy, nor the mistake of your clan. It just would've been nice if you desided to let go of your crutch..... Guess you can't. (The group left)....."
  • Yakbrain: "...... WELL FINE?! SEE IF I CARE?! I,  I DON'T NEED ANY.... Of you..... (Coils up and laid down in self-defeat)......."
  • The Yakyakistanies all look at eachother in shame, espeically Yakkity Yak......
  • Yakkity Yak: "....... Son Yakbrain?"
  • Yakbrain: "NOT NOW, FATHER?! I'M TRYING TO SELF-LOUTHE HERE?!"
  • Yakkity Yak: "..... Son Yakbrain...... Me did not know, you were sad about Yakina about Frost-Bite Viper bite. Me, had no idea about you being scared of snakes."
  • Yakbrain: "WELL IF IT WASN'T OBVIOUS TO YOU THEN, IT ONLY PROVES MY POINT HOW IDIOTIC YAKS WERE?! IS IT HARD TO GUESS WHY I MISTAKENLY TRUSTED THE YAKOTAUR?! HE OFFERED ME A CHANCE TO DE-DUMB THE SPIECES?! I COULDN'T STAND THE IDEA OF YOU FOOLS THROWING OUR FUTURE GENERATIONS INTO THE SAME PITS AS MONSTERS AND HOSTILE FAUNA?! IT WAS SICK, IT WAS BARBARIC, IT, IT, WAS CRUEL?! ALL I EVER WANTED WAS OUR SOCITY TO NOT BE A MODERN EQUILENT TO PREHISTORIC SAVAGES?! WAS IT TOO MUCH TO ASK?!"
  • Yakkity Yak: "..... Son Rutherford was right about me......"
  • Yakbrain: "OH IT'S ALWAYS ABOUT RUTHERFORD, THE PROGITY IDIOT-........ Pardon?"
  • Yakkity Yak: "..... Son Yakbrain, me only reject smarty ideas because me didn't want Yaks to be like yaks who wanted to congure Ponies. Me meant to keep yaks safe. To keep Equestria safe."
  • Yakbrain: "WELL HAVEN'T YOU NOTICED THAT THE TREND OF DUMB YAKS HAS BEEN DYING DOWN LATELY?!"
  • Yakkity Yak: "...... That be because, it was Yakkity Yak's Hearth Warming Present to you."
  • Yakbrain: "Don't patronise me, you dumb-...... Ox?"
  • Yakkity Yak: "..... Celestia's idea. She said that it best way to make you happy. Me didn't realise that, Yakotaur of Legend be involved...."
  • Yakbrain: "..... I don't understand. (Gets up)...... I thought you hated the idea of Yaks being intelligent because your afraid we would end up going back to our conquesting roots if we did! It's..... It's why you condemned me to be a trade establisher."
  • Yakkity Yak: Me did that because our family were rebels. Rogues. Ones who made friends with ponies until other Yaks had us driven out by threatening to declare war on ponies. Yaks had no choice. Never saw ponies for hundreds of moons because of it. We left to protect ourselves and ponies. We dumb because we didn't wish to attract attention to more unfortunate history. We became dumb, to save them, and us. Thing is, me ended up being too dumb to realise that Yak race no want to congure anymore with Yak Queen gone. We ended up staying to dumb tradition too much to point of no return.
  • Yakbrain:... And you didn't tell me because it could've attracted this unwanted attention?
  • Yakkity Yak: Yes. Ended up not being enough though. But me didn't know what else to do. Dumb yaks mean clueless yaks. Me did this to keep Son Yakbrain safe. But because Yakkity Yak did not consider effects of not explaining everything, he endangered yaks. This all my fault. Me never consider Yakotaur of Legend would come back.
  • Yakbrain: "..... Well now look at what you reaped instead! The ponies are about to be congured anyway by the very living relic of that unfortunate past! And look where it lead me?! Now..... Equestria is ruined...... And on Hearth's Warming too. And there is that risk of the world being destroyed by that blasted Midgard Serpent should the Yakotaur over-estimated his abilities! We're done for either way."
  • Yakkity Yak: "..... Me wish there was way to make up to Son Yakbrain."
  • Yakbrain: "It doesn't change the fact that you remorselessly thrown me into this path of misery since that Snow Serpent insodent?! Because in your moronic haste to try and prevent the Ponies from being congured, THAT'S EXACTLY, WHAT'S GOING TO HAPPEN?!"
  • Yakkity Yak: "Son Yakbrain, I-"
  • Yakbrain: "(Cries abit) DON'T "SON YAKBRAIN" ME?! JUST, (COILS UP AGAIN) JUST LEAVE ME ALONE?!"
  • Yakkity Yak sighed sadly, as the other Yakyakistanies looked on tearfully.
  • Spike was the only one left behind and overhearing it, then ran off to catch up with the others.
  • Twilight: What've you been doing, Spike?
  • Spike: Well, Yakbrain had a little... Family un-bonding.
  • Twilight:... We'll deal with that later. We have work to do.

The Re-Education Place.

  • Currently uncorrupted Yaks are seen held down as Rutherford was seen depressed and held down at center stage, as the Yakotaur arrived.
  • Yakotaur: ".... Ever since your ansister humiliated me, I had always wanted revenge onto him. But since he has likely long assended to the afterlife at this point..... I'll settle for you in the time being."
  • Rutherford: "..... Why Yakotaur be like this?"
  • Yakotaur: "Why? WHY?! WELL LET'S SEE YOU HANDLE PARENTS THAT ONLY WANTED YOU TO BECOME A MONSTER IN THE NAME OF CONQUEST?! My existence was otherwise meaningless and that my parents had NO business being togather otherwise! If the Yaks never had wanted to congure the ponies because of the arbatary pre-Fear Wars reasoning, I wouldn't even be real! If only you could understand the pain of being meaningless and pointless to exist if it was not for that speific reason! My parents, didn't loved me beyond being their meal tickit to subugate ponies! I was more a status symbol of their "Superiority" then a son?!"
  • Rutherford:... Rutherford sorry for you, but why doesn't Yakotaur find better life than this?
  • Yakotaur: There's nothing else. This is the only thing I know. After what I did for my family, there was no digging out of this ditch. Nobody would ever forgive me no matter if society changed since then. So this is my only path, to conquer the world on my own terms.
  • Rutherford:... (Sighs) Rutherford can't help but feel there's darkness inside Yakotaur that is forcing him to do this. Yakotaur feels more like victim than true evil.
  • Yakotaur: You don't know me! You're just like the other yaks. Stupid. Stubborn. Doomed. I don't trust either of my heritage anymore. They both supported my parents' cause, and never gave a damn about my personal life. So I gained the power to make their goals my own.
  • Rutherford: But at what price? Was Yakotaur told that there was a price for this power? Did Yakotaur trade true nature for power?
  • Yakotaur: It only held me back! My conscience is clear that I did what I had to do. Those weak thoughts were best left behind me. Now stop trying to talk me out of it!
  • Rutherford: "..... Only because IT won't let you go."
  • Yakotaur growled annoyed at this, then calm down......
  • Yakotaur: "... The sooner I make an example out of you.... The better."
  • Rutherford: You know ponies won't let lost power stop them. Ponies much stronger than Yakotaur thinks. There are strengths in ponies and ponies' friends that even Yakotaur can't take.
  • Yakotaur: Maybe so... But I didn't come this far by underestimating them.
  • Rutherford: Yakotaur is not underestimating heroes. Yakotaur is OVERESTIMATING them. Yakotaur is scared of what they can do and trying to become stronger than them. Trying to halt them. Trying to demoralize and overpower them. Yakotaur trying to keep them from defeating him at the cost of his own safety.
  • Yakotaur: "Uggghhhh! No WONDER your own brother wanted to make you dolts civilised! That caveman talk is GRATING?! It's a miracle yaks are still reckindised as a civilised culture with talk like that?!"
  • Rutherford: So is Rutherford wrong?
  • Yakotaur: "..... I don't know why I am wasting time talking to you, I should already address the audience. (Proceeds to do that)."
  • Rutherford:... What has gotten into Yakotaur?

Gaia's Home

  • (Gaia): (Through Cascadance, talking to the heroes)... Well, the Am Fear is back under my control. So, you all finally have a clear plan to stop Breckenridge?
  • Starswirl: We do!
  • Gaia: Then explain.
  • Starswirl: Well we cannot overpower Breckenridge with his power. He plans to stop us by bribing us with the Midgard Serpent. He aims to get enough power to mind-control it before it awakens for the Staff. We have a plan to trick him into thinking he has the power to do it and fall into a trap he aims to avoid. But...
  • (Gaia): But you need the power of the magic pools to do so?
  • Starswirl: Precisely.
  • (Gaia): And you understand the risks and consequences if the plan fails?
  • Starswirl: We do. That's why we plan to combine this plan with our plan to petrify the Midgard Serpent.
  • (Gaia): Elaborate.
  • Kowalski: The Crystal Empire is what we plan to use as a catalyst for the pools' power which we can use to both the illusion and the petrification. With Yakotaur thinking he can control the Serpent, he'll fall into the trap, expel Breckenridge from him, and finish him off, and then we can petrify the Serpent.... The problem is hooking the power to the Crystal Heart to make it work. Is there a way to do that without imbalancing this universe's magic?
  • (Gaia): Yes. Does the Crystal Heart have a way to tap into power from the original source?
  • Kowalski: You mean like a connection? That could work. But we're talking random locations of uncertain distance. Some connections can be too out of range to reach the Heart.
  • Skipper: Kowalski, you think magic feeding to a catalyst is like an Internet connection? It's freaking magic!
  • Kowalski: Yes, but magic IS a product of quantum physics just like time and space. It's composed of unstable molecules infused with quantum energy called mana. So technically, it's a product of science. That fact was introduced by alchemists, a technical combination of science and magic.
  • Skipper: Exactly!
  • Kowalski:... Ugh! In lament's terms, mana is the fuel for magic, and it works in a way beyond traditional science. Even I struggle with the anomaly that is quantum physics. It's like trying to understand infinity. It's too elaborate.
  • Skipper: So why compare it to science?
  • Kowalski: Because it's my base method of thinking, okay? I don't question your way of thinking, ignoring the fact that you're the commanding officer.
  • Skipper: Well, possible moxie aside, is he right? Is there a way for whatever this signal functions to... Function?
  • (Gaia): Mana is hard to comprehend and is, in Mr. Kowalski's terms, infinitely programmable. Mana bends reality with the right spark. You can make it that it has no range limit. Instead, it can teleport to the desired location.
  • Skipper: Hah! So in the 'technical jargon', TOLD YAAA!!!!
  • (Gaia): Focus! Is there any need for the Am Fear?
  • Twilight: Yes! It can still be a diversion. Just not in a way that Breckenridge can expect.
  • Icky: "Just one problem. (Points to shadows on the rise) I don't think we're done with Yak-Cracker yet!"
  • Yak-Crack's voice: "This way! And be careful of the tiny penguin that can puke chainsaws! We're gonna need some of the Shamans' anti-puke serum for him!"
  • Rico squacked in a panic!
  • Private: "They have anti-puking medicine?!"
  • Iago: "And that sounds like they won't fear Rico so easily!"
  • Starswirl: Nor can we afford to fight! We have to move!
  • (Gaia): No! If we leave, they get the pools, and your plan will be ruined. Yakotaur is after all the power he can get, which by the way, includes these pools. You must defend my home!
  • Brandy: Can't you defend it on your own?
  • (Gaia): Not when there's too many of them. Yak-Crack has brought nearly the entire Yak Legion after you. If you leave, even I can't stop them. They'll exterminate the entire valley, and seize the pools' locations!
  • Lord Shen: I agree... But we didn't say 'leave', did we? We simply said 'move'. As in, divert them AWAY from the pool and other pool locations.
  • (Gaia):... I see. Well, I hope you know what you're doing.
  • Yak-Crack's voice: "I hear a bloodly conversation here! That sounds like those misfits talk too much! This way!"
  • Lord Shen: See you soon, Gaia! (They retreated and lured all the yaks away, then split up in a hidden area, causing all except Yak-Crack)
  • Yak-Crack:... Fools! How dumb are they to think they can trick us? What was that they said about 'magic pools'? (He left as Cascadance saw him and followed him) I mean, at best, maybe it's just a bunch of gibberish, and... (Arrives to the pool area).... What in blazes- (Cascdance flew into him and surprised him) BAAAH?! CRAZY GOONY BIRD?! GET OFF OF ME?! (Yak-Crack ended up struggling to get Cascadance off of him)"
  • (Gaia): "That should keep the Yak busy and buy the misifts some time."

Re-Education Center

  • Yakotaur: "-And soon, you all will witness a golden age of power and conquest, that hasn't been seen since the rising of the Storm Clan! I will prove to be a force not to be reckinded with! To prove my might, I shall take away Rutherford's ansisterial powers of the great Yak-Punch, the same power, that banished me to Tartarus! And with it, I shall make it, MY power! A power that will give new meaning, to Iron-Fisted rule! A power that will make even the Alicorn Gods, cautious of me! A power, that can help me, shape the world, and if we're ambitious enough in due time, potaintionally the whole universes if we dare, into a perfect brave new plain of existence! And why stop in our existence? In time, we could be able to create ways that can allow us to bring our greatness, across time, dimentions and realities! Even other United Universes! Maybe, even the realms of the Outer Gods if I may be so bold! All, will get to bask in the greatness of the Yaks! As soon, as I extract, Rutherford's ansisterial powers of the Yak-Punch!" (All the mind-warped yaks cheered until he felt a disturbance)... (He used his magic to look through Yak-Crack's eyes) YAK-CRACK! Did you get the Lodgers?
  • (Yak-Crack): YES, SIR, BUT, OWWW, OWOWOW, I'M IN THE MIDDLE OF A CRAZY BIRD ATTACK!!!
  • Yakotaur: Is there anything to report?
  • (Yak-Crack): YES!! They- (He was suddenly cut off)
  • Yakotaur: Yak-Crack? YAK-CRACK?!

Gaia's Cave

  • (Gaia): (She knocked out Yak-Crack and strapped him up with vines)... Not this time, Breckenridge! See through any of your victims all you want, you're not getting to my pools! Mystic? Keep an eye on him. Cascadance? You do the same for the Lodgers. (Cascadance flew away and disappeared)
  • Mystic: And it appears I got stuck baby-sitting an idiot. May as well make the most of it. (Conjures up a pipe and began to make magical smoke shapes)"

The Lodgers' Location

  • The Yak Legioneers were seen looking for them.
  • Yak LT: "..... Keep an eye out for funny business, men."
  • Yak Soldier: "But, what would the funny business look like?"
  • Yak LT: "..... Anything that doesn't look like it belongs here."
  • Yak Soldier #2: You mean like us? I have an itching suspicion we're being watched.
  • Yak LT: Don't p*** out now, that could be the Lodgers.
  • Yak Soldier #2: Or a random fantasy monster.
  • Yak LT: Okay, at this point, your just inadvertingly distracting us until the Lougers can strike before I can even finish this sentenc- (Their Lodgers took them out)
  • Duke: HAH! SUCK IT!!
  • Yak Soldier #3: Suck what?
  • Duke: Shut up! (He kicks him down)
  • Another voice: "I heard something!"
  • Po: "Aw nuts, more Yaks!"
  • Mantis: How many of these guys are there?
  • Sandy: Who gives a hoot?! Just get ready! (They hid as the Yak soldiers arrived)
  • Sam: I got this. (He throws a flashbang)
  • Yak Soldier #1: The heck is that? A marshmallow?
  • Yak Soldier #2: That doesn't look like any marshmallow I've seen before. (The flashbang exploded as they were deafened and blinded and the Lodgers beat them up)
  • Max: Alright! Let's just lay the same trap for the others. It'll be like the exploding cheat codes on GTA.
  • Sam: We can't be predictable with our strategies with these guys, or they'd be able to see it coming.
  • Rico: DO IT ANYWAY!!
  • Skipper: No, Rico, he's right.
  • Rico: AWWW!!
  • Kowalski: I recommend a new plan of clearing the valley.
  • (Gaia): Actually you may want to be more cautious. Yak-Crack almost found the magic pool and Mystic is watching him. But I knocked him out before he could tell Yakotaur his location. He may having a tracking spell to finish the job. We must relocate the yaks to an uncharted area.
  • Icky: "Sure thing, just as soon as we busted the rest of the yak-heads here."
  • Another voice: "Hey, I heard a loud exploudsion and alot of subsiquint chatter from down there. It souned serious and iffy."
  • Icky: ".... Call us back."
  • The Lougers hid again.
  • Another Yak Legion Group arrived.
  • Aged Yak Captain: ".... Ya sure you heard something down here, cadet?"
  • Yak Legion Cadet: "Kinda positive sure. Or it could be this place playing mindtricks."
  • Aged Yak Captain: "..... Or something's screwy is going on around here. Everyone, stick close togather, and be instintly weary of surprises. And you two. (To two scout yaks) Go to the other Legioneers and warn them about coming to this area. It could be an ambush zone."
  • Scout Yaks: "Sir! (The duo ran off!)"
  • Twilight:... Eh, I'm one of those left with magic, so watch THIS! (She creates magic duplicates of the Lodgers whom the Yaks chase)... Now they'll be smart enough to get around the yaks' counter-strategies. They'll be out of here in no time.
  • Lucky Jack: Why didn't'cha teleport them away?
  • Twilight: That'd leave too much for them to tell Yakotaur. We have to do this without them knowing. Our duplicates will knock them out when they're done. In the meantime, we'll need to deal with Yak-Crack.

Yak-Crack's location.

  • Yak-Crack eventually awoke and saw his predicterment....
  • Yak-Crack: "..... Awwww, cripes. Ya deside to do something smart and ya ended up caught anyway."
  • Mystic: "Oh, I see you're awake then. At least I'll have someone to talk to now."
  • Yak-Crack: "..... Are you the one who did this to me?"
  • Mystic: "A lot of that was Gaia's work. I'm just here because I was tasked with assentually babysitting you."
  • Yak-Crack: "....... Well when I get out of here, I'm gonna get me mits on you."
  • The Heroes arrived.
  • Yak-Crack: "There you rotters are?!"
  • Duke: "Looks like Yak-Buttcrack can recover quickly!"
  • Spyro: "Ugh, if only we got Yakbrain to go along with us! Then snapping this jerk out would've been a cinch!"
  • Gazelle: "Well we had to understand that he couldn't cope with incompidence, espeically since it lead to him having a trumatic exspearience."
  • Twilight: "..... Actselly, back when we were still in the Yakcon capital, Spike said he saw Yakbrain having a falling out with Elder Yakkity Yak."
  • Rarity: "Well why not just get Yakbrain to make amends with his father and get him to co-operate."
  • Spyro: "It's a great idea, but who can we send to mend that under short notice?"
  • Ice Valkyrie: "...... Let me and Sir Tuxedo handle this, it's me he knows the best. Whitewood would allow me to travel anywhere much quicker."
  • Spyro: "Okay, but hurry."
  • Ice Valkyrie and Sir Tuxedo got on Whitewood and got into a portal!

Yakcon Yak holding place.

  • Yakbrain was still in a phathic position.
  • Ice Valkyrie, Sir Tuxedo and Whitewood appeared.
  • Yakbrain: "..... What're you doing back here? I thought you wanted to save Equestria and not waste time with me."
  • Ice Valkyrie: "..... Well, we ran into a point where you would've been worth the effert to include after all."
  • Yakbrain: "WELL REMEMBER THAT I CAN'T TOLERATE THEIR IDIOTS?! UNLESS THEY ACCEPT MY DEAL, THEN-"
  • Ice Valkyrie: "Actselly..... I'm here to mend the rift between you and your father."
  • Yakbrain was surprised......
  • Yakbrain: "(Got up a bit)..... Why does my private family matters concern you? You barely had the chance to get at odds with your father!"
  • Ice Valkyrie: "That doesn't mean I don't know what it was like to have others feel betrayed around me..... I reunited with my old team mates from the Exmentals."
  • Yakbrain: "..... Am I safe to assume interactions were..... Unpleasent?"
  • Ice Valkyrie: Not for long. I explained that I felt like a failure and tried to kill myself in emotional turmoil. So they decided to help stop Yakotaur even if they can't do magic anymore. We're holding Yak-Crack prisoner, and we need to ensure he can't be a nuisance. You WERE the one who de-cursed Gloom and Doom.... Speaking of which, where are they?
  • Yakbrain: "The morons locked themselves up with the rest of the Yakyakistan clan. (Points to the duo over there). They were so stupidly ashamed of themselves, they punished themselves like idiots. Tch, superior siblings to the Dums indeed!"
  • Ice Valkyrie: Well, so much for adequately redeeming themselves. This mess could've been avoided had you not forsaken us. We could've swayed them to stay.
  • Yakbrain: Don't remind me!
  • Sir Tuxedo: Sir, if I might, I must suggest you make up with your father. You'll feel better that way. And who knows? Maybe you'll feel better around dummies in the process.
  • Yakbrain: Ugghhh, fine. But not because you asked. Only to humor you. (To the Yakyakistanies) Ahem..... Can someone get Yakkity Yak to come back out in the open?"
  • The Yakyakistanies turned to Yakkity Yak sitting shamefully at a corner.
  • Yakkity Yak: You wasting time, Son Yakbrain. Son Yakbrain right. Being dumb ruin Yakyakistan.
  • Yakbrain: "..... (Sighs)..... True as that is..... My own ambitions didn't exactly help. The Yakotaur's involvement is, still first and foremost, my own fault."
  • Yakkity Yak: Yes, but Yakkity Yak did not give Son Yakbrain due consideration that could've prevented Son Yakbrain from getting Yakotaur involved.
  • Yakbrain:... I don't know if I should be proud that you're finally agreeing with me, or disappointed that I wanted it from the beginning. All I did was to get us yaks to wise up, when I probably should've talked it out with you in a better way than the last few times.
  • Yakkity Yak: Yakkity Yak never would've listened. He never trusted Son Yakbrain because of his mistakes and therefore he never saw his true feelings for everything. There's no reason to prove Yakkity Yak wrong. Yakkity Yak has no excuse for causing Son Yakbrain's actions.
  • Yakbrain: "..... Father, I appresiate all this, I do, but..... I should just as much claim respondsability as well. I still acted in rashness and anger, very unlike any intelligent person. I am the one who should've been more respectful in trying to point out blatent problems."
  • Yakkity Yak: But by being unsupportive, Yakkity Yak made Son Yakbrain angry and rash.
  • Yakbrain:... Ugh! Look, it's clear we're playing the blame game on each other because we both did wrong. But... We shouldn't let that drift us apart. All I wanted was to be appreciated. And... I technically got it already. You and I are both victims of each other. Neither one of us have to be sorry, because we already are. So... I don't want this to be the end of Yakyakistan.... You are still a good father, even if screws are loose.
  • Yakkity Yak:... Son Yakbrain mean that?
  • Yakbrain: Do I sound like I don't?... (The two hugged)
  • Ice Valkyrie: So? You feel like helping us now?
  • Yakbrain: I'll be honest, I'm still far from truely tolerating idiots, but... I would be a bigger fool if I let that stand in the way. Yes. I'll help clean up my mess. First things first..... GLOOM?! DOOM!? PICK YOURSELVES UP AND SNAP OUT OF IT?! YOU WOULD LIKE TO HELP YOUR BROTHERS THE DUM TWINS, DO YOU?! THEN STUFF IT UP AND GET HERE NOW?!"
  • Gloom/Doom: (They zoomed up cartoonishly) YES SIR!! (They released them)
  • Ice Valkyrie: I could've done that.
  • Yakbrain: Yeah, but I saved you the hassle. Now, about Yak-Crack...

Gaia's Cave

  • Yak-Crack: I'LL NEVER YIELD!!! WHEN YAKOTAUR HOMES IN ON MY LOCATION, YOU'RE GONNA BE SORRY!!
  • Yakbrain: Oh? Did you just admited that the Re-Educater was someone?
  • Yak-Crack: Yes! HE'S THE YAKO-... Wacko... Wait, what? What did I s- (The curse flickered in him) GAAAUUUAAHH!!!
  • Yakbrain: "So you acknowledged that the Re-Educater was the Yakotaur all along!"
  • Yak-Crack: NO HE WA- (The curse flickered crazily) WHO WAS I- (The curse flickered) AHHHHH!!! (He fell unconscious)...
  • Sandy:... You'd think we'd know that's all we had to do.
  • Haroud: He wouldn't listen anyway.
  • Yakbrain: And THAT'S why you could use my help.
  • Iago: Stop asking us to suck your d*** and help us get him ready and caught up.
  • Mystic: Well, since his curse is removed, Yakotaur won't be able to control or home in on him, so you won't have to dump him like his reinforcements.
  • Private: So we're basically leaving THEM lying who knows where?
  • Twilight: We sent them far away from our location so Yakotaur won't find us and he'll instead home in on them.... In fact... I already set up the trick for Yakotaur to be fooled. We just need to get the pools connected to the Crystal Heart, and wait for him to fall for the trap.
  • Starswirl: Well, how long do we have?
  • Twilight: Just enough time to get the connections set up.

Yakcon

  • The Yakotaur stood frustraighted.
  • Yak Adviser: "Re-Educater, sir? Your presintation is at a stall?"
  • The Yakotaur: "I-...... Ugghhhhh, I'll worry about Yak-Crack later! It's time to get the show back on track!"
  • (Breckenridge): Hmmm... (He took control of Yakotaur) You know what? Better plan! I can split. (He duplicates the Yakotaur in two) This clone will perform the Reeducation well enough as I can. I suspect that wherever Yak-Crack is, the heroes and whatever they're hiding will not be too far. I'll have to check his men. Good luck.
  • Yakotaur Clone: Yes, sir! (Yakotaur teleported away)

Ghastly Gorge

  • Yakotaur: (He found the Yak Legionnaires unconscious and scattered everywhere)... Aw, dammit! They had one job! Looks like they'll need to be RE-re-educated when they wake up.... Wait... What's this? (He notices a path)... Interesting. This must be what they were hide from me.
  • The Yakotaur stopped himself from going further....
  • The Yakotaur: ".... Wait a minute. This is all too convinent for that to be there in a place supposed to be too secret for me. Another clone should test out any potaintional traps (Makes another clone) Scout out the area for me and see if there's anything suspitious going on."
  • Yakotaur clone: "Yes sir! (Does that until he was heard getting beaten up)"
  • Yakotaur:... Nice try. I know you heroes were waiting for me! I'm going in there and I'm coming for you.
  • (Icky): THEN COME GET US!!
  • Yakotaur: ".... (Quietly) That sounded too brave. (Makes another clone)."
  • Yakotaur Clone: "OKAY, HERE I COME FOOLS?! (Charges in and he got beat up again)"
  • Yakotaur: WHY ARE YOU HIDING LIKE COWARDS?!
  • (Icky): WHY ARE YOU THROWING CLONES AT US LIKE A COWARD?!
  • Yakotaur: How do I know this isn't a trap?
  • (Spyro): You'd be too smart for that, but how do you know it ISN'T a trap? It's that overestimation that will get you nowhere.
  • Yakotaur: You really think I'm dumb enough to walk into a possible trap?
  • (Mr. Whiskers): You really think we're dumb enough to think you're dumb enough to walk into a trap?
  • Yakotaur: I'm not going in there!
  • (Sandy): Well if this IS us, there ain't no going back.
  • (Shenzi): We can stay here all day.
  • Yakotaur: That's a lie, no person is that persistent. You'll die of starvation or thirst.
  • (Baloo): We can take those chances. You want to prove us wrong, come in and beat the ever-living tar out of us.
  • Yakotaur: Mind games aren't going to save you.
  • (Banzai): And standing there being a p***y-wussy isn't going to get you anywhere.
  • Yakotaur: JUST GET OUT HERE!!!
  • (Po): NEVER!!
  • Yakotaur: Then I'm not moving.
  • (Po): Well, neither are we.
  • Yakotaur: I'm too smart for your tricks.
  • (Shifu): And we're too smart to let you get what's in here and could be stalling you so we can relocate it.
  • Yakotaur:......
  • (Dr. Cockroach): You got to admit, Yakky, the odds of tricking you with a trap is much lesser than stalling you to get this away from you. We can't fool you, but you should know that you can't fool you.
  • Yakotaur: And what if it IS a trap?

Gaia's Cave

  • Twilight: (As they saw this banter from the magic pools)... Huh? This is not what I expected.
  • Starswirl: To be fair Sparkle, he wouldn't be a very good love-child of conquesters if he was easy to fool. But don't be discouraged. This could work just as well. If he is stalled, we'll give him the illusion. If he falls for it, he'll be tricked.
  • Twilight: Wow, I can surprise myself sometimes.

Back to the Yakotaur's location.

  • Yakotaur: "Well as a supposed proitgy of conquest, my parents would deemed me a failure if I was stupid enough to fall for an obvious trap! So you may as well come out!"
  • (Icky): "Actselly, we kinda welcome the prospect that you're not a freaking idiot. Alot of our usual villains would've LONG fell for a would-be trap."
  • (Cynder): "But at the same time, what if your just being paranoid and there isn't really an actual trap?"
  • (Squidward): "For all you know, we could be just winging it! Cynder's right, you are being paranoid!"
  • Yakotaur: "Trusting your gut insticts is not paranoia! And don't think you can also use mockery to trick me into going in there in a rage! There is almost nothing you can say that can make me so mad that I'll end up forgetting myself!"
  • (Gazelle): "Not even if we say.... YAKHALLA?!"
  • The Yakotaur had a heart attacked!
  • Yakotaur: "AGGGGH?! THAT IS MORE LIKE CAUSING ME PAIN THEN ENRAGING ME?!"
  • (Iago): "Oh, but if we repeatingly say it in a persistent fastion, THEN one way or the other would you be pissed off then?!"
  • Yakotaur: "JOKES ON YOU?! THEN YOU'LL HAVE TO CONTEND WITH THE SPIRIT OF THE STAFF THEN?! AND HE WASN'T SO MERCILESS THE LAST TIME SOME OF YOU MESSED WITH ME THAT WAY?!"
  • (Merlin): "Then we'll just take breaks in-between your cardiac episodes and resume after your done."
  • Yakotaur: "THAT WOULD UPSET THE SPIRIT AS WELL?! AND THERE'S STILL THE RISK OF OVER DOING IT IN A CERTAIN TERM?!"
  • (Skipper): You want us to stop, then come and get us. Again, we can do this all day. People say it's inhuman, but so is saving this time of year. AND WE DO THAT ALMOST EVERY YEAR!!! We're NOT people. We're cartoons, motherf*****!
  • Yakotaur: JUST STOP WASTING MY TIME!!!
  • (Sam): Why would we give a bad guy like you an advantage like that?
  • Yakotaur:... (His eye twitches)... (Shakes his head out of it). (Quietly) Calm down, calm down, they're obviously trying to get to you. Don't let them have that, that would risk falling into a trap! Try playing them at their own game..... (Openly and mimicing a defeated voice) Okay, fine! I give up! I clearly can't risk going in that cave without confirming whether or not there is a trap in there! So, I'm just going to leave for Yakcon and incrise my defences there tenfold! So no need to stay in there. (Teleported away from the enterence to look like he left the are, but really he appeared next to the enterence to wait for the misfits to fall for it).
  • Chaos Clone: (He teleported behind him and breathed in comically)... (Super soft) Boo!
  • Yakotaur: DYAH!!! (Chaos teleported away)
  • (Tempest): Nice try! You know what we can do, so don't insult our capabilities.
  • Yakotaur: "OH COME ON, THAT DIDN'T EVEN GOT TO THE LESS INTELLIGENT OF YOU?!"
  • (Icky): "Oh don't get us wrong, that kinda trick would work PERFECTLY on them if our smarter friends haven't kept them on a VERY tight leash!"
  • (Patrick): "They taped me to the wall!!"
  • The Yakotaur started to do breathing exsirsizes!
  • Yakotaur: "(Quietly) Okay, I'll give them credit for having all basics covered. But, did they account for this? (Openly) So your going to play it like that, eh? Well if you wanna be cave hermits, then I suggest you get right into learning ther craft, BECAUSE I AM GOING TO CAUSE THAT CAVE TO CAVE-IN, ENTRAPPING YOU ALL IN THERE!?"
  • (Icky): "We should warn you that if you do that, the Qurray Eels would be pretty pissed off that you trashed their home."
  • Yakotaur: "With my powers? Those giant seafood lover's wetdream don't scare me!?"
  • (Icky): "Not even the giant magic-proofed golden ones?"
  • Yakotaur: "I have ways to undo such defences! Now, I need all the consintraition to cause this cave to cave-in, because even with my powers, earth malmitulation is very complex and complicated to master!"
  • (Bagheera): Not exactly smart to tell us that. We CAN use that against you. In fact, if we weren't technically paying rent to these eels, then doing it ourselves would get us in trouble.
  • (Twilight): And you didn't exactly get ALL of us, so we have the magic to just teleport OUT of a cave-in.
  • (Grubber): Yeah, didn't think we accounted for that possibility, did you?
  • (Puss): So much for a smart villain. (The heroes laughed)
  • Yakotaur: "BUT THAT WAS MEANT TO SURPRISE YOU?!"
  • (Icky): "Buddy, you're not exactly the first bad guy to try and trap us into a mountain nor anything else for that matter. You're also not the first dude to end up unknowingly go Bond Villain on us and explain your plan instead of doing it."
  • The Yakotaur stressed out, but did more breathing exsirsizes.....
  • Yakotaur: "(Quietly) WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME?! I USUALLY DO BETTER THEN THAT?! Maybe THEY ARE stressing me out so I end up making mistakes! Well I know how to deal with that! (Said nothing as he conjured up frost giants that entrapped the cave with ice). (Openly) HOW'S THIS?! I conjured up magic created Ice Giants to entomb the cave with ice! See? I actselly DID the plan before I explain it!"
  • (Spyro): "We'll give ya credit, you learn from your mistakes. But watch this."
  • A fire ball broke through the ice entrappment and melted the ice giants!
  • Yakotaur: DAAAAAAAHHHH!!!!
  • (Spyro): Let's face it, we're both like that Dr. Seuss Zax story. We're literally stuck, and everything will play out without us. Our smarts are equal and we cannot outwit each other here. If you want to stop being stalled, then you'll take the chance of encountering us in person and take what we have.
  • (Icky): We're essentially Rick and Mortying your ass by playing mind games. What chance is best taken, hmm? We could be stalling you. We could be leading you into a trap. We are a group of unpredictable misfits who make even you question your choices. If you do anything here, you might at least get somewhere. If you give up, we get to keep what you're after and step up our defenses as well. So what'll it be, bulky?
  • Yakotaur:... OH GODS, WHAT DO I DO?!

Gaia's Cave

  • Twilight: (Most of the heroes laughed out loud) Wow! He's actually unsure of himself for once.
  • Icky: Yeah! I can watch this all day!

Yakotaur's position.

  • Yakotaur: "(Quietly) Come on, Yakotaur, think, think, THINK?! (Gasps in relisation) (Openly) I GOT IT?! (Begins to conjure up a spell to teleport the heroes to his position so he can finally get them)!"
  • Discord: Cheeeap! (They teleported back and they kept doing it before he could absorb their power) You know we can teleport right back in. I'm a being of chaos, so I can do this more than you. You may be powerful, but you're still of mortal heritage due to starting off mortal. You don't have the patience I do. Nothing you do to cheat your way around is working. Stop hiding behind magic tricks and face us where we're defending what we KNOW you're after.
  • Yakotaur: Don't try to use the classic million-year-old 'you're a coward hiding behind greater power' tactic. All that does is prove desperation and a way to trick people into lowering defenses instead of playing safe. You think I'm being cheap? You cartoon characters are always the same using cheap tactics. Hypocrisy at it's most pitiful. You and I both know it's better to be safe than sorry.
  • (Lord Shen): Then that means we win. You'll retreat to avoid this chance, and that gives us advantage to prepare for you. We'll both use 'cheap tactics' until you make a proactive approach.
  • Yakotaur: ARE YOU STALLING ME?!
  • (Sandy): Gee, I dunno. Are we?
  • Yakotaur started to rage out of control and conjured up 100 clones of himself!
  • Yakotaur: "YOU HAVE MESSED WITH THE YAKOTAUR?! HOW HERE COMES A HEARD OF HORNS?!"
  • The Yakotaurs charged in the cave!
  • (Discord): (Unamusingly) Oh, no, how will we escape this? OH, WAIT, COUNTLESS WAYS! (He causes the clones to attack Yakotaur as he cancels them out) My Gods, how dumb and scared of us are you? (The real and fake heroes laughed) You've got nothing! Nothing to oppose us with! We know how powerful you are. That proves your fears right. No matter what you do, we'll still stop you. So prove us wrong, come in and face us like a man, and quit wasting everyone's time.
  • Yakotaur:... Oh, Gods, shoot me!

Gaia's Cave

  • (Gaia): (Everyone laughed)... Remember, everyone. We have to do this so whatever happens, we'll be able to use the illusion so he can be fooled into thinking he can take the Midgard Serpent without getting a bit more stronger to be an actual threat to it.
  • Tempest: And how is that faring?
  • (Gaia): "We still have some time, but make no mistake, time can fly fast. Now, given what other animals are seeing, the Exmentals have gotten the Crystal Empire connected to the pools. All we need is this one to be connected. (Animals arrived with a crystal from the Crystal Empire)... And there it is. It's time to get the Yakotaur into making that mistake."
  • Rainbow Dash: Oh, this is gonna be fun!

Ghastly Gorge

  • Yakotaur: "(Losing his composure) THAT TEARS IT?! I'VE HAD IT?! YOU WANT TO FACE ME YOURSELVES?! FINE?! BUT I SHALL PROVE THAT IT IS A FATAL MISTAKE?! I'LL PROVE IT BY, BY...... I'LL DEFEAT AND TAKE CONTROL OF THE MIDGARD SERPENT EARLY?!"
  • (Breckenridge): "What?! Wait a second, Yakotaur?! What if this is exactly what they want-"
  • The Yakotaur was too enraged to listen and already turned into smoke and headed torwords the Sea of Clouds.
  • (Breckenridge): "Ugghhhhh, and once again, I HAVE TO CORRECT THIS?! (Tries to reprocess the Yakotaur but fails) WHAT?! OKAY, THERE IS NO WAY HE IS SO ANGRY THAT I CAN'T CONTROL HIM?! SOMETHING HAD TO HAVE INTERUPTED MY ATTEMPTS?!.... OR SOMEONE?!"

Yakotaur's Subconscious

  • Pang Bing finally appears!
  • Pang Bing: "That's right, Breckenridge! And that was me! You may've disabled me momentarly, but that doesn't mean that my magic can't eventually adapt to anything you would try to do! You should've kept me on a tighter leash."
  • (Breckenridge): "Hmmmmm. Good to know that you are a much more worthier oppendent then I had ampisipated. But now, it's time to put the cat back in the bag."
  • A large shadowy spirital skelital Yak beast rosed from the shadowy depths, as he has a caged normalised Yakotaur in the form of Yakhalla looking aged but still relitively fit dangling in a cage around Breckenridge's bony yet still hairy spiritual neck with chains that look like they can handle any and all abuse.
  • Breckenridge: "Because your power is still impourent for the Yakotaur, I am still far from simply aiming to kill you. I will, however, have to give you the same fate as the former shell of the Yakoatur himself. I will entrap you into this cage, so you can't easily be a burdern anymore!"
  • Pang Bing: "You would need to catch me first!"
  • Breckenridge: "I think you'll find, that running, isn't much of an option. (Laughs images of Pang Bing's past began to form into Mothlock, Lu Kai Original, Modern Lu Kai, and the worse of all, Don Guanlong)."
  • Pang Bing: "(Gasps!)..... What're THEY all doing here?!"
  • Breckenridge: "You have clearly forgotten that you are dealing with a by-product of a Soul Witch, who's magic are by-products of Prince Woeus himself.... The Fallen Alicorn of Fear. And these individuals are some of your most personally feared foes of your EXTREMELY unfortunate past. I couldn't help but deem them WORTHY of putting you into a cat-sized pet carrior then them!"
  • Pang Bing:... Is this a joke? You know I defeated them before. What makes you confident that I'm still scared of them?
  • Breckenridge: "That's fair, that's fair. These aren't exactly never before defeated foes..... But how's about we mix it up alittle?"
  • Mothlock, boh Lu Kais, and Guanlong began to combine with eachother to create a mixmash hybrid of all four of them!
  • Pang Bing: "What, did you just created?!"
  • Breckenridge: "Basicly, the ultamate enemy for you! A beast with the best AND worse quilites of your old abverises, combined into the ultamate beast!"
  • Combined Enemy: "I, AM, MOTHLONG KAI?!"
  • Pang Bing: "..... This, this is nothing! It is still a beast made of old foes! I know of their weaknesses!"
  • Breckenridge: "Stubbern kitty cat, are you? Then how's about some demoralising for good measure? (Conjures up Gazelle, Dou, The Magic Space Orb, and Pang Bing's sisters being trapped within the creature inside a cage gut) How's about fighting the ultamate enemy, but defeating it will result in the death of your most valued?!"
  • Pang Bing gasped!
  • Gazelle: "PANG BING, HELP ME?!"
  • Gazelle and Pang Bing's sisters are calling for help as Mothlong laughed!
  • Pang Bing: "This, this..... This is obviously a trick, but.... I can't hurt the ones I love! Not again!"
  • Breckenridge laughed.
  • Breckenridge: "Now THAT gets to you! Round 1! Fight!"
  • Mothlong Kai charged as Pang Bing was forced to dodge the beast's attacks!
  • Breckenridge:... She was clever while she lasted. (He regained control of Yakotaur)

Reality

  • Yakotaur: Wait! What am I thinking?! I don't have THAT much of a death wish. I want to die knowing my life's goal was reached. I REFUSE to go down for nothing. (He approached the cave again)

Gaia's Cave

  • (Gaia):... Just as planned. Pang gave enough time for us to power up the Crystal Heart. Now we have enough energy to get past his mental barriers.
  • Gazelle: I always suspected Pang couldn't stay down forever.
  • (Gaia): And the best part?... Yakotaur finally has enough.

Ghastly Gorge

  • Yakotaur: YOU WANT ME?! WELL I'M DONE WITH YOUR MIND GAMES!!! THE RISK IS WORTH IT!!!
  • (SpongeBob): THAT'S what we want to hear! (The Lodgers came out) Let's dance! Prepare to be rolled out by some Spongey just- (Yakotaur immediately knocked them out with his magic and got to the fake magic pool)

Gaia's Cave

  • Twilight: Alright, the pool trap is ready! At the exact moment he gets the absorption spell ready, we must activate the Heart!

The Fake Pool area.

  • The Yakotaur: "...... Finally, after all this frusttraightion...... It's finally worth it! (Prepares to do the absorbsion).... Wait a minute..... If this is a magic pool, then where is the beast guardian of the place?"
  • A shadow formed behind the Yakotaur as he looked to see Humpfry in the Sea-Beast disguise from Scare Master and roared!
  • The Yakotaur: "..... Oh good, that miserable beast being here CLEARLY showed that this IS indeed a real magic pool! (Quickly entraps Humpfry in magic chains!)"

Gaia's cave.

  • Twilight: "Good call on having Humpfry pretend to be a monster again to keep the Yakotaur from questioning the pool's legitamentcy, Fluttershy."
  • Fluttershy: "Well we did have to remember that Gaia had some creatures guard the magic pools, so, I thought it was a needed attention to detail."
  • Rarity: "I feel like I'm starting to rub off abit on you, Fluttershy."
  • Fluttershy: And that's probably for the best.
  • Twilight: Get ready...

The Yakotaur's place.

  • Yakotaur: "Today, the pool..... Tomorrow.... Equestria..... And then..... The Next big thing to congure! (Laughs as he prepares the absorbsion spell at last)."

Gaia's Cave

  • Twilight: NOW! (The Crystal Heart channeled the energy from the pools and created the illusion they needed as Yakotaur saw that he was absorbing all the power from the pools)

Ghastly Gorge

  • Yakotaur: YEEEESSSS!!!! THE POWER!!! (He was given real power from what was actually a normal reservoir of pure Equestrian magic) IT'S ALL MINE!!! (He was charged with the power) I CAN FEEL IT!!! NOW I HAVE THE POWER TO SEIZE CONTROL OF THE MIDGARD SERPENT!!! (Cackles) I can't believe I was all worried for nothing. Now to celebrate a job well done at the Reeducation Center. (He teleports away)

Gaia's cave.

  • Starswirl: "..... Now, all we can do, is hope for the best."
  • ???: "But now you have a new snag to your plan, assholes?!"
  • The Bug Animnals have arrived!
  • Bug Wolf: "US?! (Laughs!)"
  • Snakemantis: "You may not know this, but-"
  • Icky: "Yakbrain already told us that Yakotaur freed you chumps."
  • Snakemantis: "I....... Well there goes that surprise. Well we can still distrupt your precious plan, and there's nothing you can do to stop-"

1 second later.

  • The Bug Animals scream as they get blasted back into Tartarus by the Rainbow Power!
  • Rainbow Dash: "..... Did they seriously forgot we can do that? Do they even learn?"
  • Rarity: "Well, about the question of them forgetting about our Rainbow Power...... Ehhh, give or take. Perhaps they were banking on the possability that we would've been too discouraged of them knowing about the plan to remember."
  • Rainbow Dash: Puh-leeze, that's a dumb conclusion. We're WAAAAY smarter than that. And that's pitiful given who they helped. Idiots.
  • Icky: "More like they're starting to lose their touch. Alot of previously encountered foes tend to have that after awhile."
  • Spyro: "Thanks for warning us about the Bug Animals, Yakbrain."
  • Yakbrain: "Well I had to make sure they don't end up being useful to the Yakotaur in SOME fastion."
  • Tempest: You're definitely making redemption with that mind of yours. In fact, there's another purpose you can serve in Yakyakistan. You can be a voice of reason. A sage. A guide.
  • Sir Tuxedo: I brought that up once, but he said it was a...
  • Sir Tuxedo/Yakbrain: Waste of his/my intelligence.
  • Yakbrain: Yeah, it's true. I thought if I was that, they would never learn. I'd be a babysitter to a bunch of morons. That'd be the last thing I'd want to do with my life. Would any of you actually want to play wiseman to a village of idiots?
  • Icky: ".... Consider this: They might be MUCH more willing to give you open ears after the last time they ignored you, an anichent enemy got involved."
  • Yakbrain: "Well, yes, but, the Yakotaur would only be so relivent for so long. After that, apart from father obviously, everyone else will go back to being indifferent at best."
  • Pinkie: "As the friendship ambassitor of the Yaks, I will personally see to it that the Yaks start taking you abit more seriously!"
  • Yakbrain: "..... You would do that for me, even after all the trouble I put you through via Ice Valkyrie and/or my brother being stupid?"
  • Pinkie: "Well yes. I seen first hand on why you're so upset. I know why the Yaks are like this, but they need a chance to enjoy life better then they do. Also, the Yaks do need to learn about being more careful about making rampent stomps in an avalance zone."
  • Yakbrain: ".... Well, yes. And I do need to amend their needlessly stubbern sense of independence. I mean, I can understand not wanting to look weak, but there should never be any shame in asking for SOME assitence."
  • Fluttershy: "But you do have to promise to not act out like this again. That means no tricking your brother into making a war to prove he's stupid, no teaming up with dark threats, knowingly or otherwise, no taking dark artifacts, and espeically-"
  • Yakbrain: "No more making attacks against Equestria, I can see where this is going. Look, you have my word there will be NO repeats of such fiascos. I learned my lession and learned it hard."
  • Applejack: "Well just in case, if the Yaks are starting to not take you seriously again, talk to Pinkie Pie about it."
  • Yakbrain: There would be no other option.
  • Patrick: "Wait, that makes me realised something..... What about Rutherford? What if abosrbing that powerful Yak-Punch ability allows the Yakotaur to at least be abit more of a challnage to the scary giant snake monster?"
  • Starswirl: "Don't worry, we haven't forgotten about that. We'll work to make sure the two are kept from venturing beyond the Sea of Clouds and keep their battle there."
  • Icky: "We practicilly are gonna need a freaking army to be able keep a giant serpent to stay put in once place!"
  • Starswirl: "Well, let's not forget about the one force that got the Midgard Serpent in his predicament to begin with!"
  • Patrick:... The Sleepers, right?
  • Soothsayer: Sleipnirs, and not exactly. Besides, time is too much at the essesence to really have them involved. Remember the ones guarding the Staff?
  • Sister Preyer: OH, MASTER MOLIR AND HIS CLAN!!! I completely forgot they existed.
  • Capper: Yeah, you FORGOT!
  • Sister Preyer: Give me a break. I've been through a lot, including this mission AND worrying about if my parents are concerned for me since I haven't come back.
  • Capper: "Well no offence, but trust me, if that over-grown corn snake finds out that the rent-time for the Staff expired and he doesn't have it back, your absince is not be the only thing they and everyone else in Klugetown will be worried about!"
  • Professor Spoonful: "Well I would imagine a giant serpent long and big enough to constrict the entire world would be a VERY top priority concern to ALL of the lands, not just Klugetown!"
  • Twilight: Luckily, the Crystal Heart will ensure the Serpent is no longer a concern.
  • Starswirl: "But only if we plan this carefully. The serpent may be lost in his own misery, but he's no fool. If he sense something is off, he would just as much become a problem to us then to the Yakotaur, even with his suicide wish in mind. His insticts will be maximum overdrive in this point."
  • Twilight: That's something he'd deeply want at this point. Having to hold an entire planet together? That'd make anyone stressed out and wrecked mentally.
  • Applejack: Yeah, if it were me, dying would be better than spending eternity holding together a planet.
  • Shifu: We'd definitely be doing him a favor.
  • Tigress: Buuut, there's a matter of convincing him to admit it.
  • Discord: Eh, I don't know. I knew Midgard during my chaotic days. He's as stubborn as a mule if he was mentally ill, and on steroids. The guy can be hard to convince even for me. And since he would come back also being very mad, well, that doubles the lack of reasoning tenfold. So yeah, we DIFFENTLY have to tread carefully here, because when dealing with ol' Midgard, you're always on thin ice!
  • Twilight: We'll think of something.
  • Discord: Oh, YOU'LL think of something? The pony princess who made countless mistakes due to her title, self-dedication, and insane stressful breakdowns (He scoffs at a conjured picture of her infamous Lesson Zero face), will think of something? You're seriously suggesting we just keep this a secret from a giant snake that's omniscient by holding the world together, are you?
  • Twilight: Of course not! I may be flawed, but I'm not an idiot.
  • Discord: Says that bookworm who judged a book by it's cover when it should've been common knowledge by then. The valedictorian of the School for Gifted Unicorns, glad Deadpool's not telling Professor Xavier to sue for that, by the way, is stupid enough to require friendship lessons even when she had some before.
  • Trixie:... OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH, OHHHHHHH, BURN!!!
  • Spike: SHOTS FIRED!!!
  • Twilight: Oh, tee-hee, the pupil surpasses the teacher, yet doesn't surpass herself. Good one. I'm laughing to death. Look, it doesn't matter right now. We can still figure something out.
  • Icky: "But just to be safe.... Ice Valkyrie, are you having any more illutions of the Midgard Serpent mind-f*****g you again with nightmarish imagery giving you a warning that he's onto us?"
  • Ice Valkyrie: "So far, he hasn't telepathicly contacted me again in such a way again."
  • Icky: "Well, then either he knows that we'll end up making the call short and hasn't bothered to call back, or he's asleep."
  • Iago: "Or both."
  • Ice Valkyrie: But I may be able to contact him the same way he did.
  • Icky:... HOW?!
  • Ice Valkyrie: I am a unicorn.
  • Icky: "Well duh, otherwise you would've gone to the doctor always asking about the Narwal tooth in your head! The bills would be a REAL HEADACHE!"
Pinkie Pie - (rimshot)

Pinkie Pie - (rimshot)

  • Ice Valkyrie:... Tee-hee!
  • Icky: "But seriously, how do you plan to do the same s*** he did when it wasn't like he PERSONALLY taught you it!"
  • Ice Valkyrie: True. This spell is something that can be mastered quickly only by Sleipnirs. Yet by giving me this imagery to watch progress, he has given me full mastery of the spell. I can convince the Serpent to be on the lookout for Yakotaur and take back the Staff.
  • Shifu: "But do be careful with that spell though. One never knows what happens when trying certain spells for the first time."
  • Twilight: "I do. It's been said that first timers tend to witness inter-dimentional invisable oddities when using such a complex illusion spell."
  • Icky: "Ya mean like, you would get "Ice King" vision just from using it and suddenly your surrounded by weirdos?"
  • Twilight: "Among those lines. Just be careful, Valkyrie. Some are harmless, others are hostile or terratorial. Such creatures may different reactions to you being able to see them."
  • Skipper: So, does the Midgard Serpent see the same thing?
  • Discord: He was a Jörmungandr magically given intelligence. Average Jörmungandrs are snakes whose venom cause 'ragnarökosis', when the victim experiences chaotic apocalyptic hallucinations. Snakes ARE known to be chaotic in multiple mythologies. Just ask the snakes around us. If Fu-Xi were here, he'd be the most agreeable to this.
  • Gazelle: In other words, he does see in chaotic vision?
  • Discord: In other words, he can do that and more. He breathes his venom as fire, and THIS ragnarökosis is permanent. You'll see chaos forever. One slip-up, and you'll be slapped into the looney bin for life, or worse.
  • Max Cat: Holy s***!
  • Kowalski: Horrible!
  • Discord: So, due to that, it's like talking to someone from Wonderland. No offense to any of them around.
  • Mr. Dodo: None taken, we get it.
  • Discord: Now, Ice, you got a way to convince something that sees everything in chaos that he can expect the Yakotaur?
  • Ice Valkyrie: Do you? You're the chaos expert.
  • Discord: "Oh, I'm more of a master of "VISUAL" chaos. The kind of inter-dimentional choas ol' Midgard can see can even drive ME batty! (Was seen as an actual bat, sort've, in his colors) And if I were to see that kind of craziness, I would relapse worse then Shen's "Dark Shen" episode!"
  • Lord Shen: "THAT WAS UNCALLED FOR?!"
  • Discord: (Being coy) But not inaccreate! (Shen tried to stab him but he healed magically) Gods, you are dumb!
  • Lord Shen: I knew it wouldn't work, moron! It's my way to blow off steam.
  • Discord: So sorry to say, you're on your own.
  • Ice Valkyrie: Figures. Then again, it's probuly for the best. The Midgard Serpent might not appresiate someone he wouldn't expect to see again.
  • Discord: Oh, you do NOT wanna know how we met. Good luck. You'll need it desperately.
  • Ice Valkyrie: (Takes deep breath) Alright! Here it goes. (She activates the spell)

The Midgard Serpent's location.

  • Ice Valkyrie reappeared back in the same narrow platform as a magic hologram, but was surprised to see millions apawn millions of hard to discribe creatures flouting and flying around the area, some of them even running around at random.
  • Ice Valkyrie was nervious to come back here in any form, but she kept a brace face.
  • ???: "You came back earlier then I expected, Valkyrie...... And using the very spell I know from years ago? Most mortals would've gone mad by now."
  • Ice Valkyrie: Not to disrespect you, but save the flattery. I want to say that, though we still don't have the staff, the original owner is on his way with it. He thinks he can take you, but he can't because we tricked him. Wasn't a cakewalk, but it was done. You'll have it back and we can stop the Yakotaur once and for all.
  • ???: That is still ultimately up to the fates to decide whether your plan will work or not. But, I'll humor it for the time allowing.
  • Ice Valkyrie: A deal's a deal. We learned what we had to, and are returning it. But... Expect me and some newcomers to discuss... Things regarding your eternal pain.
  • ???: Oh? And why concern yourselves with the pain of an old sinner?
  • Ice Valkyrie: "We, acknowledge that being made to hold the entire world is.... Extremely much, even for someone of your caliber."
  • ???: "(The Area started to shake as the inter-dimentionals began to panic and get away as the Midgard Serpent rose again) THAT...... Is a clear, UNDERTSATEMENT OF THE MILLENDAS?! (Echos)..... Was I too big for Tartarus?! Did they not know what to do with a giant statue of a serpent?! Was the moon too small for me?! Was I too large for that mirror that exiles things to another world?! Why, wasn't Limbo Infident enough to hold me?! ANY ONE OF THOSE TYPICAL PUNISHMENTS WAS BETTER THEN THIS?! I WOULD'VE EVEN ACCEPTED DEATH?! At least I would've became another spirit in the Styx itself?! This....... This, is a fate, I wouldn't DARE wish be placed, ON ANYONE?! NOT EVEN onto a Darkspawn?! So it is not hard to see, WHY I JUST ALLOWED THAT INHUMBLE PIECE OF BEEF TO JUST HAVE THAT STICK?! I figured that it would result in a wrathful ire to END ME?!"
  • Ice Valkyrie: "But did you not say that you would be bemused by such an attempt."
  • The Midgard Serpent: "(Sighs)..... That's because you Equestrians have grown too soft. Did you not once complained about how ponies, because of friendship, waste their powers on parties and dances and shaking their tattooed rumps all day and night?! I figured, DARE I SAY, HOPED, THAT ALLOWING THE YAKOTAUR TO CAUSE SO MUCH TROUBLE TO YOU PONIES, THAT IT WOULD TRIGGER WHATEVER IS PITIFULLY LEFT OF THE ALICORN GODS, TO COME DOWN HERE AND END THIS MISERABLE EXISTENCE?!"
  • Ice Valkyrie: "..... So you are seeking out an end of your life."
  • The Midgard Serpent: "Glad to know that it was so obvious, IF YOU HAD BROUGHT A COMPLETE IDIOT HERE, HE/SHE WOULD'VE RECKINDISED IT TOO?! But alas, Equestrians are too forgiving for their own good. And the worse even the Celestial Parents would EVER do, is mere scolding! I am actselly wishing that the other Alicorn Gods were still around. Because rest assured, THEY WOULD NOT HESITATE TO KILL ME AND LEAVE MY BONES TO FOZZELISED INTO THE WORLD TO KEEP IT TOGATHER?!"
  • Ice Valkyrie: "But, what about Molir and his clan?"
  • The Midgard Serpent: "The goat people? Oh, they're too aware of it. They rotinely tried to have their shaman and seers sooth me. But try as they might, one of these days, I will bring an end of my self-suffering, and they'll have to start relying on themselves! I meant not to "Forsake them" as a god who feeds them and offers them protection against the Storm Clan's enfluence, BUT ALL THINGS CONSIDERED, HOW AM I ANY BETTER FOR THEM?! I CAN'T EVEN BE TRUSTED TO NOT KEEP A PIECE OF WOOD BEING TAKEN?! (Eyes glowed, levitates a surprised Ice Valkyire and shows her infidently more lost artifacts and powerful treasures) Do, you seriously think, ALL OF THESE POWERFUL RELICS OF ANICHENT PASTS, WON'T BE TOO TEMPTING FOR THE OTHER EVILS OF THIS WORLD AND BEYOND TO JUST COME DOWN HERE AND TAKE THEM, WHEN THEY HEARD HOW PHATHIC OF A GUARDIAN I AM?! (Places Ice Valkyrie back down) And make no mistake, if the Yakotaur can't bring out an Alicorn's wrath, I won't be afraid to keep this up and give these items to ANY of Equestria's enemies, native or outsider?! Eventually, ONE OF THESE TRINKETS WILL HAVE TO INSPIRE MY END?!"
  • Ice Valkyrie: "..... You really must be suffering to make such a threat."
  • Midgard Serpent: DESPERA- I mean, yes.
  • Ice Valkyrie:... Well... Will it make you glad to know that we have been planning to help you with that?
  • Midgard Serpent: Depends on if it's safe or not. Enlighten me.
  • Ice Valkyrie: Do you know that this world is the source of all magic in this universe via pools?
  • Midgard Serpent: Yes.
  • Ice Valkyrie: Well we hooked them to the Crystal Empire's iconic Crystal Heart as a catalyst to do spells powerful enough to surpass even the Alicorn Gods. First we used it to cast a mental illusion on Yakotaur to trick him into delivering himself to you, thinking he can mind-control you as a form of leverage. But once he's finished, we have a spell that can grant you your request. We can turn you to earth and seal the world back together. You can die in a greater fashion to the Alicorn Gods, and Equestria will be repaired.
  • Midgard Serpent: ".... I see..... Well, be warned that it's very likely that the fool will insult me. I can't promise that this broken old mind can keep consistent with this. My instincts will drive into overdrive, and I end up forgetting myself. I will end up resisting the attempt due to being in surviveal mode. Try to keep that in mind. It is yet another product of how much this personal hell has broken me."
  • Ice Valkyrie: I may not understand the mind of a god, but that's why we'll play it carefully. He may stand a slight chance, but you'll still win in the end. Trust me. You'll be put out of your misery soon, and we won't have to worry about something as dangerous as this again.
  • Midgard Serpent: I am grateful for this favor.
  • Yakotaur: We'll meet again once we're ready. (She disappeared)

Gaia's Cave

  • Ice Valkyrie: (She returned)...
  • Discord: So, how'd it go?
  • Ice Valkyrie: You won't believe it... But he agrees to the plan completely.
  • Mr. Krabs: HAH! And you owe me a dollar, Skipster!
  • Skipper: "Aw, nuts."
  • Fluttershy: "Oh dear. Is he really that miserable about his life?"
  • Ice Valkyrie: "He litterally stated that if the Yakotaur doesn't inspire Alicorn Ire, then he'll get the other anichent artifacts into the hands of other enemies of Equestria."
  • Icky: "Wow! That is a classic case of forcing someone to kill you by being a total asshole. That is litterally some nihilist s*** right there!"
  • Ice Valkyrie: Well if you have to spend eternity holding a planet together, it'd drive you that level of crazy. Regardless, he's willing to humor us with the plan.
  • Sparx: Pssh, yeah, HUMOR he says! (The world shook) I TAKE IT BACK, I TAKE IT BACK!!! (The tremors stopped)... This doesn't make this any easier. Working with an amoral mind is just too spooky. You never know or easily understand their minds and thus can't work so easily with.
  • Spyro: If it means we keep this level of bribery from being used against us, then let's accept that.
  • Ice Valkyrie: "He has warned that when get hets into a fighting mentality, he may forget himself."
  • Icky: "Well yeah, because I bet that once he gets into a fighting mood, he's gonna end up not knowing what he even wants at that point."
  • Sparx: Like I said, an amoral mind is hard to work with.
  • Ice Valkyrie: Be grateful we didn't have to keep secrets from a guy that can destroy the world if he wanted to. If we had to do that, we could've been screwed.
  • Devon: Once again, we have dumb luck to thank for this. Let's hope the rest of the mission ends with Yakotaur tempting fate.
  • Cornwall: Don't be as ridiculous as when you were when I joined the CVBDC when Don Rickles died this year. He's too smart to f*** a karma fairy even if he grew a boner among one.
  • Devon: You HAD to exaggerate the simple sentence of 'he wouldn't tempt fate'.
  • Cornwall: I'm a Don Rickles character. It's what we do. May he rest in peace.
  • Brandy: Or pieces if you know what I mean. (Chuckles)... Because he pla-
  • Cornwall: First off, even if we don't know he played Mr. Potato Head, don't explain the joke. Like Joker says, if you have to explain the joke, there IS no joke. Second, lamest, Don Rickles joke, ever. Third, it's not cool to disrespect his grave like that.
  • Mr. Whiskers: It's Brandy, she always treats things like that as if it's toilet paper.
  • Icky: "Also, speaking of the Yakotaur..... It's only a wonder what he's doing to Rutherford now."

Reeducation School

  • Yakotaur: (He teleported back) Ah... I love it when I win.
  • Yakotaur Clone: MEEEEE, MEMEMEMEMEMEEEEE!!! The EEA is here and I can't shake them off! They're going to shut us down if we don't- (Yakotaur froze them magically and teleported them into a hidden room)... Right, you're me, that's why I came to you.
  • Yakotaur: Well I got what I needed, so you're finished. (Starts absorbing the clone)
  • Yakotaur Clone: Wait, I have emotions, and a conscience! Do I have a life? Do I only exist as a slave? THIS ISN'T FAIR!! WHAT DOES MY LIFE MEEE- (He disappeared)
  • Yakotaur: Ugh..... I hate it when clones start to think if they last longer then a few moments. But since I felt much more powerful now, I trust that meant he completed the ritual with Rutherford..... Time to say my parting words with him before my date with the Midgard Serpent. (He teleported away)

Dungeon

  • Yakotaur: (He teleported in)... Hello, my descending enemy.
  • Rutherford: (Snorted) Rutherford not happy with you!
  • Yakotaur: Now let's not be like that, we're all adults.
  • Rutherford: Yakotaur will not get away with this.
  • Yakotaur: Oh, I think I will. I have the power to control the Midgard Serpent, and with it in my control, should anyone try to stop me, I'm not afraid to go down with the ship, and take everybody down with me. I just wanted to say my final goodbye before I depart for the Sea of Clouds.
  • Rutherford: "..... Rutherford may be no Yakbrain, but even Rutherford knows that was too quick and easy for Yakotaur to succeed like that."
  • Yakotaur: "Oh, what do you know? You can't even speak proper English! (Leaves)."
  • Rutherford: "(Quietly) Lodgers and pony friends must be up to something big."

Yakotaur's Subconscious

  • Breckenridge was seen laughing as Pang Bing was still running away from Mothlong Kai!
  • Pang Bing: ("Gazelle, Misfits, I hope you know what your doing.")
  • Breckenridge: Well, Pang, this is where we must part ways.
  • Pang Bing: (As she dodged Mothlong Kai) Define parting ways, beast?!
  • Breckenridge: At least it didn't start off with a stupid question.
  • Pang Bing: Do you take me for a fool?
  • Breckenridge: Alchourse not. I actselly thought you were gonna be worse then a fool. But good to know your a smart little kitty. I'm just going to absorb your magic, of which is the process would kill you. Now that the pools' power is all mine, so will the Midgard Serpent.
  • Pang Bing: Whatever happened to not finishing me off and leaving me to be trapped like him?
  • Breckenridge: "I was netourious for having an inconsistent thought process. It's my second worse curse, behind being the ghostly image you see before you."
  • Pang Bing: "So, in otherwords, you changed your mind?"
  • Breckenridge: "Yes, that is what I had meant by "Inconsisent thought process". You can guess why I wasn't very popular with the village folk at the time."
  • Pang Bing: "..... Then I won't be playing your game anymore! (Tricks Mothlong to charge and destroy the cage that held Yakhalla in, as Breckenridge was shocked by this)!"
  • Breckenridge: "GAAAAH?! WHAT HAVE YOU DONE?! WITHOUT HIM, I WON'T BE ABLE TO PROCESS THE YAKOTAUR FROM WHEN HE'S ABOUT TO MAKE A MISTAKE?!"
  • Pang Bing: "Admiting that only makes it more benifitcal. (Finally musters up and causes Mothlong to vanish in magic) You were already on thin ice weaponising my loved ones against me, but when you threaten to take away my sacred gift, that's when the claws are out?! (Grabs Yakhalla and flies too fast for Breckenridge to react)!"
  • Breckenridge: "(GROWLS)?! THAT'S IT?! I'M GOING BACK TO JUST LOCKING UP IN MY CAGE NECKLACE WITH HIM AS WELL?! ABSORBING YOUR MAGIC'S NOT THAT WORTH IT ANYMORE?! (Flies after Pang Bing as she held Yakhalla, as she arrived to a memory representation of the village where Yakhalla met with Vulturoni, as she flew into the village and managed to hid away with Yakhalla before Breckenridge got a chance to see where she hid.) AW DON'T DO THIS TO ME NOW?! WHERE ARE YOU?! (GROWLS ANGERLY AS HE SNORTS BLACK SMOKE FROM THE BONE NOSEHOLES, AS HE STARTED TO FLOUT AROUND!)"
  • Yakhalla: "... Why, have you helped me? I'm nothing but trouble incarnate."
  • Pang Bing: Are you? Or has that spirit been controlling you all along? You sold your soft repressed side, that's you, for power. Your anger from the truth of your existence drove you to lines best not crossed and Breckenridge took advantage of that for his own revenge.
  • Yakhalla: ".... Please understand, I had nothing else to turn to. My own parents had no business to be togather otherwise. I'm nothing but a monster to this world. I wasn't meant to exist."
  • Pang Bing: "..... I understood that your parents were not decent souls, but that shouldn't mean you should allow yourself to reach this rock bottom. You could've seeked help."
  • Yakhalla: "It wouldn't've changed how menaingless my life is. Had it not been that union of conquesters, the Yakotaur would've never been a reality. And now, even if I should be free of this nightmare, I have no hope of forgiveness. Even the kindest soul would sooner fear me then anything else."
  • Pang Bing: "..... I may not be able to speak for other nations of this world, but Equestria in compairison to them would not be as cold. Barring a small number of individuals that would need ALOT of convincing, the Equestrians often act as if nothing ill has ever occured."
  • Yakhalla: "Well, it's not just others I fear..... It's myself. I would never forgive myself for what I done.... My parents may've been the scum of the world, but..... My existence was owed to them. I banished them to a horrorable dimention....... I shudder about the likely fact of them not being alive at this point, or worse, if they are, but not as themselves."
  • Pang Bing: "..... Look, I know what it is like..... I have made a simular mistake of trusting dark forces as well. My own sorrows have made me not free of my own mistakes as well. I once thought I had no hope of redemption myself, but...... A kind soul helped me seen that through. I rise above my temtper and saw it's downfall. You have a chance to do the same."
  • Yakhalla: "The spirit is too powerful now. I am too weakened to fight back. And even then, my physical appearence as the Yakotaur is beyond my control."
  • Pang Bing: "You don't nessersarly need to fight him. You are his only way to able to keep the Yakotaur from making mistakes. Without you, he's powerless to prevent the Yakotaur from facing a battle he can't win without tricks."
  • Yakhalla realised this......
  • Yakhalla: "...... Then we need to further incompasitate the spirit then just hiding from him. It won't be enough to just hide from him. Especially not here. The spirit knows this place too well. He would find us eventually."
  • Pang Bing: Lucky for you, I have a plan. (Breckenridge was heard growling from miles of the hiding place).... But let's find somewhere else to further discuss this. (The duo ran off and left the village and back into the subconscious realm)

Reality

  • Yakotaur: All reeducated yaks of the Yaklands, OUR HOUR OF VICTORY IS AT HOOF! (The warped yaks cheered) Now that I possess the power of Alicorn Gods ten fold, we can take the world by force. No longer will yaks be living with their heads stuck in the snow. Now you shall prosper as a race once again. You will no longer worry about so much danger that you must dumb down. The dawn of the Yak Age, HAS, BEGUN!! (They all cheered) So go and prepare for a massive invadtion! I will join you all shortly, after I secure the ultamate ultamatum! (Vanishes in a cloud of smoke as the Yaks get right to work on preparing a large invadtion!)
  • An EEA reminant was seen hiding and having overheard this, and was seen making contact.
  • EEA agent: "This is EEA Agent 8, the Yakotaur is sending out the invadtion force to begin the mass conquest. We need to warn the nation leaders of this!"
  • (???): "Understood. Try to go out of your way to rescue your captured comrades and evacuate for reinforcements."
  • EEA Agent: "They were magicly frozen and left in some obscure hidden compartment. I need time to do that. And what about the invasion?"
  • (???): "Let us worry about that. Focus on getting the team out of here."
  • EEA Agent: Yes, sir! (Sighs) What a day before the holiday off. (He ran off)

Gaia's Cave

  • (Gaia): So, you have a use for the Am Fear now?
  • Twilight:... Can you use it to save the Yaklands?
  • (Gaia): Not sure I can get there in a short time.
  • Twilight: "Well then we're gonna have to make an Am Fear sized portal to make up for it then!"
  • (Gaia): "Well it's not exactly subtile."
  • Icky: "At this point, the Yaks are already making preperations for an invadtion! Subtility Time has closed."
  • (Gaia): "..... Fair enough. But I'm gonna need alot of magical assitence to put up such a portal."
  • Rainbow Dash: "Well you already have Twilight, Starlight, and two Tempestes for that!"
  • Patrick: We cloned Tempest?
  • Ice Valkyrie:... She was referring to ME!!!
  • Patrick: Oh... But your horn is still there.
  • Tempest:... He doesn't have any brains, does he?
  • Squidward: Understatement of the entire day!
  • Starlight: Well we can't use the Crystal Heart. We need to save the charging power for the Midgard Serpent's spell.
  • Grubber: And Tempest has been practicing a unique way to concentrate the raw magic in her broken horn to be used as an amplifier, so her sparks can jumpstart your spell.
  • Twilight: Really? I always knew there was untold power in that stump of yours.
  • Tempest:... You just combined a blunt insult with a compliment, and made it like casual conversation.... Never imagined that was possible.
  • Grubber: That's probably because it never would've occurred to you.
  • Tempest: Let's just move this along. You girls ready?
  • The Five horns glowed, though Tempest's sparked abit.

Yakcon.

  • A Top General was over looking the preperations as airships were being lined up.
  • A Yak LT walked up to him
  • Yak LT: "General Yak Butter, we're almost ready for send-off soon.
  • General Yak Butter: "Good. It's ashame Commander Yak-Crack won't get to see this unfold. But I'm more then willing to take over for him. How has Rutherford been doing?"
  • Yak LT: "The Re-Educator's orders are forfilled. He's chained up in the compartment in the re-education center."
  • General Yak Butter: "Good. Any word about the EEA straggler..... But real quick first, what does that "EEA" stuff mean?"
  • Yak LT: From what I initially thought, it was 'Equestrian Educational Agency'. But I checked the ponies' profiles and turns out they're of the Equine Educational Association. Their head Chancellor Neighsay says our reeducation school is unlicensed and a bad influence on weak-minded yaks.
  • General Yak Butter:.... An Educational Association's a thing now?
  • Yak LT: "Appearently so."
  • General Yak Butter:...... Well we're gonna have to tell that guy to piss off then!
  • Yak LT: I wouldn't recommend that, sir. He may be racist from what I gather, but he's a good councilor and old friend of the Unicorn Council, and Former Headmaster Shineflare's best friend.
  • General Yak Butter: Wait, he's racist?
  • Yak LT: Yeah, it says he specializes in pony education only.
  • General Yak Butter: Then why the buck is he concerned with us yaks?!
  • Yak LT: A favor from Shineflare.
  • General Yak Butter: "But wasn't she ousted as council leader?"
  • Yak LT: It's possable she asked the EEA to get involved and he agreed as a friend, even without her status. He doesn't particularly like her forced retirement and after the hippogriff summit and the Storm King's attack, he recently wants to ban relations among other races by banning multiracial schools. He wants us shut down so we don't become a nuisance.
  • General Yak Butter: Well why should we listen to a bastard like that, hmm? Yaks are not his juristiction!
  • Yak LT: "Let's remember that this is a friend of Shineflare. Likely before she was removed from power, she had made it that the EEA DO have juristiction within non-equestrian lands! So in otherwords..... Yaks are their juristiction."
  • General Yak Butter: "(Surprised face)....... Well shit. Well good thing about this invadtion huh? When Equestria's congured, that organisation will be disbanned. And nothing is gonna interupt the invadtion what-so-eve-"
  • Soldier's voice: "AM FEAR?!"
  • General Yak Butter: "WHAT THE FUCK?! PLEASE TELL ME THAT WAS JUST SOMEONE TRYING TO PULL A JOKE?!"
  • A roar was heard!
  • Yak LT: "..... Then they're damn good pranksters, because THAT SOUNDED REAL?!"
  • Yak Legionnaire: (Runs in) THIS IS NOT A JOKE, AM FEAR ATTACK, RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!!! (Panics crazily, running off)
  • Yak LT: Ugh, Moncreiffe is off his meds again. But yeah, it might not be a pra- (The Am Fear rips the roof off as he screams)
  • Gaia: Where is Prince Rutherford?
  • General Yak Butter: WE DON'T KNOW, THE RE-EDUCATOR WIPED OUR MEMORIES OF HIS LOCATION. Me myself, I never got to attend his de-powering, cause, well in light of Yak-Crack's absince, I have to be encharged now, so-
  • Gaia: You know I can read your mind to know you're bluffing. We can do this the easy way or the hard way. And I'm positive you don't want to do things the hard way with an Am Fear around.
  • General Yak Butter: "(Gulp)...... It's been implied that the re-education center has hidden wall compartments. We don't exactly know which, honest!"
  • Gaia: ".... I suppose that's better then nothing. Well, since while I'm here. (Instructs the Am Fear to start destroying the Yak Ship Fleets as the Yak Crews and soldiers retreated and screamed from this)"
  • Yak LT: "..... You do realise that if Yak-Crack ever comes back, he would give you serious scoldings for failing to protect these expendsive fleet ships."
  • General Yak Butter: "....... I'm more worried about the Re-Educator. If HE comes back from fighting the Midgard Serpent, whatever Yak-Crack would do to me, The Re-Educator would be worse!"
  • The duo fleed as the Am Fear's destruction continued!
  • The Dum Twins as Legion Soldiers were seen running, but they were grabbed by a hidden Gloom and Doom!
  • Rum: "HUH?! GLOOM!? DOOM?! WHAT YOU TWO DOING?! THERE'S AN AM FEAR ON THE LOSE?!"
  • Gloom: Get a hold of yourselves, you two! You need to help us stop Yakotaur.
  • Bum: Uh, are you stupid? He's been imprisoned for years.
  • Doom: Then who do you think you've been serving that can wield the Staff of Yakotaur so well?
  • The Dums quickly realised this as the spell flickered off and died....
  • Rum: "..... I CAN'T BELIEVE WE FORGOT THA- (Doom covered him up)!"
  • Gloom: "Hey ease up on the yelling, will ya? You wanna attracted unwanted attention?"
  • Bum: "We need to get Yakbrian out of here!"
  • Doom: Oh don't worry, he already got out. It's US who need to get RUTHERFORD out of here.
  • Rum: And where do we find him? All I see is an Am Fear destroying everything and- AM FEAR?!?
  • Dum: WET YOURSELVES LIKE BABIES AND RUN!!!
  • Gloom: Relax, you two! It's on our side. Well, thanks to an alicorn anyway. See? (They noticed Gaia controlling the Am Fear)
  • Rum: Darn! I already started wetting myself.
  • Gloom: Tch, just like what our little Rum used to do at kindergarten. Nostalgia. 
  • Rum: Says the guy who said a bad word a day after saying his first word.
  • Gloom: Ugh! Let's get out of here! (The four ran)

Re-Education Center

  • Gaia: (The Am Fear found Rutherford via Gaia's powers) There! (It tore open the dungeon cell)
  • Rutherford: YAAAAHHHH!!!
  • Gaia: Do not be alarmed, Prince Rutherford. This Am Fear is under my control. The Lodgers and their friends sent me here to rescue you and save your race.
  • Rutherford:... Took Lodgers and ponies long enough.
  • Gaia then Levitated Rutherford up and next to her, then got the Am Fear to leave.....
  • The EEA Agent arrived and saw that the compartment holding his partners were seen as well.
  • Agent 8: "..... Makes my mission alot easier. (Runs up to his team-mates.)"

Chapter 7: Yakotaur Fights the Midgard Serpent/The Calvery Arrives/Rutherford vs. The Yakotaur/Soothing the Midgard Serpent

Sea of Clouds

  • (This music played)
Ice Age Dawn Of The Dinosaurs Soundtrack Track 22 Campfire Stories

Ice Age Dawn Of The Dinosaurs Soundtrack Track 22 Campfire Stories

  • Yakotaur: (He teleported on a tall mountain above cloudy layers)... OH MIGHTY MIDGARD SERPENT!! YOU THINK YOU CAN TAKE MY STAFF FROM ME?!? WELL... HERE IT IS!! COME AND GET IT!!! (Storms crackled and the Serpent awakened angrily as the music climaxed)... Hmmmm... Perhaps too drumatic? (Silence)...... Do I, perhaps, have to go inside the caves and-
Badass Battle Action I'M NOT BURIED YET by Aram Zero

Badass Battle Action I'M NOT BURIED YET by Aram Zero

  • An earthquake is heard and felt by all of Equestria, even the fragle and rickity Klugetown.
  • At the Original Yakyakistan caves, Master Molir was already evacuating his clan with Valkyrien in tow.

Inside the cave.

  • The Great and Majestic ruins are now seen being destroyed by a now climbing Midgard Serpent, blinded with rage and misery!

Outside the Cave.

  • The Midgard Serpent's entire head shatters the mountain as it climbed out as Molir quickly gave a forcefiled to protect his fleeing people from the rubble.
  • The Midgard Serpent began to climb up into the sky and the clouds moved with him like an actual ocean as this was seen by the Yakotaur, who was overcompidently impressed.
  • Yakotaur: "Oh-hohohohohohoho! He really IS as big as they say, if not even bigger!"
  • As the interlude part of the music concludes, the Midgard Serpent rears his angery head, and roared like this!
Godzilla 2014 - Roar Sound Effect

Godzilla 2014 - Roar Sound Effect

A roar that can be heard through the Unitered Universes

  • The Midgard Serpent's roar was so mighty, it caused even Torch to wimper like a scared dog, the greatest giant to spilled his lenomaide, as it was heard throughout the United Universes, even the AUU heard it!

Monster Island.

  • King Ghidorah: "(Translated from various growls) (Confoundery, 2014 Godzilla, you were ASKED to behavie?! NO MAKING ROARS LOUD ENOUGH FOR THE UNIVERSES TO HEAR?!"
  • 2014 Godzilla: "(Hey, that was NOT me this time! It must be some OC Kaiju ripping us off!)"
  • Mothra: "((Sighs), I'll be sure to have the twins notify Scroop Corp about coping us.... Again..... For the 3rd episode in a row!)"

Sea of Clouds.

  • The Midgard Serpent: "(The Music was on break) YOU, WOULD DARE CHALLNAGE ME IN MY MISERY?! WHAT DEATH WISH DO YOU PROCESS?!"
  • Yakotaur: Your one to talk about death wishes! You're the Midgard Serpent, everybody knows you live in pain.... Well, almost everybody, but whatever. You don't stand a chance against my unfathomable power. I have the power to control you.
  • Midgard Serpent: Oh really? Then prove to me that you are not a bluff!
  • Yakotaur: AS YOU WISH!! (He prepares the Staff)
  • The Yakotaur used the staff, and dispite a fantasic display, the Midgard Serpent was completely uneffected.....
  • Yakotaur: "..... What?"
  • Midgard Serpent: "..... Well..... I'm waiting."
  • The Yakotaur: "....... Something, something went wrong! You..... You should be in my complete control right now!"
  • Midgard Serpent: "Well, then either all the mana of the universes itself isn't worth salt to me..... Or you could've been potaintionally fooled."
  • The Yakotaur realised something......
  • The Yakotaur: "....... NO WONDER THOSE ACCURSED MISFITS WENT DOWN SO PHATHICLY EASY?! IT WAS A TRICK?! THAT MAGIC POOL WASN'T A MAGIC POOL AT ALL?! IT WAS AN IMPOSTER?! I JUST INCURED THE WRATH OF THE MIDGARD SERPENT FOR-..... (Realises that too)...... Nothing...... (Looks at an incrisingly enraged Midgard Serpent)......... Uhhhhhhhhhhhh...... Is it, possable to ask you to wait for me to find the real magic pools so we can start all over again or-"
  • The Midgard Serpent roared as he attacked the Yakotaur!
  • The Yakotaur turned into smoke and began to evade the Midgard Serpent as the music returned!
  • Molir and his people watch the event unfold from the outskirts of the mountains themselves.
  • Molir: "....... I'm, confused......"
  • Valkyrien: I heard what he said. Seems someone got the jump on Yakotaur. Whatever happened, Yakotaur signed his own death warrant.
  • Gilgamesh: (Chuckles) And I thought the bastard was supposed to be smart.
  • Valkyrien: Well seems these Lodger guys managed to pull a fast one.
  • Molir:..... Ordenarly, I'd say we move on, but..... This actselly looks kinda entertaining. Let's stick for the show for a bit.
  • (Gaia): Master Molir? (Cascadance arrived and Gaia spoke through her)... The Staff of Yakotaur is returned.
  • Valkyrien:... Am I seeing stuff due to that weird fruit I ate today, or is that... A bird of paradise?
  • (Gaia): I am the surviving Alicorn God you know as Gaia Everfree. I am speaking through my pet bird here to inform you to expect company. These 'Lodgers' and I, among others, will be here shortly.
  • Molir: "We're not in trouble for this, are we?"
  • (Gaia): No. You're just going to be of good use to us and yourselves... And the entire world for that matter. We'll explain everything once we arrive. Till then, try to see if you can keep the two from leaving beyond the mountains.
  • Molir: "Ya mean entrap those two here?"
  • (Gaia): Yes.
  • Gilgamesh: Pssh, how can we pull that off?
  • (Gaia): I'm sure you guardians of the Midgard Serpent's gifts can figure something out. Good luck. (Cascadance flew away and disappeared)
  • Molir:..... Well, I guess we better get to work on that containment sheild.
  • Gilgamesh: Wait... If we have a containment shield, then WHY DO WE WASTE TIME CHASING THIEVES UNTIL THEY ESCAPE?!
  • Molir: Gilga, we're not having this conversation. We have work to do.
  • The Yakotaur was still evading the Midgard Serpent!
  • Yakotaur: ("Okay, maybe it's time for a tactical retreat!") (The Midgard Serpent intersected him)
  • Midgard Serpent: You're not going anywhere until you return the Staff.
  • Yakotaur: THIS IS MY STAFF!! It was stolen from me. You only got it as a gift to satisfy your personal problems. What exactly is the point of keep a gift THAT WAS STOLEN?!
  • Midgard Serpent: You made yourself unfit for that staff long ago?! It is more like it was consbinsated from you then stolen.
  • Yakotaur: ANSWER THE QUESTION!!! WHAT'S THE POINT OF GIFTS THAT AREN'T WORTH ANYTHING TO YOU?! You're just getting them because of feeling satisfied with your job. Nobody cares about your job because they'd rather stay away from an amoral monster who can destroy the world if he could. You only get those gifts out of fear. You're nothing to the inhabitants here. All they care about is the world and not the giant snake who keeps it together. It's their home and knowing about you is very frightening.
  • Midgard Serpent: Tch, you seriously hoped that I wasn't already aware how thankless this miserable job is? What kind of serpent with far reaching knowledge would I be if something like THAT escaped me?! What exactly did you think those words were supposed to accomplish? If you think you can trick me into siding with you, then I had mistranslated your intelligence! I am hardly in the position to expect gratatude, espeicaly on how foolish I was in my youth. I was given to the position of holding the world as a punishment, I clearly didn't choose this! So alchourse they won't give proper appresiation. And I don't need it. No kind words can mend this broken soul. NOR can this broken soul be easily tempted?!
  • Yakotaur: Then you have no need for any of the gifts you have. There's absolutely no point in keeping them around.
  • Midgard Serpent: THERE IS A DEEPER MEANING IN GIVING THOSE ITEMS TO ME BEYOND JUST FOR THE SAKE OF HAVING THEM?! Items like your staff were meant to be held away from the world, never to be seen again. There are artifacts not desired to reinteract with this world again! Items beyond even an Alicorn's comprehension.
  • Yakotaur: "Well alot of good you did just giving back the staff to Yakbrain like it was nothing?!"
  • Midgard Serpent: "Do not view it as an act of incompidence in my part! I knew that one way or the other the staff will return to me! You are nothing more then just another soon to be congured threat for historians to write down! The odds were not in your favor that you would succeed. And for the vast majority of infinite possibilities, you for most of them were never garrentied to succeed! And for those very, very VERY small chances, circumstances are not right enough for your victory to be true."
  • Yakotaur: "HOW WHO'S TRYING TO MESS WITH WHO'S HEAD?! IF YOU THINK YOU CAN MAKE ME DEPRESS WITH YOUR DEPRESSING EMBITTERED SAGE WISTOM, THEN CEASE?! I'M GOING HAVE TO COME BACK WHEN I CONTAIN THE REAL POOLS?! THEN I'LL BE MAKING SING A DIFFERENT TUNE, (TURNS ANOTHER DIRECTION) SOON ENOUGH- (Smacks into an invisable magic wall) AGGGGH?! (Sees that Molir and some warriors were creating a barrior to entrap The Yakotaur and the Midgard Serpent within the Sea of Clouds, as a goofy warrior waved with a stupid happy expression, but a more serious warrior sternfully stared him out of it)..... What're your silly cult doing?!"
  • Midgard Serpent: "Obviously, they want to restrict our dispute here so I wouldn't end up chasing you across Equestria as I end up unraveling in the process, ruining the unstable foundations."
  • Yakotaur: "...... GRRRRRRRRR?! CAN THIS DAY GET WORSE?!"
  • Midgard Serpent: "Perhaps you would like to explain that to me..... YAKHALLA?!"
  • The Yakotaur started to get a heart-attack from that!

The Yakotaur's Sub-Conjustus.

  • The Place started to shake and tumble, as Yakhalla glowed a bit.
  • Yakhalla: "....... Someone has said my name again on the outside!"
  • Pang Bing: "I must ask, why is that a thing?"
  • Yakhalla: "My name is a holy one blessed by my grandfather. It is a name that is designed to deter possession."
  • Pang Bing: "Then that explains Breckenridge's enragement."
  • Yakhalla: "Yes. If the name is said enough time, the dark spirit will be exspelled, and all of it's enfluence will be cleansed, even the staff."
  • Pang Bing: "So your name is under an exorcist hex."
  • Yakhalla: "Yes. It was meant to protect me from the vengeful spirits of defeated enemies.... Or, now, in this case..... Save me from my own stupid mistake..... Too bad it was mostly a family secret up until this point, then the Ancihent Yakyakistanies would've known that."
  • Pang Bing: Then we must use that to free your body from Breckenridge's control.
  • Yakhalla: How? It has to be from the outside.
  • (Midgard Serpent): Yakhalla! Free yourself from this wretched spirit. (The place rumbled again)
  • Pang Bing:... We need to tell whoever's speaking to him.
  • Yakhalla: Again, how?
  • Pang Bing: Don't worry, my plan's going to pay off soon and we'll both be freed from this prison.
  • Yakhalla: I sure hope so.
  • ???: "Don't forget that you have your own problems, you little fleas?!"
  • Mothlong re-generated and appeared flying in to chase after the duo!
  • Pang Bing: "Yakhalla, go find safety, I'll fight this twisted creation off!"
  • Yakhalla did that as Pang Bing began to bravely fought Mothlong off, as Breckenridge's laughter was heard, as shadowy figures rose from the ground, and became the angry anti-magic mob from Pang Bing's past!
  • Anti-Magic Mob member 1: "GET THE WITCH?!"
  • Anti-Magic Mob member 2: "CEASE THAT HEXER?!"
  • The Anti-Magic Mob began to march where Pang Bing was as Yakhalla saw this!
  • Yakhalla: "MISS PANG BING?! LOOK OUT?!"
  • Pang Bing: (She turned around quickly and paralyzed the mob magically and fought against Mothlong as it overpowered her)
  • Yakhalla: NOOOO!! (He jumps on Mothlong) URRGH!! URGH, IT'S LIKE FIGHTING AN ABNORMALLY STRONG BEAR?! (Mothlong threw him off) OOF! (Mothlong roared until Pang Bing used her magically enhanced staff to stab him)...
  • Pang Bing: YOU OUTLASTED MY PAIENTICE, YOU INSOLENT AMALGAMATION OF SOME OF MY MOST PERSONAL FOES!!! I'LL GIVE YOU SOMETHING TO FEAR! (Mothlong dissipated away)... Thanks, Yakhalla.
  • Yakhalla: "Your welcome. Your the first kind soul I met in a long time."
  • ???: "That creature may've not succeeded in containing you, (Breckenridge arrived) But at least it slowed you down enough for me to catch up! And just in time, because I became too aware of the trick your misfit friends pulled! Even without direct control, I have no intention to go down easily! I will reclaim Yakhalla and give the Yakotaur a needed boost to escape that serpent!"
  • Pang Bing: "Well I too have no intentions to go down easily."
  • Breckenridge: "Good! Then defeating your hope will make your sorrow ALL THE MORE SWEETER?!"
  • Pang Bing: Don't get too excited. I don't get defeated easily.
  • Breckenridge: We shall see. (He attacked)
  • Pang Bing and Breckenridge began to fight!

Sea of Clouds.

  • The Yakotaur was trying to maintain himself in the midst of his heartattack!
  • The Yakotaur: "Curse those troublesome misfits?! If I ever see them again, or if I seen the REAL ONES, I will NOT handle them with kid gloves?!"
  • Midgard Serpent: So you finally stopped underestimating your challnagers for once? Good! Maybe while you're at it, stop fighting a battle you can't win and return the Staff.
  • Yakotaur: I'll never do that, even if the valkyries of Valhalla asked me so! I went through too much trouble to get it back!
  • Midgard Serpent: Then you'll have twice as much trouble keeping it.
  • Yakotaur: If it comes to that, it's a risk I'm willing to take. I exist only to conquer Equestria.
  • Midgard Serpent: Do you? Or is your path your own and you only think so because you're being controlled? Don't forget that this whole conquest thing was something your parents wanted from you.
  • Yakotaur: "Mockery spewing snake?! WHY DID YOU THINK I BECAME THIS?! I WAS MORE THEN AWARE OF MY OTHERWISE MEANINGLESS EXISTENCE AND THAT THOSE TWO WOULDN'T'VE CONHIVICED ME IF THERE WASN'T A REAL DESIRE FOR IT UNLESS IT WAS CONQUEST?! I, WAS NEVER MEANT TO EXIST?!"
  • Midgard Serpent: "Just because something wasn't intended by nature or a grand design to exist, doesn't mean it's pointless. It is possable for unintended creations to do great things. The real you just ended up looking for the wrong help for it. The only real unintended mistake was you becoming the Yakotaur of Legend and embracing that dark spirit!"
  • Yakotaur: Dark spirit? He's been a great conscience my entire life.
  • Midgard Serpent: More like he's been using you for his own agenda. You must free yourself of it for your own good, Yakhalla!
  • Yakotaur: (Getting the heart attack again) THAT IS NOT WHO I AM ANYMORE!!!
  • Midgard Serpent:... Saying that name is bringing you pain.
  • Yakotaur: THAT'S NOT YOUR CONCERN!!! I'M LEAVING AND THAT'S FINAL!!
  • ???: You think so? (The Lodgers and everyone else appeared)
  • Yakotaur: YOU!!! YOU TRICKED ME!!
  • Banzai: Yeah, we tricked you. It's what we do to OP smarties like you.
  • Shenzi: Just give him back the staff. It's for your own good.
  • Yakotaur: Never, never, NEVER!!! (He unleashes all the power as Merlin and Gazelle fought him off until Yakotaur's magic turned from red to blue-green)
  • (Pang Bing):... Guys!
  • Gazelle: Pang?
  • (Pang Bing): I've only got control of Yakotaur for only a short time, so you must know. I figured out his weakness.
  • Capper: He had a weakness?
  • (Pang Bing): Yes! He- (Breckenridge regained control)
  • Yakotaur: Nice try, you insolent mouse-eater! You'll NEVER know my weakness- (Pang Bing regains control)
  • (Pang Bing): "YOU HAVE TO REPEAT YAKHALLA ENOUGH TIMES TO EXSIRSIZE THE SPIRIT OUT?!"
  • Icky: "Oh so THAT'S why he has a heart attack from that name!"
  • The Yakotaur (Breckenridge re-takes control): "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO?! CURSED THIS NAME HEX?! I SHOULD'VE DEDICATED TIME TO HAVE IT REMOVED INSTEAD OF GOING AFTER THE MIDGARD SERPENT TOO SOON?!"
  • Rutherford: "Yakotaur may as well stop now! We will start saying Yakotaur's real name enough time to stop you!"
  • The Yakotaur: "(Enrages out so badly that neither Pang Bing or Breckenridge can control him anymore) GRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH?! YOU WILL PAY FOR THIS INDIGNITY?! (ANGERLY CHARGES AT RUTHERFORD?!"

Yakotaur's subconjustus!

  • Breckenridge: "NO?! STOP?! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO?! WHAT HAVE YOU DONE, YOU ACCURSED CAT? NOW NEITHER OF US CAN STOP THE YAKOTAUR FROM RECKLESSLY FIGHTING RUTHERFORD?! EVEN WITHOUT THE PUNCH, HE HAS NO CHANCE TO DEFEAT THE DESENDENT OF THE YAK WHO DEFEATED HIM?!"
  • Pang Bing: "Good! Then at least it will mean that your reign of terror is over!"
  • Breckenridge angerly growled?!
  • Yakhalla was seen having a greater glow now as he felt some of his powers restored now.....
  • Yakhalla: "...... And I, would like the honor of kick-starting it! (He began to blast Breckenridge with holy light, hurting Breckenridge, where in the process on the outside, damages the Yakotaur as well as he started to crack with lights seeping out, but the Yakotaur was too enraged to acknowledge this, but everyone else had seen it)"
  • Breckenridge: "NO?! STOP?! ALL I WANTED WAS SOME REVENGE ON WHAT YAK KIND DID TO ME?! WAS THAT TOO MUCH TO ASK?!"
  • Yakhalla: "Considering all the years of regret you put me through and the kind of monster you turned my body into, yes?! Your misintroped revenge was too much to ask for?! And even then, your unfortunate fate was because you gave them no reason to be kind to you in your cruel life?!"
  • Breckenridge: "THINK ABOUT WHAT YOUR THROWING AWAY!? I GAVE YOU MEANING?! WITHOUT ME, YOU'LL GO BACK TO BEING WITHOUT A POINT?! YOUR PARENTS MEANT FOR YOU TO BE A CONGUREOR?!"
  • Yakhalla: "Then I will forge my own desteny?! AWAY FROM WHAT THEY WANTED, AND WHAT YOU WANTED?! CONSIDER THIS PARTNERSHIP OVER, PARASITE?!"
  • Breckenridge raged out and tried to harm Yakhalla, but his power was seen dying out! Breckenridge realised that his enfluence was dying!
  • Yakhalla: "....... It is actselly you who will be nothing without me. You'll be expelled from my body and likely be banished to limbo afterwords. Both I and the anichent panaian wizard who owned this staff, deserved better then you!"
  • Breckenridge: "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO?!"

Outside the subconjustus!

  • The Yakotaur had managed to magicly grabbed Rutherford, but when Yakhalla momentarly gained enfluence, he has the Yakotaur uncontrolably give Rutherford the power of the Yak Punch back to him, weakening the Yakotaur and causing him to crack in light magic even more, to the Yakotaur's surprise!
  • The Yakotaur: "WHAT?! I, I DIDN'T DO THAT?!"
  • The Yakotaur also began to uncontrolably began to free all the other magic he sucked out back to their rightful owners, as the Yakotaur began to crack more and more, the Yakotaur finally realising what was going on! Pang Bing was freed as well!
  • Yakotaur: "WHAT IS THIS?!"
  • (Yakhalla): "Now, Prince Rutherford! While punching this false avatar, say my real name, and the spirit will be exspilled out, and this false body breaks, freeing me and the staff!"
  • Yakotaur: "NO?! NO PLEASE?! DON'T TAKE HIM SERIOUSLY, HE'S A HOPELESS LOSER, HE DOESN'T KNOW WHAT HE'S SAYING?!"
  • Rutherford: You're worst things Yakhalla's wants. (Yakotaur was in pain again) You're only manifestation of Yakhalla's worst mentality created by Breckenridge for his revenge. (Yakotaur was in pain again as Breckenridge was being expelled from the body as he tried to fight it)
  • Breckenridge: STOP IT!!! MY KIND KILLED ME WITHOUT ACCEPTING MY APOLOGY!! I AM DOING THIS FOR MY DEAD FAMILY!!!
  • Rutherford: Breckenridge chose to take logical action in awful time period too seriously, and not take action that doesn't endanger family. He kill himself by apologizing to angry victims of genocide. Nobody forgive Breckenridge for something like that right away. Breckenridge doom family all by himself. They already upset with Breckenridge with reckless choices, and they upset after death Breckenridge caused through poor planning.
  • (Yakhalla): He's right, you know.
  • Breckenridge: HE'S JUST A DUMB YAK!!! HE DOESN'T KNOW RIGHT FROM WRONG!!
  • Rutherford: Yaks may be dumb... But yaks not lack magic of friendship nor see it. Yaks prefer to be dumb than smart, not just because of Breckenridge... But because yaks happy as we are, with smart friends and family.
  • Breckenridge: GRRRGGGHHHHHHH!!!!!
  • Rutherford: YAKHALLAAAAAAAAAA!!! (He used the punch)
  • Breckenridge: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO-
  • Breckenridge was punched hard enough that he was flung right into a waiting portal to Limbo casted there by Starswirl, as Breckenridge screamed in agony as the portal closed.
  • The Bewildered Yakotaur shattered into breaking shadowy-disapating glass as Yakhalla was freed, as this went on, the Midgard Serpent went back inside what was left of Midgard Mountain and back into his lair, awaiting his own fate.
  • Yakhalla awoke from this......
  • Yakhalla: "..... I'm finally free."
  • Yakhalla looked at the others as the containment shield was closing down.
  • Yakhalla: ".... I know little of how to repay you all."
  • Icky: "Well, you can start by helping us take the Midgard Serpent out of his misery."
  • Yakhalla: "..... You sure he would want this?"
  • Starlight: "It was kinda why this whole thing started."
  • Yakhalla: "..... But what about the Panan worshipers of his? What is to become of them?"
  • Molir: We do have a home, you know. We can still live as guardians of the gifts we offered the Serpent.
  • Discord: Sounds kinda like something that could be risky.
  • Molir: Are you kidding? We take risks all the time. We can handle some evil magic weapons.
  • Yakhalla: "..... Very well..... I'll aide in this. I'll give the staff back after words. Purifived or not, I rather it go back to where it belongs. It's return to the surface has offered enough trouble as it is."
  • Gazelle: Wisest decision you've ever made.
  • Yakhalla: Thank all of you for saving me from Breckenridge.
  • Alex: It's what we do.
  • Yakhalla: "Only question is...... What am I to do now afterwords?"
  • Twilight: "..... How's about we keep in touch, Yakhalla? If we have something for you to do, we will give you that chance."
  • Yakhalla: ".... Thank you for this. I'll keep it in mind."
  • Yakbrain: "Yes yes yes, all well's that ends well. Now, can we not keep the Midgard Serpent waiting on his end of the bargin?"
  • Icky: "Chillax, Brainiac, we haven't forgotten him in the slightist."
  • Iago: He's literally bigger than the planet, how could we?
  • Yakbrain: Stop being a smartass and just get the spell over with.

Crystal Empire

  • Twilight: Alright, magic is fully charged and ready to shine.
  • Sandy: LET'S GIT'R DONE!! (The Crystal Heart glowed bright and shined magic all over the globe as it petrified the Midgard Serpent)
  • Midgard Serpent:... My final words to the Alicorn Gods... YOU SHOULD'VE DONE SOMETHING LIKE THIS, WHEN YOU HAD THE CHANCE, YOU OVER-GLORIFIVED FLYING HORRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRSESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSssssssssssssss- (He was completely turned to stone and he bonded to the world and patched and sealed it together)
  • Gaia:... The world feels healthier than it was before.
  • Luna: And thank my lucky stars that we no longer have to deal with the Midgard Serpent.
  • Icky: "Oh hey Celestia and Luna, nice of you to join us even though you were BARELY in the episode."
  • Celestia: "Our apologies. Preping up Equestria for the holidays prevented us from helping. But we're glad this was resolved all the same."
  • Luna: "And at least we can enjoy the festivites in peace."
  • Fluttershy: "I'm just glad the Midgard Serpent is at least not suffering anymore."
  • Capper: Yeah! May he take a literal dirtnap in peace.
  • Preyer: Really, Cap? I know the Midgard Serpent wasn't pleasent in person, but at least have the modesty to give proper respect.
  • Capper: He was amoral, okay? Hard to either respect or spite him, really.
  • Rutherford: But now threat of Yakotaur is finally over.
  • Yakbrain:... Everyyak? I just wanna say-
  • Rutherford: Brother Yakbrain no apologize. Father explain equal guilt before this. Rutherford forgive Brother Yakbrain. But, Brother Yakbrain must promise to be honest with family next time.
  • Yakbrain: "..... Oh come here, you big lug. (Hugs Rutherford, who returns it with a bigger hug, to his discomfert) Ugggh! We, really need to work on limiting the strentgh of these hugs."
  • Ice Valkyrie was seen with Whitewood and Sir Tuxedo.
  • Twilight came up.
  • Twilight: "Your welcome to join the celebration with us."
  • Ice Valkyrie: ".... I would be delighted too, Sparkle."
  • Twilight: "So, what will you do now?"
  • Ice Valkyrie: "I'll pretty much come to be with the Exmentals and stay with Healzon. It's the least I can do for all the woe I placed them through..... I'm just worried about the Professor. He's still out there somewhere, and likely still cause Equestria some trouble in some later event."
  • Twilight: "Oh don't worry. Some day, Eagle-Beak will change for the better. It may take a great while though, but it can happen. Till then, don't worry about what can happen someday, and enjoy the now."
  • Ice Valkyrie: "...... And here's a perfect way to enjoy this now. (Casted a spell into the sky and caused the clouds to produce snow)."
  • Pinkie: "OHHHHH! IT'S SNOWING?!"
  • Cinch: "OH FOR CRYING OUT LOUD, DON'T TELL ME THE CHRISTAIL HEART BROKE AGAIN?!"
  • Rainbow Dash: "Chillax, Mistress Crankypants. This is harmless snow. (Makes a snowball) See? (Throws it at Cinch who quickly deflected with a defence sheild)......"
  • Cinch: "..... So is THAT your game, is it? (Makes multibale snowballs with magic)"
  • Rainbow Dash: "..... Wa-oh. HEADS UP, PINKIE PIE?!"
  • Rainbow Dash and Pinkie took over as a snowball fight started!
  • Icky: "SNOWBALL FIGHT DECLARED, LADIES AND GERMS?!"
  • Everyone began to join in the fun!
  • The Camera Pans away from the Christail Empire.

Epilogue

Skullian Prime.

  • This was being seen by The Arcitect....
  • Arcitect growled and slammed his fist onto the screen, causing it to leave......
  • Arcitect: "...... What a way to end the year on....... But make no mistake, you annoyences....... 2018 will not be so gentle?!"

Fin?

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