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Alternate UUniversal Reconstruction

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Alternate UUniversal Reconstruction is the 26th Episode of Season 3A of the SpongeBob and Friends Adventures Chronicles series. After their success at reforming Qui, the Shell Lodgers return to the Alternate UUniverses, which are still recovering from the Villains Act. Villains are being arrested, empires are being restored, wars are ending, the government is recovering, and The Alternate UUniversal Grand Council is in desperate need of more recruits for the Heroes Act. Xandy, her pet companion Nytrox, and Magnum are then told to go search for more heroes, and the Lodgers and Quidilin join along. Despite finding 2 new heroes named Telthonatron and Nanobyte, three more decide to join in the form of heroes that have been encountered before named Superius Samantha and Hudson Turbo, and Samantha has also given an opportunity for a new hero to join: another Hydrocabiais named Clifton Clever, whom Xandy starts to fall in love with, unaware that he's already taken with Samantha and finds females of his own species not that attractive. While Xandy ends up going to extreme lengths to prove that she's good enough for him, Hudson seems to have a love secret of his own: he has a crush on Xandy. But all is not well in the AUU just yet as Celsius and Narcotic have returned and are planning to get revenge on the Lodgers for reforming Qui. But because they also lost QP who became a bodyguard for Qui, they needed a new villain to serve and to help them get back Qui. So with help of the netoruious nut genius Dr. Glowrod, they jailbreak 4 of the most formidable villains in the Villains Act: A cybernetic pirate named Zigmond the Zodiac, a crazy demolitions expert named Pyro Praveen, a dark magic skulled sorceror and Samantha's arch-enemy Screeched Death, and a cyborg gator-like creature named Matrix. Glowrod maintains control of all these vastly different villains and lead in a plan to demolish the Heroes Act before it builds up, but it might not be the only thing Glowrod is after, as taking out the Heroes Act is only part of a conplincated plan of snagging Zosimos' designs for a mass teleport machine for mysterious reasons, for he has a larger goal in mind concerning the Garbage planet Pharagu. Will the Heroes Act prevail and begin it's peace-spreading revolution and stop Glowrod, Celsius and Narcotic? And will this love loop be settled before trouble takes advantage of it?

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Nickelback - Hero (Lyrics) - YouTube

Nickelback - Hero (Lyrics) - YouTube

Intro Theme

Intro (Nickleback- Hero)

Chapter 1: The Reconstruction Begins/New Heroes Arrive

Alternate Grand Council meeting room.

  • Counciler Inigo: "I am still amazed by the fact that not only Qui changed for the better, but took down a corrupt federation member turned true terrorest. She really HAS gone far from the same Qui we known."
  • Counciler Naeem: "That's the thing though. Would our universes be able to understand it as easily as we do?"
  • Warson: "There's no denying it, friends.... Many would be..... Understandingly spectic and cautious, but not in a harsh way. Just, uncertain at best. Qui was, a known trickster, so one can't blame the caution. But we all know it's legit if Qui protected the very person that gave her trouble in the past from an obvious lunitic."
  • Councilwoman Lotus: "I can't believe those Galactic Federation morons didn't realise they had a fanactic in their ranks! What a bunch of idiots!"
  • Warson: "Now Lotus, they didn't knew any better. Now that they're free of corruption, they'll learn from their mistake and become better for it. I do understand your own personal negativity with those kind of people, but please don't fault the Federation for this, albeit major over-sight. We have our far worse screw-ups, like..... (Sigh).... Like with Issac."
  • Naeem: "Oh please don't tell me your still upset about the guy. You didn't know he was truely a victim, none of us did."
  • Warson: Yes, but he was a victim of a traitorous Villains Act member. His life was basically screwed by those guys. I'm at least glad that even the Villains Act had standards, well, at the time when they still had General Tex as a member, and had Blacker executed for his betrayal. Alittle extreme to our standerds, but again, they are still villains, so alot of things they do are still more extreme then how we would've handled him.
  • Councilwoman Oswin: Oh, you should've seen him, he went out like a pansy. He was crying like a little chick.
  • Warson: Now, now, Oswin, I know you're our most recent member, but it is NOT polite to laugh at others' misery. But I still feel horrible for Issac.
  • Calixto: Well, at least be grateful that Qui is going to help with the reconstruction effort. She's come back to our worlds to redeem herself, and she's accompanied by her daughter and the Shell Lodge.
  • Lotus: "Funny, I figured she would be too afraid of being judged and/or the Secret Founders attempting to go after her again to come back here."
  • Warson: "You would think so, but surprisingly, she's doing so anyway. Though, I had heard that the Lougers still have to deal with two of her former assusiates Celisus and Narcotic. Even with no loyalty to the VA anymore, they still want Qui back because, well, likely, they felt empty without her, and it hasn't yet came to them that all they have to do is reform and that's it."
  • Oswin: "Well here's hoping those two sharlatins don't end up getting in the way of reconstruction. Complete jokes or not, they're still a bioterrorest and a fire malmitulating mutant duo and are still need to be considered cautious about, you know. Espeically since we have yet to capture Qui's more, compident assusiate. If he ever comes into light again, we would be in trouble."
  • Warson: "Worry not. The Lougers were able to handle them before back when they HAD Qui. I have a safe assumtion that even if he proves to be a challnage, the lougers will certainly triumth."
  • Lotus: "I just hope it doesn't end up like the Axxus thing again."
  • Oswin: "Hey, that only happened cause it turned out Axxus was more heroic then his ironic career choice and actions. No one said heroes are always gonna be conventional. That taught us we should have an open mind to even the most questionable of people."
  • Warson: "Indeed, and the Lougers are certainly unconventional. But I have a feeling Glowrod will be a very conventional villain outside of he himself having troubles and they will understood soon enough that our concerns with him are legit. So we won't expect surprises like that again. Now, next on the agenda..."

Heroes Hive docking bay.

  • The Heroes Act Members and the Lougers are waiting as a ship lands.
  • Xandy: "Now, you lougers may've already met two of them. But we also have new guys completely new to both of us. Not only that, but I heard they like to make enterences."
  • Icky: "Oh boy, I bet it's gonna be overly-dramatic."
  • The ships open, as a fast force quickly came out and spinned around the heroes!
  • Familier voice: "YEEE-HAAAAAAA?! I'M IN THE HEROES ACT?! AWESOME-DADIOUS!?"
  • Hudson landed down epicly in a dramatic pose!
  • Hudson: "Hudson Turbo's a HA member! And the crowd goes wild! (Ahhhhh)!"
  • Zosimo: "Easy there sport, there's more to this job then fans! It's much more then just being a crowd-pleaser."
  • A huge exploudion of magic bursted as a magic cloud sweeps in, as Superius Samantha leap through the air, triple flipped in a magical display and landed with a sumersult!
  • Icky and Iago dropped their jaws!
  • Lord Shen: "...... Hmmpth. Show-off."
  • Samantha: "What can I say? I wanted to enter in sytile."
  • Trixie was seen blushing.
  • Trixie: "..... Trixie is both jealious, yet gal-crushing at the same time."
  • Cloakblade: And who's our new additions? (A cyborg rodent with a crested tail and orange hair appeared)
  • Zosimo:...Hey, I know her! You're Telthonatron!
  • Telthonatron: Yes. I'm ready to fight for the good of my home. It's what my mother would want.
  • Private: So...who is she?
  • Zosimo: Oh, she's got quite a history. Her father was known to be an inventor tycoon who worked for the Villains Act, and he's the one who made Telthona what she is now.
  • Patrick: A badass girl?
  • Zosimo: No, a cyborg. She stopped him with help from a traitorous colleague. Sure, he died when falling into a vat of molten silver, but she saved the day, and left his other colleague, Matrix, in prison.
  • Telthonatron: That's why I'm ready to help my homes recover from the treachery people like Matrix have caused. (Takes off her right hand prosthetic and puts an arm cannon on it, cocking it)
  • ???: I'm also here. (A small yellow reptile in a blue tech-suit and sipping nectar from a flower)
  • Banzai:...HAH! You serious? A tiny guy is a member of the Heroes Act?
  • Tiny Reptile: Not just ANY tiny guy. I'm Nanobyte. I sabotaged a Villains Act ship long ago from the inside because my motto is, being different comes in handy. I am useful for sabotage and crawling into small spaces. (Sips nectar) Ahh!
  • Xandy:... Well... Pleased to make your acquaintance, little guy. (Shakes his hand despite the size of her hand)...And who's our last memb- (She was stunned by what she saw. A male Hydrocabiais appeared in a red-and-gold armored suit carrying two guns and a helmet)
  • Hydrocabiais:... Hello. I am Clifton Clever, savior of Chimerum.
  • Xandy:... (She looks at him with hearts in her eyes, and smiles)...Well, hello there.
  • Clifton: Uh... Excuse me?
  • Samantha looks to see Xandy and quickly became concerned.
  • Samantha thinks: "Oh no. I was afraid of this."
  • Clifton: "..... Oh, so, your that, Xandy chick who beaten Xerxes right?"
  • Xandy: "HE SAID MY NAME! THIS IS THE MOST AWESOME THING TO-"
  • A wrench hits Xandy on the head!
  • Xandy: "Oh pla-de, oh pla-ta."
  • Xandy fell down as the wrench was reveiled to be weilded by a little yellow robot simular to a Pit Droid being held a red one also simular to said Pit Droid. The Yellow one laughed uncontrolable as it spinned the wrench!
  • Clifton: "Aw, PEEPERS?! What did I say about embarrising me in front of new people?!"
  • Peepers, the Yellow one, talked in R2 D2/Pit Droid like dialog.
  • Clifton: "What did you mean she was crushing on me? Xandy is not like the boring generic sea squirl gals I have to put up with before I fell in loved with Samantha, she's clearly more mature and braver then that. She was just saying hi, Peepers. And Jeepers, you know better then to encourage Peepers' bad behavior."
  • Jeepers, the red one, shyly flinched away from Clifton.
  • Clifton: "No wait, it's ok! I'm not mad, ok? Just, don't hit people on the heads with Wrenches, ok guys?"
  • Peepers and Jeepers salued in beeps.
  • The Lougers looked at each-other with concern.
  • Icky: "Oh no. It's gonna be one of those love triangle stories, is it?"
  • Trixie: "Correction.... (Points to Hudson sadly walking away.) It's a love square."
  • Telhonatron saw Hudson walking.
  • Telhonatron: "...... Uh, Samantha, Clifton, a word with Hudson privately?"
  • Nanobyte: "Hey what am I, chopped quizo?"
  • Telhonatron: "No offence, Nano hun, but, it's kinda a private relationship matter. Could you and the rest of the heroes keep Xandy distracted before she comes through?"
  • Sandy: "Already on the agenda."

A private room.

  • Hudson sighed sadly.
  • Clifton, Samantha, and Telthonatron came in.
  • Hudson: "You unintentionally got lucky again, Clifton. You earned another girl's heart."
  • Clifton: "Uh, ok, seriously, what is everyone talking about?"
  • Peepers was beeping annoyed!
  • Clifton: "What do you mean it's exactly what you warned me about?!"
  • Samantha: "Clifton, I'm afraid to say that..... Xandy might be crushing on you like with the many "Generic Sea Squrils" you had the misfortine to deal with."
  • Clifton: "AW NO, NOT ANOTHER ONE!? You know well enough I don't like the females of my spieces! They're generic, brainless, cowerdly, and shallow?! They all only liked me because I had rugged good looks, and not for who I really am! Can't we just tell this once-great Xandy that I am OFF the market?!"
  • Samantha: "I'm afraid that would break her heart and make her hate us, myself espeically, thus she would proceed to accuse me of being a "Man Stealer"."
  • Clifton: "Well HOW ELSE ARE WE SUPPOSE TO DEAL WITH HER?! SHE WOULD BE BAD FOR OUR RELATIONSHIP, SAMANTHA!? Not to mention, I seen what a love triangle scenario does to a hero team! For exsample, episode S5E19 of Galaxy Squad, Hiro's Love Triangle!"
  • Hudson: "I didn't get to see that episode, on account that I'm only a mild fan of Galaxy Squad, what happened?"
  • Clifton: Well, Hiro got so jealous of the boyfriend of the girl he had a crush on, he did a horrible act of jealousy that almost got him kicked out of the Squad.
  • Telthona: Ugh, guys, you're acting like this is such a big deal. Why don't you tell the truth? I'm sure Xandy will understand. If she's a true hero, she knows better than to do something as ridiculous as that Hiro character did.
  • Samantha: "Telthona, you're talking about the same girl that wanted to kill a Metavincemander dictator for most of her life over the death of her parents and not understanding why and just assumed that he, as one would say, did it for lols. Parents of heroes get killed by villains every once in the while, Xerxes was hardly that much different. My point is that Xandy is prone to worse case scenarios. She won't understand that Clifton and I have been around each-other for a very long time and will assume our romance is very recent and accuse me of man-stealing. Xandy is a pretty judgemental girl if she doesn't have a good understanding of her situation."
  • Telthona: "Then why is she allowed to be a member of the HA if she's THAT stupid?"
  • Samantha: "I didn't say she was stupid, I was saying that she has a bad habit of making assumtions based on bad exspearience and over-react even when corrected. Her discovery that Xerxes' true reasons are more tragic then she expected, almost lead her to half-betray her own race in faver of false peace at the price of the rest of the universe being allowed to be subugated by him."
  • Telthona: "Oh.... But still, if she's prone to be like that, you think she wouldn't be allowed such a high rank."
  • Samantha: "She earned it for helping disbanning the VA. I wager that taking down something that lasted for 14 years, would give you an automatic high-rank. My point is, Xandy is only a compident hero as long as her emotions aren't... Out of line."
  • Hudson: "Well, if telling her the truth's out, how else are we gonna get Xandy to stop crushing on Clifton? It's like, she would only stop crushing on him if Clifton ends up getting his ass kicked by even so much as the most pathic bad guy ever."
  • Clifton: "...... Hudson, you genius! I know EXACTLY how to get Xandy to back off! I'll pretend to lose badly to a phathicly easy villain! It's genius! Nothing makes a girl not like you more then looking like a total loser to her! Galaxy Squad S2E23, Hero or Dork, proved it when Hiro had to sacrivice his reputation to get Gorgblanon to stop loving him."
  • Samantha: "Didn't Hiro risked his crediability as a hero in the process and risked looking like an unworthy fool? What if you lost to like, General Flark, the biggest joke of a villain ever, and the Grand Council gets second thoughts?"
  • Clifton thinks about it.

In Clifton's Mind.

  • Warson: "YOU LOST TO GENERAL FLARK!? ALL HE DID WAS SLAP YOU SILLY?!"
  • Clifton: "You have to understand, it was only to get Xandy to stop loving me cause I already had a girlfriend and-"
  • Naeem: "Couldn't you just as easily told her the truth AND NOT RISK BOOSTING THE COMDIFENCE OF A JOKE VILLAIN AND ALLOWED HIM TO THINK HE'S INDESTRUCTABLE?! Not to mention he's popular now! That popularlity alone could establish a new VA!"
  • Warson: "I'm sorry Clifton, but I'm afraid your membership will have to be reconsidered."
  • Lotus: "Meaning that it's revoked!"
  • Counciler Bayo: "Basicly.... YOUR FIRED?!"
  • Clifton: "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO-"

Reality.

  • Clifton: "-OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO-"
  • Samantha slapped him!
  • Clifton: "OW! Thanks. Ok, we're not gonna do it like THAT, obviously. I don't want to risk Flark becoming the next Qui. Instead, we'll get Xandy to be more amazed by another male. What about Zosimo?"
  • Samantha: "Married."
  • Clifton: "Damn! Vancer?"
  • Telthona: "Girlfriend."
  • Clifton: "Damn it!"
  • Hudson: "Wait, how do you guys know that, we just got here-"
  • Telthona/Samantha: "Heroes Act Omni-Wiki."
  • Clifton: "Also, their hero status is basicly sort'of like celeberty status. People tend to share mineute things about them like triva, including relationship status."
  • Hudson: ".... Oh, good point."
  • Clifton: "Ok, what about getting her to fall in love with one of the male lougers?"
  • Samantha: "A good number of them already have girlfriends and/or wives that may or may not nessersarly be in the Louge themselves. And even if one is single, he would not view Xandy as a worthy lover out of their own dreams for another. And it won't do well to ask them to love Xandy."
  • Clifton: "Damn! Ok, who else is a male that is not already engaged with another girl!?"
  • Hudson shyfully looked away.
  • Telthona: "..... Hudson? What's wrong?"
  • Hudson: ".... Promise me you guys won't laugh?"
  • Samantha: "Pardon my wild guesses, but... Do you happen to love Xandy?"
  • Hudson: "WHAT?! No! I am not interested in her beuatiful tail and her awesome kick-ass personally and the fact she's one of the coolest heroes in existence and that her hair's like a fire of the evening sun and is the most beautiful creature ever and..... And...... Uh....."
  • Samantha, Telthona, Clifton, and Peepers and Jeepers stared at Hudson unconvinced.
  • Telthona: "..... (Smug smile) You have the hots for Xandy, do you?"
  • Hudson: "...... Aw, crapaloki! Ok, you got me! I think Xandy is, all I just said, and more. But, I have no chance with her cause.... WELL, LOOK AT ME?! TO SEA SQUIRLS, I AM SO FAR FROM THEIR IDEA OF WHAT BEAUTY IS!? She'll think I'm some kind of ugly bird!"
  • Samantha: "Actselly, to Harrathor standerds, you're physically decent."
  • Hudson: "But to sea squirl standereds, I look like a dinosaur-like Xulture-Monster! Xandy will never love me because, to her, I'm ugly!"
  • Telthona: "Suga, you shouldn't think Xandy would reject you before you got to know her. Hudson, as an old friend, I promise I'll help ya win Xandy's heart."
  • Clifton: "Great! We'll have Hudson win over Xandy!"
  • Hudson: "But, I have no exspearience with girls! I used to spent most of my life until my late teens thinking they're gross and had the xooties!"
  • Samantha chuckled.
  • Samantha: "You still believed in those things until late into your teens? I stop believing in them when I became 12!"
  • Clifton: "11."
  • Telthona: "I was an early bloomer, I stopped believing by 6."
  • Hudson: "The point IS, I have no idea what girls like! Espeically when they can like more then just, girl stuff."
  • Telthona: "No lying about that, hun. We girls are a complex gender. And you're pals with one of them. You just need to get the chance to know and bond with Xandy more. Nothing makes a girl get over an impossable crush like being with a real guy that cares for her."
  • Clifton: "So, for the sake of this chick not being a threat to my relationship, are ya in, Hudson?"
  • Hudson: ".... I, I don't know, I....."
  • Clifton: "She might kissed you on the lips after this.... With tongue."
  • Hudson:... (Holds in, and eventually cracked) OKAY!!! I'll see if I can get her off your back.
  • Telthona: Great. Let's go check on her then.

Other Room

  • Nanobyte: (He was seen cartoonishly squished)... Well, I HAD to get stepped on. I'm at least thankful she wears foot gloves, otherwise I'd be in whatever she stepped in before.
  • Aurlena: She took a shower this morning.
  • Nanobyte: Oh... Okay, then. But still, I'm glad she wears foorwear though. I do not have a fun exspearience with naked feet steping on me, believe me on that!
  • Clifton: (The heroes arrived)... Where's Xandy?
  • Nanobyte: Let's just say that she had a little moment, and... Yeah, we might already know what you guys were talking about. She was in a daze, and she ended up stepping on me while daydreaming.
  • Clifton:... Well, so much for keeping this between the four of us.
  • Nanobyte: Clifton, I think you need to talk some sense into her.
  • Telthona: Actually we can't. We discussed things through, and we decided that telling the truth wouldn't play well in her favor.
  • Icky: So?
  • Clifton: So? You know how bad things NOT playing well in favor is for Xandy? Need I remind you that she almost betrayed us after hearing a tragic past? She might end up doing something bad.
  • Magnum: Oh, hogwash! I know Xandy, and she wouldn't do such a terrible thing all because of a simple-
  • Xandy: (From in her room) I LOVE HIM!!! I LOVE HIM SO MUCH, THAT I'LL HARM THE NEAREST WARM BODY IF I DON'T HAVE HIM!!!
  • Magnum:... Ooookay, scratch that.
  • Telthona: Relax. We have a solution to that. There's actually someone who loves her.
  • Magnum/SpongeBob/Icky: Seriously?
  • Lord Shen: I've never seen anyone who would have the hots for her. I know she looks like Sandy, and judging by how many flirts she has, and to be frank, she is beautiful for the standerds of Sea Squirls, but I don't see-
  • Hudson: I'm the guy who loves Xandy! (Everyone was shocked)
  • Magnum:... Ohhhhhh, THAT'S why you've been acting so weird around her at that banquet.
  • Hudson: I have heard of her before, yet I've actually never seen pictures of her. But when I first saw her, she... She was like an angel that came from the water instead of the sky.
  • Patrick: So, basically, a siren?
  • Hudson: A what?
  • Banzai: (Bonks him on the head with a rock)
  • Patrick: You're welcome!
  • Boss Wolf: So you guys want to use Hudson to turn Xandy's attention away from Clifton?... Can't imagine how THAT'S gonna work, considering that Hudson looks like the offspring of a turkey and a pterosaur.
  • Hudson:.... YOU SEE?!?
  • Telthona: "Honny, why did you had yo go and break Hudson's confindence like that by asentually talking about his looks?"
  • Boss Wolf: "What? I'm just saying that-"
  • Shen kicks Boss Wolf in the gut!
  • Lord Shen: "It's obvious the young lad suffers from auxity because his looks greatly deter from the beauty standerds of Xandy's race. If we are to ensure that Xandy doesn't end up compromising Clifton's CLEARLY established relationship AND risk making the Heroes Act look like a joke to both villains AND those that count on them, we need to make it work with Hudson and Xandy. Is that... (Kicks him in the balls) CLEAR?!?"
  • Boss Wolf: (With squeaky voice) CLEAR!!! CLEAR AS GLASS!!! OOHHH!! (Falls to the ground)
  • Hudson: So... Magnum... You know Xandy best since you two are partners, so... Do you know any of her interests?
  • Magnum: Well, I do know her best childhood activity was swimming, and the whole time she's been here, she likes studying the history of herowork, including weaponry history. Her favorite weapons maker is by far Teel Gosa Huncus.
  • Clifton: GET OUT!! That's my favorite weapons maker, too!... And I just realized that doesn't make this any easier.
  • Hudson: Well, I don't like swimming because... Well, you know, I'm not built for it. I'm only built for flying. And, I'm not much for weapons cause, neither my feet or wings are able to hold them. I'm also a history class flunker. In fact, I don't even know who Teel Gazo what-ya-ma-call-him is!
  • Magnum: Well, he is a notable weapons maker who made more weapons than any other, and we keep some of his weapons in the armory. But I guess it doesn't matter.
  • Hudson: Is there anything else she likes?
  • Magnum: It's better if we just started this now, actually. Hudson, here's something I'm sure you'd want to know. As a Hydrocabiais, she likes poulkey meat.
  • Hudson: Uh... Where do I find that stuff?
  • Magnum: There's a local Tender Farms not too far from the Hero Hive. Go there and give her some. She'll be at least thankful you gave her something of her liking.
  • Hudson:... Does she like any other food?
  • Magnum: Yes, actually. Her favorite fruit is the Oralade sea fruit, and she does like that with her meats. They sell those at Tender Farms, too.
  • Hudson: Well, I guess I do have money for that.
  • Clifton: Yeah, it's a good idea for YOU to buy it since it would make the chance pretty great since you would do something sweet for her.
  • Hudson:... Well... Wish me luck, then. (Flies off)
  • Clifton... (Sighs) I hope this works.

Later...

  • Hudson came to Xandy's room with the Poulkey and the Oralades.
  • Hudson knocked on the door with his wing.
  • Xandy: "The door opens on it's own when you walk in. Oh, and mind Nytrox, he has stranger issues."
  • Hudson: "Ok. (Enters the room, and is quickly met by a growling Nytrox) Uh-oh..... N-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-nice, boy.... Wait, you are a boy right?"
  • Xandy came and calmed Nytrox down.
  • Xandy: "Yes he is. Trust me, I checked. You're Hudson, right? The guy who acted real weird during the Banquet mess Qui made. Up until that point, I thought you were brave standing up to Qui and her cronies."
  • Hudson: "Well, I'm used to be a brave guy. I'm all about braviness."
  • Xandy: "..... Braviness? I think you mean "Bravery", cause I don't think "Braviness"' a real word."
  • Hudson: ("Oh way to sound tots stupid, man! Quick, offer the food!") I, brought you some Poulkey and Oralades.
  • Xandy: "WOW, REALLY?! GIMME THAT!? (Snags away the bag and starts wolfing down the food)... Wow Hudson, I never fancy ya'll to be quick to warm up to people! And you really gave me a nice treat! That's a personal bonus for me!"
  • Hudson: "Oh thanks. I, uh, went to that Tender Farms place and got some for ya."
  • Xandy: "Maybe I'm saying this because I'm being instintively grateful you gave me a free lunch, but, I like you Hudson. I have a feeling we're gonna be great friends here."
  • Hudson: "(Dreamfully) Yeah, great friends....."
  • Xandy: "..... Uh, you ok, Hudson?"
  • Hudson shaked his head!
  • Hudson: "Uh, duh, well, glad you liked the food! I would've gotten some treats for your pet, but I didn't know what he likes, so- (As he tries to leave, he trips on a weapon on the floor and slams face-first into the floor, looking like an idiot) OOF?!"
  • Xandy couldn't help but to laugh!
  • Xandy: "(Laughs), I'm, I'm so sorry about that! Sometimes I keep leaving my weapons on the ground! Magnum has always been telling me to properly stack my things! Now I totally can see why."
  • Hudson (dazed): "Oh, it's no trouble."
  • Nytrox was snickering like muttley.
  • Hudson: "..... Did that Troggle just laughed?"
  • Xandy: "Yes and no. I would love to explain how complex Nytrox is-"
  • Hudson: "No need, no need, I, felt as if I'm interupting something impourent, so, I need to give you some space. Bye."
  • Xandy: "Ok, bye then."
  • Hudson left, blushing greatly.
  • Hudson: ("She actselly likes me.")...

Heroes Act main room.

  • Clifton: "So, Hudson, did you wooed her?"
  • Hudson: "Well.... She likes me for it, but, she may've just appresiated the free food."
  • Clifton: "Slow progress, but it's a good sign. Getting them to approve of you is the first step of getting them to love you. The next step is engaging in conversation."
  • Hudson: "Ok, but.... I have no idea what to talk about with her."
  • Samantha: I'm sure you'll figure something out. I'd say to express your feelings for her, but it's best we saved that when the time is right.
  • Hudson: Yeah, no joke. It was nice having to hear her call me her friend, and I... Kinda liked her laugh. I tripped over her pistol when trying to leave.
  • Magnum: Oh, she does that time and time. I always have to told her to arrange her stuff.
  • Hudson: And, I don't think I can warm up to her when there's a pet around. When I came in, he was growling at me.
  • Magnum: Oh, that's just his instinct. I think all canine pets can be very protective of their homes from strangers. Nytrox is a nice troggle once you get to know him.
  • Hudson: But I've never gotten along with a troggle before, let alone seen one. They're the rarest canine pets on the market. Where'd she get him?
  • Aurlena: She adopted him after his original owner... Sadly passed away. Ever since, Xandy's been giving him more love than even his original hunter owner can give.
  • Samantha: I assure you, Hudson, everything will be fine.
  • Gilda: Yeah. Having a crush is nothing to be ashamed of. You just need to make sure not to look like a fool because of it. I've been doing that with Icky until Magnum taught me to just let it all out.
  • Hudson:... Well, okay.
  • Clifton: Now let's continue our work later. Right now, we need to help the AUU Grand Council with a few meetings concerning the reconstruction of our worlds, and we need to do great for our first day.
  • Bagheera: And we and Quidilin will be with you every step of the way.
  • Quidilin: Well, let's get started.

Chapter 2: Celsius and Narcotic Return/Enter Dr. Glowrod/Quelling Villain Squabbles/Mysterious Activities Around Pharagu

Desolate Ringed Planet Space

  • Celisus: (As they continued piloting the Prison 42 transport there)... Here we are. Planet Xenaros. This is where our guy is hiding.
  • Narcotic: Uh, Are you sure Celisus? That's not the safest place to be. Not just for the toxicity, but the monsters hungry for blood.
  • Celisus: That's PRECISELY why he hides here. He has established dozens of bases here in case one of them should be discovered. Plus, he can resist the toxic atmosphere. But I must warn you that he's pretty loopy when he's not able to take his sanity medicine.
  • Narocitc:... Oh, I get now, it's Dr. Glowrod! I remember that guy! But, wait..... How do we survive on this planet?
  • Celisus: Why do you think we stole some gas masks? (Shows him some) Alchourse, we also need some protective suits as well. Of which luckly, we stole as well.

Xenaros

  • The Transport ship lands.
  • Narcotic and Celisus came out in rediculious radiation suits and gas masks.
  • Narcotic: "Celisus, I feel rediculious in these."
  • Celisus: "Well it's better then sufficating in this death trap planet! Now, based on Glowrod's patterns, he should be hiding in his faverite base just north-west from here. He named it, "Fort Beauty of Pharagu"."
  • Narcotic: "Wait, but.... Isn't that a Garbage dump planet?"
  • Celisus: "It wasn't always liked that. It was once the most beautiful and glamious jungle-ish forest planet that the Pharaguisians were once proud of. Problem is, it was also famous for having acidic lakes. And because the inhapitents prefer to live under ground and that the planet wasn't too well reckindised by the USRA as a sentent-own planet because the acid lakes make it questionable as a survivable planet, ignorent to the fact that the plants that have roots that reach FAR into the underground where it's hidden water pockets reside, an idiotic and reckless Yuran governor, Govenor Cheesepuffus, ruined that planet's beauty by declaring it a garbage dump planet for it's acid lakes as a means to slove a growing garbage crisis. The mistake was done too late when the proven natives came and complained about the blamsfomus deed. The natives stayed resentful ever since, even dispite the USRA's gifts of AFT systems and air domes, even punishing the idiot and promises to restore the planet when they entered a time that can be possable wasn't enough for them."
  • Narcotic: "Goodness, are the Pharagu people that mad?"
  • Celisus: "Are you kidding? They have holidays celebrating their disbansion!"
  • Narcotic: "YIKES! They're asentually celebrating the start of a hidious war!"
  • Celisus: "They argued that the war wouldn't've been a thing if the races never depended on the USRA to begin with and kept to themselves. It's tecnecally true, but it's very darkeningly sad how cynical and resentful they became when they're not even sympathic to non-Pharaguian tragities. But can you blame them? Have you ever seen Pre-Garbage Dump Pharagu?"
  • Narcotic: "No."
  • Celisus: "Then you'll LOVE what he done to the place."
  • Celisus and Narcotic moved on, as they were watched by feathery Xenomorph-like bird creatures.

Fort Beauty of Pharagu.

  • A well sterialised fortress was seen as Narcotic and Celisus arrived.
  • Celisus: "He knows you a bit more since he gave you your equipment. You go knock."
  • Narcotic fidgitly approuched a huge medal door and knocked.
  • Turrents rised all over the place and pointed to the duo!
  • Narcotic and Celisus screamed!
  • A voice: "WHAT DO YOU WANT?! THIS PLANET IS NOT SUPPOSED TO HAVE A TOUREST INDUSTRY?! TRUST ME, I CHECKED?!"
  • Narcotic: "Wh-wa-wa-wa-wait, Dr. Glowrod! It's me! Narcotic!"
  • Glowrod's voice: "... Narcotic? I thought you and the walking irony Celisus were still with Qui! Serves me right for not keeping up, appearently. Let me guess, Qui sent you sorry flunkies here to recruit me into her "unite the villain teams" scams, right? Tell her I kinda have something slightly more impourent then a dead era of villainy!"
  • Celisus: "We weren't sent here by Qui.... You see, I'm afraid the unspeakable as happened..."
  • Glowrod's voice: "She got vaginal cancer?"
  • Celisus: "WORSE THEN THAT! SHE'S BEEN REFORMED?!"
  • Glowrod's voice: "QUI!? REFORMED?! Oh please tell me that it's just you guys pranking me! Say it isn't so?!"
  • Narcotic cried alittle.
  • Narcotic: "Sadly, yes. Qui lost faith in villainy thanks to the Secret Founders turning out to had Xerxes kidnap her from her family and-"
  • Glowrod's voice: "THOSE ANNOMAMOUS TWATS DID WHAT?! WELL GIPPY DOOP DOOP, I AM SO MEDDLE RIGHT NOW, I AM GONNA, (GIBBERISH SPEAKING) (A sound of a poke was heard as Glowrod's gibberish died down.) Ahh.... Forgive me gentlemen, I almost relapsed to my least useful self, so I had to take my sanity medicene. Please, do come in gentlemen."
  • The doors open to let the two in.

Inside.

  • Narcotic and Celisus went through a sterlisation chamber and exited through to see the entire room is a artifical green house of beautiful plants.
  • Narcotic was in awe.
  • Narcotic: "Pharagu looked like this?"
  • Celisus: "Yes, only less like a boxxed room and more akin to an actual planet. This is what Cheesepuffus ruined, sadly."
  • Narcotic: "That's awful! And yet they called US the bad guys!"
  • ???: "Yes.... Tis not a ironic, hypocritical shame?"
  • A creature screeched was heard as a Wyvern-like Bird Xenomorth appeared and landed in front of them!
  • Narcotic and Celisus screamed!
  • The creature turned to reveil that a Mole-like creature with a Cyberconnectic arm was riding it.
  • Narcotic: "..... Dr. Glowrod?"
  • The Mole-Like Creature was Dr. Glowrod.
  • Dr. Glowrod: "What do you think of my beautiful pet, Xi-Xi?"
  • Celisus: "..... You actselly named that thing?"
  • Dr. Glowrod: "Alchourse. I hatched her as an egg and raised her as my own. Now, she is like my valued pet. Aren't you my little Xi-Xi? (The creature growled contently). Yes you are, (starts petting it), yes you are, Xi-Xi, my smart pet!"
  • Narcotic: "..... Last time I checked, those things aren't pets."
  • Dr. Glowrod: "They're truely misunderstood creatures, gentlemen. Like Pharaguians. They are judged for being like this cause of the sins of others! Xi-Xi would've been a normal Vinyern Bird had Gordon not desided to be a vengeful twat to the planets' natives because of a war he never seen, and I, would not had to resort being what I am if Cheesepuffus was never elected govenor?!"
  • Celisus: ".... Right...... So anyway, Qui was reformed by the troublesome lougers, and we need help to get Qui back. We want you to lead us to get Qui back, and start our own villain team to rub it in the faces of those awful Villains Act guys?!"
  • Dr. Glowrod: "For Qui, who I owe practicly my life to, I accept. But it's obvious it can't be just us, gentlemen. We need power in numbers! We need support! And I know where to seek that out. Brut-Tu!"
  • A brutal Gorilla-Xenomorth-like beast in a butler's outfit appeared.
  • Dr. Glowrod: "Ready my ship and the sterilisation chambers! I am going to get company! Oh, while I'm gone, water the plants, feed Xi-Xi, and ready dinner for our guests. And pick fruit from my faverite Phar-Har tree."
  • Brut-Tu the Xenomorth-Gorilla creature nodded with a growl and walked off.
  • Dr. Glowrod: "Gentlemen.... I hope you two are ice enfusiests, because we're paying a visit to Oranos."
  • Celisus: "Uh, I, can't handle water or water based elements well, ice included."
  • Dr. Glowrod: "TOO BAD, cause that's where 4 of my faverite villains are being held!"
  • Dr. Glowrod had Xi-Xi grabbed Celisus and Narcotic and flew off with them!

Xenaros Space.

  • A Ship simular to an Imperial Shuttle leaves the planet.
  • It entered hyperdrive as Glowrod's laughter was heard.

Oranos Prison. Lunchroom.

  • A primate, A raptor, A crocidilian, and a Komodo-like lizard are seen sharing the same table and eating lunch.
  • Warden Croker came to them.
  • Warden Croker: "Hello there, you sad wastes of space and air. How's your meals treating you? I hoped you like them, cause they're the only thing you'll ever get! If not, then you better learned to like slop cause we're NEVER SERVING ANYTHING ELSE!?"
  • Komodo-Like lizard: "Actselly, sir, it would be real awesome if ya started serving hot rog thursday, cause I think that would really boast moral of the prisoners."
  • Warden Croker stared blankly.
  • Warden Croker: "Have you been talking to my daughter again? Cause that EXACTLY sounded like something she would say."
  • Komodo-like Lizard: "..... Uh, no I have not talked to your daughter? And I totally did not got that totally rad idea of making lunch more fun from her."
  • His friends face-palm in annoyence of their firend's idiotcy.
  • Warden Croker: Well, it seems that you have definitely forgotten what we discussed about talking to the employees! Especially my daughter!
  • Crocodile Cyborg: Hey, pal, we have a right to talk to her, so don't push it- (Croker pinned him down and shocked him) AAAAAHHHHHH!!!
  • Warden Croker: As long as you are in this prison, you will do as I say! And since you'll be in this prison FOREVER, YOU WILL NEVER CROSS ME!!
  • Primate: Someday, lad, your cruelty will end! I don't know how a monster like you got into being a warden, but it's gotta stop. And even then, we'll find a way out! Me crew is still out there and anyone who tries to stop them is gonna be a dead man!
  • Warden Croker: You threatening me, prisoner?
  • Primate: T'was merely a friendly warning for future reference. Take it anyway you like, lad. But someday it will happen.
  • Warden Croker:... Okay, that's it! Get back into your cells, all of you!
  • Lizard: Hey, pal, we haven't finished our food, yet.
  • Warden Croker: (On wrist communicator) Croker to security, we have resisters! (Turrets pop out and point at the group)... Get back to your cells! Now!
  • Raptor: (Growls) And this further proves the correctness about what people say about Oranos. It is corrupt with people like you around. (The four leave)
  • Warden Croker: Is that what you feel about my standerds? Well then get used to it. My prison, my rules! And I expect you to FOLLOW them if you want to stay alive.
  • ???: FATHER!! (Another Naroudan appeared) What is the meaning of those harsh words?!?
  • Warden Croker: You stay out of this, young lady!
  • Croker's Daughter: Do I have to report you being harsh on the prisoners again? You don't want to be suspended for another 5 days, do you?
  • Warden Croker:... (Growls) Alright, fine, what do you want?
  • Croker's Daughter: You'd better let ME escort them back to their cells. You just get back to doing your job. This prison doesn't need ANY hostility from you.
  • Warden Croker: (Growls as he leaves)
  • Lizard: Well, much appreciated for getting that jerkoff away from us, but I don't think doing that is meant to make us feel any better. We just got forcefully dragged out of lunch thanks to him!
  • Croker's Daughter: I'll have some lunch delivered to your cells momentarily. Trust me, I won't let any prisoner get treated badly by my father. Just because you guys picked questionable life choices, doesn't mean you deserve the worse.
  • Primate: You are a kind lass, Chokera. It's people like you that keep this place from being intolerable.
  • Croker's Daugter: Happy to oblige.

Oranos Space

  • Dr. Glowrod: (Arrives at the planet)... Well, there she is, boys.
  • Celius: Uh, Dr. Glowrod, this is a stupid idea! We'll be blown to bits in seconds!
  • Dr. Glowrod: Not without some outside help, we won't. (A comlink comes on)
  • ???: The Phantasy here to help, and bust out our glorious cap'n again!
  • Celsius: Phantasy? You mean... The ship of the nefarious Zigmond the Zodiac?
  • Dr. Glowrod: That's right. They've been planning a jailbreak ever since the fall of the Villains Act. (On comlink) Ghasma, hold your position, and stay as far away from the satellite's range as possible.
  • Ghasma: Aye-aye, Glowrod!
  • Narcotic: "How, long were you involved in this?"
  • Dr. Glowrod: "You didn't really think I hided out in Xenaros to do nothing, did you?"
  • Narcotic: "Uh...... Kinda?"
  • Dr. Glowrod: "Then considered yourself, corrected."
  • Celisus: "I'm still saying this is a bad idea! Besides, how do we know they didn't ended up getting soften up by Corker's soft-heart daughter?"
  • Dr. Glowrod: "Don't worry. She's my unknowing ticket to earn their loyalty. You see, annomamous friends agreed to have her infested with Nanobots that activate by a control in litterally my hand. A litteral snap of my fingers, and the nanobots attack, coherseing the likely soften fools to return to service."
  • Narcotic: "..... Isn't that abit too, harsh?"
  • Dr. Glowrod: "Said the Bio-Terrorist! Did that other universe made you two boobs soft as well?"
  • Celisus: "It's, just.... We, more or less re-woken to Tex's ideal of villainy with standerds, and, we felt that threatening the girl's life seems like something, a Yarger would do."
  • Dr. Glowrod: "I promise I won't let the Nanobots actselly kill the girl... On the tecnecallity her pain will drive Zigmond and our other needed friends to join us."
  • Narcotic: "But won't they hate us for it?"
  • Dr. Glowrod: "To be honest, their approval isn't a factor. Their loyalty is. And if they want the girl to remain alive, they better consider obedience to me. And if you want Qui back, I suggest you refraign on sharing petty concerns, or I'll deside to revaluate loyalty to the secret founders and capture her to give back to them, UNDERSTOOD?!"
  • Celisus and Narcotic obediently and fearfully nodded yes.
  • Dr. Glowrod: "Good."
  • Narcotic wispers: "Celly, I'm worried the toxens of Xenaros combined with the ones from his exspeariment has made him abit more scarier then I remembered."
  • Celisus wispers: "I'm AWARE of that! That's why if he's gonna momentarly lead us, we need to make a pact with Zigmond and those others to work togather. The rest of us will keep Glowrod satisfived with obedience while you get the oppertunity to modify his sanity medicine so it perimently quells his insanity to 90%, got it? I'm worried he may be too Yarger-like to work with, and he would only make villainy even more un-attractive to Qui, is that understood?"
  • Narcotic wispers: "Got it."
  • Celisus and Narcotic shaked hands.
  • Narcotic: "OW HOT?!"
  • Narcotic takes it back!
  • Celisus: "Sorry. Still working on that blasted "being able to shake hands without burning them" thing. I always end up doing that!"
  • Dr. Glowrod: "What were you two talking about that there?"
  • Celisus: "Uh, just, talking about how, awesome and villainious you are."
  • Dr. Glowrod: "I see. Well save the comments and phraise on when it's approbeate, like AFTER we bust out Zigmond and a few new friends of his."
  • Narcotic: And how do we do that?
  • Dr. Glowrod: Watch and learn! (Presses a button as his ship launches 12 large missiles towards the penal colony holding the 4 villains) These missles are filled with weapon disabling nanites. And no, they're NOT the same as the Nanobots in Croker's daughter, they're not even Nonobots, they're NANITES! VERY different! Alright, Ghasma, when I give the signal, we go in there and bust out our targets.
  • Ghasma: You got it, Glowrod!

Oranos Prison

  • Chokera: (The four are locked back in their prison)... Well, I guess you guys are full enough. Glad to at least give SOME act of kindness to prisoners.
  • Zigmond: Yes, but that doesn't mean we've changed. Don't get me wrong, we care about you because ye' are the only nice person around here, but we've chosen our own path.
  • Chokera: Well, I see you still have a long way to go. But I'm sure you'll perk up someday.
  • Computer: Warning! Warning! Missiles detected and coming in hot.
  • Chokera: Uh-oh! Guys, I gotta go! (Leaves)

Security Room

  • Chokera: (Appears with Warden as they see the 12 missiles heading for the prison) What's going on?
  • Warden Croker: Some idiots believe that destroying us with missiles is a good strategy. Well, we'll prove THEM wrong! Fire defense mortars and blast those missiles out of the sky before they hit! (They activate several large turrets as they blast at the missiles, yet they were able to avoid the gunfire)
  • Security Guard #1: What the heck?!?
  • Croker: How are they doing that?!? Scan those missiles! (They do that)... OH MY, GOD!!!
  • Chokera: What, father? What kind are they?
  • Croker: They seem to be Kamikaze AI missiles. They're programmed to avoid all gunfire that tries to take them out until they complete their descent.
  • Security Guard #2: It gets worse, boss! I'm picking up over 30 gallons of gray matter within each of those missiles. They're carrying nanites with them.
  • Croker: F***!!! Those things will swarm across the prison and make fighting our intruders difficult!! WE HAVE TO STOP THEM!!! (They continue firing at the missiles, yet keep failing until the missiles eventually crash into several areas of the prison, then they all release the nanites that swarm across the entire prison as weapons and most security systems fail)
  • Dr. Glowrod: There! With those nanites swarming the prison, even firing a gun or activating security measures is impossible. Ghasma, we are clear to engage!

Phantasy

  • Ghasma: (Appears as a pirate red-colored jaguar in front of several other space pirates) You heard him, lads! LET'S GET OUR CAP'N BACK, AND CELEBRATE WITH SOME BLUE GROG!!! (They all cheer as they piloted the Phantasy towards the prison with Glowrod's ship)

The Prison.

  • Zigmond: "...... What in the ship of Hagry Moans is going on? Screech, do you have any idea who we're dealing with?"
  • The Raptor: "My full PREFERED name is Screeched Death, but judging by these little machines, I do believe a very daring fool has launghed a very bold attack."
  • Zigmond: ".... That doesn't be sounding like something me crew would do. That sounds like something that nutcase Glowrod would-....... OH NO, ARE WE BEING BUSTED OUT BY HIM?!"
  • Screehed Death: "Well, then unless your half-minded first mate managed to get his alcahol peddling mits on these sofisicated and complincated machines, I'm afraid we are in fact dealing with him."
  • Zigmond: ".... I swear, if he does something to that nice lass Chokera, I am gonna ring his glowing neck until it glows red!?"
  • Screeched Death: "Actselly, for awhile now, I have sensed something very odd in the girl for awhile. It felt like the preasence of, organic attacking devices...."
  • Zigmond: ".... Oh no. THOSE BE NIGGNERNITE NANOBOTS?! Flesh destroy monstrositys made illegal cause of their destructive tendingcys! HOW DID THAT CRAZY MOLE GET THEM?!"
  • Screeched Death: "Like any evil genius. He simply made them."
  • Zigmond: "..... AGGAAAAAAAAAAAAHOW?! Matrix, I need ya to break that damn cell down and get us out of here?!"
  • Matrix the croc: "Hey, I'm just a cyborg, not a miricle worker."
  • Zigmond: "Just hack into the system you meat eating beast?!"
  • Matrix: "Ok ok, don't get so nasty! It's just, they tooked my cyborg arm, remember?"
  • Lizard: Not to mention all our equipment. My armor and weapons, Zig's prosthetic energy hook and armor, AND Screeched Death's magical staff. They don't allow us prisoners to keep our stuff to keep us from getting out. So how are we supposed to-
  • ???: AVAST, CAP'N!!
  • Zigmond:... Ghasma? (Ghasma and the crew arrived with Narcotic, Celsius, and Glowrod)... Oh, of COURSE you guys teamed up.
  • Ghasma: You'd think we'd leave our best cap'n trapped behind bars?
  • Glowrod: And as for your stuff, don't worry, we got them all from the storage area. You'll get them back as soon as we escape.
  • Lizard: YES!!! WE'RE GETTING OUT OF HERE, GUYS!! NO MORE ROTTEN CROKER!!!
  • Zigmond: Hold on, let's not go through with this. Have ye' forgotten what Glowrod did to Chokera?
  • Glowrod:... How did you know that BEFORE I had the chance to even say something?
  • Screeched Death: Just because they keep me in prison and took my staff, it doesn't mean I'm powerless. I sensed all those nanobots swarming across her body system just waiting to sabotage her blood cells on command.
  • Zigmond: Because of that, you ain't worthy of trustin' for violatin' Tex's philosophies about evil, me boy!
  • Narcotic wispers: "Wow, these dudes are sharp."
  • Celisus wispers: "That's why the VA recruited them. They're not a gang of fools.... Well, three out of 4, to be bluntingly honest."
  • Ghasma: Cap'n, we didn't require his help for nothing. You want to get out, don't you?
  • Zigmond: Yes, but not with Glowrod here is bribing us. I would rather put up with a thoundson years of Croker's abuse then your yarging out to standerds, Glowbutt!
  • Glowrod: Okay, fine! You caught me. If you truly won't trust me because of my actions, then I guess I can just leave you here.
  • Ghasma: "But Mr. Glowrod, we had a deal-"
  • Glowrod: "Well I didn't counted on your captian being a crybaby, now did I? If he rather rot in this ice box, who are we to change his mind?"
  • Ghasma: "But-"
  • Glowrod: "NO BUTS?! YOU WORK FOR ME NOW?! We're out of here!?"
  • Glowrod attempted to leave as his heart-broken and disappointed crew leave demoralised.
  • Zigmond: "........ G'ohhhhh! If this was your back-up plan to break my crew's hearts just to get us to budge, unfortunately, it worked like a jewel's charm!"
  • Screeched Death:... (Sighs), You really should've been more tougher then that.
  • Glowrod: "I was always the one with back-up plans."
  • Screeched Death: Well, fine! I guess we can come with. But that doesn't mean we'll forgive you for doing this to Chokera.
  • Lizard: "Yeah dude, that is still uncool of you, even if she's a guard of this place and Croker's daughter."
  • Matrix: "Yeah, we're a group that consists of a cyber space pirate, an extreme nutcase, a criminalistic cyborg like yours truely, and a freaking Dark Magilo User and even WE have our standerds, Glowy!"
  • Glowrod: Okay, fine! I see what your trying to get across! If that's what you want, I won't kill Chokera. But we're still using those nanobots as leverage to anyone who crosses us, including you if I must. Your crew was able to get your gear on board the ship while also, looting the blasted place. Pirates, go figure. Alright, let us get out of here. (As Glowrod teleported back to his own ship, The Crew, Celisus and Narcotic get back on the Phantasy with a tied up Chokera as they took off)
  • Croker: NO!! CHOKERA!!! (Tries firing his gun, but the swarming nanites jammed his gun) YOU PESTS!!!

Oranos Space

  • The Phantasy leaves.
  • Zigmond: "Ghasma, I am VERY disappointed in you for listening to this guy?!"
  • Ghasma: "But Capt'n-"
  • Zigmond: "DON'T "BUT CAPT'N" ME, YOU SCALLYWAG?! Even a drunkerd like you know that the toxens from Xenaro and those combined gases with his faulty exspeariment made him unable to know standerds currently! He's TOO quick to do the worse things possable! Why did you think General Tex hated the guy!?"
  • Ghasma: "I'm sorry capt'n, but, we just wanted you back."
  • Zigmond: "WELL YOU JUST LOST ME AGAIN?! Just for working with that Yarge-out waiting to happen, the moment this ship reaches our destination, I'M RESIGNING AS YOUR CAPTAIN?! A crew willing to assusiate with nut cases is no crew of mine?!"
  • Ghasma cried like a baby and ran away!
  • Matrix: "..... Wow, and I thought the people that attacked my cousin were harsh."
  • Screehed Death: "Did you really have to break the idiot's heart like that?"
  • Zigmond: "I didn't wanted to, but he needed to understand that he shouldn't accept deals from nutcases like Glowrod! As long as he's still filled with Toxens, standerds are a forgen conspect to him!"
  • ???: "Then let's work to make it an UNFORGEN compsect." 
  • Celisus and Narcotic appeared.
  • Lizard: "Oh, I know you guys. Your Qui's bros, right bro?"
  • Matrix: "Well DUH, Pyro, who else they would be? Girl Scouts?"
  • Pyro the Lizard: "...... If those are girl scouts, then those chicks are wicked ugly."
  • Screehed Death: "Pyro, if I had my staff, I'll summon a magic hand to slap you!"
  • Celisus: "We came to alarm you of something gentlemen. Qui was a victim of turning out to have been kidnapped from another UUniverses from her slaughtered family by Xerxes under the orders of the secret founders!"
  • The freed villains gasped!
  • Zigmond: "THOSE UNGRATEFUL SCALLYWAGS DID WHAT!? THAT'S IT?! MY FAITH IN VILLAINY IS DEAD AT THIS POINT?!"
  • Screeched Death: "I knew there was something off about Qui's aura that didn't matched that of a true Zewinsaur."
  • Pyro: "That was not cool bros! If those VA lameos think they can count on my return to support their useless asses, they can forget it and shove a grenade up their ass!"
  • Matrix: "Oh, just wait until my cousin and his friend Backer Stabbington are made aware of this! THEN Let's see if Corruption Co. stays supportive of those assholes then?!"
  • Narcotic: "Calm down fellas! Believe it or not, even Glowrod is disgusted by what the Secret Founders did too."
  • Zigmond: "Hmm.... I guess even nutcases have SOME standerds. But still! It's obviously not very strong enough standerds considering what he did to poor Chokera!"
  • Celisus: "Oh, worry not. Thanks to our re-waken acknowledgement of Tex's beliefs, we're not 100% behind Glowrod's deception on her either. That's why Narcotic offers to perimently deactivated so the Nanobots so he won't kill Chokera should the heroes be, less convinceable. Also, we need Glowrod to enable us to get Qui back to villainy so we can start our own faction against the Secret Founders, but we need to make Glowrod less insane. That's why we pretend to actselly support him until Narcotic is able to make his sanity medicine be able to make him 90% more sane perimentally, so we can have his genius without his insane attatude."
  • Zigmond: "...... That more or less restores me faith in villainy. But there's a good chance that Qui, the poor lass, has extremely lost faith in villainy as I assumed she found out about this too."
  • Narcotic: "You wanna know the kicker? Her arch-rival Cynder's actselly her daughter, and a suriviving member of the slaughtered family."
  • The freed villains: "WHAT?!"
  • Matrix: "Oh no! It's Tarold all over again!?"
  • Pyro: "Well, if that's the case bros, then, I don't think Qui's gonna ditch her daughter for even villains with standerds like us man, espeically now that we're stuck with an even more crazier Glowrod, cause... Well, we're still bad guys reguardless of limits bros."
  • Screeched Death: "True, but I can be able to make the daughter evil as well, so Qui will have to give villainy a new chance."
  • Celisus: "I consider that a perfect compromise. But bergudingly, if we hope to even make that possable, I'm afraid we have to perimentally disable the Lougers and the Heroes Act. They would make getting back Qui, difficult."
  • Zigmond: "Well, though I ain't fond of them for taking away me hand, I kinda don't want to disable them perimentally and risked the Secret Founder lap rogs to be freed to do what they please."
  • Celisus: "Don't worry, obedience is not the same as true loyalty. When we get to start making every VA reminant aware of the Secret Founder's crimes, the Dark Radicals lose their ability to maintain control, and if they lose control, their business like philosifies will motivate them to dump the Secret Founders for good! And we'll even threaten them to seek out their identitys to scare them to stay in their darkness forever to keep them away from any new VA or newly named group we make."
  • Zigmond: "Ahh, you be organising a mutanity against the Secret Founders, eh? Ok, you shanghaied me, boys. I'm in!"
  • Screehed Death: "I would love a partake in this."
  • Pyro: "You got my support bros."
  • Matrix: "This is likely to end badly, but, why not? Anything to get my cousin to stop being blindly obedient to secret founders. In fact, I heard he has became espeically angry at them recently cause of forced exselerated production of more Starbots. I heard it from those guards."
  • Zigmond: "I been meaning to address this concern, but, I heard rumors from other prisoners that your cousin's one of the Secret Founders."
  • Matrix: "Well, I'm not much for beleiving rumors, but if so, then I'll work to get my cousin to be reminded that even he should know better then being with those kind of people and to truely forsake his support of those basturds and get Corruption Co. on our side."
  • Celisus: "So, we're all in agreement then?"
  • Zigmond: You know it, laddie! I'm back to bein' captain of this ship again!
  • Ghasma cartoonishly came back not crying anymore!
  • Ghasma: I thought you'd perk up, cap'n. (Grabs a bottle of blue liquor) BLUE GROG IS ON ME!! (The pirates and villains cheered)
  • Zigmond: So where be our equipment?

Later...

  • Zigmond: (He gained his black-and-red armor back, along with a transparent-red hook which glowed in electrical red energy) LET US RIP THEM SCALLYWAGS A NEW ONE!!
  • Pyro: (Grabs flame-patterned armor, and got a lot of explosive weapons) Locked, loaded, and ready to blast!
  • Screeched Death: (Grabbed his magic staff)... Finally! (His staff glowed in dark magic, and changes from his prison garb to his true attire) I always hated prison attire.... And I'm not fond of full bodied clothes in general.
  • Matrix: (Reattached his cyborg arm) Great! (Blasts a palm phaser from it that destroys a bottle of alcohol)
  • Ghasma: "Oh why did ya had to ruin good beer, man!"
  • Celsius: Now let's get ready.
  • Pyro: "So, wait, where are we going exactly?"
  • Celisus: "His faverite base in Xenaros."
  • Screehed Death: "Oh, no big plasturing surprise he still hangs out there..... I'll conjure everyone an air sheild spell and-"
  • Celisus: "No need, his faverite one is conpletely sterilised."
  • Zigmond: "Wait, but I be figuring he was ammuned to the stuff."
  • Celisus: "Yes, but the surviving Pharaguian plants aren't."
  • Matrix: "Is he STILL on that whole "Pharagu was once beautiful till the USRA destroyed it by making it into a garbage dump planet" thing? Doesn't he know the Grand Council is now trying to reserse the infamous Chesspuffus mistake?"
  • Celisus: "Alot of Pharauians don't have great faith in outside polotics. What makes you think Glowrod would be different considering who he is?"
  • Matrix: ".... I'll, take that as a yes then."
  • Zigmond: "If that's the case, then I be worrien' he might have something to do with Pharagu and it's garbage it now troves."
  • Celisus: "Tragicly, I can't bring myself to put it past him. But we still have to respect his beliefs for only as long he doesn't go extreme with it. If he only wants to remove the garbage from the planet, that's fine, but we'll cross the line if he does something with the Garbage, and knowing he has an issue with the USRA races.... Well, anything close to what we're already thinking."
  • Pyro: "Got ya. Respect the guy, but stop supporting him when he turns into an extreme lameo about it! No ifs and or buts firey mollesk dude!"
  • Matrix: Just to make sure, Glowrod can't hear us through any comlinks, right?
  • Narcotic: Nope. It's turned off, and Glowrod is still unaware. We just need to wait until he unfolds a plan.
  • Zigmond: Well, to be fair, I need to join this because Qui-
  • Narcotic/Celsius: Still owes you the money she lost to Axxus.
  • Zigmond: "Well, I don't mean sound as if I do not care about Qui's recent troubles, I do now, I do, I'll even ignor instences where her Qui Drones "mysteriously" try to do me in, but still, a dept's a dept and-"
  • Narcotic: Yeah, we got that. But just help us get her back, and we'll be sure to fix that problem.

Fort Beauty of Pharagu, Dinner room.

  • The Villains were at the dinner table.
  • Screeched Death: "Ya know, I was expecting this place to have a more, evil mad sciencetist lab look."
  • Dr. Glowrod: "That's in the basement. The front is where I reminness on the lost beauty of Pharagu.... I may've not have been borned yet during that time, but all the same, (Brut-Tu serves Gloworod's faverite fruit), thank you Brut-Tu, (takes fruit), I am equily heart-broken I can never seen the real beauty of the planet other then this, empty simulation with the plant survivers of the world.... Those reckless USRA races ruined Pharagu and my poor people because we weren't allined to them!? If they knew what it was like to have their planets turned into garbage dump planets, THEN they would regret!? OH GREAT SIMPITY DO-DA WOULD THEY- (Grabs himself and pokes himself with a finger that held a needle with Sanity Medicine).... Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh..... Sorry, needed to take my meds again. I'm just saying that if they had to deal with mountains of garbage comtaminating their air and water and forcing them under ground or to simply leave, then they'll be sorry!"
  • The other villains just stared at him.....
  • Zigmond: "..... Am I to assume this plan has anything to do with Pharagu?"
  • Dr. Glowrod: "At a risk of being predictable, yes. But I don't like to talk in full without dealing with the main problem of our intent. The Heroes Act and the Lougers. They have a bad habit of being lap-rogs to those Grand Councilers. Now thanks to the Lougers taking down the once appresiated VA, the Heroes Act is unrestricted to grow with more heroes. Already, my shorces say that they have 5 new recruits. Two of them are rivals to some of you. I won't say names, but, these old rivals concern Screeched Death and Matrix."
  • Screeched Death:... Who has joined?
  • Dr. Glowrod: Well, all my drones were able to pick up following the upcoming summit involving the reconstruction of our UUniverses, we found that not only have Telthonatron and Superius Samantha have joined, but three new members named Hudson Turbo, Clifton Clever, and Nanobyte. You know Telthona and Samantha well, but these three other members have had quite an impact during the Villains Act's hero crisis. Nanobyte is a Gimpus from Planet Altus who has been known to once had the ability and size to sabotage a Villains Act warship from the inside. He may not be big enough for good fighting, but he is agile and resistant to electricity. He's very hard to catch.
  • Four-Tusked Walrus Pirate: What a little midget! (Drinks up blue alcohol)
  • Zigmond: We shouldn't judge by size, Scaff. If even nanobots can get on our nerves, then we can't doubt the gimpus' potential.
  • Dr. Glowrod: Clifton is another Hydrocabiais who is Samantha's boyfriend from Chimerum. Inspired into herowork by a human elite before the Villains Act, he has been defending Chimerum from even the toughest of our old forces. He carries 2 AI weapons, and has just as much skill in combat as Xandy.
  • Giant Gorilla Pirate: HAH! He's so puny, I wanna curl him up into a ball and use him to play mini mazeball! (Chuckles)
  • Dr. Glowrod: "Don't be quick to mock him. He once took on the Mountain-Destroyer Clan, and lived, albeit containing a brief injury. And those brutes were thoundson times your size!"
  • Giant Ape Pirate: "Oh yeah, I heard about that. I am SO not gonna do what I say anymore."
  • Dr. Glowrod: And finally, Hudson Turbo has been an issue to the Villains Act before. We were intending to invade the Aphronion System, and that meant taking out it's prime military taskforce, the Thunder Wings, which we sent an undercover "recruit" to fix. Though thanks to Hudson, and... An incredibly incompetent idiot spy who was stupid enough to cheer for our "recruit" in front of everyone... Which we were intending to execute for his stupidity... Our mission failed, and Hudson ended up having the general in charge of the invasion defeated thanks to the fact that Aero never really liked us to begin with. Though I assumed the scare tactic "death threat" didn't help.
  • Pyro:... Why did we even let idiots in our ranks? Wasn't the Villains Act supposed to be about efficiency at any cost, meaning being against hiring idiots because of a situation like that?
  • Dr. Glowrod: "Actselly, we didn't had a good mentality evaluation system. We just accepted people for as long as they're evil.... Otherwise, you wouldn't've joined for your empty-headed tendingcys, Pyro!"
  • Pyro: "Hey bro! I ain't a true idiot!"
  • Matrix: "But let's be honest, your not exactly a genius neither."
  • Pyro: "Yeah, but I at least I'm not Narcotic stupid."
  • Dr. Glowrod: "True, but thanks to my professional training, and Qui's guidence, Narcotic is now 50% compident."
  • Pyro: "But what about the 50% when he's not?"
  • Dr. Glowrod: "I'm a master criminal genius, not a mircile worker."
  • The Villains but Narcotic laughed.
  • Celisus: "(Laughs), Oh come on Narcotic, admit it, it's only funny cause it's true."
  • Narcotic: Oh, ha-ha, very funny!
  • Dr. Glowrod: So I suppose the first thing we do is begin an invasion on the Nexx Tower. That's where the Heroes Act and the Shell Lodgers can be found.
  • Celsius: Uh... Why are we taking on a whole army of heroes? Isn't that a plan doomed to fall flat on it's face?
  • Glowrod: Not when they're on the top of the Nexx Tower! All we do is collapse the whole thing. It will not only kill em', but it'll kill and destroy the Grand Council.
  • Zigmond: I have to protest to that, Glowrod. We'd do it that way, it would keelhaul the whole thing, including that of Qui and the Cynder girl as well.
  • Matrix: Not to mention we'd be committing an act of terrorism, which is what we might want to stay away from.
  • Dr. Glowrod: "(Annoyed) Ok, ok! Fine! Then we'll just smoke bomb the entire place and nab the two and get out and hope the confusion makes them stupid to think Qui and Cynder just run off somewhere! Happy? But just in case, should we get found out, we better bring her with us as leverage."
  • Chokera: (She appears tied up and gagged muffling) MMMMPPPPHH!!! MMMM-MMMMPPPPPHHHH!!!!
  • Pyro: "Uh, can we not? Those hero guys we'll think we're not cool for doing that and uh-"
  • Glowrod sighed disappointedly!
  • Dr. Glowrod: "Are you people SERIOUSLY gonna continue whining about the brat?!"
  • Zigmond: "FIRST OF ALL, I don't be appresiating insulting the kind lass like that, secondly, Pyro has a good point. That be asking for those heroes to be wanting to keel-haul us over for that."
  • Dr. Glowrod glowed and growled annoyed!
  • Dr. Gloword: "OK FINE?! FORGET ATTACKING THE NEXX TOWER THEN?! We'll nab them in a COMPETELY ISLOATED PLACE after they finished whatever stupid business then?! ARE YOU POOPY POOP-POO HEADS SATSIFIVED?! ARE WE GONNA PLAY BANZNASO NOW AND-"
  • Glowrod grabs himself again and injects the sanity medicine again.
  • Dr. Glowrod: ".... Sorry. Meds again. I was saying, would it be preferable to you gentlemen if we just wait for the misfits to finish whatever stupid reason they have to be in Nexx Tower and ambush them completely defenceless and isloated?"
  • Celisus: "Yeah, that might be abit better then attacking the Nexx Tower and risk a painful status, even if I hate those snobs in the Grand Council, as much so, our qurral isn't with them."
  • Dr. Glowrod: ".... What is wrong with you people? What happened to the villains that aren't afraid of risks?"
  • Pyro: "Hey, we ain't afraid of risks! We're just uh.... Not being total Yargers about it, that's all."
  • Zigmond: "It's like what Tex has always says. By all means, be a villain, as long as your not a savage about it. That's why I don't approve of people like Gordon. Nobody minds a villain too much as long as you're not a monster about it."
  • Dr. Glowrod: "...... WHAT DID THAT BLASTED BITCH DO TO YOU GUYS?! YOU ALL TURNED INTO CHEAP SUNDAY MORNING TV SHOW VILLAINS?! THAT'S IT, THE BITCH DIES?!"
  • Dr. Glowrod's palm turns into a button of which he presses, but nothing happens!
  • Dr. Glowrod: "What? WHAT?!"
  • Dr. Glowrod sees that Chokera is just fine.
  • Dr. Glowrod: "..... Why aren't my Nanobots working?!"
  • Celisus, Narcotic, and the other villains acted nervious.
  • Pyro: "Uh, it totally was not our fault, and Narcotic did NOT just disabled the Nanobots to protect Chorkera from being harmed whenever the Heroes refused to bow to you?"
  • Zigmond, Screehed Death, and Matrix face-palm again, as does Narcotic!
  • Celisus: "..... Oh, Grock. PYRO YOU TECNECAL IDIOT?!"
  • Dr. Glowrod: "YOU DID WHAT!? YOU IDIOTS REALISE THAT WITHOUT OUR LEVERAGE, THE HEROES ARE FREE TO KICK OUR BUTTS TO THEIR PLEASURE WITH NO REAL THREAT!? NOW GETTING BACK QUI AND GETTING CYNDER IS AN IMPOSSABILITY NOW?!"
  • Zigmond: "Now calm down Glowrod, why don't you do it like Tex and only use the threat of hurting Chorkera as a scare tactic?"
  • Screech Death: "That won't work, Samantha will sense a lie."
  • Dr. Glowrod: "DAMN IT! (Pokes himself with his sanity medicine early), Ok, Plan B, no thanks to you collection of FLARKS?! Instead of threating a life, or getting to the lougers RIGHT AWAY?! We lure them into a location and capture, not just who we want, but ALL of them, just in case there's gonna be a complaint on killing the rest of the lougers."
  • Celisus: "Well, we felt Qui would hate us less if we at least spared Cynder's metathorical "Family", so yeah, good call."
  • Dr. Glowrod: "Seriously?! What do you guys see in this girl?! Not only is she the daughter of an infamously nasty warden leader, but she's a filthy Naroudan! A disgusting USRA Snake?!"
  • Pyro: "But isn't she like, a primate?"
  • Dr, Glowrod: "..... I was using snake as an insult....."
  • Pyro: "Oh."
  • Zigmond: "Now lad, just because the USRA as an allience caused Pharagu's downfall, it don't mean she or her race approved of what became of it. In fact, her race were the biggest protesters before the desidion was finalised, wanting the planet to be througohly investigated by surface and underground before anything. If anything, realisticly you should only be more mad at the Yuruns alone for being the sole race who allowed an idiot to do this to begin with."
  • Dr. Glowrod: "Oh, I am mad at them, MAD AT THEM INDEED?! But I share my hatred to all of the USRA races, cause they allowed Pharagu to be destroyed as a real planet! Instead, it's just, a giant dirty rock now!? And even IF you bring up their protests today and their plans to encourage alternate ways of dealing with garbage, Pharagu suffers while the fickle and cruel hands of the USRA wastes time fiddling their fingers on a REAL desidion?! IT'S TYRANNY TO THE UNALLINED?!"
  • Pyro: "..... Wow, has talk like that ever gotten you beaten?"
  • Dr. Glowrod: "In my childhood.... Sadly..... A LOT?!"
  • Matrix: "Yikes. My cousin knows that feeling too well. In a "sort've-kinda" sort of way. You prioritise money too much, you get panned for life."
  • Zigmond: "Didn't the lad also tried to frame a known pasifist protester as a terrorest..... AND failed at it too?"
  • Matrix: "Ok, THAT was out of desperation."
  • Dr. Glowrod: "Enough! Now that we negosiated a plan, shall we proceed on how we bring the Lougers to us?.... And, I already have a suggestion. We are going to liberate my home planet of the garbage that doesn't belong there?!"
  • Zigmond: "Your gonna make us steal garbage? That's tecnecally not illegal to do so, cause nobody wants garbage!"
  • Dr. Glowrod: "Ahh, but the heroes will be concerned as to WHY we are doing it, afraid we are up to something with it! Not only that, but there's a strict rule about people trying to become "false gods" to the people of Pharagu and prevent villains from turning Pharagu into a villain loving anarchist socity! They don't want my people "misguidingly" worship a would-be conguror looking for a free world. If we can get my people to support our new villain team, we can not only restore Pharagu's lost beauty, but it can be a new base for a new team! And actselly have natives approval!?"
  • Matrix: "I knew it! A plan based on Pharagu! Ok fine! We'll agree to take the garbage off the planet as long as we're NOT gonna do anything too extreme for even our standerds with it! Otherwise, that's a deal breaker!"
  • Dr. Glowrod smiled darkly.
  • Dr. Glowrod: "Worry not, gentlemen.... That Garbage will soon be heading somewhere.... Truely deserving. You'll see."
  • The other villains still looked unsure.
  • Dr. Glowrod: "So, gentlemen.... Have we found our, agreement zone?"
  • Zigmond:... I suppose so, lad. But I'm warning ye', if you plan to do something sinister with that garbage, then you can kiss our servitude goodbye!
  • Gorilla Pirate: That's right, baby! And more than that, we're gonna give you more beatings than even your filthy mouth can attract. (Chuckles)
  • Zigmond: Whoa, whoa, whoa, down, down, Hoger, easy, laddie. There's no need for violence in this situation. Instead, let's bring that scallywag to Oranos with us. Croker will give him the physical punishment he deserves.
  • Jaguar-like Weasel Pirate: You tell him, cap'n! Let him go through the pain YOU suffered! (Cackles wickedly, and an insane predatory gopher pirate shrieks in agreement)
  • Glowrod:... (Sighs, and mutters to himself) This will not be easy. (Openly) Well, I can say that we are all in agreement. Let's get to work.
  • Ghasma: (Slurred) Blue grog? *Hic*!
  • Glowrod: Uh, no thank you! I don't drink that stuff.
  • Ghasma: (Slurred) But it's delicious! It makes your taste buds sizzle and... And... And...*Hic* and turn blue. (Burps loudly)
  • Zigmond:... I'm sure he'll be fine. Let's get started.
  • Glowrod: "Brut-Tu, roggie-bag our dinner and ready the ship!"

Planet Pharagu.

  • A planet filled with Garbage is seen.
  • A series of angry mole creatures and giant Millapede-like creatures are seen harassing garbage disposal workers.
  • Worker 1: "Aw gees, the Pharaguians are angerier then usual."
  • Worker 2: "No kidding."
  • An Elderly Mole came forth with a caring younger Millapede with him worried about the situation.
  • Elderly Mole: "Heedth my warning, you disrespectful USRA worshippers!? Your day of reckoning will come?! Pharaguian justice shall provail and PUNSIH those who ruined our beautiful home?!"
  • Worker 1: "Hello to you too, Elder Lighthead."
  • Worker 2: "(Bashfully), Hi, Centa."
  • Elderly Mole (Elder Lighthead): "ARE YOU TALKING TO MY DAUGHTER, FILTHY USRA WORSHIPPER?!"
  • Centa the Millipede creature: "Dad?!"
  • Elder Lighthead: "Your tyranny to our people ends here?!"
  • Lighthead tries to attack, but because he was elderly, it was more of a gente touch then anything serious.
  • Worker 1 laughs!
  • Worker 1: "Oh my god, he's trying to "attack" you again! (Laughs), I love it when old people try to commit an act of assult, it's HILARIOUS?!"
  • Worker 2: "Jerry!? Centa, I am so sorry about Jerry's behavior, he's just annoyed your dad keeps quote-on-quote, "Attacking" us."
  • Centa: "Oh Gerold, I should be sorry. I tried so hard to reason my adopted father out of this, but he never listens."
  • Elder Lighthead: "CENTA?! What did I say about showing feelings to filthy USRA worshippers?"
  • Centa: "I'm an adult now, dad, you can't tecnecally boss me around anymore?!"
  • Elder Lighthead: "I am not just commanding you as a father, but AS THE LEADING ELDER?! You are forbidding to see this boy again, young lady?!"
  • Centa: "Dad, this hate on outsiders is getting outdated and rediculious!? Being mad at the USRA is one thing, but attacking others for this? They aren't even in the USRA, let alone the actual USRA races themselves! They're just people doing their jobs!"
  • Elder Lighthead: "I am just trying to avenge Pharagu! Don't you remember what I've told you?! I am after all thousands of years old!? I seen the tragity happen!?"

Flashback.

  • Lighthead as a far younger man was seen.
  • (Lighthead): "I was taking my beautiful wife and family to see the beauty of the acid lakes to demonstraight their power."
  • Lighthead's son: "Daddy, why isn't the water here like the ones from underground?"
  • Lighthead: "That's because it's acid, my son."
  • Lighthead's son: "What's acid? And how can the plants form with acid lakes?"
  • Lighthead: "Well, the plants have very long roots reaching the pockets of our planet's underground water pockets here... As for what Acid is, well, that's something you need to learn in shcool."
  • Lighthead's son: "But I wanna learn it from you."
  • Lighthead: "Ok ok. A live demonstriaghtion is in order. (Picks up a small rock) See this rock? Watch what happens when I throw into the lake." (Throws it as it disintegrates in the acid)
  • Lighthead's son: WHOA!!
  • Lighthead: Now, don't touch it, son. It can do to you exactly as it did to that rock.
  • (Lighthead): I was sure that our lives would be wonderful for the following years. But then came that terrible day when the USRA decided that this place was a perfect garbage dump! (Several massive space cruisers arrived in the night as they began dumping massive quantities of garbage down towards the planet as they unknowingly tore down several hidden huts, and buried people underneath and killing them)
  • (Lighthead): The garbage hit the ground like a nuclear bomb, trapping everyone in it's path inside and suffocating them. And the worse of all it's victims... (Sobs)... Was my son!
  • Lighthead's Son: FATHER, HELP ME!! (The garbage wave was coming towards him as he tried running for the shelter)
  • Lighthead: SON, COME ON! YOU CAN MAKE IT!! DON'T LOOK BACK!! COME ON, HURRY!!!
  • (Lighthead): But unfortunately... (Lighthead's son ended up buried as the garbage covered him)... He didn't make it.... By the next morning, the entire planet was ruined. All that we knew, all the plants, animals, everything, gone.

Present

  • Lighthead:... And I could still hear my son's suffocating screams even today.... HE WAS KILLED BY THE USRA!!!
  • Jerry the worker: (Scoffs and laughs) You made that up, old timer! Your species only has a lifespan of a few dozen years. How can you POSSIBLY had lived this long? (Gerold the Worker slaps him) OW!
  • Gerold: You're asking that to a guy who's a rare breed of long living Lumimoles.
  • Centa: Look, father, you can't blame the USRA for making a mistake.
  • Lighthead: Who the hell else am I gonna blame?
  • Centa: If anyone should be blamed, it was Cheesepuffus. And even then, he was given the fair punishment. The USRA knows what they did was wrong, and they're looking to fix it. Why is that so hard to understand?
  • Lighthead: "It's not ENOUGH for them to just punish that idiot?! Our planet is still a garbage dump?! The fickle and cruel hand of polotics has failed us?! So I say, I AM GLAD THOSE USRA IDIOTS GOT DISBANED?!"
  • Jerry: "Hey you grouchy old fucktard, your asantually saying your glad a horrorable war happened!?"
  • Gerold: "Jerry, don't make it worse!"
  • Lighthead: "Hey, tecnecally speaking, pathic USRA worshipper, if the other races just relied on themselves more then an allience of idiots, then MAYBE the war would't've been so bad outside of a few hostile races and fanactics! It's your own faults for relying on them?!"
  • Jerry: "WHY YOU DISRESPECTFUL FUCKING HATER?! I OUGHTA-"
  • Gerold holds Jerry down!
  • Gerold: "He's not worth it, man! He's just a broken old man who lost his family, he can't help it!"
  • Jerry: "DON'T YOU GET IT, YOU CRAZY OLD FART?! THE MORON WHO GOT YOUR KID KILLED IS ALREADY LONG PUNISHED AND DEAD AT THIS POINT?! WHAT MORE DO YOU WANT?!"
  • Lighthead: "THIS GARBAGE TO BE GONE AND OUT OF MY PLANET?! IS THAT, TOO MUCH TO ASK?!"
  • Gerold: "Look, it's, complincated, alright? We have the tecknowagey to take this garbage elsewhere these days, like in space dumps. All the races need to make the final vote, and, the USRA races don't want to make an offitcal without the humans."
  • Lighthead: "FUCK THE HUMANS AND JUST MAKE IT OFFITCAL ALREADY?!"
  • Jerry: "DID YOU JUST INSULT THE HUMANS?!"
  • Gerold: "Jerry, KNOCK IT OFF!? Your gonna risk an inter-planetary insodent!?"
  • ???: "All right, all right, break it up?!"
  • A Boss Hexrilla appeared.
  • Boss Hexrilla: "Ok, Lighthead, I think you caused enough trouble for the day! Centa, be kind enough to take the old man home and take his protesters with him. Gerold, good job keeping Jerry from risking a new insodent, but I still need to talk to him about this."
  • Lighthead: "YOU CANNOT BE RID OF ME THAT EASILY, SIXTON?! THE WILL OF THE PHARAGUIANS SHALL NEVER-"
  • Sixton: "I mean it, oldster!? For Centa's sake, I will not report your outbursts to the Grand Council, but if you keep this up, I will ask for the Heroes Act to come down here and teach you some mannors?! Is that what you want?!"
  • Lighthead: "GO AHEAD AND SIC THEIR LAP-ROGS ONTO ME, YOU DAMN DIRTY APE?!"
  • Centa grabbed and closed Lighthead's mouth.
  • Centa: "I, am so sorry Sixton. The annaversey, of that fateful day's coming up, and... He's more aggvervated then usual. Please know I am still trying to bring reason to these people, but he always manages to reverse everything and-"
  • Sixton: "It's fine, Centa. Just keep the old man on a tighter leash. I do mean it I will be forced to report him for harhassment or anything worse then that. I'm being fair on him, but he's a danger and a dangerious revolt waiting to happen, and my superiors will have my ass for leaving him untouched. I risk that out of being kind to you, but remember that I will not tolerate Lighthead if he crosses the line, understood?"
  • Centa: I understand, sir. Let me handle this. Everyone, let's not disturb these guys from their jobs any longer. Let's go. (They all do that)
  • Jerry: (Shrugs) This is what we must put up with every day! All day long, it's 'USRA' this and 'USRA' that!
  • Gerald: They can't help it, Jerry. Their home was victimized by a a very incompident USRA governor. They can't help that they lost everything they ever had years ago. They need to get over it by themselves.
  • Jerry: Never going to happen! If you ask me, they DESERVE all this because of how they treated our hard work and the USRA races-
  • Sixton growled Jerry into recoiling!
  • Sixton: "I don't appresiate that kind of talk, Jerry! You may as well be a Villains Act type of guy for saying that! No one, deserves this!"
  • Jerry: Oh for God's sake, they celebrate the Interuniversal War! What part of that makes them the slightest bit likable?
  • Sixton: "They aren't celebrating the war itself. Their holidays focus more on the USRA's disbansion. You should know better then to let Lighthead get to you like that. He wants you ro be angry so he can use that against us and fuel the nonsense even more. Now why are you the most offended? Your not any of the USRA races, or is your people apart of the USRA."
  • Jerry: "True, but at least MY people appresiate them for the GOOD things they did. So what they fucked up every once in awhile? No allience is perfect."
  • Sixton: "That's the thing. The USRA were suppose to be above mistakes like this. The fact they allowed Cheesepuffus to partially get away with this, kinda makes that look doubtful to them."
  • Jerry: "But the USRA promsied to correct this mistake, didn't they?"
  • Sixton: "They're aware of that. They're just also aware that the fickle hand of polotics isn't always, reliable. Helps little that the Legion doesn't want to make big decidsions without the Humans, so, if anything, it's the VA's fault this is still an issue."
  • Jerry: "SO WHY AREN'T THOSE RETARDS MAD AT THE VA LIKE ANY SENSEIABLE PERSON!?"
  • Sixton: "BECAUSE?!..... It wasn't the VA's fault this place is a dump planet. The VA weren't even a notion back then."
  • Jerry: ".... I, get that, but can't we just convince these crazy people that Lighthead's nothing but a hater that should never be taken seriously?! He's almost as bad as that one nerdy mole kid I messed with once with some friends who always bad mouthed the USRA."
  • Gerald: It's not our concern to deal with their affars. It's obvious these people don't appresiate interfearors. Now come on, let's get back to our work. I'm sure Centa has him covered this time.
  • Jerry: "Oh, your Fleeming girlfriend?"
  • Gerold: "Hey she's not my girlfriend! I'm just, sympathic with what she has to deal with, that's all."
  • Jerry scoffs.
  • Jerry: "Dude, I have been your friend, for years. I know when my buds are crushing on people. Look, Centa is OBVIOUSLY, a babe for Fleeming standerds, but trouble is, that crazy crackpot adopted dad of hers is OBVIOUSLY not gonna ok it! Just now, he forbidden her to see you again dude!"
  • Gerold: "Look, he may be, harsh, but he's physically harmless. He isn't even a threat to himself, much less the flies here."
  • Sixton: "Never underestimate a potional revoluion causer, Gerold. He don't need to be violent himself to cause one.... He just needs to look for people to do it for him. Why did you think the Grand Council implented a rule that forbids well-intentioners or conquest lords to have anything to do with Pharagu?"
  • Jerry: "Because they're paraniod fucks?"
  • Sixton: "No, to prevent Pharagu to become an anharcist socity ruled by someone worse then Lighthead. Esepically since they're still living in their victorian era thanks them being too focus on hate then going on with their lives. You know how Naeem feels about these people evoling badly and end up becoming the Next Bullarns instead of the next Yatorons."
  • Jerry: "Pfft! They're just a planet of stupid haters! Who would want to help them?"
  • Gerold: "Despots, Conquesters looking for a free world to congure, there's even rumors that the VA for mysterious reasons had planned to inspire these people to support them in return of removing the garbage and restoring the True Pharagu."
  • Jerry: "Those crackpot throeys? Why would Qui care about a planet of haters whining about being in a garbage planet caused by an accsident?"
  • Gerold: "You practicly answered your own question! Because they were accsidently wronged by a rare USRA mistake, something the VA could've used against the Grand Council to have people willingly support them!"
  • Jerry: "Pfft! Even Qui's not crazy enough to want to congure a Garbage planet!"
  • Sixton: "She would just remove the garbage and turn it into it's former glory!"
  • Jerry: "I'm just saying there's no reason why the VA would want to congure a garbage dump planet."
  • Sixton: "Never judge a villain's motivation. It allows them to surprise you in the end."

Later...

  • Centa: Father, I am VERY disappointed in you for berating innocent people who had nothing to do with the USRA. You should be ashamed of yourself!
  • Lighthead: Why? I was doing what I had to do.
  • Centa: Father, you've been doing this for God knows how long! People outside of our world already think you're a menace for attacking innocents. You keep this up, you're going to end up in some serious trouble.
  • Lighthead: THEY KILLED MY SON!!
  • Centa: YET YOU HAVE ME, DON'T YOU?!? How can you let yourself be this way? You already have a great life and a great family, and yet you forget your place by continuing with this dark act of nonsensical protests.
  • Lighthead: You just don't understand. Ever since they destroyed this planet, I watched as people have lost their homes, families, friends, great lives. Their descendants want what I want! To have this place fixed back the way it was. As their elder, I will not stop until I give them the lives that their ancestors lost so long go. And if it means I be judged poorly for it, then so be it.
  • Centa: Yet you try to do it by attacking people not from the USRA or it's races for no reason. THAT'S what is unforgivable.
  • Lighthead: I'm sorry, but my decision is final. I'm going through with this, and I don't wanna hear another word from you about it!
  • Centa: But-
  • Lighthead: NOT ONE MORE WORD!!!
  • Centa:... (Shrugs, and storms off)
  • Lighthead: "..... Oh, why can't that girl understand?"

An islotaed hole.

  • Lighthead: ".... (Sighs). Another day, anoter returning to an underground city. I used to love underground cities back when the surface was worth returning from. Now, it's the only place people can be able to thrive in.... I wish that was no longer the case...."
  • Flashes of light appear before Lighthead as a familier figure stood a few paces from him.
  • ???: "My good, Elder Lighthead.... I'm just the guy you need to make that wish a reality."
  • Lighthead: "..... Glowrod?"
  • The Flash vanished, reveiling Glowrod.
  • Glowrod: "It's nice to see you again as well, my leadge. I finally desided that the time to restore Pharagu to it's true beauty is now."
  • Lighthead: "I'm glad for that, young Glowrod, I am, but, news of the VA's disbansion has long reached us. Your sadly alone by yourself. Even with your genius, your hardly a real threat to the Grand Council Lap Rogs anymore."
  • Glowrod: "Oh please, Elder, I know well enough that a humble genius like myself can only be able to do so much. I have indeed earned allies in this."
  • The Phanasity Ship appeared from a cloaking device.
  • Lighthead: "The crew of the Phansity!? You managed to convince THEM to help us?!"
  • Glowrod: "Oh, Zigmond's crew, is just the tip of the iceberg. I also have a Magilo user, a Cyborg, a Demolition Exbert, A germ Warfare master, and a firey mollesk. Lighthead, I give you, the power to force the sanatation workers to follow OUR demands! We'll pile the garbage into HUGE balls!"
  • Lighthead: "Why, huge balls?"
  • Glowrod: "Need-to-know-basis, Lighthead. Let's just say, it's part of sending the garbage away from Pharagu."
  • Lighthead smiled.
  • Lighthead: "I already know exactly what you intend to do, Glowrod. Come to the city with me, we shall inspire a mutantity! You will become a great good to us, Glowrod."
  • Glowrod: "That and much more, Lighthead. Gentlemen, wait for me up here. I have to attend, private matters."
  • Glowrod and Lighthead went down.

Hours later.

  • Jerry amd Gerold and many other sanatation workers are in the progress of calling it quits for the day and are seen heading torwords a huge Garbage truck-like ship.
  • Jerry: "Tomorrow's another day, Ger. Hopefully, we've seen the last of that asshole old fart."
  • Suddenly, the ground bursted with Pharaguians holding pitchforks and machetes!
  • Jerry: "Oh no, what now?!"
  • Lighthead appeared!
  • Lighthead: "USRA WORSHIPPERS?! (Glowrod and the Villains appeared beside him, including Xi-Xi and Brut-Tu) YOUR DAYS OF RECKONING HAVE ARRIVE!? THE REVOLUTION BEGINS?! PEOPLE OF PHARAGU, MAY HE TO SEEKS THE MOST JUSTICE, CAPTURE THE GARBAGE WORKERS?!"
  • The Pharaguians charged as the disposeal workers make a run for it!
  • Sixton saw on this on the ship!
  • Sixton: ".... I'm sorry Centa, but I cross the line at this!"
  • Sixton runs off and gets to a communicator!
  • Sixton: "OPERATOR!? OPERATOR!? GET ME THE GRAND COUNCIL?! THERE'S A MAJOR SITUATION IN PHARAGU!? IT FINALLY HAPPENED!? THE PHARAGUIANS HAVE REVOLTED?! I REPEAT, THEY HAVE REVOL-"
  • Brut-Tu appeared from nowhere and charged roaring at Sixton!
  • Sixton screamed as Brut-Tu pounced on Sixton!
  • Brut-Tu proceeded to violently attack Sixton!
  • Gerold and Jerry saw this!
  • They ran away!
  • Gerold: "WE NEED TO FIND CENTA, SHE'S OUR ONLY HOPE!?"
  • Jerry: "FORGET HER, SHE'S USELESS AGAINST THESE MANIACS!?"
  • Gerold: "She'll at least keep us safe! COME ON!?"
  • Suddenly, Zigmond's crew pounced on Jerry!
  • Jerry: "AHHHHHHHHH?! WHAT?! SPACE PIRATES?! HERE!?"
  • Gerold: "JERRY?!"
  • Jerry: "GEROLD?! SAVE YOURSELF?! I CAN'T BE HELPED?! GO!?"
  • Xi-Xi was heard screeching as it flew in Gerold's direction!
  • Jerry: "GO?!"
  • Gerold was forced to run away, as Xi-Xi began persuing him!
  • Gerold: "CENTA!? HELP?!"
  • Xi-Xi was about to grab Gerold!
  • Centa: (Aimed an assault rifle at Xi-Xi and fired it at her) GET AWAY FROM HIM, YOU BEAST!!!
  • Gerald: Centa, is it even legal for you to use your uncle's assault rifle?
  • Centa: I got my license last year, remember? (Continues firing at Xi-Xi as it flew off)
  • Gerald:... OH, GOD, I ALMOST HAD A HEART ATTACK!!
  • Centa: It's okay, Gerald, you're safe now.
  • Gerald: You're not gonna believe this, but your father has gone mad! He's with Glowrod and several VA villains! They commited a revolt!
  • Centa: (Sighs) So those rumors concerning the Villains Act were true. Come on, I need to get you someplace safe.
  • ???: You're not doing ANYTHING, young lady! (Lighthead appeared with Glowrod) And how DARE you defy me?
  • Centa: FATHER, YOU ARE OFFICIALLY MAKING IT WORSE FOR THIS PLANET!!! HOW DO YOU EXPECT THE GRAND COUNCIL OR EVEN THE LEGION TO FIX THIS WHEN YOU'RE STARTING A NONSENSICAL REVOLT?!?
  • Lighthead: Glowrod is offering to finally take the garbage off of this planet, and bring it to somewhere well-deserving of it.
  • Glowrod: That's right. All this garbage will soon be used to help this planet gain it's well-needed vengeance.
  • Centa: I CAN'T LET YOU DO THIS!!
  • Lighthead:... Fine! Consider yourself grounded, then!
  • Glowrod: (Uses a needle to inject something inside Centa)
  • Centa: OW! WHAT DID YOU DO?!?
  • Glowrod: You are now infested with nanobots. They're programmed to attack nerves and cause an extremely painful aggravation. They will have access to your entire nervous system, and your 5 senses as well. So if you choose to disobey us, they will automatically torture you until you cease.
  • Centa:... Father, how could you do this? You have betrayed all of us! You have betrayed me! Sixton will be very disappointed in this. He's going to have you reported to the Grand Council!
  • Lighthead: Not as long as Glowrod and his associates protect me. So as long as you stay loyal to us, you won't get hurt. Now if you'll excuse me, we have some work to do.
  • Centa: (Gets angry)... I HATE YOU, FATHER!!! I WISH I NEVER HAD KNOWN YOU!!!
  • Lighthead: (Was shocked at those words....)
  • Glowrod: She's trying to get to you, Lighthead! Don't let that get to you.
  • Lighthead: "Oh, right. Gloword, kindly have your assusiates send her to her room. The outsider boy has work to do."
  • Glowrod jestured his posse to do just that.

Chapter 3: An Emergency Situation In Need of Answering/Villains Attack/Shiver Me Two-by-Fours

Nexx Tower

  • Lord Shen: (They arrive) Holy Beijing Province! (They see that the Nexx Tower is very tall, and in the front of it was a red screen saying "Welcome to the Nexx Tower, where the Grand Council can be in your United Universal needs no matter what troubles you have. When you need something from the Legion of Dominant Races, or if it's aid for the recovery from the Villains Act, feel free to come in and talk to Headmaster Warson himself. Thank you, and have a nice day.", then the screen changes to show the many members of the Grand Council)
  • Po: WHO-HO-HO-HO-HOA!!! AWESOME!!! THAT SCREEN IS MUCH BIGGER THAN THE JUMBOTRON!!!
  • Xandy: Yes, it was built with the assistance of the Yuruns, known for building anything at any scale. But that's not even the biggest display screen on the planet. There are others that are much bigger.
  • Sparx: Awesomeness!
  • Magnum: Now, we're not here to sight-see. We're here to attend the meeting for the reconstruction of our UUniverses. This meeting is extremely important to everyone. It will restore all trade routes taken by the Villains Act, it will bring the AUU Currency Troupe's money supply back to the people so there can be money provided to pay for damages, resources will be back to being distributed, health care will be improved, laws will be more enforced, and lives as we know them here will be made better. Many planets' fates depend on this meeting.
  • Icky: Lady, we didn't need that speech. We all support your cause, and will be by your side. We're making it clear for you right now.
  • Magnum: Very well, then. Let's go. (Hudson was staring at Xandy as she was staring at Clifton, who got very nervous)
  • Samantha: "(Wispers) It's ok, Cliff. It'll all pay off soon."
  • Warson was waiting outside.
  • A sectratary bot arrived.
  • Sectratary bot: "Sir, the Heroes Act and the Lougers arrived."
  • Warson: "I had already seen their van landing, but thanks for the update, Sectratary Drone. I'll handle things from here." (The heroes see him) Well, everyone, you finally made it.
  • Quidilin: Yes, and I'm ready to restore peace as much as I can wreak chaos.
  • Warson: Excellent. Come inside please. (They go inside the Nexx Tower, and they see that the sci-fi elevators are too small despite being large)... Oh, yeah, the turbolift is too small to hold all of you.
  • Icky: Not the first time elevators have caused an issue for us.
  • Warson: These aren't elevators. These are turbolifts. The two are different. Elevators are much slower, whereas turbolifts are faster. They use antigravity nodes to carry people up at vast heights at a great speed no matter how many people are in there. But... Yeah, there are too many of you to enter, so we'll have to take trips. The Heroes Act, Quidilin, Cynder, Spyro, and a few others will go first. It seems fair that we go first.
  • Quidilin: Well, let's go. (Warson, Quidilin, Cynder, Spyro, Sparx, Mantis, Shifu, Merlin, Shen, SpongeBob, Boss Wolf, Xandy, Magnum, Zosimo, Cloakblade, Vancer, Aurlena, Clifton, Samantha, Hudson, Telthona, and Nanobyte got in first as the turbolift went up fast as the song Fooled Around and Fell In Love by Elvin Bishop played as the elevator music)
Elvin Bishop - Fooled Around & Fell In Love - 1976 - HD Bubblerock Promo

Elvin Bishop - Fooled Around & Fell In Love - 1976 - HD Bubblerock Promo

  • Sparx:... Is this... A song from OUR UUniverses?
  • Warson: You'd be surprised how fast our resources have spread around with each other. Your Alternate UUniversal humans have great revolutionary music.
  • Hudson: (As the music played, he blushed as he was next to Xandy, who was next to Clifton, who was next to Samantha)
  • Xandy:... (Laughs as she kissed Clifton on the cheek as he was shocked)
  • Clifton: (Holds it in as his eyes twitches, and he eventually moved away from her)
  • Xandy: (Tries to follow Clifton, but she is grabbed by Hudson)... What're you doing?
  • Hudson: Uh, nothing, just... Just give Clifton some personal space.
  • Xandy: Oh, okay. I think he needs it. He just didn't know what to think of that kiss. (Laughs)
  • Warson:... Uh... Are you three alright?
  • Samantha: (Whispering to Warson) We'll talk about it later. (The turbolift dings as it opened)
  • Warson: Here we are, the 108th floor.
  • Sparx: Wow, 108 floors? This tower can outsize the Empire State Building.
  • Warson: Well, this isn't the tallest building in our UUniverses, but it's one of the tallest. Now come with me. Let your other friends wait for the turbolift to reach them.
  • Clifton: Excuse me for a second, I... Uh... Need to use the bathroom for a quick second. (He ran for the bathroom)
  • Xandy: I'll be waiting for you, babe!
  • Magnum: Xandy! Not in public!
  • Hudson: Besides, he's heading to a guys only bathroom, so... Yeah, just common sense at work.
  • Xandy: I didn't say I would go in their with him, silly. I just wanna wait for him.
  • Warson: Miss Xandy, focus on the meeting, and stop worrying about your new crush. Besides, he's already-
  • Samantha: (Covers Warson's mouth)... Having trouble with getting along with ladies.
  • Warson: (Whispering to Samantha) Samantha, what are you doing?
  • Samantha:... Uh, excuse me, I need to go talk with Warson in private. (Leaves dragging Warson)
  • Warson: Whoa, whoa, Samantha, whoa...
  • Xandy:... Hmm... I guess a lot of people need to go to the bathroom right now.

Bathroom

  • Clifton was washing his cheek franticly!
  • Clifton: "Flithy disgusting germs of genericness?! Acckha!? I, hate, the female members of my own spieces!?"
  • Clifton used upped all the paper towels to dry off his cheek franticly!
  • A dignitary washing his hands stared at him.
  • Clifton noticed the watcher.
  • Clifton: "....... Sorry you had to see that, good sir."
  • Clifton walks away embarrised.
  • The Dignitary: "..... Goodness, people are weird on this planet."

Outside the Bathroom

  • Samantha: (Continues talking with Warson) So it's important that we keep this a secret from Xandy until the time is right.
  • Warson: So you can't tell her about your relationship with Clifton because you're afraid she'll get a terrible attitude with this, and you want to use Hudson's crush to your advantage?... Is that even an ethical plan?
  • Samantha: Admitingly it's debatablem, but it's the best we've got. So you need to promise to keep this a secret until we get things under control.
  • Warson:... Well... While I don't agree with this choice, I guess I can understand it. You have my word as a councilor I will keep your secret. Just... Try not to cause a stir during this meeting. The dignitaries and representives didn't came all this way for romantic follies.
  • Samantha: We will. Let's just hope Xandy does as well.
  • Clifton: (Arrives) "Good f*** that was embarrising!? I never needed to scrubbed myself badly since when I still believed in xooties! That crazy Xandy chick can't get any worse!"
  • Samantha: "Oh calm down now, Clifton. I think it seemed cute she has a high shcool-like crush on you."
  • Clifton: "What kind of proper girlfriend doesn't act jealious when another girl tries to snatch away her guy?"
  • Samantha: "The obvious facter is that jealiousy is viewed as a negative corruptive emotion, as negitive emotions risk Magilo Users to become dark ones. Another is because you obviously don't enjoy it, and I'm aware well enough that you don't like girls of your spieces for, certain reasons. Your also the most loyal guy I know, so I do not view you as a cheating type."
  • Clifton: "I know, but still! Doesn't it, bother you, in the slightist?"
  • Samantha: "Again, cause of your obvious disinterests in members of your spieces, there's no real threat to our relationship. But worry not, if it does get too carried away, I will have to assert myself as your girlfriend and finally be honest. But I still would rather play it safe first and mend Xandy's heart with Hudson, or at least till there's enough bond."
  • Clifton: "Thanks for that, at least."
  • Samantha: "Oh, and worry not about Xandy, Hudson offered her to see, "the sights", as he said."

Outsde the Nexx Tower.

  • Hudson was holding Xandy by the shoulders by the talons.
  • Xandy: "WAAA-HOOOOO?! YOUR LUCKY YEARS OF FIGHTING XERXES HAS MADE ME A THRILL SEEKER?! WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-HOOOOOOOOOOOOO!?"
  • Hudson: "I'm glad this is awesome for ya, Xandy!"
  • Xandy: I am curious as to why you would offer this to me when we're getting ready for a meeting?
  • Hudson: "Ya know, meetings get boring after awhile, so I figured we thrill-seekers need that last minute adrenalene rush before hand!"
  • Xandy: "Good point! Glad you thought of it!"
  • Hundson thinks: "Oh so badass, she complinlamented an idea I made! YES!"
  • Hudson: "Hey Xandy, I bet I can't do some stunts with ya!"
  • Xandy: "Is that a challnage I hear, bird boy?"
  • Hudson: "Oh yeah I am talking about a challnage! Wanna prove yourself?"
  • Xandy: "Oh bring it on, Turbopants! Bring, it, on!" (Hudson started flying across nearby areas of the Nexx Tower, flying down towards a building with a screen that advertises someplace called the 'Lightning Arena') WHOA, LOOK OUT!! (Hudson flies up the wall of the screen and upon reaching the top, throws Xandy into the air) WHOOAAAHHH!!!! HUDSON?!? (As they reach the other side of the building, Hudson grabs Xandy's shoulders again)
  • Hudson: How was THAT for a stunt?
  • Xandy:... That was... Actually exciting.
  • Hudson: Oh, there's more where THAT came from. (Flies towards some air traffic)
  • Xandy: Uh, Hudson, is it a good idea to fly into some air traffic? What if we cause an accident?
  • Hudson: Oh, they'll be safe, because we're going to do something that will surprise them. (Flies above the air traffic as all the drivers were amazed when they saw Xandy)... Okay, see if you can jump along the vehicles.
  • Xandy: What? You serious?
  • Hudson: Hey, we're heading the opposite direction of the traffic, basically everyone can see us. They'll be excited to see you showing off your own stunts.
  • Xandy: I don't know-
  • Hudson: Too late! (Drops Xandy as she is barely able to land on an air taxi)
  • Xandy:... WHOA! Sweet Sea Oralades!
  • Taxi Driver: (Opens the window) Hey, what gives- (Sees Xandy, and gasps) It's Xandy Wargander from the Heroes Act!
  • Xandy: Uh, sir, I can explain--
  • Taxi Driver: No need, I'm sure your friend up there knows that you got this.
  • Xandy:... You're not mad?
  • Taxi Driver: Oh, hell, no, your friend Magnum flies across me whenever I get into this side of town almost every day. Go ahead, Miss Xandy.
  • Xandy:... Well... Okay. (Suddenly, she sees that the other drivers behind are cheering for her)...(Smiles, and starts running across all the vehicles, and she full-twist layout flips over a convertible aircar with a lady and her child who carries a stuffed Hydrocabiais plushie, and in slow motion, she pats the child in the head, and she returns back to running, reaches a gap, and jumps with her arms spread out as Hudson grabbed her shoulders again as the kid giggles)
  • Hudson: See? What'd I tell you?
  • Xandy: That... Was... AWESOME!!! YEE-HAH!!!
  • Hudson: Now hold on tight! This is going to get bumpy! (Dives down towards the ground and lets go of Xandy)
  • Xandy: Uh, Hudson, what're you doing?!?
  • Hudson: Hey, I'm sure you are agile in the air as you possibly are in the water. So give it a go. (Does several flips as they descended, and Xandy did it with him, and once they went too close to the ground, Hudson and Xandy got airborne again)
  • Xandy:... You're right! It IS like swimming! I think I like air stunts just as much as I like water stunts.
  • Hudson: ("Jackpot, baby! You got her to like something you like!") Well, we'd better get going, so I'll just do a few more moves and we'll head back.
  • Xandy: Right there with you, arrowhead! (They fly across several buildings and spaces as the civilians saw them in awe, and after a few stunts, they went back to the front platform of the Nexx Tower)... YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE-HAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!! THAT WAS SOME S***!!! WOOO-HOOO!! You really know how to impress a girl, Hudson.
  • Hudson: (Blushes) Well, I guess I do.
  • Xandy: Well... I guess we should get going now. (Runs through the doors as Hudson followed, and this was all watched by Warson, Samantha, and Clifton)
  • Clifton:... I'm not gonna lie, but THAT was freaking awesome.
  • Warson: Well, they did bring the risk of disrupting traffic, but judging how there was no accidents, I suppose her fandom ended up causing none.
  • Samantha: And I sensed that Hudson got Xandy interested in a new hobby. He might've figured out that, though he doesn't like swimming as much as Xandy does, flying and swimming are pretty similar, and he got Xandy to appreciate sky stunts.
  • Clifton: (Chuckles) This might work after all.
  • Warson: Well, we shouldn't waste anymore time, let's get started with the meeting.

Council Room

  • The other Council members, the major 12 among some minor members were in thw progress of taking their sits.
  • Warson came in.
  • The Heroes sat down in their own spots.
  • Warson sat with the other major 12 and readied a few speeches.
  • Warson: "Members of the Grand Council, Major and Minor, and visiting dignitaries and heroes, I would like to welcome everyone to the most impourent meeting in this-"
  • The Sectratary Drone barged in and interupted the meeting!
  • Warson: "Oh confound it, D.O.R.I.S., what is it?! I'm in in the midst of a historic meeting!"
  • D.O.R.I.S.: "Well, I'm afriad the historic meeting has been met with being on the same day of a historic uprising."
  • Everyone was muttering in surprise.
  • Warson: "Uprising!? Oh, who would up stage an uprising in a far more impourent meeting!?"
  • D.O.R.I.S.: "It's...... Pharagu, sir...."
  • Everyone gasped!
  • Warson: "..... Oh dash it all! It finally happened on today of all days?! I mean, tensions are high thanks to Elder Lighthead, but even he's not polotically powerful, or young enough, to stage an uprising on his own."
  • D.O.R.I.S.: "That's, the thing sir. It wasn't by his own. He managed to get help. Here's a recording of Sixton trying to warn us."
  • D.O.R.I.S. replays the recording of the report via hologram.
  • Sixton on the recording hologram: "OPERATOR!? OPERATOR!? GET ME THE GRAND COUNCIL?! THERE'S A MAJOR SITUATION IN PHARAGU!? IT FINALLY HAPPENED!? THE PHARAGUIANS HAVE REVOLTED?! I REPEAT, THEY HAVE REVOL-"
  • The Hologram was interupted by the familier silluette of Brut-Tu with a sound of a recorded roar heard, as shocked gasps were heard!
  • D.O.R.I.S.: "..... We are not able to get the full status of the report. It was cut short before more was said."
  • Warson: "...... Oh, I picked a bad day for this meeting! Sorry everyone, the meeting must be postponed because of a crisis..... Again."
  • Councilers groaned in disappointment.
  • Warson: ".... Heroes, I'm sorry for asking on such short notice, but could you-"
  • Warson notices the heroes' chears were empty.
  • Warson picks up a note.
  • Warson: "(Reading) Say no more, Headmaster Warson. We're already on the case."
  • The sound of the van taking off is heard.
  • Warson: "...... I'll, take that as a "they don't mind"."

Space.

  • Magnum: "Well, I must say, this revolt came at an inoppertune time."
  • Xandy: "Dang nabbit Pharaguians! Are they REALLY that angry about their planet?!"
  • Iago: "Uh, Question..... What the heck's a Pharagu?"
  • Po: "Yeah, and why would these guys revolt? I thought people were happy here."
  • The Heroes Act are relucent to explain.
  • Zosimo: "..... Ok, what I'm about to tell ya'll, you have to promise not to be to ornry at us or the USRA for this... You see, it all started with a wiseass Yurun named, Cheesepuffus....."

Flashback.

  • (Zosimo): "Now, Cheesepuffus was otherwise a benvolent govenor.... He's just prone to make...."
  • A building he newly released falls onto city hall and caused a hidious dishastor....
  • (Zosimo): "..... Mistakes."
  • People stared angerly at Cheesepuffus who chuckled nerviously.
  • (Zosimo): "He did everything he could to earn 100% approveal ratings. Whether it was making a new swimming pool...."
  • Yuruns ran away from angry snake creatures!
  • (Zosimo): "Out of what turned out to be a nesting ground for their feared predators, that one time he opened a recycling plant..."
  • The Recycling plant was a sky polluting factory.
  • (Zosimo): "While mistakingly trusting mostly unreliable corperations with the task, the other time he made a golden statue..."
  • Space Pirates attacked the city.
  • (Zosimo): "Of which was made out of a pirate king's lost treasure and attracted every non-Arca pirate in existence to wreck the planet, and who could forget the idjit's mistake of hiring a known sexist polotision as an adviser?"
  • Angry Mobs were attacking the adviser!
  • (Zosimo): "At the time, it was done considered as the final straw. He was on the verge of being fired once and for all by his superiors. Then, that was when he discovered, Pharagu. You see, Pharagu was still in it's victorian days, so, it wasn't very well known outside of it's "Stomach World" nickname. So, he offered the USRA leaders his new plan during the groups' garbage crisis going on."
  • Cheesepuffus: "We'll turn Stomach World into a Garbage Dump planet!"
  • Naroudan leader: "Turning a planet into a garbage dump? Have the weekly protests against you drove you insane?!"
  • Cheesepuffus: "Hear me out. Now, Pharagu has acid lakes, yes?"
  • Human leader: "Well, they're respondsable for giving the planet it's nickname, alchourse."
  • Cheesepuffus: "Well, what if we used the acid lakes to take care of our excess garbage for us and defeat the crisis?"
  • Most of the USRA members seemed impressed and/or at best surprised Cheesepuffus of all people made this idea.
  • Yurun leader: "Puffus, I am sorry for doubting you."
  • Naroudan leader: "Wait everyone! What if there's life on the planet? There's clear traces of plants there!"
  • Xuron leader: "Hmm, yes. There might be life there."
  • Naroudan leader: "That's why I'm recimmending we check the planet first before we do anything rash that might end up walking us into a new crisis."
  • Cheesepuffus: "USRA members, please, the planet has acid lakes! It's not survivable for living things! The photos of plants on stomach world are photoshopped and fake. There's no life in Stomach World."
  • Naroudan leader: "Those photos are real enough! Now, if there's plants, then that means there's water somewhere in the planet!"
  • Cheesepuffus: "The planet's oceanless, my lords."
  • Naroudan leader: "But there could be hidden underground water pockets for the plants to grow long roots to reach. And if there's plants, there's living creatures that depend on them, and in term, there would be sentience there. I vote for full investigation."
  • Human leader: "Actselly, Puffus makes a good point. A planet like Pharagu doesn't look, survivable. Perhaps the evidence of life were fake. All in favor of going with Cheesepuffus' idea?"
  • The USRA members but the Naroudan leader raised their hands.
  • (Zosimo): "It was a desidion that was proven, a mistake."
  • After the trash was dumped on the planet, Cheesepuffus was holding an acceptence speech of being adviser to the Yurun leader in front of the USRA leaders.
  • Cheesepuffus: "I would like to thank my fellow USRA friends for the honor of being able to resolve this crisis of garbage, and make good use of this waste of good space of an acid lake planet, and-"
  • ???: "MONSTERS?!"
  • Cheesepuffus gave a confused look, as the USRA members gave shocked looks as all turned to see a far Younger Lighthead!
  • Lighthead: "MURDERORS!? PLANET RUINERS!?"
  • Cheesepuffus: "Um.... Can we, help you, my good, crazy, hopefully not native to this planet, mole?"
  • Lighthead: "WHAT HAVE YOU DONE TO THIS ONCE BEAUTUFUL PLANET THAT WAS MY HOME?!"
  • Human Leader: "Wait! Did you say, "your home"? Who are you, friend?"
  • Lighthead: My name is Cormus Lighthead of the Planet Pharagu! And what you have just did had killed thousands of lives!
  • Cheesepuffus: (Scoffs, and laughs) Are you kidding? There's no life on Pharagu!
  • Lighthead: Didn't you see the plants, you moron?
  • Cheesepuffus: All those photos showing them were fake.
  • Lighthead:... Fake?... FAKE?!? YOU ACTUALLY THOUGHT MY HOME HAD NO LIFE BECAUSE YOU BELIEVED ALL THE PLANTS WERE FAKE?!? (Pulls up a dead Pharauian plant) DOES THIS, LOOK FAKE TO YOU?! THIS PLANT EXIST BECAUSE THIS PLANET HAS UNDERGROUND WATER POCKETS?!
  • Cheesepuffus started to look scared!
  • Cheesepuffus: "..... Ok, maybe they were legit, but, maybe Pharagu was only capable to house, plants, with the Water pockets. It's not viable proof that sentient life exist here. It's still an acid lake planet."
  • Human Leader: Let us hear him out, Cheespuffus. Good sir, do have any proof outside of the poor and unfortunate plant?
  • Lighthead: Why don't you ask ALL OF THEM?!? (Behind him was several dirty, crying or injured people as the USRA leaders gasped) All these people have been ruined or seriously hurt by what you have just done. Even me! My son and my family are dead! All these people have lost their homes, families, friends, pets, and anything they held dear to them, all because you listened to this little monster!
  • Cheesepuffus:... Uh... (The USRA leaders looked angrily at him)... I... uhh... A simple apology is in order, I guess? Aw come on, in my defence, lifeless planets have been the subject of fake "life on them" photos for years, I merely thought Pharagu was one of them! I swear! So how's about we have a good laugh about this and-
  • Rabodan Leader: YOU CLUMSY MONSTER!!!
  • Sabochun Leader: OFF WITH HIS HEAD!!!
  • Human Leader: Cheesepuffus, look what you have done to that good planet. You've just disgraced the USRA's name by tricking us into doing an apocalyptic mess that will take centuries to fix!
  • Cheesepuffus: Sirs, it's all an accident, I swear!
  • Human Leader: GUARDS!! GUARDS!! ARREST CHEESEPUFFUS AT ONCE!! (Human guards grabbed Cheesepuffus as he struggled to get free)
  • Cheesepuffus: NO, YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND, IT WAS AN ACCIDENT!! LET ME GO!!
  • Rabodan Leader: Why should we? Do you have ANY idea how bad our reputation will get after all this? We'll be publically bashed!
  • Cheesepuffus: I DIDN'T WANT-
  • Cunone Leader: YOU SHALL DIE AT DAWN FOR PLANETARY MASS MURDER, CHEESEPUFFUS!!! YOUR MISTAKES HAVE GONE TOO FAR, AND IT'S TIME THEY CAME TO AN END!!!
  • Cheesepuffus: NO, PLEASE!! PLEASE, I SWEAR, I WON'T SCREW UP AGAIN!! PLEASE, GIVE ME ANOTHER CHANCE!!!
  • Ohrugan Leader: You get no more chances, Cheesepuffus! Guards, take him away! (They do that)
  • Cheesepuffus: NO!! PLEASE!! PLEASE, DON'T DO THIS!! HELP ME, PLEASE!!! (His screams faded away)
  • Aufone Leader:... You think it's a wise idea to execute him for just a simple mistake? He was only an idiot at best, and these deaths are at best manslaughters, the poor fool otherwise meant no ill will, he was just a clumsy oaf.
  • Xuron Leader: Perhaps, but his death will at best ease the controversey and prove that we don't take planetary mass murderors lightly, even IF it was an accsident. Also, he just tricked us into doing an act that could be the death of our Alliance! Not to mention he judged Pharagu's life as fake. That's an act punishable by death.
  • The Aufone leader sighed.
  • Aufone Leader: "I understand, but, I felt that even if Cheesepuffus is punished, this controversey would still remain, even though slightly lessen. Un-Allined Races would still be understandingly fearful, hateful, or paraniodingly cautious about their worlds becoming the next Pharagu."
  • Yurun leader: "I don't like this as much as anyone does, but sometimes, damage control forces us to take a life. We'll re-earn un-allined's trust in good time."
  • Yatoron leader: "Indeed. But let us start by re-earning the trust of this un-allined race."
  • Human Leader: Mr. Lighthead, we apologize for what we have just done. We promise you we will do whatever it takes to undo the damage we done.
  • Lighthead: You'd better! I will watch your progress since I'm the long-living Lumimole breed. If this isn't fixed soon, I'm going to make sure your lives become a living hell! My son's death, and the deaths of all that have suffocated in the garbage will NOT go unanswered. I'll get the ENTIRE UUniverses on my cause to make sure the USRA will NEVER see the light of day again, even if it takes AN ETERNITY!!! (Everyone leaves)
  • (Zosimo): The USRA, despite their mistake, had been able to prosper as they began a law to clean up Pharagu. The acid lakes were still used, but there was some garbage that was unfortunately acid-proof, so we included other ways to get rid of them. Incinerator, trash compactor, and recycling colonies were established, planting regulations were established to bring plant life back to Pharagu, and the USRA did anything they could to show how sorry they were, including holding daily ceremonies for a total of 50 bodies, decomposed or otherwise, to be cremated in the incinerator stations. Despite all the compassion shown, Lighthead was still unsatisfied. He lived longer and longer, watching as garbage continued to cover the planet, and watched as the garbage mountains slowly but surely decreased in height. As for Cheesepuffus, his death was unbearable even to the USRA, but with all the lives that were lost, they needed it to happen.

Present

  • Zosimo: So today, it seems that Lighthead has finally lost his patience, despite several attempts of stopping him by the disposal boss, Sixton, and Lighthead's adopted daughter, Centa. Lighthead has always been waiting for the USRA, it's races, and those that in service to them like the Grand Council to undo their mistakes. This incident was so terrible, that Pharagu celebrates the disbanding of the USRA on the exact same day the apocalypse happened, as well as many other anti-USRA holidays. (SpongeBob, Patrick, Squidward, Mr. Krabs, Sandy, Icky, Max, Brandy, Mr. Whiskers, Team Alex, the Penguins, Baloo, Hiss and Kaa were crying)
  • Kaa: That *Sniff* that's the saddest thing I ever heard!
  • Sandy: Those poor people! (Cries)
  • Zosimo: I know, it made all of us cry when we first heard the story, too. And sometimes, it still does. I myself almost hated the USRA for this if it hadn't been for my folks reminding me that they still did good outside of that.
  • Lord Shen: (Takes a deep breath, and throws a tear off his eye) Well, while it is understandable why Lighthead would go through this mess, it is still wrong. We need to stop that revolt before it escalates.
  • ???: (On communications) You ain't goin' anywhere, laddies!
  • Xandy: What the...? Who is that? Identify yourself!
  • Po: Uh... Guys? (They look out the window as they see the Phantasy) That might answer our question.
  • Nanobyte: Oh, no! Space pirates!
  • Clifton: Not just ANY space pirates! It's the legendary Phantasy!
  • Vancer: "And I can safely assume they're not friends of Axxus!"
  • (Zigmond): That's right, ye' little worms! And this be Zigmond the Zodiac! Surrender yer' vessel, or be cast to the depths of space!
  • Lord Shen: Surrender is never an option to us! We'll fight our way to Pharagu if it kills us!
  • (Zigmond): Suit yourself! The boys don't mind a little rough-housing! OPEN FIRE!! (They fired their weapons at the van as music played)
  • Icky: HOLY ASS OF MOSES!!! LET'S GET THE F*** OUT OF THIS F****** AREA!!!
  • (This song played as they tried evading the Phantasy)
Make it better later - The Pirate Song

Make it better later - The Pirate Song

  • Po: AAHH, WE'RE GONNA DIE, WE'RE GONNA DIE!!
  • Tigress: WILL YOU SHUT UP?!? WE ARE NOT GONNA DIE!! DODO, ENGAGE HYPERDRIVE- (Suddenly, the ship got caught in the Phantasy tractor beam)
  • Mr. Dodo:... Uh, slight problem, they got us in a tractor beam. I can't move the ship! (Tries fighting the beam, but fails)
  • Tigress:... Okay, we're gonna die. (Everyone screams as they were pulled into the Phantasy)

Inside the ship.

  • The Van plops into the floor after inside.
  • Zigmond and his pirates enter.
  • The Heroes came out, after calming down and ready to fight!
  • Clifton: "Ok, Zigmond?! How did you managed to escape Oranos?! Did your incompident first mate finally organise the perfect escape plan?"
  • Zigmond: "Well, let's just say, he had some, un-nessersary help."
  • Tigress: "Are we to assume your Lighthead's new revolter friends?"
  • Zigmond: "We be, among them, actselly...."
  • An epic expoudion accured as a huge hole in the wall as seen, as Pyro came in!
  • Pyro: "DUDES AND DUDETTES?! ARE YA READY FOR PYRO PRAVEEN?! AND THE CROWD GOES WILD?! (Mimics a crowd cheering!)"
  • Clifton: "Aw no, this clown too?"
  • Zigmond: "Hey, sure he's alittle, air-headed, but he's a real fun guy if ye over looks his violent tendingcys and destruction appresiation."
  • Suddenly, the Lougers' van is held up by Matrix.
  • Matrix: "Long time, no see, daddy's girl?!"
  • Telthona: "...... Matrix!"
  • Matrix tossed the van away!
  • Matrix: "Yeah, fair to warn ya. I did NOT like that Oranos place ya sent me to! I'm a reptile! I can't STAND THE COLD!? All I was doing was trying to get justice for my cousin for people being so cruel to him because he was doing his job too well! You should know that I tried to talk your dad out of leaving you like this, but the cyberconnected brain of his didn't listened! He wasn't in his right mind! But you left him to fry in that molten metal because he, albeit acted like a Slar's ass. YOU should've been the one to rot and/or freeze in Oranos, not me?!"
  • Telthona: "Neither Reptilious or I wanted him to go out like that! I would never wished death on him! But that cyberbrain was out of control! My father was already dead at that point. He couldn't've been helped. Your just as guilty of being a bad friend and mostly encouraging his bad behavior?!"
  • Matrix: "Oh, so this is the thanks I get for at least TRYING to keep your dad from going too far? I'm sorry it ain't perfect, but that brain didn't listen!"
  • Telthona: "I should've figured you master-minded this escape and teamed-up with the space pirate and the nutcase demolition moron to get back at me!"
  • Matrix: "Uh, no. I appresiate the compliment that I would geniusly organise an escape, but, no. I was mostly disabled with my arm confinsated, I couldn't do jacksquat. They gave me prison issue NORMAL prostetics instead of my true gear! You have NO idea how humiliating that is missy!? On top of that, Croker is the WORSE warden in the history of ANY prison?! I hated that guy for his abuse?!"
  • Pyro: "Preach, brother."
  • Samantha looked as if she was migrain!
  • Samantha: "My Dark Magilo user senses are tingling?!"
  • ???: "Hello, young one....."
  • Samantha: "..... No..... Him?!"
  • A huge shadow loomed over the heroes, as a slightly larger Screeched Death loomed over the heroes.
  • Icky: "GAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA?! SHARP TEETH!?"
  • Samantha: "Powawea. I should've figured you were behind this."
  • Po: "PFFT?! POWA-WHAT-NOW?! THAT'S THE GUY'S NAME?! (LAUGHS?!) I THOUGHT I HEARD THE REALLY STUPID NAMES, BUT THIS GUY'S NAME TAKES THE CA-"
  • Screeched Death trances Po into a state of fear!
  • Po: "AGGGAAAAAAAAAAAAH!? TAI LUNG'S A GIANT MONSTER?!"
  • Screeched Death: "Now, now, Samantha. You know I no longer go by that name anymore. I, am Screeched Death."
  • Mantis: "That's, abit more badass actselly."
  • Screeched Death: "Secondly, as flattered as I am you would assume I would be behind this, no. I am but a humble player in all of this as well."
  • Screeched Death trapped the heroes in a giant, dark magic bubble.
  • Screeched Death: "And you came as he expected. Like predatory animals attracted to the scent of fresh meat."
  • Samantha: "So, was this some ploy by your appearent mastermind to kill us off?"
  • Zigmond and the other villains laughed!
  • Screeched Death srunk back to his true size.
  • Screeched Death: "Oh my dear Samantha, always so assumsuious. You see, our unfortunate stay in prison has made us more, gentler then what we were in the past. Thanks to the kindness of Miss Chokera, Croker's daughter."
  • Samantha gasped.
  • Samantha: ".... I'm, surprised to say that.... It's the truth."
  • Icky: "WELL WHY THE FUCK YOU ATTACKED US, ASSHOLES?!"
  • Screeched Death: "I didn't say we became THAT gentle. Just enough that we don't use death so.... Automaticly."
  • Matrix: "Something a certain DADDY'S GIRL should've TRIED!?"
  • Zosimo: "Well what brings you varmints out of your cren house?"
  • Zigmond: "Oh, ya lads and lasses will get yer chance soon enough."

Pharagu.

  • The Villains bring the heroes to a huge concert being held.
  • Lighthead was seen on center stage, as Narcotic and Celisus were with him.
  • Lighthead: "My people, a glorious new day is held. The birth of a new holiday. Justice Day. The day, of our revoluionry freedom from USRA loving fools!? Already, we have FORCED the garbage disposal workers to do his bidding, and are building giant balls of garbage to be taken away and to be returned to well-deserved places! (The Pharaguians cheered) Yes, my people! Rejoice! Justice preveils?! And now, to present, the hero of the revoluion, and the savior of Pharagu! I give you.......... (Music starts), The great, the majustic, the heroic, (Brut-Tu Appears from behind) the couragious, the intelligent, and the almighty, the one, the only, (Brut-Tu holds a silver plater with a sheilding contener), the real ladies man, I GIVE YOU, DR. ELIAS P. GLOWROD!?"
  • Brut-Tu opens the platter and shows Glowrod who began to sing!

(This is what Dr. Glowrod sings.)

Noticed - Foxy(MandoPony)

Noticed - Foxy(MandoPony)

  • Pharaguians: "GLOWROD, GLOWROD, GLOWROD, GLOWROD!?"
  • Glowrod: "THANK YOU, THANK YOU, MY PEOPLE?! YOUR MESSIAH APPRESIATES YOUR PHRIASE!?" (Everyone cheers) These giant garbage balls are going to be disposed of on a place where it is well deserved. In fact, it's not just A place, it's MANY places. There will be a total of 50 garbage balls that will be targeted at a place that I shall decide. But I'll give you a hint, it will make all the USRA races regret listening to a Yurun moron. (They all cheer)
  • Lighthead: I am so glad you came to help, Glowrod. I thought I'd never live to see this. I sure wish my son could see us now.
  • Glowrod: I'm sure he's smiling down from heaven.
  • Lighthead: And it's too bad my... New child... Couldn't make it.
  • Glowrod:... You still upset that she abandoned you?
  • Lighthead: No. Every family has it's black sheep. She'll learn that this is for the greater good soon enough. Especially since... Her real parents died in a garbage slide. She should've understood what I'm doing. I'm doing this for HER parents, too.
  • Glowrod: Well, I'm sure THEY'RE smiling, too. (Sees the heroes brought in by Zigmond and friends.) Well, I see Zigmond has managed to capture some big space fish!
  • Patrick: "I'm not a space fish, I'm Patrick."
  • Glowrod made a surprised face....
  • Glowrod: "..... Wow..... The VA was disbanned by you people? Seriously Qui, THESE are the people who managed to beat you time and time again? I think those secret founders must've REALLY dragged you down for that to happen! But don't worry, I'll see to it that the villains of this universe forsake anymore loyalty to the Founders! In fact, it's already working! Matrix had his cousin Bross take away Corruption Co. support from the Secret Founders, and it alone has lead the many VA villains to denounce loyalty. Even the Dark Radicals have desided to stop being lap rogs and create a VA free of their irrespondability!"
  • Quidilen: "Look, I appresiate that, I do, but villainy is still too unforgiveable for me. It's obvious your forsaking the founders only for me. Well, as much as I apreesiate the growing of standerds, I am not gonna leave my daughter for anything."
  • Glowrod: "Qui, who said you have to? Screeched offered to make you and Cynder BOTH appresiate evil so your family will never be torn apart again."
  • Quidilen: "Yeah, I don't think so. Villainy wasn't so gentle with her neither, so she ain't gonna go back to it neither."
  • Glowrod: "Good thing a proper villain never considers complience a factor. By dawn, Screeched will use his magic to restore your true nature and the true potainional your daughter has. By the way, I did my homework on you, Cynder, and I must say, the fruit certainly didn't fell far from the tree. You used to be the finest exsample of villainy until the purple freak ruined you! TWICE!? And cause of that, you were lead to ruin your own mother's empire and left all the villains running scared and confused. While we appresiate the freedom from those anomimous basturds, the VA was otherwise still the greatest thing ever to happen, to US. They would've been able to help poor Pharagu out of it's crisis long ago if it wasn't for you, and that the ungrateful secret founders didn't wanted to add a garbage dump planet into their list of owned planets, the picky basturds. But perhaps the disbansion wasn't TOO inconvinvent. After all, I am finally able to liberate Pharagu from the sins of the USRA and all of their idiots, will soon get rid of the garbage here and take them somewhere more deserving, and restore a much more gentler VA. Keep in mind we're still gonna pretty much congure worlds again, but we'll do it by the standerds of General Tex. What do you say to that?"
  • Cynder: "..... Your insane."
  • Glowrod: "Pfft! I'd be offended if it's the first time I heard that. After Screeched is done with you and Qui, you'll thank me for this. Lighthead?"
  • Lighthead: "Take the heroes to the underground city of Gorous and into the prison!"
  • The Pharaguians cheered as the heroes are taken away!
  • Glowrod wispers something to Lighthead.
  • Lighthead: "THE GREAT GLOWROD WANTS TO MAKE AN EXCEPTION FOR THE ONE CALLED, ZOSIMO?!"
  • The Pirates take Zosimo out and dragged him away from the group.
  • Glowrod: "Take him to my office for later."

Later.

  • Zosimo was tossed in.
  • Glowrod was petting Xi-Xi as Brut-Tu was serving herbal tea.
  • Glowrod: "So.... Zosimo.... We finally meet....."
  • Zosimo: "What in the samhill do you want, ya nut case?"
  • Glowrod: "It's simple. Are you not the finest mechanic of the universes?"
  • Zosimo: ".... Wow, first time a villain actselly complimented me. Well, I'll be modest, there's people better then me, but, I am considered among the best of them."
  • Glowrod: "Yes, but your unitge for doing more then just, build and make things. Something even the other of "The best" are never capable of doing."
  • Zosimo: "Well, I ain't the first hero who is capable to build things, but, I am among the finest."
  • Glowrod: "Heroes' modesties are so amusing. You know, Zos, we're not THAT different you and I. Outside of moral allinement, speices order, among other things, we are both geniuses."
  • Zosimo: "Well, again, we're mostly different cause I actselly want to help people-"
  • Glowrod: "So do I, Zos, so do I."
  • Zosimo: "But I don't do in in the way your doing it. Look, I rightly sympathies with your people about the planet, and I get what the original intention is, but it done got lost in translation with revolts, pirates and criminals! You'll end up turning this planet into an Anarchist socity!"
  • Glowrod: "It tecnecally already was.... WHEN CHEESEPUFFUS RUINED EVERYTHING!? I just helped Lighthead get the push he needed."
  • Zosimo: "Or just ruined his ability of ever being trusted as a leader again should we be able to stop this nonsense."
  • Glowrod: "Well, my assusiates will make sure that won't be a factor, will it? Anyway, let us talk business. I know about your plans for a teleporter capable to transport even an entire army."
  • Zosimo: "How in the samhill did you-"
  • Glowrod: "A genius has shorces. Your teleportor idea is what I need to transport my balls of garbage to where they would be well more deserved."
  • Zosimo: "...... And let me guess, since I'm the only one who has any darn idea how to make them, you want ME to make the things? Look, again, I get you people just want the garbage gone, but I won't adaquintly help a villain unless the balls are not gonna be used to harm someone, and knowing your history, your propbully planning to fire those balls on the home planets of the USRA races."
  • Glowrod: "You have my word that the Garbage Balls are being sent to the sun instead. The sun doesn't have to worry about being polluted cause, well, it's a ball of burning gas, Zos. Or a ball of fire if you wish to simplify it. What do you think happens to anything that gets close to a sun?"
  • Zosimo: "Are you sure that's all you want? I still won't feel right helping a villain, even if it's not as seemingly serious as it seems."
  • Glowrod: "Oh by all means, I'm sure your friends would eventally get out and bust me and my partners in the end anyway. I just want the garbage to be gone beforehand.... Please Zosimo.... Don't leave generations of children to grow-up without knowing what real Pharaguian plants looked like. Don't be like Cheesepuffus.... Think of the children...."
  • Zosimo became conflicted.
  • Glowrod: "Think about it.... What if, say, if your wife and children were to become victims cause, in some thanks to an idiot in polotics, your home planet gets declaired a garbage dump? I don't think that would be, an exsellent place to raise children...."
  • Zosimo began to fear about what if the same mistake that happened on Pharagu becomes to his home planet and imagines his family suffering in it!
  • Zosimo: "DAG NABIT?! I HATE IT WHEN BAD PEOPLE ARE RIGHT?! Ok, varmint! You got me! I'll build my exspearimental teleporter, ok? But under the condition we're only sending those balls into the sun! IF I found out you are gonna do what I thought you were gonna do, consider your mole ass mine, got it?"
  • Glowrod smiled darkly.
  • Glowrod: "You have my word that the garbage balls are not going to hit planets.... (Raised his hand) Partner."
  • Zosimo: "Don't push your luck. I still don't trust ya as far as I can throw ya. And I don't fancy myself a physically strong man. I ain't doing it for you, or the villains. I'm doing it to help the Pharaguians, the CORRECT way, away from ideas of revolting. If I see anything off, I'll make sure you'll regret not throwing me with the rest, got it?"
  • Glowrod: "You have my word that I won't be up to anything suspitious."
  • Zosimo left as Glowrod began to darkly giggled.
  • Glowrod thinks: "All according to plan."

Chapter 4: A Love Loop Gets in the Way

Gorous City Prison

  • Aurlena: (They were locked up and watched by a Thylacine-like pirate)... I don't get it, why did they took Zosimo?
  • Lord Shen: Who knows? But what I do know is that whatever they need him for, he'll never comply.
  • Thylacine-like Pirate: (Snarls and frightens the heroes) I DIDN'T INSTRUCT YE' TO TALK, YOU LITTLE RACTS!!!
  • Icky: Hey, pal, f*** off, there's nothing wrong with talking.
  • Thylacine-like Pirate: Don't make me come in there and gut ye' like a fish. I like the meat of me victims smothered in slaggus sauce.
  • Boss Wolf:... You've got issues, pal.
  • Nanobyte: Don't take it personally, some people believe that eating the dead meat of others is a form of cremation since it's a commonality of the Sabochuns.
  • Icky:... Okay, that IS a pretty legitimate belief, as long as it doesn't include cannibalism as a factor.
  • Thylacine-like Pirate: I don't think you lot heard me, I said shut your flappers before I tear them off!
  • Boss Wolf: You can't tear off someone's mouth, stupid!
  • Brandy: You're honestly saying that when we're in a cartoon? Whiskers' mouth once fell off and tried to kiss me like a perv.
  • Spongebob: "Yeah, and Dennis the Hitman once did it to these two rude gas-station guys."
  • Thylacine-like Pirate: (Takes out a gun) I said SHUT UP!!!
  • Zigmond: ORHES, what did I say about being rough on the prisoners?
  • Thylacine-like Pirate (Orhes):... Sorry, cap'n.
  • Zigmond: Well, lads, it would seem that yer' little primate friend has agreed to assist us.
  • Xandy: LIAR!! Zosimo is loyal to us to the very end.
  • Zigmond: Oh, really? (Takes out a holo-recorder, and shows Zosimo agreeing to help Glowrod)
  • Magnum:... That's... Not possible! Surely, he wouldn't do this without-
  • Sparx: Are you kidding? He told us he nearly hated the USRA for doing this to this good planet. Face it, guys, he betrayed us.
  • Samantha: I'm sensing that's not entirely accurate. Is there something you're not telling us, Zigmond?
  • Zigmond: "Well, you blokes are lucky I don't be believing to be a pirate who lies. Your friend was at first hestitant, but Glowrod played the "if yer' family was in the situation" card on him and it got him to be more compliant, though it ain't without a warning that he goes against him again if Glowrod disobeys his promise to send the garbage into this planet's Sun. So, he didn't intentionally betray you cuz' he ain't doin' it for Glowrod or us. Just for the planet."
  • Icky: "..... GAOOW, I HATE IT WHEN VILLAINS PLAY THE FAMILY CARD?!"
  • Lord Shen: "Indeed! It always makes even the most honorable heroes betray their standards."
  • Zigmond: "Look, if it means anything to ye, I ain't no fan of him forcing Zosimo into going against what he beleives in meself. Heck, not even Screeched Death is fond of it, but if it guarantees that the garbage is off this planet, unless a truly dark scheme is at play here, I ain't the one to judge."
  • Xandy: "This is the same mole who is filled with years of pent-up hatred against the USRA for an honest mistake. DOES THAT SOUND LIKE SOMEONE WHO WON'T TAKE ADVANTAGE OF THE GARBAGE HERE AND USE THEM AS A MEANS FOR REVENGE?!?"
  • Zigmond: "I wouldn't put it past him, but don't ye be worryin' bout it, ye' sorry planet blubber-heads. Celsius and Narcotic have a contingency plan in case Glowrod's toxic-driven insanity is truly Yarger material. Narcotic intents to modify his sanity medicine to permanently reduce his insanity to 90%, where he'll be capable of recognizin' proper standards. So if ye' blokes be worryin' about the USRA planets, don't worry your blubber-heads. By then, those garbage balls would truely be into the Sun."
  • Hudson: "... That's... Ironically noble of you guys."
  • ???: "I know, I did a great job on them."
  • The heroes relised that Chokera was with them.
  • Icky: ".... How did we NOT see ya there?"
  • Chokera: "I didn't say anything until now."
  • Clifton: "Ok, if you guys are truly not that supportive of Glowrod, then WHY work with him?"
  • Zigmond: "Your answer be already with you in the cell."
  • Cloakblade: "...... I see, your doing this to protect Croker's daughter?"
  • Zigmond: "Aye. He originally was gonna hurt her with Nanobots to simply keep us in line, but Narcotic deactivated them, and now he's doing the same to that Centa girl."
  • Quidilen: "Well, while I am, surprised about this and do appresiate this greatly, you people are still guilty of causing the planet to revolt and conspiraing to create a new VA! Albeit, it's garrintied to be less, hostile then the previous one, but still!"
  • Chrokera: "Well, I didn't say I did THAT good of a job on them! They couldn't help it, guys, they're still a work in progress."
  • Quidilen: "Reguardless of anything, your still making a huge mistake here!"
  • Zigmond: "Now Qui, at least be glad I desided not to hang on to that dept anymore for that Axxus insodent. I now have a bigger goal in mind, correcting a goverment's mistake, and do it WAY better! I say it be an attractive specticle to have people actselly supporting the new VA. Everything goes into place, you can expect a less yargeable VA by the coming weeks. We ensure you that the Secret Founders will have no control in this one."
  • Quidilen: "Promising as that is, I still want no part of it! Limited villainy is still villainy, just more.... Soft-served."
  • Zigmond: "Well good thing Screeched Death be a master of changing minds, cause at the end, willingly or magicly controled, the new VA will have TWO powerful, "dragons", as you would say. at our side. It be a start of a new age alright. Just not what the Grand Council morons had in mind."
  • Zigmond left.
  • Orhes: "Yeah, WAY not what they had in mind! (Shouting) GHASMA, IT'LL BE YOUR SWIFT SOON?! (To the Heroes), Listen here, heroes. Ghasma has a bad habit of not being too bright, so I DO NOT WANT ANY OF YOU GOVERMENT SERVING PIGS TRICKING HIM INTO DOING SOMETHING STUPID, ALRIGHT?! He's rediculiously navie and trusts people too easily! Poor man has the brain of an extremely autistic alcahol drinking child, he does."
  • Icky: "Dude, you do realise alchourse that telling us the guy's stupid is not gonna make us wanna stay here."
  • Orhes: "Well it's not like you weren't gonna find out anyway when you met him, so, I want a Yatoron promise from you guys! Your not gonna take advantage of the poor man's stupidity, right? Breaking a Yatoron promise will bring you the wretched Talamos Curse! Got it?!?"
  • Aurlena: "The Talamos Curse was proven scientifically to only be an ancient myth, buddy. Don't try to scare us."
  • Orhes: ".... OK OK!?! Can you people just PROMISE me you won't take advantage of the guy? He's a sensitive bloke, and he'll end up crying for hours, almost like when he was gonna do it when the captain yelled at him for teaming up with Glowrod to get him out to Oranos and was almost gonna leave as captain! You would be really doing the poor guy a favor!"
  • Trixie: "Ok, ok, fine! If he's THAT much of a crybaby, we're not gonna trick him!"
  • Orhes: "Oh, thank you guys, it really means alot to Ghasma to be able to handle something serious like this. Now, as long as you blokes stay here, we're not gonna have problems, alright? I will not be held respondsable if one of you is bleeding from your necks, got it?"
  • Spongebob: "Scout's honor that we are not gonna try and escape through Ghasma."
  • Orhes: "Good! My swift's about done, so uh, I'm off to enjoy the party with my crew mates and the local Pharaguian women! See ya blokes at dawn."
  • Orhes left.
  • Xandy: "..... I still can't believe Zosimo turned on us! He's suppose to be an honorable hero, how could he let Glowrod play him like a pansy?!"
  • Hudson: Look, I'm sure he's got his reasons. He said he sympathizes with this planet the most, so-
  • Clifton: But as a wise hero, he should know that villains are prone to stabbing them in the back. And with Glowrod, he has betrayed people before. I know for a fact that Glowrod is NOT going to hurl those garbage balls into the Sun. He's going to do something sinister with them. He said he's creating 50 garbage balls, and that's just enough to commit a ball-drop on any planet, killing thousands within the balls' range. If I know an evilised Pharaguian like him, I'd estimate that those planets will be all the home planets of the USRA races, plus Vinzotyx and Xorizome because of assusiation. He's not going to stop until he is satisfied with his revenge on the USRA.
  • Boss Wolf: Then what do we do?
  • Ghasma: (Coming in) Nothing, that's what! And what you just said is ridiculous. Glowrod promised us he wouldn't do such a deplorable act.
  • Hudson: Really? Is he really worth trusting when he's practically insane?
  • Ghasma: "The captain said Celisus and Narcotic would fix him soon, so even if Mr. Glowrod is doing it, then there's no real worry."
  • Quidilen: "But what if they're not able to get to Glowrod in time before he commits his deed? I known Glowrod, he's a fast worker and rarely sits still in the same place for even a few seconds!"
  • Ghasma: "Mr. Narcotic was able to deactivate the Nanobots on miss Centa and the Warden's daughter just fine."
  • Hudson: "She means that Glowrod is not gonna be able to stay around in one place for long, and he is gonna be in front of millions of Pharaguians, so they won't be able to nab him while there's people willing to protect him, much less as long as those freaky creatures from Xenaros are around him."
  • Ghasma: "Ha, me thinks the heroes are abit paraniod, me thinks. How's about some Blue Grog? Drown your troubles away, eh?"
  • Lord Shen: Oh, blech, we don't drink that stuff! Especially since it's one we don't even recognize. What's in that stuff, anyway?
  • Ghasma: Oh a LOT! It makes you see wonderful things, like if you're getting married to a very special somebody.
  • Hudson/Xandy:... Really?
  • Ghasma: Yes! It's just wonderful.
  • Magnum: Guys, don't even try it! Surely you know that drinking alcohol is against even our standards, so- (Xandy and Hudson end up drinking some blue alcohol) XANDY!!!
  • Xandy: (Burps) Ahh!
  • Hudson: Ahh!
  • Magnum:... (Sighs) This is not going to end well.
  • Ghasma: What's the problem?
  • Xandy: (Starts hallucinating, and sees Hudson as Cifton in a wedding tuxedo)... CLIFTON, MY LOVE!!!
  • Hudson: (Sees Xandy in a wedding gown)... XANDY, MY LOVE!!! (The heroes get shocked)
  • Xandy: Let's get married together, Clifton! We can be together forever!
  • Hudson: Clifton? Who's Cifton? *Hic*
  • Magnum: (Sighs) Great!
  • Ghasma:... Is there some kind of love triangle you folks have?
  • Skipper: YOU DIDN'T HEAR ANYTHING!!! (Tries slapping Ghasma, yet can't do it from behind the bars) DAMMIT!!!
  • Ghasma:... Ohh, this is just so juicy! Zigmond has GOT to know about this! (Leaves)
  • Clifton: NOO!!! DON'T YOU DARE TELL HIM ANYTHING!!! GET BACK HERE, DAMN YOU!!!! (Shrugs) Well, GREAT!!! Now our enemies know about all this.
  • Xandy: Oh, it's okay, Hudson! We can protect ourselves.... You know... You look like a bird if it mated with a dinosaur. (Laughs)
  • Hudson: Oh, *Hic* Xandy, you... You... You have the most beautiful laugh. (The two end up kissing each other on the lips)
  • Clifton:... Well, I don't have anything to say about that.
  • Gilda: How perfect. Now our enemies know about Xandy's crush, so they can use that against us. (Hudson and Xandy plop to the ground and make out)
  • Hudson: *Hic* I love you, angel-fish!
  • Xandy: I LOVE how gentle you are! *Hic* And your mouth feels hard, it's like you have a beak.
  • Samantha: (Sighs) I'm starting to get disturbed.
  • Clifton: Hey, at least being drunk gets Xandy away from me.
  • Xandy: What're you talkin' 'bout, Huddy? And why do you have the same voice as Cliffy? *Hic*
  • Icky: "This is why I hate doing the Love Triangle scenarios, or love squares in his case."

Elsewhere.

  • Zigmond: "Are you serious? The heroes have a love issue? Apawn Xandy with Clifton, and Hudson on Xandy? Doesn't the sea squirl lass know that Clifton already has his heart set on Samantha?"
  • Ghasma: From what they said, I don't think so.
  • Zigmond: Then why would the lad keep his relationship with Samantha a secret?
  • Ghasma: Beats me.
  • ???: I think I already know. (Screeched Death appears)
  • Screeched Death: It must be because he fears that Xandy will end up hating both of them, as well as the new recruits, possibly until she gets kicked out of the Heroes Act for doing something bad as a result.
  • Zigmond: Why would the lass do that?
  • Screeched Death: Well, remember when she almost betrayed her allies after discovering Xerxes' terrible past? She's prone to do things she'll eventually regret.
  • Zigmond: "...... I'm for getting rid of a hero, but, let's agree to keep this to ourselves, eh? We don't want the heroes thinking we're those kind of villains."
  • Screeched Death: "Agreed. Not to mention Chokera would be disappointed in us."
  • Zigmond: "I think we can successfully keep this quiet as long as Pyro doesn't know anything about the heroes love troubles."
  • Ghasma looked concerned.....
  • Ghasma: ".... Pyro wasn't suppose to know? Oopies, cause, on the way here, I kinda talked about it to him real quickly."
  • Zigmond: "WHAT!? GHASMA YOU IDIOT?! THE MORON IS TERRORABLE AT KEEPING QUIET?! Screech, your a wizard, right? Teleport Pyro here or something magicly useful!"
  • Ghasma: Oh, I don't think telling them will work because... Well... The lass is currently drunk.
  • Vulture-like Pirate: DRUNK?!? YOU GAVE THEM BLUE GROG?!?
  • Ghasma: Well... Yeah, of course. That's how I found out.
  • Zigmond: (Sighs) Well, while that is a relief, I'm surprised that Xandy would even bring herself to drinking.
  • Ghasma: Well, I told them something about the grog giving them hallucinations of happy thoughts like love interests, so... Yeah, that must've triggered them.
  • Screeched Death: Yeesh, I knew Xandy was prone to issues, but I never thought she'd go to alcoholism just to find bliss.
  • Zigmond: Still, we need to get Pyro aware of this before he DOES cause something bad. Where did you tell him, Ghasma?
  • Glasma: He came down into the prison to check on me, so that's when I told him.
  • Zigmond: OH, CRAP!!! HE COULD END UP STAYING THERE LONG ENOUGH FOR THE SEA SQUIRREL'S DRUNKENNESS TO WEAR OFF!!! We need to get him!!

Prison.

  • Pyro: Wow, it must be quite embarrassing for you to be crushed on by another Hydrocabiais. Especially since you're already with Samantha. Yet you don't tell her because you don't trust her with it? HAH!
  • Xandy: (Still drunk) What're you talking' bout, hotshot? Clifton LOVES me! We've been MAKIN' OUT ON THE FLOOR FOR 3 MINUTES, AND... And... And... And it was beautiful.
  • Hudson: (Still drunk) Oh, it was good for both of us, sweetie! And... Is it just me, or is Xandy getting prettier? (Xandy appears in a princess outfit in Hudson's POV)
  • Xandy: Hey, there, handsome!
  • Hudson: OH, COME TO PAPA, BABE!!! (The two kiss again)
  • Pyro: (Laughs) Okay, I have to admit, that is funny. I- (He is teleported away)
  • Xandy:... I have no idea what that varmint was yappin' about, but I ain't believin' a word of it. Clifton has already embraced me! (Laughs)
  • Hudson: OH, BABY, YOUR LAUGH MAKES MY HEART GO... (Does his natural screech)
  • Xandy:... Wait a minute... How can you... How can you do that, Cliffy? Wait... Are you... (Passes out)
  • Hudson:... (Passes out as well)
  • Clifton:... Uh-oh. I don't like what they're going to say once they get up.
  • Icky: Oh, relax. She'll be passed out for a while, so you've got time to-
  • Xandy: (Immediately wakes up) HUDSON, YOU PERVERT!!!!
  • Hudson: (Wakes up as well) OH, GOD!! Look, I'm sure your pissed, but I'm sure what I did was out of drunken actions, and- (Xandy pounces on him)
  • Xandy: YOU MADE OUT WITH ME, YOU IDIOT!!! AND WE WERE GETTING ALONG SO WELL!!! (Spits) I CAN'T BELIEVE I KISSED YOU!!!
  • Hudson: Look, Xandy, I can explain!
  • Clifton: XANDY, STOP!!! It was all just a drunk road trip you two went through. Magnum warned you not to do it.
  • Xandy: Oh, I'm pretty sure I heard him say 'Xandy', so he KNOWS he kissed me, no matter how drunk he was.
  • Hudson: OKAY, YES, I, HALF-KNOWINGLY KISSED YOU!!! BUT I WAS OBVIOUSLY NOT IN MY RIGHT MINDSET?! I am usually, WAY more subtle then THAT! But aside from that, yes, it's true, I, have serious feelings for you!
  • Xandy: What are you trying to say by that? Are implying that-
  • Hudson: YES I AM?! I ACTED SUPER-NICE WITH YOU BECAUSE I'M IN LOVE WITH YOU, OKAY?!? (Xandy was surprised at that)
  • Xandy:... What?
  • Hudson: It's true! Why do you think I gave you that Poulkey and Oralades? Or got you to enjoy sky stunts? It was all because I loved you from the second I met you.
  • Xandy:... (Sighs) Oh, for the love of God! Can't you see I'm in love with somebody else?
  • Clifton: (Shrugs) Oh for the love of the great gods- I'M TAKEN, XANDY, OKAY?!?
  • Xandy: WHAT?!?
  • Clifton:... (Sighs) Samantha is my girlfriend. I didn't tell you because I thought you would hate us and accuse Samantha as a 'man-stealer'. In fact, I'll have to state for the record that my relationship with Samantha has been very long-established since even BEFORE my HA membership! I didn't want you to make a fool out of yourself. So I tried to get you focused away from me with Hudson's crush. I told him to do all those sweet things.
  • Xandy:... (Shocked as she sat on the floor)... I... I... (Starts crying)...
  • Clifton:.... (Sighs) Look, Xandy, I'm so sorry about all this. I just figured that by getting you to like Hudson, you would've desided to just forget about me and settle for a guy who really truely loves you and-
  • Xandy: ALL YOU'VE DONE IS LIE TO ME!!! I COULD'VE ACCEPTED YOUR RELATIONSHIP WITH SAMANTHA JUST FINE, I AIN'T AN IDIOT!!!
  • Clifton: THE FACT YOU WANTED TO MURDER XERXES FOR NOT REALISING HIS ACTIONS WERE TRAGITY MOTIVATED, KINDA MADE ME ASSUMED YOU ARE PRONE TO OVER-REACTIONS?! In fact, your having them right fucking now?! How was I supposed to know that otherwise?!
  • Xandy: UH, YOU COULD'VE JUST ASKED!! YOU'RE JUST A HORRIBLE PERSON, LYING TO ME, MANIPULATING ME, WITHHOLDING SECRETS FROM ME!!!
  • Clifton: XANDY, PLEASE, CALM DOWN!!
  • Xandy: NO!!
  • Hudson: Xandy, please, listen to him!
  • Xandy: YOU STAY OUT OF THIS, UGLY!!! (Hudson was shocked, as well as Nytrox, who covered his eyes whining)
  • Magnum: Xandy, I'm shocked at you! After all the sweet things he did for you!
  • Xandy: He was using me! How can you expect me to forgive that?
  • Clifton: Xandy, please, don't make it harder for us than it already is. THIS is exactly why I hid this secret, because I was afraid you would get mad.
  • Xandy: Well, I certainly AM mad because you made a choice even MORE hurtful! YOU BOTH ARE TERRIBLE FOR DOING THIS TO ME!!! I NEVER WANT ANYTHING TO DO WITH YOU AGAIN!!! (Cries on the floor)
  • Zigmond's voice: "PYRO, YOU IDIOT?!"
  • Screeched Death teleported here with Pyro and Zigmond and the pirates!
  • Zigmond: "DAMN IT?! YOU SEE WHAT YOU JUST DID, YOU MORON?!"
  • Pyro: "I DIDN'T MEAN TOO!? I THOUGHT THEY WOULD STILL BE DRUNK!?"
  • Zigmond: "WELL NOW YOU JUST MADE XANDY HATE HER FRIENDS WHO REALLY MEANT WELL AND WERE TRYING TO PROTECT HER TITLE AS HERO AND KEPT HER FROM MAKING AN SCALLYWAG IDIOT OF HERSELF THAT WOULD RISK THE GRAND COUNCIL FIRING HER FOR CAUSING A SCANDEL?!"
  • Xandy heard that.
  • Xandy: "Wait..... *Sniff* They did that to protect me from being fired for causing a scandel?"
  • The villains were nervious.
  • Zigmond: "Well, yes. They be only trying to be good friends, young missy. They know you have a bad hapit of over-reacting. I mean, you wanted to keel-haul Xerxes over your parents, of which, as someone who lost his parents meself, I can relate. They were afraid you would've ended up attacking Samantha or pulling a dishonest scam on her that WOULD'VE ended up ruining you truely. And for what? Over him? He doesn't have a fondness for members of his own race, lassy. Outside from you, Sea Squirl lassies are generally the same brainless shallow she-cowerds he has ever known. Why did ye think he started to date miss Samantha? I just wanna re-clerify that it isn't recent, they been seeing eachother for a long time now. In a way, YOU be the man stealer in this relationship. They were just trying to keep you from being fired and risk ye ending up like us. Don't you know how many villains were borned from Love Triangles, Squares, Circles, any shape of existence? A good number! In fact, your scenario was awfully simular to that of the super villainess The Black Kronmort! The poor lass was in love with a handsome being, but his heart belonged to another. The poor girl tried to get rid of the other lass, but the handsome lad caught on to it, and reported her to the enforcers. She became the Black Kronmort ever since, and terrorised the universes for years until a USRA flagship brought down her statlelight base. Don't you see, lass? They were trying to stop ye from becoming another Black Kronmort."
  • Xandy: "....... I, never thought about that, but... (Wipes her tears)... Seriously, they could've been honest with me and-"
  • Screeched Death: "And set the course for events that would've ended up making what he just said would happened. That Xerxes did an exsellerent job breaking you AND changing you, child. Sea Squril females, are generally... This."
  • Screeched Death conjured up a viewing portal showing two typical female Sea Squirls dressed like syteriotypical teens.
  • Female Sea Squirls: "Blah blah blah clothes, blah blah blah hair, blah blah best friends forever! Blah blah blah CLIFTON IS HOT?!"
  • Xandy: ".... Good grief, is THAT what the other sea squirl girls are like? No wonder he's dating a Stalik. She not only actselly has a brain, but she's kind, selfless, and totally unitge to her spieces and actselly does more then.... Just..... Stare at him all day and..... Harassed him..... But, still! I still would've appresiate some honesty every now and agai-"
  • Screeched Death: "I was getting to that! THIS, is what've would've BECAME of you if they just told you the truth in your state of mental disorder."
  • Screeched Death hold his staff to Xandy's face and tranced her into a vision.

Vision.

  • Xandy was seen in the Grand Council meeting room, with angry Grand Counciler staring angerly at her.
  • Warson: "MISS XANDY, WE ARE HORRENDUSLY DISGUSTED AT YOU?! YOU VIOLENTLY ATTACKED SAMANTHA AND NEARLY PUTTED HER INTO A COMA!? AND OVER A BOY?! REALLY?!"
  • Xandy: "WHAT!? I would never do that to her?!"
  • Lotus: "THEN EXPLAIN THAT, YOU BEAST?!"
  • Lotus points to a serverly injured and almost crippled Samantha, who was on the verge of crying, comferted by Clifton.
  • Samantha: "(Coughs), Clifton, we can't let her get punished, it, it wasn't her fault! She's only a broken soul!"
  • Clifton: "She isn't worth helping! She's no different then the generic idiots I put up with! Cold and Shallow! She, deserves this!"
  • Warson: "Look at her, Xandy. The poor creature still has the heart to forgive you, but by all means, we're MUCH more professional then that?! Xandy, you are to be exsiled from the Heroes Act, IMMEDIATELY?! YOUR ACTIONS ARE, UNFORGIVEABLE!? YOU ARE TO BE SENTENCED TO THE HARSHEST PRISON BASE IN ORANOS AND NEGLECTED TO THE BONE TO STRAVE LIKE THE BEAST YOU ARE?!"
  • Guards take Xandy away, as disapproving Lougers and Heroes Act members stared at her.
  • Xandy: "GUYS?! PLEASE!? HELP ME?!"
  • Spongebob: "Why should we, hidious exsample why sometimes honesty isn't always the best polocy?"
  • Magnum: "..... You have brought shame to your parents and your family Xandy. I'm sorry, but not even the benvolent spirit would be bothered to help you."
  • Xandy looked and saw Hudson, the only one still looking kindly at Xandy, but heart-broken all the same.
  • Xandy: "Hudson, please, help me!?"
  • Hudson: "..... Xandy, believe me, I want to, but.... I'm sorry. Please know that, I am mentally inable to hold grouches so, you'll always be an awesome girl to me..... Even when others no longer think so. I, I really, wanted to make this work."
  • Hudson sadly turned away, as do everyone else, as the room around Xandy gets darker.
  • Xandy: "GUYS?! GUYS?! NO?! WAIT?! I'M SORRY?! I CAN'T HELP IT!? I'M JUST THAT INCOMPIDENT WITH MY EMOTIONS SOMETIMES!? I CAN'T HELP IT!? BLAME XERXES, HE'S THE ONE WHO RUINED ME FOR PRETTY MUCH THE SAME MISTAKE AND-"
  • The Guards threw her into an cold lonely cell.
  • Xandy: "EVERYONE!? PLEASE!? NO?! No......"
  • ???: "Well, if they're gonna reject you...."
  • A dark Shadow of Xandy loomed over her.
  • Dark Xandy: "Then I say, fuck them! Your gonna be MUCH happier as a villain! I heard the Dark Radicals come highly recammended."
  • Xandy screams!

Reality!

  • Xandy screams herself awake!
  • Screeched Death: "So..... Still would've appresiate they just flat out told you the truth and risk turning you into the next Dark Kronmort?"
  • Xandy: "..... (Sighed sadly, and started sobbing again) No. Not anymore!... (Toughens up again) But still, Hudson asentually-"
  • Zigmond: "Oh you both were doing that to each other cause you were both drunk! I seen sailors do worser things! By all means, the lad's normally a gentlmen, but any self respecting man enjoys it when a lady swoons over him. You both should've just refused Ghasma's offer for blue grog. The crazy things that stuff makes people do."
  • Pyro: "Yeah, so, that "ugly" comment was, WAY uncalled for, dudette."
  • Xandy: "..... Ok, that was admitingly both our faults. But, how do I know Hudson likes me outside of being a fine looking girl, like, what I was doing to Cliff?"
  • Screeched Death: "I do believe, your own memories speak for themselves."
  • Screeched Death casted a spell, reshowed Xandy bonding with Hudson, from her room, to the sky-stunting.
  • Zigmond: "The lad clearly cares for you, miss.... Why throw that away, for someone else who has his own lover?"
  • Xandy sighed.
  • Xandy looked back at her friends, who sighed in relief.
  • Xandy: "..... Guys, I'm so sorry, I-"
  • Samantha: "No need.... I'm just, surprised my arch-enemy was the one who saved our friendship.... I guess Chokera did do a good job on them. Well, to a certain extent, cause he and the others still captured us and thrown us in jail. But it's Hudson you need to apologies the most."
  • Hudson was seen crying alittle and coiling away.
  • Xandy approuched him.
  • Xandy: "Hudson, I'm sorry. That thing we did, it was just as much my fault. We were both being perverts to eachother cause we were as drunk as Zigmond's boot-licker."
  • Ghasma: "Hey, I haven't licked his boots in years! Though now that I think about it-"
  • Zigmond: "Don't."
  • Hudson: ".... Miss Xandy? I won't blame you if you don't want to see me ever again. After all, I'm nothing but an ugly bird to you. I don't match the kind of beauty standerds of guys like Clifton. But please know, he has Samantha and likes her very much and-"
  • Xandy: "I already know at this point, Hudson. And, well.... Maybe you don't match Sea Squirl standerds..... But, to Harrathor standerds, your a decently bodied guy. Granted, there's males of your spieces arguably hotter then you, but as far average guys go, your great. And, if it's any consulation.... Your actselly a great kisser."
  • Hudson recovered unrealisticly quick!
  • Hudson: "REALLY?!"
  • Xandy: "Well, granted, I thought you were Clifton. (Clifton gagged in disgust) But, still, your an awesome kisser. Clifton would've never attempted to give me my faverite foods or introduse me to sky stunts. Sure, I, assume that your not a good swimmer like he is, not capable to hold a gun properly given neither your wings or feet can do such, hell, I bet you don't know who Teel Gosa Huncus is."
  • Hudson: "I kinda flunk alot in history class, so, other then recently, no."
  • Xandy: "Maybe we don't have alot of the same interests, or are the same spieces, heck, we don't have the same fightin' sytile. But, we both have good hearts, and.... We're both kinda idiotic sometimes."
  • Hudson: "Aw, come on Xandy, you weren't being an idiot, your were just being abit emotional."
  • Xandy: "It's still the same as being an idiot. You at least tried to stop that. But please, can I still be trusted with real genuine honesty next time?"
  • Hudson: ".... Only if I can be your voice of reason and commen sense. Cause, I kinda think Xerxes took that away from you."
  • Xandy grabbed and hugged Hudson.
  • Xandy: "Sounds like a damn good deal, Hudson."
  • Xandy gave a small kiss to Hudson, who's eyes turned into hearts and fainted as bird sounds were heard.
  • Everyone sighed happly.
  • Zigmond: "Ahh, it warms me heart to see true love congure all. Wait..... Where be the small guy you have, and those two saccer head bots?"
  • Matrix came in with a big cake.
  • Matrix: "Hey guys, the cooks gave me an odd request to deliver this cake to them and-"
  • Matrix sees Xandy and Hudson cuddling.
  • Matrix: "..... Did, I miss anything?"
  • Pyro: "Uber long story bro. Takes a long time to explain."
  • Matrix: "Right.... Anyway, there was this order for a huge cake and uh-"
  • Music started to played.
Rednex - WILD AND FREE

Rednex - WILD AND FREE

  • Matrix: ".... Is, this cake producing music?"
  • Zigmond, Screeched Death, Zigmond's crew, and Pyro: "..... Oh no....."
  • The music escalates as Nanobyte and Peepers and Jeepers popped out of the cake, surprising the villains!
  • Nanobyte: (Dubbed as Mantis) FEEL THE GIMPUUUUS!!!
  • Zigmond: "GAAAH!?"
  • Peepers and Jeepers started to dance on Matrix's head!
  • Matrix: "GAAAAAAAAAAAH!? GET THEM OFF ME!?"
  • The Villains tried but comedically failed to capture the two robots!
  • Nanobyte climbed up to the lock.
  • Nanobyte: "So, what did I missed? Oh, did you meet my new girlfriend?"
  • A small rabbit-sized raptor climbed up with him.
  • Nanobyte: "Say hello to Centa's friend, Miami."
  • Miami: "Bonjur, heroes."
  • Nanobyte: "No time for chitchat. Come my darling, allow me to bust this lock."
  • The villains were comedicly ending up hurting Matrix as they tried to get Peepers and Jeepers!
  • Xandy: (As Nanobyte was able to use his tiny hands to pick the lock open, freeing the heroes) Nanobyte, where were you? I thought you were in here with us!
  • Nanobyte: It helps if you're small. I was able to escape long before we were captured by knocking out the bastards who captured me. So I was able to hide out and... Gain a love-at-first-sight with Miami here, and she agreed to help me bust you guys out with Jeepers and Peepers.
  • Jeepers: (Twitters and beeps as still dancing on Matrix's head)
  • Clifton: Oh, I'm just glad you had the nuts to be brave, Jeepers. Keep the bad guys busy, ok dudes?
  • Peepers saluted while dancing!
  • Icky: HAH! NUTS!! (Laughs) I get it! 'Cuz they're robots! And they have... Nuts... I...(Chuckles).
  • Clifton: Let's just get out of here.
  • Zigmond: "WELL THIS BE A FINE THANK YOU FOR- (Peepers hits Zigmond on the with a wrench) When ye wishes on a star, ye get lots of stuff."
  • Miami: Now, guys, you need to know that Centa's forbidden to leave her room. We need to find a way to get rid of the nanobots in her body.
  • Zigmond: I ALREADY SAID NARCOTIC'S ON IT!? LET HIM HANDLE IT?! (Peepers hits him on the head again) Bunny boy, the pipes, the pipes are calling.
  • Clifton: "Oh yeah. That dramatic mess made me forget about that. Ok, let's make Narcotic do it for us instead."
  • Miami: "I know the way to Centa's room! Follow my leage."
  • Orhes was in the way after being slapped by Matrix's tail.
  • Orhes: Huh? A Ract? I just called those guys those things earlier- (Miami kicked him) YAIE!! (Falls to the ground)
  • Miami: "Come on! No time to lose?!"
  • Miami Actrobaticly flips over Orhes as the heroes follow her!
  • Nanotype: "What a woman!"
  • Chokera: "I'll stay here and sooth the villains' pain. They're, likely gonna need it."

Centa's room.

  • Centa: (After the producer was already done) "I'm very thankful your helping me out on this, Narcotic. I'm surprised your against Glowrod controling me like this. And thanks for having to tie me up to keep the nanobots from using my body to fight back."
  • Narcotic: "Well, like Tex said. By all means, be a villain, but don't be a savage. But Celisus said to tell you that we need your help to get Glowrod's sanity medicine for us so I can make it strong enough to make 90% more saner so he won't end up doing something stupid with the garbage."
  • Centa: "I known Glowrod through stories. I'm worried I have a good idea what Dr. Glowrod wants. He wants to repeat the same tragity befallen to Pharagu as an act of "poetic justice". Worse part, my father likely knows as well and foolishly supported it. If you people already know he's gonna be like this, why help him at all?"
  • Narcotic: "Because, well, one, we do want to help Pharagu, just, way better and quicker then how the good guys doing it. Also, we just want Qui back. Not just to bring forth a much less violent VA, but because, she had an adopted father that misses her dearly, so, we're also doing it for him."
  • Centa: "And, I understand that. But Qui obviously wants her own destiny now. And I get your being way different then the old VA, but your still about conguring worlds, and even if you want to help Pharagu, it's not gonna be without the price of making this place a new main base, isn't it?"
  • Narcotic: "Well, we, kinda lost Peerbon at the moment, and uh-"
  • Centa: "Typical. Even when you villains have some standerds, your never without your price."
  • Narcotic: "Look, I'm really sorry about that miss, but, if it's any consolation, it won't include the Secret Founders this time. Matrix made sure his cousin had Corruption Co. forsake them, and the other villains followed."
  • Centa: "Even so, it's not gonna stop them from still being villains. Alot of them are like my father. It's not enough for them to just forsake their corrupters. They must also change their nature. I know you and Celisus just want Qui back because she's like a friend to you, and to do her father a kindness, but why not do her a kindness and let her be happy?"
  • Narcotic: "It's..... Well, it's complincated missues Centa, cause.... Qui saved my life once. The good guys wanted to kill me for accsidently killing more then my hateful boss for firing me over an accsident. And she saved Celisus from a left of being locked up in a goverment facility."
  • Centa: "And I understand that, I do, but.... If you, Celisus, and Qui's father do want to be with her again, you just need to change your nature. Use your talents for good instead of evil."
  • Narcotic: "What's wrong with just being, limited evil?"
  • Centa: "It varies. Point is, you can't just forsake the side of good because of a misunderstanding, or, something you did caused but never meant it. You don't have to change now cause, I have a feeling your kind of misguided nature doesn't go away so easily, but, think about it."
  • Narcotic: ".... Thanks for being the closet person being nice of me since mum. Glad I was able to help you out of that situation."
  • Centa: "And I appresiate it, though my sensitive skin might somewhat disagree. Owch, that did hurt alittle."
  • Narcotic: "A Fleeming with sensitive skin? I thought they were known for having hard skin?"
  • Centa: "IT'S A SEMI-CONDITON WE GAINED FROM ALL THE GARBAGE!!"
  • Narcotic: "Okay, okay! Sorry to ave brought it up."
  • Centa: "(Shudders), Why am I shuddering like it's cold here?"
  • Narcotic: "Don't worry about the shudder, it means it's working. The Nanobots are pretty much gone now. Just... Expect to see some gray fluid coming out of your pores. That's a sign that the nanobots are being ejected from your body."
  • Centa:... Gross. But thank you reguardless. I'll glady return the faver and see if I can get the medicine. But how do I do that without just ending up getting them back again?
  • Narcotic: "Well, the only way you can get close to him is if you pretend you changed your mind now. Ya know, humor him until ya get your chance."
  • Centa: "You mean say I actselly support this craziness? I don't know, my father is really good at fingering out lairs, and Glowrod looks like he trusts his word greatly."
  • Narcotic: "Then I'll ask Celisus to say that Screeched Death was able to corrupt you into obedience. Glowrod trusts the words of fellow VA members more."
  • Centa: "But that doesn't mean he trusts my father any less. Glowrod is a Pharaguian first and for most. I'm afraid he'll always pick father's word before your friend's."
  • Narcotic: "..... Well, then I don't know what else to do, the only other way is turning everyone against him, but that too something the heroes would do, and even then, we have no way to find Glowrod's plans, it's guarded by his pet Xenaros monsters Xi-xi and Brut-Tu, who I have to say looks very dashing in his butler suit."
  • Centa: "And even then, father always manages to ease everyone down from ever truely going against him, if it is what we think, he'll just tell everyone that it's exactly what Pharagu needs! Ugh, to even have a chance, I have to destroy my father's own credability, and, I don't want to do that, it would break his already broken heart."
  • Narcotic: "Wait.... The only time he stops in one place is to sleep, and the new teleporters aren't gonna be done until tomorrow. Glowrod will be sleeping in the royal chambers. He has a habit of taking his robot arm off when he sleeps. When so, that's the perfect chance to be able to get his medicine."
  • Centa: "Look, I'm for making Glowrod less insane, but, even then, Pharagu is still doomed to become an anarchist planet."
  • Narcotic: "Oh, I'm sorry about that, but, it'll at least be a clean and revitalised anarchist planet. Well, at least until an off chance the heroes escape and-"
  • ???: Well, it's actually NOT an off-chance. (The heroes burst in)
  • Xandy: Thanks for saving us the trouble of fighting a nano-controlled innocent bystander, Narcotic.
  • Narcotic: No problem.
  • Quidilin: But still, Narcotic, this is insane of you to join forces with a colleague of mine just to get me back.
  • Narcotic: Well, if it's any consulation, we're planning to fix up his insanity abit so he won't be too detering to work with us again.
  • Quidilin: Yes, but you're also planning to corrupt me AND my daughter. That's just deplorable.
  • Xandy: Not to mention you caused an important meeting to be postponed.
  • Narcotic: Oh, well, sorry for doing that on a bad time, but in our defence, we don't exactly keep track of what the Grand Council's doing. And ordenarly, we don't want to, cause meetings tend to be boring.
  • Icky: "No kidding. I'm sort've thankful I didn't had to sit through polotisians flapping their gums off. Benifital stuff or otherwise, listening to polotics sucks."
  • Narcotic: "Well, anyway, I didn't meant any ill wills but, it was mainly under Glowrod's orders and the like. You see, Celisus and I didn't even planned to come to Pharagu to begin with, but it was sort've a term of agreement in return for him to help us get Qui back."
  • Cynder: "And you didn't at first question WHY he wants to be here?"
  • Narcotic: "Well, so far, he seems to just want to help this place, and when I get the chance to fix up the medicine, it'll stay that way."
  • Quidilin: "I don't mean to insult your abilities, Narcotic, but Glowrod would never hold still long enough for that to be successful. By then, he would've already done something awful!"
  • Narcotic: "Well, just going after him like dummies isn't gonna work either. Brut-Tu and Xi-Xi are never gonna let you people get him, and neither are the Pharaguian people. Why, you have to destroy Glowrod's and Lighthead's credability to remove them, but Centa won't bring herself to ruin her father's livelyhood."
  • Shifu: "At this point, it already is. Lighthead has openly allowed villains to help him cause a revoluion! He doesn't derserve the people's trust."
  • Centa: "But, other then me, it's all he has left! Losing his credability, it, it would emotionally destroy him."
  • Clifton: "Would you rather risk him allowing Glowrod to do the same tragity that happen to Pharagu, possability happen to the USRA worlds?"
  • Centa:... I don't know.
  • Tulio: Look, lady, we understand you're just trying to be a good daughter, but from the looks of the situation, you have no choice.
  • Sam: So you'll have to choose between your father or the USRA races.
  • Centa:... (Sighs) I guess I have no choice. I'll do it.
  • Miami: I always knew you could make ultimate sacrifices, friend.
  • Centa: But on one condition! I want to decide what to do with my father when this is over. It's my responsibility to make sure he stops making any life-changing mistakes.
  • Narcotic: Are you sure? After what you said to him?
  • Centa: Well, the harsh words I said were just to try and get him to listen, but it failed.
  • Narcotic: Well, I doubt he's over those words. He has shown signs of grief for what you said.
  • Centa: He should. I'm sure if, given the right words, he'll realize that nothing he could want is worth abandoning his one and only daughter. So when this is over, I'll have to take up a job on Oranos as a therapist so my father can become someone better.
  • Shifu: Wise decision.
  • Magnum: Wise, indeed.
  • Quidilin: "So, where's Celisus?"
  • Narcotic: "Having dinner with Glowrod, Lighthead, and that Zosimo guy."

Chapter 5: Glowrod's 'Garbage Day' Scheme exposed.

Dinner hall.

  • Glowrod, Lighthead, Celisus, and Zosimo sat around over a huge banquent.
  • Glowrod: "Zos, I must say, the teleporter you created is magnifisent. And you done it under the chourse over 5 hours."
  • Zosimo: "Don't get the bother for flattery. I'm far from actselly liking you."
  • Celisus: "Oh, hush up. At least be glad he even lets you eat, good sir."
  • Lighthead: "Indeed. Glowrod is being very generious with you. I rekimend, not forsaking it."
  • Zosimo: "Elder, you do done realise you may as well lost the love of your adopted daughter, because this maniac offers to take care of your problems MUCH quicker then what the Grand Council tries to do? You have any idea how bad it would look for you if you allowed Glowrod to turn this world into an anarchist planet?"
  • Lighthead: "It's a price worth accepting, if it means we'll become a CLEAN anarchist planet. I rather have that then a law-abiding GARBAGE DUMP PLANET?!"
  • Zosimo: I just need to remind you that the Grand Council has forbidden villains from making plans involving this kind of situation. Plus, there's a penalty for supporting it. A situation like this is no different. There will be a number of penalties for all that you have convinced into your unforgivable actions.
  • Lighthead: Hey, I thought you WANTED to support this.
  • Zosimo: Don't get me wrong, I sympathize. But if there's one thing I know, it's that wanting something so badly can make you into something you'll regret being. You let your own daughter get herself into a pickle.
  • Lighthead: Hey, she needed a punishment for defying me.
  • Zosimo: Letting her get infested with nanobots is not being a good parent. I'm sure if your son was still alive, he would hate what you've become.
  • Lighthead: (Grabs Zosimo by the neck) HOW DARE YOU BRING MY SON INTO THIS?!? HE'S THE REASON I'M DOING THIS IN THE FIRST PLACE!!!
  • Glowrod: Now, now, Lighthead, there's no need to get violent. Besides, you're too old for it.
  • Zosimo:... He's right, your grip isn't that painful.
  • Lighthead:... (Sighs and lets him go)
  • Zosimo: Look, Lighthead, you need to call off this pointless revolt. You're doing it as if Glowrod is going to do something diabolical with those 50 garbage balls, which he promised he wasn't going to do. Why are you even starting a revolt when you just want to send the garbage to the Sun? Is it because you fibbed about your intentions?
  • Glowrod: Of course not, Zosimo! Why would I-
  • Zosimo: I didn't ask you, Glowrod!
  • Lighthead: I assure you, Mr. Barroclaugh, we are keeping a true promise.
  • Zosimo: Are you sure? Because you wouldn't just start a revolt for no reason.
  • Celsius:... He does have a point, Glowrod. There must be a reason for starting a revolt.
  • Glowrod: It's just a means of support for my cause.
  • Zosimo: I don't think that's entirely true. Revolts are mainly to cause trouble, and for things often more than for just simple support. So tell me, Glowrod, are you really going to send those balls to the Sun?
  • Glowrod: (Gets angry, and whistles, as Xi-Xi and Brut-Tu knocked the two out)

Unknown Location

  • Zosimo: (He was seen strapped up as Celsius was trapped inside an energy barrel)... Uhh... What... WHAT THE--?!?
  • Glowrod: Well, Zosimo, you're such a bright Larmur. I should've known you would discover my true intentions.
  • Zosimo: I should've known you would betray us all! What are you planning to do with those teleporters?!?
  • Lighthead: Oh, isn't it obvious? We're sending those balls to somewhere deserving of them.
  • Glowrod: We've set up an entire list of planets to dive-bomb those balls on. All the homeworlds of the USRA are going to be targeted. Plus, ally planets such as Xorizome, Vinzotyx, and even Breezso Prime will be covered in garbage.
  • Zosimo: YOU MONSTER!!! WAIT UNTIL OUR FRIENDS FIND OUT- (He suddenly feels excruciating pain) AAOOWWWCCHHH!!! URRRGGGHHHH!!! AAHHHGGHH!!
  • Glowrod: You're not telling them anything. I've taken the liberty of putting nanobots into your system. And unlike the ones I put in Centa, these are more deadly. To ensure that you don't show the effects of your defiance, I've programmed THESE nanobots to kill you if you try and tell anyone.
  • Celsius: What about me? I'm made of fire, so you can't put any nanobots in me.
  • Glowrod: And that's EXACTLY why I put you in that highly-explosive plasma barrel, a containment device of my own design meant for people like you. It's proximity-triggered, so even trying to open the barrel will make it explode. Face it, Zosimo, you're still going to serve me without any tricks.
  • Zosimo: Uh, pal, are you forgetting something?
  • Glowrod: What?
  • Zosimo: Screeched Death and Samantha! They'll sense something off with me. There's nothing you can hide from them. In fact, they can use those same senses to find our location here, no matter HOW isolated it is.
  • Glowrod: HAH! I'll have you know that while you were taking that break, I already perfected the teleportation devices, and they have already begun a countdown of 1 hour. And not only on the fact that the countdown can't be halted, but it's programmed to accelerate when it recognizes hero DNA trying to approach and destroy it or even with the push of a button. Plus, it's in a hidden location on this planet. Not even magical beings will be able to find it in time. I won't allow ANY trace of luck to give you an advantage here.
  • Zosimo: "Well, did ya make sure to put anti-magic proof devices inside to make sure?"
  • Dr. Glowrod made a surprised face....
  • Glowrod: "...... Uh, no?"
  • Zosimo: "HA?! Then they're gonna find it anyway, varmits!"
  • Lighthead: "Uh, to be honest, Glowrod, that could've worked out alittle better."
  • Glowrod: "OK, OK, FINE?! I only said they won't be able to find in time just to destroy his sense of hope! I truely have underestimate his intelligence."
  • Lighthead: "Well, you at least made sure to made the barrol magic proof, right?"
  • Glowrod's eyes widen in shock.
  • Lighthead: "...... You seriously didn't, did you?"
  • Glowrod: "I DON'T MEAN TO, FANCY MCPANTSY!? I DON'T TEND TO TAKE MAGIC INTO SERIOUS CONSIDERAT-SI-ON BECAUSE- (Gives himself his meds).... As I was saying, I tend to forget about magic when I do these things. So, we're just gonna have to hope the heroes are THAT incompident and-"
  • Glowrod and Lighthead gasp as they see Zosimo and Celisus are gone, and the barrol did not at all explouded.
  • Glowrod: "HOW!?"
  • Zosimo's voice: "HEY GLOWY!?"
  • Glowrod and Lighthead looked up!
  • Zosimo and Celisus are seen escaping on a hover scooter.
  • Zosimo: "Yer ain't the only one with Nanonites, Glow-head!"
  • Zosimo shouted and cheered as he escaped with Celisus!
  • Glowrod: "NO NO NO NO NO!? NOW IT'S ONLY THE MATTER OF TIME TILL HE REACHES THE HEROES AND GETS CURED?! FORGET WAITING FOR AN HOUR?! LET'S START THIS THING OFF NOW!?"
  • Lighthead: "I couldn't agree more."

Chapter 6: Fall of the Moles/The AUU Reconstruction Meeting Resumes

Elsewhere.

  • The Teleporter began to rise from the ground, as Glowrod and Lighthead on Xi-Xi landed by it.
  • Glowrod: "Are the balls in place?"
  • Lighthead: "Yes."
  • Glowrod: "I am changing the one hour to-"
  • Glowrod began typing on buttons.
  • Glowrod: "5 SECONDS?!"
  • Voice: "5, 4, 3, 2, 1."
  • The Teleporter sucked all the garbage balls in.
  • Glowrod: "VICTORY?!"

Nexx Tower.

  • Warson was pacing back and forth.
  • Warson: "This is very concerning. The heroes should've already quelled the rebelion by now! What if it is something serious?"
  • Calixto: "Oh don't worry, Warson. It's not like the rebelion in Pharagu was caused by that nutcase Glowrod or anything."
  • Silence.....
  • Warson: "...... WHAT IF IT IS HIM?!"
  • Naeem: "Hey, if it was, then this planet would've attacked by, oh I don't know, a giant ball of garbage or something." (Suddenly, a large portal opened up as a large ball of garbage came out caressing towards the planet)... And I just jinxed myself, didn't I?
  • Warson: By the Verses! Looks like the Pharaguians have gained access to science!
  • Oswin: Uh, sir, it gets worse. I'm picking up several distress signals from several other planets across the UUniverses.
  • Warson: What planets are they?
  • Oswin: They're... Marbon, Naroulu, Cunoone, Yurue, Sabochalla, Ohrugon, Rabodia, Aufonola, Uonoru, Xuronosis, Tik, Yaton, Breezso Prime, and Vinzotyx.
  • Warson: THOSE ARE ALL THE CAPITAL PLANETS OF THE UUNIVERSES!!! WE NEED TO CONTACT THE SHELL LODGERS AND THE HEROES ACT, AND NOW!!!
  • Jarvis: I'm sure they've got it under control.
  • Warson: Let's still call them just in case.

Elsewhere.

  • Zosimo was held down as Narcotic was preparing a serum.
  • Narcotic: "Don't worry, Zossy, this anti Nanobot serum will fix you just right."
  • Celisus: "Well hurry up before the stupid things kill him!"
  • Zosimo: Yes, I can start to feel them dong fatal things to me- (Gets a sharp pain, yet Narcotic was able to administer the serum as it made Zosimo shudder, and his arm starts leaking small amounts of gray-shiny fluid)
  • Icky: Blech, nano-pus.
  • Zosimo: Okay, guys, I was able to conclude that Glowrod has indeed betrayed us all when I saw that his revolt was meant to do something other than just support. He's planning to target all the USRA home planets, including the humans' home world, and Breezso Prime, Vinzotyx, and Xorizome.
  • Samantha: IS HE INSANE?!? HE'LL KILL BILLIONS!!
  • Celsius: Not to mention he said that the teleporting device was programmed to be activated in an hour, and had a few security measures to protect it.
  • Zosimo: And worse, he can accelerate the countdown at any time.... And... I just realized... THAT HE MIGHT'VE LAUNCHED THE GARBAGE BALLS UPON OUR ESCAPE!!!
  • Cloakblade: (On communications watch)... Uh-huh... Yeah... Okay, we'll do what we can, sir. (Hangs up) You're right. There have been distress signals on all those planets reporting the garbage balls falling as we speak ready to strike.
  • Boss Wolf: Can't we just teleport the balls back?
  • Merlin: Well, that's not going to work very well because, even with our power, it would be impossible to stop over 50 heavy balls of garbage from striking dozens of planets at once. We'd have to be as powerful as Genie to do such a powerful feat, and even if we could contact him, we wouldn't reach him in time before the garbage balls strike.
  • Aurlena: Then how do we stop the garbage balls from killing those people?
  • Clifton: I think the only chance we've got to stopping them is to find the teleportation device. We do that, there might be a slim chance that, with the right adjustments and tweaks...
  • Zosimo: We can override the command, reverse the process, and teleport the garbage balls right back here. BRILLIANT!! But... Yeah, Glowrod said he hid it somewhere isolated, and it'd take us a while to find it.
  • Tigress: Not to mention that Glowrod will be there to try and protect it.
  • Vancer: Nothing we can't handle, as long as Glowrod didn't think ahead and, say, built a backup robotic suit, or something.

Teleportation Device Location

  • Glowrod: I can't BELIEVE I rejected the idea for bringing my robot suit! It would've been really useful right now. 
  • Lighthead: Don't worry, you still have your pets, don't you? Plus, your robotic arm is capable of great harm alone, you can still keep them from botching up our plans for revenge. Besides, have you ever considered commanding the nanobots inside Zosimo into killing him immediately before he were to warn the heroes?
  • Glowrod: (Was shocked)... I could've... Had that solved...THIS WHOLE TIME?!?... (Screams loudly, and quickly gives himself the sanity medicine again)...... WE HAVE TO TAKE THE TELEPORTOR HIGH IN THE SKY?!
  • Lighthead: BUT THEN WE'LL RISK IT BEING SEEN!?
  • Glowrod: "I DON'T CARE ANYMORE?! JUST GET IT OUT OF HERE?! WHILE YOUR AT IT, GET YOUR PEOPLE TO GO AFTER THE HEROES!?"
  • Lighthead: "I'll gladly commit to this service to you."
  • Lighthead leaves.

Elsewhere.

  • Samantha: (All the heroes were teleported to a certain area on the planet, and they see the teleporter flying high.) Hmmth. So much for it being impossable to find.
  • Shifu: We have to get to that device and- (Suddenly, Brut-Tu bursted from the ground and Xi-Xi landed nexted to him) HI-YA?!
  • Narcotic: Oh, boy! Brut-Tu and Xi-Xi!?
  • Icky: "At least the freaks are alone."
  • Armies of Pharaguians bursted from the ground.
  • Icky: "...... Fuckery."
  • Lighthead appeared as well.
  • Lighthead: "Did you people think I was gonna let you interupt Pharagu's revenge? Think again! As long as this people are under my beliefs, nothing will stop us from restoring our planet and bring true justice."
  • Magnum: Throwing garbage balls on the capital planets is NOT justice, it's an act of terrorism. You'll end up killing billions of innocent lives doing this.
  • Lighthead: Then they'll truly understand what it's like to have been in my shoes!... Not that I wear any.
  • Cloakblade: And what makes you think that THOSE planets will not be as mad as you were if you do this? They'll possibly throw the garbage straight back to your planet, and the whole thing will keep going in a massive loop that might never end. You're basically committing an act of war by doing this.
  • Lighthead: It's NOT an act of war, it's an act of retaliation. The USRA must pay for the crimes they caused.
  • Xandy: But you're committing an equally awful crime by doing this. I'm sure your son would be VERY disappointed in what you are doing.
  • Centa: Just as much as I am!
  • Lighthead: (Growls angrily) I'LL HAVE YOU ALL KILLED FOR BRINGING MY SON INTO THIS!!! KILL THEM!!! (The mob began to charge until a stray rocket struck a garbage pile)
  • Kowalski: SANTA MARIA!!!
  • Pyro: (He and the other villains, along with Chokera, arrived) Don't you DARE harm them!
  • Chokera: I've convinced them out of their blind minds, Lighthead! All that you have done makes you no better than Cheesepuffus, OR the Villains Act. You're just as bad as the Villains Act for assisting them and helping them with an act of terrorism. You realize that's punishable by life imprisonment in Oranos.
  • Lighthead: I'm not going anywhere, cold-breath! Do a single act, and these guys are dead!
  • Zigmond shot Lighthead in the gut with his plasma-hook
  • Lighthead: "GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH?!"
  • This scared the Pharaguian mob to back off!
  • Zigmond: "SAY YOUR THREAT AGAIN, SCALLYWAG!? I DARE YE?!"
  • Lighthead: "(Coughs), DON'T JUST, STAND THERE, YOU IDIOTS, KILL THEM?! KILL THEM ALL!?"
  • The Mob wouldn't budge.
  • Lighthead: "...... DON'T JUST STAND THERE, KILL THEM!?"
  • Nothing.
  • Lighthead: "...... WHY AREN'T YOU FOOLS DOING ANYTHING!?"
  • Icky: "Buddy, they just realised that they might actselly die for being violent. It's a very commen thing in war, people getting shot. And you tried to bring your people into that. The mere act of you getting shot snapped them into reality."
  • Lighthead: "..... My, my people, this, this is nothing! Just a flesh wound!"
  • Centa: "THAT WAS AN EXSAMPLE OF WHAT WOULD HAPPEN IF WE ATTACK THOSE THAT ARE A TRUE HELP TO US?! And that was from the pirate?! Can you imagine what trained soldiers would be like?! HE'S LEADING YOU ALL TO YOUR DEATHS?!"
  • The Mob gasped!
  • Xi-Xi and Brut-Tu secretly escaped while the situation wasn't focus on them now.
  • Lighthead: "Centa, what are you doing, you ungrateful brat!? I NEVER SHOULD'VE ADOPTED YOUR EGG TO BEGIN WITH!? DON'T JUST STAND THERE, YOU NIMNODS?! KILL HER?! KILL ALL OF THEM!?"
  • A Mole in the mob: "..... No. I am NOT gonna be a terrorist."
  • The Mob began dropping their weapons.
  • Lighthead: "...... YOU, IDIOTS?! IF YOU WON'T KILL THEM?! (Picks up a stray lazer machete) I WILL!?"
  • Lighthead attempted to attack the heroes, But Pyro fired a shot at the most fragle of the garbage pile, as a thrown out bathtub fell from the top and was about to fall where Lighthead was!
  • Lighthead looked up and saw the falling tub!
  • Lighthead: "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!? I JUST WANTED TO AVENGE MY SON!? I'M THE VICTIM HERE!? I'M THE VIC-" (Clifton blasted the bathtub before it could crush Lighthead)
  • Clifton:... Uh, WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT?!?
  • Pyro: Hey, you guys were right. He was going to send all those people to their deaths. That's an act that I consider too dangerous. He cannot be left alive for this, then. By all means, Glowrod will go with us to Oranos, but Lighthead... HE MUST DIE!! (Aims his rocket launcher towards Lighthead)
  • Skipper: ABSOLUTELY NOT!! (Kicks the rocket launcher out of Pyro's hands) Lighthead isn't deserving of death. We already agreed to send Lighthead to Oranos and let Centa reform him.
  • Pyro: That's not good enough.
  • Xandy: YES, IT IS, YOU MORON!!! Killing him is not the way to punish him, and you know that.
  • Zigmond: Well, WE discovered that, upon learning of this act of betrayal, that Lighthead was trying to lead his own people into a trap. He was going to be the death of his own people.
  • Matrix: And even to the Villains Act, that's frowned upon! He's just as bad as Lieutenant Blacker, Commander Yarge, and YES, EVEN GORDON THE ANIMAL!!! What part of that is not punishable by death? Cheesepuffus got sentenced to death because of doing the EXACT SAME THING AS HE DID!!!
  • Centa: But Cheesepuffus only got sentenced to death because he was known to make devastating mistakes. My father only did one!
  • Screeched Death: Yet he KNEW this would involve fighting. Did he ever think about the fact that people would die in a scale of war? That makes him no different. So stay out of our way as we give him what he deserves!
  • Samantha: "Pow, your being too quick to use unethical methods of punishing, (Lighthead was sneaking up behind her) We're not like the VA, we don't beleive in killing people for albeit being extremely wrong, (Lighthead raised the machete and aimed to stabbed Samantha) so why don't we be calm and civil about all this and-"
  • Hudson: "SAMANTHA!? LOOK OUT?!"
  • Hudson quickly intervined for Samantha in time, as Lighthead sliced Hudson in the stomich!
  • Hudson" (SQUACKS IN PAIN?!)"
  • Xandy: "HUDSON?!"
  • Hudson fell down, squirming in pain.
  • Samantha looked in surprised of what Lighthead had done.
  • Lighthead: "(Laughs evily), I wanted to kill the stupid magilo witch, but you'll do nicely as my first victim, you, stupid, ugly, bird?!"
  • Lighthead was laughing unredeemably evily as he aimed to give a fataly kill to Hudson!
  • Clifton angerly stared at this.
  • Clifton: "I'm sorry Centa, but, FUCK KEEPING HIM ALIVE!?"
  • Clifton aimed the gun on Lighthead and fired many rounds into Lighthead's body, but it only further injured him!
  • Lighthead still laughs maniacly, while coughing!
  • Lighthead: "You dare think, (coughs), mere lasers can truely destroy me? My breed is halfly immortal?! (Screeched Death raised up a giant drop of acid from the lake and raised it over Lighthead) I AM INDESTRUCTABLE?! I AM A GOD?! I AM- (A small drop hits Lighthead by the shoulder, which got his attention, and looked up to see flouting acid ball)......."
  • Screeched Death: "I think you'll find that your defeat is totally plausable."
  • Screeched Death raised the acid ball abit higher, then magicly trapped Lighthead by the feet to his ankles in garbage.
  • Lighthead became legitamently scared!
  • Lighthead: "..... Centa?! Please?! Help me!?"
  • Centa: "....... Your beyond help. LOOK WHAT YOU DID TO THOSE STAR-CROSSED LOVERS?!"
  • Xandy was seen holding on to an injured Hudson, as Clifton and Samantha tried to convince them to get away from the scene.
  • Centa: "..... I was wrong hoping you could be redeemed. You clearly cannot. Your nothing but a monster now."
  • Lighthead: "CENTA?! NO!? PLEASE?! (Centa moves away, a final tear in her face as she completely turns away). CENTA!?"
  • Lighthead looks to Clifton who he and Samantha are carring Hudson away from the blast zone of the acid ball.
  • Clifton looked angerly at Lighthead.
  • Clifton: "Just for trying to kill my girlfriend and hurting Xandy's boyfriend and choosing terrorisum over reason, consider yourself a dead-mole."
  • Lighthead looks at the heroes who no longer wish to intervine for his defence.
  • Icky: "You'd brought this to yourself, wacko."
  • Shifu: ".... There's obviously, NOTHING, we can do to change you."
  • Cloakblade: "You made yourself a disgrace to your family and your people. You had forsaken your right to be treated honorably."
  • Celisus: "Isn't the price of Yarging out, ugly?"
  • Lighthead: "NO?! PLEASE!? I JUST WANTED TO AVENGE MY SON!?"
  • Samantha: "We're aware of it, but... I hate to say it, but, my arch-enemy and his assusiates are right. Your unredeemable and your a disgrace to everything you claimed to have stand for. I will not intervine for your ineditable end."
  • Lighthead: "NO!? NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO?!"
  • Screeched Death dropped the Acid Ball!
  • Lighthead: "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!? SON, PLEASE, FORGIVE MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE-" (He was suddenly teleported out of the way before the acid ball could hit him)
  • Zigmond: AW, COME OFF IT!!!
  • Xandy: DAMN GLOWROD AND HIS TELEPORTATION DEVICE!!!
  • Zosimo: Half of us need to get Hudson to the emergency healing tanks we stored in the Lodgers' van. The rest of us need to get to that flying teleporter and finish this!

On the Teleporter high in the sky.

  • Lighthead was surprised to avoid his end.
  • Lighthead: "...... Glowrod, I thank thee for your mercy."
  • Glowrod stared angerly as Xi-Xi and Brut-Tu stood by him.
  • Glowrod: ".... Who said anything about mercy? I just wanted the oppertunity to be the one who eliminates a failure!"
  • Lighthead was surprised!
  • Lighthead: "Glowrod, please, I didn't mean to, it, it happened so quickly, I wasn't able to-"
  • Brut-Tu grabbed Lighthead, and turned to the mouth of the teleportor.
  • Glowrod pressed a button that had the teleporter's view show that of one of the acid lakes.
  • Glowrod: "Pharagu is in need of a more descivive ruler anyway. And your far from it."
  • Lighthead: "NO!? PLEASE?! NO!? NO!?"
  • Brut-Tu throws Lighthead straight into it as Lighthead is teleported straight into the Acid Lake 6 feet above
  • Lighthead screams as he falls down!
  • Lighthead: "GLOOOOOOOOOOOOOWROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO-"
  • Lighthead fell into the Acid lake as a splash was heard!?
  • The Teleporter mouth closed.
  • Glowrod: "..... Brut-Tu, Xi-Xi, this situation has become too dangerious. I'm teleporting you both back to Xenaros where it's safe. Is that understood?"
  • Xi-Xi and Brut-Tu nodded in agreement.
  • Glowrod teleported them away.
  • Glowrod: "If I am to fall now, so be it. I'd better destroy this device so those garbage balls are NEVER stopped. (Presses a button)
  • Computer: Emergency self-destruct in 2 minutes.
  • Glowrod started to laugh insanely!
  • Glowrod: "I'M NOT EVEN GONNA BOTHER WITH THE MEDICINE ANYMORE CAUSE I'M POOPY-POO!? (LAUGHS OUT CONTROL AND UNKNOWINGLY STANDS INFRONT OF THE MOUTH OF THE TELEPORTOR STILL ON XENAROS) I WIN-WINNY?! I WIN-"
  • The heroes teleported there as Xandy kicked him into the mouth!
  • Glowrod: "WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE- (Disappears into the mouth and falls into Xenaros)"
  • Xandy: "THAT WAS FOR HUDSON!?"
  • Clifton: Great that he killed Lighthead for us. I hope I didn't sound offenive to Centa about that.
  • Xandy: "Don't worry. She realises that her father couldn't've been helped anyway."
  • Clifton: Now we need to override this teleporter before it self-destructs.
  • Xandy: (Tries to access the computer, but it doesn't allow) The whole device is offline during it's self-destruct. AND the self-destruct is unable to be stopped. There's no way we can stop the garbage balls from striking those planets.
  • Nanobyte: Never fear, Nanobyte is here. (Gets into the inside circuitry of the computer)... Wow, it's like a maze in here! Zosimo, this is based on your designs, do you know how this thing works?
  • Zosimo: No, this thing has a blend between Glowrod's designs, so there's no way I can know that.
  • Computer: Self-destruct in 1 minute and 30 seconds.
  • Zosimo: Just hurry, you're an expert in sabotaging machines. You know what a self-destruct chip looks like, right?
  • Nanobyte: Yeah, but there are various classes, each with different levels of hack-proof security. If this is the right class, it could accelerate if it's overloaded.
  • Zosimo: JUST DO SOMETHING!! WE CAN'T GET ACCESS TO THE COMPUTER UNLESS YOU HACK IT!!!
  • Nanobyte: Alright, alright! (Crawls through the machinery) Ah, here it is. (A red-glowing and beeping circuit is seen) Aw, crap! It's Level 5 Security Self-Destruct. Trying to hack into this thing will make it explode instantly... Oh, that's a relief, this green wire is hooked to this. Pulling it should grant back access to the computer. (Pulls it out and the computer starts up again)
  • Xandy: YES! Way to go, Nano. Now we have access to the computer.
  • Zosimo: Move over, I think I can get the job done from here. (Does the commands) Okay, I think I got it! (Presses a button, but then a window of Glowrod appears going 'Uh-uh-uh! You didn't say the magic word.') DAMN YOU, GLOWROD!!!
  • Nanobyte: (An electric cut was heard) Relax, I removed the security circuit for that.
  • Computer: Self destruct in 60 seconds.
  • Zosimo: Okay, teleporting all those balls back is going to take a lot of energy. (Does more commands, and after a while, he presses a button on the screen pad)... And... HERE THEY COME! (The garbage balls are teleported back to the planet as they landed and were reduced back into garbage piles, and everybody cheered in victory)
  • Nanobyte: Did it work? Did we do it? (Suddenly, the teleporter began to spaz out.)
  • Computer: Self-destruct in 45 seconds.
  • Alex: We have to move, now!
  • Merlin and Samantha was able to teleport the heroes away from the sky flying Teleporter just in time.
  • Computer: "35 seconds. 25 seconds. 15 seconds. 5, 4, 3, 2, 1......... Wait, do I have a delayed reaction or someth-"
  • The Teleportor explouded and became one with the garbage of Pharagu.
  • The heroes reappeared.
  • The Pharaguians began to cheer for the heroes.
  • Mole 1: "It feels, so weird, I am cheering for people that left us in the garbage age!"
  • Xandy: "...... (Sighs sadly.)."
  • Clifton sighed.
  • Clifton: "Don't worry Xan. Hudson's gonna be fine."

Elsewhere.

  • Hudson was healed quickly and recovered, as he was taken out of the tank.
  • Hudson: "What did I missed? Is Lighthead stopped?"
  • Icky: "Let's just say, the guy is very likely to be toasted."
  • Hudson: ".... Oh no. I mean, I know the guy was, uber gone, but... Still, he was still Centa's father."
  • Centa: "Thank you for the sympathes, but, it had to be done. His attack on you was proof that he was never gonna change, among other things. Believe me, I would've loved it if he was given a peacefuller end, but... Sometimes, these things can't be helped. I'll still apply for the position as a theropist in Oranos though. I figured Chokera needs a friend in saving others from ending up like my father."
  • Chokera: "Great to have you aboard. Wait, wheres Zigmond and the others?"
  • The Phanasy was seen leaving.
  • Zigmond's voice over an intercom: "I be apologising for this, Chokera, it's nothing against you, but we're just afraid your father Croker would be less understanding of the predicerment, so forgive us for being on the run for awhile. But we'll always be sending gift cards."
  • The Phanasy escapes through light-speed!
  • Chokera: "(Sighs).... I can't blame them for that."
  • Lord Shen: "Well SURELY they would be well aware that we will aim to capture them when given the chance, so they best better tred lightly next time. We may be aware they weren't as bad as Glowrod, but they are STILL villains otherwise!"
  • Xandy and the other heroes came in.
  • Xandy: "HUDSON!?"
  • Hudson: "XANDY!?"
  • The two hugged eachother.
  • Xandy: "Next time, don't be so quick to risk your life like that without a plan."
  • Hudson: "Sorry about that, I, I didn't wanted Samantha to get hurt, or worse. I'm just, sad for Centa for losing her father."
  • Xandy: "Your a good guy for that Hudson, but.... Lighthead left us no choice. It was him or us."
  • Clifton: "But all in all, it was brave of you to keep Samantha safe like that. But ya know, ya really didn't needed to, cause she has a magic sense to quickly warn her of trouble, and she would've easily knocked that crazy old fart silly."
  • Samantha: "Yes, so you ended up hurting yourself for nothing. But I appresiate this reguardless."
  • ???: "HETHIENS!?"
  • Everyone gasps!
  • Icky: "OH, HELL NO?!"
  • Lighthead was still alive somehow, only his face melted away.
  • Lighthead: "It seems the Dark Magilo user unintentionally left his magical influence on me and made me a true immortal?! Now, I CAN NEVER TRUELY STOP BRING FORTH JUSTICE FOR PHARAGU!? I'LL BE ABLE TO FIND GLOWROD AGAIN ONE DAY, AND I'LL RE-EARN HIS FORGIVENESS?! THEN, I SHALL-"
  • Samantha: "BANISHTUS!?"
  • Lighthead gets sucked into a portal screaming!
  • Samantha: "...... Magilo Underworld. Perfect place to banish all accsidental Dark Magilo creations."
  • Zosimo: "Now, guys, about the helping Glowrod thing, I-"
  • Quidilin: "Where's Celisus and Narcotic?!"
  • The two are seen escaping on the Prison 42 transport again!
  • Celisus: "THANK goodness Glowrod was nice enough to bring our transport here as well! Sterlised from Xenaros poison and all! Did you give the re-modifived Sanity Serum to Zigmond?"
  • Narcotic: "Yeah, but it might be a long time before Zigmond and friends are able to recapture Gloword."
  • Celisus: "True. We'll have to find another master to help us bring Qui back to evil once again. Until then, let us hope that we are not-"
  • Hudson appeared the front of their ship holding Xandy!
  • Hudson: "POP GOES MR. HUDSON!?"
  • Celisus and Narcotic screamed!
  • Hudson tossed Xandy at them who backwords flipped and posed to do a judo kick!
  • Narcotic: "..... She's gonna hurt us for causing this mess, is she?"
  • Celisus: "Oh, most unfortunately certin."
  • Xandy epicly kicks through the windows!
  • Xandy: "HI-YA?!"
  • STARS FLY EVERYWHERE AS PUNCHING SOUNDS ARE HEARD AS WELL AS NARCOTIC AND CELISUS SCREAMING IN PAIN!?

Nexx Tower.

  • Clifton: "So let me get this straight: You and Warson PLANNED this?!"
  • Zosimo: "Well, you see, our own shorces told us that Glowrod was getting an unhealthy interest in the portal project I'm working with the Grand Council. So, Warson desided to use that as a means to test it out. It was a perfect way to test out it's weaknesses and strenghs."
  • Warson: "Alchourse, I didn't exactly predicted what Glowrod wanted with the teleporter until it was almost too late. I apologies for that, and I'll take for respondsability for almost making a mere madman worse. If it's any consulation, we knew you heroes would be able to stop Glowrod anyway. Though, I just wished it wasn't just these two you captured. (Points to a beaten up Celisus and Narcotic). Glowrod is still likely out there. He's ammuned to the poisons of the planet Xenaros, and given that Zigmond is still loyal to Qui's former flunkies' plan to make Glowrod less extreme, he's still bound to end up becoming the next potainional VA founder. We need to keep a stiff look out for Glowrod."
  • Samantha: "Indeed. He might consider magic as a problem next time, and he's still likely gunning for Qui, indirectly thanks to Celisus and Narcotic."
  • Warson: "But, I am, more or less thankful they've succeeded in weaken the Old Va forces' moral and scattered them away from the Secret Founders. They even got Corruption Co. and the Dark Radicals to leave them. But it also concerns us how easy the villains follow them. It's now more impourent to be on the look out for any more surprises then ever. Is that undnerstood, heroes?"
  • The Heroes Act saluted, included Nanobyte and Miami.
  • Warson: "..... I, trust the ract's a friend of yours?"
  • Nanobyte: "Oh yeah. Miami was a local vigilante that kept the peace in Pharagu and was Centa's way in keeping off the worse of Lighthead. Cool she joins?"
  • Warson: "I don't see why not. (Sniffs), OH! Just, be sure she takes a shower."
  • Miami: ".... Oops! SIlly me! I forgot to take my Ode De Pharagu off."
  • The Heroes laughed.

Meeting Room.

  • Naeem: "I believe it only seems fair we still help out Pharagu with the USRA's mistake. After all, this revolt happened because of how slow things were. We need to speed up the progress before a new Lighthead makes a new revolt happen."
  • Warson: "Why did you think I had Zosimo secretly use Glowrod's ambitions against him as a means for a test run? His teleporter could become a way to exsellerate the reducing of garbage."
  • Councilwoman Taleen: "Yeah, but, until I can be able to get ALL the USRA's approveal to de-declare Pharagu as a garbage dump planet, new garbage is always gonna show up."
  • Warson: "True, but it will still help exsellerate the process of healing the planet. Luckly, the USRA races understood that the situation was all because of the allience's mistake, and are more motivated then ever to make sure future Lightheads don't repeat this. So, we're all in agreement? Shall we approve for the Zosimo Teleporters to be used as means to litterally send garbage into the sun? (All the Councilors agreed) Good. Now without further delay, let us resume the meeting for UUniversal Reconstruction. The sooner we do that, the sooner we can help all the good people out."

Later...

  • Warson: (As several other people were setting in the Council Room, as well as the Lodgers and Heroes Act)... Well, everyone, after further delay, the meeting for our UUniverses' Reconstruction shall finally proceed as planned.
  • Icky: (Fell asleep)... So boring...
  • Warson: Now, let us sign the treaties to get all this started. Chairman Inin Qarrow, you shall come up first. (A yellow Rabodan appeared in front of the Council)
  • Lord Shen: Who is he?
  • Clifton: The chairman for the Currency Troupe. He's about to introduce a treaty to help the Troupe recover from it's control of the Villains Act.
  • Boss Wolf: How long is this meeting, exactly?
  • Clifton: Not that long, actually. All there is going to be is some treaty signatures, and a long conclusive speech.
  • Inin: Warson, I would like you to sign this treaty to help the Currency Troupe recover from years of being under the control of the Villains Act. People need their access to money again.
  • Warson: That they do. (Signs the treaty) I wish them luck.
  • Inin: Thank you, sir. I have been struggling to get the Troupe under control during the Villains Act's takeover even after it's disbanding. All they did was use it to buy a LOT of equipment and resources for war machines. It was TERRIBLY expensive.
  • Naeem: Well, consider it fixed, Mr. Qarrow. Who's next?
  • Icky: "This is gonna take awhile, is it?"
  • Magnum: Oh, don't worry about it. It'll be over before you know it.

Hero Hive, 1 hour later...

  • Crane: Well, that was only an hour. You were pretty much right.
  • Clifton: Yes, sorry, but look on the bright side, at least our worlds will be recovering quickly from now on.
  • Hudson: And... I'm at least glad I survived.
  • Xandy: Me, too. (Kisses him as he blushes) What do you say we celebrate with another sky-stunt performance?
  • Hudson: Oh, you know it, baby.
  • Sam: So... You guys going to find Glowrod soon and capture those escaped villains?
  • Vancer: Oh, we'll get them. They're out there somewhere being themselves, and I think we can handle it.
  • Quidilin: "Well, I'm alittle surprised Zigmond completely desided to forget the dept. I guess he did sort've change. But no doubt they're gonna look for Glowrod before anything else."
  • Samantha: Perhaps we can enlist the help of Axxus to help track down the Phantasy.
  • Xandy:... Huh?... I hadn't thought of that.
  • Lord Shen: "Let us not worry about them for now. We have a celebration in our midsts. I say halting a threat of garbage warfare was worthy of one."
  • Trixie was talking the Communicater.
  • Trixie: "Are you sure about this, Celestia? You know that guy's a nut and..... Ok, fine..... We'll see you then. (Hangs up). Shen, we may have to hang up the celebration for later. Celestia wants us to be with Sparkle for an impourent interview."
  • Icky: "With who?"
  • Trixie: "..... I'll give you a hint. His name is a play on "Predjudice"." (Everyone immediately groaned in frustration, knowing what that meant)
  • Xandy: What? Is there something wrong with this 'Prejudice' guy?
  • Gilda: Oh, it's quite a long story that we'd rather not get into. We need to leave back to our UUniverses now.
  • Lord Shen: We wish you luck at capturing those villains.... As well as your new relationships.
  • Xandy:... (She and Hudson kiss each other on the lips/beak)
  • Icky: And cut because we don't need to see that.

Epilogue

Skullian Prime

  • Architect watched everything.
  • Architect: "Hmmmm. A little flawed, but it's proof enough that Glowrod's no fool. He only failed because of his own crippling insanity. And perhaps, Titan was right to warn me not to have so much faith in those embarrising duo Celisus and Narcotic.... But they could be useful in unvaling new villains for my leasure of use."
  • ???: "You don't really need them that much, Monsure Architect."
  • Fem Fatal entered the room with fidgeting enforcers.
  • Fem Fatal: "I worry those two would only be relieable to a certain extent as long as their new "Master" doesn't push it. They'll just end up cowerding out again like just what they did to this Glowrod."
  • Architect: "Perhaps, but they are relieable with one thing only: They're magnitated to other villains. Villains for our useage. But I do agree that I don't need to SOLELY relie on those fools, espeically given their newfound.... Current predicerment."
  • Fem Fatal: "Anyway, I am not here to talk about those fools. I came here because a rouge from Equestia has came to talk business with you."
  • Architect: "A rouge, you say? Is he a pony? Cause you know they're not purely evil, they more, tainted at best. Many exsamples have proven that ponies can never be truely evil. Not even the likes of Starlight Glimmer, or that outdated beast slayer Pred Judu Des."
  • ???: "That's what I came to talk to you, about, Lord Architect."
  • A familier figure loomed from the shadows. It was Baku.
  • Architect: "Ahh, if it isn't the fallen luck dragon, Baku. I heard your silly little cousin Taiku became something of a celeberty. He's nothing but an overly-glorifived fool."
  • Baku: "Yeah, but he's family. Even if he rejected our true family name. Along with that idiot Haku. I wish he was still a prisoner of that old afterlife bathhouse witch!?"
  • Architect: "Quite. So, what is your interest with me? More impourently, how did you know about me?"
  • Baku: "Let's just say, Death Coffin wasn't truely alone when you and Titan gave him those cristails to turn him into some kind of freak. Too bad Coffin turned out to be true bonehead."
  • Architect: "I see. Your obviously a clever sort."
  • Baku: "I came to offer a propitsition. Take a break from going after the lougers for the change, and help the Mythic Creature Community Secret Fighters destroy Pred Judu Des. I want those christails you used for Coffin!"
  • Architect: "You want me to waste hard earn Illinos Christails, so you can end up risk becoming a trophy of a sad deludional beast hunter? Recreating more of the original I am keeping takes time and magic. If you expect a darkspawn of my caliber to even consider such a deal, it better be worth my time."
  • Baku: ".... Minosa McBeef, Plunder Drake!? Bring him in!?"
  • The doors open, as McBeef and Plunder Drake are seen dragging, to Fem, the Enforcers, and even Architect's surprise, the de-powered Tirek being made to wear a bag on his head.
  • Baku: "..... Give me the christails, and AFTER, we destroy Pred, Tirek is your reward."
  • Tirek (Muffled by the bag): "What is the meaning of this?! Is this a new form of torture from Celestia!? Isn't putting up with the annoyences of the Vultures of Tartarus enough?!"
  • McFlamus: "...... That's a hard bargin if I ever seen one."
  • Hellcat sighed annoyed.
  • Architect: "How, DARE you birbe with a fellow darkspawn just so you can force me to benifit your silly little horse hunt on-"
  • Baku: "AH-AH-AH! Taiku ain't the only Level 99 magic user here, Archy! I can just as easily sent Teer-butt back if I don't get results, demon! Surely, a few measly rocks are nothing compaired to having a fine exsample of your demon work back on your side again. He could potionally be a worthy vanguard."
  • Steel Wind: "HA?! Like one of the nastiest demons ever is going to bow to this threat, you sad ugly-"
  • Architect: "Name your terms."
  • Steel Wind: "Wha....."
  • Plotting Twister: ".... WHAT A TWIST?! (Spins in an uncomfertable twist, disterbing Baku)"
  • Baku: "..... Right. First of all. I want myself, McBeef, Plunder Drake, and Scarline, who isn't here, to be given the power of those mythos christails your making. I want to be able to make Pred suffer for his crimes against our community. It's more impourent then ever so, since what was gonna be our tecknowagey benufactor, Toron, ended up being lost to us thanks to, complincations in the badlands. Secondly, we also want to borrow your enforcer guys so we have something to distract the annoying misfit lougers. And finally, we want you to send your bodyguard friends to kill off the Unicorn Council, AND the slayer defending Elements of Harmony Barers!? Follow those to the letter, and we'll donate Tirek to Skullian Prime as gratatude for your services."
  • Architect: "Hmm..... I was always an exspearimental type. Very well, Baku. Your terms are accepted. Kronma, Makorn."
  • Kronma and Makorn, the armored Darkspawn Ogres, appeared.
  • Architect: "I have an assignment for you. You are to momentarly serve Baku on his aim to destroy a hated foe of his. Keep an eye on Tirek most of all, and be ready to do what it is nessersary to make sure he's ours, one way or another."
  • The two nodded in obedience.
  • Fem Fatal: "Monsure Architect, The Enforcers of Wickedness are still not properly trained!"
  • Architect: "Then consider this a chance to redeem the embarrisment of what originally happened with Amutt. Be warned that I'll alarm Titan of any defience on something, even minorly understandable."
  • Fem Fatal sighed.
  • Fem Fatal: "Enforcers, your orders are the same as Architect's bodyguards. Don't, screw this up!"
  • Steel Wind: "We shall NOT mess up this time, mi'lady!"
  • A scrawny darkspawn servent gave Backu the christails he wants.
  • Baku: "(Cackles evily as he takes the christails). You truely are a wise demon. We'll, keep Tirek with us until our plan is seen through. But I do believe this is a start of a beautiful.... Partnership."
  • Baku millaterry signils Plunder Drake and McBeef to leave with a still bagged Tirek, with Kronma and Makorn cautiously following, as does the enforcers.
  • Fem Fatal: "..... Architect, please tell me you don't really trust thise fool would succeed, do you?"
  • Architect: "Worry not. I am careful enough to not exact TRUE faith in him. And he clearly knows better to truely trust a demon. He's far less then likely to make himself a disgrace to his previous community to free Tirek to Skullian Prime, not to mention that this is too good to be true. Tartarus is a litterally hell to escape and break out from ever since Junjie's idiotcy! But still, he is also an oppertunity that his sceme could inadvertingly bring forth an end to both the Lougers AND Equestia."
  • Fem Fatal: "..... Should I, make sure Titan knows to erase the fools memory just in case he would aim to expose us as punishment for ineditable failure?"
  • Architect: "I trust he has ways to already knowing prior, the clever serpent. And I trust, he already plans to "watch my back" as he would say."
  • Fem Fatal: "May I further investigate this more so it doesn't turn out to be a scam to make us kill an idiot hunter for nothing of true gain?"
  • Architect: "You may. I worry Kronma and Makorn would be too distracted doing fool's work from a fool. Investigate this further. I doubt even a level 99 fallen luck dragon would be able to surpass the might of Tartarus. Avoid, being seen."
  • Fem Fatal: "Already a plan."
  • Fem Fatal leaves, as the camera moves to Baku leaving the ruined lair of Architect, as he started to laugh evily as he moves closer to the camera as it fades, showing only angry red eyes.

Fin?

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