An Amoeba-Sized Problem

Plankton reveals the reason of why the Villain League is recently beating up the Lodgers without even touching them, and the final battle made it too obvious of the culprit as it expanded: Plankton's pet amoeba, Spot, and all of his puppies. They had recently been invited by him to aid them. Mirage is naturally disgusted of the 'filthy single-celled organism', and demands them to leave. The resulting backlash of Plankton causes him to take Karen and quit the Villain League, because he says that after all the amoebas did, they just ousted them. Thus, SpongeBob, despite the amoebas beating them up while in service to the Villain League, feels awful for Plankton, and thus he convinces the heroes to help make this work, without getting too overly beaten by the amoebas. But shockingly enough, there is a top-secret facility in Bikini Bottom where amoeba are being trained to be 'guard dogs' more vicious than Spot and his offspring, operated by a long-lost brother of Jiku's giant amoeba trainer, Ammon E. Boid who is also engorged, by order of an evil amphipod supervillain not only 5x like Plankton, but used to go to the same college as him named Sansom, who is actually a fast food bandit and former bioterrorist who aims to do the plan of Boingo in Hoodwinked, but on a much grander and larger scale, and trains amoeba to do the work, and should thefts fail, the amoeba will infect the individuals who stop him. Thus, when Spot and his babies are captured by Sansom, SpongeBob and the heroes must briefly team up with Plankton to get him back, and in exchange, he would agree to tone things down on their roles in the future.... Well, depending on things like the Junjie factor at the least.

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Plankton Quits[]

Villain League Castle

Mirage: Plankton?
Plankton: (Groans as he was seen working on an impourent project in his eyes) Okay, what is it now?
Mirage:... Care to explain... WHAT THIS IS?!? (She brings out a glob of amoeba puppies)
Plankton: Oh, tartar sauce, I totally forgot! Villain Leaguers, meet, SPOT! (The small amoeba pet came out)... And these are its offspring.
Jafar:... That, is truly, revolting!
Plankton: Eh, Karen doesn't seem to think so!
Karen: (She was seen swimming in the amoeba babies) CUTE OVERLOAD! (She shut down)
Plankton: Oh, GREAT, and now she has to reboot again! Could be all day with it!
Mirage: Plankton, this is an outrage! What nerve do you have to bring these... These... Infectious little pests into our property?
Plankton: PESTS?!? THEY ARE NOT PESTS!!!
Hades: "They're litterally single-bodied mico-organisms?! I kinda don't see what you like about these weird things! They're basically germs?!"
Plankton: I assure you, they have been an asset to us for a long time.
Cobra:... What?
Plankton: Yeah, they've been helping us out from time to time. They just happened off-screen.
Darrel: Now, Planky, you know the rule: If it didn't happen on-screen, it didn't happen!
Pa: "Good BOY Darrel! You get a Frog-Leg Cookie! (Brings such a thing out!)"
Darrel: "YAY?!"
Plankton: "UGGGGH?! NOBODY NEEDED TO SEE THAT?!"
Dr. Blowhole: "WE'RE OFF SUBJECT?!"
Plankton: Anyway, in other words, since we've never seen you pooping, we can assume it hasn't happened! (The puppies oohed at that)
Shere Khan: OOOHHH, BURN!
Hades: Excuse, *Flames up* YOU!!!
Shere Khan: AAHHH, I DIDN' MEAN LITERALLY!!!
Hades: AND YOU, PLANK-TONS OF FUN?! YOU HAD THEM WORKING FOR US THIS ENTIRE TIME, AND YOU NEVER TOLD US?!?
Plankton: Hey, I told you since I got him. You just never listened.
Tai Lung: "Actually, that's a fair argument and-"
Cobra: (Smacks Tai Lung into a wall in style of the KFP movie)..... Plankton, you KNOW the rules about recruiting new members!
Plankton: They're basically pets, I assumed it didn't matter!
Mirage: It matters in THIS regard! Do you KNOW what kind of sicknesses these creatures can cause?
Plankton: Well it depends on what kind of microbe they are. But I'm sure they're the harmless garden variety.
Mirage: I rather not take any chances. GET RID OF THEM!
Plankton: (Gasps)... WHAT?!?
Mirage: You heard me! I said... (In augmented booming voice) GET RID OF THEM!!!
Plankton: AAAHHH!!! MY EARS ARE BLEEDING!!!
Makunga: "HOW DO YOU THINK THE REST OF US FEELS?! OW?!"
Galaxhar: "INDEED, MY BLOODY EAR-NUBS?!"
Mirage: I expect them out of the fortress by the hour!
Plankton: Now wait just a minute, if it's about that Coronavius crap awhile back, trust me, I checked, they have NO relation to that whatsoev-
Mirage: That sounds like insubordination!
Plankton: These creatures just helped us when you had your backs turned, and though we still failed, you're just going to thank them by calling them pests, and kicking them out? They would be of GREAT use to us!
Mirage: And THAT sounds like it's not my problem! It's my way or the highway, Plankton! You get rid of them, or I will do it with YOU along with it!
Plankton:... THIS IS AN OUTRAGE! THIS IS SOME THANK YOU FOR THEM GETTING YOUR SORRY CAT BUTT OUT OF DANGER!!! THESE PUPPIES AND SPOT LOVE WHAT THEY DO HERE! LOOK AT THESE POOR THINGS! (The babies had cute and hurt puppy-dog eyes and faces, as well as spot) Do you WANT to say no to these-
Mirage: NO!
Plankton:...
Cruella DeVil: Sorry, my lack of human empathy for puppies rubbed off on her, this isn't ENTIRELY her own doing.
Junjie: "It might also be because she's partly cat, and that your little, germ pups, are basically dog-like in mannerisms.... I think, you can safely guess her anti-mutt attitude stems from. And hey, don't feel so bad. They don't let me keep anything that could be a great asset to the League either?!"
Cobra: "DON'T START, JUNJIE?!"
Plankton:... You disgust me! ALL OF YOU! This is SOME thank you for saving your sorry asses from those Lodgers! Heck, remember the many times we were stuck in crazy places with no hope of escape, like being teleported back here in a cage? Who do you think got you out of it?
Sykes: You, because you're small!
Plankton: BESIDES ME, ROBERT LOGGIA BOY! Besides, one of them was meant for me! These things helped us out so many times! And now you're just going to turn them away like strays?
Mirage: I couldn't care less about the well-being of pathological agents that act as pets for someone of your scale! I do not want anymore insubordination!
Plankton: FINE! THEN I QUIT! (Everyone gasped)
Mirage:..... YOU WOULDN'T DARE!
Plankton: TRY ME! (Mirage was getting angry) GO AHEAD! ZAP ME, HAVE MANG CURSE ME INTO LOOKING LIKE CREEPER OR WHATEVER JUNJIE TORTURE PORN OF THE WEEK HE DID THROUGHOUT THIS CRAZY SERIES, FEED ME TO THE MONSTERS, HAVE FAGIN SUMMON FREAKY KINGDOM HEARTS SHIT ON ME, PULL MY ANNTENAS OUT, GOUGE OUT MY EYE AND THEN EAT MY INTENSENCES WHILE TAKING TURNS ALL YOU WANT!
Cobra: "THAT'S DISGUSTING?! We just don't want to have to take care of a germ?! And FYI, it has NO TRUE RELATIONS TO A CERTAIN PANDEMIC?! THOUGH PAINFUL REMINDERS DO NOT HELP YOUR CASE, SHELDEN?! We already have alot of hard time to take care of the league's monsters as it is?! And besides. A dog-mannered Ammiba is hardly even league-worthy in practicality sense! We're not saying you're not allowed to keep the creature as a personal thing, but in terms of the league-"
Plankton: SAVE IT, CAUSE I DON'T WANNA HEAR IT?! I REFUSE TO BELONG TO ANY VILLAIN TEAM THAT DOESN'T RESPECT MY PETS!
Ratigan: "It's not that we don't respect you having A pet! It's just, your pet isn't exactly.... Villainy."
Plankton: WELL PARDON SPOT IF HE'S NOT LIKE A RAVEN WITH AN EYE INFECTION PROBLEM NAMED AFTER A SPANISH MEANING FOR DEVIL, OR AN ASIAN BIRD FROM MONGOLIA, OR MALEFOR'S LITTLE BIRD DEVIL OVER HERE?! SPOT DOESN'T NEED TO LOOK OVER-THE-TOP EVIL NOR DOES HE NEED TO IMPRESS JERKS LIKE YOU?!
Pete: "Well what did ya expected from the VILLAIN LEAGUE?! SOMETHING OUT OF MARY POPPINS?!"
Plankton: WELL, FROM NOW ON, I AM A PACKAGE DEAL! IF THEY GO, I GO! (Saw Karen had recovered at this point) Karen? Get us out of here, and DESTROY THE TELEPORTER! We don't need these guys anymore! Let's just get back to the Chum Bucket, and NEVER RETURN! OH, FYI, I'LL MAKE SURE THAT MY FAMILY, WHILE THEY AWAY TO A PLANKTON FAMILY REUNION, ARE TO BE INFORMED TO NOT COME BACK TO THE LEAGUE?! (They did so)
Cobra: "..... Oh congratulations, Mirage..... You basically just gave us our own version of the Lougers' little dilemma with Spongebob's Snail. I hope you're happy."
Mirage is now in emotional conflicting turmoil.
Dr. Blowhole:... Dibs on his lab!
Everyone stares at Blowhole as this sound effect played.

Are_you_fucking_serious? — Are you fucking serious?

Dr. Blowhole: "..... What? I could use a spare lab in an event my current one were to face, complications."
Jafar: "..... Okay, I vote that before we end up having the league equivalent of that one controversial season 1 episode, that we skip getting caught up with a sex slave trade, a french restaurant or whatever is the negative equivalent of germ relations and a planet of germ people that we try to get Plankton to come back."
Cobra: "Good idea. We don't need a second An All-Out French Experience with Gary, Spot Edition, Staring the Villain League! Mirage, you're free to mope around and complain all you want, but we have a member to rekindle! Plankton may think destroying the portal would keep us from following him directly, but he's sorely mistaken if he thinks we won't try to follow him, period, as a result?! Maleficent, get a watering breathing spell ready. We're going to pay Bikini Bottom a visit!"
The League but Mirage left.
Fagin looked back.
Fagin: "..... I recommend you consult with Malefor about your apparent issue with the dog-microbe. Cause I can sense it is MORE than just the little creature's behavior and any pathogen worry. I feel as if you have something you're not telling everyone about. (Flies off)."

Sansom Returns[]

Chum Bucket

Plankton: (He was doing some tinkering until Karen came in)... Karen?
Karen:... Uh... Plankton?... You may wanna see who's at the door!
Plankton: (Gasps) A CUSTOMER?!?
Karen: Dream on! It's actually... Someone who says he knows you from college!
Plankton:... Who is he?
Karen: Just an amphipod plankton who has another computer wife.
Plankton: (He was shocked upon knowing who it was)... KAREN, LOCK THE PLACE DOWN-
???: TOO LATE, SHELDON! (An amphipod plankton came in)....... Well, well, well! If it isn't Sheldon J. Plankton!
Plankton: SANSOM?!? WHAT THE BARNACLE ARE YOU DOING HERE?!?
Amphipod (Sansom): I came to see you, of course. It's been years, and I heard a great deal about what you've been doing! Karen here told me about what happened since Krabs stole all glory from you with the Krabby Patty. Some friend!
Plankton: HAH! YOU WOULDN'T KNOW FRIENDSHIP IF IT STOMPED ALL OVER YOU!!! I THOUGHT YOU WERE A FRIEND, AND THEN YOU HUMILIATED KRABS BY REVEALING HIS TRASHY LIFESTYLE, AFTER YOU PROMISED NOT TO 5 MINUTES EARLIER!
Sansom: YOU KNEW ME, I WAS A GOSSIP, I LIKE TO GARNER ATTENTION THAT WAY!
Plankton: BULLS***, YOU SHOWED YOU CARED ABOUT YOURSELF INSTEAD OF YOUR FRIENDS!
Sansom: Hey, you and Krabs are enemies now, so I figured we're even now!
Plankton: (Laughs) Hardly! Why would I be friends with you? You'd expose my fear of whales as a gossip within a millisecond!
Sansom was seen typing something on his Iphone.
Sansom: "DONE!"

Sansom's Bikini Bottom Twitter "Critter Post".

Post: Sheldon Plankton is afraid of Whales. RACIST!

Outside Post.

Sansom: "CRITTER UPDATE! Hey thanks for helping me with my new post about the Whale Fear thing. I am SO gonna get likes up in here!"
Plankton: "YOU JUST PROVED MY POINT?!"
Sansom: "Hey, at least I'm consistent."
Plankton: CONSISTENT PISSINSTENT?! I cannot TRUST you, AND I NEVER WILL! What have you made out of yourself? Neptune knows you'd never run a good restaurant in a million years!
Sansom: (He got angry) AGAIN WITH THOSE LIES!!! You are a FOOL for demeaning me like that, Plankton! Do you have ANY idea what it was like after that?!? I WAS HUMILIATED! I FELT LIKE I WAS NEVER GOING TO BE IMPORTANT! I WANTED TO PROVE YOU WRONG, AND I ENDED UP BEING AN ACCIDENTAL BIOTERRORIST TRYING TO FIND THE GOOD RECIPE! YOU GOT ME UNDER A CLASS-ACTION LAWSUIT THAT COST ME EVERYTHING! EVERYONE SUED ME TO MY NON-EXISTENT SHORTS!!! YOU RUINED ME, PLANKTON!
Plankton: Well, too bad, so sad! That's what you get for breaking a promise!
Sansom:... You're SUCH a bully!
Plankton: OH HELLO POT, NAME'S KETTLE?!
Sansom: HEAR ME OUT BEFORE YOU ACCUSE ME OF DOUBLE STANDERDS, SHELDON?! You had me under hell because of a simple promise not being forfilled? And over someone you basicly didn't even LIKE anymore?! Heck, he's the reason why your restaurent's a deserted DUMP?! Not helping that Chum is assentually dead fish. I mean, that's like that one joke in Shark Tale where there's a fish who owns A SUSHI STORE?! That's assentually caniballisum you're selling?!
Plankton: "..... KAREN, WHY DIDN'T YOU TELL ME?!"
Karen: "I doubted you'd listened anyway."
Sansom: But we're getting off track. Word of advice, don't make promises to people who can't keep them! Mistake #1! And Mistake #2 is assuming I wouldn't get payback! You will PAY for what you reaped! I will make the BIGGEST fast food business in the sea! I'll become a better fast food owner than you AND Krabs EVER were! I'll run BOTH of you out of business!.... Well, tecnecally yours' already in ruins thanks to Eugene, BUT I'LL BE THE FINAL NAIL IN BOTH YOUR COFFIN AND TURN THE KRUSTY KRAB INTO THE NEW CHUM BUCKET?! But first, let me make you pay in ONE way, IN ADVANCE! (He whistles as another more modern-style computer wife came in and unleashed a wave of amoeba puppy glop that washed across Plankton's puppies and Spot as they whined in panic)
Plankton: AAAAHHH!! SPOT!! MY BABIES!!!
Sansom: (He cackled wildly as he jumped onto his computer wife) Good work, Nicole!
Nicole: My pleasure, honey-bunch!
Karen: "(Quietly) Oh great, another High-N-Mighty New-Age cunt. As if Me the Sequil wasn't bad enough."
Plankton: GIVE THEM BACK!!
Sansom: Heh, too late! My pet amoeba are so identical even I don't know which ones are yours.
Plankton: I BET YOU'RE JUST TRYING TO SCARE ME?! (Looks at the Amoeba swarm)....... DAMN IT, YOU'RE RIGHT?!
Sansom: Yeah! Stings like a bitch, doesn't it? Now we're even! You and Krabs will be the first to pay for what I have in store for the food business! I will prove that I can run a business better than your dusty rustbucket and it's service of slop!
Plankton: YOU... YOU'RE A JERK!
Sansom: Maybe so, but I'm on TOP OF THE SEA NOW, BABY! (He sung this)

Hoodwinked!_(12_12)_Movie_CLIP_-_Top_of_the_Woods_(2005)_HD — Hoodwinked! (12 12) Movie CLIP - Top of the Woods (2005) HD

A clap was heard.
Shere Khan was seen clapping.
Shere Khan: "BRAVO, BRAVO! An extrodenary preformice. And thank you for pretty much volenteering to be a new leage victim."
The Leagers began to climb out of the shadows, either laughing sinisterly or staring darkly at Sansom.
Plankton: "Guys?.... You, you came to help me?"
Cobra: "Well, initionally we came to see if we can negosiate with you on how we can make spot as a leage creature work. Then we over-heard HIS nonsense and threat to you. Any threat to any leager, even an attempted quiter, IS A THREAT TO ALL OF THE LEAGE?!"
Oggie Boogie: "Yeah, and it's another little small stack plankton no less! (Laughs!) I can suck him dry without even trying!"
Dr. Facilier: "My friend, you're so puny your soul's barely an appisiser for my friends on the other side. (The FOTS Masks and Shadow Demons laughed)."
Fagin: "Oh me oh my! A little pipsqueak indie villain picked a bad time to mess with the triple A villain team."
Ratigan: "Oh, poor, Sansom, is it? I'm afraid you gone and upset us.... Time to learn what happens when someone upsets us. (Brings out his bell and rings it)."
The Leage Monsters appeared and snarled, hiss, roared and growled.
Jafar: "I trust you find us all much more overwealming now?"
Nuka: "Oh boy, (Laughs evily and stupidly), I can't watch?! But I'm going to anyway! (Laughs!)"
Hades: "My faverite part of the game. (The Monsters prepared to attack as Sansom doesn't even seem to care).... (Darkly) Sudden Death."
The Monsters lounged out at Sansom's direction!
Sansom:...... Nicole? (She unleashed the amoeba on them as they were rendered sick and unable to fight, to the leage's shock, as he laughed) Is that all you've got, you demon-
Ratigan: DON'T SAY IT!!!
Sansom:.... WORSHIPPERS!!!
Ratigan: DAAAAAAHHHH!!!
Sansom: Trust me, early rip offs of the hero team's name of the Despicable Me movies, THIS chumbag has it coming! He got me in a pickle that cost me my LIFE! I lost everything in that class-action lawsuit! It's HIS fault for making me look like a loser! You know what you SHOULD do? Let ME take his place on your side!
Plankton: WHAT?!? I've provided so much for them! I'm an EXCELLENT criminal scientist!
Sansom: (Laughs) You couldn't make water if you were stuck in a room with a snowman and a blowtorch! Hell, the first way you used these cute little things, was PATHETIC! You entrusted an ENEMY to train your pets and blow your own cover! I mean, c'mon, it was a recipe for disaster and you knew it! You lack subtlety, Planky!
Karen: "To be fair, that was among a long line of Mordern Spongebob episodes where EVERYONE started the mental decline into mass stupidity, it's not just him."
Plankton: "(Sarcasticly) Thanks for sticking up to me, Karen."
Sansom: Besides the point! I am you on steroids! Villain Leaguers, let me join you! This bastard bully couldn't conquer Bishop Rock if he wanted to! I am FAR better a replacement than him! I proved that these little critters can be feisty and formidable! Plankton is a joke who couldn't get the Krabby Patty formula for years, when I SWIPED IT IN A DAY! Krabs didn't suspect a DAMN thing! I wasn't even there to him. My plan to be on top of the fast food business will restore my name once and for always!
Jafar: We couldn't care less about your plan. It's child's play compared to our plans. We still support Plankton. You're just him but a different flavor.
Hades: "Corrertamondo! You can go around saying that you're the fresher newer Plankton all you want! But OUR Plankton has been with us even in our low points! We had him since the start of the overall series!"
Junjie: "Also, you insulted us as Demon Worshippers when I must stress, IS NOT REALLY THE CASE?! We're otherwise a villain team with no cultery going on that is just stuck in the perpetual loop of doing basicly the same plan repeatedly baring exceptions because Mirage has no sense of evil plan diversity. Heck, without Kairi, we're for some reason stuck with a bunch of disney princesses and not being able to really use them! So, enticing as your plan to embetter your restaurent is and harm a Louger's business is, in the grand sceame of things, you're not even out to take over this silly world! You just want to spite Plankton and the cheapstake future Crab Shack dinner and have a successful business! Oh yeah, REAAAAAAAL LEAGER MATERIAL?! To give Plankton credit, though in a weird fastion, at least his aims to make his restaurent popular are tied to actual conquest!"
Plankton: "HA! If even Junjie the Extremest doesn't want you on-board, YOU KNOW YOUR NOT WORTH THEIR TIME?!"
Sansom: "Tch, no skin off of my nose. I was never really into demon worship anyway. What was I really expecting from these losers? They and the other Villain Teams are starting to lose their luster anyway, so, I rather not get involved. Nicole? Get them outta here! (The amoeba chased them away by overwhelming them and getting them sick)"
Plankton: You terrible ungrateful bastard! You'll never get away with this!
Sansom: Oh, I think I will! I already have the Krabby Patty formula, and yours is not worth s***! But that's not where this story ends. I've got to nab all the other recipes of the best restaurants in town, and watch in joy as they have no choice but to go out of business, as I take their place as the best, and ONLY, one to get goodies from! And the best part is, I have the best contingency plan against any problems that would undoubtingly arise!
Plankton: And that would be?
Sansom: You!
Plankton:... You, wouldn't, DARE!
Sansom: Watch me!
Plankton: "NOT IF I KICK YOUR ASS FIRST?! (Plankton charged after Sansom!)"
Sansom: No-no-no! (The amoeba blocked his path, shape shifting into large hounds growling)... You know, Plankton, you got me in a good mood, so I'd like to offer a deal. I know the Krabby Patty formula by memory.
Plankton:... Tecnecally, I already know the recipe.
Sansom: What?
Plankton: Yeah, what got me into the League was my Plan Z! SpongeBob and pals had me in the slammer since I turned Bikini Bottom into Planktopolis, after I successfully swiped the formula. Granted, I didn't offictally joined until after the Lion King Debacle with Scar when I was with a now obscure mercenary group known as "Minion Co" or something. That movie was meant to be the Spongebob series grand finale.
Sansom: "But why are you still trying to steal something you ALREADY know about now?!"
Plankton: You can thank canonal retcon for that. Since the show came back by popular demand, my knowledge had to be retconned. But to be less meta, I can't make them again unless I have the formula. It's illegal to duplicate it from scratch. In otherwords, I'm trying to steal the formula for authentisity! It's no longer about knowing what's in it anymore!
Sansom:... Well, I have it as of this moment. I can get you back on your feet, if you ask me to do so. Together, we can rule both the fast food business, AND THE WORLD!! So, what'll it be?
Plankton: Oh NOW you care about ruling the world?
Sansom: "Eh, your friends made me realised that just staying in the legit business wasn't exciting enough. So, what do ya say?"
Plankton:... Look, as great Plan Z was, getting it back from the dead isn't worth PUTTING UP WITH YOU AGAIN?! I still refuse to trust you! You accuse ME of being incompident? PAH?! You're a recipe for disaster yourself! Look, to prove that I'm not a COMPLETE jerk, I am sorry if I somehow hurted you and it was NEVER my direct intention, but if I can't fix you with a simple apology, then your out of luck if you think you can get away with this, NOR steal my plans! The Leage won't be hold down by a cheap flu forever?! They tend to be VERY punishing to any indie smuck that dares screws with them?!
Sansom:... Unfortunate, but unsurprising. You haven't changed a day, Sheldon. I thought you had finesse, but over the years, you aged like milk. Spoiled, sour, and ruining my meal. That's why I'm the better plankton now! The feud against the Krusty Krab and the Chum Bucket is officially over! Nicole? Take him! (The amoeba took him and Karen as they screamed)

Elsewhere.

The Sickifived Leage were seen clumsly returning to their parked ship as Cobra turned off an alarm like a car.
Cobra: "(Sniffles). Come on, Leagers, let's return to the base so we can- (Sneeses Violently!)...... Recover from this mess and take a new approuch against that Sansom."
Galaxhar was grossly mishapen.
Makunga: "(Coughs), I don't think Galaxy Boy's handling the germs very well."
Galaxhar: "(Gag!) And I hate it more that I am encouraging an alien steriotype! I thought my shots would protect me from all earthly alments?!"
Cobra: "(Sniffles), Obviously, he modifived those germs so that even your protections are useless, Galaxhar."
Jafar: "(Sneeses)! Let's just get going before, (Coughs and Sneeses), before the Lougers show up because of how the leage, in-mass, came to Bikini Bottom! Likely they're accuse us of invading this stupid backwords world!"

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