Bikini Bottom Problem

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Bikini Bottom Problem is the 32nd Episode of Season 3B of SpongeBob and Friends Adventures Chronicles. SpongeBob and his native friends have returned to Bikini Bottom as he wants to recover from his boneheaded wish with the Birthday Wish Cake, and finds that Bikini Bottom is recovering greatly since the Krabby Patty Apocalypse caused by the actions of Burger-Beard. Peace is being restored, property damage is being repaired, and most importantly, the Krabby Patty is back to being where it belongs. However, this event has greatly upset a Bikini Bottom senator named Huxley Ottaway, a sea otter who has been watching the upsets of Bikini Bottom since Day 1. He took it as much as he could, but he found it atrocious and ridiculous that this apocalyptic event occurred because of the loss of a simple food product. He was fed up, and today, on the event's 5th Anniversary, decided that Bikini Bottom needed to change completely because, in his eyes, people will view Bikini Bottom as a place of corruption and stupidity. So now, he has been elected mayor, and thus, he establishes the Ottaway Act, which will oversee the behavior of Bikini Bottom and outlaw nonsense completely. As a result, all of it's inhabitants, including SpongeBob and his friends, are put under probation. But worst of all, the Krusty Krab has been shut down because the Krabby Patty had to be mass-produced to avoid another Apocalypse event. Plus, Mr. Krabs is sent to jail for the many crimes he committed in the past. SpongeBob and Patrick are sentenced to a penal colony as community service after being dubbed 'criminally insane' for what their stupidity has caused in the past. While Squidward personally likes this since an event earlier that day involving the two pushed him too far, and begins to support the Ottaway Act until it turned sour on him inadvertingly by putting him in a containment device since he is declared 'the most miserable and vulnerable person in Bikini Bottom', with him unable to get out and getting in the way of his personal life, he now changes his mind about Huxley if only due to being in an even more personal inconvinence than normal Bikini Bottom standards. With Spyro acting as temporary leader of the Lodge until SpongeBob, Patrick, Squidward, and Mr. Krabs are released from custody, the Lodgers must now find a way to convince Huxley to stop taking his position too far just because he finds Bikini Bottom a flawed society. Problem is, how are you suppose to advocate a socity with a mostly unreliable law and justice system and problems with hypocrisy, stupidity and even moral surrealism, especially when there's a flying fish who thrives off of it named Flynt the Crimegiver? Gazelle has, some ideas.

Transcript

Silent Hill 2 OST - Theme Of Laura

Intro/Suspense Music (Silent Hill 2- Theme of Laura) Coming soon...

Chapter 1: One Day In Bikini Bottom....

Bikini Bottom

• ???: (As the opening theme played in the background)... Bikini Bottom! A city that once knew peace and love for all. Back in the early years since 2000... It was a good place for many to live in. But... It's easy to see how all that has changed. I've been distraught with what has become of it. I've watched it since the election of the last mayor. And it was as tolerable as it was for a while, but now, it is nothing but a cesspool of hatred and evil. Not only is everyone I meet a jerk, but often than naught, people who wrong others get off scot-free while the innocent get blamed. Who in their right mind would wanna hang out in a messed up place like this? As the years passed, I have no doubt that this has officially become one of the meanest places I've ever had to sit in. I mean, just look at how much it's crime rate has raised. They seem to be blissfully unaware of their cruelty, believing they're being good people. Even the law enforcement is a little misguided. I've been present at trials where innocent people were blamed and I had to do a lot of discipline. I couldn't believe the police were acting like that. Heck, many people are starting to act stupid and moronic every day. I'm sometimes afraid to get home from work as a result of this. This is jarring, and hell, even creepy. This is not good for people, and if people let this city's impact get to them and be too weak to stand up to itself and only reinforcing the cruelty, making it worse, or flat out acting childish, this city is not only bad, but potentially dangerous to any visitors. But after what happened in a certain, forever infamous year, I had to do a LOT! I had to sacrifice friends, had to fire people, and even send people away, because of one, little, thing! (The Apocalypse incident of 2015 was seen as everyone was insane)... This... Was... SICKENING! Everyone went insane and tearing up the place, all because there was, no, Krabby Patties! Now, I know the food is like a well-beloved relic to this place, and, well, even I love it, but it is SICKENING, to think that people would act this idiotic and childish. One of my colleagues had killed another, and I had to fire him, AND send him to prison for that act. Heck, I had to do the same to those who do similar things. Everywhere I turned, people were stupidly acting insane for a stupid as hell reason! Where the heck did this come from? This, IS A JOKE, TO THIS GOOD TOWN!!! TEARING ITSELF UP BECAUSE OF A PILE OF FOOD?!? AN-OTHERWISE STANDARD LOOKING BURGER NO LESS?! GOOD TASTE OR NOT, THAT'S, THAT'S STILL A LUDICRIST REASON TO TEAR SOCIETY DOWN?! THAT IS ILLOGICAL, RETARDED, FOOLISH, AND AN ABSOLUTELY DANGEROUS THING THAT HAS TO BE CORRECTED! People here are willing to do this, because of simple fasfood? Are you joking me? What kind of mayor would let this happen? What kind of idiot cares so much about an easy to replicate burger that they cannot live lawfully without it? It's senseless, and it makes us look AWFUL!!! And don't ANYONE, in Bikini Bottom, dare tell me, that the Krabby Patty is something that deserves respect. It, is, just, FOOD!!! I'm fine if it has just the right ingredients to make it so beloved, but, IT BE LIKE IF THE ENTIRE US CONTINENT TORE ITSELF APART, BECAUSE POPEYES WASN'T MAKING CHICKEN ANYMORE?! THAT'S HOW COMPARINGLY CRAZY THAT WHOLE TIME WAS?! If you love it so much, then marry it, you childish fanatics! Because the way I see it, if society falls apawn because of the abrupt absence of a fast-food burger, I would fear what would happen if the Krusty Krab closes down with Mr. Krabs gone or if Pearl inherits it and radically change it's fundamentals as shown from her contemporary ownership from the "Kuddly Krab" craze! Look, I'm not against beloving the Krabby Patty. I get it, it's above the standard burger fare, but, BY NEPTUNE PEOPLE?! YOU SERIOUSLY ENDED UP BELOVING A SANDWICH TOO MUCH THAT IT RUINED SOCIETY?! YOU GAVE IT MORE RESPECT THEN YOU RESPECT EVEN YOURSELVES?! MUCH LESS OTHERS?! You must respect it in a LOGICAL way. This... WAS ONLY HARMING IT'S NAME AS MUCH AS IT WAS RESPECTING IT!!! Justify it with whatever way you want as if this was a cartoon, but even if it IS, it is not called for....

Bikini Bottom City Hall

• Otter: (He was seen in city hall broadcasting)... I've choked on the nonsense of this city since the beginning. Everyone, I am not trying to offend anyone. I am asking you to grow up, and I am merely warning you that this is NOT us! Bikini Bottom has been RUINED by this chaos! We have just recovered it from the event in 2015, ON IT'S 5TH ANNIVERSARY, and yet I feel as if NOTHING, HAS, EVER, CHANGED! We need to step up, and bring more fairness to this city before it runs the risk of visitors being chased off and spreading the word of how cruel this place has turned. If this spreads across the ocean, then what's to say we won't be attacked by fanatical terrorists? What's to say we won't be threatened in any way? Where I was born, it was all but too late to fix what was destroyed. I'm scared for the well-being of those of whom I've loved in my first days as senator. That image was lost for years, and after choking on it for so long, I will NO LONGER STOMACH THIS MEAL! So, as your newly-elected mayor, there are going to be a LOT of changes to ensure we get back to what this good city used to be. I am establishing the Ottaway Act! From now on, stupidity in any form will not be tolerated. Those who commit it will be given legal action, no matter who it is. Anything considered unbiased or anything else will be dealt with lawfully and we will not hesitate to punish any who resist. Most importantly, if this food product has the tendency to cause chaos, then I have no choice in the matter. I am ordering that we have it sold commercially. If the Krusty Krab staff act irrationally about how these changes are detailed, they will be tried and punished. If it goes too far, even if under understandable reactions, I am gonna have to shut down the Krusty Krab for good. That means you, Eugene H. Krabs! I don't care if it's your property, you are known to extort the product however you wish. In fact, I will say this because it's gone unsaid for a long time. A person as cheap as you, should NEVER own something as popular as Krabby Patties, because the Krusty Krab has had enough controversy as it is. If this apocalypse should repeat history, then I will have no choice but to order a mandatory quarantine against everyone until a solution to this cruelty is done. I understand there might be of discontent to some of you on how far-fetched the Act's measures seem, but know that I am doing what is best for Bikini Bottom. You want to be harmed by the cruelty here? I want to protect you. I care for all of you. Granted, I do it in a way that is tough and firm! I don't want harm to come to you. It's easy to get used to these changes. Believe me. Just know that this is for the greater good. This place has gone unenforced of its peace for a long time, and I need to fix it so I can save you from the danger this cruelty poses. That is all. (Everyone hesitantly cheered)
• A guy: "PFFFFT! Ahhh, I'm sure that stupid mammal is just yapping his gums. He's no threat to us."
• Another guy: "Yeah! Stupid mammal!"
• The Citizens suddenly started to make fun of the new mayor.

City Hall Office

• BB Executive: Okay, Mayor Ottaway, I understand where you're coming from. New Kelp City was a GREAT place. Even New York City, how the local Treedome Enterprises employee described it, pales in comparison to what it used to be. But ever since the economy collapsed many times, it's just gonna be hard to make it better again. I know I don't have to remind you of how ruined it was since the bubble incident it suffered!
• Ottaway: Indeed. I loved the city when I was a kid. It was GORGEOUS! As a child, there was a BEAUTIFUL view of the flowered sky, and the city below. I loved the city, and hoped for the best. But as I grew up, all of that changed. Crime went up. Economy fell. Law enforcement was getting weaker. Now, it's without a doubt beyond hope. I don't want Bikini Bottom to suffer the same fate, just know that.
• BB Executive: O-Okay, I understand sir, but once again, I must implore you, that this Act of yours, as good-intentioned as it is, 'kay, is not only gonna take a LOT of sacrifices of freedoms, and anything within the boundaries of rights, but it is socially AND politically irresponsible, and our PR will take a NOTICEABLE impact!
• Ottaway: Well, you see, Executive Brine... I've tolerated this city as much as I could, and I put trust in it to heal itself. But it's clear it can't do that without help. So from now on, I must now live in a world of... Absolutes.
• Executive Brine: Oh, yes, I agree! As in, this is an ABSOLUTELY RISKY PLAN!! Okay, okay, I'll use a metaphor: It's like running an orphanage, AND THREATENING THE POLICE ON THOSE WHO ARE ACTING LIKE THEY ARE, CHILDREN!!!
• Ottaway: If by children , you mean the MENTALLY ILL!!
• Brine:... Lemme rephrase that, it's like running the orphanage and having kids arrested for making a big mistake. It's EXCESSIVE, even by the standards of the law! I'll be honest, this sounds like something a fascist yelled out in a meeting, and NOBODY challenged him on it!
• Seal Executive: Oh, why would they challenge such a practical plan, Brine?
• Brine: Because, it's practically GOING TO BACKFIRE!!! Mayor Ottaway, we are going to make a LOT of enemies with this Act! Not only are we heavily surveying MANY people in Bikini Bottom, but given the budget required, we're gonna have to sacrifice MUCH of what we like, and not just the Krabby Patties, but MUCH of our most PROFITABLE places! The Jellyfish Milking Factory, Goo Lagoon, Jellyfish Fields, THAT BIKINI BOTTOM MALL THAT WE ALL REALLY LOVE GIVEN HOW IT NOT ONLY HAS A LOT OF PRODUCT PLACEMENT AND FAST FOOD WE ENJOY, BUT HOW IT SAVED OUR LIVES IN THE BATTLE OF BIKINI BOTTOM, BOTH THE HISTORICAL EVENT, AND DURING THAT GREAT ROBOT DISASTER PEOPLE KEEP NAMING AFTER THAT EVENT FOR SOME DUMB REASON, AND THAT LITTLE GOO TSUNAMI INCIDENT INVOLVING THAT CRAZY MARINE IGUANA?!? As the head of Urban Developments, THIS IS THE MOST COUNTER-PRODUCTIVE SITUATION IMAGINABLE!!!
• Seal Executive: Oh, I'm sorry, Brine! As one who agrees with Ottaway's goals because HIS WIFE KILLED HERSELF OVER NOT HAVING KRABBY PATTIES, LIKE A F*****G MORON, I say we're just being people of logical action, while you were making that table coral tree in your office your WIFE! (He laughed)
• Brine: I'll make YOU MY WIFE, YOU SON OF A-
• Ottaway: Both of you enough! (They stopped) Our PR WILL take a noticeable hit with what this Act will entail. I won't pretend that this is the most benevolent act I ever made, but the alternative is to do nothing and let Bikini Bottom continue to rot as the joke of a city it is. And I know this is something neither of you wanted, espeically not you, Brine.
• Brine: "And by all means, I don't want Bikini Bottom to continue this direction, but-"
• Ottaway: Consider what had just occurred since 2005! People like the Treedome Enterprises worker HAVE been wronged by the dysfunctional government we had. At least Ms. Cheeks was able to fix it all herself. We've had far worse, I'll grant you. But do recall, that one of your brothers, was MAIMED in that Krabby Patty Apocalypse incident! His left arm is GONE! He's blamed many people for it, including you. So many people have suffered in Bikini Bottom. Everyone has been RIGHT UP MY TAIL, to make things better since they were well-aware of my campaign. But given what occurred on 2015, considerably the 10TH F*****G ANNIVERSARY OF THE MAYOR'S ELECTION... Then it's time to stop it right now! I am willing to utterly, and completely, make sacrifices for the greater good, no matter how many 'children' need to be broken. Everything has fallen thanks to the idiocy displayed by the people I had to lock up for their criminal behavior all because of a simple fast food dish, it's iconic nature and popularity aside. The only logical choice I have now, is the Ottaway Act. I am done standing by and letting Bikini Bottom continue to make an insult of itself any longer. Do I make myself clear, Brine?
• Brine: Yes sir.....
• Ottaway: Good. You and Sears are dismissed!

Elsewhere, at the Krusty Krab.

• A Very Proactive Business Day in the Krusty Krab was seen.
• Mr. Krabs: "(Sniffs it all in)..... Ahhhhhh. I kinda miss this scenery."
• Squidward: "I'm kinda already starting to miss the Louger stuff. At least something interesting happens there. If though not nessersarly a GOOD interesting."
• Spongebob: "(Singalong) K.R.A.B.B.Y P..A.T.T.Y, Says Iiiii. (Readies fresh wave of Krabby Patties) Next wave of Krabby Patties, coming at ya! (Flings them around which landed cartoonishly perfectly to tables without orders!)"
• Customer 1: "Ohhh yeah, I missed this!"
• Customer 2: "It's worth the extremely over-the-top prices!"
• Spongebob suddenly brings in a condiment tank!
• Spongebob: "WHO'S READY FOR CONDIMENTS?!"
• Customer 3: "MUSTARD?! (Gets blasted with a stream of mustard!)"
• Customer 4: "RELISH?! (Gets blasted with a stream of Relish)!"
• Customer 5: "KETCHUP AND MAYO?! (Gets double-blasted by both)
• Customer: "SEANUT BUTTER?!..... Aww- (Gets blasted by a ball of Seanut Butter)."
• Spongebob: "I'd offer jelly, but the Jellyfish insist on not going THAT route again."
• Squidward: ".... Do I even wanna know what was with the guy that wanted Seanut Butter to go with a meat-sandwich?"
• Mr. Krabs: "Don't ask questions that can scare away customers, Squidward. He can eat his Krabby Patty anyway he wants."
• Patrick: "I'LL HAVE ONE OF EVERYTHI- (Gets blasted by an array of condiments, making a bigger mess than already!).... Thanks buddy."
• Sandy: "..... Spongebob, how and WHY do you have a giant condiment tank anyway? Mr. Krabs is too cheap to sometimes not always change out expired condiments."
• Mr. Krabs: "Hey, I changed from that time! (Yaga Hagfish was seen at a table and gave a thumbs up of approval as she was seen with Madam Hagfish, who facepalmed in embarrassment at that)."
• Spongebob: "Oh, I actually commissioned this from Professor Buzzord. I asked if he can make a Condiment Tank with all conventional and unconventional condiment choices."
• Mr. Krabs: "Did he asked for money?"
• Spongebob: "He was happy to do it for free, he said someone benefiting from his creations is payment enough."
• Mr. Krabs: "Then I 100% approve! (Thumbs Up as a cash register sound was heard)."
• Sandy: ".... Spongebob, on the behalf of Shen, I can't condone ya messing with one of that crazy ol' buzzord's gismos! You know how those things tend to litterally dramatically blow up!"
• Spongebob: "Oh don't worry, he's been improving his craft thanks to Euri! See? (Points to a certain) He made it that these babies won't explode unless to press a certain button."
• Patrick was seen near that button.
• Patrick: "Touch."
• Spongebob/Squidward/Sandy/Mr. Krabs: "PATRICK?! (All 4 pounce onto Patrick and cartoonishly beat him up!)"
• A Duo of well-dressed Barracudas came in and saw the mess AND the tank, and the main 5 fighting!
• Male Baracuda: "..... EXCUSE ME?!"
• The fight stopped....
• Mr. Krabs: "..... (Sees the suits).... Fancy suits. That means BIIIIIIIIG money! (Charges off to meet the Barracudas) What can I do ya for, you find looking torpedos with teeth?"
• Female Barracuda: "Sir, we're not interested in any consumption today, nor any day."
• Male Barracuda: "Mr. Krabs, we are government officials with the Bikini Bottom Food Law Agency."
• Sandy: "..... There's a Food Law Agency?"
• Mr. Krabs: "THE FOOD LAW AGENCY?! Uhhhhhh, I know this ship got alittle messy, it's just-"
• Male Barracuda: "Actually Krabs, even if it wasn't for the irresponsible use of condiments, questionable reuse of a millaterry grade vehicle, on top of all previous misdeeds YOU YOURSELF had commited, we're afraid that we'd still shut down the Krusty Krab anyway."
• Mr. Krabs, Spongebob, Patrick, Sandy, even Squidward, gasped, as did every patron present!
• Mr. Krabs: "CLOSE DOWN THE KRUSTY KRAB?! UNDER WHOSE AUTHORITY?!"
• Female Barracuda: "The new mayor. He's banning Krabby Patties."
• Spongebob was motionless as he had a sadden shocked face.....
• Spongebob: "...... (Wimpery) Banning Krabby Patties? (His face flushed in)....."
• Sandy: "Spongebob?"
• Spongebob: "(SCREAMS AS HIS FACE CAME BACK IN, THEN RUNS AWAY CRYING)?!"
• Patrick: "(Wimpers).... (BREAKS INTO CRYING TOO)!? PATRICK SAAAAAD?! (RUNS AS WELL AS BOTH SPONGEBOB AND PATRICK WERE RUNNING AROUND CRYING)?!"
• Mr. Krabs: "Duh, duh, WHY WOULD THAT BARNICLE HEAD OF A MAYOR DO THIS?!"

Chapter 3: An "Otterly" Bad Situation

Krusty Krab

• SpongeBob:... Well, this just happened. Did this just happen?
• Squidward: Yeah. So much for this being a change for the better. THIS is just being excessive.
• Sandy: Yep. This happened while we were gone? We GOTTA spend more time in our own worlds more often. I knew this place was idiotic, but now... I don't know what to think of it. On the bright side, people won't be as dumb as when I was arrested for public nudity.
• Squidward: Oh, um, how did that go?
• Sandy: HAH! I was let off with my own testimony.

Flashback

• Fish Prosecutor: Sandy Cheeks, you stand accused of public nudity. How do you plead?
• Sandy: Oh, I've gotta LOT to plead about. Starting off with, NOT GUILTY! EXHIBIT A! (She brings in the jar with Plankton in it as his eye cartoonishly melted from irritation) THIS is the reason for what I was doing. I was trying to get my pelt back because HE stole it.
• Jury Member #1:... Why didn't you just use your suit?
• Sandy: Because he stole my helmet and I had to use a coffee pitcher. My suit couldn't fit it.
• Fish Prosecutor: Well, there's other ways to cover yourself. This does not excuse your laziness to cover yourself.
• Sandy: Ohho. There's also another thing. How can I be blamed for public nudity, when many of the townspeople HERE were more indecently exposed than me? (They all realized as many of the background Bikini Bottomites weren't wearing certain types of clothing or even none at all)... I mean, holy cow! It's fine when YOU all are naked or half-naked, but NOT me? Yall can't punish me when YALL are just a buncha' big fat hypocrites.
• Fish Prosecutor: I, uh, IRRELEVANT!
• Sandy: Uh, no, it's COMPLETELY relevant!
• Fish Prosecutor: NO! There's mammals that-
• Judge: ORDER! Prosecutor, she speaks the truth. I now realize that we cannot dub her guilty because that would label us hypocrites.
• Sandy: Now, as for the REAL criminal, the one who STOLE MY FUR AND STARTED THIS!
• Plankton: I can't see! The irritation literally melted away my eye!! AND IT STILL HURTS!!! THANK GOODNESS FOR MY EXPERIMENTAL EYE REPAIR RAY OR THIS MIGHT BE PERMANENT?!
• Judge: "Well, for this, I believe the jury has no need to retire, for I hereby declare that Miss Cheeks is not to be declared guilty out of courtesy and acknowledgement of unfortunate circumstances. Mr Plankton, however, will be scheduled for his OWN trial soon."
• Plankton: ".... Can I at least call Karen to call me a Lawyer?"
• Judge: "One will be provided for you."
• Plankton: "Oh thank goodness, I-"
• Judge: "And it's Hammy Hammerhead."
• Plankton: "....."

Outside the Courtroom.

• Plankton was heard screaming in anguish!

Present

• Sandy: So, yeah, goes to show that the end of an episode AIN'T the true end.
• Squidward: As if putting me in some kind of defensive device isn't bad enough... Well... Huxley's laws have been a little... Well... Extreme.

Cutaway

• (Lloyd): And the fact that you said you were the most miserable person in Bikini Bottom! (Plays tape recorder)
• ((Squidward)): I'm the most miserable person in Bikini Bottom!
• Police Officer:... Why were you recording that in the first place?!
• Lloyd: "Evidence."
• Police Officer #2: And WHY would you need evidence, for such a random occasion like that?
• Police Officer #1: How would you have known it would happen? You're NOT psychic.
• Police Officer #2: That's right. If you ask me, you were recording it for ANOTHER reason.
• Lloyd: "Oh what up with the mistrust?"
• Police Officer #3: Oh, come on, you would've done the same. It's nature to suspect things that seem... Odd. And given the Ottaway Act, you might've put this person who has been dumped on his entire life, in some dirt. So you're under arrest. (They cuffed him)

Present

• Squidward: Though I would admit much of it was fine, it all got ruined when I was put in THIS!
• Sandy: "Well I guess that was Karma setting you straight for enjoying an authoritarian's uprising even if it happens to be somewhat beneficial in theory."

Material

(Cutaway Gag, Sandy: Oh, trust me! Despite his mean thoughts now, he still cares for SpongeBob. Otherwise, he'd be like...)

Squidward Has a Gun

(The Gag Returns, Guy: WE'LL SHOW YOU, OLD MAN!, Old Man:... Not this time!)

We'll Show You, Old Man! SFM

(Squidward: I can't believe I'm saying this, but...)

We Gotta Get Spongebob Back 2