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Blood is Thicker than Water, and Apparently Gets You in Trouble is the 23rd Episode of the 2nd Season of the SpongeBob and Friends Adventures Chronicles series. After years of being delayed due to several villain attactivites, it is finally the day of Kevin's trail for his attempt to make Equestria into a civilized 21st century society (Even though it was all Cobra's fault), and is looking at a life sentence. Crane, worried for his life, decides to do something about this by secretly disguising himself as Harvy Wadder, Crane Attorney at Law (And suddenly learned about being a lawyer in less than a few minutes). But things will go downhill for him when he discovers that this court martial is tougher than they expected when Senator Tricorn who is still wanting to satisfy her justice seeking graving since after the 4th of July affair with you-know-who appears with a nearly unbeatable robot named Prosecution Brain-Pod, which has proven too tough for even Crane to handle. Could Tricorn and her little prosecution toy be the undoing of Crane's efforts to save Kevin's tail feathers?

Transcript

The People's Court 1981-1993 theme music

The People's Court 1981-1993 theme music

Intro Theme

Intro (The People's Court)

Chapter 1: Judgement Day For Kevin

During the events of For Whom the Junjie Bell Tolls.

  • Kevin is seen struming his gitair and relaxing!
  • Kevin: "Na, na, nananana, dah nanananananana! Hey! Oh man, my appearent career as a rock-star-rapper thing is swinging!"
  • A knock-knock is heard.
  • Kevin: "Oh right, I got me some fanos!"
  • Kevin opens it, to see Captain Gantu.
  • Kevin: "Oh hey. I didn't know aliens are a fan of my work. Or are you here to get the Grand Council Woman an authograth?"
  • Gantu: "Actselly, Kevin.... It's time."
  • Kevin: "Uh, time?"
  • Gantu: "The time for your fate to be desided has come. Tri-corn is no longer letting villain attacks delay it any longer. It's time you are judged before the grand council woman Vainiana herself."
  • Kevin: ".... Oh.... Well..... I was, wondering why that darn little court-date took so long. I haven't really thought about the mess in equestia since..... Late 2012, ish? Man, remember when everyone thought that mayen propitcy was legit? HA! Aw man, who knows how many people lost it during December 21? It certainly made chrismas complincated at the time, now did it?"
  • Gantu: "..... I am not here to talk about false alerm doomsdays, I am here to do my job and have you escourted to court."
  • Kevin: "Look, I explained it time and time again, It wasn't my fault, That asshole Mang Cobra malmitulated me and-"
  • Gantu: "THAT is what the Grand Council is trying to deside! Now please come quietly, or do you have to try to justify resisting arrest?"
  • Kevin: ".... Aw man, I wish I still had the company lawyers."

Galactic Fed penitentry, mid-late during the last episode.

  • Kevin is in a cell.
  • A galactic trooper: "This is only until the court is ready. Your lawyer is coming soon.
  • He left, as Hammy Hammerhead from When Turkeys Revolt appeared.
  • Hammy Hammerhead: "HEY THERE, HI THERE, HO-THERE!? The name's Hammy Hammerhead! Lawyering's the game, and I am litterally, a shark in the business! I never lost a case once?!"
  • Kevin: "Wait... Didn't you used to be Mr. Knife's lawyer?"
  • Hammy: "Uh....."

Flashback.

  • Hammy: "Don't worry Knife, we got this in the bag! There's no way the judge, even dispite being Missus Gaz's uncle, is gonna faver turkeys over an honest business man. Er, Coyate."
  • Mr. Knife: Oh, I hope so. I won't last 10 days in prison.
  • Hammy: Don't you worry. It'll all be fine. We'll win this case in 10 minutes tops.

Later...

  • Judge Gaz: GUILTY AS CHARGED!!!
  • Mr. Knife: HAMMY! YOU SAID YOU HAVE THIS COVERED!?
  • Hammy Hammerhead:.... I..... Lost a case?....... NNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHAHAHOOOOO?!

Present

  • Hammy:...Well, yeah, I might've lost the previous case, but all the others, I NEVER failed.
  • Kevin: Yeah, THAT'S what worries me. What prosecutor am I up against?
  • Hammy: Well, let's see...(Checks some notes)...You're going up against...Prosecution Brain-Pod? No..... No.... NOOOOO!? SHE DID NOT JUST SEND HIM!!! PBP IS A NIGHTMARE!!! HE'S NEVER LOST A SINGLE CASE!!! OKAY, SENATOR TRICORN ISN'T BEING FAIR RIGHT NOW!!! I DEMAND A MUCH MORE FAIR PROSECUTOR!!!
  • Kevin: Hammy, you have GOT to win this case. Who knows what Senator Tricorn will do to me?!?
  • Hammy gulped.
  • Hammy: "Uh, don't worry kid, I got this in the bag! I mean, I'm sure your just here cause of a tax evadion fruad, right?"
  • Kevin: "....... I was corrupted by the villain leage into turning Equestia into a polluted 21st centery world and had Celestia locked in her own donguin."
  • Hammy: "......... Oh....... Ya know, Villain Leage involvement is very hard to justify, even more, then my last client who was rather abusive to turkeys."
  • Kevin: "How hard is it?"
  • Hammy: "Wanna know what happened to the LAST guy who helped the Villain Leage, Dr. Marz?"
  • Kevin: "What happened?"
  • Hammy: "He's enjoying a nice, isolated stay in Prison 42... Life sentence."
  • Kevin: "(Gulp.)"
  • Hammy: "But I ensure you kid, your in good hands. Er, fins, I means.
  • Kevin: "D'oh, what choice do I have? What's your price?"
  • Hammy: "A zillion bucks."
  • Kevin: "JUMPING FUCKASAURUS?! SERIOUSLY?!"
  • Hammy: "Hey, that's no problem for an ex-CEO of a company! Just ask your now-n-charge girlfirend to handle the payment, and leave the rest, to me."
  • Kevin: "Doloris? Ok, uh, your gonna have to call for me. I'm not allowed to use the phone after once, so, here's her company phone number."
  • Hammy takes it and dials her phone number.

Doloris's desk.

  • Doloris: "Ah.... It's great to be on top...."
  • Doloris sighed sadly.
  • Doloris: "But I do miss Kevin.... I.... I may've had, some feelings for him....."
  • Her phone rang.
  • Doloris: "Kevin?"
  • Doloris picked up!
  • Doloris: "Kevin, did you called cause you missed me?!"
  • Hammy's voice: "Uh, actselly, I'm his defending lawyer, Hammy Hammerhead."
  • Doloris: "Defending Lawyer?"
  • Hammy's Voice: "Yeah, you see, he's in a bit of a scrape concerning that 21 centery equestia mess, and that villain leage bis, and, the imfamou PBP is involved, and, I'm pretty much the only friend he has."
  • Doloris gasps!
  • Doloris: "OH NO! Please, I'll, I'll be more then glad to be a character witness and try to justify everything! I really care for Kevin, please, let me help!"
  • Hammy's voice: "Wow, already I have a witness willing to speak for us! I, am, good! Anyway, I'll be more then glad to help him, in exchange for, uh, a zillion dollars."
  • Doloris: "WHAT?! THE COMPANY WILL GO BANKRUPT?!"
  • Hammy's voice: "(Sarcasticly) Oh, I'm sorry. I didn't realise a currently unrekinised renewable reshorce company is more impourent then someone you practicly cared for like a potainional soul mate. My mistake. I'll just hang up and resume my business, and be on my way, and-"
  • Doloris started to cry.
  • Doloris: "OK! OK! I'll give you the money! Just, please help him! I cared for him for all my life! I don't know what I would do?!"
  • Hammy's voice: "(Mocking tone): Aw there poor baby, now was that so hard? (Laughs, normal voice) Your boyfirend's in good hands."
  • The phone hung up.
  • Doloris dropped into her desk and cried.

The Pentipentry.

  • Kevin: "WHAT DID YOU DO TO DOLORIS?! I BETTER HAD NOT JUST HEARD HER CRY?!"
  • Hammy: "Oh relax, I got my payment, and a character witness for ya. It's a win for both of us. And pal, trust me, that sentient trash can, doesn't stand a chance."
  • Kevin: "..... I hope your right, Ham."
  • Hammy: "Buddy, I'm always right. I am, a shark, at being a lawyer."
  • A familer scream was heard!
  • Hammy: "The hell is that!?"
  • Kevin: "..... Crane?"

Chapter 2: Crane Takes Matters In His Own Wings

Dragon Guardian Temple, after the previous episode ended.

  • Crane: (Continues screaming after the last episode)
  • Tigress: CRANE, STOP IT!!!
  • Crane: THEY'RE GONNA LOCK UP MY BROTHER AND NEVER LET HIM OUT?! WHAT AM I GONNA SAY TO MOTHER AND UNCLE JOE?!
  • Mr. Krabs: Relax, Crane, it's no big deal. He'll go through it and be acquitted with no problem. Everything will be fine.
  • Sandy: Yeah, court cases don't usually end with people being judged guilty if they're misguided. That's how every other court case in the past went through.
  • Shifu: Exactly. Nothing can possibly go wrong with that case.
  • Icky: GUYS, YOU MIGHT WANNA SEE THIS!!! (Everyone goes into another room, and on the TV screen, they see the news)
  • Scorch Scorchington: Good evening, I'm Scorch Scorchington. Our top story, Senator Tricorn has finally decided that the case against Qu Dan, aka Kevin Longbill, a Chinese business crane who previously attempted to conquer Equestria to turn it into a 21st century society, is ready to begin after being postponed due to years of villain attacks. Tricorn claims that she has someone who's willing to help out in the case.
  • Senator Tricorn: Thank you, Scorch. You see, I have no doubt that Kevin shall pay for his wrongdoings on Equestria. I have hired my most successful attorney at law, Prosecution Brain-Pod, to take care of everything. (Shows Prosecution Brain-Pod, which is a 2-armed Dolak-like robot with a brain pod, 2 robotic eyes, and a robotic speaker mouth)
  • PDP: (In a Steven Hawking-like voice) It is an honor to be prosecuting in this case, Senator Tricorn. I shall make sure that this guy pays through the beak for his crimes. (Crane watches horribly) Nobody has ever defeated me before. Surely Kevin can't think he can defend himself against the awesome power of artificially-intelligent justice. When this ends, he may want to consider turning a cell into his new home. Thank you.
  • Crane: "...... Oh no!"
  • Icky: "Uh, since when did Tri-Corn knew a delak impersonator?"
  • Spyro: Icky, do you have ANY idea who that 'Delak impersonator' is?
  • Icky: No. Is he just one of Zurg's brain-pods who was punished after screwing up?
  • Sparx: He doesn't even look like one of them, dumbass!
  • Cynder: That's the Prosecution Brain-Pod, Senator Tricorn's most successful lawyer. He was programmed for one purpose, and one purpose only: To win cases. Nobody has ever defeated him, he's too intelligent. In fact, people say he's just TOO perfect.
  • Lola: Then we've gotta do something!
  • Spyro: What CAN we do? I've seen PBP in cases before, and he's won every single one. I'm pretty sure THIS case will be no exception.
  • Crane: I can't BELIEVE you guys are doubting yourselves like this. We've beaten impossible odds before. Heck, we've even beaten robots, too! So what if this bucket of bolts is considered unstoppable? Nothing's unstoppable, and you know it!
  • Donkey: Now hold on there, long-legs! You're forgetting how much power that Senator Tricorn and the Galactic Federation have?
  • Shifu: Yes. We only stopped Tricorn's wrongdoings out of luck. There's no chance we'll have any in this case.
  • Crane: Well, I'm not giving up. I'm not just gonna stand and watch as that robot know-it-all just sends my brother to jail forever all because of Lord Cobra's involvement. I'm going to help him, whether they want me or not.
  • Brandy: Are you insane?!? They'll lock you up in Prison 42! Do you know that it's against the rules to meddle in a court?
  • Crane: "Well, I am not gonna let my brother down in his time of need! I am not gonna let him get punished because Mang desided to be a doofus with him. He's my brother, and I'm gonna help him! So Tri-Corn can go suck my bird reproductive organs?!"
  • Crane ran off!
  • Icky: "..... Wow.......... Who wants to bet Crane is gonna end up getting Tri-Corn more pissed at us then already?"
  • Private: Well, guys, I think he's right. I think we SHOULD help. It would be right to help out a family member of a dear Shell Lodger.
  • Skipper: I agree.
  • Private: Wow, I thought you were gonna put that in one of the Naïve Files. You've got a whole lot of them.
  • Skipper: Well, for once, I'm not one to stand and let one of our own Lodgers go crying their butts off. Especially since Kowalski's antics over Doris.
  • Kowalski: We're both back together, remember?
  • Skipper: Yes, but before that, you were bunked out for 6 months, and we had to clean up your own bodily fluids. (Both Rico and Private shiver in disgust) Regardless, we have to help.
  • Tigress: I don't know. It might be pretty risky for us to help Crane. We might be punished for it.
  • Skipper: Punishment schmunishment! Anything's better than having a crane sobbing his ass off over a family member. Now, who's with me? (After a pause, everyone raises their hands, or any other appendages) That's what I like to see. Now, let's get started.

Dragon Temple, Crane's Room

  • Crane: (Looking at video tapes on his TV showing PBP's 5 last victories over court cases, as his beak hangs open and he's struck in disbelief)...
  • Judge: GUILTY AS CHARGED!!!
  • PBP: Yes, you suck, I rule. Who da' robot, who da' robot, who da' robot, who da' ro--(Crane turns off the TV)
  • Crane: (Breaths heavily) I gotta get my thoughts together! I mean, those five guys were one thing. I mean, they were legit villains. Rabbit Pulveriser? Yeah, totally sounds like your firendly neighborhood carrot salesmen. Sockman The terrorable? Tch, obviously he stolen socks! Dr. Madman? Clishe mad scienctist in the his house! Junkman Doom? Yeah, a name like that in court is hard to justify! Witch Fish? Pfff! The warts certainly helped even less! I know Kevin is much more justifyable then those creeps! My bro certainly doesn't, kill random rabbits, steal socks, commit horrorable exspeariments, has an army of Junkmonsters, or turns people into tadpoles, not like those losers! I mean, being corrupted by a abominable warlock cobra is a very justifyable excuse to nearly congure an entire planet.... Right?
  • Crane gulped.
  • Crane: "I need to help Kevin irreguardless! But how? It's not like I can suddenly become a lawyer in less then 20 minutes or something!"
  • Crane suddenly sees a book.
  • Crane: "Oh hey, it's that libary book I borrowed from Twilight and forgotten to returned."
  • Crane picks it up.
  • Crane: ""How to suddenly become a lawyer in less then 20 minutes or something."? Wow, I seemed to have this since.... August 2012?! Aw nuts! Twilight is very sensitive about over-due books! I got to be able too..... Wait......... Was the title........ "How to suddenly become a lawyer in less then 20 minutes or something."......"
  • Crane suddenly gave a dark smile.
  • Crane: "I'm sure uh, Twily won't mind if this book is delayed for, awhile longer."
  • Crane started to read the book!
  • Crane: "Wow, this is filled with so many lawyering secrets! Ohh, juries are suckers for sob stories for defence! That most of the time works! Ohh, a debunked myth about not all lawyers being sharks! Interesting! The best suits for lawyers? Best stores to buy lawyer suits.... Men's werehouse, Big and Tall, Suit Empire, Lawsuits Emporuom, the Shark tank of suits, Foremen Mills, Suits for birds."
  • Crane was reading it like an obcessed nerd over a comic!

Suits for birds.

  • Crane was seen still reading the book while shopping for suits.
  • Crane: "The best combo for Crane lawyers....... A blue tie, the business kind, bowties can't be taken seriously. (Grabs the blye tie) A white formal shirt (Grabs shirt) a black suit with line stripes (grabs that) those traditional black and white shoes (grabs them) businessy sunglasses (grabs them) and most impourently, a brief case (grabs them). Just keep in mind that these are a pricey combo and the combo is imfamous for being pricey. Expect your wallet to lose serious wait..... Oh no..... Unless if it's June, then there should be a generious sale for these items and more down to nearly 90%, so if your not exactly a rich guy, your in luck if your buying things in june."
  • Crane checks the calender.
  • Crane: "June 2nd...... Yes! Then these shouldn't be THAT expensive!"
  • At the cashier.
  • Crane: "I'll buy these in cash. Just put it under for the name of on of my rich friends, Mr. Krabs."
  • Cashier: "But alchorse, sir. I see you bought the lawyer crane combo. Have you recently passed Lawyer school?"
  • Crane: "(Shocked face) Laywer shcool?"
  • Cashier: "Well, it's a legal way for you prosicute and/or defend people in court. Surely judging by the suit and your book that you came from lawyer shcool."
  • Crane: "Uh.... Sure.... Best memories I had. I mean, what could possability be the worse thing that could happen if, hypathicly alchorse, if I just bought this stuff so I can pose myself as a lawyer to help out someone close to me accused of a crime he didn't mean to commit?"
  • Cashier: "Well surely you read the book about the "Impersonating Lawyer Law" in the book, did you."
  • Crane: "Uh, alchorse I did! In fact, I'll read it outloud to you just so show you how much I learned from..... The Law Shcool of.... Totesoreal."
  • Cashier: "Totesoreal? Is that a new shcool?"
  • Crane: "It's not a very famous shcool, I know!"
  • Crane looks up the book nerviously!
  • Crane: "The Impersonation law! Here it is! If you ever impersonate a lawyer, it will be rekindise as a volation of court conduct, will be reckindised as aiding and abeting a criminal, and you would be sentenced to... Life Imprisonment in.... Prison..... (Squeaky voice) 42..... (HONK)!?"
  • Cashier: "Uh..... Are you ok sir?"
  • Crane: I just...need the...clothes, here's the credit card! (The clothes get purchased) Oh, life imprisonment, THE DRAMA!!! (Walks away dizzily shocked) Life impri...impri...Ohh, impri...GOD!!!

Later...

  • Crane: Oh, great Beijing Province, this is gonna be riskier than I thought. What was I thinking trying to impersonate a lawyer? How could I be so oblivious to a crime that Patrick nearly got himself punished for when SpongeBob was sick? Impersonation! Dear God, am I in trouble!
  • ???: (Knocks on door) Crane, is everything okay in there?
  • Crane: Uh, yeah, of course. (Chuckles, and then hides everything) Come on in. (The Shell Lodgers come in)
  • Spyro: You still trying to figure out how to save your brother from the life sentence?
  • Crane: Uh, yeah. Why wouldn't I be?
  • Shifu: Well, considering I have really good hearing, I thought I overheard that you were talking about impersonation.
  • SpongeBob: Oh, yeah. Patrick nearly got himself arrested for that the time I had the Suds. The penalty for him was not pretty. Also there was that time that Squidward was arrested for impersonating Squilliam Fancyson. He was facing a 1-week sentence to being Squilliam's assistant.
  • Squidward: "The humiliation..... THE HUMILIATION!? Squilliam was a MONSTER?!"
  • Icky: "Oh how bad could he had been?"
  • Squidward: He was my arch-rival from my high-school band class who made millions doing what I wish I could do. I was mistaken for Squilliam one night and I decided to take the time to teach his music class. The cops forced me to be his assistant for a week, or I would be sent to jail. THAT BIG BASTARD!!!
  • SpongeBob: Well, it's kind of your fault for posing as him in the first place.
  • Squidward: Do NOT remind me!
  • Crane: "So uh, what are you guys doing here?"
  • Spyro: We decided we should help you out with this case.
  • Crane: Really?
  • Icky: Yeah, we can't have you being miserable for the rest of your life knowing that your brother is sentenced to jail forever.
  • Tai: If there's a chance we'll get caught, we'll take the punishment.
  • Crane:...Well, that's very nice of you guys.
  • Shifu: Now, about this impersonation thing, are you aware of the consequences that might happen if you get caught?
  • Icky: You know as well as we do that impersonation is against the law.
  • Mantis: Tricorn will have you sent to Prison 42 forever if she catches you.
  • Crane: Well, guys, what choice do I have? PBP is gonna beat whatever lawyer Kevin has like he and/or she was just a little child whining for ice cream. He needs a lawyer that is over-the-top strategic. Not as good as PBP, but good enough to beat him. And as a Shell Lodger, I think it has to be me. If I get caught, and get sentenced to life imprisonment, then I don't care if it means doing what's right.
  • Shifu: Well, I guess we can't stop you. But keep in mind that if you get caught, we cannot be of help to you. Tri-Corn would not be found if we "misfited soft-hearts" conspirised against her again. She's not exactly, strongly fond of us not allowing her to punish beings as she sees fit.
  • Crane: I understand, Master.
  • Bagheera: So, what undercover name are you gonna choose?
  • Crane: I'm gonna choose the name 'Harvy Wadder', Attorney at Law. Also, I've got to be careful with this identity because this is not a real lawyer. If anybody gets word that such a lawyer doesn't exist, there's a good possibility that I'll get caught. That's what I need you guys for.
  • Mr. Krabs:...You want us to make sure everyone is aware that 'Harvey Wadder' is a real lawyer?
  • Crane: If it means keeping my identity a secret, then yes.
  • Banzai: And how do you suppose we do that, pal, huh?
  • Crane: "Well, firstly, you'll have to make a Crane clone! That way, if Tri-Corn is on the verge of getting suspicious and comes to you guys, she'll see the duplicate and just assumes her half-robot brain is misfiring again."
  • Kolwalski: "You have me to handle that! But first!"
  • Kolwalski rips off a feather from Crane who yapped!
  • Kolwalski: "A small sample never hurts."
  • Crane: "Speak, for, yourself! Anyway, We also need help to make "Totesoreal" a real lawyer's shcool."
  • Spongebob: "I GOT IT COVERED! I know an old friend from the Nicktoons United game with "speical" friends that can help you with that!"
  • Icky: "Well, you still have ONE problem! The sap who's Kevin's lawyer is Hammy Hammerhead, A.K.A., the lawyer who was a company one for Mr. Knife, but thanks to us, he's a freelancer now. Once he knows Kevin's former company is gonna pay oodles of cash to help him, he's never gonna leave! How are we gonna replace Hammy with "Harvy"?"
  • Crane: Simple. How much will they be paying?
  • Icky: They're paying, and thy quote, "A zillion dollars".
  • Mushu: Are you kiddin', that could wipe the company out like a tidal wave.
  • Crane: EXACTLY!!! That we can use. I think I can handle the rest. I just need a favor from a few police officers...

Hammy's Office

  • Officer Axle: You tried to get a company bankrupt by charging it's entire supply for a court case!
  • Hammy: Wha--how did you know?!?
  • Officer Ducker: We're cops, dumbass! We know EVERYTHING!
  • Chief Bullington: The Shell Lodge Squad informed us about the situation, and we can't help but charge you for attempted bankruptcy of another company.
  • Hammy: But--
  • Officer Axle: NO 'BUTS'! (Zaps Hammy down) You're under arrest. You have the right to remain silent, and blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, all that legal mumbo jumbo! I'd say you have a right to an aterny, but since your already one, you can always try to help yourself.
  • Chief Bullington: We'll have HIS court case after Kevin's court case.
  • Hammy: But who's gonna testify for Kevin?!?
  • Chief Bullington: The Lodge has already hired a replacement to fill the job. The guy claims to be very good at doing his job.
  • Hammy: Great! As if my day couldn't get any worse. (Gets escorted into a police car, which drives away)
  • Chief Bullington: (On radio) We've got the whole thing taken care of, SpongeBob. Thanks for reporting this.

Dragon Temple

  • SpongeBob: Thank you, Chief. We'll send the replacement soon. (Hangs up) They did it, gang!
  • Icky: "Ok, is "Harvy" ready now?"
  • Crane's voice: "He will once he figures out how to tie his shoes! Sort've a side-effect of spending your entire life not wearing shoes!"
  • Spongebob: "Want me to help you with that Crane? I know alot about tieing shoes!"
  • Crane: OH, FOR GOD'S SAKE, IS THIS REALLY THE TIME FOR A SONG?!?
  • SpongeBob: What made you think I was gonna--Oh. Well, I was gonna.
  • Crane: Just get in here and help me with these shoes.
  • SpongeBob: Okay, okay, don't get your feathers in a bunch. (Enters)

Kevin's Cell

  • Chief Bullington: (Enters the room while Kevin looks at him) Kevin Longbill?
  • Kevin: Oh, please, are you here to say false stuff about me, because the trial isn't until tomorrow.
  • Chief Bullington: Well, we just wanted to let you know that your lawyer was recently arrested for trying to bankrupt a company by charging it for this case.
  • Kevin: HAH! That oughtta teach him not to mess with MY old business AND Doloris. But wait, who's gonna be my lawyer of defence now?
  • ???: I shall do it. (Crane appears in his lawyer disguise)
  • Kevin:... Say, haven't I seen you somewhere before?
  • Crane: Doubt it. I'm your new lawyer, Harvy Buford Wadder, Crane Attorney at Law. The best of the best of the best in criminal justice. I've earned a degree from Totesoreal lawyer school, and won over 25 court cases. And I can assure you, I won't charge a single penny like, at all, making sure people have their facts straight is my own reward for this case. You can bet your tail feathers that we shall win this case with our eyes shut.
  • Kevin:... Well, that's nice. Well, it should be fair to warn you, we're up against a real pro here! He's. beyond pro! He's like, a machanical demi-god! PBP is not a pushover! And I really hope you work well under pressure! Espeically since that thing, has a brain of Tri-corn's Lawyer ansister Law-Corn!
  • Crane: "Tri-Corn had a Lawyer ansister?"
  • Kevin: "Uh, yeah! Law-Corn was very imfamous for his prosicution cases! Let's just say, his one case against an imfamous Element criminal ended badly for him."
  • Crane: "Well, The court will be in sesson soon. Do you have any people willing to speak for you?"
  • Kevin: "Well, Hammy was able to get Doloris to help, but, I am not sure if she's still crying her eyes out. That A-hole was, awful to her! I, I don't even want to talk about it! I can respect that lawyers are amoral, but, have a sense of decenty at least bro!"
  • Crane: "I see. Well, I'm worried if she is sensitive to a jerk shark lawyer, she might not last long against PBP."
  • Kevin: "I know, but that trashcan has already got Oilspill, my own mother, the current emperor of the aliens I had stolen power from, and even Princess Celestia-"
  • Crane: "PRINCESS CELESTIA?!"
  • Kevin: "Well.... Uh.... Yeah..... She's here cause it concerns Equestia, and she was a victim of the mess. I seriously need your help with her, cause PBP could twist her into hating me, as well as mother, and make the Emperor and Oilspill hate me even more, concidering they already don't like me cause I was such an Idiot to them! I mean, I robbed engry from the Emperor's people, and I may've, gotten carried away on Oilspill on when I had planned to find renewable reshorces and place him out of business."
  • Crane thinks: "Oh no! Mother and Celestia is here! Mother is sure to rekindise me and Celestia can sense lies! They're gonna unintentionally make it worse and get me and Kevin locked up! And seriously, what relivence does the Sloggians Emperor and Mr. Oilspill have to Equestia!? Wait! What if the mess with the Sloggians is to be used as means to prove Kevin was evil BEFORE the corruption, and the threat on Oilspill to further cement it! That, clever, talking, TRASH CAN!?"
  • Kevin: "Uh, you ok?"
  • Crane: "I'll.... Be right back.... I need to.... Use that bathroom."
  • Crane ran for it with a confused Kevin looking on!

Bathroom.

  • Crane opens his brief case and gets out his communitcater!
  • Crane: "Lougers, we have an emergency! The PBP has brought out some serious robes against my brother!?"
  • Lord Shen's voice: "How serious?"
  • Crane: Uh, Celestia, my mother, Oilspill, and the Sloggian Emperor are here to prosecute in the case. Celestia can sense truth and lies, my mother will surely recognize me, and Oilspill and the Sloggian Emperor will only make things more complicated for us because Kevin wronged them in the past. We have to find a way past them, or we'll NEVER win this case.
  • Lord Shen: ARE YOU F*****G SERIOUS?!? THAT DIABOLICAL STEVEN-HAWKING-TALKING TRASH CAN!!! He really IS too perfect!
  • Crane: What're we gonna do?
  • Patrick: I know. Walk to Celestia and Crane's mother, and tell them not to spill anything.
  • SpongeBob:... Patrick, that's a terrible idea.
  • Patrick: "Sorry...."
  • Lord Shen: "Worry not. Celestia will surely figure that your just being a good sibling and protecting Kevin. She of all people understands that very much, and will surely convince your mother to keep it to herself."
  • Crane: ".... (Sighs in relief) I knew I can always count on Celly knowing and understanding sibling dillemmas.... But what about the Emperor and Oilspill? Thanks to Kevin's bad mistakes with them, PBP is gonna have the jury become putty in his hands!"
  • Icky: "Then convince the Grand Council Woman they ain't relivent to the case concerning Equestia."
  • Crane: "But they're here to proof that Kevin was dark even before Mang came to him!"
  • Shifu: "Fear not Crane, we'll have Chi Fu send out a Request to the Grand Council Woman that Oilspill and The Sloggian emperor have nothing of concern for the Equestian mess. Remember, The Galactic Federation is about rules, and she'll reckindised that the Sloggian Emperor and Oilspill have nothing of relivence to what happened in Equestia."
  • Crane: "Ok, but please hurry! The Court starts soon!"
  • Po: We'll get right on it, Crane!

Chapter 3: The Prosecution Brain-Pod

Senator Tricorn's Office

  • PBP: This will be fun, Senator. I finally get the guilty pleasure of busting another nasty criminal. I have no doubt that I will win this case, and with those Shell Lodgers forbidden to interfere, this case will be a piece of cake.
  • Senator Tri-Corn: "Not to mention I'll get some personal payback on that idiot Kevin for being the reason I ended up becoming half cyborg in the first place!"
  • PBP: "... Isn't that tecnecly your own fault for disturbing that Giant Acid Spitting Cobra nest?"
  • Senator Tri-Corn: "But would I had even be in that situation of Kevin never had been corrupted?"
  • PBP: "Oh, I can't argue with computiable logic like that. We already have people to testify against him. Celestia, who I'll have her agreeing to my whim soon enough, Kevin's own mum who would soon enough will consider disowning him, and alchorse, Kevin's rival Mr. Oilspill and the Sloggian Emperor, who will prove Kevin was a danger before Mang came! As long as they are not suddenly deemed irrelivent, this case is gonna be an open and shut case!"
  • Tri-Corn: "I love it when I can be able to scrap away a villain like that leager pawn Kevin without those bleeding heart lougers easeing that softie Grand Council Woman Vainiana into letting Kevin off the hook! It's bad enough they didn't even let me destroy that insane Pred Judu Des for attacking on a celebrated amarican holiday, why, I wasn't even able to kill a freaking Pteradacytal! Those misfits didn't even let me prosicute that freak show owner for processing a Merpony! And I don't wanna get started on the Jiggleodon mess!?"
  • PBP: "Then I won't make you. For once, proper justice will pervail, none of that, soft-hearted slap on the wrist hope you don't do it again, inferiorities. I'll have the jury eating out from the palm of my metal hands as long as we have Oilspill and The Sloggian Emperor."
  • ???: I'm afraid they won't be necessary, Senator. (Vainiana herself appears before them)
  • PBP: Uh...Grand Councilwoman? What...what brings you here?
  • Vainiana: I've come to tell you that Oilspill and Emperor Sloogi won't be appearing in this case as you requested them to be. They were stated by Kevin's new lawyer to be irrelevant to this case whereas they were not involved.
  • Tri-corn: But, but Kevin wronged them in the past!
  • Vainiana: But those aren't why you're suing Kevin in the first place. You're suing him for the 2012 Equestria Modernization Disaster. Kevin's other crimes are nothing but the distant past, and irrelevant to the court.
  • Tri-corn: But, but, but, but...
  • Vainiana: Silence! My mind is made up, they shall not appear at the court. Good day. (Leaves)
  • Tri-corn:...Crap, shit, piss, crap!
  • PBP: "New Lawyer? What happened to that Hammy Hammerhead idiot who was provided for him?"
  • Tri-Corn: "I have, no idea!"
  • PBP: "It would be best to call him."
  • Tri-Corn dails Hammy's number.
  • Axle's voice: "Hello?"
  • Tri-Corn: "AXLE?! WHAT ARE YOU DOING WITH HAMMERHEAD'S PHONE!? I want to talk to him about why two key witnesses for the Kevin Longbill case are suddenly not allowed to testify!"
  • Axle's voice: "Yeah, that wasn't Hammy's doing.... Wanna know why, Senator?"
  • Tri-Corn: "Why?"
  • Axle: Because Hammy is no longer Kevin's lawyer due to charging an entire company's worth of money for being in the case. He's being replaced by a lawyer named Harvy Wadder.
  • Tricorn: Harvy Wadder? I never heard of a lawyer by that name. How...wait...was the Shell Lodge Squad involved even when they're not allowed to interfere?
  • Axle: Well, you never said they were allowed to remove any irrelevant information from the case. You only said they weren't allowed IN the case. So it technically counts. And it was also them that prevented a crooked lawyer from causing a company to go out of business for an unfair outragious price.
  • Tricorn: AARRGGHH!!! CURSES THAT I WASN'T MORE SPECIFIC IN THE TERMS!!! (Sighs) Fine! If they are considered irrelevant to the case, then I don't give a crap. PBP is clearly able to handle this case on his own. Good day to you, Officer Axle. (Hangs up) JUST F*****G PERFECT!!! JUST WHEN I THOUGHT THINGS WERE STARTING OUT GOOD FOR ME!!! MOTHERF*****, MOTHERF*****, MOTHERF*****!!!
  • PBP: Senator, I would rather cool it with the language. This is just a cartoon. Besides, it's not that bad. I can still win this case. This 'Harvey Wadder' guy will be crying his butt off when I'm through with him.
  • Tricorn: I sure hope so. I don't wanna have to reconfigure you again.
  • PBP: I am fine as I am, Senator. You don't have to reconfigure me.
  • Tricorn: We'll see. Now, tell me what I need to know about this 'Harvey Wadder' guy, because not one book in any library in the UUniverses explains his story.
  • PBP: "I'll begin my research, at once."

Kevin's cell.

  • Crane came back.
  • Kevin: "Harvy, guess what!? While you were gone, the Sloggian Emperor and Oilspill were deemed irrelivent on the case! We're in luck! I know Celestia and my own mother would be more open to realise that mess wasn't my fault!"
  • Crane: "That's great, but we're not out of the blue yet. I doubt that machine would give up cause of redused witnesses. He seems fairly persistent."
  • ???: "Ahem!"
  • They turned to see PBP.
  • PBP: "So, Mr. Harvy Wadder. I heard you replaced a Mr. Hammy Hammerhead cause the fool was charging too much."
  • Crane: "Yeah, so what's it to you?"
  • PBP: "I am healthfully curious about your, sudden existence. Never once did your name turned up in the news. Are you perhaps a recent graduate that thanks to bleeding heart misfits you were given the chance to get a major case?"
  • Crane: "Actselly, I won cases before! 25 of them in fact."
  • PBP: "Name 6 of them."
  • Crane secretly turns on a hidden communitcater for Spongebob to listen to make requests to his certain friend.
  • Crane: "The People Vs. The 2009 Antlantica Oilspill from the Spoil Oil Corperation, owned by Mr. Gonk. Prosicuted him, sentenced to 78 years of Prison 42."
  • PBP: "What? There was no-"
  • POOF!
  • PBP: "..... Wait..... There was......"
  • Crane: "I also did the, case against the illegal deforestsation of Equestia by Lumberjack's Inc, got that company to pay Equestia huge sums of money, (POOF), I defended a girl named Sweetnail Fox against her Ex-boyfriend who was suing her for custity for an unborned child, and now she's a happy mother with a restraining order and High Council trained wolf bodyguards, (Poof), I prosicuted a bank by the name of the 45th Tri-corn national bank for having an illegal counter-fitting operation, and had the people respondsable fired, (Poof), Helped a Seal get a lifetime restraining order against the entire great white spieces, (Poof), and a week ago, I prosicuted a dangerious villain named The Dung of Doom Beetle for the murder of an innosent family of Zeabras, and got him the hot seat of electacution exicution. (Poof)!"
  • PBP: "....... Wow..... An actual worthy opponent. Wait, what shcool did you graduated from?"
  • Crane: "Toesoreal Law Shcool, from Milwaukee, Wisconsin."
  • POOF!
  • PBP: ".... That's, actselly correct..... Why did this just come to me now when I'm talking to you as if it was magic?"
  • Crane: "It's not a particularly famous shcool. I get that alot."
  • PBP: "Well, I look forword to the challnage, Harvy. Let's see who will be the lawyer with the very first ever loss!"
  • PBP leaves.
  • Kevin: "...... Wow.... You are good. Even I didn't know those cases happened. It's like they just appeared out of nowhere by some kind of, magical force."
  • Crane: "Well, not many people actselly talk about court cases ya know."
  • Kevin: "I have a good feeling with you. I think I'm in good wings."

Tri-Corn's office.

  • PBP: "Tri-corn, we might have a slight diffitculty!"
  • Tri-Corn: "DIFFITCULTY?!"
  • PBP: "Why yes! I asked him to name six cases of his biggest victories! He even was able to give a seal a restraigning order against the Great White spieces."
  • Tri-Corn: "...... Uh, Brain-Pod? Exactly when has THAT ever happened? I mean, is there proof of newspapers of those cases or anything of the li-" (POOF!)...Oh, right, I remember that one. Those sorry sharks were forced to leave the seal's territory and just eat smaller sharks.
  • PBP: Exactly. I'm afraid this 'Harvey Wadder' is real after all.
  • Tricorn: Whew, for a second, I thought that crane lawyer was an imposter. I would've had that guy sent to Prison 42 forever for impersonating a lawyer.
  • PBP: Well, sorry about the strange turn of events, Senator.
  • Tricorn: Well, I guess it doesn't matter. You're still capable of beating that crane.
  • PBP: Of course. I was programmed that way. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!
  • Tricorn:...Sometimes, I wish you didn't really sound like that.
  • PBP: What did you expect? My voice box was designed like a SGD like some people with verbal disabilities have.

Dragon Temple

  • SpongeBob: Thanks for the favor, guys. (Timmy Turner, Cosmo, Wanda, Poof, and Sparky are seen)
  • Timmy: Anything for a fellow Nicktoon.
  • Patrick: Wait, if you guys are magic, can't you just wish Kevin free?
  • Wanda: Well, he's trapped in a legal system. It would take YEARS to get him out even WITH magic. Plus, our judicial spells are being put on a standstill because Jorgen is temporarily making them against Da Rules until we can undo the damage that a child did to wish his criminal father out of a guilty verdict, so there's no luck for us helping you out in the case.
  • Icky: "Oh it's not like that dad was a convicted murderor or anything..."
  • Wanda: "Depends: what does strangling his boss in a fit of rage for being fired to death sound like to you?"
  • Icky: "...... Ohhhh......... Yikes! Well, see ya laters!"
  • They poofed away!
  • Icky: "Ya know, it's almost hard to believe that they're future members of the- DAH HOHOHO! I almost caused a spoiler alert there!"
  • Shifu: "Then in that case, for the time being, Crane will have to see this battle through on his own. I fear this will be as far as we're able to help him."
  • Sandy: "Ya know.... Something's sort've bugging me.... Don't ya think it's weird of Tri-Corn to NOW go after Kevin over something that happened practicly two years ago? I mean, if she had intention to get Kevin prosicuted, then why the darn mahoginy wait until the start of summer of 2014?"
  • Icky: "Ya know, that IS strange..."
  • Tigress: "... Ya don't think this trail is happening cause Tri-Corn blames Kevin for her own mistake with her encounter of that cobra, don't you?"
  • Shifu: "It does sound outragious at first, but considering her track record...."

Flashback.

  • Senator Tricorn: That's right, DIE! DIE like any other monster in a monster movie dies! DIE, DIE, DIE!
  • Jigglodon: RRAAAWWWWRRRRGH! (One gelatinous mass from behind Senator Tricorn tries to attack Senator Tricorn, but dozens of Buffalo Soldiers blast at it with ice guns, and every other Jigglodon mass is attacked with ice guns) AAARRRRRRGGH! AAHHHGH! (Weakens)

Flashback.

  • Senator Tricorn: That monster cobra made me what I am today. She is just like that Pteronodon. A MONSTER! And since then, I vowed to rid the UUniverses of any monsters that wreak havoc and show them what havoc REALLY feels like. I put an end to many kinds of monsters like her. Remember the Chernobyl Mutogenic Apocalypse in the time before your team was even reality? A year before the Chernobyl incident, you know, if you were even aware of it at the time?
  • B.O.B: You mean the mutant cataclysm that happened after the Miramax Chernobyl incident caused a normal bunny to give birth to an abnormally precious baby that grew into a deformed scorpion-rabbit-spider thing? I read about that once in UU science monthy when boredum drove me to read that magisene.
  • Senator Tricorn: Yes.
  • Missing Link: Oh. Sources say they never found the body of the mutant when it died.
  • Senator Tricorn: You know why? I chopped it's freaking head off?!
  • (The Lodgers gasped)
  • Kowalski: NEWTON'S NIPPLES! THAT WAS YOU?!?
  • Senator Tricorn: I was doing what was best for civilization, yes! That, monster destroyed what was left of Chernibyl socity, and now it's a mutant riddled dump?! And remember the Dinosaur Man Incident in Anime Japan? I had that beast destroyed?!
  • The Lodgers gasped
  • Spyro: THAT WAS A SCIENTIST SUFFERING FROM AN EXPERIMENT GONE AWRY!!!
  • Senator Tricorn: And remember the Radiosaurus Crisis in MGM Siberia? A turrent did a lovely jon destroying it.
  • Iago: THAT WAS A LOST DINOSAUR FROM LITTLE-FOOT'S WORLD WHO TOOK A VACATION IN THE MGM UNIVERSE UNTIL HE WAS MUTATED BY A BIOHAZARDOUS WASTE!!!
  • Senator Tricorn: Instead of lettting those beasts ruin socity, I did the RIGHT thing, and ended their reign once and for all.
  • Shifu: Yeah. Just the wrong way.
  • Senator Tri-corn: Hypocirtes?! You killed monsters all the time! Moral Monsters and literal! It is my duty to make sure that Pteronodon doesn't cause anymore havoc. She will die at dawn for all she's done! And this time, you will NOT interfear! TAKE THEM AWAY! (The Lodgers are taken away)
  • Cynder: "Tri-corn, you don't understand. Your trumised fears, the prototype, they're turning you into what your vowing to destroy!"
  • Tricorn: You're NOT gonna convince me this time, dragon! I swore I'd kill every monster that posed as a threat to society, and I MEANT it.
  • Skipper: Then you leave us no choice!
  • Senator Tricorn: Oh, I'm REAL scared. I'm Senator, and I have the authority to put an end to your team if you resist my orders. Now surrender before I send in reinforcements.
  • Baloo: We have to do what she says, guys! She has law enforcement blackmailed into doing what she says, and there's nothing we can do for now.
  • Cynder: NO! We're NOT, I repeat, NOT, gonna let her kill--
  • Senator Tricorn: (On intercom) I need reinforcements in here immediately! We have purpetrators threatening my authority! (More soldiers come in and knock out the Shell Lodge. When SpongeBob gets smacked in the back, he falls to the ground, and everything goes blank)

Flashback.

  • Senator Tricorn: (On intercom) The time has come, Tiki! You have done too much havoc in our world, and you are no longer welcome here. I'm afraid it's time to end it. (Tiki looks at her with sad eyes) Don't try to persuade me, beast! (To General Horns) Gas the room.
  • General Horns: (Near the gas lever, looks at Tiki as she continues crying)...No.
  • Senator Tricorn: (Scoffs) No?
  • General Horns: With all due respect, Senator, I wasn't meant to murder the innocent.
  • Senator Tricorn: But you WERE meant to follow orders! Gas the room NOW! (General Horns rips off the lever) Insolent fool! ARREST HIM! (The soldiers arrest General Horns) I'll kill this beast myself! (Takes a soldier's gun, pops off the head, and uses it as the lever, activating the gas) Say goodbye, Tiki! FOREVER!
  • Tiki: NO!!! (Begins getting affected by the gas, and coughs)

Flashback.

  • Tri-Corn: "Don't care kid! Those three and Pred are getting lethel injections by my command! So suck it, brat!"
  • Axle: We're not gonna send them to Ol Sparkey, your electric chair?
  • Tri-Corn: Oh what the heck, they call me the "Chair-Dragon" for a reason. On second thought, General Horns and Chief Bullington, see to it that Pred and those three along with that hooded phsychopathic pony are eletrocuted in Ol' Sparkey on my comand!
  • General Horns: Speaking of Pred, where is that coot who caused all this?
  • Suddenly everyone turns to see Pred still caged and chained escorted to the authorites by Lord Shen's army of Wolfs and Apes.
  • Tri-corn: "So, here's the leader of the nuts! Oh guess what? Your gonna become ROASTED NUTS?! You and the three brat-keiarios are getting the electric chear!"
  • Pred laughed!
  • Tri-corn: "What is so damn funny, buddy?"
  • Pred: "It's funny. Everyone's been trying to tell me that "Dragons are sweet and kind and have hearts of pureness" and refer me as mad! Well you know what? I know that is a PILE OF BILE?! Dragons like you, you malmitulive, sadistic, control-freak of a power abuser are proof that the whole dragons are kind thing is but a lie! Your all nothing but murdurious power-cravers that'll abuse and take advantage of any creature lesser then you, and kill them if they don't obey our idiotic rules?! I, the ONE true hero of Equestia, treated like some looney bin reject, thanks to Princess Celestia's ignorent head-in-ass tactics and trying to force us all to be marry with your hell-spawn kind?! Well, i am on to your act! You dragons care for nothing but power, and won't rest until you get it and don't care who dies in the progress?! those non-pony mythics and the aliens are no better?! ALL OF YOU CARE FOR NOTHING BUT POWER AND ABSOLUTE CONTROL?! I know your nature, beast, all you want is power and control! But i, all i want is to free Equestia from your sins, crime, and greed! You aliens, dragons, and non-pony mythics are unredeemable to the ways of Equestia! YOU DON'T DESERVE TO BE ANYWHERE NEAR EQUESTIA! NONE OF YOU?!"
  • Tri-corn got angry at Pred! Any villain, established or oc angring Tri-corn is not tolerated and is considered a sudden death sentence!
  • Tri-corn: "Ok, you won't be sent to the electric chair! (Claws bared) I'LL KILL YOU MYSELF?! (ROARS ANGRLY AS SHE IS ABOUT TO RIP APART A HELPLESS PRED JUDU DES)"

Flashback.

  • Tri-Cron: "I demand to speak with the comissioners who desided to let a Siren stay in a zoo and the Zoo's owner, RIGHT NOW?!"
  • Jamica: "Calm down, Senator Tri-Corn. I'm sure the comissioners have a justified reason... Maybe. It's just that, Sirens are very rare in the dragon realms."
  • Tri-Corn: "And with damn good reason! and you want to know what that reason is?"
  • Jamica choices to play along.
  • Jamica: "And, that reason would be?"
  • Senator Tricorn: BECAUSE OF DAMN PROFIT!!! Zookeepers think they can introduce highly dangerous creatures just to raise more money than normal! DEATH TO CHEAPSKATES!!! THEY SUCK QUARTERS!!! IF JACK WAS A CHEAPSKATE, HE'D SUCK GOLDEN EGGS!!! CHEAPSKATES SHOULD BE STUFFED WITH THEIR OWN MONEY, AND SUFFER ZINC, NICKEL, COPPER, AND SILVER POISONING ALL AT THE SAME TIME! F**K CHEAPSKATES! F**K THEM TO HELL! CHEAPSKATES ARE NOTHING BUT F****NG GREEDY ASSHOLES!!!
  • Mr. Krabs: (Gasps, seeing and hearing Tricorn in the bushes) WHY THAT INSOLENT BITCH! (Jumps out of the bushes, and grabs Tricorn by the throat) WHY I OUGHTA RIP OFF YOUR TAIL AND BEAT YOU WITH IT FOR USING SUCH LANGUAGE!!!
  • Tricorn: YOU?!? Where'd you come from?
  • SpongeBob: MR. KRABS!!! We are SO sorry, Senator.
  • Senator Tricorn: You aren't the ones who should apologize! HE'S the one who should apologize for almost cutting my head off and threatening to cut my tail off.
  • Shifu: And are you aware WHY he did that?
  • Mr. Krabs: Oh, I'm sure she does! DON'T YOU?!?
  • Senator Tricorn: LET ME GO, YOU CRUSTACEOUS FREAK, OR I'LL CALL FOR BACKUP!!!
  • Lord Shen: ENOUGH OF THIS NONSENSE! Krabs, release the Senator this instant!
  • Mr. Krabs: Alright. (Lets her go)
  • Senator Tricorn: (Gasps for air) Uggh! You vigilantes are crazier than I thought!
  • Jamaica Boa: Geez, Senator Tricorn, keep your temper down. You don't wanna look bad in front of all these people, do you? (They notice that people are watching them with awkward grins)
  • Senator Tricorn:...Good point. Sorry, folks. Now, what are you misfits doing here?
  • Kowalski: Why should we tell YOU after how you insulted Mr. Krabs.
  • Mr. Krabs: Yes. I've never heard such foul language about cheapskates in all my life.
  • Senator Tricorn: I'm sure it's not the first or last, you cheap bastard.
  • Mr. Krabs: (Dubbed as Scar) WHAT DID YOU SAY?!?
  • Senator Tricorn: Oh, come on, you know it!
  • Jamaica Boa: Tricorn, please, behave yourself!
  • Senator Tricorn: NOT NOW, JAMAICA! (To Mr. Krabs) I'm sure you know what being cheap and greedy can lead to. I heard you almost fed your customers a moldy hamburger patty and refused to throw it away. (Laughs) Not to mention how you almost tore someone's arm off for a stupid penny. (Laughs)
  • Mr. Krabs: (Gets angry)
  • Senator Tricorn: But trust me, you're not the only cheapskate that ruined lives. Just ask Ebeneezer Scrooge and Jacob Marley! They were so cheap, they didn't give a damn about the poor. All they cared about was wealth. And Jacob blew it ultimately, and look where it got him. But Ebeneezer, DAMN! He was a real prize in his day. He gave up his only love for MONEY in his younger years, and hell, if he didn't change his greedy ways, he would be totally screwed...Say...I wonder if that'll happen to YOU!
  • Mr. Krabs: (Gets even more angrier)
  • Senator Tricorn: I even heard of this cheapskate who was SO cheap, he charged his employers for the most rediculous reason ever...GOOFING OFF! Oh, wait a second...THAT WAS YOU!!! (Laughs)
  • Mr. Krabs: GRRRR!!!
  • Senator Tricorn: You know someone else who was cheap? Gordon Gekko! (Imitating him) "Greed, for lack of a better word, is good!" UGGH! Such foul language! I eat cheapasses like him for breakfast! You know what he did? He tried to take down an entire corporate airport just for money! Do you have ANY idea what that would do? For all I know, you're the one who should be arrested by the Securities and Exchange Commission.
  • Mr. Krabs:...GRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!
  • Senator Tricorn: And don't even get me started on Scrooge McDuck!
  • Mr. Krabs: AAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGHHHHH!!! (Beats up Senator Tricorn)

Flashback.

  • Senator Tri-Corn: "Pelly, front and center!"
  • Captain Pelly approuched timed and scared of Tri-corn.
  • Captain Pelly: "Uh, hello, Miss Senator. Lovely weather in Paradisa as usual."
  • Senator Tri-corn: "Don't try to distract me, Pelican! You know what i'm here for! I have been hearing rumors that you were a custimer of the shut-downed Merpony fishing indsuty in Desteny Islands since i been made aware that some Merponies have been sold to be keep as pets and sideshow freaks! And as an act of good will for Eqlantica who was wrong by this industry, i am working to send every single one back to Eqlantica in Equestia! and that includes her! (Points to Natilia), but it's not the only reason i'm here! Your fully aware that i do not tolerate your useage of these collection of escape lab mutants as circus acts, in the most unarmed vacation planet no less, that was previously victimised BY A GIANT MUTANT SHARK!?"
  • Captain Pelly: "Senator please, i promise they would mean no harm! They just want a place to call home! And Natilia, she has no family in Eqlantica! She's orphaned. She never knew her real parents. And the others, please, don't send them back to those goverment lab facilites! They hated it there!"
  • Senator Tri-corn: "And another thing?! What's this i hear of a new mutant that barrow talents and memories of others?! This, incredable "leopard thing" as abertised in the posters! Who i may add is an Ocelot. Anyway, who is she, and what lab was she from?"
  • Pelly: "That's the thing, i don't know! I just found her one day and she has no memory of where she came from! She forgot all but her name."
  • Senator Tri-corn: "Oh well, at least she can be placed in any secret lab then. Boys, round up the freaks, Get the Merpony out of here, and have Pelly and his pet arrested for useage of mutants and holding a Merpony hostage!"
  • Captain Pelly: "Your highness please, i'm a legitimate business man, you got to-"
  • Senator Tricorn: PELLY!!! Do not challenge my authority! As Senator, I have my rights, and you shall respect that, or I will have no choice but to add resisting arrest and questioning my authority to the charges against you. Do you DARE go against that?
  • Cpt. Pelly:...No.
  • Senator Tricorn: Then you shall not convince me otherwise. I'm shutting this place down for good.

Flashback.

  • Black Tie: Well, it's too late now. I'm crippled now! I can no longer walk. And I never would've guessed that I would wind up like this. This is what I deserved anyway.
  • ???: "Handicapped huh? Oh no no no, that's TOO good for you, Mythos Black Market President?!"
  • Everyone looks to see Senator Tri-corn.
  • Tri-Corn: "And boy, am i mad... First I found out the Mythos Black Market is seriously real, that it was transportting endangered animals RIGHT under my nose for WHO KNOWS HOW LONG, and to top it off, it tried to get a strangle hold on Equestia, thanks to a noblemen who re-acts! Believe me when I say I am NOT GONNA TOLERATE THIS!? In light of the original president already getting the ax, so to speak, I'd guess i'll have to do to you of what i wanted to him, and what i would do to all crime-lord leaders (Brings out a regel looking pistel) BLOW THEIR FREAKING BRAINS OFF?! (Aims it at Black Tie's head) And trust me, I'm doing you a HUGE favor. A handicapped horse is a dead horse. Once any horse leg gets busted, it can never walk again, and it be more cruel to let you live! You won't even feel it, Mythos Black Market President. Don't take it too personal, I am trying to honor one of my poloices that i am TOUGH ON THE BLACK MARKET, and all kinds of illegal trade."
  • Black Tie: "Meep."

Reality.

  • Shifu: "..... Yeah, I would not give her the benifit of the doubt for this situation..."
  • Cynder facepalms!
  • Cynder: "Gahh! I know Tri-corn is not happy about her, condition, but seriously?! No wonder for some reason we aren't allowed to even attend the court! She wanted to rig the trail against Kevin so she can get petty revenge against Kevin for something he doesn't even know about?! And if he did, it certainly wasn't his fault she messed with a angry mother giant acid spitting cobra!"
  • Icky: "Well, again, she's not thinking clearly! I mean, again, she has a prototype of a computer brain in her that's making her mentally screwed up."
  • Spyro: "Still, it's not right to blame someone for your own mistakes and try to use the justice system against them! It was not Kevin's fault Tri-Corn touched something that she shouldn've! After this case, I think we should get Tri-Corn's past victims, even Pred if we have too, to sue the hell out of Tri-Corn!"
  • Shifu: "But first, let's wait for Crane to get his brother out of his own inconvince first, then will we proceed to make Tri-Corn learn a valuable lesson on polotical power and not to abuse it for your own agendas!"
  • Po: I thought the case was held up because of the villain attacks.
  • Shifu: That was part of the reason, Po. It's also because she blames Kevin for her becoming a cyborg.
  • Viper: Well, either way, we need to get moving. When's the court case going to start?
  • Shifu: 30 minutes.
  • Skipper: Then we'd better find a way for us to hear the court case all the way through so we can see if it goes well.
  • Kowalski: Leave THAT to our SpyBug.
  • Skipper: Oh, yeah, I forgot we had that.

Chapter 4: Court in Session

1 minute left before court is in session.

  • Crane and Kevin stood before the Great Tri-corn hall of justice.
  • Crane: "The great Tri-corn hall of justice..."
  • Kevin: "Ok, WHY is every goverment building named after her? The banks, The Postal services, the monuments?! Does Tri-corn have a giant ego or what?"
  • Crane: "You only know the half of it."
  • Kevin: "Harvy, I'm, insanely nervious, what if we don't make it?"
  • Crane: "I'll see us through Kevin."
  • ???: "Kevin?"
  • Kevin sees Doloris!
  • Kevin: "Doloris!"
  • Doloris: "KEVIN!"
  • Doloris pounced on Kevin and coiled around him in a restricting hug!
  • Doloris: "Oh Kevin I missed you so much!? The top is alot more lonely then I expected!"
  • Kevin: "(Kinda choked) Good to see you, too, Doloris! How's the others been (Wheeses), doing?"
  • Crane: "Uh, could you uh, easy on the boa constricting? Your inadvertingly crushing the life out of him."
  • Doloris: Oh, right, sorry. (Lets Kevin go as he gasps in air) You're Kevin's lawyer, right?
  • Crane: The one and only. Harvey Wadder, Attorney at Law.
  • Doloris: Oh, yeah, the guy who put a restraining order for those seals against those great white sharks. I always LOVED how you did that for them....Say, haven't I seen you somewhere before?
  • Crane: Doubt it. This is the first time we ever met, Miss...
  • Doloris: Doloris Boa.
  • Crane: Right. Doloris. Kevin tells me that Hammy got arrested for trying to charge your company it's entire worth of money.
  • Doloris: He was arrested? Well, serves him right. He nearly cost me the entire company.
  • Crane: Well, the trial is about to go on in 30 seconds, so we'd better get going.
  • Doloris: Right. Let's go. (They go into the Courthouse)

Courtroom

  • Grand Council Woman: Alright, this court martial is now in session. (The SpyBug is seen flying around the courtroom)

Dragon Temple

  • Kowalski: Alright, the case is now beginning.
  • SpongeBob: I sure hope Crane can help Kevin, or he's toast.

Courtroom

  • Grand Councilwoman: Read the charges.
  • Gantu: Qu Dan, AKA Kevin Longbill, former resource scientist and guitar soloist. You stand before this court case accused of attempted takeover and revolutionization of Equestria.
  • Grand Councilwoman: How do you plead?
  • Kevin: Not guilty! All my actions were all because of that idiot Lord Cobra, who corrupted me into doing all that nonsensical stuff. Just, how does that make ME a criminal?
  • Grand Council Woman: "Believe me when I say we are all very considerate of that. This trail is to ensure if the involvement was due to corruption, and not out of consent."
  • Kevin sighed.
  • Grand Councilwoman: "Does the prosicution have witnessess?"
  • PBP: "2 as a matter of fact. I had 2 more, but, a certain SOMEBODY made them irrelivent! But, A talented lawyer does without. Prosicution calls, Princess Celestia to the stand."
  • Celestia appears in a flash of magic on the stand.
  • PBP: "Good morrow, thine princess. Doesth thy eyes are graced by the Tri-Corn Hall of Justice?"
  • Celestia: "Equestia has long grown out of speaking in mutton, so there's no need of the midevil talk."
  • PBP: "Alchorse.... Well, care to explain, when you had first exspired Kevin's betrayal?"
  • Crane: "OBJECTION GRAND COUNCILWOMAN, He shouldn't said it like that!"
  • Grand Councilwoman: "Sustained. Brain-Pod, if your going to ask a question on the matter, ask it like you still have some benifited doubt for Kevin's morally."
  • PBP: "(Sighed annoyed), Fine! When had you noticed Kevin acting, unusal to his, usual care-free hippy-like charms?"
  • Celestia: "I had first met Kevin when he came to offer to mine jewels from Equestia to create alternate reshorses to end pollouion and the unfortunate dependence of Oil and Gas. He obviously is nice. He does get into disagreements, but nothing typical of clear power abusing CEOs, more like, a normal agruement a couple would go through."
  • Kevin and Doloris blushed.
  • Celestia: "Naterrolly, I liked the idea of Equestia contributing to that sort of thing, so I agreed. But sometime later, he came offering a new, propitsition that at first, seems to look like great ideas...."

Flashback.

  • Doloris- (Twilight, Rainbow Dash, Rarity, Fluttershy, Applejack, Pinkie Pie, the CMCs, Princesses Celestia and Luna, and a lot of other ponies meet up with Kevin, his flying shark lawyers, Doloris, Norm and Edward) Ladies and gentleponies, we'd like to thank you all for coming here to Canterlot for a very special meeting. The CEO of ShineMiners Inc., Mr. Kevin Longbill, would like to say a few words. He wants to talk to us about something he'd like to share. Mr. Longbill, if you will.
  • Kevin- Hello, everyone, and greetings, your highnesses. I've called you all to tell you that when I was practicing my guitar lessons outside my facility, I had an epipheny! I decided to show you all a few breakthroughs that I've come up with to change the lives of lots of Equestrians. Here they are! (Brings up slideshow. First Slide: A blueprint for a Quadraped-Operated car)
  • Celestia- What is that, Mr. Longbill?
  • Kevin- Why, it's a little something I came up with. It's what other worldly beings call a 'car'. An automated method of transportation that doesn't need a pony to pull it. It automatically moves in the direction you want to go with the twist of the steering wheel.
  • Celestia- I have heard of these so called 'cars', but I do believe that they can only be operated by bipeds.
  • Kevin- Well, that's the thing, your majesty. This model can be operated by a quadraped easily. Instead of a steering wheel, it has two pads. You simply use your two front legs to operate them. Press down on the left one to go left. Press down the right one to go right. Press them both down to go straight. There are also pads that can be operated by your hind legs. The one on the left is the gas pad, which makes you accelerate. The one on the right is the brakes, which, in case of an emergency, allows you to stop the car instantly.
  • Everyone- Oooooohhhhh!
  • Applejack- Boy, I reckon I could operate that thingy in my first try.
  • Twilight- Yes, that seems a bit adequate.
  • Kevin- There's more ideas I'd like to share. Next slide! (Second Slide: A blueprint for a Quad-Operated Helicopter and a plane.)
  • Rainbow Dash- Weird, One of those things looks kinda like a bird.... and the other, a very freaky dragonfly.
  • Kevin- Well, my rainbow-colored friend, it's actually a flying machine.
  • Celestia- Mr. Longbill, don't we already have the power of flight?
  • Kevin- Yes, but what about uniorns and earth ponies? They obviously can't fly, or even walk on clouds for that matter. But this machine can change that. This machine is that other worldly beings call an 'airplane'. The other, a helicopter. IBoth are flying machines that can be driven by any unicorn or earth pony.
  • Fluttershy- So you're saying that you've made inventions that can allow unicorns and earth ponies to fly like us pegasi?
  • Kevin- Correct. But the vehicles require a unicorn and an Earth pony or possibly another unicorn in order to be operated. The earth pony/primary unicorn steers the plane while the secondary unicorn uses his/her powers to detect danger and protect the plane from it.
  • Celestia- Are you saying that magic is required to operate this airplane? Magic is a gentle power that must be used at an absolute minimum.
  • Kevin- I figured you'd say that, your highness. That's why I've come up with a similar model that can be operated by earth ponies or unicorns WITHOUT magic. Instead of magic, a device called a radar detects the presence of danger within the plane's radius, and there's a shield generator on it that can put up a force field to protect it.
  • Everyone- Oooooohhhhh!
  • Kevin- Remarkable, isn't it? Okay, next slide!...

30 Minutes later...

  • Kevin: "And, that's the whole deboggle."
  • Pinkie Pie: "Awesome!"
  • the mane 6 mutter about it
  • Luna: "You know, i, i never realised that we allowed Equestia to be so, old world."
  • Celestia: "I must admit, Equestia seems to be alittle behind compared to other worlds.... But, i am getting a feeling there is some sort of catch."
  • Kevin: "Well, no wonder they made you boss! This is certanly one of those offers that aren't without a price! you see, devices like that don't grow on trees."
  • Pinkie: "You mean there isn't Car trees, or Plane trees, or Toilet trees?"
  • Kevin: "No, no, and that last one sounds disgusting!"
  • Pinkie: "Sorry."
  • Kevin: "See now, these are the kind of things you need factories for. They make the stuff happen people, workers and machines in the factory help make the stuff, and it enters the market. But, there's a problem: Equestia has a large population of multicolored horses, and other creatures. And so, there will be a big demand of what you seen before. So, in order to meet such a high demand, we're gonna need a large number of factires to face the demand. and what stands in the way of that?"
  • Rarity: "A low budget?"
  • Pinkie: "No cake?"
  • Twilight: "Location?"
  • Kevin: "No, No, and yes! Location is correct! Now, in order to make the factories that will make a modern age, it's simple: the forests in this world got to go!"
  • Fluttershy: (After hearing about Kevin planing to chop down the trees) WHAT!!!!
  • Kevin: "What, wasn't i clear enough? I said, the forests has to go! Trees, bushes, anything foresty, ZIP! Has to go!"
  • Applejack: Hold your horses, Mr Longbill, haven't you seen the Lorax movie?
  • Spike: (Dubbed as Timon) "She has a point."
  • Kevin: "What?"
  • Spike: Forests are apart of our ecosystem, you take that away then all the animals won't have anywhere else to live.
  • Norm: Uh, Mr. Longbill, with all do respect, I gotta side with the little dragon on this one.
  • Kevin: "DO YOU AND EDWORD WANNA LIVE IN A BOX IN SOME ALLEY?!"
  • Norm and Edword moaned in fear!
  • Norm And Edword: "WE ARE WORMS! WORTHLESS WORMS!"
  • Kevin: "Idiots."
  • John wispers something to Slop and Hammer-face: "Someone took a nasty pill this morning."
  • Celestia: "Kevin, I have no disrepect for progress, and I do understand money helps a company survive, but please, have some limits on how far your willing to meet demands."
  • Kevin: "Oh, and what you do recimend on how we make cars, planes, or other stuff without factories, Your whiteyness?"
  • Celestia: "I am not saying that, it's just, mass destruction of the forests is not nessersary."
  • Kevin: "What kind of a leader actselly gives a junk to a bunch of dirty logs with leafs!"
  • Celestia: "Kevin... What is wrong with you? One minute, you were nice, the next.... Well, it's like someone sucked away your harmony."
  • Kevin: "Harmony? That's for losers!"
  • everyone gasps!
  • Kevin: "Oh, and that friendship stuff, (laughs), "Friendship" is just allience with a pet name! in the real world, no one has time for friends! it's all about the cash, modern conveniences and progress!"
  • Celestia: "Kevin, i am, fearfully concern something may have happened to you. Are you merely stressed?"
  • Kevin: "The only stress i'm getting is from you, Primitive!"
  • Rainbow Dash: "HEY! you can't speak to Celestia like that! what gives you the right to insult her!"
  • Kevin: "One.... And he's big! (Pulls out his gitar and plays a gitar riff!)"
  • faint stomping sounds are heard.
  • Doloris: "Oh no...."
  • Norm and Edword wimpered and hided!
  • Hammer-Face: "Oh no."
  • John: "Not him."
  • Slop: "Now look what you done, you prancing show ponies!"
  • BOOM!
  • stomping gets louder!
  • John: "HIDE AWAY! HIDE AWAY!"
  • A huge shadow formed around the room. coming out of the light, revels a huge giant gorilla in a fancy suit, with a french handibar mustase, and a french hat.
  • Ape: "Oui, Misure Kev-vin?"
  • Kevin: "Gaston, show that Rainbow Horse some mannors!"
  • Gaston the ape cracks his knackles.
  • Applejack: "Oh ponyfeathers." (Gaston grabs RD.)
  • Gaston: "What sound does a lit-tle pon-ny make?"
  • Rainbow Dash: ".... (Squeaking) Nay?"
  • Gaston: "Close enough. Will that be all, Monsieur Kevin?"
  • Kevin: For now. Thanks, Gaston.
  • Gaston begins to walk away with Rainbow Dash.
  • Rainbow Dash- Let me go, you big fat blob! I'm warning you, let go of me! (Gaston leaves with her)
  • Scootaloo: "What's that guy gonna do to Rainbow Dash?"
  • Kevin- Nothing fatal, just.... Human reshorces. Listen everyone, I do apologize for the insults, but business is business. I do care about the environment as much as I do for all of you, but sacrifices have to be made. (Music plays) You see, life can be fair sometimes, but you just gotta get use to it. Even if it means affecting the environment. I mean, i can't be bad, right?
  • Applebloom: "No way, Kevin! your the greatest!"
  • Kevin: "See? Now, come Applebloom, we got change to make."
  • Applebloom: "Yes sir!"
  • Kevin: "That means you guys too!"
  • the shark lawyers, Doloris, Norm and Edword followed at music begins to tensify.
  • Scootaloo: "I just want you guys to know, me and the Crusaders quit!"
  • Applebloom: "Well i offitcally leave the crusadiers!"
  • Applebloom catches up with Kevin.
  • Scootaloo: "No......"
  • Celestia: "I fear he may had been corrupted by something... or someone.... and i know who is capable to make such a corruption so quick."

Later down the road.

  • Kevin was walking torwords his office, Applebloom by his side. Kevin opens the door, reveling his birgade.
  • Kevin: "How's production, Doloris?"
  • Doloris: Well, Mr. Longbill, production is coming along nicely, we are 80% complete.
  • Kevin: Good. And how is my new Make Mythical Creature Civilized Act Doing, Norm?
  • Norm: It's still a working progress, but its allready underway. It's interesting they already have civilised mythical creatures, but in turns of being modernised, i do understand why the act is needed.
  • Kevin: Thanks Norm, see Apple-B? I'm not a competly bad person now aren't I?
  • Applebloom: "Alcoruse not, Kevvy dearist!"
  • Kevin: "I am gonna enjoy this."
  • ???: "Kevin.... We need to talk."
  • Celestia was right at the balcony.
  • Kevin: "Oh, it's you again."
  • Celestia: "I have some, concern about your sudden attitude."
  • Kevin: "Me? Attitude?"
  • Celestia: "I noticed you may have been, less friendly torwords your assuiates."
  • Hammer-Face: "Ain't that the truth."
  • Kevin: "Hey! this is a private meeting! Everyone leave, now!"
  • John: "Alright, i understand. Let's vamoose everyone." (everyone but applebloom leaves)
  • Kevin: "Applebloom, go to your playpen, grown ups are talking!"
  • Applebloom cheerfully hops away!
  • Kevin: "Look, I know your concerned that i might be, alittle assertive to the employies, but i have a reason! Business needs to have a demanding boss! A business wouldn't be a business if anyone lesser starts pushing it around because of conflicting goals."
  • Celestia: "Kevin, i actselly had met you sometime before, and though you did had their obedience by a firm hand, you were not that firm with them."
  • Kevin: "Have you actselly met my employies? Doloris thinks she runs everything, all John and the sharks do all day is slack off and make slide remarks, and you won't believe how incomident Norm and Edword are! Also, i am the boss, and everyone knows the boss has the right to be demanding!"
  • Celestia: "Kevin, i can't help but feel there is negitive engry in you. And why have you started wearing Sun glasses?"
  • Kevin: "Sun Glasses are cool. They do more then be simple eye protaction."
  • Celestia levitates the glasses away from Kevin!
  • Kevin: "Hey, give me back those glasses! (angry red eyes reveled!)"
  • Celestia gasps!
  • Celestia: "R-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-red, eyes?"
  • Celestia gets a flashback to a red-eyed Lord Shen and wolf army destroying the radient garden long ago.
  • Celestia: "Kevin, your, you have been corrupted! I think i know what really happened! Please, come with me to the palace and i'll help you!"
  • Kevin grabs away the Sun Glasses and puts them back on!
  • Kevin: "I don't need anyone's help! I am a somebody! I am a household name in Equestia, and soon, the United Universes! I am bigger then the biggest names in history! And, I am bigger then you now! Now, i think it's time Gaston has a new plaything!"
  • Kevin pulls out his gitar!
  • Celestia: "Kevin, please! Listen to reason, your not well right now! Please, i want to save you from that monster who did this to you, if you just let me-"
  • Kevin- SILENCE! (Strums guitar, and Gaston appears)
  • Gaston- You called, Mosieur Longbill?
  • Kevin- Put this princess with that rainbow grouch!
  • Gaston- As you wish. (Grabs Celestia and takes her away)
  • Kevin- See you later, Princess!
  • Celestia- Let me go this instant! I demand you let me go!
  • Gaston- Shut it, tiny!
  • Kevin- Well, Applebloom, all my problems are taken care of. And with her out of the way, I can assume control of Equestria!
  • Applebloom- Very good, Kevvy! (Eyes have turned red)
  • Celestia seen this!
  • Celestia: "No.... it is already spreading! Big One, listen to me, there's something wrong with Kevin, he's not well! haven't you noticed his attitude?"
  • Gaston: "Oh please, everyone knows running a bus-i-ness is stressful work, is it not?"

Flashback ends.

  • Celestia: "And that's what I can offer."
  • PBP: "I see.... Insulting ahority, wanton deforestsation, holding nay-sayers against their will, undernesserary bossyiness, forced modernisation, leage assosiation denial, usurping a ruler, and, if I dare say it.... PEDOFILLYIA?!"
  • The court tenders began to mutter and gasped.
  • Kevin to himself wall facepalming: "Oh god, why did that corruption made me attracted to Applebloom?"
  • Celestia: "But that does not mean he willfully meant those things. Corruption is like that of being under drugs or alcahol. One can't be held liable for something out of their control."
  • PBP: "And why would you believe that? You never once even seen Lord Cobra in Equestia. Where's your proof he was even actselly there? How do you know that Kevin might be secretly evil?"
  • Celestia: "Kevin had the red eye corruption..... I seen it before..."
  • PBP: "Ha! From who?"
  • Celestia: "..... From a poor, misguided lost prince of the Peacocks...."
  • PBP: "You mean, Lord Shen?"
  • Celestia: "Yes.... Mang had corrupted Lord Shen to do, many horrorable things. Think about it. Shen was the offspring of benvolent rulers of Gongmen City. Doesn't it seem, odd of him to, well, falsely attack a Panda villain, create a treacherious weapon, and disrespect his own parents memory by tearing down trapiscys in their honor, and even thrown the family throwne out like garbage?"
  • PBP: "..... Uh, well, don't forget he didn't just "attacked" that village, he pretty much commited geniside, and murdered a High Council member."
  • Kevin: "OBJECTION YOUR HONOR, This conversation's not going anywhere near the trail?!"
  • Grand Councilwoman: "Sustained, through I will still want to hear about this, "Red Eye" corruption."
  • Celestia: "I apologies. I am just saying, I seen the red-eye corruption before, and I knew well Kevin suffered the same."
  • PBP: "But again, have you even SEEN Cobra with him, or at the very least, use your "godly powers" to sense his presence?"
  • Celestia: "Mang may be imcompident, but he's no fool. He mostly knows better to expose leage involvment in situations like what happened that year. Mang would normally hoped that everyone would just assumed that Kevin was just stressed out or was a victim of ambition. Or in Tri-Corn's appearent case, another selfish corprete idiotic twat. But I known Kevin well enough that he's nothing like real corprete corruption. He recindised myt ahority, and would not act without my consent and approveal. That's why I know, this was Mang's fault."
  • PBP: "Well it's not like we can just summon him here and get him to admit that! And even if then, I would doubt he actselly had a presence there!"
  • Celestia: "You only doubt the truth because Tri-Corn wants you to! If Tri-Corn hoped you were gonna make me turn against my beliefs and Kevin, she's gonna be surely disappointed."
  • PBP: "........ No further Questions, Vainiana."
  • PBP left as Crane rose.
  • Crane: "Ahem! Firstly, I would like to thank you for not bowing to PBP's words so easily. But seriously. To prove it to nay-sayers, was there prove Mang had any involvment in the dishastor?"
  • Celestia: ".... Alchorse.... I had seen this "proof" myself."

Flashback.

  • Kevin broke free, and suddenly gains darkness powers, and now has a keyblade in shape of a gitar!
  • Kevin: "I don't know what happened, but I like it!"
  • Icky: "Who wants to bet that Cobra cheated?"
  • Lord Cobra (In the Background): Did you honsetly think I was gonna let my anti-Equestrian paradise scheme to be ruined that easily? Well I'm afriad I still got one more trick up my sleve before Kevvy is all yours.
  • Sora: Guys, Stand Back.
  • Donald: We'll take care of this!
  • Lord Cobra (In the Background): Oooh, play nice ladies! (Laughs)
  • Kevin: "Let's see how this bad boy plays!"
  • Kevin strums the gitar! It creates a shadow shockwave!
  • Yen Sid: Everyone, get back! (Creates a barrier with his magic protecting them form the shockwaves)
  • Lord Cobra (In the Background): Need a little help, Kevvy? Well ok then! Heartless, appear and give Kevin a helping hand, will ya?
  • a voice: "Sorry, union rules, we're on break."
  • Lord Cobra (In the Background): Oh, I hate it when stuff like this happens! Oh well, more fun for me and Kevvy. He's all yours lougers!
  • Momma Odie: (In Yen Sid's barrier) Oh that bad boy just doesn't wanna play fair does he?
  • Louis: What are we gonna do Momma?
  • Applebloom- (Waking up, still corrupted) Oh, Kevvy poo! You're alright!
  • Applejack- Applebloom, no! You can't trust him anymore! He's corrupting you!
  • Applebloom- Shut up, big sis! Me and Kevvy are gonna rule Equestria, and live happily ever after!
  • Puss: I warn you snake, release that bird and filly from the Darkness or you shall pray for mercy from Puss n Boots!
  • Lord Cobra (in the background): "You don't even know where i am!"
  • Shenzi: "Oh, let's see, what could be behind curtan number 1?"
  • Shenzi opens curtan, reviling Cobra and Teen Mang with a voice device.
  • Teen Mang: "Uh.... Boss?"
  • Lord Cobra: What Mini-Me? (sees Shenzi exposing them) Ah, nuts!
  • Teen Mang: Uh Kevvy, a little help please?
  • Kevin: "Screw you old timer! I got a kingdom to run!"
  • Kevin takes Applebloom and blasts through the roof!
  • Lord Cobra: "Uh.... Mini-me?"
  • Teen Mang: "Yeah boss?"
  • Lord Cobra: "Did he just do what i think he did?"
  • Teen Mang: "You mean he cussed at us and left us to suffer?"
  • Lord Cobra: "Yes..."
  • Teen Mang: "Well that sucks."
  • Lord Cobra: "NINJA SMOKE!"
  • Lord Cobra causes smoke to appear! Both Teen Mang and Cobra vanished.
  • Lord Shen: After Them!
  • Crane: Kevin! Comeback!
  • Twilight: I just hope Spyro is having as much luck waking Kairi and helping Fluttershy!
  • Shenzi: We don't have time for that, we got some big fish to fry here!
  • Spongebob: "Hey, let's remember that SOME of us assusiated with fish!"

In The Sky

  • Kevin: "First my princess, we snag us a rocket back to Equestia, then, i am gonna report those freaks to the Galactic Federation and have them arrested, and exicuted! Then, the wedding we always wanted!"
  • Applebloom: "I am with you all the way, my love!"
  • Faimilar Voice in the Background: I beg to differ, Traitor! (Suddenly Kevin begins to lose all of his powers, but is still corrupted)
  • Kevin: "What the-"
  • Lord Cobra (in the background): "I went out on my way to help you become the king that you are, I even risked my life to get you out of the prediciment you were in, and how did you repayed me? You left me to suffer! Good luck getting away from those misfits now, you chicken fried twat!"
  • Kevin: "Hey! That's like calling a fish sushi!"
  • Applebloom: "I don't care what happens, I love you just the way you are, my glorious king!"
  • Teen Mang (in the background): "Aw get a room!"
  • Lord Cobra (in the background): "Let's not bother with him anymore. no doubt those misfit pinheads are coming. The deal is off, Buttbill"
  • Kevin: "I'm powerless, sure, but we still have a kingdom, our dream wedding, and we are not captured! (sees a rocket on the ground) and, our ticket out of here!"
  • Ikkakumon- HARPOON TORPEDO! (Shoots torpedo at Kevin and Applebloom)
  • Kevin- OOF! (Both he and Applebloom fall to ground)
  • Applejack- APPLEBLOOM! (Everyone runs up to both, and grab them as they struggle to break free)
  • Merlin- Alright, let's cure these two! Starting with the little one.
  • Lord Shen: Yes, because we do not want all our hard work to making these two reform happen to go completely to waste.
  • Applejack- That won't be necessary, y'all! I know exactly how to deal with this!
  • Applebloom- LET ME GO, YOU! I SAID LET GO!
  • Applejack- Applebloom! You've been through enough trouble already, and you must be punished!
  • Applebloom- (Laughs) You don't scare me, big sis! There ain't no way you can possibly--(Applejack begins spanking Applebloom) OW! OW! OW!
  • SpongeBob- Oh, I can't look!
  • Iago: Ooh, chiuahua!
  • Puss n Boots: Ouch! I did not see this coming!
  • Mushu: Amen, my feline friend.
  • Icky- Yeesh, talk about cruel and unusual punishment!
  • Applebloom- OW! OW! (Begins crying, and the tears drain out all of the corruption inside her)
  • Kowalski- It's working! She's getting cured!
  • Applebloom- (Continues crying) I'm sorry, Applejack! I'M SO SORRY! (Continues crying)
  • Applejack- There there, lil' sister! Let it out! Let it out! (Holds Applebloom in her hooves)
  • Kevin and Spitfire are tied up.
  • Spitfire: "LET US BOTH GO!"
  • Kevin: "IF I WASN'T TIED UP, YOU ALL WILL BE SORRY!"
  • Astrid: Oh, sweet little baby Thor in a thunderstorm, be quiet! We have heard enough outta you longbill!
  • Spongebob: So Ignitus, do you think we can give Kevin a new life after we cure him since the whole anti-equestria thing is Cobra's fault and will Equestria be the way it was again?
  • Ignightus: "It depends... It's appearent that since Applejack snapped her sister out of it, it's approbeate to have Crane handle his brother."
  • Crane: "Ok, but, he doesn't, exsactly like me, and he's too old for a spanking."
  • Icky: "You don't have to do exsactly what she did! Just do your own thing!"
  • Crane: Ok. (To the audience) Allright folks, There was going to be a scene where we see how Fluttershy is doing but the Producer has personally requested our co producer that this is Tainted bond of brothers, not Kairi ideaisum. Fluttershy will heal off camera. (Deep Breath) Well, here goes nothing. (Walks over to Kevin)
  • Kevin growls as Crane approuches.
  • Crane: Its been a very long time, Kevin, or should I say Qu Dan.
  • Kevin: "DON'T CALL ME THAT! YOU AND YOUR FREAKY FRIENDS RUINED EVERYTHING! SOME BROTHER ARE YOU! YOU DIDN'T EVEN STOPPED OUR PARENTS FROM ABUSING ME! YOU DISGUSTING FAVERITE!?"
  • Crane: Don't you ever call me that! Think about our parents! They would be extreamly disappointed in you for evreything you done! Courrpting Applebloom into your girlfriend was one thing, which made you look like a pedophile by the way, but Turning Equestria into a 21st centery city and being used by an evil serpent who has involed with a tragedy involving Kairi? That's even worse! You allowed Lord Mang "Simon" Cobra play you like a toy!
  • Kevin was silent upon hearing Cobra's name.
  • Spitfire: "Your highness, what is he talking about?"
  • Spongebob: I can't watch this! (Covers his eyes)
  • Kevin: "If it makes you feel better, i screwed up and he hates me too now!"
  • Crane: Kevin, the past is the past now and I'm sorry Mom, Dad and I hurt you. But do not take it out on these ponies, their world, my family and friends. You are better than this.
  • Celestia: Woah, Crane is getting good.
  • Kevin: No, I'm not.
  • Crane: Oh, come on! I know the real Kevin. The way you saw the world before your lust for power, buisness and greed, the music lover, the dreamer. What happened to that guy? (Shuddenly a mysterious force is pushing Kevin's corruption from his body but he struggles to contain it.)
  • Kevin: I think it's too late.
  • Crane: Kev, listen to me. It's never too late to put the past behind you and do the right thing. Together we can restore Equestria the way it was before Cobra made you did what you did. Celestia, evreyone and I can forgive you, Kevin, if you put the past behind you and let go of your darkness now.
  • Kevin: (feels the courrption lefting from his body along with Spitfire's) Really? After everything Cobra and I put you all through?
  • Crane: Prove to me that your still the best brother a kung fu master like me could ask for.
  • Kevin: "You? The favorite? Likeing me?! And you accused me being out of my mind?"
  • Icky: Geez, Kev let the darkness go! Your bro is trying to save you here!
  • Crane: I got this, Icky.
  • Spitfire: "I... have a confession... I, actselly did knew Kevin was corrupted.... I, spied on his conversation with Celestia."
  • Crane: "Wait, you did?"

Flashback (within a flashback)

  • (Spitfire)- Yes, You see, I was practicing my daily flight routines until I noticed something through the window. I saw that Celestia had removed Kevin's glasses and revealed his corrupted eyes. I was shocked, and I tried to do something about it until...(Spitfire gets caught in a magical field)
  • Spitfire- What the? What's going on?
  • Lord Cobra's Voice- Spitfire, the leader of the notorious Wonderbolts! I should've known you'd discover my secret along with Celestia! I can't let you go around blabbing the secrecy to the others, so I'm going to make sure you don't!
  • Spitfire- Who are you, and what have you done to Kevin?
  • Lord Cobra's voice- You might know me as someone Celestia knows! I am Lord Cobra! And you are in big trouble! (Uses medalian to corrupt Spitfire, and makes her goggles magically translucent so no one can see her corruption) No one is gonna stop me this time! Not even Celestia! speaking of which.... (Sees Celestia being taken away by Gaston)

Back to the original flashback.

  • Spitfire: "Cobra stopped me from doing something about this. He made me loyal as a bodyguard to Kevin, and the other wonderbolts as well, but I was the only one effected. That's why i was insanely determin to save Kevin."
  • Tai: So that would explain why you wouldn't give up so easly when you and the Rest of the wonderbolts chased us from Equestria to the temple. Cobra wasn't going to let his anti-paradise plan using Kevin to fail until Kevin double-crossed him.
  • Spitfire: "Well that, and i wouldn't be a very good bodyguard if i gave up too easy, would i?"
  • Celestia (to luna): "Remind me to hire her as a bodyguard if i ever have the chance."
  • Luna: Sure thing, Big Sister.
  • Mimi: Evreyone look! (Eveyone looks as all of the courrption in Kevin finally lifting from him as if he wants to be forgiven for all of his mistreatment)
  • Crane: Kevin? Are you ok?
  • Kevin (No longer corrupted): Crane? Where am I? And why am I tied up like this?
  • Crane: "It's a, rather long story."

Later.

  • Kevin: O.M.G! I can't believe I was tricked by a demon surpent and took his deal without me questioning it! Not to mention the other stupid stuff I did.... How bad is Equestia's conditin?
  • Spongebob: Well, with everyponie corrupted by your former corrupted ideas and Equestria's still a 21st century metropolis, I'd say its in really bad shape. But it's not too late to fix it and change it back to the way it was before your lust did what you did.
  • Kevin: (Sighs) I am so sorry Celestia, I totally made a mess out of evreything.
  • Celestia: It's not your fault, Kevin. There's only one monster to blame for all of this, and that's Cobra.
  • Icky: "Well, there's also Teen Mang, but he's just there to be his little slimy yesman."
  • Luna: "Problem is: The ponies and other creatures still see you as king Kevin. and only you could say otherwise."
  • Kevin: "But, i can't face an entire crowd to tell them i am not gonna lead them anymore. They'll hate me, like mom and dad did, and propbuly still do."
  • Crane: Uh, Kevin there is something I gotta come clean with. You see, Mom and Dad loved you so much that couldn't they bare with the fact that forbidding you to continue your buisness disire and wanted to give you another change and drop the charges against you.
  • Kevin: "They what?"
  • Crane: It's true Kev, I promised Mom and Dad the moment you reformed and change for the better, I'd tell you the truth, all of it.
  • Icky: "Another flashback, really?"
  • Everyone: "ICKY!"

Flashback begins

  • (Crane): After you left us and called us "Chicken-Fried" along with starting ShineMiners, Mom, Dad and I saw the pictures you drew back when I hatched from my egg, about you wanting to start your career as a rockstar/gangsta rapper and we stuck up for you cause we knew what happend with the Bleegonium wasnt your fault but family or not, we still had to stop you from what you did back then. After we got a change of heart we convinced the court to suspend your community service charges and drop the charges against you. And the rest....well let's just say the rest is self explantitory.

Flashback ends

  • Kevin: "Then.... Why didn't you guys come get me and tell me?"
  • Crane: We tried too but you were still angry at us for stopping you to even just listen to reason, remember?
  • Kevin: I wasn't that...Oh yeah that!
  • Crane: "And, i have to break this to you.... Dad, eventally passed on. But Mom is still ok.
  • Kevin: "Oh man..... The last thing he remember so me is.... The son who broke his heart..."
  • Lord Shen: "I been near that kind of pain before."
  • Kevin: "...... This is really gonna inspire me to set everything right, and maybe, leave business behind me."
  • Celestia: Ok, I think its time for his employees to see him now and for Kevin to owe them an apologie.
  • Spongebob: Ok (going to the door and peeping through it) Allright, Spyro, You, Kairi and Kevin's buisness bragrade can come in now, he's completley cured of his corruption now. (Spyro leads Kevin's Buisness Bragade in with Kairi carrying Fluttershy who is recovering from her injuries but had to have her wings wraped up in bandages thanks to Girl Sora)
  • Edword: Mr Longbill, thank goodness your finally cured!
  • John: Good to see you back, mate!
  • Kevin: Hey, guys! (Sees Kairi) And who is this?
  • Crane: Uh bro, remember my talk about your corrupter being involved with a tragedy involving a girl named Kairi? (points to Kairi), Thats her.
  • Kevin: Oh! Awkword first impression much?
  • Doloris: "Sir, i should've been there with you when that Cobra guy showed up and advise an approbeate action against what happened. I am a mui lousy sceretary."
  • Gaston: "Indeed."
  • John: "Gaston."
  • Gaston: "Oh fine, i take my my earl-i-er comment back."

Reality.

  • Crane: "So, you're saying that Mang did had an involvement. Cause otherwise, if Mang didn't come after Kevin, this wouldn've happened, and we wouldn't be wasting the court's time with this?"
  • Celestia: "Yes. Had Mang desided to keep to himself that day, we wouldn't even have this conversation."
  • Crane: "..... Nothing further."
  • Tri-Corn facepalm!
  • PBP: "Tri-Corn, I wasn't expecting Celestia to have such an iron will! Maybe she has, real bad shockholm syndrone?"
  • Tri-Corn: "(Growling), Get, the next, witness, in, NOW?!"
  • PBP: "Uh, thank you for your time, Princess. We would like to call, Kevin's mother to the stand!"
  • (Celestia): (In Crane's head) ("Crane, I'm sure you know that I can recognize you. Do you know what will happen if this Harvey Wadder finds out you are impersonating him?")
  • Crane: ("Relax, your highness, Harvey Wadder isn't real. Some old friends made sure that he LOOKED real so there wouldn't be any controversy. I had to step in to help my brother. You and I know how undefeatable PBP is.")
  • (Celestia): ("I can understand that, but do you realize that your mother is coming? She's sure to recognize you. She'll say your name at the exact moment she comes.")
  • Crane: ("Well, can you handle that?")
  • (Celestia): ("I can try. But it's gonna be hard to tell when she'll recognize you, though. Just be careful.")
  • Crane: ("Thanks, your highness.")

Later...

  • Yan Fan: (Appears before the stand) Is my dear boy okay?
  • Celestia: He is, Mrs. Fan. He's about ready to hear you defend him.
  • Grand Councilwoman: Yan Fan, we are aware that Kevin Longbill is one of your 2 sons, as well as Crane from the Furious Five and member of the Shell Lodge Squad.
  • Yan Fan: Well, I actually didn't know he was a Kung Fu master for most of my life because he was scared I would have a heart attack, he's such a good bot for that by the way, but-
  • PBP: Enough! We need info on Kevin, not Crane! Were you aware of Kevin's problems before he committed the crime?
  • Yan Fan: "Well, from what Crane told me, I guess I can say, well.... I'm not sure if I'm very relivent, I mean, I wasn't yet canon at the time of the situation."
  • PBP: "(Annoyed robotic growl), Let me rephrease the question! Was Kevin capable to willingly betray people like in the situation!"
  • Yan Fan: "Alchorse not! Kevin was a risk taker, but even he would cross the line against taking over a planet!"
  • PBP: "How much are you aware of this, "Mang Cobra"."
  • Yan Fan: "Depends, which Mang Cobra we're talking about?"
  • PBP: ".... What?"
  • Yan Fan: "Well, Mang is actselly a fairly common cobra name. Why, there's Mang Mo the baker, Mang Cao, a shoe polisher, Mang Juan the village wacko, Mang Ma, the village nanny, oh she was always so nice to Crane and Qu Dan when they were hatchlings, she didn't at all mind they always mistake her tail for a worm, and,...... (Sees Kevin and Crane blushing out of control), Uh, sorry, I rambled on alot, Anyway, there was also-"
  • PBP: "I was referring to Lord Mang 'Simon' Cobra, you dumb old hag!"
  • Yan Fan: "Well, I never!"
  • Yan Fan smacks PBP with her purse, and PBP falls on his back!
  • PBP: "Ahhhhh! Someone get me back up!"
  • Crane: ".... Could someone help the Trash Can off his back? He's fallen and can't get up."
  • A light laughter was heard.
  • Tri-corn helped PBP up.
  • PBP: "Gah! Anyway, have you heard of Mang "Simon" Cobra or not?"
  • Yan Fan: "I'm not talking to you in that tone, Mr. Steven-Hawking voice! Either you apologize and learn some manners, or I won't have anything to say for the matter!"
  • PBP: "Gee, Jee, dodo! Blah! No further questions! What insolence, I never had been treated with such disrespect, I, (Glitched up words)!"
  • PBP went away!
  • Crane got up.
  • Crane: "As my oppenent tried to ask, were you aware of Mang Simon Cobra?"
  • Yan Fan: "Who wouldn't? Wasn't he, that leopard to wanted to be Dragon Warrior?"
  • Crane: "That's Tai Lung."
  • Yan Fan: ".... That renagade Sholilin Monk Fox?"
  • Crane: "That's Junjie."
  • Yan Fan: "Uh, That warrior king of those Qidon oxes?"
  • Crane: "That's Temutai."
  • Yan Fan: "The pig with the inventions."
  • Crane: "That's Taotie!"
  • Yan Fan: "That scary owl?"
  • Crane: "That's Fenghuang!"
  • Yan Fan: "The deer who used to work for the emperor?"
  • Crane: "That's Meng Tao!"
  • Yan Fan: "The crazy hairy ox general?"
  • Crane: "That's General Tsin!"
  • Yan Fan: "The crocadile that saids "Gah" all the time!"
  • Crane: "That's Fung?!"
  • Yan Fan: "The Peacock with the canon?"
  • Crane: "That's Lord Shen!"
  • Yan Fan: "He was once a pig but was really a dragon?"
  • Crane: "That's Ke-Pa?!"
  • Yan Fan: "The lemur with the freaky eyes?"
  • Crane: "That's Tong Fo!?"
  • Yan Fan: "That food stealing rat?"
  • Crane: "That's Ju Long!?"
  • Yan Fan: "The armadillo thingie who forced orphans to steal for him?"
  • Crane: "THAT'S SANZU?!"
  • Yan Fan: "The Angry Rhino?"
  • Crane: "That's Hundun!?"
  • Yan Fan: "That Giant Crocadile?"
  • Crane: "Li-dong?! That's Li-dong?!"
  • Yan Fan: "That scorpian obcessed with flowers and hyptising people with that stinger?"
  • Crane: "That's Scorpian?!"
  • Yan Fan: "Crane's monkey friend's rude brother?"
  • Crane: "That's Wu Kong?!"
  • Yan Fan: "How about-"
  • Crane: "Hold it! I'm sorry, before we turn this into a Kung Fu Panda francise villain role-call, here's, his picture!"
  • Crane shows a photo of Mang in a police line-up.
  • Yan Fan: "Oh....... Wasn't he the Cobra that tried to poison that village you were in?"
  • Crane: "No, he's the Cobra who's encharged of the Villain leage and the one we were talking about who mind warped Mr. Kevin into nearly conguring it?!"
  • Yan Fan: "Oh........ That Cobra.... He's, capable to corrupt people with powder, right?"
  • Crane: (Sighs, "Really, mother? You HAD to look bad in front of the court?")
  • Kevin: Mother, stop embarrassing yourself, and just tell us if you've known about him before the incident.
  • Yan Fan: Sorry, son. I know him very well. Everyone in the UUniverses knows him. He's a big jerk. But in all honesty, I never suspected he'd corrupt Kevin and use him like a puppet. He's SO unpredictable.
  • Crane: Did you defend him after the crime?
  • Yan Fan: Well, I was actually busy at the time. You know how it is. It wasn't until a month later that I found out everything. I assure you that my son is NOT a bad person. He may not be as perfect as Crane is, but he's a perfect son. I instantly forgiven him after he referred to our family as 'chicken-fried', because God knows how many times a bird has been called THAT. It's just an awkward bird meme.
  • Crane: Did you plan on helping him after that?
  • Yan Fan: Well, no, I still had work to do.
  • Crane: Did you EVER have time to help?
  • Yan Fan: No. Not even after the time I visited Crane again. Or even that time he phoned me up and told me about my brother's oil condition. I've never heard anything about Kevin ever since that last call.
  • Tricorn: ("This is failing. I guess it's time to bring out the big guns.") Is someone gonna fix PBP?
  • PBP: I have repaired myself, thank you very much. Now where was I? Oh, yes, Yan Fan, have you heard of Mang 'Simon' Cobra?
  • Yan Fan: I already told Mr. Wadder about it, you big trash can. You think YOU'RE so smart, well at least I can do this! (Harmonizes)
  • PBP: (Tries it, but his harmonizing is at the same pitch) Oh, crap!
  • Kevin: Mother, please!
  • Tricorn: ENOUGH!!! (Whispering) PBP, this is failing. Yan Fan is proving to be a bad influence to the court. Is that little filly still able to make it?
  • PBP: Of course. The filly who claimed to have fallen in love with Kevin. I shall bring her in soon. Defense calls Applebloom to the stand!
  • Crane: (Gasps)
  • Kevin: Are you kidding? She's just a kid! She has NO idea how to testify.
  • Grand Councilwoman: Silence! Bring the filly in.

Later...

  • ???: (Camera is on the stand) How in tarnation am I s'posed to see everyone?
  • PBP: Here is a stool.
  • ???: Wha...(Scoffs) You talk funny!
  • PBP: Just get on the stool.
  • ???: Okay, okay, God! It's not like I can climb onto the stand or somethin'! (She appears to be Applebloom) Wow, this room is HUGE!...(Sees Kevin) OH, HI KEVIN!!!
  • Kevin: Uh...(Chuckles) Hey, Applebloom. It's been a while.
  • Applebloom: Don't I know it.
  • PBP: "Now....... Can you, explain your first encounter with, the party in question?"
  • Applebloom: "There's a party? OH BOY! I better tell Pinkie Pie!"
  • Pinkie Pie barges in!
  • Pinkie: "HERE I AM?!"

This suddenly plays!

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  • A big party is thrown!
  • PBP: "What the?"
  • Pinkie: "COME ON AND SMILE EVERY PONY?!"
  • PBP: "Seize this aimless and mindless flocing now and leave this court home you random appearing-"
  • Pinkie Pie bumps off PBP on his back again!
  • PBP: "Oh confound it, I am on my back again! Why was not made with legs?"

A party later.

  • Grand Councilwoman: "Ok, have we gotten the pink pony under control?"
  • Pinkie is seen tied up with a straight jacket.
  • Gantu: "Yep."
  • PBP: "Finally. Now, as I was asking, but I must however rephrase my question, when have you first encounterd Mr. Qu Dan?"
  • Applebloom: "(In lovy dovey dreamboat mode) Ahh, he's a dreamboat!"

Flashback.

  • Kevin plays his guitar.
  • Laughter of children are heard.
  • Kevin notices this.
  • he gets up from his lounge chear to investigate. he looks over a hill to see the CMC (Cutie Mark Crusaders.) playing with some ball. Kevin flew up to them.
  • Kevin: "Uh, kids? Exquse me?"
  • Applebloom, Sweetie Belle, and Scootaloo looked at Kevin.
  • Kevin: "Yeah hi. listen, i ordenarly don't like to rain on peoples' parade or, anything, But this is private propity, you are on private propity, and, uh, listen, there's contruction going on here, and uh, well, it might be dangerious for kids like you and uh..."
  • Sweetie Belle: "Oh, sorry, we came here with Applebloom's sister for some playtime. we didn't know somepony, err, i mean, someone was doing something here."
  • Kevin: "Hey, it's cool, it's cool. just, go find her, huh? Someplace else to hang out?"
  • Sweetie and Scootaloo ran off. but Applebloom stayed. she looked as if she was awestruck.
  • Kevin: "Uh, you ok kid?"
  • Applebloom: (Lovestruck) "Just fine........"
  • Kevin: "Ok..... (gulp). Is this scene getting awkword or is it just me?"
  • ???: "APPLEBLOOM!"
  • Applebloom snaps out it!
  • Applebloom: "COMING! i gotta go."
  • Kevin: "Whew. That was a close one."
  • Kevin flew off.
  • Applebloom sighed in love struck. she walked off.

Later.

  • Kevin still playing his gittar on the lounging chear.
  • Applebloom walks up to him un-noticed by him.
  • Applebloom: "Uh, exquse me, mister business crane sir?"
  • Kevin noticed Applebloom.
  • Kevin- Just call me plain Kevin. Hey, your that little filly from yesterday aren't ya?
  • Applebloom- Uh huh.
  • Kevin- So what do they call you?
  • Applebloom- My names Applebloom.
  • Kevin- Well then Applebloom, what can I do for ya?
  • Applebloom- Nothing, I just wanna thank you for yesterday and wondered what your doing.
  • Kevin- Oh that? Usually most kids don't like when Adults rain on their fun. But i guess your clearly well behaved. Anyway, your welcome and, about my job? You see, I'm establishing a huge diamond mineing faciliity thats going to make my industry alot of cash and all I gotta do is make it enviorenment friendly so Princess Celestia won't be all over me for that stuff. I was going to persue a rockstar/rapping gangsta career and hang up my suit to play some music and even make the people I hired my own band, but they are after a more coporate approach. so we created this mining company called ShineMiners Incorporated, a completely safe and enviorenment friendly industry.
  • Applebloom: "That's neat... I, i was wondering, if, i can well, spend time with you."
  • Kevin: "Wait, pardon?"
  • Applebloom: "Well, i thought i could persue something more, different then the farm life. I always saw myself as a business pony."
  • Kevin: "Oh, going for the business life eh? I have no problem with that. Tell you what, you can start today, we're just opening up. One thing though, your an intern, so you are here to learn things, and not allowed to be directly involve in the works, cause you know, child labor laws? Equestia has them right?"
  • Applebloom: "Well, yeah."
  • Kevin: "Oh good. Wait, you don't have to go to shcool today, do you?"
  • Applebloom: "Oh, don't worry, it's Saterday."
  • Kevin: "Great, let me introduse you to my assuiates. Oh, and uh, look out for Doloris, she might be, really uptight for a snake."
  • Applebloom- Okay, Kevin! ("If he doesn't say anythin' 'bout me callin' him 'Kevin, that means we're truly in love!")
  • Kevin- ("She just called me 'Kevin', well that's awkward. But I'll let it slide, she's probably confused.") Well, Ms. Applebloom, do you thnk you should get some permission from your big sister first?
  • Applebloom- Well, um...okay then, Kevin!
  • Kevin- ("Aw shit, I shouldn't have said something!")
  • Applebloom- ("He let me say it twice now! It's like we're married!")
  • Doloris was looking at her clipboard.
  • Kevin: "Hey, Doloris. You might not be thrilled about this, but, we got ourselfs an intern."
  • Doloris- An intern? Well, whos' the new recru--(Sees Applebloom) Uh, Kevin? What's the filly doing here?
  • Kevin- Oh, she's the new intern.
  • Doloris- You can NOT be serious! She's too young to be an intern, what nerve have you got to even hire HER? She doesn't even have any experience.
  • Applebloom- Oh yeah? Says who?
  • Doloris- Every single rules and guidelines about jobs. Listen here, young lady, you can't just come in here and apply for an internship! Are your parents even aware about this?
  • Applebloom- Actually, I just live with my Granny Smith, my old brother and sister, Ms. Snake.
  • Doloris- Well, you don't belong here, kid. This is a highly advanced facility with years of experience and training.
  • Applebloom- But, I, uh--
  • Doloris- I'm gonna have to ask you to leave.
  • Kevin- Doloris, c'mon! This young filly looks like she has the potential. And what gives YOU the right to ask her to leave? Only I can do that! I'm the C.E.O., remember? Your boss? The Man of numero uno establishmenty? The Don of this mob? The King of this castle? The Emperor of this china? The Poopah of, whatver poopah's are in charged of?
  • Doloris- But, sir, she's too--
  • Kevin- DOLORIS! I've been looking over the budget, and, I have to say, it is not pretty like a butterfly. If you keep criticizing my job like that, I'm gonna have to hire a new asisstant. So you can either A: Leave immediately, or B: Live in an alley in a cardboard box for the rest of your life!
  • Doloris- But-but-but-but-but-but--
  • Kevin- I SAID 'LEAVE'!
  • Doloris- Okay, okay! Don't come crying to me if this kid ends up hurt, and we get a lawsuit! ay crumba. (Leaves)
  • Kevin- What did i tell ya? Uptight! Anyway, sorry that i acted like that right in front of you, but that snake thinks she's the boss around here! She's worse then my high school princeipal! Now then, where was I? Oh, yes, you're hired.
  • Applebloom- YAY! I'll go get my friends.
  • Kevin- This reservation's only for one. Exspiecally how Doloris reacted with you being here. I don't even wanna know what more kids in the business would make her do!
  • Applebloom- You mean...I can't bring my friends along?
  • Kevin- Look, as much as i would like to make Doloris mad, and trust me, the funny things she can say during it are wroth it, i do not want to push it. One time i did, and she threaten to sue me!
  • Applebloom- Oh, ok. I didn't tell them about you anyway, this is something i wanted to do with you.
  • Kevin- Good girl! Now, let's get started!
  • Doloris watches from afar.
  • Doloris: "Is this because of your childhood, sir?"
  • Edword and Norm appeared.
  • Norm: "Hey, who's the new kid?"
  • Edword: "And i thought we weren't suppose to hire minors."
  • Doloris: "I think, it's the mirror to the childhood Kevin never had with his familia."
  • Norm: "Really? He's still holding on to that?"
  • Edword: "Hey, i am sure she's just here, to, observe. it's not like she'll be directly involved."
  • Doloris: "(Sigh), your right. I know not even Kevin would be THAT insane to hire a child without a reason. Maybe i should've ask first. I am gonna go and apologies."
  • Edword: "That's the spirit!"
  • Norm: "Hey Ed, let's meet the newbie!" (All 3 walk up to Kevin and Applebloom)
  • Edward- Oh my, God! She's the cutest thing I've ever laid my eyes on!
  • Norm- Aw, what's your name, newbie?
  • Applebloom- Uh, Applebloom?
  • Edward- Applebloom? That's a cute name.
  • Doloris- Well, Kevin? I'm sorry about my rude behavior. If this young lady is willing to prove she's worth it, then so be it. Plus, her friends can come, too.
  • Applebloom- ALRIGHT! NOW THAT'S WHAT I'M TALKIN' 'BOUT!
  • Doloris- As long as they get permission from their caretakers.
  • Applebloom- Oh...horsefeathers! Well, I'd best get started.

Reality.

  • Applebloom: "I was able to convince my friends after we convinced Applejack, Rarity, and Rainbow Dash to okay it. Kevin was so, dreamy!"
  • PBP: "And care to explain, why you are attacted to someone older then you?"
  • Applebloom: "Well, in appleoosa, it's considered hot if you can play the gitar real good."
  • PBP: "... Seriously? You are in love with him cause of a stupid instrament?"
  • Applebloom: "THE GITAUR IS NOT A STUPID INSTRAMENT?! IT'S HOW MA AND PA MET BEFORE THEY..... (Starts to cry for abit), I promised myself I would never remind myself of the, the, the....... (CRIES OUTLOUD)!"
  • The People groaned in disappoveal!
  • A man: "YOU ASSHOLIC TRASHCAN, YOU MADE A LITTLE KID CRY?!"
  • Boos are heard as junk is seen thrown at the PBP!
  • Yan Fan appeared and smacked PBP down the floor again with her purse!
  • PBP: "Confound it I hope this is not recuring trend."
  • Grandcouncil Woman: "ORDER IN THE COURT! Now, I think it's safe to assume the child is not capable to testify in court. For now on, anything she said will be ignored and scratched from the record, (calms down), and miss Applebloom is to return home."
  • Crane: "Oh, thank goodness gitars are a hotbutton issue for the Apple Family."
  • Kevin: "It's like, the Karma fairies desided to help me for, some odd reason!"

Meanwhile.

  • Icky was paying Karma Fairies money.
  • Icky: "And here's your payment to make PBP look like a machanical dumbass."
  • Karma Fairy: "Sure thing, Icko."

Court.

  • Applejack and Pinkie Pie, releashed from her containment, take Applebloom and pass PBP.
  • Pinkie: "Meanie!"
  • Applejack: "You machanical monster!"
  • Applejack bucks PBP straight into a wall!
  • PBP: "..... This is turning into my least faverable case."
  • Tri-Corn was twitching and glitching.
  • Grand Council Woman: "I think it's about time the defence send their witnesses."
  • Crane: "We only have one, your honor. Defence calls, Doloris, the current CEO of Kevin's former company, to the stands."
  • Doloris is seen slithering.
  • Kevin: "Good luck Doloris."
  • Doloris: "I'll, try."
  • Doloris got on the stand, and Crane approuched her.
  • Crane: "Doloris, can you talk about thr first time you joined Kevin's company as his secertary?"
  • Doloris: "Well, it started a few days after I left the amazon to seek work in the dragon realms."

Flashback.

  • (Doloris): "I started out, a waitress for a diner in downtown new york of the dragon realms. I had a decent pay, an understanding boss, and respectable custamers. But, I always felt, I was meant for something greater. Then, I saw Kevin's TV ad."
  • Kevin's voice: "Are these companies you want to relie on? Irrespondsable corrupt polluters that cause endless damage to the evioment for money? Oilspills, deforestation. animals being harmed. Seriously, that needs to stop while we still can actselly do it. The Planet may be big, but it's not indestructable. Join my company, and we can do something about it. Let's work togather and find an alternate reshorse, and make fossel fuel live up to it's name, and make pollution, something that belongs in a museum. I'm Kevin Longbill, and I approve this message."
  • (Doloris): "I self-retired from the waitress job to join Kevin. He seemed, so inspiring."
  • Doloris is seen in a line up with a bajillion attractive female animals.
  • Kevin comes in struming his gitar!
  • Kevin: "AH-HEY, LADIES! It's great you girls can actselly think about something other then guys and how big your boobs can be, and I'm glad it's something impourent not just to you."
  • Doloris wispers: "Kinda cute for a Crane."
  • Kevin: "Ok, I just need someone who's good at, being a secretary. Someone who will always have my back, even if I were to get mix-up in some sort of, nasty trouble. Ok, if any of you won't end up turning against me if I was accused of being, uh, an alien invader from Zain 9, raise your hand." (Everyone doesn't raise their hands, but Doloris suddenly raises her tail up) Ah, I see one who agrees with me. Come on up. (Doloris slithers up) What's your name, madam?
  • Doloris: My name is Doloris Boa. I saw your ad, and I thought I'd come by and apply for the job.
  • Kevin: Why do you feel qualified for the job, Ms. Boa?
  • Doloris: Because I'm patient, calm, have good hygiene, and I'm friendly with other people. I'm also very helpful to people when they require help.
  • Kevin: How old are you?
  • Doloris:...Well, as a female, I'd take that as an offense, but since you're an employer, I'd say I'm 23 years old.
  • Kevin: Well, you seem like a pretty good candidate. I guess I can hire you. You can be my assistant.
  • Doloris: Thank you, Mr. Longbill.
  • Kevin: Don't mention it. You'll enjoy helping me search for a renewable energy source.

Present

  • Doloris: So, I kept my promise of not scolding him for the actions that got him in this situation. I decided to take his place as owner of the company. It started off rough, but I got the hang of it.
  • Crane: Did you know what Kevin did after he retired?
  • Doloris: Of course. He decided to go into the music business. He's a good guitar player, as well as a good singer.
  • Crane: "Outside of the mess in Equestia, had you ever heard of Kevin doing anything else bad?"
  • Doloris: "Are you kidding? Not Kevin. He doesn't have a bad bone in his body, not just speaking in terms of health."
  • Crane: "And your sure that in light of Kevin abandoning Mang when he needed aid against the lougers, would you agree Mang would never at all seek to try and make Kevin evil again?"
  • Doloris: "Alchorse. A prideful idiot like that is muy bad at forgiveness. In fact, if he knows what's good for those freaky eels on his back, he better stay away from Kevin, or I'll go loco in the coco on him!"
  • Crane: "Nothing further, your honor."
  • PBP sighed annoyed.
  • PBP: "Ya know, I am tired of hearing about this, "It was Cobra" crap. Not every dishator was by an abominable snake warlock! Did you even see this, "Mang" corrupting Kevin in Equestia as annoyingly claimed?"
  • Doloris: "I was looking at my notes in the building at the time, so I am not good at answering the question."
  • PBP: "A yes or no is an acceptable answer, or I shall hold you in comtempt?!"
  • Doloris: "What?! Holding me in comtempt just because I can't answer a question not even good for me?!"
  • PBP: "Are you gonna answer it or what, you limbless freak?"
  • Crane: "OBJECTION, YOUR HONOR, He's harassing and insulting the witness!"
  • Grand Councilwoman: "Sustained. If your going to ask a question, ask politely, or move on."
  • PBP: "(Annoyed), Did you see Mang Cobra, yes or no?"
  • Doloris: No! I didn't see Cobra interacting with Kevin when he corrupted him. Are you happy now?
  • PBP: Indeed. That's all you needed to say. You see, Grand Councilwoman? No witnesses. Nobody or pony EVER witnessed Kevin getting corrupted. So there's no evidence that he was EVER corrupted, nor is there ANY evidence of Cobra's involvement.
  • Kevin: Well, I WAS corrupted! I've told everyone a thousand times that I was. Case closed!
  • PBP: Case opened. We simply cannot confirm your corruption unless we have proof.
  • Crane: "Gah, your honor, just because the corruption wasn't witnessed doesn't mean it's not true. I call my client to the stand!"
  • PBP: "I object your honor?! Just words from the defendent alone can't comfirm the situation!"
  • Grand Councilwoman: "Calm yourself, Brain-Pod. Everyone desevres the benifit of the doubt. To help aide in seeing if this is true, we shall require of the aide of the Brain viewer."
  • A machanical chear is seen.
  • Kevin: "It looks like a saloon chear or, even, (gulp), the hot seat."
  • A Raccon Sciencetist appeared.
  • Raccon: "(British accent) Worry not, it's as harmless as a nanny's hug, it is. I should know, I, Dr. Mongovery T. Rash, invented this device."
  • PBP: "(Gasps), Objection your honor, we aren't sure if it's realiable?!"
  • Grand Councilwoman: "I have seen the tests myself, and it works fine. The test subjects went through with no serious side-effects or repercoutions. You may proceed."
  • Dr. Mongovery leads Kevin to the chear, pleaces the helmet on it, and suddenly, Kevin's eyes glows like a camera as a movie plays.

Flashback.

  • Kevin was practicing his guitar.
  • suddenly, there was a cold rush of air torwords Kevin.
  • Kevin: "Brr! Knew i should've brought a skarf!"
  • Kevin got up and walked a few paces before interseted by a hooded figure.
  • Kevin: "AHH! dude! What the heck?! You scared me!"
  • the hooded stranger reveled himself, it was Lord Cobra. An audicence gasp was heard.
  • Kevin: "Oh dude, you looked like you seen better days."
  • Lord Cobra: "Your brash sense of humor is, minorly charming."
  • Kevin: "Oh, uh, thanks, i think."
  • Lord Cobra: "I come to make a business propisition, dear boy. It's concerning, the natives of the planet."
  • Kevin: "You mean, the little multi-colored horses?"
  • Lord Cobra: "The proper name would be, "Ponies". Any way, have you noticed how, uncivilised they are?"
  • Kevin: "Really? You think they're uncivilised because they don't wear clohes? it's a matter of opinion! Not every sentient animal thinks like humans you know. Or is it because they still have a monarchy? Demockrity doesn't work for everyone! Or is it the houses? It's really not the modernest stuff i seen but hey, we all can't be about skyscrappers you know! I mean, aside from this "Manehatten" i heard about, but didn't get the chance to notice. But still, they can still be justifived as a civilisation. In fact, i am pretty sure they have modern convinecnes like TV."
  • Lord Cobra: "I mean, they are not embracing the future!"
  • Kevin: "What?"
  • Lord Cobra: "Let me explain! they have modern convinences, yes. But they rely on electrisity! and isn't your company out to tear it asounder?"
  • Kevin: "By that, you mean offer a more better and cheaper power shorse? Then yes."
  • Lord Cobra: "Exsactly! and aren't you working on such a miricle of mortal science?"
  • Kevin: "Uh, more or less. We haven't found something truely perfect, i mean, there's Jurium, it's everything, but renewable. We have to suck this place dry of diamonds as a result, and any jewelery we can get until we find the perfect shorse! But it's not at least Omnicarbonic acid. i mean, it's stronger, but it's an everimental hazard, Super Sayin times 1000! and Celestia would strangle me with her hooves if i did something that upsets the everment, and her."
  • Lord Cobra: "Say, she doesn't have to know about it, does she friend? you could just, lie alittle about the Omni acid and just called, like, hmm, "Cobraian". it's a newer, fresher, and renewable. How's that sound friend?"
  • Kevin: "Do i look like one of those pond sucking corprate liers that people say destroys a rainforest for easy cash? No! not this crane, buddy!"
  • Lord Cobra: "So, your gonna pass up being more famous then.... Your brother?"
  • Kevin: "Hey, how did you know i have a brother, skalely!?"
  • Lord Cobra: "Who hasn't heard of Crane of the furious five? He's a big hero, you know. A somebody.... I bet your parents really loved him over you, didn't they, Qu Dan?"
  • Kevin: "DO NOT CALL ME THAT! DON'T MAKE ME CALL GASTON ON YOU! In fact, how do you even KNOW THAT ABOUT ME?! DO I UNKNOWLY HAVE A BLOG REVEILING MY PERSONAL INFO ON THE INTERNET OR SOMETHING?!"
  • Lord Cobra: "Oh, i think i have no fear of you telling your king kong rip-off on me. Because, i am here to help you, become someone greater then that brother of yours. Sure he can defeat villains, but you, you could revolutionised engry as we know it! You will be so popular, that Crane will become but a legend, a myth, even.... A has-been. Doesn't that sound good, Mr. Longbill?"
  • Kevin- Well, I don't know. I guess this town does need some improvement. I mean they gotta look to the 21st century!...Well, I guess we have a deal.... (Cobra smiles wickedly.) (Audience gasped) But I can't risk Equestria by just making the waste a resource. (Cobra frowns in disappointment) (Audience sighed in relief) That could destroy it, and that I don't want. So I have a better idea.
  • Lord Cobra- And what's that?
  • Kevin- I'm gonna build more facilities and a better-suited city. Think about it! Houses will get metal surfaces, they'll get their own power stations so electrical power outages will be a thing of the past. Canterlot will be made of shiny streaking gold, cars that can be operated even for a pony, more powerful security, new renewable power sources better than juronium, and even the ability of teleportation. (Eyes turn redder and redder as he speaks) Soon, Equestria will embrace the convenience of 21st century technology, and it will become a more congruous place. And before you know it, the first ponies will land on the moon! Technological breakthroughs will strike Equestria as striking new technology will unfold before their very eyes! And once Princess Celestia embraces these breakthroughs, nothing will be the same! (Eyes become completely red)
  • Lord Cobra- You've got yourself a deal! (Cackles)
  • Kevin- What's with the maniacal laugh?
  • Lord Cobra- It's an expression.
  • Kevin- Ah, I see. Well, Equestria, prepare for the dawning of a new age!
  • Lord Cobra: "One more thing! wear these sun glasses."
  • Kevin: "Why?"
  • Lord Cobra: "Oh, no reason... it makes you look more, cooler."
  • Kevin: "Oh, thanks." (Leaves)
  • Lord Cobra: "Game...Set...Match!" (Summons a cigar and a cigarette lighter with his medallion. Then he smoked his cigar in triumph)

Reality.

  • The Machine turned off automatiacly.
  • PBP: "..... Oh rats.... This is gonna be tougher then I thought......"
  • Grand Councilwoman: "Well, I think it's obvious that Kevin was indeed corrupted. And it's comferting that, at least he had enough freewill to refuse using waste as a reshorce."
  • PBP: "Ok, fine. You win. Mang did turned out to be involved. But it shouldn't excused him out of well desevred prison time in Prison 42. Remember how bad Tai Lung was, and still is when Corrupted? How can we be sure Kevin is TRUELY cleansed of Corruption? I advise we still lock him up for both his safety, and the public."
  • Crane: "Your honor, it's fairly obvious that my client was cleanesed already by a brother's kindness from Crane of the Shell Lougers."
  • PBP: "Corruption from Mang is unpredictable. Sometimes it would take a certain amount of time to grow back eventally and before you know it, Kevin might already be up to trouble."
  • Crane: "Well, ain't we hypocritical? You were denying Mang's involvement, and now that you acknowledge him now your accusing of still being under an influence?"
  • PBP: "Well, I can't exactly estimate that, cause corruption is not exactly an exact science. Some people would have corruption for years and fail to realise it. For the public's sake, it's best to put that bird in a cage!"
  • Grand Councilwoman: "Enough! It's obvious this is gonna go on for awhile now. Very well, after a 10 hour recess, we shall discuss evidences, and finally, both of you will try to make a speech for your cases before a jury! All in All, I want less insanity and violence and insults, and more order if that is even REMOTELY possable. Let the recess commence."
  • The people in the court began to leave.
  • Kevin: "Did we do good, Harvy?"
  • Crane: "Well, we're lucky. But we're not out of the bamboo forest yet. PBP is just getting started."
  • The Spyfly follows PBP and Tri-corn.

Chapter 5: The 10 hour recess of humiliation and No evidences for either side.

Tricorn's Office.

  • Tri-corn: "THIS WAS A DISHASTOR?! THE WITNESSSES WE GOT EITHER WORKED AGAINST US, ARE UNREALIABLE, OR BOTH?! Harvy has a unfair advantage over us! My plan for revenge against Kevin for what happened to me in Equestia is gonna be a flunk! First We lost Hammerhead to suck the company dry even if we lost anyway, then Oilspill and the Sloggain Emperor to further damn Kevin are deemed irrelivent, then the witnesses we DO have worked more with Kevin then against him, AND NOW IT WAS PROVEN MANG WAS INVOLVED?! Please tell we the evidence against him will turn things around!"
  • PBP: "Slight issue: the eveidents against Kevin is either lost or cleaned away."
  • Tri-Corn: "Blasted! And Defence already has proof of Mang being around! DAMN IT DAMN IT DAMN IT?!"
  • PBP: "We may have to get to desperate messures. We may have to.... Fabercate things alittle. We would have to, relie on risky shorces."
  • PBP brought out a bag of Corruption Powder.
  • Tri-Corn: "Corruption Powder? Where on earth did you get that abominable garbage?!"
  • PBP: "An abandonned Leage warehouse a few blocks down when there was the April raid on Leage Warehouses in 2013 by the lougers to destroy the corruption powder, and succeeded in all but this one. Remember when I said that corruption is unpredictable? Well, I have a fool-proof plan to proof Kevin is still corrupt: We're gonna MAKE him corrupt!"
  • Tri-Corn: "You mean exposed him to the junk? How? It's not like he's THAT big of an idiot, he's not gonna willingly take that from us!"
  • PBP: "Obviously not, but I am hoping of putting it on this, harmless piece of Pepperoni and Extra Cheese pizza (Brings out the pizza), Kevin's faverite. I will give the corruptable pizza to him as a "apologies" gift for my rudeness to show no hard feelings. This will surely make people realise that Kevin is still and will always be nothing more then a menace."
  • Tri-Corn: "....... That, is the most, desperate, dispicable, risky, and self-helping sinister trick I ever heard! YOUR A GENIUS?!"
  • PBP adds the corruption powder.
  • PBP: "Pizza Dilvery?"
  • PBP and Tri-Corn laughed wickedly. But they were unaware that they were being watched by the SpyBug

Dragon Temple

  • Mantis: SO, they think they're gonna cheat their way into proving Kevin guilty of a false crime, huh?
  • Private: We can't let Kevin eat that pizza!
  • Kowalski: Don't worry, I've got a plan. (Flies the SpyBug directly towards the pizza box, and crawls inside it)...(A squish is heard from inside the box, and Kowalski chuckles)
  • Skipper: (Laughs) Kowalski, you diabolical genius, you!
  • Kowalski: There's no way Kevin will eat the pizza now. (The Lodgers laugh)

Kevin's Room

  • Kevin: (A knock on the door is heard) Come in. (PBP appears with the pizza) YOU! What're you doing here? And what's with the pizza box?
  • PBP: It is a pizza. So I can apologize for my bad behavior.
  • Kevin: Hmm, I wouldn't expect you to give me something as a favor. Besides, what kind of pizza is it? If it has peppers on it, I'm not gonna-
  • PBP: It's pepperoni with extra cheese.
  • Kevin: OH, YUMMO!!! (Opens the box) WHA-, EWW!!! (Barfs off camera) WHAT KIND OF SICKO DO YOU THINK YOU ARE?!? THAT PIZZA IS FOUL!!!
  • PBP: What are you talking about--? (Sees that the pizza is covered in slime)... Crap nuggets!
  • Kevin: You think this is funny, you bucket of bolts? You think it's funny to just dump your own fluids on the pizza and hope I don't notice it? GET OUT OF HERE, YOU TALKING TRASH CAN!!! (Slams the door on PBP, and PBP slams to the wall with the rotten pizza splattering all over him)
  • PBP:... Son of a motherf*****g bitch!

Dragon Temple

  • Skipper: (He and All the Lodgers burst out laughing)
  • Icky: "Aw man! So worth it!?"
  • Lord Shen: "Oh glorious devines, I haven't laugh this hard since I found out the Panda was a twat!"
  • Patrick: "It's even funnier then when Doodle was beating up Squidward, HA-HA!?"
  • Tigress: "But he stills has corruption powder. He'll keep finding a way to corrupt Kevin again till he does or he is stopped."
  • Skipper: "And speak of the devil, he is!"
  • PBP (in the screen): "Well, that ended poorly. Well, next best plan: Let him eat cake. Time to visit the bakery. I heard Kevvy likes Chocolate cake, he'll never resist."
  • Shifu: "And we still only have nine hours left. Po, you and the five must make sure he never reaches the bakery!"
  • Po: "Whoa whoa whoa, wait! How are we suppose to do that? What's our excuse to be chasing after Tri-corn's toy?"
  • Shifu: "Simply tell him you just recently discover there's a surviving corruption powder and you need to ensure it's destroyed."
  • Po: "... Ok...."

Downtown Dragon Realms New York.

  • PBP is seen flying with Rocket boosters.
  • PBP sees the bakery a few more miles away.
  • PBP: "There's already seven hours left. I have to make the transaction quick."
  • ???: "PBP!?"
  • PBP sees Po and the Furious Five (plus the crane clone) coming after him!
  • Po: "YOU HAVE SOMETHING THAT'S TOO DANGERIOUS, BRAIN-POD!?"
  • PBP: Oh, no! (He zoomed faster towards the Bakery)
  • Po: "HEY COME BACK HERE?!" (Grabs a pull cart to ride on, and he and the Five persue PBP as much as they can with their Kung Fu)
  • PBP: "This will slow them down!"
  • PBP knocks down a billboard that is about to crash onto civilians!
  • Po: Guys, guys, guys, the billboard!
  • Tigress: We're on it! (The Crane Clone grabs hold of the billboard while Tigress kicks it upward, Viper and Monkey hold the supports together, and Mantis quickly repairs the supports and fixes the billboard)
  • Po: Nice try, pal! Give us the corruption powder before we charge you with illegal possession of it!
  • PBP: Never! (Pushes multiple civilians into oncoming traffic)
  • Po: Guys, the people! (The Furious Five rescue the civilians as quick as a flash) (Laughs)
  • PBP: Maybe something smaller! (Grabs a box full of bunny children)
  • Po: NO, NO, NOT AGAI--(The cheering children cover his face) MMPPHH!!!
  • PBP: Ha ha ha! (Speeds away)
  • Po: Excuse me, I've got children with me--(Spins across traffic while the Furious Five save the people who spin off the road) (Po's cart is speeding towards a wall) CRANE, CATCH! (Catapults the children into the air)
  • Children: WHEEE!!! (Crane catches the children while Po's cart falls apart while he breaks through the wall)
  • Citizen #1: (Off camera) AHH, WHO'S IN THERE?!?
  • Po: Sorry, m'am!
  • Citizen #2: WHO THE HELL ARE YOU?!?
  • Po: Sorry, I promise the Lodgers will pay for the damages! (He falls out of the house with one handle and wheel remaining from the cart. He tries to use them to catch PBP, but it's too slow)
  • PBP: So long, suckers!
  • Po: GUYS, GUYS, GUYS, I'M LOSING HIM!!!
  • Tigress: Mantis, now! (Mantis throws Tigress with his strength, and Tigress gives Po a push on the cart wheel and handle, and he zooms off on it)
  • Po: WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!
  • PBP: (Sees Po) Aaaah! (Po pushes PBP towards a wall)
  • Po: I'D LIKE TO SQUASH YOU! (They both ram into the wall where PBP gets dizzy and glitch) YES! Taste the defeat!
  • PBP: Curse-curse-curs-curses! (Glitches)
  • Tigress: Alright, enough is enough, Brain-Pod! Give us the corruption powder, or we'll have no choice but to place you under arrest.
  • Viper: "You mean, if it isn't already destroyed."
  • The Corruption powder is seen crushed by a piece of burning dibre.
  • PBP: "Gg-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g Gamorrom Gobbbala?!"
  • Mantis: "I think we broke him."

Hours later, 90 minutes before court returns to session.

  • Tri-Corn: "(Growls), Dr. Where!? IS he done yet?!"
  • Dr. Where, a nervious moniter lizard: "OH! Uh, alchorse, your grace. I am just, adding the finishing touches, and, PBP will be right as rain."
  • Tri-Corn: "This is a dishastor! My luck the lougers were still investigating the abandoned leage warehouse and SOMEHOW discovered the formerly surviving corruption powder. The news spread like wild fire about this! Man, the Grand Councilwoman is gonna give me and PBP an earful!"
  • Dr. Where: "Oh, I'm sure it's not THAT bad!"
  • Tricorn: Oh, what's the point of this revenge plot, anyway? You know what, forget it! I'm not gonna try forcing this on Kevin any longer. If they want to prove he's innocent, then I say who the hell cares? It's not like PBP will be bringing me info that might help-- (PBP rapidly restarts)
  • PBP: Gobbialia-Gobalb-Go-Fuc-NOO-!!! (Shivers in electricity, then suddenly returns back to normal)... What just happened to me?
  • Tricorn: Those Shell Lodgers broke you, and we brought you back online. Are you okay?
  • PBP: Yes. But... I think I just found the key to taking down Kevin. My glitches amplified my intelligence a bit, but mostly hurt me. It seems that when I saw Crane chasing me, I did not sense his body heat.
  • Tri-Corn: ".... That's because, YOUR NOT PROGRAMED TO SENSE BODY HEAT?! YOUR MEANT TO BE PROSICUTION LAWYER!?"
  • PBP: Okay, let me rephrase that. I'm saying it felt like that was not Crane. It felt like it was just... Something else.
  • Tricorn: How would you POSSIBLY know that?
  • PBP: I don't know. But something feels off about this case. Maybe the Crane that was chasing me was not the real Crane. Not sure, just saying how everything felt during that time.
  • Tricorn: Okay, you sure that Panda didn't hit you TOO hard?
  • PBP: "I'm postiive I-"
  • Tri-Corn: "SHUT UP?! Obviously, you're out of wack!? Dr. Where, reset his memory!?"
  • Dr. Where: "Uh, yes, miss Senator."
  • PBP: "Tri-Corn, please, N-" (His memory is reset)
  • Tricorn: I won't have any of THAT bullshit in this case. I'll just improvise my plan. Kevin is gonna pay for doing this to me no matter what. Dr. Where? I want PBP's personality reconfigured. I want him to not feel amused, not be incompetent, not confused, and extremely determined. I'm not gonna let some stupid lawyer crane get the best of me. PBP is gonna win this case, and he WILL win this case.
  • Dr. Where: Yes, Senator.
  • Jamica Boa is seen hidden.
  • Jamica: "Why do I get a feeling this is only gonna end badly for her?"

Court returns.

  • Grand Councilwoman: "The Defence may be allowed to present evidents."
  • Crane: "Well tecnecaly, I think that screen we saw of Kevin being with Mang corrupting him was evidents enough. In fact, other forms of evidents was mostly lost during the cleaning up of Equestia."
  • Grand Councilwoman: "I see.... Has the Prosicution have any evidents?"
  • PBP: "Afraid not, your honor. As Harvy mentioned before, any evidents that would've been used to either benifit or be against the defendent has been lost thanks to the trail being immapprobeately delayed to this point and time."
  • Grand Councilwoman: "I see... Lack of evidents is a very dishearting part of the court, but we shall continue reguardless. I think it's about time we get this mess over with. The Lawyers may speak their cases to the Jury."

Chapter 6: Before A Jury

  • The PBP stood before the Jury.
  • PBP: "I have strong belief that Kevin Longbill IS quilty of still being corrupted. There may be lackage of proper evidents, certain witnesses have been, mysteriously censored out, and Mang has been indeed proven to have a hand in the event, but I know that somewhere inside, there lies a dangerious level of corruption, sheaping inside of him. It's waiting to hatch out of him even as we speak, and if he ends up doing something reckless out of his control that harms everyone even possability all of you in the jury, who can be to blamed? Kevin? Not nessersarly. You. The Jury members. You'll be blamed if you irrespondsably, allow Kevin "Qu Dan Fan" Longbill, not meet proper justice. For his sake, and yours, and the people in the court, and the everyday average joe and joeanna in the public, convict him of attempted conquest of an innosent world. Would it seem fair to him even he doesn't even look corrupt? I'm not gonna lie, it won't. I wouldn't pain-stakingly had tried to get him convicted, if I knew for sure he has no corruption engry in him. But that's it. No one can be truely sure. Sometimes, corruption isn't bluntly obvious like if Kevin wore a clished Drakula cape, had a top-hat and a giant handle-bar mustace. A corrupt person, can look like just like us. An average looking person. It could be you, it could be me, it could even be a harmless bunny with cookies! I am just saying, don't be quick, to let someone where we are not still sure, if his corruption is cleansed or not, off the hook."
  • PBP left, as Crane walked to the jury.
  • Crane: "... I am not gonna suger coat it. Corruption, is not striaght forword obvious. It is unpreditable, and a real problem. But it's a matter if you embraced darkness and shun light. Kevin, does the oppasite of that. Yes, he did get corrupted by very powerful magic. But it wasn't clearly strong enough to remain peraiment, like that of, Tai Lung, or Fenhuang. Kevin was lucky he did had caring for his family and the ability to still feel regret, when a brother's love, and compassion, helped him through that darkness. In fact, you wanna know WHY we're even having this trail now, two and half years since the 2012 Equestian mess? Why didn't we had to do this back then instead of now? Oh, I'll tell you alright. Because Tri-Corn has pride issues?!"
  • Tri-Corn started to sweat.
  • The Grand Councilwoman gave a "I knew it" stare at Tri-Corn's direction, as Celestia gave a sigh in dissapointment.
  • Crane: "Think about it. When the dishastor was being cleaned up, Tri-Corn made a mistake, of trying to eat a egg she thought was abandon. Well, a giant acid spitting cobra mother, really proved otherwise, and thanks to the miricle of science, she survives, to this day, but with anxiaty issues. Death Anxity, amonst them. That can happen to the best of us. We are mortal. We're all fearful of the ineditable end and that faithful visit of the imfamous Grim Reaper. I can understand that. We all, can understand that, whether, your even a fan of Tri-Corn, or absolutely hate her for it! But that anxity, tampered, with her better judgement. That one freak insodent, with an unsentient, UN-SENTIENT, monster, has started to make her fear, and hate, something that is deemed against the naterol order of nature. She has confessions, for causing the deaths of A mutent from Chernibyl, Dinosaur Man, and Radiosaurus, why? Because they were mutanted freaks, IGNORING the fact it wasn't their much of their fault! She attempted to murder B.O.B., cause he was processed by a Jiggles Exspeariment gone awry, she attempted, to murder a misguided Pteradautyl, because of a bad Jurrassic Park Sequial, and an obscured Pteradautyl centered Sci-Fi movie from 2005! She was gonna murder a albeit crazy, but misguided mythic beast slayer because it ruined her chances to make you fall forget her last two messes!? She even prosicuted a freakshow owner, cause she even thought a tiny elephant was a threat to socity! She also hold a handicapped green unicorn at gun point for being the president of a now disbanned black market from a supposingly uncivilised planet of Mythos. You get what I am saying? And now, Tri-corn, wants to punish Kevin, for starting her ploblems, that she caused herself. Tri-Corn, brought this to herself for messing with an offspring, of an acid-spitting giant cobra. Kevin had no fault in this. It's not Kevin's fault, that thanks to a prototype, she can't compidently realise, that the BULLSHIT she's doing, IS WRONG?!"
  • Crane sighed.
  • Crane: "So obviously.... It's up to you. Since the Lougers have been, forbidden to interfear, as part of Tri-Corn's appearent plan to get away to give false justice on someone who didn't even done anything to her, it's up to you, to be Kevin's salvation. If that Tincan said he's still corrupted, then ask yourself...... Why haven't we heard of Kevin making trouble, from the first time, to the trial? The Answer: It's part of another attempt by Tri-Corn, trying to get what she wants, cause she thinks just because she's a senator, she thinks she can have Kevin's head on a silver platter. Proof her wrong. Vote for not guilty."
  • Crane walked away.
  • Tri-Corn: "...... We're boned."
  • PBP: "....... Well darn it."

Chapter 7: Kevin Gets Acquitted

Hours later.

  • After debate, the Jury returned.
  • Jury member 1: "Your honor, we would like to make a virdict."
  • Grand Councilwoman: "Proceed."
  • Jury Member 1: "We find the defendent, Kevin, Qu Dan Fan Longbill....."
  • Kevin started to sweat.
  • Yan Fan hugged Celestia in worry!
  • Tri-Corn started to twich, sweat, and glitch on the suspence!
  • PBP looked on worryingly!
  • Jury Member #1: Both guilty and not guilty.
  • Everyone: What?
  • Grand Councilwoman: Explain yourselves.
  • Jury Member #1: We've looked over the defendant's records during the recess, and have discovered that he has actually did some horrible things in the past. But that doesn't mean it was on purpose. Apparently, before the incident, Kevin stole a renewable resource from a race of Sloggians, but all by accident. And a court case in 1990 of The Sloggians vs. Fan proves it. Kevin admitted the accident, and even after apologizing, the court sentenced him to community service, making his family very upset. 5 days later, his mother claimed he ran away and started his own life searching for renewable resources. Also, last year, Kevin claimed that his uncle, formerly nicknamed 'Oily Joe', had been diagnosed with an oil condition and Crane was left in charge of preventing him from having anymore oil that could end his life. Followers of Senator Tricorn were involved, One of them, Mr. Oilspill, who was awhile back ago even the Equestian insodent, was threatened by Kevin to have his oil facility shut down with a renewable reshorce, but the attempt was never exactly completed. With Kevin's help, Joe was cured from his ailment. These incidents, while being very bad at first, prove one thing: Kevin is not guilty, nor was ever guilty, of any purposeful crime whatsoever. But even if that is so, it was he who caused an uproar with the Sloggians that was a crime, and even though it was accidental, he was still guilty of it. So we're dubbing Kevin both guilty and not guilty.
  • Grand Councilwoman: Then what does that mean? Should he be punished or not?
  • Jury Member #2: No, your honor. All crimes were accidental. So no purposeful offenses were made. But we recommend that he should be given both an apology AND something else.
  • Grand Councilwoman: "Well, an unconventional sentence, but I suppose it's, acceptable."
  • Kevin: "Wow..... It's the first ever "Draw" Sentence. No body wins or loses this case.... It's a tie!"
  • Crane: "Well, it's a win when the only thing that was made of you is to apologies, so, you may as well do so."
  • Tri-Corn started to glitch out of control!
  • Tri-Corn: "BLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!? OF THE FUCKING ROTTEN LUCK IN ALL MY YEARS AS A SENATOR NEVER HAVE I SEEN SOMETHING SO-"
  • Tri-Corn glitched out, and eventally, lost it!
  • Tri-Corn: "PBP?! YOUR A DEAD BOT?! I'M GONNA HAVE YOU HAULED INTO THE SCRAP HEEP (STARTS ATTACKING PBP) YOU WORTHLESS PIECE OF-!?"
  • Bonks PBP too hard that it activates some sort of sequince.
  • PBP: "Anitsiating: Anti-Assulter Battle Mode."
  • Tri-Corn: "Wait what the hell are you-"
  • PBP starts to change and transform!
  • Tri-Corn: "PAH-PAH-PAH-PAH-PAH, PB?"
  • PBP has changed into a battletron centaurian Scorpain Brain-Bot!
  • PBP: "(In a much more menacing voice) Crush, Kill, Destroy...."
  • Tri-Corn: "...... Meep."
  • PBP grabs Tricorn's organic arm, and rips it off, Tric-corn screaming in pain!
  • People began to scream and panic and scatter!
  • Yan Fan: "OH MY?!"
  • Celestia grabbed Yan Fan and escaped!
  • Gantu evacuated The Grand Council Woman!
  • Crane: "Kevin we need to get out of here!"
  • Kevin: "As much of a bitch Tri-Corn was, we can't leave her to be killed by, THAT!?"
  • PBP rips out Tri-corn's one organic eye, and rips open her soft under side!
  • Tri-corn: "AGGHHHHHHHHHHHHH?! SOMEONE HELP ME?!"
  • Crane: ".... Look, just, go save yourself, I'll, get out and find the lougers! They should be here soon enough! Just go!"
  • Doloris grabs Kevin!
  • Doloris: "You heard him! ONDALAY ONDALAY?!"
  • Doloris bounces with Kevin enwrapped!
  • Once the people have completely exited, it was Crane vs. the PBP monster!
  • Crane took off his disguise and prepared to fight!
  • Crane: "HEY TRASH CAN?!"
  • PBP looked at Crane as Tri-Corn was screaming in pain!
  • Crane: "Your case is about to be closed!"
  • PBP: "Are you joking? Your alone, you fool! You are not match, for the brillience, of my master?!"
  • Crane: "What master?"
  • A manical laughter was heard!
  • A screen of Dr. Where appeared.
  • Dr. Where: "FOOLISH CRANE?! HAVEN'T YOU FIGURED IT OUT?! I AM HIS MASTER!?"
  • Tri-Corn: "Dr. Where?!"
  • Dr. Where: "No, I am not Dr. Where, my useless hostage, (Points to another Dr. Where) I am, (Rips off his custome to reveil A reptailin Huamnniod Dinosaur) Dinosaur Man?!"
  • Tri-Corn gasped!
  • Crane: "Oh what the freak-sauce?!"
  • Tri-Corn: "I THOUGHT I KILLED YOU!?"
  • ???: "Well you thought wrong?!"
  • A Mutant deformed scorpion-rabbit-spider appeared.
  • The Mutant: "I, am Scor-Ab-Der, the creature you rudely wronged?!"
  • ???: "And don't forget me?!"
  • A radioactive mini T-Rex appeared
  • The Rex: "Radiosaurus, bitch?!"
  • Tri-Corn: "(GASPS IN HORROR), How, (coughs up blood), How are you, still alive?"
  • Dinosaur Man: "We had a friend, who brought us back."
  • Dr. Facilier appeared.
  • Dr. Facilier: "Miss Tri-corn! Achantie! A tip of the hat, from Dr. Facilier! How all are doing?"
  • Crane: "(Gasps)! Facilier?! How dare you corrupt those victims of tragity into the villain leage!?"
  • Dr. Facilier: "To be honest, it wasn't that plumb hard! All I had to do, was bring them back, and promise them holy justice vengence on that sinful senator! It was easy and simple! I am gonna kill two birds in one stone: Get powerful monsters for the villain leage, and rid everyone of the cancerious pest that is Tri-Corn! And that robot that found the corruption powder helped a dandy! And we have you idiot lougers to thank! Hadn't your friends savatoshed the pizza liced with corruption powder, and Tri-corny being a nasty fire-breathing dragon of a woman, we wouldn't have been able to malmitulate PBP into becoming another monster for the leage, Harvy Wadder!? AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA! Y'ALL should've let Tri-Corn do what she wants! Now your gonna spend the rest of your live, living in horrorable regret for helping that idiot brother of yours! Dino Man, it's your call."
  • Dinosaur Man: "PBP, DESTROY TRI-CORN?!"
  • PBP: "Crush, kill, destroy!?"
  • Crane: "No! The wings of justice, forbid it?!"
  • Dr. Facilier: "Oh, wanna die too? We're flexiable! PBP, turn that Crane into Louisana sytile kajin chicken!?"
  • PBP turns it's attention to Crane.
  • Crane: "..... Oh dear."
  • PBP charged at Crane!
  • ???: LEAVE HIM ALONE! (Yan Fan appears and swings her purse at PDP again, shattering his brain container, and causing PBP to malfunction)
  • PBP: MUST DESTROY...TROY...TROY...TROY...troy...(Goes offline, and falls to the ground)
  • Yan Fan: That'll teach YOU to mess with my son.
  • Crane: Mother, I didn't know you had that in you.
  • Yan Fan: Oh, please, it's a mother's instinct.
  • Crane: So your instinct told you that his weak point was his brain case?
  • Yan Fan: Oh, EVERYBODY knew that. It wasn't that hard to take down a massive robot with a brain case.
  • Crane:...Well, thank you.
  • ???: HEY! (The Lodgers appeared with Kevin and Doloris)
  • Po: We came as soon as we sa--(Realizes that Tricorn is there and badly injured) GAAAAHA!? Yeah, pretty much that.
  • Dr. Facilier: The Misfits?! Always a bit late to the Marti Gras! We know that Crane came into this case undercover as this 'Harvey Wadder' person. I've had your moves under surveillance for a while, and we KNOW that Crane has been impersonating Harvey the whole time.
  • Crane: "..... Aw gees, Karma betrays me in the end!"
  • Dr. Facilier: "So what you beaten the robot?"
  • Dr. Facilier makes Dinosaur Man, Scor-Ab-Der, and Radiosaurus appear in the courtroom!
  • Dr. Facilier: "I ALWAYS HAVE A PLAN B?!"
  • Dinosaur Man: "Stand aside, Shell Louge Hypocrites! Tri-Corn, must die?!"
  • Crane: "Guys, get my mother out of here, it's too dangerious!"
  • Boss Wolf grabs Yan Fan and makes a run for it!
  • Dinosaur Man: "Tri-corn ruined our lives!"
  • Scor-ab-der: "Now, she must DIE?!"
  • Radiosaurus: "SO SCRAM ALREADY?!"
  • Shifu: "We may not approve of what Tri-Corn has done to you, but you three are allowing yourselves to be no better, by sideing with the leage!"
  • Cynder: "Your leaving us with no choice but to beat the corruption out of you!"
  • Dinosaur Man: "So be it, Tri-corn lovers! ATTACK!?"
  • The Tragic Monsters attack!
  • Lord Shen: "Gorillas! Get Tri-Corn out of here!"
  • Two Gorillas of Shen proceeded to do such!
  • Dinosaur Man: "Scor! Block their exit!?"
  • Scor-ab-der spits out a spider web that blocks all exits!
  • Dinosaur Man: "Tri-corn must not be allowed to get away with her sin! She robbed us of our families when she killed us! They think we're dead! Now Tri-corn shall be robbed of her family! Facilier promised us revenge?!"
  • Skipper: Wait, you're planning to kill her family as well?
  • Radiosaurus: What? No! We mean we're gonna robbed her of her family by killing her! The rest of her family didn't do anything to us!
  • Scor-ab-der: "We may be hungry for revenge, but we're not COMPLETE monsters!"
  • Tricorn: No, you can't!
  • Scor-ab-der: Sorry, lady. You should've chosen your decisions more carefully.
  • Spyro: You guys do know we're not gonna let you do that.
  • Scor-ab-der: Then you leave us no choice! (Squirts venom at SpongeBob, and he falls down sick)
  • Everyone: SPONGEBOB!!!
  • Scor-ab-der: WHO'S NEXT?!?
  • Suddenly, Spongebob recovers as if nothing happened!
  • Spongebob: "TA-DA?!"
  • Scor-Ab-Der: "WHAT!? NO ONE IS AMMUNED TO MY VENOM!?"
  • Spongebob: "Well it's a good thing a speical friend of mine gave me ammunity!"
  • Scor-Ab-Der: "What?"
  • Scor-Ab-Der looks as if an invisable force is beating him up!
  • Radiosaurus: "Gees, Scor, I know your upset someone escaped your poison, but cool it!"
  • Suddenly, Xenon appeared, then gave a finishing punch to Scor-Ab-Der to the wall, knocking him out!
  • Dinosaur Man: "Xenon?"
  • Xenon: "That's right! I'm here to stop you three from allowing yourselfs to turn into true monsters! It happened to a mutant shark named Golith, and the lougers were forced to place him out of his misery for Paradisa's safety! The same will happen to you three if you continue this!"
  • Scor-Ab-Der got up and tried to attack, but suddenly, he was ambushed by Alister!
  • Alister: "Please listen to him! He has a girlfriend can help you return to normal! You can have your lives again! And your families! Just rise above your hatred and pain, and prove to Tri-Corn your not the monsters she accused you all of!"
  • Radiosaurus: "Like we're gonna listen to you, Tri-corn's reviver?!"
  • Radiosaurus charged but suddenly, Tiki came out of nowhere and squeaked loudly at Radiosaurus!
  • Tiki: "BACK OFF, MINI-BLOODJAW! Tri-Corn may be mean, but even she desserves a second chance!"
  • RadioSaurus roared, and began to chase Tiki around!
  • Tri-Corn: "..... The Pteradactal.... came to.... save, me?"
  • Gorilla: "Bet you feel REALLY bad trying to kill her now, do ya?"
  • Suddenly, the web was destroyed!
  • It was by Jasmine Flamingo!
  • Jasmine: "Hey, Ape Boys! Freedom's this way!"
  • Dr. Edgar: "Hurry! Before the misguided beasts take notice!"
  • They did, as Alister Fought Scor-Ab-Der, Xenon fought Dinosaur Man, and Tiki was outsmarting Radiosaurus!
  • Kate appeared with three andaote guns!
  • Kate: "Crane, give these to Blake and those others!"
  • Kate tosses them to him, who grabs them!
  • Crane: "These guns could cure the beasts!"
  • Kolwalski: "Let me scan to see which antadote should go to who!" (Checks the labels of each antidote tube, each being blue, green, and yellow) "Dinosaur", "Arachnid", "De-Mutation"...XENON, CATCH! (Throws the Blue Dinosaur antidote gun, and Xenon catches it with his agility) ALISTER! (Jumps over Alister, and gives him the Green Arachnid antidote gun) TIKI! (Hands Tiki the Yellow De-Mutation Gun) Alright, everyone, get them cured, hurry! (Alister injects his antidote into Scor-Ab-Der, turning her into an incredibly attractive female rabbit)
  • Scor-Ab-Der: Uhhgh!
  • Dinosaur Man: (Roars towards Xenon, but Xenon uses his agility to swiftly inject the antidote into Dinosaur Man, turning him back into a naked human)...AARRGGHH!!! (Xenon patches the private parts with his slime)...Oh, thank you--AARRRGGGHHAA!! (Falls down paralyzed)
  • Xenon: Sorry, ran out of options.
  • Tiki: (Tries to hold the gun in her wings, but has a hard time doing it) I, I can't do it!
  • Dr. Edgar: Oh, for God's sake! (Grabs the gun, and injects it into Radiosaurus, turning him back into a small raptor)
  • Radiosaurus:...Uhhgh, what happened to me?
  • Facilier: Well... It's a good thing I'm in a TV. You guys can't get me.
  • Skipper: "We don't need to. No doubt Maleficent, Mang and Mirage put you up to this, and when they ineditably discovered you screwed up again-"
  • Dr. Facilier: "Oh no!"
  • Icky: "Uh Facilier? I be more sacred of the fish thugs behind you."
  • Dr. Facilier sees the Thugs.
  • Leader Thug: "Well, well, well...."
  • Dr. Facilier: "..... And that's all folks"
  • The TV turns off before the Thugs proceed to beat up Facilier!
  • Icky: "Aw man, we didn't get to see the hate crime in progress!"
  • Shenzi bonks Icky!
  • Icky: "OW?!"
  • The Grand Councilwoman appeared.
  • Grand Councilwoman: "Thank you, you have saved this court and Tri-Corn's life.... Harvy Wadder."
  • Crane: "DAHH!? Please, Miss Vainiana! I can expla-"
  • Grand Councilwoman: "Oh no need. I had been briefed on this prior..."
  • Crane: ".... Celestia?"
  • Grand Councilwoman: "Afraid so. You see, she knew Tricorn would pull a stunt like this and warned me of it prior. I may not of approved of you trying to rig the justice system, but at least you did to help family. Tri-Corn was helping herself. But neither of you will be charged. I'll promise the truth of Harvy Wadder will never be reveiled. Plus, that clone you made will be put into good use as another Harvy Wadder to prevent un-needed snoopers. And Tri-corn suffered enough when she now needs more replacement limbs and a new Prosicution Brain Pod, of which I'll ensure will be reasonable and fair, and the loss of her ansisters brain. Why worsen her tragity with prison time?"
  • Kevin: "So wait.... My brother was my lawyer? Ok, real awkword."
  • The Crane Clone appeared in the disguise.
  • Crane Clone: "So, I'm Harvy Wadder now, right?"
  • Celestia: "Yes, and the High Council will have yet another best-kept secret in their list. And, now, (looks at the now former monsters), It's time for them to get the chance to be reunionited with their families, and for both of them to have a new home in the monistairy."
  • Icky: "Good idea. I heard the families of those guys were given serious shit for being related to mutants."
  • The Fomer Radiosaurus Raptor: "So, Scor... Your a girl?"
  • The Former Scor-Ab-Der: "..... Appearently, I am.... My mutantation made me sounded like a guy, frankly."
  • The Wolfs covered up the former Dinosaur Man.
  • Former Dinosaur Man: "Lougers, please don't me mad at us. Facilier had malmitulated our anger against our better judgement... We, couldn't think straight."
  • Icky: "Oh, we went through worse."

Dragon Temple.

  • Tigress: "Wow.... How unbelieveably lucky three of Tri-Corn's victims had an oppertunity to be saved?"
  • Icky: "And it's great Celestia forced Mang to surrender Dr. Where back. The Rouge PBP was restored, but now that freak's going to robot jail cause his corruption's, sadly, more harder to treat. At least, we'll get a more reasonable PBP soon."
  • Ignitus: "Well Lougers, it appears Tri-Corn is coming for a visit.... And she looks.... Regretful."

Outside.

  • Tri-Corn is seen back to normal, as if the Rouge PBP never attacked.
  • The Lougers appeared.
  • Spyro: "You ok Tricorn?"
  • Tri-Corn: "Well, aside that I have a huge stitch on my underside, two robot eyes, a full false face mask, and now I have two robot arms in false skin gloves, I guess... I'm fine..... Lougers...... What's wrong with me?"
  • Chi Fu: "You want the long list or the short?"
  • Po shoved Chi Fu!
  • Chi Fu: "I only asked!"
  • Spyro: "Tri-Corn, we know your only doing this cause of the prototyped. It seems that you only become like that is when you get mad. He insists getting mad or too stress is bad for the prototype, and that can be bad for both your health and everyone's well being."
  • Tri-Corn: "I can't, exactly help it.... Having to deal with crazy things on a regular basis, it's hard to take a higher road. I just forever ruined the leagay of my great grandpa and his perfectly presevred brain cause I was mad at Kevin for my own mistake. I'm afraid of myself. I'm afraid, I'm gonna go after the throat of another person that can't defend him/herself just because of a particular reason. I desevred to have died by PBP's hands, err, claws. I didn't desevre to have you guys, Alister and his wife, Xenon, and even Tiki of all creatures to save me. Esepically not after the crap I did."
  • Icky: "Look, not even, someone like you, desevres to be gored by a corrupted dalek wanna-be and three vengeful reserected monsters. Vaini promised not to press charges as long as your don't try to cheat your way to get your idea of justice again, even if it's a legit bad guy like say, Darkness Qui of all people."
  • Tri-Corn: "..... I.... I am not sure I can keep the promise...... I know I would as the reasonable Corn.... But, the other Corn....."
  • Spyro: "Tri-corn, you have our promise. We'll do our best to stop "Glitch-Corn" from hurting anyone even if they did something wrong. That side of you is even a danger to yourself, and even Jamica's worried that Glicth-Corn will go too far soon. We owe it to the both of you."
  • Tri-Corn: "..... Just.... Promise me also that, even if, THAT me, hurts any of you, in anyway, not to, be mad at me?"
  • Spongebob: "Well, we will be, momentarly peeved, but you have our word."
  • Tri-Corn: "Thanks..... I better... Go... Before.... That Tri-Corn rears her ugly head again."
  • Tri-Corn flies off.
  • Banzai: "Uh.... Am I a spanish steriotype or did we just has a sensitve tender tear-jerking moment, with Tricorn?"
  • Batty: "Both."
  • Shifu: ".... (Sigh).... It's not gonna be that long until she's Glitch-Corn again, and she goes back to yelling at us again, is it?"
  • Po: "In three, two, one..."
  • Tricorn: (In the distance) CURSES!!! I WAS SO CLOSE!!! SO CLOSE, SO CLOSE, SO CLOSE, SO CLOSE, SO CLOOOOOOOOSE!!!--(Malfunctions, and falls unconscious)...
  • Squidward: Yep, there she goes again.
  • Lord Shen: "I'll get the bed ready."

Epilogue

Dragon Temple

  • Tri-corn is seen on the hospital bed glitching between mean and kind
  • Tri-corn: "Lougers, I just wanna say I'm sorry (Glitches) THAT YOUR THE MOST OBNOXIOUS SOFT-HEARTED- (Glitches) I mean, for my rudeness! I am just not myself."
  • Cynder: "Just rest Tri-Corn. The more you calm down, the less of Glitch-Corn putting up."
  • Tri-Corn: "Oh, thank you for- (Glitches) RUINING MY FUCKING LIFE YOU- (Glitches).... Uh, maybe it's best if I don't talk."
  • Icky: Well, DUH! (Shenzi smacks him) OW!
  • Kevin: Thanks for your help back there, Crane. Who knows what would've happened if you didn't come?
  • Mantis: You mean, aside from you getting sent to jail for life?
  • Kevin:...Yeah.
  • Crane: Well, what really matters is that you're safe.
  • Icky: "Now, I didn't wanna sounded like I'm nitpicking the producers, but, that attack from Facilier and those monsters Tri-Corn previously killed, didn't that sort've came out of random nowhere?"
  • Iago: "Well, what can ya do? The Producer has a bad tendingcy to be.... Unpredictable."
  • Icky: "I know. Just thought I bring it up there. I mean, who knows what's gonna come up next?"

The Dragon Kingdom in Equestia.

  • A young Spike The dragon recolor character was seen playing with toys.
  • The Kid: "LALALALALALALALALALALA!"
  • Suddenly, Princess Celestia and Luna appeared.
  • Princess Celestia: "(In a strangely falsoloe voice): "Uh, hello, young lad!"
  • Luna: "(Like a shorthen belle): "Howdy there, kiddo!"
  • The Kid: "Oh, Hi Princesses Celestia and Luna! What's wrong with your voices? And why does Luna sound like she was from Applpolosa?"
  • Princess Celestia: "Oh, uh, head-colds."
  • Luna wispers: "Good one, Celisus."
  • ?Celestia? Bonks ?Luna?"
  • ?Celestia? wispers: "Shut up to Gazaploosian nitwit?!"
  • ?Luna? wispers: "Owch!? What was that for?"
  • ?Celestia?: "We can't be exposed to the young prince Draflos if we are to successfully frame The princesses of the beating of this brat, so stop acting like a nitwit?!"
  • Prince Draflos: "Uh, I think you guys might be stressed, so, I'm just gonna-"
  • ?Celestia?: "(Falsloloe vocie returns): "Oh wait! I was just wondering, if you would be interesting in some (Voice deepens) Wresling?!"
  • Prince Draflos: ".... I need an adult."
  • ?Luna?: "(Southen Belle voice returns) We are add-dults."
  • The "Princesses" started to beat up Draflos!

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