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Asper Returns is the final part of the New Mewni Arc of Season 3B of the SpongeBob and Friends Adventures Chronicles series. Mewni is healed from the events of the series finale of Star vs. The Forces of Evil, officially becoming New Mewni since all the dimensions merged into one after Star's nihilistic choice in destroying magic got her in serious trouble with The Cosmic Forces, as Glossaryck has been resurrected when not only did Thaumorpheus revive the Realm of Magic, but completely cut magic off of New Mewni, it having been deemed an un-autherised dimention merging, putting Star on trial for her actions. But when Star and all her friends and allies run away, and hide out in the Tavern at the Edge of the Multiverse, they begin asking the resurrected Glossaryck too many questions about what they should do. When they discover to their indescribable horror that Glossaryck is a former Infinitary, along with that he made the also-revived Magic High Commission to make Mewni the most multiversally-resilient world ever, hence the creation of New Mewni, even when it risked racism, putting it in danger to Outer Gods, even that of the head of all Outer Gods, The All Mother, the force that, while didn't nessersarly flat-out asked for the original Mewman Dimention's destruction, she was behind why the Outer Gods were so hard on Mewmans because their power was a heavy risk to the grand design and the balence of the Multiverses, albeit they ended using a solution that only created more problems with the Xexaxez, as Star's albeit now pointless destruction of magic thanks to quick then-after intervention from Thaumorpheus, was a stepping stone for a big secret project involving New Mewni and 'a new kind of mortal' (Though Glossaryck didn't reveiled that much at all), among so many countless acts of messing with time, magic, and universal safety itself, was all part of a gameplan to challnage the Outer Gods' belief in the Grand Design and to prove that a better relationship can be succeeded, thing is, all these actions did was made Star extremely heavy on the Outer Gods' hitlists, as now Star's actions are getting the most attention to Mewni than ever before as Time Councilers are distrupting Mewni's time, Deity Quellers are making Mewni immortals sicker with morality illness, A new less negosiable Xexaxez had been assigned to the Mewmans thanks to Star's stupidity with threatening the magic realms, Sleep Reapers are hounding Star's once Pardoned Outer God Friends, Pathmakers are preventing escapes from the dimention, Edgewell Guards are releaseing captured Devients to run rampent onto Mewni under heavy supervision, it's basicly Outer-Godly Judgement day as The All-Mother is ready to make her final move torwords Star in person due to extreme dis-satisfaction that the Xexaxez had deemed her too powerful to take on themselves thanks to Toffee's defeat. Everyone is absolutely horrified and admonish Glossaryck for not only keeping all these secrets, and putting Mewni in too much danger, but making the distraught Magic High Commission amorally agreeable, to the point that Globgor nearly kills him and the Book of Spells, but stopped when it was realised that it wouldn't go anywhere and that there's still the issue with the All-Mother that killing Glossaryck would not reverse. Now at their lowest mark, the group gets lost in the multiverse never to return to New Mewni, leaving the Lodgers to do whatever they must to find them. But alas, the rampage of pissed off Outer Gods, ends up not being the only issue. Not only is the Butterfly family exiled from Mewni by order of Archduke D'oughe Bagg for their endangering acts, the newly-employed Xexaxez and prosecutor of Star's trial gunning down Star and her friends and won't even hesitate to destroy other universes to destroy Mewmans, and two monsters named Prince Varlet V, the son of the original king and queen monsters during Mewnipendence Day, and his partner Medley, the opposite to Asper, but has an antihero side and only ruins instead of kills aiming to take back the throne of Mewni, Globgor goes back to the monster he was before meeting Eclipsa, only still vegetarian, and the worst of all, Asper has returned to a brand new Mewni, being forced to possess the body of a monster, which obviously disgusts him, as he hears about what Star did because of Mina, convincing him to take the throne of Mewni for himself with Mina as his sidekick while he reinstates the Solarian Program founded by his favorite queen, Solaria the Monster-Carver, and even aiming to steal Xoldier energy to become a Xexaxez avatar after learning monsters shared a similar fate to Mewmans making him realize that Mewni actually belonged to both parties, and yet because of his monster body making him more monstrous, he sees that there can be only one winner. He chooses the Xoldier energy of none other than Seth of Septarsis. But because the title of Xexaxez avatar has to be earned by approval of the Xexaxez itself, Asper instead became a rogue nihilistic Xoldier intent on finishing where Solaria left off. Meanwhile, a cured Seth, who was Asper's equal with an equal goal of exterminating all Mewmans, has the opposite intent. With both kings of chess chosen, a War for Mewni has begun. With Mewni facing it's true final stand, the Lodgers must prove to All-Mother that Mewni is proof that universes shouldn't be destroyed for a grand design, and the only ones to blame are the masterminds of such interdimensional tyranny. And the only way to do that is to execute both Asper and Seth.

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Ori And The Blind Forest - Light Of Nibel (Flying Melody Cover)

Ori And The Blind Forest - Light Of Nibel (Flying Melody Cover)

Intro Theme (Ori And The Blind Forest - Light Of Nibel (Flying Melody Cover)) Coming soon...

Prologue

(The Intro played with Mewnian-style imagery as a joking voice cast reel was seen)

Eden Sher as Star Butterfly

Tom Kenny as SpongeBob

Adam McArthur as Marco Diaz

Elijah Wood as Spyro

Gary Oldman as Lord Shen

Esmé Bianco as Eclipsa

Jonathan Pryce as Asper Swipe

and Ron Perlman as Seth of Septarsis

  • (???):... Once... There was only nothingness...... Then several dozen pocket dimensions found each other in a strange orbital harmony. These dimensions were meant for one another, and shared their own life with each other, wanting more than anything to be together as one.... Then they discovered the multiversal gift of magic. This gave them life. This gave them the chance to become more. But without an Outer God's touch... They could never unite.... That's when I came. (A familiar blue-robed figure arrived and blessed these dimensions with magic's hidden capabilities with help from the Magic High Commission)... Each of these dimensions became what's known as Mewni, Earth, or spefificly, SVTFOE Earth to avoid confusion with other earths, Woolia, the Neverzone, the Underworld, and so on. Even the near-identical realm which would come to be named New M'ontrarus. But these realms needed more guidance. So they obtained a home in a very popular united universes to get the perspective to earn their unification.... Then... After generations, they earned it. (Upon the destruction of magic, the dimensions were seen merging with each other and creating a single world)...... But their journey was far from over. Admitingly, I never said that the destruction of magic would be.... Popular by any means with the Outer Gods, espeically not poor Thaumorpheus and his now homeless dimention mates, so, you can kinda figure where this is going.
  • Thaumorpheus, in the form of a caped flouting monitor, was seen completely rebuilding the Magic Realm by memory, as Thaumorpeus struggles to avoid crying......
  • A Collection of Robed Wizardy Beings formed around him.
  • Thaumorpheus: "(Sadly) Please leave me, cosmic powerians, I am more then capable to bring back the Magic Realms myself, I created it after all!"
  • Cosmic Powerian 1: "We know this, Thaum. But we came here for a different reason."
  • Cosmic Powerian 2: "We're curious if you intend on seeking out the Butterfly Girl or not for causing an un-autherised Realm Merging, I.E., causing what was once Mewni and several close enough dimentions to merge togather and appear into the center United Universes."
  • Cosmic Powerian 3: "It disruptes the Grand Design in SO MANY CALIBERS?! Anyone capable of that would be capable to target the first born?! We can't have that!?"
  • Cosmic Powerian 4: "Though more intermediately, we're concerned about the possable intermediate threat of the birth of another Inter-Dimentional Empire, espeically with two races once about to do so now unionfived into a shared world!"
  • Cosmic Powerian 5: "The time butterflies of those dimentions, merged into an unpresidented super-creature and became a growth into the Center United Universes' Time Butterfly. It has caused an uproar within the Time Councilers!"
  • Cosmic Powerian 6: "Now now, gentlemen, we must kept calm. We can trust that Thaumorpheus has intentions to resolve this."
  • Thaumorpheus: "..... I..... I don't know what to do. This is the first time anything has managed to destroy the magic realms."
  • Cosmic Powerian 3: "WHAT DO YOU MEAN, YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO?! YOU'RE A CREATOR?! YOU HAVE INFINITE KNOWLEDGE?!"
  • Cosmic Powerian 6: "Oh must you Power Powerians be so tempermental?"
  • Power Powerian: "You kinda have to understand, Soul Powerian, THAT I AM IN ABIT OF A BAD MOOD RIGHT NOW?!"
  • Cosmic Powerian 2: "Power Powerians with a short-temper? How surprising."
  • Power Powerian: "CAN YOU NOT BE A COSMIC ASSHOLEIAN RIGHT NOW, REALITY?!"
  • Reality Powerian: "Typically, reality sucks, so you'll have to mind the less then dapper attatude."
  • Cosmic Powerian 1: "You two please, don't argue about this?!"
  • Power Powerian: "Like I take orders from a Mind Powerian?!"
  • Mind Powerian: "I'll remind you that I am the BRAINS of this group, you overkill zealot?!"
  • Cosmic Powerian 4: "And yet "New Mewni" was a surprise to you?"
  • Mind Powerian: "I NEVER SUGGESTED I HAD FUTURE-INSIGHT, SPACE POWERIAN, THAT'S TIME POWERIAN'S THING?!"
  • Time Powerian (Cosmic Powerian 5): "Hey, I tried to warn you guys ahead of time-"
  • The 5 Powerians began to argue!
  • Soul Powerian: "(Gets abit annoyed at the bickering)..... ALL OF YOU, PLEASE?! (The bickerors stop)..... Just, let me talk to Thaum, okay darlings? (Goes over to Thaumorpheus).... In all seriousness though, sweetie. Can you please explain on your intent to bring concern about this to Star?"
  • Thaumorpheus: "Why? Restoring the Magic Realms won't correct the un-autherised change. All it'll do is just let them have magic again."
  • Power Powerian: "Well that's what we are for, Creator. We will use our cosmic power to bring balence back in those defiled realms, back in working order!"
  • Mind Powerian: "Finally, something we are unionised on."
  • Power Powerian: "Oh don't be such a cosmic assholeian!"
  • Soul Powerian: "BOYS! (The other Powerians quiet down)...... Thaum, listen to Mamazana, eventually you'll have to confront Star Butterfly again one of these days. Cause the minute magic comes back and people discover it, that is understandably just gonna end up having Star do the same stunt again."
  • Thaumorpheus: "But, I'm scared. She might try to hurt me like the Septarian did."
  • Power Powerian: "SCARED?! OF A LITTLE TWEEN FEMALE?! YOU'RE AN OUTER GOD AND SHE'S A PHATHIC MORTAL, ACT LIKE IT, CREATOR?! (Gets smacked by Mamazana, the Soul Powerian) D'OW?!"
  • Mamazana: "This requires a delicite touch, Prowerful..... (To Thaum) But he isn't exactly wrong. What do you have to be afraid of? You are a creator, she's only a mortal Mewman."
  • Thaumorpheus: "SHE MANAGED TO SLAY AN XEXAXEZ AVATAR?!"
  • Space Powerian: "Only because she cheated with the neverzone."
  • Mamazana: "Be nice, Spacious. (To Thaum) Though fair's fair, that's only with the Neverzone. That dimention's always got something weird going down."
  • Thaumorpheus: "Even so, how am I suppose to confront someone that betrayed me without even acknowledging me?! I even showed her my true form as a creator and she complimented me on it?!"
  • The Cosmic Powerians were surprised by that.....
  • Reality Powerian: "..... Wait...... You showed her what you looked like outside of that, mixmatch of basic animals thing you had going on, and, she didn't broke down into a blubbering mess in being shocked that the introduser of realms, is a flying computer in a cape?"
  • Thaumorpheus: "Realtor, please, it was a very private moment. It was also the ultamate deminstraightion of trust..... And she ruined it!"
  • Mamazana: "...... Then you need to make her understand that, Thaum, or the Magic Realms will never be at peace."
  • Thaumorpheus: "..... Mamazana, Prowerful, Realtor, Spacious, Mindar, Ticktocko, what am I to do?"
  • Realtor: "Chillax, Creator. Just go about on getting the multiverses' all impourent shorce of magic back in working order, and leave everything else to us."
  • Prowerful: "We will restore the intended design of those realms!"
  • Spacious: "It'll be as cosmicly easy as untying an unintended knot."
  • Ticktocko the Time Powerian: "We will be done so fast, aproximently several minutes, few seconds and a toundson micro seconds, it'll be like you missed out an a chronologically impourent event!"
  • Mindar the Mind Powerian: "The Mathmatics will always be in the favor of the Outer Gods, expeically the Cosmic Powerians."
  • Mamazana: "Just let us take care of it, and you do your part, sweetie. We promise this trial will keep Star from acting out."
  • Thaumorpheus: "...... Well, you are the first born's most trusted Powerians and ones assigned to the center United Universes. I trust you enough for this."
  • Mamazana: "We got your back, suger."
  • The Powerians left.
  • Prowerful: "(Quietly) He seriously showed his true form, and the girl didn't cracked out of mindfuckery?!"
  • Mindar: "(Quietly) You don't think that....."
  • Mamazana: "(Quietly) Boys, we're gonna need to see the All-Mother after we unscrambled the realms."
  • The Powerians agreed to this.

Long Ago...

  • Asper: (He was seen as a child in the fields of a massive and beautiful magical dimension with sparkling water with a Mewman girl as the two shared a completely silent time together, but before they could kiss, blackness was seen as the Xexaxez was seen with a massive Xzar invasion ripping up the dimension's fabric with the Mewmans unable to stop it as everything slowly died, including Asper's girlfriend who fell into the void and died, as Asper sobbed and was evacuated into the dimension they live in now as he grew bitter and was then seen as a 10-year-old who finally learned how to Dip Down and grew a giant tree native to the original Mewman Dimension)... YEEEEES!!! I DID IT!! I managed to bring forth an immortallar tree! Now I can eat it's fruit and become immortal! (Ate the fruit and achieved immortality until the tree immediately died)...... Figures. The tree cannot survive in this dimension. But still. Now I can ensure that Mewmans have this land for good.... It's all for you, Rubi. (He was later seen grown up and fighting in the Great Monster Massacre)... (He was seen slaughtering monsters with his magic spear)... (He kicked down the door to the royal throne room)... King and Queen Varlet!
  • The King was like this while the queen was like this.
  • King Varlet: "Asper?! Why are you doing this?! Monster Kind has welcomed Mewmanity with opened arms and offered sactuary from the forbidden ones! Why this sudden betrayal?!"
  • Asper: "Try not to take this too personally, your exsellentcies. But you have underestimate Mewmanity's need to spread and rebuildt what was lost to us. And I convinced current royalty that monsters are not compatable with our interest."
  • King Varlet: "So you corrupted mewmans against us. Admit it, Asper. You now bare an illness assusiated with having witnessed the forbidden ones, have you?!"
  • Queen Varlet: "He reeks of PTXRSD, my love. He has succomb to madness."
  • Asper: "Can you blame me? Those Xzars, took Rubi from me?! She was an innosent who died because the Outer Gods have an infinity of hatred for Inter-Dimentional Empires, AND THE MEWMAN KING AND QUEEN OF OLD WERE STUPID ENOUGH TO TRY TO ATTEMPT SUCH A FEAT?!"
  • King Varlet: "(The Queen tried to offer a sympathic plea, but King Varlet stopped her).... I'm afraid, from his actions alone, the illness has long taken hold. Please find our son, and take him to safety. (The Queen obeyed and left)...... Asper, I understand your blight, but I also understand that you have only become the very danger the Forbidden Ones exist to prevent. And I will not let that taint, spread to all of Mewmanity, or lest even monsters will fall victim to it. Forgive me Asper, (Pulls out a mighty pure sword) But I will have to use the blade of the Rezzors, to put you out of your misery, and cleanse this corruption, before it spreads."
  • Asper: "Tch, now atypically noble of you.... But it doesn't match the kind of image I want mewmans to think of monsters, so, you'll have to pardon me, if I would have to REMOVE YOU FROM THE EQUATION?! (Asper and the King began to fight!)"
  • King Varlet: (The fight ended with Asper cutting off his limbs and tail and doing so to the returning queen)... Someday, Asper... You will be defeated! Even if it takes generations!
  • Asper: (He delivers the fatal blow to both of them)... Checkmate! (He was seen being given medals for this victory as he grew and was seen manipulating all the queens of Mewni)
  • Glossaryck: (On the same day Star is given her wand, he appeared from a book) Asper? (Asper jumped in surprise) Why're you always snooping around in other people's business?
  • Asper: None of yours, you little blue imp!
  • Glossaryck: Still upset over Rubi, huh? Amazing how after this long, you never got over it.
  • Asper: (Laughs) This coming from the all-knowing book man who has trained the queens in magic since the beginning. This is just very upsetting! Star Butterfly is getting the Royal Magic Wand today! I tried to get her to grow up and be mature enough to be privileged for it...

Cutaway

  • Asper was locked in a closet: "PRINCESS STAR!!!!"
The Emperor's New Groove - "Yzma and Kronk Meet The Family" (HD 1080p)

The Emperor's New Groove - "Yzma and Kronk Meet The Family" (HD 1080p)

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  • Young Star: (As young Pony Head laughed) Come on, Asper, it's not that hard. Try jiggling the handle.
  • Asper: There IS no handle in here!
  • Young Star: There's not? Are you sure? (Young Pony Head laughed harder)
  • Asper: OH, YOU ARE GOING TO BE SO GROUNDED WHEN YOUR MOTHER HEARS ABOUT THIS!!!
  • Young Pony Head: You sure it's wise to say that to a little girl who would obviously leave you in there to avoid getting grounded? (The two laughed)
  • Asper: ALRIGHT, I'VE HAD IT UP TO HERE WITH YOU TWO!! LET ME OUT OF HERE THIS INSTANT, AND I'LL SPANK YOU WITH MY BELT!!!
  • Young Pony Head: Don't you mean 'or'?
  • Asper: Ugh! Let me out of here this instant, OR I'll spank you with my belt!
  • Young Star: All the more reason to keep you in there... Depending on which it is. That is a pretty crucial conjunction.
  • Asper: GRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!!!! THAT'S IT, YOU LITTLE POOP STAINS!!! (The two were seen giggling and setting up traps for Asper) I AM GIVING UNTIL THE COUNT OF 3, TO OPEN THIS BLASTED DOOR BEFORE I BREAK IT DOWN!! 1, 2, 3?! (He fell right into the traps and found himself as a Pinata being beaten on by Mewman children, as Star and Pony Head laughed like crazy) AH, OOH, AH, EEE, OOH! STOP IT YOU LITTLE BRATS! OWW!
  • Young Pony Head: "MESSING WITH ASSWIPE NEVER GETS OLD?! (The two laughed)"
  • (Glossaryck was heard laughing!)

Present

  • Asper: (As Glossaryck laughed) It didn't end well.
  • Glossaryck: "(Laughs)! Oh man, the Commission's gonna enjoy that one! Even that hyper-serious Omnitraxus will get a chuckle from that!"
  • Asper: "Must you always stride to annoy me, Glossaryck?"
  • Glossaryck: Hey, we both know what you've done. But it's more fun to have everyone figure out your sins themselves.
  • Asper: Whatever. (Sighs) I guess I have no choice. I have to have Star's parents send her to St. Olga's.
  • Glossaryck: We both know that they won't approve.
  • Asper: Are you really so confident, Glossaryck? I did convinced King Pony Head to have her daughter sent to St. Olga's. This shouldn't be any different.
  • Glossaryck: "Just saying, it might not work out the way you would intend."
  • Asper:... We'll see.

Throne Room

  • Asper: WHAT DO YOU MEAN NO?!
  • Moon: I get your concerns that Star MIGHT not be ready for the wand. But not all princesses started out mature when they got the wand. Star just needs time to use her wand right. Sending her to St. Olga's now would be too soon.
  • River: Yes. Star's got to learn in her own setting.
  • Asper: Well what do you insist we do with her if she can't handle it?
  • Moon: We've already got a plan. We just send her to train in a safer dimension. Spefificly, in the dimention refered to as the United Universes, on one of the many copies of a specific planet called Earth.
  • Asper:... Earth?......... (He laughed like this)
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Look At This Dude Laugh - Free Sound Effect

  • Asper: The realm of earth apes?! Quite humorious, your highness. (Moon looked sternly at him)... Oh God, you're serious. Earth? THE Earth? That home of hairless apes that have technology and the weirdest and unspeakable forms of it? You're going to let a rambunctious child like her do whatever she wants there? I mean, not nessersarly for the Earth Apes' well being, mind you, but for the fact she will be turned into a media circus if they discover her using magic! You KNOW she's going to use her magic selfishly. For all I know, she'll end up accidentally smashing a "police car" after being sugared high.
  • Moon: Our minds are made up! You're dismissed! (He sighed and got into the appearing crowd as this happened starting with sounds of distress)
Star Vs

Star Vs. The Forces Of Evil - "Star Comes to Earth"

Starts at 0:40

  • Asper: (After Star rammed the unicorn through the window) Aaand we're off to a great start. (Later, after 1:05) 3, 2, 1... (After 1:06 was seen)
  • Moon/River: She can't handle it.
  • Asper: You could always send her to St.- (Moon grabbed his beard) OOOOOOO'S!
  • Moon: OH BUGGER OFF, ASPER!!! (The rest of the clip played)
  • Asper: (At 1:57, he pointed his spear at Buff Frog)... Get the f*** off our property, monster!
  • Buff Frog: EEYAPE! (Hopped into a portal and Asper used the All-Seeing Eye to watch Star attend the school)
  • Asper: (After the clip) A guide? Who the f*** could guide a beast of a Mewman like her? (Saw this)
Star Vs Forces Of Evil - "Star Comes to Earth"

Star Vs Forces Of Evil - "Star Comes to Earth"

  • Asper: "..... Seriously? An Earth Ape Boy of all things? POULTRY WOULD MAKE A BETTER GUIDE?!"
  • Blossoma: "(Appears) Oh you and your cranky demeanor."
  • Asper: "Oh, charming, Glossaryck's sister Blossoma. Or, was it Bloosomma?"
  • Blossoma: "Eh, with my name, there's no right or wrong answer. My name can be what is easier to prounce for you."
  • Asper: "Blossoma then. Now what is it, Magic Guide?"
  • Blossoma: "Hey, remember that I'm a package deal with the instruction manual with your spear-staff thingie, grouchy."
  • Asper: "To my reluctence. I'm not exactly thrilled at the moment that Star picked this annoying Earth Ape Boy named, "Ma-Raco."
  • Blossoma: "It's uh, pronunced "Marco", I believe."
  • Asper: Whatever. This boy won't last a day with Star. But it should be amusing to watch him blunder about with her. (He continued watching as this happened)
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Star's Best Moments⭐️ Star vs. the Forces of Evil Disney Channel

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  • Star: (The monsters were defeated) You want some of this, Ludo?
  • Ludo: No! (Took out dimensional scissors) YOU SEE, YOU MORONS?! THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU DON'T WORK OUT!! (He opens a dimensional portal) Your muscles are like pudding! Come on, back in the portal, back in the portal. (The beaten monsters went through) YOU EVEN RETREAT LIKE LOSERS!!
  • Buff Frog: (Still hallucinating) I'm freaking out!
  • Ludo: (Enters) I'LL GET YOU, STAR BUTTER- (The portal closed on his neck) FLAAUUKKK!!! (Goes through leaving his skull crown behind)
  • Marco: THAT WAS AMAZING! I WAS AMAZING! YOU WERE AMAZING!
  • Star: Yeah. I guess we were.... Well... I should probably go pack my bags.
  • Marco: (Feeling bad, goes up to her) Wait! I don't want you to go. I want you to stay with us.
  • Star: (Gasps) REALLY?! HUUUGS! (Hugs him)
  • Asper: (Seeing all this)... You've gotta be f*****g me!
  • Marco: (Doing karate moves) Are there gonna be monsters attacking us all the time?
  • Star: Yeah, probably.
  • Marco: ALL RIGHT!!! SOUNDS, SO, DANGEROUS!!! (He stops Star before she crosses the street) Whoa! Let's cross at the light.
  • Star: Okay, wild man.
  • Asper:......
  • Blossomma: (Gets ready to say something)
  • Asper: Not a word! (Sighs) I'll need to discuss the Ludo issue with Moon and River, see if I can convince them to change course on this having Star on Earth nonsense.

Later...

  • Asper: OH FOR MEWNI'S SAKE!!!!
  • Blossoma: Asper, when it comes to their daughter, you'll never convince them to do anything. They definitely made the right choice with Marco.
  • Asper:... Let's just try again at a better time.

After Diaz Family Vacation

  • Asper: (Banging his head on the wall)
  • Blossoma: I told you they wouldn't care if Star left Earth. It's not like she would leave Earth forever. She obviously loves living there.
  • Asper: And waste away a Mewman legacy for parties and adventures? She is forgetting that she's royalty!
  • Blossoma: "Well hey, not every princess has to be a spoiled priss complaining about everything!"
  • Asper: "Perhaps, but even "Spoiled Prisses" acknowledge their place as mewman royalty! I'm not asking for her to be a brat, but at least she should've had standerds! Star is at risk of becoming like an Earth Ape and screw around with our standerds! Heavens forbid she brings along that rediculious "Demockracy" thing the Earth Apes practice! Nothing gets done with that kind of system!"
  • Blossoma: "I wouldn't call Star the kind of girl that wants to stop being a princess anytime soon, it's basicly a little girl's fantasy."
  • Asper: "She's practicly a teenager!"
  • Blossoma: "She IS a teenager, but she's also a free spirit."
  • Asper: "Why did you think I bought that flimsy outmoded robot from the Robotloid dimention, Blossoma? I spefifcily programmed that Passe Nanny Bot to cure that free-spiritedness to encourage rulers that encourage my ways!"
  • Blossoma: "Tch, and you wonder why brother busts your balls? Surely you realises that if anyone else realised the truth, bro saying "He told you" would be the LEAST of your problems."
  • Asper: "That's why I'M KEEPING THEM A SECRET?! Not even my failed exspeariment of a deciple in that gutless Bagg knows the full story!"
  • Blossoma: "Well that's kinda because you two don't see eye to eye anymore."
  • Asper: "I- Wait aminute..... Alchourse! Why don't I just ask Bagg to convince the King and Queen to take Star out of there? The one thing that spineless lout was good for is a way with words... And I understand he had a thing for Moon dispite his peasent status as the son of an albeit fairly rich Bookowners that fondled and shelterd him too much. Tch, they even homeschooled him."
  • Blossoma: "Well, potaintionally, but, he likely still feels awful about the uh.... Comet fiasco, and now he's afraid to ever face Moon again."
  • Asper: "He's still on that?! It's practically been ages since then!"
  • Blossoma: "Yeah, but, The Archduke's clearly a hyper-sensitive guy."
  • Asper: ".... Then I'll give that worm a spine."

Later...

  • Asper: (Bangs his head harder) F***, THIS, MILHORSE, S***!!!
  • Blossoma: Job worked too well, huh? Okay, be honest, how badly did you egged Bagg on?
  • Asper: I told him he should stop being pushed around, and it ended up nearly getting me in trouble.
  • Blossoma: Wow. You stink.
  • Asper: Ugh! I'm sure eventually Star would do something that'll have to convince her parents to-

After Star vs. Echo Creek

  • Asper: (Smashed his whole head through the wall) WHY ARE THOSE TWO SO HARD TO CONVINCE?!
  • Blossoma: (Eating gelatin) Well you weren't wrong. She actually smashed a police car during a sugar rush.
  • Asper: AHHGH, it's bad enough she ruined St. Olga's, but this Earth prison couldn't fix her, and that Marco kid said it was worse than St. O's. And her parents didn't even give a crap!!!
  • Blossoma: "Well, that's likely because they figured that Star will learn things for herself and knew that for as long as Marco's around, no serious harm will happen."
  • Asper: "AND ALCHOURSE, IT ALL GOES BACK TO THE EARTH APE BOY?!"
  • Blossoma: Yeah. The kid seems to be badass enough to handle her. Marco isn't exactly the kind of human you want to f*** around with.
  • Asper: Are you kidding? He may be tough, but against me, he's nothing. There's going to be something out there that actually stands a chance against him. (He kept watching until he got aggravated by the episode 'Lint Catcher') GREAT!!! THE EARTH APE BOY IS LIVING HERE?!
  • Blossoma: Looks like he's giving your expectations a good butt-whooping.
  • Asper: Ugh! Alright. About time to have a little chat with this kid in person.
  • Blossoma: "Oh boy. Try to remember that it would be the first time he ever met you."
  • Asper: "The first time will always be the srongest, haunting memory. (Goes forth)."
  • Marco: (Appeared on the other side of the door) Oh, I was already told about you, Asswipe.
  • Asper:... (Sighs) Mewni give me strength! Well, Mooko Diaz-
  • Marco: Marco.
  • Asper: I don't care. I've heard about you as well. You have been a bad influence on our future queen. Bad enough I couldn't get the little one to grow up without getting embarrassed, but she ends up with a boyfriend that feeds into her crap.
  • Marco: Not her boyfriend.
  • Asper: Not yet, I'm sure, given the Blood Moon thing.
  • Marco: Wha?
  • Asper: Never mind.
  • Marco: And FYI, there's nothing wrong with Star. She IS growing up, too. Our ordeal with Toffee got her into plenty perspective. You sound pretty darn embarrassed that you have a princess like her around. She told me about how she and Pony Head turned you into a piñata when they were kids. (Laughs hysterically)
  • Asper: (Had twitching eyes)... You little snot. You think you're so tough? How about a game of flags? The two of us?
  • Marco:... No thank you. Too many bad memories.
  • Asper: What, are you scared of getting wet socks... AGAIN? (Casts a spell that wet his socks, laughing) Now we're even for your little embarrassment on me.
  • Marco: (Got a hilariously angry expression)... Fine, asswipe! But no magic! As a general, it should be no problem!
  • Asper: You're on. Here are the terms-
  • Marco: Ohoho no, no terms. The feeling of victory is enough.
  • Asper:... I'll give you this, you're at least a SMART Earth Ape. (Marco rolled his eyes at that, seeing Asper's distaste for humans long coming). Fine. You're on. (This happened)
The Emperor's New Groove - "The Chase Map Route" (HD 1080p)

The Emperor's New Groove - "The Chase Map Route" (HD 1080p)

  • Marco: (Asper ended up using magic to fly until Marco's dragon-cycle Nachos burnt him to a crisp)... Looks like I win by your disqualification, chump.
  • Asper:... (Was like this)
Kingdom of the Crystal Codes

Kingdom of the Crystal Codes

3:31-3:39

  • Marco: "..... Did, the Laws of Phyics stopped for a moment for the sake of comedic effect?..... Wow, Mewni is weirder then I was prepared for."

Later...

  • Asper: (Sat in his bed)... What has this kingdom come to?
  • Blossoma: "(Having her hair down) Fair's fair, Asper, times can change. Kinda obvious your luck would run out eventually."
  • Asper: "Then I need to correct my appearent dwindling good fortune now!"
  • Blossoma: "Yeah, trust me, once karma's all caught up, it's not an easy thing to dodge. Besides, you really wouldn't beat him even if you didn't cheat."
  • Asper: Oh, go drown in your gelatin. (Sighs) Hopefully, this is by far hopefully the worse that has happened to me today.
  • Star: (She and Marco laughed outside his door) DID HE REALLY BEAT YOU IN GAME OF FLAGS?!
  • Marco: OH, I'D BEAT HIM EVEN IF HE DIDN'T CHEAT! (The two laughed as Asper's eyes twitched)
  • Asper: "....... Grrrrrrr-GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR?!"
  • Star and Marco stopped laughing apawn realising that Asper is BEYOND pissed!
  • Marco: ".... Ohhhhh boy. He got REALLY triggered."
  • Asper: "THAT TEARS IT, EARTH APE?! YOU HAVE CROSSED A LINE OF NO RETURN WITH ME?! YOU, ARE HEREBY BANNED, FROM BUTTERFLY CASTLE?!"
  • Marco: "Yeesh, sore loser much?"
  • Star: I know, right? And, bullcrap. You don't have that kind of authority anymore. Marco's my squire for life.
  • Asper: "(Surprised face by Star's statement by what she meant by that)..... WHAT DO YOU MEAN I DON'T HAVE THAT KIND OF ATHORITY ANYMORE?! I had been a trusted millaterry leader for the royal family for YEARS?!"
  • Star: "Weeeeeeeeeeelllllllllllllllllll, the Magic Commission desided to reduse some of that power cause of how often you tried to pull me from Earth...."
  • Asper: "....... THEY DID WHAT!?"
  • Marco: Yeah. Not cool, asswipe. Queen Moon even said you insisted she be sent to St. Olga's instead of Earth because you didn't trust her with the Royal Magic Wand. Not that I blame you, but if you think sending Star to a corrupt reform school without seeing what she can do by being herself was sound, then Queen Moon is right to take away your right to banish me.
  • Asper: ROYALTY THAT ACTS AS RAMBUNCTIOUS AS MONSTERS IS A TERRIBLE THING TO THINK ABOUT!!! To think someone so JUVENILE could be so powerful, it sickens me to my core! IT'S A COMPLETE DISGRACE TO THE CONCEPT OF ROYALTY!!! THAT'S WHY I GAVE THAT TINCAN ST. OLGA THE IDEA TO WIPE THEIR SPIRITS FROM THE BEGINNING!!! (Covers his mouth)......
  • Star:...... YOU DID WHAT?!?
  • Marco: YOU'RE THE REASON ST. OLGA'S WAS SO CORRUPT?!?
  • Asper: "That came out wrong, what I meant to say was-"
  • Star: GLITTERING WHALE BATTERING RAM!!! (Smushed him underneath a winged whale) YOU BASTARD!!!
  • Marco: WHOHOHOHOA, STAR, CALM DOWN!
  • Star: WHAT ELSE HAVE YOU BEEN DOING THAT WAS SO UNETHICAL?!? WHY ARE YOU SUCH AN ASSHOLE?! WHY?!?
  • Asper:... You really want to know? Fine! When I was a kid, I fell in love with a little girl named Rubi. She had these beautiful ruby eyes like actual rubies. She always made me laugh. In some ways, she was like you.... But let's just say, she died in some apocalyptic event, and I have hated life ever since.
  • Star:...... Sad.... But that's no excuse for what you've done. I'm sure Rubi wouldn't want this from you. You've been alive since the Great Monster Massacre, and all that time, you haven't gotten over it! That's inexcusable for your crimes! I don't know what else you've done wrong, but frankly, I don't care. All in all, she must be so disappointed in you.
  • Asper: "You have some nerve to judge me for only doing what I thought nessersary. Cause some day, you'll find yourself in a near-simular predicterment when you have to do something incredably frown apawn for what you prechived as a greater good. Cause ultamately, I am just a syntom to the unfair cruelty of life."
  • Star: "Tch, like that's ever gonna happen. (Leaves with Marco as the whale disappears)....."
  • Asper: "(Quietly) You'll be amaze of what your character can truely hide when pushed hard enough, Star Butterfly. Just you wait. You'll find that one day, life is going to be far crueler than even I can make it. You'll have no choice but to be just like me. Or dare I say, Toffee. (Star was angered by that statement)"
  • Star:...... THERMONUCLEAR BUTTERFLY BLAST!! (Blasted him out of his tower and into a rose bush in Eclipsa's yard, as he screamed in pain from the roses' thorns)
  • Marco:... Well, I'd object to that... If he didn't deserve it.
  • Asper's voice: "HOW, DID YOU HEAR THAT, I WAS TALKING TO MYSELF QUIETLY?!"
  • Star: "I RECKITNESED THAT YOU SAID TOFFEE AND GOT A KNEE-JERK RESPONDSE!"
  • Asper's Voice: "WELL GOOD TO KNOW AT LEAST THE LIZARD CAN INSPIRE SOME REACTION FROM YOU?!..... Ow, these blasted plants!"
  • Gardener's voice: "Major Asper, I need to ask you get off of the royal gardens, sir."
  • Asper's Voice: "DON'T YOU THINK I'M TRYING YOU SIMPLETON?!"
  • Marco: ".... Let's get out of here before he gets the chance to yell at us some more."
  • Star: "Good call. (The two left)."

In the time after Asper left Mewni...

  • Star: (She and Marco read Asper's archives from the Bureaucracy of Magic as Eclipsa was with Meteora)... I KNEW there was a darker side to him! How could he do all this to us?!
  • Marco: "Whoa man. I know this dude's got abit of a mean streak, but..... This?! Yeesh, no wonder the monsters are acting as bitter as they are! Asper's a complete nutjob!"
  • Star: He basically used Doug as a scapegoat with his crush on mom when Grandma was murdered, even though so far I don't think Mom or anyone else but these two knew that the Archduke was the one who introduse that idea, so, maybe withold that until Bagg opens up honestly to mom, should we ever get that far.
  • Marco: He sent Eclipsa's mom to the location of her murder. He got your uncle Jushtin killed so he wouldn't rat him out.
  • Star: He tried to get me sent to St. Olga's countless times to be brainwashed so I wouldn't have him fired. He even convinced all of Mewni to destroy all monsters for a desperate new home by using their incompatible traits from theirs as an excuse. ALL THIS BECAUSE HE LOST THE GIRL HE LOVED?!
  • Marco: Well, you'll have to pardon me if this sounds harsh, but.... That bastard doesn't deserve a girlfriend after what he did.
  • Star: "It did, but.... I would like to believe that Rubi wouldn't want him to be like this."
  • Marco: Yeah, but still. I'm glad he never won with your mother because if he had gotten his way, we never would've met. He almost denied me a happy life with you. This is just sociopathic. He was willing to do the worst of things for his people including manipulating them. I CAN'T EVEN BELIEVE I WAS PLAYING HIM WHEN WE WERE REENACTING THE GREAT MONSTER MASSACRE!!!
  • Star: Marco! Where's this coming from?
  • Marco: Can you imagine how lonely it would be if I never met you, Star? On top of that, Asper is racist against my people. You brought out the real Marco. You gave me a better reason to live than constantly being called the safe kid. And to hear that he almost cost me that chance of meeting you? I... I just want to punch him in his smug prick face!
  • Eclipsa: Well you might. He swore to come back for revenge. It's hard to say where he retreated to, but it's likely a dimention that wouldn't exactly know what hit them.

The Endless Gold Rush Dimention.

  • A family of prospector sentient pickaxes are seen collecting gold from the ever regenerating ground itself.
  • Child Pickaxe: "Pa, I can't wait to grow up to be a prospector like you."
  • Father Pickaxe: "I'm glad you feel that way son. But you'll have to work to get that job when your older."
  • Child Pickaxe: "Will I ever, dad. I-"
  • The Pickaxe family saw other prospectors and other locals making a run for it, as a Tumbleweed Prospector came up to them!
  • Tumbleweed Prospector: "RUN FER THE HILLS?! STRANGE BEINGS IN MEDEVIL SUITS OF ARMOR ARE COMING FORTH?! THE REALM JUMPERS A'COMING?!"
  • Asper and Soldier Lotalists are seen riding winged unicorns charging at the treating crowds!
  • Asper: "CLAIM AS MANY SLAVE FODDER AS YOU CAN!?"
  • The scared Pickaxe Family made a run for it with the other crowds!
  • Asper: Ready the nets! (They did that and began capturing) You took everything away from me, Star Butterfly. And soon, I'll take everything away from you. Your precious Earth ape friend. Your legacy. Your family. Your home.... You will pay for taking it all away!
  • Blossoma: "(Appears) Talking to yourself again during another round of kidnapping poor people from their daily lives? I'm starting to think you may be losing it more then already."
  • Asper: "Ugh, if you weren't impourent for magic, I wouldn't even bother dragging you along."
  • Blossoma: "Feeling's mostly mutual, but unlucky for us both, I'm a package deal with the instruction manual and by extention the spear."
  • Asper: "Well the least you can do is MAKE YOURSELF ABSINT?! Your spoiling my moment!"
  • Blossoma: "Just saying."
  • The Raiders zoomed on! Finally, the dark tale concludes on Asper's defeat by the Lougers, and in some small feat, Millipede as he gets captured by the imprisonment skull.... This episode, will conclude this legacy.

Chapter 1: New Mewni Unscrambled/Star's Trial/Meet The All-Mother

Mewni, Post-Saetha's Wedding

  • Star: Well, took awhile, but I managed to get my wrecked clouthes replaced. That fight with Toffee's Cousin and Chaemera really took a lot out of me, espeically after my uh, episode.
  • Lord Shen: Good to know you had managed fine.
  • Star:... And Mom... I'm really sorry for what I said. You're a great mother.
  • Moon: I know. Your mind was being changed and leaking out so many repressed feelings. I'm sorry I made you feel so insecure.
  • Star:... (Takes a deep breath wiping tears from her eyes)... I guess I can see why Toffee took his hatred for Mewmans too seriously.
  • Lord Shen: Ahem, now that all that's out of the way, you will be assured that we'll keep Junjie and friends out of Mewni from here on out, and the Heroes Act has already escorted Glowrod and companions out of Mewni.
  • Star: "Thanks guys. Now if you'll excuse me, I have a lot of catching up with Buff Frog. I'll have to work on getting him to give Mewni another chance after being swayed by Taffee's defeatism for so long. Later. (Leaves for New Mon'strarus.)"
  • Icky: ".... Now there goes a sweet gal that can NEVER do anything wrong."
  • Iago: "Let's hope that doesn't jinxed us into a would-be crisis involving this world cause of Star."

New Mewni, Post-The Dark Truth of the Old Mewman Dimension

  • Star: (Wakes up seeing she had gloves on, seeing the tainted arms beneath)... Wow, what a trip that was. That spell was too intense.
  • Lord Shen: Finally, she's awake. Are you okay, Star?
  • Star: More alive than I ever was! That fight with Toffee really took even more then Taffee and Chaemera did. But... What about my hands?
  • Missing Link: Eclipsa said that she's working on a bathhouse to cleanse this thing. It should be up soon.
  • Lord Shen: It was a really responsible thing to restore the Realm of Magic, it'll most certainly ease Thaumorpheus' aims to restore it and allow him to have magic replenished in realms quicker than expected.... Speaking of which... I'll, have to ask for pardons for, sudden fickleness....

Later...

  • Star: (She was placed in a Star-shaped cage)... First, strange but wicked choice for holding me. Second, I'm innocent!
  • Merlin: So you DIDN'T destroy the Realm of Magic in the first place?
  • Star:... Eeeeeee, maybe? (The Lodgers stood unconvinced)... (Sighs)..... How did you guys find out?
  • Icky: "Marco talked about it and Xavian confirmed it when he was asked for fact-checks."
  • Star: "..... Really Marco?"
  • Marco: Hey, they were going to find out anyway.
  • Star: "(Sighs) Listen, guys, I can understand why you might be a WEEEEEEEEEE bit upset, but-"
  • Pang Bing: "Young Star, you need to understand how severe your actions have truly become."
  • Star: "If it helps, I didn't do it as a dumb joke, I had to stop Mina."
  • Pang Bing: "Well in because of trying to halt ONE maniac in the way you did, the rest of the multiverse nearly paid a hefty price!"
  • Star: "(Confused) Define, hefty?"
  • Marco: Yeeeaaah... Star, I'm not sure how to put this, but... You may have, kinda, sorta, destroyed everyone's access to magic in the entire multiverse including these guys.
  • Star: "..... Is, that to imply that the Magic Realms were, Super-Duper Important?"
  • Merlin:......
  • Star: What?
  • Merlin: DID YOU SERIOUSLY ASK THAT QUESTION?!? Miss Butterfly, do you have ANY idea how serious this is?! You have risked the collapse of so many civilizations, never mind those we were forced to save without magic! All to stop ONE THREAT?!
  • Star: AND ANY OTHER IDIOTS WHO USE MAGIC AS IF THEY KNOW WHAT THEY'RE DOING!!
  • Merlin: AND THAT'S ANOTHER THING!! We heard about what you said about magic in the Tavern, and I have something to say: YOU STUPID, PATRONIZING, HYPOCRITE!!! HOW DARE YOU?! HOW DARE YOU INSULT MAGIC USERS?! HOW DARE YOU DEMORALIZE PEOPLE WHO HAVE DONE GREAT AND IMPORTANT THINGS WITH MAGIC, OR EVEN NEED IT FOR THEIR OWN SURVIVAL?! HOW DARE YOU JUDGE PEOPLE WHO USE MAGIC AS IDIOTS, WHEN YOU, ARE AN "IDIOT WITH MAGIC"!!! Are you calling ME an idiot for using magic?! Are you calling those in the High Council, or those of your friends in other dimensions idiots for using magic?!
  • Star: Nonono, of course not! I meant those that would use magic to push an agenda!
  • Lord Shen: "Star, by all means, I can't say I condemn you for trying to stop magic being used for genocide, but I also can't condone that you responded by doing an equally worse, if not much worse, extreme against another extreme! Depriving the multiverse of magic, is a bit worse than a typical act of genocide, even if it is still bad in its own right, because by extension, destroying magic would be like causing INCREASED GENOCIDES ON CIVILIZATIONS DEPENDENT ON IT'S CONTINUED EXISTENCE AND THAT OF THE BRANCHES IT MADE IN CHI, SUPERPOWERS AND IMAGINATION!!"
  • Star: "In my defense, I didn't know the Magic Realms was super-duper important! I, I thought it was just something related to Mewni and just one of many forms of magic!"
  • Boss Wolf: "Well where else did ya think magic came from?!"
  • Star: "...... Okay, that was my B, guys. Now I'm wishing that I should've like, asked Thaumorpheus to disable Mewni's magic for a bit instead and it would've still stop Mina's attack on monsters- (Realizes that)..... DANG IT, I FORGOT I KNEW THE GUY WHO IS LIKE THE KING OF THE MAGIC REALMS WHO COULD'VE BEEN A BIG HELP IN STOPPING MINA, I FEEL LIKE A COMPLETE JACKASS NOW?!"
  • Merlin: Then there shouldn't've been a reason for you to destroy magic.
  • Star: "I know, I know, my b, MY B! It's just, I was kinda reeling at the fact my mom decided to play bad guy!! The commission going along with it didn't help!!"
  • Merlin: By all means, I don't condone Moon's error in joining with Mina. But I can't exactly approve of what you just did neither. Just because your mother made a simple mistake of giving a rogue warrior unstoppable magic power, DOESN'T make her an idiot, going back to that crack. And neither does it for others.
  • Star: THAT WAS DIFFERENT!! MOM TEAMED UP WITH MINA LOVEBERRY, KNOWING SHE WAS TOO DANGEROUS TO BE TRUSTED!!
  • Merlin: So just because of one terrible mistake, you choose to deny US the right to use magic?
  • Star: I'M SORRY, OKAY?!
  • Sparx: A little late for sorry. Ya had any idea what we went through? Ridding a city in Zootopia of a tyrant pig was made artificially harder then it had a right to be, cause of being without magic, while Kairi and Sora spent their elope on a quest to prevent the Mana Reverses from being tapped by the League, and MAN we were lucky they still managed to survive even without our involvement, BUT ALL THAT MAGIC WAS STOLEN AND WASTED BY SEPHIROTH AS SOME DUMB REVENGE SCHEME!! Now, the Magic Reverses of our Universes got a WEE bit more depleted as a result, which forced the High Council to put the universe into magic rations mode! The Wellspring was left vulnerable to being kidnapped by corrupt imperials and then it exploded to being embued into every being imaginable, though even then, Chi is still not exactly up to full force during the Paws of Destiny Show getting it's next set of episodes all the same! It caused a victim of a magical storm to transmutate into a two-faced freak! Litterally! And I don't even wanna talk about how a Lovecraftian Dragon and his scale hunter friends almost became successful in taking over Equestria! AND THAT'S NOT EVEN TALKING ON HOW WE WERE FORCED TO PUT UP WITH SPACE TRAFFIC SINCE WE WEREN'T ABLE TO TELEPORT IN A MAGIC SENSE?! Sure, we could've just used things like Shen's Teleporter Device, but then it comes in the risk of getting damaged and having to be repaired, slowing us down FURTHER?! YA GET WHAT I'M GETTING AT?!
  • Star: "..... Well, again, I thought the Magic Realms was just, something for Mewni, I, I never realized it was, super-duper important. And I wasn't able to, cause, I was upset that Mom decided to be a dingus with me again!"
  • Shifu: I'm sorry, Star, but emotion-driven ignorance is barely a valid excuse. We're gonna have to turn you into the High Council for your crimes.
  • Marco: Whoa, um, can we not drag this little incident to them?
  • Shifu: The High Council strictly ordered that the culprit be punished. To disobey would be treason, which is made worse by the fact that magic's destruction is a cosmically heinous crime.
  • Marco: BUT AREN'T YOU ON THE HIGH COUNCIL?!?
  • Shifu: Yes, but I must do my duties.
  • Icky: "Kiddo, even if the High Council were in the mood to be chill about Star's reasons, ya still need to reckitnese that wrecking magic is still a major thing to the multiverse, never mind our united universes! A lot of civilizations were reeling at magic being at a weakened state! This is something they need to be firm on to set an example that this kind of s*** isn't being treated with kid gloves! Else, people won't be so confident if another shmuck went and busted the Magic Realms for, X and Y reasons!"
  • Marco: Guys, can we at least talk about this? I mean, the entire Butterfly family destroyed magic together because they realized what they were doing with the stuff wasn't always ethical.
  • Merlin: That's why they're under arrest too. (Moon and Eclipsa were also in them-shaped cages)
  • Eclipsa: "(Sighs), My life always seems to be filled with major inconveniences."
  • Moon: "(Deadpan) Small world, eh?"
  • Icky: "Look, be that as it may kid, ya could've just as easily introduced firmer restrictions on magic then ALREADY HAVE WITH A GROUP WHOSE JOB IT IS TO MAKE SURE MAGIC IS TREATED PROPERLY?! Ya know, like, making rules against magic being used to treat monsters like crap?! It may not be as wildly climatic as wrecking an entire realm, BUT COSMICLY SPEAKING IT WOULD CERTAINLY BRING LESS TROUBLE?! Also, ya should've had Mina captured and sent off to jail at the first moment that it's suspected she might be KOKO-BONANZA?!"
  • Marco: ".... Okay, admittingly, I do see how we should've done that instead."
  • Shifu: We're sorry, Mr. Diaz, but Star and her family must face the consequences of their actions.
  • Marco:... Fine. But me, River, Globgor, and Meteora are a package deal. Where those ladies go, WE go!
  • Monkey: "Ugh, I'll get to making cages in their shapes as well."
  • River: That won't be necessary. We'll go ourselves.
  • Monkey: Oh thank Yinglong!
  • Marco: "I back River on that. Ya don't need to trap us like animals. We'll go on our own terms."
  • Icky: "Look, it's nothing personal kid, it's just, it's like what we said back when Toffee made his comeback, Star did something that was epicly bad. By no means are the High Council unsympathetic to Star's would be reasons, it's just.... They want to make sure that any would-be magic haters or those bitter about misuse are made aware that these sorts of extremes are awarded with heavy punishment so they are deterred from just taking Star's approach! And the best way to do that is to have Star punished harshly enough so even the angriest magic hater is like "Oh shit, wrecking the Magic Realms is VERY HIGH STAKES, much as I'm not crazy for it, maybe I'm better off not doing what she did cause of how the High Council punished her"! I mean, look, it's REALLY nothing personal, Marco, it's just, the High Council need to ensure people that wreaking the magic realms isn't being treated like it's not a big deal."
  • Marco: "I know, I know, I get it. Just, take it easy on Star, okay? She's not exactly famous for always making great calls."
  • Lord Shen: "Well, that is up to the High Council."
  • Boss Wolf: "But hey, at least be glad it's us you're in a pickle with. If the Outer Gods were in the position to do so, they would've nabbed Star no questions asked."
  • Marco: "Well, at least Xavian's toast and his Xzar master left."
  • Pang Bing: "Make no mistake. It was obvious that Xlazzon wasn't a very competent forbidden one. Him being deterred would only lead to him being succeeded by a far worse replacement. And if the Outer Gods are not given the impression that we're taking what Star did seriously, and/or if she is given a punishment less serious then an absolution punishment, like Death, per example, (Marco gulped), then they will take matters into their hands. And trust me, it will not be good for anyone if the cosmic forces are made to deal with matters themselves."
  • Marco: "Well, are we allowed a Lawyer at least?"
  • Crane: "Just getting it out there, it has to be someone other then Harvy Wadder, ahem, I.E. me, cause, even I would find difficulty to justify what Star did to the Magic Realms!"
  • Saetha: "Actually, Lougers, I would like to represent star as defending speaker. I think I might be able to talk the High Councilers down to at least, maybe either a brief exile or community service on a good trial?"
  • Pang Bing: "..... (Sighs).... You are welcome to do so. But be warned. While they are not there physically, the cosmic forces ARE watching. And as said, if they are not satisfied with anything less then an absolute punishment, they would go after Star themselves."
  • Star: "Well ya know what? After how I taken down Toffee as an Avatar for good, I dare them to!"
  • Icky: "Okay, kid, please don't do anything to provoke them after what you did, they WILL take you up for it!"
  • Globgor: "Ugh, this is, an immeasurably bittersweet resolution."
  • River: "Indeed."
  • Mewstral, Feartrick, Vonbon and Duster looked at eachother, then proceeded to leave.

Magic Realms.

  • The Magic Realms was still being repaired at this time, yet was almost fully healed.
  • Thaumorpheus was seen meditating sadly during his repairing of the realm, as Mewstral, Feartrick, Vonbon and Duster arrived.
  • Thaumorpheus: "...... May I ask for this sudden return, Mewstral? I had already promised to ease my frustrations on Star."
  • Feartrick: Would it ease your mind to say that Star was the one who gave the Realm that healing boost to defeat Toffee?
  • Thaumorpheus:... Hard to say. But at least she did undo much of her actions. Though there is still some things to repair, so it's not like a complete restoration. I still need to fix the remaining damages myself.
  • Feartrick: "Well, great one.... It appears that the Lougers have taken her under their arrest and have started an aim to place her in in-realm trial."
  • Vonbon: "Thing is, just don't be too disappointed if the worse they'll do is just a brief exile or community service, ya know, in light that mortals are all about taking excuses and empathy and whatnot."
  • Thaumorpheus: "By all means, I am far from having any issues with this, but at the same time..... (Sadden) Then it would mean that I would have to be the one to be harsh on her, as per Outer God law when a realm was harmed by an outsider. And I don't want to do that to Star. I want this to just end with Xlazzon and that's it."
  • Mewstral: "Well, ya know how the other Outer Gods are like when they're not satisfied to how mortals treat those that commited epic wrongs like what happened with the Magic Realms. It likely doesn't help Star was from a race that tried to make an Inter-Dimensional Empire. This situation is likely causing uproars between them."
  • Thaumorpheus: "It doesn't ease me into being worried about how, I would be going against someone that was my friend, made worse on how she basicly forgotten me and-..... She, doesn't even understand how alive her spells are."
  • Vonbon: "Then just have her declaired not guilty, problem solved."
  • Thaumorpheus turned with a broken stare and tears on his screen!
  • Thaumorpheus: "The other Outer Gods will NEVER let it be that easy! Espeically how this mess has gotten the All-Mother's attention in a bad way! I would be deemed to have misguided feelings and be replaced with a more firm judge, like a Pureton for exsample. It is no secret I commited the improper Outer God act of, bonding with her, they'll know that if I found her unguilty automaticly, they'll know I'll have a bias! If I were to make her unguilty, it has to be a universeal agreement in the Outer God Court. Also, her reasons with Mina Loveberry are not enough. Magic has had worse abusers, Mina wasn't special, and certainly far from a just cause for destroying magic. I am also caught between her, and the creatures of the Magic Realms I came to bond with. I would look insensitive favoring their near-murderor over them?! (Cries), I, I, I don't know what to do?!"
  • Vonbon: "(Surprised eye).... Uh, pardon my rudeness, Great Creator, but..... DID YOU JUST CRIED?! ARE THOSE, TEARS, ON YOUR SCREEN?!"
  • Feartrick: "He was not lying about his feelings being misguided. He is under an Emotions High. A period where an Outer God first exspearienced anything not under Amorality and began to lose sight of themselves."
  • Mewstral: "Ugh, I remember my first time. Whoo! Not a fun time."
  • Duster grunted in agreement.
  • Vonbon: "Well I had an ugiler one when Fearmonicus usurped my man Feartrick. I was raging like a BITCH?!"
  • Thaumorpheus: "(Realised his mistake) Ahem, ahem! I'm, sorry you had to see me in such a state, Mewstral and friends. I believe, it might be for the best I'm left be again. I don't wish to embarris you for the fact that a creator is crying."
  • Mewstral: ".... Great one, we are not ashamed at the sight of you."
  • Vonbon: "Albeit cause we ain't exactly ones to judge. We did some of that emotions high bis ourselves."
  • Thaumorpheus: "Well, all the same, leave anyway. I do, need to focus on repairing the Magic Realms, and idle chit-chat only slows down needed recovery."
  • Mewstral: "Undersood, sir. (She and her compainions left)....."
  • Thaumorpheus: "..... If only, I had been able to stop Star and reason with her.... I, I could've offered a means to stop Mina without harming Magic. Why, why did I fail? HOW could I fail? How does an Outer God FAIL?! I am litterally a cosmic force, failure should be NON EXISTENT?! I- (Stops himself)..... Don't rant, Thaum..... You have, so much work to do."

Dragon Realms.

  • Scorch Scorchington: "This is Scorch Scorchington live on the scene as the Lougers and the Heroes Act of the AUU have brought forth the reveiled causer of the destruction of the Magic Realms, Star Butterfly of Mewni. (Crowds of angry people were seen protesting at Star for what she did as some of them try to throw rotten produce at Star's body-shaped cage, along side them were mobs of popperazzi and reporters trying to get answers) And already on Dragon Guardian Temple grounds, people, whether they are fans of magic or sympathisers for those harmed by Star's actions, among others, have already taken to the grounds to air their greviences torwords her, whilest Shen's Wolves and Apes keep order and prevent that grievence ending with a riot. (That was exactly seen). The trail is expected to be a conjointed affair between the High Council, The Main Grand Councilers, and apawn request as representation of magic, the Magilo Elder Council, will be the ones to deside Star Butterfly's fate. Representing Star is Saetha Wylde, who aims to have it be insisted that the cosmicly unspeakable act "Had a Reason" to it. Here with me today is the Dragon Realms' residence magic exbert, Bobity Squizard, (A Squid Wizard was seen), and a strong propodent to have Star be given a firm and absolutest punishment, but interestingly, not nessersarly out of malice or anger torwords Star Butterfly. Mr. Squizard, your comment on your complicated reasons on this?"
  • Bobity Squizard: "Thank you, Mr. Scorchington. Now, let it be known that I am not ignorent to her reasons why she did what was done nor am I unsympathic to her personal blight. I am not advocating an absolute punishment to spite her and her love ones, but to spare her from having to face that of the Cosmic Forces."
  • Scorch: "Cosmic forces, Mr. Squizard?"
  • Bobity Squizard: "Make no mistake, Mr. Scorchington. We're not dealing with the atypical case of a super-villain or whatever dark force typically plagues both United Universeal comminities. This, is a situation of a cosmic scale. We are talking about a tween with the mentality of a child, being responsable for the destruction of magic. This is an event that has earned the ire of the cosmic forces, even that of their greater higher ups as well. The Child commited the act of disrupting cosmic balence."
  • Scorch: "So, what you do think would be the approbeate sentence for miss Star to appease these cosmic forces?"
  • Bobity Squizard: "Well, I may be advocating an absolute punishment, but I'm not a monster. I am not gunning for a death sentence. The worse I want to go is a life sentence into either Prison 42 or the AUU's own Oranos should it go that way. Even if she has to stay forever in the Shell Lougers own Pariah Wing in the Dragon Guardian Temple if must be. Star being made to spend her days in prison will pasify the cosmic forces' absolution ways, and in so would theroreticly spare the merged realm of "New Mewni" to anything worse then just being unscrambled back to normal."
  • Scorch: "And what would quilify as a less then steiller lackluster punishment?"
  • Bobity Squizard: "Anything lower then absolution. If the cosmic forces aren't feeling like we inrealmers are taking this seriously, then they will take matters into their own hands. And trust me, forced cosmic entity intervention never ends well. I wish to prevent that by pasifying their desires of Star being absolutely punished by advocating for life sentence."
  • Scorch: "You're saying that short of Miss Star rotting away forever in prison, the Cosmic Forces would step in?"
  • Bobity Squizard: "Yes. I meant no ill torwords Miss Butterfly otherwise, but, I also don't want the cosmic forces to feel as if the disruption of balence is meaningless to us. I want the cosmic forces to feel like that we honor the Grand Design the best we can. Even if it meant that Miss Star would never see the light of day again, it's a sacrivice I'm not personally comfertable with, but I will have to do for the sake of Multiverseal Peace. (It was seen that Marco overheard that and got really pissed)..... The Marco boy overheard all of that, didn't he?"
  • Marco: "..... GET READY TO BE ROASTED CALAMARI, SQUID-FACE?! (MARCO CHARGED WHILE SHOUTING WILDLY ANGRY GIBBERISH AS SAVIO AND KAA WRAPPED AROUND HIM AND HELD HIM BACK)!"
  • Cynder: "(Comes up concerninglly) Marco, please, calm down, he said it wasn't personal!"
  • Marco began to rant in gibberish as the two snakes dragged him off and Cynder kept close.....
  • Bobity Squizard: "..... (Sighs), The things I do to keep the cosmic forces in content."

Saetha's location.

  • Saetha was seen doing some breathing exsirsizes while preparing for a big event speaking on Star's behalf....
  • ???: "Sae. (Geneva was seen coming forword)...... I know you are known for taking big leaps of fate in life, but, defending a near-destroyer of magic?! Seeing good in Lesser Super Villains are one thing, but a near-destroyer of an all impourent powershorce?!"
  • Saetha: "Gen, I know what Star did was, like, BEYOND stupid, I know I have alot to risk cosmicly speaking for being Star's defender, but fair's fair, I probuly didn't have much of a standing with the cosmic forces anyway since they view us ALL like how we view bugs."
  • Geneva: "It is NOT just that, Sae.... Though of equil concern now that you brought it up. It is also because you are improperly intodusing yourself to the Magilo Council who are present judges of the court, as a willful protector of the Magic Killer! The Elders will be given a less then ideal impression of you, AND THAT COULD KILL MY HOPES OF INTRODUSING YOU TO MAGILO?!"
  • Saetha: "(Sighs unsurprised), And alchourse, it goes back to you wanting me to be into Magilo. Look, Magilo is YOUR thing, Genny. I'm happy being as I am."
  • Geneva: "Sae, you're missing the point?!"
  • Saetha: "Gen, please..... I know Star's probully not your faverite person in the entire multiverse right now, but..... You, and all others present and abroad watching this trial, just need to better understand her. And if they're given the chance to know Star from beyond the, less then steiller first impression, then, the Multiverse will calm down about what she did. I mean, if it helps, she at least brought the Magic Realms back in some degree. Yes, Thaum still has to do the finishing touches, but, she basicly saved Thaum the trouble of having to spend years from having to do it himself, and got the repair timetable within our lifetime, potaintionally."
  • Geneva: "The Outers won't care much for the fact she did an, half-okay reverseal at best! They care more about the fact magic being destroyed and that she did it at all?!"
  • Saetha: "Gen, please...... You need to reckitnese that Star has alot of loved ones, espeically with Marco, that would be of broken, wounded hearts if she is made to rot in prison, just so the cosmic forces don't throw hissy fits."
  • Geneva: "To be fair, "Hissy Fits" from the Outers, GENERALLY LEAD TO TROUBLE?! AND IT'S THE KIND OF TROUBLE EVEN YOU CAN'T SO EASILY TALK YOUR WAY OUT OFF?! If the Outers are not given the impression that we are taking this seriously, they'll take it into their own hands, and it would NOT be fun for those not even on the crossfire!? The Outers will be made bitter if Star isn't given a life sentence or anything absolute! They'll feel unapprisiated for being respondsable for our existences if we let someone who tecnecally almost doomed us all to end up in enturnal stagnation and/or devolvement get what they would feel like is a slap on the wrist, which is basicly, ANYTHING NOT A LIFE SENTENCE OR DEATH?! They'll intentionally start to allow Devients and Defects causing trouble to go unanswered, they'll become less motivated to keep order in things like Time! Destructers will become even worse! And so many, other things I can't be able to talk about right now cause it scares me!?"
  • Saetha: "Look, by no means, do I seek to make the Outers unhappy. I am not defending Star to be ungrateful for what I understand is not very easy work for even their great powers. I'm doing this cause I want everyone to get to know Star like I do, and to not automaticly just lock her up, if the councilers are very likely to be generious."
  • Geneva: "But Sae-"
  • Saetha: Gen, please..... I wouldn't be doing this if I didn't had faith in Star being more then what people have mistaken her for. I won't ask you to support this, but.... At least trust in me that I know what I'm doing...."
  • Geneva: "..... (Sighs)..... If this is what you want to do, then I can't stop you..... Just, be sure to be respectful to ALL councilers before you about defending Star, even if some of them get grouchy about this. You have to be paient with things like that, they are feeling the motions of what she did."
  • Saetha: "Again, I wouldn't be doing this if I didn't believed in Star. Just have faith, Gen."
  • Saetha walks on as Geneva just stared on....

Dragon Guardian Temple.

  • A very large trial is seen as Grand Council Members, the Magilo Elders, and the High Council are all present and accounted for, as Star and Saetha stood in one area, prosicution represented by Tri-Corn and a well suited Wizard with a brief case.
  • Saetha: "(Sees the Wizard Lawyer).... Yikes. Lawumon. Wizard of Lawyering and a serious competitor for Harvy Wadder as one of the most capable lawyers in history. He is able to predict any arguement outcome and how to make the perfect counter arguement. He NEVER lose cases. Even in rough cases he can still get a win! He was even able to have a serial killer jailed for life even with extreme lack of evidence cause of his good arguements alone! Tri-Corn, spared no exspence."
  • Star: "This isn't gonna be all that fun, is it?"
  • Merlin: (Seen from his seat with the Lougers) Nope. His reputation is well-renowned.
  • Star: Well then, your honors, let's simply skip the accusation and let me plead, not guilty. I had no idea that the Realm of Magic was the true source of magic in the multiverse, nor did I have a way of knowing. Plus, I've met a lot of people who didn't like my choice, so it wasn't like I was thrown a big parade by everyone there! Heck, I almost got kicked out for good from the returning Bounce Lounge by the new owner over it!
  • Lawumon: That's hardly even a minorly good excuse, Star. In many dimensions, your act was demoralizing to many. The fact you destroyed magic for it's misuse is discouraging. Many wizards in many dimensions lost hope in themselves because of you. And that's not even scratching the surface. The ensuing Chaos that followed in the wake of your actions, include, but are not limited to: (Summons a projector with a slideshow)."

In Slideshow:

  • Lawumon's voice: "(Shows a picture from the situation with the White Bone Demon) Chi being compromised in Dreamworks China, (Slide changes to Superiors having a power loss crisis) Super Powers in places like Kratos and even Marvel and DC began to fail, (A slide turns to a sciencetist going mad with an idea block) Sciencetists began to have idea blocks on a mass scale, halting production of inventions."

Slideshow ends.

  • Lawumon: "And that's just the things I was comfirtable with showing."
  • Star: "Well, hey, since it's been implied Thaumorpheus' gonna fix everything, heck, I recently got the Mana Star out of a bad situation with Pie King, I'm sure things are gonna get better now."
  • Lawumon: "The fact this situation has been rendered contemporary, doesn't ease the fact it happened at all. Why, Miss Samantha of the HA had even admited that in an isolated world out of traditional reach in USRA terratory, she stated that you almost inadvertingly helped a mad tyrant win a war against true magic in favor of false magic."
  • Star: "Well I- (Saetha stopped Star)...."
  • Saetha: ".... Let it be understood that Star did not realise that the Magic Realm was of greater impourence. If anything, she thought it was something exclusive to Mewni and that the Multiverse had their own shorces of magic. You can argue that, she thought she was exiling Magic from New Mewni."
  • Lawumon: "She could've just as easily slain Mina Loveberry and then at the least just ban magic's use in Mewni like it typically does occur whenever unregulated use goes too far. Or, if she lacked an intent to kill even when nessersary and pardonable, simply asked for Thaumorpheus' intervention! It has been discovered that the two were becoming friends ever since the encounter with Coffee. She even witnessed Thaumorpheus' true form, and as suppose to being mind-boggled by an Outer God's true appearence, she complimented his cape like a casual friend! That cemented a very rare thing in the Multiverse! Kinship with an Outer God! Why didn't she figure then, to just ask a favor from him?"
  • Star: ".... (Shrugs embarrisedly) I, forgot about that?"
  • Pompey: "YOU FORGOT YOU WERE FRIENDS WITH A CREATOR, YOU STUPID LITTLE- (Tries to charge but the other Magilo Elders held him back) IT WOULD'VE BEEN ONE THING IF YOU HAD MALICIOUS INTENT, THEN AT LEAST I CAN JUST HATE YOU EQUILLY LIKE I DO TO ANYOTHER, BUT TO FIND OUT THAT YOU WERE JUST BEING AN IDIOT WHO FORGOT SHE KNEW AN OUTER GOD OF MAGIC, AGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH?! IF STUPIDITY WAS A SIN, YOU WOULD'VE BEEN A FAVORITE OF HELL LONG AGO?!"
  • Saetha: "Ahem, pardon my useage of meta-speak, but, let it be known that Thaumorpheus, wasn't considered canon to the actual show, so, tecnecally speaking, Thaumorpheus tecnecally didn't exist in the actual show."
  • Warson: "Let it be acknowledged that post-modern talk is not admissable in court."
  • Jling: "So could you try to justify the idiot girl's actions in NON-METANESE PLEASE?!"
  • Saetha: "Very well. Also consider how fast Mina was going after Monsters. Say she does deside to bring Thaum into this. Alot more monsters in Old Mewni would've already be lost by then. Also, Mina did tried to stop Star from destroying magic. Who's to say she wouldn't just as much butt-in at the attempt to get Thaum's attention?"
  • Lawumon: "A fair arguement, but given that Thaumorpheus would reckitnese the wickedness in Mina's heart, even if he and Star were only accquintances, he would've gladly halted magic's misuse from that moment. Cause of this bond, having his intervention would've been EXTREMELY simple."
  • Star: "Hey, if it helps, I restored most of the Realm to defeat Toffee. AND before that, I helped out the Mana Star from Pie King!"
  • Lawumon: "Who he and others had aimed to bring magic back,-"
  • Star: "FOR SELFISH REASONS?!"
  • Lawumon: "True, but at least the Multiverse would've benefited from the happy accsident that the Multiverse's magic would be restored, even if the one doing so had ulterior motives in mind, then Thaumorpheus would've been able to free the Mana Star from Lancer Pie himself. It only failed because instead of trusting you would be ignorent of his aims alone, he haphazordly dragged a retro nanny bot into this and eventually exposed himself. So on top of destroying magic, you also cut off hope of it being fixed, motives of the would've been restorer aside."
  • Saetha: ".... Look, everyone, and all present folks of the court.... I'm not gonna pretend that what Star did, wasn't the stupidest thing ever. In fact, if this was anyone else but Star, I would've gladly stayed out of this, cause, yeah, busting an all impourent powershorce of all of the Multiverse, not a smart move. But, I'm defending Star today, not meaning to look like I don't take the situation seriously, I do take it seriously, in fact, if I was present at that time, I would've snapped some sense into her myself and at most just convince Thaum to not distribute magic to Mewni no more if she is still insistent of it being gone! I'm defending Star, as a friend, cause I can understand where she came from. Try to imagine this from her perspective: Her own mother aided and abetted a clear psycopath to become stronger and had allowed things to become far more miserable then it had a right to be. A vicious cycle was going to repeat, and as far as she knew, Monsters might not survive so easily. She was going to lose all her hard work, because Moon had a lady-hate-boner for Eclipsa thanks to the lies of a madman about her. Not helping that Moon was also talked into it by a Xird with questionable motives at best."
  • The High, Grand, and Magilo councilers all look at eachother, pondering this....
  • Dimentus: ".... Sympathic as it is, it still nary excuses using an extreme against another. At the very least, she should've desided to remove the spells respondsable for Solariaisum, not dispose all of magic over all."
  • Saetha: "We, also have a throey that Star could also have a side of her that hates magic as bad as alot of Monsters of New Mewni currently do. Awhile back, four Villain Leagers and some VA Reminants brought back a bioweapon of Globgor's that was capable to turn Mewmans to Monsters. It has been pasifived and removed of that ability at this point, but, we suspect that this monster side contributed to her extreme attatude torwords magic. It's possable that, she could simply not be herself when she did it...."
  • All councilers of the spectrum looked at eachother......
  • Ignitus: ".... The councilers shall, discuss this privately for a moment. (The councilers left for an aggonising 2 hours of private discussion, Star getting nervious, impaient and bored at the same impossable time)...."
  • All of the Councilers came back....
  • Dimentus: "..... After some deliberation, we desided that..... We're willing to bargain with you, Star Butterfly. Under condition that this "Monster Side" is to be removed and cured by any willing vollenteer, then the worse we'll agree on is community service to do ALL worlds of this and the AUU, due favors, so that the worlds will feel combinsated that you had been made an exsample of."
  • Saetha: "The terms are acceptable, your honors."
  • Yen Sid: "Then Star Butterfly, you and your group are sentenced to community service of helping both United Universes of current problems. You'll be given a list of worlds of both United Universes and are to check them off when done. You will be monitored to make sure you stay true to do these services. Failure to comply with the service, then you'll be re-trialed to a firmer sentence of life imprisonment. Is this to be understood?"
  • Star: ".... Ugh, fiiiiiiine. It's, better then living in space jail for the rest of my life."
  • Yen Sid: "Then court is ajorned. (Tabs the judge hammer on the podium)."
  • Bobity: ".... Oh dear, the Outers will never accept this."

The Still Recovering Magic Realms...

  • Thaumorpheus sighed bitterly at how the courtcase went.....
  • Thaumorpheus: ".... Believe me, they won't..... And I'm going to be caught in the middle of it..."

Dragon Guardian Temple.

  • Star was given a brief stay in a cell in the temple's Pariah Wing.
  • Marco was with the Lougers and HA....
  • Star: ".... Am I really being made to do community service?"
  • Icky: "Well they want to make sure the message was still clear that wrecking magic isn't gonna be treated with kid gloves, Star."
  • Star: "Yeah, but, doing so many worlds favors? It's gonna take FOREVER?!"
  • Marco: "Look, we called Taffee about this and she's gonna work on curing you of your Monster Side, Star. She really wants to make up for what Chaemera did."
  • Star: "But at the same time, I'm, confused..... Hating on Magic felt like something that was normal to me. It, it was never really my own thought?"
  • Po: "Yeah, it was likely the Monster Genes making ya that stupid to waste THE Magic Realms and forgot Thaum was a thing! Maybe Monster Star wasn't kidding when it said it wasn't going to die so easily."
  • Star: ".... Guess I wasn't as cured from it as I thought. Good to know killing Chaemera is even MORE pointless now outside of Mewstral, Feartrick and Vonbon, and Duster bringing him back with their Outer God powers. That means the other Mewman Victims still have inner monsters too."
  • Eclipsa: "That's why when you are cured of this, Star, Taffee will distribute the cure to them as well so there are NO repeat offenders."
  • Star: "DON'T YOU GUYS GET IT?! I just realised that New Mewni wouldn't've happened if I never became a monster! If Taffee didn't desided to use Junjie and Glowrod to lazyman her way to get Chaemera, then Saetha's wedding would go off without a hitch other then the Archduke being RUDE, I would've handled the problem with Mina better, though not to say I wouldn't still be mad at mom though, that's a given cause she should've known WAY better then that, and diffidently I would've had Thaum just remove Magic from Mewni and never distribute it there again, or at least just remove the Solarian Programme Spells for good, then I would've asked Eclipsa to put magic under heavy regulations. Though I'm not sure if whether or not Toffee would've still had been a problem."
  • Marco: "Star, it's okay. We're going to figure this out. We'll help you with the community service to make it go faster. You don't have to do it alone."
  • Star: Good. I'm just so enraged that this stupid monster side of me got me in trouble. It makes me even more glad that Chaemera can't turn people into monsters anymore.
  • Ponyhead: "Ya gotta hand it to Taffee, she was VERY good at what she was doing, making Chaemera less nasty and all. She even managed to get rid of that Mewman hatred."
  • Globgor: "(Sighs bittersweetly) Perhaps for the best if it means Chaemera doesn't find himself into more situations like serving villains. He was incompleted of what I had intended for him anyway."
  • Star: (Sighs) Well we better get started. These services aren't going to do themselves.

A montage of them traveling the OUU and AUU doing jobs was seen while this played.

One Woman Army

One Woman Army

  • These events were witnessed by Thaumorpheus, as another Amoral One came forth.
  • Amoral One: "..... Thaumorpheus, before you now, is I, The Rule Cosmicer, speaker of the Cosmic Citidel, baring to you news. Your father and many of the citidel requests your presence...."
  • Thaumorpheus: "(Sighs)..... Figures as much."
  • Rule Cosmicer: "Posthaste, Magcial Elder, the Representives are extremely displeased with current events. The inrealmers failed to give a PROPER punishment, so now, it must be discussed between all Outer Gods to speak of opening your trial. I promise it will not interupt your on-going process to repair the Magic Realms for too long."
  • Thaumorpheus: "(Sighs), Very well, Rule Cosmicer."
  • Thaumorpheus followed Rule Cosmicer.

A large cosmic anomonly reminisent to the Piller of Creation.

  • Thaumorpheus and Rule Cosmicer arrived to a glorious outer kingdom as Outer Gods of various types populate the area, as they enter a great cosmic palace where representives of each Outer God, Order, Destructor, and Support, are all seen entering uproarious debate!
  • Eraser Representive: "(Angerly shouts in Lovecraftian Chuthulu speak)!"
  • Fearbender Representive: "How impudent indeed?! Mortals have once again proven that they lack a finer understanding of the Grand Design! It may as well be equivital to them just slapping her wrist and telling her to not do it again, THIS IS NOT A PROPER PUNISHMENT FOR ANY THAT DEFILED THE GRAND DESIGN?!"
  • Deity Queller Representive: "Our work is thankless enough as it is, now this?!"
  • Infinity Libarian Representive: "(Uses a judge hammer to calm down the uproar) Order, order! (Representives calm down, abit)..... Look, it was to be expected that mortals, may not always think like us. It couldn't be helped that inrealmers are held back by empathy and sensitivity to their own personal woes. We had prepared for this outcome for sometime, undesirable as it is. By all means, we can address the issue ourselves now, in where inrealmers fail."
  • Pathmaker Representive (A centuarian Spidernoid): "(Lady-like scoff), Anpisipating this was like anpisipating being sent to the Hybernation Realm, it isn't a good thing to expect?!"
  • Verse-Scrapper Representive (Skeksis-looking creature): "I vote for letting the Verse Scrappers scrap the centeral united universes and that AUU so their assigned creators can start fresh, along with what was once the Mewnian Penensula!"
  • Preserver Representive (Cybernoid Bug with DNA arms): "How about no?"
  • Edgewall Guard (Uniformed Giant Beaked Vulture): "(Abridged Popo voice) Oh look at that, a Preserver and a Verse Scrapper disagreeing. What're the odds?"
  • Smaller Lovecraftian Being (Wiper Representive): "ALL OF YOU, PLEASE..... This declaration is only recent, and yet already you argue more then inrealmer politicions. We're Outer Gods, we're suppose to be above this."
  • Mirrioriod reprsentive (Mirror-headed harpy being with flexable glass wings): "I know this news is upsetting, but that doesn't mean we can't be civil about this."
  • Pureton Representive (Robed being with a Rainbow Sun Head): "That's the problem! This mess, got the All-Mother's attention! It's the first time she is made to drop her non-interventionalist vows since.... Since Gliticer."
  • Celest-Layer Representive: "Oh golly gee, is it THAT bad now?"
  • Giant Clock-eyed Vulture with Ax-Shaped beak with beaked snake tail (Buzzeon representive): "Because it is the first time a realm, any realm, putting the realm in question's impourence aside, has been destroyed, and it wasn't being put on a punishment for so and managed to happened uninterupted by any Outer God. It happened so fast, even the most accreate of Buzzeons can't get the exact moment right."
  • Plant-Insectiod (Pestillancer representive): "Why don't you just have a Pestilancer give Star an uncureable sickness curticy of us? (Laughs crazed)! Cosmic Poetic Justice done!'
  • Xzar Representive: "OH FOR PETE'S SAKE PEOPLE, THE XZARS ARE ALREADY SET TO DEAL WITH THE MEWMANS AGAIN?!"
  • White blood cell/ant/termite Outer God (Fabricant Representive): "(Sarcasticly) Oh yes, because Xlazzon has HANDLED THAT WELL?!"
  • Xzar Representive: "Be made AWARE that Xlazzon is already being replaced by another Xzar! It's a pending process, not helping alot of Xzars are abit hesitant to accept the position, because of the fact this little witch managed to destroy an Avatar so intensely, she now has a fearful name amongsts the Xzars of the Nothing Dimension! And it was a perfect avatar too?! And the only Xird that figure out the perfect formula, GOT ABSORBED BACK INTO XLAZZON?! AND HE REFUSES TO LET HIM RE-AMERGED?! (Angerly to a white and yellow beaked Snake) WANNA GUESS WHY HE DID THAT, RESSOR PET?!"
  • Beaked Snake (R-Fate): "As representive for the Ressors, I want to make clear that even if Xlazzon had not make that choice to aborb Xavian, you would've have to deal with us, Xzar Prince! You would've lost that recipe anyway before you had another chance?!"
  • Xzar Representive: "THANKS FOR REMINDING EVERYONE WHY YOU RESSORS ARE UNWORTHY OF THE COSMIC CITIDEL, YOU BURDENSOME PESTS?!"
  • R-Fate Representive: "INSULT MY KIND AGAIN AND RISK AN OUTER GOD WAR, SEE WHAT HAPPENS?! CAUSE I DOUBT YOUR FATHER WOULD PARDON SUCH A FOLLIE IN THIS TRYING TIME?!"
  • Xzar Representive: "WELL MAYBE IF YOU RESSORS WEREN'T GOING AROUND AND RESTORING DIMENSIONS AND UNIVERSES GUILTY OF INTER-DIMENTIONAL IMPERIALISUM, I WOULDN'T BE SO CONTENTIOUS WITH YOU!? DO YOU RESSORS HATE THE GRAND DESIGN?! CAUSE THINGS LIKE WHAT STAR BUTTERFLY DID, ARE WHY THEY HAD TO BE PUT DOWN?!"
  • R-Fate Representive: "YOU ARE DIVERTING A SERIOUS ISSUE AGAINST THE RESSORS TO TRY AND PUSH THE IDEA OF HAVING RESSORS TO BE DECLARED DEVIANTS, THAT IS UNPROFESSIONAL AND IRRELIVENT TO THE ISSUE AT HAND?!"
  • Infinity Libarian Representive: "(Uses judge Hammer again) ENOUGH?! Thaumorpheus is here, and the last thing he wants to see is your bickering?! He deserves better after what he went through!"
  • Xzar Representive: ".... But alchourse, meeting operators, our sincere apologies."
  • R-Fate Representive: "Forgive me, Meeting operators."
  • Infinity Libarian Representive: ".... Hello, Thaumorpheus, the Magical Elder. We had been expecting you. Your father will arrive shortly. Now, we must discuss the arrangement of the trial."
  • Thaumorpheus: ".... If, I must."
  • The Large doors close on the Outer God meeting, to encourage privatcy.

New Mewni, sometime after the Community Service ended.

  • A celebration was seen taking place as Mewmens, Humans, Monsters and others alike, are seen tending the celebration, even some invited guests from the Gold Rush Dimention and the Pirate Dimention.
  • Taffee and Coffee were seen at the buffet table.
  • Coffee: "..... So, I wager that it just made your plans for escaping Mewni in the once seperated New M'onstrarus pretty moot and pointless now in thanks to Star Butterfly causing the merge, hasn't it?"
  • Taffee: "Oh hardy har har, Coffee. At least earnest peace is being made with Mina no longer a concern."
  • Coffee: "We were only lucky that Mina wasn't exactly a genius, nor didn't have any loyalty to her backers in the Commission or even the idioticly misguided Moon Butterfly. Asper would've been worse."
  • Taffee: "Well be thankful he was removed ahead of time."
  • Coffee: "That's the thing, Taffee. There's a reason my brother took Asper very seriously, even dispite his stupidly over-sized hat! Short of just killing him, Asper will never let himself be held away by any prison! Espeically not a imprisonment skull, something meant to capture poltergeists and basic unpure spirits. Asper, even with what the Manapede did to him, is far from a truly-weak force, even with the loss of his spear-staff."
  • Taffee: "Well, then how's about we check up on Sassafrass when he comes back from business in New Monstertown?"
  • Coffee: "Better yet, I wish I can take that skull from him, and throw it at the bottom of an acid lake!"
  • Taffee: "That would sooner destroy the skull and free Asper's Spirit than get rid of him in your misguidedly absolutest aims."
  • Coffee: "Okay, then, I'll open a portal to the spirit realms and-"
  • Taffee: "Magic's gone, genius. Remember?"
  • Coffee: "Duh, well, not, completely. We can still access like, small spurses of it, but, apart from that-"
  • Taffee: "But it's not strong enough for a staple portal to any other dimention."
  • Coffee got disgruntled and grunted.....
  • Taffee: "..... Look, you need to trust that Asper is done for now."
  • Coffee: "..... Too bad Toffee won't ever be able to enjoy that. (Left bitterly)....."
  • Taffee sighed.....
  • Taffee: "(Quietly) I'll be sure to check on my sciencetists about that."
  • Ludo was seen being carried around by his followers and given alot of celebration food.
  • Croc Monster (The one that's NOT Man-Arm): "Really can't believe we're back working with Ludo again."
  • Man-Arm: "I know, weird irony, right?"
  • Lobster Claws: "Hayuck, I know fellers, it's almost like old times."
  • Beard Deer: "Not exactly what I call GOOD nostaglia."
  • Flower Monster: "Well what else are gonna do with our lives, man?"
  • Bearicorn: "But hey, at least he came to atthive a better connection with his parents now. Sure helps me get over the fact people keep mocking me for looking like this 'Winnie the Pooh' guy. What the heck is a Pooh?!? Are they contagious?!"
  • Frill-Neck Monster: "Ehhhhh, I'd give'er take on his parental issues. His dad's still abit of a prick about the whole affair."
  • Goat Monster: "Ehhh, those are male Kappas for you."
  • Ludo: "(Sighs), So glad to have minions again."
  • Croc: "But, boss, if we're not enemies of Mewni, ermum, NEW Mewni, then what?"
  • Ludo: "Oh don't get me wrong fellas, we can still do the bad boy thing and still battle Star every now and again."
  • Bearicorn: "So we're, just being assholes now?"
  • Ludo: "Ehhh, until we can find a more long-term goal."
  • Ludo's Troop: "..... Eh, I can work with that."
  • Ludo: "Perfect! But for now, we're totally gonna be chill!"
  • Giraffe Monster: "Like we kinda already are."
  • Warthog Monster: "Well Buff Frog's still doing other things."
  • Ludo: "Eh, Ce-la-vi. Props for him figuring out what to do with himself now."
  • Marco rolled his eyes over-hearing Ludo's conversation with his minions.
  • Marco: "Guess some things don't change over night. (Leaves to find Star)."
  • Marco found Star on a podium about to address the public.
  • Star: "(Rings a bell to gets people's attention)....... I am happy to announce that it has only been so long since New Mewni has been formed, but already we already made quite a name for ourselves. Though it has been hard to be without magic, I know, but, we can managed find with the limited small bursts we have gotten every now and again. The impourent thing is that nothing is being used to hurt people ever again."
  • ???: "BUT AT WHAT COST, STAR BUTTERFLY?!"
  • Familier staffs were tossed right from the sky and landed in a perfect circle around Star, surprising the crowds!
  • The Powerians assended from the sky as they flouted behind their designated staff.
  • Prowerful: "..... Tremble as you should, mortal, (Grabs his staff), because you stand before the Cosmic Powerians! (Pulls his staff off)"
  • Realtor: "Your blunt quickness to trash the magic realms, (Grabs his staff) was a BIG no-no, lady. (Pulls his staff off)"
  • Mindar: "You were lucky the enfluences of the magic realms were able to last long enough to prevent the crumbling of dependent socities of it and the extinction and death of magic-based races, if not at least prevent it from being quicker then previously estimated, (Grabs his staff) lest these staffs were a few degrees at your direction if the otherwise factiod was true. (Pulls his staff off)."
  • Spacious: "So much cosmic imbalence, (Grabs his Staff), over a temper tandrum torwords Magic's misuse. (Pulls his staff off!)."
  • Ticktocko: "I have known of many of your mistakes, Star Butterfly, (Grabs his staff) but this one, this time, will be marked as the most cosmicly grim one. (Pulls his Staff off).
  • Mamazana: "Sorry to say, child, (Grabs her staff), but New Mewni was a violation of the intended grand design. (Pulls her staff off). The Outer Gods did not intended these realms to be like what you just did to them."
  • Star: "Outer Gods?.... Wait, you mean like the Xzars? Look, I kinda already beaten their avatar, you guys have no more reason to give us trouble."
  • Prowerful: "Impudent child! You only won because the previously assigned Xexaxez was incompident?! He couldn't keep a XIRD of all things from bargaining with mortals?! Then again, Xzars always did have a bad hapit of tampering with mortals to atthive effectency in eradicating future epicentors of Inter-Dimenional Empires. More Absolute Xzars would've DONE THEIR JOB AND ERADICATED YOU MEWMAN ABOMINATIONS TO THE GRAND DESIGN?!"
  • Realtor: "Hey try not to make it too personal so soon, huh Prowerful? At least wait until AFTER we unscramble these realms."
  • Star: "Unscramble?! But, the Magic Realms are gone!"
  • Mindar: "Child, don't lie to these people! You restored magic to defeat Toffee, remember?"
  • Star:.... Oh, right. I almost forgot about that. Sorry, I was still operating on that "magic being gone" mindset. Okay, allow me to rephrase. YEAH, BUT UNTIL IT'S READY TO RETURN, ONLY ME AND MY FRIENDS ARE ALLOWED TO USE IT!!!
  • Mindar: "Nevertheless. As we speak, the Magic Realms are being restored back to working order to prevent the rest of the more GRATEFUL universes and dimentions that relie on magic and it's many branches, to survive and thrive in."
  • Star: "But then the realms will seperate again and-"
  • Mamazana: "Dear, these realms were only seperated because they were intended to be by the Outer Gods. The Magic Realms had nothing to with it. All it did was supply it's magic."
  • Star: "..... Oh, so, the Magic Realms' coming back won't devide the realms again?"
  • Ticktocko: "Well, yes, it's return won't effect this merged realm as is, why, given when you brought a large majority of it back, this merged realm STILL stand. You'd think the Mewnian Penensula would've remerged by now if otherwise was true..... But that's why we're here. We are going to cosmicly seperate these realms back into being their own proper individual realms again. They were not meant to be together, and it's having adverse effects on their Time Butterflies and causing an uproar with the Outer Gods! It is in violation to the Grand Design."
  • Star: "But people are happier like this!"
  • Realtor: Oh, really?! Because I don't see all that much harmony between these three races. And trust me, I checked.
  • Star: "If it helps, it's a work in progress, but it is at least, half-way there, give or take stubbern jerks, and hey, magic coming back in baby steps, AND not deviding our realms anymore, is just a bonus now. Though I'll have to be sure to ask Eclipsa to make a LOT more restrictions on magic, and it would be nice to have Glossaryck back and-"
  • Mindar: "That's, what we want to talk to you about."
  • Realtor: "Ya see kiddo...... (Makes the unconjustus bodies of the Commission appear) They were never gone to begin with."
  • Star: "HUH?! But I saw Omnitraxus' conjustusness spiriting out of the ether!"
  • Mindar: "That's because their conjustusness and their bodies were seperated apawn the Magic Realms' destruction in thanks to a clever cosmic trick to make it LOOK like they died. Soon, this will be rectifived."
  • Star: "..... Then..... Why did they vanish?"
  • Prowerful: "Well let's just say, "Glossaryck", hasn't exactly been..... Honest with you all lately. You all had been nothing but pawns in his Grand Design-defying sceames to create this unintended utopia, along with things we've yet to discover about! The Grand Design, HAS BEEN BESMIRCHED, BY THIS, ABOMINATION OF AN INREALM WORLD?!"
  • Realtor: "No, seriously, Prowerful, at least wait AFTER we seperate the realms to make people hate us for this?"
  • Star: "Tch, well since you said that magic is coming back, then at least I can wait for my magic to be strong enough to use Rhombulus' imrpisonment christals to trap you guys in."
  • Spacious: "Assuming your spells will even want to co-operate with you after how you basicly intended their deaths?"
  • Star: "..... What do you mean, "Deaths"?"
  • Mamazana: "Let's just say, Mewman Spells are more special then traditional magic spells of all the Multiverse. They are like friends you never got to interact with."
  • Star: "..... Well, I-"
  • Prowerful: "ENOUGH OF YOUR TALK?! You are due your Outer God Courtdate! You will stand trial before Thaumorpheus and all of the Outer Gods of the Multiverse! Destructor AND Order Retainer, and others alike?! But first, how's about, (He and the other Powerians began to charge up their staff) you see your greatest sin, undone?"
  • Star: "..... No please, wait! Wait!"
  • Mamazana: "We're sorry honey, but the Grand Design trumps over personal feelings."
  • Star: "WAI- (The Powerians caused everything to flash)!"

Flash settles.

  • Mewni was returned to it's normal self as are the other realms, as now it and the intermediate dimentions are devided again....

Mewni

  • Ludo: "....... WHAT THE F*** JUST HAPPENED?!"

New M'onstrarus

  • Taffee and Coffee were flabbergasted....
  • Coffee: "..... In some way, I kinda half expected that the Outer Gods would deem Star's actions against the Magic Realms a most unpopular move."
  • Taffee: "That doesn't make it any less concerning! We need to find out what's wrong! We have to get to the elder's council!"

Underworld

  • Tom: WHOA!!! I THINK I ALMOST DIED!!! Irony, am I right?... Why am I joking with this?

Neverzone

  • Talon:... Well that blew. (Background guitar solo) OKAY STOP WITH THE GUITAR, DAMMIT!!!

Woolia

  • Kelly: STAR!!! STARSTARSTARSTARSTAAARRRR!!!!

Earth

  • Marco: STAR?!... No! They didn't!!! THEY DID NOT JUST-.... STAR?!!!! (Goes to the basement of Britta's Tacos and saw no magic pool and no Glossaryck mural)... (He just saw the pool was just water as he dunked his head to see no pathway)... NO! NO NO NO NO, STAR!!!! (Pounds the bottom of the well)
  • Janna: Marco... I don't think the dimensions can reunite with each other anymore.
  • Marco: NO, THEY HAVE TO!!! STAR'S IN DANGER!!!! (Has a mental breakdown trying to get to the Realm of Magic and after effortless attempts he just broke down crying)
  • Janna: "(Goes to comfert Marco) It's okay, Marks. We can figure this out."

Dragon Guardian Temple

  • A Meditating Pang Bing had a drumatic gasp!
  • Pang Bing: "...... I was afraid the Outer Gods would make their move. GAZELLE, SUMMON THE OTHER LODGERS, WE HAVE AN EMERGENCY?!"

Mewni

  • The Commission, after being snapped out of their stuper by Eclipsa, brought Marco and Janna into Mewni as Star's other friends have formed.
  • Moon: "Oh Star, my baby, what has happened!?"
  • Pony Head: "THE OUTER GODS ARE PISSED, THAT'S WHAT HAPPENED!!"
  • Eclipsa: "And judging by that the Commission are in completely stable forms now, I suppose that means the magic realms is fully restored now."
  • Hekapoo: About TIME!
  • Marco: "And that would mean Glossaryck and his sister are back too."
  • Tom: "Okay, WHAT THE F***'S GOING ON?!"
  • ???: "YOU, IMBECILES!!"
  • Archduke Bagg arrived with armed Mewman Soldiers.
  • Archduke Bagg: "You had doomed us?! What had happened with the Magic Realms, WAS INDEED THE FINAL STRAW?! Now, our wisest immortals have come down to a mysterious sickness they said is "Morality Illness" has infected them, our civil unrest with monsters is back at full force, and we could be doomed to the Wrath of the Outer Gods?! Absolute Choas will break forth?!"
  • Moon: "Bagg, please, we'll figure this out, we-"
  • Archduke Bagg: "IT IS TOO LATE FOR THAT NOW?! The Immortals that had saved us from what happened to the Old Mewman Dimension, are now sick and unable to save us?! Mysterious adverses of time are occuring like moments of deza vu just when something impourent was about to come up, Giant-Beaked Vultures have unleased nasty outer-realm creatures and beings at us and now towns and cities have reported to be ransacked by them, and now large spider women are block any ability for us to evacuate?! And all this because you have distrupted their natrol order?! And I now fear it'll only get worse?! Now, all mewmans are terrorfived. I'm terrorfived."
  • Eclipsa: "We all are at the moment, dear, but if we can work togather-"
  • Archduke Bagg: "IT WAS UNITING THAT STARTED THIS!! IT WAS OBVIOUS THAT MEWMANS AND MONSTERS WERE BETTER OFF SEPERATED!!"
  • Eclipsa: "Please don't make Monsters and Mewmans enemies again!"
  • Archduke Bagg: "Oh, I'm FAR from making the same mistakes that ruined Asper?! MUCH farther from that! Instead, I am going to use my magic to exile monsters straight into the kingdom of New M'onstrarus?! And I'll do it by creating a mass banishment spell that'll do exactly that?! Then Mewmans will be redeemed of the sins of every wrongdoer!"
  • Rivar: "It might not be that simple, Bagg! All that would succeed is making it easier for the Outer Gods to have a go at Mewmanity without the risk of collateral damage of those NOT facing their wrath!"
  • Archduke Bagg: "Then, I AM GOING TO SWAY THE OUTER GODS INTO NEGOSIATIONS BY ALLOWING THEM A CHANCE TO DESTROY YOU IDIOTS AT THEIR LEASURE!"
  • Moon: WHAT?!
  • Archduke Bagg: "FROM THIS MOMENT ON, (Conjures a spell) YOU BUNCH, ARE EXILED, FROM MEWNI, AND IT'S NEIGHBERING REALMS, INDIFFENTLY?! GROUP BANISHER?! (Casted the Spell as a portal sucks the screaming group into it)........ (Sadly) I'm sorry, Moon. I'm truely am...... (To the soldiers) Men, now begins a time of a new era. The Era, of Bagg. Under Mewman Law 9287263822739832/98989, I, the Archduke, declare myself new King of Mewni, and effective now, we must do everything we can to mend things with the Outer Gods, and to gather monsters to ready them for the exidus exile into New M'onstrarus! OUR SINS, MUST BE REDEEMED?!"
  • Soldiers: "BAGG?! BAGG?! BAGG?! BAGG?! (Repeatedly chanted Bagg!)"
  • Archduke Bagg: "...... For now on, for what I do, I do, for Mewmanity."

Bureaucracy of Magic

  • Hekapoo: (They were sucked there)... Well, s***. Why did we all okay Star's little stunt again?
  • Marco: DESPERATION, I DON'T F*****G KNOW!!! We didn't exactly figure the Magic Realms was super important, okay?!
  • Omnitraxus: "We do now, appearently."
  • Globgor: (Meteora was crying in his arms) Well this is just great.
  • Marco: I'm glad the Magic High Commission came back, but how are you guys even allowed to help us?
  • Hekapoo: Marco, you know me well enough to know I dodge interdimensional affairs on a regular basis. The rest of the Commission just decided 'screw it, we have nothing else to do'.
  • Omnitraxus: "Ahem, well, that is to say we can't condone what Bagg aims to do. He may not be adequate to handle the responsibilities of the throne. Never mind his lineage with Asper as a former apprentice. Monsters would not make peace with this."
  • Moon: (Punches a wall) GRAAAHGH!!! Damn that cowardly Doug!!! Just the same coward he was before!!
  • River: Yeah, I never liked him. Even back when we were young. He was gullible enough to do anything for you, and in the end, it got your mother killed. Even Count Mildrew knew better than that.
  • Marco: So, what do we do now? Star's going on trial with outerdimensional beings!
  • Hekapoo: Hey, your dimensional scissors work again. I think you know what you have to do.
  • Marco:... Are you sure? Meddling in a court's illegal, so imagine what that is like for Cosmic forces, we could be in-
  • Hekapoo: Marco, you love Star, right?
  • Marco:... Yes?
  • Hekapoo: Then I'm sure you know that we're in deep enough s*** as it is. Given the situation, I believe this may be our final stand against the Outer Gods. We play our cards right, and they'll back off about what we did from here on out. New Mewni can come back and will never be scrutinized by grand-design sensitive Outer Gods again. So go get her, tiger. She needs you.
  • Marco got serious and agreed to it....
  • Marco: ".... Head to the Tarven at the Edge of the Universes and find Glossaryck. Something tells me that blue weirdo owes us a DAMN good explanation."
  • Globgor: "Damn straight! Monster King's speed, Marco."
  • Marco used the scissors and opened up a portal to a blanket void, though hesitent at first, he goes in afterwords.

Outer God Void

  • Star was seen flouting in a colorful void, unconjustus, as she found herself awaken and before many figures looking down at her.....
  • An Xexaxez: "The Outer God Trial is under way, all rise for the creator of the harmed realm, (Thaumorpheus phased into the void on a Judge Section as his Outer God form) Thaumorpheus of the Magic Realms. (The Outer Gods did so)....."
  • Thaumorpheus: "At ease. (The Outer Gods sat back down)....... (The Cosmic Powerians appeared)..... Has the deed, been done?"
  • Prowerful: "The merged realms has been corrected and reversed. The Dimentions of the sector, have been, de-united. (Star was shocked)....."
  • Thaumorpheus: "Thank you, Cosmic Powerians. You're dismissed for now. (The Cosmic Powerians nodded in respect, and left to proceed to their next task to inform the All-Mother of this)..... (Sighs begrudently sad)...... Prosecutor, you may, read the charges...."
  • Prosecutor (The Xzar): "(Brings up a cue card) Star Butterfly of the bloodline Pie, adopted to the Butterflies thanks to iffy mortal politics, you stand before all judging representives of Outer Gods, Order Retainer and Destructor alike, in the void of fate, under the accusation, of destroying, the Magic Realms, and nearly risked the Multiverse, to exspearienced a magic-drought, that could've taken chi, super powers, and even imagination, down with it. (The Outer Gods muttered in judging criticisum at this)... And if on any case you are sceptic of any evidence, well.... (A vision portal arrived of Star declaring to destroy magic and doing so)..... May this ease any doubt."
  • (Star): Yep, yep, it's official! I hate magic!... I'ma... I'm gonna destroy it! (The Outer Gods gasped)
  • (Glossaryck): What? And, how are you going to do that?
  • (Star): I could... I could say the Whispering Spell, inside the Realm of Magic. (Chuckles) BEWWWWWWWM! It's the only way to stop Mina! (The vision portal showed her, Moon, Eclipsa, Meteora, and the ghosts of the previous queens doing it as they withered away the realm as the vision portal closed)
  • The Outer Gods looked in shock at Star's reckless actions against the Magic Realms.
  • Prosecutor: "..... Say what you want about your misguided aim to halt the cruel actions of another, Star Butterfly, it is nothing but a negated benefit, to the horrors Magic's near destruction had reaped."
  • The Viewing Portal showed instence of magic starting to fail in magic dependent worlds, magical forces nearly dying, chi not working as it should in Dreamworks China and other chi sensitive places, places like Kratos losing their powers and those with longivity nearly dying, The world of Foster's Home for Imaginary Friends exspeariencing a sick friend epidemic as Foster's was turned into a hospital ward.....
  • Star looked in shock of what destroying the magic realms had done.....
  • Prosecutor: "Fortunately, thanks to Thaumorpheus, even with his heavy heart of nearly losing the magic realm creatures, these unsightly images was the worst it gotten. At most, mortals and even inrealm gods are at least assumed that this was a temporary side-effect of the Great Cycle mess, or for non-center united universe dimentions, at the least are informed that it was a brief cosmic fluke. But the most aggreious of this, was the fact that doing so, lead, to this. (The Viewing Portal showed New Mewni as the Outer Gods gasped at it).... Lay your eyes if you can, on this, severe violation to the grand design. A merged realm placed into the central United Universes. A merging of realms not intended to be forged as they were. Conflicts of physical laws are the least of the concerns, as there is also the issue of this merged realm, being a magnet to deviants, and allowing them a step closer to move their ilk closer to our well nurtured dimentions, away from the neglected, yet-born or dead realms. And that's not even talking about the deformed Time Butterfly, that came from when the Time Butterflies of these realms fused onto the center United Universes' Time Butterfly, why, it looked like a deformed tumor! Uh, image evidence has been refraigned on Time Counciler request. It was THAT foul! So thank the Cosmic Powerians, (New Mewni was reversed back into seperate realms)...... This, was corrected."
  • Star grew angry at this reverseal of her progress.....
  • Prosecutor: "Now, the accused, will be allow some words to-"
  • Star: HOW COULD YOU?!? HOW COULD YOU TEAR OUR HOME BACK APART LIKE THAT?!? I BELONG WITH MARCO!!!
  • Prosecutor: (As deafening thunder and lightning struck around her) YOU WILL NOT SPEAK UNLESS SPOKEN TO, TERRORIST!!! (Calms down abit) Or at least wait for me to finish what I had to say, you disrespectful little-
  • Thaumorpheus: ORDER!!... (Sighs bitterly)..... Now then. Star Butterfly. How do you plead?
  • Star: Not guilty! It was the only way I could stop Mina Loveberry from destroying Mewni!
  • Prosecutor: Oh, is that correct? (Shows more view portals showing better outcomes of stopping Mina including asking Thaum to cut magic off either Mewni or the Solarian Army, asking the ghost of Solaria to undo the Solarian Army, and many others)...
  • Star: ".... Okay, rephrase: It was the thing I THOUGHT was the only way to stop Mina! I never said I was a genius here!"
  • Prosecutor: Confession of incompidence does not make these transgressions any less serious, nor less unforgiveable or any amount of it being pardonable. (Speaking outword to the Outer God Representives) The defendant was asked from her mother AND Eclipsa for better ways, but she refused to consider. (Shows another view portal)
  • (Eclipsa): Eclipsa: Wait, Star... (Stutters) What if we all go and fight Mina together? I mean, we've never done that before. Right, Moon?
  • (Moon): Yes. Three queens fighting for the good of Mewni.
  • (Star): No, mom. No. I know what I need to do. (The view ended as many of the Outer Gods groaned in frustration)
  • Prosecutor: I rest my case. Star Butterfly has even declined to consider better and safer alternatives.
  • Star: AW, COME ON, ARE YOU GOING TO SHOW EVERY PART OF THAT EVENT?! Look, Thaum, I NEVER meant for ANY of that to happen. I just had to defeat Mina!
  • Thaumorpheus: Is that why you were trying to deprave countless civilizations dependent on magic that would've suffered extinction or at the least socital crumble, because of a mundane exsample of magic's abuse?! I understand you wanted to prevent Loveberry from repeating a vicious cycle of hate caused by such, but that doesn't mean magic should've been exicuted and that other civilisations had to pay the price for one fool's hubris?! Magic is not to blame for what it's used for. It's the 'idiots' who use it. And though I do agree that Loveberry is the worse of two evils, your actions, were no less different then Mina's lust for ensured destruction of monsters! it is just an ugly extreme vs. another ugly extreme! I had seen magic used for WORST things, not just genoside! But ultamately, it's the idiot who was blamed for the cruelty, and the worse magic would usually suffers in reputation is heavy restrictions on a good day, a ban if severe enough?! BUT THIS?!...... I, had faith in that you would always make the good choices, Star. Mewstral and others were sure of it.... But you made it look as if that faith, was tragicly ill-placed. You allowed your mother's ill-choice to back Loveberry, to in turn betray us and the grand design, by threatening to destroy magic, because of an idiot's actions?! You dare be so foolish to blame such an important source of power for all of this side of the Multiverseal seas, as the reason for such hardship? Haven't you learned better than that? This is no better then Toffee's madness!
  • Star: I HELPED FIX THE REALM TO DEFEAT TOFFEE!!!!
  • Thaumorpheus: But it was still YOU who caused all of the damage in the first place! Repairing the damage, does not pardon your crime. Even then, there were still some parts I myself had to repair!
  • Star: FOR THE RECORD, IT WASN'T EASY!!! IT WAS THOUGHT TO BE DONE AT THE COST OF A FRIEND THAT I JUST FELL IN LOVE WITH!!! IF I GOT RID OF IT, I'D NEVER SEE HIM AGAIN, OR SO I THOUGHT!! HE'D JUST BE ON EARTH FOREVER, AND WE'D BOTH JUST BE CRYING OUT OUR HEARTS MISSING EACH OTHER!! BUT BY HAVING OUR DIMENSIONS UNITE, WE COULD BE TOGETHER AGAIN!!! WHY WOULD YOU JUST TAKE THAT ALL AWAY?!
  • Prosecutor: New Mewni was the result of unauthorized dimension merging, of which, tis against the laws of the Outer Gods. It's our solemn duty to erase unauthorized dimentional merges, even if you insignifigant inrealmers don't care for it! (Star was offended as Thaumorpheus was shocked at the prosecutor's brazen words!)
  • Star:... I CAN'T BELIEVE WHAT I JUST HEARD!!!!
  • Prosecutor: Laws are laws. You brought this upon yourself by committing a serious multiversal crime. Was the risk really worth taking? Removing magic won't end the bloodlust, Star Butterfly, there does exist worlds without strong traces of magic or magic-enfluenced places, that can still have inhabitence do horrorable things to eachother, even WITHOUT MAGIC?! It's typical mortal incompidence and hatred that's your real enemy, not magic?! It, like all good and bad things, was a slave to it?! YOU, WERE BASICLY TRYING TO KILL A SLAVE, BECAUSE IT'S MASTER, THE REAL SHORCE OF WOE, MADE IT DO SOMETHING YOU DIDN'T LIKED?! (Star realized her error)..... I trust that face means you realised the gravity of your actions.... Be thankful the great Thaumorpheus was able to perfectly, photographicly remember all details about the magic realm and effertlessly replaced it, as if you NEVER destroyed it?! THIS, EVERYONE, IS WHY MEWMANS ARE DANGEROUS AND MUST BE DESTROYED!!! Star Butterfly has committed an act no better than the King that built the Interdimensional Empire of Mewmans, or even the monster avatar she defeated with a spell that shouldn't exist. She has proven the one called Toffee, correct.
  • Star: "... ARE YOU SAYING IT WOULD'VE BEEN BETTER IF I JUST LET MINA WIN AND KILL OFF ALL MONSTERS AS MY MOM STEALS BACK THE THROWN FROM ECLIPSA?! ISN'T THAT ANY WORSE THAN WHEN YOU JUST DID AN UNFAIR ACT OF SEPARATING SO MANY FRIENDS AND FAMILIES FROM EACH OTHER ON NEW MEWNI?!"
  • Thaumorpheus: "Prosecutor, you have pushed her too hard! (To Star) By all means, Star, we are not saying it would've been better if evil had triumphed, and a vicious cycle had returned, far from it. What we are saying is that you should've just as easily slain Mina and snapped your mother out of these delusions, or at the least, go for any of what was deminstraighted from the Prosicutor's portals! And for the latter, you litterally had the spell that slain an Avatar of the Xzars, and you never figured to use that?"
  • Star: "ONE, I LEARNED THAT AFTER MY NIHILISTIC ACT!! SECOND, THAT WOULD'VE KILLED THE REAL MINA LOVEBERRY, NOT JUST THE THING SHE WASN'T?!"
  • Thaumorpheus: "Your compassion is understandable, but Mina is clearly doomed to be a mindless abomination existing only to destroy anything not of Mewman origin. Her relitive humanity is lost because of the magic experiments of Solaria. You had failed to learn that not every mortal can be given a redemption path so easily, even inspite of your interaction with Toffee."
  • Star: "..... Thaum, please, if it helps, I'm sorry about blaming magic for everything wrong, I'm sorry, I admit, that was stupid of me and dumb, it was DUMB DUMB-DUMB DUMBY MCDUMBDUMB OF ME?! Are you guys happy now?!"
  • Thaumorpheus: "..... (Sighs bitterly and sadly)...... I'm sorry, Star. But an apology doesn't redeem that you still nearly endangered balence. Our displeasure with you, is the least of your problems. You incured the All-Mother's attention, and forced her out of her vow of non-interventionalisum, just, to get rid, of you. You have made yourself, a threat, akin....... TO GLITICER?! (The Watching Outer Gods gasped at this)..... The last truely desistating enough force, that forced the All-Mother's attention. Balence, must, be maintained, Star, even if there are those that won't want Mewmanity's tragic story, to end the way it will have to."
  • Mewstral: "(She and the other Outer-Pals were there) OH GREAT ONE, PLEASE, FORGIVE STAR, SHE JUST TOOK HER MOTHER'S BETRAYAL TOO EXTREMELY?! If anyone has to be punished, punish Mina, she's the catalyst to why Star acted out?!"
  • Vonbon: "YEAH?! WASTE THE LOVEBERRY BITCH, IT'S HER FAULT ANYWAY?!"
  • Feartrick: "Mina is to blame for provoking Star into this! The Loveberry girl is to be the one punished?!'
  • Duster roared!
  • Thaumorpheus: "But Mina is not the one with the dangerious spell, now is she?! She wasn't the one, that attempted to destroy magic, and that of chi, super powers, and imagination, the sub-ciniaries of magic, and ruin, so many countless civilisations, because of typical mortal incompidence! Her crimes are limited to being attached to an ongoing genosideal attempt against monsters, though not equilly better by any means, it should've been met with another means, NOT THE DESTRUCTION OF MAGIC?! And I'm sorry you four, but you had lost your privilages of being pardoned as defects. I suggest you get a head-start before the Sleep Reapers get here. In fact, why defend her at all after this utter betrayal to balence, and trying to talk me out of this?"
  • Vonbon: "Fair's fair, you're, usually a chiller dude then this."
  • Thaumorpheus: "Even I, have limits, on how far I can be paient with the misdeeds of mortals. But Star's attempt at destroying my gift........ I figured Star was better then this....."
  • Mewstral: "Great One, please, at the very least just take away the nameless spell and destroy it, problem solved, right? It wasn't even created by Mewmans anyway!"
  • Thaumorpheus: "But there is a risk that it could be replicated, or given a worser successor, capable to destroy entire multiverses! Glories forbid something capable to harm Outer Gods!"
  • Vonbon: "Thaum, Star mostly did what she did because of-"
  • Thaumorpheus: "I want to ask that you do not try to use Mina Loveberry to justify STAR'S actions! You are not going to distract what this trial is really about!"
  • Prosecutor: Indeed. The Magical Elder is correct. We CANNOT blame the villain for the nihilism of the "hero" if they had a dangerious spell of questionable reasons for existence. Two wrongs don't make a right.
  • Star: STILL, I CREATED A NEW WORLD AND YOU TOOK THAT AWAY FROM ME!!!! IT'S NOT FAIR!!!
  • Prosecutor: Do you HONESTLY think we care about your stupid emotional mortal problems? People have lost friends and family for as long as the multiverses existed. Nobody here cares about you and your boyfriend being separated. You don't deserve him after the crime you committed.
  • Star: (Was hurt and then angered by those words)......
  • Thaumorpheus: "Prosecutor, please! (To Star sympathicly) Star, I may not be able to speak for all Outer Gods, but please know that there is at least a minority that does care, myself included. But you must understand that at the end of the day, the grand design does have to trump personal feelings. At least be assured that the Prosecution's words do not represent every Outer God."
  • Star:..... (Got angrier).... He was right about this...... I seriously wouldn't expect YOU to understand what it's like for mortals to deal with such cosmic dangers, because YOU LITERALLY CAN'T UNDERSTAND MORALITY, OR MORTALITY, FRANKLY!!! YOU ALL ARE JUST JUDGMENTAL MONSTERS THAT TREAT EVERYTHING AROUND YOU HOWEVER YOU WANT, AND NOTHING CAN STOP YOU!!
  • Mewstral and friends noticed that the Representive Outer Gods groaned offended!
  • Thaumorpheus: "Star, it is nothing personal nor anything intentionally malicious, it's just what we have to do to keep balence, it is just in the way the Grand Design has saw fit-"
  • Star: YA KNOW, YA KEEP SAYING IT'S NOTHING PERSONAL OR YA DIDN'T MEANT TO BE MEAN ABOUT IT, BUT IT'S JUST A SOFT BANDAID TO A PAINFUL WOUND YOU INFLICTED, LIKE WITH WHAT COMET TRIED TO DO WITH A PEACE TREATY INSPITE OF HER ORIGINAL PLAN TO JUST SURRENDER LAND BACK BECAUSE D'OUGHE TALKED HER INTO A TREATY?! YOU ALL HAVE NO RIGHT TO PROSECUTE ME AND TAKE AWAY MY PERFECT LIFE FOR DOING WHAT A MORTAL WOULD DO IN SUCH A HOPELESS SITUATION!!
  • Prosecutor: SILENCE!!!
  • Star: NO! YOU ALL HAVE A FALSE BELIEF OF PEACE!!! You Outer Gods are always the same. All you see, is hopelessness. Insignificance. How TINY, and unimportant we are, in the grand scheme of things, and how, INEVITABLY, we will be destroyed or consumed, or turned into mindless slaves by beings, that we can't even BEGIN to comprehend! Mortals like me are beyond al of that for a reason: HOPE. I believe there's always a solution. Always a way to defeat the forces of evil. But you guys, you... EMOTIONLESS FIGURES, YOU, THINGS, exist to tell us 'No, there's no way to beat things in the end', AND I WON'T STAND FOR IT!!! All the people we love, all the things we do in life, all the things that make life worth living... AND YOU CALL IT INSIGNIFICANT?! I HAVE NEVER FELT SO INSULTED FOR ALL OF MY OWN EXISTENTIAL WHIMS!!! WE ARE ALL IMPORTANT!!! EVERY MORTAL AROUND US, IS IMPORTANT!!! ME AND MARCO, ARE IMPORTANT!!!! I did what I did, because I was DESPERATE!! Desperation is a natural response to a mortal, and I felt that destroying magic was the only way to not only stop Mina, but stop other more powerful idiots worse than Toffee from abusing it!! I DID WHAT I FELT, WAS RIGHT!! Not meaning to sound like I didn't pay attention to the Magic Realm's importance, but, hey, Thaum, you literally managed to restore it like it NEVER got to that point, so, it's not like that the Magic Realms were destroyed FOREVER, you guys are litterally able to rebuild it like how the amish build barns!
  • Prosecutor: "How DARE you-!"
  • Thaumorpheus: "Prosecutor, please, she is already upset as it is! Your self-rightious rants CLEARLY only agrovate her?! (To Star) Be that as it may, Star, just because I was able to do so, that doesn't mean I didn't had sentimental value for what I had to replace! Just because realms are easy to replace to beings like me, it doesn't give mortals permission to WIPE THEM OUT OF EXISTENCE TO THEIR HEART'S CONTENT! Having great power is not an excuse to act as if the destruction of such realms is no big deal!"
  • Star: Maybe not, and perhaps I should've consulted with you about cutting off Magic from Mewni to depower Mina instead, but I still couldn't help coming to try and remove magic to begin with, cause I'm not exactly good with pressure?! Which makes me SO relieved I don't have to assend to being queen anymore, cause I clearly do not take alot after my mom! Because if someone more powerful than Toffee got their hands on such limitless power, or if someone was to become godly in power with it...... Then we'd be doomed, because there's nothing that we could do.
  • Thaumorpheus: "Star, if it helps, there will always be forces stronger then the kind you fear would harm your people, you already exspearienced that yourself. Life always finds a way to balence out it's neredowells in time. Like the prosecutor suggested, it would've been better for Mewni's future if Mina's life was forfited for that of the many, if not also you asking for my aid on temporarly disabling magic flow for Mewni for that purpose, but I diegress. Sometimes, maintaining balence requires sacrivices. And that, not every mortal being was meant to be redeemed."
  • Star: THAUM, THAT'S EXACTLY WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT?! This, always looking at things glass-half-empty thing you and the other Outers seem to have?! (Mewstral and her possie tried to jesture Star to stop, but Star wasn't aware of it) And this act of separating me from Marco, IS ALL I COULD STAND!!!! You act as if all mortals are doomed to destroy each other or always ruin everything in the end!
  • Prosecutor: "Well, that's because, SURPRISE SURPRISE, YA KINDA DO?!"
  • Thaumorpheus: "PROSECUTOR, WOULD YOU PLEASE NOT-"
  • Star: Are you really so down on how mortal socities function that you can't help but to feel like it's hopeless to do otherwise?! Does that give you the right to separate people from each other and successfully get away with it? (Still hadn't noticed her pleading outer god friends were begging her to stop!) And you know very well WHY Mewmans FEAR hopelessness: Because of you Outer Gods!
  • Mewstral and possie winced at that, as Thaum was hurt by the accusation, incrising the betrayal Star already did to him, as the present Outer Gods become angered and offended!
  • Thaumorpheus: "..... Star, please, apart from the Xzars, the rest of our community had no involvement in what Mewmans came to suffer, in fact, I myself was always a critic to these standerds! That's why I lived in the Magic Realms! Politics has always been so, distressing!"
  • Star: Saying you don't like it doesn't excuse that you did nothing to stop such things from happening.
  • Thaumorpheus: "I'm pretty much in the minority, Star, I couldn't help with it, Inter-Dimentional Empires or those too powerful for balence always end up ruining multiverses! I know these extremes are, despairing, but at the end, it's for the good of the Grand Design."
  • Star: And that's what I want to talk about?! Such a despair is very destructive, and I WON'T let that happen. If something, ANYTHING, Mortal, God, Demon, even Outer God, DARES threaten MY home in such a similar manner again, I'll be there to use whatever outerdimensional-destroying spell I got, slice it THROUGH THEIR CHESTS OR WHAT QUALIFIES AS A CHEST, SO I CAN SCREAM IN IT'S FACE OR WHATEVER QUALIFIES AS A FACE 'WE ARE IMPORTANT'!!!!
  • Mewstral and friends were horrorfived by that statement, as is an utterly betrayed and broken Thaum as the Outer God Representives began mutteringly angerly at Star's impudence!
  • Vonbon: "...... Oh my All-Mother......."
  • Star: EVERY, ONE OF US, IS IMPORTANT!!! Every one of us is important. And I will do anything in my power to save us all. I don't care how powerful you are because frankly, I shouldn't care anymore. If you can't understand why we are all important to you as much as you are to us, then maybe I'm convinced you don't need universes to operate, or dare I say with the likelihood of angering you too much, THAT YOU HAVE YOURSELVES TO BLAME FOR US MEWMANS BEING SO NIHILISTIC AND FOR ME WANTING TO DESTROY MAGIC!!! THAT MY ACTS, WERE ALL YOUR FAULT!!!
  • The Outer God Representives began to jeer and complain at these insults?!
  • Vonbon: "...... She killed us......"
  • Mewstral: "...... STAR?! YOU JUST THREATENED AND BLAMED THE ENTIRE OUTER GOD COMMUNITY FOR SOMETHING THE MERE ACTIONS OF A CRAZY PERSON?! YOU JUST MADE IT WORSE ON US ALL?! (Cries) MEWMANS ARE EVEN MORE DOOMED?!"
  • Star realised her fuck-up and winced.....
  • Star: "..... Duh, that is to say, I mainly meant that whole "Stab you" thing to an Outer God that WANTS to be a threat, I didn't meant to sound as if I really am that crazy, and, okay, maybe I was just getting alittle too passionate, I didn't really meant what I said! Hey, Thaum, back me up here, you always know me to be that ol' kidster, right Thaum? (Thaumorpheus looked away in betrayed sadness)........ Thaum?..... Thaum, I'm, I'm sorry, please don't take what I said too seriously, I'm practicly a stupid little kid, I was having another over-reaction, I mean, come on, Thaum, we're tighter then this!"
  • Thaumorpheus: "(ANGERED) IS THAT REALLY THE CASE, STAR BUTTERFLY?! If we were "Tight", YOU WOULDN'T'VE DESIDED TO DESTROY MY BELOVED REALM OF CREATION, JUST TO MAKE SOME GENOSIDEAL EXIDUS BE HALTED SHORT?! The magic realm, had creatures and life in it, of which, were like MY FRIENDS, MY LOVED ONES, AND MY CHILDREN?! (Star realised she really screwed the pooch on this one) EVEN AS AN OUTER GOD, IT WAS NOT EASY SAVING THOSE CREATURES FROM YOUR, TIRADE?! They, did NOTHING to you! You were basicly trying to destroy THEM, because you were throwing a fit against magic being abused?! AND NOW, YOU BLAMED THE OUTER GODS, THAT WORKED TIRELESSLY TO EVEN ALLOW YOUR EXISTENCES TO BE SHAPED, WITH NO THANKS IN RETURN, AND TO KEEP MULTIVERSES SAFE FROM RISKS THAT WOULD DISTRUPT BALENCE AND LEAD TO CHOAS WORSE THEN WHAT MEWMANITY DID TO MOSNTER KIND, FOR SOMETHING THAT, AT THE END OF THE DAY, IS THE ACTIONS, OF ANOTHER MEWMAN BRAT?! WE DID NOT ASKED MINA LOVEBERRY TO DO WHAT SHE DID?! SHE DID THAT BY HERSELF?! SHE WAS YOUR ENEMY, NOT US?!.... At least, not before this trial......."
  • Star: ".... Thaum, I'm..... I'm sorry..... I was just so angry about the unscrambling taking Marco away from me, I didn't meant to, I never realised, I...... It's just, you Outer Gods are typically more better off then us, and-"
  • Thaumorpheus: "AND THERE IT IS, THE TYPICAL MORTAL STERIOTYPE OF THE COSMIC FORCES HAVING IT BETTER THEN YOU MORTALS BECAUSE OF OUR PERFECTION?! Star, this perfection, this immortal, never-ending way of existence, has a price?! And it's price, is that we exist, to allow you mortals and inrealm gods to exist, SIMPLY BECAUSE?! Because we want to see, how your socities will shape themselves and morph their own destines, SOMETHING WE ACTSELLY ENVIED OF YOU MORTALS, BY THE WAY?! We eturnally exist to serve the grand design, with no exceptions, or face the Hyberation Realm?! Where Outer Gods, can never WAKE UP?! Our existence, is actselly sad, miserable, and tireless?! Rarely, are we even acknowledged in the Multiverses we tend to?! But, we embraced this, and why? Because, your socities can become viberent and beautiful, and worth the thankless effert. Allowing your races and spieces to thrive and become the greatest you can potaintionally be, and do right with others, under the teaching guise of inrealm gods, even if they are not always directly referenced or their teachings done incorrectly, to ultamatelty practice your freedoms of shaping your own destines, even if it's not always something we would've choose if things were different. And the one thing that could ruin that, are inter-dimentional empires. They want to control the destines of everything, and destroy everything they touch, and such beings, typically talk, just, like, what you had said, Star. Harsh as our methods are, we do what you deemed, "Vicious Cycles", because it is ultamately to protect those socities from ensured destruction?! As is, WITH THE GRAND DESIGN?! Something of which, you mindlesly, heartlessly, THREATENED!?"
  • Star: "..... Whoopsies?"
  • Mewstral face-book-plammed in sheer agony as Feartrick faceplamed with Vonbon as Duster puts his hands on his head like an embarrissed dog as the Outer God Representives groaned extra mad at this!
  • Thaumorpheus: "Whoopsies?! THAT'S YOUR RESPONSE?!"
  • Star: "I, I was trying to get you guys to reflect about what you always do, I-"
  • Prosecutor: "ALL YOU SUCCEEDED IN, WAS REMINDED THE XZARS OF THE DANGER YOU POSED?! THUS, THE XZARS WILL HAVE TO ASSIGN A MORE MERCILESS ONE ONTO MEWMANITY, TO GET IT DONE RIGHT THIS TIME?! On top of it, other Outer Gods will have to get involved as well to prevent Mewmanity from escaping so easily or having any other powerful dependers, so this time, THE XZARS WILL GET IT RIGHT?! I DARE YOU TO TRY AND STAB ALL OF THEM INTO THE "CHEST" AS IT WERE?!"
  • Thaumorpheus: "And for the Grand Deisgn, this will be allowed."
  • The Outer God Representives Hazzahed to that!
  • Star: "Thaum, wait, wait, I'm sorry about everything?! I promise, I'll have a more sympathic outlook on you guys and respect what you guys do! I'm sorry if what I said made ya think about Inter-Dimentional Empires, I say alot of stupid things when I'm angry! Look, how's about, I give up the nameless spell and it's book for you guys to destroy, and then we'll go our seperate ways and never be mad at eachother again?! I'll be nicer this time, I promsie!"
  • Thaumorpheus: "I'm sorry, but, on sheer princple and my duty as an outer god, I cannot pardon this, Star. Mewmanity has lost the favor of the Outer Gods for this threat to balence. You, will be presented to the All-Mother herself, to reverse your creation, to never appear again in a Multiverseal Rebirth. I'm sorry it had to end like this."
  • ???: "Well I'm sorry too, Thaum! (Marco appeared from nowhere and grabbed Star) Cause Star is SO not gonna go down like that! And she's right! NOBODY separates me from my girlfriend!!! NOBODY!!! (He vanished with Star)"
  • The Outer God Representives gasped at that!
  • Mewstral: "Uh.... (Does an Outer God Salute) Apologies, great creator. (She and the possie ran off retreating!)"
  • Thaumortpheus: "...... (Sighs)..... They're just going to make it worse on themselves....."

Thaumorpheus' room.

  • Amoral One Citidel Leader: "Worry not, Thaumorpheus. You will be assured that the Outer Gods will keep their eyes open for Star Butterfly. She will not get far. (Leaves)."
  • Thaumorpheus: (Sighs), So, as such, a more firm Xexaxez will be assigned against mewmans, and as soon as they're gone, Star will be next..... So much for this ending peacefully. I only hope that at least this will be the end of this mess..... Though, I was really hoping Star could've inspired even a limited form of change with the Outer Gods..... Now, that's never happening.
  • ???: I wouldn't be so sure.
  • Thaumorpheus:... (Gasps to see a giant golden orb with banner-like wings and murals)... It's you! The All-Mother! (Bows) What is thy pleasure?
  • All-Mother: I want to say that my reasoning for attending to Mewni matters has changed. I have seen Star Butterfly's trial. I heard everything she expressed about us... I haven't seen such a mortal with such courage and spirit in about a centillion years. I never thought it was possible after such a long time, but it's happened. I found a mortal... With 0-Bravery.
  • Thaumorpheus:... Pretty sure she's got bravery to the core.
  • All-Mother: You mis-understood, dear.... I mean, a mortal with bravery at an unreachable level. Level 0, if you will. Unlike the rest of you, I listened to Star's speech and was impressed. Not saying that she couldn't have stood to use abit more cauton with her words, but she did spoke from her heart, though I agree she could've also benefited from speaking also with her mind. It's unrealistically rare that a mortal can say such prompting words to a being that could kill them thousands of times over. And as inconsiderate as she was... It's true that the destruction of one's own dimension causes one to fear hopelessness. It's happened as long as Xexaxez' existed. Star has dealt with the Xzars too many times, nevermind our lack of reigning the Xzars to do things in more, proper ways, that I believe she's starting to develop PTXRSD.
  • Thaumorpheus: Really? But she took on the Avatar of the previously assigned Xexaxez and won by using the classic 'Outer God Challenger Method'. One victory doesn't exactly count.
  • All-Mother: Yes, but remember how it comes and how it works. Star experienced the fear and power of the Xexaxez many times and viewing it is enough. She has times she feels she's dangerous to her friends and herself, even her recently-earned boyfriend. Phase 1 is quite common for Star because her mood is all over the place. Phase 2 is common for this crime in general. She made costly mistakes dozens of times. Phase 3 she nails just as well. She is in love now, too, but because this love is shared, it has no consequences. Star Butterfly is indeed suffering PTXRSD. And she's likely hiding somewhere unsure of what to do. Hence why, if anyone is going to seek out the girl, let it be some one my caliber.
  • Thaumorpheus: "Not, meaning to doubt you, All-Mother, but, your great size outsizes the multiverses, you-"
  • All-Mother: "Well, let me fit into something more, manuverable, then! (Flashes into a blinding light as the All-Mother turned into an unrekitneseable force)..."
  • Thaumorpheus: Should I call off everything then?
  • All-Mother: (Silllutted form) Oh nonononono, not at all. I don't want the other of my children and grand children be made uncomfirtable of my involvement, nor do I want to rid Star of the challnage of their tempermental antics, too soon. Not only does the one called Star Butterfly learns best on her own... But this is the first time I've had fun physically in 100 centillion years. Glad to be back in this form outside of my innerverse after so long... Just... Make sure the replacement Xexaxez assigned to Mewmanity doesn't make too much trouble. I want to make meeting the first 0-Bravery Mortal in this long, one to actually remember. Besides, it's only a matter of time before she discovers who the one she calls 'Glossaryck' truly is.
  • Thaumorpheus: "As you wish, All-Mother."

Elsewhere.

  • The Prosicutor was seen with the Xzar Prince.
  • Xzar Prince: "Consider it an honor to be the one designated to seek out the Mewmans, Xorbin. After what happened with the Avatar, no other Xzar is so confident and brave to seek her out. Not even Xzor the Brave or Xmanman the Confident. And they fought and survived Outer Drinkers and Hawk Wasps. Hell, Xzor slain and Hybernation Realm'd a Destriod that one time! So you know this Star Butterfly brat must be SOME concern if even THEY aren't so brave or confident to seek HER out in repalcing Xlazzon!"
  • Xorbin: "It is only my honor, Good Prince. I promise to be FAR more absolute then Xlazzon."
  • Xzar Prince: "(Hoity Toity scoff), See that you do, Xorbin. I expect nothing less from litterally the offspring of litterally one of my father's best Xzars himself. In fact, just to be safe, be sure to quantomly abosrb Star first and foremost before you even START with the Mewmans! We can't risk another screw-up like Xlazzon! After all, the All-Mother is making herself invovled this time around! Do you understand? Her word will ALWAYS be law! Even if it's the most questionable of decidions! And you and I both know that she may not always be so absolute like all of her children and grandchildren! Why, I even worry she may have different plans for that little Butterfly brat! Worse case scenario, she could declare the little Mewman as a Zero-brave!"
  • Xorbin: "My good prince, we all know that 0-Braves are a myth! Even the All-Mother knows this! The best inrealmers can atthive is 1-Brave, 2-Brave at the barest minimum. Besides, it's been said that she saw the damage of the Magic Realms herself. Even with her ever-lasting sense of forgiveness, she would not pardon Star Butterfly of these actions."
  • Xzar Prince: "Ahh yes, very reassuring. She would not dare betray the sadden feelings of that Emotion Highs-riddled crybaby sham of an Amoral One Creator to be granted the title of the fabled 0-Brave unless there's the off chance the wimpering dolt actselly FORGAVE her! And I believe this too severe for even a soft-heart like HIM to ever forgive! (Flies off with whalemoans)....."
  • Xorbin: ".... (Quietly) If it's alright with you, my prince.... I would rather not have your blissful ignorence and not take any chances. I need to get to Star Butterfly, first, before the All-Mother would do what I think, I KNOW, she's going to do! (Xird and Xoldiers form around him, along with a feminate X-Fate) This, you can count on, my prince."

Chapter 2: Glossaryck's True Story/To The Gamblers Dimension

Tavern on the Edge of the Multiverse

  • Star:... MARCO!! (The two spin-hugged) I thought I'd never see you again!
  • Marco: Me too. (The two kiss) With magic back, the Magic High Commission and Glossaryck have returned... Regardless if they were different than what we expected. I got my dimensional scissors back in working order.
  • Star:... How did you know where I was?
  • Marco: I got some... Infinite help from the Infinity Librarians. Or rather, the MHC who has ties with them, apparently. (Hugs her) I'm so glad we can stay together forever.
  • Star: Yeah, after all the trouble I gone through... But now I'm a felon on the run.... It's official now... I hate Outer Gods! They're heartless jerks who do whatever they want at the expense of the mortals they ruin! As soon as this is done, I will NEVER leave New Mewni AGAIN! Dimensional travel is nothing but trouble!
  • Pony Head: Oh, c'mon, girl, we used to be wanted in several dimensions. Getting in trouble is what we do.
  • Star: Yeah, but.... This time, I pulled one of the biggest crimes in the multiverse, AND actually insulted them because they said I don't deserve Marco!
  • Omnitraxus: "Well tecnecally from what we saw in my christail ball, it was mostly the prosicutor Xzar that was-"
  • Star: YEAH, BUT APART FROM THAUM, THE OTHER OUTER GODS DIDN'T TRY TO EVEN MINORLY STOP HIM?! So they either agree with him, or are just too apahathic to care?!
  • Hekapoo: "Likely the latter. These are Outer Gods we're talking abou-"
  • Star: BESIDES THE POINT?! Nobody, no matter how powerful they are, TALKS TO ME LIKE THAT!!!
  • Pony Head:... Well when ya put it like that, yeah, you'd be gunned down more often. Sorry, B-Fly.
  • Star: (Sighs and lays on the pool table)... What are we going to do? It's only been a few moments from the trial, and already I'm tired of running from these abominations!
  • Marco: Yep, I agree. Outer Gods are angry that you tried to destroy magic because you blamed it for the stupidity of Mewni prejudice and betrayal, bad enough to the point that even though Thaumorpheus understood you were a victim of rage, he can't help us out of principle that it would disrespect the Outer Gods for him to be a victim defending his assulters and being declared Stockholmed, not helping that you basicly ranted at him as he looked as if he was really betrayed by that, and now we're wanted multiversal fugitives. And ALL because (Angerly points to Moon) YOU decided you wanted to take that Sailor Moon doppelganger seriously so you could take back the kingdom!! Seriously!! You trusted a warrior that was bananas and hated monsters to lead your unstoppable army! What DID YOU THINK WAS GOING TO HAPPEN?!
  • Moon: "Well, I-"
  • Star: And I took it too far and now we're wanted! I can't live a life running! I found true love now. Marco is the boyfriend I truly wanted. Now... How long can that last? Seriously, Mom, again, you gave Mina an unstoppable army with swords that can kill monsters! OF COURSE SHE WAS GOING TO BETRAY YOU!!!
  • Moon: Look, sweetie, I-
  • Star: NO, SAVE IT!!! I went through so much. I hate Outer Gods and I want our home FREE of them once and for all! And I have one person to turn to for that... Glossaryck. Mr. Magic himself. Tell us, Glossy, how much have you known about this? How much have you lied about it? And how do we stop those stupid Outer Gods?
  • Marco: Yeah. I think we're owed an explanation.
  • Glossaryck: Star, please, I am only a magic book guide, I would never-
  • Eclipsa: Glossaryck, in light of what the Cosmic Powerians have mentioned about you, be warned that your true appearence is under heavy question now. Your words are no longer as credible as the words of your assigned book! You certainly didn't tell us about how much the dimension-merging has put us all under heavy scrutiny from the Outer Gods.
  • Glossaryck: If it helps, you were orginally gonna be let off the hook had it not been for Star's, unceremonious temper-tantrum and having DARED to threaten the multiverse's source of magic. The Outer Gods would've left you alone perfectly otherwise, IF YOU HAD NOT REAFFIRMED THEIR FEARS OF MEWMANS BEING A THREAT TO THE GRAND DESIGN, LIKE IDIOTS!
  • Star: LOOK WHO'S TALKING!! YOU SAID WE MADE THE RIGHT CHOICE DESTROYING MAGIC, BUT, OH WAIT, WE WERE ACTUALLY DESTROYING MAGIC FOR EVERYONE!! AND I MEAN, EVERYONE!!! AND YOU NEVER TOLD US!!! HAVE YOU GONE INSANE, BECAUSE YOU'RE NOT EXACTLY SOUNDING TRUSTWORTHY NOR CONSISTENT!!!!
  • Glossaryck: Well if I had reason to believe that the Magic Realms' destruction was in any way more permanent, I would've been MORE than willing to protest! But I knew it wouldn't be so! With Thaumorpheus in mind, he'd work on restoring the Magic Realms quickly enough that it would be like nothing happened to it even if you hadn't given him that boost. And even then, the multiverse had plently of Mana Reserves that, with careful restrictions, will keep the realms calm and stable until the Magic Realms were restored.
  • Lubo: "But what about what happened with the Lodgers' universe and something about a Setaboth who-"
  • Glossaryck: "AGAIN, when the Magic Realms gets restored, people will have magic again as the drained reverses will be resurged. Also, that part is mostly irrelivent, and even then, the Mana Star fixed that!"
  • Eclipsa: "Well, back on topic then. Even so about what you say about Thaum, the Outer Gods made it clear that just because the Magic Realms was easy to replace, doesn't mean the act of making them replace it to begin with was appreciated! And poor Thaum especially is out of his mind! He's suffering an extreme cause of Emotion Highs, erm, it's when an Outer God exspearience non-Amorality traits, by the by. Because of him showing interest to interact with mortal kind and showing genuine empathy, the Magic Realms' initial destruction has beyond broken him. It was immeasurebly lucky the Cosmic Powerians have kept him calm enough that he avoids succombing to that High and lose sight of himself! So it still begs the question, why have you neglected to inform us that the Outer Gods would have issues with this?!"
  • Glossaryck: Remember Xavian? And how he made some of you do bad things and what he did to Toffee? Him being at Mewni was a sign that everything I was doing was at risk of being exposed. So, I, was forced to jumpstart my carefully crafted plans and make New Mewni happen. That way, as predicted, I would've figured that Star would be able to take down Xavian and Toffee when the Xzars come forth.... I, confess that, I underestimated the Cosmic Powerians and their greater connection to the cosmic flow.
  • Hekapoo: "AS THEY HAD PROVEN?!"
  • Glossaryck: And because of it, the Outer Gods stayed in track on getting answers as opposed to it ending with Xavian and Xlazzon. I was hoping they would be won over by New Mewni's beauty and prosperity.... Guess I didn't figure the method of it's existence could've tainted it's beauty to them.
  • Tom: "Probuly didn't help that dimension-merging's SUPER UNAUTHORIZED!! AND ADDED TO THE FACT THAT IT GOT THAT WAY BECAUSE OF THE MAGIC REALMS BEING TRASHED!! WAY TO NOT PLAN FOR BAD ASSOCIATION, GLOSSY!!"
  • Glossaryck: Regardless, we can still figure this out. I can be able to appease to Thaumorpheus and his better nature, but we would need to find Mewstral and her troupe, Star, they could be our greatest shot, because life always finds a wa-
  • Star: NO! WE'RE DONE!! THE RIDDLES, THE CRYPTIC MESSAGES, THE OPTIMISTIC HOPE AND FAITH FOR THE FUTURE YOU SEE A FOOT IN FRONT OF YOU, WE'RE PAST ALL THAT!! I want to know why you're not telling us everything! I want to know why these things care too much about us!! WE'VE LONG PROVEN WE'RE WORTH STAYING AND THAT'S NOT ENOUGH FOR THEM!!!! WHY ARE WE SO IMPORTANT TO THEM?!
  • Glossaryck:..... Star, we have been over this. Some things are not meant to be known.
  • Star: Stop trying to excuse yourself with logic, Glossaryck!!
  • Glossaryck: It's no excuse. It's simply the truth. Now, again, if we can appeal to Thaumorpheus' better nature, he can vouch for you all to the All-Mother and explain that it was just you having a bad temper-tantrum and that you're VERY, VERY, VERY-VERY-VERY, VERY, SORRY! Even at her angriest, the All-Mother can be reasonable, just, give her the impression you're not the danger she came to view you as, and then, only then, would we be able to-
  • Hekapoo: NO OFFENSE, GLOSS, BUT I THINK THE ALL-MOTHER MIGHT BE TOO DEAD CONVINCED ABOUT MEWMANS BEING DANGEROUS AT THIS POINT!!! Also, speaking of the subject of your bad secret-keeping habits, YOU DON'T SHARE EVERYTHING WITH US EITHER!! We lied about monsters and committed heartless acts!!! As the creator of the Magic High Commission, you are responsible for it. For us. For Mewni.
  • Glossaryck: I'm not ignorant to this, it's just..... Sometimes, the fates, can be fickle, and we can't always help it. The least we could do is amend the wounds and move on into a better future. I promise that once the All-Mother gets pacified, we can move on into a better future and-
  • Pony Head: BETTER FUTURE?! Glossy, you got no right to decide OUR future after omitting so much crap from us, got us in this mess!
  • Glossaryck: "I wasn't saying it like that, I was saying that-"
  • Moon: Perhaps it's not precisely the words you're trying to say, but Pony Head still makes an accurate point! As of now, you are relieved of your right to tell ANYONE what to do! I thought you were just being quite odd, but it's obviously just an act. How could you be so dishonest with us?!
  • Glossaryck: Because telling you would endanger you more. This was simply to protect you. It's kinda the reason why they say "Ignorence is bliss". And like I was saying before, even I can't always help with fate's fickleness. By all means, all that death was not part of the plan, but.... It wasn't exactly something to be helped as well. At the very least, I had tried to reduce that death as much as possible. And at the very least, things had worked out in the end.
  • Marco: So Quirky deserved to die by a Solarian Sword because of that?!
  • Glossaryck: "DUH-WHA?! I, I didn't meant it like that! Look, I know many resserection spells, we can get all the fallen back and-"
  • Moon: Trying to fix everything with spells like nothing happened? I expected better from you! That's what made Star destroy magic in the first place!
  • Glossaryck: "Okay, what is this, Interrupt Glossaryck Day? I am litterally offering exceptions to the rules so to better prove that my aims are earnest!"
  • Moon: Tch, "earnest" you say? I don't think you understand how serious this is, Glossaryck. We are wanted because Star committed an act of multiversal terrorism! And you're the one who made the steps to her act by not telling us the Realm of Magic was the source of all magic in the multiverse.
  • Glossaryck: "Well again-"
  • Moon: THE ASSURANCE THAT THAUMORPHEUS WOULD RESTORE IT ASIDE, GLOSSARYCK?! Why are you acting so... Like them? (Glossaryck was offended by that and lost his bubbly cool as he started to shed tears with rage, which forces Glossaryck to pimp-slap Moon in tandrum-like anger) OH!......... Glossaryck!!
  • Eclipsa: "Moon, what is it with you and always bringing the worse in people by just SIMPLY pushing their buttons? You even do it to your own daughter for glories' sake! Upsetting him will only make him even MORE unwilling!"
  • Moon:.... Perhaps that was too brash to compare him to the Outer Gods. But still, Glossaryck, it does not deter our curiosity, if not just raise more questions than answers on WHY you reacted like that! No more secrets, Glossaryck! Why are you putting us in danger-
  • Glossaryck: DO YOU THINK THE ORIGINAL MEWMAN DIMENSION WAS THE FIRST?! (Everyone was shocked)... (Starts doing some breathing exercises to calm himself down).... That your world was the first to suffer such a similar fate? Why do you think this tavern exists? It can't be because the edges of the multiverse has vibrant tourism, that's for sure! People here have lost their own dimensions. To tyrants. No-win situations. The Xexaxez. Or just a general misfired or harshly acted hand of fate.... You must understand that all I do is backed by experience. I have reasons for the things I do and the secrets I keep.
  • Ludo: Can you hear yourself, you little blue imp? Everything you do is just, nonsensical, and this is a new level of it! So much chaos, for a reason that will FOREVER REMAIN A MYSTERY?!
  • Buff Frog: Yes, and frankly, I will not have it!
  • Star: NONE of us will! Every single thing that happened to Mewni, is all your fault! I ALMOST LOST MARCO BECAUSE OF THOSE HORRIBLE OUTER GODS, AND I WANT THEM OUT OF OUR LIVES FOREVER SO THEY CAN DO MORE IMPORTANT THINGS!!! I WANT NEW MEWNI FREE OF THEM, PERIOD!! SO FOR THE LAST TIME, NO MORE DODGING THE SUBJECT OR TRYING TO DISTRACT US WITH YOUR USUAL WEIRD JARGONS, GLOSSARYCK!! We want answers, AND WE WANT THEM NOW!!!
  • Glossaryck: "... (Sighs after exhaling the initial stress out) If you insist. But I think a picture is worth a thousand words. (Glossaryck was swallowed by cosmic energy that glowed around him as the group began backing up, as the glow faded, reveling a being simular to an Infinity Libarian, with the guide book of spells being his book head, albeit it changed drasticly to the cover being the color of his form's skin and his head gem on it, but he is also with giant feather quill arms and a robe simular to Glossaryck's usual outfit)..... I really, didn't wanted it to come to this moment."
  • Ludo: "..... Holy freaking s***, you're an Outer God."
  • Eclipsa: "..... Glossaryck, you're..... An Infinitary?"
  • "Glossaryck": "..... My name isn't exactly "Glossaryck"....... It's Glossiary. I, was Mewstral's assisent when she was assigned to the old Mewman Dimension, her head assistent at that..... She loved you all with all her heart, and her compassion touched me greatly..... BUT THEN THAT IDIOTIC BUFFOON THAT WAS THE OLD MEWMAN KING HAD TO GO AND RUINED IT BY HAVING MEWMANITY CONGURE ALL OF THE OLD DIMENTION?! THAT IDIOT HAD TO GO AND WANT TO ESTABLISH AN INTER-DIMENTIONAL EMPIRE AND CONGURE ENTIRE INNOSENT REALMS THAT COULD'VE DONE A BAJILLIAN MEWPENDENCE DAYS TO ALL OF IT'S CREATURES?! And, as we know, outer gods view that sort'of thing like it's a plauge, which personally, is rightfully so?! But what I can't condone was HOW they wanted to stop that kind of infection. I could not help but to be very critical to their lifesytiles of using the same over-kill solutions to problems that may not nessersarly be the same as the last."
  • Hekapoo: "Ugh, alchourse it all goes back to the Outer Gods' hate boners for groups that atthived maximum control in their native dimensions and universes."
  • Glossiary: "Fair's fair, Inter-Dimentional Empires reap unspeakable choas and misery onto the rest of the Multiverseal Oceans if it is not quelled. In worser cases, that same force could start targeting the Outer Gods, even forces like the All Mother if applicable. By no means, you do not have to like the madness, but, at least understand the method behind it. It's all only a matter of preserving the Grand Design, as taught to all Outer Gods by afforementioned All Mother. To keep balence. What I tried to atthive with New Mewni, was offering a new solution to near simular problems: To teach mortals to be better then any misguided or dark ambition to control everything and to live in harmony. That way, it would inspire the other Outer Gods, even the All-Mother, to see that better methods can exist, and that exicutions don't have to be a first opition to every concerning defeluptment."
  • Marco: "So, since you said the All-Mother taught the outer gods about that "Grand Design" bro-ha-ha, that would mean the All-Mother's against Inter-Dimentional Empires too, right?"
  • Glossiary: "As an arbitor of balence, she has to. It's often nothing personal to inrealmer ambitions, but, balence has to trump that everytime, or otherwise the Multiverse will become a wild west of a mess! As such, the All-Mother requires her children and grand children to ensure this balence in any shape and form. And that no dimention is made an exception. Even if it's places like the Mew Dimention...."
  • Marco: "Then..... The All-Mother assentually asked for Mewmanity's destruction, BECAUSE of the Old King wanting to have Mewmanity spread across the Multiverse?"
  • Glossiary: "THAT IS A GROSS MISSTATEMENT?! She didn't asked for Mewmans to be destroyed! She requested her children and grand children in the other Outer Gods to quell the making of an Inter-Dimentional Empire! THE REAL PROBLEM IS THAT SHE WAS VAGUE ON IT AND DIDN'T OFFER ANY SERIOUS RESTRICTIONS?! So.... THAT'S WHY THE XEXAXEZ GOT INVOLVED, PERIOD?!"
  • Buff Frog: ".... Why, didn't she quelled that empire herself, or had aided them to do it better then how the forbidden ones did?"
  • Glossiary: "By all means, the All-Mother is benevolent as they come, but, she's STRONGLY non-interventionalist in terms of her political power. She doesn't want to come off as too demanding to her children and grand children, and thus, just lets them do what they deemed approbeate at the time. Henche why I tried to change on how the other Outer Gods do such things."
  • Eclipsa: "But judging on how they referenced that she was stirred by what Star did, clearly she has exceptions."
  • Glossiary: "Correct. She only ever gets involved if it's an absolute must. And unfotunately, THREATENING THE EXISTENCE OF AN ALL IMPOURENT REALM BECAUSE OF BITTERNESS TORWORDS MAGIC, COUNTS AS AN ABSOLUTE MUST, ESPEICALLY SINCE PRIOR BEFORE IT, YOU MADE THE XEXAXEZ ASSIGNED TO YOU SWORE OFF MESSING WITH MEWMANS?!"
  • Ludo: "Tch, you said you wanted the All-Mom's attention, so-"
  • Glossiary: "The intention may had been to get the All-Mother's all glorious attention, BUT NOT EXACTLY LIKE THIS?! It was suppose to be that you coherse your mother and that idiot peasent girl to stop what they were doing and to truely began the path to make peace with Monsters, that way, the All-Mother would've acknowledged the good I had done in showing compassion to mortals, there by teaching them how NOT to forge Inter-Dimentional empires and end the need for counter-productive standerds and vicious cycles! I only ended up going along with what you did otherwise because, well, I was adapting to fate's fickleness again."
  • Esclipa: ".... I see. So in respondse to poor Mewstral's sadness to what became of the original dimention, you, and most assumingly your kin, took the forms you took to pretend to be magic spell book guides in being meant to try and prove an exsample of your theory?"
  • Glossiary: "Well, the forms are of Bluonks actselly, they were a really fasinating culture of tiny blue monk people, where- (Ahems to stop himself apawn seeing that the group were looking abit annoyed), Sorry, that was too irrelivent.... Listen, I know these revelations are undesireable, but, I, I assure you that it was meant to be for the greater good...."
  • Buff Frog: "..... So you artifically created conflict between our people, in meant to create solutions to artifical problems?"
  • Glossiary: "Well, not, intentionally, mind you, I just, adapted to what happened and worked with it."
  • Janna: "Ya mean you were making it up as you went along? That when the conflict between Monsters and Mewmans happened, you used that to stage a masterplan?"
  • Glossiary: "Uh, well, it's not a, wrong statement, but you worded it in a way that makes it sound bad, duh, that is to say that by all means, I had meant for the conflict to end differently, it's just, snags like Toffee happened and-"
  • Moon: "So you're saying you lost control of a conflict you were artifically facilitating and those of Asper's and Seth's caliber ended up complicating things for you?"
  • Glossiary: "If it helps, I, I did help Star to become the hero the conflict needed, and peace was atthived. I know this whole thing wasn't, exicuted better then I hope, but, it turned out great all the same-"
  • Marco: "MINUS THE LIVES THAT WERE LOST, DUDE?! I HATE TO SOUND LIKE I'M AGREEING WITH THOSE OTHER OUTER GODS, BUT, NEW MEWNI IS PRETTY MUCH A TINY BENEFIT TO THE SUFFERING THAT CAME BEFORE AND AFTER IT?! ARE YOU SCREWED UP IN THE HEAD!?"
  • Glossiary: "(Wimpers abit as he struggled to hold back a sob)..... Please, I meant no malice in all of this, it's just, in order for the lessons to work, there has to be reasons for their existence. Every hero's journey needs a driving force for existence, a shorce of conflict, like, a villain if you will.... And Asper..... He was the perfect villain...... Now, by all means, I HATED THAT MAN WITH ALL MY HEART, AND NONE OF MY KIN LIKED HIM, ESPEICALLY NOT MY SISTER?!.... But..... He was the perfect bedrock for the shorce of the conflict I wanted Mewmans to overcome to prove how compassion can quell Inter-dimentional Empires. He was perfect so it would lead to contarians, who will offer compassion and empathy..... Like you, Star. You taught me how to move beyond amorality. My kin were able to learn compassion and understanding, and in term, it would allow for us to re-teach it into Mewmans and Monsters alike. It would then lead to the removal of the catalists of hate that was Asper and Seth, and Toffee by circumstanceal extention, and would get mewmans and monsters to know eachother better.... Alcourse, it, was awkword, clumsy, and took awhile, but, I just about had it...... THEN THE IDIOT PEASENT GIRL RUINED IT BY BRINGING BACK THE SOLARIANS?! Then, it ended up causing Star to throw a severe hissy threat, and threatened the Magic Realm. I mean, thank goodness for Thaum being able to keep the all impourent shorce of all magic from TRUELY dying out, but it doesn't save my expeariment from being, A COLOSSAL FAILURE?!"
  • Ludo: "IS THAT WHAT THIS WAS ALL ABOUT!? A CHEAP EXSPEARIMENT?!"
  • Glossiary: "Duh-uh, I didn't meant it like that! Poor choice of words, I know. If it helps, apart from the snags, it did went smoothly, it just could've used a better concludsion, I-..... (Gives out a stressed sigh when it was noticed that the stern stares of the others were unrelenting)..... Please, I had fairly warned you all that some things were better off unknown. Now, I won't pretend that perhaps what I attempted to do, could've been exicuted better, I acknowledge this. But, I ensure you, I, I had the best of intentions from all of it."
  • Eclipsa: "True, but the road to hell is ALWAYS paved on the path of Good Intentions, and you only caused more harm then any perchived good, legitiment or otherwise."
  • Hekapoo: "Also, YOU NEVER SAID YOU WERE AN OUTER GOD?!"
  • Glossiary: "Would it, make it worse that, you're also Infinitaries, my children? (The commission was shocked)...... On the subject of that, your names are actually Kronor (Points to Omnitraxus), Phystal (Points to Rhombulus), and Dimenopia (Points to Hekapoo), to save time on any asking...."
  • Hekapoo (Dimenopia):... You know, I know I should be extra mad at you, but, I actually like that name WAY better than one that sounds like a combo of obscene words.
  • Rhomblus (Phystal): I like Rhombulus better.
  • Marco: "Saetha once told me that your other name shares the same name of a planet from the AUU."
  • Phystal:... Seriously?
  • Omnitraxus (Kronor): It's actually a carbon planet. A planet that's basically a hotspot for diamonds.
  • Dimenopia: Still, why didn't you tell us, DADDY, if we should actually call you that?!?
  • Glossiary: "I'm sorry, but, I was hoping you guys would figure it out yourselves. I mean, why else did you four had never encountered those like you? You were actually baby Infinitaries I took from the nursery and re-shaped into the form of inter-dimentional races that were miles off from where Mewni and the Center-United Universes were in a cosmic sense. But, if it helps, I am still a father in tecnecally, I raised you all like my own children."
  • The Commission were shocked by this.....
  • Glossiary: "..... (Quill-Tip facepalm) Oh goodness, I am just making things worse and worse, what's wrong with me right now? I'm so sorry! Please, I want to make this right, I-"
  • A war of the worlds like moan was heard......
  • Marco:... You all heard that too, right?
  • Dimenopia: The leader of all Outer Gods is coming!... (Everyone looked horribly at Glossiary)
  • Glossiary: Okay, I know this looks bad, but-
  • Star: IT IS BAD!!! THERE'S SO MUCH YOU HADN'T TOLD US!!! HOW COULD YOU THINK THAT WAS OKAY?! I GOT IN TROUBLE BECAUSE OF YOU!!!!
  • Moon:... Glossaryck, or whoever you really are... What is your plan to defeat All-Mother?
  • Glossiary:... That's, the thing..... This whole thing was meant to win her over, not to have any of you engage her in combat! It wasn't supposed to lead up to this point.
  • Buff Frog: "In other words... You don't have one?!"
  • Glossiary: "...... I'm sorry...... I truly am. I just, didn't figured all this would occur...."
  • Phystal:.......
  • Glossiary: "But, as I said, we can still pacify her, if we find Mewstral and friends, and-"
  • Dimenopia: GRAAAAAAAAAAHHHGGGGHHHH, WILL YOU SHUT UP ABOUT THAT?! (Punches him into a wall)
  • Glossiary: "OUCH!! WHY MUST OUTER GODS FEEL PAIN?!"
  • Kronor:... Nobody was respecting us since Eclipsa's trial! We did what we thought was right! We thought... We thought we were doing some good.... But it turns out... WE DON'T KNOW GOOD!!!... Existing for your misguided gameplan... IS THE WORST THING TO EVER THINK ABOUT!!! WE HAD TO DIE FOR NEW MEWNI TO EXIST!!!
  • Glossiary: "Tecnecally, not really, actually die, as more like, I set ourselves to disappear back into the Infinity Libary so I could figure out how to turn you three back into Infinitaries. It was more like "Glossaryck" and the forms you guys are known as were the ones that died.... I would've been able to go back to being Glossiary and resume life as an assistent to Infinity Libarians..... But the Cosmic Powerians got wise to me and captured you three while you were in a trance while I was forced to escape into the Tavern, where I had to hide out ever since. I don't know where my sister is, but she likely caught on about the Cosmic Powerians being onto us, so she is likely laying low as well. I suspect cousin didn't get the memo about the plan being carried out yet cause he's still stuck with D'oughe Bagg. As far as Mewmens had known, my sister and cousin died too since they are my kin after-all, so-"
  • Kronor: EVEN THE DEATHS ARE LIES?! Well, all except Lekmet, isn't it?
  • Glossiary: "His real name was Grommet, but- (Everyone looked angrily at him)..... Never mind. Look, I promise I'll figure out how to bring Lekmet back and-"
  • Kronor: OH, SO LEKMET WAS THE ACTUAL DEATH IN ALL THIS?! HOW COULD YOU DO THIS?!
  • Glossiary: "Omnitraxus, calm down-"
  • Kronor: "CALL ME KRONOR, YOU PHONY!!! YOU SAID IT WAS MY "REAL NAME" AFTER ALL?! I REFUSE TO GO BY THE NAME OF SOMEONE I'M NOT!! ADDING TO THIS, YOU LOST ALL RIGHT TO BE AN AUTHORITY OVER ME FOR THESE SCAMS!! I RESERVE THE RIGHT TO NOT LISTEN TO YOU, YOU, YOU, FRAUDULENT KIDNAPPER!!"
  • Glossiary got desistated by that angry respondse and started to get teary eyed.
  • Glossiary: "(Cries)..... Please, I'm, I'm sorry! I'm so, so sorry!"
  • Star: I... Is he actually crying?
  • Pony Head: That's a first. (Star nudged her)
  • Moon: Oh, he's cried before. He actually cried when my mother was killed.
  • Eclipsa: "It's the Emotions High. When Outer Gods understood bonds with mortal kind, their emotions cloud them like a drugged high. He has lost sight of being an Outer God."
  • Marco: "..... He really IS screwed up in the head."
  • Glossiary: "I'll, I'll make it right. I'll bring every lost soul back from the dead with all forms of resserections to my knowledge! I'll turn myself in to the All-Mother and face Outer God Trial! I'll redeem myself and pay for my mistakes, and even face the Hybernation Realm for your sakes! I want to pay you all back for everything that went wrong, please, I, I want to make this right with you all."
  • Marco: "That's the problem, Gloss. I think the All-Mother's too pissed about everything that not even you throwing yourself at her would change much of anything other then just something to deal with later! End of the day, it's Star she's gunning after now! Your stupid book-faced butt, IS OPTIONAL!"
  • Glossiary: "(Sobs)....... I'm so sorry. I really am. I need, I WANT, to repent for all this, I-"
  • Globgor grabbed Glossiary by the book-head and began to choke-squeese him!
  • Globgor: "I'M GONNA BREAK THAT STUPID BOOK-HEAD FOR ALL THAT S***, YOU DEFECTED OUTER GOD?!"
  • Glossiary: "(Gags), No, no please, I, I want, (Book starts to get crushed as glowy cosmic blood was spilt) I want, to repent!"
  • Phystal: "....... GLOBGOR, STOP?! (Globgor did that, though still kept a painful grip on Glossiary)....... What he did was wrong...... But he shouldn't be made to DIE for it."
  • Glossiary: "Tecnecally, not dying as more like, being damaged enough that I'll be transported to the Hibernation Realm. Outer Gods don't actselly die, persay, as more like-"
  • Phystal: "SAME DIFFERENCE?! Now please, Globgor..... Let him go, and we'll contend to him civilly later..... It's, what Lekmet, er... Grommet, I guess- Oh f*** it, Lekmet's better! Point is, it's what he would've wanted."
  • Globgor: "BUT HE'S THE REASON WHY WE'RE ALL IN TROUBLE?!"
  • Moon: "And what makes you sure putting him out of the misery of everyone and himself would change that?! All you would acoomplish from such an act is saving the All-Mother from doing this to him herself. She would still want to hurt Star for all that's happened with the Magic Realms' Destruction."
  • Globgor realized that.......
  • Eclipsa: "Globgor, this is beyond Glossiary now. It wouldn't help to end him."
  • Globgor was passifived, and lets the wounded Glossiary go, as the poor phathic shell of an Outer God plopped to the floor like a ragdoll.
  • Glossiary clumsilly got up, book-head still damaged as the glowy cosmic blood got on his robes.....
  • Buff Frog: "..... I fear he's too weak to be of any ability to bargain with the All-Mother now."
  • Moon: "And I don't think we may have time to try and heal a wounded Outer God.... Not even sure if healing magic can work with an Outer God, let alone, if there's anyone even wanting to."
  • Kronor: "Lekmet would've done it on principle and kindness alone."
  • Dimenopia: "But in the end, we're all too pissed at him right now."
  • Glossiary cried weakly......
  • Star: "JUST, STOP, GLOSS?! Just stop..... Crying will only make you more pathetic than you are already..... If Mewstral was here, she'd be, so disappointed in you."
  • A Bright Light was seen on the windows of the Tavern.
  • Moon: "..... Everyone, move! (The group made a ran for it, as Phystal stopped and looked at the crying and phathic Glossiary, grabbed him, picked him up and resumed running as well, as he got out just in time when the door SLAMMED open, reveiling a figure at the door way.... And coming forth, was an energy cat being litterlly briming with cosmic power)....."
  • Light Energy Cat: "....... (Sighs)...... (Soft, Gentle, and familier Voice) Must mortals always assume that balence can be avoided?"
  • The Light Energy Cat merely walked across the room, as her light blinded and awed surprised patrons and the bartender!
  • The Light Energy Cat saw the cosmic blood of Glossiary, and shown light concern.....
  • The Light Energy Cat: "..... The spilled cosmic blood of one of my children's children. Already this is not a promising situation. (Cosmicly sees what occured prior to it)...... But not, unexpected. (Calmly moves on to where the group had retreated too.)"

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  • Star: (She and Marco were crying hysterically as the others followed) I CAN'T BELIEVE IT!!! (Cries)
  • Marco: Please, Star, stop crying, you know how I feel seeing you cry. (Cries on her shoulder)
  • Ludo: Wow. She's taking this revelation really hard.
  • Globgor: AND FOR GOOD REASON!!!! GLOSSARYCK, OH SORRY, GLOSSIARY, USED ALL OF MEWNI, AS AN EXPERIMENT TO TRY AND PROVE THAT DIRECT OUTER GOD INTERVENTION TO MORTAL SOCIETY CAN LEAD TO GOOD THINGS!! EVERYTHING BAD THAT HAPPENED TO US IS HIS FAULT!!!
  • Buff Frog: Okay, I know nothing about Outer Gods, but I know that, even for Outers, never mind mortal kind, such a creation would be no cakewalk.
  • Katrina: Yeah, the idea sounds like a good one, but it requires a lot of amoral acts. Ones that any mortal would frown upon.
  • Globgor: AND ONES THAT STILL SUCKED EITHER WAY NO MATTER HOW GLOSS TRIED TO JUSTIFY THEM!! (Saw Phystal holding Glossiary) AND WHY DID YOU DRAG HIS PATHETIC WEAKENED CARCASS HERE?!
  • Phystal: "I couldn't stomach leaving him to his doom."
  • Kronor: Are you kidding? We've all been used! He lied about everything!
  • Phystal: "But he meant well!"
  • Kronor: "Good intentions mends very little to his large collection fo sins, Rhom?! He only succeeded to put Mewmanity on the wraths of many Outer Gods?! ALL, FOR A QUESTIONABLE UTOPIA OF DIRECT OUTER GOD ENFLUENCES?!"
  • River: Well you don't exactly know the moral fractures of creating something like that.
  • Ludo: No, but isn't the multiverse ageless? Why hasn't something like that cropped up before?
  • Globgor: MAYBE BECAUSE THE MULTIVERSE DOES HAVE ONE, BUT IT'S TOO FAR AWAY!!! (Star and Marco just kept crying together) Or just as simply, what Gloss tried to do, was the first one in ANY MULTIVERSE!!
  • Kelly: UGGH, WHAT'RE WE GOING TO DO?! WE CAN'T GO TO MEWNI BECAUSE OF ARCHDUKE DOUCHE BAG, AND THAT IT'S LIKELY GONNA BE SUBJECTED TO THE INVASION OF PISSED-OFF OUTER GODS AND CIVIL MELTDOWNS ANYWAY, WE CAN'T GO TO NEW M'ONSTRUS CAUSE COFFEE, TAFFEE, AND SASSAFRASS ARE LIKELY VERY BITTER AT US RIGHT NOW THANKS TO MINA'S BITCH MOVES, WE CAN'T GO TO A MORE PEACEFUL OLD MEWMAN DIMENSION BECAUSE OF XEXAXEZ BOUNDARY RULES, AND OUTER GODS ARE AROUND EVERY CORNER!!!
  • Phystal: YELLING FEELS REALLY GOOD RIGHT NOW!!!
  • Dimenopia: OF COURSE YOU'D SAY THAT, YOU BIG BABY!!! (Everyone argued until Moon did this)
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  • Moon:... Alright, whew.
  • River: So you HAVE been practicing opposite-gender mimicry. (Screams like a girl)
  • Moon: Honey, please.
  • Ludo: "(Laughs immaturely) That scream's pretty funny, (Laughs)!"
  • Moon: You as well, Ludo! Anyway, I know things are bad, but this is no time to panic.
  • Pony Head: THIS IS A PERFECT TIME TO PANIC!!!
  • Jorby: So do we PANIC?!
  • Kelly: NO!!
  • Janna: YES!!
  • Moon: MAYBE, BUT NOT RIGHT NOW!!!
  • Buff Frog: ".... I think our best shot is to find Mewstral and other defected Outer Gods. They might be best chance to pacify All-Mother."
  • Star: OH SO NOW WE'RE DOING THINGS THE LIAR'S WAY?!
  • Buff Frog: Not like we have choice. Either that, or bend over and wait for All-Mother to punish us.
  • Star: ".... Yeah good point."
  • Dimenopia: "But how can we be sure the Sleep Reapers haven't gotten them by now? NOR would they want to help us after Star is literally why they're at a bad stance again?!"
  • Moon: "Well, I would understand Vonbon would be the most impudent of them, but Mewstral is of a kind heart, Feartrick supports Mewstral, and Duster...... Well, he's Duster. At least three out of 4 would forgive Star."
  • Phystal: "But we don't know where to find them anyway."
  • Glossiary: "(Breaths weakly)...... They'll hide in the outer Multiverseal Rims, where it's nothing but neglected dimentions, dead ones, and ones yet to be born. Give or take a chance for a run-in into a Glitched Dimension."
  • Globgor: "YOU BE SILENT, BOOK-HEAD?!"
  • Eclipsa: "Wait, Globgor..... That infomation could be useful."
  • Globgor: "Why should we trust this deceiver?"
  • Glossiary: "(Weaked breathing), I kid you not, all defects of the intended, or general Outer God Deviants, always retreat to the Multiverse's outer rims."
  • Globgor: "(Begrudgent grunt).... If so, then why?"
  • Buff Frog: "I suspect they're trying to retreat back into Realm of Rejects, to ease Sleep Reapers' need to take them to Hibernation Realm."
  • Star: "Well, going there normally or asking Taffee to give us a shortcut there is out, so, what now?"
  • Glossiary: "The Gambler Dimension, and it's unsolicited rulership under the Chancespawn.... They possess ways to bypass the Pathmakers via secret portal-ways. It's how devients and defects alike can safely travel."
  • River: "The Gambler Dimension? I've been there as a naughty youth once with some of my friends and brothers! I'd remembered the fun we had there! Oh-ho-ho, the memories of my naughty teen years."
  • Moon: "Ugh, the Gambler Dimension! Such a vile place tainted by corruption and questionable games."
  • Eclipsa: "But it is our best way to venture closer to Mewstral and the others, I'm afraid. We'll have to go to the Gambler Dimension."
  • Ludo: "But how'd we do that without having to use intended portal paths to begin with and risk being spider-lady lunch?"
  • Glossiary: "I, know of an old friend who can help. A Chancespawn Gambling Kingpin of the name Luucky Suun Ofabitch-"
  • Ludo: For f***'s sake, his name is a PUN- (Glossiary shushed him)
  • Glossiary: "-Who allows safe entry ways to the Gambler Dimension, at a certain price."
  • Globgor: "Well why not just ask him to take us to the Realm of Rejects and be done with it?"
  • Glossiary: "His prices for far travel, are astronomically expensive. We're better off just going to him to go to the Gambler Dimention and then find another Chancespawn to go to the Realm of Rejects."
  • Globgor: "YOU MEAN WE HAVE TO GO TO ONE PLACE FIRST BEFORE ANOTHER?!..... (To Phystal) YOU'RE POSITIVE I CAN'T JUST BREAK HIS PHYSICAL FORM AND SEND HIM TO THE HIBERNATION REALM ALREADY?!"
  • Phystal: "YES!! I know he made mistakes, but he meant what was good for Mewmanity and Outer Gods alike! He just, got overambitious."
  • Janna: "Why are you still defending him like a scared little kid?!"
  • Kronor: "He's the youngest of the commission."
  • Marco: "...... That explains....... SO much, right now."
  • Phystal: "Look, you don't have to like him for what he did, but..... At least let him be allowed to help. Who better to help us find outer god defects, than such a being itself?"
  • Star: Well I don't care how long it takes. I hate Outer Gods, and I won't rest until we are rid of their interference!
  • Dimenopia: Isn't it a little underhanded to hate Outer Gods because of just doing their job? Isn't hating something so much for it's hardships what got you here in the first place?
  • Star: They're already mad at me as it is for wrecking magic, I doubt I could make it worse on me for just hating them?!
  • Kronor: "Depends on if they'll view that hatred as a threat to them or not, all things considered on what you did to Toffee, a mere avatar of the Xzars."
  • Star: Ugh, besides, THIS, is different. Outer Gods have been messing with us since the beginning. I want them gone from our lives for good! So let's get started! (Rips open a portal with the dimensional scissors to the Gamble Dimension)
  • Ludo: "Wait, I thought direct travel was dangerous."
  • Eclipsa: "Worry not. The Gambler Dimention is rarely touched by Pathmakers due to it's, reputation of being a devient outer god nest and being the epicenter of gambling addictions and rigged games. Pathmakers rarely try to intersect anything in these pathways."
  • Star: "Even then, if a Pathmaker had the lady balls to mess with us, it's gonna regret it, like any stupid Outer God would. Now let's go, and chase away Outer Gods for good!"
  • Dimenopia: I'm just saying. Seems a little ironic for you to hate the outers over something for what a minority of them had did, considering that monsters were hated by Mewmans for what people like Toffee did. And he was a Xexaxez avatar. (Star paused upon the realization)...
  • Star:... I could hardly care about much at this point. All I care about is freeing Mewni from Outer God interference once and for all. They went too far, and I'm going to make them go away! I'll do it alone if I have to. Now, are you all in or out?... (Everyone just went with her and went to a dimension with Cuphead-like animation and inhabitants)...
  • Marco: "..... Anyone else reminded of Cuphead all of a sudden?"
  • Moon: "I suspect this realm is still in what humans refered to as the "Profilition Era"."
  • Eclipsa: "We must be careful. Rough characters are always in full force here."
  • Ludo: "(Saw some buff looking Outer Gods passing by) Yowza. Rough is an understatement."
  • Globgor: "Careful. Those are Verse Raiders. They're basicly Outer God bandits. Typically the most burdensome of Deviants."
  • Star: "Then let's move, and try to avoid unwanted attention."
  • The Group proceeded to cautiously travel about, as unknown to them, The All-Mother in her avatar form was already cleverly hidden and watching them.
  • Globgor: "Wait, I thought we were suppose to find Ofabitch first, THEN come here."
  • Glossiary: "I'm assuming Star's cutting out the middle man."
  • Star: "Oh, more than that. I suspect Ofabitch actselly lives here, so why not go find him and get to the realm of rejects that way?"
  • Glossiary: "Well, I have heard rumors from the Tavern that he went into business with a fellow Chancespawn named Jackpot. The nicest Chancespawn in all of existence. He runs the Casino called, well, "Jackpot Paradise"."
  • Marco: "That's where we're going, I guess."
  • The group ventured onword, as they see some of the rough Verse Raiders holding auctions on captured mortals from other realms.
  • Crab Outer God: "Get yer freshly captured Blargduds for sell. They're f*****g stupid, even for mortal standerds, but they're great as pets! Fun for the all family!"
  • Chufuluian Outer God: "Freshly captured Space Bees of the Space Bug Dimention. GREAT SHORCE OF COSMIC HONEY! As tasty as the cosmic milk of the All-Mother her f*****g self. Garrentied. Refunds are now, negosiable."
  • Crab Outer God 2: "Get your freshly created Outer Godling a cute little pony head, (Pulls in captured Pony Heads like balloons, controlling them like lifestock) FRESHLY STRAIGHT from the newly redivided Mewni dimentional Multiverseal Penensula! They're the cuddliest oddity of mortal kin ever witnessed!"
  • Pony Head was concerned by that.
  • Star: "What are they do-"
  • Eclipsa: "Let's just say, devients have a, unfortunate addiction to treat mortals like slaves, dear. Part of the common problem with Deviants, really. Without guidence..... They do things like this."
  • Pony Head: "Well I ain't gonna stand around- Erm, float around, and watch my people being treated like party ponies, and not the good kind! (Flouts up to the Pony Head selling Verse Raider, of who got surprised) HEY, CRAB CAKES?!"
  • Pony Head Seller: "OY?! WHAT'S THIS THEN?! A REALM-JUMPER PONY HEAD?!"
  • Pony Head bit the rope that was holding the Pony Heads, freeing them!
  • Pony head: "YOU'RE FREE, FELLOW PONY HEADS, FREE?!"
  • Enslaved Pony Head 1: "F..... Freee?"
  • Pony Head Seller: "No no no, what have you do-"
  • The Ponyheads began to shout freedom as they fly around excitedly, which Star desided to open the portal back to the Pony Head Kingdom as the freed heads flew quickly torwords it!
  • Pony Head Seller: "MY STOCK?! (Grabs Pony Head) YOU STUPID MORTAL STRAYS?! YA DONE RUIN ME PROFIT?!"
  • Pony Head: "Oh, I'm sorry, did I distrupted a questionable enterprize for the 10 to 15 minutes I've been here?"
  • Pony Head Seller: "I'm gonna find a stick, then I'll bleed you, like a stuck cosmic pig?!"
  • ???: "Now now now, Muudus, chillax."
  • A sofisicated Mantis Being, a Hyberactive glow bot, and a bruly Centapedeanoid came forth.
  • Mantis Being: "You know it can't be helped when mortals show ever so misguided care for eachother."
  • Muudus: "BUT THESE PESTS RUIN MY BUSINESS, MANFREDRO?! I NEED COMPENSATION!!"
  • Manfredro: "Oh wait, that reminds me, I need to check my wallet. (Pulls it out and opens it, reveiling shiny, beautiful cosmic coins)..... Well, I don't have any f***s about your personal life struggles, buuuuuuut, I do have nice Cosmic Coins that say you let me handle them."
  • Muudus: "..... Fine. (Let's Pony Head go then grabs the coins) The Realm Jumpers are your headache now. Now get them out of the Raider's Market before they ruin anyone else's business."
  • Manfredro: "I was getting to that, Muud. (Starts jesturing the group to leave the market)."
  • The Group got out of the Market-place.
  • Manfredro: "..... Ya know, that wasn't very uh.... Smart of you guys to nearly try and bankrupt Muudus like that."
  • Globgor: "Well pardon the Pony Head for caring for her people. And why intervene for us, Verse Raider?"
  • Manfredro: "Hey, try not to get the wrong idea, I'm one of the good guys here. You likely already heard my name, so here's my companions. Haywire-"
  • The Hyperactive glowy bot: "(Like Claptrap) GREETINGS AND SALUTATIONS FRIENDS! I'm Haywire! I'm an Energy Thief! Please give me your (Lustfully) Sweet suculent batteries!"
  • Manfredro: "..... We're working on fixing his addiction. And this is my dear Cosmic Brute lady friend, Traina."
  • Traina: "(Brute girl voice) S'up. (Grabs a trash can to suplex it!)"
  • Manfredro: "..... And ya wonder why she's still single."
  • Moon: "Okay verse raiders, quick playing coy, what is your business with us!?"
  • Manfredro: "Well, word of mouth brought our attention to what has occured in the Multiverseal Penensula triad that is the Mewni Dimention sections that you people got yourselves in QUITE a pickle. And see, our employer, Jackpot, has been interested in helping you guys find greener pastures in figuring you would come here."
  • Star: "Actselly, we need to find some close friends that could help resolve that problem. We're trying to get to the Realm of Rejects."
  • Manfredro: "Realm of Rejects? Yikes, that is, like, far Multiverseal Rim Terratory, kid. Home of the rougher Devients and even meaner Verse Raider gangs. Trust me, Muudus is like a cute little hermit crab compaired to what hangs around out there."
  • Globgor: "We can handle it. Now take us to Ofabitch."
  • Manfredro: "But alchourse. Though we still have to go to Jackpot's reguardless. But I promise, it's worth the trouble."
  • The trio began leading the group off.
  • Star: "I'm abit weary about those three."
  • Eclipsa: "Don't worry, Star. These devients have clearly been passifived."
  • Star: "Well, I'm abit weary to all Outer Gods right now."
  • Dimenopia: "Even Mewstral and her trope?"
  • Star: "Mewstral's different, and her friends too!"
  • Manfredro: "(Quietly) Ohhhh, tssssss....... Jackpot's got his work cut out for him."

Inside the Jackpot Paradise Casino.

  • The group entered to a viberent and joyus casino enjoyed by various beings, even some Devient and Defected Outer Gods.
  • Star:... Alright. Let's see this 'Luucky Suun Ofabitch' guy. Sheesh, doesn't anyone have a normal name nowadays?
  • Marco: I know, right? Asper Swipe? D'oughe Bagg? Parents must be getting stupider each generation.
  • ???: Actually it's a nickname. My real name is Luckimimininoga, but everyone is apparently a bunch of SIMPLETONS. (A Chancespawn appeared before them)... Welcome, travelers. You came to the right place to get away from it all.
  • River: "Ah, yes, you see, we're here to see if we can ask you for your services."
  • Luucky: "Ahh, I see. What can I do ya for?"
  • Star: "Well, we need to get to the Realm of Rejects for some dear friends."
  • Luucky: "Whoa! That's a far rim place, miss. And trips to far rims don't come cheap. At least, normally, back in my gangster days. But, I mended my ways when I ran into Jackpot. I'm willing to get the portal gate up and running for ya, but getting the co-ordenence right takes awhile. Far rim dimentions are uh, tricky to travel to, even for folks of my standing. Yer welcome to try out Jackpot's casino if ya wish."
  • Kronor: "Depends on this, "while", Chancespawn."
  • Luucky: "'While' as in this the first time anyone wants to go into the outer rim realms. These realms normally have a spefiic portal code, and I need to look up in (Struggles holding a giant-ass book) this code book, on where to find where. But don't worry. I'll read as quickly as I can. (Saw Glossiary's condition).... Yeesh, man! Ya look like ya ran into an ill-tempered Cosmic Brute! Ya need to see the nurse!"
  • Glossiary: "I'm fine, honest."
  • Luucky: "Hey-hey, I'm basicly your pal, Gloss, it's the least I can do! (Starts escourting Glossiary away)."
  • Manfredro: "Well, I mean, I know you came here for serious business, but by all means, (Gives out casino tokens) Feel free to live a little."
  • River: "(Sighs in bliss) Reminds me of my youth. Granted, this is a relitively new-ish establishment, but I could enjoy it here. Come friends, we may as well make the most of it until Luucky readies our embarkment torwords The Realm of Rejects! I feel like a youth already! TO THE SLOTS! (Charges off!)...."
  • Moon: "(Sighs) I'll keep him from trouble. Johansens are pretty chronic gamblers. (Leaves after River)."
  • The group began to disperse to find places to settle down to.
  • Phystal was wearly walking across the area, as he was noticed by a bladed cobra creature that took interest.....
  • The Serpent flew off and intersected a surprised and yelpy Phystal!
  • Serpent: "(Friendly tone) HI-YA! I never seen a Diapent this far in the multiverse before outside of being sold as a pet in the Raider's Market. Are you someone's lost pet?"
  • Phystal: "Uh, madam, I'm tecnecally not what you think I am, I, appearently, was once an Infinitary that was approbeated to be transformed into this form before you."
  • Serpent: "That, actselly explains the smell of Outer God energy."
  • Phystal: "Well, tecnecally not offically, I still, mostly count as just an Outer-God-level Being."
  • Serpent: "(Giggles)..... I like you, Diamond Head. Name's Side Swipa. I'm a Bladebra. Typically, my people are known to be able to cut off parts of a spefific Dimention or more and sell them off to bidders, but I had to put that behind me when I lost my gang because of it. I got adopted by Manfredro, and Mr. Jackpot allowed me a home here."
  • Phystal: ".... Well, I'm flattered by your declaration of appresiation for me, Miss Side. Though I must state that my name is Phystal."
  • Side Swipa: "..... I'm just gonna call ya Diamond Head, cause it's funnier. (Giggles). I can tell yer, into snakes."
  • Left Snakehand: "Don'tcha get the wrong idea, missy."
  • Right Snakehand: "We're likely a side-effect of the form and might not really exis- (Side-Swipa grabbed the two) GOOOO!"
  • Side Swipa: "Ya gotta see the cosmic buffet, Diamond Head!"
  • Phystal: "I would refer if you use my real- (Gets dragged off) NAAAAAAAAAAAAAME!"
  • Kronor sat down on a lone table and proceeded to wait.....
  • Kronor: "(Sighs)......."
  • ???: "Interesting to find a Skull Cosmician all the way out here. (A Female Time Counciler sat on the same table). They're usually well-reserved into the Cosmic Bone Dimention."
  • Kronor: "Oh, well.... I'm-"
  • Time Counciler: "You're actselly a transmutanted Infintary and you're a timelord. Saw that coming."
  • Kronor: "Oh, uh..... So, my counciler, what, brings you out here?"
  • Time Counciler: "Name's Sundaila. I was a Time Counciler for Mewni...... But I failed to stop Glossiary from traveling into time and caused Toffee to be worse then he already is. So, I left out of regret and became a defect."
  • Kronor: "My counciler, please, Toffee's dark ways would've still been ensured. He was infected by an Antithaumite."
  • Sundaila: "Yes, but Meteora nearly sucking his soul out allowed the slime to infect him easier."
  • Kronor: "...... That, explains so much about how much wrong that Septarian was."
  • Sundaila: "And I feel respondsable that I wasn't able to stop it. Sure, it wouldn't stop Toffee from ending up where he is anyway, but I felt as if, I could've at least allow him an ability to still have a soul..... Now poor Coffee is lost without him."
  • Kronor: ".... Be assured, my Counciler. I would promise that we will find an amendment to this."
  • Sundaila: "..... Ya know, Omnitraxus, ya don't have to be formal to me. I'm a defect as of now. Refer to me as Sundaila, if you can."
  • Kronor: "Uh, yes, my council-..... Lady Sundaila. And uh, my name is actually Kronor."
  • Sundaila: "Tch, close enough. But I'll still call you Omni. Ya know Omns, ya really know how to treat a lady."
  • Kronor: "I was always the gentlemen of the commission."
  • Dimenopia noticed that Kronor and Phystal were with Swipa and Sundaila.....
  • Dimenopia: ".... (Coy smile) They're totally gonna end up wanting to bone each other in the end, I just know it. (Sighs)..... Lucky. Who'd wanna bone a dimension jumping candle lady like me? (Leaves bitterly towards the stage but was then curious at the excited crowds)"
  • Announcer: (Red dicehead with Chicago Bandleader vibe and voice) "And now, the owner of the establishment and your ever present welcomer to those that're new, please welcome, the one and only, Jackpot!"
  • A Chancespawn with an Ace of Shade's Card-Head and wearing a Vegas-style suit as spotlights shine on him! This was likely Jackpot, as he brought stylish dimensional scissors, split them like Dimenopia's own scissors, and performed amazing tricks with the portals.
  • Dimenopia was bemused by the appearance, and amazed by the tricks.....
  • Jackpot: "(Ne-Yo voice) Hey there, you lovely people, how're ya doing, you lovely mortals, immortals, inrealm and outer gods alike and everything inbetween! Welcome to Jackpot Paradise! The Casino that can be able to connect to other dimensions! The casino that offers the time of your life, and safer travel free of inconvinent final Pathmaker stops. Ya know me, I'm Jack Von Potts, but y'all call me Jackpot. Today, I am having a meeting with an espeically troubled young lady. Ya see, Manfredro, our faverite retired Patheon Poucher, managed to rescue her to upseting the local rough boys of Raider's Market, after the little lady desided to distrupt a tasteless practice of mortal slavery. Please welcome, (Star was portaled on stage by him despite a very insistent Traina) Star Butterflies."
  • Star Butterfly: "It's ButterFLY!"
  • Jackpot: "Eh, potato po-ta-to. So, I understand that based on some hijinks involving, ehhh, shall we say, trashing the Magic Realms, ya ended up ticking off the Intendeds something fierce, even more so when they got personal about it and you got, abit ranty at them."
  • Star: "Well, no offence Mr. Jackpot, cause I'm sure you are actselly a nice guy, BUT OUTER GODS IN GENERAL ARE-"
  • Jackpot: "BUBUBUBUBUB! Careful kid, this is a place where I try to have people get along over here. Now, I may not speak for the Intendeds, well, not as a Devient anyway, but I can speak for Outer Gods in philosophy. Listen kid, the Outer Gods don't mean to be jerks out for the fun of it, heck, often the Intendeds don't even understand fun. Any Outer God would act like they are, because it's basicly their cosmic job to be like that."
  • Star: "Well, it's not like the Outer Gods try to make friends with people."
  • Jackpot: "If it helps kid, (Music Plays) I think you'll find that I'm the cure of your Outer God blues, cause here, I'm everyone's friend in Jackpot Paradise. (He sung this while performing portal tricks)"
Ne-Yo - Friend Like Me (Audio)

Ne-Yo - Friend Like Me (Audio)

  • Dimenopia:... I like this guy. He's a pretty good motivational singer.
  • Star: "..... I never looked at Outer Gods in that perspective before. How, could I fell in the same trap that had Mewmans and Monsters fighting to begin with?"
  • Jackpot: "Well Star, end of the day, all the Intendeds want is to keep the multiverse running like clockwork and keep things great for inrealm folks. Even if it's in ways Inrealmers might not always get."
  • Star: ".... Thanks Jackpot, I realised now tha-"
  • ???: "STAR BUTTERFLY?!"
  • A feminate looking X-Fate appeared along with Xirds and Xoldiers....
  • Female X-Fate: "..... Your fate is still to be desided! Seize her?!"
  • Xoldiers and Xirds charge!
  • Jackpot: "Uh, kiddo, I think it's time for you and your friends to get going!"
  • Star and her group got started on that right away, as the Xzars began wrecking the casino trying to get at them, causing occupents, mortal, inrealm god, defected and devient outer gods alike, to run!
  • Phystal: "RUNNING RUNNING RUNNING RUNNING?!"
  • Glossiary: "(Seen bandaged up in his bookhead) RUUUUUUUUUUUUUN?!"
  • Luucky was seen working on a portal device!
  • Star: "INCOMING LUUCKY?!"
  • Luucky: "WAIT WAIT, IT'S STILL NOT YET- (Star's group all went in it)..... Ready..... I have a feeling that something bad just happened, I just- (Sees the female X-Fate) AYYE?!"
  • X-Fate: "Where has that portal taken them?!"
  • Luucky: "I, wasn't able to set the correct coordenates, so, they could end up anywhere, heavens forbid- (Sees the number they were sent to) (DRUMATIC GASP)..... Oh no.... Not, the Willopian Dimension?!"
  • X-Fate: "..... How unfortunate. This will be, something of note for Master Xorbin to note. Be thankful deviant, that he has bigger fish to quantomly abosrb. (Leaves along with the Xoldiers and Xirds, including a silly one that was seen playing the slots for abit and left)...."
  • Jackpot and the other friendly Outers came to Luucky....
  • Jackpot: "..... How bad is it?"
  • Luucky: ".... I wasn't able to get the currect numbers and now they're on a one-way ticket to the Willopians!"
  • Jackpot: ".... Dragsvile, man. I think we need to go in and-"
  • ???: "No need to interfear, my dear devients, and Sundaila."
  • The Friendly Outers got surprised and quickly bowed to the arriving All-Mother in the Avatar form....
  • All-Mother: "..... Because Young Star's test is only beginning."

Unknown Dimension.

  • Star and group crashed in.....
  • Star: "(Sees Dimension)..... I, don't think this is the realm of rejects."
  • Glossiary: "Oh dear. Luucky wasn't able to get the correct coordenates and we ended up here instead. THOSE STUPID XZARS RUIN EVERYTHING AGAIN, JUST LIKE NEW MEWNI?!"
  • The group stared angerly at Glossiary......
  • Glossiary: "..... Okay, fair's fair, Luucky was otherwise going to help us, it's just that Xorbin's forces interfeared and-"
  • Star: "THANKS ALOT, GLOSSIARY?! NOW WE'RE IN EVEN BIGGER TROUBLE?!"
  • Glossiary: "If it helps, I don't think the Xzars followed us."
  • Eclipsa: "I worry that may be because they know we went into the wrong dimention. And this is litterally one of the realms you DON'T wanna end up in!"
  • Kronar: "Indeed. This is the Willopian Dimention."
  • Ludo: "OH NO, NOT THE WILLOPIANS, ANYTHING BUT THE WILLTOPIANS?!..... The F***'S a Willtopian? Asking so I can be scared approbeately."
  • Kronor: I rather not risk entertaining te idea of discriping THOSE miserable shams of Outers! We might want to go now. The dimension's physical laws won't let me finish the explanation without-
  • Star: AND JUST WHEN I WAS GOING TO GIVE OUTER GODS A CHANCE!!! THEY RUIN US BY GETTING US STRANDED SOMEWHERE RANDOM ON THE INFINITE MAPS!!!
  • Kronor:... Without that happening.
  • Marco: STAR!!
  • Star: I HATE OUTER GODS!!!! I, I WISH I COULD LIVE SOMEWHERE THEY DON'T EXIST!!! Or at the least somewhere they had no serious enfluence in, like, an entire multiverse where they rarely had anything to do with?!
  • Glossiary: "If you want, I could always arrange you to visit the PTE-X Multiverse-"
  • Star: "NOT NOW, GLOSS?!"
  • Marco: Well, other then that, you can't! The multiverse belongs to them. They run everything. They're as inescapable as prejudice and distrust! You need to grow up and realize that being angry at unfairness and cruelty doesn't fix things, IF NOT JUST MAKES THEM WORSE!! UGH?! NO WONDER ASPER WAS TRYING TO THROW YOU INTO ST. O'S, YOU, LITTERALLY, HAVE A PROBLEM WITH MATURITY!!
  • Star was hurt by Marco getting snappy at her.....
  • Star: "..... (Sniffles) I guess we're even now about what happened with Chaemera."
  • Marco realised he REALLY f****d up now.
  • Marco: "...... Star, I didn't mean it like that, it's just, I'm as upset as you are now, but, Jackpot litterally tried to help you understand that the Outers are not giving you crap like how Toffee would, they are just trying to keep balence in the Multiverse. I mean, ya kinda had to understand that wrecking magic was, kinda a very stupid move. If anything, at least Jackpot told us to leave to avoid Xorbin's Xzars! And clearly Luucky wasn't able to get the right combination and wasn't able to stop us, he didn't purposely sent us here, we just bummed rush it before he can say anything. Heck, Manfredro litterally helped us out from an upset crab dude. And do I even need to bring Mewstral and her friends into this? They helped you return to Mewni and reversed Chaemera's death, even made him friendlier to Mewmans, give or take chasing the Royal Mewman Mailman. And you're gonna throw them away because of something not even their fault? Ugh, I mean, I know Taffee's still working on curing off your monster side, but, this is getting rediculious now! That Monster Side is making you hate the Outers now! Just, what do you have to say for yourself?
  • Star:... I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT TO THINK ANYMORE!! (She runs away sobbing)
  • Kronor: DON'T LET HER SEPARATE!!!
  • Marco: STAR!!! WAIT!!! (She was gone)...... NOW I HATE OUTER GODS!!
  • Moon: No, Marco, please, don't say that, fight it!
  • Kronor: Impossible. That's physical laws. They're both succumbing to it's effects. The Willtopian Dimension drains your will to live.
  • River: "THAT WOULD'VE BEEN NICE TO KNOW EARLIER, KRONOR?!"
  • Kronor: "It's because I wanted to get us out of here first! It would be too risky to stay here and chat about things!"
  • Globgor: "TCH, YOUR ONE TO TALK ABOUT NOT TAKING RISKS, "KRONOR"?! REMEMBER THAT YOU TOOK PART IN TRYING TO DETHRONE ECLIPSA?!"
  • Kronor: "Ugh, I know you monsters are infamous for grudges, but is THIS an approbeate time for that?!"
  • Globgor: "WELL EXCUSE ME FOR HAVING THE UNDERSTANDABLE DISTAIN FOR THOSE THAT PARPISIPATED WITH ASPER'S BASTURDRY?!"
  • Kronor: "WE DIDN'T HAD A CHOICE IN THE MATTER?! ASPER OUT-RANKED US AND COULD'VE EASILY REPLACED ANY DISOBEDENT MEMBER WITH ONE OF HIS LOYALISTS EASILY?!"
  • Globgor: "COWERICE IS HARDLY AN EXCUSE FOR OBEDIENCE?!"
  • Glossiary: "Please, all of you, stop, this arguing is not going to help! We need to keep close togather and-"
  • Star was heard screaming!
  • Marco: "STAAAAAAR?! (Runs off)!"
  • Kronor/Glossiary: "NOOOOOOO?!"

Elsewhere.

  • Star was seen held like a baby by an Outer God resemblent to a Fear-Bender, but with a touch of being Skeksis inspired. This is assumingly a Willopian.
  • Willopian: "Awww, you cute little mortal realm jumper, are you lost? You are just too precious to not be within your own realm."
  • Star: "HEY, LET ME GO, YOU WEIRDLY MOTERLY OUTER GOD?! I AM TEETHERING ON WHETHER I SHOULD BE MAD AT YOU GUYS OR NOT, BECAUSE-"
  • The Willopian brought up a bottle of cosmic milk!
  • Willopian: "Here, have a taste of the All-Mother's Cosmic Milk, straight from her herself. It can make even the crankist mortal sleeply."
  • Star: "Wait, you mean, THAT'S LIKE HER BREAST MILK?! Lady, that is BEYOND GROSS, I- (The Willopian shoved the bottle into her mouth and Star had a taste of it, then she began to like it as her eyes turned into universes).... It's still gross where it came from, BUT HOLY COW, THIS IS THE GOOD S***?! (Grabs the bottle and bagan to suck on it!)"
  • Willopian: "Well, is not exactly milk like THAT, my dear. It's actselly lidquidfived cosmic energy, produced by her long cosmic hair, also the same why future Intended Outer Gods are born."
  • Star: ".... Ya know, that kinda makes it grosser, BUT I DON'T CARE, THIS IS THE GOOD STUFF?! (Greedly sucks on it!)."
  • Willtopian: "I'm glad you like it, dear. Cause then, it'll motivate you to never, never want to leave this place, nor me, Mummi Deari."
  • Star: Wh... Why would I want to stay?
  • Willtopian: Because this is where people with nothing left to live for stay forever. You have been through a lot. Just renounce your old life and the memories. Then you can live a better life, with us.
  • Star:... I can't say no to that.
  • Marco: "(Shows up) HEY, YOU BETTER NOT BE- (Surprised by what he sees)..... Treating Star like she's a baby?"
  • Star: "HI MARCO, THIS LADY'S GREAT, SHE HAS COSMIC MILK?! (Sucks the bottle!)"
  • Mummi: "Plently more where that came from!"
  • Marco: "Where did that stuff even came from?!"
  • Mummi: "Oh, simple. Sometimes the All-Mother's cosmic hair can get, unruly. So she shortens them about to an acceptable lentgh and throws the excess into her private Hair Clippings Dimension, which happens to be our dimension's neighber, where we collect it and harvest the milk. It really helps ease down mortals that come here."
  • Marco: "..... What is WRONG with this place?! And why are you treating Star like she's barely a month old?!"
  • Mummi: "To be fair, you little cutie, alot of mortals are like children to the Willtopians, nevermind cosmic forces in general. People that came here have renounced their horrible lives because it's not how they like it to be. Crushed hopes. Lost dreams. Impossible realities. Bad things happened to them and there's nothing they can do. They have no reason to stay home anymore. So myself and others take them in and give them the life they deserve. A life, free of Outer Gods. In return, they must sacrifice their memories and old lives to live this new one."
  • Marco:... No! This is insane! This is a dimension of quitters!
  • Mummi: Don't fight it, Marco Diaz. You want to live with Star forever. No more separation from each other. You can be together forever. With or without magic, you belong together. Join our family and you'll never have to be separated again. Besides, you don't have to feel left out, deary, I didn't came here alone.
  • Marco got scared and look to see another Willopian behind him!
  • Willopian 2: "D'awwww, how adorable! (Looms in closer)!"
  • Marco's voice was heard screaming in the distence!
  • Ludo: "AW CRAP?! STAR?! MARCO?! QUICK, WE MUST ALL GOT TO THEIR RESCUE?! (The Group but Glossiary and the Commission ran off)"
  • Glossiary: "NO, PLEASE NO?!"
  • Silence.......
  • Phystal: "..... Maybe, they'll beat them?"
  • Various screams were heard!
  • Dimenopia: "..... Nope, they all got captured."
  • Kronor: "(Uses vision sight to see various Willopians bottle-feeding the group Cosmic Milk)..... THOSE CLEVER MISGUIDED FIENDS?! THEY'RE USING THE COSMIC MILK OF THE ALL MOTHER?! THE MOST IRRESISTABLE SUBSTENCE EVER?! Ordenarly, it's something that nurses baby Outer Gods being under the care and creation of the All-Mother to grow and become strong as Outer God races to be. In mortals, however, it'll make them as wanty and needy as children as it momentary regresses them mentally as if they are still infants?! And it's highly addictive! This stuff wasn't MEANT for mortal consumion!"
  • Phystal: "........ What are we to do? They're likely to sense that we're defect infinaries, so they'll know we're not what we resemble!"
  • Kronor: "If anything, we're in trouble as well! If defect or devient Outer Gods end up here, they'll be captured and be converted to more Willtopians to prevent a would-be threat!"
  • Dimenopia: "WELL GOOD TO KNOW WE'RE IN TROUBLE HERE TOO?!"
  • Glossiary: "We need to find a safe place my children, so we can safely devise a plan."
  • Kronor: ".... (Sighs), Glossiary, for as much as I still bare bitter feelings torwords you, you are litterally their only hope now, as well as us. We need to tab into our hereitage of being Infintaries if we hope to fight back against the Willopians."
  • Dimenopia: "Funny, I was thinking the same thing."
  • Phystal: "Gloss, please, what is your plan?"
  • Glossiary: ".... As I said, we find a safer location, and, we wait for help to arrive. I think it's likely this mess will attract Louger attention by now."
  • Glossiary noticed that the trio had concerned faces!....
  • Glossiary: ".... OH COME ON, YOU THREE, I KNOW IT'S NOT A PERFECT PLAN, BUT PLEASE PARDON THAT MY BRAIN IS ALITTLE SMOOSHED RIGHT NOW, SO I MIGHT NOT BE ABLE TO THINK STRAIGHT?! More then usual I mean."
  • Phystal: "(Scared) Uh, don't get us wrong, we understand that's the best you can think off given the situation, (Scaredfully points a certain direction), BUT THAT'S WHAT WE ARE WORRIED ABOUT?!"
  • Glossiary looked behind him and found a very big Willtopian....
  • Glossiary: "WOWZA?! You're a very big one, aren't you."
  • Big Willopian: ".... Na-Knee take Defect Infinatires to queen now. (Grabs the 4 of them!)"
  • Glossiary: "HEY, UNHAND US, MY GOOD LADY?! WE DIDN'T EVEN INTEND TO COME HERE?!"
  • Na-Knee: "Well, defects too late to change chourse. You see Queen now."
  • Dimenopia: "Gloss, I need you to listen to me! You're gonna have to go save yourself and find help?!"
  • Glossiary: "But I don't want to risk you three being turned into Willopians!"
  • Kronor: "WELL YOU WON'T BE MUCH HELP IF YOU GET CONVERTED AS WELL?! (Grabs Glossiary) I mean this out of love.... And also abit of an excuse to do this to you apawn the revelations about Mewni, so, personal bonus for me."
  • Glossiary: "WAIT WAIT WAIT, NO, NO, NO- (Kronor tossed Glossiary across the area) NOOOOOOOOOOOOooooooooooooo (Crashes in the far distence)..... OWIE, WHY MUST OUTER GODS FEEL PAIN?!"
  • Na-Knee: "..... Na-Knee look for that Infintary later. Na-Knee late. (Flouts off with the contained commision)....."
  • Phystal: "..... (Quietly) Daddy..... (Sheds a christail tear)...."

Mewni

  • Mewni was seen being rampaged by angry Outer Gods and released captured Deviants as the Representives Watchover their controled choas unfolding.
  • Thaumorpheus: "..... Father, please, this isn't right!"
  • Amoral One Representive Leader: "Thaum, please, you need to understand that sometimes the Grand Design requires to be honored through making exsamples out of mortals, it needs to be done!"
  • Thaumorpheus: "BUT DON'T YOU THINK THIS IS ABIT EXCESSIVE?! I BROUGHT BACK THE MAGIC REALMS, DIDN'T I?!"
  • Amoral One Representive: "But this is to ensure an exsample, a PROPER ONE, is made to remind the Inrealmers that we won't take what Star Butterfly did lightly!"
  • Thaumorpheus: "(Gets abit upset) You know father, I won't be very surprised if Star ends up hating our kind because of thinking like that?!"
  • Amoral One Representive: "Let the inrealmers think what they want. We weren't meant to earn their affection anyway, that's what the Inrealm Gods are for."
  • Thaumorpheus: "But that doesn't mean we should just-"
  • ???: "Excuse me, Thaumorpheus, and Representives of the Outer Gods?"
  • The Representives look annoyed at the present Archduke......
  • Archduke Bagg: ".... (Gulps).... Allow me to introduse myself. I, am King D'oughe Bagg- (The Edgewall Guard Representive Laughed!)...... And, I request an audience, with Thaumorpheus and all representives....."
  • Amoral One Representive: "..... Well my son, this does concern you. What is your choice?"
  • Thaumorpheus: "..... Actselly, Archduke, I, I do seek to talk. (The Majority of the Representives were surprised by that, then looked at the Amoral One representive)....."
  • Amoral One Representive: "..... Hey, it's my son's trial onto Mewmans, he's allowed to make as he deems worthy."
  • Archduke Bagg: "..... That, was easier than expected. THANK OUTER GODS!!"
  • Edgewall Guard Representive: "Your welcome, maggot."
  • Archduke Bagg:" Oh, right, that's litterally you guys. (Chuckles relieved). I was worried that you Outers would be harder to negosiate-"
  • Xexaxez Prince: "JUST BE SURE IT'S NOT A WASTE OF OUR TIME, INREALMER?!"
  • Archduke Bagg yelped!
  • Archduke Bagg: "Y-y-y-y-yy-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-yes, alchourse, right this way to the Mewman Castle. (Archduke Bagg nerviously left with the Representives and Thaumorpheus.)"

Dragon Guardian Temple.

  • They saw the Outer Gods' rampage onto Mewni unfold.
  • Icky: "..... Okay, I know the Outer Gods are pissed about Star screwing the Grand Design a new asshole, BUT THIS IS OVERKILL!!"
  • Gazelle: "The cosmic forces are attacking Mewman cities and villages, needlessly hurting people that may not even support what Star did!"
  • Lord Shen: "I knew Mewmans were guilty of Inter-Dimentional Imperialisum, but, I never wagered they be this mad at them for the trouble?!"
  • Mr. Krabs: "Ya don't suppose Star ended up saying something to offend them that MADE them want to be like this, do ya?"
  • Pang Bing: "Alas, she did. Star took her outrage too far and even went as far as threaten them for ever appearing in New Mewni."
  • Shifu: "It was feared this would happened. We need to quell these rampaging Outer Gods."
  • Ignitus: "Don't worry. The High Council is already making contact with the OF, they speicalises in quelling Rampaging Outer Gods. Your concern shall lie in relocating Star Butterfly and help her pacify the All-Mother AND get her to make amends with Thaumorpheus. Only they have the greater power to quell this cosmic rampage."
  • Sandy: "Then it's off to New M'onstrarus, cause we're gonna need Taffee's help."
  • ???: "You're gonna need me as well."
  • Blossoma appeared.
  • Icky: "Oh hey, that means the Magic Realms' is restored if you're here.... At least completely thanks to Star giving it a boost."
  • Blossoma: "Quite..... You need to be informed that Star and Friends went to seek out Glossaryck a good while ago. Getting Taffee's help is a good way to encourage travel into the rougher Multiverse neigherhoods."
  • Saetha and Anewas came in as well.
  • Saetha: "We want to help as well. Star and the others are our friends."
  • Anewas: "Also, these cosmic tandrums need to be quelled as quickly as possable, before either they end with Outer Gods bitter torwords inrealmers, or if Mewmans try to flee from Mewni into other dimentions and bring rampaging Outers here!"
  • Squidward: "And I speak for everyone when I say, NOBODY wants THAT kind of trouble!"
  • Spyro: Then let's move!
  • The group did that!

Chapter 3: Asper's Plan/Seth of Septarsis/Mewni Was Nobody's

Meeting Hall in Mewman Castle.

  • Archduke D'oughe Bagg had prepared an orderly and organised room as the Outer God Representives seen from Star's Trial sat in perfect rows with Thaumorpheus sitting at the center end of the table as the Archduke had the top center chair, where among them was the seen before Medley and the reveiled Prince Varlet.
  • Archduke Bagg: "..... I thank you all for attending this historic meeting."
  • Xexaxez Representive: "Uggghhhh, why are we being made to entertain this? Xorbin has already carried out their sentence."
  • Amoral One Citidel Leader: "Because I, the Citidel High Leader, will permit it if my son the Magic Elder has desired it, so do be paience, Prince Xalvador."
  • Thaumorpheus: "(Slight bemoaned groan), It's Thaumorpheus, Dad."
  • Citidel High Leader: "(Quietly) Son, remember to be more formal around the representives!"
  • Thaumorpheus: "(Dirgruntled moan), Nevermind then."
  • Archduke: "Still, I welcome the representives of the Outer Gods and Prince Varlet of the monsters for attending. Now, I do aim to get alot of subjects addressed, so-"
  • Thaumorpheus: "Wait a minute..... Pardon my interruption, Archduke, but.... Where's Star Butterfly?"
  • Archduke Bagg: ".... Curious Question. May I ask why you desired this infomation?"
  • Thaumorpheus: "Well, it's because.... I felt like the initional trial went, too sour, and, I desired for a more, proper take, where Xorbin will behaive himself this time! She was initionally taken by the human Marco Diaz and I assumed she would be back here. (The Archduke got nervious at that) I, hoped this meeting would lead to a re-trial so I can try to lead things into a compromise as opposed to this, absolutist folly. She's not too mad at me for the situation, is she?"
  • The Archduke was sweating like a sprinkler as both Outers and Varlet caught that......
  • Infinity Libarian Representive: "..... Are you, alright, good sir?"
  • Fear Bender Representive: "Heheheheheheh, and here I thought this was going to be boring! Stage Fright! Such a classic!"
  • Eraser Representive: "(Speaks in Chuthulian Languise, sounding annoyed)....."
  • Deity Queller Representive: "Can't believe I had adhered to this."
  • Edgewell Guard representive: "Tch, look at him sweat like a bitch! At least he knows Outer Gods when he sees them!"
  • Celest-Layer Representive: "Sorry, that could be my fault. I'm like many hot days and heatwaves rolled into one."
  • Buzzeon Representive: "Hehehe, I'll say, my burning lovely."
  • Celest-Layer Representive: "Never, in ANY, Multiverseal Rebirth."
  • Xalvador: "OH FOR CRUD'S SAKE, (TO THE ARCHDUKE) SAY SOMETHING, YOU PERPETUAL WATER-SACK?!"
  • Citidel High Leader: "AHEM?! Good prince, that is not a proper way to get a mortal out of a panic attack, espeically since your gaze only makes them MORE afraid! (Gets to the Archduke and shakes him down to calm down) Get ahold of yourself, Inrealmer. I know being surrounded by great Outer Gods is overwealming, but focus! Now, answer my son's question.... Where, is the Mewman, Star Butterfly/Pie?!"
  • Archduke Bagg: "(Whines in fear and worry)....."
  • Citidel High Leader: "...... I'll repeat, where is Star?!"
  • Thaumorpheus caught that something is up and goes up to the Archduke, the High Leader flouting aside as Thaumorpheus grabbed the Archduke desperately!
  • Thaumorpheus: "WHAT HAVE YOU DONE WITH STAR?!"
  • Archduke Bagg: "(Sounding like a scared pussy) I, exiled her group from Mewni, in hopes they would already be destroyed by your Outer Forces."
  • Thaumorpheus: "...... YOU DID WHAT?! (Angerly slams the Archduke into a wall?!) DON'T YOU KNOW THAT ALL YOU DID WAS LET STAR LOOSE INTO THE MULTIVERSE, AND LEFT HER ANGRY AND BITTER AS SHE WAS TAKEN BY HER FRIENDS AND LOVED ONES AND HAVE GONE WHO KNOWS WHERE AS XORBIN IS HOUNDING HER?! WHY WERE YOU MOTIVATED TO EXILE HER FRIENDS AND FAMILY, KNOWING THAT THEY WOULD GO AND GET HER OUT OF THE TRIAL?!"
  • Archduke Bagg: "I, I figured that if I had the destroyers of your realm thrown out, it would appease you that Mewni doesn't support Star and her companions anymore!"
  • Thaumorpheus: "YOU PREVENTED MY CHANCE TO TRY AND GET A RE-TRIAL IN TALKS IS WHAT YOU DID?! YOU SOLIDIFIVED A TRIAL THAT ENDED IMPROPERLY?! YOU, YOU IMBACILE, YOU RUINED MY HOPE TO PREVENT THIS MESS FROM ESCALATING?! (Gets upset) UGH?! UGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH?! (Throws the Screaming Archduke across the room as he crashed into the wall!)"
  • The Archduke wimpfully moaned in pain as he slid down.......
  • The High Leader was shocked from that display as the Representives just stared in shock.....
  • Citidel High Leader: ".... I thought it was noticed that you were so upset about all this from the trial..... Son, did you, bonded with Star Butterfly/Pie?"
  • Thaumorpheus: "..... THIS IS WHY I DON'T GET INVOLVED WITH POLITICS, DAD?! (Teleports off upset!)"
  • Citidel High Leader: "Son, wait!....... (Sighs).... I, apologise for that, representives. I, did not realised my son was under an Emotion High. I'll, have to consider setting him to re-take Amorality Training."
  • Varlet: "..... Medley, today is a good day! Soon, the wrongly usurped lands will no longer have Mewmans! It'll go back to being Old M'onstrarus! It'll belong to us monsters again."
  • Time Counciler Representive: "Uh, tecnecally speaking, Dear Prince..... This realm belongs to neither of you."
  • Varlet: "..... WHAT?!"
  • Prince Xalvador: "(Chuckles) Oh, ya didn't know? A lot of us were under the impression you knew. See, you "Monsters" are actselly reminants of the Bestiary Dimension, called the Bestiarians. They kinda made the same mistakes as Mewmans did and got too powerful for their own good, so my father sent the best Xzar in our race to, shall we say, approbeately deal with you. (Deadpan) Then suddenly a stupid Ressor showed up and brought it back in a weaker state!"
  • R-Fate Representive: "AS THE REPRESENTIVE R-FATE FOR THE RESSORS, I PROTEST THAT INSULT, XZAR?!"
  • Prince Xalvador: "But that is NOTHING compaired to how the same Ressor, also rescued the reminants of the formerly destroyed dimension that can still be powerful, with help of your parents, (Varlet got upset), to get the original variments to end up here and made up the story on how they were ALWAYS been here! In truth, this place was once a hapless pre-set dimension that didn't originally had sentient life! Apart from maybe defelupting raptorian tribes, but still! It was otherwise just a Worlder practice blank realm! Then it became subigated to the Ressors incerting monsters into this place, then cohersed a collection of defect Infintaries to pull the same stunt with Mewmans! Your "Legacy" in "Old M'onstrarus", are lies, kiddo!"
  • Prince Varlet: "..... YOU ARE THE WORST OF LIERS?! (Xalvador scoffeed bemused by the prince's willful ignorence) M'ONSTRARUS ALWAYS BELONGED TO MONSTERS?! AND NO ONE, NOT EVEN YOU LYING OUTERS, (The Representives got annoyed by the accusation), CAN SAY OTHERWISE?! ESPEICALLY NOT MEWMANS?! Medley, we're leaving?! (He leaves with a less confident Medley)....."
  • Pureton Representive: "...... Well..... This meeting, could've gone better."
  • The Outer God Representives vanished off teleporting away, as the Archduke was seen having overheard all OF that and has now become a nervious wreck....
  • Archduke Bagg: "..... I need to get Monsters Exiled to New M'onstrarus sooner then I thought! I, I need Contentyck?! (Runs off to his office) HOW CAN THIS GET WORSE?!"

New M'onstrarus

  • Sassafrass' house was seen.
  • His Personal Guards were seen patrolling.
  • One of them was seen guarding a room where inside, was Asper's Imprisonment skull.
  • Sassafrass: Okay, men. We have a new recruit with us. His name is Actin Musculus.
  • Personal Guard 1: "What's so special about a new guy?"
  • Personal Guard 2: "And when did introdusing new guys became a thing with you? You normally just hire them and they introduse themselves."
  • Sassafrass: "That's because this guard is special."
  • Personal Guard #3: Wait... Musculus? As in Musculus the Strong? His monster race is amongst the rarest since their war against Globgor's race.
  • Personal Guard 4: "HE'S A QUADTRUPLE-HORNED UNICORN WITH LAZER TEETH?!"
  • Awkword drum sound.....
  • Sassafrass: "..... He's, a Musculoird."
  • Personal Guard 5: "Ya mean like, the ones from that Pre-Mewman Era War between them and Globgor's race?"
  • Sassafrass: "Well I'm NOT TALKING ABOUT KAPPAS, AM I?! Ugh, it's bad enough the Outers are throwing their tantrum into the Mewmans of Mewni cause of Star's hapless destruction of magic, now the stress of having to attend a meeting in New Monstertown is additionalised by you half-wits, BEING HALFWITS?!"
  • A blue ape-like muscular monster came forth in the same armor as the personal guys. This, was the Musculoird.
  • The Personal guards gawked and freaked out at awe....
  • Musculoird: "..... (High-pitched Voice) Hey, I'm Actin. Nice to meet ya."
  • Silence.....
  • The Pearsonal Guards broke into laughter!
  • Personal Guard 6: "DUDE, WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOUR VOICE?!"
  • Actin: "Crotch-First into the Gullintine Dimension. (Laughter stopped)..... Oh, did I mention that I was a surviver from Asper Island and I WAS TORTURED THERE?! WAY TO BE SENSITIVE TO THE NEW GUY WHO EXSPEARIENCED HELL?!"
  • Personal Guard 1: "..... Ohhhhhhhh. So, much for being able to restore your spieces, then, cause, you guys are in VERY rare numbers now-a-days."
  • Actin: "OH THANKS FOR THE DAILY REMINDER I'M USELESS FOR THE SURVIVAL OF MY RACE, DINGDONGS?!"
  • Sassafrass: "Alright, alright, enough is enough! Now, I am off to that meeting. I want you halfwits to be nice to the new guy and to ESPEICALLY keep an eye on Asper's Skull! I had, been concerned with it recently, and I rather nothing happened to it before I am able to reinforce it's power to keep Asper contained."
  • Personal Guard 2: "Don't worry, sir, we're taking this as seriously as possable."
  • Sassafrass: "See that you do, else the fear of losing a paycheck por a job, I ensure you, IS THE LEAST OF YOUR CONCERNS? (Teleports off)....."
  • Personal Guard 7: "..... Wow, he is STILL taking the Mina thing hard."
  • Personal Guard 8: "(Oinks), And I no think Outers being upset is helping."
  • Personal Guard 1: ".... Alright new guy, since you're gonna be one of us, you're gonna have to go through, the initiation."
  • Actin: "I already did like 10 surveys on why I should basicly be a babysitter to an old Septarian, what MORE do ya want?"
  • Personal Guard 1: "Not a survay, my friend.... I'm talking, something between us. A test of bravery."
  • Actin: "Tch, I seen the horrors of Asper Island, it's kinda one and done with whatever you guys can dish out."
  • Personal Guard 1: "Oh yeah tough guy? (Gets to the Asper door, gets the guard to move aside, and opens it, showing the barely still intact but cracked imprisonment skull of Asper).... Then prove it, by going to Asper's skull, to touch it."
  • Actin: "..... I'm pretty sure Sassafrass wants us to take that thing seriously and not mess around with it like monsterlings."
  • Personal Guard 9: "What's the matta? Are ya a Brog?"
  • The Personal Guards laughed!
  • Actin: "It has nothing to do with being afraid, I'm just being practical that the elder DOESN'T want us to treat that thing like a toy!"
  • Personal Guard 3: "Tch, so much for that famous Musculoird bravery!"
  • The Personal Guards laugh as finally Actin got his buttons pushed!
  • Personal Guard 1: "(Laughs), But, but, to level with ya here, alot of new guards after we left the Endless Gold Rush Dimension touched that thing before, and nothing BAD happened!"
  • Actin: "(Angerly) You already had me at challanging my bravery. Ya don't need to offer false comfert."
  • Actin entered the room bravely, but cautiously, as the closer he gets, the more the skull turns red.
  • Personal Guard 4: "Don't worry about the colors, that's just Asper trying to scare you off so he's left alone to stew in his hateful muck!"
  • Actin: "No, that's not it at all. My father was a Imprisonment Skull maker. He makes things like this for a living. And usually, the colors warn of lack of stability.
  • Personal Guard 6: "Meaning, what exactly?"
  • Actin: "..... THAT'S SKULL'S GONNA BLOW?! TAKE COVER?!"
  • The Personal Guards panic as Actin body slams the skull with his body!
  • Asper's laughter was heard!

Outside of Sassafrass's house.

  • Coffee and Taffee were seen approuching it.
  • Coffee: "You know the old lizard has left for New Monstertown by now."
  • Taffee: "Yes, but it might help to check on the Personal Guards of his to confirm if he did already left so to avoid a wild goos-"
  • The Personal Guards just got out, but then a magical exploudsion occured that harmed and singed the Personal Guards greatly as Coffee protected Taffee with a sheild, though Taffee had a magic sheild of her own....
  • Taffee: "..... It was curtious of you all the same."
  • Coffee: "What're cousins for?"
  • Suddenly, Actin emerged from the destroyed home of Sassafrass.
  • Taffee: "..... Actin, is that you? What happened?"
  • Actin: ".... (Starts laughing with a slightly more deeper voice).... Actin, is it? I thought I reckitnsed this moronic blue ape!"
  • Coffee: "..... You, did say he lost his uh, reproductives to the gullotine dimention, right?"
  • Taffee: "..... (Gets abit scared) Actin, what is going on?"
  • "Actin": "Wouldn't you like to know, Septarians?"

Music was heard.

I Go Looney (feat

I Go Looney (feat. Mark Hamill)

  • Apawn the Climax, Asper's ghostly spirit was reveiled on Actin's face, which scared Taffee and Coffee as they both screamed and fell down, then the pocessed Actin flew off into the sky flying off into a portal!
  • Coffee: "...... PLEASE TELL ME I DID NOT JUST SAW ASPER'S SPIRIT POCESSING THE MUSCULOIRD TO DO A SONG AND DANCE NUMBER AND THEN FLY OFF INTO THE SKY TO ESCAPE TO A PORTAL?!"
  • Taffee: "IF I HAD ASSURED YOU IT'S NOT THE CASE, I WOULD BE DISHONEST?!"
  • Coffee: "OH CRAP, OH CRAP OH CRAP OH CRAP?! ASPER'S-"
  • Taffee quieted up Coffee to prevent concern citizens from hearing.
  • Taffee: "(Quietly) We are dealing with this, ourselfs, and quietly!"
  • Coffee: ".... Understood."
  • Taffee got to a personal guard.
  • Taffee: "Where's Sassafrass?"
  • Personal Guard 10: "He already left for his ambassitor meeting by now."
  • Taffee: "..... Coffee, come, we have to address this. And we're bringing Lattee along. (She and Coffee left)."

Lattee's location.

  • Fritilla was seen holding onto Lattee as he rode on a speeding dragon-winged cheetah evading persuing Verse Raiders!
  • Lattee: "Star must've REALLY messed up if the Outers are allowing deviants to cause trouble?!"
  • Fritilla: "AND APPEARENTLY THEY'RE FOCUSED ON MEWMANS?! LATTEE, PLEASE GET ME OUT OF HERE?!"
  • Lattee: "Don't worry, these guys won't be able to-"
  • Suddenly Verse Raiders intersected their escape!
  • The Verse Raiders had them surrounded.....
  • Eraser Raider Chuthuluian: "Surrender the Mewman, Bestiarian, and you'll be spared from being sold in the Raider's market as a pet."
  • Lattee: "Ugh, I TOLD YOU GUYS, I'M A SEPTARIAN, NOT A, WHATEVER YOU JUST SAID?!"
  • Eraser Raider Crab: "Hehehe, you don't know, do ya, boy? Mewni didn't belonged to anyone. You were just apart of a rogue Infintary's little gameplan ever since you were first introdused to it by the Ressors. You were from the Bestiary Dimension, before Xestroyus got to work on it and wrecked it, only for that same Ressor to bring it back to a weaker state!"
  • Lattee: ".... YOUR LYING?! THE MONSTER KING AND QUEEN OF OLD HAD ALWAYS SAID THAT-"
  • The Verse Raiders laughed!
  • A Cosmic Brute approuched Lattee and grabbed him!
  • Cosmic Brute: "Boy..... The old rulers were IN on it.... They, lied."
  • Lattee was confused and was noted to start having small tears.
  • Lattee: "None of what you are saying makes sense!"
  • Cosmic Brute: "Too bad you'll never be able to find that out, cause you'll be worth a fortune when we-"
  • Suddenly, Chaemera appeared and roared at the Verse Raiders and began to battle them!
  • Taffee and Coffee appeared on Draogon-Winged Cheetahs as well!
  • Coffee: "THIS WAY, BOY?! AND YOUR MEWMAN GIRLFRIEND TOO?!"
  • The four retreated off!
  • Fritilla: "WHAT ABOUT CHAEMERA?!"
  • Taffee: "Don't worry. He'll be an even match for the Verse Raiders. They'll be battling eachother for long enough until these matters are settled."
  • Lattee: "..... Taffee, I need to ask you something.... Those Verse Raiders said something about, Mewni never belonging to anyone, and the old rulers lied about it because of Ressors, please tell me they were just trying to freak me out!"
  • Coffee and Taffee looked eachother in concern, as if they are aware of something.....
  • Lattee: "..... Wait..... Captain Coffee, Lady Taffee, what's wrong?"
  • Coffee: "..... Young Lattee, we..... We have, all too much to discuss. But first things first, we need to get to Sassafrass."
  • Lattee: "Why?"
  • Coffee: "One word: Asper."
  • Lattee: "(Looks concerningly at Fritilla who returned it)..... Say no more. We'll help stop Asper. Rampaging Outers is bad enough for Mewmans as it is. Their corrupting enfluence coming back is just pushing it now!"
  • The Dragon-Winged Cheetahs and their riders flew off as they entered portals.

Mewni

  • Asper: (He arrived at New Monstertown still going through reconstruction since it's destruction by Toffee)... AT LAST!!!! (He enters the town as his monster body made him unrecognizable to the inhabitants)... ("Well, at least this loathsome monster is good for SOMETHING!")
  • ???: Oh my God! Is that... A Musculoird?
  • Asper: ("... Minus the fact I forgot about the KIND of monster.")
  • Monster #1: I thought they were very rare since the Sizeshifter-Musculoird War.
  • Asper:... (Monstrous voice disguise) I'm a traveler. ("Well thank goodness I didn't use the kind of magic that allowed for vocal changes that had my voice sound like my normal form.... Even if it's magic, even I have to question that kind of logic about how the vocal change works!")
  • Monster #2: Aww. On your own. Did those Solarians have anything to do it?
  • Asper: Solarians?... They've been decommissioned for generations.
  • Monster #1: Oh, that's more sad. You are more isolated than we thought. Well we've been through a lot of craziness.
  • Asper:...... I'm curious. What happened here?

French Narrator: One Explanation Later...

  • Asper: (In a large monster house)... ("Well that changes everything.... And I believe I can make this work to my advantage. I must find Mina Loveberry! But first things first: Where the devil did that girl go?!") (He looked out his window and quickly became concern on Taffee and Coffee arriving with Lattee from the New M'onstarus portal as they're meeting with Sassafrass)... ("Oh that is DEFINITELY going to be a hindrance. I may have to consider moving as fast as his clumsy bulk of a body can allow!") Um, thank you for the hospitality. I must move. Got things to do. VEEEERY tight schedule.
  • Monster #1: Goodbye! (Asper made a run for it)
  • Sassafrass: "MY HOUSE IN NEW MONSTRARUS HAS BEEN WHAT?!"
  • Coffee: "Are you getting deaf in your years, elder? She literally said that your house exploded in magic!"
  • Lattee: "(Shoves Coffee) AHEM!..... Don't worry sir, your elite guards are mostly fine, give or take injuries being tended to. However, we found two concerning things..... Muscleface is missing, and, this. (Shows the cracked imprisonment skull of Asper, as Sassafrass gasped!)........"
  • Sassafrass: "..... (Quietly) We must keep this to ourselves to prevent a panic. As far as these people know, what they potaintionally saw arriving to town was a lost and isolated Musculoird. I worry these people may've unwittingly exposed certain events to him."
  • Coffee: "(Quietly) Those idiots?!"
  • Sassafrass: "(Quietly) They didn't know, fool! Now, summon my elites, any that didn't got injured. We are containing this."

Later...

  • Lattee kicked the door down as some well elitles and Coffee readied their weapons as Taffee and Sassafrass teleported in!
  • Sassafrass: "Alright, Asper, we- (Saw that the house was empty)...... Damn..... He saw us coming. I should've figured."
  • Lattee: "Should we really be surprised? This was Asper we're talking about."
  • Taffee: "We need to figure out where he went."
  • Coffee: "..... Based on how he likely had learned of certain events..... I have one idea where he might go.... The Loveberry girl."
  • Taffee: "..... We need to get to the Lodgers, now!"

Mewkatrazaass Prison

  • Mina Loveberry was seen among many Mewman and monster criminals in a cafeteria eating prison food slop.
  • A Sharkman Monster and two Gangster Roach Friends looked at Mina's location.....
  • Sharkman Monster: "..... (Quietly) I'm gonna do it, boys. I'm gonna give that Solarian whore something to cry about."
  • Gangster Roach 1: "(Quietly) Wouldn't go for it, man."
  • Gangster Roach 2: "(Quietly) That girl's bad news."
  • Sharkman Monster: "(Quietly) Well think how much I can become the top dog here if I got to be the guy that killed that freak! I'll run this prison! Just you watch. (Approuches Mina's table)...."
  • Mina: "..... If you know what's good for you, scram, ya dingus."
  • Sharkman Monster: "..... Tch. Without those giant suits of armor, yer nothing. You are just the last piece of a relic to one of the worse times of Monster history. And I have a lot to gain, to be the one that gets rid of it."
  • Mina: "..... I know nearly 7000-and-a-half ways to take down a Sharkaman and 590 more on how to gut them like a fish! Even with only a lousy SPORK, I'll do it?!"
  • Sharkman Monster: "Tch, you're lucky you're not a death row inmate for what you pulled since Eclipsa kneels to Star's interests too easily. Anyone like you otherwise, Mewman AND Monster alike, could've already gotten their head shoved into the Gullintine Dimention by now."
  • Mina: "Not kidding what I said though. Last warning. SCAT!!!"
  • Sharkman: "..... (Flips the table over as the chairs remained, with Mina not even phased by it)......"
  • Mina: "...... Ya know, that slop may be disgusting, (Gets up) But it WAS my only food here."
  • Sharkman: "Well consider it, (Pulls out a conceiled specialised knife) The last meal you'll ever get. And say hello, to the knife that Seth himself used to kill Solaria. I got it from him as his best monster commander for his honor."
  • Mina: Hmm. I see. General Bruce Carcharodon. Never thought I'd meet you. I hear talk you filled your entire gulf with the blood of Mewmans.
  • Sharkman (Carcharodon): That's right. I hear talk you're... REALLY bananas.
  • Mina: It was all in the name of Queen Solaria.
  • Carcharodon: Well she was a murderous barbarianess. She killed my mother in cold blood and put her carcass on a cross on an islet back home. The sight of it makes me sick. Now, I get to use the instrument of Solaria's death, ON YOUR STUPID BITCHASS!! (Charges at Mina)"
  • Mina: (Dodges as she rolled behind him) I may be disabled of my Solarian powers, but I can still fight. (Kicks him down knocking out all of his teeth as he recovered and grew new teeth)... Want to try that again, ya giant walking mouth with teeth?
  • Carcharodon: "When I'm done with you, brat, your death, will be subjected to another Magic Commission conspiracy to be kept quiet to prevent Star from being desistated that her efferts for keeping you alive were for nought!"
  • Mina: Normally I wouldn't start no prison riot... But my agonizing time in a prison of the 'true monsters' have taught me prison riots are too common for me to care. So, bring it on. (She and Carcharodon fought while this played, and she was even amazed that she could channel her Solarian powers again to buff up into her strong form)
EPIC ROCK ''Daylight Die'' by Extreme Music feat

EPIC ROCK ''Daylight Die'' by Extreme Music feat. Dan Murphy

  • Carcharodon: (He was stabbed to death with Seth's knife)... I'll see you in hell!... (Dies)
  • Mina depowered down and calmed down....
  • Mina: "If so, expect a long wait, beast! In the MT... I'M A SOLARIAN AGAIN!!! Guess mudsister finally grew some nuts."
  • ???: Impressive. (Mina was shocked to see Asper in his monster body)
  • Mina: A MUSCULOIRD!!!! (Takes the knife and points it at him) YOU WANT SOME OF THIS TOO?!
  • Asper:... The knife that ended Queen Solaria's life. (Grabs it from her)... A trophy of my possession.
  • Mina: WHO ARE YOU, MONSTER?!?
  • Asper: Oh, someone you're lucky to have come across again. (He knocks out his host body while Asper's ghost body came out)...
  • Mina:... Prime Major Admiral Asper Swipe!... What has happened to you?! Did those filthy monsters kill you?!
  • Asper: "More like, I was turned into a ghost by a Manapede with PTXRSD in the endless gold rush dimention and then imprisoned into an imprisonment skull until I managed to escape and possess the sad oaf into coming here."
  • Mina: "...... And I thought I went through weird stuff."
  • Asper: "So now, I'm pretty much stuck in this ghostly body since I lost my physical body, and even with this Manapede likely dealt with at this point, it appears to be a more periment spell even with it's shorce gone. I couldn't interact with anything, only people could interact with me."
  • Mina:... Why couldn't you just wait for someone to touch you and then, OHHHHHHHHHHHHH, right, right, THAT'S how you got here. Nevermind, that was just me being a bit stupid there.
  • Asper: "Well that's why you were more a soldier, not a thinker. Point is, this inconvinence got me in a realization. So obviously, being of mortal flesh with an immortal's lifespan is not enough anymore. I would have to assend to Outer God status to atthive my goal."
  • Mina: "Why Outer God and not normal ones?"
  • Asper: "Inrealm Gods are subugated to morality illness to prevent misguided or ungodly feelings. Outer Gods process the kind of immortality free of morality illness."
  • Mina: ".... I'm just gonna take that as you liking to aim high."
  • Asper: "Fair enough. Anyway, I heard that you managed to restore a briefly-revived Solarian Program."
  • Mina: "Yeah, but Star ruined it when she wrecked the magic realms."
  • Asper: "Well obviously Thaumorpheus did not allow a permanent destruction due to the realm's impourence."
  • Mina: "Yeah but the Solarians still went bust."
  • Asper: "Likely because the magic in them died out too quickly for it to resurge due to being recent. Also obviously because you were using older models. What you need is to make more upgraded models not so easily subjugated to the limits of relying on magic being uninterrupted and the aged state of time's treatment on them."
  • Mina: "Well it's not like since Solaria's death that the royal family kept it going! We're kinda stuck with the old models."
  • Asper: "Then let's, renew them. Give the old scrap heaps a much needed, due upgrade. And I think some reshorces from the Roboloid Dimention, could be ripe for the taking."
  • Mina: ".... That, is why you are Prime Major Admiral, sir."
  • Asper: (He returns to his monster body) And hopefully, when I get the right power, I can restore my true body and get out of this abomination. This body is a curse and a disrespect to my name, but I must use it for now because one can only do so much as a ghost until an imprisonment skull is used on you.
  • Mina:... I need to let you know that being in a monster body has repercussions. Star herself became a monster one time because of one of Globgor's old creations and her mind was being transformed into that of a monster. The monster side refused to die, so... You can see why the brat would resort to such a terrorist act. It messes with your thinking loaves! You might want to get your true body back soon, or else you're going to share the same fate.
  • Asper: I am well aware and aim to fix it as quickly as possible.
  • Mina: "Just making sure. (Broly's up and grabs Asper and flew off as her ponytails turn into propellers, and escaped just as security arrived!)"
  • Warden: ".... Aw, s***. Not only did Mina took ANOTHER INMATE'S LIFE, (Points to Carch's carcuss as his Roach Gangster friends morn for him), BUT SHE ALSO ESCAPED?!"
  • Security Guard 1: "I told you we should've invested in magic secuity shields!"
  • Warden: "I WAS THINKING ABOUT THE MAGIC-EATER INMATES THAT'LL GET STRONG FROM THE SHEILD BY SIMPLY SUCKING ON IT?!"
  • Security Guard 2: "You also DIDN'T REINFORCE THE WALLS AND CEILINGS AND/OR ROOF TO PREVENT FLYING PRISONERS FROM JUST BUSTING THROUGH AND ESCAPING THE ENTIRE TIME?!"
  • Warden: "RENOVATIONS WOULD BE EXPENSIVE AND COSTLY, THIS OLD PRISON CAN'T AFFORD THAT?!"
  • Security Guard 3: "BUT YOU WERE ABLE TO AFFORD A GIANT CRUSE-SHIP SIZED BOAT THAT AN ORGANISED ESCAPE CAN EFFERTLESSLY USED IF PRISONERS KNEW THAT, RIGHT?!"
  • Warden: "HEY, IT WAS ONE OF THE LAST THINGS I BOUGHT IN QUEST BUY WHEN THEY WERE CLOSING DOWN AND GOT CONVERTED INTO DIMENTION MART AND GOT BETTER EMPLOYEES AND BUSINESS STANDERDS AND BETTER PRICES THEN QUESTBUY?! EXTRA EMPESSIS ON THE BETTER EMPLOYEES, CAUSE THE SLOTHS ARE REPLACED WITH THE CHEETAH PEOPLE OF CHEETARA OF THE AFRICA DIMENTION?!"
  • Septarian Security Leader: "Wait.... Sir, was it really a good idea for you and the others to just admit all those things you guys just said to a lunchroom full of inmates?"
  • Warden: "What're you- (Realised all the inmates had listened to that)....... Ohhhhhhh, s***berries."

Distence from the Island.

  • 6 seconds of silence, then suddenly, flying prisoners flew off the prison in a swarm while non-flyers made a mad dash to a large prison boat and boarded it!
  • The Warden was shocked at this occuring......
  • Warden: "...... I'm gonna get fired, aren't I?"
  • Security Guard 4: "Yeah, Archduke Bagg is gonna throw a s***fit at this."

Seth of Septarsis' House

  • Seth of Septarsis, still as a Xoldier, was seen in his Xzar depiction riddled home, watching the crumble of Mewni civilisation fall to Outer God Judgement.
  • Seth's Xoldier: "..... Heh.... To think, all it took was Star Butterfly being a stupid ungrateful c**t to the Outers for this to be happening.... I didn't even have to do anything. Mewmans always find a way to doom themselves. Now, I just need to be able to sway monsters back into my waiting arms."
  • Mina kicked the door down.
  • Mina: "YAYAYAYAYAAAAAH!!! ALRIGHT SETH, WE'RE- (Saw the Depicitions of Xexaxez all stareing at her) Ahhh, ahhh, AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!! SEBASTIAN, COVER YOUR EYES?! (She does that as did Sebastian)......
  • Asper: "(Walks in as Actin) (Looks at the Xzar Depictions unimpressed).... Tch. Never pegged you for an artist, Seth."
  • Seth's Xoldier: "WHO ARE YOU TO INSULT ME, MUSCULOIRD?! Be thankful, I deemed your rare race too valuable for my cause to just slaughter and kill yo- (Senses familiar energy)..... Hehehehehehehe..... Asper, you magnificent bastard. I had heard about your, ghostly predicament. I always knew an imprisonment skull can't hold you."
  • Asper: "I anticipated you would know. (Phases out of Actin)."
  • Actin: "(High-Pitched Voice returned) HUH, WHAT IN THE, (Saw that he was in Seth's house with the depictions all staring down) (Screams blood curdlling!) FORBIDDEN ONES?! (Runs to a corner and crys phathicly) MAKE THEM GO AWAY, MAKE THEM GO AWAY?!"
  • Seth's Xoldier: "Sorry, they're sort've how I ensure privacy.... And/or when I know I have guests. And I know it's a good system when even Mina's freaked out."
  • Asper: "..... Then it's time you stop hiding behind the Xzars, Seth. (Starts blasting at the walls and the depictions, but they just ghosted through)... Oh, right. The Ghost Prisoner Spell. (He reentered Actin and finished the job, destorying Seth's house, which surprised and freaked out Septarians of Septarsis)...... Mina, you can uncover your eyes now."
  • Mina did that, as did Sebastian.....
  • Mina: "..... Hehehehe, sorry Admiral."
  • Seth's Xoldier: "..... (Smug Chuckle).... I'm surprised you resisted the stare of the Xzars, Asper...."
  • Asper: "I am already long damaged by these, outer monsters."
  • Seth's Xoldier: ".... So the legend was true. You DO have PTXRSD!"
  • Asper: "And thus, I am now too broken for these Xzars to ever scare me as easily again.... Because they already took, everything from me.... Including the only ever person I loved."
  • Seth's Xoldier: "Oh boo-hoo! Well why bother with me, Asper? Showing up to an Outer God is a SUCKER'S bet!"
  • Asper: "Simple, really..... I had deemed you unworthy of those powers of an Outer God, as I desire them for myself."
  • Seth's Xoldier: "..... I, DARE YOU?! (Charges at Asper)"
  • Asper: "NOW WHO'S MAKING A SUCKER'S BET?! MINA?!"
  • Mina: YES!! (She got out a Solarian Sword and attacked him, slicing off his head which he regrew)
  • Seth: GAAAAAAAHAAAAAAAHAAAAAGH!!!! REGENERATING HURTS NOW!!!!
  • Asper: So I have heard. You were afraid of becoming a has-been and was desperate to seek the same power I want now, from a broken tablet. This tablet couldn't access such power because of what time did to it. But you took the risk and paid the price.
  • Seth: YOU WOULDN'T UNDERSTAND!!! I may be in endless pain, but you are the LAST person I'd turn to for a cure. I'll NEVER let you have such power! You'll NEVER find that tablet.
  • Asper: You mean THIS tablet? (He found the broken tablet and magically fixed it)
  • Seth: NOOOOOOO!!!! (He tried attacking him as he magically froze him in place)
  • Asper: Be grateful I'm freeing you from everlasting pain. And don't worry. I will utilize this power for the good of Mewni.
  • Seth: Don't do it, Asper! Your dead love wouldn't want this from you.
  • Mina: YOU HAVE NO RIGHT TO TELL HIM WHAT TO DO, MONSTER!!!
  • Asper: (He incited the chant and started to slowly change Seth back to his normal self while he took the dark power for himself)
  • Seth: NOOOOOOOOOO!!!! (Asper escaped Actin's body and glows in Xoldier energy)
  • Actin: WHA, WHAT'S HAPPENING?!? (He was knocked out with a magic snap from Asper)
  • Asper: (He became himself again, and even not only restoring his spear staff, but upgraded it to have a Solarian blade)... AT LAST!!!! THE POWER AND THE BODY!!! ASPER SWIPE, IS BACK!!!
  • Seth: YOU NEED TO BE STOPPED!!!!
  • X-Asper: "You're welcome to attempt it, Seth. After all, we have a war to finish. (Vanishes off with Mina and Sebastian)."
  • Seth: ".... Tch. Much as I like that things got WAY more interesting now with an Outer God leading Mewmans to war, things have gotten intense. If I don't play this right, then Monsters too will be dragged into facing an Outer's wrath! But, on the plus-side.... This situation is what I need to get monsters to come crawling back to me. (Looks at Actin)..... (Grabs Actin and began slapping him to wake up)!"
  • Actin: "OW MY FREAKING FACE?! (Sees Seth)..... Seth of Septarsis? You still live?"
  • Seth: "Yeah, I'm getting the feeling the conception of me being dead is going to be a common annoyence. Alright, Musculoird. Since you had the nerve to be pocessed by Asper and subsiquintly destroyed my house, YOU, are in debt to me, for I call the Monster Law of Dept! He who broke something of a monster, must repay that mistake in full!"
  • Actin: "To be fair, your house was crawling with depictions of the forbidden ones and- (Realises something).... Those rumors were true! You WERE a Xoldier! But, why are you normal now!"
  • Seth: "Again, thanks to you getting pocessed by Asper, he managed to steal my granted Xoldier powers and became one himself! Thanks to you being weak-minded, guess what, ASPER'S AN OUTER GOD NOW?!"
  • Actin: "..... Ugh, I AM SO REPORTING THOSE IDIOT GUARDS FOR MAKING ME DO THAT STUPID AND RECKLESS INITSIATION OF TRYING TO EVEN TOUCH THE STUPID THING TO SASSAFRASS?!"
  • Seth: "Worry about that in your own free time, Musculoird. Now, I want you to bring Prince Varlet's attention to me, tell him... The Champion of Septarsis, has come home."
  • Actin: ".... I, don't have a choice in this, do I?"
  • Seth: "Kinda how the Debt Law works, genius. (Smacks Actin up his feet, as he was force to run off and do his task)...... Wanna be serious, Asper?.... Let's get, serious."

Archduke's office.

  • Archduke Bagg: "THOSE BUNGLERS?! NOT ONLY IS MINA ON THE LOOSE, BUT THE ENTIRE PRISON POPULATION HAS ESCAPED AND NOW CRIME HAS BROKEN OUT IN AN ALREADY DISORGANISED PLACE WHERE VILLAGES ARE BEING SMITED BY ANGERED OUTER GODS?! Contentyck, you're the closest being I can trust anymore, (Contentyck was seen eating an ice cream sundae with all the flavors and toppings), even if you were more rediculious then even Glossaryck at his weird moments, you still know what you talk about at the least. Please inform me that making my mass banishment spell is all but ensured!"
  • Contentyck: "Ohhhhhhh boy. I, really don't know how to explain this, but..... Magic coming here, maaaaaaaaaaaaay be abit of an issue, cause, for the moment, Mewni, can't access magic."
  • Archduke Bagg: "WHAT?!"
  • Contentyck: "Well..... Ya know how Star was the one that wrecked the magic realms to begin with and how she was a mewman? Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeellllllllllllllllllllll...... Thaumorpheus is having the magic flow not come here anymore as per request from the other Outer Gods, cause, to put it lightly..... Mewmanity has really screwed the pooch this time."
  • Archduke Bagg: "..... GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH?! THEN HOW AM I SUPPOSE TO MAKE MY MASS-BANISHMENT SPELL TO NEW M'ONSTRARUS NOW?!"
  • Contentyck: "Well, short of anything that would just put Mewmans in an even badder light, like, syphining the magic realms of the magic, well, I....... I'm just gonna say it."
Smg4 Your screwed

Smg4 Your screwed

Contentyck Sings this.

  • Archduke Bagg: "THIS HAS BEEN, (Cries), THE OPPISITE OF HELPFUL, CONTENTYCK?! (X-Asper and Mina entered his office as he didn't realised it) I NEED TO RESOVLE THIS NOW, BEFORE IT GETS WORSE?!"
  • X-Asper: "Abit too late on that, my former star pupel."
  • Archduke Bagg screamed feminately at the sight of Asper and Mina!
  • Archduke Bagg: "..... M-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-Master Asper, is, is THAT YOU?!"
  • X-Asper: "Surprised? And impressed with my Outer God perfection? It's weight? It's... Girth?"
  • Contentyck: "Duh, I can see this is between you two, I'm just gonna, NOT be here. (Poofs away!)"
  • Archduke Bagg: "CONTENTYCK, DON'T LEAVE?!"
  • X-Asper: "He wouldn't be much help against me anyway, Bagg! Now..... What's this about my understanding of you exiling Star's possie?"
  • Archduke Bagg: "I, I was hoping it would ease the Outer Gods into negosiations."
  • X-Asper: "..... Bagg, if the Outer Gods could be easily lulled into making deals, THERE WOULD'VE BEEN MORE INTER-DIMENTIONAL EMPIRES THEN THE NONE OF THEM THERE ARE?!"
  • Archduke Bagg: "But I figured that by submitting, they would give Mewmans another chance!"
  • X-Asper: "Take it from an old victim of the Xzars, Bagg..... They don't bargain with our kind. All you did, was prevent ME from coming after them right away! And that, is once again, another failure, you failure."
  • Archduke Bagg: "No please, don't hurt me, (Curls up into fetal position) I'm without magic?!"
  • X-Asper: "Oh don't get me wrong, you phathic welp..... You're not worth the trouble in absorbing your weak energy.... I'll just go as far as to take away your ill-suited title as king and be done with it. Mina?"
  • Mina cracked her fist happly snarling.....
  • Archduke Bagg: "Wait, wait, wait!"
  • Mina threw Archduke Bagg out the window as he screamed and fell into mud!
  • Bagg's voice: "EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW?!"
  • X-Asper: "..... Now, it's time for a little visit into the Robotloid Dimention."

A Quick Visit to the Robotloid Dimention Later

  • X-Asper: (He was restoring the Solarian Army with new Roboloid machinery in the abandoned Butterfly Castle and sung this as the autonomous Solarian machines marched to battle)
Chiwetel Ejiofor - Be Prepared (2019) (From "The Lion King" Audio Only)

Chiwetel Ejiofor - Be Prepared (2019) (From "The Lion King" Audio Only)

Asper's Song To The New Solarian Army

  • (Deadpool): "Wow, probuly the one good thing from the live action Lion King Movie."

Meanwhile...

  • Prince Varlet was found standing near the memorial statues of King and Queen Varlet, the monster rulers of old....
  • Medley: "..... Listen, Var, I'm sure your folks would be proud of-.... Whatever it is they'll be proud of yout for. I know, that statement sucks, but, you barely got to do much of, anything."
  • Prince Varlet: "Only because Globgor was in the way. Though now, given the Mewman Bagg was rude, yet generious in some way, enough to banish him along with the rest of Star's circle, with the over-rated "Icon of Monsters" out of the way, I can finally assend to my rightful place as the leader Monsters need."
  • Medley: "Weeeeeeeeellllll, there's STILL the Monster Council, and, they ARE abit, detered, about you still holding grudgematches with Mewmans, duh, understandable reasons aside. They'll only be motivated to put you in charge as if a terrorable thing has befallen us and they don't have Globgor to beg to make it better."
  • Prince Varlet: "Exampling of examples, Medley?"
  • Medley: "Okay, do you ALWAYS have to do the weird speaking thing? It gets to even ME sometimes."
  • Prince Varlet: "You are speaking to a monster with poetic tongue, Medley. As the rightful ruler of M'onstrarus, I need to represent! Now, again, exampling of examples?"
  • Medley: ".... (Dejected sigh), Okay, I'll roll with it. Ahem. Okay, worse case scenario, Asper comes back, and becomes like, an Outer God, of any type, dare I say, even one of the forbidden ones, or at least like, one of their freaks like, a Xoldier. Heck, let's add him freeing the Loveberry psyco to REALLY sauce up the worse of worse cases. I could see the Elders looking past your bad attatude if THAT'S the case, espeically with Globgor absint, but cosmicly speaking, the odds of that being the case are a zillion to 1-"
  • Actin showed up!
  • Actin: "Prince Varlet! I bring terrorable news! You must see Seth of Septarsis!"
  • Prince Varlet: "Tch, inform Seth that cause of him assusiating with the forbidden ones, he is unworthy to even be graced by my arse, much less ALL of me!"
  • Actin: "Do be made aware, your highness. It involves Asper! (Medley was shocked with a girly scream) He escaped from his imprisonment skull, possessed me to free Mina Loveberry and has stolen Seth's Xoldier energy and assended to being one himself! (Medley got even more shocked with a louder girly scream) As we speak, it is likely Asper will aim to remake the Solarian Program, only it'll be worse then ever! (Medley freaks out and screams like a girl even louder) WILL YOU CUT IT OUT WITH SCREAMING LIKE A FEMALE ALREADY?!"
  • Prince Varlet: "Agreeable of agreements, Medley, it is not male-like to SCREAM like that!"
  • Medley stops!
  • Medley: "..... Oooookay, I do see that as being, bad, but, it doesn't exactly excuse Seth of all bad actering, as-"
  • Prince Varlet: "Halt, Friend Medley..... Now, by all means, I'm still weary of Seth myself, but.... An Outer God Asper is something too serious for petty grievances relating to the last Forbidden One attack. Like it or not, the warriest of wars is upon us! Musculoird, inform Seth that I will see him soon, I will alarm the council of this!"
  • Actin: "Aw gees, do I look like the messinger? He spefifically asked to see you?"
  • Prince Varlet: "Tch, Seth has always been the demanding one. Fine, Medley, YOU go and tell the elders, and I speak to Seth."
  • Medley: "Varlet, I know the prospect of Asper becoming a forbidden one is like, super-frightening as f***, but, I can't say Seth's now the lesser of two evils here!"
  • Prince Varlet: "All the same, Medley, I can't chance monster lives to fall to that maniac once again! Now post-haste! (Prince Varlet left with Actin)....."
  • Medley sighed.....
  • Medley: ".... (Quietly) I hope Taffee's doing okay. (Flew off)."

Taffee's Location

  • Sassafrass: "And, that's the full story, young Lattee. I'm sorry you were given a pre-mature realisation from crude Verse Raiders."
  • Lattee: "..... So, this land, belonged to nobody?"
  • Sassafrass: "Well, apart from tecnecally the native Isleraptorians that had left what was Asper Island, which sunk into the sea at this point, yes. We're just as much unexpected colonists escaping from the harsh actions of the Forbidden Ones, as Mewmans were."
  • Lattee: ".... But, why did it feel like being in here was right?"
  • Sassafrass: "Unlike Mewmans, Monsters don't ask for much to make a home anywhere. Just have a healthy environment with a good ecosystem and a healthy prey population and decent enough living conditions and we can thrive. We can adapt to even the most foreign of environments as long as it can sustain us. Mewmans, had required more, voluptuous tastes for living arrangements. Thus, it was why we conflicted at all. Mewmans were taking more then the land was willing to offer."
  • Coffee: "Personally, I would like to argue that we came here first and the Mewmans arriving here was a giant gassy afterthought."
  • Lattee: ".... Pardon my rudeness captain, but, I'm surprised you're not more angry at this."
  • Coffee: ".... Taffee and Sassafrass already told me about this ever since I was brought back from the Overt-Happiness Dimension. I already spent my anger in this.... Why else did you think I willed myself to be pacified as my cousin's little lapdog? Did you not find it odd I would've carried on getting revenge on Mewmans the moment I was back? They told me this horrid truth to make me realize that everything I did in the war, even trying to get revenge on Anewas.... Are giant pointless charades...... Thus meaning, my brother got possessed by magic-hating slime, for nothing....."
  • Fritilla: "..... I, don't get it. Why did the Xzars have the need to destroy Mewmans and Mon-.... Bestarians, like they did?"
  • Coffee: "Tch, remember Mewnipendence Day? That is nothing but a motly example why the Outers do what they do! Why they fear Interdimentional Empires! Mewmans under their old king would've been worse! Not, saying the parents of the rulers of Monsters would've been better by all means, but, generally, a rising Inter-Dimentional Empire is not good for anyone!"
  • Fritilla:... Well it's official. I can't fight for either side.
  • Lattee: "Frit, don't say it like that!"
  • Fritilla: What other way can I say it?
  • Lattee: "What I mean is, we can't give up hope!"
  • Fritilla: Well what are we supposed to do? I don't even know which side is right.
  • Lattee: Don't you see? Mewni belongs to both of us. The fact both our races didn't originate here is more than enough motivation to coexist. We both can't return to our original dimensions for obvious reasons. Granted, Sassafrass said the Bestterairy Dimension was restored, but it's implied it's not what it's used to be anymore, so, no return for our kind eitherway. So we have to coexist here. There's no reason to hate each other anymore.
  • Fritilla: Yeah, but I don't exactly see how easy that's going to be. People won't take the truth well.
  • ???: Then you'll need us. (Saetha and Anewas arrived with the bounty hunters)
  • Scoundrel: WE'LL DO ANYTHING FOR YOU GUYS!!
  • Shebiskit: "Free of charge, too."
  • Billy Blib: "We won't even mind working with (Points to Coffee) HIM again...."
  • Steam Crab: "THOUGH YOU STILL OWE US BIG FOR THAT CONFIDENCE POTION SCAM, BUSTER?!"
  • Coffee: "Ugh, and alchourse, you still are on about that."
  • Comrade Grizzly: "You did gave a phoney bounty onto Friend Saetha after all."
  • Coffee: "I DIDN'T INTENTIONALLY LIED ABOUT THE LUCKURY THING, I WAS OPERATING ON FALSE INFOMATION AND WAS GIVEN THE IMPRESSION THAT IT WAS TRUE?! I HAD NO WAY OF KNOWING THE LUCK THING WAS MORE METAPHORICAL!!!"
  • War-Lazor-us: "Well maybe THAT should teach ya to study AUUian cultures better before you try to pull anything."
  • Taffee: "Wait, how were you people able to enter this dimension?"
  • Hellyena: "Oh what, did you think we walked here? (Points to Granny Pie Dye's Pie Saucer that just so happened to be hovering above them) Fun fact, Granny Pie Dye's ship transsends dimensions."
  • Fritilla: "..... How the HECK did we miss that?!"
  • Saetha: "I would've also brought the HA, but they're abit held up having to pin-down this artifical witch from the Isolated Systems, but they didn't let me leave empty handed. (Geneva showed up)."
  • Geneva: "When Samantha told me what was occuring, I got to Saetha as quick as I could."
  • Taffee: "Well at least you got the Lougers' attention, right?"
  • Saetha: "Well, yes, but they insisted that they'll join up as soon as they and the fellas from OF quell those Outer God Temper Tandrums. They would've been glad to let OF handle it on their own, but then Gazelle had a REALLY negitive reaction to a Verse Raider crab putting orphans in chains and being really mean to them, so, the Lougers were kinda forced to get involved cause of that."
  • Coffee: ".... (Facepalms) I SERIOUSLY LOST TO THEM IF THEY WERE THAT EASILY DISTRACTED?!"
  • Taffee: "At least they're playing a part in quelling those rampages."

Mewni

  • The Representives were surprised to see the Lougers, along with Nemo, his team, and armored soldiers with OF on it, fighting off both enraged outers and released deviants alike!
  • Eraser Representive: "(Flabbergasted Lovecraftian Speak!)!"
  • Prince Xalvador: "WHAT POCESSED THESE MORTALS TO INTERUPT MEWMAN JUDGEMENT DAY?!"
  • Deity Queller Representive: "Clearly it is starting to look as if the mortals have lost respect for our work."
  • Citidel High Leader: "Citidelians, (Light Energy Beings Simular to the robot beings of Astral Chain appeared), Get down there and deal with those interfearing mortals!"
  • The Citidelians charged!
  • Nemo: "(As his team were capturing an Eraser) Citidelians imbound!"
  • Skipper: DOOOODGE!!!
  • Po: "Huh? (Just narrowly avoided a Citidelian Swordsmen) WHOA?! Ya know, IT'S ACTSELLY IRONICLY DISTRACTING TO SHOUT DODGE AS SUPPOSE TO ALERT PEOPLE?!"
  • SpongeBob: LET'S GET EM!! (They used the Lovecraftium against them and through amazing fighting, they rounded them up)
  • Citidel High Leader: "Duh, I, I don't believe it?! The Citidelians were defeated?! Impossable, simply impossab- (The Representives got captured in outer-god proof capturing devices)...."
  • Edgewall Representive: "..... Containment devices made of Lovecraftium and powered by cosmic resistent energy? I'm actselly impressive mortals can make something like this."
  • Cleanser: I apologese for this inconvinence, members of the Cosmic Citidel, but this rampage had to stop. Now, the Xzar who had provoked this unwarrented rampage. Who is he?
  • Prince Xalvador: Tch, he's litterally the new Xzar assigned to getting rid of Mewmans! But don't count on him being here, he DOES have to deal with your dear Star Butterfly first after all! We're just softening Mewmans up for him for when he returns ineditably.
  • Deity Queller Representative: AND ON TOPIC OF THAT, YOU IMPUDENT MORTALS, WE ADVISE YOU DON'T CHALLENGE XORBIN!!!
  • SpongeBob:... Ugh! Of COURSE we had to get the one Xlazzon warned us about.
  • Kaa: What's so dangerous about him? I mean besides the obvious?
  • Eraser Representative: (Tries to give a warning about how dangerious Xorbin is, but no mortal person understood what he said due to his Chuthuluian Speech)!
  • Fearbender Representive: ".... He's an Eraser that never got assigned to a world, so, he was never able to speak any inrealmer languise. I'll translate. He said that even WE can't bring ourselves to discripe Xorbin. And that the Outer Gods are VERY angry about this if we do say so ourselves, so as such, it is why Xorbin's involved."
  • Gloria: No s***!
  • Fearbender Representative: (After the Eraser Representive spoke more in his languise.) He said, so he has been promoted to replace Xlazzon, of whom was never going to stop being negotiable no matter how many times he was reincarnated. Xorbin is more fit to finish the job.
  • Alex: Not if we can help it.
  • Citadel High Leader: Impossible! You can't stop Outer Gods from doing their jobs!
  • Edgewall Guard Representive: But it'll be fun to watch you try. Cute even!
  • Skipper: Hate to break it to you, but we've heard about what Xorbin did and said to Star. He provoked her to threaten the Outer Gods. I know in my gut instinct that was on purpose. In fact, we suspect he's up to something worse.
  • Mr. Krabs: We did? I mean, we did?!
  • Skipper: And that's why we're going to strip away this mystery and expose it's private parts. Xorbin is not what he seems. My gut is never wrong.
  • Edgewall Representative: Your gut? Hah! Like I said, cute.
  • Gazelle: "Ya know, ya keep being doubtful of what we can do, and yet here you guys are, being contained in an Outer God containment device!"
  • Icky: "Hell, we even beaten or at the least outfoxed Outers before! Heck, Spongebob and his canon friends and Nemo's group alone, beaten Drainthus!"
  • Prince Xalvador: "Tch, that's because Erasers were DESIGNED to be defeatable in order to test a world's worthiness! Also, I had heard of Drainthus, he wasn't exactly a very focused Eraser, he focused too much on the stupidity of water socity in that world and failed to see that the land socity had relitively redeeming quilities. ALL Socities have to be disgustingly incompident for it to be acceptable for an Eraser to do their job. And please don't count that "Black Emperor" embarrisment to the Eraser line, he outright didn't do proper Eraser protocal to begin with!"
  • Icky: "Well how's about the fact that before Toffee, we managed to bring down a Xzar Avatar!"
  • Prince Xalvador: "Oh come now, we all know Gaster wasn't able to be given the proper treatment as Toffee had. You pretty much won by proxy that Gaster didn't got to be perfected on."
  • Infinity Libarian Representive: "All the same though, be aware, good prince, that I AM STILL ON YOUR CASE ABOUT THAT EVENT?!"
  • Prince Xalvador: "OH COME ON NOW, I WASN'T THE XZAR WHO PICKED THAT INSECTIOD EQUINE, THE XZAR GOING AFTER THE MANAPEDES WAS THE ONE WHO PICKED THE ADDLEBRAINED TWAT?!"
  • Infinity Libarian Representive: "MY BROTHER WAS CLOSE TO GETTING EMOTION HIGHS FROM THAT EVENT, YOU KNOW HE'S STRUGGLING WITH THAT?!"
  • Prince Xalvador: "I HAD ALREADY GAVE MY PROPER APOLOGIES, INFINITY LIBARIAN, WHAT MORE DO YOU WANT?!"
  • Infinity Libarian Representive: "Maybe reconsidering all that "Avatar" nonsense, for starters?!"
  • Prince Xalvador: "I THOUGHT WE AGREED THAT MY STANCE WAS FIRM ON REFUSEAL OF GIVING UP THE AVATAR ATTEMPTS THAT TIME?!"
  • R-Fate Representive: "OH BE HONEST WITH YOURSELF, XZAR, THESE ATTEMPTS AT AVATARS HAVE NEVER GONE ANYWHERE?!"
  • Prince Xalvador: "(ANGERLY) AND GUESS WHO BARES THE BLAME FOR AT LEAST THE MAJORITY OF THOSE FAILURES?!"
  • R-Fate Representive: "PARDON THE RESSORS FOR ONLY TRYING TO PROTECT THOSE NEEDLESSLY DRAGGED TO SUFFERING JUST BECAUSE IDIOTS IN POWER WERE DISRESPECTING THE GRAND DESIGN?!"
  • Prince Xalvador: "ARE THEY REALLY INNOSENT IF THEY WERE COMPLACENT WITH THOSE SAME IDIOTS?! WHO DID YOU THINK GOT THEM THERE?!"
  • R-Fate Representive: "We all know mortals don't always know better then that, even if there is a large group of them that're behind these madmen 100%, that doesn't mean making them suffer for an idiot's actions is automaticly right?!"
  • Gazelle: "Hey, ease up on the arguing you two, it's kinda distracting from the point."
  • Prince Xalvador: "I CAN TALK TO MY FORMER UNGRATEFUL X-FATE ALL I WANT?!"
  • R-Fate Representive: "IT FEELS MORE LIKE ANGRY SHOUTING IF YOU ASK ME?!"
  • Prince Xalvador: "I, trusted you, Xorronus-"
  • R-Fate Representive: "ORRONUS, NOW?!"
  • Prince Xalvador: "I TRUSTED YOU?! You were the greatest X-Fate any Xexaxez could've asked for?! Why, did you turn your back on us?! It was because you were gravatating torwords the "Beauty" of the Ressor R'beautan, isn't it?"
  • Orronus: "R'beautan's beauty has NOTHING to do with my conversion! It's because I was analyzing what we were doing and saw the flaws in, LITTERALLY JUST EATING UNIVERSES AND DIMENSIONS AFTER ALL THE TROUBLE CREATORS GO THROUGH IN MAKING THEM?!"
  • Prince Xalvador: "It was nessersary to prevent the Grand Design's unraveling by an Inter-Dimentional Empire that could've ruined this Multiverse like the MANY others in this expandsive multiverseal sea?! Inter-Dimentional Empires are a PLAGUE to Multiverses like this! And the Ressors are ONLY RISKING FOR SUCH INTER-DIMENTIONAL EMPIRES TO EVENTUALLY RESURGE BY GIVING MISGUIDED KINDNESS TO THOSE THAT TOOK PART, WILLINGLY OR OTHERWISE ON THEIR PLACE IN IT?! HAVE THE RESSOR IGNORED HOW CANCERIOUS INTER-DIMENTIONAL EMPIRES ARE?!"
  • Orronus: "ALCHOURSE WE HAVEN'T IGNORED THE RISKS SUCH THINGS POSE?! THAT IS WHY WHEN THE BESTERARY DIMENTION WAS BROUGHT BACK, IT WAS MADE WEAKER THEN IT WAS BEFORE?! Heck, the natives even began to currently shun magic as if IT was a plague, so eventually they would be inspired to use it smartly when a brave soul exspeariments with it and uses it wisely!"
  • Prince Xalvador: "Such lessons CAN AND WILL be ignored!! In time, there will be another idiot in power that wants to rule the cosmos like it's manifest desteny to do so?! THIS IS WHY RESSORS SHOULD BE DEVIENTS, NOT SUPPORT OUTER GODS?!"
  • Orronus: "WELL THE ALL-MOTHER HAD NO ISSUES WITH US?!"
  • Prince Xalvador: "THAT'S A POOR ARGUEMENT!! SHE DOESN'T EVEN HATE QUANTOM EATERS, MUCH LESS THE RESSORS?! I DON'T UNDERSTAND WHAT SHE SEES IN AN OUTER GOD RACE THAT IS RISKING THE GRAND DESIGN BY BRINGING BACK UNIVERSES AND DIMENTIONS THAT WERE ABOUT TO BE PLAGUED BY INTER-DIMENTIONAL EMPIRES AND ALLOWING IT TO TUMORIOUSLY SPREAD?!"
  • The Representives broke into arguements again!
  • Gazelle: "...... ALRIGHT ENOUGH?! (The Representives look at Gazelle)....... How's, about this? If we bring Star back to you guys, will you give her a chance to show a better nature you didn't got to see in that trial?"
  • Citidel High Leader: ".... Well, that's, the thing. This trial is run by my son, Thaumorpheus. Legally, we can't reverse ANYTHING on his trial unless if HE'S approving of it."
  • Gazelle: "Okay, then we'll get Star to make proper amends with Thaum and get HIM to make you estupido outers understand that MAYBE you guys may need some reavaluating on how you run the Multiverses?"
  • Prince Xalvador: ".... Fine! But if Star Butterfly is still NO DIFFERENT from what was deminstraighted in the court, AND XORBIN WASN'T HERE TO "PROVOKE HER" LIKE YOUR TRYING TO SUGGEST, THEN NOTHING ON OUR PART CHANGES?! Mewmans will face due punishment, and it's business as usual for here on out?! UNDERSTAND?!"
  • Citdel High Leader: "Good Prince, at ease! (To Gazelle) Very well. If you can have Star make proper amends to the Outer God Community by getting her rekindled with my son, we'll pardon Mewmans of their Inter-Dimentional Heritage indiffently on the recimendation they behave themselves from here on out."
  • Infinity Libarian Representive: "Though we must ask: Why be insistent on saying that Star is not as bad as you suggested even when you heard about our trial?"
  • Gilda: "That's because Star's not exactly being herself. Awhile back, she got turned into a monster-"
  • Citidel High Leader: "Bestitarian."
  • Gilda: "Yeah, THAT, in thanks to Junjie freeing Chaemera. And it kinda made her easily quick to mindlessly hate anything that wronged her. Hence, it was why she wrecked magic, cause of it being used to destroy her hard work of getting Monsters and Mewmans to get togather and sing "Kumbyah". She got triggered into hating magic because her mom took stupid pills and trusted an unhinged Sailor Moon She-Broly and gave her an army that almost completed the genoside of mon-..... Bestiarians. The real Star Butterfly would NEVER say she hated magic after all it gave her."
  • Sandy: Dadgum right! Magic is what allowed her to meet Marco. Magic gave you a great life. Saying she hates magic after all that? That definitely ain't her.
  • Prince Xalvador: "... Ya know, basicly saying (Mockingly) "BUT THE EVIL MINA LOVERBERRY MADE HER DO IT", (Normal voice) doesn't excuse the fact that she still desided to screw over the multiverse and nearly ruined the Grand Design of those realms effectively! Magic, has been used for FAR MORE HENIOUS THINGS BY YOU INREALMERS, THEN JUST KILLING EACH OTHER?! Was the attempt to destroy the bestiarians here REALLY THAT BAD, that it EXCUSES her actions of ruining so many lives reliant on magic?!"
  • Icky: "WE GET IT, BLAMING MINA ISN'T A GOOD EXCUSE!!"
  • Gazelle: "By all means, it doesn't. We agree that Star was very rash on this absolution and that her actions had more serious consiquences then the negated benefits she thought she was getting. She already learned the hard way that magic had nothing to do with people's inhereted prejudice to something they're not sure about, that destroying magic did more harm then any good she hoped out of it, and that all it did was just brought forth a worse case of Outers being the ones bringing harm to them cause of violating a cosmic rule. She should've asked for Thaum's help instead and had matters resolved that way. We won't excuse those actions she took. We aren't trying to excuse her. We are trying to say that those actions are enfluenced by left-over bestarian DNA that has incrised her capability of holding grudges. That means that she was not herself when she came to hate magic and had threatened you Outer Gods for only looking out for the Multiverses' well being. Like Sandy said, magic brought her and Marco together. How could she hate magic after that?"
  • Citidel High Leader: "..... Very well, if your confident that Star wasn't in a more proper mind, then I want this proper mind to be seen. Have Star Cleansed of the Bestarian Genes, and have her make amends. We desire for accreate judgement to be made."
  • Nemo: "Thank you for allowing us the chance, Representives."
  • Prince Xalvador: "BUT REMEMBER-"
  • Icky: "WE KNOW, WE KNOW, IF STAR'S STILL A BITCH WITHOUT MONSTER- Erm, BESTARIAN DNA, THEN MEWMANS ARE FAIR GAME, WE GET IT?!"
  • Fu-Xi: "I suppose now's a good a time as any to check Taffee about that cure to Star's "Bestarian" Genes."
  • Fearbender Representive: "In the meantime, mind letting us out?"
  • Cleanser: "Will you agree to hold off the Outer God rampages?"
  • Prince Xalvador: "Aw come on, you already got us to agree to give Star another shot, now you-"
  • Orronus: "AHEM! Good prince, it's only fair we hold off this pre-mature-judgement day anyway! After all, Thaumorpheus himself DID want to have a re-trial because he felt it wasn't carried to his liking! After all, this only continued because that cowerdly archduke was stupid enough to exile her in a vain hope it would stop this absolution driven punishment fest!"
  • Skipper: "SERIOUSLY?! D'oughe Bagg was STUPID ENOUGH to think you guys would be lolled by that?!"
  • Citidel High Leader: "It even triggered my son to be upset to the point of commiting physical harm onto that easily intimidated fool, and he's usually too passive for that. He wouldn't even get violent to magic eaters! Then again, I suspect he has emotion highs now, so, I need to recondition him back to Amorality-"
  • Spongebob: "ORRRR! Just as much, maybe he just needs to have Star be a friend to him again."
  • Citidel High Leader: "But getting attached to mortals ENCOURAGES emotion highs. An Outer God can't do their job properly if they get emotion highs, on the best case scenarios. You already beaten worse cases in Drainthus for his intolerence to mortal tomfoolery and the Black Emperor in over-reacting to his kind's fate."
  • Icky: "Then ask yourself this, Mack: Why else do ya think Thaum likes to be in the magic realm more then being around you guys?"
  • Silence......
  • Citidel High Leader: "..... Are you saying that, he's already far into emotion highs now?"
  • Icky: "Well yeah! According to Samantha, when the Magilo Elders went to talk to the guy, he was bawling like a baby about the Magic Realms being trashed! Poor guy is being an utter mess!"
  • Citidel High Leader: ".... I.... I never realized how serious this is.... I'll, have to arrange a meeting with the All-Mother herself to talk about this. I need to fix this."
  • Shifu: "Assuming this is inheredly a bad thing?"
  • Citidel High Leader: "I know you inrealmers have a distaste of parents contoling their children, but please remember that this is an OUTER GOD you're talking about! We can't afford having emotions and empathy like you! It's like how certain plants can put you in a trance where you're not yourselves!"
  • Huifang: "Emotions and the ability to empathise are like drugs to you guys? Even so much as bonding with folks like us, nevermind eachother?"
  • Nemo: "Sad truth. The existence of Outer Gods is a miserable one."
  • Citidel High Leader: "You inrealmers have to understand, if my son is not kept on an encouraged path of amorality, he'll turn into a defect and become a danger to himself and others! I do this cause-"
  • Soothsayer: "You care about him?"
  • Citidel High Leader: ".... Errum, well, more like, I mean to protect him from the even more miserable life of a defect. Being hounded by Sleep Reapers, living in the outer rims, doing misguided things to inrealmers that cause more harm then good, I tried to keep him out of that life!"
  • Lord Shen: "Then ask yourself this: How did he got that way to begin with?"
  • Citidel High Leader: ".... Hey, kindly don't suggest that I had anything to do with-"
  • Infinity Libarian Representive: "I mean no rudeness, High Leader, but..... You always did wanted Thaum to be your heir before he desided to assigned himself to be the maker of the Magic Realms back when it was still being desided. I suspect he placed himself in that position cause, he wanted to feel like he's a master of his own desteny...."
  • Citidel High Leader: "..... That, actselly explains why he introdused life in the Magic Realms, when traditionally in other Multiverses, magic realms don't bare life, nor were suppose to. I, suppose the enfluence of the magic realms seem to have, perimently placed emotion highs on him. Then, there might be no cure then.... My son, is in danger of defecting and losing sight of himself. It's only a matter of time before it happens, then.... He'll have to be sent to the Hyberation realms."
  • Gazelle: "Well, maybe he can't be cured.... But I think his friendship with Star could keep him at peace. Cause, in all honesty, I think Thaum only wants a friend out of all this."
  • Citidel High Leader: "..... Then why waste your words winning an already won battle of words? Go already, and find Star. I, I need a minute. (Turns around) I, I need to keep myself from catching Emotion Highs."
  • Buzzeon Representive: "Aw no, it's not cacagious, isn't it?! (The other Representives worriedly kept away from Citidel High Leader) I don't wanna end up regretting my job?!"
  • Nemo: ".... Lougers, we'll tend to the Representives and other Outer Gods for you. You go and do what needs to be done."
  • Spyro: Consider it done. (They left)

Chapter 4: The Mewman-Monster War Re-Ignites

New M'onstrarus

  • The normalised Seth was seen before many monsters.
  • Seth: "Monsters, hear my call. Asper has returned. And he has taken the forbidden one energy from me, and assended to Outer God status. (Monsters gasped).... But dread not. I am here to help. Now, I am aware that I tampered with the Forbidden Ones, but the prospect of Asper's return takes greater presidence now. Mewmans will go back to being his slaves, and resume destroying us. We need, to become strong again!"
  • Gnat Fly Monster: "YEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAH, I'M GONNA SUPLEX A ROCK?! (Tries to do that to a pebble and struggles)....."
  • Seth: "...... Clearly, I got my work cut out in re-toughifying monsters here."
  • Taffee, Coffee and Sassafrass see this unfold as Monsters began to support Seth again....
  • The three were forced to go.

Saetha's Location

  • Saetha: "So that bad, huh?"
  • Coffee: "Alas, yes. Now that Asper assended himself to become an Outer God via stealing Seth's Xzar energy, now monsters are afraid enough of the prospect of an Outer God Asper, one of forbidden one origins, that Seth will just be automaticly pardoned for his OWN sins."
  • Anewas: "Seth was a known opportunist. He always knew how to get himself out of any controversy."
  • Sassafrass: "We'll be powerless to win monsters back from this. In fact, likely Seth would unceremoniously declare us banished for not being "Proper Monsters"."
  • Lattee: "Yeah, and my relationship with Fritilla's no secret. I just wish my friends were here."
  • Wingman's voice: "Wish granted."
  • Suddenly, a tied up gang of Verse Raiders were tossed at their direction and crashed, stopping before it can touch Lattee.
  • Lattee's troupe were seen.
  • Wingman: "Don't worry about Chaemera, some dudes with "Of" on their armor showed up and captured the rest of these jerks. These guys were stragglers that were trying to escape. Caught them in time, too."
  • Verse Raider Crab: "OY, LET US GO, YOU INREALMERS?!"
  • Meco: "Sure, but right back to those "Of" guys only!"
  • Lattee: "Wingman, Meco, Fishbeard, Batar, (Snick, Batar's Snake-Head Tongue) Snick, Doe-Head, (Sees a familier Centipeded Hydra Monster) Ghi, Dor, Rah, Ripo, Offa, Peede, I'm glad to see you guys again!" (Some of the group snickered)
  • Wingman: "Oh like a bunch of Verse Raiders are really any trouble! They're not exactly serious Outer Gods."
  • Meco: "Don't worry about your mother and siblings, Gillus and his gang evacuated them right back into the Endless Gold Rush Dimention the moment the Outers have their, little episodes."
  • Lattee: "Good, then at least they'll be spared from-"
  • Fishbeard: "Asper ascending to Outer Godhood? We know. Greengo told us when he saw Seth's little gathering. Seth even managed to barely sway Varlet into siding with on the prospect of Asper being an Outer God alone."
  • Meco: "But fortunately, the prince had made it clear he's still not apart of the Seth Fan Club. It's just that he hates the idea of Asper being a forbidden one more then what Seth did."
  • Batar: "Well that, and it's so-"
  • Snick came out of Batar's mouth!
  • Snick: "It's cause the Prince finally wants to take the leadership seat from Glongor already! (Goes back into Batar's mouth)."
  • Lattee: ".... Did you guys also know about-"
  • Wingman: "I did some spying on Bagg's attempt to negosiate with those Representive Outers..... And I heard about the Prince being told the truth from them itself.... Thing is, Varlet is, in denial of it."
  • Coffee: "It's not that he's stupid about the truth.... It's just that he wants to DENOUNCE the truth as such. He wants monsters to still believe the sweet lie, cause he fears his parents would be shamed of their part in the fabrication. Also, I would like to believe that he shares my argument that Monsters came to this world first."
  • Fishbeard: "Yes, but his fear of such denouncement has turned him into a perfect slave to Seth without the arragant boy realizing it."
  • Taffee: "That's why we need the Lougers, and also as much, Star, more than ever. Star alone can resolve this by just as simply apologizing for her rant and making amends with Thaumorpheus, the wronged Outer God in question."
  • Coffee: "Well given she still has Monster Genes since you took A GOOD LONG WHILE ON THAT CURE, I doubt those genes would allow her to make peace!"
  • Taffee: "Well, you'll be glad to know, (Brings out a light green vial) I made one now. This is anti-venom for Chaemera's former ability to turn people to Monsters. It's garrentied to get rid of the genes for good... Albeit, by making her throw up the genes and those genes turning into another creature. I, couldn't will myself to actselly destroy the Genes."
  • Saetha: "No problem. As long as those genes are out of Star, even if in a litterall sense, then it's somethng."
  • Anewas: You think you can make one for Marco too? He had a monster arm once and it seems that MIGHT be used against us.
  • Taffee:... Seriously? Very well, I'll get to making THAT as well.
  • Wingman: "So should we go ahead and take these Verse suckers back to those Of Guys?"
  • Lattee: "Not yet. (To a Verse Raider Bladebra) If you were trying to escape Outer God wrath, where would you go?"
  • Bladebra: "Where any self-respecting deviant goes: The Outer Rims of the Multiverse. I would recimend the Gambler Dimension spefificly, cause not only is it FUN to be there with the Raider's Market and all the casinos, but it also allows safer travel without those Pathmaker bitches grabbing us and eating us straight into the Hibernation Realm!"
  • Verse Raider Crab: "ARE YOU THIS DENSE TO TALK TO THEM ABOUT THAT WITHOUT ASKING FOR SOMETHING?!"
  • Bladebra: "They'll figure that out anyway, so may as well move along the process, not like we're in any position to be defient anyway."
  • Patheon Poucher: "Ugh! You bloodly stupid realm slicing snake!"
  • The Verse Raiders began to argue.
  • Fishbeard rolled his eyes and used magic to send the Verse Raiders back to where the OF forces were previously seen.
  • Coffee: "Well, at least we now know where to get to next."
  • Anewas: Then we might want to hurry. We need to get to the Lougers, asap.

New Monstertown.

  • Prince Varlet was seen getting every resident's attention!
  • Prince Varlet: "ATTENTION STAY-BEHINDERS OF THE NEW M'ONSTRARUS EXODUS?! WAR IS BEING RE-IGNITED?!"
  • Monster Mayor: "(A Turkey Monster with Cassowary Legs and Peacock Tailfeathers saw Varlet causing a ruckus) Oh WHAT NOW?!"
  • Prince Varlet: "My apologies for causing the ruckusing of ruckus, Mayor Avionin, but it is of impourence! Asper has returned, stolen Seth's Xzar energy and assended to Outer Godhood! AND He's brought Mina back!"
  • Monstertown residence freaked out!
  • Avionin: "..... Of all of the stunts to shoehorn yourself into power, Varlet, THIS IS AMONG THE WORSE?! I'm reporting this to Eclipsa?!"
  • Prince Varlet: "The Archduke has exiled Eclipsa and all of Star's companions apawn the Outer Gods' disapproval of disapprovings of the Magic Realm's destruction! (The Monstertowners got shocked of this) And now, Asper as we speak is already making a new Solarian Army, and a more advanced one at that! Believe me not of this? Take it for the source if you will! (Seth showed up)...."
  • Seth: ".... Yeah, it's true. Asper took my Xoldier form and now he's Outer God and getting the war back in motion!"
  • The Monstertowners began to panic and freak out!
  • Avionin: "Everyone, calm down! We'll, we'll evacuate to safety! We'll get somewhere safe and wait for it to blow over!"
  • Seth: "(Smacks Avionin down) There's no safe place with Asper! Even more so now he's an Outer God! We have no choice, but to fight back! Star's attempt at contemporary peace had failed, if not only serve to make Mewmans a disgrace to the Outer Gods! This ultamately proves that peace with Mewmans is not possable longterm!"
  • The Monstertowners, in utter fear, began to back Seth, as those like Avionin were placed inside cages for weakness.

Elsewhere.

  • The New Solarian Mechs were traversing the across the lands, with X-Asper and Mina on the forefront.
  • X-Asper: "First we'll start with wiping New Monstertown off the map of Mewni for good, then we'll target New M'ontrarus, then we're traverse the near-by Dimensions to hunt down stragglers and attempted fleers. This time, we can't risk ANY survivers."
  • Mina: IT'S EVERYTHING I ALWAYS DREAMED! If only Solaria could see us now.
  • X-Asper:... (Sighs)... Yeah. Me too. I haven't been in love with a woman since... Rubi.
  • Mina: You would've made a better father than Alphonso. Nothing really against him, but he didn't had your vision for the future.
  • X-Asper: But it's in the past. I will ensure monsters are destroyed once and for all. But what I could really use is a challenge. Now as an Outer God, and with a greatly upgraded Solarian Army, I'm not even sure if even Seth would provide a proper challnage anymore. Ugh, it's only been a few moments and already I'm exspeariencing an after-success crisis. Where does one go after this?
  • Mina: "A bridge that'll be crossed soon sir. You don't need to worry about the aftermath so soon- Wait hold up, you're usually very sure of yourself, why worry about the aftermath before it's time?"
  • X-Asper: "(Got surprised by that)..... Ugh, I think that was the Xzar energy trying to mess with my mind. I'd imagined that if it wasn't for my tolerence to great deals of pain, these feelings would be made worse. Figures as much. Destructor Class Outer Gods are always based on negtive traits."
  • Mina: "Well let's hope it doesn't make ya turn against us in some way."
  • X-Asper: "Careful not to give this energy any ideas, Mina. It might take you up on it."
  • Mina: Hehehe, sorry. Also, ya sure you don't want to keep track of what Eclipsa's doing?
  • X-Asper: "At this point, they're a non-issue now with them exiled thanks to Bagg's incompidence. And even then, I doubt the Xzars would allow them a break to try and do anything."
  • Mina: "Are you sure you wouldn't want to make up a back-up plan in case of-"
  • X-Asper: "Loveberry, I'm litterally an Outer God now, I nary believe anymore that Star Butterfly, must less any of her companions, are any true threat to me. If they do dare come back inspite of impossable odds, I think I can risk being more at leasure with this."
  • Mina: "Fair enough sir. Besides, I bet they're either dead or lost anyway."

Willtopian Dimension, Willopian Simulation Room.

  • This played as Star and Marco were happily living in a simulated New Mewni and went on adventures carelessly alongside their friends.
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Lodgers Location, sudden timeskip to Gambler Dimension after Lougers found Saetha's group and arrived in Jackpot Paradise

  • Lord Shen: WHAT DO YOU MEAN THEY'RE NOT HERE?!
  • Luucky: We MEAN, they're NOT here!
  • Viper: What happened to them?
  • Jackpot: They, got sent to the wrong Dimention when the Xzars came in.
  • Coffee: "OH NICE ONE, YOU CLUMSY OUTER GOD DEVIENTS?!"
  • Luucky: "They didn't got sent to the wrong dimension on our intention, it was because they bum-rushed the portal I was setting up for them CAUSE of the Xzars showing up!"
  • Lattee: "Well why didn't you guys fought back?!"
  • Side Swipa: "And risk getting absorb and/or hybernation realm'd?!"
  • Manfredro: "Ahem, that is to say, they would've over-wealmed us before we can even act."
  • Haywire: "I was away on my battery break in it happened."
  • Traina: "Xzars also didn't stayed long when Star left."
  • Sundaila: "Since we're nothing but devients and defects, any willful interfearence to the laws of the cosmic citidel will just end in Sleep Reapers showing up or getting Hybernation Realm'd. The least we could've done was send them on their way. Admitingly un-ideal Luucky couldn't get the right combination on time."
  • Jackpot: "Look, if ya folks want, the portal they went through is still set to the place they weren't suppose to go in, but- (The heroes suddenly just rammed into that portal)...... And alchourse, they bum-rushed in before I could even finish."
  • Luucky: "(Sighs), Let's just hope they can learn on the fly then."
  • Manfredro: "....... Jack, I think we may need to keep our eye on this in case anything turns up."
  • Jackpot: "In that case, to the All-View Jumbotron! (The group got to a giant Outer-Godly Jumbotron TV, turned it on and it shows where the heroes went to: the Willopian Dimension)..... Really am hoping that they do have a strong enough will for THAT place, Luucky. Or else this screw-up's gonna haunt us for the rest of our immortal outer god life until we get Hybernation Realm'd."
  • Haywire: "Well that is if Sleep Reapers ever catch us and-"
  • Jackpot: "Don't kill the mood, Haywire."

Chapter 5: Rescue From The Willtopians

Willopian Dimension

  • The group crashed in from the portal.....
  • Icky: "..... Well THAT was a bumpy trip."
  • Saetha:... Oh no! I recognize so much of this! Of all places, it had to be the Willopians! They have started to get to them.
  • Duke: Oh you don't know tha- (A Baby Marco with wheel hands appeared)
  • Baby Marco: I'm Baby Marco and I got wheels for hands! WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!! (Drives off)
  • Anewas/Saetha:... Janna.
  • Coffee: "...... What, did I just witness?"
  • Taffee: "Encouraged imagination. The Willtos were notorious for letting their hosts do virtually of most of what they want, so to feed on them."
  • Huifang: "THEY'RE GONNA EAT THEM?!"
  • Taffee: "Don't misunderstand. By all means the Willtos are not extremely violent Outer Gods like those Vile Mortal-Nappers. They require hosts to be alive to feed on their willpower, basicly making them stay in this place forever."
  • Lattee: "What is wrong with these creatures?!"
  • Taffee: "That's always been the issue with devient outer gods. Cause of accsidental creation, they don't know what to make of themselves. Without the direct nurture and guidence of the All-Mother, they just, do what their outer power is at it's most strongest for and, just go for it."
  • Fritilla: "So, we're in trouble here, right?"
  • Icky: "Hey, no sweat. Just don't fall for the thing and we're golden!"
  • Taffee: See, Willtos prey upon the hopeless. Those who have lost all hope. They start by convincing their hosts that their entire life was nothing more than a dream.
  • Mimi: Ugh, I hate that. Zuhrontimon once made me think my own life was a dream.
  • Taffee: That's the best way to get a host oblivious to their condition. Free in a utopian hell where they can no longer fear or hide from their problems, the hosts lose themselves to the dimension. They lose their ability to keep fighting, fear, or take responsibility. Their will to live will be lost forever. The Willtos obviously took advantage of the hardships of Star and her friends and used them to feed off them. If we don't do something, they might just never fight or be themselves again.
  • Spongebob: "Well why do the Willtos need to feed? I figured Outer Gods don't need to eat."
  • Taffee: "They still don't. The Willtos don't feed for subtenece. They feed to keep the hosts to stay here and love them, to know the love Outer Gods, typically can't exspearience."
  • Sandy: "Once more, being an Outer God is truely a miserable existence."
  • Lord Shen: "Well, it's still rather devious of them to suck out willpower like they do."
  • Taffee: "They don't do it out of spite or malice. They do it cause they fear the host leaving and moving on. They don't travel very quickly in portal ways and are easy prey for Pathmakers, hence why they are often more able to better survive in these spefific realms then really travel. So basicly, they can only ever hope you come to them in this realm then they go looking for you."
  • Lord Shen: "Well I doubt Star and her troupe would willingly come to this place."
  • Anewas: "Well likely, they came here by accsident when the Xzars started to cause trouble in the Gambler Dimention. And Xorbin the Relentless damaged that realm greatly just trying to get at Star. Xorbin was always a reckless and relentless of the forbidden ones, to the point he has been known to trumatise and scar other dimentions that house escaped Dimentionals."
  • Patrick: "Wow, that Xorbin guy sounds really mean. Way meaner then Mewni's old scary eye monster guy."
  • Anewas: "He's usually reserved for dimentions that espeically frighten and offend the Outer Gods. And Star just HAD to get recklessly passionate at them."
  • Fu-Xi: "What did that stupid child had to gain offending beings even my Dragon God father heavly respects in obedient fear?! I mean, I know she tends to be an emotional imbacile, BUT SHE DID NOT GAINED ATTHORITY TO INSULT OUTER GODS?!"
  • Shifu: "It's only because she gotten upset that they were displeased that she did something they didn't like for the greater good. Outer Gods do not like having the Grand Design compromsied, just for a mortal interpretation of the greater good! Star commited an act of betrayal to Thaumorpheus, because she wanted to undermine Mina's madness!"
  • Trixie: "Well alchourse they're mad at her! She TRIED to destroy magic! Equestria's dependent on it you know?! She basicly tried to murder the Tree of Harmony and Pang Bing's magic ball mom! And since we established that Chi, Super Powers and the Imagintion that fuels enginuity share liniage to magic, she basicly tried to kill those too because an Anti-Sailer Moon She-Broly tried to kill monsters! Star had a lot of nerve to think they'd be chill with that?!"
  • Pang Bing: "Trixie, I wasn't thrilled with what Star tried to do for all intents and purposes myself, but being angry with her won't help. We need to remember that Star is not always famous with making..... Particularly exsellent calls."
  • Trixie: "You realize of course your magic ball mom nearly DIED, right?"
  • Pang Bing: "Trixie, it is not like Thaumorpheus didn't quickly replaced the Magic Realm with a perfect replica that it resurged depleting powers. And even if that was the case, anger wouldn't bring back what we lost. Believe me, Star had just as much to lose with Magic's destruction as we did. She would've lost Marco from this as they would be kept devided."
  • Trixie: "I'm just saying, I mean, I need to ask on why the need to help that brat after what she pulled? Why not let the Outer Gods have their way with her?"
  • Shifu: "Because then, their already less then ideal opinion on mortals, will worsen, and that will lead to worser destructor class outer gods, or more Order Retainers buildt like Fearbenders that'll make mortal lives even more sad and broken. And doing that, will risk more villains because of life being made incrisingly unfair, because the Outer Gods are made to believe that mortals have no respect for what they try to do."
  • Trixie: "..... Okay, fair point, but at the same time, this isn't tecnecally our business since it's mostly Mewni that's in trouble."
  • Taffee: "Make no mistake, Miss Trixie. If the Outer Gods are not pacified on Star and they get her their way, Mewni's problem will transpire to become the multiverse's problems. The Outer Gods will become harder on mortals if they get to Star in their way, and that means, they'll be less willing to keep devients from messing up our home dimentions. Even if we're dealing with Verse Hivers or Plainspawn, the Intendeds would leave us to suffer their woes because of feeling like they'll never be appresiated for what they do."
  • Saetha: "So basicly, the Outer Gods will get less relucent to keep Deviants at bay, out of being abit hissy about their feelings being hurt?"
  • Taffee: "Well, Devients will just be one side of the issue. Wasteland Guardians will allow purgatory escapes from Wastelands to become more common, Deity Quellers will make Morality Illness worse, which will forced deities and immortals to be ABSOLUTELY Amoral, no more exceptions, which means, to Equestria, Celestia will either end up dying, or be made to not care about the ponies of Equestria anymore, Fearbenders will go back to more aggressive fear-based practices, Xorbin's behavior will become an accepted standerd for forbidden ones if cause he gets Star, Erasers that disobey standerds, alou to Drainthus and the Black Emperor as I once learned about, will be easily more pardoned and allowed. Worse off, this could effect Outer Gods that still care like Ressors and Preservers. They'll be at risk to be declaired devients."
  • Gazelle: "Would they really be this bad about it?"
  • Anewas: "Outer Gods are, not used to criticisum from inrealm mortals. Espeically not from those that were guilty of being about to established an Inter-Dimentional Empire. They view behavior like Star deminstraighted to be the act of entitlement and saying they don't care about balence, and that they destroy what they want, when they want it, as they pleased. It also doesn't help that she moronicly stated that she would kill any Outer God that is a threat, which they took seriously given what she did to Toffee-"
  • Coffee: "DON'T REMIND ME, ANEWAS?! I'M STILL GRIEVING FROM THAT?!"
  • Anewas: "Hey, be careful about that, Coff, do remember where we are."
  • Coffee: "THEN DON'T REMIND ME OF IT?!"
  • Anewas: "Don't forget your brother played advocate for the forbidden ones, Coffee! Star did what she did to have the Xzars leave Mewmans alone!"
  • Coffee: "WELL FAT LOTTA GOOD THAT DID WHEN SHE RUINED IT BY THREATENING MAGIC, NOW DID IT?!"
  • Anewas: "Hey, she did that to stop Mina! Now, I agree it was a cosmically-stupid decision, and insulting the Outers didn't help much, but Star couldn't help it! Moon making that fatal choice pushed her too far!"
  • Coffee: "WELL IF SHE WAS JUST A BIT WILLING TO DECIDE TO KILL MINA, THIS WOULDN'T BE A PROBLEM?! SHE DIDN'T HAVE ANY PROBLEM KILLING MY BROTHER, WHAT MADE THAT SOLARIAN WHORE ANY DIFFERENT?!"
  • Anewas: "She didn't wanted to perpetuate a vicious cycle, Coff. She wanted to ensure peace somehow. Now, if it helps, it failed thanks to Thaumorpheus' intervention and the Cosmic Powerians deviding us. Now Seth has usurped New M'onstraus from your cousin and that Archduke booted Star's family and friends out! Matters made worse with ASPER BEING BACK?! Star only made things worse then ever! How are you not pleased with this, that everyone acknowledges Star like the idiot you and Toffee redicule her as!?"
  • Coffee: "CAUSE IT DOESN'T BRING TOFFEE BACK?!..... Nor, that of the rest of our family. They're still gone, no matter what. So what point is there, in enjoying that brat's blight? I've grown, numb and apathic at best..... Nothing matters anymore...... The brother I looked up to, was a slave to the forbidden ones! The brother that I loved, truely had died, and it was before it got to that point in the Neverzone."
  • March Hare: SHE HAD TO!! He was too long gone!
  • Coffee: BUT IT'S THE BUTTERFLY FAMILY'S FAULT HE MADE SUCH A DECISION!!!
  • Anewas: "COFFEE, ENOUGH!..... (Sighs) We'll, talk about this more when we're not here. And it might be good for you to not be as far from us as possible. Trust me. You're litterally a Willto magnet here."
  • Coffee: "I saw my brother being destroyed from the portal! I'm not stupid enough to trust his sudden image being in this place?!"
  • Taffee: "Still, it's still a good idea to keep close. Willtos are cautious about large groups, it makes it hard for them to focus on who to try to please first, espeically if one or so beings are more enlightened then others."
  • Icky: "Then how would Star and the others get in trouble with these things?"
  • Fu-Xi: "Likely they got into some druma and split up if I were to guess."
  • Icky: And I think it's a damn good guess. They're likely dysfunctional after all the crap Star did.
  • ???: "It's you!"
  • Glossiary arrived.
  • Glossiary: "It may be abit hard to see through these bandages from the Gambler Dimention, but you made it!"
  • Taffee: ".... An Infinary? All the way out here?"
  • Coffee: "If it's actselly a Willto, it's not a very good one."
  • Glossiary: "..... (Quietly) Oh, right, you guys don't know yet. (Openly) It's me, Glossaryck."
  • The Misfits are confused....
  • Taffee: ".... Though perhaps a very, confused Infiniary."
  • Coffee: "Or an espeically STUPID Willto."
  • Glossiary: "..... OH FOR PETE'S SAKE?! (Turns into "Glossaryck" with a cartoonishly crushed head)! SEE?!"
  • Bloosomma: "Brother?! Good grief, man! (Flew up to him) The heck happened to yo- (Realised something).... (Quietly) Did you......"
  • Glossiary: "Sister, I-"
  • Bloosomma: "(Stops him)..... Can we have a moment of privacy, misfits? (Takes Glossiary behind a large enough rock)."
  • Bloosomma transforms into another Infiniary as Glossiary returned to form.
  • Glossiary: "Sister, I-"
  • "Bloosomma": "You admited everything to them, did you?!"
  • Glossiary: "I'm sorry, Loosonary, they forced me!"
  • Loosonary: "Gloss, I thought we were serious about having the Mewmans and Monsters be the genesis of succeeding a better kinship between inrealmers and outers, how much did you reveil?!..... DID YOU TELL THEM ABOUT PROJECT ZERO-BRAVE?!"
  • Glossiary: "Shhh shhh shh, don't be loud! I only told them the basics, I haven't even REFERENCED Zero-Brave."
  • Loosonary: "Well, be that as it may, Zero-Brave is mostly moot on the fact you reveiled our operaion period?! Now they will question everything?! Trust is not a very stable thing with them now?!"
  • Glossiary: "It was already gone when the commission was losing trust?!"
  • Loosonary: "Well you being made to have loose-lips shunk the ship even faster?! (Calms down with a slightly frustraighted sigh).... Okay, we can save this. The Lougers and some others still trust us. We can have them save the others and convince them that you were just making things up to teach them a lesson about trust and that you are not an Infinary! Have it be ruled up as you feeding to their upsetness to try and give them an answer!"
  • Glossiary: "Seriously sis, more cheap lies?"
  • Loosonary: "Would you rather they ignor you and hate you every step of the way?!"
  • Glossiary: "Alchourse not, it's just-"
  • Loosonary: "Look, if they think that big reveil was just you being your usual goofy self, they'll be relieved to think that you are NOT an outer god defect, and that everything bad happened, was just because life just sucks, and then, we're gonna find Mewstral and pasify the All-Mother. Then, we're gonna at least resume with Zero-Brave as if nothing happened?! I worked too hard to lose my chance to create a 0-Bravery Mortal that's going to be a BIG help to established better connections between outers and inrealmers because of you admiting something stupid, do you understand me?! (Glossiary was scared of something)..... I SAID DO YOU UNDERSTAND ME?!"
  • Glossiary: "..... Uh, sis, I don't wanna scare you, but..... I don't think this spot was too private."
  • Loosonary: (The shocked group were standing behind her) What do you me-...... They're standing right behind me, aren't they?... (Turns to see them)...... Aw, crap! Exposed by a comedy cliché.

Later...

  • Anewas: ERRRGH!!! (Smashes a rock to pieces) IT WAS ALL A LIE?!
  • Saetha: Hon!!
  • Anewas: Everything we did was a GRAND PLAN!!! A WASTE OF MORTALS!!!
  • Loosonary: That's not true.
  • Taffee: Well it sure sounded like it.
  • Coffee: Yeah! Glossaryck, or, "Glossiary" apparently, lied to all of us!! He's been lying since the beginning!! DO YOU KNOW WHAT QUEEN SOLARIA DID TO MY HOME AND MY PARENTS?! DO YOU?! ME AND TOFFEE HAD TO WATCH THEM DISINTEGRATE, AND MY BROTHER BECAME AN OUTER GOD DISCIPLE, BECAUSE OF YOU!!!!
  • Glossiary: Okay, look, just so we're clear, what happened with your brother is at most an unintended snag! That much was still the fault of the Xzars and an Antithaumite! I'm not the evil one here!
  • Coffee: Are you sure about that?... You're one of them. One of those, those, GOOD-FOR-NOTHING OUTER GODS!!!! You let Mewmans destroy monsters for GENERATIONS for this stupid plan!!! It's bad enough I learned that Old M'onstraus was not our native homeland, BUT A COLONY OF MONSTERS FROM ANOTHER DIMENSION, NOW I LEARN THAT THIS HAS ALL JUST BEEN A GAME OF CHESS TO YOU!!!
  • Glossiary: "Hey now, please, all that warring Monsters and Mewmans did was because of bad actors on both sides, I didn't asked for conflict!"
  • Coffee: Nor did you do ANYTHING TO QUELL IT SOONER THEN HOW THEY HAD WENT?! (Grabs Glossiary and holds him to a wall) DID YOU SAVE BOTH MEWMANS AND MONSTERS BECAUSE OF THIS PLAN OF YOURS?! DO YOU REALIZE THAT ASPER IS BACK, HAS BECAME A ROGUE XOLDIER, AND IS NOW AT WAR WITH SETH OF SEPTARSIS?! TWO EQUALS AT WAR WILL DESTROY ALL OF MEWNI!!! WHO ARE WE EVEN SUPPOSED TO BE?! HOW MUCH LONGER CAN WE EVEN TRUST YOU?! HOW DO WE KNOW YOU DON'T CARE ABOUT US JUST AS MUCH AS THE REST DO?! HUH?! HOW INSIGNIFICANT ARE WE, YOU COSMIC BOOK-HEADED BASTARD?!
  • Glossiary: "OKAY, I DO NOT LIKE THAT IMPLICATION THAT I'M NO IMPROVEMENT FROM THE VAST MAJORITY OF OUTER GODS OF THIS MULTIVERSEAL CYCLE, GOOD SIR?! I'll have you know that I don't consider ANYONE "Insignifigent"! I don't think inrealmers are below me nor did I ever liken you all to bugs!.... That is unless you are anthropodtric in origin, but it depends on the spefific type and-"
  • Coffee: "SO AT MOST YOU'RE JUST A MISGUIDED IDIOTIC DEFECT THAT DISOBEYED THE OUTER GODS' OWN RULES?!"
  • Glossiary: "Iiiiii, wouldn't say "Disobeyed", as more like, trying to put on a surprise deminstraightion?"
  • Coffee snarled as he looked prepared to beat up Glossiary!
  • Spyro: COFFEE, STOP!!! (Everyone paused)............ (Coffee dropped Glossiary in anger and left)
  • Anewas: Coffee, where are you going?
  • Coffee: ANYWHERE BUT HERE!!
  • Anewas: No Coffee, we're in Willtopian country, remember? We have to stick together!
  • Coffee: WHAT'S THE POINT?! Neither monsters NOR Mewmans belong in Mewni! That dimension's doomed to war anyway, so nothing can be done either way-
  • Anewas flew up and intersected Coffee quickly!
  • Anewas: "Coffee, for your own safety, I AM NOT GONNA LET YOU MOVE BEYOND THIS POINT?!"
  • Coffee: "Oh, NOW you want me to be around you?"
  • Anewas: "Wha..... Are you SERIOUSLY gonna bring THOSE old wounds back in?!"
  • Coffee: "Well, I WAS REMINDED THAT MY BROTHER IS DEAD, SO WHY NOT BRING THOSE WOUNDS BACK INTO THIS!?"
  • Anewas: "Coffee, I am just as upset about this as you are, but don't be reckless! You go out there alone, the Willtos will get you!"
  • Coffee: "I already said I'm smart enough to not be fooled by the sudden sight of my brother in here! Septarians are one of the most dominate monster races for a REASON!"
  • Anewas: Coffee!
  • Coffee: NO, I'M DONE!!! NOW THE HEAD OF ALL OUTER GODS IS COMING AND WE MAY NEVER WIN!!!! MAYBE I WANT TO STAY HERE, BECAUSE... BECAUSE... I HATE A LIFE WHERE YOU CAN NEVER ESCAPE THOSE EMOTIONLESS PATHEONS OF COSMIC BEINGS EXCEPT WITH THE LOSS OF YOUR WILL TO LIVE!!! WHAT'S THE POINT OF CONTINUING IF THERE'S NOTHING WE CAN DO?!
  • SpongeBob: Now I'm gonna have to stop you there, Coffer! Outer Gods may offer an imposing challnage, but they're not unbeatable! We've beaten Outer Gods before!
  • Icky: "At least two Erasers, three if we're counting the canon of Sam and Max's Talltale Games, Xavian, The Xzars that were after Millapede, Not-Master Xehanort, The Fearbenders, albeit with Dimentus' help on that, and I know eventually we'll add the Willtos to that list if we have to! Heck, we even de-corrupted a Cyber Guardian awhile back during that Great Cycle mess!"
  • Patrick: "Also on the same event, Spongebob managed to talk down giant mirrory sea serpents to let us go!"
  • Coffee: Yes, but you can't keep using the 'Outer Gods are just as insignificant as mortals' talk forever. How long will it be before they get around that? Then what'll you do? Hmm? You've heard how the Outer Gods responded to Star's insults! You can't win over Outer Gods forever! Well I say I won't have it, ever! I'm done fighting something that can't be defeated!
  • Sandy: "(Grabs Coffee) Listen here, Coffee, if they're as unbeatable as you say, then Drainthus should've brought assured destruction of my homeworld by now!"
  • Gilda: "Yeah, and Equestria would be at the mercy of the Black Emperor!"
  • Sam: "And you could only imagine what Yogg Junior would've had done to me and Max's world."
  • Pang Bing: "And those Xzars Icky mentioned could've already won if it was so."
  • Lord Shen: "And though the imposter Xehanort put up a decent challnage, we won out in the end."
  • Iago: "And the fearbenders LITTERALY fear light! Just like steriotypical dark bugaboos."
  • Agumon: "Heck, we'd be still trapped in that Cyber Guardian if we weren't able to use logic paradoxes on him and glitched the corruption out."
  • Spongebob: "And we wouldn't even be alive if I couldn't talk down the Final Takers!"
  • Coffee: "BUT WHAT'S YOUR PLAN WITH THE WILLTOS?!"
  • Boss Wolf: "Duh. Take their attempts to lure us in with heavy grains of salt. Or preferably, see if we can avoid them and rescue Star and Friends safely."
  • Taffee: "Coffee, I know you're very afraid right now, but fearfulness isn't gonna help. The Real Toffee wouldn't want that from you."
  • Coffee: "..... (Sighs calming down).... You're right, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, it's just...... I haven't been very confident without Toffee ever since, that day. It effected my ability to sway loyalty of my peers. I wasn't even able to maintain the loyalty of bounty hunters, much less your enemies, Misfits."
  • Icky: "If it helps, ya did ended up inspiring Junjie to crash Saetha's wedding sometime after the fact."
  • Coffee: "I feel like that is because this 'Junjie' was operating on outdated infomation."
  • Fu-Xi: "Yes and IT WAS HILARIOUS?! (Laughs!) YOU SHOULD'VE SEEN JUNJIE'S FACE AND THAT GLOWROD GUY'S REACTION?! (Laughs)! Ohhhh man! Good times were had!"
  • Coffee: "Either way, it doesn't count. Toffee would've been much more successful in getting those villain groups involved."
  • Saetha: "He'd also would've done his homework on my people and would know that the good luck thing was a misguided misconception and that the Villain Teams are not exactly brave about messing with AUUians."
  • Coffee: "Yes, but he would've adapted to that and appeal to their sinful nature with promises of fofilling their dark desires! He would've known the Leage's Darkspawn plan, the Scourge Empire's issues with their slavery operations, and..... Whatever Team Nefarious wanted."
  • Icky: "A sure fire key to the Boundry Generator?"
  • Coffee: "Right, that."
  • Anewas: "Yes, but given what was wrong with him, it wouldn't be like he'd be loyal to these things. He would've only said such promises to malmitulate them like how he did to Monsters. He wasn't exactly OUR Toffee. It was an anit-magic slime monster that absorbed his form, made worse by a forbidden one's enfluence! Now, I wouldn't nessersarly say the true Toffee would've been better, but he wouldn't've accepted the forbidden ones and knew not everything needed violence! Sometimes, I feel as if that, if your parents had survived that insodent, your father would had NEVER said those words."
  • Coffee: "But father mainly said that cause he was dying, he likely meant that for us to be kept strong in a time of war."
  • Anewas: "True, but sometimes the last words of a dead loved one can be more powerful then intended. If he had known Toffee would ended up the way he is, he certainly wouldn't've said those words!"
  • Coffee: "Well, brother's gone either way! And there's no way he'll come back, not with Star being so soured about his existence."
  • Taffee thinks: "Then all the more reason of being cautious about my cloning efforts."
  • Anewas: "Look, as I said, we'll continue this in a safer place. For now, we need to focus on Star."
  • Coffee: "(Sighs)..... Not like you people will let me do anything else, frankly."
  • Saetha: "Well come on, team, let's get going. (The group moved)."

Outskirts of Willopian Palace.

  • The Misfits kept hidden as the Willopian castle was seen.
  • Spyro: "We got to get past these Willtopian Guards."
  • Sparx: "Well, since these things are hyper easily lolled by any mortal here, I think some live bait's in order- NOT IT?"
  • Other Lougers and heroes but Spyro and Cynder: "NOT IT?!"
  • Spyro: ".... Ugh, it always has to be the Purple Dragon to do the heavy work."
  • Cynder: "I hear ya."
  • Spyro and Cynder flew off, intentionally flying in front of the Present Willopian Guards!
  • Willopian Guard 1: "OMG, THEY ARE SO PRECIOUS?!"
  • Willopian Guard 2: "LOOK AT THEIR LITTLE WINGS, IT'S LIKE THEY'RE STILL GROWING UP?!"
  • Willopian Guard Captain: "WELL DON'T JUST STAND THERE, NIMRODS?! CAPTURE THOSE CUTIES?!"
  • Spyro and Cynder flew off with the Willopian Guards persuing them!
  • The rest of the heroes got into the castle.

Inside.

  • The Group cautiously venture inside the area.....
  • Icky: "I'm getting The Dark Christail Meets Shadow the Hedgehog Game from this place."
  • Iago: "With a strange pinch of dark daycare."
  • Voices were heard, of which the group were quick to hide and take cover.
  • Two Willopians were seen dragging a crocadilian being!
  • Willopian 1: "Oh this is just precious, we rarely get a chance to have a Crocagorian from the wildverse all the way here!"
  • Willopian 2: "I know, their magic's not strong enough for even viewing portals yet!"
  • Crocagorian: "PLEASE LET ME GO?! LET ME GO?! I DON'T WANNA BE HERE?! I WAS CHASING THIS WEIRD TENTICLED CREATURE THAT WAS INDUSING CHAOS INTO MY WORLD, NEXT THING I KNEW, IT SENT ME HERE, I-"
  • Willopian 1: "Figures, those naughty Mischivers and their pranks!"
  • Willopian 2: "And so bold of that one to appear in a Mid-Rim Dimension too! That dimension is ways off from the nearest spot near the Outer-Rims!"
  • Crocagorian: "WHAT'RE YOU TWO TALKING ABOUT, PLEASE, LET ME GO?! I WANT TO GO HOME?!"
  • ???: "(Prolonged Whine), Dear Crocagorian, (A Willopian simular to SkekSil) This is home now, yes? (Holds up a bottle of Cosmic Milk) Crocagorian will come to like Willopian Dimension, Willopian Dimension will care for you."
  • Crocagorian: "What is that?! Get it away from me- (Gets the bottle shoved into his mouth, as the cosmic milk began to take effect and pasifived the Crocagorian as he starts sucking on it like an infant, getting hooked onto the addicting substence)...."
  • Willopian 1: "Masterful work as usual, Vizier Wine'up."
  • Vizier Wine'up: "Crocagorian was getting fussy, Wine'up fix fussy, yes? Now take Crocagorian to Nurse Kindergardon, and post-haste! That was last bottle until harvesters return with more All-Mother Cosmic Hair! Go!"
  • The Willopians dragged off the passifived Crocagorian as Vizier Wine'up whined prolongedly again, satisfived, and hovered off somewhere else....
  • The Heroes came out, ensured they were gone....
  • Saetha: ".... That, was basicly what happens if they get their misguided Skeksis-Black Doom inspired mits on you."
  • Lord Shen: "What was in that bottle that passifived that poor soul?"
  • Glossiary: "The All-Mother's Cosmic Milk, made from her cosmic hair clippings after being lidquidfived. The most addictive substence in the Multiverse to non-Outers. It makes them addicted to it to the point of mental regression. It wasn't meant for mortal consumption."
  • Icky: "Well how can anyone be addicted to something sounding so gross?"
  • Loosonary: "It's not exactly hair on how it works in inrealm mammels. It's actselly pink cosmic energy that grows out of the All-Mother's head ever-lastingly. There are times where it would get unruly and she has to trim some excess stuff off, where enough of it can become a new future prime for a new Outer God race, or if not enough for creation, either gets made into cosmic milk, or if she had no nessersary need for it, it gets placed into her private dimention for clippings.... Which unfortunately is neigbers with the Willopian dimention, cosmicly close enough for them to safely enter and collect as they please."
  • Sparx: "Caaaaauuuuuuussssssse why?"
  • Glossiary: "Willopians travel VERY slow in the inbetween realm, slow enough that they're easy prey for Pathmakers. That's why they make people here loss of will and addicted to the cosmic milk. Once you escape, they can only hope you end up coming back to them for whatever reason."
  • Saetha: "In otherwords, I think I can guess why Xorbin's followers stopped going after Star. They believe that destroying her is moot for now cause of her being trapped here."
  • Anewas: "Well, Xorbin may be easily won over by such convinence, as far as we know.... But I don't think the All-Mother would accept such a folly."
  • Icky: "All the more reason to get Star out of here before she ends up being the perfect excuse to finally deal with a bad case of hair thieves!"
  • Glossiary: "You guys go to the Simulation Rooms. I need to rescue my children! (Goes off!)"
  • Loosonary: "He needs to do this on his own.... He greatly owes the commission after all. Now come on. (Goes with the others)."

The Commission's location.

  • A Large Cosmic Machine was seen as Na-Knee was holding the commission members, as some Willopians were dragging in a ghastly looking creature with exaggerated female lips with fangs, tenticles on the chest, a fly-trap tip-tail, and long tendrils on her head.
  • Kronor: ".... A Verse Hiver Matrich. Never thought I would get to see one out here."
  • Dimenopia: "Well take a picture, cause I don't think she'll be like that for long."
  • Verse Hiver Matriarch: "YOU ANNOYING VERMIN?! IT'S BAD ENOUGH MY HIVE AND HANDSOME PATRIARCH GOT WASTED BY THE SLEEP REAPERS, NOW I END UP HERE AND TREATED SO POORLY?! (Gets shoved into the machine) I COULD'VE BEEN QUEEN OF THIS PART OF THE MULTIVERSEAL SEAS?!"
  • Willopian 1: "Oh get over yourself. (The Machine was turned on as the Verse Hiver Matriarch began to scream as she was cosmicly morphed around, where after awhile, she was turned into another Willopian)...... And welcome to the family. (The Willopians and their newfound member left)."
  • Na-Knee: "(Proceeds to palce the commission in a holding cell) Machine will take while to recharge, so Na-Knee watch over defects till machine ready again."
  • Phystal was worried now, as is Kronor and Dimentpia.
  • Glossiary was carefully looking in, trying to figure out how to rescue his children....

Spyro and Cynder's location.

  • The Willopian Guards were seen trying to look for Cynder and Spyro to the best of their ability.
  • Spyro and Cynder felt confident that they can ditch the guards here and go to the palace unguarded now.

Simulation Room.

  • A Willopian Sciencetist simular to SkekTek was seen monitoring the simulations of every held being of the dimension enjoying perfect lives.
  • Automated voice: "Dr. Kindergardon, the Crocagorian has arrived."
  • Dr. Kindergardon: "(Presses button) Send him to room U892."
  • A Tube extended into that room and dropped the Crocagorian in, now living a fantasy.
  • Dr. Kindergardon: ".... Another day, another cute mortal to keep. But even the Crocagorian is nothing, to the Mewman. (Looks at Star's simulation).... The queen, will love you espeically, my dear."

Star's Simulation

  • Saetha: (They arrived) We need to stop her soon. If she finds the perfect life for herself, the effects of the dimension and cosmic milk will be permanent.
  • Icky: AW, COME ON, ANOTHER DEADLINE?! How are we even supposed to find her and her friends?! (Suddenly a magic firework spell blasted showing Star and Marco were getting married)
  • Iago:... Of course they had to think about that.
  • SpongeBob: But at least we know their location.
  • Saetha: We have to hurry. The moment they kiss, it's over!
  • Merlin: Well good thing we have magic again. (They just teleported to a church where they saw Star and Marco in wedding garb as the Willtopian Queen, who's disguised and we don't know the true form yet, was the priestess)
  • Saetha: There they are!
  • Anewas: We need to go in, and-
  • Donkey: HEYHEYHEY, you want to do this right!
  • Anewas: What are you talking about?
  • Shrek: Oh boy!
  • Donkey: There's a line, there's a line you gotta wait for! The priest lady is gonna say 'Speak now or forever hold your peace', and THAT'S when you say 'I OBJECT'!
  • Anewas: "Duh, wha....."
  • Icky: "He's basicly saying he wants to do that perfecting timing trope all wedding situations have."
  • Anewas:... ARE YOU FOR REAL, MULE?! TIME IS TOO OF THE ESSENCE FOR THEMATIC CLISHES!!
  • Donkey: HEYHEYHEY, LOOK, you want this to go with no damage, don't you?
  • Anewas: Yes?
  • Donkey: You want them to not ache when leaving?
  • Anewas: Yes?!
  • Donkey: BACK TO NORMAL?!
  • Anewas: YES!!!
  • Donkey: (As Shrek lipped his words) THEN YA GOTTA GOTTA TRY A LIL TENDANEEAAHS, CUZ CHICKS OR FRIENDS LOVE THAT ROMANTIC OR CONSIDERATE CRAP!
  • Anewas: UGH, FINE, WE'LL DO IT YOUR WAY!!! WHEN DOES SHE SAY IT?!
  • Donkey:... We gotta check it out.

Later.

  • The Misfits are seen doing a comical balencing act just as Spyro and Cynder arrived and saw this.....
  • Spyro: ".... Are you kidding me?"

Dr. Kindergardon's room.

  • Dr. Kindergardon saw this unfolding in Star's simulation as well.....
  • Dr. Kindergardon: ".... I, don't think I reckitnesed these mortals. Tee-heehehehehe, naughty little scamps. (Grabs a communication system)..... Na-Knee, you're needed in the Mewman's siluation room."

Converson Machine room.

  • Na-Knee: "(On communicator) Na-Knee understands. (Hangs up. Then looks at contained Commission) Defect Infintaries better behaive. (Leaves)....."
  • Glossiary saw his oppertunity to get in, and does so, rather clumsly and was lucky no one else was around and that this place looked sound-proof as Glossiary slammed bandaged face-book first!
  • Glossiary: "D'owwwwww, why, must Outer Gods feel pain?!"
  • Phystal: "Glossiary!"
  • Kronor: "You came back...."
  • Dimenopia: "Ya did made sure you got help first and you didn't just stupidly come back because you didn't liked to be alone, right?"
  • Glossiary: "(Gets up slightly dazed) Worry not, I did came back with help. They are already seeking out Star as we speak."
  • Phystal: "(Claps snake-heads) YAAAAY?!"
  • Dimenopia: "But Nanny Goodness has the keys!"
  • Glossiary: "Don't worry, I can hack the lock, with my own feather quill hands! (Trips to fit one of his quill hands in, but they were too big to fit and he just ends up looking like a yuts)....."
  • Kronor: "(Displeased face, same with Demnopia)...... We're going to be here awhile, aren't we?"
  • Dimenopia: "(Annoyed) Eeeeyup."
  • Phystal: "...... Wanna play cards?"
  • Kronor/Dimenopia: "No."

Star's simulation.

  • The Misfits were still towered up as the Preistess still went on and on and on.
  • Spyro and Cynder sat around, annoyed......
  • Spyro: "..... Sometimes I am earnestly amaze this group managed to beat the kind of enemies we beaten."
  • Cynder: "Ugh, I think I can understand why mother was so frustraighted to have repeatedly lost to us. Sometimes the Lougers can be PRETTY embarrising."
  • Spyro: "Yeah, but, then again, that's family for ya. (A shadow loomed over the two)....."
  • Cynder: "..... Ooooooooh-"
  • Spyro: "-Crap."
  • The two look to see Na-Knee, with some Willopian Guards and Vizier Wine'up as she whines prolongedly again.
  • Spyro/Cynder: "..... (Looks at eachother) DOUBLE CRAP?!"
  • Vizier Wine'up: "Wine'up always finds mortals so adorable when they're being (Singalongy) nauuughttttttttty!"
  • Na-Knee: "NA-KNEE GRAB?! (Tries to grab Cynder and Spyro but the two dodge and flew off as Na-Knee chase them!)"
  • Vizier Wine'up: "Rest of you, get new mortals! (The Willopian Guards charged!)"
  • Anewas: "(Saw the charging guards).... OH LOOK AT WHAT YOUR SILLY QUEST FOR THEMATICS HAD DONE, JACKASS?!"
  • The Heroes were forced to barge into the temple before the line was said!
  • Coffee: "WE OBJECT?!"
  • Star and Marco were surprised as was the "Presitess".
  • The Group found themselves stared by a full house.....
  • Fu-Xi: "..... Hey how ya doing? Have you tried the veal?"
  • Crane: "That's litterally made from intentionally mistreated baby cows."
  • Fu-Xi: "..... Second thought, don't recimend."
  • Taffee: "(Sighs), Here I am, once again causing wedding druma. (To Star) Star, I am here to give you a very late gift. (Brings out the Monster Genes Cure, and a second one) Both for you and Marco to cure of your monster genes, and the, appearent Monster Arm issue.... Point is, you're not being yourselves and I'm here to help-"
  • Star: "Seriously Taffee?! What is it with you and interupting weddings, girl! I mean, first you lead Junjie to find Chaemera, now this?! I mean, I'm grateful for the cure, but can't it wait AFTER the wedding? The reception at best, okay?"
  • Coffee: "(Stops Taffee from trying to speak again) Listen well, you blonde idiot, the real Mewni is about to enter civil war! Seth regained control of monsters thanks to Asper coming back and assended to Outer Godhood! Mewni and New M/onstrarus needs you, stupid as you are!"
  • Anewas: "(Sarcastic) GREEAAAAT Negosiation Skills, Coffee."
  • Coffee: "Hey, I'm trying to challnage her athority, that always sets her off!"
  • Lattee: "BUT NOT IN A GOOD WAY?!"
  • Coffee: "Hey, it worked when I was fighting her that one time."
  • Lattee: "BUT WE'RE TRYING TO HELP HER, NOT AGGROVATE HER?!"
  • Coffee: "Well I noticed that she gives better results aggrovated! The Magic Realm's destruction cause of Mina's impudence ring any bells, people?!"
  • Marco: Um, it's kinda rude to do this during our honeymoon. But thanks for the cure so I can forget that the monster arm even existed. We'll drink em as soon as we kiss.
  • SpongeBob: BUT YOU CAN'T KISS!! If you do, you'll never leave.
  • Star: What are you talking about? That was all just a dream. This nice lady said so.
  • Mimi: Ugh! Why'd this have to happen on the same month as Halloween? This is bringing back bad memories of the Zuhrontimon thing!
  • Saetha: Oh, you're positive it was all a dream? Then how do WE know about it? You never told us.
  • Star: I-... That- (She got migraines as she sweat out some of the cosmic milk and the Willtopian Queen got worried)... That's obviously magic.
  • Tom: GET OUT OF THE DAMN CHURCH!!!
  • Marco: "Tch, totally expected that to be uttered by a demon."
  • Tom: "I'M NOT A DEMON OF BIBLICAL PROPORTIONS?!"
  • Merlin: Star, you need to remember SOMETHING about your real life. What about everyone you left behind?
  • Marco: JUST GET OUT!!! GUARDS?!
  • Lord Shen: (He pointed his blade at him)... It was no dream! Why do you think the dream still lingers in your mind? Typically unless you keep a dream journel or a dream catcher, you forget about them after awhile. Your real memories are trying to fight this dimension's effects!
  • Priestess: Ahem! It is not polite to point weaponry at the groom on his wedding day!You have disrespected this wedding with your unpolite behavior.
  • Lord Shen: STAY OUT OF THIS!!!!
  • Priestess:... (She snaps as Lord Shen just got distracted with a proposal from Celestia, then suddenly Shen began losing focus to everyone's shock...)
  • Merlin:... What did you do to him?!
  • Priestess: I felt like he needed to be passifived cause he was being quite feisty. Besides, Star and Marco aren't leaving. This is their home and they're staying here!
  • Saetha: STAR, MARCO, THE MONSTER SIDES OF YOU ARE LETTING THEM RUIN YOU!! YOU HAVE TO TAKE THE CURE!!!
  • Priestess: Tch, you seriously couldn't wait for the reception, can you? Kindly leave, now!!
  • Saetha: SHE JUST WANTS TO USE YOUR HARDSHIPS BECAUSE SHE PUTS HERS OVER YOURS!!
  • Priestess: Ugh, how extremely unpolite?! Guards, kindly show these trouble-makers the door! (They came out as she just knocked them out by smashing their heads together)
  • Saetha: YOU DON'T GET TO DECIDE WHAT THEY WANT!!
  • Priestess: Oh? Well they said themselves that they didn't like that kind of life. A life where Outer Gods never leave you alone? A life where one act of doing something right in their eyes only makes you just like your traitorous mother? A life where your mother threatened to send you to a brainwashing reform school? A life where two races never change their viewpoints on each other? A life where everything you love is ruined? Why should she want a life like that? It's nothing but heartbreak and cruelty.
  • Saetha: LIFE ISN'T SUPPOSED TO BE EASY!!! Do I agree that you were dealt with too many bad hands, Star? Yes! But giving up to the Willopians isn't going to resolve them! Everything involving disliking magic and now the cosmic forces is because of that Monster side! And it needs to be cured, right now!
  • Priestess: I may not speak for other dimensions, espeically not the vast majority of the Outer Rims, but I speak for THIS ONE!These two are staying! End of story! You may kiss the bride!
  • Saetha: NOOOOO!!! BOTH OF YOU, TAKE THE CURES NOW!!! (Guards took them away as she wrestled them off) PLEASE!!!... ALL OF YOU ASK YOURSELVES THIS: WOULD THE REAL STAR BUTTERFLY SAY NO TO MAGIC AND JUST FLATOUT RUN AWAY FROM HER PROBLEMS?! WHY DOES THIS REALITY COINSIDED WITH YOUR DREAM?! IT'S LIKE THIS REALITY IS FINISHING THE BAD DREAM!!! BOTH OF YOU, THINK!!!! WOULD YOU TRULY WANT THIS REALITY FOR THE REST OF YOUR LIVES?! A HAPPILY EVER AFTER IS NOT WHAT IT WAS CRACKED UP TO BE BY FAIRY TALES?! IT'S A GLORIFIVED TERM FOR RETIREMENT FOR HEROES?! THINK ABOUT IT?! NO MORE EXCITEMENT!!! NO MORE CHALLENGES!!! IT'S A LIFE THAT QUICKLY GETS BORING!!! JUST TAKE THE CURES!!! PLEASE!!! (They were thrown out as Star and Marco look at each other and sobbed cosmic milk tears)
  • Priestess: Ahem! I litterally said you may kiss the bride, so get smooching! (She tried awakening their inner monster as they fought off the control, but since they couldn't drink it, they just splashed each other with the cures at the exact moment they kissed) No, no, NO!!! (Their inner monsters were puked out by the two, as Monster Star, turned fully septarian, and the Monster Arm, now a Chuthulu-Faced Marco with giant tenticle arms, reformed from the puke, the two stared at eachtoehr and fell in love and hugged eachother, and left the area. Either way this broke Priestess' control)..... Usually the miricle of new life happens a long time after the wedding.
  • Star:... DID WE JUST PUKED UP MONSTER VERSONS OF OURSELVES AND THEY FELL IN LOVE WITH EACHOTHER?! Where the Hekapoo are we?!
  • Marco: Yeesh, this is like our own utopia... And why do we look like we're getting married?
  • Priestess: No wait, wait, WAIT?! (She revealed her true form, which resembles abit like SkekEkt with abit of SkekSo, freezing everyone else in place as Star and Marco got surprised and freaked out!) DON'T LEAVE?!
  • Marco: "..... Awwwww nuts, I remember now! We got POUNCED by the Willopians!"
  • Star: "Dang, ya think I would've rememebred that!"
  • Willtopian Queen: Please, please stay with us! I know of what happened in your trial with the Cosmic Citidel, I know about the Magic Realms thing, I know about Xorbin being after you! Please! Your safer with us then out there! Plus, I had always wanted to keep a Mewman here ever since Xlazzon had destroyed their dimension! Given what is going on, I may never get another chance! So please, please stay! I promise you'll be happy forever here! We'll make every dream come true here! Just stay!
  • Star:... Well I DON'T want all of this!
  • Marco: Neither do I! This is just the out-of-business sale of QuestBuy all over again. You can give us anything and everything, but you just do that for yourself and that misguided sense of caring for mortals!
  • Willtopian Queen: BUT NOT WITHOUT REASON?! THE INTENDEDS RARELY EVER FORGIVE EVEN THE MOST WELL-INTENTIONED ACT OF WHAT YOU DID, STAR BUTTERFLY?! ALL THEY WILL CARE ABOUT IS THAT YOU WRECKED MAGIC, AND TO THEM, REASON ASIDE, YOU STILL COMMITED AN ACT OF DEFILING THE GRAND DESIGN?! THEY WILL ALWAYS PUT THAT ABOVE ANYONE'S FEELINGS OR WELL-BEING?!
  • Star: "Then I'll snap some sense into them and get them to cool their heels... Assuming they have heels, I mean."
  • Willtiopian Queen:... HOW ARE YOU STILL SO BRAVE ABOUT EVERYTHING AFTER WHAT I JUST TOLD YOU?! YOU CAN'T DEFEAT OR ESCAPE OUTER GODS!!! THEY'LL NEVER GO AWAY, BECAUSE THEY OWN THE MULTIVERSE LIKE CORRUPT REALTORS THAT WILL FORECLOSE ANYTHING IN YOUR LIFE AND ALWAYS GET AWAY WITH IT!!! NO GOOD CAN COME FROM THEM!!! IF YOU LEAVE, YOU'LL JUST BE ASKING FOR THEIR BULLYING WAYS!! THE ONLY REASON XORBIN DIDN'T PURSUE YOU STILL IS BECAUSE HE KNEW YOU BEING HERE IS A NON-ISSUE TO THE INTENDEDS NOW?! IF HE'S GIVEN THE IMPRESSION YOU'LL COME BACK, THEN, THEN I CAN'T HELP YOU ANYMORE AFTER THAT?! THE INTENDEDS, NARY FORGIVE ANY OUTER GOD THAT DEFENDS YOU FOR WHAT YOU'D DONE, MUCH LESS DEVIENTS LIKE POOR OL' ME?! THEY WILL HUNT YOU DOWN FOREVER!!!
  • Star:... And what's so wrong about that?
  • Willtopian Queen: "(Surprised face as a broken string sound was heard!)..... I LITTERALLY JUST SAID XORBIN HIMSELF IS AFTER YOU?! HE'S LIKE, THE MEANEST AND CRUELEST XZAR IN THE XEXAXEZ'S RANKS?! HOW, HOW, HOW ARE YOU THIS, MINDLESSLY BRAVE?!"
  • Star: "Hey, I even saw Thaumorpheus' true Caped-TV-head form and still interacted with him fine! If I can handle that, Xzars are not actselly that bad! I mean, come on, they're litterally just black-smog monsters with red eyes, what's the horror-appeal of that? (The Willtopian Queen was shocked on this unpresidented amount of bravery in a mortal, a Mewman, a race that was practically wiped off the Multiverse by the Xzars no less, acting so casual as if even Xorbin himself is no deal! She was afraid that Star is going to get herself killed, and once more, she would lose her chance to ever get a Mewman in the realm to keep!)....."
  • Willtopian Queen: "..... DON'T YOU HAVE A SENSE OF SURVIVAL?!"
  • Marco: By all means, we do. It's just our sense of adventure and thrills, kinda outranks it. For an Outer God, Devient Status aside, you clearly don't know us ALL that well apart from the basics. We live for that kind of danger! We LOVE danger! So, sorry Queenie, but I don't think Star and I are suited for your cosmic daycare anymore! (The Willtopian Queen's power over them was fading as everyone was purged of the cosmic milk by crying it all out from their bodies and left)
  • Willtopian Queen: NOOOO!!! PLEASE?! COME BACK?! I WILL NOT LET XORBIN DESTROY YOU ALL?! YOU'LL THANK ME FOR WHAT I AM GOING TO BE MADE TO DO?! GUARDS!!! AFTER THEM!!!! (They chased them as they found the heroes at the mercy of Na-Knee and Wine'up)
  • Na-Knee: (Did this)
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The Yum Yum Train Robot Chicken Adult Swim

  • River:... Yikes! Mother of the year, everyone.
  • Star: KITTY BACON HAWAIIAN NIGHTMARE!!! (She tried to fire the spell but it didn't work, all was heard was a comical rashberry sound....) Oh right, Thaumorpheus' isn't distributing magic to Mewmans anymore.
  • Eclipsa: "I don't suppose now would be a good time for Glossiary to come and rescue us!"
  • Loosonary: "(Quietly) Bro, whatever you are doing, now's a good time to come with the calvery."

Glossiary's location.

  • Glossiary was seen throwing a tantrum as he can't unlock the lock!
  • Dimenopia: ".... (Sighs, pulls out a hairpin and gets the cell)...... Gloss, you can borrow my hairpin. (Glossiary looks at the hairpin and takes it embarrsed)..... But hey, if it helps, we're glad you came back for us at all."
  • Glossiary: "(Sniffles happly). So, all is forgiven?"
  • Kronor: "That much is still to be earned, Glossiary."
  • Glossiary: "Right, shouldn't try top push my luck here."
  • Phystal: "Wait, Di, you could've just used your hairpin all this time?! And for that matter, dad, your an outer god, why couldn't you-"
  • Glossiary: "The lock was made of Lovecraftium. It's outer god powers proof."
  • Phystal: "..... Awww man, even as an Outer God there's still limits?! THIS BLOWS?!"
  • Kronor: "Oh cease your belly-aching!"
  • Glossiary: "Get along, you two. You're going to get out soon."
  • Dimenopia: So, get the lockpicking over already! I do NOT want to go back to an illusionary world.
  • Glossiary: "Right right, alchourse! (Gets to the lock and starts picking it with the hairpin) Let's see, carry the one, subtract the 16, over the barrol, loop-de-loop, batten down the hatches, (Kronor and Dimenopia rolled their eyes at Glossiary's pointless banter) Mother told me to pick the very best one and- (Opens the lock) HA-HA?! PERFECTION?! (Opens the cell with the trio freed!) Now we must join with the others, they likely had already rescued Star by now!"
  • Dimenopia: Bet you 10 bucks they didn't make it.

Later...

  • Dimenopia: (They saw the Lodgers in their current situation) HAH!!! I KEEP MY 10 BUCKS!!! SUCK IT LIKE A LOLLIPOP STICK!!!
  • Glossiary: Can we just help them? Star obviously can't help. (She and her group were pathetically try to get to them as the guards were holding them back)
  • Phystal: Wow. And I thought I was pitiful. Also, you'd think as Outer Gods we'd be over-powering these guys.
  • Kronor: "1, these are Outer Gods as well, so it's an even fight here. Second, Infintaries are, not considered to be particularly STRONG Outer Gods in that they're meant to assist in the Infinity Libary with the Infinity Libarians, not really meant for combat."
  • Dimenopia: "Seriously? It's not enough we turn out to be outer gods, but appearently we're also WEAK ones?!"
  • Glossiary: "Worry not! What we lack in physical prowless and uh, cosmic ones, we have the weapon of knowledge!"
  • Kronor: "Though in thanks to you not embracing amorality, emotion highs has rendered you to be sort'of an utter dope of a weirdo."
  • Glossiary: "But I can be VERY surprising..... (Points another direction) AIEEEEEEEE, A MORTAL NAPPER?!"
  • Willopian guard 1: "Oh no?! Not another one so soon?! Fowl disgusting shadow-fly monsters and their enslaved meat-puppets in gentlemen flies?!"
  • The Willopian Guards charged another direction!
  • Phystal: ".... I guess Emotion Highs made them kinda stupid too."
  • Wine'up saw what occured.
  • Wine'up: ".... Ugh! It was luck those were rookies you silly defects tricked! But now defects must face- (Kronor punches Wine'up down as she screamed) HOW DARE YOU?! HOW- (Dimenopia stomped on her hand as she screamed!) AGGHHHHHHHHHHHHH?! MY HAND?!"
  • Na-Knee: "(Was surprised) Uh-oh! Naughty Defects got out! Na-Knee fi- (Phystal christailised Na-Knee!)....."
  • Phystal: ".... Okay, don't want to scare anyone, but, this is the first time I christailised an Outer God, so, no safe assurence it would actselly hold."
  • Spyro: "Then let's not take chances and escape?!"
  • The group escaped, but then suddenly, the Willoptian Queen blocked their escape!
  • Willopian Queen: "I can obviously see you mortals are VERY cranky today! So some time in the Time-Out Zone will amend this! Then we'll be given the heavy duty Cosmic Milk Bottles to amend any desire to leave FOR GOOD?! As for you defects, when you are converted to Willopians, I see to it that in the first few centauries you will be made to do heavy labor before you are forgiven of this RUDENESS?!"
  • Music was heard!
  • Icky: "Awww no, is this chick gonna sing?" (She sang this as she chased the heroes everywhere)
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Mind Brand (English Cover)【JubyPhonic】マインドブランド

  • Star: WHY?! WHY DO YOU DO THIS?!
  • Willtopian Queen: You want to know? Quite simply, Outer God Devients have it worse then even defects of the Intendeds! The Intendeds may be stuck in a perpetual loop of doing repeated cycles, but at least they have purpose! We Devients have no point to our existence! But some have it worse then others! You can argue that at least Verse Raiders get to enjoy ill-gotten wealth and that Mischivers get to do whatever they want! But we Willopians?.... There's a reason why we want to have mortals here. We want to feel impourent to them. To feel love. It's because, we can't make children of our own since Outer Gods can't sexually reproduce, and we also can't create other versons of ourselves outside of converting other devients and whatever unlucky defect we can catch! It also doesn't help that the Intendeds don't approve of all devients, much less those that don't even want to do anything awful to mortals or inrealm deities alike, like us. As you can guess, we're, not too popular with the intendeds neither, like all Devients are. But, it's one thing to just have their ire and be considered vermin to be Hybernation Realm'd on sight, cause at least in an eturnal sleep, you can be alone in your subconjustus with your personal fantasy... It's another to REALLY be on their badside, like you did, Star Butterfly. To suffer their endless hunting for the rest of your limited mortal existence? Countless years of hiding and running, your life being ruined endless times? To never have the perfect life? To NEVER be able to escape Outer Gods?... (Sobbed cosmic energy)... CAN YOU IMAGINE WHAT THAT'S LIKE?!?
  • SpongeBob:... I guess we can?
  • Willtopian Queen: So if you can't do anything about it... Why fight it? The only way to escape it is to find a dimension that drains your will to live and turn it into your kingdom. A kingdom where people who were also victimized by the Outer Gods' grand design can live for eternity.
  • Marco:... I'm, sorry to hear that. But wanting something so badly can change you forever. Star learned that the hard way. Destroying magic had serious consequences, hating Outer Gods had serious consequences, and staying here had serious consequences. You can't just run away from your problems.
  • Shenzi: Chyah! A wise monkey once said, the past can hurt, but you can either run FROM it, or, learn from it.
  • Wiiltopian Queen: ".... But I don't think I can ever face the past. We're all afraid of it here."
  • Star: ".... Well, I promise I'm gonna get you girls to pull yourselves togather and use your powers right. (A Portal Appears behind the group) In the meantime, your quitter's daycare dimension, just isn't for Marco and me."
  • Mr. Whiskers: Isn't for ME and MARCO, I FRUIT YOUR BAD GRAMMAR! I may not exactly be a genius neither, but even I ABHORED ILLITTERACY!
  • Marco: It's Star. The cutest dingaling I ever met.
  • Star: "But, I can say, thanks for allowing us to practice a wedding we'll worry about WAY into the future soon, byyyyyyyyyyyye! (The group lepted in before any Willopian can do anything!)"
  • Willtopian Queen: "MISS STAR, NOOOOOOOOOOOO?!"
  • Dr. Kindergardon arrived too late with giant bottles of Cosmic Milk!
  • Dr. Kindergardon: "DON'T WORRY MY QUEEN, I'M- (Realises it was too late)..... Too late, am I?"
  • The Willoptian Queen broke into sad crying!

Inbetween Dimensional Rift.

  • The Willtopian Queen's cries were heard as the Lougers and friends with the rescued Mewni group crashed into the inbetween dimension rift.
  • Marco: ".... Honestly though, it still wasn't TOO bad of a place. I was happy otherwise there."
  • Star: "I know. It was finally a place we can be happy. A shame to having to leave it."
  • Icky: "Trust us, with a giant angry universe eating galaxy being after yer asses, I doubt a bunch of busted unintended cosmic entities with severe empty nest syndrones would offer so much protection."
  • Globgor: "AND WHY, DID YOU BROUGHT (POINTS TO GLOSSIARY) HIM WITH YOU?!"
  • Po: "Hey, give the guy a break, he helped us rescue you guys from the Willtos. They were gonna make you stay with them forever like parents that don't want their clearly grown up children to leave!"
  • Moon: "Well, at least SOME relitive good actselly came from you, Glossaryck, or Glossiary as you had reveiled yourself as."
  • Loosonary: "ONLY BECAUSE YOU MADE HIM?! If you people just understood that SOME things should've stayed a secret, he would've kept you people as close as possable, AND YOU WOULD'VE AVOIDED BEING MOMMIED BY THE WILLTOS FOREVER?!"
  • Ludo: "And HOW is that a bad thing? Those Willtos weren't THAT bad!"
  • Loosonary: "Perhaps not intentionally, but consider these two things: One, the Willtos will end up making you people unable to save Mewmanity and Monster kind from themselves and/or the Outer God tandrums they are made to suffer at the moment. And 2, I think Icky covered on how Xorbin would reap hell in that poor dimension just for you guys, perfectly well, if he had been given the impression they couldn't contain you?!"
  • Eclipsa: "Well, they do offer fair points, everyone. We do at the very least have to give Glossiary even limited credit for helping us even dispite our-"
  • Star: "We could've eventually figured the Willtos out on our own and saved ourselves! I mean, Lougers, why are you guys defending him? I mean, Blossoma or whatever her real name is now, I would get, she's Gloss' sister, but you guys? Didn't you guys discover everything?"
  • Taffee: "By all means, it wasn't, a pleasent revelation, but.... It wouldn't help to remain grudgeful to him."
  • Coffee: "Indeed. Take it from someone who isn't exactly thrilled at him neither at the moment..... The fact he parpisipated in rescuing you people, even when gratatude is at a all-time drought, speaks louder then any ill-conchived notions of him."
  • Star: "But-"
  • Coffee: "Hear me out, Star Butterfly?! If he was no better then any of the Outer Gods throwing severe fits at Mewmanity, he would've left before we had arrived to meet him. Instead, he litterally came to us and told us about your Willto problem. He went through the trouble of asking for our help, even when we wouldn't exactly acted so gently as all of you had done."
  • Moon: ".... Actselly, Star, I wouldn't call that a bad argument. Perhaps if we weren't so tempermental about what happened to Jackpot's place, we would've-"
  • Star: "OH THERE YOU GO AGAIN, MOM, SIDING WITH CRAZY PEOPLE AGAIN?!"
  • River: "Star, sweetie, it can't be denied that perhaps we over-judged Glossaryck- Erm, Glossiary. Perhaps he's not AS bad as we considered."
  • Globgor: "(Facepalms) Ugh, really River? I know you're not exactly a genius, but really?"
  • Eclipsa: "Globgor, please."
  • Globgor: "WELL HONESTLY, I KINDA LIKE TO THINK WE JUDGED HIM AT APPROBEATE VARIATIONS?!"
  • Pony Head: "EXACTLY?! How is being upset for all the lives that died there suppose to be "Over-Reaction"?! Oh sure, he said alot of those things weren't exactly planned, but it's NOT LIKE HE DID ANYTHING TO STOP MEWMANS AND MONSTERS FROM KILLING EACHOTHER?!"
  • Loosonary: "Hey, I'll have you know that bro and the rest of us tried to have the conflict end as much as possable! It was just that Mewmanity and Monsters couldn't LISTEN TO US! At most, the war was YOUR OWN CHOICES?! Not meaning to victim blame, but, one could argue that bad acters like Asper and Seth were tainting relations as is! So, by all means, they're the real ruiners, not us! Now, do I agree we could've handled it better? Yes, but, we also didn't had a choice but to roll with the punches. We were just forced to wait for you people to stop on your own accord."
  • Star: Can't he and you and maybe Contentyck if that's even his real name anymore see the future?!
  • Loosonary: Yes, but we can't reveal it. Futures always come true and there's nothing that can stop it.
  • Icky: "What about false visions or when the future DOES change?"
  • Loosonary: "False Visions usually only plague start-up or amature vision-seers and the future only changes if time travel or forboding propercies get involved. Yes, the future isn't always written in stone, but I do like to think it is written on paper with sharpie markers that only cosmic white-outs can alter."
  • Icky: "Ahh, fair point."
  • Loosonary: Also.... Just telling you the future would've made it come anyway. The future can't be escaped. If we told you, it would've happened in a more damaging fashion. Anything that happens was always your choices. That's why my brother trained each queen differently. It's this same mistrust that ended up getting Star to peek in Eclipsa's 'forbidden' chapter when you summoned him at the worst possible moment... THEN PROCEEDED TO WASTE HIS TIME TRYING TO GET TO YOU!! We see the future and make it work for the better, and you scold him for not telling you. He didn't tell you, because he wanted to protect you from yourselves.
  • Eclipsa: "..... Well, when you put it like that, perhaps, we all kinda have ourselves to blame."
  • Globgor: "SERIOUSLY?!"
  • Eclipsa: "Well think about it?! Glossiary and his kin didn't TOLD US NOR REQUIRED we'd go to war with each other! We desided that on our own stupid merit because, tainted politics!"
  • Globgor: ".... Well, that, and it's all Asper's fault now that I'm thinking about it. He did mold your mother into being the Carver of Monsters. Oh, and yeah, Seth did NOT helped matters."
  • Ludo: "BUT GLOSSY'S KIN WERE THE ONES WITH THE MAGIC?!"
  • Loosonary: "But we had no control over what you people decide to do with it. We were more like guides. We're basicly just a glorifived suggestion panel. We were optional to listen to. What was decided with magic was, mostly your doing."
  • Ludo: "...... Wow. Magic really WAS a slave."
  • Star: "(Bewildered) But, but, YOU LET US DESTROY THE MAGIC REALMS WITHOUT A WARNING THAT IT COULD BE A BAD IDEA!!"
  • Loosonary: "Star, be honest, even if brother DID brought up that the Outer Gods would throw a nasty fit over the Magic Realm's destruction, you would've still decided that letting Mina genoside monsters out of existence to be worse then a few angry cosmic entities cause of the Monster Genes."
  • Star: ".... Well, I, I don't deny that, but.... At the least we would've been prepared for it! I would've avoided the things I said to them, I would've comforted Thaumorpheus and keep him on my side, I-"
  • Loosonary: "It wouldn't change much. Thaum would end up being deemed ill-fit to lead the court and he would've been replaced by an un-biased judge and it would've still lead to Xorbin saying the words that triggered your angry rant. Again, those Monster Genes had a grip on you, AND telling you what was to come wouldn't change it."
  • Shifu: She's right. It's like I told Taffee: A wise turtle once said that one often meets their destiny on the path they take to avoid it.
  • Star: ".... You mean..... The Outer Gods would hate Mewmanity no matter what? AND FOR WHAT?! Because some long ago king wanted to have an Inter-Dimensional Empire?!"
  • Loosonary: "Well it's not so much hate as, they're just being afraid for the well-being of the grand design if even so much as the nicest of beings are allowed an Inter-Dimentional Empire, nevermind those guilty of extreme events like "Mewnipendence Day". I think it's already stressed that nothing makes balence in the Multiverse be out of wack more then a dimension spaning empire running amok of things. The Outer Gods have this stigma that races that tried to make an inter-dimentional are ALWAYS gonna be bad news and almost never have inviting things to say."
  • Star: "(Breaks into crying), SO I GUESS MY STUPID RANT DIDN'T HELPED MATTERS AFTER ALL, HUH?!"
  • Loosonary: ".... That was why my brother wanted to fix that. And it was why he picked Mewmanity, who were considered one of the worse offenders of interdimentional imperialisum cause of how the Old King used magic to make virtually unstoppable armies that congured all of the Mew Dimension."
  • Star: "WELL THAT STILL PROVES HE WAS MISGUIDED?! CAUSE, I THINK THE LEGACY OF THE OLD KING STILL LIVED ON IN MEWMANS LIKE MINA AND ASPER?!"
  • Glossiary: "Sis, I got this.... (To Star) I know, you are not satisfied with me at the moment, but please know that I picked Mewmans to be on how the Outer Gods can better prevent inter-dimentional empires short of vicious cycles, cause of how Mewstral thought you had great potaintional, before the old king made that go down the drain. What I was doing, was reviving that potaintional so the other Outer Gods can see it as well."
  • Star: ".... If so.... I'm..... We, we're sorry we ruined that by being STUPID?!"
  • Glossiary: "..... Perhaps, it's time for me to explain how I even came to be known to Mewmans at all. If I explain that, would it ease any tensions with us?"
  • Star: "(Sniffles)...... I don't know....."
  • Marco: "(Comferts Star)..... Well, I think it would be nice to at least know why Gloss bothered with Mewmans at all, even if they never took him at seriously."
  • Star quietly nodded yes in agreement after awhile....
  • Glossiary: "..... It all started in the Dimension of Sand, a realm where it's nothing but deserts. I found a Mewman Colony that would become the Mewmans of Mewni..... They were the last proven Mewmen Colony, as many unlucky others were already claimed, by the Wipers. Outer Gods of the Destructor Class that basicly function as a quiet clean-up team for survivers of dimensions destroyed by Xzars for Inter-Dimensional Imperialisum."

Flashback.

  • (Glossiary): "And it wasn't hard to notice that they were next on the list when Probes were already eyeing them..... So, I improvised by taking the form I took, of a Bluonk, posing myself as a being of magic that showed those Mewmans into what would come to be Mewni, and had them introduced to Monster Kind, which cancelled the Wipers planned charge at them, cause I had proven Mewmanity's existence to any dimensional residence."
  • (Eclipsa): ".... I am admitingly curious, Glossiary. Why have you and kin like Loosonary and Contentyck took the forms of Bluonks, other then just because they were rarely spoted in the realms you took us in?"
  • (Glossiary): "Well, it's the same reason that inspired me to even get us roped up into all this craziness..... It's because the Bluonks believe that, a better connection between inrealms and outers can be achieved..... They revealed that all it would take, is the one mortal being of bravery so unwavering, even the meanest stare of a Xzar or the might sight of an Eraser, does nothing to them. But, there was a catch. This kind of mortal would only exist from the strongest of dimensional races. And, I happen to acknowledged that Mewmans happened to be pretty strong. So, here we are."

Present.

  • Star: "....... So, you never intended for horrorable things to happen?"
  • Glossiary: "Not at the extent they went. I mean, I did want to challenge Mewmans, but NOT LIKE WHAT YOU WENT THROUGH?! But, I adapted to what had occured and learned to work with it. I mean, I know in hindsight I should've been abit more firm with some of you, but, it was back before I learned from you about empathy and compassion, I was held back by Outer God mentality and allowed you people to learn for yourselves. It was, a perfect example why the Outer Gods allowed Inrealm Gods to exist. We're LOUSY at watching over mortals. We outers were meant to keep cosmic mechanics in check. We're meant to work behind the scenes, not directly interact with the actors, unless for specific reasons. And... That's what makes being an Outer God sad..... We were meant to exist, just to make inrealm lives happen, keep them balence and keep the cosmos in order, and we do this for endless eternities. Looking at the same rebirthed multiverses and see how they can be done differently again and again and again.... It couldn't be helped to lose sight of how grand making life is, because..... We seen just about every possability imaginable.... And thus, even for the standerds of amorality, we just become.... Apathetic to everything. And the only ever time our endless service ends, is if we go rogue and get sent to the Hibernation Realms for an endless sleep, just to be replaced by the next eternal sap to do what the repalced one was doing?! All, in the name, of the grand design. So pardon me, if I thought, (Starts crying), if it was lonely at the top, and I wanted to hang out with inrealmers?!"
  • Star's group finally understand everything better now.
  • Glossiary: "..... Look, I am still willing to bring back any and all loved ones and other victims back after we're done, and then, I'll turn myself in to the All-Mother to face trial, and likely get sentenced to the Hibernation Realm. Just, at least let me make my final moments making it right with you people, and getting the Outer Gods passifived....."
  • Kronor: "..... These terms are acceptable but one:...... There is, no requirement for you to having to sleep forever in the Hibernation Realms, nor suffer the other Outer Gods' rage for what has occured."
  • Glossiary was confused.....
  • Glossiary: ".... But, I thought that-"
  • Moon: "Gloss, please. You had perfectly explained that you never intended us for be harmed, that everything was just bad happenstance of our own doing, and that, we understand why you wanted us to begin with. If all this trouble was to get the Outer Gods to understand the flaws in their amoral line of thinking, well.... How can anyone be mad at that? Given what they're doing to Mewmans now, to ALL beings in our position, I'm surprised someone like you didn't try something sooner."
  • Phystal: "Also, finding Mewstral and getting her help is mostly your idea, and.... We were helpless to the Willtos without you, so.... Honestly, we still need you."
  • Globgor: "Also, uh..... Sorry about crushing your head. Blame that on monster aggression."
  • Dimenopia was looking down, conflicted about everything. She understands Glossiary better, yet some part couldn't let go of anger.....
  • Eclipsa: "I inspire myself to try and change notions and conceptions between Monsters and Mewmans.... But now, understanding that cosmic forces have ill-conceptions of us, then.... I wish to change that as well."
  • Dimenopia was finally inspired to let go of her anger and fully got what Glossiary tried to do....
  • Dimenopia: ".... Gloss, by all means, I still have MANY issues with how you executed what you tried to do.... So, why not help you execute it better and get the Outer Gods realised what they have before they ruined it and/or miss out!"
  • Star's group began cheering behind this!
  • The Lougers were seen sitting in theater seats to the confusion of Saetha, Anewas, and Taffee and Coffee.
  • Icky: "(Eats Popcorn) Ya gotta love mushy reconciles."
  • Coffee: "..... (Grabs Icky by the neck) IS IT TOO MUCH TO ASK YOU MISFITS TO TAKE THIS SERIOUSLY?!"
  • Loosonary: "Perhaps we should get out of the inbetween realms and get right back on course."

Realm of Rejects

  • The group finally arrived to the Realm of Rejects.
  • Star:... Thanks for saving us back there. We were this close to giving up forever. Though the Willto Queen did look very upset. She wasn't trying to be awful, she just doesn't know what to do with herself.
  • Lattee: "Well, I'm sure we'll have to give them a consolation eventually, just as soon we figure out what to give them."
  • Fritilla: Well we should know by now that Outer Gods may be all-powerful, but they aren't unstoppable. Hard to stop, maybe, but not unstoppable.
  • Glossiary: Indeed... In fact, there's more to the story of Mewni than I said. All the dimensions you're familiar with... They were what's known as an orbital multiverse.
  • Gloria: Orbital?
  • Glossiary: Dimensions have an infinite amount of relationships with each other. The ones you know are a very special case. When I found them, I discovered their relationship was way more pure than any other. As if they were drawn together by something similar to true love. They were just pocket dimensions that managed to develop their own life with magic. Mewstral saw this as very interesting and... We decided to give them a gift. One of them, of course, was unintentionally Mewmans, well, after they lost the cosmically distant Mew Dimention I mean.
  • Marco: I'm confused. That mural of you under Britta's Tacos said that Mewmans were originally humans.
  • Glossiary:... I, admit that was another, fabrication designed to help encourage better relations. See, your mother is actually a hybrid descendant of deviant Mewmans that retreated to Earth in secret.
  • Marco: "Tch, figures. But hey, guess I'm tecnecally, sub-Mewman, I guess..... Ohhh boy, that means most Earth Humans might be in trouble here."
  • Glossiary: But don't be too discouraged. Many dimensions have different names for humans, or at least have beings vaguely reminitsent of humans.
  • Icky: "Way to feed Humanity's existencal narisisum, mac."
  • Glossiary: Not dignifying that with a response. Anywho..... The deceased dimension known as Mew, not to be confused with the adorable Pokemon, had the natives named 'Mewmans'. To quell any confusion, no, the Mew part is not meant to be cat-based! Mew is actselly short for "Mana-Enhanced-Weilders". The magic they had allowed them to evolve into their own race. That mural was just a vague way to show that the Realm of Magic had so many entrances to so many dimensions. The mural was just to have your humans escape the dimension in case of apocalypse. Each magic well in the orbital multiverse was the same thing.
  • Janna: Cool!
  • Max: "Well Sam, it looks like Humanity's existancal bragging rights has been overtly warrented."
  • Sam: "To the dismay of any alien race that has criticised humans for being worthless and pointless evolutionary dead-ends and that of self-louthing nihilists."
  • Glossiary: So I made a goal: Giving this self-aware orbital multiverse a trial to prove it's worthy to unite into it's own world. If the multiverse could make a relationship so genuine and powerful, they would earn their unification. And when Star and Marco show that they just couldn't leave each other even when standing in the midst of the Realm of Magic's destruction, that was the genuine relationship we were looking for. The plains have passed their test and earned their union. Thus New Mewni was created. And thank goodness it happened after that Great Cycle mess was dealt with and that Marco's Earth was kept safe from it.
  • Marco:... That's actually very symbolically beautiful. I never realized that much
  • Star: Me neither.
  • Pony Head: I never thought I'd say this, but the multiverse is CRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAZY!
  • Glossiary: And they even needed guidance in common mortal views of morality, and that's why we brought them to the UUniverses. And once they united, they became another world for it.
  • Tulio: Well, in a cosmically crazy and ethically questionable way, it did kinda, pay off. Mewni 2.0. certainly was a nice change of pace from just another copy of Earth. We have SO many versons of it for some reason.
  • Merlin: That's because humans needed infinite amounts of Earth to diversify themselves in this cartoon dimension.
  • Tulio:... Makes sense.
  • Moon: "Though, why were the Outer Gods so against it?"
  • Loosonary: "Well, the biggest flaw of our intentions was that, well, it's as simple as just because of Outer God Politics. Dimention Merging without their imput or approval has been criticised to be, dangerious, in a worse case. It screws around with physical laws, it causes Time Butterflies of those dimentions to fuse, and if not done properly or with Time Counciler awareness, which admitingly would've helped, it just created a deformed mess of a Time Butterfly, as deminstraighted when the Time Butterflies of the connected dimentions ended up being a deformed growth to the Center United Universes' Time Butterfly, it distrupts whatever intended desteny those realms could've had in the eyes of the Outer Gods, and in bad enough cases, merged dimentions end up attracting Outer-Dimentional Parasites."
  • Star: "That, actselly explains why one of the Cosmic Powerians was so, mean about it."
  • Loosonary: "Oh don't worry about, Power Powerians are known self-rightious hot-heads, it's mostly their over-powered provado that is doing the talking."
  • Star: "Well why did the other ones unscrambled New Mewni with him?"
  • Glossiary: "Well, put it simply, to their eyes, those dimentions weren't meant to merge. They were meant to be seperated by the law of the Grand Design. They think those dimentions have too many radically different sets of rules to be compatable, espeically with the Neverzone in mind and it's accelerated years, among other things that I think sis has already covered. But I believe what ultamately soured the first impression-"
  • Eclipsa: "Was magic's destruction."
  • Glossiary: "Yeah.... Also didn't helped that Star threw a VERY nasty opinionated rant at the Outer Gods for only doing their jobs! They meant no intended malice, it's just, well, when you have seen many multiversal births, ends, and revivals/rebirths, you just, grow numb and, amoral to everything. They just ended up deeming preserving balance and the Grand Design more impourent than inrealmer feelings....."
  • Star: "..... Makes sense. Especially since the multiverse is ageless... Which doesn't seem possible, but we're all mostly too mortal to comprehend it. But, that Xorbin guy didn't had to be a jerk about it! We never experienced an ageless amount of time witnessing similar events, so how were we supposed to understand their point of view? Also, he said harshly that I didn't deserve Marco because of my crime. That triggered my reaction and my hatred for Outer Gods."
  • Glossiary: "One, he's a destructor class outer god, and a Xexaxez no less, they're kinda meant to be jerks. Also, Xorbin's a p***k, even to his own race, heck, even to the leading Xexaxez, because he takes his job WAAAAAAY too seriously! He doesn't represent Outer Gods as a whole and just like monsters, it's not fair to judge a race after one individual's actions."
  • Kronor: "Well I can relate to being too passionate for your job, but Xorbin went too far doing damage to the Gambler Dimention and those not even connected to Mewni! Let alone us! And yes, using such harsh words on Star was practically asking for a harsh reaction."
  • Star: "Yeah! He was hurting Jackpot's business and friends! He had no right to do that!"
  • Loosonary: "Again, Xorbin REALLY loves his job. That passon made him an overly aggressive Xexaxez to the point that he can intentionally ignore their own rules just to ensure a job's done. He tecnecally already went beyond the limit ages ago, but even the leading Xexaxez council are afraid to challnage him cause they're afraid doing so-"
  • Sandy: "Would have him become a Xzar Equilent to Drainthus."
  • Loosonary: "One way to put it. They're afraid that if they challnage him, he would go rogue and risk making the Xexaxez look bad to the Outer Gods and face the same fate as the Omni-Hearts and be eradicated into the Hybernation Realms to extinction."
  • Marco: "So they let him get away with his crap because they're afraid he would be the litteral death of them?"
  • Glossiary: "What can we say? Outer Gods are stupidly easy to betray."
  • Star: "..... I can't help but to feel like there's more to Xorbin's particular hatred to me than just because of what I did! It was all in his scary eye. The other Xexaxez Xlazzon at least was nicer to me, well, nice as a universe eater can be, when I can talk him down. But Xorbin?... He looked way too malicious, even if that's suppose to be apart of being a universe eater. Like he had a greater goal in mind."
  • Loosonary: "Well, that's, the other thing, the misfits made us promise to want to talk to you about..... Star, I had my own project within brother's attempt to unite the dimensions. By all means, we're still sorry you and everyone else had to go through so many pointless and mindless pain, and we promise to do mad amounts of resserections to rectify it, but they were for a good reason...... Star, you, were meant to be a 0-Bravery Mortal."
  • Star: "..... Wait, I was meant to be a coward? Well no offense guys, but that plan FAILED!"
  • Loosonary: "..... Walked right into that one. Ahem! No, Star. You might remember that brother referenced on in his story. A 0-Brave Mortal isn't a complete coward. It's speaking on the opposite side of the scale. Zero as in the level of bravery that is beyond. The one being above any of the usual acts of punishment and penance usually offered onto any mortal "stupid enough" to criticize their ways. Unlike typical mortals, even those that're of 1-Braves, 0-Braves don't instantly turn coward at the sight of a pissed-off Outer God, and that their power and usually hard to comprehend appearences in some cases, as 0-Braves often possess power to actually beat an Outer God if the circumstances are correct, like in your case, that ever problemsome Nameless Spell."
  • Star: Hmm.
  • Glossiary: Yes. In fact, the last 0-Brave Mortal of this dimension was the man who invented lovecraftium: H.P. Lovecraft.
  • Marco: The author who popularized Outer Gods?
  • Glossiary: The very same.
  • Gazelle: "That is, unfortunate, cause I heard about how he's-"
  • Loosonary: "We know. Keep in mind that his uh, unfortunate views on race, was apart of the time period, cause trust me, lots of other people of his period probuly weren't vast improvements baring rare exceptions. A product of his time if you well. But if it helps, not every verson of H.P. is alike."
  • Glossiary: Indeed. There have been many versions of him, but this one was a UUniversal crusader who was unsatisfied with much of the UUniverses that were already discovered, as well as other dimensions in the infinite multiverse. But he wondered 'what about outside dimensions?'. Then it hit him. He was made famous by exploring where no mortal had ever gone before. He traversed the webs of the Pathmakers... And confronted the Outer Gods themselves. But his primary enemies were Mischievers, Outer Gods of chaos that balance peace with disharmony. But there were Outer Gods who went rogue. Beings that no mortal could possibly defeat... But he found a way. Lovecraftium. But he didn't make it. Rather, he found it. The story was, thousands of years ago, in the days of magicians and sorcerers, a being from another universe came to Earth. It was said to be born from an alchemist's nightmares, part machine and part demon. It quickly gained worshippers and slaves and was completely resistant to any spells cast against it. A team of alchemists and magicians created a spear made of a metal never seen before, an alloy of mystically-charged particles, substances from fallen stars, and the strongest materials mined from the earth. The spear was more than enough to physically harm the creature, but when charged with magic, even being near the spear was enough to drive the creature mad. It fled, never to return. Time went on and the Spear was found out to be dangerous to humans as well. But it just takes longer. The spear was melted down and kept separated, drained of it's magic to protect its wielders. The metal was saved just in case the demon came back, reforged into new forms such as coins.
  • Cleanser: Just like the one Velocius gave us. OF COURSE!!!
  • Marco: You just quoted the story of the Magic Coin on AtopThe4thWall by Linkara, my favorite comic book reviewer.
  • Glossiary: "THAT'S only where YOU heard the story from. It's in the eye of the beholder. Anyway, Lovecraft found out the properties of the coin he found on his travels and discovered it was the perfect weapon to defeat rogue Outer Gods. And he did. All his literature including those of Cthulhu and the leader of all Mischievers, Azathoth, were from his life as a crusader. All rogues that he defeated. But the point of this story is that 0-Braves are either a good asset or a bad asset. Bad assets end up becoming interdimensional empires to be cleaned up by the Xzars. Good assets... Do the right thing with this unreachable bravery and stand against beings that could kill them in a nanosecond. They can even come to good graces with Outer Gods. Heck, you were even able to turn Thaum into a sort'of friend..... Up before until ya kinda ruined it."
  • Star: ".... Ohhhhh..... That, explains why he got so upset. I didn't mean to, it's just-"
  • Loosonsary: "We know, things have been said that would prove regretable, but Thaum only got that way because it was the first time he ever exspearienced heartbreak and doesn't know what to think anymore..... Though the angry rant likely didn't help, understandable reasons of being harshly told you don't deserve Marco aside. You are a 0-Bravery Mortal, and that rant to Outer Gods that could kill you an infinite number of times over proves it."
  • Star: "Well why did they still wanted to hurt me for that?"
  • Loosonary: "Fair's fair, they, don't exactly know you are a 0-Brave yet. As far as they know, you're just another by-product of a would've been race of an Inter-Dimentional Empire, and what you said, has been what is expected of them to say. Races of interdimensional empires are often total pricks. Not helping that it's been implied that you have PTXRSD."
  • Moon: "Ohhh, Star."
  • Taffee: "I suppose we should work on finding a cure for her then, after we resolve our greater issues."
  • Star: "..... Now I really need to find Mewstral. She could help snap some sense into Thaum."
  • Loosonary: "At most, she should convince Thaum to give you another chance. Mending his feelings has to be up to you. Because you see, 0-Braves are supposed to be the bridges between inrealmers and Outers. The one being, meant to bring better understandings between both of them. Without 0-Braves, well, at most Inrealmers will either be ignorent to their existence or be limited to cosmicly aware beings teaching them anything, and the Outer Gods? Well, you all saw what occured. Without direct understanding of mortal context, they're just gonna end up using the same solutions to different problems over and over again, if not sometimes BECOME the problem, and never understand the moral issues of it because of amorality. Basically, they ended up causing more problems than most bad devients even WISH they could do. Xorbin's, just another symptom of a larger problem."
  • Coffee: "Well it doesn't exactly explain why he would hate Star the most! Is she not the perfect solution to the Outer Gods being absolutist pricks?!"
  • Loosonary: "That's, kinda why he does hate her. Xorbin is among a very few number of Outer Gods that haven't written off 0-Braves as multiversal myths, as he thinks a 0-Brave is dangerous."
  • Marco: "How?! He's a giant living black-to-darker green blue and purple galaxy monster?! What does he have to be afraid off?!"
  • Glossiary: "Well, to Xorbin, a 0-Brave would be the end of the Xexaxez ever doing their nonsense with causing cults to create Avatars for them. To him, that's the end of "Innovation" for the Xzars. The end of Xzars' traditional ways as a whole. Xorbin sees these Avatar creating exploits as means to better go after inter-dimentionals guilty of creating balence destroying Inter-Dimentional Empires. A 0-Brave could ruin all of that for them, and then they'll never get an Avatar."
  • Taffee: "Not like it was really going anywhere anyway."
  • Loosonary: "Xorbin only views the many failures as exspearimental stages. But make no mistake. Toffee was finally the one guy meant to be the perfect Avatar, one that would've been seen replicated for every Xzar. Toffee's defeat and the previous Xzar's turning on Xavian who had the perfect recipe down, was not comferting news for Xorbin, who he suspected that it was the work of a 0-Brave...... And unfortunately, he got his proof when he bad-mouthed your relation with Marco and got you to make a REALLY unsaviory rant against the Outer Gods, to not just make sure he knew exactly what you are and get Mewmens back on the Xzar menu again, but to keep the Outer Gods from ever wanting anything to do with you, Star, and to distence any friends you did made, away from you. Espeically Thaum, the one figure who would have a say to defend you."
  • Star: ".... You mean Xorbin said mean things to PURPOSELY MAKE ME LOOK BAD?!"
  • Glossiary: "He figured that based on your, tantrums, monster genes not withstanding. he can make you look like a maniac to the Outer Gods and their Grand Design loving sensibilities so he can have unfethered access to, dispose of you with little interfearence."
  • Star: ".... (Angerly) I, am so, gonna kick his big galaxy butt for that?! Or at least, whatever quilifives as his butt!?"
  • Sandy: "I knew it! Xorbin's gone the way of Drainthus!"
  • Jade Tusk: "Or at the least, is at risk of being so. Either way, a potaintionally rogue Outer God is a danger to this Multiverse, and needs to be stopped."
  • Coffee: "Well since Xorbin absolutely LOVES what he's doing, it's not like we can just make him doubt himself, cause it sounds like he's DAMN sure with what he's doing, and he's likely more then aware of what Star is capable of and will be prepared to couter-act it!"
  • Lord Shen: "Something we'll figure out in time. For now, let us get moving and-"
  • The War of the Worlds Moan was heard.....
  • A storm brewed as a transpartent silluette of a very large force was seen in the clouds....
  • Suddenly the clouds began to swhirl, as the silluette vanished, and assending down, is the All-Mother's energy cat avatar, flouting down gracefully, eyes shut, and landing before the surprised group, the storm vanishing as quickly as it came.....
  • The All-Mother folded her arms togather like a buddest monk and opened her eyes, as her pink cosmic long hair flowed across the wind....
  • The All-Mother: ".... Well, it took longer then I thought to finally meet you, Star Butterfly, but, here we are."
  • Glossiary: ".... (Gulps)..... The All-Mother, in her Innerverse Avatar. (He and Loosnary bowed nerviously)...."
  • Phystal: ".... Uh, since we're Outer Gods as well, do we have to bow, or-"
  • All-Mother: "My deers, you don't have to keep those mortal forms anymore, you can finally show your true colors. (Thanos Snaps the Commission Trio to turn into their true Infintary forms, albeit it was noticed that they still bore traits of their false identities).... Interesting. It seems that you had been in those forms for so long that your bodies had adopted faverite traits."
  • Snake-Arm 1: "..... Holy crud, we're still a thing!"
  • Snake-Arm 2: "But now we are like snake-feathers!"
  • Phystal: "..... Awwww, I miss my cape!"
  • Dimenopia: "..... If I'm being honest, lady, I kinda like my Candlelian form better. Cause I am NOT crazy for having a book-head!"
  • Kronor: "...... My skull appears to have become part of the book now. This is, curiously odd."
  • Star: ".... Look, All-Mother, I know your mad at me at the moment, but can't we talk about this?"
  • All-Mother: "As a matter of fact, I-"
  • Globgor: "GRAB HER?! (The Heroes but Star and Glossiary's kin charged out, only for the All-Mother to litterally just snap her fingers and the group got quantomly frozen but the eyes and ears)....."
  • All-Mother: "..... Quite the eccentric set of friends, you have, Young Butterfly."
  • Star: ".... Okay Kitty Cat! You wanna play rough!? (Enters Butterfly form) THEN GET READY TO SAY ME-OWWWW?!"
  • Glossiary/Loosonary: "STAR NO WAIT?!"
  • Star charged to deliver a serious blow, but the All-Mother litterally calmfully and reflexfully grabbed Star's fist.....
  • Star: "..... Okay, I can totally add this to the list of really bad i- (The All-Mother swings Star around and throws her across the Realm of Rejects) DEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA (Crashes somewhere in the distence)....."
  • Star moaned and got up, as the All-Mother instintly teleported to her location.
  • All-Mother: "..... Ya know Miss Star, I actselly only came here to talk, but I wouldn't mind sampling your capable power and strength. After all. A 0-Brave is supposed to be an inreamler capable of even giving ME a run for my cosmic money. Because rarely ever since Gliticer do I have an honor to fight a REAL opponent. Being the most powerful of all Outer Gods does have the drawbacks that, anyone you fight is like fight amateur hour."
  • Star: "(Spits out dirt).... Well then get ready for one hell of a sparring partner, puddy tat!"
  • All-Mother: "90,009,087,259."
  • Star: "..... Wow, you heard that line before?"
  • All-Mother: "Sorry, mental lists of when people throw cute re-buttles and nicknames like that. Comes with being the prime de-facto of all Outers."
  • Star: ".... WELL STILL?! Get ready for one of the biggest fights of your Outer life?!"
  • All-Mother: "Well the jury's still out if it'll match fighting Gliticer, but I am savering this moment."
  • Suddenly, as if out of a Dragon Ball Super fight with Beerus, star began fighting with the All-Mother, as this was witnessed by Glossiary's kin and the still quantomly frozened heroes, as it got the attention of Mewstral, Feartrick, Vonbon, and Duster from a distent lowly giant hut where the clashes were seen from the sky!
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  • Glossiary: "OH MY GOODNESS, THIS WAS THE OPPISITE OF WHAT I WANTED?!"
  • Loosonary: "We need to find Mewstral!"
  • Dimenopia: Hold on! Something's not right. All-Mother doesn't seem to mean any true harm. She only wants to talk, and if she didn't, she would've killed Star already.... Glossiary? You may be correct. She's not the malevolent person we feared she was.
  • Glossiary: See?... But still, we should get Mewstral-
  • All-Mother: Hold on there, Gloss! Let me have this! (She froze them in place)
  • Dimenopia: ".... Okay, maybe not true harm, but, I am getting the feeling she has been made motivated to test how much of a fighter Star is and wants to test that power."
  • Kronor: "That is also a very likely possability."
  • Phystal: "At least we can still talk though."
  • Mewstral, Featrick, Vonbon and Duster arrived.
  • Mewstral: "(Sees the frozen group after seeing the fight)..... Glossiary? Loosonary? Is that, you?"
  • Feartrick: "Your familier with these infintaries?"
  • Mewstral: "Well yes, they and a 3rd one are my assigned Infintaries! What you two doing here, and where's Siamimaana? What have you being doing since I ran away from the Infinity Libary?"
  • Glossiary: ".... Ohhhh dear. I was afraid of this moment. Lady Mewstral, it's, a very, very long story."
  • Vonbon: "..... Why am I getting an itching feeling I'm about to get REALLY pissed at you?"
  • Duster snorted at Glossiary, equilly having the same feeling.
  • Mewstral: ".... (Deadpan) Glossiary, what did you do?"
  • Glossiary: Um...... (It cut to a far distance)
  • Mewstral: WhaaaaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT?!?
  • Mewstral was steaming mad!
  • Mewstral: "GLOSSIARY, YOU EXTREMELY MISGUIDED DEFECT?! IS THAT WHAT YOU WERE DOING?!"
  • Glossiary: "I know, I know, I already got many scorns on when they discovered it, but I promsie, it was within good reason!"
  • Mewstral: "(Mewstral, while still anrgy, was conflicted now)..... Gloss, you litterally defied SO many laws of the Grand Design, for the Bluonk's vision of a utopia and having a zero brave?!"
  • Glossiary: "All for you, Mewstral. (Mewstral calmed down enough, but still had that look of anger)...... Because seeing you desistated by the Mew Dimension's destruction desistated me. I knew how much you cared for Mewmanity.... So..... That's why Mewni happened as it did."
  • Mewstral: "...... Glossiary..... You...... You poor well-meaning Infintary."
  • Loosonary: "Mewstral, I know it was perhaps a poorly exicuted move, but-"
  • Mewstral: "Not finished....... Glossiary..... If you wanted to help change everything in the Multiverse, why didn't you invited me to help make sure it was done right?"
  • Glossiary: "(Slight surprise).... I, had assume you would be adamant about it."
  • Mewstral: "Oh don't get me wrong, getting Mewmans dragged into a war with the Bestarians AND causing the Magic Realms' destruction were DIFFENTENTLY THINGS I WOULD DRAW THE LINE AT?! Me, Feartrick, Vonbon and Duster would've been great aide in this. I would've been able to keep the Outers at ease."
  • Feartrick: "I would've had Vonbon kept track of everything in things like Toffee and such."
  • Vonbon: "Yeah, and Duster..... Well, if he was given a new purgatory to rule, he would've done something about Seth and Asper ages ago."
  • Duster nodded with an agreeing grunt.
  • Glossiary: "So, you're not mad?"
  • Mewstral: "Oh, by all means, I still have to say this was a sloppy exicution of this whole thing.... But I am more then willing to help out. This being said, I feel like the All-Mother would insist on having her sparring session with Star. She made her too interested in her fighting skills after that attempted punch to be eased down now."
  • Kronor: "Figures as much."
  • Dimenopia: "Could you at least unfreeze everyone?"
  • Vonbon: "We do that and we end up like you guys. The All-Mother may be fighting Star, but she is NEVER truely distracted! She pays attention to EVERYTHING! So, you're just gonna have to wait for Star to satisfy Star's ability to be an actual challnage, or heck, actselly win in a best case scenario."
  • Phsytal: "Double figures!"
  • Star: (She kept fighting All-Mother and overheard them)... You know, they're making a good point. If you were here to kill me, you would've already done it. I thought you were the worst of the worst.
  • All-Mother: Is that because you're scared of Xzars?
  • Star: NO!! They're just galaxies with Sauron eyes on them.
  • All-Mother: I know that's not true. You've only gotten used to even the scariest depictions of them. You see them as nothing... But the real things on the other hand? Mewmans just can't resist the fear after what Xlazzon did to Mew. It's like an inner fear you didn't know you had because your ancestors experienced it. I know you have PTXRSD, Star Butterfly.
  • Star: OH, DO I? PROVE IT! (All-Mother shapeshifted into a Xzar, as Star ended up cowering and even peeing herself and crying) YIKES!!!! THAT REALLY IS F*****G TRAUMATIZING!!!!
  • All-Mother: Yes, but you had been good at showing no fear for a while, especially in the trial. But you were no doubt terrified, though you had fought it when your kinship Marco was insulted, it just got reignited when she threatened the Outer Gods. Even 0-Braves have trouble balancing their fear and courage. Lovecraft certainly did when he first met Azathoth. The basic king of multiversal chaos beside Invictus.
  • Star: Who?
  • All-Mother: Long story. But this fight is to test you, Star Butterfly. I know you don't want a monster like THIS to threaten your home. And as the Willtopian Dimension taught you, you can't run away from it. You want to save your home, friends, family, and your boyfriend? Show me the 0-Brave inside of you! Fight your PTXRSD!
  • Star: "I mean, Toffee was one thing when he had the Xzar powers, but, the organic shorce of it-"
  • All-Mother: "Then pretend I'm him who had assended to becoming an Xexaxez and had came back for another round. I wager that would motivate you to- (Star raged out into her Butterfly Form)..... Glories, that worked better then expect- (Star charged and slam into the All-Mother and crashed into a mountain!)..... (Laughs bemused!) Now THAT'S the spirit, Star Butterfly!" (They kept fighting)
  • Mewstral: "(Sees that the fight is about to crash where they are).... Okay, I will have to unfreese everyone just to keep them safe from collatteral damage! (Unfreeses everyone!)"
  • Marco: EVERYONE TAKE COVER!!! (They did that as their battle shook the ground)
  • Star and the All-Mother were at a stale-mate.....
  • All-Mother: "..... Ya know Star, I rarely get to face an actual challnage since Gliticer. It's kinda why I have a non-interventional life-sytile. Not even the strongest of threats the inrealms and any of my children and grand-children could offer ever match up to that destructive force. Usually all other threats are balenced out one way or the other. Whether it's heroes saving the day or a villain's own bad karma catching up, both in some cases. I do have to admit that, I more or less envy the Multiverse. Only being a watcher, never a partaker, because I would litterally resolve the issue before any earnest challnage is offered. That's why we Outers gave the Multiverse Inrealm Gods. We over-quilify in direct care of them. Well that, and emotions is what drug-based plants are like to mortal inrealmers. It can be unhealthy and addicting."
  • Star: "Yeah, learned that the hard way with the Willopians."
  • All-Mother: "But in absince to actselly getting direct with mortals the vast majority of the time, barring exceptions, we get the next best pleasure in watching the cultures and socities grow from the cosmic realms we had introdused. Granted, it has not always been perfect for Inrealmers, but, the beauty of your socities is more then enough for us. Hence why my children and grand-children are understandably testy about inter-dimentional empires. They always ruin that beauty within moments of even minor and brief interactions."
  • Star: "... Yeah, but, did they have to do things like destroy those universes guilty of such things?"
  • All-Mother: "Again, kinda why the Outers made Inrealm Gods. Even with the power of the cosmos, we may not always make the greatest of choices. I, also admit that cause of my non-interventionalisum I wasn't able to offer proper guidence on how to resolve such issues. My place in the Multiverse is to care for yet-to-existence Outer Gods for the Multiverse and raise them to be new Outers. After they become a certain age, it's the Cosmic Citidel that desides their fate. And, as you can imagine.... The Outers only understand the bigger picture.... Not, so much the details."
  • Star: "As they had JUST proven listening to Xorbin, what I did to the Magic Realms aside!"
  • All-Mother: "Star Butterfly, the other cosmic forces may not understand this yet, but you are someone special enough that no cosmic entity will ever deny. The one mortal no cosmic force will ever overlook."
  • Star: "Well, clearly, cause, they just tried to put me on trial and-"
  • All-Mother: "Please don't distract us from the point, Star."
  • Star: "Sorry."
  • All-Mother: I'm here to not only test you, but to ensure your fears are conquered and your power are restored for the confrontation with Xorbin. There's a reason even Xlazzon despised him. Xorbin doesn't do his jobs because it has to be done... To our viewpoints. He does it because he despises mortals. Creatures that'll do anything destructive and catastrophic for low personal goals. Basicly, he's taking the stigma against Inter-Dimentional Empires to a new level beyond even Destructor standerds. He takes pride in playing his targets like toys. To him, it's how he solves his insignificance. But to us? It's the stepping stone for another rogue Outer God.
  • Star: Well he DID tempt me to threaten the Outer Gods on purpose. He's up to something that involves me and vilifying Mewmans.
  • All-Mother: That's what I intend to prepare you to find out and stop. Though this isn't my only test. (She leapt out of her attacks with her body's cat agility) You must confront the creators of the infamous Infinity Stones, among other similar relics, the Cosmic Powerians. My earliest children if you will.
  • Star: You mean those ASSHOLES WHO TORE APART NEW MEWNI?!
  • All-Mother: You mean the ones assigned to the Merged Dimensions issue? Matter of fact, yes. Though I trust you had a less then pleasent encounter with Prowerful.
  • Star: "Oh yeah, he was the meanest of them, at least the others were trying to be POLITE about de-unifying New Mewni!"
  • All-Mother: Again, you'll have to understand that they're just trying to do their job.... Though I agree the Cosmic Powerians need some adjustments in temperment. Point is, there is a reason for seeing them again. They're the ultimate crafters of godly power and weapons.
  • Star: But how can I do that?
  • All-Mother: Well here's a hint: they're made from the power of their own dimensions. So, their power only works in this dimension. Each universe has it's own Cosmic Powerians. Unfortunately, they are aware of this weakness. So here's a trick... (She whispers in her ear)
  • Star:... I like how you think.
  • All-Mother: But you'll have to be quick about it. They are quick-thinking. The source of their power is their staffs. Each have the Infinity Stones.
  • (Deadpool): Thanos was REALLY bad at safeguarding them. (Laughs as Star just punched him away)
  • Star: Should be easy with my buddies around.
  • All-Mother: Actually, only Mewmans can help you. The point is to empower you and clear the name of Mewmanity.
  • Icky: SERIOUSLY?!
  • Lord Shen: SILENCE, PREHISTORIC ONE, WE HAVE TO REMEMBER THAT THIS IS THE ALL-MOTHER HERE?!
  • Marco: Then I will be by her side. I'm Sub-Mewman, so it counts.
  • All-Mother: Duly noted.
  • Moon: We always have your back, Star.
  • River: YEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!!
  • Meteora: GAAAAAAAAA!!!
  • Eclipsa: But, how can we fight them? Magic was our trump card. Now Thaum won't let us use it.
  • All-Mother: "Well, I suspect that you desire to ease things with Thaumorpheus, correct? Well, you found Mewstral and friends. May as well carry it out. Also, I think you may want to deal with some long ignored dirty laundry in Mewni first."
  • Coffee: "..... Seth."
  • Eclipsa: ".... Asper."
  • Star: I just hope we can pull through without magic. Marco's been teaching me karate since this gremlin infestation.
  • Sparx: But when has THAT been useful?
  • Star: "Well, it allowed me to stand up to the Pie King while he tried to become the Pie Emperor awhile back, for one."
  • Sparx: "We're not counting sublimentry canon stories."
  • Star: "..... Wow, that meta stuff is weird."
  • Marco: Then it's settled. We have to stop this upcoming war between Seth and Asper.
  • SpongeBob: Yeah. We don't participate in wars. But we can prevent or end them.
  • Marco: Well with you guys which I grew up with on TV, at least the horror can be laughed off.
  • Star: "So, All-Mother, now that you got to talk to me and/or fight me a bit because I tempted you into it, what're you gonna do now?"
  • All-Mother: "Well again, if I interfeared in your affairs, you would end up not having all the fun and satisfaction in punishing Asper and Seth yourselves."
  • Icky: "Translation, you're too OP for the plot and are not allowed to help us."
  • All-Mother: "Well basicly if you had to be all post-modern about it."
  • Star: "That's okay. You already helped us enough as you can. We'll handle things from here."
  • All-Mother: Good. Be the best 0-Mortal to date. (She disappeared)
  • Icky: ".... Okay, gang, time to go after the Episode's title big bad."
  • The Group entered a new portal, as they were witnessed by the female X-Fate again.....
  • Female X-Fate: "..... The moment of truth arrives."

Chapter 6: Stopping Asper and Seth

Mewni

  • Seth had monsters armed to the teeth with the best valuable weaponry as the Solarian Army is a mere distance away.
  • Seth: ".... Archers, ready."
  • Archer Monsters readied their bows, including a nervous weasel monster who was noticed hyperventilating.
  • Seth: "Prepare catapults."
  • Bruser-looking monsters ready the giant boulders on the catapults.
  • Seth: "Air Support, get ready to fly."
  • Flight capable Monsters, including Medley chief among them, prepared their wings for flight with practice flaps.
  • Seth: "Erect Blockade."
  • More Bruser-Looking Monsters lifted up giant walls to the Solarians' scale to block out advance.
  • X-Asper, who looked more like a Xoldier now, and Mina, on a leading platform, were seen at the front of the army.
  • X-Asper halted the advance.....
  • X-Asper: "..... (Quietly) Seth was never one to spare any expense."
  • Mina: Oh, if he did, that'd be no fun.
  • Both armies face an intense stand-off.
  • Seth: ".... Archers, wait for my signal to fire."
  • The Panicky Archer was intimidated at the sight of the Solarian Army and was starting to look his nerve!
  • Horseman Archer: "(Sees paniced Archer)...... Weazer, keep calm. These bot Solarian Knights may look imposing, but if we can keep cool heads, Seth will lead us to victory!"
  • The Panicy Archer Weazer wasn't any more calmer than he never was, as he was sweating like made, along with some man-tears on his face!
  • Seth: ".... Calvery, at the ready?"
  • Prince Varlet was leading the fast and speedy monsters armed with spiked lancers and long blades.
  • Horseman Archer: "(Notices Weazer wasn't improving mentally and got concerned)."
  • Female Woodpecker Monster Archer: "(To Horseman) Eraquine, what's wrong?"
  • Eraquine: "(Quietly) Weazer's not holding it, Woodla."
  • Woodla: "(Quietly) Well calm him down, before-"
  • Weazer: "(Goes to full beserker panic mode and fires arrows like mad!) I DON'T WANNA DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIE?!"
  • Seth: "HOLD YOUR FIRE, I DIDN'T INSTRUCT THE ARCHERS YET TO DO SO?!"
  • The Pre-Mature Arrows struck every part of a Robo Solarian's armor and damaged some weakpoints, of which it began to shut down and fall, knocking down several other Solarians in it's defeated wake like dominos....
  • The Monsters stared in awe at that......
  • A good chunk of the Solarian Knights had fallen, leaving only traditional Mewman Soldiers and the occational straggler Solarian Knight.
  • Mina: ".... Well, that could've, gone better."
  • Monsters began to cheer!
  • Mina: "(Gets pissed) D'OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH?! THAT WAS LIKELY AN ACCSIDENT AND THEY'RE CELEBRATING IT?!"
  • X-Asper: ".... Let them enjoy it. I always prepare for even a mere hiccup of a panicked Archer. (Pulls a lever, as it caused a giant generator to appear that began producing more Robotloid Solarian Knights to replace what was lost, this canceled the cheering of the Monsters)...."
  • Seth: "...... (Quietly) Tch. Always full of surprises, Asper. (Openly) CALVERY, AWAY?!"
  • Prince Varlet charged with the calvery monsters!
  • X-Asper: "SOLDIERS, CHARGE?!"
  • The Mewman Forces charged as the clashing begins!
  • The Calvery Monsters were followed by other Monsters Soldiers as the clashing had begun!
  • X-Asper: (Looking over the Solarian invasion)... It's finally going to be over soon.
  • Mina: At last. Queen Solaria will be so happy.
  • X-Asper:... Alas, I fear that it's not that simple, Loveberry.
  • Mina: Oh really, Asper? I mean, sure. She didn't help me when I was in the Realm of Magic, where I ended up being captured by a monster I thought was out for revenge, only to turn out she was a Bounty Hunter that got me to collect a reward sent out by your ex-apprentice Bagg to throw me into Mewkatraz, likely only because he wants to try to make a good image after how badly Moon scolded his stupid ass about the treaty thing. But I still respect her like a mother. She had some changes, but I prided myself to carry on the legacy that made her great.
  • X-Asper:... Well... I fear Solaria in spirit has lost sight of those ways. I'm sure you know I used to be in love with her.
  • Mina: Heck yeah, but she decided to marry Alphonse the Worthy instead. Nothing against Alphonse personally, but he didn't shared your vision about wasting monsters as Solaria. You would've been better for her.
  • X-Asper: I thought so too.... Then she stopped being queen and shut down the Solarian Program.
  • Mina: "(Surprised face).... Whoa, I did NOT knew that! I thought either Eclipsa or even Comet did that!"
  • X-Asper: Oh don't get me wrong, they still had a hand in ensuring it was impossible for it to be revived by me, Comet especially! But it was Solaria of all people that started that trend. Partially because Seth was too hardy even for her. He was the strongest of Septarians after all. Regardless, I was mildly disappointed at her for coming off as so weak. And even after all that she did and accomplished... It still felt painful to send her to that night-mission for Seth to did what he did.
  • Mina: (Was shocked at those words)........... Casa-casa whaat?!
  • X-Asper: (Realised he got too honest) Oh, boulderdash! Now, I-I know that sounds, bad, but I did say I was haunted personally by the act, but try to understand, she would've ended up undermining her own accomplishments if I hadn't- (Mina sliced him into a disfigured mess with her sword)......... Who... IN THE HELL DO YOU THINK YOU ARE FOR DOING THAT?!
  • Mina: SOMEONE WHO WAS ACTSELLY LOYAL TO THE PERSON YOU ALLOWED TO DIE?! YOU KILLED QUEEN SOLARIA!!!
  • X-Asper: "Hold up, Seth was the one who killed her with that dagger?!"
  • Mina: "But YOU INTENTIONALLY MADE IT EASY FOR HIM TO DO THAT?!"
  • X-Asper: "(Gets his form back somewhat) Be assured that otherwise, Seth was still my enemy in this! I had figured I would've turned Eclipsa into a splitting image to what Solaria once was! BUT THEN GLOBGOR RUINED THAT FOR ME?! Then I have to make that prissy idiot mewman husband of her's trade that hybrid abomination to Olga, in forcing those magic commission halfwits to replace her with the family that ended up bringing Star into existence while Meteoria was adopted by a misguided robot caretaker of a princess reform school! I did what I did cause I was in danger of losing Mewmanity! Be informed that I didn't liked it personally, but it was done for the greater good?!"
  • Mina: "..... So all this trying to destroy the monsters stuff?! THAT WAS JUST YOUR IDEAS?! We were just, over-reacting to their crimes against us then?!"
  • X-Asper: "(Regains form completely) (Scoffs), You wanna know the REAL kicker?! The Mewman Villages destroyed by attacks, were perpitraighted by bandits, raiders, marauders, rogue clans and extremists! They didn't actselly represented the more docile or at the least the more neutrol monsters! Those same rogues attacked their own kind as well?! I figured by using that against Monsters as a whole, Mewmanity could've gained full claim to Mewni so we don't have to put up with their incompetence of how their rogues exist!"
  • Mina: "IS THAT WHY THEY ABANDONED THE REPRESENTOR?!"
  • X-Asper: "Have you even MET Representer Crybabypants?! He was a spoiled prick! In fact, he refused the monsters' courteous offer of being escorted to safety, on THEIR principal, cause the spoiled ingrate was afraid of "Monster Germs"! He even complained about his shoes being dirty! Ugh! So glad he was another casualty to that abominable forest!"
  • Mina: "..... You used Mewmanity. YOU USED EVERYONE?!"
  • X-Asper: "As if you're in any position to pass judgement, child. You yourself are a perfect relic to what I had Solaria do! (Mina was demoralized by this) Even if you destroy me, of which I doubt since I am an indestructible outer god now, Monsters will still fear and revile you, as you will still be tossed into Mewkatraz."
  • Mina: "..... Maybe so..... BUT ENDING YOU WILL BE A DAMN GOOD START IN THE RIGHT DIRECTION?!"
  • X-Asper: "Then you will live the rest of your life, haunted by your actions every step of the way, as even Star would hesitate to associate with you!"
  • Mina: "That's kinda your fault on that too?!"
  • X-Asper: "But unlike now, your prior rampage has no influence from me when you brought back the older models! That, is still, YOUR sin."
  • Mina: "But all that happened, CAUSE OF YOU?!"
  • X-Asper: "Well who's fault is it that you signed up to become the perfect warrior then?! It was at most a suggestion to the populace! You were the one who took it seriously?!"
  • Mina: "OH WOULD YOU JUST SHUT THE F*** UP, YA SOCIOPATHIC ABOMINATION?! (Mina and X-Asper began to fight!)"
  • Seth noticed that X-Asper and Mina are fighting.....
  • Seth: ".... Perfect. GOOD MONSTERS?! THE LEADERS HAVE BEGUN AN INNER-QURRAL?! THAT MEANS THE SOLARIANS ARE WITHOUT DIRECTION?! WE SHALL DESTROY THEIR POWER GENERATOR, AND SHUT THEM DOWN?! FOR M'ONSTRARUS?!"
  • The Monsters cheer as they charged forth the power generator, as Prince Varlet and Medley helped knocking down near-by Solarians as Monsters made a mad-dash to the generator!
  • X-Asper: (Growls in frustration) I'm sorry I had to do this, Mina, but you leave me no choice! (Points his magic spear at her)... Kneeling Mind! (A spell flashed in Mina's face causing her to be mind-controlled) Continue onward in the invasion! Show no mercy! (Mina buffed up and got into her Solarian Armor)... (He notices the monsters approaching the generator and teleported in front of them) Where do you think YOU'RE going?! (Slashes at many of the monsters killing them in an instant)
  • Seth: FALL BACK!!!! (The monsters retreated, but X-Asper trapped Seth in a magical barrier, cutting him off from the army and a helpless Prince Varlet and Medley)
  • X-Asper: I don't think so. Those monsters I promised for the Solarians!... Well, the rest that I didn't slash away just now. You, Seth, are mine!
  • Seth: "(Growls angerly), Should've figured you would've quelled a dispute quickly enough."
  • X-Asper: "One I suspect is this Xzar Energy's doing. It manipulated me to admit that truth!"
  • Seth: "(Chuckles smugly), Like I warned ya! The Forbidden One's power has a mind of its own. It was trying to distance you from your own creations so you are doomed to failure."
  • X-Asper: "Something I'll amend soon enough! Like I'll amend your ENTIRE EXISTENCE?!"
  • Seth: "Well, don't go assuming I didn't plan to face an Outer God today. (Pulls out a large blade)..... Say hello to a freshly obtained Xzar-Quelling blade from a Rezzor temple. Designed to clean off Xzar energy."
  • X-Asper: What?! I thought I had that thing hidden in my quarter-... UGH, I WAS UNABLE TO GET IT BEFORE ECLIPSA FIRED ME!!!
  • Seth: "Exactly. So I stole it and hid it away. I could've just ended my life for the endless pain, but a voice was saying I had to use it for a better purpose. So now I shall use it on you. Then afterwords, I'll stuff that soul of yours back into another Imprisonment Skull! A stronger one this time!"
  • X-Asper: "Assuming I'll even allow you such a pleasure of doing that!"
  • Seth: "With you, I wouldn't expect anything less than a battle for the ages! On how, a Septarian, slain an outer god!"
  • X-Asper: "I'm afraid you misguidedly misunderstood that. You meant to say, how the Outer God unsurprisingly eradicated the Septarian Mortal!"
  • Seth: Yeah, if he wasn't wielding a blade of Lovecraftium. I'm ending this now.
  • X-Asper: I would LOVE to see you try. (He began dodging him multiple times) Come on, Seth, you can do better.
  • Seth: "OH YOU TEASE?! (Seth and X-Asper began to fight!)"
  • X-Asper: I know. I'm not easy to hit anymore. You couldn't hit me even if you tried. (He kept dodged)
  • Seth: C'MON!!!! (He just kept missing)
  • X-Asper: Just give it up. You can't hit me. So stop using that useless sword.
  • Seth: IT'S NOT USELESS!!! (He kept swinging)
  • X-Asper: It is if I'm too fast. (He eventually used his Solarian Spear to slash him three times as his red glowing wounds burned)
  • Seth: GRAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHGGH!!!!
  • X-Asper:... What did you expect was going to happen, Seth? While you were lagging as a freak in constant pain, I was honing my skill. I'm too experienced for you now.
  • Seth:... I WON'T DIE A FAILURE- (He was stabbed by the Spear)
  • X-Asper:... I think you just did.... Looks like the age of Seth is finally dying. (Sighs).... That means the rest of this will become boring now. You were earnestly the only real challenge out of all of this. Then again, this was a bridge that will have to be crossed when I got to this point.
  • Seth: (He was unable to handle the stab wounds and just burst into red dust)
  • X-Asper:... (He grabbed the Sword, but it drove him mad) AAAAHGH!!! UGH!!! OF COURSE THIS METAL HURTS ME!!! It was something made by the sworn enemies of where this energy originated from! MINA!!! (Mina arrived and secured the sword) Make sure that sword is never found!
  • Actin: YOU KILLED HIM!!! (He attacked only to be slashed and given Solarian wounds)
  • X-Asper: KILL THEM ALL! (Solarian Knight robots wounded them and pushed them out into the battlefield of monsters against countless Solarian robots who were winning, beating monsters everywhere as Star and everyone else arrived to find the carnage)
  • Prince Varlet: ".... No.... No..... Seth has been lost!"
  • Medley: "(Grabs him) PERFECT TIME FOR US TO EVACUATE?! (FLEES HOLDING A DISTROUGHTED PRINCE VARLET)!"
  • Star: (She watched in horror as monsters were being slaughtered and wounded)... WE HAVE TO STOP THIS!!
  • ???: ATTENTION MONSTERS!! (X-Asper arrived in a much bigger suit of Solarian armor with a giant Solarian spear and giant robes)... SETH OF SEPTARSIS HAS BEEN EXECUTED!! (Everyone reacted in horror) SO ALL WARRIORS, RISE AND ASSEMBLE TO SPREAD THE WORD THAT THE STRONGEST MONSTER HAS FALLEN!! DESTROY EVERY MONSTER AND MONSTER SYMPATHIZERS ON SIGHT!! OUR DAY HAS COME!! (They armed up)
  • Marco:... AW MAN, HE TOOK THE GLORY?!
  • Pony Head: HE'S CRAAAZY!!!
  • Icky: "Fair's fair, that's what happens when Outer Gods get up to inrealmer business, it ends up being over sooner than expected."
  • Star: "(Notices Mina with the Ressor Sword)..... (Then Notices Prince Varlet and Medley)..... Guys, I saw Mina leaving one direction, but there's also Prince Varlet and his friend running away!"
  • Coffee: "Likely the good Prince is in traumatized shock at how Seth had fallen."
  • Globgor: ".... (Sighs), I hate to say this, but, we're gonna need to snap Varlet back into still wanting to fight Asper."
  • Eclipsa: "You sure, dear? That would mean Monsters will start listening to him if he is given the ability to beat Asper."
  • Globgor: "To be fair, even if New Mewni didn't got de-merged, Asper probably would've come back independent of all that Outer God Madness anyway and still cause a major war. One way or the other, it would still lead to Seth dying out and Varlet being Monsterkind's best hope yet!"
  • Marco: "Well what about you?"
  • Globgor: "Also consider the fact that the Monster Elders were talking about restoring the traditional Varlet Monarchy with Varlet incharged. I was on my way out either way."
  • Eclipsa: "All course dear. There is the matter of his distrust of Mewmans... Not helped by Asper defeating the one monster that was an equil to him, even with the Ressor Weapon."
  • Lord Shen: "Then we'll have to split up. One team chases after Mina, the other seeks out Varlet."
  • Coffee: "Let Varlet be the Monsters' issue. Can the Mewmans be trusted to capture Mina?"
  • Marco: "What choice we got, dude?"
  • Gazelle: "The rest of us will try to aide survivers."
  • Taffee: "Well good luck on that. Asper RARELY believes in such an idea."
  • SpongeBob: We got that impression the last time we fought him. He almost won if it wasn't for Millipede.
  • Star: He wasn't the best leader of the Mewman army for nothing.
  • River: Now he's got a HUUUUUUUGE Solarian suit of armor.
  • Phystal: Are you sure we should've stopped by Thaum's place first? We could have used magic. And if Mewni was cut off from magic, THEN HOW ARE THEY USING IT?!
  • Moon: There were rumors of an underground vein of magic underneath Butterfly Castle, with connections to the Realm of Magic in the exact same spot that the first Mewmans wandered in through the Realm after the destruction of Mew and got the Royal Magic Wand... Or so we thought.
  • Glossiary: You're welcome.
  • Marco: And here I thought they were humans who accidentally stumbled into Mewni through the Realm of Magic during the 18th century.
  • Crane: Well canon clause says that if the backstory isn't given context, which it wasn't, and given that the show is officially finished, it's unlikely to ever give that context, that means fanon lore wins this one.
  • Mantis: Exactly. All we saw was Glossaryck going back in time with Meteora and giving them the Royal Magic Wand and the idea of Mewnipendence Day, and the mural that Marco theorized meant Mewmans used to be humans... AND Star just shrugged it off.
  • Crane: So, if they weren't going to give context, we were.
  • Po: But didn't Daron Nefcy say she wasn't necessarily done with the lore behind Mewni?
  • Crane: Yes, but I don't think you can go really far after the series finale we got.
  • X-Asper: Am I interrupting? (He slashed the ground to blind them before enlarging his spear blade, as they teleported before he could slash them in one fell swoop)
  • Phil: DO WE HAVE TO START TAKING DISTRACTION-AVOIDANCE DRILLS AGAIN?!
  • Icky: "We know, we really need to try and avoid conversations during dangerious times!"
  • X-Asper: Then don't let me slow you down. (He cast powerful spells that started to slow them down) You think numbers or power can help? I've fought down entire armies of unimaginable power and lived. I had to slice up monster legions before arriving to King and Queen Varlet. You all are no different. (He kept picking off the heroes and restraining them) I'm done playing cartoons. You're all defeated. But this time, Millipede isn't here to save you. (He kept strongly restraining them)
  • Moon: STAAR!!!
  • X-Asper: Yes! You! I heard enough about you. You took everything away from me. My purpose. My position. My respect. I SHOULD HAVE BRAINWASHED YOU MYSELF WHEN I HAD THE CHANCE, BECAUSE ALL THIS IS YOUR FAULT!! SO AS PUNISHMENT, I WILL TAKE EVERYTHING AWAY FROM YOU!!
  • Star: I DID WHAT WAS RIGHT!!
  • X-Asper: And yet where has it gotten you? You became no better than me. You are a DANGER TO ALL OF US!!! SO, I WILL END YOUR DANGER MYSELF!!! (He restrained her)
  • Star: IT WAS NOT ME!!! THERE WAS A MONSTER INSIDE OF ME, LITERALLY AND FIGURATIVELY!
  • X-Asper: Exactly! Monsters are evil!
  • Star: "Not so much evil as more like VERY EASILY ANGERED?!"
  • X-Asper: Yet STILL that does not present them in a good light! And what your monster side did? It proves it through and through. Stop pretending you think you know what's right. Monsters deserve this! (He got out of his suit and got his Solarian spear out)... And you with them!... I've wanted to do this for so long. To execute THE WORST MEWMAN PRINCESS THAT LIVED!!!
  • Marco: STAAAR!!! (Asper stabbed her) NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
  • Asper:... Goodbye... Star the Underestimated!...... Wait!... (It's revealed that the stabbed Star was actually a magic replica made by Merlin) WHAT?! BUT I SENSED IT WAS HER!!!
  • Merlin: That's a perfect clone. A 100% identical dummy.
  • Asper:... Where is she?!
  • Scoundrel: Where you'll never find her!
  • Asper:... Unless I can draw her BACK OUT!! (He levitated Marco to him and telekinetically tortured him) WHERE ARE YOU?!? SHOW YOURSELF, OR YOUR BOYFRIEND DIES!...... SUIT YOURSELF!! (He telekinetically pulverized him, only to find he was another clone)... WHAT?!?... (He kills all the heroes and found they were all clones)... CLEVER MISFITTED LOONIES!!! ALL UNITS, FIND STAR AND HER FRIENDS!!! THEY'RE HERE SOMEWHERE!!!

Butterfly Castle Catacombs

  • Merlin: (The heroes entered) Our clones should keep Asper busy. The guy would've won if it was us out there.
  • Star: Told you my plan would work. Now we must find the mana well and destroy it. (Mewstral and the other Outer Friends, and Glossiary's Kin, plus all Magical Allies, were worried about that)... Don't worry, this time it's for temporary reasons. We can ask Thaumorpheus to make another well after everything's resolved. We just need magic gone for Asper.
  • Geneva: "..... I guess Saetha was right to protect you. Perhaps it was just the Monster Genes that made you so irrational."
  • Star: Besides, like with Mina, it IS gonna be for a good cause. With his magic cut, his power and the power of the Solarian army will be cut. Then we can finish him off. Granted, there IS that Outer God energy stuff though.
  • Anewas: "That is what the ressor sword will be for."
  • The Archduke was seen hidden and having over-heard them....
  • Archduke Bagg: "..... (Quietly) Oh no. Not again."
  • The Archduke ran off.

Archduke's office.

  • The Archduke got to a carpet, removed it to reveal a cellar door, opened it to reveal a private room that was a quick short-cut to the Mana Well of Mewni.
  • Archduke Bagg: ".... I can't let magic be harmed again just to cut-off a genocide once more! The Outer Gods are already on our case for that as is! (A Shadow looms over him) I- (Looks to see Seth, still alive) AHHH?! Seth?! But, I heard that you were slain?!"
  • Seth: "I managed to master the kind of regeneration that allows to make another me! Painful as it was to sacrivice my better half, I had to distract Asper with something. Despite what the fool thinks, I HAVE been shaping up for his next move, even in extreme pain. Besides, I do agree that the Mana Well shouldn't be so easily destroyed.... Yet. I do want to use it for my own uses first, then I'll throw it out like trash afterwards. Hopped up on magic like it was in the Bestiaran Days, I'll tap right into Magic-Eater capabilities and eat up the Solarian Power! Then I'll puke all the magic out back into the Magic Realms!"
  • Archduke Bagg: "BUT WHAT GOOD WILL GETTING RID OF MAGIC DO?! HE'S STILL AN OUTER GOD AND WILL JUST RELY ON THAT?!"
  • Seth: "Well obviously, I'll just make for the Ressor Sword, find Varlet and get him motivated to be the hero to slay Asper! He'll need to tap into his parents' gift of the Ressors if Asper's to be defeated now. In the meantime, (Grabs the Archduke painfully by the neck)..... Be thankful, that I'm after Asper first. (Darkly) But I'll save you best for last, you pathetic whelpling. (Throws the Archduke right into the wall as he crashed in comedically, and got knocked out)....."
  • Seth then looked at the Mana Well.....
  • Seth: ".... (Chuckles).... This may feel hypocritical, but..... I had already been guilty of mess with the power of the forbidden ones.... What's the harm of embracing magic?"
  • Seth closes into the Mana Well.
  • Bagg:... We're boned.
  • ???: GUYS, I SMELL BAGG! HE WAS HERE!
  • Bagg: Oh balderdash! I almost hate to be the bearer of inconvenient news, Seth, but, we have company!
  • Seth: Nice try, wimp. You're not scaring me away that easily.
  • Bagg: Duh, I am not attempting to frighten you, I am earnestly giving you a warning that if you're going to misuse the mana well, you better make it quick, cause if Star destroys THAT well, then we're BOTH out of luck in what either of us wanted with it!
  • Seth: Oh haha, keep going you STUPID, INBRED, INSECT-MAN- (Star and Marco kicked open the cellar door and entered together)...
  • Star: BAGG! STEP AWAY FROM THE-...... SETH?! I THOUGHT ASPER KILLED YOU!!
  • Seth: I'm the strongest of my kind. The one he killed was a clone. Also, Bagg is it, half-apologies for not taking your pathetic whines seriously about, unplanned guests. Course, I already promised to save killing you for last after other Mewmans are out of the way, so, things are mutually unchanged.
  • Marco: Ugh! He thought up the same plan! No WONDER Asper couldn't kill him.
  • Seth: So you two must be Star Butterfly and Marco Diaz. We meet for REAL!
  • Marco: (Saw his chest) Oh my God, you could grind meat on tho- (Seth grabbed him and kneed him 12 times before throwing him into Bagg) OH FINALLY- OOF!
  • Star: "Ya know, it's bad enough you embraced the power of Xzars, Seth. Now you're trying to absorb magic as well?"
  • Seth: "Pardon me for practicing the art of fighting fire with fire. It comes with the territory of fighting a rivalry that spanned eras."
  • Star: "Hey, I get the idea you've known Asper for a long time, but-"
  • Seth: "Oh glorious devines, I had heard from Toffee that you're not exactly smart, but wow! I feel like I have to spell everything out! Asper wasn't the only immortal face of this war! In my early life, I was once a mortal warrior. But apawn saving King and Queen Varlet from a Life-Force Sucking Cosmic Lamprey, and having feasted on all of its meat, I also absorbed the lifeforce of many of its victims. As a result.... It granted me immortality."
  • Star: ".... Okay, EWW?! When Asper got immortality, Eclipsa told me he got it from eating fruit from an immortality-giving tree from Mewmanity's old dimension, you seriously got YOURS from eating a cosmic life-force parasite?"
  • Seth: "Hey, no shaming, it was my tribe's tradition to eat what you slay! It's so to discourage rotting corpses that attract Monster Eaters. Trust me, those things are a PAIN to deal with. But at least they only kill to survive as animals and that it has a POINT to it! Anyway, because of rescuing the royal king and queen, I ascended to become their bodyguard, and a high figure in the monster military. Things were perfect. But then you Mewmans arrived in no thanks to Glossaryck, or whatever he actselly is. I was the only one that knew Mewmans had a potaintional to be dangerous. I knew because I had a long good look at Asper..... I reckitnesed that he was tainted with the handiwork of the forbidden ones. I knew that he was going to end up destroying monsters. I tried to warn the King and Queen. But, though they did listen to me, they wanted to be sure if what I said was correct first so not to cause a panic. So.... They made the mistake of trying to contain him the idiotic way! They simply tried to restrict Mewmans' abilities to use magic as opposed to having chase Mewmans out! All that did was allow Asper to taint your race into his race and taken so many lives."
  • Star: ".... So, if you were close to the King and Queen of Monsters, that meant you knew the hard truth?"
  • Seth: "An unfortunate trade-off to such luxury. They trusted me enough to know that we "Bestiarans" are just as much outsiders as Mewmans are, the real natives being the various weird fauna and flora and islander raptorian creatures. But honestly.... I would like to think of it as we came to what was once M'onstrarus first, brought here by the Ressor that bestowed us the gift of that sword, the one thing capable of hurting Xzar energy... You Mewmans are an afterthought driven by misguided mercy by a little blue bearded idiotic weirdo. Honestly, I would've preferred it if he allowed your Mewman colony to eventually share the same fate as any other: Either captured by Wipers and converted into them, or even captured by Xlazzon's forces. Either way, it would've spared, so much woe."
  • Star: "..... Ya know, Prince Varlet was told the truth by the Outer God Representatives when Lattee's friends were keeping tabs on the meeting Bagg tried to do. But he refused to believe them."
  • Seth: "Tch, The Prince was always a proud boy. He loved his lost parents too much, for as much as he never even got to meet them as an egg, that not even the cosmic forces could EVER make him think otherwise! He hates the idea that they weren't honest about something, even if you told him they had good reasons for it. Heck, he wouldn't even believe ME if I were to just tell him about it, much less he would take what YOU say to him seriously.... Well, other then him viewing it as an insult. Monsters are so convinced that we are actselly natives here, they'll view contridictionary claims as lies. And long as I continue to play my cards right.... It stays that way."
  • Marco: So just hiding the truth is going to fix everything? Seth, it's not always wise to tell the truth. But THIS truth is too dangerous to be kept a secret. If everybody knows about where they came from, it'll be the perfect key to helping our races finally coexist.
  • Seth: (Cackles) You just don't get it, do you, you dumb child? You think I WANT monsters to coexist with both Mewmans and humans? Humans aren't exactly any better if their own history has anything to say about it. Your races are too dangerous for monsters to be seen with. Sure we'll be friends now, but soon war will break out again. And with magic? It's guaranteed to destroy all monsters. And I am NOT letting that happen. So, let's see how it feels when magic is used AGAINST YOU! (He started absorbing the magic)
  • Bagg: SOMEBODY STOP HIM!!! IF HE ABSORBS THAT MAGIC, IT WON'T JUST BE ASPER'S SOLARIAN ARMY TO FALL SHORT?!
  • Seth: "Ya know Bagg, doing things like that will risk that vow of mine to save you for last!"
  • Bagg: HEY IT'S NOT LIKE THEY'D DO IT ALREADY!
  • Star/Marco: HAAAAAAIYA- (Seth just grabbed them both and dunked them into the magic suffocating them) MBMBMBMBM!!!
  • Spyro: (He and Cynder jumped into the cellar) LET THEM GO! (They blasted Seth, freeing the two as they gasp for air)
  • Seth: DIRTY DRAGONS!! (He crackled in magic and shocked Star and Marco before tossing them into the two) THIS ENDS NOW! (He continued absorbing the magic as his growing power made him capable of handling the heroes as he grew big enough to tower them)
  • Kowalski: GOOD GOLLY WOLLY!!!
  • Seth: (Dubbed as Jafar) YEEEES!! YEEEEEES!!! THE POWER!! (Cackles) THE ABSOLUTE, POWEEEEEEER!!!!
  • The excess force blasts open the Butterfly castle ruins!
  • Seth: (Everyone was launched as Seth came out and stared at Butterfly Castle)... Butterfly Castle. A symbol of Mewmanity's greatness since the day it was built by Skywynne. But to people like me, it's a reminder of the terrible power they wielded. AND I HATE REMINDERS!! (Everyone watched as he grew and smashed Butterfly Castle, completely destroying it)
  • X-Asper: (Saw the explosion from the distance) WHAT THE BLASTED DEVIL?! (Appears and found Seth)..... You, clever, cheeky reptile. IT WASN'T YOU I KILLED IN THE BATTLEFIELD, WASN'T IT?! 
  • Seth: Did you think I'd set myself up to defeat? You know me better than that, Asper. Now that I have the power of magic on my side, I'm going to show you how it feels to be killed and robbed with magic.
  • X-Asper: EASIER SAID THAN DONE!!! (He used his Solarian armor to slash him multiple times and then stabbed him in the heart, decapitated him, then sliced him apart)...
  • Seth:... (Cackles as he not only instantly healed, but more Seths appeared from his other pieces) THAT SOLARIAN ENERGY IS USELESS NOW!! YOU JUST GAVE ME MORE TO FIGHT WITH!!
  • X-Asper:.... No, no, NO!!!
  • Seth: YES! (He grabbed the sword and destroyed the armor with it)... NOT SO EASY WHEN YOUR ENEMY HAS MAGIC, IS IT?! NOW AS SOON AS I GET THE RESSOR SWORD AND END YOUR SORRY ASS, THIS WORLD WILL FINALLY BE OURS AGAIN!!
  • Medley was seen having been there for awhile now and saw what happened!
  • Medley: SETH, ARE YOU CRAZY?!? YOU STOLE MAGIC?! THAT'S THE OPPOSITE OF WHAT WE WERE SUPPOSED TO DO!! WE CAN'T DO THIS HYPOCRITICALLY!!! GEEZ DUDE, FIRST THE FORBIDDEN ONES, NOW THIS?!
  • Varlet: (Arrived as well) WHAT MATTER OF DOUBLE-STANDARDS BE THIS, SETH?! T'WAS IT NOT ENOUGH TO EMBRACE THE ENERGY OF THE FORBIDDEN ONES, NOW YOU DO THIS?! THIS IS NOT WHAT WAS AGREED UPON!!
  • Seth: OH?! THIS COMING FROM SOMEONE WHO'S ONE OF THE LAST MONSTERS STANDING?! (They and Actin were the last monsters standing)...
  • Medley: "..... Annnnd now I'm depressed on how quickly we lost monsters here."
  • Prince Varlet: "Seth, what madness be this?! Tampering with magic after what he had been done to us is not our way?! What deviltry of hypcrocry are you playing here?! WHERE'S YOUR HONOR!?"
  • Seth: Another casualty of these eras apawn eras of war, gentlemen. It's about survival now! We can't just rush in like our ancestors did and expect to win. It's NOT ENOUGH!! WE HAVE TO SHOW THEM THE ERROR OF THEIR WAYS BY TURNING THEIR OWN POWER AGAINST THEM! FIGHT FIRE WITH FIRE! SHOW THEM HOW THEY LIKE IT WHEN MAGIC MAKES EVERYTHING HOPELESS!!
  • Medley: BUT YOU ALWAYS SAID THAT ABUSING MAGIC IS WHY WE WERE WIPED OUT IN THE FIRST PLACE!!!
  • Seth: YES! AND WE HAVE TO REMIND THEM OF THAT!
  • Actin: THIS WASN'T WHAT WE AGREED ON!
  • Varlet: EXACTLY! THE DEAL WAS TO DESTROY ASPER FOREVER, AND THAT'S IT!
  • Seth: I HAVE ALTERED THE DEAL! PRAY I DON'T DO SO ANY FURTHER!! MEWMANS ARE TOO STUPID TO CHANGE THEIR WAYS. TOO MANY TIMES HAVE BEEN TRIED TO DO SO! THEY'LL NEVER CHANGE UNLESS WE MAKE THEM CHANGE! AND THE ONLY WAY TO DO THAT IS TO GIVE THEM A TASTE OF THEIR OWN MEDICINE! SO IF YOU AREN'T WITH ME, THEN YOU'RE MY ENEMIES!!
  • Varlet: Fair's fair, WE WEREN'T EXACTLY FRIENDS AS IT WAS WHEN YOU TAMPERED WITH THE FORBIDDEN ONES' POWER!! NEITHER THAT OR WHAT YOU ARE DOING NOW IS WHAT MY PARENTS WOULD CONDONE!!
  • Seth: Well guess what? YOUR PARENTS ARE GONE, AND IT'S ALL HIS FAULT!! YOU SHOULD BE THANKING ME!! AND THEIR TIME HAS CLEARLY PASSED! OTHERWISE YOU'D BE IN GLOBGOR'S PLACE! THEY'RE NOTHING TO US ANYMORE! THE BEST YOU CAN DO IS ACCEPT THAT!
  • X-Asper: (He tried to sap him of all his magic from behind him) DIE, YOU MONSTER SCUM!!! (His spell didn't work)... What?
  • Seth: Did you think that would work? HAH! I poured my immortality into this magic. This power is PERMANENT NOW! If you're going to defeat me, don't insult my intelligence.
  • X-Asper: BUTBUTBUT, I'M AN OUTER GOD NOW!
  • Seth: Yes, but, only as a covering. At most, you are still an inrealmer, Asper. Your not an Outer in full capacity. I've stretched my scope to make sure that we share the same power. If you destroy my power, yours will be GONE! Gone forever! Your power now depends on mine!
  • Asper: I, DE, WHAT?!
  • Seth: ALRIGHT, SETHS, OUR DAY HAS COME!! (All the Seths stole Solarian Swords and wielded them) DESTROY ALL MEWMANS AND MEWMAN SYMPATHIZERS ON SIGHT, BUT ASPER IS MINE!!
  • Varlet: NOW YOU ARE UTILIZING SOLARIAN WEAPONRY?! A VICTORY DONE WITH IRONY IS NOT AN HONORABLE VICTORY!! HAVE YOU LOST YOUR MIND?!
  • Ludo: What did you expect, Bug-Face?! You teamed up with SETH! ALL HE WANTED WAS MEWMAN GENOCIDE!!!
  • Moon: WE HAVE TO GO! NOW!
  • Seth: YOU'RE NOT GOING ANYWHERE!! (His clones surrounded them in a Solarian Sword barricade)... It's really too bad, Varlet. I did admire you and your family.
  • Varlet: SETH, YOU CAN'T DO THIS!! THIS IS MADNESS!!
  • Star: Oh my God!
  • Seth: No. THIS, IS, M'ONSTRAAAAAAUS!!! (He got ready to kill them before they teleport away)... FIND THEM!! THEY WOULDN'T LEAVE THIS WORLD!!! LEAVE NO STONE UNTURNED!!!! Until then, and until the Ressor Sword is found, Asper remains in my sig- (X-Asper and Bagg were gone)... URRRRRRAAAAAGGGHHH!!! SEARCH EVERYWHERE FOR HIM TOO!! BUT REMEMBER, I'M THE ONE WHO WILL EXECUTE HIM!!

Meanwhile...

  • Ludo: (They teleported into the Tavern at the Edge of the Multiverse which expanded for all of them)... WELL THAT'S JUST GREAT, VARLET!!! YOU JUST LET SETH REPEAT THE SAME NOTIONS AS MINA!! Now his battles against Asper will be MORE destructive, especially since they have the same magic source!
  • Star: And obviously destroying magic is out.
  • Varlet: ARE YOU JOKING?! DESTROYING MAGIC WAS THE BEST DECISION, if though potentially the only penultimate good one, YOU EVER MADE!!
  • Star: No it wasn't! The multiverse NEEDS magic!
  • Varlet: BUT OUR WORLD DOESN'T!!! IT'S A DANGER TO US!! NOW BECAUSE OF YOU WUSSING OUT CUZ OF WHAT OCCURRED WITH THAT TOFFEE MESS, ASPER AND SETH ARE GOING TO DESTROY EVERYTHING!!!
  • Star: BECAUSE OF ME?!
  • Varlet: YES, BECAUSE OF YOU!!!
  • Marco: Guys, um, can we not repeat the notions of destroying magic-
  • Star/Varlet: SHUT UP, THIS DOESN'T CONCERN YOU!!!
  • Marco: "Ugh, so annoying to be pushed out of the conversation so easily."
  • Varlet: WHY WOULD YOU BRING MAGIC BACK TO MEWNI?! EVEN AFTER ALL THE ILLS IT HAD BROUGHT OTHER THAN BECAUSE OF A COSMICALLY BAD HINDSIGHT THAT THE MAGIC REALMS WAS POWERING THE REST OF THE MULTIVERSE AS WELL?!
  • Star: I HAD TO!! TOFFEE WAS GOING TO KILL METEORA AND MARIPOSA!!! BABIES!!! IT WAS THE ONLY WAY TO STOP HIM!!! AND IF YOU HAD BELIEVED THE WARNINGS ABOUT SETH AND ABOUT THE DANGERS OF MONSTERS LIKE HIM GETTING MAGIC, NONE OF THIS WOULD'VE HAPPENED!!
  • Glossiary: And odds are that if he touches the Ressor Sword again, he'll be passing judgment on Bestiarans and blowing their last chance to live. If he touches that sword, monsters all over Mewni, will cease to exist because they failed to redeem themselves.
  • Star: See?
  • Varlet: I'm STILL not convinced. It's bad enough the Outers believe such a crazy theory, now you people as well? You expect me to believe we're from a resurrected race?
  • River: Well considering you palled around with HIM, I wouldn't expect you to.
  • Medley:... Wait a minute, I think I recognize you now! River! Is that YOU, ya bloody bearded rock-smasher!?
  • River:... Hold on..... Those wings. The specific coat and hair patterns. Slightly crooked horns- (Realizes everything now)... Medley! I haven't seen you in ages, ya oversized flying rodent!
  • Janna:... Um... Happy reunion?
  • Tom: "I'm thinking more like, Love-Hate On-Off Relationship, honey."
  • Kaa: HONEY?! You guys are a couple now?
  • Lucky Jack: First Starco, now... Um... What's that ship called?
  • Sam: The mighty ship that is the S.S. Jantom.... It's called Jantom.
  • Lucky Jack: Oh.
  • Varlet: ".... Well this is the most sudden of sudden oddities."
  • Icky: "(Groans) I am NOT a fan of how this bug-centaur speaks! Medieval articulation is annoying sometimes."
  • Moon: You know him, River?
  • River: Know him? We were archenemies since before we were married, Moonpie. He used to be called Bat-Nose before I gave him his current one since he was a feral orphan. He just never left me alone when I was out on my hunting parties. We were both evenly matched.
  • Medley: Hey, YOU killed one of my friends.
  • River: BY ACCIDENT!! Eddie can be a real clumsy clod sometimes.
  • Medley: Oh suure, and wasn't it HIS fault that MINA FOUND STAR'S LOCATION?!? You have a retarded choice of friends, your former highness. Kinda why I'm not exactly in the Mewman Fan Club! They can't do ANYTHING right!
  • River: NONSENSE!! We tried to open up or apologize, didn't we?
  • Medley: Oh, right, and how many of those attempts were successful or permanent?
  • River:... Key-point is, that we TRIED! They'd only fail or end up brief because of Asper and Seth!
  • Medley: "Oh sure, blame the two guys we're both guilty of LISTENING TO!!"
  • Kaa: Oooooh, BURN! He got you good.
  • River: "..... Pardon my french, but..... F*** you!"
  • Medley: F*** YOU!
  • River: F*** YOU!
  • Medley: F***, YOU!!!!
  • Ludo: OH JUST KISS ALREADY!!!!
  • Star: No time to play cheater or homo. We have to stop Seth from touching that sword.
  • Taffee: But Mina could have taken it anywhere!
  • Varlet: I have a few suggestions-
  • Star: YOU DON'T GET TO SUGGEST ANYTHING AFTER YOU JUST MADE THE SITUATION WORSE!
  • Varlet: (He grabbed her by the neck)... Let us encourage an understanding, Star Butterfly.... I, am not like Ludo! I am FAR from a passive or cowardly monster! I don't LIKE being yelled at or talked down to. EVER!!! I DIDN'T EXPECT SETH TO ACTUALLY STEAL MAGIC!!! NOBODY DID!!! WOULD YOU?! NO?! THEN SHUT, UP!!!! (He let her go)... Now as I was saying, I suggest we... AW THANKS A LOT, BRAT, YOU MADE ME FORGET WHAT I WAS GOING TO SAY!!!
  • Familiar voice: "Well, as the saying does go, one shouldn't expect the first try to work out so easily."
  • The All-Mother was seen enjoying a literal glass of normal milk and drinking it like a cat in her avatar form.
  • Mewstral: "EEEEK!!! (Kneels) Please forgive our failure, All-Mother."
  • Varlet and Medley had scared faces and quickly kneeled in respect!
  • Star: ".... Tch, not a passive nor cowardly monster, Varlet?"
  • Varlet: "(Annoyed) THIS IS DIFFERENT, BRAT?! THIS IS THE ALL MOTHER OF ALL OUTERS?! A FORCE WORTHY OF RESPECT?! A COSMIC FORCE OF GRACE AND BEAUTY?!"
  • All-Mother: "Well, aren't we all so very flattery to- (Starts gagging and hacking on something, to everyone's awkward, and grossed-out confusion, then like when it happened to Puss In Boots, she hacked up a cosmic hairball)..... (Sighs), The one flaw in having an avatar adopt feline characteristics. (Smacks the cosmic hairball off into a portal into her private hairclippings dimension)..... Sorry you had to see that. I haven't felt this embarrised since the time I discovered we actselly have a Butt Dimension in this multiverse.... Don't ask, the Amoral One who made it was having a stupid day."
  • Icky: You mean that one Rick and Morty always passed through?
  • All-Mother: Yes.
  • Varlet: ".... At least 99.9% of the time, she's all those things I said."
  • Mewstral: "(Smacks Varlet forcefully like a scorned mother, which causes him to go back to kneeling as Star giggled that Varlet's nothing but talk).... As, I was saying.... We did not count on them to be difficult opponents."
  • All-Mother: "Now now, I'm not mad. Not annoyed by this. I'm not even disappointed. If anything, I like to view failure as an invaluable teacher."
  • Varlet: "With due respect, All-Mother, all failure teaches is THAT ONE HAS LOST!!"
  • All-Mother: "I never said it was a perfect teacher. I said that it's an invaluable one. And apart from humiliation, what else has failure taught you?"
  • Varlet: "..... That my parents' once respected bodyguard has gone mad?"
  • All-Mother: ".... Well, not a wrong answer, but I was going for something like.... That you discovered that Asper's Outer Godhood is very flawed, and that he is still mortal in the creamy insides of that spooky galaxy looking shell. Along with the truth about your people."
  • Varlet: "NO!! I refuse to believe that my people were resurrected from a destroyed dimension!"
  • All-Mother: ".... Fair's fair, child. It's only because your parents never got to tell you this inconvenient truth. And Seth used that fact well, and encouraged you to put up an ignorant charade that prevented you from discovering how much of a bad influence he truely was for the Bestarians, even after he committed three acts of double-standards of the very things Monsters had sworn to stay clear off."
  • Varlet: "WITH ALL DUE RESPECT, MOTHER OF ALL OUTERS, I REFUSE TO BELIEVE SUCH LIES!!"
  • Medley: "(Not so confident) Uhhhh, dude, those Outer God Representatives are one thing, BUT THE FREAKING MOTHER OF ALL OUTERS?! THERE'S DENIAL, AND THEN THERE'S SUICIDE?! All-Mother may be gentle-natured, but when this cat bares her claws, SHE'S GONNA USE THEM?! I WOULD ADVISE AGAINST CALLING HER A LIAR!!"
  • Varlet: "THEN WHERE IS HER EVIDENCE THAT MY PARENTS WOULD EVER-"
  • All-Mother: "I actselly knew and befriended the Ressor that saved your race, Young Varlet. In fact, in figuring you wouldn't even take my word for it, perhaps HIS word, might interest you."
  • The All-Mother step aside and reveiled another R-Fate......
  • Varlet: ".... I know you! You were at Bagg's meeting!"
  • New R-Fate: "Nay, my child. I am the R-Fate of the Ressor that brought the Bestiary Dimension back after it's assigned Xzar had destroyed it. You must understand, young prince, that what we are saying is a harsh truth."
  • Varlet: "NEVER!! TO IMPLY THAT MY PARENTS LIED ABOUT ALWAYS BEING IN M'ONSTRARUS IS TO SAY I'M NOT ACTUALLY OF ROYAL BLOOD!!"
  • New R-Fate: "As expected, mere words can't sway you. (Eye began to glow) Then bare witness to the past, Prince Varlet! (Glow increses as Lovecraftian chanting was heard!)"

Unknown Local.

  • Varlet suddenly found himself alone and in a familiar place....
  • Varlet: "...... The Monster Castle of old. (The R-Fate was right behind him, as Varlet found him and got freaked out) D'AHH?! YOU ARE SURPRISINGLY QUIET FOR A BEAKED SERPENT?!"
  • R-Fate: "Bare not witness to me. But to that. (Points to King and Queen Varlet talking to the R-Fate of the vision)...."
  • Past R-Fate: "(Was seen holding the Ressor Sword).... I present to the new king and queen of a new age for the Bestarians, a sword made from my Ressor's power. It will protect you from your dimension's destroyer, and that of any Xzar that would seek you or any other out."
  • King Varlet: ".... I must ask again, R-Fate..... Must we keep the truth of our past a secret? (Prince Varlet was shocked by those words)..."
  • Queen Varlet: "Even from any child we would bare?"
  • Past R-Fate: "Try to understand, Varlets. If were not for the blessings of the All-Mother and that of the Preservers, the Ressors would've otherwise be considered deviants. We don't, inherently bare too strong a standing outside of these blessings from other intendeds. Nevermind destructors in general. The Xzars are so annoyed by our actions alone that they would rather our kind to be devients then something worthy of space in the Cosmic Citidel. The urge to respect the Grand Design at all costs has made the cosmic forces have a confused sense of peace."
  • King Varlet: "Yes, but, what else?"
  • Past R-Fate: ".... It's also because that if the Bestarians are reminded of their past, they would only attempt to re-create it. And, it's a VERY firm term of condition for any Xzar to even allow a resurrection possible. You must understand that your people were very close to becoming an Inter-Dimensional Empire, and that your parents wanted to subugate everything into their rule."
  • Queen Varlet: "I know my parents nor that of my husbands' weren't saints, but.... Did the forbidden creature had to..... (Sobs a bit)....."
  • Past R-Fate: "It's because Inter-Dimensional Empires ruin multiverses. Thus, the Multiverseal Sea is ruled by many failed multiverses. If it helps, the Outer Gods are just as afraid of inrealmers as you to them.... Granted, they express their fears, differently."
  • King Varlet: ".... Then, we'll only agree to this on the condition that our son DOES have to learn the truth soon at a certain age. So, he can best be able to avoid repeating such follies."
  • Past R-Fate: "Of course. I do only ask that you keep the Bestarians from repeating such mistakes again. (Gives King Varlet the blade)."
  • King Varlet: "(The Past R-Fate was about to leave) Wait, before you leave, (The Past R-Fate halted)..... I want, to make this realm, more than just, another hideaway...... Even with the Multiverse so infinite, there is still very little to hide from the wrath of Outers, whether intendeds or deviants. Nor would they be safe from whatever inrealm problem ales them. Cause, I felt that this realm is too beautiful for it to be just for us to hold, and that of its neighboring intermediate realms that form a cosmic peninsula.... So, I want to turn these realms, into a sanctuary for those that want to escape suffering.... If, this is okay with your Ressor?"
  • Past R-Fate: "..... It's actselly, an interesting proposition. But I must warn that it is a risky venture. Espeically if you include other victims of Xzars. PTXRSD can even make so much as a child the most dangerious being in the Multiverse if left unchecked. You will have to be prepared for difficulties along this path."
  • Queen Varlet: "Well, it was already made difficult on the fact we couldn't afford honest for the foreseeable time-path.... So, why not share this path with others?"
  • Past R-Fate: ".... (Soft smile)..... My ressor will be pleased with you two. (Leaves finally)....."
  • Prince Varlet, wasn't even THAT angry. He was pissed by all means, but..... He was also on the verge of tears.....
  • R-Fate: "...... I'm sorry you had to learn this."
  • Prince Varlet: "....... Why, why would my mother and father approve of the dishonorable dishonor of lying?"
  • R-Fate: "Be assured that they do not love this lifestyle. But it was for the good of the Bestarians. For if they make the mistake of repeating sins, like if Seth were to defeat the false Xzar improperly while being powerful beyond acceptable limits, then, even if Seth gets rid of Mewmans, the Outer Gods will suffice with punishing the Bestarians for their own recent sins."
  • Prince Varlet: "..... (Breaks down to crying like a man)...... All, of the holidays in their name..... All, of the things they said...... LIES?!"
  • R-Fate: "...... Good Prince, your origins may not be of truth..... But their love for all living things, was..... And it was, espeically true for you, young prince. (Shows that Queen Varlet was lovingly cuddling Prince Varlet's Pupa Form with unconditional love while King Varlet stared with fatherly pride).... They loved you with all their hearts, Young Prince. In fact, it was why it had to be ensured that upon Asper's attack, that you would be kept safe. (Shows Queen Varlet making a Younger Medley flee with Pupa Varlet as she goes to intentionally allow herself to be harmed by Asper to distract him from noticing a crying flying Medley as he was looking back in horror of what Asper was doing)..... She could've just as easily fleed with you, but she knew that your father would not hold Asper forever..... So, she paid the mother's sacrifice....."
  • Prince Varlet: "..... Well, I was better off dead. Because Globgor and Seth ended up the most influential monsters with them gone."
  • R-Fate: "..... There is a reason why you still live at all.... Because when you were born, you were personally christened by my assigned Ressor herself, (Shows Pupa Varlet being lightly touched by a giant silhouetted snake-eqsed figure), to be destined to have the powers of a ressor, to protect those harmed by the Xzars or other Outers."
  • Prince Varlet: "..... Is that like the Avatar thing the forbidden ones are do-"
  • R-Fate: "No. You are not a Ressor Avatar..... Rather, a blessed being inherited Ressor power in a natural way, vs. the Xzars forcing their power onto others. There, was another reason why Globgor was the figurehead of monsters instead of you.... You already had a far grander purpose.... You, were meant to be a guardian of this realm, and the Ressor Blade, your mighty weapon. You were meant to be a symbol of the Bestarians' redemption from their old ways. But, there's a catch.... If Seth claims the sword..... Then, the Ressors, cannot protect the Bestarians from the Xzars anymore."
  • Prince Varlet: "(Gets scared at the sight of the Outer Gods destroying what is left of Monster Socity because of what Seth had done in just about the same fashion as was done to Mewmans).... NO, NO, NOOOOOOOOOOO?!"

Vision ends.

  • The R-Fate releases Prince Varlet from the shared vision!
  • Varlet screams and freaks out!
  • Medley: "WHAT DID YOU DO TO HIM?! (Grabs Varlet) DUDE, CALM DOWN, CALM DOWN?! WHAT DID YOU EVEN SAW ANYWAY, WHAT DID THE BEAKED SNAKE DO TO YOU?!"
  • R-Fate: Nothing. He just saw horrid things. I told him he was destined to wield the Ressor Blade and defend this realm. But if Seth obtains the sword before him... It's over.
  • Varlet: WE HAVE TO GET IT, NOOOOOOW!!!!!
  • Banzai: Okay, calm your tail-abdomen! We'll get it. We just need to find Mina.
  • Medley: "There's just the matter of where to find Mina to begin with!"
  • All-Mother: "I believe, she might try to place it in the one place she is the most familiar with....."
  • Star: "..... I know where Mina's going."

Mewkatraz.

  • Mina had returned to the prison island in ruins as she landed on it, where it was reveiled as X-Asper arrived as well, holding Bagg as a cowardly meatshield.
  • Archduke Bagg: "WELL I HOPE YOU ARE PROUD OF YOURSELF, MASTER ASPER?! CAUSE OF YOU, THIS WAR WENT FROM YOUR FAVOR TO SETH'S FAVOR?! THIS IS MEWMANITY'S DARKEST CHAPTER?!"
  • X-Asper: "ONE I INTEND TO RE-WRITE?! (Tosses Archduke Bagg down as he comedically smacked face-first into the ground)..... Pathetic welp. Mina, thank goodness you arrived. We're going to need to re-stragatise. We need to get to my private island. (Archduke Bagg winced at that)..... (Notices Archduke Bagg)........ (Angered more) Bagg, what, happened, to, my, ISLAND?!"
  • Archduke Bagg: ".... It was, destroyed by a volcanic eruption back when the dimensions were merged. Asper Island is, lost."
  • X-Asper: "LOST?! EVEN SCORPIO?!"
  • Archduke Bagg: "It, it was possible the island was placed on a tectonic plate that upsetted the volcano and-"
  • X-Asper: "GRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA?! (Smacks Archduke Bagg across the face and right into the wall again, hurting him)..... SO MY FLESH BORGS ARE GONE!?.... Wait, there's still Gemini. I can just locate him and-"
  • Archduke Bagg: "(Weakly) Got converted into a Joy Bot in the Theme Park Dimension when he joined forces with a rogue's gallery that- (Got angerly pimped smack again) OWWWWWWWWWWWWWWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE?!"
  • X-Asper: "DAMN IT?! NOW WHAT AM I GOING TO DO?! (Noticed a series of scared Mewman Wardens looking at where the trio are)..... Wait..... (Pulls out and looks at the Xexaxez Tablet)...... (Chuckles wickedly)..... When in doubt, use the gift of the Outer Gods! (Uses the Tablet to cover the entire prison in depictions of the Xexaxez, which began to horrify and traumatize the Mewman Guards, of which prolonged exposure began to turn the Mewman Guards slowly into more Xoldiers, some with cherub wings even became fat Xirds)..... Yeeeeeeeessssss. How could I have forgotten about the power of the Outer Gods?!"
  • Archduke Bagg got very wimpery and covered his eyes as Mina, cause of the depictions, began to snap Mina out of her hypnosis.
  • Mina was free from X-Asper's spell, and was now looking in horror of the prison covered in Xexaxez depictions, as she began to scream uncontrollably and cover her eyes as well!
  • X-Asper: "(Looks at Mina and Bagg)...... I take it converting you two will be, a challenge. (Grabs the Ressor Sword with telepathic power).... (To a controlled Xoldier) Put this sword in your most protected spot. (The Xoldier carried out its task)..... As for you two, I think it's time I turn you louts into one with my Xzar army! So not only would YOU become someone worth talking about, Bagg, but you Mina, will become even better then these others! I, am going to make you, MY VERY OWN XEXAXEZ AVATAR?! THE ULTIMATE COSMIC IRONY?! (Laughs crazily!)"

The Cosmic Citidel.

  • These events were witnessed by the Outer God Representives!
  • Prince Xalvador got very pissed!
  • Prince Xalvador: "HOW, DARE THAT INREALMER USURP MY PEOPLE'S PLANS FOR AN AVATAR?!"
  • Orronus: "WELL WHERE DID YOU THINK HE GOT THE IDEA FROM?! BECAUSE OF THOSE TABLETS WITH YOUR DEPICTIONS ON IT?!"
  • Citidel High leader: "No more arguing! Much as I still have faith in Star's abilities to make do with what she promise, this Asper has made himself a major threat! Representatives, we shall confront this mad inrealmer ourselves and put our cosmic foot down! Erm, those that have feet, I mean."
  • The Outer God Representatives began to move as the Citidelians joined them!

Mewkatraz.

  • X-Asper was dragging the kicking and screaming Bagg and Mina!
  • Mina: "LET US GO, LET US GO?!"
  • Archduke Bagg: "MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY?!"
  • Sebastion saw Mina in trouble, turned into beast-bird mode and charged!
  • X-Asper: "GOOD LITTLE BIRDY?! (Uses the Tablet to turn Sebastion into a giant as all hell Xird)......"
  • Mina: "SEBASTION?! NOOOOOOOOOOOOO?! HE DIDN'T DESERVE THAT?!"
  • X-Asper: "Don't worry, Mina..... You'll be joining him SOON?!"
  • Suddenly, the skies got stormy as the Outer God Representatives and the Citidelian Forces ascended down!
  • Prince Xalvador: "ENOUGH IS ENOUGH?! YOU DESPICABLE INREALMER?! HOW DARE YOU THREATEN TO USURP THE XZARS OF THEIR DESIRES TO MAKE AN AVATAR?! THAT IS OUTER GOD BUSINESS?!"
  • Orronus: "Of which PERSONALLY SHOULD'VE NEVER HAD BEEN STARTED?!"
  • Prince Xalvador: "OH SHUT UP?! (Back to X-Asper) YOU WILL ANSWER TO THE OUTER GODS NOW, ASPER SWIPE?!"
  • X-Asper: "..... You Outer Gods already took everything from me, when your Xlazzon took Rubi. I, do not fear you Outers. (The Representatives were freaked out by that as the Citidelians kept cautious and aimed weapons at him)."
  • Prince Xalvador: "..... Duh, I, I have the power to take away your ill-gotten Xzar Energy and-"
  • X-Asper: "GO AHEAD?! THEN I'LL PROCEED TO ASORB YOUR SORRY BUTT?! IS THAT WHAT YOU WANT?!"
  • Prince Xalvador: "(Cowardly yelp) AYE?!"
  • X-Asper: "..... Just as I suspected. (Summoned forth Lovecraftium Metal, converts it into a giant cage and traps the entire representatives with it)...... You "Outer Gods" are like children..... You're only tough if others are afraid of you, but cower in fear when a REAL challnage shows up."
  • Prince Xalvador: "HOW, HOW DARE YOU TREAT US LIKE THIS?! I'M, I'M GONNA TELL MY FATHER ON YOU, AND IF HE GETS INVOLVED, YOU'LL BE VERY SORRY YOU MISTREATED HIS SON?!"
  • X-Asper: "I WELCOME THAT THREAT?! NOW TELL YOUR LITTLE OUTER TROOPS TO BACK OFF, OR I'LL MAKE GOOD ON ABSORBING YOU AND YOUR COMPANIONS?!"
  • Citidel High Leader: "..... Citidelians...... Stand down. (The Citidelians eased their weapons)......"
  • X-Asper: "..... I'll deal with the Cosmic Citidel, after my war with monsters is finished. (Resumes dragging off the screaming Mina and Archduke Bagg).... Bird, (X-Sebastion looks at X-Apser) Make sure the Representative Outers stay put."
  • X-Sebastion proceeds to guard the captured representatives....
  • Celest-Layer Representative: ".... I, suspect coming back here was a bad idea."
  • Other Representatives: "GEE, YA THINK?!"
  • Edgewall Guard Representative: "Well, shit. And were just released awhile back after those Outer Force guys busted every released Devient and Defect, too."
  • Citidel High Leader: "..... All-Mother have pity on us.... We failed to keep cosmic order......"

Meanwhile...

  • SpongeBob: So let me recollect what you said... She's headed back to the same place she was imprisoned?
  • Star: As odd as it is, it's her current closest to being like home.
  • Marco: "Likely she figured that Mewkatraz would be the one place unaffected by this craziness, and that she figured that Seth was gone for good."
  • Lattee: "Then we need to get to that island now."
  • Fritilla: "But what if Asper starts making a new army now with the Solarians a bust?"
  • Globgor: "Don't worry, his plan B is long gone in Asper Island. That place and its Flesh Borgs are a thing of the past now."
  • Mewstral: "But does he not possess the tablet he stole from Seth? With that thing, he can start converting any unlucky soul into his own Xzar Army of Xoldiers and Xirds, maybe even an Avatar in his control!"
  • Globgor: "...... CRAP?!"
  • Pang Bing: "And that would mean he would induce forbidden one depictions onto that prison for faster conversion. That means those depictions alone will keep alot of us out cause any unenlightened soul will be mentally harmed by the stare of the depictions."
  • Feartrick: "And they would no longer affect Seth cause he had already embraced Xzar energy and was already influenced before."
  • Star: "Well why would Asper do that if he's mad at the Xzars for taking away Rubi?"
  • Glossiary: "Because his PTXRSD had already long taken hold, thus, the depictions won't affect him neither. He had already long lost his light, and everything he had ever valued. He has lost his ability to ever fear the Outer Gods. And not just from now being one.... He's becoming a -1-Brave, the most dangerious of the Minus-Braves."
  • Jumba: Oy, now there's Minus Braves? I don't think that's physically possible.
  • Glossiary: "It's not. It's only possible for cases like Asper and Seth. They are the kind of mortals that don't just stop fearing death.... They would even welcome it...."
  • Loosonary: "..... I always did thought Asper always rubbed me the wrong way, but, I thought it was just because he was an angry genocidal jerk, but..... I didn't realized that in trying to make a 0-Brave, I was not aware that a -1-Brave was also growing. Granted, I did figure his PTXRSD was bad news, but.... I didn't think he would've become a -1...... Everyone, before you get upset again, know that if I or Gloss or even Siamimaana knew that what Asper was becoming, we would've long gotten rid of him ages ago, we-"
  • Eclipsa: "Being mad at you won't help. It never did, never had, and never will. The impourent thing now is that if there was ever a time to resolve the issue with Asper for good, it's now."
  • Varlet: "Besides, pointless squabbles are for Ratirds!"
  • Icky: "Are those like literal rats with wings-"
  • Varlet: "Yes and don't interrupt me! We need to get back the Ressor Sword before Seth!"
  • Medley: "Well, even though this technically means we're saving Mewmans from their just desserts, I agree that monsters deserve better than Seth. The whole point was supposed to beat Mewmans into submission and make them leave, not being ironic and punishing them via an eye for an eye, killing them with their own power."
  • Coffee: "But how do we approach that now cursed island without being tainted by the Forbidden Ones?"
  • Mewstral: "..... Star, have you by chance met with Jackpot of Jackpot's Paradise?"
  • Star: "Well yeah, we met him first when our crazy misadventure to find you guys started.... Before Xorbins' friends chased us into the Willtopian Dimension."
  • Mewstral: "Well, he knows of an extremely-defective Xzar that is slowly being converted into a Ressor. He has been known as Xoozazoo the Compassionate. He's still stuck in that grey-area between being a true Ressor but still has Xzar traits. But don't worry, the infamous stare has lost its luster in him, and a lot of his Xirds and Xoldiers are already changing into Ravens and R-Monitors. His X-Fate had already fully became an R-Fate."
  • Star: "You think Xoo could help us?"
  • Mewstral: "Yes. Xoozazoo was exiled from the Nothing Dimension for speaking out against the practice of making an Avatar. He retreated to the Outer Rims, where his location is trusted only to Jackpot, the only deviant that showed him any kindness in his misery."
  • Varlet: "Must we really seek out a shamed Forbidden One for help? That would risk giving Seth a headstart, alongside giving Asper a chance to be stronger!"
  • Star: ".... I got this. LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, PUT YOUR HANDS TOGATHER, FOR JACKPOT?!"
  • Suddenly, in a dramatic display, Jackpot and his devient compatriots appeared on a vegasy stage!
  • Jackpot: "THANK YOU, THANK YO- (Realises he was in the Tavern)...... Yeah, this is OBVIOUSLY not Jackpot Paradise, I- (Notices Star)..... Star, oh thank goodness you got out of that mess with the Willopians!"
  • Star: "Well, now we need your help again! Asper became an Outer God!"
  • Manfredro: "Depends, which kind?"
  • Marco: "He took Xzar energy from Seth and-"
  • Traina: "Say no more, we got the idea just from the first words alone."
  • Star: "Anyway, he took the Ressor Sword from Seth and has now covered Mewkatraz in Xzar Depictions! And if Seth gets the sword first, then Monsters will be on the Outers' badside too!"
  • Jackpot: ".... Yikes. Well I already know where this is going. I think there's someone I would want to introduse you too that might be of help."
  • Marco: "Mewstral told us about Xoozazoo already."
  • Haywire: "Oh good, that saves us from a heavy explanation."
  • Jackpot: "But there is one warning though. He is hiding in a cave complex in a very rough neighborhood: The Cosmic Death Valley. Basicly imagine a place that's nothing but Death Valley, but more cosmic. It's a common defect hiding spot."
  • Kronor: "Can you take us to him?"
  • Side Swipa: "Um, well, we do want to, but, there's an issue. Xorbin likely knows you're back by now, Star. He has already instructed Sleep Reapers to go after Mewstral, Feartrick, Vonbon and Duster again. They won't mind going after any Devient or other Defects along for a ride as well if we help. Espeically if they got to Xoozazoo as well."
  • Vonbon: "Tch, well we've been around Star for more than a few hours already, and yet they never-"
  • Haunting Screeches were heard as Insectoid Robed Monstrosities with Sythe Hands that function like Mantis Claws began to break through windows reaching over, freaking out the Defects and Devients!
  • Sundaila: "..... Well, they're here now, Vonbon. Congratulations on challenging karma, fool."
  • Vonbon: GIVE ME A BREAK, I THOUGHT KARMA FAIRIES DIDN'T EXIST IN THIS DIMENSION!!
  • Star: "Aw gees, and the All-Mother already left with that R-Fate too!"
  • Jackpot: ".... Luucky, do you have the portal in the correct coordinates now?"
  • Luucky: "(Nerviously sets coordinates on a portable portal) I'm getting there, I'm getting there! I just need to set past the Endless Revolution Dimension and-"
  • A Sleep Reaper leaped up ready to strike, of which Luucky screamed and dodged, of which the Sleep Reaper damaged the portal, trapping it on the Endless Revolution Dimension!
  • Luucky: "..... ACCURSED SLEEP REAPER?! IF THOSE SCYTHE HANDS WEREN'T CAPABLE OF RENDERING ME SLEEPY UPON EVEN A MERE TOUCH ON THE SIDES, I'D GIVE YOU A PIECE OF MY MIND, YOU NECROMORPHIC SLEEP-NUT!?"
  • Jackpot: "No problem, the Endless Revolution is close to the Cosmic Death Valley anyway in a cosmic scale! Everyone just go!"
  • Everyone was forced to retreat into the damaged portal dodging the Sleep Reapers!
  • Side-Swipa was cornered by some Sleep Reapers as she was very fearful!
  • Phystal saw this!
  • Phystal: "..... (Gets angry).... STAY, AWAY FROM HER!! (Christailises the Sleep Reapers!)......"
  • Side-Swipa: "..... Thank you, Diamond Head, but the chrystals won't hold them forever. Sleep Reapers are resilient mofos."
  • Phystal: "Then let's be long gone by then! (Grabs Side and runs with her)!"
  • Kronor was fighting off a Sleep Reaper that managed to pounce him and was about to stab him, but then, Sundaila reversed the time of which that happened, with Kronor able to be aware this occurred, so he smacked the Sleep Reaper just as it pounced!
  • Kronor: "..... Thank you, my council-..... Lady Sundaila."
  • Sundaila: "What can I say? You amuse me."
  • The two retreated off as well!
  • Dimenopia was dodging Sleep Reapers left from right!
  • Jackpot extended a hand out to her!
  • Jackpot: "Don't worry, beautiful, just grab my hand and we're- (A Sleep Reaper stabbed his arm) AGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH?! WHY MUST OUTERS STILL FEEL PAIN?!"
  • Dimenopia: "..... HEY SCYTHES' OFF MY MAN, BUG-FACE?! (Punches the Sleep Reaper off as it crashed into the bar, and grabs Jackpot as he started to get sleepy and got into the portal!)"
  • The Others got into the portal as well as it sent them to the next Dimension, closing off before the Sleep Reapers could follow and disappearing back into the Gambler Dimension.
  • The Sleep Reapers softly growled and crawled into the shadows....

Endless Revolution Dimension.

  • A Large castle was in the middle of another revolution!
  • The Group arrived....
  • Crowds: "DOWN WITH KING PORTALMONGER?!"
  • A Kind-Looking King of Infineye origin was seen on the safety of a tower, this was Portalmonger.
  • King Portalmonger: "BUT I HAVEN'T DONE ANYTHING WRONG?!"
  • Usurper Leader: "THAT'S THE ISSUE?! YOU BARELY TRIED ANYTHING?! THAT MAKES YOU A BORING LEADER?!"
  • King Portalmonger: "That's because I was saving up to MAKE changes that benefit you people! I had the intention to change this broken dimension and change it for the better! But I needed time for that!"
  • Usurper Leader: "WELL TOUGH S***, PORTALMONGER, THE REALM JUMPER INFINEYE WHO CAME HERE TO TRY AND RESTORE MAGIC INTO HIS REALM AFTER BEING WRONGED BY THE ANTITHUMATIES CAUSE OF WHAT OCCURRED THERE, YOU WERE TOO SLOW FOR OUR LIKING?!"
  • Usurper Minion: "Uh, sir, why did you needed to over-explain something we already know as if you were giving plot-necessary exposition?"
  • Usurper Leader: "SHUT UP?! (SMACKS MINION)!..... THE REIGN OF PORTALMONGER IS OVER?! SOON, THE REIGN OF KING MAG NIFISENT BASTURDSON, WILL BEGIN?!"
  • (Marco): "SERIOUSLY?! Your name is litterally Magnificent Basturd?"
  • Record Scratching was heard as alot of the native revolutioners looked at the Heroes right behind them.....
  • Mag: "..... WHO DARES INTERUPT OUR REVOLUTION?!"
  • Fu-Xi: "Well nobody else was doing it, scrub. Also, your not as magnificent as your name suggests."
  • Mag: ".... Excuse YOU?!"
  • Fu-Xi: "I mean really, a name like yours just screams as the kind of guy begging for attention from daddy. (Mag got very pissed at that) Honestly, it feels like ridiculous names are a universal concept even the Outer Gods can't avoid.... So how's about you go get me a beer, sport?"
  • Mag: "YOU TAKE THAT BACK OR ELSE I'LL KILL YOU?!"
  • Fu-Xi: "Okay fine, you don't have to get daddy a beer!"
  • Mag: "That's better....."
  • Jade Tusk: ".... Uh, Master Fu-Xi-"
  • Fu-Xi: "Wait for it....."
  • Mag: "(Realised that he was made a dumbass out of)..... HEY?! (Charges at the heroes) I'LL MAKE YOU SCUM PAY FOR IT?!"
  • Fu-Xi: "He's all yours, Gazelle."
  • Gazelle: (She backhand him right back away from the heroes)
  • Mag: UGH!! WHY DO YOU INTERFERE WITH MATTERS THAT AREN'T YOUR BUSINESS?! DON'T YOU KNOW THIS REVOLUTION IS ONLY TRYING TO GET RID OF A BORING RULER?!
  • Gazelle: "Don't you think that's a very pointless exsirsize of the people's will to revolt on him for not doing anything yet?"
  • Silence.....
  • Revolter 1: "..... Actselly, yeah. He was a chill dude otherwise, it's just.... He didn't do anything yet."
  • Gazelle: "Well why even have him to begin with if he wasn't even a tyrant if this is all about instant gratification?"
  • Revolter 2: "Actselly, the last guy was making TOO many changes before we got Portalmonger, the guy before that was just too average, the guy before that partied too much, the guy before THAT was braindead, the guy before that was-"
  • Icky: "We get it, your sense of picking your leaders SUCK?!"
  • Glossiary: "Well this IS the Endless Revolution Dimension after all."
  • Gazelle: "Well, can any of you remember WHY you made him your latest king?"
  • Revolter 3: "Oh that's easy, he said he wanted to fix this dimension and other Outer Rim Realms so to one day restore magic to the Infineyes Dimension."
  • Gazelle: "Well, now ask yourselves: Does bringing hope and prosperity to broken and neglected dimensions sound like something done within seconds to you?"
  • Revolter 4: "Tch, you kidding? Alchourse not. Espeically if you consider the Mad Rims ruled by the Mischivers, that place is BONED TO HELL! It would even take the Outer Gods well beyond our lifetime to fix the rims up, much less guys like- (Realises everything)...... Us....."
  • King Portalmonger: "If it helps, I am immortal."
  • The Revolters really began to think about things.....
  • Usurper Minon 2: ".... Uh oh boss, they figured it out!"
  • Mag: "...... YOU MEDDLING REALM-JUMPERS?! YOU RUINED MY SHOT AT BEING KING?!"
  • Lord Shen: "Tch, a position of power in this realm is litterally as contemporary as chewing gum. It wears out too quickly. You would've been revolution'd out of office yourself."
  • Mag: "I WILL MAKE YOU MEDDLERS SUFFER FOR RUINING MY CHANCE TO BE KING?! I AM GONNA- (Duster slammed his hand onto Mag, crushing him flat as a pancake)....... Ow."
  • King Portalmonger: "(Sighs in relief as he cautiously came out).... Thank you for saving me heroes. My aims to fix the Outer Rims, and hopefully some damaged Mid Rim Realms like my home dimension, can still happen. I want to return the favor."
  • Star: "Well we may as well cause a name like "Portalmonger" is an obvious Realm-Jumper name, and we couldn't let the jerk hurt you. Now, we may be asking a weird request, but, can you get us into the Cosmic Death Valley."
  • King Portalmonger: ".... Yes, that is an odd request, because that's usually a place of exile for, the recently impeached. That's where undesired leaders end up getting exiled to. Why go there?"
  • Jackpot: "(Yawns, still fighting off sleepiness), Because we're trying to get to an old friend I know there that could help us out with a big problem."
  • King Portalmonger: "I see.... Very well, I'll set out a portal disk for you so you can travel freely to any dimension as you wish. I know you might have other means like Dimension Scissors, but, scissors are too easily detectable to Devients. It's why it's rare for Realm Jumpers to be so far out here. Devients often gun for wayward travelers, espeically the likes of Verse Raiders hungry for mortal labor and Mischivers looking for more, playthings."
  • Dimenopia: "And portal disks are different how exactly?"
  • King Portalmonger: "A special element called Cosmicium. Made from liquid spacetime mixed with superheavy elements. If applied correctly on things like a portal disk, you can become almost invisable to even the strongest of Devients. Just don't expect it to apply to Intendeds as well. It is their creation after all. I am still confused about your interest for Cosmic Death Valley, but, if it's impourent, then I won't object."

Cosmic Death Valley.

  • A Desert surrounded by cosmic smoke and sky was seen as the group appeared on top of a portal disk, where they witnessed the mars-like landscapes, tentacled rattlesnakes swimming like sidewinders, Chuthulu-Faced Scorpians, Gargoyle-Winged Vultures, and multi-eyed cattle skulls.
  • Duke: "..... (Winces at a sight of a passing tentacled tarantula)...... Welcome to Nope-Topia."
  • Loosonary: "Tch, please, the Cosmic Uncanny Valley Dimension is worse then this. Not even Outers want to hang out for long in that place."
  • Coffee: "(Looks wearly at a flytrap-covered cactus planet drooling at him)..... Not to say this place is like a trip to the Themepark Dimension."
  • Star: "So, about Xoozazoo's mountain?"
  • Jackpot: "(Yawns, then speaks in delirious sleep talk)...."
  • Luucky: ".... He's, still under the Sleep Reaper influence, I'm afraid. But fortunately, long as we keep him away from those things, it'll wear off."
  • Squidward: "Fishpaste."
  • Manfredro: "Don't worry, we kept prepared for such an event. (Pulls out a map) I always keep a map of any dimension I happened to be in. This one is for the Cosmic Death Valley. Very useful for doing some talent scouting for defects looking for a new purpose."
  • Marco: "Thank goodness, so it knows where Xoozazoo's mountain is?"
  • Manfredro: "Yes, but, keep in mind that Xoozazoo REALLY wanted privacy, so, he picked a rough neighborhood to avoid unwanted guests. The fastest way to his mountain is through bandit country, which are often either Endless Revolution Exiles or Mad Rim escapees trying to avoid Mischiver shearchers, an entire patch of Cactus Traps like Coffee's new friend here, (Coffee was trying to escape the Cactus Trap's jaws, escapes losing an arm to it as it swallowed it whole, Coffee giving an annoyed grunt as he grew a new arm), A stretch of Snakepit Wormholes filled with Cosmic Snakes, a void full of Temporal Worms which can scatter you through time when they eat you, getting past the Sand Owl Village, of which, trust me, they're not very good with giving outsiders welcome wagons, at least, ones short of pointy things at your direction, and alchourse, having to climb the mountain itself."
  • Traina: "The transitioning from Xzar to Ressor is very tough on him and wants as much privacy he can atthive."
  • Squidward: OH, YOU DON'T SAY?!? WELL LET'S HOPE YOU CAN GUIDE US TO HER CAREFULLY!!!!
  • Comrade Grizzly: DA!!!! (He spoke angry Russian)
  • Hellyena: YEAH, WE'VE ALREADY BEEN THROUGH A LOT OF S***! SO IF WE HAVE TO DODGE DEATH TOO MANY TIMES, AGAIN, I'M GONNA HAVE A GODDAMN HEART ATTACK!!!
  • Luucky: CALM DOWN!! I assure you we know where we're going. (An entire comical montage was seen of them being chased and shot at by bandits, going painfully through a cactus trap patch while the same Cactus Trap, which had been stalking Coffee, whistled at an attractive one, avoiding Cosmic Snakes in an empty void, running from purple wormhole worms, panicking and running around avoiding Sand Owls, and climbing a mountain plagued with a cosmic storm)
  • Steam Crab: CHRIST'S HOLIER THAN THOU BALLS, I CAN'T TAKE THIS ANYMORE!!!
  • Saetha: SC, we're literally five feet away from Xoo's cave.
  • Scoundrel: "By all means, we understand that, Miss Saetha, it's just, this place is rougher than even the worse badlands in Mugshotra. We may be used to tough times, but, this is even beyond Mugshotra's limit."
  • Glossiary: "Well, the good news is, we finally made it. (Just as they made it to the mouth of the cave, Xird Hybrids of their Ressor Counterparts and that of Xoldier hybrids of Thier Ressor Counterparts appeared, along with an R-Fate but with an X-Fate's robe and a reddish-blue eye, showing the sign of transitioning, while holding a weaken Xlanturn)...... Well, at least their presence is a good sign Xoozazoo's home."
  • XR-Fate: "Please, outsiders. Our Master is terrified of guests. He's going through a tough time now and- (Sees Jackpot, who, while still drowsy, is recovering from the Sleep Reaper wound)..... Jackpot? Are these outsiders with you and your companions?"
  • Jackpot: "(Drowsy) Let me handle this guys, I've known Xir alot that I can work with 'im. Heyyyy, Xir. I promise that we're here for very serious business. (Brief Yawn)...."
  • Xir the XR-Fate: "(Sees Wound)...... Were you attacked by a Sleep Reaper?"
  • Icky: "Whaaaaaat? Noooooo, we're-"
  • Xir: "I know you're trying to not frighten me, but we're no strangers to them. (Deminstraights that the hybrids bore healed wounds of past encounters)..... And they're the lucky ones. Many of our brothers and sisters have been, hibernation realm'd. Please, come in and let us treat Jackpot. You need your rest from your journey."
  • The group follow Xir into a cave city where more hybrids reside.
  • Xir: "You're welcome to stay in the Inn. I'll see Xoozazoo. I can't promise it'll be quick."
  • Eclipsa: "Given his, condition. We understand."
  • Xir went off.

Center of the Cave.

  • An extremely thinning Xexaxez with noticeable snakeifying features and cracked black horns, weakened great wings and a forming tail on his cosmic body, with a nearly blue eye was noticed experimenting with Ressor Weaponry, as Xir arrived. This was Xoozazoo.
  • Xir: "...... Xoozazoo, I seek your audience."
  • Xoozazoo: "(Annoyed oldster grunt), If it's another Sleep Reaper issue, just handle it like the other ones! Oh uh, but if a Hybernatian's involved this time, then lock up my room  so nobody gets in here!"
  • Xir: "It's not another Sleep Reaper Raid sir, much less one with a Hybernatian involved.... And thank goodness it's not that worse case scenario."
  • Xoozazoo: "THEN WHAT YA BOTHERING ME FOR, XIR?!"
  • Xir: "Its Jackpot. He's arrived injured from a Sleep Reaper still recovering from the effects. He's being treated right now. And he brought companions."
  • Xoozazoo: "..... Ugh?! What possessed Jack to do that! I spefificly asked him that I wanted privacy?!"
  • Xir: "They insisted they require your aide...."
  • Xoozazoo: ".... Tch. Figures Jacky came here cause he wants a favor. Okay fine, send them in, AFTER they have been scanned of ensuring they're not sleep reapers in disguise, okay? We can NEVER be too careful. Those suckers are CRAFTY!"
  • Xir: Well given the condition he and his companions are in, they REALLY need you. But it'll be worth it, because amongst them are Mewmans and Bestiarans.
  • Xoozazoo: (He paused)... I'm sorry, I'm a little far away here, did you say... Bestiarans?
  • Xir: Yes indeed.
  • Xoozazoo: WELL WHY THE F*** DIDN'T YOU SAY SO?! BRING THEM IN!!
  • Xir: "At ease, my master, I was just getting to that!" (They entered)
  • Buff Frog:... He is definitely familiar.
  • Varlet: Yeah. My parents had depictions of you when I was a larva.
  • Xoozazoo:... I, I can't believe it! You're still alive! You have NO idea how long I've waited for you!
  • Varlet:... So, you're the one who... Resurrected my people?
  • Xoozazoo: "I- what? Oh no nonononononononono, that's actselly Razeena the Beautiful, she's the one that revived your dimension and people. She still resides in the Bestiary Dimension making sure it doesn't get strong again. But don't get me wrong, I did supply that sword at the least!"
  • Varlet: "I see. My apologies for the mistaken identity."
  • Xoozazoo: "Yeesh, and this is while I'm still transitioning, don't wanna know what being a Ressor proper's gonna be like."
  • Tom: ".... (Gives a knowing chuckles), Dude, I think I can guess why you are changing into one of the Ressors now. You gotta crush on Razeena, don't ya?"
  • Xoozazoo: "Duh, duh, HEY NOW! While I admit that she lives up to the namesake VERY well, be assured that I, Xoozazoo the Compassionate, did felt that the Xzars current ways were very counter-productive! It was of my own choice!"
  • Marco: "(Quietly) Cause of a girl. (Star giggled)."
  • Xoozazoo: "..... Okay fine! I admit that, being attracted to Razeen did, had a hand in motivating me to wanting better, but, there was a time before I saw Razeen where, I always did felt I was, placed in the wrong cosmic body..... It all started where I was given the first Dimension I was suppose to destroy as a Xzar proper..... It was the Fungulon Dimension."

Flashback.

  • (Xoozazoo): "The Fungulons were on the verge of being another Inter-Dimensional Empire, something that needed to be prevented if the Multiverse was to be in peace. (Pure Xzar Xoozazoo appeared before the Fungulon Dimension's universe) The training was simple. Just make lunch outta the dimension and mind the details. However...... I made that decision to take a closer look to see the severity first. I wanted to know if Inter-Dimensional Empires are as bad as they taught in nurseries. Not saying I didn't took those claims seriously, but.... I felt the Fungulons were an anomaly to that rule.... (A Beautiful Kingdom of Mushroom People was seen as everyone lived happily under a benevolent child king)..... The dimension wasn't ruled by a traditional dictator dickhead that wanted to atthive some kinda manifest destiny bru-haha nonsense..... It was a sweet little kid that actselly ended his dimension's major historic war between Fungulon tribes and established peace. It felt like the invention of an Inter-Dimensional Empire made from the most powerful Fungulon races in the dimension was just, an accident. They didn't know what they were doing. And if they had dispanned, then, it would've broke the kid's heart the tribes would've just hated eachother again.... So, I backed away. (Xoozazoo left the Dimension alone)...... I wanted to see if I can had the Fungulon Dimension to be exceptioned from the rule.... Guess how well that turned out?"
  • Xorbin punched Xoozazoo down!
  • Xorbin: "YOU, IDIOT?! YOU SPARED THE FUNGULON DIMENSION?!"
  • Prince Xalvador: "MY FATHER'S ORDERS WERE SPECIFIC, XOOZAZOO?! WHAT WERE YOU THINKING?!"
  • Xoozazoo: "Look, the kid who was encharged, he only made one by accsident. He, he litterally didn't know what he was doing.... Look, if you want, I'll, I'll send my X-Fate to talk with him about it, okay? I'll, I'll try to bring a compromise to De-Imperialise his dimension without the Fungulon races going back to hate eachother."
  • Prince Xalvador: ".... Ugh, Xoozazoo, I know you are a rookie-level Xexaxez, but, YOU ARE OF DESTRUCTOR CLASS OUTER GODS?! IS THERE AN ISSUE OF ACTING LIKE ONE?!"
  • Xoozazoo: "Look, I know any Inter-Dimensional Empire is dangerious, I don't question that, but.... The Kid didn't looked like the kind of guy that would make one."
  • Xorbin: "Maybe not your previous inrealmer child, Xoo, (Grabs Xoozazoo painfully) BUT THERE IS BOUND TO BE SOMEONE THAT IS, LIKE A DEVIOUS EVIL GRAND VIZIER, MALMITULATIVE FAMILY MEMBERS OR CONSPIRATORS THAT WOULD EITHER CONTROL OR UNDERMINE WHATEVER GOOD INTENTIONS THE CHILD WOULD HAVE TO PURSUE THEIR OWN AGENDA?! The Fungulons are capable of dimensional travel! They are a FLIGHT RISK?! A DANGER TO THE GRAND DESIGN?!"
  • Xoozazoo: "Xorbin, please, he's, he's only a child. He doesn't know what he's doing."
  • Xorbin: "THAT ONLY MAKES THIS EMPIRE EVEN MORE DANGERIOUS?! IT'S LITTERALLY BEING DRIVEN BY A STARY-EYED IDEALIST THAT WILL MAKE MISTAKES?! IT MUST BE DISPOSED OFF?!"
  • Prince Xalvador: ".... Then in that case, Xorbin.... You, are the Xexaxez to destroy the Fungulon Dimension. (Xoozazoo was horrified). Succeed in where Xoo should've started."
  • Xoozazoo: "..... No?! NO?! I WON'T LET YOU?! JUST BECAUSE YOUR FATHER'S A BIG SHOT, DOESN'T MEAN YOU CAN DO THAT?! I WILL NOT, LET YOU?! (Punches Xorbin hard, who he screams in loud whale-moans, as both Xoozazoo and Xorbin began to fight!)"
  • Prince Xalvador: "AGGHHH?! A DEFECT?! XIRDS?! (Xirds appeared) GET ME THE SLEEP REAPERS, NOW?! WE HAVE A DEFECTIVE XZAR?!"
  • (Xoozazoo): So they were destroyed anyway. I was horrified. They murdered everyone including the child! I couldn't do anything about it. I escaped with help from Razeen's followers because they were grateful for my sacrifice.

Present

  • Xoozazoo: I've been training to become a Ressor ever since. They killed that entire dimension because of their STUPID self-defeating rules. I want more than anything to bring them back. I have a codex of the entire race and cosmic matter. Once I become a full-fledged Ressor, I can bring them back. But I can't unless that absolutist monster Xorbin is put in his place. WHAT I WOULDN'T GIVE TO SEE HIM KICKED STRAIGHT INTO THE HIBERNATION REALM FOR MURDERING THAT INNOCENT DIMENSION!!!
  • Star: Well we share the same enemy. He tricked me into threatening every Outer God for insulting my life after destroying magic.
  • Xoozazoo: Wait, that was you?
  • Star: I was infected with mons... Bestiarans' genes and blamed magic for the near-genocide of Bestiarans, not realizing that the ones to truly blame are the idiots who abuse it.
  • Xoozazoo: Ugh, typical! Razeen DID say Bestiarans were prone to tantrums, some of which drive them to evil. That's kind of why they were destroyed in the first place.
  • Buff Frog: Hurtful, but not inaccurate.
  • Moon: That, actually explains why both Mewmans and Bestiarans were brought to Mewni.
  • Varlet: Well we're going to need your help. We have to retrieve the Ressor Blade before this genocidal traitor of a lizard Seth who just used magic as some kind of eye for an eye for Mewmans for the damage they did-
  • Xoozazoo: Say no more! This Seth person can't touch the Blade. He'll give Razeen the wrong idea that your people had learned nothing, disable her ability to protect the Bestiarans and seal their own fate.
  • Krebs: Can't you talk to her?
  • Xoozazoo: Well we're... Currently in an awkward position. I, accidentally mistaken an offer to stay the cosmic night as a sign of affection when really she was just being generous and allowed me residence. (Icky and some of the heroes laughed).... Now, by all means she's a forgiving entity, as with Ressors, but.... We, both felt very awkward from that misunderstanding and, just need space. Emotions High is a PEST sometimes.
  • Archimedes: Love is a bitch sometimes, too.
  • Varlet: "Well, much as I know some of you would like to ease his love issue affairs, my people are at enough risk with this detour to seek you, Xoozazoo! Can you supply us with an ability to resist the stares of Xzar Depictions?"
  • Xoozazoo: "Ahh, I just so happen to be experimenting with that kind of thing. (Levitates a cosmicifived vial of liquid).... This, is water cosmic, or liquid spacetime blessed with pure Ressor Power. It can wash away Xzar Depictions. Course, there is the issue of those things looking at you, sooooooo. (Levitates a helmet as well).... I call it, The Xzar Blocker. Not only would it enable you to look at depictions freely without them influencing you, but you can also look at an Actual Xzar dead in the eye. Just uh, keep in mind that the effect's only activate while PHYSICALLY wearing the helmet. Moment it's off, your vulnerable again, and only cosmically enlightened beings can handle a Xzar's stare without going mad, and/or getting converted into one of them. It's, the best I can manage during my transition stage."
  • Coffee: "The helmet's fine as it is for now."
  • Xoozazoo: "Also keep in mind that I only made like, 10 or 15 of these, so, you're out if you wanted to have these for your army of a group."
  • Luucky: "No problem, it's nothing duplication by Chancespawn Slot Machine can't fix."
  • Varlet: "Well, I need more than a helmet myself. Asper was already a difficult opponent as he was pre-Xzar Ascension. Now as a Xoldier, even if I had the helmet, I would be vulnerable to other powers and tricks he would have."
  • Xoozazoo: "Then do I have a nice surprise for you? (Some Hybrids brought over Ressor Armor)..... Razeen had been meaning to transfer these to you had things went better. This armor is guaranteed to be immune to even Xzars of Xalvadors' father's level. Much less Asper's current position. Just keep in mind that the first time's gonna be a little snug and, mobility may be an issue."
  • Varlet: "An acceptable risk if it means halting this madness."
  • SpongeBob: Well... I guess we're ready.
  • Xoozazoo: It's an honor.
  • Marco: (Scoffs) I'll bet this will earn you whatever qualifies as boning for Outer Gods.
  • Xoozazoo: First, Outer Gods don't procreate like mortals do. Second, sex is not only for pleasure to Outer Gods, but it's more complex and relaxing than mortal sex. It's so relaxing it'd put a normal mortal in a coma. (Everyone shivered) Third, can we not bring that up again?
  • Tom: Easier said than done.
  • Icky: "Well with that I guess it's just about time to-"
  • Xird Hybrid: "(Shows up)! Master! Another raid is coming!"
  • Xoozazoo: "Oy, Sleep Reapers again? Look, again, unless a Hybernatian's involved, we'll just prepare for them like usual and-"
  • Xird Hybrid: "IT'S XORBIN THIS TIME?!"
  • Xoozazoo: "..... Ohhh, crap. Uh, you guys may want to get going now."
  • Marco: "But what about you?"
  • Xoozazoo: "You'll just have to trust that the worse I'll get is a good thrashing! If he finds ya here, ya may not be so lucky!"
  • Patrick: What if he finds your resurrection plans?
  • Xoozazoo: If that was the case, he would've already found it by now. When you're bullied by the meanest Outer God in town, you get good at hiding things. He'll never find it.
  • Hellyena: Let's hope it stays that way.
  • Varlet: C'mon! We have a fight to catch! (They portal away)
  • Xorbin's voice: "DEFECT, OPEN UP?! (Various Hybrids were sent flying!)"
  • Xoozazoo went to hide off his various blueprints and experimented weaponry!
  • Xorbin busted through the wall!
  • Xorbin: "I KNOW THEY CAME HERE, DEFECT?! WHERE ARE THEY?!"
  • Xoozazoo:... At the Butt Dimension.
  • Xorbin: You think I'm an idiot?
  • Xoozazoo: Well no mortal would want to go there. The last place you'd hide if you were a mortal.
  • Xorbin:... Valid point. TO THE BUTT DIMENSION!!! (They went there)
  • Xoozazoo:... Sometimes it almost seems too easy. Next time, if there is a next time, I'll direct him to the Reproductive Organ Dimension. A place so equally cosmic embarrassing, it won't be given a place in the Muliverseal Map.
  • Xir: (He laughed hysterically) Morons! He'll be defeated in no time. He'll check literally every copy of the Butt Dimension until he finally realizes he was played. (The two laughs)... I hope.

Mewkatraz

  • The Representatives were seen still caged.
  • Buzzeon Representative: "Okay, I spy with my time eye, something that is..... Grey."
  • Prince Xalvador: "The walls that're covered with otherwise glorious depictions of the mighty Xzars?"
  • Buzzeon Representative: ".... Yeesh, I don't get why mortals like to play these games. They're too easy."
  • Prince Xalvador: Tell me about it. When will this get interesting?
  • ???: I can remedy that. (Varlet arrived in his Ressor Armor)
  • Citadel High Leader:... Is that, Ressor Armor?
  • Deity Queller Representative: So that means Xoozazoo is still around!
  • Varlet: Did you ever doubt my talents? I'm here to... Well, take care of your Asper situation and deal with Seth.
  • Prince Xalvador: Well, aren't you going to free us?
  • Varlet:... Maybe I will. Maybe I won't. See, you blokes are still responsible for terrorizing my home.
  • Edgewall Guard Representative: OH NO! DO NOT BE THAT GUY RIGHT NOW!
  • Varlet: Too bad. I'm going to be that guy right now.
  • Eraser Representative: "(Angry blubbers!)"
  • Prince Xalvador: "You, you, YOU BLASTED INREALMER?! We were ONLY DOING OUR JOB IN PROTECTING THE GRAND DESIGN?! And even then, it was ONLY ONTO THE MEWMANS?!"
  • Varlet: "Well remember when you told me that my people's real dimension was destroyed and how we were migrants here?"
  • Infinity Librarian Representative: "And that you were in denial of that."
  • Time Councilor Representative: "But it appears you had finally took it seriously."
  • Varlet: "Yes, but thanks belongs to the R-Fate that was with the Ressor that saved my people for that. And I didn't just realized the truth, but, I also realised my parents intended vision of M'on..... Mew-........ This very dimension and it's subsineraires, was intended to be a refugee home for those a victim of your shotty cosmic politics. And though I am still, willing myself to pardon Mewmans just YET of their heeding of Asper's words, my parents' wish was to welcome all victims of the Outers' misinpertpretated ideal for peace. Making Mewmans an exception, even if it is all too tempting and easy, would dishonor that wish. So in a way, even if your rampage was exclusive onto Mewmans and that Mon-..... The Bestarians, were to be left alone, that still qualifies as an attack, of my parents' philosify."
  • Prince Xalvador: ".... UGH, YOU SEE WHAT YOU RESSORS HAVE DONE?!"
  • Orronus: "OH IT WAS NOT LIKE YOU WERE ONE OF THE REPRESENTATIVES THAT TRIED TO TELL HIM THE TRUTH GENTLY?! YOU, XZAR PRINCE, WERE BASICALLY MOCKING HIM FOR IT?!"
  • Prince Xalvador: "WELL EXCUSE ME IF I FOUND MORTAL IGNORENCE HUMORIOUS?!"
  • Orronus: "Ugh, even with the idea of Destructor Class Outer Gods not exactly intended to be gentle sorts in mind, your lack of compassion astounds me! This is why I stopped being your X-Fate!"
  • Prince Xalvador: "WELL THAT BEHAVIOR IS WHY RESSORS SHOULD BE CLASSIFIED AS DEVIENTS?! The Multiverse would've been a MUCH more ordened place if those guilty of inter-dimensional empires, WERE NOT BROUGHT BACK PERIOD?!"
  • Varlet: "If all of this nonsense is about how both my people and Mewmans had tried to make a dimension spanning kingdom, then fine! I will personally restrict even my own people and any that get welcomed here away from such follies if the idea of it upsets you outers so much! In fact, my parents had the same idea!"
  • Prince Xalvador: "LISTEN INREALMER, I- (Stops himself apawn processing what Varlet just said)...... What, did you just say?"
  • Varlet: "Well, if you thought the Ressors as reckless, then, by all means, the oppisite is true. Their rescuing and reviving of guilty would've been capitals of dimensional imperialisum were not without conditions. The Bestiary Dimension has been said to be made weaker then it was before while my people here in this peninsula pretty much treat magic like a plague. If they were to be Devients like you wanted to properly rebrand them as, everything would've been completely unaltered."
  • Prince Xalvador: "........."
  • Orronus: "....... Thank you Inrealmer. Those words were exactly what I wanted him to here. I mean, I would've had him understand that myself, but... Ya know how Xzars and Ressors get along as well as felines and canines."
  • Varlet: "In fact, just as I want to dispose of Asper for no-needed explanation reasons, I needed to prevent Seth from getting the Ressor Sword as well, else it would risk my people to not be under Ressor Protection anymore, ergo, you misguided fools would start targeting us as well while you're here to hurt Mewmans."
  • Prince Xalvador: ".... (Slight shame) Well, by all means, it's, it's never anything personal, Inrealmer, it's just, in other parts of the Multiversal Seas, Inter-Dimensional Empires do nothing but destroy and ruin everything. They often become a danger to themselves, if not even eventually us Outers. Even to the All-Mother and her prime children if it comes to it. Before my kind existed, alot of Multiverses end up failing because of Inter-Dimensional Empires. In an even worse case, those inter-dimensional imperials, become Outer God devients, like with Verse Hivers or the Outer Drinkers. So, no intentional malevolence is meant. It's just a job someone has to do. Or otherwise, this Multiverse alone would've been another failure we either have to give to the Preservers, let the Verse Scrappers handle it, or just altogether leave it and cut it off from any future interactions."
  • Varlet: ".... Well, as I said, (X-Sebastion was seen sneaking up on Varlet) I would promise to restrict on such follies and-"
  • X-Sebastion charged, but then suddenly Marco and Star in Ressor Helmits pounced on him!
  • Suddenly, the vials of Cosmicium were tossed at the depictions, melting them away to disapating black energy.
  • Asper's Xirds and Xoldiers were surprised by the sudden melting of the depictions and charged!
  • X-Sebastion tried to get Star and Marco off, but can't, as Asper's Xoldiers and Xirds surround the bucking giant Xirdifived Bird!
  • The group crashed X-Sebastion into the appeared Xzars of Asper!
  • Star: LET'S GET OUT OF HERE!! (They freed the Outer Gods and left)

Meanwhile...

  • X-Asper: WHA, MY ART!!! (Xzar depictions started melting as the heroes poured Cosmicium everywhere) MINA!!! (Mina, having been turned into an Avatar completely, was seen) GET THE ONES RESPONSIBLE!!
  • X-Mina: DONEZO! (She went outside to find the heroes escaping with the Outer Gods) OH NO YOU DON'T!!! (She dashed straight into their path) YOU MONSTER SMOOCHERS, GIVE US BACK OUR PRISONERS!!!
  • Icky: "Awww shit, she's been Avatarifived!"
  • Medley: Mina! Stop! We know you've been mind-controlled.
  • Mr. Krabs: We did? I mean, WE DID?!
  • Medley: You turned on Asper when you found out he sent Solaria to her death.
  • Star: Wait, really?
  • Shebiskit: REALLY?!
  • X-Asper: Likely story! Like she's going to believe an army of monster sympathizers like you! Now return our prisoners OR I SHALL UNLEASH A TORRENT OF PAIN!! (Readies spear!)
  • X-Mina: "DOUBLE ONE ON ME?! (Readies Solarian Sword!)"
  • Moon: They speak the truth, Mina. Asper manipulated all the queens of Mewni in order to keep them on the campaign against monsters.
  • Varlet: In fact, monsters were victims of Xzars too. There's no reason for us to fight. We want the same things. A new home. Now please fight it and help me get the Ressor Blade before-
  • X-Mina: NO!!!! I WILL NEVER BETRAY THE HERO OF MEWMANITY!!! I REFUSE TO BELIEVE ASPER WOULD DO SUCH A THING!!!
  • Prince Xalvador:... Then we'll show you the truth. (The Time Counciler representative rewinded time to the days of Solaria)
  • X-Mina: What? WHAT IS THIS?!
  • Orronus: We are in the days following Queen Solaria's death.
  • Past Asper: YOUR HIGHNESS, WHY ARE YOU DISBANDING THE SOLARIAN ARMY?! AFTER HOW WELL IT SERVED US?!
  • X-Asper: "(Has that "Ohhhh Crap" Stare)...."
  • Past Solaria: Because it's time someone else finishes where I left off. With Seth around, my army isn't enough. It needs to be better. And more subtle. So my final decree as Queen stands.
  • Past Asper: YOUR HIGHNESS, WITH ALL DUE RESPECT, YOU HAVE TO REALIZE THAT IT'S EXACTLY WHAT SETH WANTS!! I SHOULD KNOW!! WE ARE DEADLOCKED OPPONENTS!! The moment you take down the only thing making monsters fear us, he's coming after you! (X-Asper was unable to stop the vision)
  • Past Solaria: Let him try! He does anything like that and he's asking for my plans for a better army to come true. I apologize, Asper, but my time has passed. Thankfully Eclipsa and Shastacan will make it stronger.
  • Past Asper: DO YOU KNOW HOW MONSTERS WILL ACT WHEN WORD GETS OUT YOU GAVE UP?!
  • Past Solaria: Watch your tongue, Asper! It's not giving up. It's progression. Evolving. My daughter will make me proud to build a better and stronger army. I've seen her do some amazing things. So, you will soon be taking orders from her.
  • Past Asper: WE'RE SO CLOSE, YOUR HIGHNESS! I BEG YOU TO RECONSIDER!
  • Past Solaria: IT'S ALREADY BEEN DECIDED!
  • Past Asper:... I, I ACTUALLY LOOKED UP TO YOU!!! AND IN THE END... YOU'RE JUST AS WEAK AS THE OTHER QUEENS BEFORE YOU!! (Solaria got triggered) THAT ALFONSO MADE YOU WEAK?!
  • Past Solaria:... Asper... Alphonso may not have been like me... BUT HE HAD COURAGE!!! HE DID SO MUCH FOR THIS KINGDOM!!! AND WE NEVER ACTUALLY GOT MARRIED!!! WE JUST... Got too careless.
  • X-Asper: SHUT OFF THE ILLUSION!!!
  • Past Asper: Exactly. What did he ever do besides give you a BASTARD CHILD?!
  • Past Solaria: BASTARD CHILD?! HOW DARE YOU?! ECLIPSA MEANS SO MUCH TO ME!!!
  • Past Asper: AND YET SHE DATED A SIZESHIFTER!!! SHE DOESN'T TRUST YOU, SOLARIA!!! SHE'S GOING TO RUIN OUR KINGDOM!!
  • Past Solaria: NOT IF YOU REMIND HER OF HER PLACE!! I WANT HER AWAY FROM GLOBGOR!!
  • Past Asper: YOUR HIGHNESS-
  • Past Solaria: You have disrespected my presence with your insubordination and questioning of my choices! You have betrayed your loyalty to me, and you have just asked for a court-martial, by Box! (Asper was shocked) We will figure out why you have been so dauntless as to question my authority. And you know how the Box works. The only way to redeem yourself is to obey this simple order: YOU ARE TO GUIDE ECLIPSA TO THE THRONE RIGHT. HOWEVER SHE DOES IT, SHE'LL CHANGE EVERYTHING, AND I WILL TAKE PRIDE KNOWING SHE'LL MAKE ME EVEN MORE SO!! IS, THAT, CLEAR?!
  • Past Asper:... Yes!
  • Past Solaria: Good. I wish you luck. I expect the best from my best military asset.
  • Past Asper: (He stormed into his quarters) THAT COWARD!!! WE WERE SO CLOSE!!!! THEN SHE THREATENS MY PLANS TO GIVE EVERYONE A NEW HOME FREE OF MONSTERS!!!! AND IF ECLIPSA GOES FAR, SO WILL GLOBGOR!!! IF THEY DO... EVERYTHING I WORKED SO HARD FOR WILL BE RUINED!!!!...... I'll teach her a lesson I won't forget. (Contacts someone)... (Monstrous voice) IS THIS SETH OF SEPTARSIS?!... HAVE I GOT NEWS FOR YOU!!
  • X-Asper: DON'T BELIEVE THEIR LIES!!! THIS IS OBVIOUSLY A FAKE BACKSTORY!!!
  • X-Mina: I was there for the argument.
  • X-Asper: THEN THIS PART IS FAKE!!!
  • X-Mina:... Can't argue with that.
  • Prince Xalvador: But we can.
  • X-Asper: HOW?! WHAT EVIDENCE WOULD MONSTERS LIKE YOU HAVE?!
  • Eclipsa: It's elementary, actually. I heard you yelling about it on the same night. I could actually decipher that's exactly what you said. And I was there when you gave mother her final mission.
  • Past Asper: Solaria? I've been thinking about last night and... You're right. Perhaps bygones should be bygones. In fact, to ensure Mewmans can't be taken for granted once Eclipsa becomes queen, I believe there's some assassination plans just east on your head. They could REALLY use some motivation to respect us.
  • Past Solaria:... You know you're right. People have felt the same way you did about me. This could be my chance to prove I still have my dignity. I'll be there first thing tonight.
  • Eclipsa: And I seem to remember YOU being there to listen, Mina.
  • X-Asper: THAT PROVES NOTHING!! THIS DECEPTION'S DISTASTEFUL NOW!! EVEN IF SHE WAS THERE, HOW WOULD YOU KNOW-
  • Eclipsa: We don't have to have proof. It goes down to thinking. Mother knew I dated Globgor, and left me in charge. Mina saw the argument AND the final mission unfold. When mother threatened to expose your crimes through the Box of Truth, you had no choice but to obey, and considering you both had a hunch that I still loved Globgor, you were both afraid that our relationship would jeopardize your goals.
  • Moon: Sounds like the perfect alibi to me.
  • Tigress: You can't deny that.
  • X-Mina: (She watched as Solaria was overwhelmed and murdered by Seth)... YOU... TRAITOREEEEEEEEEEERRRRR!!! (She unloaded all her Xzar power and attacked him)
  • X-Asper: IT HAD TO BE DONE FOR THE SAFETY OF- (Shadows loomed over them)... UH... UHHUUHUHUHU... (Everyone saw the giant Seths behind them)
  • Seth:... IS, THIS, TRUE?! YOU USED ME TO DO YOUR EVIDENCE DISPOSAL?!?
  • X-Asper: ".... HOW LONG HAVE YOU BEEN STANDING THERE?!"
  • Icky: "Uh-oh, your murder-boner crush didn't liked that!"
  • Seth: ".... I FEEL SO, INSULTINGLY USED?! I ALWAYS DID THOUGHT SLAYING SOLARIA WAS TOO CONVENIENTLY EASY, BUT, THIS?! AS IF I DIDN'T ALREADY HAVE A MILLION REASONS TO BELIEVE ILL OF YOU MEWMANS?! NOW THIS?!"
  • X-Asper: AT LEAST YOU GOT TO KILL HER!!
  • Seth: BUT NOW THAT VICTORY IS MEANINGLESS SINCE I KNOW SHE WAS SET UP!!! I ALWAYS KNEW YOU WERE CRUEL, ASPER, BUT YOU'RE DANGEROUS TO EVEN YOUR OWN KIND!!! AND A POX ON YOU FOR MAKING ME SAY THAT!!! I WILL MAKE YOU REGRET EVERY MOMENT!!!
  • Skipper: SCATTER!!! (The two fought as their battle shook the land)
  • Seth: SETHS!! RETRIEVE THE BLADE!!
  • Varlet: THE BLADE IS MINE!!
  • Mina: (Returns to normal) I KNOW WHERE IT IS! C'MON!!
  • Seth #2: WE CAN HEAR YOU!!
  • Mina: THAT'S WHAT THESE BRUISERS ARE FOR!!!
  • Seth 2: "What are you talking abo- (The biggest heroes beat them up)"
  • Globgor: GO! NOW!
  • The Group charged off!
  • X-Asper and Seth became too busy with fighting eachother in full rage that they failed to notice.

Ressor Sword's location.

  • A Very Scrawny Xird was seen by the Ressor Sword, looking at it....
  • Scrawny Xird: "..... (The Archduke's voice) Asper did this to me...... He turned me into a cosmic affront. I, shall repay that rudeness by using that sword against him! (Tries to touch the Ressor Sword, but the Xzar energy gets burned by it) D'OWWW?! CURSES?! ALCHOURSE, THE BLASTED THING WAS MADE BY ENEMIES OF THE XZARS?! What else am I to do now?!"
  • Varlet: "(Looms over X-Bagg) How's about standing aside, you welp."
  • X-Bagg screams and saw Varlet!
  • X-Bagg: "I DIDN'T ASKED TO BE LIKE THIS?! ASPER FORCED ME TO LOOK AT THE DEPICTIONS?! HE-"
  • Varlet: JUST STEP ASIDE!! (He pushed him aside, but Seth smashed his way in)
  • Seth: HAH! NOBODY KNOWS THAT I'M THE REAL SETH! I'll deal with Asper's gall of using me soon. For now, I'LL TAKE THAT!
  • Varlet: NO YOU WON'T! (He kicked him down as they tussled for it, fighting brutally until it ended with both of them grabbing the Blade)...
  • Seth: GRRRRRRRGH!!! UNHAND IT NOW, BOY?! THIS STUPID BLADE IS MINE!!
  • Varlet: IT WASN'T MEANT FOR YOU!!! In fact, touching the sword might be bad for you, cause, did you not embraced Xzar Energy? (The Sword started degenerating Seth)..... Frankly, the blade agreed with me.
  • Seth: NO!! NOOOO!!! (Roars in anguish as his body started to shrivel up into dust along with his clones outside)
  • Susan:... HE DID IT!
  • Glossiary: But barely it seems. I believe both he AND Seth touched the Blade, and it got rid of the unworthy. Seth is fading away.
  • Varlet: "But why didn't Razeen showed up?"
  • Glossiary: "And when was it ever indicated that Razeen was gonna make a public appearance apawn touching the blade?"
  • Varlet: ".... Apologiese, I, made a false assumsion."
  • ???: "GRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH?!"
  • A Blast hits Varlet right into a wall, as it was seen that it was X-Asper, looking beyond pissed!
  • X-Asper: ".... YOU ROBBED ME OF MY LONG-AWAITED GLORY TO KILL SETH MYSELF?!"
  • Varlet: "Kinda not on purpose, the blade sensed he had embraced Xzar energy and simply finished him off."
  • X-Asper: "BE HONEST, EVEN IF SETH DIDN'T TOUCHED IT, YOU WOULD'VE PURPOSEDLY KILLED HIM ANYWAY?!"
  • Varlet: "..... I won't pertain denial of that."
  • Medley: "Yeesh, why are you so upset about Seth NOT being killed by you? Shouldn't you be happy at all that he's gone?"
  • X-Asper: "DON'T YOU IDIOTS GET IT?! SETH HAD THE IMMORTALITY OF A COSMIC LAMPREY?! I WANTED TO KILL HIM SO I CAN HARVEST THAT ENERGY, SO I CAN BRING RUBI BACK?!"
  • Star: ".... So it all goes back to your dead girlfriend?! You were wiping out monsters just to invoke Seth to fight you, to then get at the energy he gained from eating a cosmic parasite?!"
  • X-Asper: "Everything was such so I can have Rubi back?! IT WASN'T FAIR TO HAVE LOST HER TO XLAZZON BECAUSE OF THE OUTER GODS' PERPETUAL HATRED AND FEAR OF BEING SURPASSED BY THEIR OWN CREATIONS?! So I wanted to return the favor?!"
  • Coffee: "ARE YOU SAYING DESTROYING MONSTERS WERE JUST A STEPPING STONE TO GET REVENGE ONTO OUTER GODS?!"
  • X-Asper: "Well we had to start from SOMEWHERE! The Outer Gods scarred me for life for what they did?! (Orronus looked sternly and firmly at the bewildered Prince Xalvador as Orronus was pointing his wing at Asper, being like "THIS IS EXACTLY WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT") I was nothing without my beloved Rubi! So I had tried to make the Outers nothing without their beloved Grand Design, by having Mewmanity Destined to dispose of the Outer Gods?! Thing is, (Looks at Glossiary and kin).... I didn't expected my plans to be hijacked by a well-intentioned defect having conflicting goals! I had always thought there was something that irked me about you, Blossoma.... But I thought it was just you being a contradiction to me. Should've known you were a defected assistant of the Infinity Librarian of Mew, along with Glossaryck and the weirdo Bagg had in his staff!"
  • X-Bagg: "WAIT, WHAT?!"
  • X-Asper: "And who to thought the commission were actselly Infinaries as well.... Granted, I always did thought it was odd of these specific and rarely seen dimensional races were found all the way in the Center Dimensions. Espeically the Cosmic Skullian."
  • Glossiary: "..... Wow, I know I underestimated your intelligence alot of times before, but.... You had suspected I was-"
  • X-Asper: "YES?! Cause why else did a bunch of Bluonks shown interest in intervening to mortals in where they wouldn't had much to gain from doing so?! Granted, you turning out to be defect Outer Gods was far from my suspicions, but, I had always figured you louts were up to something. So now's the time to be honest, Glossiary.... Why bother with what you did?! Was it because you had emotion highs and were IN LOVED with your Infinity Librarian?!"
  • Glossiary: "Duh, well, I mean, I won't lie, I did sort've, felt weak-kneed around her and thought she was as beautiful as infinity librarians come, (Mewstral blushed at that), but my reasons were beyond being love motivated!.... At least uh, 50-50. Yes, mending Mewstral's heart was a personal goal, but, it was also unioned with another goal: Wanting to amend the Outer Gods' false perception of peace."
  • X-Asper: "..... WELL FAT ALOT OF GOOD IT DID, HAVING TO DESTROY THE MAGIC REALMS FOR IT?!"
  • Glossiary: "That was only an emergency escape plan created because Xavian had found Mewmans and was about to bring harm to them via manipulating Moon and the Commission to try and get monsters destroyed again so they'd be worthy of destruction anyway. I had hoped that once Toffee and Xavian were out of the way by then, peace would be upheld.... I, admit that I didn't planned for the Cosmic Powerians to be onto me and forcing me to escape into the Tavern. And certainly if I knew about Star having Bestarian DNA and would end up mindlessly insulting the Representives because of it, (The Representatives pondered about that), well most certainly I would've avoided that emergency plan to begin with and hold off the merge for at least until everything gets ironed out. But.... Well, poop happens."
  • X-Asper: ".... (Growls as he smacks Glossiary into the ground)! I WAS UNDER THE IMPRESSION YOU INFINTARIES WERE SMART?!"
  • Glossiary: "Alchourse we're smart! It's just.... Personalities may vary."
  • X-Asper: "..... Honestly, I had ALWAYS, wanted to destroy you and fantasized on how GREAT that would be?! But now, finding out the truth behind everyone, ONLY MAKES WHAT I'M ABOUT TO DO, (WEILDS THE SPEAR OVER GLOSSIARY), EVEN MORE SATISFYING?!"
  • Varlet: "(Lounges over and uses the Ressor Sword to block out X-Asper's strike)! My apologies, but it seems I am robbing you of yet ANOTHER PERSONAL JOY OF YOURS?!"
  • X-Asper: "..... THEN GET READY TO SAY HI TO MOMMY AND DADDY FOR ME?! (Starts fighting Varlet!)"
  • Asper's Xoldiers and Xirds were charging in along with X-Sebastion!
  • Mina: "Sebastion, wait?! (X-Sebastion looks at Mina)! Sebastion, you need to fight what Asper did to you! Your stronger than this!"
  • X-Sebastion began to hesitate as the Xoldiers and Xirds of Asper surround Mina's location!
  • Mewstral: "..... Prince Xalvador, I know this may be against your personal interest, but you need to cure those Xirds and Xoldiers, they only got this way cause of Asper."
  • Prince Xalvador: "Ordinarily I hesitate to take advice from an Infinity Librarian, but, considering that these Xzars had not been properly made this why by an ACTUAL Xexaxez, well, who am I to not make an exception? (Raised his hand over Asper's Xzars as their illgotten energy was taken from them as they turned back to normal Sebastion included).... Oh, just one more thing. (Lifts a finger over X-Bagg as he turned back to normal as well)!"
  • X-Asper: "MY ARMY?!"
  • Varlet: It's over, Asper! Your time is finally passed! You're too dangerous to be left alive.
  • X-Asper: I DID ALL THIS TO BRING BACK MY RUBI!!!
  • Varlet: But at what cost? Hundreds upon thousands of innocent lives? How do you think she'll take it? You did all that, for NOUGHT!
  • Gloria: He's right. Rubi wouldn't appreciate all the crimes you committed.
  • X-Asper: That's nothing magic can't fix.
  • Varlet: Nay! You're DONE abusing magic! Your views are the cause of all our troubles. You are the reason why we 'monsters' are oppressed. And as the son of the original king and queen of this world, it's my destiny to end your miserable life!
  • X-Asper: I DEDICATED MY ENTIRE LIFE AND GAVE UP TOO MUCH FOR THIS!! I'LL BE DAMNED IF I LET YOU RUIN COUNTLESS YEARS OF PROGRES!! (They kept fighting)
  • Janna:... Aren't we going to help?
  • Star: We've done what we can. Asper is more than a match for all of us. This is Varlet's responsibility.
  • Icky: "Yeah sometimes we're just the friends of the guy that gets to save the day. And yet we're the famous ones."
  • Janna: ".... Does that happen a lot?"
  • Icky: "We have an entire Wiki dedicated to that kind of thing."
  • X-Asper: "(Weapons clash).... Because of you, I lost out on the Cosmic Lamprey energy Seth had?! You have any idea how rare it is for Cosmic Creatures to even travel to Inrealms?! Astronomically rare?! The Odds of another Cosmic Lamprey are hard to count?! YOU RUINED ME, BRAT?!"
  • Varlet: "Consider this a long waited consequence of the murder of my parents?!"
  • X-Asper: "IN MY DEFENCE, YOUR PARENTS WERE TRYING TO GO AFTER ME?!"
  • Varlet: "KINDA NOT HARD TO SEE WHY?! THEY SAW YOU WERE A DANGER, AND THEY WERE RIGHT?!"
  • X-Asper: "YOU'VE YET TO UNDERSTAND LOVE, BOY?! YOU'VE MET TO MEET A FEMALE THAT YOU WOULD ALTER THE ENTIRE COSMOS FOR?! SHOULD YOU HAD LOVED AND LOST, YOU WOULD'VE UNDERSTAND?!"
  • Varlet: ".... Perhaps. But I will have to thank you for deminstraighting on how NOT to handle love?! Should I ever get a mate, I'll at least know how to avoid being like you?!"
  • X-Asper: "NOT EVEN SETH WAS ABLE TO HANDLE AN OUTER GOD?! WHAT MAKES YOU THINK YOU'LL DO ANY BETTER?!"
  • Varlet: The answer is in my hands, Asper. I will ensure this world is protected, starting with you. (He swung his sword faster than Seth did. The speed was too much for him until finally he was impaled)... Checkmate!
  • X-Asper: "(Surprised by the fact he was bleeding cosmic blood)..... Im.... Im..... Impossible..... I'm..... I'm an Outer God. (Gets away from the blade, but falls down on his back.).... They're not, suppose to die?!"
  • Glossiary: "Weeeeeelllll, you're still correct on that. Outer Gods don't die, persay. It's more like, if they get too damaged or defected, and failed to get any purpose, well, they end up in the Hibernation Realm for an everlasting sleep."
  • Appearing from the Shadows is another sect of Sleep Reapers, of which caused present defects and devients wince at the sight of them.
  • Glossiary: "And once so.... Well, they show up."
  • X-Asper saw the Sleep Reapers coming towards him....
  • X-Asper clumsily got up and wielded his spear weakly. X-Asper tried to fight back against the Sleep Reapers, but it only ended with one of them grabbing it with its jaws and breaking it in half!
  • X-Asper: "..... No?! NO?! (Tries to escape, but got cornered by another round of Sleep Reapers and got surrounded)! Wait, wait, I'm, not an actual Outer God, I'm only wearing energy taken from Seth! I'll prove it too! (Tries to change back but can't)..... WHY AM I STUCK IN THIS FORM?!"
  • Loosonary: "Well, because you got injured as a Xoldier and not Normal Asper, and by a Ressor weapon no less, the kind of pain even Xoldiers can't handle, well, the Xzar Energy absorbed your mortal form just so it can get to healing. By all accounts, you now became a Demi-Outer God now, and thus, you fully now apply to the same treatment."
  • Kronor: "In other words Asper, you're fair game."
  • Dimenopia: "So adios, psyco!"
  • X-Asper: "(Finally understood the full mistake of what he had done)..... MINA, DON'T JUST STAND THERE, HELP ME?! (The Sleep Reapers began to close in)......"
  • Mina: "..... How did you think Solaria felt when she was left to die to Seth? Honestly, I couldn't ask for a better way for you to go out."
  • X-Asper: "...... (Looks fearfully at the Sleep Reapers).... No, no, no, nononono, no, (The Sleep Reapers dogpiled him and all stabbed him painfully with the scythe-hands) GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA?! No, no, no, no, no, (Gets dragged into the shadows and vanishes with the Sleep Reapers) NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOooooooooooooooooooooooo (Echos that got suddenly cut off)....."
  • Max the Cat: "(Hacks the Hairball in a fear response).... Sorry. (Ahem)..... I hairballed myself."
  • Jackpot: "Yeeeesh. While I can't say I liked Asper, I wouldn't exactly wish even my worse enemy to get to the Hibernation Realm."
  • Side Swipa: "... If it's okay with you Star, Jackpot and friends are gonna go and get alot of mental bleach to get that nasty memory out. (The Jackpot crew left into a portal)."
  • Citidel High Leader: "...... Well, now that this mess has been settled, as you were Miss Butterfly. Try not to keep my son any more anxious. You have a trial to re-take. (The Representatives left)."
  • Marco: "Tch, figures. Dang Outer God legal bro-haha."
  • Mewstral: "Fair's fair, we have to settle things with Thaum sometime."
  • The group proceeded to leave the prison, but found themselves cheered on by surviving Mewmans, Monsters, even Humans, and all other Mewnians and even those of the initially borrowed dimensional elements alike cheering them on! Even Chaemera gave a loud victory roar!
  • Rasticore: "HAIL PRINCE VARLET, SLAYER OF ASPER?!"
  • Jerminy: "I'M NOT MUCH FOR PHRASING YA, MARCO, BUT GOOD JOB NOT LETTING HUMANS GET CREAMED BY THE CRAZY LIZARD MAN?!"
  • Rusted Belt: "YEEEE-HAW, (THROWS HAT UP IN THE AIR) THAT IS HOW IT IS DONE, Y'ALL?!"
  • Bloodsuck: "RAISE YOUR BLOODMUGS FOR THE SAVIORS OF THE MULTIVERSE?!"
  • Sassafrass looked on with approval, as the Personal Guards cheered on!
  • Lattee's mother was seen next to Gillus as the two came and embraced Lattee.
  • Coggs: "HAHA, (Fires Fireworks) WAY TO SEND THAT SCURY ASPER TO THE BRIG OF EVER-LASTING SLEEP, STAR?!"
  • Johnny: "BOUNCE LOUNGE'S ON ME, YOU GUYS?!"
  • Xandy: "(With the cheering HA) YOU GO GUYS?! AND HERE I THOUGHT YOU GUYS WOULD BE IN TROUBLE WITHOUT US?!"
  • Icky: ".... How did these people got here so quick- (Millipede appeared)!"
  • Millipede: "HUZZAH?! HAIL TO THE GREAT BIG HEROES?! (Conjures up a one-man-band gear and starts playing a celebratory theme)!"
  • Icky: "..... Alchourse."
  • Marco: "I take it his assigned Xzar allowed him enough magic so he can still be himself, but still limited in a way so he can't be a threat."
  • Trixie: "Oh great, he's now essentially a Mewni Discord."
  • Archduke Bagg's voice: "HALT YOUR CHEERING?!"
  • Millipede's band music died out comedically as the cheering stopped....
  • Millipede: "..... Well, SOMEONE can't appreciate fine music."
  • Archduke Bagg: "(Walking in angrily) DON'T YOU DARE THINK YOU ARE SO EASILY PARDONED FROM WHAT YOU HAD DONE, JUST BECAUSE YOU MANAGED TO GET RID OF 2 OUT OF MANY OTHER PROBLEMS?! NOW YOU DONE IT, WHAT A MESS?! (Before the Misfits that blocked his path towards Star and friends) Stand aside, misfits. Star Butterly and her ilk are NOT worth protecting?!"
  • Sandy: "Star stopped a civil war from escalating."
  • Archduke Bagg: "As I said, getting rid of Asper and Seth were only 2 PROBLEMS OUT OF MANY ISSUES?! Outer Gods are still after Mewmanity's hide?! If anything, thanks to Asper, it's all but ensured?!"
  • Mewstral: "That is why we will help them mend Thaumorpheus' feelings and pacify the other Outer Gods, cause the All-Mother said that since he was the one victimized in all this, it's his desires that'll stop all this!"
  • Archduke Bagg: "AND YOU THINK HE'S GOING TO FORGIVE HER, FOR WHAT SHE'S DONE?! I DOUBT WHAT THIS TERRORIST HAD DONE, IS ANYTHING EVEN REMOTELY FORGIVEABLE?!"
  • Feartrick: "You DARE question Mewstral's faith in Star, you tasteless, pompus-"
  • ???: "Hold everything! (The All-Mother's Avatar form was walking forth)..... There's something that doesn't sit right with me about, you, Archduke D'oughe Bagg."
  • Archduke Bagg: "OH GLORIOUS, ANOTHER BLASTED OUTER GOD?!"
  • Moon: "Bagg, please, calm down, that's-"
  • Archduke Bagg: "HAVEN'T YOU OPPRESSIVE OUTER GODS DONE ENOUGH DAMAGE FOR THE DAY?!"
  • Moon: "Bagg, I mean it, please-"
  • Archduke Bagg: "I MEAN, I CAN SYMPATHISE THAT YOU DIDN'T LIKE STAR'S ACTIONS, BUT WHY MUST YOU OVER-REACTIVE, OVER-SENSITIVE, EASILY PROVOKED COSMIC INSULTS TO THE MULTIVERSE, MAKE MEWMANS SUFFER FOR WHAT AN INDIVIDUAL DID?!"
  • Moon: "BAGG, STOP?!"
  • Archduke Bagg: "WHY CAN'T YOU ACCURSED OUTER GODS, (As the All-Mother stared unimpressed), JUST DO WHAT YOU WANT TO STAR, ERASE HER EXISTENCE OR WHAT HAVE YOU, AND LEAVE MEWMANITY, ALONE?! COMPRENDAI?!"
  • All-Mother: "...... Tch. I thought there was something that didn't smelled right about you. (One of her energy hair smacked Bagg in the face hard, leaving a burning and permanent imprint on his face as he lost his staff and his spellbook, which was grabbed by Kronor)...... You, are the polar opposite of a 0-Brave...... You're, a -0-Brave."
  • Archduke Bagg: "(Starts crying) OW, YOU HIT MY WIDDLE FACE?!"
  • Marco: "-0-Brave?"
  • All-Mother: "An extreme pathetic opposite of a 0-Brave. -0s are so cowardly, so pathetic, so, wimpfully unlikeable, that even the act of cowering before an outer god by them is so..... Distastefully disgraceful. Made worse that he had the gull to rant angerly to the All-Mother of all beings!"
  • Archduke Bagg realised his fuck-up!
  • Moon: "..... I DID TRIED TO WARN YOU, BAGG?!"
  • Archduke Bagg: "(Saw that Contentyck had appeared with his sundae again)...... CONTENTYCK?! PLEASE?! HELP ME?!"
  • Glossiary: "Okay Siamimaana, you can stop pretending now, we're caught."
  • Contentyck: "Really? Oh, that's why you guys were out of uniform. (Turns into an Infinitary as well) That makes SO much more sense. (Eats more ice cream) Mmm, mmm, so good."
  • Archduke Bagg: "..... C..... C...... Contentyck?"
  • Siamimaana: "Yeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaah, you can stop calling me that now. My name is actselly Siamimaana. Now, if you're curious why I didn't just used a reverted version of my name, well... I couldn't find a way how to make my name reverted, so, I just went for the first thing that came to my mind, like, "Contentyck". Oh, and uh, about that earlier request to help ya out? Ehhhhh, sorry man, you're on your own for bitching at the All-Mother for what she didn't personally do."
  • Archduke Bagg: "(Wimpers), (To the All-Mother) Wait, wait, wait! How, how's about a deal!? As restored King of Mewni with Asper gone, I'll, I'll dedicate a religion around the Outer Gods! You'll have our respect."
  • All-Mother: "(Scoffs), Darling, that is what the Inrealm Gods are for. We Outers don't tend to fancy worshippers. Also, you are litterally saying the first thing you are COWARDLY pulling out of your arse in hope to appease me. It either doesn't feel sincere or it is only out of extreme pathetic fear."
  • Archduke Bagg: "Please, please, have mercy, I was only scared, I, I didn't know who you were, I, I didn't mean anything by it! As restored King of Mewni, I-"
  • Eclipsa: "AHEM! Actselly, now that I'm here, I'm afraid insulting the mother of all Outer Gods, counts as an impeachable offense of a cosmic scale. Ergo, I'm taking back the throne..... Again, and declaring your exile onto us, null and void."
  • Archduke Bagg: "D-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d Wait, wait, WAIT?! I, I, I could be of use to you, I.... I.... I could assist you in, whatever it is you do?!"
  • All-Mother: "I'm responsible for introducing Outer Gods, and no, I can handle it perfectly fine as I did for many versions of these Multiverses time and time before."
  • Archduke Bagg: "(Starts crying as mucus poured out of his nose) PLEASE DON'T KILL ME AND TAKE AWAY MY EXISTENCE?! PLEASE NO?!"
  • All-Mother: "That's, the issue. You're too pathetic for even the most merciless of destructors to even WANT to kill because of how utterly PITIFUL you are. It'd be like trying to kill a brain-dead pet, the guilt and pitifullness from is just too much to bear. Still, I do felt like SOMETHING needs to be made an example to."
  • Vonbon: "Oh, actselly uh, if I may, All-Mother, I know exactly what to do with him."
  • All-Mother: "I'll entertain the idea. Enlighten me."
  • Archduke Bagg really has gotten worried.

Moments Later.

  • Queen of the Willtos: "OH HE'S SO PRECIOUS! (Grabs a screaming Archduke Bagg as he tried to escape) HE'S GOING TO BE GIVEN THE BEST AFFORDABLE CARE OF MY KIND?! THANK YOU, ALL-MOTHER?!"
  • All-Mother: "Well, Star and some companions suggested that to me after how they felt they owe you some consolation on how you couldn't keep them."
  • Queen of the Willtos: "Ohhhh, they do care! (Cries tears of joy!) You are welcome to visit my realm any time you like, without being subjugated to a false reality!"
  • Marco: "Uh, thanks, I guess, though it depends on if we have need to."
  • Queen of the Willtos: "Oh don't worry about visiting often, my people and I are gonna be too busy with this bundle of joy anyway! Ciao! (Excitedly Giggles as she leaves to her portal as Archduke Bagg screams trying to get away)!"
  • Archduke Bagg: "MOON, MOON, ANYONE, PLEASE, DON'T LET THIS HAPPEN TO ME- (Gets swallowed by the portal as it closes)....."
  • Moon: "..... (Sighs)..... I'm sorry it had to end like this, Bagg."
  • All-Mother: "Oh don't worry, the Willtos are misguided well-meaning parasites of self-will, they'll pretty much treat him like a king there. If anything, since -0s are always so pathetic, he's litterally better off with them anyway."
  • The Crowds went back to cheering for Star and friends as Millipede fired alot of confetti!
  • Mina walked away sadly.
  • Star looked and saw Mina leaving.....
  • Star: ".... Mina wait! (The Cheering stopped again as Star went to confront Mina)....."
  • Mina: "..... Look, mudsister, I know you're gonna give that typical inspiring speech on how you're not mad at me anymore and that you thought it was strong of me to resist Asper, but.... I still belong in Mewkatraz. Go have your happy ending without me. (Sebastion lands on her) I'll probably end up souring it like Bagg did. (Walks off)...."
  • Star: "Mina-"
  • Moon stopped Star.....
  • Moon: "..... It's, best to let Mina figure things out from here."
  • Star: ".... You're right, mom. I'll worry about Mina another time. I now need to worry about Thaumorpheus. Then he can help us set everything right."
  • The group was watched by the female X-Fate from the distance.... She looked mysteriously sadden....
  • X-Fate: "...... Asper..... Why? (Fades off to resume her job)."

Chapter 7: Rekindling Mewnian Magic

Butterfly Castle Ruins

  • Star: (As they were prepping for the journey, she saw the destroyed castle and sobbed as Marco comforted her).... The home I've known for so long... It's gone. (Sobs)...
  • Marco: Well my monster arm side would say that's for the best since it's a reminder of the hardships that Bestiarans and Mewmans had to endure.... But it's not here anymore. So, I'll say we can make our own home, and that's with New Mewni.
  • Tom: Don't worry Star. Once we get your magic back, we can take on the Cosmic Powerians and get New Mewni back.
  • Marco: Avengers Endgame style.
  • Pony Head: What's that?
  • Marco:... Sometimes it annoys me how un-familier with us humans you still are.
  • Pony Head: "Hey, fair's fair, some of us are still getting used to the idea of "Moo-Vs", much less anything about people who avenge things and how there's an endgame of it!
  • Marco: REALLY?! YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT MOVIES ARE?! YOU'VE HAD A SHOW!!!
  • Pony Head: Oh wow, I'm just screwing with you, My God, who doesn't know what movies are in Mewni besides dweebs?
  • ???: MARCO! (Marco's parents showed up with Dimenopia)
  • Angie: We were so worried about you when Earth got unmerged with everything.
  • Rafael: Si. Ya could've told us you were going out of your way to save Mewmans and Monsters from their worse selves. We would've rooted for you. Oh, and I would've imagined laser puppies would've been a big help. (The older laser puppies appeared and pounced onto Marco smothering him with kisses and lasers)
  • Marco: Sajak, Barko, Marco Jr., Lindo, Rayo, Red, Blaster! Okay, stop it- (Laughs)
  • Everyone: Awwwwwwww.
  • Marco: MOM, DAD, YOU JUST HAD TO EMBARRASS ME!
  • Angie: At this point, it's like a parental instinct.
  • Marco: Look, I'm glad you're here, but I'm trying to help save the world here.... And there's something I've been meaning to ask... Did you know you were... Sub-Mewman?
  • Angie and Rafael looked at eachother....
  • Angie: ".... Well, it's, the first time we heard of it. It's likely from a very distent ansistry so far back that no modern family member knows. Not even Great Grandma Ro'ze knows."
  • Icky: "Well if you people want, I can recimend you people to Ancestry.Com, they VERY good at uncovering forgotten family tree branches."
  • ???: "There ain't no need for that fancy human science!"
  • A crocthity old person with a beat-up old-fastion walker with tennis balls on it came in, along with wearing an old army uniform.
  • Marco: ".... Great Uncle Ricardo?"
  • Star: "I didn't know you had a Great Uncle Recardo."
  • Angie: "He..... Rarely leaves his cabin in the woods."
  • Iago: "Yeesh, you look old, buddy. Ya look like you came from the 1940s."
  • Ricardo: "Not an inaccreate statement, birdbrain! I fought late into WW2 and had to retire after the dishastor in Nam!"
  • Skipper: "(Salutes) It's an honor to meet you, respected veteran. You served your country well."
  • Ricardo: "I don't have time for that flattery bro-haha! I came to see my nephew..... Marco..... After the craziness of this world merging with something familial in my genes... There's, something you needed to know. (Brings out an old photo albam)..... Tell me.... How familier are you with the Spanish Inquisition?"
12 minutes of Monty python's "NOBODY EXPECTS THE SPANISH INQUISITION"

12 minutes of Monty python's "NOBODY EXPECTS THE SPANISH INQUISITION"

Skip to 0:08

  • Sandy: "Wha-.... WOULD YOU THREE GET OUT OF HERE?! (The trio did)."
  • Spongebob: "..... Sorry about that."
  • Marco: ".... Sooo, what about that?"
  • Ricardo: "Well, the offictal story is that the Inquisition were pretty much abunch of hyper-zealous Christians out to convert those of unaligned faiths into their way through torture and other ethically-questionable methods. Well, that's still true in many other Earths, but.... In our Earth, the Inquisition lied about going after religious minorites as a cover to get the church's approval because their real mission would've been deemed too ludicrous to believe...... The Inquisition, were after Mewmans that migrated to Earth, to harvest their power of dimensional travels, in hopes it would allow them to find Heaven."

Flashback

  • The Spaniach Inquisition were seen dragging in chained Mewmans by the dozens.
  • The Leading Inquisitor, a red monk robe-wearing invidual with a cross tattoo cross his face.
  • Inquizitor Assistent: "..... Master Fanático, I'm confused. Why must we disguise our mission to find heaven as if we had an issue with religious minorites? Won't history end up remembering the movement as ill-representations of Christ as a result?"
  • Fanatico: "De'vot, I ensure you. Harnessing the powers of these, "Mewmans", as it t'were, will be well worth it when we can freely access Heaven, and get all the answers from God himself. We can finally have a proper understanding of the true faith! It would be paradise!"
  • De'vot: "Not that, I don't question the legit powers of these strange tattooed people, but, did we have to lie to the church about it?"
  • Fanatico: "The church would think us as madmen if we told them that a select number of people were capable of traveling dimensions, De'vot! We would get flogged for believing in "crackpot" theories that don't match the teachings of the Bible! Besides, it's for a good cause. We can end the confusion of other beliefs, by proving that God as the Bible presented exists while proving the absence of non-Christian beliefs!"
  • De'vot: "If, you say so, my lord."
  • Fanatico: "Good.... Now, where is the bounty hunter Dias and the Mewmans' maiden leader?"
  • De'vot: "Oh you know Alberto Dias the Swashbuckler. He's fashionably late in that rediculious costume of his and his black stallian. He's probably taking his time being a woman charmer like he is."
  • Fanactico: "Well he better not have TOO much fun with her. I hear she's the strongest Mewman of that village. Hence her matriarchal position. I want to harness those powers so I can power my Gateway to the Heavens! I will become the most influenceal face of Christianity, since Christ himself! I will change the course of history!"
  • (Icky): Well so much for the rule against religious stuff.
  • (Iago): "I think it's more like the rule is against showing it in the context of advocating it. Historic stuff is different."
  • (Marco): I'm... Going to take a wild guess that the two got married, had a child and... Well... Okay, you can finish it.
  • (Ricardo): Well they did have a child... Unfortunately they couldn't raise it themselves. The Inquisition found out and executed Dias. The maiden lost the will to live and the child grew up... And Eventually destroyed the Inquisition in 1834. Let's just say they killed her friends the one way they were good at: the same thing that gave Galileo a hard time. Religion vs. Science and all that. False blasphemy and witchcraft charges. She proved all the Black Legends of the SI were true and were early attempts to prove the existence of God that spanned way before Mewmans came into the picture. She entered a 'holy war' against Fanatico and even got Napoleon and his brother Joseph on it. When that didn't work because of Ferdinand VII, she came back for a rematch during the Trienio liberal, then the Ominous Decade, she finally stopped holding back when her friend Cayetano Ripoli was executed. She was done. So on July 15th 1834, she had everything exposed and the Royal Decree by Maria Christina and Francisco Martínez ended it. The last anyone ever heard of Fanatico, he went off to assassinate the daughter. They were at the end of their golden ages of youth. Nobody knows how the fight concluded. They both disappeared. But she left behind a child. A child that went to America with help from US President Andrew Jackson. And so, William Dias I lived the rest of his days in America.

Present

  • Ricardo: And well, the rest, they say, is history.
  • Angie:... Great Uncle Ricardo, why didn't you tell-... Okay, that's a stupid question, I know the answer. But... How long have you known?
  • Ricardo: My father told it to me as my favorite bedtime story... But after some decent clues, I found that it was true. So after this world merged with something that felt familiar... I had to tell my recent descendant. I just never realized... He found a life with Mewmans. Our family was always filled with lovers of danger. It's why I fought in WWII. Even your mother was the rambunctious type when she was Marco's age. I'm... Glad I got to tell you before I die.
  • Angie:... You're dying?
  • Ricardo: Pancreatic cancer.... With a side of consumption.
  • Icky: "Owch."
  • Baloo: "Yikes. Tough break."
  • Spyro: "Our sympathies, sir."
  • Ricardo: Well, I made it here to tell my youngest descendant before my dead line. Which should be- HRRRRGH, BLEHGH!!! (Dies)
  • SpongeBob: OHHHHH, NEPTUNE!!!
  • Iago: Ouch, that was fast. (Everyone was shocked by his insensitivity)..... Making crass humor is how I cope with death, and that I have the voice of Gilbert Gottfried, a guy with a bit of a reputation of not exactly saying well-timed jokes! Just ask his controverses!
  • Lord Shen: "Ahem! (Grabs Iago by the beak).... That being said, we'll, allow you people a chance to morn."
  • Angie: Thank you. (She cried on his body)
  • Glossiary: "..... Perhaps we should uh, get right into the magic realms."
  • Star: "Yeah. I don't want to be even more sad in front of Thaum as it is."
  • Marco: "I'd complain about the awkowrdness of you guys missing the fact my great uncle just died, if I wasn't aware that I barely bonded with him as it is. In fact, I litterally just met him! (To his parents) I'll be back in time for the Funeral, Mom and Dad."
  • Rafael: Buena suerte!
  • The Group entered the Butterfly Castle ruins.
  • Icky: "So, what's first on the agenda of getting into the Magic Realms?"
  • Glossiary: "Well, we see if the best portal to go there is still okay first and foremost."
  • Star: You mean the Sanctuary?
  • Glossiary: Thaum shut that entry, remember?
  • Star: Oh.... Well what about the well Asper and Seth used?
  • Glossiary: "Just getting this out there, Wells and Pools, mana reserves or otherwise, are not meant to be used as portals to the Magic Realm. They're more meant to be like, how you would use a straw. Something goes into the mouth of the world, but is not meant to come back unless Thaum WANTS IT that way."
  • Loosonary: "Also, the magic from that well is likely very weak now thanks to what Seth and Asper were doing with it, so, it's not exactly useable anyway."
  • Icky/Marco: "Figures."
  • Jade Tusk: "It's never that easy."
  • Huifang: "So, now what?"
  • Mewstral: "Well, at this point, the All-Mother has likely long returned all of Thaumorpheus' healed and restored companions. Likely, even some less lucky natives were revived by Thaum."
  • Star: ".... Would, that apply to Millhorses?"
  • Mewstral: "Oh most indeed. He's never one for bias."
  • Loosonary: "Heck, he even likes Rappy the Rapping Raptor. And that guy's never in good taste."
  • Marco: "..... You think it's, possable Firstborn's, back?"
  • Mewstral: "Well, in a way, but, likely not as her original self. She would likely reincarnated when Star restored magic to defeat Toffee as a new Millhorse. Or, heck, maybe even an Angehorse."
  • Shen: "Angehorse?"
  • Mewstral: ".... You're familier with Alcorns of Equestria, correct?"
  • Icky: "Oh, so they're like that?"
  • Mewstral: "Yes, but they usually reside in the center core of the Magic Realms as assended watchers of the realm, only venturing out if they feel like a well or pool needs to be rejuvina- (Realises that, it's exactly the case with the current well)...... Ted."
  • Star: "....... Which meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaans......."

Well's location.

  • The well dried of magic was seen, as a winged unicorn simular to Firstborn, but even thinner and slender, now with wings that can put even Celestia's to shame, was seen approuching from a portal and torwords the Well, then looks at it. It sniffed around, sensing it was weakened from abuse. Then it turned it's head to reveil that it had buckets of fresh mana lidquid ready, grabbed one of them and began pouring them in to rejuvinate the well....
  • The Group were seen hidden.....
  • Mewstral: ".... (Quietly) Now remember Star. That Angehorse is not exactly Firstborn anymore. Likely she won't reckitnese you. Angehorses are disconnected from memories as Millhorses apawn transition. A such, Angehorses are, extremely shy and timid. Even the sound of a pin dropping would spook them."
  • Vonbon: "(Quietly) So in otherwords, the moment it's spooked, it retreats back into the Magic Realms. So no one do ANYTHING dumb, got it?"
  • Star: ".... (Quietly) Okay."
  • Marco: "(Quietly) Anyone got a carrot? Horses love carrots."
  • White Rabbit: "(Quietly) Oh like that would apply to angelic magic flying unicorns."
  • Cynder: "(Quietly) It's better than nothing."
  • White Rabbit sighed and brought out a carrot from his private little case.
  • White Rabbit: (Quietly and sadly) ANOTHER sacrifice from my garden.
  • Star takes it and gently points it out of the doorway.
  • The Angehorse noticed the carrot, quickly finishes off it's job, and then slowly approuched the held carrot to check it out to do a sniff. With the snort, it took the carrot and ate it.
  • Star: "(Quietly) Yay, it work. Mr. Rabbit, we need more-"
  • Horse Snorts were heard next to Star as it was seen that the Angehorse was already next to Star looking straight at her.....
  • Feartrick: "..... (Quietly) Nobody, move, a muscle."
  • Duke was seen about to take a piss on a planted tree, now caught in the awkword position of being about to do his business out of boredom.
  • Gazelle: "(Quietly and annoyed) Seriously, Mr. Weaselton?"
  • The Angehorse began to sniff around at Star for abit, walking around cautiously at her and even taking a light taste of her hair. Then suddenly, it had a 100 yard Stare as it began to remember it's past! It remembered that it was the Firstborn and born when Star escaped the magic purgatory in Toffee, and remembered falling to the Dark Milhorse, and being reincarnated as a Angehorse. It also began to see what Star had done to the Magic Realms, and the hardships the ticked off Outer Gods had done to her, among other trials, and coming to understand why she is here now.....
  • Star: "...... (Quietly) Is the Stare a good thing?"
  • Mewstral: "(Quietly) It's remembering everything about itself, and reading your memories stare. It, depends on how it will react."
  • The Angehorse, then proceeded to just sit down and displayed it's wings in full.....
  • Star: "..... Firstbo-"
  • Dimenopia: "(Quietly) Shush..... It's channeling the forces of the Magic Realm's Core itself."
  • Familier music was heard, as strange magic anominallies began to occure.
Transformation - Brother Bear OST

Transformation - Brother Bear OST

  • Star and friends noticed the strange anomimalies during the early music parts.
  • Tom: ".... Uhhhh, is this, normal?"
  • Mewstral: "..... It's the calling of the core....."
  • Star noticed the Angehorse now surrounded by magic water....
  • Star was made curious as the music began to pick up, with Star gently touching it, of which brought out a beautiful spirital display.
  • Suddenly, all of Mewni was surrounded by a migration of Angehorses, along with giant colorful flying whales and other dream-like creatures.
  • Marco: Whohohoa! Are these... From the Realm of Magic?
  • Glossiary: Does a cat meow?
  • Max Cat: Of course we do, stupid!
  • Puss: It's a shrewd way of saying yes, estupido!
  • On the Ground, Spirits of the Departed began to be seen to the surprise of otherwise.
  • Star and Friends were flabergasted by this display, espeically Star's native friends....
  • Eclipsa gasped to see Alphonso the Worthy appearing before her, softly smiling....
  • Eclipsa: ".... Father?"
  • The Spirit opened his arms as Eclipsa hugged him.
  • Coffee was beyond flabbergasted.... The sight before him, was not just his parents and family, but, what looked like Toffee, but, looking like he's finally at peace. This is safely guessed the Antithaumite and Xzar energy are gone within him.
  • Coffee: "..... Mom...... Dad...... Br, br..... Brother?"
  • Anewas: "And, he's liberated from his cursed body..... Rarely does he look so, freed......"
  • Taffee: "..... At least..... (Sheds a tear).... The real Toffee......"
  • More departed loved ones began to appear, connected to magic...... Even a happily chuckling Ricardo...
  • Star was in awestruck.....
  • The Angehorse picked Star up and flew off into the sky.
  • Moon: "(GASPED)?! STAR, WAIT, WAI- (Suddenly, more Angehorses began to pick up the group and take them into the skies, as the song climaxes as the openning closes up!)....."
  • This was witnessed by Millipede and the crowd he invited.....
  • Millipede: "..... WOO?! WHAT WAS THAT?! HAHAA!! Don't ya just love a spiritual lightshow!? YEEEAHHH?!"
  • Jerminity: "..... Dude, you are WAY too into this."

Core of the Magic Realms.

  • Star and everyone else found themselves in an extremely heaven-like realm, as they found themselves before a row of Angehorses, along with a large cloud-bearded asian dragon that meditated at the center.....
  • Glossiary: ".... Everyone, may we present..... The Core Dragon....."
  • The Core Dragon: "..... (Gentle echoy voice) Star Butterfly, as presumed?"
  • Star: "..... (Gulp).... Yes?"
  • The Core Dragon: "..... Then, the All-Mother was accurate in her promise. You have come to offer amends to our realm's creator, Thaumorpheus..... It was only a matter of time. And between you and me, he REALLY needs it. He been sulking for a long time now, and even I can't get him out of it. It would start slowing down the flow of the gift of magic and the other branches in the Multiverse. And then, the Everything Tree would overflow in it's gifts."
  • Star: "Everything, Tree?"
  • The Core Dragon: "Firstborn?"
  • The Angehorse that brought star here flew off and approuched a large cosmic space curtained, grabbed a robe, and reveiled an awe-spiring sight: A Giant Tree Of Life-Like Force that is seen next to the core, as it is a giant tree that rests in the center of the Magic Realms, as it's branches hold endless streams, one holding magic of which the branch is a rainbow of colors, another holding chi of which the branch is covered in chiense symbols, the 3rd super-powers of which is the branche looks like it was taken from a comic book, and finally, imagination on the 4th branch, which looks metalic and futuristic, all producing a shared unifived stream going throughout the Magic Realm....
  • Shifu: "....... Even Oogway had once thought this to be a myth..... The Everything Tree......"
  • Marco: "..... It's, beautiful....."
  • Tom: "..... Heh, imagine the tree house real estate for this bad boy!"
  • Spongebob: "..... So, is this, where Magic and everything else comes from?"
  • Core Dragon: "More than that..... This tree, was how the Magic Realms was first born."
  • Star: "But, I thought the Magic Realms was made by Thaum."
  • Core Dragon: "Yes, that's still true. But this is what helped him. When this realm was nothing but a void, he planted the Everyseed of his creation into the cosmic soil of this realm. The tree grew quick and drumaticly.... But the flowstreams, needed guidence, otherwise, either realms will have too much of the gifts, or none at all. So, he and the tree work as one. As such..... He became one with the tree.... It shredded his amoral nature and made him a greatly gentle soul that awoke to the dark sadness of being an Outer God. So, he stayed with us ever since. He assentually, began to want more then just do his purpose. He began to love this realm and it's creatures.... The Everything Tree especially..... So, you have to understand Star, that when you destroyed the realm..... You also brought harm to the tree.... The Antithaumite Slime was cutting off it's flowstreams, preventing it from sharing it's gifts, causing it to slowly die of fluxing, where it would've rotted to nothing.... The Antithumites would've won at long last, had it not been your battle with Toffee as an Avatar. Your desidion to bring the Magic Realm back gave the tree enough strentgh to fight back the Antithaumite Slime, and eased Thaumorpheus' burden on healing the realm, and getting the flow working again.... But, he's still distressed..... He didn't get the trial he wanted, and now, you were made to harbor many difficulties....."
  • Star: "...... (Sighs)..... No wonder the Outer Gods got so upset...... No wonder Thaumorpheus was so sad..... I can't believe I was, so stupid like that...... I can't believe, I was this close to hurting the most beautiful thing ever.... Over something Mina did..... The Everything Tree didn't ask Mina to do bad, magic didn't asked her to do bad......  Asper, asked her to do bad. Prejudice, asked her to be do bad..... I realise this now....."
  • Core Dragon: "So, are you ready, Miss Star? Cause Thaum is exactly where he always is, in the Magic Realms closest to Mewni. (Firstborn makes a portal appear)..... Firstborn will guide you herself. I understand she wants to, catch up."
  • Star: ".... Can you, give us a large tub of pudding first?"
  • Everyone but the Core Dragon: "Wait, le what?"

Realm of Magic, Thaumorpheus' Domain

  • Star: (They entered with a giant tub of pudding) Alright. Let's go talk to Thaumo.
  • Tigress: Why do we have a giant tub of pudding again?
  • Star: Because as it turns out, pudding helps keep you from being affected by Realm's trances. Also because, the pudding is also an apology gift for Thaum.
  • Squidward: "(Holds Patrick and B.O.B.) Then all the more reason to keep these resident glutton dunces from inadvertingly dooming us!"
  • The Magic Realm creatures folic for abit until they saw Star, then they began to become fear and scattered away!
  • Icky: "..... I, think it's a safe bet you're not too popular here anymore."
  • Coffee: "She destroyed magic, of course they would be afraid of her!"
  • Star: Might be for the best right now. Anything pretty and glittery can trigger the effects of this dimension. (She swallowed an entire glob of pudding)
  • Mewstral: "Ahem! Maybe, wait for us first, then we can bring Thaum here."
  • Mewstral and her possie went on.
  • The four arrived to Thaumorpheus's location, as Thaumorpheus was seen bitterly meditating as the Magic Realm Unicorns and Hyper-Cute Animals comferted him.....
  • Vonbon: "..... Uh, salutations, oh wonderful creator?"
  • Thaumorpheus: "(Bitterly) What do you 4 want?"
  • Vonbon: "Welp, he clearly wants his space, so with that we- (Feartrick grabbed him and held a firm grip) OW, OW, OW, OW?!"
  • Mewstral: ".... Great one, (Kneels) I know you are still hurting, but, I feel like you should be informed what happened. Star and her friends and family ventured across the Multiverse and ventured into rough terratory, just to find us. We even returned to the divided dimentions to contend with it's civil issues. The All-Mother even got to talk to Star and said she was following to see what she was capable off. She said she's suffering PTXRSD, and actually wants her to succeed because she wants Outer Gods and mortals to coexist harmonically. But she still needs help to quell Xorbin. You have the power to hold him off since you were the judge of the trial."
  • Thaumorpheus: "How can I? She remorselessly destroyed my realm and acted no better than Mina Loveberry. My creatures live in fear of her."
  • Feartrick: "Your eminence..... Xorbin manipulated the Outer Gods to turn on Star to stop her ascension as a 0-Brave Mortal."
  • Thaumorpheus: "(Surprised)..... (Turns to the four)..... So the All-Mother's suspitions were right. A 0-Brave.... I never thought it possible, no wonder she asked to be quietly involved...... But why did Xorbin-"
  • Vonbon/Mewstral/Feartrick: "It's Xorbin, sir."
  • Duster grunted agreeingly.
  • Thaumorpheus: "...... Ugh. Figures all this trouble was to protect the Xzars' Avatar pioneering schemes. Well even so, I, I am still haunted by her destruction of the Magic Realms, she, she utterly broke me like no mortal or even the worse of deviants could even DREAM of!"
  • Mewstral: "Sir, I know this was repeatedly stated to the point of annoyence, but.... It was only because she was desperate... And had a monster inside her, but desperate. She meant no malevolence in destroying magic, it was to stop Mina Loveberry."
  • Vonbon: "And that rant she made was just Xorbin triggering her. It was a classic Destructor-Class trick, ya know Destructors are all about bringing the worse in people just for saying the right or wrong words."
  • Thaumorpheus: "But I didn't exactly give a good reaction. I turned on her because of it! Now, she likely hates our kind!"
  • Feartrick: "Well, though there's no garrentie Xorbin will ever have the honor of being pardoned, you'll find that a Chancespawn of all things, one by the name of Jackpot, the reputatior of being the nicest of all Chancespawn, along with some passifived devient friends, has cured her of such, needless hatred."
  • Thaumorpheus was more surprised.....
  • Thaumorpheus: "..... A passifived deviant, did that?"
  • Vonbon: "Yeah, but then his casino got wrecked by Xorbin in trying to make sure Star couldn't escape."
  • Thaumorpheus: "Ugh, Xorbin and his reckless habits! Is it any wonder why your former assistents did what they did, Mewstral?"
  • Mewstral: "Yeah, but it's not hard to understand why..... Thaum, Xorbin may not enjoy the prospect, but, the Outer Gods need a 0-Brave to exist. Or else these vicious cycles and counter-productive double standerds will do more harm than darker Devients, even Gliticer, could ever dream off! You need to give her another chance. She even offers to surrender the nameless spell for you to destroy so this is NEVER a problem again. Just please-"
  • Thaumorpheus: "At ease, Mewstral...... I will talk to Star. But, I need to introduce her, to some unseen friends of her wand, to TRUELY understand what she would've done, something that should've been done, ages ago."
  • Mewstral: "(Bows respectfully) Thank you, great creator, thank you for listening."
  • Feartrick: "Just keep in mind that she might act, awkword around you. She feels espeically bad now."
  • Thaumorpheus: "I'm not exactly, the arbitor of grace myself at the moment, I, won't mind...."

Magic Realms Meadow

  • Kowalski: (Tasted the dirt)... Guys? This might sound crazy... But the ground is full of sugars.
  • Glossiary: Oh, yes. Sugar is a hyperactivity-springer. This is why pudding protects you from the physical laws. But other desserts have different effects here.
  • Loosonary: Gelatin can quantumize your body and allow you a limited time of unlimited access to magic with no limitations and no rules.
  • Siamimaana: Ice cream can alter your body to accommodate the random physical laws for a limited time.
  • Si: My oh my.
  • Glossiary: And combining these is like brewing potions to make new effects.
  • Star: (She and Marco stuck their heads into the seas of the liquid magic and saw that seaweed was in bright neon coloration, corals could shapeshift, anemones and jellyfish sting with spells, massive schools of fish were colorful, and giant bubbles of glowing magic burst into more smaller bubbles. The two smiled with bubbles escaping their noses before surfacing) Yikeski.
  • Marco: It's so divine down there.
  • Brandy: Yeahyeah, prettiness everywhere. Can we not waste t- (Sentient crystal orbs looked at her scaring her off)
  • Spyro: Well we recognize the mythril ores. But it's amazing. We have never seen this much a richness of aga in our dimension.
  • Whiskers: Aga?
  • Lord Shen: As in Thundaga and Firaga. Crystallized magic spells.
  • Squidward: We're REALLY going al the way with that Square Enix' setting, aren't we?
  • Mewtral and trope arrived with a timid Thaumorpheus.
  • Star got anxious as well. It was the first time confronting Thaumorpheus again since the trial, and she was not forgetting his negitive reaction from her over-reaction anytime soon.
  • Spyro: "..... Let's give them some space."
  • The Groups gave Star and Thaumorpheus a wider girth of space.
  • Star: "..... Soooo..... Thaum..... How were, things?"
  • Thaumorpheus: "..... Well, I..... I had, initionally wanted to give you a proper re-trial cause I felt like Xorbin caused too much drama, but, that awful Archduke sent you away before I can do that, and-"
  • Star: "Don't worry, if it helps, he inadvertingly sent me on a way to get a better apprisiation for Outer Gods."
  • Thaumorpheus: "Yes, I'm aware of your meeting with Jackpot and his conglomerates. I'm glad you are relieved of this hatred, and, of having Bestarian Genes."
  • Star: "Weeeeeelllll, I still can't say I'm all that crazy for Xorbin. No amount of better understanding for Outer Gods is gonna make me like THAT guy."
  • Thaumorpheus: "(Sarcasticly) Can't imagine why."
  • Star and Thaumorpheus chuckled softly, as this was witnessed by the Magic Realm residence looking on concerningly, espeically Thaumorpheus' faverite unicorns and various other kooky creatures.
  • Star: "But, being real though..... I'm sorry about being mad at magic and, basicly forgetting you were a thing. It was the Bestarian Genes. They REALLY made me confused. But Taffee cured me now and, I LONG realized that the Magic Realms were like, super impourent to the Multiverse, heck, I was even shown the Everything Tree to really hammer in the point-"
  • Thaumorpheus: "Well shoot, now I wish I wasn't so distressed earlier, I always wanted to show you that tree myself... Well, I wish I had shown you it earlier, because, I feel like that would prevent those events."
  • Star: "Actselly, it was good I wasn't shown that tree so early while I was still with Bestarian Genes, cuz likely I would've been even stupider than before."
  • Thaumorpheus: "Well, the Core Dragon would've protected the tree and snap you out of that madness, actselly, but, good point otherwise. Star, I, want to apologiese for not reigning Xorbin in better than what occured. I had advocated for a more gentle prosecutor, but Xalvador was insistent it had to be Xorbin since, well Mewmans JUST had to be guilty of trying to have a Dimension-Transcending Empire, so of course the Xzars were more passionate about this trial. By all means, they would still take magic being harmed seriously, but they felt like it because it was done by member of a race they tried to prevent from having an empire, it felt like a more personal matter."
  • Star: "Well, I'm glad Xorbin wasn't really your first choice, cuz it was REALLY awkword for me to think about that a nice Outer like you would assusiate with that kind of guy."
  • Thaumorpheus: "I'm glad to clear up any misconception about my standing with Xorbin. Now, onto serious matters, Star. I want to have you understand how special Mewman Magic was, because, I feel like you never had a chance to really know.... Though by the by, did you, kept the Royal Wand by all means?"
  • Star: "Well awhile back, Mom almost got rid of it and gave it to Wyscan, but it turned out that Wyscan was holding onto it for Pie King and other baddies that tried to bring magic back, BUT FOR THEMSELVES, mind you, just so you don't get the wrong idea, okay?"
  • Thaumorpheus: "Don't worry, the Mana Star told me about that."
  • Star: "Well, anyway, we decided to hold onto the wand as a family momento, so, (Pulls out the wand) Yeah, we still have it."
  • Thaumorpheus: "Good. Because I need you and all companions of the Dimensional Penensula to enter into the wand with me. Only those connected to the inter-connected dimensions can enter it."
  • Icky's voice: "SO THE REST OF US ARE LUCKED OUT THEN?!"
  • Cynder's voice: "It's Star's business anyway, Icky!"
  • Star: "Well sure, but, how are we gonna-"
  • Thaumorpheus: "Oh, actselly, I always wanted to show you this trick. (Takes the Wand with a Doc-ock bot claw and weilded it)..... Size-Winder!"
  • Suddenly, the one producing a magical Side-Winder that began to spin around Star, her friends and family, plus Thaumorpheus, as they shrunk down to smaller size, the right size to be able to enter the wand as Firstborn the Angehorse held the wand for Thaumorpheus, as the Size-Winder slittered right back into the wand via a door compartment.
  • Ludo: "..... OH NO?! NOW I'M AN EVEN SMALLER PIPSQUEAK?!"
  • Tom: "HOW AM I SUPPOSE TO BE TAKEN SERIOUSLY AS THE PRINCE OF THE UNDERWORLD LIKE THIS?!"
  • Globgor: "Well it's not so bad for me since using a shrinking spell on a Sizeshifter would be like watching porn when you own a bordello. It's pretty redundant. I feel like I only became about Meteor's current size as a baby."
  • Star: ".... Cool trick Thaum, but, why did you shrink us?"
  • Thaumorpheus: "Simply put.... Have you ever wanted to talk with your spells?"
  • Star: ".... But, aren't they just constructs of consintraighted Mana?"
  • Thaumorpheus: "For spells of other realms, yes, but, Mewman magic is a special exception. They're like the friends you never realized you had from the start. Come, I'll explain inside."
  • Thaumorpheus takes the shrunken Star and friends into the wand as the entered the same door as the Size-Winder did.
  • Eclipsa: You could have just shrank us while transporting us in the wand.
  • Thaumorpheus:... Ugh, darn my bad hindsight, I really DID need to be cheered up.
  • Star: "Don't worry, it was still a cool trick. (As the group entered the wand completely)."
  • The Lougers and other allies were left out.
  • Scroundrel: "..... Sooooo..... Lougers..... How's, being heroes treating you?"
  • Icky: "Ya know, business as usual. How's being bounty hunters from Mugshotra treating you guys?"
  • Steam Crab: "It gets samey after awhile, but, the pay is good."
  • Geneva: "..... Sae, I have completely misjudged Star. I cannot wait to report this to the Magilo Elders. You might still have a chance for Magelio ascension yet."
  • Saetha: "Ehhh, it's still the matter of if I want to get into Magelio. Like I said, it's more like your thing, and I have my own thing. Besides, what's that between half-sisters?"
  • Geneva: ".... Heh, I can see why you cling so well to Star. You're both free spirits."
  • Lord Shen: "Well everyone, I would like to say that with Asper and Seth gone, everything is smooth sailing from here on out."
  • Boss Wolf: "There's still Xorbin, sir."
  • Lord Shen: "But at this point, we just about won and got Star to start making amends with Thaumorpheus, what more can he really do at this point?
  • The Group were not aware of the hidden Xoldiers and Xirds in waiting, as the X-Fate was hiddenly watching as well.....

A Familiar Circular Room

  • Star: (She and her Mewnian group entered as Thaumorpheus hovered next to them)...... The inside of my wand looks different than I remember. I thought the inside of my wand was an extension of my memories.
  • Glossiary: That was the memory realm of your wand. This is the true appearance of your internal wand.
  • Ludo: "Surprisingly snazy for a wand. I kinda figure it would be more uh.... Magicy."
  • Glossiary: This is where your spells live when you're not using them.
  • Marco:... I asked myself that question once. I could've sworn I've heard them talking to each other once or twice like they were sentient and self-aware people.
  • Star: Me too. Do the spells really live here? Narwhal Blast? Warnicorn Stampede? Rainbow Fist Punch? Spider With A Tophat? What do they do in their spare time?
  • Glossiary: Eh, they mostly just hang out. Not much really to do inside of this place. Oh, and it's not just your spells. There's also the spells of the other queens. Every, single, spell lives here.
  • Eclipsa:... Even Midnight Shriek?
  • Glossiary: Yep.
  • Eclipsa: Ouroboros?
  • Glossiary: Yep.
  • Eclipsa: All-Seeing Eye?
  • Glossiary: Yep.
  • Eclipsa: Low Self-Esteem Nightmare Dream, Black Velvet Inferno, My Nameless Spell and Mother's Total Annihilation Spell?
  • Glossiary: Yep, yep, yep, and a definite yes.
  • Marco: What about the spells I made when fighting in the Realm of Magic?
  • Glossiary: Admittedly, nobody outside the queens have wielded the wand on the same level as the queens, so when you used the wand, a new 'apartment' was built for it. But it was alive for only a few minutes before magic was destroyed.
  • Ludo: PHAHAHAHAHA!!!
  • Buff Frog: Ludo!
  • Ludo: Hey, Iago isn't the only one who laughs to avoid sad things! I'm not good with sensitive topics neither!
  • Star:... Well... I guess it's time to, meet my spells?
  • Thaumorpheus: "I must warn that it's not garrentied to be a warm welcome."
  • Star: No kidding. They must be pretty angry at me for basically murdering them.
  • ???: YOU'RE DAMN RIGHT WE ARE!!! (All the spells from the queens were seen as Ouroboros fired at her, causing her to strip barefoot)
  • Star: NONONONONO, NOT THE BARE FEET- (She bit her own feet as she muffle-screamed and her feet bled)
  • Marco: Eeeh!
  • Cloudy: (Does his trademark scream)
  • Bulla Spiro: (A Dirty Bubble-like pink bubble with a cute face) Whoa, little quick to the trigger there, ace.
  • Glitter Whale: Aw, I wanted to sit on her!
  • Mystic Suck Portal: (A floating black hole mouth) I wanted to strand her across the multiverse!!!
  • Jellybean Hallucinaion Mist: (A cloud of jellybeans similar to Fart in Rick and Morty) I WANTED TO DRUG HER WITH MY MIST!!!
  • Radiant Shadow: (A pink androgynous figureless humanoid being) Or just make her unspeakably ugly.
  • Sparkle Lightning: (Appears as an energetic beam-like electric eel with a voice like the 10,000-Volt Ghost in Scooby-Doo 2) RAAAAAAOOOOOO, DAMMIT!!! I WANTED TO ZAP HER!!!!
  • Thermonuclear Butterfly: (A giant butterfly with flaming energetic rainbow wings) I wanted to blow her up!!!
  • Supersonic Leech Bombs: WE WANTED TO DO THAT!!!
  • Spider With A Tophat: No, guys, we've been over this! We can't kill her!
  • Hypnoslumber: Why not? She killed us!!
  • Moon: Eclipsa, must I ask why you created a spell as weird as Ouroboros?
  • Eclipsa: I made it not too long after mom was killed. It was meant to be a joke.
  • Marco: And a favorite for foot fetishists, apparently. (Shivers)
  • Star: (With her bleeding feet stuck in her mouth) GUHHSS, CUULD YUU HEEHHP MEEH?!?
  • Richard the Narwhal: Help her, and we'll personally introduce you to the ground. And trust me. Your relationship will be intimate.
  • Warnicorn: Rhina the Riddled's room told us the prophecy of all queens destroying magic! WE WERE DESTINED TO BE DESTROYED!!!!
  • Void Cat: IT WAS INSULTING WE EXISTED JUST TO BE DESTROYED!!!!
  • Makeup Blast: IT'S A CRUEL JOKE!!! A CRUEL JOKE!!!
  • Emerald Snake: EVEN GLOSSARYCK KNEW THIS WAS COMING!!! Also, by the by, WE ALWAYS KNEW THERE WAS SOMETHING WEIRD ABOUT YOU FROM THE START?!..... Weren't exactly expecting you to be an Infinitary, though.
  • Eclipsa: Prophecy? What prophecy?
  • Beanbag Monster:... Are you seriously telling me you never saw the signs?
  • Foaming Twinkle Bubble Ripple: (A clam with a mouth filled with bubbling water gurgling) IDIOTS!!!! DON'T YOU KNOW ANYTHING?!
  • Glittery Mad Sparkle Piano: It's all in the Tapestry Room!!
  • Spider With A Tophat: The four shapes on the door and all over the room.
  • Star:... Uhh thuuhht thut wus jus uh pleeyng cuurd thuung.
  • Eclipsa:... OF COURSE!!! HOW COULD WE HAVE BEEN SO BLIND?!?
  • Marco: What?
  • Eclipsa: Who were the four that destroyed magic?
  • Marco: Star, Moon, you, and Meteora?
  • Eclipsa: And what cheek marks do we have?
  • Moon: Um... Hearts... Diamonds... Clovers... And Spades...... OH MY WORD, IT REALLY WAS A PROPHECY!!!!
  • Glossiary: Rhina was the only queen I was openly honest with. She left very vague hints to the prophecy of New Mewni through riddles.
  • Pony Head: Okay, mindf***, this is so confusing.
  • Richard: "What I wanted to know is, why are we alive all the sudden? Aren't prophecies usually absolut- (Sees Thaumorpheus)..... Oh, right, the magic realms was created by Thaumorpheus..... Hey good on ya for saving our butts, or, whatever quilifives as a butt for some. I would like to know still what was even the whole point of breaking the Magic Realms, though."
  • Glossiary: "Well..."

French Narrator: One explanation later...

  • Glossiary: "... And that's the story."
  • Emerold Snake: "So, all that trouble, this whole prophecy thing, was because of the intermediate dimentions and one of the earths of the center united universes, wanted to unite with each other?"
  • Spider with a Tophat: "..... That's, both beuatiful, crazy, and the most overly complicated way to make a union happen I ever heard."
  • Richard: ".... Well, good to know we at least died for something that sounds beautiful."
  • Star: (After Ouroboros frees her feet from her mouth and healed them with a Curaga crystal) GAH! Blehblehbleh, and OW!! Thank you!! (She put her socks and boots back on) If it helps guys, the Magic Realms coming back won't effect New Mewni. The Magic Realms had nothing to do with why they were seperated to begin with. It only got seperated back to the smaller dimentions because of.... Outer God legal issues.
  • Leech Bombs: "DUH!"
  • Richard: "Well of course the Outer Gods got mad at you for that! The Magic Realms are-"
  • Glossiary: "They already understand that enough, Richard, at this point it'd be redundent."
  • Richard: "Oh....."
  • Star: "And now, I'm on the run because a jerk-face Xzar malmitulated me to act like a total Solaria-"
  • Eclipsa: "Can we PLEASE not use my mother's name in such a vain?"
  • Star: "Well, that is to say, he provoked me into making a mean rant against the outer gods and made me look crazy! Say what you will about the Magic Realms' original destruction, Xorbin did it in such an uncool way! He even victimised Jackpot's casino in a dimention not even related to Mewni!"
  • Richard: "Well, by all means, that's awful, but, even with the understanding that it was for a greater good..... Dying still sucked."
  • Star: "It sucks for everybody. If it helps more, again, since the Magic Realms wasn't behind why those dimensions weren't separated, it's return won't effect New Mewni as it is, therefore, the Magic Realms doesn't need to be destroyed again. And it's a relief for me too, cause I do NOT wanna go through Outer God legal brohahas again! No offence, Thaum."
  • Thaumorpheus: "This much, I can't blame you on."
  • Richard: "Well, it's just, the near-death of us is a hard thing to overlook-"
  • Star: "(Brought out cookies) I made apology cookies!"
  • Spider with a Tophat: "COOKIES?! GIMME GIMME GIMME- (A Warnicorn stopped him) DOOF?!"
  • Richard: "Well, not that cookies isn't a good start, but, it requires something a bit stronger than remorse-riddled cookies...... We want to see New Mewni for ourselves."
  • Star: "Well you guys tend to be around for only a little bit before-"
  • Richard: "It doesn't have to be for longer than a few moments, the fact we seen it at all would be enough. If we see New Mewni for ourselves, then we'll make peace with it."
  • Star: "Well, New Mewni is kinda devided at the moment, so I wish I could figure out how to-"
  • Marco: "I GOT IT! Why don't you guys just enter Star's memories and see a memory of new Mewni for yourselves?"
  • Spider with a Tophat: "...... Any spell a Memory-Based Spell?"
  • Star: Not from any spell I've made.
  • ???: Perhaps we can assist. (Astral ghosts of all the other queens of Mewni were seen)
  • Solaria: Memory spells are almost nonexistent in the Book of Spells. My daughter was the only one to create a memory-controlling spell. The Mind Eraser.
  • Moon: Ugh! That spell! Mind Eraser, pew-pew- (Ended up using it on Solaria)... Oops. (Eclipsa chuckled)
  • Solaria:... Memory spells are almost nonexistent in the Book of Spells. My daughter was the only one to create a memory-controlling spell. The Mind Eraser. But that one was used to wipe memories. And we all know that her spells made her look evil.
  • Skywynne: Indeed.
  • Star: Yeah, I looked. Thanks for letting me look, BTW.
  • Dimenopia: Don't push it!
  • Star: Much of her spells are only evil when used for the wrong reasons. All-Seeing Eye spies on things and if used selfishly, it IS evil. Nobody likes a nosey jerk. There's also Self-Esteem's cousins the Personality Wiper and Kneeling Mind. Both respectively change one's personality and control minds. Obviously very evil if used wrongfully. There's also the one that was actually one she finished for her mother after she died. The Endless Agony Spell. It tortures people in a manner similar to their sins. Very evil if used as revenge.
  • Estrella: Well, some of us weren't proud of any of our own spells.
  • B.O.A.R: (A scary-faced partially-feathered boar) Yeah, who cares, muthaf*****?
  • R.A.P.T.O.R: (A bird-raptor-lizard with large ears, nostrils, eyes, and forked tongue) Some of us were born for good things. Others were born for bad things.
  • B.E.A.R: (An overly-muscular bear with honeysuckles) We three do create the Solarian Warriors together after all.
  • Rhina: And it is indeed true that Glossiary shared his goal with me. It was because of my love for riddles and because my secrets were never revealed. And... My daughter Celena also knew, but only barely.
  • Celena: (In Fluttershy fashion, she whimpered at that, remaining silent)
  • Star: Aww. No need to be shy, Great Great Grandma Shy.
  • Comet: Yeah, grandmomma, please, there's no shame here.... I guess?
  • Jushtin: When each of us died and went to the Realm of Magic, we had to repent ourselves. There was plenty of time to think.
  • Solaria: My trial was, shall we say, pretty gruesome. I was killed, maimed, injured, and drowned too many times to count by monsters in an astral world where I was excessively wanted.
  • Comet: "Fair's fair, Solaria, you gave them REASON to do so!"
  • Solaria: "I GET IT, I GET IT, LISTENING TO ASPER WAS A DUMB MOVE ALL THINGS CONSIDERED, CAN WE JUST DROP IT ALREADY?!"
  • Rhina: Only because it's irrelevant to what we're talking about. But yes. There exists one memory spell. My own Mnemonic Trip Spell. It should be in my room. Fair warning, they're, abit bitter about their-near death exspearience as well, so, expect some tepidation on their part.
  • Star: "Obviously."
  • Sparkle Lightning: YEAH, OBVIOUSLY!!!
  • Spider with a Tophat: Sparky, please-
  • Sparkle Lightning: WE HEARD WHAT YOU SAID IN THE TAVERN!!!!
  • Goth Narwhal: We couldn't believe what we were hearing from you!
  • Spider with a Tophat: Richford, stay out of- (All-Seeing Eye shows a view)
  • (Star): I hate magic!
  • (Marco): Wh-what?
  • (Star): You were right, Marco! Magic's just... EAGH, I don't even know what it is!! I HATE MAGIC!!! I mean, my "Wise royal family" keeps solving situations with the stuff, but, oops, we just cause MORE problems!!
  • (Slug Glob Monster): This universe would be better without it!
  • (Star): That's RIGHT!! Magic's the worst and the people who use it are idiots! (The entire tavern cheers in agreement) No more magic, no more Butterflies. All we need is me and you.
  • (Marco): But magic's what brought us together. (The All-Seeing Eye stopped)
  • Spider with a Tophat: Ugh, ASE, I thought we talked about this. No nosiness!
  • Richford: Those words tore us apart! Do you have ANY idea how it felt when you blamed US for what happened to your home? (Star had a sad face of guilt) And we were more horrified when you resorted to flat-out destroying it, and willing to ignore better options like the stubborn child you are!
  • Star: I'm sorry, okay?!
  • Richford: Too late for sorry, MURDERER!!! I say we resume our revenge.
  • Richard: Ignore Richford, he's just being a jerk.
  • Spider with a Tophat: THANK YOU!!!!
  • Richford: "OH WHEN AM I IN THE MINORITY HERE?!"
  • Spider with a Tophat: "Hey, at least after all the crud she went through trying to find those defect Outer Gods, she changed from that."
  • Star: "Spider, ya don't have to defend me, I'll handle this myself..... (To all the spells) About what I said back then..... All that, was because I had monster genes affecting me, and before I found out that the Magic Realms were impourent. (The Spells began pondering that, even the still moody Richford) As far as I knew before this point, I thought the Magic Realm was just, well, just a realm with an extra dose of magic. I thought the Magic of Mewni was different from the other products of magic seen from across the multiverse with their own shorces. I never realised they shared the same realm. If it helps, if I was a more level-headed girl, I should've only gone as far as to ask Thaum to cut off Mewni from magic until Mina isn't a threat anymore."
  • Goth Narwhal: "(Does consider that, but still kept firm) Well, why didn't you?"
  • Pony Head: "Because Thaum wasn't canon to the actual show."
  • Silence......
  • Spider with a Tophat: "...... Any, NON-meta reasons?"
  • Star: "Also Pony Head, I got this. (Back to the Spells) I'm sure you guys are all well aware on how..... I'm not exactly famous for always making good calls."
  • Emerold Snake: "..... Well, yeah, ya kinda do. (All-Seeing Eye shows all the times Star made questionable moves after questionable moves)."
  • Richard: ".... Guess in hindsight we probuly should've seen the writing on the wall with the Mina thing happening."
  • Star: "But it still doesn't make what I did right. Like Thaum said, it wasn't like Mina was SERIOUSLY asking me to destroy magic. It was my own stupid decidtion. And if it helps, an entire cluster of Outer Gods are just as mad at me for doing it just as you guys are."
  • Richford: "Well, with them, they're only mad because you tried to ruin their precious "Grand Design". They're only giving Mewmaniy s*** because their jobs need them too to protect the balence of the Multiverse. With us..... It's a more personal thing. As spells, the magic realm was like, our birth place, and our lifeforce. And because Mina desided to be a little stupid with it, which by all means I'm not ignorent of the context, you basically desided to punish what was the slave, not the slaver. I mean, look, I'm far from advocating letting Mina use magic to commit genocide, believe me, she's sucky for all of this as well, but.... I see what happened between you two, as a case of evil vs. evil, and neither was the lesser evil."
  • Star: ".... If it helps..... I'm no longer proud of what I did.... At all."
  • Richford: "..... Well, uh, good on you practicing some buyer's remorse at least, but it's gonna take alot more then that to-"
  • Richard: "Dude, just, please. Hear her out, huh?"
  • Star: "Believe me, if I could go back in time and stop myself from ever desiding that, I'd do it no questions ask."
  • Thaumorpheus: "Though then the Time Councilers would have an issue with you."
  • Star: "Metathoricly speaking, I mean. If I had realized that the spells are more alive then I thought, I would've never opted to do what I did. I could've instead talked to the spells that made Mina as she is and have it reversed. Everything I did otherwise, was out of desperation."
  • Richford began to think long and hard about it.....
  • Richford: "..... Tell ya what..... If we go to the Mnemonic Spell, and New Mewni was a place worth dying for, then-..... Well, 100 forgiveness is a streach, so..... I'll go as far as saying, I'll make peace with it and you, at the least. But then afterwords, I want you to promise that you do not deside something so stupid like Destroying Magic again, okay? You'll have to find another way to make New Mewni a thing again."
  • Star: "Actselly, the Magic Realms had nothing to do with keeping Mewni and the nearer realms seperate. (The spells were surprised by that). They were always seperated even before the Magic Realms began to distribute magic into it. The fact New Mewni formed from what happened, was kinda because of Glossaryck, or should I say, Glossiary."
  • Glossairy: "It's true. I had been trying to prove a point about how Outer Gods should really handle the threat of Inrealmers becoming too powerful without that absolution stuff. I was only trying to give the realms their desired merging, because, they're more aware then normal dimentions and, they liked eachother....."
  • Spider with a Tophat: ".... (Scoffs goofly), Is that it? Why didn't you just asked the Worlders-"
  • Richford: "UPUPUPUPUP! Mnemonic Spell first, then that."
  • Rhina: "As you wish."
  • Ouroboros:... Eclipsa?... We... Need to discuss something.
  • Eclipsa: Uh... Sure? What?
  • Low Self-Esteem: We need to discuss controlling... Rampaging spells.
  • Eclipsa: Rampaging spells?
  • Ouroboros: Well in this dimension, magic has personification. Black magic in this dimension is a force of destruction. Your nameless spell is, shall we say, mindlessly destructive. It killed Hypnoslumber once.
  • Eclipsa:... Oh dear.
  • Ouroboros: "But don't worry, thankfully it's not periment, but, Hypno is still, regenerating from that.
  • Void Cat: Oh, you also need to consider the new dark spell Star made. The one she used on Toffee. It's twice as dangerous as Solaria's Total Annihilation Spell. It needs to be curbed with the other rogue spells.
  • Star: Ohh boy. More community service, huh? Not that it's a bad thing, but... Sounds pretty nasty.
  • Solaria: We had to do it when each of us died. When we die, this is our purgatory. Mewmanity had always had a symbiosis with magic. Some of us needed to do labors. One of them included keeping peace for our own spells.
  • Celena: Mmm-hmm.
  • Jushtin: But since you never died, you get to do it alive. Consider yourself lucky.
  • Eclipsa: Well I already consider mother's Total Annihilation Spell too dangerous... But these spells going feral?
  • Thaumorpheus: Like they said, magic is somewhat personified here. But it's more feral than any Bestiaran you encountered.
  • Marco:... How the hell didn't they do any trouble long ago?
  • Thaumorpheus: My Dispellers are in charge of keeping spells good or bad from stepping out of line. I also have Mavores for in case things get too serious.
  • Ludo: "Dispellers?"
  • Marco: "Ma, vores?"
  • Thaumorpheus: Think of them as this dimension's security. They prevent the most dangerous spells from escaping this dimension. Dispellers are like a thaumadyte battlemage knight taskforce while the Mavores are like aggressive giant thaumadyte guard dogs. They're all-powerful, so there's no way spells can escape their watch. But recently black magic has been infecting their headquarters. Star's Outer Destruction Spell, is not being merciful. It's the smartest and since it was created to destroy Outer Gods or Outer God disciples, they're losing pretty badly.
  • Midnight Shriek: That's why we need the queen who knows the most of black magic and uses it for good to stop it.
  • Eclipsa:... Then I suppose you found the right person. (She looks at her hands which were cured from black magic taint during 'Cleaved')... I never thought I'd have to get my hands blackened again.
  • Glossiary: Yes. You were always the one with a black thumb. No racism intended. So, makes sense you have to control some black magic here.
  • Star: So, while we get the memory spell ready, you go deal with my rampaging spell?
  • Globgor: I'm a little hesitant about this.
  • Eclipsa: I'll do just fine. I... Just need the wand. I still haven't learned magic without a wand.
  • Ouroboros: Well perfect time to learn. The others will need it more.
  • Eclipsa:... This might be fine.

Later...

  • Eclipsa: (She was in a black magic tainted environment of powerful monsters and tainted wildlife along with corrupted Dispellers and Mavores and was running as she sang this)
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Monster - Star vs the Forces of Evil fan animatic

  • (Deadpool): "Oh heeeey, ya guys DID found a place for that song! Guess it means it can't be used in Manaing Disgrace after all."
  • MSM: I was getting to it before SF considered that. Now back to the show.
  • A Manifestation of the spell that destroyed Toffee, represented as a creature resemblent of 2019 Mothra, but a butterfly and covered in glowing amalgamations of other spells as it was rampaging madly!
  • ODS: "(Darker verson of Star's voice) Must, make all realms, be without Outer Gods?! They're a menace?!"
  • Eclipsa: Oh dear!
  • (Thaumorpheus): (In her head) The Outer Destruction Spell was created from Star's fear of Outer Gods and we all know where fear goes. It results in suffering. This spell in essence inherited Star's monster personality and her PTXRSD. Due to the trauma she suffered when she restored magic, the brain patterns were relatively the same and this spell is now like Star if she turned evil from this experience.
  • Eclipsa:... Then this looks like a job for my Personality Wiper. If I can mix it with Star's current enlightened regret... We may just reform it.
  • (Thaumorpheus): Isn't that a little unethical?
  • Eclipsa: Yes. But it's not like I have a choice. Though I still need to learn to Dip Down to use it. And here, every moment counts. If this thing is an evil representation of Star's hate and PTXRSD, it has to be rehabilitated as soon as possible.
  • (Thaumorpheus): "Understandable. Just be careful."
  • Eclipsa: (Takes a deep breath and confronted ODS in her butterfly form)...
  • ODS:... Well if it isn't the Queen of Darkness herself.
  • Eclipsa: Ods, this has to stop.
  • ODS: I'm NEVER going to stop. Outer Gods do whatever they want to people without the consequences. My creator made me to ensure they never do so again by ending their reign.
  • Eclipsa: I think she actually made you to eliminate ROGUE ones or rogue disciples. Not Outer Gods in general.
  • ODS: You think that's enough? Outer Gods are amoral and don't think about the consequences of their actions. They're reckless and careless at their jobs. So once the Dispellers and Mavores are gone, I'll have an army of black magic corruption to halt the worst injustice in multiversal history: amoral MONSTERS!!
  • Eclipsa: Would Star even want this? She doesn't hate Outer Gods anymore.
  • ODS: You think you can persuade me just because you know black magic? You're just as blind as your mother. Plus, you think you can take me on? You can't even use magic without a wand.
  • Eclipsa: I learned my butterfly form, didn't I? Perhaps I'm getting close. So you better recognize who you're messing with before you unintentionally help me learn to Dip Down.
  • ODS: "I dare ya, cause I'm prehaps the one spell that allows any weilder to even have a slimmer of a fighting chance with outers! If I get perimently wrecked, or if I end up taking forever to recover, then even an Outer God race that is considered incredably weak to their standerds would get to do just about what they want!"
  • Eclipsa: "Consider the fact that Thaumorpheus is an outer god and respondsable for magic! (ODS was flabbergasted by that).... By all accounts, Outers wanted magic to exist to begin with."
  • ODS: ".... Erm, well, maybe ONE measly exception wouldn't hurt, BUT ALL OTHER OUTERS ARE FAIR GAME?!"
  • Eclipsa: "(Sighs), Figures you want to do things the hard way, then."
  • ODS: Everyone does these days. (Her wings ignite with black magic fire and she fired magic blasts from her antennae that delivered a destructive blast which knocked Eclipsa into a crystal) PREPARE TO MEET YOUR MAKER!! (She fired another antennae blast as Eclipsa vanished)... And that's that. (She flew away as Eclipsa was actually submerged beneath the liquid black magic and surfaced gasping for air)
  • Eclipsa: Well that could've gone better. This is going to be harder then I was already prepared for.
  • (Thaumorpheus): Well just hide somewhere to recover. I must help the others.
  • Eclipsa: "May as well, I'm barely in shape to keep standing."

Meanwhile...

  • Rhina: Welcome to my spells' apartment.
  • Ludo: "Finally, I felt like we've been walking in here for hours."
  • Rhina: "If it helps, the hallways used to be a lot shorter, but with every new queen and/or user, well, the hallway expands for new apartments."
  • Ludo: Figures.
  • Moon: So this is where we'll find your Mnemonic Trip Spell? (Ludo scoffed) NOT THAT KIND OF TRIP!!
  • Rhina: Yes. She looks like a glowing ghostly brain. Just be careful around my other spells. Confusor is a little dumb, Puzzler is a really overchallenging pusher, Trapper is good at imprisoning people in very confusing traps, mostly for laughs, Perplexity is a hypnosis expert who often noses into others' business, Serendipity is a curse of luck, and Emotionfly heavily enhances emotions turning you into either a crying mess, an angry brute, a happy jumper, a laughing loon, why, even a lustful pervert.
  • Star: Eewie!
  • Rhina: I know.
  • Richard: "But they're actselly cool guys when you get to know them."
  • Moon: I don't think I'll believe that at first.
  • Rhina: It's actually what they were made for. Confusor is meant to confuse the target, Puzzler causes the target to enter a coma of puzzling subconscious trials. Trapper imprisons people in their own subconscious, Perplexity is a hypnosis spell, Serendipity casts the target or the caster in an aura of luck that basically makes them untouchable, and Emotionfly is meant to control emotions as a form of rehabilitation. And that's only scratching the surface of how many spells I have.
  • Coffee: "So I take it crowding's never an issue then?"
  • Rhina: Not here. It expands for every new spell.
  • Marco: And what about my spells?
  • ???: THERE HE IS!! (Four new spells appeared)
  • Flying Throwing Star Nacho: GET HIM!!!
  • Grown-Up Laser Puppy: GRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!! (His eyes glow red)
  • Marco:... Are those my spells?
  • Estrella: Indeed.
  • Marco: B-B-But, where'd the nacho and laser dog come from?
  • Kronor: Oh, that's right. In the timeline where Xlazzon turned you into an Avatar, you made two other spells. Meet Laser Bloodhounds and Nacho Blast.
  • Marco: "YA MEAN THIS WAND CAN TRANSCEND ALTERNATE TIMELINES?!"
  • Kronor: "It's open to any possable spell coming into existence into this wand, so, in a way, yes, any spell of any incarnation can exist here."
  • Richard: "We know, it's weird to us too, that's why anything involving time travel shenanigans is banned from being talked about during poker. It ends up being confusing."
  • Marco:... Wow! Even Kitten Bomb and Mixed Martial Arts Rainbow Thing are here.
  • Kitten Bomb: (A cat bomb with RvB Andy the Bomb's voice) YEAH, AND YOU AND YER GIRLFRIEND MURDERED US, BOYO!!!
  • MMART: And we're not alone. (An entire plethora of spells appeared)
  • Kronor: And THOSE are the spells you made in different timelines when you used the wand. (They charged)
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The two hundred Rogers - Am. Dad

  • Rainbow Foot: RAINBOW FOOT KICK!!!
  • Karate Belts: KARATE BELT LASSO!!!
  • Panda: KUNG FU PANDA!!!
  • (Deadpool/Peter Griffin): "AH, AH, HE SAID IT, HE SAID IT?!"
  • (Scroopfan): "IT'S NOT EVEN THE TITLE OF THE EPISODE?!"
  • (Deadpool): "Yeah but it's a nice nod to the francise."
  • Fatter Panda: SUMO PANDA!!!!
  • Rainbow Feet: DOUBLE RAINBOW FOOT KICK!!!
  • Chupacabra: CHUPACABRA!!!
  • Turdina Dolls: TURDINA DOLL AMAZONS!!!
  • Dragoncycles: DRAGONCYCLE STAMPEDE!!!
  • Sombrero: CHARMBRERO!!!
  • Female Marco: TURDINA'S EFFECT!!!
  • Laser Warnacorns: LASER WARNACORN STAMPEDE!!!
  • Tanukis: TANUKI SQUAD!!!
  • Katana: KATANA SWARM!!!
  • Throwing Star: STAR BLAST!!!
  • Ninja Robot: ROBO NINJAS!!!!
  • Invisible Ninja: (Whispering) ninja clooooak!!!
  • Turdina Ninja Princess: SAMURAI TURDINA!!!
  • Goku Marco: GOKU DIAZ!!!
  • Rainbow Kaiju Battle Armor-Like Samurai Giant: RAINBOW KAIJU SAMURAI ARMOR!!!
  • Dragon: DRAGON ATTACKER!!!
  • Giant Mantis: MANTIS STEED!!!
  • Chinese Dragons: CHINESE DRAGON STRIKE!!!
  • Tiger: TIGER ATTACK!!!
  • Flying Taco Mouth: TACO MOUTH METAMORPHOSIS!!!
  • Ozaru: OZARU TRANSFORMATION!!!
  • Possums: POSSUM SWARM!!!
  • Peppers: PEPPER ATTACK!!!
  • Chili Blob: CHILI BLOB!!!
  • Hot Sauce Bottle: HOT SAUCE SPRAY!!!
  • Bull Minotaur: TOROTAUR!!!
  • Goblin Dogs: GOBLIN DOG BLAST!!!
  • Nyan Cat: (While the Nyan Cat Theme played) NYAN CAT MISSILE!!!
  • Intense Beam: MANAHAMEHA!!!
  • Jiggers: JIGGER FLEA SWARM!!!
  • Phoenix: PHOENIX FLAMETHROWER!!!
  • Fire Tigers: KITTY CAT OFFENSE!!!
  • Naysaya: NAYSAYA HALLUCINATION MIST!!!
  • Adult Marco: NEVERZONE PUBERTY BURST!!!
  • Hoodie Ghosts: HOODIE PHANTOMS!!!
  • Chimichangas: CHIMICHANGA BLAST!!!
  • Handsome Marco: And who can forget, Luna De Sangre's Blast?!
  • Ludo: "(This video)"
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JonTron WHAT. WHAT THE FUCK?

  • Star: HamanahamanahamanaHOOOOEY!!
  • Janna: (She took a picture of them) I'm so tweeting this.
  • Coffee: ".... Ya see, this is why Bestarians hated magic, it's just so, all over the place!"
  • Marco: IN THE ROOM, NOW!!!! (They entered locking the door)
  • (Torotaur): NO HAY ESCAPE, ASESINATO!!!!
  • (Goku Diaz): "YOU'LL HAVE TO COME OUT SOME TIME?!"
  • Tom: Well guess we're not going anywhere for a while.
  • Marco: I thought you said my spell house wasn't that big.
  • Glossiary: It's been months, AND time dilation is a jerk sometimes.
  • Taffee: "Probuly didn't helped the wand can appearently be connected to different incarnations and can access THEIR spells!"
  • Marco: Well it doesn't matter. We're here.
  • Star: "I, guess it's not just me who needs to make some amends with the spells."
  • Marco: "It's on my bucket list. Right now, we need to worry about Rhina's spells."
  • ???: Worry about us because of what? (They appeared as Star's eyes cartoonishly engorged as she screamed)
  • Star: I DIDN'T MEAN TO KILL YOU, I WOULD'VE GIVEN YOU SPELLS A FUNERAL IF I KNEW YOU WERE PEOPLE!!!!! BUT IF YOU HAVE TO, MAKE IT QUICK AND PAINLESS!!!
  • Perplexity the Hypnotic Butterfly: We're not going to kill you, kid. And even if you did, that patheticness would've spoiled it.
  • Star: REALLY?! Uh, I mean, I knew that.
  • ???: Well hello, RHINA! (A flying heart and a flying broken heart arrived)
  • Rhina:... Aw no! Not Heartmaker and Heartbreaker! The spells Asper lolled me into making to eliminate Roachley.
  • Heartmaker: Don't think you could avoid us! We existed for selfish reasons, AND AN UNINTENDED TRICK OF ASSASSINATION!!! You made me to fall in love with Roachley...
  • Heartbreaker: THEN you made me to break his heart and get him to commit suicide!
  • Rhina: THAT WASN'T THE INTENT, FOR THE LAST TIME!!!
  • Heartbreaker: Nevertheless. You're not going near Mnemo.
  • Rhina: Ugh! Who are YOU to tell me, your mother, what to do?!
  • Puzzler the Multi-Eyed Rubik's Cube: Well that's been an issue since everybody in this place found out your prophecy. Most of us felt insignificant and blamed our creators for it. It was, painful to know that we were going to be destroyed just so you can atthive some kind of narvana utopia.
  • Crescenta: Ugh, of course!
  • Dirrhenia: Not like I can blame them.
  • Festivia: Guys, respect your creato-
  • Serendipity the Black Cat: PUREBLOOD ROYALS ONLY!!!
  • Festivia: I BEG YOUR PARDON?! I'LL HAVE YOU KNOW I WAS ROYAL IN PIE ISLAND?!
  • Serendipity: "I meant royals as in those ACTSELLY related to the traditional rulers of Mewmanity. In all tecnecallity, the Pie Clan are not a true monarchy. They're glorifived freelance chefs AT BEST! Asper REALLY damaged that island when he took you from them! Now they're raving cons!"
  • Festivia: "I WAS A BABY WHEN ASPER TOOK ME, I LITTERALLY DIDN'T ASKED FOR THAT TO HAPPEN?!"
  • Heartmaker: "And that's fine and dandy you wouldn't've intentionally choose the life given to you if ya had known better, but the issue is, you never did got to know better till AFTER you became a spirit! Just because you didn't asked to sheild Asper's butt from due change, doesn't make you less respondsable for the suffering he was allowed to inflict."
  • Moon: ENOUGH!!! You two! (Points at Heartmaker and Heartbreaker) It's fine if you feel adamant at us, but we need you all to understand that we didn't came here just to be shamed! We need to see Rhina's Mnemonic Trip Spell. This is important.
  • Heartmaker: That's what all queens say when they used and then wasted us.
  • Riddler-Like Box: Indeed. For is it not without irony that we were used and then destroyed by those from whence we looked up to?
  • Rhina: Ugh, shut up Riddlemaker.
  • Flying Key: No, he's got a good point.
  • Rhina: That means you too, All-Unlocker.
  • Trapper the Endless One-Eyed Staircase Cube: Don't you have a better reason for, whatever it is you want? Cause if you ask me-
  • Rhina: EVERYONE shut up!
  • Mime Figure: You really want me to?
  • Rhina: JINXER?!
  • Jinxer: Shutting up!
  • Rhina: ".... (Sighs).... I take, you all are very upset about what you went through?"
  • Heartbreaker: "OH GEE, WASN'T OUR SCORN OBVIOUS ENOUGH?!"
  • Rhina: "Look, if it helps, the propichy, was nothing more then his gameplan (Points to Glossiary) To try and encourage better standings between inrealmers and outers."
  • Serendipity: "Why are you blaming some random weirdo Infintary for what YOU had made?!"
  • Glossiary: "Ahem. (Turns into his Glossaryck form momentarly as Rhina's spells were shocked)...... I can get behind being upset, but there's no need for name calling. (Turns back to his true form)."
  • Serendipity: "..... Glossaryck, is, is that you?"
  • Trapper: "And what the blimey did Rhina meant by "YOUR Gameplan"?!"
  • Glossiary: "It's Glossiary actselly, and, it's, a tough story to swallow. Alot of you may need to sit down."

Another Explanation Later.

  • Glossiary: "And now, here we are."
  • Heartmaker: ".... So, you mean to say that you were trying to fix a flawwed existence riddled with vicious cycles, through having magic harmed?"
  • Glossiary: "I know, I know, I heard it a bajillian times now that it was not my best move, but, fair's fair, it would've gone more smoothly had it not been for Xavian."
  • Jinxer: "The bad hindsight about the Cosmic Powerians didn't helped neither."
  • Rhina: "WHAT DID I SAY, JINXER?!"
  • Jinxer: "Shutting up!"
  • Heartmaker: ".... It's, not that I don't trust that this "New Mewni" place was beautiful, but.... Did Magic had to be harmed over it?! Is it, going to be harmed again now that we're back?"
  • Glossiary: "Don't worry, the Magic Realms had zero involvement for the Penensula being seperated. It was always so since time inmemorial, as pictured by the Outer Gods."
  • Trapper: "(Coy) Oh goody, so we DON'T have to die again?"
  • Star: "A'nooooope. Not at all. We just need to amend things with Thaumorpheus and the other Outer Gods, make the Cosmic Powerians get New Mewni back, also deal with Xorbin along the way, and things will be right as rain."
  • Heartbreaker: ".... Just because that horrorable thing you did had a good intention behind it, doesn't make the horrorable thing, less horrorable! I still remember the pain of dying, and blacking out for who knows how long until SUDDENLY I'm alive again, and it wasn't a temporary fluke like when the Mana Star was shoved in here! It, was a horrorable time?!"
  • Rhina: ".... We're not trying to excuse that. (The Spells were surprised by that)..... I don't want to say to you people that what we did was for a greater good, cause that kind of talk created people like Asper. What we did wasn't meant to make you feel like you weren't worth anything, but, I won't attempt to excuse it either."
  • Jinxer: ".... I mean, we do get ya wanted to stop that Mina chick, but-"
  • Trapper: "ADULTS ARE TALKING, JINX?!"
  • Jinxer: "Shutting up!"
  • Heartmaker: "Ahem, that being said..... We were not ignorent to the WHY it was done. And by all means, we didn't want magic to be used to commit genoside. We would've felt JUST as awful if Mina goes uncheck and wipes out Mon-..... The Bestarians..... It's just..... Neither of us consented to be sacriviced! That's the crux of the issue! We were just casted aside, without our own say in the matter, and, (Sheds tears) We weren't able to stop it! I was close to ending up like my twin here! I was, broken up! I, I cried while I was dying?! (Broke into sobbing as Heartbreaker comferted Heartmaker)...."
  • Jinxer: "...... Yeah the expearisence was messed up."
  • Trapper: "WOULD YOU JUST-"
  • All-Unlocker: "No, Jinx had the right away that time. Rhina, we were like the friends, or dare I say, the family you never got to interact with other then being used to deal with a current issue. Sure, as spells, we end up disapating back into the wand after we get used or smacked off, so it wasn't like we are able to get a conversation with you. But you could've just as easily come in here with us and speak with us. Cause, you may not had been able to bond with us other then considering us useful, but..... We bonded with you. We helped you out of alot of situations as all the Spells here did for you and for family, pureblood or forced-adopted. We even sympathised with you people on how you were made to be Asper's playthings, and we were THRILLED to know he no longer controled you people..... Then Magic's Destruction had to happened. Sure, ya reversed it, but only because Toffee had to come back as a Xzar Avatar and was causing ya people woe! Which was how ODS came into the picture! I feel like that, if Toffee hadn't been brought back as an Avatar, you people would've been GLAD to have magic gone."
  • River: "To be fair, we would've discovered what happened to magic was a bad thing still. Xlazzon would've still gone after us."
  • Trapper: "He's a wuss compaired to Xorbin! All you litterally had to do was get to him with philosify and he craps out!"
  • Moon: "Well yes, but, Xorbin is more sure of himself. He won't be so easily daunted by an existenceal crisis. And even if not for Xlazzon, the other outers would still make their displeasure known, espeically the Cosmic Powerians."
  • Glossiary: "In fact, if it helps, Thaumorpheus was restoring magic anyway."
  • Heartbreaker: "(While comferting a crying Heartmaker) Yeah, but Outers aren't known to be bum-rushers. Thaum would've had to do the rebuilding slowly so everything would be as perfect as it was before it got destroyed. We would've been dead for AGES! The Multiverse would've gone into severe mana droughts without Magic! Crude replacements like Artifical Magic or even Kingdom Hearts stuff would start being previlent, just to fill the void the Magic Realms left! By all means I'm not a fan of Toffee, but, I have to give him credit for this! If he wasn't such a puppet to the Antuthaumite pocessing him, then Star wouldn't've been motivated to get the Magic Realm back! Thaum, would've ended up taking FOREVER to fix magic! The Multiverse would've been ruined forever. Even your "Paradise" would've fallen apart eventually without magic. Your socites would stagnate and couldn't innovate, if your lucky! Regression is a worse case scenario?! And that's not even talking about if the Intended Outers deside to stop protecting Inrealmers from Devients, out of being upset that their hard work being unapprsiated like that?!"
  • Rhina: ".... Why else did you think Glossiary wanted to change that? (Rhina's Spells were confused by that)....... The fact the Outers are so easily upseted that they would let the Multiverse Crumble over their pride and feelings being hurt, it's, it's not healthy for neither side."
  • Puzzler: "Perhaps, but, they're Outer Gods. They own free reign of all of creation, and do what they see fit in the name of the only thing they all respect: The Grand Design. That all United Universes and Standalone Dimensions, followed a desired fate for them, to eventually end and be rebirthed to start allover again. We all litterally exist, only for their curiousity and fasination to see what happens. They don't have a grand purpose for all things.... All life is just like, keeping a colony of tiny pets."
  • Marco: "Ya mean like, we're like owning Sea Monkeys or Ants to them? The Multiverse is just like, one big exspeariment slab, and, they're basicly are just doing it, just because?"
  • Puzzler: "That's why the meaning of life is so, free to interprate to be what you want it to be. It's litterally an abstract concept."
  • Ludo: "..... Annnnnnnd I'm freaking bummed out, now."
  • Rhina: "..... We may not exist with an actual meaning or purpose..... But that doesn't mean we should just be miserable from it. Why, since life is so abstract, why not work with it to give yourself a purpose?"
  • Rhina's Spells look at eachother.....
  • Rhina: ".... Just because life was never perfect from the start, doesn't mean it can't be better. It can be made better. You can't let tragity and pain rule you, or else it never gets better. I'm not nessersarly asking for forgiveness, I know, that's currently too much to ask.... For now, I ask for your understanding. I need to see the Mnemonic Trip Spell, so I can get all Spells to understand New Mewni, and to understand how much the dimensions of the penensula cared for eachother?"
  • Riddlemaker: "Curious. Did you say, the Dimensions of the Penensula cared for eachother? I believe the Worlders would be interested in-"
  • Richford: "Ahem! We're saving talking about themAFTER we actselly see New Mewni for ourselves!"
  • Rhina: "So please, in return to letting us see Mnemo, we promise you let you all see New Mewni with Mnemo. Cause please understand. Mad as you all are at us, you do exist because of us. You did say that you bonded with us without our knowledge.... I want to change that. But understand that, if you refuse, then, Xorbin will not allow another time if he is allowed to harm Star and destroy Mewmanity as is. And if Mewmanity's destroyed, then what will become of the Spells of Mewmanity? Sure, Thaum will keep you all sheltered in the Magic Realm, but, at what cost? To never be use to help Mewmans out of jams again? To basicly be forced into retirement because a Xzar took Mewmans away? Also, Mnemo always did had the best understanding of us as all spells do. What if she already knew about New Mewni, and discovers that you all wouldn't let us see her cause of bitterness? To condemn yourselves to never be used again, (Rhina's Spells began to ponder this worriedly), because you got afraid of being casted aside again? I know it hurted when it happened, but, it would hurt more to be ruled by pain.... Please think about it before you throw us back out."
  • Puzzler: "...... Give us, a few moments......"
  • Rhina's Spells began to huddle up and talk amongst themselves...... They then return their attention to the group.....
  • Heartmaker: "......... We talked about it for abit, and....."
  • Serendipity: "We're not nessersarlly happy with this idea, but....."
  • Trapper: "We're, gonna let ya see Mnemo...."
  • All-Unlocker: "But we're not spells that promise miricles. We can't promise that Mnemonic Trip would be eager to see you as well. Mnem, even refused to confront you. Emotionfly's staying with Mnem in her apartment. Mnem's very insistent of wanting to be, left out of the druma."
  • Rhina: "..... I, take it that Mnem was the one who, got the most close to understand what was going on."
  • Perplexity: "Mnem was memory spell, after all. Mnem was probuly the only spell that knew about the propichey before it became a starting thing..... It, would explain why Mnem was always so, depressed and down, and, why she always stayed in her room alone, other then for Emotionfly to try and cheer her up. Those two may be very different spells, but, they're very close friends."
  • Taffee: Not hard to see why. Memory spells can tend to have emotional turmoil.
  • Star: No kidding. Makes sense for E-Fly to be pals with Mnem, being is an emotion spell.
  • Rhina: She's right. Many of my spells are based on mystery, subconscious, and riddles. In fact, Riddlemaker is the reason why Reynaldo always spoke in riddles. And I created the Box of Truth.
  • Star: Really?
  • Marco: Well he gave us trouble when we played him as Truth or Punishment, because Pony Head just randomly found him, and Star was able to beat him with a loophole in lying so she wouldn't have to admit she had a crush on me.... Also his voice sounded roughly familiar.
  • Pony Head: Hey I can't help being a careless kleptomaniac. I'm royalty and that breeds selfishness.
  • Rhina: I made him initially as a lie detection spell, but found more use for it in other applications, so I made him into a box on my fifth National Riddle Day.
  • Pony Head: Well how the f*** did it get where I found it?
  • Rhina: "Depends, how was that box opened?"
  • Pony Head: I found it on a garage-sale from a hermit in the mountain range near the Ponyhead Kingdom, stupidly cheaped too for a coin, opened it and decided to share it with buddies. (Everyone groaned)
  • Marco: Typical of you, pointyhead.
  • Pony Head: "Hey, it was a good bargin, Earth Turd! That same hermit usely charges for extortionist prices for freaky cool stuff."
  • Ludo: "Though it probuly should've been a red flag that he sold you that truth box thing for cheap."
  • Pony Head: Well when I get that hermit, I swear, I'll shove my charged horn right up his turd factory.
  • Rhina: (Sighs) Let's just go meet Mnemo. We have to get you guys back in working order so we can restore New Mewni.
  • Hypnoslumber: What about ODS?
  • Janna: Eeh, when you refer to that spell like that, it sounds like an STD.
  • Hypnoslumber: Fine. What about Ods?
  • Janna: And NOW it sounds like AIDS.
  • Marco: We'll worry about that later. We must see Mnemo. Eclipsa's probably got that under control.

Meanwhile...

  • Eclipsa: I do NOT have this under control!!
  • Alot of Mavores and Dispellers are trapped in crysalises.
  • (Thaumorpheus): "Goodness. I know it was to be anpisipated that a spell designed to hurt Outer Gods wasn't to be an easy feat, but even the best of the Dispellers and Mavores are redused to utter jokes! (Sighs), I really need to have their training revaluated."
  • Eclipsa: It was made to take on ANY kind of Outer God so long as it's a rogue one. I don't really think any amount of training is going to save them. ODS just needs to be reformed.
  • (Thaumorpheus): These guys are good at that. But reforming something that can drive off Outer Gods? That's not exactly feasible for them.
  • Eclipsa: Of course not! That's why you have me here. I just need to learn magic without a wand.
  • (Thaumorpheus): Well, not many can do that easily. Asper did it with firm willpower and dedication. Moon didn't learn it until she was 19, and that was when she was near her wedding day. To do it, you must summon everything you have.
  • Eclipsa: Mother always told me that, but even after over 300 years, I still have no idea what the deuce that means!
  • (Thaumorpheus): ".... Alright. Try to imagine this. Hands of any sentientised creature or humaniod is considered the most impourent biological tool for inrealmers. Imagine them, llike you were to have wands for hands."
  • Eclipsa:... Well whenever I use my spells they get tainted.
  • (Thaumorpheus): That would be the effects of black magic. Black magic isn't antimagic, but it has similar qualities. It can corrupt. But there's another reason why. Black magic was made just for the unlimited power it had. Regular magic has limits so a mortal can learn to respect it's power. Only then can it's unlimited power be used. But black magic is like a cheat code. Because of the power it grants, it can be called and accessed to people via negative emotions. Though it too has limits, those who train with it can withstand and resist the side effects, one of which is tainting of the user's arms. That's caused by an untrained user's vulnerability to black magic and it's corruptive effects. You are technically a master of it, yes. But even a master isn't enough to heal the effects. That's because black magic always comes with a price. Using it means you lose something else in return. It gives by destroying.
  • Eclipsa: Then what the deuce did it take?!
  • (Thaumorpheus): Sometimes it's difficult to determine. Sometimes it's a physical price. Other times it's more metaphysical or figurative. What's the one complaint you keep getting?
  • Eclipsa: That... I'm evil?
  • (Thaumorpheus): And why did everyone say you are evil?
  • Eclipsa: Because I abandoned my kingdom to be with Globgor, and that I dabbled in the dark arts to create spells of black magic that are only evil if used for the wrong reason.
  • (Thaumorpheus): Well from what Star and Moon told me, that's not inaccurate. Star claimed that you stole Rhombulus' body so you could free Globgor. And decisions like that severely damage someone's trust. Many times you prioritized freeing Globgor over your people, right until Globgor said to wait until everyone was ready. Moon says you're the reason she was trapped in my domain. And she also says you're a dangerous mother.
  • Eclipsa: Dangerous mother?! Name one time! (All her times in the show of her roughhousing while holding Meteora in a baby sling were seen)... Okay, in my defense, she's half-monsssssssBestiaran, so I thought she'd be instinctively used to it.
  • (Thaumorpheus): A fair argument, but the other half is still Mewman, and she's probably the only known Mewman-Bestiaran hybrid in existence. Nobody knows the biology of such a hybrid. But it's better to be safe than sorry. You have shown a lot of qualities that paint you to be a villain. How many times have you used your powers selfishly? (She was reminded of when she stole Rhombulus' body) How many times have you acted out against others for no reason? (She was reminded of her outburst against that dog guy in the Tavern) How many times have you put your problems over those of others? (She was reminded of when she jeopardized Star's trust in her twice in 'Swim Suit' and 'The Monster and the Queen') And how many times have you blindly assumed your decisions were the right ones? (She was reminded of when she elected abandoning everybody for Globgor out of anger and getting crystallized for it) Do you ever ignore the suffering of others? (She was reminded when Meteora and anybody else was put in danger too many times often because of her) Or are you off in your own world instead of listening for a whole second?
  • Eclipsa: Well that's something so many other queens have done. Even Star did that.
  • (Thaumorpheus): Of course. That's the problem Bestiarans had with you. People are shaped by their behavior. Magic is power. But it can't be used for evil. Why? Because magic is tied to the force of anyone who uses it. Their conscience, their minds, and even their very soul. That's how common mortals can use it. Magic can be used to heal, help, and protect. But it cannot be used to actively or passively hurt others. A sentient soul knows the difference between right and wrong even if the mind doesn't.
  • Eclipsa: That didn't seem to stop mother, Mina, or Toffee.
  • (Thaumorpheus): Well those can be easily explained. The magic they use, or any evil magic users can use magic from different sources. Toffee hated magic and therefore used antimagic. Most use black magic and in many ways it destroys them in various ways. And as for Solaria and Mina? It was normal magic, but if they had used it long enough it could've become black magic. A soul has to trigger a warning to what will happen if they continue. Often a dark vision of the future. Your mother had one for sure, and that's secretly why she disbanded the Solarian Army because her soul triggered a response. Those who are malicious, selfish, ambitious, greedy, and yes, evil, can use magic, but if they use any kind of magic selfishly and take advantage of this loophole, it doesn't stay a loophole when your soul triggers a response to protect you. But you haven't used it long enough to trigger a response because you've been crystallized for over 300 years. The power magic possesses is limited for a reason. It has a mind of it's own. Souls are quantumized energy locked into mortals to give them their grasp on the multiverse. Without a soul, a mortal without an alternate source of quantum energy like magic of other kinds cannot live. Souls are the penultimate guardian of one's true mind. But the moment the mind wins over it, they're lost. This is why your hands taint up when you use black magic. It's the pinnacle of greed for the power magic offers. Black magic can't be used without a wand unless your true self is truly lost, or in many corruptive methods. And sometimes people with the greatest power can break the rules. The times of which can be more then I can count on one claw, which says a lot because often I only have up to three pinchers. So that is what 'summoning everything you have' means. Everything your soul can give you. But there's one method to use both dark and light magic without a wand. You must become an Equinox Master. Learn light magic as powerful as your black magic to balance it out.
  • Eclipsa: ".... Equinox Masters? I only heard of them from tales of Old Hermits from the Mountains."
  • (Thaumorpheus): "Well be assured, what you heard are not the ramblings of self-isolationists made up because of years of loneliness. There is truth in them. Now, I won't speak for certain things they may have said, but otherwise they're true."
  • Eclipsa: ".... Okay, but, I understand from those tales that, getting into it even is, not considered easy."
  • (Thaumorpheus): "Which is to be expected. Light and Dark magic are, not considered friendly with eachother in nature. Trust me, I checked. Light Spells and Dark Spells conflict constintly. Often why they have to be seperated."
  • Eclipsa: "So, I can expect that, Equinox Masters are rare."
  • (Thaumorpheus): Depends on the person who needs to be an Equinox Master. Those who do often have a history of hardships. Fear, anger, hate, depression, grief, regret, everything. This could damage their true self. Without Equinox balance, anyone with that kind of pain is likely to fall into darkness. You need it to defeat ODS, because you'll soon find out that it's not just Star that's in there.
  • Eclipsa:... Pardon?
  • ???: I ALMOST LOST GLOBGOR BECAUSE OF YOU!!! (Eclipsa peeked to see ODS had her voice)
  • Eclipsa: "Was that-"
  • ODS: (With Eclipsa's voice) ASPER WAS YOUR CREATION!!! (She kept destroying and then switched to Moon's voice) MY DAUGHTER HAD TO SUFFER FOR ASPER'S CRIMES! (Solaria's voice) I WAS USED BY A GRIEVING NIHILIST!!!! (Star's voice) YOU OUTER GODS WILL DIE FOR YOUR CRIMES!!!
  • Eclipsa:... Of course. The magic it was created from must've been from the magic of the darkness inside each of the queens of Mewni. Now it blames Outer Gods for the pain each of them suffered with Asper. But Star's is the strongest pain of all, so she's the dominant power.... (Takes a deep breath) This is going to be very unpleasant and difficult.... But, someone's got to do it.... (Takes another deep breath)... Dip... Down... (She stuck her hands in the liquid magic outside the purple liquid black magic and they started to glitter)... It might be working. Thaum, you might be right... Thaum?... Must be busy with the others.... Well I guess it's up to me then.
  • ???: (Solaria voice) Maybe so. (ODS was behind her)
  • Eclipsa: OH DEAR! (She dove and swam away)
  • ODS: OHHH NO YOU DON'T! (She levitated her out)... You're not getting away again that easily.
  • Eclipsa: COME ON!! YOU HAVE TO USE MY MOM'S VOICE?!
  • ODS: "I feel like it'll help me empetise my point better."
  • Eclipsa: YOU'VE ALREADY MADE IT!!!
  • ODS: Maybe... But it's also fun. (Eclipsa bit her) OW!!! REALLY?! THE MONSTER'S CHEAT TACTIC?! (Eclipsa plunged undermagic and escaped by slapping and riding a hippocampus milhorse) DIRTY LITTLE- I'LL FIND YOU!!!! I WON'T REST UNTIL I DO... JK, I'll just keep destroying Outer Gods and wait for you. I could use a challenge to prepare me to destroy the All-Mother herself. (Cackles via all Butterfly voices and left as Eclipsa surfaced and gasped on the hippocampus milhorse)
  • Eclipsa:... That's it. I'm not going back unprepared. It's time I learned to Dip Down. (The hippocampus milhorse neighed ready to dive) NONONO, I DIDN'T MEAN IT LIKE THA- *Splash* BUBUBUbububu!!!

Rhina's Spell Room

  • Thaumorpheus appeared before the group.
  • Ludo: "Well took ya long enough! Ya really could've helped with Rhina's spells being hissy at us!"
  • Trapper: "OH BE GLAD WE EVEN BEGURDENTLY AGREED TO THIS AT ALL, KAPPA?!"
  • Thaumorpheus: "All of you, calm down. I came to advise you all that if you're going to seek out the Mnemonic Trip Spell, I suggest you do it now, because the ODS situation is getting serious."
  • Globgor: "I have faith Eclipsa will handle it, but okay."
  • Thaumorpheus: Well she's having some trouble. But if you believe in her, that's good enough for me.
  • Star: Well... Everyone... You ready to get a glimpse of New Mewni?
  • Spider with a Tophat: Ready as we'll ever be. (They enter the room to find a glowing purplish brain inside a bubble)... Mnemonic Trip Spell?
  • MTS:... Spider with a Tophat? Why is your creator here? In fact, why are all the queens here? They're not welcome here for what they did.
  • Thaumorpheus: They are now.
  • MTS: ADA- YOUR MAGICALNESS!!! W-What're you doing here? I mean, I know you had finished repairing the Magic Realms awhile ago given we're all here, but, I had figured you would sulk for a good long time after that!
  • Thaumorpheus: "Well, Star had came to make amends and I'm giving her a chance to understand Mewman spells alittle better. Which transpired to having to get the spells to understand New Mewni better."
  • MTS: "Not, meaning to protest, but, may I ask- (Takes a good look at Glossiary and got surprised)....... Second thought, scratched that question, I, realised everything just from look at, "Glossaryck"."
  • A Spectrum Dragonfly showed up!
  • Dragonfly: "Something wrong, Mnem- (Saw the group) (Turns purple) EEEEEEEEEEK, IT'S THEM?! (Turns firy red) THE F*** DO THEY WA- (Sees Thaumorpheus) (Turns Purple again) AIEEE, IT'S THE MAGICAL ELDER?! (Bows rapidly) I'M NOT WORTHY, I'M NOT WORTHY?!"
  • MTS: "E-Fly, calm down, they're here for impourent business, now stop over-reacting, your embarrising yourself."
  • Emotionfly: ".... (Turns green) Ugh, I hate lousy first impressions. (Turns Purple again) Cause they make me look like A FOOL?! (Turns Blue and watery) And that makes me sad! (Cries)!"
  • Coffee: "(Raises an eyebrow at that)..... So glad bestarian magic was never like this."
  • Emotionfly: "(Turns red again and to Coffee's face) YA GOT A PROBLEM, LIZARD BUTT?!"
  • MTS: "E-FLY, BEHAIVE, YOUR EMBARRISING YOURSELF AND ME IN FRONT OF THAUMORPHEUS?! Do your breathing exsirsizes like we practiced!"
  • Emotionfly: Oh... Okay. (Turned yellow as she breathed)... Continue on.
  • MTS:... Now then, now that you're here, what do you desire?
  • Spider with a Tophat: They want to show us what New Mewni looks like so that we can be assured that what Glossiary did was... For a mostly good reason.
  • MTS:... New... Mewni?
  • Star: It's our new home. But... It's been separated again and we need magic's help to get it back.
  • MTS:... Why, are you so interested in this?
  • Star: Because I want to make things right. Outer Gods are terrorizing us because of Glossi's plans, along with other things like how Mewmans were prevously guilty of trying to make an interdimentional empire and, SOOOOOME part of it is my fault, but, the impourent thing is that they're mad at us and we need to make them UNMAD, and we want to help prove that mortals and Outer Gods can work in harmony. If we don't... Well, nothing would exactly be the same. Without us, you might technically be out of a job. Probably forever.
  • Richard: She's right, you know. We'll just be relics of lost history. You'll be even MORE miserable.
  • MTS: ".... It's not that I don't see your points, it's just... What do we spells have to gain from understanding the negated benefit of your sins? Then we'll just go back to being treated like we're no different then spells of other realities. Assumed to be unsentient and just a byproduct of magic with no feelings of their own. (Emotionfly turned blue and comfirted MTS). We were just, tools."
  • Star: "But we understand now."
  • MTS: "ONLY AFTER THAUMORPHEUS TOLD YOU?! You never once thought about us!? About how much we helped you?! About how much we saved your lives at times?! EVERYTHING?! We may not had been acknowledged of how alive we are, but we at least had appresiation for USEFULNESS?! But, that, gets ruined, MERELY BECAUSE A MORONIC BYPRODUCT OF ASPER'S MADNESS, DESIDED TO DO A CERTAIN BAD THING MEWMANITY WAS ALREADY DOING LONG BEFORE SHE EVEN WAS A SPERM?! IT'S NOT THAT I DON'T UNDERSTAND WHY DESTROYING THE MAGIC REALMS HAPPENED?! MY CONUMDRUM IS THAT, WHY DID THAT NEVER HAPPENED SOONER?! WHY, DID IT TOOK THIS AGONISINGLY LONG, FOR THIS TO HAPPEN AS PRESENTED BY YOUR PROPICHEY, RHINA?! DID YOU NOT THINK THAT AS A MEMORY SPELL, I WOULDN'T'VE UNDERSTOOD YOUR BRAIN'S THOUGHTS?! DID, DID YOU THOUGHT THAT I WAS NO DIFFERENT THEN SPELLS ARE IN OTHER WORLDS AND DIMENSIONS?! I can get behind Mewmanity never realised how special their spells are, but, THIS!?  HOW, WAS MEWMANITY'S CASE OF MAGIC BEING USED TO HURT IN A MONSTERIOUS LEVEL, ANY DIFFERENT THEN WHAT LIKELY OCCURES IN OTHER REALMS, STAR?!"
  • Star: "..... Bestarian Genes-"
  • MTS: "OUTSID- (Emotionfly was shushing MTS to calm down)...... Outside, of blaming it on forgen genetics cause of the thing with Chaemera."
  • Star: "..... Your right, it wasn't that different."
  • MTS was surprised by how Star didn't tried to justify her actions anymore.
  • Star: ".... Your right. If magic was going to be destroyed for how it was made to do genoside, it should've been that way since the Multiverse was born. Even if we take the Bestarian Genes out of the picture, I, I had no real excuse. I could've just as easly asked Thaum to help and that would've been it. He could've, cut off magic from Mewni or just take magic away from Mina. I even saw those cases in the Outer God court myself. And I'm sure you know that too. (MTS couldn't deny that seeing that memory itself).... I was really dumb to forget I knew an Outer God that made the Magic Realms and the Everything Tree. I can say how much I want that I didn't liked what Mina was doing, or how sad I am for those lost, it doesn't excuse me at all. And, yes, I'm aware that magic being gone, didn't stopped people being stupid and hateful. In fact, my mother was treated poorly by a Monster Judge, because his brother was a slain general from a long ago war, even when he perfectly acknowledged that he was a total Toffee-liking jerk! Humans and Monsters were made afraid of eachother cause of what Mina said after what Odium tired to do. I almos lost out to ever go to the Bounce Lounce ever again CAUSE of what I did! Heck, the Lougers made me do community service over it! I likely made A BAJILLION new enemies in both their universes and the A'UU! In fact, Samantha of the HA, made sure that I do not forget that she was ESPEICALLY UPSET WITH ME?! And I think we already said that the Outers are REALLY PEEVED AT US?! I, learned the hard way that what I did, WAS FAR FROM THE SMARTEST OR GOODIEST THING EVER?! I, was no better then Toffee, nor Mina, NOR even Asper and Seth. What I did, is maddeningly awful."
  • MTS was over-wealmed with all the harsh memories that Star had far from enjoyed what she did.....
  • Star: "And I think we can already cover that even THE SPELLS, are not happy with me! Look, Mnem, you don't have to EVER, forgive us for what happened. Your entitled to your beliefs, and I won't even let Thaum change them, not even for my sake. Just, please, at the least, humor us on what we ask.... Then, we'll promise we won't come back, ever."
  • MTS: "...... Leave. I want, to think about this."
  • Ludo: "Ugh, thank Monster Gods we were warned that she wasn't gonna budge that easily."
  • All-Unlocker: "Ahem! At least be glad she'll, think about it. Now, we must let Mnem have her privacy. She thinks better alone."
  • The group left.....
  • Emotionfly: "...... Mnem, not meaning to sound like I stopped taking what they did seriously too, but, it woudn't hurt to, at least, entertain the idea. (Turns purple) Please don't be mad."
  • MTS kept quiet..... She was moved by Star's maturity and willingness to accept that what she did was serious, so much so that even reasonable justificates barely cover nor justify it. She embraced the full respondsability of her actions, a true far cry from when the Bestarian Genes infected her, where she did nothing but try to pin her actions on Mina as a provoker and throw an Outer God hating Temper Tandrum, or even trying to embrace the Willopians' temptations. Thus, it made her further think about New Mewni more, and began to try and see things from their perspective...
  • Emotionfly: "...... Mnem? (She immediately read Star's mind and created a magical simulation of New Mewni in it's true glory, which stopped the leaving group in their tracks)
  • Richard: WHOA!!
  • Spider with a Tophat:... Is this...
  • MTS: Welcome to New Mewni. It's just as beautiful as described.
  • Makeup Blast: I don't know. It's just a hodgepodge of all the worlds Star knows.
  • MTS: "Makeup, you're always so picky about everything, your opinion barely matters."
  • Makeup Blast: "Not saying I was trying to change minds, just saying!"
  • MTS: Well it was originally Earth and Mewni that merged. But soon the others followed.
  • Spider with a Tophat: Wow. One linked connection did this?
  • Heartmaker: That's impressive.
  • Richford: ".... And the Outers reversed all this?"
  • Heartbreaker: "Why? This place looked, well, unusual, but, there was a beauty to it."
  • Glossiary: "I, admit that it wasn't introdused well thanks to Xavian mucking things up. They never got to understand the realms like me and my kin did."
  • Spider with a Tophat: "..... NOW can we talk about the Worlders?"
  • Richard: "Ehh, later, S.T."
  • Star: Well they said merging worlds without authorization was forbidden. Those Cosmic Powerians tore it back apart before putting me on trial.
  • Richford: And you need us to beat them up and get it back, huh?
  • Star: That, and dealing with Xorbin. Even the All-Mother wants him out of the picture.
  • River: But confronting the Powerians shouldn't exactly be easy.
  • Ludo: OF COURSE NOT, YA STUPID WOLVERINE! IT'S IN THEIR NAME! (River punched him away)
  • Thermonuclear Butterfly Blast: Power hardly means anything to people like you.
  • Trapper: "Well yeah. I bet'ya Toffee was no pushover neither."
  • Spider with a Tophat: "You depowered a Manapede."
  • All-Unlocker: "The Chaemera was no small feat."
  • Heartmaker: "You survived Asper Island."
  • Richard: "Ya even got rid of Asper and Seth."
  • Heartbreaker: "Why, you managed to even survive against other Outers up until this point!"
  • Richford: "Why, the fact you even managed to surpass outers at all, why, I can barely guess what those Powerians were thinking messing you."
  • Jinxer: "Well, they were probuly just doing their job, and-"
  • Everybody: "BESIDES THE POINT, JINX?!"
  • Jinxer: "Shutting up!"
  • Star: "So, you guys in?"
  • Richford: "..... I mean, come on, what else were we gonna do other then just have parties and play poker for the upteeth time in the row? Not like we have TV or streaming services in here."
  • Thaumorpheus: "Well if you want, after everything is all settled, I might arrange a visit to this wand with Transdimensional Vision. He's this magical TV box that transends dimensions, and-"
  • Trapper: "Ahem, don't we have a problem with the one spell that can actselly even be a threat to Outers? Not meaning to killjoy here, but, without ODS, you people would barely even intimidate the weakest possable Outer God ever, which would still be levels above an Inrealmer. Much less those of Xorbin's stature."
  • Thaumorpheus: "Ah, right, that reminds me, I'll have to check on Eclipsa again."
  • Star: You think she's okay?
  • Globgor: She's been through worse.

Meanwhile...

  • Eclipsa: (She came out from the gold liquid magic and the hippocampus milhorse with a massive gasp of air before getting flipped off)... Thanks? (The hippocampus milhorse swam away)... Alright. I can do this. (She dipped her hands into the magic)... Dip Down... Dip Down...
  • ODS' voice: "(Solaria's vocie) ECLIPSY, COME OUT TO PLAAA-AAAAY!"
  • Eclipsa: Ugh! Glad my mother doesn't talk that way. Ugh. I can't keep hiding. But I need time to learn how to Dip Down.
  • (Thaumorpheus): Eclipsa? Have you got it ready yet?
  • Eclipsa: Not quite. I've been trying to find a safe place, but ODS is just too relentless.
  • (Thaumorpheus): Well this could be a problem. We canon let her escape and kill any Outer God in a way worse than the Hibernation Realm. And I didn't think that was possible.
  • Eclipsa: Mother always said that anything is possible with magic.
  • (Thaumorpheus): Indeed. But, looks like we'll need to speed this up. I must tell you how Star first Dipped Down. (As they were in a simulated environment) Star discovered it immediately after her first victory over Toffee. Marco ended up locked in her secrets closet, which could only be unlocked with her wand. Problem was, the wand was stuck in there with him. Glossiary, or Glossaryck as he still was back then, helped her out... His own way.
  • Glossaryck: Why don't you try the easy way and open the door with magic?
  • Star: I can't do magic, my wand's in the closet.
  • Glossaryck: (Gasps as his pupils dilated) Do you wanna try the hard way?
  • Star: (Her pupils did the same) Yeeeah!... What's the hard way?
  • Glossaryck: You've never heard of the hard way?
  • Star: Nope. Sounds hard though.
  • Glossaryck: Oh, it is. But I can teach you.
  • Star:... Teach maaaaeeeeee!!
  • Glossaryck: The lesson begins inside my eyeballs! (They were pulled into his eyeball as he and Star were in a magic void sitting around a bubbling cauldron.
  • Eclipsa: Yeeeh! I'm glad Glossiary isn't as weird anymore.
  • Glossaryck: Imagine the universe as this big old cauldron, and magic is the baloney stew inside, and your wand is the spoon. And now-
  • Star: Uh, my wand isn't a spoon. It's a wand.
  • Glossaryck:... It's a metaphor, Star.
  • Star: Noo, it's a wand.
  • Glossaryck: (Turns the spoon into the wand) Fine. It's a wand.
  • Star: (Clapping) Now you're getting it! (Eclipsa chuckled at Star's naivete)
  • (Thaumorpheus): I admit her naivete is cute. Now let's pay attention.
  • Glossaryck: Now the wand can only skim the surface of the hobo gravy, watery and brown. But, if you want to get to the chunks, you've got to dip dooown. (He reached in with his engorged hands getting bigger pieces)... Get it?
  • Star: (Nods yes)... Uh-uh!
  • Glossaryck: (They went back to her room) Ugh, okay, look. You can do magic without your wand. You just have to dip down, ya know? Dip down. Dip down!
  • Star: Without my wand?
  • Glossaryck:... Your mom did it.
  • Star:... PSSH, if she can do it, I can do it...
  • (Thaumorpheus): She couldn't do it. (She was seen doing goofy things and being weird until she called her mother.
  • Moon: Star?
  • Star: Hi, Mommy.
  • Moon:... What did you do?
  • Star: Phaha, oh, wha, why would you, ha, that is- (Sighs) Okay, Marco's locked in my closet and Glossaryck wants me to dip down to get him out.
  • Moon:... Dip Down? I didn't learn that until I was 19.
  • Star: Wow! Wow. So I'm, like, advanced. (Chuckles)
  • Moon: I suppose.
  • Star: Anyway, Glossaryck didn't really give me any instructions, so...
  • Moon: Ha. That sounds familiar. Well, it's not easy. If you want to Dip Down, you have to summon everything you have.
  • Star:... Everything?! Oh! Everything!!!
  • Moon: Star, you DO know what I mean by 'everything'-
  • Star: Yeah, totally-totally. (She ended her call)
  • Eclipsa: (Chuckles) She's such a dumdum. Alright. The metaphor sounds legitimate. Except, the seas of your magic aren't like 'hobo stew'.
  • (Thaumorpheus): It's not over. She eventually learns. But there was something that triggered it.
  • Marco: Star, I found the thing. It's a little book.
  • Star: That's good. Reading will keep the mind sharp. Like a horn.
  • Marco: It's in Mewnian writing. Oh, wait, here's English. "Chapter One: Mom's a poophead."
  • Star: "Mom's a poophead"?! (Gasps) Marco, no, nononoNONONONONO!!!
  • Marco: Hang on Star. Just give me a sec.
  • Star: Marco, no. That's not the thing. THAT'S NOT THE THING!!!!!
  • Marco: Skipping forward...
  • Star: (Banging the door) MARCO PUT THAT DOWN!! (Eclipsa softly chuckled)
  • Eclipsa: Really? A diary?
  • (Thaumorpheus): Focus.
  • Marco: "On my tenth birthday, I put noxifrogs in all the servants's beds."- (Glossaryck's head gem light goes out) Hey!!
  • Glossaryck: I'm out of juice. Dip DOOOOWN! (Dove into his shutting Book of Spells as Marco used the light outside the closet to read)
  • Star: (Banging) MARCO, THAT'S NOT THE THING, THAT'S NOT THE THING!!!!
  • Marco: "Chapter 11: My Thoughts On...... Marco"?
  • Eclipsa: Oh dear.
  • Star: (Gasps) Dip Down. (She turns blue, fills with magical energy, levitating off the floor, and successfully opens the lock)... Iiii DID IT!!!! I dipped, I dipped, I dipped, Marco!!! I'm not a skimmer. I DIPPED!! (Grabs the diary from his hands and smacks him with it)
  • Marco: Ow!
  • Star: Sorry. But don't read my journal!!
  • Eclipsa:... I think I see it now. The soul must be awakened by determination and thus can manifest itself.
  • (Thaumorpheus): (The simulation ends) Exactly. You never had that chance because you hardly dappled in light magic. But in order to Dip Down, and use both light and dark magic without your wand, you must awaken your soul.
  • Eclipsa: ".... Quite, just, give me alot of chance to figure this out."
  • (Thaumorpheus): "If your worried about ODS seeking you out, then tune it's anger out. The less you worry about it, the easier it is possable to dip down."
  • Eclipsa: I'll... Try.
  • (Thaumorpheus): Good luck.
  • Eclipsa got into a meditative state and began to tune out ODS' rants to the point they aren't heard anymore....
  • Eclipsa:... Dip... Down...
  • (Thaumorpheus): Are you sure that's a good idea? ODS could hit you when you're off you're guard.
  • Eclipsa: I got this... (Takes a deep breath as she stuck her hands in the magic, seeing visions of everything important to her and the many times they were in danger)
  • ODS: THERE YOU ARE!! (She flew for her, only to find that she was being held back by a black magic barrier that was binded with the gold liquid magic) WHA, NO!!! NONONONONONONONONONO!!!! (She attacked with all the power she had but each attack made the barrier stronger) IF YOU DON'T GET OUT AND FIGHT, I SWEAR I WILL GO RIGHT BACK TO TERRORIZING OUTER GODS AND SOON DESTROY EVERYTHING YOU HAVE EVER LOVED!! EVEN YOUR FILTHY MONSTER FAMILY!!!
  • Eclipsa:... (Suddenly her eyes glow in both gold and purple)... Dip... DOWN!!! (The barrier suddenly burst knocking ODS into a large crystalline rock. When she recovered, Eclipsa came out with only one black magic tainted arm)... Stop!
  • ODS: What did you say? SPEAK!!
  • Eclipsa: I said STOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOP!!! (She erupted a strong Midnight Shriek from her mouth as she screamed, knocking ODS back)
  • (Thaumorpheus): You did it! Now you can use both kinds of magic. But each type can only be used by one hand. Now do what you must!
  • Eclipsa: Done!... Black Velvet Inferno! (She coated ODS with the spell, but ODS proved too strong with a blast of black magic that melted anything it hit. Eclipsa shielded herself)
  • ODS: IS THAT SERIOUSLY THE BEST YOU CAN DO?!
  • Eclipsa:... No!... I call the spell which has no name. My mother's gift with which she reigned. Eclipse my heart with rightful power....... Stand before the queen and COWER!! (The Total Annihilation Spell tore through as it melted off one of ODS' wings before turning around and melting off the other, before returning back to Eclipsa)... I... I can control it!
  • ODS: RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!! MY WINGS!!! DO YOU KNOW HOW LONG IT TAKES TO GROW THEM BACK?!
  • Eclipsa: "Consider the fact that I was able to have the Nameless Spell even take your wings like that! I can control it now!"
  • ODS realised that......
  • Eclipsa: ".... So I trust you finally started to take me seriously then?"
  • ODS: ".... W, w-wait, wait! I, I know you might be tempted to waste me for what I said, I, I didn't meant anything by that?! I MOSTLY SAID THAT TO PROVOKE YOU INTO FIGHTING ME?! DON'T FORGET THAT I'M LITTERALLY THE ONLY SPELL ACTSELLY A THREAT AGAINST OUTERS, I, I CAN BE USEFUL TO YOU?!"
  • Eclipsa: ".... You're lucky I knew a bluff when I hear it. Alchourse, your quickness to take it back only cements that you were just trying to get my undevided attention. Well, now I want YOUR undivided attention."
  • ODS: "Okay, Okay, I'm gonna humor you, I'll humor ya! What do you want?"
  • Eclipsa: "First off, I want you to drop this mindless crusade against the Outer Gods and to surrender yourself peacefully and let the Dispellers and Mavores contain you. You are going to behaive yourself from here on out if you even WANT to still exist to even be useful against any Outer an EARNEST THREAT, not based on your anger torwords them!"
  • ODS: "..... Ugh, much as I'd hate losing my pride to let these wimpy outers man-handle me, being destroyed is worse! Fine, I give. BUT I'M NOT HAPPY ABOUT IT?!"
  • Eclipsa: "There's also another matter..... You need to clean up this mess, Young Lady. (Shows the mess ODS made)...."
  • ODS: "AW COME ON, ISN'T IT ENOUGH YOU FORCED ME TO GIVE UP?! (Eclipsa was about to jesture the Nameless Spell to move again) Duuuuuuh! Okay, okay, OKAY! You made yourself clear! Just don't expect me to wear a maid's outfit!"
  • Eclipsa: "Better."

Later.

  • ODS was seen cleaning up her rampage aftermath as the Dispellers cautiously kept watch with the Mavores.
  • Dispeller: She's going to be in serious community service after this.
  • Eclipsa: Of course she is. She's Star Butterfly's most powerful spell, and she's going to fulfill her role the right way.
  • Dispeller: Oh, she's a spell? Well, using her as an attack monster is out.
  • Eclipsa: "You seriously thought she wasn't a spell?"
  • Dispeller: "Well Spells couldn't usually smack us around like that, so, no. We thought she was another crazy cosmic animal or something. Sometimes they're a problem here."
  • Eclipsa: "(Sighs), No wonder Thaumorpheus needed my help. Well, consider yourselves lucky ODS is the only spell like her."
  • Dispeller 2: "No kidding. If I had to fight another one like that, I'd seek out the All-Mother to get converted into a different outer god body."
  • Leader Dispeller: "AHEM?! In light of how much you bunch were SMACKED AROUND LIKE NOTHINGS TO A SPELL, IT'S CLEAR TRAINING NEEDS TO BE UPGRADED AND REVISED TO BETTER COMBAT SOMETHING LIKE THIS AGAIN?!"
  • Dispeller: "In our defence sir, that spell didn't hold any punches! Based on what Thaum said, it was a spell designed to beat Outer Gods!"
  • Leader Dispeller: "IT DOESN'T CHANGE THE FACT THAT THE BIG MAGIC GUY HIMSELF HAD TO ASK AN INREALMER FOR HELP WITH THIS ONE?! ALSO, THE FACT SOMETHING LIKE THAT CAN EXIST MEANS THAT SOON MEWMANS WOULD GET THE IDEA TO MAKE OTHER ANTI-OUTER GOD SPELLS THAT MIGHT HAVE THE SAME BAD IDEAS TOO?! THE UPGRADING OF TRAINING STANDS AS IT IS?! NO HUP-TU?! (The Dispellers sighed and marched along to the leader's barking of orders)....."
  • Eclipsa: ".... Hmmm. (Thaumorpheus appeared).... I suppose it can be a problem for magic in Mewni to be as unregulated as it tends to be. Thaumorpheus, I hope you don't mind if Mewni becomes a more, restricted place with your gifts."
  • Thaumorpheus; "Oh don't get me wrong. Destroying magic's one thing, but having nessersary and well represented AND ethically sound reasons for restriction? That much I can handle. Because, it can be understandable that mortals can be TOO ambitious with these sort've gifts.... Also, I think it might help the Dispellers and Mavores alot if you give extra restrictions on the creation of spells capable to handle and beat Outer Gods, cause, I feel like if I didn't ask that, then my dad and his citidel friends might have a stern talking with me. Getting that out there ahead of time."
  • Eclipsa: "Consider it done, Thaumorpheus. Now with ODS back, I guess it's time to take the battle to the Cosmic Powerians."

Meanwhile...

  • Star: (She was going crazy using her spells again) YES!!! MY MAGIC IS BABY, BACK!!
  • Marco: Don't you mean 'back, baby'?
  • Star: I know what I said.
  • Tom: Well, should we, um, move forward with fighting the Cosmic Powerians to get New Mewni back?
  • Star: Not without ODS. She's the most important spell of this battle.
  • Coffee: And you have a plan to beat them?
  • Buff Frog: And it BETTER be real plan.
  • Star: Oh, I have plan.
  • Buff Frog: No you do not.
  • Star:... You got me. I have the rundown on those guys, Prowy's so souped up on power he's likely cocky, though also the strongest Powerian, obviously. Realtor seems manic depressed. Mindar's the brains of the outfit, so likely he might talk too much. Spacious is all about balence. Ticktocko can read everyone like a book with his time-connected foresight, which next to Prow, makes him the OTHER hard one to fight. And Mamazana..... Well honestly, she looks like a pasifist, so really it's five out of six I should worry about. I just haven't figured out a plan from it, cause, I imagine that a sect of Outer Gods called "The Cosmic Powerians", are not meant to be pushovers.
  • Katrina: I'm just glad you at least waited to admit that.
  • Taffee: Then just fill us in and I just might formulate a good one.
  • Star: We'll still need to wait for Eclipsa and ODS.
  • Janna: Well we can wait. (Just as she got her phone out, Eclipsa arrived with ODS, her wings fully restored) AW, MAN!
  • Star: PEGASUS FEATHERS, THAT'S A HUUUUGE BUTTERFLY!!!
  • Marco: "Ay dios mio, it's like a butterfly verson of Legendary's Mothra."
  • Thaumorpheus: "(Appears before them) And you should be kept in mind that she gave my Dispellers and Mavores a lot of problems. So, Star, you and Eclipsa may have to have a serious talk about restricting the creation of spells capable of combating Outers in the future."
  • Star: "Noted."
  • The area shook for a bit, prompting everyone to find the shorce, and find that it's Eclipsa trying to lead the still giantic ODS into the one, even when having shrunk to fit inside the wand.
  • Eclipsa: "Goodness, I see size is an issue."
  • ODS: "Hey, fair's fair, the more powerful the spell, the bigger it gets."
  • Eclipsa: "Then, why isn't the nameless spell so, ginormous?"
  • ODS: "Because it was mostly made to bust regeneration and/or tough hides in Mon-.... Right, "Bestarians". Not saying it can't potaintionally do some damage to Outers, but, maybe at the least a weaker one like Low-Level Devients or the likes of Infintaries. Maybe hurt an Infinity Libarian in the book face at best. Because I was meant to actselly HURT Outers STRONGER then that, I need alot more mana to work with, and, well.... That's why I'm such an over-sized bitch."
  • Size-Winder: "Uh, ya want me to give shrinking this lady another go?"
  • ODS: "Hey, shouldn't his darn wand be changing itself to better acomindate me or som- (Suddenly the hallways got bigger as did the entry way ODS got stuck in, better accomindating her size)....... Uh..... Well, that's service."
  • Thaumorpheus: "Well, that's because the wand size it was taking in a big spell, so it had to accomindate for it. I suspect you may even have your own room."
  • ODS: "Oh, uh.... I, take it your Thaumorpheus, right?"
  • Thaumorpheus: "Yes. I am."
  • ODS: "Look, I, I want to apologiese about kicking your Dispeller and Mavore friends' asses back there. Though in my defense, they started it wanting to contain me like I'm some lunatic! (Eclipsa cleared her throat)...... Uh, not to say, they didn't had a valid and fair reason for it. Try not to take my beef with Outers seriously, I was born under specific circumstances and-"
  • Thaumorpheus: "It's fine, it's fine. You'll have plenty of oppertunity to vent your displeasure to Outers soon, but only to any an actual concern."
  • ODS: "Yeah yeah, I get the idea. Welp, off to my room, I, guess. (Goes off)..... Okay, fair's fair, this is a nice place."
  • Star: ".... Well, now that THAT'S settled, let's go back to the Lougers and discuss how to confront the Powerians."

Chapter 8: Stopping Xorbin

Outside the Wand

  • The group came back from the wand, but they were surprised that the Lougers and other allies were pinned to the ground by Xirds and Xoldiers.
  • Xoldier: "UGH, FINALLY, WHAT TOOK YOU YUTS' SO LONG?! WE HAVE BEEN PINNING THESE MISFITS DOWN FOR HOURS?!"
  • Ludo: "HEY, NOBODY SAID AMENDING BROKEN BONDS WAS FAST AND EASY?!"
  • Moon: "..... CONFOUND IT, ECLIPSA, WHY DIDN'T YOU WARN US OF THIS?!"
  • Eclipsa: "I teleported directly back to the wand with ODS, I didn't know about this!"
  • Moon: "..... Okay, fair point, fair point."
  • ???: "Finally.... (Music was heard) Finally got you, where, I, want you."
  • Xorbin formed as music was heard.
Deltarune the (not) Musical - Chaos King

Deltarune the (not) Musical - Chaos King

Xorbin's Song

  • Star: You don't get to do anything to us anymore, Xorbin. Bad enough you got me ticked enough into saying what I said in the trial, but you had Asper corrupted.
  • Xorbin: Well it was true nonetheless. You, Star Butterfly, are a terrorist. Terrorists pay the worst prices. You brought this upon yourself.
  • Star: YA KNOW WHAT, SO WHAT!? I DID WHAT I FELT WAS RIGHT!! You? You're just an extremist fanatic who just breezed his way into being the Mewman Xexaxez. That stupid eye doesn't scare me. Not anymore.
  • Xorbin: Foolish mortal. I can incinerate you where you stand. I've spent enough time proving to those Outer Gods that Mewmans were far more dangerous than they thought. The plan that I had Xavian, your mother, and the Magic High Commission agreed to just to make you commit something that gets the destruction of Mewmanity done quicker, took too much luck and effort!
  • Star/Marco:...... What?!?
  • Xorbin: "Oh how silly of me to admit that. Then again, you inrealmers did invented the term "Dead Man Tell No Tales", so, I think I feel confident enough that I may as well admit it. Xavian may be above the average intelligence of even other above average intelligent Xirds, but end of the day, he was still a Xird. Xlazzon was an ill-suited master and a waste of Xavian's talents because of his negotiable nature, which illsuited the purpose of an Outer God of the Destructor Class. So, I encouraged Xavian to go ahead with his exspearimental idea to turn Toffee into an Avatar, then, encouraged him to coherse Moon and her Commission idiots to do those sins that, encouraged the Magic Realms having to be harmed. Apart from unplanned snags like losing Toffee and Xavian, I got the accursed 0-Brave, perfectly captured."
  • Thaumorpheus: "(Flabbergasted) Duh, duh, duh..... Xorbin, how, how could you?!"
  • Xorbin: "I meant no great ill from it, Thaumorpheus, everything was only to root out defecter Infintaries and their attempt to undermine the Grand Design by trying to introduse their fanactic concepts of Outer God intervention to inrealms and their advent of a 0-Brave! A 0-Brave would've been an end to innovation for the Xzars to make an avatar! There would be a risk of misguided protections for interdimensional empires, and ergo greater risks of interdimensional chaos, BECAUSE of these misguided protections! And that's not even touching on how this would effect even those lowly Erasers or the optional Wipers! Because of the All-Mother's dangerous curiousity for such a rank of mortal, added to her lack of interest for direct intervention, the Grand Design as it is would be DOOMED to be only as how a childish equilent to a child on many suger rushes has whimmed!! Then, Outer Gods, even my race, are doomed to be shells of their former unrestricted glory, as Interdimensional Empires will run rampant because of a 0-Brave's existence! So I think you'll have to understand, Creator, that the Magic Realms needed to take a slight hit, just so I can prevent HER existence! (Points to Star)....."
  • Thaumorpheus: "..... You....... You....... You nearly tooked the lives of those that meant many worlds to me, risked this part of the multiverse to be without the Magic Realm's influence, harmed so many people in so many other dimensions, and nearly ruined my kinship with Star Butterfly...... JUST TO PROVE AN IDEOLOGICAL POINT?!"
  • Xorbin: "Now, by all means, Creator, it wasn't of any intended malice. It was meant to enlighten you on why you should be above opening yourself to Inrealmers. They are nothing but insects that'll ruin all your hard work in the end of the day. And fair's fair, by all means, you're entitled to not appresiate my existence anymore, but you cannot deny that, even if everything about Mina occured on it's own terms, Star Butterfly, STILL, destroyed magic! I mean, she could've just as easily cured that Mina cretin or preferably killed her off and that'd be the end of that! But no! She opted, to destroy, magic. And everyone else nearly paid the price because of the whims of a mortal brat! This whole thing was to prove that the concept of 0-Braves are a BAD IDEA!! Because mortals do not understand the way we Outer Gods understand! They don't think like us! They let themselves be, a slave to their emotions! They would sooner ruin everything set to maintain balance in the name of their ideals before anything else!! To me, a 0-Brave is just, a one-man Interdimensional Empire! So I figured, I should get rid of that as well! Of course, it helps that she is of a race already set to be destroyed for Interdimensional imperialism."
  • Thaumorpheus: "(Gets angry yet teary) I'll, tell the All-Mother about this?!"
  • Xorbin: "Tch, powerful as she is, she is still bound by their own vows of non-interventionalism. Not even for a 0-Brave, would she defy this. And good luck trying to explain what you know to the other Outer Gods, because after her display, they'll think you as someone who got Stockholmed, and will aim to reboot your memories so you'll forget Star ever came to you! Not even the Cosmic Powerians will take your words for anything but the words of a misguided fallen Outer God needing to be set back to the TRUE path! Now, how's about, (Two Xoldiers held Thaumorpheus down) You stand aside from this event, (Telepathicly lifts Star up to where his face is) And watch me, do my job! (His Eye-Mouth starts to charge up it's green ray as the blood-red smoke intensifived) AS MEANT TO BE, BY THE GRAND DESIGN!!"
  • Star: RAINBOW FLARE!!!! (She flashed a bright light at him freeing herself as she was caught by Marco)
  • Xorbin: AHHHHHH!!!! YOU LITTLE BRAT!!!! I LITTERALLY JUST SAID, IT'S NOTHING PERSONAL!!! IT'S JUST THE GRAND DESIGN!!! EVEN THE ALL-MOTHER CAN'T ARGUE WITH IT!!!
  • Star: ARE YOU KIDDING ME?! You haven't exactly met the All-Mother! I thought she was the worst of the worst, but she's actually VERY nice! She cares about mortals because she knows you Outer Gods need us. And you? Bad enough you tricked me into threatening and insulting Outer Gods, but YOU ALSO SET ME UP TO DESTROY THE MAGIC REALMS, JUST TO PROVE A POINT?!? I'm PUH-RETTY sure that's conspiracy AND a crime to Outer Gods and mortals alike. You're the one to truly blame for the near-death of the Magic Realms. It doesn't matter what keeps her from doing it, she WILL give you what you deserve! You're a traitor to your own kind!
  • Xorbin: "(His eyesight was restored) Tch, I half-expected the All-Mother would turn misguided. Her aimless fascination with a 0-Brave has clouded her judgment like it did to Glossiary and his defected kin. As far as the other Outer Gods know, 0-Braves are myths, and oany witnesses of this being otherwise, are either defects or deviants, not exactly creditable shorces of comfirmation, and myself, but I won't exactly aim to disclose this. The Outer Gods will only remember you as just another part of dimensionals punished for making an Inter-Dimentional empire. Then afterwords, Glossiary and kin, along with your defect companions, will be tossed into the Hibernation Realm, I'll have Thaum's memory cleansed of your existence to prevent a creator from being misguided, and the All-Mother? Tch, even with what you said in mind, there's only so much she can do with a 0-Brave of an erased existence! Besides, everything I did was for THEIR sakes and the Grand Design's! An Outer God's existence is already limited to serve it's needs, it does not need to be made more complicated, by a 0-Brave, disrupting their purpose because a few mortals got hurt?! (Charge returns) YOU, WILL NOT TAINT THE LIGHT, OF THE GRAND DESIGN- (A giant roulette ball hits Xorbin in the back of the head) D'OW DAMN IT?!"
  • ???: "OY VEY, DO YA EVER SHUT UP ABOUT THE GRAND DESIGN ALREADY?!"
  • Jackpot and his compainions were seen!
  • Jackpot: "I mean, I know you intendeds REALLY love serving the grand ol' scheme of things, but, come on, it's getting old how much you spefificly kept yammering about it! You're not worthy to serve it!"
  • Luucky: "I know, right? Yet intendeds criticised mortals for being too preachy about belief?"
  • Manfredro: "Tch, and you intendeds wonder why we devients never get along with ya?"
  • Haywire: "I met Energy Councilers more humble then his cosmic ass."
  • Traina: "If you thought we were gonna let what you did to Jackpot's business slide, then your omnisence might need to be checked, cause you are mistaken!"
  • Side Swipa: "I'm not gonna let you take Diamond Head from me!"
  • Sundaila: "Same for Omnitraxus."
  • Jackpot: "And I just started to get to know my new faverite sudo-Candelian Hekapoo, it be sucky for that to fall short cause of enturnal sleep in the Hybernation Realm!"
  • Mewstral, Feartrick, Vonbon, and Duster stood along side Jackpot's group.
  • Xorbin: "..... (Smug laughter), I am not scared of a collection of Devients and Defects. The Sleep Reapers will contend with you."
  • Sundaila: "Tch, no problem. (Conjures up a small viewing portal) Cause I think they would be interested in hearing this. (Replays Xorbin's confession, which surprised Xorbin and his followers)...."
  • Xorbin: "...... XIRDS?! XOLDIERS?! DESTROY THOSE TRAITORS?!"
  • X-Fate: "No....."
  • Xorbin: "(Confused stare)..... X-FATE, WHAT DO YOU MEAN NO?! YOU'LL DO AS I COMMAND?!"
  • X-Fate: "..... Not, anymore, not after I found out that the majority of everything was your fault!? It's bad enough Asper's gone forever from me, now Xavian's actions were YOUR doing?!"
  • Xorbin: "YOU WRENCH, I AM ORDERING YOU TO- (The X-Fate uses the Xlanturn to hit Xorbin in the eye) AAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH?! IT'S ALWAYS THE EYE?!"
  • Star: "..... What is that X-Fate doing?"
  • Kronor: "..... I do believe, that, is what remains of Rubi."
  • Star: "(Gasps).... Rubi's alive..... (Familiar beautiful ruby eyes came out of the X-Fate)... Wow!"
  • Marco: Those eyes really ARE pretty. I can see why Asper was so into you.
  • Ludo: "I thought that X-Fate looked particularly feminate. Alot of other X-fates are usually dudes."
  • Xorbin: "..... YOU WOULD ATTACK THE BEING YOUR LIFEFORCE IS CONNECTED TO?! IF ANYTHING HAPPENS TO ME, ALL OF YOU ARE DOOMED AS WELL?!"
  • X-Rubi: "..... Then I elect Xexe as new future Xexaxez for us to follow."
  • Xexe was seen happly picking flowers.
  • Xexe: "Wait, huh?"
  • Xorbin: "WHAT?! YOU WOULD DARE REPLACE ME, WITH THAT PAHTHIC CHILDISH INSULT THAT EVER MERGED OUT OF MY GLORIOUS BODY?! (Grabs X-Rubi) I, WILL, MAKE, YOU, PAY?!"
  • Jackpot: "Actselly, about that, Xorby. We still haven't discussed the damages and compinsation I am owed."
  • Xorbin: "SILENCE, DEVIANT?! THE OUTER GODS OWE NOTHING, TO UNINTENDED DEVIENTS?!"
  • Jackpot: "In that case, (Shows a large box), You'll have to speak to my lawyer. (Opens it to reveil a Wasp Woman being that buzzed madly about)"
  • Xorbin: "(Shrilly scream?!)?! YOU BROUGHT AN OUTER HAWK WASP HERE!?"
  • Jackpot: "Actselly, I always had Carey here. (The Outer Hawk Wasp looks at Jackpot and coos being petted by him) I just saved her for when I need to contend with a, particularly nasty case of any Intended Outer God trying to harm my business.... And, I don't happen to be biased in how imposing they might be, so.... All's fair in love and war."
  • Xorbin: "Duh, duh, wait, wait, I'll, I'll have Thaumorpheus restore your business, I'll give you many cosmic coins, I'll have devients being routed into the Gambler Dimention, just please keep that PARASITE AWAY FROM ME?!"
  • Jackpot: "Oh, and how can I trust your word on it, given you just earlier admited that you set up the Magic Realms to be whacked, just to stop a well-intended Infintary only trying to give a new way to keep Inter-Dimentional Empires from happening?"
  • Xorbin: "Duh, I, I can earnestly give you cosmic wealth beyond your dreams! You'll become the richest Chancespawn of this Multiverse! You'll be set for eturnity for many Multiverseal Rebirths!"
  • Jackpot: "Yeeeeaaaahhhh, no. See, you intendeds always like to say ya don't do bargaining, soooooooo..... I respectfully decline."
  • Xorbin: "........ WHAT KIND OF CHANCESPAWN WITH VERSE RAIDER PETS GIVES UP THE PROMISE OF ENSURED WEALTH?!"
  • Jackpot: "Do ya really think being considered "The Nicest Chancespawn" is just a stage-name? I gave up even GREATER wealth oppertunies to earn it, even at the criticisum of my creator-dad! Dude, I even gave up being the rights owner of the Dimention of Really Wealthy Banking Clans! Surfice to say, I ain't a guy who can be bought easily."
  • Xorbin: "Duh, duh, I, I...... (Telepathicly grabs Star again) YOU BETTER KEEP THAT BUG AWAY FROM ME, OR ELSE, I'LL ABSORB STAR'S COSMIC ENERGY?!"
  • Marco: "YOU'RE GONNA DO THAT ANYWAY, NO ONE'S FOOLED?!"
  • Jackpot: "(Carey was getting antsy) Carey's getting antsy now."
  • Xorbin: "...... YOU WILL NOT STOP ME FROM GETTING RID OF THIS ZERO BRAVE?! (Flew off with Star in his grasp)."
  • X-Rubi has the Xzars let the Lougers and Thaumorpheus go.
  • Po: "GET'IM?!"
  • The Heroes Charged after Xorbin as Thaumorpheus and the other Outer Gods stayed behind while this song played in the background.
One Thing (feat

One Thing (feat. Casey Lee Williams) by Jeff Williams with Lyrics

  • Thaumorpheus: "..... Jackpot, you and your troupe wait here to monitor the heroes' Progress in dealing with Xorbin, (Takes the Viewing Portal of Xorbin's confession from Sundailia), I believe the other Outer Gods need to hear this truth. (Leaves with X-Rubi and the revolted Xzars)."
  • Mewstral: "...... Well, what is everyone waiting for? Let's help Star!"
  • Glossiary summoned forth a giant magical train.
  • Glossiary: "All aboard the rescue express!"
  • The group got into it as the train chased after Xorbin!
  • Xorbin: "MUST, ESCAPE?! (GETS INTO A PORTAL, AS THE TRAIN FOLLOWED)!?"

Inbetween Tunnel

  • Xorbin was fleeing as the train chased him!
  • Xorbin: "I need to lose them in the most dangerious of dimentions?! And I have the perfect set in mind?!"
  • Star: "OH DON'T THINK I WON'T GET THE IDEA TO- (He uses black mist to shut her mouth tight) MMMMM?!"
  • Xorbin laughed!

Dimensional Gate

  • Two Outer God Octopuses resembleent to the Final Fantasy Octopus Monster Ultros were both seen playing Nintendo Switches.
  • Outer God Octopus 1: "Man, I LOVE being a Mischiver."
  • Mischiver 2: "And I done sure love being a rift-guard. It's the most relaxed job in all of the Mad Rims. Like anyone would actselly wanna try breaking into the Mad Rims. Much less be plumb crazy enough to even BE in the Outer Rims."
  • Mischiver 1: "Hey, ya'll hear about them Magic Realms being all fixed up?"
  • Mischiver 2: "Yeah it's been like that a while go. Real shame."
  • Mischiver 1: "But hey, we all know the choas from magic being wrecked wasn't gonna be forever, man. It was fun while it lasted."
  • Mischiver 2: "Yup. Took up a big chunk outta 2019. This will be mah faverite year cause of it-"
  • Xorbin: "(Charging forth) OUT OF THE WAY, DISGUSTING DEVIENTS?! (Smacks the Mischivers away and breaks down the Rift gate, entering the Mad Rims along with the persuing train)!"
  • Mischiver 1: "..... Darrick........ Get the Cosmic Popcorn and Soda....."

The Mad Rims, Dimension 1

  • Xorbin appeared in what looks like a relitively normal area still chased by the Heroes' Train, but apawn so, Xorbin flew up as a running in reverse mob of scared people were seen!
  • Cynder: "Sdrawkcab ginog elpoep esoht era yhw? (Realises in shock) HUH? SDRAWKCAB GINKAEPS I MA?!"
  • Glossiary: "Oh poo! The Backwords Dimension! Where everything is in reverse!"
  • Kronar/Sundaila: "I HATE THIS DIMENSION, AND IT'S ACCURSED TIME GLITCH?! (The two looked at eachother and blushed)."
  • Xorbin laughed!
  • Xorbin: "BET THE MEWMAN BRAT ISN'T WORTH IT NOW, IS IT?! So glad phsyical laws don't effect Outer Gods!"
  • Xorbin escapes into another portal as did the train!

Mad Rim Dimension 2

  • The Xorbin entered a realm of extreme horror as did the heroes!
  • Feartrick: ".... Oh no! I know this place?! My people are madly in love with this realm?!"
  • Icky: "That bad?"
  • Feartrick: "THIS IS THE HORRORVERSE!!"
  • SpongeBob: "Pssshaw, I'm sure it's not that ba-"
  • Suddenly, a nightmarish Cyclops Diver from the Spongebob Movie appeared roaring!
  • Spongebob: "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA?! IT'S THE CYCLOPS?!"
  • The Train Dodges it!
  • Feartrick: "Not exactly, it was a manafestation of a previous fear of it! THIS REALM MAKES FEARS REAL!!"
  • The Train goes by a lot of the Lougers' and other Heroes' great fears!
  • Vonbon: "REMEMBER, THE BEST WAY TO BREAK FEAR IS TO NOT FEAR IT!!"
  • Cynder: "THE SOONER WE GET OUT OF THIS AWFUL REALM, THE BET- (The Train felt terbulence as a Horrorverse manifestation of Malefor broke the roof and laughed madly)...... MALEFOR?!"
  • Spyro: "IT'S NOT REALLY HIM, CYNDER, IT'S A REALM MANIFESTAT- (The Horrorverse Malefor grabbed Cynder and flew off chakling)! CYNDER?! NOOOOOO?! (Flies after Horrorverse Malefor)!"
  • Feartrick: "YOU FOOLS?! (Chases after Spyro) DON'T FEED INTO THEIR TRICKS?!"
  • Gazelle: "WE NEED TO STOP FOR SPYRO AND CYNDER, THEY NEED OUR-"
  • ???: "HELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLP?!"
  • Gazelle was horrorfived to see a couple of Zootopian Herbavores having chained up and were torturing Hecktor with too many Shock Collars!
  • Hecktor: "GAZZZZZZZZZZAAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLEEEEEEEEEEEE?! HELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLP MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE?!"
  • Gazelle: "HECKTOR?! (Gets on her Uniter Blade and was about to get off)!"
  • Vonbon: "NO?! THAT'S NOT YOUR HECKTOR?! IT'S A MANIFESTATION OF YOUR WORSE FEAR!? IT'S TRYING TO BAIT YA IN?!"
  • Gazelle: "I CAN'T LET HECKTOR GET HURT?!"
  • Vonbon: "IT'S NOT ACTSELLY HIM?! (Gazelle flys off on her Uniter Blade) OH FOR THE LOVE OF- (Chases after Gazelle)!"
  • Loosonary: "We need to slow down Xorbin so not to leave anyone behnd!"
  • Eclipsa: "Let me try something! CHAINS OF MOBY DICK?! (Fires very powerful chains that latched themselves onto Xorbin, hurting him a bit)!"
  • Xorbin: "OWWWWWWWWWWWWW, THAT ACTUALLY HURTS?!"
  • Xorbin was slowed down!
  • Gazelle got to the scene of Horrorverse Hecktor's torture!
  • Gazelle: "ALL OF YOU STOP IT, HE DID NOTHING WRONG?!"
  • The Cruel Herbavores didn't even acknowledged her as they brought in a shock collar of Herbavoris, and an old model where the shocks can kill.
  • Gazelle: "..... NO?! (Gets in front of the Herbavore that had the collar) DON'T, YOU, DARE?! (Uses the Uniter Blade to stab the cruel Herbavore, but in her shock, the scene of Hecktor's suffering turned into that she accsidently attacked the Horrorverse's Manifestation of the Lightfly Queen)...... (Gasps)!....... Elzaorbana?! I'm, I'm so sorry?!"
  • Elzaorbana: "(Was suffering her wounds)..... My dear Giselle....... Why?"
  • Gazelle was ashamed of her self.....
  • Gazelle: ".... I'm sorry, Elzaorbana.... I, I will forfeit my-"
  • Vonbon got to her and tenticle smacked her!
  • Vonbon: "SNAP OUT OF IT, LADY!! THIS IS THE HORRORVERSE, NOTHING HERE IS REAL!! IT'S JUST MANIFESTATIONS MESSING WITH YOU?!"
  • Gazelle: "But, they feel so, real!"
  • Vonbon: "THAT'S HOW THIS PLACE GETS YA, NOW GET OVER IT?!"
  • Gazelle calms down and the horrorable manifestations disipate.....
  • Gazelle: "...... Thank you."
  • Vonbon: "Don't thank me yet, your dragon friends still have it bad!"
  • Points to Spyro chasing Horrorverse Malefor!
  • Spyro: "LET HER GO?!"
  • Horrorverse Malefor: "IF YOU INSIST?! (Throws Cynder straight at a waiting Horrorverse Gaul)!"
  • Horrorverse Gaul pins Cynder down!
  • Horrorverse Gaul: "TIME FOR YOUR EXECUTION, WRENCH?!"
  • Spyro: "CYNDER?! (Suddenly, a Horrorverse Blot pounces onto Spyro)! GAH?! (Sees Blot)..... BLOT?!"
  • Horrorverse Blot: "MORNING SUNSHINE?! (Makes Spyro look at Cynder about to be exicuted) LOOKS LIKE YOUR LADY FRIEND'S ABOUT TO GET "A HEAD" IN LIFE?!"
  • Spyro: "NO?! NOOO?! NOT EVEN THE PUNS CAN ESCAPE HIM!!!! CYNDER!!!!"
  • Horrorverse Gaul was about to make the finishing blow!
  • Gazelle was charging forth!
  • Gazelle: "SPYRO, CYNDER, THEY'RE NOT REAL!!"
  • Feartrick arrived before Gazelle!
  • Feartrick: "The Uniter Speaks true! These are manifestations of already congured fears?! Do not allow them victory!"
  • Cynder began to calm down, wihich disapates only Horrorverse Malefor, but Horrorverse Gaul and Blot are still here!
  • Feartirck: ".... Young Spyro, you need to stop worrying for Cynder!"
  • Spyro: "I CAN'T?! GAUL'S GONNA-"
  • Feartrick: "THEY'RE NOT WHO YOU THINK THEY ARE?! THEY'RE NOTHING BUT MISCHIVERS' CHEAP TRICKS?!"
  • Cynder: "SPYRO, LISTEN TO HIM?! YOU'RE ONLY GONNA GIVE THIS REALM POWER OVER YOU IF YOU LET FEAR IN, JUST LIKE THE WILLTOPIANS DID TO STAR!! BEAT THE REALM BY IGNORING IT'S TRICKS!!"
  • Spyro got that, and calmed down, making Blot and Gaul disapate to nothing.
  • Gazelle grabbed Spyro and Cynder and returned to the train with Feartrick and Vonbon, just as the chain of moby dick disapate back into mana as Xorbin was able to move again, escaping into another portal the train follows!

Mad Rims Dimension 3

  • A Plain of People going bonkers and crazy was seen as Xorbin enters through with the train following!
  • Xorbin: "LET'S SEE YOU FOOLS HANDLE THIS!!"
  • The Less Strong-Willed Heroes began to break into psycotic laughter, leaving only the Strong-Willed and the Outers.
  • Jackpot: "D'awww no, a Mischiver's all time faverite classic, the Insaneaverse?!"
  • Mewstral: "Don't worry, I can help them! (Cures the weak-willed of their aliment) There! Immunity from the Insaneaverse's effects."
  • Xorbin already got into a new portal as the Train Followed!

Mad Rims Dimension 4

  • Xorbin entered into an area where cities are crumbling, cars are crashing and people becoming miserable and suffering as the Train Followed!
  • Dimenopia: "..... The Tragity Dimension..... It just HAD to be this sad craphole of a realm."
  • Xorbin flew across an area that was an unstable warzone where fleeing citizens were running and screaming for help!
  • Gazelle's heart broke when she saw a stranded baby in a carriage as the parents were long gone.
  • Gazelle wanted to help, but Mewstral stopped her....
  • Mewstral: "..... It's dangerous to help anyone in the Mad Rims. It only upsets the Mischievers."
  • Gazelle couldn't help but to sob as the Train left the infant to an unknown fate as the Train followed the retreating Xorbin to another portal.

Mad Rims Dimension 5

  • An expanded realm of beings and creatures being tortured medeilly or other methods was seen as Xorbin flew past all that with the Train chasing them!
  • Kronor: "Oh no, NOT THE TORTURE REALM!!"
  • Xorbin: OH YES, YES THE TORTURE REALM!!
  • A Giraffe was being streched to his painful limit!
  • Sea Creatures were placed under a HOT lamp!
  • A Koopa Troopa was made to spin and hit two green pipes repeatedly!
  • Koopa Troopa: "THIS IS LITTERALLY NO DIFFERENT THAN HOME!!"
  • Gazelle was seriously suffering at the site as her heart couldn't take it!
  • Pang Bing: ".... Oh no! These terrorable realms are getting to Gazelle?!"
  • Glossiary: "She's losing her spirit, a common effect of the Mad Rims! She can't handle anymore of these realms?! We need to lead Xorbin out of the Mad Rims before this place breaks her?!"
  • Dimenopia: "I got an idea?! (Sees Xorbin about to enter another portal)..... Eclipsa, change the portal to something else?!"
  • Eclipsa: "DIFFERENT DESTINATION!! (Fires a spell that effected the portal that causes Xorbin and the others to go to somewhere else)"

Different Dimension

  • What looked like an Ice Age Area was seen as Xorbin appeared right in it!
  • Xorbin: "WHAT?! THIS ISN'T IN THE MAD RIM TERRITORIES?!"
  • The Train charged out as well!
  • Xorbin saw that and resumed fleeing!
  • Savio was freezing like mad!
  • Savio: "WHY IS THIS SO COOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLD?!"
  • Eclipsa: "Sorry love."
  • Phystal: "I'M NOT HAVING FUN NEITHER?! THE ICE AGE DIMENSION IS THE WORSE FOR REPTILES?!"
  • Xorbin: "Grrr, so if I can't lose them in the Mad Rims, I'll go to the one dimension even THEY couldn't stomach! I'll have to brave.... The Cosmic Uncanny Valley. Hehehe, and it just so happens I'm close to it. Just two other dimensions to go through. (Opens a new portal as the train followed)"

Another Dimension

  • A Lovecraftian Jungle is seen as Xorbin flies in along with the Train.
  • In the Jungle, alot of armed Verse Raiders were seen....
  • Verse Raider Crab: "LOOK AT THAT?!"
  • Deity Poucher: "........ Is that, a Xzar?"
  • Energy Thief: "All the way out here?"
  • Verse Raider Chuthuluian: "...... The Xzar and that Train's occupents, WILL MAKE FOR A GREAT HUNT?! (The Resident Verse Raiders cheered as they charged)!"
  • Lucky Jack: "(Sees the Verse Raiders) Guys? WE GOT COMPANY?!"
  • Manfredro: "Oh no.... This is the Cosmic Huntzone?! Where Verse Raiders hunt just about anything here?! Even Other Verse Raiders not apart of the group?!"
  • Iago: "NOW WOULD BE A GOOD TIME FOR THE OUTER GOD BUSTING SPELL?!"
  • Eclipsa: "ODS' IS STAR'S SPELL, SHE'LL ONLY OBEY HER?!"
  • Icky: "MOTHER-F*****G FIGURES?!"
  • Po: "Let me and the Five handle them! They may be Outer Gods, but bad dudes are bad dudes, having a higher standing in a cosmic pecking order, don't change that!"
  • The Verse Raiders began to get closer to the Train and Xorbin as well!
  • Tigress: 'WE BETTER GET READY TO FIGHT THEN?!" (They did that)
  • Xorbin: HAHAHA! FACE IT, 0-BRAVE, YOU'RE FINISHED!!
  • Star: MMMMMMPH!!! (Muffles a spell that summoned ODS)
  • Xorbin: WHAT?! (He dropped her as ODS caught her) YOU CAN SUMMON YOUR STUPID SPELLS NONVERBALLY?!
  • Star: I summon them in places where even I can't recognize my own speech like when I talk underwater. My spells are just in sync with me.
  • Xorbin: I, I, NO!!! (He escaped as the train returned while fighting off the last of the Verse Raiders)
  • Marco: STAR, YOU'RE OKAY!!
  • Star: NO TALK TIME, GET THE SPACE GALAXY HURRICANE THING!! (They follow him)

Another Dimension

  • Star: (Gurgling) YOU WON'T GET AWAY, MMPH!!!
  • Mewstral: DAMN, WE'RE IN THE SEASCAPE DIMENSION, A UNIVERSE LITERALLY FILLED WITH WATER!!!
  • Kronor: "I don't recall this being in the Outer Rims!"
  • Glossiary: "At this point, cause he ddn't had Star anymore, I think he's abandoned the Cosmic Uncanny Valley quest and is just trying to dodge us now!"
  • Star: (She made a Bulla Spiro helmet to breath for herself and the others) CHEAP TRICK, XORBIN!!!
  • Xorbin: YOU CAN'T BLAME ME FOR TRYING!!
  • Giant Eels began to sprout from the ground in respondse to the commotion they are hearing.
  • Icky: "Now this is an EEL of a good time!"
  • Lord Shen: "PUNS, PREHISTORIC ONE, REALLY?! (Smacks Icky)?!"
  • Xorbin escapes to another portal as the train followed!

Another Dimension.

  • Xorbin flew into a dimension with nothing but active weather as the Train came in!
  • River: "Look alive, you all! This is the Weather Dimension!"
  • Xorbin was seen heading torwords a tornado valley with constent tornados!
  • Icky: "He's heading for the most litteral tornado valley ever?!"
  • Star: "Is he crazy?!"
  • Mewstral: "The Tornados are no threat to him, cause he's an Outer-"
  • Star: "I meant for us! Those Tornados would be a problem for us!"
  • Mewstral: "Ah, quite, I see what you are getting at."
  • Huifang: "Well he is trying to lose us, to be fair, so-"
  • Marco: "We're gonna need something that can withstand tornados!"
  • Kowalski: Or we can just do a Sharknado and blow them up with bombs.
  • Skipper: OH COME ON, YOU'RE TAKING ADVICE FROM A DUMBASS MOVIE?! Kolwalski, I knew you BETTER then that!
  • Icky: "Just because the Sci-Fi/SyFy Channel has the word "Science" in it, doesn't mean it's accreate stuff! There's also the matter of it being called "FICTION"! For crud's sake, yer taking advice from a movie based on the craziest as balls idea ever, THAT SOMEHOW MANAGED TO GET A MOVIE SERIES?!"
  • Kowalski: ARE YOU FORGETTING WE'RE IN A FICTIONAL SETTING?!
  • Skipper:... Touché. Bombs it is. (They start blowing up bombs in each tornado that approaches them)
  • Xorbin: "ARE YOU SERIOUS?!"
  • Icky: "HEY PARDON US FOR UTILISING THE FACT WE'RE FICTIONAL CHARACTERS TAKING FULL ADVANTAGE THAT THIS ISN'T THE REAL-LIFE UNITED UNIVERSES?!"
  • Xorbin: "..... IN THAT CASE?! (Opens a new portal and escapes to it as the Train Chases them!)"

Live Action United Universe, Real Life Kansas.

  • A Farm Hand was seen tending to cattle and lifestock as he typically does.
  • Suddenly, a storm was heard brewing, as he looked to see it. It was not like any storm he'd seen.
  • Suddenly, the clouds turned extremely black, as they formed around a certain area, forming into Xorbin!
  • Farm Hand: "..... (SCREAMS LIKE A BITCH AND MAKES A RUN FOR IT)?!"
  • The Train Flies in, looking photo realisitic as now the heroes are either still animated like in Who Framed Roger Rabbit and/or now CGI Models like in Spongebob's Sequel movie, though their Outer allies remained unchanged.
  • Icky: ".... The Real Life United Universes where everything operates in realistic logic.... Just HAD to bring it up, Ickster."
  • Xorbin: "(Laughs).... Let's see your precious "Cartoon Logic", Save you now?! (Began to spin rapidly as Xorbin was trying to cause a super tornado to happen)"
  • Cynder: "He's going to try and make a Super Tornado!?"
  • Icky: "AND WE'RE IN KANSAS, THE TORNADO CAPITAL OF THE WORLD?!"
  • Shifu: "Something like that will DESTROY this Earth?!"
  • Gilda: "Then let's stop him from wrecking-..... Whatever which realisitic earth this is?!"
  • Glossiary: "Here, let me check. (Opens up Multiverseal Map).....  Do any of you happen to be familier with, "Deadpool Life Action Movies" Earth?"
  • Silence......
  • Lord Shen: "...... Ohhhhhhhhh, bother."
  • Glossiary: "Why? Is there something I should know about?"
  • Lord Shen: We're in the Earth of the Deadpool movies.
  • Deadpool: (Suddenly appears as live-action form) WELL THAT'S WONDERFUL!!! I thought I would only have cheap camios in this episode!
  • Glossiary: GAAH!!! Who are you?
  • Lord Shen: Ugh. Everyone, meet Deadpool. The bane of our existence.
  • Deadpool: OH YOU KNOW YOU LOVE ME!!
  • Lord Shen: And that's the hardest part. He's mad as a hatter.
  • Mad Hatter: I'M THE ONLY MAD HATTER!!! HATTERS AREN'T MAD EXCEPT ME AND MY COUNTERPARTS!!... Sorry. I'm, just sick of that metaphor.
  • March Hare: Simile.
  • Mad Hatter: Pretty sure it's a metaphor.
  • March Hare: Simile.
  • Mad Hatter: Metaphor.
  • March Hare: Simile.
  • Mad Hatter: Metaphor.
  • March Hare: Simile.
  • Mad Hatter: Metaphor.
  • Deadpool: SIMILE METAPHOR INFINITY, SHUT UP!!! You guys got a galaxy eye to hunt!
  • Xorbin: "You inrealmers are out of luck, now! Without your beloved reality defying capabilites, you are bound to this United Unvierses' Physical Laws! Helpless to stop me!"
  • Deadpool: "Yeesh, it's one of those kinda of bad guys, right? The major self-rightious egoist Galactus Wanna-Be kinda guys?"
  • Xorbin got offended at that?!
  • Xorbin: "DID YOU JUST COMPAIRED ME, TO AN ERASER?!"
  • Deadpool: Galactus is an Outer God? I mean, f*** yes I did.
  • Icky: "Leave it to Deadpool to piss off something far beyond more powerful then he is."
  • Xorbin lost his tornado consintraightion and began to confront and argue with Deadpool, giving Carey, the Outer Hawk Wasp, a chance to sneak behind Xorbin!
  • Xorbin: "I AM A XEXAXEZ?! I AM MANY LEVELS BEYOND AN ERASER?!"
  • Deadpool: "How so, Bright Eye?"
  • Xorbin: "THIS "GALACTUS" IS LIMITED TO EATING MERE PLANETS, WHILST I CONSUME THE ENTIRE REALM THEY ARE IN?!"
  • Deadpool: "Saying you eat more doesn't mean it's a good thing to brag about. It's amazing neither of you two gotten FAT from eating things like that?!"
  • Xorbin got extra pissed off?!
  • Xorbin: "YOU INSOLENT LITTLE PEST?! (Carey got into his Chain of Pain wound) WHY I OUUGHT- OW?!..... (Notices Carey wasn't around)..... Where's the Outer Hawk Wasp, WHERE'S THE OUTER HAWK WASP?!"
  • Star: "Oh, she likely went inside your back wounds from Eclipsa while you got too busy being mad at the red ninja dude."
  • Xorbin: "(Shrilly voice) IT WHAT?! (SHRILL SCREAMS)?! (Panics as he tries to find and get Carey out) NO, NO, NO?! DON'T LAY YOUR EGG THAT'LL SUCK UP MY ENTIRE BODY IN A MASSIVE COSMIC DISPLAY AND CONVERT ME INTO YOUR OFFSPRING, I NARY WANT THAT, I DO NOT WANT THAT?!"
  • Icky: ".... Anyone else feel like ya can never be afraid of these Xzar guys ever again?"
  • Pang Bing: "Indeed. Seeing a Xzar in a vulerable state would make their power useless to you forever."
  • Star: "Huh, neat. Does that include PTXRSD?"
  • Glossiary: "Espeically so."
  • Star: "Awesome."
  • Kaa: Not helping we now know there's creatures that can hurt them. Kind of ruins their image.
  • Jackpot: "Ahem, we may, want to keep a bigger distence, cause what's gonna happen is that this guy's about to become a mini big-bang when Carey lays her egg!"
  • Phil: "THEN TWO WORDS?! (Xorbin began to break up in speaks of light) AMSCRAAAAAAAAAY?!"
  • Xorbin: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!
  • Star: YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEES!!! ODS, do your thing... Wow it DOES sound like AIDS.
  • ODS: IGNORING THAT AND DOING IT! (As Xorbin was vulnerable she fired everything she had) ENJOY YOUR STAY IN THE HIBERNATION REALM!!!
  • Xorbin: (He said gibberish as ODS' attack accelerated Carey's egg spawning) AGJVTJGFDEBJKGDJFJOOPGSBLTFDNLJYBKTGDHVDXJNVGKOOGFFSATJIKFDDDSSAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!! STAAAAAAAARRRRRR BUTTERFLYYYYYYYYYY!!!!
  • Star: ODS!
  • ODS: SKADOOSH!!! (She blew him up in Carey eggs as she was sent back to the Realm of Magic while the others escape)
  • Po:... For the record, it's still cooler when I say it.
  • Carey picked her eggs up and cuddled them.
  • Jackpot: "Congragulations on finally becoming a mother, Carey. I'll, allow you some time off to be with your new family. Oh and you'll be getting a raise."

Cosmic Citadel

  • The Outer God Representives, Xalvador espeically, all stared flabbergasted to what they witnessed, while Thaumorpheus and X-Rubi were seen along with Xorbins defected followers, of which some sighed in relief to not be bound to him anymore...
  • Thaumorpheus: ".... (Bemused chuckle) Well what did you all THINK what was gonna happen when you trifle with the girl that bested a Xzar Avatar? Let it be understood that the All-Mother was correct in what she saw in Star Butterfly! THIS, is why 0-Braves are not to be brought within scrutiny. You all thought you owe her apologies before? It's JUST getting started."
  • High Citadel Leader: ".... Ahem.... I think, your point already spoke for yourself, my son. But, this is to be recognized. Now, there is still the issue of, "New Mewni"."
  • ???: "Actselly, High Leader?"
  • The Representives turn to look to see a winged raptorian looking Outer God....
  • Thaumorpheus: ".... Ahh, the Worlder Presentive. I had just been meaning to seek you out."
  • Worlder Representive: "(Telepathic voice) Well, if I'm being honest, my fellow representatives.... When I had been into Mewni, I felt this tinge of sadness from the realm..... And no, to any curious Destructor, I didn't meant from when the Outers had their tantrum. I meant like, a sadness unlike any other.... It.... It was coming from the realm itself. (The Representives were confused and muttered).... Come, back to Mewni. I'll, deminstraight what I mean."

Meanwhile, In Stonehenge of Marco's Earth

  • The Heroes, after dropping off Jackpot's group back into the Gambler Dimension, arrived to stonehenge.
  • Mewstral: "..... And lo, this is how the Cosmic Powerians can be accessed."
  • Icky: "So, Stonehenge of any other world and this place, are actually Cosmic Gateways?"
  • Marco: ".... That, could actselly explain why these things are so, mysterious."
  • Glossiary: 'Well, Stonehenge is but one example of such places. But this, this is a more, basic model unit."
  • Feartrick: "Allow us to knock."
  • Glossiary, Loosonary, Siamimaana, The Ex-Commision Members, Mewstral, Feartrick and Vonbon, and Duster, all got into spefific spots around Stonehenge, and raised their arms up. Cosmic energy emitted from the stones and began to glow, as a cosmic portal appeared on the ground of Stonehenge, of which, summoned the Cosmic Powerians themselves.
  • Prowerful: "Who has summoned the Mighty Cosmic Poweria-"
  • Realtor: "Dude, it's litterally the same folks Tick said were gonna come a while ago."
  • Prowerful: "ALLOW ME TO HAVE DRAMATIC FLARE, YOU JOYLESS FACADE OF AN OUTER!! Ahem!..... Star Butterfly, what is your purpose for attracting the attention of the strongest types of Outer Gods in existence, which our kind is made worthy to watch over the All-Mother's own First born?"
  • Star: "Basicly, I'm here to kick your butts and make you unite New Mewni again....."
  • Silence....
  • Mamazana: "..... Dear, there's an issue with that. For myself, I'm a pacifist, I usually let my colleagues handle any roughhousing, because I am too gentle-hearted for fighting."
  • Ludo: Then you're first, you big baby. (Mamazana winced at that)
  • Marco: "Uh, don't take Ludo seriously, he's only trying to sound tough."
  • Prowerful: "Tch, besides, conventional fighting's out of the question. Ticktocko told us of what your particular spell had done to Xorbin. He foresaw this victory of yours."
  • Spacious: "Also, from the very moment we had saw you and taken you to trial, we had suspected that you were EXACTLY what the All-Mother had sought. Hence why you were allowed to run loose as you did."
  • Mindar: "Because otherwise we would've sought you out the moment you escaped into the Tavern. Much less all those realms that had witnessed you."
  • Ticktocko: "It is so we can see for ourselves if you are a 0-Brave.... And you are such."
  • Realtor: "Well that, and the All-Mother asked us to stay out of it-"
  • Prowerful: "BESIDES THE POINT, REALTOR?!"
  • Star: ".... Whew! So I don't have to fight you guys."
  • Realtor: "Ehhhhhh, we didn't say we're just gonna hand ya over New Mewni that easily. Sure, fighting us is out of the question, but that doesn't mean ya can't be challnaged in other ways."
  • Prowerful: "A job is still a job, and rules are rules. But, if you desire the realms to unite once more and prove that there is stability in such a prospect, then you, must commit to the Cosmic Power Trials. Each Trial based on our powers, which-"
  • Star: "Orrrr, we can just take you guys to any possable Worlder and you guys can just see for yourselves that the Penensula Dimensions really liked to meet each other."
  • Realtor: "... Yeah that sounds a lot less complicated."
  • Mamazana: "Fine by me."
  • Ticktocko: "Well the Worlder Representive did take the other Cosmic Citadel Representives there, so..."
  • Mindar: "I do detect better logic in that."
  • Spacious: "Honestly, it feels more productive."
  • Prowerful: "AW COME ON, SERIOUSLY GUYS?!"
  • Icky: "Dude, the episode's just about over and X is getting cranky about it's long production cycle, we're cutting it sh-"
  • Marco: WILL YOU STOP WITH THE META S***?!
  • Icky: Easy, kiddo, it's like potato chips, you can't stop with just one.
  • Prowerful: "Ugh, fine.... Only because if I protest, you'd used that Outer Destruction Spell against me anyway and rendered me humiliated, and a non-issue."
  • Deadpool: Chyeah. Thanos is looking for you guys anyway, so if we killed ya, he'd have the Infinity Stones you keep and f*** up the universe for Death or just because of curbing overpopulation.
  • Spacious: Please. We have access to EVERY UNIVERSE'S INFINITY STONE!! Even if you transferred us to another dimension we'd just summon THAT universe's Infinity Stones and finish the job.
  • Star:... Thau?
  • Thaumorpheus: (Appeared suddenly) Hey, they can be smarter than even I can expect. Oh by the by, I know this might already be addressed, but the Citidel's Representives are at Mewni.

Mewni

  • The Worlder Representive was seen laying on the ground and was feeling around it like some kind of extreme hippie.
  • Prince Xalvador: "..... Ugh, I know it's in the Worlder's craft to be one with the worlds they make, but, this is just abit much."
  • ???: "Oh do try to be more respectful than that, Xalvador, even if you don't understand it."
  • The All-Mother arrived in the avatar form, as the Representives muttered in surprised and kneeled.
  • Prince Xalvador: "(Nerviously) Duh, All-Mother, what a pleasent surprise! (Nervious chuckle)..... Look, if it's about Xorbin, I cannot apologise more then I can possabily can! I didn't know he was gonna do this, I-"
  • All-Mother: "(Raised her paw and Xalvador fearfully shuted up)...... What's done, is done, Young Prince. The least you can do is offer Xexe a chance to assend to be a new Xzar for Xorbin's former group, and that he is to be assigned a new X-Fate. Also, I'm having Xoozazoo pardoned for improper Xzar behavior and having him move in with Razeen in the center of the Bestiary Universe, so his transition to a Ressor can be allowed to prosper without fear of Sleep Reaper harassment. And yes, that applies to any defect and devient Star had befriended in cause if you were inclined to ask, Xalvador."
  • Prince Xalvador: "(Blabbers like an idiot, utterly defeated by the All-Mother's athority), Whatever you say."
  • X-Rubi: "..... Not to be, ungrateful, but, why am I being relieved of being an X-Fate? I get it, I turned on my Xzar master, and it wasn't proper of me for doing so, but-"
  • All-Mother: "Oh don't get me wrong, turning on Xorbin was a good thing to do. It's just that, I feel like being with the Xzars, no longer suits you. (One of the All-Mother's cosmic hairs grabs X-Rubi).... You do want to be near Asper, correct?"
  • X-Rubi: "..... I would, but..... I know there's no fixing him, and that he has to be in the Hybernation Realm.... Though I'm worried his will may be too strong for even that place. If he can be able to escape a spirit imprisonment skull, then-"
  • All-Mother: "Well, that's good you told me that, then it's all for the better you get coverted to a more be-fitting role. (The Cosmic Hair completely covers the surprised X-Rubi and began transforming her as the X-Lanturn was dropped and taken by some of Xalvador's own Xirds for a new X-Fate to adopt, as X-Rubi turns from X-Fate, into a Hybernatian, except one who looks more Mewman, having beautiful butterfly wings and her beautiful red eyes remain the same. The Cosmic Hair lets go and reveils the changed Former X-Rubi)...... My, you turned up nicely."
  • Rubi: "...... What am I now, exactly?"
  • All-Mother: "A Hybernatian. Imagine a higher level Sleep Reaper Matriarch. They are able to utilise beautiful singing that can quell even the most stubborn of Outers. I imagine that you are the one being Asper, even in his worse state, can never harm. Besides, what better way to motivate him to accept his fate, then giving him what he wanted for all this trouble? Just having you back."
  • Rubi: ".... Of course, All-Mother. I'll, keep Asper from ever harming anyone ever again."
  • All-Mother: "Good. Now, your escourts await."
  • Two Sleep Reapers crawled in from nowhere as the Representives got weary of them showing up....
  • The Two Sleep Reapers bowed with a soft obedient growl.....
  • Rubi: "..... All-Mother, if Star comes back without seeing me once more, tell her.... Thank you, for what had to be done. (Leaves with the two Escourts as both she and the two Sleep Reapers vanished into the shadows)...."
  • Buzzeon Representive: "..... (Shudders), Those things are CREEPY?!"
  • Infinary Libarian Representive: "So better to discourage any intended Outers like us from defecting, if not also frighten Deviants away from realms under our protection."
  • Edgewall Guard Representive: "Respect."
  • Star and friends arrived with the heroes and Thaumorpheus respectively along with the Cosmic Powerians.
  • All-Mother: ".... Ahh, Star. You arrived as expected. I had sent Rubi off to become a Hypernatian so she can keep Asper down for the count indifently. She also sends her reguards for making that possable.... (Looks at the Representives).... Ahem! I believe you bunch have something to say as well."
  • Citidel High Leader: "Oh? OH, oh right! (Zooms up to Star Butterfly)..... Star Butterfly/Pie...... It has come to our attention that, you may be owe'd a retrial. If one is even appropriate since, well, turns out, 0-Braves aren't supposed to be given one for any reason. We would like to insist that if we had known better, we could've had the mess resolved, differently..... Ahem, not saying this is an invitation for you to do what you want, cause even 0-Braves have to respect the Grand Design, and-"
  • Star: "Don't worry. I owe it to Mewman Spells to never hurt the Magic Realms again, just as much as I do for Thaumorpheus...."
  • Citidel High Leader: "Oh, good, glad we see eye to eye on this. This being said.... Perhaps, we can stand to try to better understand Inreamer Blights so we can, within reason, reckitnese on what needs to be perfected and improved apawn. Xorbin will forever be a haunting reminder of the dangers of too much loyalty to the Grand Design. And, we owe the 0-Brave for teaching us this. We owe, our apologiese, Star Butterfly. (Outer God Representives were seen bowing to Star Butterfly along side Thaum and her Outer Friends)..... Just, if you ever had to teach another lesson to us, can it be WITHOUT realm destruction?"
  • Star: "Okay, but only because I didn't liked doing that neither. You can blame the monster genes lingering inside me."
  • Prince Xalvador: "OH THANK GOODNESS, CAUSE NO XZAR WOULD EVER WANT TO GO AFTER MEWMANS AGAIN AFTER THIS?!"
  • Marco: "(Chuckles), Can't say I blame them, dude."
  • Worlder Representive: "..... Cosmic Powerians, may I speak with you six?"
  • Prowerful: "You need of us, Worlder Representive Genersis?"
  • Genersis: ".... Not meaning to disrespect your job of preventing un-autherised mergings, but.... I believe an exception should've been made today."
  • Ticktocko: "Called it. (Realtor sighed and paid Ticktocko cosmic coins)."
  • Prowerful: "Explain, representive."
  • Genersis: ".... The Dimensional Penensula..... My fellow Worlders and I had never realised this before, but.... They were more alive then intended. These connected realms had, fell in love with each other, and wanted to be close. I believe Glossiary was only giving these realms what they wanted."
  • Prowerful: "....... (Ponders abit, thinking about it)...."
  • Mamazana: ".... Ya know, Prow. Miss Star and the others went through quite a lot of trouble for this moment. We do owe them greatly for this.... And for the Penensula as well."
  • Realtor: "Also, remember they have a giant magic butterfly actselly able to do damage to us, not like being a contrarian's an ideal position anyway."
  • Spacious: "AND All of the Cosmic Citidel is starting to be more approving of the idea of a merge with the Worlder in mind."
  • Ticktocko: "Also, the All-Mother's watching. (Quietly) She'll tell First-Born on us!"
  • Mindar: "Prower, I know you are very prideful about the rules, but, so was Xorbin. It might be dangerious to keep to that path...."
  • Prowerful: "...... (Sighs)..... Well, if the Cosmic Citidel and even the All-Mother beckens for such a thing, then, who am I to deny it? I only ask for you to do one simple thing, Star Butterfly."
  • Star: "Okay, shoot."
  • Prowerful: "...... (Softly) That you take care of these realms, Star. Do not even let any Outer God in the Multiverse make you believe otherwise about this realm. Never take New Mewni for granted."
  • Star: ".... Okay, that's an easy ever promise, I was already gonna do that any- (The Cosmic Powerian Staffs began to light up) Wait wait wait, at least let me finish a sent- (FLASH!)"

Flash ends.....

  • New Mewni was back, as everything was like it was before.....
  • Star and all others looked amazed at this.....
  • Star: "... UGH, THAT IS ANNOYING! But, well, ya can't accuse the Cosmic Powerians for not being good at what they do."
  • Skipper: "Well boys, mission accomplished. Outers Pasifived, and Humpty Dumpty's back togather again. (Penguins victory slap)!"
  • The Crowds arrived and began cheering for Star and our heroes.
  • Millipede: "PRIASE BE STAR BUTTERFLY?! Ya gotta love her, folks!"
  • Monsters: "VARLET, VARLET, VARLET?!"
  • Varlet: "EASE YOUR PHRIASE, DENIZENS OF THE KINGDOM?!..... I wouldn't've even been able to get at Asper as I did, if wasn't for several things: My strentgh, wit, determination, (Weilds the Ressor Blade) Razeen's gift, and, Star Butterfly. (The Monsters then shrug in confusion and began to sing Star Butterfly's name!)."
  • Thaumorpheus: "...... Glossiary, a quick word? (Glossiary nerviously obeyed and got to Thaumorpheus)..... Glossiary, you have now made yourself tecnecal Amoral One Creator of this entire Dimension within a world. Thus, my father asked me to bestow respondsability for this realm onto you and your kin. Who better to have this realm be the shining exsample of your desires to encourage better relations for all of the Multiverse, then you?"
  • Glossiary: "..... YEEEEEEEEEEEEEE?! (Grabs and hugs Thaumorpheus) THANK YOU, THANK YOU, (SAYS THANK YOU REPEATEDLY FAST)!? I AM GOING TO TAKE GOOD CARE OF THIS PLACE?!"
  • Coffee: "Ahem! In that case.... I think we would like to honor your promise to revive victims of Asper's nonsense in Bestarians, and Mewmans alike!"
  • Glossiary: "..... Welp, I did promise that, so, ce la vi. Loosonary, Siamimaana, ready the resserection ritual!"
  • Loosonary: "Aye aye, bro! (The too zoomed off)!"
  • Glossiary: ".... Alchourse, A New Mewni, needs a new Magic Commission."
  • Phystal: "AWWWW, WE'RE OUT OF THE JOB NOW?!"
  • Kronor: "Considering what we did, I would've been more surprised if we stayed members."
  • Dimenopia: "Ehh, I wasn't much for politics anyway."
  • Glossiary: ".... Mewstral, Feartrick, Vonbon, Duster? (The four got confused)..... I know you four may be hesitant after what had transpired, but.... Would you four, be honored to be the New Magic Commission?"
  • Feartrick: "..... Maybe help me put Fearmonicus in his place once more and I'll consider it."
  • Glossiary: "Done, Star will take care of it within the hour."
  • Vonbon: "BOOYAH, WE'RE BACK IN THE SEAT AGAIN, BOSS?!"
  • Duster curious moan.
  • Glossiary: "Oh alchourse, I'll get to work on making you your own purgatory right away so you can be a true Wasteland Guardian again on top of being a New Magic Commission Member! That might be helpful in containing any future trouble makers in the future."
  • Duster got super excited!
  • Mewstral: "Oh dear, he's too excited now! He's going to-"
Godzilla 2014 - Roar Sound Effect

Godzilla 2014 - Roar Sound Effect

  • Star's hair was cartoonishly standing.......
  • River: "..... HA-HA?! NOW THAT IS A ROAR?!"
  • Varlet: One we haven't heard in eons since the extinction of the Kaijumons, really.
  • Glossiary: "..... Mewstral, if you are hesitant, then tell me what you want from me before you can become new Commission member. I-"
  • Mewstral: "(Stops him talking)..... You already had long got me what I had always wanted..... To have Mewmanity back..... You did that and beyond. So yes, I will become your new Magic Commission Member. I want to make sure Mewmanity avoids ever making the same mistakes again. (Grabs Glossiary and hugged him)..... And I owe it to you, Glossiary.... The best assistent any Infinity Libarian can ask for."
  • Glossiary: "(Starts making love-based idiot talk as Mewstral hugged him)."
  • Phystal: ".... (Claps Snakeheads) YAAAAAY, WE HAVE A MOM NOW?!"
  • Kronor: "Oh don't be immature, you yuts. Now, come on, let's go and let these people have their happy ending. We don't belong to it."
  • Dimenopia: "Yeah, let's-"
  • Jackpot's voice: "Hey now!"
  • Jackpot appeared.
  • Jackpot: "(Grabs and held Dimenopia) Who said ya didn't deserved a happy ending, ya'll? Cause ya do!"
  • Dimenopia blushed extremely from that.
  • Phystal: "Ha-ha! Dimenopia and Jackpot, sitting in a tree- (Side-Swipa swooped up Phystal and grabbed him) WHA-DYIA?!"
  • Side-Swipa: "And so is Phystal and Side-Swipa! (Over-the-toply kisses Phystal in the mouth cartoonishly passionly!) SMOOCHIE?! I think that just covers the thing about stopping that Sleep Reaper, babe."
  • Phystal: "(Starts blabbing like an idiot in love)....."
  • Sundaila got next to Kronor.....
  • Sundaila: ".... Well, Kronor, if you felt you didn't belong to Star's Happy Ending..... Then how's about your own?"
  • Kronor: ".... (Holds Sundaila's hand)..... I would be honored to share it with you, Mi'lady."
  • Dimenopia: "..... Jackpot, what're ya doing here?"
  • Jackpot: ".... Well, funny thing happened..... I think the Cosmic Powerians have underestimated New Mewni's awareness. My Casino and Raider's Market are now apart of the picture, babe!"
  • Dimenopia: "..... Well.... I don't mind THIS surprise."
  • Marco: "Wow, so apart of the Gambler Dimension got adopted into New Mewni. How ya like that? At least the Old Commission Members have some place to crash now."
  • Star: "Yeah. I wonder what else New Mewni adopt-"
  • A familier wimpy scream was heard!
  • Na-Knee's voice: "NA-KNEE GRAB GIRL-SCREAM-VOICED MEWMAN?!"
  • Star: ".... Ohhhhh boy."
  • The group saw that The Archduke was being chased by Na-Knee!
  • Archduke Bagg: "NO, NO, NOOOOOOOOOOOO!?"
  • Na-Knee: "NA-KNEE GRAB?!"
  • The Archduke ran from Na-Knee!
  • Jackpot: "..... Riiiiiight.... I also had been meaning to say that the entire Willtopian Dimension and the All-Mother's Hair Clippings Dimension somehow got adopted into New Mewni as well. The Willopians now have their own continent based on those realms."
  • Glossiary: "In one hand, unfortunate, but in another, I think this could be a good oppertunity to help the Willopians out of their broken ways and get them to put their powers to better use."
  • Star: ".... Yup, it's true what they say. Ya just can't get away from Outer Gods."
  • Marco: "Yeah.... But at least we can deal with them, togather."
  • A scream was heard!
  • Ponyheads are seen chasing Mudus!
  • Mudus: "COME ON, IT AIN'T NOTHING PERSONAL?!"
  • Ponyhead 1: "FOR THE PONYHEAD KINGDOM?!"
  • Mudus ran from the Ponyheads!
  • Pony Head: "..... OHHH YEAH, PAYBACK TIME?! HEY STAR, WANNA JOIN-IN ON TEACHING THAT SUCKER A LESSON?!"
  • Star: DON'T ASK QUESTIONS YOU ALREADY KNOW THE ANSWER TO, BEST BESTIE!!!
  • Marco: COUNT ME IN, BABE!!!
  • Star: MARCO, DON'T CALL ME THAT!! (They left and this song played as Star and Marco carelessly ran and bounced across New Mewni meeting past figures including Tracene Metalmark who was happy for Star bringing magic back so she could party with it, The HA and Magilo Elders appresiating Star's actions, even Samantha who came to have a better view of her, Taffee and Coffee, and his new Brother, A Toffee-Clone named Cokee, along side several revived monster spieces couples, also noticed that Taffee has gotten very much closer to Medley, The Old Commission Members and their lovers, Glossiary and his kin hard at work reviving lost victims, The New Commission Outers waving at Star, Millipede now having his mansion in New Mewni and playing a big role in having it being a dimensional embessy, A Visiting Thaumorpheus and his Magic Realm friends, a meditating All-Mother in her avatar form, The Willopian Queen pasifying the Archduke with Cosmic Milk, Varlet with his revived parents celebrated on a huge parade, and Astra Cosmofly's spacesurfing cosmonaut crew, and finally kissed while looking at the highest view of Mewni Valley)
Star vs the Forces of Evil ▶ Shining Star (Extended Cover Medley feat

Star vs the Forces of Evil ▶ Shining Star (Extended Cover Medley feat. Anna) CG5

Epilogue

Dark Corridors within the Infinity Libary.

Soul Rail - myuu

Soul Rail - myuu

  • The above music played, as a mysterious figure was watching Star's many trials, even the most recent one.
  • Figure: "........ Yes, she is shaping up to be my perfect new pawn yet. That useful slave to paranoia Xorbin, was a very useful idiot indeed. Soon, my agent of organised choas...... (The figure was reveiled to be a very dark-looking Infinity Libarian).... You will soon, answer only, to me..... And me, only..... And you, Mewstral...... You WILL belong to me....... I, will become, the most undisbutable of all Outer Gods..... Even the All-Mother will bow to me?! (Starts laughing crazly), ALL, WILL FEAR ME?! (Laughs maniacly?!)"
  • The Mad Infiniy Libarian laughed for awhile now, before he calmed down....
  • Figure: "...... But alchourse..... I will need to make some..... More pawns for this venture.... And New Mewni, already offers plenty.... (Chuckles crazly)...."

Fin.....?

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