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Asper Returns is the final part of the New Mewni Arc of Season 3B of the SpongeBob and Friends Adventures Chronicles series. Mewni is healed from the events of the series finale of Star vs. The Forces of Evil, officially becoming New Mewni since all the dimensions merged into one after Star's nihilistic choice in destroying magic got her in serious trouble with The Cosmic Forces, as Glossaryck has been resurrected when not only did Thaumorpheus revive the Realm of Magic, but completely cut magic off of New Mewni, it having been deemed an un-autherised dimention merging, putting Star on trial for her actions. But when Star and all her friends and allies run away, and hide out in the Tavern at the Edge of the Multiverse, they begin asking the resurrected Glossaryck too many questions about what they should do. When they discover to their indescribable horror that Glossaryck is a former Infinitary, along with that he made the also-revived Magic High Commission to make Mewni the most multiversally-resilient world ever, hence the creation of New Mewni, even when it risked racism, putting it in danger to Outer Gods, even that of the head of all Outer Gods, The All Mother, the force that, while didn't nessersarly flat-out asked for the original Mewman Dimention's destruction, she was behind why the Outer Gods were so hard on Mewmans because their power was a heavy risk to the grand design and the balence of the Multiverses, albeit they ended using a solution that only created more problems with the Xexaxez, as Star's albeit now pointless destruction of magic thanks to quick then-after intervention from Thaumorpheus, was a stepping stone for a big secret project involving New Mewni and 'a new kind of mortal' (Though Glossaryck didn't reveiled that much at all), among so many countless acts of messing with time, magic, and universal safety itself, was all part of a gameplan to challnage the Outer Gods' belief in the Grand Design and to prove that a better relationship can be succeeded, thing is, all these actions did was made Star extremely heavy on the Outer Gods' hitlists, as now Star's actions are getting the most attention to Mewni than ever before as Time Councilers are distrupting Mewni's time, Deity Quellers are making Mewni immortals sicker with morality illness, A new less negosiable Xexaxez had been assigned to the Mewmans thanks to Star's stupidity with threatening the magic realms, Sleep Reapers are hounding Star's once Pardoned Outer God Friends, Pathmakers are preventing escapes from the dimention, Edgewell Guards are releaseing captured Devients to run rampent onto Mewni under heavy supervision, it's basicly Outer-Godly Judgement day as The All-Mother is ready to make her final move torwords Star in person due to extreme dis-satisfaction that the Xexaxez had deemed her too powerful to take on themselves thanks to Toffee's defeat. Everyone is absolutely horrified and admonish Glossaryck for not only keeping all these secrets, and putting Mewni in too much danger, but making the distraught Magic High Commission amorally agreeable, to the point that Globgor nearly kills him and the Book of Spells, but stopped when it was realised that it wouldn't go anywhere and that there's still the issue with the All-Mother that killing Glossaryck would not reverse. Now at their lowest mark, the group gets lost in the multiverse never to return to New Mewni, leaving the Lodgers to do whatever they must to find them. But alas, the rampage of pissed off Outer Gods, ends up not being the only issue. Not only is the Butterfly family exiled from Mewni by order of Archduke D'oughe Bagg for their endangering acts, the newly-employed Xexaxez and prosecutor of Star's trial gunning down Star and her friends and won't even hesitate to destroy other universes to destroy Mewmans, and two monsters named Prince Varlet V, the son of the original king and queen monsters during Mewnipendence Day, and his partner Medley, the opposite to Asper, but has an antihero side and only ruins instead of kills aiming to take back the throne of Mewni, Globgor goes back to the monster he was before meeting Eclipsa, only still vegetarian, and the worst of all, Asper has returned to a brand new Mewni, being forced to possess the body of a monster, which obviously disgusts him, as he hears about what Star did because of Mina, convincing him to take the throne of Mewni for himself with Mina as his sidekick while he reinstates the Solarian Program founded by his favorite queen, Solaria the Monster-Carver, and even aiming to steal Xoldier energy to become a Xexaxez avatar after learning monsters shared a similar fate to Mewmans making him realize that Mewni actually belonged to both parties, and yet because of his monster body making him more monstrous, he sees that there can be only one winner. He chooses the Xoldier energy of none other than Seth of Septarsis. But because the title of Xexaxez avatar has to be earned by approval of the Xexaxez itself, Asper instead became a rogue nihilistic Xoldier intent on finishing where Solaria left off. Meanwhile, a cured Seth, who was Asper's equal with an equal goal of exterminating all Mewmans, has the opposite intent. With both kings of chess chosen, a War for Mewni has begun. With Mewni facing it's true final stand, the Lodgers must prove to All-Mother that Mewni is proof that universes shouldn't be destroyed for a grand design, and the only ones to blame are the masterminds of such interdimensional tyranny. And the only way to do that is to execute both Asper and Seth.

Scenes

Prologue: Asper's Story

  • (???):... Once... There was only nothingness...... Then several dozen pocket dimensions found each other in a strange orbital harmony. These dimensions were meant for one another, and shared their own life with each other, wanting more than anything to be together as one.... Then they discovered the multiversal gift of magic. This gave them life. This gave them the chance to become more. But without an Outer God's touch... They could never unite.... That's when I came. (A familiar blue robed figure arrived and blessed these dimensions with magic's hidden capabilities with help from the Magic High Commission)... Each of these dimensions became what's known as Mewni, Earth, or spefificly, SVTFOE Earth to avoid confusion with other earths, Woolia, the Neverzone, the Underworld, and so on. Even the near-identical realm which would come to be named New M'ontrarus. But these realms needed more guidance. So they obtained a home in a very popular united universes to get the perspective to earn their unification.... Then... After generations, they earned it. (Upon the destruction of magic, the dimensions were seen merging with each other and creating a single world)...... But their journey was far from over. Admitingly, I never said that the destruction of magic would be.... Popular by any means with the Outer Gods, espeically not poor Thaumorpheus and his now homeless dimention mates, so, you can kinda figure where this is going.
  • Thaumorpheus, in the form of a caped flouting monitor, was seen completely rebuilding the Magic Realm by memory, as Thaumorpeus struggles to avoid crying......
  • A Collection of Robed Wizardy Beings formed around him.
  • Thaumorpheus: "(Sadly) Please leave me, cosmic powerians, I am more then capable to bring back the Magic Realms myself, I created it after all!"
  • Cosmic Powerian 1: "We know this, Thaum. But we came here for a different reason."
  • Cosmic Powerian 2: "We're curious if you intend on seeking out the Butterfly Girl or not for causing an un-autherised Realm Merging, I.E., causing what was once Mewni and several close enough dimentions to merge togather and appear into the center United Universes."
  • Cosmic Powerian 3: "It disruptes the Grand Design in SO MANY CALIBERS?! Anyone capable of that would be capable to target the first born?! We can't have that!?"
  • Cosmic Powerian 4: "Though more intermediately, we're concerned about the possable intermediate threat of the birth of another Inter-Dimentional Empire, espeically with two races once about to do so now unionfived into a shared world!"
  • Cosmic Powerian 5: "The time butterflies of those dimentions, merged into an unpresidented super-creature and became a growth into the Center United Universes' Time Butterfly. It has caused an uproar within the Time Councilers!"
  • Cosmic Powerian 6: "Now now, gentlemen, we must kept calm. We can trust that Thaumorpheus has intentions to resolve this."
  • Thaumorpheus: "..... I..... I don't know what to do. This is the first time anything has managed to destroy the magic realms."
  • Cosmic Powerian 3: "WHAT DO YOU MEAN, YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO?! YOU'RE A CREATOR?! YOU HAVE INFINITE KNOWLEDGE?!"
  • Cosmic Powerian 6: "Oh must you Power Powerians be so tempermental?"
  • Power Powerian: "You kinda have to understand, Soul Powerian, THAT I AM IN ABIT OF A BAD MOOD RIGHT NOW?!"
  • Cosmic Powerian 2: "Power Powerians with a short-temper? How surprising."
  • Power Powerian: "CAN YOU NOT BE A COSMIC ASSHOLEIAN RIGHT NOW, REALITY?!"
  • Reality Powerian: "Typically, reality sucks, so you'll have to mind the less then dapper attatude."
  • Cosmic Powerian 1: "You two please, don't argue about this?!"
  • Power Powerian: "Like I take orders from a Mind Powerian?!"
  • Mind Powerian: "I'll remind you that I am the BRAINS of this group, you overkill zealot?!"
  • Cosmic Powerian 4: "And yet "New Mewni" was a surprise to you?"
  • Mind Powerian: "I NEVER SUGGESTED I HAD FUTURE-INSIGHT, SPACE POWERIAN, THAT'S TIME POWERIAN'S THING?!"
  • Time Powerian (Cosmic Powerian 5): "Hey, I tried to warn you guys ahead of time-"
  • The 5 Powerians began to argue!
  • Soul Powerian: "(Gets abit annoyed at the bickering)..... ALL OF YOU, PLEASE?! (The bickerors stop)..... Just, let me talk to Thaum, okay darlings? (Goes over to Thaumorpheus).... In all seriousness though, sweetie. Can you please explain on your intent to bring concern about this to Star?"
  • Thaumorpheus: "Why? Restoring the Magic Realms won't correct the un-autherised change. All it'll do is just let them have magic again."
  • Power Powerian: "Well that's what we are for, Creator. We will use our cosmic power to bring balence back in those defiled realms, back in working order!"
  • Mind Powerian: "Finally, something we are unionised on."
  • Power Powerian: "Oh don't be such a cosmic assholeian!"
  • Soul Powerian: "BOYS! (The other Powerians quiet down)...... Thaum, listen to Mamazana, eventually you'll have to confront Star Butterfly again one of these days. Cause the minute magic comes back and people discover it, that is understandably just gonna end up having Star do the same stunt again."
  • Thaumorpheus: "But, I'm scared. She might try to hurt me like the Septarian did."
  • Power Powerian: "SCARED?! OF A LITTLE TWEEN FEMALE?! YOU'RE AN OUTER GOD AND SHE'S A PHATHIC MORTAL, ACT LIKE IT, CREATOR?! (Gets smacked by Mamazana, the Soul Powerian) D'OW?!"
  • Mamazana: "This requires a delicite touch, Prowerful..... (To Thaum) But he isn't exactly wrong. What do you have to be afraid of? You are a creator, she's only a mortal Mewman."
  • Thaumorpheus: "SHE MANAGED TO SLAY AN XEXAXEZ AVATAR?!"
  • Space Powerian: "Only because she cheated with the neverzone."
  • Mamazana: "Be nice, Spacious. (To Thaum) Though fair's fair, that's only with the Neverzone. That dimention's always got something weird going down."
  • Thaumorpheus: "Even so, how am I suppose to confront someone that betrayed me without even acknowledging me?! I even showed her my true form as a creator and she complimented me on it?!"
  • The Cosmic Powerians were surprised by that.....
  • Reality Powerian: "..... Wait...... You showed her what you looked like outside of that, mixmatch of basic animals thing you had going on, and, she didn't broke down into a blubbering mess in being shocked that the introduser of realms, is a flying computer in a cape?"
  • Thaumorpheus: "Realtor, please, it was a very private moment. It was also the ultamate deminstraightion of trust..... And she ruined it!"
  • Mamazana: "...... Then you need to make her understand that, Thaum, or the Magic Realms will never be at peace."
  • Thaumorpheus: "..... Mamazana, Prowerful, Realtor, Spacious, Mindar, Ticktocko, what am I to do?"
  • Realtor: "Chillax, Creator. Just go about on getting the multiverses' all impourent shorce of magic back in working order, and leave everything else to us."
  • Prowerful: "We will restore the intended design of those realms!"
  • Spacious: "It'll be as cosmicly easy as untying an unintended knot."
  • Ticktocko the Time Powerian: "We will be done so fast, aproximently several minutes, few seconds and a toundson micro seconds, it'll be like you missed out an a chronologically impourent event!"
  • Mindar the Mind Powerian: "The Mathmatics will always be in the favor of the Outer Gods, expeically the Cosmic Powerians."
  • Mamazana: "Just let us take care of it, and you do your part, sweetie. We promise this trial will keep Star from acting out."
  • Thaumorpheus: "...... Well, you are the first born's most trusted Powerians and ones assigned to the center United Universes. I trust you enough for this."
  • Mamazana: "We got your back, suger."
  • The Powerians left.
  • Prowerful: "(Quietly) He seriously showed his true form, and the girl didn't cracked out of mindfuckery?!"
  • Mindar: "(Quietly) You don't think that....."
  • Mamzana: "(Quietly) Boys, we're gonna need to see the All-Mother after we unscrambled the realms."
  • The Powerians agreed to this.

Long Ago...

  • Asper: (He was seen as a child in the fields of a massive and beautiful magical dimension with sparkling water with a Mewman girl as the two shared a completely silent time together, but before they could kiss, blackness was seen as the Xexaxez was seen with a massive Xzar invasion ripping up the dimension's fabric with the Mewmans unable to stop it as everything slowly died, including Asper's girlfriend who fell into the void and died, as Asper sobbed and was evacuated into the dimension they live in now as he grew bitter and was then seen as a 10-year-old who finally learned how to Dip Down and grew a giant tree native to the original Mewman Dimension)... YEEEEES!!! I DID IT!! I managed to bring forth an immortallar tree! Now I can eat it's fruit and become immortal! (Ate the fruit and achieved immortality until the tree immediately died)...... Figures. The tree cannot survive in this dimension. But still. Now I can ensure that Mewmans have this land for good.... It's all for you, Rubi. (He was later seen grown up and fighting in the Great Monster Massacre)... (He was seen slaughtering monsters with his magic spear)... (He kicked down the door to the royal throne room)... King and Queen Varlet!
  • The King was like this while the queen was like this.
  • King Varlet: "Asper?! Why are you doing this?! Monster Kind has welcomed Mewmanity with opened arms and offered sactuary from the forbidden ones! Why this sudden betrayal?!"
  • Asper: "Try not to take this too personally, your exsellentcies. But you have underestimate Mewmanity's need to spread and rebuildt what was lost to us. And I convinced current royalty that monsters are not compatable with our interest."
  • King Varlet: "So you corrupted mewmans against us. Admit it, Asper. You now bare an illness assusiated with having witnessed the forbidden ones, have you?!"
  • Queen Varlet: "He reeks of PTXRSD, my love. He has succomb to madness."
  • Asper: "Can you blame me? Those Xzars, took Rubi from me?! She was an innosent who died because the Outer Gods have an infinity of hatred for Inter-Dimentional Empires, AND THE MEWMAN KING AND QUEEN OF OLD WERE STUPID ENOUGH TO TRY TO ATTEMPT SUCH A FEAT?!"
  • King Varlet: "(The Queen tried to offer a sympathic plea, but King Varlet stopped her).... I'm afraid, from his actions alone, the illness has long taken hold. Please find our son, and take him to safety. (The Queen obeyed and left)...... Asper, I understand your blight, but I also understand that you have only become the very danger the Forbidden Ones exist to prevent. And I will not let that taint, spread to all of Mewmanity, or lest even monsters will fall victim to it. Forgive me Asper, (Pulls out a mighty pure sword) But I will have to use the blade of the Rezzors, to put you out of your misery, and cleanse this corruption, before it spreads."
  • Asper: "Tch, now atypically noble of you.... But it doesn't match the kind of image I want mewmans to think of monsters, so, you'll have to pardon me, if I would have to REMOVE YOU FROM THE EQUATION?! (Asper and the King began to fight!)"
  • King Varlet: (The fight ended with Asper cutting off his limbs and tail and doing so to the returning queen)... Someday, Asper... You will be defeated! Even if it takes generations!
  • Asper: (He delivers the fatal blow to both of them)... Checkmate! (He was seen being given medals for this victory as he grew and was seen manipulating all the queens of Mewni)
  • Glossaryck: (On the same day Star is given her wand, he appeared from a book) Asper? (Asper jumped in surprise) Why're you always snooping around in other people's business?
  • Asper: None of yours, you little blue imp!
  • Glossaryck: Still upset over Rubi, huh? Amazing how after this long, you never got over it.
  • Asper: (Laughs) This coming from the all-knowing book man who has trained the queens in magic since the beginning. This is just very upsetting! Star Butterfly is getting the Royal Magic Wand today! I tried to get her to grow up and be mature enough to be privileged for it...

Cutaway

  • Asper was locked in a closet: "PRINCESS STAR!!!!"
The Emperor's New Groove - "Yzma and Kronk Meet The Family" (HD 1080p)

The Emperor's New Groove - "Yzma and Kronk Meet The Family" (HD 1080p)

Starts at 1:59

  • Young Star: (As young Pony Head laughed) Come on, Asper, it's not that hard. Try jiggling the handle.
  • Asper: There IS no handle in here!
  • Young Star: There's not? Are you sure? (Young Pony Head laughed harder)
  • Asper: OH, YOU ARE GOING TO BE SO GROUNDED WHEN YOUR MOTHER HEARS ABOUT THIS!!!
  • Young Pony Head: You sure it's wise to say that to a little girl who would obviously leave you in there to avoid getting grounded? (The two laughed)
  • Asper: ALRIGHT, I'VE HAD IT UP TO HERE WITH YOU TWO!! LET ME OUT OF HERE THIS INSTANT, AND I'LL SPANK YOU WITH MY BELT!!!
  • Young Pony Head: Don't you mean 'or'?
  • Asper: Ugh! Let me out of here this instant, OR I'll spank you with my belt!
  • Young Star: All the more reason to keep you in there... Depending on which it is. That is a pretty crucial conjunction.
  • Asper: GRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!!!! THAT'S IT, YOU LITTLE POOP STAINS!!! (The two were seen giggling and setting up traps for Asper) I AM GIVING UNTIL THE COUNT OF 3, TO OPEN THIS BLASTED DOOR BEFORE I BREAK IT DOWN!! 1, 2, 3?! (He fell right into the traps and found himself as a Pinata being beaten on by Mewman children, as Star and Pony Head laughed like crazy) AH, OOH, AH, EEE, OOH! STOP IT YOU LITTLE BRATS! OWW!
  • Young Pony Head: "MESSING WITH ASSWIPE NEVER GETS OLD?! (The two laughed)"
  • (Glossaryck was heard laughing!)

Present

  • Asper: (As Glossaryck laughed) It didn't end well.
  • Glossaryck: "(Laughs)! Oh man, the Commission's gonna enjoy that one! Even that hyper-serious Omnitraxus will get a chuckle from that!"
  • Asper: "Must you always stride to annoy me, Glossaryck?"
  • Glossaryck: Hey, we both know what you've done. But it's more fun to have everyone figure out your sins themselves.
  • Asper: Whatever. (Sighs) I guess I have no choice. I have to have Star's parents send her to St. Olga's.
  • Glossaryck: We both know that they won't approve.
  • Asper: Are you really so confident, Glossaryck? I did convinced King Pony Head to have her daughter sent to St. Olga's. This shouldn't be any different.
  • Glossaryck: "Just saying, it might not work out the way you would intend."
  • Asper:... We'll see.

Throne Room

  • Asper: WHAT DO YOU MEAN NO?!
  • Moon: I get your concerns that Star MIGHT not be ready for the wand. But not all princesses started out mature when they got the wand. Star just needs time to use her wand right. Sending her to St. Olga's now would be too soon.
  • River: Yes. Star's got to learn in her own setting.
  • Asper: Well what do you insist we do with her if she can't handle it?
  • Moon: We've already got a plan. We just send her to train in a safer dimension. Spefificly, in the dimention refered to as the United Universes, on one of the many copies of a spefific planet called: Earth.
  • Asper:... Earth?......... (He laughed like this)
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SMG4 Luigi's Lesson

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  • Asper: The realm of earth apes?! Quite humorious, your highness. (Moon looked sternly at him)... Oh God, you're serious. Earth? THE Earth? That home of hairless apes that have technology and the weirdest and unspeakable forms of it? You're going to let a rambunctious child like her do whatever she wants there? I mean, not nessersarly for the Earth Apes' well being, mind you, but for the fact she will be turned into a media circus if they discover her using magic! You KNOW she's going to use her magic selfishly. For all I know, she'll end up accidentally smashing a "police car" after being sugared high.
  • Moon: Our minds are made up! You're dismissed! (He sighed and got into the appearing crowd as this happened starting with sounds of distress)
Star Vs

Star Vs. The Forces Of Evil - "Star Comes to Earth"

Starts at 0:40

  • Asper: (After Star rammed the unicorn through the window) Aaand we're off to a great start. (Later, after 1:05) 3, 2, 1... (After 1:06 was seen)
  • Moon/River: She can't handle it.
  • Asper: You could always send her to St.- (Moon grabbed his beard) OOOOOOO'S!
  • Moon: OH BUGGER OFF, ASPER!!! (The rest of the clip played)
  • Asper: (At 1:57, he pointed his spear at Buff Frog)... Get the f*** off our property, monster!
  • Buff Frog: EEYAPE! (Hopped into a portal and Asper used the All-Seeing Eye to watch Star attend the school)
  • Asper: (After the clip) A guide? Who the f*** could guide a beast of a Mewman like her? (Saw this)
Star Vs Forces Of Evil - "Star Comes to Earth"

Star Vs Forces Of Evil - "Star Comes to Earth"

  • Asper: "..... Seriously? An Earth Ape Boy of all things? POULTRY WOULD MAKE A BETTER GUIDE?!
  • Blossoma: "(Appears) Oh you and your cranky demeanor."
  • Asper: "Oh, charming, Glossaryck's sister Blossoma. Or, was it Bloosomma?"
  • Blossoma: "Eh, with my name, there's no right or wrong answer. My name can be what is easier to prounce for you."
  • Asper: "Blossoma then. Now what is it, Magic Guide?"
  • Blossoma: "Hey, remember that I'm a package deal with the instruction manual with your spear-staff thingie, grouchy."
  • Asper: "To my reluctence. I'm not exactly thrilled at the moment that Star picked this annoying Earth Ape Boy named, "Ma-Raco."
  • Blossoma: "It's uh, pronunced "Marco", I believe."
  • Asper: Whatever. This boy won't last a day with Star. But it should be amusing to watch him blunder about with her. (He continued watching as this happened)
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Star's Best Moments⭐️ Star vs. the Forces of Evil Disney Channel

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  • Star: (The monsters were defeated) You want some of this, Ludo?
  • Ludo: No! (Took out dimensional scissors) YOU SEE, YOU MORONS?! THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU DON'T WORK OUT!! (He opens a dimensional portal) Your muscles are like pudding! Come on, back in the portal, back in the portal. (The beaten monsters went through) YOU EVEN RETREAT LIKE LOSERS!!
  • Buff Frog: (Still hallucinating) I'm freaking out!
  • Ludo: (Enters) I'LL GET YOU, STAR BUTTER- (The portal closed on his neck) FLAAUUKKK!!! (Goes through leaving his skull crown behind)
  • Marco: THAT WAS AMAZING! I WAS AMAZING! YOU WERE AMAZING!
  • Star: Yeah. I guess we were.... Well... I should probably go pack my bags.
  • Marco: (Feeling bad, goes up to her) Wait! I don't want you to go. I want you to stay with us.
  • Star: (Gasps) REALLY?! HUUUGS! (Hugs him)
  • Asper: (Seeing all this)... You've gotta be f*****g me!
  • Marco: (Doing karate moves) Are there gonna be monsters attacking us all the time?
  • Star: Yeah, probably.
  • Marco: ALL RIGHT!!! SOUNDS, SO, DANGEROUS!!! (He stops Star before she crosses the street) Whoa! Let's cross at the light.
  • Star: Okay, wild man.
  • Asper:......
  • Blossomma: (Gets ready to say something)
  • Asper: Not a word! (Sighs) I'll need to discuss the Ludo issue with Moon and River, see if I can convince them to change course on this having Star on Earth nonsense.

Later...

  • Asper: OH FOR MEWNI'S SAKE!!!!
  • Blossoma: Asper, when it comes to their daughter, you'll never convince them to do anything. They definitely made the right choice with Marco.
  • Asper:... Let's just try again at a better time.

After Diaz Family Vacation

  • Asper: (Banging his head on the wall)
  • Blossoma: I told you they wouldn't care if Star left Earth. It's not like she would leave Earth forever. She obviously loves living there.
  • Asper: And waste away a Mewman legacy for parties and adventures? She is forgetting that she's royalty!
  • Blossoma: "Well hey, not every princess has to be a spoiled priss complaining about everything!"
  • Asper: "Perhaps, but even "Spoiled Prisses" acknowledge their place as mewman royalty! I'm not asking for her to be a brat, but at least she should've had standerds! Star is at risk of becoming like an Earth Ape and screw around with our standerds! Heavens forbid she brings along that rediculious "Demockracy" thing the Earth Apes practice! Nothing gets done with that kind of system!"
  • Blossoma: "I wouldn't call Star the kind of girl that wants to stop being a princess anytime soon, it's basicly a little girl's fantasy."
  • Asper: "She's practicly a teenager!"
  • Blossoma: "She IS a teenager, but she's also a free spirit."
  • Asper: "Why did you think I bought that flimsy outmoded robot from the Robotloid dimention, Blossoma? I spefifcily programmed that Passe Nanny Bot to cure that free-spiritedness to encourage rulers that encourage my ways!"
  • Blossoma: "Tch, and you wonder why brother busts your balls? Surely you realises that if anyone else realised the truth, bro saying "He told you" would be the LEAST of your problems."
  • Asper: "That's why I'M KEEPING THEM A SECRET?! Not even my failed exspeariment of a deciple in that gutless Bagg knows the full story!"
  • Blossoma: "Well that's kinda because you two don't see eye to eye anymore."
  • Asper: "I- Wait aminute..... Alchourse! Why don't I just ask Bagg to convince the King and Queen to take Star out of there? The one thing that spineless lout was good for is a way with words... And I understand he had a thing for Moon dispite his peasent status as the son of albeit fairly rich Bookowners that fondled and shelterd him too much. Tch, they even homeschooled him."
  • Blossoma: "Well, potaintionally, but, he likely still feels awful about the uh.... Comet fiasco, and now he's afraid to ever face Moon again."
  • Asper: "He's still on that?! It's practically been ages since then!"
  • Blossoma: "Yeah, but, The Archduke's clearly a hyper-sensitive guy."
  • Asper: ".... Then I'll give that worm a spine."

Later...

  • Asper: (Bangs his head harder) F***, THIS, MILHORSE, S***!!!
  • Blossoma: Job worked too well, huh? Okay, be honest, how badly did you egged Bagg on?
  • Asper: I told him he should stop being pushed around and ended up nearly getting me in trouble.
  • Blossoma: Wow. You stink.
  • Asper: Ugh! I'm sure eventually Star would do something that'll have to convince her parents to-

After Star vs. Echo Creek

  • Asper: (Smashed his whole head through the wall) WHY ARE THOSE TWO SO HARD TO CONVINCE?!
  • Blossoma: (Eating gelatin) Well you weren't wrong. She actually smashed a police car during a sugar rush.
  • Asper: AHHGH, it's bad enough she ruined St. Olga's, but this Earth prison couldn't fix her, and that Marco kid said it was worse than St. O's. And her parents didn't even give a crap!!!
  • Blossoma: "Well, that's likely because they figured that Star will learn things for herself and knew that for as long as Marco's around, no serious harm will happen."
  • Asper: "AND ALCHOURSE, IT ALL GOES BACK TO THE EARTH APE BOY?!"
  • Blossoma: Yeah. The kid seems to be badass enough to handle her. Marco isn't exactly the kind of human you want to f*** around with.
  • Asper: Are you kidding? He may be tough, but against me, he's nothing. There's going to be something out there that actually stands a chance against him. (He kept watching until he got aggravated by the episode 'Lint Catcher') GREAT!!! THE EARTH APE BOY IS LIVING HERE?!
  • Blossoma: Looks like he's giving your expectations a good butt-whooping.
  • Asper: Ugh! Alright. About time to have a little chat with this kid in person.
  • Blossoma: "Oh boy. Try to remember that it would be the first time he ever met you."
  • Asper: "The first time will always be the srongest, haunting memory. (Goes forth)."
  • Marco: (Appeared on the other side of the door) Oh, I was already told about you, Asswipe.
  • Asper:... (Sighs) Mewni give me strength! Well, Mooko Diaz-
  • Marco: Marco.
  • Asper: I don't care. I've heard about you as well. You have been a bad influence on our future queen. Bad enough I couldn't get the little one to grow up without getting embarrassed, but she ends up with a boyfriend that feeds into her crap.
  • Marco: Not her boyfriend.
  • Asper: Not yet, I'm sure, given the Blood Moon thing.
  • Marco: Wha?
  • Asper: Never mind.
  • Marco: And FYI, there's nothing wrong with Star. She IS growing up, too. Our ordeal with Toffee got her into plenty perspective. You sound pretty darn embarrassed that you have a princess like her around. She told me about how she and Pony Head turned you into a piñata when they were kids. (Laughs hysterically)
  • Asper: (Had twitching eyes)... You little snot. You think you're so tough? How about a game of flags? The two of us?
  • Marco:... No thank you. Too many bad memories.
  • Asper: What, are you scared of getting wet socks... AGAIN? (Casts a spell that wet his socks, laughing) Now we're even for your little embarrassment on me.
  • Marco: (Got a hilariously angry expression)... Fine, asswipe! But no magic! As a general, it should be no problem!
  • Asper: You're on. Here are the terms-
  • Marco: Ohoho no, no terms. The feeling of victory is enough.
  • Asper:... I'll give you this, you're at least a SMART Earth Ape. (Marco rolled his eyes at that, seeing Asper's distaste for humans long coming). Fine. You're on. (This happened)
The Emperor's New Groove - "The Chase Map Route" (HD 1080p)

The Emperor's New Groove - "The Chase Map Route" (HD 1080p)

  • Marco: (Asper ended up using magic to fly until Marco's dragon-cycle Nachos burnt him to a crisp)... Looks like I win by your disqualification, chump.
  • Asper:... (Was like this)
Kingdom of the Crystal Codes

Kingdom of the Crystal Codes

3:31-3:39

  • Marco: "..... Did, the Laws of Phyics stopped for a moment for the sake of comedic effect?..... Wow, Mewni is weirder then I was prepared for."

Later...

  • Asper: (Sat in his bed)... What has this kingdom come to?
  • Blossoma: "(Having her hair down) Fair's fair, Asper, times can change. Kinda obvious your luck would run out eventually."
  • Asper: "Then I need to correct my appearent dwindling good fortune now!"
  • Blossoma: "Yeah, trust me, once karma's all caught up, it's not an easy thing to dodge. Besides, you really wouldn't beat him even if you didn't cheat."
  • Asper: Oh, go drown in your gelatin. (Sighs) Hopefully, this is by far hopefully the worse that has happened to me today.
  • Star: (She and Marco laughed outside his door) DID HE REALLY BEAT YOU IN GAME OF FLAGS?!
  • Marco: OH, I'D BEAT HIM EVEN IF HE DIDN'T CHEAT! (The two laughed as Asper's eyes twitched)
  • Asper: "....... Grrrrrrr-GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR?!"
  • Star and Marco stopped laughing apawn realising that Asper is BEYOND pissed!
  • Marco: ".... Ohhhhh boy. He got REALLY triggered."
  • Asper: "THAT TEARS IT, EARTH APE?! YOU HAVE CROSSED A LINE OF NO RETURN WITH ME?! YOU, ARE HEREBY BANNED, FROM BUTTERFLY CASTLE?!"
  • Marco: "Yeesh, sore loser much?"
  • Star: I know, right? And, bullcrap. You don't have that kind of authority anymore. Marco's my squire for life.
  • Asper: "(Surprised face by Star's statement by what she meant by that)..... WHAT DO YOU MEAN I DON'T HAVE THAT KIND OF ATHORITY ANYMORE?! I had been a trusted millaterry leader for the royal family for YEARS?!"
  • Star: "Weeeeeeeeeeelllllllllllllllllll, the Magic Commission desided to reduse some of that power cause of how often you tried to pull me from Earth...."
  • Asper: "....... THEY DID WHAT!?"
  • Marco: Yeah. Not cool, asswipe. Queen Moon even said you insisted she be sent to St. Olga's instead of Earth because you didn't trust her with the Royal Magic Wand. Not that I blame you, but if you think sending Star to a corrupt reform school without seeing what she can do by being herself was sound, then Queen Moon is right to take away your right to banish me.
  • Asper: ROYALTY THAT ACTS AS RAMBUNCTIOUS AS MONSTERS IS A TERRIBLE THING TO THINK ABOUT!!! To think someone so JUVENILE could be so powerful, it sickens me to my core! IT'S A COMPLETE DISGRACE TO THE CONCEPT OF ROYALTY!!! THAT'S WHY I GAVE THAT TINCAN ST. OLGA THE IDEA TO WIPE THEIR SPIRITS FROM THE BEGINNING!!! (Covers his mouth)......
  • Star:...... YOU DID WHAT?!?
  • Marco: YOU'RE THE REASON ST. OLGA'S WAS SO CORRUPT?!?
  • Asper: "That came out wrong, what I meant to say was-"
  • Star: GLITTERING WHALE BATTERING RAM!!! (Smushed him underneath a winged whale) YOU BASTARD!!!
  • Marco: WHOHOHOHOA, STAR, CALM DOWN!
  • Star: WHAT ELSE HAVE YOU BEEN DOING THAT WAS SO UNETHICAL?!? WHY ARE YOU SUCH AN ASSHOLE?! WHY?!?
  • Asper:... You really want to know? Fine! When I was a kid, I fell in love with a little girl named Rubi. She had these beautiful ruby eyes like actual rubies. She always made me laugh. In some ways, she was like you.... But let's just say, she died in some apocalyptic event, and I have hated life ever since.
  • Star:...... Sad.... But that's no excuse for what you've done. I'm sure Rubi wouldn't want this from you. You've been alive since the Great Monster Massacre, and all that time, you haven't gotten over it! That's inexcusable for your crimes! I don't know what else you've done wrong, but frankly, I don't care. All in all, she must be so disappointed in you.
  • Asper: "You have some nerve to judge me for only doing what I thought nessersary. Cause some day, you'll find yourself in a near-simular predicterment when you have to do something incredably frown apawn for what you prechived as a greater good. Cause ultamately, I am just a syntom to the unfair cruelty of life."
  • Star: "Tch, like that's ever gonna happen. (Leaves with Marco as the whale disappears)....."
  • Asper: "(Quietly) You'll be amaze of what your character can truely hide when pushed hard enough, Star Butterfly. Just you wait. You'll find that one day, life is going to be far crueler than even I can make it. You'll have no choice but to be just like me. Or dare I say, Toffee." (Star was angered by that statement)
  • Star:...... THERMONUCLEAR BUTTERFLY BLAST!! (Blasted him out of his tower and into a rose bush in Eclipsa's yard, as he screamed in pain from the roses' thorns)
  • Marco:... Well, I'd object to that... If he didn't deserve it.
  • Asper's voice: "HOW, DID YOU HEAR THAT, I WAS TALKING TO MYSELF QUIETLY?!"
  • Star: "I RECKITNESED THAT YOU SAID TOFFEE AND GOT A KNEE-JERK RESPONDSE!"
  • Asper's Voice: "WELL GOOD TO KNOW AT LEAST THE LIZARD CAN INSPIRE SOME REACTION FROM YOU?!..... Ow, these blasted plants!"
  • Gardener's voice: "Major Asper, I need to ask you get off of the royal gardens, sir."
  • Asper's Voice: "DON'T YOU THINK I'M TRYING YOU SIMPLETON?!"
  • Marco: ".... Let's get out of here before he gets the chance to yell at us some more."
  • Star: "Good call. (The two left)."

In the time after Asper left Mewni...

  • Star: (She and Marco read Asper's archives from the Bureaucracy of Magic as Eclipsa was with Meteora)... I KNEW there was a darker side to him! How could he do all this to us?!
  • Marco: "Whoa man. I know this dude's got abit of a mean streak, but..... This?! Yeesh, no wonder the monsters are acting as bitter as they are! Asper's a complete nutjob!"
  • Star: He basically used Doug as a scapegoat with his crush on mom when Grandma was murdered, even though so far I don't think Mom or anyone else but these two knew that the Archduke was the one who introduse that idea, so, maybe withold that until Bagg opens up honestly to mom, should we ever get that far.
  • Marco: He sent Eclipsa's mom to the location of her murder. He got your uncle Jushtin killed so he wouldn't rat him out.
  • Star: He tried to get me sent to St. Olga's countless times to be brainwashed so I wouldn't have him fired. He even convinced all of Mewni to destroy all monsters for a desperate new home by using their incompatible traits from theirs as an excuse. ALL THIS BECAUSE HE LOST THE GIRL HE LOVED?!
  • Marco: Well, you'll have to pardon me if this sounds harsh, but.... That bastard doesn't deserve a girlfriend after what he did.
  • Star: "It did, but.... I would like to believe that Rubi wouldn't want him to be like this."
  • Marco: Yeah, but still. I'm glad he never won with your mother because if he had gotten his way, we never would've met. He almost denied me a happy life with you. This is just sociopathic. He was willing to do the worst of things for his people including manipulating them. I CAN'T EVEN BELIEVE I WAS PLAYING HIM WHEN WE WERE REENACTING THE GREAT MONSTER MASSACRE!!!
  • Star: Marco! Where's this coming from?
  • Marco: Can you imagine how lonely it would be if I never met you, Star? On top of that, Asper is racist against my people. You brought out the real Marco. You gave me a better reason to live than constantly being called the safe kid. And to hear that he almost cost me that chance of meeting you? I... I just want to punch him in his smug prick face!
  • Eclipsa: Well you might. He swore to come back for revenge. It's hard to say where he retreated to, but it's likely a dimention that wouldn't exactly know what hit them.

The Endless Gold Rush Dimention.

  • A family of prospector sentient pickaxes are seen collecting gold from the ever regenerating ground itself.
  • Child Pickaxe: "Pa, I can't wait to grow up to be a prospector like you."
  • Father Pickaxe: "I'm glad you feel that way son. But you'll have to work to get that when your older."
  • Child Pickaxe: "Will I ever, dad. I-"
  • The Pickaxe family saw other prospectors and other locals making a run for it, as a Tumbleweed Prospector came up to them!
  • Tumbleweed Prospector: "RUN FER THE HILLS?! STRANGE BEINGS IN MEDEVIL SUITS OF ARMOR ARE COMING FORTH?! THE REALM JUMPERS A'COMING?!"
  • Asper and Soldier Lotalists are seen riding winged unicorns charging at the treating crowds!
  • Asper: "CLAIM AS MANY SLAVE FODDER AS YOU CAN!?"
  • The scared Pickaxe Family made a run for it with the other crowds!
  • Asper: Ready the nets! (They did that and began capturing) You took everything away from me, Star Butterfly. And soon, I'll take everything away from you. Your precious Earth ape friend. Your legacy. Your family. Your home.... You will pay for taking it all away!
  • Blossoma: "(Appears) Talking to yourself again during another round of kidnapping poor people from their daily lives? I'm starting to think you may be losing it more then already."
  • Asper: "Ugh, if you weren't impourent for magic, I wouldn't even bother dragging you along."
  • Blossoma: "Feeling's mostly mutual, but unlucky for us both, I'm a package deal with the instruction manual and by extention the spear."
  • Asper: "Well the least you can do is MAKE YOURSELF ABSINT?! Your spoiling my moment!"

Star's Makeup Stay/New Mewni Unscrambled

Mewni, Post-Saetha's Wedding

  • Star: Well, took awhile, but I managed to get my wrecked clouthes replaced. That fight with Toffee's Cousin and Chaemera really took a lot out of me, espeically after my uh, episode.
  • Lord Shen: Good to know you had managed fine.
  • Star:... And Mom... I'm really sorry for what I said. You're a great mother.
  • Moon: I know. Your mind was being changed and leaking out so many repressed feelings. I'm sorry I made you feel so insecure.
  • Star:... (Takes a deep breath wiping tears from her eyes)... I guess I can see why Toffee took his hatred for Mewmans too seriously.
  • Lord Shen: Ahem, now that all that's out of the way, you will be assured that we'll keep Junjie and friends out of Mewni from here on out, and the Heroes Act has already escorted Glowrod and companions out of Mewni.
  • Star: "Thanks guys. Now if you'll excuse me, I have a lot of catching up with Buff Frog. I'll have to work on getting him to give Mewni another chance after being swayed by Taffee's defeatism for so long. Later. (Leaves for New Mon'strarus.)"
  • Icky: ".... Now there goes a sweet gal that can NEVER do anything wrong."
  • Iago: "Let's hope that doesn't jinxed us into a would-be crisis involving this world cause of Star."

New Mewni, Post-The Dark Truth of the Old Mewman Dimension

  • Star: (Wakes up seeing she had gloves on, seeing the tainted arms beneath)... Wow, what a trip that was. That spell was too intense.
  • Lord Shen: Finally, she's awake. Are you okay, Star?
  • Star: More alive then I ever was! That fight with Toffee really took even more then Taffee and Chaemera did. But... What about my hands?
  • Missing Link: Eclipsa said that she's working on a bathhouse to cleanse this thing. It should be up soon.
  • Lord Shen: It was a really responsible thing to restore the Realm of Magic, it'll most certainly use Thaumorpheus' aims to restore it.... Speaking of which... I'll, have to ask for pardons for, sudden fickleness....

Later...

  • Star: (She was placed in a Star-shaped cage)... First, strange but wicked choice for holding me. Second, I'm innocent!
  • Merlin: So you DIDN'T destroy the Realm of Magic in the first place?
  • Star:... Eeeeeee, maybe? (The Lodgers stood unconvinced)... (Sighs)..... How did you guys find out?
  • Icky: "Marco talked about it and Xavian confirmed it when he was asked for fact-checks."
  • Star: "..... Really Marco?"
  • Marco: Hey, they were going to find out anyway.
  • Star: "(Sighs) Listen, guys, I can understand why you might be a WEEEEEEEEEE bit upset, but-"
  • Pang Bing: "Young Star, you need to understand how severe you actions have truly become."
  • Star: "If it helps, I didn't do it as a dumb joke, I had to stop Mina."
  • Pang Bing: "Well in because of trying to halt ONE maniac in the way you did, the rest of the multiverse nearly paid a hefty price!"
  • Star: "(Confused) Define, hefty?"
  • Marco: Yeeeaaah... Star, I'm not sure how to put this, but... You may have, kinda, sorta, destroyed everyone's access to magic in the entire multiverse including these guys.
  • Star: "..... Is, that to imply that the Magic Realms were, Super-Duper Important?"
  • Merlin:......
  • Star: What?
  • Merlin: DID YOU SERIOUSLY ASK THAT QUESTION?!? Miss Butterfly, do you have ANY idea how serious this is?! You have risked the collapse of so many civilizations, never mind those we were forced to save without magic! All to stop ONE THREAT?!
  • Star: AND ANY OTHER IDIOTS WHO USE MAGIC AS IF THEY KNOW WHAT THEY'RE DOING!!
  • Merlin:... Are you calling ME an idiot for using magic? Are you calling those in the High Council or those of your friends in other dimensions idiots for using magic?
  • Star: Nonono, of course not! I meant those that would use magic to push an agenda!
  • Lord Shen: "Star, by all means, I can't say I condemn you for trying to stop magic being used for genocide, but I also can't condone that you responded by doing an equally worse, if not much worse, extreme against another extreme! Depriving the multiverse of magic, is a bit worse than a typical act of genocide, even if it is still bad in it's own right, because by extension, destroying magic would be like causing INCREASED GENOSIDES ON CIVILIZATIONS DEPENDENT ON IT'S CONTINUED EXISTENCE AND THAT OF THE BRANCHES IT MADE IN CHI, SUPER POWERS AND IMAGINATION!!"
  • Star: "In my defense, I didn't know the Magic Realms was super-duper important! I, I thought it was just something related to Mewni and just one of many forms of magic!"
  • Boss Wolf: "Well where else did ya think magic came from?!"
  • Star: "...... Okay, that was my B, guys. Now I'm wishing that I should've like, asked Thaumorpheus to disable Mewni's magic for a bit instead and it would've still stop Mina's attack on monsters- (Realizes that)..... DANG IT, I FORGOT I KNEW THE GUY WHO IS LIKE THE KING OF THE MAGIC REALMS WHO COULD'VE BEEN A BIG HELP IN STOPPING MINA, I FEEL LIKE A COMPLETE JACKASS NOW?!"
  • Merlin: Then there shouldn't've been a reason for you to destroy magic.
  • Star: "I know, I know, my b, MY B! It's just, I was kinda reeling at the fact my mom desided to play bad guy!! The commission going along with it didn't help!!"
  • Merlin: By all means, I don't condone Moon's error in joining with Mina. But I can't exactly approve of what you just did neither. Just because your mother made a simple mistake of giving a rogue warrior unstoppable magic power, DOESN'T make her an idiot, going back to that crack. And neither does it for others.
  • Star: THAT WAS DIFFERENT!! MOM TEAMED UP WITH MINA LOVEBERRY, KNOWING SHE WAS TOO DANGEROUS TO BE TRUSTED!!
  • Merlin: So just because of one terrible mistake, you choose to deny US the right to use magic?
  • Star: I'M SORRY, OKAY?!
  • Sparx: A little late for sorry. Ya had any idea what we went through? Ridding a city in Zootopia of a tyrant pig was made artificually harder then it had a right to be cause of being without magic, while Kairi and Sora spent their elope on a quest to prevent the Mana Reverses from being tapped by the League, and MAN we were lucky they still managed to survive even without our involvement, BUT ALL THAT MAGIC WAS STOLEN AND WASTED BY SEPHIROTH AS SOME DUMB REVENGE SCHEME!! Now, the Magic Reverses of our Universes got a WEE bit more depleted as a result, which forced the High Council to put the universe into magic rations mode! The Wellspring was left vulerable to being kidnapped by corrupt imperials and then it exploded to being embued into every being imaginable, though even then Chi is still not exactly up to full force during the Paws of Desteny Show getting it's next set of episodes all the same! It caused a victim of a magical storm to transmutate into a two-faced freak! Litterally! And I don't even wanna talk about how a Lovecraftian Dragon and his skale hunter friends almost became successful in taking over Equestria! AND THAT'S NOT EVEN TALKING ON HOW WE WERE FORCED TO PUT UP WITH SPACE TRAFFIC SINCE WE WEREN'T ABLE TO TELEPORT IN A MAGIC SENSE?! Sure, we could've just used things like Shen's Teleporter Device, but then it comes in the risk of getting damaged and having to be repaired, slowing us down FURTHER?! YA GET WHAT I'M GETTING AT?!
  • Star: "..... Well, again, I thought the Magic Realms was just, something for Mewni, I, I never realized it was, super-duper important. And I wasn't able to, cause, I was upset that Mom decided to be a dingus with me again!"
  • Shifu: I'm sorry, Star, but emotion-driven ignorance is barely a valid excuse. We're gonna have to turn you into the High Council for your crimes.
  • Marco: Whoa, um, can we not drag this little incident to them?
  • Shifu: The High Council strictly ordered that the culprit be punished. To disobey would be treason, which is made worse by the fact that magic's destruction is a cosmically heinous crime.
  • Marco: BUT AREN'T YOU ON THE HIGH COUNCIL?!?
  • Shifu: Yes, but I must do my duties.
  • Icky: "Ya also have to reckitnesed that even if the High Council were in the mood to be chill about Star's reasons, ya still need to reckitnese that wrecking magic is still a major thing to the multiverse, never mind our united universes! A lot of civilisations were reeling at magic being at a weakened state! This is something they need to be firm on to set an exsample that this kind of s*** isn't being treated with kid gloves! Else, people won't be so confident if another shmuck went and busted the Magic Realms for, X and Y reasons!"
  • Marco: Guys, can we at least talk about this? I mean, the entire Butterfly family destroyed magic together because they realized what they were doing with the stuff wasn't always ethical.
  • Merlin: That's why they're under arrest too. (Moon and Eclipsa were also in them-shaped cages)
  • Eclipsa: "(Sighs), My life always seems to be filled with major inconveniences."
  • Moon: "(Deadpan) Small world, eh?"
  • Shifu: We're sorry, Mr. Diaz, but Star and her family must face the consequences of their actions.
  • Marco:... Fine. But me, River, Globgor, and Meteora are a package deal. Where those ladies go, WE go!
  • Monkey: "Ugh, I'll get to making cages in their shapes as well."
  • River: That won't be necessary. We'll go ourselves.
  • Monkey: Oh thank Yinglong!
  • Marco: "I back River on that. Ya don't need to trap us like animals. We'll go on our own terms."
  • Icky: "Look, it's nothing personal kid, it's just, it's like what we said back when Toffee made his comeback, Star did something that was epicly bad. By no means are the High Council unsympathic to Star's would be reasons, it's just.... They want to make sure that any would-be magic haters or those bitter about misuse are made aware that these sort of extremes are awarded with heavy punishment so they are detered from just taking Star's approuch! And the best way to do that is to have Star punished harshfully enough so even the angeriest magic hater is like "Oh shit, wrecking the Magic Realms is VERY HIGH STAKES, much as I'm not crazy for it, maybe I'm better off not doing what she did cause of how the High Council punished her"! I mean, look, it's REALLY nothing personal, Marco, it's just, the High Council need to ensure people that wreaking the magic realms isn't being treated like it's not a big deal."
  • Marco: "I know, I know, I get it. Just, take it easy on Star, okay? She's not exactly famous for always making great calls."
  • Lord Shen: "Well, that is up to the High Council."
  • Boss Wolf: "But hey, at least be glad it's us you're in a pickle with. If the Outer Gods were in the position to do so, they would've nabbed Star no questions asked."
  • Marco: "Well, at least Xavian's toast and his Xzar master left."
  • Pang Bing: "Make no mistake. It was obvious that Xlazzon wasn't a very compident forbidden one. Him being detered would only lead to him being succeeded by a far worse replacement. And if the Outer Gods are not given the impression that we're taking what Star did seriously, and/or if she is given a punishment less serious then an absolution punishment, like Death, per exsample, (Marco gulped), then they will take matters into their hands. And trust me, it will not be good for anyone if the cosmic forces are made to deal with matters themselves."
  • Marco: "Well, are we allowed a Lawyer at least?"
  • Crane: "Just getting it out there, it has to be someone other then Harvy Wadder, ahem, I.E. me, cause, even I would find difficulty to justify what Star did to the Magic Realms!"
  • Saetha: "Actselly, Lougers, I would like to represent star as defending speaker. I think I might be able to talk the High Councilers down to at least, maybe either a brief exile or community service on a good trial?"
  • Pang Bing: "..... (Sighs).... You are welcome to do so. But be warned. While they are not there physically, the cosmic forces ARE watching. And as said, if they are not satisfived with anything less then an absolute punishment, they would go after Star themselves."
  • Star: "Well ya know what? After how I taken down Toffee as an Avatar for good, I dare them to!"
  • Icky: "Okay, kid, please, don't do anything to provoke them after what you did, they WILL take you up for it!"
  • Globgor: "Ugh, this is, an immeasurely bittersweet resolution."
  • River: "Indeed."
  • Mewstral, Feartrick, Vonbon and Duster looked at eachother, then proceeded to leave.

Magic Realms.

  • The Magic Realms was still being repaired at this time, yet was almost fully healed.
  • Thaumorpheus was seen meditating sadly during his repairing of the realm, as Mewstral, Feartrick, Vonbon and Duster arrived.
  • Thaumorpheus: "...... May I ask for this sudden return, Mewstral? I had already promised to ease my frustraightions on Star."
  • Feartrick: Would it ease your mind to say that Star was the one who gave the Realm that healing boost to defeat Toffee?
  • Thaumorpheus:... Hard to say. But at least she did undo much of her actions. Though there is still some things to repair, so it's not like a complete restoration. I still need to fix the remaining damages myself.
  • Feartrick: "Well, great one.... It appears that the Lougers have taken her under their arrest and have started an aim to place her in in-realm trial."
  • Vonbon: "Thing is, just don't be too disappointed if the worse they'll do is just a brief exile or community service, ya know, in light that mortals are all about taking excuses and empathy and what not."
  • Thaumorpheus: "By all means, I am far from having any issues with this, but at the same time..... (Sadden) Then it would mean that I would have to be the one to be harsh on her, as per Outer God law when a realm was harmed by an outsider. And I don't want to do that to Star. I want this to just end with Xlazzon and that's it."
  • Mewstral: "Well, ya know how the other Outer Gods are like when they're not satisfived to how mortals treat those that commited epic wrongs like what happened with the Magic Realms. It likely doesn't help Star was from a race that tried to make a Inter-Dimentional Empire. This situation is likely causing uproars between them."
  • Thaumorpheus: "It doesn't ease me into being worried about how, I would be going against someone that was my friend, made worse on how she basicly forgotten me and-..... She, doesn't even understand how alive her spells are."
  • Vonbon: "Then just have her declaired not guilty, problem solved."
  • Thaumorpheus turned with a broken stare and tears on his screen!
  • Thaumorpheus: "The other Outer Gods will NEVER let it be that easy! Espeically how this mess has gotten the All-Mother's attention in a bad way! I would be deemed to have misguided feelings and be replaced with a more firm judge, like a Pureton for exsample. It is no secret I commited the improper Outer God act of, bonding with her, they'll know that if I found her unguilty automaticly, they'll know I'll have a bias! If I were to make her unguilty, it has to be a universeal agreement in the Outer God Court. Also, her reasons with Mina Loveberry are not enough. Magic has had worse abusers, Mina wasn't special, and certainly far from a just cause for destroying magic. I am also caught between her, and the creatures of the Magic Realms I came to bond with. I would look insensitive favoring their near-murderor over them?! (Cries), I, I, I don't know what to do?!"
  • Vonbon: "(Surprised eye).... Uh, pardon my rudeness, Great Creator, but..... DID YOU JUST CRIED?! ARE THOSE, TEARS, ON YOUR SCREEN?!"
  • Feartrick: "He was not lying about his feelings being misguided. He is under an Emotions High. A period where an Outer God first exspearienced anything not under Amorality and began to lose sight of themselves."
  • Mewstral: "Ugh, I remember my first time. Whoo! Not a fun time."
  • Duster grunted in agreement.
  • Vonbon: "Well I had an ugiler one when Fearmonicus usurped my man Feartrick. I was raging like a BITCH?!"
  • Thaumorpheus: "(Realised his mistake) Ahem, ahem! I'm, sorry you had to see me in such a state, Mewstral and friends. I believe, it might be for the best I'm left be again. I don't wish to embarris you for the fact that a creator is crying."
  • Mewstral: ".... Great one, we are not ashamed at the sight of you."
  • Vonbon: "Albeit cause we ain't exactly ones to judge. We did some of that emotions high bis ourselves."
  • Thaumorpheus: "Well, all the same, leave anyway. I do, need to focus on repairing the Magic Realms, and idle chit-chat only slows down needed recovery."
  • Mewstral: "Undersood, sir. (She and her compainions left)....."
  • Thaumorpheus: "..... If only, I had been able to stop Star and reason with her.... I, I could've offered a means to stop Mina without harming Magic. Why, why did I fail? HOW could I fail? How does an Outer God FAIL?! I am litterally a cosmic force, failure should be NON EXISTENT?! I- (Stops himself)..... Don't rant, Thaum..... You have, so much work to do."

(Later...) New Mewni

  • A celebration was seen taking place as Mewmens, Humans, Monsters and others alike, are seen tending the celebration, even some invited guests from the Gold Rush Dimention and the Pirate Dimention.
  • Taffee and Coffee were seen at the buffet table.
  • Coffee: "..... So, I wager that it just made your plans for escaping mewni in the once seperated New M'onstrarus pretty moot and pointless now, hasn't it?"
  • Taffee: "Oh hardy har har, Coffee. At least earnest peace is being made with Mina no longer a concern."
  • Coffee: "We were only lucky that Mina wasn't exactly a genius, nor didn't had any loyalty to her backers in the commission or even the idioticly misguided Moon Butterfly. Asper would've been worse."
  • Taffee: "Well be thankful he was removed ahead of time."
  • Coffee: "That's the thing, Taffee. There's a reason my brother took Asper very seriously, even dispite his stupidly over-sized hat! Short of just killing him, Asper will never let himself be held away by any prison! Espeically not a imprisonment skull, something meant to capture polterguists and basic unpure spirits. Asper, even with what the Manapede did to him, he's far from a truely weak force, even with the loss of his spear-staff."
  • Taffee: "Well, then how's about we check up on Sassafrass when he comes back from business in New Monstertown?"
  • Coffee: "Better yet, I wish I can take that skull from him, and throw it at the bottom of an acid lake!"
  • Taffee: "That would sooner destroy the skull and free Asper's Spirit then get rid of him in your misguidedly absolutest aims."
  • Coffee: "Okay, then, I'll open a portal to the spirit realms and-"
  • Taffee: "Magic's gone, genius. Remember?"
  • Coffee: "Duh, well, not, completely. We can still access like, small spurses of it, but, apart from that-"
  • Taffee: "But it's not strong enough for a staple portal to any other dimention."
  • Coffee got disgruntled and grunted.....
  • Taffee: "..... Look, you need to trust that Asper is done for now."
  • Coffee: "..... Too bad Toffee won't ever be able to enjoy that. (Left bitterly)....."
  • Taffee sighed.....
  • Taffee: "(Quietly) I'll be sure to check on my sciencetists about that."
  • Ludo was seen being carried around by his followers and given alot of celebration food.
  • Croc Monster: "Really can't believe we're back working with Ludo again."
  • Lobster Claws: "Hayuck, I know fellers, it's almost like old times."
  • Deerbeard: "Not exactly what I call GOOD nostaglia."
  • Flower Monster: "Well what else are gonna do with our lives, man?"
  • Bearicorn: "But hey, at least he came to atthive a better connection with his parents now."
  • Frill-Neck Monster: "Ehhhhh, give'er take. His dad's still abit of a prick about the whole affair."
  • Goat Monster: "Ehhh, those are male Kappas for you."
  • Ludo: "(Sighs), So glad to have minions again."
  • Croc: "But, boss, if we're not enemies of Mewni, ermum, NEW Mewni, then what?"
  • Ludo: "Oh don't get me wrong fellas, we can still do the bad boy thing and still battle Star every now and again."
  • Bearicorn: "So we're, just being assholes now?"
  • Ludo: "Ehhh, until we can find a more long-term goal."
  • Ludo's Troop: "..... Eh, I can work with that."
  • Ludo: "Perfect! But for now, we're totally gonna be chill!"
  • Giraffe Monster: "Like we kinda already are."
  • Warthog Monster: "Well Buff Frog's still doing other things."
  • Ludo: "Eh, Ce-la-vi. Props for him figuring out what to do with himself now."
  • Marco rolled his eyes over-hearing Ludo's conversation with his minions.
  • Marco: "Guess some things don't change over night. (Leaves to find Star)."
  • Marco found Star on a podium about to address the public.
  • Star: "(Rings a bell to gets people's attention)....... I am happy to announce that it has only been so long since New Mewni has been formed, but already we already made quite a name for ourselves. Though it has been hard to be without magic, I know, but, we can managed find with the limited small bursts we have gotten every now and again. The impourent thing is that nothing is being used to hurt people ever again."
  • ???: "BUT AT WHAT COST, STAR BUTTERFLY?!"
  • Familier staffs were tossed right from the sky and landed in a perfect circle around Star, surprising the crowds!
  • The Powerians assended from the sky as they flouted behind their designated staff.
  • Prowerful: "..... Tremble as you should, mortal, (Grabs his staff), because you stand before the Cosmic Powerians! (Pulls his staff off)"
  • Realtor: "Your blunt quickness to trash the magic realms, (Grabs his staff) was a BIG no-no, lady. (Pulls his staff off)"
  • Mindar: "You were lucky the enfluences of the magic realms were able to last long enough to prevent the crumbling of dependent socities of it and the extinction and death of magic-based races, (Grabs his staff) lest these staffs were a few degrees at your direction if the otherwise factiod was true. (Pulls his staff off)."
  • Spacious: "So much cosmic imbalence, (Grabs his Staff), over a temper tandrum torwords Magic's misuse. (Pulls his staff off!)."
  • Ticktocko: "I have known of many of your mistakes, Star Butterfly, (Grabs his staff) but this one, this time, will be marked as the most cosmicly grim one. (Pulls his Staff off).
  • Mamazana: "Sorry to say, child, (Grabs her staff), but New Mewni was a violation of the intended grand design. (Pulls her staff off). The Outer Gods did not intended these realms to be like what you just did to them."
  • Star: "Outer Gods?.... Wait, you mean like the Xzars? Look, I kinda already beaten their avatar, you guys have no more reason to give us trouble."
  • Prowerful: "Impudent child! You only won because the previously assigned Xexaxez was incompident?! He couldn't keep a XIRD of all things from bargaining with mortals?! Then again, Xzars always did have a bad hapit of tampering with mortals to atthive effectency in eradicating future epicentors of Inter-Dimenional Empires. More Absolute Xzars would've DONE THEIR JOB AND ERADICATED YOU MEWMAN ABOMINATIONS TO THE GRAND DESIGN?!"
  • Realtor: "Hey try not to make it too personal so soon, huh Prowerful? At least wait until AFTER we unscramble these realms."
  • Star: "Unscramble?! But, the Magic Realms are gone!"
  • Mindar: "Child, as we speak, the Magic Realms are being restored back to working order to prevent the rest of the more GRATEFUL universes and dimentions that relie on magic and it's many branches, to survive and thrive in."
  • Star: "But then the realms will seperate again and-"
  • Mamazana: "Dear, these realms were only seperated because they were intended to be by the Outer Gods. The Magic Realms had nothing to with it. All it did was supply it's magic."
  • Star: "..... Oh, so, the Magic Realms' coming back won't devide the realms again?"
  • Ticktocko: "Well, yes..... But that's why we're here. We are going to cosmicly seperate these realms back into being their own proper individual realms again. They were not meant to be together, and it's having adverse effects on their Time Butterflies and causing an uproar with the Outer Gods! It is in violation to the Grand Design."
  • Star: "But people are happier like this! But if it helps, magic coming back and not deviding our realms anymore is just a bonus now. Though I'll have to be sure to ask Eclipsa to make ALOT of new restrictions on magic, and it would be nice to have Glossaryck back and-"
  • Mindar: "That's, what we want to talk to you about."
  • Realtor: "Ya see kiddo...... (Makes the unconjustus bodies of the Commission appear) They were never gone to begin with."
  • Star: "HUH?! But I saw Omnitraxus' conjustusness spiriting out of the ether!"
  • Mindar: "That's because their conjustusness and their bodies were seperated apawn the Magic Realms' destruction in thanks to a clever cosmic trick to make it LOOK like they died. Soon, this will be rectifived."
  • Star: "..... Then..... Why did they vanished?"
  • Prowerful: "Well let's just say, "Glossaryck", hasn't exactly been..... Honest with you all lately. You all had been nothing but pawns in his Grand Design-defying sceames to create this unintended utopia, along with things we've yet to discover about! The Grand Design, HAS BEEN BESMIRCHED, BY THIS, ABOMINATION OF AN INREALM WORLD?!"
  • Realtor: "No, seriously, Prowerful, at least wait AFTER we seperate the realms to make people hate us for this?"
  • Star: "Tch, well since you said that magic is coming back, then at least I can wait for my magic to be strong enough to use Rhombulus' imrpisonment christals to trap you guys in."
  • Spacious: "Assuming your spells will even want to co-operate with you after how you basicly intended their deaths?"
  • Star: "..... What do you mean, "Deaths"?"
  • Mamazana: "Let's just say, Mewman Spells are more special then traditional magic spells of all the Multiverse. They are like friends you never got to interact with."
  • Star: "..... Well, I-"
  • Prowerful: "ENOUGH OF YOUR TALK?! You are due your Outer God Courtdate! You will stand trial before Thaumorpheus and all of the Outer Gods of the Multiverse! Destructor AND Order Retainer, and others alike?! But first, how's about, (He and the other Powerians began to charge up their staff) you see your greatest sin, undone?"
  • Star: "..... No please, wait! Wait!"
  • Mamazana: "We're sorry honey, but the Grand Design trumps over personal feelings."
  • Star: "WAI- (The Powerians caused everything to flash)!"

Flash settles.

  • Mewni was returned to it's normal self as are the other realms, as now it and the intermediate dimentions are devided again....

Mewni

  • Ludo: "....... WHAT THE F*** JUST HAPPENED?!"

New M'onstrarus

  • Taffee and Coffee were flabbergasted....
  • Coffee: "..... In some way, I kinda half expected that the Outer Gods would deem Star's actions against the Magic Realms a most unpopular move."
  • Taffee: "That doesn't make it any less concerning! We need to find out what's wrong! We have to get to the elder's council!"

Underworld

  • Tom: WHOA!!! I THINK I ALMOST DIED!!! Irony, am I right?... Why am I joking with this?

Neverzone

  • Talon:... Well that blew. (Background guitar solo) OKAY STOP WITH THE GUITAR, DAMMIT!!!

Woolia

  • Kelly: STAR!!! STARSTARSTARSTARSTAAARRRR!!!!

Earth

  • Marco: "STAR?!... No! They didn't!!! THEY DID NOT JUST-.... STAR?!!!! (Goes to the basement of Britta's Tacos and saw no magic pool and no Glossaryck mural)... (He just saw the pool was just water as he dunked his head to see no pathway)... NO! NO NO NO NO, STAR!!!! (Pounds the bottom of the well)"
  • Janna: Marco... I don't think the dimensions can reunite with each other anymore.
  • Marco: NO, THEY HAVE TO!!! STAR'S IN DANGER!!!! (Has a mental breakdown trying to get to the Realm of Magic and after effortless attempts he just broke down crying)
  • Janna: "(Goes to comfert Marco) It's okay, Marks. We can figure this out."

Dragon Guardian Temple.

  • A Meditating Pang Bing had a drumatic gasp!
  • Pang Bing: "...... I was afraid the Outer Gods would make their move. GAZELLE, SUMMON THE OTHER LOUGERS, WE HAVE AN EMERGENCY?!"

The Ultamate Douche Move of D'oughe Bagg

Mewni

  • The Commision brought Marco and Janna into Mewni as the other of Star's friends have formed.
  • Moon: "Oh Star, my baby, what has happened!?"
  • Pony Head: "THE OUTER GODS ARE PISSED, THAT'S WHAT HAPPENED?!"
  • Eclipsa: "And judging by that the Commission are in completely stable forms now, I suppose that means the magic realms is fully restored now."
  • Hekapoo: About TIME!
  • Marco: "And that would mean Glossaryck and his sister are back too."
  • Tom: "Okay, WHAT THE F***'S GOING ON?!"
  • ???: "YOU, IMBECILES!!"
  • Archduke Bagg arrived with armed Mewman Soldiers.
  • Archduke Bagg: "You had doomed us?! What had happened with the Magic Realms, WAS INDEED THE FINAL STRAW?! Now, our wisest immortals have come down to a mysterious sickness they said is "Morality Illness" has infected them, our civil unrest with monsters is back at full force, and we could be doomed to the Wrath of the Outer Gods?! Absolute Choas will break forth?!"
  • Moon: "Bagg, please, we'll figure this out, we-"
  • Archduke Bagg: "IT IS TOO LATE FOR THAT NOW?! The Immortals that had saved us from what happened to the Old Mewman Dimention, are now sick and unable to save us?! Mysterious adverses of time are occuring like moments of deza vu just when something impourent was about to come up, Giant-Beaked Vultures have unleased nasty outer-realm creatures and beings at us and now towns and cities have reported to be ransacked by them, and now large spider women are block any ability for us to evacuate?! And all this because you have distrupted their natrol order?! And I now fear it'll only get worse?! Now, all mewmans are terrorfived. I'm terrorfived."
  • Eclipsa: "We all are at the moment, dear, but if we can work togather-"
  • Archduke Bagg: "IT WAS UNITING THAT STARTED THIS!! IT WAS OBVIOUS THAT MEWMANS AND MONSTERS WERE BETTER OFF SEPERATED!!"
  • Eclipsa: "Please don't make Monsters and Mewmans enemies again!"
  • Archduke Bagg: "Oh, I'm FAR from making the same mistakes that ruined Asper?! MUCH farther from that! Instead, I am going to use my magic to exile monsters straight into the kingdom of New M'onstrarus?! And I'll do it by creating a mass banishment spell that'll do exactly that?! Then Mewmans will be redeemed of the sins of every wrongdoer!"
  • Rivar: "It might not be that simple, Bagg! All that would succeed is making it easier for the Outer Gods to have a go at Mewmanity without the risk of collateral damage of those NOT facing their wrath!"
  • Archduke Bagg: "Then, I AM GOING TO SWAY THE OUTER GODS INTO NEGOSIATIONS BY ALLOWING THEM A CHANCE TO DESTROY YOU IDIOTS AT THEIR LEASURE!"
  • Moon: WHAT?!
  • Archduke Bagg: "FROM THIS MOMENT ON, (Conjures a spell) YOU BUNCH, ARE EXILED, FROM MEWNI, AND IT'S NEIGHBERING REALMS, INDIFFENTLY?! GROUP BANISHER?! (Casted the Spell as a portal sucks the screaming group into it)........ (Sadly) I'm sorry, Moon. I'm truely am...... (To the soldiers) Men, now begins a time of a new era. The Era, of Bagg. Under Mewman Law 9287263822739832/98989, I, the Archduke, declare myself new King of Mewni, and effective now, we must do everything we can to mend things with the Outer Gods, and to gather monsters to ready them for the exidus exile into New M'onstrarus! OUR SINS, MUST BE REDEEMED?!"
  • Soldiers: "BAGG?! BAGG?! BAGG?! BAGG?! (Repeatedly chanted Bagg!)"
  • Archduke Bagg: "...... For now on, for what I do, I do, for Mewmanity."

Bureaucracy of Magic

  • Hekapoo: (They were sucked there)... Well, s***. Why did we all okay Star's little stunt again?
  • Marco: DESPERATION, I DON'T F*****G KNOW!!! We didn't exactly figure the Magic Realms was super important, okay?!
  • Omnitraxus: "We do now, appearently."
  • Globgor: (Meteora was crying in his arms) Well this is just great.
  • Marco: I'm glad the Magic High Commission came back, but how are you guys even allowed to help us?
  • Hekapoo: Marco, you know me well enough to know I dodge interdimensional affairs on a regular basis. The rest of the Commission just decided 'screw it, we have nothing else to do'.
  • Omnitraxus: "Ahem, well, that is to say we can't condone what Bagg aims to do. He may not be adequate to handle the responsibilities of the throne. Never mind his lineage with Asper as a former apprentice. Monsters would not make peace with this."
  • Moon: (Punches a wall) GRAAAHGH!!! Damn that cowardly Doug!!! Just the same coward he was before!!
  • River: Yeah, I never liked him. Even back when we were young. He was gullible enough to do anything for you, and in the end, it got your mother killed. Even Count Mildrew knew better than that.
  • Marco: So, what do we do now? Star's going on trial with outerdimensional beings!
  • Hekapoo: Hey, your dimensional scissors work again. I think you know what you have to do.
  • Marco:... Are you sure? Meddling in a court's illegal, so imagine what that is like for Cosmic forces, we could be in-
  • Hekapoo: Marco, you love Star, right?
  • Marco:... Yes?
  • Hekapoo: Then I'm sure you know that we're in deep enough s*** as it is. Given the situation, I believe this may be our final stand against the Outer Gods. We play our cards right, and they'll back off about what we did from here on out. New Mewni can come back and will never be scrutinized by grand-design sensitive Outer Gods again. So go get her, tiger. She needs you.
  • Marco got serious and agreed to it....
  • Marco: ".... Head to the Tarven at the Edge of the Universes and find Glossaryck. Something tells me that blue weirdo owes us a DAMN good explanation."
  • Globgor: "Damn straight! Monster King's speed, Marco."
  • Marco used the scissors and opened up a portal to a blanket void, though hesitent at first, he goes in afterwords.

Star's Trial

Outer God Void

  • Star was seen flouting in a colorful void, unconjustus, as she found herself awaken and before many figures looking down at her.....
  • An Xexaxez: "The Outer God Trial is under way, all rise for the creator of the harmed realm, (Thaumorpheus phased into the void on a Judge Section as his Outer God form) Thaumorpheus of the Magic Realms. (The Outer Gods did so)....."
  • Thaumorpheus: "At ease. (The Outer Gods sat back down)....... (The Cosmic Powerians appeared)..... Has the deed, been done?"
  • Prowerful: "The merged realms has been corrected and reversed. The Dimentions of the sector, have been, de-united. (Star was shocked)....."
  • Thaumorpheus: "Thank you, Cosmic Powerians. You're dismissed for now. (The Cosmic Powerians nodded in respect, and left to proceed to their next task to inform the All-Mother of this)..... (Sighs begrudently sad)...... Prosecutor, you may, read the charges...."
  • Prosecutor (The Xzar): "(Brings up a cue card) Star Butterfly of the bloodline Pie, adopted to the Butterflies thanks to iffy mortal politics, you stand before all judging representives of Outer Gods, Order Retainer and Destructor alike, in the void of fate, under the accusation, of destroying, the Magic Realms, and nearly risked the Multiverse, to exspearienced a magic-drought, that could've taken chi, super powers, and even imagination, down with it. (The Outer Gods muttered in judging criticisum at this)... And if on any case you are sceptic of any evidence, well.... (A vision portal arrived of Star declaring to destroy magic and doing so)..... May this ease any doubt."
  • (Star): Yep, yep, it's official! I hate magic!... I'ma... I'm gonna destroy it! (The Outer Gods gasped)
  • (Glossaryck): What? And, how are you going to do that?
  • (Star): I could... I could say the Whispering Spell, inside the Realm of Magic. (Chuckles) BEWWWWWWWM! It's the only way to stop Mina! (The vision portal showed her, Moon, Eclipsa, Meteora, and the ghosts of the previous queens doing it as they withered away the realm as the vision portal closed)
  • The Outer Gods looked in shock at Star's reckless actions against the Magic Realms.
  • Prosecutor: "..... Say what you want about your misguided aim to halt the cruel actions of another, Star Butterfly, it is nothing but a negated benefit, to the horrors Magic's near destruction had reaped."
  • The Viewing Portal showed instence of magic starting to fail in magic dependent worlds, magical forces nearly dying, chi not working as it should in Dreamworks China and other chi sensitive places, places like Kratos losing their powers and those with longivity nearly dying, The world of Foster's Home for Imaginary Friends exspeariencing a sick friend epidemic as Foster's was turned into a hospital ward.....
  • Star looked in shock of what destroying the magic realms had done.....
  • Prosecutor: "Fortunately, thanks to Thaumorpheus, even with his heavy heart of nearly losing the magic realm creatures, these unsightly images was the worst it gotten. At most, mortals and even inrealm gods are at least assumed that this was a temporary side-effect of the Great Cycle mess, or for non-center united universe dimentions, at the least are informed that it was a brief cosmic fluke. But the most aggreious of this, was the fact that doing so, lead, to this. (The Viewing Portal showed New Mewni as the Outer Gods gasped at it).... Lay your eyes if you can, on this, severe violation to the grand design. A merged realm placed into the central United Universes. A merging of realms not intended to be forged as they were. Conflicts of physical laws are the least of the concerns, as there is also the issue of this merged realm, being a magnet to deviants, and allowing them a step closer to move their ilk closer to our well nurtured dimentions, away from the neglected, yet-born or dead realms. And that's not even talking about the deformed Time Butterfly, that came from when the Time Butterflies of these realms fused onto the center United Universes' Time Butterfly, why, it looked like a deformed tumor! Uh, image evidence has been refraigned on Time Counciler request. It was THAT foul! So thank the Cosmic Powerians, (New Mewni was reversed back into seperate realms)...... This, was corrected."
  • Star grew angry at this reverseal of her progress.....
  • Prosecutor: "Now, the accused, will be allow some words to-"
  • Star: HOW COULD YOU?!? HOW COULD YOU TEAR OUR HOME BACK APART LIKE THAT?!? I BELONG WITH MARCO!!!
  • Prosecutor: (As deafening thunder and lightning struck around her) YOU WILL NOT SPEAK UNLESS SPOKEN TO, TERRORIST!!! (Calms down abit) Or at least wait for me to finish what I had to say, you disrespectful little-
  • Thaumorpheus: ORDER!!... (Sighs bitterly)..... Now then. Star Butterfly. How do you plead?
  • Star: Not guilty! It was the only way I could stop Mina Loveberry from destroying Mewni!
  • Prosecutor: Oh, is that correct? (Shows more view portals showing better outcomes of stopping Mina including asking Thaum to cut magic off either Mewni or the Solarian Army, asking the ghost of Solaria to undo the Solarian Army, and many others)...
  • Star: ".... Okay, rephrase: It was the thing I THOUGHT was the only way to stop Mina! I never said I was a genius here!"
  • Prosecutor: Confession of incompidence does not make these transgressions any less serious, nor less unforgiveable or any amount of it being pardonable. (Speaking outword to the Outer God Representives) The defendant was asked from her mother AND Eclipsa for better ways, but she refused to consider. (Shows another view portal)
  • (Eclipsa): Eclipsa: Wait, Star... (Stutters) What if we all go and fight Mina together? I mean, we've never done that before. Right, Moon?
  • (Moon): Yes. Three queens fighting for the good of Mewni.
  • (Star): No, mom. No. I know what I need to do. (The view ended as many of the Outer Gods groaned in frustration)
  • Prosecutor: I rest my case. Star Butterfly has even declined to consider better and safer alternatives.
  • Star: AW, COME ON, ARE YOU GOING TO SHOW EVERY PART OF THAT EVENT?! Look, Thaum, I NEVER meant for ANY of that to happen. I just had to defeat Mina!
  • Thaumorpheus: Is that why you were trying to deprave countless civilizations dependent on magic that would've suffered extinction or at the least socital crumble, because of a mundane exsample of magic's abuse?! I understand you wanted to prevent Loveberry from repeating a vicious cycle of hate caused by such, but that doesn't mean magic should've been exicuted and that other civilisations had to pay the price for one fool's hubris?! Magic is not to blame for what it's used for. It's the 'idiots' who use it. And though I do agree that Loveberry is the worse of two evils, your actions, were no less different then Mina's lust for ensured destruction of monsters! it is just an ugly extreme vs. another ugly extreme! I had seen magic used for WORST things, not just genoside! But ultamately, it's the idiot who was blamed for the cruelty, and the worse magic would usually suffer in reputation is heavy restrictions on a good day, a ban if severe enough?! BUT THIS?!...... I, had faith in that you would always make the good choices, Star. Mewstral and others were sure of it.... But you made it look as if that faith, was tragicly ill-placed. You allowed your mother's ill-choice to back Loveberry, to in turn betray us and the grand design, by threatening to destroy magic, because of an idiot's actions?! You dare be so foolish to blame such an important source of power for all of this side of the Multiverseal seas, as the reason for such hardship? Haven't you learned better than that? This is no better then Toffee's madness!
  • Star: I HELPED FIX THE REALM TO DEFEAT TOFFEE!!!!
  • Thaumorpheus: But it was STILL you who caused all of the damage in the first place. Repairing the damage does not pardon your crime. Even then, there were still some parts I myself had to repair!
  • Star: FOR THE RECORD, IT WASN'T EASY!!! IT WAS THOUGHT TO BE DONE AT THE COST OF A FRIEND THAT I JUST FELL IN LOVE WITH!!! IF I GOT RID OF IT, I'D NEVER SEE HIM AGAIN, OR SO I THOUGHT!! HE'D JUST BE ON EARTH FOREVER, AND WE'D BOTH JUST BE CRYING OUT OUR HEARTS MISSING EACH OTHER!! BUT BY HAVING OUR DIMENSIONS UNITE, WE COULD BE TOGETHER AGAIN!!! WHY WOULD YOU JUST TAKE THAT ALL AWAY?!
  • Prosecutor: New Mewni was the result of unauthorized dimension merging, of which, tis against the laws of the Outer Gods. It's our solemn duty to erase unauthorized dimentional merges, even if you insignifigant inrealmers don't care for it! (Star was offended as Thaumorpheus was shocked at the prosecutor's brazen words!)
  • Star:... I CAN'T BELIEVE WHAT I JUST HEARD!!!!
  • Prosecutor: Laws are laws. You brought this upon yourself by committing a serious multiversal crime. Was the risk really worth taking? Removing magic won't end the bloodlust, Star Butterfly, there does exist worlds without strong traces of magic or magic-enfluenced places, that can still have inhabitence do horrorable things to eachother, even WITHOUT MAGIC?! It's typical mortal incompidence and hatred that's your real enemy, not magic?! It, like all good and bad things, was a slave to it?! YOU, WERE BASICLY TRYING TO KILL A SLAVE, BECAUSE IT'S MASTER, THE REAL SHORCE OF WOE, MADE IT DO SOMETHING YOU DIDN'T LIKED?! (Star realized her error)..... I trust that face means you realised the gravity of your actions.... Be thankful the great Thaumorpheus was able to perfectly, photographicly remember all details about the magic realm and effertlessly replaced it, as if you NEVER destroyed it?! THIS, EVERYONE, IS WHY MEWMANS ARE DANGEROUS AND MUST BE DESTROYED!!! Star Butterfly has committed an act no better than the King that built the Interdimensional Empire of Mewmans, or even the monster avatar she defeated with a spell that shouldn't exist. She has proven the one called Toffee, correct.
  • Star: "... ARE YOU SAYING IT WOULD'VE BEEN BETTER IF I JUST LET MINA WIN AND KILL OFF ALL MONSTERS AS MY MOM STEALS BACK THE THROWN FROM ECLIPSA?! ISN'T THAT ANY WORSE THAN WHEN YOU JUST DID AN UNFAIR ACT OF SEPARATING SO MANY FRIENDS AND FAMILIES FROM EACH OTHER ON NEW MEWNI?!"
  • Thaumorpheus: "Prosecutor, you have pushed her too hard! (To Star) By all means, Star, we are not saying it would've been better if evil had triumphed, and a vicious cycle had returned, far from it. What we are saying is that you should've just as easily slain Mina and snapped your mother out of these delusions, or at the least, go for any of what was deminstraighted from the Prosicutor's portals! And for the latter, you litterally had the spell that slain an Avatar of the Xzars, and you never figured to use that?"
  • Star: "ONE, I LEARNED THAT AFTER MY NIHILISTIC ACT!! SECOND, THAT WOULD'VE KILLED THE REAL MINA LOVEBERRY, NOT JUST THE THING SHE WASN'T?!"
  • Thaumorpheus: "Your compassion is understandable, but Mina is clearly doomed to be a mindless abomination existing only to destroy anything not of Mewman origin. Her relitive humanity is lost because of the magic experiments of Solaria. You had failed to learn that not every mortal can be given a redemption path so easily, even inspite of your interaction with Toffee."
  • Star: "..... Thaum, please, if it helps, I'm sorry about blaming magic for everything wrong, I'm sorry, I admit, that was stupid of me and dumb, it was DUMB DUMB-DUMB DUMBY MCDUMBDUMB OF ME?! Are you guys happy now?!"
  • Thaumorpheus: "..... (Sighs bitterly and sadly)...... I'm sorry, Star. But an apology doesn't redeem that you still nearly endangered balence. Our displeasure with you, is the least of your problems. You incured the All-Mother's attention, and forced her out of her vow of non-interventionalisum, just, to get rid, of you. You have made yourself, a threat, akin....... TO GLITICER?! (The Watching Outer Gods gasped at this)..... The last truely desistating enough force, that forced the All-Mother's attention. Balence, must, be maintained, Star, even if there are those that won't want Mewmanity's tragic story, to end the way it will have to."
  • Mewstral: "(She and the other Outer-Pals were there) OH GREAT ONE, PLEASE, FORGIVE STAR, SHE JUST TOOK HER MOTHER'S BETRAYAL TOO EXTREMELY?! If anyone has to be punished, punish Mina, she's the catalyst to why Star acted out?!"
  • Vonbon: "YEAH?! WASTE THE LOVEBERRY BITCH, IT'S HER FAULT ANYWAY?!"
  • Feartrick: "Mina is to blame for provoking Star into this! The Loveberry girl is to be the one punished?!'
  • Duster roared!
  • Thaumorpheus: "But Mina is not the one with the dangerious spell, now is she?! She wasn't the one, that attempted to destroy magic, and that of chi, super powers, and imagination, the sub-ciniaries of magic, and ruin, so many countless civilisations, because of typical mortal incompidence! Her crimes are limited to being attached to an ongoing genosideal attempt against monsters, though not equilly better by any means, it should've been met with another means, NOT THE DESTRUCTION OF MAGIC?! And I'm sorry you four, but you had lost your privilages of being pardoned as defects. I suggest you get a head-start before the Sleep Reapers get here. In fact, why defend her at all after this utter betrayal to balence, and trying to talk me out of this?"
  • Vonbon: "Fair's fair, you're, usually a chiller dude then this."
  • Thaumorpheus: "Even I, have limits, on how far I can be paient with the misdeeds of mortals. But Star's attempt at destroying my gift........ I figured Star was better then this....."
  • Mewstral: "Great One, please, at the very least just take away the nameless spell and destroy it, problem solved, right? It wasn't even created by Mewmans anyway!"
  • Thaumorpheus: "But there is a risk that it could be replicated, or given a worser successor, capable to destroy entire multiverses! Glories forbid something capable to harm Outer Gods!"
  • Vonbon: "Thaum, Star mostly did what she did because of-"
  • Thaumorpheus: "I want to ask that you do not try to use Mina Loveberry to justify STAR'S actions! You are not going to distract what this trial is really about!"
  • Prosecutor: Indeed. The Magical Elder is correct. We CANNOT blame the villain for the nihilism of the hero if the hero had a dangerious spell of questionable reasons for existence. Two wrongs don't make a right.
  • Star: STILL, I CREATED A NEW WORLD AND YOU TOOK THAT AWAY FROM ME!!!! IT'S NOT FAIR!!!
  • Prosecutor: Do you HONESTLY think we care about your stupid emotional mortal problems? People have lost friends and family for as long as the multiverses existed. Nobody here cares about you and your boyfriend being separated. You don't deserve him after the crime you committed.
  • Star: (Was hurt and then angered by those words)......
  • Thaumorpheus: "Prosecutor, please! Star, I may not be able to speak for all Outer Gods, but please know that there is at least a minority that does care, myself included. But you must understand that at the end of the day, the grand design does have to trump personal feelings. At least be assured that the Prosecution's words do not represent every Outer God."
  • Star:..... (Got angrier).... He was right about this...... I seriously wouldn't expect YOU to understand what it's like for mortals to deal with such cosmic dangers, because YOU LITERALLY CAN'T UNDERSTAND MORALITY, OR MORTALITY, FRANKLY!!! YOU ALL ARE JUST JUDGMENTAL MONSTERS THAT TREAT EVERYTHING AROUND YOU HOWEVER YOU WANT, AND NOTHING CAN STOP YOU!!
  • Mewstral and friends noticed that the Representive Outer Gods groaned offended!
  • Thaumorpheus: "Star, it is nothing personal nor anything intentionally malicious, it's just what we have to do to keep balence, it is just in the way the Grand Design has saw fit-"
  • Star: YA KNOW, YA KEEP SAYING IT'S NOTHING PERSONAL OR YA DIDN'T MEANT TO BE MEAN ABOUT IT, BUT IT'S JUST A SOFT BANDAID TO A PAINFUL WOUND YOU INFLICTED, LIKE WITH WHAT COMET TRIED TO DO WITH A PEACE TREATY INSPITE OF HER ORIGINAL PLAN TO JUST SURRENDER LAND BACK BECAUSE D'OUGHE TALKED HER INTO A TREATY?! YOU ALL HAVE NO RIGHT TO PROSECUTE ME AND TAKE AWAY MY PERFECT LIFE FOR DOING WHAT A MORTAL WOULD DO IN SUCH A HOPELESS SITUATION!!
  • Prosecutor: SILENCE!!!
  • Star: NO! YOU ALL HAVE A FALSE BELIEF OF PEACE!!! You Outer Gods are always the same. All you see, is hopelessness. Insignificance. How TINY, and unimportant we are, in the grand scheme of things, and how, INEVITABLY, we will be destroyed or consumed, or turned into mindless slaves by beings, that we can't even BEGIN to comprehend! Mortals like me are beyond al of that for a reason: HOPE. I believe there's always a solution. Always a way to defeat the forces of evil. But you guys, you... EMOTIONLESS FIGURES, YOU, THINGS, exist to tell us 'No, there's no way to beat things in the end', AND I WON'T STAND FOR IT!!! All the people we love, all the things we do in life, all the things that make life worth living... AND YOU CALL IT INSIGNIFICANT?! I HAVE NEVER FELT SO INSULTED FOR ALL OF MY OWN EXISTENTIAL WHIMS!!! WE ARE ALL IMPORTANT!!! EVERY MORTAL AROUND US, IS IMPORTANT!!! ME AND MARCO, ARE IMPORTANT!!!! I did what I did, because I was DESPERATE!! Desperation is a natural response to a mortal, and I felt that destroying magic was the only way to not only stop Mina, but stop other more powerful idiots worse than Toffee from abusing it!! I DID WHAT I FELT, WAS RIGHT!! Not meaning to sound like I didn't pay attention to the Magic Realm's importance, but, hey, Thaum, you literally managed to restore it like it NEVER got to that point, so, it's not like that the Magic Realms were destroyed FOREVER, you guys are litterally able to rebuild it like how the amish build barns!
  • Prosecutor: "How DARE you-!"
  • Thaumorpheus: "Prosecutor, please, she is already upset as it is! (To Star) Be that as it may, Star, just because I was able to do so, that doesn't mean I didn't had sentimental value for what I had to replace! Just because realms are easy to replace to beings like me, it doesn't give mortals permission to WIPE THEM OUT OF EXISTENCE TO THEIR HEART'S CONTENT! Having great power is not an excuse to act as if the destruction of such realms is no big deal!"
  • Star: Maybe not, and perhaps I should've consulted with you about cutting off Magic from Mewni to depower Mina instead, but I still couldn't help coming to try and remove magic to begin with, cause I'm not exactly good with pressure?! Which makes me SO relieved I don't have to assend to being queen anymore, cause I clearly do not take alot after my mom! Because if someone more powerful than Toffee got their hands on such limitless power, or if someone was to become godly in power with it...... Then we'd be doomed, because there's nothing that we could do.
  • Thaumorpheus: "Star, if it helps, there will always be forces stronger then the kind you fear would harm your people, you already exspearienced that yourself. Life always finds a way to balence out it's neredowells in time. Like the prosecutor suggested, it would've been better for Mewni's future if Mina's life was forfited for that of the many, if not also you asking for my aid on temporarly disabling magic flow for Mewni for that purpose, but I diegress. Sometimes, maintaining balence requires sacrivices. And that, not every mortal being was meant to be redeemed."
  • Star: THAUM, THAT'S EXACTLY WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT?! This, always looking at things glass-half-empty thing you and the other Outers seem to have?! (Mewstral and her possie tried to jesture Star to stop, but Star wasn't aware of it) And this act of separating me from Marco, IS ALL I COULD STAND!!!! You act as if all mortals are doomed to destroy each other or always ruin everything in the end!
  • Prosecutor: "Well, that's because, SURPRISE SURPRISE, YA KINDA DO?!"
  • Thaumorpheus: "PROSECUTOR, WOULD YOU PLEASE NOT-"
  • Star: Are you really so down on how mortal socities function that you can't help but to feel like it's hopeless to do otherwise?! Does that give you the right to separate people from each other and successfully get away with it? (Still hadn't noticed her pleading outer god friends were begging her to stop!) And you know very well WHY Mewmans FEAR hopelessness: Because of you Outer Gods!
  • Mewstral and possie winced at that, as Thaum was hurt by the accusation, incrising the betrayal Star already did to him, as the present Outer Gods become angered and offended!
  • Thaumorpheus: "..... Star, please, apart from the Xzars, the rest of our community had no involvement in what Mewmans came to suffer, in fact, I myself was always a critic to these standerds! That's why I lived in the Magic Realms! Politics has always been so, distressing!"
  • Star: Saying you don't like it doesn't excuse that you did nothing to stop such things from happening.
  • Thaumorpheus: "I'm pretty much in the minority, Star, I couldn't help with it, Inter-Dimentional Empires or those too powerful for balence always end up ruining multiverses! I know these extremes are, despairing, but at the end, it's for the good of the Grand Design."
  • Star: And that's what I want to talk about?! Such a despair is very destructive, and I WON'T let that happen. If something, ANYTHING, Mortal, God, Demon, even Outer God, DARES threaten MY home in such a similar manner again, I'll be there to use whatever outerdimensional-destroying spell I got, slice it THROUGH THEIR CHESTS OR WHAT QUALIFIES AS A CHEST, SO I CAN SCREAM IN IT'S FACE OR WHATEVER QUALIFIES AS A FACE 'WE ARE IMPORTANT'!!!!
  • Mewstral and friends were horrorfived by that statement, as is an utterly betrayed and broken Thaum as the Outer God Representives began mutteringly angerly at Star's impudence!
  • Vonbon: "...... Oh my All-Mother......."
  • Star: EVERY, ONE OF US, IS IMPORTANT!!! Every one of us is important. And I will do anything in my power to save us all. I don't care how powerful you are because frankly, I shouldn't care anymore. If you can't understand why we are all important to you as much as you are to us, then maybe I'm convinced you don't need universes to operate, or dare I say with the likelihood of angering you too much, THAT YOU HAVE YOURSELVES TO BLAME FOR US MEWMANS BEING SO NIHILISTIC AND FOR ME WANTING TO DESTROY MAGIC!!! THAT MY ACTS, WERE ALL YOUR FAULT!!!
  • The Outer God Representives began to jeer and complain at these insults?!
  • Vonbon: "...... She killed us......"
  • Mewstral: "...... STAR?! YOU JUST THREATENED AND BLAMED THE ENTIRE OUTER GOD COMMUNITY FOR SOMETHING THE MERE ACTIONS OF A CRAZY PERSON?! YOU JUST MADE IT WORSE ON US ALL?! (Cries) MEWMANS ARE EVEN MORE DOOMED?!"
  • Star realised her fuck-up and winced.....
  • Star: "..... Duh, that is to say, I mainly meant that whole "Stab you" thing to an Outer God that WANTS to be a threat, I didn't meant to sound as if I really am that crazy, and, okay, maybe I was just getting alittle too passionate, I didn't really meant what I said! Hey, Thaum, back me up here, you always know me to be that ol' kidster, right Thaum? (Thaumorpheus looked away in betrayed sadness)........ Thaum?..... Thaum, I'm, I'm sorry, please don't take what I said too seriously, I'm practicly a stupid little kid, I was having another over-reaction, I mean, come on, Thaum, we're tighter then this!"
  • Thaumorpheus: "(ANGERED) IS THAT REALLY THE CASE, STAR BUTTERFLY?! If we were "Tight", YOU WOULDN'T'VE DESIDED TO DESTROY MY BELOVED REALM OF CREATION, JUST TO MAKE SOME GENOSIDEAL EXIDUS BE HALTED SHORT?! The magic realm, had creatures and life in it, of which, were like MY FRIENDS, MY LOVED ONES, AND MY CHILDREN?! (Star realised she really screwed the pooch on this one) EVEN AS AN OUTER GOD, IT WAS NOT EASY SAVING THOSE CREATURES FROM YOUR, TIRADE?! They, did NOTHING to you! You were basicly trying to destroy THEM, because you were throwing a fit against magic being abused?! AND NOW, YOU BLAMED THE OUTER GODS, THAT WORKED TIRELESSLY TO EVEN ALLOW YOUR EXISTENCES TO BE SHAPED, WITH NO THANKS IN RETURN, AND TO KEEP MULTIVERSES SAFE FROM RISKS THAT WOULD DISTRUPT BALENCE AND LEAD TO CHOAS WORSE THEN WHAT MEWMANITY DID TO MOSNTER KIND, FOR SOMETHING THAT, AT THE END OF THE DAY, IS THE ACTIONS, OF ANOTHER MEWMAN BRAT?! WE DID NOT ASKED MINA LOVEBERRY TO DO WHAT SHE DID?! SHE DID THAT BY HERSELF?! SHE WAS YOUR ENEMY, NOT US?!.... At least, not before this trial......."
  • Star: ".... Thaum, I'm..... I'm sorry..... I was just so angry about the unscrambling taking Marco away from me, I didn't meant to, I never realised, I...... It's just, you Outer Gods are typically more better off then us, and-"
  • Thaumorpheus: "AND THERE IT IS, THE TYPICAL MORTAL STERIOTYPE OF THE COSMIC FORCES HAVING IT BETTER THEN YOU MORTALS BECAUSE OF OUR PERFECTION?! Star, this perfection, this immortal existence, this never-ending way of existence, has a price?! And it's price, is that we exist, to allow you mortals and inrealm gods to exist, SIMPLY BECAUSE?! Because we want to see, how your socities will shape themselves and morph their own destines, SOMETHING WE ACTSELLY ENVIED OF YOU MORTALS, BY THE WAY?! We eturnally exist to serve the grand design, with no exceptions, or face the Hyberation Realm?! Where Outer Gods, can never WAKE UP?! Our existence, is actselly sad, miserable, and tireless?! Rarely, are we even acknowledged in the Multiverses we tend to?! But, we embraced this, and why? Because, your socities can become viberent and beautiful, and worth the thankless effert. Allowing your races and spieces to thrive and become the greatest you can potaintionally be, and do right with others, under the teaching guise of inrealm gods, even if they are not always directly referenced or their teachings done incorrectly, to ultamatelty practice your freedoms of shaping your own destines, even if it's not always something we would've choose if things were different. And the one thing that could ruin that, are inter-dimentional empires. They want to control the destines of everything, and destroy everything they touch, and such beings, typically talk, just, like, what you had said, Star. Harsh as our methods are, we do what you deemed, "Vicious Cycles", because it is ultamately to protect those socities from ensured destruction?! As is, WITH THE GRAND DESIGN?! Something of which, you mindlesly, heartlessly, THREATENED!?"
  • Star: "..... Whoopsies?"
  • Mewstral face-book-plammed in sheer agony as Feartrick faceplamed with Vonbon as Duster puts his hands on his head like an embarrissed dog as the Outer God Representives groaned extra mad at this!
  • Thaumorpheus: "Whoopsies?! THAT'S YOUR RESPONSE?!"
  • Star: "I, I was trying to get you guys to reflect about what you always do, I-"
  • Prosecutor: "ALL YOU SUCCEEDED IN, WAS REMINDED THE XZARS OF THE DANGER YOU POSED?! THUS, THE XZARS WILL HAVE TO ASSIGN A MORE MERCILESS ONE ONTO MEWMANITY, TO GET IT DONE RIGHT THIS TIME?! On top of it, other Outer Gods will have to get involved as well to prevent Mewmanity from escaping so easily or having any other powerful dependers, so this time, THE XZARS WILL GET IT RIGHT?! I DARE YOU TO TRY AND STAB ALL OF THEM INTO THE "CHEST" AS IT WERE?!"
  • Thaumorpheus: "And for the Grand Deisgn, this will be allowed."
  • The Outer God Representives Hazzahed to that!
  • Star: "Thaum, wait, wait, I'm sorry about everything?! I promise, I'll have a more sympathic outlook on you guys and respect what you guys do! I'm sorry if what I said made ya think about Inter-Dimentional Empires, I say alot of stupid things when I'm angry! Look, how's about, I give up the nameless spell and it's book for you guys to destroy, and then we'll go our seperate ways and never be mad at eachother again?! I'll be nicer this time, I promsie!"
  • Thaumorpheus: "I'm sorry, but, on sheer princple and my duty as an outer god, I cannot pardon this, Star. Mewmanity has lost the favor of the Outer Gods for this threat to balence. You, will be presented to the All-Mother herself, to reverse your creation, to never appear again in a Multiverseal Rebirth. I'm sorry it had to end like this."
  • ???: "Well I'm sorry too, Thaum! (Marco appeared from nowhere and grabbed Star) Cause Star is SO not gonna go down like that! And she's right! NOBODY separates me from my girlfriend!!! NOBODY!!! (He vanished with Star)"
  • The Outer God Representives gasped at that!
  • Mewstral: "Uh.... (Does an Outer God Salute) Apologies, great creator. (She and the possie ran off retreating!)"
  • Thaumortpheus: "...... (Sighs)..... They're just going to make it worse on themselves....."

(Later...)

  • Thaumorpheus: (Sighs), So, as such, a more firm Xexaxez will be assigned against mewmans, and as soon as they're gone, Star will be next..... So much for this ending peacefully. I only hope that at least this will be the end of this mess..... Though, I was really hoping Star could've inspired even a limited form of change with the Outer Gods..... Now, that's never happening.
  • ???: I wouldn't be so sure.
  • Thaumorpheus:... (Gasps to see a giant golden orb with banner-like wings and murals)... It's you! The All-Mother! (Bows) What is thy pleasure?
  • All-Mother: I want to say that my reasoning for attending to Mewni matters has changed. I have seen Star Butterfly's trial. I heard everything she expressed about us... I haven't seen such a mortal with such courage and spirit in about a centillion years. I never thought it was possible after such a long time, but it's happened. I found a mortal... With 0-Bravery.
  • Thaumorpheus:... Pretty sure she's got bravery to the core.
  • All-Mother: You mis-understood, dear.... I mean, a mortal with bravery at an unreachable level. Level 0, if you will. Unlike the rest of you, I listened to Star's speech and was impressed. Not saying that she couldn't have stood to use abit more cauton with her words, but she did spoke from her heart, though I agree she could've also benefited from speaking also with her mind. It's unrealistically rare that a mortal can say such prompting words to a being that could kill them thousands of times over. And as inconsiderate as she was... It's true that the destruction of one's own dimension causes one to fear hopelessness. It's happened as long as Xexaxez' existed. Star has dealt with the Xzars too many times, nevermind our lack of reigning the Xzars to do things in more, proper ways, that I believe she's starting to develop PTXRSD.
  • Thaumorpheus: Really? But she took on the Avatar of the previously assigned Xexaxez and won by using the classic 'Outer God Challenger Method'. One victory doesn't exactly count.
  • All-Mother: Yes, but remember how it comes and how it works. Star experienced the fear and power of the Xexaxez many times and viewing it is enough. She has times she feels she's dangerous to her friends and herself, even her recently-earned boyfriend. Phase 1 is quite common for Star because her mood is all over the place. Phase 2 is common for this crime in general. She made costly mistakes dozens of times. Phase 3 she nails just as well. She is in love now, too, but because this love is shared, it has no consequences. Star Butterfly is indeed suffering PTXRSD. And she's likely hiding somewhere unsure of what to do. Hence why, if anyone is going to seek out the girl, let it be some one my caliber.
  • Thaumorpheus: "Not, meaning to doubt you, All-Mother, but, your great size outsizes the multiverses, you-"
  • All-Mother: "Well, let me fit into something more, manuverable, then! (Flashes into a blinding light as the All-Mother turned into an unrekitneseable force)..."
  • Thaumorpheus: Should I call off everything then?
  • All-Mother: (Silllutted form) Oh nonononono, not at all. I don't want the other of my children and grand children be made uncomfirtable of my involvement, nor do I want to rid Star of the challnage of their tempermental antics, too soon. Not only does the one called Star Butterfly learns best on her own... But this is the first time I've had fun physically in 100 centillion years. Glad to be back in this form outside of my innerverse after so long... Just... Make sure the replacement Xexaxez assigned to Mewmanity doesn't make too much trouble. I want to make meeting the first 0-Bravery Mortal in this long, one to actually remember. Besides, it's only a matter of time before she discovers who the one she calls 'Glossaryck' truly is.
  • Thaumorpheus: "As you wish, All-Mother."

Glossaryck's Story/Gambler Dimension

Tavern on the Edge of the Multiverse

  • Star:... MARCO!! (The two spin-hugged) I thought I'd never see you again!
  • Marco: Me too. (The two kiss) With magic back, the Magic High Commission and Glossaryck have returned. I got my dimensional scissors back in working order.
  • Star:... How did you know where I was?
  • Marco: I got some... Infinite help from the Infinity Librarians. (Hugs her) I'm so glad we can stay together forever.
  • Star: Yeah, after all the trouble I gone through... But now I'm a felon on the run.... It's official now... I hate Outer Gods! They're heartless jerks who do whatever they want at the expense of the mortals they ruin! As soon as this is done, I will NEVER leave New Mewni AGAIN! Dimensional travel is nothing but trouble!
  • Pony Head: Oh, c'mon, girl, we used to be wanted in several dimensions. Getting in trouble is what we do.
  • Star: Yeah, but.... This time, I pulled one of the biggest crimes in the multiverse, AND actually insulted them because they said I don't deserve Marco!
  • Omnitraxus: "Well tecnecally from what we saw in my christail ball, it was mostly the prosicutor Xzar that was-"
  • Star: YEAH, BUT APART FROM THAUM, THE OTHER OUTER GODS DIDN'T TRY TO EVEN MINORLY STOP HIM?! So they either agree with him, or are just too apahathic to care?!
  • Hekapoo: "Likely the latter. These are Outer Gods we're talking abou-"
  • Star: BESIDES THE POINT?! Nobody, no matter how powerful they are, TALKS TO ME LIKE THAT!!!
  • Pony Head:... Well when ya put it like that, yeah, you'd be gunned down more often. Sorry, B-Fly.
  • Star: (Sighs and lays on the pool table)... What are we going to do? It's only been a few moments from the trial, and already I'm tired of running from these abominations!
  • Marco: Yep, I agree. A Magic Guardian and Outer Gods are angry that you tried to destroy magic because you blamed it for the stupidity of Mewni prejudice and betrayal, bad enough to the point that even though Thaumorpheus understood you were a victim of rage, he can't help us out of priniple that it would disrespect the Outer Gods for him to be a victim defending his assulters and being declaired Stockholmed, not helping that you basicly ranted at him as he looked as if he was really betrayed by that, and now we're wanted multiversal fugitives. And ALL Because (Angerly points to Moon) YOU decided you wanted to take that Sailor Moon doppelganger seriously!! You trusted a warrior that was bananas! What DID YOU THINK WAS GOING TO HAPPEN?!
  • Moon: "Well, I-"
  • Star: And I took it too far and now we're wanted! I can't live a life running! I found true love now. Marco is the boyfriend I truly wanted. Now... How long can that last? Seriously, Mom, you gave Mina an unstoppable army with swords that can kill monsters! OF COURSE SHE WAS GOING TO BETRAY YOU!!!
  • Moon: Look, sweetie, I-
  • Star: NO, SAVE IT!!! I went through so much. I hate Outer Gods and I want our home FREE of them once and for all! And I have one person to turn to for that... Glossaryck. Mr. Magic himself. Tell us, Glossy, how much have you known about this? How much have you lied about it? And how do we stop those stupid Outer Gods?
  • Marco: Yeah. I think we're owed an explanation.
  • Glossaryck: Star, please, I am only a magic book guide, I would never-
  • Eclipsa: Glossaryck, in light of what the Cosmic Powerians have mentioned about you, be warned that your true appearence is under heavy question now. Your words are no longer as credible as the words of your assigned book! You certainly didn't tell us about how much the dimension-merging has put us all under heavy scrutiny from the Outer Gods.
  • Glossaryck: If it helps, you were orginally gonna be let off the hook had it not been for Star's, unceremonious temper-tantrum and having DARED to threaten the multiverse's source of magic. The Outer Gods would've left you alone perfectly otherwise, IF YOU HAD NOT REAFFIRMED THEIR FEARS OF MEWMANS BEING A THREAT TO THE GRAND DESIGN, LIKE IDIOTS!
  • Star: LOOK WHO'S TALKING!! YOU SAID WE MADE THE RIGHT CHOICE DESTROYING MAGIC, BUT, OH WAIT, WE WERE ACTUALLY DESTROYING MAGIC FOR EVERYONE!! AND I MEAN, EVERYONE!!! AND YOU NEVER TOLD US!!! HAVE YOU GONE INSANE, BECAUSE YOU'RE NOT EXACTLY SOUNDING TRUSTWORTHY NOR CONSISTENT!!!!
  • Glossaryck: Well if I had reason to believe that the Magic Realms' destruction was in anyway more periment, I would've been MORE then willing to protest?! But I knew it wouldn't be so! With Thaumorpheus in mind, he'll work on restoring the Magic Realms quickly enough that it would be like nothing happened to it. And even then, the Multiverse had plently of Mana Reserves that, with careful restrictions, will keep the realms calm and stable until the Magic Realms were restored.
  • Eclipsa: "Even so, the Outer Gods made it clear that just because the Magic Realms was easy to replace, doesn't mean the act of making them replace it to begin with was apprisiated! And poor Thaum especially is out of his mind! He's suffering an extreme cause of Emotion Highs, erm, it's when an Outer God exspearience non-Amorality traits, by the by. Because of him showing interest to interact with mortal kind and showing genuine empathy, the Magic Realms' initional destruction has beyond broken him. It was immeasurebly lucky the Cosmic Powerians have kept him calm enough that he avoids succombing to that High and lost sight of himself! So it still begs the question, why have you neglected to inform us that the Outer Gods would have issues with this?!"
  • Glossaryck: Remember Xavian? And how he made some of you do bad things and what he did to Toffee? Him being at Mewni was a sign that everything I was doing was at risk of being exposed. So, I, was forced to jumpstart my carefully crafted plans and make New Mewni happen. That way, as predicted, I would've figured that Star would be able to take down Xavian and Toffee when the Xzars come forth.... I, confess that, I underestimated the Cosmic Powerians and their greater connection to the cosmic flow.
  • Hekapoo: "AS THEY HAD PROVEN?!"
  •  Glossaryck: And cause of it, the Outer Gods were kept on track of getting answers as suppose to it ending with Xavian and Xlazzon. I was hoping they would be won over by New Mewni's beauty and prosperity.... Guess I didn't figured the method of it's existence could've tainted it's beauty to them.
  • Tom: "Probuly didn't helped that Dimention Merging was SUPER UNAUTHERISED?! AND ADDED TO THE FACT THAT IT GOT THAT WAY CAUSE OF THE MAGIC REALMS BEING TRASHED?! WAY TO NOT PLAN FOR BAD ASSUSIATION, GLOSSY?!"
  • Glossaryck: Regardless, we can still figure this out. I can be able to appease to Thaumorpheus and his better nature, but we would need to find Mewstral and her troupe, Star, they could be our greatest shot, because life always finds a wa-
  • Star: NO! WE'RE DONE!! THE RIDDLES, THE CRYPTIC MESSAGES, THE OPTIMISTIC HOPE AND FAITH FOR THE FUTURE YOU SEE A FOOT IN FRONT OF YOU, WE'RE PAST ALL THAT!! I want to know why you're not telling us everything! I want to know why these things care too much about us!! WE'VE LONG PROVEN WE'RE WORTH STAYING AND THAT'S NOT ENOUGH FOR THEM!!!! WHY ARE WE SO IMPORTANT TO THEM?!
  • Glossaryck:..... Star, we have been over this. Some things are not meant to be known.
  • Star: Stop trying to excuse yourself with logic, Glossaryck!!
  • Glossaryck: It's no excuse. It's simply the truth. Now, again, if we can appeal to Thaumorpheus' better nature, he can vouch for you all to the All-Mother and explain that it was just you having a bad temper-tantrum and that you're VERY, VERY, VERY-VERY-VERY, VERY, SORRY! Even at her angriest, the All-Mother can be reasonable, just, give her the impression you're not the danger she came to view you as, and then, only then, would we be able to-
  • Hekapoo: NO OFFENCE, GLOSS, BUT I THINK THE ALL-MOTHER MIGHT BE TOO DEAD CONVINCED ABOUT MEWMANS BEING DANGERIOUS AT THIS POINT?!!! Also, speaking of the subject of your bad secret-keeping habits, YOU DON'T SHARE EVERYTHING WITH US EITHER!! We lied about monsters and committed heartless acts!!! As the creator of the Magic High Commission, you are responsible for it. For us. For Mewni.
  • Glossaryck: I'm not ignorent to this, it's just..... Sometimes, the fates, can be fickle, and we can't always help it. The least we could do is amend the wounds and move on into a better future. I promise that once the All-Mother gets passifived, we can move on into a better future and-
  • Pony Head: BETTER FUTURE?! Glossy, you got no right to decide OUR future after omitting so much crap from us got us in this mess!
  • Glossaryck: "I wasn't saying it like that, I was saying that-"
  • Moon: Perhaps it's not precisely the words you're trying to say, but Pony Head still makes an accreate point! As of now, you are reliefed of your right to tell ANYONE what to do! I thought you were just being quite odd, but it's obviously just an act. How could you be so dishonest with us?
  • Glossaryck: Because telling you would endanger you more. This was simply to protect you. It's kinda the reason why they say "Ignorence is Bliss". And like I was saying before, even I can't always help with fate's fickleness. By all means, all that death was not part of the plan, but.... It wasn't exactly something to be helped as well. At the very least, I had tried to reduse that death as much as possable. And at the very least, things had worked out in the end.
  • Marco: So Quirky deserved to die by a Solarian Sword because of that?!
  • Glossaryck: "DUH-WHA?! I, I didn't meant it like that! Look, I know many resserection spells, we can get all the fallen back and-"
  • Moon: Trying to fix everything with spells like nothing happened? I expected better from you! That's what made Star destroy magic in the first place!
  • Glossaryck: "Okay what is this, Interupt Glossaryck Day? I am litterally offering exceptions to the rules so to better prove that my aims are earnest!"
  • Moon: Tch, "earnest" you say?.... I don't think you understand how serious this is, Glossaryck. We are wanted because Star committed an act of multiversal terrorism! And you're the one who made the steps to her act by not telling us the Realm of Magic was the source of all magic in the multiverse.
  • Glossaryck: "Well again-"
  • Moon: THE ASSURENCE THAT THAUMORPHEUS WOULD RESTORE IT ASIDE, GLOSSARYCK?! Why are you acting so... Like them? (Glossaryck was offended by that and lost his bubbly cool as he started to shed tears with rage, which forces Glossaryck to pimp-slap Moon in tandrum-like anger) OH!.........
  • Eclipsa: "Moon, what is it with you and always bringing the worse in people by just SIMPLY pushing their buttons? You even do it to your own daughter for glories' sake! Upsetting him will only make him even MORE unwilling!"
  • Moon:.... Perhaps that was too brash to compare him to the Outer Gods. But still, Glossaryck, it does not deter our curiosity, ff not just raises more questions then answers on WHY you reacted like that! No more secrets, Glossaryck! Why are you putting us in danger-
  • Glossaryck: DO YOU THINK THE ORIGINAL MEWMAN DIMENSION WAS THE FIRST?! (Everyone was shocked)... (Starts doing some breathing exsirsizes to calm himself down).... That your world was the first to suffer such a similar fate? Why do you think this tavern exists? It can't be because the edges of the multiverse has vibrent tourism, that's for sure! People here have lost their own dimensions. To tyrants. No-win situations. The Xexaxez. Or just a general misfired or harshly acted hand of fate.... You must understand that all I do is backed by experience. I have reasons for the things I do and the secrets I keep.
  • Ludo: Can you hear yourself, you little blue imp? Everything you do is just, nonsensical, and this is a new level of it! So much chaos, for a reason that will FOREVER REMAIN A MYSTERY?!
  • Buff Frog: Yes, and frankly, I will not have it!
  • Star: NONE of us will! Every single thing that happened to Mewni, is all your fault! I ALMOST LOST MARCO BECAUSE OF THOSE HORRIBLE OUTER GODS, AND I WANT THEM OUT OF OUR LIVES FOREVER SO THEY CAN DO MORE IMPORTANT THINGS!!! I WANT NEW MEWNI FREE OF THEM, PERIOD!! SO FOR THE LAST TIME, NO MORE DODGING THE SUBJECT OR TRYING TO DISTRACT US WITH YOUR USUAL WEIRD JARGONS, GLOSSARYCK!! We want answers, AND WE WANT THEM NOW!!!
  • Glossaryck: "... (Sighs after exiling the initional stress out) If you insist. But I think a picture is worth a thousand words. (Glossaryck was swallowed by cosmic energy that glowed around him as the group began backing up, as the glow faded, reveling a being simular to an Infinity Libarian, with the guide book of spells being his book head, but he is also with giant feather quill arms and a robe simular to Glossaryck's usual outfit)..... I really, didn't wanted it to come to this moment."
  • Ludo: "..... Holy freaking s***, you're an Outer God."
  • Eclipsa: "..... Glossaryck, you're..... An Infinitary?"
  • "Glossaryck": "..... My name isn't exactly "Glossaryck"....... It's Glossiary. I, was Mewstral's assisent when she was assigned to the old Mewman Dimention..... She loved you all with all her heart, and her compassion touched me greatly..... BUT THEN THAT IDIOTIC BUFFOON THAT WAS THE OLD MEWMAN KING HAD TO GO AND RUINED IT BY HAVING MEWMANITY CONGURE ALL OF THE OLD DIMENTION?! THAT IDIOT HAD TO GO AND WANT TO ESTABLISH AN INTER-DIMENTIONAL EMPIRE AND CONGURE ENTIRE INNOSENT REALMS THAT COULD'VE DONE A BAJILLIAN MEWPENDENCE DAYS TO ALL OF IT'S CREATURES?! And, as we know, outer gods view that sort'of thing like it's a plauge, which personally, is rightfully so?! But what I can't condone was HOW they wanted to stop that kind of infection. I could not help but to be very critical to their lifesytiles of using the same over-kill solutions to problems that may not nessersarly be the same as the last."
  • Hekapoo: "Ugh, alchourse it all goes back to the Outer Gods' hate boners for groups that atthived maximum control in their native dimensions and universes."
  • Glossiary: "Fair's fair, Inter-Dimentional Empires reap unspeakable choas and misery onto the rest of the Multiverseal Oceans if it is not quelled. In worser cases, that same force could start targeting the Outer Gods, even forces like the All Mother if applicable. By no means, you do not have to like the madness, but, at least understand the method behind it. It's all only a matter of preserving the Grand Design, as taught to all Outer Gods by afforementioned All Mother. To keep balence. What I tried to atthive with New Mewni, was offering a new solution to near simular problems: To teach mortals to be better then any misguided or dark ambition to control everything and to live in harmony. That way, it would inspire the other Outer Gods, even the All-Mother, to see that better methods can exist, and that exicutions don't have to be a first opition to every concerning defeluptment."
  • Marco: "So, since you said the All-Mother taught the outer gods about that "Grand Design" bro-ha-ha, that would mean the All-Mother's against Inter-Dimentional Empires too, right?"
  • Glossiary: "As an arbitor of balence, she has to. It's often nothing personal to inrealmer ambitions, but, balence has to trump that everytime, or otherwise the Multiverse will become a wild west of a mess! As such, the All-Mother requires her children and grand children to ensure this balence in any shape and form. And that no dimention is made an exception. Even if it's places like the Mew Dimention...."
  • Marco: "Then..... The All-Mother assentually asked for Mewmanity's destruction, BECAUSE of the Old King wanting to have Mewmanity spread across the Multiverse?"
  • Glossiary: "THAT IS A GROSS MISSTATEMENT?! She didn't asked for Mewmans to be destroyed! She requested her children and grand children in the other Outer Gods to quell the making of an Inter-Dimentional Empire! THE REAL PROBLEM IS THAT SHE WAS VAGUE ON IT AND DIDN'T OFFER ANY SERIOUS RESTRICTIONS?! So.... THAT'S WHY THE XEXAXEZ GOT INVOLVED, PERIOD?!"
  • Buff Frog: ".... Why, didn't she quelled that empire herself, or had aided them to do it better then how the forbidden ones did?"
  • Glossiary: "By all means, the All-Mother is benevolent as they come, but, she's STRONGLY non-interventionalist in terms of her political power. She doesn't want to come off as too demanding to her children and grand children and, just lets them do what they deemed approbeate at the time. Henche why I tried to change on how the other Outer Gods do such things."
  • Eclipsa: "But judging on how they referenced that she was stirred by what Star, clearly she has exceptions."
  • Glossiary: "Correct. She only ever gets involved if it's an absolute must. And unfotunately, THREATENING THE EXISTENCE OF AN ALL IMPOURENT REALM BECAUSE OF BITTERNESS TORWORDS MAGIC, COUNTS AS AN ABSOLUTE MUST, ESPEICALLY SINCE PRIOR BEFORE IT, YOU MADE THE XEXAXEZ ASSIGNED TO YOU SWORE OFF MESSING WITH MEWMANS?!"
  • Ludo: "Tch, you said you wanted the All-Mom's attention, so-"
  • Glossiary: "The intention may had been to get the All-Mother's all glorious attention, BUT NOT EXACTLY LIKE THIS?! It was suppose to be that you coherse your mother and that idiot peasent girl to stop what they were doing and to truely began the path to make peace with Monsters, that way, the All-Mother would've acknowledged the good I had done in showing compassion to mortals, there by teaching them how NOT to forge Inter-Dimentional empires and end the need for counter-productive standerds and vicious cycles! I only ended up going along with what you did otherwise because, well, I was adapting to fate's fickleness again."
  • Esclipa: ".... I see. So in respondse to poor Mewstral's sadness to what became of the original dimention, you, and likely your kin, took the forms you took to pretend to be magic spell book guides in being meant to try and prove an exsample of your theory?"
  • Glossiary: "Well, the forms are of Bluonks actselly, they were a really fasinating culture of tiny blue monk people, where- (Ahems to stop himself apawn seeing that the group were looking abit annoyed), Sorry, that was too irrelivent.... Listen, know these revelations are undesireable, but, I, I assure you that it was meant to be for the greater good...."
  • Buff Frog: "..... So you artifically created conflict between our people, in meant to create solutions to artifical problems?"
  • Glossiary: "Well, not, intentionally, mind you, I just, adapted to what happened and worked with it."
  • Janna: "Ya mean you were making it up as you went along? That when the conflict between Monsters and Mewmans happened, you used that to stage a masterplan?"
  • Glossiary: "Uh, well, it's not a, wrong statement, but you worded it in a way that makes it sound bad, duh, that is to say that by all means, I had meant for the conflict to end differently, it's just, snags like Toffee happened and-"
  • Moon: "So you're saying you lost control of a conflict you were artifically facilitating and those of Asper's and Seth's caliber ended up complicating things for you?"
  • Glossiary: "If it helps, I, I did help Star to become the hero the conflict needed, and peace was atthived. I know this whole thing wasn't, exicuted better then I hope, but, it turned out great all the same-"
  • Marco: "MINUS THE LIVES THAT WERE LOST, DUDE?! I HATE TO SOUND LIKE I'M AGREEING WITH THOSE OTHER OUTER GODS, BUT, NEW MEWNI IS PRETTY MUCH A TINY BENEFIT TO THE SUFFERING THAT CAME BEFORE AND AFTER IT?! ARE YOU SCREWED UP IN THE HEAD!?"
  • Glossiary: "(Wimpers abit as he struggled to hold back a sob)..... Please, I meant no malice in all of this, it's just, in order for the lessons to work, there has to be reasons for their existence. Every hero's journey needs a driving force for existence, a shorce of conflict, like, a villain if you will.... And Asper..... He was the perfect villain...... Now, by all means, I HATED THAT MAN WITH ALL MY HEART, AND NONE OF MY KIN LIKED HIM, ESPEICALLY NOT MY SISTER?!.... But..... He was perfect to be the perfect bedrock for the shorce of the conflict I wanted Mewmans to overcome to prove how compassion can quell Inter-dimentional Empires. He was perfect so it would lead to contarians, who will offer compassion and empathy..... Like you, Star. You taught me how to move beyond amorality. My kin were able to learn compassion and understanding, and in term, it would allow for us to re-teach it into Mewmans and Monsters alike. It would then lead to the removal of the catalists of hate that was Asper and Seth, and, Toffee by circumstanceal extention, and would get mewmans and monsters to know eachother better.... Course, it, was awkword, clumsy, and took awhile, but, I just about had it...... THEN THE IDIOT PEASENT GIRL RUINED IT BY BRINGING BACK THE SOLARIANS?! Then, it ended up causing Star to throw a severe hissy threat, and threatened the Magic Realm. I mean, thank goodness for Thaum being able to keep the all impourent shorce of all magic from TRUELY dying out, but it doesn't save my expeariment from being, A COLOSSAL FAILURE?!"
  • Ludo: "IS THAT WHAT THIS WAS ALL ABOUT!? A CHEAP EXSPEARIMENT?!"
  • Glossiary: "Duh-uh, I didn't meant it like that! Poor choice of words, I know. If it helps, apart from the snags, it did went smoothly, it just could've used a better concludsion, I-..... (Gives out a stressed sigh when it was noticed that the stern stares of the others were unrelenting)..... Please, I had fairly warned you all that some things were better off unknown. Now, I won't pretend that perhaps what I attempted to do, could've been exicuted better, I acknowledge this. But, I ensure you, I, I had the best of intentions from all of it."
  • Eclipsa: "True, but the road to hell is ALWAYS paved on the path of Good Intentions, and you only caused more harm then any perchived good, legitiment or otherwise."
  • Hekapoo: "Also, YOU NEVER SAID YOU WERE AN OUTER GOD?!"
  • Glossiary: "Would it, make it worse that, you're also Infinitaries, my children? (The commission was shocked)...... On the subject of that, your names are actually Kronor (Points to Omnitraxus), Phystal (Points to Rhombulus), and Dimenopia (Points to Hekapoo), to save time on any asking...."
  • Hekapoo (Dimenopia):... You know, I like that name WAY better than one that sounds like a combo of obscene words.
  • Rhomblus (Phystal): I like Rhombulus better.
  • Marco: "Saetha once told me that you share the same name of a planet from the AUU."
  • Phystal:... Seriously?
  • Omnitraxus (Kronor): It's actually a carbon planet. A planet that's basically a hotspot for diamonds.
  • Dimenopia: Still, why didn't you tell us, DADDY, if we should actually call you that?!?
  • Glossiary: "I'm sorry, but, I was hoping you guys would figure it out yourselves. I mean, why else did you four had never encountered those like you? You were actually baby Infinitaries I took from the nursery and re-shaped into the form of inter-dimentional races that were miles off from where Mewni and the Center-United Universes were in a cosmic sense. But, if it helps, I am still a father in tecnecally, I raised you all like my own children."
  • The Commission were shocked by this.....
  • Glossiary: "..... (Quill-Tip facepalm) Oh goodness, I am just making things worse and worse, what's wrong with me right now? I'm so sorry! Please, I want to make this right, I-"
  • A war of the worlds like moan was heard......
  • Marco:... You all heard that too, right?
  • Dimenopia: The leader of all Outer Gods is coming!... (Everyone looked horribly at Glossiary)
  • Glossiary: Okay, I know this looks bad, but-
  • Star: IT IS BAD!!! THERE'S SO MUCH YOU HADN'T TOLD US!!! HOW COULD YOU THINK THAT WAS OKAY?! I GOT IN TROUBLE BECAUSE OF YOU!!!!
  • Moon:... Glossaryck, or whoever you really are... What is your plan to defeat All-Mother?
  • Glossiary:... That's, the thing..... This whole thing was meant to win her over, not to have any of you engage her in combat! It wasn't suppose to lead up to this point.
  • Buff Frog: "In other words... You don't have one?!"
  • Glossiary: "...... I'm sorry...... I truly am. I just, didn't figured all this would occur...."
  • Phystal:.......
  • Glossiary: "But, as I said, we can still pacify her, if we find Mewstral and friends, and-"
  • Dimenopia: GRAAAAAAAAAAHHHGGGGHHHH, WILL YOU SHUT UP ABOUT THAT?! (Punches him into a wall)
  • Glossiary: "OUCH!! WHY MUST OUTER GODS FEEL PAIN?!"
  • Kronor: Nobody was respecting us since Eclipsa's trial! We did what we thought was right! We thought... We thought we were doing some good.... But it turns out... WE DON'T KNOW GOOD!!!... Existing for your misguided gameplan... IS THE WORST THING TO EVER THINK ABOUT!!! WE HAD TO DIE FOR NEW MEWNI TO EXIST!!!
  • Glossiary: "Tecnecally, not really, actually die, as more like, I set ourselves to disappear back into the Infinity Libary so I could figure out how to turn you three back into Infinitaries. It was more like "Glossaryck" and the forms you guys are known as were the ones that died.... I would've been able to go back to being Glossiary and resume life as an assistent to Infinity Libarians..... But the Cosmic Powerians got wise to me and captured you three while you were in a trance while I was forced to escape into the Tavern, where I had to hide out ever since. I don't know where my sister is, but she likely caught on about the Cosmic Powerians being onto us, so she is likely laying low as well. I suspect cousin didn't get the memo about the plan being carried out yet cause he's still stuck with D'oughe Bagg. As far as Mewmens had known, my sister and cousin died too since they are my kin after-all, so-"
  • Kronor: EVEN THE DEATHS ARE LIES?! Well, all except Lekmet, isn't it?
  • Glossiary: "His real name was Grommet, but- (Everyone looked angrily at him)..... Never mind. Look, I promise I'll figure out how to bring Lekmet back and-"
  • Kronor: OH, SO LEKMET WAS THE ACTUAL DEATH IN ALL THIS?! HOW COULD YOU DO THIS?!
  • Glossiary: "Omnitraxus, calm down-"
  • Kronor: "CALL ME KRONOR, YOU PHONY!!! I REFUSE TO GO BY THE NAME OF SOMEONE I'M NOT!! ADDING TO THIS, YOU LOST ALL RIGHT TO BE AN ATHORITY OVER ME FOR THESE SCAMS?! I RESERVE THE RIGHT TO NOT LISTEN TO YOU, YOU, YOU, FRAUDULENT KIDNAPPER?!"
  • Glossiary got desistated by that angry respondse and started to get teary eyed.
  • Glossiary: "(Cries)..... Please, I'm, I'm sorry! I'm so, so sorry!"
  • Star: I... Is he actually crying?
  • Pony Head: That's a first. (Star nudged her)
  • Eclipsa: "It's the Emotions High. When Outer Gods understood bonds with mortal kind, their emotions cloud them like a drugged high. He has lost sight of being an Outer God."
  • Marco: "..... He really IS screwed up in the head."
  • Glossiary: "I'll, I'll make it right. I'll bring every lost soul back from the dead with all forms of resserections to my knowledge! I'll turn myself in to the All-Mother and face Outer God Trial! I'll redeem myself and pay for my mistakes, and even face the Hybernation Realm for your sakes! I want to pay you all back for everything that went wrong, please, I, I want to make this right with you all."
  • Marco: "That's the problem, Gloss. I think the All-Mother's too pissed about everything that not even you throwing yourself at her would change much of anything other then just something to deal with later! End of the day, it's Star she's gunning after now! Your stupid book-faced butt, IS OPTIONAL!"
  • Glossiary: "(Sobs)....... I'm so sorry. I really am. I need, I WANT, to repent for all this, I-"
  • Globgor grabbed Glossiary by the book-head and began to choke-squeese him!
  • Globgor: "I'M GONNA BREAK THAT STUPID BOOK-HEAD FOR ALL THAT S***, YOU DEFECTED OUTER GOD?!"
  • Glossiary: "(Gags), No, no please, I, I want, (Book starts to get crushed as glowy cosmic blood was spilt) I want, to repent!"
  • Phystal: "....... GLOBGOR, STOP?! (Globgor did that, though still kept a painful grip on Glossiary)....... What he did was wrong...... But he shouldn't be made to DIE for it."
  • Glossiary: "Tecnecally, not dying as more like, being damaged enough that I'll be transported to the Hybernation Realms. Outer Gods don't actselly die, persay, as more like-"
  • Phystal: "SAME DIFFERENCE?! Now please, Globgor..... Let him go, and we'll contend to him civily later..... It's, what Lekmet, er... Grommet, I guess- Oh f*** it, Lekmet's better! Point is, it's what he would've wanted."
  • Globgor: "BUT HE'S THE REASON WHY WE'RE ALL IN TROUBLE?!"
  • Moon: "And what makes you sure putting him out of the misery of everyone and himself would change that?! All you would acoomplish from such an act is saving the All-Mother from doing this to him herself. She would still want to hurt Star for all that's happened with the Magic Realms' Destruction."
  • Globgor realised that.......
  • Eclipsa: "Globgor, this is beyond Glossiary now. It wouldn't help to end him."
  • Globgor was passifived, and lets the wounded Glossiary go, as the poor phathic shell of an Outer God plopped to the floor like a ragdoll.
  • Glossiary clumsilly got up, book-head still damaged as the glowy cosmic blood got on his robes.....
  • Buff Frog: "..... I fear he's too weak to be of any ability to bargain with the All-Mother now."
  • Moon: "And I don't think we may have time to try and heal a wounded Outer God.... Not even sure if healing magic can work with an Outer God, let alone, if there's anyone even wanting to."
  • Kronor: "Lekmet would've done it on priniple and kindness alone."
  • Dimenopia: "But in the end, we're all too pissed at him right now."
  • Glossiary cried weakly......
  • Star: "JUST, STOP, GLOSS?! Just stop..... Crying, will only make you more phathic then already..... If Mewstral was here, she'd be, so disappointed at you."
  • A Bright Light was seen on the windows of the Tavern.
  • Moon: "..... Everyone, move! (The group made a ran for it, as Phystal stopped and looked at the crying and phathic Glossiary, grabbed him, picked him up and resumed running as well, as he got out just in time when the door SLAMMED open, reveiling a figure at the door way.... And coming forth, was an energy cat being litterlly briming with cosmic power)....."
  • Light Energy Cat: "....... (Sighs)...... (Soft, Gentle, and familier Voice) Must mortals always assume that balence can be avoided?"
  • The Light Energy Cat merely walked across the room, as her light blinded and awed surprised patrons and the bartender!
  • The Light Energy Cat saw the cosmic blood of Glossiary, and shown light concern.....
  • The Light Energy Cat: "..... The spilled cosmic blood of one of my children's children. Already this is not a promising situation. (Cosmicly sees what occured prior to it)...... But not, unexpected. (Calmly moves on to where the group had retreated too.)"

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  • Star: (She and Marco were crying hysterically as the others followed) I CAN'T BELIEVE IT!!! (Cries)
  • Marco: Please, Star, stop crying, you know how I feel seeing you cry. (Cries on her shoulder)
  • Ludo: Wow. She's taking this revelation really hard.
  • Globgor: AND FOR GOOD REASON!!!! HE USED ALL OF MEWNI, AS AN EXPERIMENT TO TRY AND PROVE THAT DIRECT OUTER GOD INTERVENTION TO MORTAL SOCIETY CAN LEAD TO GOOD THINGS?!! EVERYTHING BAD THAT HAPPENED TO US IS HIS FAULT!!!
  • Buff Frog: Okay, I know nothing about Outer Gods, but I know that, even for Outers, never mind mortal kind, such a creation would be no cakewalk.
  • Katrina: Yeah, the idea sounds like a good one, but it requires a lot of amoral acts.
  • Globgor: ONES THAT SUCKED EITHER WAY NO MATTER HOW GLOSS TRIED TO JUSTIFY THEM?! (Saw Phystal holding Glossiary) AND WHY DID YOU DRAGGED HIS PHATHIC WEAKENED CARCUSS HERE?!
  • Phystal: "I couldn't stomich leaving him to his doom."
  • Kronor: Are you kidding? We've all been used! He lied about everything!
  • Phystal: "But he meant well!"
  • Kronor: "Good intentions mends very little to his large collection fo sins, Rhom?! He only succeeded to put Mewmanity on the wraths of many Outer Gods?! ALL, FOR A QUESTIONABLE UTOPIA OF DIRECT OUTER GOD ENFLUENCES?!"
  • River: Well you don't exactly know the moral fractures of creating something like that.
  • Ludo: No, but isn't the multiverse ageless? Why hasn't something like that cropped up before?
  • Globgor: MAYBE BECAUSE THE MULTIVERSE DOES HAVE ONE, BUT IT'S TOO FAR AWAY!!! (Star and Marco just kept crying together) Or just as simply, what Gloss tried to do, was the first one in ANY MULTIVERSE?!
  • Kelly: UGGH, WHAT'RE WE GOING TO DO?! WE CAN'T GO TO MEWNI BECAUSE OF ARCHDUKE DOUCHE BAG, AND THAT IT'S LIKELY GONNA BE SUBJECTED TO THE INVADTION OF PISSED OFF OUTER GODS AND CIVIL MELTDOWNS ANYWAY, WE CAN'T GO TO NEW M'ONSTRUS CAUSE COFFEE, TAFFEE, AND SASSAFRASS ARE LIKELY VERY BITTER AT US RIGHT NOW THANKS TO MINA'S BITCH MOVES, WE CAN'T GO TO A MORE PEACEFUL OLD MEWMAN DIMENTION BECAUSE OF XEXAXEZ BOUNDARY RULES, AND OUTER GODS ARE AROUND EVERY CORNER!!!
  • Phystal: YELLING FEELS REALLY GOOD RIGHT NOW!!! (Everyone argued until Moon did this)
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  • Moon:... Alright, whew.
  • River: So you HAVE been practicing opposite-gender mimicry. (Screams like a girl)
  • Moon: Honey, please.
  • Ludo: "(Laughs immaturely), That scream's pretty funny, (Laughs)!"
  • Moon: You as well, Ludo! Anyway, I know things are bad, but this is no time to panic.
  • Pony Head: THIS IS A PERFECT TIME TO PANIC!!!
  • Jorby: So do we PANIC?!
  • Kelly: NO!!
  • Janna: YES!!
  • Moon: MAYBE, BUT NOT RIGHT NOW!!!
  • Buff Frog: ".... I think our best shot is to find Mewstral and the other defected Outer Gods. They might be our best chance to passify the All Mother."
  • Dimenopia: "How can we be sure the Sleep Reapers haven't gotten them by now? NOR would they want to help us after Star is litterally why they're at a bad stance again?!"
  • Moon: "Well, I would understand Vonbon would be the most impudent of them, but Mewstral is of a kind heart, Feartrick supports Mewstral, and Duster...... Well, he's Duster. At least three out of 4 would forgive Star."
  • Phystal: "But we don't know where to find them anyway."
  • Glossiary: "(Breaths weakly)...... They'll hide in the outer Multiverseal Rims, where it's nothing but neglected dimentions, dead ones, and ones yet to be born. Give or take a chance for a run-in into a Glitched Dimention."
  • Globgor: "YOU BE SILENT, BOOK-HEAD?!"
  • Eclipsa: "Wait, Globgor..... That infomation could be useful."
  • Globgor: "Why should we trust this dechiver?"
  • Glossiary: "(Weaked breathing), I kid you not, all defects of the intended, or general Outer God Deviants, always retreat to the Multiverse's outer rims."
  • Globgor: "(Begrudgent grunt).... If so, then why?"
  • Buff Frog: "I suspect they're trying to retreat back into the Realm of Rejects, to ease the Sleep Reapers' need to take them to the Hybernation Realm."
  • Star: "Well, going there normally or asking Taffee to give us a short-cut there is out, so, what now?"
  • Glossiary: "The Gambler Dimention, and it's unsolisited rulership under the Chancespawn.... They pocess ways to bypass the Pathmakers via secret portal-ways. It's how devients and defects alike can safely travel."
  • River: "The Gambler Dimention? I've been there as a naughty youth once with some of my friends and brothers! I'd remembered the fun we had there! Oh-ho-ho, the memories of my naughty teen years."
  • Moon: "Ugh, the Gambler Dimention, such a vile place tainted by corruption and questionable games."
  • Eclipsa: "But it is our best way to venture closer to Mewstral and the others, I'm afraid. We'll have to go to the Gambler Dimention."
  • Ludo: "But how'd we do that without having to use intended portal paths to begin with and risk being spider-lady lunch?"
  • Glossiary: "I, know of an old friend who can help. A Chancespawn Gambling Kingpin of the name Luucky Suun Ofabitch, who allows safe entry ways to the Gambler Dimention, at a certain price."
  • Globgor: "Well why not just ask him to take us to the Realm of Rejects and be done with it?"
  • Glossiary: "His prices for far travel, are astronomicly expendsive. We're better off just going to him to go to the Gambler Dimention and then find another chancespawn to go to the Realm of Rejects."
  • Globgor: "YOU MEAN WE HAVE TO GO TO ONE PLACE FIRST BEFORE ANOTHER?!..... (To Phystal) YOU'RE POSITIVE I CAN'T JUST BREAK HIS PHYSICAL FORM AND SEND HIM TO THE HYBERNATION REALM ALREADY?!"
  • Phystal: "YES?! I know he made mistakes, but he meant what was good for Mewmanity and Outer Gods alike! He just, got over-ambitious."
  • Janna: "Why are you still defending him like a scared little kid?!"
  • Kronor: "He's is the youngest of the commission."
  • Marco: "...... That explains....... SO much, right now."
  • Phystal: "Look, you don't have to like him for what he did, but..... At least let him be allowed to help. Who better to help us find outer god defects, then such a being itself?"
  • Star: Well I don't care how long it takes. I hate Outer Gods, and I won't rest until we are rid of their interference!
  • Dimenopia: Isn't it a little underhanded to hate Outer Gods because of just doing their job? Isn't hating something so much for it's hardships what got you here in the first place?
  • Star: This is different. Outer Gods have been messing with us since the beginning. I want them gone from our lives for good! So let's get started! (Rips open a portal with the dimensional scissors to the Gamble Dimension)
  • Ludo: "Wait, I thought direct travel was dangerious."
  • Eclipsa: "Worry not. The Gambler Dimention is rarely touched by Pathmakers due to it's, reputation of being a devient outer god nest and being the epicenter of gambling addictions and rigged games. Pathmakers rarely try to intersect anything in these pathways."
  • Star: "Even then, if a Pathmaker had the lady balls to mess with us, it's gonna regret it, like any stupid Outer God would."
  • Dimenopia: I'm just saying. Seems a little ironic considering that monsters were hated by Mewmans for what people like Toffee did. And he was a Xexaxez avatar. (Star paused upon the realization)...
  • Star:... I could hardly care about much at this point. All I care about is freeing Mewni from Outer God interference once and for all. They went too far, and I'm going to make them go away! I'll do it alone if I have to. Now, are you all in or out?... (Everyone just went with her and went to a dimension with Cuphead-like animation and inhabitants)...
  • Marco: "..... Anyone else reminded of Cuphead all of the sudden?"
  • Moon: "I suspect this realm is still in what humans refered to as the "Profilition Era"."
  • Eclipsa: "We must be careful. Rough characters are always in full force here."
  • Ludo: "(Saw some buff looking Outer Gods passing by) Yowza. Rough is an understatement."
  • Globgor: "Careful. Those are Verse Raiders. They're basicly Outer God Bandits. Typically the most burdensome of Deviants."
  • Star: "Then let's move, and try to avoid unwanted attention."
  • The Group proceeded to cautiously travel about, as unknown to them, The All-Mother in her avatar form was already cleverly hidden and watching them.
  • Globgor: "Wait, I thought we were suppose to find Ofabitch first, THEN come here."
  • Glossiary: "I'm assuming Star's cutting out the middle man."
  • Star: "Oh, more then that. I suspect Ofabitch actselly lives here, so why not go find him and get to the realm of rejects that way?"
  • Glossiary: "Well, I have heard rumors from the Tavern that he went into business with a fellow Chancespawn named Jackpot. The nicest Chancespawn in all of existence. He runs the Casino called, well, "Jackpot Paradise"."
  • Marco: "That's where we're going, I guess."
  • The group ventured onword, as they see some of the rough Verse Raiders holding auctions on captured mortals from other realms.
  • Crab Outer God: "Get yer freshly captured Blargduds for sell. They're fucking stupid, even for mortal standerds, but they're great as pets! Fun for the all family!"
  • Chufuluian Outer God: "Freshly captured Space Bees of the Space Bug Dimention. GREAT SHORCE OF COSMIC HONEY! As tasty as the cosmic milk of the All-Mother her fucking self. Garrentied. Refunds are now, negosiable."
  • Crab Outer God 2: "Get your freshly created Outer Godling a cute little pony head, (Pulls in captured Pony Heads like balloons, controlling them like lifestock) FRESHLY STRAIGHT from the newly re-devided Mewni dimentional Multiverseal Penensula! They're the cuddliest oddity of mortal kin ever witnessed!"
  • Pony Head was concerned by that.
  • Star: "What are they do-"
  • Eclipsa: "Let's just say, devients have a, unfortunate addiction to treat mortals like slaves, dear. Part of the common problem with Devients, really. Without guidence..... They do things like this."
  • Pony Head: "Well I ain't gonna stand around- Erm, flout around, and watch my people being treated like party ponies, and not the good kind! (Flouts up to the Pony Head selling Verse Raider, of who got surprised) HEY, CRAB CAKES?!"
  • Pony Head Seller: "OY?! WHAT'S THIS THEN?! A REALM-JUMPER PONY HEAD?!"
  • Pony Head bit the rope that was holding the Pony Heads, freeing them!
  • Pony head: "YOU'RE FREE, FELLOW PONY HEADS, FREE?!"
  • Enslaved Pony Head 1: "F..... Freee?"
  • Pony Head Seller: "No no no, what have you do-"
  • The Ponyheads began to shout freedom as they fly around excitedly, which Star desided to open the portal back to the Pony Head Kingdom as the freed heads flew quickly torwords!
  • Pony Head Seller: "MY STOCK?! (Grabs Pony Head) YOU STUPID MORTAL STRAYS?! YA DONE RUIN ME PROFIT?!"
  • Pony Head: "Oh, I'm sorry, did I distrupted a questionable enterprize for the 10 to 15 minutes I've been here?"
  • Pony Head Seller: "I'm gonna find a stick, then I'll bleed you, like a stuck cosmc pig?!"
  • ???: "Now now now, Muudus, chillax."
  • A sofisicated Mantis Being, a Hyberactive glow bot, and a bruly Centapedeanoid came forth.
  • Mantis Being: "You know it can't be help when mortals show ever so misguided care for eachother."
  • Muudus: "BUT THESE PESTS RUIN MY BUSINESS, MANFREDRO?! I NEED COMBINSATION?!"
  • Manfredro: "Oh wait, that reminds me, I need to check my wallet. (Pulls it out and opens it, reveiling shiny, beautiful cosmic coins)..... Well, I don't have any f***s about your personal life struggles, buuuuuuut, I do have nice Cosmic Coins that say you let me handle them."
  • Muudus: "..... Fine. (Let's Pony Head go then grabs the coins) The Realm Jumpers are your headache now. Now get them out of the Raider's Market before they ruin anyone else's business."
  • Manfredro: "I was getting to that, Muud. (Starts jesturing the group to leave the market)."
  • The Group got out of the Market-place.
  • Manfredro: "..... Ya know, that wasn't very uh.... Smart of you guys to nearly try and bankrupt Muudus like that."
  • Globgor: "Well pardon the Pony Head for caring for her people. And why intervined for us, Verse Raider?"
  • Manfredro: "Hey, try not to get the wrong Idea, I'm one of the good guys here. You likely already heard my name, so here's my companions. Haywire-"
  • The Hyperactive glowy bot: "(Like Claptrap) GREETINGS AND SALUTATIONS FRIENDS! I'm Haywire! I'm an Energy Thief? Please give me your (Lustfully) Sweet suculent Batteries!"
  • Manfredro: "..... We're working on fixing his addiction. And this is my dear Cosmic Brute lady friend, Traina."
  • Traina: "(Brute girl voice) S'up. (Grabs a trash can to suplex it!)"
  • Manfredro: "..... And ya wonder why she's still single."
  • Moon: "Okay verse raiders, quick playing coy, what is your business with us!?"
  • Manfredro: "Well, word of mouth brought our attention to what has occured in the Multiverseal Penensula triad that is the Mewni Dimention sections that you people got yourselves in QUITE a pickle. And see, our employer, Jackpot, has been interested in helping you guys find greener pastures in figuring you would come here."
  • Star: "Actselly, we need to find some close friends that could help resolve that problem. We're trying to get to the Realm of Rejects."
  • Manfredro: "Realm of Rejects? Yikes, that is, like, far Multiverseal Rim Terratory, kid. Home of the rougher Devients and even meaner Verse Raider gangs. Trust me, Muudus is like a cute little hermit crab compaired to what hangs around out there."
  • Globgor: "We can handle it. Now take us to Ofabitch."
  • Manfredro: "But alchourse. Though we still have to go to Jackpot's reguardless. But I promise, it's worth the trouble."
  • The trio began leading the group off.
  • Star: "I'm abit weary about those three."
  • Eclipsa: "Don't worry, Star. These devients have clearly been passifived."
  • Star: "Well, I'm abit weary to all Outer Gods right now."
  • Dimenopia: "Even Mewstral and her trope?"
  • Star: "Mewstral's different, and her friends too!"
  • Manfredro: "(Quietly) Ohhhh, tssssss....... Jackpot's got his work cut out for him."

Inside the Jackpot Paradise Casino.

  • The group entered to a viberent and joyus casino enjoyed by various beings, even some Devient and Defected Outer Gods.
  • Star:... Alright. Let's see this 'Luucky Suun Ofabitch' guy. Sheesh, doesn't anyone have a normal name nowadays?
  • Marco: I know, right? Asper Swipe? D'oughe Bagg? Parents must be getting stupider each generation.
  • ???: Actually it's a nickname. My real name is Luckimimininoga, but everyone is apparently a bunch of SIMPLETONS. (A Chancespawn appeared before them)... Welcome, travelers. You came to the right place to get away from it all.
  • River: "Ah, yes, you see, we're here to see if we can ask you for your services."
  • Luucky: "Ahh, I see. What can I do ya for?"
  • Star: "Well, we need to get to the Realm of Rejects for some dear friends."
  • Luucky: "Whoa! That's a far rim place, miss. And trips to far rims don't come cheap. At least, normally, back in my gangster days. But, I mended my ways when I ran into Jackpot. I'm willing to get the portal gate up and running for ya, but getting the co-ordenence right takes awhile. Far rim dimentions are uh, tricky to travel to, even for folks of my standing. Yer welcome to try out Jackpot's casino if ya wish."
  • Kronor: "Depends on this, "while", Chancespawn."
  • Luucky: "'While' as in this the first time anyone wants to go into the outer rim realms. These realms normally have a spefiic portal code, and I need to look up in (Struggles holding a giant-ass book) this code book, on where to find where. But don't worry. I'll read as quickly as I can. (Saw Glossiary's condition).... Yeesh, man! Ya look like ya ran into an ill-tempered Cosmic Brute! Ya need to see the nurse!"
  • Glossiary: "I'm fine, honest."
  • Luucky: "Hey-hey, I'm basicly your pal, Gloss, it's the least I can do! (Starts escourting Glossiary away)."
  • Manfredro: "Well, I mean, I know you came here for serious business, but by all means, (Gives out casino tokens) Feel free to live a little."
  • River: "(Sighs in bliss) Reminds me of my youth. Granted, this is a relitively new-ish establishment, but I could enjoy it here. Come friends, we may as well make the most of it until Luucky readies our embarkment torwords The Realm of Rejects! I feel like a youth already! TO THE SLOTS! (Charges off!)...."
  • Moon: "(Sighs) I'll keep him from trouble. Johansens are pretty chronic gamblers. (Leaves after River)."
  • The group began to disperse to find places to settle down to.
  • Phystal was wearly walking across the area, as he was noticed by a bladed cobra creature that took interest.....
  • The Serpent flew off and intersected a surprised and yelpy Phystal!
  • Serpent: "(Friendly tone) HI-YA! I never seen a Diapent this far into the Multiverse before outside of being sold as a pet in the Raider's Market. Are you someone's lost pet?"
  • Phystal: "Uh, madam, I'm tecnecally not what you think I am, I, appearently, was once an Infinitary that was approbeated to be transformed into this form before you."
  • Serpent: "That, actselly explains the smell of Outer God energy."
  • Phystal: "Well, tecnecally not offically, I still, mostly count as just an Outer-God-level Being."
  • Serpent: "(Giggles)..... I like you, Dimond Head. Name's Side Swipa. I'm a Bladebra. Typically, my people are known to be able to cut off parts of a spefific Dimention or more and sell them off to bidders, but I had to put that behind me when I lost my gang because of it. I got adopted by Manfredro, and Mr. Jackpot allowed me a home here."
  • Phystal: ".... Well, I'm flattered by your declaration of appresiation for me, Miss Side. Though I must state that my name is Phystal."
  • Side Swipa: "..... I'm just gonna call ya Diamond Head, cause it's funnier. (Giggles). I can tell yer, into snakes."
  • Left Snakehand: "Don'tcha get the wrong idea, missy."
  • Right Snakehand: "We're likely a side-effect of the form and might not really exis- (Side-Swipa grabbed the two) GOOOO!"
  • Side Swipa: "Ya gotta see the cosmic buffet, Diamond Head!"
  • Phystal: "I would refer if you use my real- (Gets dragged off) NAAAAAAAAAAAAAME!"
  • Kronor sat down on a lone table and proceeded to wait.....
  • Omnitraxus: "(Sighs)......."
  • ???: "Interesting to find a Skull Cosmician all the way out here. (A Female Time Counciler sat on the same table). They're usually well reserved into the Cosmic Bone Dimention."
  • Kronor: "Oh, well.... I'm-"
  • Time Counciler: "You're actselly a transmutanted Infintary and you're a timelord. Saw that coming."
  • Kronor: "Oh, uh..... So, my counciler, what, brings you out here?"
  • Time Counciler: "Name's Sundaila. I was a Time Counciler for Mewni...... But I failed to stop Glossiary from traveling into time and caused Toffee to be worse then he already is. So, I left out of regret and became a defect."
  • Kronor: "My counciler, please, Toffee's dark ways would've still been ensured. He was infected by an Antithaumite."
  • Sundaila: "Yes, but Meteora nearly sucking his soul out allowed the slime to infect him easier."
  • Kronor: "...... That, explains so much about how much wrong that Septarian was."
  • Sundaila: "And I feel respondsable that I wasn't able to stop it. Sure, it wouldn't stop Toffee from ending up where he is anyway, but I felt as if, I could've at least allow him an ability to still have a soul..... Now poor Coffee is lost without him."
  • Kronor: ".... Be assured, my Counciler. I would promise that we will find an amendment to this."
  • Sundaila: "..... Ya know, Omnitraxus, ya don't have to be formal to me. I'm a defect as of now. Refer to me as Sundaila, if you can."
  • Omnitraxus: "Uh, yes, my council-..... Lady Sundaila. And uh, my name is actually Kronor."
  • Sundaila: "Tch, close enough. But I'll still call you Omni. Ya know Omns, ya really know how to treat a lady."
  • Kronor: "I was always the gentlemen of the commission."
  • Dimenopia noticed that Kronor and Phystal were with Swipa and Sundaila.....
  • Dimenopia: ".... (Coy smile) They're totally gonna end up wanting to bone each other in the end, I just know it. (Sighs)..... Lucky. Who'd wanna bone a dimension jumping candle lady like me?" (Leaves bitterly torwords the stage but was then curious at the excited crowds)
  • Announcer: (Red dicehead with Chicago Bandleader vibe and voice) "And now, the owner of the establishment and your ever present welcomer to those that're new, please welcome, the one and only, Jackpot!"
  • A Chancespawn with an Ace of Shade's Card-Head and wearing a Vegas-style suit as spotlights shine on him! This was likely Jackpot, as he brought stylish dimensional scissors, split them like Dimenopia's own scissors, and performed amazing tricks with the portals.
  • Dimenopia was bemused by the appearance, and amazed by the tricks.....
  • Jackpot: "(Ne-Yo voice) Hey there, you lovely people, how're ya doing, you lovely mortals, immortals, inrealm and outer gods alike and everything inbetween! Welcome to Jackpot Paradise! The Casino that can be able to connect to other dimensions! The casino that offers the time of your life, and safer travel free of inconvinent final Pathmaker stops. Ya know me, I'm Jack Von Potts, but y'all call me Jackpot. Today, I am having a meeting with an espeically troubled young lady. Ya see, Manfredro, our faverite retired Patheon Poucher, managed to rescue her to upseting the local rough boys of Raider's Market, after the little lady desided to distrupt a tasteless practice of mortal slavery. Please welcome, (Star was portaled on stage by him despite a very insistent Traina) Star Butterflies."
  • Star Butterfly: "It's ButterFLY!"
  • Jackpot: "Eh, potato po-ta-to. So, I understand that based on some hijinks involving, ehhh, shall we say, trashing the Magic Realms, ya ended up ticking off the Intendeds something fierce, even more so when they got personal about it and you got, abit ranty at them."
  • Star: "Well, no offence Mr. Jackpot, cause I'm sure you are actselly a nice guy, BUT OUTER GODS IN GENERAL ARE-"
  • Jackpot: "BUBUBUBUBUB! Careful kid, this is a place where I try to have people get along over here. Now, I may not speak for the Intendeds, well, not as a Devient anyway, but I can speak for Outer Gods in philosophy. Listen kid, the Outer Gods don't mean to be jerks out for the fun of it, heck, often the Intendeds don't even understand fun. Any Outer God would act like they are, because it's basicly their cosmic job to be like that."
  • Star: "Well, it's not like the Outer Gods try to make friends with people."
  • Jackpot: "If it helps kid, (Music Plays) I think you'll find that I'm the cure of your Outer God blues, cause here, I'm everyone's friend in Jackpot Paradise."
Ne-Yo - Friend Like Me (Audio)

Ne-Yo - Friend Like Me (Audio)

  • Dimenopia:... I like this guy. He's a pretty good motivational singer.
  • Star: "..... I never looked at Outer Gods in that perspective before. How, could I fell in the same trap that had Mewmans and Monsters fighting to begin with?"
  • Jackpot: "Well Star, end of the day, all the Intendeds want is to keep the multiverse running like clockwork and keep things great for inrealm folks. Even if it's in ways Inrealmers might not always get."

Asper's Plan

Mewni

  • Asper: (He arrived at New Monstertown still going through reconstruction since it's destruction by Toffee)... AT LAST!!!! (He enters the town as his monster body made him unrecognizable to the inhabitants)... ("Well, at least this loathsome monster is at least good for SOMETHING!")
  • ???: Oh my God! Is that... A Musculoird?
  • Asper: ("... Minus the fact I forgot about the KIND of monster.")
  • Monster #1: I thought they were very rare since the Sizeshifter-Musculoird War.
  • Asper:... (Monstrous voice disguise) I'm a traveler. ("Well thank goodness that I didn't used the kind of magic that allowed for vocal changes that had my voice sound like my normal form.... Even if it's magic, even I have to question that kind of logic about how the vocal change works!")
  • Monster #2: Aww. On your own. Did those Solarians have anything to do it?
  • Asper: Solarians?... They've been decommissioned for generations.
  • Monster #1: Oh, that's more sad. You are more isolated than we thought. Well we've been through a lot of craziness.
  • Asper:...... I'm curious. What happened here?

French Narrator: One Explanation Later...

  • Asper: (In a large monster house)... ("Well that changes everything.... And I believe I can make this work to my advantage. I must find Mina Loveberry! But first things first: Where the devil did that girl go?!") (He looked out his window and quickly became concern on Taffee and Coffee arriving with Lattee from the New M'onstarus portal as they're meeting with Sassafrass)... ("Oh that is DIFFENTLY going to be a hinderence. I may have to consider moving as fast as his clumsy bulk of a body can allow!") Um, thank you for the hospitality. I must move. Got things to do. VEEEERY tight schedule.
  • Monster #1: Goodbye! (Asper made a run for it)
  • Sassafrass: "MY HOUSE IN NEW MONSTRARUS HAS BEEN WHAT?!"
  • Coffee: "Are you getting deaf in your years, elder? She litterally said that your house explouded in magic!"
  • Lattee: "(Shoves Coffee) AHEM!..... Don't worry sir, your elite guards are mostly fine, give or take injuries being tended to. However, we found two concerning things..... Muscleface is missing, and, this. (Shows the cracked imprisonment skull of Asper, as Sassafrass gasped!)........"
  • Sassafrass: "..... (Quietly) We must keep this to ourselves to prevent a panic. As far as these people know, what they potaintionally saw arriving to town was a lost and isolated Musculoird. I worry these people may've unwittingly exposed certain events to him."
  • Coffee: "(Quietly) Those idiots?!"
  • Sassafrass: "(Quietly) They didn't know, fool! Now, summon my elites, any that didn't got injured. We are containing this."

Later...

  • Lattee kicked the door down as some well elitles and Coffee readied their weapons as Taffee and Sassafrass teleported in!
  • Sassafrass: "Alright, Asper, we- (Saw that the house was empty)...... Damn..... He saw us coming. I should've figured."
  • Lattee: "Should we really be surprised? This was Asper we're talking about."
  • Taffee: "We need to figure out where he went."
  • Coffee: "..... Based on how he likely had learned of certain events..... I have one idea where he might go.... The Loveberry girl."

Mewkatrazaass Prison

  • Mina Loveberry was seen among many mewman and monster criminals in a cafeteria eating prison food slop.
  • A Sharkman Monster and two Gangster Roach Friends looked at Mina's location.....
  • Sharkman Monster: "..... (Quietly) I'm gonna do it, boys. I'm gonna give that Solarian Whore something to cry about."
  • Gangster Roach 1: "(Quietly) Wouldn't go for it, man."
  • Gangster Roach 2: "(Quietly) That girl's bad news."
  • Sharkman Monster: "(Quietly) Well think how much I can become the top dog here if I got to be the guy that killed that freak! I'll run this prison! Just you watch. (Approuches Mina's table)...."
  • Mina: "..... If you know what's good for you, scram, ya dingus."
  • Sharkman Monster: "..... Tch. Without those giant suits of armor, yer nothing. You are just the last piece of a relic to one of the worse times of Monster history. And I have alot to gain, to be the one that gets rid of it."
  • Mina: "..... I know nearly 7000-and-a-half ways to take down a Sharkaman and 590 more on how to gut them like a fish! Even with only a lousy SPORK, I'll do it?!"
  • Sharkman Monster: "Tch, you're lucky you're not a death row inmate for what you pulled since Eclipsa kneels to Star's interests too easily. Anyone like you otherwise, Mewman AND Monster alike, could've already gotten their head shoved into the Gullintine Dimention by now."
  • Mina: "Not kidding what I said though. Last warning. SCAT!!!"
  • Sharkman: "..... (Flips the table over as the chairs remained, with Mina not even phased by it)......"
  • Mina: "...... Ya know, that slop may be disgusting, (Gets up) But it WAS my only food here."
  • Sharkman: "Well consider it, (Pulls out a conceiled specialised knife) The last meal you'll ever get. And say hello, to the knife that Seth himself used to kill Solaria. I got it from him as his best monster commander for his honor."
  • Mina: Hmm. I see. General Bruce Carcharodon. Never thought I'd meet you. I hear talk you filled your entire gulf with the blood of Mewmans.
  • Sharkman (Carcharodon): That's right. I hear talk you're... REALLY bananas.
  • Mina: It was all in the name of Queen Solaria.
  • Carcharodon: Well she was a murderous barbarianess. She killed my mother in cold blood and put her carcass on a cross on an islet back home. The sight of it makes me sick. Now, I get to use the instrument of Solaria's death, ON YOUR STUPID BITCHASS!! (Charges at Mina!)"
  • Mina: (Dodges as she rolled behind him) I may be disabled of my Solarian powers, but I can still fight. (Kicks him down knocking out all of his teeth as he recovered and grew new teeth)... Want to try that again, ya giant walking mouth with teeth?
  • Carcharodon: "When I'm done with you, brat, your death, will be subjected to another Magic Commission conspiracy to be kept quiet to prevent Star from being desistated that her efferts for keeping you alive were for nought!"
  • Mina: Normally I wouldn't start no prison riot... But my agonizing time in a prison of the 'true monsters' have taught me prison riots are too common for me to care. So, bring it on. (She and Carcharodon fought while this played)
EPIC ROCK ''Daylight Die'' by Extreme Music feat

EPIC ROCK ''Daylight Die'' by Extreme Music feat. Dan Murphy

  • Carcharodon: (He was stabbed to death with Seth's knife as Mina's fight with him allowed her to channel her Solarian powers to buff up into her strong form)... I'll see you in hell!... (Dies)
  • Mina depowered down as calmed down....
  • Mina: "If so, expect a long wait, beast!"
  • ???: Impressive. (Mina was shocked to see Asper in his monster body)
  • Mina: A MUSCULOIRD!!!! (Takes the knife and points it at him) YOU WANT SOME OF THIS TOO?!
  • Asper:... The knife that ended Queen Solaria's life. (Grabs it from her)... A trophy of my possession.
  • Mina: WHO ARE YOU, MONSTER?!?
  • Asper: Oh, someone you're lucky to have come across again. (He knocks out his host body while Asper's ghost body came out)...
  • Mina:... Prime Major Admiral Asper Swipe!... What has happened to you?! Did those filthy monsters kill you?!
  • Asper: "More like, I was turned into a ghost by a Manapede with PTXRSD in the endless gold rush dimention and then imprisoned into an imprisonment skull until I managed to escape and pocessed the sad oaf into coming here."
  • Mina: "...... And I thought I went through weird stuff."
  • Asper: "So now, I'm pretty much stuck in this ghostly body since I lost my physical body, and even with this Manapede likely dealt with at this point, it appears to be a more periment spell even with it's shorce gone. I couldn't interact with anything, only people could interact with me."
  • Mina:... Why couldn't you just wait for someone to touch you and then, OHHHHHHHHHHHHH, right, right, THAT'S how you got here. Nevermind, that was just me being abit stupid there.
  • Asper: "Well that's why you were more a soldier, not a thinker. Point is, this inconvinence got me in a realisation. So obviously, being of mortal flesh with an immortal's lifespan is not enough anymore. I would have to assend to Outer God status to atthive my goal."
  • Mina: "Why Outer God and not normal ones?"
  • Asper: "Inrealm Gods are subugated to Morality Illness to prevent misguided or ungodly feelings. Outer Gods process the kind of immortality free of Morality Illness."
  • Mina: ".... I'm just gonna take that as you liking to aim high."
  • Asper: "Fair enough. Anyway, I heard that you managed to restore a briefly revived Solarian Program."
  • Mina: "Yeah, but Star ruined it when she wrecked the magic realms."
  • Asper: "Well obviously Thaumorpheus did not allow a permanent destruction due to the realm's impourence."
  • Mina: "Yeah but the Solarians still went bust."
  • Asper: "Likely because the magic in them died out too quickly for it to resurge due to being recent. Also obviously because you were using older models. What you need is to make more upgraded models not so easily subjugated to the limits of relying on magic being uninterrupted and the aged state of time's treatment on them."
  • Mina: "Well it's not like since Solaria's death that the royal family kept it going! We're kinda stuck with the old models."
  • Asper: "Then let's, renew them. Give the old scrap heaps a much needed, due upgrade. And I think some reshorces from the Roboloid Dimention, could be ripe for the taking."
  • Mina: ".... That, is why you are Prime Major Admiral, sir."
  • Asper: (He returns to his monster body) And hopefully, when I get the right power, I can restore my true body and get out of this abomination. This body is a curse and a disrespect to my name, but I must use it for now because one can only do so much as a ghost until an imprisonment skull is used on you.
  • Mina:... I need to let you know that being in a monster body has repercussions. Star herself became a monster one time because of one of Globgor's old creations and her mind was being transformed into that of a monster. You might want to get your true body back soon, or else you're going to share the same fate.
  • Asper: I am well aware and aim to fix it as quickly as possible.
  • Mina: "Just making sure. (Broly's up and grabs Asper and flew off as her ponytails turn into propellers, and escaped just as security arrived!)"
  • Warden: ".... Aw, shit. Not only did Mina took ANOTHER INMATE'S LIFE, (Points to Carh's carcuss as his Roach Gangster friends morn for him), BUT SHE ALSO ESCAPED?!"
  • Security Guard 1: "I told you we should've invest in magic secuity sheilds!"
  • Warden: "I WAS THINKING ABOUT THE MAGIC-EATER INMATES THAT'LL GET STRONG FROM THE SHEILD BY SIMPLY SUCKING ON IT?!"
  • Security Guard 2: "You also DIDN'T REINFORCE THE WALLS AND CEILINGS AND/OR ROOF TO PREVENT FLYING PRISONERS FROM JUST BUSTING THROUGH AND ESCAPING THE ENTIRE TIME?!"
  • Warden: "RENOVATIONS WOULD BE EXPENSIVE AND COSTLY, THIS OLD PRISON CAN'T AFFORD THAT?!"
  • Security Guard 3: "BUT YOU WERE ABLE TO AFFORD A GIANT CRUSE-SHIP SIZED BOAT THAT AN ORGANISED ESCAPE CAN EFFERTLESSLY USED IF PRISONERS KNEW THAT, RIGHT?!"
  • Warden: "HEY, IT WAS ONE OF THE LAST THINGS I BOUGHT IN QUEST BUY WHEN THEY WERE CLOSING DOWN AND GOT CONVERTED INTO DIMENTION MART AND GOT BETTER EMPLOYEES AND BUSINESS STANDERDS AND BETTER PRICES THEN QUESTBUY?! EXTRA EMPESSIS ON THE BETTER EMPLOYEES, CAUSE THE SLOTHS ARE REPLACED WITH THE CHEETAH PEOPLE OF CHEETARA OF THE AFRICA DIMENTION?!"
  • Septarian Security Leader: "Wait.... Sir, was it really a good idea for you and the others to just admit all those things you guys just said to a lunchroom full of inmates?"
  • Warden: "What're you- (Realised all the inmates had listened to that)....... Ohhhhhhh, shit."

Distence from the Island.

  • 6 seconds of silence, then suddenly, flying prisoners flew off the prison in a swarm while non-flyers made a mad dash to a large prison boat and boarded it!
  • The Warden was shocked at this occuring......
  • Warden: "...... I'm gonna get fired, aren't I?"
  • Security Guard 4: "Yeah, Archduke Bagg is gonna throw a shitfit at this."

Archduke's Reign Crumbles.

Archduke's office.

  • Archduke Bagg: "THOSE BUNGLERS?! NOT ONLY IS MINA ON THE LOOSE, BUT THE ENTIRE PRISON POPULATION HAS ESCAPED AND NOW CRIME HAS BROKEN OUT IN AN ALREADY DISORGANISED PLACE WHERE VILLAGES ARE BEING SMITED BY ANGERED OUTER GODS?! Contentyck, you're the closest being I can trust anymore, (Contentyck was seen eating an ice cream sundae with all the flavors and toppings), even if you were more rediculious then even Glossaryck at his weird moments, you still know what you talk about at the least. Please inform me that making my mass banishment spell is all but ensured!"
  • Contentyck: "Ohhhhhhh boy. I, really don't know how to explain this, but..... Magic coming here, maaaaaaaaaaaaay be abit of an issue, cause, for the moment, Mewni, can't access magic."
  • Archduke Bagg: "WHAT?!"
  • Contentyck: "Well..... Ya know how Star was the one that wrecked the magic realms to begin with and how she was a mewman? Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeellllllllllllllllllllll...... Thaumorpheus is having the magic flow not come here anymore as per request from the other Outer Gods, cause, to put it lightly..... Mewmanity has really screwed the pooch this time."
  • Archduke Bagg: "..... GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH?! THEN HOW AM I SUPPOSE TO MAKE MY MASS-BANISHMENT SPELL TO NEW M'ONSTRARUS NOW?!"
  • Contentyck: "Well, short of anything that would just put Mewmans in an even badder light, like, syphining the magic realms of the magic, well, I....... I'm just gonna say it."
Smg4 Your screwed

Smg4 Your screwed

Contentyck Sings this.

  • Archduke Bagg: "THIS HAS BEEN, (Cries), THE OPPISITE OF HELPFUL, CONTENTYCK?! (X-Asper and Mina entered his office as he didn't realised it) I NEED TO RESOVLE THIS NOW, BEFORE IT GETS WORSE?!"
  • X-Asper: "Abit too late on that, my former star pupel."
  • Archduke Bagg screamed feminately at the sight of X-Asper and Mina!
  • Archduke Bagg: "..... M-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-Master Asper, is, is THAT YOU?!"
  • X-Asper: "Impressed with my Outer God perfection?"
  • Contentyck: "Duh, I can see this is between you two, I'm just gonna, NOT be here. (Poofs away!)"
  • Archduke Bagg: "CONTENTYCK, DON'T LEAVE?!"
  • X-Asper: "He wouldn't be much help against me anyway, Bagg! Now..... What's this about my understanding of you exiling Star's possie?"
  • Archduke Bagg: "I, I was hoping it would ease the Outer Gods into negosiations."
  • X-Asper: "..... Bagg, if the Outer Gods could be easily lulled into making deals, THERE WOULD'VE BEEN MORE INTER-DIMENTIONAL EMPIRES THEN THE NONE OF THEM THERE ARE?!"
  • Archduke Bagg: "But I figured that by submitting, they would give Mewmans another chance!"
  • X-Asper: "Take it from an old victim of the Xzars, Bagg..... They don't bargain with our kind. All you did, was prevent ME from coming after them right away! And that, is once again, another failure, you failure."
  • Archduke Bagg: "No please, don't hurt me, (Curls up into fetal position) I'm without magic?!"
  • X-Asper: "Oh don't get me wrong, you phathic welp..... You're not worth the trouble in absorbing your weak energy.... I'll just go as far as to take away your ill-suited title as king and be done with it. Mina?"
  • Mina cracked her fist happly snarling.....
  • Archduke Bagg: "Wait, wait, wait!"
  • Mina threw Archduke Bagg out the window as he screamed and fell into mud!
  • Bagg's voice: "EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW?!"
  • X-Asper: "..... Now, it's time for a little visit into the Robotloid Dimention."

Lougers Arrive to the Willtopians Dimension.

Unknown Dimension

  • Saetha:... Oh no! I recognize so much of this! The Willtopians have started to get to them.
  • Duke: Oh you don't know tha- (A Baby Marco with wheel hands appeared)
  • Baby Marco: I'm Baby Marco and I got wheels for hands! WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!! (Drives off)
  • Anewas/Saetha:... Janna.
  • Coffee: "...... What, did I just witnessed?"
  • Taffee: "Encouraged imagination. The Willtos were notorious for letting their hosts do virtually of most of what they want, so to feed on them."
  • Huifang: "THEY'RE GONNA EAT THEM?!"
  • Taffee: "Don't misunderstand. By all means the Willtos are not extremely violent Outer Gods like those Vile Mortal-Nappers. They require hosts to be alive to feed on their willpower, basicly making them stay in this place forever."
  • Lattee: "What is wrong with these creatures?!"
  • Taffee: "That's always been the issue with devient outer gods. Cause of accsidental creation, they don't know what to make of themselves. Without the direct nurture and guidence of the All-Mother, they just, do what their outer power is at it's most strongest for and, just go for it."
  • Fritilla: "So, we're in trouble here, right?"
  • Icky: "Hey, no sweat. Just don't fall for the thing and we're golden!"
  • Taffee: See, Willtos prey upon the hopeless. Those who have lost all hope. They start by convincing their hosts that their entire life was nothing more than a dream.
  • Mimi: Ugh, I hate that. Zuhrontimon once made me think my own life was a dream.
  • Taffee: That's the best way to get a host oblivious to their condition. Free in a utopian hell where they can no longer fear or hide from their problems, the hosts lose themselves to the dimension. They lose their ability to keep fighting, fear, or take responsibility. Their will to live will be lost forever. The Willtos obviously took advantage of the hardships of Star and her friends and used them to feed off them. If we don't do something, they might just never fight or be themselves again.
  • Spongebob: "Well why do the Willtos need to feed? I figured Outer Gods don't need to eat."
  • Taffee: "They still don't. The Willtos don't feed for subtenece. They feed to keep the hosts to stay here and love them, to know the love Outer Gods, typically can't exspearience."
  • Sandy: "Once more, being an Outer God is truely a miserable existence."
  • Lord Shen: "Well, it's still rather devious of them to suck out willpower like they do."
  • Taffee: "They don't do it out of spite or malice. They do it cause they fear the host leaving and moving on. They don't travel very quickly in portal ways and are easy prey for Pathmakers, hence why they are often more able to better survive in these spefific realms then really travel. So basicly, they can only ever hope you come to them in this realm then they go looking for you."
  • Lord Shen: "Well I doubt Star and her troupe would willingly come to this place."
  • Anewas: "Well likely, they came here by accsident when the Xzars started to cause trouble in the Gambler Dimention. And Xorbin the Relentless damaged that realm greatly just trying to get at Star. Xorbin was always a reckless and relentless of the forbidden ones, to the point he has been known to trumatise and scar other dimentions that house escaped Dimentionals."
  • Patrick: "Wow, that Xorbin guy sounds really mean. Way meaner then Mewni's old scary eye monster guy."
  • Anewas: "He's usually reserved for dimentions that espeically frighten and offend the Outer Gods. And Star just HAD to get recklessly passionate at them."
  • Fu-Xi: "What did that stupid child had to gain offending beings even my Dragon God father heavly respects in obedient fear?! I mean, I know she tends to be an emotional imbacile, BUT SHE DID NOT GAINED ATTHORITY TO INSULT OUTER GODS?!"
  • Shifu: "It's only because she gotten upset that they were displeased that she did something they didn't like for the greater good. Outer Gods do not like having the Grand Design compromsied, just for a mortal interpretation of the greater good! Star commited an act of betrayal to Thaumorpheus, because she wanted to undermine Mina's madness!"
  • Trixie: "Well alchourse they're mad at her! She TRIED to destroy magic! Equestria's dependent on it you know?! She basicly tried to murder the Tree of Harmony and Pang Bing's magic ball mom! And since we established that Chi, Super Powers and the Imagintion that fuels enginuity share liniage to magic, she basicly tried to kill those too because an Anti-Sailer Moon She-Broly tried to kill monsters! Star had a lot of nerve to think they'd be chill with that?!"
  • Pang Bing: "Trixie, I wasn't thrilled with what Star tried to do for all intents and purposes myself, but being angry with her won't help. We need to remember that Star is not always famous with making..... Particularly exsellent calls."
  • Trixie: "You realize of course your magic ball mom nearly DIED, right?"
  • Pang Bing: "Trixie, it is not like Thaumorpheus didn't quickly replaced the Magic Realm with a perfect replica that it resurged depleting powers. And even if that was the case, anger wouldn't bring back what we lost. Believe me, Star had just as much to lose with Magic's destruction as we did. She would've lost Marco from this as they would be kept devided."
  • Trixie: "I'm just saying, I mean, I need to ask on why the need to help that brat after what she pulled? Why not let the Outer Gods have their way with her?"
  • Shifu: "Because then, their already less then ideal opinion on mortals, will worsen, and that will lead to worser destructor class outer gods, or more Order Retainers buildt like Fearbenders that'll make mortal lives even more sad and broken. And doing that, will risk more villains because of life being made incrisingly unfair, because the Outer Gods are made to believe that mortals have no respect for what they try to do."
  • Trixie: "..... Okay, fair point, but at the same time, this isn't tecnecally our business since it's mostly Mewni that's in trouble."
  • Taffee: "Make no mistake, Miss Trixie. If the Outer Gods are not pacified on Star and they get her their way, Mewni's problem will transpire to become the multiverse's problems. The Outer Gods will become harder on mortals if they get to Star in their way, and that means, they'll be less willing to keep devients from messing up our home dimentions. Even if we're dealing with Verse Hivers or Plainspawn, the Intendeds would leave us to suffer their woes because of feeling like they'll never be appresiated for what they do."
  • Saetha: "So basicly, the Outer Gods will get less relucent to keep Deviants at bay, out of being abit hissy about their feelings being hurt?"
  • Taffee: "Well, Devients will just be one side of the issue. Wasteland Guardians will allow purgatory escapes from Wastelands to become more common, Deity Quellers will make Morality Illness worse, which will forced deities and immortals to be ABSOLUTELY Amoral, no more exceptions, which means, to Equestria, Celestia will either end up dying, or be made to not care about the ponies of Equestria anymore, Fearbenders will go back to more aggressive fear-based practices, Xorbin's behavior will become an accepted standerd for forbidden ones if cause he gets Star, Erasers that disobey standerds, alou to Drainthus and the Black Emperor as I once learned about, will be easily more pardoned and allowed. Worse off, this could effect Outer Gods that still care like Ressors and Preservers. They'll be at risk to be declaired devients."
  • Gazelle: "Would they really be this bad about it?"
  • Anewas: "Outer Gods are, not used to criticisum from inrealm mortals. Espeically not from those that were guilty of being about to established an Inter-Dimentional Empire. They view behavior like Star deminstraighted to be the act of entitlement and saying they don't care about balence, and that they destroy what they want, when they want it, as they pleased. It also doesn't help that she moronicly stated that she would kill any Outer God that is a threat, which they took seriously given what she did to Toffee-"
  • Coffee: "DON'T REMIND ME, ANEWAS?! I'M STILL GRIEVING FROM THAT?!"
  • Anewas: "Hey, be careful about that, Coff, do remember where we are."
  • Coffee: "THEN DON'T REMIND ME OF IT?!"
  • Anewas: "Don't forget your brother played advocate for the forbidden ones, Coffee! Star did what she did to have the Xzars leave Mewmans alone!"
  • Coffee: "WELL FAT LOTTA GOOD THAT DID WHEN SHE RUINED IT BY THREATENING MAGIC, NOW DID IT?!"
  • Anewas: "Hey, she did that to stop Mina! Now, I agree it was a cosmically-stupid decision, and insulting the Outers didn't help much, but Star couldn't help it! Moon making that fatal choice pushed her too far!"
  • Coffee: "WELL IF SHE WAS JUST A BIT WILLING TO DECIDE TO KILL MINA, THIS WOULDN'T BE A PROBLEM?! SHE DIDN'T HAVE ANY PROBLEM KILLING MY BROTHER, WHAT MADE THAT SOLARIAN WHORE ANY DIFFERENT?!"
  • Anewas: "She didn't wanted to perpetuate a vicious cycle, Coff. She wanted to ensure peace somehow. Now, if it helps, it failed thanks to Thaumorpheus' intervention and the Cosmic Powerians deviding us. Now Seth has usurped New M'onstraus from your cousin and that Archduke booted Star's family and friends out! Matters made worse with ASPER BEING BACK?! Star only made things worse then ever! How are you not pleased with this, that everyone acknowledges Star like the idiot you and Toffee redicule her as!?"
  • Coffee: "CAUSE IT DOESN'T BRING TOFFEE BACK?!..... Nor, that of the rest of our family. They're still gone, no matter what. So what point is there, in enjoying that brat's blight? I've grown, numb and apathic at best..... Nothing matters anymore...... The brother I looked up to, was a slave to the forbidden ones! The brother that I loved, truely had died, and it was before it got to that point in the Neverzone."
  • March Hare: SHE HAD TO!! He was too long gone!
  • Coffee: BUT IT'S THE BUTTERFLY FAMILY'S FAULT HE MADE SUCH A DECISION!!!
  • Anewas: "COFFEE, ENOUGH!..... (Sighs) We'll, talk about this more when we're not here. And it might be good for you to not be as far from us as possible. Trust me. You're litterally a Willto magnet here."
  • Coffee: "I saw my brother being destroyed from the portal! I'm not stupid enough to trust his sudden image being in this place?!"
  • Taffee: "Still, it's still a good idea to keep close. Willtos are cautious about large groups, it makes it hard for them to focus on who to try to please first, espeically if one or so beings are more enlightened then others."
  • Icky: "Then how would Star and the others get in trouble with these things?"
  • Fu-Xi: "Likely they got into some druma and split up if I were to guess."
  • Icky: And I think it's a damn good guess. They're likely dysfunctional after all the crap Star did.
  • ???: "It's you!"
  • Glossiary arrived.
  • Glossiary: "It may be abit hard to see through these bandages from the Gambler Dimention, but you made it!"
  • Taffee: ".... An Infinary? All the way out here?"
  • Coffee: "If it's actselly a Willto, it's not a very good one."
  • Glossiary: "..... (Quietly) Oh, right, you guys don't know yet. (Openly) It's me, Glossaryck."
  • The Misfits are confused....
  • Taffee: ".... Though perhaps a very, confused Infiniary."
  • Coffee: "Or an espeically STUPID Willto."
  • Glossiary: "..... OH FOR PETE'S SAKE?! (Turns into "Glossaryck" with a cartoonishly crushed head)! SEE?!"
  • Bloosomma: "Brother?! Good grief, man! (Flew up to him) The heck happened to yo- (Realised something).... (Quietly) Did you......"
  • Glossiary: "Sister, I-"
  • Bloosomma: "(Stops him)..... Can we have a moment of privacy, misfits? (Takes Glossiary behind a large enough rock)."
  • Bloosomma transforms into another Infiniary as Glossiary returned to form.
  • Glossiary: "Sister, I-"
  • Bloosomma: "You admited everything to them, did you?!"
  • Glossiary: "I'm sorry, Loosonary, they forced me!"
  • Loosonary: "Gloss, I thought we were serious about having the Mewmans and Monsters be the genesis of succeeding a better kinship between inrealmers and outers, how much did you reveil?!..... DID YOU TELL THEM ABOUT PROJECT ZERO-BRAVE?!"
  • Glossiary: "Shhh shhh shh, don't be loud! I only told them the basics, I haven't even REFERENCED Zero-Brave."
  • Loosonary: "Well, be that as it may, Zero-Brave is mostly moot on the fact you reveiled our operaion period?! Now they will question everything?! Trust is not a very stable thing with them now?!"
  • Glossiary: "It was already gone when the commission was losing trust?!"
  • Loosonary: "Well you being made to have loose-lips shunk the ship even faster?! (Calms down with a slightly frustraighted sigh).... Okay, we can save this. The Lougers and some others still trust us. We can have them save the others and convince them that you were just making things up to teach them a lesson about trust and that you are not an Infinary! Have it be ruled up as you feeding to their upsetness to try and give them an answer!"
  • Glossiary: "Seriously sis, more cheap lies?"
  • Loosonary: "Would you rather they ignor you and hate you every step of the way?!"
  • Glossiary: "Alchourse not, it's just-"
  • Loosonary: "Look, if they think that big reveil was just you being your usual goofy self, they'll be relieved to think that you are NOT an outer god defect, and that everything bad just happened, just because, and then, we're gonna find Mewstral and pasify the All-Mother. Then, we're gonna at least resume with Zero-Brave as if nothing happened?! I worked too hard to lose my chance to create a 0-Bravery Mortal that's going to be a BIG help to established better connections between outers and inrealmers because of you admiting something stupid, do you understand me?! (Glossiary was scared of something)..... I SAID DO YOU UNDERSTAND ME?!"
  • Glossiary: "..... Uh, sis, I don't wanna scare you, but..... I don't think this spot was too private."
  • Loosonary: (The shocked group were standing behind her) What do you me-...... They're standing right behind me, aren't they?... (Turns to see them)...... Aw, crap! Exposed by a comedy cliché.

Later...

  • Anewas: ERRRGH!!! (Smashes a rock to pieces)
  • Saetha: Hon!!
  • Anewas: Everything we did was a GRAND PLAN!!! A WASTE OF MORTALS!!!
  • Loosonary: That's not true.
  • Taffee: Well it sure as hell sounded like it.
  • Coffee: Yeah! Glossaryck, or Glossiary apparently, lied to all of us!! He's been lying since the beginning!! DO YOU KNOW WHAT QUEEN SOLARIA DID TO MY HOME AND MY PARENTS?! DO YOU?! ME AND TOFFEE HAD TO WATCH THEM DISINTEGRATE, AND MY BROTHER BECAME AN OUTER GOD DISCIPLE, BECAUSE OF YOU!!!!
  • Glossiary: Okay, look, just so we're clear, what happened with your brother is at most an unintended snag! That much was still the fault of the Xzars and an Antithaumite! I'm not evil here!
  • Coffee: Are you sure about that?... You're one of them. One of those, those, GOOD-FOR-NOTHING OUTER GODS!!!! You let Mewmans destroy monsters for GENERATIONS for this stupid plan!!! It's bad enough I learned that Old M'onstraus was not our native homeland, BUT A COLONY OF MONSTERS FROM ANOTHER DIMENSION, NOW I LEARN THAT THIS HAS ALL JUST BEEN A GAME OF CHESS TO YOU!!!
  • Glossiary: "Hey now, please, all that warring Monsters and Mewmans did was because of bad actors on both sides, I didn't asked for conflict!"
  • Coffee: Nor did you do ANYTHING TO QUELL IT SOONER THEN HOW THEY HAD WENT?! (Grabs Glossiary and holds him to a wall) DID YOU SAVE BOTH MEWMANS AND MONSTERS BECAUSE OF THIS PLAN OF YOURS?! DO YOU REALIZE THAT ASPER IS BACK, AND HAS BECAME A ROGUE XOLDIER AT WAR WITH SETH OF SEPTARSIS NOW?! TWO EQUALS AT WAR WILL DESTROY ALL OF MEWNI!!! WHO ARE WE EVEN SUPPOSED TO BE?! HOW MUCH LONGER CAN WE EVEN TRUST YOU?! HOW DO WE KNOW YOU DON'T CARE ABOUT US JUST AS MUCH AS THE REST DO?! HUH?! HOW INSIGNIFICANT ARE WE, YOU COSMIC BOOK-HEADED BASTARD?!
  • Spyro: COFFEE, STOP!!! (Everyone paused)............ (Coffee dropped Glossiary in anger and left)
  • Anewas: Coffee, where are you going?
  • Coffee: ANYWHERE BUT HERE!!
  • Anewas: No Coffee, we're in Willtopian country, remember? We have to stick together!
  • Coffee: WHAT'S THE POINT?! Neither monsters NOR Mewmans belong in Mewni!
  • Anewas flew up and intersected Coffee quickly!
  • Anewas: "Coffee, for your own safety, I AM NOT GONNA LET YOU MOVE BEYOND THIS POINT?!"
  • Coffee: "Oh, NOW you want me to be around you?"
  • Anewas: "Wha..... Are you SERIOUSLY gonna bring THOSE old wounds back in?!"
  • Coffee: "Well, I WAS REMINDED THAT MY BROTHER IS DEAD, SO WHY NOT BRING THOSE WOUNDS BACK INTO THIS!?"
  • Anewas: "Coffee, I am just as upset about this as you are, but don't be reckless! You go out there alone, the Willtos will get you!"
  • Coffee: "I already said I'm smart enough to not be fooled by the sudden sight of my brother in here! Septarians are one of the most dominate monster races for a REASON!"
  • Anewas: Coffee!
  • Coffee: NO, I'M DONE!!! NOW THE HEAD OF ALL OUTER GODS IS COMING AND WE MAY NEVER WIN!!!! MAYBE I WANT TO STAY HERE, BECAUSE... BECAUSE... I HATE A LIFE WHERE YOU CAN NEVER ESCAPE THOSE EMOTIONLESS PATHEONS OF COSMIC BEINGS EXCEPT WITH THE LOSS OF YOUR WILL TO LIVE!!! WHAT'S THE POINT OF CONTINUING IF THERE'S NOTHING WE CAN DO?!
  • SpongeBob: How I'm gonna have to stop you there, Coffer! Outer Gods may offer an imposing challnage, but they're not unbeatable! We've beaten Outer Gods before!
  • Icky: "At least two Erasers, three if we're counting the canon of Sam and Max's Talltale Games, Xavian, The Xzars that were after Millapede, Not-Master Xehanort, The Fearbenders, albeit with Dimentus' help on that, and I know eventually we'll add the Willtos to that list if we have to! Heck, we even de-corrupted a Cyber Guardian awhile back during that Great Cycle mess!"
  • Patrick: "Also on the same event, Spongebob managed to talk down giant mirrory sea serpents to let us go!"
  • Coffee: Yes, but you can't keep using the 'Outer Gods are just as insignificant as mortals' talk forever. How long will it be before they get around that? Then what'll you do? Hmm? You've heard how the Outer Gods responded to Star's insults! You can't win over Outer Gods forever! Well I say I won't have it! Ever! I'm done fighting something that can't be defeated!
  • Sandy: "(Grabs Coffee) Listen here, Coffee, if they're as unbeatable as you say, then Drainthus should've brought assured destruction of my homeworld by now!"
  • Gilda: "Yeah, and Equestria would be at the mercy of the Black Emperor!"
  • Sam: "And you could only imagine what Yogg Junior would've had done to me and Max's world."
  • Pang Bing: "And those Xzars Icky mentioned could've already won if it was so."
  • Lord Shen: "And though the imposter Xehanort put up a decent challnage, we won out in the end."
  • Iago: "And the fearbenders LITTERALY fear light! Just like steriotypical dark bugaboos."
  • Agumon: "Heck, we'd be still trapped in that Cyber Guardian if we weren't able to use logic paradoxes on him and glitched the corruption out."
  • Spongebob: "And we wouldn't even be alive if I couldn't talk down the Final Takers!"
  • Coffee: "BUT WHAT'S YOUR PLAN WITH THE WILLTOS?!"
  • Boss Wolf: "Duh. Take their attempts to lure us in with heavy grains of salt. Or preferably, see if we can avoid them and rescue Star and Friends safely."
  • Taffee: "Coffee, I know you're very afraid right now, but fearfulness isn't gonna help. The Real Toffee wouldn't want that from you."
  • Coffee: "..... (Sighs calming down).... You're right, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, it's just...... I haven't been very confident without Toffee ever since, that day. It effected my ability to sway loyalty of my peers. I wasn't even able to maintain the loyalty of bounty hunters, much less your enemies, Misfits."
  • Icky: "If it helps, ya did ended up inspiring Junjie to crash Saetha's wedding sometime after the fact."
  • Coffee: "I feel like that is because this 'Junjie' was operating on outdated infomation."
  • Fu-Xi: "Yes and IT WAS HILARIOUS?! (Laughs!) YOU SHOULD'VE SEEN JUNJIE'S FACE AND THAT GLOWROD GUY'S REACTION?! (Laughs)! Ohhhh man! Good times were had!"
  • Coffee: "Either way, it doesn't count. Toffee would've been much more successful in getting those villain groups involved."
  • Saetha: "He'd also would've done his homework on my people and would know that the good luck thing was a misguided misconception and that the Villain Teams are not exactly brave about messing with AUUians."
  • Coffee: "Yes, but he would've adapted to that and appeal to their sinful nature with promises of fofilling their dark desires! He would've known the Leage's Darkspawn plan, the Scourge Empire's issues with their slavery operations, and..... Whatever Team Nefarious wanted."
  • Icky: "A sure fire key to the Boundry Generator?"
  • Coffee: "Right, that."
  • Anewas: "Yes, but given what was wrong with him, it wouldn't be like he'd be loyal to these things. He would've only said such promises to malmitulate them like how he did to Monsters. He wasn't exactly OUR Toffee. It was an anit-magic slime monster that absorbed his form, made worse by a forbidden one's enfluence! Now, I wouldn't nessersarly say the true Toffee would've been better, but he wouldn't've accepted the forbidden ones and knew not everything needed violence! Sometimes, I feel as if that, if your parents had survived that insodent, your father would had NEVER said those words."
  • Coffee: "But father mainly said that cause he was dying, he likely meant that for us to be kept strong in a time of war."
  • Anewas: "True, but sometimes the last words of a dead loved one can be more powerful then intended. If he had known Toffee would ended up the way he is, he certainly wouldn't've said those words!"
  • Coffee: "Well, he's gone either way! And there's no way he'll come back, not with Star being so soured about his existence."
  • Taffee thinks: "Then all the more reason of being cautious about my cloning efforts."
  • Anewas: "Look, as I said, we'll continue this in a safer place. For now, we need to focus on Star."
  • Coffee: "(Sighs)..... Not like you people will let me do anything else, frankly."

Glossiary's Story Further Explained.

Inbetween Dimensional Rift.

  • The Willtopian Queen's cries were heard as the Lougers and friends with the rescued Mewni group crashed into the inbetween dimension rift.
  • Marco: ".... DANG IT, WE WERE HAPPY THERE?!"
  • Star: "We were practicly safe there?!"
  • Icky: "Trust us, with a giant angry universe eating galaxy being after yer asses, I doubt a bunch of busted unintended cosmic entities with severe empty nest syndrones would offer so much protection."
  • Globgor: "AND WHY, DID YOU BROUGHT (POINTS TO GLOSSIARY) HIM WITH YOU?!"
  • Po: "Hey, give the guy a break, he helped us rescue you guys from the Willtos. They were gonna make you stay with them forever like parents that don't want their clearly grown up children to leave!"
  • Moon: "Well, at least SOME relitive good actselly came from you, Glossaryck, or Glossiary as you had reveiled yourself as."
  • Blossoma: "ONLY BECAUSE YOU MADE HIM?! If you people just understood that SOME things should've stayed a secret, he would've kept you people as close as possable, AND YOU WOULD'VE AVOIDED BEING MOMMIED BY THE WILLTOS FOREVER?!"
  • Ludo: "And HOW is that a bad thing? Those Willtos weren't THAT bad!"
  • Blossoma: "Perhaps not intentionally, but consider these two things: One, the Willtos will end up making you people unable to save Mewmanity and Monster kind from themselves and/or the Outer God tandrums they are made to suffer at the moment. And 2, I think Icky covered on how Xorbin would reap hell in that poor dimension just for you guys, perfectly well?!"
  • Eclipsa: "Well, they do offer fair points, everyone. We do at the very least have to give Glossiary even limited credit for helping us even dispite our-"
  • Star: "We could've eventually figured the Willtos out on our own and saved ourselves! I mean, Lougers, why are you guys defending him? I mean, Blossoma I would get, she's Gloss' sister, but you guys? Didn't you guys discover everything?"
  • Taffee: "By all means, it wasn't, a pleasent revelation, but.... It wouldn't help to remain grudgeful to him."
  • Coffee: "Indeed. Take it from someone who isn't exactly thrilled at him neither at the moment..... The fact he parpisipated in rescuing you people, even when gratatude is at a all-time drought, speaks louder then any ill-conchived notions of him."
  • Star: "But-"
  • Coffee: "Hear me out, Star Butterfly?! If he was no better then any of the Outer Gods throwing severe fits at Mewmanity, he would've left before we had arrived to meet him. Instead, he litterally came to us and told us about your Willto problem. He went through the trouble of asking for our help, even when we wouldn't exactly acted so gently as all of you had done."
  • Moon: ".... Actselly, Star, I wouldn't call that a bad arguement. Perhaps if we weren't so tempermental about what happened to Jackpot's place, we would've-"
  • Star: "OH THERE YOU GO AGAIN, MOM, SIDING WITH CRAZY PEOPLE AGAIN?!"
  • River: "Star, sweetie, it can't be denied that perhaps we over-judged Glossaryck- Erm, Glossiary. Perhaps he's not AS bad as considered."
  • Globgor: "(Facepalms) Ugh, really River? I know you're not exactly a genius, but really?"
  • Eclipsa: "Glongor, please."
  • Globgor: "WELL HONESTLY, I KINDA LIKE TO THINK WE JUDGED HIM AT APPROBEATE VARIATIONS?!"
  • Pony Head: "EXACTLY?! How is all the lives that died there suppose to be "Over-Reaction"?! Oh sure, he said alot of those things weren't exactly planned, but it's NOT LIKE HE DID ANYTHING TO STOP MEWMANS AND MONSTERS FROM KILLING EACHOTHER?!"
  • Blossoma: "Hey, I'll have you know that bro and the rest of us tried to have the conflict end as much as possable! It was just that Mewmanity and Monsters couldn't LISTEN TO US! At most, the war was YOUR OWN CHOICES?! We were just forced to wait for you people to stop on you're own accord."
  • Eclipsa: "..... Well, when you put it like that, perhaps, we all kinda have ourselves to blame."
  • Globgor: "SERIOUSLY?!"
  • Eclipsa: "Well think about it?! Glossiary and his kin didn't TOLD US we can go to war with eachother! We desided that on our own stupid merit because, tainted politics!"
  • Globgor: ".... Well, that, and it's all Asper's fault now that I'm thinking about it. He did mold your mother into being the Carver of monsters."
  • Ludo: "BUT GLOSSY'S KIN WERE THE ONES WITH THE MAGIC?!"
  • Blossoma: "But we had no control over what you people deside to do with it. We were more like guides. We're basicly just a glorifived suggestion panal. We were optional to listen to. What was desided with magic was, mostly your doing."
  • Ludo: "...... Wow. Magic really WAS a slave."
  • Star: "(Bewildered) But, but, YOU LET US DESTROY THE MAGIC REALMS WITHOUT A WARNING THAT IT COULD BE A BAD IDEA?!"
  • Blossoma: "Star, be honest, even if brother DID brought up that the Outer Gods would throw a nasty fit over the Magic Realm's destruction, you would've still desided that letting Mina genoside monsters out of existence to be worse then a few angry cosmic entities."
  • Star: ".... Well, I, I don't deny that, but.... At the least we would've been prepared for it! I would've avoided the things I said to them, I would've comfert Thaumorpheus and keep him on my side, I-"
  • Blossoma: "It wouldn't change much. Thaum would end up being deemed ill-fit to lead the court and he would've been replaced by an un-biased judge and it would've still lead to Xorbin saying the words that triggered your angry rant."
  • Star: ".... You mean..... The Outer Gods would hate Mewmanity no matter what? AND FOR WHAT?! Because some long ago king wanted to have an Inter-Dimensional Empire?!"
  • Blossoma: "Well it's not so much hate as, they're just being afraid for the well-being of the grand design if even so much as the nicest of beings are allowed an Inter-Dimentional Empire, nevermind those guilty of extreme events like "Mewpendence Day". I think it's already stressed that nothing makes balence in the Multiverse be out of wack more then a dimension spaning empire running amok of things. The Outer Gods have this stigma that races that tried to make an inter-dimentional are ALWAYS gonna be bad news and almost never have inviting things to say."
  • Star: "(Breaks into crying), SO I GUESS MY STUPID RANT DIDN'T HELPED MATTERS AT ALL, HUH?!"
  • Blossoma: ".... That was why my brother wanted to fix that. And it was why he picked Mewmanity, who were considered one of the worse offenders of interdimentional imperialisum cause of how the Old King used magic to make virtually unstoppable armies that congured all of the Mew Dimension."
  • Star: "WELL THAT STILL PROVES HE WAS MISGUIDED?! CAUSE, I THINK THE LEGACY OF THE OLD KING STILL LIVED ON IN MEWMANS LIKE MINA AND ASPER?!"
  • Glossiary: "Bloss, I got this.... (To Star) I know, you are not satisfived with me at the moment, but please know that I picked Mewmans to be on how the Outer Gods can better prevent inter-dimentional empires short of vicious cycles, cause of how Mewstral thought you had great potaintional, before the old king made that go down the drain. What I was doing, was reviving that potaintional so the other Outer Gods can see as well."
  • Star: ".... If so.... I'm..... We, we're sorry we ruined that by being STUPID?!"
  • Glossiary: "..... Perhaps, it's time for me to explain how I even came to be known to Mewmans at all. If I explain that, would it ease any tensions with us?"
  • Star: "(Sniffles)...... I don't know....."
  • Marco: "(Comferts Star)..... Well, I think it would be nice to at least know why Gloss bothered with Mewmans at all, even if they never took him at seriously."
  • Star quietly nodded yes in agreement after awhile....
  • Glossiary: "..... It all started in the Dimension of Sand, a realm where it's nothing but deserts. I found a Mewman Colony that would become the Mewmans of Mewni..... They were the last proven Mewmen Colony, as many unlucky others were already claimed, by the Wipers. Outer Gods of the Destructor Class that basicly function as a quiet clean-up team for survivers of dimensions destroyed by Xzars for Inter-Dimensional Imperialisum."

Flashback.

  • (Glossiary): "And it wasn't hard to notice that they were next on the list when Probes were already eyeing them..... So, I improvised by taking the form I took, of a Bluonk, posing myself as a being of magic that showed those Mewmans into what would came to be Mewni, and had them introdused to Monster Kind, which canceled the Wipers planned charge that them, cause I had proven Mewmanity's existence to any dimensional residence."
  • (Eclipsa): ".... I am admitingly curious, Glossiary. Why have you and kin took the forms of Bluonks, other then just because they were rarely spoted in the realms you took us in."
  • (Glossiary): "Well, it's the same reason that inspired me to even get us roped up into all this craziness..... It's because the Bluonks believe that, a better connection between inrealms and outers can be atthived..... They reveiled that all it would take, is the one mortal being of bravery so unwavering, even the meanest stare of a Xzar or the might sight of an Eraser, does nothing to them. But, there was a catch. This kind of mortal would only exist from the strongest of dimensional races. And, I happen to acknowledged that Mewmans happened to be pretty strong. So, here we are."

Present.

  • Star: "....... So, you never intended for horrorable things to happen?"
  • Glossiary: "Not at the extent they went. I mean, I did wanted to challnage Mewmans, but NOT LIKE WHAT YOU WENT THROUGH?! But, I adapted to what had occured and learned to work with it. I mean, I know in hindsight I should've been abit more firm with some of you, but, it was back before I learned from you about empathy and compassion, I was held back by Outer God mentality and allowed you people to learn for yourselves. It was, a perfect exsample why the Outer Gods allowed Inrealm Gods to exist. We're LOUSY at watching over mortals. We outers were meant to keep cosmic mechanics incheck. We're meant to work behind the scenes, not directly interact with the acters, unless for spefific reasons. And..... That's what makes being an outer god said..... We were meant to exist, just to make inrealm lives happen, keep them balence and keep the cosmos in order, and we do this for endless eturnities. Looking at the same rebirthed multiverses and see how they can be done differently again and again and again.... It couldn't be helped to lose sight of how grand making life is, because..... We seen just about every possability imaginable.... And thus, even for the standerds of amorality, we just become.... Apathic to everything. And the only ever time our endless service ends, is if we go rogue and get sent to the Hybernation Realms for an endless sleep, just to be replaced by the next enturnal sap to do what the repalced one was doing?! All, in the name, of the grand design. So pardon me, if I thought, (Starts crying), if it was lonely at the top, and I wanted to hang out with inrealmers?!"
  • Star's group finally understand everything better now.
  • Glossiary: "..... Look, I am still willing to bring back any and all loved ones and other victims back after we're done, and then, I'll turn myself in to the All-Mother to face trial, and likely get sentenced to the Hybernation Realm. Just, at least let me make my final moments making it right with you people, and getting the Outer Gods passifived....."
  • Kronar: "..... These terms are acceptable but one:...... There is, no requirement for you to having to sleep forever in the Hybernation Realms, nor suffer the other Outer Gods' rage for what has occured."
  • Glossiary was confused.....
  • Glossiary: ".... But, I thought that-"
  • Moon: "Gloss, please. You had perfectly explained that you never intended us for be harmed, that everything was just bad happencestance of our own doing, and that, we understand why you wanted us to begin with. If all this trouble was to get the Outer Gods to understand the flaws in their amoral line of thinking, well.... How can anyone be mad at that? Given what they're doing to Mewmans now, to ALL beings in our position, I'm surprise someone like you didn't tried something sooner."
  • Phystal: "Also, finding Mewstral and getting her help is mostly your idea, and.... We were helpless to the Willtos without you, so.... Honestly, we still need you."
  • Globgor: "Also, uh..... Sorry about crushing your head. Blame that to Monster Agression."
  • Dimenopia was looking down, conflicted about everything. She understands Glossiary better, yet some part couldn't let go of anger.....
  • Eclipsa: "I inspire myself to try and change notions and conceptions between Monsters and Mewmans.... But now, understanding that cosmic forces have ill-conceptions of us, then.... I wish to change that as well."
  • Dimenopia was finally inspired to let go of her anger and fully got what Glossiary tried to do....
  • Dimenopia: ".... Gloss, by all means, I still have MANY issues with how you exicuted what you tried to do.... So, why not help you exicute it better and get the Outer Gods realised what they have before they ruined it and/or miss out!"
  • Star's group began cheering behind this!
  • The Lougers were seen sitting in theater seats to the confusion of Saetha, Anewas, and Toffee and Coffee.
  • Icky: "(Eats Popcorn) Ya gotta love mushy reconciles."
  • Coffee: "..... (Grabs Icky by the neck) IS IT TOO MUCH TO ASK YOU MISFITS TO TAKE THIS SERIOUSLY?!"
  • Blossoma: "Perhaps we should get out of the inbetween realms and get right back on course."

The Lodgers Find Star's Group

  • Star:... Thanks for saving us back there. We were this close to giving up forever. Though the Willto Queen did looked very upset. She wasn't trying to be awful, she just doesn't know what to do with herself.
  • Lattee: "Well, I'm sure we'll have to give them a consolation eventually, just as soon we figure out what to give them."
  • Fritilla: Well we should know by now that Outer Gods may be all-powerful, but they aren't unstoppable. Hard to stop, maybe, but not unstoppable.
  • Glossiary: Indeed... In fact, there's more to the story of Mewni than I said. All the dimensions you're familiar with... They were what's known as an orbital multiverse.
  • Gloria: Orbital?
  • Glossiary: Dimensions have an infinite amount of relationships with each other. The ones you know are a very special case. When I found them, I discovered their relationship was way more pure than any other. As if they were drawn together by something similar to true love. They were just pocket dimensions that managed to develop their own life with magic. Mewstral saw this as very interesting and... We decided to give them a gift. One of them, of course, was unintentionally Mewmans, well, after they lost the cosmicly distent Mew Dimention I mean.
  • Marco: I'm confused. That mural of you under Britta's Tacos said that Mewmans were originally humans.
  • Glossiary:... I, admit that was another, fabrication designed to help encourage better relations. See, your mother is actselly a hybrid assendent of devient Mewmans that retreated to earth in secret.
  • Marco: "Tch, figures. But hey, guess I'm tecnecally, sub-Mewman, I guess..... Ohhh boy, that means most Earth Humans might be in trouble here."
  • Glossiary: But don't be too discouraged. Many dimensions have different names for humans, or at least have beings vaguely reminitsent of humans.
  • Icky: 'Way to feed Humanity's existencal narisisum, mac."
  • Glossiary: Not digifying that with a respondse. Anyhoo..... The deceased dimension known as Mew, not to be confused with the adorable Pokemon, had the natives named 'Mewmans'. To quell any confusion, no, the Mew part is not meant to be cat-based! Mew is actselly short for "Mana-Enhanced-Weilders". The magic they had allowed them to evolve into their own race. That mural was just a vague way to show that the Realm of Magic had so many entrances to so many dimensions. The mural was just to have your humans escape the dimension in case of apocalypse. Each magic well in the orbital multiverse was the same thing.
  • Janna: Cool!
  • Max: "Well Sam, it looks like Humanity's existancal bragging rights has been overtly warrented."
  • Sam: "To the dismay of any alien race that has criticised humans for being worthless and pointless evolutionary dead-ends and that of self-louthing nihilists."
  • Glossiary: So I made a goal: Giving this self-aware orbital multiverse a trial to prove it's worthy to unite into it's own world. If the multiverse could make a relationship so genuine and powerful, they could earn their unification. And when Star and Marco show that they just couldn't leave each other even when standing in the midst of the Realm of Magic's destruction, that was the genuine relationship we were looking for. The plains have passed their test and earned their union. Thus New Mewni was created. And thank goodness it happened after that Great Cycle mess was dealt with and that Marco's Earth was kept safe from it.
  • Marco:... That's actually very symbolically beautiful. I never realised that much
  • Star: Me neither.
  • Pony Head: I never thought I'd say this, but the multiverse is CRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAZY!
  • Glossiary: And they even needed guidance in common mortal views of morality, and that's why we brought them to the UUniverses. And once they united, they became another world for it.
  • Tulio: Well, in a cosmicly crazy and ethically questionable way, it did kinda, paid off. Mewni 2.0. certainly was a nice change of pace from just another copy of Earth. We have SO many versons of it for some reason.
  • Moon: "Though, why were the Outer Gods so against it?"
  • Loosonary: "Well, the biggest flaw of our intentions was that, well, it's as simple as just because of Outer God Politics. Dimention Merging without their imput or approval has been criticised to be, dangerious, in a worse case. It screws around with physical laws, it causes Time Butterflies of those dimentions to fuse, and if not done properly or with Time Counciler awareness, which admitingly would've helped, it just created a deformed mess of a Time Butterfly, as deminstraighted when the Time Butterflies of the connected dimentions ended up being a deformed growth to the Center United Universes' Time Butterfly, it distrupts whatever intended desteny those realms could've had in the eyes of the Outer Gods, and in bad enough cases, merged dimentions end up attracting Outer-Dimentional Parasites."
  • Star: "That, actselly explains why one of the Cosmic Powerians was so, mean about it."
  • Loosonary: "Oh don't worry about, Power Powerians are known self-rightious hot-heads, it's mostly their over-powered provado that is doing the talking."
  • Star: "Well why did the other ones unscrambled New Mewni with him?"
  • Glossiary: "Well, put it simply, to their eyes, those dimentions weren't meant to merge. They were meant to be seperated by the law of the Grand Design. They think those dimentions have too many radically different sets of rules to be compatable, espeically with the Neverzone in mind and it's exsellerated years, among other things that I think sis has already covered. But I believe what ultamately soured the first impression-"
  • Eclipsa: "Was magic's destruction."
  • Glossiary: "Yeah.... Also didn't helped that Star threw a VERY nasty opinionated rant at the Outer Gods for only doing their jobs! They meant no intended malice, it's just, well, when you have seen many Multiverseal births, ends, and revivals/rebirths, you just, grow numb and, amoral to everything. They just ended up deeming preserving balence and the Grand Design more impourent then inrealmer feelings....."
  • Star: "..... Well, that Xorbin guy didn't had to be a jerk about it! We never experienced an ageless amount of time witnessing similar events, so how were we suppose to understand their point of view? Also, he said harshly that I didn't deserve Marco because of my crime. That triggered my reaction and my hatred for Outer Gods."
  • Glossiary: "One, he's a destructor class outer god, and a Xexaxez no less, they're kinda meant to be jerks. Also, Xorbin's a prick, even his own race, heck, even to the leading Xexaxez, cause he takes his job WAAAAAAY too seriously! He doesn't represent Outer Gods as a whole and just like monsters, it's not fair to judge a race after one individual's actions."
  • Omnitraxus: "Well I can relate to being too passionate for your job, but Xorbin went too far doing damage to the Gambler Dimention and those not even connected to Mewni! Let alone us! And yes, using such harsh words on Star was practically asking for a harsh reaction."
  • Star: "Yeah! He was hurting Jackpot's business and friends! He had no right to do that!"
  • Loosonary: "Again, Xorbin REALLY loves his job. That passon made him an overly aggressive Xexaxez to the point that he can intentionally ignore their own rules just to ensure a job's done. He tecnecally already went beyond the limit ages ago, but even the leading Xexaxez council are afraid to challnage him cause they're afraid doing so-"
  • Sandy: "Would have him become a Xzar Equilent to Drainthus."
  • Loosonary: "One way to put it. They're afraid that if they challnage him, he would go rogue and risk making the Xexaxez look bad to the Outer Gods and face the same fate as the Omni-Hearts and be eradicated into the Hybernation Realms to extinction."
  • Marco: "So they let him get away with his crap because they're afraid he would be the litteral death of them?"
  • Glossiary: "What can we say? Outer Gods are stupidly easy to betray."
  • Star: "..... I can't help but to feel like there's more to Xorbin's particular hatred to me then just because of what I did! The other Xexaxez at least was nicer to me when I can talk him down."
  • Loosonary: "Well, that's, the other thing, the misfits made us promise to want to talk to you about..... Star, I had my own project within brother's attempt to unite the dimensions. By all means, we're still sorry you and everyone else had to go through so many pointless and mindless pain, and we promise to do mad amounts of resserections to rectify it, but they were for a good reason...... Star, you, were meant to be a 0-Bravery Mortal."
  • Star: "..... Wait, I was meant to be a coward? Well no offense guys, but that plan FAILED!"
  • Loosonary: "..... Walked right into that one. (Ahem) No, Star. A 0-Brave Mortal isn't a complete coward. It's speaking on the opposite side of the scale. Zero as in the level of bravery that is beyond. The one being above any of the usual acts of punishment and penence usually offered onto any mortal "stupid enough" to criticised their ways. Unlike typical mortals, even those that're of 1-Braves, 0-Braves don't instantly turn coward at the sight of a pissed-off Outer God, and that their power and usually hard to comprehend appearences in some cases, as 0-Braves often possess power to actually beat an Outer God if the circumstances are correct, like in your case, that ever problemsome Nameless Spell. Heck, you were even able to turn Thaum into a sort'of friend..... Up before until ya kinda ruined it."
  • Star: ".... Ohhhhh..... That, explains why he got so upset. I didn't mean to, it's just-"
  • Loosonsary: "We know, things have been said that would prove regretable, but Thaum only got that way because it was the first time he ever exspearienced heartbreak and doesn't know what to think anymore..... Though the angry rant likely didn't helped, understandable reasons of being harshly told you don't deserve Marco aside. You are a 0-Bravery Mortal, and that rant to Outer Gods that could kill you an infinite number of times over proves it."
  • Star: "Well why did they still wanted to hurt me for that?"
  • Loosonary: "Fair's fair, they, don't exactly know you are a 0-Brave yet. As far as they know, you're just another by-product of a would've been race of an Inter-Dimentional Empire, and what you said, has been what is expected of them to say. Races of inter-dimentional empires are often total pricks. Not helping that it's been implied that you have PTXRSD."
  • Moon: "Ohhh, star."
  • Taffee: "I suppose we should work on finding a cure for her then, after we resolve our greater issues."
  • Star: "..... Now I really need to find Mewstral. She could help snap some sense into Thaum."
  • Loosonary: "At most, she should convince Thaum to give you another chance. Mending his feelings has to be up to you. Cause you see, 0-Braves are suppose to be the bridges between intrealms and Outers. The one being, meant to bring better understandings between both of them. Without 0-Braves, well, at most Inrealmers will either be ignorent to their existence or be limited to cosmicly aware beings teaching them anything, and the Outer Gods? Well, you all saw what occured. Without direct understanding of mortal context, they're just gonna end up using the same solutions to different problems over and over again, if not sometimes BECOME the problem, and never understand the moral issues of it because of amorality. Basically, they ended up causing more problems than most bad devients even WISH they could do. Xorbin's, just another symptom of a larger problem."
  • Coffee: "Well it doesn't exactly explain why he would hate Star the most! Is she not the perfect solution to the Outer Gods being absolutist pricks?!"
  • Loosonary: "That's, kinda why he does hate her. Xorbin is among a very few number of Outer Gods that haven't written off 0-Braves as multiversal myths, as he thinks a 0-Brave is dangerous."
  • Marco: "How?! He's a giant living black-to-darker green blue and purple galaxy monster?! What does he have to be afraid off?!"
  • Glossiary: "Well, to Xorbin, a 0-Brave would be the end of the Xexaxez ever doing their nonsense with causing cults to create Avatars for them. To him, that's the end of "Innovation" for the Xzars. Xorbin sees these Avatar creating exploits as means to better go after inter-dimentionals guilty of creating balence destroying Inter-Dimentional Empires. A 0-Brave could ruin all of that for them, and then they'll never get an Avatar."
  • Taffee: "Not like it was really going anywhere anyway."
  • Loosonary: "Xorbin only views the many failures as exspearimental stages. But make no mistake. Toffee was finally the one guy meant to be the perfect Avatar, one that would've been seen replicated for every Xzar. Toffee's defeat and the previous Xzar's turning on Xavian who had the perfect recipe down, was not comferting news for Xorbin, who he suspected that it was the work of a 0-Brave...... And unfortunately, he got his proof when he bad-mouthed your relation with Marco and got you to make a REALLY unsaviory rant against the Outer Gods, to not just make sure he knew exactly what you are and get Mewmens back on the Xzar menu again, but to keep the Outer Gods from ever wanting anything to do with you, Star, and to distence any friends you did made, away from you. Espeically Thaum, the one figure who would have a say to defend you."
  • Star: ".... You mean Xorbin said mean things to PURPOSELY MAKE ME LOOK BAD?!"
  • Glossiary: "He figured that based on your, tantrums, he can make you look like a maniac to the Outer Gods and their Grand Design loving sensibilities so he can have unfethered access to, dispose of you with little interfearence."
  • Star: ".... (Angerly) I, am so, gonna kick his big galaxy butt for that?! Or at least, whatever quilifives as his butt!?"
  • Sandy: "I knew it! Xorbin's gone the way of Drainthus!"
  • Jade Tusk: "Or at the least, is at risk of being so. Either way, a potaintionally rogue Outer God is a danger to this Multiverse, and needs to be combatted."
  • Coffee: "Well since Xorbin absolutely LOVES what he's doing, it's not like we can just make him doubt himself, cause it sounds like he's DAMN sure with what he's doing, and he's likely more then aware of what Star is capable of and will be prepared to couter-act it!"

Mina Turns On Asper

Mewni

  • X-Asper: (Looking over the Solarian invasion)... It's finally going to be over soon.
  • Mina: At last. Queen Solaria will be so happy.
  • X-Asper:... Alas, I fear that it's not that simple, Loveberry.
  • Mina: Oh really, Asper? I mean, sure. She didn't help me when I was in the Realm of Magic, where I ended up being captured by a Monster I thought was out for revenge, only to turn out he was a Bounty Hunter that got me to collect a reward sent out by your ex-apprentise Bagg to throw me into Mewkatraz, likely only because he wants to try to make a good image after how badly Moon scolded his stupid ass about the treaty thing. But I still respect her like a mother. She had some changes, but I prided myself to carry on the legacy that made her great.
  • X-Asper:... Well... I fear Solaria in spirit has lost sight of those ways. I'm sure you know I used to be in love with her.
  • Mina: Heck yeah, but she decided to marry Alphonse the Worthy instead. Nothing against Alphonse personally, but he didn't shared your vision about wasting monsters as Solaria. You would've been better for her.
  • X-Asper: I thought so too.... Then she stopped being queen and shut down the Solarian Program.
  • Mina: "(Surprsied face).... Whoa, I did NOT knew that! I thought either Eclipsa or even Comet did that!"
  • X-Asper: Oh don't get me wrong, they still had a hand in ensuring it was impossable for it to be revived by me, Comet espeicsally! But it was Solaria of all people that started that trend. I was mildly disappointed at her for coming off as so weak. And even after all that she did and accomplished... It still felt painful to send her to that night mission for Seth to did what he did.
  • Mina: (Was shocked at those words)........... Casa-casa whaat?!
  • X-Asper: (Realised he got too honest)! Oh, boulderdash! Now, I-I know that sounds, bad, but I did say I was haunted personally by the act, but try to understand, she would've ended up undermining her own accomplishments if I hadn't- (Mina sliced him into a disfigured mess with her sword)......... Who... IN THE HELL DO YOU THINK YOU ARE FOR DOING THAT?!
  • Mina: SOMEONE WHO WAS ACTSELLY LOYAL TO THE PERSON YOU ALLOWED TO DIE?! YOU KILLED QUEEN SOLARIA!!!
  • X-Asper: "Hold up, Seth was the one who killed her with that dagger?!"
  • Mina: "But YOU INTENTIONALLY MADE IT EASY FOR HIM TO DO THAT?!"
  • X-Asper: "(Gets his form back somewhat) Be ensured that otherwise, Seth was still my enemy in this! I had figured I would've turned Eclipsa into a splitting image to what Solaria once was! BUT THEN GLOBGOR RUINED THAT FOR ME?! Then I have to make that prissy idiot mewman husband of her's trade that hybrid abomination to Olga, in forcing those magic commission halfwits to replace her with the family that ended up bringing Star into existence while Meteoria was adopted by a misguided robot caretaker of a princess reform school! I did what I did cause I was in danger of losing Mewmanity! Be informed that I didn't liked it personally, but it was done for the greater good?!"
  • Mina: "..... So all this trying to destroy the monsters stuff?! THAT WAS JUST YOUR IDEAS?! We were just, over-reacting to their crimes against us then?!"
  • X-Asper: "(Regains form completely) (Scoffs), You wanna know the REAL kicker?! The Mewman Villages destroyed by attacks, were perpitraighted by bandits, raiders, maruaders, rogue clans and extremests! They didn't actselly represented the more docile or at the least the more neutrol monsters! Those same rogues attacked their own kind as well?! I figured by using that against Monsters as a whole, Mewmanity could've gained full claim to Mewni so we don't have to put up with their incompidence of how their rogues exist!"
  • Mina: "IS THAT WHY THEY ABANDONED THE REPRESENTOR?!"
  • X-Asper: "Have you even MET Representer Crybabypants?! He was a spoiled prick! In fact, he refused the monsters curtious offer of being escourted to safety, on THEIR principal, cause the spoiled ingrete was afraid of "Monster Germs"! He even complained about his shoes being dirty! Ugh! So glad he was another casualty to that abominable forest!"
  • Mina: "..... You used Mewmanity. YOU USED EVERYONE?!"
  • X-Asper: "As if you're in any position to pass judgement, child. You yourself are a perfect relic to what I had Solaria do! (Mina was demoralised by this) Even if you destroy me, of which I doubt since I am an indestructable outer god now, Monsters will still fear and revile you, as you will still be tossed into Mewkatraz."
  • Mina: "..... Maybe so..... BUT ENDING YOU WILL BE A DAMN GOOD START IN THE RIGHT DIRECTION?!"
  • X-Asper: "Then you will live the rest of your life, haunted by your actions every step of the way, as even Star would hesitate to assosiate with you!"
  • Mina: "That's kinda your fault on that too?!"
  • X-Asper: "But unlike now, your prior rampage has no enfluence from me when you brought back the older models! That, is still, YOUR sin."
  • Mina: "But all that happened, CAUSE OF YOU?!"
  • X-Asper: "Well who's fault is it that you signed up to become the perfect warrior then?! It was at most a suggestion to the populace! You were the one who took it seriously?!"
  • Mina: "OH WOULD YOU JUST SHUT THE FUCK UP?! (Mina and X-Asper began to fight!)"
  • Seth noticed that X-Asper and Mina are fighting.....
  • Seth: ".... Perfect. GOOD MONSTERS?! THE LEADERS HAVE BEGUN AN INNER-QURRAL?! THAT MEANS THE SOLARIANS ARE WITHOUT DIRECTION?! WE SHALL DESTROY THEIR POWER GENERATOR, AND SHUT THEM DOWN?! FOR M'ONSTRARUS?!"
  • The Monsters cheer as they charged forth the power generator, as Prince Varlet and Medley helped knocking down near-by Solarians as Monsters made a mad-dash to the generator!
  • X-Asper: (Growls in frustration) I'm sorry I had to do this, Mina, but you leave me no choice! (Points his magic spear at her)... Kneeling Mind! (A spell flashed in Mina's face causing her to be mind-controlled) Continue onward in the invasion! Show no mercy! (Mina buffed up and got into her Solarian Armor)... (He notices the monsters approaching the generator and teleported in front of them) Where do you think YOU'RE going?! (Slashes at many of the monsters killing them in an instant)
  • Seth: FALL BACK!!!! (The monsters retreated, but X-Asper trapped Seth in a magical barrier, cutting him off from the army and a helpless Prince Varlet and Medley!)
  • X-Asper: I don't think so. Those monsters I promised for the Solarians!... Well, the rest that I didn't slash away just now. You, Seth, are mine!
  • Seth: "(Growls angerly), Should've figured you would've quelled a disbute quickly enough."
  • X-Asper: "One I suspect is this Xzar Energy's doing. It malmitulated me to admit that truth!"
  • Seth: "(Chuckles smuggly), Like I warned ya! The Forbidden One's power has a mind of it's own. It was trying to distence you from your own creations so you are doomed to failure."
  • X-Asper: "Something I'll amend soon enough! Like I'll amend your ENTIRE EXISTENCE?!"
  • Seth: "Well, don't go assuming I didn't plan to face an Outer God today. (Pulls out a large blade)..... Say hello to a freshly obtained Xzar-Quelling blade from a Rezzor temple. Designed to clean off Xzar energy. Then afterwords, I'll stuff that soul of yours back into another Imprisonment Skull! A stronger one this time!"
  • X-Asper: "Assuming I'll even allow you such a pleasure of doing that!"
  • Seth: "With you, I wouldn't expect anything less then a battle for the ages! On how, a Septarian, slain an outer god!"
  • X-Asper: "I'm afraid you misguidedly misudnerstood that. You meant to say, how the Outer God unsurprisingly eradicated the Septarian Mortal!"

The Final Fall of D'oughe Bagg

  • Archduke Bagg: "(Walking in angrly) DON'T YOU DARE THINK YOU ARE SO EASILY PARDONED FROM WHAT YOU HAD DONE, JUST BECAUSE YOU MANAGED TO GET RID OF 2 OUT OF MANY OTHER PROBLEMS?! NOW YOU DONE IT, WHAT A MESS?! (Before the Misfits that blocked his path torwords Star and friends) Stand aside, misfits. Star Butterly and her ilk are NOT worth protecting?!"
  • Sandy: "Star stopped a civil war from escalating."
  • Archduke Bagg: "As I said, getting rid of Asper and Seth were only 2 PROBLEMS OUT OF MANY ISSUES?! Outer Gods are still after Mewmanity's hide?! If anything, thanks to Asper, it's all but ensured?!"
  • Mewstral: "That is why we will help them mend Thaumorpheus' feelings and pasify the other Outer Gods, cause the All-Mother said that since he was the one victimesed in all this, it's his desires that'll stop all this!"
  • Archduke Bagg: "AND YOU THINK HE'S GOING TO FORGIVE HER, FOR WHAT SHE'S DONE?! I DOUBT WHAT THIS TERRORIST HAD DONE, IS ANYTHING EVEN REMOTELY FORGIVEABLE?!"
  • Feartrick: "You DARE question Mewstral's faith in Star, you tasteless, pompus-"
  • ???: "Hold everything! (The All-Mother's Avatar form was walking forth)..... There's something that doesn't sit right wth me about, you, Archduke D'oughe Bagg."
  • Archduke Bagg: "OH GLORIOUS, ANOTHER BLASTED OUTER GOD?!"
  • Moon: "Bagg, please, calm down, that's-"
  • Archduke Bagg: "HAVEN'T YOU OPPRESSIVE OUTER GODS DONE ENOUGH DAMAGE FOR THE DAY?!"
  • Moon: "Bagg, I mean it, please-"
  • Archduke Bagg: "I MEAN, I CAN SYMPATHISE THAT YOU DIDN'T LIKE STAR'S ACTIONS, BUT WHY MUST YOU OVER-REACTIVE, OVER-SENSITIVE, EASILY PROVOKED COSMIC INSULTS TO THE MULTIVERSE, MAKE MEWMANS SUFFER FOR WHAT AN INDIVIDUAL DID?!"
  • Moon: "BAGG, STOP?!"
  • Archduke Bagg: "WHY CAN'T YOU ACCURSED OUTER GODS, (As the All-Mother stared unimpressed), JUST DO WHAT YOU WANT TO STAR, ERASE HER EXISTENCE OR WHAT HAVE YOU, AND LEAVE MEWMANITY, ALONE?! COMPRENDAI?!"
  • All-Mother: "...... Tch. I thought there was something that didn't smelled right about you. (One of her energy hair smacked Bagg in the face hard, leaving a burning and periment imprint on his face as he lost his staff and his spell book, which was grabbed by Omnitraxus)...... You, are the polor oppisite to a 0-Brave...... You're, a -0-Brave."
  • Archduke Bagg: "(Starts crying) OW, YOU HIT MY WIDDLE FACE?!"
  • Marco: "-0-Brave?"
  • All-Mother: "An extreme phathic oppisite of a 0-Brave. -0s are so cowerdly, so phathic, so, wimpfully unlikeable, that even the act of cowerding before an outer good by them is so..... Distastefully disgraceful. Made worse that he had the gull to rant angerly to the All-Mother of all beings!"
  • Archduke Bagg realised his fuck-up!
  • Moon: "..... I DID TRIED TO WARN YOU, BAGG?!"
  • Archduke Bagg: "(Saw that Contentyck had appeared with his sundae again)...... CONTENTYCK?! PLEASE?! HELP ME?!"
  • Glossiary: "Okay, Siamimaana, you can stop pretending now, we're caught."
  • Contentyck: "Really? Oh, that's why you guys were out of uniform. (Turns into an Infinitary as well) That makes SO much more sense. (Eats more ice cream) Mmm, mmm, so good."
  • Archduke Bagg: "..... C..... C...... Contentyck?"
  • Siamimaana: "Yeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaah, you can stop calling me that now. May name is actselly Siamimaana. Now, if you're curious why I didn't just used a reverted verson of my name, well... I couldn't find a way how to make my name reverted, so, I just went for the first thing that came to my mind, like, "Contentyck". Oh, and uh, about that earlier request to help ya out? Ehhhhh, sorry man, you're on your own for bitching at the All-Mother for what she didn't personally do."
  • Archduke Bagg: "(Wimpers), (To the All-Mother) Wait, wait, wait! How, how's about a deal!? As restored King of Mewni with Asper gone, I'll, I'll dedicate a religen around the Outer Gods! You'll have our respect."
  • All-Mother: "(Scoffs), Darling, that is what the Inrealm Gods are for. We Outers don't tend to fancy worshippers. Also, you are litterally saying the first thing you are COWERDLY pulling out of your arse in hope to appease me. It doesn't feel sincere or it is only out of extreme phathic fear."
  • Archduke Bagg: "Please, please, have mercy, I was only scared, I, I didn't knew you were, I, I didn't mean anything by it! As restored King of Mewni, I-"
  • Eclipsa: "AHEM! Actselly, now that I'm here, I'm afraid insulting the mother of all Outer Gods, counts as a impeachable offence of a cosmic scale. Ergo, I'm taking back the throwne..... Again, and declaring your exile onto us, null and void."
  • Archduke Bagg: "D-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d Wait, wait, WAIT?! I, I, I could be of use to you, I.... I.... I could assist you in, whatever it is you do?!"
  • All-Mother: "I'm respondsable for introdusing Outer Gods, and no, I can handle it perfectly fine as I did for many versons of these Multiverses time and time before."
  • Archduke Bagg: "(Starts crying as mucus poured out of his nose) PLEASE DON'T KILL ME AND TAKE AWAY MY EXISTENCE?! PLEASE NO?!"
  • All-Mother: "That's, the issue. You're too phathic for even the most merciless of destructors to even WANT to kill because of how uttely PITIFUL you are. It'd be like trying to kill a brain-dead pet, the guilt and pitifullness from is just too much to bear. Still, I do felt like SOMETHING needs to be made an exsmaple to."
  • Vonbon: "Oh, actselly uh, if I may, All-Mother, I know exactly what to do with him."
  • All-Mother: "I'll entertain the idea. Enlighten me."
  • Archduke Bagg really gotten worried.

Moments Later.

  • Queen of the Willtos: "OH HE'S SO PRECIOUS! (Grabs a screaming Archduke Bagg as he tried to escape) HE'S GOING TO BE GIVEN THE BEST AFFORDABLE CARE OF MY KIND?! THANK YOU, ALL-MOTHER?!"
  • All-Mother: "Well, Star and some companions suggested that to me after how they felt they owe you some consolation on how you couldn't keep them."
  • Queen of the Willtos: "Ohhhh, they do care! (Cries tears of joy!) You are welcome to visit my realm any time you like, without being subugated to a false reality!"
  • Marco: "Uh, thanks, I guess, though it depends on if we have need to."
  • Queen of the Willtos: "Oh don't worry about visiting often, my people and I are gonna be too busy with this bundle of joy anyway! Ciao! (Excitedly Giggles as she leaves to her portal as Archduke Bagg screams trying to get away)!"
  • Archduke Bagg: "MOON, MOON, ANYONE, PLEASE, DON'T LET THIS HAPPEN TO ME- (Gets swallowed by the portal as it closes)....."
  • Moon: "..... (Sighs)..... I'm sorry it had to end like this, Bagg."
  • All-Mother: "Oh don't worry, the Willtos are misguided well-meaning parasites of self-will, they'll pretty much treat him like a king there. If anything, since -0s are always so phathic, he's litterally better off with them anyway."
  • Mina walked away sadly.

New Mewni Reunited

Realm of Magic

  • Star: (They entered with a giant tub of pudding) Alright. Let's go talk to Thaumo.
  • Tigress: Why do we have a giant tub of pudding again?
  • Star: Because as it turns out, pudding helps keep you from being affected by Realm's trances. Also because, the pudding is also an apology gift for Thaum.
  • Squidward: "(Holds Patrick and B.O.B.) Then all the more reason to keep these resident glutton dunces from inadvertingly dooming us!"
  • The Magic Realm creatures folic for abit until they saw Star, then they began to become fear and scattered away!
  • Icky: "..... I, think it's a safe bet you're not too popular here anymore."
  • Coffee: "She destroyed magic, alchourse they would be afraid of her!"
  • Mewstral: "Ahem! Maybe, wait for us first, then we can bring Thaum here."
  • Mewstral and her possie went on.
  • The four arrived to Thaumorpheus's location, as Thaumorpheus was seen bitterly meditating as the Magic Realm Unicorns and Hyper-Cute Animals comferted him.....
  • Vonbon: "..... Uh, salutations, oh wonderful creator?"
  • Thaumorpheus: "(Bitterly) What do you 4 want?"
  • Vonbon: "Welp, he clearly wants his space, so with that we- (Feartrick grabbed him and held a firm grip) OW, OW, OW, OW?!"
  • Mewstral: ".... Great one, (Kneels) I know you are still hurting, but, I feel like you should be informed what happened. Star and her friends and family ventured across the Multiverse and ventured into rough terratory, just to find us. We even returned to the divided dimentions to contend with it's civil issues. The All-Mother even got to talk to Star and said she was following to see what she was capable off. She said she's suffering PTXRSD, and actually wants her to succeed because she wants Outer Gods and mortals to coexist harmonically. But she still needs help to quell Xorbin. You have the power to hold him off since you were the judge of the trial."
  • Thaumorpheus: "How can I? She remorselessly destroyed my realm and acted no better than Mina Loveberry. My creatures live in fear of her."
  • Feartrick: "Your eminence..... Xorbin manipulated the Outer Gods to turn on Star to stop her ascension as a 0-Brave Mortal."
  • Thaumorpheus: "(Surprised)..... (Turns to the four)..... So the All-Mother's suspitions were right. A 0-Brave.... I never thought it possible, no wonder she asked to be quietly involved...... But why did Xorbin-"
  • Vonbon/Mewstral/Feartrick: "It's Xorbin, sir."
  • Duster grunted agreeingly.
  • Thaumorpheus: "...... Ugh. Figures all this trouble was to protect the Xzars' Avatar pioneering schemes. Well even so, I, I am still haunted by her destruction of the Magic Realms, she, she utterly broke me like no mortal or even the worse of deviants could even DREAM of!"
  • Mewstral: "Sir, I know this was repeatedly stated to the point of annoyence, but.... It was only because she was desperate. She meant no malevolence in destroying magic, it was to stop Mina Loveberry."
  • Vonbon: "And that rant she made was just Xorbin triggering her. It was a classic Destructor-Class trick, ya know Destructors are all about bringing the worse in people just for saying the right or wrong words."
  • Thaumorpheus: "But I didn't exactly give a good reaction. I turned on her because of it! Now, she likely hates our kind!"
  • Feartrick: "Well, though there's no garrentie Xorbin will ever have the honor of being pardoned, you'll find that a Chancespawn of all things, one by the name of Jackpot, the reputatior of being the nciest of all Chancespawn, along with some passifived devient friends, has cured her of such, needless hatred."
  • Thaumorpheus was more surprised.....
  • Thaumorpheus: "..... A passifived deviant, did that?"
  • Vonbon: "Yeah, but then his casino got wrecked by Xorbin in trying to make sure Star couldn't escape."
  • Thaumorpheus: "Ugh, Xorbin and his reckless habits! Is it any wonder why your former assistents did what they did, Mewstral?"
  • Mewstral: "Yeah, but it's not hard to understand why..... Thaum, Xorbin may not enjoy the prospect, but, the Outer Gods need a 0-Brave to exist. Or else these vicious cycles and counter-productive double standerds will do more harm than darker Devients, even Gliticer, could ever dream off! You need to give her another chance. She even offers to surrender the nameless spell for you to destroy so this is NEVER a problem again. Just please-"
  • Thaumorpheus: "At ease, Mewstral...... I will talk to Star. But, I need to introduce her, to some unseen friends of her wand, to TRUELY understand what she would've done, something that should've been done, ages ago."
  • Mewstral: "(Bows respectfully) Thank you, great creator, thank you for listening."

(Later...) A Familiar Circular Room

  • Star: (She and her Mewnian group entered as Thaumorpheus hovered next to them)...... The inside of my wand looks different than I remember. I thought the inside of my wand was an extension of my memories.
  • Glossiary: That was the memory realm of your wand. This is the true appearance of your internal wand.
  • Ludo: "Surprisingly snazy for a wand. I kinda figure it would be more uh.... Magicy."
  • Glossiary: This is where your spells live when you're not using them.
  • Marco:... I asked myself that question once.
  • Star: Me too. Do the spells really live here? Narwhal Blast? Warnicorn Stampede? Rainbow Fist Punch? Spider With A Tophat? What do they do in their spare time?
  • Glossiary: Eh, they mostly just hang out. Not much really to do inside of this place. Oh, and it's not just your spells. There's also the spells of the other queens. Every, single, spell lives here.
  • Eclipsa:... Even Midnight Shriek?
  • Glossiary: Yep.
  • Eclipsa: Ouroboros?
  • Glossiary: Yep.
  • Eclipsa: All-Seeing Eye?
  • Glossiary: Yep.
  • Eclipsa: Low Self-Esteem Nightmare Dream, Black Velvet Inferno, My Nameless Spell and Mother's Total Annihilation Spell?
  • Glossiary: Yep, yep, yep, and a definite yes.
  • Marco: What about the spells I made when fighting in the Realm of Magic?
  • Glossiary: Admittedly, nobody outside the queens have wielded the wand on the same level as the queens, so when you used the wand, a new 'apartment' was built for it. But it was alive for only a few minutes before magic was destroyed.
  • Star:... Well... I guess it's time to, meet my spells?
  • Thaumorpheus: "I must warn that it's not garrentied to be a warm welcome."
  • Star: No kidding. They must be pretty angry at me for basically murdering them.
  • ???: YOU'RE DAMN RIGHT WE ARE!!! (All the spells from the queens were seen as Ouroboros fired at her, causing her to strip barefoot)
  • Star: NONONONONO, NOT THE BARE FEET- (She bit her own feet as she muffle-screamed and her feet bled)
  • Marco: Eeeh!
  • Cloudy: (Does his trademark scream)
  • Bulla Spiro: (A Dirty Bubble-like pink bubble with a cute face) Whoa, little quick to the trigger there, ace.
  • Glitter Whale: Aw, I wanted to sit on her!
  • Mystic Suck Portal: (A floating black hole mouth) I wanted to strand her across the multiverse!!!
  • Jellybean Hallucinaion Mist: (A cloud of jellybeans similar to Fart in Rick and Morty) I WANTED TO DRUG HER WITH MY MIST!!!
  • Radiant Shadow: (A pink androgynous figureless humanoid being) Or just make her unspeakably ugly.
  • Sparkle Lightning: (Appears as an energetic beam-like electric eel with a voice like the 10,000-Volt Ghost in Scooby-Doo 2) RAAAAAAOOOOOO, DAMMIT!!! I WANTED TO ZAP HER!!!!
  • Thermonuclear Butterfly: (A giant butterfly with flaming energetic rainbow wings) I wanted to blow her up!!!
  • Supersonic Leech Bombs: WE WANTED TO DO THAT!!!
  • Spider With A Tophat: No, guys, we've been over this! We can't kill her!
  • Hypnoslumber: Why not? She killed us!!
  • Moon: Eclipsa, must I ask why you created a spell as weird as Ouroboros?
  • Eclipsa: I made it not too long after mom was killed. It was meant to be a joke.
  • Marco: And a favorite for foot fetishist, apparently. (Shivers)
  • Star: (With her bleeding feet stuck in her mouth) GUHHSS, CUULD YUU HEEHHP MEEH?!?
  • Richard the Narwhal: Help her, and we'll personally introduce you to the ground. And trust me. Your relationship will be intimate.
  • Warnicorn: Rhina the Riddled's room told us the prophecy of all queens destroying magic! WE WERE DESTINED TO BE DESTROYED!!!!
  • Void Cat: IT WAS INSULTING WE EXISTED JUST TO BE DESTROYED!!!!
  • Makeup Blast: IT'S A CRUEL JOKE!!! A CRUEL JOKE!!!
  • Emerald Snake: EVEN GLOSSARYCK KNEW THIS WAS COMING!!! Also, by the by, WE ALWAYS KNEW THERE WAS SOMETHING WEIRD ABOUT YOU FROM THE START?!..... Weren't exactly expecting you to be an Infinitary, though.
  • Eclipsa: Prophecy? What prophecy?
  • Beanbag Monster:... Are you seriously telling me you never saw the signs?
  • Foaming Twinkle Bubble Ripple: (A clam with a mouth filled with bubbling water gurgling) IDIOTS!!!! DON'T YOU KNOW ANYTHING?!
  • Glittery Mad Sparkle Piano: It's all in the Tapestry Room!!
  • Spider With A Tophat: The four shapes on the door and all over the room.
  • Star:... Uhh thuuhht thut wus jus uh pleeyng cuurd thuung.
  • Eclipsa:... OF COURSE!!! HOW COULD WE HAVE BEEN SO BLIND!!!
  • Marco: What?
  • Eclipsa: Who were the four that destroyed magic?
  • Marco: Star, mom, you, and Meteora?
  • Eclipsa: And what cheek marks do we have?
  • Moon: Um... Hearts... Diamonds... Clovers... And Spades...... OH MY WORD!!!! IT REALLY WAS A PROPHECY!!!!
  • Glossiary: Rhina was the only queen I was openly honest with. She left very vague hints to the prophecy of New Mewni through riddles.
  • Pony Head: Okay, mindf***, this is so confusing.
  • Richard: "What I wanted to know is, why are we alive all the sudden? Aren't prophecies usually absolut- (Sees Thaumorpheus)..... Oh, right, the magic realms was created by Thaumorpheus..... Hey good on ya for saving our butts, or, whatever quilifives as a butt for some. I would like to know still what was even the whole point of breaking the Magic Realms, though."
  • Glossiary: "Well..."

French Narrator: One explanation, later...

  • Glossiary: "... And that's the story."
  • Emerold Snake: "So, all that trouble, this whole prophecy thing, was because of the intermediate dimentions and one of the earths of the center united universes, wanted to unite with eachother?"
  • Spider with a Tophat: "..... That's, both beuatiful, crazy, and the most overtly complicated way to make a union happen I ever heard."
  • Richard: ".... Well, good to know we at least died for something that sounds beautiful."
  • Star: (After Ouroboros frees her feet from her mouth and healed them with a Curaga crystal) GAH! Blehblehbleh, and OW!! Thank you!! (She put her socks and boots back on) If it helps guys, the Magic Realms coming back won't effect New Mewni. The Magic Realms had nothing to do with why they were seperated to begin with. It only got seperated back to the smaller dimentions because of.... Outer God legal issues.
  • Leech Bombs: "DUH!"
  • Richard: "Well alchourse the Outer Gods got mad at you for that! The Magic Realms are-"
  • Glossiary: "They already understand that enough, Richard, at this point it'd be redundent."
  • Richard: "Oh....."
  • Star: "And now, I'm on the run because a jerk-face Xzar malmitulated me to act like a total Solaria-"
  • Eclipsa: "Can we PLEASE not use my mother's name in such a vain?"
  • Star: "Well that is to say, he provoked me into making a mean rant against the outer gods and made me look crazy! Say what you will about the Magic Realms' original destruction, Xorbin did it in such an uncool way! He even victimised Jackpot's casino in a dimention not even related to Mewni!"
  • Richard: "Well, by all means, that's awful, but, even with the understanding that it was for a greater good..... Dying still sucked."
  • Star: "If it helps more, again, since the Magic Realms wasn't behind why those dimentions weren't seperated, it's return won't effect New Mewni as it is, therefore, the magic realms doesn't need to be destroyed again. And it's a relief for me too, cause I do NOT wanna go through Outer God legal brohahas again! No offence, Thaum."
  • Thaumorpheus: "This much, I can't blame you on."
  • Richard: "Well, it's just, the near-death of us is a hard thing to overlook-"
  • Star: "(Brought out cookies) I made apology cookies!"
  • Spider with a Tophat: "COOKIES?! GIMME GIMME GIMME- (Warnicorn stopped him) DOOF?!"
  • Richard: "Well, not that cookies isn't a good start, but, it requires something abit stronger then remorse riddled cookies...... We want to see New Mewni for ourselves."
  • Star: "Well you guys tend to be around for only a little bit before-"
  • Richard: "It doesn't have to be for longer then a few moments, the fact we seen it at all would be enough. If we see New Mewni for ourselves, then we'll make peace with it."
  • Star: "Well, New Mewni is kinda devided at the moment, so I wish I could figure out how to-"
  • Marco: "I GOT IT! Why don't you guys just enter Star's memories and see a memory of new Mewni for yourselves?"
  • Spider with a Tophat: "...... Any spell a Memory Based Spell?"
  • Star: Not from any spell I've made.
  • ???: Perhaps we can assist. (Astral ghosts of all the other queens of Mewni were seen)
  • Solaria: Memory spells are almost nonexistent in the Book of Spells. My daughter was the only one to create a memory-controlling spell. The Mind Eraser.
  • Moon: Ugh! That spell! Mind Eraser, pew-pew- (Ended up using it on Solaria)... Oops. (Eclipsa chuckled)
  • Solaria:... Memory spells are almost nonexistent in the Book of Spells. My daughter was the only one to create a memory-controlling spell. The Mind Eraser. But that one was used to wipe memories. And we all know that her spells made her look evil.
  • Skywynne: Indeed.
  • Star: Yeah, I looked. Much of her spells are only evil when used for the wrong reasons. All-Seeing Eye spies on things and if used selfishly, it IS evil. There's also Self-Esteem's cousins the Personality Wiper and Kneeling Mind. Both respectively change one's personality and control minds. Obviously very evil if used wrongfully. There's also the one that was actually one she finished for her mother after she died. The Endless Agony Spell. It tortures people in a manner similar to their sins. Very evil if used as revenge.
  • Estrella: Well, some of us weren't proud of any of our own spells.
  • B.O.A.R: (A scary-faced partially-feathered boar) Yeah, who cares, muthaf*****?
  • R.A.P.T.O.R: (A bird-raptor-lizard with large ears, nostrils, eyes, and forked tongue) Some of us were born for good things. Others were born for bad things.
  • B.E.A.R: (An overly-muscular bear with honeysuckles) We three do create the Solarian Warriors together after all.
  • Rhina: And it is indeed true that Glossiary shared his goal with me. It was because of my love for riddles and because my secrets were never revealed. And... My daughter Celena also knew, but only barely.
  • Celena: (In Fluttershy fashion, she whimpered at that, remaining silent)
  • Star: Aww. No need to be shy, Great Great Grandma Shy.
  • Comet: Yeah, grandmomma, please, there's no shame here.... I guess?
  • Jushtin: When each of us died and went to the Realm of Magic, we had to repent ourselves. There was plenty of time to think.
  • Solaria: My trial was, shall we say, pretty gruesome. I was killed, maimed, injured, and drowned too many times to count by monsters in an astral world where I was excessively wanted.
  • Comet: "Fair's fair, Solaria, you gave them REASON to do so!"
  • Solaria: "I GET IT, I GET IT, LISTENING TO ASPER WAS A DUMB MOVE ALL THINGS CONSIDERED, CAN WE JUST DROP IT ALREADY?!"
  • Rhina: Only because it's irrelivent to what we're talking about. But yes. There exists one memory spell. My own Mnemonic Trip Spell. It should be in my room. Fair warning, they're, abit bitter about their-near death exspearience as well, so, expect some tepidation on their part.
  • Star: "Obviously."
  • Sparkle Lightning: YEAH, OBVIOUSLY!!! WE HEARD WHAT YOU SAID IN THE TAVERN!!!!
  • Goth Narwhal: We couldn't believe what we were hearing from you! (All-Seeing Eye shows a view)
  • (Star): I hate magic!
  • (Marco): Wh-what?
  • (Star): You were right, Marco! Magic's just... EAGH, I don't even know what it is!! I HATE MAGIC!!! I mean, my "Wise royal family" keeps solving situations with the stuff, but, oops, we just cause MORE problems!!
  • (Slug Glob Monster): This universe would be better without it!
  • (Star): That's RIGHT!! Magic's the worst and the people who use it are idiots! (The entire tavern cheers in agreement) No more magic, no more Butterflies. All we need is me and you.
  • (Marco): But magic's what brought us together. (The All-Seeing Eye stopped)
  • Goth Narwhal:... Those words tore us apart! Do you have ANY idea how it felt when you blamed US for what happened to your home? (Star had a sad face of guilt) And we were more horrified when you resorted to flat-out destroying it, and willing to ignore better options like the stubborn child you are!
  • Star: I'm sorry, okay?!
  • Goth Narwhal: Too late for sorry, MURDERER!!! I say we resume our revenge.
  • Richard: Ignore Richford, he's just being a jerk.
  • Goth Narwhal: "OH WHEN AM I IN THE MINORITY HERE?!"
  • Spider with a Tophat: "Hey, at least after all the crud she went through trying to find those defect Outer Gods, she changed from that."
  • Star: "Spider, ya don't have to defend me, I'll handle this myself..... (To all the spells) About what I said back then..... All that, was before I found out that the Magic Realms were impourent. (The Spells began pondering that, even the still moody Goth Narwhal) As far as I knew before this point, I thought the Magic Realm was just, well, just a realm with an extra dose of magic. I thought the Magic of Mewni was different from the other products of magic seen from across the multiverse with their own shorces. I never realised they shared the same realm. If it helps, if I was a more level-headed girl, I should've only gone as far as to ask Thaum to cut off Mewni from magic until Mina isn't a threat anymore."
  • Goth Narwhal: "(Does consider that, but still kept firm) Well, why didn't you?"
  • Pony Head: "Because Thaum wasn't canon to the actual show."
  • Silence......
  • Spider with a tophat: "...... Any, NON-meta reasons?"
  • Star: "Also Pony Head, I got this. (Back to the Spells) I'm sure you guys are all well aware on how..... I'm not exactly famous for always making good calls."
  • Emerold Snake: "..... Well, yeah, ya kinda do. (All-Seeing Eye shows all the times Star made questionable moves after questionable moves)."
  • Richard: ".... Guess in hindsight we probuly should've seen the writing on the wall with the Mina thing happening."
  • Star: "But it still doesn't make what I did right. Like Thaum said, it wasn't like Mina was SERIOUSLY asking me to destroy magic. It was my own stupid decidtion. And if it helps, an entire kluster of Outer Gods are just as mad at me for doing it just as you guys are."
  • Goth Narwhal: "Well, with them, they're only mad because you tried to ruin their precious "Grand Design". They're only giving Mewmaniy shit because their jobs need them too to protect the balence of the Multiverse. With us..... It's a more personal thing. As spells, the magic realm was like, our birth place, and our lifeforce. And because Mina desided to be alittle stupid with it, which by all means I'm not ignorent of the context, you basicly desided to punish what was the slave, not the slaver. I mean, look, I'm far from avocading letting Mina use magic to commit genoside, believe me, she's sucky for all of this as well, but.... I see what happened between you two, as a case of evil vs. evil, and neither was the lesser evil."
  • Star: ".... If it helps..... I'm no longer proud of what I did.... At all."
  • Goth Narwhal: "..... Well, uh, good on you practicing some buyer's remorse at least, but it's gonna take alot more then that to-"
  • Richard: "Dude, just, please. Hear her out, huh?"
  • Star: "Believe me, If I could go back in time and stop myself from ever desiding that, I'd do it no questions ask."
  • Thaumorpheus: "Though then the Time Councilers would have an issue with you."
  • Star: "Metathoricly speaking, I mean. If I had realised that the spells are more alive then I thought, I would've never opted to do what I did. I could've instead talked to the spells that made Mina as she is and have it reversed. Everything I did otherwise, was out of desperation."
  • The Goth Narwhal began to think long and hard about it.....
  • The Goth Narwhal: "..... Tell ya what..... If we go to the Mnemonic Spell, and New Mewni was a place worth dying for, then-..... Well, 100 forgiveness is a streach, so..... I'll go as far as saying, I'll make peace with it and you, at the least. But then afterwords, I want you to promise that you do not deside something so stupid like Destroying Magic again, okay? You'll have to find another way to make New Mewni a thing again."
  • Star: "Actselly, the Magic Realms had nothing to do with keeping Mewni and the nearer realms seperate. (The Spells were surprised by that). They were always seperated even before the Magic Realms began to distribute magic into it. The fact New Mewni formed from what happened, was kinda because of Glossaryck, or should I say, Glossiary."
  • Glossairy: "It's true. I had been trying to prove a point about how Outer Gods should really handle the threat of Inrealmers becoming too powerful without that absolution stuff. I was only trying to give the realms their desired merging, because, they're more aware then normal dimentions and, they liked eachother....."
  • Spider with a Tophat: ".... (Scoffs goofly), Is that it? Why didn't you just asked the Worlders-"
  • Goth Narwhal: "UPUPUPUPUP! Mnemonic Spell first, then that."
  • Rhina: "As you wish."

(Confronting Xorbin).

  • The group came back from the wand, but they were surprised that the Lougers and other allies were pinned to the ground by Xirds and Xoldiers.
  • ???: "Finally.... (Music was heard) Finally got you, where, I, want you."
  • Xorbin formed as music was heard.
Deltarune the (not) Musical - Chaos King

Deltarune the (not) Musical - Chaos King

Xorbin's Song

  • Star: You don't get to do anything to us anymore, Xorbin. Bad enough you got me ticked enough into saying what I said in the trial, but you had Asper corrupted.
  • Xorbin: Well it was true nonetheless. You, Star Butterfly, are a terrorist. Terrorists pay the worst prices. You brought this upon yourself.
  • Star: YA KNOW WHAT, SO WHAT!? BUT I DID WHAT I FELT WAS RIGHT!! You? You're just an extremist fanatic who just breezed his way into being the Mewman Xexaxez. That stupid eye doesn't scare me.
  • Xorbin: Foolish mortal. I can incinerate you where you stand. I've spent enough time proving to those Outer Gods that Mewmans were far more dangerous than they thought. The plan that I had Xavian, your mother, and the Magic High Commission agreed to just to make you commit something that gets the destruction of Mewmanity done quicker, took too much luck and effort!
  • Star/Marco:...... What?!?
  • Xorbin: "Oh how silly of me to admit that. Then again, you inrealmers did invented the term "Dead Man Tell No Tales", so, I think I feel confident enough that I may as well admit it. Xavian may be above the average intelligence of even other above average intellected Xirds, but end of the day, he was still a Xird. Xlazzon was an ill-suited master and a waste of Xavian's talents cause of his Negosiable nature, which illsuited the purpose of an Outer God of the Destructor Class. So, I encouraged Xavian to go ahead with his exspearimental idea to turn Toffee into an Avatar, then, encouraged him to cohersed Moon and her commission idiots to do those sins that, encouraged the Magic Realms having to be harmed. Apart from unplanned snags like losing Toffee and Xavian, I got the accursed 0-Brave, perfectly captured."
  • Thaumorpheus: "(Flabbergasted) Duh, duh, duh..... Xorbin, how, how could you?!"
  • Xorbin: "I meant no great ill from it, Thaumorpheus, everything was only to root out defecter Infintaries and their attempt to undermine the Grand Design by trying to introduse their fanactic concepts of Outer God intervention to inrealms and their advent of a 0-Brave! A 0-Brave would've been an end to innovation for the Xzars to make an avatar! There would be a risk of misguided protections for inter-dimentional empires, and ergo greater risks of inter-dimentional chaos, CAUSE of these misguided protections! And that's not even touching on how this would effect even those lowly Erasers or the optional Wipers! Cause of the All-Mother's dangerious curiousity for such a rank of mortal, added to her lack of interest for direct intervention, the Grand Design as it is would be DOOMED to be only as how a childish equilent to a child on many suger rushes has whimed?! Then, Outer Gods, even my race, are doomed to be shells of their former unrestricted glory, as Inter-Dimentional Empires will run rampent cause of a 0-Brave's existence! So I think you'll have to understand, Creator, that the Magic Realms needed to take a slight hit, just so I can prevent HER existence! (Points to Star)....."
  • Thaumorpheus: "..... You....... You....... You nearly tooked the lives of those that meant many worlds to me, risked this part of the Multiverse to be without the Magic Realm's enfluence, and nearly ruined my kinship with Star Butterfly...... JUST TO PROVE AN IDEALOGICAL POINT?!"
  • Xorbin: "Now, by all means, Creator, it wasn't of any intended malice. It was meant to enlighen you on why you should be above opening yourself to Inrealmers. They are nothing but insects that'll ruin all your hard work in the end of the day. And fair's fair, by all means, you're entitled to not appresiate my existence anymore, but you cannot deny that, even if everything about Mina occured on it's own terms, Star Butterfly, STILL, destroyed magic! I mean, she could've just as easily cured that Mina cretin or preferably killed her off and that be the end of that! But no! She opted, to destroy, Magic. And everyone else nearly paid the price because of the whims of a mortal brat! This whole thing was to prove that the concept of 0-Braves are a BAD IDEA?! Because mortals do not understand the way we Outer Gods understand! They don't think like us! They let themselves to be, a slave of their emotions! They would sooner ruin everything set to maintain balence in the name of their ideals before anything else?! To me, a 0-Brave is just, a one-man Inter-Dimentional Empire! So I figured, I should get rid of that as well! Course, it helps that she is of a race already set to be destroyed for Inter-Dimentional Imperialisum."
  • Thaumorpheus: "(Gets angry yet teary) I'll, tell the All-Mother about this?!"
  • Xorbin: "Tch, powerful as she is, she is still bound by their own vows of non-interventionalisum. Not even for a 0-Brave, would she defy this. And good luck trying to explain what you know to the other Outer Gods, cause after her display, they'll think you as someone who got shockholmed, and will aim to reboot your memories so you'll forget Star ever came to you! Not even the Cosmic Powerians will take your words for anything but the words of a misguided fallen Outer God needing to be set back to the TRUE path?! Now, how's about, (Two Xoldiers held Thaumorpheus down) You stand aside from this event, (Telepathicly lifts Star up to where his face is) And watch me, do my job! (Eye-Mouth starts to charge up it's green ray as the blood-red smoke intensifived) AS MEANT TO BE, BY THE GRAND DESIGN?!"
  • Star: ARE YOU KIDDING ME?! You haven't exactly met the All-Mother! I thought she was the worst of the worst, but she's actually VERY nice! She cares about mortals because she knows you Outer Gods need us. And you? Bad enough you tricked me into threatening and insulting Outer Gods, but YOU ALSO SET ME UP TO DESTROY THE MAGIC REALMS, JUST TO PROVE A POINT?!? I'm PUH-RETTY sure that's conspiracy AND a crime to Outer Gods and mortals alike. You're the one to truly blame for the near-death of the Magic Realms. It doesn't matter what keeps her from doing it, she WILL give you what you deserve! You're a traitor to your own kind!
  • Xorbin: "(Charge stops apawn that interuption) Tch, I half expected the All-Mother would turn misguided. Her aimless fascination with a 0-Brave has clouded her judgement like it did to Glossiary and his defected kin. As far as the other Outer Gods know, 0-Braves are myths, and other witnesses are either defects or devients, not exactly creditable shorces of comfirmation, and myself, but I won't exactly aim to disclose this. The Outer Gods will only remember you as just another part of dimentionals punished for making an Inter-Dimentional empire. Then afterwords, Glossiary and kin, along with your defect companions, will be tossed into the Hybernation realm, I'll have Thaum's memory cleansed of your existence to prevent a creator from being misguided, and the All-Mother? Tch, even with what you said in mind, there's only so much she can do with a 0-Brave of an erased existence! Besides, everything I did was for THEIR sakes and the Grand Design's! An Outer God's existence is already limited to serve it's needs, it does not need to be made more complicated, by a 0-Brave, distrupting their purpose because a few mortals got hurt?! (Charge returns) YOU, WILL NOT TAINT THE LIGHT, OF THE GRAND DESIGN- (A giant roulette ball hits Xorbin in the back of the head) D'OW DAMN IT?! (Drops Star as she was saved by Marco)"
  • ???: "OY VEY, DO YA EVER SHUT UP ABOUT THE GRAND DESIGN ALREADY?!"
  • Jackpot and his compainions were seen!
  • Jackpot: "I mean, I know you intendeds REALLY love serving the grand ol' sceame of things, but, come on, it's getting old how much you spefificly kept yammering about it!"
  • Luucky: "I know, right? Yet intendeds criticised mortals for being too preachy about belief?"
  • Manfredro: "Tch, and you intendeds wonder why we devients never get along with ya?"
  • Haywire: "I met Energy Councilers more humble then his cosmic ass."
  • Traina: "If you thought we were gonna let what you did to Jackpot's business slide, then your omnisence might need to be checked, cause you are mistaken!"
  • Side Swipa: "I'm not gonna let you take Diamond Head from me!"
  • Sundaila: "Same for Omnitraxus."
  • Jackpot: "And I just started to get to know my new faverite sudo-Candelian Hekapoo, it be sucky for that to fall short cause of enturnal sleep in the Hybernation Realm!"
  • Mewstral, Feartrick, Vonbon, and Duster stood along side Jackpot's group.
  • Xorbin: "..... (Smug laughter), I am not scared of a collection of Devients and Defects. The Sleep Reapers will contend with you."
  • Sundaila: "Tch, no problem. (Conjures up a small viewing portal) Cause I think they would be interested in hearing this. (Replays Xorbin's confession, which surprised Xorbin and his followers)...."
  • Xorbin: "...... XIRDS?! XOLDIERS?! DESTROY THOSE TRAITORS?!"
  • X-Fate: "No....."
  • Xorbin: "(Confused stare)..... X-FATE, WHAT DO YOU MEAN NO?! YOU DO AS I COMMAND?!"
  • X-Fate: "..... Not, anymore, not after I found out that the majority of everything was your fault!? It's bad enough Asper's gone forever from me, now Xavian's actions were YOUR doing?!"
  • Xorbin: "YOU WRENCH, I AM ORDERING YOU TO- (The X-Fate uses the Xlanturn to hit Xorbin in the eye) AAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH?!"
  • Star: "..... What is that X-Fate doing?"
  • Omnitraxus: "..... I do believe, that, is what remains of Rubi."
  • Star: "(Gasps).... Rubi's alive..... (Familiar beautiful ruby eyes came out of the X-Fate)..."
  • Ludo: "I thought that X-Fate looked particularly feminate. Alot of other X-fates are usually dudes."
  • Xorbin: "..... YOU WOULD ATTACK THE BEING YOUR LIFEFORCE IS CONNECTED TO?! IF ANYTHING HAPPENS TO ME, ALL OF YOU ARE DOOMED AS WELL?!"
  • X-Rubi: "..... Then I elect Xexe as new future Xexaxez for us to follow."
  • Xexe was seen happly picking flowers.
  • Xexe: "Wait, huh?"
  • Xorbin: "WHAT?! YOU WOULD DARE REPLACE ME, WITH THAT PAHTHIC CHILDISH INSULT THAT EVER MERGED OUT OF MY GLORIOUS BODY?! (Grabs X-Rubi) I, WILL, MAKE, YOU, PAY?!"
  • Jackpot: "Actselly, about that, Xorby. We still haven't discussed the damages and compinsation I am owed."
  • Xorbin: "SILENCE, DEVIANT?! THE OUTER GODS OWE NOTHING, TO UNINTENDED DEVIENTS?!"
  • Jackpot: "In that case, (Shows a large box), You'll have to speak to my lawyer. (Opens it to reveil a Wasp Woman being that buzzed madly about)"
  • Xorbin: "(Shrilly scream?!)?! YOU BROUGHT AN OUTER HAWK WASP HERE!?"
  • Jackpot: "Actselly, I always had Carey here. (The Outer Hawk Wasp looks at Jackpot and coos being petted by him) I just save her when I need to contend with a, particularly nasty case of any Intended Outer God trying to harm my business.... And, I don't happen to be biased in how imposing they might be, so.... All's fair in love and war."
  • Xorbin: "Duh, duh, wait, wait, I'll, I'll have Thaumorpheus restore your business, I'll give you many cosmic coins, I'll have devients being routed into the Gambler Dimention, just please keep that PARASITE AWAY FROM ME?!"
  • Jackpot: "Oh, and how can I trust your word on it, given you just earlier admited that you setted up the Magic Realms to be whacked, just to stop a well-intented Infintary only trying to give a new way to keep Inter-Dimentional Empires from happening?"
  • Xorbin: "Duh, I, I can earnestly give you cosmic wealth beyond your dreams! You'll become the richest Chancespawn of this Multiverse! You'll be set for eturnity for many Multiverseal Rebirths!"
  • Jackpot: "Yeeeeaaaahhhh, no. See, you intendeds always like the say ya don't do bargaining, soooooooo..... I respectfully decline."
  • Xorbin: "........ WHAT KIND OF CHANCESPAWN WITH VERSE RAIDER PETS GIVES UP THE PROMISE OF ENSURED WEALTH?!"
  • Jackpot: "Do ya really think being considered "The Nicest Chancespawn" is just a stage-name? I gave up even GREATER wealth oppertunies to earn it, even at the criticisum of my creator-dad! Dude, I even gave up being the rights owner of the Dimention of Really Wealthy Banking Clans! Surfice to say, I ain't a guy who can be bought easily."
  • Xorbin: "Duh, duh, I, I...... (Telepathicly grabs Star again) YOU BETTER KEEP THAT BUG AWAY FROM ME, OR ELSE, I'LL ABSORB STAR'S COSMIC ENERGY?!"
  • Marco: "YOU'RE GONNA DO THAT ANYWAY, NO ONE'S FOOLED?!"
  • Jackpot: "(Carey was getting antsy) Carey's getting antsy now."
  • Xorbin: "...... YOU WILL NOT STOP ME FROM GETTING RID OF THIS ZERO BRAVE?! (Flew off with Star in his grasp)."
  • X-Rubi has the Xzars let the Lougers and Thaumorpheus go.
  • Po: "GET'IM?!"
  • The Heroes Charged after Xorbin as Thaumorpheus and the other Outer Gods stayed behind.
  • Thaumorpheus: "..... Jackpot, you and your troupe wait here to monitor the heroes' Progress in dealing with Xorbin, (Takes the Viewing Portal of Xorbin's confession from Sundailia), I believe the other Outer Gods need to hear this truth. (Leaves with X-Rubi and the revolted Xzars)."
  • Mewstral: "...... Well, what is everyone waiting for? Let's help star!"
  • Glossiary summoned forth a giant magical train.
  • Glossiary: "All aboard the rescue express!"

Epilogue

Dark Corridors within the Infinity Libary.

Soul Rail - myuu

Soul Rail - myuu

  • The above music played, as a mysterious figure was watching Star's many trials, even the most recent one.
  • Figure: "........ Yes, she is shaping up to be my perfect new pawn yet. That useful slave to paranoia Xorbin, was a very useful idiot indeed. Soon, my agent of organised choas...... (The figure was reveiled to be a very dark-looking Infinity Libarian).... You will soon, answer only, to me..... And me, only..... And you, Mewstral...... You WILL belong to me....... I, will become, the most undisbutable of all Outer Gods..... Even the All-Mother will bow to me?! (Starts laughing crazly), ALL, WILL FEAR ME?! (Laughs maniacly?!)"
  • The Mad Infiniy Libarian laughed for awhile now, before he calmed down....
  • Figure: "...... But alchourse..... I will need to make some..... More pawns for this venture.... And New Mewni, already offers plenty.... (Chuckles crazly)...."

Fin.....?

Transcript

Ori And The Blind Forest - Light Of Nibel (Flying Melody Cover)

Ori And The Blind Forest - Light Of Nibel (Flying Melody Cover)

Intro Theme (Ori And The Blind Forest - Light Of Nibel (Flying Melody Cover)) Coming soon...

Prologue

  • (The Intro played with Mewnian-style imagery as a joking voice cast reel was seen)
  • Eden Sher as Star Butterfly
  • Tom Kenny as SpongeBob
  • Adam McArthur as Marco Diaz
  • Elijah Wood as Spyro
  • Gary Oldman as Lord Shen
  • Esmé Bianco as Eclipsa
  • Jonathan Pryce as Asper Swipe
  • and Ron Perlman as Seth of Septarsis

Chapter 1: New Mewni Unscrambled/Star's Trial/Meet The All-Mother

Chapter 2: Glossaryck's True Story/To The Gamblers Dimension

Chapter 3: Asper's Plan/Seth of Septarsis

Chapter 4: Mewni Was Nobody's

Chapter 5: The Mewman-Monster War

Chapter 6: Rescue From The Willtopians/Stopping Asper and Seth

Chapter 7: Stopping Xorbin/Rekindling Mewnian Magic

Epilogue

Material

Mind Brand (English Cover)【JubyPhonic】マインドブランド

Mind Brand (English Cover)【JubyPhonic】マインドブランド

Willtopian Queen's Song

One Thing (feat

One Thing (feat. Casey Lee Williams) by Jeff Williams with Lyrics

Star's Final Battle Against Xorbin

Star vs the Forces of Evil ▶ Shining Star (Extended Cover Medley feat

Star vs the Forces of Evil ▶ Shining Star (Extended Cover Medley feat. Anna) CG5

Epilogue Song

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