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Anger Breeds Junjie is the 15th Episode of Season 3B of the SpongeBob and Friends Adventures Chronicles Series. With Chrysalis still upset about her kingdom, she ends up discovering a chance of revenge in a normally-distrustful source: Junjie. He has discovered that Starlight fuels her powers through emotion, hence an incident where her anger against Trixie episode turned three ponies hostile against her. Though strangely, the other Villain Leaguers have contemplated this as a way to manipulate Gazelle because of her display of mean socialistic temper, while Chrysalis and Junjie's group plan to do this to Starlight and the others who cost Chrysalis her kingdom, even though Junjie was initially planning to use this to turn Starlight into a replacement for the Sin Ponies he lost. Chrysalis then decides to play into both their favors with this plan without knowing of each other's intentions. Thus, they use Gazelle and Starlight's issues against them as the growing anger loud energy is collected, mixed, and turned into an effective corruption powder specifically for them as their anger would mix and turn them into what can be described as harbingers of anger and socialist justice. The combined energies of Gazelle's and Starlight's anger has already been used to infect the likes of Pred and the Sisters, Grimoors, The Amutt Family, Karl and his Berk Heartless friends, and Deer-A-Nator as being meant to be test-drives and plan to release them onto a visiting Senator Tri-Corn in Canterlot visiting Celestia to discuss a means to try and keep Glitchcorn down ever since events of Emperor Lu Kang when an unfortunate discovery of Shen's past has brought it back to near-working order. Worse off, Starlight and Gazelle have the worse anger problems thanks to the league's actions. Twilight decides to get help from a fellow student in the School for Gifted Unicorns in the form of a red Firebrand-like Unicorn named Furibund, who also has the ability to use emotions as a fuel source and was among the most bombastic and unstable students Celestia had, and once had a crush on Sunset Shimmer one time, and like Hayley Smith, had a King Kong-like rage when he was rejected, but he has since grown out of it. He explains the nature of the Angerstorm Pool, and just like Stresskies, if powerful enough, it can take a manifestation of something far worse than monkeys. They take the form of giant, ruthless, agile baboon/monkey/gibbon-like monsters called Angreys. Alchourse, by all means, Furi meant this to happen in a controlled environment where Gazy and Starlight can rage out all they want in a safe environment. Unfortunately, the combined powers of Starlight's and Gazelle's anger only ends up making Angreys stronger than the convention, and more than too much for the reinforced room to handle. Thus, when the two end up creating said creatures, it's up to the heroes to stop this from causing serious harm, as well as to correct the League's shenanigans once again when Tri-Corn was heard being attacked by relapsed Monistairy members.

Transcript

Chapter 1: Chrysalis Has A Plan

Villain League Fortress.

  • Chrysalis was seen angerly marching about.
  • Chrysalis: "Grrrr.... I, can't stop thinking about revenge, ONTO STARLIGHT GLIMMER?!.... Ugh, but the League's on a pause for activities in thanks to the Sephiroth thing and I'm still on Mirage's bad side, so I would be kept from turning to alot of Leaguers for help.... All except.... Hmmm....."

Junjie's room.

  • Junjie: Oh, no, no, no, I've been part of plans I'm not fond of, but I refuse to work with you!
  • Chrysalis: And why not?
  • Junjie: Why do you think?! It's like a conspiracy! A million and three times I've almost gotten the Villain League back on its feet again, and a million and three times I've been beaten by those Lodgers, and/or the High Council, while being scolded for such, or nearly killed by Lord Cobra, or most of the time, ALL THREE! I may as well give up! THE LODGERS HAVE WON!
  • Chrysalis: "Ugh, many years of you making crazy attempts non-stop, and you decide to have a life-crisis NOW?!"
  • Junjie: "YOU WOULD BE AMAZED ON HOW CRUMBLY MY LIFE BECAME EVER SINCE THE SLY COOPER FIASCO?!"

Montage Flashback.

  • (In Brothers of Feathers, Taint of Greed, and Poisoned Malice)
  • Junjie was in a fetal position, scared out of his wits.
  • Junjie: "Why did Malefor ever hire that crazy possible down-syndrome twat?"
  • (in The Seas of Captain Legend Part 1)
  • Jungie's voice: "AW COME ON! YOU KNOW IT'S MOSTLY THE LOUGERS' FAULT AND YOU KNOW IT?!"
  • Cobra: "Jabberwocky, could you be a dear and, "Play" with Jungie again?"
  • A roar was heard, as well as Jungie's screams, as the other villains laughed!
  • (Deadpool): "Remember when Junjie used to be called "Jungie" because Scroopfan was super illiterate with that name? Good times."
  • (Junjie): "DEADPOOL, YOU TRAITOROUS IDIOT, GET OUT OF MY FLASHBACK SEQUENCE?!"
  • (In Forget-Me-Never)
  • Junjie:... Oh, crap. (Cobra grabs him by the neck) AAHHHHKKK!!!! LET GO OF ME!!! DON'T GET ME INFECTED!!!
  • Cobra: JUNJIE, WHAT DID I TELL YOU ABOUT UNAUTHORIZED ACTS OF EVIL?!? FOR GOD'S SAKE I- (Sneezes, but luckily not on Junjie)- DIDN'T WANT TO GET IN TROUBLE WITH THE HIGH COUNCIL AGAIN!!! URRRGHHH! I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT THE HELL I SHOULD DO WITH YOU! (Is about to sneeze)
  • Junjie: Ohhhh, no, no, no, no, NO, NO, NO, NO- (Cobra sneezes on him)... EWW!
  • Cobra:... Well... I guess fate's decided it for me. You've got a lot of explaining to do, fox!
  • Junjie: Sorry, sir. I got some REALLY bad advice from... (Like Squidward, he can't bare to reveal Xehanort's involvement)... YAYAYAYAYAYAYA!!!
  • Cobra: You got some bad advice from WHO?
  • Junjie: From- (Donkey sounds)
  • Cobra: I can't understand you.
  • Junjie: From- (Head gets red, and it cartoonishly explodes)... You know what, never mind.
  • (In The Tallest Talltales EVAH!)
  • Shocktroopers laugh as Jungie screams in a panic, as they enter their teleporting dark portals.
  • Suddenly, the flashback was cut short by an impatient Chrysalis!

Present.

  • Chrysalis: "OKAY I GET IT, YOU DIDN'T HAD A GOOD RUN!?"
  • Junjie: "SO YOU'LL HAVE TO PARDON ME, IF I DON'T FEEL CONFIDENT ABOUT THIS?!"
  • Chrysalis: "..... What if I were to say that I can reduce the threat of the typical "Mang being Mad" scenario by saying that this time, you were operating under my approval?"
  • Suddenly, Galaxhar, Tai Lung and Makunga peered in fearfully, worried about being dragged into another fiasco.
  • Junjie: "..... Meaning?"
  • Chrysalis: "While I may not be OFFICIALLY second in command, I do have it good enough with Mang, being his, "Friend with Benefits", that he even keeps Mirage from long throwing me out of the League for the mere fact I'm a shut-in when it comes to my kingdom that Starlight TOOK from me, among other things Mirage had desired to throw me out for. I do not have it good with that cat lady in recent years. Anyway, by proxy that I'm essentially Mang's special somepony, if Mang sees that I was giving you permission to do another one of your usual shenanigans, well, the worse he'll do to me is another scold fest like with the Clone Fiasco, while you just get stuck with chores again."
  • Junjie: "..... Still not a very fun lose result."
  • Chrysalis: "I wasn't gonna promise it was gonna be ABSOLUTELY perfect, shorty. BUT, at least it's not Mang beating the snot out of you again."
  • Suddenly, to Galaxhar's, Tai Lung's and Makunga's personal dismay, Junjie was getting his spirit back!
  • Makunga: ".... Oh no. Not again!"
  • Junjie: I'LL DO IT!
  • Chrysalis: Excellent! Now we can-
  • Junjie: BUT... If the High Council destroys our HQ and Cobra takes it out on me after the Lodgers deal with us, I'll give you hell for it.
  • Chrysalis: "Fair enough, but I'm so confident that this would work, you would forget you even said that."
  • Galaxhar: "..... Chrysalis..... Ya killed us."
  • Chrysalis: Please, the High Council AND the Lodgers have by far done worse to us. Like, for example, remember the destruction of our VHS entertainment of their shortcomings?
  • Junjie: GAAAAAAAH, F*** THEM FOR THAT!!!
  • Galaxhar: That was the best thing to laugh at in the Lodge. Them being moronic dumbasses.
  • Tai Lung: Pretty sure that's called cartoonism.
  • Galaxhar: What's the difference?
  • Tai Lung: Uh, the difference is that one is hilarious and the other is mental sickness!
  • Chrysalis: Uh, whatever, let's get started on this plan.
  • Junjie: You BETTER surprise us, MS. Cobra!
  • Chrysalis: Haha! Let's make fun of Chrysalis' love life, it's to laugh!
  • Junjie: "Seriously though, what IS your plan?"
  • Chrysalis: "I-..... Okay, admittingly, I only have the big picture of getting revenge on Starlight, I was hoping you got the details covered."
  • Junjie: ".... Oy. Figures."
  • Makunga: "Alright, if we're going through with another Junjie shenanigan, we may as well play along to get the ball rolling so we can get over with this faster. Usually, Junjie gets his ideas just from watching what the Lougers have been up to."
  • Chrysalis: "I get ya. Getting inspiration. That always helps to get the evil juices flowing."
  • Junjie: "I bet Mang likes those "Evil Juices"."
  • Chrysalis: "..... Okay, jokes like that are why we have a disclaimer on the main wiki page now."

Dragon Realms New York.

  • A Pet Store was being held up, by a group of cultists in snake costumes!
  • Cult Leader: "WE, THE DISCIPLES OF YIG, FATHER OF ALL SNAKES-"
  • Cult Vice Leader: "And Ayi'ig."
  • Cult Leader: "AND MATE OF YIDHRA?! YIG'S CHILDREN, SHOULD NOT BE ENSLAVED AS PETS?! SO SAID I, YIGGY PUDDING, SON OF YIG?!"
  • Pet Store owner: "..... OH THANKS ALOT, LOVECRAFT?! I'M BEING ROBBED BY FANBOYS OF A SNAKE OUTER GOD?!"
  • Yiggy: "SILENCE?! NOW, LIBERATE YIG'S CHILDREN NOW, OR ELSE WE WOULD HAVE TO GET HIM INVOLVED IN THIS?! AND HE'S VERY PUNISHING TO ANY THAT MISTREAT SNAKES?!"
  • ???: "Hey don't get me wrong, fellas, I'm not crazy for the idea of snakes being treated as pets neither."
  • Fu-Xi was seen.
  • Fu-Xi: "But I believe it's better we kept these things a mortal affair. It won't do good bringing Godfather Yig into this."
  • Yiggy: ".... Why, I am honored to meet the mighty Fu-Xi himself. You were always his favorite son.... A pity that I am competing with you for his love."
  • Fu-Xi: "You're not a true snake, Yiggy, you're a limbless lizard."
  • Yiggy: "I COULD POTAINTIONALLY BE THE MISSING LINK BETWEEN TRUE SNAKES AND LIZARDS, YA KNOW?!"
  • Fu-Xi: "Don't, remind me."
  • Yiggy: "Be warned, Fu-Xi. You may be Yig's most favored son, but we're not afraid of family in-fighting if it means protecting snake rights!"
  • Fu-Xi: ".... Son of a bitch, am I, WAS I REALLY THIS BAD?!"
  • (Rash): Are we wrong to say "yes, you were"?
  • (Fire): IDIOTS! You'll give us away!
  • (Teddie): Aren't YOU giving us away, too? (Fire groans)
  • Yiggy:... Of course. Your "adopted" mother and your lackeys never stray far. Honestly, I feel like it's your many acts of heroism for snake kind everywhere that made you his favorite, cause otherwise associating with limpers is, iffy at best.
  • Fu-Xi: "Guess I'm just that awesome if I am able to earn an Outer's favor."
  • ???: DAMMIT, ANOTHER OUTER GOD?!? (The Lodgers appeared)
  • Duke: "Well technically it's more of a cult of Outer God worshipers-"
  • Icky: "BUT THEY DID THREATEN TO GET AN OUTER INVOLVED?!"
  • Iago: DEAR GODS, CAN'T THE ALL-MOTHER TELL THEM TO LEAVE US ALONE?!? CAN'T STAR BE THE ONE TO HANDLE ALL THIS?!? WHY MUST THEY ALWAYS BUG US?!? FOR GOD'S SAKE, THIS SEASON IS SUPPOSED TO BE ABOUT-
  • Lord Shen: Watch the spoilers! You know what happens when you spoil things!
  • Iago:... Right, but still, this is NOT the Outer God Arc! This is the You-Know-What Arc!
  • Larry: Who's 'You-Know-What'?
  • Iago: I MEAN... I almost fell for tha- (Yiggy attacked them as they were knocked around like bowling pins)
  • Phil: ALRIGHT, THAT'S IT! ANTI-RANTING DRILLS IT IS! (All the Lodgers moan) DON'T 'UHHHGH' ME- (Yiggy tail-slapped him into garbage)... SEE WHAT I MEAN?!
  • Yiggy: Leave! This is not your concern! You said it yourself. This is Outer God business.
  • Duke: "Again, you're a cult of Outer worshipers-"
  • Yiggy: "BUT WE REPRESENT YIG'S CAUSE?!"
  • Fu-Xi: "I heard about the Wiper thing in Equestria, guys. If it helps, I kinda so happen to be after these guys, if you want, I'm more than happy to take over from here."
  • Po: "We would, but these guys basically attacked us, we're now stuck with this anyway."
  • Fu-Xi: "Then prepare to make yourselves useful and help me contain Yiggy Pudding. (Icky broke into laughter!)!"
  • Icky: "THAT MAKES DEALING WITH MORE OUTER SHENANIGANS WORTH IT?! YIGGY PUDDING?! (LAUGHS)?!"
  • Yiggy: ".... MOCKERY LIKE THAT IS WHY I TURNED TO WORSHIPING YIG?!"
  • Samson: Glad to know another person got the Sillynamia treatment and became a villain the same way Professor Poopypants in Captain Underpants did.
  • Yiggy: I AM NOT FROM THERE!!
  • Samson: But it's influence has spread like a plague. Why do you think villains we face have stupid, stereotypical, and obvious names?
  • Viper: What about the AUU?
  • Samson: That just means there's a Sillynamia reflection there- (He caught Yiggy's attack) -as well.
  • Phil:... HOW?!
  • Samson: Cartoons, that's how.
  • Yiggy: LET ME GO- (Samson spun him around holding him by the mouth) WHA, STOP IT, STOP IT NOW, I'M GONNA- HUEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEGH!! (The vomit sprayed all over the heroes)
  • Samson:... Oops.
  • Mr. Whiskers: OOPS?!
  • Samson: YEAH, OOPS!!
  • Vice Cult Leader: "Uh, you okay Yiggy?"
  • Yiggy: "(Sicken) I don't feel so good...."
  • Cult Member 1: "OH JUST OUR LUCK OUR LEADER HAS A WEAK STOMACH?!"
  • Cult Member 2: "I know, it's like we were meant to be non-serious joke villains that're only introduced to be casted off aside in only serving a purpose to having the misfits established into a plot-"
  • Fu-Xi: "AND NOW THERE'S THE REST OF YOU?!"
  • Vice Cult Leader: "..... You're gonna hurt us badly, are you-"

French Narrator: Literally 10 Seconds Later...

  • Vice Cult Leader: (Everyone was seen beat up)... Owww!
  • Fu-Xi:... Yes.
  • Icky:... Let's go.
  • Fu-Xi: You do that. I'll take care of this myself.
  • Lord Shen: You do that.

Dragon Temple

  • Gazelle:... How did it go?
  • Po: About as well as Fu-Xi storming it and taking care of it from there can be.
  • Gazelle:... (Sighs) Glad that we didn't need to get involved. I've practically had ENOUGH of Outer Gods right now, after the shenanigans with Fake Xehanort AND Star's little childish escapade of destroying magic peeving off so many Outer Gods.
  • Duke: Oh, that reminds me, how's the little... Multidimensional trip been?
  • Gazelle: "That's what I was gonna try and tell you guys about before the Yig Cult thing happened!"
  • Tito: Yeesh, don't you just HATE off-screen interruptions, mayn?
  • Einstein: Who doesn't?
  • Duke:... Alright, then, Gaz. Shoot.
  • Gazelle: ".... When, I was in that "Artiverse" place, I, discovered, something my dark."

An explanation later.

  • Gazelle: "And that's it."
  • Icky: ".... Wow. I mean, our HA friends already went and warn us about a group of hyper-strong magic users being on the loose, but, THIS IS SERIOUS CRAP NOW?!"
  • Shifu: ".... And it has been reported that those that attempted to go after Star, had suddenly vanish without a trace."
  • Lord Shen: ".... Then we must take this concern seriously! We shall monitor New Mewni VERY closely from here on out!"
  • Gazelle: "(Gets miffed).... That's it?! You're just gonna, "Monitor New Mewni Closely"?! THIS IS ACTUALLY WORSE THAN JUST ANOTHER OUTER GOD FIASCO?! THIS IS THE RISE OF UNREGULATED SUPER MAGIC THAT THREATENS TO CONVERT THE MAGIC REALMS?!"
  • Spongebob: "Gazelle, don't get us wrong, we do take this seriously."
  • Sandy: "Heck yeah! It's just, the worse that happened right now is just folks going missing, and not even good folks. I mean, short of the folks behind it actually doing whatever it is they want to do, they can't be touched by us yet. They could be in someplace beyond even the Van's reach, much less Shen's Transporter."
  • Gazelle: ".... DID YOU GUYS NOT PAID ATTENTION TO WHAT I SAID?!"
  • Missing Link: "Of course we did! Super-Magic from the AUU is gonna try and turn Thaumorpheus into the Magic Outer God of it and spread everywhere into the Multiverse. We know, super serious stuff."
  • Cynder: "It's just, we're the Lougers, Gazelle. This is not the first time we faced Multiverse-spanning threats, and there is no promise this will be the last. It's obvious these figures haven't done anything too serious yet, so at most we'll be kept posted for when they do."
  • Gazelle: "(Rages out like in Emperor Lu Kang) ARE YOU IDIOTAS REALLY THIS NUMB TO A SERIOUS THREAT LIKE THIS?! (HAIR GETS ON FIRE AGAIN)!?"
  • Icky: ".... Oh no. The return of Bitch-Mode Gazelle from Pang Bing's debut episode."
  • Pang Bing: "Gazelle, please, if it helps, I for one take this VERY seriously. It's just, we have to trust that these figures obviously won't make their move so soon, so we will have time to prepare equally and-"
  • Gazelle: "HOW CAN YOU ACCURATELY PREDICT WHAT THESE FIGURES WOULD DO?! THAUMORPHEUS HIMSELF IS AFRAID OF THESE PEOPLE!!"
  • Pang Bing: "I believe it's more so the, "Super-Magic" as some of the Lougers had crudely named it, then necessarily the figures."
  • Gazelle: "WELL IT'S STILL SOMETHING?! I DON'T WANT THE MULTIVERSE TO SUFFER THROUGH ANOTHER DISHASTOR I WASN'T ABLE TO PREVENT?!"
  • Icky: "Hey don't get us wrong, magic getting wrecked happened during Fakernort's Great Cycle stunt, or at least, sometime after, and that was still a bad disaster in its own right!"
  • Gazelle: "YEAH, BUT NOW, THE FRITZ HAS PRODUCED AN EVEN WORSE PROBLEM!! AND YOU HAVE, ANY IDEA, WHAT THE OUTERS WOULD DO, IF EVERYONE HAD ARTIFICIAL MAGIC?!"
  • Marty: "... They, would get, very very upset?"
  • Gazelle: Atenuación!
  • Donkey: Say what?
  • Puss: It means "understatement".
  • Donkey: Oh. I have GOT to learn Spanish.
  • Puss: Yes, you do, burro.
  • Donkey: HEY, JUST BECAUSE I DON'T SPEAK SPANISH, DOESN'T MEAN I KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS! I'M A DONKEY, KNOWING THAT WORD IS IN MY DAMN BLOOD!!
  • Gazelle: "BECAUSE IT'S NOT JUST THE MAGIC REALMS GETTING WRECKED AGAIN!! IT'S WORSE!! IT'S IT, GETTING CONTAMINATED BY A VASTLY OVERWHELMING FORCE WITH NO LIMITATIONS!! THAT COULD WORSEN INTERDIMENSIONAL EMPIRES!! AND I'M PRETTY SURE IT'S BEEN MADE CLEAR, THAT OUTERS DON'T LIKE THOSE SORT'VE THINGS!! TO THE POINT THAT THEY CREATED GIANT RED-EYED UNIVERSE MONSTERS BUILT TO EAT ENTIRE UNIVERSES AND DIMENSIONS THAT DID THAT!!"
  • Banzai: "Well again, these Fako Magic guys didn't do anything yet, so-"
  • Gazelle kicked Banzai into the Dragon Guardian Temple's Cactus Garden!
  • Banzai: "(FLYS IN THE AIR) YAAAAAAAAAAAAOOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA?!'
  • Shenzi and Ed broke into laughter?!"
  • Banzai: "WHY DID SHEN AGREED TO HAVE A CACTUS PATCH GARDEN HERE?!"
  • Lord Shen: "IT'S FOR THE WILDLIFE SANCTUARY WING FOR THE DRAGON GUARDIAN TEMPLE KAIRI HAS ASKED ME TO MAKE BECAUSE A LOT OF RADIANT GARDEN'S WILDLIFE ARE STILL STRUGGLING IN RECOVERY!!"
  • Shifu: ".... Miss Gazelle, I'm afraid that was way out of line."
  • Gazelle: "AM I THE ONLY ONE TAKING WHAT IS GOING ON SERIOUSLY?!"
  • Iago: UHM, NEWS FLASH, 75% OF WHAT WE DO AND SAY SHOULD NEVER BE TAKEN SERIOUSLY, MS. I'M BEING A PARANOID BRAT!!
  • Gazelle:......

Later...

  • Iago: (He was seen cartoonishly squished inside of a gold vase) MMMMMMMMMMMPHH!!!
  • Icky: Yeah, not the best words to say to Gazelle right now, Iags.
  • Shifu: Well, it's still not how a Uniter Princess is supposed to act.
  • Gazelle: OH, SINCE WHEN WERE THERE MORE RULES THAN THE NO-BRAINER THAT IS 'DON'T BE EVIL AND DO GOOD'?!
  • Shen:... Gazelle, you must understand, that the Uniter Princess IS supposed to be the best of mind, heart, and soul. It's not asking to be perfect, but just to be the best you can be. And this? This is NOT the best you can be.
  • Gazelle: Well, I have had it up to here with this mierde! If you won't help stop this threat, then I'll do it on my own! I am SO sick of your cartoonish accents. Even in a cartoon universe, that can be used against us. We CAN'T show any weakness. But I can do this alone. I have fought conquerors, robots, and monsters, AND I HAVE BEEN VICTORIOUS EVERY TIME! NOTHING, CAN STOP US!! NOTHING IN THE ENTIRE MULTIVERSE, CAN STOP US!! AND AS OF THIS MOMENT AND THE LAST FEW TIMES I HOPPED THE MULTIVERSE, NOTHING!!! I, WILL, ANNIHILATE THOSE NIHILISTIC DEFILERS OF MAGIC, AND I, WILL, WIN! IF ANYONE OF THEM STANDS IN MY WAY, THEY'LL PAY THE PRICE!! I, AM THE UNITER PRINCESS!! NOTHING CAN STOP ME!! NOTHING!! (Suddenly, she felt the Uniter Blade powering down)... Wha?... What'd I do? (The Blade soon burned her hooves) OW!! (The Blade dropped)... WHAT... WHAT DID I DO?!?

French Narrator: Later...

  • Gazelle:... Anything?
  • Kowalski: (Using a scanner) AGH! Negative AGAIN! Gazelle, I've used spectrographic hydrolysis, geosynchronic metallurgy, even a few sciencey-sounding things THAT I JUST NOW MADE UP!! Gazelle, your Blade is... Just dormant now.
  • Dr. Cockroach: Yeah. And it's not like we can touch it without being burned.
  • Gazelle: HOW... HOW CAN THIS BE?!
  • Lord Shen: This is exactly what I tried to warn you about, Gazelle. Shu Mulan had the same problems you're having when she was being crowned Uniter Princess. She had anger issues and paranoia too, because her land was invaded by people who angered her a lot. Trolls, if you will.
  • Boss Wolf: I thought you said Shu was a kind-hearted soul.
  • Shen: Yes, normally. But even she wasn't immune to mortal limitations that are the harsh frustrating errands of reality. The goal was simple, they were ordered by the Mothrons to weaken her experience with the Uniter Blade, by making her not herself. By being clouded in mind, heart, and soul, she couldn't use the Uniter Blade. It could only be wielded if the wielder was the best in mind, heart, and soul, and that means not being frustrated, angry at fate, angry at anything, or being things that could potentially paint you as evil. Doing mean and harmful things, can severely impact your ability to wield the Blade. Shu learned that the hard way. It was part of the Mothron leader's plan. But when she realized her error, she made the sacrifice of killing herself with the Uniter Blade to prevent the Mothron leader from stealing her body.
  • Gazelle:... That sounds, a little, undermining of the title.
  • Lord Shen: Well, it's true. It's an important safety measure to keep the Uniter Princess from corrupting herself with the power she wields. And your paranoia in our situation with this 'super magic' stuff, has made you, not yourself. Thus, you will not be allowed to wield the Blade until you drop this attitude of yours.
  • Gazelle:... THIS, IS UNACCEPTABLE!! (She grabbed the Blade and took the burning pain)
  • Private: GAZELLE, NO!!
  • Gazelle: BLADE, STOP THIS NONSENSE IMMEDIATELY!! I, AM ONLY TRYING TO PROTECT ALL OF US- AAOOW!! (Her hooves were burned too severely)
  • Shifu: Gazelle, stop!! Shen is right!
  • Gazelle: NO! THIS IS NONSENSICAL, AND IT'S GOING TO ALLOW THIS 'SUPER MAGIC' THREAT TO GROW STRONGER!! I NEED IT!!
  • Lord Shen: If you need it, you shouldn't have it at all.
  • Gazelle: (She punched him in the chest) SHUT UP!!
  • SpongeBob: (Gasps) GAZELLE!
  • Gazelle: THIS, THIS IS A JOKE!! I THOUGHT... I... I'M STARTING TO WISH I WAS NEVER THE UNITER PRINCESS!! (She stormed off)
  • Duke:... Wow. I knew she had anger issues, but... This takes the cake.
  • Lord Shen: It's not my fault, facts are facts. The Uniter Blade is supposed to keep itself from being used for evil, and that includes keeping its wielder from going too far. The road to hell is paved from the way of good intentions. If one goes too far, it could change them forever. The Uniter Blade is trying to show Gazelle that she needs to stop worrying so much and see things our way. Otherwise, she'll never wield it again.
  • Duke:... Well... Yeah, she's kind of been pushing her paranoia too far. She really DOES need this.
  • Icky: "So I take it this episode's gonna be about giving Gazelle due anger management?"
  • Lord Shen: "Essentially."
  • Kaa: "Goodness, so, that time with the Lightfly Queen didn't worked?"
  • Soothsayer: "I would like to believe that it did work, but Gazelle's discovery of Artificial Magic gave a replacement niche to suffering Mad Rim Madness."
  • Crane: "I think she also warned that Gazelle being made easier to anger, might also be a side effect of, being IN the Mad Rims at all. She called it "Survivor's Withdrawl."."
  • Lord Shen: "Figures as much. Even if we get rid of the majority of those terrible realms' influence, they find a way to bite back."
  • Icky: "Safe bet it's why they don't have an inter-dimensional tourist industry."
  • Gazelle was shouting as a wolf of Shen's was sent flying with a Goofy Scream!
  • Lord Shen: "..... We should DIFFIDENTLY work on easing these anger issues."
  • Icky: I believe this is where I act as a mouthpiece for X-OvrLuvr and say this is why Gazelle is not gonna be Uniter in PTE.
  • Iago: "It's amazing Scroopfan's even allowing the advertisement to another crossover series like this."
  • Banzai: Can't one of us talk to her about those anger issues?
  • Shenzi: There ain't no way I'm going near her! What, you want me to come out looking like you, Cactus Butt?
  • Banzai spat cactus needles at Ed for stareing too much.
  • Banzai: ".... Well we gotta do SOMETHING?!"
  • Pang Bing: "Just, give her a chance to cope, and we'll wait for her to calm down enough to be in, a co-operative enough mood to want to have these anger issues eased. By all means, I take the Artificial Magic issue seriously, but it won't help to ease the threat by letting the fear of it rule you. That wouldn't just disable her Uniter Abilities, but also leave her a target to those same figures if they are given the impression she's an immediate danger."
  • Tulio: But, this anger of hers, it's... Well... She's become addicted to it, right? Like universal assimilation or something?
  • Merlin: Think of it more as, PTSD. Traumatic events can mentally hurt someone, like seeing that Xexaxez destroy that universe did to us when we were dealing with Fake Xehanort. The multiverse is too big for the mortal mind to handle. Thus, there's too many things that aren't meant for mortal eyes. Gazelle is not immune to that. Seeing something as threatening as this 'super magic', must've made her terrified as to what they might do, and when they'll strike. So much so, that she's not in a position to wield the Uniter Blade. The trips across the multiverse worked, but unfortunately, traveling across the infinite multiverse, has serious consequences for the mortal mind. So, she can't use her Uniter Blade until this Survivor's Withdrawal is cured.
  • Duke: A little CC of rehabilitation, huh? That sounds easy. She trusts us. We can send someone DUMB enough to try talking to her.
  • Mad Hatter: I wouldn't. I'm mad, and even I'm not dumb enough to try.
  • March Hare: Me too, and I say that going anywhere near Gazelle is a bad idea. She's stark-raving-a mad!
  • Dormouse: Very stark-raving mad indeed.
  • Duke:... Well, glad to know we have the best-of-the-best. Anyone ELSE wants to volunteer?
  • Sparx: Well, if you're so concerned about this, how about YOU go?
  • Duke: ME?!
  • Sparx: Unless you're just as chicken as the rest of us. BOKBOKBOKBOKBOKBOKBOK!!
  • Duke: ALRIGHT, SPARX VOLUNTEERED!
  • Sparx: Wait, wha- (He was shoved into Gazelle's room, and got launched out by an angry screaming Gazelle who was cussing in Spanish)... Mommy? Fluff my pillow?
  • Duke: Anyone else?......... (Shrugs) Fine! I'll do it!

French Narrator: Literally 5 seconds later...

  • Duke:... Okay, I vote we NOT do that again!
  • Alex: Glad you finally said that.
  • Merlin: Quite. They don't call the Mad Rims, well, the Mad Rims, for nothing. It drives even the sanest of people insane. Gazelle isn't going to be in the mood to have a pep talk for the moment. So, we must leave her be.
  • Duke: UGH! Fine! Now if you'll excuse me... I need to remove some... Things, from my butt. Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow! (He limped away)
  • SpongeBob:... Poor Gazelle.
  • Patrick: Yeah. She's not having a good day.
  • Icky: Finally, Patrick said something that WASN'T a dumb quip.
  • Patrick: Yes I did! Yes, I did!
  • Sir Hiss: Well, it's settled. Gazelle cannot be with us on missions until her anger issues are resolved, for the safety of all the layers of everyone's skins.
  • Crane: Agreed.
  • Sam: Super agreed.
  • Max: Supercalifragilisticexpealidociously agreed.
  • Lord Shen: "In the meantime, let's see if we can work on finding a Therapist brave enough to want to handle an emotionally distroted Thomson's Gazelle with surprising abilities to kick keisters."
  • Boss Wolf: "Well, we could just call Hecktor in Zootopia to see if he knows some quality Zootopian Therapy guys."
  • Gilda: "Iiiiii don't think it's a good idea to bring her manager into this. He'll never give us a break if he found out that Gazelle went into a series of dimensional hellscapes and is afraid of Super-Magic now."
  • Spongebob: "You're right, he'll never let us hear the end of it."
  • Kowalski: "I could try to make a therapy bot-"
  • Icky/Iago/Skipper/Private: "No, no, no, no!"
  • Kowalski: "..... Toushe."
  • Squidward: "Well we'd already brought her to Elzaorbana, I don't think a second trip is warranted."
  • Mr. Krabs: "Also the fact that she's not even presentable to her at the moment."
  • Po: "Well why not just have her talk with the retired Uniters?"
  • Lord Shen: "While a capital idea, it's likely they're long caught into their own thing at the moment since the Great Cycle fiasco."
  • Banzai: "Also, I think Gazzy might be too angry for even THEM to be able to cope with."
  • SpongeBob: Wait a second, guys! My brain just hatched an idea! What if, we get one of the old Uniters to wield the blade until Gazelle calms down?! That way the Mothrons won't be able to steal it for themselves!
  • Icky: "...... And what does that have to do with keeping Gazelle calm?"
  • Spongebob: ".... Right, not part of the plot."
  • Lord Shen: "Also, it's impossible for the Uniter Blade to return to a former Uniter! It doesn't work like that! It had chosen Gazelle, and it is stuck with her until spiritual departure or sanctioned retirement."
  • Patrick: And I'm guessing finding a new Uniter is out of the question- (Boss Wolf bonks him on the head with his hammer) Sorry.
  • Lord Shen: "SAME PRINCIPLES APPLY?! Now can we PLEASE steer this conversation back into finding a way to calm Gazelle down?!"
  • Gilda: What about Penelope? Therapy is like the main thing for her species.
  • Icky: "Ya know how busy the HA are nowadays ever since the crazy secret identity thing. I wouldn't call Magnum an active therapist."
  • Gilda: "Figures."
  • Pang Bing: (Dubbed as Flora) But there must be some way...
  • Palmon: "Well this is a big weed problem of a conundrum."
  • Icky: Ugh! And Sora and Kairi are STILL out eloping!
  • Lord Shen: Not that she needs us. She's grown up well enough to be out on her own. Especially with that new ReMind game that came out recently.
  • Palmon:... So, anyone have any ideas?
  • Pang Bing:... Well, we never needed her so far, and we managed fine fairly recently. I say we let her vent on her own.
  • Duke:... Well, I'm staying behind to keep an eye on her. I mean, it's not like she's the only one in the UUniverses with such huge anger issues.

Equestria

  • Starlight: (She and Trixie arrived back home) UGGGGGH!! That travel back by train was MURDER! (She bottled up more anger into a jar)
  • Trixie:... So... Um....... Why are you bottling up emotions... AGAIN?
  • Starlight: It's... An experiment.
  • Trixie: Experiment?
  • Starlight: Yeah. I mean, magic IS fueled by emotion. The stronger we feel, the stronger our magic. (Trixie was about to speak) And no, Buzzord is NOT in on it!
  • Trixie:... So... What other emotions can be bottled up that can attack somepony like Trixie?
  • Starlight: Eh, the usual. Sadness, greed, happiness, pride, fear, disgust, pain... And... Lust. (She showed a giant jar of purple magic)...
  • Trixie:... The flop?
  • Starlight: Oh, it's pent up stress from being Twilight's student. It's especially hard, when your teacher is so... (Lustfully) INSPIRING!
  • Trixie:... OooooKAY, that explains that one phase where you made me dress up like Twilight... And sleep in your bed... Tied up. (Shivers)
  • (Deadpool): "Obvious fan-comic reference is obvious!"
  • Starlight: Just a little side-effect of this. For the record, I am NOT in love with Twilight!... I hope! It's just, she changed my life, and leave it at that. It's best not to think about it. Anyway, all the emotions I bottled up are an experiment to create an emotion pool that I can use to try enhancing a pony's magic capability.
  • Trixie:... Isn't that a little... Um... Dangerous?
  • Starlight: Maybe. But it could be useful someday. Angerstorm nearly succeeded.
  • Trixie:... Angerstorm?
  • Starlight:... You don't know anything, do you? Pheh. Angerstorm is a wizard who managed to expand upon the concept of emotion fuel. He made the Emotion Pool Spells, in which he can bottle up emotion and absorb it back into himself, to enhance his own spells.
  • Trixie:... Yikes.
  • Starlight: But some of his work was lost to time. They said he went REALLY far.... But what if I can bring them back? After the stuff we're going through right now, with the EEA and rumors of this evil family of the Storm King, then we might need some kind of secret weapon at play.
  • Trixie:... Does Twilight know?
  • Starlight: Yes. She's been all over it too.
  • Trixie: Of course she has.
  • Starlight: I figured, what could happen if you mixed ALL these emotions into one?
  • Trixie:... That seems like a bad idea... And this is coming from Trixie.
  • Starlight: Oh, I'm aware of the risks. But we defy risks all the time. It's the way of progress. At least it's not megaspell levels of destructive... I hope.
  • Trixie: Well, I hope you know what you're doing. Trixie still remembers what happened last time you bottled up emotions.
  • Starlight: Eh, sometimes crazy emotions like this might need to go somewhere else, and not in breakable distance.
  • Trixie:... Well, let's see it.
  • Starlight: Whoa, um, it's not ready yet. I'm saving it for a special occasion.
  • Trixie: Like what?
  • Starlight: "Like, when there's an appropriate situation for it."
  • Trixie: "Per-example?"
  • Pinkie's voice: "BAD GUY EMERGENCY?!"
  • Starlight and Trixie looked outside to see a wrapping paper covered rapper super-villain.
  • Super-Villain: "(Beatboxs), Al'ight suckas, here how's it go down, ya'll about to be taken over by the Wrapping Rapper, I'm about to make Equestria's Freedom go down the crapper, when I take over, no slave will take a nappa, cause I'm the Wrapping Rapper!"
  • Trixie: "..... Ugh, not this annoyance again."
  • Starlight: "Let me guess, another one of the Lougers' "Joke Villains"?"
  • Trixie: "He's essentially Pop Daddy's wanna-be fanboy. He started out as a henchman, but he wanted to prove that he can become a partner, so he mostly struck out on his own, to prove his partner-egliability."
  • Starlight: "So, he's mostly harmless, right?"
  • Wrapping Rapper: "Befo you dis, befo you scoff, get ready for me to get tough, fo this time, I have homies! (Giant Rock Ogres came forth). What-Up biyach, don't ya see, these Kaiju Level Orgres are here to say, IT'S ALL OGRE NOW!"
  • Trixie: "WAIT A MINUTE, I DON'T RECALL EQUESTRIA HAVING ROCK OGRES LIKE THAT?!"
  • Starlight: "I think he got them from Warner Bros Camelot!"
  • Wrapping Rapper: "(Speaks) LET'S GIVE A BIG SHOUT OUT TO THE GUY WHO MADE MY UPRISING POSSIBLE, DR. C TO DA R, CRANIUM REAPER?!"
  • Cranium Reaper was seen appearing forth.
  • Cranium Reaper: "That is RIGHT, Equestrian Pukes?! I came back here, still sore about that infamous humiliation over that bounty on a defector changeling, back for over-due revenge! I allow Pop Daddy's little fanboy to control giant Rock Ogres from Warner Bros Camelot, and now, they will stomp this place, OUT OF EXISTENCE?!"
  • Cranium Reaper laughed crazily!
  • Trixie: ".... I take it he's still butt-hurt about missing out on getting with the leaguers."
  • Starlight: ".... Actselly Trixie, I think stopping a vengeful super-villain with an over-powered lamer one with a Rock Ogre Army, is kinda the perfect chance to test out what I know!"
  • Trixie:... (Dubbed as Rafiki) I don't think this is gonna work, but I trust you.
  • Starlight: "..... Why, does that different voice thing happen?"
  • Trixie: "Eh, Icky said it's "A Series Stable" since the Original Crossover Series."
  • Starlight: ".... Ugh, this meta-humor stuff can get to me."
  • Trixie: "Still sour about the Deadpool thing awhile back?"
  • Starlight: FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF (She was running around banging on the room walls) FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF... A little bit.
  • Trixie:... Suuuuure. Anyway, let's get started.
  • Starlight: You go on ahead.
  • Trixie: No, Trixie would rather take the Lodger instinct right now and stay with you so you don't take this a little too far like in Twilight's vision of you and Sunburst killing yourselves with Somnambula's Tempus Objectus.
  • Starlight: Yeah, good point. Somnambula said that was too dangerous when I suggested using that to bring back some of Angerstorm's research.
  • Trixie: So... Let's see how this experiment of yours works.
  • Starlight:... Glad that I have a friend to give me moral support. (She emptied all the emotion into the pool and created a rainbow swirling cauldron of emotion)... Alright... Here goes everything. (She bathed herself into the pool, then found herself overpowered)
  • Trixie:... Oh, boy.

Ponyville

  • Cranium Reaper: MWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!! (The Camelotian Rock Ogres terrorized Ponyville)
  • Wrapping Rapper: YEEEAAAAAAAAAHHHH, YEEEEAAAAAAHH, YEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHH!!!
  • Cranium Reaper: I will have my REVENGE! And at the risk of triggering karma... NOTHING CAN- Okay, I'm not even gonna sa- (Something exploded near Twilight's Castle) OH COME ON!! (Starlight emerged in rainbow magic flames with her mane flapping beautifully with her eyes appearing in rainbow swirls)... Ummmm.... What's going on here?
  • Trixie: SHE OD'D ON EMOTION POOL MAGIC!!! BOLT!! BOLT!!!
  • Cranium Reaper: No! We just got here and-
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  • Starlight charged super-quick like something out of Dragon Ball Super as she instantly defeated and knocked out the Rock Ogres!
  • The Main 6 were arriving to confront Cranium Reaper and Wrapping Rapper, but stopped to a halt in utter surprise and saw that Starlight basically ultra-instincted.
  • Pinkie: ".... Twilight..... I think Starlight out-Dragon Ball'd you."
  • Cranium Reaper and the Wrapping Rapper were equally shocked at this....
  • Wrapping Rapper: "Hooooooo-lyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy, SHIT, N-"
  • Cranium Reaper: "UPUPUP?! TIMES ARE TOO PC FOR THAT WORD?! WE MUST-"
  • Starlight hovered over the now scared super-villains!
  • Cranium Reaper: "..... (Wimpfully) Please don't hurt me."
  • Wrapper Rapper: "Uh, I want to make a point to remind ya'll that this attempted conquest was brought to you by the Cranium Reap-"
  • Starlight blasted them off into the distance, and finally charged down with her mane exactly like it is when bottling emotions...
  • Starlight:... Everypony okay?
  • Rainbow Dash:... That... Was...
  • Twilight: Awesome, yes, I am on your side on that Dash, but also, VERY dangerous!... Starlight? Care to explain?
  • Trixie: It was the-
  • Twilight: Wait, don't tell me. The Emotion Pool Experiment?
  • Trixie: Yep.
  • Twilight:... Well... I guess my enthusiasm for magic, has gotten the best of me again.
  • Starlight: LET'S DO THAT AGAIN!!!
  • Applejack: WHAT IN TARNATION?!
  • Starlight: I'M SO F*****G HIGH ON EMOTIONS RIGHT NOW!!
  • Twilight:... Okay, it was DEFINITELY dangerous. We need to cut it off.
  • Starlight: NOOOHOHOHO!! (Cries hysterically) PLEEEEHEHEHEHEEASE!! I'LL BE GOOD, I SWEAR!! I WAS JUST SAVING EVERYPONY!!
  • Twilight:... And the overdose of emotion magic has made her mad with mood swings.
  • Pinkie: "So, what do we do now? Should we go after that Cranium Reaper and his wrapping rapper friend?"
  • Twilight: "Shining has us covered and has already called the UUPD to make an inter-world pick-up call. We'll call the Lougers later about sending the Rock Ogres back home."
  • Spike: "Can't we just use magic to teleport these guys off?"
  • Twilight: "Teleporting creatures of near-Kaiju size will exhaust too much magic, Spike."
  • Applejack: "It's settled then. But what do we do on keeping the big galoots still?"
  • Rainbow Dash: "Let's pin them Poniger's Travels style!"

Later...

  • Applejack: WHEW! (The Rock Ogres were all tied to the ground)... That was one TARTARUS of an effort.
  • Rainbow Dash: Yeah! Things that KILLED Ruber with their asses-
  • (Deadpool): AND ME AT THE END OF THAT MOISODE!! BY FOOT?!
  • Mane Six: (Dubbed as MLP.pmv group) NOBODY CARES!
  • Spike: Nobody cares!
  • (Deadpool): I'm just sayin'.
  • Rainbow Dash: ARE SO, SO, ROUGH!
  • (Deadpool); It didn't even kill him in the original source material! Scroopfan just wanted to make Coby the main villain like he always intended!
  • Rainbow: Like we said...
  • Mane Six: (Dubbed as MLP.pmv group) NOBODY CARES!
  • (Deadpool): Okay okay, yeesh! Shutting up now.
  • Rarity: "And just in time, because Shining's guard have came back with the two super-villains. (It was seen that the Guards ended up hypnotized and under the Cranium Reaper's control)....... With, mixed results."
  • Twilight: "..... Let me guess..... They never got to prepare against the fact the Cranium Reaper's a telepath?"
  • Rainbow Dash: "Seems likely."
  • Twilight: "..... Ughhhhh, this is why Hurricane goes on a rampage?!"
  • Cranium Reaper: "OKAY, BRIEF TIME OUT BEFORE WE START THIS?! WHAT IN THE DEVIL WAS THAT?! THAT THING, MISS GLIMMER HAS PULLED?!"
  • Pinkie: "Starlight made an experimental emotions pool that can make you super strong in magic or what have you and-"
  • Twilight: "PINKIE, DON'T TELL THAT TO THE SUPER-VILLAINS?!"
  • Pinkie: "Sorry."
  • Cranium Reaper: ".... That's, actselly a WAAAAAY better form of revenge then these clumsy Rock-Biter off-brands?! I could use that pool to make myself strong, AND GET THE LEAGUE'S ATTENTION AGAIN?!"
  • Wrapping Rapper: "AND I CAN LOOK COOL TO POP DADDY YO?! WE CAN BE EQUAL PARTNERS?!"
  • Cranium Reaper: "WHERE IS THAT POOL?!"
  • Applejack: "We ain't telling you nuthin!"
  • Cranium Reaper: "Eh, no problem, I CAN READ MINDS?!"
  • Twilight: Nice try. Only me and Starlight know where it is. I PLAN for these things. And good luck trying to fish info from ponies with occlumency training. Starlight looks too all over the place to read at the moment.
  • Starlight: (Running around) HEY-NANNEE-NANNEE-NANNEE-HEY-NANNEE-NANNEE-NANNEE-HEY-NANNEE-NANNEE-NANNEE!!
  • Trixie: "(Quietly) So I guess now might be a bad time to tell Sparkle about how I saw that pool and got where exactly where that is."
  • Cranium Reaper: "Are you sure you're not trying to lie to me? Because I am detecting one other shorce where I can find that pool: The Lougers' very own showboater horse?!"
  • Twilight: ".... (Facehooves) BECAUSE ALCHOURSE, STARLIGHT HAD TO SHOW TRIXIE THAT POOL?!"
  • Cranium Reaper: "GET ME THE SHOWBOATER?! (The Guards pounced on Rainbow Dash)!"
  • Rainbow Dash: "HEY?!"
  • Cranium Reaper: "NO YOU DOPES, THE ONE IN THE RIDICULOUS COSTUME?!"
  • Starswirl: "(Shows up) Sparkle! I came here as soon as I- (The Guards pounced him)! OOF?!"
  • Cranium Reaper: "THE OTHER PONY IN THE RIDICULOUS COSTUME?!"
  • Shining Armor: "(Shows up) Guards, why are you- (Gets Pounced as well) D'OOO?"
  • Cranium Reaper: "..... (Shows a picture of Trixie on a picket sign) THIS ONE?! THIS ONE?!?"
  • Trixie: "Uh oh. (Makes a run for it as the Guards chased her)."
  • Pinkie: "..... Wow. Even when hypnotized zombies, they're lousy at their job."
  • Cranium Reaper: Blame Mugshotra's failing minion insurance AND the fact it's having a union. Minions are now basically at craigslist levels now.
  • Rainbow Dash: Wow, you suck balls.
  • Cranium Reaper: Ugh tell me abou-.... Wait... Where'd the pony go? (Trixie was gone)... Did... Did nobody CHASE her?!
  • Starlight: YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEIIIPEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!
  • Twilight:... That was right in my ear.
  • Pinkie: Well, looks like we win again.
  • Rainbow Dash: So- (She quickly took all of them out)
  • Trixie: (Turned visible) Hah! Gotta love how Trixie's magic has been getting better thanks to Starlight.
  • Cranium Reaper: Why are you occasionally referring to yourself in third-person?
  • Trixie: Screw you, that's why. (She magically tortured him by giving him a vision of MLP Tales)
  • Cranium Reaper:... DAAAAAAAAAAAHH, NONSENSICAL!! WHY AND HOW ARE THEY SKATING?!? WHY ARE THEY SINGING LIKE THAT ABOUT BOYS?! WHAT'S THE POINT OF THAT SONG?! AAAAHHHHGH!!!
  • Trixie: Alright. Now, everypony, you might want to destroy that pool before anymore villains get any ideas.
  • Rainbow Dash: Roger that.
  • Twilight: "(Sighs), All that hard work."
  • Trixie: "Fair's fair, if Shen was here, he'd back me up on this."
  • Wrapping Rapper: "Man, this depute could've gone better yo."
  • Starswirl: ".... I suppose you would want me to free the Guards from their hypnosis then?"
  • Rainbow Dash: You really need to ask questions you already know the answer to?
  • Starswirl: "You don't need to be snippy, I was only trying to make sure."

Much Later...

  • Starlight was sober now, but has found the pool wrecked....
  • Starlight: "..... WHAT HAPPENED TO ANGERSTORM'S POOL?!"
  • Twilight:... We had to destroy it.
  • Starlight:... WHY?!?
  • Trixie:... I... Well... Those guys attacking us found out about the pool, thanks to the Pink Dolt exposing it's existence to them! It was a lucky break it wasn't exposed to FAR more serious threats, even if Cranium Reaper was a telepath. We had to decommission it to keep anyone else from abusing it.
  • Starlight:... UAAAGH!! THIS WAS SOMETHING I WORKED FOR MONTHS ON!!
  • Twilight: I know. But, clearly my enthusiasm was in the wrong. I'm sorry I couldn't've controled my own ambitions, Starlight.
  • Starlight: AHGH!!! We can try again, and this time, we-
  • Twilight: No. We can NEVER try again. This kind of thing is obviously why Angerstorm's research is lost. Emotion pools like this are a way to create things as powerful as megaspells, and THEY are banned for a reason, lest they create alternate timelines like that Fallout: Equestria timeline.
  • Rainbow Dash: And even the producer doesn't think too fondly of that one.
  • Spike: Yeah, she's right.
  • Starlight:... I CAN'T BELIEVE THIS!! YOU APPROVED OF IT TO BEGIN WITH, NOW YOU'RE BACKING DOWN BECAUSE LIKE, WHAT, TWO BAD GUYS FOUND OUT ABOUT IT?! IT WASN'T EVEN SERIOUS BAD GUYS?! IT WAS THE LOUGERS' JOKE VILLAINS?!
  • Applejack: "Well the Lougers told us that Cranium Reaper new the Villain Leagers, and that varment made clear he wanted to share this stuff with them to get membership. And that Rapping Wrapper Guy new Pop Daddy, who's likely gonna share it with other of the Lougers' usually less serious or lesser-rank enemies. That pool could've invited trouble."
  • Starlight: "BUT OTHERWISE PONYVILLE WOULD'VE BEEN REDUCED TO DUST BY THOSE OGRES IF NOT-"
  • Rainbow Dash: We would've improvised and do things like using their size against them! We ain't no strangers of fighting big dudes!
  • Starlight: ".... IT STILL ISN'T FAIR, TWILIGHT?!"
  • Rarity: Well, sorry, but tough crumpets, Miss Glimmer. She's a princess, so you better respect her decision, as with her being your mentor.
  • Starswirl: Indeed. I've known Angerstorm myself. He DID destroy his research himself. An emotion pool is too dangerous for ANYPONY to possess. Angerstorm had to destroy ALL his emotion pools AND his research after the invention of the megaspell thousands of years ago, because emotion pools are a way to infinitely expand the power of magic, and such a thing is infinitely dangerous. He even declared it unofficially to ban emotion pools just like megaspells.
  • Starlight:... GRRRRGH!!! (She exploded in red emotion magic and unleashed an anger storm) AAHHHHHHHHGH!!!
  • Twilight: UH OH, I DON'T THINK I CAN HANDLE MY OWN VERSON OF WHEN CELESTIA HAD TROUBLE WITH HER?! STARLIGHT, STOP! (She cast a shield around the room to keep the storm from spreading)
  • Starlight: I WAS THIS CLOSE TO MAKING NEW BREAKTHROUGHS!! THIS, CLOSE!! NOW IT HAS TO GO TO WASTE, BECAUSE OF TWO JOKE VILLAINS?!?!?
  • Trixie: "TO BE FAIR, AT LEAST ONE OF THEM KNEW THE LEAGERS PERSONALLY?! THEY COULD'VE ENDED UP BEING BAD WITH YOUR POOL TOO?!"
  • Starlight: "EXCUSES EXCUSES EXCUSES?!"
  • Twilight: (She magically froze Starlight in place)... Stop!
  • Starswirl:... I know you're angry, Starlight. Angerstorm was too. He refused to let it go to waste when I told him he had to destroy his research for the safety of Equestria. When he refused and let megaspells be invented, and thus cause serious damage, he learned the hard way. You KNOW how dangerous this can be.
  • Starlight:... But, we need a new ace. There will come a time where the Elements of Harmony can't always be relied apawn, espeically with things like the Magmatacus situation in mind. What if any threat out there comes with something just as strong?
  • Applejack: Are you willing to let them get stronger by creating something that can be easily stolen and abused like this? Cause allowing an Emotion Pool to exist won't exactly help matters with an already bad situation. You could destroy Equestria... AGAIN!
  • Pinkie: "And potaintionally worse than just from changing the timeline alot."
  • Starlight:... (The anger storm was reduced as Starlight sobbed, and instead the anger storm became a blue sad storm, which caused everyone inside of it to slowly feel the urge to cry)
  • Pinkie:... Why, do I feel the urge to cry?! (Fluttershy's will was too weak as she cried)
  • Starswirl: This is what emotion clouds do. They make ponies feel the corresponding feelings of the one who generated it. Just like it did to those who attacked Trixie.
  • Fluttershy: ALL THAT WORK, FOR NOTHING?! (Cries)
  • Twilight: Well, we need to keep her quarantined for everyone's safety until this emotional breakdown of hers dies down.
  • Starswirl: Indeed. Emotional magic surges haven't been seen in thousands of years since the Fear Wars. Starlight is the first pony in generations to rediscover this ability to generate emotional essence.... I'm not even kidding.
  • Pinkie: Wow.
  • Starswirl: Wow indeed.
  • Trixie: "Yikes. I would hate it if this is happening while Gazelle is going through a tirade of her own."
  • Applejack: "Careful not to give the Karma Fairies any idears, Trixie. Cause I think Gazelle being in one of her own moods, espeically one as bad as when we first met Pang Bing, is the last thing everyone here needs."
  • Pinkie: If I knew karma, the fairies already stock that karma file ready for us.
  • Twilight:... You're joking. You've actually seen-
  • Pinkie: Yes.
  • Rainbow Dash:... Sometimes your abilities are confusing even to other fourth-wall-breakers.
  • Pinkie: What can I say? I'm one-of-a-kind.
  • Trixie: "Wait, are you implying that-..... Uh oh..... I need to use your communications, Sparkle. (Zooms off)."

The Castle's Communicator.

  • Trixie: "ARE YOU SERIOUS?!"
  • Pang Bing: (On communication screen) Unfortunately, we are serious.
  • Trixie: "..... UGH?! JUST OUR LUCK?! GAZELLE PICKED QUITE A TIME TO START THROWING A FIT?!"
  • Lord Shen: Yes. She has finished her time in hopping across the multiverse, and has worried about this threat. But we kept trying to tell her to stop being so paranoid and instead worry about things just as crucial. She... Then started acting so paranoid, she lost herself. Now, because the Uniter Blade can only be wielded by people who are their true selves, it refused to let itself be wielded by her until she realizes her errors. Needless to say, she's very angry about it.
  • Boss Wolf: Sounds like something she HAD to learn someday, especially now that it's a new year.
  • Sandy: Yeah, she's supposed to stop worryin' about things like that. Guess we did this at a time where apparently Mewni has another situation with magic again.
  • Trixie: "Well FRICK?! Now on top of that, Starlight is also being hissy about destroying the Emotion Pool because it got discovered by Cranium Reaper and a rapping wrapper-covered nimrod ex-henchmen of Pop Daddy?!"
  • Lord Shen: "Now by all means, I consider that sensible. Cranium Reaper's knowledge would've been passed to other villains, ESPEICALLY the league due to his past with Mang in the Second Cartoonian War."
  • Icky: "Well yeah, that pool could've ended up giving another over-powered headache and make Gazelle into even more of a paranoid spazz."
  • Po: Ugh! Great! We have two hothead problems now.
  • Trixie: Indeed. Emotion pools are apparently too dangerous, because since emotion fuels our magic, using emotion pools aren't a good idea to use knowing the potential threat they pose.
  • Twilight: (Shows up) I admit, when she first told me the idea, it was brilliant. Unfortunately, I forgot that emotion pools were the exact thing that gave birth to megaspells, spells that are dangerous. Too much ambition can be dangerous.
  • Icky: Yeesh, first the chronoterrorisum thing, NOW THIS?!
  • Lord Shen: "You realize alchourse that this NEEDS to be addressed on the BOTH of them."
  • Rainbow Dash: WAY TO RUB IT IN, GUYS?! Ugh, just don't have her around while we don't have STARLIGHT around. These two need to cool down and realize that these things are for the best, before SOMETHING happens that they might not stand around long enough to regret.
  • Po: "Not sure if that would be easy since NEITHER might be co-operative at the moment, but, we'll do what we can."

(Suddenly the scene is paused)

  • Junjie: (Pops up) Don't ask me how I did it, but I hijacked Deadpool's ability to break the fourth to remind the producers that this episode is about me... NOT THESE LOSERS!
  • (MSM): Wow, really, dude? I never thought you'd stoop that low. Also, LOOK!!! (Junjie saw Chrysalis spying on them and hearing about Gazelle and Starlight's situation)
  • Junjie: "... Oh. Good, glad we established somethin-"
  • Deadpool: "(Shows up as a cowboy) (Clint Eastwood impression) This town ain't big enough fer two 4th Wall Breakers."
  • Junjie: (Screams like a girl and cartoonishly ran away in a puff of dust)
  • Deadpool: Eat me! Don't forget to write!... Now, let's see where the near-literal male bitch ran off to.

Villain League Castle

  • Junjie: (Screamed all the way back at the exact same moment Chrysalis returned)... GOD, I HATE that red ninja!
  • Galaxhar: I TOLD you hijacking Deadpool's boat was a bad idea.
  • Chrysalis: "I take it you got antsy about what I have been up to, Junjie?"
  • Junjie: YES! (Calms down) So... what did you find out?
  • Chrysalis: "To gut long stories short, Gazelle and GLIMMER, have anger issues."
  • Makunga: ".... (This video)."
JonTron - Excuse me, what?

JonTron - Excuse me, what?

  • Chrysalis: Ones that MIGHT just come in handy. Gazelle is not the Uniter Princess for the moment because she's acting like a big filly, and the Starlight pony has been in an emotions high because of some emotion pool stuff.
  • Makunga:... Emotion pool?
  • Chrysalis: Well, you KNOW that magic in Equestria is fueled and strengthened by emotion. The stronger your emotion, the stronger your magic. Emotion pools have been banned, unofficially I'll grant you, for eons.
  • Tai Lung:... You just might be onto something there, Chrysalis. I can see why Cobra likes you.
  • Chrysalis: I try. (Chuckles)
  • Junjie: So, Gazelle isn't Uniter Princess now, so that's definitely something. Without the Lodgers' OP gazelle with them, we could have a winning chance to use this info about an emotion pool to our advantage.
  • Chrysalis: You mean MY advantage. I'm the one who made the plan, after all.
  • Junjie: I thought we were in this together!
  • Chrysalis: You're Junjie.
  • Makunga:... Ohhhhhohohoho, epic burn right there!
  • Chrysalis: But no matter. We ARE in this together regardless... For the onetime moment. This is just to try something new since I'm out of options, what with that whole Great Cycle conundrum last year.
  • Tai Lung: So, what're we going to do, Chryssy?
  • Chrysalis: "Simple..... We do things to aggravate them. Gazelle's the easy one. We'll make sure this gets, anonymously tipped to the Mothrons, and I think they might like a chance to get at Gazelle while she's down.... Starlight, is more tricky. It has to be something that'll REALLY get under her skin."
  • Galaxhar: "Well why not just make it that Sunburst is going through a curse or something?"
  • Chrysalis: ".... I might, have an idea.... You four know how Mang has been fiddling with creating a Crown of Corruption?"
  • Makunga: "Well, yeah. He's making that thing to Re-Evil Cynder."
  • Chrysalis: ".... Well, I have a more, creative use for it."
  • Junjie:... Wait... You're suggesting... I risk ANOTHER literal hissy fit with Cobra... AND the first few layers of my skins... To steal something from him and use it in our plan?...... Wow! You're an extremist villain in the making. I'm so proud of you.
  • Chrysalis: Don't push it! I'm still not going to agree with how YOU do things.
  • Makunga:... And how do we know you won't double-cross US by tattling this little stunt to Cobra?
  • Chrysalis: Look, as tempting as that is, I'm afraid that's not an appropriate thing to do. I'll still get an equal slice of the blame cake. Whatever happens, Cobra won't approve, if we come out of this in another humiliating defeat, so it's time we get serious. Take this seriously and show some discipline. Make sure to the best of our ability that this scheme doesn't end up like the last hundred... In fact, I can't remember a time when we actually won.
  • Galaxhar: What about when we captured the Princesses of Heart right out from under the heroes' noses?
  • Chrysalis: Phases of a greater plan don't count, they're easier to do than the greater plan. It's like Blowhole said, they come in parts and phases. The plan is all of them and they ALL have to be done successfully.
  • Makunga:... Meh, no argument there.
  • Chrysalis: So, let's get started.... I can't even believe I'm turning to you guys of all Villain Leaguers for help.
  • Galaxhar: "That may had been because the last "Get Starlight" Revenge scheme, ended with us getting into legal brohaha with Team Nefarious."
  • Chrysalis:... You don't have to remind me.

Chapter 2: Angry Gazelle and Starlight

Dragon Temple

  • Mothrons were seen invading the Dragon Guardian Temple.
  • Mothron General: "DO NOT STOP UNTIL THE UNITER BLADE IS SECURED?! WE MAY NEVER GET ANOTHER CHANCE LIKE THIS AGAIN, SO NO MISTAKES?!"
  • Kowalski: (As the shield was sabotaged) HOW THE HELL DID THEY FIND OUT ABOUT THIS?!
  • Private: Yeah, usually the Lightflies are able to keep such things a secret.
  • Sam: PROBABLY ANOTHER KIND OF INFORMANT LIKE THE VILLAIN LEAGUE OR NEFARIOUS!
  • Lord Shen: "Well either way, now we're invaded by Mothrons?!"
  • Tigress: "We need to hold them back!"
  • Icky: You know, I'm actually glad X-OvrLuvr decided to remedy this problem in PTE-
  • Lord Shen: "CAN WE PLEASE NOT BE X'S MOUTHPIECE ABOUT THIS?!"
  • Icky: "Hey tell HIM that, he gave me that line!"
  • X-OvrLuvr: Hey, don't blame me! You should've known something like this would happen with a plot like "Gazelle has anger issues"!
  • Icky: Yeah, well, don't bother us right now, we have a fight to get to!
  • X-OvrLuvr: Fine! I've got stuff to do, too!
  • Mothron soldiers were trying to break through the barricades!
  • Sam: "Look alive, folks! Here comes that intense but invigorating fight sequence! (They burst in as they kicked their butts all over the place cartoonishly)"
  • Max: FREEZE, YOU OVERGROWN HOUSE FLIES, WE'RE PACKIN' HEAT!! (They fired at them)
  • The Blasts send Mothron Soldiers spiraling out of the Dragon Guardian Temple!
  • Mothron LT: "We're taking heavy hits, sir."
  • Mothron General: "Then send in the battle bots!" (The Motrhon Battle Bots appeared everywhere flying and blasting)
  • Kowalski: THEY HAVE TECHNOLOGY?!? I THOUGHT THEY WERE PROFICIENT IN MAGIC!!
  • Icky: "Dude, we litterally fought Mothron Battlebots before in like two previous episodes! We fought an old-school one in the episode about disavowing Lightning Dust being apart of a daredevil group and still being a bitch, and pretty much the more modern ones before in litterally during Princess Salvation where we were in the world of Big Hero 6!"
  • Kowalski: "..... Oh.... Nevermind then."
  • The group fought them back, but at worse it only scratches or dents them.
  • Skipper: HOOVER DAM, THEIR ARMOR IS TOO STRONG! (Suddenly, Insectasaurus and Ginormica grew in size and stomped them)
  • Ginormica:... These days, I, as a former human being given size-changing powers, fear that I may be the victim of those with a kink for this.
  • Missing Link: Given that one scrapped Kairi fetish episode of her becoming 60 feet tall, I don't blame you.
  • SpongeBob: Anyway, thanks for the save.
  • Mothron Lt: "The Bots have taken heavy casualties, sir."
  • Mothron General: "Then call in..... The Ooze Cannon."
  • A Large Tank-Like Cannon filled with Darkness Ooze was coming forth and aimed at the Dragon Guardian Temple.
  • SpongeBob: Did we scare them off?
  • Patrick: Well, they have a firework cannon for us, so, I suppose so.
  • Squidward:... Really? (They looked outside to see the Ooze Cannon)... THAT'S A WEAPON, YOU MORO- (They were blasted as the Temple started to flood in Darkness Ooze)
  • Spyro: OH BOY!
  • Cynder: THEY'RE GOING TO FLOOD THE TEMPLE WITH DARKNESS OOZE?!
  • Icky: "I DON'T WANT TO BE TURNED INTO A SENTIENT HEARTLESS?!"
  • Sparx: AHHHHGH, THESE BASTARDS JUST WON'T QUIT!
  • Duke: Best guess is that they're responding to what's obviously a onetime thing. Gazelle being unarmed with the Uniter Blade. So, the leader is finally getting another chance to get the Blade.
  • SpongeBob: But doesn't the Blade-
  • Duke: Dude, AFTER KNOWING WHAT IT CAN DO FOR YEARS, DO YA REALLY THINK THAT THEY'RE STUPID ENOUGH TO TOUCH IT?!
  • SpongeBob: Alright alright, I'm was just asking!
  • Mr. Krabs: ALL HANDS ON BIGGER DECKS!! WE'RE TAKING IN ALOT OF CORRUPTING SLUDGE?!
  • The Group moved to higher parts of the Dragon Guardian Temple!
  • Icky: "GOOD GRIEF, THE ABUSE THIS PLACE IS MADE TO GO THROUGH?!"
  • Tigress: Um, should we REALLY be going higher? Wouldn't that be dangerous?
  • Miguel: That's the beauty of it. That's the LAST thing they'd expect. They know we wouldn't do it, when we are to catch them off- (The Mothrons blasted down the towers)... Aw for the love of Christ! (They crashed comically and cartoonishly)
  • Shrek:... Owww!
  • Donkey: Oh my ass!
  • Puss: You ARE an ass!
  • Donkey: OH YOU KNOW DAMN WELL WHAT I MEANT!
  • Mushu: My leg!
  • Frank: (As his leg got crushed by a brick) MY leg!!
  • Mothron: Sir! We can't find the Blade!
  • Mothron Commander:... I don't get it! It should've been here!
  • Sir Hiss: Did you really think we'd leave it in the open for you?
  • Max: And we DIDN'T hide it in the couch cushions this time, because A, that's been done to death, and B, IT DOESN'T FIT!!
  • Brandy: We made sure to hide it somewhere far away.
  • Merlin: And I wiped our memory of where it went to all except Gazelle. So, good luck trying to dig into our minds for the information.
  • Mothron Mage: I'M CALLING YOUR BLUFF! (He mind-read them)... They're totally not bluffing!
  • Mothron Mage #2: Then we'll just restore the info.
  • Merlin: Um, no. As an occlumency master, I know how to defend memories from attacks and even counterattacks, spells and counterspells, etc. So, you're seriously out of luck.
  • Shenzi: HAH! Suck it like a lollipop, you overgrown flies!
  • Mothron Lt: ".... Uh, sir?"
  • Mothron General: ".... If we can't get to the Uniter Blade, then we'll have to bring it to US?! The one good use these misfitted annoyances can be is at least ransom bait! Holding them hostage will force the Uniter to come to the rescue, and then-"
  • Icky: "Ya sure ya wanna do that, buddy? Cause Gazelle is NOT in a cheery mode for this kinda crap, doing this would NOT end well for you guys."
  • Mothron General: "Oh it's not like that Politically Correct imbecile has the capacity to commit to a massacre or anything. She has to be one of the most dainty and pacifist Uniter I have ever heard of! She's fangless!"
  • Icky: Oh, really? Then why don't you see for yourself? OH, GAZELLE?!
  • Mothron LT: "(No longer confident) Uh, sir, I'm starting to think that maybe this wasn't such a good idea."
  • Mothron General: "Nonsense, LT, this is gonna be a slam du- (Gazelle charged in) -uAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHGH!!

French Narrator: One Violent Graphic Beating Later...

  • Gazelle: (She snorted like a rhino as the Mothrons flew of in fear)... Y NO VUELVAS!!! (She turned)... Well... I need a breather... And a shower to get some blood off my fur. Espeically if this is corruptive blood. I don't want to make it even more difficult to use the Uniter Blade again, espeically considering what happened to Apoca, Apoco.... The giant mix-match Elephant thing?!
  • Duke: "It was Apocrypha."
  • Queen Elzaorbana: "(Shows up with Lightfly guards) Don't worry Misfits, we're sorry we were late, but we're here to- (Got shocked of seen Gazelle covered in Mothron Blood and the sight of some unlucky Mothrons being beaten to near-death)...... Oh my."
  • Icky: "Hey, look at it like these. At least these idiots are only "MOSTLY" dead."
  • Queen Elzaorbana: ".... We'll, proceed to take the wounded Mothrons to Ligero then. Also, I'm sorry if these Mothrons somehow ended up discovering Gazelle's, current mood. We're usually so good at keeping such things hushed."
  • Shifu: "We suspect outsider fowl-play to be at work. We intent on tracking them down, and making a FIRM example out of them for nearly endangering the Universes to Mothron Rule."

Elsewhere, In The Crystal Empire.

  • The Crystal Empire was in utter chaos as Sunburst is now turned into Sombra colors with Sombra-eyes as it was seen that he is wearing an evil-looking crown. This was likely Mang's Corruption Crown!
  • Sunburst: "(While Commanding an Army of Moving Armors) MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA EVIL LAUGHTER EVIL LAUGHTER EVIL LAUGHTER?! I WILL RULE THE WOOOOOOOOORLD?!"
  • Evening Noon was in shock of Sunburst going looney!
  • Evening Noon: "..... WHAT HAS HAPPENED TO MY HUSBAND?!"
  • Cinch: "(Appears with guards at the ready) Guards, the Cryseller has been compromised?! Contain him so we can find a way to restore his purity?!"
  • Sunburst: "YOU CAN'T STOP ME?! I AM ALL POWERFUL?! I AM OMNIPOTENT?!"
  • Evening Noon: "Sunburst, please, calm down before-"
  • Sunburst: "Sunburst? THERE IS NO SUNBURST?! I AM NOW..... RED SUN?! MWAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH EVIL LAUGHTER EVIL LAUGHTER EVIL LAUGHTER?!"
  • Cinch: Yeesh, can he advertise his corruption in a more obvious way?
  • Shining Armor: I know. It's getting annoying.
  • Sunburst: "YOU MOCK ME AT YOUR OWN PERIL?! NOW THE BOTH OF YOU, WILL PUKE TOADS, SLUGS AND TROUTS?! (Curses Cinch and Shining to do exactly that) MWAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA EVIL LAUGHTER EVIL LAUGHTER EVIL LAUGHTER?!"
  • Candance: "Well "Mocking" you can't be helped if you LITTERALLY say "Evil Laughter" three times, AFTER ACTUALLY DOING IT?! It makes you sound like you're not meant to be taken seriously!" (She was cursed into the same thing)
  • Shining Armor:... THAT DOES IT- (Pukes more Toads, Trout and Slugs).... (He blasted Sunburst with all the magic he had as he shielded himself)
  • Sunburst: "IMPUDENT FOAL?! (Turns Shining into a foal)."
  • Shining Armor:... AAHGH!!! YOU MONSTER!!! (He vomited toads, slugs, and trouts)
  • Cinch: GRRRGH!! ALL CRYSTAL PREPS! ATTACK!! (All her students fired full-force at him, as he shielded himself again, only for some of them to flap their horns and debunk the shield, blasting him into a wall)... Good work, everypony. Reduced homework for all of you- (Pukes Toads, Trouts and Slugs).... Extra credit to any that can cure this annoying vomit curse that is creating excess animals?!
  • All Students: YAAAY! (They went up to try and remove the crown, but it was stuck to his head)
  • Cadence: What?!
  • Young Shining Armor: WHY ISN'T IT COMING OFF?!
  • Sunburst: URRGH! (He blasted them away) IT'S MAGICALLY FUSED THERE, FOOLS! Did you think this thing would let itself come off?
  • Evening Noon: It WAS a thought! Sunburst, hon, I KNOW you can fight it!
  • Sunburst: "RED SUN?! I AM RED SUN, NOT (MOCKINGLY) SUNBURST?! RED, SUN?!"
  • Evening Noon: "..... I, feel like alot of his corruptions are based on his personal anxieties."
  • Candance: ".... League magic specializes in Anxiety."
  • Cinch: "SO IT'S THEIR FAUL- (Pukes Toads, Trout and Slugs again)!"
  • Candance: "(Pukes some of her own).... Well, that crown does kinda look like something Lord Cobra would make."
  • Shining Armor: "WELL WHY IS IT ON SUNBURST?! IF ANYTHING, YOU'D THINK HE MAKE SOMETHING LIKE THAT FOR ANOTHER "RE-EVIL CYNDER" PLAN- (Pukes Toads, Trout and Slugs)!"
  • Cinch: "SERIOUSLY, EXTRA CREDIT FOR ANYONE WHO CAN CURE THIS CURS- (Pukes Toads, Trout and Slugs again!)"
  • Evening Noon: ".... Actselly, I kinda do think that maybe that crown was meant to make Cynder evil again."
  • Shining Armor: Well, if it's for Cynder, then why-..... JUNJIE- (Pukes Toads, Trouts, and Slugs)
  • Cadence: You sure it's him?
  • Shining Armor: It's got to be. Why would Cobra waste his time with Sunburst?
  • Cadence:... Good poi- (Pukes toads, trouts, and slugs)
  • Evening Noon: Someone I should know?
  • Shining Armor: We're too sick with a curse to explain! Uhhhhhgh! My insides are an animal husbandry- (Pukes more toads, trout, and slugs) UGH! RON WEASLEY, EAT YOUR HEART OUT! UGGGH!!
  • Evening Noon: "I'm sure it isn't very good for these animals neither, suddenly born inside a pony to be puked out? Imagine the therapy Fluttershy will have to give them!"
  • Cadence: THEY'LL get therapy?! What about u- (Pukes more toads, trout, and slugs)
  • Cinch: (Dubbed as Stewie) I don't wanna! I don't wanna- (Pukes more toads, trout, and slugs)
  • Evening Noon: "Yeesh, pardon me for being concerned for the toads, trouts, and slugs, I'm sure they're not enjoying this neither."
  • Cadence: Sorry... it's just- (Pukes more)
  • Cinch: "SERIOUSLY, EXTRA CREDIT, FOR A CURE?!"
  • All Students: YES MAM!! (They ran off cartoonishly)
  • Cinch: Ugh, I MEANT LATER- (Pukes more toads, trouts, and slugs)
  • Shining Armor: UGH, CAN'T ANYTHING JUST SAVE SUNBURST ALREADY?!?
  • Sunburst: RED SUN, RED SUN, RED F*****G SUN!!!
  • Cinch: Sure, keep acting like an overgrown child, and we'll EVENTUALLY call you tha- (She vomited more toads, slugs, and trouts)
  • Sunburst: ".... Ya know what, I'll pardon that, because I'VE WON ANYWAY, AND NOPONY IS GONNA SAVE YOU?!"
  • Evening Noon: "And like that, you just challenged karma."
  • Sunburst: "Oh, I'M SOOOOOO SCARED?! I'm serious?! Nopony, AND I MEAN NOPONY, IS GONNA-
  • Cinch: (She just magically froze him in place)... There. He should be that way until we find a way to take off that crown.
  • Cadence:... Thanks, Miss Ci- (She vomited more trouts, toads, and slugs)
  • Cinch:... Now then, let me get to curing this awful curse- (Vomits toads, slugs, and trouts)
  • (Deadpool): "Wow, they didn't even NEED the Main 7 to come to the rescue that time."
  • (WB Deadpool/YB Deadpool): "Wait for it."
  • Sunburst: (He broke out) NICE TRY! (He magically froze them in place)... Looks like karma took a break. (He was then magically frozen in a stronger spell thanks to the Mane Seven).... Wow, short break.
  • Twilight:... Sunburst! What is that crown on your head?
  • Rainbow Dash:... (Looks at it)... Ugh! It looks like it was made by the Villain League.
  • Twilight: Are you sure?
  • Rainbow Dash: Their symbol is on it.
  • Twilight:... Why do they advertise their symbol if they'd want to shroud their plans?
  • Rainbow Dash: I keep telling you, brand recognition.
  • Twilight: Yeah, but can they at least be subtle? Is it any wonder why they keep losing?
  • Spike: Guys, if you hadn't noticed, Sunburst needs us.
  • Twilight:... You're right. Let's get him to my Castle. (Takes a moment to unfreeze Shining, Candence, Cinch and the others).
  • Cinch: "Well, thank goodness for your intervent- (Pukes Slugs, Trouts and Toads)....."
  • Fluttershy: ".... Oh. My. Poor creatures."
  • Spike: "I'd also try to be concerned about the ponies puking them out."
  • Twilight: ".... Ugh, I always hated Puking Animal Spells."
  • Fluttershy: I must help them.
  • Cinch: Well, you can do that to all except the trouts, because... You know... They're fish. (The trouts were seen dead due to having no water)
  • Fluttershy: Ohhhh.
  • Twilight: Hey, you can't save everyone.
  • Rainbow Dash: True. Besides, they're recent deaths. You can feed them to any piscivores you have. I mean, animals are used as food all the time. Snakes get fed baby mice.
  • Fluttershy: (Softly sobbed)... I only feed my snakes dead baby mice. To feed them to snakes alive... It feels so... Sad. I feel sorry for newborn-lives being ended like that.
  • Spike: Hey, there's practically too many mice anyway. They reproduce PRETTY damn quickly.
  • Fluttershy: I know, but... It still feels wrong. To feed live animals, especially babies, to animals... It just... Feels like murder. (She softly sobs)
  • Cinch:... Wow. Not to be mean, but... You're just too much of a sweetheart.
  • Twilight: Well, that's why she's the Element of Kindness.
  • Cinch: "Fair point."
  • Pinkie: ".... Hey, I just realized something.... How is Starlight feeling about Sunburst being a bad guy cause of the League's crown thingie?"
  • Rarity: "Good question. Starlight, are you- (Starlight had a super-pissed face) WHAAAA-HAHAAAA?!"
  • Spike: ".... I'm gonna say no on her being cool with this."
  • Starlight: I... am not... gonna get mad... I AM GOING TO KILL THAT COBRA FOR CORRUPTING MY SWEET SUNBURST!
  • Twilight: Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh...
  • Starlight: I KNOW HE'S MARRIED, SHUT UP!
  • Shining: "It's actually Jun- (Pukes Toads, Slugs and Trouts)- Jie's fault."
  • Pinkie: "OH NO?! NOT THE DREADED JUN-BLAUGHHHHHHHHHHH-JIE?!"
  • Rainbow Dash: Oh for f***'s sake! He meant Junjie!
  • Pinkie:... OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh... I knew that.

Later...

  • Twilight: (The group placed Sunburst in Twilight's bed, as he was still frozen)... Why would Junjie do this to him?
  • Rainbow Dash: Yeah, he and his Dreamworks villain jackasses would rather pick on somepony more important than him. Why the f*** would they do this to the Crystaller of the Crystal Empire?
  • Rarity: "Perhaps it's because Sunburst could be a mere guinea pig of that specific crown?"
  • Applejack: "Well if I were like my cousin Betting Apples, I'd say that's likely something Mang wanted to use on Cynder given how cartoonishly evil it made Sunburst."
  • Twilight: "But it still begs the question: Why though?"
  • Spike: "Well, craziest possible scenario, it's because Chrysalis told him to as another revenge pitch onto Starlight."
  • Rainbow: (The ponies burst out laughing at that) Yeah, right!
  • Rarity: Why in the wide, wide world of Equestria would she EVER encourage him to do something like that? In the name of vengeance, no less?
  • Spike: "I did say it was a craziest possible scenario."
  • Twilight: Eh, yeah, it's not likely. She doesn't trust Junjie anymore than Cobra did. The guy is an extremist that gets the Villain League in more trouble than they want.
  • Applejack: Yep. Plus, even as a test subject, they'd surely have better ponies out there to test it on. Why Sunburst specifically?
  • Starlight: WHO CARES?!? THEY'RE GONNA GET A HUGE CAN OF WHOOPASS!!
  • Twilight: Starlight, NO! You're in no position to fight. You're still high on emotion essence.
  • Starlight: SO WHAT?! EMOTIONS FUEL SPELLS!! YOU CAN HAVE ME WRECK S*** ALL OVER THEM!!
  • Twilight: I'd rather not have us come across as that way.
  • Spike: Ch'yah. I may be a dragon who's grown up enough, but even I wouldn't really have Starlight go berserk on those Villain Leaguers.... As amusing as it sounds.
  • Starlight: PROBABLY BECAUSE YOU WERE RAISED BY PONIES!!!
  • Spike: YEAH, BUT I JUST GOT THE STANDARDS OF DRAGONS SINCE I MET MY FATHER MONTHS AGO!!
  • Starlight: ".... UNBELIEVABLE?! FIRST YOU GUYS WRECKED THE EMOTION POOL, NOW WE'RE NOT EVEN TAKING ACTION ON THE LEAGUERS?!"
  • Rarity: "Or at least not yet anyway until we gain Lodger attention, darling."
  • Starlight: YEAH, WELL... WHO NEEDS THE LODGERS?! WE'RE DOING JUST FINE WITHOUT THEM!
  • Applejack: "Kinda because we got lucky with Sunburst. I'd imagine that otherwise if he saw us a'comin', he'd made us puke critters too!"
  • Twilight: Exactly. Only a fool relies on luck to win. And we are NOT fools. And neither should you be. You're not going anywhere until this emotions high of yours dies down.
  • Rainbow Dash: You better do as she says, Starry.
  • Starlight: OH, THAT'S EXPECTED FROM THE ELEMENT OF LOYALTY! BEING A BIG FAT KISSASS!!
  • Rainbow Dash: EEEEEEEEEeeeeeeeeeeeeeEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEXCUSE ME?!?
  • Pinkie: "Uh oh! Arbitrary friendship scuffle?!"
  • Rainbow Dash: I'LL HAVE YOU KNOW I'M NOT DOING THIS OUT OF ROYAL RESPECT!! I'M DOING THIS AS A FRIEND!! THAT'S WHAT FRIENDS DO!! THEY HELP EACH OTHER!!
  • Starlight: WELL, IT WOULD ALSO HELP, IF YOU HELPED ME GIVE THE VILLAIN LEAGUE WHAT THEY DESERVE!!
  • Twilight: Starlight, no! We're not going out there and making a scene. That's NOT how we're supposed to do it.
  • Starlight: Correction: That's not how YOU'RE supposed to do it.
  • Twilight: Nono, you know that's not true!
  • Starlight: PLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE-
  • Twilight: The answer is still no! We can't just go bursting in like that and wreaking havoc. That's the behavior of a villain.
  • Starlight: Then I'll DO IT MYSELF- (Twilight froze her in place too)
  • Twilight:... Sorry, Starlight, but until this emotion high breaks down, you're not going anywhere. (She put her aside Sunburst)
  • Pinkie: "That just made the Starburst Shippers happy."
  • Spike: "Well that's all they're gonna get, cause in SAF, Sunburst is a married pony."
  • Pinkie: Well, yeah, that was before Sunburst was reintroduced in canon.
  • Spike: Nevertheless.
  • Pinkie: Well... They should be safe for the moment. (The group left as Chrysalis was watching along with Junjie and his crew)
  • Junjie:... Well, that was a bust. As usual.
  • Chrysalis: Curses! Looks like we'll have to bring out the big guns.
  • Galaxhar: (Got out humongous guns) WAY AHEAD OF YOU!
  • Chrysalis: That's not what I meant, fool! I meant, turn to drastic measures.
  • Galaxhar: "Well to be fair, I would call using these Jingjinghaga Guns to be pretty drastic."
  • Chrysalis: "REAL WORDS, PLEASE?!"
  • Galaxhar: "... Or as earth tongues would call them, Distinablasters."
  • Chrysalis: "Well, those things aren't needed!"
  • Tai Lung: "Okay, Queen Bughorse, what's your idea of a drastic measure then?"
  • Chrysalis: Subtlety, of course. Something THOSE things are NOT!
  • Galaxhar: See, this is why we pal around with Junjie. Mang has made you LAME!!
  • Chrysalis: Yeah well, deal with it! But, I have something better. (She reversed the two from their immobilization)
  • Sunburst:... I'M FREE!!
  • Starlight: I'M FREE!!
  • Sunburst: YOU!
  • Starlight: YOU! (The two suddenly exploded in magic, getting the Mane Six's attention)
  • Twilight:... What was that? (They saw Starlight wrestling Sunburst in pure raw magic power as she tried to get the crown off of him) WHAT?! BUT THAT WAS MY STRONGEST IMMOBILIZATION SPELL!!
  • Applejack: "My gut instinct tells me this has Junjie's handy-work all over it!"
  • Pinkie: "But he's not usually magic capable!"
  • Rainbow Dash: "OBVIOUSLY he's working with someone WHO IS?! Just the matter of figuring out who here."
  • Spike: "Let's maybe focus on containing the Starburst Battle first?"
  • Pinkie: STARBURST?! WHERE?! (Looks around excitedly until the others look at her) OHH, you meant Starlight and Sunburst. Sorry.
  • Starlight and Sunburst have a dramatic battle!
  • Starlight: "YA KNOW, I ENDED UP REVIVING CUTIE MARK COMMUNISM AND MESSED WITH TIME, BECAUSE I WAS UPSET ABOUT YOU?!"
  • Sunburst: "OH WAAAH WAAH, CRY ME A RIVER, STARLIGHT WHIMPER?!"
  • Pinkie: "I am REALLY started to not like Evil Sunburst here."
  • Sunburst: "RED, SUN?! I AM RED SUN?! (Zaps Pinkie and turns her into a Balloon Animal Version of herself)...."
  • Balloon Pinkie: "..... NOW I REALLY DON'T LIKE EVIL SUNBURST?!"
  • Sunburst: I SAID RED SUN!
  • Everyone: (Dubbed again as PONY.mov crew) NOBODY CARES!
  • Spike: Nobody cares!
  • Starlight: SUNBURST, I'M TRYING TO BE SERIOUS HERE! I'M TRYING TO SAVE YOU FROM THAT EVIL CROWN ON YOUR HEAD!
  • Sunburst: Um, NOTHING FROM YOU SHOULD EVER BE TAKEN SERIOUSLY, MS. I'M GONNA COMMIT CHRONOTERRORISM BECAUSE I LOST MY BEST FRIEND!! (Everyone was shocked)
  • Starlight:... (She ended up mad and used the same banishing spell she used on Discord, but because of her emotions high, she ended up horribly injuring Sunburst)... OH MY GOSH!! SUNBURST, I'M SO SORRY!
  • Junjie:... That's actually more subtle. Kudos.
  • Chrysalis: Why did you think I was a good queen? Starlight is out of control and just hurt the one whose departure made her evil. That alone makes her manipulative. We can use her own emotions high against everypony around her.
  • Makunga: YOU MANIACAL GENIUS!!
  • The Five immediately snuck off!
  • Sunburst laid defeated and burned, but he can survive from it. The Corruption Crown ended up too fried to ever work again....
  • Rainbow Dash: ".... Well..... In one hand, it trashed Mang's Corruption Crown."
  • Rarity: "But a small victory I'm afraid to Sunburst being.... Sun-Roasted!"
  • Sunburst: "(Uncorrupted) Why is everything BURNNNNNNNNNNIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIING?!"
  • Applejack: "Annnnnnnnd he doesn't even remember being corrupted. Figures. Being cured of corruption always gotta lead to brief amnesia."
  • Starlight:... I... Sunburst, I'm sorry! I'm SO sorry! (She ran off)
  • Sunburst: What the devil happened to me?! (The crown just fell off his head and he picked it up)... Wha? Why would the VILLAIN LEAGUE do this to a random pony like me?
  • Pinkie: Who knows? Except for us when we get to the bottom of this?
  • Twilight: Indeed. But I need to ask, who would help Junjie undo our immobilization spell?
  • Pinkie: Again, who knows except us when we get to the bottom of this?
  • Rainbow Dash: I second that twice. Whoever it is, we'll beat the everliving s*** out of him/her.
  • Applejack: Don't know how easy that'll be. Them magic users in the Villain League are CRAFTY! Specially Maleficent.
  • Twilight: Well it's not her. She's too loyal to fraternize with an extremist joke like Junjie.
  • Pinkie: "Maybe it's Jafar!"
  • Applejack: "Same thing."
  • Fluttershy: "Ursula?"
  • Rarity: "Her spells are too specific to be her."
  • Pinkie: "Faciliar?"
  • Spike: "Then we would've seen his "Friends" by now."
  • Rainbow Dash: "Maybe it was Hades!"
  • Twilight: "I'm not detecting any Tartaric God Magic, so no, it's not him."
  • Pinkie: "I'm stuck between Mirage and Fagin."
  • Twilight: "I'm not picking any Darkspawnian power neither."
  • Applejack: "Madam Mim?"
  • Twilight: "This is TOO subtle to be that crazy witch."
  • Rainbow: Mim? You mean that really old lady they have? The one who looked scary beyond all reason?
  • Rarity: I have to also say nay to her involvement as well. From what Icky told me, making potions to turn people into animals is more her style.
  • Pinkie: It's true. She once sent me some baked goods that turned the Baby cakes into elephants. Not my best day.
  • Applejack: Also, that's Yzma.
  • Rainbow Dash: Oh... Haven't really seen HER in forever.
  • Spike: Merlock?
  • Rainbow: Nah. He'd go for Shenzi.
  • Twilight: Well, that just narrows it down to- (Realizes something) Oh, she wouldn't.
  • Pinkie: "Who wouldn't?"
  • Twilight: Chrysalis.
  • Applejack: "But didn't we already agree that was too wild a scenario?"
  • Twilight: Well, she has it out for Starlight. It also explains why Sunburst was targeted. She'll do anything to get Starlight stark-raving mad, and thus unleash her unstable magic upon any who cross her. Whatever happens to Starlight's personal life, she'll be there with safety on her magic... BROKEN.
  • Rainbow Dash: Well, I say we blast her back to the Villain League castle and be done with it.
  • Applejack: "If we worry about gunning Chrysalis and/or the possibility she IS with Junjie, that might risk leaving Starlight vulnerable fer more surprises."
  • Rainbow Dash: ".... DANG IT?! SOMETIMES I HATE LOGIC?!"
  • Fluttershy: So what do we do?
  • Twilight: I don't know, but if the Lodgers' situation is anything like ours, they must be totally wetting themselves right now.

Dragon Temple

  • The Dragon Guardian Temple was still in ruins.....
  • Icky: "..... Oy.... It's only been a few moments since the Mothrons left and it's still a mess."
  • Iago: Good luck getting back the catering deposit... Or what was our version of it.
  • Chaos: Eh, it looks better this way.
  • Squidward: Of course YOU'D say that.
  • Duke: Well, s***. Our place is trashed, and the ponies out there are facing QUITE a similar situation.
  • Gazelle: I SAID I WAS SORRY!
  • Shifu: It's not entirely your fault.
  • Spyro: Yeah, sometimes stuff happens.
  • Sparx: Stuff like Gazelle being pretty bonkers mad that her Blade isn't working? I mean, I heard of the phrase 'angry like an antelope', somewhere, but this tops it.
  • Gazelle: YOU TAKE THAT BACK!
  • Duke: WHOA, GAZELLE, WHEN DID YOUR VOICE GET SO SQUEAKY?! You sound like you just lost your puberty.
  • Sparx: PHAH, RIGHT?!
  • Gazelle: HOW DARE YOU?!?
  • Sparx: OH, GODS, YOU SOUND LIKE YOU'RE TURNING INTO MORE OF A CARTOON CHARACTER! (Laughs) I CAN'T BREATH! (Suddenly this happens)
Darwin's Rage Scream

Darwin's Rage Scream

Gag Clip

  • Gazelle: EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEDAY DA DAIE DAIE, EMPUJA MI ESPADA UNIFICADORA POR TU, BURRO!!!
  • Sparx: OKAY, OKAY, WE TAKE IT BACK! OH CHRIST, MY EARHOLES ARE STILL RINGING!!
  • Icky: "..... Thank you for that, Gazelle, we'll make sure you'll be billed for the hearing aides we may require now."
  • Phil: Please, I'm sure we've been earraped by far louder YouTube Poops than this.

Cutaway

  • Icky: PFFT! (He was watching the Mashed Bandicoot YTP Part 2)
  • Robotnik: So, Corty, what would you rather have? Lava boiling your feet, or (In choppy random way) Lava, BOILING, your, feet! (Normally) Tell me your choice!
  • Dr. Cortex: I don't see wha-
  • Robotnik: (In distorted audio) TELL ME YOUR CHOICE!!
  • Dr. Cortex/Icky: (With bleeding earholes) AHHH! MY FLIPPING EARS!!

Present

  • Phil: WAY worse than that!
  • Icky: "Well, I feel like Gazelle's High-Pitched Tantrum was the one that really messed the ear-drums."
  • Sparx: (The communicator is ringing) AHH, THERE IT IS AGAIN!
  • Cynder: "I think that's the communicator!"
  • Sparx: WELL THEN SOMEONE GET IT! Aaaaahooowch!
  • Pang Bing did so.
  • Pang Bing: "This is the Dragon Guardian Temple, what's the latest situation?"
  • Twilight: We're not really in any trouble, Pang Bing.
  • Rainbow: Unless you count Starlight losing her temper because of an abandoned Villain League crown attaching itself to Sunburst, trouble.
  • Twilight: "IS SUBTLY NOT A THING WITH YOU, RAINBOW DASH?! MUCH LESS TACT?! Ugh.... That IS to say, we do have an issue with Starlight's emotion problem."
  • Duke: You're not the only ones, sister.
  • Pinkie: "I take it that means Gazelle's not getting any better?"
  • Duke: Nyope. Gazelle just trashed the Dragon Temple defending us from a Mothron attack focused on taking the Blade.
  • Rainbow Dash: Uh, they DO know that-
  • Duke: OF COURSE THEY KNOW THE BLADE BURNS, WHY WOULD YOU THINK THEY WOULDN'T KNOW THAT?! THEY'VE BEEN AFTER IT FOR GOD KNOWS HOW LONG!!
  • Rainbow Dash: JUST MAKING SURE, GEEZ!!
  • Duke:... (Deep breath) Sorry. It's just, this s*** is getting to us as much as it is you.
  • Rarity: "Then we're both in agreement that these situations need to be addressed."
  • Duke: No crap. These two are going mad out of grief, Gazelle because she's having a hard time getting her pure mind back, and Starlight because she's stuck in a bad case of mood swings.
  • Twilight: And knowing Chrysalis and Junjie are working together, it's-
  • All Lodgers: THEY'RE WHAT?!?
  • Rainbow Dash: Oh, yeah. For whatever reason, Chrysalis and Junjie are working together.
  • Iago: BULLCRAP! Why would Cobra's girl align herself with-
  • Applejack: It's another "Revenge onto Starlight" thing, like with the Mean 6.
  • Rarity: But now it appears to be using her own emotions against her.
  • Icky/Iago: "IT FIGURES?!"
  • Squidward: Yeah, we get she's still mad at her for costing her her kingdom, but Junjie, the one who routinely betrays the Villain League and/or end up getting them to rebuild the League Fortress to repeatable levels, and yet they STILL let him stay, like IDIOTS, is the LAST person she should trust. He's been ruining their reputation just as much as we have.
  • Shifu: And he used to be so celebrated before he tricked Po into disobeying me and getting me demoted.
  • Po: Yeah, f*** him for that. He turned me against my own friends. THEN he tried to stupidly try to take over the Lodge?! Granted, he stopped doing that in recent years, but NOT SO MUCH AS THE CRAZY EVIL SCEMES TO MAKE HIMSELF LOOK LIKE HE'S TOP DOG MATERIAL FOR THE LEAGE?!
  • Tulio: Indeed the jerkoff knows how to f*** with people's lives and reputations. So, again we ask, WHY THE F*** WOULD CHRYSALIS TRUST HIM?!?
  • Applejack: Again, cause it's another revenge attempt against Starlight!
  • Tulio: THAT WAS RHETORICAL! (Sighs)
  • Duke: "But why is Gazelle being dragged into this?!"
  • Skipper: "Obviously because it's mostly to slow us down in hoping her revenge sceme would run unchallnaged. Well she didn't count on Gazelle's anger being a double-edged sword! It can just as much help us then hinder us."
  • Kolwalski: "Albeit, very situational."
  • Lord Shen: Time to have a big chat with Cobra.
  • Boss Wolf: Ohhhh yeah, because sounds to me like she's going to lose MORE than her kingdom.
  • Applejack: Well, while you do that, we'll find someone who can help cure Starlight's condition.
  • Icky: "Well slight heads-up, she might be too much for an orderary theropist or psycoligist! Starlight effectively became an emotional hot mess too much for even Dr. Phil to be ever able to help without being blasted by a banishment spell!"
  • Applejack: Then figure it out. You're the heroes. We've got to find an expert in this.
  • SpongeBob: Alright.

Villain League Castle

  • Chrysalis: (The group appeared back) Alright, everyone, we have this in the ba- (The group stopped to find the Lodgers and the Villain League in their presence)...
  • Cobra:... Tell me it isn't true, Chrysalis!... Tell me you not only aligned yourself with that... JOKE... BUT you stole that crown from me as revenge against Starlight?!
  • Chrysalis:... YOU LODGERS!!
  • Cobra: Don't talk to them like that, they did the right thing telling us... And that's something I don't normally say. But regardless, this was done without our permission, and thus you have forgotten your place!
  • Maleficent: You know the price of disobeying us.
  • Chrysalis: I WAS-
  • Maleficent: SILENCE!
  • Lord Cobra:... You are on cleaning duty for the rest of the year. And on top of that, WE ARE FINISHED!
  • Chrysalis:... What?
  • Lord Cobra: You heard me! You do this behind my back, and you... FRATERNIZE WITH SOMEONE WHO MESSES UP OUR REPUTATION, AND JUST FLAT-OUT EXPOSED A PLAN WE'VE BEEN WORKING ON FOR YEARS!! CYNDER WOULD'VE BEEN OURS AGAIN!!!
  • Mirage: INDEED! NOW I MUST PROLONG BEING IN HER PLACE, BECAUSE OF YOU!
  • Chrysalis: I-
  • Mirage: SILENCE!
  • Lord Cobra: So, our relationship, is OVER!
  • Chrysalis: BUT COBRA-
  • Lord Cobra: WE, ARE, OVER! PERIOD!!! Enjoy spending the new year scrubbing the toilets.
  • Chrysalis:... (She looked at the Lodgers)...
  • Junjie:... I don't like where this is going!
  • Galaxhar: RUN!! (They left, all except Junjie who was magically and cartoonishly burned to a crisp)...
  • Junjie:... Owch!
  • Chrysalis: THIS IS ALL YOUR FAULT, LODGERS!!! FIRST I LOSE MY KINGDOM, AND NOW, I LOST MY HONEY!!!
  • Sam: Ahh, don't thank us.
  • Max: Just doing our duty- (Chrysalis went into a stronger emotional rage and started blasting them out of the Castle as the Villain League watched in horror)
  • Chrysalis: I WILL MAKE YOU PAY FOR WHAT YOU TOOK!!! (She magically fed off their love and weakened many of them, getting her stronger and more unstable)... Alright, Junjie! Would you like to help, OR WOULD YOU LIKE TO DIE?!
  • Junjie:... Um... Why would I-
  • Chrysalis: BECAUSE YOU'RE AS MUCH TO BLAME FOR THIS AS THEY ARE! YOU OWE ME, SO YOU ARE GOING TO FINISH WHAT YOU STARTED!!! EITHER THAT, OR I WILL KILL YOU AND ENSURE THAT THE VILLAIN LEAGUE KICKS YOU OUT SO THAT YOU CANNOT BE RESURRECTED!!
  • Junjie: Um, um, why would they-
  • Chrysalis: WHY WOULDN'T THEY?!? YOU BETRAY THEM ON A REGULAR BASIS! YOU TAINT THE NAME AND REPUTATION THEY'RE SUPPOSED TO HAVE!! AND NOW IT'S TIME FOR ME TO RETURN THE FAVOR! SO, YOU ARE MINE!
  • Junjie: I'm not afraid of you- (Suddenly, Chrysalis sapped him of his love and weakened him as well as his colleagues)...
  • Chrysalis:... I WILL MAKE SURE STARLIGHT WREAKS HAVOC ON EQUESTRIA, AND WHEN SHE'S FINALLY SAPPED, I'LL KILL HER AND TAKE OVER EQUESTRIA!!! THEN THE LOT OF YOU IN THE VILLAIN LEAGUE WILL REGRET TURNING THEIR BACKS ON ME!!
  • Shifu: Chrysalis, WE HAVE HAD ENOUGH OF- (Chrysalis teleported away with Junjie and his crew in a powerful storm)
  • Sparx:... Well, nuts, we just made it worse, didn't we?
  • Cynder: You think?

Dragon Temple

  • (Twilight): YOU DID WHAT?!?
  • Mr. Whiskers: Yeeeah, Cobra broke up with Chrysalis and now she's taken Junjie and his crew to step up her plans with Starlight.
  • Cobra: I can't believe I'm saying this, but we have to help stop this as well. If Chrysalis does this, we'll... We'll be the ones to blame and Celestia certainly won't let us live.
  • (Rainbow Dash): Well, smart move, idiots! YOU JUST MADE THE SITUATION WORSE!!!
  • Lord Shen: JUST GET STARLIGHT HER HELP AND WE'LL BE THERE RIGHT AWAY!!!
  • (Rainbow Dash): Whatever you say! (They hung up)

Twilight's Castle

  • Pinkie: "Wow. I know the League became a shell of its former self when the Great Cycle fiasco happened earlier than intended for Season 13 of SAF Chronicles, but, Mang breaking up with Chrysalis? YIKES!"
  • Rarity: "I suppose that means the league was in a middle of a very bad demoralized rut ever since those events, I believe?"
  • Rainbow Dash: "Obviously! They had a plan they were doing for 10 YEARS, and it all falls apart to stagnation, and the guy who was telling them to do certain things, TURNED OUT TO HAVE HIS OWN GOALS IN MIND!"
  • Fluttershy: "But not even I would think it's bad enough to the point that Cobra's and Chrysalis' relationship would be so fragile."
  • Spike: "It may not nessersarly be just that. I think it's because that Chrysalis became so passionate about revenge against Starlight that, I think she's feeding and getting stronger from being so impassioned about revenge onto Starlight!"
  • Pinkie: "YOU MEAN SHE'S BASICALLY SELF-FEEDING ON HERSELF?!"
  • Rainbow Dash: Makes sense. She cares about only herself and thus it comes down to vanity. Without someone else to love, the best thing around to feed her, she's going to end up cannibalizing herself.
  • Applejack:... Changelings, are SO weird.
  • Twilight: Indeed. Now she's resorting to self-love, and with the raw power of emotion-fueling magic, she's basically stuck in a loop of neverending power. The power she lets out will literally be feeding itself.
  • ???: That's not good. Not good at all. (Destiny appeared along with Spiracle)...
  • Pinkie: Oh, hey, Desti.
  • Destiny: Changelings can't feed off of each other. It was a last-resort tactic in desperation when we still lived underground. She'll be sustaining her magic power and the more she feeds, the more powerful she grows from it. But self-love feeding slowly destroys the body, and when it finally passes out... She'll be MAGICALLY dead.
  • Rarity:... Define, 'magically dead'?
  • Spiracle: Gladly. Feeding on your own love in an endless loop and making it more powerful, is like... Well... Drinking your own pee when you're surviving in the wild. It sustains you... But like the nitrogen-rich urine... Magic has a poison. It harms the soul and when it's finally overloaded and burned out... The soul will be gone forever. Resurrection will no longer be possible. She'll be neither dead, undead, or alive. She'll be... erased from existence. You can't bring back someone whose soul has ceased to exist.
  • Rainbow Dash:... Well isn't that peachy? The Lodgers pushed Chrysalis to kill herself in a much more extreme sense. If we don't stop her... She'll be nonexistent.... I guess that doesn't sound COMPLETELY like a bad thing.
  • Applejack: Well it's still a bad thing. No matter what, she doesn't deserve this. Also, if Chrysalis permanently dies, it might make Mang even worse... like, back to his old self.
  • Rainbow Dash: "The second thing was enough to convince me to go along with this."
  • Twilight: We must stop her rampage.
  • Rainbow Dash: But how? She's like, oozing with energetic death.
  • Spiracle: You can't take her on in that condition. It'd be like fighting a tubeless particle accelerator. A ring of intense energy. You'd be vaporized in an instant. Magic can be rebounded back, or added to her power. But feeding on love will empower her more.
  • Destiny: So you REALLY need to find that expert in this kind of emotion fuel.
  • Spiracle: And with Starlight a big concern, then odds are that, if she finds out that she could absorb magic, then she won't need her and she'll basically have all the emotion she bottled up and absorbed back in, inside of her.
  • Pinkie: And what happens after that?!
  • Spiracle:... Megaspells might annihilate everything in the world before she dies.
  • Twilight:... Lodgers, I swear, you owe us BIG for that!
  • (Deadpool): "Well THIS took a sudden turn, I thought it was gonna be a harmless episode about quelling cartoonishly crazy tantrums!"
  • (Discord): "Well what fun would it be if SAF is EVER that predictable?"
  • (Deadpool): Well, that's true.
  • (Discord): Glad we agree.
  • (Deadpool):... Wait, what are you doing back here?
  • (Discord): Exactly what you think I'm doing back here. (He punched him away with an engorged arm)

Chapter 3: Raging Fury

Meanwhile, at the League Fortress.

  • Throx was seen returning from the grocery store.
  • Throx: "Honestly, I am amazed about how convenient Big Bob's Big Convenience Market is, I got all the things I needed and then so- (Saw the magical surge and saw that it was coming from Chrysalis)....... Oh no..... OH NO?! WHAT DID I MISSED THIS TIME?! And why am I getting the feeling that it's her idiot snake boyfriend's doing?!"
  • Throx arrives and found her daughter Chrysalis surging out, along with Junjie and friends leaning in pathetic fear!
  • Galaxhar: "YOU JUST HAD TO ACCEPT HER OFFER, JUNJIE?!"
  • Makunga: "THIS IS WORSE THEN JUST ANOTHER MANG TANTRUM?!"
  • Tai Lung: "IN DUBALY SO?!"
  • Junjie: "I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT'S GOING ON?!"
  • Throx: "I do.... CHRYSALIS, YOUNG LADY, WHAT DID I SAY ABOUT ABSORBING YOUR SELF-LOVE?! I TOLD YOU THAT IS DANGERIOUS?!"
  • Galaxhar: "Wait, is THAT what the Flagsnar is happening?!"
  • Throx: YES!
  • Tai Lung: "Okay, I'm confused, explain how this is a thing now?"
  • Throx: (Sighs) Changelings can feed on their own love, but it's like they're literally eating their souls. We call it the Ouroboros Effect.
  • Makunga: OH DON'T TELL ME CHRYSALIS ONLY LOVED COBRA JUST FOR FOOD!
  • Throx: No. It seemed like true love. But... Am I to assume they broke up?
  • Junjie: Yes, she teamed up with us and the Lodgers ended up tattling on us.
  • Throx:... So, THIS is why this is happening. IT'S YOUR FAULT!
  • Junjie: NO! IT'S THE LODGERS' FAULT!
  • Throx: TRUE, IF CAUSE OF THEIR LACK OF TACT OF HOW ADDRESSING YOUR BAD BEHAVIOR AND THAT OF CHRYSALIS', BUT WHOSE FAULT WAS IT TO HAVE HER MAKE THIS CHOICE?!
  • Makunga: "SHE WAS THE ONE WHO WANTED REVENGE ON STARLIGHT?!"
  • Throx: "Well given that you three are NOT always supportive of Junjie's nonsense, the least you relucent followers would've done, IS ALARM MANG OF THIS AHEAD OF TIME SO HE AND I COULD TALK TO CHRYSALIS ABOUT THIS?!"
  • Tai Lung: "Goodness lady, you are ANGRY about this?!"
  • Throx: AND I HAVE GOOD REASON FOR IT?! The Ouroboros Effect is dangerous. Sure it helped us in the past, but that was a grim time. Your magic becomes an endless loop that grows stronger the more you feed on others, but it weakens your soul to the point of complete burnout.
  • Junjie:... You mean she's killing herself to the very soul?
  • Throx: Yes. Once her soul is gone, there's no resurrecting her. She'll no longer exist. AND YOU ALL ARE EQUALLY TO BLAME FOR THIS!!
  • Junjie: I, I didn't KNOW this would happen! If it helps, I initially was gonna refuse her until she tickled my fancy about not letting me get TOO badly punished! It reignited my inner-extremist while I was in a personal crisis?! She was the one who wanted revenge onto Starlight! I SWEAR TO GOD?!
  • Throx:... Swear to ME!
  • Tai Lung: (Gulps)
  • Throx: So you are going to get her back to normal, or I may as well have the Villain League kick you out and kill you all myself! No more resurrection policy.
  • Galaxhar: THAT'S KIND OF WHAT SHE THREATENED TO DO TO US!!
  • Throx: Well frankly you deserve it. You made this mess, YOU clean it up!
  • Junjie: YOU THINK WE DON'T WANT TO?!?
  • Throx: WELL WHATEVER YOU'RE DOING, IT STINKS, LIKE THE MESS YOU MADE!
  • Tai Lung: WELL HOW'S THIS FOR TRYING: HOW ABOUT YOU, AS HER MOTHER, TALK TO HER?!
  • Throx:... OKAY, I WILL!
  • Galaxhar: "Fair warning though, she may not be herself at the moment."
  • Throx: "I'm, aware of it, genius. (Slaps him) DON'T remind me! (She left)"
  • Galaxhar: "OWWW, MY FACE?! GOOD SPACEBALLS?!"
  • Makunga:... Do NOT get on her bad side.
  • Junjie: (Punched him away) DON'T remind me!
  • Tai Lung: ".... The League's really getting downhill, guys."
  • Junjie: You're just NOW figuring that out?
  • Makunga: (Laughs hysterically)
  • Throx: CHRYSALIS! (Chrysalis turned her head comically and fearfully with bone-cracking sounds while she was eating others' love)...
  • Chrysalis:... MOTHER?!
  • Throx: What did I tell you about EATING YOUR OWN LOVE?!?
  • Chrysalis: WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO EAT?!? I LOST MY BOYFRIEND BECAUSE THE LODGERS TATTLED ON ME!
  • Throx: So I have been told. But, honey, you can't eat your own love. The Ouroboros Effect destroys your very soul. It could erase you from existence. The Villain League will NEVER be able to resurrect you after that.
  • Chrysalis: IF I AM TO DIE LIKE THAT, THEN I'LL TAKE EVERYONE IN EQUESTRIA WITH ME! THE LODGERS WILL PAY FOR WHAT THEY'VE DONE, BY WATCHING EQUESTRIA DIE!
  • Throx: CHRYSALIS, I DESPISE THEM JUST AS MUCH AS YOU DO, BUT THIS IS NO WAY TO WIN OVER THEM! EVEN VILLAINS HAVE STANDARDS! WE DO THINGS THAT DO NOT LEAD TO OUR OWN DESTRUCTION!
  • Chrysalis: I CAN SAY THERE WERE MANY WHO DID THAT! NEFARIOUS FOR EXAMPLE WHEN HE WAS AFTER THE GREAT CLOCK!!
  • Throx: Let me rephrase that then: REAL villains don't do things that lead to their own destruction.
  • Chrysalis: NOCREATURE KNOWS WHAT MAKES A TRUE VILLAIN NOWADAYS!
  • Throx: Oh for f***'s sake. CHRYSALIS, YOU ARE COMING BACK WITH US AND WE ARE GOING TO GET THIS EMOTIONAL CONDITION OF YOURS FIXED! I AM YOUR MOTHER, AND YOU WILL DO WHAT I SAY!
  • Chrysalis:... Hmmph. Yeah, some mother you turned out to be. You left me when I wasn't ready, and now look where I am. Resorting to a self-destructive measure, because I LOST MY KINGDOM! THE KINGDOM YOU BUILT! THAT'S NOT A MOTHER IN MY OPINION!
  • Throx: CHRYSALIS!
  • Chrysalis: YOU DON'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO ANYMORE, MOM! I'VE WASTED TOO MUCH TO GET THE KINGDOM BACK AND HONOR YOU, SO YOU WILL LET ME DO IT MY WAY! (Throx immediately slapped her in the face, surprising everyone as Chrysalis paused)...
  • Tai Lung: Oh no.
  • Junjie:... We should get the hell out of the inevitable blast. (They cartoonishly zoom away and hid in a car starting the panic alarm)
  • (Sykes): WHO TOUCHED MY CAR?!?
  • Chrysalis:... You shouldn't have done that! (With that, the Villain League Castle was destroyed and the other villains in the castle all got blasted out and crashed into comical landings, Throx landing through Sykes' car's windshield)
  • Junjie:... You call THAT a good mother-daughter talk?!
  • Throx: Ah shut up! We're villains, what did you expect? Something sappy like how the Lodgers would've done it?! Clearly, the Ouroboros Effect has gotten worse.
  • Makunga: "(SARCASTICLY YELLY) YA DON'T SAY?!"
  • Throx: We MUST get help for her as soon as possible.
  • Junjie: How?
  • Throx:... *Sigh*... I can't believe I'm saying this... We'll need the Lodgers' help.
  • Tai Lung: HELL NO!
  • Throx: Hell YES! We can't do this alone. Chrysalis is going to die, and YOU OWE IT TO US TO SAVE HER, BECAUSE IT'S YOUR FAULT THIS HAPPENED!
  • Junjie: ALRIGHT, ALRIGHT!
  • Throx: Good! Because if Chrysalis doesn't pull through, then you'll be out of the Villain League and executed. GOT IT?!?
  • Junjie:... (Gulps)... Got it.
  • Throx: Good! Let's round up the other villains and get ready. Time to clean up another one of your messes.
  • (Deadpool): "Huh, that was easy in getting Junjie out of the picture as a threat. (Scroop hissed in the background and grabbed him out, and then beat him up) AAAHAHAHAHAH, MY SPLEEN, MY LEG, OHHO, MY KIDNEY, OW, OW, OW, MY OTHER KIDNEY!!! OW!!! MISSED YOU TOO, SCROOPY, D'OOOOOOW-HOW-OWOW?!"

Equestria

  • Pinkie: "Okay, I kinda have to admit, (The Lougers and All Leaguers were seen in the same room)... It feels VERY awkward to have both the Lougers and the Leaguers in the same space.... And not fighting each other."
  • Spike: "And THOSE clowns being here, (Points to Junjie, Tai Lung, Makunga and Galaxhar) only adds to the awkwardness."
  • Throx: "I made them come to help out in after I found my daughter in that state thanks to their shenanigans. That said, (Angerly to Mang) YOU ARE ALSO ON MY BAD SIDE FOR THINKING IT WAS A GOOD IDEA TO BREAK UP WITH MY DAUGHTER LIKE THAT?!"
  • Cobra: "I'M SORRY, MISS THROX?! THE STRESS OF OUR RUT GOT TO ME?!"
  • Throx: "Well good to know that a lot of what you did was just because you're an idiot."
  • Cobra: "Well that and I really didn't like that she went to Junjie without my consent."
  • Throx: "Well WHY DID YOU THINK SHE DID THAT?!"
  • Cobra: "In my defense, the last "Get even with Starlight" Plan, ENDED WITH A TEAM NEFARIOUS LAWSUIT?! Ya kinda can't blame the League for wanting to stay clear of that, ESPECIALLY WHILE WE'RE STILL HEALING FROM THE HARDSHIP BROUGHT UPON US BY FALSE XEHANORT'S BETRAYAL!!"
  • Throx: "I understand that, but clearly you underestimated on what happens when a Changeling gets too passionate about something?!"
  • Cobra: "SO DID JUNJIE?!"
  • Junjie: Yeah, I'm practically the LAST extremist in the Villain League since the Lodge's second mission with Mulan. I mean, if you ask me, you lost your edge because of that.
  • Cobra: ACTUALLY, WE DID IT BECAUSE OF CHANGING TIMES! THE LODGERS WERE GETTING STRONGER, AND WE RESORTED TO MORE PROACTIVE MEASURES!!
  • SpongeBob: He's not wrong.
  • Junjie: Whatever. How do you propose we fix this crap?
  • Squidward: You're the one who caused it, you tell us.
  • Junjie: Ugh! I could at least try if you just take it easy on me.
  • Po: Take it easy on you? If I recall, when we first met, YOU TRICKED ME INTO GETTING SHIFU KICKED OUT OF THE JADE TEMPLE AND TURNING ME AGAINST EVERYONE!!! THEN YOU DELUSIONALLY TRY TO TAKE US OVER, FOR SOME DUMB REASON!! THEN, YOU MAKE US AND YOUR VILLAIN LEAGUE FRIENDS LOOK BAD!! WHAT'S THERE TO TAKE IT EASY ON YOU FOR?!
  • Junjie: WE ALL GO THROUGH PHASES!!
  • Po: Ugh!
  • Junjie: Look, does ANYBODY in this temporary truce have an idea?!
  • Trixie: We've asked Sparkle and friends into finding an expert in these conditions.
  • Throx: And that would be?
  • Pinkie: Hey, these things take time, okay? Don't rush us.
  • Cobra: Well you better hurry the f*** up?! My love's life is at stake here?!
  • Rainbow Dash: "Well, when we asked Flash Magnus, he does have one guy in mind. Imagine Firebrand, but somehow different."
  • Pete: "Well, that's simple enough."
  • Lord Shen: "HOWEVER, It's only gonna be the heroes that're going! You villains have your own job in keeping Chrysalis under control!"
  • Cobra: "And may we ask why we have to contend with Chrysalis' tantrum ourselves?"
  • Icky: "Because the scene of us interacting with him was WAAAAAAAAAY before these scenes even were written in and we have to comply with how the established scenes were made with little to mostly no deviations to it."
  • Cobra: ".... Okay, fair point."
  • Lord Shen: "Also because SOME OF YOU may be the last people both Gazelle AND Starlight want to see at the moment."
  • Captain Hook: "Also a fair argument."
  • Shenzi: WHAT DID I SAY ABOUT THE META S*** BEFORE THE NON-META S***?!?
  • Banzai: Babe, we keep saying this: Once you start, you can't stop.
  • (Deadpool): He's right you know!
  • Everyone: F*** OFF!! (Deadpool did that sadly before Sam show him)
  • Sam: No need for THAT, cheater.
  • Max: Well, you guys do your thing, and we'll do our thing.
  • Cobra: Don't tell us what to do. We'll do it our way, and you do your thing your way. Just because we may be laying down our arms this one time, doesn't mean we're going to like each other.
  • Spyro: Says the one who helped us beat Fake Xehanort AND took a blast for Tyro.
  • Cobra: "THAT WAS DIFFERENT AND FOR PERSONAL REASONS?! Ugh.... Actselly, maybe it is for the best we don't interact too much this episode, because this rut is NOT GOOD ON MORALE?!"
  • Icky: "Pretty much the consequence of introducing a Season 13 concept so soon."
  • Cobra: "I mean, good bother, aren't you guys appreciative of the fact we're halting the plans of going after the princesses of hearts?"
  • Mirage: "(Clutched teeth) Nary, remind me, of that."
  • Icky: "Hey don't get us wrong, we DO appreciate that. It's just that otherwise, it wasn't like that plan was going anywhere anyway, cause even if it wasn't for Xehanort going traitor, and if we were able to get that strategy down, that plan was doomed to death either way."
  • Cobra: ".... Fair point."
  • Iago: "Also, we're both still legally enemies otherwise. At most you just decided to not harass the Princesses of Hearts anymore, not so much the whole "Take over the United Universes" and "Free the Darkspawn" stuff. If anything, ya only ditched a sure-fire method of it cause it is tainted by years of stagnation and that Xehanort was a douche!"
  • Cobra: "Also a fair point."
  • Fagin: "Can we just go ahead and split to do our things already? Can we not end up distracting ourselves with banter and potshots of past actions?"
  • SpongeBob: The scary Danish bird of extremely indeterminate species is right. Let's split.
  • Cobra: Fine by me. (They did so)
  • Patrick: ".... Wow, their rut must really be bad."
  • Lord Shen: "Well, in one hand, it does reduce League activity, but we must be cautious and/or enjoy it while we still can. I suspect that soon enough, Cobra will get the idea of seeking out a legacy away from being attached to a 10-year-old gameplan. And once that occurs, that is when the League aims to get active again."
  • Soothsayer: "Sometime that will be faced when it's time. For now, let us worry more about Gazelle and Starlight."
  • Twilight: "Agreed."
  • The group walked off.

Chapter 4: Furibund

Canterlot

  • The Heroes arrived at Canterlot as they followed Magnus' directions that lead them to a specialized millaterry spot.
  • Rainbow Dash: ".... Now, we do have to warn that the guy is like a modern-day Hurricane, with the humor of obviously the Internet brony he mimics, so, expect a bit of salt from this guy about Equestria's Military."
  • Skipper: "We're prepared."
  • The Heroes ventured forth.
  • Gate Guards: "Welcome to Furibund's Home for Magic Surge Control. (They just let the heroes in)...."
  • Icky: ".... Wow, that was strangely polite of those guys to litterally welcome us without even asking pointless questions about who we are as if they never met us."
  • Gate Guard: "Oh, that's because we completely recognized you guys as the Shell Lodge Squad and the Mane 7, ergo we completely trust you with no questions asked."
  • Silence....
  • Applejack: ".... It's actselly amazing why attempted usurps are so infrequent in spite of these kinds of guards."
  • Pinkie: "Probably because of the fact Celestia is a Sun Goddess and trying to usurp a deity always ends in pain."
  • Rarity: "And/or cause of us being the first ones to stop it in the end anyway."
  • The Group ventured forth.

Furibund's Place

  • Furibund:... Alright, Private! Here's what you gotta do: Aim your horn at the dummy. I know it's not much for conversation, but I think you'll manage. (He does so)... Well, aiming closer is a good start. Now, blast, the dummy! (He missed) The dummy! (He missed again as he face-hooved) The DUMMY! (He missed again, and mysteriously a large blast occurred as he had a literal octopus for a head)... Well, I, did say blast the dummy. Though I think the wrong dummy got hit. (Sighs) Private, just take a break. I'll be back in a moment.
  • ???: Mr. Furibund? (The Mane Seven and the Lougers came)...
  • Furibund: Oh... Princess Twilight! You... You came. Though I expected you to be here several hours before. I can see the guards are learning from that sickening moment of letting Wind Rider get away with his crime.
  • Pinkie: Actually, they just let us in. They said 'Welcome to Furibund's Home For Magic Surge Control' because they knew we were famous heroes and ergo they just let us in with no strings attached. We only took so long to find ya because this is a HUGE place you have here!
  • Furibund:... THEY JUST WHAT?!?
  • Pinkie: Yeah. Is that a problem?
  • Furibund: YEAH! I WAS DEALING WITH A MILITARY MATTER REGARDING THEIR LOW-CLASS LOW-GRADE INFANTRY, AND IT WAS A GOVERNMENT MATTER! THEY WEREN'T SUPPOSED TO JUST, LET YOU IN! Even if the Princess was around, it was a necessity to ensure you weren't some defective changelings still in loyalty to Chrysalis, or Junjie and his cronies, or impostor ponies of a rival nation out of steal secrets!
  • Rainbow Dash: "Well, apart from Junjie, I'm pretty sure there aren't any defective changelings left, nor do we have any rival pony nations for that matter."
  • Furibund: Bare with me, these are examples. Letting you in without proper credentials is asking for trouble, and it shouldn't be done like a walk to the fricking store!
  • Applejack: "To be fair, we don't have a lot of cases of impostor royalty. Being a more peaceful world means conflicts of a non-magical scale is kinda stupidly rare."
  • Rainbow Dash: Also, they did it at Wonderbolt Academy.
  • Furibund:..... (Face-hooves) IDIOTS?!...... (Sighs)
  • Rainbow Dash: Looks like you need some anger management like Commander Hurricane.
  • Furibund: I don't know if you've noticed, but Equestria's military, sucks! Like, REALLY sucks! I mean, sure, THE Flash Magnus is here to clean up our mess of a military, AND so is the great Commander Hurricane, but, THEY REALLY HAVE THEIR WORK CUT-OUT HERE!! I mean, I know, we're not exactly like the non-friendship-enlightened worlds, let alone our national neighbors, where conflict and villainy are the freaking norm, so at best, the Guards are just regal decor and the Wonderbolts are over-glorified spandex-wearing pegasi that race or do stunts for the most part! But living in a world where problems are about as infrequent as a lost treasure or a flawless video game or an honest uncorrupt politician, IS NO EXCUSE FOR LAUGHABLE PERFORMANCES!! ESPECIALLY SINCE NOW, THERE'S BOUND TO BE NEW THREATS OUT THERE WORSE THAN EVEN THE STORM KING! AND THIS MILITARY, IS ABSOLUTELY ATROCIOUS!! If you took their combined IQ and multiplied it by 100, you MIGHT have enough intelligence to tie your shoes without DROOLING all over yourself first!
  • Rainbow Dash: Oy! It's like he IS Firebrand's non-analyst cousin.
  • Furibund: Ha-ha! I get that a lot. But I don't give a flying feather about why they're like this because of the last captain of the Royal Guard or Shining's poor leading skills, Equestria has been so let down by them, Shining Armor and Cadence getting more guards not just for the Crystal Empire but Canterlot itself, is NOT going very well. Flash Magnus and Commander Hurricane or no, the forces are either idiotic, to flat-out retarded! Or, to put it less mean-spiritedly, are no consequence to a major threat. Heck, I bet villains don't even CARE that the Wonderbolts hold secret files for weaponized weather because of how INCOMPETENT THEY ARE!!
  • Pinkie: "Maybe that's technically a good thing, cause it means that they don't care for something that could give them easy power."
  • Furibund: Besides the point. No wonder Celestia and Luna are beaten by the main enemy time and time again, both show canon and SAF canon, and thus leading to you six to come along, backup being optional, and you all have to fix it. They are absolutely incompetent!
  • Applejack: Ain't you takin' this a little too seriously? I'm sure you can-
  • Furibund: You got a bottle of water?
  • Applejack:... No?
  • Pinkie: I DO! (She pulls it out) I keep it in case of water bottle emergencies.
  • Furibund: HEY, PRIVATE, COME HERE! (He did so)... Tell him to hold it!
  • Pinkie:... Hold this. (He does so)... Now wha- (They turned around to see he was on fire)
  • Rainbow Dash: What in Celestia's beard? How did-
  • Private: I DON'T KNOW!!!
  • Furibund: See? THIS, is what Shining Armor claims he's been dealing with. He didn't mind it, I will grant you, but taking care of a child with the potential power of a thousand nuclear warheads, just ADDED to the stress. He's like me in this frustration. These forces, have just gotten worse as threat after threat comes and goes, which makes me sad that Flash Magnus has STILL yet to work his magic touch onto these dolts, AND made worse that Commander Hurricane is the only one besides me who takes this problem seriously!
  • Pinkie: Well, in the canon show, we typically have to be the day savers because we're the stars, Ergo, it's our show and not theirs-
  • Furibund: DON'T play that s*** with me, that's no excuse to have these guys be stupid.
  • Rarity: Darling, before we continue this conversation, can you at least put that colt out?
  • Applejack: Yeah, he's burning!!
  • Furibund:... Stop, drop, and roll. (He did so, but ended up rolling into a magic pool that turned him comically and magically crazy things, until Furibund changed him back)... Private, give a depressing moan if you can still feel your everything. (He does so)
  • Twilight:... (Sighs) Shining Armor, what're you gonna do with these guys? (Openly) Well, we came because we need some help.
  • Furibund: And I would like to help, but I've kinda got a full plate here. Even with Flash Magnus and Commander Hurricane, which as I stated earlier are still working to get that magic touch in, it won't completely clean away on how incompetent these bozos are! These ponies need to improve, and I can't just abandon them for another. That's like desertion and abandonment of a post, and I am TOO familiar with that in my days in the School for Gifted Unicorns.
  • Twilight:... Celestia suggested we go to you for this. She can convince them to postpone it.
  • Furibund: ".... Okay, how impourent is it if Celestia's interrupting an impourent exercise?"
  • Pinkie: "Oh, it involves Starlight Glimmer and Gazelle."
  • Furibund: "You mean the Cutie Mark Faux Communist Cultist Leader/Chronoterrorest and the Socialist Space Messiah?"
  • Rainbow Dash: "Yes."
  • Furibund: "(Gives a Firebrand stare at the camera)....... Okay, what did Stalinlight Glim-Mao do this time, and what's the situation with the Almighty African Deer Trump-Card?"
  • Applejack: "Before we explain, you mind give a good explanation with the names?"
  • Furibund: "Well, everything that has been said about Starlight Glimmer NOT being given proper punishment for her actions and BEING MADE A PERSONAL STUDENT TO A PRINCESS, who mind you, HAS MULTIPLE TIMES GAVE YOU TROUBLE, and is pretty much given a road to redemption, speaks for themselves! I mean, come on! Discord had to earn HIS! Her backstory isn't even that tragic! Her reason for starting a cult, subjugating an unnamed town, TWICE, and endangering the fabric of time, was all over a friend leaving because of a Cutie Mark! She acted as if that thing killed him or something! Heck, a cutie mark causing an accidental death would've been a less frustrating and disappointing excuse than that! And as for the Political Correctness Diva! She was BARELY IN ZOOTOPIA THE MOVIE!! She didn't even interact with a SINGLE character! She was EYE CANDY and a SHAKIRA TOP-BILLING BAIT at best, as a character! And, THAT'S, worthy of a powerful brand of Keyblade capable to unite worlds and battle dark forces?! Cause, oh what, she MANAGED to beat an incompetent doof of a Moth Alien who wouldn't think to watch his back even in a desert area near a TAR PIT?!"
  • Pinkie: "..... Wow, you're such a stark critic. Well then, in that case, then you probably won't be interested in fixing their anger problems."
  • Furibund: "I- (A quack was heard as he made a surprised face)..... Say what now?"
  • Twilight: Starlight messed with an emotion pool and is now on an emotion-high.
  • Icky: "And Gazelle's pissy at us because she'd taken an implied Fake Magic threat Uber-Seriously."
  • Furibund: ".... And now you're saying..... They both have anger issues?"
  • Twilight: Well, in a sense. Starlight's gone crazy with emotional energy, and Gazelle's uber-seriousness got her to go too far, and now the Uniter Blade won't work for her.
  • Rainbow Dash: So yeah, she's angrier than a bull in a red room.
  • Furibund: So... This is an Emotion-Pool-related incident, huh? Am I to assume that Twilight here approved of it because her enthusiasm and ambition clouded her sense of safety to read that, oh, I don't know, ANGERSTORM HAD EMOTION POOLS BANNED BECAUSE IT RAISES MAGIC POWER TO UNNECESSARILY HIGH LEVELS?!?
  • Twilight: Unofficially.
  • Furibund: THAT GOES WITHOUT SAYING!!
  • Twilight: But, yeah, it was my ambition. I just thought that after so many years, we could just, change it up a bit to safe measures.
  • Furibund:... Ugh! Why did you become a princess again?
  • Pinkie: She finished a spe-
  • Furibund: Don't answer that!... (Sighs)... Well, looks like another Twilight mess has to be cleaned up.
  • Pinkie: Oh, and we think Chrysalis is involved and eating her own love and going on a rampage... Were we told that off-screen or already?
  • Furibund:... Chrysalis, is WHAT?!? DOESN'T SHE KNOW WHAT THE OUROBOROS EFFECT DOES TO YOUR SOUL?!?
  • Applejack: Probably, but in her extreme state, she might not even care.
  • Furibund:... Do I EVEN need to ask?
  • Pinkie: Lodgers did it.
  • Furibund: OH OF COURSE!!! But hey, at least it wasn't an error from any of you girls. Obviously this little cesspool was stirred up by THEM!... Somepony shoot me! (A unicorn tried that) NO, NO, I- (He was blasted)...... Excuse me for one second... (He went inside a barracks and Tom screamed loud enough to be heard throughout the UUniverses)
  • Applejack: ".... Eeeyup. He is a bit like that Firebrand feller."
  • Rainbow Dash: Hey, somepony like that had to pop up someday.
  • Icky: "Amen to that."
  • SpongeBob: So, um, is he going to help us?
  • Twilight: Seems like he will, but it sounds like he's not looking forward to it.
  • Icky: "Ya don't say since he had clearly established rather negative opinions on Starlight and Gazelle?"
  • Applejack: "Probably didn't helped he got frustrated at the guards being ninnies."
  • Haroud: Well, Starlight didn't start out very pleasant and a lot of people here ARE still baffled that Twilight's still forgiving her even after she committed chronoterrorism.
  • Count Razoff: Well, he was also right about Gazelle. She was hardly relevant in her movie. The only heroic thing she was seen doing was rallying that rights movement when Judy ended up creating that speciesist uproar.
  • Lord Shen: Well, that's exactly all that she needed to be. Since that mistake she made with Bellwether when they were teenagers, she swore to ensure that no animal would be mistreated that way again, and did it by being a singer. That moment in the movie news, and the speech she gave, was all the proof that we needed that she was a born Uniter. Someone who cares about anybody no matter their differences, is a good Uniter.
  • Alex: Well, she was still only one in a million.
  • Lord Shen: EXACTLY! One-of-a-kind.
  • Alex:... Oh.
  • Marty: Yeah, that makes sense.
  • Lord Shen: But even someone who's one-of-a-kind has flaws. She clearly can't get her true self back on her own.
  • Krebs: Well, if you ask me, that doesn't make a good Uniter.
  • Lord Shen: Oh, please, that's one of the oldest excuses in the book. Uniter Princesses of the past have ALWAYS learned independence. Gazelle DID come back from a multiversal trip. She's still relatively new to this.
  • Boss Wolf:... ANOTHER good point.
  • Lord Shen: And we must also not forget that the Uniter Blade is sentient. It monitors the progress of who wields it, and compensates for their weaknesses. The Uniter Blade is, as people these days say, OP, but the ironic thing is that it KNOWS that, AND it's that OP'ness that's the problem. Someone with that kind of immeasurable power could be potentially dangerous. That's what Gazelle needs to learn. The Uniter Blade may be incredibly powerful, but Gazelle has to be limited to how she uses that power. Otherwise, it could hop up her ambition and make her dangerous to even herself.
  • Bill: I knew it, this is MSM's way to lessen the Uniter Blade's power.
  • Lord Shen: Take it any way you wish, but it's true. In fact, that's actually how the Uniter Blade started out. The first Uniter Princess got so powerful, she wanted to truly make a difference, and ended up losing herself because of her lust for power. And that occurred during the days when people started craving the power of light and thus gave birth to darkness.
  • ???: Okay, are you guys done with your expositionary ranting? (Furibund appeared)
  • Patrick: Depends. Are you done with your temper?
  • Furibund: Well, yeah, I just took my pills.
  • Twilight:... Then I guess it's settled.
  • Furibund: "But I want both groups of this party to understand, if we're easing up the tantrums of a Cutie Mark Pseudo Communism Reviver that committed Chronoterrorism and that of an over-powered Pop Star that was granted an over-powered non-canon keyblade, I have to term it that it has to be done MY WAY. I will not promise preferential treatment even if it promises SOME form of co-operation, cause the worse thing you can do to over-powered beings with tantrums is bow down to them, then like children, they're gonna be given the impression that all they have to do is throw a fit and they'll get their way! Understand what I'm saying here?"
  • Lord Shen: We do. But we do not simply wish to give them what they want. That's the coward's way to win. The only true way to help them is to make them understand why what they're doing isn't going to fix anything. Like with the Inspiration Manifestation, the source of imbalanced power can only be undone when the wielder chooses to get rid of it, and feeding into the power will only make it worse. So, the rightful way is of the one's own free will. You can't just reform someone with a quick mind spell, because all that does is make you no better. The only way to TRULY reform someone is to have it be done by their own choice. That's how I was reformed after all.
  • Furibund: So we agree.
  • Lord Shen: Indeed. So, if you wish to get over Starlight's mistake your way, then that couldn't be more appropriate than now. But... The concern is HOW you do it. Your aggression can get in the way.
  • Furibund: I know, especially since the Royal Guard is not exactly good enough to defend the kingdom in the case that the main heroes are absent.
  • Fluttershy: Well, being angry about it won't help. I tried to develop myself too many times, and like I told ponies, just changing yourself doesn't change who you are. And that's something that SHOULDN'T be changed. The person you are. Magic is a power, and it was destroyed because of how it was used. But magic is needed to keep the multiverse stable, and so, we must take responsibility with the power it provides.
  • Furibund: Do you guys always rant on about stuff like this?
  • Fluttershy: Not always.
  • Rainbow Dash: But it at least helps people understand and grasp the situation... Either that or it kinda helps for leisure.
  • Furibund: Well, anyway, just don't waste time with it. Time is too precious to waste. Now, let's see about this situation of yours.
  • Icky: "Van's outside Canterlot."

Outside Canterlot.

  • Gazelle was seen literally fuming with her fire-hair and Starlight was spazzing out to random emotions!
  • Furibund:... WHOA! It's THAT serious, huh?
  • Skipper: How serious did you think it was?
  • Furibund: Oh, shut up! Let me handle this!
  • Duke: Pbbt, what're you going to do, give them chill pills?
  • Furibund: No! I'm just going to give them some visions.
  • Spyro: Um, we said it was supposed to be THEIR choice.
  • Furibund: It WILL be their choice. And like you said, they can't do it alone. These visions will show them the consequences of their actions. If it works, then we'll be able to do the same for Chrysalis. Now shut up and let me deal with this. (He cast the spell on both of them)

Gazelle's Subconscious

  • Elzaorbana: Gazelle Horndreas... For failure to see the whims of your Blade, the Blade is no longer yours.
  • Gazelle: Please, I, I was just looking for the good of-
  • Elzaorbana: I am aware. But you must control how proactive you choose to be, and you haven't. The Uniter Blade can only be wielded by one in their true self, and you have failed to return. So, I'm sorry to say, that you are no longer worthy of the Uniter Blade.
  • Gazelle: No, please! I'll- (The Uniter Blade was gone as well as the other Lightflies) DON'T LEAVE ME, PLEASE!!!... (She sobbed)
  • Furibund: You see what the Uniter Blade is trying to do? It's worried about you. It's afraid of what you might become. If you refuse to drop this attitude, you'll end up doing something costly. It's not a bad thing to be proactive so long as it doesn't go too far. You're turning yourself against your friends, and when it's too late, your status as Uniter Princess will be lost. The Uniter Blade is keeping you from crossing a very dangerous path.
  • Gazelle:... I... I'm just trying to-
  • Furibund: I get it. But you must understand. The road to hell is paved from the path of good intentions. But I'm not done here. There's someone you must meet. (Suddenly another Gazelle appeared, but one that was much darker, and now an avatar for Mothrons)
  • Gazelle:... Who are you?
  • Dark Gazelle: I'm what you want to be.
  • Gazelle: You sure don't look like it.
  • Dark Gazelle: They took the Uniter Blade from me. But with the Mothron's help, I have become the best, and worst, Uniter Princess. I finally got the Uniter Blade in their grasp. The Uniter Blade has so much power. The power to do good. We have the power to do so much good, BUT WE'RE TOO AFRAID TO USE IT!
  • Gazelle: What're you talking about?
  • Dark Gazelle: Oh, I just so happen to have a paradox orb that is powered by so many emotion pools from Equestria. A megaspell that will create a paradox big enough to affect enough that'll ensure our purpose as the Uniter Princess is COMPLETE!
  • Gazelle: And how are you going to do that?
  • Dark Gazelle: By making sure that every villain in the UUniverses, never became evil.
  • Gazelle:... I...
  • Dark Gazelle: Would you just THINK about it?! We have the power to FIX things! No more predators and prey being discriminated! No more tame-collar-based segregation! No more betrayals and loss of perfect lives! Peace all around! All we do for these people is protect them from evil, and how do they thank us? BY HURTING EACH OTHER, AND THE PEOPLE WHO PROTECT THEM! The Uniters of the past have fought hard for this one purpose, and some have DIED for it! For as long as time has turned, they've all failed to uphold the true destiny of the Uniter! The Lightflies eliminated the first Uniter Princess for trying to stop what is going on to us today! They turned their backs on us, just like they did for her! And because of that, time after time, people get screwed over or have injustices heaped on them! Well, it's about time someone corrected this! It's time, WE be the best Uniter Princess, and SAVE the past!
  • Gazelle:... No!
  • Dark Gazelle: No?
  • Gazelle:... You want to ensure that the will of Uniter gets through to the people she swears to protect. You want to unite all worlds in the name of peace. But in the end, what did it cost to make it happen? Toda! ("Everything!") Because you're trying to make mortals something they're not.
  • Dark Gazelle: Maldita sea toda ("Damn it all!"), this is TOO IMPORTANT! Look at what everyone we swore to protect have done to us! Everyone hurts each other over and over, and nothing ever CHANGES!
  • Gazelle: No! We WILL, win through eventually. If I can't do it, the next Uniter might have a better chance. If it takes a thousand generations, one day, ONE Uniter will make it through. We just have to see which one it is, whether it be us or future Uniters. We do it by winning hearts, souls, and minds. We convince people to change of their own will. We don't do it by ALTERING reality to some ciega utopia, and we sure don't force it on others.
  • Dark Gazelle:... If you're not with me... Then you're my enemy.
  • Gazelle:... No. It's too late for you. I'll make sure that Blade returns to its rightful owners, so that someone else carries on where you left off.
  • Dark Gazelle:... You can try. (Gazelle was given the Uniter Blade, and the two clashed for a long grueling fight in a dark icy and lava landscape)
  • Gazelle:... You have really failed yourself, senorita.
  • Dark Gazelle: No! You have been failing yourself! Everyone left me behind! They ruined my life!
  • Gazelle: You ruined your own life! Those Mothrons were using you!
  • Dark Gazelle: And who's fault was that?
  • Gazelle: TUYA! ("YOURS!") (They continued dueling)
  • Dark Gazelle:... This is the end for you!
  • Gazelle:... (Sighs) I just HAD to watch that Revenge of the Sith movie recently, and feel sorry for Anakin. (She leapt onto a ledge)... It's over! Tengo el terreno elevado! ("I have the high ground!")
  • Dark Gazelle:... Subestimas mi poder! ("You underestimate my power!")
  • Gazelle:... No lo intentaria... ("I wouldn't try it!...")... Seriously, we both know how this ends.
  • Dark Gazelle:... Well I'm not Ani, am I? (She jumped and Gazelle just repeated the same thing by slicing her legs off as the upper half just fell into the lava)...
  • Gazelle:... (Sighs) ("Might as well humor myself with this.")... Tú eras el elegido! Se dijo que sofocarías el mal, no serías uno con él! Trae equilibrio a los universos unidos, no lo dejes en la oscuridad! ("You were the chosen one! It was said that you would quell evil, not be one with it! Bring balance to the United Universes, not leave it in darkness!") (Dark Gazelle was angry beyond belief as Gazelle took the corrupted Uniter Blade and decorrupted it)...
  • Dark Gazelle:... TE ODIO!!!! ("I HATE YOU!!!!")
  • Gazelle:... Solías ser una gran princesa unificadora. Dejaste que tu miedo se interpusiera. ("You used to be a great Uniter Princess. You let your fear get in the way.") (Gazelle then just kicked Dark Gazelle into the lava, killing her)... And now you have sealed your fate.
  • Furibund:... Well... You did it. You conquered your fear.
  • Gazelle:... (Deep breath)... Si. Y buen viaje. ("Yes. And good riddance.")

Starlight's Subconscious

  • Starlight was confused to have found herself in a strange place, as she saw what look like recolors of herself being magically held together by the mana of the Emotion Pool.
  • Starlight: ".... WHAT IN THE-"
  • Happiness Starlight: "STARLIGHT?! HELP?!"
  • Anger Starlight: "EVEN IF IT WAS YOUR FAULT TO BEGIN WITH, GET US OUT OF HERE?!"
  • Fear Starlight: "I'M GOING TO WET MYSELF IN FEAR?!"
  • Sadness Starlight: "(Depressed) We've been stuck up here for hours."
  • Disgust Starlight: "SO LIKE, GET US DOWN FROM HERE, YA TURDFACE?!"
  • Starlight: "..... Why are their different color-versions of me being held by a wave of mana energy?"
  • (Deadpool): Are you seriously going Inside Out on us? when you already did the reference several times before and in a time where the movie is considered an old movie now? Really?
  • (Scroopfan): "Hey, it offers a creative concept not seen before. (Deadpool shows Ozmosis Jones).... And actselly DOES SOMETHING WITH IT!"
  • (MSM): So let's just get back to the story.
  • Starlight:... Are you guys... Emotionally sick from the pool?
  • Happiness Starlight: YES! I'M TOO HAPPY!! IT HURTS!!
  • Sad Starlight: AND I'M TOO SAD!!
  • Anger Starlight: WE'RE ALL OD'D ON EMOTIONAL ENERGY!!!
  • Lust Starlight: (She was doing inappropriate things off-camera) AAAAAAAHHHHHHHhhhhhh!!
  • Anger Starlight: UGH, I CAN'T WITH THAT PERSON!!
  • Disgust Starlight: (She was projectile vomiting all over the place)
  • Fear Starlight: (She peed all over the place)
  • Anger Starlight: CAN YOU TWO STOP PEEING AND VOMITING EVERYWHERE?!?
  • Starlight: Okay, calm down, I'll get you all out of this.
  • Anger Starlight: "YOU BETTER?! ESPEICALLY SINCE WE GOT THIS WAY CAUSE OF THAT POOL THING YOU MADE?!"
  • Starlight: "If it helps, it was mainly to stop two bad guys with rock ogres!"
  • Disgust Starlight: "That's fine and all, but those same noobs almost ended up using that against you in the end. HUEEEEEEEUUEEEEGH!! CELESTIA DAMMIT, WHY DO I KEEP VOMITING?!?"
  • Lust Starlight: WHY DO I KEEP GETTING THE URGE TO MA-
  • Fear Starlight: WHY CAN'T I CONTROL MY BLAAAADDER?!
  • Starlight: UGH! This was the dumbest idea I ever had!
  • Angry Starlight: I THOUGHT THE DUMBEST IDEA YOU EVER HAD WAS THAT MIND-CONTROL SPELL ON YOUR FRIENDS, OR, I DON'T KNOW, WHEN YOU COMMITTED CHRONOTERRORISM?!?
  • Happiness Starlight: Why'd they have to coin a term like that, I just don't-
  • Starlight: HEY, YOU ALL HAVE YOURSELVES TO BLAME FOR ME DOING THAT! (All the feelings paused) I mean, you're the one who made me angry about losing Shareville here!
  • Fear Starlight: OHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH SNAP!!!
  • Anger Starlight: YOU LITTLE, I'LL KILL YOU-
  • Starlight: Uh, I'm your host, remember? Anything happens to me, will return to you guys too!
  • Anger Starlight:... (Made angry rambling noises)
  • Starlight: Don't you "mmmrehahanahana" me, pester pink! I've got to free myself from this emotion curse.
  • Anger Starlight: Well, sorry, but to do that, you need to free your mind of the Emokeys.
  • Starlight:... Emokeys?
  • Happiness Starlight: Remember those Stresskeys that Twilight had to get removed from her long ago? There's more than one. Angreys, Happeys, Saddeys, Feareys, Disgusteys, yadda yadda.
  • Anger Starlight: But so long as they don't end up accessing the horn control panel, then we should- (Angreys were seen doing that)... THAT'S IT! KARMA FAIRIES, I'M PLACING A RESTRAINING ORDER ON YOU, I DON'T CARE HOW!!
  • Starlight: I tried that. The magic is too hard.... I just hope the people outside can deal with them.

Reality

  • Angreys entered the real world as this played.
Witch Doctor (Azza B & 2Shots Remix) - Cartoons

Witch Doctor (Azza B & 2Shots Remix) - Cartoons

Angreys' Theme

  • Twilight: AW CRAP!! ANGREYS!!!
  • Icky: Time out, you mean there's more than Stresskeys?
  • Twilight: Uh, YEAH! They're the personification of feelings going too far.
  • Icky: ".... FIGURES?! I SUPPOSE WE HAVE TO REMOVE THESE GUYS FROM STARLIGHT'S MAGIC ARSENAL TOO?!"
  • Rarity: "Given that Angreys are netourious for assault and property damage, I have to concur! (They continued fighting, and then different kinds of Emokeys came out)"

Starlight's Subconscious

  • Starlight: GET OFF THE STUPID HORN CONTROLS!! (She blasted off several Emokeys and tossed a toilet at them)
  • Fearkey: The heck is this thing?
  • Starlight: It's a toilet. You sit on it when your plot feels like it's going to explode.
  • Fearkey: UPUPPPPPUPPPPP... (He yelled this)
FUCKING GENIUS

FUCKING GENIUS

  • Starlight:...
  • Stress Starlight: What? They're monkeys.
  • Starlight: "..... Huh...... Good point."
  • Fear Starlight: I could've been using that in here this whole time?!
  • Disgust Starlight: "Ugh, so annoying when something convenient was under our noses this entire time."
  • Starlight:... You mean to tell me, you don't have a bathroom?
  • Fear Starlight: We're feelings. We're not supposed to urinate... Apparently. THIS SHOULDN'T EVEN BE POSSIBLE!!
  • Starlight: Well it is. It's called magic.
  • Angry Starlight:... Sometimes magic is annoying.
  • Stress Starlight: I know. Especially when it doesn't work.
  • Angry Starlight: It's called mortal limits. Mortals aren't SUPPOSED to have unlimited control of ma-
  • Stress Starlight: I KNOW ABOUT MAGIC LIMITATIONS!!
  • Sad Starlight: (Cried loudly)
  • Angry Starlight:... I swear she's 5-years-old when she's OD'd on sadness.
  • Starlight: Seems overkill when she's as sensitive to noise as babies.
  • Stress Starlight: I was gonna say that.
  • Starlight: Well, great, or clone minds, really, think alike.
  • Disgust Starlight: (Vomited all over the place with powerful projectile vomiting) SAVE ME- HUEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeehhhhh!!!
  • Starlight: ".... Okay, I am definitely gonna have to stay clear from Emotion Pools from here on out after this."
  • Stress Starlight: "We thank you for that."
  • Starlight: Now, what am I gonna do?
  • Angry Starlight: "Ugh, if only Commonsense Starlight was here and didn't locked herself into her office in shame."
  • Starlight: Oh, you want my common sense, huh? Okay, then. Where's her office?

Common Sense Starlight's office

  • Starlight: And why does it look like my guidance counselor's office?
  • Sadness Starlight: "It was the one positive thing you did in your entire life outside of redemption paths."
  • Starlight: ".... Was I really that ba-"
  • Anger Starlight: What do you think?
  • Starlight: Right, you answered my question. (Knocks on the door) Hello? Starlight? Or maybe, Common Sense? Are you in there?
  • Commonsense Starlight: Go, away!
  • Starlight: It's your host.
  • Commonsense Starlight:... Okay, come in. (She opened the door for her) BUT THE REST OF YOU! GO AWAY! (She shut it on them)
  • Anger Starlight:... RUDE!
  • Starlight: ".... Yikes, why so angry at them?"
  • Commonsense Starlight: "Because they completely ignored me and made you do mistake after mistake. They only NOW realized they can't truly function without me cause of that emotion pool brohaha!"
  • Starlight:... Well, I'm not surprised they're the reason why I was so awful.
  • Commonsense Starlight: Exactly! It's THEIR fault you were so evil, all because I wasn't a high-ranking member. The only reason they turn to ME for help now is because their decrees for your actions backfired... HORRIBLY! But, no, they're not getting ANYTHING from me. This is THEIR mess, not mine. They WILL clean it up without me if they don't need me.
  • Starlight:... That doesn't sound like you.
  • Commonsense Starlight: Well, that's what happens when some emotions win over others. They become inferior and thus not like themselves. They lose how they function, and we never know WHEN they're needed. Can you imagine how hard it was for me, when all the other emotions thought they knew what was best for you? I tried to talk them out of things like enslaving people through taking away their cutie marks, AND then committing terrorism via time travel. But each time, THEY NEVER LISTEN TO ME!! THEY NEVER LEARNED!!! SO, WHY WOULD I EXPECT THEM TO LEARN NOW?!
  • Starlight:... Because look where I am now. I'm Twilight's pupil-
  • Commonsense Starlight: OH! And that's another thing. Your MENTOR is TOO forgiving. We make you commit the worst crimes imaginable, and you aren't given a fate that gives you the chance to see clearly? Instead, she INDULGES the other emotions, by making you her pupil! WHO IN THEIR RIGHT MIND, WOULD AWARD SOMEONE WHO THREATENS THE HISTORY OF EQUESTRIA, ALL FOR SIMPLE REVENGE?!?
  • Starlight: Are you saying that I should've been sent to PRISON?!
  • Commonsense Starlight: Well, prison IS a good way to help one think.
  • Starlight:... You really HAVE changed. I mean, people who are imprisoned don't really have it good. There's a reason Twilight accepted me as a pupil and forgave me. Because that's what friends do.
  • Commonsense Twilight: WHO WANTS TO BE FRIENDS WITH A CHRONOTERRORIST?!? SUCH A THING IS ONE OF THE WORST METHODS OF TERRORIST EVER!!
  • Starlight: ALRIGHT, CAN YOU PLEASE BE QUIET FOR ONE SECOND?!?... Twilight knows that having me punished the traditional way, wouldn't allow me to grow. Prison is no place for someone who wants to change. It's a cesspool of other people who are nothing but anger and evil because they were locked up with others who perpetuate the same mentality. Tell me, COMMONSENSE, what kind of sense does it make having someone change, just by putting them in a place where they CAN'T change?
  • Commonsense Starlight:...... None.
  • Starlight: See? THAT'S why Twilight took me in. She knew I deserved better.
  • Commonsense Starlight:... Well, even so, what sense is there that losing your friend over a cutie mark warrants a campaign against cutie marks?
  • Starlight: How should I know, weren't the emotions the ones pulling the strings on that? What was THEIR excuse for pulling it?
  • Commonsense Starlight: Oh, they said it was because, and thy quote, 'cutie marks are things that drive away friends. Cutie marks and friendship are not compatible. What point is there in-
  • Starlight: OHHHHHHHHHHHHHH, okay, I remember. Honestly, why would I ask a stupid question that I was pondering AND answered in my head? It's a logical point that the philosophy of friendship can be undermined by the hierarchy of cutie marks. I was, in essence, somepony trying to save the philosophy of friendship for a friend that I lost, because cutie marks can separate them. Hell, when I read about Beak-Buck, I found out that, well, in ancient times, in the times of the Chaos Wars and the Windigo Ice Age, cutie marks were what established a hierarchy and communism where ponies' lives were dictated by their cutie marks. It was needless to say a dark time, and there was even a law that said that ponies with incompatible cutie marks cannot be friends. It was, kind of the result of the Chaos Wars terminating our grasp on friendship, just so we could survive. And needless to say, there were ponies like me out there. And Beak-Buck was there to control that. It was... Well... A dark and cruel time.
  • Commonsense Starlight: Yeah. So, with that logic outshining mine, I was immediately overruled and it was what made you a cutie mark communist. And because of that, you paid the price. I couldn't believe how ASININE THEY WERE BEING!! IT'S THEIR FAULT YOU WERE LIKE THAT!! AND AFTER ALL THAT, THEY NEVER LEARNED THEIR LESSON!! Can you IMAGINE how frustrating that is?!
  • Starlight:... Yes... I can.
  • Commonsense Starlight: So, yeah, if they think they know what's best, then who am I to say otherwise?
  • Starlight:... *Sigh* No wonder I'm so high on emotions. They're ruining my life and outshining you.... So... If I can get you back in the limelight... Then maybe we can stop this Emokey infestation and cure my condition.
  • Commonsense Starlight: ".... Truth be told, much as I can't stand the other emotions, I also can't stand your mind being in chaos either."
  • Starlight: Well, it starts by calling them out on it. It's their fault after all.
  • Commonsense Starlight: They won't listen. Trust me.
  • Starlight: Oh, they will. After all, I'M their host. (She came out)... Everyemotion?... We need to talk.
  • Anger Starlight: Yeees?
  • Starlight:... Is it true that you have been ignoring Commonsense Starlight?
  • Anger Starlight:... Ummm...
  • Happiness Starlight:... Maybe?
  • Starlight: Yes or no!
  • Anger Starlight: NEITHER!!
  • Starlight: Then yes! How could you?! You're all the reason that I've been so bad.
  • Sad Starlight: Well I'm sure you should understand. Cutie marks were the reason we lost Sunburst.
  • Starlight: No it wasn't.
  • Anger Starlight: Well, we THOUGHT it was. Do you KNOW how cutie marks and friendship conflicted in the past? Friendship conflicted with people with different cutie marks, and law dictated that ponies with different cutie marks couldn't be friends. And THAT was a good example why that was abolished. But it clearly wasn't enough. A job gets in the way of friendship. Like when a cop turns in his own friends because it was his job, or when a banker takes away his friend's property in foreclosure. IT'S APPALLING!
  • Starlight: Well, it's NOT cutie marks' fault.
  • Stress Starlight: Well, it sure LOOKED like it. With all the crap we put up with including attending the Magic School with Sunset, and then getting corrupted by that bat bitch. Cutie marks are very dangerous and they undermine the idea of friendship. They HAVE to be controlled.
  • Starlight: A cutie-mark-controlling vault is something NOPONY should possess.
  • Anger Starlight: YOU'RE SOUNDING LIKE COMMONSENSE! (Everyone stopped)
  • Starlight:... So... You ARE bad emotions.
  • Happiness Starlight: ANGER! That was too far!
  • Lust Starlight: Yeah, you made me lose my lady b-
  • Sad Starlight: *Sniff* How could you say that?
  • Anger Starlight: I'M ANGER STARLIGHT, WHAT DID YOU EXPECT?!?
  • Starlight:... (Deep breath)... I can't believe you. What did you think this idea to make me a Cutie Mark Communist would accomplish?
  • Anger Starlight: I don't know, when you're emotional because of something you blame cutie marks for, it makes you... Extreme.
  • Starlight: Well, this is what got us here. THIS is why I'm high on emotions. I suggest you all help me clean up your mess, because if you control my actions this way, it'll get me in a LOT of trouble someday.
  • Anger Starlight: DO YOU NOT REMEMBER HOW HURTFUL IT WAS TO LEARN ABOUT WHAT CUTIE MARKS CAN COST A PONY?!
  • Starlight: WHO CARES?! Cutie marks are NOT like that!
  • Anger Starlight: YOU DON'T KNOW THAT! Cutie marks are nothing but heartbreak and taking away friendships, so that's why you had a right to-
  • Starlight: QUIET!!! (That shut them all up)... I CAN'T BELIEVE THE WORDS I AM HEARING!! IF YOU ALL ARE SO SCARED AND HATEFUL OF CUTIE MARKS, THEN MAYBE YOU SHOULDN'T BE IN CHARGE OF ME!! Maybe COMMONSENSE should be in charge!
  • Happiness Starlight: Aw, don't worry about it. These things happen.
  • Fear Starlight: Bu-bu-but, what if it happens again?
  • Disgust Starlight: It'd be pretty gross.
  • Starlight: AND YET WHAT HAVE YOUR DECISIONS GOTTEN US?!? THEY MADE US A CHRONO-TERRORIST!!... *Sigh*... Alright, that's it. You are all to take orders from Commonsense now. From this day forth, I will NEVER bottle my emotions, OR allow my emotions to dictate me.
  • Fear Starlight: Y-YOU WOULDN'T!!
  • Starlight: Try me!
  • Anger Starlight: YOU CAN'T DO THAT!! YOU NEED US!
  • Starlight: I need COMMONSENSE more than I need YOU asses! Maybe this will teach you all a lesson. I am your host, so what I say goes in this head of mine, GOES!
  • Happiness Starlight: Sadly, she's right, everyemotion. We can't mess with free will.
  • Anger Starlight: WHAT IF THIS HAPPENS AGAIN?!?
  • Happiness Starlight: WHAT DOES IT MATTER IF IT HAPPENS AGAIN?! Don't make me send you to time-out again!
  • Anger Starlight:... (Deep breath)... Fine! But fair's fair, your dad didn't exactly helped with your development!
  • Starlight: "HEY?! Okay, you're not wrong, BUT I'M ANNOYED BY THAT OUT OF PRINCIPLE?!"
  • Anger Starlight: "Chill, chill, just saying!"
  • Starlight: Let's just leave our parents out of this! Just get this mess of yours cleaned up. I expect to be cured once I return to my body.
  • Anger Starlight: Well, what's left of it given your crazy pregnancy s***.
  • Starlight:... You HAD to say that, didn't you?
  • Fear Starlight: "Oh, she's anger, there's bound to be spite every once in the while."
  • Starlight:... Point taken.

Reality

  • Starlight: (She awoke again as everyone was seen being tortured by the Emokeys).... Well, frick. This is quite a situation to return to normal to.
  • Duke: STARLIGHT! YOU'RE OKAY!
  • Starlight: Good. ALRIGHT, CAN SOMEONE HERE GET RID OF THESE EMOKEY SPELLS OF MINE?! I CAN'T HAVE IT IN ME ANYMORE!!
  • Pinkie: "Sure! It'll be NO problem for as long as the Anrgeys don't get the idea to turn into a super-powerful monster! (They did that)... Aw poopy, I Filli Vanilli'd again! Why don't I ever learn?"
  • Iago: Called it. Someone owes me money for Pinkie triggering karma. (The giant Angrey attacked them)
  • The Heroes tried to fight off the Giant Angrey, but it was too much, and eventually was able to escape and van and ran off like 2005 King Kong, scaring ponies and even some Guards alike!
  • Furibund saw that....
  • Furibund: ".... Okay, the Civilians I would understand running off, BUT THE GUARDS DID THAT TOO?! HMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM?!"
  • Gazelle: ".... We may, want to go and stop the giant rage monkey before it devastates all of Equestria!"
  • Furibund: "PRETTY MUCH THE GENERAL CONSCIOUS?!"
  • The heroes and Furibund charged off!
  • Max: HEY! C'MON YA BIG MONKEY!! YOU WANT A PIECE'A US?! IS THE BIG MONKEY GONNA RAGE LIKE A BIG BABY?!? LET'S SEE YA RAGE!! DADDY'S PRECIOUS MONKEY BOY IS GONNA GET KICKED BY A BUNCH OF CARTOON CHARACTERS!!
  • Icky: "Dude, it's already about to transition to the next chapter, save the insults for then!"
  • Max: "Dang, I wish I knew ahead of time!" (The Angrey screeched in rage and leapt for the camera which cut for the next chapter)

Chapter 5: Rampage of the Monastery

Ponyville

  • Pred and the Sisters were seen enjoying a hay pizza break, until the Angrey charged in and ape-smack them down, then ran off! Then Pred and the Sisters got infected with anger!
  • Grimoors, The Amutt Family, Karl and his Berk Heartless friends, and Deer-A-Nator were seen doing some shopping for the Monastery.
  • Grimoors: ".... Okay, I know this is a world of mini horses, but do they always have to have flowers be considered food?"
  • Amutt: "Oh be at ease, Grimoors. They still have things acceptable for non-Pony consumption."
  • Samutt: "(Looks at the distance).... Uh, honey, I don't want to alarm people, but, is that, a giant flaming primate?"
  • Nile: "(Sees the charging Angrey).... YAY, GIANT MONKEY?! CAN WE KEEP HIM, DA-"
  • The Giant Angrey bowled over the group and ran off, leaving the group humiliated....
  • Cleo: ".... Did I, just got bowled over, BY A STUPID, (Gets infected by Anger) MONKEY?!"
  • Patra: "Most, indeed, (Gets infected) Sister?!"
  • Karl: "(Gets infected by anger as well) I AM FEELING SUPER ANGRY FOR SOME REASON?!"
  • Jing and Ding: "(Both got infected) US TOO?!"
  • The Black Vanguard: "(Getting infected) ALL I KNOW IS RAGE?!"
  • Cold Deep Sea: "(Gets infected).... Mellow, super harshed out."
  • Wildflower: "(Gets infected and rages out like an actual monkey!)"
  • Deer-A-Nator: "(Gets infected) That thing, ruined my shopping for my son?! I AM SO UPSET, THAT I WOULD TAKE MY RAGE OUT ON THE FIRST THING I SEE?!"
  • Celestia and Tri-Corn were seen walking in Ponyville, as the group and the arriving Pred and Sisters all saw Tri-Corn.... The entire group got super angry!
  • Tri-Corn: "Princess Celestia, I am so glad I found someone to talk to about doing something about my Glitchcorn problem."
  • Celestia: "It's no trouble. I may not be much for tech personally, but I know a lot of scientist ponies that can- (Gets concerned)...."
  • Tri-Corn: "What? What?! (Looks to see the charging barrage of the anger infected group).... WHAT IN THE-"
  • Pred: "GET TRI-CORN?!"
  • Sharp-Pay: "LET'S KICK HER ASS?!"
  • Axe-Rella: "I STILL HAVE BITTER RESENTMENT FROM THAT ONE 4TH OF JULY WHEN SHE WANTED US DEAD?!"
  • Chain: "YAY VIOLENCE?!"
  • Grimoors: "I HATE DRAGONS?!"
  • Amutt: "YOU SHALL FEEL THE WRATH OF THE GREAT AMUTT AND HIS FAMILY, CORRUPT SENATOR?!"
  • Karl: "WE TECHNICALLY NEVER MET, BUT ME AND MY POSSIE WANT TO MESS YOU UP FOR SOME REASON?!"
  • Deer-A-Nator: "I WANT TO GET EVEN FOR THE FACT YOU AIMED TO KILL ME?!"
  • Tri-Corn gets a scared face as a duck sound was heard.
  • Tri-Corn: "AIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE?! NOT ANOTHER MOB OF HATERS?! THIS IS WHY I CAME TO EQUESTRIA TO BEGIN WITH?! (Runs off)?! JAMICAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA?!"
  • The Infected Mob charged forth after Tri-Corn, leaving Celestia bewildered.....
  • Celestia: ".... Uh, uh..... Excuse me, but what in the world is going on!"
  • ???: We heard Tricorn's bitch scream from here! (The Lodgers and Mane 6 arrived)
  • Rainbow Dash: "What did Tri-Corn got herself into this time!"
  • Celestia: "Well, for some reason, Pred and his daughters, plus several reformed villains from Candance's Reforming Monistary went berserk and gone after her like they're possessed!
  • Icky: Aw, crap! The Giant Angrey got here before we did!
  • Celestia:... Did you say "a giant Angrey"?
  • Tri-corn: (While being chased) A GIANT ANGRY WHAT?!
Rimshot

Rimshot

  • Icky: ".... Why did that warranted the Rimshot video?"
  • Iago: A GIANT ANGRY MONKEY, CALLED AN ANGREY!
  • Tri-Corn: UGH, THAT IS SUCH A POORLY-NAMED CREATURE!! (The Angrey heard that and roared while pounding it's chest, throwing crap at her as everyone was knocked around comically, getting it to climb onto the top of Ponyville Hall and reenact King Kong by knocking down several flying Wonderbolts)
  • Rainbow Dash: Ugh! When will those guys realize that they can't win without ME?! (She Sailor-Moon-changed into her Wonderbolt outfit and joined them)
  • Spitfire: Huh? You made it.
  • Rainbow Dash: Spit, no offense, but when did you think you would win this one without me? The Element of Loyalty, and by some technicality, the PRINCESS of Loyalty? Remember that time when Spike in his greed-driven growth spurt rampage when he banged you guys into a water tower?
  • Spitfire: Don't remind us. But, hey, you're here NOW!
  • Rainbow Dash: EXACTLY!
  • Soarin: Well, we COULD use you, Crash. Your crazy recklessness HAS managed to help us out once or twice.
  • Spitfire: STOP TALKING AND START FLYING!! (They flew around)
  • Alex: Did Rainbow Dash REALLY feel the need to indulge the obvious King Kong reference here?
  • Gloria: PRETTY sure that wasn't the reason. She JUST said that the Wonderbolts hardly get anymore wins than the-
  • Furibund: DON'T, SAY IT!!!
  • Icky: "Eeeyup. You're a Firebrand expie alright."
  • Suddenly, the Heroes found themselves confronted by the still anger-infected retired villains!
  • Pred: "WE JUST REMEMBERED THAT WE HAVE UNSETTLED ISSUES WITH YOU MISFITS AS WELL?!"
  • Amutt: "So now, prepare to face our wra- (They beat them individually in a quick and comical fashion)"
  • Icky: ".... Wow, we REALLY came a long way from when those guys actselly used to be a threat."
  • Lord Shen: "It also helped their anger made them forget that we have more people than them and that Amutt forgot to act first and then speak."
  • Duke: "Also helped that Gazelle completely matched his power, if not also can be an actual challenge to HIM!"
  • SpongeBob: Ugh! Someone get them to an infirmary or something. (Nurse Redheart and several nurse ponies proceeded to do that). As for us, SOMEONE GET THAT GIANT MONKEY OFF THAT BUILDING!!!
  • Icky: "Well somebody better call Mario and tell him to get in touch with his Jumpman Days, cause usually he's good at dealing with big apes! Ask Donkey Kong, he would know!"
  • SpongeBob: Sometimes your sarcasm annoys even me.
  • Patrick: "Wait, so we're NOT gonna get Mario involved?"
  • SpongeBob: Uh, he's touchy about those days due to the messed up implications of animal abuse. He's got a bad rep with PETA about the tanuki suit as it is, AND DK's family is STILL messed up about it. No, I have a better idea. We go up there and-
  • Icky: It was a joke, dammit!
  • Gazelle: There's NOTHING funny about animal abuse! And as a Zootopian, THAT'S saying something.
  • Spyro: We got this! (He and Cynder fought the Angrey and they blew their elemental breaths at him angering him)
  • Sparx: I BELIEVE IN YOU, BRO!!!
  • Spyro: DON'T EMBARRASS ME- (He was smacked into a building)
  • Sparx:... Well... Oops. I might've done it already. MY BAD!!!
  • Cynder: Dammit, Sparx- (She was smacked too)
  • Sparx: DAMMIT SPARX!!!
  • Kowalski: UGH, LET'S JUST GET INTO THE VAN!! (They did that as the van flew and shot at Angrey)
  • Trigger: YAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!
  • Nutsy: YOU BIRDBRAIN, DON'T SHOOT THE BUILDING!!! SHOOT AT THE ANGREY!!
  • Trigger: I AM!!!
  • Thief: ("You're shooting STUPID is what you're doing.")
  • The Angrey was getting annoyed at the group's attempt to go after it and started to pull stuff from out of the building to toss at the Van!
  • Mayor Mare: NOOOOO!!!!
  • Twilight: CAN SOMEONE JUST TAKE THAT THING DOWN ALREADY?!?
  • Missing Link: We're trying here!! (The Angrey ended up grabbing the Van and hurled it to the ground)... Ow!
  • Squidward: Too bad that didn't kill me.
  • SpongeBob: No, but IT might! (The Angrey leaped down and tore up the Van as they ran away comically)
  • Spyro: GUYS! (He and Cynder breathed fire on it, distracting it so that the others can hit it with all they got, then did it individually as it turned its attention on one each. But as it got angrier, it turned into a bigger monster)
  • Phil: GUYS, I THINK WE'RE MAKING IT WORSE!!
  • Sir Hiss: WE CAN SEE THAT!! (The Angrey flamed on as it blasted everyone off into comical situations in the town)
  • Viper: UGH! THIS MONKEY IS A MONSTER!!
  • Gazelle: Well, I guess it's time to get my... Oh wait... WHY DIDN'T ANYBODY BRING THE UNITER BLADE?!?
  • Duke: It bu-
  • Gazelle: OH COME ON, YOU COULD'VE JUST COVERED IT OR SOMETHING- (The Angrey smacked her through several houses and then roared wildly with chest-pounding)
  • Djon: GYAAAAAHHH!!!
  • Chaos: Geez, this thing is tossing our asses back at us.
  • Gazelle finally laid in the last busted house!
  • Gazelle: ".... Ugh, now I REALLY regret over-worrying about Widowus! Cause now, I have to deal with the fact that I'm getting my butt handed to me by a litterally firey-raged primate!"
  • Furibund: (Sighs) Look, everyone, this thing can only be hurt by Equestrian magic. Or any magic that pertains to emotion. So... Yeah, the only thing that can hurt it is magic pertaining to the opposite emotion: Happiness.
  • Starlight: How would YOU know?
  • Furibund: I WAS a student at Celestia's School for Gifted Unicorns. I studied Angerstorm's spells too... And became the only modern pony who knew everything about what he'd written using the Tempus Objectus. I am not just somepony who treats people with emotional sicknesses like this, I am in essence the guardian of his secrets, ensuring that they are never found. I train anypony in defense to ensure that they can pull their weight should the primary defenses falter. That way, if any new threat comes and you aren't around, who's going to save Equestria?
  • Twilight:... Hmm... Now that you mention it... I remember you. You were Little Hothead.
  • Furibund: OH SURE, YOU REMEMBER THAT!! UGH!!
  • Twilight: Well, I guess we should do exactly that. Use happiness magic against it.
  • Furibund: HAH! YOU THINK IT'S THAT EASY?! WHO'S HAPPY ABOUT THIS SITUATION RIGHT NOW?! IT HAS TO BE PURE HAPPINESS, SOMETHING THAT COMES FROM THINGS THAT ARE THE OPPOSITE OF THIS!! UNLESS SOME CRAZY MOTHERF*****S HERE LOVE THIS KIND OF S***, I DON'T SEE-
  • ???: "YAAAY SHELL LOUGERS?!"
  • A little Unicorn filly with a long-horn issue like Sweetheart was seen as her horn was hopped up on magic cause of how happy she is!
  • Icky: "DANG IT, IT'S OUR CRAZY OBSESSIVE YOUNG FANGIRL OF EQUESTRIA, GIGGLY FANGIRL?!.... Who NAMES their kids like that?!"
  • Giggly: "I LOVE IT WHEN YOU LOUGERS COME TO SAVE THE DAY FROM THINGS LIKE THE ANGRY FIREY MONKEY, I LOVE YOU GUYS SO MUCH CAUSE YOU MAKE ME SO HAPPY, I ACTSELLY LOOK FORWARD TO DISHASTORS HAPPENING CAUSE THEN I GET TO SEE YOU, YAAAAY?!"
  • Furibund: ".... Blow me."
  • Rainbow Dash: "Seriously, another Sweetheart situation? NOW?!"
  • Pinkie: "And she looks really LOADED with magic!"
  • Twilight:... Hey, Giggly? Watch us fight! (They did so against the Angrey, as she was overjoyed and ended up creating a magic flux that blasted the Angrey and even ended up killing it, as it's individual Angreys burned away)
  • Furibund:... I guess, that works.
  • Giggly:... Did I do that?... I JUST SAVED THE DAY!! EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!
  • Furibund: "... Okay, fair's fair, we did manage to handle this well."
  • Icky: "And just in time for the next chapter, cause likely Chrysalis is gonna reach critical mass at this point!"
  • Squidward: Ugh! Let's hope that we can get there before the current chapter cu-

Chapter 6: Final Confrontation

League Fortress

  • Chrysalis was seen getting increasingly frustrated as this played.
Epic Metal - Rage of the Universe

Epic Metal - Rage of the Universe

  • Cobra: "(Appears cautiously with other Leaguers).... Chrysalis, dear? (Chrysalis looks angerly at Mang) AYE?!..... Chrysalis, my dear, I came to, apologies. I'm removing breaking up with you from your punishment. You're still gonna do chores for still doing something with Junjie without my consent, but, I do acknowledge that breaking up with you was in bad taste, so-"
  • Chrysalis: "(Deepened voice) NOT NOW, MANG?! MY REVENGE WITH STARLIGHT HAS FAILED?!"
  • Pete: "Wow them Lougers are crazy effectent."
  • Chrysalis: "NOW I MUST CONTEND WITH THAT REVENGE, MY SELF?! (Starts make Emotion Based Manifestations based on Impure Changelings)!"
  • Throx: "Ouroborlings?! In ancient times, some Changelings tried to weaponize the effect and THESE things happened!"
  • Junjie: "OH, AS IF CHRYSALIS' CURRENT TANTRUM WASN'T BAD ON IT'S OWN?!"
  • Throx: (Sighs) The Ouroborolings also drain life force quicker. The more she makes, the more she tears up her soul.
  • Cobra: THEN SOMEONE STOP HER!!!
  • Chrysalis: NO! (She cast a shield that blasted them all away)... I'LL DESTROY ALL OF EQUESTRIA, ONE WAY, OR ANOTHER!
  • Cobra: CHRYSALIS, NO! YOU DO THAT, THEN CELESTIA WILL NEVER LET US HEAR THE END OF IT!!
  • Chrysalis: THAT'S A RISK I'M WILLING TO TAKE!!
  • Maleficent: ARE YOU MAD?!? (Chrysalis teleported away)
  • Facilier:... Well, we're all thoroughly screwed.
  • Pete: EEEEEYEP!! Can we panic?
  • Darnell: ALL IN FAVOR SAY AYE!
  • Most of the Villain League: AYE! (They all panicked as Mirage did this)
Night at the Museum easter island head

Night at the Museum easter island head

  • Mirage:... We can still handle this! I REFUSE to let us all meet our end from another JUNJIE-RELATED INCIDENT!
  • Junjie: I SAID I WAS SORRY!
  • Makunga: Junjun, I'm pretty sure they stopped accepting your apologies years ago.
  • Junjie: CAN I AT LEAST GET SOME CLOSURE IN GETTING THIS MESS OF MINE CLEANED UP?!
  • Cobra: And how would you learn after that?
  • Mack Salmon: Yeah, you need to learn yourself. If this kills us all, then we'll make sure YOU die first.
  • Junjie: "(Gulps).... Point made."
  • Cobra: ".... Okay, you know what, Leaguers? After this, from henceforth, I will work on getting us a legacy away from Xehanort and the princess of hearts thing! Cause obviously this low morale rut NEEDS TO END?!"
  • Mirage: "That much is appreciated, Mang."
  • Jafar: "Meantime though, we might want to go after Chrysalis."
  • Cobra: "AHEAD OF YOU?! (Makes a portal to Equestria!) LEAGUERS, GO FORTH?!"
  • Hades: "Wow, this is THE most serious you have been in a long time!"
  • Clayton: "Likely cause of Chrysalis' predicament-"
  • Cobra: "(ANGERLY) I SAID GO FORTH?! (The Leaguers freaked out and did that)!?.... (Sighs)... As if I never get serious when Chrysalis is in trouble. (Follows forth)."

Canterlot

  • Moondancer: (She was hanging with her friends until Chrysalis came in screaming crazily and hopped up on her own emotions as they reacted crazily and ran around comically trying to get out of the way and Chrysalis crashed sending them all comically into trees, the brook, in burrows, and so on) OW!
  • Chrysalis: YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!
  • Minuette: WHAT'S YAAAAAAAAA?!?
  • Lyra: HEY, YOU'RE THE BITCH WHO BEWITCHED MUCH OF US DURING CADENCE'S WEDDING!!! I'M STILL VERY ANNOYED AT YOU FOR THAT?! WELL AS THE BARER OF THE ELEMENT OF IMAGINATION, I'M GONNA-
  • Chrysalis roared like a Xenomorph Queen at Lyra and ran off?!
  • Lyra: "....."
  • Moondancer: ".... Wow. Who peed in her crunchberries?"
  • Minuette: "I, don't think that was normal Angry Chrysalis. Cause usually she'd give another "I hate Starlight" rant and then run off!"
  • Lyra:... If you'll excuse me... I need to take a fear dump. (She ran off)
  • Chrysalis: (She soon began terrorizing Canterlot and destroying things with her power while feeding on ponies' love to make her stronger and more unstable) ATTAAACK!! (Her Ouroborolings attacked and fed from more ponies' love and added it to her power. Destruction was rampant as the Lodgers and Mane Heroes arrived)
  • Twilight: GYAAH!!
  • Twilight Velvet: TWILIGHT!!
  • Night Light: WHAT IN CELESTIA'S MANE IS GOING ON?!?
  • Twilight: IT'S A LONG STORY, MA PA!! DID YOU SEE A CRAZY CHANGELING AROUND HERE?!
  • Twilight Velvet: EVERYPONY DID!! SHE WENT THAT WAY!!
  • Icky: "I think it's a safe bet the plot decided to not let the leaguers resolve the Chrysalis thing for the sake of giving us a final boss fight for the episode."
  • ???: OH, WOW, WAY TO STROKE YOURSELVES!! (The Villain League appeared)
  • Cobra: You give us a chance to clean up ANOTHER one of Junjie's messes, and you throw us out?!
  • Dil: You guys DISGUST us! AS USUAL!
  • Pinkie: Well all you had to do was come in and ask. You want to come in, go ahead. The water's fine.
  • Cobra: "... Only because I decided that saving Chrysalis is more impourent then holding onto a grudge! BUT THAT SAID GRUDGE WILL BE FURTHER MOTIVATION FOR A FUTURE PLAN FOR AN EPISODE DOWN THE LINE ON TOP OF MAKING OURSELVES MORE SERIOUS?!"
  • Lord Shen: "A bridge we'll cross when it's time, Mang! Right now, here's your chance to make up for lost time! (Points to the charging Ouroborlings!)"
  • Cobra: "Good, cause I need SOMETHING to quell my rage with?!"
  • Throx: "Good, cause defeating these things well send the energy back to Chrysalis' soul!"
  • Cobra: "ALL THE MORE SWEETER?!" (They ripped them all apart)
  • SpongeBob:... Now for the main course. (They arrived and encountered the unstable Chrysalis as this played)
Crash Bandicoot The Wrath Of Cortex - Crunch Time Music

Crash Bandicoot The Wrath Of Cortex - Crunch Time Music

  • Chrysalis:... YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOU!!
  • Mantis: Wow! Funniest delivery of that line eve- (They were blasted)
  • Phil: OKAY, MORE ATTENTION DRILLS! (The Lodgers groaned) DON'T UGGGGGH ME, BITCH- (Chrysalis blasted him)... AND NO DISTRACTING OTHERS DRILLS ON TOP OF THAT!!!
  • Frank: CAN SOMEONE BEAT HER DOWN, PLEASE, BEFORE I PEE MYSELF?!?
  • Bill: PLEEEEEASE?!?
  • Cynder: We're thinking here!
  • Chrysalis: "ALL, I WANTED, WAS REVENGE ONTO STARLIGHT?! IS THAT TOO MUCH TO ASK?!"
  • Starlight got an idea....
  • Starlight: ".... (Quietly) Perfect excuse to do that magic cloning spell I wanted to do! (Magically clones herself tp be a near army!)"
  • Starlight Clones: "HEY CHRYSALIS?! (Chrysalis looked in a fit of anger and saw the Starlight clones).... IF YA WANT SOMETHING TO COPE YOUR RAGE, ASK MANG TO GET YOU STRESS TOYS?!"
  • Chrysalis: "(ROARS ANGERLY AND CHARGED AT THE CLONES AS THE REAL STARLIGHT MADE SURE TO GET OUT OF THE WAY)!?"
  • Rainbow Dash: "INCOMING SPLASH ZONE?!" (They ducked comically as Chrysalis fought and killed all of them brutally as they fought back just as well as the real Starlight, but then some of them finally beat down Chrysalis until she used the last of the energy she had to kill the rest and finally go back to normal)
  • Chrysalis:... I... I DID IT!!
  • Starlight: Congrats, bugly.
  • Chrysalis:... Ugh, well, at least I took down what LOOKS like Starlight. There's that at least. Anyway, Sleepy-time now! (She fainted)
  • Throx:... Great! Now we best REMOVE this Ouroboros ability so that this never happens again-
  • Brandy: 10-second-head-start-before-we-kick-your-ass, 1, 2, 3, 4... (They all ran off comically while taking Chrysalis)
  • Phil:... Wow. That was a rushed end of an episode.
  • Batty: Well, *BZZAT*, episode these days are taking too long to finish now, so- *BZZZAT* HI-DIDDLY-DEE, AN ACTOR'S LIFE FOR ME! WHY DOES IT SOUND LIKE ROW ROW ROW YOUR BOAT, I'M ACTING FOR YOU LO'VY PEOPLE...
  • Mr. Krabs:... Well... Anyone got a good one-liner to say in the place of 'we did it'?
  • Gloria:... Ugggh! We did it!
  • Mr. Krabs:... Good enough.
  • Furibund: FINALLY! Whew! So I gathered things will return to normal now?
  • Icky: "At least till the next episode."
  • Furibund:... Well, I'm off. My job here is done. I can't leave my soldiers alone before-

Later...

  • Furibund: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA... (He kept screaming as the soldiers had set everything on fire and caused chaos)
  • Marty:... GA-WHA?!?
  • Guard: ".... I tried to hold the water again."
  • Furibund: ".... OKAY, THAT'S IT?! NEXT TIME I'M GOING SOMEWHERE, I'M GETTING THESE MORONS A BABYSITTER?!"
  • Twilight:... Yeeeeeah, we'll leave you to it. (They cartoonishly zoom off)
  • Furibund:... Son of a b-

Epilogue

League fortress.

  • Chrysalis was seen in bed....
  • Chrysalis: "(To Cobra holding soup).... Mang.... I'm sorry. I'll only do Starlight Revenge Plans on my non-league times from here on out."
  • Throx: (Suddenly appears behind Mang) YOU BEST, YOUNG LADY! I am VERY disappointed in you for doing such a RECKLESS ACT!
  • Cobra: She really is, ya know, even though you were apologizing to me first.
  • Chrysalis: "Sorry to you too, mom."
  • Throx: "Now you better eat that Ouroboros cleansing soup so you are kept from ever doing that effect again!"
  • Chrysalis: "Yes mom."

Elsewhere.

  • Junjie and troupe are seen doing chores again.
  • Junjie: ".... And just like that, I'm back to my existential crisis where I'm hesitant to ever act out again for a good while."
  • Tai Lung/Makunga/Galaxhar: "THANK DEVINES?!"
  • Junjie: "F' YOU TOO, GUYS?!"
  • Throx (Suddenly appears again): AAND AS FOR YOU F*****S...
  • Tai Lung/Makunga/Galaxhar/Junjie: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHGH!!!
My Little Pony Friendship is Magic - Benny Hill Chase (Background Music)

My Little Pony Friendship is Magic - Benny Hill Chase (Background Music)

Deadpool: "FIGURES THIS WAS GONNA END UP HERE?!"

  • The Four made a comical run for it as the MLP version of Benny Hill played, as Deadpool and Discord were seen watching on flouting recliners....
  • Deadpool: ".... Ahhh man. We rarely get to see the league appear too much in these episodes anymore."
  • Discord: "Kinda the consequence of giving the OC villain of the week more attention, I believe. Pass the Coke?"
  • Deadpool: "Sure dude. (Gives Discord coke).... Was kinda hoping the anger infested former villains had more screentime? Speaking of which, are they doing okay?"
  • Discord: "Oh don't worry, Fluttershy does WONDERS with helping people recover from a bad episode, espeically for Preddy Freddy.... Also, watch out, your bugfriend's here."
  • Deadpool: Bugfriend?
  • Discord: "Ya know, big alien spider-crab fellow, angry disposition, from an under-rated Disney Movie?"
  • Deadpool: Oh, I have NO friends like that.
  • ???: DID YOU FORGET ABOUT ME?! (Scroop appeared behind him)
  • Deadpool:... Like I said, NO friends of mine.
  • Discord: OhhhhhhhhhhhhhHHHHHHH...
  • Deadpool: OhhhhhhhhhhhhhHHHHHHH...
  • Scroop: DIE!!! (He chased him around) I ALWAYS SAID OVER AND OVER I'D TEAR OUT YOUR TONGUE!!!
  • Deadpool: STILL VERY ASHAMED, I SEE!!!
  • Discord laughed!
  • Discord: "I'm glad it's not me getting dragged in a comical chase sequence..... Why did I just say that-"
  • Black Kat: Ohhhh, DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIISCYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!
  • Discord: (He comically screamed Mask-style with skull, eyes, and tongue stretching out) AAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAHH!!
  • Discord gets into the chase sequence as well when Black Cat charges after him!
  • Discord: "JUST END THE CARTOON ALREADY?!" (Deadpool slapped FIN on the screen)

FIN

  • Discord: THANK YOU!!!
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