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Alone in a New World is the 8th Episode of the 2nd Season of the SpongeBob and Friends Adventures Chronicles series. Dr. Edgar, a very famous eagle paleontologist, uncovers a preserved and surprisingly attractive Pteronodon from a glacier, and breaks her from her icy prison. The pterodactyl, after learning that the dinosaurs of her world have gone extinct, falls into sadness. Dr. Edgar feels sorrow for the pterodactyl, whom which he names Tiki, and befriends her. However, Tiki, being primitive, mistakes Dr. Edgar's kindness as a mating gesture, and abducts him. Senator Tricorn calls the Shell Lodge, and is furious about Edgar's abduction, especially when the idea of a loose prehistoric creature will cause histeria, and would be bad on her approval ratings in re-elections. But the Lodge is convinced that Tiki is just trying to adapt to a new home, and intends to find her and learn why she abducted Dr. Edgar. Meanwhile, Dr. Edgar and Tiki begin bonding as friends, and maybe even as boyfriend and girlfriend, unaware that Senator Tricorn is on her way to kill Tiki.

Transcript

Chapter 1- A Preserved Glory

earlier before during Beauiful and Dangerious.

  • An Eagle Sciencetist and a bunch of ice climbing goats are seen in the dragon realms ice area.
  • Goat 1: "Remember, the dragons here warned us of evil undead warriors that haunt here as of the first legend of Spyro game."
  • Goat 2: "Oh that's a bunch of bull-" (An undead warrior pops out of the ground) AAARRRRGGGGHH!!! (Bangs the warrior dead with the pickaxe) (Dubbed as SpongeBob) AAAARRRRGGGHH! I AM GRUFF, DESTROYER OF EVIL!!!
  • Goat 1: Calm down, it's just a dead warrior.
  • The Eagle: "Would you guys kindly settle down? I am trying to consintract and what-what."
  • Goat: 1: "What?"
  • Eagle: "What-what."
  • Goat: "What what?"
  • Eagle: "What what."
  • Goat: "What what what?"
  • Eagle: "Oh please don't start that."
  • Goat: "What?"
  • Eagle: "Oh bother! Nevermind! May we please resume our work!"
  • Gruff: So, what is it we're uncovering, Dr. Eagle?
  • Eagle: We're uncovering something unbelievable. The last Pteronodon alive in this world.
  • Gruff: Really?
  • Eagle: Really really.
  • Goat: Well, can you show us?
  • Eagle: I will. As soon as we get there.
  • Goat 3: "Uh, get where?"
  • Eagle: To the top of this glacier, of course. (They reach the top of the glacier) There she is, you guys! (They all see a frozen female Pteronodon in a block of ice) Isn't she beautiful?
  • Gruff: Unbelievable!
  • Goat 2: She's amazing!
  • Goat 3: How did you find her, Edgar?
  • Dr. Edgar: I was just excavating the glacier, I saw something deep in the glacier, I dug deep in the glacier, and here it is, a Pteronodon! Senator Tricorn is gonna be impressed after she sees this beauty.
  • Goat 2: Are you sure Senator Tricorn will be okay with you excavating this thing? Think about the risks. What if it's still alive? What if it starts eating everyone once it gets freed? What if villains get the idea to use her for evil?
  • Dr. Edgar: Oh, don't be such a pill, Graze. It'll be fine. I'm sure this creature is harmless. Besides, Pterodactyls only eat small rodents and fish. I wish my friends could see me now. Oh, wait...I don't have any friends.
  • Graze: But I thought you had plenty of friends, sir.
  • Dr. Edgar: Not anymore. Our friendships didn't work out. (Sighs) Don't ask.
  • Gruff: Why don't you make some new friends?
  • Dr. Edgar: It's not that easy, Gruff. Nobody else seems to be impressed by my charming personality. (Sighs)...But for now, let's get back to the task at hand.
  • Graze: "(Tries to move the ice.) This gal's stuck pretty tight. Wait, how do you know it's a chick dautyl?"
  • Dr. Edgar: Because you can tell by seeing her...well...don't wanna say that in front of the kids. Plus, it is a little known fact that male Pteronodons are larger than the females, and this one isn't THAT big. And her crest isn't that long. Only males' crests are longer. That's how I know she's a female.
  • Goat 3: If you say so, sir.
  • Dr. Edgar: I should call you...Tiki.
  • Graze: You're giving her a name?
  • Dr. Edgar: Yeah. Every preserved species should have a name, right?
  • Gruff: "And, you choose to name her, after those freaky haweiian wooden face thingies?"
  • Dr. Edgar: Yeah. I used to have a pet dog named Zozobra, which of course reminded me of tikis, which are ancient like this Pteronodon.
  • Gruff: Well, okay, you're the boss. So, what do you intend to do with...'Tiki'?
  • Dr. Edgar: Senator Tricorn told me it was okay to show her off in a zoo. People will have their first glimpse at the last Pteronodon alive in this world. And now that I think about it...maybe she might not be that bad in the probability that she may still be alive. She doesn't look so harmless now that I look at her. She just seems so...gracful, and majestic...and perhaps primitive.
  • Goat 3: Dr. Edgar, you don't intend to unfreeze her, do you? Senator Tricorn gave you specific orders not to do that.
  • Dr. Edgar: I know, I know. But I can tell a creature's personality by heart. It's how I got to know my old friends better. If Senator Tricorn had a heart, she would learn to give Tiki a chance to adapt in a new world. However, it might be very hard for her to get over the fact that her species is extinct in this world, as well as every other dinosaur. But at least their main relatives, birds like me, survived.
  • Goat 3: Still, I don't think it'll be a good idea to free her.
  • Dr. Edgar: I'm not thinking of freeing her just yet. I'm thinking about discussing it with Senator Tricorn. Who knows? Maybe she won't be so bad. Now, let's find a way to get her down to the ground.
  • Graze: ".... We're gonna be here for awhile. This babe's more stuck then a fly on flypaper."

2 hours later...

  • Dr. Edgar: (Flying over the block of ice containing Tiki, which is being lifted down to the ground by a pulley system) That's it, keep it going. (The goats are pulleying Tiki down to the ground, and it then reaches the ground) EXCELLENT! (Flies back up to the top of the glacier) Alright, guys, hop on. We'll get Tiki to Senator Tricorn in no time.
  • Moans are heard.
  • Dr. Edgar: "I thought that be good news. I mean, Tri-corn's not THAT bad."
  • Gruff: "(Sacred) That wasn't us! It's them!"
  • Undead warriors began to pop out of the ground!
  • Dr. Edgar: QUICK, GET TIKI IN THE AIRCRAFT! (The goats quickly push Tiki onto a wheeled carrier, and push her into the aircraft carrier)
  • Undead Warrior: ERRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHH!!! (His eyes fall out of their sockets)
  • Goat 3: EW!
  • Dr. Edgar: C'mon, guys, let's go, quickly! (They enter the aircraft, and it takes off. However, a few undead warriors jump onto the aircraft) PESTS! (An undead warrior appears on the windshield, and growls) AARRRGH! (Uses the windshield wipers to scrape off the undead warrior) Alright, I need something to take care of these monsters right now!
  • Undead Warrior 2: ERRRGGGGGHHHH!!! (Eye falls out of socket and an arm decapitates, and falls off, causing him to fall) AARRRRGGGGGHHHHH!!!
  • Computer: (Dr. Edgar presses button) Emergency Defense Program Engaged. (Laser guns pop out from the aircraft, and begin blasting the undead warriors off the aircraft)
  • Dr. Edgar: Whew! That was a close one. (Suddenly, another undead warrior appears behind them)
  • Undead Warrior 3: Brains! (Everyone turns around to see him, and then they throw him out of the aircraft) AAAARRRRRRGGGGGHHH!!!
  • Dr. Edgar: Whew! I HATE it when undead creatures just come out of nowhere to eat your brains out. But at least we still got Tiki. (Suddenly, the camera eases to the compartment where Tiki is being held, and her ice begins cracking)

Chapter 2- Tiki The Pteronodon

3 hours later, apawn arriveal.

  • Edgar was alone with the iced Tiki.
  • a Giraffe enters the room.
  • Edgar: "Ah, Dr. Mile Neck. Back from your exbitdition of the Dino tar pit?"
  • Dr. Mile Neck the Giraffe: "Yes, i had to put it under a brief hiatus to see your discovery myself. And i must say, this creature looks incredable. Has Miss Tri-corn been made aware of it?"
  • Edgar: Yes. I will be bringing Tiki to the zoo in a couple of minutes.
  • Dr. Neck: 'Tiki'? What's 'Tiki'?
  • Edgar: That's...what I decided to call her.
  • Dr. Neck: Well...that's a nice name. So, it's good to hear that Tricorn will be ready to invale the Pteronodon at the zoo tomorrow, even dispite that Siren fiasco.
  • Edgar: "Siren?"
  • Dr. Neck: Yeah, there was an unauthorized and limited display of a Siren until it tried using it's singing to escape. We ended up returning her to Mythos as a result.
  • Edgar: Oh...well, I guess Tiki won't be doing any harm in a block of ice. But personally, I think she's harmless even if she wasn't frozen.
  • Dr. Neck: How do you know?
  • Edgar: I can feel her personality inside me. I can tell that she isn't that bad if she was unfrozen. Just looking at her frozen body makes me feel tingly. It makes me feel like I should meet her in person.
  • Dr. Neck: You mean you want to unfreeze Tiki?
  • Edgar: No, not really. I can't risk it ultimately. I just wanna talk to Senator Tricorn about my thoughts about her. I won't ask her if I can unfreeze her. I just wanna remind her that Tiki isn't all that bad. Deep down, I think she's a sweet caring creature.
  • Dr. Neck:...That was beautiful, sir. But are you sure you won't unfreeze her? Tricorn has ordered you not to do that, you know.
  • Edgar: Yes, I'm sure.
  • Dr. Neck: "Ok then. Still, it's magnifisent you were able to find something like this, espeically the popular thoery that the dinosaurs died off before the ice age had it's first snowflake, let alone the dawn of mammels. Everyone is gonna be amazed by this, and this from someone who practicly believed the theory before now."
  • Edgar: I know. This'll be great. I'll just be glad that nothing should go wrong. (Tiki's ice begins cracking again)
  • Dr. Neck: Alright, I guess it's time we went. But first, we must make sure this ice doesn't melt. (Puts Tiki's ice block inside a cryogenic tube)
  • Edgar: Okay, let's go. (They both leave, and as they do, Tiki's ice block begins forming large cracks)

Meanwhile, after Le Fifi and Larry were defeated.

  • Icky: "Well another day, another bad guy or bad guys get due commupence."
  • Cynder: "Although, Senior Larry and Fifi were not truely evil, just victims of My other father's wickedness. I hope we can help them."
  • Shifu: "Hopefully, as long as Mang has truely forsaken his quest, and that no other will gain an interest, a cure for their madness will come."
  • Icky: "Now, can we finally relax before something else happ-"
  • News: "This just in: Reknowned Sciencetist Dr. Edger Eagle has discovered a prefectly presevred in ice Pteradacyal! Tri-Corn, after she had the zoo comissioners punished for allowing a Siren in the zoo, will be holding a press converence for this momentious occation, as the prehistoric creature will be held live for the world to see! Who knows? Maybe there's the chance the creature may be alive!"
  • Icky: ".... Ok, anyone else concerned about this?"
  • Spyro: "We better keep track of this just to be safe."

back at the labertory.

  • Edgar's voice: "Neck, i'll be working in late, i got some paperwork to deal with."
  • Ice chunks are seen everywhere, and the cryogenic tube appears to be broken, as a mysterious creatures hides in the shadows.
  • Dr. Neck's voice: "Don't stay up too late friend, tomorrow's the big day."
  • Edgar's voice: I won't. (Enters the laboratory) Alright, time to check out the--WHAT THE HECK?!? (Sees the cryogenic tube broken and ice shards everywhere)...Oh, no.
  • ???: Who you? (Edgar looks to see a silouette in the shadows) Where am I?
  • Edgar:...Tiki?
  • Tiki: (Comes out of the shadows) No. Me Wanktos. But you call me Tiki if you want.
  • Edgar:...I can't believe it! You're still alive!
  • Tiki: Yes, me alive. Where is Tiki now? Looks like really shiny cave with crystal walls.
  • Edgar:...Uh...I am Dr. Edgar Eagle.
  • Tiki: Nice to meet Edgar Eagle. Where Tiki?
  • Edgar:...Impressive. A primitive intelligence, and even capable of speech. Well, I've got a lot of explaining to do, Tiki. You need to know a lot since you were frozen.
  • Tiki: Me frozen? Where Bloodjaw? Did Bloodjaw die?
  • Edgar: Who's Bloodjaw? Uhh, never mind, I don't wanna know for the moment. This may seem too much to take in, Tiki, but...you're the last Pteronodon left in your world.
  • Tiki: What Edgar mean?
  • Edgar: "Well, the prehistoric dragon realms had been hit by a metior tossed by a group of dinosaured darkspawn named Dragosaurs, and, prehistory Dragon realms was damaged. Dinosaurs, and your kind were..... well, let's just say, you would be considered extremely lucky to survive a metior blast. I am sorry to be the one to inform you this."
  • Tiki:...You mean...they gone?
  • Edgar: I'm afraid so. They've been gone for over 65 million years.
  • Tiki:...(Starts tearing up, and starts crying)
  • Edgar: Whoa whoa whoa, it's not that bad! There's still some dinosaurs left in the UUniverses so--
  • Tiki: NO! TIKI LIKE LIVING HERE! NOW TIKI HAVE NOTHING TO LIVE FOR! (Cries, and screeches loudly)
  • Edgar: AARRGGH! (Irritated by her screeches)
  • Dr. Neck: (Asleep, and ignores the screeching)...Mmm, the tea's ready...Zzzzzzz...
  • Edgar: Please, Tiki, stop crying!
  • Tiki: (Screeches again while crying at the same time)
  • Guy: (Knocking on Edgar's door) What's that noise? We're trying to sleep here!
  • Edgar: Uhh...(Pushes Tiki into a closet, and shuts it) NOTHING! I'M JUST MAKING TEA!
  • Guy: Oh, okay. Just keep it down, alright? (Leaves)
  • Edgar: Whew! (Tiki screeches again, and he gets into the closet) FOR THE LOVE OF PETE, WOULD YOU PUH-LEEEEEEAAAAAAASE STOP CRYING?!? You're gonna wake the entire lab!
  • Tiki wimpered.
  • Edgar: "Just..... Sorry for yelling. I just don't wanna get in trouble with my colleages. I been asked by a very politically powered dragon to not let you out of that ice chamber of yours... Of which i am curious on how your still alive, cause when one's forzen like that, one would be dead..."
  • Edgar gasped in realisation!
  • Edgar: "Unless.... Alcourse! Dante's freeser had magic snow! I should've realised this with the undead warriors! The magic brought you back to life, or kept you alive all this time! Alcourse! I have to be sure to study that snow next time... After i am sure to bring zombie repelent."
  • Tiki: (Still sobbing a bit) What Edgar Eagle mean?
  • Edgar: Don't you see? You're alive because of the magic snow! It's a freakin' miracle! (Laughs)...Ahem. Look, Tiki, I know you're upset over the extinction of dinosaurs, but you're at least lucky you're alive. I can at least help you seek another dinosaur-populated world if you want. But wait...what if Senator Tricorn finds out? What if anyone else finds out?...I'll be fired, or worse!...(Looks at Tiki's face, and thinks about the loss of his friends)...Don't worry, Tiki. I'll take care of you.
  • Tiki:...(Gasps) You...you care about Tiki?
  • Edgar: Of course. I've never knew someone as kind-hearted of a dinosaur as you are. You're not a monster at all. You're just a helpless Pteronodon who fell into some bad luck.
  • Tiki:...(Smiles)
  • Edgar:...Now, I think I should hide you somewhere safe until tomorrow--(Hears Tiki's stomach growling)...What was that?
  • Tiki:...Tiki hungry.
  • Edgar: Oh, that's no problem. What do you prefer to eat, being a carnivore and such?
  • Tiki: Tiki prefers fish. Tiki no like eggs, though.
  • Edgar: Okay, there's some fish in my refridgerator.
  • Tiki: What refridgerator?
  • Edgar:...Be right back. Don't move. (Comes out of the closet, and Tiki watches him as he takes out a fish from his refridgerator) Here we are. A nice juicy salmon.
  • Tiki:...(Smiles) GIMME! GIMME FISH!
  • Edgar:...Hmm...for a dinosaur that hasn't eaten for a million years, you sure are frisky. Well, the more the merrier I suppose. (Throws fish, and Tiki catches it and eats it)
  • Tiki: TIKI LOVE YOU!
  • Edgar: Oh, thank you. It's not much, but I guess it...Wait, what're you doing? (Tiki crawls up closer to him smiling) What're you doing? IF YOU'RE TRYING TO SCARE ME, IT'S NOT FUNNY! STAY BACK! (Tiki grabs him with her talons, and breaks through the wall of the lab, and flies off with Edgar) AAARRRRGGGGHHHHH!!! PUT ME DOWN! HELP!!!

by morning.

  • Police are at the scene investigating the scene.
  • Dr. Neck: "I can't believe what's going on! This accamey is inpenditable! No thief would be able to break in!"
  • Axle came out of the survalence room, in disbelief.
  • Axle: ".... It wasn't thiefs... Chief, everyone.... Your not gonna believe this. I'm not sure if i believe myself right now."
  • Chief Bullinton: "What are you talking about Axle?"
  • the group came into the survalence room, and Axle showed the TV.
  • Axle Plays the video.

In the video.

  • In it, it's a black and white playing of the ice creacking, until Tiki breaks free of the ice, and bursts out of the tube.
  • Tiki: "Where Wanktos is? What cristials in cave? Why Tiki in thingie."
  • Edgar's voice: "Neck, i'll be working in late, i got some paperwork to deal with."
  • Tiki freaked out and hid in teh shadows, avoiding to slip on the ice chunks.
  • Dr. Neck's voice: "Don't stay up too late friend, tomorrow's the big day."
  • Edgar's voice: I won't. (Enters the laboratory) Alright, time to check out the--WHAT THE HECK?!? (Sees the cryogenic tube broken and ice shards everywhere)...Oh, no.
  • Tiki (unseen): Who you? (Edgar looks to see a silouette in the shadows) Where am I?
  • Edgar:...Tiki?
  • Tiki: (Comes out of the shadows) No. Me Wanktos. But you call me Tiki if you want.
  • Edgar:...I can't believe it! You're still alive!
  • Tiki: Yes, me alive. Where is Tiki now? Looks like really shiny cave with crystal walls.
  • Edgar:...Uh...I am Dr. Edgar Eagle.
  • Tiki: Nice to meet Edgar Eagle. Where Tiki?
  • Edgar:...Impressive. A primitive intelligence, and even capable of speech. Well, I've got a lot of explaining to do, Tiki. You need to know a lot since you were frozen.
  • Tiki: Me frozen? Where Bloodjaw? Did Bloodjaw die?
  • Edgar: Who's Bloodjaw? Uhh, never mind, I don't wanna know for the moment. This may seem too much to take in, Tiki, but...you're the last Pteronodon left in your world.
  • Tiki: What Edgar mean?
  • Edgar: "Well, the prehistoric dragon realms had been hit by a metior tossed by a group of dinosaured darkspawn named Dragosaurs, and, prehistory Dragon realms was damaged. Dinosaurs, and your kind were..... well, let's just say, you would be considered extremely lucky to survive a metior blast. I am sorry to be the one to inform you this."
  • Tiki:...You mean...they gone?
  • Edgar: I'm afraid so. They've been gone for over 65 million years.
  • Tiki:...(Starts tearing up, and starts crying)
  • Edgar: Whoa whoa whoa, it's not that bad! There's still some dinosaurs left in the UUniverses so--
  • Tiki: NO! TIKI LIKE LIVING HERE! NOW TIKI HAVE NOTHING TO LIVE FOR! (Cries, and screeches loudly)
  • Edgar: AARRGGH! (Irritated by her screeches) Please, Tiki, stop crying!
  • Tiki: (Screeches again while crying at the same time)
  • Guy: (Knocking on Edgar's door) What's that noise? We're trying to sleep here!
  • Edgar: Uhh...(Pushes Tiki into a closet, and shuts it) NOTHING! I'M JUST MAKING TEA!
  • Guy: Oh, okay. Just keep it down, alright? (Leaves)
  • Edgar: Whew! (Tiki screeches again, and he gets into the closet) FOR THE LOVE OF PETE, WOULD YOU PUH-LEEEEEEAAAAAAASE STOP CRYING?!? You're gonna wake the entire lab!
  • Tiki wimpered.
  • Edgar: "Just..... Sorry for yelling. I just don't wanna get in trouble with my colleages. I been asked by a very politically powered dragon to not let you out of that ice chamber of yours... Of which i am curious on how your still alive, cause when one's forzen like that, one would be dead..."
  • Edgar gasped in realisation!
  • Edgar: "Unless.... Alcourse! Dante's freeser had magic snow! I should've realised this with the undead warriors! The magic brought you back to life, or kept you alive all this time! Alcourse! I have to be sure to study that snow next time... After i am sure to bring zombie repelent."
  • Tiki: (Still sobbing a bit) What Edgar Eagle mean?
  • Edgar: Don't you see? You're alive because of the magic snow! It's a freakin' miracle! (Laughs)...Ahem. Look, Tiki, I know you're upset over the extinction of dinosaurs, but you're at least lucky you're alive. I can at least help you seek another dinosaur-populated world if you want. But wait...what if Senator Tricorn finds out? What if anyone else finds out?...I'll be fired, or worse!...(Looks at Tiki's face, and thinks about the loss of his friends)...Don't worry, Tiki. I'll take care of you.
  • Tiki:...(Gasps) You...you care about Tiki?
  • Edgar: Of course. I've never knew someone as kind-hearted of a dinosaur as you are. You're not a monster at all. You're just a helpless Pteronodon who fell into some bad luck.
  • Tiki:...(Smiles)
  • Edgar:...Now, I think I should hide you somewhere safe until tomorrow--(Hears Tiki's stomach growling)...What was that?
  • Tiki:...Tiki hungry.
  • Edgar: Oh, that's no problem. What do you prefer to eat, being a carnivore and such?
  • Tiki: Tiki prefers fish. Tiki no like eggs, though.
  • Edgar: Okay, there's some fish in my refridgerator.
  • Tiki: What refridgerator?
  • Edgar:...Be right back. Don't move. (Comes out of the closet, and Tiki watches him as he takes out a fish from his refridgerator) Here we are. A nice juicy salmon.
  • Tiki:...(Smiles) GIMME! GIMME FISH!
  • Edgar:...Hmm...for a dinosaur that hasn't eaten for a million years, you sure are frisky. Well, the more the merrier I suppose. (Throws fish, and Tiki catches it and eats it)
  • Tiki: TIKI LOVE YOU!
  • Edgar: Oh, thank you. It's not much, but I guess it...Wait, what're you doing? (Tiki crawls up closer to him smiling) What're you doing? IF YOU'RE TRYING TO SCARE ME, IT'S NOT FUNNY! STAY BACK! (Tiki grabs him with her talons, and breaks through the wall of the lab, and flies off with Edgar) AAARRRRGGGGHHHHH!!! PUT ME DOWN! HELP!!!

reality.

  • Everyone was surprised.
  • Janet: "....... COOL?!"
  • Everyone looks at Janet.
  • Janet: "What?"
  • Axle: Janet, please! Can't you see the scientist got abducted by that thing? Who knows what it's gonna do to him? We must tell Senator Tricorn immediately.
  • Janet: I'm just saying that that thing was a dinosaur! They are extinct in the Dragon Realms.
  • Axle: Senator Tricorn must know about this. After all, she was the one who knows about thing aside from Edgar. She'll know what to do with that beast.

Chapter 3- Senator Tri-corn's Threats

Tri-corn's office.

  • Senator Tricorn: "WHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAATTTTTTTTTTT?!"
  • Axle (hiding behind Janet): "Uh, like i said, Miss Sneator, appearently, magic snow from Dante's freezer brought a Flying Dinosaur to live and uh-"
  • Senator Tricorn: I cannot believe this!!! I just don't believe it!!! That monster is free, and I can't imagine what it will do to Dr. Edgar!
  • Axle: So what do you want us to do, m'am?
  • Senator Tricorn:...Kill it!
  • Janet and Jamaica: WHAT?!?
  • Senator Tricorn: Call in the Dragon Realms Defense Force! I want that beast hunted down and killed!
  • Janet: But, Senator Tricorn, this Pteronodon didn't seem so bad. She was just primitive and soft-hearted. That abduction is totally justified! I'm sure there's a reason why she did it.
  • Senator Tricorn: Yes, there IS a reason. (Yelling in Janet's face) SHE WANTS TO EAT HIM ALIVE!!!
  • Jamaica Boa: Senator, please. Don't risk your life like this again. You almost got yourself in trouble when you tried to destroy that gelatinous monster.
  • Senator Tricorn: I'm not gonna listen to this anymore. That creature is a monster, and nothing more! I want it dead! I want it annihilated! I want it taken out of the sky.
  • Janet: M'am, please! She doesn't wanna hurt anyone. All she wants is a new home. You can't kill it!
  • Senator Tricorn: Watch me!
  • Axle: "Ok, look! I'm all about killing Monsters too, but that creature was not a monster! It's was just a confused stupid primitive. Yes, it does need to be contained before it does do something stupid, but i wouldn't go as far as killing it as of yet. Yes, left uncheck, there is gonna be trouble if that creature gets the wrong idea, but, since it is most likely just a stupid creature, i'm for just having that thing deported to a dino planet. Oh, and by the way, i heard those flying dinosaurs ate fish, not anything smarter then that. I mean, this is not, i repeat, NOT, a jurrasic park 3 pteranadon."
  • Senator Tricorn: I will NOT take any chances, Officer Axle! Monsters like her are extremely unpredictable! While they may start out to be kind-hearted, their split personalities turn them into stone-cold killers! And I can prove it, too! Once a monster gets angry enough, BOOM! Adrenaline overload, dude! Once you get it angry, it WILL try and kill you.
  • Janet: HOW DARE YOU SAY SUCH LIES?!? That dinosaur is NOT a monster! I know for sure that she wouldn't hurt a fly.
  • Senator Tricorn: Oh, really? Does a fly make YOU angry?
  • Janet: Well, yeah, but--
  • Senator Tricorn: See? Even a fly would piss her off! I'll show you how 'harmless' this dinosaur is! You know what anger leads to, right? It leads to nothing but suffering, death, and destruction!
  • Jamaica: Senator, why are you using this against them--?
  • Senator Tricorn: NOT NOW, JAMAICA! I'm warning you all, monsters are monsters! Either that dinosaur dies by the day after tomorrow, or so help me, YOU WILL ALL BE FINISHED!!! Do I make myself clear?
  • Janet:...(Sighs) Yes, m'am.
  • Axle: "Gees. Xenon, That green blob, and that mutant shark were one thing, but the dactyl?"
  • Senator Tri-corn: "I have a solgun to protact! That was "Senator Tri-corn is tough on monsters!" No exceptions!"
  • Axle: ".... You know Dragons are considered to be monsters in some medevil cultures right?"
  • Senator Tricorn: GET ON WITH IT, DAMN IT!!!
  • Officer Axle: Okay! But you don't know what you're dealing with here. (The cops leave)
  • Jamaica:...That was just mean. What you did to Janet. You just screamed in her face, that's just disrespectful. I sure hope Alister gets those new cybernetic parts on you soon.
  • Senator Tricorn: Jamaica, I can't take any risks on this Pteronodon. I gotta make sure she doesn't do anybody any harm. If there's one thing I know about monsters, it's that they're killers when angered. I don't like creatures that use violence as an act of revenge. I know this creature's dark side by heart. It's easy to tell.
  • Jamaica: Still, I don't understand how killing her is the answer. Didn't you see the tape? She wasn't all bad.
  • Senator Tricorn: That I can handle. But what I CAN'T handle is her aggressive side. All monsters have an agressive side. Just tap into it, and you'll be dead in 5 seconds. Now I'm going through with this, and that's final.
  • Jamaica:...Well, I guess I can't stop you. But Senator, you should know that this creature is only looking for a home. All it wants is peace. But all you're showing it is aggression and violence. That's how her own kind got killed. Could you at least think about it? (Slithers away)
  • Senator Tricorn:...Hmm...(On intercom) Excuse me? Can you contact the Shell Lodge Squad? I need their assistance.
  • Radio Lady: Right away, Senator--Oh, wait, they're already here.
  • Senator Tricorn: Really? Well, bring them in.
  • Radio Lady: It will be done, m'am.
  • SpongeBob: (He and the Lodgers come inside) Senator Tricorn? May we have a word?
  • Senator Tricorn: Yes, I know what it is. It's about this preserved dinosaur, right?
  • Patrick: Wow, is she psychic?
  • Senator Tricorn: Well, I was actually expecting you.
  • Patrick: Really? She IS psychic!
  • Tigress: What do you mean, Senator?
  • Senator Tricorn: I need you to help with something. The scientist that uncovered the frozen dinosaur, Dr. Edgar, is in trouble. Magic snow has kept the dinosaur alive in the ice block, and now, she has somehow broken free. She then unexplainingly abducted Dr. Edgar.
  • Skipper: And you want us to rescue Dr. Edgar?
  • Senator Tricorn: Not just rescue him. I want you to find out more about the dinosaur. Her primitive intelligence surprised me, and she seems harmless. I need you guys to get me intel on her.
  • Donkey: Oh, man, that's what I like to hear! The Shell Lodge Squad on another whirlwind adventure!
  • Senator Tricorn: But let me give you all a warning. I have sent the military to kill the creature. It'll take them a while to find the dinosaur, so I'm sure you'll find the dinosaur first. Don't let them find out that I sent you. And you've got 2 days to do it. If she's truely kind-hearted, then I'll call off the forces. If not, then I'll kill her. Do you understand?
  • The Lougers were shocked apawn hearing this.
  • Senator Tri-Corn: "Let me guess. Your shocked about this?"
  • Icky: "Ok, A mutant militerry project shark, i get. But a flyer that's too primitive to even know what ethic and morals mean?"
  • Senator Tri-corn: "Flyer? The hell are you talking about?"
  • Tulio: We're saying that killing creatures for reasons like that are wrong.
  • Mad Hatter: I'll say it's wrong! It's very very wrong indeed!
  • Dorm Mouse: Very very very wrong, indeed!
  • Senator Tricorn: Look, I said I would give the creature a chance. I just want to see if she can be trusted. You know how monsters can be. Do you know how many monsters wind up betraying you in anger?
  • Icky: Well, you may have a point, but the dinosaur doesn't seem like the betraying type.
  • Senator Tricorn: Still, I need to know if she can be trusted or not.
  • Lord Shen: "Oh fine. Don't get your skales in a bunch."
  • Banzai wispers: "Just when i thought Tricorn couldn't be any more dispicable."
  • Senator Tricorn: I heard that!
  • Lord Shen: Well, let's go, guys. We have to find that dinosaur.
  • Shrek: Well, I sure hope this doesn't get any more intense than when I did the fart heard around the world.

Cutaway

  • Shrek: (Camera on the Temple, and Shrek farts so hard, the blast is heard throughout the entire Dragon Realms)
  • Mushu: OH, GOD, WHAT'S THAT SMELL?!?
  • Boss Wolf: Oh, gross, it smells like ogre shit in here!
  • Iago: OH, GOD, THIS IS SO DISGUSTING, I THINK I'M GONNA PUKE! (Barfs)
  • Icky: Oh, gross, dude, you almost got it on my feet! UHHGH, NOW THE VOMIT SMELLS BAD--(Barfs)
  • Ed: (Laughs crazily)
  • Brandy: Gross, gross, gross, gross, gross, gross, gross, gross, GROSS!!!

Present

  • Shrek: I didn't even know that was possible.
  • Donkey: That's gross, man!
  • Senator Tricorn: "I did NOT honestly needed to know that."
  • Mr. Dodo: But we need to get on with this mission. (The Lodge leaves)

Chapter 4- Another Day, Another Daily Mission

the van is seen flying.

  • Icky: "So, can Tri-corn really be trusted on this? Espeically that she's someone with a serious anti-monster slogun?"
  • B.O.B: HELL, NO! She tried to kill me once! I will NEVER forgive her for that.
  • Cynder: B.O.B, I know you're still angry after what she tried to do to you, but she is a Senator. We need to follow her orders even though she's done crazy things in the past.
  • Dr. Cockroach: Yeah, at least it's not you this time.
  • Mr. Dodo: So, here's the first question: How are we gonna find this dinosaur? She could be anywhere.
  • Crane: Well, I don't know. She's only one Pteronodon, so she's gonna be a tough one to find.
  • Icky: "Don't you mean it'll be easy? I mean, it's not like we're in a dinosaur planet where they're by the millions."
  • Crane: Actually, I meant the fact that the Dragon Realms is a very huge place. We have NO idea where she is, and by the time we find her, it'll be too late.
  • Icky: "Well fudge."
  • Iago: Yeah, all our missions may not be easy, but we pulled off every time, right?
  • Sandy: Actually, not EVERY time.
  • Iago: What do you mean?
  • Sandy: Well, you recall when we lost Alice?
  • Iago: Oh.
  • Tigress: Well, whatever happens, we must find her. Starting with the scene of the incident.
  • Kowalski: Of course. We just need to find some clues at the lab. It won't be THAT hard, can it?
  • Mr. Dodo: Then, I guess we're off to Dr. Edgar's Laboratory. (The van takes off)

Dr. Edgar's Laboratory

  • SpongeBob: (The Lodgers arrive) Whoa. This place is a total dump.
  • Skipper: And I guess this was where the ice containing the dinosaur was held. And it's already melted.
  • Kowalski: Say, what's this? (Picks up a red and brown scale)...Looks like a reptilian scale.
  • Skipper: Yep, that's from the dinosaur.
  • Miguel: Wow.
  • Mantis: And what is that gonna prove?
  • Kowalski: Oh, yeah. When we were on the mission with Xenon, he showed us how to make a DNA tracking device. We can use that to locate the dinosaur. And if we're lucky, we might be able to find Dr. Edgar.
  • Icky: "Then by all means, Kolwalski, let her rip."
  • Kowalski: Ripping now. (Takes out DNA tracking device, and puts the scale inside, and it begins tracking Tiki, and it locates her out on the screen) Bingo. (Suddenly the device goes out) What the heck? (Turns it back on, but it shuts off on him)...Dead batteries.
  • Skipper: UUHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!
  • Private: You mean that thing's batteries were low, and you didn't tell us?
  • Kowalski: Not to worry, we'll fix it. All we need are new batteries. Do we have any?
  • SpongeBob: Yeah. They're right in here. (Pops open a compatment which keeps the emergency batteries) We have loads of batteries in case something like this happens. (Peeks in the compartment, but there is no batteries)
  • Icky: Wha--where are the batteries?
  • Skipper: Hey, there's a note. (Takes the note, and reads it) "Dear Freaks, I don't mean to intrude on your flying flamey vehicle for this, but I was not able to find me some batteries for my boomy-box lately, and the zoo gifty shop had none for the king. So, I decided to burrow a few from this insidey-box. And by 'a few', I mean all of it. I hope you don't mind. Best wishes, King Julien" RINGTAIL!!! "P.S., Could you tell the ponies in the pony-world that I also borrowed the freaky magic rainbow jewel thingies for my royal light show party". RINGTAIL?! AGAIN?!
  • Sparx: SON OF A ************************** CRANIUM ************************ NAZIS ************************ DIRTY DIAPERS ********************** RHINOCEROUS ***************** FEDERALIST ******************* WITH A BUCKET OF ******************************** FACE IN THE TOILET FULL OF POOP ********************** SPOILED MILK *************************************** LIZARD-FACED ******************************** BUTT-BREATHED **************************** DAVY JONES' LOCKER *********************************** MAGICAL ************************** WITH A BARREL OF ************* BUGS BUNNY ***************************** TELETUBBY ********************************************************************* SWIRLY ******************* HOT DOG ON THE CROTCH ************************************************************** ALL-DAY SUCKER ************************************************************************************************* WASTE DUMP ALACASAM!!!
  • Mr. Krabs: (Jaw drops)
  • Iago:...Wow!
  • Skipper: Geez! And I thought the drill sargeant on Full Metal Jacket talked better trash-talk than that.
  • Lord Shen: "I hope Equestia is not in any sort of danger at the moment.

Equestia.

  • Nightmare Moon is seen laughing like a maniac as Batula is seen laughing evily, as Discord in the background, hypnotised, is causing chaos.
  • Twilight: "OH NO! THE ELEMENTS ARE GONE, AND SOMBRA PROCESSED LUNA TO GO NIGHTMARE MOON?!"
  • Rainbow Dash: "ALL THANKS TO BATULA HYPNOTISING DISCORD TO BRING SOMBRA BACK IN THE FIRST PLACE?!"
  • A phone rang.
  • Rainbow Dash picked it up.
  • Rainbow Dash: "Yello."
  • Lord Shen's voice: "Is anything alright Rainbow one? Julien desided to be stupid and stolen your elements as well as our supply of batteries for a party. Your not in some sort of danger are you?"
  • Rainbow Dash:...KING JULIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEN!!!!
  • King Julien: Yes? (The ponies turn around to see the Jungle Crew) I'll ask why a weird purple pony with a green hat and a screw and baseball as a cutie tattoo is sticking her head in a poop seat later. I came to return these colorful jeweled thingies because, you know, they don't do such a good light show.

Cutaway

  • Alice: (The zoo is destroyed) WHAT THE HECK HAPPENED TO THE ZOO?!?
  • King Julien: (Holding the Elements of Harmony)...Oopsy.
  • Maurice: I TOLD YOU BRINGING THE ELEMENTS WAS A BAD IDEA!!!
  • Mort: (Laughs) I thought it was good.

Present

  • Rainbow Dash: WHAT THE HELL WERE YOU THINKING, YOU RETARDED MONKEY?!? THOSE ELEMENTS PROTECT US FROM DANGER!!!
  • King Julien: Protect you? (Scoffs) I doubt that. It destroyed the zoo, so I have no idea how they protect you from...why is that purple pony with a green hat and a screw and ball as a cutie tattoo sticking her head in a poop seat?
  • Maurice: JUST GIVE THEM BACK THE ELEMENTS!!!
  • King Julien: Okay, fine! (Brings them back)
  • Twilight: Well, thank goodness.

12 seconds later...

  • Luna: (The chaos is gone, Discord is back to normal, Nightmare Moon is back into Princess Luna, King Sombra is gone, and Batula is captured by the guards afterwords, and blind-folded) Thanks for that, girls.
  • Rainbow Dash: Whew!
  • Lord Shen: (On phone) What happened, Rainbow?
  • Rainbow Dash: It's alright. King Julien returned them. He said they destroyed the zoo he lives in.
  • Skipper: WHAT?!? EVEN OUR HQ?!?
  • Rainbow Dash: I don't know. I haven't been there before.
  • Skipper: Kowalski! Cover the Private's ears! I intend to use my ANGRY WORDS! (Kowalski and Rico covers Private's ears, and Skipper yells his angry words)
  • Rico: Wow!
  • Private: I still heard!
  • Skipper: RINGTAIL DESTROYED OUR HQ?!? DAMN IT! That'll be bad for our reputation.
  • Kowalski: Skipper, don't be angry. You know how you get when you get paranoid.
  • Skipper: I AM GONNA STRANGLE THAT STUPID EXCUSE FOR A LEMUR!!! I'M GONNA STRANGLE HIM! I'LL BURY HIM, THEN DIG HIM UP, AND CLONE HIM, AND KILL ALL HIS CLONES!!!
  • Alex: Hey! That's my bid!
  • Spyro: SHUT UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUP!!! (Everyone stares at Spyro)...Sorry! It was just getting awkward.
  • Lord Shen:...(On phone) Yeah, thanks for the info, RD.
  • Skipper: AND AFTER I KILL ALL HIS CLONES, I WILL TURN THEM ALL INTO MUTANTS, AND I WILL CLONE THEM, AND KILL THOSE MUTANT CLONES! AND THEN, I WILL GENE SPLICE THOSE CLONES TOGETHER, CLONE THOSE GENE SPLICED MUTANTS, AND KILL ALL THOSE GENE SPLICED MUTANT RINGTAIL CLONES!!! AND THEN I'LL--
  • Tigress: (Punches Skipper) Please! No more!
  • Lord Shen: "Rainbow One, before the ringtail returned the elements, what exsactly happened?"
  • Rainbow Dash: Oh, well, Batula turned Luna into Nightmare Moon, and hypnotized Discord back into evil, and awakened King Sombra.
  • Lord Shen: Oh...yikes. Well, good luck cleaning up Equestria. And tell Celestia we're sorry we weren't able to help out in the Batula factor, we're caught in another mission. Bye. (Hangs up)
  • Icky: "Well, we could always buy batteries. I'm paying."
  • Boss Wolf: Well, we'd better hurry. There's no telling what blood will be spilled when Senator Tricorn tries to kill that dinosaur.
  • Missing Link: Blech!
  • Skipper: (Bangs his head on a wall, still traumatized about what happened to the zoo)
  • Shenzi: And once we're done, we'll need to take care of what King Julien did to the zoo. And judging by the power of those freaky Elements, it's not gonna be pretty.
  • Ed: (Laughs)
  • Mr. Dodo: Then I guess we're off to the local market. (The van takes off)

Local Market

  • Skipper: Are you kidding me? (The market is wrecked)
  • Icky: "What happened to the market?"
  • ???: I'll tell you what happened. (Everyone turns around to see the clerk) That crazy dinosaur lady tore the place apart and took the fish. She even did the same thing throughout the rest of the country's markets!
  • Mushu: SHE RAIDED ALL THE MARKETS IN THE COUNTRY?!?
  • Clerk: Hell, yeah. Whatever you're looking for, you won't find it here until we fix it up. I actselly don't blame her too much. I somehow know, she is just a lost primitive soul not fully aware of modern socity law and customs.
  • Iago: UGH! THAT DOES IT! ALL REPORTS ARE IN! LIFE IS NOW OFFICIALLY UNFAIR!
  • Trixie: Now how're we gonna find those batteries?
  • Clerk: Well, there's one last market the dino hasn't hit. It's all the way over...(The Mickey Mouse Works gag from that Donald Duck cartoon is seen, Bull Skeleton: Long trail, isn't it?) THERE!
  • Gilda: DAMN! That trip will take us 24 hours!!!
  • Merlin: "Uh, has anyone began to forget they have a wizard and a unicorn among them? Like, either one of us will teliport us there quicker?"
  • Icky: "Better idea! We need to cover this up! Merlin, magicly restore this place back to normal!"
  • Merlin did that, and the market is back to normal, as if Tiki never came here.
  • SpongeBob: Why didn't I think of that?
  • Po: Now let's get those batteries.

Later...

  • SpongeBob: (The emergency battery compartment has been refilled) Now that THAT'S out of the way, we can get back to tracking down the dinosaur.
  • Kowalski: (The DNA tracking device points out Tiki 300 miles away) 300 miles away? GEEZ!
  • Sandy: Well, that's no problem. We can always turn on the boosters.
  • Mr. Dodo: Well, the boosters are out of energy for the moment since we recently used it during our first attempt to catch Le Fifi and Senior Larry. It'll take 24 hours to charge back up.
  • Thundra: "Ok, let a rainbird offer a quick solution!"
  • A storm cloud appeared, and Thundra had it zap the van, and boosters are at full power.
  • Spongebob: "YAY!"
  • Icky: "Now can we go before something more stupid happens?"

Chapter 5- Tiki's Nest

a lone mountain.

  • Tiki arrived with a net full of fish.
  • Tiki: "Me found fish."
  • Dr. Edgar: "Uh.... Tiki? Where did all that fish originated?"
  • Tiki: Found them in big square caves with illustration 'Market'.
  • Dr. Edgar: YOU MEAN YOU STOLE THEM?!?
  • Tiki: That stealing? My apologies. I bring back if you want.
  • Dr. Edgar:...You know what, never mind. It wastes time, anyway. Look, Tiki, why did you abduct me? I've been waiting to ask that since you brung me here.
  • Tiki: Because you show Tiki you love her. You say you take care of Tiki.
  • Dr. Edgar: I never said I loved yo--...Wait a minute...you think I love you because...Of course! It must be because you're primitive! You must've mistaken my act of kindness as a kind of mating gesture.
  • Tiki: Edgar say what?
  • Dr. Edgar: Look, Tiki, please don't feel bad if I say this, but I don't actually LOVE you love you. I only care about you because you...well...
  • Tiki:...Well, what?
  • Dr. Edgar:...Never mind. Look, the thing is that I only meant to take care of you. I only got your frozen body from the glacier so I could show you to a local zoo.
  • Tiki: What zoo?
  • Dr. Edgar: The Dragon Realms Central Park Zoo--Oh, you mean what IS a zoo. Well, a zoo is a place where people go to see animals that are abandoned, captured, or even domesticated.
  • Tiki: You capture other creatures?
  • Dr. Edgar: Well, not in a sense of greed or evil. I mean it's just for fun and entertainment. I mean, not for humiliation or anything. It's actselly more on a sense of good, in some cases, cause some people who are greedy or wicked that would want to hurt them for gain. Some zoo animals like to live in zoos when it's where they were raised or born. This doesn't offend you, does it?
  • Tiki:...No.
  • Dr. Edgar: You see, the point is I only brought you to show you to a zoo. You know, because you're kind is extinct in our worlds. But there are other worlds with dinosaurs. Espeically Pteranadons.
  • Tiki: No, Tiki like it here. Tiki learned to get use to it.
  • Dr. Edgar: But I didn't actually know you were alive when I scavenged you.
  • Tiki: So you DON'T care about Tiki?
  • Dr. Edgar: Tiki, I do care. Now that I know you're alive, and since I brought you back...I guess it's my responsibility to take care of you. So...I'll stay.
  • Tiki:...Thank you.
  • Dr. Edgar: Think nothing of it. So, what do you wanna do for the time being?
  • Tiki: Maybe we play game.
  • Dr. Edgar: Sounds nice. What did you have in mind?
  • Tiki: Well, back in my time, Tiki and other Pteronodons play game called Fish Jigsaw. You slice up fish, and see if you can put back together.
  • Dr. Edgar: Sounds easy enough.
  • Tiki: Except...(Slices up 3 different fishes, and mixes up the pieces) You use multiple fishes.
  • Dr. Edgar: Now THAT'S a challenge.
  • Tiki: Go ahead. See if Edgar can do game good.
  • Dr. Edgar: Okay...

Chapter 6- The Bonding of New Friends

2 minutes later...

  • Dr. Edgar: (Completes jigsaw) Well, it took a while, but I did it.
  • Tiki: 2 minutes tops. Now we eat fish. (Swallows up one of the fish) What you like, salmon or snapper?
  • Dr. Edgar: Well, I like the salmon better. I found the snapper to be not so good tasting.
  • Tiki: What coincidence. Snapper one of Tiki's favorite fishes.
  • Dr. Edgar: Really? Wow. (Both have their fishes) Okay, I have another game. How about we play Fish Jenga?
  • Tiki: Fish what?
  • Dr. Edgar: Sounds like you haven't heard of Jenga. You don't have Jenga in your time period?
  • Tiki: No.
  • Dr. Edgar: Well, it's a great game. Let's take some fishes and line them up in threes. (Tiki gets three of the same fish, and Dr. Edgar lines them up into threes, then they stakc fish in three rows up into a tower)
  • Tiki: Tiki impressed. What purpose? We knock down now?
  • Dr. Edgar: Well, technically, yes. But we do it like this. (Takes a fish out of the stack, and it stands still)
  • Tiki:...It not falling.
  • Dr. Edgar: Of course. The object of the game is to see how many fish you can take out of the stack until it falls down. It takes manual dexterity to play this game. Something which I don't think you have. No offense taken. Now, go ahead. Try and take a fish out without knocking the stack down.
  • Tiki:...(Does that, and the stack stands still)...Wow! Awesome!
  • Dr. Edgar: "Now, my turn." (Takes out a fish, and it still stands) You're turn.

2 more minutes later...

  • Tiki: This fun. (The tower is still standing) Tiki turn. (Takes out fish, and it finally falls down) You know, Tiki get use to new and seemingly confusing lifestyle.
  • Dr. Edgar: Yeah. You wanna take a quick fly through the mountains?
  • Tiki: Yes. (Both fly off)
  • Dr. Edgar: You know, searching for food is nice, but DON'T steal. We can hunt for some fishes.
  • Tiki: Sound fair enough. Tiki good at catching fish.
  • Dr. Edgar: Yeah, my father used to take me out fishing when I was a lot younger.
  • Tiki: One thing come up in Tiki's mind. Tiki wonders what species you are. You covered in feathers, and the Velociraptors Tiki see in Tiki's time period covered in feathers.
  • Dr. Edgar: Well, I'm a bald eagle. A bird. Theories of evolution say that we birds are the only surviving relatives of dinosaurs. We birds evolved from Velociraptors. But unlike your wings, which are made of skin, mine are made entirely of feathers.
  • Tiki: How feathers make bird fly? They don't make Velociraptors fly.
  • Dr. Edgar: Well, have you seen different other raptors with feathers like an Archaeopteryx or a Microraptor?
  • Tiki: Actually, yes. Tiki seen those.
  • Dr. Edgar: Well, their hollow and light bones allow their feathers to lift them in the air with no problem. The same as yours.
  • Tiki: Tiki can't believe she missed 65 million years of animal evolution.
  • Dr. Edgar: Yeah. While you dinosaurs were gone, the small mammals and reptiles were able to survive by burrowing into the ground, going into deeper oceans, or retreating into caves. With no apex predators to feed on them, mammals evolved into the dominant species. They became as large as dinosaurs, and went through a tough icey climate. A few years later, this creature evolved a brain so complex, they learned language, and how to use tools and fire. Eventually, humans came into existence. Unfortunately, humans are not the dominant species in the Dragon Realms. The dominant species is dragons.
  • Tiki: Dragons?
  • Dr. Edgar: Mythological lizards with large skin wings. Here comes one now. (A dragon flies not too far by them) They evolved from small lizards. Then they began to develop a sentience thanks to consuming these magic crystals, which also gave them the ability to wield different natural elements. Over time, their habit of consuming these precious substances gave them large wings, and near immortality. Dragons can live for about a thousand years, but they can still be killed. Their magic powers are what make them very famous creatures.
  • Tiki: Amazing. And Tiki survived in frozen ice because of magic?
  • Dr. Edgar: Exactly. Now, you said something about a Blo--
  • Tiki: LOOK! (A large river is covered with breaching fish) FISH! FISH! (Dubbed as Rico and harmonizing) FIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIISH!
  • Dr. Edgar:...Yikes.
  • Tiki: (Dives down, and catches a clump of fish with graceful flying agility, which catches the attention of Edgar) (Tiki eats the fish whole)
  • Dr. Edgar: Wow!
  • Tiki: "Tiki like fish. Fish never changed from long time."
  • Dr. Edgar: "Now, uh, you once mentioned a Bloodjaw, could you explain who or what he is?"
  • Tiki was silent.
  • Tiki: "Tiki no want talk."
  • Dr. Edgar: Well, could you tell me some other time?
  • Tiki:...Yes.
  • Dr. Edgar: Must've been painful for you, huh?
  • Tiki: Yes.
  • Dr. Edgar: WHOA! LOOK AT THE SIZE OF THAT SALMON!!! (They each see a large salmon) I got it! I hope my father's teachings haven't worn off. (Flies down, and tries catching the salmon, but he misses, and crashes into a few rocks as Tiki laughs) I wasn't ready that time. (Tries again, but is having difficulty, and then they go off a waterfall, and Dr. Edgar manages to catch the fish, but plummets into the water below)
  • Tiki: Edgar?
  • Dr. Edgar: (Surfaces, and gasps for air, and holds the fish in his wing) UGGH! MY BEAUTIFUL FEATHERS!!! THEY'RE WET!!! (Tiki laughs, and then Dr. Edgar laughs)

Back in the Nest

  • Dr. Edgar: (Puts the salmon hard on the ground) Now, how do you think we should split this baby?
  • Tiki: "Tiki think all sides of the Salmon is yummy, so me no care either way, me still get yummy fish."
  • Dr. Edgar: Alright. Then I guess we split it in half. (Gets a knife, but Tiki reacts horribly to it)...What?
  • Tiki: SO SHARP!!! (Gets a vision of her getting attacked by a T-Rex, and when they fight in a tundra) SO SHARP!!!
  • Dr. Edgar: (Looks at knife)...Uh...I guess you don't like sharp objects. (Throws away the knife) Well, why don't you split it? I don't have sharp claws on my wings like you do. The only claws I have are on my feet, but they're not useful for slicing.
  • Tiki: Uh...sure. (Slices the salmon)
  • Dr. Edgar: You have been through a LOT in your time, haven't you?
  • Tiki: Me don't like to talk about it.
  • Dr. Edgar: "Now, Tiki, i, didn't know about your phobia of, sharp objects. I apologies."
  • Tiki: "..... Tiki accepts." (Takes the rear end of the salmon, but something bursts on her face) EWW! SWIM BLADDER BURSTS OVER TIKI'S FACE! (Edgar laughs, and then Tiki laughs along with him, and they eat their fish halves, and lay down)
  • Dr. Edgar: Tiki, I must admit, I never felt this way about a creature I hardly ever seen before. I want you to know that even though you're a Pteronodon, which may be considered a monster all the time, and is very primitive, you filled something inside me I never realized was missing.
  • Tiki: Aw, how sweet. Tiki never had much respect in her time period, whereas the other Pteronodons in Tiki's flock made fun of Tiki for her piscivorous diets and not eating anything more healthy like eggs or meat, yet you seem to be only friend Tiki's ever had.
  • Dr. Edgar: Well, I guess this is gonna be the start of an awesome night.
  • Tiki: Now you tell Tiki something personel. Something you never considered pleasant or pretty.
  • Dr. Edgar: Well...I lost some old friends of mine recently, and it never really worked out for me since it was hard to find some new ones. But now that you're here, I feel like my journey is complete.
  • ???: "Aw that so sweet i think i got a cavity. even though i don't have that kind of teeth."
  • ???: "PREHISTORIC ONE, YOU TWAT?!"
  • Tiki and Edgar looks to see the shell louge squad.
  • Marty: "(Wispers) We been spotted..... (Openly) Good evening, Dr. Edgar i presume?"
  • Tiki: EEEKKKKK!!! (Flies away)
  • Dr. Edgar: TIKI! WAIT!!!
  • Marty: 'Tiki'?
  • Icky: TIKI?!? WHERE?!? THEY SCARE ME!!!
  • Dr. Edgar: You? The Shell Lodgers? Aw, C'mon, me and Tiki were having a great time.
  • SpongeBob: You named that dinosaur 'Tiki'?
  • Dr. Edgar: Yes. Although she said her real name was 'Wanktos'. Now you scared her off!
  • Lord Shen: (Everyone looks at him for scaring off Tiki)...Uh...(Chuckles nervously)
  • Sandy: Well, Tri-corn sent us here cause she assumes "Tiki" was gonna eat you.
  • Dr. Edgar: No, she wasn't!
  • Mr. Krabs: No? Then explain why she abducted you.
  • Dr. Edgar: That was a mistake. She mistaken my act of kindness as a mating gesture. She was just trying to show me how much she loved me.
  • Rico: (Starts crying)
  • Skipper: Aw, C'mon, Rico, it isn't THAT sad...(Starts sobbing)
  • Private: Skipper, are you crying?
  • Skipper: NO! I'm too manly to cry!...YES! (Sobs)
  • Dr. Edgar: Relax, I didn't say that much.
  • Merlin: Well, may I remind you that Tiki has been stealing fish throughout the Dragon Realms?
  • Dr. Edgar: Look, that's all in the past. She didn't know any better. She's only primitive.
  • Skipper: Why have you grown so interested in this dinosaur?
  • Dr. Edgar: Because I like her! She remembers my name!
  • Squidward: What?
  • Dr. Edgar: "Well... We, bonded alittle."
  • Icky: "Look, sorry for interupting your date doc-"
  • Dr. Edgar: "We're not dating!"
  • Icky: "Whatever. Sorry for the interuption on our part, but if we don't prove her good name, and that she is not gonna kil you or anyone, Tri-corn's gonna have the millaterry to make her kind the first to go extint, twice! Or in this cause, for realises this time."
  • Dr. Edgar: SENATOR TRICORN'S GONNA DO WHAT?!? (Shrugs) Just my luck! I get a new friend and maybe even companion to take care of, and someone just has to botch it up! Well, I need to find Tiki! She can barely take care of herself out there! And you guys need to help me.
  • Po: Sure. And we'll also be able to help you prove her kind-hearted nature in any way we possibly can.
  • Dr. Edgar: Thanks. TIKI? (Flies off with the Lodge van) TIKI?

Somewhere else in the mountains

  • Tiki: (Hides in a cave shaking in fear, being traumatized by the thoughts of the T-Rex from her past, and the fate of her entire race)...
  • Edgar's voice: "Tiki! Tiki!"
  • Tiki: Edgar? EDGAR! (Flies around to see him and the Shell Lodge) ARRRGGGHHH!!! WHAT THAT?!?
  • Dr. Edgar: Relax, Tiki, they are friends. These are heroes who protect these worlds from evil. I'd like you to meet the Shell Lodge Squad.
  • Tiki: The Shell Lodge Squad? Odd name for hero team.
  • SpongeBob: Well, what can I say? I came from under the sea.
  • Tiki: You come from under sea?
  • SpongeBob: Well...yeah.
  • Icky: SpongeBob, I'd be careful around her. Pteronodons EAT undersea dwellers.
  • Tiki: Oh, no! Tiki don't like sponges. Tiki can't even go deep enough to reach sponges. She die if she tried.
  • Dr. Edgar: Tiki, listen. We are in grave danger. The ones who made me bring you here are considering killing you. The Shell Lodge is gonna help us stop them.
  • Tiki: "Why they want harm Tiki?"
  • Dr. Edgar: "To Tri-corn's blinded arriganst, she thinks your a threat to her ability to be re-elected by making people think she's soft on monsters, and because you took me! Abducting sentient living things is considered a socal no-no."
  • Tiki begins to cry.
  • Tiki: "Why mean Tri-corn think that?"
  • Dr. Edgar: "Her sense of moral thinking is obscured by a cybernetic prototype. Don't ask, it involes alot of tecnecal talking your not advance enough to understand. But do understand that if she's convinced your not a threat to her ability being leader again, or to any life, you won't get killed."
  • Tiki: "Why is every time Tiki goes out to world, all Tiki gets is hatred and death threats, even in world with no dinosaurs left?"
  • Dr. Edgar: It's not that bad, Tiki. All we have to do is prove to Senator Tricorn that you're harmless, and she'll let you go. You can trust me. After all, I have to take care of you now.
  • Tiki:...Let's do it.
  • Dr. Edgar: That's a good Pteronodon. Now let's go. Senator Tricorn needs to see you face-to-face. But be careful, she has a bad attitude for a dragon. (Everyone heads off)

Chapter 7- A Pteronodon in Danger

Tri-corn's office.

  • Tri-corn was sitting at her desk, looking at a huge self-portret.
  • The Lougers, Edgar, and Tiki came in.
  • Icky: "Yo, Senator Bad Tempersworth, Tiki's here to talk to you."
  • Tri-Corn laughs.
  • Mr. Krabs: "I don't think i like the sound of that."
  • Tri-corn turns around, giving a smug, sinister looking smile.
  • Senator Tri-corn: "Did you twats actselly think i was gonna give that thing a fair chance?"
  • Tri-corn presses a button, and millaterry buffalos charged in!
  • General Horns and Saregnt Claw appeared as well.
  • General Horns: "Please forgive us lougers. The Senator made us go through with this."
  • Sargent Claw: "I wouldn't even dream of helping her if it wasn't for the millaterry's oblectgation to the United Universe Senate."
  • Skipper: "What in the name of sudden plot twist betrail?!"
  • Lord Shen: "Senator, what is the meaning of this?!"
  • Senator Tri-corn: "It's the most simply brillent plan ever. I was inspired by this, arguement with the cops and my own assisent, of which, had gave me a vision. What if i trick the lougers into capturing that prehistoric abomination for me! Alcourse, i knew you wouldn't INTENTIONALY help me trick that beast into returning Edgar back and to come here so i can sedgule a public exicution for this, "Tiki" you been fond of naming. So, i told, a streached truth."
  • Skipper: "You mean you lied to us?!"
  • Trixie: "Ain't that just like a goverment offitcal to be dishonest."
  • Senator Tri-corn: "Oh what? You actselly thought i would give a monster a chance to live among us? And don't think your little, "Cover-up" at the market will defend you! I been told before the market was suddenly repaired! That prehistory nightmare stolen $9000 dollars wroth of fish! That thing is a threat to the fishing industry, the marketing, and more impourently, MY ABILITY TO BE SENATOR AGAIN IN AN RE-ELECTION?!"
  • Cynder: "Tri-corn, you are not an evil individual, your just a victim of bad cirtimstances, and that darn cybnetic prostecties is obviously messing around in your head again!"
  • Tri-Corn: "Oh that is so not true- (Sparks are seen from Tri-corn's head, and suddenly, static is heard.)"
Sound Effects - Static

Sound Effects - Static

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  • General Horns: "I got this."
  • General Horns removes some part of her fake skin, and tuned a dial like a radio.
FM Radio Tuning 2

FM Radio Tuning 2

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  • General Horns actsidently picks a wrong channel and this plays.
John McCormack - It's A Long Way To Tipperary

John McCormack - It's A Long Way To Tipperary

  • Skipper: "Uh, does that happen alot?"
  • General Horns: You have no idea.
  • Senator Tricorn: (General Horns fixes her)--, Missy! What just happened?
  • Puss in Boots: Senator Tricorn, this creature is not capable of hurting anybody. She has bonded with Dr. Eagle like a close friend, and you're the only thing keeping them apart.
  • Senator Tricorn: Oh, yeah? Let's test that theory!
  • Skipper: And how are you gonna do that?
  • Senator Tricorn: Just watch. (Walks straight up to Tiki as she shivers in fear) So, Tiki is it, what are your intentions for these realms?
  • Tiki: Tiki have no intentions of doing any harm. Tiki just want to get use to new home. Please let Tiki go.
  • Senator Tricorn: Not gonna happen, slut! Not until I prove what you're capable of! (Takes out a knife)
  • Tiki:...AARRRRGGGHHH! SO SHARP!!! (Visions come in her head again)
  • Dr. Edgar: STOP! YOU'RE SCARING HER!!!
  • Senator Tricorn: You stay out of this, Edgar! This is just business! (Chuckles, and comes closer to Tiki) Let's see how YOU like being ripped apart.
  • Tiki: STAY AWAY FROM TIKI! STAY AWAY! (Senator Tricorn wounds her) RAWWWWRRRRRRKKKKK!!!
  • Dr. Edgar: NO!
  • Tiki: (Her wound is massively bleeding)... (Tiki gets angry)
  • Senator Tricorn: Go ahead! Make my day!
  • Tiki: GRRRRRGGGGHHHHH!!!
  • Dr. Edgar: TIKI, DON'T DO IT!!!
  • Tiki: YOU HURT TIKI! TIKI KILL YOU! (Screeches, and claws Tricorn)
  • Senator Tricorn: URRRGGGGGHHHH!!!
  • Iago: THAT would be a problem!
  • Senator Tricorn: You see? You ALL see what she is? She is a treacherous monster who doesn't deserve to live any longer! She is too dangerous to be left alive! Take her to the cage!
  • SpongeBob: General Horns, don't do it!
  • General Horns: I am very sorry Lougers, but I'm a general. I gotta follow the rules. (The soldiers grab the enraged Tiki and take her away)
  • Dr. Edgar: TIKI!!!
  • Senator Tricorn: And as for YOU, Dr. Edgar! You're FIRED!
  • Dr. Edgar: "F-f-f-f-fired?"
  • Icky: "YOU MENTALLY SCREWED UP BITCH?! SHE ONLY ATTACKED CAUSE YOU ATTACKED HER, PSYCO?! SHE WAS DEFENDING HERSELF CAUSE YOU LADY, ASSULTED HER?!"
  • Senator Tri-corn: "Oh please, if she was truely a good creature, she could've turned the other cheek."
  • Po: "ARE YOU SERIOUS?! NOT EVEN A BUDDEST MONK WILL TAKE BEING CUT BY A KNIFE LYING DOWN?! NOT EVEN CELESTIA WILL TAKE BEING HARMED LYING DOWN!"
  • Senator Tri-corn: "True, but even a Buddhist monk wouldn't attack so monstrously. If this were to happen to her, she'd do more than attack the attacker. She'd kill and more and get serious infamy. It's like your lion friend said, you don't bite the hand that feeds you."
  • Alex: Not if you just let her have a chance.
  • Senator Tri-corn: "Oh blah blah blah, on your part."
  • Cynder: "Tri-corn, you need help! I'm afraid the prototype has made you more dangerious then your igmaginary dangerious pteradactyl! Also, this wouldn't happened to have anything to do what happened to you in equestia after we dealt with Kevin's corruption, would it?"
  • Senator Tri-corn got nervious.
  • Senator Tri-corn: "What're you talking a-a-a-a-a-about?"
  • Cynder: I mean that giant spitting cobra that made you a cyborg.
  • Senator Tricorn: Don't talk to me about her! She was trouble!
  • Shifu: Well, what did you do to her that made her attack you?
  • Senator Tricorn: (Gets a vision)

Equestria

  • Senator Tricorn: (Before she was a cyborg, walks down a path, and sees an egg) An egg? Why would it be laying out here and not with it's mother? (Pokes it, and it does nothing) And it's cold. Well, I guess that means it's the runt of the litter. I guess I should put it out of it's misery--(Picks up the egg, and before she could eat it, a shadow appears in front of her. It was the egg's mother. A giant spitting cobra) Oh fudge. Listen, please! I didn't know you were still around, i-
  • The Giant Cobra sprayed at Tri-corn, who's screams can be heard!
  • A siluette of Tri-corn losing her arm is seen, she then trips into the light, part of her face becoming skull-like.
  • The Giant Cobra intents to devour her, but then, she was zapped by a light of engry!
  • the creature grabbed all it's eggs and retreats!
  • A siluette of what looks like Celestia appeared.
  • Tri-corn could barely see.
  • ???: "Please hang on. I'll help you."
  • Tri-corn's vision went black, she was unconscious.

Later

  • ???: (Tricorn's vision is still blurry, and 2 unknown similar figures appear in front of her) Wow! She looks worse than she did before we brought her here! What happened?
  • ???: The Senator seems to have been horribly attacked by a giant spitting cobra in Equestria. Celestia told us she pissed it off when she tried to eat her egg. Part of her face and body is melted away and paralyzed.
  • ???: Is there any cure to this condition?
  • ???: I'm afraid not, honey. The Giant Red Devil Spitting Cobra's venom is too acidic to be used to develop a cure. There's nothing we can do. I'm afraid she'll be finished in 3 days.
  • ???: You can't be serious! She's the Senator! She paid to have this facility and company brung to life! We can't just let her die. If she does...then CyberCon might be shut down forever!
  • ???: I'm sorry. The venom's already melting away and paralyzing her nerves. The entire nervous system seems to be in a panic and a catastrophic amount of pain. Even the most successful anesthetics couldn't stop the inflicting pain.
  • ???: Well, perhaps we can give her some of my prosthetics? She could really use them.
  • ???: That would be a great idea, but...but remember when you tried to reverse engineer the brain and it backfired? If you were unable to perfect it before, what makes you think you can now?
  • ???: Because that incident was a minor setback, in fact, i may also suspect savitosh from that damn duck assistent of mine. He looked fishy. I sometimes wonder if he was just a crony of Alec Boldwin Eagle, that science-fearing/hating fool. but what about HALF a brain? As you can see, half of Tricorn's brain is already affected by the cobra's venom as well as almost half of her nervous system. And I happen to have a cranial prototype I've been working on for this occasion. It's a bit different than the one I tried to create before, different enough for it to be sure to work. If the surgery is a success, then it will be an amazing breakthrough in medical science.
  • ???: I don't know about this, honey.
  • ???: Well, if we don't...I'll lose my company and all of my research.
  • ???: Well...I guess we could give it a try.
  • ???: Oh, thank you, Jasmine. I just hope this works. (Tricorn goes black again)

Present

  • Senator Tricorn: That monster cobra made me what I am today. She is just like that Pteronodon. A MONSTER! And since then, I vowed to rid the UUniverses of any monsters that wreak havoc and show them what havoc REALLY feels like. I put an end to many kinds of monsters like her. Remember the Chernobyl Mutogenic Apocalypse in the time before your team was even reality? A year before the Chernobyl incident, you know, if you were even aware of it at the time?
  • B.O.B: You mean the mutant cataclysm that happened after the Miramax Chernobyl incident caused a normal bunny to give birth to an abnormally precious baby that grew into a deformed scorpion-rabbit-spider thing? I read about that once in UU science monthy when boredum drove me to read that magisene.
  • Senator Tricorn: Yes.
  • Missing Link: Oh. Sources say they never found the body of the mutant when it died.
  • Senator Tricorn: You know why? I chopped it's freaking head off?!
  • (The Lodgers gasped)
  • Kowalski: NEWTON'S NIPPLES! THAT WAS YOU?!?
  • Senator Tricorn: I was doing what was best for civilization, yes! That, monster destroyed what was left of Chernibyl socity, and now it's a mutant riddled dump?! And remember the Dinosaur Man Incident in Anime Japan? I had that beast destroyed?!
  • The Lodgers gasped
  • Spyro: THAT WAS A SCIENTIST SUFFERING FROM AN EXPERIMENT GONE AWRY!!!
  • Senator Tricorn: And remember the Radiosaurus Crisis in MGM Siberia? A turrent did a lovely jon destroying it.
  • Iago: THAT WAS A LOST DINOSAUR FROM LITTLE-FOOT'S WORLD WHO TOOK A VACATION IN THE MGM UNIVERSE UNTIL HE WAS MUTATED BY A BIOHAZARDOUS WASTE!!!
  • Senator Tricorn: Instead of lettting those beasts ruin socity, I did the RIGHT thing, and ended their reign once and for all.
  • Shifu: Yeah. Just the wrong way.
  • Senator Tri-corn: Hypocirtes?! You killed monsters all the time! Moral Monsters and literal! It is my duty to make sure that Pteronodon doesn't cause anymore havoc. She will die at dawn for all she's done! And this time, you will NOT interfear! TAKE THEM AWAY! (The Lodgers are taken away)
  • Cynder: "Tri-corn, you don't understand. Your trumised fears, the prototype, they're turning you into what your vowing to destroy!"
  • Tricorn: You're NOT gonna convince me this time, dragon! I swore I'd kill every monster that posed as a threat to society, and I MEANT it.
  • Skipper: Then you leave us no choice!
  • Senator Tricorn: Oh, I'm REAL scared. I'm Senator, and I have the authority to put an end to your team if you resist my orders. Now surrender before I send in reinforcements.
  • Baloo: We have to do what she says, guys! She has law enforcement blackmailed into doing what she says, and there's nothing we can do for now.
  • Cynder: NO! We're NOT, I repeat, NOT, gonna let her kill--
  • Senator Tricorn: (On intercom) I need reinforcements in here immediately! We have purpetrators threatening my authority! (More soldiers come in and knock out the Shell Lodge. When SpongeBob gets smacked in the back, he falls to the ground, and everything goes blank)

Later, somewhere unknown

  • SpongeBob: (Wakes up in a prison cell) Uhhgh...what happened? Where am I?
  • Sandy: SPONGEBOB!!!
  • SpongeBob: Sandy? Where are you?
  • Sandy: Over here! Where are you?
  • SpongeBob: I'm in a prison cell!
  • Icky: Senator Tricorn had us imprisoned when we were knocked out!
  • Skipper: Does she really think she can lock us up in a prison cell? Rico!
  • Rico: (Hacks out dynamite, and it explodes, yet the bars are still standing) What?
  • Kowalski: No effect?
  • SpongeBob: What the heck? (Tries slipping through the cells, but he gets shocked by electricity) A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-AH!!! (Gets shot back into the cell) OOF!
  • B.O.B: (Tries slipping out, but the bars zap him) OW!
  • Merlin: What? (Teleports out of cell, but a laser eye above the cell zaps Merlin's head, and mind controls him into teleporting back into the cell) Wha-?
  • Po: (Tries kicking the cell open, but it has no effect) OW!
  • Viper: What is this?
  • Sandy: Apparently Tricorn's rigged each of our cells into accomodating and manipulating each of our abilities.
  • Cynder: "Oh really?"
  • Cynder turns into Avatar Cynder and destroys the bars and the eye!
  • Sandy: "..... Well.... Appeartently, Tri-corn was never made aware of Avatar Cynder."
  • Private: Especially after it's how we got free from Tricorn's restraints the first time when B.O.B was mutated.
  • Cynder: (Turns back into Cynder again, and frees the other Lodgers) C'mon, we gotta stop Tricorn AND her madness!
  • Donkey: Uh, guys?
  • Shrek: What is it, Donkey?
  • Donkey: How long were we knocked out?
  • Puss in Boots: What are you talking about?
  • Donkey: Remember when Tricorn said she would kill Tiki at dawn?
  • Shrek: Yeah?
  • Donkey: Well, LOOK! (They look out the window, and it IS dawn)
  • Skipper: BUTTER MELT BISCUITS!!! DAWN!!!
  • Sparx: TRICORN'S ABOUT TO KILL TIKI!!!
  • Cynder: Then we'd better get a move-on!
  • Spyro: I hope we're not too late! (The Lodgers run out of the prison)

Meanwhile...

  • Senator Tricorn: (Opens up Tiki's prison cell, and takes a deep breath) DAWN!
  • Tiki: GRRRRGGGGHHH! (Screeches, and tries to attack Tricorn, but soldiers appear and point guns at Tiki, and she stops, getting another vision of the T-Rex accidentally getting berries stuck in his nose, and blows it out, striking Tiki's head, delivering a huge blow, causing her to realize what the guns can do)
  • Senator Tricorn: Take her to the poison chamber! (Soldiers chain Tiki's neck, and take her off)

Meanwhile, again...

  • Dr. Edgar: (Crying in a prison cell, drawing a picture of him and Tiki on the wall with chalk) Tiki! This is all my fault! I led you to Tricorn's trap, and fell for it! This is all my fault!
  • ???: Dr. Edgar? (Edgar turns around to see the Lodgers)
  • Dr. Edgar: GUYS! I knew you would get out of those cells! Tricorn said you wouldn't be able to get out!
  • Po: Clearly, she underestimated our abilities. We're gonna free you from these bars no problem! There's gotta be a key around here, no, they wouldn't leave the key around here--(Tigress punches the bars down)...Oh, good, you found it!
  • Dr. Edgar: Guys, please! You gotta save Tiki!
  • Icky: Clearly, that's what we're doing! Where are they and where are they taking her?
  • Dr. Edgar: Tricorn didn't tell me!
  • Kowalski: AW, C'MON!

Meanwhile, again again...

  • (They continue taking Tiki down to the poison chamber)

Back in the jail

  • Po: How are we gonna find her?
  • Pinkie Pie suddenly appeared.
  • Pinkie Pie: "Hi guys. I came here as a camio to tell you that meanie dragon lady is taking Tiki to a room called "Poi-Son's Chamber". With love, Pinkie Pie."
  • Skipper: PINKIE?!? How did you get here? How do you know about Tiki? How do you-- (Pinkie suddenly vanished)
  • Icky: Sometimes I wonder how she's capable of using fourth-wall powers to help us.
  • Mr. Dodo: And it isn't the only time she's done that.

Cutaway

  • Mr. Dodo: (Tries starting up the van) Why won't the stupid van work?
  • Pinkie Pie: (Suddenly appears) Hi!
  • Mr. Dodo: AARRGH!
  • Pinkie: I came to tell you you're out of fuel.
  • Mr. Dodo: (Checks the fuel gauge and sees it's at empty) Gee, why didn't I notice that? Thanks, Pink--(Pinkie vanished)...ie.

Another Cutaway

  • Kowalski: (Works on a teleporting machine, but when he activates it, the teleporter only teleports itself, and not Kowalski) Wha--?...Okay, nobody saw--
  • Pinkie: Hi!
  • Kowalski: GAAHH!
  • Pinkie: You forget something? (Gives him a small cylinder-shaped core)
  • Kowalski: Oh, the antimatter core! I completely forgot! Thanks, Pink--(Pinkie vanished)...ie...(Looks at the core) I sure hope that teleporter hasn't done any damage.

Equestria, Sugarcube Corner

  • Mrs. Cakes: (The Teleport Machine has destroyed the front door and part of the wall, and the Baby Cakes are heard crying) WHAT THE EQUESTRIA HAPPENED?!?
  • Pinkie: It was Kowalski, Mrs. Cakes. I'll have it repaired in no time.

Yet Another Cutaway

  • Gary: Meow!
  • SpongeBob: (Playing Ratchet and Clank: Up Your Arsenal) Not now, Gary! I'm on the final boss battle with Dr. Nefarious!
  • Pinkie: Hi!
  • SpongeBob: AAAAHHH!!! (Ratchet dies on the game) Aw tar-tar sauce!
  • Pinkie: Sorry. Gary's saying you need to feed him.
  • SpongeBob: Wha? (Checks watch, and it is 9:00) Oh, yeah! Thanks Pink--(Pinkie vanishes)...ie.

Present

  • March Hare: Why can't we Wonderlandians do that? We are stupid after all.
  • Mad Hatter: HEY!
  • March Hare: Just kidding, Hatter.
  • B.O.B.: Why would they have a room called "Poi-Son's chamber"? I mean, who or WHAT is a Poi-Son?"
  • Viper: I think what Pinkie meant to say was that they're taking her to a poison chamber.
  • Skipper: No Pteronodon will be Nazi'd on MY watch! (Everyone looks at him)...What? It's like the Holocaust. Genocidal mania? Lots of dead innocent people? C'MON! Don't you get it?
  • Kowalski: I get it, but that wasn't funny.
  • Icky: I agree, that totally sucked.
  • Skipper: (Sighs) Let's just get to--wait...where IS the poison chamber?
  • Pinkie: (In distance) AT THE ABANDONED EXTERMINATION CAMP NEXT DOOR!
  • Skipper: That's all I needed to hear--Wait a minute!!! We're in Europe?
  • Kowalski: (Checks the GPS) Yep. This seems to be an extermination camp built during the Great Grox War where the Grox went to either kill prisoners of war, or dispose of dangerous biological experiments. Like all the others, it was decommissioned during the end of the war.
  • Skipper: Well, let's get going. We don't have much time.
  • Dr. Edgar: We'll never make it in time.

the camp.

  • General Horns: "I'm confused Senator. I thought you planed to have this creature publicly exicuted, and yet here we are, in a distered exicution camp in a diserted part of dragon realms europe. Why the sudden interest to be remote about this?"
  • Senator Tricorn: I lied. I only execute monsters privately to avoid the risks. Then once that happens, I announce it publicly. Sometimes, being a monster-killer is not that easy, and it has risks.
  • General Horns: What KIND of risks?
  • Senator Tricorn: Like being accused of murder even though it was rightfully hunting and killing a freak of nature. Many people will try and impeach me for such accusations, even if some of their families have died off because of monsters like Tiki.
  • Tiki: Tiki never kill anyone in her life.
  • Senator Tricorn: QUIET! (Tiki whimpers in fear) You see, General Horns, it's only for the best.
  • General Horns: But haven't you ever thought about other fates for those monsters? Like changing them back to normal?
  • Senator Tricorn: Nope. That won't stop monsters completely. If a monster should be cured, there's a 75% chance they'll become the same monster again. Therefore, more lives will be lost. I can't afford to handle such risks. I'm going through with it, and you can't stop me. Put her in. (Tiki is pushed into a room with white tiled walls)
  • Tiki:...I guess this it. (Starts sobbing a bit)

At the Prison

  • Dr. Edgar: (He and the Lodgers fight the guards out of the prison, and make it out) There's the camp! (Points it out as a large building)
  • Iago: It's about 20 miles from here!
  • Skipper: We'll never get there in time.
  • Merlin: Oh, yes, we will! Teleportus! (Teleports the entire group to the camp instantly)
  • Icky: I love magic!
  • Skipper: LET'S GO, GO, GO! (The Lodgers and Edgar head inside the building)

Chapter 8- Rescuing Tiki

In the Poison Chamber

  • Senator Tricorn: (On intercom) The time has come, Tiki! You have done too much havoc in our world, and you are no longer welcome here. I'm afraid it's time to end it. (Tiki looks at her with sad eyes) Don't try to persuade me, beast! (To General Horns) Gas the room.
  • General Horns: (Near the gas lever, looks at Tiki as she continues crying)...No.
  • Senator Tricorn: (Scoffs) No?
  • General Horns: With all due respect, Senator, I wasn't meant to murder the innocent.
  • Senator Tricorn: But you WERE meant to follow orders! Gas the room NOW! (General Horns rips off the lever) Insolent fool! ARREST HIM! (The soldiers arrest General Horns) I'll kill this beast myself! (Takes a soldier's gun, pops off the head, and uses it as the lever, activating the gas) Say goodbye, Tiki! FOREVER!
  • Tiki: NO!!! (Begins getting affected by the gas, and coughs)
  • Senator Tricorn: (Suddenly a wall in the poison chamber is demolished by the Shell Lodgers) WHAT? IMPOSSIBLE!!!
  • Skipper: (He and the other Penguins put on gas masks, and retrieve Tiki when she is seconds away from death)
  • Dr. Edgar: TIKI!
  • Senator Tricorn: NO! YOU MISFITS CAN'T DO THIS TO ME?!
  • The gas was sucked in by Trixie in a magic bubble, which she place the gas in a giant fishbowl with a lid!
  • Senator Tri-corn: "SOLDIERS! I WANT THOSE LOUGERS ARRESTED?!"
  • Sargent Claw: "You know what? If you want to harm inosent creatures, do it yourself. We're done here."
  • the soldiers let go of Horns and walked off.
  • Tri-corn lost it!
  • she shattered the glass, took the trapped gun from the gas chamber switch and entered the room!
  • Tri-corn: "IF YOU WANT SOMETHING DONE RIGHT, DO IT YOURSELF?!"
  • Skipper: "Rico?!"
  • Rico hacked a smoke bomb!
  • BOOM!
  • The lougers and Tiki and Edgar vanished!!
  • Tri-corn roared in anger and angish!
  • Tricorn: I WILL FIND YOU, LODGERS! I SWEAR ON IT I WILL PUT AN END TO THAT MONSTER'S LIFE IF IT TAKES AN ETERNITY!!!
  • Skipper: (The Lodgers run off hearing Tricorn's words) We gotta get Tiki far away from her as possible!
  • Alex: But where? She knows where we live!
  • Panic: "NOW WE DID IT?! TRI-CORN'S GONNA TURN US ALL INTO TARGET PRACTICE?!"
  • Merlin: No, she won't! I know some place where she won't be able to find us.
  • Patrick: Let me guess? The Everfree Fores--
  • Merlin: SSSSSHHHHHHHHH!!!!
  • SpongeBob: Okay, let's get the van ready. Wherever it is.
  • Kowalski: That won't be a problem. (Presses weird-looking car alarm, and the van automatically comes to them)
  • Skipper: Nice work, Kowalski! Let's roll! (Everyone runs into the van with Tiki, and blast off, unaware that they were watched by Senator Tricorn)
  • Senator Tricorn: The Everfree Forest, huh? We'll see about THAT! (On intercom) Jamaica, bring me my Private Aircraft Carrier!...Jamaica?...ANSWER ME!...(Shrugs) Fine! I'll get it myself!

Aircraft Carrier Parking Spot

  • Guard #1: (Senator Tricorn appears, and they block her entrance) You are not welcome to your aircraft anymore, Ms. Tricorn!
  • Senator Tricorn: What?! Explain now, Corprel?!
  • Guard #2: Ignitus and the Guardians are furious about your actions, and is suspending you for two weeks. Until then, you are no longer allowed to access your aircraft. Defying this will result in increased suspension! Leave now!
  • Senator Tri-corn lost it!
  • Tri-corn: "NOW OF MY WAY NOW, YOU IDIOTS?!"
  • Tri-corn roared furiously, causing the guards to panic and run off!
  • Guard 1: "QUICK! WE NEED REINFORCEMENTS?! TRI-CORN IS LOSING IT BAD?!"
  • Senator Tricorn: (Enters the Aircraft Carrier, and puts up a deflector shield to protect her ship from incoming soldier gunfire) This ends now! (Takes off out of the atmosphere) PTA to Equestria?
  • Computer: Why should I tell YOU, you crazy bitch?
  • Senator Tricorn: (Shrugs) Not you, too! (Shuts off the computer, and drives the ship on her own, and enters hyperspeed)

Chapter 9- The Final Battle

Everfree Forest, Equestria

  • Dr. Edgar: (Puts an unconscious Tiki on the ground) TIKI! TIKI! You're okay! Tiki, wake up, you're safe! (Tiki doesn't respond)...Tiki?...(Sheds tear) Oh, no! PLEASE don't be dead! For God's sake, PLEASE don't be dead! BREATH, GODDAMN IT! (Tiki doesn't respond) C'MON!
  • Tigress:...I think she's gone. There's nothing you can do.
  • Dr. Edgar: But...but...I love her!...(Starts crying)
  • Shifu: I'm sorry, Dr. Edgar.
  • ???: Hello again. (The group sees Zecora again)
  • Icky: "Hey Zebra chick! You need to help us! Tri-corn's gonna kill us instead of Tiki who might be-"
  • Zecora went to feel for pulse.
  • Zecora: "The creature lives, if though weak and unconscious."
  • Po: Well, I don't think she'll live for long.
  • Sandy: Yeah. She's been exposed in a poison gas chamber in an abandoned WWII extermination camp in Dragon Realms Europe.
  • Zecora: What kind of gas did Tricorn use to poison this very precious muse?
  • Skipper: Uh...I don't know.
  • Kowalski: I think I know. (Takes out a balloon)
  • Private: What's that?
  • Kowalski: I picked up some of the poison gas when we went to retrieve Tiki. It is stored in this balloon. Now let's head inside the van so we can find out what this gas is. (They all do that, and Kowalski puts the balloon onto a little tube on the computer, and the computer sucks up the gas, and analyzes it)
  • Computer: Substance identified as Zyglon B. Zyglon B was a highly lethal 1920 cyanide-based pesticide used by Nazis in extermination camps throughout Germany. Exposure will result in death.
  • Kowalski: Is there any cure?
  • Computer: Processing...No.
  • Skipper: WHAT?!?
  • Dr. Edgar: Are you kidding? That can't be right!
  • Kowalski: Sorry, Dr. Edgar. Computers don't lie.
  • Dr. Edgar:...No! (Starts crying)
  • Zecora: Do not dispair, my avian friend. It's possible to put the diagnosis to an end.
  • Dr. Edgar: (Still sobbing) What do you mean? 
  • Zecora: If you all recall from long ago, you know how I handled poison-joke?
  • Kowalski: Hmm...no, not really.
  • Private: Oh, you gave them some sort of herbal bath, right?
  • Zecora: Indeed. But this condition isn't herbal one bit. It needs something else in order for it to work lickity-split.
  • Dr. Edgar: What?
  • Zecora: The only way to filter out the poison, is to use a mud bath to let the skin moisten.
  • Skipper: A mud bath? Really?
  • Kowalski: Actually, that could work. Mud baths have been known to filter out our poisons efficiently.
  • Dr. Edgar: And you're confident it will work?
  • Kowalski: Well, it's worth a try. (Outside the forest, Tricorn's aircraft carrier is seen landing)

At a huge mud puddle right near Zecora's Hut

  • Dr. Edgar: Eww! Are you sure about this?
  • Lucky Jack: Do you want Tiki to die, man?
  • Dr. Edgar: No.
  • Lucky Jack: Then yes.
  • Tigress: Trust us on this, Dr. Edgar. Tiki will be okay. Just put her into that mud, and the poisons will be filtered out. There's no other way.
  • Dr. Edgar: What if she suffocates?
  • Pain: Seriously dude? You're being too paranoid.
  • Dr. Edgar:...Okay...Here we go...(Puts Tiki into the mud, and the head remains out of the mud)...I hope this works.
  • Viper: It will work. Trust me.
  • Icky: Now what should we do no--
  • ???: THERE YOU ARE!!! (Everyone turns around to see Senator Tricorn clawing her way through the trees, and reaching the Lodgers) I'LL TEAR YOU ALL APART FOR YOUR DEFIANCE!!!
  • SpongeBob: But, we-hu-yu-by-thay-How did you find us?
  • Senator Tricorn: Next time, make sure you don't stupidly spill the beans.
  • Patrick: (Everyone looks at him for spilling the beans)...Uh...oops!
  • Senator Tricorn: I'm ending this NOW! (Large bladed spikes protrude from the tip of her tail)
  • Private: Dragons could do that?
  • Kowalski: Well, no. Except for Astrid's Deadly Nadder.
  • Skipper: Don't let her near the Pteronodon, Lodgers!
  • Senator Tricorn: (Slashes Mad Hatter trying to cut off his head, and while his head disappears, it has only been tucked into his shirt)
  • Mad Hatter: Oh, my!
  • Senator Tricorn: Get out of my way, fools! I may have lost my flame abilities when that spitting cobra cost me part of my body, but that doesn't mean I can't kill you all.
  • Cynder: Senator Tricorn, we're NOT gonna let you do something you'll regret! Just surrender now, and we won't hurt you.
  • Senator Tri-corn: "I WOULDN'T BE THE SENATOR THAT I AM IF I JUST, GAVE UP?!"
  • Lord Shen: "Sneator, please calm down! You don't know what're you doing! That prototype is making you act crazy!"
  • Senator Tri-corn: "SILENCE! I CAN'T LET THAT CREATURE (STATIC) L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L (STATIC STOPS) LIVE! I HAVE NO INTENTIONS TO STOP UNTIL- (Music is suddenly heard.) What the hell."
  • Giant silluetes of spiders is seen as the music intenseify.
  • Icky: "Uh, mis Tri-corn."
  • Tri-corn: "WHAT?!"
  • Red eyes are seen!
  • Tri-corn felt an uneasy exspearience. She slowly turned around, and sees, A giant spider and 5 Smaller Giant Spiders.
  • Tri-corn got scared!
  • Tri-Corn: "WHAT THE HELL ARE THEY?!"
  • Trixie: "The-the-the Funnal Boy Band Webs!"
We Got Nothin' Goin' On (Mashup Demo)

We Got Nothin' Goin' On (Mashup Demo)

full

  • Tri-corn found herself trapped by the Bigger Spider, as it's dragging her to it's mouth.
  • Tri-Corn: "HELP ME?! (CRYING) PLEASE?!"
  • FBBW member 1: You are gonna pay for your cruelty to innocent monsters including our friend, Mrs. Cobrox!
  • Senator Tricorn: Mrs. Cobrox? What the hell are you talking about?
  • ???: THEY MEAN ME! (Everybody turns around to see the mother giant spitting cobra who sprayed Tricorn, along with her hatched snakelings)
  • Tricorn: (Gasps) YOU!
  • Mrs. Cobrox: I called the Funnel Boys in order to search the UUniverses for you so I can exact my revenge on you for trying to eat my baby!
  • Tricorn: Look, it was an accident! I thought it was abandoned!
  • Mrs. Cobrox: Oh, please! That's what a complete IDIOT would think! After all, since then, I heard about your terrible crimes against innocent monsters like that Pteronodon. It was something that wouldn't be tolerated! Now that you're here, I can finally have my vengeance!
  • Tricorn: You...you REALLY ARE A MONSTER!!!
  • Mrs. Cobrox: Technically, no! Like you said, you don't appreciate monsters that retaliate for pain or loss. Is that right? Well, how would YOU like it if I ate one of YOUR eggs?
  • Senator Tricorn: I don't have any eggs!
  • Mrs. Cobrox: (Shows her an egg)
  • Senator Tricorn: (Gasps) TANYA!!!
  • Spyro: Tricorn is a mother?
  • Cynder: Wow. I didn't know that.
  • Senator Tricorn: DON'T JUST STAND THERE, LODGERS! DO SOMETHING! SAVE MY EGG! KILL THAT TREACHEROUS SNAKE!!!
  • Mr. Whiskers: Yeah, I don't think so.
  • Senator Tricorn: WHAT?!? What do you mean 'I don't think so'?!? You're heroes, for God's sakes!
  • Mr. Whiskers: Yeah? Well, after what you tried to do to Tiki? I say we don't think YOU deserve to live. Not even your egg.
  • Senator Tricorn: WHAT?!? HOW DARE YOU SAY SUCH WORDS?!? SAVE ME!!!
  • Mrs. Cobrox: You heard them, Tricorn! They won't save cruel people like you! So I guess you don't deserve to be a mother after all! (Prepared to crush the egg)
  • Senator Tricorn: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO--(Mrs. Cobrox throws the egg, only for the egg to be a fake egg filled with just styrofoam)...What? That's not Tanya! (Mrs. Cobrox magically dissipates, along with the Funnel Boys, revealed to have been created by Twilight, who was hiding in a tree) What the hell is going on here?!?
  • SpongeBob: Well, it was all planned out...

Flashback

  • (SpongeBob) While Zecora was searching for a mud bath for Tiki, we saw your aircraft carrier coming, and knew for sure you were coming. So, we decided to end your cruelty by asking for help from Twilight. We went to Canterlot to ask Twilight to make some magical illusions of that cobra who attacked you as well as those spiders. We even used a fake egg to demonstrate to you how it feels when an innocent life is lost. For example, when you took the life of that Dinosaur Man, you broke his wife's heart, along with his 12 children, AND his parents. And that Radiosaur you shot down? Imagine how THEIR parents felt.

Present

  • SpongeBob: Now that you see what your cruelty has done to the UUniverses, you have one last chance to redeem yourself. Just stop this madness, and let Tiki go.
  • Senator Tricorn:... So, the Funnel Boy Band Webs weren't real?
  • Icky: "Oh they're real, but they're not that big, are not flesh eating monsters, are not everfree forest monsters, and are currently on tour. We got their permission to make those holigrams happened. Also, Red Devil cobras are not sentient. Didn't you found it abit odd she could talk."
  • Tri-corn: "But, what about the Monsters you did destroyed? Like that, giant shark thing?"
  • Skipper: Well, we had to destroy it because it was a true monster. Even though it was a scientist's pet shark that was mutated, we had to destroy it because it was about to produce mutated babies. We couldn't let it do utter chaos. But that's an entirely different matter. Tiki is not capable of hurting anyone. You just didn't wanna take the time to realize that because you were so pissed off about monsters that you wanted to make sure they wouldn't cause any harm.
  • Twilight: (Flies down to the ground) Yeah. You can't judge a book by it's cover, you know.
  • SpongeBob: So what do you say? Do you give up?...
  • Senator Tricorn:...(Sighs) You win. I give up. (The Lodgers cheered)
  • Tiki: (Wakes up after the mud has successfully drained out the poisons)...Urrrggghh!...(Sees Senator Tricorn) ARRRRGGGGHHHH!!! (Stutters out of the mud, getting everyone muddy)
  • SpongeBob:...I'm a dirty boy!
  • Dr. Edgar: WHOA, WHOA, WHOA, WHOA, WHOA, WHOA, WHOA, WHOA!!! Tiki, calm down! Tricorn's given up. She's not gonna hurt you.
  • Tiki: Tiki no trust her! She wound Tiki! Stay away from Tiki!
  • Dr. Edgar: "Tiki please! Tri-corn was a victim of an unlucky twist of bad luck, just like you when you were frozen for practicly centerys. a Device in her brain, seems to make her act, odd. Give Tri-corn a chance. She has flaws.... but it doesn't make her a monster... It just means she has, dangerious anger issues."
  • Tiki: ".... Tiki..... No sure."
  • Dr. Edgar: "I understand. You don't have to do it, right away. Sometimes, forgiveness comes when, it just comes."
  • Tiki: "Tiki want go home."
  • Dr. Edgar: "Ok Tiki. We had, enough excitment for one day, haven't we?"
  • Tri-Corn, hestiently, approuched Edgar.
  • Tri-corn: "Uh..... Dr. Edgar.... i would like to, re-hire you.... I am mature enough to admit that, maybe i jumped the boat on this, (nerviously laughing) and uh, i get stressed when things like this happened, i mean, have you ever seen Jurrasic Park 3, or that sci-fi movie called "Pterodactyl"?"
  • Tiki: What movie?
  • Tricorn: "Pterodactyl"!
  • Dr. Edgar: She means 'What is a movie". She's not good at speaking perfect English.
  • Tricorn: Oh, well...Dr. Edgar, I guess you can handle that prob. You can also keep her if you want.
  • Dr. Edgar: Gee, thank you, Senator.
  • Senator Tricorn: And Tiki, I am sorry about my disgusting behavior. I just wasn't being myself with this freaky thing on my head. Besides, are the Beaksworths done on that replacement prototype?
  • Kowalski: No, not really. They're having problems of their own at the moment. They've opened a robot dinosaur park, and they're too busy repairing it.
  • Senator Tricorn: A dinosaur park? Why didn't they tell me?
  • Private: Because you didn't ask.
  • Dr. Edgar: Well, I guess eveything's okay. I'm glad you're okay, Tiki. (Both hug)
  • Tiki: What we do now?
  • Dr. Edgar: You're gonna live with me, now. I'll take care of you. I won't let you out of my sight.
  • Tiki: But Tiki don't feel too cut out to live in new world.
  • Dr. Edgar: You'll get use to it. You just need to learn how the UUniverses works now. Starting with movies. I've got one on lodger approved DVD I hope you'll enjoy. It's about when the Lodgers saved a world of dinosaurs from an evil...uh...well, you get the picture.
  • Tiki: Actually, Tiki doesn't. (Both walk off)
  • Sam: I guess our work here is done, Lodgers.
  • Icky: "Now let beat it before the real monsters of everfree start to bug us."

Epilogue

a week later.

  • At the university, Tiki is seen dressed in clothing, like a university student.
  • Dr. Mile Neck: "It's been only a week, and she's already making good progress. I'm amazed how quickly she adoubted proper english."
  • Dr. Edgar: "Well, let's just say that i owe Muzzy for this one. As well as all those english classes Tri-corn was generious enough to give."
  • Dr. Mile Neck: "It's hard to believe that because of what happened to Tri-corn's past, and in a lesser extent, some very incorrect and fictional horror films that basturdised Pteradactyls, drove, her eligents to such a prejududisal behavior."
  • Dr. Edgar: "Well, you can't blame Tri-corn too much. We all have our misunderstandings."
  • A scream was heard, and everyone was surprised.

Outside.

  • A big boar was trying to steal a Gazelle's purse!
  • Boar: "Alright Lady, give it up before i murderised you and stuff!"
  • Tiki: Hey, dude?
  • The Boar: Yeah what is it- (The boar gasps at the sight of Tiki) AARRRGGHH!! DINOSAUR!!! (Runs off, only to bumped right into Axle and Janet, who arrested him on sight.)
  • Tiki:...(Laughs) Get'sm every time.
  • Dr. Edgar:...See? Total misunderstandings.
  • Dr. Mile Neck: I say, she'll make a nice monst--uh, I mean...lady.
  • Dr. Edgar: I'm proud of her already.

Dragon Temple

  • Icky comes in with a latter.
  • Icky: "Hey guys. I got a latter from Edgar."
  • Shifu: What does it say?
  • Icky: (Clears throat) "Dear Shell Lodgers, I want to thank you for saving my new and best friend, Tiki. She's currently taking English classes and now has proper English speech, and knows a whole lot about the new world around her. Although, she is still reminded about a few incidents in her past that make her feel scared. She once mentioned something about a 'Bloodjaw', but she says she doesn't want to talk about it. I know she'll fit perfectly in our advanced society. It might take a while, though. Signed, Dr. Edgar."
  • Sandy: Tiki learned perfect English in only a week? Wow.
  • Po: And what did Dr. Edgar mean by this 'Bloodjaw'?
  • Monkey: Sounds like something we'll find out later.
  • Gilda: Well, whoever or whatever it is, it doesn't sound too good.
  • Icky: Yeah. So, who wants pizza? (Almost everyone cheers)

THE END

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