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==Fan-made Transcript==
 
==Fan-made Transcript==
 
'''(Gary Come Home Theme)'''
 
'''(Gary Come Home Theme)'''
 
 
==='''Chapter 1: A Race Gone Wrong!'''===
 
==='''Chapter 1: A Race Gone Wrong!'''===
 
[[File:Sponge Bob Krabby Patties (Robot Chicken)|thumb|right|255px|Funny Video]]Dragon Temple
 
[[File:Sponge Bob Krabby Patties (Robot Chicken)|thumb|right|255px|Funny Video]]Dragon Temple
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*Marty: I hear music coming on!
 
*Marty: I hear music coming on!
 
Outside of the Dragon Realms
 
Outside of the Dragon Realms
 
 
[[File:Brother Bear 2- Welcome to this Day with Download Link!!!|thumb|right|300px]]
 
[[File:Brother Bear 2- Welcome to this Day with Download Link!!!|thumb|right|300px]]
 
*Lord Shen: (Kairi rides on Spyro with Sparx following behind them as ''Welcome to this Day'' by Melissa Etheridge plays in the background while they fly through the Dragon Realms about to leave for Equestria. Lord Shen watches them as Boss Wolf comes in) Isn't this an incredable sight, Wolf?
 
*Lord Shen: (Kairi rides on Spyro with Sparx following behind them as ''Welcome to this Day'' by Melissa Etheridge plays in the background while they fly through the Dragon Realms about to leave for Equestria. Lord Shen watches them as Boss Wolf comes in) Isn't this an incredable sight, Wolf?
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*Spyro and Sparx: Babysitter?
 
*Spyro and Sparx: Babysitter?
 
*Kairi: Uh..... I didn't tell you guys?
 
*Kairi: Uh..... I didn't tell you guys?
 
 
==='''Chapter 2: Gary Comes to the Temple'''===
 
==='''Chapter 2: Gary Comes to the Temple'''===
 
The Temple
 
The Temple
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*Peter: No! I'm doing it! I'm gonna do a big Jump off! (Jumps of the swing swing set but falls and hurts himself) AH! Get Mom!
 
*Peter: No! I'm doing it! I'm gonna do a big Jump off! (Jumps of the swing swing set but falls and hurts himself) AH! Get Mom!
 
*Stewie: MOM! MOM! MOM!
 
*Stewie: MOM! MOM! MOM!
 
 
after family guy flashback
 
after family guy flashback
 
*Marty: "I wonder how the others are doing?"
 
*Marty: "I wonder how the others are doing?"
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*Spongebob: Spyro, Kairi, dont let me down. Gary's life is in yours and Tyro's hands now.
 
*Spongebob: Spyro, Kairi, dont let me down. Gary's life is in yours and Tyro's hands now.
 
*Celestia: Let's hope this is enough.
 
*Celestia: Let's hope this is enough.
 
 
==='''Chapter 3: Spyro and Kairi's Subconscious'''===
 
==='''Chapter 3: Spyro and Kairi's Subconscious'''===
 
*Kairi and Spyro woke up.
 
*Kairi and Spyro woke up.
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*Transparent Celestia: COWARDS!!!
 
*Transparent Celestia: COWARDS!!!
 
*Tyro: The nerve of that snake Brother of Mine! He and that witch must to have suckers tatooed on Spyro and Kairi's fourheads!
 
*Tyro: The nerve of that snake Brother of Mine! He and that witch must to have suckers tatooed on Spyro and Kairi's fourheads!
 
 
==='''Chapter 4: The Search for Two Snails Begins'''===
 
==='''Chapter 4: The Search for Two Snails Begins'''===
 
*Kairi and Spyro awoke.
 
*Kairi and Spyro awoke.
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*Merlin: Please, Ignitus! I love to see a little child happy!
 
*Merlin: Please, Ignitus! I love to see a little child happy!
 
*Scootaloo: Let's go back and get Kairi!
 
*Scootaloo: Let's go back and get Kairi!
 
 
==='''Chapter 5: The Rotten Le Flour'''===
 
==='''Chapter 5: The Rotten Le Flour'''===
 
Paris, France
 
Paris, France
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Dragon Realms- Gas Station
 
Dragon Realms- Gas Station
 
*Spongebob and Patrick: (Singing) Oh Im a Goofy Goober Yeah, Your a Goofy Goober Yeah, We're all Goofy Goobers Yeah, Goofy, Goofy, Goober, Goobers YEAH!!!
 
*Spongebob and Patrick: (Singing) Oh Im a Goofy Goober Yeah, Your a Goofy Goober Yeah, We're all Goofy Goobers Yeah, Goofy, Goofy, Goober, Goobers YEAH!!!
 
 
*Spike: (Singing) Oh I'm a Goofy Goober...
 
*Spike: (Singing) Oh I'm a Goofy Goober...
 
*Twilight, Iago and Icky: Spike!
 
*Twilight, Iago and Icky: Spike!
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*Pierre- That's a good flamant! (French: flamingo!) Now se remettre au travail! (French: Get back to work!) (Alexandra and Archy leave) Now, my little apéritif, you shall make a great snail special for Count Vladamer! (Laughs) Je ne suis jamais être arrêté à nouveau! (French: I'll never be shut down again!)
 
*Pierre- That's a good flamant! (French: flamingo!) Now se remettre au travail! (French: Get back to work!) (Alexandra and Archy leave) Now, my little apéritif, you shall make a great snail special for Count Vladamer! (Laughs) Je ne suis jamais être arrêté à nouveau! (French: I'll never be shut down again!)
 
*Gary-...Meow?
 
*Gary-...Meow?
 
 
==='''Chapter 6: The Plot Thickens...And It Needs To Lose Weight'''===
 
==='''Chapter 6: The Plot Thickens...And It Needs To Lose Weight'''===
 
 
Meanwhile in the Shell Louge Squad Fan somewhere in space
 
Meanwhile in the Shell Louge Squad Fan somewhere in space
 
*Spyro: Dodo, progress report on Slimball's location?
 
*Spyro: Dodo, progress report on Slimball's location?
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*Cynder: Yeah.
 
*Cynder: Yeah.
 
*Lord Shen (thinking): "I don't know what's going on? Eventally i realised Cobra isn't behind this, cause then Cynder would be in Avatar Cynder form, and also, he would't bother corrupting the rest, being the self-impourent ingreat he is! Who else could it be? Nefarious? No, he's a twat. The dark dragon? No, too "more interested to destroy us then convert us" kinda guy. That Hank character? No, because Sandy is with them. that kung fu fox guy i heard about once who wants to get rid of the Square-One? oh, what was his name? nah, then Shifu would've been imprisoned with me. Then who?!"
 
*Lord Shen (thinking): "I don't know what's going on? Eventally i realised Cobra isn't behind this, cause then Cynder would be in Avatar Cynder form, and also, he would't bother corrupting the rest, being the self-impourent ingreat he is! Who else could it be? Nefarious? No, he's a twat. The dark dragon? No, too "more interested to destroy us then convert us" kinda guy. That Hank character? No, because Sandy is with them. that kung fu fox guy i heard about once who wants to get rid of the Square-One? oh, what was his name? nah, then Shifu would've been imprisoned with me. Then who?!"
 
 
Paris France- Inerpol HQ
 
Paris France- Inerpol HQ
 
 
*Jaq: Thank you all for coming to this meeting evreyone. I called you all here is because that we got a serious situation regarding that pevert phsycho pathic con-snake Frances Le Flour. That villainous pervy bastard and his cohords have done it again!
 
*Jaq: Thank you all for coming to this meeting evreyone. I called you all here is because that we got a serious situation regarding that pevert phsycho pathic con-snake Frances Le Flour. That villainous pervy bastard and his cohords have done it again!
 
*Evreyone Gasps in concern.
 
*Evreyone Gasps in concern.
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*Dr. Nefarious: Oh, ya think?!
 
*Dr. Nefarious: Oh, ya think?!
 
The Cooper Van
 
The Cooper Van
 
 
*Sly: (Sigh) That was too close for comfort dont you think guys?
 
*Sly: (Sigh) That was too close for comfort dont you think guys?
 
*Icky: "Ok, any reason you just helped us back there? It's Just Ne-Dork-ious, even Patrick could've took down those clowns easy!"
 
*Icky: "Ok, any reason you just helped us back there? It's Just Ne-Dork-ious, even Patrick could've took down those clowns easy!"
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*Icky: "What are you gonna do, dress in drag and sing "Diamonds are a girls best friend" from Moulin Rouge?"
 
*Icky: "What are you gonna do, dress in drag and sing "Diamonds are a girls best friend" from Moulin Rouge?"
 
[[File:Diamonds are a Girls Best Friend|thumb|center|335px]]
 
[[File:Diamonds are a Girls Best Friend|thumb|center|335px]]
 
 
 
After the Song ends and the Heroes are out
 
After the Song ends and the Heroes are out
 
 
*Sly: Well, Twilight's little musical worked like a dream cause look what I got. (Shows the keys)
 
*Sly: Well, Twilight's little musical worked like a dream cause look what I got. (Shows the keys)
 
*Spongebob: The Keys! Shhh! (takes them)
 
*Spongebob: The Keys! Shhh! (takes them)
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*Palamon: Mr Ornithorynque, will Mimi be ok?
 
*Palamon: Mr Ornithorynque, will Mimi be ok?
 
*Jaq: "To be honest, it depends on how fast we act! now, to the base, ASAP!"
 
*Jaq: "To be honest, it depends on how fast we act! now, to the base, ASAP!"
 
 
==='''Chapter 7: Count Vladamer'''===
 
==='''Chapter 7: Count Vladamer'''===
 
A big mansion.
 
A big mansion.
 
 
*A shadow looms over the window. It was a <span style="line-height:21px;">Vlad from the CGI movie "Horton hears a who" wearing a </span>black tuxedo<span style="line-height:21px;">, a top </span>hat<span style="line-height:21px;">, a black leather cape and holds a siver cane.</span>
 
*A shadow looms over the window. It was a <span style="line-height:21px;">Vlad from the CGI movie "Horton hears a who" wearing a </span>black tuxedo<span style="line-height:21px;">, a top </span>hat<span style="line-height:21px;">, a black leather cape and holds a siver cane.</span>
 
*A butler: "Count Vladamer?"
 
*A butler: "Count Vladamer?"
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*(Vladamer sings the Ballad of Farquaad)
 
*(Vladamer sings the Ballad of Farquaad)
 
[[File:Shrek The Musical ~ The Ballad of Farquaad ~ Original Broadway Cast|thumb|right|340px]]
 
[[File:Shrek The Musical ~ The Ballad of Farquaad ~ Original Broadway Cast|thumb|right|340px]]
 
 
==='''Chapter 8: Route to Europe and a Musical in the East'''===
 
==='''Chapter 8: Route to Europe and a Musical in the East'''===
 
 
The Cooper Van Flying Somewhere in the Sky thanks to Genie's Magic
 
The Cooper Van Flying Somewhere in the Sky thanks to Genie's Magic
 
*Spongebob's group are laughing and dancing while Diamonds are A Girl's Best Friend is playing while Murry drives the Van to Europe.
 
*Spongebob's group are laughing and dancing while Diamonds are A Girl's Best Friend is playing while Murry drives the Van to Europe.
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*Icky: Let's do this! Hit the music, Mistro!
 
*Icky: Let's do this! Hit the music, Mistro!
 
(You and I are So Awfully Diffrent from Family Guy Plays.)
 
(You and I are So Awfully Diffrent from Family Guy Plays.)
 
 
[[File:You and I are So Awfully Different lyrics|full|center|335 px]]
 
[[File:You and I are So Awfully Different lyrics|full|center|335 px]]
 
*Camel Seller: "Your song is approved."
 
*Camel Seller: "Your song is approved."
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*Twilight- Right!
 
*Twilight- Right!
 
*Icky- Let's bail! (group leave the village on their camels)
 
*Icky- Let's bail! (group leave the village on their camels)
 
 
==='''Chapter 9: Things Get Dramatic'''===
 
==='''Chapter 9: Things Get Dramatic'''===
 
Paris- Frances' Lair
 
Paris- Frances' Lair
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*Sly: Ok guys, While Twilight deals with that Lyson guy, lets give Simba, Timon, Pumbaa and that little snail a hand.
 
*Sly: Ok guys, While Twilight deals with that Lyson guy, lets give Simba, Timon, Pumbaa and that little snail a hand.
 
(Bad reputation plays (i swear this was added in before. oh well.)
 
(Bad reputation plays (i swear this was added in before. oh well.)
 
 
[[File:Shrek Soundtrack 6. Halfcocked - Bad Reputation|thumb|right|300px]]
 
[[File:Shrek Soundtrack 6. Halfcocked - Bad Reputation|thumb|right|300px]]
 
*Galdiator Lions and Lionesses charge at Twilight!
 
*Galdiator Lions and Lionesses charge at Twilight!
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*The Titan grabs Spongebob's group!
 
*The Titan grabs Spongebob's group!
 
*They scream, as the Titan walks off, grip so powerful, and Spongebob's gruop so afraid, they are helpless to do a thing, as the Titan vanishes into the background.
 
*They scream, as the Titan walks off, grip so powerful, and Spongebob's gruop so afraid, they are helpless to do a thing, as the Titan vanishes into the background.
 
 
==='''Chapter 10: The Lair of the Titan.'''===
 
==='''Chapter 10: The Lair of the Titan.'''===
 
*Spongebob and friends were sleeping, then they wake up.
 
*Spongebob and friends were sleeping, then they wake up.
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*Riku: "Oh great, looks like we're on our own on actselly defeating this thing!"
 
*Riku: "Oh great, looks like we're on our own on actselly defeating this thing!"
 
*Igor-Chula: "Is that so? (he mishapen creatures are also seen) Would you like some assitence?"
 
*Igor-Chula: "Is that so? (he mishapen creatures are also seen) Would you like some assitence?"
 
 
==='''Chapter 11: Spongebob Gets a clue.'''===
 
==='''Chapter 11: Spongebob Gets a clue.'''===
 
Germany
 
Germany
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*Leader: "Allow me to explain what we do here."
 
*Leader: "Allow me to explain what we do here."
 
(Leader and the converters will sing this song.)
 
(Leader and the converters will sing this song.)
 
 
[[File:The Spanish Inquisition - Mel Brooks|full|center|335 px]]
 
[[File:The Spanish Inquisition - Mel Brooks|full|center|335 px]]
 
 
 
 
*Spongebob: (Gulps then speaks to the Leader) Love your little song guys but, Shen is not with us. The Rest of my friends have found another way to cure Shen of his Snail hating Behavior. So this entire mess were in was just a big misunderstanding. So why dont you consider letting us go and forget this "capture" thing ever happened. No harm no foul right?
 
*Spongebob: (Gulps then speaks to the Leader) Love your little song guys but, Shen is not with us. The Rest of my friends have found another way to cure Shen of his Snail hating Behavior. So this entire mess were in was just a big misunderstanding. So why dont you consider letting us go and forget this "capture" thing ever happened. No harm no foul right?
 
*Leader: "Clearly your lying! No snail hater can be cured that easy! No! torture is the way to go! if not, hey, you can always just kill them! Because Snail Haters have no right to have an opinion!"
 
*Leader: "Clearly your lying! No snail hater can be cured that easy! No! torture is the way to go! if not, hey, you can always just kill them! Because Snail Haters have no right to have an opinion!"
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*Tyro: Well guys, our work here is done.
 
*Tyro: Well guys, our work here is done.
 
*Oogway: Indeed. and Shelluon will tie up the loose ends.
 
*Oogway: Indeed. and Shelluon will tie up the loose ends.
 
 
==='''Chapter 12: Learning a Hard Lesson'''===
 
==='''Chapter 12: Learning a Hard Lesson'''===
 
Slimeball- Lord Shelloun's Castle
 
Slimeball- Lord Shelloun's Castle
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*Icky: Hit it Mistro!
 
*Icky: Hit it Mistro!
 
Road To Rhode Island from Family guy plays.
 
Road To Rhode Island from Family guy plays.
 
 
[[File:Family Guy - Road To Rhode Island (HD)|full|center|335 px]]
 
[[File:Family Guy - Road To Rhode Island (HD)|full|center|335 px]]
 
 
afterwords.
 
afterwords.
 
*Icky: "Oh that was great!"
 
*Icky: "Oh that was great!"
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*POOF
 
*POOF
 
*Everyone is gone!
 
*Everyone is gone!
 
 
==='''Chapter 13:''' '''Finding Gary Begins'''===
 
==='''Chapter 13:''' '''Finding Gary Begins'''===
 
The hospital.
 
The hospital.
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*Pig: "THANKS FOR THE POPCORN, DUKE!"
 
*Pig: "THANKS FOR THE POPCORN, DUKE!"
 
*Kairi sees the events in Germany.
 
*Kairi sees the events in Germany.
 
 
*Pinkie: After the secret was exposed. Nothing prepared Icky for what happened next.
 
*Pinkie: After the secret was exposed. Nothing prepared Icky for what happened next.
 
*Kairi: "Oh boy, sounds like trouble."
 
*Kairi: "Oh boy, sounds like trouble."
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*Icky: "Good, good, your all fine. Now, let me ask you something, Ozzie boy. Is Deces really worth, betraying your fellow man and woman? Think about it."
 
*Icky: "Good, good, your all fine. Now, let me ask you something, Ozzie boy. Is Deces really worth, betraying your fellow man and woman? Think about it."
 
(this song plays.)
 
(this song plays.)
 
 
[[File:Brotherhood of Man - How to Succeed (Daniel Radcliffe) - Letterman May 20, 2011|thumb|right|300px]]
 
[[File:Brotherhood of Man - How to Succeed (Daniel Radcliffe) - Letterman May 20, 2011|thumb|right|300px]]
 
*Ozzie: Woah you guys are good.
 
*Ozzie: Woah you guys are good.
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*Sly: "It just can't be helped."
 
*Sly: "It just can't be helped."
 
*Patrick: "I hoped Mimi can last a little while longer."
 
*Patrick: "I hoped Mimi can last a little while longer."
 
 
==='''Chapter 14: The Ammomimus Benufacteror of Slimeball Exposed!'''===
 
==='''Chapter 14: The Ammomimus Benufacteror of Slimeball Exposed!'''===
 
Snailian castle.
 
Snailian castle.
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*Slimekur: "And no more will i be an adviser to my bumbleing nefpews. and soon, i will be free of both thankless jobs of adviser, and secret cult leader, and finally be king, and the savior of our kind, and end the era of hate!"
 
*Slimekur: "And no more will i be an adviser to my bumbleing nefpews. and soon, i will be free of both thankless jobs of adviser, and secret cult leader, and finally be king, and the savior of our kind, and end the era of hate!"
 
(this song plays)
 
(this song plays)
 
 
[[File:Repo! The Genetic Opera - Thankless Job|thumb|right|300px]]
 
[[File:Repo! The Genetic Opera - Thankless Job|thumb|right|300px]]
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
In the streets of Paris
 
In the streets of Paris
 
*Spongebob: (Tearing) Great, I'm letting my beloved pet die and let Kairi down by saving my friends and doing the right thing. But Simba is right. His sacrivice is not gonna be in vain. at least, our friends are gonna be saved.
 
*Spongebob: (Tearing) Great, I'm letting my beloved pet die and let Kairi down by saving my friends and doing the right thing. But Simba is right. His sacrivice is not gonna be in vain. at least, our friends are gonna be saved.
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*Gantu: Release Slimeson and his soilders boys. They where forced into this and should be allowed to go free.
 
*Gantu: Release Slimeson and his soilders boys. They where forced into this and should be allowed to go free.
 
*Spyro: And you guys better make amends to Shelloun and Slimer when we get back to the castle ok?
 
*Spyro: And you guys better make amends to Shelloun and Slimer when we get back to the castle ok?
 
 
==='''Chapter 15''': '''Rescued from Harrasment'''===
 
==='''Chapter 15''': '''Rescued from Harrasment'''===
 
 
Friday, the warhouse.
 
Friday, the warhouse.
 
*Spongebob is tied up in web.
 
*Spongebob is tied up in web.
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*Madam Deces: "My desire for money over-comes me. (shoots web to trap Spongebob's group) so i will deal with you twats later. I have an auction to run."
 
*Madam Deces: "My desire for money over-comes me. (shoots web to trap Spongebob's group) so i will deal with you twats later. I have an auction to run."
 
(this song plays)
 
(this song plays)
 
 
[[File:The Real Ludmilla - Catherine O'Hara|thumb|right|300px]]
 
[[File:The Real Ludmilla - Catherine O'Hara|thumb|right|300px]]
 
*The Inerpol Group arrive at Deces Warehouse with Rainbow Dash leading the way.
 
*The Inerpol Group arrive at Deces Warehouse with Rainbow Dash leading the way.
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*Patrick- Whoa! What happened?
 
*Patrick- Whoa! What happened?
 
*SpongeBob- OH, THANK GOD, WE'VE MADE IT!
 
*SpongeBob- OH, THANK GOD, WE'VE MADE IT!
 
 
==='''Chapter 16''': '''Showdown with a Really Scary Food Critic Vulture'''===
 
==='''Chapter 16''': '''Showdown with a Really Scary Food Critic Vulture'''===
 
Pierre's restaurent.
 
Pierre's restaurent.
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*Spike: "I wonder when Pierre's pizza is gonna come?"
 
*Spike: "I wonder when Pierre's pizza is gonna come?"
 
*Twilight: "Oh Spike, always thinking about food."
 
*Twilight: "Oh Spike, always thinking about food."
 
 
==='''Epilogue'''===
 
==='''Epilogue'''===
 
days later.
 
days later.
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*Trixie: "Oh hardy har har!"
 
*Trixie: "Oh hardy har har!"
 
somewhere in London.
 
somewhere in London.
 
 
*Spongebob's Group where sitting to watch Photo Finish's Fashion Show.
 
*Spongebob's Group where sitting to watch Photo Finish's Fashion Show.
 
*Spongebob: Boy, I had a great time in Europe right guys.
 
*Spongebob: Boy, I had a great time in Europe right guys.
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*The Certain opens to reveal Mimi in beautiful diffrent colorful versions of her princess dress.
 
*The Certain opens to reveal Mimi in beautiful diffrent colorful versions of her princess dress.
 
*as well as the other girls, in varberet, beautiful colors on dresses as the rephrase of welcome to this day plays.
 
*as well as the other girls, in varberet, beautiful colors on dresses as the rephrase of welcome to this day plays.
 
 
[[File:Brother Bear 2 - Welcome to this day (reprise)|full|center|335 px]]*after song.
 
[[File:Brother Bear 2 - Welcome to this day (reprise)|full|center|335 px]]*after song.
 
*Iago: "Now that's, how you end a show."
 
*Iago: "Now that's, how you end a show."

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An All-Out French Experience With Gary

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Spongebob has brough in Gary as a surpirse for Kairi and the other lougers, but it didn't turn out well like originally planed. Gary is made to be sent away because Lord Shen had a tragic exspearence with a space snail named Lord Shelluon, which caused Gary to run away on his own with some buss passes to Bikini Bottom while Chef Pierre Sailas, a french accent toad who runs a 5 star gourmet restaurant in Paris France plans to turn Gary into the propular french snail eating delicacy escargot for a really scary food critic vulture named Count Vladamer which sends Spongebob, Patrick, Icky, Iago, Twilight and Spike on a high flying adventure across Europe to save Gary while Rainbow Dash and Fluttershy vaction in Paris with Brandy and Mimi on an all expenses-paied shopping spree in france, but dashed by a Con-snake named Frances le Flour, and his henchmen, Mante and Ane, under the service of a mysterious dark arts soucceress named Madam Deces. In the meanwhile, Celestia and the others take Shen to face his demons to the planet Slimeball, the last reported sighting of Shelluon, under Tyro's wise guidence to make Shen stop being an Anti-Snailtight, to either force Shelluon to make amends or just get even with him. What became of the now "Lord Shelluon" may just surprased them. and a much bigger surprise is, that Spongebob is the one with the problem, that he can't chose one loved one over another. can a very clever High Council secret and Icky's own wacky mind set him stright of what he did is wrong, and no one is more impourent then the other, and that all is his family, no matter what?

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(Gary Come Home Theme)

Chapter 1: A Race Gone Wrong!

Sponge_Bob_Krabby_Patties_(Robot_Chicken)

Sponge Bob Krabby Patties (Robot Chicken)

Funny Video

Dragon Temple

  • Icky: (He, Iago, and Gilda laugh at a funny clip on YouTube)
  • Private: Hey, guys! What'cha watching?
  • Iago: Oh, Private, glad you're here! You gotta see this funny clip of SpongeBob on Robot Chicken!
  • Private: You mean that stop-motion show made by Seth Green?
  • Icky: Yes, that's it!
  • Private: Well, that sounds pretty interesting, as long as SpongeBob's in it...(Watching clip, and busts out laughing, along with Icky, Iago, and Gilda)
  • Gilda: This clip is so funny, I'm gonna like it! (Clicks 'Like' on Youtube clip)
  • Private: You know something about this, guys? Have you wondered how SpongeBob would react if he saw this clip?
  • Iago: Huh? Well, we haven't actually thought of that!
  • Icky: Well, let's just try to keep this a secret, okay?
  • Others: Agreed! (All 4 watch funny clip again and start laughing until SpongeBob appears)
  • SpongeBob: What's so funny, guys?
  • Icky: Uh...you wouldn't find it funny, SpongeBob.
  • SpongeBob: Oh, phhbt, what're you talking about? I'm SpongeBob SquarePants! I have a great sense of humor!
  • Gilda: Well, uh...you really shouldn't see this anyway.
  • SpongeBob: Oh, come on! It should be worth a chuckle or two!
  • Icky: Well, alright, but just don't freak out once you see it.
  • SpongeBob: Oh, please! I don't freak out at anything! (Plays video, and sees it, and after the video is finished, SpongeBob's jaw drops, and his expression freezes)
  • Private: Uh...SpongeBob? Hello? SpongeBob?
  • Icky: Maybe we never should've shown him this.
  • Iago: But it was still funny, though, right?
  • Gilda: Well, at least nobody else saw it--
  • Mr. Krabs: Ahoy there, boys! (All 4 scream) Say, what's SpongeBob watching? Scooch over! (Sees video, and HIS expression freezes)
  • Gilda: Oh, for Heaven's sake!
  • Mr. Krabs- Me Krabby Patties are NOT made out of crabs! I demand to know who posted these lies!
  • Iago: (To Audience) Sorry you kids had to see that video since this is a kids show.
  • Icky: Kairi, you totally gotta come see this! (Sees Kairi's bedroom empty)
  • Spongebob- Hey where is she? No Princess of Hearts should be up early this morning.
  • Sandy: Woah, easy, Warden! The girl ain't on lockdown.
  • Spongebob: (Sees Alex and Marty come in) Guys, have you see Kairi anywhere?
  • Gilda: Yeah and not only that but the purple dude's gone, too.
  • Alex: Well, you see, they went to, shall we say, spend some quality time together.
  • Marty: I hear music coming on!

Outside of the Dragon Realms

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  • Lord Shen: (Kairi rides on Spyro with Sparx following behind them as Welcome to this Day by Melissa Etheridge plays in the background while they fly through the Dragon Realms about to leave for Equestria. Lord Shen watches them as Boss Wolf comes in) Isn't this an incredable sight, Wolf?
  • Boss Wolf: That Kairi managed to sit on Spyro even though Spyro's not strong enough or big enough for that dispite the fact he is a teenage dragon in the third Legend of Spyro Game?
  • Lord Shen: I meant something else, but that's good, too.
  • Shrek: Well, Kairi is one brave kid, am I right, Puss?
  • Puss: I know. This is a sight of sights. Already their minds have become one!
  • Donkey: Hey, whoa, whoa, whoa, if she or any of us need an expert on licking ourselves, we'll give you a call!

Up High

  • Spyro: Okay, Kairi, you ready to try that new trick Hiccup and Toohless taught us?
  • Kairi: But I'm not on a sa--
  • Sparx: Kairi, a little word of advice to ya: You don't even need a saddle to pull off a stunt or two.
  • Kairi: I just don't think it's a good idea to-- WHOOOOOOAAAAAARRRGGH! (Spyro went out to do a stunt while Kairi hangs on for dear life)...Oh...my...gosh! THAT WAS INCREDIBLE!!! LET'S GO AGAIN!!!
  • Spyro: Okay, but let's at least show this to Rainbow Dash and the rest of her friends.
  • Sparx: You know this is a perfect time to go flying cause of this strong wind and Kairi, since you eluded Anima with the rocket pack Icky gave ya, you should be getting out flying more. Gets you in good shape.
  • Kairi: Ok, still, why did Icky think blasting me off like that would help?
  • Sparx: Yeah, not really famous for being a strong thinker.
  • Spyro: Yeah, that was pretty idiotic of him. Patrick would've done worse. But it is true, we should go flying more often.
  • Sparx: Well, what are you guys waiting for? Let's get to Ponyville!
  • Spyro: Right, hang on tight, Kairi!
  • Kairi: But that's like really far away from the Dragon Temple! Ponyville, let alone Equestia, is in another world!
  • Spyro: Dont worry! Ignitus gave me a World-Transporter Omnitrix like Leo's but filled with dragon magic so we can go to any world we wanna go.
  • Sparx: Aren't you still learning that thing? Remember the last time you used that thing and we ended up in the planet of the amazon raptors?

Past

  • Amazon Raptor Chief: The Purple Dragon will be forced to marry me, and the other men and weak woman will be executed...(Lodgers gasped)...by Snu Snu!
  • Icky: Who the heck is Snu Snu? (Massive footsteps are heard as a huge, fat Amazon Raptor appears)
  • Amazon Raptor Chief: THAT'S Snu Snu, genius!
  • Girl Sora: Snu Snu my butt! That girl's is HUGE!
  • Snu Snu: Snu Snu take that as compliment.
  • Iago: You and your big mouth, Icky!

Present

  • Sparx: Good thing Celestia came and kicked the Chief's butt after that. He was gonna have Shen for lunch!
  • Spyro: I know, but I've learned how to use it more effectively, so I think we'll have no problem.
  • Kairi: Yeah, I guess your right. Ok Spyro, let's head for Equestria!
  • Spyro: Alright, here it goes!
  • Sparx: Here we go! (Spyro presses down on the Omnitrix and all of the dragon magic teleports them)

Equestria

  • Sparx: (Gang teleport to Equestria) Oh, sweet! It worked for once. And not a Amazon Raptor in sight!
  • Familiar Voice: Hey guys! Mind if I join your flying?
  • Sparx: Hey, Rainbow Dash! Look who's here to PAR-TAY!
  • Rainbow Dash: I bet I can beat you guys to Twilght's in a race!
  • Sparx: Oh, you are so on, Speedy!
  • Spyro and Kairi: Sparx!
  • Sparx: What? What's wrong with having a little fun?
  • Rainbow Dash: Yeah! Besides, this will be as fun as the time we beat Tantor in that Game of tug-of-war with the females of the Lodge. Not to mention when Susan sat on Icky again.

Past

  • Icky (Under Susan's Butt): (Muffled) I hate it when this happens. (The girls are tug-of-waring against Tantor)
  • Tantor- Yaaahh! So much pressure! Can't handle...extreme strength!

Present

  • Rainbow Dash: I'd go into the details, but I've got a race to win! See you at the finish, dragon-boy! (ZOOM!)
  • Spyro: Hang on tight, Kairi! We're taking a shortcut! (Flys at a high speed to the river area, Meanwhile, miles down the river, Fluttershy is tending to her forest animal friends at the river)
  • Fluttershy: Okay, Mr. Beaver, one more piece of wood and your dam will be all ready for the coming winter. (The beaver chatters happily)
  • Sparx: Guys, there's a dam at 12:00! (Sees the dam up ahead)
  • Spyro: Kairi, you might wanna hang on tighter.
  • Kairi: Wait, you're not blowing up that dam with your flame bomb are you?
  • Spyro: And cause a forestfire? No way! I got in trouble with Smokey the Bear for that! I'm gonna ram it!
  • Kairi and Sparx: WHAT?!?
  • Sparx: Oh, crap, I can't look! (Covers his eyes)
  • Kairi: Me neither! (Covers her eyes as well)
  • Spyro: Here we go! (Prepares to ram the dam) BRAAAACCCCE FOR IMMMPAAACCT!
  • Kairi: I'M BRACING! (Spyro brakes through the dam like a torpedo, casuing all the water to flow, getting Spyro, Sparx and Kairi wet while all of the animals scatter in all directions)
  • Fluttershy:...(Starts crying)
  • Kairi: Aw, Spyro! Look what you did! Now we gotta help Fluttershy get the dam repaired!
  • Spyro: But what about the race?
  • Kairi: I SAID MAKE AMENDS WITH FLUTTERSHY NOW! (Sparx and Spyro made scared faces as birds fly out of the tree tops)

10 minutes of dam reparing later...

  • Spyro: Sorry about all the trouble we caused, Fluttershy! I hope we didn't hurt you.
  • Fluttershy: It's alright. At least the dam's repaired. I guess the beavers can handle the rest.
  • Sparx: So Kairi? When did you learn to go all scary like that?
  • Kairi: It helps when your step-uncle's a former Chinese warlord.
  • Spyro: But right now, I'm sure Rainbow Dash beat us.

Meanwhile...

  • Rainbow Dash: (Zipped up to Twilight's house in a flash) YEAH! I love it when I win! (Spyro, Kairi, and Sparx finally appeared) Hey slowpokes! What took you so long? My pet tortise could move a LOT faster than you did! And he only has a copter on his back.
  • Sparx: Well, sorry to keep you waiting, we got held up back there with the, uh, you know, Spyro's stupid shortcut plan backfiring!
  • Rainbow Dash: (Laughs) You got lost? Well, that sums it up!
  • Kairi: Well, we hit a minor bump when Spyro rammed a beaver dam that Fluttershy was helping with. So, we had to help her fix it.
  • Sparx: Right after a scary Shen/Fiona tone, too.
  • Spyro: Well, RD, in my defense, if Sparx hadn't accepted your challenge, we wouldn't even-"
  • Familier Voice on Spyro's Omnitrix: Spyro, Kairi, Sparx. Can you guys hear me?
  • Spyro: Izzy? Ignitus must have taught him how to use Dragon magic to contact us.
  • Sparx: Yeah, yeah, we're here. What is it that you need of the ol' Sparxinator?
  • Spyro: The 'Sparxinator'? You're starting to sound like Doofenschmirtz.
  • Kairi: I agree. But anyway, what's up, Izzy?
  • Izzy: You guys gotta get back to the temple, Spongebob has a surpise for Kairi.
  • Spyro: Well, I guess we got to go back. It was fun while it lasted.
  • Rainbow Dash: Well, that was the briefest time you visited Equestia.
  • Sparx: Trust me, next time, we'll try to have a longer visiting hour, and a rematch to that-
  • Spyro and Kairi: SPARX!
  • Rainbow Dash: Oh, that reminds me, Rarity asked me to find you guys! She's got a favor to ask-
  • Kairi: Sorry, but we gotta go. Thanks for the race, Dashie!
  • Rainbow Dash: But Rarity just wanted to know when she, Fluttershy, and I are gonna drop off the Crusaders so we can go to some placed called Paris with Mimi and Brandy.
  • Kairi: Wait a minute, Paris France in Europe?
  • Rainbow Dash: Yeah, that! So, what's the time?
  • Spyro: We'll since we're about to leave, why not wait for the girls now?
  • Rainbow Dash: Great! Rarity and Sweetiebelle are on their way here, and Applejack's bringing Scootaloo and Applebloom now. Fluttershy might be done with that beaver dam by now.
  • Sparx: Did you hear that, Izzy boy? We might be running a bit late.
  • Spyro: Sprax, just be patient! (Talking to Izzy in the Omnitrix) Izzy, were on our way but give us a little more time. We'll be back in a few minutes. The Ponies and the Crusaders are comming with us.
  • Izzy: Sounds okay. But be back as soon as you can, alright?
  • Sparx: So what's this about you, Fluttershy and Rarity going to Europe with Brandy and Mimi, anyway?
  • Familiar Voice: Oh Kairi, you're here! (Rarity and Sweetiebelle appears)
  • Rarity: I look forward to my planetary shopping spree in Parie.
  • Rainbow Dash: I thought it was "Paris".
  • Sparx: Its still the same name of the famous town, girl. It's just how they say it in French.
  • Sweetiebelle: So, are you excited at being my babysitter Kairi?
  • Spyro and Sparx: Babysitter?
  • Kairi: Uh..... I didn't tell you guys?

Chapter 2: Gary Comes to the Temple

The Temple

  • Sparx (After returning): So let me get this stright! You agreed to babysit Sweetiebelle and her friends while Rainbow Dash, Fluttershy and Rarity go with Brandy and Mimi to Paris to not only go on an all expense paid shopping spree but to help Mimi and Brandy impress some French fashion photographers for a huge interest in Brandy's wardrobe and Mimi's princess outfit?
  • Kairi: Yeah. This really means a lot to Rarity's fashion career. She's not only going shopping with Brandy and Mimi, she's getting supplies for the different versions of Mimi's dress for the photographers. So I promised her I'd look after the fillies. They can't go to Paris with them, and Applejack's already busy with harvesting apples this fall with Big Macintosh which leaves me in charge of Applebloom. Also, Pinkie Pie and the Cakes have a big order to fill for their most important customer's birthday and Twilight and Spike are needed in Great Dragon's Peek along with Godmother Celestia, leaving Godaunt Luna and Godaunt Candence in charge of Canterlot.
  • Sparx: Yeah, but SpongeBob and the other Lodgers, me and Spyro included, are already patroling for villain activity as our seducate routine. You'll be left alone with them.
  • Spyro: Dont Worry Sparx, Ignitus, Volteer, Cyril, Terridor and Merlin are going to help Kairi when ever is trouble. Both villain and Crusaider behavior problem.
  • Kairi: Yeah and both Ignitus and Terradore are still training me to defend myself with my keyblade incase any villain dose show up.
  • Sparx: Ture and you've been listening to Cyil and Volteer's lectures while we're still on hero duty.
  • Kairi: Yeah, I wonder what is Spongebob's surprise for me?
  • Sparx: "Eh, probuly another Krabby Patty based creation. Remember when he created a mini carnival out of krabby patties?"

Flashback

  • Spongebob: Hey Kairi, what do you think about this? (shows Kairi a mini carnival out of Krabby Patties)
  • Girl Sora: Spongebob, what is it?
  • Spongebob: "KRABBY LAND! A miniture amusement park made entirely out of krabby patties! what do you think guys?"
  • the Hyenas are eating the mini carnival.
  • Shenzi: "Delisious."
  • Banzai: "Yummy."
  • Ed burps!
  • Girls: Nice going guys!

Flashback ends

  • Spyro: I gotta admit Sponge dose has a talent out of Kabby Patty art.
  • (Suddenley the three hear a meow)
  • Spyro: What was that?
  • Kairi: (gasps) Is that who I think it is?
  • Sparx: "Depends, is it someone i should know?"
  • Spongebob: There you are Kairi, you'll never guss whos here in the Temple!
  • Sparx: "OH, OH OH! Is it Superman? Batman? The Hulk? Bugs Bunny? The Nostagila Critic?"
  • Devon: "Oh, Kindly refraign from reference him, Sparx!"
  • Sparx: "Whoa! What do you have against the Nostaglia critic?"
  • Cornwall: That Guy's been giving old, good and classic films like Once Upon a Forest, The Care Bears Movie Series and our flim Quest for Camelot a bad name with his harsh and terreible reviews!
  • Trixie: "But he does have good points though, he gave deservingly bad movies like Howard the Duck, the poorly done 4th alien movie, and that movie about killer apes called Chongo or Congo a good beating."
  • Devon: "Ok, maybe there are films that deserve his harshness, but there are films that i believe could've been given a better treatment!"
  • Icky: "look, you have to admit, the care bear movies are stupid looking as of how it hold out today. the 3rd film messed up the ideallogy of wonderland, and the other two were just, confusing."
  • Cynder: "Well, he didn't had to be so harsh. if he doesn't like those films, fine, but be respectful about it at least. He did the same thing to the film our friend The Thief is from."
  • The Thief (thinking): "Oh don't even get me started on that!"
  • Cynder: "Sorry for bring it up, Thief."
  • The Thief (Thinking): None Taken Cynder.
  • Kairi: Spongebob was that meow from someone who I think it is?
  • Sparx: "Ok, seriously, is it someone i should know or something?"
  • Spongebob: Ok, Kairi. do you remember a certain favorite pet of mine who likes you?
  • Kairi: "You mean...."
  • Sparx: "If someone doesn't tell me in the next 5 seconds, i am gonna-"
  • Sypro: Sparx! Behave yourself!
  • Sparx: Sorry. I just couldent help myself.
  • Batty: Well, there goes the Neighborhood.
  • Spyro: So Spongebob what is the surpise you want to show Kairi?
  • Kairi: "Seriously Spongebob, you say more riddiles then Disney Chesure Cat, is who i think it is or what!?"
  • Spongebob: Ok Gary, come and say hello to your pretty friend you havent seen in a long time!
  • Gary slithered in.
  • Gary: "Meow."
  • Kairi: (Gasps) Oh my gosh! Gary, I missed you!
  • Gary slithers up Kairi's body purring while she giggles at his tickelsh purr.
  • Lord Shen: "Kairi! Get that disgusting abomination off you now!"
  • Alex: Calm down, peacock. That "abomination" you called is Spongebob's pet and he knows Kairi before.
  • Lord Shen: "But it's a snail! they're disgusting, fowl, slime trailing sinful beasts of nature!"
  • Soothsayer: You should never judge a creature by its apperence and nature, especcaly scine it has an experienced past with someone you care about, Shen!
  • Boss Wolf: Sir, with all do respect, I gotta side with the Soothsayer on this one.
  • Spyro: Kairi, do you know this snail?
  • Icky: "Yeah, exspiecally it doesn't make much sense to the current continuny of the original series."
  • Spongebob: Funny you mentioned that Icky. While Cynder was still ruling the Villain Leage and Before Kairi went to live with her realitves in Camelot and grow into the beauty she is today, We brought her to live in the Jade Palace before we moved to the Temple and I introduced Gary to Kairi.
  • Kairi: Thats before I gave Spongebob my lucky charm and you guys set out to find Spyro, remember?
  • Icky: Wait I...(suddenly remembers) Oh yeah, that was back before we meet Ignitus, Mufasa and Oogway send us to cure Cynder and before Hiss joined the louge!
  • Lord Shen: "You mean to tell me you actselly care for, that, that, thing!"
  • Kairi: "Uncle, i am surprased at you."
  • Icky: "Seriously? This is the same guy that genaside a panda village, and your shocked that he hates snails?"
  • Sir Hiss: "Come to think of it, why do you have a negitive opinion for snails?"
  • Matt: Did you have a bad childhood experience with snails?
  • Boss Wolf: "It's funny you mentioned that. You see, long ago, there was this giant alien snail that used to torment Gongmen some time ago, and for some weird reason, He picks on Young Shen the most."

in the past.

  • Alien Snail: "I AM PUTTING SLIME IN YOUR UNDERWEAR!"
  • Young Shen: But I'm a Peacock. Peacocks and birds do not usually wear any underwear!
  • Alien Snail: Allright then. IM JUST GONNA HAVE TO SLIME YOUR PRETTY TAIL FEATHERS INSTEAD!!!
  • Young Shen: "NO PLEASE! YOU ALREADY DID THAT LAST WEEK!"
  • (Boss Wolf): But it was no use. That Alien Snail slimed Poor Shen's tail feathers while his Parents did nothing but watch in terror.

The Present

  • Boss Wolf: Athough Shen's Parents finally stood up for him and banished that alien snail freak from Gongmen forever. Shen still wouldent trust another snail ever since. I havent seen him this depressed since Cobra forced him to betray Jak and the Precurcor Guardians right before he branded him and Daxter traitors, renegades and criminals to the leage and almost got his revenge on them for Reforming Shen.
  • Puss: The same way Humpty Alexander Dumpty has done to me.
  • Lord Shen: "Boss Wolf, who gave you permission to talk about the thing i never wanted to be spoken off?!"
  • Boss Wolf: "Oops... Did i mentioned he is dangeriously ashamed of being huliated by that guy?"
  • Icky: "Wait, Shen got owned by a space snail? (laughs out loud!) Oh man! a kung fu panda is one thing, An Elf, Weasel and some Robot Kid who are the stars of a Kung Fu Panda 2 Ripoff Adventure Series by MrRuscole is a second but a space snail? (burst out laughing)!"
  • Bageerha: Its not Funny, Icky!
  • Cynder: Yeah!
  • Spongebob: Come on Shen. Can you give snails another change? One bad experience with a space snail was all it took for you to be so mean and bad opinion minded to my Gary?
  • Lord Shen: "Unless if that snail got revenge on that Space Snail that ruined at least some porton of my childhood, i am NEVER gonna give him, or any other blasted snail another chance!!"
  • Evreyone gasps!
  • Both Spongebob and Gary brake down crying!
  • Devon: How could you be so cruel? After what that serpent put you through!
  • Cornwall: Yeah and you double crossed the Elf who helped you find us and Kairi.
  • Icky: Just wait till I tell Celestia that you are a snail hater!
  • Lord Shen: "Like Celestia would actselly care if i have an opinion against a lesser creature."

at the communitcater room.

  • Celestia (on the communitcater): "HE SAID WHAT?!"
  • Lord Shen (to himself): "Oh thanks a bunch, Universe."
  • Kairi: Its ture Godmother, Uncle Shen said he would never give Gary and any other snail another change all because of an snail alien that scared his childhood.
  • Cynder: Not only that but Shen hurted Gary and Spongebob's feelings.
  • Icky: "He also called gary an abomination, that snails are disgusting, fowl, sinful beasts of nature, called gary a thing, and just won't give Gary a chance just because one jerk space snail frankly peramently set a bad exsample to snails in general."
  • Lord Shen: "But Celestia, have you any idea how hard it is to get snail slime off your feathers? it takes forever!! that monster ruined most of my childhood, leaving what's left to be ruined by an even bigger monster by the name of Mang Cobra!"
  • Celestia: That still dosent give you the right to judge a species by its apperence and nature, or the sins of one bad individual.
  • Lord Shen: Celestia, please try to understand....
  • Celestia: I WANT YOU TO MAKE AMENDS TO SPONGEBOB'S PET FOR CALLING HIM AN ABOMINATION AND ALL THE CRUEL THINGS YOU SAID ABOUT HIM AND HIS SPECIES NOW!
  • Shen is stunned shock while evreyone looks scared!
  • Sparx: "Kairi, are you sure you didn't become crazy scary from Celestia?"
  • Kairi: "I... am just as surprased she has it in her too."
  • Boy Sora: I'm surprised you didnt mention Spongebob's pet and that crazy scary tone to me and Riku, Kairi.
  • Lord Shen: "It hurts me to say this, but.... No!"
  • Celestia: "What did you ju-"
  • Lord Shen tossed a knife at the communitcater, destroying it, and turning off the transmission!
  • Icky: "Aw man! that costed me some good Kuscoins."
  • Lord Shen: "Oh please, your a trust fund bird of Lord Kusco, he could always give you more for repairs!"
  • Icky: It's "Emperor" Kuzco, Snail Hater!
  • Boss Wolf: "You do realised you just dissed your girlfriend, right?"
  • Lord Shen: "Which is why i may not be able to visit Equestia for awhile. She'll cool down.... eventally."
  • Rainbow Dash: "Not cool."
  • Lord Shen: "Listen here, all of you, i am a prideful and proud peacock, of royal blood no less, and as such, it makes me a greater creature, and a greater creature, never forgives any being that dares sin it, not a high being, or a low, pitiful, disgusting, horred, foul, horrendus, lower-class, muttly, backwoods, sinful, and just plain unpleasent to look at, lesser creature, like a Snail!"
  • Gilda: "Dude, and i thought i was that bad with pride."
  • Lord Shen: "The bloody hell does that suppose to mean?"
  • Gilda: "Look, I once looked way down on Rainbow Dash's friends, the pink one in particular, but at least i CAN and WILL learn to give them another chance! i almost lost Rainbow Dash as a friend because i can't handle a totally random and crazy pink pony!"
  • Shen was silent about hearing that he and Gilda have much in common.
  • Shifu: Shen, do not make the same mistake I did with Fidget. My temper and strick attitud along with kicking him out and telling him that he is no longer a member thanks to his idiotcy and incompidents back in Greece was because I lost Tyro, Mang and their friends Aqua, Ventus and Terra to Malefor, Xehanort and the Darkness. If you allow your ignorance against a lesser creature like Spongebob's snail to continue, you will never escape the same path I took when I was brutal to Fidget.
  • Lord Shen: At least Fidget is not The Square-one's so-called pet who's species is one I cannot and will not forgive for ruining most of my childhood, leaving what's left to be ruined by the same Abomination who lead me to the path I once tooken today is he!?!
  • Fidget: (Gasps) Take that back!
  • Baloo: Now just a Minute! That's going to far!
  • Lord Shen: Listen here, all of you, i am a prideful and proud peacock, of royal blood no less, I will forgive a low, pitiful, disgusting, horred, foul, horrendus, lower-class, muttly, backwoods, sinful, and just plain unpleasent to look at, lesser creature, like a Snail...the moment I am dead! (runs away)
  • Kairi: Uncle, WAIT!!!
  • Lord Shen leaps out of the temple communitcater room window giving out a Peacock cry in the progress.
  • The Soothsayer: (Self thoughts) I knew this would happen sooner or later!
  • Shifu: (Self toughts) Oh Tyro, If you and Master Oogway could hear me. Help Kairi, Spongebob and his pet who is a creature that had a unpleasent history with Shen's childhood.
  • Celestia, Twilight, and Spike appeared from a flash!
  • Celestia: "WHERE IS SHEN?!"
  • Icky: "He buzzed out."
  • Soothsayer: "Calm yourself princess, Shen is like this because he is emotionally scared and trumitased from the space snail of the name Shelluon."
  • Boss Wolf: "It didn't help we kept trying to talk him into giving gary a chance."
  • Kairi: "Spongebob, you yellow twat! this is your fault! you never should've brought Gary here, now Shen propbuly hates me for not standing up for him!"
  • Spongebob: "Kairi.... I'm sorry... I didn't know Shen had a bad exspearence with a snail."
  • Trixie: 'Well next time, ask you stupid walking pile of cheese! if we ever hope to earn back his, strict respect, take that stupid snail back to where-ever you got it from."
  • Spongebob: "Ok. come on Ga- Huh? Gary? Gary's gone!"
  • Squidward: "YOU MEAN YOU LOST HIM AGAIN LIKE LAST TIME?!"
  • Sparx: Well this is just great! First The incident between Fidget and Shifu during our adventures with Hercules, Shenzi's past with Merlock, Spongebob becoming an outlaw to the leage now this? We got to find Gary!
  • Spyro: Your right Sparx, Its not safe for Gary to be outside the temple at night! Cynder can you cailm Kairi down while we look for Gary?
  • Cynder: "Oh sure, leave me to bottle the ticked off princess."
  • Icky: "Hey, who better to say Shen is not gonna hate her then his own aboudted daughter, you?"
  • Banzai: Yeah.
  • Shenzi: And bravo Trixie, your insult to Spongebob and Gary's and support to Shen's side is what drove Gray to run away!
  • Donkey: Yeah thats real smooth girl! (Immitating Trixie) "Well next time, ask you stupid walking pile of cheese! if we ever hope to earn back his, strict respect, take that stupid snail back to where-ever you got it from"
  • Shrek: Your not helping, Donkey!
  • Trixie: "Am i the only one who sees a danger of turning against our general, and/or someone who could very well blast us away with those cannons?"
  • Donkey: "That is a good reason though."
  • Shrek: "DONKEY!"
  • Donkey: "Aw come on, Shrek, don't you eat the eyes of snails in the swamp?"
  • Shrek: "There's a different between those snails and Spongebob's snail!"
  • Puss: I agree with you Boss.
  • Bageerah: Well dont just stand there! Lets set out and seperate, we got to find him!
  • Spyro: Right!
  • Girl Sora: I'll go tell Ignitus!
  • Mimi: (In her Princess Dress Enters) What did I miss?
  • Joe: "AW FOR CRYING OUT LOAD! YOU MISSED OUR LATEST PROBLEM IN LIFE!"
  • Mimi: 'What problem?!"
  • Alex: Ok are you ready for this?

A Few Minutes of Explaining later....

  • Mimi: "Is that what happened?"
  • Icky: "Yup."
  • Mimi: "I don't see anything wrong with that. Snails are disgusting, and it's wrong of all of you to try and shoved opinions down his through!"
  • Sweetiebelle: "AW COME ON!"
  • Shrek: Oh Mimi, not you too!
  • Spyro: Ok guys! Get Po and the Five and tell them to meet me outside. They are gonna be with me.
  • Icky: Allright Spyro.
  • Spyro: Alex, you and Marty get Melman, Gloria, Skipper and the penguins and send out a search party.

the Penguins room.

  • Skipper: "You want us to waste reshorces for some slug in a shell?"
  • Alex: In a nut shell, yeah cause its short of a long story.

Another Few Minutes of Explaining later....

  • Skipper: "Really?"
  • Marty: "The honest truth."
  • Skipper: "Then you bunch should be ashamed of yourselfs, disobeying the rules, disrepecting the general, bringing in some animal, and upsetting him! we have rules that prohibit bringing cilvilians into the temple. I am not gonna waste reshorces for some slug in a shell, exspiecally if it's gonna shove an opinion to Shen! if he wants to hate snails, let him! Good day gentlemen!"
  • Skipper slams the door!
  • Marty: Ah Man! Even the penguins are on Shen's side?
  • Alex: I tell you Marty, That Peacock is stubbon like Peter Griffin Was when he refeused to let Stewie on the Swing Set!

Family guy Flashback.

  • Stewie: Daddy, I want a turn on the swing set!
  • Peter: NO!
  • Stewie: But you gone for two turns!
  • Peter: Get Lost!
  • Stewie: It looks like fun and I want to do it!
  • Peter: No! I'm doing it! I'm gonna do a big Jump off! (Jumps of the swing swing set but falls and hurts himself) AH! Get Mom!
  • Stewie: MOM! MOM! MOM!

after family guy flashback

  • Marty: "I wonder how the others are doing?"
  • Alex: "Hey, we still have Melman and Gloria, they sided with us no matter what!"

the 5's room.

  • Po: "And that's what's going on."
  • Mantis: "So, let me get this straight, Shen hates snails, but yet, we're gonna try to find said snail and bring him back in here, and try to get Shen to listen to reason?"
  • Tigress: "Po, have you or the others have any idea how dangerious and stupid that is? While i bare no ill will for snails, i don't want tot see Shen pushed to the point that he'll seek out and exterminate all snails of the United Universes, including this, "Ga-ree.". If he was willing to wipe out a village of Pandas, what makes you think he won't do the same to some lesser creatures?"
  • Viper: "I have no problems with snails, but i don't want them to be destroyed by that prevokeable Peacock."
  • Monkey: "I'm more concern about us. if he does end up trying to destroy all the snails, he go after us first to make sure we won't stop him. Remeber the gongmen insodent?"
  • Crane: "Also, it's wrong of you guys to try and shove opinions down his throuth."
  • Mantis: "We're lucky he doesn't have a grudge against Pandas no more, or a grudge against snakes, tigers, monkeys, cranes, or mantises, and i do not wanna give him that!"
  • Tirgess: "So, if any of you have any respect for Shen, or any love for snails, you will never bring this up to him again. I do not want to fight Shen again, we almost lost our lives when we did. Can you even process what would happen if Cobra is allowed to have Shen back? the damage Cobra could do with those cannons in his procession? i'm sorry, but Spongebob should've had never disrespected Shen by bring salt and lenom juices to his old wounds."
  • Outside the temple
  • Spyro: What? The Five and the Penguins turned us down cause they are on Shen's side too?!?
  • Marty: "And Melman and Gloria, as it turns out, went out on a date, and won't be back until next week!"
  • Po: "They have good reasons. Come on, this is the same bird that destroyed my village because he was afraid what the future may hold and he did the same with Kairi's home world cause Cobra is scared of what the future would hold involving her. Also, they say it wrong of us to try and forced Shen into liking snails, exspically what this space snail did to him. they think Shen is gonna go crazy again if we pushed this too hard."
  • Alex: "And the penguins didn't wanted to waste reshorces for "A slug in a shell.". Well, at least Skipper, but he propbuly won't listen to reason from his friends. Skipper was always about the rules."
  • Spyro: "Ok, change of plans, we need to ask the Soothsayer instead. Gary is just have to be careful out there until then. Maybe the Soothsayer can help."
  • Soothsayer: Then my timming couldent have been more oppertune then.
  • Spyro: Soothsayer, thank goodness, Is Cynder having luck cailming Kairi down?
  • Soothsayer: "Well, aside of a few temper trandrums, yes. But that is not why i am here. Celestia and i have devised a plan togather, a smart way to get Shen into no longer, shall we say, dispise snails, to at least, a neitrol so-and-so tolerence to them, without endangering Gary, and it may win over those that share his dislike, or fear of pushing it would result in tragity."
  • Spyro: Allright, what's the plan then?
  • Soothsayer: Since you and Kairi posess Tyro's heart within you, we should contact him and seek his advice. He would know what to do about this disaster.
  • Po: Oh Yeah, Master Shifu did pray to Tyro and Oogway to help us when Shen left!
  • Sparx: "Just one problem. isn't he like, i dodn't know, DEAD?!"
  • (dramic music plays!)
  • Shenzi: "Do it again."
  • Sparx: "DEAD?!"
  • (Dramic music plays)
  • Hyenas laughed!
  • Spyro: Uh Guys there is somthing you guys should know since you werent there in the Secrets of Tyro Episode since its on the wiki.

A Few Minutes of Explaining Later....

  • Sparx: WHAT!!! Tyro's death really was a myth conjured by the High Council!?!
  • Shenzi: "Cobra was actselly.... Good? i mean, he was in fact, A hero at some point?"
  • Po: Yeah, Apperntly you guys werent there exept Spyro, Kairi, Tigress, Mantis, Shifu and me when that happened.
  • Sparx: Oh right, I should pay more attiention to the details on the wiki! Sorry guys, my mistake.
  • Shenzi: Same here.
  • Banzai: Me too, bro.
  • Soothsayer: "Pardon my words, but are we done mucking about?"
  • Spyro: Yes we are Soothsayer, please continue with your and Celestia's idea.
  • Marty: "Ok, let's here what furture seeing goat has to say!"
  • Soothsayer: Since Tyro is watching over all of us since his heart is in Spyro and Kairi, he should give us some help on getting Shen to no longer dispise snails and win over those who share his dislikes or fear what he is capable of to listen without endangering Gary's life.
  • Alex: "Well, what are you waiting for, call him forth. You have magic, right?"
  • Shifu: Its not that Simple Alex. May I see you all and Spyro in my room? I instructed Cynder to bring Kairi there.

Shifu's Room

  • Po: Are you sure Kairi and Spyro are ready for this?
  • Shifu: "I don't know. But we don't have alot of opsions right now."
  • Sparx: Yeah, cause after what happened here tonight, we're going need all the help we can get.
  • Ignitus: I'm afraid you are right, Sparx. The only way for us to make Shen to no longer dispise snails as sinful creatures, win over those who share his dislikes or fear what he will be capable of to listen to reason and make amends to Spongebob's snail is to ask for Tyro's help now.
  • Icky: "Small warning, this is a comedy, i mean, here's a popular clishe: the main character askes help from his friends to do something that is taboo to do, but has a good reason to do it, and the friends refused. eventally, even the wise character or the great friend of the MC refuses also. This happens all the time in comedies. what if Tyro tells us not to bug Shen with it like the others?"
  • Shifu: Well if we explain evreything to him, I'm sure he'll know anything about that space snail that abused Shen. Tyro is like Spyro and he is not afraid to face a consiqunce and I trust him.
  • Icky: Soothsayer, for both Spongebob and Gary's sakes along with Shen's, I just hope you and Celestia know what you two are doing.
  • Soothsayer: Have I lead you and the rest of the louge astray before?
  • Celestia: And Twilight, after we ask for Tyro's help, remind me to forgive Shen when he apologizes for his attitude and has made amends to both Spongebob and Gary for hurting their feelings.
  • Twilight: "I am already making the note."
  • Spongebob: "This is fine and all, but what about my Gary!"
  • Shrek: "It's on our to-do list!"
  • Kairi: Dont worry Spongebob, it's not forgotten. I'm sorry for the stuff i said about you and Gary.
  • Trixie: I owe you my apologies as well too.
  • Gilda: "Well you turned around quickly. Weren't you afraid about Shen going to kill us if we pushed on this thing?"
  • Kairi: I dont care. Gary is my friend right before Uncle Shen came into the louge. If we do push on this that will make Uncle Shen go as far as murdering us which may get him kicked out of the louge, I will be the first to fall.
  • Spongebob: Yeah, me second, cause Gary is my pet and the Shell Louge squad is my team that lives under my rules. I brought Shen into the louge, and if he dose do somthing to hurt you guys while protecting my favorite mollusc, it will be My duty as the Shell Louge Squad founder/leader to take him out!
  • Trixie: "Ms. Gilda was talking to me, you two."
  • Spongebob and Kairi blushed.
  • Spongebob: "Oops. Sorry, i thought that implied to everyone."
  • Gilda: Well spoken, Spongebro.
  • Terradore: Spongebob if you do banish Shen from the Shell louge squad becasue of his distrust to snails thanks to his past with an alien snail monster and dishonor to your pet, you do realise that means Cobra will have a clear feild of getting his chinese peacock kung-fu destroying warlord apprentice back.
  • Spongebob: "Oh... I never thought of that."
  • Gilda: "I take back what i said about what you said before being well spoken."
  • Spongebob: "So, if pushing the subject about the snaill thing is gonna drive him mad in the first place, then why are we doing it anyway?"
  • Soothsayer: To help Shen confront his fears of his past so he will not dispise your pet and his kind any longer, win over those who share his dislikes or are afraid of the consquences for listening and make amends to you and your snail, but we need Tyro's help to do it.
  • Spongebob: Your right. If Shen dose get mad again by getting pushed into the snail thing, I am going to do what I should have done during Shifu and Fidget's argument in Greese. And what ever he likes it or not, Gary is my pet and Shen lives in my Adventure Team under MY rules or I will banish him from the louge and fire him as its general forever! It's a risk I'm willing to take for my Gary.
  • Icky: "So, your actselly willing to screw over the United Universes for a snail?"
  • Spongebob: "Well, you kinda make it sound like a bad thing when you say it."
  • Cynder: "I don't wanna sound like i am turning against you, Spongebob, but it is bad! dispite my new father's clear disrespect and resentment to my old father Cobra, Cobra still values Shen because of his skills and engineuity. Those cannons of his are powerful, and those things have destroyed a kung fu master, Right Po?"
  • Po: Totally!
  • Shifu: Alright, Spyro. You and Kairi need to go to sleep so you can contact Tyro.
  • Spyro: How do we do that? (Faints)
  • Sparx: HAH! I'm starting to like it when he does that.
  • Kairi: What about me? I don't think I can do that.
  • Kairi suddenly fainted!
  • Icky: "Well, so much for can't do it."
  • Thundera: "What happened to them anyway?"
  • Shifu: They are going to their subconsousness where Tyro will be expecting them.
  • Ignitus: All we can do now is wait.
  • Spongebob: Spyro, Kairi, dont let me down. Gary's life is in yours and Tyro's hands now.
  • Celestia: Let's hope this is enough.

Chapter 3: Spyro and Kairi's Subconscious

  • Kairi and Spyro woke up.
  • Spyro: 'What the.... Where are we?"
  • Kairi: "I think, we're in space. somewhere in the vastness of the United Universes. yet, we're not, choking from lack of air."
  • ???: You guys aren't in space. This is a world in your subconsciouses.
  • Kairi: "Huh?"
  • Spyro: 'Who said that?"
  • ???: (laughing) I'm behind you, my chosen heirs.
  • (Spyro and Kairi turn around to see a familiar indago dragon smiling at them while standing on a pinnical rock on two legs)
  • Tyro: Hey, guys!
  • Spyro: "It's Tyro!"
  • Kairi: "Well, he appeared offully quick since Secrets of Tyro."
  • Spyro looks at Kairi, confused.
  • Kairi: "Well, none of our usual comic reliefs are here."
  • Tyro: (dose a kung fu leap of the rock and lands infront of Spyro and Kairi) So have you guys learned alot about my battle with the Wu-Sisters since you both, Po, Mantis and Tigress visited my exhibit in the Hall of Heroes?
  • Spyro: "We were, kinda draged into it by Po. You would not believe how much of a fanboy he is."
  • Tyro: I know, I've been whatching you guys and what you all been through in your eyes thanks to my heart inside you two along with Uncle Shifu communing with me. And I know why you guys are here to see me. Its about Shen's distrust to Spongebob's snail thanks to Lord Shelluon's abuse on him when he was young isnt it?
  • Spyro: "Wait, Lord?"
  • Kairi: 'When did he became a ruler?"
  • Tyro: "He eventally turned his life around after he realised he was a complete jerk, and his parents help him out of it."
  • Spyro: How do you know that?
  • Tyro: You see, when the Second Cartoonian War was still in it's prime after Mang turned bad by Facilier and Xehanort, Lord Shelluon and his people are a race of alien snail creatures known as the Snailians, that live on the Planet of Slimeball, who where forced by Malefor to join his army because of their skills, powerful weaponry, advanced technology and engeneuity. I learned about the Snailians in the Galactic Federation's Alien Races and History.
  • Spyro: "So, Shen's hatred was justifived?"
  • Tyro: Afraid so, you see, before Shen's abuse even occured, the second war was when Shelluon was a child. While I was leading the Grey Wardens, The Wizard Allience, the High Council and their armies to victory, Aqua got herself kidnapped by some snailian soilders and where taken to Malefor's stronghold in the dark mountains of Eastern China. Cause if the snailians didnt obey the darkspawn, then Malefor would set the Destroyer on their planet.
  • Kairi: "(Gasp)!"
  • Spyro: "The monster! Wait a minute, I thought the second war didn't start until the fall of the Radient Garden when Cobra released the darkspawn.
  • Tyro: Really? Aw darn it! i got my lines messed up! Guess thats what happens when your still sleeping for so many years while being frozen in a time crystal. And on top of that, the assult on Malefor's stronghold was one of the second war's earilest battles you guys wanna see it?
  • Spyro: Do we ever?
  • Kairi: "I am confused. Didn't the war offically start when my home was destroyed?"
  • Tyro: It sure did. the battles before however, were kept secret. back when Malefor was indeed still imprisoned, but Mang did all his work for him. I couldent believe what Mang did when I found out about it. I'll just show you guys the assult on Malefor's stonghold and how Mang freed the Darkspawn to start the second war by laying seige on the Radiant Garden. Now close your eyes (They closed their eyes as Tyro touched their foreheads and the symbol on his head glows) And let me how you the events from my memories.

Flashback Begins

  • Aqua was tossed into a prison by Snailian soldiers!
  • Soldier: "You better not be any trouble until the master comes in!"
  • Soldier 2: "Yeah, we don't wanna be yelled at.... Agian."
  • ???: Whats going on in there!
  • Soldier: "Yelling at the prisoner, sir!"
  • Solider 2: "You idiot, that's the boss!"
  • ???: Never mind that! Just tie her up and get your slimy hides out on the battlefield you idiots! I'll will deal with this myself. Now be quick about it or else!
  • Aqua: "Wait... I know that voice."
  • the Snailian soldiers hold down Aqua and put her arms behing her back to tie them up, pulled out sticks, that turned into hover scooters, and flew off!
  • Soldier: "She's all yours sir!"
  • ???: Good! Now leave us! Inform me if theres any trouble. And inform my sorcerors to be ready to free Malefor and the Darkspawn before you go out there. Got it?
  • Snailian soldier saluted, and flew off!
  • Aqua stared as a shadowy figure approcuhed the cell.
  • ???: Hello, Aqua. It's been a long time since that so-called brother of mine picked you and your now good friends and his love for kung fu over me. (some four eels begin hissing)
  • Aqua: "No... It can't be you!"
  • ???: Oh but it is. Lord Mang "Simon" Cobra! Chosen Apprentice of Malefor and Full Pledged Seeker of Darkness!
  • Aqua: "Mang, you don't know what your doing! you need to stop this!"
  • Lord Cobra: Oh why not? Are you a bit afriad of what Malefor and I are going to do that little girl you met in Radiant Garden?
  • Aqua: "Kairi?"
  • Lord Cobra: "Who do you think, genius? Little Suesy Q of cute street ave.?"
  • Aqua: What do you want with her?
  • Lord Cobra: Oh you like that would you? Do you think that I was going to rat out what the future holds for me and Malefor when she becomes your age? Opps! My bad!
  • Aqua: "What are you saying?!"
  • Lord Cobra: "Your gonna make me explain it, are you?"
  • Aqua: Mang, please! Shes only a little girl!
  • Lord Cobra: "A little girl that is impourent for the grand design of things!"
  • Aqua: What?
  • Lord Cobra: "Do i still have to explain it for you?"
  • Aqua: YES!!!
  • Lord Cobra: Allright then, (Laughs) I've had my fun now I'm gonna explain. You see that little girl is acutaly a princess, one of actual royal blood no less and born with a heart of pure light just like her mother before her.
  • Aqua: "A princess? but, what became of the King and Queen?"
  • Lord Cobra: Oh, the loving parents and I were well acquainted right before I turned her father into an immortal cyclops and killed off her mother after the little brat was born.
  • Aqua: "YOU DID WHAT?!"
  • Lord Cobra: "Opps! The Cat's out of the bag! You sounded surprased, huh?!"
  • Aqua: Yes, You murdered Kairi's mother and turned her father into an one-eyed being.
  • Lord Cobra: I know! Pluse nothing can prepare you for what I'm about to tell you next....
  • Aqua: Like what?
  • Lord Cobra: That she is destiended to cure my apprentice of the path I would lead him on and would stand in my way as well as Malefor's.
  • Aqua: "Your insane. One little girl can't undo what you sewed."
  • Lord Cobra: "I thought the same that one Snailian child can't emotionaly scarred a peacock by bulling him with slime, and you won't believe how effective that turned out."
  • Aqua: I dont believe any of this you've bullyed that alien snail raced to obey Malefor and do your bidding.
  • Lord Cobra: Oh and about what you said about one little girl cant undoing my destiny, Im afraid your DEAD wrong!
  • Aqua: "She's a little girl how can sh-"
  • Lord Cobra: "I'M GETTING TO THAT, YOU BLUE HAIRED SHE-TWAT!"
  • (Cobra rises his powerful non-Darkspawn medallian which magicly shows Aqua an image of Shen's Parents consulting with the Soothsayer about Kairi and what the futrue would hold involving her)
  • Aqua: "I.... I.... I don't believe it..."
  • Lord Cobra: "Believe me, i am horredusly shocked about this as well. and thus, proved of what i said earlier of that braty Shelluon scarring Shen into becoming a snailaphobe, but that's not what's impourent."
  • Aqua: What are you and Malefor going to do to her?
  • Lord Cobra: "Let's just say, it's a question that's best answered by the true murderer: her own beloved step-Uncle Shen. to be blunt: I am gonna make that fool do to the Radient Garden like he did to that stupid panda village!"
  • Aqua: WHAT!?!
  • Lord Corba: Not only that but Malefor and I will finnish Kairi just like I finnished her mother!
  • Aqua: "YOU WONT GET AWAY WITH THIS!"
  • Lord Cobra: "Continue to defy me, and i swear, i am gonna stuff so much fists into you mouth that it'll more then your stomich can chew!"
  • Aqua: "...... That makes no sense!"
  • Lord Cobra: Allright then. Maybe I should show you what will happen to Tyro and that army of his while you witness Malefor and the Darkspawn's return.
  • (Cobra rises his powerful Darkspawn medallian which causes a wall to sink and reveal a certain cannon of Shen's)
  • Aqua: "What is that?"
  • Lord Cobra: (Dubbed as Lord Shen) Do you want to see? It's a gift. It's Tyro and his army's parting gift, in that it'll part them; part of them here, part of them there, and part of them WAY over there staining the wall!
  • BOOM!
  • Lord Cobra turns around to see Tyro, and a destroyed cannon.
  • Tyro: "Mang, your starting to lose your edge. and by the way, get better henchmen then a bunch of snails on hover scooters."
  • Lord Cobra: "Ironly, it was my intention. Once i have Shen and his vastly superior wolfs and gorillas back, i will have no more need of those morons. Malefor and i agreed not to bother with those slow moving fools again after Shen's comeback. soon enough, they will outlive their usefullness."
  • Tyro: Ok Mang, Let Aqua go. We can just talk about this!
  • Lord Cobra: No can do, I'm afraid Brother. (Shuddenly the fortress begins to shake) As you know, your allready too late!
  • Tyro and Aqua: Oh Crud!
  • Tyro quickly teleports Aqua away from here!
  • Lord Cobra: "Oh poopy. I forgot he can do that. I better get to those blasted soocerers and tel them to speed things up!"

On the Battlefieild

  • Tyro and Aqua reappear on the outside of the fortress where Tyro's army have been waiting for them.
  • Grey Warden General: You took a little longer then expected Tyro my friend.
  • Tyro: "Cobra is making his move! Laungh the assult!"
  • Grey Warden General: Ofcourse my friend. Allience, sound the assualt
  • (Grey Warden soilders blow on their horns to start the march on the fortress)
  • Allience Soilder: Master Tyro and Lady Aqua! Thank the Light that you both are safe!
  • Tyro: We'll I had to get Aqua out of there didnt I?
  • Aqua: Hey, since this reunion is touching and evreything but how about getting my hands free from these ropes? And where's Terra and Ven?
  • Gray Warden Soilder: Master Tyro has send Young Ventus into hiding with an escort because this battle will be too dangerous for him and Terra should be here with the Masters Council and the rest of Master Tyro's allies.
  • Aqua: "Cobra told me he's gonna target the Radient Garden, he's after a little girl and Lord Shen, he has to be stopped!"
  • Tyro: 'What?!"
  • Allience Soilder: Then you must go and alert the generals, but first! (takes out a dagger and cuts Aqua's hands free from her binds and gives her her keyblade armor) Master Tyro ask me to give this to you.
  • Aqua (Activaiting her Keyblade Armor) Thanks!
  • Tyro: Aqua, why on earth would Mang want to get his scaly hands on that cute little girl you met?
  • Aqua: "Later! we got a battle to fight!"
  • Tyro: Right, I got an army to lead. Sargent, has Highlord Bolvar arrived yet?
  • Sargent: "You know how he tends to be fastionably late. He likes to make a dramic enterence when it looks like the worse for us."
  • Tyro: Well Iet's hope he gets here in time. Soilders steady on the left! Archers keep at a distance and protect the right flank. Lets hold off what ever Cobra throws at us and wait for Highlord Bolvar and his troops along with the horde!
  • Aqua: "But we need to act now! Cobra has hired soccerers to try and release the darkspawn!"
  • Tyro: I know. I risked alot to get you out of there and we're going to lose the alience if we make one faulse move along with some of the troops getting killed but we'll act now and attack head on!
  • Lord Cobra: (In the Background) Hear me Heartless and undead warriors and monsters! Defend the Fortress. Keep Tyro and his army at bay untill Malefor and the Darkspawn are free!
  • Tyro: "Uh oh. this won't end well."
  • everything suddenly moves faster!
  • Tyro's voice: "We're skipping this, it gets nasty and volient from here, let's get to the part after we manage to defeat Cobra's forces and had Cobra surrounded shall we?"
  • Tyro: Ok Mang, we've foiled your plan, that little girl is safe and your fate didnt change. Now its time for you to answer for your crimes against the High Council, brother. Its over!
  • Highlord Bolvar Fordragon: Apprentice of Malefor, you will pay for all the lives you've stolen, traitor.
  • Tyro's voice:" We suffered a minor blow and lost a veiw of our troops and when the battle looked grim and bleak for us, Highlord Bolvar and his troops arrived on time to help us beat Cobra's forces, however, nothing prepeared us for what happened next!"
  • Lord Cobra: "I am left with no chocie but to use something dispiceable! ladies?"
  • Too giant thin naked dolls with make-up appeared!
  • Dolls: "(what is in the video)"
  • Tyro: "RAGGITY ANN SCARES ME!"
  • Lord Cobra: "SO LONG SUCKERS!"
  • Cobra vanishes!
  • Tyro's voice: "We had at least been able to stop Malefor and the darkspawn from returning... at least, until the unavoidable fall of the Radient Garden."

The Night of the Radiant Garden Raid

  • Darkspawn Commander: Lord Malefor, Cobra's allie Clockwerk has the gates open for us!
  • Kairi's voice: "Not that this isn't impourent, but does this have anything to do on why Lord Shen is afraid of Snails and what we can do to fix it?"
  • Tyro's voice: "Oops. Sorry, let's skip this and get to the part on what became of Shelluon after the abusement happened. Agian, trapped in a periment sleep, brain's not what it used to be!"
  • Young Shelluon: Allright, Cobra I did what you and told me to do, now can I go home and see my parents. Though, why did you want him to hate snails?"
  • Lord Cobra: "because i am a jerk. Also, i want him to be more easy to convert."
  • Young Shelluon: So can I go home to Slimball now?
  • Lord Cobra; "Fine, take your stupid people and get out."
  • Kairi's voice: 'Wait a minute, if the snails served Cobra at the stronghold, but yet, he lets them go after Shelluon did what Cobra asked? "
  • Spyro's voice: "You plan to explain why the snailians still helped Cobra even after he let them go after he abused shen?"
  • Tyro's vocie: "Look, again, i am not right in the head right now. I can't remember what and how the history went and what i said before (most of them) may not had been true! oh forget trying to explain! you can open your eyes now!"

Flashback Ends.

  • Tyro: (After he his glow fades and lets go of Kairi and Spyro's foreheads) I'm sorry guys, i forgot i might alittle loopy right now. it tends to effect my powers. would it be better if i just say how bad Shelluon feels right now about abusing Shen?"
  • Spyro: Ok Tyro, please say what do you know about Shelluon now.
  • Tyro: "(Breaths in), i honestly don't know what became of him after he got banished, and became a lord."
  • Spyro and Kairi: "WHAT?!"
  • Tyro: "Well, your problem, not mine. BYE!"
  • Spyro and Kairi vanished!
  • ???: "Nice one, my dear."
  • Cobra appears.
  • Tyro (in a female voice): "Thank you, My lord."
  • Tyro suddenly turns into Queen Chrysalis. (he was an imposter.)
  • Chrysalis: "It was an honor to trick those two into believeing that Tyro became a fool, by being inactreate about the second war, saying World of warcraft characters were involved, adding those werid doll things, that you have one of Shen's cannons, and that you actselly worked with those stupid snails!"
  • Cobra: "Alcourse! i know perfectly well that thing with Shelluon was an icsolated insodent that ended up benifiting me. But, you did end up being honest that Shelluon did regret abusing Shen and him becoming a lord!"
  • Chrysalis: "But wasn't the point of this is to make them think Tyro has become a complete fool, and what they do afterwords you don't really care about?"
  • Cobra: "True, true, but still, you could've said that Shelluon became a tyrant and rules with an iron fist, then they would've ended up attacking that stupid planet and made fools of themselfs and have the Galactic Federation arrest them. all well, at least they'll think Tyro became mentally useless."
  • ???: "Are you certen it's not you who are mentally useless Mang?"
  • Lord Cobra turns around to see a transparent Soothsayer.
  • Cobra: "Oh crud."
  • Soothsayer disappears.
  • Chrysalis: "She's gonna tell on us, is she?"
  • Cobra: "Yep."
  • Chrysalis: "And there's nothing you could do to stop it?"
  • Cobra: "She is proacted by strong light magic, greater then my dark magic so... yep."
  • Chrysalis: "Well, at least it can't get worse."
  • Then Transparent High Council Members and the Real Tyro (his essence send by his sleeping body) appear.
  • The Real Tyro: So, hoodwinking my heirs and using that shapshifting hag to do your dirty work eh, Bro?
  • Chrysalis: I spoke too soon havent I?
  • Lord Cobra: You think?
  • Transparent Triton: "Have you anything to say in your defence?"
  • Cobra: "Uh.... LATES!"
  • Cobra and Chrysalis vanished!
  • Transparent Celestia: COWARDS!!!
  • Tyro: The nerve of that snake Brother of Mine! He and that witch must to have suckers tatooed on Spyro and Kairi's fourheads!

Chapter 4: The Search for Two Snails Begins

  • Kairi and Spyro awoke.
  • Spyro: "Uh, guys, this may be hard to explain, but-"
  • Soothsayer: "Before you say anything, here what we have to say first."
  • Kairi: "Yeah?"
  • The Real Tyro: (appears in spirital form) Please Soothsayer, let me. You guys have been betrayed again. Cobra had that witch, Chrysalis, to inpersonate me and lied to you guys about what happened. the only truth is Shelluon being guilty about abusing Shen and that he became a lord.
  • Joe: But how did Cobra find out what Celestia and the Soothsayer were planning?
  • Shifu: (sighs) That I dont know.
  • Alex: I got a safe bet that Cobra finding out has Teen Mang written all over it!
  • ???: "No it doesn't!"
  • Everyone looks at a bearly opened closet.
  • Voice: "Uh, i mean, Nothing in here but us jackets and coats. D'OH! I mean, i didn't say anything!"
  • Girl Sora: "Oh, let's see, what could be behind closet number 1?"
  • Girl Sora opens closet door and reveals Teen Mang.
  • Goofy: Gwarsh You were right, Alex!
  • Teen Mang: "Uh.... does, anyone want a.... (looks at his Burger King meal.) Freach fry?"
  • B.O.B.: "OH! OH! ME! I WANT A FREACH FRY!"
  • Everyone: "B.O.B.!"
  • Teen Mang: Time to make a quick getaway distraction! Ladies?
  • Icky: "What ladies?"
  • Iago: I think he means those ones! (Points to the Gaint Naked Raggity Anne Dolls from Cobra's Deception in Spyro and Kairi's Subconscious, and exsact same thing from before happens.)
  • Icky: "RAGGITY ANN SCARES ME!"
  • Teen Mang: Vasta Lavista. Suckers! NINJA SMOKE!
  • POOF!
  • Teen Mang is gone.
  • Donald: Hey, thats cheating! GET BACK HERE!
  • Boy Sora: Just ignore him, Donald.
  • Tyro: (to Spyro and Kairi) Now them, are you two allright?
  • Kairi: "All i end up knowing is that Shellion is on Slimeball, is now a lord, and regrets ever abusing Shen. is that much right?"
  • Tyro: Well yes and not exactly thanks to Mang and Chrysalis' hyjacking scheme.

A Few Minutes of explaining later....

  • Icky: "So, that's the story in the nutshell?"
  • Tyro: Yeah, pretty much. Really Akward huh?
  • Icky: "Yeah, so, Shelluon is on slimeball, regrets everything, and is a lord now?"
  • Tyro: Yes he is. So the only way for Shen to stop being an Anti-Snailtight is for you guys to take him derectly to Slimball and to Shelluon. If he sees Shen on his home, he will apologise for his abuse in the past and it will bring the Peacock and those who share his trust around. But Shen has to brace great demons for it.
  • Icky: "Just one problem: Shen might end up attacking the guy and rip him to shreads! Let's remeber this the same Peacock that destroyed an entire Panda village because a panda was gonna become a problem to him!"
  • Tyro: Well then if that's going to be his attidude then go with Spongebob's idea to exile him from the louge for his disturst to snails..... And allow Cobra to have his apprendtise back, and basicly doom the united universes."
  • Shifu: "Wait! i have a way we can make it work without allowing Shen to do such a thing! Monkey is capable to make cages in shape of any animal. He made one for Po once."
  • Icky: "Uh, why the hell is that?"
  • Tyro: Yeah Uncle Shifu, what are you getting at?
  • Shifu: "Think about it, Shen can't harm Shelluon if he is in A peacock shaped cage."
  • Tyro: Hm? Take Shen to Slimball by brute force by caging him huh? That works too. Do you guys wanna know where Gary is right now?
  • Spongebob: "YES! YEAH! (LAUGHS CRAZINGLY) WHOO! WHOO-HOO-HOO!"
  • Tyro: Uncle, is Spongebob always like this?
  • Shifu: "You have no idea."
  • Tyro: Ok I'll show you guys with my light powers. Kairi, Spyro, can you two close your eyes so I can show Gary's loctations through your minds and show it as an image to your friends?
  • beeping was heard.
  • Tyro: "Oh hang on!"
  • Tyro picks up a pager.
  • Tyro: "Hello? Oh, Hello mister producer. What? My place here is leading too much away from the original story and i need to stop now? Bu sir, the snail needs.... Oh what's that? Just tell them where Gary is? Ok, your the boss. (puts pager down.) Ok, insteand, i'll just say where Gary is. he's somewhere further out into the swamp. that's all i have time to say, because i am leading away from the story too much, and he wants this story over it. I have to go now."
  • Spongebob: But What about Gary?
  • Tyro: Propebly getting to the nearest bus station to catch a ride back to your homeworld useing some passes he stores in his shell by now.
  • Tyro vanishes.
  • Icky: "Well, i guess we're on our own from here on out."
  • Mimi: Sorry Everyone. I have to get ready to leave for Parie with Brandy, Rarity, Rainbow Dash and Fluttershy Tomorrow.
  • Kairi: And I promised Rarity I would babysit The Crusaders for the week.
  • Spyro: Sparx and I are gonna help the others get Shen into the peacock cage.
  • Po: "But we got to get Monkey, the 5, and the penguins into our side first."
  • Spongebob: "IF YOUR GONNA DO IT LIKE THAT, FINE! Patrick, Squidward-"
  • Squidward: "Pass."
  • Spongebob: "Darn. I mean, Patrick, Icky and Iago, Twilight and Spike will come with me to get Gary back!"
  • Twilight: "But i am needed to-"
  • Celestia: "It's ok. I canceled the meeting anyway. we can always resedguale with King Drakesis. I have to lead this expiditon to Slimeball. Sponegbob needs you and Spike right now."
  • Twilight: "On second thought, i guess my hooves are free."
  • Icky: "Yeah, count us in, Kiddo, finding some snail is gonna be much easier then trying capture a raged out peacock."
  • Iago: "Ditto."
  • Spike: "I'll bring marshmellows, chocolate, and gram crackers for s'mores!"
  • Patrick: "YAY! ADVENTURE HO!"
  • Spongebob: "Now that's more like it!"
  • Boy Sora: Say no more Spongebob, Donald, Goofy and I will go with Cynder and the others that will deal with taking Shen to Slimball.
  • Spyro: Oh, your such a true friend thank you guys.
  • Spongebob: "Patrick, and company. Let's roll."
  • Spongebob's group go down many diffrent poles then the elevater and arrive in the Temple's underground basement.
  • Spongebob: Feast your eyes guys!
  • Spike: "What are we looking at?"
  • The lights turn on reveal a seven seated newer version of the Patty Wagon.
  • Spongebob: The Patty Wagon 2!
  • Icky: "What happened to the original?"
  • Spongebob: Its right over in the secret Garage incase anything happens to the 2. Pluse Sandy and the Penguins build this for me and Patrick and added some advence technology used to build the van. Let me show you guys the 2's features.
  • Twilight: "Enlighten us."
  • Spongebob: Seasame Seed Finnish, Seal valbet Pickels, Grilled Lather intearior, 1000 horse powered rockets. An Ineractive coumputer with auto pilot. (Lefts hood) And under the hood, a fuel injected french fry with two overhead greece traps just like the original!
  • Twilight, Spike, Patrick, Iago and Icky: Woah!
  • Spongebob: Yeah, woah!
  • Everyone gets in it.
  • Icky: "Wait a minute, isn't it canon on your show that you don't have a driver's lisence, and that your a road menace?
  • Twilight: Yeah, And Ponys cant even drive."
  • Spike: "But your not driving."
  • Twilight: "Ovivious point noted. But still, driving without a licence isnt just scary, its down right dangerous and illegal."
  • SpongeBob- You don't need a license to drive an advanced sandwich. (Turns on Patty Wagon 2, and they drive away)
  • Spyro (on radio): Spongebob can you hear me?
  • Spongebob: "What is it now, Spyro?"
  • Spyro (on radio): We finnaly got the Five and the Penguins to finally listen to reason thanks to Shifu telling them about Tyro's Advice to us. Monkey is working on the Peacock Cage right now.
  • Icky: "Sweet. But, are they in any chance still worry that Shen isn't gonna take this very kindly?"
  • Spyro (on radio): "They are, but i told them this: What good is being a hero if your not willing to take risks?"
  • Iago: "Well, you still need to be crafty, Shen is the kinda bird that would almost be one step ahead of you."
  • Icky: "Oh, and there's still the wolfs and apes. They're loyal to Shen no matter what."
  • Spyro (On Radio): The Soothsayer will tell the wolfs and apes of our plan and when they listen to us, then Getting Shen into the Peacock Cage wont be a big problem and if that dosent work, we still got some wizards on our side.
  • Spongebob: "That'll be all Spyro."
  • Spyro (on the Radio): Good luck finding Gary Guys!
  • Spongebob: Ok, Hanger doors open up and Patty Wagon 2 Rocket Mode engage!
  • Icky: "Wait, i didn't put my-"
  • The Patty Waggon 2 changes into its Rocket Mode and hidden hanger doors open up.
  • Spongebob: Time to activate hyper drive!
  • Icky: "But-"
  • BLAST!
  • Icky: "YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW!"
  • Spongebob: HANG ON GARY!!! IM COMING TO BRING YOU HOME!!!
  • Patrick: WHAT HOME SPONGEBOB? BIKINI BOTTOM OR THE TEMPLE?
  • Spongebob: "I WAS BEING BRAMIATIC, PATRICK!"
  • Patrick: OK BUT SERIOUSLY WHAT HOME? BIKINI BOTTOM OR THE TEMPLE?
  • Spongebob: "OH FOR THE LOVE OF NEPTUNE, JUST FUCKING FORGET IT! I AM COMING GARY!"
  • Twilight: SPONGEBOB WATCH YOUR LAUNGUGE!!!!
  • Iago: YEAH, THIS IS A KIDS SHOW FOR PETE'S SAKES. DO YOU WANT THE CENSOR PEOPLE ON OUR BUTTS?
  • Spike: WELL I HOPE THAT BUS STATION GARY IS GOING TO HAS RESTROOMS CAUSE I NEED TO GO TO THE LITTLE DRAGON'S ROOM!!!
  • Twilight: "CONFOUND IT SPIKE, I THOUGHT I TOLD YOU TO GO BEFORE WE LEFT?!?!?"
  • Spike: WELL YEAH BUT....
  • Twilight: JUST HOLD IT IN, OK?
  • Icky: "YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW! I HATE IT WHEN THIS HAPPENS! (the Pattey Waggon 2 blasts off into the swamp)

The Next Day

  • Shifu: Yen Sid, thank you, Mickey and the wizards for coming. You will not believe the events that occured last night.
  • Spyro: "Not that you propbuly didn't already know, being a wizard, being able to forsee these kind of things."
  • Yen Sid: Yes, I know of your situation with Spongebob's beloved pet snail and Shen's distrust to his species due to a bad experience with an Alien Snail in the past.
  • Mickey: Gosh, I just hope Spongebob and the others find Gary.
  • Yen Sid: "Our concern belongs of our own challnage: being a step ahead of a crafty peacock."

Shen's room.

  • Lord Shen: "I can't believed Spongebob brought in that disgusting creature into the temple. Snails are nothing but trouble. That, disgusting sliming atrosity mistake of nature."
  • (Suddenley Shen hears a knock on the door, he opens it to find Celestia, Shifu and the Wizard Alience waiting outside his room)
  • Lord Shen: "Oh, can i be of service?"
  • Mickey: Shen, we want to have a talk with you reguarding your adittude with Spongebob's pet snail last night.
  • Lord Shen: "Sorry we're close."
  • Lord Shen slams the door!
  • Yen Sid: "This might be harder then i anpisinpated."
  • Spyro- Alright, let's go for Plan B!
  • Shifu- You mean knock him out?
  • Spyro- If that's what it takes, yes!
  • Shifu- (Sighs) Very well! Anyone got a mallet?
  • Lord Shen (from otherside of the door): "I CAN HEAR YOU OUT THERE YOU KNOW! NOW BEGONE BEFORE I HAVE THE WOLFS AND GORILLAS ESCHOURT YOU OUT, AND CONTINUING REFUSEL WILL LEAD ME TO ALLOW THEM TO BE ROUGH ABOUT IT!"
  • Boss Wolf: "Even on your girlfriend?"
  • Lord Shen (from the otherside of the door): "IF SHE'S GONNA BE A BITCH ABOUT THIS, THEN YES! ......... Oh crap i did not just say that."
  • a series of the sounds of locks being locked, and a huge thud of a giant door blocker, some chains, buttons being pressed, followed by a voice that said "System armed".
  • Shifu: Very well Shen your arrogant attitude leave us no choice! Wizards blast that door down!

otherside.

  • Lord Shen: "A mutinty? how can this happen? Cobra must be behind this! i can't be of help to anyone if i am captured! TO THE EXCAPE POD!"
  • Lord Shen runs to the escape pod.
  • Lord Shen: "Come on, turn on!"
  • Voice: "Welcome to the E.S.C.A.P.E P.O.D., Lord Shen. What is your disred destination?"
  • Lord Shen: "ANYWHERE BUT HERE!"
  • Voice: "Good enough."
  • Escape Pod begins to fly, and blasts through the roof!
  • The Wizards brake down the door but evreone sees the Escape Pod.
  • Sparx: Where did he get those awsome toys?
  • Dr. Cocarouch: "Uh.... Kolwalski's and My fault, guys. The intention was to make Shen more, advance for future production on cannons. turns out, he like them as what they were anyway, but, we did agree to give him, a secury system, and an escape pod?"
  • Boss Wolf (Sarcasticly): "Nice."
  • Shifu: Dr Cockroach, when this is over, Neither you or Kolwalski will not make Shen technaclly advanced again!
  • Dr Cocroach: Terribly sorry!
  • Yen Sid: Quick, we got to catch that bird! If we cant bring a Peacock to his cage, we'll bring the cage to him instead.
  • Girl Sora: Good thing too. Mimi should be ready to leave for Paris and Rarity, Rainbow Dash and Fluttershy should be here to drop the Crusaders of to Kairi.
  • Tigress: ""And how is that good?"
  • Izzy: We'll be out of the temple chasing Shen down and getting him to Slimball while Ignitus, Volteer, Cyril, Terradore and Merlin watch over Kairi and the girls and give Spongebob's group another method of transportation.

Kairi's room

  • Kairi is brushing Mimi's Hair while she is still in her princess dress. Palamon helps Brandy get their luggage out.
  • Brandy: Ok, where are Rarity, those two pegesi and three fillies? Our flight to Paris is going to leave in 3 hours!
  • Rainbow Dash: "Sorry i'm late! traffic was a horse's-"
  • an escape pod lands next to them!
  • Lord Shen (coming out of escape pod): "There you bunch are! Listen to me! something terrable happened! There's been a mutanity! Cobra has corrupted everyone! even Celestia! why, even the wizard allience! we must band togather and find a way to cure them! Now, the decorruption champer is in lobby 5, if we hurry up, we'll be done before-"
  • Kairi: Uncle Shen Please Listen to me. This is not what you think. Evreyone is trying to help you overcome your fear of snails!
  • Lord Shen: "Me? Afraid of snails? (laughs out loud!) I am not afraid of snails, i just hate them with an undying passon! there's a difference!"
  • Mimi: "Oh, thanks for clearing that up. Everyone thinks your afraid of snails. we should've guess is that you just have a very negitive opinion on them."
  • Lord Shen: "Thank you Mimi. But i am serious! Cobra has pulled another one of his bloody stunts! Now, we must act before-"
  • Suddenly Po and Alex Grabs Shen and pin down, giving out a peacock cry in pain in the progress.
  • Alex: We got him!
  • Lord Shen: "Mimi, Brandy, Girls, help me! I am your only chance and hope to de-corrupt them! get the de-corruption powder Merlin was working on in his room! now! it's our only chance!"
  • Soothsayer: Are you certain its not you who is courrpted by your paranoid fear of snails, Shen?
  • Kairi: I'm sorry uncle. I'm afraid I cant let your attitude to continue any longer.
  • Lord Shen: WHAT?!? Your against me too?
  • Celestia: She's right Shen. Your Anti-Snailtight behavor is making you go stark raving mad!
  • Lord Shen: "Wait.... OF ALL THE BLOODY DAMN REASONS TO CAUSE A MUTANITY, IT'S OVER SOMETHING AS TRIVAL AS ME HATING SNAILS?! SINCE WHEN DOES THE LOUGE ATTACK THOSE WHO HAVE BAD OPINIONS ON SOMETHING! IF SO, WHY NOT WE JUST GO AFTER THOSE THAT HATE THE G4 MY LITTLE PONY SHOW AND DO BRONIES A SERVICE! WHATEVER HAPPENED TO BEING ENTITLED TO AN OPINION?!?!"
  • Shifu: ENOUGH!!! Monkey, get the peacock cage! Sorcerors be ready with a knock out spell!
  • Kairi: Oh that knock out spell wont be nessesary, Shifu. I know how to deal with this one (Gets out her keyblade).
  • Lord Shen: "(Gasp), Kairi, no! what are you doing? have you forgotten the good times we had? So what i don't like snails! i have other reasons then that blasted Shelluon! when has a snail ever been productive in the united universes? not at all! all they do is leave slime trails and that's it! They are also slow, and really hard to look at, not to mention unpleasent to touch! they're just slugs with shells! if you and Spongebob like them that's fine with you, but aside from you and, everyone in this room appearently, snails are not universely liked! i mean really, name one snail that actselly accomplished something in life?!"
  • Skipper: "He does have a good point. Snails are not exsactly famous of actselly doing something other then being slower then turtles."
  • Lord Shen: "Thank you, Skipper."
  • Kairi: I know. But Gary's going to be apart of the family now so evreyone's taking you to Slimball where Shelluon wants to make amends with you for abusing you and I want you to apologize to Gary for being so mean to him and accept him as a family member. Alex, Po, hold Uncle Shen down good so I can knock him out for you guys to put him in the peacock cage!
  • Lord Shen: "NO! ANYTHING BUT THAT MONSTER! HE PUT YOU ALL UP TO THIS, DID HE?! HAS HE LEARNED CORRUPTION MAGIC AND FORCED YOU ALL TO DO THIS?! CAUSE WHEN I GET MY HANDS ON HIM, I AM GONNA-"
  • Alex: Actually it was Tyro but this is for your own good, anyway.
  • Marty: Ok girl. Do whatcha gotta do!
  • Kairi: This is for you, Gary! (Readys her Keyblade to hit Shen)
  • Lord Shen: NO!!! KAIRI!!! I'M BEGGING YOU!!! (A loud wack and peacock screach of pain is heard from outside the temple while a white limo drives up to the entence)
  • Wolf guards: "It's lord Shen! he's in trouble!"
  • Boss Wolf: Hold your horses boys! Lord Shen is not in trouble!
  • Ape Guard: But how do you know that?
  • Wolf Gurad: "Yeah, that was a peacock screeh of pain?!"
  • Boss Wolf: Trust me. Lord Shen has a little paranormal snail hating attitude proplem but the louge is taken care of that.

Back in Kairi's Room.

  • The Louge have secussfuly put the knocked out Shen in Monkey's Peacock build cage.
  • Yen Sid: Good Work. And now for a powerful spell that will see that Shen will not get any ideas of escaping.
  • Gilda: "Yo guys, there's a white limo outside the temple."
  • Mimi: Oh goodie! Our ride to the airport is here! Rarity has a limo to pick me, Brandy and Rainbow Dash up! And the girls should be with her and Fluttershy right now.
  • Spyro: "We're sorry the last thing you have to see of this place was, what accured a few hours ago."
  • Ignitus: (Entering) Is Everyone allright? I send Cyril to let the Cursaders in and escort them here.
  • T.K: Ignitus, you just missed the most awsome thing Kairi did to Shen.
  • Matt: Yeah, nice use of the keyblade Kairi.
  • Marty: You the girl!
  • Ignitus: "I, expect Shen's capture went well."
  • Alex: It sure did! You know how to deal with this untill the last minute Kairi.
  • Tigress: I gotta admit. That was pretty hardcore.
  • Kairi: 'But was hard for me to just, turn on him like that, even if it's for Gary."
  • Shifu: (Sighs) Yes I know. But this entire madness will be over soon enough.
  • Cyril: Pardon me, evreyone but I do believe Kairi's little guests have arrived. Come on in girls.
  • Applebloom: Hey everyone- Why is Shen in a Peacock shaped cage?"
  • Kairi: Its short of along story, girls.

A few minutes of explaining later...

  • Scootaloo: "Seriously, your doing this because he doesn't like snails? They're not every well liked creatures you know."
  • Kairi: I know but what ever my uncle likes it or not. Gary is going to be apart of the family now so we dont reject new family members, specially if it belongs to a not very well liked spieces.
  • Mimi: Girls, were going to the airport now so you better hurry and say your goodbyes.
  • Spyro: Ok Kairi, you babysit the crusaiders, the others and I will handle the rest right Sora?
  • Soras (both boy and girl:): "Who, me or her/him?"
  • Spyro: (laughs) I mean Boy Sora but you guys know what I mean.
  • Sparx: Ah, The Dragon who inherit Tyro's kung-fu and wicked sence of humor.
  • Celestia: "As much as i enjoy a good joke, we got a mission to do."

Outside

  • Rarity: Now girls, I want you three to behave yourselves for Kairi while Mimi, Brandy, Rainbow Dash, Fluttershy and I have a wonderful time in Parie ok?
  • Sweetiebelle: It'll be fine, Rarity! We can take care of ourselves as long as we stick together!
  • Rarity: Well, just don't get yourselves in too much trouble. Especially not after what happened when Fluttershy watched over you.
  • Applebloom: Yeah, no joke. Well, girls, let's go. This Kairi girl seems pretty nice.
  • Rarity: Oh, she is, Applebloom. In fact, she was responsible for curing Lord Shen from his darkness.
  • Scootaloo: Ooh, impressive. Well, we'll see you later, Rarity!
  • Rarity: We'll be back in a week! See you later! Or as we say it in French, Ah bientot! (Leaves with the others in the limo bound for the airport)
  • Kairi: (CMC's face Kairi) Ok girls, Now that I'm incharge of you, were going to have a fun week now that Rarity's going to Europe.
  • Merlin: Now Girls, Inform me, Ignitus and the other guardians if you need anything ok?
  • Scootaloo- Actually, there is one thing we might need...

Later

  • Applebloom: (The CMCs are hang-gliding) YEEEEEEEEHAH!
  • Scootaloo: This is AWESOME!
  • Sweetiebelle: Yeah! Just look at how high we are!
  • All 3: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWWESOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMME!
  • Kairi: Oh, dear!
  • Ignitus: You had to give them the hang glider, didn't you?
  • Merlin: Please, Ignitus! I love to see a little child happy!
  • Scootaloo: Let's go back and get Kairi!

Chapter 5: The Rotten Le Flour

Paris, France

  • French Toad- Behold, my copains (French: buddies), my new wagon-restaurant! (French- diner!)
  • French Toad 2- Sainte enfer, Pierre! (French- Holy ****, Pierre!) How did you afford this place? It absolutely amazing! I bet whoever owned it was very popular.
  • Pierre- It was easy, Raphael! Turns out, this restaurant was once popular in it's day. I believe it was called 'Gusteau's'. Tragiquement, (French: Tragically) from what I heard, it had a recent rat infestation of some sort. Although, some say the day before it shut down, it was being RUN by the rats. But, that's not important! Now, I shall call it "Pierre Plaza"!
  • Raphael- Excellente réputation, Pierre! (French- Excellent name, Pierre!) I'm sure it shall be much better than our old cafe!

Past

  • Rat Customer- ARE YOU TRYING TO KILL US, YOU CHIENNE?!? (French: *****?!?) YOU MADE THIS CUISINE OUT OF RAT! PENSEZ-VOUS QUE NOUS SOMMES FOUTUS CANNIBALES?!? (French: DO YOU THINK WE'RE GOD**** CANNIBALS?!?)
  • Pierre- I am very sorry, moseiur, I didn't know you were a rat, honest! S'il vous plaît ne me tuez pas! (French: Please don't kill me!) (Rats beat up Pierre)

Later

  • French Lizard- Ce restaurant est officiellement fermé! (French: This diner is officially shut down!)(Diner is closed down)
  • Pierre- Faire foutre! (French: ****!)

Present

  • Pierre- Yes! It shall be much better! And this time, we shall check every customer for it's species so this problem shall not happen again! Now, let's get to work! (2 toads go inside old restaurant, and behind them, Mimi, Rainbow Dash, Fluttershy, and Rarity appear)
  • Rainbow Dash- Well, this is it! Paris, France!
  • Rarity- Odd! I thought Paris would be a bit more picturesque. Instead, it's just traffic, and some guy using a jackhammer.
  • Construction Worker- But, moseiur, this is not a jackhammer. It is a 'Jacquehammer'. (Turns on 'Jacquehammer', and it makes funny French laugh noise as it plows into the road)
  • Mimi: I still cant wait to impress those french photographers with the many difrient and beautiful versions of my Princess dress am my right, Rarity?
  • Rarity: "One thing though, we have to be noticed first. you don't get followed by camera men for just being cute. otherwise, then they would be perverts.
  • ???: 'And i am just ze snake to help."
  • Rarity and Mimi: "Huh?"
  • French Snake that looks like Sir Hiss but in a french hat and fancy suit: "Allow me introduse myself, I am reknown fast-on de-sign-ner, Frances Le flour."
  • Mimi: "Uh, Fances Le Flower?"
  • Frances: "No no no, my sweet, Le Flour."
  • Mimi: "Uh....."
  • Frances: "I see it is better if you refer me as Frances."
  • A mantis with a french moustase appeared.
  • The Mantis: "Wow Mr. Le Flour, lucky for her she has good looks for a Human, no? otherwise, she would not get alot of men for being, how do you say, very stu-pid, no?"
  • Frances: "Shut it, Mante! these are deliget and sensitive laters."
  • Mante: "Sorry boss."
  • A donkey: "Hey Frances, i like the one with the purple hair. think i can ask her on a date?"
  • Frances: "Shut up, ane, you stupid idiot!"
  • Rarity: "Uh, those two are not with you, are they?"
  • Frances: "Oh, please mind my useless assassents, they work for me, and sometimes they failed to mind their mannors!"
  • Ane: "But sir, the white one's le hot."
  • Frances tail swips Ane!
  • Frances: "NO YOU CANNOT FORCE THAT ONE TO HAVE *** WITH YOU! THAT IS NOW YOU ENDED UP BEING ACCUSED OF *** IN THE FIRST PLACE YOU SMELLY IDIOT!! MY REPUTATION WAS ALMOST RUIN BECAUSE OF YOU! NOW BEHAVE, OR I'LL PUT YOU IN LE PIT LIKE YOUR SISTER?!?!"
  • Mimi and Rarity made concerned faces as well did the others.
  • Frances: "Uh... Is it too late to pretend for you ladies that you did not hear that, just now?"
  • Mimi: Excuse me, do you know where we'll find Photo Finnish? Rarity told me she'd be here in Parie.
  • Frances: "Oh please, i am a thousond times bet-ter then her! My fastion is so great, it caused riots. Women murdered eachother for my (blows a kiss) masterpiece!"
  • Rainbow Dash: "Are you really that great?"
  • Frances: "You hear that? Is Frances Le flour that great?"
  • Mante: "Madam wassell, he's greater then the ruler of france!"
  • Ane: "Better the Oprah"
  • Mante: "Better then Lauren Frost!"
  • Ane: "Better then god!"
  • Mante: "Even greater then Jerry Louis!"
  • Ane: "So he's much better then that has-been puny house that is Photo Finish!"
  • Frances: "So, what do you fien ladies think of me?"
  • Mimi: Girls do you think we should trust them?
  • Rainbow Dash: "Let's look at the fact that he insults his friends, one of them accused of a crime, the other insulted you, Mimi, and this "Franky" guy just shouted outloud that he has the donkey's sister in a pit?"
  • Frances: "Now ladies, i only mistreat the idiot help, i would never mistreat or abuse you fine, fine, fine ladies. Second, i apologies how these imbaciles behaved, and i promise Ane's criminal record is nothing to be concerned of, he was proven inosent cause the woman was believed to be mentally out of it. Mante, his has a big mouch for a puny small brained insect. Now come on, ladies, i am a trust wrothy rep-tile. I will make you noticed by the camera men. My de-signs, are to scream for! i have woman breaking in to my house all ze time. and i promise, you ladies will be on many magizines, even side roles in those "Playboy" magizines for my lanziray designs!"
  • Fluttersy: "Lanziray?"
  • Rarity: "It's french for underwear, Fluttershy."
  • Frances: "So, what do you say? I will not take a no for an answer."
  • ??? There he is!!
  • (The girls see the vultrue cops from the Timon and Pumbaa Series with a Fox in a fancy texedo with a leather cape, top hat, monocle and Cane)
  • Fox: "Thats the serpent bastard and his cohords that nearly robbed me of my fortune and ruined my sister's reputation thanks to that filthy fashion con of theirs and took her life's savings with them! And i heard he keeps the sister of one of his henchmen in a pit!"
  • Ane: "Uh... Frances, What do we do now?"
  • Frances: "Uh, no no! you must mistook me for another very handsome and dashing snake!"
  • Mante: "Yeah! in no way he's Frances De Con Artest Le Flour, France's number one master criminal and convicted gender volater!"
  • Frances: "GARBAGE BRAIN?!"
  • Mante: "What, i said you weren't Frances De Con-"
  • Frances: "OH SHUT UP!"
  • Cop Vulture: Ok Frances, your coming with us!
  • Cop Vulture 2: Yeah, you pulled your last fashion con scheme!
  • Frances: "Ane, push the girls into the car!"
  • Ane grabs all the girls and tossed them into the car!
  • Frances opens the car and gets in, with Mante, and Ane taking the wheel!"
  • Frances: "FLOOR IT!"
  • Ane floors it!
  • Ane: "It's a good thing i know how to drive!"

a hide-out somewhere.

  • Rainbow Dash: Well this is just great! We haven't gotten on to our shopping spree and help Mimi become a fasion model, but now we just got kidnapped by a con-snake who just wanted Mimi's body and our money.
  • Mimi: Well, this just cant get any worse!
  • Frances: Get that Princess dress wearing girl tied up and gagged along with those three ponies and the dog girl!
  • Brandy: "You had to say it, did ya?"
  • Mimi: I'm a huge glutton for punishment!
  • Mante: You want the captives hands behind their backs as usual Frances?
  • Frances: "Yes, and be sure their butts are sticking out in ze air."
  • Ane: "My faverite part."
  • Rarity: AHH! Thats inaporpeate even for our standerds!
  • Frances: Ozzie! Be quick and help Mante tie up those girls and have their booties sticking in ze air!
  • Rainbow Dash: "Hey, who's Ozzie?"
  • The Girls turn to see a French accent Weasel with a pack of Rats, Weasels, Stoats and Ferrests.
  • Ozzie: Hey boys, lookie who we have here. Some five prettie lady captives to tie and gagged.
  • Ferret: I love the gown on the human girl, boss!
  • Mimi: "EEK! RATS!!!"
  • Fluttershy: "Please, we'll give you whatever you want! take the money, just don't hurt us?!"
  • Rainbow Dash: "DAMN IT FLUTTERSHY, YOUR SUCH A COWARD?!"
  • Frances: "I am afraid ladies, it's not just ze money i want. i also desire, you lovely women. Once we have our fun with you, we'll auction you off to the arabian auction off where rich men buy the perfect wife. and i trust, with your fine figures, you'll be wonderful aditions. But first, we must, break your spirits, so there will be no defience."
  • Brandy: "LISTEN HERE YOU PERVY REPTILE! DON'T YOU KNOW WHO YOUR DEALING WITH HERE? ME AND MIMI ARE MEMBERS OF THE SHELL LOUGE SQUAD, AND OUR PONY FRIENDS ARE EQUESTIA'S OWN ELEMENTS OF HARMONY?!"
  • Frances: "Oh? and where are the rest of your friends?"
  • Brandy: "We were here on a paid shopping spree before you jerks ruined it!"
  • Frances: "Oh then in that case, your spirits must really be broken! and i'll trible your prize to the auction off!"
  • Mante: Shall we tie them up now Frances?
  • Frances: Yes, and Lets keep them gagged and tied up for the sex slave acution this friday. Prossed gentlemen.
  • Rainbow Dash: "You'll never break our spirits!!"
  • Ozzie: Just Watch us! Tie those ladies up, boys!
  • Rainbow Dash: "SCREW THIS! I'M OUT OF HERE!"
  • Rainbow Dash dashed away!
  • Frances: "Someone catch here!"
  • Ozzie: Catch her Selina! Dont let the rainbow one get away!
  • (A Harpy Eagle with a french accient nods and gose after Rainbow Dash at light speed!)

Back with the cops.

  • A perry the platypus lookalike in a police uniform appears on a motoerscooter.
  • Fox: Ah! Inspector Jaq Tyler Ornithorynque (French for Platypus) of Inerpol! Thank goodness you are here!
  • Jaq: (Slaps the fox) YOU IDIOT!!! HOW COULD YOU LET FRANCES AND HIS GOONS KIDNAP THOSE POOR FIVE GIRLS, JAMES?!?
  • James: "OW MY FACE! I am very sorry sir, it happened so fast!"
  • Jaq: Tell me! Where did he take them?
  • Vultrue Cop: They headed south to their secret lair!
  • Jaq: What did the girls look like?
  • Vultrue Cop 2: One was a human girl dressed up in a princess dress, the other was a dog girl and the rest are three ponies from Equestria!
  • Jaq: Quick. Get me Inspector Carmalita Fox, Tell her whats happened!
  • James: Of course!

Back in the villains lair.

  • Frances: I trust your bindings and gags are too your liking ladies?
  • Ane: "Uh sir, Selina still hasn't catured the rainbow horse."
  • Selina the Harpy Eagle returns with Rainbow Dash beaten up and pinned down in her strong talons.
  • Rainbow Dash: (Beaten up and brused) I should have have stayed with you guys to get tied up and gagged didnt I?
  • Fluttershy: "We don't blame you for being brave, Rainbow Dash."
  • Rarity: "Albeit being pretty moronic about it."
  • Rainbow Dash: "Well how was i suppose to know they have a Harpy!?"
  • Selina: That's Harpy Eagle to you, you rainbow mained, she-twat!
  • Frances: As I was saying, I trust your bindings are to your liking ladies?
  • Rarity: "Just take away liking."
  • Brandy: "This is a major disrespect to the greatest know heroes to the united universes!"
  • Frances: Ah, Good! Ok everyone you know what to do!
  • Selina: Put the four captives asses in ze air! boys!
  • Rarity: "You bunch are the most uncilised group i ever seen!"
  • Frances: "Where are the gags, this one is whining!"
  • Rarity: "I am not whining! I am merely complaining, do want to here whining? THIS IS WHI-"
  • The Ferrets gag Rarity, Brandy, Mimi and Fluttershy with some long damp cloths.
  • Rainbow Dash: Ok, I'm just gonna keep my mouth just to prevent myself from getting gagged.
  • Frances: (Dubbed as Hades) Good answer.
  • Selina: Now, boys!
  • Weasels raised the girl's rears.
  • Frances: "Nothing pleasures a man more, then a woman's buttocks."
  • Ane: "No kidding."
  • Mante: "Oh oui, mosisure."
  • Ferret: (To Mimi while taking pictures of the four girls rears) Nice booty baby!
  • Mimi Brakes down crying while struggling with the ropes tying her wrists behind her back!
  • Weasel (taking pictures): "What a horse butt!"
  • Fluttershy whimpers.
  • Rainbow Dash growls when she heard that.
  • Selina: Ok, lets spank their asses while they start crying their eyes.
  • Rainbow Dash: This is torture! I cant watch the rest of this.
  • Mimi: (Sobbing) Spongebob and Palamon. I wish you could hear me. I have been kidnapped and I need you guys! Where are you?!?

rest stop.

  • Icky: "I love these burgers!"
  • Spongebob: "Oh i know, and- WAIT A MINUTE, WE'RE SUPPOSE TO FIND GARY!"
  • Twilight: "Oh now you realised?"

Hide-out.

  • Ozzie: "Who better to spank them then Ol' Octavio?"
  • Rainbow Dash: "Who?"
  • A giant red octopus appeared.
  • Rainbow Dash: "Oh sweet Celestia's flank."
  • Frances: Ovtavio, would you be so kind is to have those ladies buttocks please?
  • Octavio: (laughing) Why not? Sounds like fun to me. (He goes over to the girls and begins spanking thier rear ends with some four planks)
  • Rainbow Dash: "No! NOOOOOO!"

Dragon Realms- Gas Station

  • Spongebob and Patrick: (Singing) Oh Im a Goofy Goober Yeah, Your a Goofy Goober Yeah, We're all Goofy Goobers Yeah, Goofy, Goofy, Goober, Goobers YEAH!!!
  • Spike: (Singing) Oh I'm a Goofy Goober...
  • Twilight, Iago and Icky: Spike!
  • Spike: What? Its catchy!
  • Spongebob (Honks the horn to get the gas attendant's attention): Fill it up please.
  • Twilight: And Can my assistant use your washrooms please?
  • A bat and a rat is seen.
  • Bat: "We out of business. We don't serve ketchup and musturd no more! (Slap each other then brake down laughing hysterically)
  • Gas Attendant (who was a horse): Guys! (Gets Gas Tank Filler) Knock it off! (fills Patty Wagon 2 with gas) The washroom's right over there miss.
  • Spike- Thanks! (Runs over to bathroom)
  • Rat- Hey, Battus? Do dragons eat genstones?
  • Battus- They sure do, Rattus!
  • Rattus- Well, whatever he's getting out of his system, it must be PURE GOLD! (SLAP, both laugh)
  • Twilight- Hey! Nobody makes fun of my assistant like that!
  • Battus- And what're you gonna do about it, Ponyface?
  • Twilight- (Uses magic to make Battus and Rattus' mouths disappear) There! If you can't say anything nice, then don't say anything at all!
  • Spike- (Coming out of bathroom) Whew! That feels so much better! (Sees Battus and Rattus with no mouths) Uh...why do they have no mouths all of a sudden?
  • SpongeBob- What did you do with their mouths, Twilight?
  • Twilight- Oh, I temporarily made them disappear so they can think about what they said! They'll learn soon enough!
  • Patrick- (Laughs) No mouths! (Laughs) What a bunch of losers! (Laughs)
  • Hourse the gas attendent horse: "I'm sorry for their behavior, they get bored real easy, and that they're real bigmpuths."
  • Twilight- Well, that's their problem!
  • Hourse- Yep! It sure is!
  • Twilight- Now, C'mon, Spike, we need to find Gary.
  • Spike- Coming, SpongeBob! (Hops in Patty Wagon 2)
  • SpongeBob- Aw, poor Gary! Out there all by himself! He'll never make it alone out there! I hope he's alright!

Meanwhile

  • Gary- (Slithers through the streets of France while his stomach growls) Meow! (Notices Pierre's Plaza) Meow! (Tries to cross a road, but the vehicles are too fast for him to cross) Meow! (Notices traffic cones)

Later...

  • Gary- (Successfully manages to cross the road, but causes damages to the traffic in the process) Meow! (Slithers inside Plaza)
  • Guy- SACRE BLEU! (Throws Gary out of the Plaza) Aucun permis escargots! (French: No snails allowed!)
  • Gary- (Sighs) Meow!...(Gets an idea)

Much Later...

  • Gary- (Sneaks into food, and eats some of it) Meow!
  • Pierre- (Comes inside food safe) I told you, Verne, I don't serve frog legs! That's disgusting, even if I'm just a toad! (Gary hides) What the? Where's the celery? I swore it was here someplace! (Searches around for celery, and Gary gets nervous, and once Pierre looks in his hiding place, he's gone)...Hmm...Oh, well! Je peux obtenir le céleri un peu plus! (French: I can get some more celery!) (Leaves, and Gary is revealed to have hidden in the top shelf)
  • Gary- (Sighs in relief) Meow!
  • Pierre- (Outside) What the?...(Gary hides again as Pierre looks inside again) What was that? I could've sworn I heard a cat in here.
  • The otehr toad chef: "Good news boss, i hired some waiters to work for us, and this Flamingo girl is head waitress. She said she has a sister who is cybernetic Flamingo ot something."
  • Pierre: "Well, what's her name, Archy?"
  • Archy: "Alexsandra, sir. She may be new, but she seems to know what she is do-ing, sir."
  • Pierre: "Good to know, i think i will meet with this Alexsandra... Just as i soon as i investigate that weird cat sound."
  • Archy: "Cat sound?"
  • Pierre- Oui! There's a cat in here! And I think it STOLE MY CELERY!
  • Archy- Well, did you notice the snail slime on the walls? (Snail slime is all over wall)
  • Pierre- Actually, I have not. And they lead right...(Sees Gary's hiding spot) THERE! (Finds Gary) Oh my gosh, a snail!
  • Gary- Meow!
  • Pierre- Aww, he's cute! Cute enough to be COOKED!
  • Gary- MEOOOWWR! (Scratches Pierre)
  • Pierre- OWCH! (Gary tries to slither away, but he is too slow) GOTCHA! (Grabs Gary) You're gonna be the first snail in my batch to die! (Chuckles)
  • Archy- Uh, Pierre, I don't think that's a good idea.
  • Pierre- Oh, va te faire foutre, Archy! (French: Screw you, Archy!) This snail will be a fine appatizer for the food critic that will be here in 3 days. Says he wants to make sure we aren't selling canniballistic nonsense again! Besides, no one actselly cares if snails are eaten. We're french. they're a deliciouy to us."
  • Archy: "I know, but, it meowed. it might be someone's pet."
  • Pierre: "I repeat, NO ONE CARES for snails! All snails are famous for is being slow, ugly, and slimey creatures! they're just Slugs with shells on them! Besides, Cats go meow and are considered pets, but in some places in china, they actselly eat them. Cows are scared in India, but are food to the Ama-ri-cans."
  • A female voice: "I thought you swore off making animal based foods!"
  • Archy: "Oh, that is Alexsandra, the female flamingo sister to the cyber flamingo i mentioned earlier."
  • Pierre: "Please uderstand Miss Alexsandra, Count Vladamer demands a snail! and snails, they are not universely popular, outside that we french eat them, no? They have not done anything outside being slow and ugly and slimey slugs in shells!"
  • Alexsandra: That maybe true but that little snail just meowed like a cat so Archy may be right. What if he dose belong to someone?
  • Pierre- Well I say, they can go **** theirselves, because they weren't watching their pet more closely! Look, Count Vladamer is gonna have my reastaurant closed down if he doesn't get what he wants! And if my new restaurant gets closed down, then I'll bring great shame to my family name! DO YOU WANT ME TO DISGRACE MY FAMILY AGAIN, MADAME?!?
  • Alexandra-...Uh...No?
  • Pierre- Good. Then we shall not talk about this again, no?
  • Alexandra- (Sighs) No!
  • Pierre- That's a good flamant! (French: flamingo!) Now se remettre au travail! (French: Get back to work!) (Alexandra and Archy leave) Now, my little apéritif, you shall make a great snail special for Count Vladamer! (Laughs) Je ne suis jamais être arrêté à nouveau! (French: I'll never be shut down again!)
  • Gary-...Meow?

Chapter 6: The Plot Thickens...And It Needs To Lose Weight

Meanwhile in the Shell Louge Squad Fan somewhere in space

  • Spyro: Dodo, progress report on Slimball's location?
  • Mr. Dodo was playing a vidoe game.
  • Spyro: "Mr. Dodo!"
  • Mr. Dodo: (jumps) By Jove! Spyro my boy, I wish you wouldent scare me like that!
  • Spyro: Sorry about that but progress report on Slimball's location?
  • Mr. Dodo: "Oh uh, sorry, I got distracted. Here, let me turn on the planet tracker."
  • Mr. Dodo turns on planet tracker.
  • Mr. Dodo: "Roughly 40 or so miles. It might take a few hours to actselly get closer."
  • Spyro: "Good, cause Shen woke up, and he is one angry bird."
  • Lord Shen: (Both Angry and Crying at the same time while still in the Peacock shaped Cage and Unable to escape thanks to Yen Sid's magic) YOU CANT DO THIS TO ME!!!! I HAVE EVREY RIGHT!!!! I DEMAND A TRAIL THIS INSTANT!!!!
  • Celestia: "I wish I could Shen, but i been asked not too."
  • Lord Shen: "WHAT FAT BRAINED TURKEY MADE YOU DO THAT?!!"
  • Shrek: Stop whining you big baby your going to be fine!
  • Boy Sora: Guys, this will make him behave. (To Shen) Do you want us to get Marty to drive us the rest of the way there?
  • Shen was silent.
  • Marty: "Man, I can't believed you used me as a threat!"
  • Alex: He just said that to make Shen be quiet Marty.
  • Marty: Oh.
  • Alex: Good little peacock now stay!
  • Kari: (Walks in with Gatomon lawning her eyes out): Are we there yet?
  • B.O.B.: "Can we stop for burger king?"
  • Po: "I want McDonalds!"
  • Mantis: "I rather we stop for Pizza!"
  • Mr. Dodo (intercom): "DON'T MAKE ME TURN THIS VAN AROUND!!"
  • Spyro: Guys! Seriously. We'll get somthing to eat when this is over!
  • Celestia: Oh, are you tired Kari?
  • Kari: "Yeah. Why do worlds have to be so far away?"
  • Boy Sora: We're going to be there soon. We live in a big universe after all
  • Cynder: Yeah.
  • Lord Shen (thinking): "I don't know what's going on? Eventally i realised Cobra isn't behind this, cause then Cynder would be in Avatar Cynder form, and also, he would't bother corrupting the rest, being the self-impourent ingreat he is! Who else could it be? Nefarious? No, he's a twat. The dark dragon? No, too "more interested to destroy us then convert us" kinda guy. That Hank character? No, because Sandy is with them. that kung fu fox guy i heard about once who wants to get rid of the Square-One? oh, what was his name? nah, then Shifu would've been imprisoned with me. Then who?!"

Paris France- Inerpol HQ

  • Jaq: Thank you all for coming to this meeting evreyone. I called you all here is because that we got a serious situation regarding that pevert phsycho pathic con-snake Frances Le Flour. That villainous pervy bastard and his cohords have done it again!
  • Evreyone Gasps in concern.
  • Carmillia: "What did that monster in snake skin do this time?"
  • Jaq: Go on James, tell them what you saw since were there when that villain strucked.
  • James: "Well, it all started when i came home and saw my sister in absoluty the most humiliating outfit in the world...."

Flashback

  • James: (Gasps) Stella! What happended to you!
  • Stella (dressed like a chicken was crying!) I was tricked by a monster brother! He robbed me of my life's savings!
  • James: What! I will see that Con-Snake Frances Le Flour hang for this! (gets the phone and calls the police)
  • (James): And now comes to most frightning and horrible part of my sotry.

The Day Mimi and her friends arrived in Paris

  • James: There he is!!!
  • (The girls see the vultrue cops from the Timon and Pumbaa Series with James appear)
  • James: "Thats the serpent bastard and his cohords that nearly robbed me of my fortune and ruined my sister's reputation thanks to that filthy fashion con of theirs and took her life's savings with them! And i heard he keeps the sister of one of his henchmen in a pit!"
  • Ane: "Uh... Frances, What do we do now?"
  • Frances: "Uh, no no! you must mistook me for another very handsome and dashing snake!"
  • Mante: "Yeah! in no way he's Frances De Con Artest Le Flour, France's number one master criminal and convicted gender volater!"
  • Frances: "GARBAGE BRAIN?!"
  • Mante: "What, i said you weren't Frances De Con-"
  • Frances: "OH SHUT UP!"
  • Cop Vulture: Ok Frances, your coming with us!
  • Cop Vulture 2: Yeah, you pulled your last fashion con scheme!
  • Frances: "Ane, push the girls into the car!"
  • Ane grabs all the girls and tossed them into the car!
  • Frances opens the car and gets in, with Mante, and Ane taking the wheel!"
  • Frances: "FLOOR IT!"
  • Ane floors it!
  • Ane: "It's a good thing i know how to drive!"
  • The Villains Take off with James and The Vulture Cops coughing at the smoke!
  • James: "Oh no! Officer, contact help, please! those girls don't know what they're in for!"
  • Vulture Cop: On it! (Goes to a near by phone) Hello, operatior! Get me Inspector Jaq Tyler Ornithorynque of Inerpol!
  • (James): "And that was then I ended up here."
  • Jaq arrives to the scene of the kidnapping in his motor scooter
  • James: Ah! Inspector Jaq Tyler Ornithorynque of Inerpol! Thank goodness you are here!
  • Jaq: (Slaps the fox) YOU IDIOT!!! HOW COULD YOU LET FRANCES AND HIS GOONS KIDNAP THOSE POOR FIVE GIRLS, JAMES?!?
  • James: "OW MY FACE! I am very sorry sir, it happened so fast!"
  • Jaq: Tell me! Where did he take them?
  • Vultrue Cop: They headed south to their secret lair!
  • Jaq: What did the girls look like?
  • Vultrue Cop 2: One was a human girl dressed up in a princess dress, the other was a dog girl and the rest are three ponies from Equestria!
  • Jaq: Quick. Get me Inspector Carmalita Fox, Tell her whats happened!
  • James: Of course!
  • Jaq: And James. I want you ro come with me to HQ so we can ask you a few questions on Frances latest victims, ok?

reality.

  • James: "And that's all i know."
  • Jaq: All right evreyone! The Lab boys have found some disturbing images and a vdieo of the poor girls that may bring a shock to all of you. Hit the lights, Phill!
  • Phill (a crab) turns off the lights.
  • Jaq: "Again, there will be disturbing images, so, you might be in danger of losing your lunch, so this not something you want to see on a full stomich."
  • Inerpol Pig Cop: Is it the one where Frances had his last victims turned into Centaurs by sticking them togather with tape and some glue and has that octopus henchman of his spanked them before he sold them to that Vegetable Plantation in the Country?
  • Jaq: Oh much worse then that, Tommy. (Puts a disc into a slideshow projecter) Ok, evreybody, prepare yourselves.
  • Monkey Cop: "HA! I have a very strong stomich, how bad could it possably-"
  • Jaq shows the first image of Ozzie and the weasels lifting the four captives' rears in the air.
  • Carmalita: OH DEAR LORD!!
  • Inerpol Comissioner: Holly sweet mother of mercy!
  • Jaq: What do you guys think about that?
  • Monkey Cop: "Oh please! I seen stuff like that all the time by Brony fan art makers on Devinart. In fact, i'm a fan of the show itself."
  • Jaq: "For the sake of decenty, could you at least humor us and pretend your disgusted by this?"
  • Shows another image of Mimi crying while Octavio spanks her, Rarity, Brandy and Fluttershy with the wooden planks!
  • Monkey Cop: "Oh no! he did not just hurt Fluttershy!!"
  • Jaq: Oh but he did Chris! Now the last image is what that Harpy Eagle did to the 5th victim of the girls before I show the video.
  • Monkey Cop: "Wait, why isn't Rainbow Dash with the others getting butt smacked by the octop-"
  • Jaq shows an image of Selina painting Rainbow Dash's skin white with pooka dots while shes tied up to a target and the Weasels, Stoats, Ferrets and Rats throwed daggers, eggs and cream pies at her!
  • Chris- NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!
  • Jaq- That, my friends, is what's called 'sexual torture'!
  • Bear Cop: "When is sexual torture is like that? i mean, shouldn't it involve Frances and his guy henchmen forcing those girls to mate with them?"
  • Jaq: "If we were a show for adults, yes, but this is a kids show, so it has to be toned down to butt spanking, having their butts stick up in mid air, taking pictures of their butts, and if you try to resist, pretty much this current picture."
  • Jaq shows another image of the four captives butts!
  • Carmalita: Oh dear god! I know the human girl and the dog who are with those three ponies!
  • Jaq: "Explain, Inspecter."
  • Carmalita: Those two are part of a team of misfits lead by a seasponge and a purple dragon called the Shell Louge Squad who they and a toy bear, piglet, tiger, rabbit and donkey were helping me track down that sneeky racoon, Sly Cooper.
  • Jaq: Go on, Inspecter. This might be impourent.
  • Carmalita: They helped Sly defeated the Fiendish Five along with me putting them behind bars and confronted their Leader Clockwerk who has a grewsome history with a girl who is an island girl and a princess who the louge raised as a family named Kairi.
  • Chris: So, whats that immortal robot owl's beef with that girl anyway Inspector fox?
  • Carmilita: "I explain, but lives are on the line!!"
  • Jaq: Right, you can tell us after the meetings over. Ok its time to show the vide....
  • (Suddenly the door opens to reveal lookalikes of Boog the Grizzly Bear and Elliot the Mule Deer from Open Season but the Bear has a black mustage and afro wig while the deer has long black hair and the both are wearing matching black buisness suits and ties.
  • Bear: Wazzup?
  • Chris: "Uh, Jaq, do you know these guys?"
  • Jaq: I'll explain later along with Inspector Fox's story later, Chris. Guys, where have you been? I had to start the meeting without you two!
  • Carmilita: "Sir, the presentation?"
  • Jaq: Of course. Just take a set guys. The good news is that you missed the distubing images. Cause I'm about to show the video made by our friend Frances.
  • Tommy: "I thought he was our enemy because he's a criminal."
  • Jaq: Its starcasim Tommy.
  • Bear: Come on Vincent lets just sit and watch the vid.
  • Vinny: "Call me Vinny."
  • Inerpol Comissioner: Of course Vinny and you are?
  • Vinny: "Known mostly as, "The Bear"!"
  • Bear: Knock it off man! The Name's Juleius G. Bear. But call me Jules for short.
  • Jaq: Ok guys, here is the video left by that pervert son-of-a-bitch and his cronies! (Plays the video)
  • Frances (on video): "Bonsure my friends, and welcome to the fabulious world of Frances Le Flour. i am your host, yours turely. Have i got a treat for you. sometime soon, there's goning to be a mark-et for three of the Elelment of harmony ponies, and two of the lesser lougers, some anime human girl and a bitchy bog. They will have a fairly high price for the highest auctioner, just as soon as we break their spirits."
  • Frances dricks some wine.
  • Frances: "And, here's the best part, i am already getting calls from the villain teams about buying them from me and money is not an object for them. Now, what they do to them is their business, but let's just say, i am being nice to them, compaired to whatever the villain teams may have in mind! i just would hate it to be in their positon right now, the sorry sluts! (laughs maniacly) (long silence.) That's all for now. (Cheerfuly) see you next time."
  • Carmilita: Ok, Now its personal!
  • Jaq: Ok, evreybody but Me, Inspector Fox, James, Chris, Jules and Vinny are dismissed. Contact the media and the press, tell them whats happened!
  • Crarmilita: Right, And I need to make a phone to Kairi and tell her the bad news.
  • Jules: Who?
  • Carimilia: "No time to explain, i need to go!"
  • Jaq- (Sighs) I hope those girls will be okay.

In Flour's Base

  • Rainbow Dash: "STOP THIS NOW! MY FRIENDS DID NOTHTING TO DESERVE THIS!"
  • Frances: Oh you dont understand my dear. We're not just doing this for fun, we just doing this to look out for ourselfs
  • Ozzie: Yes, why dont you take us weasels for example.

(Secret of Survival from Wind in the Willows 1996 plays)

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Secret of survival in a very nasty world

  • Rainbow Dash: Nice song but. I still dont get why you want to sell us of to some pervy Arabian richmen.
  • Frances: We're just doing this for much wealthy profit. You five are going to bring me a fortune of a king. Octavio!
  • Octavio: "SIR!!"
  • France: Lock the four tied up girls in our clean fubreezed cell. The rainbow mained horse can stay cause Selina wants to torment her more.
  • Octavio: "QUI QUI!"
  • Octavio graps the four captives with his tenticles and and takes them away.
  • Rainbow Dash: Hey, where are you taking them?!
  • Frances: "They're rooms for the few days here until the day of the auction, Rainbow One. you would've had that pleasure if you cooperated, but you lost that when you tried to flee, and that will not be tolerated."
  • Ozzie: Can my boys, Selina and I continue with throwing daggers, eggs and cream pies at the bad flying horse, Boss?
  • Octavio- I have a much better solution, moseiur! Let us give her so much water until we see her wet herself!
  • Selina- Or we could dangle her upside down, and see how long it takes her to hurl!
  • Mante- Or we could even tie her up by her legs, and feed her lima beans! A whole LOAD of lima beans!
  • Rainbow Dash: "NO! HAVEN'T I SUFFERED ENOUGH!"
  • Frances: "By all means, Ozz."
  • Ozzie: Oh I am so going to enjoy this, right Selina?
  • Rainbow Dash bucked off Selina!
  • Selina: "Oh, your playing rough, are we?"
  • Rainbow Dash: "No pony, or body in your case, messes with "The Dash"."
  • Selina: "Funny, a moment ago i pretty much just-"
  • Rainbow Dash punched Selina across the face!
  • Rats: "OH!"
  • Selina: "You.... You..... You just hit me!"
  • Rainbow Dash: "Oh, i am gonna do more then that!"
  • Selina tries to hit Rainbow Dash, but Dashie dogdes all the time, and Rainbow Dash round-kicks Selina across the room!
  • Selina got up and charged!
  • Selina and Rainbow Dash began to wrestle, and roll around! both fighters recive punches from eachother!
  • Rainbow Dash kicks off Selina as she crashes into the wall!
  • Rainbow Dash jumps on Selina!
  • Selina: "Is, (coughs), that all you can do?"
  • Rainbow Dash began to repeatingly punch Selina in the face, again, and again, and again, until sicking cracks began to be heard. Rainbow Dash has given Selina a really bad case of brain damage.
  • Frances watches impressed.
  • Frances: "There's more fight in this one then originally presdented."
  • Rainbow Dash picks up Selina, and flew off into the sky!
  • Rainbow Dash: "SAY HELLO TO THE SONIC RAINBOOM YOU BIRD!"
  • Rainbow Dash went very fast, until-
  • Boom!
  • a very fast engry formed as Selina began to be vaperised from the fast speed, redusing her to pulp!
  • Rainbow Dash went back down just as quickly, and landed with a loud BOOM!
  • dust settled, reviling only Rainbow Dash, covered in bird feathers.
  • Ozzie: 'Wha, wha, what happened to Selina?"
  • Rainbow Dash carrys an eagle skull, drops it, then crushes it.
  • Ozzie: "(Gasp!) you.... you, you, murderor!"
  • Frances: "Silence, Ozzie. I see great protentional with this Rainbow Mare. if not Selina can beat her, then perhaps Selina is not meant to be with us. this pony, has what it takes, to be one of us."
  • Ozzie: "Are you bloody mad?! She killed one of our friends! and all you can bloody say she is one of-"
  • Rainbow Dash: You listen to me you rotten scally bastard, I am not going to join your little plan, EVER!!! I am getting out of here, I'm getting the cops on you. My friends and I will be free and you guys are going to spend a very long time in jail! AND NOTHING IS GOING TO STOP ME!!!!
  • ???: "Is that so, little one?"
  • a Huge, spider shaped shadow loomed over Rainbow Dash.
  • Rainbow Dash looked behind her, to see a Giant Black Widow spider.
  • Frances: "Ah, Madam décès, so good to see you."
  • Madam Deces: "Save your flattery, Frances. i wish to talk to Selina's murderor."
  • ???: And Let's not forget about me, mates.
  • With Madam Deces is a Europen Badger with an austrailian accient with a trangelizer dart gun.
  • Rainbow Dash: "What is this all about?"
  • Badger: Oh you'll hear the whole story soon enough, lass! (Shots Rainbow Dash's flank with the trangelizer dart gun) Very soon.
  • Rainbow Dash: "YOW!"
  • Rainbow Dash tries to fly off, but wings are suddenly to week to even take her a centameaner off the ground.
  • Rainbow Dash: "No.... I can't... let them.... get away with this." (Passes out)
  • Badger: How was that, Madame Deces?
  • Madam Deces: "Good. Now, take her to my office, i would like a chat with the rainbow one. she'll be one of us soon enough. Also, arrange the reserection ritual for Selina, i do intend to bring her back with the dark arts soon enough. However, it wouldn't hurt to have one of the so called "Element of Loyalty" on my side. Just igmagine the potaintional alone."
  • Ozzie: "Are you crazy?! She will destroy us all! I say we kill the pony and-"
  • Madam Deces raises one of her very sharp legs
  • Ozzie: "Uh, what are you doing?"
  • Badger: Observe my weasel friend. Madam Deces is a mistress of black sorcery, bring almost anyone into the darkness and ressurect a dead friend, right madam?
  • Ozzie: "Then, why is one of her really sharp legs is hovering over me?!"
  • Badger: She needs your memory of Selina to ressurect her.
  • Ozzie: "All of the memory or certain parts of it, caus-"
  • Frances: Ozzie, be silent now. Madam Deces needs to concentrate. A thousand apologies, madam. Please, continue.
  • Ozzie gulps.
  • Madam Deces: Now, now, Ozzie. This will be over and Selina will be back in the world of the living soon enough. (puts her sharp leg on Ozzie's head which drains a memory of Selina from his head) Perfect. Now the reserection ritual for Selina can begin.
  • Ozzie: Are you sure...
  • Badger: She knows what she's doing mate.
  • Frances: "You will however, have to get reaquinted with Selina due to the side-effects of amnesa of the one who was the memory donor."
  • Ozzie: "Who?"
  • Frances: 'Wow, it's quicker then i thought."
  • Madam Deces: Now lets get started, shall we? (casts up some frightning dark magic)

The Dragon Realms- In the Sky

  • Inspector Carmalita Fox is flying Jaq, James, Chris, Jules and Vinny to the Dragon Temple to talk to Kairi about Frances and Mimi and her friends kidnapping.
  • Jaq: I thought you were planning to phone the girl you told us about those other girls' dissaperence?
  • Carmalita: Change of Plans, Jaq. I have to tell her my self and get some help from her family!
  • Chris: Ok, How do you know this Kairi girl, Inspector Fox?
  • Carmalita: "It's, hard to explain. I wish i can, but lifes are at stake."
  • Jaq: "She's right. Let's focus more on what needs to be done then getting answers."
  • Vinny: "Look! something weird is happing to the sky!"
  • Chris: "Looks like it's coming from paris."
  • Jules: Whats going on? Some kinda light show or somthing?
  • Carmalita: Somthing evil is happening back in Paris! We need to move now!
  • James: So what is this place are heading to, anyway?
  • Carmilita: "The High Council Dragon Guardian Temple."
  • James: "A temple? in a the middle of this swamp?"
  • Carmalita: Its where Kairi and her family live. She used to live on an island with her childhood friends but alot of things happended, then the Shell Louge Squad became her new family, the temple became her new home and that was that.
  • Jaq: Whoa, now this Kairi girl is the one I really wanna meet.
  • Vinny: Hey guys, is that the temple up ahead?
  • Carmilia: "Yes! that's it!"

The Temple- Outside

  • Kairi, The CMC, The Guardians and Merlin come out after hearing the comotion of the Helicopter.
  • Merlin: By Gorge, what is all that racket out here?
  • Jaq: "May we see a miss Kairi, we have a situation concerning some of your friends."
  • Ignitus: Certanly but who are you all?
  • Jaq: We're with Inspector Carmilita Fox strictly on buisness with Miss Kairi (Shows his badge) My name is Inspector Jaq Tyler Ornithorynque (French for Platypus) of Inerpol.
  • James: My Name is James Pennyton Foxford.
  • Jaq: "The rest are assuiated individuals whos names will be reveled shortly."
  • Kairi: "Ok, hi. So, what's going on?"
  • Jaq: "It concerns three ponies, A human, and a snooty female dog."
  • Kairi: What?
  • Jaq: Well, its a long story and its hard to explain but...

Minutes later.

  • Jaq: "And that's what happened."
  • James: You see, your friends' kidnapping is entirely my fault. That scoundrel just took the poor girls and disappered without a trace before I had the police apprehen that eel in snake's clothing and his cohords. Now theres no telling what those poor girls are in for due to that snake's unspeakable tortures!
  • Kairi: "Oh no! Ignitus, Merlin, you need to call back the others from their exbitdition to Slimeball! they need help!"
  • Merlin: "Too far away i'm afraid. Also, your uncle needs this. He'll never recover from his anti-snailtight behavior if cut so short."
  • Ignitus: "We shall do the next best thing: We shall be the ones to save them."
  • Merlin: "We must be careful Ignitus, i sense a great evil behind this."
  • Ignitus: Stay here with Kairi and the cursaders Terradore, Cyril and Volteer. They will be unprotected in my and Merlin's absence. A strong leader and some protecters will be needed.
  • Terrador: "Of course Ignitus. I understand."
  • Ignitus: "Well, come on, Old Friend, we better be going."
  • Kairi: "I hope someone is gonna come back soon."

wasteland.

  • Icky: "Are we there yet?"
  • Others: "NO!"
  • Iago: "You asked us that the upteen time in the row!"
  • Twilight: "Here's what i don't get: what's paris france, and other things doing in the Dragon Realms."
  • Icky: "Oh simple. Wiki said that sometime after Malefor's first defeat, sentient animals began to collinisged in the Dragon Realms, turning it into a place simular to earth of the humans and other simular sentient dominated worlds. It basicly became the planitary space port of the United Universes."
  • Twilight: "That's, interesting."
  • Patrick: Hey, look! Free ice cream!
  • Twilight: "Guys, we don't have time for-"
  • Spongebob: (Stops the Patty Wagon 2 and gets out) Ok guys. What kind of ice cream do you want?
  • Twilight: "ARE YOU SERIOUS?!"
  • Spike: Come on Twilight, just have some Ice cream.
  • Icky: Yeah, Its been two days since we left the Temple and I'm hungry.
  • Iago: Same here.
  • Twilight: (Sighs) Fine! I'll just have chocolate mint.
  • Spike: I'll have Orange pinapple.
  • Spongebob: Ok, Icky, Iago and Patrick what do you guys want?
  • Icky: "Haggen Daz."
  • Iago: "Ice Pop."
  • Patrick: "MAKE MINE A CHOCOLATE!"
  • Spongebob: Ok guys, I'll be back.
  • Twilight: "Something doesn't feel right though. What's an ice cream stand doing in the middle of nowhere?"
  • Icky: "Oh chillax. It's not like something dangerious is in these parts."
  • Spongebob (Goes up to the stand): Ok, Two chocolate ice creams, one chocolate mint, one pineapple, one haggen daz and an ice pop please.
  • ???: "Certainly........ SUCKERS!"
  • Dr. Nefarious appeared witha ray gun, as well as some Nefarious Troopers!
  • Spongebob: "Uh oh."
  • Dr. Nefarious: "I KNEW MY BIG "FREE ICE CREAM" TRAP WOULD WORK ONE OF THESE DAYS!"
  • Lawerence: "Perhaps i shouldn't have doubted you, sir."
  • Iago: Ah no! I thought Scroopfan isent gonna get any more team villains involved in this anymore.
  • Icky: And havent you scum bags caused enough trouble in Chicago with Bill's buddy Wain?
  • Dr. Nefarious: "CORRECTION! He's not gonna use the Villain Leage again! he didn't say he wasn't gonna use us!"
  • Icky: "Oh great, how long until we have to face the Dork Dragon Scum Empire?"
  • Dr. Nefarious: "Oh, don't worry, i'll dispose of you all first before such a thing can happen!"
  • ???: HEY!!! Why dont you pick on sombody your own size?
  • Dr. Nefarious: Excuse Me? (Suddenly he is falcon punched causing him to land infront of Lawerence and the Nefarious Troopers.)
  • A familiar master racoon theif: Hey, Spongebob! Mind if me and my boys drop in?
  • Dr. Nefarious: "The raccoon?! AGAIN?! YOU GOT ME IN JAIL THE LAST TIME I SAW YOU!!"
  • Lawerence: "Shall call the troopers on him?"
  • Dr. Nefarious: "YES ALREADY! NOW!!!"
  • ???: Oh no you dont (Somthing short cercuit Nefarious, Lawerence and their troopers.)
  • Sly: Ah, perfect timing, Bently. As usual!
  • Bently: Thanks, Sly. But that robot short curciter isent gonna hold them long! Grab Spongebob and his friends and lets get outta here!
  • Sly: (while holding Spongebob) I'm way ahead of you, bud! Meet us with the van! Lets get outta here Murry!
  • Murry: I'm Right behind ya buddy.
  • Sly and Murry hurry back to the Patty Wagon 2.
  • Sly: Take cover guys! Cooper smoke bomb activate!
  • POOF
  • they were gone.

hours later.

  • Dr. Nefarious, Lawerence, and the Nefarious troopers return to normal.
  • Dr. Nerfarious: "Where are they lawerence? They suddenly vanished!"
  • Lawerence: I do believe that racoon has pulled a fast on us!
  • Dr. Nefarious: Oh, ya think?!

The Cooper Van

  • Sly: (Sigh) That was too close for comfort dont you think guys?
  • Icky: "Ok, any reason you just helped us back there? It's Just Ne-Dork-ious, even Patrick could've took down those clowns easy!"
  • Bently: "Weirdest thanks, ever."
  • Sly: "But they have a point, Nefarious isn't exsactly too big a threat."
  • Spongebob: "So, why did you help us win a battle dumb luck would've gotten us out of it anyway even if events changed differently?"
  • Sly: "Well, i been snooping around Carmilita's place, and i think there's trouble concerning some of your friends."
  • Spongebob's group: What?
  • Sly: Bently, do you still got the news of that kidnapping event in Paris recorded?
  • Bently: "Yes, but i don't think these guys are gonna like it one bit."
  • Spike: (Gapes) Why? whats happened? Is Rarity, Mimi and the others in trouble?
  • Sly: I'm afraid so, turn on the tv, Murry.
  • Murry turns on the TV.
  • Bently: Ok Guys, what your about to see, this is going to be a bit of a shock to you guys and it will be painful. (Plays recorded news broadcast)
  • News Anchor: Good Afternoon this is Flint Albatross.
  • New Anchor 2: And I'm Jane C. Gazelle. Yesterday a huge kidnapping occured in Paris France which left police scaveled and was considered the Crime of the Centery. The Kidnapped girls where identified as an anime human girl, an mix breeded american dog and three ponies from the Realm of Equestria.
  • Flint: "We go to you live at Dragon Realm's own female dragon reporter Windsder, at the scene of the crime. Winds?"
  • Winds: Thanks Flint. With me now is the witness of the crime, James Pennyton Foxford and Inerpol Inspector, Jaq Tyler Ornithorynque who have been tracking down the suspect of this crime. Excuse me, Mr Foxford, what did you see on the day those five girls have been kidnapped?
  • Jaq: "For the record, James is too ashamed of hisself because he thinks that he's the one to tattled on him. I'll handle all questions."
  • Winds: Mr Ornithorynque, can you tells what Mr Foxford saw the day the poor girls where kidnapped?
  • Jaq: "James here intended to have Frances De Con Artest Le Flour and his assuiates, Mante and Ane. arrested for tricking his sister into wearing a chicken suit."
  • Icky and Patrick laughed out loud!
  • Sly: Guys, a con artist tricking a fashionista into wearing a chicken outfit is not funny.
  • Bently: Yeah, cause nothing is going to prepare you guys for the images that your about to see after this. And I dont think your going to laugh at this one bit.
  • Winds: So what happened next Mr. Ornithorynque?
  • Jaq: "Frances simply had the girls kidnapped, and before cops could react, they drove off."
  • Spongebob's group gasped!
  • Icky: "Well, the fine enforcers of our day, ladies and gentlemen!"
  • Jaq: The kidnapping was bad enough but there is more worse coming thanks to the work our lab team dug up which are the images of the girls tortured!
  • Winds: "Tortured?"
  • Spike: "Tortured?"
  • Twilight: "Tortured?"
  • Patrick: "Patrick."
  • Icky (pointing at Patrick): "Moron."
  • Bently: Shh!
  • Jaq: I got the images developed so evreyone could see, one word of warning to all of you watching this, this will be so shocking, it will make you all loose your lunch cause if those images in my hands are not crystal clear evedence of butt spanking, the girl's butts in mid air along with taking pictures and harrased by that pervert bastard and his henchmen then I dont know what is!
  • Icky: "Isn't the fact he told us enough? he doesn't have to-"
  • Jaq shows the images of the kidnapped girls' butts in mid air getting spanked, and Rainbow Dash's torture by the soon to be revived Selina, Ozzie and his men.
  • Twilight: HOLLY EQUESTRIA!!!
  • Icky: Holly Sweet Mother of Mercy!
  • Iago: Oh Dear Lord!
  • Spongebob: Oh dear Neptune thats Mimi, Rarity, Brandy, Fluttershy and Rainbow Dash!
  • Spike: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
  • Patrick Vomits at the sight of the images!
  • Icky: "Well i feel like an ass laughing at the thing about the lady in the chicken suit thing."
  • Sly: Oh you think? Bently, care to show our friends Frances De Con Artest Le Flour's Inerpol file?
  • Bently: "On it!"
  • Sly: You see guys, Frances Le Flour is not only famous for swindeling fashionistas out of their cash, this guy has a grewsome reputation as a kidnapper, harrasment abuser and a sex-slaver.
  • Icky: "Sweet McJesus!"
  • Spongebob: "But why is he like this?"
  • Sly: He was inspired by that infamous legendary murderer, Jack the Ripper, but instead of butchering his victims, he kidnaps his girl victims and sexaully tortures them by butt spanking and other methods he plans. Ruthless huh?
  • Iago: "Gees, and I thought Gaston the human was a sexest douche."
  • Twilight: "How could he be allowed to continue this?!"
  • Sly: He had a little help from his partner who is the Black Widow Spider Sorceress, Madam Deces, a mistress in witchcraft and black sorcery, can bring almost anyone into the darkness and reserrect people from the dead and was the former student of the Mistress of All Evil herself.
  • Spongebob and Patrick: "MALEFICENT?!"
  • Icky: "Aw crudsickles! A student of HER?! fishpaste!"
  • Iago: "THAT'S IT! ALL REPORTS ARE IN! LIFE IS NOW OFFICALLY UNFAIR!"
  • Twilight: "Oh no! That means Madam Deces may have villain leage connections because of this spike!"
  • Spike: "Ok, again. NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO-"
  • Bently: "Don't worry, Madam Deces and Maleficent don't see very much eye to eye these days."
  • Spike: "Whew."
  • Sly: "That doesn't mean your friends won't be her key to make amends."
  • Twilight: What do you mean?
  • Sly: Whatever Madam Deces and Frances is planning to do to your friends, its not gotta be a very good one.
  • Spongebob: Guys, we gotta find Gary and rescue Mimi, Brandy, Rarity, Rainbow Dash and Fluttershy and fast!
  • Sly: Wait you guys are looking for that snail that meows like a cat?
  • Icky: "Long Story, involving a Peacock with snail issues and Cobra being a douche. Speaking of which, I wonder how Shenny boy's doing?"

in the Shell Louge Van.

  • Lord Shen (still in Peacock shaped cage.) (thinks): "This is madness! Trap in a cage in my shape, my supposed family turned on me for some bizzare reason! and now this! i am sweating in this thing! i didn't do anything to deserve this."
  • Girl Sora: Ok, we're here! Alex, Po, be ready to carry Shen, cause we landed in Slimball.
  • Spyro: And make sure you keep your eyes on him at all times ok?
  • Lord Shen (thinking): "Slimeball?! Oh no! Shelluon! HE'S BEHIND THIS!"

Shen's deluded nightmare.

  • Slimeball is a horrendus apopalicktis city crawling with death troopers.
  • Lord Shelluon stands on top of the thrown to everything!
  • Lord Shelluon: "Now, i sentence you and your misfit friends, along with the sun princess: TO DEATH!"
  • Lord Shen and the others are hung upside down over a vat of deadly acid!
  • Celestia: "SHEN! PLEASE! SAVE US FROM THESE ABOMINATIONS!"
  • Lord Shelluon: "DROP THEM!"

Reality.

  • Lord Shen: "ARE YOU ALL INSANE! I KNOW EVERYTHING NOW! SHELLUON HAS MIND-WIPED YOU ALL!"
  • Spyro: Skipper!
  • Skipper: Right! (Slaps Shen causing him to be knocked out) There that will hold him when he awakes to see Shelluon.
  • Celestia: The sooner we get Shen cured of his madness. The better he'll accept Gary as a family member.
  • (Boy Sora and Girl Sora knock on the Slimball City gates then a Snailian guard appears)
  • Snailian Guard: Hello there. What do you want?
  • Boy Sora: We're here to see your master, Lord Shelluon.
  • Snailian guard: "Sorry, today's not visiting time. Lord Shelluon has somewhat strict protocalls about talking to strangers."
  • Girl Sora: Wait, we are the Shell Louge Squad and we brought Lord Shen with us so your master can make amends to him for his abuse in the past.
  • Snailian Guard: (opens the Gate to see the louge) You know about what that monster Cobra made Shelluon? Well then you must be Lord Shen's family. So tell me, what buisness brings you to Slimball?
  • Celestia: "We heard your Lord seeks to make amends."
  • Snailian Guard: "Oh... Uh, of corse. just a warning, he has, cracky issues."
  • Celestia: Thank you and understood.
  • Spyro: I wonder how Spongebob's doing at finding Gary?

The Cooper Van

  • Sly: So thats the story of how Shen became a snail hating douche and you guys setting out to find your pet?
  • Spongebob: Well, that pretty much sums it all up.
  • Sly: Well you guys are in luck. We saw Gary a while ago. He was heading for Paris France!
  • Icky: "Oh good for him! I heard people there like Snails."
  • Bently: "Well, uh, yeah. But not for good reasons."
  • Icky: "Pardon?"
  • Sly: Its a long story but say no more Spongebob. Murry, Bently and I are coming with you to find your pet and five kidnapped friends. I'll explain the rest when we get on the road.
  • Kairi: (Via Patty Wagon 2 Radio) Spongebob, Guys, can you hear me?
  • Icky: "Hey Kairi, you called K-ICK, 24 hours a day Icky, all day of the Ickinator."
  • Spongebob: Knock it off Icky. Hey Kairi, the bad news is we know about what happened with Mimi and her friends. The Good news is, We're going to Europe to find Gary and save them pluse we got some new traveling companions.
  • Sly: Hi Kairi. I havent seen you scince I helped you defeated Clockwerk.
  • Icky: "You still haven't seen her genius, it's a radio."
  • Twilight: Icky!
  • Icky: Sorry.
  • Spongebob: So Kairi how are you doing whatching the Cutie Mark Crusaiders?
  • Kairi: "Our friends are in danger and you asked how me the kids are doing?!"
  • Spongebob: "Sorry, your right. That was in bad taste."
  • Sly: Say no more kid, Sponge, The Purple Unicorn Pony and Dragon, The Birds, me and my Boys are going to find Gary and save your friends.
  • Patrick: "Hey, what am i, chopped krabby patty meat?"
  • Sly: Sorry, Patrick.
  • Kairi: Anyway, Carmalita and Jaq were at the temple and Ignitus and Merlin along with Palamon left with them and some friends of theres and I gave Merlin, Mimi's Digivice since Palamon cant digivolve without Mimi.
  • Spongebob: What a munite! Ignitus and Merlin and the inerpol people left you and the crusaders unprotected in the Temple?
  • Kairi: "Relax, Dadmom Worrypants, i still have Terrador, Cyril, and Volteer."
  • Spongebob: Sorry Kairi. I'm starting to act like Nemo's Dad Marlin. I'm gonna stop worrying now. I'll talk to you later once Sly and his boys gets me and the others to Europe ok?
  • Kairi: "Bye."
  • Radio transmission ends.
  • Sly: "Well, as long as nothing happens, we should hit Europe very-"
  • tire sreeches.
  • Sly: "Murry, what's wrong?"
  • Murry: "We got company guys, and we're fatally surrounded."

the cooper van is surrounded by Donkey bandits.

  • Spongebob and friends peeked out of the van."
  • Donkey bandit leader: "Out of the van or else!"
  • Donkey bandits armed themselfs with guns.
  • Bently: "I am afraid it be smart to surrender the van, Murry. They have guns!"
  • Murry: "NOT AGAIN!"
  • Sly, Spongebob and group evacuate the van! the bandits enter it. it drives off!
  • Donkey Bandit leader: "ADIOS, EL LOSERS! AY-AY-AY-AY-AY!!"
  • Van disappears over teh horison.
  • Icky: "Well, we're boned."
  • Spongebob: Well, we lost our car and the Cooper Gang's van.
  • Spike: Nevermind the Car and Van. How on earth is a Seasponge, Starfish, Unicorn Pony, Dragon, Parrot, Ichthyornis and a trio of thieves are going to be able to travel and move through The Dragon Realm's version of Europe to find a snail and rescue five kidnapped girls without attracting unwanted attention?
  • Icky: "Oh please, what unwated attention could we possably-"
  • A giant Scorpian monster rose from the ground!
  • it roared!
  • Icky: "Ah fiddle sticks."
  • Murry: "Bently! Smoke bomb us now!"
  • Bently: Right! Luckily I got some more supplies incase the Van gets stolen.
  • Sly: Cooper Smoke Bomb Activated!
  • POOF!
  • It faded, and they were gone, leaving a confused Scorpian Monster.

on the road.

  • Icky: "Well, we're away from that freak. But's gonna be one heck of a walk."
  • Bently: "Oh please, Murry and Patrick could use the exsirsize."
  • Sly: Hey guys! I think our luck is about to turn look! (Points to the Dragon Realm's Bus Staition)
  • Icky: "The bus station? Ok, but, how do we know Frances or Madam What's-here-name has spies throughtout this place?"
  • Bently: "And without my computer, I can't be of any help as a look out."
  • Spongebob: "It doesn't matter! My Gary is more impourent then even all the money in the world!"
  • Icky: "Yeah, I will be sure not to tell Mr. Krabs you said that."
  • The others approach the bus staition.
  • Spongebob: Ok Guys, once we get in there it might be a trap of another villain team we allready know of. But we should send sombody in there just to be safe than sorry.
  • Murry: "The Murry is the strongest here, I'll go and check."
  • Murry opens the door.
  • ???: "Hey, shut the door, will ya?"
  • Murry: "Oh, Sorry about that, Scary Robotic Team Nefarious trooper guy."
  • Murry closes the door.
  • Murry: "Hey, WAIT A MINUTE!"
  • BOOM!
  • Nefarious Troopers surround the team.
  • Zigzag: "As I predicted, you all fell into my trap, like rats to a cat's rap."
  • Icky: "Oh great, if it isn't Bule Jafar."
  • Sly: Honestly, the speaking in rhyme thing is really getting old.
  • Zigzag: "You wouldn't be so smug, when your as dead as a bug! KILL THEM!"
  • Suddenly the gound begins to shake and a familiar voice is heard.
  • ???: HERE'S GENIE!!!!!
  • All of the nefarious troopers explode and Zig Zag is grabed by Genie.
  • Zigzag: "YOU AGAIN?!"
  • Genie: "Hello, former master. Still mad at me for getting your wish wrong and instead of making you a genie, I turned you bule?"
  • Zigzag: "WHY ELSE DID I IMPRISONED YOU IN THAT CAVE OF WONDERS, YOU ACCURSED-"
  • Genie: Sorry former master. Since you tried to hurt my friends, I'm just gonna have to send you back to your tin-canned master after I teach you a little lession you wont forget. And here it is. (Zaps his magic at Zigzag's head causing it to explode and his hair to stick up!
  • Zigzag: AHHH!!! MY HAIR!!!
  • Genie: (has a hand mirror appear) Mirror, mirror in my hand. Who has the freakiest hairdo in the land?
  • Zigzag: "IT'S BAD AS MORGONA'S NOW?!"
  • Genie: And now a little somthing that will teach Nefarious and that team of his a little lession for what happened in that last episode and to make them think twice before they plan to set traps for Spongebob again (zaps his magic at the other team Nefarious members which are back at Nefarious' lair).
  • Zigzag: "What did you do to them?!"
  • Genie: I shut that Nefarious and his troops down untill the next episode you guys star in and I gave the rest of Team Nefarious the same make over you got, (Changes into Bugs Bunny) Aint I a little stinker, Doc?
  • ZigZag: "YOU ARE ABSOLUTEY DISPICA-"
  • Genie: Allow me guys! (Takes Zigzag outside and begins to pitch like a pro baseball player) A one way flight back to the Golden City in Baghdad outta chill him out!
  • Zigzag: "NO PLEASE! I AM NOT VERY WELL LIKED THERE!"
  • Spongebob: Maybe you should have thought of that before you joined Team Nefarious and tried to trap me. Do your thing, Genie!
  • Zigzag: "NO! PLEASE! NOOOOOOOO!"
  • Genie Flings Zigzag which sends him flying back to the Golden City in Baghdad.
  • Spongebob: Thanks for saving our butts, Genie.
  • Genie: "Glad to help. Now, i bet your wondering why the villain teams have become more active."
  • Icky: "If i had a million bucks, i gave them to you."
  • Genie: "That's because an ammomimus benufacter from the planet slimeball has placed a huge bounty on Spongebob, and bounty, is a million bucks, teclogagy, and an undying alligence of the planet's race."
  • Spongebob: What!
  • Iago: SPONGEBOB'S WANTED AGAIN?!?!
  • Icky: As if things werent bad enough allready?
  • Twilight: But why are you here Genie?
  • Genie: Kairi asked me to help you guys get to Europe to help Spongebob find his snail and rescue your five friends that snakey devil Frances snatched.
  • Murry: "Can i ask one thing? Can you help us get our van and giant burger back first? A bunch of bandit donkeys took it from us?"
  • Bently: "That wouldn't be a problem, where do all thugs, thiefs, and bandits like to hang out?"
  • Patrick: "Uh, well, we one time found the original patty wagon at a place called "The Thug Tug", does that help?"
  • Genie: Sure thing. I know where those bandits you encountered took your van and Spongebob's car (Clicks his fingers)
  • POOF!

El Bandito restaurante.

  • the heroes appeared.
  • Sly: "Is this is the place?"
  • Genie: This is El Bandito Resturante. The ruthless hangout for all thugs, thieves, smugglers and bandits in the Dragon Realms.
  • Patrick: Guys Look! The Cooper Gang's van and our car!
  • Patick and Spongebob hold hands, and made gleeful faces.
  • Icky: "Was that even nessersary?"
  • Sly: Oh Come on!
  • (The heroes hurry to the van and the Patty Wagon 2)
  • Bently: At least my computer and technology's ok.
  • Spongebob: (Gasps) The Keys to the Van and Wagon 2 are gone!
  • Twilight: What could have happened to them?
  • A scream and a crash was heard! then a thud.
  • Icky: (Dubbed as Shrek) You gotta be kidding me!
  • The heroes peek inside El Bandito Resturante.
  • Thugs and other criminals are seen fighting, drinking, and other things. we then see the same Bandit Donkeys.
  • Bandit Donkey leader: "CHEERS, ME AMIGOS!"
  • Bandit Donkeys cheer!
  • Spike: Look, the Bandit Donkey Leader's got the keys on him!
  • Iago: Well what are we going to do?
  • Icky: I say we just go in there and get our keys back by force!
  • voice: "WHAT ARE YOU LOOKING AT!"
  • A sound of a fight is heard!
  • Genie: OUCH!!!
  • Spongebob: We cant do what we did back at the Thug Tug. Let's think of somthing else.
  • Icky: Ok purple horse, whats your plan to get our keys back?
  • Twilight: Spike and I will give those thugs and other chriminals a little entertainment.
  • Icky: (Dubbed as Timon) Good idea. What?
  • Twilight: "Well, I assume they never had a woman in their lives, and propbuly won't care if it is a pony."
  • Icky: "What are you gonna do, dress in drag and sing "Diamonds are a girls best friend" from Moulin Rouge?"
Diamonds_are_a_Girls_Best_Friend

Diamonds are a Girls Best Friend

After the Song ends and the Heroes are out

  • Sly: Well, Twilight's little musical worked like a dream cause look what I got. (Shows the keys)
  • Spongebob: The Keys! Shhh! (takes them)
  • Icky: "You know miss Twilight, if it wasn't for me being with Gilda, i would so go out with you."
  • Twilight slyly smiled.
  • Twilight: "I'll be sure Gilda doesn't hear that."
  • Icky gulp.
  • Icky: "Sorry about that."
  • Sly: Ok, lets just get outta here!
  • (Heroes get into the Cooper Van)
  • Genie: Incase of an emergency the exits are located (multiple hands appear randomly) anywhere! Keep your hands and arms inside the Van cause WE'RE....(Uses magic to make the Van Fly)....OUTTA HERE!

Back at Bandito Resturante

  • Bandit Leader: "AY-AY-AY! THAT GIRL WAS FUN!"
  • Donkey Bandit: "Hey, Sinor. The key is gone."
  • Bandit leader: "I been robbed! WHICH ONE OF YOU IDIOSOS DID IT?!"
  • Suddenly the Bandits and Thugs gasp to see dark magic swarming like a tornado and the Dark Dragon appears with the Dark Dragon Scourge Empire.
  • Dark Dragon: "Ok. Which one of you lessers has contained the keys to the Giant Burger and the Cooper van."
  • Bandit: "It was El Stealy, leader of the Donkey boys."
  • the bandit leader, El Stealy, gulped.
  • Dark Dargon: "Well, what is wrong?"
  • El Stealy: Well, during a song sanged by that fun purple unicorn girl which entertained us. I short off lost the keys.
  • Bananas B: You Let that Sponge and Racoon get their veicles back?!?
  • El Stealy: "I didn't mean to! I, just, I just don't know what went wrong!"
  • Chang: Master, the Seasponge and his friends must be halfway to Europe by now.
  • Zhou Dan (The Komodo Dragon Leader from the Kung Fu Panda 2 Game): So my lord. What are your orders?
  • Dark Dragon: "First, we punish these idiots for failing me!"
  • Nidhiki: "With pleasure, dear master."
  • Krekka: "About time i break soemthing!"
  • Dark Dragon: You Bandits shall now face the wrath of my DARK POWERS!!!!
  • El Stealy: "No! please! spare us, please!"
  • The Dark Dragon begins to zap his powers at the bandits. Meanwhile Riku appears but gapes at the Dark Dragon's appearence and hides himself!
  • the other criminals were at shock at what became of El Stealy and the Donkey boys.
  • Dark Dragon: "Last time i entrusted faith into lesser forms of evil."
  • Be're Fox: "You sure showed them, Boss, those mules didn't know what hit them!"
  • Krekka: "Yeah!"
  • Nidhiki: "Shall we exstinish the rest of these pond scum for good messure?"
  • Dark Dragon: (Laughs evilly) By all means Nidhiki.
  • Spider thug: "RUN!"
  • The Thugs try to escape but The Dark Dragon summons a bunch of darkspawn trolls to stop them in their tracks.
  • Nidhiki: Any last words, you bandit scum?
  • Spider thug: "BACKDOOR!"
  • But the Backdoor reveals a horde of shade demons and some darkspawn harpys.
  • Spider Thug: "Ok, i got nothing."
  • A thug Gorilla begins to smash down the wall!
  • Gorilla thug: "QUICKLY!"
  • Dark Dragon: So be it then. I'LL JUST HAVE TO DESPOSE YOU ALL MYSELF!!!! (Fires up his dark powers again and zaps them at the other chriminals)
  • A female snake Thug, Flying fox (thats a form of bat) and a Cockarouch thug sneaked out while no one notices.

outside.

  • Female Snake: "We made it."
  • Flying Fox: "Yeah."
  • Cockarouch: "But we gotta go! we're in trouble!!"
  • ???: "Psst! over here!"
  • Riku: "If you want to live, come with me"!
  • The snake, Flying Fox, and cockarouch ran torwords Riku.
  • Riku: "Now, I want you three to trust me."
  • Cockarouch: "Ok!"
  • Flying Fox: "Anything, just get us out of here!"
  • Female Snake: 'Wait, trust you with what?"
  • Riku: (Summons a portal of darkness) You'll see what I mean. We need to get to Europe and warn some friends of mine before the Dark Dragon Scourge Empire finds them first. Any Questions?
  • Cockarouch: "Do we stop for bathroom breaks?"
  • Female snake: "Idiot."
  • Riku: Well, maybe.
  • Flying Fox: One more question. Is tha black hole thing safe?
  • Riku: Dont worry about that now. Lets move!
  • Riku, the Snake, Flying Fox and Cockrouch jump through the portal of darkness and dissappear.

Paris- the Next Morning

  • Merlin and the Inerpol Group drive through the streets of Paris while Ignitus flys in the sky.
  • Merlin: Good Heavens. Inspector Jaq, where are we going again?
  • Jaq: We're going to arrest this guy who used to work for that pervert bastard. Goes by the name of Brett.
  • Carmilia: "I know of this brett. Brett All-i-gater, known con-man, and conterfitter. also known as the "Reptilian Rat". If i know my vermin, he'll propbuly appear at some ally holding a rooster fight."
  • Merlin: Well. Sounds like he won't cooperate.
  • Jag: That maybe true but a day or two of My and Carmalita's generious hospitality after we cuff that reptile and he'll be telling us what we need to know about Frances' last known where abouts pluse Jules will know how to deal with him, right bud?
  • Jules: "Trust me, not the first time I deal with slimeballs like him."
  • Palamon: I hope so. For that pervert snake's sake, he better not lay one finger on Mimi, Rarity, Brandy, Rainbow Dash and Fluttershy otherwise I'm gonna teach him some manners!
  • Jaq: "Tecnecly, snakes don't have fingers."
  • Carmalita (Pulls over to an ampartment building): Well, here we are, guys. (The Inerpol group gets out of the police car)
  • Jaq: (To Palamon, Merlin and Ignitus) Ok guys, my team and I will deal with this, keep an eye on the car untill we have Brett in our custody. Ok? We're gonna take out the friends he hangs out with but we need him alive though.

Brett's hideout.

  • Brett, and a large gang of Dobermins, and a series of rats, bats, crabs, crows, and lizards gambling as too roosters fight each-other!
  • Brett: "Remember boys, the rooster in the red jumpsuit is stronger the bule, so place your bets wisely. Nothing goes wrong in casi de Brett."
  • (Suddenly they hear a knock on the door.)
  • Rat: Oh now who could that be? (Answers the Door to see the Inerpol Group who walks in)
  • Jules: Hey kids! How you boys doin'? (To A Lizard lying on the Coach) Hey, keep chillin'. You know who we are? We are Inerpol cops seeking to bring your former Boss, Frances Le Flour to justice thanks to him kidnapping five young girls. You do remember your former boss don't you? Let me take a wild guess here. You're Brett, right?
  • Brett: Yeah.
  • Jules: I thought so. You remember your former boss, Frances Le Four don't you, Brett?
  • Brett: Yeah, yeah, I remember him.
  • Jules: Good. Looks like me and my buddies have caught you guys gambling and at breakfast. Sorry about that. Whatcha havin'?
  • Brett: Hamburgers, sir.
  • Vinny: "Very insensitive and downright monsterious to cows, isn't it?"
  • Brett: "(Scoffs), this ain't India, genius. when is it bad to eat hamburgers? Am i right fellas?"
  • Crowd agress with shouts and woots.
  • Jules: Hamburgers, eh? The cornerstone of any nutritious breakfast. What kind of hamburgers?
  • Brett: Ch-cheeseburgers.
  • Jules: No, no no, where'd you get 'em? McDonalds? Wendy's? Jack in the Box? "Fudruckers? Burger King? Where?
  • Brett: Big Kahuna Burger.
  • Jules: Big Kahuna Burger. That's that Hawaiian burger joint. I hear they got some tasty burgers. I ain't never had one myself. How are they?
  • Brett: They're good.
  • Jules: Mind if I try one of yours? This is yours here, right? (Gets a burger and takes a bite) Mmm-mmmm. That is a tasty burger. Hey Guys, ever have a Big Kahuna Burger?
  • Jaq: We're not hungry Jules but thanks.
  • Jules: Well, if you like burgers give 'em a try sometime. I can't usually get 'em myself because my girlfriend's a vegitarian which pretty much makes me a vegitarian. But I do love the taste of a good burger. Mm-mm-mm. You know what they call a Quarter Pounder with Cheese here in France?
  • Brett: No.
  • Jules: Vinny, care to tell our friends?
  • Doberman: "Brett, why are you letting these cop zeroes stay he-"
  • Brett: "Cool it, i wanna hear what Bambi here is going say."
  • crowd laughs.
  • Vinny: They call it a Royale with Cheese.
  • Jules: A Royale with Cheese! You know why they call it that?
  • Brett: Because of the metric system?
  • Jules: Check out the big brain on Brett! You're a smart scaley mother******. That's right. The metric system.(Sees Brett's Drink) What's in this?
  • Brett: It's sprite, sir.
  • Jules: Sprite, good. You mind if I have some of your tasty beverage to wash this down?
  • Brett: Sure, be my guest.
  • Jules: (Takes the drink and sips it back) Ah, hit the spot. You, flock of seagulls, do you know why we're here? We're here to find out the location of Frances.
  • Doberman: "Brett, why are you letting these cop zeroes...
  • Jules: I don't remember askin' you a Goddamn thing ya mangy mutt! You were saying?
  • Brett: Of course but I'm sorry, I didn't get your name. I got the deer's, Vinny, right? But I didn't get yours...
  • Jaq: My Name is Jaq, Inspector Jaq Tyler Ornithorynque. Those two are Inspector Carmalita M. Fox and that's Chris.
  • James: My Name is James Pennyton Foxford.
  • Jules: And my name's Brad Pitt. And your ass ain't talkin' your way out of this shit.
  • Brett: Look, I know your looking for Mr Frances but I havent seen him since I got fired for helping one of his victims escape and I never... (Jules shots one of the Dobermans causing Brett and the crowd to gasp in terror.)
  • Bat: THE BEAR'S GOT A GUN!!!
  • Crab: Shut up! You wanna be next?
  • Jules: I'm sorry, did I break your concentration? I didn't mean to do that. Please, continue, you were saying something about you getting fired after helping a captive escape. What's the matter? Oh, you were finished! Oh well, allow me to retort. (Goes right into Brett's face with a glare) What dose Frances Le Flour look like?
  • Brett: (Scared) What?
  • Doberman: "You son of a mama bear!"
  • Doberman pulls out a gun!
  • Carmalita fires a net on the dobermen and all of the gamblers to prevent them from escaping while Jules throws the table away.
  • Jules: What country are you from?
  • Brett: What? What? Wha...
  • Jules: "What" ain't no country I've ever heard of. They speak English in What?
  • Brett: What?
  • Jules: English, mother******, do you speak it?
  • Brett: YES!!!
  • Jules: Then you know what I'm sayin'!
  • Brett: Yes! Yes!
  • Jules: Describe what Frances Le Flour looks like!
  • Brett: WHAT?!?
  • Jules: Say 'what' again. Say 'what' again, I dare you, I double dare you mother******, say what one more Goddamn time!
  • Brett wimpers.
  • Vinny: "Oh man up, you walking purse!"
  • Brett: 'He, he looks like that Sir Hiss guy from the disney incarnation of "Robin Hood".
  • Jules: Go on!
  • Brett: But he is in a suit, wears a french hat, sometimes wears purple sun glasses, and, i think he has medium size blone hair. Which is weird, cause, he's a snake, they are not suppose to have hair, ya know what i am sa-"
  • Jules: Does he look and smell like a bitch?
  • Brett: What? (Jules shoots the alligatior in the arm)
  • Jules: DOSE HE LOOK AND SMELL LIKE A BITCH?!?
  • Brett: NO!!!!
  • James (wispers): "Highly unconventional methods for a cop, is it not?"
  • Jaq (wispers): "Well, Jules and Vinny ain't conventional cops."
  • Carmilita: Ok Brett we like you to come with us to Inerpol HQ.
  • Jules: One more thing before we waste you guys. Have you gamblers ever read the Bible?
  • Crab: "I'm jewish!"
  • Bat: "I'm a Darwinest! i believe we evolved from fish"
  • Doberman: "I don't believe in god, or any god!"
  • Rat: "Oh that is cold, man."
  • Jules: Well I think you should believe in god cause I got a little smothing memorized from that biblical passage, Ezekiel 25:17, before we send you guys to the devil. (Clears throat) The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the iniquities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he who in the name of charity and goodwill shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon thee. (He, Jaq, Chris, Vinny and Carmalita get their guns out and prepares to kill them)
  • Jaq: "Mister James, kindly take shelter. That goes double for you, Brett!"
  • Brett cowardly hides!
  • James hides behind a convinently placed closet."
  • Jaq: "And you wrestler Roosters, you may want to vacate the premises!
  • the Roosters ran out to the door, ancd closes it!
  • Doberman: "Everyone quick, pull out your-"
  • (The shooting starts and all of the dobermen and gamblers where killed in an instant)
  • James: Good Heavens.
  • Brett: Ok, ok! I'll come with you guys!
  • Chris: Well, I guss that takes care of them, right Jaq?
  • A Lobster barges in, screaming and shooting in the air!
  • Jules and Vinny looked at eachother.
  • Vinny: "Shall we?"
  • Jules: "Hell yeah."
  • (The two shoot the lobster causing him to fly to the wall)
  • Lobster: Oh...damn...(dies)
  • Jaq: Well Chris, I think we are. (Suddenly his iphone rings and answers it) Hello, Inspector Jaq Tyler Ornithorynque here. (Somone talks to him) What? More images of the four kidnapped girls appeared on the internet just now? (Some talks to him) Thanks, were heading back to HQ right now. (Ends the Call) Guys, the Lab boys found more image of the four kidnapped girls getting sexally tortured again!
  • Brett (to himself): "Oh no, it's Ms. Stork all over again."
  • Vinny: "Ya said something ya over grown suitcase?!"
  • Brett: Nothing!
  • Jaq: This time Ozzie and his boys are getting drunk and start spanking their butts even harder along with whiping them and that donkey henchmen kicking their butts with his hind legs while being wasted too.
  • Carmailia: "And Frances is allowing this?!"
  • Brett: "You would not believe how much of a scoiopath that snake is."
  • Vinny: "Scoio-what?"
  • Brett: "In a nutshell, A sadist with a mental illness or something simular, right?"
  • Jaq: "Save informing us of Frances when we get to the station, Brett."

outside where Merlin, Palamon and Ignitus are.

  • Ignitus (sees the others with Brett in cuffs.): "Ah, they finally caught him."
  • Brett: "Tell me i am not seeing this: A talking dragon, a plant thing and a wizard? The hell when did we hit Narnia?"
  • Chris: Stop talking, ya scallly oversized lovely lady's purse!
  • Jaq: Ignitus, we got a big problem. Our lab team has found more images of the four girls getting tortured again.
  • Ignitus: "Then we must act quickly!"
  • Merlin: "Then by all means, we better head back to the police station!"
  • Brett: "And to think, this happening to me after i said "Nothing goes wrong in caste de Brett". Me and my bigass mouth."
  • Vinny: "Ya think things would've been different if you didn't say a thing?"
  • Palamon: Mr Ornithorynque, will Mimi be ok?
  • Jaq: "To be honest, it depends on how fast we act! now, to the base, ASAP!"

Chapter 7: Count Vladamer

A big mansion.

  • A shadow looms over the window. It was a Vlad from the CGI movie "Horton hears a who" wearing a black tuxedo, a top hat, a black leather cape and holds a siver cane.
  • A butler: "Count Vladamer?"
  • this bird was count Vladamer.
  • Butler: "The viewings of your last review are in. Everyone saw it, and Chef Clucky Chicken is offitcaly ruined."
  • Count Vladamer: "Good, that's what he gets for failing to deliever my food on time. Tell me, what is the next restaurent i must, disgrace myself with?"
  • Bulter: Well there is one in Paris France sir.
  • Count Vladamer: "Which one? I did Jamime Fox, hated it. French Captain Seagull, hated it, had it shut down, Dr. Possums Vegitarian impourieum, hated it, had that shut down and burned. Lady nice's lousiana sytle cooking, hated it, and requested to had Lady nice exicuted. Ashame it ever gotten though."
  • Butler: Well, this one was owened by Perrier Sailas, the famed toad chef in all of Europe.
  • Count Vladamer: "You mean that idot who served a cooked rat to rats?"
  • Butler: That was an accident sir. He is preparing his tradmark dish to celebrate the reopening of Perrier's 5 star resteraunt Amphibie Cafe which is a french traditional dellicacy.
  • Count Vladamer: "You mean, my faverite? Escargot?"
  • Butler: Indeed.
  • Count Vladamer: Alistor, I will be attending the Gand Reopening of Perrier Sailas' Amphibie Cafe on Friday Night. Have my typewriter ready for my next restraunt review when I return.
  • Alistor the Butler: Of course, sir. I shall make the arrangements for you to leave for Paris France at once, sir.
  • Count Vladamer: "Watch Out, Pierre. Old Vlady's coming to town."
  • (Vladamer sings the Ballad of Farquaad)
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Shrek The Musical ~ The Ballad of Farquaad ~ Original Broadway Cast

Chapter 8: Route to Europe and a Musical in the East

The Cooper Van Flying Somewhere in the Sky thanks to Genie's Magic

  • Spongebob's group are laughing and dancing while Diamonds are A Girl's Best Friend is playing while Murry drives the Van to Europe.
  • Patrick: "Man, and i thought the thugs from our world were complete idiots."
  • Patrick and Spongebob laughed!
  • Icky: (while holding his Iphone) Ok Twilight, one more time, so Kairi could see the real sexy and wild side of you when you sang to those thieves, thugs, smugglers and bandits.
  • Twilight: "Fine, but i am getting tired of wearing this."
  • Spike: Boy. that was halarious. If Kairi was there when you sang to those thug, She'll think you were incredible. And Let's make this for our Christmas card, Twilight.
  • Twilight: "We celeibrate Hearth's warming day, Spike."
  • Spike: "Well, it's kinda like chrismas, but less Jesusy. can still do it?"
  • Twilight: "(Sigh), fine. But only as long as the princess doesn't see this. she'll be afraid i started to go downhill."
  • Icky: "Oh, like she would ever look down on ya for dressing like that. I'm possitive if we explain it was for a good cause, she'll overlook this."
  • Iago: Dont worry, we tend to do crazy stuff when we're having fun.
  • Spongebob: Yeah, so Sly, what was your favorite part of Twilight's deversion?
  • Sly: "Well, i had quite a challnage keeping cover while trying to keep up to that Bandit leader who keeps joining the party!"
  • Bently: "Well, on the plus side, we got the van back, and the rest of the adventure is smooth-"
  • Murry: "Bandit Monkeys riding vultures with SMGS!" (Small Machine Guns)
  • Icky: "Your kidding right?"

outside.

  • A large group of Monkey bandits riding on Vultures.
  • Monkey Bandit leader: "Ok, my friends! shoot that van down just for the sake of fun!"
  • Monkeys had their vultures fly down, and began to fire!

Van.

  • Murry sees van's engine get shot!
  • Murry: "NO! MY VAN!!!"
  • They feel the van falling down!
  • Bently: "MAYDAY! MAYDAY! EMBRACE FOR IMPACT!"

Outside.

  • Monkey Bandits cheer as the van crashes into the desert.
  • Monkey Bandit Leader: "What di i tell you, My friends? Who said a Monkey can't ride a vulture and use a small machine gun on victims? Beer's on me back at the base!"
  • Monkey Bandit's cheer!

at the bottom.

  • Murry: "My poor baby! It's gonna be ok!"
  • Twilight: "From what i can understand, I think we may be in the Dragon Realms' verson of the middel east, or the Arab deserts some like to refer it too."
  • Icky: "Explains why those guys were wearing turbans. I have no idea where the next city will be though."
  • Spongebob: "Murry, we have to move on."
  • Twilight: "I'll telaport your van to the Dragon Temple, where it'll be safe from those attackers incase they try to find it."
  • Sly: I appreciate it Twilight, but just teleport the van back to our hide out. Cause The Van's presence in the Temple can only bring trouble from Carmalita. Genie to you think you can use that magic of yours to make Spongebob's car have room for three more?
  • Genie: "Ok, everyone stand back, this is one of those Trail and Error things."
  • Iago: This I gotta see.
  • Genie zaps his magic at the Patty Wagon 2 which now has ten seats for Sly, Bently and Murry.
  • Evreyone: Woah!
  • Genie: Well that should do it.
  • Bently: Guys, I got good news. Acording to my computer, we're in the actual Middle East which means we arrived in Europe, or at least, ya know, getting close. But the bad news is that Paris is about 4,000 miles that way.
  • Icky: "Yeah, it's a known fact Veitcales dont' last long in the desert. As a preventive, we're gonna need some camels."
  • Twilight: "Ture, but let's hold on to the Patty Wagan to firstly GET to the a city, there is a danger walking a good some miles in the hot desert sun, let alone desert preditors and mauraders."
  • Spongebob: Ok Twilight, Genie can you please shrink the Wagon 2 so we can carry it and teleport us to the nearest Arabain Village thats nearest from here so we can buy some Camels?
  • Genie: "Ok, again, stand back, trail and error."
  • Icky: "Well, you clearly did it well last time. Just saying."
  • Genie: Ok, here it goes! (Clicks his fingers)
  • POOF!

An Arabian village.

  • POOF!
  • Icky: "Ah, this place has quite an old world charm."
  • Murry: "Is my van ok?"
  • Twilight: "I teliported it off camera."
  • Spongebob: Thank you Kairi for sending Genie to help us.
  • Patrick: But what became of the Patty Wagon 2?
  • Genie: "Look in your pocket, Spongebob."
  • Spongebob: (Checks his pockets to find the wagon 2 now the size of a toy car) Again, thank you Kairi for sending Genie to help us.
  • The Group wonders around the village
  • Icky: Where are we going anyway?
  • Iago: I don't know, I'm not exactly familiar with any other particular Arabian Village except for Agrabah. Then again Agrabah's more of a city then a village with the palace in the mix."
  • Vendor: Stuff for sale! Bad, cheaply made stuff for sale.
  • Vendor 2: Hey tourists, you like movies? I got "Dude, My Car Is Not Where I Parked It But Praise Allah, We Are Not Hurt."
  • Vender 3: Camels for sale! This healthy and strong one owned by a little old man who drove it to Mosuque on Sundays. Just had it's knees fixed!
  • Icky: "Great, how much?"
  • Camel Seller: "Depends on how your planing to pay. I take money, credit, debit, woman, drugs, food, and even randomly appearing Musicals."
  • Twilight: Well just pay for them with money sir. How much are for these proud noble beasts?
  • Camel Seller: "In amarican dollers, the same price as the most expensive car."
  • Icky: "MUSICAL IT IS THEN!"
  • Iago: Ok, Miss Sparkle. You had your fun and now its my and Icky's turn. Ok Ick, follow my lead.
  • Icky: Way ahead of you parrot boy.
  • Genie: This will be fun to watch.
  • Camel Seller: "Small word of advice, if you actselly get the villagers to sing along, it will be like this, for each villager you get, you will get a camel that accomindates each of your members depending on if they don't already fly, or if they are eqines like horses or ponies, or if you tecnecly already have said eqines."
  • Patrick: "I guess only Me, Spongebob, And our three friends over there, named-"
  • Sly: "Mark, Stan, and Sir Tedy the 3rd."
  • Bently wispers: "We can't afford to leave links for Carmilita to find us."
  • Patrick wispers: "Got ya."
  • Iago: Ok, are you ready, Icky Boy?
  • Icky: Let's do this! Hit the music, Mistro!

(You and I are So Awfully Diffrent from Family Guy Plays.)

  • Camel Seller: "Your song is approved."
  • Spike: So, did we get the camels?
  • Camel Seller: "What do you think "Your song is approved" means, kid?"
  • Spike: "Oops. Sorry."
  • Spongebob: Thank you kind sir, I guess we should be on our way now, right guys?
  • Twilight- Right!
  • Icky- Let's bail! (group leave the village on their camels)

Chapter 9: Things Get Dramatic

Paris- Frances' Lair

  • Rainbow Dash- NO! NO MORE! (Frances gives Rainbow Dash more water) Uhhgh! That's enough water, for God's sake!
  • Selina- (Laughs) This is so funny!
  • Rainbow Dash- (Needs to go) Uhhgh! C'mon, let me go! I really need to go! No more water!
  • Fances- (Laughs) Aw, Poor Rainbow Dash! She's gonna pee herself in front of us!
  • Ozzie- (Laughs hysterically) I got an idea! Let's kick her in the shin right now! That should be good for a few laughs! (Laughs)
  • Frances- Good idea, Ozzie!
  • Rainbow Dash- NOO! NO! NOT IN THE SHIN! NO, NO, NO! PLEASE, I'M ABOUT TO POP! (Ozzie kicks Rainbow Dash in the gut) OOOHHHH! (Bad guys laugh out loud)
  • Mante- When is she gonna pee, Le Flour?
  • Le Flour- Soon, moseiur, soon! And when she does, it will be so hilarious!
  • Madam Deces: "Idiots! what did i say about torturing the rainbow one! i have plans, remember?"
  • Frances: "My apologies, madam. We could not help ourselfs. we forgot what you impose on. she's all yours."
  • Madam Deces: Now then, rainbow mained one are you ready for what fate has instore for you?
  • Rainbow Dash snorted.
  • Rainbow Dash: "NOTHING YOUR GONNA SAY IS GONNA MAKE ME BECOME LIKE THEM?!"
  • Madam Deces: "Alcourse, i won't look for anything long term, but, i am willing to, amke you a deal."
  • Rainbow Dash: "Deal?"
  • Madam Deces: " Tis simple, really, there is a few, women we have a greater eye on. Argueably better then you and your friends. If you are willing to capture them, you and your friends will be allowed to leave, with a vow of silence of the events that transpired, alcourse."
  • Rainbow Dash: "You think i'm that desperate that i betray everything i believe in and bring inosent girls into this, this, nightmare?"
  • Madam Deces: "Clearly mere words won't win you over. Frances, tell your men to bring back those other girls for, more rough housing."
  • Rainbow Dash: Go ahead if you want to wate your time trying to turn me evil and make me bretray my friends. It will never work and I'll never join you EVER!!!
  • Madam Deces: Very well then, Frances turning one of of the prisoners evil may be your idea, but unfortunately the rainbow mained pegesi is no use to me. I'll try that bratty dog instead. Octavio!
  • Octavio: "Oui!"
  • Octavio brings over Brandy.
  • Madam Deces: "The rainbow one refuses to cooperate, so i'll settle for you then. Have any idea where the most popular french woman attend or live?"
  • Brandy: "Like i tell you, you 8 legged freak!"
  • Madam Deces: 'Boys?"
  • Ozzie and his weasels hold clubs and bats,
  • Frances: "Ane, Mante, bring your best torture tools."
  • Rainbow Dash begins to sweat.
  • Weasels begin to surround Brandy, and Rainbow Dash can't take it anymore!
  • Rainbow Dash: "NOOOOOOOO!"
  • Everyone looks at Rainbow Dash.
  • Rainbow Dash unproudly and quietly cries in self pity, hating herself.
  • Raindow Dash: "You win... I'll help you."
  • Madam Deces smiled.
  • Madam Deces: "Oh, i knew you'll come around. Frances, it looks like your idea will come to fruitiion after all."
  • Frances: "But alcourse, who knew her own loyalty to these lesser beings will be her akilles heel."
  • Madam Deces: "Now, Rainbow One, it's clear you are motivated, by ensuring your friends won't meet anymore harm. makes sense, for the Element of Harmony of loyalty bearer."
  • Rainbow Dash: Understand. And I'm so sorry Brandy.
  • Brandy: It's allright Rainbow Dash. You had to do it to save me.
  • Madam Deces: (Self Thoughts) Perfect. Now that my plan is in motion as well as Frances. Nothing will stop me now (lauging evlly)

Back in the Middle East- At Nightfall

  • Sly: What are we going to do? We are so screwed! We're lost in the desert, we have a little food and water supply, we had to put our electronics to sleep to save power. We still cant use the Wagon 2 yet and our camels are dead from exhaustion.
  • Camel: "We're sleeping, you moron!"
  • Sly: "Ok, we're still in trouble, though. A tired camel is still troube because, well, they take forever to awake."
  • Icky: Yeah, along with all of the farting they did with Murry and Patrick. How can this get anyworse?
  • Twilight: Guys, that barriar Genie and I put up isent going to hold that comming cold for long.
  • Iago: "Oh, it's not like we could be able to find a 5 star hotel to keep us wa- HEY LOOK OVER THERE!"
  • There is a 5 star hotel not too far.
  • Twilight: "Why is there a hotel in a desert?"
  • ???: "Because most people don't use camels to travel the desert!"
  • Twilight looks over, to see a flying car.
  • Dog: "More Modern people like us use modern convences, 21st centery, baby! WHOO!"
  • his party going friends cheered as well!
  • they drove off.
  • Twilight: "You mean that's why that Seller had plenty of camels?"
  • Camel: "Oh i know, it's because more advance worlds just use alien tecknogy to travel now-a-days. Well, i guess we better take you guys to that hotel, and afterwords, me and my friends are gonna hail a hover taxi back to the boss."
  • Spike: "Well, better then getting cold. Pluse tonights my bath night"
  • Icky: Same here. Man I thought those animals smell bad on the outside and atleast we dident shelter ourselves in our camels' stomachs since its gross. Man I can still remember their farting with Murry and Patrick.

Flashback

  • Spongebob's group are riding across the desert on their camels.
  • Spongebob: This is much better then using the Waggon 2 guys. We'll be in Europe in almost no time.
  • (Suddenly a loud fart is heard causing Spongebob's groub to gag in disgust.)
  • Genie: Get used to it guys, all camels do that.
  • Camel: Sorry about that. Got a hold of some bad hay right guys?
  • The other Camels nod in agreement.
  • A loud fart was heard, followed by another!
  • Icky: "Gees, what did that seller feed these things?"
  • Murry: "Uh, guys. That wasn't any of the camels."
  • Patrick: "It was, kinda me and Murry."
  • Iago: Gees! What did you guys eat for lunch?
  • Patrick: "Some roastbeef, chicken, a pizza."
  • Murry: "Burrito night."
  • Icky: Honesty, you guys and these camels stink worser then Pumbaa, and boy that warthog is a ticking time bomb of endless farting gas!

reality, the hotel next day.

  • Icky: "Ah, it's a beaut-i-ful morning, folks."
  • Twilight: "Couldn;t agree more."
  • Spongebob: Ok guys, has evreyone enjoyed their breakfeast?
  • (Gunshots where heard, as well as screaming and arabian shouting!)
  • Icky: "Screaming and gunshots. not a good combination."
  • Sly: "We better go check to see the problem."

main lobby.

  • It's the same Monkey Bandits again.
  • Monkey Bandit leader: "Alright, we, the Vulture Rider Turbans, demand your undying cooperation, if any of you desire to live! what we want is simple, surrender your money and valuables, and we will be on our marry way! our Vultures will collect your money."
  • The Group peek from behind a wall.
  • Icky: It's those Sons-of-Bitches that damaged the Cooper Van!
  • Murry: It's payback time! Guys cover me!
  • Twilight: Wait, I got a better idea. I got a little something that will teach those primate bandits a lesson.
  • Icky: "Another song?"
  • Twilight: Not this time Ick. Wach this. (Uses magic to make the monkeys beat eachother up)
  • Monkey Bandit leader: "What are you idiots doing! Listen to Babba Gazeem! I command you to stop this!!"
  • Monkey Bandit: It's not us, Boss!
  • Twilight: Ok, its time to make those monkeys disappear! (Uses Magic to teleport them to another location)

Monkey Bandits appear in front of royal palace.

  • Babba Gazeem: "What are we, the Vulture Rider Turbans, doing in front of the royal palace without our vultures?"
  • Suddenly the bandits are surrounded by a group of palace guards.
  • Babba Gazeem: "Uh, I mean, girl scout cookies?"
  • Captain of the Palace Guards: Looks like we have caught up with you bandits. You're all under arrest!
  • Babba Gazeem: "WAIT! we're not the Vulture Rider Bandits! i mean, if we are, which we're not, then where's our vultures?"
  • Suddenly the vultures reappear via Twilight's magic!
  • Babba Gazeem: "Uh, WOW! vultures that appear by magic!"
  • Captain: "They have your names on them."
  • Babba Gazeem: "Uh, where?"
  • The Captain points to their names on the vultures saddles.
  • Babba Gazeem: "Uh, it could be, another Vulture Rider Turbans?"
  • Captain: "Funny, the only ones i know of are you bunch."
  • Babba Gazeem: "Uh..... I'm out."
  • Guard: Hold it right there! Halt! Stop! Desist! (Grabs Babba Gazeem while the other guards hold his gang at sword point)
  • Babba Gazeem: "I don't know how everything went wrong so quickly?!"
  • Captain: (Laughs) Looks like someone has pulled a sly one on you bandits. And whoever they were, they have our people's thanks.

Hotel.

  • Guest and employes cheer to our heroes.
  • Manager: "Thank you for getting rid of the Vulture Rider Turbans like you did, friends. we will never forget what you have done. You are always welcome to have a lifetime free resevations to a room of your choosing, any time, and any request we would do for you."
  • Icky: "Well, here's something to start it off, do you have any hover cars or a hover car service? we need to find the road to get to paris france or at least to the nearist city in Europe."
  • Manager: "But alcourse, by all means. We have a Hot Air Balloon you can use to get to Rome. "
  • Twilight: Thank you kind sir. Well, we'll be on our way to Paris France now.
  • ??? So sorry, unicorn. I'm afriad your chance of going to France has been denied!
  • Iago: Who Said that?!
  • Suddenly the Guests and Employes gasp as to see dark magic swarming like a tornado infront of Spongebob's group and the Dark Dragon appears with the Dark Dragon Scourge Empire.
  • Spongebob: AHH! THE DARK DRAGON SCOURGE EMPIRE!!!!!
  • Icky: Oh, I knew it was only a matter of time before those guys show up!
  • Shade Demons Suround Spongebob's Group.
  • Dark Dragon: "You fools made a mistake making your appearence known by dispoving of those mere bandits. if anything, you should've just let them do their thing, and we propbuly wouldn't be able to find you."
  • Nidhiki: "But i guess that's the problem with you heroes, you can't last one minute without doing what you hero scum do best: interfear in the doings of evil."
  • Dark Dragon: "It's ashame loring you out into that thug restaurent failed because of the imcomidence of those bandit mules, but at least we get to do some volient destruction."
  • Icky: "(Gulp)."
  • Dark Dragon: "Now, to finally deliver the square one to the ammomimus benufacteror in Slimeball. for some reason, he believes you to be apart of some, ultamate propitcy of world domination or something. He didn't say what it was about, but it doesn't matter, as long as we get what he offers for it, i'll worry what it's about later."
  • A pie hits Dark Dragon in the face!
  • Spongebob's group and everyone else laughs!
  • Dark Dragon: "Who dares disgrace my face with a foolish comedy clishe?"
  • ???: Hey!
  • Evreyone turns to see Riku with the flying fox, coakroach and female snake holding some pies.
  • Flying Fox: "That was for trashing our faverite place to visit, ya bum!"
  • Brer' Bear: But I'm not a bum.
  • Brer' Fox: Quiet Brer' Bear!
  • Dark Dragon: WHAT IS THE MEANING OF THIS!?!
  • Female Snake: "EAT PIE, DORK DRAGON!"
  • They throw more pies at Dark Dragon!
  • Dark Dragon is covered in pies.
  • Twilight uses her magic to turn Dark Dragon into a frog!
  • Frog DD: "Rippit!"
  • Bananas: 'Well this is the most anti-climatic defeat ever!"
  • Riku: Guys, you head for the Balloon.
  • Flying Fox: And We'll do the rest.
  • Icky: "In that case, as the great Snaggle Puss once said, Exit, stage right!"
  • (Spongebob's Group heads for the balloon)
  • Spongebob: Thanks Riku!
  • Riku: Sure thing Spongebob.
  • Nidhiki: "Vaki forces, interset now!"
  • ???: Are you ready to fight Masters Ox and Croc?
  • Riku's Group turns to see Mickey with the Masters Council
  • Krekka: "Oh crud monkeys!"
  • Nidhiki: "Rakshi, exterminate!"
  • Mickey: Ok evreybody. Let's buy Spongebob some time to get outta here! (Draws out his keyblade)
  • Trurak fires his fear ray!
  • Master Ox: Wach out! (Every one jumps aout of the way in time) Boy we are in for one heck of a fight.
  • Riku: Where is Cynder when you need her?

Outside the Hotel

  • Spongebob's group have sucessfully got in the Hot Air Balloon as they use it to leave the hotel and head for Rome.
  • Spike: Hey is this a good idea to leave Riku and those three strangers with those guys?
  • Twilight: "Don't worry Spike, there's a chance some old saviors of his might not be far behind."
  • Sly: Yeah, He'll be fine. That kid can handle himself.

Back at the Hotel

  • Riku's group have managed to beat the Vaki Forces and have Bannanas and Chang surrounded.
  • Riku: Ok out with it, Chang. Who is the Ammomimus Benufacteror in Slimeball and why is he after Spongebob?
  • Bananas: Please dont hurt me. I'm really against voilence!
  • Chang: "Wait a minute, didn't we had the Rakshi, Zhou, and those idiot backwater black-steriotypes?"
  • Master Croc: "We took care of them off camera!"
  • Chang: "Sorry, the Benufacteror didn't say who he was, he only refered himself as "The Ammomimus Benufacteror" and gave us instrctions to capture that Sponge."
  • Master Ox: Allright then. We'll hand you two and your frog master over to the Dragon Council.
  • Master Croc: Where justice will be served
  • Bananas: Ok I'll Talk! The Ammomimus Benufactor didnt tell us his name but he did reveal himself to be the eldest brother of Slimball's ruler, Lord Shelluon.
  • Mickey: Well, why is Shelluon's brother after Spongebob in the first place?
  • Bananas: "I don't know, something about a propitcy or something. He didn't left any details though."
  • Mickey: Ok, We're just gonna have go to Slimeball, find Sora, Cynder and the others and find out what this propechey is.
  • Master Ox: But first, lets bring the Dark Dragon Scourge Empire to Justice.
  • Chang: "You like that, wouldn't you?"
  • Chang throws a strong smoke bomb!
  • BOOM!
  • The Scorge empire vanished.
  • Mickey: COWARDS!!!
  • Riku: "Hey, at least we stopped them, though we still know little about the Benufacteror."
  • Master Croc: I suggest we go to Slimeball meet with the rest of the louge, find out about the propechy that concerns the Sponge and learn more about The Benufactor's identity since we know that he is Lord Shelloun's eldest brother.
  • Ox: "One problem: We got civilians on us."
  • Flying Fox: "Where?"
  • Female Snake: "He meant us, you moron."
  • Riku: Your Majesty, I cant just leave them here, the Dark Dragon destroyed their bar and they have no where to go.
  • Croc: So, your highness what do we do with them since they helped us stop the Dark Dragon Scourge Empire?
  • Mickey: "In one hand, we can't risk them taking them with us, possable rebelions tend to be dangerious. in the other, we can't just send them away with no place to go, considering where they used go is gone. Riku, your gonna have to take them to Spongebob when they landed in Rome, then catch up with us when we get to the royal ship."
  • Riku: Ok Mickey. I'll do that. Well Guys, I cant take you with me but Mickey and I can give Spongebob more travaling companions to help him find his pet and rescue Mimi and her friends from a snake con artist. What are your names?
  • Female Snake: "Betty, and they're Mud and Butch."
  • Mud the Flying Fox: "S'up."
  • Butch the cockarouch: "Hey."
  • Mickey: Ok, Betty, Mud and Butch, let's get you to Spongebob's Group.
  • Ox: Yeah, He and his group must be halfway to Rome by now.

In the Hot Air Balloon

  • Sly: Well guys there's the European Continent, stright ahead!
  • Twilight: Woah, I cant believe how beautiful it is.
  • Iago: "Hard to believe it doesn't look ANYTHING like how the maps made it out."
  • Icky: Yeah. (Sees the Continent's map down there) And such lovely printing too.
  • Patrick: However the maps that made Europe lack basic construction and the beautiful and elegant printing of the names of the citys, landmarks and wonders are alot to be desired.
  • Spongebob: "(Scoffs), Everybody's a critic."
  • Bently: Well guys, acording to my computer, in order to get to Paris France, We'll have to travel through Europe's Famous Cities and Landmark Locations starting with Rome scince we're going to start our adventure there. We'll rest there tonight and the best way to travel through Europe and it's citys is by train.
  • Icky: "Leave it to Scroopfan to extend the adventure if he likes it enough, exspiecally if Tman is involved. At least he removed out the Kairi fetish thing."
  • Sly: Get over it Ick, Tman's Kairi's fetish thing is all in the past. While we travel through Europe we'll have to think of a good plan to deal with Frances and Madam Deces.
  • Iago: "So Where's Rome anyway?"
  • Bently: About 20 miles from our location which means we're almost there. Murry Get the Baloon ready to land.
  • Murry: You got it Buddy! (Pulls down on the hot air to make the Baloon go down as it nears Rome)
  • Sly: Ok guys. We got to take our task at saving your friends seriously and think of a good plan. Frances Le Four is a psychopath, a con-artest, kidnapper, sex-slaver and a pervert. (To the audience) I would say rapest if we were an adult show but scince this is a kids show, this is going to be toned down to prevert because hes famous for spanking, having his victims butts stick up in mid air, taking pictures of their butts and many other ruthless torture method he can think of.
  • Bently: And with that evil sorceress, Madam Deces as his partner, those two will be both dangerous like Lord Cobra, Mirage, Master Xehanort and Malefor combind. Pluse we cant afford to make any single mistake.
  • Icky: "You don't watch the original show much, do you? Problem is, even when we try hard, something happens to make us screw up and give the baddies a head start. and boy, can i give names of some of the original series' moisodes that have pretty good exsamples of that."
  • Murry: "Uh, like what?"
  • Icky: Take Fidget for example.
  • Murry: "Uh, how's he a mistake?"
  • Icky": "To avoid being insensitive, no. I meant, the guy's accsident prone. Care for me to explain some exsamples?"
  • Murry: "Uh, Ok."
  • Icky: When that peg-legged henchbat of Ratigan's first join the louge, he started off as our little sabitodtor meant to savitosh the villains. However, in the Events of Spongebob and Friends in Cat's Dont Dance. not to mention our mistakes before we had Fidget, but first things first, the the forementioned moisode. You see...

hours later.

  • Icky: "And that includes our mistakes even before Fidget."
  • Iago: Aside from our plunders. Nothing prepared us for what happened next after our vacation in Hawaii when Fidget's stupitiy got him in trouble big time.
  • Murry: "What did he do?"
  • Icky: Fidget ended up on Shifu's badside cause of him dropping the key to the oylimpus gate when Pain and Panic before they even became lougers yet and the Frog Hunters came and took Hercules when he was just a baby and the idiot made it worse when he blabed about the map of our friend Merlin to our friend Meg back when she actselly worked for Hades, which furiated Shifu even more. The reason why Shifu is ticked off at Fidget is because he is still plauged with the memory of what Malefor and Xehanort did in the Second Cartoonian War which changed Tyro, Mang and their keyblader friends destinies and the both of them were his nephews. There was also the fact he was still having it hard when we failed to keep Alice safe when we went to Wonderland, and that Fidget made a simular mistake in Hollywood but that's a sidenote.
  • Spongebob: "And it's also my fault. I wasn't being a good leader back then and just, allowed it to happen."
  • Sly: "So why did you let Shifu go nuts?"
  • Spongebob: "I didn't want to take sides, ok? I am not the kind of sponge to, you know, get into conflicts."
  • Iago: Yeah, and those things made Shifu even go as far as kicking Fidget out of the Louge telling him that he is no longer a member cause of Fidget's idiotcy and incomidents which was deffiently enough was enough for Girl Sora.
  • Icky: "Fortunealty, Shifu welcomed back our peg-legged bat friend once again, and Fidget went back to becoming a louger after a huge and epic though somewhat recycled animated battle."
  • Sly: Well thats a relief.
  • Iago: And if you thought what happened in our series was bad enough. Just wait till you hear of our current problem reguarding the return of that old gieazer, Master Xehanort, his plans for Spyro and Spongebob and an uppcoming event which we cannot stop once Maledork and his Darkpawn are back.
  • Sly: "No need to explain, we heard alot about it. And do not assume it cannot be stopped. If you could stop the villains from winning before, how will this event you spoke about be any different?"
  • Icky: "Good point. But let's focus on what we DO need to work on, like our friends being messed around by a crased pevvy snake."
  • Spongebob: But we gotta save my Gary first before we help Mimi and the girls.
  • Icky: "Not that i care for your abnormally large mollesk or anything, but, i think Sentient life has a more must be looked at first priority. Gary's an animal, and i think he is at least safe, i meant, he thinks like a cat for some reason, so he might be eating dirty nachos in some ally or taken in by a friendly cat lady, so there is absoluty no-"
  • Spongebob: "DO YOU EVER SHUT UP?!"
  • Icky: "JESUS! the heck's your problem?"
  • Spongebob: Gary needs me! He's been through alot in my absence and now thanks to Shen's Anti-Snailtighting behavior, My little Gary is lost, scared and along out there and if anything happens to him I'll never forgive myself. Pluse those Inerpole people are with Ignitus, Palamon and Merlin. As soon as wee find him, Well deal with Frances and that spider-lady together then I'll bring Gary home to Kairi since she and him are best friends after our adventures with the rescuers back when Cynder was ruling the leage.
  • Iago: (Dubbed as Timon) He has a point.
  • Icky: "Am i the only one who feels that it's Spongebob with the problem? I mean, because he had to go and cry like a baby, Shen is being forced against his will to face a guy he downright hates to begin with in a planet filled with more creatures he doesn't like to be made into liking, i mean, isn't that forced convertion? i mean, it's not morally smiled apawn, and isn't it wrong to judge Shen just because he screwed up before? come on, the reason he totaled that Panda village is because he was corrupted, and as of now, the guy is good, albeit moody and hot headed, but i diegress, he insisted he is no longer gonna go Xenophobe on us anymore, and then there's the whole threatening to kick Shen out if it doesn't approve of Gary. i mean, now that i think about it, I think we turned on the wrong side! i think Spongebob's the Shifu of the situation, and Shen's the Fidget."
  • Spongebob: "Pfft! nah! Icky, you are such a kidder."
  • Icky: "You are just gonna ignor what i say and-"
  • Spongebob: "PUT A CORK IN IT, YOU BIRD!"
  • Icky: "Ok, when is being called "a bird" an insult?"
  • Spongebob Slaps Icky!
  • Icky: "HEY!"
  • Spongebob slaps Icky again!
  • Icky: "Stop that!"
  • Spongebob slaps icky repeatedly!
  • Icky: "OUCH! What's the deal, kiddo?"
  • Bently: Ok Sponge. Thats Enough, we're almost in Rome now.
  • Twilight- Well, whatever happens, I sure hope, the girls are okay.

Le Flour's Hideout

  • Madam Deces- Alright, Rainbow Trash! Since you promised to help us, we're going to make sure you don't go hooky on us! Boys, bring in Maleficent's collar!
  • Rainbow Dash- Collar? (Le Flour's henchmen put a collar around Rainbow Dash's neck) Uggh! What is this collar for?
  • Madam Deces- This collar is one of Maleficent's many unholy objects which she uses for slavery. It cannot be broken or removed. It attacks your nervous system with an extremely painful shock, so if you even think about double-crossing us, ZAP! There will be enough voltage coursing through your puny skull to light up Cincinatti!
  • Rainbow Dash- Okay, that's just plain unfair!
  • Madam Deces: "Now, Miss Rainbow, are you ready for your... List?"
  • Rainbow Dash: Yes, but Let's just get this over with.
  • Madam Deces: Of course. Ozzie bring me the list for Miss Rainbow.
  • Ozzie: "Why should i? How do we know she won't betray us?
  • Madam Deces: Because If the Rainbow Mained one gets any ideas, Octavio will ensure that her friends get more brtually spanked then ever.
  • Ozzie: "Grr, (grumbles something, and throws a paper airplane to rainbow dash.)"
  • Rainbow Dash opens the paper airplane, reveling a list.
  • Madam Deces: "It's simple really, capture the ladies in this list, and we'll tak."
  • Rainbow Dash: "Lady Va-va Poodle, Victoria Leopard, Alexsandra Flamingo, Ms. Stork, Vice Lady Mas-sal the cheetah, and finally, Carmilia Fox."
  • Madam Deces: "Just remember, if your successful at capturing them, you and your friends will be allowed to leave."
  • Rainbow Dash: "Fine."
  • Rainbow Dash flew off!
  • Ozzie: "I still don't trust that horse."
  • Madam Deces: "You don't have to trust her, just as much i don't have to keep you alive. Now, unless you stop mistrusting that pony with potentional, i will be forced to, terminate, your employment here."
  • Madam Deces' Badger Henchman: But Madam, what about the auction coming up next friday?
  • Madam Deces: "What about it?"
  • Madam Deces' Badger Henchman: We can still make a nice price with that anime human girl, dog and the three ponies since that Rainbow maned pegesi is one of them along with the needed dames on our list. Right?
  • Madam Deces: "You know i am the kind of woman who keeps her word. Besides, the women on the list will be a greater value then the thre twats we have. Besides, Ms Stork might be proven an only known link to us, and i must be sure she doesn't sing. because i suspect Brett, a former ally, has been caught."
  • Frances: "I knew that fool is too weak to honor the vow of silence!"
  • The badger: "But, why not just have the Rainbow One destroy Brett?"
  • Madam Deces: "Too heavly guarded by cops by now. Besides, if this goes well, the Rainbow One will become more valuable as an ally then mercentdise."
  • Ozzie: "WHAT?! But she tried to kill off Selina! we don't need that stupid horse here, we are just as good withou-"
  • Madam Deces uses one her really sharp legs to stab through Ozzie!
  • Madam Deces: "As we will for now on, do without you, Ozzwold."
  • Madam Deces uses her other leg to stab Ozzie again, and pulled him apart into two!
  • Frances and the other minions gasped.
  • Madam Deces devours Ozzie's body.
  • Madam Deces: "Anyone else has any problems and nitpicks about our future ally?"
  • Frances and the other minions nod no.
  • Madam Deces: Spelended (To her Badger henchman) Harold, you are weasels, ferrets and stoat's replacement leader now. That twat should have let his memory of what Ms Rainbow Did to Selina fade when he had the chance.
  • Harold (The Badger's real name): Why thank you Madam. I never liked that unforgiving fool anyway.
  • A weasel: "WHAT?! but, Ozzie was like a father to us, and you ate him?!"
  • A ferret: "Nigel, please don't prevoke Deces."
  • Nigel: "SCREAW IT! I Nigel proclaim meself as new leader of the gang, like me brother Ozzie always wanted! And i don't give a rat's ass what you, or anyone else has to sa-"
  • Harold hold Nigel at Gun point.
  • Nigel smacks gun away!
  • Nigel: "Don't you dare point that gun at me, you Aussie reject! Your a disgrace to Austrilia!"
  • Harold: You shouldnt have done that mate. Right Madam?
  • Nigel: "Oh please, what's the worse you are gonna do, you loser from down unde- Why are your eyes turningred, Harold?"
  • Madam Deces: Its because he is about to unleash his powers on you. I taught him dark magic myself.
  • Nigel: "But, i thought you were just-"
  • Harlold: "Let me guess, an outcast from down under? What made you believe that i would just stay that way after all this time of being with Madam Deces?"
  • Nigel: "But, you use guns all the time, never once i seen you casted a spell, not even a cheap star throwing effect!"
  • Harold: Your about to see how angry a australian warlock badger really is mate. (casts a fire ball at Nigel)
  • Nigel dodged quickly!
  • Fireball missed!
  • Nigel makes a run for it!
  • Harold (Summoning a pack of wolves): Sick him boys!
  • Nigel climbs on some Crates convinently placed like stairs, and heads for an open window!
  • Suddenly Nigel begins to hear the howling of the wolves as they prepare to chase him.
  • Nigel: I should've listend! (The wolves appear and chace after him).
  • Nigel jumps through the window!

outside.

  • Nigel makes a run for it!
  • Nigel: "Oh Nigel, you got yourself in a big one now! I gotta find Brett and tell him he is right! Madam Deces is insane! i have got to get to the cops!"
  • ???: Not we can help it you overgrown rat!
  • Nigel: (Gasps and sees the wolves) No! Please! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!! (The wolfs prounce and devour him.)
  • Gunshots are heard, and the wolves vanished, reveling an injured Nigel with a gun.
  • Nigel: "Must.... Get... to Brett.... No matter what."
  • Nigel begins to stagger off. Nigel was coughing as it occered.

Back at the lair

  • Madam Deces: (To the chief wolf): Is Nigle desposed of?
  • Chief Wolf: He's injured at least,but he pulled a gun on my pack just as we were about to kill him. He's going to find Brett. What shall we do?
  • Harold: Well. he's Inerpol's problem now. They'll just send him and Brett to prison anyway. Good ridence to him!
  • Madam Deces: Indeed.

a few miles heading to town.

  • Nigel: "(Coughs), must, find, Brett, tell him, sorry for everything... and, tell the cops, everything i know. and ask, to make amends. (cries alittle). Ozzie, i'm sorry. I'm sorry i dragged you into this. (cough). Ozzie, my brother.... I shoud've listen to Brett.... I need, help, to find Brett. (coughs, gags, coughs). Who's, who's gonna find a jerk like me in the middle of nowhere? and, (coughs), who is actselly gonna care? (cries louder, falls down, and begins to cry) Dear god Just let me die allready!"
  • Suddenly he hears a gun cocking.
  • ???: Stay still boy!
  • Nigel looks over, to see Jules and Vinny, with Merlin, Ignitus, Jaq, and Carmilita.
  • Nigel: "WAIT! i'm injured. I'm not evena threat to a fly."
  • Ignitus: "He's right. look, he's bleeding."
  • Jaq: "He may be scum, but something tells me, he did something Madam Deces didn't like, otherwise, we wouldn't be here right now, let alone him."
  • Nigel: "Please, (coughs, coughs), you have to listen."
  • Vinny: "Put down the gun first, and we'll back off, Nigel Weaselworth."
  • Jules: Jesus man. What did you do to yourself?
  • Nigel: "No, it wasn't me! it was Harold! and his, wolf monsters!"
  • Jules: "Wolf monsters?"
  • Nigel: "Please, (coughs). i Know this may be hard to believe, or you won't really care or anything, but, Deces, she, she killed Ozzie. and she had that, maniac badger to sic wolfs on me! i, i survived and escaped. I have no where else to go. (coughs), please, you must, (coughs), listen to me."
  • Vinny: "Maybe i'll actselly listen to that if you drop the damn gun, butt for brains!"
  • Nigel drops gun.
  • Nigel: "Please, i'm not, out for trouble... not any more. please, you must, (coughs, crying) believe me."
  • James (appearing with Chris and Palamon): My goodness! What happened to him?
  • Chris: Hey Jaq, you want me to call an ambulence for this guy? You don't think Jules or Vinny hit him, do you?
  • Vinny: "Trust me, the guy be dead if we did it."
  • Jaq: "Alcourse James, he may be a criminal, but that doesn't mean he isn't a living being, expeically he now realised what he was becoming, and what Madam Deces really is."
  • Nigel: "Please... Listen to- (begins to volently coughs). please, help me."
  • Carmilia: "Do it now, Chris, his coughs are getting worse!"
  • Jules: "Anyone know how to keep a weasel from dying?"
  • James: "I happened to work as a doctor. i am lesser then what he needs, but, i think i could be of some assitence before help arrives."
  • Jaq: James your amaziang. I knew I brought you along for a reason.
  • James: "Thank you, however, i am atad under-equite, so, i'll have to do what i can."
  • Merlin: "Perhaps, i can devise a solution to your problem of you lacking what is needed."
  • Vinny: Well you better do it fast. The weasel's gonna be a goner in a few minutes.
  • Merlin conjures up a medical kit filled with stuff James needs.
  • James: Thank you Merlin. Now let's see if we can save this poor weasel's life.
  • Nigel coughs volently.
  • Jules: Man this dont look to good.
  • Chris: That ambulence better get her fast.
  • James opens medical kit.
  • Merlin: (To the Aduience) Allright, evreyone this could take a while so lets see how Spongebob is doing on his adventure to find Gary while we tend to help this poor weasel.

In Rome Italy-The Next day

  • Spongebob and his friends do a little sight seeing while Twilight and Spike look at the Roman Colosseum.
  • Twilight: "I heard from Alex that he had ansisters who preformed in a statium like this."
  • Spike: "Did he say what did they do?"
  • Twilight (Uses telekinesis to take out a book about European History): Let's see what the lions did here.
  • Twilight gasps.
  • Spike: "What?"
  • Twilight: "Let's just say, I fear I have, alot of explaining to do with Alex. cause, I don't think he realised what the lions really did back then."
  • Spike: "What?! Is it disgusting?"
  • Twilight: Much worse then that Spike. Much worse. (Reads about the Roman Colosseum in the Book) The Colosseum was used to host Gladiator shows as well as a variety of other events. The shows, called Munera, were always given by private individuals rather than the state. The Romans had a strong religious element but were also demonstrations of power and family prestige, and were immensely popular with the population. The Colosseum was occasionally used for plays which were actually executions in which the hero of the story – played by a condemned person – was killed in one of various gruesome but mythologically authentic ways, such as being mauled by beasts which lions are one of them or burned to death.
  • Spike: "Dude, that's creepy."
  • Spongebob: Ok, Guys. Photo time.
  • Spongebob's group do a pose infront of the Roman Colosseum.
  • Sly: "Say Cheese."
  • The Photo is tooken.
  • Bently: Ok guys, let's get somthing to eat. We'll be on the train right after and the next destination is the town of Pisa, Tuscany, Centeral Italy and then we'll be set for Venice.
  • A scream was heard!
  • Our heroes look to see Lions dressed in Roman gladiator armor, kidnapping a female Greyhound.
  • Icky: Hey? Whats going on over there?
  • Iago: "It looks like those lions are kidnapping that girl!"
  • Murry: "But why are they dressed like Gladiators?"
  • Sly: I dont know but we have to help her.
  • Icky: You gotta be kidding me!
  • Iago: "We wouldn't be good heroes if we let that slide, Icky!"
  • Icky: "Good point!"
  • The Gladiator Lions turn torwords an ally.
  • Female Greyhound: "What do you want from me?!"
  • Gladiator Lion one: "I, Leondus, and my brother Leo, are entrusted with the duty of bring you to the new city of the Roman empire, by order of Emperor Lyson, surpime great desentdent of Emperor Caeser."
  • Female Greyhound: "Wait, but, i thought the Roman empire-"
  • Leondus: "What you thought became of the empire was false! it was all a rose to fool our enemies of long ago, and now, in secret, we have began to rebuild what he had a long time ago, and now, the empire shall rise, starting with the sacrivice of 12 surface world woman."
  • Leo: "Now we just need to remember where the secret hole is."
  • ??? Hey! Let that girl go right now and we'll go easy on you!
  • Leondus: "Who dares challnaged the great roman warriors?"
  • Leo: "What my brother said!"
  • (Suddenly A cooper Smoke Bomb appears)
  • Leondus: What matter of roman war equipment is this?
  • POOF
  • (There was all smoke and a beating in the background)
  • The smoke clears and the two lion brothers find themselfs tied up with the female greyhound gone and the Roman police appear on the scene.

away from the scene.

  • Spongebob: "Your safe and sound miss."
  • Female Greyhound: "Thank you. I am an archilogigest on the old Roman history. Doctor Annabelle."
  • Bently: "Did you hear what one of those lions said? "The sacrivice of 12 surface woman", which means more woman may had been kidnapped. I don't wanna get our mission side-tracked, but we can't leave this problem un-checked. This, Lyson guy will just send more guys into kidnapping another girl."
  • Sly: "Spongebob, I know you want to find Gary, but it's obvious we need to save rome from it's own dark past. do you understand?"
  • Spongebob: "(Sighs), what kind of a hero would i be if we let this slide?"
  • Icky: "I'm proud of you, kid."
  • Spongebob: "I'm still mad at you for taking Shen's side, Ick."
  • Icky: "Alcourse you are."
  • Spongebob: Gary, Mimi, Brandy, Rarity, Fluttershy and Rainbow Dash. Give us more time ok?
  • Spike: But what about lunch and the train to Pisa?
  • Murry: "All in good time, little buddy."
  • Spongebob: And Icky, your lucky we got time to save Rome from its dark history. But Dont forget that I'm still determined to save my Gary when this and anyother trouble we encounter on our trip is over ok?
  • Icky (to himself): "Oh, i am so looking forword when Spongebob realises he's being a big baby and learns that not everyone is gonna like snails. Knowing these kind of stories though, might be somewhere in the trip, maybe after this."
  • Spongebob (To himself): Man, that Ichthyornis is still in denial, dont know why we bothered bringing him along in the first place, well he'll sing a diffrent tune when Shen's finally cured of his anti-snailtighting behavior and evreyone who agrees with him starts seeing how good my Gary is. Cause no matter how long it takes and what ever Scroopfan hits us with during our trip here in Europe, I will find Gary and save Mimi and her friends from that pervvy snake and spider witch along with bringing him home to the temple and Kairi will be happy to see him again. Gary if your out there, I will find you and wont give up on you. I promise!
  • Bently: "Well, we better get going! I think one of those lions mention a "Secret Hole". Too bad they didn't say where though."
  • Genie: Dont worry guys. You got a genie on your side. Just say the word and I'll find that secret hole for you.
  • Iago: "Ok. Word!" (Genie teleports the team and himself away)

Pierre's Restaurant

  • Gary was in a cage.
  • Pierre came in, with a tray of regular non-meowing snails.
  • Pierre: "Hello, my little friend, i bet you are wondering, what i have in store for you, little one?"
  • Gary nodded no.
  • Pierre: "Let Pierre Salas show you!"
  • Pierre puts the tray down.
  • Pierre: "First, a big pot."
  • Arch places down a huge pot.
  • Pierre: "Then boiling hot water!"
  • Archy pours in some hot water.
  • Pierre: "Then salt! It's a known fact that Salt is bad for snails, no?"
  • Archy pours in salt.
  • Pierre: "Then finally, (picks up snail tray) The snails."
  • Snails look at boiling salty water and fear for their lives!
  • Pierre: "In you go!"
  • Pierre dumps in snails!
  • hisses and tiny screams of pain are heard!
  • Pierre: "Ordenarly, the screams would deter me, but since Snails have absolutey no rights, no one cares! You snails are just gross, disgusting, slow afronts to nature, each and everyone of you! yet, it is strange to us french, you taste like a devine piece of heav-an, no? I look forword to cook you out of exsitence, ho-ho-ho!"
  • Gary gulps.
  • Pierre: "Archy, where is Alexsandra? i have some orders ready!"
  • Archy: "I'll go get her, Pierre."
  • (Suddenley the two hear a loud scream)
  • Archy and Pierre were freaked out! they ran out to the main lobby!
  • they see Rainbow Dash fighting with Alexsandra.
  • Alexsandra: "Pierre, Archy, help!"
  • Pierre: "A pony?"
  • Archy: "A flying pony?"
  • Pierre: "A flying blue pony?"
  • Archy: "A flying bule pony with something on her butt?"
  • Pierre: "A flying bule pony with something on her butt and a rainbow mane and tail?"
  • Archy: A flying blue pony with something on her butt, a rainbow mane and tail, and a weird-looking collar?
  • Alexsandra: "GUYS!"
  • Archy and Pierre: "Oh yeah!"
  • Archy: "LE CHARGE!"
  • Archy and Pierre charged!
  • Pierre: "VIVA LA FRANCE!"
  • Rainbow Dash: I'm really sorry about this miss! (she flies off with Alexandra causing Peirre and Archy to hit a brick wall)
  • Pierre: "Le ow."
  • Archy: "The same, sir."
  • Pierre: "Archy, go to ze phone, and call ze policei."
  • Archy: "As soon as i can feel again, sir."

Somewhere Underneath Rome

  • Spongebob and his group reappear with Genie in a secret underground tunnel.
  • Twilight: Hey, where are we?
  • Bentely: We According to my computer we must be in somekind of underground passage underneath rome.
  • Genie: Here let me give us some light (magically makes flashlights and torches appear)
  • Spike: Thanks Genie, your such a big help.
  • Genie: Your welcome little buddy.
  • Sly: "So, who here is still suprased that the romans are still around?"
  • Spongebob: I am. And I bet Kairi will be when I tell her what we been through since she last contacted us. I'm gonna phone her after we defeat the Romans's descendents and board the train to Pisa.
  • Twilight: Yeah and she, Candence and Shining Armour would die when the find out that we were in Venice cause thats our next stop after Pisa.
  • Icky: "Ok, I am confused, didn't the romans, i don't know, got completely wipe-out by something?"
  • Bentely: That is a good question Icky. Well Since the Roman Empire fell which gaveway to the Medieval Times, the survivors must of hid themselfs and wait for the chance to make Rome's dark history repeat itself.
  • Iago: "Well, the sooner we find more answers of what these modern Romans want with 12 women and what purpose so we can stop it, the better."
  • Spongebob: And continue on our journey as well.
  • Twilight: Guys. Do you hear that?
  • Icky: "Sounds like an Audience shound effect."
  • Genie: Well whatever that sound is, we're getting pretty close to where the modern romans live.
  • Our heroes peek over, reveling a large audience in a new, underground coliseeum.
  • Emperor Lyson- (Appears in his throne) Welcome one and all to the New Imperial Colliseum! (All cheer) Alright, let's get this party started! Bring out the females! (11 females are tied to 11 pillars by lion gladiators) Now, hold on a second! Where's #12?
  • Leondus- We failed to capture her, my lord! A bunch of weirdos came in and foiled our attempts!
  • Emperor Lyson- You have failed me for the last time, Leondus! (Presses button, sending Leo and Leondus down a trap door leading to a river full of crocodiles)
  • Emperor Lyson: "Well, my gladiators, one of you must find another female for the ritual to summon the Giant underground Titan, unless we will have to settle with one fo your wifes!"
  • Lion Gladiator: "Some of us are unmariied."
  • Lyson pushes button agan, and Lion Gladiator falls in to snake pit.
  • Lyson: "Besides the point, get me another female! or else!"
  • Gladiators: Yes my Lord.
  • Lord Gladiator: One more thing, sir. What do we do with that lion, weasel and pig we captured along with that singing snail?
  • Lyson: "Consider them Target pratice for the Gladiators, Captain Brutus."
  • Simba, Timon, Pumbaa, and Speedy the snail are seen in chains.
  • Lion Gladiators are seen surrounding them.
  • Twilight: "Oh no! they're in trouble! what to do, what to do?"
  • Twilight looks at some armor.
  • Twilight: "AH-ha!"
  • Twilight secretly grabs the armor, and vanishes!
  • the Lion Gladators surrounded Simba, Timon, and Pumbaa and Speedy.
  • ???: "HALT!"000
  • Everyone looks to see Twilight in gladiator armor.
  • Twilight: "I demand you release them, for i am.... Twilight Sparkikus of Equestia!"
  • Lyson: "A woman, in gladator armor?"
  • Twilight: "Oh, don't tell me your gender bias?!"
  • Lyson: "Actselly, we have some woman gladators here, i was merely reacting to the sudden surprase. Anyway, the heck is an "Equestia", anyway?"
  • Twilight: "Never mind! I challnage the roman empire as a representitive of the serface world for 2 things: the freedom those 4 misfit creatures, and the woman you wrongfully kidnapped! from where i am from, i am considered a mighty and great hero! i actselly defeated two gods in my time!"
  • Lyson: "You defeated gods, eh? Then i guess surrounded by my toughest Gladiators, man or woman, shouldn't be a problem for you. Gladators, defeat this newcomer for the glory of the Roman empire, and for the sake of our hopes and dreams, and our future in general!"
  • Twilight (thinks): "Ok, Twilight, just remember your magic sword spell, and your Ki-Pony-Jitsu, and there's gonna be no problem."
  • Sly: Ok guys, While Twilight deals with that Lyson guy, lets give Simba, Timon, Pumbaa and that little snail a hand.

(Bad reputation plays (i swear this was added in before. oh well.)

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Shrek Soundtrack 6. Halfcocked - Bad Reputation

  • Galdiator Lions and Lionesses charge at Twilight!
  • Twilight has her horn transformed into a magical sword and one huge slash and a magic wave hits all of the lions and lionesses blowing them away.
  • A Gladiator Lionesse with a spear tries to sneak up on Twilight.
  • Spike: Twilight! Look out!
  • Genie: AH! (Gets out a walkie talkie) All units we have a code red!
  • Twilight reverse kickflips the Lioness Gladiator away!
  • Lyson: "Hmm, impressive."
  • Captain Brutus the tiger: "This little horse fights impressively, your best gladiators have been quickly bested."
  • Lyson: "We may have to be forced to send in, Jumbo the Mighty."
  • Captain Brutus: "Don't lose faith on to my Gladitors so quickly, she can't possably beat them all!"
  • Lion Gladitors charge from the sides!
  • Twilight: Ok Time to use the Element of Magic on these guys! (Lion gladiators attack with their clubs, but Twilight teleports behind them and kicks one of the gladiators to the wall)
  • Spike- GO, TWILIGHT!
  • Sly- (Covering Spike's mouth) SHUSH!
  • Lyson: "Send out the Horse and Carriots!"
  • More Lions and Lionesses gladiators appear on chariots, being pulled by Gladiator Horses!
  • Twilight- (Waits for a while, then jumps toward incoming lion gladiator, leans her hind legs front, and kicks the lion in the face, then backflips onto the ground again)
  • The knocked out lion lost control of the chariot, and it crashed into the others, causing a chain reaction!
  • Lyson: "That is clearly no ordenary horse."
  • Captain Brutus: "How could something so small be that good in fighting?"
  • Lyson: "Don't just stand there, release the brutes, now!"
  • Captain Brutus salutes, and blows on a horn!
  • Rhino Gladitors charged through the gate!
  • Sly: Ok guys! Time for us to step in. Twilight may be a good and strong unicorn warrior but even she needs help.
  • Spike: Right lets do it (draws out his keyblde)
  • Twilight: "Ok, maybe i did bit more then i can chew, but i must do this for my friends!
  • Rhino Gladitors surround Twilight!
  • Lyson: "(Chuckles), let's see this warrior survive from that, Brutus."
  • Brutus nods, agreeing, but notices something.
  • Brutus: "Sir, we seem to have more company!"
  • Lyson: "What?!"
  • Brutus: "Look!"
  • Lyson and Brutus see Spongebob's group dressed in Gladiator Armor.
  • Spongebob: CHARGE!!!
  • Lyson: "WHAT IS THE MEANING OF THIS?!"
  • Brutus: "Obviously, assuiates of the purple horse."
  • Rhino Gladitors noticed Spongebob's gruops.
  • Rhino Gladiator 1: "Hey, who are those guys?"
  • Spongebob: For your information, I am the Great Emperor Spongebob Romain Pants and these are my band of Gladiators: Patrickikus, Spikanitus, Bentuly, Slyson, Ickerus, Iagoerious the Mighty and Murrus the Brawn! (To audience) These are going to be in our roman names so just play along.
  • Patrick: Friends, Romains and Gladiatiors, Lend our Spongey Emperor your ears!
  • Someone in the audience: "Litteraly or metithorically speaking? Cause soneone actselly cut off their ear once."
  • Spongebob: Anyway, We have come to aid Twilight Sparkikus, free those four and 11 women and put an end to your modern roman empire once and for all!
  • Lyson: "How dare you threaten our Empire, Sponge! Do you have no respect for the Roman empire?!"
  • Spongebob: We do, but we're just here to free our friends, the women you kidnapped and end your riegn of terror.
  • Sipke: Twilight! Your Keyblade!
  • Lyson: "Disrepectful fools! I am the only hope for the Roman empire to reclaim what you serface dwellers took away from us! the great Titan shall help us get it back! once we have one more woman, we shall appease the titan to our side, and i think your little horse is perfect! Rhinos, surround and crush those fools! but spare the horse, she is perfect for the Roman empire's return!"
  • Twilight Draws out her keyblade and help her friends fight off the Gladiators.
  • Pumbaa: What do we do?!? What do we do?!?
  • Timon- There's only one thing we CAN do, Pumbaa! When the going gets tough, the tough get going! THAT'S our motto!
  • Pumbaa- I thought our motto was "Hakuna Matata"!
  • Timon- Pumbaa, stop living in the past! We need a new motto!
  • Speedy the Snail: I'm with you there fellas but arent you forgeting somthing?
  • Simba: "We're tied down against our will!"
  • Pumba (Dubbed as Fozzie Bear): Speedy make yourself usful. Try and save us! DO SOMTHING!!! (Pumbaa is handgagged)
  • Riku: Shhh!
  • Timon (wispering): "Riku? What are you doing here?"
  • Riku: I came to save you guys and give Spongebob new traveling companions.
  • Simba (wispering): "You have to get us out of here, quick! there's too many rhinos out there!"
  • Riku: Dont worry, Simba, my new friends will deal with the rhinos.
  • ???: "Hey, Rhi-dorks!"
  • Rhino Gladiators looked over.
  • Betty, Mud and Butch appear with machine guns in hands.
  • Mud: Say, hello to our little friends! (Laughs like a maniac)
  • Butch: We are Betty, and Mud and Butch you Roman Mother******s!
  • Rhino Gladiater: "HARK! what strange weapon and clothing is this?"
  • Betty: These are machine guns and these are our bandit clothes.
  • Mud: And we aint short on fire power either!
  • Butch: Prepare to die you roman sons-of-bitches! (They begin firing their machine guns)
  • Lyson: "Ha! like those strange weapons could possably-" (Gets shot by Butch, and shrieks like a girl) AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHGH! *****N' MOTHER FU***N' F***! WHAT THE HELL KIND OF WEAPONY IS THAT?!?
  • Brutus: "I have heard stories that the serface world has created new, advanced weapons during our absinces, my lord."
  • Lyson: "Why wasn't i told this?!"
  • Brutus: "You didn't listen, and kept killing the guys who tried to make you listen."
  • Lyson: OH SHUT UP!!!!
  • Spongebob: I was hoping you showed up again Riku.
  • Riku: "Less talking more fighting!"
  • A rhino Gladiator with a big club tries to smash Riku!
  • Riku- Oh shit! (Suddenly Twilight levitates the club out of Rhino's hands)
  • Rhino- What the--?
  • Twilight- Take THIS! (Kicks Rhino in the crotch)
  • Rhino- YUUUUUUUUUHHHHHHHHHGGGGGH!
  • Rhino 2- You're finished, ugly bird!
  • Icky- Oh, yeah? How's about I give you a sock on the nose? (Kicks Rhino's face quickly)
  • SpongeBob- Uh, Guys? I think we should really end this chapter! It's getting REALLY REALLY LONG!
  • Icky: "Just as soon as we take care of these Roman jerks!"
  • (Roars!)
  • Lyson: "Oh no! the Titan! THANKS TO YOU, YOU SPONGE, THE TITAN IS GONNA BE UNSATISFIVED, AND DESTROY OUR CITY! WE WORKED HARD TO APPEASE THE CREATURES, AND THIS WAS SUPPOSED TO BE THE FINAL TIME BEFORE IT HELPS US CONGURE THE SERFACE WORLD! NOW, NO ONE IS SAFE FROM THE CREATURE!"
  • (ROARS!!)
  • Spongebob's Group: Oh Crud!
  • A Monster bursts through the walls!
  • Icky: "Whoa, is he ugly!"
  • The Titan grabs Spongebob's group!
  • They scream, as the Titan walks off, grip so powerful, and Spongebob's gruop so afraid, they are helpless to do a thing, as the Titan vanishes into the background.

Chapter 10: The Lair of the Titan.

  • Spongebob and friends were sleeping, then they wake up.
  • Spongebob: "Where are we? Fake grass? Giant plastic pet animal homes? What is this-"
  • Spongebob bonks into something that want donk.
  • Spongebob: "What is this!"
  • Patrick: "It's a wall of phsyic engry!"
  • Icky: "Ok, even i know we're really inside agiant glass pet tank."
  • ???: "(Igor like laughing)"
  • everything turns to see a Taranchula with a hump.
  • Igor-Chula: "Oh, you poor babies, trap into what is now to be called, your new home."
  • Twilight: "You saying that like theres no escape?"
  • Igor-Chula: "YOU HEAR THAT? They think i'm saying that like there's no escape!"
  • Igor-Chula and other mishapen animals laugh maniacly!

(this song plays)

Brave_Little_Toaster_-_It's_a_B-Movie

Brave Little Toaster - It's a B-Movie

  • Icky: (Dubbed as Blu from Rio) Not cool man! Scary, but not cool!
  • Twilight: "What makes you think non of you can't escape?"
  • Igor-Chula: There is a way to escape. But first the master wants a donation of some of you. So Tell me. Have you come to donaite yourselfs to science?
  • Icky: "Wait, the heck are you talking about, buddy?"
  • Igor-Chula: "Haven't you noticed none of us look, normal?"
  • Riku: Not particularly.
  • Iago: But what about that Roman Empire thats planning to bring rome back to its Dark History?
  • Familier voice: "Right next to you, you serface world twats!"
  • The group sees Lyson and the entire roman empire trapped in class tank next to the one our group is.
  • Lyson: "You doomed us all, you outsiders! we weren't able to filled our end of the bargin, now we must suffer to, whatever this, creature is capable off!"
  • Brutus: "Why must you surface worlders ruin everything?"
  • Iago: Hey, most of the villains before you guys that we meet so far didnt like us much. At least these mishapen weirdos did us a favor.
  • Brutus: "That did not answer my question at all."
  • Lyson: "If i was not seperated by this, bizzare contrapion, i strangle you freaks, with my bare hands!"
  • Mud: "But, your a lion."
  • Iago: "In fact, you bare alot of resemblence to this loser we faced once, Prince John."
  • Lyson: "Listen here you fools, we are gonna die here if we stay, there is no telling what the Titan plans to do with us!!"
  • Igor-Chula: Indeed and only a miracle can save you all-
  • ???: Stoppza! (Somthing makes Igor-Chula, the Mishapen creatures and the Roman Empire Freeze in Time)
  • Icky: "The hell?!"
  • Iago: "Hey, what's going on!"
  • Murry: "Everything just, stopped in time."
  • Twilight- Alright, what in the name of Celestia is going on here?
  • Spike- Yeah! And what is this 'Titan' monster?
  • Suddenly the Glass Tank that is holding Spongebob's group has been broken and they turn to see that it was Mickey who frozed the roman empire and the mishapen creatures along with Igor-Chula in time.
  • Spike- Mickey?
  • SpongeBob- What are you guys doing here?
  • Mickey- We were looking for you, of course! Also, I'm afraid we are in BIG BIG trouble!
  • Icky- What do you mean?
  • Master Ox: "Many things."
  • Icky: "Explain."
  • Mickey: The Titan is heading for the tunnel that leads to the surface. We gotta stop it before it gets out and destroys Rome.
  • Master Croc: After that we must get you and your group to the train station so you can continue with your journey to Paris to save your snail and kidnapped friends, Spongebob.
  • Spongebob: "But, we need to prevent the Romans from going back to kidnapping women to possably apease another giant underground monster."
  • Mickey: Dont worry about that. We told the Roman authorities about Lyson's plan. And we got the 11 girls back to the surface off camera when you guys got captured and their warning evreyone about the titan now. By the time this spell ends. The Modern Romans will be arrested along with these other charmers.
  • Twilight: "But what about the Mishapen Creatures? clearly, what ever the Titan did to them, they may be trumised to the point they no longer have hope. We can't just leave them here like what they are now."
  • Spike- That's a good point, Twilight! What DID the Titan do to those guys?
  • Icky: "I think i have an idea.... (gulp). I think our Titan friend is some sort of, Giant Mad Sciencetist, look!"
  • Icky points over to giant sciecetifical equitment.
  • Spongebob: Guys we gotta hury and defeat the Titan.
  • Sly: Yeah, its going to put Rome in danger if we dont stop it now!

tunnel enterence.

  • The Titan is seen climbing out of the Enterence, as it roared!
  • The Citizens of Roam where in panic as they flee for their lives while Spongebob's Group reappear via Genie's Magic.
  • The Titan roars as it walked across the city.
  • Spongebob: This is it guys. We got to destroy the Titan before it wreacks havoic on the citizens of Rome.
  • Riku: It's victory or oblivion!
  • Icky: "You made it sound dangerious when you say it like that!"
  • The Titan roars as it heads torwords the old roman colliseum.
  • Mickey, Riku, Ox and Croc appear on the Colliseum's wall.
  • Mickey: Now Ox! Find out what the Titan's weakness is so we can hurt it while Spongebob's Group lures it outta Rome in finnsh it off!
  • The Titan roars, it has noticed Mickey and the Masters!
  • Master Croc: "And you may wanna move it, he noticed us!"
  • Mickey, Riku and the Masters jump at it.
  • Riku: Ox do your thing!
  • the Titan roars!
  • Master Ox uses his good eye to scan for the monster's weakness untill he discovers that it is the monster's head!
  • The Titan attempts to smack them away, but they dodge!
  • Ox- It's his head! It's exposed! Seriously, it's glowing green and it's showing! We just need to find something to strike it with.
  • Riku: Spongebob, the Titan's Weakness is it's head!
  • the Titan smacks away Riku, The Masters, and Mickey into a building!
  • The Titan walks torword the beaten heroes, then raises his giant foot.
  • Suddenly a band of rockets hit the Titan's head and it roars in pain!
  • Mud: "Bullseye!"
  • The Titan turns angryly to Spongebob's group!
  • Sly: "Spongebob, we may wanna get going, now!"
  • Spongebob: I'm one step ahead of ya Sly!
  • The Titan soniced roared, sending the heroes flying into Germany!
  • The Titan ROARS!
  • Riku: "Oh great, looks like we're on our own on actselly defeating this thing!"
  • Igor-Chula: "Is that so? (he mishapen creatures are also seen) Would you like some assitence?"

Chapter 11: Spongebob Gets a clue.

Germany

  • Spongebob's group screams as they crash land on a tour bus!
  • Icky: "Ow."
  • Iago: What a minitue Germany! I thought we we'er suposed to land in Pisa?
  • Icky: "I think that Monster may have blown us off course."
  • Twilight: "Now Riku and the others are left to deal with the Titan. I hope they will do well."
  • Icky: "Hey, if they can servive Dork Dragon, they can handle an overgrown monster."
  • Tour Guide: "Hello und welcome to the grand tour of Germany, i am your host, Hansal."
  • Sly: Hi there. Can you take us to the train staiton. We're trying to get to Pisa but we got blown of course by this oversized Mosnter in Rome and we where wondering if you could give us a ride to the station please.
  • Hansel: "But wouldn't you rather enjoy our tour to Germany, you just got here, and besides, the train station is like, a day away from here, and the only fastest way to get to it, is by my tour."
  • Twilight: "Gees, we either have to play it by his rules, or we waste another day or more doing it by ourselfs."
  • Icky: "Aw, let's give it a try, this guy looks sane."
  • Spongebob: Ok guys, We'll have fun in Germany and get to Pisa right after.
  • Simba: I dont supose you guys got room for a few more do you?
  • Twilight: "Well, i guess sense your here, why not?"
  • Icky: "Ok, Stork boy, let-yer rip."
  • Hansel: "Gladly, but first, i must pick up a few people waiting not too far from here."
  • Twilight: "By all means."
  • Speedy: Why thanks for letting us come with ya. You guys are allright. Now what do you call yourselfs?

after the introductions.

  • Speedy: "Mighty nice names there."
  • Spongebob: "Thanks. never thought I meet a talking snail though."
  • Speedy: "Well, I do more then talk, I can also, sing."
  • Icky: "A singing Snail, BLAH! i'll believe when i seen it."
  • Speedy: Allright then, kid. Observe. (Singing) Shoe bob do be do!
  • Icky: (Gasps) Oh my god you really can sing can ya? Why aren't you a celebery!"
  • Speedy: "I like the simple life."
  • another song plays.
  • Icky: "Another song?"

after song.

Optus_-_Give_me_the_Simple_Life!

Optus - Give me the Simple Life!

  • Icky: "Ok, what is with all these songs? honestly?"
  • Timon: "Everyone knows cartoons tends to have songs in them."
  • Hansal: "Ok, we are coming across our next group of people."
  • Icky: "Oh great, where are... (Sees red robed, hooded strangers, with Snail symbolisum.)
  • Spongebob: 'What the...."
  • Hansal: "And i hope, they will give you... A good time. (chukles evily, as Hooded strangers boarded on.)"
  • Icky: "We're in trouble."
  • the leading hooded stranger throws a gas bomb!
  • it admitityly knocks all of them out.
  • Hansal, and the hooded Strangers remain uneffected do to gasmasks.
  • Hansal: "Havd i done well, leader?"
  • Leader, the first hooded stranger in the middle, who revels himself to be a Stork: "You did, my son. Now, to our secret order.."

the underground secret order jail.

  • Icky: Ok. This can NOT be happening to us!
  • Sly: I knew we shouldent have taken this tour and get to the train station when we had the chance.
  • Iago: Yeah how could this get any worse?
  • Leader appears.
  • Leader: "Hello friends. Enjoying the accomindations? i taken the liberdy of disabling your magic friends. the Unicorn is wearing a magic binding ring, that only can take off. and i took good care of your Genie friend. (revels Genie trapped ina crysitail ball.)."
  • Icky: "Just, who are you."
  • Leader: "I am Leader, real name, Franz Oswin. and this is my friend, Hansal."
  • Hansal appears, in a red robe.
  • Hansal: "Hey-ya."
  • Leader: "And Welcome, to the secret origanisation, of Snail Lovers."
  • Icky: "Whoa, whoa, whoa! Snail lovers?"
  • Spongebob: 'Well, about time things turn right for us!! I am a lover of snails myself."
  • Leader: "Really? That's quite interesting. Shall we show you all to our, work place."
  • Spongebob: "Oh sure! i love to see it."
  • Leader: "But alcourse."

hallways.

  • Spongebob: "So, what do you and Hansal here do here."
  • Leader: "We convert haters into liking the snail anyway possable."
  • Spongebob: 'Oh, what a coincidince, we have this friend who has a problem with snails."
  • Leader: "You don't say."
  • Spongebob: "Yeah, his name is Lord Shen."
  • Leader: "Well, if you have the chance, take him here into our inquision chamber."
  • Patrick: "Incawhaty what?"
  • Hansal: "Oh, your gonna love what we do here!"
  • Leader: "Yes, and here's the door. (opens it) AND BEHOLD!"
  • Spongebob's group, Spongebob included, gasped in horror.
  • they see people getting horrendusly tortured with slime, medevil torture devices, and are restranced againtest their will.
  • Leader: "Allow me to explain what we do here."

(Leader and the converters will sing this song.)

  • Spongebob: (Gulps then speaks to the Leader) Love your little song guys but, Shen is not with us. The Rest of my friends have found another way to cure Shen of his Snail hating Behavior. So this entire mess were in was just a big misunderstanding. So why dont you consider letting us go and forget this "capture" thing ever happened. No harm no foul right?
  • Leader: "Clearly your lying! No snail hater can be cured that easy! No! torture is the way to go! if not, hey, you can always just kill them! Because Snail Haters have no right to have an opinion!"
  • Spongebob begins to realise what Icky means about what Shen. That it is wrong to force an opinion down his throut, and that, he's no better then Leader and the Snail Lovers cult, and that he's wrong t threaten to throw Shen out if Shen still hates snails, and choosing Gary over sentient life. Spongebob feels like an idiot.
  • Spongebob (thinking): "What have i done? I forced everyone against Shen. Icky is right! I AM THE SHIFU OF THIS SITUATION! I AM A BIG BABY!"
  • Spongebob begins to cry outloud!
  • Leader: "Is he okay?"
  • Icky: "Oh, he just realised that having Shen being forced into liking snails by having to face Shelluon is wrong and caging him against his well in a peacock shaped cage is no better. and that he turned everyone, even Kairi against Shen."
  • Spongebob: 'WHAT HAVE I DONE?! i should've just accepted Shen's opinion. I could've just negosiate with him on how we can make things work! but instead, i had to, to, to, BE SPONGEBOB BABY DIAPER PANTS! (cries)!"
  • Icky: "Well Guys, i think he learns his lesson."
  • Leader: "Your right Ick, he did."
  • Twilight: "Wow Icky, your plan worked better then i expected."
  • Patrick: "It sure did."
  • Spike: "You the bird, Icky."
  • Iago: "I guess i owe you 20 bucks."
  • Sly: "Pure genius."
  • Bently: "Not bad for someone who lacks my intellect."
  • Murry: "Good work."
  • Spongebob: "Wait a minute! what's going on here!"
  • Simba: "Uh, yeah, what gives?"
  • Icky: "Well guys, should we let him know what's going on?"
  • Pumbaa: And did that Stork just said Icky's name?
  • Genie appears.
  • Genie: "Hey guys, so, did the thing work?"
  • Icky: "It did, and i couldn't have done it with you, or my old Snail Lover harmless orginisation slish former movie acter friend, Frans."
  • Frans: "All the plesure, friend. You See, During your trip in Rome Icky called me and ask me to help him bring Spongeboy here onto your Shen's Side. Pretty Cleaver huh?
  • Simba: And you guys were apart of this all along?
  • Timon: Ah Why I outta. Let me at them! Let me at them! (To Pumba) Here hold me back!
  • Pumbaa: Ok (Graps Timon's Tail)
  • Timon: LET ME AT THEM! LET ME AT THEIM!
  • Pumbaa (Lets Go): OK!
  • Timon: "I think your missing the basic point here."
  • Pumbaa: "Oh."
  • Simba: "I can't believe this, i duh, dee, duh, how did you do it?"
  • Icky: "Yeah, Genie help convert the Snaill Lover's Louge into a dungin. speaking of which, you can turn it back to normal, Genie."
  • Gemie snaps his fingers, and the supposed donguin is not a regular building."
  • Icky: "So, Spongebob, learn ya lesson?"
  • Simba: "Why you disrepectful-"
  • Spongebob: "WAIT! Icky is right to do this... I threaten to doomed the United Univeres for the sake of a snail. and in hindsight, Cobra could've said that Lord Shen helped destroy our way of life, because of me. and a snail named Gary. and thus, would've worsen the opinions on Snails tenfold then what they already have. I should've realised this and told everyone to leave Shen alone! because a space snail ruined most of his childhood and life, leaving what's left to be more ruined by Cobra. i, i realised this. Icky, through a very mean and moronic way, you helped me see the light. While Gary is still impourent to me, you helped me realised that, even though he is family, that doesn't mean Shen, Mimi, Brandy, and everyone else is my family. i, i forgot about that."
  • Icky: "Well thanks, while i do think it's impourent to find Gary, it's just as impourent to save 2 of our members and three of the Element of Harmony bearers. I just didn't wanted you to get to the point that finding Gary was more impourent then saving them from a Pevvy Snake and a spider mad witch. Ok? cause, think about what would happen if i allowed you to get to that point? they would end up dead, or worse, sold to some even more pevvy arabian richmen."
  • Spongebob: "But, why didn't you just told me."
  • Icky: "And risk getting slapped again?"
  • Spongebob: I wont. But if you think this isnt going to stop me from kicking you off the trip and send you back to the temple. Think Agan!
  • Twilight: Uh guys, I think Icky's plan to make Spongebob see that moral is that you cannot forced someone into converting liking something, cause it's wrong work but I think we may have over done it!
  • Patrick: "Spongebob! Icky had good intentions! you would had ended up thinking Gary was more impourent to you then Mimi, Brandy, Rainbow Dash, Rarity, and Fluttershy."
  • Twilight: "And he saved you from becoming an unreasonable jerk and cry aby, or even a Captain Ahab rip-off! and your gonna punish him more making you see what is impourent?"
  • Sly: "In that cause, your on your own on finding Gary."
  • Murry: "Baby."
  • Bently: "And i thought Clockwerk had issues."
  • Patrick: "Some friend you turned out to be."
  • Iago: "Idiot boy."
  • Spike: "And i thought those tennage dragons were mean, but you! they were awesome in comparison!"
  • Twilight: "I thought you were better then this, Spongebob."
  • Mud: "Uh, what's happening?"
  • Betty: "One those, plot point things i think, where the main hero did something to scare off his friends from helping him."
  • Butch: "And we haven't even been around that long."
  • Genie: 'Ok, if you can't see the kind, albeit kinda stupid thing Icky did for you, then, i guess your no better then Jafar, or even Mirage, Spongebob."
  • Simba: "Even though what Icky did was completey stupid, i don't blame him now i know the truth. Spongebob, you are the most intolerent sponge i have ever meant. You were never liked this when you gave the Hyenas a chance. What happened to him? Did he die off like my father, and a, resentful hater took his place? Your worse then Scar."
  • Timon: "And to think i turned on the other guys! what a waste of a gag!"
  • Pumbaa: "Ya think you knew a guy."
  • Speedy: "Spongebob, i am disppointed in you. While i am not, thrilled that Snails aren't exactly the most popular speices in the United Universes, at least that if i just learn to accept it, and raise about un-reasonable rage, maybe, just maybe, others will like me. Thoughs that don't accept it, don't deserve anybody's love."
  • Icky was tearing.
  • Icky: "Spongebob, (sniffs), i did this for you. I just wanted to save you from becoming a monster, a selfish, thoughtless monster. Ok, maybe what i did is stupid! i am thick headed you know! but i know enough that, if i feed you your own medience, to see what YOU, (sniffles), were doing to Shen, maybe, you realised that, you were just being a big baby, and that even though Gary means the world too you, that so do the Shell Louge Squad, and every single creature and being you befriended! i thought i was gonna make you realise, that your friends have just as much place in your heart as much as, Some slug in a shell!! (wimpers), but, (cries), cleary i was wrong! all you care about, is that stupid shelled slug! Maybe Shen was going too far, but then again (sniffles, wimpers), MAYBE HE WAS RIGHT TO BE A JERK! MAYBE SNAILS DO MORE THEN LEAVE SLIME, BEING UGLY, AND SLOW, MAYBE, MAYBE, (CRIES), THEY ALSO DESTROY FRIENDSHIPS! (Runs away crying)"
  • Spongebob realises what he just did.
  • his other friends stare angrly with resentment to Spongebob, and walked off.
  • Spongebob: "Wait! where your going!"
  • Iago: "To comfert our REAL best friend, Spongebob Jafar-pants!"
  • Twilight: "If Icky's not welcome, we aren't staying! Friends do not punish friends for pets, exspiecally not something as lesser like a snail!"
  • Genie: "GOOD DAY TO YOU, SIR!"
  • Spongebob's friends left.
  • Spongebob was alone, as Frans, Hansal, and the other acters and Snail Lovers members left.
  • Frans: "I may love snails, but at least i tolerate haters. otherwise, i be no better, then Malefor and Xehanort themself. Think about that, kid."
  • Frans, and the others left.
  • Spongebob: "What.... Have.... I done....... It started with good intentions, but in the end... I was the Shifu.... And i Shifu'ed, way too far."

this plays as Spongebob walks alone in Germany.

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  • Spongebob: (Seighs) Gary, Kairi, and evreybody else I am so sorry. I guess the only thing left for me to do is, just, fine gary on my own. No doubt they'll handle saving the others from Frances.

At the Germany Train Station

  • Spongebob's friends are still angry with Spongebob after what he said to Icky.
  • Sly: I cant believe this after what we did to make him see the light and he still choses his so called pet over helping his friends. I think we should let Malefor and Xehanort have him!
  • Bently: "You wanna know what would be the most ironic thing in the world? If even THEY don't want him anymore!"
  • Iago: "You think you know someone!"
  • Twilight: "I actselly endangered my life for that jerk cheese boy!"
  • Spike: "Yeah, that crumby crumb crumb!"
  • Icky: "After what i try to do, he turns on me. I only wanted to help."
  • ???: "And he still needs your help!"
  • Everyone turns to see Riku, the masters, and Mickey, this time, with the spirity image of Tyro.
  • Twilight: "Tyro?"
  • Tyro: "I have a confession, we knew all this time that Spongebob is the one who truely needs help."
  • Iago: "Why didn't you SAY ANYTHING?!"
  • Tyro: "It's a requiremeant that we work in mysterious ways, let the living solve it for themselfs... I see how that tends to backfire."
  • Riku: "Even Shelluon knows, and his polousifty of Tolerance to all will set the others straight."
  • Tyro: "I even tried to use the High Council Titan and the forces of the good Changelings to help out."
  • Twilight: "Good... Changlings?"
  • ???: "Yes, Twilight."
  • Everyone looks to see Lyson, Brutus, Igor-Chula, all the mishapen creatures and romans again, Leo and Leondus and the Annabelle Greyhound again.
  • Annabelle: "Not all Changelings are like my sister and her followers."
  • they transform into Changelings, with Annabelle looking like Chrysalis, but with a beautiful yellow mane and tail, Butterfly like wings, and absolurtey beautiful skin, with the other changlings fairly simular.
  • ?Annabelle?: "My real name, is Destiny. and i would like to say, i did not approve of what my sister tried to pull on your brother's wedding, Twilight Sparkle."
  • Twilight: "O.... M..... C (that means oh my celestia).... Celestia is not gonna believe this."
  • Iago: "Didn't see this coming."
  • Tyro: "You see, we hope that Spongebob realises that he was the one being wrong. that he will learn to accept and understand what others say and believe. Shen had a strong, good reason to be like what he was, Shelluon back then was a crude, unreasonable child, and Spongebob had the others to try and force him into changing, which in reality, will serve to make it worse. But fortinatly, Shelluon, now reformed of his behavior, knows how to work around that carefull,y and make them understand. Now, i ask you to araise above Spongebob's rudeness, and forgive him, cause it's he who needs help."
  • Icky: "But, he yelled at me."
  • Master Ox: "Well, that stunt you pull was kinda stupid... But not truely without good intentions."
  • Icky: "I... I don't know... What if he still wants to boot me out."
  • Twilight: "Then we will defend you Icky. We will try to appeal to Spongebob's good nature."
  • Murry: "But, won't he think we hate him now?"
  • Twilight: "Well explain everything to him."
  • Tyro: "Actselly, Icky, do you have something in mind."
  • Icky smiles, finally having the heart to forgive.
  • Icky: "I have just the thing." (pulls out his cellphone.)

Somewhere in a park.

  • Spongebob was sitting on a bench, and is approuched by Frans, in normal clothing, with Hansal accoming him, in his tour guide uniform.
  • Spongebob: "Hey Frans. Are you and your son here to lecture me how i am no better then every single villain out there? cause i won't blame you. I bet even Cobra won't want me anymore for being a baby!"

Villain Leage fortress.

  • Lord Cobra, Master Xehanort and Mirage were watching Spongebob crying.
  • Lord Cobra: 'What a insensitive baby! i so do not want in the X-blade any more! not wroth it!"
  • Master Xehanort: Now Mang. Lets not be judgemental just yet.

back at the park.

  • Spongebob: Icky was right. I was being a jerk. All I wanted was to find Gary and bring him home. Now this entire mess is my fault. I dont know what to do anymore. I need help!
  • ???: Spongebob.
  • Spongebob: Mufasa.
  • Hansel: Look at that!
  • Mufasa appeared in the sky.
  • Oogway appeared as well.
  • Oogway: "Why must something be wrong for me to want to see a dear friend?"
  • Mufasa: "Spongebob, you forgotten the me."
  • Spongebob: "Oh no, Mufasa, i would never forget you! Why would you think that?"
  • Mufasa: You have forgoten your destiny and so forgotten me.
  • Spongebob: But I was just a huge jerk to Icky beacuse I wanted to bring Gary home to Kairi and..
  • Master Oogway: Yes we know Spongebob. That is why Mufasa and I came to help you.
  • Spongebob: "What kind of help?"
  • Oogway: "You know, the useual wise guidence help."
  • Spongebob: "Oh."
  • ???: And you got us to help you too Spongebob.
  • Spongebob turns to see Namine and Roxas (In his black coat) appear.
  • Spongebob: "Hey, your, Sora and Kairi's nobodies, right?"
  • Roxas: I saved you guys that day in Neverland remember?
  • Namine: And I became Spyro's guardian angel during your adventure with Belle.
  • Spongebob: Oh tarter sauce I keep forgetting about you guys.
  • Oogway: Indeed, Now on to what must be done.
  • Spongebob: What do you mean?
  • Mufasa: "About you and your preblem?"
  • Spongebob: "Oh darn it, i keep forgetting! I am more forgetful sad, aren't i?"
  • Oggway: Now, Spongebob do you recall how heartbroken Kairi and the rest of your friends are when you and Bambi almost lost your lives?
  • Spongebob: Oh Yeah.
  • Oggway: Have a look down there.
  • Oogway drips his staff into the local fountain which shows a magical image of the day the Louge almost lost Spongebob back in Spongebob, Simba and Friends meet Bambi Full Story.

after the flashback.

  • Oogway: When it look like all was lost. Kairi and your friend's love for you saved your soul and her tears called the Spirits to bring you back.
  • Spongebob: "They cared for me, but, i betrayed them, by being an intolerent jerk, being unappresiatetive. If i just was more acceptive of Shen's opinion, better yet, if i never brought Gary to the temple at all, none of this would've happened."
  • Oogway: "Spongebob, not all things would've end up becoming undone if you never had taken Gary to the Temple. in fact, even if so, Mimi and the girls would still go to paris, and still get kidnapped by Frances le Flour. but what also accured is nobody's fault, not Gary's, not Shen's, or yours Spongebob. it's all the work of a little bad luck and misunderstandings."
  • Spongebob: "But if i was more aware of Shen's problems in the past, i still would've nev-"
  • Mufasa: "Remember what you came to learn: true forgiveness."
  • Spongebob: "Your right, it's what lead me to make friends with the Hyenas and those others in the first place. I can't believe i forgot that over Gary. i mean, Gary was a great joy yo me, but so are my friends. it's just that, i didn't know Shen was tortured by a Space Snail. if i just asked, then, i never would've done it. What am i gonna tell Kairi that i made her turn on her uncle because i was being a poopy pants! what about everyone else? They're gonna hate me! exspiecally Shen! he'll strangle me for that, and nobody's gonna stop him!"
  • Oogway: "Now, no one's gonna be THAT mad at you that they're gonna let Shen murder you... ok, maybe they'll let him kick your square ass, but they'll stop him before it's allowed to get to far."
  • Roxas: "Look, we all made mistakes once in the while, but you can't let them get to you, nor do you end up thinking that someone is gonna make that mistake again just because they did something like it before. I mean honestly, do you think Shen, not corrupted anymore, is gonna dropped everything he did to be with Kairi again, so he can wipe out ALL the snails of the united universes, exspiecally what happened to him for destroying ONE panda village?"
  • Spongebob: "Well, since you added "Not Corrupted", no. Dispite being, Squidward time 100, only with more kung fu and fighting skills and other things, he does actselly care for Kairi, and, in his own, crumudgin way, he does care for the rest of us. Is that right?"
  • Oogway: Yes and even though Icky's plan to make you see that the moral is that you cannot forced someone into converting into liking something, cause it's wrong was a little foolish and made your problem worse but he had good cause of doing it.
  • Namine: And after you drove your friends away with your anger and said your no better then every single villain, they failed to realize that they refused to let you follow your heart.
  • Spongebob: "But wasn't following my heart almost lead me to become that "Captain Ahab rip-off" Icky talked about?"
  • Roxas: "True, you were doing the "Wrong way" of following your heart."
  • Spongebob: "Oh, and there's a right way?"
  • Namine- That's right.
  • SpongeBob- Well, how do I do it?
  • Mufasa- That's something you'll have to figure out for yourself.
  • Spongebob: "Again with the being mysterious thing?"
  • Roxas: Dude were trying to help you out of the dark here.
  • Spongebob: Sorry.
  • Familiar voice: Hey Spongebob.
  • Spongebob turns to see his group appearing with Tyro and those who helped him.
  • Icky: Hey kid. I got a really big confession to make. Not that i was COMPLETEY wrong here, mind you, and we wasn't trying to make you forget Gary, we were only trying to make sure you don't go Captain Ahab on us and decalir Gary more impourent then our friends, but that's besides the point.
  • Spongebob: "Yeah."
  • Icky: You know. I feel like such an ass for pulling this stunt off with out telling you and picking Shen's side in the first place. And the rest of us were sorry for saying that you know better then the villains and refusing to let you follow your own heart. Can you ever forgive us for evreything we put you through?
  • Spongebob: "Thanks, but, in a strange way, you had every right to pull that on me."
  • Icky: "HA! See, i told you it'd work!"
  • Spongebob: "You showed me what Shen went through, being turned on just because you made a bad impression. You have every right to hate me because i was close of making Gary more impourent then our friends. You guys did it because you cared for me, and, i was being a big, unreasonable baby about rhis. Shen may had made bad impressions, but that doesn't mean we should prositcute him for it. If Shen wants to hate Snails, then by all means let him, but i won't kick him out of the team for it. Granted, we will have to find a way to negosiate to at least find a place where Gary will be allowed in the Temple, but away from him at the same time. He might make a new wing in a the temple witha glass dome view, everything a snail likes, and the works. YEAH! that's exsactly what... we should've done in the first place."
  • Icky: "You mean it would've been that easy and we would'nt gone through all that trouble in the first place?"
  • Spongebob: "Sorry, i tend not to think when i am upset."
  • Icky: "Look, while we're still on his side because he has a right ot express his though firey opinions, we will at least say, he should've been calm about. He still has a right, but he should've been cool about it. Then again, he tends to be firey in personaly, so that can't be helped."
  • Spongebob: "OH MY GOSH! that reminds me, we have to call Spyro and tell them to cancel it! I need to make them aware that i realised that forced convertion is wrong, and that Shen, like every other creature has a right to an opinion, even if it is firey and mean spirited!"
  • Tyro: "That won't be nessersary."
  • Spongebob: "Why not?"
  • Tyro: Cause Lord Shellon is ready to Forgive Shen, and make the other realise that even if Shen doesn't accept it, Shelluon won't be upset over it, and they shouldn't too! Oh, and the modern Roman Empire was all my doing.
  • Spongebob: Your responsible for the modern Romain Empire? But how?
  • Tyro: "I had some help."
  • Destiny: It's a pleasure to meet you Spongebob. I am Destiny, leader of the good changelings. You see, not all changelings are evil.
  • Spongebob: "Wait, What about the Titan, and the Mishapen Creatures we met?"
  • Tyro: They where Destiny's Changelings and The Titan was a creation of the High Council. Sorry about the Titan blowing you guys ofcourse. I was intented to have it blow you guys to Pisa but... That sonic roar was really powerful, and he was angry.
  • Spongebob: "But, why was he attacking the town, and is the Titan still-"
  • Tyro: Dont worry about that now. We took care of the titan. He's back in his resting place and the people of Rome are safe now. Say its getting late, you guys got a train to Pisa to catch and Mickey, Riku and the Masters Council need to get to Slimeball and find out about the The Ammomimus Benufacteror's identity along with that Propechy that conserns Spongebob.
  • Icky: "HOLD IT! Why do we needlessy need to travel europe and extend the story more?! won't it be easier to have Genie teliport us there to Europe? alot faster. why haven't we noticed this plothole alot sooner?"
  • Genie: "Really? Why didn't i suggested that? i am out of it! Now, is that offitcal? say the magic words."
  • Tyro: There is one more thing before you guys go. When you get to Paris Spongebob, you got a decision to make. Your Friends know now it is important to let your heart decide who should be saved. It's your choice to make and not theirs.
  • Spongebob: Thanks Tyro, I'll choose the right path in time. Ok Genie, get us to Paris.
  • Genie: "OH RIGHT THEN!! (woots) Next stop Paris France!
  • Spongebob: Bye Tyro, thank you guys for evreything.
  • Genie: "WE'RRRRRRE, OUT OF HERE!!!"
  • Tyro: Well guys, our work here is done.
  • Oogway: Indeed. and Shelluon will tie up the loose ends.

Chapter 12: Learning a Hard Lesson

Slimeball- Lord Shelloun's Castle

  • Lord Shen (still in the peacock shaped cage): "NOOOOO! YOU CAN'T DO THIS TO ME! SHELLUON'S EVIL! I JUST KNOW IT! HE CORRUPTED YOU ALL INTO DOING HIS BIDDING!"
  • Shrek: Stop whining you gaint tailfeathered snail hating turkey, We're here!
  • Tai: Boy, Shen really lost his mind!
  • Lord Shen: "YOUR THE BLOODY ONES WHO LOST THEIR MINDS! THIS IS CRUEL! BLASTFORMY! AND I CAN'T BELIEVE MY OWN SUPPOSED GIRLFRIEND ALLOWED THIS?!?!"
  • Celestia: SHEN! I have had it up to here with that attidude of yours! Either you stop behaving like a madman or so help me I will never allow you to be my boyfriend again! UNDERSTAND!!!
  • Lord Shen wa silent, but tears were present.
  • Boss Wolf: "Not that he didn't deserve it, but, wasn't that abit too much?"
  • Celestia: Well, I had to say it. His attitude left me no choice.
  • ???: What is going on here?
  • Everyone looks to see Lord Shelluon.
  • Lord Shen: "Oh no!!! Not him! strange, i thought he would look more evilier. This is the most unconventional evil ruler look i have ever seen."
  • Lord Shelluon: (Gasps) Shen? Is it really you?
  • Sparx: Dude you might wanna stand back he really isnt himself.
  • Spyro: Are you really Lord Shelluon?
  • Lord Shelluon: "Last time i been told, yes."
  • Girl Sora: Oh good, you see. We're here because...
  • Lord Shelloun: I know why you guys are here. Its about me wanting to apologise for what I did to Shen's tail feathers isen it?
  • Spyro: "Wait, how did you-"
  • Lord Shelluon: I'll be happy to tell you evreything cause I'm inviting you all to stay for dinner.
  • Lord Shen: "NO! NO NO NO NO!! SORRY, BUT WE DON'T EAT, WHATEVER IT IS SNAILS EAT?!?!?!?!?!?"
  • Shelluon: "Actselly, we prepared spiecal dinners to accomindate your speical spieces dietary needs."
  • Lord Shen: "I STILL WOULD NOT EAT WITH YOU! YOU ARE THE LAST THING I WOULD EAT SOMETHING WITH, RIGHT NEXT TO COBRA! IN FACT, I WOULD RATHER HAVE PIZZA WITH COBRA THEN A FEAST WITH YOU!"
  • Lord Shelluon: Good Lord! Why is he behaving like this?
  • Boss Wolf: "You be ticked off too if your forced against your will and forced to make friends with like, your worse enemy."
  • Lord Shelluon gasped, as if offended by what Boss Wolf said!
  • Boss Wolf: "Was is something i said."
  • Lord Shelluon: "You disgraceful barbarians!"
  • Po: "Us? Shen's the one who can't accept snails because you bullied him and ruined his childhood!"
  • Lord Shelluon: "True, but at least i can accept the opinions of others, even if it discredits another spieces, mine included! it's those like you bunch are the true savages! forceing people to accept other things and forced convertion, we do not tolerate that in Slimeball! your prejudse sickens me! GUARDS!"
  • Guards appeared on hover Scooters and surround the other lougers, the wizard allience, and Celestia.
  • Shelluon: "I WANT THEM ARRESTED! have that Peacock freed, and by tomorrow, i want those those, cruel barbarians suffer greatly, have them all.... SLIMED! SO GOOD, THAT THEY WILL HAVE BAD OPINIONS ON US!"
  • Shen was freed by the guards, as Celestia and the others are taken away!
  • Shen: "I, i am, surpise you are on my side."
  • Shelluon: "Thank you, what good is an apologie if it's being against the other's will?"
  • Celestia: "Shen, please! Talk Shelluon out of this!"
  • Shen: "No, i think i will not."
  • Celestia: "WHAT?! (CRIES), BUT, WHY?!"
  • Shen: "Consider it, reptribution for having Kairi turning against me, and placing me in that prison! honestly, i was sweating in that thing! I am gonna love to see you all get what's coming to you!"
  • Yid Sid: "Hold it! May we, the Wizard allience say something? We actselly know it's Spongebob with the problem! we know all this time that everyone has a right to an opinion, even if it's unpleasent."
  • Shen: "Well, by all means, let the Wizards go, but keep the white MULE and those other traiters. I will still find pleasure in that."
  • The wizards were let go
  • Celestia: "Shen no! please! give me another chance!!"
  • Shen: "Did you showed mercy to me when i begged? NO! none of you did?! so, how sweet is this the Universe is looking kindly to me for once! Shelluon clearly knows better! and the Wizards were never on your side! so, now, it's time for you to feel what i felt! Shelluon, if you were to be so kind?"
  • Shelluon: "Very well. Get them out of my sight."
  • the guards dragged away the lougers and Celestia.
  • Lord Shen: "(Laughs), BUH-BYE!"
  • Celestia: "Shen! please! I DIDN'T KNOW! SHEN! SHEN! SHEEEEEEEEEN!'
  • The guards take away the lougers and Celestia.

Shelluon's donguin.

  • Cynder: Well As Icky would've said "We're boned"!
  • Tigress: "This exsactly what we were trying to warn you! Ok, it ended up, slightly differnet, but i digress!"
  • Mantis: "Now we're all gonna learn the hard way, "What goes around, comes around"?! We should've left this alone?!?"
  • Skipper: "Personally i do not blame our general for doing this to us! We betrayed him first! so he gave us our commuppences!"
  • Spyro: Oh great. Well Scroopfan? How are we going to get outta this one huh?
  • The Scroopfan image: "Whoa, whoa, whoa! this isn't about me, man, it's about you!"
  • Spyro: Well your the one who got us into this mess in the first place. Why did you have to make Boss Wolf insult Sheullon in the first place? you are unbelievable..
  • The Scroopfan Image: I'll pretend I didnt hear that (Makes Spyro hit himself) Who's laughing now huh?
  • Sparx: Spyro where you fighting with the Producer?
  • Spyro: Well he started it!
  • Sparx: "Well don't, or else he is gonna punish us more!"
  • Spyro: "Fine."
  • Celestia was crying.
  • Spyro: Celestia, I'm sorry Shen had to do what he did.
  • Celestia- (Sobs) I can't believe this! Shen betrayed us after we betrayed him! AND IT'S ALL SPONGEBOB'S FAULT!
  • Tigress- YEAH!
  • Soothsayer- All of you, do not blame SpongeBob for all this. It was a mistake.
  • Squidward: "Why not?! THAT LITTLE SEA URCHAN HAD US ARRESTED, AND SENTENCED TO BE SLIMED! GIVE US ONE GOOD REASON, WHY WE SHOULDN'T RIP HIM APART WHEN WE GET THE CHANCE TO GET OUT WITH OUR LIFES?! HE CRIED FOR THAT STUPID SNAIL OF HIS, AND-"
  • Shifu: ENOUGH!!!!
  • Squidward: "What was that for?!"
  • Shifu: Your attidudes and Anger is what drove Spongebob and his pet of his off in the first place and your igorence have made it worse. Shame on all of you!
  • Mantis: "Well, you helped too! in fact, you were a Jerk to Fidget once!"
  • Shifu: YES! I was! But I was still upset of what became of Tyro back then, and of the Wonderland insodent. And you ALL know Spongebob failed to stop my attitude with Fidget cause he dosent want to get involed in conflicts.
  • Trixie: "Most of us weren't even on the team yet back then."
  • Shifu: Yes, you werent. But what Shen and Shelluon did had taught us something.
  • Gilda: "What's that? That they're jerks?"
  • Shifu: "No."
  • Gilda: "Then what?"
  • Shifu: They taught us that the moral is that you cannot forced someone into converting into liking something just becase you dispise it, because it's wrong.
  • Celestia: "Are.... Are you saying, it's natoral to dislike something?"
  • Soothsayer: "Many worlds are not like Equestia, your highness. Just because your world or Spongebob's world has a tolerence to snails or most other lesser creatures or beings, doesn't mean others share such opinions."
  • Celestia: "But, Equestia was almost destroyed by hate hungered windieos cause the nations of old hated eachother!"
  • Soothsayer: "Other worlds did not had a simular problem. Because, as much i hate to say it, love, as powerful as it is, doesn't always solve all the problems in the lives of others."
  • Mr. Krbas: "Otherwise, can you igmagine how easily the ecomity would be fixed all because "Love" did it? That's the thing! love can't fix all problems!"
  • Celestia: "And your saying hate does?"
  • Mr. Krabs: Don't get wrong, Hate causes more problems then it solves. What we're trying to say is, there are some things love can't be too direct with. it's a matter if Shen wants to like snails or not. and i think he made it clear time and time again he doesn't.
  • Celestia: "I, i, i realised this. If snails are indeed undeserving to be liked by him, fine. it's just, what are we gonna tell Spongebob?"
  • Familiar Voice: Well Shelluon, I think they learned their lession.
  • everyone looks to see Shen and Shelluon, and Tyro.
  • Alex: "Oh, it's mister Backstabbing Peacock again. Come to mock us again, you big white long tailed goose?!"
  • Shen: "Attempting in light of certain events, but no. However, a certain someone wants to admit something. Master Tyro?"
  • Tyro: But first of all....
  • (Lord Shelloun's dungeon transformed into his throne room)
  • ???: SURPRISE!!!!
  • The Snailain Guards who arrested the Louge brust open a bottle of champagne and laughing while Tyro's allies appear and celebrated as well.
  • Boss Wolf: "Wha.... But, but, but, i thought we were gonna get punished!"
  • Lord Shen: "Tyro, how's about you get right into telling them like you told me, hmm?"
  • Tyro: Of course, Shen and Shelluon have allready forgivn eachother, even thought Shen always did hated Snails even before Shelluon came to his life, but he is willing to work something out so Gary won't end up being kicked out after you guys finally accepted Lord Shen's opinions and believes, and he liked Spongebob's idea for a new wing in the temple for "The Snail dome". He came with the name.
  • Oogway: So my son, did Shen's little plan worked?
  • Trixie: "But, whatever happened to us getting punished by torture?"
  • Shen: "Did you all actselly believed i would allow snails of all creatures to bring harm to my surrigent family, and my beloved Celestia without defience?"
  • Boss Wolf: "But, you let those guards took us away."
  • Shen: "Funny thing, Tyro actselly went to me after your chat with him."
  • Po: "You knew all this time?!"
  • Lord Shen: "Yes, now wasn't i a good acter to both you guys, and the Audience?"
  • Celestia: "Shen... why?"
  • Lord Shen: Celestia, I knew Spongebob was the one being wrong and not me. That he will learn to accept and understand what others say and believe. That is why the Preshistoric one and I spend the night I fled from the temple and Gary ran away planning and preparing for all of this.
  • Celestia: "But how? He went with Spongebob and the others, how could he-"
  • Lord Shen: I had a nifty little microphone with me so Phreshistoric One and I can check on our progress of our plan. But unfortunatly the plan nearly backfired when Icky's surprise nearly made the Squareone's anger worse. but Mufasa and Oogway, and Sora and Kairi's nobodies were there just in time to clean up the mess.
  • Celestia: "Shen..... You were already ahead of us, before we could even..."
  • Shen: "I know, aren't i such a magnifisent basturd?"
  • Celestia cried.
  • Celestia: "Shen i am so sorry! i didn't know better! i thought i was gonna lose you like i lost Luna! please, if i knew better, i would've had Spongebob apologiesed to you for being the real unreasonable one. It was his fault!"
  • Shen: "No one was at fault. it was just a series of unfortunenate events that transpired."
  • Boss Wolf: "Well, in our defence, you were, atad too harsh on Gary, even if you have a right to an opinion."
  • Lord Shen: "I know, Tyro made me realised that. Though my opinion on snails won't change, i will consider making certain adjustments like the creation of the Snail dome. But, admitingly i am hurt you all thought that just because i did something bad in the past, you assumed i am gonna do it again dispite all i did to be with Kairi again."
  • Boy Sora: Well why didnt you tell us before we went through this mess in the first place?
  • Lord Shen: And risk getting exiled or punished by the Square One for deciving him while he was still being unreasonable?
  • Suddenly Mickey, Riku and the Masters Appear.
  • Lord Shen: "Oh, Riku and his friends. the Prehistoric one already told me that Spongebob learned his lesson."
  • Soothsayer- Yeah, I already sensed that.
  • Celestia- Well, thank goodness I didn't get a heart attack. Seriously, I'm really old. I'm about 1000 years old.
  • Lord Shen: "Wait what?"
  • Celestia: "Well, i may looked young, but it's mostly the work of having enternal youth, comes free with Immortally sometimes."
  • Lord Shen: "Well, in that case, you look good for, someone of your age."
  • Celestia: "Thank you. and, i want to apologies, again, for taking tha wrong side."
  • Lord Shen: 'No true harm done."
  • Mickey: "Well, we're, kinda here for a differnet reason."
  • Boy Sora: What kind of Reason?
  • Master Ox: The Identity of the Ammomimus Benufacteror who is after Spongebob which involves a prophecy.
  • Lord Shelluon: "What? Care to explain yourselfs?"
  • Mickey: Guys we got a problem, the villain teams have been active cause the Ammomimus Benufacter who is said to be Shelluon's brother has placed a huge bounty on Spongebob, and bounty, is a million bucks, tecnology, and an undying alligence of the Snalians.
  • Lord Shelluon: "WHAT?! HOW DARE YOU ACCUSED MY BROTHER OF SUCH A THING! My brother is the most honest, loyal, and decent of our kind! accusing him of sin is like accusing me of sin!"
  • Boss Wolf: "Uh, Riku, you might wanna drop this, this guy doesn't kid around."
  • Tyro: Just Cailm down Shelluon.
  • Lord Shelluon: Well, i still don't believe my brother would be capable of such a thing.
  • Master Croc: But what about the propechey?
  • Lord Shelluon: "Come with me, to the hall of Snailian history.

Hall of Snailian history.

  • Lord Shelluon: "For centories, Snails has always been resented creatures, because, all we are capable of is being slow, leaving slime trails, and we lack in the beauty departmeant. back then, before we learn accept the opinions of others, our ansisters hated being mistreated like such. They actselly had wonderful ideas, talented snails, and even a sense of undying loyalty. but other creatures, understandingly ignor that, because some of our ansisters, were not so polite about it, calling the other creatures names, insulting their looks, even, sliming them. it served to worsen their opinions to this day. then, we heard of a world where snails are treated like kings, and are actselly liked, but not in the way the french do."
  • Boss Wolf: "The French like snails?"
  • Lord Shelluon: "Yes, but, not in a good way."
  • Boss Wolf: "How bad is it?"
  • Lord Shelluon: On the scale of 1 to 10, its pretty much bad.
  • Girl Sora: But how on Earth is Spongebob involved in this?
  • Boss Wolf: "Well, if the French like snails, and yet it's bad, so, why is it?"
  • Lord Sheluon: "Ok, for the wolf, trust me, you don't wanna know. for the girl, It is believed that a benvolent, snail loving god will forced convert all creatures to love snails and tolerate them. they say the god lives in the one world they are loved and tolerated. They also say, he is square, has holes, and, tends to be childish at times. back then, everyone believed this god would come. sadly, they waited, and waited, and ectera. the god never came, and the propiycy was grown to be forgoten, exsect to true believers. there is actselly, a cult called "The Square God's choosen" lead by an unknown leader that still follow the propicty ever since when the propitcy was first thought up. No one knows where is the cult or who the leader is, but i bet this Leader is the Amomimus Benufacteror you spoke off, whoever he or she is."
  • Master Ox: "Shelluon, with your permission, we like to, investigate this, and help you conferm the one or ones behind this. This Anmomimus benufacteror is volilating many high council and Galactic federation rules and codes of conduct."
  • Lord Shelluon: "Very well, but i don't want you to harrass my brother on this! He may be a believer of the propitcy, but he would never betray our ways or betray me to satisfy a silly, primitive propitcy."
  • Shifu: Thank you Lord Shelluon, and sorry for what that has happended.
  • Lord Shelluon: Understood and sorry for putting you all through all that trouble in the first place.
  • Boss Wolf: "Not to be an idiot again, but, are you really so sure your brother would never stab you in the back? I mean, you just imcrimidate him by saying he believes in the propitcy, and it doesn't help that no one is sure who the leader of this cult is."
  • Lord Shelluon: "I understand you try to avoid offening me, but why do you assume my brother is capable of such things?"
  • Squidward: "I'll be blunt: because siblings and polictcal power does not mix very well!"
  • Shelluon: "Really, care to grant me some exsamples?"
  • Squidward: Take, one of our enemys, Scar for example.

A few example explanings later.

  • Shelluon: "Scar.... k-k-k-k-killed his own brother for power?"
  • Celestia: "And remember what i said about almosting losing my sister Luna?"
  • Shelluon: "Well, yes. Why?"
  • Celestia: Well...

Another few example explanings later.

  • Shelluon: "Great Slimeballia! she really went that far?! (gulp).... I mean, it's great she is not like the bad alternate personally, but, i, i never realised that siblings and power, is like, a combination for, something bad! I mean, i am not gonna turn on my brother, but, i am, concern about this. Please understand, i know there is good in my brother, i mean, he never showed any true hate or jealiuscy torwords me."
  • Tai: "Maybe not you, but, other things he might not be so fond for. Remember what you said about him believeing in the propitcy? Well, there's a chance he's a modern day verson of the ansisters that hated everyone for hating on them."
  • Master Ox: "Now, please don't hate us for saying these things. No one wants to make you believe your brother may be not all you believe he is. we still don't have proof if he is the leader of the cult, ot behind the Benufacteror business, but he is a suspect."
  • Master Croc: "And we will be respectful to your request of not bothering him unless certain evidences say otherwise."
  • Lord Shelluon: Thank you so much for understanding.
  • Spyro: Ok Scroopfan, sorry I offended you back in the dungeon but dont you think its time to check on Spongebob's group and see how their doing, if its allright with you ofcourse?
  • Scroopfan image: "Fine, but we'll do it, my way."

above a midmorning express train.

  • Icky: "Genie, i can't believe you actselly got tired and that we have to be on top of the Midmorning express the way there!"
  • Genie: "Well, ever since i am no longer bound by the lamp, i became semi-fondmominal."
  • Iago: "He means he's not what he used to be."
  • Icky: Thank you guys for summing that up.
  • Spongebob: Well guys, I dont care what city we go to next. I need a little time to be ready to make my desicion on who's life is more important to save.
  • Icky: "As long as you don't go captain Ahab on us."
  • Spongebob: "Yes, i know, i know. While Gary is impourent to me, i won't forsake our friends for them."
  • Icky: "Good, as long as you at least know that, we won't try to give you a pre-destinated destney again."
  • Patrick: "Remember Spongebob, we only agree to let you chocie who is first as long as you don't try to make a faverite. Gary is your joy, but our friends are in a more admitiate danger! At least Gary is propbuly safe somewhere."
  • Spongebob: "I know."

meanwhile, Madam Deces' office.

  • Madam Deces: "Frances, has the rainbow one completed my list?"
  • Frances: "Oui, all but Carmailia fox and Ms. Stork."
  • Madam Deces: "Exselent. Nothing could possably go wrong."
  • a holgram of a huge, hooded stranger witha huge snail on his back appeared. the hood obscured the stranger's face."
  • Stranger: "Missus Deces, i presume?"
  • Madam Deces: "This is she."
  • Stranger: "I have a propitcition that you can't refuse."
  • Madam Deces: "Really?"
  • Stranger: "I offer wealth, grand teclogity, and an undying alliegence of of the people of Slimeball, the space snail planet. i trust that'll improve on your, woman kidnapping business."
  • Madam Deces: "Hmm, liking this, go on."
  • Stranger: "All i ask is something in return of all this. the capture, of a yellow sea sponge. he is needed for my people's propitcy."
  • Madam Deces: "Interesting. do you know where he is?"
  • Strangers: "Other reshorses told me that he is heading for france, for you may had abducting something of value of him."
  • Frances: "I bet it's this, "Sponegbob" those weaklings speak of alot! what are we gonna do, Madam Deces?"
  • Madam Deces: "Harold?"
  • Harold: "Madam?"
  • Madam Deces: "How would you like to go after someone?"
  • Harold: "My pleasure, Madam Deces."
  • Harold summons a Nectro Vulture, and flies off from it.
  • Madam Deces: "Consider the deal done, Stranger."
  • Stranger: "You may refer to me as, The Ammomimus Benufacteror of Slimeball. for that reason alone is i retain of a status of power. i have a fragle reputation, and assuiating with socity's, undisireables, will ruin that! is that understandable?"
  • Madam Deces: "Don't worry, i am a spider of my word."

Back on the Midmorning express Train

  • Spongebob: (Dubbed as Brian): You know Icky, I just wanna thank you for evreything you did back in Germany dispite my attidute and strong heart. I know this whole trip and adventure has been a mess.
  • Icky: (Dubbed as Stewie) Well it hasn't been all bad dispite Tyro's interfearence in Rome. I must admit there have been some moments that were... dare I say...fun?
  • Iago: "Oh boy, another song?"
  • Speedy: I believe so kido
  • Twilight: Can we join you this time?
  • Spongebob: By all means, guys.
  • Sly: "As you were guys."
  • Icky: Hit it Mistro!

Road To Rhode Island from Family guy plays.

afterwords.

  • Icky: "Oh that was great!"
  • Spongebob: "Yeah! nothing can stop us now!"
  • Patrick: "Huh? Unidentifived object off the hindqhurters!"
  • Icky: "Oh what now?"
  • Timon: It look like some kind of a badger riding on some kind of a vulture.
  • Then The Nectro Vultrue lands on the Train and Harold approches the group.
  • Harold: Gday mates. Your square friend is coming with me!
  • Twilight: (Dubbed as Jewel) In your little badger dreams (Spits at him)
  • Harold: Oh, your a tough purple horse lass aint you?
  • Spongebob: "Just who are you?"
  • Harold: The name is Harold, I work for madam Deces. And she sent me, to capture the square one."
  • Spongebob: "And you, are gonna do it all by yourself?"
  • Spongebob and Patrick were selient.
  • Spongebob and Patrick bursted into laughing, to the annoyence of Harold.
  • Harold: Allright mate, dont say I didnt warn ya!
  • Spongebob: "Listen Harry, you caught me and my friends here in a good mood today, so i'm gonna let you off with a warning. fly off now and you won't feel the wrath of our strong friendships."
  • Harold: "Oh yeah? how's about this. Nectro Vulture, imprison the other blokes!"
  • Nectro Vulture spews a powerful imprisoning magic on the others, that not Genie or Twilight can break free from!
  • Patrick and Spongebob gasped!
  • Spongebob: "WHa, wha, what do you want with us?"
  • Harold: First things first. Nectro Vulture, inprison the starfish with the other blokes!
  • Spongebob: "Patrick, run!"
  • Patrick: "No! we came to far to run! If we run now, we'll never sto-"
  • The Necto Vulture inprisons Patrick with the others!
  • Patrick: "EVERY TIME!"
  • Spongebob: "Ahh! what do you want with me?!"
  • Harold: The Ammomimus Benufacteror of Slimeball will pay a good price for you, boy. He thinks your some bloody choosen god for some propitcy."
  • Spongebob: "HIM AGAIN?!"
  • Harold: Yeah, cause after I take you to him, ya gonna hear the rest of the story.
  • Genie: Oh boy Spongebob's in trouble.
  • Pumbaa: And did that badger just called him a god?
  • Harold: Sorry boy, only an unexpected maricle can save you now.
  • few seconds of quietness.
  • Harold: "Huh, usually, something happens at somepoint."
  • Patrick: "RUN SPONGEBOB!"
  • Harold: (summoning the pack of wolves) Sick him mates!
  • Spongebob makes a run for it, and quite too fast for even the fastest wolf!
  • Harold: Allright, that boy cant run away form me! (Gets out his tranquilizer gun and turns to Spongebob's Captured Group) I'll be back for the rest of you blokes!
  • Harold fires, but somehow, eveytime he fires, Spongebob either dudges, or ends up knocking out some of his wolfs, which end up falling off the train and into a bottomless casum.
  • Patrick: "SPONGEBOB, BE CAREFUL!"
  • Harold runs out of darts!
  • Harold: "Confound it! Piss! I'll have to do this the old fastion way."
  • Harold pulls out a macshedie.
  • Icky: He's got a knife!
  • Harold: You can run boy, but you cannot hide from ol Harold!
  • Spongebob loses engry, and quickly gets surrounded by wolfs.
  • Spongebob thinks: "Oh no! surrounded!! is this where my quest ends? am i really gonna never see Gary again..... Wait....."
  • Spongebob: "Gary."
  • the wolfs close in.
  • Spongebob: "Gary!"
  • the wolfs pounce!
  • Spongebob: "GARY!"
  • BOOM!
  • All the wolfs are send flying into the casum!
  • Harold: "Holy doly!"
  • Spongebob (in rock and roll wizard outfit): "You think your so powerful with you fancy dark magic? Well, how about the magic of rock and roll... And friendship."
  • Harold: "Friendship? BAH! That "Friendship" stuff works only on that bloody pony show!"
  • Twilight: HEY!!! (Harold turns to see Spongebob's group freed from their powerful imprisonment) Dont you ever insult My Show or the power of Friendship.
  • Harold: But..but...How did you blokes get out of the Nectro Vultrue's Inprisonment spell?
  • Spike: "I have a way with birds."
  • Spike hands out birdseed for Nectro Vulture, which happy eats it up!
  • Harold: "Aw, piss."
  • Spongebob: "This battle is between me and him, guys. This is one of those things i must decide on my own! This is what my heart tells me!"
  • Genie: GO GET HIM KID!!!
  • Speedy: We're all gonna root for ya, Spongebob!
  • Harold: "You got guts, mate. (Turns Spongebob back to his normal form with flick of fingers.) A shame i am gonna have to punch it silly."
  • Twilight: Why you heartless cheater!
  • Timon: Ah! Why I otta! Let me at him! Let me at him! (To Pumbaa) Here! Hold me back!
  • Pumbaa: (While holding Timon's Tail) Ok!
  • Icky: "You guys already did that joke!"
  • Timon and Pumbaa: "Oh."
  • Spongebob: "Uh, i don't know what the Ammomimus Benufacteror promised you and your boss Madam Deces, (pulls out pink dollars) but if you let us go, i'll make it worth your while!"
  • Harold: (Takes the pink Dollars) Its going to take alot more then 5 boy! (sees the Dollars) What the devil are these?
  • Spongebob: "That sir, is 5 goober dollars, legel tender at any partisitating Goofy Goober-"
  • Harold fires a Fireball at Spongebob then grabs him while he draws out his claws.
  • Spongebob: "I got bubbles. Fun at parties" (wind causes bubbles to hit Harold's eyes.)
  • Harold: MY EYES!
  • Iago: Get him Spongebob. Teach that badger a..
  • Harold: YOU STAY OUT OF THIS!!!
  • Iago Screams!
  • Spongebob gets loose!
  • Harold is nearly blind.
  • Harold: "You bloody conger! if i can see well, you'll be dead!"
  • Icky: Ok Sponge, Finnish him off!
  • Harold: "SHUT UP, YOU BLOODY BIRD!"
  • The train nears a tunnel.
  • Sly: "Uh, guys, duck, NOW!"
  • Icky: "There's no duck here, Sl- HOLY LONG NECKS!"
  • Patrick: "SPONGEBOB DUCK!"
  • Harold: "What's going on?!"
  • Spongebob ducks in time as the tunnel hits Harold on Inpact!
  • at the other end of the tunnel, Harold grabs hold of the caboose of the train.
  • Harold climbs up.
  • Twilight summons an anvil, ties rope around Harold's ankle and to the anvil.
  • Harold slowly begins to regain his vision.
  • Harold: Here I come you little conger!
  • Sly: "Hey Harold."
  • Harold: "WHAT?!"
  • Sly: "Going down?"
  • Harold: "Huh?"
  • Twilight levitates the anvil over the edge.
  • Harold looks over.
  • Twilight: "I gave you a gift from on old friend, a magic binding ring only the ring placer can remove."
  • Harold looks to see the ring, his magic is disabled. he's boned.
  • Harold: "Clever girl."
  • Twilight (Giggels slyly): Bye, Bye!
  • Anvil drops, and rope drags down Harold to the bottomless casum, screaming!
  • Icky: "So long, screwy! see you in saint louie!"

Madam Deces and Frances saw the whole thing went down.

  • Madam Deces: "No.... No.... Harold is... is... is...."
  • Frances: "A pity, Madam Deces.... Harold was a fine savage austrailian poucher turned Warlock."
  • the Hologram of the Amommimus Benufacteror appears again.
  • Ammomimus Benufacteror: "You said that badger was gonna capture the god! he fail horrorably! what do you plan to do now, spider?"
  • Madam Deces: "Hmm, i think, i will have to be brutal about this."
  • Madam Deces walks over to a pile of body shaped cocoons.
  • Frances: "What are you doing, Missus Deces?"
  • Madam Deces: "I am gonna bring Ozzie back."
  • Frances: "What?! after what he has-"
  • Madam Deces: "I'll make him an offer that'll make him see things my way, Frances. Now, prepare the resserection ritual."
  • Frances: "Of course, Deces, right away."

In the Holding Cells

  • Octavio brings a tourtured and still tied up Mimi back to her cell while laughing.
  • Mimi: (Crying) Get off of me! GET OFF OF ME!!!
  • Octavio: (Opens a cell door) Get in there! (thorws Mimi in her cell and locks it while Laughing) Lock le door! Bye Bye! (Laughs and leaves while whistling)
  • Mimi- (Still crying) That was so horrible! (Sniffles) They did things to my fanny!
  • Octavio- GET IN THERE, PONIES! (Throws Rarity and Fluttershy in with Mimi)
  • Fluttershy- (Also bursting in tears) That-that-that-that was...(Cries)
  • Rarity- THEY MADE ME WET MYSELF! (Cries)
  • Mimi- Well, (Sobs) That's not half as bad as what they did to me. (Sniffles) They tried to stuff a--
  • Rarity- WHOA WHOA! DON'T SAY IT!
  • Fluttershy- I WANNA GO HOME! (Continues crying)
  • Rarity: I cannot believe what that awful witch is doing to Dashie!
  • ???: "Is that the named of that winged blue monster that brought us here?"
  • ???: "Hey, she is as much of a victim as the rest of us, Missus Mas-sal."
  • the girls look to see Alexsandra Flamingo and the other ladies on the list Rainbow Dash has captured.
  • Alexsandra: "Hello, i am Alexsandra Flamingo, Head waitress of Chef Pierre's restaurent, and over there is Va-va Poodle the super model, Victoria Leopard, and Lady Mas-sal, ambassitor of the dragon realm's verson of africa."
  • Brandy was thrown in by Octavio.
  • Octavio: "Last one!"
  • Octavio crawls away.
  • Brandy: "YEAH YOU BETTER RUN, YOU WALKING SHUSI!!"
  • Mimi: (still tearing) What on earth would that witch want with you women?
  • Mas-sal: "Possably the same with you, torture until our spirits break and we're suitable to be sold to Arabian Rich perverts. I blame this all on that blue pony who damnaded us here. I will have her hide as a fireroom rug if i ever get out!"
  • Mimi: Hey if you want a little payback! Take it out on that Spider. Rainbow Dash is our Friend and your kidnapping wasent her fault. That spider hag is the one who made her do it in the first place!
  • Alexsandra: "That's what i been trying to tell her, but she won't listen to reason!"
  • Mas-sal: "Because i say that horse shoot my husband with a gun in cold blood!"
  • Alexsandra: "Because he was trying to kill her! she didn't had any opitions!"
  • Mas-sal: "What makes you so sure the blue demon is nothing like those others, pink bird?"
  • Alexsandra: Because I know she is inoccent and she had no choice. There is olny one true demon to blame for this entire madnes, and thats Madam Deces.
  • Brandy: Yeah, because I saw her put Maleficent's many unholy objects on Dashie which she uses for slavery. It cannot be broken or removed. It attacks your nervous system with an extremely painful shock, so if she even think about double-crosses that bitch then, ZAP! She's fried to a crisp
  • (The captive women but Mas-sal gasp in terror at hearing this)
  • Victoria Leapord: I cant believe that women! Sending that inoccent pegesi to do her cruel bidding. It's just madness to the extreame!
  • Mas-sal: "By all means, she deserves it death by electicution. How do all of you know my husband is not bleeding to death in the hotel we're staying at? Exquse or not, your so called "Friend" is an abomination to life for serving under Deces in anyway."
  • Alexsandra: "I mean no disrepect to the embessity woman of Africa, but, god! you are absoluty unbelieveable!"
  • Mas-sal: Undenial may be igorent. But we women have walked this planet with pride, respect and dignity. You may have that pegesi's pity but her disgrace to us and loyalty to Deces is our own shame.
  • Alexsandra slaps Mas-sal!
  • Alexsandra: "Your gonna turn on a poor soul because a real monster is manipulating her? Then you are the disgrace to us! Your the one who's no better the Deces! right girls?!"
  • The Captive Girls Cheer.
  • Mas-sal grows, and shows claws.
  • Mas-sal: "I will scar you for your disrepect!"
  • Alexsandra: "Bring it on! My sister Jasmine works for the EPA, and she knows some moves that she thaught me. This Tweety bird is gonna own you!"
  • Mas-sal jumps at Alexsandra and the Brawl begins!
  • Octavio, Madam Deces, Ozzie (Now resurrected) and the others enter and see the commotion.
  • Frances: "Oh, a cat fight! somebody better get popcorn!"
  • Ane: "I'm ahead of you, boss!" (holds corn soaking in soda in a bucket!)
  • Mante: "No no no no, not regular corn soaking in soda, there is a snack food called "Popcorn", and unlike what you think the name means, it is not corn in soda!"
  • Ane: "Oh, le shoot! why hasn't anyone told me this before?!"
  • Mas-sal tries to slash Alexsandra but she keeps dodging!
  • Mas-sal: "HOLD STILL, YOU DISGRACEFUL PINK PAIN!"
  • Alexsandra: "I know what you are, but what am i?"
  • Mas-sal roars!
  • Alexsandra: "HOLD IT! CHEETAHS AREN'T SUPPOSED TO ROAR!"
  • Scroopfan Image: "Oops! my bad! i'll fix that!"
  • Mas-sal pathicly meows!
  • Alexsandra: "Better."
  • Mas-sal pounces, but Alexsandra dodges!
  • Madam Deces: Octavio, put an end to this cat fight at once and throw the flamingo and miss Mas-Sal into the pit with Ane's sister.
  • Octavio: "Uh, there is a problem here, the flamingo can fly."
  • Madam Deces: "Ok, break up that fight and throw Mas-sal in the pit, and the Flamingo will be the first who's spirit we break."
  • Octavio: "OUI!"
  • Madam Deces: The Rainbow One did a spended job on doing my bidding. But when she brings Inspector Fox here, her use to me will be at an end and I'll have to just keep her as my new personal aide and the rest of her friends here for the auction.
  • Mante: I thought you said you where a spider of your word?
  • Madam Deces: Indeed but unfortunatly not to good heroes like the rainbow one and her friends. Mainly, i want to corrupt the Rainbow one onto our side, even more with Harold's, untimely fate. the real porpuse of all this to have more opitions for the customers, but i will say this, the Rainbow one will become an exception, just like Selina before her. I'll just keep my word to the Ammomimus Benufacteror instead.
  • Octavio: Allright you two lets go! (Grabs both Alexandra and Mas-sal)
  • Mas-sal: "Unhand us you tenticale abominating monster!"
  • Alexsandra: "Kindly do not make it worse for us by insulting our captors?!"
  • Madam Deces: You two will have to be punished for this catfight. Octavio, throw Mas-sal into the pit with Ane's Sister!
  • Octavio tosses Mas-sal across the room and into a pit!
  • Alexsandra gasped!
  • Alexsandra: "I just wanna state the record, that Mas-sal was being an unreasonable bitch about Rainbow Dash! i insisted she would never be anything like you!"
  • Madam Deces: "I am planing on fixing that soon."
  • Frances: And as for you, Miss Mimi, Brandy and you 2 elements of harmony ponys. You five will have the honor of taking part in the Auction after all and theres a very important costomer who wants to buy you, miss Mimi.
  • Brandy: "WHAT?! I THOUGHT YOU WERE GONNA LET US GO IF RAINBOW DASH KIDNAP THESE WOMAN!"
  • Ozzie: She didnt say she was a spider of her word to good girls like you. Just her clients that are evil.
  • Frances: Wait until you meet the client who wants to buy you, Miss Mimi. He is a Sultan in the Middle East who is looking for a beautiful wife for his son to marry and settle down.
  • Mimi: "Well, that doesn't sound so bad."
  • Frances: "They are Dung Beetles. and theSultan is a blood-thursty tyrant who exicuted three last girls who rejected his son, and had a pizza guy tortured to the point of trumaisation for being an hour late on his pizza."
  • Rarity: "That sounded bad."
  • Frances: "And just wait what is in store for the rest of you!"
  • Ozzie: Frances, Madame Deces, Can me and my boys throw Miss Mimi and her friends a farwell party by getting drunk, taking photos and spanking their fannys one last time before the day of the auction?
  • Madam Deces: "Very well, but it also has to be in honor of Harold, who was lost to us on a job..."
  • Alexsandra: "Who's the Magifitsent Bastard who wasted that beast?"
  • Frances: The leader of the Shell Louge squad who is looking for his meowing pet snail acompanied by a starfish, purple unicorn and young dragon, two birds, the infamous Sly Cooper and his Gang, Three Bandits, Another snail, a Blue Genie, Lion, Meerkat and a Warthog.
  • Brandy: "HA! I KNEW YOU WILL BE FACING THE WRATH OF THE SHELL LOUGE SQUAD! although, members of the Jungle crew, a snail, the cooper gang, and three bandits wasn't expected."
  • Alexsandra: Wait! Did I just hear you say a meowing snail?
  • Frances: "Oui, what's it too you?"
  • Alexsandra: "In that case... Sorry guys, i am sure Spongebob will come to recuse you, but right now, i got to save his pet from becoming critic's dinner!"
  • Alexsandra bites down hard on Octavio's tenticale!
  • Octavio screamed, and lets go of Alexsandra!
  • Alexsandra smacks Octavio to the other villains, temorary disabling them!
  • Alexsandra quickly vanished from the scene, smacking away interfearing weasels and rats!
  • Mimi: "Quick! our chance!"
  • Madam Deces intersets them!
  • Madam Deces: "Don't even think about it!"
  • Frances: "Shall i send Selina to-"
  • Madam Deces: "NO! it'll draw attention to us! Ozzie, the party will have to be on hold! i want you and the boys to capture me that Sponge! do what you want to the others, but the Sponge is what is disired."
  • Ozzie: "Very well madam. But what about the flamingo?"
  • Madam Deces: "A briage we will cross when it is time, right now, we have more pressing business! ready your boys!"
  • Ozzie: On it! Selina my friend, are you ready to catch a Sea Sponge for Deces?
  • Selina nodded.
  • Ozzie: "Ok! let's get the boys!!" (Ozzie gets on Selina and leads the weasels, stoats, ferrets and rats armed with their weapons)

Back on the midmorning express train

  • Spongebob is sleeping while the others who are awake see the train stopping in the Next European City's train station.
  • Icky: "(Yawns), are we here now?"
  • Twilight: We're in Amsterdam Europe. We're getting close to Paris France.
  • Speedy: Well when we get there, I hope Spongebob is ready for this.
  • Spongebob: "I'M READY!!"
  • Spongebob runs off, shouting i'm ready continueiously!
  • Icky: "WAIT! WE'RE NOT IN FRANCE YET!"
  • Spongebob: "I CAN'T WAIT ANY MORE! WE HAVE TO MOVE!"
  • Icky: "Aw fiddle sticks! Let's go!"
  • Twilight: Right, Genie, Get us to the Boarder of France so we can use the Patty Wagon 2 to Drive the Rest of the Way to Paris!
  • Genie: "ON IT!" (Snaps his fingers)
  • POOF
  • Everyone is gone!

Chapter 13: Finding Gary Begins

The hospital.

  • Nigel awakes, moaning.
  • Jules: Hey bud. How are you doing?
  • Nigel: "Where, where am I?"
  • Carmalita: Your in the Hospital now, James got you bandaged up before the Ambulence came. Thank God. And We got word that Deces is using that Rainbow Mained Pegesi to do her bidding and to make matters worse, Ozzie is back from the dead and is more evil then ever.
  • Nigel: "Ozzie.... No.... He's too far gone now..... Wait, the rainbow one is kidnapping people? Who was kidnapped?"
  • Jaq: She's got Alexsandra Flamingo, Head waitress of Chef Pierre Saila's restaurent, Va-va Poodle the super model, Victoria Leopard who was due at Photo Finnish's Fashion Show next week, and Lady Mas-sal, ambassitor of the dragon realm's verson of Africa and I'm afraid Carmalita is next on her list.
  • Carmalita: Well that evil witch is about to get more then she bargianed for when the Pegesi comes after me cause Chris, Vinny, James, Merlin, Palamon and Ignitus are protoling the Hospital incase she comes here.
  • Nigel: "But, what if, she's also after Ms. Stork. the one that got away, because of Brett actselly having a heart? Deces alway ranted about Ms. Stork."
  • Jaq: Dont worry about that now. Saving those women is more important now.
  • Familiar Voice: You guys get your hands and hooves off of me!
  • Nigel: "Who was that?"
  • Suddenly the Door Brusts open and Vinny and Chris Pin Down Rainbow Dash and hold her at gun point.
  • Nigel: OH MY GOD!!!
  • Jaq: Chris! Vinny! Hold your fire! Its that rainbow Mained Pegesi and Madam Dece's innocent puppet!
  • Suddenly James, Merlin, Palamon and Ignitus appear due to them hearing the commotion.
  • James: Oh my goodness!
  • Merlin: Rainbow Dash!
  • Rainbow Dash: "LET ME GO! MY FRIENDS NEED ME!! I HAVE TO DO THIS FOR THEM!I DON'T ENJOY KIDNAPPING THOSE LADIES FOR HIM, BUT I DON'T WANT DECES TO SELL MY FRIENDS TO PERVY ARABIAN RICHMEN!!"
  • Vinny: "She's really determin, is she?"
  • Merlin: "Well, she was choosen to bear the Element of Loyalty, she is. Wait a minute, is that, a collar?"
  • Ignitus: I know one of Maleficent's many unholy objects anywhere. This is what she uses for slavery.
  • Rainbow Dash: "NONE OF YOU UNDERSTAND! MY FRIENDS ARE IN DANGER! IF I DON'T SATISFY HER DEMANDS, NONE OF THEM ARE GONNA BE SAVE! NOW LET ME GO!"
  • Ignitus: Easy Rainbow Dash, we're hear to help you.
  • Rainbow Dash: Yeah, but...
  • jaq: Its going to be allright Rainbow Dash. Just cailm down.
  • Rainbow Dash cailms down while breathing heavily.
  • Palamon: Dashie, wheres Mimi, Brandy, Fluttershy and Rarity?
  • The coller begins to spark electrisity.
  • Vinny and Chris: "WHOA!"
  • Jules: Jesus, man!
  • Jaq: Guys we need to get that coller off.
  • Vinny: Dont worry buddy. I got this! (Gets out a screwdriver)
  • Rainbow Dash was hyperventalating!
  • Nigel paniced, and looked away!
  • Vinny did somthing to the Coller and breaks Rainbow Dash free of it in time as the coller sparks electricity again.
  • Jules: Oh, Damn thats one shocking coller!
  • Rainbow Dash: "I'm.... free..... (faints from exhastion.)"
  • Jules: "I think she fainted from exhastion."
  • Carmilia: "Well, lucky her, she is in safe hands."
  • Jaq: "Yes, but now new challnages lie: i believe Brett owe us some new answers about this, "Ms. Stork". i believe he may had neglected to inform us the truth, of why he is out of the job in the first place."
  • Nurse: (sees the fainted Rainbow Dash) Oh dear, what happened in here?
  • Jules: "Just another day in the office ma'am. We're gonna go and pay Brett another chat. care to look over the pony, the weasel, and Mas-sal's husband?"
  • Nurse: "Of course."
  • Jaq: Good, Let's hurry back to HQ!
  • Palamon: But what about Dashie, Mimi, Fluttershy, Brandy and Rarity?
  • Carmilia: "Rainbow Dash is safe here. the others will be helped in good timing. but we can't help them without ferther infomation, and i believe a certain Alligater was actselly stupid enough to witheld that from us. then, we will find Ms Stork and see what she knows, and, it's only a matter of time, i promise."
  • Palamon: Ok, I trust you.

The Boarder of France

  • Spongebob's Group has appeard.
  • Twilight: Well, here we are!
  • Icky: "Let's get going already!"
  • Simba: "Not yet! Madam Deces knows we're coming now. she might already dispatch her goons on us. We need to be careful, and clever about this."
  • Genie: I'm way ahead of you Simba (Uses magic to make weapons that fire magic spells appear)
  • Sly: "Simba meant we need to be sleathly about this."
  • Genies: "Whoops."
  • Icky: "Besides, those things are gonna end up getting the bad attention from cops, and we should know every well about Sly's fickle relationship with Carmiilia."
  • Sly: So ture.
  • Spongebob: Well guys, before we go any further. I think now is the time to make that phone call to Kairi and tell her that were here and were going to save Mimi and her friends along with brinning Gary home.
  • Icky: Ok, Sponge, you do that and while we make our plan to takle Deces.
  • Iago: Say guys, I wonder how Kairi and the crusaiders are doing during most of evreything we been through?

The Dragon Temple

  • King Julien is throwing a huge party at the Temple with Pinkie Pie, Most of the Jungle Crew, Shrek's Friends, Otis and his Barnyard Pals, Jake Long and the Mythical Creatures of New York, The Villain Leage Resistance, The Dragon Gang and most of the ponys of Ponyville while Lets get it Started from the Black Eyed Peas Plays.
  • Kairi: "HOW COULD THIS HAPPEN?!"
  • Applebloom: "Don't you remember?"

flashback.

  • Kairi hears a knock on the Temple Door and gose over to anser it.
  • Kairi: Applejack? Pinkie Pie? What are you guys doing here?
  • Pinkie Pie: "Applejack told me that your feeling bad you had to hurt Mr Shen. so we came along to make you feel better by throwing you a really big party!
  • ???: Did someone say Party!?!
  • Kairi: "Julien? Uh guys, i am kinda by myself, so, i can't-"
  • Maurice: Wait your on your own?
  • Kairi: 'Well there's Volteer, Terridor, and Cyreal, but they're asleep right now from Volteer's stories, (giggles), even Volteer fell asleep. can you imadgene?"
  • Julien: Oh you poor little girl. What you need is a really fun party. Right, everybody?
  • Huge Crowd: "YEAH!!!"
  • Kairi: "But, but, guys, you don't understa- (SCREAMS!)"
  • Crowd runs over Kairi, redusing her into a flat person, like in the cartoons.
  • Apple Bloom: "We better get the tire pump."
  • Pinkie Pie: Comeone Everybody lets get this Temple decorated and ready to Party!
  • Pig the Pig: Lets do this! SUWEET!

reaility.

  • Kairi: "Oh yeah. We need to stop them befo-"
  • Suddenly Kairi's Iphone starts ringing!
  • Kairi: "Oh darn it!"
  • Kairi picks it up.
  • Kairi: "Hello?"

The Border of France

  • Spongebob: Hey, hey, hey, Kairi! Hows my favorite princess?

Temple

  • Kairi: "SPONGEBOB?! I mean, hi?"
  • Spongebob: on phone: "I just wanna call and say.... Hey, wait a minute, is that music i hear?"
  • Kairi: Well, its just the girls having fun with really loud music thats all.
  • Pinkie Pie: Ok, Evreybody. Lets make Kairi dance with our secret weapon. Bring out, WILD MIKE!!!
  • Spongebob on the phone: "Kairi what the barnicales is go-"
  • Kairi hung up.
  • Pinkie Pie and the Crowd chants "Wild Mike!"
  • Kairi: Guys, I'm not doing this, ok? Just pack up your stuff and please get out of the temple.
  • The Barnyard Boys strike up the music. Wild and Free plays in the background while Pinkie and the Crowd continue chanting "Wild Mike". A cow with a crate lifter goes to get a familiar create.
  • Kairi: This is ridiculous! I'm not gonna party with you just because you guys are getting Wild Mike! (To the crusaiders) Girls, help me out here!
  • Pinkie Pie: "GO BABY, GO BABY GO!"
  • Roger Rabbit: You might as well give in Kairi.
  • Pip the Mouse: Yeah, no use fighting the urge, girl. We are going to turn you into a born party animal!
  • Kairi: "You guys are crazy if you think i am suddenly, gonna go-"
  • Pony: Here he comes!
  • The Cow with the crate lifter appears with a familier create on stage, places it infront of Kairi then leaves.
  • Kairi: "Oh nuts."
  • Applebloom: This int gonna look good for Kairi.
  • Pinkie and the crowd continue to chant "Wild Mike" as the create shakes.
  • Scootaloo: "This isn't gonna end well, is it?"
  • The create continues to shake along with the chanting while Kairi feels her heart pounding.
  • Sweetie Belle: "Oh biscuits!"
  • The create continues to shake untill finaly Wild Mike is freed and begins dancing!
  • Kairi: "Must, resist, dancing!"
  • Pinkie Pie: Come on Kairi, shake your booty!
  • Scootaloo: Kairi fight it.
  • Kairi: (Cant resisting any longer) Let's BOOGIE!!!
  • CMC: "AW BISKITS!"
  • Kairi dances with Pinkie Pie and Whild Mike while the Barnyard Boys Sing. Terrador, Cyril and Volteer enter to see what is going on.
  • Pinkie Pie: Hey Guys, were throwing Kairi a party big party to make her feel better for hurting Mr Shen.
  • Bloo: Woah, get a load of that fuzzy ball!
  • Cycil: "WHAT, DUH BLAH, A PARTY?!"
  • Terrador: "A party in the temple is strictly prohibited!"
  • Volteer: "Everyone out now! The temple rules prohibit-"
  • Anvils slam into Terrador, Cycil, and Volteer, rendering them uncounious!
  • Kairi: "OH NO! WHAT HAVE YOU GUYS DONE?!"
  • Julien: "Just our anti-party pooper trap, you see, Pinkie and i laid traps that actibate on party poopers, so we can have a PAR-TIE!"
  • Kairi: "But, but, but, they're the only thing protacting me from-"
  • ???: "Me?"
  • the doors slamm open, reveling Lord Cobra.
  • the party stopped, but Otis was still partying.
  • Otis: "(WOOTING) WHOO HOO, WHOO HOO, (sees Cobra) wha-hoo............ Uh, Moo?"
  • Lord Cobra: "I personally want to thank you all for leaving Kairi up for grabs by disabling her only comident protacters, just because they wanted to end your little swatray. how stupid is that! that's like, trying to force convert someone into liking snails because they don't like them.... Like you, little miss Kairi. you bluntingly betrayed your dear uncle, for of all things, so he can learn to love something that ruined his childhood? And i thought i was evil. And now you go and celebrate it? Lady, you make my dear beloved Chrysalis look like Celestia!"
  • Kairi: "Oh no.... What have i done?"
  • Lord Cobra: "Betrayed your uncle, who mind you, was around you longer before you even met Spongetwat, who by the way made others turn on Shen as well, because of snails? they are not a universely liked creatures, darling. If your uncle wants to hate, by all means let him. i mean, a space snail tarnish childhood for corn's sake, and Spongebob was an idiot for bring a snail her without an early warning or consent in the first bloody place, and he was being such a cry baby. and he had you turn on your uncle, just because Shen did some stupid things in the past?"
  • Kairi, mixed with anger, sadness, and confusion, realised she was being a fool.
  • Kairi: "Mang, as much i know you are a dispicable being, your actselly right. Spongebob brought this apawn the entire United Universe, going after that dumb snail and making my uncle suffer, because i agreed with him... Shen was more around me the Spongebob ever was, and i betrayed him, for a stupid snail! I don't think i love snails anymore, in fact, i hate gary for doing this!"
  • Cobra: "Now now, Kairi, let's not be too hasty! if you like snails, who's gonna make you? the idea is that it's wrong of you to betray someone for having an opinion, weither it's nice or firey, it's called everyone has a right to an opinion."
  • Kairi: "Wait, why do you care? Your evil!"
  • Cobra (suddenly in Luna's voice): "Well, that's no way to speak to me, young lady."
  • Cobra suddenly turns into Luna, meaning, Lord Cobra was not here to begin with!
  • Luna: "Well, everyone, do you think Kairi has learned her lesson?"
  • everyone in the party: "YEAH! (EVERYONE CHEERS)"
  • Apple Bloom: "Wait, what's going on?!"
  • Pinkie: "Hey, Princess Luna, I think we owe an explainaton!"
  • Otis: Looks like the cats outta the bag right guys?
  • Candance: (appearing with Shining Armor) My thoughts exactily.
  • Freddy the Ferret: Yeah, who said anything about cats in bags?
  • Kairi: "Now i am seriously confused."
  • Luna: Allow me to explain, dear god neice. On the night Shen fled the Temple and Spongebob's snail ran away, He, Tyro and Icky happened upon the same idea to teach you and Spongebob along with the rest of the louge that the moral is that you cannot forced someone into converting into liking something, cause it's wrong. it has worked quite well, am I right evreyone?
  • Pinkie Pie: "Can i hear a hoot-hoot?!"
  • Everyone: "Hoot-hoot!"
  • Sweetie Belle: "But what about Volteer, Terrador and Cyril, they got hurt in the head for being party poopers."
  • Applejack: "Don't worry, they were apart of this too. besides, we didn't use real anvils."
  • Julien: "We weren't suppose to use real Anvils?"
  • Applejack: "Aw Julien, don't tell me you didn't bought the realistic but harmless Anvil pellows that i asked you to get but got real anvils instead?!"
  • Julien: "Ha! got you didn't i? don't worry, your king did get the anvil pellows!"
  • Kairi: "Anvil pellows?"
  • Maruice: Good for pranking you.
  • Mort: You should've seen the look on your face miss Kairi. (laughing)
  • Applebloom: But, why didnt yall tell us before you made Kairi look like a sissy, Big Sister?
  • Luna: "You have any idea how surprisingly prevokeable my sister is when hate in introduse as a problem? In equestia, hate was almost prevented Equestia from becoming what it is today. So, it's kinda of a touchy subject."
  • Applejack: "And we had a feeling Kairi wouldn't listen to darn reason. Now, we have no problem Kairi having a soft spot for a snail, but she could've been nice to Shen about by accepting Shen's opinion. Like how i accept the opinion that not everypony or evey being likes apples. I don't, enjoy it, but i acknowledged it, cause i won't be any better then Discord if i go around and force ponies or people or creatures into liking apples."
  • Pinkie: "Yeah, I learned that the hard way when I met Cranky Doodle Donkey."
  • Kairi: "Who?"
  • Pinkie: It's a long story but now that evreyone learned their lession I think we sould continue this party, right evreybody?
  • Everyone: "YEAH!"
  • Kairi: "Wait! don't you think it's wrong for me to have a party when Ignitus and the others are out? That would make me look irrespondsable, and Ignitus won't entrust me to be without him or the others again."
  • Pinkie: Dont worry about it, We told him and Merlin evreything before they left and they said its allright. You wont be in trouble now that we all got premission to celebrate you learning your lession.
  • Kairi: But how am I going to explain all of this to Spongebob?
  • Julien: Icky has already took care of that. Miss Kairi. And The Good News is that Shenny has made amends to Shelloun so Spongebob's snail can stay and be apart of your happy little misfit family.
  • Kairi: "So, he doesn't hate Snails anymore?"
  • Luna: "No, he still has his firey opinion on snails, he actselly never liked Snails even beofre Shelluon came.... But he is going to make speical arrangements so no one will be left out of the family, not Gary, not Shen, not anyone."
  • Kairi: "Was it, all because Spongebob threaten to boot Shen out of the louge if his opinion didn't improved?"
  • Applejack: "Yep, the spirits didn't like that idear one bit, so Tyro had to go warn Shen to make all this happen."
  • Luna: "Besides, Snails would end up having a worse reputation if Cobra bragged that he got Shen back to help him congure the united universe because a snail got him kicked out."
  • Kairi: "Oh, i can't believe Spongebob that little idiot boy made me do this to Shen!"
  • Candence: It wasent enitrely Spongebob's fault. It was just a series of unfortunenate events that where transpired to happened. And Shen said your forgivin for hitting him on the head with your keyblade. He may be a arrogant chinese peacock warlord with anger issues, but not a complety heartless one.
  • Kairi: "Then why was he so, mean to Gary?"
  • Luna: "Agian, Snails are not universely liked creatures, so one can never expect a friendly respondce. though Shen should've been more, repectful confessing his dislike, he still has a right."
  • Shining Armor: "It was also wrong to judge him just because he screwed up in the past, and even more wrong to think he was gonna forsake being with you to do it again on snails. it was also wrong to think that forced convertion or even banishment are the answers to such a problem, cause considering what Shen was, and still is capable of, it would in fact make everything worse."
  • Kairi: "Your all right... I should've been the voice of reason..."
  • Tantor: I gotta agree with you on that.
  • Kairi: "But Luna if i can say one thing, don't you think making me think Lord Cobea was gonna get me was, atad too far? i thought i, and the whole United universe as a tecnecly, was done for."
  • Applejack: "That's nothing, you should've seen how Icky made Spongebob see how forced convertion was bad, or even how Shen made the others see to reason."
  • Kairi: "Really, how did it go?"
  • Luna: "Shen and Icky sended me tapes of their ideas."
  • Kairi: "Can, i see them?"
  • Luna: Of course.
  • Julien: LIGHTS!!
  • light turn off.
  • Pinkie: "Our first feature is about Spongebob thought he was in the procession of an insane snail lover's cult."
  • Pig: Excuse me, Pardon me!
  • Duke the Dog: Hey! Down in front! (Throws popcorn at Pig)
  • Pig grabs popcorn!
  • Pig: "THANKS FOR THE POPCORN, DUKE!"
  • Kairi sees the events in Germany.
  • Pinkie: After the secret was exposed. Nothing prepared Icky for what happened next.
  • Kairi: "Oh boy, sounds like trouble."
  • Otis: I know, Spongebob threatened to kick Icky off the rest of the journey to Paris and backfired Tyro's idea to teach you and others to seeing that making someone who has a strong opinion and believes love somthing he or she hates was wrong and Icky's plan got a little out of hand.
  • Sweetiebelle: "Well, making Spongebob think he got captured by a crazy snail loving cult was stupid."
  • Luna: Yes it was but Icky had good cause to plan that. And evreything was tooken care of in the end
  • Pinkie: After our next feature, we got a specal surprise feature for you Kairi.
  • Kairi: "What is it?"
  • King Julien: Oh, you'll see it soon enough now on to the next feature which is the peacock's and Tyro's idea.
  • Sweetiebelle: "Here's hoping Shen was atad more smart on this one."
  • Luna: Has Shen and Tyro ever steered you wrong before? Anyway, Celestia and her expidtion arrived at Shelloun's Castle only to get themselfs arrested and were condemed to be slimed which actually was a surprise party and the surprise was on them.
  • Kairi: Did Sora, Spyro and the others took it well?
  • Luna: "Well, better then how Spongebob took it in compairition. and wow, was Celestia a wreak!"
  • Otis: I know. Who'd thought Celestia was such a crybaby. Not to be mean or anything but the look on her face. (Laughing) Classic.
  • Pinkie: Ok evrebody time for the surprise feature.
  • King Julien: Allright, lets get it started!
  • Kairi: "I wonder what the surprise feature is."
  • Pinkie: Its a movie of your memories of the times you spent with Gary before you left to live with your relatives in Camelot after Spongebob and the louge saved you from Cynder and the times you spent with him.
  • Louis: Courtesy of the Chronicler.
  • Kairi: "Really? oh, how sw-"
  • Scroopfan image: "Sorry, we spented too much time here! now's time to get back to Spongebob and the story!"
  • Sweetie: "Can we still watch the video?"
  • Scroopfan image: "Yes, but it'll had to be off camera! Cause it's enough Kairi fetish i can for the night!"

City of Paris.

  • Icky: "Ah, Paris, the city of love, The effel tower, and stinky perfume."
  • Iago: Actully Icky, its lovey perfume but you got it right.
  • Spike: Good thing we traveled through france off camera, right Twilight?
  • Twilight: "Yep. Now, if we just know where to go."
  • suddenly, gun shots are heard!
  • Icky: "THE JUNK!"
  • Suddenly a huge gang of weasels, ferrets, sorats, and rats surround the patty wagan!
  • Sly: "More of Madam Deces' goons i trust?"
  • Serina and Ozzie appeared.
  • Ozzie: "Ah, you must be those misfit freaks who took down Harold."
  • Sly: "I called it."
  • Ozzie: "Odd, i was expecting you all to be more, epic. and i don't recall a bunch of misfits in a burger car to fit the discription of epic before!"
  • Ozzie's goons laugh out loud!
  • Patrick: Uh guys, what do we do now?
  • Icky: "I got this..... Hey there, ladies and gentlemen, hi how are you doing, how's everyone doing to tonight, huh?"
  • Ozzie: "Uh, fine, actselly."
  • Icky: "Good, good, your all fine. Now, let me ask you something, Ozzie boy. Is Deces really worth, betraying your fellow man and woman? Think about it."

(this song plays.)

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Brotherhood of Man - How to Succeed (Daniel Radcliffe) - Letterman May 20, 2011

  • Ozzie: Woah you guys are good.
  • Selenia and the others nod in agreement
  • Icky: I know, the producer thinks I'm irresistible.
  • Spongebob: So how about you guys consider letting us go and let us to continue our seach for our messing friends and my favorite little mollusc if thats allright with you guys.
  • Ozzie: "Aw, why not? On ya pop! now if you'll exquse us, we're off to go to another conuntry, and offically change out names, because betraying Madam Deces is considered fatal, an, being anywhere near where she is a greatly bad idea, so, TOOTLES!"
  • The weasels, rats, ferrets, sorats began to ran off!
  • Ozzie: "OY! WAIT FOR US YOU BLOODY IDIOTS! DON'T LEAVE ME..... alone."
  • Selina: "We're dead. We're so dead, if Madam Deces catches wind of this, we're done for?!"
  • Ozzie: "Say uh, you guys wouldn't happen to know a good hiding place, would you?"
  • Icky: How about Spain or Mexico back in North America?
  • Ozzie: "Now that sounds like a-"
  • Selina: "COPS!"
  • Ozzie: "No, i meant to say a good ide-"
  • Ozzie's hat was shot off!
  • Ozzie: "Oh, is that what you meant Serina."
  • Selina: "Just raise your hands, and hopefully, there won't be more bullets!"
  • Spongebob: You two get outta here! I didnt come this far to have Carmalita come after Sly while Gary, Mimi and her Friends are in peril. Guys, HANG ON!!!! (Steps on the Wagon 2's gas and drives off)
  • Ozzie: "You heard the kid! I'll go this way! you, the other direction!"
  • Selina and Ozzie splited up, heading for different directions!
  • Vinny and Jules appeared!
  • Jules: "I got the bird! you, the weasel!"
  • Vinny: "On it!"
  • they splited
  • Jaq: "Should we persue Sly and his new assusiates?"
  • Carmimilia: "As much as i want to, no, I supect they're gonna be Deces' problem. If i know Cooper well, he go vigilante and make Madam Deces wish she was never born. trust me, you won't believe the imfamous criminals that are suddenly found beaten to a curb."
  • Jaq: "Hmm, i understand, more impourent mission in mind?"
  • Carminaila: "Lucky for Cooper, yes... for now, anyway. Should we help Jules and Vinny?"
  • Jaq: "I believe they got this covered."

allyway.

  • Ozzie was running through the ally!
  • Ozzie: "How ironic! i desided to no longer help Madam Deces, and here i am, still chased by the bloody bobbies! life is real piss!"
  • Vinny Appears with his gun at the ready.
  • Vinny: I got ya now, Buck the Weasel's french accent modern realitive. Any last words before your brought to justice?
  • Ozzie: "Uh, look out! an ally bear!"
  • Vinny: "Oh, like i am gonna fall for tha-"
  • An ally bear pounces on Vinny, begins to rip him apart!
  • Ozzie: "Yowza."
  • Ozzie crawls through a hole and escapes.
  • Ally Bear: Any last words before I finnish tearing you to peaces, Bambi?
  • Familar Voice: Poison Ivy!
  • Ally Bear: "What kind of last words are those?"
  • Palamon's Poison Ivy attacks the Ally Bear and flings him away while he lets out a goofy holler in the progress.
  • Vinny: Thanks for the help but I'm still ok. a damn shame Ozzwald got away."

rooftops.

  • Selina: "Must, flee!"
  • Selina flies as fast as she can!
  • Jules runs after Selina but she is too fast for him.
  • Jules: Ok, how dose a 300 pound grizzly bear be able to go after the most fastest and agile of all of the eagles?
  • Selina: "HA! HOW LUCKY! FAT BOY CAN'T KEEP UP!!"
  • Suddenly, a portal opens, and Elite looking Snailian guards fly through!
  • Selina douged quickly!
  • Selina escapes!
  • Jules: "What the hell?"
  • Elite guards land in front of Jules.
  • Elite Guard: "Surrender the Square god or we shall be force to make a devidive end for you!"
  • Jules: "Now, i have no freaken idea what your game is, but i bet you guys are trouble, with your freaky hover scooters and those weird spear things! now i am gonna take y'all downtown!"
  • An elite guard points a spear at Jules.
  • Jules: "Oh, like a pointy stick is gonna-"
  • The guard suddenly fires a lazer at Jules, sents Jules flying across the other end of the roof.
  • Elite guard: "Brothers, we must seek out the god for the glory of the cult leader of the Square one's chosen, as we became new members!"
  • other elite guards: "HAZZAH CAPTAIN SLIMESON!"
  • Captain Slimeson, the elite guard captain an the guy who shot Jules: "Now my brothers, HOVER FORTH!"
  • Captain Slimeson and the elite guards flew off!
  • Jules is now dying.
  • Jules: "Oh man, what a way to go: shot by giant space snails with spears that shoot lazers. what a way to end a career... and a life. (groans), man that hurts!"
  • Jaq: (With the others appearing) Oh my God! Jules!
  • Jules: Hey Jack. (groans) man that smarts.
  • Chris: Who did this?
  • Jules: "This may sound unbelieveable, but, (coughs), Space Snails did this. looking for, a god of some kind. They had spears that shoot lazers."
  • Ignitus: The Ammomimus Benufacteror!
  • James: I will call an ambulence for Jules.
  • Ignitus: Merlin, I need you to cast up a magic portal to Slimball, I'm afraid saving Mimi and her friends is up to Spongebob and his allies now.
  • Jules: "Yo, dragon boy, can you do me a solid? (coughs)"
  • Jaq: What is it Jules?
  • Jules: "Tell Vinny, he was the greatest guy i ever met... and that, i'm sorry, i can't be his best man for his wedding with that girl he likes so much now."
  • Ignitus: "I'll.... I'll be sure, he's inform of that, Julious. But don't dare think this is the end of your-"
  • Jules: "Hey, if we were meant to live forever, we would not have exparation dates... although i'll admit, this is totally premature. (coughs voliently) Tell Vinny, he was, my one and only........ Best....... friend............"
  • Jules head rested on the ground. he stopped moving.
  • Jaq: "He's......"
  • James: "Gone.... I'm afraid."
  • Chris: "Oh man......"
  • Ignitus walks over, notices Jules eyes were open, proceeded to close them with a gentle touch of his hand.
  • Jaq: Oh Jules. You are such a hero today.
  • Ignitus: Merlin, Have that portal to Slimball ready. The Ammomimus Benufacteror must be stopped and he must also pay...with his life.
  • Merlin: Of course but Ignitus, we still dont know of the Ammomimus Benufacteror's identity.
  • Ingitus: "Something intend on finding out. Merlin, the portal, now!"
  • Merlin opens the portal!
  • Jaq: "But what about-"
  • Ignitus: "I entrust Jules' final request for you Jaq. i have a more impourent mission now. I fear you must find a new stragity against Madam Deces now."
  • Jaq: "But we'll never defeat her! she's too powerful!"
  • Ignitus: "Fear not. Greater heroes are in this city. They look unassuming. but i seen them defeat the worse of the darkness. They are your only hope now."
  • Jaq: "I.... I understand."
  • Carmalita: But what about Palamon?
  • Ignitus gives Carmalita the digivice.
  • Ignitus: "Giving Mimi Palmon and her digivice is your job now."
  • Carmilia nodded.
  • Ignitus: "Merlin, it's time to go."
  • Jaq: Good luck exposing the Ammomimus Benufacteror and avenging Jules for us guys. And Ignitus, I trust and believe in your friend Spongebob.
  • Ignitus: "Thank you."
  • Merlin and Ignitus leave.

streets.

  • Palmon: "Hey, where's the others."
  • Vinny: "I'm sure bagging that bird. If i know my main man Jules, he'll kick anyone's butt! he is the bear! and i know that nothing bad will ever-"
  • Jaq and the others appear.
  • Palamon: Guys, I saved Vinny but where are Ignitus, Merlin and Jules?
  • (Jaq, Carmalita, Chris and James look down in sadness.)
  • Vinny: Guys?
  • Jaq: Vinny, I got some bad news. We lost Jules.
  • Vinny: "He is fast for a big bear! propbuly still after that harpy eagle."
  • Chris: Bud you dont understand hes...gone. Dead. Killed by space snails with spears that shoot lazers.
  • Vinny.... droped to the ground.
  • Vinny: "No...... No.... Jules...... No....... No, no, no no! NO (echos)!!"
  • Palmon: "But, where's Merlin and Ignitus?"
  • Jaq: They left to deal with the animal who is after your friend Spongebob and took Jules' life.
  • Carmalita: The Ammomimus Benufacteror.
  • Jaq: And Vinny, Jules told me before he died that your his one and only best friend. and that, he won't be able to be your best man for your upcoming wedding, due to, obivious reasons.
  • Vinny walked away.
  • Palmon: "Vinny?"
  • Jaq: "He, wants to be alone. this is, hard on him most of all."
  • Chris: Well what do we do now? We lost a comrade and Vinny is devestaied thanks to that jackass Space Snail whos after the talking block of cheese because of some propechy
  • James: I agree. That villain is going to pay for this!
  • Carmiilia: "We have to be smart about this. Careful and decidive planning must be made. Chris, take James back home, this is becoming too dangerious now. Jaq, you and Palmon have to com with me. I have a promise to complete."
  • Jaq: "Alcourse."
  • James: "Your, sending me away?"
  • Jaq: "James, your a civilian, not a police officer. Due to what accured, it would be stupid to keep you around with those Space Snails still about."
  • Chris: He has a point. After what happend to Jules, we cant afford to lose another life.
  • James: Very well Jaq, your right. I have two requests to make before you go. Can you tell those kidnapped girls I'm sorry for what I put them through and make Frances rue the day he kidnapped them and may I please attend Jule's funeral and Vinny's wedding when this entire madness is over?
  • Jaq: "it'll mean a ton of string pulling, but alcourse."
  • Chris: "Come on, James, your sis is propbuly worried sick."
  • Chris eschourts James.
  • Carmailia: "Looks like it's just us now."
  • Palmon: "But what about Vinny?"
  • Jaq: "He wants to be alone with this. He, is currently not yet comerable to do this work without Jules. he is best, to be left alone."
  • they left.

a police car.

  • Vinny was holding a picture frame with an old picture of Vinny and Jules as kids in a kindergarden photo, tears escaping his eyes.
  • Vinny: "I should've been the one to chased that bird, Jules. look what your short coming has lead you. What am i gonna do without you...... My life is the pits now...."
  • ???: "Aw, look at the poor dum-um crying."
  • Vinny opens the car door, and finds nothing.
  • Vinny: "The hell?"
  • red eyes appeared!
  • Vinny: "BLAH!"
  • Voice: "Hello, Vincent."
  • Vinny: "Wait a minute, your Madam Deces.... At least, her disimbodied, red eyeballs!"
  • Madam Deces' voice: "I am contacting you from afar, a safe disence if you will. Now, i came to make you, an offer, converning, your lost friend."
  • Vinny: "Jules?"
  • Madam Deces' voice: "You see, i have the magic to bring him back from the dead."
  • Vinny: "(Gasps), you, do?"
  • Madam Deces' voice: "Alcourse. I want something, in return, however. Bring the Rainbow Pony back to me, and bring back your bear friend."
  • Vinny: "Well, you got yourself a deal, Deces!"
  • Madam Deces' voice: "Glad to hear that. oh, and a small word of reasurence: I am a spider of my word."
  • Vinny: "Well, that's good to know. Well, i'm off to the hospital to get your horse! See you then, Deces!"

On the Roads of Paris

  • Spongebob (While Driving the Patty Wagon 2 at a high speed): Hang on Gary, Mimi, Brandy, Rarity, Fluttershy and Rainbow Dash, I'm coming to save all six of you!
  • Genie: (seeing Slimeson and his eltie guards appear on the road in their hover scooters) Guys, we got a tail!
  • Icky: "Oh come on, now we're being chased by Space Snails with spears? but hey, at least those spears don't shoot lasers."
  • The Guards begin to shoot lasers!
  • Iago: You were saying loud beak?
  • Icky: Ah fiddlesticks!
  • Spongebob: Ok, if its a fight that Ammomimus Benufacteror wants, now he's got one! Patty Wagon 2 battle mode engage! (The Wagon 2 transforms into a battle car with ketchup and mustard laser guns and alot of heavy artillery.) Iago! Icky! Take those ketchup and mustard laser guns!
  • Icky: "These are snails. All you have to do is throw some salt at them and, for some reason, it hurts them. Anyone has any clues on that?"
  • Twilight: Well, you see, Icky, snails are made of mostly mucus and water. When you put salt on them, it absorbs the water from the snails, pulling it from them, and all that's left is a glob of mucus. Kind of like osmosis.
  • Spongebob: Genie, get out the wagon 2's salt grenades. We can use them against the space snails.
  • Genie: "ON IT!"
  • Genie gets zapped, and cartoonicly turns into ash with eyes.
  • Genie: "I'M OK!"
  • Spongebob: "BARNICALES!"
  • The Snailians keep fireing their lasers.
  • Simba: Timon! Pumba! Speedy! Get heads down!
  • Pumbaa: What do we do! What do we do!
  • Timon: "DUCK!"
  • Pumbaa: "OK!"
  • Timon and Pumbaa took cover!
  • Genie re-appeared!
  • Genie: "TOLD YA I WAS OK!"
  • Sly: Ok this is getting outta control guys! Get a salt grenade and smoke those snailian sons-of-bitches!
  • Icky: "And on the double!!"
  • Evreyone gets their own Salt Grenades.
  • Iago: "Ok, on three, we throw the things!"
  • Twilight: Right. 1...2...
  • Evreyone: 3! (Throws the Grenades at Slimeson and his group)
  • Slimeson: "LOOK OUT!"
  • Slimeson dodges!
  • One of the Elite guards: "For what?"
  • One of the Genades hits the Elite guard on Impact!
  • Elite Guard: AHH!!!! IM HIT!!!!
  • The elite guard began to melt and bubble as the salt touches his skin!
  • The eliteguard crashes into a car!
  • A guy: "MY CAR!"
  • Sly: Great job guys but we got alot more space snails to worry about till were out of the woods!
  • Patrick: "I thought Paris was a city."
  • (awkword drum sound was played.)
  • Twilight faced hoof and groaned.
  • Sly: That was just a figure of speech, Patrick!
  • Icky: (with another salt granade) Ok my turn now! Hey Space Snails, heres a present for you guys! (throws granade and hits another elite guard on inpact)
  • Elite Guard: "AHH! THE DREADED POISON SALT! AIEEEEEE!"
  • Elite Guard smashes into a pole!
  • Elite guard screamed in pain as salt melts into his skin!
  • Slimeson: "Brothers, quick! the ray shield trap, NOW!"
  • Slimeson and remaining Elite Guards fire a ray shield that traps Spongebob's group!
  • Icky: God Freakin damn it!
  • Genie: I don't think so! (Makes incoming net disappear, and makes it nab the guards) Oh yeah! I LOVE magic! (Another net catches them) Darn it! Why do I always not see that coming?
  • Slimeson: We got you now, Spongegod, nothing is going to stop us from taking you to our master now!
  • ???: You wanna bet you space snail freaks?
  • Slimeson: "Now who dares challnaged our superiority?"
  • Suddenly the remaning Elite Guards are suddenly pushed away by somthing powerful while Slimeson is hold at Lightsaber point by a familiar raptorsellus princess who has a squad of space raptors armed with plasma cannons.
  • Spongebob: Cella?
  • Cella: Captain Gantu, destroy that ray sheild!
  • Gantu plants a strange device that absords the ray shield.
  • Slimeson: "Lady Cella of the Galactic federation, what is the meaning of this?! you are interfearing with one chance of our kind's dreams and hopes! the sponge is a long awaited god for our people to end the era of hate!"
  • Icky: "I freaken hate the over zealot types."
  • Captain Gantu: I can't believe I'm doing this for you, Cella!
  • Cella- JUST SHUT UP AND HELP ME OUT HERE! Unless you wanna spend your life in prison.
  • Gantu: "Uh, sorry about that ma'am!"
  • Slimeson: "You non-snails are all alike! oppressing our people and the sub-speices of our kind because of a few negitive traits! I sought to bring our rigfhtious god to end this senseless opression!"
  • Icky: "See Spongebob, this was and is the kind of guy we were trying to prevent you from becoming!"
  • Twilight: Quiet, Icky!
  • Cella: Dosent matter about that. Your still under arrest!
  • Slimeson: Lady Cella, didnt you hear me? I said you are interfearing with the one chance of our kind's dreams and hopes! the sponge is a long awaited god for our people to end the era of hate!"
  • Cella: You are more persuaded by the dead bear cop you killed when you arrived here that you are working for the criminal known as the Ammomimus Benufacteror.
  • Slimeson: I dont know what your talking about!
  • Gantu: You are a murdering liar, snailain!
  • Slimeson: "The Amomimus Benufacteror is a visionary! he offers a better future for our kind! this, era of hate and prejudgeious to our kind can no longer be ignored! nor should those that dispise our kind, or those that dare side with the hateful barbarians!"
  • Iago: "Gees, where did the ammomimus Benufacteror picked this bozo up?"
  • Spongebob: Guys shush!.
  • Cella: Well, calling a preson that thinks snails arent a famous creature in the animal kingdom a barbarian is racisum. That Amomimus Benufactor is a traitor, murderer and a chriminal to the people of Slimball.
  • Gantu: And your still under arrest for the murder of Juleius G. Bear.
  • Spongebob's group gasped!
  • Slimeson: "How is he a Murderor if he wasn't the one who killed him?"
  • Timon: "He has a point."
  • Cella: If sending the villain teams to do his crimes and what happened to that cop is not evedence of that Amomimus Benufactor braking our laws and the High Councils then I dont know what is.
  • Gantu: Ok now snailian, lets hear it. Who is The Amomimus Benufactor after Spongebob?
  • Slimeson: "I made an oath of silence!"
  • Sly: "And yet your still talking."
  • Icky and Iago: "BURNED!"
  • Cella: (uses force pull to grap a salt Granade) Tell us who the Amomimus Benufactor after Spongebob is our Im gonna blow you up with salt that will eat through your skin till theres nothing left of you!
  • Slimeson: (Gasps) Ok I'll tell you! The Amomimus Benufactor is Lord Shelluon and Slimlers villainous uncle Slimekar. He is not only after the sponge to help to forfill the prophecy of better future for our kind and put the era of hate and prejudgeious to our kind to an end and exicute those that dispise our kind, or those that dare side with the hateful barbarians. But in order to do this, hes planning to get the two ruling brothers out of the way and he'd said he'd kill me too if I didnt help find the Sponge god. He's doing all of this for power, I had no choice.
  • Cella: Oh we believe you.
  • A Familiar voice: Please, let me through! Let me through!
  • Gantu pulls out ray gun!
  • Gantu: "WHO'S THERE?! this is strictly Galactic Federation business!"
  • Alexsandra appears with Archy and shes holding somthing familar.
  • Alexsandra: Please, My name is Alexsandra Flamingo, I have somthing for Spongebob!
  • ???: "Meow."
  • Archy: "We had to steal it while Pierre wasn't looking, but it was worth it!"
  • Alexandra: Are you Spongebob?
  • Spongebob: Yeah, but how did.
  • Alexandra: I've found a little lost snail with a beautiful pink shell and can meow like a cat and I think he maybe yours (Reveails Gary in here wings).
  • Gary (Happy to see Spongebob): Meow!
  • Spongebob: "GARY!"
  • Spongebob grabs Gary and hugs him!"
  • ???: "STOP YOU LITTLE THIEF!"
  • Everyone looks to see Pierre and some cops.
  • Pierre: "THAT SPONGE IS THE ONE WHO STOLEN COUNT VLADAMER'S MEAL!"
  • Icky: "MEAL! YOU MEAN PEOPLE IN FRANCE EAT SNAILS?!"
  • Slimeson: "BARBARIONS!"
  • Pierre: "I am chef Pierre Sailas, and you have stolen my snail!"
  • Spongebob: "But-"
  • Pierre: "And i have the papers to proof it!"
  • Pierre shows Spongebob papers.
  • Spongebob reads papers: "This paper by law allows Chef Pierre Sailas to cook any snail that is dilelivered or a snail stupid enough to enter said propiitor's establishment, and unautherised stealing of said snail is punishable by (screams) JAILTIME!"
  • Pierre: "At least 12 months worth. Unless you give up le snail."
  • Tommy the pig cop: "Yeah, or less, your going to jail!"
  • Crab cop: "And it ain't as nice as our french asmisfear!"
  • Spongebob: "What do i do?! jailtime? or gary?"
  • Icky: "Sponge, i know this for your heart to deside, but if i could allow to make a suggestion, give up the damn snail! if you go to jail, then we can't save Mimi and the others from Frances and Deces!"
  • Sly: "I'm sorry Spongebob. the Sentient life of our friends is, kinda more impourent."
  • Iago: "Basicly, if you choose the snail and go to jail, then we're boned and can't do a thing, and our friends get sold to arabian perverts with loads of cash! Give up the snail, and we can at least save our friends! besides, without mimi, we're one digidesten short, and the elements of harmony is very impourent to Equestia! and Brandy.... Well, we'll never hear the end of it from wiskers if we lose his "Best Friend"."
  • Spongebob, was at a tough desiding point. Spongebob has already learned that if he chooses to damn his friends, he will lose them, and get thrown in jail for volilating french rules. choose his friends, and gary has to go. Spongebob remembers his friends turning on him for being a cry baby jerk. Spongebob sighed.
  • Spongebob: "I'm sorry gary.... But they're right. My friends have more impourence to me, and everything else then you. Rainbow Dash, Rarity, and Fluttershy are needed to complete the elements of harmony, Mimi's a didgidestend, and, Brandy is like a living pasaficer for Mr. Wiskers. i wish it could be different, but, they're right! my friends have impourence to the worlds! and you? just a snail. They're not a popular speices gary. They're slimey, slow, and, appearently everyone has problems with what they look like. Shen was right to be mad at you, you showing up almost destroyed our misfited family, and i realised that forced convertion is wrong, i learned to tolerate the opinions of others, even if it is mean and insensitive, and Shen has a right to it. Gary, we were the wrong ones. I was wrong to bring you over to the temple in the first place, and you, you were wrong to run away. You didn't tolerated Shen's opinion, he has every right... but, if things were different, he was gonna give you a nice snail dome in the temple... But, i guess, the universe desided that, we aren't meant for each-other anymore. I am... sorry.... this is good bye."
  • Pierre: "Can i have my snail now?"
  • Spongebob: "Give me a moment. I...i..... I WANNA CRY WITH MY GARY!"
  • Spongebob and Gary cried!
  • Pierre groaned in disgust.
  • Pierre: "You disgust me. Officers, i want my snail back now!"
  • Tommy: "Ok."
  • Tommy takes away Gary.
  • Tommy: "Your snail, Mr. Parry."
  • Pierre: "It's Pierre, you baffoon! Alexsandra, Archy, come! we have a dinner to make!"
  • Archy and Alexsandra only looked on sadly. they wanted to help, but they know this is impourent to Pierre. and that they'll be fired if they defy him again.
  • Archy: "I am sorry, mounser sponge, but, please understand this is, impourent for Pierre. this critic will destroy his restaurent with a very bad review if certain demands are not met. I only wished alternatives can be taken."
  • Alexsandra: "I wish i can stop him, but i need this job! I'm finally leading my own life, and already i am a head waitress, and, i can't blow off my life like this. I am sorry."
  • Archy and Alexsandra left.
  • Cella: "I wish we can help, but planetary laws are out of the Federation's jurisdiction, and, we only came here for these elite guards. Afterwords, we have to go to Slimeball and wanr Shelluon. can you, understand?"
  • Spongebob was silent, but nodded.
  • Cella, Gantu, and the space suited raptors left with the Elitle guards in cuffs.
  • Icky: "Sponge.... I.... I'm sorry for making you choose this.... But, if it wasn't made, you would've been thrown in jail, and Mimi and the others would've been boned. i'm sorry, and i hope it won't make you forget what we learned in germany."
  • Spongebob: "It won't.... I am not gonna go and blame Shen, or anyone for this. This was all my fault. I never should've brought Gary to the temple. and it was my heart who desided. My heart desided that i had, even though it was hard, to let Gary go. it desided that, my friends are more impourent then a snail. and besides, it would be wrong of me to let Pierre suffer under a mean critic's wrath, even if he was a jerk."
  • Twilight: "I know. and those employies had good reasons too. They wanna help Pierre impress this critic and keep their jobs..."
  • Spongebob: "And i won't take that from them."
  • Iago: "But, are still gonna-"
  • Spongebob cries out loud!
  • Iago: "Yep, he is."
  • Simba: "Spongebob, we may had lost this life. more lives can still be saved. So, let's not let Gary's sacrivice be in vain. let's honor him, by saving our friends."
  • Spongebob just leaves.
  • Icky: Hey sponge, where are you going.
  • Sly: Icky, let him go. He needs to be alone for a bit.
  • Icky: "Is he, gonna be fine?"
  • Iago: After what that chef toad just pulled off. I dont think so.
  • Sly: "It just can't be helped."
  • Patrick: "I hoped Mimi can last a little while longer."

Chapter 14: The Ammomimus Benufacteror of Slimeball Exposed!

Snailian castle.

  • Slimekur: "I DON'T BELIEVE THIS! the finest guards i had failed!"
  • Madam Deces (hologram): "You do realise this means you'll have to give me another chance."
  • Slimekur: "(Groans), very well, non-snail creature, you have been given another chance, but i expect results this time."
  • Madam Deces (hologram): "Your in luck. his will weakend when he failed to keep his snail due to a chef's right law. Nothing a little magic can't sway him to come to you. for exsample, I made a deer cop bring the rainbow horse back to me inexchange for the return of his dead friend."
  • Slimekur: "You have earned my respect, Spider. i expect a progress report soon. the cult is waiting."
  • the hologram closes.
  • Slimekur: "Finally, the propicty is truely nearing, and all the sacrivices made, will be worth it."
  • Snalian cult memebrs: "HASSAH!"
  • Slimekur: "Thank you my loyal followers! our god is going to return soon! and our success, nears!"
  • Cultsnails: "HASSAH!"
  • Slimekur: "And no more will i be an adviser to my bumbleing nefpews. and soon, i will be free of both thankless jobs of adviser, and secret cult leader, and finally be king, and the savior of our kind, and end the era of hate!"

(this song plays)

Repo!_The_Genetic_Opera_-_Thankless_Job

Repo! The Genetic Opera - Thankless Job

In the streets of Paris

  • Spongebob: (Tearing) Great, I'm letting my beloved pet die and let Kairi down by saving my friends and doing the right thing. But Simba is right. His sacrivice is not gonna be in vain. at least, our friends are gonna be saved.
  • Familiar Voice: My dear boy, it hurt me to see how you where forced to submit to that amphibian chef twat's right law.
  • Spongebob: "Un nah HUH?!"
  • red eyes appeared
  • Familiar Voice: Are you going to believe those so called firends of yours or your own heart? Your friends have been lying to you from the beginning especally that wreched phreshistoric bird of Emperor Kuzco's.
  • Spongebob: "Oh ho ho! i see what your trying to do, whoever you are!"
  • Familier voice: "What?"
  • Spongebob: "Oldest villian trick and/or clishe in the book. they try to turn the main hero against everything he believes in and his and/or her friends. I seen that old trick at least a thoundson times before in my endless fight against the villain leage, and other various villain teams and/or independent villains. Well, i am insulted, that you think you can pull a fast one me, lady, well, YOU, ARE, DEAD, WRONG! and this, sponge, has something to say to you! (deep breath, then gives extended rasberry, then stops). There, i think i made my point."
  • Familer Voice: "Well, in that case, we'll have to do this the hard way. BOYS?!"
  • Mante and Ane: (appearing with a sack) Surprise!
  • Spongebob: "(SCREAMS)"
  • Spongebob tries to run, but he's been sacked!
  • Ane: "We got him, Madam Deces."
  • Madam Deces: Spended. I'll open a portal for you two. (a portal of dark magic appears)
  • Mante: Come on Ane, lets get outta here! (He and Ane jump in the portal with the sacked Spongebob and Disapears!)

Snailian castle.

  • Madam Deces (hologram): "Expect the Sponge following tomorrow. we want him to see his friends all into procession to Arabian rich pervs as punishment of what he took from me."
  • Slimekur: "Very well, i am a pathence Snailian. I will allow your chance to, get personal revnege."
  • the hologram closes.
  • Slimekur: "Yes, the time is almost near! Just one more day, one more day! and finally, the propitcy will be forfilled! nothing can stop me!"
  • Familiar Voice: Aw ha! We caught you red heanded. Amomimus Benufactor of Slimeball!!!
  • Slimekar turns to see the louge and the high council have entered his room with Lord Shelloun looking horrified.
  • Slimekur: But how did you find me out? I was so careful! Wasn't i careful?
  • Cult members murmured.
  • Cult member: "I think thou was very careful!"
  • Lord Shelloun: I should have known you were the Amomimus Benufactor, Uncle.
  • ???: Brother, what is going on?
  • Lord Shelloun: Slimer, our uncle has been ploting against us all this time.
  • Slimer: "Wha, what?!"
  • Slimekur: "Boys, boys, this isn't what it looks like. We were, just, having a custume party! ain't that right boys?"
  • Cult member: "One of us is a girl!"
  • Slimekur: "Ok, still, this is a custume party!"
  • B.O.B.: "OH NEAT! AND I LOVE WHAT YOU DONE WITH THE PLACE! WE ACTSELLY ALMOST THOUGHT YOUR AN INSANE CULTEST THAT THINK SPONGEBOB IS A GOD OF SOME REALLY OLD PROPITCY!"
  • Evreyone: B.o.b!
  • Familar voice: You better come up with a better lie then that Amomimus Benufactor of Slimeball.
  • Spyro: Ignitus!
  • Slimekur: "Now what?"
  • Ignitus and Merlin appear.
  • Merlin: Why dont you tell your nephews the truth Slimekur. You had one of our friends while tyring to help us save Mimi and her friends killed.
  • Ignitus: And he is a bear cop named Jules.
  • Lord Shelloun: What? Uncle, you killed a bear cop so you can get your hands on the sponge god and smite those who have a negetive opinion about our kind and get me and Slimer out of the way? You..you.. murdering traitor!
  • Slimer: Brother I just remembered somthing. I think he killed our parents. I remember one of the cult members adding somthing into our parents soups when are healers werent looking.
  • Cult Member: Yeah, we poisoned those soups on your uncle's orders and he sent Slimeson and his elite guards after the god along with the villain team and Madam Deces for a million bucks, technology and an undying allicence of our people!
  • Slimekur: "GARBAGE BRAIN! (PULLS OUT A LAZER GUN AND FIRES AT THE LOUDMOUTH CULT MEMBER, REDUSING HIM TO ASH AND EYEBALLS!) IT'S SUPPOSE TO BE A SECRET!"
  • Cult Member (that has been zapped): "I'M OK!"
  • Slimekur: "And everything was going so well too! I did those things for the sake of our people! the propitcy is going to free our people and the sub-speices from the tyranty of being opressed by this era of hate apawn our kind! the god is going to make those haters see us better, or destroy them?! Our people need a stronger leader and true believer of the propity! not you two weak-kneed nefpews or your brainless parents! those weak cowards have gotten what they deserve for turning their backs on the propitcy, and making our people do the same! Nothing is gained without great sacrivices! and you all are fools for not seeing that! Do what you want with the cult members! i can alway convert more members! I AM THE ONE TRUE BELIEVER!"
  • Slimekur escapes witha very advanced and fast hover scooter!"
  • Po: "GET HIM!"
  • Shelluon: "Take the hover scooters!"
  • Shen: "Not nessersary!"
  • Shen hops on to Celestia!
  • Shen: "CELESTIA! IT'S TIME TO TAKE OFF!"
  • Spyro: Not so fast, Peacock, Im comming with you!
  • Gabumon: And your not leaving me and Agumon behind!
  • Lord Shen: "Now i know Spyro is capable of flight, but how are you two gonna keep up? you don't have wings."
  • Matt: Thats where their digivolving comes in!
  • Tai: Lets do this!
  • Agumon: AQUMON WARP-DIGIVOLE TO..... WARGREYMON!!!!
  • Gabumon: GABUMON WARP-DIGIVOLE TO..... METALGARURUMON!!!!
  • Susan: "Let's go! he's getting away!"

in the sky.

  • Slimekur was hauling on his hover scooter!
  • Slimekur: "Nothing will stop the true believer!"
  • Suddenly he turns arround to see Shen, Celesita, Spyro, Sparx, WarGreymon and MetalGarurumon acompanined by Riku mounted on Cynder along with Sora, Donald and Goofy on their own hover scooters.
  • Slimekur: "AW SLIME! no matter, i got some surprises of my own!"
  • Slimekur pushes a button, and electric probes of the thoundson came out!
  • Slimekur sped up as the probes charge!
  • Sparx: "I hate it when bad guys cheat!"
  • Spyro: WarGreymon, you and MetalGarurumon do somthing about those propes!
  • the probes get closer!
  • WarGreymon: Terra Foce!
  • MetalGarurumon: Metal Wolfclaw!
  • attacks destroys good number of probes, but still aplenty!
  • Sprax: "MAN THESE THINGS ARE ALL OVER THE PLACE!"
  • ??? Then let us help.
  • Spyro: Angemon?
  • The group turns to see Angemon and Angewomon appearing.
  • Angewomon: You go after Slimekur, we'll do the rest!
  • Shen: "Well, let's get going!

ferther away.

  • Slimekur: "My probes should hold those fools off long enough for my escape!"
  • Celestia: (While appearing with Spyro's group): You better think again!
  • Slimekur: "BLAST! MAYBE SOMETHING TOUGHER!"
  • Slimekur presses a button, and an army of snail drones on hover scooters appear!
  • Slimekur speeds off again as the Snaildrones surround.
  • Sparx: "AW NUTS!"
  • Suddenly the Snaildrones are all destroyed by the Shell Louge Squad Van driven by Marty with Alex, Po and the Penguins inside.
  • Marty: (P.A System) Did someone order an Exterminator?
  • Sparx: "HEY! becareful where you say that word in front of somehow is a bug!"
  • Skipper: (P.A) That Snailain wont get away that easy cause wait till you see our secret weapon! Kolowski, actavate the tractor beam!
  • Slimekur: (his hoover scooter is caught in the tracktor beam) No! No! No! This isnt happening!
  • Wargreymon: Terra Foce! (destroyes the scooter and Slimkaur is grabbed tightly by Ansem-Avatar Riku's Guardian and Avatar Cynder destoying all of Slimkaur's gadgets for escaping)
  • Slimekur: "Just one last trick!"
  • Slimekur presses a button on a wrest device, and Slimekur vanished!
  • Skipper: "Jumbo shrimp! He went hudini on us!"

At a far away distance

  • Slimekur reappears
  • Slimekur: Now nothing can stop the true believer!
  • Familiar Voice: Is that so?
  • Slimekaur gasps as Cella holds him at lightsaber point and the space raptors have their laser guns at him.
  • Gantu: Hold him men, If he tries to escape, blast him.
  • Slimekur: (Gasps then takes off his wrist device) I give up. I surrender. Please dont shoot me! (Puts his hands in the air)
  • Cella: "Karma really hates you today, Ammomimus Benufacteror."
  • Slimekur: "How did you know?"
  • Cell points to the elite snail guards who are in the prison ship.
  • Slimeson: Forgive me my master. I had to tell them, they were going to put sailt on me!
  • (Spyro's group and Van drivin by Marty appears)
  • Cella: Ammomimus Benufacteror, you are under arrest for crimes against the High Council, The Galactic Federation and for the Murder of Juleius G. Bear, reguardless of the fact Captain Slimeson being the one who killed him.
  • Slimekur: "You can't do this to me, i am my people's only hope for salvation against barbarian hateful tyranty!"
  • Cella: Like I told Slimeson before. Calling a preson that thinks snails arent a famous creature in the animal kingdom a barbarian is racisum.
  • The Grand Council Woman: (Via huge Screen) Well done Shell Louge Squad, you've done the Galactic council another exellent survice.
  • Slimekur: "Grand Council woman, what's the meaning of this!! the real rasisum is the whole "Snails are slimly, ugly and slow" thing! our need this god to correct this! How could the Galactic Federation side with the era of hate?!"
  • The Grand Council Woman: You have violated so many of our laws while trying to make your plan to hurt innocent lives share an opinion about a not very well liked species and using Spongebob to do it. Do you have anything to say in your defence?
  • Slimekur: Yes, I do. I was only doing this for the good of the people of slimeball. I have every right to do this to end the era of hate. I demand a trail for this!
  • Lord Shen: "A fiend like you doesn't desevre a trail."
  • The Grand Council Woman: Slimekur. I hereby have you condemed to death by the council for your crimes against Spongebob and the people of Slimeball.
  • Slimekur: What!
  • Cella: It's how it works Slimekur. You plan to become an evil tyrant who wants to destory innocent lives, you die an evil tyrant. Sorry but a villain like you dosent desevre to live. Boys, carry out the sentence.
  • Slimekur: "WHAT?! NO, WAIT!! YOU CAN'T DO THIS TO ME, I AM THE TRUE BELIEVER! I AM A RESONUSIONARY! I AM THE SPEAKER FOR THE SQUARE GOD! YOU CAN'T DO THIS TO ME!" (Alien Raptors take him into ship, and Slimekur can be heard being electrocuted to death)
  • Slimeson gulped.
  • Slimeson: "Please spare us! We were only soldiers on orders! He threaten us! We don't even believe in that primitive propitcy!"
  • Lord Shen: "You know, they are soldiers. they were only being forced into this mess by Slimekur."
  • Celestia: "But what about the Square God's choosen few cult? What's to become of them?"
  • Cella: They are going to be electrocuted to death like their master.
  • Missing Link: "Wow. Grim."
  • Gantu: Release Slimeson and his soilders boys. They where forced into this and should be allowed to go free.
  • Spyro: And you guys better make amends to Shelloun and Slimer when we get back to the castle ok?

Chapter 15: Rescued from Harrasment

Friday, the warhouse.

  • Spongebob is tied up in web.
  • Brandy, Mimi, and Fluttershy and Rarity, and the kidnapped ladies are seen in sluty dresses.
  • Spongebob: "Where's Rainbow Dash."
  • Madam Deces: "She was, briefly misplaced. but, i have, arranged a return."
  • the door was kicked open, reveling Vinny, hold Rainbow Dash as gunpoint.
  • Vinny: "Ok, lady! here's your missing horsey! (tosses Rainbow Dash across the room.) Now, give me what's coming to me!"
  • Frances: "Alcourse. (Pulls out a Small machine gun) Say "Bonjour" to Mr. Jules for me, copper."
  • Vinny: "(Gasps), Sweet baby jesus i been had!"
  • Frances gunned down Vinny to death!
  • Vinny falls down, and dies.
  • Rainbow Dash: "WHAT DID YOU KILLED HIM FOR!"
  • Madam Deces: "A preventive messure. Cops are not to be trusted. and in a way, i granted him his wish. He and Jules are reunited.... In death. By the way, You still have Ms. Stork, that waitress Flamingo who managed to escape, and Carmilia fox to capture! Now get busy!"
  • Spongebob: NO RAINBOW DASH! DONT LISTEN TO THAT SPIDER BITCH!!!
  • Madam Deces- (Spins web around SpongeBob's mouth) Don't say a word, cubed cheese! Boys, get Rainbow Trash here another collar!
  • Rainbow Dash: Forget it you spider bitch! (Bucks Frances, Mante and Ane, destroys the other collar and hurts Madam Deces)
  • Madam Deces- (Zaps Rainbow Dash down with black magic) Trust me, Rainbow one, you do NOT wanna make me angry! Now get up this instant! (Rainbow Dash gets up) Now hold still!
  • Another coller was placed.
  • Madam Deces: "This new coller won't be so easly malmitulated by a screw-driver. Also, I'm sure nothing will go wrong, because once you screw up, your head will be blown off! This collar is at level 2. So it can be detonated at the touch of a button. So don't even think about returning to the cops unless it's to kidnap Carmilita! And this time, DON'T LET ANYONE CHANGE YOUR MIND! Leave no survivors! Kill anyone you see! If even ONE person is left alive, you die! Now post haste!"
  • Rainbow Dash flew off!
  • Frances: "Madam Deces, we have not yet heard word of The Ammomimus Benufacteror. We must, assume something must of happened to him."
  • Madam Deces: "His loss. which means' this sponge is all mine to torture. I am gonna make the sponge pay for Harold's death and making Ozzie and Selina betray us!"
  • Ane: Oh miss, With all do respect it is that prehistoric ugly bird that made Ozzie and Seilena bestray us, what do we do with him?
  • Madam Deces: "They're useless without their leader. Without the sponge, they can't do a thing. Now, make yourselfs useful, and burn that cop's body!"
  • Mante: "On it!"
  • Mante holds a flamer thrower and fries Vinny's body, redusing it to ash.
  • Frances: "I hope no one was planning to marry this fool, cause it's gonna end up being a disappointment!"
  • Frances, Ane, and Mante laughed!

Meanwhile

  • Preirre, Alexandra and Archie have made it back to their cafe and are are about to cook Gary for count Vladamire.
  • Gary (looking at Pierre with tears in his eyes) Meow.
  • Preirre: Dont look at me like that!
  • Archy: "The creature can't help being sad! you used the law to force him to surrender his pet!"
  • Pierre: "Well that piece of cheese should've been a bet-ter pet owner."
  • Alexsandra was silent.
  • Pierre: "Now, Archy, get the boiling hot water ready."
  • Archy sighed sadly.
  • Archy: "Oui, Monssour."
  • Archy went to get it.
  • Pierre puts sunglasses on Gary.
  • Pierre: "There, now you can't get to me if you look cool about this! Look, being made into escargot won't be so bad! aside from salt, boiling water, and, death. then your corpse getting eaten by Count Vladamer, you would at least die for a cause! to save my restaurent, from being shut down, by a bad review! and helped me honor my father and family name of Salas! In fact, i already made you a pladge! (shows a pladge with Gary's picture) in memory of the snail who saved Pierre's career! What do you think?"
  • Gary: (Hisses) REOWR!
  • Pierre: (Takes out salt, and Gary quivers in fear) Don't you gimme that look, snail merde! (French: shit!) You're NOT SEEING YOUR OWNER AGAIN! EVER! (Gary's eyes tear up, and the tears cause the glasses to slip off, and Gary begins crying)...(Pierre looks at Gary, and then eyes water, but he tries fighting it) NO! Don't you dare try to persuade me!
  • Alexsandra quietly stops Archy from getting in the boiling water, and points to what is going on with Pierre.
  • Archy and Alexsandra slyly and smugly smiled.
  • Pierre: "Look, it is out of my hands! I can't afford to get this place a bad review! i failed too many times to let this restaurent fail! please, please do this for me!"
  • Gary: (Sees Archy and Alexandra do gestures to signal him to use doggy eyes, and Gary does)
  • Pierre: I don't care how big your eyes get, snail, ça ne va pas vers le bas! (French: It's not going down!)
  • Alexsandra and Archy posed like they are panting!
  • Gary sees them and he does the panting.
  • Pierre: "Oh no! what are you, a snail who thinks he's a cat, or a snail who thinks he's a dog?!"
  • Gary begins to do a cute little puppy whine while Alexandra and Archy quietly say "awwww".
  • Pierre bites his fist!
  • Pierre: "Exquse me, while i, freshen up in ze latreen! That means bathroom!"
  • Pierre makes a run for it into the staff bathroom!

bathroom.

  • Pierre: "What is wrong with me?! i never let a snail's begging get to me before! am i going ill?"
  • Pierre exsamins his eye, then tongue.
  • Pierre: "The name of Scatle blue is happining!"
  • ???: Your falling for that poor snails desire to go home.
  • Pierre: "Am i going insane?!"
  • ???: No your not silly. That snail is touching your heart melting the coldness within it.
  • Pierre: "Ok, wiseguy, who are you?"
  • Suddenly an angel version of Pierre appears on his right soulder.
  • Pierre: "Huh? A mini me in a robe?"
  • ???: "HOLD IT YOU BAFFOON!"
  • A devil verson of Pierre appeared.
  • Devil Pierre: "He is trying to lead down the le path of rihtiousness, and being broke AND A DISGRACE! Listen to me, and you'll become rich, and honor ze family name, no? Ho-ho-ho!"
  • Angel P: Oh, come off it!
  • Devil P: YOU come off it!
  • Angel: You!
  • Devil: You!
  • Angel: You!
  • Devil: You infinity!
  • Angel: You infinity times two!
  • Devil: You infinity times a million!
  • Angel: You infinity to the infinitieth power!
  • Devil: You infinity and beyond! (Angel groans)
  • Devil P: "Listen to me, if you listen to this gay fool who plays that sissy music thingy, Vladamer will have your restaurent close down!"
  • Angel P: We've been through this Devil P. This is a harp and you know it!
  • Devil P: Alright, that's a harp...and that's a dress!
  • Angel P: ROBE!
  • Devil P: "Listen to me, You never cave in to a snail before! they have no rights! they're nothing but slimy, ugly, slow creatures! and that idiot owner should've been more respondsable!!"
  • Pierre: You know, I want to save my career and earn the respect of my family back. But I'm about to make a huge mistake I'll regreat doing. So, that sponge really is a responsible owner and I should do the right thing.
  • Devil P: "NO NO NO, YOU BAFFOON! DON'T CAVE IN TO THAT PITYFULL CREATURE!YOUR FAMILIY'S HONOR AND THE ROAD TO FAME IS AT THE STAKES! IMPRESSING COUNT VLADAMER IS TOO IMPOURENT!"
  • Angel P: OH WILL YOU JUST SHUUUDUUUUPPP!!!! (Gets out a gun and shoots at Devil P)
  • Pierre: "But, your a little angel! you aren't suppose to resort to volience!"
  • Angel P: "Relax, these are rubber bullets! if anything, they're for shutting the mini devils up."
  • Pierre: "Look! my desidion is made. So, tecnecly, you guys should, begone, or whatever is nessersary for you 2 to leave."
  • Angel P vanishes.
  • Devil P: "You make me sick."
  • Devil P vanishes.

kithon.

  • Archy: "He's been there for quite some time."
  • Alexsandra: "I hope Pierre didn't get his foot stuck again like last time."

5 days earlier.

  • Pierre: "ALEXSANDRA! ARCHY! ME FOOT! HE IS STUCK!"
  • Archie: Did you get your foot stuck in le toilet again, boss?
  • Pierre: "What do you think?"

present

  • Archy: "We had to pay a rhino to rip the toilet out of it's stockings just to get his foot out. The money needed to repairs."
  • Alexsandra: "So glad that happened off camera."
  • Pierre: (Coming out of the washrooms) Guys, I'm gonna do the right thing and return the snail back to his owner.
  • Archy: "Great sir! but, what about Mr. Vladamer?"
  • Pierre: "We have plenty of snails to win him over!"

restaurent lobby.

  • Pierre: "We just have to to get this snail out of here, before- (crashes into something, and falls down.) watch where you are going you big ba (gasps! croacks!) Monsuouer Vladamer!"
  • Count Vladamer: "Mr. Pierre i presume. (sees Gary), Oh my, that's a pretty big snail, Pierre. where did you find this?"
  • Pierre: "Uh.... Le trash?"
  • Count Vladamer: "...... Good enough. I'm a vulture, i'm nateroly ammued to nasty desises our kind eats from dead bodies. I think i hand handle something from the garbage."
  • Pierre wimpers.
  • Count Vladamer: "What are you blubbering about, you weakling?"
  • Pierre: "Oh, un, nothing!"
  • Count Vladamer: "Good. now, prepare my snail, or i'll have this place shut down, make it forbidden for you to ever have a restaurent ever again, and make you servents work for me! if i am not satisfived, Pierre, you will shame your father, your mother, your family, your cooking mates, your teacher, even, the great Gousthou himself. you are already a convevertsal chef with your, cannibalisum accsident with the rats, must we go worser. Do i make myself (stranges Pierre) CLEAR?!"
  • Pierre (being choaked) "CLEAR! PRETTY CLEAR!"
  • Vladamer lets go.
  • Count Vladamer: "Good. Waitress, my sit."
  • Alexsandra makes an angry face.
  • Alexsandra: "Right this way, (angry sounding), sir."

Warhouse.

  • Octavio: "Madam, the arabian richmen are arriving!"
  • Madam Deces: "Good, but i hope the Rainbow one is doing my bidding."

Ms. Stork's house.

  • Carmilita: "Is this Ms. Stork's house?"
  • Jaq: "According to Brett and Nigel, yes. Let me do the talking, missus fox."
  • Jaq knocks on the door.
  • Jaq: "Missus Stork?"
  • the door opens like magic.
  • ???: "Come in... I been waiting."
  • Jaq: "She, knew we were coming?"
  • Carmilita: "Well, there had been rumors she's been practicing light magic."
  • Jaq: "I suppose we're suppose to go in?"
  • Chris Suddenly appears with some two special guns.
  • Chris: Hey guys, I got James home safe and sound. And I picked up those specail weapons you asked for from the lab boys!
  • Jaq: "Do they have exsactly what i asked for? All the spiecal attachments?"
  • Chris: Yep, the first gun is made outta that slavery coller on Rainbow Dash. It has the power to disaple and free Rainbow Dash from the next new coller that won't be so easly malmitulated by a screw-driver incase that crazy bitch Madam Deces gets any ideas of using and manipulating her again.
  • Carmalita: And the other one?
  • Jaq: Thats why we're here to see Ms. Stork. The other gun is our key to taking down and ending Madam Deces' life for good!
  • the cops enter the house.
  • Chris: "Wait! where's Vinny?"
  • Familier voice: Right Here!
  • The Cops gasp and see Jules and Vinny reappear as ghosts.
  • Jules: You guys aint getting rid of us that easy.
  • Carmalita: Vinny, your a ghost. How did you...
  • Vinny: (Crying) I'm so sorry, Carmalita! (Sobs) I let you down!
  • Carmalita: What are you talking about, Vinny Ghost?
  • Jules: It appears he made a deal with Madam Deces to bring me back to life by kidnapping Rainbow Dash. But he was betrayed and killed by Frances Le Flour, gangsa sytile.
  • All: WHAT?!?
  • Carmalita: Vinny, how could you?
  • Vinny: "I WAS DEPRESSED! AND THAT, WITCH PROMISED ME JULES, BUT THEN THAT TWERP SNAKE GUNNED ME DOWN! AND WHAT'S WORSE, THAT MANTIS BURNED DOWN MY BOD!"
  • Jules: "You know, i can't help but feel we were taken from this world too damn soon! i haven't even met a girl of my own yet!"
  • Vinny: "Say, do you think it could be possable if Ms. Stork restore our bods?"
  • ???: "Please, come in, and i have something grand in store for the spirit ones."
  • Jules: "Sounds good enough for me."
  • they venture to the house.
  • ???: "Come into my room, and my santuary."
  • Jaq: "Santuary? Well, light magic wizards tend to be very realigus about the light."
  • Palmon: "Hey, i am just saying something here, but, maybe Ms. Stork could help us with our problems."
  • the door to her room opens wide!
  • ???: "Come in."
  • Chris: Wait a minute what if its a trap?
  • Suddenly a beautiful Stork appears.
  • Mrs. Stork: Oh no, I'm not like that awful Madam Deces.
  • Chris: "Oh yeah. Forgot. Your a "light" magic user. silly monkey."
  • Carimilia: "I hope it's not in bad taste, but, we came to ask about your, exspearience with Madam Deces."
  • Jaq: "More impourently, why have you suddenly gotten into the practive of magic."
  • Mrs. Stork: Ah, yes. Madam Deces was a pawn to Maleficent herself. Me? I was once her trusted friend once. That is before she turned to darkness. She was a good friend, too. We went to the same magic school.

Flashback

  • (Ms. Stork): "But then, she started to get upset from getting actsidently stepped on all the time due to her former, naterol small size. she was deserate into finding a size enlarger spell, but the masters forbidden it due to her still learning level. then, at the dead of night, she was having secret meetings with Maleficent herself, and taught her all forms of darker magic. even, a more twisted verson of an enlarger spell. Deces used the spell on herself... but it had a price. It also mutanted her, and granted her a sadist personally, and she became prone to betray those unless they are to become a periment use, or if they share her evil nature. Madam Deces saw no ferther worth to join Maleficent with the villain leage, but merely left her out of respect for making her like this. She then summoned demons apawn the shcool, and sought to control it. but the masters defeated them before Deces can go any ferther. Deces vanished before the masters can catch her. i felt, betrayed by this. i began to fell into depression for quite awhile.... Years later, i came to Paris to ferther my magic more in private practices. then, there was a knock on my door. It was my old friend, Selina. she said she met this charming snake by the name of Frances Le Flour, a reknown fastion model maniger and clothe designer, and we were selected by him to attend. little did we realised, it was all a lie. they did, horrorable things to us. Selina was the one always defient! she proved greatly strong against them! but Deces came, and did something to Selina to, not make her herself again. she became a different bird. She also corrupted a poor traveling Sales weasel named Ozzie, along with his entoruage. then, one day, the mussle of the group, An alligater named Brett, along with a not so much corrupted weasel named Nigel, couldn't stand my suffering anymore. they busted me out, and, i can never forget their kindness. though they do have askew morals, i knew they was nothing like Deces or Frances."

reality

  • Ms. Stork: "So you see, Madam Deces is a corrupting influence. If Rainbow Dash has ever been defienct, she has only sealed herself as, another pawn for her to use. and now, she has made her resume her bidding. but fortunenatly, i have a plan on where we can trap her and destroy the coller."
  • Jaq: "Well, be better act fast."

outside.

  • Rainbow Dash lands on the roof.
  • Rainbow Dash: "I... I can't believe i'm doing this... But it's for my friends.... and a tecnecal sense, my own life as well."
  • Rainbow Dash flew up, and busted in through the window.
  • Rainbow Dash sees nothing but an empty room.
  • Rainbow Dash: "No one's home. HORSEFEATHERS! Oh well. there's there's still that waitress who escaped and Carmiilia Fox."

In the Police Car

  • Jaq: So, Mrs Stork. To you think you can add some of your magic into our second specail gun that could help us kill Deces for good?
  • Ms. Stork: "Please understand i am, relucent to think such a thought. I known Deces from when we were children. it's hard for me to, think of such an idea."
  • Carmalita: I understand that Ms Stork.
  • Chris: Well that settles it then. Those poor girls, Mimi and her friends are doomed!
  • Mrs Stork: But I can lend you the power that will disable her dark magic forever and return her to her actual size to your weapon.
  • Chris: "I take back the previous statement."
  • Jules: Well, what about me and Vinny?
  • Ms. Stork: "I have some friends to help me with that."

somehwere in the city.

  • Selina: "MAN THIS BEAR IS HEAVY!"
  • Ozzie: "You wanna know something else? the mysterious guy within the ranks of Deces didn't say who he was. But he did had red tenticales. but i still can't put my finger on it. But he gave me a jar of bloody deer ashes for some reason."
  • Selina: "OH SHUT UP, PUT THE ASHES JAR IN YOUR POCKET, AND HELP ME WITH THIS FAT BEAR!"
  • Ozzie: "Oh bloody fine!"
  • Ozzie tries to help!
  • Selina: "D'OH, THE EPISODE WILL END BY THE TIME GET GET TO MS. STORK!"
  • Suddenly they hear a gun cocking!
  • Jaq: Stay where you are you two!
  • Ozzie: Hold your bloody fire, we're good guys now!
  • Jaq: "And i'm the king of Swisterland!"
  • Ozzie: "Oh, a pleasure meeting you your majusty."
  • Selina and Ozzie laughed!
  • Selina: "Nice."
  • Ozzie: "Thank you."
  • Mrs Stork: Now then. Ozzie, Selina. Do you two have what I need to bring Vinny and Jules back from the dead?
  • Ozzie: Yes, Mis Stork but it really wasent easy. This was one fatass bear!
  • Jaq: "WHAT!? THOSE TWO ARE YOUR FRIENDS?! I CAN'T BELIEVE THIS! YOUR A TRAITER, MISSUS STORK! I AM PLACING YOU UNDER ARREST FOR ASSUISATING WITH-"
  • Rainbow Dash stomp-lands on Jaq, killing him instenely!
  • Rainbow Dash: "There you are, Ms. Stork!
  • Ozzie: "Oh crud!"
  • Selina: "(Gulp)."
  • Rainbow Dash: "Hey, you 2 jerks! either help me, or do i have to kill you for wasting my time, cause saving my friends matters now, and nothing else!"
  • Ozzie: "Is, that why you just slaughtered that cop?"
  • Selina: "Uh, you see, we're not, bad guys anymore. uh, an ugly prehistoric bird made us see the light. Madam Deces is not worth serving anymore."
  • Ozzie: "And he had a jolly good sing-along with him he did."
  • Rainbow Dash: "Then you 2 fools are fair game! i'll have fun making you monsters pay for what you did to my friends!"
  • Ozzie: "Oh bloody ell. RUN!"
  • Selina and Ozzie made a run for it!
  • Rainbow Dash was at fast persuit!
  • Ozzie: "WE'RE DEAD! WE'RE DEAD! WE'RE DEAD!"
  • Selina: "IF ONLY WE DIDN'T MADE A BAD IMPRESSION!"
  • Ozzie: "OH LIKE WE HAD A BLOODY CHOICE!!!"
  • Suddenly Jaq now as a ghost reappears.
  • Jules: Bet you didnt see that one coming right man?
  • Jaq: "I will destroy Ms. Stork for her betray! i don't care what it takes! i will destroy her!"
  • Jaq charges at Ms. Stork!
  • Jules: "Aw snap! Jacky went crazy!"
  • Vinny: "Intervention?"
  • Jule: Hell yeah!
  • Jules and Vinny quick Grab and pin down Jaq!
  • Jaq pushed them away!
  • Vinny and Jules slamed in the wall!
  • Vinny: "So much for ghosts can go through walls."
  • Jules: "It doesn't help that offitcals ghost-proof the place with that new anti-ghost sprey."
  • Jaq charged after Ms. Stork again!
  • Ms. Stork: "Jaq please! listen to reason!"
  • Jaq: "NO! YOUR A TRAITER! YHOSE TWO TORTURED WOMAN! YOU ARE A TRAITER TO MODERN SOCITY! YOU MUST PAY WITH YOUR BLOOD!"
  • Ms. Stork: "Please, before it's too late!"
  • Jaq: "Nothing you can do will save you now!"
  • Ms. Stork: "You don't understand! i have a book the defences me from vengeful spirits called the "Book of Mysterisum", and it will consume you if you stay on this, path of vengence!"
  • Jaq: "LIAR! EVERYTHING YOU SAID WAS A LIE! YOU BETRAYED THE LAW! YOU BETRAYED THE LIGHT! AND NOW, YOU MUST DIE FOR IT! I WON'T REST UNTIL YOU LIE ON THE FLOOR, BLEEDING INTERNALLY, AND REGULAR BLEEDING! THEN I WILL DESTROY YOUR SOUL! AND THEN-"
  • ???: "Necto veradda necto."
  • Jaq: "Wha?"
  • Jaq looks at a flouting book with a skull imprinted to it.
  • Jaq: "WHA!"
  • Book of Mysterisum: "Evil spirits must be put to rest. I welcome you into the realm of spirits!"
  • Book of Mysterisum opens, and skelikal hands reach out and grabs Jaq!
  • Jaq: "NO! NO! LET ME GO! NO! NO! NOOOOOOOOO!"
  • Chris: We gotta save Jaq or his gonna be gone forever!
  • Cramalita: We'll take care of Rainbow Dash later!
  • Chris: LATER?!? But Ozzie and Selina will be dead by then! We gotta help her NOW!
  • Carmalita: (Sighs) Fine! Since you're the one with the collar gun, you go after Rainbow Dash, and make sure that both of them are alive. I'll handle this one!
  • Palmon: "WAIT! I THINK I UNDERSTAND WHAT'S REALLY GOING ON! Ms. Stork friends are Ozzie and Selina, but not in the way Jaq thinks! Selina and Ozzie said that a Prehistoric bird made them see the light! That is Icky! Ozzie and Selina are good now! it's Jaq who's the real traiter for not listening to reason!"
  • Chris: "Palmon's right! Jaq deserves to be book food!"
  • Carmalita: That maybe true but a good Officer never leaves his or her comrade behind.
  • Jaq: (While struggeling with the Book of Mysterisum) Guys! Please help me! I'm sorry! I am so very sorry!
  • Carmalita: Mrs Stork is their somthing we can do to stop that thing and save Jaq?
  • Ms. Stork: "The book of mysterisum is only doing this because it thinks Jaq is a threat. Let me reason with it."
  • Ms Stork walks torwords the Book of Mysterisum.
  • Ms. Stork: "(Speaking in an anicent, dead languise.)"
  • Book of Mysterisum: "(Replies in same languise, and let goes of Jaq.)"
  • Jaq: "Oh god.... I really must learn to think before i act. My apologies, Miss Stork. your, uh, "friends", aren't very popular with the police force."
  • Mrs Stork: I understand. But dont you think we should stop Rainbow Dash from making the biggest mistake of her life and restore you, Vinny and Jules to your bodies?
  • Jaq: "But ofcourse."
  • Rainbow Dash: (Still chasing Ozzie and Selina) COME HERE YOU SONS OF BITCHES!
  • Ozzie: NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO!
  • Chris: RAINBOW DASH, STOP! (Fires collar gun, and it zaps the collar off of Rainbow Dash)
  • Rainbow Dash: (Pants in relief) I...I'm free! I'M FREE! Finally, now I can stop doing favors for that spider ass!
  • Chris: Rainbow Dash, are you okay?
  • Rainbow Dash: Yeah, I'm fine. Just a little dazed off, but I'm fine!
  • Chris: Oh Great. But we still got more stuff to worry about.
  • Carmalita: Yes, and thats restoring Jaq, Jules and Vinny to their bodies, saving your friends and put an end to that spider witch's rein of terror once and for all.
  • Mrs Stork: Then I better commence the resurrection ritual immediately.
  • Jaq: Please do Mrs Stork. And Ozzie and Selina, Thanks for bringing Jules' body and Vinny's ashes. and, sorry fo not knowing better, it's been, a very rough few days.
  • Ozzie: Your Welcome, mate.
  • Selina: Yep. Glad we could help.
  • Palamon: Hey, I wonder how Kairi is doing since we're gone?

The Temple

  • The invited party guests had finnished watching the feature of Kairi's memories with Gary and Kairi was crying with tears of joy in her eyes.

the warehouse.

  • Madam Deces stood there angry.
  • Frances: "What is ze matter, Madam Deces? the richmen are coming soon, we are going to make a fortune, and we have contained that sponge for our personal torture plesure. what could be le problem?"
  • Madam Deces: Rainbow Dash has been freed AGAIN thanks to my old rival, Ms. Stork.
  • Frances: You mean the wife of that stork who delivers babies?
  • Madam Deces: Something like that. But no matter. We don't need Rainbow Dash anymore. Not as long as I have hostages to protect me from those cops.
  • SpongeBob: (Muffled with web still around his mouth)
  • Madam Deces: You can scream all you want, SpongeBoob, no one will hear you. Nothing can stop me now!...(Nothing happens) Well, that's odd. Usually on cartoons like this, Karma acts every time those words come out of a character's mouth, but everything seems okay as-- (BOOM) What the deuce? (Sees the Patty Wagon 2, and SpongeBob's group comes in)
  • Spike: Whew! Thank goodness we found her! We've been driving around in circles for who knows how long.
  • Patrick: Yeah!
  • Twilight: Alright, Madam Deces! You've gone too far this time! Surrender the sponge, free our friends, and nobody gets hurt.
  • Madam Deces: (Scoffs and laughs) (Dubbed as Maleficent) You poor simple fools! You think you can defeat me? NAY! The second best mistress of all evil!
  • Twilight: Well, I'll have you know that we've defeated villains far worse than you and Maleficent!
  • Madam Deces: "Well, be prepared to be unplesently surprised!"
  • Madam Deces summons demons and has them surround Spongebob's group!
  • Spike: "This could've worked out better then planned."
  • Frances: "Madam Deces, the arabian richmen have arrived. should i let them in."
  • Madam Deces: "By all means. i'll be abit busy... (looks at Spongebob's group) with lunch."
  • Icky: "Uh, please tell me your eating giantic flies."
  • Madam Deces: "(Laughs), well, tell me ugly one, do SEE any giant flies around here?"
  • Icky: "Uh, nope."
  • Timon: "WHAT HORRAD IRONY! EATEN BY A BUG!"
  • Madam Deces: "I am a spider! by tecnecal means it means i am an aratned!"
  • Patrick: "I thought you said you were a spider."
  • Sly: Not helping Patrick!
  • Spike: Well guys, I never thought I end up dying like this.
  • Twilight: I know, we were so close to saving Spongebob, Mimi and Brandy, Rarity, Rainbow Dash and Fluttershy.
  • Madam Deces: Oh and Prehistoric one, I hope your Emperor pays for your tombstone when I'm done with you.
  • Icky: "Look, you don't wanna eat us! we just had... bean burritos for lunch! you would have gas for days! real bad for your pevvy, arabian custamers!"
  • Ane: "He does have a good point."
  • Madam Deces: "No problem. Spiders can't fart."
  • Icky: "Crud monkeys! uh, we have.... Intestional parasites!"
  • Madam Deces: "Noting a self cleansing spell wouldn't fix."
  • Icky: "Uh.... One of us went?"
  • Madam Deces: "I had worse."
  • Icky: "Uh..... I got nothing."
  • An arabian richmen scorpian: "Ah, i like this purple horse! (grabs Twilight), Such good features! and that butt! (slaps Twilight in the butt!) such a nice ass! I will pay a good sum of my money for this!"
  • Madam Deces: "How unexpected, but doable! Frances, have the purple one properly ready!"
  • Frances: "But alcourse."
  • Frances grabs Twilight and slithers off!
  • Madam Deces: "My desire for money over-comes me. (shoots web to trap Spongebob's group) so i will deal with you twats later. I have an auction to run."

(this song plays)

The_Real_Ludmilla_-_Catherine_O'Hara

The Real Ludmilla - Catherine O'Hara

  • The Inerpol Group arrive at Deces Warehouse with Rainbow Dash leading the way.
  • Palamon: Well, here we are.
  • Chris: Mrs Stork got Jaq, Jules and Vinny back to the living word off camera folks.

warehouse.

  • Dungbeetle: "I want to buy the human girl for my son! i called prior dibs for 4000$"
  • Madam Deces picks up Mimi, and hands her over to The dungbeetle, and revices a hug bag of money from it!
  • Arabian crocidile: "I want the yellow horse for 6000$!"
  • Hippo: "I top that by 7000$"
  • Crocidile: "8000$"
  • Hippo: "Damn! a few bucks short!"
  • Crocadile gets Fluttershy!
  • Crocadile: "How's about a kiss, you little yellow babe?"
  • Fluttershy wimpers
  • Scorpain: "I alread called dibs on the purple house with 10000$, and six pieces of gold bars!"
  • Scorpian gets Twilight!
  • Scorpian: "So, baby, what do you i say i buy you dinner, and i get a back messave from it!"
  • A Pitbull arabian: "I want the white horse! but not for sexual purposes! for the reasons that she'll make a fine mule for my sultfer mines!"
  • Madam Deces: "For what price?"
  • Pitbull: "The biggest bar of gold i brought!"
  • Deces takes the bar of gold and gets Rarity!
  • Pitbull: "I hope for my sake you know how to work sulfer, white mule!"
  • a slug sultan: "I will pay a pile of golden coins for all the rest! i brought a truckload!"
  • Madam Deces picks up the truck, and hands over Brandy and the kidnapped woman.
  • Brandy: "NO WAY AM I BEING SOLD TO A SLUG!'
  • Victoria: "What a sad way for my career."
  • Mas-sal: "Now will you fools realise that it's all that rainbow horse's fault we are to be subugated to be sex slaves to that slug!"
  • Slug: "Don't worry, i know how to treat women! (chuckles), you learn to love my slime before you know it!"
  • Madam Deces counts the money, as Fluttershy wimpers ad the crocadile imapproitaely kisses her, the Pitbull whips Rarity, the Scorpian tries to force Twilight into kissing him, and Brandy, and the woman are chained to the slug sultan.
  • Dungbeetle sultan: "May i introduse, my son."
  • the Dung Beetle price was, surprisingly handsome for a son of a tyrant.
  • Mimi: "WOW! I GOT THE BEST OF THIS!"
  • Dung Beetle prince: "My dearest Mimi. My father plans to retire as king soon from Dungmania, and he wants me to take over. and he said i will be allowed to be a good ruler, because the kingdom by then will no longer be his concern. come with me, miss Mimi, and we will fix what my father placed apawn the kingdom, and you will be a great queen!"
  • Mimi: "A queen!!!
  • Dung Beetle prince: "Alcourse! we will be happy togather! oh so very happy!"
  • Mimi: "Oh my stars! this the happiest moment of my- wait, you washed your mouth, right?"
  • Dung Beetle prince: "Yes. unlike most of my people, i am very hypoengerjenic, i always washed after meals."
  • Mimi: "OH THIS THE MOST HAPPIEST MOMENT OF MY LIFE!"
  • Dung Beetle prince: "And nothing will ruin this moment! i mean, not unless i was suddenly shot in the hea-"
  • Suddenly the Dung Beetle Prince and hs father where picked off by Jaq (Now alive again) with a silencer-equipped gun while he, Carmalita, Palamon, Mrs Stork, Chris, Jules and Vinny (Now Alive again too) And the Entire Inerpol Force enter the Warehouse.
  • Jaq: Too Bad none of you pervvy arabians wont get outta this alive!
  • Slug sultan: "Guards! Guards!"
  • Rhino and Elephant guards charged!
  • The Pitbull arabian grabs Rarity and makes a run for it!
  • the Crocadile Arabian grabs Fluttershy and hides somewhere!
  • the Scorpain arabian grabs Twilight, and Taranchula hawk wasps grab them both and flew away, escaping!
  • the Hippo arabian panics and gives up!
  • a bunch of rat arabians, jackel arabians, and rattle snake arabians don guns and arabian swards!
  • Frances, Mante, and Ane hide it out!
  • Madam Deces vanishes into the darkness!
  • Rainbow Dash: "Hey guys! (zips torwords Spongebob's group) don't worry, i am gonna get you out!"
  • Icky: Thanks Dashie. Can I ask a favor of you?
  • Rainbow Dash: "What?"
  • Icky: "HEADS UP!"
  • An Arabian Rhino tries to attack Rainbow Dash, but suddenly, Octavio smacks the guard away!
  • Rainbow Dash: "YOU?!"
  • Octavio: "Do not be alarm! Octavious, undercover cop of interpol! Jaq hired me to spy on Deces! i am sorry if i had to do things to earn Deces' and Frances' trust, it was nessersary for my mission!"
  • Jaq: Well thats all of them guys. But the purverts got away with the captives and Deces is gone.
  • Inerpol Comissioner: Well then its time to tear this warehouse apart, rescue those kidnapped women and find out where that crazy spider witch and her cohords are cowering!
  • Mimi: "MY PRINCE! NO!"
  • Dung Beetle Prince: "How sad... our romance, cut short before it can truely start. though Dungmainia is free of my father's arraigance, it, it will never have the pleasure of, having a good sultan, and beautiful queen. please know, i never supported what my father did to bring us togather, in fact, tried to to talked him out of it. now, look where his arrangances has lead him. if only he listened. I am just sorry, i didn't get to say my name. (coughs)"
  • Mimi: "NO! PLEASE DON'T DIE ON ME! (LOOKS AT JAQ) HOW COULD YOU DO THIS TO ME! HE WAS NOTHING LIKE HIS FATHER OR THOSE OTHER ARABIANS!"
  • Dung Beetle Prince: "Mimi, please know.... I am glad the last thing i see... is you... (coughs volently, gags, and dies.)"
  • Jules: "Aw way to casue an international insodent!"
  • Jaq: "I, didn't know, ok?!"
  • Icky: "Ya just killed a nation's future leader, ya dumb platapunk!"
  • Jaq: "But, i thought he was like the other Arabian perverts, i didn't think he was a good one!"
  • Chris: "We should've let you get eaten by a book!"
  • Jaq: "I'm sorry. i am willng to accept punishments by international affers."
  • Iago: Ok but still, a Human in love with an incect is a little bid messed up.
  • Mimi: "SHUT UP! I AM NEVER GONNA FORGIVE ANY OF YOU FOR AS LONG AS I LIVE!"
  • Icky knocks her out with a frying pan!
  • Mimi was unconjustus.
  • Evreyone: ICKY!!!
  • Icky: "Sorry, had to be done. We'll have to erase her memory of that beetle prince. We also need to fix that "a nation with no leader" problem."
  • Mrs Stork: Leave this to me. I'll bring that beetle prince back from the dead but you'll have to erase his memory of Mimi cause he'll have to marry a female of his kind.
  • Jaq: I could have plan that better my self.
  • Patrick: Wait a minute! Wheres Spongebob?!?

outskirts.

  • Madam Deces was with the escaped Arabian richmen!
  • Madam Deces: "We must split up!"
  • they splitted up!

one direction!

  • Arabian Pitbull still has Rarity!
  • Pitbull: "Once i get to my hover car, we will escape to Arabia, and your new home will be the sulfer mines!"
  • Rarity: (Angerly bucks the pitbull) You sir are the most pervvy and worst Arabian I have ever met! You remind me of those daimond dogs who are a royal pain!
  • Pitbull: "You disrespectful mule!"
  • Pitbull pulls out arabian sword and charges!
  • But Rarity bucks him and sends him flying letting out a goofy holler in the procress.
  • Rarity: Ha! Take that you ruffian!

in the sky.

  • The arabian scorpian was seen still having Twilight in his procession, carried by the Taranchula wasps
  • Scorpian: "YOU ARE ALL MINE, PURPLE HOUSE! MINE, AND NO OTHER!!"
  • Twilight: As Shenzi would say, I dont think so! (Her keyblade materializes)
  • Scorpian: "WHAT THE?!"
  • Twilight hits the scorpion. Sending him flying and another goofy holler is heard.
  • Twilight: I am Twilight Sparkle, one of Princess Celestia's top favorite studens, Barriar of the Element of Magic and one of the Fourteen Guardians of Light. And dont you forget that! Wait a minute! i am still in the sk- (falls down) AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH"
  • Murry Catches Twilight in time.

the docks.

  • Crocadile arabian runs torwords the docks with Fluttershy as his captive.
  • Crocadile: "We will soon live happly togather, my little pony! all it will take is a very long swin to Arabia, and you will be my wife!"
  • Fluttershy brakes down crying!
  • Crocadile: "Stop crying! you gonna attract attention! YOU ARE GONNA BE MY WIFE AND LIKE IT YOU LITTLE PONY!"
  • Fluttershy continues crying her heart out.
  • the Arabian crocadile slams Fluttershy into the ground and started to punch Fluttershy until she stops crying!
  • Crocadile: "Now will you stop that and accept what fate has brought apawn you!?"
  • Suddenly Rainbow Dash appears and grabs the arabian crocodile.
  • Rainbow Dash: Ok, you oversized manpurse, Say hallo to the sonic rainboom!
  • Crocadile: "Let me go you blasted horse!"
  • Rainbow Dash: Oh I dont think so! Nobody and I really mean nobody messes with my best friend, Fluttershy! Now I'm gonna teach you a lesson for hurting her!
  • Crocadile: "No one disrespects me or threaten me, and lives to tell about it!"
  • the croc pulls out a knife!
  • The croc's hand is shot and his knife falls in the water.
  • Chris (who shot the croc's hand): You mess with Fluttershy and Dashie, you mess with me. Ok Dashie, do your sonic rainboom thing!
  • Crocadile: "NO PLEASE! I SURRENDER!"
  • Chris: Good answer man. (Handcuffs the Croc) Your under arrest.
  • Rainbow Dash (coming over to the still crying Fluttershy): Fluttershy, are you ok?
  • Fluttershy: "I wanna go home!"
  • Rainbow Dash: "At least your safe.... Hey, where's Brandy and those other ladies!"

in an airship.

  • An Arabian ape guard: "Good news sir, we were able to escape just in time."
  • Sultan slug: "Now ladies, you are all mine, mine, mine!"
  • Sultan Slug drags Mas-sal, Brandy, and Victoria closer to him.
  • Sultan Slug: "You are money well spent!"
  • Suddenly The Sultan Slug and his guards are all grabbed by Octavio while Jaq, Icky, Vinny and Jules arrive on the scene.
  • Mas-sal: "Good! your here! i trust that Rainbow horse has been arrested as well! if so may i request to have her exicuted!"
  • Icky: "Whoa, whoa, whoa! what the heck's your fizz lady!"
  • Mas-sal: "It's because she shot and possably killed my husband! i want the Rainbow Horse dead for this! and nothing is never gonna change my mi-"
  • the Arabian Scorpian and Pitbull crash land on Mas-sal!
  • Pitbull: "I hate that mule."
  • Scorpian: "All my dreams, foiled!"
  • the scorpian's tail is shown stinging Mas-sal's nose!
  • Mas-sal is quickly getting sick.
  • Icky: "Uh, what up with the bitchy cheetah? she looks, pale."
  • Jaq: I got a safe bet that the scorpion's tail in her nose is responsible.
  • Jaq gently picks the tail off of Mas-sal's nose.
  • Mas-sal was voliently coughing as her mouth bleeded.
  • Vinny: Man this dont look to good.
  • Jules: Wheres James when you need him, man?
  • Jaq: "Damn! we had to send him home because you got killed by Space Snails, Jules."
  • Mas-sal begins exhaling heavly.
  • Icky: Well, she's gonna die!
  • Brandy: "Well that's what she gets for being so cruel to Rainbow Dash! all she did was being mean and resentful! i don't care if she is some, embessy woman! i say let her rot!"
  • Icky: "Wow, that was cold, even for your standerds."
  • Brandy: "Exquse me?"
  • Icky: Nothing!
  • Familair Voice: Necto veradda necto!
  • Icky: (Sees the Book of Mysterisum appear) "Am i seeing things, or is that a book with a skull on the cover?"
  • Jules: Oh Dang!.
  • Book of Mysterisum: Evil, cruel, mean and stubborn spirits must be put to rest. When this cheetah's ghost appears when she dies, she will be welcomed into the Spirit Realm.
  • Mas-sal dies, and her spirit comes out.
  • Mas-sal: "I'm a ghost! curse that rainbow horse for thi-"
  • Jaq: "No wait!"
  • Icky: Why, whats gonna happen here?
  • Book of Mysterisum opens and skelikal hands grabs Mas-sal's spirit!
  • Icky: "JESUS!"
  • Jaq: "Oh dear no!"
  • Brandy: "WHAT IN THE!"
  • Mas-sal begins to struggle, but is clearly getting sucked in!
  • Icky: "Ok, anyone knows how to reason with a ghost eating book?"
  • Mrs Stork: (appearing) Its too late now.
  • Icky: And who might you be, miss light magic sorceress?
  • Ms. Stork: "I am Ms. Stork. and i fear Mas-sal, due to her unreasonableness, may not be able to leave, due to her failure to forgive Rainbow Dash dispite clear eveidents of absolutely no evil in Rainbow Dash's heart, because she failed to ignor her own."
  • Mas-sal fights hard, but the Book of Mysterisum finally sucks in Mas-sal's soul!
  • Icky: "Is, it a bad thing that Mas-sal dies? she is a bitch, but, was she, impourent or something?"
  • Brandy: Are you kidding Icky? She may be an ambassitor of the dragon realm's verson of Africa but she had this coming for a very long time! Let her be book food because a stobborn mean cheetah like her dosent deserve a second chance!
  • Jaq: "It's gonna be impossable to explain this to her husband."
  • Vinny: "Well, can we say the Slug Sultan killed her with that Scorpian guy as a cover-up to prevent an international upset?"
  • Slug sultan: "WHAT?!"
  • Jules: No I dont think thats a good idea Vin.
  • Icky: Ok, I take back my questioning on reasoning with the magic grim reaper book.
  • Jaq: (Iphone rings) Hello? (hears someone talks) Its the hospital!
  • Jules: "What about them."
  • Jaq: Mas-sal's husband died of a heartattack.
  • Icky's group: What?
  • Brandy: "How did that happen!"
  • Jaq: The doctor said he lost alot of blood and without blood the heart just shut down for good.
  • Jules: Well looks like Mas-sal will be reunited with her husband in death.
  • Vinny: And a new ambassitor of the dragon realm's verson of Africa election is in order.
  • Icky: "Just one problem. Rainbow Dash will hate herself for being respondsable for the death of Mas-sal's husband. and there's no telling if the embessy will demand Rainbow Dash to be exicuted for this!"
  • Jules: Unless, we convince the Embessy that the whole thing is Madam Deces Fault!
  • Icky: WHAT?!?
  • Jaq: Jules may be on to somthing. Madam Deces has Manuplated Rainbow Dash to do her durty work is she not?
  • Icky: Wait, come again?
  • Jules: "Hey Jaq, i think we owe an explanation, right?"
  • Jaq: Do the honors Jules. Madam Dece's plan to use Rainbow Dash has just become the death of her.
  • Jules: Ok you ready preshistoric birdy?
  • Icky: "Ok, shoot."

A few minutes of explaining later...

  • Icky: "That bitch was really gonna pull that off?!"
  • Vinny: Well littlle birdy, thats how it all happened. Pluse Octavio has the whole thing caught on film via small camera.
  • Icky: Then that explains Mas-sal's bitchy attitue with Dashie. You know Brandy your right about her! She deffenitly desevered to become that grim reaper book's next meal.
  • Rainbow Dash: Well, I guess there's only one question left unanswered: WHERE THE HECK IS SPONGEBOB?!?

somewhere in an isloated part of the woods.

  • Spongebob: "LET ME GO YOU BIG MEANIE!"
  • Madam Deces: "Silence! i am trying to consintract! i need to open this portal to escape to my domain in a forbidden dark mountain. and i need this!"
  • Madam Deces opens the portal!
  • Madam Deces: "Exsellent! time to leave. I wonder what became of Frances and his two cronies though."

on the outskirts of the Warhouse.

  • Frances, Mante, and Ane are in the car!
  • Frances: "Ane, start the car, now!"
  • Anne: I'm trying!
  • Suddenly the cops reappear with Genie who has taken the car's wheels of while Jaq knocks gently on the glass window with the cops armed with their guns.
  • Mante: Ah damn!
  • Frances: "Where is Madam Deces?"
  • Ane: "I think she ran off somewhere!"

back to Deces.

  • Madam Deces: "No matter, i can always break them out again once the heat wears off. after i find a new base of operations first. And for now on, no more making our torture sessions public! But still, how could everything went down hill so quickly?"
  • Familar Voice: Its because you just never learn that crime dosent pay!
  • Madam Deces gasps!
  • The Cops appear with Spongebob's Group, the Captive Girls, Frances, Ane and Mante in handcuffs and Jaq has the anti-dark magic gun ready.
  • Jaq: Its over Deces! we sent your crimes and what you did to Rainbow Dash to the Embessy. Your plans have failed your hoplessly outnumbered. If you get any ideas of using your powers, I'll fire this and you will lose them forever. Now let Spongebob go and surrender now while you still have your live intact!
  • Suddenly, Jaq is smacked away, and the gun taken!
  • a ghostly image appeared.
  • Madam Deces: "Harold?"
  • Harold's ghost: "G'day, miss Deces!"
  • Madam Deces: "Well, for once my life is heading in the right direction."
  • Harold raises his hand.
  • Harold: "On your orders i'll destroy this bloody thing forever!"
  • Madam Deces: "Do so, and i'll see to it, i will grant the square one's body as your own! once i destroy the current soul that is!"
  • Harold: "Good on ya!"
  • Jaq: Hey Harold. I dont think its a good idea for you to return as a ghost.
  • Harold: And why is that eh?
  • Familair Voice: Necto veradda necto!
  • Harold: "Oh no! not the bloody book of Mysterisum! that book be harmless if you wasn't a spirit, an evil one no less!"
  • Madam Deces: "Don't just flout there you fool! destroy the gun and get yourself out of here!"
  • Book of Mysterisum:(Skeleton arms grabs Harold and gives the gun back to Jaq) Evil spirits must be put to rest. I welcome you into the realm of spirits!
  • Harold: "Aw, piss."
  • Harold was quickly sucked in and lost the gun!
  • Madam Deces tries to grab the gun!
  • Jaq grabs it!
  • Jaq: "Hold it, Deces! you done quite enough!"
  • (a loud roar was heard echoing!)
  • Madam Deces: "How quint. My ride, the Death Dragon is here."
  • The Death dragon appeared, and it was giantic, really, really, REALLY HUGE!
  • Madam Deces shoots up web and rides on with Spongebob still contain!
  • Madam Deces: "Your out of luck, fools! (Laughs maniacly)"
  • the Death Dragon flew away from the scene!
  • Icky: "TOO THE SLUG SULTAN'S AIR SHIP!"
  • Twilight: We cant let Madam Deces get away!
  • Jaq: She WONT get away!

in the skies.

  • Madam Deces was laughing!
  • Madam Deces: "THAT WAS ALMOST TOO EASY!"
  • Suddenly the Death Dragon was hit by a plasma blast!
  • Madam Deces: "D'OH I JINXED MYSELF! WHO DARES CHALLNAGED ME!!"
  • The Heroes appear in the Slug Sultan's Air Ship.
  • Jaq (Speaking through a blow horn) DECES!!!! LET SPONGEBOB GO AND SURRENDER NOW AND WE'LL GO EASY ON YOU!!!!
  • Madam Deces casted a spell that summons Demons and flying demons on the airship!
  • Madam Deces has the death dragon fly away from the airship!
  • Jules: "Looks like we got a fight on our hands!"
  • Vinny: "Everybody's gonna be kung-fu fighting!"
  • the demons charged!
  • Twilight: (while her keyblade materializes) Are you ready for this Spike?
  • Spike was panicing and sucking on his thumb!
  • Icky: "And i thought Fluttershy was a wuss-out."
  • Spike: WAIT!!! What am I doing? Im one of the Fourteen Guardians of Light along with Twilight. A Gauardian of Light is fearless. I'm not gonna chicken out! I'm gonna be brave for Rarity! (His keyblade materializes)
  • The demons surround.
  • Rarity: Be Careful, My Little Spikey Wikey!
  • Spike: (Readys his Keyblade) Dont say we didnt warn you!
  • Twilight: (Readys her Keyblade) That's right! (Twilight and Spike fight the demons with their keyblades while Vinny and Jules concentrate on the brakes)
  • Jules- (Dubbed as Napoleon from The Aristocats) CHAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRGE! (Trumpet plays)
  • Madam Deces- (Cackles) You fools! Do you really think you can catch up with me?
  • SpongeBob- Of course they can, Madam FECES!
  • Madam Deces- WHAT?!? NOBODY CALLS ME FECES!
  • Madam Deces turns Spongebob into a nemitoad.
  • Spongebob: "Barnicales! i'm a nemitoad!"
  • Madam Deces: "That should teach you some respect!"
  • the Death Dragon flew faster!
  • Carmalita: Guys, Deces is getting away!
  • Icky: (While holding a big Crossbow) Not if I can help it!
  • Fires the cross bow and it hits the Death Dragon on Impact!
  • Death Dragon effertlessly pulls it out, like nothing happened!
  • Icky: "It didn't do shit? WHY NOT?!"
  • Madam Deces: "Death Dragons are invinable, you twat!"
  • Iago: "Now she tells us!"
  • Patrick: Well guys, I geuss were never gonna see Spongebob and Gary again.
  • Ms. Stork: "Don't give up yet! the only thing that could harm a death dragon, is a Life Dragon!"
  • Jules: "And where are we gonna find one at this hour?"
  • (A load roar is heard)
  • Madam Deces: "Oh no."
  • Spongebob: "Didn't that came from your dragon...."
  • Madam Deces: "No, that came from-"
  • The Life Dragon appears and its ten times bigger, faster, and more powerful then the Death Dragon.
  • Fluttershy screams like a scared girl and faints at the sight of the Life Dragon.
  • Icky: Woah, we gotta get Boy Sora a dragon like one of these!
  • Madam Deces: "Oh shasbot!"
  • The Death Dragon flew away as quickly as possable!
  • Patrick: Quick, Lets mount this mighty beast and go save Spongebob!
  • Jaq: "Jules, you and Vinny stay here and keep an eye on our cargo."

in cargo bay

  • Frances, Ane, Mante, and the Arabian richmen are seen tied up.
  • Scorpian Arabian: "Anyone up for Tic-tac-toe?"
  • Ane: "Oh me!"
  • Frances (Angery): GRRRRR!!!! Madam Deces and I would've have gotten away with it if it wasent for those meddeling friends of that crused Sponge! I hope he suffers a slow and painful death for what his friends have done!
  • Pitbull: "It hasn't help that the women you sold us had attack us!"
  • Crocadile: "Actselly, i was attacked by this blue horse and i was forced to give up."
  • Slug Sultan: "I was ambushed by that octopus of yours, Frances! care to explain that!"
  • Scorpian: "AND THAT PURPLE HORSE I GOT WASN'T ESPIECALLY SPIRIT BROKEN, BECAUSE SHE HIT ME WITH A GIANT KEY! NOW ITS ONLY A MATTER OF TIME BEFORE WE'RE ALL PUT BEHIND BARS FOR GOOD!!!
  • Pitbull: We're doomed!
  • Frances, Mante and the other arabian richmen goan in agony.
  • Ane (Dubbed as Cluless Morgan): Well, you know, I for one feel better about myself. Yeah and I believe I have learned a valuable lesson.
  • Frances, Mante, and the arabian richmen: "AW SHUT UP!

Back to the sky.

  • Madam Deces: "Oh thank god! i think we escaped.... OH DAMN IT WHY DID I SAY THAT!"
  • Suddenly the Death Dragon is hit by a fast flash of light!
  • Madam Deces kept control of the Death Dragon.
  • Madam Deces: "If it's a fight they want, then they're gonna get it alright!"
  • the Death Dragon turns around and fires a powerful blast of shadows!
  • But the agile Life Dragon gets out of the way in time and rams the Death Dragon, attcking it with its sharp claws while the Death Dragon Roars in Pain!
  • The Death Dragon smacks the Life Dragon away, but Life Dragon backward flips right back up!
  • Madam Deces: "This is not gonna be as simple as a thought! This calls for an illusion spell!"
  • Madam Deces casted a spell that makes illuminated clones of the Death Dragon.
  • Mrs Stork: Two can play at this game Deces!
  • Mrs Stork uses her magic to create illuminated 1000 clones of the Life Dragon.
  • Icky: I am so looking foword to seending that Spider bitch stright to hell!
  • Madam Deces: "Oh crud! well, might as well make a bitch of a final stand! CHARGE!"
  • The Death Dragons charge!
  • The Life Dragons charge!
  • The Clone Dragons roar and shoot great blasts of Red and Blue colored fire at eachother while the original Life Dragon slashes the original Death Dragon on the snout with its claws, catching it off guard.
  • Madam Deces: "Snap out of it! Snap out of it!"
  • The Death Dragon came to its senses and snaps at the Life Dragon with its jaws but it dodges it. Then both Life and Death Dragons spread open their massive wings and shoot out a powerful blast of red and blue fire which creates a massive purple flame that can be seen by the citizens of Paris along with James and in the regular part of the Dragon Realms, Kairi and her friends notice the purple flame of the duling dragons in the distance.
  • Pinkie: "Wowie zowie, what the heck's happening!?"
  • Otis: "I am gotta guess a giantic battle of epic porportions!"
  • Pig: "Or maybe it's the 4th of July."
  • Pip: "Dude, it's October."
  • Pig: "Oh, then it's octoberfest."
  • Otis: "Octoberfest doesn't do fireworks!"
  • Pig: "Well in that case i am gonna go with what Otis said about, a big battle or something."

back at the fight.

  • Madam Deces: "Must win this, for the glory of darkness, and total bragging rights!"
  • The Life and Death Dragons try to force the purple flame to hit one another.
  • Twilight: Come on Life Dragon!
  • Sly: Dont give in, no matter what.
  • Simba: Its ether victory or obivion!
  • Patrick: Beat that meany for, Spongebob and the United Universe!
  • The Death Dragon pushes hard!
  • Madam Deces: "YES, YES! IT'S ALL YOU, DOUBLE D!"

back at Temple.

  • Double D was at a standstill.
  • Double D: "I don't know why, but I felt my name being mis-used for some reason.

back at fight.

  • Madam Deces: "YES, YES! YOUR GONNA WIN!"
  • Mrs Stork: Dont hold back! Give it evreything you got!
  • Using all of its powerful strength, The Life Dragon pushes the purple flame right at the Death Dragon hitting it on inpact!
  • The Death Dragon began to lose conjustness!
  • Madam Deces: "No! NOO! SNAP OUT OF IT!"
  • Spike: Its dazed from the inpact!
  • Jaq: But this isnt going to keep him knocked out for long! I think its time to go!
  • Mrs: Stork: (Dubbed as Flora): Up, up this way!
  • The Life Dragon begins to fly up in the clouds.
  • Madam Deces: SNAP OUT OF IT AND DESTORY THEM!!!!
  • Nemitoad Spongebob: (Self thoughts) Be careful guys!
  • The Death Dragon regains conjstness and its now really angry. It chases the Life Dragon up in the clouds and attacks it untill the heros mounted on it were vernerable.
  • Evreyone gasps at this until The Death Dragons lets out another blast of red fire and knocks the anti dark magic gun out of Jaq's hand and destroys it.
  • Madam Deces: "YES! I LOVE IT WHEN I WIN!"
  • Life Dragon smacks Death Dragon away!
  • The death Dragon spins around and regains self control.
  • Jaq: "No! now we'll never defeat Deces! That gun was our only hope of actselly defeating her! even if we defeat that Death Dragon, Deces will never be stopped if we don't have anything to stop her magic!"
  • Madam Deces: "They're dragon is too weak to continue, and they're gun is gone. I no longer see any reason to continue on."
  • The Death Dragon flies off, away from sight.
  • Madam Deces: "Nothing will stand in my wa-"
  • something very fast flew past Madam Deces!
  • Madam Deces: "The devil was that!"
  • Spongebob: "The flying van!"
  • the flying van heads for the Life Dragon!
  • Lord Shen (intercom): "Soothsayer showed us what was going on! and we desided if it would be ok if we can join your little witch hunt!"
  • Icky: 'Well, uh yeah, by all freaking means!"
  • Lord Shen (intercom): "By the way, we brought a gift for you!"
  • Celestia comes out and re-creates the destroyed gun, now more light magic-themed and garrintined indestructable.
  • Celestia: "This will be less likely to be destroyed this time! and one more thing!"
  • Celestia casted a powerful healing spell restoring Life Dragon to full health!
  • Madam Deces: "WHAT IS THAT HORSE DOING!"
  • Spongebob: "Evening the playing field!"
  • Madam Deces: "I'll show you, evening!"
  • Madam Deces fires a lighting bolt heading torwords Celestia!
  • Mantis: "Your higfhness, incoming!"
  • Ignitus intersets the lighting bolt, and takes some damage.
  • Ignitus: "Painful, but nothing I can't recover from."
  • Madam Deces: "Oh the hell with this!"
  • The Death Dragon retreats and flew away in very fast speed!
  • Mrs Stork: She wont get away that easily! (casts a spell on Twilight's Keyblade with Celestia's help) Oh, Mighty Keyblade of the Elements of Harmony Bearer of Magic, fly swift and sure. Let Darkness die and Light endure!"
  • While the Death Dragon continues flying away, Twilight uses her telekinesis to throw her keyblade at the Dragon, aiming for it's heart which flys at a very high speed and hits the Death Dragon's heart on inpact!
  • The Death Dragon lets out a very loud roar pain as blood began to pour out of its wound.
  • Madam Deces: "YOU HAVE TO BE KIDDING!"
  • The Death Dragon falls into the ocean and a powerful explosion of red flame that kills it is seen by the citizens of Paris and evreyone at the Temple.
  • It's dead body floats on the sea.
  • Madam Deces found herself stranded.
  • Madam Deces: "Blasted! I can't swim!"
  • Spongebob tries to sneak away.
  • Madam Deces grabs Spongebob!
  • Madam Deces: "This is all your fault! Consider yourself lunch, cheese boy!"
  • Madam Deces prepares to eat Spongebob!
  • Jaq fires the anti dark magic gun at Madam Deces and hits her on inpact.
  • Madam Deces: "OW! MY THORAX!"
  • Madam Deces growls, looking at the Life Dragon, and prepares to fire her most powerful magic spell to destroy the Life Dragon....... but, all but sparks happen.
  • Madam Deces: "What...... wha.... What's going on!"
  • Spongebob: "Well, maybe your out of magic. It normally takes hours to regenerate back to nor- Hey, your getting shorter!"
  • Madam Deces: "WHAT?!" (Begins to shrink to the size of Gary)
  • Spongebob: Aww, your just the size of my little Gary.
  • Jaq: (Trapping Madam Deces in a jar with holes) Madam Deces, your under arrest for kidnapping so many innocent girls and women, the murder of the deceased ambassador of the Dragon Realm's version of Africa's husband and manipulating Rainbow Dash into doing your evil crimes!
  • Madam Deces: "You can't do this to me! I am the most powerful socceress in history! I will mend your bones into nothing, and-"
  • Mrs Stork: It's over Deces. You lost your powers for good and now you must pay for your evil.
  • Madam Deces: NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!
  • Lord Shen: (Approching Spongebob) Square-one.
  • Spongebob: Shen. (Comes over to him while the Van, Life Dragon and the Sultan Slug's arcraft appears along with Spongebob breaking down inro tears.) I'm so sorry. I didnt mean to make you face your old bully again. I won't kick you out if you still hate snails."
  • Lord Shen: "Good, because dispite Shelluon making it up to me, i still think, poorly of the creatures."
  • Spongebob: "I know. but, could i ask you, if you could-"
  • Lord Shen: "But, though I still think snails are a horrendus mistake of nature, and i would've still whether Shelluon did came to my life or not, that doesn't mean i should hate people who love snails. I'll not not agree to their chocie, but not hate it otherwise. I am gonna make a snail drone reserve for your snail where you and Kairi will feel free to interact with the creature without problems. However, I must request a few restrictions whenever taking the creature out, as well as off-limit locations, cleaning requirements, as well as-"
  • Spongebob: "No need Shen..... (sighs). i had to made a tough choice on that."
  • Lord Shen: "Pardon?"
  • Spongebob: "I did find Gary, but i was forced to give him up to this chef toad by the law. it was either saving Mimi and friends, or doom them for Gary and be thrown in jail."
  • Lord Shen: "Really? You gave up on him that easy?"
  • Spongebob: "Because it wouldn't make be better then Cobra choosing an animal over my friends."
  • Lord Shen: "It's great you understand that your friends were in a more intermediet danger, but, now that they aren't i believe it's automaticly ok now to save gary now that it is he who is in trouble. Why does this chef want with Gary anyway?"
  • Twilight: He wants to cook him for a popular food critic in hopes to save his resteruant.
  • Iago: And if it wasent for that jackass french chef-twat toad using the damn law on Spongebob, we wouldent have let him confront a tearful, bitter sweet reunion and his pet facing certain death. I wanna hurt that toad so bad-
  • Jaq: "Wait, what law?"
  • Icky: "Something about a Chef's right law. Appearnetly, any snail in a french retaurant is considered fair game to the chefs."
  • Iago: In other words its like Open Snail Season with Chefs instead of hunters shooting animals with guns.
  • Batty: (Freaking out) WHERE!?! (hides behind Girl Sora like a scared little girl) No, no, no, no, no, NO SAY!
  • Jaq- He did WHAT?!? (Shrugs) That was a LIE! There's no such law as that.
  • SpongeBob- Say what now?
  • Jaq- That frog was lying to you. He wanted that snail so bad that he tried to force you to give it up.
  • SpongeBob- It was fake?
  • Jaq- OF COURSE IT WAS FAKE! There's no such law that prohibits you to give up Gary like that. He tricked you into giving him up.
  • SpongeBob-...That SON OF A BITCH! I GAVE UP MY GARY FOR NOTHING?!? THAT DAMN FROG STOLE MY PET! WHY I OUGHTTA--(Cell phone rings) SpongeBob SquarePants speaking?
  • Pierre- Square one, thank goodness it's you!
  • SpongeBob- YOU! YOU TRICKED ME! YOUR LAW WAS A FAKE! WHAT NERVE HAVE YOU GOT AGAINST STEALING MY PET?!?
  • Pierre- Sponge kid, listen to me! You gotta get down here immédiatement!
  • SpongeBob- Why should I do what you say, you traitor?!?
  • Pierre- I'VE CHANGED MY MIND, OKAY?!?
  • Count Vladamer- (Heard in the cell phone) PIERRE! You say something?
  • Pierre- Uh, no sir. I'm still working on it.
  • Count Vladamer- Well, when you're finished, I expect that snail to be cooked! And, ciel m'aider (French: Heaven help me), I see him alive after my meal, then this place will be shut down! (SpongeBob gasps) Am I clear, Pierre?
  • Pierre- Uhh...transparente, monsieur!(French: transparently, sir!) (Door slam is hears) SpongeBob, you gotta help me! Vladamer is forcing me to kill your snail! And I don't want to anymore!
  • SpongeBob- You...you mean it?
  • Pierre- Traverser mon cœur, et j'espère mourir! (French: Cross my heart, and hope to die!)
  • SpongeBob- (Sighs in relief) Thank God, my Gary is saved! I'll be right there!
  • Pierre- Great! But you'd better hurry! You've got 10 minutes! (Hangs up)
  • Rainbow Dash- Who was that?
  • SpongeBob- That was Pierre! He's changed his mind, but the food critic has arrived, and is forcing him to cook Gary, or get shut down! We've got only 10 minutes to get there!
  • Fluttershy- But his restaurant is 10 miles away! We'll never make it in time!
  • Twilight- Oh, yes, we will! (Uses magic to teleport the gang to the restaurant)
  • Patrick- Whoa! What happened?
  • SpongeBob- OH, THANK GOD, WE'VE MADE IT!

Chapter 16: Showdown with a Really Scary Food Critic Vulture

Pierre's restaurent.

  • Pierre sadly walks out with Gary on a dish with a bunch of dead fried snails.
  • Pierre: "(wispers) I am sorry Mon Escargot. It's really out of my hands this time."
  • Devil Pierre appears out again.
  • Devil P: "Ha! i knew you'll see things my way! and don't count on that goody two shoes this time! i made sure he gets a bit busy."

somewhere in a angel dimention.

  • Angel Pierre is seen stuck in traffic.
  • Angel P: "Come on! i am late for work! (tries to drink coffice but spills on himself) Aw oh, oh that's just great!"

back to Pierre's restaurent.

  • Devil P: "Now i am here to make sure you don't wuss out! serve the snail, get the review, and you'll be famous! and trust me, overtime, you'll never feel guilty about this, never, ever, ever again."
  • Pierrre: (Dubbed as Kuzco) Ok I admit it. Maybe I wasnt a reasonable Chef as I should have been and even gone as far as using the law to force Spongebob to surrender his pet because I had no other choice and was really despreate to save my restaurent, from being shut down by a bad review of one of the most infamous crittics in the world. (Sees Count Vladamer at his table enjoying his appitizer which is soup)
  • Alexsandra (angry and uninterested): "And may i present to you, SIR, you dinner."
  • Pierre places down the plate.
  • Pierre: "As brought to you, by Chef Pierre Sailas."
  • Vladamer: "Now, this will deside the fate of your restaurent, Pierre. if i enjoyed this, your restaurent will have a place in the gods. if not, consider your self trash."
  • Count Vladamer picks up gary first.
  • Count Vladamer: "I'll start, with the big one."
  • Count Vladamer opens wide.
  • Pierre bites his fist, Alexsandra, sadly, and angerly looks away, Archy couldn't look out of a gentlemenly saddness.
  • ???: STOP!!!
  • Count Vladamer: "Who dares interupt? i am trying to eat!"
  • Pierre: "Whew."
  • Alexsandra and Archy sighed in relief.
  • SpongeBob- GET YOUR FREAKIN TALONS OFF OF MY GARY YOU SON OF A BARNICLE!
  • Vladamer- UGH! How dare you use that tone of language with me?!? (Grabs Pierre by the neck) Pierre, you got something to say to me?
  • Pierre- Uh...I don't know them! (Vladamer strangles Pierre)
  • Vladamer- TELL THE TRUTH!
  • Pierre- AARRRGH! I DIDN'T WANT TO COOK THE BIG SNAIL BECAUSE IT BELONGED TO SOMEONE ELSE, AND I WARNED THEM SO IT WOULD BE SAFE! (Starts whining, and Vladamer drops him)
  • Vladamer- Pierre Sailas! Your restaurant is officially SHUT DOWN! (Pierre shrieks) And on top of that, I'm taking this snail so I can eat him myself! (To Gary) You're coming with me, you little appatizer!
  • Gary- REOWR! (Scratches Vladamer)
  • Vladamer- OOOWW! HOW CAN YOU SCRATCH, YOU HAVE NO LIMBS!! (Growls, and strangles Gary unconscious)
  • SpongeBob: GARY!
  • Vladamer- (Pushes the group away like bowling pins and flies away with Gary in his talons)
  • Po: "GET HIM!!"
  • The lougers and others run out!
  • Jaq: That Vultrue wont get Far, (Wakie Talkie) Mrs Strok. Send in the Life Dragon
  • Pierre: "My dreams.... The honor.... lost."
  • Devil P: "YOU TWAT! YOU WERE THIS CLOSE, BUT BLEW IT FOR BEING A GOOD GUY! I WANT YOU TO MAKE IT UP TO VLADAMER BY STOPPING THOSE SHELL BRAINS AND LETTING VLADDY EAT THE DUMB SNAIL, IF YOU EVER WANT TO AHTIVE YOUR DREAMS, YOU STUPID, IGNORMAMUS-"
  • ???: "Ahem."
  • Devil P: "Please tell me that's not Angel Pierre."
  • Familiar voice: But it is. Tyring to keep me busy, eh Devil P?
  • Devil Pierre looks at Angel Pierre.
  • Devil P: "Uh, what are you talking about?"
  • Angle P: Did you honestly take me for an idiot? Did ya?
  • Devil P: "AW COME ON! i was just trying to get the guy out of the gutters! now look of being a nice guy did to him, dress boy! he lost his restautent!! Didn't you heard the expression "nice guys finsish last"? The world always let the more crueler, aggressive people win! it's that simple!"
  • Angle P: Cover your eyes, Pierre. THIS is about to get ugly.
  • Devil P: "A.P., what are you doing! no! no! NOOOOOOOOO!"

Paris.

  • A limozine is driving down the road.
  • Vladamer holds Gary down in a cage.
  • Count Vladamer: "Alister, get me home, i am having a bad day."
  • Alister: "On it sir."
  • A famaliar roar is heard.
  • Count Vladamer: What the devil? Alister what was that?
  • Alister: "I think, we have company."
  • The Life Dragon lands infront of the Road stopping the limo while a squadron of police cars surrounded it.
  • Count Vladamer: Good Lord! Its the Police!
  • Inerpol Comissoner: This is Inerpol! We have you surrounded. Come out slowly with Spongebob's pet snail and no harm will come to you!
  • Count Vladamer: "All this trouble for a snail?! Whatever happened to Snails have no rights!"
  • Count Vladamer comes out with Gary in cage, wings up.
  • Count Vladamer: "What is the meaning of this madness?!"
  • Alister comes out quickly, hands up.
  • Jaq: Mister Count Vladamer, I presume.
  • Count Vladamer: "What is the meaning of this? i was sure snails have no rights."
  • Jaq: "That is true, but that is not the snails we have around here."
  • Count Vladamer: "What?"
  • Jaq: I believe that snail you have in that cage dosent belong to you or Chef Pierre. He belongs to the leader of the Shell Louge Squad.
  • Count Vladamer: "It's his fault he couldn't keep a better eye on him. He's a bad pet owner to leave in home alone while he tangos with socity's underbelly!"
  • Jaq: The reason why Gary ran away is because Louge's General, Lord Shen had a tragic exspearence with snails and did not expected to face a pet snail. So you would be wise to release that snail form his cage or have your reputation be ruinend forever.
  • Alister the butler Owl: "Oh dear, he has you there sir. You credibility is all you have ever since your wife was tragicly murdered by a burgerling snail."
  • Everyone gasped!
  • Spongebob: 'Oh no! another bad snail related exspearience?"
  • Count Vladamer: "Don't you twats have any idea what this stupid snail's kind took from me? (tears began to appear.)"

Vladamer's younger days.

  • (Count Vladamer): "Me and my darling Gretel were happy togather, we settled in Paris back when it was under construction. we moved in to a beautiful mansion. We were destine for eachother. nothing was gonna ruined our love... then, one night, the shelled monster came into our house, on some sort of, floutation device. He blasted through our home! he was robed, and had some sort of, square symbol with arms on the robe. his face was obscured by a hood. he came to me and by Gretel, and he demanded our first born son, Vlad Jr, to raise as his own for, some new order where snails are tolerated by a square god. Gretel refused, and, insulted him. That monster ranted how creatures like us treat snails with such disrespect that when this god comes, there will no need of reasoning, the god will either convert or destroy the haters. My wife insulted him ferther by spitting at him. that monster pull out some sort of gun and.... (softly cries.)... pulled the trigger. I was too horrived to do a thing. that monster took my son, and vanished into nothing. because of this, i saw to it that the French goverment never passes the snail rights bill by Martin Luther Snail, and that all snails are condamned to being served as quisences, and that it is forbidden for snails, or anyone try to make the goverment reconsider, or it will be punished by banishment! thanks to me, any hope of giving Snails rights in france has proven fruitless, as it is with the united Universe already. i made the speices suffer for making me suffer. but turning the snail into a second class cidisin wasn't enough. it never filled the empty holes of my heart that my son and wife had filled. nor has there ever been word of the capture of that rouge giant hovering snail that killed my wife and murdered my son, because, i was afriad no one would believe me. you people would've fancy me insane, a snail murdering my wife and stealing my son. if anything, you would've pointed the blame on me! (softly cries), so, i kept that to myself, i never reported my wife's death. i had her creamnated privately, and spreaded her ashes on the lawn.... she, she always loved the lawn. but, without the love of my lovely, something in me break... i grown to become bitter, spiteful, and demanding! i ended up making others suffer because, none of them will ever understand what became of me (sofely cried) no one will ever understand."

reality

  • Count Vladamer: "Now do you understand why Snails are nothing but low, pitiful, disgusting, horred, foul, horrendus, lower-class, muttly, backwoods, sinful, and just plain unpleasent to look at, lesser creatures?!"
  • Lord Shen (thinks): "Good lord, was i like that? i mean, i am still gonna stand by opinions on snails, but, WOW! no wonder my family turned on me and tried to force convert me into liking snails!"
  • Spongebob: "Vladamer.... I.... Nobody, we didn't know."
  • Count Vladamer: "Didn't know? DIDN'T KNOW! that, murderor propbuly still out there somewhere doing it to more families!"
  • The Comissoner: You dont know how wrong you are, Vlad.
  • Count Vladamer: What? But, I never reported it! that, that, monster got away! he is still out there! i know he is!
  • The Comissoner: Before Madam Deces and her cohords came obsessed with crime. We had that snail killer you spoke of arrested for a count of 200 murders in france and the courts gave him the death sentence some time ago. Louie Derivus, the good govenor of France has a good intrest in cleaning the filth of the crime underworld out of the nation of France.
  • Soothsayer: "And he may have not have been an ordenary snail."
  • Count Vladamer: "What are you talking about?!"
  • Spyro: Soothsayer, dont tell me that this snail killer is a snalian too.
  • Count Vladamer: "A what-ian?"
  • Icky: Its short of along story you see, Shen had a similar problem with snails like you had and our leader had this problem that he can't chose one loved one over another. So the High Council, a heroic legendary kung-fu indigo dragon, Shenny boy and I came up with this idea to make him see that the moral of this episode is that you cannot forced someone into converting into liking something, because it's wrong due to a series of unfortunate events, but that chef toad twat's little law lie did one good thing. It set Spongebob on the straght and narrow path of saving Mimi and her friends whos vacation is ruined by that Spider Bitch and Frances. and turns out, due to Pierre actsellt having a heart, proved that Gary was in no danger at all.
  • Count Valdamer: "Simuler? You mean, there are others? More of those, murdering space giants?!"
  • Soothsayer: "It is not as bad as you think."
  • Count Vladamer: "HOW?! I thought that assailent was a one in a million freak, but there's more?! how am i suppose to know if these Snailians aren't all of the same?! (Dubbed as Shen) This little snail's kind took away my family, everything. They...they scared me for life!"
  • Cynder: "Hear us out, Vladamer. The cult that your wife's murderor was apart of has been disbanded."
  • Count Vladamer: "What?"
  • Spike: Cynder, what do you mean?
  • Cynder: "Spongebob, do you remember the Ammomimus benufatceror who was after you?"
  • Spongebob: "Oh, you mean that snob? what about him?"
  • Riku: We stopped the Ammomimus Benufacteror in his tracks and The Galactic Federation had him and his cult exicuted for his crimes against you.
  • Icky: "Oh good, one less group of nut-jubs after you then."
  • Count Vladamer: "Wait aminute... if that, Murderious monster was long defeated.... then, why hasn't my son returned to me? WELL?! ISN'T ANYONE GOING TO EXPLAIN TO ME ON WHY HASN'T MY SON CAME BACK TO ME, IF THIS, MONSTER IS STOPPED?! HMM?!?"
  • Boss Wolf (wispers): "I don't think he's right in the head if you catch my drift."
  • Jaq: "Please understand, mister Vladamer, because you never reported your wife's death, we ended up thinking he was orphaned. he was, sent to an orphanceage, and was adbouted by a family, and moved into another world."
  • Count Vladamer: "W-w-wha-what?"
  • Jaq: "I'm sorry, if you weren't so afraid of something silly like being ridiculed, and reported your wife's death, you could've had your son back."
  • Count Vladamer: "Well, it's not like it's illegal to not report a murder or something, i, uh.... i-"
  • Jaq: Well, normally, I'd arrest you for stealing an owner's pet, but hearing what you just said, I don't think that's necessary. So, we'll let you go with a warning, and probation of possable insanity. And we'll even do something else for you. We might be willing to help you find that family that adopted your son so you can say hi.
  • Vladamer: You...you mean it?
  • Jaq: Absolutely.
  • Vladamer: Oh, I'd be delighted. But first. (Frees Gary form his cage and walkes over to Spongebob) I do believe this snail belongs to you.
  • Spongebob: "GARY! (Spongebob grabs Gary and hugs him!) I'm glad your safe!"
  • Icky: "You know, i thought this would end differnetly. I mean, didn't old Vladdy here just heard us say the Ammomimus Benufacteror was after you because he and those other cultest thought you were their idolised god or something?"
  • Vladamer made a shocked face.
  • Count Vladamer: "What?"
  • Icky: "Oh ya know, you said the guy who wasted your wife had a box with arms symbolisum on the robe. Turns out, they actselly thought Spongebob was the god they needed for some propitcy and they did all sorts of shit for him. If your some inforgiveable jerk, you could say it's spongebob's fault for the exsitence of the cult because they worshipped him and did all that horrorable stuff because they wanted people to love and tolerate snails. You could even go as far as saying Spongebob killed your wife by having a jerk follwer of an insane cult doing it in his name...(Unknown to Icky, Vladamer was losing it, emotionaly, and mentally) But your obviously a reasonable old vulture, and you can't possably let yourself go crazy because of a few.... (finally noticing Vladamer looking angry and resentful) Uh......... I just said something stupid did i?"
  • Iago: "What do you think?"
  • Count Vladamer: "YOU?! (LOOMS OVER SPONGEBOB AND GARY) THAT MONSTER WAS YOUR FAULT, YOU WALKING HUNK OF CHEESE! (pulls out an old fastion-looking gun and points it at Spongebob)"
  • Spongebob: "WHOA! Easy there Vlad. Icky was just a loud-mouth comic relief, he didn't know any better!"
  • Iago: Way to go, Icky. You and your big beack again!
  • Lord Shen: You Idiot! (Hits Icky over the head)
  • Spike: LOOK OUT HE'S GOTTA GUN!!!
  • Alister: Sir, what are you doing?!
  • Vladamer: I'm ending this once and for all!
  • Jaq: (Takes out gun) Not so fast, birdbrain! It is clear your mental scars has made you unstable and dangerious to socity. I'm afraid i'll have to take you in. You need help to overcome this, Vladamer.
  • Icky: Boy, somthing tells me, I'm gonna get punished for this when this is over am I?
  • Lord Shen: "I already have your mop ready."
  • Count Vladamer: "YOU AND WHAT ARMY, PLATAPUS?"
  • ???: Look! Its that crazy vultrue who shut down our resteruants!
  • Count Vladamer: "What?" (Turns to see a mob of Resturant Owners led by Perrie, Archie and Alexandria)
  • Jules: An angry mob of resturant owners?
  • Count Vladamer: "What, wha, what is the meaning of this?"
  • Perrie: We've taken your terrible reveiws and abuse on the Resturant World for the last time, Vladamer!
  • Count Vladamer: "Huh?"
  • Pierre: "I gathered around your past victims and we deside to teach you le lesson!"
  • Count Vladamer: "Pierre, this does not concern you! this is between me, and the Sponge who took everything from me!"
  • Pierre: "You sir, took everything from us! you made us suffer for no good enough appearent reason! now, we're gonna kick your le ass!"
  • the mob walks torwords Vladamer, but Shen intersets!
  • Lord Shen: "HOLD IT! Have you twats ever wondered WHY he was like this?"
  • Archy: "Because he's a jerk?"
  • Lord Shen: "More then that!"
  • Pierre: "Oh please, it's not like someone most valuable to him was murdered or something like that!"
  • Jaq: Well, tenically thats true.
  • Pierre: Really?
  • Alexsandra gasped.
  • Archy: "What?!"
  • Racoon Chef: Oh thats the most tragic thing i have ever heard!
  • Vladamer slowly gets in the limozene while no one was looking.
  • Vladamer wispers: "Alister, get in the car, and get me out of here!"
  • Alister gets in, no one notices.
  • Jaq: "He is only mentally scared and needs only pscreatic help."
  • the Limozene drives off!
  • Icky: "Aw man! he ran off!"
  • Jaq: "That poor deluded fool! (to radio) Calling all cops, be on a look out for a limo, there is someone who is mentally unstable! Capture is requested! (Turns to Perrie and the mob) Well, we got Spongebob's pet back no thanks to you.
  • Pierre: Wait we didnt know Vladamer had a rough past. But more imprtantly, Spongebob. I'm really sorry for lying about the chef's right law and evreything I put you and your pet through. I am offering to make Pizza for free for you and your friends.
  • Icky: "All right, we got free pizza for this, sweet!"
  • Jaq: "May i, however, request your assitence first. We may need alittle help capturing Vladamer. We suspect he is not mentally fit for socity, clearly prone to emotional and mental outburst."
  • Carmilita: "I'm sure they would be happy to- What the? Where's Cooper and his two friends?"
  • Spongebob: "He left his card."
  • Carmilita: "Hmph, typical cooper, alway leaving after the job is done. I'll never fully understand that vigilantie."
  • Jaq: "Pardon, Miss Carmiilita, but we do have a more urgent matter right now."
  • Spongebob: Well, We got Gary, Mimi and our friends back, but its a real shame Madam Deces, Frances and their gang ruin their shoping spree and change to become fashionistas.
  • ???: Excuse me, are you the friends of those 5 girls Frances has kidnapped?
  • Icky: 'Whoa, it's a ponyifived lady Gaga!"
  • Squidward and Spyro: Icky!
  • Twilight: Photo Finish?
  • Photo: "Who else but?"
  • Twilight: "What are you doing in the dragon realms' verson of Paris France?"
  • Photo: Well, we were about to do our fashion show here in Paris and in the Dragon Realm's version of London, England but we had to posbone it due to Victoria Leopard's dissapearence along with your friends who signed up for our show.
  • Rarity: "Well, we got, atad caught up with the wrong crowd. I am so sorry this prevented your tour from happening! this people have been deprived of truely great fastion!"
  • Icky: "Hey, did Scroopfan also included that Poodle lady?"
  • Lady Va-va: "I'm over here and find! i was among the ladies sold to the Slug Sultan!"
  • Icky: "Oh, good we didn't miss any one."
  • Spongebob: Well, I'm still upset we didnt get to see the rest of the Dragon Realm's Version of Europe besides Rome and Germany.
  • Lord Shen: Well then, whats stopping you square one?
  • Spongebob: "You mean that?"
  • Lord Shen: "Well, the wolfs need time to make renavations for the Snail Dome, so why not?"
  • Spongebob: "Pierre, can you make those Pizzas to go!"
  • Pierre: "Alcourse!"
  • Jaq: "Hold it! first thing first! we have a disturbed Critic to capture and Govoner Louie Derivus wants to thank you personally for finally capturing Deces and Frances."
  • Icky: "Ok, let's get it over with so we can finally finished this insanely extended episode."
  • Lord Shen: Not so fast prehistoric one, you will not be going with the square-one since you almost got him killed by that critic and theres a mob back at the temple with your name on it.
  • Icky: Me and my big beak, AGAIN!!!

highway.

  • the Limozene rushed across the street.
  • Count Vladamer: "What a nightmare this has been, Alister. the sooner we go home, the better."
  • Alister: "Alcourse, sir."
  • Count Vladamer: "And also, let's never talk about this again."
  • Alister: "No problem sir."
  • Suddenly the limos tires began to ran out of air!
  • Count Vladamer: Alister, whats happening!?!
  • Alister: "The tire's pop! we're not going fast anymore!"
  • Count Vladamer: "Keep going anyway!"
  • The Limo keeps driving untill it finally stops.
  • Count Vladamer: Oh great, what now?
  • Alister (Sees the Gas tank empty): It appears we ran out of gas sir.
  • Count Vladamer: "Impossable! the tank was full of gas!"
  • Alister: "Sir, i think we may had been saviataged!"
  • Count Vladamer: By who?
  • Alister shows Vladamer Sly's calling card.
  • Count Vladamer: "What is that?"
  • Alister: It appears to be Cooper's calling card.
  • Count Vladamer: Oh great, my only chance to escape savitaged by that infamous racoon theif! Could this possibly get any worse?
  • police sirens are heard.
  • Count Vladamer: "Oh no. NO!"
  • Count Vladamer breaks out of the car and flies off!
  • Suddenly a flash of light hits Count Vladamer and he collaps to the ground unconjus.

hours later.

  • Count Vladamer wakes.
  • Count Vladamer: "Oh..... where am i? Alister? Alister? Alister, where are you? I can't feel my wings."
  • Suddenly he realises that he has been taken into custody by the police.
  • Count Vladamer: "What's going on?! what is the meaning of this?!"
  • Jaq: Count Vladamer, your under arrest for attempting to murder Spongebob, and we're sending you to the asylum to have you cured of your deluded madness and emotional probelms.
  • Count Vladamer: "How could you do this to me, i am a reknowned critic! (Looks at Alister) Alister, help me out of this!"
  • Alister: Forgive me, sir. But you need this. You must get this mad deluded and emotional fever out of your system.
  • Count Vladamer: "Alister no! your the only family i have left! I have no one else!"
  • Alister: I know sir, but if you dont take this change, you would become a mad chriminal forever.
  • Count Vladamer: No, please, I'll change my ways! Dont do this to me! (Is taken away by the cops.)
  • Lord Shen: Now Square one, It is time for Mimi and her friends to attend their missed fashion vacation, your group expect the prehistoric one to enjoy your vacation in Europe and We will ensure that Gary gets home to the temple safely while we commence the building of the Snail Dome.
  • Spongebob: Thanks Shen, can you tell Kairi that we'll see her after a few weeks and the Snail dome's finnished?
  • Spike: "I wonder when Pierre's pizza is gonna come?"
  • Twilight: "Oh Spike, always thinking about food."

Epilogue

days later.

  • Icky: "WHEW! man! that took forever! we really need to hire a cleaning staff!"
  • Lord Shen: "Then what fun would this punishment be if we did that?"
  • Icky: "Look, is Spongebob and the others back yet or what?"
  • Lord Shen: "I suspect the tour will come to an end eventally."
  • Icky: "So, whatever became of that owl butler?"
  • Gilda: "I heard that Pierre dude was generious to offer Alister a new job as a waiter. Well, since he served Vlad-face alot, being a waiter isn't too different from being a Butler."
  • Boss Wolf: "Yeah, and Deces was sent to this place called Magic Imprisoni, it's some sort of, prison for magic people or creatures. And Frances and those other jerks got normal prison."
  • Cynder: "How lucky for Pierre and those other restaurent owners that because Vladamer was abusing his position as a critic, they were allowed to be re-opened cause of a tecnecally."
  • Boss Wolf: "Yeah, but it sucks Snails still dont' have rights their as well as, pretty much everywhere else."
  • Po: "Some things can't be so easily fixed."
  • Shifu: "Let's be glad we saved Gary from suffering their fate."
  • Frances (the dog): "Here here!"
  • Spyro: "Well, Kairi is sure happy to have Gary back. It will take time to get used to Shen's rules, but i thing Kairi will learn."
  • Trixie: "A pity Twilight never brought along Trixie, i would've been a dasiler!"
  • Gilda: "Oh, don't start with that again!"
  • everyone but Trixie laughs
  • Trixie: "Oh hardy har har!"

somewhere in London.

  • Spongebob's Group where sitting to watch Photo Finish's Fashion Show.
  • Spongebob: Boy, I had a great time in Europe right guys.
  • Spongebob's group nod in agreement.
  • Spongebob: And Sly, good job stoping Vladamer in his Tracks for us.
  • Sly: Don't mention it buddy. Boy is Kairi going to be surprised to hear about our trip through Europe right Sponge.
  • Spongebob: Well, even heroes of the United Universe need a Vacation.
  • Spike: "Hey, i think it's almost time for them to show the models!"
  • Patrick: "Hey, where's Twilight?"
  • Spike: "Oh, you'll see."
  • Bently: Shh, guys its starting!
  • Photo Finish: "And now, ze moment you all waited for! Girls, it is showtime!"
  • The Certain opens to reveal Mimi in beautiful diffrent colorful versions of her princess dress.
  • as well as the other girls, in varberet, beautiful colors on dresses as the rephrase of welcome to this day plays.

*after song.

  • Iago: "Now that's, how you end a show."

fin.

  • Pierre bursts out of nowhere!
  • Pierre: "BROUGHT TO YOU BY PIERRE'S CAFE! WHERE WE WILL SERVE ANY-"
  • Alexsandra: "Oh Pierre! (drags Pierre out of there.) Sorry about that folks. We'll be going now."

end.