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The HA accidentally stumbles upon a new isolated world called Amazollea, a giant alien rainforest planet which holds birds of many forms, and amazing Techno-Brazilian cities. The planet has sentient bird inhabitants and is a matriarchy. However, they hate men due to being a mistreated gender and have stepped up and overthrew all males into their former position, and this has grown into segregation, the matriarchal socity currently run by a Celestialbird named Lady Summershine, swore to keep the world a secret since she was used and ruined by a male. But the secret was found when a race of celestial godly-patterned parrot beings known as the Psitterians, another Teadr 1 race, has been in cryostasis and supposed extinction since a massive cataclysmic event left them to find sanctuary and left the world to recover since the Teadr 1 ages. In wanting to keep her matriarchal rule safe from a resurgence of male tyranny, she made it that the Psittersians cyrostatis chambers were made to keep them from waking up and from ruining it. However, her sister was kidnapped by a vengeful desendent of the slained male tyrant, Subservient Lord Mi'sogyny, a sexist spookbird, who planted false evidence to make it look like that Summershine's sister was murdered, but really was subugated into the same cryostatis as the Psitters to trick any wondering outsider to think that Summershine is an extremeist feminazi and a rampent male hater without real reason, which doesn't help that Summershine didn't exactly gave the males of the HA a generious welcome. Worse off, since Summershine was very curtious to the female HA members, the group is devided to genders as Mi'sog was able to malmitulate the male heroes with his silver tongue to organise a male revolt named "The Sausage Festival" to return things to the rule of the Patriarchy. Can the Lougers be the one to quell this would-be battle of the sexes, get the HA's head on straight, exposed Mi'sog as the doughe as he is, and bring proper peace between genders without ruining Summershine's rule, and above all, protect the Psitterians from being dragged into this gender politics madhouse?

Scenes.

Introduction to Summershine.

  • The HA were lead across to a beautiful uptiopian temple, as female citizens are seen in togas while enforcers are dressed like amazons, as they reached the throwne being sat apawn by an elegant and beautiful Celestialbird, dressed like something out of the Black Panther Movie, as her eyes were closed.
  • Female Andane: "Behold.... Our planet's ever eturnal matriarch..... Lady Summershine."
  • Lady Summershine got up and displayed her majestic wings.
  • Vancer: ".... Wow. Ain't she a pretty bird, am I right? (A feather blade swoosh passed Vancer as he yelped wimpfully!)....."
  • Lady Summershine walked down from the throwne, retriving her blade....
  • Lady Summershine: "(Points the blade angerly at Vancer).... Males, in my kingdom, are to be silent unless spoken to!"
  • Xandy: "Calm down, lady! He gave ya a compliment."
  • Lady Summershine: "He could've also reveiled the secrets of the universes itself, and if he didn't had permission, he is to remain silent until spoken to. All males, obeyed this."
  • Clifton: "Well, we're not exactly like other guys here, so- (Points the blade at him now) YIPE?!"
  • Lady Summershine: "When I say only when spoken to, I MEAN, DIRECTLY spoken to, male!"
  • Clifton: "Wait, does it have to be when your ACTSELLY talking to those of us that're guys, or-"
  • Lady Summershine: "Yes, or when we WANT your opinion to contribute in some fastion! Which you shouldn't expect to be TOO often."
  • Hawkens: "Ugh, I knew it. It's gonna be one of those HIGHLY liberal planets where girls have too much rights and- (Lady Summershine grabbed Hawkens by the neck and squeesed his throat) AAAAAAAGH?!"
  • Lady Summershine: "DO YOU MALES HAVE TROUBLES REMEMBERING YOUR PLACE?!"
  • Female Andane: "More accreately, my queen.... They're outsiders."
  • Lady Summershine: "..... Which explains, these rediculious costumes, or in some cases, lack there-of. (Looks at the female members) And, a severe lack of modesty."
  • Aurlena: "Modesty?! Lady, not alot of us are showing THAT much skin!"
  • Cloakblade: "I do believe they mean modesty in THEIR terms."
  • Aurlena looks at the toga-wearors and the amazonian troops....
  • Aurlena: "..... Oh. That, explains the toga party."
  • Summershine: "(SIghs unamused), They even TALK like outsiders. (Begins exsamining the female members) (Looks at Xandy's tail).... Clearly rodent in origin, (pulls off abit of fur, which freaks Xandy out).... (Bites onto the fur)..... Buildt to restained against water. Semi-Aquatic. Useful for water hunts. (Examines Magnum by the stinger).... Hmm, useful for ending pursuits. (Picks up Aurlena to get a good look)."
  • Aurlena: "WHOA, WHOA, EASY LADY?! I AIN'T A DOLL?!"
  • Summershine: "Feisty..... (Looks at Aurlena's hips).... But not much good at baring daughters beyond a member of her own spieces."
  • Aurlena: "WHAT'S THAT SUPPOSE TO- (Gets dropped)."
  • Stephenie: "Wait wait wait wait.... Madam, before we continue, I want to ask.... What is with the examining? (Summershine looks at her as well, examing)."
  • Summershine: ".... Diffently a breeder. (Realised she asked a question) Oh, alchourse my child, you asked a question. See, I am examining your potaintional use for our socity in Amazollea. You need to understand that no one ever leaves the planet apawn arrival, and I am seeing about what role better fits you."
  • Xandy: "Oh boy, another lost world that has a "Check-in, no checking out" policy, huh? Add THAT to the list!"
  • Samantha: "Listen, Lady Summershine, please understand that we have a life outside of this world."
  • Summershine: "Then coming here was a mistake that can't be reversed for this socity's safety. Your outsider socities would NEVER understand us. They would judge our way of life here."
  • Hudson: "Well, what's exactly wron- (Summershine looked angerly at him) AYYY?!"
  • Summershine: "..... THESE MALES YOU BROUGHT HERE HAVE NO DISAPLEANE?!"
  • Zarkill: "Annnnnd, as suppose to what they're SUPPOSE to be like, exactly?"
  • Summershine: ".... My apologies. I forget that these are outsiders I'm amongst. Servents, come forth! (Male Servents, in only swimsuit speedos and silly bowties, came up, ready to serve)..... These, are what males, are suppose to be like."
  • Clifton: ".... We're suppose to look like we came out of a male strip club?"
  • Summershine: "I MEANT NOT SOLELY THE LOOKS, MALE?! I mean.... Obedient. Attentive. Serving.... (Angerly) AND SILENT?! Unless, SPOKEN TO?!"
  • Hair-Web: ".... I am detecting notable patterns here."
  • Zosimo: "What's yer first clue, genius?"
  • Summershine: "Ugh..... The sooner the obediencers get to work on these men, the better!"
  • Xandy: "Listen, lady, I can tell you are obviously not familier with us. We're the Heroes Act."
  • Summershine: ".... You're, entertainers?"
  • Nanobyte: "MMM?! Knew people were gonna confuse us for an acting trope someday?!"
  • Summershine desided to not even respond to them anymore in figuring they're too disobedient at this point.
  • Syvar: ".... Oh what? No getting miffed at us for speaking out of terms?"
  • Summershine: "YOU ARE OBVIOUSLY DISOBEDIENT MALES, THEREFOR, UNWORTHY TO EVEN BE ACKNOWLEGED?!"
  • Chase: ".... So basicly, you're gonna ignor us now? Like, we're not even here? (Summershine turned back to the female HA)..... That silence, spoke louder then words."
  • Xandy: "AHEM! Anyway, Miss Summer, let me explain."
  • Summershine: "But alcourse. Explain more while we go to my royal garden. Vajayan! (The Female Andane saluted). Take the males to their sleeping arrangements. I'm having a ladies time out. (Summershine leads the female HA heroes away, while Vajayan is left with the males)...."
  • Vajayan: "It shall be done my queen.... (Gets more athoritive from the earlier nicer attatude) Okay ladies, round up the boys, get them to the sweatshop! (The Amazonian Guards surround the males!)"
  • Hudson: "Whoa whoa whoa wait! I need to be with Xandy! She's my babe!"
  • Vajayan: ".... Oh, I get it. You're the Squirl's mate, right? Weird, I figured it be the other Sea Squirl."
  • Clifton: "I'm, not actselly interested in members of the my own spieces. I was with the Stalik."
  • Vajayan: ".... Ugh, outsider socities, are so, weirdso!"
  • Zosimo: "And what's all this about a sweatshop? Are ya gonna make us create and/or wear unlisenced clothes?"
  • Vajayan: "Oh, don't worry, our "sweatshop" is VERY, unlike what you're thinking, male! When you're done, alot of you will be put to good use, and get great shapes!"
  • Ruther: "That, seems to suggest that we're not gonna like this too much."
  • Tollund: "Like it wasn't obvious, Commander Obvious?"
  • The enforcers began forcing the male heroes torwords a certain direction.
  • Peace-Mind: "I am sensing severe unrest in this world."
  • Vajayan: "That's not the only thing that won't be getting rest, male! And enjoy talking while you can! When you get an obediencer soon, you'll be trained to be muted until asked otherwise like your life depended on it! The only good male, is a male that talks when asked to!"
  • Syvar: ".... Well.... I predict that this gonna be one of the FUN planets!"

Enter Subservient Lord Mi'sogyny.

  • The Male Heroes arrived to a metrotropolis of steriotypical male stuff!
  • Zosimo: ".... Holy moly, it's like the steriotypes about how men work just throw up here!"
  • The Male Andane and his son were seen.
  • Male Andane: "Okie dookie, slowploes. Welcome, to Guysland!"
  • Clifton: "..... Guysland? THAT'S what your going with?"
  • Male Andane: "I know, I know, not the first name I would've gone with."
  • Andane son: "Dad, would you please?"
  • Male Andane: "Oh, sorry son. Now we're going to take you to our suprime ruler.... Of Guysland, anyway. Subservient Lord My'sogyny!"
  • Clifton: "(Stutters), Duh, duh, "My'sogyny", "MY'SOGYNY"?! That sounds like his name may as well had been "LORD MYSOGYNY"?! THE NAME OF THE TERM FOR DUDES THAT HATE WOMEN?!"
  • Andane Son: "Chillax, dude. That's just a name the girls give him. He only adopted it to be ironic. His real name is Myron S. Ogynyus."
  • Clifton: "..... NOT VERY HARD TO SEE HOW HE GOT THE NAME THOUGH?!"
  • Male Andane: "Aw, don't let the unfortunate implication of that he may hate woman worry you. He's actselly an awesome guy, AND MY BEST FRIEND?!"
  • Andane son: "(Quietly to the HA) Dad only thinks that because he's stupid and in denial."
  • Male Andane: "Now let's go see him!"
  • The group ran torwords the city!

At the centrol park.

  • Male Arrowbird: "(Sounding like Timmy's Dad) And now, to present your friend and mine.... SUBSERVIENT LORD MY'SOGYNY?!"
  • The group arrived as a Spookbird, simular to the Duke of Owls, arrived and flared his long cape about as he embraced the hurrahs and cheers!
  • My'Sogyny: "Thank you, thank you gentlemen.... And now, let's all take a moment, to celebrate another victory against women, BY OUR NATIONAL ANTHEM! Written by me, for Guyslands' nationality. BEGIN?!"
  • The Men began to sing, including the two Andanes as the Male HA heroes stare in bewilderment and confusion!
Great to be a guy

Great to be a guy.wmv

Relitively better verson.

  • Cliftion: "..... Well, guess guy steriotypes DID threw-up on this place and got alover these people."
  • Hudson: "That song, feels familier somehow, I just.... I can't really pin it."
  • Nanobyte: "The one time I wouldn't mind the Lougers' random out of context references."
  • My'Sogyny: "And now, my brothers. We welcome the newest additions to our manly town. The Male Portion of the, yet to be fully understood, Heroes Act..... I know, they sound like an acters trope, just roll with it."
  • Hair-Web: "And again, that weird conpairison is brought up."
  • Tyberious Jr.: "Ya know, this is why we've been abridged as the HA alot of times."
  • My'Sogyny: "I will have the honor of talking with our new brothers, personally, in my man cave. (The residence of the city cheered) Thank you, thank you, I'm flattered gentlemen, I'm flattered. (My'Sogyny's personal guards eschourt the Male Heroes Act Members have them follow My'Sogyny to a large Mountain as a cave mouth in the form of a smoke pipe was seen.)"

The Lougers Halt a LITTERAL Gender War.

  • Both armies of Summershine's forces and My'Sogyny's armies, with the devided Heroes Act fighting for each side by gender, both Summershine and My'Sogyny were both outside of their forces, the two several feet from eachother.
  • Summershine: "...... I am giving you one final chance to yeild and go back to your wretched kingdom."
  • My'Sogyny: "Sorry, but I promised my men an epic fight. And, I'm not much for false hype."
  • Summershine: ".... Then die in knowing that alittle smidge of obedience could've saved your life!"
  • Sumemrshine was about to declare the attack, as well as the wickedly smiling My'Sogyny, but just then, magic forcefields entrapped both armies before they could react, leaving Summershine and My'Sogyny without support.....
  • Summershine: "..... WHAT TRICK ARE YOU TRYING TO PULL?!"
  • My'Sogyny: "YOU'RE THE ONE WITH SOUCRESSES, SUMMER?! YOU TELL ME?!"
  • ???: "People, please calm down!"
  • The Lougers arrived with Gazelle.
  • Summershine: "Ugh, MORE outsiders?! I was sure that Amazollea isn't on outsider maps?!"
  • My'Sogyny: "(Laughs), Guess you're not as good at censoring the world out as you thought!"
  • Vajayan, Cosmotis and Cosmotis Jr. Showed up.
  • Vajayan: "Actselly, my leige, they came here because Gazelle predicted that their HA friends were in trouble. Along with that, this world was a victim of a conspiracty, by My'Sogyny!"
  • My'Sogyny began to become worried, as all male and females became curious.
  • Cosmotis: "(With a determined, no longer deluded face).... Summershine didn't kill her sister to keep the pretty bird people of the planet a secret. She was actselly stuck in the same ice beds as them to make Summershine look like a mad tyrant, when really..... Well, honestly, she's still a jerk with her man-hate, but-"
  • Vajayan: "AHEM! What my long lost husband means, is that..... Lady Summer..... Your sister still lives. She wasn't killed by Cosmotis at all. I mean, come on, he's too stupid for murder, I mean, look at him. (Cosmotis started to scat the circus theme song in distration)..... Does that look like a compedent killer to you? Nevermind being capable to try and frame you as a monster. it was ALL My'Sogyny's doing!"
  • Summershine had realised that her sister was alive all this time, as she looked angerly at My'Sogyny who was sweating like a madman, as the males were betrayed and bewildered, while the females were given glad revelations that justice had been made!
  • Summershine: "...... You tried to brand me, as a sibling-killing monster?!"
  • My'Sogyny: "(Nerviously laughs).... All's fair in love and war? (Chuckles unconfidently)?....... Oh who am I kidding? THERE'S STILL THE KEEPING OF A TEADR 1 RACE TRAPPED?! That has to matter to something?!"
  • Summershine's sister came forth with a speargun, shooting at My'Sogyny's direction, scaring him as he screamed shrilly, even though the spear was intentionally made to missed.
  • Sumershine's sister: "..... That was only because she was afraid that the Psitters would not understand her blight. What she did, was only to protect our sisters from the return of your tyrannical patriarchy of your ansister, My'Sogyny, espeically since your ansister has mistreated my sister to beyond cruel degrees!"
  • The Male Army began to lose their faith in My'Sogyny, while the Male HA Heroes realised their mistake.
  • Clifton: "..... I KNEW I SHOULDN'T'VE TRUSTED A DUDE NAMED AFTER A PLAY ON MYSOGYNY?!"
  • Icky: "So in the end, fatass.... You tried to make a victim of your ansister's shit, into a monster, so you can turn women into bitches again?!"
  • Gazelle: "AND TRIED TO DRAG AN ENTIRE TEADR 1 RACE INTO THIS AS WELL?!"
  • My'Sogyny: ".... (Nerviously laughs)...... Okay, I'm not afraid to admit that..... MAYBE I tried just, abit too hard, I uh.... (Tries to make a run for it!)"
  • Gazelle freed both armies as the once again reunited HA Charged forth, as combined members managed to capture My'Sogyny and started to kick his ass!
  • Hair-Web: "THIS IS FOR LYING TO US?!"
  • Zosimo: "THIS IS FOR TRYING TO RUIN AN ABUSE VICTIM'S LIFE?!"
  • Clifton: "THIS IS FOR TURNING OUT TO BE AN OBVIOUS BAD GUY AFTER ALL?!"
  • Xandy: "AND THIS FOR.... WELL FRANKLY, YOU JUST SUCK AS A PERSON?!"
  • My'Sogyny: "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH?!"

Later....

  • My'Sogyny was locked up in a bird cage as both genders began to build up an entirely new city for both to share.
  • Summershine: ".... While Summer Captail and Guysland shall remain their own cities, a new city shall be made to prove our unity has returned, and forgivesness has been made possable.... Equiltopia shall forever remind us of our need to work togather out of everything..... (Turns to the heroes)..... I have you outsiders to thank for it. You cured me of my ingrained hatred of men, and recovered my sister. I don't know how to repay you."
  • Icky: "Well, maybe not leaving a Teadr 1 race in a freeze-sleep is a step to the right direction. Cause, there's kinda this law that they have to be help out of binds and stuff."
  • Summershine's sister: "..... Sister, I know your afraid that the Psitters might not support you for what you had done, but I'm sure we can work something out with them."
  • Summershine: ".... It's an agreement that I'll meet. But, you must promise me they are kept from undoing my rule. The Psitters believed in a perfect harmony of genders, and..... They would not pardon my previous discontent with them."
  • Gazelle: ".... Don't worry. We'll talk to them about turning the other cheek for you. We'll tell them of your reasons and get them to realise that you had no illwills."
  • Summershine: "..... Then it is agreed apawned..... And, to all males of the group..... I apologiesed for my behavior."
  • Clifton: ".... Look, after learning that you were actselly treated poorly by Myron's ansister, I can honestly see why you were so mad at dudes. If anything.... We kinda have to thank you for making us be glad that we're not as bad as Myron. So glad, that I have an even greater respect for women. (Hugs Samantha)."
  • Hudson: "And it makes me appresiate my time with Xandy, (The two embraced eachother), even more."
  • Zosimo: "Well, it's pretty much the same with all of us. And don't worry about Myron. He now earns a nice, long, AND COLD, stay in Oranos for his un-gentlemently actions."
  • Icky: "Hey take it easy, everyone, we're starting to sound like extreme liberal propaganda here...."
  • Everyone bursted into laughing!
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