Anger Breeds Junjie

Anger Breeds Junjie is the 15th Episode of Season 3B of the SpongeBob and Friends Adventures Chronicles Series. With Chrysalis still upset about her kingdom, she ends up discovering a chance of revenge in a normally-distrustful source: Junjie. He has discovered that Starlight fuels her powers through emotion, hence an incident where her anger against Trixie episode turned three ponies hostile against her. Though strangely, the other Villain Leaguers have contemplated this as a way to manipulate Gazelle because of her display of mean socialistic temper, while Chrysalis and Junjie's group plan to do this to Starlight and the others who cost Chrysalis her kingdom, even though Junjie was initially planning to use this to turn Starlight into a replacement for the Sin Ponies he lost. Chrysalis then decides to play into both their favors with this plan without knowing of each other's intentions. Thus, they use Gazelle and Starlight's issues against them as the growing anger loud energy is collected, mixed, and turned into an effective corruption powder specifically for them as their anger would mix and turn them into what can be described as harbingers of anger and socialist justice. The combined energies of Gazelle's and Starlight's anger has already been used to infect the likes of Pred and the Sisters, Grimoors, The Amutt Family, Karl and his Berk Heartless friends, and Deer-A-Nator as being meant to be test-drives and plan to release them onto a visiting Senator Tri-Corn in Canterlot visiting Celestia to discuss a means to try and keep Glitchcorn down ever since events of Emperor Lu Kang when an unfortunate discovery of Shen's past has brought it back to near-working order. Worse off, Starlight and Gazelle have the worse anger problems thanks to the league's actions. Twilight decides to get help from a fellow student in the School for Gifted Unicorns in the form of a red Firebrand-like Unicorn named Furibund, who also has the ability to use emotions as a fuel source and was among the most bombastic and unstable students Celestia had, and once had a crush on Sunset Shimmer one time, and like Hayley Smith, had a King Kong-like rage when he was rejected, but he has since grown out of it. He explains the nature of the Angerstorm Pool, and just like Stresskies, if powerful enough, it can take a manifestation of something far worse than monkeys. They take the form of giant, ruthless, agile baboon/monkey/gibbon-like monsters called Angreys. Alchourse, by all means, Furi meant this to happen in a controlled environment where Gazy and Starlight can rage out all they want in a safe environment. Unfortunately, the combined powers of Starlight's and Gazelle's anger only ends up making Angreys stronger than the convention, and more than too much for the reinforced room to handle. Thus, when the two end up creating said creatures, it's up to the heroes to stop this from causing serious harm, as well as to correct the League's shenanigans once again when Tri-Corn was heard being attacked by relapsed Monistairy members.

Transcript

Chapter 1: Chrysalis Has A Plan

Villain League Fortress.

Chrysalis was seen angerly marching about.
Chrysalis: "Grrrr.... I, can't stop thinking about revenge, ONTO STARLIGHT GLIMMER?!.... Ugh, but the League's on a pause for activities in thanks to the Sephiroth thing and I'm still on Mirage's bad side, so I would be kept from turning to alot of Leaguers for help.... All except.... Hmmm....."

Junjie's room.

Junjie: Oh, no, no, no, I've been part of plans I'm not fond of, but I refuse to work with you!
Chrysalis: And why not?
Junjie: Why do you think?! It's like a conspiracy! A million and three times I've almost gotten the Villain League back on its feet again, and a million and three times I've been beaten by those Lodgers, and/or the High Council, while being scolded for such, or nearly killed by Lord Cobra, or most of the time, ALL THREE! I may as well give up! THE LODGERS HAVE WON!
Chrysalis: "Ugh, many years of you making crazy attempts non-stop, and you decide to have a life-crisis NOW?!"
Junjie: "YOU WOULD BE AMAZED ON HOW CRUMBLY MY LIFE BECAME EVER SINCE THE SLY COOPER FIASCO?!"

Montage Flashback.

(In Brothers of Feathers, Taint of Greed, and Poisoned Malice)
Junjie was in a fetal position, scared out of his wits.
Junjie: "Why did Malefor ever hire that crazy possible down-syndrome twat?"
(in The Seas of Captain Legend Part 1)
Jungie's voice: "AW COME ON! YOU KNOW IT'S MOSTLY THE LOUGERS' FAULT AND YOU KNOW IT?!"
Cobra: "Jabberwocky, could you be a dear and, "Play" with Jungie again?"
A roar was heard, as well as Jungie's screams, as the other villains laughed!
(Deadpool): "Remember when Junjie used to be called "Jungie" because Scroopfan was super illiterate with that name? Good times."
(Junjie): "DEADPOOL, YOU TRAITOROUS IDIOT, GET OUT OF MY FLASHBACK SEQUENCE?!"
(In Forget-Me-Never)
Junjie:... Oh, crap. (Cobra grabs him by the neck) AAHHHHKKK!!!! LET GO OF ME!!! DON'T GET ME INFECTED!!!
Cobra: JUNJIE, WHAT DID I TELL YOU ABOUT UNAUTHORIZED ACTS OF EVIL?!? FOR GOD'S SAKE I- (Sneezes, but luckily not on Junjie)- DIDN'T WANT TO GET IN TROUBLE WITH THE HIGH COUNCIL AGAIN!!! URRRGHHH! I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT THE HELL I SHOULD DO WITH YOU! (Is about to sneeze)
Junjie: Ohhhh, no, no, no, no, NO, NO, NO, NO- (Cobra sneezes on him)... EWW!
Cobra:... Well... I guess fate's decided it for me. You've got a lot of explaining to do, fox!
Junjie: Sorry, sir. I got some REALLY bad advice from... (Like Squidward, he can't bare to reveal Xehanort's involvement)... YAYAYAYAYAYAYA!!!
Cobra: You got some bad advice from WHO?
Junjie: From- (Donkey sounds)
Cobra: I can't understand you.
Junjie: From- (Head gets red, and it cartoonishly explodes)... You know what, never mind.
(In The Tallest Talltales EVAH!)
Shocktroopers laugh as Jungie screams in a panic, as they enter their teleporting dark portals.
Suddenly, the flashback was cut short by an impatient Chrysalis!

Present.

Chrysalis: "OKAY I GET IT, YOU DIDN'T HAD A GOOD RUN!?"
Junjie: "SO YOU'LL HAVE TO PARDON ME, IF I DON'T FEEL CONFIDENT ABOUT THIS?!"
Chrysalis: "..... What if I were to say that I can reduce the threat of the typical "Mang being Mad" scenario by saying that this time, you were operating under my approval?"
Suddenly, Galaxhar, Tai Lung and Makunga peered in fearfully, worried about being dragged into another fiasco.
Junjie: "..... Meaning?"
Chrysalis: "While I may not be OFFICIALLY second in command, I do have it good enough with Mang, being his, "Friend with Benefits", that he even keeps Mirage from long throwing me out of the League for the mere fact I'm a shut-in when it comes to my kingdom that Starlight TOOK from me, among other things Mirage had desired to throw me out for. I do not have it good with that cat lady in recent years. Anyway, by proxy that I'm essentially Mang's special somepony, if Mang sees that I was giving you permission to do another one of your usual shenanigans, well, the worse he'll do to me is another scold fest like with the Clone Fiasco, while you just get stuck with chores again."
Junjie: "..... Still not a very fun lose result."
Chrysalis: "I wasn't gonna promise it was gonna be ABSOLUTELY perfect, shorty. BUT, at least it's not Mang beating the snot out of you again."
Suddenly, to Galaxhar's, Tai Lung's and Makunga's personal dismay, Junjie was getting his spirit back!
Makunga: ".... Oh no. Not again!"
Junjie: I'LL DO IT!
Chrysalis: Excellent! Now we can-
Junjie: BUT... If the High Council destroys our HQ and Cobra takes it out on me after the Lodgers deal with us, I'll give you hell for it.
Chrysalis: "Fair enough, but I'm so confident that this would work, you would forget you even said that."
Galaxhar: "..... Chrysalis..... Ya killed us."
Chrysalis: Please, the High Council AND the Lodgers have by far done worse to us. Like, for example, remember the destruction of our VHS entertainment of their shortcomings?
Junjie: GAAAAAAAH, F*** THEM FOR THAT!!!
Galaxhar: That was the best thing to laugh at in the Lodge. Them being moronic dumbasses.
Tai Lung: Pretty sure that's called cartoonism.
Galaxhar: What's the difference?
Tai Lung: Uh, the difference is that one is hilarious and the other is mental sickness!
Chrysalis: Uh, whatever, let's get started on this plan.
Junjie: You BETTER surprise us, MS. Cobra!
Chrysalis: Haha! Let's make fun of Chrysalis' love life, it's to laugh!
Junjie: "Seriously though, what IS your plan?"
Chrysalis: "I-..... Okay, admittingly, I only have the big picture of getting revenge on Starlight, I was hoping you got the details covered."
Junjie: ".... Oy. Figures."
Makunga: "Alright, if we're going through with another Junjie shenanigan, we may as well play along to get the ball rolling so we can get over with this faster. Usually, Junjie gets his ideas just from watching what the Lougers have been up to."
Chrysalis: "I get ya. Getting inspiration. That always helps to get the evil juices flowing."
Junjie: "I bet Mang likes those "Evil Juices"."
Chrysalis: "..... Okay, jokes like that are why we have a disclaimer on the main wiki page now."

Dragon Realms New York.

A Pet Store was being held up, by a group of cultists in snake costumes!
Cult Leader: "WE, THE DISCIPLES OF YIG, FATHER OF ALL SNAKES-"
Cult Vice Leader: "And Ayi'ig."
Cult Leader: "AND MATE OF YIDHRA?! YIG'S CHILDREN, SHOULD NOT BE ENSLAVED AS PETS?! SO SAID I, YIGGY PUDDING, SON OF YIG?!"
Pet Store: "..... OH THANKS ALOT, LOVECRAFT?! I'M BEING ROBBED BY FANBOYS OF A SNAKE OUTER GOD?!"
Yiggy: "SILENCE?! NOW, LIBERATE YIG'S CHILDREN NOW, OR ELSE WE WOULD HAVE TO GET HIM INVOLVED IN THIS?! AND HE'S VERY PUNISHING TO ANY THAT MISTREAT SNAKES?!"
???: "Hey don't get me wrong, fellas, I'm not crazy for the idea of snakes being treated as pets neither."
Fu-Xi was seen.
Fu-Xi: "But I believe it's better we kept these things a mortal affair. It won't do good bringing Godfather Yig into this."
Yiggy: ".... Why, I am honored to meet the mighty Fu-Xi himself. You were always his favorite son.... A pity that I am competing with you for his love."
Fu-Xi: "You're not a true snake, Yiggy, you're a limbless lizard."
Yiggy: "I COULD POTAINTIONALLY BE THE MISSING LINK BETWEEN TRUE SNAKES AND LIZARDS, YA KNOW?!"
Fu-Xi: "Don't, remind me."
Yiggy: "Be warned, Fu-Xi. You may be Yig's most favored son, but we're not afraid of family in-fighting if it means protecting snake rights!"
Fu-Xi: ".... Son of a bitch, am I, WAS I REALLY THIS BAD?!"
(Rash): Are we wrong to say "yes, you were"?
(Fire): IDIOTS! You'll give us away!
(Teddie): Aren't YOU giving us away, too? (Fire groans)
Yiggy:... Of course. Your "adopted" mother and your lackeys never stray far. Honestly, I feel like it's your many acts of heroism for snake kind everywhere that made you his favorite, cause otherwise associating with limpers is, iffy at best.
Fu-Xi: "Guess I'm just that awesome if I am able to earn an Outer's favor."
???: DAMMIT, ANOTHER OUTER GOD?!? (The Lodgers appeared)
Duke: "Well technically it's more of a cult of Outer God worshipers-"
Icky: "BUT THEY DID THREATEN TO GET AN OUTER INVOLVED?!"
Iago: DEAR GODS, CAN'T THE ALL-MOTHER TELL THEM TO LEAVE US ALONE?!? CAN'T STAR BE THE ONE TO HANDLE ALL THIS?!? WHY MUST THEY ALWAYS BUG US?!? FOR GOD'S SAKE, THIS SEASON IS SUPPOSED TO BE ABOUT-
Lord Shen: Watch the spoilers! You know what happens when you spoil things!
Iago:... Right, but still, this is NOT the Outer God Arc! This is the You-Know-What Arc!
Larry: Who's 'You-Know-What'?
Iago: I MEAN... I almost fell for tha- (Yiggy attacked them as they were knocked around like bowling pins)
Phil: ALRIGHT, THAT'S IT! ANTI-RANTING DRILLS IT IS! (All the Lodgers moan) DON'T 'UHHHGH' ME- (Yiggy tail-slapped him into garbage)... SEE WHAT I MEAN?!
Yiggy: Leave! This is not your concern! You said it yourself. This is Outer God business.
Duke: "Again, you're a cult of Outer worshipers-"
Yiggy: "BUT WE REPRESENT YIG'S CAUSE?!"
Fu-Xi: "I heard about the Wiper thing in Equestria, guys. If it helps, I kinda so happen to be after these guys, if you want, I'm more than happy to take over from here."
Po: "We would, but these guys basically attacked us, we're now stuck with this anyway."
Fu-Xi: "Then prepare to make yourselves useful and help me contain Yiggy Pudding. (Icky broke into laughter!)!"
Icky: "THAT MAKES DEALING WITH MORE OUTER SHENANIGANS WORTH IT?! YIGGY PUDDING?! (LAUGHS)?!"
Yiggy: ".... MOCKERY LIKE THAT IS WHY I TURNED TO WORSHIPING YIG?!"
Samson: Glad to know another person got the Sillynamia treatment and became a villain the same way Professor Poopypants in Captain Underpants did.
Yiggy: I AM NOT FROM THERE!!
Samson: But it's influence has spread like a plague. Why do you think villains we face have stupid, stereotypical, and obvious names?
Viper: What about the AUU?
Samson: That just means there's a Sillynamia reflection there- (He caught Yiggy's attack) -as well.
Phil:... HOW?!
Samson: Cartoons, that's how.
Yiggy: LET ME GO- (Samson spun him around holding him by the mouth) WHA, STOP IT, STOP IT NOW, I'M GONNA- HUEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEGH!! (The vomit sprayed all over the heroes)
Samson:... Oops.
Mr. Whiskers: OOPS?!
Samson: YEAH, OOPS!!
Vice Cult Leader: "Uh, you okay Yiggy?"
Yiggy: "(Sicken) I don't feel so good...."
Cult Member 1: "OH JUST OUR LUCK OUR LEADER HAS A WEAK STOMACH?!"
Cult Member 2: "I know, it's like we were meant to be non-serious joke villains that're only introduced to be casted off aside in only serving a purpose to having the misfits established into a plot-"
Fu-Xi: "AND NOW THERE'S THE REST OF YOU?!"
Vice Cult Leader: "..... You're gonna hurt us badly, are you-"

French Narrator: Literally 10 Seconds Later...

Vice Cult Leader: (Everyone was seen beat up)... Owww!
Fu-Xi:... Yes.
Icky:... Let's go.
Fu-Xi: You do that. I'll take care of this myself.
Lord Shen: You do that.

Dragon Temple

Gazelle:... How did it go?
Po: About as well as Fu-Xi storming it and taking care of it from there can be.
Gazelle:... (Sighs) Glad that we didn't need to get involved. I've practically had ENOUGH of Outer Gods right now, after the shenanigans with Fake Xehanort AND Star's little childish escapade of destroying magic peeving off so many Outer Gods.
Duke: Oh, that reminds me, how's the little... Multidimensional trip been?
Gazelle: "That's what I was gonna try and tell you guys about before the Yig Cult thing happened!"
Tito: Yeesh, don't you just HATE off-screen interruptions, mayn?
Einstein: Who doesn't?
Duke:... Alright, then, Gaz. Shoot.
Gazelle: ".... When, I was in that "Artiverse" place, I, discovered, something my dark."

An explanation later.

Gazelle: "And that's it."
Icky: ".... Wow. I mean, our HA friends already went and warn us about a group of hyper-strong magic users being on the loose, but, THIS IS SERIOUS CRAP NOW?!"
Shifu: ".... And it has been reported that those that attempted to go after Star, had suddenly vanish without a trace."
Lord Shen: ".... Then we must take this concern seriously! We shall monitor New Mewni VERY closely from here on out!"
Gazelle: "(Gets miffed).... That's it?! You're just gonna, "Monitor New Mewni Closely"?! THIS IS ACTUALLY WORSE THAN JUST ANOTHER OUTER GOD FIASCO?! THIS IS THE RISE OF UNREGULATED SUPER MAGIC THAT THREATENS TO CONVERT THE MAGIC REALMS?!"
Spongebob: "Gazelle, don't get us wrong, we do take this seriously."
Sandy: "Heck yeah! It's just, the worse that happened right now is just folks going missing, and not even good folks. I mean, short of the folks behind it actually doing whatever it is they want to do, they can't be touched by us yet. They could be in someplace beyond even the Van's reach, much less Shen's Transporter."
Gazelle: ".... DID YOU GUYS NOT PAID ATTENTION TO WHAT I SAID?!"
Missing Link: "Of course we did! Super-Magic from the AUU is gonna try and turn Thaumorpheus into the Magic Outer God of it and spread everywhere into the Multiverse. We know, super serious stuff."
Cynder: "It's just, we're the Lougers, Gazelle. This is not the first time we faced Multiverse-spanning threats, and there is no promise this will be the last. It's obvious these figures haven't done anything too serious yet, so at most we'll be kept posted for when they do."
Gazelle: "(Rages out like in Emperor Lu Kang) ARE YOU IDIOTAS REALLY THIS NUMB TO A SERIOUS THREAT LIKE THIS?! (HAIR GETS ON FIRE AGAIN)!?"
Icky: ".... Oh no. The return of Bitch-Mode Gazelle from Pang Bing's debut episode."
Pang Bing: "Gazelle, please, if it helps, I for one take this VERY seriously. It's just, we have to trust that these figures obviously won't make their move so soon, so we will have time to prepare equally and-"
Gazelle: "HOW CAN YOU ACCURATELY PREDICT WHAT THESE FIGURES WOULD DO?! THAUMORPHEUS HIMSELF IS AFRAID OF THESE PEOPLE!!"
Pang Bing: "I believe it's more so the, "Super-Magic" as some of the Lougers had crudely named it, then necessarily the figures."
Gazelle: "WELL IT'S STILL SOMETHING?! I DON'T WANT THE MULTIVERSE TO SUFFER THROUGH ANOTHER DISHASTOR I WASN'T ABLE TO PREVENT?!"
Icky: "Hey don't get us wrong, magic getting wrecked happened during Fakernort's Great Cycle stunt, or at least, sometime after, and that was still a bad disaster in its own right!"
Gazelle: "YEAH, BUT NOW, THE FRITZ HAS PRODUCED AN EVEN WORSE PROBLEM!! AND YOU HAVE, ANY IDEA, WHAT THE OUTERS WOULD DO, IF EVERYONE HAD ARTIFICIAL MAGIC?!"
Marty: "... They, would get, very very upset?"
Gazelle: Atenuación!
Donkey: Say what?
Puss: It means "understatement".
Donkey: Oh. I have GOT to learn Spanish.
Puss: Yes, you do, burro.
Donkey: HEY, JUST BECAUSE I DON'T SPEAK SPANISH, DOESN'T MEAN I KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS! I'M A DONKEY, KNOWING THAT WORD IS IN MY DAMN BLOOD!!
Gazelle: "BECAUSE IT'S NOT JUST THE MAGIC REALMS GETTING WRECKED AGAIN!! IT'S WORSE!! IT'S IT, GETTING CONTAMINATED BY A VASTLY OVERWHELMING FORCE WITH NO LIMITATIONS!! THAT COULD WORSEN INTERDIMENSIONAL EMPIRES!! AND I'M PRETTY SURE IT'S BEEN MADE CLEAR, THAT OUTERS DON'T LIKE THOSE SORT'VE THINGS!! TO THE POINT THAT THEY CREATED GIANT RED-EYED UNIVERSE MONSTERS BUILT TO EAT ENTIRE UNIVERSES AND DIMENSIONS THAT DID THAT!!"
Banzai: "Well again, these Fako Magic guys didn't do anything yet, so-"
Gazelle kicked Banzai into the Dragon Guardian Temple's Cactus Garden!
Banzai: "(FLYS IN THE AIR) YAAAAAAAAAAAAOOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA?!'
Shenzi and Ed broke into laughter?!"
Banzai: "WHY DID SHEN AGREED TO HAVE A CACTUS PATCH GARDEN HERE?!"
Lord Shen: "IT'S FOR THE WILDLIFE SANCTUARY WING FOR THE DRAGON GUARDIAN TEMPLE KAIRI HAS ASKED ME TO MAKE BECAUSE A LOT OF RADIANT GARDEN'S WILDLIFE ARE STILL STRUGGLING IN RECOVERY!!"
Shifu: ".... Miss Gazelle, I'm afraid that was way out of line."
Gazelle: "AM I THE ONLY ONE TAKING WHAT IS GOING ON SERIOUSLY?!"
Iago: UHM, NEWS FLASH, 75% OF WHAT WE DO AND SAY SHOULD NEVER BE TAKEN SERIOUSLY, MS. I'M BEING A PARANOID BRAT!!
Gazelle:......

Later...

Iago: (He was seen cartoonishly squished inside of a gold vase) MMMMMMMMMMMPHH!!!
Icky: Yeah, not the best words to say to Gazelle right now, Iags.
Shifu: Well, it's still not how a Uniter Princess is supposed to act.
Gazelle: OH, SINCE WHEN WERE THERE MORE RULES THAN THE NO-BRAINER THAT IS 'DON'T BE EVIL AND DO GOOD'?!
Shen:... Gazelle, you must understand, that the Uniter Princess IS supposed to be the best of mind, heart, and soul. It's not asking to be perfect, but just to be the best you can be. And this? This is NOT the best you can be.
Gazelle: Well, I have had it up to here with this mierde! If you won't help stop this threat, then I'll do it on my own! I am SO sick of your cartoonish accents. Even in a cartoon universe, that can be used against us. We CAN'T show any weakness. But I can do this alone. I have fought conquerors, robots, and monsters, AND I HAVE BEEN VICTORIOUS EVERY TIME! NOTHING, CAN STOP US!! NOTHING IN THE ENTIRE MULTIVERSE, CAN STOP US!! AND AS OF THIS MOMENT AND THE LAST FEW TIMES I HOPPED THE MULTIVERSE, NOTHING!!! I, WILL, ANNIHILATE THOSE NIHILISTIC DEFILERS OF MAGIC, AND I, WILL, WIN! IF ANYONE OF THEM STANDS IN MY WAY, THEY'LL PAY THE PRICE!! I, AM THE UNITER PRINCESS!! NOTHING CAN STOP ME!! NOTHING!! (Suddenly, she felt the Uniter Blade powering down)... Wha?... What'd I do? (The Blade soon burned her hooves) OW!! (The Blade dropped)... WHAT... WHAT DID I DO?!?

French Narrator: Later...

Gazelle:... Anything?
Kowalski: (Using a scanner) AGH! Negative AGAIN! Gazelle, I've used spectrographic hydrolysis, geosynchronic metallurgy, even a few sciencey-sounding things THAT I JUST NOW MADE UP!! Gazelle, your Blade is... Just dormant now.
Dr. Cockroach: Yeah. And it's not like we can touch it without being burned.
Gazelle: HOW... HOW CAN THIS BE?!
Lord Shen: This is exactly what I tried to warn you about, Gazelle. Shu Mulan had the same problems you're having when she was being crowned Uniter Princess. She had anger issues and paranoia too, because her land was invaded by people who angered her a lot. Trolls, if you will.
Boss Wolf: I thought you said Shu was a kind-hearted soul.
Shen: Yes, normally. But even she wasn't immune to mortal limitations that are the harsh frustrating errands of reality. The goal was simple, they were ordered by the Mothrons to weaken her experience with the Uniter Blade, by making her not herself. By being clouded in mind, heart, and soul, she couldn't use the Uniter Blade. It could only be wielded if the wielder was the best in mind, heart, and soul, and that means not being frustrated, angry at fate, angry at anything, or being things that could potentially paint you as evil. Doing mean and harmful things, can severely impact your ability to wield the Blade. Shu learned that the hard way. It was part of the Mothron leader's plan. But when she realized her error, she made the sacrifice of killing herself with the Uniter Blade to prevent the Mothron leader from stealing her body.
Gazelle:... That sounds, a little, undermining of the title.
Lord Shen: Well, it's true. It's an important safety measure to keep the Uniter Princess from corrupting herself with the power she wields. And your paranoia in our situation with this 'super magic' stuff, has made you, not yourself. Thus, you will not be allowed to wield the Blade until you drop this attitude of yours.
Gazelle:... THIS, IS UNACCEPTABLE!! (She grabbed the Blade and took the burning pain)
Private: GAZELLE, NO!!
Gazelle: BLADE, STOP THIS NONSENSE IMMEDIATELY!! I, AM ONLY TRYING TO PROTECT ALL OF US- AAOOW!! (Her hooves were burned too severely)
Shifu: Gazelle, stop!! Shen is right!
Gazelle: NO! THIS IS NONSENSICAL, AND IT'S GOING TO ALLOW THIS 'SUPER MAGIC' THREAT TO GROW STRONGER!! I NEED IT!!
Lord Shen: If you need it, you shouldn't have it at all.
Gazelle: (She punched him in the chest) SHUT UP!!
SpongeBob: (Gasps) GAZELLE!
Gazelle: THIS, THIS IS A JOKE!! I THOUGHT... I... I'M STARTING TO WISH I WAS NEVER THE UNITER PRINCESS!! (She stormed off)
Duke:... Wow. I knew she had anger issues, but... This takes the cake.
Lord Shen: It's not my fault, facts are facts. The Uniter Blade is supposed to keep itself from being used for evil, and that includes keeping its wielder from going too far. The road to hell is paved from the way of good intentions. If one goes too far, it could change them forever. The Uniter Blade is trying to show Gazelle that she needs to stop worrying so much and see things our way. Otherwise, she'll never wield it again.
Duke:... Well... Yeah, she's kind of been pushing her paranoia too far. She really DOES need this.
Icky: "So I take it this episode's gonna be about giving Gazelle due anger management?"
Lord Shen: "Essentially."
Kaa: "Goodness, so, that time with the Lightfly Queen didn't worked?"
Soothsayer: "I would like to believe that it did work, but Gazelle's discovery of Artificial Magic gave a replacement niche to suffering Mad Rim Madness."
Crane: "I think she also warned that Gazelle being made easier to anger, might also be a side effect of, being IN the Mad Rims at all. She called it "Survivor's Withdrawl."."
Lord Shen: "Figures as much. Even if we get rid of the majority of those terrible realms' influence, they find a way to bite back."
Icky: "Safe bet it's why they don't have an inter-dimensional tourist industry."
Gazelle was shouting as a wolf of Shen's was sent flying with a Goofy Scream!
Lord Shen: "..... We should DIFFIDENTLY work on easing these anger issues."
Icky: I believe this is where I act as a mouthpiece for X-OvrLuvr and say this is why Gazelle is not gonna be Uniter in PTE.
Iago: "It's amazing Scroopfan's even allowing the advertisement to another crossover series like this."
Banzai: Can't one of us talk to her about those anger issues?
Shenzi: There ain't no way I'm going near her! What, you want me to come out looking like you, Cactus Butt?
Banzai spat cactus needles at Ed for stareing too much.
Banzai: ".... Well we gotta do SOMETHING?!"
Pang Bing: "Just, give her a chance to cope, and we'll wait for her to calm down enough to be in, a co-operative enough mood to want to have these anger issues eased. By all means, I take the Artificial Magic issue seriously, but it won't help to ease the threat by letting the fear of it rule you. That wouldn't just disable her Uniter Abilities, but also leave her a target to those same figures if they are given the impression she's an immediate danger."
Tulio: But, this anger of hers, it's... Well... She's become addicted to it, right? Like universal assimilation or something?
Merlin: Think of it more as, PTSD. Traumatic events can mentally hurt someone, like seeing that Xexaxez destroy that universe did to us when we were dealing with Fake Xehanort. The multiverse is too big for the mortal mind to handle. Thus, there's too many things that aren't meant for mortal eyes. Gazelle is not immune to that. Seeing something as threatening as this 'super magic', must've made her terrified as to what they might do, and when they'll strike. So much so, that she's not in a position to wield the Uniter Blade. The trips across the multiverse worked, but unfortunately, traveling across the infinite multiverse, has serious consequences for the mortal mind. So, she can't use her Uniter Blade until this Survivor's Withdrawal is cured.
Duke: A little CC of rehabilitation, huh? That sounds easy. She trusts us. We can send someone DUMB enough to try talking to her.
Mad Hatter: I wouldn't. I'm mad, and even I'm not dumb enough to try.
March Hare: Me too, and I say that going anywhere near Gazelle is a bad idea. She's stark-raving-a mad!
Dormouse: Very stark-raving mad indeed.
Duke:... Well, glad to know we have the best-of-the-best. Anyone ELSE wants to volunteer?
Sparx: Well, if you're so concerned about this, how about YOU go?
Duke: ME?!
Sparx: Unless you're just as chicken as the rest of us. BOKBOKBOKBOKBOKBOKBOK!!
Duke: ALRIGHT, SPARX VOLUNTEERED!
Sparx: Wait, wha- (He was shoved into Gazelle's room, and got launched out by an angry screaming Gazelle who was cussing in Spanish)... Mommy? Fluff my pillow?
Duke: Anyone else?......... (Shrugs) Fine! I'll do it!

French Narrator: Literally 5 seconds later...

Duke:... Okay, I vote we NOT do that again!
Alex: Glad you finally said that.
Merlin: Quite. They don't call the Mad Rims, well, the Mad Rims, for nothing. It drives even the sanest of people insane. Gazelle isn't going to be in the mood to have a pep talk for the moment. So, we must leave her be.
Duke: UGH! Fine! Now if you'll excuse me... I need to remove some... Things, from my butt. Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow! (He limped away)
SpongeBob:... Poor Gazelle.
Patrick: Yeah. She's not having a good day.
Icky: Finally, Patrick said something that WASN'T a dumb quip.
Patrick: Yes I did! Yes, I did!
Sir Hiss: Well, it's settled. Gazelle cannot be with us on missions until her anger issues are resolved, for the safety of all the layers of everyone's skins.
Crane: Agreed.
Sam: Super agreed.
Max: Supercalifragilisticexpealidociously agreed.
Lord Shen: "In the meantime, let's see if we can work on finding a Therapist brave enough to want to handle an emotionally distroted Thomson's Gazelle with surprising abilities to kick keisters."
Boss Wolf: "Well, we could just call Hecktor in Zootopia to see if he knows some quality Zootopian Therapy guys."
Gilda: "Iiiiii don't think it's a good idea to bring her manager into this. He'll never give us a break if he found out that Gazelle went into a series of dimensional hellscapes and is afraid of Super-Magic now."
Spongebob: "You're right, he'll never let us hear the end of it."
Kowalski: "I could try to make a therapy bot-"
Icky/Iago/Skipper/Private: "No, no, no, no!"
Kowalski: "..... Toushe."
Squidward: "Well we'd already brought her to Elzaorbana, I don't think a second trip is warranted."
Mr. Krabs: "Also the fact that she's not even presentable to her at the moment."
Po: "Well why not just have her talk with the retired Uniters?"
Lord Shen: "While a capital idea, it's likely they're long caught into their own thing at the moment since the Great Cycle fiasco."
Banzai: "Also, I think Gazzy might be too angry for even THEM to be able to cope with."
SpongeBob: Wait a second, guys! My brain just hatched an idea! What if, we get one of the old Uniters to wield the blade until Gazelle calms down?! That way the Mothrons won't be able to steal it for themselves!
Icky: "...... And what does that have to do with keeping Gazelle calm?"
Spongebob: ".... Right, not part of the plot."
Lord Shen: "Also, it's impossible for the Uniter Blade to return to a former Uniter! It doesn't work like that! It had chosen Gazelle, and it is stuck with her until spiritual departure or sanctioned retirement."
Patrick: And I'm guessing finding a new Uniter is out of the question- (Boss Wolf bonks him on the head with his hammer) Sorry.
Lord Shen: "SAME PRINCIPLES APPLY?! Now can we PLEASE steer this conversation back into finding a way to calm Gazelle down?!"
Gilda: What about Penelope? Therapy is like the main thing for her species.
Icky: "Ya know how busy the HA are nowadays ever since the crazy secret identity thing. I wouldn't call Magnum an active therapist."
Gilda: "Figures."
Pang Bing: (Dubbed as Flora) But there must be some way...
Palmon: "Well this is a big weed problem of a conundrum."
Icky: Ugh! And Sora and Kairi are STILL out eloping!
Lord Shen: Not that she needs us. She's grown up well enough to be out on her own. Especially with that new ReMind game that came out recently.
Palmon:... So, anyone have any ideas?
Pang Bing:... Well, we never needed her so far, and we managed fine fairly recently. I say we let her vent on her own.
Duke:... Well, I'm staying behind to keep an eye on her. I mean, it's not like she's the only one in the UUniverses with such huge anger issues.

Equestria

Starlight: (She and Trixie arrived back home) UGGGGGH!! That travel back by train was MURDER! (She bottled up more anger into a jar)
Trixie:... So... Um....... Why are you bottling up emotions... AGAIN?
Starlight: It's... An experiment.
Trixie: Experiment?
Starlight: Yeah. I mean, magic IS fueled by emotion. The stronger we feel, the stronger our magic. (Trixie was about to speak) And no, Buzzord is NOT in on it!
Trixie:... So... What other emotions can be bottled up that can attack somepony like Trixie?
Starlight: Eh, the usual. Sadness, greed, happiness, pride, fear, disgust, pain... And... Lust. (She showed a giant jar of purple magic)...
Trixie:... The flop?
Starlight: Oh, it's pent up stress from being Twilight's student. It's especially hard, when your teacher is so... (Lustfully) INSPIRING!
Trixie:... OooooKAY, that explains that one phase where you made me dress up like Twilight... And sleep in your bed... Tied up. (Shivers)
(Deadpool): "Obvious fan-comic reference is obvious!"
Starlight: Just a little side-effect of this. For the record, I am NOT in love with Twilight!... I hope! It's just, she changed my life, and leave it at that. It's best not to think about it. Anyway, all the emotions I bottled up are an experiment to create an emotion pool that I can use to try enhancing a pony's magic capability.
Trixie:... Isn't that a little... Um... Dangerous?
Starlight: Maybe. But it could be useful someday. Angerstorm nearly succeeded.
Trixie:... Angerstorm?
Starlight:... You don't know anything, do you? Pheh. Angerstorm is a wizard who managed to expand upon the concept of emotion fuel. He made the Emotion Pool Spells, in which he can bottle up emotion and absorb it back into himself, to enhance his own spells.
Trixie:... Yikes.
Starlight: But some of his work was lost to time. They said he went REALLY far.... But what if I can bring them back? After the stuff we're going through right now, with the EEA and rumors of this evil family of the Storm King, then we might need some kind of secret weapon at play.
Trixie:... Does Twilight know?
Starlight: Yes. She's been all over it too.
Trixie: Of course she has.
Starlight: I figured, what could happen if you mixed ALL these emotions into one?
Trixie:... That seems like a bad idea... And this is coming from Trixie.
Starlight: Oh, I'm aware of the risks. But we defy risks all the time. It's the way of progress. At least it's not megaspell levels of destructive... I hope.
Trixie: Well, I hope you know what you're doing. Trixie still remembers what happened last time you bottled up emotions.
Starlight: Eh, sometimes crazy emotions like this might need to go somewhere else, and not in breakable distance.
Trixie:... Well, let's see it.
Starlight: Whoa, um, it's not ready yet. I'm saving it for a special occasion.
Trixie: Like what?
Starlight: "Like, when there's an appropriate situation for it."
Trixie: "Per-example?"
Pinkie's voice: "BAD GUY EMERGENCY?!"
Starlight and Trixie looked outside to see a wrapping paper covered rapper super-villain.
Super-Villain: "(Beatboxs), Al'ight suckas, here how's it go down, ya'll about to be taken over by the Wrapping Rapper, I'm about to make Equestria's Freedom go down the crapper, when I take over, no slave will take a nappa, cause I'm the Wrapping Rapper!"
Trixie: "..... Ugh, not this annoyance again."
Starlight: "Let me guess, another one of the Lougers' "Joke Villains"?"
Trixie: "He's essentially Pop Daddy's wanna-be fanboy. He started out as a henchman, but he wanted to prove that he can become a partner, so he mostly struck out on his own, to prove his partner-egliability."
Starlight: "So, he's mostly harmless, right?"
Wrapping Rapper: "Befo you dis, befo you scoff, get ready for me to get tough, fo this time, I have homies! (Giant Rock Ogres came forth). What-Up biyach, don't ya see, these Kaiju Level Orgres are here to say, IT'S ALL OGRE NOW!"
Trixie: "WAIT A MINUTE, I DON'T RECALL EQUESTRIA HAVING ROCK OGRES LIKE THAT?!"
Starlight: "I think he got them from Warner Bros Camelot!"
Wrapping Rapper: "(Speaks) LET'S GIVE A BIG SHOUT OUT TO THE GUY WHO MADE MY UPRISING POSSIBLE, DR. C TO DA R, CRANIUM REAPER?!"
Cranium Reaper was seen appearing forth.
Cranium Reaper: "That is RIGHT, Equestrian Pukes?! I came back here, still sore about that infamous humiliation over that bounty on a defector changeling, back for over-due revenge! I allow Pop Daddy's little fanboy to control giant Rock Ogres from Warner Bros Camelot, and now, they will stomp this place, OUT OF EXISTENCE?!"
Cranium Reaper laughed crazily!
Trixie: ".... I take it he's still butt-hurt about missing out on getting with the leaguers."
Starlight: ".... Actselly Trixie, I think stopping a vengeful super-villain with an over-powered lamer one with a Rock Ogre Army, is kinda the perfect chance to test out what I know!"
Trixie:... (Dubbed as Rafiki) I don't think this is gonna work, but I trust you.
Starlight: "..... Why, does that different voice thing happen?"
Trixie: "Eh, Icky said it's "A Series Stable" since the Original Crossover Series."
Starlight: ".... Ugh, this meta-humor stuff can get to me."
Trixie: "Still sour about the Deadpool thing awhile back?"
Starlight: FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF (She was running around banging on the room walls) FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF... A little bit.
Trixie:... Suuuuure. Anyway, let's get started.
Starlight: You go on ahead.
Trixie: No, Trixie would rather take the Lodger instinct right now and stay with you so you don't take this a little too far like in Twilight's vision of you and Sunburst killing yourselves with Somnambula's Tempus Objectus.
Starlight: Yeah, good point. Somnambula said that was too dangerous when I suggested using that to bring back some of Angerstorm's research.
Trixie: So... Let's see how this experiment of yours works.
Starlight:... Glad that I have a friend to give me moral support. (She emptied all the emotion into the pool and created a rainbow swirling cauldron of emotion)... Alright... Here goes everything. (She bathed herself into the pool, then found herself overpowered)
Trixie:... Oh, boy.

Ponyville

Cranium Reaper: MWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!! (The Camelotian Rock Ogres terrorized Ponyville)
Wrapping Rapper: YEEEAAAAAAAAAHHHH, YEEEEAAAAAAHH, YEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHH!!!
Cranium Reaper: I will have my REVENGE! And at the risk of triggering karma... NOTHING CAN- Okay, I'm not even gonna sa- (Something exploded near Twilight's Castle) OH COME ON!! (Starlight emerged in rainbow magic flames with her mane flapping beautifully with her eyes appearing in rainbow swirls)... Ummmm.... What's going on here?
Trixie: SHE OD'D ON EMOTION POOL MAGIC!!! BOLT!! BOLT!!!
Cranium Reaper: No! We just got here and-

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Starlight charged super-quick like something out of Dragon Ball Super as she instantly defeated and knocked out the Rock Ogres!
The Main 6 were arriving to confront Cranium Reaper and Wrapping Rapper, but stopped to a halt in utter surprise and saw that Starlight basically ultra-instincted.
Pinkie: ".... Twilight..... I think Starlight out-Dragon Ball'd you."
Cranium Reaper and the Wrapping Rapper were equally shocked at this....
Wrapping Rapper: "Hooooooo-lyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy, SHIT, N-"
Cranium Reaper: "UPUPUP?! TIMES ARE TOO PC FOR THAT WORD?! WE MUST-"
Starlight hovered over the now scared super-villains!
Cranium Reaper: "..... (Wimpfully) Please don't hurt me."
Wrapper Rapper: "Uh, I want to make a point to remind ya'll that this attempted conquest was brought to you by the Cranium Reap-"
Starlight blasted them off into the distance, and finally charged down with her mane exactly like it is when bottling emotions...
Starlight:... Everypony okay?
Rainbow Dash:... That... Was...
Twilight: Awesome, yes, I am on your side on that Dash, but also, VERY dangerous!... Starlight? Care to explain?
Trixie: It was the-
Twilight: Wait, don't tell me. The Emotion Pool Experiment?
Trixie: Yep.
Twilight:... Well... I guess my enthusiasm for magic, has gotten the best of me again.
Starlight: LET'S DO THAT AGAIN!!!
Applejack: WHAT IN TARNATION?!
Starlight: I'M SO F*****G HIGH ON EMOTIONS RIGHT NOW!!
Twilight:... Okay, it was DEFINITELY dangerous. We need to cut it off.
Starlight: NOOOHOHOHO!! (Cries hysterically) PLEEEEHEHEHEHEEASE!! I'LL BE GOOD, I SWEAR!! I WAS JUST SAVING EVERYPONY!!
Twilight:... And the overdose of emotion magic has made her mad with mood swings.
Pinkie: "So, what do we do now? Should we go after that Cranium Reaper and his wrapping rapper friend?"
Twilight: "Shining has us covered and has already called the UUPD to make an inter-world pick-up call. We'll call the Lougers later about sending the Rock Ogres back home."
Spike: "Can't we just use magic to teleport these guys off?"
Twilight: "Teleporting creatures of near-Kaiju size will exhaust too much magic, Spike."
Applejack: "It's settled then. But what do we do on keeping the big galoots still?"
Rainbow Dash: "Let's pin them Poniger's Travels style!"

Later...

Applejack: WHEW! (The Rock Ogres were all tied to the ground)... That was one TARTARUS of an effort.
Rainbow Dash: Yeah! Things that KILLED Ruber with their asses-
(Deadpool): AND ME AT THE END OF THAT MOISODE!! BY FOOT?!
Mane Six: (Dubbed as MLP.pmv group) NOBODY CARES!
Spike: Nobody cares!
(Deadpool): I'm just sayin'.
Rainbow Dash: ARE SO, SO, ROUGH!
(Deadpool); It didn't even kill him in the original source material! Scroopfan just wanted to make Coby the main villain like he always intended!
Rainbow: Like we said...
Mane Six: (Dubbed as MLP.pmv group) NOBODY CARES!
(Deadpool): Okay okay, yeesh! Shutting up now.
Rarity: "And just in time, because Shining's guard have came back with the two super-villains. (It was seen that the Guards ended up hypnotized and under the Cranium Reaper's control)....... With, mixed results."
Twilight: "..... Let me guess..... They never got to prepare against the fact the Cranium Reaper's a telepath?"
Rainbow Dash: "Seems likely."
Twilight: "..... Ughhhhh, this is why Hurricane goes on a rampage?!"
Cranium Reaper: "OKAY, BRIEF TIME OUT BEFORE WE START THIS?! WHAT IN THE DEVIL WAS THAT?! THAT THING, MISS GLIMMER HAS PULLED?!"
Pinkie: "Starlight made an experimental emotions pool that can make you super strong in magic or what have you and-"
Twilight: "PINKIE, DON'T TELL THAT TO THE SUPER-VILLAINS?!"
Pinkie: "Sorry."
Cranium Reaper: ".... That's, actselly a WAAAAAY better form of revenge then these clumsy Rock-Biter off-brands?! I could use that pool to make myself strong, AND GET THE LEAGUE'S ATTENTION AGAIN?!"
Wrapping Rapper: "AND I CAN LOOK COOL TO POP DADDY YO?! WE CAN BE EQUAL PARTNERS?!"
Cranium Reaper: "WHERE IS THAT POOL?!"
Applejack: "We ain't telling you nuthin!"
Cranium Reaper: "Eh, no problem, I CAN READ MINDS?!"
Twilight: Nice try. Only me and Starlight know where it is. I PLAN for these things. And good luck trying to fish info from ponies with occlumency training. Starlight looks too all over the place to read at the moment.
Starlight: (Running around) HEY-NANNEE-NANNEE-NANNEE-HEY-NANNEE-NANNEE-NANNEE-HEY-NANNEE-NANNEE-NANNEE!!
Trixie: "(Quietly) So I guess now might be a bad time to tell Sparkle about how I saw that pool and got where exactly where that is."
Cranium Reaper: "Are you sure you're not trying to lie to me? Because I am detecting one other shorce where I can find that pool: The Lougers' very own showboater horse?!"
Twilight: ".... (Facehooves) BECAUSE ALCHOURSE, STARLIGHT HAD TO SHOW TRIXIE THAT POOL?!"
Cranium Reaper: "GET ME THE SHOWBOATER?! (The Guards pounced on Rainbow Dash)!"
Rainbow Dash: "HEY?!"
Cranium Reaper: "NO YOU DOPES, THE ONE IN THE RIDICULOUS COSTUME?!"
Starswirl: "(Shows up) Sparkle! I came here as soon as I- (The Guards pounced him)! OOF?!"
Cranium Reaper: "THE OTHER PONY IN THE RIDICULOUS COSTUME?!"
Shining Armor: "(Shows up) Guards, why are you- (Gets Pounced as well) D'OOO?"
Cranium Reaper: "..... (Shows a picture of Trixie on a picket sign) THIS ONE?! THIS ONE?!?"
Trixie: "Uh oh. (Makes a run for it as the Guards chased her)."
Pinkie: "..... Wow. Even when hypnotized zombies, they're lousy at their job."
Cranium Reaper: Blame Mugshotra's failing minion insurance AND the fact it's having a union. Minions are now basically at craigslist levels now.
Rainbow Dash: Wow, you suck balls.
Cranium Reaper: Ugh tell me abou-.... Wait... Where'd the pony go? (Trixie was gone)... Did... Did nobody CHASE her?!
Starlight: YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEIIIPEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!
Twilight:... That was right in my ear.
Pinkie: Well, looks like we win again.
Rainbow Dash: So- (She quickly took all of them out)
Trixie: (Turned visible) Hah! Gotta love how Trixie's magic has been getting better thanks to Starlight.
Cranium Reaper: Why are you occasionally referring to yourself in third-person?
Trixie: Screw you, that's why. (She magically tortured him by giving him a vision of MLP Tales)
Cranium Reaper:... DAAAAAAAAAAAHH, NONSENSICAL!! WHY AND HOW ARE THEY SKATING?!? WHY ARE THEY SINGING LIKE THAT ABOUT BOYS?! WHAT'S THE POINT OF THAT SONG?! AAAAHHHHGH!!!
Trixie: Alright. Now, everypony, you might want to destroy that pool before anymore villains get any ideas.
Rainbow Dash: Roger that.
Twilight: "(Sighs), All that hard work."
Trixie: "Fair's fair, if Shen was here, he'd back me up on this."
Wrapping Rapper: "Man, this depute could've gone better yo."
Starswirl: ".... I suppose you would want me to free the Guards from their hypnosis then?"

Chapter 2: Angry Gazelle and Starlight

Chapter 3: Raging Fury

Chapter 4: Furibund

Furibund's Place

Furibund:... Alright, Private! Here's what you gotta do: Aim your horn at the dummy. I know it's not much for conversation, but I think you'll manage. (He does so)... Well, aiming closer is a good start. Now, blast, the dummy! (He missed) The dummy! (He missed again as he face-hooved) The DUMMY! (He missed again, and mysteriously a large blast occurred as he had a literal octopus for a head)... Well, I, did say blast the dummy. Though I think the wrong dummy got hit. (Sighs) Private, just take a break. I'll be back in a moment.
???: Mr. Furibund? (The Mane Seven came)...
Furibund: Oh... Princess Twilight! You... You came. Though I expected you to be here several hours before. I can see the guards are learning from that sickening moment of letting Wind Rider get away with his crime.
Pinkie: Actually, they just let us in. They said 'Welcome to Furibund's Home For Magic Surge Control'. We only took long to find ya because this is a HUGE place you have here!
Furibund:... THEY JUST WHAT?!?
Pinkie: Yeah. Is that a problem?
Furibund: YEAH! I WAS DEALING WITH A MILITARY MATTER REGARDING THEIR LOW-CLASS LOW-GRADE INFANTRY, AND IT WAS A GOVERNMENT MATTER! THEY WEREN'T SUPPOSED TO JUST, LET YOU IN! Even if the Princess was around, it was a necessity to ensure you weren't some defective changelings still in loyalty to Chrysalis, or Junjie and his cronies, or imposter ponies of a rival nation out of steal secrets!
Rainbow Dash: "Well, apart from Junjie, I'm pretty sure there aren't any defective changelings left, nor do we have any rival pony nations for that matter."
Furibund: Bare with me, these are exsamples. Letting you in without proper credentionals is asking for trouble, and it shouldn't be done like a walk to the fricking store!
Applejack: "To be fair, we don't have alot of cases of imposter royalty. Being a more peaceful world means conflict of a non-magical scale is kinda stupidly rare."
Rainbow Dash: Also, they did it at Wonderbolt Academy.
Furibund:..... (Facehooves!) IDIOTS?!...... (Sighs) I don't know if you've noticed, but Equestria's military sucks! Like, REALLY sucks! I mean, sure, THE Flash Magnus is here to clean up our mess of a millaterry, but, HE REALLY HAS HIS WORK CUT-OUT HERE?! I mean, I know, we're not exactly like the non-friendship-enlightened worlds, let alone our national neighbors, where conflict and villainy are the freaking norm, so at best, the Guards are just regal decor and the Wonderbolts are over-glorifived spandex wearing pegici that race or do stunts for the most part! But living in a world where problems are about as infrequent as a lost treasure or a flawless video game or an honest uncorrupt polotison, IS NO EXCUSE FOR LAUGHABLE PREFORMICES?! If you took their combined IQ and multiplied it by 100, you MIGHT have enough intelligence to tie your shoes without DROOLING all over yourself first!
Rainbow Dash: Oy! It's Firebrand's non-analyst cousin.
Furibund: Ha-ha! I get that a lot. But I don't give a flying feather about why they're like this because of the last captain of the Royal Guard or Shining's poor leading skills, Equestria has been so let down by them, Shining Armor and Cadance getting more guards not just for the Crystal Empire but Canterlot itself, is NOT going very well. Flash Magnus or no, the forces are either idiotic, to flat-out retarded! Or, to put it less mean-spiritedly, are no consequence to a major threat. Heck, I bet villains don't even CARE about that the Wonderbolts hold secret files for weaponized weather because of how INCOMPETENT THEY ARE?!
Pinkie: "Maybe that's technically a good thing, cause it means that they don't care for something that could give them easy power."
Furibund: Besides the point. No wonder Celestia and Luna are beaten by the main enemy time and time again, both show canon and SAF canon, and thus leading to you six to come along, backup being optional, and you all have to fix it. They are absolutely incompetent!
Applejack: Ain't you takin' this a little too seriously? I'm sure you can-
Furibund: You got a bottle of water?
Applejack:... No?
Pinkie: I DO! (She pulls it out) I keep it in case of water bottle emergencies.
Furibund: HEY, PRIVATE, COME HERE! (He did so)... Tell him to hold it!
Pinkie:.. Hold this. (He does so)... Now wha- (They turned around to see he was on fire)
Rainbow Dash: What in Celestia's beard? How did-
Private: I DON'T KNOW!!!
Furibund: See? THIS, is what Shining Armor claims he's been dealing with. He didn't mind it, I will grant you, but taking care of a child with the potential power of a thousand nuclear warheads, just ADDED to the stress. He's like me in this frustration. These forces, have just gotten worse as threat after threat comes and goes, which makes me sad that Flash Magnus has STILL yet to work his magic touch onto these dolts!
Pinkie: Well, in the canon show, we typically have to be the day savers because we're the stars, Ergo, it's our show and not theirs-
Furibund: DON'T play that s*** with me, that's no excuse to have these guys be stupid.
Rarity: Darling, before we continue this conversation, can you at least put that colt out?
Furibund:... Stop, drop, and roll. (He did so, but ended up rolling into a magic pool that turned him comically and magically crazy things, until Furibund changed him back)... Private, give a depressing moan if you can still feel your everything. (He does so)
Twilight:... (Sighs) Shining Armor, what're you gonna do with these guys? (Openly) Well, we came because we need some help.
Furibund: And I would like to help, but I've kinda got a full plate here. Even with Flash Magnus, which as I stated earlier is still working to get that magic touch in, it won't completely clean away on how incompetent these bozos are! These ponies need to improve, and I can't just abandon them for another. That's like desertion and abandonment of a post, and I am TOO familiar with that in my days in the School for Gifted Unicorns.
Twilight:... Celestia suggested we go to you for this. She can convince them to postpone it.
Furibund: ".... Okay, how impourent is it if Celestia's interrupting an impourent exercise?"
Pinkie: "Oh, it involves Starlight Glimmer and Gazelle."
Furibund: "You mean the Cutie Mark Faux Communist Cultist Leader/Chronoterrorest and the Socialist Space Messiah?"
Rainbow Dash: "Yes."
Furibund: "(Gives a Firebrand stare at the camera)....... Okay, what did Stalinlight Glim-Mao do this time, and what's the situation with the Almighty African Deer Trump-Card?"
Applejack: "Before we explain, you mind give a good explanation with the names?"
Furibund: "Well, everything that has been said about Starlight Glimmer NOT being given proper punishment for her actions and BEING MADE A PERSONAL STUDENT TO A PRINCESS, who mind you, HAS MULTIABLE TIMES GAVE YOU TROUBLE, and is pretty much given a road to redemption, speaks for themselves! I mean, come on! Discord had to earn HIS! Her backstory isn't even that tragic! Her reason for starting a cult, subjugating an unnamed town, TWICE, and endangering the fabric of time, was all over a friend leaving because of a Cutie Mark?! She acted as if that thing killed him or something! Heck, a cutie mark causing an accidental death would've been a less frustrating and disappointing excuse then that?! And as for the Political Correctness Diva! She was BARELY IN ZOOTOPIA THE MOVIE?! She didn't even interacted with a SINGLE character!? She was EYE CANDY and a SHAKIRA TOP-BILLING BAIT at best, as a character?! And, THAT'S, worthy of a powerful brand of Keyblade capable to unite worlds and battle dark forces?! Cause, oh what, she MANAGED to beat an incompetent doof of a Moth Alien who wouldn't think to watch his back even in a desert area near a TAR PIT?!"
Pinkie: "..... Wow, you're such a stark critic. Well then, in that case, then you probably won't be interested in fixing their anger problems."
Furibund: "I- (A quack was heard as he made a surprised face)..... Say what now?"

Anger Breeds Junjie

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Chapter 1: Chrysalis Has A Plan

Chapter 2: Angry Gazelle and Starlight

Chapter 3: Raging Fury

Chapter 4: Furibund

Chapter 5: Rampage of the Monastery

Chapter 6: Final Confrontation

Epilogue

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