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Bossy Business is the 24th Episode of Season 3B of the SpongeBob and Friends Adventures Chronicles series. After a mission where Zosimo is overworked as the leading figure of the Heroes Act, espeically after a intermediate mission in Eather in The Weirdest Villain from Space and with the magic crisis in the OUU affecting them as well, the Grand Council decides that the Heroes Act needs a leader so not only will Zosimo get a break, but Councilman Calixto wouldn't be buried in watching them. So they recruit the finest leader they've got in the form of a star-nosed platypus named Maverick. He seems to be a realitively nice and regel gentlemen, and with a millatery background, exspearienced, making him truely of worth for the HA. However, things go south when the heroes find out that Maverick is suddenly a complete jerk. He says hurtful insults, he bosses everyone around sternfully, he uses profound language, he punishes the heroes harshly, he trains them too hard, and he even changes the rules. The heroes, as unfond of Maverick's abrasiveness and hurtfulness as they are, they understood he WAS from the Warbothian military, which was imfamous for their strict military protocol, and even Councilman Jarvis agrees that both his father and his father before him served for Warboth most of their lives and had such problems and he'll eventually grow out of it, so it would be better to earn Maverick's good graces by trying to be as obedient as they can for the moment, as much as it litterally hurts. But things start to get confusing when Maverick's bad personally turns off and he acts as nice as he first came in, having no memory of any of his mistreatment and was actselly shock when he heard he made strict rules and he insists he has no recollections. Now the heroes are concerned that either an imposter was framing Maverick and somehow got into the base, or that Maverick may process a mental illness. Then things get even worse when Xandy is kicked out of the Heroes Act for trying to explain to Maverick he may have a mental illness, DURING his bad personally. Soon enough, Xandy realizes from Maverick's brother, Nathan Bills, that Maverick has split personalities from a tragity of trying to catch a commen yet schizophrenic thug named Morte who snagged his girlfriend's purse while disguising himself with a mask and a black jumpsuit. What's worse, that Morte also became a VA Assassin when the BAD personally is on, meaning Maverick is not only unwell, he's also unaware of the same thug is making look bad and neither of them even realise that they're a combined danger to themselfs and everyone either of them consider allies. When Xandy comes back to try and warn the other heroes, she finds out that it was too late. Can the Lougers be able to save the HA from litterally the worse start in having their first new leader ever?

Transcript

Chapter 1: The Leader Intiative

In an AUU City.

Dragon Ball Z KAI Abridged Parody Episode 2

Dragon Ball Z KAI Abridged Parody Episode 2.9 (April Fools 2019) - TeamFourStar (TFS)

  • Zosimo: (As the HA arrived to the scene of police cars surrounding a warehouse) A f*****g drug bust? Are you serious? Shouldn't the cops be dealing with- (The cops were crazy and red-eyed)... Our police everyone.
  • Hudson: "Yeah, I'm thinking we're not dealing with average drug-peddlers."
  • Henchman #1: We are the Spicer Boys. So move over, because we're about to spice up your life. I am Spynce.
  • Henchman #2: Name's Venegar.
  • Henchman #3: And my name... Ugh, is Tard.
  • Hudson: EXCUSE YOU?!
  • Henchman #3: LIKE GUSTARD!!! CAN WE PLEASE NOT MAKE A BIG DEAL OUT OF IT?! IT'S CULTURAL!!!
  • Venegar: Hey, I shorten my name all the time and you don't see me calling myself N-
  • Spynce: Vene, don't get us in trouble again!!! That kind of stuff is why Naby Spynce is not with us anymore!

Sudden Cut.

  • Ex-Henchmen (Naby): "When I go out of town on business, I like to reshearch where I'm going. Local Hotspots, The Bar Scene, Age of Consent, make the most of it, ya know?"

Back to the main scene.

  • Henchman #4: AND I'M SINEP!!!! (Much of the heroes laughed).... HEY, QUIT LAUGHING!?
  • ???: Hello. (A sentient cactus appeared)
  • Vancer: WHAT?! SPICER JR?! DIDN'T YOU GET TRAPPED IN THAT DRUG DIMENSION, NEVER TO ESCAPE?!
  • Spicer Jr: Yes, I escaped.
  • Zosimo: For f***'s sake, why's it always easy for villains to come back from even the most impossible of-
  • Spicer Jr: Now we have captured your precious security head, and released the famed insanethine on your planet.
  • General Marson: Why'd my partner have to be so gullible?
  • Spynce: And now with the help of this wonderful concoction, we're going to take over the planet.
  • Sinep: OF CO- (He was choked) OAAHHKK!!!
  • Cloakblade: Don't worry. As long as we stick together, we can- (Vancer was already drugged and firing his guns out of control)
  • Hawkens: "BOB SAGET, VANCER OF ALL PEOPLE HAS WENT NUTS?!"
  • Zosimo: VANCE, WHAT IS IT WITH YOU AND RUSHING INTO THINGS?! WHEN HAS IT EVER W- (He was kicked in the crotch)
  • Sinep: Time to get the S*** OUT! (Took a drug that increased his abilities along with the others who fought the heroes)
  • Hudson: Xandy, I'LL SA- (He was kneed in the chest)... F***!
  • Gustard: You and I are gonna have a REAL gas!
  • Hudson: DUDE?! THE LONG-TERM EFFECTS OF GUSTARD GAS ON SOLDIERS DURING THE INTERUNIVERSAL WAR WAS HORRIFIC, WHY WOULD YOU- (He was kneed painfully 13 times before being knocked to the ground) OHH FINALLY!! (Laid flat on the ground)
  • Gustard: By the way, that was the Third Cartoonian War.
  • Hudson: RIGHT I KNOW!! It's just, the Interuniverseal War is kinda the most famous war because it lasted longer and it was slightly more difficult for the USRA races to stop easily and that the war's existence has been implied to enfluence events that happened several years afterwords, like races joining or starting to like UIS, potaintionally why the VA exists, cynicisum torwords the Hindsight of the USRA, Gordon the Mother-Fucking Animal, the rise of law absolutisum, the list goes on- (He was kicked into a cloud of insanethine and turned crazy)
  • Xandy: "HUDSON, YOU OKAY?!"
  • Hudson: "SMOKE WEED EVERYDAY?!"
  • Libby: "WHERE ARE THE LOUGERS WHEN YOU NEED THEM?!"
  • Tyberious Jr.: "I'm sure they're likely dealing with their own problems!"

This Video.

Meanwhile In Our Universe

Meanwhile In Our Universe

Back to the AUU.

  • Sinep: (To Gustard) So I told the bitch, "Don't worry, once I'm all up in your sacs, you'll feel fresh and cle- (Aurlena punched him and pulverized his limbs) HOLY SHIIIIII (Gets smacked into painful unconjustness)
  • Gustard: SINEP, NOOOOO!!! I mean, we actually hated him so we're not really broken that much about it, but I've been using his CBO Go account, and while I'm not into Game of Kings, I'm REALLY into Lustre Valley- (Aurlena shattered his jaw) AHHHHHAAAHHHAAHHHKKKK!!! (Gets unconjustus as well)
  • Telthona: Aurlena, did you just brutalize two people?!
  • Aurlena: (High on insanethine) I NOW HAVE A TASTE FOR BLOOD!!!! (Punched the entire warehouse down)
  • Spicer Jr: Why you like that, though?
  • Venegar: Spynce, release the attack hound.
  • Spynce: Sic'im, boy. (Vancer fired at them and started crushing Nanobyte as he squeaked)
  • Spicer Jr: Oh, my Gods, that's priceless!
  • Nanobyte: Why does everyone laugh when they do that? That's my ribs crushing my lungs! *Squeak* OWW!!
  • Vancer: Aaand bored. (Threw Nanobyte at the others like a pinball) YEAH, I'M THE HIGH CHAMPION OF COMBOBALL!!
  • Libby: "Vancer, stop! This is not you! You're not being- (Gets grabbed in the throat by Vancer as he strangled her) AGGGGHHHHHHHH?!"
  • Tyberious Jr.: "LIBS?!"
  • Libby: "Ughhh, ugh...... Harder."
  • Vancer: "WHOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA?!"
  • Spicer Jr.: "WHOA, GODS?!"
  • Venegar: "BRO, BRO?!"
  • Spynce: "WHAT?!"
  • Tyberious Jr.: "ARBARIUS KRAAN, WHAT THE F***, LIBS?!"
  • Libby: "Fight it, harder, Vancer."
  • Vancer: "Oh, thank gods."
  • Spicer Jr.: "Oh good good, now go back to killing eachother."
  • Vancer: "Nahhhhhhh, it's weird now. Ya made it weird, Libs. (Kicks Libby right into Tyberious Jr.)"
  • Nanobyte: (High) Ugh, now I'm hungry.
  • Miami: Uh, hon, what're you- (Nanobyte bit her) Mmmm~!!!!! (Was dazed in arousal and got high) I'm gonna fly now! (Jumps) YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE- (Crashes comically)... -T!
  • Jorcori: "...... Okay, this is just getting weird now."
  • Zosimo: GUYS, STOP MESSING AROUND!!!
  • Cloakblade: AHEM, I'm in charge, remember?
  • Zosimo: Well SORRY, force of habit!
  • Spicer Jr: Alright, Vancer. Make like a sciencetist exspearimenting with an exspearimental future self-care product who utilises extreme animal testing and murder these animals!
  • Clifton: ARBASUS, THAT'S A BIT TOO FAR!!!
  • Spynce: "I agree, Mr. Spicer, that's abit heavy-handed on the social commentary."
  • Venegar: "Art SHOULD be controverseal, bro."
  • Vancer: Wait, hold on. Wanna see something gross?
  • Spicer Jr: Uh, I don't really DO gross, I have a sensitive stomic- (Vancer did something gross off-camera) Oh Gods, guy, what're you- Oh, oh no, no, no, I, I can't, I can't do blo- I'm gonna throw up. I'm gonna throw up- (Splutter sounds) BLAAAAUUUUUGGGHHH!!!!
  • Spynce: Ugh, sometimes I really hate this job. Ven, I think the insanethine wore off too early- (Vancer one-shot him into a pile of rubble)
  • Vancer: MORE!!! I NEED MORE!!!!
  • Zosimo: You need help is what you need.
  • Spynce: Actually, I think we used it all up- (He was kicked into an anvil and knocked out)
  • Vancer: NOOOOOOO, MY DRUUUUGS!!!!
  • Zosimo: I SWEAR TO GODS, VANCER, I'VE HAD ENOUGH OF A BAD DAY AS IT IS!!!!
  • Venegar: Okay, this is killing my high, I'm turning myself in. (Leaves)
  • Spicer Jr:...... ARE YOU F*****G ME RIGHT NOW?! Oh, I don't care. I saved the best for last. (Injects himself with enhancer drugs turning him gigantic and massive) IMAGINE MY SCHLONG IN THIS FORM!!!
  • Xandy: I'd rather do that for Hudson. You sick f***off.
  • Hudson: MMMM~!?
  • Xandy: "...... Annnnnnd, I think that pleased him just abit TOO hard."
  • Spicer Jr: Alright, f***bois!!! Time to send you to an eternity of high. A hippy's paradise!! (Opens a portal) SAY HELLO, TO THE DRUG ZONE!!! I..... Wait... Did I... I JUST DID IT AGAIN, DIDN'T I?! I LITERALLY JUST DID THE EXACT SAME THING THAT GOT ME TRAPPED IN THERE THE LAST TIME, THE F***'S WRONG WITH ME?! THIS IS EXACTLY WHAT MY THERAPIST TOLD ME NOT TO DO!!!!
  • Marson: We're proud of you for seeking help.
  • Spicer Jr: I'm doing it for me, but I appreciate the support! Now, nobody move! Nobody do ANYTHING! I'm going to close it up, and then I'm going to wreak drug havoc on you until- (Zosimo just pushed him in) S******************- (It closed).....
  • Zosimo:... Let's get back to the Hive and sleep this off like a bad hangover.
  • Hawkens: "Kinda already gonna happen, Zos."
  • Stephanie: "...... We need a serious leader in place, and soon."
  • Cloakblade: "Couldn't agree more. I was meant to be more about stealth. It's clearly not my desteny to be the one who calls the shots."
  • Jorcori: "..... This, is not one of our better missions, if I'm going to be honest."

Hero Hive

  • Xandy: (Hudson recovered with a twitching body and wet pants)... Poor guy. Glad it wasn't me.
  • Vancer: (Twitches madly)... Want... Drugs!
  • Zosimo: Ugh, this is just the worst day I ever had. What did I do to deserve this?
  • Cloakblade: Gee, I don't know, how about LYING TO ALL OF US OUT OF MISTRUST AND OMITTING YOUR KNOWLEDGE OF THE GUIDELINES FROM US!!!!
  • Zosimo: DOES ANYBODY KNOW THE MEANING OF RHETORIC ANYMORE?! DOES EVERYBODY HAVE TO ANSWER A RHETORICAL QUESTION?!
  • Cloakblade: Hey, don't take it out on us! Nobody put you in the center of the UUniverses. It's not always about you! Samantha and much of our magic users have problems too. Magic doesn't seem to be working lately.
  • Zosimo: "True, but I was placed in as comtemporary leader until a proper one can be recruited! I mean, what did ya'll expect? I was more meant to be a "Behind the scenes" guy, I'm not much for administration work! The least I did was make the most of it and see what I can do. At least be glad I acknowledge that."
  • Cloakblade: "Believe me, I do not deem it my desteny to lead neither. I am more intweened for stealth missions, but at least I try to be fair with people."
  • Zosimo: "Being fair's fine and dandy, but if ya act too passive, people won't respect your position, AS VANCER PROVED?!"
  • Cloakblade: "That's because Vancer is caught between his civilian life and hero life. That can be hard to balence. He's worried that these sort'of missions taking the time they do would strain his relationship."
  • Zosimo: "True, but doing reckless and dangerious things don't exactly speed things along, if also that they could get him KIA! Heck, I have a wife on the outside too, and she understands that being a hero is heavy maintainence."
  • Cloakblade: "That's because with you, you two have reckitnesed this long enough that she can make peace with it. But with Vancer and his lover? They are still only boyfriend and girlfriend. Even if Vancer's girlfriend does reckitnese his work, prolonged hours of not being around him will wain thin on her. And it has been established that her parents are worried about her safety and/or ability to have a happy relationship due to the dangerious nature of being in the Heroes Act that one way or the other, a mission will end in tragity or a villain will learn about her. So you kinda have to understand Vancer's reasoning behind his actions."
  • Xandy: "She's not wrong ya know. I would imagine that the villains we face, might be abit ornery about us beating them, and some of them might be dickish enough to drag our loved ones into this."
  • Zosimo: When we sign up to be heroes, we're obligated to make sacrifices. We risk our loved ones. Our friends. Our families. Sometimes we even have to sacrifice our own trust. You may not forgive me for not trusting you on a mission and keeping secrets from you, but being a hero isn't always easy. Even heroes have things they regret. I never wanted to be leader, nor acting leader. I would've been contented just being the gadget guy. But the duties of such a title brought upon me, had gotten to me. Most people aren't cut out for leadership, and for good reason. It's too much responsibility. It's literally running an important organization brick by brick. Can you imagine how stressful that is?
  • Cloakblade: "Be that as it may, leaders also need to consider the risk factor in these sacrivices. They also need to consider the personal needs of their members, even if it's something simple and mundane. What may not sound serious to you, is serious to him. Not considering people's personal needs, was why Beacher was a thing and why the Korthosians fell to the VA."
  • Zosimo: "Hey that was different, the Korthosians were infamous at being no-nonsense and harshfully strict for the warped philosify of trying to turn people into one-note killing machines focused on winning wars! Beacher also had entirely different problems, his mother was dying! With Vance, he just didn't wanted to be late to a holiday dinner!"
  • Cloakblade: "True, but it was an impourent holiday dinner. He wanted to make a decent first impression, and he was afraid the fiasco with Lord Millipede, let alone the side-tracking with Planet Eather, would make him miss out on it. His girlfriend's parents fear that Heroes Act would make him absint for most of a potaintional marriage, any possable children would be raised alone, and the ever present risk of dying to a villain destined to kill you speaks for itself."
  • Zosimo: "..... (Sighs)..... Again..... That's why I'm a comptemporary. I wasn't buildt around being good at leadership. I'm basicly, the HA's tech support. I didn't asked for even the contemporary position anyway. It was given to me only because I was smart and that I was among the only two people found at the time. The VA back then did SO damn good of a job keeping the HA a non-issue, the HA didn't even had the honor to finish off what it was meant to fight off! That had to go to an outsider hero group and Xandy and Magnum, who did it Pre-HA Membership! And why aren't they given leadership positions?!"
  • Clifton: "Well, we established with Xandy that she may not have the best grip on mentaliy. And Magnum's too laid back for HA leadership. She's all about being hands-off, and with this team's set of conflicting egos and sytiles, that's not good for a productive team. We need a strict leader by default, a guy or gal to keep us into shape, but does it while considering the risks and knows how to do it right."
  • Zosimo: "But doesn't Magnum know Serpentos?"
  • Clifton: "Yeah, but politics in her people's kingdom kept her from outright joining the HA... As of now."
  • Zosimo: "..... Well why ain't you leader?"
  • Clifton: "High risk target. Trust me, I have VA enemies that would gun for me the moment I would be in the position if it means having a new shot to cripple us again..... Well that, and Calixto sees my gun fanboyisum as an easy weakness to exploit. A very charasmatic villain could turn me into a bitch if he had even only a God-Level Pistol to give me. Or hell, even if it's an outmoded verson of a Huncus gun, I'm a sucker for them!"
  • Zosimo: "Well what about Samantha?"
  • Samantha: "I need to focus on my magilo studies. Having to contend with leader politics as well will be distracting, thus I may not always give a satisfying solution."
  • Zosimo: "..... Telthon?"
  • Telthona: "I'm more of a field girl, being a boss isn't my sthick."
  • Zosimo: "..... Tollund?"
  • Tollund: "I'm like Telthona, I'm a doer, not a teller."
  • Zosimo: "..... Libby Ation?"
  • Libby: "I'm sort'of a package deal with Junior. If I were to be made leader, he has to be my second-in-command, and I felt that due to Junior's unforunate heritage to his father, Tyberious Sr., alot of controversey-fearing Grand Councilers won't have that."
  • Tyberious Jr.: "Sad but true. The Tibella left THAT bad of a taste in people's mouths."
  • Clifton: "And keep in mind that the others are either Class II or even a I. A leader needs to be a Class III, or at least a VERY skilled II and worthy of promotion to be a III anyway to be so."
  • Zosimo: "So litterally no one else is really worthy to lead this team?.... No wonder Calixto just made this an issue. I'll, be in my lab to make an unspefific invention, out of stress relieve cause, that's what I'm SUPPOSE to be..... Tech support. (Walks off bitterly)......"
  • Aurlena: "..... (Sighs)..... One of us needs to talk with Calixto to see if the Grand Council got lucky and found at least ONE good enough guy."
  • Magnum: "Very well, but there's no absolute promise that they will. Besides, Calixto is likely to contact us independently anyway in wanting to bring concerns about our, less then ideal preformice against Spicer Jr., and the concern that our group is starting to get abit sloppy."

Grand Council, sometime after the HA mission.

  • Calixto was seen before the Grand Councilers as the screen displayed the HA's less then steller fight with Spicer Jr., many with clearly less then impressed faces, some even being bemused and laughing at the humiliating results.
  • Calixto: "..... (Sighs)..... Let it be made clear that, the contemporary leader situation, has indeed ran it's mark quicker then planned.... If not- (Was abit disturbed apawn hearing the sound of Hudson's arosal sound).... So fast that it slammed into a wall."
  • Counciler Jling: "UNDER-SALE OF THE ENTIRE EON, CALIXTO?! THE HA ARE STARTING TO BECOME AS DISORGANISED AS THE LOUGERS, AND IT'S THE BAD KIND OF IT?! The Lougers were CLEARLY absint in that exploit, AND YET THE HA STILL FUMBLED?! My confidence in them hasn't exactly been raised back up ever since the Millapede mess, AND THIS NONSENSE, HASN'T HELPED IN THE SLIGHT- (Flinches away automaticly as if to prepare from Warson to smack him)..... Ist."
  • Warson: "(Sighs dejectedly)...... Many expecting a knee-jerk reaction to my usual act of disapleane onto Jling for an angry rant, will be disappointed to know that, his harshness aside, he's not exactly wrong. The lougers' lack of disapleane may be fine for them cause they're from a united universe where mistakes are generiously more affordable. But it's not fine for the HA. Some would dare say that the Heroes Act may had adopted too much of the odd nature of the Lougers, and it's not exactly the HELPFUL oddness. Granted, you can argue these moments being the work of the drug Insanethane, but I think we can all agree that the HA should've exicuted that FAR better then they did. Needless brutality on the thugs, pushing Spicer Jr. back in the same dimension he CLEARLY deminstraighted he CAN escape from, unprofessional bickering dating back to since the Eather detour during the Millipede escapade, misuse of professional code of conduct on BOTH Zosimo and Vancer's parts from that time AND now, and that's not even talking about how UIS is still on our cases about Pharagu after being VERY unimpressed on how just trying to get Dimentus side-tracked them from the main issue when instead they should've just gone straight to the Lougers and work from there, cause it forced a re-shedgule cause the time it took to resolve it wasn't to their convinence. We're lucky they still want to ease themselves into peacefuler negosiations at all in a future date!"
  • Rishon: "Kinda because Pharagu is very culturally signifgent to the Skepticens, and little to nothing would deter them long-term-"
  • Calixto: "AHEM!..... I apologise for brash interuptions, Rishon, but, the Pharagu debate is a topic for when it is to be relivent. What we need to talk now, is the concerning issue about the HA. They need a leader that'll keep them focused. Hence why, I am initiating, (The room darken as the screen gotten bigger and more pronounced)...... (BIG BOLD LETTERS LANDED DRUMATICLY) The Leader Inititive."
  • Warson: "Ah. You sound as if you had this planned in advance."
  • Calixto: "Tch, did you expected I would have Zosimo be contemporary leader forever? He's clearly meant to be someone who works best as a workshopper. (Mild bemused chuckles were heard from the Councilers) Ahem, but in seriousness, yes. I had been exspearimenting with the idea for the inititive since the HA was first inceptioned. (Deadpan) Granted, thanks to VA interfearence, I had more time then I had intent to use to work on how the inititive would function."
  • Counciler Jling Thinks: "Hehehe, you're welcome for that, you sorry big-mustaced lout."
  • Calixto: "(Serious voice) But, it was at least given many times to be perfected and well adjusted. And in that time, my reshurch team were able to unearth some perfect options. And do I ever want to go through them with you?"
  • The Screen began to bring up 5 new faces.

In the Screen.

  • Computer Voice: "Accessing Hero Files."
  • The first file was selected.
  • Computer Voice: "Miria M. Highstone XI, Alias, Mira of Highstone. (Her picture appeared). Planet residence: Ferus. Infomation: The Kingdom of Highstone was threatened by Conqueror Slant Vyne Strongstone, where even inspite the loss of a vital shorce of mana, Mira still succeeded in perimently ending Strongstone's threat."
  • This was deminstraighted as an armored Equined slashed and slained a darker equilent.
  • The Second File was selected.
  • Computer Voice: "Ucasashi J. Iidiora. (His picture appeared). Planet Residence: Juluba. Infomation: Trained in the traditional samarei arts enhanced by modern weaponry, these talents made him the capable defeater of VA members. Even that of the infamous Oaglock, who was hired to assassinate him on the night before his marriage with an imperial figure. Ucasashi was in a medative pose where he reflexfully sliced his weapon at a vital weakspot of Oaglock's life-support suit."
  • This was deminstraighted as a decloaking masked assassin was seen sufficating as a vital tube was sliced by Ucasashi's lazer blade.
  • The 3rd file was selected.
  • Computer voice: "Homer J. Einthoven, Alias, Hopstar. (His Picture Appeared). Planet Residence: Eslurn. Infomation: Once part of a Bounty Hunter Duo, he lost his brother who died to the criminal Metal-Tooth Ghundhus. Hopstar's final bounty, was on Metal-Tooth, at a generious price for doing it free, whereas seeking justice for his brother's death, was deemed his own payment."
  • Hopstar was shown having a foot up on a dead outlaw like a game animal.
  • The 4th File was selected.
  • Computer Voice: "Veta La Mutus. (Her picture appeared). Planet Residence: Anisimo. Infomation: A disillutioned former fan of the Thunderchasers, who even inspite of bitter memories of not being accepted into ranks due to issues of size, she still went out of her way to prevent a rogue sciencetist named Doctor Borrego from destroying them, using the same size that had been deemed a vice."
  • A picture of Veta standing proudly of the congured mech was seen.
  • The final file was being selected.
  • Computer Voice: "Maverick Bills. (His picture appeared). Planet Residence: Warboth. Infomation: Maverick served as a respected member of Warbothian Milliterry forces for 12 years, and has lead prominant roles in being a stragitgitic mastermind of the greatest stragities in campaigns against VA strangleholds late into his career. Primary example being, he lead the successful raid of Palace Doominsmar, residence of the Doominsmar clan, the netourious VA benufactors who's support made the Jenovis attack possable."
  • The platapus-like creature himself stood proudly next to several soldiers with a destroyed palace with Sabertoothed Dogs in dark regel attire cuffed and pinned-down like criminals.

Off the screen.

  • Calixto: "..... With one of these folks being put in the position of leader, it can be promised that the HA will be put on the right track."
  • The Councilers applauded in approval.
  • Naeem: Out of the ball park, Calix!

Hero Hive

  • Magnum: Are you sure you must go back to Magelio, Samantha?
  • Samantha: I must. This magic fritz isn't an ordinary circumstance. I must go to investigate the cause.
  • Hudson: "Well, why? Isn't Magilo usually a seperate force?"
  • Samantha: "Well, yes, but it evolved that way after branching off from magic and becoming that way. Now, yes, it can be able to survive on it's own merits, but to limited degrees now. It is currently most effective within Magilo's planet now. The fact I am able to teleport freely there is nothing short of luck. Also, the Elders are VERY insistent on it."
  • Xandy: "Well, if you have to, then we can only wish ya luck. You'll miss out on meeting the new bosses though."
  • Samantha: "Oh worry not, there'll always be a time for me to introduse myself to them afterwords. Besides, I had already informed Calixto about my needed absince to investigate the magic fritz and he is willing to okay it. I'll only be sure to come back to give status updates or if an emergency of equil concern. Oh and uh, be sure to warn me if we end up with a strict boss with a sort've "Attendence is Mandatory" sort've attatude, just so I would be prepared for, interuptions. (Conjures a portal and goes in it) Chao. (Disappears with the portal)."
  • Radcliff: "Yeesh. A strict boss? I already got enough of that from my training days. Dealing with someone like that oftenly kinda sours the idea of being a hero."
  • Stephanie: "Well you saw that meeting on the news. The Councilers are becoming concerned that we're adopting the wrong kind of attributes of the Lougers."
  • Vancer: "Hey, alot of that was the Insaneathine messing with our heads!"
  • Hudson: "Also, why is it bad for us to have a rough day in heroing yet it's fine with the Lougers do it?"
  • Clifton: "Well the lougers can afford mistakes being from a united universe with a better grip on it's bad guy population. We can't cause we were not so lucky. Heck, we're litterally a team meant to be a COUNTER-FORCE to a group that managed to make villains the most dominate force ever, for 14 years! In fact, they would've been able to see a few years extra if it wasn't for the Lougers even only ACCSIDENTLY showing up! To the VA reminants, our recent spout of clumsly handling problems will be seen as a weakness. And the Dark Rads WILL capitalise on it!"
  • Radcliff: "Tch, them Lougers have all the luck. They can afford to look like goofballs all they want and people still like them. But we have ONE sloppy day against abunch of drug peddlers, and we have to be under new management."
  • Xandy: "I've been around them lougers longer then most of you have, and the reason the Lougers "Have all the luck", is because they use their goofiness and dumb luck to their advantage. They are masters at being underestimateable oppdendents. Us? We're suppose to be the kind of people villains KNOW they have to take seriously! Under a high or not, ya can't deny that we didn't handled those desperatdoes properly. Three of them were beaten up harder then nessersarly, while the forth one gave up cause of how we were "Killing his buzz". And Spicer Jr. would eventually come back from that dimention if he has perfectly done it before. So, obviously, we need to clean up our acts."
  • Zosimo: "(Depressively sighs as he was working on something), Couldn't agree more."
  • Aurlena: ".... Mind Zosimo, he's having the replaced leader blues. Me and Zos go way back as pretty much the only first HA heroes at the time due to the VA's dickiness about keeping other heroes from being known soon enough. He was so used to the comtemporary leader business that, it may had been as if he WAS the leader. And it was only maintained cause the HA wasn't able to get to the point it got now. Now that he screwed it up on Eathae, he's been in tough times."
  • Jorcori: "Well surely since it is a contemporary position, he knew this was the longest time coming."
  • Aurlena: "And don't get me wrong, he knew that perfectly. But, he's just down on how this had came about."
  • Tollund: "I think it's best to give Zosimo a chance to ease himself in on this."
  • Ruther: "Yeah. Let's go and make an awesome first impression to our possable new bosses..... And, hope they're not strict turds.... Even MORE so that they don't have biases torwords Hybrids."
  • Tyberious Jr.: "I'm pretty sure the Council would inform us of those such issues."
  • Cloakblade: "And besides, one of them was a former lover of mine before his family had him merry the imperial clan's princess. He has defended hybrids, even Animents, from tasteless acts of discrimination."
  • Ruther: "Well thanks, it's just, I still have.... Many bitter feelings about athurity back in the day."
  • Radcliff: "Before and after you started killing high-ranked members of the Extinctioners impracticly?"
  • Ruther: "Ehhh, somewhere between both those times. Ya know how Rabodans love their generic perfections. It was why Gen was such a doughe."
  • Xandy: "Ease up on the chitchat, gang. It's off to Nexx Tower."

Nexx Tower

  • Warson: "(Was seen walking with Main Councilers and the earlier arrived Lougers) Lougers, I cannot thank you all enough to come meet the would-be leaders and even offering to help pick who would be best suited as leader.... Albeit with a, rather unconventional way."
  • Bayo: "Unconventional is an understatement. Are you sure it's a good idea to have the new potaintionals be desided by having them chase after villains from your universes?"
  • Po: "Don't worry, we mostly brought over our C to D-List guys."
  • A moble cage holding Pig E. Bank, Candyroot, Pop Daddy Longlegs, Psyco in the box, and Psyco Farmer.
  • Pig E. Bank: "Ya know, I kinda feel offended that you misfits brought us out of Super Villain Jail, just to use us as bait for these "Heroes Act" new management canidates. Also about that crack of us being C or D-lists."
  • Candyroot: "I also feel like it violates the Villain Geniva Convention."
  • Icky: "Well the Grand Councilers were against using the AUU's native villains, so you guys have to do."
  • Rishon: "And within reason. Our villains might be too dangerious and too soon for any new members to face, let alone canidates for serious leadership."
  • Jarvis: "Though all the same, Misfits, even if these people are mostly lesser compaired to what you would consider to be equil to the Villain's Act, do I have assurence that they won't end up being on the loose in our universe in case our canidates can't catch them?"
  • Pop Daddy Longlegs: "Yeah, Misfits. Ya sure about having us here? Cause all y'all will do is give me a chance to try out some AUU tunes when I get out of range."
  • Psyco Farmer: "And I always plump wanted to try making mutant AUU veg-it-ables! Ha-yuck!"
  • Psyco-in-the-Box: "Ohhhh yes! I can't wait to tell Clowninator and Circusfreak about this place!"
  • Lord Shen: "Well sorry to burst your bubbles about your dark fantasies, but don't count on this being an oppertunity for freedom so easily! The warden has marked your jumpsuits with tracking chips. On the off-chance any of you got lucky, you WILL be tracked down by US!"
  • Pig E. Bank: "Oh so that's why my ass itches! (Shakes his butt while trying to scratch the itch, embarising himself in front of everyone, even his cagemates.)"
  • Candyroot: ".... I feel like I got the raw end of the deal here."
  • Jling Sling: "Well how are you misfits sure they wouldn't just take off their prison clothes in favor of their usual attire and-"
  • Icky: "Backup chips embetted in their skin. It's how we are better able to re-catch these clowns."
  • Pig E. Bank: "That explains the itch even better."
  • Inigo: "I mean not to be a wet blanket even with these assurences, but, is it really ethicly sound to use even less then threatening criminals to test the HA leadership canidates?"
  • Sandy: "Try looking at it like this. If they are able to handle THESE guys, they can handle the VA. A leader would be able to catch all these guys at once before they could even THINK about causing trouble."
  • Warson: "Well if the Lougers are confindent in this, still unconventional method, then I'm confinident."
  • Lotus: "Though if it's alright with you misfits, we're having Council Security on-standby ready to capture these cretins on an early convinence as a safety procaution."
  • Shifu: That would be appreciated. We've recently been through some trouble since magic has started to die out.
  • Lotus: Wait, you guys have that problem too?
  • Merlin: Wait, you guys have that problem too?
  • Warson/Shifu: Magic isn't working for both our dimensions?...
  • Baloo: Whooo, boy, I think this problem is more serious than we thought.
  • Skipper: As if Architect wasn't bad enough.
  • Calixto: Yes, Samantha and some of the Magelio Elder Council have reported a magic fritz that has been a problem for months. Samantha is absent for the time being to look into it.
  • Skipper: Well, we came here to ignore problems like that... For now. We just came to see how Zosimo getting fired as leader for conspiracy against his team, and Vancey getting his awesome weapon privileges revoked has been working out.
  • Jling: Not well, misfits. Not, well, in the slightest. Zosimo has been cracked since a recent drug bust, and Vancer is still angry at everyone around him. That s*** back on Eathae wasn't pretty for either of them. And I don't even want to talk about how the Pharagu thing is still an issue since the Millipede mess. What about you?
  • Lord Shen:... Kairi and Sora got married.
  • All Except Jling: Awwww.
  • Jling: The hell's Sora?
  • Duke: Well, not to be a d***, but Zosi got what he deserved for lying to his own teammates out of mistrust.
  • Lord Shen: It's still inappropriate to say that. Being leader is a lot of responsibility that Zosimo wasn't prepared for.
  • Jarvis: But no more. The Leader Initiative should clear that right up.
  • Calixto: "Now, misfits, I must warn that their opinions on you are, mixed. Veta is by all means all for you, where Ucasashi is refine and paient enough to respect you as heroes people need, not want, Maverick's too polite for negitive opinions, Miria will be indifferent, but not harsh about it, while Hopstar.... Uhh....."
  • Icky: "Don't tell us, is the last guy one of those Hard-Ass Serious Heroes that'll instintly think we're abunch of useless jokes?"
  • Calixto: "Uh, yes, assentually. But he has his reasons. His brother was netourious of being recklessly ambitious. Hopstar's final bounty, was on the crook that killed his brother. So, don't be too surprised that he might be the most critical of your, particualar training method you selected for them."
  • Duke: Well, that's not our problem. He better get used to us if he wants to stay.
  • Calixto: AHEM! He especially doesn't like those who use words like that. I suggest you show some courtesy. Nobody likes disrespectful heroes. We don't want to give off a bad impression.
  • Bagheera: He's right, Duke. That was not a very nice thing to say.
  • Duke: Well, I'm sorry for being pissed at people for being choosing beggers.
  • Bagheera: (Sighs)
  • Kaa: Oh dear, we're in trouble.
  • ???: Indeed you are. (The five heroes arrived)
  • Icky: Whoa. Did they put Tempest, Princess Mira from Samurai Jack, and Nightwing in a blender?
  • Miria: Excuse me? (Her broken horn crackled)
  • Gilda: JESUS!
  • Hopstar: But he's right. If I DO get kicked out, you'll be equally to blame for your lack of courtesy. I take seriousness, well, seriously. My brother was too cocky, frivolous, and egotistical, and he eventually paid the price for it. You misfits may use frivolous antics to your advantage, but this isn't a universe where everything is solved the same cartoony way. Being a hero requires discipline!
  • Veta: Well, someone doesn't have a sense of humor.
  • Maverick: Now now, Miss Veta, pardon dear Homer, he lead a difficult life.
  • Warson: "Ahem. Now now, let's not get off on the incorrect foot. Let us start over. Lougers, these are the leader canidates. Canidates, meet the Lougers."
  • Hopstar: Too late. I've already seen them. I aim to bring discipline to the Heroes Act and maybe even you guys when I have the chance.
  • Kaa:... We really ARE in trouble.
  • Ucasashi: I can assure you, he's not going to get the leadership with an attitude like that. I am the most honorable. I know that nobody's going to learn from discipline alone.
  • Maverick: Even so, he's right. The dishonor in the Heroes Act is something even Cloakblade couldn't clean up. It's time they stop treating this wo-
  • Veta: AHEM, NOBODY LIKES A KISSASS!!!
  • Maverick:... Not exactly leaderly to say, is it? (Veta pouted quietly) As I was saying, they have to stop treating the universes like a cartoon where the bad guys always lose. The UUniverses don't work like that. I happen to carry more to the table than all 4 of you combined.
  • Miria: Like what?
  • Maverick: Well, I offer the one thing none of you can offer: compromise. Discipline, honor, acknowledgement, and true strength, are worthless without it. On the discipline side, Miria wishes to eliminate weakness in a UUniverses infested of villainy, but you can't just beat them with a bat hundreds of times and expect them to learn from it. As for acknowledgement, Veta wants people to open their eyes more to people like her, but you can't get it through by doing something strong and being vindictive. In short, grudges are not something to learn from. For honor, Ucasashi wants heroes to be honorable and act like proper heroes, obviously, but heroes cannot exist with the same rubber stamps. You can change their perspective and their ways, but you can't change who they are. And Hopstar... Do I even need to say it? All I'm saying is, don't expect perfection from anybody or you'll never be a real hero.
  • Veta:...... You know, that's impressive insight.
  • Maverick: "Oh what, did you thought I was going to be a military stereotype? Though perhaps because I'm from Warboth, a notorious military planet, that doesn't exactly help assumptions now."
  • Hopster: "Fair's fair, I've been to Warboth on a job once. Saw alot of uniformed folks doing push-ups to near perfect unison."
  • Maverick: "I do get why the assumption is encouraged. But I think you'll find that I'm more subdued than that. I had retired around the start of the VA's Twilight years in having kept many planets and space stations safe from attacks. My prime is starting to leave as you, (Lifts the cane) Likely had noted, but what I may lack in physical prowless, I still offer exspearience and well-rounded knowledge on how to best combat the VA."
  • Sandy: "Wow Cal, ya didn't slouch around in trying to get leaders."
  • Calixto: "Well in no inadvertent thanks to the VA's surpression of the group, I had alot of time to defelupt this initiative. Now, where are we going take this test at?"
  • Jarvis: "I would recommend Klenamark. A general there has offered to offer a stretch of desert often used for training exercise to be where the test would hold place."
  • Pig E. Bank: "Does it have to be a desert? I sweat like a pig!"
  • Candyroot/Pop Daddy Longlegs/Psyco Farmer/Psyco-in-a-box: "You ARE a pig."
  • Pig E. Bank: "Only proves my point."
  • Jarvis: "He is offering to have it be a night exercise due to the fact that it's summer in Klenamark. And summers are not very forgiving there."
  • Icky: "There ya go, small problem solved."
  • Calixto: "Exselent. I'll be sure to inform the HA to prepare for Klenamark."
  • The Group are off as the cage gets dragged.

Hero Hive

  • The HA were seen preparing their things.
  • Xandy: "How something that we get to watch the would-be new leaders in action in Klenamark making an exsample on some of the Lougers' more weirdo enemies. Shame Nytrox can't come along. He doesn't like hot places."
  • Ruther: "Zoom's not crazy for the heat neither. Gives her wings a nasty sunburn."
  • Hudson: "(Holds a bag with a crud load of sunscreen) Which is why I am NOT taking chances! I have gotten only the finest sunscreen for MY wings!"
  • Tollund: "Ya do want to make sure ya pack plenty of water as well. (Is seen doing that and has bags apawn bags of water) I've been to Klenamark on a job a few times, and trust me, in the summers espeicaly, Klenamark is a heat monster!"
  • Tyberious Jr.: "Tch, I don't know what alot of you are complaining about. We Gerrox are all about desert life."
  • Clifton: "I kinda feel like that's because you're part something that thrives in deserts already and part something that's insanely adaptable to the point even radiation does jack squat to it."
  • Tyberious Jr.: "Am I wrong though?"
  • Libby: "Well, Grasstones, can't share that sentiment. We thrive better in meadows and forests, occationally a public park, anywhere where there's grass. I could barely even handle a beach without covering my exo-skeleton in gallons of sunscreen."
  • Vancer: "Well it's worse for those of us with fur. The added heat of our fur bakes us like fur-covered Poulkeys. That's why, (Brings out a Razor), I'm going to shave my bloodly fur off so the heat can't use my fur against me."
  • Clifton: ".... I think that would just make things worse, cause then your soft-furless skin will be extra exposed to the heat."
  • Vancer: "I'll put on sunscreen afterwords, guys! Ugh, I think that Eathane mess did something with our comrodery! (Walked off)....."
  • Jorcori: ".... I can't help but feel this is partically my fault."
  • Cloakblade: "Try not to worry about that. We largely ended up there to begin with because Millipede disabled our dimention-traveler aide and we had to go on an elaberate quest to prove worthiness to a particular Magilo Elder."
  • Jorcori: "I know, but..... There is, the newfound awkwordness of now your once seperated lover is allowed to be a part of this group. Would that not make us being together, awkword?"
  • Cloakblade: "Don't worry, he's been wed to the Imperial Princess at this point and is a male who respects his vows. And he already knows about us. He's above envy."
  • Jorcori: "Yes, but.... I still feel like, an awkword 3rd party into your life."
  • Hudson: "Wait, are you afraid of being awkword around Cloakblade's old BF?"
  • Jorcori: "How can I not? I am but a recent memory. Ucasashi and Yayoi have prior history. Ucasashi may not bare envious traits..... But I worry to be a disappointing replacement to him since his clan forced a marriage that otherwise taken Yayoi from him."
  • Clifton: "What's so disappointing about you? You helped us beat your people's crazy emperor AND helped in going after Millipede."
  • Jorcori: "Recent acts of redemption to a prior.... And unvirtious past of otherwise being a slayer of any that questioned my people's emperor."
  • Magnum: ".... I see.... You're afraid of being judged for what you started out as."
  • Jorcori: "Yes.... I am..... Even more so of his potaintional of being our superior. I am not worried about an abuse of power on his part, but I am worried that he would have high expectations..... But a low sense of forgiveness...."
  • Cloakblade: "..... (Gives a firm face)..... Jorcori..... Ucasashi is a very forgiving soul.... He even did so to his attempted Assassin Oaglock. In fact, apawn learning that man's past, he had him given a burial. So trust me that Ucasashi is not one of grudges. His clan, deemed grudges, to be a vice and a son of revenge."
  • Jorcori:... I guess that helps.
  • Zosimo: Alright. Everyone, I may not be your leader anymore, but that doesn't mean I can't perform plans of strateg-
  • Cloakblade: I can do that, Zo. (Zosimo was shocked)... You really must recognize your place. Now kindly move over.
  • Zosimo: GRRRGH!! (Storms into his seat muttering angry gibberish as Vance chuckled)
  • Cloakblade: Now, since this world is a Tier-2 Diameter Type, that means gravity will be slightly heavier than here. I hope all of you have been working hard in high-grav training, and yes, I'm looking at you, Hudson. Let's also remember the day lasts 21 hours, so we must adjust our daily stay there.
  • Zosimo: You're the leader, not our nanny.
  • Cloakblade: I'll pretend I didn't hear that. The temperature is going to be very harsh. The moist sandstorms aren't any more merciful either. Spreads mud everywhere.
  • Radcliff: Wow, sounds uninviting.
  • Cloakblade: That's why civilizations are built outside of storm ranges. Now, let's review the planet itself, shall we- (Everyone groaned)... You better take those groans back, and right now.
  • Xandy: CB, we already know about that hotball Klenamark. A spawning planet for supersoldiers during many wars. They dossier every single one throughout history, and keep their secrets from falling into the wrong hands. Globex facilities everywhere and heavily guarded. Why does this need to be repeated?
  • Cloakblade: Because that's how I know you have been doing your studies. You can't go to a planet without knowing about it or without clarifying you do. Professionalism, people.
  • Stephanie: Maybe I preferred Zo as our leader-
  • Cloakblade: NO MORE SPEAKING WITHOUT PERMISSION. (Everyone was actually frightened)... Good. We know what we have to know. Then we are all in agreement as to what we're going to encounter out there. Now, here's the plan....

Space.

  • The Van was seen in AUU space.
  • Icky and Iago were seen watching over the contained Lesser Villains while Fidget was seen teasing them, while Lord Shen was seen looking at the picture of the white orb where Marco's Earth was.
  • Cynder: "(Comes up to him).... Still thinking about that white orb, Shen?"
  • Lord Shen: "Well, yes. In light of the Sephiroth mess with Radient Garden, magic in our universe is at a more critical state now. And that this fritz seems to be coinsiding with this white orb where Marco's Earth was."
  • Cynder: "Well, it looks too beautiful to be from anything related to the Great Cycle. But, at the same time.... You're saying this beautiful thing has anything to do with Magic's weaken state?"
  • Lord Shen: "Well, it can be agreed that it looks nothing like anything the Great Cycle was capable off, that's for sure.... But, I suspect a recent event had occured in Mewni that created this situation. Something to have a closer look at, I suppose."
  • Cynder: "Well, with Gazelle staying in Zootopia to help fix up Herbavoris, this will pretty much be a relitive cake-walk. Helping the HA choose a new leader with some lesser foes as part of a test would be over and out soon enough."
  • Lord Shen: "Oh yes, an open and shut case indeed. And given that Sparx managed to beaten a firework-based madman and how Thunderclap stopped an egg-eating cult with the other Dactyls and the Raptors this last month, I am confident enough to say we'll be able to investigate the white orb in no time."
  • Po: "Ahem....."
  • Lord Shen: ".... Well alchourse, we mustn't forget about your exploits in fighting an imperial conspiracy in the famed Forbidden City involving legendary encounters with legendary figures."
  • Boss Wolf: "Let's just hope this exsirsize goes smoothly first. These guys may be our C-list/D-list guys, but in the AUU, even the farmer guy can be a real threat with the right junk to use."
  • Brandy: Well from what we gathered, those guys had better be on their A-game when we show up.

Klenamark

  • Zosimo: (The group arrived in a millaterry space port)... THIS is the Grand Council's choice of training? Literally the most hottest mud desert on the planet? Isn't this a bit too much?
  • Cloakblade: Remember your place, Zosimo! You're not leader anymore.
  • Zosimo: I KNOW THAT!!!
  • Cloakblade: Then do not tell me how to lead again.
  • Zosimo: OH COME ON, CLOAK, WE'RE ALL LIKELY ASKING THAT!!
  • Cloakblade: We all litterally knew we were gonna come here ahead of time, yet you still complain, Zosimo?
  • Zosimo: "Well, yes, I knew we were coming here, but I'd figured we would be inside a base and have indoor training. Not physically out in the desert, on a planet infamous for how bad it's summers are!"
  • Cloakblade: "It has been stated that we'll do a night exsirsize, so it's not like there's a fear of sun exposure here."
  • Zosimo: "Well yes, but still, isn't it abit much?"
  • Cloakblade: "You need to remember that we're apart of a group that is expected to brave harsh conditions all the time to persue those attempting to evade justice, Zosimo."
  • Zosimo: "I haven't forgotten that in the slighest, but it's suppose to be a training exsirsize, with the use of lesser villains as practice dummies! I just feel like the harsh condictions are a needless complication for the simple act of catching some of the Lougers' most rediculious villains!"
  • Cloakblade: "I feel like this is bitterness of you being relieved of contemperary leadership talking and not the real Zosimo. You never complained about Xenaros' conditions or Pharagu's conditions. You didn't even mind it when we rotinely go to Oranos to drop our captured adversaries there."
  • Xandy: No, apart from the bitterness talk, he's right. Why the most dangerous mud desert on the planet?
  • Cloakblade: Don't ANY of you study training regulations at all? The leader is supposed to be physically and mentally superior. Therefore, this is the training grounds the Grand Councilers deem approbeate for the canidates for this exsirsize.
  • Aurlena: Not to question your, nor their, leadership, but, I do get where Zos is coming from if you put any potaintional bitterness of being redused to just being the tec guy aside. This is way too much for us.
  • Cloakblade: That's like asking a villain to stop taking it too far on a villainious venture. You simply can't expect the world to be in your favor. You'll simply have to get used to it.
  • Zosimo: "By all means, I wasn't asking Klenamark to turn into Hoihoi or the Harbin planet, I understand it completely, but I just consider Klenamark to be an extreme choice."
  • Cloakblade: "Would you rather we continue to be at risk of having another Spicer Jr. Insodent?"
  • Zosimo: "Well I doubt Insanethine will be 100% involved in alot of the cases we do."
  • Cloakblade: "I mean as in, that we end up bumbling forword to the enemy and only win on sheer luck?"
  • Zosimo: ".... No. I don't want our success to be dependent on dumb luck. But Klenamark's still abit of an extreme choice."
  • Cloakblade: "We can learn to adapt to the evioment. I only ask that you can cope with it like we clearly did with harsh or unpleasent condictions before."
  • Vance: That's kinda like asking a cold-blooded animal to get used to the cold, or someone to get used to having their spine ripped out. Just because we dealt with nasty condictions before doesn't mean we just MASTERED the elements. Ruined planets and icebox ones are two things, but freaking Klenamark? That is why I've shaved my fur off! It's asking too much.
  • Cloakblade: We are wasting time. These are the training grounds the Grand Council has decreed, and THAT is the end of it. These five are expecting professionalism from us.
  • Vance: "But aren't THEY the ones on the exsirsize that have to catch some of the Lougers' dopier villains?"
  • Cloakblade: "Yes, but they're not doing it completely alone. They already proven solaterly that they can handle villains. Heck, with the Lougers less then imposing villains, on their own, even Veta with extra effort, nevermind those of Mira's and Hopster's caliber, those petty selection of mutants and thematic crooks will be already back in containment in seconds flat. This test is about how well they can lead US to capture such villains."
  • Hudson: "Ohhhhhh, that's makes MUCH more sense then it was just THEM going after the Lougers' dopey enemies. I was abit confused about it for a moment."
  • Cloakblade: "..... Look, I am not ignorent of how daunting this is all us. But consider the fact why this is being asked. The Grand Council are concerned that ever since the Millipede situation, we have started to fall far from our best efferts. They fear that our starting to bumble and fumble into battles is a sign of weakness. One that even the weakest of VA Remnants would aim to exploit for even a small victory over us. We might end up getting to a point where even FLARK, could be able to take us down by doing litterally nothing cause we were too busy being our own worse foes! That is what the Grand Council's trying to prevent."
  • Zosimo: "..... (Sighs).... I suppose I can consider a scenario where Flark having the upper-hand over us to be WORSE then having to train on the outside of Klenamark. I'm still not crazy for this arrangement PERSAY, but, I'll man up and make peace with it."
  • Vance: You'd better. You have a lot of s*** to make up for. I'm naked in terms of fur, and I still hate you for costing me my Class.
  • Zosimo: OH GET OVER IT!!! THE MERE ACT OF IT COSTED ME CONTEMPORARY LEADERSHIP IN BEING WHY WE'RE GOING THROUGH WITH THIS?!
  • Clifton: OKAY THAT IS ENOUGH FROM BOTH OF YOU!!! You've been at eachother's throats since Eather, even when that event has been many months behind us now. And frankly I am SICK of you both arguing like immature children! And as for ALL of you, I couldn't help but notice some distance since Zosimo was demoted.
  • Telthona: Well for good reason. Zos didn't trust us and kept secrets from us because he felt like we were liabilities. And Cloak has been more strict than him. The rest of us, well, we just don't know what to think anymore. As far as I know, even WE can't trust each other if we can't even trust our leader.
  • Hudson: "I trust everyone here just fine."
  • Nanobyte: "That's cause you're positive to a fault."
  • Hudson: "Well, still."
  • Telhona: "Ahem, well, not counting Hudson who's too much of a sweet thing for these universes, alot of us are at edge with eachother right now."
  • Cloakblade: That's what this SESSION is for!
  • Nanobyte: Did you read the candidates' résumés? Miria wants to strengthen us up to the point of us becoming unrecognizable! And she looks like the one who would traumatize us and scold us for even a single weak move like a drill sergeant on insanethine. Then there's YOUR ex, who wants us to build a code of honor and expects us to actually change who we are.
  • Cloakblade: "Not entirely! Just the parts of you that prevent you from being focused warriors."
  • Nanobyte: Still not wrong though! Veta just wants us to be widely recognized and maintain a good image, something I question the specific definition of, why, I kinda suspect she wants to be more like our PR manager then a leader!
  • Hudson: "Hey fair's fair, Veta's like one of my earlier friends. She was a Thunderchasers fan like me. But she got the raw end of the deal cause of a few sizest jerks in high positions. I couldn't be more glad those jerks got fired after how much Veta saved the Thunderchasers' bacon and made those Brass guys look like idiots."
  • Nanobyte: Ahem! Hopstar wants to give us discipline and basicly take our awesome personalities from us, so basicly Miria as a dude! I get where he's coming from with the brother thing in mind, but I can't help but feel he's more like a strict gym coach than leader material. And Maverick? (The heroes were shocked to see all five of the candidates standing behind him) Well granted, he is a very nice and chill dude for a rich guy and a retired war vet, but, it's the Warbothian background that's getting me. He's right about compromise, but I don't know if he'll be all the extremes. I-... Wait, what are these shadows behind me- (Made the same reaction as SpongeBob in No Weenies Allowed after noticing them) HIJIJIJI!!!... How, long were you guys standing there?
  • Maverick: "We pretty much heard the larger discussion up to Mr. Nirtana's critiques."
  • Xandy: "Uhhh, AHEM?! Uh, try, to mind Nanobyte, he's a little guy with BIG opinions.... (Annoyed at him) And a bigger mouth!"
  • Maverick: "Now now, there's no need to fret. Your less than desirable states were to be..... Expected."
  • Hopster: "We DID see your Spicer Jr. mission after all.... Some parts of it made me feel unclean."
  • Veta: "I actually thought it was kinda funny."
  • Miria: "That's the problem. It wasn't SUPPOSED to be funny. (To the HA Members) Heroes Act, tomfoolery may be fine for the Lougers, but they have the excuse of being from a universe that can afford such luxuries. Ours does not and cannot, and- (Does a quick count of heads)...... Where is the one called "Stupendus Samantha"?"
  • Clifton: "Actually, It's "Superius" Samantha- (Miria gave a firm stare that shuts him up as he yelped!).... (Wimpfully) You're diffenetly one of the stern ones."
  • Miria: ".... Ahem. Very well. "Superius", Samantha. Where, is she?"
  • Hudson: "Oh, she had to attend Magilo Business by order of the Elder Council there cause something weird's happening to magic."
  • Miria: "..... In the Highstone army, all members are expected to be all present and accounted for. Exceptions are NEVER allowed."
  • Radcliff: "Well we ain't your medevil army, now are we? This is a modern group founded under democracy, and- (Mira grabbed him by the neck) AAAAAAGCCCCCCCCCCCK?!"
  • Miria: "Keep in mind that I am a potential leader, you untrained carrier vigeon. And I am to be respected, as such. And don't bore me about your contemperary fads, Radcliff Hawkens."
  • Radcliff: "CONTEMPERARY?! (Miria dropped him) D'OH?!"
  • Stephenie: "Uh, mind Radcliff, he's your atypical hot-blooded Keubric often too proud of his beliefs to the point nausioum.... But I love him the same."
  • Miria: "Then may I suggest you put your man in his place from here on out."
  • Stephenie: "I, can't promise anything absolute, but, I'll see what I can do."
  • Miria: ".... Anyway..... This exsirsize is suppose to include ALL of the HA. No exceptions."
  • Clifton: "Look, Miss Miria, ya need to keep in mind that she's a Magilo user first and a HA member second. Push comes to shove, she'll answer to the Elders before she answers to the Grand Council. Much less any HA leader."
  • Miria: "(To Cloakblade) And you allowed this to occure?"
  • Cloakblade: "Well, I needed to honor her wishes. She deemed it her vice to be ungrateful to those that showed her Magilo by not heeding their calls."
  • Miria: ".... Perhaps that is why you are a contemperary leader then. If I had this position before hand, I would've made Samantha focus on the HA first, and personal life, second."
  • Clifton: "Hey, I had just told you that-"
  • Maverick: "(Taps cane) Now now, we mustn't make a fuss. (To Miria) In all fairness, Miss Mira-"
  • Miria: MIRIA! With two I's between the R, like "Miriam".
  • Maverick: "Quite, my mistake. Neither of us are leaders offictally. It's not yet your call."
  • Miria: "..... (Sighs)..... I'll pardon this oversight for now..... But make no mistake.... When I get leader title, I'll drag that Stalik by the tail back to the Hero Hive as my first act as leader. An army that isn't unionated in putting the greater good above personal needs is one doomed to fail."
  • Tyberious Jr.: "Well, we're not LEGALLY an army. We're more like, authorized vigilantes at best. We're basicly what the Grand Council calls on to deal with a problem too much for REAL armies and athurities."
  • Miria: "Perhaps, but it wouldn't hurt the HA to have the discipline of one."
  • Vancer: "And thank you for proving yourself to be the canidate I DON'T want to win! I rather take my chances with the Starbill or even the Zipsip, thank you very- (Miria kicked Vancer right into the wall and pinned him down with her energy batons!) D'OH OW?!"
  • Miria: "DON'T THINK I DON'T KNOW WHO YOU ARE, YOU RECKLESS HALFWIT?!"
  • Vancer: "I, take it you heard about the Eather thing?"
  • Miria: "To every, last, excruciating detail."
  • Zosimo: "Now now Miss, I ain't happy with what he pulled neither, but that isn't calls to-"
  • Miria: "You are not the lesser of too evils neither! A leader that doesn't trust his followers is a fool of self-destruction!!"
  • Vancer: "And what do you call pinning me to the damn wall?!"
  • Miria: "Highstones are about discipline! This, is discipline. A great motivator for obedience, is the destruction and execution, of pride. (Kneed Vancer in the crotch)!"
Tfs Goku gets punched in the Dick

Tfs Goku gets punched in the Dick

Skip a few seconds.

  • Zosimo and Other HA members: "OHHHHHHHHHH?!"
  • Maverick: "Oh my."
  • Veta: "Yeesh?!"
  • Hopster: "God rest that man's balls."
  • Ucasashi: "Jumasser the Wise had a saying:..... That's gonna need ice.... Jumasser was also bore the title "The Weirdly Eccentric." Our planet can have, it's odd folks."
  • Vancer moaned in high-pitch pain as he plopped to the ground.
  • Vancer: "(Squeaky) She kneed me in the d***! Why? Why'd she kneed me in the d***?"
  • Miria: ".... May that remind you of your place whenever you interact with me."
  • Vancer: ".... (Squeaky) Okay."
  • Maverick: "Ahem! Miss Miria, I cannot stress enough that we should behave around our peers. Calixto is STRICT about these kind of methods."
  • Miria: ".... I feel like the example is set well enough. Report to the Mudcrab Base at your sooner convinence. We will discuss who will be assigned to who.... (Sternly) Don't, be late."
  • The Canidates leave.
  • Veta: "(Gets to Hudson) Uhh, sorry about what she did to your friend, Huds. I'm only getting to know her. (Leaves off)."
  • Radcliff: "..... Hot damn. How badly did that Strongstone guy screwed her over?"
  • Libby: "He took her kingdom and slaughtered half of her clan, parents included."
  • Clifton: And Strongstone broke off her magic horn.
  • Xandy: "Yikes. That explains the crackling stump on her head."
  • Magnum: "She's an Anthrocorn. A humanoid that can use magic with a very powerful horn. An Anthrocorn with a broken horn is... Shall we say... An unfortunate fate."
  • Xandy: "Ouch!.... I can't blame her for being like that then."
  • Magnum: "(She is seen healing Vancer) I can't say with confidence that Vancer would abide that statement."
  • Vance: (Voice slightly returned to normal) All in favor of her NOT being leader say-
  • Most of the HA: AYE!
  • Vance: Yes! That crippled horn is crazy!
  • Zosimo: "Well, it's not nessersarly our call. She has to pass the exsirsize like the other canadates. And her success will depend on one of us being assigned as a squad to her like the others to capture the Lougers' little test subject in those dopey villains."
  • Libby: "Ahem! Before anyone gets the bad idea in their head, I am voting against intentionally making her look bad."
  • Vancer: "Aw, damn it."
  • Hudson: "Well, how about, making any of the other canidates look good?"
  • Zosimo: "Well that would require extremely good co-operation. Which let's be honest, we don't exactly have good oodles of. And it's made worse that we need it most on an exsirsize with practice villains."
  • Cloakblade: "Then I trust you all understood better now why we need this. Miria is here along with the other canadates because the Grand Councilers want to ensure we avoid losing ourselves and allow the VA reminants confidence in having no fear to try to rebuild the VA."
  • Zosimo: "Ya know, ya already had me on the possabily of Flark being able to win one over us, but having to take oders from someone like that Highstone chick? Ugh.... Much as I'm still not crazy for Vance at the moment, I think I rather take my chances with Maverick or even Miss Veta if we have to. Mostly Maverick, cause I respect a Warbothian legend like him."
  • Radcliff: "Well duh, cause yer from the same planet as he is."
  • Nanobyte: "Well the way I see it, I think my opinions on them can be represented best by this chart. (Brings up a holographic chart) The Faverable canidates are a tie between Maverick and Veta, Cloak's ex is at a grey area middle, and Highstone and Hoppy are at the we're not too crazy for end. Sure, Miria kneed Vance's balls, but I still stand that Hopster isn't an exact improvement. He's WAY more then likely to share even some traits with her."
  • Magnum: "So I suppose we need to make Maverick, Veta, or even Ucasashi if nessersary, look more preferable then Miria and Hopster without making the two look bad."
  • Cloakblade: "Well, it ultamately is up on how well the practice villain is captured: Effictentcy, Persistent, Endurence, Humaneness, And Securedness. We are allowed to seek out the practice villain any wish way we want, so long as it matches the criteria. We need to be efficent in seeking the villain out, persist longer then their desire to evade, Endure the Elements AND what the Villain will throw at us, we most certainly need to be HUMANE about capturing them, and above all, what we used to catch them, has to be secured and well so."
  • Aurlena: "Is that humaneness thing about how those Spicer dudes were beaten up TOO hard? I mean come on, that was the insanethine!"
  • Cloakblade: "Yes but it did brought concerns on how dangerious things like your gauntless, my skills or Magnum's and Samantha's magic and Libby's orb or some of our naterol traits can truely be if we lost sight of ourselves in any which way. The most dangerious thing for the hero, is not just the villains or death itself, but it's the path of becoming a villain. Alot of councilers fear that if one impudent soul were to get to us, we would lose our moral center and become no different from them."
  • Aurlena: "Whatever gave them the impression that-"
  • Xandy pulled out her holophone and replayed the recording of Aurlena on her high.
  • Aurlena recording: "I NOW HAVE A TASTE FOR BLOOD?!"
  • Aurlena: "...... Oh, crap..... Well, again, that was insanethine talk, I wasn't myself!"
  • Nanobyte: Anyway, we'll have to warm up to the other heroes. Miria and Hopstar aren't exactly a top pick, but-
  • Miami: Nanobyte, let's just cut the middleman out. I think we can all agree that Maverick is the one we want.
  • Most of the HA: Yeah!
  • Nanobyte: It's not our call, remember?
  • Miami: "True, but we can make Maverick look good by having him be able to perfectly catch whoever joke villain we get assigned to."
  • Nanobyte: "...... Ohhhhhh, I get ya. Glad to know you're smart as you are hot, Miams."
  • Cloakblade: "(Sighs), (Quietly) Well Yayoi, you got them more interested. Too bad they were too quick to pick faverites."

Mubcrab Base.

  • The HA heroes and the canadates are presented before the Main Grand Councilers.
  • Warson: "..... Welcome Heroes Act Members and future leader canadates. Before we get started on assigning which hero is to capture which practice villain, the Canadates need to pick their Squad Members. Now, with Samantha absint, we have an even 20 heroes for the canadates to choice from. The five of you each, will have an even number of five."
  • Jling Sling: "Choose wisely now, Canadates, CAUSE THERE'S NO TAKE-BACKS?! Whatever peon you get, you're stuck with for the rest of the exsirsiz- (Gets bonked by Warson) D'OW?!"
  • Warson: "AHEM!..... As meaning to say, be made aware that whatever you choose, you will have to make the best of them. The term, "You made your bed, you may as well sleep in it", applies well here. Miria goes first."
  • Miria presented herself in front of the HA.
  • Miria: "..... I only desire to have the best..... I'll take both Sea Squirls, the Hymenovespula choosen one, the Clatam borg, and the Humanoid Hybrid."
  • Ruther: "We HAVE names, FYI."
  • Telthona: "(Quietly) Hon, if ya'll want to avoid ending up like Vance, ya best hold back the sass."
  • Ruther: "Duh, (Gulp), I mean, (Milliterry-like) MA'AM YES MA'AM?!"
  • Bayo: "Let it be offictalised that Miria has selected Xandy, Clifton, Magnum, Telthona, and Ruther. This will be finalised. (A Holographic screen placed the names on Miria's team.)."
  • Warson: "Ucasashi is next."
  • Miria left as Ucasashi came up, as the heroes that got choosen left.
  • Ucasashi: "(Mediates while standing for abit)..... My ansisters dictated that Cloakblade, Jorcori, Zosimo, Vancer, and Aurlena are worthy of my quest yet to be desided by the cancel."
  • Jorcori: "UGHHHHHHHHHHHHH, OF COURSE HE PICKS ME AND YOU, YAYOI?!"
  • Cloakblade: "(Quietly) Jorcori, please calm yourself and avoid the vice of being foolish in front of the Councilers."
  • Bayo: ".... Ahem. Ignoring that. Let it be known that Cloakblade, Jorcori, Zosimo, Vancer, and Aurlena have been choosen by Ucasashi. This will be officialised. (The Names appear on Ucasashi's team)."
  • Warson: "Up next, is Hopster."
  • Hopster came up as Ucasashi left and the choosen heroes left.
  • Hopster: "...... (Pulls out a rifle to help point)..... I'll take, the damn dirty ape, the cat-bug, the Gerrox, and the Grasstone gal."
  • Tollund: "Ya didn't have to say I was dirty though."
  • Bayo: "Let it be known that Hopstar has picked Tollund, Zorra, Tyberious Jr., and Libby Ation. Though, it is abit under the 5 limit."
  • Hopster: "(Puts rifle away) That's cause I did the math, and we might not be able to even out these heroes as simple as thought. I take someone extra, there'd be barely any left for Miss Veta and Maverick."
  • Jarvis: "..... Ohhhh dear, we did NOT think this through."
  • Veta: "Aw, no sweat. I'll just take Hudson and Maverick can have what's left."
  • Maverick: "A reasonable compromise."
  • Warson: "(As the other canidate team names are filled) Then it is desided. (The screen turned into a map of the selected area) The Lougers had placed the practice villains seperately in spefific parts of this area. (The Pictures of the practice villains were seen.). Miria, you selected the well versitile and most combat capable heroes, so, you will be assigned to capture the aptly named, "Candyroot", the assuringly strong and challanging enough of the practice villains being being a mutanted plant covered in candy as a result of a questionable exspeariment. He was sighted to be placed in Garden Oasis.
  • Miria: "It shall be done, councilers. I'll drag that weed back to this base before sunrise."
  • Warson: Ucasashi, you pocess a diverse cast of situational heroes, ergo, your team are best suited for Famer Mcpsyco, nicknamed "The Psyco Farmer". Be cautious though. The Lougers didn't want this person to be too easy, so they placed him in a wild vegitable field so his mutanted green thumb can give him an ability to challnage you better.
  • Ucasashi: I accept this task with honor.
  • Warson: Hopster, having pocessed talented gunslingers and Miss Ation, you're much well suited to seek out "Pop Daddy Longlegs", who has been placed in the cave habitate of a healthy snake population. He's been known to hide a hidden hypnotic "Disco Ball" drone that allows him to use music as a weapon, so expect the serpents to be utilised against you. Ethical treatment of innosent animals is heavily required. Those snakes did not ask to fight for a practice criminal.
  • Hopster: No problem. The only snake I'm gonna gun for has 8 legs.
  • Warson: Miss Veta, since you only enlisted Hudson, you'll have to be very clever around "Pig E. Bank", a mutanted bank robber with the ability to use suction with his snout. He was left in the mud dunes. Expect him to be, enjoying himself apawn his discovery that Klenamark is a mud planet.
  • Veta: Oh... Kay... I was hoping for one of the more serious guys, but, I'm not gonna complain about having the big dumb idiot of the joke villains.
  • Warson: "And Maverick, in being automatically designated with Nanobyte, Miami, Hawkens and Stephenie, you will be assigned with what has been named "Psyco-In-A-Box", A once normal toy cursed by dark energy to become maniacal and sentient that was netourious of haunting children with looping nightmares. He was placed near the burial catacombs of soldiers past under Fort Morgue."
  • Maverick: But alchourse. You'll expect that bad toy ready to be put back in the toybox very soon.
  • Veta: "I just have one question... How are guys like THAT C-Listers and/or D-Listers?"
  • Warson: "The Lougers insisted that they have enemies that're, comparably worse."
  • Taleena: "They insisted that they have enemies, that would eat these guys, for breakfest."
  • Hopster: "Well, I wouldn't call a cursed toy, a musican gone bad and a gaggle of mutants a cake-walk neither."
  • Miria: But compared to Strongstone... None are them are a threat.
  • Jarvis: "I like that enthusiasm, because night is coming quite quickly. We better get started."

Garden Oasis.

  • Candyroot was seen planting himself firmly into the Oasis soil.
  • Candyroot: "..... Ya know, this arrangement is not so bad. I'm planted in one of the rare vitable shorce of nutriants in an entire planet, I'm close to water, alot of pretty flowers here, AND it's nighttime...... The only inconvinence is that I'm expected to be a practice dummy for rookie heroes. Well, to that I say, Sour Candy! I'm not gonna let it be easy to my would-be assulters. Let's see if I can bond will with the locals. (Starts effecting the Oasis plants into becoming apart of him and take over the entire Oasis) Wow, I have a better effect on the native flora here then expected. I think I may consider visiting this other universe more often. It might help me against my quest on revenge on Candy Co! And maybe I'll even be able to surprise the Lougers and get even for my many years of inconvinence?! (Laughs wickedly)!"
  • Miria: (Her hero team arrived) Not so fast!
  • Clifton: UGH, already the villains are obsessing with our dimension. Why did the Lougers think this was a good id-
  • Miria: What are you doing? We're SUPPOSED to focus on the mission!
  • Clifton: I was just talking about- (Miria slapped him)
  • Miria: I DON'T CARE WHAT YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT! DON'T GIVE THE VILLAIN A CHANCE TO- (Candyroot smacked them all into the mud)... After this, you are going to need SERIOUS punishment!
  • Xandy: Hey, lay off hi- (Miria smacks her)
  • Miria: This doesn't concern you! Now everyone MOVE OUT, NO DISTRACTIONS! (They do that)
  • Candyroot: Jesus, woman, what jawbreaker got up your buttcrack?
  • Ruther: "Ya probuly don't wanna know."
  • Candyroot: "Good point, cause I wasn't nessersarly asking for her life story. (Smacks Ruther upside the head)!"
  • Ruther: "D'OW, THAT SMARTS?!"
  • Magnum: "I think he has bonded himself into the flora of the Oasis. I could try to use my magic to channel into the plant life to start rejecting Candyroot to-"
  • Candyroot: "You know I can hear you, you over-sized suger bee! (Starts clawing some Oasis Palm trees to try and smack at Magnum who dodges!)"
  • Miria: "Magnum, for future reference, try to practice doing the action you think about doing, don't take the time to explain it! This act of explaining something in front of the opponent is going to be addressed later."
  • Magnum: "Well I needed to make sure my comrades know what I'm doing first beforehand so they don't accsidently interupt me or- (The Palm Trees grabbed her) D'OH!..... They can better protect me."
  • Telthona: "(Readies a lazer buzzsaw from her hands) I got your back, Mags!"
  • Licorice vines began to burst from the ground!
  • Candyroot: "I hope you don't get too (The Licerish vines began to wrap up Telthona) TIED up first?!"
  • Telthona: "Seriously suger? A pun? Ugh, no wonder you're one of the Lougers less serious villains."
  • Candyroot: "Well that will change soon enough when I make an exsample out of you sour gumdrops!"
  • Miria: "..... Sea Squirls, Hybrid. Focus your energy to free your companions.... I'll divert the plant beast's attention to me."
  • Ruther: "Ya sure you don't want some backup against this guy? He's abit stronger then what I think the Lougers meant for him to be."
  • Miria: "Like I said, compaired to Strongstone, he's nothing."
  • Candyroot: "I CAN HEAR YOU PEOPLE?! (Grabs Miria) Yeesh, I hate it when people gossap in front of you?!"
  • Xandy: "(Quietly) He's distracted. We may as well get Magnum and Telthona out."
  • Clifton: "(Quietly) Espeically Magnum. She's our ace in the whole of downgrading this weed."
  • The trio set off to try and free Magnum and Telthona.
  • Miria: "Do not underestimate my power, plant. Strongstone made that mistake."
  • Candyroot: "I-..... Can't help but to think we're missing some context here, who's Strongstone?"
  • Miria: "A monster who suffered a heavy price for wronging me, for killing half of my clan and taking my horn from me."
  • Candyroot: "WHOAAAAAAAAAAAAA, WAY TO DROP THAT BOMBSHELL, LADY?! I heard the AUU is a slightly darker place, but, HOLY S***?! And I thought that Tempestpony had it rough- (Miria managed to get free and started fighting him) OH S***, WE'RE DOING THIS NOW?! EYES ON THE PRIZE, CANDYROOT, EYES ON THE PRIZE?!"
  • Miria: (Lunged for Candyroot as she used her broken horn to incinerate his greatest defenses then beat him up so much he was left vulnerable to a gun blaze from the heroes)
  • Candyroot: (He was burnt to a crisp)... Ow! (His work was undone by Magnum)
  • Magnum: Ugh, this magic problem better be fixed soon.
  • Miria: Everyone, I am DISAPPOINTED in the lack of focus and subtlety you possess. Distracting yourselves with pointless ramblings? Speaking your next move aloud? If you do things like that, you're basically ASKING to get blasted or incinerated where you stand.
  • Xandy: Well excuse us, princess, we do things like that all the time, we're practically used to it.
  • Miria:... I see. Then MORE discipline is required.
  • Telthona: Lady what is WRONG WITH YOU?! THESE GUYS CAN'T HELP BEING WHO THEY ARE!
  • Miria: If THIS is who they are, then they shouldn't be in the Heroes Act at all! (They were all shocked at her words)... Now let's turn in your results. (They left with Candyroot)

Wild Vegetable Field

  • Farmer McPsycho: This is ridonkeylous! Whose brilliant idea was it in those stupid Lodgers to have villains be used as TARGET PRACTICE?!? I'm kinda bettin' on it being one of their idjits. It plumb has to be for them to put me into a perfect spot for me to round up mah first ever AUU veggie army! (Gaffaws as he pulls off a farmer glove to reveil a large disgusting mutanted green thumb, presses it on the ground as an energy wave effected the wild Vegitables as they mutanted and turn into vegitable monsters) I'm gonna plumb teach those misfits a hard learned lesson that The Psyco Farmer ain't target practice! (Gaffaws crazily!)
  • Cloakblade and Jorcori were seen cloaked and hidden in the brush.
  • Cloakblade: "(To a communicator quietly) Ucasashi, the farmer has already proceeded in making his vegitable army."
  • Ucasashi's voice: "(Quietly from Communicator) Understood. I'll instruct Zosimo to make a device that'll free the produce from the rogue agriiculturist. But what would best help to build a device to reverse this would be an exsample of his DNA so to create a counter-force to his power, primarly from the thumb itself."
  • Cloakblade: "(Quietly) Understood. (The Communication ends)."
  • Jorcori: "(Quietly) Now there is only the challnage of how this can be atthived."
  • Cloakblade: "(Quietly) Well hopefully our farmer friend is prone to leave traces of himself."
  • Farmer McPsyco: "Now then, my veg-it-ables, find me more of yer veggy brothern to join my cause. (The Mutant Vegitables proceeded to do that).... (Looks at his thumb)... Ohh, while they'll at it, I think it's time to give my green thumb abit of a trim. (Pulls out a nail clipper) I always practic good nail care. (Starts trimming the giant black nail on his mutanted thumb) And, there. (Pulls out a jar filled with black nails) More nails fer the collection. (Puts them in, as Cloakblade and Jorcori were both surprised and disgusted by that)."
  • Jorcori: "..... (Quietly) This man, keeps his nail trimmings? Ugh, it might no longer be a mystery why this man is low on the villain foodchain inspite of his powers."
  • Cloakblade: "(Quietly) It may be gross, but I believe, we found the sample Zosimo would need. We just need to secure the jar."
  • Jorcori: "(Quietly) Ugh, you're luckly I was used to have done, worse things. Though trimmings is, amongst the grossest things I had done. We may be cloaked, but that doesn't mean it'll be as easy as just walking there and grabbing his disgusting collection. Those vegitables might sense us through vibrations on the ground, which will alarm the farmer."
  • Cloakblade: "(Quietly): "Good call. We'll need to stick as closely to the trees as possable. All the while, (Sees the Farmer walking off with the Jar) Keeping an eye on our farmer."
  • Cloakblade and Jorcori stealthfully leap across the trees to follow The Psyco Farmer to a crudely made camp.
  • Farmer McPsyco: "(Opens up a personal box) And here's where ya'll be staying, my darlings. (Puts the jar in, closes the trunk, locks it with a key, and then shoves the key in his back overall pocket) Nice and safe. Now, to take a quick powernap to wait for my veggies to bring me more to make more and so on till I get a prize winning army. (Gaffaws, then lays down on a makeshift bed and gets to sleep, as he started to shove the green thumb in his mouth and sucks on it comedicly like a baby.)"
  • Cloakblade and Jorcori witnessed this.
  • Jorcori: "..... (Jestures her that the Farmer is asleep and that they need to be very quiet in seeking out the key to the farmer's chest)."
  • Vancer: (Suddenly appears LITTERALLY from nowhere!) Oh hell no, nobody should be touching that s***! I've got a better solution. (Captured one of the vegetables and brought it to Ucasashi) We can just snag these guys. They are extensions of his DNA.
  • Jorcori: VANCE, YOU FOOL, WHAT ARE YOU- (The vegetate tangled them in vegetation and screamed, alerting McPsycho and all the others and causing the others to be captured by the more-alert vegetables)
  • Aurlena:... VANCE, WHAT DID YOU DO?!?
  • Ucasashi: He improvised without my consent!
  • Vancer: OF COURSE I DID! WE SHOULDN'T HAVE TO TOUCH HIS GROSSASS NAILS?!
  • Jorcori: "YOU DIDN'T EVEN HAD TO, YOU IDIOT?! YOU WERE SUPPOSE TO WAIT WITH UCASASHI, ZOSIMO AND AURLENA?!"
  • Farmer McPsycho: So THAT'S what you were going to do, huh?
  • Vancer:... Oops.
  • Jorcori: OOPS?!
  • Farmer McPsycho: Boys, strangle them into oblivion! (The vegetable trap strangled them until Aurlena overloaded her gauntlets into bursting, frying the vegetables and McPsycho but also burning the gauntlets out)... Owie!
  • Ucasashi:... Vancer, you dishonor us.
  • Vancer: Oh, f*** you AND your honor BS.
  • Cloakblade: VANCE!
  • Vancer: I'm just saying we shouldn't have to go after something as gross as finger nails, ESPEICALLY ANYTHING FROM HIS GIANT MUTANT THUMB?! Getting one of his vegetables was WAY easier.
  • Jorcori: "WITH EXCEPTION THAT DOING SO WILL MAKE IT DO EXACTLY WHAT IT DID?!"
  • Vancer: "I was going to knock it out first!"
  • Aurlena: ARE YOU KIDDING?! MY GAUNTLETS ARE BROKEN BECAUSE OF YOU!!!
  • Vancer: "At, least they beaten the farm dude."
  • Ucasashi: "(Was able to contain McPsyco) Through sheer luck only. And at a needless sacrivice."
  • Zosimo: "(Takes a sample of a roasted mutant vegitable) Well, there's likely gonna be some surviving mutants, so I may as well round them out with my demutation gun and turn THEM back to normal, along with getting the soil untainted by the varment's touch."
  • Vancer: "Well, at least it was efficent."
  • Ucasashi: "But it dishonored the one value: Avoiding harm. And clearly this mad suffered some burns medic droids will have to be utilise to treat."
  • Aurlena: "ANNNNND That it got my gauntlets wrecked?! All cause you didn't want to look at FINGER NAILS?! FINGER NAILS?!"
  • Vancer: Oh come on, you wouldn't want to touch them either, not even WITH the Gauntlets on.
  • Aurlena: "Duh, no, BUT WE DIDN'T HAD TO?! AND THEY WERE IN A JAR ANYWAY, SO IT'S NOT LIKE ANYONE HAS TO PHYSICALLY TOUCH THEM?! AND THEY'RE MADE FROM THE SAME STUFF AS HORNS AND HAIR, SO-..... Ugh, ya know, trying to bum-rush the Eather thing to go after Millipede in time to meet your girlfriend's parents were one thing, BUT TRYING TO SNAG ONE OF THE MUTANTS THAT ALARMED OUR GUY BECAUSE YOU WERE GROSSED OUT?! SURE, THE GUY'S HABITS ARE DISGUSTING, BUT THIS?! This is perhaps why Zosimo did what he did?!"
  • Vancer: "...... Okay, I am getting the vibe that maybe I got too antsy. I can't help it, I'm a guy of action."
  • Ucasashi: "I am willing to mostly pardon these actions in reckitneseing your well meaningness behind them.... Even if they were motivated by petty concerns of something as mundane as not being fond of this villain's particular habits. All the same though, I believe Calixto will desire a word with you after this."
  • Vancer: "I'm already demoted from my previous class, what more, can he do?"
  • Ucasashi: "Depending on his mood from learning about this, even in his most benvolent stance, he could threaten suspendsion if you offer no improvement from your vice of inmpaihence."
  • Vancer: "SUSPENDSION?!.... Look, you may be Cloak's Ex, but I'll have you know that I was involved in things LONG before you like, what, broke Oaglock's life-support suit!? I got into the HA for my part in halting ALOT of VA sceames, one of them that got me offictalised as an HA member, was nailing the VA Benufactor, Horrarian, who had tried to revive a Starbot factory and unveil a super bot unlike what others were. From there on, I helped an anti-hero pirate clear his name and beat back the spirit of the inventor of a cursed stargate, saved Grooka from the desendent of a dictator, got involved in Qui being captured at long last, prevented our universes reconstruction from LITTERALLY being trashed by Glowrod getting control of Pharagu, saved Oranos from a jerk warden, stopped Roboface from harassing that Futurasia world..... TWICE?! The second time being SLIGHTLY harder then the first! Then there was getting Xenaros back to normal when it turned out that it the "Poison", that ruined it, was just their UGLY MIST, I helped fought off a villain invadtion to get a baby god, I helped resolve a political devide IN KEUCA, I helped saved a planet from a corrupted sun, I helped in stopping the RAPTURE weapons from being used, and prior to that I helped take down CrimeTech, oh speaking of that, I survived an Astro-Laser filled with Nova Titans, I helped saved a controverseal judge from a coup that tried to revive that, and on TOP of my part in Eather, I HELPED BEAT LORD MILLIPEDE?! And you want to have me suspended?!"
  • Ucasashi: "I did not profess a desire for that. I am merely warning you that you have the vices of Impaience and Pride. By all means, these things are worthy accomplishments. But my sensei always tells me that being too proud of yourself, being your own fan, can be dangerious, for it blinds you of self flaws, and prevents improvement of character. A vice, that tainted those like the Farmer and corrupted their souls."
  • Vancer: "WHY ARE YOU COMPAIRING ME TO BIG GREEN THUMB MCGEE OVER HERE?!"
  • Ucasashi: "The Lougers had shared the origins of these villains. The Farmer ended up like this cause he was a victim of a chemical accsident at a County Fair and was once a top winner of having the best produce to deminstraight. But on the fateful day he lost to a superior, he succombed to pride, and apawn the chemical's taint from an accsident from a truck carring them, he became what he is and started to make vegitable monsters. Pride has tainted this man beyond reprouch."
  • Vancer: "He could mostly be like this cause the chemical's messing with his brain?!"
  • Ucasashi: "I don't deny this, but he was deceptable to this power's temptation, because he could not handle defeat. Like how you feared losing a chance to impress your lover's parents, cause you fear that this work takes time."
  • Vancer: "WE WERE IN EATHER LONGER THEN WE NEEDED TO JUST TO GET SOME DEAD EMPEROR'S DEATH BED TO EARN THE ATTENTION OF ONE OF SAMANTHA'S MAGICAL OLD BOSSES?! I DIDN'T WANT MY GIRL'S PARENTS TO THINK I MIGHT NOT BE AROUND ALOT?!"
  • Ucasashi: "Does your lover understand your place?"
  • Vancer: "Yeah, she's cool with me, but-"
  • Ucasashi: "Then if she understands your place, then they will!"
  • Vancer: Ugh! You don't know her parents like I do!
  • Ucasashi: This is what I aim to correct. Dishonorable acts like this are a recipe for disaster. You all need to keep your dishonorable members on tighter leashes. For all we know, there could be a surprise we could've long prevented if a code of honor was in place.
  • Vancer: Well, sorry, Master Colorface, but I'm me, and we're we, and you can't change that.
  • Ucasashi: Then maybe I might have to reconsider having a certain amount of you to even BE part of the Heroes Act.
  • Vancer:... What?!
  • Cloakblade: "(Quietly) Oh dear devines, Ucasashi, I know you mean well, but you're just rattling his cage now."
  • Ucasashi: It's only a thought. But you all might have to think about what you've done. Mostly you, Vance. Come. We must turn in our progress. (They left as Vance was seen angry)

Snake Cave

  • Pop Daddy: (Standing on a large platform before a large mud put full of snakes.) ALRIGHT, BOYS!! IT'S PARTY TIME! P-A-R-T-WHY? BECAUSE, MMMMMMMMMMMMASK REFERENCE!!! (Snakes cheered)
  • Snake: YAAAAY, I DON'T KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS!!!
  • Pop Daddy:.... (Quietly) Oh, right, Alternate Universe. (Loudly) AHEM! LET'S DANCE UNTIL WE COLLAPSE!!! (He takes out his flying disco ball and played this)
Nsync - Bye Bye Bye

Nsync - Bye Bye Bye

  • Hopstar: Ugh. Music. One's craziest weakness. Alright everyone, remember, no nonsense!
  • Tyberious Jr.: "Nonesense? Us? What do you take us for? Vance? Tollund alone is the definition of seriousness."
  • Hopstar: "All the same though, Gerrox, just follow my lead and do exactly as asked. If we're gonna catch this varment, we need to disable his power source. That toy he has. (Points to the flying Disco Ball)."
  • Libby: "I, kinda don't get it though. He's just having a dance club for snakes. How is he a villain?"
  • Zorra: "Guy's guilty of bank robbery, pickpocketing, assault, murder, and arson. Based on the Louger's info about him, he was once a top musican famous for his music, but he got jealious of a rival being better then him and started to use alien tec to try and cheat his way to fame. Then basicly the temptation of this power got into his head as he started to use those balls to basicly use his fame to take what he wants. So I kinda understand why the Lougers had to put his butt into jail."
  • Libby: "Well, if he's like this cause of only wanting to be better then a rival, then, maybe we just need to appeal to his better nature and remind him what he lost."
  • Hopstar: "Look, you have a good heart, Miss Ation, but I take a good look at him, and I don't think any better nature really exists anymore. He's lost all ability to have regret and remorse. He may not be like the mutants and the dark energy infected toy, but he's clearly as dangerious. The best we can ever do to him now, is keep him from hurting others, nevermind the local snakes in making slaves out of them."
  • Tollund: "I kinda have to agree, Libby. That guy looks pretty certain at what he's doing."
  • Libby: "It's just, he's only like this cause he lost himself."
  • Tyberious Jr.: "Libs, be that as it may, it doesn't look like he WANTS to change. Sure, he's nothing compaired to my father, but I do see a pretty basic bad guy here."
  • Hopstar: "Now come on, let's get into position. (The group did that, even Libby, relucently)."
  • Pop Daddy LongLegs: "Yeaaaahh, man, this party's rocking the house?! OW MAN!"
  • Some Snakes hanging on the pillers shake their heads at that!
  • Snake 1: "Not sure where this dude came from, but I like it!"
  • Snake 2: "I think this guy will appease the great Mud Serpent of Klenamark."
  • Snake 1: "Oh yeah, let's totally go get him! (Rumbling was felt)..... Oh wait, I think that's him."
  • Mud started to leak from the cave, surprising the still hidden heroes.
  • Pop Daddy LongLegs: "Aw man, mud? So glad I'm in a stupid prison uniform and not my best studs, yo!"
  • ???: "WHO HAS DISTURBED THE MUD SERPENT OF KLENAMARK?!"
  • A Large Mud Element Snake rose from the mud as the snakes slithered out of the way of the large creature.....
  • Pop Daddy LongLegs: "...... What the hell is this Sci-Fi s***, man?"
  • Mud Serpent: "I am the Elder God Elemental of all of Klenamark's mud!"
  • Pop Daddy LongLegs: "...... Ya'll's the god......Of mud?"
  • Mud Serpent: "Yes. I molded the planet into what it is now with only my very ess- (Pop Daddy started laughing uncontrolable)..... Uhhh, what's so funny?"
  • Pop Daddy LongLeg: "REALLY MAN?! THE GOD OF FREAKING MUD?! (LAUGHS) YOU'RE BASICLY THE GOD OF WET DIRT, MAN?! WHATEVER CRAZY PANTHEON YOU'RE APART OF, YOU GOT GIPPED, MAN?!"
  • Mud Serpent: "(Angerly) WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT?! YOU DARE TO MOCK MY POWER?!"
  • Pop Daddy LongLeg: "Dude, all I litterally have to do is use a hairdryer on you and you dry faster then clay!"
  • Mud Serpent: "IMPUDENT MORTAL?! (The Snakes cowerdly slither away from the presence of the angered presence) I WILL DROWN ALL MORTAL SOCITIES OF THE PLANET IN MY MUD FOR THIS HERESY?!"
  • Pop Daddy LongLegs: "Well, I'm just a tourist here, so, technically, it doesn't effect me."
  • Mud Serpent: "(INCRESED ECHOY VOICE) THEN I WILL SUBJUGATE YOU INTO THE FIRES OF MY HELLISH WRATH AND THAT OF YOUR SOUL FOR ENTERNITY?!"
  • Pop Daddy LongLegs: "(Realizes he fucked up)..... Actually, I was okay with you taking your anger out on every sucker on the planet! (The Mud Serpent's eyes turned angry red) Now hold up, man?! (Points to the Disco Ball) DON'T MAKE ME USE THIS?!"
  • Mud Serpent: "What is that silly instrument suppose to- (The Disco Ball plays music again) (Stares confused) Huh?"
  • Nothing happens as the music plays.....
  • Pop Daddy LongLegs: "..... DA HELL?! WHY ISN'T MY BALL WORKING ON YOU?!"
  • Mud Serpent: "DAMNINGLY CHILDISH MORTAL?! YOU CANNOT CONTROL AN ELDER GOD?! ESPEICALLY NOT WITH, A SILLY GLASS BALL?!"
  • Pop Daddy LongLegs: "Hey hey hey, hey now, man, hear me out for a second, I- (The Mud Serpent began to puke hot mud at Pop Daddy as he dodged wimpfully squeilling!) OH HELL NAW?! YOU DID NOT JUST TRIED TO PUKE ON ME?!"
  • Mud Serpent: "MY MUD OF CREATION SHALL MEND YOU INTO THE PLANET FOR ETURNITY?!"
  • Pop Daddy LongLegs grabbed his disco ball and began to ran screaming like a bitch as the Mud Serpent chased him, as the Mud Serpent roared!
  • Hopstar: "..... Okay, improvised plan, save the damn idjit from the pissed off Mud Snake and then seal off the cave from the world forever."
  • HA Members on his team: "Good idea."
  • Libby: "Wait! What if I try to calm down the Mud Serpent?"
  • Hopster: "After how much that dancing jackass upset him? I think that thing hates people like us from here on out!"
  • Libby: Just give me a chance!
  • Tyberious Jr.: "With all due respect sir, Libby pocesses the Orb of Mireo, what have we got to lose?"
  • Hopstar: "..... You get ONE chance at this, Ation. You better present an argument good enough for a freaking god of all things."
  • Libby: I got this. Trust me.
  • Hopstar: I should hope so. (Libby went in between the two)
  • Mud Serpent: What?
  • Libby: Leave the spider alone!
  • Mud Serpent:... Who are you to tell a god, nevermind an elder one, what to do? (Saw the Orb of Mireo)....... The Orb of Mireo! That's not possible! How has a mortal been able to-
  • Libby: It doesn't matter. You should leave this spider alone. He's only mortal and cannot help himself. Now just let him go, and I can handle it. He is only a broken soul who needs healing.
  • Hopstar: Wait, what?
  • Mud Serpent: I sense no ounce of what you claim inside him.
  • Libby: Maybe because you're not the kind of god for that. I know there's good in him.
  • Mud Serpent: If there's good in him, why is he gone?
  • Libby: Wait, wha- (Pop Daddy was gone)...
  • Hopstar: THE HELL WAS THAT?! I SAID NO NONSENSE!!!
  • Pop Daddy: (Did a ridiculous escape dance as he flipped off the heroes) THANKS FOR THE HELP, SUCKAAAA- (They teleport to him and pile on top of him and confiscate his disco ball)... Ow.
  • Hopstar:... Libby, you have failed to prove me wrong. Your need to bring out good allowed our target to sneak away.
  • Mud Serpent: "Ahem. But seriously though, how have you came to pocess the orb and why should I allow juristiction of punishing the spider?"
  • Libby: "Well, may as well, great Mud Serpent, as pentence for, overanilising this spider. I undone a great injustice done apawn the Mireotis people by a being consumed in vengence long ago. And do not view what I ask as instruction, but a request. I'm with a small band of others that had wished to take this spider away from here. Also, he is not of this united universe, but another."
  • Mud Serpent: "..... Ahhhh. Then any who has been worthy of their blessings, earns my respect. See that this misplaced realm jumper goes back to where he came. Also see that you try to defelupt a better judge of character. (Melts back into the mud)....."
  • Pop Daddy LongLegs: "...... WHEEEEEEEEEEEW! Ya know hon, even when I know ya'll're about to become VERY fickle in the next few seconds, I thank ya for that. But heads up, I ain't going down without a fight ya'll!"
  • Tyberious Jr.: "Ya sure ya wanna take that chance, buddy? I didn't appresiated you almost made my girl look like a dumb broad in front of a god."
  • Zorra: "We also got your stupid toy, and the Lougers say you're typically not much without it."
  • Pop Daddy LongLegs: "...... On the other hand, I'm more familier with fighting the Lougers, not much their crazy-ass friends, so- (Hopstar takes Pop Daddy's disco ball from Zorra)."
  • Hopstar: "Probuly the smartest thing ya done did all day. (Breaks the Disco Ball)."
  • Pop Daddy LongLegs: "Awww man! Ya have any idea how many favors I did in Super Villain Prison to even GET that ONE thang?! I had to butt kiss alot of prison alpha dogs just to get ONE of those things?!"
  • Hopstar: "(Pulls out a rope and lassos Pop Daddy into the ground) I'll have to be sure to inform the misfits to keep an extra hard eye on you then, convict."
  • Pop Daddy LongLegs: "DID YOU JUST FREAKING HOGTIED ME, MAN?! WHAT IS THIS, A CAVE FULL OF SNAKES OR A RODEO?!"
  • Hopstar: "Truth be told, I hardly can tell the difference between convicts and cattle, maybe except we don't eat convicts. They both get put in places where they belong."
  • Pop Daddy LongLegs: "OH I KNOW YA'LL DID NOT JUST COMPAIRED ME TO A FREAKING COW, MAN?! YOU GOT A THING AGAINST BAD GUYS, YOU ALINEMENTIST?!"
  • Hopstar grabbed Pop Daddy angerly!
  • Hopstar: "ASK METAL-TOOTH ABOUT WHAT HE DID TO MY BROTHER, YOU 8-LEGGED FREAK OF A SANDSWIMMER?!"
  • Pop Daddy LongLegs: "..... Damn, son. I know these universes are dark as balls, but, one of the villains here iced your brother? Damn shame, man, but don't take a piss at my crunch berries for it man, I have nothing to do with it, I don't know you, I haven't even been into these crazy-ass universes until now- (Hopstar punched him unconjustusly) D'OW FUCK, MAN?!"
  • Hopstar took a moment to calm down.....
  • Zorra: ".... Uh, Hopstar-"
  • Hopstar: "I know, I know! We aren't suppose to hurt the convicts beyond self-defence, I get it! It's just..... It's kinda a reason why Metal Tooth was my last bounty. I came to hate convicts more then I should and would end up over-doing it, thus it would prevent me from taking bounties that request non-death captures. A damn miricle the worse I did to the arthopod was knock him out. Shows I'm getting abit better at my temper. That being said, I'm aware my chances of being leader are slim now, and.... I make peace with that. I don't got paihence to do political stuff anyway. But I still aim to make you folks better then ya'll are. Being leader doesn't have to be the end all be all method for that."
  • Tyberious Jr.: ".... Listen, we understand you have brother issues, but that guy, for as much of a jerk he is, he did brought up a good arguement that you didn't had to be THAT mad at him. He had nothing to do with your brother."
  • Hopstar: "I understand that perfectly. It doesn't keep me from looking down on him like nothing. But before ya'll get too preachy about me not treating convicts like people, I get it. It might make me look like an ill choice cause not all convicts are alike, and I get it. But I just want you people to understand that if you had been through what I went you, even Miss Ation wouldn't be quick to pity animals like him. (Points to the Unconjustus Pop Daddy)... Oh, speaking of which, good job calming down that elder god. Though keep in mind that Mireotis pedigee won't impress every deity. Remember that should we ever get devine issues again. Also, we're gonna need to talk about your quickness to feel sorry for the guy cause of him not being evil by initional choose. He still choose this path otherwise. Not everyone can be saved if they don't WANT it. You may want to consider that lest it get you kicked out of the Heroes Act. (Libby was shocked) Now let's go herd this sumbitch back to the Councilers. (Drags Pop Daddy very indigently as the Heroes look at eachother in concern, then left as well.)...."

Mud Dunes

  • Pig E. Bank was seen rolling around in the mud like the litteral pig he is.
  • Pig E. Bank: "(Laughs childishly), This place is the BEST?! When I ever get to that point I would retire as a bad guy, I want this place to be where I retire to! Awww man I love mud?!"
  • Hudson and Veta were sitting on a distent tree that sees Pig E. Bank from a good mile from the dunes.
  • Hudson: "..... Do we have to interupt the guy's fun? He isn't trying to harm anyone."
  • Veta: "Yeah, I think I can see why this guy's pretty low on the threat-o-meter. Sure, there's the whole he's a mutanted bank robber thing, but.... The guy might be more of a misunderstood child then the kind of bad guys the VA produces. So, we may as well take the time to catch up abit. So Hudson, how have you been up to since you assended to the Thunderchasers?"
  • Hudson: "Oh, well, I did some indie hero stuff from time to time, sometimes that heroing involves the Thunderchasers, then it goes back and forth for awhile until I pretty much invited myself to crashing Qui's crash party, that got me HA attention and I got included around the time the Reconstruction was gonna start, which was ALSO the same time Pharagu was going to have a Glowrod enfluence trash-revolt."
  • Veta: "(Sighs), At least you got to live the dream then."
  • Hudson: "..... Well, don't get me wrong, I'm, abit deillusion about the Thunderchasers too. Granted, not to your level, but... I discovered that all that stuff about them being awesome and perfect heroes.... Maaaaaaaaaaaay be abit exaggerated."
  • Veta: "Tch, ya mean like how they almost took that Slade guy serious up til the worse VA spy ever stupidly cheered for him?"
  • Hudson: "Oh yeah, and how it lead to General Tex being captured! Slade's actselly a cool guy when not being bribed with his parents to be made to steal secrets for the VA. Though, sometimes, I can get depressing thoughts about, what would've happened if the VA just used a smarter spy?"
  • Veta: "Yeech. Then that would've been the death of the Thunderchasers there, cause then Slade would've given Tex the secrets, and the VA exploits them to the fullist degree, up to wiping the main base out of existence. Then all of the system of Aphronion would've been f****d, and by extention.... The Animal Square Provinence cause, Aphronion is basicly the banking system..... Yeeeee. That would've been another Currentcy Troupe Situation there. The VA could've gotten extra richer and cripple a big oppendent in the process. Wow, we REALLY dodged the bullet that Tex became a victim of one of the Secret Founders wanting him gone, am I right?"
  • Hudson: ".... (Sighs sadly), That's what I'm depressed about. I feel like I only got to be a hero I am, BECAUSE THE VA DESIDED TO HAVE A STUPID DAY WITH THAT SPY?! If they had kept on their A-Game and not accsidently screw Slade over like that, the VA would've still had Tex, that founder with the Hateboner for him would've been fired, and the VA avoids going into that spiral that made them worse enough to warrent disbansion. I feel like saving the Thunderchasers was a small victory negated that the consiquence was the VA getting worse and worse without Tex to reign their extreme members in."
  • Veta: ".... Well, yeah..... But at the same time, it also lead to their Twilight Years where they entered a rough spot. Tex wasn't just the VA's moral compus personifived as a Rood. He was also so good of a general that he had so many plans that would've lead to the VA to claim more planets, albeit more morally compaired to the early and late years, but conquest's conquest all the same. Apawn his capture, those plans either faced cancelation, or had to be taken up by someone else that may or may not had always done them right. Tex was a blessing in disguise for the VA at the slight price of having standerds, and thanks to the one jackass Secret Founder that didn't like how slow pace these standerds had made them, letting Tex getting captured was more costly then benefical in the long-term."
  • Hudson: ".... Well, yeah, I do get that. Though, I also think about how close that Xerxes guy was close to getting the VA back on their feet. And I also think about how differently things could've been if Xerxes avoided upsetting the benvolent spirit by hurting Magnum, or even.... (Gets sadder) If Xandy accepted his offer for false peace for the Sea Squirls."
  • Veta: "..... Hey, if it helps, Hud. Xerxes didn't avoided that, and he ended up going after that diamond in the time the Lougers showed up. And you know for a fact Xandy made the good call not playing ball with Xerxes' bait. Hud, you need to try to avoid thinking about Should'ves and Could'ves, and focus on the now. Never stop keeping positive, cause from what I saw with the HA members, they could use that."
  • Hudson: ".... Well, I am already like Xandy's guide away from letting her emotions rule her, but, it might be harder for me to keep Zosimo and Vance from being at eachother's throats, or whatever problems the others may have."
  • Veta: "Hey, I am here to try to bring the best in you guys. And even when I don't get the leader position, which I won't get too mad over, I know size is an issue, but fair's fair, like that Nanobyte guy said, I feel like I'm trying to be the PR manager then a leader, and let's be honest, I can't exactly compete with guys like a badass princess, an ex-bounty hunter, a freaking samerai, and a semi-retired Warboth Vet. So, I wouldn't mind the next best thing of helping my old friend being the glue that keeps the HA from being a gaggle of bickering twats. Cause otherwise, I think they're all cool people."
  • Hudson: "Oh thanks. It's just, that Lord Millipede thing was one of the most draining missions, cause we ended up not even getting to him until late into the Lougers own aims to get at him and-"
  • ???: "AHEM?!"
  • The duo saw that Pig E. Bank was impaiently tapping his foot looking at the duo up the tree....
  • Pig E. Bank: ".... Look, I appresiate you guys were nice enough to let me explore my inner piglet here, but I know the whole deal that you're suppose to be here to kick my butt, so, why not just get it out of the way so you can return to your cavity causing conversation and I can go back to jail, okay? Other then the great mud, there isn't exactly alot of evil for me to do here, so, can we just get this out of the way?"
  • Veta: "Ugh, okay, fine. But just so ya know, you litterally asked for it."
  • Pig E. Bank: "ALRIGHT, LET'S DO THIS?! (Breaths in heavily and starts trying to suck Hudson and Veta in)."
  • Hudson: "WOW, THIS GUY IS LIKE A LIVING OMNI-VACCUM?!"
  • Veta: Alright, let's think of a plan unanimously and sile- (Hudson bounced into action)... WHAT THE FLOCK?!
  • Hudson: (He managed to kick Pig E. inside his gullet, getting him to gag and fall)... Done.
  • Pig E. Bank: (Squeals unintelligible gibberish)
  • Hudson: Sweet! Hudsy does it again! Though honestly I kinda figured a guy this large in the barge would be abit more absorbent then that. That guy was embarrisingly easy!
  • Veta: What the hell was that?!
  • Hudson: Oh, uh.... Just being a hero.
  • Veta: BUT I'M SUPPOSED TO BE TESTED HERE!! YOU JUST STOLE MY CHANCE!!
  • Hudson:... Ohh. Crapinski. In all fairness, Bank here was the one who went down too easy.
  • Veta: Alright, fair point, the guy turned out to be a total wuss, I can't blame you too much for this because we haven't seen each other in years and that we were just connecting from that conversation, but I think the common problem you had from the Thunderchasers is that you have team-player issues, in that you still operate as if you were on your own! You can't go around and shut me off like that! Failing to acknowledge or listen to me is exactly why we haven't been around for each other.
  • Hudson: I'm sorry, okay?! In my defence, the fact he went down that easily is kinda why he's in the Lougers' list of less serious villains, cause I met guys that at least took more then one hit.
  • Veta: You best. There's a reason why failure to listen is an act of war on hundreds of worlds. Blowing someone off without knowing context or even knowing them, or just outright judging them, is disrespectful, and could be considered an offense. Now, I know you don't mean to do that with me, I know you well enough that your sense of action is VERY easily triggered, it's just, ever since I was rejected for my size by the T.C., being ignored is abit of a pet peeve, I don't mean anything against you, I just get abit aggressive at being ignored, okay? I pounded that in the head of those overrated Thunder Chasers Brass Pinheaderals when I saved their sorry asses from that REALLY disgruntled sciencetist. So let me fix this. (Used a pressure point technique that healed Pig E. back to normal) Sorry about the rushed victory, Hudson has that problem of bum-rushing into things, even when it was the same thing that almost got him booted off the Thunder Chasers, and if left unchecked, is practically asking to be kicked off the Heroes Act! (Hudson was shocked at those words, Veta realising her fuck-up).... OH NOW LOOK WHAT YOU MADE ME SAY, BIG NOSE?!
  • Hudson: "(Sad-sounding) It's cool, it's cool Veta. I know things had changed abit between us. Though, I kinda feel like it's mostly you who changed. (Sadly perched on the tree)...."
  • Veta: "..... Ugh, nice one, Veta. You were just re-connecting with him, and one typical rant scared him off. (Sighs), (To Pig E. Bank) At least with you being a bad guy, I'll take my frustraightions out on you as a stress reliever."
  • Pig E. Bank:... Yeesh, pipsqueak, bad day toda- (She kicked his butt as a guilty Hudson watched) D'OW, OW, OWCH?! AS IF BEING BEATEN UP BY A FUNNY ROBOT WASN'T BAD ENOUGH?!

Fort Morgue Catacombs

  • Maverick: Alright, men. I'm sure you're skeptical with those other candidates, but after this victory, you will see that I'm the rightful candidate for leadership. Observe our target.
  • Psycho-In-A-Box: (Was bouncing everywhere loopy with his weapons blazing)
  • Radcliff:... DEFINITELY not going to charge at that wacko.
  • Maverick: "Bingo. Given the volitile nature of Psyco-In-A-Box, it wouldn't be smart to try and bum-rush him."
  • Miami: "Mainly because our party consists of two birds, two tiny folks, and an ex-war vet who's arisicratic."
  • Maverick: "Quite. But it is not just his wanton violence that's the feature concern. In accordence to the Lougers' info, the dark energy that tainted this chap has allowed him an ability to emmit a noxious mist that puts you under the illusion of what you fear most."
  • Stephenie: "So I guess that justifives the part of him haunting children."
  • Nanobyte: "Oh great. He's crazy AND he can mess with people's heads thanks to his curse powers!"
  • Maverick: "Worry not. We'll be fine for as long as we keep an eye on him and we stay as a group-.... Oh dear."
  • Nanobyte: "I DO NOT LIKE THAT "OH DEAR"...."
  • Maverick: "My own fault, we, seem to have forgotten to monitor Mr. Box's location."
  • Psyco-In-A-Box was gone......
  • Radcliff: ".... Oh screw this horror B-Movie s***, I'm calling the Lougers for back-up, I ain't dealing with this!"
  • Stephenie: "Hawkens, no! Calling for the Lougers has been deemed the self-disquilification call for the exsirsize. Calling for their help would discount Maverick, and we would be at risk of just hoping Veta or Yayoi's Ex get the role over Miria or that Ex-Bounty Hunter."
  • Maverick: "She's right, unfortunately. I'm afraid for the time being, we'll have to relie on ourselves."
  • Radcliff: "ARE YOU GUYS AS CRAZY AS THAT POCESSED TOY?! That thing has the potaintional to kill us and we're in a millaterry burial site from Interuniverseal War times! That is LITTERALLY a recipe for dishastor! I'm brave by all means, but I'm also NOT A DUMB HORROR MOVIE VICTIM?! You should NEVER deal with psycos like that, WITH ZERO BACKUP, OKAY?! (A Jack-in-the-box Pop Goes the Weasel Medley was heard behind Radcliff)..... There's a clishe jumpscare moment about to happen, is there? (He looks behind him to see Psyco-In-A-Box's box, as Psyco popped out at Radcliff, laughing like the joker!)"
  • Phyco: "POP, GOES THE PSYCO?! (Burps out dark green gas with blood-red electrisity at Radcliff's face as he freaked out)!"
  • Radcliff: "AWWWWWWWWWWWW, YOU SICK SON OF A REJECTED CHILDREN'S TOY?! I'M GONNA SHOVE MY TALONS UP YOUR BOX WHEN I GET AHOLD OF- (Looks to see Master Equinox instead of where Psyco-In-A-Box was) AAAAAAGHHHHHHHHHHHHH?! MASTER EQUINOX?! NO?! NO?! HOW ARE YOU BACK?! YOU WERE DESTROYED?!"
  • Master Equinox: "I came back from the bowels of hell, to take you BACK WITH ME?!"
  • Radcliff started to scream as he flew off, where to him Master Equinox was chasing him, but in reality, Radcliff was flying off for no reason as Psyco laughed!
  • Stephenie: "HAWKENS, WAIT?!..... (To Psyco-In-A-Box) WHAT DID YOU DO TO HIM, YOU SICK LITTLE TOY?!"
  • Pysco: "Oh I'M sorry, must be my morning breath. Prison food is NOT apart of this nutrisious breakfest. (Bleches into her face as well) SEE?!"
  • Stephenie: "AAHHHH?! YOU DO NOT BURP INTO A LADY'S FACE, IT'S MOST IMPOLITE?!"
  • Stephenie now found herself surrounded by Sporok, Ca-Mal, Kong, and Scarla Sa-Star.
  • Scarla: "Hello, Young Nicemile..... We still have unfinished business concerning your accursed father and him playing nice with Iallog's oppressors! Hold her down, boys!"
  • Sporok, Ca-Mal and Kong grabbed Stephenie!
  • Stephenie: "Wait, (As Scarla was preparing to deliver a fatal sting) WAIT?!"
  • In reality, Stephenie was having a spaz-attack while under the mist!
  • Psyco: ".... It has to be something I'd ate, I'm sure of it."
  • Nanobyte: "NOT COOL, MAN?! YOU'RE GONNA PAY FOR THAT?!"
  • Psyco: "Hey, I can't help it if my morning breath has that effect on people."
  • Nanobyte: "OH QUIT PLAYING STUPID, WE KNOW ABOUT HOW YOU HAVE A MIST THAT FREAKS PEOPLE OUT WITH WHAT THEY'RE AFRAID OF, WE'RE NOT IDIO- (Psyco-In-A-Box burps at Nanobyte's face) OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH MAN?! (Coughs)! Aw man, dude! Maybe you were onto something about that Morning Breath and your breakfest! NASTY BRO?! (Suddenly found himself surrounded by red glowing eyes and heard angry small growlings).... Please don't be what I think it is. (Raviously teeth with blood-stained unsentient Vrats came forword glowing) AW CRAP NO?! I WAS ENSURED THAT THIS PLACE ROTINELY EXTERMINATES VRATS HERE?! (Screams like a girl as he ran from the Vrats, where in reality he was just running!)"
  • Maimi: "NANO?!"
  • Maverick: "Wait Miss Miami! Before we engage Psyco, (Pulls out gas masks) Use this! They'll protect us from the mist breath."
  • Psyco: "HEY?! NO FAIR?! DON'T USE GAS MASKS, THAT'S CHEATING?! (Goes back onto box and comes back with a giant mallet) BAN HAMMER, BITCHES?!"
  • Miami: "MAVERICK, LOOK OUT?! (POUNCES ON MAVERICK TO SAVE HIM FROM BEING CRUSHED BY THE GIANT HAMMER?!)."
  • Maverick: "..... The save is much appresiated. (Puts on Gask Mask as does Miami). Miss Miami, I need you to recover Radcliff and Mr. Byte, I'll keep Miss Nicemile safe."
  • Miami: "But how are you gonna fight this sicko?!"
  • Maverick: "Please, trust in your superior officer. I fought King Doominsmar. A hopeless psycopath is niche to that."
  • Miami was relucent, and went off to find Radcliff and Nanobyte.
  • Psyco: "That was a fatal mistake. (Grows bigger in size in feeding on the fear of his victims) This energy allows me to feed on the fear and grow stronger."
  • Maverick: "Then I demand a cure to this infection you inflicted on them."
  • Psyco: "I'm afraid only the Lougers know that?!"
  • Maverick: "Then I will have to contend with defeating you and taking you back to them so they can tell me."
  • Psyco: "Oh what're you gonna do? Whack me into submission with a cane?! (Laughs crazly!)"
  • Maverick: "I wouldn't give me ideas, ol' boy. I might take your word for it."
  • Psyco: "I DARE YA, YA WHISKERED PLATAPUS?!"
  • Maverick: As you wish! (Took out a blaster rifle cocking it and fired while this music played)
Spongebob Battle for Bikini Bottom music - Poseidome

Spongebob Battle for Bikini Bottom music - Poseidome

  • Psyco: LOOLOOLOOLOOLOOLOOLOOLOOLOO!!! (Took out his guns and blasted crazily as Maverick dodged the bullets in great combat display, and he spent the entire fight blasting his weak spots, then paralyzing him with a toxic spur kick)... POP GOES THE WEEWEE!... UHHH- (Faints)
  • Miami: (Came back holding Nanobyte and had saw the majority of Maverick beating up Psyco) THAT WAS INCREDIBLE!! You would DEFINITELY make a good leader.
  • Maverick: Compromise is the key, my friends. Now let's check in with this overgrown toy!
  • Psyco: Ow! Everything hurts! Everything hurts!
  • Maverick: Oh rub some DIRT on it! Now, Miss Miami. Let's work on recovering Hawkens and Miss Nicemile. I think the lougers could help cure what is aleing them.

Nexx Tower, after the return from Klenamark.

  • Calixto: Well, everyone, the tests were a... Modest success. All except Maverick have reported trouble in performance. Miria says her team distracted themselves and lacked subtlety by explaining their plans out loud in front of Candyroot. Ucasashi says Vancer improvised without consent and did something that inadvertingly alarmed Psyco Farmer. Hopstar says Libby ignored a command and almost had let Pop Daddy escape unknowingly while she was calming down a deity. Veta said that Hudson defeated Pig E. without her and completely negated her purpose there. Maverick, even though Psyco-In-A-Box proved difficult, seems to be the only person whose team performed well. Even with three members under a fear-trance, Maverick maintain control of the situation that was otherwise about to be in Psyco's favor. Maverick has proven quite accomplished.
  • Xandy: No surprise! I'd say he deserves it more than these four. Miria threatened to kick us out!
  • Vancer: So did Uca!
  • Jorcori: "Tecnecally, he only said that about you."
  • Vancer: "STILL COUNTS?!"
  • Tollund: We got that too about Libby.
  • Hudson: "Well, Veta was mostly in an anger-rant when she said it, she didn't really mean it, I was only more upset that it reminded me of rough times in the Thunderchasers."
  • Telhona: "Hudson, you're a good fella for being forgiving, but it doesn't spare Veta from flunking fair and square."
  • Nanobyte: Wait, all four of you did that?! Arbasus, talk about lack of courtesy.
  • Zosimo: WHAT ARE THE ODDS?!
  • Miria: Um, for good reason!!
  • Xandy: I say Maverick should be leader because of that! (Everyone agreed)
  • Veta: "(Sighs), Ya take one time to rant cause of not liking to be ignored and inadvertingly hurt the feelings of someone who clearly didn't mean it while not even ACTSELLY at the friend's face, (Turns to the other defeated canadates) And suddenly I'm deemed no better then you guys?"
  • Hopstar: "Ehh, I wasn't much for politics anyway. I'll find another way to improve these heroes."
  • Ucasashi: "(Sighs), Perhaps it was not my desteny to lead. The fates have spoken."
  • Miria: UGH!! I HAD NEVER, EVER, SEEN SUCH...... Wait a minute!......... (She looks angrily at all of them)
  • Clifton: YIKES, THAT FACE!!!
  • Miria: You, were all, PLANNING THIS!!!
  • Magnum: What?
  • Telthona: WHA-WHAT?! DID YOU JUST ACCUSED US OF SOMETHING?! HOW DARE YOU?!
  • Miria: I dare because it's as plain as the noses on your faces! You expect us to believe that a situation in which Maverick is the only person qualified for the job in a single act of coincidence JUST NATURALLY CAME IN OUT OF THIN AIR?! Maverick clearly had just as much unexpected diffiuclty with one of the Lougers' ludicrist lesser evils as the rest of us had?!
  • Veta: "Tecnecally, Hudson and I litterally had no problem from our assigned bad guy himself-"
  • Miria: "Generally speaking, I mean! While I do commend Maverick for taking masterful control of an infaverable situation, I call shenanigans on this! I too had equilly kept control even when the odds were in the plant's favor, I distracted it long enough for the Hymen to be freed and had reverted the plant's control of native flora! Are we seriously letting Maverick having an easy victory because he didn't disaplened anyone?"
  • Zosimo: "With all due respect Mss Miria, at least Ucasashi tried to give Vancer nice advice about the dangers of ego when he said what he said. He just made the mistake of unwittingly disrespecting someone tecnecally having been around longer then he has and with a longer pedigree of HA heroisum. And that was from someone who still has a bone to pick with him. And least Hop acknowledged that being a leader isn't his business. At least Veta has the excuse of what she said being angry talk. You? Well, you're just asking abit too much from us. Do I agree the HA have problems? Well this whole thing was about that. But there's no need being angry about an electorial process not being in your favor. Like Hawkens said, the HA is based on Demockracy, not Monarchies."
  • Miria:..... Nice try. You all rigged it so Maverick would be selected. If you think we were going to be fooled by this, you all are dishonorable.
  • Ucasashi: Now wait, Miss Miria, it is a dangerious vice to be, as what outsiders call, "A Sore Loser".
  • Hopstar: Hey don't let that honor stuff get in the way, samerai, Miria is onto something here?! I may not be much into politics, but I smell a cheating rat in all this! I may be fine with not winning, but at the least Miria has the better chance in all this, cause at the least Miria was abe to have her team members saved from that over-sized weed with a good plan, while Maverick had to dragged the birds and short-stuff back to the Lougers to heal! It seems abit bias to automaticly make Maverick the faverite just because he was the nice guy in all this!
  • Veta:..... Hudson..... Look, I understand if Miria, has issues, and I know the other two canadates made the same social booboos, but, Hudson, I had NEVER said what I said to your face like they did, I only say that your problem of bum-rushing is what got you in trouble with the Thunderchasers to begin with as something meant to be a friendly warning, not an actual threat or the subtile implication of it in a cryptic way meant to teach a samerai wistom lesson in Uca's case. I mainly said that cause it DID actselly happened to you. I was only looking out for you. Now, maybe I got too miffed about it, but I had said that being ignored was a pet peeved, it brought bad memories of those asshole brass generals for the Thunderchasers, like, how what I said had, admitingly, did the same for you. Look, I promise not to be mad again, but please be honest with me, is there actselly any rigs involved?
  • Hudson:...... For the record, I never had a say in-
  • Xandy: HUDDY!!!
  • Miria: I KNEW IT!!
  • Xandy:... Um, Councilor Calixto, we, uh, we can explain!
  • Calixto: "Well, it better be for a DAMN good reason on why you hi-jacked my hard planned decade-spanning Leader Initive to un-latterly pick a faverite!"
  • Xandy: "We had to?! Miria is perfection hungry and would treat us like we actselly serve her family or something, and no offence to Cloakblade, but Uca's abit too much about honor that he's no better about the high standerds expectations, Hopstar has a raging hate boner for bad guys, and Veta...... Well she's not bad, but I feel like she wants to be our PR manager more then actual leader. And baring Veta for at least it was the slip of the tongue and it coming out wrong, the canadates all threaten to break us up for not meeting spefific standerds. And before you can argue all that "They're just thinking about what the Universes expect from us" talk, ask yourself this, we may not be Omnican perfect, but we're still the heroes our universes NEEDS, and that's better then none at all. Even in the times where the VA is now but a deceased bad dream, do we REALLY wanna risk ill-suited folks in the sit of leadership and throw away still good heroes cause sometimes they're not accreate 100% of the time?"
  • Miria: "..... Counciler, be reasonable. Any potaintionally good point is lost, cause of the fact that they rigged things in the faver of Maverick. Even the respectable veteran can't appresiate this lowdown trick."
  • Calixto: "(Pulls his collar nerviously in being conflicted that both sides have good points)..... Well, urrmuhhhh...... Maverick, what's your opinion on this?"
  • Maverick: "..... (Clears throat)..... By all fair means, Calixto, I can't condone what the HA have done to ensure a favorable outcome. (Xandy, Vancer, and the other HA got nervious as Miria gave a satisfived smile). I do agree that what they did was disrespectful to Miria and others' willingness to spend their time with us, and that it would be a waste that they got involved in this mess for nothing. They're still otherwise capable heroes. At the same time though.... I do have to understand that Miria didn't tried to offer a decent first impression. I do have to confirm that Miria expects too much from them. Dare I say, Miss Miria even kneed Vancer in the crotch."
  • Miria was utterly surprised by how quickly Maverick turned things around.
  • Ucasashi: "Not surprising that comes back to haunt you, Lady Highstone."
  • Hopstar: "Ugh, figures the Starbill brought that up, the double-standerd basturd."
  • Veta: "Hey, that's on you, Miria."
  • Maverick: "That being said, it wouldn't be all that fair we just send Miria and the other canadates on their way after all the trouble of even finding them. Miria herself still has the accomplishment of slaying Strongstone while the others also share great atthivements. It'd be a shame to let them go to waste cause of something not even in your control. So, I offer a compromise."
  • Vancer: "(Quietly) You better not say what I think you're gonna say-"
  • Maverick: "If my title as leader is still acceptable to you, Calixto, my first act is to recruit the other canadates as offictal HA members. There's no reason their talents should be missed out on just because of fickle fate."
  • Calixto: "..... Well, it's, kinda not what I had intended for how the Leader Initive would pan out, (Xandy, Vancer, Clifton and Nanobyte were all gesturing Calxito to not accept the compromise) But, I am very flexable. I'll allow the current results to be accepted in the condiction Maverick welcomes Miria and the other canadates as memebrs. (Xandy, Vancer, Clifton and Nanobyte face-palmed!) May this teach the HA members a valuable lesson about controling fate."
  • Xandy nerviously looks at a still angerly leering Miria, who jestured her fingers acrossed her neck.
  • Xandy: "..... (Wimpy voice) Meep."
  • Cloackblade looked at Ucasashi, who only sighed and walked off to seek a place to meditate.
  • Hopstar only sighed begrudgently, and walked off to have a smoke somewhere.
  • Hudson: "...... Veta, please don't be mad, it was nothing against you, the others just REALLY didn't wanted to listen to the mean Antrhocorn! I mean, you saw what she did to Vancer?!"
  • Veta: "Hud, I know, I know. I did promise I wouldn't be mad..... I'm sorry to say, I forgot to promise to not be disappointed. And that's, worse then being mad, Hudson. If it's okay with you, I need.... Time to think. (Flew off)....."
  • Hudson got extremely sad and wimpery face at this.....
  • Hudson: "..... (Ran to the bathroom and slammed it closed)"
  • Hudson was heard with extremely loud cries!
  • Cloakblade: "..... (Closes fist in anger)....... Why, didn't I do anything to stop this?!"
  • Zosimo: ".... Ugh, this is a painfully bittersweet."

Hero Hive.

  • The heroes were seen relucently letting the new members in as Maverick entered first.
  • Nytrox growled at the new strangers, but Miria battle cried at Nytrox, forcing him to back off and wimper......
  • Miria: ".... Animals know, when they're in the pressence of a (Angerly at Xandy) TRUE, Alpha! I'll be in the training room if I am to be desired. (Leaves for that) I'll find it myself."
  • Ucasashi: "(Cloakblade tries to talk to him and apologese) I'll go, somewhere private to meditate some more. (Walks off before Cloakblade can stop him)...."
  • Hopstar: "I'll show myself to the armories. I'll borrow a few guns to shoot at vermin with. (Walks off)."
  • Hudson wimpered at Veta, tried to offer apology gifts.
  • Veta: "I still need time to think, Hudson. But your welcome to leave those in my new room. I'll check them afterwords."
  • Veta flew off as Hudson still wimpered and whined......
  • Maverick: ".... I'll, see myself to the office. (Leaves)....."
  • Radcliff: "..... Welp..... We'd hitted rock bottom."
  • ???: "Actselly, you hit through that, STRAIGHT THROUGH THE CENTER OF THE EARTH AND INTO SPACE?!"
  • The Disapproving Lougers came in.
  • Xandy: "Ugh, let me guess guys, you're mad at us, right?"
  • Lord Shen: "INCREDABLY ANNOYED MORE LIKE IT?! We did not went through the trouble asking the Wardons of the Super Villain Prison to borrow those spefific lesser villains, JUST SO YOU CAN CHEAT YOURSELVES OUT OF AN INFAVORABLE LEADER?! They were meant to be so that you can see the potaintional they have for leadership!"
  • Vancer: "Well if it makes you guys feel better, our "Leader" played fickle with us and convinced Calixto to a "Compromise"."
  • Shifu: "AS HE SHOULD?! You were gonna waste otherwise capable heroes, just because of a sour first impression?"
  • Vancer: "HAVE YOU SEEN WHAT SHE DID TO MY FAMILY JEWELS?!"
  • Alex: "We did, via the Spy Bug."
  • Icky: "Look, we get it, Anthro Tempest is abit rough around the edges, but you guys clearly undersood it was because she got the rawest deal ever. Maybe she was asking too much to have you guys act like an army, but the other guys? The Monkey Samerai only wanted to introduse honor into you guys, WHICH YA MAY NOT'VE PROVED HIS DESIRES WRONG ON THAT, FYI! Sure, the rabbit has an alinementist mentality, but how can you expect the guy to behaive AFTER his brother died?! Clearly the dude has sibling loss grief! And then there's the winged chipmonk wonder..... Okay, ya got me there, she's better off being the PR manager then a serious leader bis, BUT STILL!"
  • Squidward: "The main point of Icky's over-stayed rant is that we are NOT pleased with you people."
  • ???: "Great minds think alike."
  • The HA Staff were seen folding their arms and pouting at the HA.
  • Chell: "..... Ruther, this, managed to be worse, then constently killing off the Extinctioners' High-Rankers at every oppertunity the Rabodan millaterry had! You and I, are going to have a nice long talk about this."
  • Ruther: "Chell, they talked me into it! (Zoom showed up, squacked angerly and started to us her head to shove Ruther forword) AW, NOT YOU TOO, ZOOM?!"
  • Abberant: "Ruther, I am not pleased with you at the moment. And clearly, Zoom adheres to these sentiments. (Leaves with Chell and Zoom to have a serious talk with Ruther)."
  • Nerdus: "Uh, Libby, Junior, don't be mad at me for this, but...... I told the Tibella King and the Omnicron Monistary about what occured. They, want to have a word with you."
  • Tyberious Jr: "AW NOT COOL, NERDUS, SO NOT COOL?! (W.A.I.F.U. showed up and grabbed the both Junior and Libby and dragged them off) OW, OW, FEELERS, OW?!"
  • Lackson: "..... Mr. Jorcori, My office."
  • Jorcori: "But I wasn't even a willing parpisipent in-"
  • Lackson: "(Sternly) Now!"
  • Jorcori: "..... Ugh..... And all this just to avoid a rough leader? Ugh. Fate, you fickle witch. (Goes with Lackson)."
  • Tranze: ".... Okay, ya know what? I'm going to take a vacation to the Beach Dimention. I am SO, not into this negitivity! Don't call until you deside to be ADULTS about everything?! I'm out y'all, peace, and GOOD BYE?! (Teleports off)!"
  • Clifton: "..... Well, at least (Samantha appeared behind him as an angry shadow silluette) That's the worse that-...... She's right behind me, isn't she?"
  • Samantha: "..... CLIFTOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON?!"
  • Clifton turned around and squiled like a girl?!
  • Samantha: "..... I, had to beg for the elders to give me a brief break from figuring a SERIOUS crisis, just so I can DRAG YOUR ASS STRAIGHT TO YOUR PARENTS TO TALK ABOUT THIS, MISTER?!"
  • Clifton: "Hey, come on Sam, no need to drag them into this- (Grabs Clifton by the ear and drags him into a portal) OWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOW!"
  • Vancer: "..... Uh, at least, it can't get wor-"
  • Xandy: "DON'T, JINX IT?!"
  • ???: "XANDRA NION WARGANDER?!"
  • Xandy made an extremely scared face and turned to see her Aunt and Uncle.....
  • Knitter: "..... We, have much to discuss young lady."
  • Nytrox folded his front legs and tsked.
  • Xandy: "OH YOU TRAITOR?! (Sighs dejected as she goes to confront her aunt and uncle)...."
  • Vancer: "(Made an annoyed dejected face)...... OKAY, EVERYONE OF OUR LOVE ONES AND/OR PERSONAL SUPERIORS THAT ARE ABIT TICKED OFF AT US, PLEASE SHOW YOURSELVES?!"
  • Spongebob: "Actselly they're right behind us. (An awkword drum sound was heard as the other HA members' loved ones and previous superiors were seen.)....."
  • Serpentos: "..... Magnum, what, the glorious Anacondrians..... WERE YOU THINKING?!"
  • (Deadpool): "Okay can we please skip this, this disapleniary stuff is getting cringy now."

Several Hours of scolding later.

  • The HA members are seen exhausted and miserbly laying about on the couches....
  • Clifton: "Ugh, the one time I'm glad Samantha's break with the Elders is over."
  • Tollund: "Neither Hackagons are pleased with me."
  • Magnum: "I, would have to do alot of redeeming work for Serpentos to allow me to weild the diamond again. And that's not even mentioning mother's turn with me."
  • Aurlena: "Well my old boss from the FBI was PISSED at me for what happened to the arms?! They're gonna be a BITCH to repair?!"
  • Xandy: "Try an angry Aunt and Uncle and having them ground me from all my weapons!"
  • Zosimo: "Try having a peeved wife."
  • Vancer: "That's nothing to my girlfriend's parents going to full nag-mode!"
  • Cloakblade: "(Evidented tears) It's bad enough Ucasashi is displeased with me. Now my adoptive ninja clan feel dishonored by what I had allowed."
  • Hudson soft-cried abit.
  • Telhona: "Hudson doesn't even want to talk about the Thunderchasers admiting disappointment with him. And he was an innosent in all this too. And good grief, Reptilious scolded me something fierce."
  • Nanobyte: "And ohh boy, do I have it rough with my one only friend from school now!"
  • Miami: "Yeah, Centa's abit peeved at me too."
  • Radcliff: "Dad, hold no punches back."
  • Stephenie: "Father was firm, but fair."
  • Ruther: "Welp, Chell is REALLY pissed at me now, so is the Professor. Not even Zoom wants me to ride her for even a second!"
  • Libby: "Sarmariasla and the Sage of Mireo were displeased enough that the orb is consvingated from me until I redeem these actions."
  • Tyberious Jr.: "My entire family practicly ripped me apart."
  • Zorra: "Both my parents, AND former bosses with Grimelock and his girlfriend have GRILLED me to no end?!"
  • Jorcori: "My cousins will never let me live it down."
  • Vancer: "..... UGHHHH?! THIS IS ALL YOUR FAULT, ZOS?!"
  • Zosimo: "OH DON'T YOU START WITH ME, BOY?!"
  • Xandy: "OH HERE WE GO?! THE SAME STUPID SONG AND DANCE ROTINE?!"
  • Tyberious Jr.: "YEAH, CAN YOU TWO NOT?!"
  • Nanobyte: "LOUD ANGRY YELLING NOISES?!"
  • Miami: "NANO, NORMALLY YOUR HUMOR IS MOST APPREISATED, BUT NOW IS NOT THE TIME?!"
  • The HA broke into arguing, while over a still crying Hudson.
  • Hudson lost his cool and snapped!
  • Hudson: "ENOUGH ALREADY?! (The HA were surprised)...... IT WAS THIS STUPID ARGUING THAT RUINED EVERYTHING FOR US?! I NO LONGER CARE THAT MUCH HOW MEAN MIRIA WAS?! I DON'T CARE ABOUT HOPSTAR BEING A BAD GUY HATER?! I COULDN'T GIVE LESS OF A DARN ABOUT UCA'S TOO HIGH HONOR-BASED EXPECTATIONS?! I DON'T MIND AT ALL ABOUT VETA BEING MORE OF A PR MANAGER THEN AN ACTUAL LEADER?! I DON'T EVEN CARE ABOUT HOW NICE MAVERICK IS?! WE SHOULD'VE JUST TALKED WITH CALIXTO ABOUT THOSE THINGS INSTEAD OF PULLING THIS?! CAUSE GUESS WHAT?! WE'RE STUCK WITH THEM, (SOBS INBETWEEN) WHETHER WE LIKED IT OR NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT?!"
  • Hudson plopped to the floor and cried.
  • The HA finally got it into their heads, espeically Vancer and Zosimo......
  • Vancer: "....... Zos....... I'm sorry about trying to bum-rush the Eather then..... And, the stupid shit that came after."
  • Zosimo: "..... No, I'm sorry. I should've been more trusting to ya'll, not just realise we have lives outside of being the heroes the Universes need to prevent a realiy with another VA. Like I had said. I was better off being the behind the scenes guy, not something as front and center as a leader."
  • Nanobyte: "..... Whooo boy. Guess that Millipede fiasco screwed up our heads worse then we thought."
  • Magnum: "And it wasn't even like he was an Exhaeon or a greater evil even. He just wanted to have a mate!"
  • Vancer: "Well yeah. He was all like, (Spins around and suddenly has lipstick and is wearing a silly rainbow costume) I AM LORD MILLIPEDE, I AM AMAZE-SING, I COMMAND YOU GAZE APAWN MY FACE?! (Some of the HA chuckled at that, even the still crying Hudson)"
  • Nanobyte: "(Laughs), Dude, that is HIM IN A NUTSHELL?!"
  • Zosimo: "Actselly..... Ya know what I just realised....... Hero, is just a title. It don't bestow quilities. We're otherwise, the still flawed people we were since the day we were born. It just so happened we desided to stand up to the wrongs of the universes. We're otherwise not that different from the average joes otherwise. We're all.... Part of that same club....."
Drew Carey - Brotherhood of Man

Drew Carey - Brotherhood of Man

The HA group broke into this song and dance number.

  • Nanobyte: "...... Wow..... We are adopting some of the Louger's traits. It's usually their thing to break into an out of nowhere song and dance rotine."
  • Zosimo: "Well, point is..... I think that was needed. Now, I think we need to make it up for both our new members, AND Maverick."
  • Xandy: "It's gonna be a hard one, but we'll get through with it togather."
  • Maverick was seen smiling sinisterly in the shadows, but the eye color is noticingly different, as if there was an indication that this tecnecally isn't Maverick.

Chapter 2: The New Management

A day later.

  • A Black-robed AUUian Pterasaur was seen opening up a time vortex
  • Pterasaur: "KNEEL BEFORE ME, CREATURES OF THE FUTURE ERA?! I, BYGONIUS, HAVE COME TO UNDO THE FUTURE TO ENSURE THE LONGIVITY OF THE PAST, BECOMES FOREVER?!"
  • ???: "I'm ever so sorry, dear chap. (Maverick and the HA were seen) But I'm afraid the future can't be replaced."
  • Bygonius: "WARRIORS OF THE PAST, CEASE THEM?! (Armies of Primitive Animals charged!)"
  • Maverick: "Alright everyone, do be careful! These primitives could be ansisters of people of today! We can't afford lasting damage!"
  • Clifton: "Got it covered! I called Samantha and she'll bring the Magilo Elder of time to put these cave-beasts back in the past!"
  • Hopstar: "(Steps on a finished cigar) Meantime, keep these unga-bongas from being a past-tense nightmare! Set weapons to stun! (All HA did that)"
  • The heroes began fighting and stunning the Primitive Army!
  • Bygonius: "YES, MY BROTHERS?! PREVENT THE UNWANTED PATH OF CHANGE, AND SECURE OUR RIGHT TO REMAIN EXISTENT?!"
  • Miria was stunning the primitives from left to right!
  • A very Large Reptile Primitive managed to pin Miria down and roared in her face!
  • Xandy: "I GOT YOUR BACK, MIRIA?! (Leaps up, and used her contemporary guns to stun the beast into unconjustusness, but it falls on top of Miria, disabling her)...... Awww, crap."
  • Miria: "GRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAH?! YOU CLEARLY HAVE IT OUT FOR ME, SEA SQUIRL?!"
  • Xandy: "Sorry, the big lunk bodyslaming you apawn being stunned was an accsident?!"
  • Miria: "GIVEN YESTERDAY, I MAY HAVE A HARD TIME BELIEVING THAT?!"
  • Xandy: "(Sighs), This is gonna be harder then I was prepared for."
  • Ucasashi was seen using neak-pinch moves to subdue the primitives.
  • A Primitive riding on an early era C-Rex was seen charging at Ucasashi's direction, of which Cloakblade intervined and used stun shirikins to subdue both rex and the rider, as the rex crashed down on the front and slid at a perfect stop where Cloakblade was.....
  • Cloakblade: "...... Ucasashi, I-"
  • Ucasashi: "Redemption is only starting, Yayoi. It is as long as how hurtful yesterday's charade was. (Goes on to do more nerve-pinches on Primitives)."
  • Cloakblade sighed, as a primitive Lizard man tried to nab her, but was disabled by Cloackblade doing a nerve pinch.
  • Hopstar was moving like a western movie badass stunning every dino and primitive coming at him, knocking them out in the numbers.
  • A Early Era Raptor pounced on him.
  • Libby charged and grabbed the Raptor by surprised, which she proceeded to sing a soothing song that subdues the creature into going to sleep.....
  • Hopstar gets up getting the creature.
  • Libby: "(Bows trying to honor Hopstar) I hope this earns forgiveness."
  • Hopstar: "(Grunts).... Just be glad that due to complicated time mumbo jumbo that I ain't givin' these beasts an early extinction event. Just be sure to not start feeling sorry for the CLEARLY CRAZY TIME WIZARD?! (Goes on to stun more primitives)."
  • Libby: "(Sighs)..... The grudge is greater then expected."
  • Veta was seen stunning swarms apawn swarms of primitive insects and early birds and pterasaurs!
  • Hudson: "WOOOOOW, LOOK HOW AMAZING VETA IS AT BENG ABLE TO SMACK DOWN THESE BADDIES FROM THE PAST, PEOPLE?! SHE'S AMAZING?!"
  • Veta: "(Sighs), (Grabs an AUU Dragonfly) Excuse me for a'sec, would ya hon? (To Hudson) Look, Hudson, I see what you did there, and I know what you and the other HA are trying to do, but please focus on the job first and save whoring out how sorry you guys are later, okay? (To the AUU Dragonsfly) Sorry for the wait. (Stuns the bug out)."
  • Hudson: "..... Ohhhh. (Gets Pounced by an Ansistery of the Leafwing which roars) (Hudson screams like a bitch)!"
  • Veta: "OH SWEET KRAAN?!"
  • Xandy: "HUDSON?!"
  • Miria was able to kick the unconjustus beast off, leaped back up and charged quickly at the Prehistoric Leafwing!
  • In drumatic slow-motion, Miria grabbed the head of the Prehistoric Leafwing, flipped it off of Hudson with herself as a pulling force, and smacked it's face into the pavement, knocking it out......
  • Xandy dropped her jaw......
  • Miria got up and walked by Xandy.....
  • Miria: "...... That, is how you properly intervine against a beast attacking an ally, Sea Squirl. (Walks on)...."
  • Bygonius: "I CAN LITTERALLY DRAG THIS OUT FOR ETURNITY, BEINGS OF THE FUTURE?! In fact..... RE-DO?! (Starts rewinding time back to the earlier point and all of the primitives and beasts are active again) (Replays time) Take two, my brothers!"
  • Nanbyte: "..... Whoa, deja vu."
  • Hopstar: "UGH, I HATE TIME WIZARDS?!"
  • Bygonius: "I HEARD THAT?! (Curses Hopstar to become a baby)."
  • Libby: "(Picks up Baby Hopstar) If it makes you feel better sir, I won't object to changing your diaper..... (Baby Hopstar bonked Libby in the head with a toy pop-gun) OWCH?!"
  • Veta: "Ya know, that was very- (Bygonius curses her to speak in reverse) EDUR yrey saw taht, wonk aY! (Surprised face!) Desrever gnikaeps m'i ,tihs yloH!"
  • Nanobyte: "(LAUGHS UNCONTROLABLY), OH MY CRUD, THIS IS TOO HILARIOUS!? SHE'S SPEAKING IN REVERSE?! OH MAN?! THAT TAKES THE CA- (Bygonius curses Nanobyte to be paused as the Pasue Sumbol appears above him)."
  • Bygonius: "(LAUGHS)!? THE POWER OF BYGONIUS IS UNSTOPPABLE?!"
  • ???: "BYGONIUS?!"
  • Samantha appeared with the Time Magilo Elder.
  • Bygonius: "(GASPS)! Occoypse?!"
  • Elder Occoypse: "Indeed. And this nonsense, is, OVER?! (Starts doing the stop pose like Yen Sid in Fantasia and it litterally starts sucking the primitives and dinosaurs back in time, un-dones the curses on Hopstar, Veta and Nanobyte, and traps Bygonius in a time bubble)..... You will answer to the Time Council for your rampage, Bygonius."
  • Bygonius: "No, please no?! (Occoypse flew into the time portal with Bygonius in tow) THEY WILL DO HARSH THINGS ONTO ME, NOOOOOOOoooooooooooooo (Echo fades as the time portal closed up)."
  • Clifton: "..... Thanks Sam."
  • Samantha: "I'm still unpleased with you, Clifton. (Teleports off)."
  • Hopstar: "(Was still held by Libby)..... Ma'am..... Kindly put me down."
  • Libby got nervious, giggled nerviously and placed Hopstar down.
  • Veta flew up to the still laughing Nanobyte and smacked upside the head!
  • Veta: "By the by, you were paused in time, and Samantha's superior took cared of that time psyco for us."
  • Nanobyte: "..... Man, karma's a bitch."
  • Maverick: "Ahem. It is clear that perhaps a Time Wizard was too early of an adversary for the HA's still relitively disorganised state to tackle so soon after a rather controverseal Inititive. We'll, be sure to improve ourselves for the next event."

The Next Day...

  • A Tessellate Mall has been over-runed with brain-washed mall-goers as a Voodoo Doctor Centapeded Manabled Cobra was seen.
  • Voodoo Doctor: "Yesssssss, I, Doctor Woodoo, have turn this city mall, into my palace. I, have become, king!"
  • The HA bursted from the walls!
  • Radcliff: "Then we're the revolution that'll bring demockracy back into this mall, ya wicked Cocentbra."
  • Miria: "Ugh, could we not bring your modern day fads into this?"
  • Doctor Woodoo: "Ahhhhh, if it isn't the charming little Heroes Act. I heard about your bad rut. You didn't even got to be the ones to beat Bygonius. I almost pity you. All the same, I got confident enough to take over the mall and make it my kingdom. Now these mindless shoppers and mall staff, are my subjects."
  • Magnum: "Wait, how are you able to do magic during the Fritz?"
  • Doctor Woodoo: "I produce my own mana, I can assentually do what I please."
  • Vancer: HAAAAAAX! I CALL HAX?!
  • Miria: "Then why waste these talents for self-gain when you can help people?"
  • Doctor Woodoo: "BECAUSE MY PEOPLE WERE TREATED WITH HATRED?! My tribe and race were made slaves by you space flyers?! Now, I seek revenge! I will start taking away everything you childish space flyers cherish! Starting with your "Mauls"."
  • Nanobyte: "It's actselly spelled with an extra L, dude."
  • Doctor Woodoo: "DO NOT CORRECT YOUR KING?! CEASE THEM, MY MINIONS?!"
  • The Mall Zombies began to charge, albeit slowly......
  • Miria: "..... (Sarcasticly) They're coming at us, prepare for the worse."
  • Xandy: Okay, not going to lie, THAT was funny.
  • Doctor Woodoo: "..... Aw damn it, I forgot I had them in slow mode. (Claps manables and suddenly the mall zombies turn into runners)!"
  • Miria: "THEY'RE COMING AT US, PREPARE FOR THE WORSE?!"
  • Hopstar: "Remember, stun'em, these are innosent people turned into monsters! They didn't asked for this!"
  • The HA did exactly that as they started to stun down the Mall Zombies.
  • Doctor Woodoo: "(LAUGHS)?! SOON, I WON'T REST UNTIL I HUNT DOWN THE SLAVE OWNER THAT TOOK MY FAMILY TO THIS PLANET?! (Libby heard that)."
  • Libby: "...... WAIT?! (The Mall Zombies suddenly stopped)........"
  • Hopstar: "..... Awwww, HELL NO?! NOT THIS AGAIN?!"
  • Libby cautiously gets by the Mall Zombies.....
  • Libby: "...... Explain to me what happened......."
  • Doctor Woodoo: "(Was abit surprised)....... I'm, surprised any space-flyer would dare CARE for my blight- Duh, my mean, what meaning do you have to interupt my conquest, insect?!"
  • Libby: "Please, tell me what's wrong."
  • Hopstar: "CAN YA PLEASE NOT-"
  • Tyberious Jr: "Hey, Hippy-Hop! Give, her, a chance."
  • Doctor Woodoo: "..... Well, if you are so interested, fine. The owner of this mall is connected to the slavery of my people. He has been trying to zap their self-producing mana energies to introduse these accursed Energy Deserts he is selling! (Points to the advertisements of the smoovie) His, "Mano Smoovies". The disgusting vermin is defiling my people?!"
  • Cloakblade: "This is a very bold claim. If so, it would be a dishonorable violation to both the laws of Rishon and Naeem. Do you pocess proof?"
  • Doctor Woodoo: "(Gets angry while tears came form) OH IT'S PROOF YOU WANT?! FOLLOW ME?!"
  • Doctor Woodoo slithers off to a keep-out door, and has the Mall Zombies destroy it, exposing millions and millions of Cocentbras being milked and sipened of their self-producing mana by automated machines to make the smoovies) LOOK AT WHAT THIS MONSTER HAS TURNED MY PEOPLE INTO?! A SHORCE OF A SICK BEVERAGE?!"
  • The HA were horrifived.
  • ???: "WHAT IS THE HOLD UP, HEROES ACT?!"
  • A very fat Yurun was walking in.
  • Yurun: "I, Fatrat P. Rofit-"
  • (Deadpool): AW COME OOOOOOOO- (The scene came back by falling on top of him)
  • Fatrat: "-have a mall to run and I want my custamers and staff back to normal this min- (Saw that his secret facory was exposed)...... Uhhhhhhh, I can explain."
  • Ucasashi: "(Pulls out his lazer katana)..... Your soul, is forever doomed to hell for this!"
  • Fatrat: "Now, now, (Nerviously pulls on his collar as cartoonish amounts of sweat was seen as the inside of his clothes steamed) Hear me out. This mall that I own wasn't doing so well and I needed to get it back on it's feet. I was only thinking for the good of the mall. It was nothing personal, it's just business! (Hopstar set his gun back to kill and shot Fatrat in the legs) AAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH?!"
  • Hopstar: "YOU TWISTED TWO-FACED SANDSWIMMER?! I hunted down alot of dispicable folks in my time, BUT YOU?! I OUGHTA SEND YOUR SORRY ASS TO A NAAAR SLAUGHTER SPACE STATION FOR WHAT I JUST SEEN, YOU DEHUMANISING PIECE OF FILTH?! (A long tense moment passed as Hopstar looks back to Libby and Doctor Woodoo)........ (Sighs)..... Then again.... Maybe that ain't my place to kill ya'll. But I'm sure this f****d up s***'s worthy of exicution. (Smacks Fatrat unconjustus)..... Basturd. (Walks up to Libby)...... Miss Ation.... I..... I owe you a right ol' apology. Maybe not every convict needs to be hit with a branding iron. Ya'll were right about being kinder to the serpent. I apologiese for thinking ya'll weren't a proper hero. Heh, and ya did that without the Mireo Orb too."
  • Doctor Woodoo: "Wait, you bare the Mireo Orb? Ohhh, that explains so much! (Bows) Forgive my transgressions, oh great choosen of the benvolent Mireotis."
  • Libby: ".... I'm sorry as well, for-"
  • Hopstar: "The Initive Debacle? Just a big'ol hunch if yesterday's time wizard craziness wasn't anything to assume."
  • Libby: ".... I feel like an open book."
  • Hopstar: "Hey, like Miria said, subtily, ain't yer thang. Now, let's go get those tribe folks out of there."
  • The HA proceed to do that.
  • Xandy got before Miria.
  • Xandy: "It there, Mi-Mi."
  • Miria: "..... Don't, call me nicknames. And don't expect ME to be so easily won over! I do not believe my wrong doers are EVERY worthy of forgiveness. I learned that from Strongstone. Now make yourself useful and help these poor serpents. (Moves on)...."
  • Xandy: "..... Waaaaaay harder then what I was prepared for."

The Next Next Day...

  • A Kaiju-Level Squid Monster was seen attacking a cruse ship vessel!
  • On HA Speed Boats, Cloackblade, Jorcori, and Ucasashi were racing torwords the cruse!
  • Ucasashi: "There has to be a reason behind this beautiful creature's willingness to attack the Ocean Royalty Cruse Ship! Giant Cryuids are usually peaceful creatures."
  • Jorcori: "(Sniffs around).... I do not smell the intent to feast from it..... It is a mother."
  • Cloakblade: "Then some impudent fool has taken it into that ship!"
  • Ucasashi: "De-uniting a mother from her baby, is the most damning vice of all. This must be corrected! (The Speed Boats charged on!)"

Inside the Ship

  • A baby verson of the attacking creature was seen crying for mama as it was trapped in a tank!
  • Captain: "FOR PITY'S SAKE, MISS C. UNT-"
  • (Deadpool): AGAIN, COME OOOOOOOOOO- (The scene faded in between him smashing him) OW!!
  • Captain: "THAT CRYUID WILL DESTROY US ALL IF YOU DON'T SURRENDER THAT BABY?!"
  • Rich Yateron Bitch: "NEVER?! I WILL OWN WHATEVER I WANT, AND NO STUPID BEAST WILL SWAY ME?! BESIDES, IT KILLED MY SON, SO I'M TAKING THIS BABY AS PAYMENT!!"
  • ???: "You callous fool!"
  • Ucasashi, Cloakblade, and Jorcori came forth.
  • Ucasashi: "Your vice of pride will destroy you and these people. Allow the mother her child."
  • C. Unt: "NEVER?! I AM QUEEN OF THE SEA?! I OWN EVERYTHING?! I'M RICHER THEN ALL OF YOU?! I'M THE MOST VALUABLE WOMAN EVER?! AND THIS THING NEEDS TO PAY FOR KILLING MY SON WITH IT'S OWN OFFSPRING!! A CHILD FOR A CHILD!! SO I'M- (A tenticle bursted in and grabbed C. Unt as the bitch screamed as the tenticle pulled back out)."
  • The Cruel Female Yateron was seen thrown across the seas as she screamed, splashing into a part where Junja Sharks bodyslamed after her!
  • Jorcori: "..... A befitting fate for an entitled sea-witch. Killed son or not, an eye for an eye is the cruelest solution to payback ever."
  • Cloakblade: "(Gets on the tank) (Slices open the lid). Jorcori, Ucasashi, push over the tank."
  • Jorcori and Ucaashi, aided by strong sailers, pushed the tank over, freeing the baby Cryuid as it slided straight for the windows, and started it banging them to get it's mother's attention, of which another tenticle came forth and picked up it's baby and returned back into the sea.
  • The Giant Creature seen gracefully swimming away with it's baby.....
  • Cloakblade sighed in relief.....
  • Ucasashi: "(Places arm on Cloakblade)..... You returned a poor baby back to it's mother. Your redemption is well earned."
  • Cloakblade: "...... I'm sorry about the Initive, and Vancer's, Vanceness."
  • Ucasashi: "In all fairness, perhaps it was me who was impudent to expect myself to be able to get away with my own words about his removeal that the fates would deem my criticisum ill-timed just when Miria had proved too stern. I should've maintained the virtue of paience with Vancer and remembered that the HA were in a bad spot. Though you still agree that his quickness to reject touching fingernails even when he didn't had to was still ill-fated."
  • Jorcori: "MY SENTIMENTS EXACTLY?! THAT IDIOT?! (Awkword silence)..... Ahem..... My apologies, Master Ucasashi."
  • Ucasashi: "...... (Laughs abit)...... Jorcori..... You've earned a Samerai's respect."
  • Jorcori looked to be finally relieved that Ucasashi holds no hard feelings about Cloackblade's relationship with him.

The Next Next Next Day

  • A Giant Metal-Talon Xulture was seen flying around laughing maniacly as he was stealing priceless jewels, treasures, museum collections, even very expendsive pets, as Veta and Hudson flew after him!
  • Hudson: "I'm worried, Veta. This is your first time meeting the Xulture Baron. He's one of the meanest foes I fought in my Pre-HA days. That guy doesn't hold back."
  • Veta: "Then we're gonna have to be smart about this. But I need you to trust me. No bum-rushing to beat this ass yourself, NOR condesendingly phrasing me like with the Time Wizard junk. We need to legit work togather, okay Hud?"
  • Hudson: "But I always trust you-"
  • Veta: "I mean like trust me with a REALLY crazy idea!"
  • Hudson: ".... Oh, right. Okay, I trust you."
  • Veta: "Ya need to throw me into the Baron's stupid tophat, and I'll do the rest!"
  • Hudson: "Ya sure about that?"
  • Veta: "You'll see! Now do it!"
  • Hudson grabbed Veta and tossed her right at the direction of the Xulture Baron's head, as Veta was seen actrobaticly moving across the air incrising aerodynamics! Veta got into the hole of the Baron's hat!
  • Veta did a quick flip to regain control of her flight!
  • Veta got to the very top of the head.
  • Veta: "Okay, just remember Ucasashi's advice, and hit for the tender spot. (Aims her left foot on a spefific spot).... Ugh, really hope this works. (Judo stomps the spot)"
  • The Xulture Baron suddenly freezes in place, then fell down!
  • Hudson: "WHOA?! (Zooms down and was able to grab a giant trampolene give a soft landing for the knocked out Xulture Baron as he got to him just in time to save both him and the things he stolen)..... (Grabs the Baron's hat to look into it, not realising that Veta was still standing on the head) Veta, you okay?"
  • Veta: "Right here."
  • Hudson looked and saw she was there......
  • The two broke into laughing!
  • Veta: "This is almost like old times!"
  • Hudson: "(Laughs), Yeah! In more ways then one! I missed making a joke out of the Xulture Baron!"
  • Veta: "..... Listen, Hudson, I'm.... Sorry for accsidently compairing what you were like at the Thunderchasers to being in the HA. I was only looking out for you. I knda forgot you get super-sensitive."
  • Hudson: "Well, I'm sorry I wasn't the voice of reason aganst what happened with the initive. It was never anything personal against you. It's just-"
  • Veta: "I know, I know, Miria. That girl, could use a chill-pill. By the by, I got to look at your gifts. You're too sweet for this universe..... Ya goofball. RACE YA BACK TO THE BASE, HUD?!"
  • Veta zoomed off quickly for her size!
  • Hudson: "HEY, WE TALKED ABOUT NOT DOING HEAD STARTS?! (Zooms after her as the Xulture Baron was left to be contain by the police)."

The Next Next Next NEXT Day...

  • A Close-Up to Miria was seen....
  • Miria: "..... The Universes has continued it's fickleness. (Miria and Xandy found themselves chain on colums before a cheering audience!)
  • ???: "GREETINGS, SIMPLE OUTSIDERS?!"
  • The Camera now pans all the way to a red-headed lizard alien in a large mech, seen being pampered, even the mech is treated with royal-pamperings.
  • Alien: "Your lives are forfit to the King of Kills."
  • Xandy: (Scoffs) The acronym immediately wrecks your reputation.
  • KOK: "SILENCE! Fret not though..... It's about to become very brief. RELEASE THE GLADIOZONTS?!"
  • The Gates slam open as Gladiozonts in roman gear were seen as they came out roaring!
  • Miria: "..... Just my luck. (Was unaware that Xandy was using her tail to lock-pick the locks) I'm about to die in an uncharted planet in an un-named system with the one person that clearly distrusts me for only trying to be a decidsive leader. Strongstone is laughing in hell at my darkest and final hour. And it's all because of- (Finally saw that Xandy freed herself)..... You...... You got out."
  • Xandy: "Look, I get you're not exactly crazy for me, but.... At least humor me for more then two freaking seconds. I'm going to try to get us out of here. But I need you to trust me."
  • Miria: "Why should I trust a conspiritor like you that-"
  • Xandy: "Ya rather be their lunch?!"
  • The Gladiozonts were getting closer as growls intesnifived.
  • Xandy: "Look, I know what I did sucked, but, like it or not, Maverick's our leader, and short of him suddenly going insane, that's NEVER going to change! You tecnecally already lost that chance from the mere fact you kneed Vancer's balls! At least the others only lost out cause of lack of interest, pride, or earnest mistakes. You lost out cause, ya treat heroisum like it should be a badge of honor, like we should be mirrors of you! I ain't asking for ya'll to like me! Not even to forgive me anymore! Just at the least trust me! (The Gladiozonts are behind Xandy)....."
  • Miria: "..... MOVE?! (Kicks at Xandy's direction, which she dodge, but the kicks were actselly for the Gladiozonts that were knocked down)....... Let it be known that I still want to correct the HA of it's flaws as I see fit..... However...... I, won't shy from the prospect that, I forget that the HA are not like Highstone soldiers. And I shouldn't've treated you all like such. I, conceed to an apologie...."
  • Xandy: "...... That's probuly the best I'm gonna get from you, huh?"
  • Miria groaned annoyed.
  • Xandy: "..... Okay okay, I'm, sorry about the Initive thing. (Held her hand up) Truce?"
  • Miria: "...... You do realise I'm still chained to the colum, correct?"
  • Xandy: "(Makes surprised face)...... Okay, hold on a second. (Uses her tail again on the lock and got Miria out)...... Okay, NOW truce?"
  • Miria stop up and loomed over Xandy.
  • After a tense moment.......
  • Miria: "...... (Begrudgently accepts Xandy's truce) Only because I consider the tyrant a greater threat."
  • Xandy: "Then how's about we bond, (The King of Kills landed into the arena with his mech), Over a nice rousing game of KICKING ASS?!"
  • Miria: "...... You may have the subtility of a surrated lazer sword....... (Small Smile) Though still effective."
  • The two both look at the charging King coming at them.
  • Xandy and Mirai both charged and battle cry!

BLAM?!

  • The two stood victorious over the defeated king.
  • Miria: "..... Just like Strongstone."
  • Xandy: "Okay, easy on the Strongstone Hate boner. I ain't crazy for Xerxes either, but ya don't hear me wanting to mount his face on the wall..... Any, more."
  • Miria: "So, what, do you desire we name this planet?"
  • Xandy: "How's about...... Xandiria."
  • Miria: "..... Again, as subtile as a surrated lazer sword..... But it has well suited uses. Very well, That name is acceptable to me..... Now then...... Are you good at rebuilding ships?"
  • Xandy: "Ehhhhhh, fixing is usually Zosimo's thing."
  • Miria: "..... (Sighs), Then how miracuious the radios still work."

Hero Hive, 17 days after.

  • Xandy and Miria showed up batle damaged and embracing it.
  • Xandy: "AWWWWWWWWWWW YEAH, NOW THAT WAS BATTLE?!'
  • Miria: "Oh absolutly! A battle worthy for a king."
  • Cloakblade was seen meditating with Ucasashi and Jorcori.
  • Libby was playing a card game with Hopstar.
  • Hudson and Veta were playing a holo-racing game!
  • Xandy: ".... Ya know, Miria. I know the first few days were, rough, I mean, wow, we had the busiest 20 days in like ever. It was like after the Initive, bad guy and dishastors went through the roof."
  • Miria: "And Maverick had lead us well against it. Though, quite recenty he spent alot more time in the office then he did earlier before. I never pegged him to be, cryptic. I usually assusiate that with Ucasashi."
  • Xandy: "I'm sure it's mainly cause the 20 days of work msut be getting to him."

Maverick's Office

  • Maverick was seen eeriely standing still, then quick twitches as what looks like surrounding lightling, as if to indicate that something isn't normal.
  • Maverick: "..... (Different Tough Guy Voice) Hey what the- THIS ISN'T MY BASE?! How the hell did I-, WHY AM I IN-...... Is this...... The HA HQ? (Looks at mirror)..... I'm in the outfit of the new HA boss...... Why is it like tha-..... Oh right. I pretended to be that Maverick guy that for some reason I never saw again since that time I was struck by the famous Warboth Mega-Thunderstorm that time. Must've conked out again. But hold the freaking phone.... If I'm here...... Would that mean that....... Oh-hohohohohohohohohohohohohohohoho. Monte my man, ya somehow ended up in the greatest VA scam you didn't even got told to do. Now, I'm expected to sound Usabothian, so I betta talk like one. AHEM! (Chokney) Ello, Gov'ner. (Normal voice) No. (Slightly better but still imperfect impression) Hello, govenor. (Normal voice) Hmm-hmm, betta, betta. Now I just need a plan on how I can epicly screw with those HA dopes...... Ah f*** it, I'll wing it. (Laughs sinisterly)."
  • Miria: (Came in) Maverick?
  • Maverick: (Switched back to normal) AHHHUH, yes, Miria?
  • Miria: "Well, it was brought up that you made yourself noticingly absint the past 20 days."
  • Maverick: "Well, it's because the HA had quite the unexpected workload. Why, even just now you and Miss Xandra came back battle damaged after fighting the Exhaeon of war, Warsana."
  • Miria: "And I wouldn't have it any other way."
  • Maverick: "So, I noticed that you had desided to ease up on Miss Xandra."
  • Miria: "Well, though she wasn't exactly subtile about it, she did show an earnest attempt to prove that she was willing to give me the chance I should've had on day one. I was more surprised that even Vancer had warmed up to me. I had expected him to hold a grudge."
  • Maverick: "Well, Ucaasashi proved to have a decent enfluence on him. Vancer had started to ease himself away from his old ways of bum-rushing missions and learned to be paient with things. Granted, he's still rather boastful, but one mirice at a time, I believe."
  • Miria: "Well, cities are not built in a day. At least Vancer is on a path to humility in some way. (Leaves)."
  • Maverick: "(Quietly, back in the Morte voice) But cities can be wrecked in one."
  • Miria: (Stopped in believing she heard something) What?
  • Maverick: Nothing. You guys have an assignment on Azathoth.
  • Miria: Oy, the magical world reportedly named after a Verse of Chaos.
  • Maverick: Yes. It's discordianism knows no bounds, as far as Chaos Incorporated is concerned. It's recently been attacked by a warlock who wants to dry up all it's remaining chaos magic and be the unstoppable wizard dominator he aims for. The fritz seems to push the guy to want that goal now. I should warn you that Battlemage Montadaru had been working for the planet's primary threat, the Green Turbans, or at the least it's remnants, to get rid of the chaos magic, but the reports from a woman named, Marcilene, say he was looking to steal it all for himself to do that, betraying them. But since magic isn't working, he's pushed the betrayal up and is going for the Chaos Fallwell. Marcilene says she's stalling him, but she can't do it forever.
  • Miria: Then she'll need some help. Should I assemble the heroes?
  • Maverick: You may. But be warned. The planet's known for it's extreme unpredictability. You never know what you may face out there.
  • Miria: I've had experience on Azathoth, sir. It won't be a problem. (Leaves once again for real).
  • Maverick: ".... (Quietly in the Monte Voice again) Course, Azathoth will become the least of your concerns."

Chaos Fallwell, Azathoth

  • Montadaru: (He appeared as a Toshan-Anthrocorn hybrid arriving far from a giant magical sparkling wellspring surrounded by hundreds of waterfalls and brewing with chaos magic)... Cometh to papa! (Flies there until something struck him and smacked him into a river) PRBBRBRBLUB!!! (Surfaced to find an amphibian wielding a double-bladed extending staff that projects extending cyan energy blades) UGH, HOW MANY TIMES DO I HAVE TO KILL YOU, TOORATH?!?
  • Marcilene: As many times as it takes for you to go DOWN!
  • Montadaru: "BY THE GLORIES, YOU'RE NOT IMMORTAL BY REBIRTHS, ARE YOU?!"
  • Marcilene: "Uh, no. You're just not very effective at killing me as you thought."
  • Montadaru: "UGH?! ANOTHER REMINDER OF THIS BURDENSOME FRITZ?! Usually my powers destroy armies into nothing. I clearly saw you get hit by my many attacks."
  • Marcilene: "You thought that. But has it not occured to you that I am too fast to hit?"
  • Montadaru: "..... Wait, actselly, that kinda makes perfect sense. Well when I get to the falls, first I'm going to hit you with a speed reduser spell, THEN I'll blast you to nothing?!"
  • Marcilene: "Ugh, what did those turban remnants see in you?"
  • Montadaru: "I know it's a bit one note, but if it ain't broke, why fix it? (Zaps Marcilene who kept dodging) Ugh?! Hold still, you tailed frog?!"
  • Marcilene re-appeared behind Montadaru.
  • Marcilene: "I wish to clarify, Tooraths are salamanders, not frogs. (Smacks Montadaru right into a tentacle tree which jiggled in reaction and smacked him further)."
  • Montadaru: "Ugh..... Just what did I even do to you that made you want to harass me? I didn't even know you until now!"
  • Marcilene: "My reasons to bring you to justice is not dependent on you having prior interactions with me. I had simply deemed you to be a danger if you were allowed to touch that chaos water."
  • Montadaru: "Oh for the love of- IS THIS GONNA BE LIKE WITH THOSE PSEUDO-ATONTS IN THE GREEN HATS AND SAYING THAT THE CHAOS MAGIC IS AN ABOMINATION?! Honestly, ethicists these days!"
  • Marcilene: "My reasons are different from those turban fanatics. I am actselly sparing you from a terrorable fate. That magic is uncontrollable. Not even the fritz makes it worth tampering with it."
  • Montadaru: "Here's MY rebuttal: I'm not just after this stuff to become powerful! Though a personal bonus..... I am operating on immortality dependent of magic. This fritz has started to have an effect. We're lucky to have Mana Reverses, but eventually in time, those will run dry, assuming the fritz stays. And if so, if I run out of magic, my immortality runs out, and time catches up to me and I become dust. At most, I am just trying to keep stability."
  • Marcilene: "Well it doesn't ease the danger you with choas magic presents."
  • Montadaru: WELL YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT CHAOS MAGIC CAN GIVE YOU!! UNPREDICTABILITY IN THE PALM OF YOUR HAND?! (Summons a gigantic mythril sword) WHO, COULD ASK, FOR MORE?! (Swung it at Marcilene as she kept dodging as he slashed up rock formations and tentacle trees) STOP MOVING!!! (Kept slashing until he came across a giant tentacle coming out of the ground through a small trench and snapped his sword)... Really? Luring me to a Tentacitect? (Summons another giant sword and cuts it down)... All you've done is give me a pet. (Controls the Tentacitect with magic wires that Marcilene quickly cut away)
  • Marcilene: If I were you, I wouldn't waste the last of my mana on major spells like that. All YOU'RE doing is giving me an opportunity. I'm just glad to have caught you and wasted too much of your mana to teleport instantaneously to the falls.
  • Montadaru: WHAT?! (Fails to cast the spell)... YOU BITCH!!! (Cast spells that managed to pin Marcilene down underneath rocks)... Show's over, salafrog! (Summons up a sword)
  • Marcilene: Really? (Just as he was about to strike, the Heroes Act came as Magnum cast a magic beam that weakened him)
  • Montadaru: WHAT?!
  • Clifton: Looks like we came just in time.
  • Montadaru: URRGH, YOU STAY OUT OF THIS!! (Summons a shockwave of magic that the heroes avoided, draining away the last of his magic)... No! NONONOOO!!! (He started aging) MAYBE I SHOULD'VE LISTENED TO MY ASSISTENT AND HAVE GONE FOR THE MANA REVERSES FOUNDTAN IN PARABLE?! BUT NOOOOOOOOOOOOO, I WANTED TO BE A STEP BEYOND WHAT ANY OTHER GUY WOULD'VE DONE?! CURSE YOU, HINDSIIIIIIIIIII- (Marcilene kicks Montadaru down as he turned to dust)......."
  • An AUU lizard magic user assistent showed up with a dust pan and broom and cleaned up the dust, then puts it all in a special jar.
  • Auu Lizard: "Well boss, I hoped a lesson was learned in all this. (Teleports before anyone can stop him)....."
  • Marcilene: "..... Well, at least Montadaru will be absint for the time being until magic starts working again and he's reserected. Then, most very likely, he'll be after my head for what I pulled."
  • Xandy: "Well when he does, don't be afraid to give us a call sometime, Miss Marcilene."
  • Marcilene: "My actual name is Mar Chi Lee. Marcilene is just something for non-Zoians to understand. And I'll be sure to keep that offer in mind, Heroes Act. And thank goodness this meeting occured while you were not in that rut. (Uses a smoke bomb to vanish off)."
  • Nanobyte: "Yikes. Even when we're getting better at this, people STILL brought that up."
  • Veta: "To be fair, that Spicer Jr. encounter has gained meme status. There's actselly re-mixes dedicated to certain moments, it's hilarious!"
  • Clifton: "THEY'RE STILL POSTING REMIXES OF THAT TIME?!"
  • Veta: You think I'm kidding? Take a look.
  • Veta brought a holophone that played sort've like this but about the Spicer Jr. encounter.
Hotel Transylvania 2 - Mavis gets mad

Hotel Transylvania 2 - Mavis gets mad

Skip a few seconds.

  • Veta: "I like to view it like as they're laughing with you guys, not at ya."
  • Clifton: "(With cartoonishly giant eyes with pupels the size of dinner plates)...... (Hyper-Squeaky voice) How, many, views?"
  • Veta: "Ehh, I'm guessing one of the top 5 most viewed videos in the millions. (Clifton dropped his jaw realisticly)..... This week. (Clifton's jaw dropped cartoonishly)...... And it's close to break the Magoonis Book of World Records for the most viewed Holovideo. (Clifton's jaw broke through the earth and managed to hit the center of the planet's core)..... It's only off by 6 extra views."
  • The Pupels of Clifton's eyes got so larged his eyes blacken out!

Clifton screamed like this so loud, it was heard in all of the Multiverse!

AHHHHH

AHHHHH

  • Veta: "..... Did, you just..... Do the scream from that weird other United Universe song about streaming human males in Western Era hats?"
  • Clifton: "(Deadpan) That was all my frustraightion about how that one time is still in people's minds being released from my body."
  • Xandy: "..... He, doesn't like being reminded of that time. It was, not one of our better moments."
  • Veta: "Ohhh, yikes.... Then, ya might not wanna hear about how Graphene is gonna make a feature lentgh film based on that time.... And it's a comedy."
  • Clifton: "(This video)"
Original FUUUUUU RAGE!!!!

Original FUUUUUU RAGE!!!!

Skip to 0:15

  • The Fuuuuuuu Echoed across the Multiverse.

Hero Hive.

  • Clifton was seen beating the crap out of alot of simulations of an army of Villains!
  • The Group stared on.......
  • Xandy: "(Miria was utterly stunned by this display)....... Samantha's usually here to keep him calm, but she's still on that thing about investigating the Fritz."
  • Hopstar: "Doesn't that boy have a sense of laughing at yourself?"
  • Magnum: "Clifton has a personal fear of being treated like a joke. Samantha told me that in his 4th Birthday, his parents unwisefully hired a Jokedon Birthday Clown that got alittle too slap-happy with the pranks. Even the teachers couldn't resist laughing about it."
  • Vancer: "That, explains so much about why he aims so high in life."
  • Nanobyte: "Never pegged Cliff to have issues with being laughed at."
  • Miria: ".... I believe, training is on hiatus, cause he looks like he REALLY needs this."
  • Libby: "We'll give him the rest of the day to calm down..... Tops."

The Next Day.

  • Clifton was incredably zoned out and looked as if he was in bliss.
  • Xandy: "..... Feeling better?"
  • Clifton: "(Hippie-like) Rock on, Sea Squirl sistah."
  • Magnum: "..... That's his rage depletion phase. Samantha saids that he gets like that after a full day of exhausting rage."
  • Xandy: And I used to have a crush on this guy. I'm GLAD I got someone else, or THIS would be my burden to bare.
  • Maverick: "(Charges in) HA, PAY THE CLOSEST OF ATTENTION!! AN ORANOS BREAKOUT HAS OCCURED!!"
  • Hopstar: "Ugh, I knew that was gonna happen one of these days when they lifted the prisons off Oranos!"
  • Libby: "It was done for the Oranoians, Homer, their plants were dying!"
  • Xandy: Cryonoids. They're called Cryonoids.
  • Libby: Right, right, my apologies on that. Anyway, don't ask why it is that, it's a long ago complicated issue I didn't got to be involved with and only learned about it from them. Magic connected to negativity is poisonous to them.
  • Maverick: "There is NARY a time to get political, this NEEDS to be addressed NOW!"
  • Xandy: "We're on it sir!"
  • Miria: Let's get our EVO suits. The planet is in it's winter orbital position, so it's bound to be 1000 degrees centigrade.
  • Zosimo: Celsius.
  • Miria: My people prefer postmodern terms.
  • Zosimo: Sure, if you want to do it the hard way.
  • Miria: Just be silent and get your suits.
  • Hudson: "Uh, Miss Miria, likely the prisoners are not gonna be on the planet cause they might've taken a transport ship, WHY do we need suits?"
  • Miria: "Never underestimate the space around an ice planet, Hudson. It's as cold as it is."
  • Hudson: "But, how, cause, like, there's things like, the sun, and-"
  • Veta: "Hud, just take her word on it and get in a suit."

Chapter 3: The Wildest Oranos Breakout Ever/Personallity Shifts/Unrest in the Hero Hive

The next day, on Oranos.

  • Scliges was seen having Hijacked an Oranos Prison transport ship and escaping Oranos Space, the transport filled with a large collection of her collaberation partners from The Re-Rise of Starswirl.
  • Serbeus: "Ya came through for us well, Colonal."
  • Cacographer: "Ya know, tecnecally, it was only easy cause no Oranos prison was grounded anymore cause they had to be PC to some ice bugs."
  • Anklebiter: "OH WOULD YOU SHUT UP AND NOT LOOK A GIFT ZORSE IN THE MOUTH AND BE GLAD WE GOT OUT AT ALL?!"
  • Zirmage: "So, Scliges. Would you care to try for two with the space knife attempt? It was otherwise a rousing success, and I don't want to count dumb luck being a legit proof of failure."
  • Scliges: "In a way, yes, I do. But we need to make it better then it already was. One not easily bested anti-climaticly by a stupid surprise likely from an unrelated Louger adventure."
  • Primxus: "I would recimend we seek out the Dark Rads first. Our escape and coming to them would be pleasing it's council, and allow Corruption Co. support."
  • ???: "Not after we disaplene Nuke for his neglect first."
  • Worx, Enzyme and Zone were seen.
  • Enzyme: "Colonal, I would be more then happy to collaberate with you on this "Space Knife", but only if you help us remind Nuke that we were TOO impourent to just neglect away like he did?!"
  • Baron Huxley: "To be fair, the Radicals aren't exactly in that great of a position as the VA used to be in order to be so bold to cause an Oranos break out. I hear talk their "Reverse Villains" are..... Not really up to snuff. Some of them don't even WANT to be there, they were drafted against their will."
  • Anklebiter: "Spoiler alert, I do NOT see that ending well."
  • Worx: "All the same though, I WANT TO GIVE THAT F****R NUKE A PIECE OF MY MIND?! Also to Backer on how HE DIDN'T CAME TO HELP US?!"
  • Zone: "I have a theory...... Mind Warper got involved."
  • Worx: "..... Ugh..... Warper was always Nuke's shortcut out of a bad situation."
  • Serbeus: "Then Zirmage and myself will help protect against that shortcut and remind Nuke that he needs us more then his pride would suggest."
  • Rooks: "Let's worry more about staying escaped first. Cause it ain't gonna be long until the HA doughes show up."
  • Quill Shot: "I hear talk they have a serious leader now, and some new members that're miles an improvement from them."
  • Enzyme: "Of course. That accursed Leader Initive thing Calixto had always brain-childed. That really makes me wish we had the chance to include Gygax."
  • Strykes: "Well WE DIDAAAAAAAAN'T, so that honor of wrecking the HA's s***'s OURS, MOTHER KISSER!!! WE GONNA WRECK THEIR S*** LIKE DYNO-MIIIIIIIIIIIIIIITE!!"
  • Iverce: "UGH, I QUESTION YOUR INSIPID YELLING LIKE A GUY ON INSANETHINE!! IT GETS ANNOYING AFTER AWHILE!!"
  • Khimi: "Yeah Strykes, that makes me want to CRUSH YOU!!"
  • Strykes: THEN DO IT, FAGGOT!!! STRYKES ISN'T AFRAID OF YOOOOU!!!
  • Boss Ve Jause: "Ugh, I know! That's always such a migraine?!"
  • Crucle: "No offence, Mr. Sytrkes, but, it kinda does wear out it's welcome after awhile in Oranos."
  • Oribem: "Ahem! There's the matter of how we're going to even FIND the Dark Radicals. It's not like they placed themselves in the middle of a known vacation spot."
  • Rever: "No problem. It's just the matter of making contact, and it's smoove sailing from- (The HA Ship appeared from a Warp Speed jump) AWWW, DAMN IT?!"
  • Scliges: "LOOK ALIVE, EVERYONE?! We're gonna have to play a little game of ditch the heroes before we try ANYTHING?! (Pilots the transport to evade the HA Ship)."
  • Portacle: "WE'RE DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMED?!"
  • Dak Shalse: "BOSS, I TOLD YOU WE SHOULD'VE JUST LISTNED TO THE NICE MISS CHOKERA LADY AND STAYED IN OUR CELLS?!"
  • Ve Jause: "WORDS LIKE DON'T HELP YOU GET TAKEN SERIOUSLY AROUND HERE?!"
  • Cyber Knight: "Evasive proceedures recimended."
  • Dominus: "WHAT DID YOU THOUGHT THIS WAS, A LEAURELY STROLL INTO SPACE?!"
  • Mystwind: "I CAN'T GO BACK TO PRISON?! THE MENTAL STRAIN WAS TOO MUCH?! IT'S GAME OVER, MAN?! GAME OVER?!"
  • Scliges: "WILL EVERYONE CALM DOWN AND LET ME DO ALL THE TALKING?!"
  • Strykes: NEUTRONIUM RAAAGE!!!
  • Scliges: That means you too, Strykes.
  • Strykes: "TALKING IS FOR LOSERS!!!"
  • Khimi: Then you can shut u-
  • Strykes: "YOU KNOW WHAT I MEANT!!! DYNO-MIIIIIII- (A warning shot was fired across the Transport by the HA, which caused Scliges to knee-jerk react and cause the transport ship to quickly turn as Strykes flew across the ship and smacked face first into the hull, knocking him out)....."
  • Crucle: "BOSS?!"
  • Dominus: "OH WAY TO INADVERTINGLY SAVE THE HA THE TROUBLE OF HAVING TO CONTEND WITH STRYKES, YOU WINGED BITCH?!"
  • Primxus: "HEY, BACK OFF, BUG-ASS?! IT WAS AN ACCSIDENT, IT WAS A KNEE-JERK REACTION TO THE HEROES' WARNING SHOT?!"
  • Dominus: "Tch, you're only defending her cause of your infactuation from time in prison?!"
  • Primxus: "(Readies weapon)... I dare ya to make that crack again, see where that gets you, bug."
  • Dominus: ".... You insolent little pest. It's not wise to mess with a scorpodyd. Also, your misguided love for Scliges you blinded you to how much ill we have been brought into with this Space Knife thing!"
  • Khimi: "Hey?! (Joins in with Primxus) We all agreed that it was just us showing up in a bad time! Not even Zirmage could've seen that beam coming."
  • Dominus: "Oh and of course YOU would defend her?! She saved your miserable ass from freezing to death?!"
  • Khimi: "(Angerly) There's nothing wrong with a healthy sense of GRATITUDE?!"
  • Baron Huxley: "Duh, not saying I'm picking sides here, but, I do, objectively speaking, have to side with Dominus here. I think the Space Knife project, could've been better timed."
  • Serbeus: "(As another warning shot causes the Transport to tumble a bit) You dare pick a terrible time to air apparent greivances, Dominus? The Space Knife was otherwise a brillent creation that would've not just revived the VA, but take it to new heights. And you're allowing ill hindsight to taint your view?"
  • Dominus: "I WAS AMONG THE LUCKY ONES TO AVOID CAPTURE!! I would've been able to start my own plans, if I wasn't tempted by the Aiigiion whore to get involved with something responsable for our capture?!"
  • Quill Shot: "Be grateful we are freed at all."
  • Cacographer: "Yah bro, chill, will ya? She got us out at the least. That should be enough for ALL of you haters?!"
  • Serbeus: "(Smiles with approval at Cacographer) I see prison has made you more mature, Cameron."
  • Dominus: "IT HAS MADE YOU SOFT IS WHAT IT IS!! I saw you bunch getting chummy with Croker's daughter, the Aiigiion included!"
  • Rooks: "Hey give my master and the others a break, Croker's kid at least treats us like people. I heard horror stories about Croker. (Shudders). Another thing I'm glad the Oranoian Ice Bug insodent changed about Oranos on top of the prisons not being grounded."
  • Dominus: "But that's nothing, COMPAIRED TO THE MONKEY'S ACTIONS?! (Points to Portacle)...."
  • Reaving Rever: "...... Port, what did you do?"
  • Portacle: "Uhhhh, duh, Please Master Reaver, ignor Dominus, his mutantion might be getting to him. I-"
  • Dominus: "OPEN UP YOUR EYES, REVER?! He's in love with Chokera!"
  • Reaving Rever: "....... WHAT?!"
  • Portacle: "Duh, I, duh.... OH COME ON, WHEN HAS IT BECOME AN UNSPOKEN LAW THAT I CAN'T FIND A WOMAN IN UNIFORM CUTE?!"
  • Reaving Rever: "WHAT THE F***, PORTACLE?! WHAT WERE YOU DOING HAVING THE FREAKING HOTS FOR SOMEONE WHO'S JOB IT IS TO KEEP US FROZEN AND LOCKED IN THAT ICE BOX OF A PLANET?!"
  • Portacle: "Hey, at least she's not her father!"
  • Reaving Rever: "Oh, so because the fruit fell far from the tree that makes it LESS of a fruit? Port, you have effectively lost my respect. After what we had been through for SO long, and you let a woman come between us?!"
  • Portacle: "Ya wanna know what's up?! I otherwise had a normal life in a bachelorhood working under you in the Warrior Core for alot of my life?! Ya wanna know the hard truth?! I don't actselly have an evil bone in my body?! I only stood by your side because you were my mentor?! You were like a second father?! I only stood by your side because.... I had nothing else to stay back for at Xirya system. Not even in my home planet! And much as I got the VA's concept of wanting to make things fair for people in a time where absolutists and ethics nuts have run rampent, I felt like since the post-Tex's capture insodent that they lost sight of it?! Not helping that Tolkath holds the blame for causing it?!"
  • Anklebiter: "Hey, while no one disagrees that Tolkath pulling the ultamate Yarge-Out screwed us over long-term, short of time travel, the past's the past and what's done is done! What's left of us has already distence ourselves from the Secret Founders for a good while since the Grooka fiasco, Qui went on to have a better life and Tolkath's so outcasted that he went to the deep-end of the deepest pond, what more ya want?"
  • Portacle: "THINK FOR A MOMENT?! What if the same were to happen to the Dark Rad Councilers someday? Enzyme, Worx and Zone brought up that Nuke had never tried to rescue them! What if they make a costly mistake that gets them destroyed? What if the VA wasn't the answer to the unfairness of the universes, or worse, it was actselly apart of the problem?!"
  • Iverce: "Fair's fair, Nuke's abit of an unreliable joke. He doesn't always represent the Dark Rads interests, nevermind generally all leftover forces of the VA. But above all, if any Counciler even THINKS about behaving like Tolkath, they'll be replaced no questions asked."
  • Portacle: "But what if they're someone worse?"
  • Oribem: "I know the Dark Rads are in abit of a rock and a hard place position, but aren't we all?"
  • Serbeus: "Portacle is making a decent point. Perhaps it would be safer to hold off our ambitions and give the Dark Rads a safe distence until we're sure they can avoid repeating the Secret Founders' sins and earnestly keep true to the VA's lost goals."
  • Dominus: "ARE YOU SERIOUSLY OVER-LOOKING THE FOOL'S WARDEN BONER?! AND FOR THE SPAWN OF CROKER OF ALL THINGS?!"
  • Mystwind: "His love habits are irrelivent to a good point. Chances are, it's hard to say if the Dark Rads can get the VA back togather, or even make something CLOSE to that. Corruption Co. is no help neither cause of how Backer is tied to the Rads, AND that a secret founder is connected to them."
  • Cyber Knight was seen jittering abit weirdly which went un-noticed by the group.
  • Crucle: "Well even so, I can't exactly say I feel comfertable around the guys backing the lady that got Strykes hurt!"
  • Zirmage: "Then it is clear that there is a great devidsion within us. Those of you that still wish to stick to the main plan, (Flouts off the left side of the ship) Come to this side. Those that reconsider, stay where you are."
  • Boss Ve, along with a forcefully dragged Dak, Juxley, Anklebiter, Iverce, Dominus, Crucle while dragging the still unconjustus body of Strykes, Oribeam, the Tik trio, and finally, a disapproving Rever giving a final stern stare at Portacle came to be at Zirmage's side.
  • Scliges: ".... Zirmage, what are you doing? You are deviding this group?!"
  • Zirmage: "Dominus brought a good point. (Dominus smiled) Chokera's influence has tainted some of you. You are losing your evil edges, just like most of the Villains Act. We don't have any room for unadaptive people like them or you. Those who can adapt to the Villains Act's destruction are the only thing of worth in the ways of the Villains Act now. That's how the UUniverses work now. So, we decided we want to ditch the, bad rubbish."
  • Scliges: "BUT YOU AGREED TO HELP ME BUILD THE SPACE KNIFE TO HELP ME AVENGE MY ENTIRE FAMILY?! WE HAD A DEAL?!"
  • Zirmage: "Oh grow up, you griving widow of three children! Your parents lived long enough lives as did your husband! And even then, your home was caught in the site of an HPA battle against the Nygiaian Terror Group, The DreadWingers! It was only ill-fate that DreadWinger fighter crashed into your home just as you were trying to warn them! I'm surprised you weren't more mad at the DreadWingers than the humans that were only trying to maintain what shamble of order was left since the Interuniversal War!"
  • Scilges: "I DIDN'T KNOW WHO ELSE TO BLAME!! THE DREADWINGERS WERE DISBANDED AND MY FAMILY WEREN'T EVEN ACKNOWLEDGED AS CASUALTIES!!"
  • Zirmage: "It never occured to you that they just didn't REALIZE that?!"
  • Scliges: "..... Admitingly, Chokera did say that it's implied that the battle did took in an isolated country side with no sign of life save for my family's home. We weren't, really city folk."
  • Zirmage: "..... If it's any constolation, Scliges...... You were good while you were lasted. Still...... This should've been expected that the remnants would be so lost without the VA. Yet further reason why I shouldn't've listened to my sister's stupid idea to use Tolkath as a means to get rid of Tex to begin with- (Stops herself too late as all remnants, even her now fleeting siders, all had horrifived expressions).... Was that outloud?"
  • Scliges: "...... YOU MANIPULATED TOLKATH TO YARGE OUT?!"
  • Zirmage: "H-H-Hear me out. I just as much respected Tex's ways as the majority of the VA did. It's just.... I offered a lot of ideas that would ensure entire systems would kneel without even having to invade planets, but, Tex was too weary of the extremities of my ideas, thus often the VA rejected them. At the time, I felt Tex to be a needless limitation no different to the Grand Council's majority-rule ways. (Zirmage's siders were seen slowly trying to sneak to the emergeny escape pods to avoid a likely ugly situation) Then one visit to my sister in Parable enlightened me that Tolkath, Secret Founder T, has admitted repeated disdain for Tex cause of how Tex disapproved of his anti-Kraansmas propisitions and had still insisted that even the VA has to honor and reckitnese Kraansmas. So, she encouraged me to use my Dark Idea spell to.... Implant the infamous idea into that fool's head about allowing Tex's capture in the Thunderchaser's mission...."
  • Serbeus: "(Growls angrily) I thought that plan was too subtle for a mindless brute like Tolkath! I'd expected someone like him to do direct and violent approuches to get rid of someone he doesn't like! QUI WAS RIGHT TO BE SUSPISIOUS OF YOU?!"
  • Zirmage: "To be fair, I tecnecally saved Tex's life! As you clearly said, Serbeus, Tolkath could've done something like staged an accsident or corrupt a Starbot to kill him on sight!"
  • Scliges: "BUT AT WHAT COST, ZIRMAGE?! THE VA IS DEAD BECAUSE OF YOU?!"
  • Zirmage: "IF IT PLEASES YOU, I HAVE CAME TO HAVE A BAD RELATION WITH MY SISTER AFTER I CALLED HER OUT HOW EVERYTHING HAD TRULY WENT!! I haven't seen her since, not just because I had been avoiding her, but because she vanished since that time! She was the closest I had to family, and now I lost her. Even with this Magic Fritz, if I could, I would reverse events with time magic, but the risk of upseting forces greater then even me scares me away from that idea! At the very least, what better way for me to put the mess behind me is to lead you and the others to defeat the heroes that ruined us and restore the Remnants' confidence! I can still help get the VA back."
  • Scliges: "You are not worthy of that for what you did?!"
  • Zirmage: "..... Then at least I'll thank you for helping me feel alittle less guilty about leaving you and your siders to face fickle justice."
  • Rooks: "I don't think your siders are any better. (Points to Zirmage's siders just about to get to the escape pods)....."
  • Zirmage: "..... Seriously?!"
  • Anklebiter: "AW COME ON?! THERE'S AGREEING WITH YOU AND THEN THERE'S NOT WANTING TO ASSUSIATE WITH SOMEONE WHO KICK-STARTED THE VA'S PATH TO SELF-RUIN?! We're still all for backing the Dark Rads, BUT WE RATHER AVOID BEING INVOLVED WITH YOU!?"
  • Zirmage: "(Snaps her fingers and causes the escape pods to fire off without anyone in them).... Even in the fritz, I'm still strong enough to use the grandest of magic."
  • Dr. Enzyne: "..... Look Miss Zirmage, it's nothing personal, but once word gets out you were the trigger to that dishastor, you are BOUND to be controverseal to the other VA reminants! Heavens knows you have a poor standing with BOTH of us now."
  • Zirmage: "Keep in mind that without the escape pods, I'm effectively the only means of escape! I won't ask for forgiveness, but at least try to give me a shot- (Gets Zapped by Cyber Knight as she screamed and fainted)......"
  • Anklebiter: "WHAT THE FRICK!?"
  • Dominus: "..... SCLIGES, DID YOU INSTRUCTED THE MACHINE TO TURN ON US?!"
  • Scliges: "I didn't! It surprised me too!"
  • Cyber Knight: "...... (Normal voice) Your robot's no more, folks. Cyrus Knightly, Leader of the Cunone Rebelion, has regained full control thanks to, a bug in the system. (A Tiny Insect drone with the HA symbol flew off)."
  • Anklebiter: OH GREAT?! THE HA NOW HAVE THEIR OWN VERSON OF THE LOUGER'S LITTLE TOY?! GREAT! WAY TO DISTRACT US NEEDLESSLY!!
  • Strykes: STRYKES DOESN'T LIKE FELOOT LADY!!!
  • Cyber Knight: SILENCE! All of you! I've overheard everything that went down in the squabble, so, Miss Scliges, Chokera will want a nice talk with you and your friends, so, go sit in the corner and think what you've done.
  • Scliges and her siders cauiously backed away to avoid getting the same treatment as Zirmage, knowing when to back down."
  • Rever: "WELL I'M NOT GONNA BACK OFF SO EASILY?! (Charges up energy) PREPARE TO BECOME SCRAP METAL, YOU PILE OF TRASH?! (Rever began to fight Cyrus Knightly who used Cyber Knight's blue laser swords to fight him)."
  • Worx: "..... WELL GREAT?! NOT EVEN BEFORE THE SITUATION WOULD POTAINTIONALLY NEED THE LOUGERS, AND ALREADY WE HAVE A GOOD HALF OF GOOD VILLAINS LOSING THEIR EVIL EDGE, ZIRMAGE TURNING OUT TO HAVE MAGICLY PLANTED THAT IDEA INTO TOLKATH'S HEAD, AND THE ONES WE DO HAVE LEFT ON OUR SIDE ARE ONLY PETTY CROOKS AND ROGUE SUITS, A DUO OF PSYCOS AND REVER?!"
  • Dominus: "Oh what am I, chop liver?"
  • Worx: "I actselly consider you an equil."
  • Dominus: ".... Fair enough."
  • Boss Ve Jause: "..... On second thought Dak, I think you were onto something about staying in jail."
  • Dak: "Oh NOW you think I was onto something?!"
  • Enzyme: "Focus! We need to control the Transport Ship for ourselves! We need to get to Nuke! (The Remaining Still-Villains ran for the ship controls)!"
  • ???: "NOW?! (The HA barged in with some Wardens and intersected the Remainers)."
  • Enzyme: "THE HA?! IS THIS REALLY A GOOD TIME?!"
  • Vancer: "Hey, your little drama moment earlier before surprised us too! We overheard everything in our bug's transmitter. Gotta say, Zosimo's new little toy works DAMN well!"
  • Ucasashi: What a dishonor even to the standards of the Villains Act. Perhaps this is why the fates had deemed it not their desteny to change life as they had saw fit. Trust and Paience are not well practiced virtues within them.
  • Veta: "All the more makes me appresiate that at least the HA, CAN, get their acts togather after a bad scrape."
  • Vancer: "But that doesn't mean we still can't keep you still-bads from getting away!"
  • Anklebiter: "YA WANT US?! YA BETTA PREPARE TO FIGHT?!"
  • The Still-Bads and the HA began to fight!
  • Chokera approuched Scliges' group.....
  • Scliges: "..... Please spare your scolding for our likely trial and just go ahead and arrest us."
  • Chokera: "..... Actselly..... You guys finally gave me the perfect reason to finally persue that rehabiliation center I always wanted to make with Centa. Granted, you guys still have to take trial for the escape, but, I think it might be good for you guys to be given reason to change your lives around."
  • Portacle: "Well, may as well since I'm basicly dead to my former mentor now."
  • Cacographer: "Yeeeaaaaahhhhh, the VA has started to become a dying fad anyway. I may not be able to speak for the Tiks and their group, but I think I speak for this side that we're ready to change our lives around."
  • Khimi: "Eh, I was never going anywhere with the whole congure many planets thing. All it got me was lost in a frozen region."
  • Quill Shot: "Perhaps it is time I revaluate myself once more."
  • Mystwind: "Too bad we're too controverseal to be with the HA after this."
  • Chokera: ".... Well, if you guys want, after you guys go through reabilitation, you're all welcome to become guards on Oranos. Alot of guards had retired last month and I needed to fill space."
  • Khimi: ".... Hey, I like that. I kinda don't mind to have a different reason to be in Oranos."
  • Cacographer: "Well, hey, prison's kinda like my home already, so, why not?"
  • Rooks: "Ehhh, I think it beats actselly being in the cells. Master?"
  • Serbeus: "..... I, suppose my talents would be put to better use this way."
  • Portacle: "I'm kinda half-way there anyway for the fact I find ya hot, so- D'OH! (Covers mouth)...."
  • Chokera: "..... Ohhh golly gee. (Quietly) So glad my dad isn't here right now. (Openly) We'll, be sure to talk about that, Portgas."
  • Primxus: "Well, being evil is kinda soured for me with all that Zirmage craziness, so, why not?"
  • Scliges: "..... I don't feel worthy for this, Chokera."
  • Chokera: ".... Miss Synda, consider this..... You may had lost your original family..... But you came to have made a new one."
  • Scliges thought about that and looked at the ones that stayed by her side......
  • Primxus: "..... Scliges...... I know I'm far from what your real family were like, but..... I ain't no replacement..... I'm a fresh start."
  • Scliges: "(Gives a warm smile)...... I did actselly came to believe you were hot during prison stay as well."
  • Primxus: "YES I KNEW IT?! WOOO!"
  • Dominus' voice: "I KNEW IT?! (Gets smacked) OW?!"
  • Hopstar's voice: "LET THEM HAVE THEIR MOMENT, BUG?!"
  • Primxus: "So, shall we spend our retirement from the VA watching the HA mopped the floor with the others?"
  • Scliges: "Eh, why not? Not like there's anything else to watch."
  • The HA were still fighting the remainers as Cyber Knight still fought Rever.
  • Rever: "WHY DID CORRUPTION CO EVER THOUGHT IT WAS A GOOD IDEA TO PUT AN ENEMY'S BRAIN INTO A ROBOT?!"
  • Cyber Knight: "Kinda why Tex banned the practice after he met me!"
  • Rever: "Yeah I can't blame him for that in HINDSIGHT?! (Rever kicks Cyber Knight right into the Ship's controls)...... Ohhhhh s***."
  • Miria: "..... HANG TIGHT EVERYONE, WE'RE STILL IN ORANOS' GRAVATATIONAL REACH?! WE'RE GOING BACK TO ORANOS HARD?!"
  • The Transport Ship got stuck in Oranos' gravatational pull and gets closer and closer into the planet.
  • Zirmage had came through at this point.....
  • Zirmage: "..... In hindsight, maybe getting rid of the Escape Pods wasn't that great of a move."
  • Everyone: "GEE, YA THINK?!"
  • Magnum: "Also, (Magicly disabled Zirmage) YOU'RE UNDER ARREST!"
  • The HA still continued to fight the remainers as Zosimo got to the controls as Cyber Knight went back to fight Rever!
  • Zosimo: "Hot damn, needing to fix the controls before the Ship becomes the first fire Oranos has ever seen? Could things get even more crazy?"
  • Suddenly, Spicer Jr. comes back from the Drug Dimension via a portal!
  • Spicer Jr.: "(Still in his stronger form) HELLO AGAIN, DUMB-BELLS?! I BROUGHT NEW FRIENDS?!"
  • An Army of Cigar people charged in battle crying!
  • Zosimo: "..... OH HELL NO, NOT YOU AGAIN?!"
  • Vancer: HOW?! HOW DID YOU EVEN WITH THE MAGIC FRITZ?! IN FACT, HOW'D DID HE GOT OUT THE FIRST TIME?!
  • Hawkens: "AND HE JUST BROUGHT BACK SENTIENT CIGARS?! GOOD GRIEF, AND THE LOUGERS AREN'T EVEN HERE WITH US?! USUALLY CRAZY S*** IS ASSUSIATED WITH THEM!?"
  • Miria: "Worry not about them, everyone! Fix the Controls, we'll cover you!"
  • Spicer Jr: HEY, DON'T IGNORE ME!!! (Drugged himself to get even stronger and quickly incapacitated the remnants and fought the heroes) I'LL IMPALE YOU WITH ONE OF MY THORNS!!!
  • Telthona: THEN DO IT!! (She attacked with an arm cannon blast as it just bounced off)
  • Spicer Jr: BEEN BULKING UP SINCE I INSTALLED AN ARMORY!
  • Vancer: (Fired a minigun) WHEREISIT, WHEREISIT, WHEREISIT, WHEREISIT, WHEREISIT, WHEREISIT, WHEREISIT, WHEREISIT?!
  • Spicer Jr: I'M SURE YOU CAN FIND ONE IN HELL!!! (Spikes himself up with large thorns and keeps beating them up)
  • The Transport ship got even closer to the planet as fire started to become present, the ship's system making alert noises about the re-entry process.
  • Spicer Jr. stopped apawn notcing the alert....
  • Spicer Jr.: ".... I, feel like I showed up in a bad time."
  • Miria pounced onto Spicer Jr. on the back and grabbed him by the neck!
  • Spicer Jr.: "OH S***?!"
  • Miria: "Everyone, on me!"
  • Spicer Jr: NO, NO, NONO, NO, NONONONONONO- (The Heroes Act all beat him up comically until his drugs wore off)... I think you impaled me with all my thorns!
  • Hudson: I think we might have.
  • Hopstar: "Ahhh, it's nothing a healing tank in Oranos can't fix."
  • Xandy: "Speaking of that, ZOSIMO, WHAT'S THE 86 OF THE CONTROLS?!"
  • Zosimo: "(Still fixing the controls) I'm making decent progress, but I can't promise it would be before we enter the astratisspere and we enter freefall!"
  • Miria: Astratispere? What's the Spacean goddess of atmosphere have to do wi-
  • Nanobyte: He MEANS atmosphere. Must've been hit pretty hard- (Zosimo passed out dazed with a thorn in his butt)
  • Miria:... (Sighs)
  • Clifton: I got this. (He tried to fix the controls and landed the ship safely in a planet so cold nothing could be easily seen)... There. We're saved. (The place started freezing up)
  • Chokera: Oh, yes. Except the deathly winter of Oranos.
  • Miria: EVO SUITS! (They activate them)
  • Cacographer: "Anything for us yo?!"
  • Xandy: We didn't think half of you guys'd be reforming. Also, you knew this planet was in it's winter orbit but didn't get EVO suits? Yeh, ain't no surprise Zirmage turned on yall.
  • Anklebiter: "WELL WE FIGURED WE WOULDN'T BE IN THE PLANET?!"
  • Secbeus: "I always tell everyone that it never hurts to plan ahead! Ugh, so glad I'm among the group not doing this kind of thing anymore."
  • Chokera: The fuel will be useless when it freezes. Luckily, we should have access to the best fuel out of a frozen wasteland: Methane ice.
  • Cloakblade: Ah yes, methane clathrate. Oranos IS rich in methane and ice, and by extension their crystalline combination. It is a temperature-resistant hydrocarbon fuel.
  • Chokera: BUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUT, crystals are surely buried in random places in this deep snow, so finding them will be, problematic.
  • Hudson: Well we'll have to risk it. I can provide aerial surveillance and-
  • Miria: I wouldn't try flying in this weather if I were you. The wind is too strong for that. And jetpacks are useless too because the temperatures would freeze their systems in a heartbeat.
  • Hudson: For f***'s sake! It's ALWAYS something!
  • Magnum:... (Sighs) Looks like I'll have to use up more of my magic for this.
  • Miria: No. We need to do this the old-fashioned way.
  • Vancer: SERIOUSLY, WOMAN?! WE'RE AT A LOW TIME CRUNCH AND YOU WANT TO DO THIS THE HARD WAY?!
  • Miria: IF MAGIC IS EVER GOING TO BE FIXED, IT WOULD DO WELL TO NOT WASTE ANY AMOUNT OF IT SO HAPHAZORDLY?! YOU CANNOT RELY ON MAGIC TOO MUCH!! You know this. And I thought you were done with rushing things.
  • Vancer: BY ALL MEANS, YES, BUT BUM-RUSHING OUT OF DYING IS A GOLDEN EXCEPTION TO THAT RULE?! LET'S JUST SPELL UP SOME METHANE ICE AND GET OUT OF HERE!! THIS IS NOT TRAINING!!!
  • Miami: Are we SERIOUSLY arguing with each other again after we worked so hard to be better?!
  • Vancer: I DON'T KNOW, ARE WE?! WE USE MAGIC!! Magnum? Don't listen to her, she'll just hold us up here until we freeze to death.
  • Miria: HOW DARE YOU?!
  • Vancer: My way or the highway, Lony-Face!
  • Magnum: No, she's right. I can't use magic unless I must. Until the fritz is fixed, we need to learn how to fix problems without magic. Also, Serpentos still has yet to return the jewel, so it's not like I can do it on will anywa- (She was frozen)
  • Vancer:... Hate to say I told y-
  • Aurlena: OH SHUT UP, NOBODY'S STROKING YOUR PRIDE! LET'S GO! (The Heroes Act went out digging and eventually found methane ice crystals, but once they were done collecting, the storm got worse)
  • Vancer:... Libby? Teleport us.
  • Libby: No, magic. End of story. Also even then, I've still yet to have the Orb back!
  • Vancer: Aww just our freaking lu- (He froze)
  • Aurlena: Ugh, at least he shut up. (They lift him and drag him back to the snowed in ship as all the inhabitants froze and Clifton was left to apply the methane ice and blast off the planet before he gave out, melting away the cold and unfreezing everyone)
  • Vancer: -Ck!... Ugh. We all froze. See? This is what happens when you don't wise up-
  • Mystwind: Ugh. No wonder you guys got a new leader. Ya get along about as well as Phends and Fangpos.
  • Vancer: SHUT UP! Also, WHY DIDN'T THE CRYOS HELPED US OUT?!
  • Libby: "It's a spiritual holiday today. Alot of them are still underground celebrating a holiday. Also, how would even their Matriarch know we were in trouble if otherwise was true? They rarely visit the surface reguardless."
  • Vancer:.... And then there's (Looks at Mystwind) you!  WHY DIDN'T YOU USE YOUR POWERS?!
  • Mystwind: Magic, remember? Also, my own mana is still recovering from being in an anti-magic cell, so not like I would've been any real help anyway.
  • Vancer:... You're all p*****s!
  • Scliges: "Tch, you're lucky the those of us that're retiring from villainy aren't gonna count that as representive of the HA as a whole."
  • Rooks: "All the same though, FUCK YOU TOO, PALLY BOY?!"
  • Miria: MISTER VANCER!
  • Vancer: DON'T 'MISTER VANCER' ME!! WE ALMOST DIED!!! IF YOU HAD JUST USED UP A SMUDGE MORE MAGIC, WE COULD'VE BEEN SPARED THE PAINFUL NEEDLY FEELING OF BEING FROZEN!!! THIS WAS WHY I RUSHED THINGS, TO AVOID A PAINFUL, LONG, OR SUICIDAL SITUATION!!! Miria, I'm starting to think you did this as REVENGE FOR OUR STUNT IN SABOTAGING THE LEADER INITIATIVE!!!
  • Miria:... How, DARE YOU ACCUSE ME OF SUCH A HEARTLESS ACT?! I ONLY MADE THAT ORDER TO BE CONSIDERATE ABOUT THE FRITS SITUATON, AND TO TRY AND TEACH YOU PEOPLE TO LERN INDEPENDENCE FROM MAGIC EVEN IN A TIME OF NO FRITS?!
  • Vancer: I joined the Heroes Act and became a hero in general because I loved the thrill. NOT to have agonizing near-death experiences because you just prefer to do it the hard way.
  • Miria: "YOU DO REALISE THAT AS THE GROUP MEANT TO COUNTER AGAINST THE VA OR FUTURE CASES OF POSSABLE SIMULAR CASES, THE ENTIRE JOB IN OF IT'S SELF IS ALWAYS A "NEAR-DEATH EXPERIENCE"?!"
  • Vancer: Well at least you can fight off someone trying to kill you, VS. BEING KILLED BY THE ELEMENTS?! WHY IS IT ALWAYS THE HARD WAY WITH YOU HIGHSTONES?! And I thought the postmodern lingo was weird.
  • Miria: US HIGHSTONES?! THIS IS DISCIPLINE!!! I WANTED YOU TO RELY ON MAGIC LESS THAN YOU ARE!!! NOT JUST BECAUSE OF THE FRITZ MAKING SUCH A PROSPECT DIFFICULT ANYWAY, BUT OVER-RELIENCE ON IT CAN BE DANGERIOUS?! IT MAKES YOU FORGET HOW TO RELY ON OTHER METHODS, AND THAT'S JUST THE LEAST WORSE CASE SCENARIO?!
  • Vancer: Oh you'd like to prove that, wouldn't you? As far as I'm concerned, you still hate us and physically punish us with things like this just to teach us a lesson.
  • Oribem: Well, this got needlessly dramatic.
  • Baron Huxley: "I'm actselly looking forword to go back to my cell."
  • Khimi: "Ugh, the sooner me and Sclige and her siders get to the Reabiliation Center, the better."
  • Magnum: Calm yourself, Vancer. She was just teaching us to-
  • Vancer: CAN IT, BUG!!! I DON'T NEED YOU BEING A TEACHER'S PET AND PARROT LONY-FACE'S WORDS?!
  • Magnum: (Gasps comically) VANCE!
  • Miria: YOU INSOLENT FOOL! (Kicks him way harder in the crotch)!
  • Still Evill Villains: "OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH?!"
  • Retired Villains: "OHHHHHHHHHHHHHH?!"
  • Spicer Jr.: "WHAT THE GODS?!"
  • Wardens: "OHHHHHHHH?!"
  • Cigar People: "OHHHHHHHHHHHHHH?!
  • Chokera: "GOODNESS?!"
  • Vancer: AAAAAHAAAOUCH... I... I THINK YOU DESTROYED MY BALLS!!! Y-Y-YOU JUST NEUTERED ME!!!
  • Miria: They can be healed in a healing tank. Until then, let that be a lesson to NEVER, EVER, cross me like that, AGAIN!! I do NOT like being accused of such baseless acts out of nowhere. Such an act has DESTROYED civilizations in the past. So consider this your last and only warning: if we have a situation like this again, you WILL take another trip in the healing tank! (Smacks him down and leaves, shocking everyone) And that's assuming if that's the worse that'll happen!
  • Anklebiter: "Welp, their rut came back with a vengence."
  • Telthona:...... Yeah, V, I have to agree... THAT WAS UNCALLED FOR!
  • Veta: What were you thinking?
  • Vancer: WELL EXCUSE ME, I ALMOST DIED!!!
  • Hopstar: That's no excuse, Vance, what you said was very uncalled for!
  • Nanobyte: Yeah. You pretty much asked to get your ovals pulverized.
  • Tyberious Jr.: No doubt about it.
  • Vancer: I HAVE A GIRLFRIEND WHO LOVES'EM!!!
  • Hopstar: You should've thought of that before you threw a harsh accusation on Miria.
  • Baron Huxley: I may have done a lot of harsh things in the past, but even for me, that was too far.
  • Chokera: "Ahem! Both retired and still evil prisoners, I don't think this is any of our business, so, Retireds, come with me, un-retires, you'll be escourted back in your cells. That goes double for you, Spicer Jr. Also, uh, Cigar People, please come with me and we'll work on transporting you all back to your native dimension."
  • The Wardens cuffed up the unretired Villains while the retired followed Chokera.
  • Hopstar: Ahem... You have a lot of explaining to do to Maverick for this.
  • Vancer: I'M SORRY, OKAY?! YOU KNOW I GET FRUSTRATED AND ANGRY WHEN I COME BACK FROM THE BRINK OF DEATH!!! We could've avoided this nonsense and the painful cold if we had JUST USED MAGIC!!
  • Magnum: WE CAN'T USE MAGIC ALL THE TIME, VANCE!! The Fritz has already strained us, so we're sticking without it until the Fritz is fixed, and that's that. Also, even then, both me and Libby are contemporarly without magic with the absince of the jewel and the orb, so it's not like-
  • Vancer: THEN MAYBE YOU AND THE OTHERS DON'T DESERVE MAGIC IF YOU AREN'T GOING TO USE IT PRACTICALLY!!!
  • Stunned silence.....
  • Nanobyte: "...... Ho, Lee, She, It, dude."
  • Magnum:...... Vancer, how could you say that?
  • Vancer: Just calling it like it is. Magic is dying anyway, so MAYBE, JUST MAYBE, it's dying because you just don't respect it's gifts. Maybe people are too stupid to deserve such power. This is no exception. Maybe the Fritz is Thaumablehbleh or whatever his name was, as mentioned by those nutcases that believe in Outer Gods, punishing us for taking magic for granted.... Maybe you should think about that for a while because frankly, the multiverse does't give a f*** about how you use it. (Leaves)
  • Portacle: (Was the last one leaving)... Are you guys ALWAYS this dramatic? (Chokera ushered Portacle to leave quicker) Okay okay, no need to rush me, I am one of the retired bad guys after all.
  • Hudson: "..... Awwww man, Veta, we just got out of this rut, and now Vancer bum-rushed us back into it."
  • Veta: "Well, Miria, admitingly, didn't really help with that temper of hers."
  • Nanobyte: "Don't worry, we just need to get Zosimo sing us into another song and dance number! (He was still unconjustus)....... Crap."

Hero Hive.

  • Maverick: "(Was seen talking with the Holograms of the Grand Councilers) You have my assurence, good Councilers, that the HA will have the Oranos Break-Out taken cared of in a jiffy. They are operating, like a well-oiled machine."
  • Machine doors were forced open as an angry Miria stomps in, surprising the meeting.
  • Miria: "I'LL BE BACK IN THE TRAINING ROOM, NO CALLS?! NO EXCEPTIONS?! (Storms off)....."
  • Jling: "..... Well that didn't take long for the rut to come back."
  • Maverick: "(Nerviously laughs), Don't, over-analise that, maybe Miria likes to loudly announce a private training sess-"
  • Vancer: "(Walking by) If anyone needs me, I'm gonna grab some guns and go out and beat up street thugs, cause I need SOMEtTHING TO SHOOT WITH STUN LASERS AT THE MOMENT?! (Storms off)."
  • Maverick: ".... Duh, I, duh, maybe Vance is worried about taking too long to see his girlfriend, again?"
  • Xandy: "(Magnum was seen angerly buzzing as Xandy kept up with her) Magnum, calm down, you heard worse insults before, what makes Vancer different?"
  • Magnum: "(Angerly turns to Xandy) VILLAINS AND ENEMIES ARE ONE THING, XANDRA?! FRIENDS AND ALLIES ARE ANOTHER?!"
  • Xandy: "..... Wow. I, I know Hymens were infamous for their temper, but, this is EARNESTLY the first time I seen you THIS angry?! You're usually, very docile for your spieces!"
  • Magnum: "THAT WAS NEVER TO SUGGEST I HAD FEELINGS BEYOND DOCILENESS?! AND I DID HAD A TIME WHEN I WAS THIS ANGRY?! IT WAS WHEN I FOUND OUT SERPENTOS COULDN'T JOIN BECAUSE POLITICS?! HER IDIOTIC COUNCILERS FORCED HER TO STAY EMPRESS AND CLEAN UP HER PEOPLE'S KINGDOM WHEN SHE PERFECTLY OFFERED TO FIND A WORTHY SUITER WHO WOULD'VE JUST AS MUCH DONE THAT ANYWAY?!"
  • Xandy: "Hey, she still comes out to help us out, time to time."
  • Magnum: "IN THE EARLY DAYS YOU MEAN?! HE'S BEEN NOTICINGLY ABSINT SINCE?!"
  • Xandy: "Well, that's because she got more active in helping her people in a good while now. You never had a problem with this before."
  • Magnum: "BECAUSE AT LEAST I HAD YOU AND MY FRIENDS ON MY SIDE?! BUT THE ONE THING THAT ALWAYS MAKES ME ANGIER THEN A C-REX WITH A HERNIA, IS LOSING A FRIEND?! My people, are HIGHLY social insects?!"
  • Xandy: "I mean, you barely even interacted with Serpentos that much, so-"
  • Magnum: "Maybe not while during the Xerxes thing, but.... I came to know her better during the off times of it! She and I bonded. We were both royal bloods, something I haven't shared with anyone since Ztingerilla. Speaking of which, being sperated from her in that war, wasn't, all that great......"
  • Xandy: ".... Well, you got Ztingerlilla back though, so-"
  • Magnum: "But she too has to contend with political matters in rebuilding the Sceetrazoids' civilisation! Been that way ever since her crazy mother died! I barely even see her anymore! Serpentos was, a niche that was filled..... AND I TOO LOSE THAT TO POLITICS?! AND NOW, VANCER HATES ME, BECAUSE I DARED AGREE WITH MIRIA ON SOMETHING?!"
  • Xandy: "Okay, sure, maybe Miria picked abit of a bad time to try and teach us to be independent of magic, but there was also the Fritz! It probuly wouldn't work anyway!"
  • Magnum: "I KNOW THAT, XANDRA?! BUT AT THE SAME TIME?!..... WELL, I DON'T WANNA SAY MIRIA WAS WRONG, BUT..... MAYBE SHE SHOULD'VE ALLOWED AN EXCEPTION TO THE RULE?!"
  • Xandy: "Oh please don't tell me your taking that last thing Vancer ranted about seriously. He didn't even got the Cosmic Entity's name right!"
  • Magnum: "BY ALL MEANS, NO?! THAUMORPHEUS WAS A BENVOLENT FORCE, HE WOULD NEVER BE SO PETTY ABOUT HIS GIFT BEING UNDERUTILISED, ELSE WE WOULD'VE LOST MAGIC AGES AGO CAUSE OF NOT EVERY WORLD USING OR EVEN KNOWING WHAT MAGIC IS OTHER THEN THE ASSUMTION OF IT BEING FICTUITUS?! IT'S JUST, THE ADDED DISRESPECT TO SUCH A BENVOLENT FORCE, EVEN IF OUT OF LACK OF INTEREST TO THE OUTER GOD PATHEON, ALSO MAKES ME WANT TO HATE HIM FOR THAT IGNORENCE?! BUT I ALSO UNDERSTAND THAT HE WAS ONLY HAVING A NORMAL REACTION TO JUST NEARLY HAVE DIED, SO IT WASN'T LIKE THE IMPUDENCE OF HIS WORDS WAS JUST FOR THE SAKE OF IT?! I AM SO RILED UP THAT, THAT, (Looks at the HA Lamp)..... (Charges at it and breaks it with her fist) GRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH?!"
  • Xandy: "HOLY CRAP, RAMPAGING EMOTIONALLY HURT HYMEN?! INTERVENTION TIME?! (Charges at Magnum and pounces on her, as Magnum struggled to get her off as the two began to wreasle and crash into HA stuff, as the other HA heroes showed up and looked in surprise and shock of what they are seeing!) YA GUYS MAY WANNA STAY BACK, MAGNUM'S AT A SUPER-BAD MOOD RIGHT NOW?! THERE'S NEVER NOTHING MORE DANGERIOUS IN CARBUNGIA THEN AN EMOTIONALLY DISTRESSED HYMEN?!"
  • Clifton: "WHAT THE FUCK?!"
  • Hudson: "We gotta calm her down!"
  • Xandy: "HYMENS REALLY LOVE SUGER, IT'S LITTERALLY THEIR COMFORT FOOD?!"
  • Aurlena: "Quick! To the Vending Machine in the Cafeteria!"
  • The Group ran off as Xandy and Magnum continued to fight it out, objects and funriture getting destroyed in the process as Maverick and the Councilers stare in utter bewilderment.
  • Nytrox, and Peepers and Jeepers were seen hiding from the sight of the display, as even Zoom was hiding with them.
  • Hudson came back with a candy bar!
  • Hudson: "I BROUGHT GRUSA CHOCOLATE, MAGNUM'S FAVERITE?! (Tosses it in Xandy's direction, who grabbed it and ripped the wrapper apart and shoved the bar down Magnum's mouth!)"
  • Xandy: "Okay Magnum, Chew, chew, chew, (Makes Magnum chew on the chocolate as she was calming down), ANNNNNND, Swallow. (Makes Magnum swallow the chocolate)..... There..... All better....."
  • Magnum started to wimper and cry......
  • Xandy: "It's okay, Mags, it's okay.  Shhh, shh, Auntie Xandy's here."
  • Magnum: "(Kinda wimpery) I'm several years older then you."
  • Xandy: "It's okay, it's okay.... Look, you wanna see Serpentos?"
  • Magnum: "..... (Sniffles). Yes, I, I would like that."
  • Xandy: "Okay, we'll take a trip back to Carbungia and go see Serpentos, okay?"
  • Magnum: "(Sobs), Okay."
  • Xandy: "(Sighs)..... We'll, be back after a few, erm, whenever Magnum calms down. (Picks Magnum up and starts leaving with her)."
  • Warson: "..... Maverick?"
  • Maverick: "(Gulps)..... Yes, Councilers?"
  • Warson: "..... Fix, this, now."
  • The Counciler Holograms vanished off.....
  • Nanobyte: "Oh crap, I just realised that Maverick was talking with the Councilers......"
  • Ucasashi: "Hi-yaaaaaaaaaa. That would've been a nice warning to be given to earlier, Byte!"
  • Maverick: "(Monte voice) YOU, FUCKIN' IDIOTS?!"
  • Ruther: "Uh oh..... I think Maverick's old Warbothian ways are kicking back in."
  • Hudson: "He also had a spontanious voice change."
  • Maverick: "(Montie voice) Oh, duh.... Okay, I confess.... I don't actselly have a Usabothian Accent, I just use it to sound fancy to political figure types, or general public. Cause, come on, ya wouldn't think 'bout a rich guy without sounding like he's from Usaboth, right?"
  • Tollund: "...... I, guess that makes sense."
  • The rest of the HA relucently agree.
  • Maverick: "Good, now we are never talking about it again. Now, back on topic. You clowns REALLY embarrised yourselves in front of me, AND our bosses! We need to make ourselves RUT-proof! Now..... Tell me, exactly, WHAT THE FRICK HAPPENED?!"

Vance's room.

  • Vance was loading up his weapon.
  • Vance: "Ya know, those thugs are lucky all I'm gonna do is stun them. I am in a VERY pissy mood right now?! REAL PISSY!? I can never be topped on how pissed a person can be!"
  • ???: "I can take that bet."
  • Vance was surprised and looked to see Maverick.
  • Maverick: "(Monte Voice) Cause I'm madder then a moody teenage Yateron!"
  • Vance: "..... Uh, Mr. Gills, what up with the voice?"
  • Maverick: "The Usaboth voice was for swaying poliitcal folks. Usually I'd keep up the act of being the nice sofisicated guy, but I've been forced out of it cause YOU, being a dumbass?! (Grabs Vance by the neck with his cane as he gags!) There's gonna have to be some shaping up around here!"

Training Room.

  • Miria was seen fighting down simulated Starbots!
  • Miria: "(Breaks a Skelebot in half, then breaks an Alpha Manbeetle's arm off, then broke off the wings of a Jetpack Commander!) GRAAAAAAAAAAAAH!? (The Simulation suddenly shuts off)...... I SAID NO CALLS- (Saw Maverick entering in)...... Oh, Maverick. (Does a Knightly Kneel) My ledge."
  • Maverick: "(Monte voice) Ahhhh, take it easy with the medevil crap, we're in modern times."
  • Miria was surprised by the voice.....
  • Miria: "..... What, happened to your voice?"
  • Maverick: "It was just a fancy front to impress burocrates. Now focus over here, huh? I was told about the Vancer thing, and uh..... I wanna say you made the right call about not relying on magic."
  • Miria: "...... Thank you sir. That means so much to me."
  • Maverick: "That's why I made an exsample of Vance and put the stupid shmuck on kitchen duty. He'll think twice about whining on about nearly DYING in an occupational hazord business like heroing!"
  • Miria: "A typical Warbothian punishment tactic, huh? Abit traditional, but, effective."
  • Maverick: "Oh, that's not even gonna be the greatest indigity..... Miria, you, are being pro-moted to being MY second in command!"
  • Miria was surprised......
  • Miria: "..... You..... You deemed me worthy to be your better?"
  • Maverick: "Well, it's a pro-mo with a reason. See, what I learn in Warboth can only be able to go so dang far with them. As uh, my number-2, you can get to do those plans to whip the HA into shape as if you got to be the numero uno around here."
  • Miria: "You would, approve of me to reshape the HA, sir?"
  • Maverick: "Well, yes. We need to make them rut proof, after all. Espeically after Xandy and Magnum ended up having a free wreseling match infront of the Grand Councilers, and now I'm expected to get their shit back togather. I'll be frank, I need your help here, Miria."
  • Miria: "...... (Kneels again) It'll be my honor, Maverick."
  • Maverick: "Alright, good.... That said so.... I do uh, have alot of suggestions on how we can be able to fix the HA even more then what you had planned. We're gonna need to be extra tough on them to avoid looking like the leader initive meant jackshit to this problem. Don't be afraid to be even MORE aggressive then you are already, Miria. Don't be afraid to step on people's toes. Be like a Warbothian drill sargenet, make them be obedient to even the craziest of your demands, break their spirits and make them into real fighters!"
  • Miria: "Oh most certainly! I meant on re-shaping the HA to be proper soldiers, and I am STICKING to that plan! (Walks off)."
  • Maverick snickered wickedly and quietly.

Some time later.

  • Xandy came back.
  • Xandy: "Guys, I'm back. Magnum's gonna stay with Serpentos for alot of theraputic emotional healing, so, she'll come back after awhile. Now we need to think about what we're going to do about Vance- (Say the HA Members doing cosntint exhausting push-ups)..... What the, how in..... WHAT EXACTLY DID I MISSED?!"
  • Miria: "(Appears) Ahh, Sea Squirl. I take it you have made yourself less absint now."
  • Xandy: "Uh, yes. I kinda had to take Magnum to Serpentos, cause she was not emotionally stable at the moment."
  • Miria: "Evidently so. So I trust you need to be caught up with what happened in your absince?"
  • Xandy: "Well yeah! Why are the HA made to do push-ups?"
  • Miria: "Vancer has broken the Inversaur's back. Maverick is now forced to have to reshape the HA into being free of these "Ruts" that prevent productivity and efficentcy. He even made me second in command."
  • Xandy: "Yikes?! He's acting as if we embarrisied him in front of the Grand Councilers!"
  • Miria: "You kinda did. When you were fighting Magnum in front of Maverick's meeting."
  • Xandy: ".... Where's Vancer? I'm gonna make his stupid tailed-butt apologise to you about all this!"
  • Miria: "No need. He's already being put to kitchen duty under Maverick's orders."
  • Xandy: "KITCHEN DUTY?!"

Cafeteria.

  • Vance was seen peeling Auuian Potatos.
  • Vance: "(Quietly) Nice going Vance. Ya desided to get a wee bit to angry even when it was approbeate, AND SUDDENLY THE HERO HIVE TURNS INTO A WARBOTHIAN FACILITY?! Now Maverick has gone Warbothian Mode and turned exactly what I thought he was gonna be! Worse! He made Miria second in command?! Now I get what my uncle Bob-Lob meant that it's never a good idea to speak your opinions!"
  • ???: "Oh, you think you got the raw deal? (Xandy angerly came forth) I came back from dropping off Magnum to be soothed down by Serpentos, AND I FIND THIS?!"
  • Vance: "Xandy, believe me, if I knew about Magnum having issues with losing friends, I wouldn't've dragged Thumpula into this."
  • Xandy: "IT'S THAUMORPHEUS, VANCE?! I ain't that good with cosmic forces stuff neither, but I know the name well enough! Heck, when I was on that mission related to Saetha, I actselly saw Thaum for myself!"
  • Vance: "More likely a weird dimentional creature of the same cowinidental name."
  • Xandy: "..... Fair point, the Thaum we're talking about is radically different. BUT THAT'S BESIDES THE POINT?! Vance, you bum-rushed us into another rut, the kind that forced the Grand Councilers to make Maverick tough on us! Miria was even made second in command!"
  • Vance: "WELL SORRY FOR ONLY HAVING THE REALISTIC REACTION TO NEARLY HAVE DIED?!"
  • Xandy: "WE HAD PLENTLY OF OTHER TIMES WHERE WE ALMOST DIED, AND YOU NEVER FLIPPED OUT THEN?!"
  • Vance: "....... Okay, maybe I was asking abit too much for asking for a magical short-cut from a situation we could've easily dodged otherwise. I get it, the Fritz would've made that fall flat on it's face anyway, I'm not an idiot. It's just..... I don't know, I just worried that the next time my girl was gonna see me, is at my funeral as my coffin is a refridgerator! I was mostly thinking about her, ya know?"
  • Xandy: "Well getting upset that Miria said different wasn't gonna help!"
  • Vance: "I know, I know, learned that the HARD way. (Sighs)..... Maybe the Millipede thing screwed me up even harder then I thought. Espeically the part how Tranze was prevented from being an instint help for us and how we were forced on a crazy scavinger hunt for one of Samantha's Elder bosses just to FINALLY get to someone who already just about did what he wanted to do! I'm afraid, of being away from my girl too much, I'm afraid of having her parents think I'm more into being a hero then being with my girl, I'm afraid of never being around for my family sometime down the line, I'm afraid of never finding balence between being a hero and being a family man!"
  • Xandy: "...... Vance...... Does your girlfriend understand your HA place?"
  • Vance: "..... Yes?"
  • Xandy: "Well, if it's good enough for her, it should be good enough for her parents. It's not exactly the best ever kept secret that the HA is heavy maintainence stuff. Keeping villains from screwing up everything is not exactly a pencel-pusher task. I can safely guess another reason why you're here other then an adrendelene rush.... Keeping villains, VA or otherwise, from going after the very people you love to begin with.... Isn't that way you're here to begin with? To keep the Universes a better place for all people? Your girlfriend included?"
  • Vance: "...... Well...... Yeah...... It's, the major reason above even what I said about looking for thrills. I mean, don't get me wrong, going on missions is a real sweet rush, but...... The fact I am doing it to keep my gal save from whatever doughe villain wants to say they're entitled to fuck up the universe as they please, it, it helps me put up with all the times I had to put up with the not so charming parts about missions. I would put up with political BS, ungrateful athuroity figures, UIS tirades, people being stupid, needlessly complicated crud, EVEN THE RISK OF DEATH ITSELF, if it meant that at least it is helping making the Universes a less terrorfying place for whenever it'll be time for me and my girl to make kids and have them born into this realm. Ok, so maybe I get abit too entitled to have things go as smoothly as possable and not have to be subugated to things beyond what I'm willing to tolerate! Fine! I should expect missions to take EXHAUSTINGLY forever and that Magic can't slove everything even when it TECNECALLY DOES 99% OF THE TIME?! I don't have that much issue with that! Is what I DON'T expect that has me up at night, worried about my girl and the future I want to have with her! I fear being deemed a bad choice in her eyes! Okay?! I'm afraid that if I don't give her enough time, cause of a mission being too long or I got dragged into political brohaha and hooplas, OR EVEN JUST DEATH, I'm afraid that I'm gonna lose her!"
  • Xandy: "....... As Ucasashi said. Fer as long as your girl knows that this is what you have to do, then not even she or her parents can stop you..... Well, short of having political sway on the Grand Councilers. Even the sternest of HA critics have to make peace with that, it's us or nothing."
  • Vance: "..... (Vance smiles)...... You're right Xands. The time of Vance the social-life crisiser is over. I'm done with bum-rushing things, cold-poulkey, even at the very dangerious scenarios unless I am ENSURED they are avoidable and aren't excused by things like the Fritz or other magic-crippling inconvinences. Most of all, I am done about complaining about things not going up to plan.... Tch, especially if they end up in situations where I'm made to peel Cotaxos."
  • Xandy laughed.
  • Xandy: "Now THAT'S the Vancer I came to know!"
  • Vancer: "This being said though..... We still need to get out of this current situation, and fast."
  • Xandy: "No problem, I'll just talk with Maverick."
  • Vancer: "I need to warn ya though, Xandy. Mav's different now. He now speaks like a tough guy from a rough side of town, and his Warbothian training REALLY started to kick-in."
  • Xandy: "Wait, the Usabothian accent was fake?"
  • Vance: "Turned out he only used it to sound sofisicated in front of folks like the Grand Councilers."
  • Xandy: "(Gets understandingly suspitious)..... An odd thing for him to do, but.... Still, I do have to talk to him. Sure he may have gotten intenser now, but, I'm sure he's still reasonable."

Maverick's office.

  • Maverick was found conked out, as he then returned to normal.
  • Maverick: "(His voice now) BLBLBLBLBLBLBL! Oh, must've had another mental conk-out again. What happened? (Rememebers what happened early)..... Ohhhhhhhh. Right. I was embarised in front of the Grand Councilers. No problem, nothing a good ol' fastioned talking to wouldn't fix. (Xandy entered) Ahhh, Miss Xandra. Do come in."
  • Xandy: "Sir, ya don't need to do the Usabothian act on me, I know about how it's not your real voice."
  • Maverick became earnestly confused.
  • Xandy: "Anyway, I'm here about how you made Miria second in command and on how you just let her treat the HA like an army."
  • Maverick was horrorfived of this revelation.
  • Maverick: "WHAT?! I, I don't remember doing that at all! (Xandy was confused by that)! How long was I conked out?!"
  • Xandy: "Conked out?"
  • Maverick: "..... Oh, sorry.... It's uh, abit of a condiction I came to have suffered since..... A Fateful insodent. Sometimes at random iniables or when I am stressed out enough, I simply conked out for a few moments and go completely into auto-drive. Sort've like, advanced sleep-walking."
  • Xandy: "Oh, well, I think it must've made you go into Warbothian Millaterry mode and, ya unknowingly made Miria your second in command."
  • Maverick: "Oh dear.... It would break her heart if I had to explain to her that I may had not been myself when I gave her the promotion. You came to be closer to her. Can do, break the bad news for me?"
  • Xandy: "I don't know. Last time she was mad at me, I only finally came close her when we got stranded on a new planet we discovered in that fancy "New System" place and got held hostaged by a psyco king and some Gladiozonts. It might be difficult to explain what really happen."
  • Maverick: "Please Xandra, my standing is on the line. I need for you to explain to me that I was on auto-pilot when I conked out. I wasn't myself. If I had to go talk to them myself about it, they'll never take me seriously again."
  • Xandy: "..... Okay, I'll, try to explain what happen. But fair warning, I will give you a piece of my mind if Miria neuters me cause she didn't liked what she heard, okay?"
  • Maverick: "Ohhh, thank you Xandra, you are such a good sea squirl."
  • Xandy: "Oh, and uh, get Vance out of kitchen duty. I talked with him, and, he's gonna ease up on wanting to bum-rush things from here on out, even in the really serious stuff unless he's SURE there's opitions. Turns out, he was only having a social-love-life crisis about worrying about being with his girlfriend."
  • Maverick: "Ah yes. Mainly because he's likely only there cause I was basicly on auto-pilot. You keep the others busy, and I'll cover Vance, okay?"
  • Xandy: Great. (She leaves)... There's still something funny 'bout this. I can feel it in my bones. If he has this conk-out disorder, why didn't he specify it in his résumé? The only reason he wouldn't is if he-.... Oh no.... I might have to talk to Miria and the others about this.

Later...

  • Miria/Vancer: CONKED OUT?!
  • Xandy: That's what he said, yes.
  • Miria: Ugh. This is typical of you. Maverick has always been full of surprises, but he's NEVER done something like this. Xandra, how can you say such lies?
  • Xandy: I'M TELLING THE TRUTH!! Also, I need to say that Maverick has been a little off. He never specified this conking out on his résumé. I suspect he purposely left it out, because he's evil.
  • Miria:... HOW DARE YOU SAY SUCH ATROCIOUS WORDS?!?
  • Xandy: "Okay, abit too extreme, I admit, but at the least, I am willing to believe he also doesn't want this conk-out to effect his ability to get to lead us, or he made the resume Pre-Conk-Out mentality or while UNDER the conk-out. At the least, if not evil, I worry that Maverick might not be mentally healthy for this kind of work."
  • Hudson: Yes, I have to admit, if he was evil or at the least isn't all that well-screwed in the head, why would he be helping us and doing his job so well? Does that sound like someone evil and/or not mentally well?
  • Xandy: Not unless it's either an act, or Maverick can't really control himself. Which either way, I'm sad to say he's not fit for leadership either way. What if he has a conk-out on a worse time? He could end up being a danger to us or even himself without even realising it, never mind innosent folks. While agree the evil statement is extreme, I do believe that at the least SOMETHING is wrong with Maverick.
  • Miria: You dare underestimate him? The entire time we've had him, he was completely legitimate. I can sense evil. And nothing in him shows he was.
  • Xandy: Maybe not Maverick himself, but maybe he becomes an entire different person when he conks out, also, there's still the fritz, so maybe that sense ability may not be working at optimal levels! (Miria scoffed scepticly as the other HA members muttered unsure) COME ON, YOU GUYS KNOW ME, WHY WOULD I EVER LIE TO YOU?!
  • Miria: I don't know, you tell us. You did attempted to lie out of ever attempting to rig Maverick's election to begin with, and now you dare bare buyer's remorse, because Maverick potaintionly might have something wrong with him? Keep in mind that he was a soldier of Warboth. This conk-out could be post-trumatic stress of witnessing the horrors of war, he might not have any control. Does it need to be addressed? Yes, but I wouldn't call mental illness evil, you double-standerd rodent, considering your own scars.
  • Xandy: AGAIN, IT MAY NOT NESSERSARLY BE MAVERICK HIMSELF, BUT HE MIGHT HAVE A PERSONA WORSE THEN HIM AND-... UGH, FINE! If you idiots won't believe me, why don't you see for yourself?

Outside Maverick's Office

  • Xandy: WHAT?!
  • Miami: He told us himself. It was yet another conk out. They tend to screw up his memories. Now, we agree that this needs to be addressed, but.... We just need to be patient with him.
  • Vancer: "Well, like Miria said, what he has could just be Post-Trumatic Stress stuff. He IS a Warboth guy afterall. That planet almost has wars as common as even the Terrorist Factory Iallog. Likely got triggered after the Grand Councilers got miffed at him about us being in another stupid rut. Though honestly, you being quick to turn on him, is not exactly doing us favors."
  • Xandy:... I, I don't understand! How could he, I, it makes no sense!
  • Miria: Don't pretend you are innocent. This is all just payback on me for calling out that rig and for a measly rough first impression. I thought you had learned. Did our encounter with the King of Kills mean nothing to you?
  • Xandy: I SWEAR TO GODS, I THOUGHT HE WAS SOUNDING TOO PECULIAR!!!
  • Miria: Xandy, you have disgraced us for these lies. You made me believe my promotion was a hoax.
  • Ucasashi: I have to agree. Such a dishonor.
  • Hopstar: "Look, ya did good bringing the conk-out to our attention, but the exicution got mighty sloppy."
  • Veta: "We will look into getting that looked at, but you didn't had to make Maverick out like he was a demon in angel robes about it! Maybe he's embarrised by the conk-outs or was under it when he made the resume, so it could be why he omitted that part! He's clearly ashamed of it if he doesn't want this known as early as when he was choosen for the Initive. He must be feeling very uncomfertable having to explain it to us just now."
  • Miria: You are officially on kitchen duty with Vancer as of now!
  • Xandy: YOU, I, WHAT THE HELL?!
  • Hudson: Xandy, you had me worried sick!! I litterally almost lost Veta as a friend for that stunt I was made to get involved with to even HAVE Maverick as leader, and now you're backing out on him cause of an albeit understandable concern of his mental health? Look, I get that Maverick should've been more honest, but what if he's afraid the Grand Councilers will backtrack on his over-all membership if not just the leadership if they realised from the start he has conk-outs? They'll be afraid that he might not be reliable and we'll have to go back to Contemporary Leadership again until Calixto makes ANOTHER Leader Initive plan!
  • Xandy: "Look, believe me, I don't want to have Maverick removed from the HA, I respected the guy for his accomplishments, but, I'm worried that he may have a side of him he might be losing control of, and it could hurt all of us, even you."
  • Hudson: And I understand that, but we will address this smartly, and without alarming the Councilers! It wouldn't help Maverick to confirm his likely fears that his conk-outs will make everyone afraid and unwilling to trust him... Like it clearly did with you.... (Sighs)... All parts of me hate myself for what I'm going to say next, but, this is just unacceptable..... We're through.
  • Xandy: (Shocked as they left, and got angry, bursting into Maverick's office) MAVERICK!
  • Maverick: Whoa, now, take it easy, Xandra, I know what I overheard was shocking, but-
  • Xandy: But nothing!! You lied to them!! I KNOW you did!
  • Maverick: LIED?! Miss Xandra, how dare you accuse me of being dishonorable? I am the leader of the Heroes Act!
  • Xandy: Oh, ARE YOU?!...
  • Maverick:... I don't wish to further have you dispise me.... But I am forced to defend my honor.

Waste Disposal Room

  • Xandy: (Was working on waste disposal duty) Well, GREAT! I get into a misunderstanding, I lose my boyfriend, and I get stuck in waste disposal duty!! WAY TO HELP VANCER, XANDY, YOU SUCKED HARDER THAN A SUCKFISH!!! (Sighs)..... Now, calm down, girl, maybe the conk-outs are messing with his head and he doesn't even know what he's saying anymore. But it also only further confirms that Maverick may not have what it takes to be leader by virtue of the conk-outs alone! Maybe I'm off on the evil thing, but something IS wrong with Maverick. I know my friends say they'll want to have it addressed smartly, but, what if this isn't something easily fixed? I got to get to the Grand Councilers. Though it might mean Maverick will be removed from the HA..... (Sighs toughening up).... It's for his own good as it is the HA's. (Takes the time to remove the garbage first, then walks off)

Hallway

  • Xandy was seen cautiously sneaking about in the hallway, being as careful as possable, then she heard chatter and quickly got inside the trashcan.
  • Ruther was seen talking with Professor Abberant.
  • Ruther: "-And that's the whole thing, Professor. Maverick, may have a Conk-Out problem."
  • Professor Abberant: "Hmm. A concerning defelupment indeed. Though I'm afraid I'm only a sciencetist, not a theropist. I'm not equipped to help with that."
  • Ruther: "Well maybe not like that, but.... Can't you like, make a genetic serum that could cure the conk-outs?"
  • Professor Abberant: "You mean like medication? Well that's different. I suppose I could make Maverick a special medicine designed to treat his complicated conk-outs. Granted, I'll have to work closely with Chell since she is the medical expert."
  • Ruther: "Thanks Professor. You always have my back in these sort of things."
  • Professor Abberant: "Well I think the fact I held you in my private sancutary was already a strong indication of that, along side that you returned that favor by helping me prove Cerwin's Mutantion. (The two walked off, as Xandy waited for the duo to be out of ear-shot to try and get out, only to hurt another conversation and got back in)."
  • It was Tyberious Jr. and Nerdus walking forword.
  • Tyberious Jr.: "-And that's all she wrote."
  • Nerdus: "An unfortunate revelation, but, I'm not exactly a theopist, cousin. I'm uh, more of a robotics guy."
  • Tyberious Jr.: "Well, I was wondering if, you could make a kind of devince that could, help keep that in check."
  • Nerdus: "I object to shock-theropy, FYI."
  • Tyberious Jr.: "Me too, me too, glad we got that out there. I'm thinking more like, a mentality regulator."
  • Nerdus: "Oh, you mean like what they have in some asylums, the exspearimental Brain-Massage probes, right?"
  • Tyberious Jr.: "Do you think maybe those could help with Maverick's conk-outs?"
  • Nerdus: "Well, that largely depends if the others have other ideas."
  • Tyberious Jr.: "Well Ruther is talking with the professor about making some meds, but, I'm talking something more last resort, in an event the conk-out is getting serious."
  • Nerdus: "Oh yeah, good call on that. Also, I always wanted to try to make Brain-Massage probes. It might be helpful to help us deal with brain-damage or other brain issues."
  • Tyberious Jr: "Exactly, cause, while I'm still iffy about Xandy's wild throey, I also don't want to be caught in a bind where Maverick forgets about me and forgot about the Tibellas changing for the better. There's nothing more dangerious then having to fight a soldier in a PTSD deludsion. I mean, have you saw how well he fought off that cursed toy guy from the review videos?"
  • Nerdus: "Oh yeah, for a guy starting to lose his prime, he's still good at what he does. I'll get to work on the probes with W.A.I.F.U. at my earliest time in the lab."
  • Tyberious Jr.: "Thanks cous, you're a life saver."
  • Nerdus: "That's kinda normally your thing. I just provide the support. (The duo left still having a conversation)."
  • Xandy finally felt confident to get out, only to have to go back in groaning apawn hearing ANOTHER conversation.
  • Clifton was seen talking to Samantha via a Hologram call on his wrist..
  • Clifton: "And that's the gist."
  • Samantha: "I see. You realise alchourse that Maverick withholding that kind of infomation is rather against protocal. The Council don't like unexpected surprises based on something not being informed off in resumes."
  • Clifton: "Don't worry, we're already having this addressed without getting the Councilers involved. I'm, hoping if you could recimend any Magilo Users very good at treating mental illness?"
  • Samantha: "Well, the one most good is Morpsmus, mental spells are always his thing, but like all of the other elders, he's hard at work investigating the fritz. I may had been lucky to talk Occoypse to help out with Bygonius, but only because Bygonius' past attack was a serious enough issue. The Elders are hard at work opening communications with Thaumorpheus to seek his audience. They're still abit off, but they're getting close, and need to maintain as much focus as possable. And all students have to help to, so, not like any of Morpsmus's deciples and/or students and protoshays could be of quick help as well."
  • Clifton: "Okay, well, could you at least like, send a Magelio potion to help?"
  • Samantha: "All the potion makers are helping to. (Clifton groaned frustraightedlty)..... Look, I'm sure you can trust that the others are already offering ways to help Maverick without magic to deal with the conk-outs."
  • Clifton: "Well, yeah, just giving him meds and brain probes. Ugh, this fritz is a pain."
  • Samantha: "Kinda why it's an all-hands-on-deck moment with the Magilo Users. Look, I do promise I'll wait for when it's time for another rest that I'll come right back to check for myself. I learned enough from Morpsmus himself to utilise half of his trade myself."
  • Clifton: "Awww, thanks babe. So glad you're not mad at me anymore."
  • Samantha: "I had time to cool down. Though a shame about your latest rut that caused Magnum of all people to have an emotional breakdown and it got Vancer thrown to kitchen duty while Xandy had to do, the disposeal of waste."
  • Clifton: "Well, she kinda came too hard about the idea of Maverick being evil. I mean, I can buy that he may be having conk-outs, but evil? The worse Maverick was being about not reveiling his conk-outs is afraid and anxious of being unaccepted cause of it."
  • Clifton and Samantha continued their holo-coversation as they got out of ear-shot.
  • Xandy: "(Quietly) Guess calling for Samantha's out of the question for back-up now that she got the incorrect story. And Magnum's in no state to help me as is. (Heard another conversation and stayed put)."
  • This time, it was Miria, Ucasashi, Hopstar and Veta.
  • Miria: "So until further notice, we avoid contact with the Grand Council until Maverick's issues are quietly addressed."
  • Ucasashi: "Are you sure about embracing this vice of secretcy?"
  • Hopstar: "Look, it's been made clear that if the Councilers are given the impression that Maverick might have the case of the loonies with that conk-out thing, he'll be relieved of service cause of fears that he would lead us blind, which to them, that would mean controversey. Ugh, so typical of burecrates to be afraid of that."
  • Veta: "Miria, are you sure about this? The Councilers might not be crazy about going dark on them about it. And for what, to protect a cushy position?"
  • Miria grabbed Veta and squeesed her like a stress toy as a squeak was heard.
  • Veta: "Ow, my freaking ribs and lungs."
  • Miria: "More then my promotion is at stake, Veta. Our very right as heroes act members are the line. We only got to be in the HA because of him."
  • Veta: "Just, what are you trying to go for here...."
  • Miria: "..... If the Council are not confident with Maverick's ability to make sound decidions cause of mental illness, then they'll mistake our positions as HA members to be a fluke! We would be relived of service!"
  • Hopstar: "Don't ya think that'd be stupid of them to do that? I mean, Maverick would be one thing, cause he has a legit problem needing to be addressed, but, we're still good heroes. 4 out of 5 is a decent number."
  • Ucasashi: "Yes. It would be unwise of them to waste heroes because our positions were granted by someone of a troubled mind."
  • Miria: "Keep in mind that in a rough tecnecally cause of how the Initive went, Maverick is more superior then us by default! A VERY, rough default. Ucasashi, you made the mistake of insulting a veteran member in Vancer, much of an unprofessional idiot that he was. Hopstar, you gave a very fickle thanks for the soft-hearted grasstone because she was misguided about that spider. Veta, you didn't even get to defeat the practice villain you had! And though I did things perfectly, I lost out cause of the rough tecnecally that Maverick was NICE to his team about how poorly they handled their practice villain. Let's be honest. My decidsiveness, Ucasashi, your honor without reasonable bounds, Hopstar, your unrelented grudge for villainy, and Veta, your proneness to rant without paying attention to what you're saying, are inferior to Maverick's ability to be paient with the HA's, near adoption of the Lougers' nonsense. By extention.... We're not fit for the HA."
  • Veta: "Do you seriously think the Council operate on that kind of stupid logic? The worse that would happen is that you lose your promotion and we all go back to the Contemporary leader thing until Calixto does another inititive."
  • Miria: "Maybe, but with heroes that can shame even me! Though the council's well-meaning, they're prone to not always have the best solutions. Remember the trial of Carlyle? The ill-timing of the Souvis negosiations? The fact they had a rebellion that was against them? Hell, even the most well-intentioned of their laws are still opened to UIS scrutiny!"
  • Hopstar: "What HASN'T UIS criticised about anything based under the USRA?"
  • Miria: "What I am trying to say here, is that if the Councilers have the impression that Maverick's not reliable, then all decidions he made will be tainted by this revelation. Including our indictment into the HA."
  • Veta: "..... Okay, if you're saying that we could be next on the chopping block cause of Maverick being controverseal, then, that I can, sort've agree with. But, I think the Councilers will try to seperate the idea Maverick represented, from the person he actselly is. I mean, Maverick being, potaintionally loopy, won't taint that we're still good additions to the HA."
  • Miria: "(Sighs as she lets Veta go).... Understand still that I can't risk it. That's why for safety reasons, I had instructed Zosimo to dismantle briefing room communications system until Maverick has been relived of his blight."
  • Ucasashi: "But would that could risk cutting us off from cries from help?"
  • Miria: "I already checked the news. Since the Oranos Situation, the universes have entered relitive peace. No concerning defeluptments are reported. I anpisipate that it'll be awhile for anything as serious as the last mission alone would show up again. Thus, the Councilers will be busy with their political games, and we'll get to quietly sweep Maverick's, condition, into obscurity. As far as the councilers know, Maverick, never, had this problem."
  • Ucasashi: "..... (Sighs)..... I'll trust your wistom enough to, at least humor you. But expect me to be the first to say, you were warned, when the fates prove fickle."
  • Miria: "I have many contentioncy plans in an event of things going wrong. Per exsample. Veta, I want you to go ask Hudson to keep his eyes on Xandy once she has done disposal duty. Make him watch her like a bird of prey."
  • Veta: "So, basicly put Xandy on patrol, with her just made ex-boyfriend?"
  • Miria: "You are welcome to assist him if you feel Hudson could lose sight of everything."
  • Veta: ".... Well, at least you thought ahead."
  • Miria: "Ucasashi, I want you to make sure you peek a close eye on her pet."
  • Ucasashi: "But alchourse. I'll be sure to distract him with with a milkbone, so to best ensure his mind is at zen on something else."
  • Miria: "Hopstar, I want you to go to Carbungia and keep status report on Magnum. I feel that cause she is closer to Xandy, she might be abit more misguided about the situation and actselly agree with her. Be sure to warn us if she has recovered quicker then expected, so I can make sure Magnum understands the situation better."
  • Hopstar: "I did some reconning in my day, it's like a walk in the park for me."
  • Miria: "Good. I will not let this persistent rut doom the HA back into that laughable state the Eather and Spicer Jr. mess had left them in. I mean it on fixing the HA, and I will not let even itself destroy that. You're all dismissed. (The four dispearse and left)......"
  • Xandy: "..... (Quietly) Ugh, alchourse Miria gets afraid that if the Councilers knew about Maverick, she's afraid that she'll go down with him. But if I can do this right, I could convince the Councilers into a compromise. But I have to hurry before Zosimo blacks us out from them."
  • Xandy, in being sure that the Hallway was empty, got out of the garbage good, and made her move.

Briefing Room

  • Zosimo was seen with his tools and stared relucently at the Communications Monitor.
  • Zosimo: "(Sighs), Sorry I have to do this to you girl, higher-up's orders. I kinda need to modify you that the Grand Council is black-listed from calling this end. Kinda something I've been meaning to test out in an event the Grand Council were to start losing their marbels or got usurped, so the HA can avoid getting tangled into that. Never thought I would have to use it to protect our own butts cause of a leader having an issue and having to keep it private. (Sighs), (Opens up the cover right into the circetry).... I'll promise I'll make this quick and painless, girl."
  • ???: "Same!"
  • Zosimo: "What in tarna- (Looks to see Xandy, who shot him with a stun-laser with a gun) D'OW STUN-LASERS ARE PAINFUL?! (Falls unconjustus)."
  • Xandy: "Sorry Zos. (Drags the unconscious Zosimo and stuffed him in a utility closet) I'll buy you a big lunch at C8C's as a super big apology gift! (Gets to the communication system). I hope this is the only time I had to do that to ANY of the Heroes Act."
  • ???: Xandy? (Maverick appeared) You up to something?
  • Xandy: Oh, hi, sir. I, just, um, sorry for questioning your authenticity or something.
  • Maverick: Well, apology accepted, but waste disposal duty not lifted. You're supposed to be there. Instead, my camera feed shows that you were snooping around and abandoned your post.
  • Xandy: Sir, I can explain.
  • Maverick: I don't think you can. I couldn't even help but notice the others considering help for me on those cameras. Granted, Miria's violation of protocols were much, but as villainous as this sounds, sacrifices have to be made. You guys need me to keep you from becoming terrible heroes. And here you are, trying to take that opportunity away?
  • Xandy: Maverick, it's nothing personal. It's my solemn duty to follow HA protocol. Maybe you should do the same. You CAN'T keep this a secret. You HAVE to come forward.
  • Maverick:... Sorry, but no. I admired you heroes and what you've done for the UUniverses. But when I heard about the Spicer Jr incident, I knew you needed help. But since nobody I could find were more qualified than the other four, I knew that if I wasn't going to answer the call, nobody would. This is why I had to pull a lot of strings to make sure you guys were straightened up.
  • Xandy: Well conspiracy isn't the way to do that. I HAVE to report this for our own good!
  • Maverick:... (Morte voice) Then you leave me no choice, ya sea vrat!
  • Xandy: "HOLY CRUD, YOU DO HAVE A TOUGH GUY VOI- (Maverick Blasted her unconscious and tries to lock her in the closet only to find an unconscious Zosimo, and smiles a Grinchy smile before turning on the communicator)"
  • Calixto: Maverick? This is rather early for a progress report about that rut correction. I'd expected it to be sometime after the fact.
  • Maverick: Councilman Calixto? I think there's something you should know.

Later...

  • Veta: I can't believe we're doing this. This will never work in a million years.
  • Miria: It will. Soon it'll be worth it. The Heroes Act need us all to avoid stunts like Eather and Spicer Jr.
  • Ucasashi: Still, this is an ultimate dishonor.
  • Miria: WOULD YOU PLEASE PUT ASIDE THAT HONOR CRUTCH OF YOURS FOR EVEN A FEW MOMENTS?! As villainous as this sounds, sometimes you must be dishonorable for the greater good.
  • Ucasashi: There just has to be other ways.
  • Miria: Well sorry, but it must be done.
  • Veta: (Sighs) We are so fired.
  • ???: Suffice to say you might be. (Calixto appeared on many holograms)
  • Miria: Councilman Calixto!
  • Veta: Did your moustache get bigger?
  • Calixto: I'd exspearimented with a new hair-care fomula.... I'd rather not talk about it. Maverick said he caught camera footage of several of you doing insubordinate acts. You four have attempted to omit information regarding Maverick. On top of that, you convinced others to do the same. Maverick's lucky he stopped it after catching Xandy stopping Zosimo from tampering with the communication relay. Though Xandy isn't off the hook either for abandoning her post and shirking duties. What do you all have to say for yourselves?
  • Zosimo: (He and Xandy were still out cold)
  • Hudson: (In his room) Sir, let us explain-
  • Miria: We had to! We were trying to protect the Heroes Act.
  • Calixto: You were just trying to protect your promotion! How could you not trust us with this information?
  • Miria:.... (Sighs), Please forgive these transgressions, we're new in the HA.
  • Calixto: Be that as it may, you still have to follow protocols. You know the rules.
  • Miria: Look, we-
  • Calixto: I want no more excuses! Heroes don't make excuses. So this insubordination calls for serious punishment. All of you are demoted to Class I until further notice. (Everyone argued)
  • Cloakblade: Everyone, do not disrespect his decision-
  • Vancer: SHUT UP, CLASS I!!! You don't get to speak for us anymore.
  • Calixto: You must all now start from scratch and re-earn your classes. Let this teach you to be more open to your superiors. Also, I'm having Hopstar re-directed back to base so he doesn't get it any easier then you all are. Good day. (Ends transmission)
  • Miria:... Oh no.
  • Veta: "..... Well, frick."
  • Ucasashi: "..... As I predicted, the fates proved fickle."
  • Miria: "..... Look, we can still save this. We'll be find as long as we maintain control of the situation."

Later...

  • Miria: (Everyone scolded her, Ucasashi, Veta, and Hopstar) EVERYONE, WE, UH, WE CAN EXPLAIN-
  • Aurlena: How could you do this to us?!
  • Samantha: (As she and Magnum were portrayed on flying hologram drones) I agree. You four got us all demoted!
  • Miria: WE WERE JUST DOING IT TO FIX YOU GUYS!!
  • Maverick: Unfortunately, so was I. But because Xandy was the only one who did the right thing, she's my second-in-command now.
  • Xandy: You know for a second I actually thought you WERE evil when you knocked me out. But son of a gun, you had a better plan. But, I must say, though these guys getting demoted is sad, it could actually help them just like you wanted. You really ARE deserving as our leader.
  • Aurlena: BUT AT WHAT COST?! WE JUST LOST SO MANY PRIVILEGES BECAUSE OF YOU FOUR!!
  • Maverick: Which is why these four are all on janitor duty, in the bathrooms for the rest of the year.
  • Miria: UGH!!! AFTER ALL WE DID FOR YOU?! THIS IS HOW YOU REPAY US?!
  • Maverick: Rules are rules. You break the rules, you pay the price. The goes double for all of you. This must be done for-
  • Vancer: I quit! (Everyone was shocked)
  • Miria: Mister Vancer?
  • Vancer: I knew from the first moment you kicked my balls that you were nothing but trouble! The second time didn't helped neither! And I've HAD IT! With you, the honor-nut samerai, the villain hater, and Hudson's friend who wasn't able to have the guts to refused to get roped into it, YET WAS HYPOCRITICALLY MAD AT HUDSON FOR GETTING DRAGGED INTO OUR OWN THING?! (Veta felt guilty about that) So if none of you are willing to be open to the Grand Council about Maverick's issue, then clearly you might not be open with us if WE get issues?! And I know I had promised to not bitch and moan about things being sucky, but.... I can't help it EARNESTLY this time, CAUSE THIS, WAS MY FUCKING LIMIT?! I'm sorry to say, but, I no longer feel confident around this group!
  • Zosimo: Neither do I, because I quit too.
  • Aurlena: I was already going to quit too, because much of us got punished FOR NO REASON!!
  • Nanobyte: Yeah, I quit too. This was a dick move by ALL parties!
  • Xandy: Guys, let's not be too hasty.
  • Clifton: XANDY, ADULTS ARE TALKING!
  • Xandy: I'M AN ADULT, YOU IDIOT!!! AND NEED I REMIND YA THAT I'M SECOND-IN-COMMAND NOW?!
  • Clifton: Not if you have nobody to command. I quit! I can't possibly stand this dysfunctional crap!!
  • Samantha: Frankly we all can't! All who agree to quit say aye!
  • All Except recruits, Xandy, and Maverick: AYE!!
  • Maverick: Okay, let's not do something we'll all going to regret. What you people need is a vacation.
  • Magnum:... That's, actually better. (Everyone muttered in agreement, some abit more relucently, Vancer espeically.)
  • Maverick: But I recommend you do it on different resort planets. You all need to blow off steam. Unfortunately, as punishment for these acts, you must go on vacation, without your weapons, mobile devices, video games, or drawing props. (This played)
Dramatic Impact 3 - Ren and Stimpy Production Music

Dramatic Impact 3 - Ren and Stimpy Production Music

  • Everyone Except Maverick: (Gasps) NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
  • Chell:... Wow! You really COULD be evil if you put your mind to it.
  • Maverick: (Morte voice) You have NO idea.
  • Xandy: ("Okay, that does not help ease me away from my crazier theroy in the slighest.")
  • Maverick: All except Xandy.
  • Xandy: ("AAAAND I TAKE IT BACK!") Thanks, Mav. You're the best. I'll help get us to our selected worlds. (She left with them as Maverick smiles sinisterly)

Maverick's Office

  • Maverick: (He came in just as the heroes left, chuckling in his Morte voice) SUCKERS!! (Cackles) It was way too simple. I combine all the recruits' goals to my own, get them all to turn on each other, hide my ambitions with Maverick's brother who always seems to think I'm Maverick for some reason, and I'll be a criminal with a legacy better than that simpleton Gygax ever had. Soon, the Heroes Act will be destroyed, and I'll go down in history. The Villains Act remnants will be jealous! I'll make the Villains Act regret crossing me WHEN I GIVE THEM REASON TO RETURN!! (Cackles)... (Opens the door) Good, saved from that being overheard cliché. That thing was ALWAYS so annoying. Worse way for a villain to be exposed. (Entered his office)

Chapter 4: Nathan Bills/Shocking Revelations

Xorizome Streets, during the quiet lonely nights.

  • Xandy was seen slightly depressed and walking forth.
  • Xandy: "(Sighs), I'm glad that Maverick was able to halt a mass hero quiting, but..... (Sighs), I still feel like this is rock bottom. Just glad this is all happening while the Universes have finally calm down after 20+ days of evil stoping and general craziness. Well, going back home's out cause that's where Magnum is, and likely she would be understandingly miffed at me for kinda being the shorce of why everything's gone to the crapper. Clifton went to the Harbin planet, cause it's LITTERALLY the first place any sensiable water critter would go to if Hoihoi felt to inconvinent to travel to. Hudson got to give Nygia a visit... (Chuckles), He always did wanted to go there. Ruther went to Hoihoi with Chell and the Professor and Zoom. Everyone else desided to have a return-back-home vacation. But hey, I'm second in command..... Too bad I'm about to be rediculiously unpopular with the rest of the HA for a good while now."
  • ???: "Excuse me, Sea Squirl."
  • A Starbill in a navy uniform showed up.
  • Starbill: "Excuse me, I am looking for my extremely unwell brother. Fancy suit, monicle, cane."
  • Xandy: ".... Sorry sir. I'm kinda going on vacation at the moment. The Rut at the HA got bad enough that, we had to take a vacation to avoid a mass quiting."
  • Starbill: "Oh dear. I just heard about the new rut on the news about the Oranos Breakout Attempt. I apologese to hear of it."
  • Xandy: "It's okay sir. But, if it helps, I suppose I could keep my eyes out. Anything more spefific."
  • Starbill: "Well, I don't want to expose this so soon whilest the HA are not exactly in good shape, but..... He also suffers from Conking Out."
  • A loud clank was heard as Xandy made a surprised face.......
  • Xandy: "..... D-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d..... Did you say.... "Conking-out"."
  • Starbill: "..... Um, yes?"
  • Xandy: "..... He, wouldn't happen to be called, "Maverick Gills", would he-"
  • Starbill: "OH THANK HEAVENS, YOU FOUND HIM?! I've been worried sick since the private asylum had reported him missing!"
  • Xandy: "(Freaked out face) P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-PRIVATE ASYLUM?!"
  • Starbill: "Yes, yes, The St. Post-Truma Tedworth's one. You see, my brother has a very bad case. He suffers, from duel personality."
  • Xandy: "(The word "Duel-Personality" Echos in Xandy's head as she remembers Maverick's Monte Voice)...... That, so f*****g explains everything."
  • Starbill: "It's more complincated then tha- Wait, what was that about-"
  • Xandy: "Duh, I'll explain later! Just, (Remembers that Maverick referenced a certain event in his life)..... Maverick had said he has been conking out since a fateful event. Something about, the Warbothing Mega-Storm."
  • Starbill: "He did? Well, he's been hard on himself since that event. It was the time of the picnc of the storm where people gather around, and watch the Magcial Thunder and Lighting of the mega-storm."

Flashback.

  • (Starbill): "Maverick was able to get his lover the best spot for the best view of the magnifisent storm. Queka loved, every sight of it. Then, that was when a cheap thug came in and stolen Queka's purse!"
  • A Masked Starbill ran up and snatched a girl Starbill's purse, while it was noticed that the snatcher had the same eye color as when Maverick was in the Monte voice.
  • (Starbill): "Brother wasn't going to stand for this outrage."
  • Maverick gave chase against the thief!
  • (Starbill): "Brother caught up to the thief against the storm reflecting metal pole, a thing designed to divert the electrisity away from the cities. Then, as if by an act of fate, it happened."
  • The Lightning hits the metal pole just as Maverick pounced into the thief onto the pole, of which the two got zapped as both screamed in unison, as the lightning began to do something weird to the two!
  • FLASH!
  • Queka was seen by Maverick's side...
  • (Starbill): "Though the purse was destroyed by the strike, and it appeared that the crook made a run for it, my brother was found hurt, but alive."
  • (Xandy): "OH THAT IS HARDCORE?! HE SURVIVED BEING STRUCK BY MAGIC LIGHTNING?!"
  • (Starbill): "We are Warbothians. You get trained to handle worse. Anyway, at first, I thought less of the event and was just glad my brother survived. Then, came the early days of the VA, late into my brother's long career as a soldier. I had wanted to come to congratulate him about the arrests of the Doominsmar Clan. But then..... I found him, as a different person, interigating a Doominsmar clan guard rather, improper-like, to say the least."
  • Maverick was shoving the Sabertoothed Dog in a bucket of hot coals as it was burning the guard's skin!
  • Maverick: "(Monte voice) YOUR CLAN'S PRINCE WAS LITTERALLY F*****G STUPID ENOUGH TO BRAG ABOUT YOUR PART IN HELPING THE VA GET STRONG ENOUGH TO WASTE JENOVIS?! IS HE A STUPID S***?!"
  • Guard: "I'M SORRY?! HE HAD ALWAYS BEEN A BRAGGER?! NO ONE HAD CONTROL OVER HIM?!"
  • Maverick: "YA FREAKING JACKASS?! (Shoves the Guard in there again)!"
  • Guard: "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA?!"
  • Maverick: "(Lifts the guard back up)...... The VA, is back to square one, thanks to that stupid little s***?!"
  • Guard: "I'M NOT HIS KEEPER?!"
  • Maverick: "You, were, his, BODYGUARD?! BY A LEGAL DEFITITION, THAT MADE YOU HIS F*****G KEEPER?!"
  • Guard: "HE NEVER LISTENS TO ME ANYWAY?!"
  • Maverick: "YA SHOULD'VE GOTTEN HIS PARENTS INVOLVED, YOU F*****G, YUTS?! (Smacks the abused guard into the floor)!...... I should kill you right there and there, and cover it up as you going berserk and tried to kill me.... (Gets to an omninus box and some twissers).... But I got something, much worse. (Opens the box slightly and uses the twissers to bring out an ugly parasitic creature simular to the Infector Flood, but worm-like).... BRUUDINGLY WORSE?!"
  • Guard: "...... No, no, not that?! ANYTHING BUT THAT?!"
  • Maverick: "Ya only have yerself to blame, dips***. (Gets closer to the screaming guard with the held Bruud)."
  • Maverick's brother looked in horror as the guard got implanted by the Bruud and turned into a mishapened, silluetted monster!
  • (Starbill): "..... That doomed Fangyote had to be put down to prevent infection...... Maverick was silently discharged from the milliterry, and the Warbothian Goverment kept the insodent a secret, saying that brother retired earlier then planned. I was asked to take him to a private Asylum, the one I mentioned before, where he was kept ever since...... I went on to fight the VA problem, representing the idea brother had.... Not the monster that pocessed him."

Flashback ends.

  • Starbill: "Only the Gills family knows of poor Maverick's curse, of sharing the same body, as that basturd Monte..... The cretin that went from petty purse snatcher.... To one of the VA's earlest killers for hire. Thanks, to the magic thunder and lighting of the mega-storm creation of the legendary fabled weather wizard, The Weather Master of Warboth, which were said to combine two people of each oppisite morality, into a united, single person."
  • Xandy: "...... WHY THE F*** WAS THIS OBSCURED FROM THE PUBLIC?!"
  • Starbill: "The president at the time didn't deemed it prudent to allow Public backlash in a time where it was impourent to have them rally against the VA! The VA would've BENIFITED FROM IT?!"
  • Xandy: "Well thanks to that badly hindsighted move, Calixto thought he was still a respected hero! He was made the HA's leader!"
  • Starbill had a horrorfived expression......
  • Starbill: ".... OH DAMN THAT SEA EXHIBITION I WAS MADE TO TAKE WHILE THAT INITIATIVE I HEARD RUMORS OF WAS TAKING PLACE?! But of course, a spoiled rich brat wanted his ansister's old warship back so it HAD to be obeyed! I should've been there for Maverick to keep him put. Sometime during what magic users called "The Fritz", the Conks had been getting more frequint. He started to break into becoming being on Monte's persona more often. Yet both personas remain unaware of each other. For it has been warned that once they do become aware, the storm magic will turned poor Maverick into what the Weather Master had called..... The Beastequinox. A monster of conflicted morality. A monster of two minds at war. The monstrous personification of split personality. Two minds fighting with each other on what's right and wrong turning them each insane and monstrous. A horrid experience that the Weather Master deemed the best monster to serve him. And he was right. The legends say that the Beastequinox is the ultamate figure of destruction."
  • Xandy: "...... Ohhhhh, omega crap baskits..... I understand now..... I HAVE TO WARN MAVERICK AND GET HIM TO REALISE HE'S BEEN POCESSED BY A F*****G VA MONSTER?!"
  • Starbill: "NO WAIT, DOING THAT IS EXACTLY WHAT IS NEEDED TO MAKE A BEASTEQUINOX HAPPEN?!"
  • Xandy: "WHAT CHOICE TO DO I HAVE, THE HA IS IN DANGER?! I OWE YOU FOR THIS, uh....."
  • Starbill: "Nathan."
  • Xandy: "NATHAN?! (Runs off) I'M GOING TO TRY AND FIX YOUR BROTHER?!"
  • Nathan: "Wait, if you tell him, it might get worse- (Xandy was too far) Annnnnnnnd she's already off to tell him.... Ugh, the HA REALLY are a in a Bad Rut. I have half a mind to get involved to help get those heroes back into shape!.... (Ponders about that abit)....."

Hero Hive

  • Miria: "(She and the other 3 were in disposal work).... I do not understand.... What is wrong with everything. First I'm second in command, then I'm not."
  • Veta: "Well, ya kinda have your own stupid ass to blame for it?!"
  • Ucasashi: "I concur. Your vice of anger has stunted your potaintional to earn allies and friends with the HA."
  • Veta: "AND THAT'S NOT EVEN SAYING ABOUT HOW HUDSON WILL ACT AROUND ME FROM HERE ON OUT?!"
  • Hopstar: "Ordernarly, when I was a Bounty Hunter, I worry less about reputation since they're typically mixed in reputation and opinion anyway. But as a hero, I HAVE TO START GIVING A CRAP NOW?! Miria, why are you so DAMN determined to be a hardass?!"
  • Miria: "...... There was once a time when I was less of a Hardass, a Bitch, an Angry Lony-Faced Cunt, and many other CRUDE insults..... I, was once extremely bubbly and filled with love and hope for every person.... (Sheds a tear)...... THEN STRONGSTONE PROVED THAT BELIEF WRONG, WHEN HE KILLED HALF OF MY CLAN AND BROKE MY HORN?! (Punches the ground which cracked and broke the floor)!?..... It, was the Universes waking me up to the cruel, bitter reality of everything?! SOMETHING, I THINK YOU TECNECALLY APPRESIATE, GIVEN WHAT HAPPENED TO YOUR BROTHER, WHEN HE NEVER GOT TO DO THE SAME?!"
  • Ucasashi: ".... (Sighs sympathicly)..... I understand you better now. You are held back by the greatest vice of all..... The Pain of Loss and Tragity. Enturnally miserable sisters, with icy vice-grips, that never let go. They produced the vices of fear, anger, and hate. You meant this aggression to protect the HA from making the mistakes that could end their careers, and their lives. But they obviously misunderstood your intentions....."
  • Miria: "..... I can't help being like this. I have forever lost any reason to be happy. Strongstone, gave me an enturnal reminder of it?! The least I can do for the HA was spare them from being like me, espeically with the kinds of risks these ruts bring?! But all my anger did was made them fear me, to the point that they rather take their chances with Maverick, who turned out to be ill in his mind?!"
  • Veta: "WELL IT DIDN'T EXACTLY HELPED YOU KEPT KICKING VANCE IN THE BALLS?!"
  • Miria: "IT'S A DISAPLENARY TACTIC MOTHERS OR AUNTS OR SUPERIORS USED ON BOYS?! IT REMINDS THEM OF THEIR PLACE?! IT HOW IT WORKS IN THE MONARCHIES OF FERUS?!"
  • Hopstar: "WELL DID IT FREAKING OCCURED TO YOU THAT THE GRANDER UNIVERSES DON'T BEHAIVE LIKE FERUS?!"
  • Miria: "....... Admitingly..... It is coming to my attention life beyond Ferus is more..... Complicated then expected."
  • Veta: "YA MEAN ALL THAT CRAP WAS BECAUSE YOU WERE BEING A FISH OUT OF WATER?!"
  • Miria: "In my defence, I had RARELY left Ferus unless I had to! I never had the chance to really interact with outsider socities until now!"
  • Hopstar: ".... Ugh. Good to know that all that shit was because ya'll weren't familier with social customs outside of Ferus. Ugh, like a city-slicker to the countryside!"
  • Ucasashi: ".... Ahem. There's nothing wrong with wanting to free the HA from their crippling vices. But, it should've been done with both a gentle AND firm hand. You contining the firm hand only made them stick to the Vices more, not leave them. You should've been more laxed."
  • Miria: "..... Well, it's too late. Now, I made us all outcasts, and none of them will ever forgive us. Especially not that double-standerd Sea Squirl for what ill she brought us! So help me, if I see her again-"
  • Xandy barged in!
  • Xandy: "LISTEN, I KNOW YOU GUYS MIGHT HATE MY GUYS AT THE MOMENT, BUT I MET MAVERICK'S BROTHER AND HE SAID MAVERICK HAS A DUEL-PERSONALITY BROUGHT ON BY A MAGICAL STORM AS HE WAS FUSED WITH AN EARLY ERA VA PSYCOPATH?! AND THAT IF HE KNOWS ABOUT IT, HE'S GONNA TURN INTO A FREAKY MONSTER?!"
  • Stunned silence......
  • Miria: "..... No offence Sea Squirl, but you are not very good at maintaining your loyalties. First you're loyal to Maverick, then you tried to give me a try, then you're against Maverick cause of the Conks-Out and then against me again cause of healthy scepticisum, then you give him another chance when he aides in having himself exposed, plus punishing us, and now you claim his brother reveiled that he has a magic-endused mental illness from a magic storm?"
  • Hopstar: "CONSARN IT WOMAN, MAKE UP YER MIND ALREADY?! ARE YOU AGAINST MAVERICK OR WHAT?!"
  • Xandy: ARBASUS KRAAN, YOU'RE PART OF THE HEROES ACT, WHY WON'T YOU BELIEVE ME?!
  • Miria: "IT'S BECAUSE CONSISTENTCY APPEARS TO BE AN ISSUE?! Did you not wanted Maverick to begin with?! Then you turned on him cause of the Conk-Outs! It's hard for me to trust someone who's loyalties can flip on a diret!"
  • Xandy: ".... Ugh, you seriously think I'm some kind of mindless jackass who doesn't know what they want?!"
  • Veta: "Hey you said it, not us."
  • Xandy: "..... Ugh, okay, to be fair, I defended the rig to begin with, so I get I'm not exactly the most trustworthy person right now."
  • Miria: "It is not just that?! I was willing to put it aside on after we had went to Xandiria and defeated the King of Kills. I was warming up to you after everything we had went through. But then the moment the rut returned cause of the Oranos Breakout, the discovery of Maverick's conk-outs have suddenly made you less sure about him and by extention his choice to make me Second in Command. But then Maverick exposed my attempt to have the conk-outs dealt with quietly and made YOU second in command and then you eased up on him. Now you claim you met his brother, somehow being all the way out here from Warboth, claiming that the Conk-Outs are worse then ever and you have to dragged the claim that he would turn into a monster into this?! Inconsistentcy is a VERY ACCOMPLISHED KILLER OF TRUST?! Just, what even IS this "Brother's" name?"
  • Xandy: "Nathan."
  • Veta: "(Brings out Holo-Iphone and looks up Gills Family)...... Nothing on the Gills.
  • Xandy: Odd... Wait... (Looks on her oPhone)... Try 'Bills'.
  • Veta: (They did that)... "Yep, checks out."
  • Hopstar: SERIOUSLY?! YOU THOUGHT IT WAS GILLS INSTEAD OF BIL-... Okay, I know it's only one letter, BUT HOW THE HELL DO YOU MISREAD THAT?!
  • Miria: "I don't know, but that thing about Maverick turning into a monster is still abit too out there."
  • Xandy: "Okay, I can tell that you're the kind of folks that need to learn the HARD WAY! Fine! I'll bite the bullet and tell Maverick that a magic mega-storm in Warboth fuzed him with one of the VA's earliest psycos and that if both personalities realise this he'll turn into something called "The Beastequinox", (Ucasashi was surprised at hearing that), cause that storm was the product of some legendary wizard calling himself The Weather Master! (Miria was surpried at hearing that as well)."
  • Hopstar: "Ya know, that might risk getting yer ass fired."
  • Xandy: "Hey, look at it like this. Least ya don't have to put up with my "Inconsistentcy". (Walks off)....."
  • Miria: "...... The Weather Master of Warboth..... There was truth in the legend?"
  • Ucasashi: "I had deemed Beastequinoxs to be a legend as well, but..... Should Xandra's words have merit....."
  • Hopstar: "Hold up, are you two startin' to buy into this?"
  • Miria: "By all means, what Xandy says is still, of debatable truths, but, I do reckitnese the legend of the Weaher Master. He was a user of a strong breed of magic known as "Equionx" Magic, the balence of light and dark magic working in rare harmony. He was said to be born in Ferus, but moved to Warboth because that world was deemed more open for study of his craft. The famous Magical Mega-Storm of Warboth is believed to be amongst his crafts."
  • Ucasashi: "As is the Beastequinox. A rekitnesed duel-morality monster of my planet's culture. If the fused being became aware of both personas, they'll turn into a Beastequinox and rampage without direction."
  • Veta: "(Gulps).... Ya mean, Xandy, might be onto something?"
  • Miria: "Again, the truths are debatable, but on a chance they are...."
  • Hopstar: ".... WE NEED TO STOP THAT DANG RODENT FROM TRIGGERING MAVERICK?!"

Maverick's office.

  • Maverick: "(Monte's voice) YOU SAID I HAVE WHAT?!"
  • Xandy: "Aw nuts, I told you that while you were on Monte! But it's true! Nathan showed up and told me everything!"
  • Maverick: "(Monte's Voice) UGH, NO WONDER THAT YUTS KEPT FEELING SORRY FOR ME?! I'M TECNECALLY AM HIS BROTHER?! ONLY I'M FUSED WITH A HIGH-CLASS GATED COMMUNITY-BOUND YUTS?! UGH?! MY OLD FRIENDS FROM THE ROUGH STREETS OF ARWARKANSAWS WILL NEVA LET ME LIVE IT DOWN?! (Conks out to Maverick's voice) UGH?! HOW DID YOU THINK I FELT?! ALL THIS TIME?! THAT PLACE WASN'T A PRIVATE RETIREMENT APARTMENT AT ALL?! IT WAS AN ASYLUM?! (Produces a brief spark of magic electrisity as Equinox Magic chants were briefly heard)..... Miss Xandra, please, help me resolve this dishastor. (Conks to the Monte Voice) GAK?! OH SCREW THAT NOISE?! I AIN'T GONNA BE CHEATED OUT DOING WHAT GYGAX WASN'T ABLE TO DO BECAUSE THAT ATTEMPT AT SEALING THAT BITCH'S PURSE LEAD TO THE GREATEST CAREER KILLER OF MY LIFE?! (Conks back to Maverick) UGH?! THIS IS BAD TO ME AS WELL IF YOU HADN'T NOTICED?! A MENTAL CONDICTION'S ONE THING, BUT THE FACT I'M TECNECALLY YOU?! CALIXTO HAS FORBID EVEN REPENTING VA MEMBERS FROM EVER JOINING THE HA AS A MEANS TO AVOID EXTREMELY AWKWORD CONTROVERSEY?! NEVERMIND A RUFFIAN LIKE YOU?! (Conks back to Monte) GAH?! Okay seriously, who even talks like a 19 centaury Usabothian anymore? You aren't even from that planet. (Conks back to Maverick) OOF?! I'M CLEARLY AN UPPER-CLASS GENTLEMEN?! (Conks Back to Monte) D'OOF! Oh, like the suit and the stupid one-eye glasses wasn't proof enough? (Conks back to Maverick) IT'S A MONICLE YOU UNCULTURED SWINE?!"
  • Xandy was weirded out by the exchange.....
  • Xandy: "Uhhhh, maybe, I should just go ahead and give the Grand Council a heads up about this. We'll figure out how to help you, Maverick."
  • Maverick: "(Conks back into Monte) HEY, I STILL MEAN IT ABOUT NOT LOSING OUT ON WASTING THE HA?! CONSIDER YER ASS FIRED?! (Conks out into Maverick) YOU HAVE NO LEGAL ATHURITY, VILLAIN?! (Conks back into Monte) Oh don't I? We both share the same body, stiffy! So we share HA leadership. And since nobody else even realise what we are, we can basicly do what I want! And what I want, IS FOR XANDY TO BE GONZO?! (Presses a button that summons security drones against Xandy) (Conks back into Maverick) MISS XANDRA, I'M SO SORRY, I CAN'T HELP THIS?!"
  • Xandy: "I kinda already got that. Sorry it had to go like this. (Dodges the Security drones as Xandy made a run for it as the drones chase her)!"
  • Maverick: "...... YOU WILL FACE JUSTICE FOR THIS, YOU MONSTER?! (Conks back into Monte) HEY, IT'S YOUR BODY?! I'M JUST THE MENTAL ROOM-MATE?!"
  • Maverick began going into mental arguements with litterally himself as more of the electrisity was seen and the Equinox chanting was heard again.

Hallway.

  • Xandy made a run for it as more Security Drones chased her!
  • Xandy: "I THINK I LIKED THESE STUPID THINGS BETTER WHEN THEY WERE ON THE HA'S SIDE?! UGH?! I SO NEED TO ASK ZOSIMO TO INSTAILL A FAILSAFE IN CASE WE ENDED UP WITH A BAD LEADER AGAIN?!"
  • (Morte): Good luck with that! I had already cut transmission immediately after you guys decided to go on vacation. The one time you were wide open.
  • Xandy: YOU WON'T GET AWAY WITH THIS, MONTE!!
  • (Morte): Monte? UGH, ANOTHER ONE OF THOSE UNDERCOVER S***S!! IT'S 'MORTE', WITH AN R!! Though people had said I look and sound like a Monte, BUT STILL! And I thought you guys misreading our undercover surname as Gills out of sheer coincidence was embarrassing. It's MORTE BILLS, IDIOT!! GET IT RIGHT!!
  • Xandy: OHHHHHH, it was an UNDERCOVER TYPO! That makes WAAAAAAY more se- (She was blasted by a drone) DYIA!

Blackout.

  • Xandy found herself held in a holding cell.....
  • Xandy: ".... Ugh, we finally get to use the holding cells, and it's used against us!"
  • Maverick showed up.
  • Maverick: "(Monte MORTE Voice) But it IS convinent! I'm gonna make you look like a crazy traitor who went berserk and imagined the whole situation."
  • Xandy: "Well I doubt Maverick would let you do that now that you two are aware! And even then, soon enough you might lose control and turn into a Beastequinox."
  • Maverick: "Oh, waaaaaaaaaay ahead of you on that. I was lucky the Rabodan Professor still had the formula for that medicine thing for the conk-out written down. I'll use that to surpress the priss! (Conks out back into Maverick) YOU MANIACAL BEAST?! I WON'T LET YOU?! (Conks back into Morte) CAN IT, PRISS?! Long as I kept my meds, (Does his half-okay Maverick impression) And make the councilers believe I am Maverick Bills, (Back to his normal voice) All the Councilers will find out that it's just your ugly scars from that Xerxes doughe coming to their logical concludion and that the rut has made you nuts."
  • Xandy: "The Councilers are not idiots! They'll question it!"
  • Maverick: "After how I exposed that Lony-Faced BITCH of trying to pull a fast one? I think "Maverick" has well-earned his place of respect with them. And once I reported you going nuts, you'll be carted off to Oranos as a crazy person and out of my hair!"
  • Xandy: "I know Chokera! She'll listen to me!"
  • Maverick: "Oh please, she may be a bleeding heart and a far-cry from her dad, but if she had a dollar for everytime prisoners had begged they don't belong there, she'd be good for retirement in her golden years. She'll too just assume that you just lost it as everyone else did! Nevermind Lony-Face, that honor-fetishist, cowboy bunny and the flying feathered vrat! I have all four of those dumbasses eating from the palms of my hands!"
  • Xandy:... Like I said, you won't get away with this.
  • Maverick: Watch me. (He walked away as Xandy was shocked to find a monstrous back behind him)
  • Xandy:... I really would've preferred Gygax for something like this.

Hero Hive Halls

  • Nathan: (He snuck in avoided the rogue security robots)... If I can just reactivate the communicator at a low capacity, I can contact at least ONE of the Heroes Act and let them assemble the rest. But this is my first time in the Hero Hive. Bizarre name, really. But no time to think about that. I have to move. (He snuck across the halls)
  • (Deadpool): "Hey wait a fucking minute, I thought Miria, Ucasashi, Hopstar and Veta were gonna get to Xandy before Perry they Psyco Platapus did, what happened to them, did they just vanished from the face of the episode?"
  • (MSM): DAMMIT, SPOILER ALERT!!! (Nathan ended up bumping into the four)...
  • (Deadpool):... Oops. (The audience booed him away throwing junk at him) Okay okay, sorry, I'll make myself absint from the episode from here on out! And I mean it this time!
  • Nathan: Wait, you guys are the recruits. I thought you were on vacation like the other heroes.
  • Hopstar: "That's actselly only for the "Pre-US" HA members. We're kinda being punished for trying to sweep Maverick's probem under the rug and fix it quietly cause Miria was afraid that because Maverick got us in the HA, him being loopy would taint our image to the Grand Council."
  • Nathan: ".... Ohhh, dear, Maverick has got himself into real trouble now. Confound that Monte! Erm, or was it Morte? Though in all fairness, he could easily pass for a Monte with his attitude and-"
  • Veta: "Wait, are you Maverick's brother?"
  • Nathan: "Yes. Though, I'm surprised you people didn't ask what I'm doing here."
  • Miria: "Well given that Xandy encountered you, we can clearly see you seek out your brother."
  • Ucasashi: "We were trying to prevent Xandy from making a risky mistake after she told us the truth about Maverick, but then Zosimo's security drones have gone mindless and started to deem us threats."
  • Veta: "Just saying, he REALLY needs to make an emergeny failsafe for these stupid things."
  • Hopstar: "Well Nate, I don't suppose you would mind some extra company?"
  • Nathan: ".... Matter of fact, yes, I could use some need. I don't suppose you capable heroes can work on rescuing Miss Xandra while I get to the communications and get a warning sent out?"
  • Veta: "Well, we were doing that anyway, so may as well."
  • Miria: But you can't do it by yourself.
  • Nathan: The hell I can't. I got here and I'm still standing.
  • Miria: For how much longer? These drones were specifically built by Zosimo to defend the place like zees in a hive.
  • Nathan: Ohhhhh, THAT'S why they call it the Hero Hive.
  • Miria: Well that was before the robots, but whatever makes you sleep at night. Are you sure you want to remain by yourself?
  • Nathan: "My dear, I served in the Warboth millaterry and snuck into the bases of terrorests and/or rogue/enemy nations, I think I can handle a usurped hero group's base."
  • Veta: Hopefully Morte can't go any furthe- (Security robots buzzed out from the Hero Hive as Maverick appeared on the screens of the planet which is being carried by the drones)
  • (Maverick): Attention everyone! I'm declaring a state of emergency! The Heroes Act has gone renegade. I don't know what caused it, but they're dangerous. I'm sending all the Hive's drones to search the UUniverses for them so I can save them. Until them, for your safety, a curfew is in effect. All citizens are to remain indoors until further notice. Those caught in violation of curfew will be tried as conspirators harboring these heroes. Stay safe! I'll bring the heroes back! (Ends transmission)
  • Veta:... WHY?! WHY DOES THIS KARMA CURSE EXIST?!? WHY DOES THE UUNIVERSES LOVE TO F*** WITH US?!
  • Hopstar: "Well great. Now with the rut in mind, people are gonna come to ill-sighted concludsions and get the wrong idea. They're gonna think they'd snapped from the latest rut."
  • Nathan: ".... Okay, new plan. We will have to focus our energy to recover Xandy."
  • Veta: "Oh NOW you want to get with us?"
  • Nathan: "Well, cause I feel like that one way or the other, the others will find themselves here soon enough. Just, not in the way as planned."

Carbungia, Serpentinoid Kingdom.

  • Magnum was seen resting on a regel lounging chair as Serpentos came in.
  • Magnum: "(Sighs relaxed)..... Serpentos, I can't thank you enough for allowing me a chance to stay here. My mother's meditation sessions got every bit of anger out of me. And your royal dinner was devine. Compliments to your chiefs. Abit annoying I wasn't able to bring additional things, but, with you having already convinscated the gem of the benvolent spirit, it's tecnecally not that bad."
  • Serpentos: ".... (Gulps unsuringly)..... Penelope, by all means, my people still have great amounts of faith in you, and the spirit itself has not declared that you lost your way. So-"
  • Magnum: "Wait a minute, Serpentos, hold up! What're you talking about Serinnia? (Gets up) I mean, I know the rut gotten bad to the point that, (Shamefully) I lost my cool, (Concerned) But I didn't think it was bad enough that my status as choosen one would be put to question."
  • Serpentos: "(Feeling guilty) By, by all means, not, offictally by the spirit. But, well..... A broadcast from Maverick was beamed by the HA security drones. He suspects you have been compromised."
  • Magnum: "What?! Serpentos, the worse that happened with me from the Oranos Breakout was me getting too emotional, I ensure you nothing happened to me!"
  • Serpentos: "Well, I'm sorry, but.... The Kingdom's Council took the warning overly seriously. They allowed the drones in. (The Drones got in) I'm sorry."
  • Magnum: "Wait, wait, this is an extreme misunderstanding- (The Drones started to fire stun lasers at her but Magnum dodged!).... UGH?! I MAY HAVE TROUBLE TRUSTING ZOSIMO TO EVER MAKE TOYS LIKE THIS EVER AGAIN AFTER THIS!?! (Zooms off as the drones chased and fired at her)"
  • Serpentos: "Penelope, please! Don't make this harder then it is for me!"
  • Magnum's voice as she is fleeing: "I'LL BUY YOU A BIG C&C MEAL AS A MAKE UP FOR WHAT I MAY HAVE TO DO AFTER THIS?!"

Gem Room.

  • The Benvolent Spirit Gem was seen resting on an altar with some Serpentnoid preists present.
  • Magnum barged in and slamed the door shut, surprising the preists!
  • Head Preist: "Choosen One? But you are still being weened from the gem."
  • Magnum: "Can't talk?! Crazy bots! Severe misunderstanding?! Rut getting worse then expected! Need, gem!"
  • The Gem flouted up from the pedistal to the preists surprise and flew at Magnum, returning her to her glory!
  • Magnum: "I gotta save the others! Oh, and I'll come back to resume my punishment and give the gem back afterwords! (Makes a teleport escape as the drones finally bursted through and were too late!)"

Coracoon.

  • Aurlena was seen beating up a boxing bag up relentless to cool down anger, being noted that she is in a gym!
  • Aurlena: "IF THE RUT WAS THIS BOXING BAG, I'D AREADLY BE DOING THIS TO IT?! (Rapid-punches the bag extremely as other gym goers were flabbergasted by her) (Aurlena stops after awhile, panting in exhaustion)..... (Stomps off to the water found, yanks the giant bottle off and drinks the entire gallon angerly!)"
  • Gym Goer 1: "...... Wow, even for a Yeerkat, she's hot when she's pissed."
  • Aurlena tosses the bottle right into the wall and it got stuck RIGHT in there!
  • Gym Manager: "Hey hey hey, Aurlena, calm down for a second, huh?!"
  • Aurlena: "HOW CAN I BE CALM?! FIRST MY GAUNTLETS GOT WRECKED AND ARE STILL BEING REPAIRED BACK AT OUR PLANET'S FBI, WHICH IS MADE HARD CAUSE THE ONE GUY WHO WAS GOOD WITH THEM TURNED VA-DOUGHE! THEY HAVE TO TRY TO BRING HIS NOTES BACK TO REBUILD THE GAUNTLETS?! Meantime, HERE I AM, PUT ON A MANDATORY VACATION BECAUSE THE RUT GOT TO BAD AND XANDY ENDED UP REALLY GETTING US FUCKED IN THE ASS ABOUT MAVERICK?! SO I'M NOT IN THE POSITION TO CALM DOWN, MAN?! I, just FUCKING hope, it doesn't get FUCKING WORSE?!"
  • The HA Drones barged in and started to fire at Aurlena as Gym Goers freaked out!
  • Aurlena managed to dodge!
  • Aurlena: ".... UGH?! AND ALCHOURSE, ZOSIMO'S TOYS GO BERSERK AND ATTACK ME?! THIS RUT, SUCKS?! (Made a drumaticly escape as she backflipped out the window, reversed sumersaulted down and made a run for it as the drones chased her)! I'M GONNA NEED MY GIRLS BACK?!"

Coracoon FBI.

  • The Gauntlets were almost completely repaired.
  • Sciencetist 1: "Well, it took awhile and many hours of reshurch, but Aurlena's Gauntlets are almost rebuildt, exactly as in the notes of the original inventor."
  • FBI Boss: "(Comes in) Just a heads up about the Gauntlets. Aurlena has been expected of having gone renigade, so when your done with the Gauntlets, you may want to hold up on giving them back to her so soon."
  • Sciencetist 2: "Where'd ya heard that, boss?"
  • FBI Boss: The leader of the Heroes Act. See for yourself. (Maverick was seen on his oPhone)
  • Scientist 2:... (Did this)
SMG4 SFX- OHHHH SHIT!!!

SMG4 SFX- OHHHH SHIT!!!

  • Scientist: SIR, THAT'S THE ESCAPED WARBOTHIAN CONVICT FROM THEIR PRIVATE ASYLUM!!!
  • FBI Boss: Well sorry, I'm blind as a battus.
  • (Battus Agent): THAT'S A STUPID MYTH!!!
  • FBI Boss: BATTUBY, CAN YOU PLEASE MIND YOUR OWN F*****G BUSINESS?! Also, it's very rude to call the Leader of the HA like that.
  • Scienceist: "Sorry if it sounded rude, but take it from us, we were in service to Warboth and had reckitnition of all persons involved. And that Maverick was placed in the St. Ted's Asylum for infecting a P.O.W. with a BRUUD, AND for having two personalities due to being a fused person with what has been implied to be one of the VA's early killers."
  • FBI Boss: "..... Well s***. Then in that case I better go alarm the Grand Council about this grevious misunderstanding."
  • Aurlena barged in and closed the door and the seeking drones!
  • Aurlena: ".... Hey, Director Lackeyesa, I know it's been awhile, but now's not a time for a good reunion! I kinda need my Gauntlets right now, the HA's drones have gone nuts for some crazy reason!"
  • Scientist 2:... Well you couldn't have come at a better time because you may have been made a vulnerable target. Maverick, is NOT what he seems.
  • Aurlena:... Doctor Durgess, you're starting to sound a bit like Xandy.
  • Doctor Durgess: Well I recognize him in my days on Warboth.
  • Aurlena:... You used to be in the Warbothian Navy?
  • Doctor Durgess: Well, mostly as it's science devision, but yes.... It's a long story. But point is, Xandy was right. Maverick has an evil split personality from a magical accident.
  • Aurlena:... Oy! The one time a threat of magical origin came and it had to be during the Fritz. Of course! Now, just give me the Gauntlets and tell me everything you know!

Warboth, Southern Side.

  • Zosimo was seen taking a peaceful stroll across the long grass as if he is in bliss.
  • Zosimo: ".... (Sighs)..... Glad I came to Warboth in a time of Truce Month where the warring nations ease off of fighting. Warboth truely is at peace when it is not trying to beat itself up. Though I kinda missed my gear, cause I'm at peace when I am able to build something-"
  • Zosimo reflexfully ducked under a firing blast as he saw the Security Drones.
  • Zosimo: ".... Aw hell no, I know alot of the HA are gonna give me FLACK for another one my creations going nuts again?! Good grief, the loss of the Contemporary Leadership sure lead to me exspearimenting with alot of bots! (Dodges another shot) AW S***?! (Makes a run for it) Good grief, the ultamate irony! The creations turning on the creator! No wonder anti-bot nuts always gives science s*** about robots! Doesn't make them less anti-advancement though!"
  • Zosimo was able to disappear into the brush, confusing the drones.....
  • Zosimo: "..... (Quietly) I hate to say it, but, maybe Xandy's onto something about Maverick Gills..... Which I can't help but feel that the last name is a word off being the missing Asylum Paience B- (Realises something)........ (Loudly) AWWWWWWWWWWWWWW, SON OF A BIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIITCH?! SO THE RUMORS ARE TRUE?! (The Drones found him with a Metal Gear exclamation sound)..... Frick."
  • Suddenly, Magnum phased in from the tree and grabbed Zosimo and vanished before the Drones could react.

Nivilsara

  • Vancer was calmly approuching a large memorial site, and to a speifific spot.....
  • Vancer: "...... Hey, Grandpa..... It's me, Vance. I know it's not like you're physically there, but, the Lamistan thing alone has showed that there is a complicated existence of a afterlife, so, I am hoping that you might be there in some way.... (Sighs)...... Gramps..... I started to do bad with the other HA members, who were like my friends to me. It all started when I tried to use that still cool Shootout Suit to give a much needed short-cut to that Eather side-track adventure when this Millapede guy showed up, then I got angry at one of the newbie would've been leaders and disrespected his honor motive and made myself look like a dick... And, he had a good reason when I did kinda wanted to use one of the mutanted veggies instead of freaking fingernail clippings even when a mutanted veggie is argueably JUST as disgusting as that, and that the stupid thing got us caught. Then I have to be up to Miria's face and nearly got neutered..... TWICE?! The second time, was because I have to have the albeit still realistic respondse to almost dying as a Vance-Popsicle, though, I came to remember that with the fritz, it ain't like it would've done much anyway. Damn magic is more complicated then I'd gave it credit for. (Sighs sadly), And I got upset at Magnum and Libby for it. And now the rut is worse then ever...... Ya know something Gramps? I, am gonna move away from bum-rushing missions. I may be a fast dude, but, that doesn't mean I can't learn to take things slow. Starting now, I won't bum-rush again. (A blast missed him as Vancer freaked out, and saw the Security)..... STARTING AFTER I SURVIVED ZOSIMO'S CRAZY TOYS?! Ugh! I am SO gonna give Zos an EARFUL about how he should have more kill-switch systems on the stupid things when they go crazy like this?! (Was about to be pounced until he zoomed off, the drones crashing and smashing apart!)"
  • Vancer speeded off!
  • Vancer: "All I gotta do is get back to my ship and- (Magnum grabs Vancer's tail and pulls him into a portal) WAIT WHA- (Gets pulled in)"

Juluba

  • Cloakblade was seen meditating in her clan's shrine.
  • Cloakblade: "...... (Sighs)...... Mother..... Father...... Even you, Uncle Oddasana......... I wish I still have the luxery of your guidence..... I wish I was able to prevent the Tainter Clan's actions sooner....... I wish I acted like a better contemporary leader. I wished I acted against their attempt to rig the initive, even when at least the fear of Miria being choosen made them interested at the least.... Just in the wrongest way.... I was clearly not meant for leadership. I am a ninja. I belonged to stealth and the presence of sheilding shadows. I will be more embracing of this from here on out. I have, many things to redeem. (Reflexfully ducks head to a fired laser)!"
  • Cloakblade looked to see the presence of the Security Drones......
  • Cloakblade: "..... I also wished that Zosimo had a better grip on his contraptions! (Cloakblade reluxfully dodged every firing of the drones)"
  • Cloakblade ninja runs away from the drones!
  • Cloakblade: "These drones coming after me whilst I am de-fanged of my weapons and gear is no accsident! I fear there may be even slight truth about Xandy's concerns about Maverick!"
  • Cloakblade was able to escape into the deepest shadows as the drones zoomed on!
  • Cloakblade: "..... I need to find a way to get to the others, before-"
  • Magnum grabbed her from being phased in a wall and pulled the surprised Cloakblade in!

Nygia.

  • Hudson was seen racing with a Gvaaast, the two having noticed fun!
  • Hudson: "WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO-HAAAAAAAAAAAAA?! TRY TO KEEP UP, AERO SLADE?!"
  • Aero Slade the Gvaaast: "Oh do be careful of what you ask for, mate! You'll just about get it?!"
  • Both he and Hudson zoomed in even speeds!
  • Their Race ended in a draw!
  • Hudson and Aero cheered and shouted as they stopped!
  • Hudson: Let's call it a draw.
  • Aero: Draw my ass, Hud! (Chuckles)
  • Hudson: Okay, just give me a piece of paper and I'll draw a straight line on it. (The two laughed)
  • Aero: "Ya know, that race may ended in a draw, but f*** it! Ya still got it since the day of your being a recruit for the Thunderchasers, Hud!"
  • Hudson: "Aww, thanks for coming to cheer me up, Aero."
  • Aero: "What can I say, mate? I heard about that rut coming back in Oranos and it got worse to the point of a forced vacation, so, why not see an old mate again?"
  • Hudson: "Thanks man. I, really kinda needed it, espeically after..... (Sadly) I broke up with Xandy."
  • Aero: "Golly, what for mate? I thought she was like your soul-mate."
  • Hudson: "Well, I got afraid that Xandy being afraid of Maverick turning out evil, or at the least just plain crazy, would put me in a bad bind with Veta again."
  • Aero: "Hey now, you know Veta doesn't get testy with you, she knows what you are like."
  • Hudson: "I know, but, she got really upset with me about the Initiative."
  • Aero: "Well fair's fair mate, you did played a part in rigging the thing to have Maverick win."
  • (Deadpool): Yeesh, 'fair's fair' is getting used a lot lately. (The audience chased him away) NANNEE!!!! (Bolted off)
  • Hudson: "By all means, I was far from condoning it."
  • Aero: "Well ya didn't exactly did anything to stop them neither mate."
  • Hudson: ".... Fair point. I'm not very good with peer-pressure, you know this."
  • Aero: "As you had previously deminstraighted many times before at the accadamy."
  • Hudson: "Well, anyway, I don't actselly plan to leave the break-up periment, I'm just, waiting on either waiting for Xandy to realise she got too far at worring about Maverick, or the least likely case, Maverick DOES end up going crazy and Xandy ends up right in a way. (Hudson and Aero narrowly dodged firing lazers) WAAAAH?!"
  • The Security Drones arrived.
  • Hudson: ".... Ya know, the HA REALLY needs to talk with Zosimo about his recent Hero Hive Robot staff ever since the contemperary leadership ended."
  • Aero: "Yikes mate, I never pegged you to be a guy to get in trouble.... Erm, outside of things like the crazy stunts I mean. This feels like serious trouble mate."
  • Hudson: "Then I think the Conk-Outs have entered a dangerious extreme! Which means- (Realises something)...... EEEEEEEEEEEEEEE?! I GET TO BE WITH XANDY AGAIN?! I mean, sure it may mean that Maverick's dangerious now, BUT YAAAAAAAAY, I GET TO STOP NOT DATING XANDY ANYMO- (Magnum buzzed from a portal and grabbed Hudson and retreated back in!)"
  • The Drones stopped firing and zoomed off.
  • Aero found himself alone.....
  • Aero: "..... That's why Hudson's my best bud. It's never boring around him."

Harbanisan

  • Clifton: (He was in a swimsuit on the beach with Jeepers and Peepers getting a tan as Harbins flipped around playing with swimming sentient beings)... You know... I've been thinking. (Jeepers bleeped) Yeah, thinking on my vacation! I couldn't help but think that there's a reason why I wasn't allowed to bring my weapons and armor. (Peepers bleeped) WHAT DO YOU MEAN OVERREACTING?! A hero being left with no weapons or defense? Don't you find that a nanite bit of suspicious?... Maybe Xandy was onto something.... Meh, it's probably nothing- (Blasts appeared that almost hit Jeepers and Peepers  as the scared duo R2-D2 screamed in unison!) GUYS!!! (Quickly got out of the water and held the scared duo) It's okay guys, just go to sleep mode and let me handle the doughe-bag that tried to hurt you! (The duo deactivated and curled up like the Star Wars Pit Droids) (Hero Hive drones appeared)... WHAT THE FRAG?! DID ZOS FORGET TO FIX SOME BUGS IN HIS ZEE DRONES AGAIN?! (They blasted at him as he was forced to retreat while holding the de-activated Jeepers and Peepers with no weapons or armor) I, am so gonna give Zos a piece of my mind about needing to keep a tighter leash on his toys! Espeically after he introdused those Construction and Remodel Bots that I STILL think got too carried away at the last remodeling when we introdused a Mount Stables to put Zoom in! Gotta get to my ship!
  • Clifton was seen running!
  • A City Mayor: "(Holding Lazer Scissers over a red ribbin) I declare the new Harbanisan Based Tessellate Mall, to be open-"
  • Clifton yoinked the scissers and took the time to cut the ribbin for the city mayor!
  • Clifton: "SORRY MR. MAYOR, BUT I KINDA NEED TO BORROW YOUR X-SERIES LAZER-SCISSERS! (Uses the thing to slice at the attacking Security Drones as the press unstop took notes and pictures of it!)"
  • Clifton beaten the last of the drones as he got exhausted.....
  • Clifton: "...... (Gives the Scissers back) Sorry for the interuption. We'll uh, send some guys to pick up the drones to take back to the hive. I'll uh.... Get going now. (Runs off)!"
  • City Mayor: "..... I, don't know what to make of what just happened."
  • Clifton was getting torwords the ship parking lot and saw where his ship is!
  • Clifton: "Gotta go, gotta go, gotta go-go- (Was Inter-sected by Magnum) WHAT THE F***APUS?!"
  • Magnum: "We'll send for Space Ship AAA for your ride later, Clifton! (Grabs him and the deactivated Jeepers and Peepers heads right into a portal!)"

Magelio

  • After hours of chanting, a large portal came forth.
  • Head Elder: "...... Great Thaumorpheus of the Magic Realms. We seek an audience with you."
  • Thaumorpheus' voice: "(Whimpery) I AM NOT IN A VERY GOOD MOOD?!"
  • Head Elder: "..... (Quietly) Ohhhh dear, that is not a good sign. (Openly) Uh, would it be, convinent to you if we, the elders of Magelio, come to see you?"
  • Thaumorpehus' voice: "...... (Calming down) Oh wait, my mistake, I was actselly kinda expecting this coming for a good while. My apologies, it's just that, I got into a crying fit awhile ago cause the central United Unvierses has entered an extreme stage of the Mana Drought thanks to a situation about a spefific world and-.... Erm, sorry, irrelivent infomation. Good Elders of Magelio, you may come."
  • Head Elder: "..... My children of Magilo, be ensured that I, Aristedes, and the other council members, will return shortly with our meeting with Thaumorpheus. We will explore the Fritz, soon enough. (The Elders assended into the portal and entered it as it closed)...."
  • Cornelious: "..... Okay, I'm saying it right now, that bit about Thaumorpheus sounding like he was throwing a tandrum is NOT A GOOD OMEN?!"
  • Luckiry: "Hey calm down, Cornelious, Thaumorpheus was always known to be a very, emotional cosmic entity, kinda comes with the fact he lives in the Magic Realms, a dimension known to be like if Childhood Fantasies became a realm that makes you high. Doesn't help that much of it's setting is LITERALLY made of sugars, all the way to the soil."
  • Samantha: "Still, I wouldn't call that reaction comfirting. That makes the Fritz potaintionally worse then expected. And it more then confirms that the Lougers' universes' might be having it worse than us. At least in Magelio's case, we can still USE Magelio magic. The Lougers' Universes have entered a state where heavy restirctions have to apply."
  • Cornelious: "Oh fret not! I, Cornelious, would offer that universe the chance to be blessed by my shining grace and would offer to share magical relief!"
  • Luckiry: "That, largely depends on the state. I'm sure their Universes' High Council has it all covered."
  • Cornelious: "Well still, Gennifer, I would still offer the relieving grace of my superiority."
  • Luckiry: "It's Geneva, and, you still have so much EGO to work out."
  • Cornelious: "Can't I help it that I am usually so awesome?"
  • Geneva: "(Scoffs), Like how well you handled the Xerus Sorrowers for all that time you spent there until TWO BIRDBRAINS saved you?"
  • Cornelious: "..... Heheheh, I did say "Awesome", I never suggested I was perfect."
  • Samantha: "(Sighs), I wish I was able to tell the HA this. But this forced vacation might hold me back for awhile. At least, I would get to spend it with some old fellow student-friends."
  • Geneva: "No prob, Sam. And I can't thank you enough for helping out with Saetha's wedding, I'm so glad it still worked out dispite those villain interuptions."
  • Samantha: "But alchourse, espeically cause it involved escaped VA members and-"
  • A Security Drone rammed into Samantha as it was followed by others!
  • Samantha: "(Leaps away from the Security Drone and backwords flip for a landing)...... Ugh, Zosimo, your gizmos have NO sense of courtesy sometimes?! (Starts dodging lasers) And alchourse my wand is back in the Hero Hive cause of the forced vacation! I hate to sound like I'm siding with Xandy's crazy theory about Maverick, but this mess doesn't paint him in a decent image!"
  • Geneva: What's going on?!
  • Samantha: I know little, I'm afraidm, but I'm going to find out. Feels like the 'vacation' was nothing more than a diversion. Either way, I've got to make another call!
  • ???: THAT won't be necessary. (Magnum appeared on a magical view portal and disabled the Drones)
  • Magnum: I'm already reuniting the heroes. You continue with the investigation. I've got Maverick. (Shut the portal)
  • Samantha:... Never mind, then.

Zirciania

  • Telthona, with weaponless cybernetics parts, was seen on the run from more Security Drones!
  • Telthona: "Well this is just lovely, sugar! I done find myself without my parts with weapons in them, and Zosimo's toys deside to go berserk! But, no need to worry! I always learn to work with what I got! These things are nothing a fire hydraint spraying water couldn't defeat! (She sprayed them as they were unfazed)... Well, at least he fixed that bug, BUT DAMN IT CONVENIENCE!!!! (She continued dodging until Magnum pulled her out)"

Altus

  • Nanobyte was seen running from Vrat-Based Security Drones!
  • Nanobyte: "I AM SO, NOT GONNA LET ZOSIMO HEAR THE END OF IT FOR MAKING SECURITY DRONES BASED ON VRATS?! THIS IS THE ANTITHESIS, OF UNCOOL!! (Jumps into a hole only he can fit as the Vrat Drones try to dig in) This, this isn't really happening! This, this is all just one big extended dream I am having cause I am actselly inside a status pod still being healed from whatever s*** that was in that psyco toy's breath! This, this is that dark energy stuff still messing with my mind?! Yeah, it's, it's all, a nightmare! (One of the Vrat Drones reached in barely swiped at Nanobyte's leg, scratching it) DAAAAAAAA'OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWW! THAT WAS REAL?! THAT IS REAL PAIN?! THIS IS NOT A DREAM?! AAAIIIIIEEEEEEEE!!! (He backs away from the Vrat Drone claws) NO?! NO PLEASE?! NO?! (SHRILLY SCREAMS AS HE CLOSED HIS EYES, AS UNWARE HE WAS SAVED BY MAGNUM'S HAND AND PULLED AWAY INTO AN INBETWEEN REALM AS HE STILL SCREAMED)!"
  • Magnum: "..... Nano, you're safe."
  • Nanobyte stopped screaming and saw that he was looked at by the bemused HA members.......
  • Nanobyte: "...... Don't tell Miami I was screaming like a little girl. Better yet, don't tell anyone PERIOD?!"
  • Clifton: "(Scoffs), Was it the Vrat Ones?"
  • Nanobyte: "..... (Shamefully) Yes, it was the Vrat ones."
  • Cloakblade: "You know Nanobyte, we need to work on having your fear of vrats addressed, for it would be easily used against you."
  • Nanobyte: "I know I know, Miami is already trying to have me put on therapy for it!"
  • Magnum: "Ahem, speaking of which...."

Pharagu

  • Ambassitor Rush'Amore was seen with CEO Magmwo Juncker.
  • Magmwo: "Ambassitor, you will be pleased to know that the Grand Council are willing to give take two to the Pharagu talks another try as early as next week. Soon as the Councilers deal with another HA Rut problem, you'll be pleased to know that we'll figure something out about the cleaning rights."
  • Rush'Amore: "Well, at least this whole thing is going somewhere at least. Madam President has grown weary about the Pharagu situation. Ever since that insodent cause by that FOOL Chessepuffus, many a Skepticen president from past to present had desired had desired to save Pharagu from this ever infamous act of USRA incompidence."
  • Magmwo: "I know. This company dealt with years of Skep Ambassitors trying to make that happen for generations."
  • Rush'Amore: "AHEM?!"
  • Magmwo: "Uh, right right, Skepticen, I know you're not fond of the abridged name."
  • Rush'Amore: " Most indeed, that is an understatement. Just calling my people, (Disgusted groan), "Skeps", is nothing more then the word of unrefined and unsofisicated tongues that they dare not be bothered to learn the name RIGHT!"
  • Magmwo: "To be fair, skeps- duh, Skepticens, apart from you, don't seem to have a problem with it. I mean, compaired to, and pardon me for saying this, "Skepetons", just calling your people "Skeps" is not a racial insult."
  • Rush'Amore: "The fact it wasn't meant to be racist, doesn't ease the disrespect to my people's name, Mr. Juncker. Skepticens don't appresiate short-cuts to trying to understand the complex intertrices of life. And that includes "Nicknames". I mean, why would a person bother with having a more sofisicated name if peers would just abridged it because their tongues are too unrefined for the full name? You don't find me wanting to call you "Maggy" or "Magman" because I had deemed the name "Magmwo" slightly awkword to pronounced."
  • Magmwo: "I get it, I get it. But still, I've met, Skepticens, before, they didn't complained about me just refering to them as Skeps."
  • Rush'Amore: "That's because they expected you to have a less-refined tongue and saw it coming. That doesn't mean they liked the abridged name, they, begrudgently tolerate it at best."
  • Magmwo: "I see. Well, I'll be sure to remember that. Shall I get you anything?"
  • Rush'Amore: "Actselly, I think it's about time for me to return to Skeptic Major. I'll be sure to inform Madam President that at least the negosiations are back in working order since the Millapede fiasco-"
  • Miami: "(Runs by them) COMING THROUGH?!
  • Rush'Amore: "Wait, what in the-"
  • The Security Drones flew by and unintentionally smacked Rush'Amore down, comedically humiliating the skep as one of the Drones ended up with his powdered wig, another taking his robes unintentionally, leaving Rush'Amore in old-timey swimsuit-like underwear.
  • Rush'Amore: "(Saw the indigity of his humiliation)..... AHHHHHHHH?! (COVERS HIMSELF) MY REGEL BODY, IMPROPERLY DRESSED?! (Angerly stares at a nervious Magmwo)."
  • Magmwo: "Hey now, that came came out of nowhere for me too!"
  • Rush'Amore: ".... NEVER IN ALL MY YEARS OF AMBASSITORING THAT I HAVE BEEN SO, HUMILIATED?! I DEMAND GRAND COUNCIL ATTENTION NOW FOR THIS?! I WANT LEGAL COMPINSATION?! OR ELSE?!"
  • Magmwo: "Okay okay, calm down! I'll call the Council about this! In the mean time, (Gets on a communicator) SIXTON, SEND SECURITY TO CAPTURE A BUNCH OF CRAZY DRONES THAT SNAGGED AWAY RUSH'AMORE'S ATTIRE THAT WERE SEEN CHASING MIAMI FOR SOME REASON, THOSE THINGS HAVE SOILED A PERFECTLY NEGOSIATED SESSION WITH THE AMBASSITOR?!"
  • Sixton's voice: "AWWWW, S***?! Don't worry sir! I'll get to the bottom of this!"
  • Miami: (She was running across the junky wasteland avoiding acid pools and hatching up traps for them which finished them off)... At least this trash is good for something. (More drones appeared and repaired the destroyed ones out of random junk)... And now I'm back to hating it.
  • Junkogont: IT'S CALLED RECYCLING!!!
  • Miami: WHATEVER!!! (Magnum took her out of thin air) WHYAH!!... (The drones were confused as one of them just fell apart comically)

Keuca

  • Radcliff was seen doing a flying session to keep calm while Stephenie was in a full-body swimsuit and relaxing on the beach.
  • Stephenie: "..... Ya know, ignoring the lack of gear, this isn't so bad. I barely use weapons to begin with."
  • Radcliff flew up by her and stopped.
  • Radcliff: "Yeah well, now I feel no different from Hudson. My one advantage over him is that I can actselly use a freaking gun! I feel, naked."
  • Stephenie: "Look, sweetie, it's only Maverick's orders. This rut obviously was getting to us."
  • Radcliff: "I know, I know, it's just..... I thought we were finally getting out of it, then Vancer just had to complain about dying, something that's KINDA PART OF THE JOB DISCRIPTION OF BEING IN THE HA AND LIKELY ALREADY KNOWS ABOUT, and got us back into the rut, if not worse off this time?! Ugh! Did that stupid Millapede thing screwed us over THAT badly?!"
  • Stephenie: "Well, we spent a lot of time on an overly elaborate scavenger hunt to appease a hidden Magelio User Elder which brought us into the Eather fiasco, we finally got to the Lougers' universes just as they were caught in a bind, fell into a giant river of blood, got caught up in alot of complicated bro-haha in a golden dimension, and the less said about the discovery of the existence of cosmic forces, the better."
  • Radcliff: "..... Okay, fair point. I suppose no amount of training would prepare anyone to a giant genderly ambiguious magical mutli-legged bug."
  • Stephenie: "Well, I also suppose that it's also because of how much our lives had came to be radically changed cause of it. We have an offictal leader of the HA now as opposed to a comtemporary position. It's the first time we have someone actively out to lead us as opposed to it just being Zosimo or Cloakblade for that brief time."
  • Radcliff: "Well, I like to believe that we'll get out of this new rut soon with everyone changing for the better."
  • Stephenie: "That's the spirit. (Playfully teasey) Now, I don't suppose you wouldn't mind placing a new coat of sunscreen on me?"
  • Radcliff: "Oh-hohohohohohohoho, ma'am yes ma'am, you teasey temptress with legs! (Grabs the Sunscreen) You're gonna me more smothered in a good ol' fastion Keucan BBQ!"
  • The two found themselves surrounded by security drones....
  • Radcliff: "...... The hell? The freaking f*** are Zosimo's blasted thingamajigs doing all the way out here?"
  • Stephenie: "I, have less then positive feelings about this. (They open fire) WHAAA?!"
  • Radcliff: WATCH MY WOMAN'S ASS!!!... AND NOT THE MIND-GUTTERY WAY, I LITTERALLY MEANT THAT YOU SHOULD WATCH TO NOT SHOOT HER ASS?! CAUSE I'LL BE DAMNED IF IT GETS SCORCHED BY LASER- (He was blasted) D'OW CRAP?!
  • Stephanie: RAD!!! NOBODY BLASTS MY BIRDY!!! (Destroys much of the drones)
  • Radcliff: Wow! Her swimsuit fighting is sexy, even if she had to go for a full-body suit.
  • Stephanie: IS THAT REALLY NECESSARY IN THIS CASE, HON?!
  • Radcliff: You're holding back a drone with a sweet ass view. I can't help i- (Drones shredded his bottom naked) NO, MY HINEY DOO!!! (Stephanie giggles)
  • Stephanie: "Hope that makes you think less about sex in a bad time. (Dodges another lazer!) Whoa! (Backflips in dodging attacks!) Hawkens, I think we may have to cut our vacation short!"
  • Radcliff: "Oh yeah, cause nothing makes a vacation end short then crazy bot attack! (The Two made a run for it, then suddenly the two feel into a ground portal set by Magnum as it vanished!)"

Mieber

  • Tollund was seen doing unarmed recon in an an abandoned Underground Rebeler city.
  • Tollund: "..... (On comlink) Sting, Tamera. You two sure there's some left-over Undergrounders here?"
  • (Sting): "We're sure, Tollund. And we're concerned this sect of Undergrounders are large enough to try and revive Rea Buhl's legacy."
  • Tollund: "Even with the Sun cured?"
  • (Tamera): "We never said these guys were smart. Even with the corruptive sun proven real previously, thanks to the fact Rea had to be against what the Hackagons were doing period, the negitive opinions on these standerds aren't gonna die out so easily. These guys are likely to still have even some traces of the corrupted sun's enfluence, and they have a higher risk of bring Corruptus enfluence back. They need to be captured and contained."
  • Tollund: "Got ya. One sect of idiots ready for treatment, coming right up. Usually not crazy for work on vacation, but, compaired to what I seen and had to put up with, it may as well BE a vacation."
  • (Sting): "Just be careful. The leader of this sect is basicly a total fangirl of Rea. Sting and Tamera, out."
  • Tollund: "(Comlink ends)...... This should be a piece of cake."
  • Tollund heard a meeting unfolding and looked at the remaining bar of the underground city.
  • Tollund snuck down and peaked into a window.
  • A collection of dirty 21 Centaury clouthing waaring undergrounders were seen consuming beer as a six-armed Raptor with 6 eyes, three on each side, got their attention with the glass.......
  • Raptor: "...... Attention, my dear reminants of the Underground. For a long while ever since the tragity of the Goverment winning over us, we have lost our dear Rea Buhl.... Then Overkillbrew didn't really helped us and something about Corruptus coming back making things complicated..... Sure, Glutus is gone as well, but at what price? The Hackagons still over-control everything. True Alcahol is still banned! Drugs are at the least heavily regulated so that it may as well be LIKE they're still banned! AND FUCKING LANGUISE CENSORING IS STILL AN ISSUE?! The Hackagons are still too heavy handed and it must be corrected. But this time, the appearently real corruptive sun is no more. Our sun is cured. So in my eyes, there is no more reason for these restrictions! And that stuff about residue corruption is still iffy at best! I propose, we get the Underground, back."
  • Rebeler 1: "WELL WHAT'S THE IDEAR, YA ANARCHIAL BITCH?!"
  • Raptor: "It's pronounced, Ann Archy. I, am a Sixtor, descended from Vandorian Immigrantion, who I had much to show to the world."
  • Rebeler 2: "Bah! Why should we listen to you? Rea didn't really cared for us!"
  • Ann Archy: "Well, I like to believe that poor Rea, my dreamboat, was lead misguided by that accursed corrupted sun, thus, he wasn't able to focus. I wish to offer, a more well-guided rebelion against the Hackagons, cause I would rather seperate the idea from the idea maker. Rea still had the right idea, he just, got too ambitious. The thing is, we should focus more on having a counter-socity then fighting off the Hackagons. This rebelion, should win by swaying, not harming. That was the stupidity Overkillbrew introdused and tainted our group with. We need to be disobedient, passively."
  • Rebeler 3: "..... (He and the other sect laughed!)"
  • Ann Archy: "...... What?"
  • Bruser Rebeler: "You're a dumb c**t, lady!"
  • Gross Rebeler: "A c**t who's still having the hots for Rea!"
  • Short-Rebeler: "Don't ya know that he's into this hot-ass deer on the Orderlies?!"
  • Ann Archy: "He just needs to be given a chance to see me, I-"
  • A Big Lizard covered in tattoos appeared behind Ann Archy.
  • Ann Archy: "Whoo! My, you're a big Xaro, are you?"
  • Tattooed Xaro: "Hmmmm. I suspected as much. You're only doing this to try and impress Rea Buhl! (Ann Archy feels some shame about it)...... Well, Dessos doesn't approve. You're going down, Sixtor."
  • Ann Archy: "Wait, wait, WAIT?!"
  • ???: "Now hold up!"
  • The Rebelers saw Tollund.....
  • Dessos: ".... (Growls angerly)...... T....... You, traitor."
  • The other Rebelers look angerly at Tollund.
  • Dessos: "We, trusted you, and you betrayed us."
  • Tollund: "I was only trying to prevent Mieber from falling into irreverseable dishastor."
  • Dessos: "LOOK WHERE THAT BROUGHT US?! Many of us trying to escape the Hackagons control, are now captured or dead in cases of unlucky ones! And it's largely thanks to you! I will claim your head, and become the new hero of a new rebelio- (Ann Archy smacked Dessos down with a wine bottle, knocking him out)!"
  • Ann Archy: "..... If it's all right with you, T..... I always did find you equilly as attractive as Rea."
  • Tollund: ".... Ohhh. Uh, could we save this talk after we get ourselves out of a rough scrape? (The two noticed rebels closing in)."
  • Ann Archy: ".... As a matter of fact, I am starting to believe in that resisual corruption problem now."
  • Ann and Tollund began to work togather to fight off Rebeler reminants!
  • A Giant Fat Frog Rebeler charged while making Sumo-sounds!
  • Tollund: "Giant exsirsize failure story at 2:00!"
  • Ann smacked down a barrol of beer as the Giant Fat Frog slipped on them and crashed into the wall!
  • Rebeler Doggards charged!
  • Tollund: "Who let the Doggards out in 5:09! I got this! (Uses a table as a riot sheild and held the Doggards back!)"
  • (Tamera): "(Comlink turns on) This is the Mieberian Order Force reporting in. Do you require assistence?"
  • Tollund: "If I don't call back again, send back up! I'm engaged with the remaining sect."
  • (Sting): "Got ya. We'll be down right away."
  • A Manta Ray AUUian Rebeler appeared and pounced onto Ann Archy!
  • Manta Ray: "T?! (Tollund looked to see him)..... Ease yourself from fighting us, or the wrench gets it!"
  • The Rebelers surrounded him.....
  • Tollund: "..... Let Miss Ann go. She's an innosent in all of this."
  • Manta Ray: "Then come back to the underground Tollund, FOR REAL this time! Forget the orderlies and represent the carols of freedom!"
  • Tollund: "I ain't to be bribed, Mantus D'roay."
  • Mantus: ".... Then it would be a shame to waste a fine female like this Sixtor. (Pulls out a normal non-futuristic gun) Last chance. Convert back to us or-"
  • The Security drones barged in and knocked Mantus down, rendering him unconjustus.
  • Tollund: "Oh what the hell, Zosimo? What's wrong with your toys now?! (The Drones tried to fire at him, but Tollund dodged while using the blasts to knock out the rebelers!) Miss Ann, get to safety, things are dangeriouser then expected!"
  • Ann: "I'll return the favor someday, T!"
  • Tollund: "IT'S TOLLUND, BY THE WAY?! (Leaps out like a badass through a window and escapes)....."
  • Ann: "...... I'll remember that."
  • Tiny Mole Rebeler: "I'LL DESTROY YOU?! (Ann stomps on him) D'OW?!"
  • Tollund was seen running from the Security Drones.
  • Tollund: "Ugh, sometimes I wish Zosimo had other hobbies then just making bots!"
  • Magnum: (She gets him to run into a portal while using the portals to redirect the drones chasing him into a wall) Leave him alone. And Ann?... Might I recimend you get your life togather, miss. (Vanishes)
  • Ann:... What... The... Why... (Dubbed as TFS Cell) I HAVE SO MANY QUESTIONS!!!

Hoihoi

  • Ruther was seen riding on Zoom across the series of Hoihoi's many beautiful islands!
  • Ruther: "WHOOOO-HOOOOOOOOOOOOO! Thank goodness you didn't counted as a Weapon, Zoom! (Zoom screeched happly)! Hoihoi's the best place for stress-relief!"
  • The Professor and Chell were seen lounging on lounge chairs on the beach watching Zoom and Ruther....
  • Professor Abberant: ".... One thing you do have to admire about Ruther. It's never a boring event with him."
  • Chell: Yeah, why'd you think I fell in love with him?
  • Professor Aberrant: "Noted."
  • Hula Girl: "(Comes with drinks) Any of you like drinks?"
  • Chell: Yes please. (They sip the drinks)
  • Aberrant: So, um... You think things will be okay after that scene in the Hero Hive?
  • Chell: I hope so. And I hope as heck that Xandy and Hudson get back together. Those two seem too genuine to just let a simple mistake break them apart.
  • Aberrant: "Well, given Hudson's nature, he's not the one to stay grudgeful at all, if he even KNOWS how to be grudgeful. I feel like a lot of that break-up stuff was just him worrying Veta would get upset at him for another case of druma."
  • Chell: "I'd figured that much."
  • Aberrant: Or maybe, as a spitball, I'm guessing the breakup was just something meant to lower Xandra's spirit or something. Not on Hudson's willful part, mind you, but, I feel as if that maybe maybe there is even some concern about Maverick's mental state. Think about it. It happened when she was trying to prove Maverick was secretly evil. Now I do still agree it was a radical claim, but, maybe it wasn't nessersarly Maverick himself that's the issue. He does have the conk-outs, so, I suspect maybe at the least a rogue persona that might taint his leadership credability. And given how desperate Xandra sounded, there was no way she sounded like she was just screwing around, even with Xandra not being knwon for her, maturity. I know when someone is telling the truth by body language and behavior. If you ask me, maybe sending us here without weapons was more a setup than a punishment.
  • Chell: Oh I'm sure it's just a coincidence. (Drones teleport around them with bizarre portal wings)... On the other hand...
  • Aberrant: Are those the portal-wing prototype I've been working on with Zos? Egad, it works like a charm! (They fired at them) EYAPE!!! Too bad it's working well AGAINST us. appearently!
  • Chell: HEY, BACK OFF!! (Throws a rock at them)
  • Aberrant: NO, DON'T, THOSE WINGS ARE- (The rock flung through the wings like a portal and came out the other hitting her in the head)... Portals that rebound any attempt to shoot them off.
  • Chell: Derp! (Falls unconscious)
  • Tether: (Lands with Zoom) Alright, what's going o- (He was blasted in the crotch) GOOOOH, MY T-BAGS!!!!
  • Abberant: "Ruther, I'm afraid we have another issue with Zosimo's creations!"
  • Ruther: "(Squeaky voice) I FUCKING NOTICED?! I'm gonna need to talk to Zos about having an emergeny off-switch for these crazy-ass bots! (Sees Chell knocked out) Even more so that my girl got K.O.'ed by these fuckers!"
  • Abberant: "That's because these units are the Portal-Wings. She tried to throw a rock and it was rebounded back to her."
  • Ruther: ".... Ya just had to encourage Zosimo, did you?"
  • Abberant: "To be fair, his suggestion for robotic assitence and care-takers for the Hero Hive had interested me and Nerdus alike and we wanted to see if we can work with him on it!"
  • Ruther: "Ya could've waited until after he was out of his funk about the contemperary leadership thing ending!"
  • Aberrant: Just for clarity's sake, this was BEFORE that incident. The fact they became more prodominant afterwords is unfortunate cowinidence! (The drones blast at them as they ran with an unconscious Chell)... I'm just saying, a swarm of drones defending the Hero Hive like an actual zeehive? How could I say no? Certainly made the name 'Hero Hive' less nonsensical and confusing why it has the name other then it's because it's suppose to be a hive of heroes. Besides, the drone hives back at the Hero Hive are pretty hard to hack. We made it that only a high-rank member of the Heroes Act can program them and-... Oh, that, star-billed, sabotaging, desecrating MOTHERHUBBEEEEEEEEEERRRR!!! (Gull-pterosaurs flew off)
  • Tether: What? You mean Maverick?
  • Aberrant: I think we've all been set up. Now with Maverick in charge and Xandy being the last Class III hero left, we've got nothing on this dark conk-out side of Maverick. Maybe Xandy was right, but also wrong. Maverick may pocess a duel personality. And since all except Xandy are Class I, there's no way we can deactivate those drone hives.
  • Tether: We'll think of something. Xandy trusts us, right?
  • Aberrant: After what happened and how much we were against her? Her immaturity speaks for itself. She'll just hold a grudge cause of our quickness to have understandable doubt until it's too late. It's up to us I'm afraid.
  • Tether: (Sighs) It's times like this why petitions to unban mind control serums exist.
  • Aberrant: Well too bad. Brainwashing, no matter if it's used for a good cause, is still wrong. Trust has to be built genuinely, and not forcefully. Forced trust is false trust. Now stop getting us off-topic, we need to get out of he- (Magnum opened a ground portal that they fell through) GWAAAH!! (The drones were confused and just regrouped into a hive-like space pod that blasts off)

Aie Prog.

  • Libby was seen meditating with Ossyrogen.
  • Libby: "Thank you for allowing me a chance to meditate Ossyrogen."
  • Ossyrogen: "It was my pleasure, Young Ation. Espeically since the shared brain parts of the fallen Nova Titan 0MEN has done well for me. It has cured my forgetfulness. Though I have pocessed a slightly more agressive edge when provoked."
  • Libby: "Oh, sorry. That's likely residuals from 0MEN. Sometimes the fusing of A.I. tends to lead to, rather interesting effects."
  • Ossyrogen: "Which does explain my rather sudden interest to, go charging into a fight at the first momental glance. I suspect I may be inhereding Nova Titan's designation for battle. Would this complicate my place in the temple?"
  • Libby: "Oh don't worry, with the Tibellas gone and crime being redused, we'll have no trouble. Besides, who would be crazy to attack an Omnican Monistairy?"
  • Zorra was seen freaking out and slamming the door on her way in!
  • Libby: "Zorra? What're you doing out of Channon, or at the least the neightbering system where Grime is?"
  • Zorra: "..... I don't wanna alarm anyone, but.... We got a situation here. Zosimo's crazy bots have gone nuts! Some of them chased me all the way out here, and then some more extra ones were seen flying around the temple grounds, likely looking for you!"
  • Ossyrogen: "Oh dear. If that is the case, then, would Tyberious Junior not face simular issues?"
  • Libby: "(Gasps)! TJ?!"

Tyberious' Junior's Location.

  • Tyberious Jr.: "(Was seen running from security drones) OKAY, I AM SO FILEING A FORMAL COMPLAINT TO ZOSIMO ABOUT THIS?! I'LL ALSO HAVE TO GIVE NERDUS A COMPLAINT TO, CAUSE HE HAD A ROLE IN SOME OF THESE?! I GOTTA GET TO LIBBY AND WARN HER ASSUMING ZORRA DIDN'T HAD MY BACK ON IT OR IF SHE FOUND OUT ON HER OWN?!"

Temple

  • Libby: WE HAVE TO SAVE HIM!!!
  • Ossyrogen:... I'm on it for some reason. (Charges in and did this)
SMG4 N' Pals Seaside Stupidity Part 2

SMG4 N' Pals Seaside Stupidity Part 2

3:30-3:55

  • Ossyrogen: GAH, OH, OHH MY SERVOS!
  • Zorra:... I don't remember him being this fight-happy.
  • Libby: "Remember that 0MEN Nova Titan?"
  • Zorra: "Oh right, ya gave part of that bot's bot-brain to him to fix his memory glitching. Right."
  • Libby: Suppose that COULD make him yet another future candidate for the Heroes Act.
  • Ossyrogen: (As the two fixed his servos) OH, THANK YOU!!
  • Zorra: If THOSE bugs are fixed.
  • Tyberious Jr: (Barges in and closes the doors) Guys, we have a problem.
  • Zorra: We noticed. Zos' bots have gone haywire. PLEASE don't tell me someone forget to run a diagnostic on the drone hives before we were all demoted!!
  • Libby: Hey, none of us are geniuses on Zosimo's level I think we need to go back to the Hero Hive. (Magnum sent them through a ground portal) WAAHH!!
  • Ossyrogen:... I might have had too much renefuel.

Eather.

  • Jorcori was seen in a meditated stance on top of a stance in front of a roaring flame.
  • Jorcori: "..... Clear my mind of all thoughts. Clear, my mind. Clear my-"
  • Drones surround Jorcori....
  • Jorcori: "..... Some nonsense is about to occure, isn't it-"
  • Jorcori quickly dodged the drones attack as he grabbed the staff and entered combat stance!
  • Jorcori: "RUDE DEVICES OF ZOSIMO?! THIS IS A PRIVATE MEDITATION PLACE ON EATHER?! A SACRED TRAINING GROUND OF THOSE OF MY ASSASSIN BLOOD?! Punishment is immiment and severe! (They blast at him as he dodged them and destroyed them)... That's better. I'm talking with Zosimo after this. (Continued meditation on the stance until a portal opened) Now what? (Magnum pulled him in) GUWAH!!!

Chapter 5: Morte Revealed

Inbetween Realm

  • The Remaining HA members were seen as Magnum comes back with Aurlena that looked tired out.
  • Aurlena: "WOOOO! I'll give ya this, Zos. Ya didn't took any short-cuts with those bots. They're alot of fun to fight!"
  • Zosimo: Good to see I'm making progress when I'm NOT the leader!
  • Ruther: "Dude, let it go."
  • Zosimo: "I know, I know."
  • Magnum: Well everyone... Good news and bad news. Good news is that everyone is accounted for. Bad news is... I only have enough mana to transport us back to the Hero Hive now after sending each of you here.
  • Vancer: "Aw nuts. I think I understand Miria's point now. That means that after this last trip, you won't be able to use magic."
  • Magnum: "Sad but true Vancer. I know this isn't a convinent thing, but-"
  • Vancer: "(Stops Magnum with a confident smirk)..... It's no prob, Mags. After all. Where's the fun in being one of the HA if magic is always able to solve problems, much less during the time of this Fritz?"
  • Magnum: "..... (Smiled impressed) I take it you took time to reflect?"
  • Vancer: "Well, having a one-sided conversation with a late-relitive, kinda helped put things into perspective.... That being said, I think that even with magic, with what Xandy had said in mind, Maverick isn't gonna be easy reguardless. He did managed to beat that cursed clown toy after all. Maverick, or whatever is wrong with him, clearly knows how to fight."
  • Cloakblade: "Hence why we need a stragity."
  • Zosimo: "More then that. I know this is tecnecally our problem, but we're gonna need the Lougers for this. Cause even with the HA mostly togather, Maverick/Morte doesn't have to try too hard in using my poor babies against us!"
  • Jorcori: "Speaking of which, I believe your machines still have many adjustments to make."
  • Zosimo: "I know, I know, ya'll ain't the first in the complaint line! Let's worry first about getting back to the hive, then giving my creations another fine-tuning, okay?"
  • Hudson: "Exactly. Xandy is in trouble and we need to help her, even if she is likely abit angry at us."
  • Magnum: "Well if so, helping her out of this mess is indeed a step in the correct direction. We'll do exactly that. Zosimo, Cloakblade, you're gonna need to help stragises a plan."
  • Zosimo: "..... Well Yayoi, it's time to put appearent tensions between us about the whole affair aside us and work togather. (Puts hand out to be shake)...."
  • Cloackblade: "...... Ucasashi would want me to. But even then..... I never had any ill-wills with you Zosimo, even with earnest distatisfaction from what occured on Eather. (Shakes hand) Besides. There is already enough conflict with Maverick having lost his mind. Why add more?"
  • Zosimo: Agreed. The drone hives are hackproof and can only be managed by Class III heroes and the leader. They certainly gave more logic to a place called the 'Hero HIVE', acting like a swarm of zees, right up to their expansive caste system. Has to be my finest work yet... (Breaths through teeth) Unfortunately I never considered I'd be on this side of it. Now that we're all Class I... The drones are out of our control.
  • Vancer: Sucks, doesn't it?
  • Clifton: Well kudos on working out so many bugs, even if they were used against us.
  • Zosimo: Bugs? I've still been fixing those before this mess.
  • Everyone: WHAT?!
  • Zosimo: Yeah. If I did, I'd let you know. That IS protocol.
  • Tether: And... The portal wings?
  • Zosimo: They were still a work in progress. Just weren't properly programmed or tested.
  • Clifton:... So, if you didn't do those fixes... Who did?
  • Vancer: Duh, Maverick.
  • Zosimo: It wasn't Maverick! He may be a genius, but he's not THAT kind of genius. He has no programming or engineering skill. The only other one I know that does is- (Realizes)... The Queen Control Program.
  • Jorcori: You mean the AI that controls the drone hives? Impossible. You said it was hackproof.
  • Zosimo: AND it only responds to high-class heroes and the leader. And since Maverick is the leader... Well, QCP is easily applicable to his manipulation.
  • Nanobyte: Arbasus, this guy is giving Gygax a run for his money. What kind of criminal mastermind got fused with Maverick?!
  • Zosimo: ".... One of the VA's earlist trained assassins, and by extention, pretty much first serious villain behind Qui and the Secret Founders. Morte Gillon."
  • Ruther: ".... Ya kinda lost me that the bad guy's name is "Morte"."
  • Zosimo: "Don't be fooled by the fact he doesn't pocess an exciting and/or overtly evil sounding name like he's some kind of cartoon villain. Morte was the earlist and greatest trained killer the VA in it's infancy was damn lucky to have... At least that's what his HoloID states. He was what they relied on to deal with problems before they even started making deals with the Dark Sisterhood or the Bounty Hunter Consortium, much less having members that barely even match him or were close to being capable. Luckly, the VA never realized how much of the perfect villain he was before he was lead to be captured by Nathan, because he was also the perfect double-agent for being fused with Maverick back when he was starting out as a cheap thug to build up money to learn how to be an assassin. He was kept as a secret in the Warboth Government ever since as he was left inside St. Ted's Asylum. The secret was kept so shut-tight, not even the Grand Council knew about it. As far as they knew, Maverick simply retired and faded to obscurity, and Morte was assumed to have died on a job on the VA's point of view."
  • Tyberious Jr.: "..... Well great! Thanks to Warboth's government being stupid about something OBVIOUSLY damn concerning as Maverick being fused with an early era VA psyco, we just unknowingly made a VA member the boss of us!"
  • Zosimo: "Worse than that. Maverick ended up fusing with Morte to begin with, was during Warboth's Magic Storm event. The same one known to create a super-beast known as the Beastequinox. A fused creature of Equinox Magic just as much at war with itself as it would be to adversaries."
  • Jorcori: ".... Ugh, is it not enough we're going up against a fused being of two well trained fighters, now it's also that they can become a monster of magic origin?"
  • Clifton: "And what a time for us to be without Samantha."
  • Libby: "And I wasn't able to get the Mireotis Orb."
  • Vancer: "Well thanks to the Fritz, even those things would only be good for so long until they run as dry as a desert. As Miria would like to say, this is a time where we're gonna need to man up and do without magic."
  • Zosimo: ".... Actselly, now that I think about it, I think the Fritz is a double-edge sword. Just as much as it would effect us, it should effect the Beastequinox form as well."
  • Cloakblade: "Ahh, you're suggesting we exhaust his mana power as well, like with the wizard from Azathoth?"
  • Zosimo: You got it.
  • Miami: Well Morte seems like the kind of villain that'll be expecting us. And with no access to the QCP, and with magic being too dry to use now, we're gonna have to beat him at his own game.
  • Tyberious Jr: At least we all know about the ins and outs of the Hero Hive.
  • Libby: Indeed, but there's a huge possibility that he knows that and change everything up as the leader.
  • Magnum: Adding the fact that people may be against us since Morte lied about us going rogue.
  • Vancer: Oh please, they're not as retarded as people in Bikini Bottom. They'd never believe that.
  • Magnum: Stupidity is one thing, but trust is another. Morte hides his tracks with Maverick who's the real one to trust. With him cloaking his work, everybody will believe him while he disguises an attempted assassination for a rescue operation.
  • Vancer: Yeesh, this guy is s******g us! He's s******g us and flushing us into the sewers of humiliation.
  • Nanobyte: This guy's got a lot on us. How are we supposed to contend with that? He practically knows EVERYTHING about us now. He'd know damn well we'd use the Fritz against him and deny us the slightest chance of touching him.
  • Clifton: And obviously all those missions were an observation tactic and a means to use our weaknesses against us. The guy knows how to topple us now.
  • Stephanie: So what're we gonna do?
  • Radcliff: Hell if I know, dirty traitor's got us beat.
  • Hudson:... Zos, you mentioned a "Nathan", right?
  • Zosimo: That would be Maverick's brother. Nathan has a higher lead than us and he's possibly at the Hero Hive as we speak.
  • Magnum: So we must make this last teleport count and use it to find him. But the thing about locating-based teleport spells is that they must be specified. They're useless if you don't know where they are.
  • Vancer: It's times like this that I once again question the effectiveness of magic. No wonder Miria wants us to work more often without it, it's as reliable as a Usuabloth Petroleum pipe. Unlimited power my full rectum!! Even if it wasn't for the Fritz, I kinda have to complain to myself on ever wanting to use it out of that Oranos mess!
  • Magnum: You're not wrong, but now's not the time to get critical about it. We're mortal, so of course magic has to have limits. So before we go to the Hero Hive, we need to figure out where the brother is. We only have one shot at this.
  • Chell: And how do we do that since were in an Inbetween Realm?
  • Magnum: Samantha pulled a few strings so we can have reserved magic to talk freely. Samantha?
  • (Samantha): I hear you. Where do you want to go?
  • Magnum: My best choice would be the same system as Xorizome, but we need a planet or moon least conspicuous than Marbon or Vinzotyx.
  • Aurlena: "Assuming that Maverick doesn't have the entire system mapped out and nothing surprises him."
  • Cloakblade: We could always try one of the other planets like Mï, Sirius, Iisis, or dare I say Ahollo.
  • Samantha: I've studied the other planets before, and I don't think hiding on any of them would be feasible. Mï is a world that the humans never could terraform after an unexpected greenhouse boom, Sirius is under some scrutiny and could be an ideal searching spot for Morte, Ahollo is OBVIOUSLY too hot to handle, even if it IS inhabited nonetheless, but Iisis? Well, it got it's name for a PRETTY good reason. It's named after a god of cruelty because it's an inhospitable wasteland of red dunes, dust storms, reactive poisonous air that could ignite massive fires with even the smallest lightning bolt, lava everywhere, dangerous terrain, and violent predators.
  • Libby: And we have no access to EVO suits.
  • Radcliff: "Awwww, piss!"
  • Samantha: And the worst part? You can't hide on ANY of it's colonies. Morte will be searching there. To keep hidden, you'll have to hide, outside... I really wish I was bluffing, but it's true.
  • Vancer: Oh, great. Might as well get some life insurance. A hellish world that could dry you from the inside in seconds? PLEASE tell me we have a way to survive that without EVO suits.
  • Samantha: Nope. But I know someone who might. Once I teleport you to the Iisisan city of Isidro, you need to meet with an exoexplorer name Marses. He helped people hide out in times of danger. Let's hope the little squirt hasn't skipped town.
  • Clifton: Well that's comforting.
  • Samantha: What did you expect from something like this?
  • Ruther: "..... Welp, to be honest guys, I'm not sure if we even have any slightly better opitions."
  • Samantha: Then are you ready to go to hell?
  • Clifton: HAH! Good one, hon.
  • Stephenie: "Oh I'm sure the planet is not THAT bad. Maybe it's largely misunderstood-"

On the actual planet.

Angry Bowser Paper Mario Music Extended HD

Angry Bowser Paper Mario Music Extended HD

Iisis Planet Theme

  • The group were in the spefific town of Isidro.
  • Stephenie: "..... Oooo-kay. Maybe it is ABIT warrented on why this planet is so.... Under-appresiated."
  • Zosimo: "Isidro..... Ya wouldn't find a city in worse shape then it. Ever since the humans, along with the only relieable enforcers they had gone up and left, it became a happless nest of srcappers and petty crooks. Expect folks here to be mean son-of-bitches."
  • Clifton: "Then we need to go find that Exoexplorer Marses guy. And fast."
  • Hudson: "So, where to?"
  • Clifton: "Samantha said he usually hangs out in this bar called, "The Easy Going Piece'o'Cake"."
  • Radcliff: "Well that don't sound so bad."

At the actual Bar.

Motörhead - You Better Swim

Motörhead - You Better Swim

Bar Song.

  • Rough and aggressive creatures and beings seem dominant in the bar as small bar skirmishses, drunken stupers and laughing space biker gangs are plenty aglore in this area.
  • The HA members were cautiously peeking from the window.
  • Magnum: ".... I'm afraid entry is not as simple as we thought."
  • Hudson: "What do you mean? Can't we just go in and ask around?"
  • Thug patron voice: "WHAT'RE YOU LOOKING AT?!"
  • The sound of a violent fight was heard!
  • Magnum: "..... Call it a hunch that this isn't exactly the kind of place that, appresiates questions."
  • Hudson: "Oh."
  • Tollund: "Don't worry, I've pretended to be Rebelion T AND gone into rough places even beforehand, I have exspearience with hellholes like this. You just need to look like you belong and they won't pay TOO much mind."
  • Radcliff: "Oh and where the heck are we gonna find thug clothes on short notice?"
  • Vancer: "(Looks to see a Thug Clothes Store just across the street)...... Liiiight bulllllb."

French Narrator: Some hours later...

  • The HA gang walked in looking like thugs, only getting brief stares from the patrons before they resume business as usual.
  • Clifton: ".... (Quietly) Solid, the outfits worked."
  • Tollund: "(Quietly) Leave the Bartender to me."
  • Tollund got to the barsand, next to a burping fat lizard and sat down.
  • Tollund: "(Tough talk) Yo, barkeep, I need yer attention."
  • Suddenly, a seemingly inconpicuious bowl on it's sides turns to reveil a spider the size of a dinner plate cleaning.
  • Spider: "(Rough Feminate voice) What ya having, good looking?"
  • Tollund: "(Tough talk) Some friends and I are needing an exbert for private reasons. I don't suppose you're familier with, the Exoexploreror Marses, are ya?"
  • The entire bar patron population all look at the disguised HA's location with surprised faces......
  • Spider: "..... Duuuuuh....... Honey, you're obviously new here, so, I'll put ya on the downlow. Marses, ain't exactly what I would call a charity case. Expect your wallets to be straving for cash after you meet him. Also, he's in his private room with his gal. And frankly, he doesn't like to be disterbed."
  • Tollund: "(Tough Talk) Just trust us that it's a matter of life and death that we need his help on something."
  • Spider: "..... (Sighs)..... Just so we're clear, I ain't respondsable on how badly he'll mess ya up if he's put in a mood. You were litterally, asking for this. Don't EVER say, nobody tried warning you. His room's right there. (Points to a door that reads "Marses' Private Room, KEEP THE F*** OUT?!")"
  • Tollund: "..... (Tough guy talk) Thanks alot, doll."
  • Tollund got up and approuched the door, as he and the other disguised HA entered in, cautiously following Tollund into a dark and forboding room, with hanging chains and hard to pronounced sciencey gibberish.
  • ???: "HEY HEY, HEY?! WHAT THE HELL?! I SPEFIFICLY ASKED MARGE THAT ME AND S'ANTZA WANT OUR FUCKING PRIVATE TIME?!"
  • Suddenly, a giant jewel-bug like being appeared forth!
  • Nanobyte: "HOLY EXTERMINATOR'S WORSE NIGHTMARE?!"
  • Giant Beetle: "Okay, wiseguys, who are ya, who sent ya?! I swear, if UIS boarder patrol sent ya here, I'LL SEND YA BACK IN PIECES, YA ASS-MUNCHERS?!"
  • ???: "Honey, calm down. (Another strange looking ant/wasp/bee being appeared next to the beetle) Hear them before heads start rolling."
  • Giant Beetle: "..... (To HA Group) You dipshits got 20 seconds."
  • Hudson: "Duh-duh-duh, duh-duh, doiiiiiiiiiii duh duh, are you, are you, are you, Marese?"
  • Giant Beetle: "Ugh, yes, I'm (Mockingly) Duh duh duh, (Normally and angerly) Marese. IT'S F*****G MARSES, M-A-R-S-E-S! As in a combination of those two things in AUU human culture with the god of war they named their neighboring planet after, and that guy in their nonsensical Bible. Why do people these days have poor spelling skills?"
  • Radcliff: ".... Good, because for a second, I thought you had an unfortunately feminate name."
  • Marses: "Ugh! You think that's unfortunate, f***face? It's short for Marses-Kikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikiki-Sigmagsjagsjdgsajssdgajsgsajsgdnbsgadjanbzasjaga! But S'antza told me to abridge it cause might not be able to pronounce the name properly."
  • The HA had an awkword silence moment after hearing Marses' full name......
  • Marses: "..... So? Are ya pin-heads gonna stand around and do nothing or what? And it better be good.... AND paid in advanced."
  • Vancer ruled his eyes as he brought up a large sack of money.
  • Marese: "....... Well there's still the matter of what freaking job it is. And I swear if it's another exbitition into the microverse I'M GONNA LOSE IT?! I MEAN, WHAT DO I LIKE, THE TOUR-GUIDE TO THE MICRO WORLD?!"
  • Tollund: "... Do we have your word that nothing we are about to say, leaves this room?"
  • Marses: "Only if it's mutual with you guys. Cause in case you haven't noticed, me and S'antza are, not exactly a common spieces here."
  • Zorra: "The fact you referenced UIS and that you don't look like a rekitnesed spieces were dead giveaways."
  • Marses: "Oh hardy, har-har."
  • Telthona: Oh, snap. I just realized they're a Littid and Beetean! And they're also a couple... Well glad that at least TWO warring races found love.
  • Marses: Thanks for the reassuring irrelevance, freakbot. Also, how did you know what we are? I thought our spieces would be like, non-existent in non-isolated systems. By all accounts, you should be extremely confused at the freaking sight of us by now.
  • Telthona: "I have a cousin that engages in some, very secretive stuff. Try not to ask too much though, he is in some rather controverseal waters for, obvious reasons."
  • Marses: "Preach. Though don't be too surprised to find your cousin rotting in a UIS prison should he ever get caught."
  • Telthona: And there's the classic Beetean aggression in full-swing.
  • Marses: "(Rolls eyes) Oh it's to f*****g laugh. But seriously, try me."
  • Magnum: "I, know little on how to reveal this subtly, so..... We're the Heroes Act and we need your help."
  • Marses litterlly grabbed a bottle to drink it, to then do a spit-take!
  • Hudson: (Covered in the drink)..... Right, into, my face.
  • Marses: "..... You stupid motherfuckers gotta be trying to punk me."
  • Stephanie: No punking here. We need to hide in the outer recesses of this planet from our rogue leader until Magnum can use the last of her magic to teleport us directly to his hero brother.
  • Marses:... (He and S'antza did this)
SMG4 Luigi's Lesson

SMG4 Luigi's Lesson

7:20-7:26

  • Marses: WHAT, DID YOU GUYS SCREW UP WORSE THAN THAT SPICER JR INCIDENT?! (As they laughed, Clifton had the same reaction)... (Dubbed as Shrek) Oww!
  • Nanobyte: Did we forget to mention that that incident going viral peeved him off a bit too much?
  • S'antza: Waaaay to under-sell what we JUST went through.
  • Clifton: (Picks up Marses) Alright, listen here, you walking piece of rotten chitin!! We've ALREADY been embarrassed enough and we don't need you and your girlfriend making it harder!! We were sent to your direction by Superius Samantha, MY F*****G GIRLFRIEND. SO WE'RE SORRY WE HAD TO DISTURB YOU AND YOU'RE F*****G GIRLFRIEND, BUT WE HAVE TO SAVE THE UUNIVERSES FROM OUR ROGUE LEADER AND WE NEEDED AN INCONSPICUOUS PLACE TO HIDE TO PLAN THE NEXT MOVE!!! WE MAY NOT HAVE WEAPONS, BUT THAT DOESN'T MEAN WE CAN'T F*** S*** UP FOR F***-S***S LIKE YOU!!! SO STOP LAUGHING AND GET US THE BEST NON-SHRINKING EXO-SURVIVAL GEAR YOU GOT, OR I WILL WEAR YOUR CHITIN AS SWEATPANTS AND MAKE YOUR SHINY WING CASE INTO GLIDER WINGS!!!! UNDERSTAAAAAND?!
  • Marses:...... Holy Beetean gods. Okay, no need to tear someone's head off, I'll get ya the goods.
  • Tyberious Jr: Yikes, Cliff.
  • Clifton: Me and Samantha have dealt with Beeteans before.
  • Marses: "Wait a minute, how is that possable, our systems are isolated as f***."
  • Clifton: "Samantha and I were asked by UIS to go after a Dark Magilo Cult that managed to get through their "Impentitrable Defences" in their isolation brohaha they always do that tried to go after the Beetean's beloved fuel water, which alchourse UIS had made us swore to secretcy to any outside of the HA and trust-worthy folks like SPEFIFCILY only the Main Councilers, sans Jling cause they do NOT like his prick behavior, and give or take those ACTSELLY from the isolated systems. Took awhile to get your grouch of a race to accept our help, but Samantha simply had to brought up that the cult wanted to abuse their water and SUDDENLY they no longer minded that we were still outsiders."
  • Marses: "Hey, fair's fair, helpful outsiders is rare as fuck, alchourse they wouldn't initionally embrace your presence until you gave them the impression that you're gonna be helpful."
  • Clifton: Point is, we gotten over their aggression ages ago. The war against the Littids got started all because these IDIOTS killed one of their senators over using their native water fuel as a fuel for survival.
  • Marses: Hey, in all fairness, it's because our leaders weren't able to explain the full story. That senator didn't came to the planet by accsident, Senator Gree D. Monaaybagg was trying to conduct an illegal mining operation of the sacred fuel for profit! Why else did you think S'antza's even with me?
  • Clifton:...... WELL WHY THE F*** DIDN'T YOU BAD TEMPERED PRICK-BEETLES JUST SAY THAT THE SENATOR WAS THERE FOR GREEDY REASONS?!
  • Marses: "Well frankly, my race were given the impression that the Littids actselly LIKED his stupid ass, given they gave us s*** for it because Gree's bitch son made up a lie about the whole affair that started the war because he didn't like his daddy paying the approbeate price for messing with the fuel!"
  • Clifton: "Hey, I may not condone the senator's actions and his son lying about everything cause he couldn't let grief go, BUT HOW ELSE WAS HE SUPPOSE TO REACT TO HIS FATHER DYING BECAUSE YOU GUYS TAKING YOUR MILLENNIA OLD LAW TOO SERIOUSLY?!"
  • Marses: "He was also planning a violent coup-de-gra against his people's goverment to make himself ruler by using OUR sacred fuel to do it! We felt like we did the Littids a favor!"
  • Clifton: Well appearently, thanks to you guys getting too pissy about explaining yourselves cause you couldn't handle accusations well, your people are now at war cause you couldn't've been bothered to explain that the senator was a dirty schemer because you got too prideful about being accused. Honestly, even if I understand that the senator was actselly a greedy p***k, IT DOESN'T MAKE THE BEETEANS LESS INNOSENT?!"
  • Marses: "It's NOT suppose to! It's suppose to explain that Gree's punk kid lied about it!"
  • Clifton: "WELL EXCUSE HIM FOR ONLY WANTING TO AVENGE HIS DAD, YA QROACH!!"
  • Marses: WHOA, LET'S NOT JUMP TO STEREOTYPES!!!
  • Magnum: SILENCE!!!! (The two stopped) Remember why we're here. We have an important job to do. Marses, we must request your best survival gear. Non-shrinking. Up-to-date.
  • Marses: "Well you're abit early. I'm waiting on a guy who delivers the stuff to me so I can make the stuff from there."
  • Vancer: "Ugh, you mean you don't keep your own gear?!"
  • Marses: "WELL HOW CAN I WHEN I'M AN ISOLATED SYSTEM MIGRANT?! If I get s*** on my own, and if I end up upsetting the wrong shop-keep, it's one call to UIS that'll be the end of me! Me and S'antza are the only sane people of that war-crazy set of systems. They'll treat us like GARBAGE there! So basicly I have to ask a scrap collecter to even GET my s*** for me, just so I can make SOMETHING in this dumpster fire of a planet!"
  • Radcliff: "Well what happened to the gear you would've had before?"
  • Marses: "Duhhh, more often not, having been sold off. Hey, a guy's still gotta eat."
  • Vancer: Oh for the love of- is NOTHING NOT A WATERY FUEL SACRED TO YOU?!
  • Clifton: "Are you saying the stuff that is going to help us survive out there is recycled from scrap?"
  • Marses: "Well given that A, I'm in like one of the crappiest abandoned human planets in existence, B, better quality stuff's expensive, and C, I'M AN ISOLATED SYSTEM MIGRANT?! Have you seen how effective UIS was when capturing all those Aujas?! There's barely any colonies left! I'm litterally one ticked off guy away from having UIS Border Security dragging me and S'antza back to the isolated systems!"
  • Libby: "Well you didn't have a problem with making yourself a big tough guy to those bar patrons."
  • Marses: "That's because I know UIS wouldn't trust S*** from those guys. If I had went out there and messed with someone with even an OUNCE of credability to UIS, I'm done for! S'antza's done for! The future we are planning to have together is done for! We're just a couple of forbidden lovers trying to start a new life getting away from war! Ya know, trying to get away from political brohaha and what not! So I started a Exo-Whatyamacallit Surviveal Gear business in the one place even the less picky of UIS wouldn't touch with a 199000000000000 ft pole."
  • Magnum: "Exo-EXPLORER, and, are you trying to imply that you're not really an expert?"
  • Marses: "Hey now, ALCHOURSE I have some idea what I'm doing!..... S'antza just does all the tech-support stuff, I'm more of a, big picture guy. I'm, not a builder by trade. I just have the idea, and S'antza makes them."
  • Clifton: "Ugh. Figures. Well, better having the guy who only had the ideas but needs his lady friend to make them happen then no one to help us out at all."
  • Marses: "Okay, look, I promise that when the stuff gets here, it'll be WELL worth the trouble..... Well, assuming my scrap guy's mobster dept problem doesn't bite him in the ass again."
  • Zosimo: "YOU'RE RELYING ON A SCRAPPER WHO'S IN DEBT?!"
  • Marses: "Hey, alot of scrappers are in debt to the Scrap King. That fat trash-covered Grutt runs the monopoly of scrap on this planet!"
  • Vancer: "Ugh, s*** like this was why I wanted to bum-rush things! They always get, complicated."
  • Magnum: "(Kept calm, though gave a disstatisfived sigh).... Okay, tell us who your delivery guy is, and we'll keep him safe."
  • Marses: "Well, just keep in mind though, he's a Xultudactyl and uh..... He's rather infamous for two things: Smelling like a garbage dump full of corpses, and that he's cartoonishly clumsy. Yet strangely enough the goods make here in one piece. You'll know him when suddenly your noses are violently assulted by a REALLY sucky stench that makes you wanna smell rotten eggs just to cleanse it away!"
  • Vancer: Why couldn't Samantha know a BETTER exoexplorer for the job? Can't we just wing the teleport and make it up as we go?
  • Magnum: Specific, remember? Teleporting to the Hero Hive has no context. We could end up anywhere. In a trap, in Maverick's office, in restricted areas, anywhere that will annihilate us in an instant.
  • Vancer: UGH, I HATE MAGIC!!!! NO WONDER THE FRITZ IS HERE!!! IT'S COMPLETELY USELESS!!!
  • Magnum: I told you, mortals need limitations on magic as to not abuse it's unlimited power.
  • Vancer: Well maybe mortals weren't meant for it, then. Maybe magic is fading because magic is corruptive and dangerous if not ineffective and unreliable.
  • Magnum: Okay, would you like me to use the last of it to make us some EVO suits and leave us no choice but to use a detectable means of transport?
  • Vancer:... No?
  • Magnum: Then shut it, and NEVER bring it up again. Magic has rules that need to be followed no matter how unlimited it is, and that is the end of it. Now let's find this deliverer and get him here in one piece. Okay?
  • Vancer: "Okay okay, yeesh."
  • Marses: Are you guys always this dysfunctional?
  • Zosimo: Not always, no. Anyway, know where your guy is?
  • Marses: "Where Xanders' always is. At the Isidro Scrapyard in downtown, like pretty much where you would think a scrapper would spend their time at. Just play it smart. The Scrap King's enforcers guard the place harder then how UIS guards isolated systems. Almost nothing but the automated scrap dumptrucks gets by them."
  • Tether: "No sweat, how bad could they be?"
  • Marses: "Do Pharcums ring anyone's bells?"
  • Tether: THEY'RE PHARCUMS?!

Scrapyards

  • Tether: (They saw that the guards were Pharcums dressed in Gammorean Guard-like scrap suits and energy axes)... Aw, shove s*** up my ass!
  • (Marses): What did I tell you? They're pretty hardcore.
  • Nanobyte: Well as ridiculous as their scrap armor looks, at least they look like they'll do what they were built for.
  • Miami: Yeah, I know scrap armor, as random as that sounds. Pharagu bandits would make these guys look like pigs dressed like clowns... If they had armor.
  • Libby: Anyone have any ideas?
  • Aurlena: Well what about Marses?
  • (Marses): Actually I've never been there or met the Scrap King in person. But I did see the guy on screens via his mugshot. Even for grutt standerds, he is just UGGHH, not even a mother could love that face! All I know is that he'll capitalize anything that can be repurposed on this dustball, and do anything for it, even evil horrible things. And given you're classified as rogues for the moment, he'll nab you for a buck. And he WON'T return you to the Hero Hive because he gets nothing from it. He'll instead just ransom you.
  • Clifton: "That's not exactly an idea."
  • (Marses): "I was getting there, dumb-bells! Anyway, your best shot of getting inside the scrapyard, is with the one thing allowed there: Scrap Dumptrucks."
  • Magnum: You know I was JUST about to suggest that. We can just stowaway on one of the dumptrucks and just sneak in to save... What was his name again?
  • (Marses): Xander. A Xultudactyl with a lot of good luck up his ass. Clumsy but pretty successful.
  • Hudson: That poor guy... Wait, what's a Xultudactyal again?
  • Zosimo: A pterosaur-like scavenger xenoavian with wing structures connecting the wings and legs, a long neck, and the ability of armosis. Yeesh Hudson, it's bad enough you don't know yer history, now you ain't good with Biota neither?
  • Hudson: "I, flunked biology and nature class as well."
  • (Marses): (Quietly) Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm mother of gods. (Openly) Just get your asses to him and save him. You'll get your hiding spot in no time. Just remember, follow the smell, and you'll find him.
  • Radcliff: "But wait, you said that the smell is bad enough that it makes ya want to smell something compairingly less worse to make ya forget about it, how are we suppose to follow a smell that should instinctually make ya run the oppisite direction?"
  • (Marses): "Simple, the minute you smell something that smells like a thoundson really fat vigs rolling around in the mud and didn't bathed for 1000 years, cover the F*** out of the nostrals or whatever counts as a smelling part of your body while using a designated sniffer who can stomich it and can lead you."
  • Miami: "Allow me to the sniffer. I've grown desensitive to bad smell in being from Pharagu."
  • (Marses): "Ya sure Miss? Cause trust me, Xander's smell will make Pharagu look like a planet of flower fields!"
  • Miami: "It's just the matter of willing yourself against the bad odor. Trust me, I got this." (She sniffs around) Sometimes it pays to be an animal. (Sniffs)
  • Nanobyte: Go find him, girl!
  • Miami:... You just made it awkward, hon. You made it awkward.
  • Nanobyte: We're all animals.
  • Miami:... Fair point. (Continues sniffing around)... Nothing yet.
  • (Marses): "That's because you need to be in the scrapyard first, dummies!"
  • Magnum: "Okay okay, we'll work on that! Yeesh. Is your race always this grouchy?"
  • (Marses): "Blame our evolution as bugs always commonly preyed apawn by rotine predators for that. Now focus. A Scrap Dumptruck will automatedly come here in any moment. You need to board it the minute it is seen."
  • Vancer: Yeesh, given the rate they're going, it's going to take fore-
  • Miami: Found one. (A giant dump truck appeared)... Alright everyone, you know what to do. (They all jumped into the back pile comically)
  • Libby: I hope we can all tolerate this unsanitary conundrum.
  • The Dumptruck was allowed in by the scrap-armor Pharcums.
  • The Dumptruck automaticly dumped the group into the scrap-heap off of the sight of the Pharcums, as the group were barely able to keep stable on the collpasing junk heaps.
  • The group landed on the bottom....
  • Vancer: "(Looks at a collection of busted Starbots)..... Hey, I remember wrecking those Starbots last week."
  • Miami: "Hold up on nostaglia for the time being, Vance. I need to get to work. (Sniffs alot).... Well so far I smell alot of consisentcy. The rough pungy smell of rusted metals and rotting gizmos. With a hint of foul-smelling fungi."
  • Radcliff: "Yeah, thanks for the discription of OBVIOUSLY a typical scrap yard."
  • Miami: "(Sniffs abit more, but stops at a certain point, was briefly surprised) WOOOO BOY?! There's a direction that smells like Pharagu on a particularly bad day in summer! Woooo boy! Marses was not kidding about his guy smelling terrorable!"
  • Vancer: "Sweet! That means we found Xande- Oh, ohhhh, OHHHHHHHHHHHHH, I'M SMELLING IT TOO?! UGH?! IT MAKES THE ENTIRE SCRAP YARD SMELL BETTER IN COMPARISION?! DOESN'T THE GUY BELIEVE IN SHOWERS?!"
  • (Marses): "Keep in mind that Xultudactyls LOVE bad smells. Why do ya thing they're good at being scavingers and eat rotting carcusses? Bad smells are like a badge of honor to them."
  • Vancer: Gods, I am NOT going to enjoy rescuing someone who smells like a turd-lovers' pangza!!
  • Magnum: We must focus. And we must also be quiet.
  • The group followed a sniffing Miami to a certain direction, getting an idea that they are getting closer and closer in thanks to Miami starting to hesitate sniffing more.
  • Miami: "Man, woo boy! The guy's oder is getting stronger and stronger by the minute."
  • Vancer: "(Using clothe-pins to cover his nose) (Nasally) Ya don't say?"
  • Zosimo: "(Covering his nose) That means we're getting close. Don't stop, Miami."
  • Miami: "(Quietly) Okay Miami, be stronger then the oder. (Ract's up and continues sniffing, continuing until they arrived at a certain point and found a vulture with pterasaur wings scrouging about in the scrap metal looking for viable enough scrap.)"
  • The Xultudactyl was seen humming about as he was seen sorting scrap into small piles.
  • Xultudactyl: "(Sings in a Goofy-like voice) I'm the greatest captain in the queen's navy, (Hums the rest of the song as he picks one particular scrap piece up and dusts it off like it was a valuable)..... Hey Paulie, I found another good one!"
  • A WALL-E-like bot came up to the Xultudactyl.
  • Bot: "PAUL-E. (Examines object) Ohhhhhh. (Cheerfully shouts grabbing the scrap metal and placing it in the Xultudactyl's bag)"
  • Xultudactyl: "Ha-yuck. (Looks at the scrap metal) Hey scooter, found something good in there?"
  • A Little Roach-Eqsed Hermit crab came back holding the head of a fallen basic skelebot.
  • Xultudactyl: "Gawsh. Another A-bot head. Ha-yuck, these weird upside-down A-bots seem awfully common now-a-days. All well, I'm sure you'll make a great peg-leg for someone's busted table, little buddy. (Gaffaws as he puts the head with other scrap metal of various Starbot types)."
  • The Xultudactyl resumes getting to work.
  • Nanobyte: "Yeesh. I could not imagine a greater indigity to the VA's bots then being used for mundane modern convinence."
  • Clifton: "Well, we found the guy, let's go introduse ourselves."
  • Zosimo: "Not yet. Keep in mind that he's suffering a debt. Likely, for jolly as he looks, he could be weary to strangers."
  • Gruff voice: "AWWWW, DUDE, THAT SMELL?!"
  • The Xultudactyl got scared, as does Paul-E and Scooter!
  • Xultudactyl: "Gawsh! We gotta hide fellas?! (Clumsly and cartoonishly revs up to start running, grabbed all his stuff and gear and hides behind a hidden camp!)"
  • Hudson: "..... Wow, for the likely fact he could be mentally challanged, that's pretty smart of him."
  • The Group got hidden as Scrap Armor Pharcums showed up.
  • Pharcum 1: "The stink gets REALLY strong here?! PEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE UUUUUUUUUUUUUU?! If that ain't Xander's stink, I don't know WHAT is!"
  • Pharcum 2: "Well if he was here, he's gone now."
  • Pharcum 3: "I know, right? And always conwinidently in the same spot too!"
  • Scarred up Pharcum: "Wait a minute.... Something doesn't smell right. UGH, AND NO, I'M NOT TALKING ABOUT XANDER'S STINK?! You know how Scrappers always use their hidden camp tricks. Well, I'm thinking that's what Xander's doing."
  • Pharcum 4: "Awwww come on, boss. This is clumsy stinky Xander we're talking about. He's a complete smelly retard, he's not smart enough for s*** like that."
  • Scarred Up Pharcum: Guys, we have noses. Let's just use them. He may be good at hiding, but his smell is a dead giveaway. Just follow the scent and he's ours, it's like, incredibly simple.
  • Pharcum 2: Track, a STENCH?! I'd rather not torture my nose with this kind of-
  • Scarred Up Pharcum: NOOOOOOOOWW!!! (The Pharcums smelled everywhere in panic)
  • Tollund: "(Quietly) Well this got inconvinent."
  • Zosimo: (Quietly) At least they're doing their jobs! We need to save him!
  • Vancer: (Quietly) Well why not just jump in and kick out feet up their asses?
  • Zosimo: "(Quietly) Then they'll be reported missing and even more of them will come here. These are clearly the kind of Pharcums that know what their doing."
  • Tyberious Jr: "(Quietly) Their leader is, anyway."
  • Libby: "(Quietly) Then we'll need a distraction."
  • Vancer: Eh, leave that to me. I just need the stupidest scrap robe you can find. (Miami pulled one out)
  • Miami: Schmingo. (Everyone looked at her weird)... Oh don't act like you'd need to be undercover as a Pharaguian bandit.
  • Vancer: I'll take it. (Put it on and did this pestering the Pharcums in the robe)
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SMG4 Sound Effect - Homer Simpson Gibberish

  • Pharcum: WHAT THE F-?! GIMME BACK MY PANTS!!! (Vancer just kept babbling and ran off with the Pharcums chasing him)
  • Xander the Xultudactyl, Paul-E and Scooter looked back out in confusion.
  • Xander: "..... That's weird. I thought I heard some Pharcum guys here a second ago. Oh well, back to work. (Gets right back into collecting scrap, before he found himself before the remaining HA members) Huh? Where'd you folks came from?"
  • Aurlena: We need to get you and your delivery out of here, now. Those WERE Pharcums. Marses sent us.
  • Xander: "Marses? Oh right, the guy who always asks for very spefific junk like stuff based on sur-vive-all gear. I just about have what he needed ready. I just need to collect other stuff for other clientle and-"
  • Clifton: "Trust me, ya may wanna put that on hold for the moment while your trying to stay alive from the Scrap King's depts."
  • Xander: "Aw, the Scrap King's just being an extortionist, he puts alot of us in dept. He always moves the goalpost to impossable levels even after you got the money he initionally wanted."
  • Magnum: "Yikes. Even for Grutt Standerds, that's pretty greedy."
  • Xander: "Yeah, that's always been the problem with Scrappo. Ever since his pet Fat-Eater Tick died, he started to go on an extortionist rampage just to try to fill up a void it left behind. But he can never be made happy. And that's weird, cause money always makes people like him happy."
  • Miami: "I believe that Grutt has fell victim to the classic warning about money: No matter how much of it you have, it can't make you happy. It can't buy happiness."
  • Xander: "... Tecnecally-"
  • Zosimo: "She meant in a philiscofical sense. Scrappo's problem is that he doesn't realise that money can't fill the void his pet left behind."
  • Xander: "Ha-yuck, I get ya."
  • Clifton: "Still, sad as that is, we'll have to be sure to contend with the case of a extortion-mad Scrap-King Grutt later. Trust me, we have a more, intermedate concern. We'll explain when we get to Marses."
  • Telthona: Yeah. F*** the debt caution if the fat ugly slobby ass is going to be unfair with his debts and also not be pleased to when he is paid. Even the infamous Jiombra has more honor then him, and he's a grutt who doesn't believe in apologies!
  • ???: What was that about my fat ugly slobby ass? (A Grutt appeared behind them with Pharcums having captured Vancer)... Also, Jiombra's abit of an unfair conpairison to me, he's greater then ALOT of grutts except planet leaders. Kinda why he has "The Great" Part in the title.
  • Vancer: Sorry, guys. They were smarter than I thought!... They even stole MY pants.
  • Scrap King: So, you're the Heroes Act, huh? Certainly going to make a pretty penny ransoming your rogue asses to your boss.
  • Clifton: To clarify, we are NOT rogue!
  • Scrap King: That's what they all say. Boys? Take em to the pits. And leave Xander for me.
  • Xander: Um, uh, gawrsh, SK, are you sure you're not going to at least show some semblance of mercy- (Scrap King slaps him with his tail) Ahh!
  • Scrap King:... In my kingpin-dom, mercy doesn't exist!
  • Vancer: Psh, typical of a Grutt.
  • Scrap King: (Slaps him with his tail) I heard that, racist!
  • Vancer: It's not exactly racist if it's true.
  • Scrap King: Hey, crime is like an addiction to us. It's not my fault we take advantage of a s****y UUniverses. Also, we're pretty much evolutionary dead-ends since we're litterally giant fat slugs that are lucky to not have become extinct by now, we're self-aware to the point it makes us depressed, and that depression is only quelled with crime.
  • (Marses): At least you bastards aren't as bad as the Domics. Credit's due where it's due.
  • Scrap King: (Offended scoff), Don't, you, EVER, mention those jellybrains in a Grutt's presence!! We still have sour memories of our first interactions. Kinda have to grateful for UIS for cutting THEIR asses off. Also, speaking of that, hello, Marses. How's being a UIS immigrant going?
  • (Marses): Not as painful as your monstrously obnoxious voice. F*** you, Scoof.
  • Scooter: (Scoffs) Your real name is Scoof?
  • (Marses): Scoof the Slob is his Grutt title. (Many of the heroes chuckled)
  • Scrap King: Ugh, this why I changed to Scrap King, and/or Scrappo. I wouldn't be taken seriously otherwise. Alright, when we're done here, I'm coming for you next, bug boy, and your hot hymen-mix-mash of a girlfriend too. I bet UIS would be VERY interested to learn about you two! Now you pigs do your job. You heroes are mine.
  • Nanobyte:... You say so... Scoof. (Everyone burst into laughter until Scrap King blasted one of the Pharcums in the groin)
  • Pharcum 4: G'WAAAHHHWWW, MY S***NATORS!!!!
  • Scrap King:... Again, THIS, is why I had the change happen! I don't like being triggered and made to shoot expensive help in the crotch! IT'S NOT A PRODUCTIVE GRUTT THING TO DO?! I'M ALSO STILL VERY EMOTIONAL ABOUT THE DEATH OF MY BELOVED FAT-EATER TICK LOVEBITE RIGHT NOW, SO DON'T AGTAGINISE ME ABOUT THE NAME, OKAY?! (Everyone, even the Pharcums, were abit freaked out about Scrap King's reaction)..... Ahem. Sorry. I get abit ranty when I get on my moods. So, anyone else want to lose THEIR s***nators?...... Thought so.

Isidro

  • Marses:... Well I didn't think it'd have to come to this. Looks like the real Mighty Marses has to get on this.
  • S'antza: Mar, are you sure? You're not exactly the hardy survivor you used to be.
  • Marses: I'm STILL mighty. Now get me your shrink ray.

Scrapyards

  • Scrap King: (Trying to call the Hero Hive) Ugh! Of all the times to have a storm f*****g up the transmission! Sometimes I REALLY hate this planet!
  • Vancer: Having some trouble? Kinda expected when you're dealing with a planet named after an infamous god in human beliefs.
  • Scrap King: Don't make us take your underwear.
  • Vancer: Um, I'm an animal. Even if you did, genitraction is kind of a- (Pharcums got out a syringe and a drug bottle)... Gentegra?! The drug that keeps genitraction from working... And a common libido drug to boot?! YOU MONSTERS!!!!
  • Scrap King: Did you really need to explain something everyone here already knows? Ahem, that said.... You going to shut up?
  • Vancer: (Dryly) Yes.
  • Scrap King: "Well, guess you HA has-beens are gonna be stuck with us for awhile until the storm works, so, I may as well have some fun to pass the time. Get some mileage out of an unexpected inconvinence, ya know? I'm kinda devided between torturing you guys or turning you into contemporary scrappers. And you don't even want to know what I may have plan for alot of the sexy HA ladies in the group."
  • Aurlena: "Yeah, please keep quiet about that! Nobody wants to here your nasty Grutt fantasies."
  • Scrap King: "Ohhh, the yeerkat's a feisty one. Then again with those big robot hands, that comes with the terratory."
  • Aurlena: "They're gauntlets, F.Y.I.!"
  • Scrap King: Whatever. Let's just find a way to boost the reception- (Suddenly he was knocked out by a tiny Marses who then proceeded to defeat everyone else Ant-Man style before going back to normal size)
  • Everyone: MARSES?!
  • Libby: Why did you come here to save us?
  • Marses: When you're an exoexplorer, you need to take risks. Danger is just an occupational hazard. Hostile atmospheres, toxic air, killer gravity, it's all old hat to us. (Frees them)
  • Xander: Thanks, Marses! I thought for sure we were goners!
  • Marses: Alright, heroes. I take it our work here is done. In this crate is all the EVO equipment you need. Plus you can use the blasters these douches to makeup for being unarmed.
  • Tyberious Jr: And not a moment too soon. The drones found us. (Drones were seen in the distance looking for them)
  • Aurlena: We better make tracks! (They tried to leave, but the drones surrounded them)
  • Xander: What'll we do now?
  • Zosimo: 'We'? They just want the Heroes Act.
  • Marses: Well we're technically harboring you guys.
  • Zosimo: Oh... Well, we're f****d.
  • Vancer: I don't think so. (Fires at them only for them to put up energy shields barricading them)... DAMMIT, ZOS!!
  • Zosimo: In my defence, they weren't meant to be used against us! Just wished I had ensured an emergeny off-switch.
  • Clifton: WE'RE TRAPPED!!
  • Magnum:... (Sighs) There's no choice! Marses, take care. Sorry. (Teleports them leaving the equipment and the others)
  • Marses:... Oh, you CAN'T BE SERIOUS!! (He escapes with the others through his shrink ray)

Hero Hive

  • Cloakblade: (They arrived in a laser cage)... What?!
  • ???: (Morte voice) Lock stock and barrel. (Maverick appeared with a caged Xandy) Yeesh, you clowns really ARE in a freaking rut! I was under the impression you'd be harder then this. You're too easy to beat thanks to having so much info about ya clowns.
  • Magnum: What is this?!
  • Maverick: The drones sure are something. Thanks to their collective coordination and calculative intelligence, thanks by-the-by, Zos, they knew you'd go to Iisis and put you in a position where you'd have to teleport right into my clutches. Now that you have no magic left, you're mine.
  • Zosimo: I f*****g hate you!
  • Maverick: I'm not the one who made such smart drones here, Zossy boy. Ya litterally have yourself to blame there.
  • Zosimo:... Nobody say a f*****g word or I put your face on these laser bars!
  • Maverick: Now that you guys are all here... I can finally end you where you stand. Then the Villains Act will regret crossing me. They said I was no longer needed when better assassins came. They turned their backs on me. They called me history because I ended up being stuck to Maverick in being thrown into a looney bin cause I was mistaken to be the stiff's mental illness?! (Conks back to the real Maverick) (Maverick voice) That much may be inaccreate, but what isn't is that you ARE STILL A THREAT?! (Conks back to Morte) (Morte voice) DAMN IT, I THOUGHT I SURPRESSED YOU?! Really gonna need those damn drugs! Point is, no more of that shit! Now Morte Gillon is going to be the one who ends the Heroes Act once and for all! And I'll do it betta then how Gygax totally NOT did it!
  • Libby: "You know, you clearly sound like your bitter about the VA not bothering to help you out. If it helps, they only replaced you cause they thought you were dead cause the Warbothian goverment lied about who Maverick was."
  • Maverick: "NO NEED TO REMIND ME ON THE TECNECALLITIES, DOLL-FACE?! I get they thought I was a goner! But still..... I'm more mad at myself. I totally could've helped them out of those many jams. I could've even rescued Tex and twharted that stupid Tolkath so the VA never gets down that far! Hell, if it still went to s***, I could've gotten Qui to hold off wanting to take revenge for the moment and still be around to help the VA! I could've even been a great help for things like Glowrod's garbage adventures and the Space Knife thing!"
  • Magnum: "Well sadly for you Morte, it didn't work out like that."
  • Maverick: "WHAT DID I SAY ABOUT REMINDERS?! (Zaps them with the cage)... Anywho..... I can totally make up for lost time and do what Gygax REPEATEDLY failed to do. Getting rid of you HA snobs. That way, the Dark Rads will discover I am in fact still around, and together with them, we'll round up remaining VA members and start from scratch, AND DO IT RIGHT THIS TIME?! A VA WITH NO YARGE-OUTS! A VA WHERE VILLAINS CAN TRUST EACHOTHER MORE?! A VA, THAT DOESN'T HAVE HEROES ON THEIR BACKS?! A VA, I'll make sure gets done RIGHT! Then the next big thing I'll do is restore Qui's evil edge, and I think those brain-probe things that Nerd guy was making are PERFECT with the right VA-approved stuff added in! Course, we'll have to have to put that Eagle-Beak guy in that reverses thing along with those other guys so he doesn't get in the way again, but, that's a bridge that'll be cross when I'm done with you yuts' first!"
  • Vancer: "The Lougers won't allow that to happen!"
  • Maverick: "Oh, don't worry.... Those yuts-for-brains misfits are next on the agenda! Cause when I say I want the VA to be given another chance, I mean it! That includes getting rid of the thing that got them down to begin with! So enjoy yer final moments, dorks! (Laughs wickedly as he left, the group in shock of some parts of him being noticingly different with sparks popping up now and again and his monstrous back which was worse than ever....)"
  • Vancer: "..... Hey uh, Xandy..... Sorry we didn't believe you about Maverick."
  • Xandy: "Fair's fair, I was wrong about Maverick himself being evil, but otherwise, that's okay. I didn't exactly figured that Maverick was fused with an early VA guy neither. Loopholes are a bitch sometimes."
  • Hudson: "Xandy, in case we don't survive this, and/or when we do, I just wanna say.... I wasn't serious about the break-up, I only said that to try and scare you out of what I thought was you stressing out cause of the rut."
  • Xandy: "I'd figured as much. After what you went through with Veta, ya didn't look like the kinda guy that backs away from any friend. Let alone a girlfriend."
  • Hudson: ".... Aw shucks, am I really that obvious?"
  • Radcliff: "You're basicly like a holobook left on, kid."
  • Hudson:... Well if we die... At least we can die together.... I love you.
  • Xandy: Me too.
  • Magnum: Well we're not going down that easily, and Morte knows it. Why do you think those drones are watching us? (Armed alarm drones were watching them)...
  • Zosimo: At this point, I feel like arguing with myself.
  • Vancer: You know what, I'm done scolding you for the drones. They're just being used against us.
  • Magnum: We all are done scolding him. Because we can still escape. We may not have magic, but we don't need it.
  • Zosimo: (Shivers looking at the drones) Dear Gods, they're staring into my soul!
  • Xandy: Well, no need to worry about it. I have a nudge something will drop in the last second. Maybe. Maybe not... (Winks eye)
  • Magnum:... Ohh...
  • All Heroes: 3, 2, 1... (Nathan appeared as the Initive-Picked Leaders took out the drones)
  • Nathan: Yeesh. Heroism is always predictable these days. (Alarms blare)
  • Zosimo: Ugh. Forgot about the alarm drones' trigger protocol. Destruction of one immediately sounds the alarm. DAMN ME!!!
  • Nathan: Don't punch yourself in the balls here, we need to shut off the drone hives.
  • Xandy: Luckily I'm the only Class III hero. So I can access the QCP.
  • Zosimo: Well problem with that is the terminal is too advanced for someone except me. You'll need my guidance.
  • Xandy: I'm fine with that. You're the one who built it. Come on! (They ran)

Maverick's Office

  • Morte: (Chuckled watching them on the security cameras) Yes. Come to me, my prey. (Presses a button)

Hero Hive Hall

  • The group got there and found themselves before suddenly appearing machines reminisent to the Tomb Raider Robot.
  • Zosimo: "Oh no, he gotten to the training robots too!"
  • Xandy: "Hey, at least tecnecally these bots were buildt to get wrecked! They're like training dummies that try to fight back and give a decent challenge! (The robot brought up crazy cartoonish weapons)... That being said, THAT'S just overkill."
  • Tollund: Oh, this is going to SUCK! (The robot attacked) SCATTER!!! (They did that)
  • Nathan: Guys! Guns! (Summons weapons for them with an ISD)
  • Tollund: Finally!
  • Vancer: Oh... Yeah! (Screams as he fired an arm cannon full force at the robots)... I missed this baby!
  • Xandy: Uh, Vance, bad news, that was only wave one! (More training robots with more cartoonish weapons appeared)
  • Vancer: GRAAAAA- (He was out of ammo)... F***aroni!
  • Tollund: "What a jump from beating up remaining Rebelers from Mieber! (The robots all charged as they fought with crazed panic)"
  • (Morte): It's the end of the line, Heroes Act! This time you shall NOT prevail! (Cackles as Xandy blasted the intercom, cutting the laugh off)
  • Xandy: JUST WATCH US, MORTE!! (They kept fighting).... By the by, Miria, it's cool we're cool with eachother again.
  • Miria: "What did I say about distracting yourself with chit-chat!"
  • Xandy: "Oh yeah right! (Blasts down a training bot)!"

Grand Council.

  • The Main Grand Councilers were seen in a private office.
  • Warson: "Ohhh, what a dark day indeed. A good chunk of the HA have went mad."
  • Calixto: "I should've taken more time with the initive! I should've been able to get equilly better heroes! This, this feels like it's all my fault!"
  • Inigo: "Oh now Calixto, do not blame yourself. Maverick has his essureence this will be addressed."
  • ???: "Hey hoity toities!"
  • The Main Grand Councilers were surprised by that!
  • Jling Sling: "WHO SAID THAT?! WHO THE DICKENS SAID THA-"
  • Marses and his group appeared.
  • Jling Sling screamed like a wimp and launghed himself into the broom closet!
  • Oswin: "..... Useless cowerd."
  • Naeem: "Goodness, I don't think I reckitnesed the spieces of this beetle and the, urm, Zee-Eqsed creature."
  • Lotus: "UGHHH, AND WHY DOES THE XULTUDACTYL SMELL WORSE THEN STINKER WEED?!"
  • Jarvis: "Oh, bother. We got Isolated System Migrants if we don't reckitnese them. That means one of us has to break the news to UIS that their "Wonderful" isolation measures have slipped up."
  • Marses: "Hey here us out before ya rat on us, Hoity Toities! Your Heroes Act is in alot of trouble!"
  • Galeno: "Oh great, it hasn't even been half a day and already we got complaints! And from Isolated System Migrants no less! HOW BAD IS THIS RUT IF EVEN FOLKS FROM SYSTEMS THAT SHOULDN'T EVEN BE AWARE OF US HAVE SOMETHING TO SAY ABOUT IT?!"
  • Marses: "NOT LIKE THAT, YA MOOKS!? I mean Maverick isn't what he's saying he is!"
  • Warson: "...... Explain."
  • Marses: Pheh. Boy do we have a story for you, and you are gonna LAUGH!

Hero Hive

  • Tollund: (Blasting up so many robots) UGH! There's too many of them!
  • Zosimo: Impossible! How can there be more training robots than I accounted for? QCP was programmed to build security drones, not training robots.
  • (Morte): (From a transmitter drone) You'd be surprised what you can get from the black market. Adapter virus. Pretty nasty stuff.
  • Zosimo: AN ADAPTER VIRUS?! HOW?! THOSE HAVE BEEN PURGED HOLONET-WIDE TO NEAR EXTINCTION!!!
  • (Morte): The black market is subtle that way. Now the QCP can adapt out of control to perform it's mission. You'll never make it to her alive.
  • Stephanie: I hate smart villains.
  • (Morte): Feelings' mutual, babe. See you in hell. (Ends transmission)
  • Xandy: Well s***! We're gonna have to wing it.
  • Nathan: Where are those blasted Lodgers?! We could really use them right now. Really wish I saw though that initional plan of having Miria and others seek out Grand Council attention!
  • Libby: "Don't worry, they tend to show up when you least expect them, often after they deal with something intermediate."
  • Hopstar: "For all our sakes' I damn hope yer right on the money there! (Blasts down a training bot!)"

United Universes

  • A giant Piano is seen as the Lougers found themselves strapped to the things attached to the piano keys as a Pianist Super Villain was seen laughing!
  • Sam: "What a predicerment that we got captured by the piano playing super villain, Deathtoven."
  • Deathtoven: "And now, I shall play my greatest masterpiece! "Ode to Joy: The Lougers' Fall!" (Laughs crazily!)"
  • Trixie: "You won't get away with this, you crazy talentless hack!"
  • Deathtoven: "Oh, but I am very compident I will. (Streches out) Now sit back, and enjoy your final hours. (Laughs)!"
  • Icky: "Wait for it....."
  • Deathtoven: Wait for wha-
  • Chorus: "HERE COMES, THE AMAZING NINE?!"
  • Deathtoven: "Oh you got to be kidding m- (They kicked his butt as he was defeated when they dropped his own giant piano on top of him)...... (Dubbed as Deadpool) Ow!"
  • SpongeBob: One more gift. (Grabs a piano randomly)
  • Deathtoven: Wait, where'd you get THAT piano- (He was smashed with it)... Again... Ow!
  • Sparx: Yeah, suck my glowing tail!
  • (Kairi): (She rang as Shen got out his Gummiphone) Honey, please.
  • (Donald): (Laughs) She called you honey! (He and the KH crew were heard laughing)
  • Lord Shen: Kairi. How's Radiant Garden been since... Sephiroth?
  • (Kairi): Well Radiant Garden's been rebuilt, but... Bigger surprise, two other proposals occurred.
  • SpongeBob: AWWWWWWW, Riku and Erica already hit it off?
  • (Kairi): What, no. Of course not. They're just... Making out at Radiant Falls. Erica is teaching Riku how to summon. But... Tidus just proposed to Selphie, and... Pence proposed to Olette.
  • SpongeBob: NO WAY!!
  • (Sora): Way! That was surprising those two had some hidden feelings for each other.
  • Tai: Psh. Love is really jumbled. You should've seen the love web me and my crew had with the newer series...es? Is that how you pronounce it?
  • (Kairi): Right. So, we're gonna have to be absent a little while longer. As for me and Sora? We have some alone time for the remainder of the day. Husband and wife get to clear out some Heartless in the remains of the Freaks' craziness.
  • Duke: Ohhhohoho, someone's getting some p-
  • (Kairi): WHOAWHOAWHOA, WE'RE ON BABY STEPS WITH THAT!!! But with those two couples? Heh. Love is infecting the entire place.
  • (Goofy): Yeah. I mean, the Great Cycle was still a while ago. A perfect time to step up relationships. I've had a lot of crushes in my time.
  • Mushu: You mean with that librarian that was a 70s retro geek like you, and Clarabelle for some reason? WHOOOOO, Horace wasn't happy about that one, especially after Robot Chicken made fun of it.
  • (Goofy): Hey, those are two different goofies, I'm KH Canon Goofy!
  • Icky: "Oh yeah, almost forgot we were doing the Kingdom Hearts Goofy and Donald are seperate figures from Disney Canon Goofy and Donald, also the same deal with every non-Movie Disney Character featured in kingdom hearts like goofy. My mistake."
  • (Kairi): So, we'll snap and send you a picture of the double wedding when they kiss. (Chuckles) Now, um, what was I going to tell you? (A text appeared from both their phones)... Oh yeah, that. I think crap's happening in the AUU.
  • Banzai: Oy, we just got back from there a few weeks ago! They really should have their own Lodgers there.
  • Icky: "Yeah well, what're the odds we'll EVER, EVER, find another set of nautical friends to found another band of misfits like that?"
  • (Deadpool) Foooooooorrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrreeeeeeeeeeeeeee-SHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-DOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWINNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNGGGGGGGGG!"
  • (MSM): SPOILERS!!! (The audience chased Deadpool away)
  • Lord Shen: "Ahem, that said, Super Lion, you mind wrapping up Deathtoven for us?"
  • Super Lion: "Already ahead of the curb on that Lougers. (Deathtoven was seen strapped up on his chair) We'll have him ready for Super Villain Prison before you can come back."
  • Icky: "And we're off!"

Hero Hive

  • Xandy: (They ran down the hall blasting up robots and drones) GET OUT OF OUR WAY, TIN CANS!! AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!
  • Clifton: Eeeeh! Sometimes Xandy really scares me.
  • Tollund: We need to get our equipment.
  • Aurlena: At least I got my gauntlets back. I gotta hand it to Vance, if he hadn't f****d up the exercise with Farmer McPsycho, I wouldn't've have intermediate access to the Gauntlets while they were being repaired in the old workplace! Weird as that sounded.
  • Vancer: Yeah, that's the most fickle-sounding thanks ever. But your welcome!
  • Aurlena: Don't push it.
  • (Morte): Good luck. I have them with me in my ISD at all times. You want them? Pry them from my cold dead flippers.
  • Xandy: Again, just watch us!
  • (Morte): "Redundentcy, thy name is Xandy!"

In Maverick's office.

  • (Xandy): Cockiness, thy name is Morte.
  • Morte: Psh, that's the best comeback you can come up with? Pfffffffffff! My grandmother makes snippier remarks! QCP?
  • QCP: (Appeared as a hexagonal AI device) Yes, Master Maverick?
  • Morte: Let's give these heroes some Level 100 training.
  • QCP: Understood. (The obstacles in the halls got more difficult)

HA's location.

  • Hudson: EYIPES!!!
  • Libby: Arbasus, this is beyond overkill!
  • Zosimo: "Okay, I am even more annoyed on how this guy turned everything against me!"
  • Xandy: Uh, yeah, that's kinda what villains do. They tease the heroes that screw them around.
  • Veta: "Couldn't've said it better myself."
  • Zosimo: Let's PLEASE not argue semantics!!
  • (Morte): (Laughs) You morons are a riot. That just makes this whole effort worth it.
  • Xandy: IS THIS ALL JUST A GAME TO YOU?!
  • (Morte): Oh come on, you gotta have fun with this s***. Being a hero or villain ending with the same outcome is BOOORING!!!
  • Hudson:... Well he's not exactly wrong about that.
  • Miria: "Please don't encourage a villain's point!"
  • Xandy: Well WE'RE not playing games. Show yourself and fight, coward.
  • (Morte): Oh, please, if I had a dollar for every time people mistook fortitude or lack of confrontation cowardice, I'd be richer then the stiff I have to be mental room-mates with. (The sound of a conkout was heard)!
  • (Maverick): "WELL I NEVER?! (Conk out)"
  • (Morte): "OHHHH, WILL YOU STAY OUT OF IT, STIFF?! Point is, that old clishe don't work on me! I'm not some kinda hopeless egomaniac or a yuts with a hyper-sensitive sense of pride! I'm the guy that plans to re-write villainy, toots!"
  • Xandy: WELL IF THE BOOT FITS, YA MIGHT AS WELL WEAR IT!!
  • (Morte):...... Say that one more time! (Conks out)
  • (Maverick): "Tch, not prideful he said. (Conks out)"
  • (Morte): "YOU STAY OUTTA THIS, STIFF?!"
  • Xandy: You heard me, Mort-butt! If the boot-TAH, fits!
  • (Morte): Okay, cowgirl! (The entire Hero Hive went into lockdown) You want me? Fine! (He summoned an army of clones armed with all kinds of weapons)
  • Xandy: Oh now you're just f*****g with us!
  • (Morte): If the boot fits. (Ends transmission)
  • Morte Clones: I'M GOING TO RIP YOU GUYS A NEW ASSHOLE!!! (They all fired as they dodged the barrage of different firepower)
  • Clifton: "HOW THE HECK DID MORTE GET CLONES?!"
  • Libby: "Remember my mission with Hopstar about the Clone King and how we were housing his Cloning Sceptor?"
  • Hopstar: "Awwww hell no, you mean to say-"
  • Libby: "Alas, I do....."
  • Zosimo: "..... SON OF A BITCH, HE'S NOW STARTING TO USE ANOTHER VILLAIN'S WEAPON AGAINST US?!"
  • Xandy: Great! Now he's got other weapons like the Wrathmonger Sword, the Deadmax Gauntlet, the Eye of Wii Sindixion, the Cloak of Visio, the Wandblade of Iii, the Sword of Xxïom, the Scepter of Vulxan, the Ax of Axx, the Monmouth Medallion, the Bloodzr Orb, everything!
  • Miria: "Just a suggestion here, but maybe we should have a different storage area for the contained weapons of congured foes and not have them share the same space as our weapons in the armory!"
  • Ruther: "We'll be sure to tell Zosimo that AFTER he deals with his fit."
  • Zosimo: (As he ran around in a fighting fit) FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF... Flock my life.
  • Hudson: That doesn't sound like a good substitute when birds are present.
  • Zosimo: "JUST SHUT UP AND FOCUS ON FIGHTING?!"
  • Radcliff: This guy is really pushing us to our limits stealing everything we have.
  • Magnum: "Dare I say it makes me relieved he wasn't there to keep the VA from falling!"
  • (Morte): "(Intercom turns out) DON'T REMIND ME?! (Intercom turns off!)!"
  • Tyberious Jr: "Yeesh, for a guy who saids he's above being egocentric or prideful, he sure is butt-hurt about not being able to be around the VA for much longer."
  • (Morte): IT'S LIKE DESTROYING A NATIONAL MONUMENT TO US!! IT'S DISCOURAGING! WHY DO YOU THINK VILLAINS AREN'T AS GREAT AS THEY SHOULD BE?!
  • Vancer: P*****s. Not our fault you made it that way.
  • (Morte): YOU WANT ME TO MAKE YOUR OBSTACLES WORSE?!
  • Vancer: Kiss my d***!
  • Cloakblade: VANCER!
  • (Morte): GRAAAAHHH!!! (He clones hundreds of the confiscated weapons for the clones)
  • Clone 1: (With a large shining glowing sword) Yes! Now THIS is a villain's weapon.
  • Clone 2: (With a bladed wand) No, THIS is a villain's weapon.
  • Clone 3: Anoooo...... (Got out two dual crazy multibarrel magic cannons) THESE ARE VILLAIN'S WEAPONS!!! (The heroes screamed cartoonishly as they fired and chased them until 30 seconds in)
  • Clone 4:... Wait, why isn't the magic launcher working?
  • Vancer: See? Sometimes rushing can work. You spazzoids just sapped up your weapons' mana ammo. (They disappeared) So again, kiss my d***, d***-kissers.
  • (Morte): Clever bastards. But I'll get you mugs yet!
  • Zosimo: (After they finish off the last of the clones) Or you can fall face down with a bunch of heroes kicking your ass trying.
  • Ucasashi: (Uses his laser sword to cut open the steel lockdown barrier, and struggles abit but is surely getting by)... Goodness, this is hardcore neutronium. You guys spared no expense on the defenses.
  • Nanobyte: We try.
  • Ucasashi: My sword has a hard time cutting through this stuff. (Aurlena just supercharged her gauntlets and punched it down, only to meet a clone with a blastgun accompanied by heavily armed clones)
  • Clone 5: Hey, BITCH! (Aurlena responded quickly, reflecting the blast with her gauntlets)...
  • Aurlena:... My turn. (She back-handed many blasts and blasts the clones with her gauntlet phasers and then upper-cutted the clone right into the last of them) C-C-C-C-COMBO! (The clones dissipate)
  • Xandy: This is STILL cowardice. You're just hiding behind clones.
  • (Morte): THEY'RE STILL ME, SO IT STILL COUNTS!
  • Magnum: You can't use them forever. You'll run out of mana soon too.
  • (Morte): "Well maybe that'd be the case if that Woodoo guy didn't gave his self-mana producing shedded skin as a token of thanks for helping his people! BUT HE DID, SUCKERS!!"
  • Hudson: "Aw no fair, that was meant to help OUR magic users!"
  • Vancer: "You guys just HAD to accept that dude's gross shedded skin!"
  • Xandy: "IT WAS FOR THE SAKE OF DIPLOMATIC EFFERT AND SOMETHING FOR US TO RELIE ON IN CASES OF THINGS LIKE THE FRITZ?! NOT EVEN WOODOO FIGURED THIS WOULD HAPPENED?!"
  • Miria: "Everyone, focus! Morte is desiring to frustraight us to force us into another rut by intentionally inconvinencing us! He's assentually trying to repeat the same mess that guys us riled up!"
  • Nanobyte: "Ugh, you mean he's messing with us ON PURPOSE?! IN A WAY OTHER THEN JUST BEING DIFFICULT?!"
  • (Morte): "Oh excuse me for making great use with what I have to work with here! You're the ones that let this stuff in YOUR base!"
  • Magnum: A mistake we will NEVER make again! We're still coming for you, Morte. Eventually your power will be exhausted. (The heroes armed themselves with the scattered stronger weapons)
  • Aberrant: All my time I never thought we'd have to actually fight.
  • Chell: Abb, we're working for the Heroes Act. It's an occupational hazard. Self-defense is pretty much required.
  • Tether: Have I ever told you emergency lighting brings out your sexiness?
  • Chell: (Giggles with a blush)
  • (Morte): OH GET A ROOM YOU TWO?!
  • Chell/Tether: SHUT UP! (The two blast the intercom)
  • Zosimo: "And that's ANOTHER thing I'm going have to repair later!"

Maverick's Office.

  • Morte: "Awww hell, I'm eventually gonna run out of tricks at this rate. (Conks out). (Maverick's voice) GOOD! Then soon your madness will end?! (Conks back to Morte) (Morte's Voice) FYI, Mave-DICK! Your whole career's about to go down the toilet too! Remember that fancy rule about guys not being allowed in this goody-two-shoes club? (Conks back to Maverick) (Maverick's voice) An unfortunate consiquence I made peace with. It can't be helped! For as long as I am stuck with you, all my otherwise great skills can't hide the fact I share a body with a madman! (Conks out back to Morte) (Morte's voice) Seriously?! You're willing to say good bye to sweet perks?! WHAT KIND OF RICH STIFF ARE YOU?! (Conks out back to Maverick) (Maverick's voice) Oh sure, assume that because I'm rich, that I enjoy being privilaged! Being of noble birth is more complicated then any less-privilaged person likes to think! Money doesn't always solve every problem! (Conks out back to Morte) (Morte's voice) HAVE YOU EVEN PAID ATTENTION TO YOUR FANCY GIANT MANSIONS FILLED WITH ROBOTIC SERVENTS AND FANCY FISH EGGS?! WHAT'S SO COMPLICATED ABOUT THAT?! (Conks back to Maverick) (Maverick's voice) All that took generations of hard work to atthived! I only managed to be born rich because I owe it to my ansistery who worked hard to ensure such a future! (Conks out back to Morte) (Morte's voice) ALOT'A GOOD HARD WORK DOES IF YOU HAVE TO CONTEND TO THINGS LIKE ROUGH NEIGHBERHOODS AND SHITTY ASS GOVERMENTS!?"
  • Maverick/Morte litterally began arguing with themselves as the electrisity intensifives and the chants get louder!
  • QCP:... Oh dear.

Chapter 6: Duel Personalities of the Worst Kind

Outside Maverick's office.

  • The HA arrived to see horrendusly zapping energy as they skid to a halt!
  • Veta: "..... I, don't think we want to be near that."
  • The HA dodged quickly as the zaps turned into a magical exploudsion as the door was sent flying!
  • Zosimo: "Ughhhhh..... ADD THAT TO THE LIST AS WELL?!"
  • A scary fused voice was heard laughing.
  • Nanobyte: "..... I just pooped my pants."

Suddenly, the Beastequinox Maverick/Morte came forth as it sang this.

Error sans singing can't be erased

Error sans singing can't be erased

Maverick/Morte's Song Upon Becoming a Literal Two-Faced Freak

  • Aberrant: "..... Did they/he just, broke into a song and dance number?"
  • Vancer: "I know villains like their musical numbers, but COME ON, even Qui wasn't THAT bad with them!"
  • Maverick-Morte: (Cackles) Foolish fools of foolishness!!
  • Vancer: "Did he LITTERALLY just say that?"
  • Maverick/Morte: You can never defeat me now.
  • Hudson: "Uh, guys, why is Maverick and/or Morte suddenly looking like he's red on the half side of his face while wearing a weird looking fancy-suit hybirdded into a thug-looking normal shirt and pants?"
  • Magnum: I believe that is the Beastequinox.
  • Vancer: PHAH! One of his hands are red- (He was kicked by M-M and paralyzed by the toxic spur)
  • M-M: Let's dance! I'm more than capable of handling all of you now.
  • Ucasashi: WE'LL SEE! (He attacked with his laser sword but M-M just caught it with his hand) What?
  • M-M: (Chuckles) That tickles.
  • Ucasashi: You do realise you are holding a laser sword, righ- (M-M kicked him away and paralyzed him) HIIII-YAAAAAAAAA?!
  • Cloakblade: UCASASHI!!!
  • M-M: (Got out magically-summoned multibarrel dual cannons) HAHA!
  • Tether: OH, COME ON, THAT GUN LOOKS RIDICULOUS, EVEN FOR VANCE!
  • M-M: OPEN UP WIDE, HEROES!! (They dodged the blast and they fought while this music played)
DBZ-Buu is Fighting Theme HD

DBZ-Buu is Fighting Theme HD

Maverick/Morte Battle Theme

  • Veta: "We need to get Maverick to stop this!"
  • Nathan: "Alas, I'm afraid he's at a state where both personas are one. Unfortunately, Morte proved to be the stronger persona, so when the Beastequinox happened, Morte's mindset became the dominate force of the creature."
  • Miria: "Then we need to reverse this form!"
  • Hopstar: "Well thanks to the mana-producing Cocentbra skin, he's likely using it as a mana regulator so he doesn't have to worry about wasting the juice of the form!"
  • M-M: "DAMN STRAIGHT?! And it's surprisingly comfy too. Like snuggy footie bajamas."
  • Nanobyte: "YOU MEAN YOU'RE WEARING THE THING LIKE UNDERWEAR?! GROSS?!"
  • M-M: Is there any other way to wear it?
  • Nanobyte:... Point taken. Still gross though.
  • M-M: "Buddy, I did worse things both before AND after the VA. It's not even the first time I have to put on reptile skin neither, shedded or otherwise!"
  • Nanobyte: "Please stop, it's getting too gross, let's just resume fighting!"
  • M-M: Easier done than said! (The music picked up as they kept fighting)
  • Xandy: Don't let him kick you! (He did so to her as she hit a wall paralyzed) GAAH, I CAN'T FEEL MY ANYTHING!!!
  • Hudson: "OKAY, I AM MIFFED AT EVOLUTION FOR GIVING STARBILLS THOSE STUPID POINTY THINGS ON HIS LEGS?!"
  • M-M: "Well someone got triggered!"
  • Hudson began to zoom around and made a mini-tornado that goes at M-M's direction.
  • M-M: "I've heard of a blow-hard, but this is rediculious! (He cast it away with a magic bladed wand)"
  • Clifton: Okay, no more Mr. Nice Guy. (Goes barefoot and exposes his own toxic spurs) Time to fight fire with fire! (He slid in with a karate kick getting into a kick-fight where neither of them could hit each other until his feet were tickled) Hey- (Laughs) Nobody does that except Samantha- (He was paralyzed with a kick)... Dirty trick! (Jeepers bleeped) HEY, I STILL HAVE MY PRIDE AND DIGNITY!! (Peepers bleeped) 'I DOUBT THAT' YOURSELF!!!
  • Cloakblade: (Cloaks herself as M-M just caught her from nowhere choking her and paralyzing her)
  • M-M: What did you think our starnoses are for? Electroreception, biotch. It would've been hard to look for hidden food in rivers or ponds otherwise.
  • Miami: THIS IS GETTING OUT OF HAND!!! Aurlena?
  • Aurlena: On it! (Swung several punches and blasts that M-M just dodged, ending with him taking them off her and beating her with them) OWCH!!
  • Telthona: (Fired an arm cannon gun at him as he just used magic to catch all of them and fire them back at her, damaging her prosthetics) OW', PRICK?!
  • M-M: Hey, guys, I know you have this rut problem, but, could you at least TRY to be more enteraining over here? I'm a criminal mastermind with assassin skills and a Navy officer merged as a legendary super-magic monster. Give me a challenge for Kraan's sake, I can take it.
  • Xandy: WE'RE TRYING!!!
  • M-M: Trying or DYING?! (Fires his guns at them)
  • Suddenly, an exploudsion was heard from the end of the hall, as the Lougers' Van was seen flouting.
  • (Lord Shen): (On intercom) "My apologiese, but is this a private fight or is outside help appresiated?"
  • Hopstar: "Well, you're a bit late cause we're about to enter the big climax, but better then nothing."
  • M-M: "Oh boy. You misfits are a bit too early. I didn't even had the chance to surprise ya. But, I'm flexible. I don't mind having the oppertunity to bust BOTH of the VA's biggest enemies in a sitting!"
  • (Icky): "Hey don't cocky, ya two-faced Star-Nosed Platapus of a litteral sense! Gazelle may be absint cause that Herbavoris thing she's doing is still going on as if this episode, but we handled fighting tough fights without her before!"
  • M-M: "Well, that's the thing..... I FEEL LIKE I'M THE ONE GUY YA SHOULD'VE STILL HAD HER WITH YOU?! (Pulls out an Intensifiver-Like Gun)!"
  • Zosimo: "WATCH OUT?! IT'S A BULLARN IMPERIAL DESTROYER MARK 90210?! A SINGLE PROJECTLE CAN HAVE A BLAST AS STRONG AS AN ASTRO-LASER?! THEY'RE STRONG ENOUGH TO MAKE DONUT HOLES ON MOONS?!"
  • All Lougers: "(This video)!"
Oh Shit! (echo) sound effect

Oh Shit! (echo) sound effect

  • Iago: (The van was destroyed by the blast causing all the Lodgers to fall to the ground comically)... WHAT THE F***?! WHO THE HELL CAME UP WITH A GUN LIKE THAT?!
  • Xandy: It's supposed to be an anti-battleship weapon.
  • Sandy: GLAD TO CU****G KNOW!!!!
  • M-M: BUNCHA HEROES GONNA DIE TODAY!!! (Kept firing the gun as it annihilated anything it touched and comically did this) MIRCHAEL LAKE PRESENTS, EXPLOSIOOONS!!!!
Michael Bay Presents Explosions! Robot Chicken Adult Swim

Michael Bay Presents Explosions! Robot Chicken Adult Swim

  • Miria: THIS HAS OFFICIALLY BEEN PUSHED TOO FAR!
  • M-M: "I AM INVINABLE, INVINABLE?!"
  • Icky: And now he's getting SMG4 insane.
  • M-M: "I CANNOT BE STOPPED?! NOTHING CAN THWART ME- (Suddenly, an invisable force wedgies him with the Cocentbra Skin) EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE-OWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW?! JUST LIKE HIGH SCHOOL?!"
  • (Marses): "OKAY ASSHOLE, THE FULL-BODY UNDERWEAR COMES OFF?!"
  • The force completely pulls the skin off, cartoonishly as M-M no longer had the skin!
  • The group were surprised.....
  • Xandy: "MARSES?!"
  • Icky: "Wait what?!"
  • M-M: "OW, THAT THING MAY'VE SORT'VE CRUSHED MY NUTS?! OW?! (The Beastquinox form started to glitch a bit)."
  • The Group saw that....
  • Magnum: ".... His mana is wearing thin!"
  • Vancer: "Good! For once this stupid Fritz became relatively useful!"
  • M-M: "Don't think I'm not aware of your plan dry me out of some hocus pocus, zeroes! I'm smart enough to be conservitive about the whole thing and just stick to normal weaponry."
  • Marses appeared in normal size.
  • Marses: "Oh what's the matter, bill-face? Too afraid to take big risks even when a satisfying reward is waiting for you!"
  • M-M: "Hey it ain't the matter of being afraid, I'm just trying not to go down like a schmoe over here!"
  • Ucasashi: Well at least he's an honorable villain.
  • M-M: Well duh. The lack of honorable villains is kind of what caused the downfall of the Villains Act. Otherwise we wouldn't be having this conversation and you'd all be dead.
  • Marses: "Really, you just about had these guys until you gotten the best damn wedgie of your life! Oh what, ya suddenly lost your nerve because you lost your lucky full body bug-snake skin underpants?"
  • Icky: "Okay, one, EWWWWWWWWWWWW!? And two, WHAT IS EVEN GOING ON HERE RIGHT NOW, WHERE DID THE BUG CAME FROM?!"
  • Lord Shen: "(Like Abridged Cooler) I, can't help but feel that we're missing some context here!"
  • M-M: "Oh sure, try to insult me all ya want, wise guy! S*** like that may work for egomaniacs and hyper-pride dumbasses, BUT NOT ME! I ain't gonna fall for it!"
  • Marses: "Oh yeah? Yo Mama SOOOOOO FREAKING FAT, Jiombra said "DAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYUM?!"!!
  • Icky: Ohho, snap!!
  • M-M: "(Gets Mama's Boy Triggered) WHAT THE F*** DID YOU F*****G JUST SAY ABOUT MY MOTHA?!"
  • Marses: "Yo Mama so fat, A female Coraak would look like a super model!"
DAAAMN!!! ᴴᴰ

DAAAMN!!! ᴴᴰ

  • M-M: "GRRRRRRRR?!"
  • Marses: "YO MAMA SO STUPID, SHE GOT HIT BY A PARKED CAR?!"
  • M-M: "(RAGING OUT OF CONTROL)?!"
  • Marses: "YO MAMA SO UGLY, EVEN AN EXHAEON WOULD START GOING TO CHURCH AFTER SEEING HER?!"
  • M-M: "(RAGES OUT WITH BURSTING MAGIC?!)"
  • Marses: "..... Annnnnnd that's our cue. (Just as M-M was about do a mega-charge attack, Marses shrinks everyone but M-M to microscophic levels as they became so small that his blast wasn't even felt as the blast otherwise made a big hole in the Hero Hive, just as Grand Council Security Forces arrived and were flabbergasted by the sight......)...."
  • M-M: "(Breaths in and out in the aftermath of the destruction)..... YEAH?! THAT'LL TEACH YA?! (Turns back into normal Maverick)...."
  • Maverick: "..... I'm free! I'm free?! I'm not a monster anymore?! (Conks out into Morte) (Morte's voice) AWWWWWWWWWWWW, SHUT UP, STIFF?! I FINALLY GOT RID OF THE HEROES?!"
  • (Marses): "OR DID YOU?!"
  • Marses grows everyone back to normal as Morte was shocked!
  • Marses: "Heh, even the most confident of doughebags can't resist an insult to their mother's name."
  • Morte: "..... Huh..... You magnifisent basturd..... Well played and well met. (Conks out to Maverick)!"
  • Maverick: "Heroes Act, I want to apologiese about putting you all into this inconvinence. I hope you can forgive me."
  • Zosimo: "It ain't your fault, Maverick. You're just a victim of cruel fate, and sharing a body with a psyco who used cheap tactics. And you weren't a bad leader from up until Morte started to cause problems. Heck, we wouldn't mind to welcome you back..... From the moment you and Morte are seperate again."
  • Nathan: "Till then brother, I'll be sure to keep the HA cozy with a Bills in place in your absince."
  • Maverick: "(Sheds a tear)..... Thank you brother. And thank you all HA, and you as well Lougers. I- (Conks out again to Morte) (Morte's voice) AWWWWW, CAN WE PLEASE NOT GET SO TOUCHY FEELY HERE?! JUST TAKE ME TO F*****G ORANOS ALREADY?! (Security Forces grabbed him). (Conks back to Maverick) (Maverick's voice) MUST YOU RUIN EVERYTHING?! (Conks back to Morte) Hey, I basicly ruined your HA leadership thingie, so why stop there?!"
  • Warson: "(Shows up) Place Maverick and/or Morte into an anti-Magic Device. We can't risk a chance for the Beasteqinox to resurge. (The Security forces dragged Maverick/Morte off to do so)..... Heroes Act, you will be assured that Oranos Sciencetists will do all they can to cure Maverick of his, predicerment. In the meantime though, we'll, have to give the contemporary leadership thing, another brief go until Calixto makes a better Initive plan. One more, resistent to favorisum and ensures new canidates are more, apeaseable. Till then, I, hope you don't mind having Miria in the position."
  • Miria: "Me? But, I-"
  • Warson: "Miria, compaired to what happened just now, what you did is merely a misdomeaner. Besides, it'll give you a chance to better understand how the HA works AND you'll get to improve on them.... Within reason, alchourse. Who knows? Maybe by the next initive, it'll be more periment. Or at the least the new leader would welcome you as a second in command. Just, ease up on the traditional Ferus disaplenary actions..... (Deadpan) And any quickness to keep secrets."
  • Miria: ".... Alchourse, (Bows) Headmaster Warson. I won't disappoint you."
  • Warson: "Well, only time can truely judge on how this works out.... But I am confident that, at least this rut is FINALLY out of the way. (Sees the damage of the Hero Hive)..... Kinda wished the Hero Hive survived it, though."
  • Zosimo: "Don't worry sir. My construction machines will get RIGHT onto repairs!"
  • Warson: "See that it does. Now, as you were. (Leaves with the security forces)."
  • Icky: "..... Anyone else feels like this felt like it was the HA Show and we litterally only have extremely few scenes in a episode in OUR series?"
  • Sandy: "Relax, Ick. Ain't the first time."
  • Marses: "..... Well, I better get to S'antza and tell it's time to move to a new home. This s***'s likely gonna make the evening news and get UIS attention. I can't risk us getting deported back to our native systems.... Not with that race war going on."
  • Ucasashi: "..... Wait, Master Marses..... Though I can't say I approve of the method of insulting Morte's mother, I do see honor in your rescue of us. You could've easily just go back to your life and just assume things will tend to themselves from there. But you had the honor and courage to help us."
  • Marses: ".... Uh, well, try, not to read too much into it. It was mainly because the rest of the HA did me a favor. They helped out Xander with a Grutt debt problem and had promised to deal with that fatso later on. I was mainly protecting an investment. Iisis could benifit not having that fatass on it's back. Also, look, if it's going where I think it's going, I ain't HA material. I'm not a hero. I'm mainly just a guy ya talk to for something to help you breath in a sucky planet. Helping you guys out is just me scratching your backs for scratching mine. Also, ya have any idea how many fits UIS would throw if an isolated denisen joined a USRA approved hero group? You guys would be in for a s*** storm!"
  • Icky: I have an itching suspicion these UIS guys are going to be hardcore bad guys.
  • Magnum: They're not evil. They're just an organization founded by systems that wanted to remain independent because of the USRA's mistakes. Predominantly that on Pharagu.
  • Icky:... So they're essentially your version of the Confederacy of Independent Systems from Star Wars?
  • Magnum: I don't know what that is.
  • Xandy: Oh I do. I watched all six of them when Qui first entered the AUU. They ARE our CIS. But he's right. Isolated races joining USRA domain when isolated sectors are primarily UIS turf? Yeah, they ain't gonna be happy about that.
  • Icky: "Well still, I can't help but feel the Lougers would end up having to put up with that group's heavy loud of BS someday."
  • Ucasashi: "Ahem! I didn't exactly finish yet."
  • Marses: "Oh."
  • Ucasashi: "Now, given that you're not exactly a true hero, membership is out of the question.... But, nothing stops you from becoming one of the staff. Your talents would be useful for Exo-Suit knowledge and hostile planet condictions exploring. You and your wife would get great benefits as that."
  • Xandy: "Basicly, if you and S'antza are looking for a new home away from UIS burt-hurtness, look no further then us."
  • Nanobyte: "Also, given that some of us already know what Beeteans and Littids are, there's kinda little UIS can seriously do now, because the Grand Mind himself will have to respect that you are out of bounds for them now. Besides, Vinzotyx is a VAST improvement from Iisis."
  • Marses: ".... Ehhh, ya know what, S'antza did always wanted to move anyway. Why not? One condition though: Ya bring Xander and his bot and pet Scrap Hermit Crab as well along. Cause even if you just get rid of Scrappo, poor guy has no where else to turn to."
  • Xandy: "We'll promise him a place as our disposal guy and he has to shower for special occations and/or physical Counciler visits."
  • Tollund: But just to be safe, we won't just need a leader now, but we'll also need a UIS agent, because I can tell that we're going to be hearing from them more often after this.
  • Marses: "No promises on the second thing, but deal. (Xandy and Marses shook hands)."
  • Lord Shen: "..... SERIOUSLY THOUGH, WHAT DID WE MISSED?!"
  • The HA and the Majority of the Lougers broke into laughter.

Epilogue

Isidro Scrap Yard.

  • Scrap King: "OKAY, SO BECAUSE I AM IN AN EVEN MORE BAD MOOD THEN ALREADY, ALOT OF YOU SORRY SCRAPPERS WILL HAVE TO PAY FOR XANDER'S ABSENCE?! THE GOALPOST HAS BEEN MOVED ONCE MORE, YOU SORRY JUNK COLLECTORS, AND FURTHER MORE, I-"
  • Suddenly, alot of Pharcums were sent flying across the area as Scrappers and even Scrap King got surprised, as a fully confident and organised HA were seen!
  • Xandy: "..... HEY FATSO?! I HEARD WHAT YA TRIED TO DO TO MY FRIENDS?! NOT COOL?!"
  • Miria: "Justice is at hand for you, Grutt!"
  • Scrap King: "..... Uh oh. Uhhh, Heeeeeey, Heroes Act, I, see you gotten yourselves in order from the rut. (Nerviously) Good to know. Uh, can we talk about this, I-"
  • The HA charged in a cool drumatic fastion!
  • Scrap King: "OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH S***********************************-"
  • The Screen froze into a drumatic cool painting of the HA about to bust Scrap King!

Meanwhile, back at Planet Magilo.

  • The Magilo Users were gathered around the sorrowful looking Elder Council.
  • Samantha: "Good elders, you've returned from the Magic Realms. Is, something wrong?"
  • Aristedes: "..... My children... (Sighs depressed)... It is now with a heavy heart, that I reveal-"
  • ???: GUUUUUUUUYS?!? (A Magelio student came out of a portal covered in blackish green goop as all Magilo Users, even the Elders, gasped)...
  • Geneva:... (Sees the goop)... Oh, my, GOD, IT'S ANTIMAGIC!!!!!
  • Student: It gets worse. The Realm of Magic... IS DEAD!!!!
BUM BUM BUMMMM!!!!

BUM BUM BUMMMM!!!!

  • Everyone: JAVA!!!
  • Java: SORRYYY!!!
  • Dimentus: "..... WELL THERE GOES REVEILING THE BAD NEWS WITH TACT?! Ugh. Basicly what he said."
  • Samantha: "Oh great Elders, this is horrorable! Who's respondsable for this!?"
  • Aristedes: "Thaumorpheus had revealed that, his realm became the victim of destruction, because an insodent involving an attempt at genoside, forced the causer's hand, to exicute magic for a maniac's sins."
  • Cornelious: "Ugh, SERIOUSLY?! The rest of the Multiverse basicly gets depraved of magic because of a mundane case of it being abused? That's like shooting the messinger cause ya didn't like the messiage HE didn't even wrote, or doing so to a slave because his master made him do something you didn't liked! Such barbaric backwords thinking!"
  • Aristedes: "Worry not. Thaumorpheus is already hard at work to rebuilding the magic realms and restoring magic and that of it's brances like Magilo. He has asked, that the Causer is to be seeked out to be given an inrealm trial and made to understand what she did is serious to a long-lasting degree and that the sin is not to go obscure."
  • Samantha: "(Comes forth) Elders, allow me and the Heroes Act to bring this disgracer to justice! Just who is the idiot that dares to endanger many civilisations dependent of Magic or any of the branches?! WHO'S THE BLEEDING TWAT THAT-"
  • Aristedes: "Tecnecally, Samantha...... You already ran into the causer in a previous time.... You might best remember..... Star Butterfly."
  • Samantha made a horrorfived and shocked face as the Magilo Users muttered in utter shock of the name!
  • Geneva was shocked as well.....
  • Java: "..... WHAT A TWIST?!"
  • Everyone: "JAVA?!"
  • Java: "Right, right, I know, I know, REALLY bad timing!"
  • Samantha:... I must call the Heroes Act and have the Lodgers meet me on Mewni. We MUST correct this.

Meanwhile, in a dark realm.

  • A Lizard figure and A Large Xird was seen watching it unfold.....
  • Xird: "..... (Laughs wickedly and pleased)! All, according, to plan."
  • Figure: "Oh yes..... I always did love a plan coming to togather."
  • The Figure and the Xird both laughed as other Xirds and large sapient figures came in and laughed as well!

Fin?

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