|Alber Mirchael-Fulcrum Thamber|
|Title||Alber Mother-F*****g Thamber, Alber the Smuggler, The Goddamn Smuggler|
|Race/Species||Chili-Skinned Salse (Salseraptor hong)|
|Faction||Vault Seekers Ally, Crazy Troy's Black Market, Armatage Corporation (Formerly)|
|Description||Greedy, Great, Bitter, Grudge-Worthy, Intelligent, Strategic, Impossibly Skilled In Smuggler Business|
|Skills and Abilities||Common Raptor Abilities, Armatage-Huncus Equipment, Teleportation and Digistruction Abilties|
|Location|| Alternate UUniverses
Alber M.F. Thamber, AKA Alber Mother-F*****g Thamber, or Alber the Smuggler, is an Alternate UUniversal Salse from Planet Tolvent. He is a raptor smuggler who grew up in the Tartamon Station and is currently a member of the Black Market owned by Crazy Troy in the Armatage-Huncus Dumpyards of Uridia, and is one of the best in the business. He is literally the best because he does the most impossible of achievements, smuggling the strongest of Armatage, Huncus, and other weapon corporation weaponry for people to use to defense themselves. He has done 'impossible s***', and he constantly provides great and mysterious deals for the Vault Seekers. As they constantly question how he gets them, he always responds by saying "BECAUSE I'M A SMUGGLER!" like HISHE Batman, and never answers specifically. He comes from a family who are adequate inventors of teleporters and Digistruct Modules and technology, which allows things to be built by the blueprint digitally, and has been one of the biggest technologies in the AUU for a long time, and thus he has his own hack into the teleportation grid, and is one of the people who finds it quite extortionist how people who use the DNA-storage stations of the Armatage Corporation have to pay 10% fees to be resurrected through their Digistruct service of Digisurrection, especially since he believes it is a disgraceful use to his family's technology, an since many of them worked for them. This technology may prove a good point as to how he is such a good smuggler, as his underground living residence in the biggest black-market community in the Beofynzeny System called Tradeaway. He is an AUU parallel to Borderlands Michael Mamaril, except he is far different and sparse.