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Brothers of Feathers, Taint of Greed, and Poisoned Malice
Season 1, Episode S1E9
Brothers of Feathers, Taint of Greed, and Poisoned Malice
Release date July 23, 2012‎
Written by Scroopfan, Tman, and MSM in some areas.
Directed by Scroopfan/Tman.
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Brothers of Feathers, Taint of Greed, and Poisoned Malice is the 9th Episode of the SpongeBob and Friends Adventures Chronicles series. Crane's brother, Qu Dan, (legely changed to Kevin), Crane's more business exberted brother, has grown self-corrupted in corprete power, as he cares for nothing but business. Kevin now plans to build companies, get at the diamond mines in Equestia, as well as pomising to make Equestia a better place by making it more increasingly advanced with newer technology and the mythical creatures to be more civilized. as such, he has the ponies seening him as a visionary, and even Applebloom is blindly in love with him. When The Louge discovers the force behind Kevin's intentions for the futrue Equestria, they realise that Kevin is not the power hungry greedy buisness typhoon they were lead to believe he was, but yet another puppet of Lord Cobra.

Fan-made Transcript.

Chapter 1- Big Business

The Villain Leage Castle

  • Lord Cobra- (looking through many diffrent villain names in the book of villainy with Teen Mang) Ok, Mini-Me, let's see if there's someone perfect for my latest anti-paradise scheme on Equestia. We need someone who is extreamely greedy, power hungry and ambitious.
  • Teen Mang- How about this guy, master? (points to a picture of Baltor from Winx Club)
  • Lord Cobra- Baltor the Wizard? Nah, forget it, the producer's not a huge fan of the Winx Club along with the Darkspawn Shadow Pheonix, Lord Darkar. Leave that to Ratagainrules.
  • Teen Mang- Ok how about (sees a picture of Lotso Huggin Bear).. Lotso the Teddy Bear?
  • Lord Cobra- (Gags in disgust), No Mini-Me! He has that toy baby with him and...(shudders), It gives me the willies. Besides, didn't you see the end of Toy Story 3? He is currently stuck on a front side of a garbage truck.
  • Teen Mang- Ok, how about this guy? (Shows a picture of Quint from the Timon and Pumbaa series.)
  • Lord Cobra- Quint from that meerkat and warthog's tv series? Nah, too obvious. Seriously Mini-Me, If I wanted someone from the Jungle Crew's rouges lead by Scar that has a big pink nose, black hair and steriod rage, I just asked Charlie Sheen.
  • Teen Mang- Can we just try calling Deathwing to help us? You could ask him to burn Equestria to a crisp, scare the living heck outta that pegasus pony, Fluttershy and incinerate the Elements of Harmony. That will really send Celestia and all of the Equestians running!
  • Lord Cobra- No, not after what happended during my revenge against that elf and that overgrown orange ferret of his who made Shen double cross me in MrRuscole's spinoff series and thus inspire certain events in the Brother Bear Crossover. But I was lucky Deathwing was understanding since we brought Cyclonus back with our ressurection policy. But still, he is somewhat relucent to help me again.
  • Teen Mang- Ah, this is gonna be tougher then I thought!
  • Suddenly Maleficent appears before Cobra and Teen Mang
  • Maleficent- Having a little trouble finding a sutible villain to help us capture Kairi, Spyro and Spongebob my lord?
  • Lord Cobra: "What do you want?"
  • Maleficent: "I assume it's hard work sir? My apologies coming in un-invited."
  • Lord Cobra: "Look, you wouldn't be interested anyway, just another of my anti-paraisdise schemes on Equestia again. Nothing to do with Kairi or any of that Tman created stuff we been made to do recently. You know how I possitively louthe, paradises. They have the nerve to believe they are safe of the glories of chaos and darkness, well, someone like me is here to prove them WRONG!"
  • Maleficent: "Alcourse, I respect perfectly why are not rather, fond of such ideas."
  • Lord Cobra: "Thank you."
  • Teen Mang: "Ok, how about.... The Emperor of Ki-Gong!"
  • Lord Cobra: "Not our ally anymore because of what happend during the wedding allience incident when the Emperor of China kept him in place, and thus, Mirage and I branded Spongebob the Ultimate Wanted Vigilante..... Which is one of Tman's fanboygasums that our producer half-willingly allowed."
  • Teen Mang: "Uh, Dr. Draken?"
  • Lord Cobra: "Too demanding."
  • Teen Mang: "Lord Dread?"
  • Lord Cobra: "Not as fun using him without Dark Cynder, I fancy them as a team."
  • Teen Mang: "Uh, that hunter guy who tried to kill that fox in "The Fox and the Hound"?"
  • Lord Cobra: "Amos Slade? Nah! Fagin hates his guts. Also, he's not evil as he is just your typical jerk of a hunter/chicken farmer."
  • Teen Mang: "Merina Del Ray?"
  • Lord Cobra: "Too useless, and easly beaten by Spyro, that wise-craking dragonfly, Sparx, that mermaid princess, Ariel and that little crustacean who is with that animal adventure team lead by Scar's nephew and those two "Hakuna Matata" loving friends of his. Also, being a mermiad, I don't she her nor her passive dodong and those albeit menacing eels being a threat to Equestia on land thanks to their earthly limitations that they are water creatures."
  • Teen Mang: "Mosenrath?"
  • Lord Cobra: "Too snobby and self important."
  • Teen Mang: "Zeus, from the God of War games?"
  • Lord Cobra: "Too vioient. Come on boy, even WE have standerds."
  • Teen Mang: "Merlock?"
  • Lord Cobra: "Too easly counteracted by that hyena female."
  • Teen Mang: "Crap, then I got nothing! Most of these villains we either already have, and failed in the past and proven too easy beaten, or are with other villain teams, you don't like or because of copyright, or other complincations!"
  • Maleficent: "How about, something of an offshoot instead?"
  • Lord Cobra: "Explain?"
  • Maleficent: "Well, I seen into the cristeil ball, that a very cocky crane, three land shark lawyers, a boa, a huge gorrilla and a duo of an owl and a woodpecker, are coming to Equestia to establish a diamond mineing faciliity."
  • Lord Cobra: "That doesn't sound evil. He sounds like a legit non-corrupt business man."
  • Maleficent: "Only if you so choice to stay out of it, Mang."
  • Lord Cobra: "DON'T CALL ME MANG WOMAN?! I HAVE INSISTED THAT I-...... Wait a minute..... Oh... I get ya now. May I, have a vision of this, likely sap and his friends?"
  • Maleficent- Of course. (Lord Cobra gets vision of Kevin at a construction site of a new mining facility)
  • Lord Cobra- Impressive. He seems like someone I can easily tinker with. Anymore info I should know about this guy?
  • Maleficent- Well, his name is Qu Dan, AKA Kevin Longbill. He is the brother of Crane, one of those Furious Five teammates of the Shell Lodge Squad. He's the owner of a mining company called ShineMiners Incorporated. His commercials say that he's found a new energy resource created by the mixing of many precious gemstones called juronium.
  • Lord Cobra- What an odd name for a substance.
  • Maleficent- Well, our sources calculate that the mining facility will be complete tomorrow.
  • Lord Cobra- Where is the facility being built on Equestria?
  • Maleficent- In the Diamond Lands just west of Ponyville. Just, slightly away from Diamond Dog terratory.
  • Lord Cobra- Well, that's nice. Mini-Me? I have a plan!

Mining place.

  • Kevin plays his gitar as the progress is setting.
  • Doloris, the boa female, slithered up to Kevin.
  • Doloris: "Sir, shouldn't you be over-seeing the factory instead of lounging about?"
  • Kevin: "Chillax, Doloris, I know what I am doing."
  • Doloris sighs in annoyence.
  • Kevin: "Yo, Norm!"
  • Norm, a fat owl: "COMING YOUR MOST ALGOOBERIOUSNESS! (trips) Ow! (falls down hill) Oh! DOW! OH! EE! GAH OOH! (Lands butt first into catus) AHHHHH!"
  • Kevin: "Edword!"
  • A panicy woodpecker that is edword: "Oh! I'm sorry! I can handle it!"
  • Norm gets off of the catus, only to be knocked over accsidently by Edword, who was sent flying and falls beck first into Norm's butt!
  • Norm: "OWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!"
  • Kevin gently laughs
  • Kevin: "I love those too."
  • Norm: "NORM! OW!"
  • Edword gets off of Norm's butt!
  • Edword: "PATOOTIE! And Edword! (shudders)"
  • Norm and Edword: "REPORTING FOR DUTY!"
  • Kevin- Fine, fine, fine! How's the construction going? Oh, and let's make a rule: No smokestacks. Not only that we are not THOSE kind of businesses, but I don't want Princess Celestia to be all over me for something like that. Now, have you figured out a way to get rid of the toxic waste produced by the production of juronium legally?
  • Edward- Oh, yes, the construction is going smoothly. And you don't have to worry about the toxic waste, sir. We've figured out how to break the waste down into it's component parts, which, of course, means that if we get some toxic waste, we can easily get rid of it safely.
  • Kevin- Splendid work, Edward! Soon, no one will have to worry about high electric bills again because of my success in creating juronium. It's combustable, conductive, and...
  • Norm- Unrenewable?
  • Kevin- That's righ- WHAT?! UUUGGGH! Why didn't I even think of that before? That's my 5th unrenewable resource this month! Damn it?! I bet that jerk Mr. Oilspill would laugh at me if he was here, and I am glad he's not!
  • Edward- With all due respect, Mr. Longbill, as long as there are enough diamonds in the UUniverses to create juronium, I think it can power our community for a millenia.
  • Kevin- Good observation, Eddy!
  • Edward- Please, don't call me that! It makes me sound like that jerk money obcessed kid of the same name.
  • Kevin- Well, what are we waiting for? Let's get juronizing!
  • Doloris- 'Juronizing'? Is that even a real word?
  • Kevin- No, it's a made up one, so what? It's a good one, I'll tell you that. Well, let's get back to work. (Doloris, Edward and Norm leave to get back to work, while Kevin gets back to playing guitar)
  • Doloris' voice: "I thought you said we're going back to work?!"
  • Kevin: "I'm Supervising! It counts as work!"
  • Doloris' voice: "Damn, tecnecally!"

Villain League HQ

  • Lord Cobra- (Watching Kevin via magic powers) Yes, strum that silly guitar, my feathery friend! For today, you shall make HISTORY! But not the kind of History that places you in an oh so postivtive light like you so ignorently desire. (Takes out medallian) Hmm, would extreme corruption be nessersary? He is a business man. After all, they'll destroy a rainforest for a few bucks. But then again, I saw that he clearly hates pollosion, the ironic hippie! If I just say the right words, and the sap will dance. But, in this case, mere words alone might not be enough..... But the Meddialin is over-kill.... All this requires, is smooth talking, and alittle bad impressions from the Equestians.

Equestia.

  • Kevin plays his guitar.
  • Laughter of children are heard.
  • Kevin notices this.
  • He gets up from his lounge chear to investigate. he looks over a hill to see the CMC (Cutie Mark Crusaders.) playing with some ball. Kevin flew up to them.
  • Kevin: "Uh, kids? Exquse me?"
  • Applebloom, Sweetie Belle, and Scootaloo looked at Kevin.
  • Kevin: "Yeah, hi. Listen, I ordenarly don't like to rain on peoples' parade or, anything, But this is private propity, and you are on private propity, and, uh, listen, there's contruction going on here, and uh, well, it might be dangerious for kids like you and uh..."
  • Sweetie Belle: "Oh, sorry, we came here with Applebloom's sister for some playtime. We didn't know somepony, err, I mean, someone was doing something here."
  • Kevin: "Hey, it's cool, it's cool. Just, go find her, huh? Someplace else to hang out?"
  • Sweetie and Scootaloo ran off. but Applebloom stayed. she looked as if she was awestruck.
  • Kevin: "Uh, you ok kid?"
  • Applebloom: (Lovestruck) "Just fine........"
  • Kevin: "Ok..... (gulp). Is this scene getting awkword or is it just me?"
  • ???: "APPLEBLOOM!"
  • Applebloom snaps out it!
  • Applebloom: "COMING! I gotta go."
  • Kevin: "Whew. That was a close one."
  • Kevin flew off.
  • Applebloom sighed in love struck. she walked off.

Chapter 2- Nothing But Corporate Doings

next day.

  • Kevin still playing his gittar on the lounging chear.
  • Applebloom walks up to him un-noticed by him.
  • Applebloom: "Uh, exquse me, mister business crane sir?"
  • Kevin noticed Applebloom.
  • Kevin- Just call me plain Kevin. Hey, your that little filly from yesterday aren't ya?
  • Applebloom- Uh huh.
  • Kevin- So what do they call you?
  • Applebloom- My names Applebloom. I think you heard my name before from Sweetie Belle
  • Kevin- Well then Applebloom, what can I do for ya?
  • Applebloom- Nothing, I just wanna thank you for yesterday and wondered what your doing.
  • Kevin- Oh that? Usually most kids don't like it when Adults rain on their fun. But I guess your clearly well behaved. Anyway, your welcome and, about my job? You see, I'm establishing a huge diamond mining faciliity that's going to make my industry alot of cash and all I gotta do is make it enviorenment friendly so Princess Celestia won't be all over me for that stuff. I was going to persue a rockstar/rapping gangsta career and hang up my suit to play some music and even make the people I hired my own band, but they are after a more coporate approach. So we created this mining company called ShineMiners Incorporated, a completely safe and enviorenment friendly industry.

Villain Leage fortress

  • Lord Cobra-(watching Kevin talking to Applebloom, via magic powers) Yeah, right! Enjoy your "enviornment friendly indrusty" while you can Kevvy, cause it wont be so enviornment friendly when I'm done with it.
  • Teen Mang- So what do we do with this guy, Master?
  • Lord Cobra: "Let's see how this plays out first."

Equestia.

  • Applebloom: "That's neat... I, I was wondering, if, I can well, spend time with you."
  • Kevin: "Wait, pardon?"
  • Applebloom: "Well, I thought I could persue something more, different then the farm life. I always saw myself as a business pony."
  • Kevin: "Oh, going for the business life eh? I have no problem with that. Tell you what, you can start today, we're just opening up. One thing though, your an intern, so you are here to learn things, and not allowed to be directly involve in the works, cause you know, child labor laws? Equestia has them right?"
  • Applebloom: "Well, yeah."
  • Kevin: "Oh good. Wait, you don't have to go to shcool today, do you?"
  • Applebloom: "Oh, don't worry, it's Saterday."
  • Kevin: "Great, let me introduse you to my assuiates. Oh, and uh, don't mind Doloris or whatever she would say, she might be, really uptight for a snake."
  • Applebloom- Okay, Kevin! ("If he doesn't say anythin' 'bout me callin' him 'Kevin, that means we're truly in love!")
  • Kevin- ("She just called me 'Kevin', well that's awkward. But I'll let it slide, she's probably confused.") Well, Ms. Applebloom, do you thnk you should get some permission from your big sister first?
  • Applebloom- Well, um...okay then, Kevin!
  • Kevin- ("Aw shit, I shouldn't have said something!")
  • Applebloom- ("He let me say it twice now! It's like we're married!")
  • Doloris was looking at her clipboard.
  • Kevin: "Hey, Doloris. You might not be thrilled about this, but, we got ourselfs an intern."
  • Doloris- An intern? Well, whos' the new recru--(Sees Applebloom) Uh, Kevin? What's the filly doing here?
  • Kevin- Oh, she's the new intern.
  • Doloris- You can NOT be serious! She's too young to be an intern, what nerve have you got to even hire HER? She doesn't even have any experience.
  • Applebloom- Oh yeah? Says who?
  • Doloris- Every single rules and guidelines about jobs. Listen here, young lady, you can't just come in here and apply for an internship! Are your parents even aware about this?
  • Applebloom- Actually, I just live with my Granny Smith, my old brother and sister, Ms. Snake.
  • Doloris- Well, you don't belong here, kid. This is a highly advanced facility with years of experience and training.
  • Applebloom- But, I, uh-
  • Doloris- I'm gonna have to ask you to leave.
  • Kevin- Doloris, c'mon! This young filly looks like she has the potential. And what gives YOU the right to ask her to leave? Only I can do that! I'm the C.E.O., remember? Your boss? The Man of numero uno establishmenty? The Don of this mob? The King of this castle? The Emperor of this china? The Poopah of, whatver poopah's are in charged of?
  • Doloris- But, sir, she's too--
  • Kevin- DOLORIS! I've been looking over the budget, and, I have to say, it is not pretty like a butterfly. If you keep criticizing my job like that, I'm gonna have to hire a new asisstant. So you can either A: Leave immediately, or B: Live in an alley in a cardboard box for the rest of your life!
  • Doloris- But-but-but-but-but-but-
  • Kevin- I SAID 'LEAVE'!
  • Doloris- Okay, okay! Don't come crying to me if this kid ends up hurt, and we get a lawsuit! Ay crumba. (Leaves)
  • Kevin- What did I tell ya? Uptight! Anyway, sorry that I acted like that right in front of you, but that snake thinks she's the boss around here! She's worse then my high school princeipal! Now then, where was I? Oh, yes, you're hired.
  • Applebloom- YAY! I'll go get my friends.
  • Kevin- This reservation's only for one. Exspiecally how Doloris reacted with you being here. I don't even wanna know what more kids in the business would make her do!
  • Applebloom- You mean...I can't bring my friends along?
  • Kevin- Look, as much as I would like to make Doloris mad, and trust me, the funny things she can say during it are wroth it, I do not want to push it. One time I did, and she threaten to sue me!
  • Applebloom- Oh, ok. I didn't tell them about you anyway, this is something I wanted to do with you.
  • Kevin- Good girl! Now, let's get started!
  • Doloris watches from afar.
  • Doloris: "Is this because of your childhood, sir?"
  • Edword and Norm appeared.
  • Norm: "Hey, who's the new kid?"
  • Edword: "And I thought we weren't suppose to hire minors."
  • Doloris: "I think, it's the mirror to the childhood Kevin never had with his familia."
  • Norm: "Really? He's still holding on to that?"
  • Edword: "Hey, I am sure she's just here, to, observe. it's not like she'll be directly involved."
  • Doloris: "(Sigh), Your right. I know not even Kevin would be THAT insane to hire a child without a reason. Maybe I should've ask first. I am gonna go and apologies."
  • Edword: "That's the spirit!"
  • Norm: "Hey Ed, let's meet the newbie!" (All 3 walk up to Kevin and Applebloom)
  • Edward- Oh my, God! She's the cutest thing I've ever laid my eyes on!
  • Norm- Aw, what's your name, newbie?
  • Applebloom- Uh, Applebloom?
  • Edward- Applebloom? That's a cute name.
  • Doloris- Well, Kevin? I'm sorry about my rude behavior. If this young lady is willing to prove she's worth it, then so be it. Plus, her friends can come, too.
  • Applebloom- ALRIGHT! NOW THAT'S WHAT I'M TALKIN' 'BOUT!
  • Doloris- As long as they get permission from their caretakers.
  • Applebloom- Oh...horsefeathers! Well, I'd best get started.

CMC Clubhouse

  • Sweetiebelle- You got an internship from ShineMiners Inc.?
  • Scootaloo- Alright, there's gotta be a logical explanation for this. Applebloom, why did you get the guts to do something like that?
  • Applebloom- Well...If I tell you, you gotta' keep it a secret!
  • Sweetiebelle/Scootaloo- We promise!
  • Applebloom- (Looks around, and whispers in their ears) I have a crush on the C.E.O, Mr. Longbill!
  • Scootaloo- WHAT?!?
  • Sweetiebelle- ........ That's really awkward.
  • Applebloom- Well, he was pretty nice, along with his sourpuss asisstant, Doloris. Now, he's offering us to join his mining program, if though we would just learn how everything works, since we're young we can only get learning internships, but still, this could be the perfect opportunity to get our cutie marks! Whaddiya' say, girls?
  • Sweetiebelle- Well, Applebloom, I think we should ask our families first. We can't just do all this without their permission, it's just wrong. Rarity is a little cautious if I am doing something new, ever since what happened on Hearts and hooves day when we tried to get Miss Cheerilee to date Big Mac.
  • Scootaloo- Yeah. And My Parents aren't exsacly here yet.... (under her breath) Thanks a lot, Hasbro. (talking clearly) So I am still under Rainbow Dash's care until they would become canon. Also, Rainbow Dash tends to be hard to contact. And in some days, she can be alittle hard ot negoteate.
  • Applebloom- Well, that's true. and Mah sister really tends to be seriously traditional. You think we should go do it right now?
  • Scootaloo: "Problem is, I do have doubts they'll say yes. I mean, we don't know if they knew about Kevin's company."
  • Applebloom: "Actselly, I think they might. We know how Twilight is connected to Princess Celestia. Well, I am sure Kevin got Celestia's permission to mine diamonds, and Celestia sent latters Twilight, and all her friends, my sister, Rarity, and Rainbow Dash included. I know it might be tough, but it wouldn't hurt to try."
  • Scootaloo- Well, let's get through it.

Apple Acres

  • Applebloom- Howdy, Applejack.
  • Applejack- Oh, Howdy, Applebloom. What'chyou been up to?
  • Applebloom- Well, if I tell you, do ya' promise not to get mad?
  • Applejack- Alchorse i won't get ornery with you. Not even on that Love Poison stunt you did to yer brother and Miss Cheerilee.
  • Applebloom- Okay...I made an internship to ShineMiners Inc.
  • Applejack- WHAT? (Sighs) Of all the silly things you and yer' friends do. Why would you do that?
  • Applebloom- Because...I have a crush on Mr. Longbill.
  • Applejack- Really? (Sighs) Oh, boy. Applebloom, aren'tcha too young to be with the miners? After all, it's just hard work. You got many things like welding, juronium producton, mining, digging, it's hard work.
  • Applebloom- Oh, don't worry, big sis! Me and my friends have been through things like that.
  • Applejack- Oh, please! Your doin' it not just for Mr. Longbill, but for yer' cutie mark, huh?
  • Applebloom- So, I just wanted to ask if I could get through with it.
  • Applejack- Well...why not? ("I can't wait until she and her friends get exhausted at such hard work!")
  • Applebloom- Great! Thanks, big sis! I owe you one! (Runs off)

Rarity's Emporium

  • Rarity: "YOU AND YOUR FRIENDS ARE DOING WHAT?!"
  • Sweetiebelle- Well, Applebloom applied for an internship at the ShineMiners Facility because... Well, it's a secret I promised not to tell anyone about.
  • Rarity- (Sighs) Sweetiebelle, please! I don't want you to get all dirty. I'm in charge of you while our parents are away for a free-weekend cruise, and I don't want you to get hurt.
  • Sweetiebelle- Well, I thought you would like the idea because, after all, it's just a diamond mining program.
  • Rarity- (Stunned) Did... Did you say 'diamonds'?
  • Sweetiebelle- Yeah. Mr. Longbill uses these diamonds to create a substance called 'juroonium', which is a valuable resource that, as Applebloom explained, is environmentally friendly.
  • Rarity- Really? Oh, deary me! Melting down precious gemstones, (Chuckles) I-I-I have to say, I'm impressed, but sad for what's becoming of those poor stones at the same time. I was wondering what Mr. Longbill was planning to do with those diamonds.
  • Sweetiebelle- So, I'm gonna ask you if I can join my friends in this opportunity, and in exchange, I'll give the largest diamond I can find to you.
  • Rarity- (Pupils become diamonds) Oh me, oh my! The LARGEST diamond in the loot?!? Holy Equestria! Well, alright. But as long as you take a shower before coming back.
  • Sweetiebelle- Aw, thank you, sis! You're one in a million! (Runs off)
  • Rarity- Golly gosh! I don't believe it! A BIG DIAMOND! (Faints)

Rainbow Dash's House in Cloudsdale

  • Rainbow Dash- Applebloom did WHAT?!?
  • Scootaloo- Uh, she applied for a learning internship at the ShineMiners facility that's being built at the Diamond Lands.
  • Rainbow Dash- Ugh, Scootaloo, how much trouble must you and your friends get through to get your cutie marks?
  • Scootaloo- Actually, Applebloom is mostly into it for her own reasons.
  • Rainbow Dash- Like what?
  • Scootaloo- Well, I promised her I wouldn't tell anyone about it.
  • Rainbow Dash- Well, I don't think you and your friends should go through with this. One of you might get hurt. Besides, diamond mining is hard work, and you and your friends could get exhausted.
  • Scootaloo- Please! Me and my friends NEVER get exhausted. EVER!
  • Rainbow Dash- (Sighs) Scootaloo, I REALLY don't think your parents are gonna like this when they eventually make their appearences in our series. So, why don't we just forget about it.
  • Scootaloo- Well, what if I promised I could do something for you?
  • Rainbow Dash- Like what?
  • Scootaloo- Well...I could get you the Wonderbolts' autograph signatures.
  • Rainbow Dash- (Gasps) Really?!? You would do that?
  • Scootaloo- Cross my heart and hope to die, stick a metathrocical cupcake in my eye!
  • Rainbow Dash- Well, I don't know. The Wonderbolts don't appear very much in Ponyville. Maybe we should call it off--
  • Scootaloo- Uh, speaking of the Wonderbolts, they're heading this way right now during their anniversary parade.
  • Rainbow Dash- It's their anniversary already? Wow, time sure goes fast. And I can't believe a 9 time fan and practical president of the Wonderbolt fan club wasn't aware of that, of all days! But, perhaps, if you can pull this off, you can join your friends. Here's the pen and paper. (Hands Scootaloo pen and paper)
  • Scootaloo- You can count on me, RD!

At an autograth booth.

  • Fleetfoot- Wow, look at this little cutie pie! What's your name, young lady?
  • Scootaloo- My name's Scootaloo, and I was wondering, can I have your autograph? I'm a big big fan!
  • Spitfire- Sorry, no can do, we're too busy with our--
  • Fleetfoot- Aw, c'mon! Look at how cute this kid is! She seems okay to me. In fact, I'm gonna go through with it! (Signs paper)
  • Rainbow Dash- Yes, yes, yes, only 11 more to go!
  • Soarin'- Oh, what the heck. (Signs)
  • Silver Lining- Oh, aren't you precious! Okay, then. (Signs)
  • Misty- Aww, that's the cutest little fella I've ever seen in my life! Just look at her! Alright, I'll sign it. (Signs)
  • Surprise- Hey, where's Rapidfire?
  • Wave Chill- Oh, he broke his wing last week, remember?
  • Surprise- Oh, that's right. Well, that's alright. (Signs)
  • Wave Chill- Aw, who can't resist THAT adorable face? (Signs)
  • Spitfire- Guys, c'mon, we need to go. We have business to attend to.
  • Scootaloo- ("Uh-oh, I'm losing them! C'mon, Scootaloo, think! Wait, I have an idea!")(Makes puppy eyes)
  • Spitfire- (Looks at Scootaloo) Awww, that's so cute! Oh, alright, fine! (Signs)
  • High Winds- (Signs)
  • Lightning Streak- Aw, look at that! (Signs)
  • Fire Streak- (Signs)
  • Rainbow Dash- Yes, yes, 1 more left!
  • Blaze- Well, that's cute, but I think we're running out of time. (Rainbow Dash and Scootaloo gasp) But I don't see why I shouldn't do this, so...(Signs)
  • Scootaloo- Thank you all!
  • Spitfire- Alright, see you round, kid. (Wonderbolts leave)
  • Scootaloo- (Comes back inside Rainbow Dash's house) See, Rainbow Dash? I told ya' I could pull it off.
  • Rainbow Dash- I knew you could do it. Rapidfire might not have been there, but I guess beggers can't be choosers. Okay, you can go with your friends.
  • Scootaloo- ALRIGHT! (zooms off!)

Mining facility.

  • Doloris: "Tools, check! Gear, check! Miners... Work in progress."
  • Norm: "We still don't got miners?"
  • Doloris: "Well, because Celestia is still thinking about actselly allowing us to recruit some of her subjects. And our own miners aren't coming for another few weeks. Production might be slow for sometime."
  • Edword: "Oh man! Kevin is not going to like this!"
  • Doloris: "Well, there is one thing we can do. You two clowns have to do it!"
  • Edword: "But, I don't know a thing about mining rocks!"
  • Doloris: "Have you ever played Minecraft or Dig Dug?"
  • Norm- Well... Yeah?
  • Doloris- Well, there you have it! It's like that, but your less likely to encounter monsters, fire-breathing dragons, skeletons armed with arrows, or explouding walking male genetalia shaped abominations.... Hopefully. So, are you ready to get digging? I already got Kevin's lawyers into this too, so it's fair you guys help as well.
  • Edward- Well, I don't know...
  • Doloris- Aw, C'mon, who else can do it?
  • ???- We can! (All 3 turn around to see the CMC equipped with mining tools)
  • Applebloom- We're all prepared to handle this like pros!
  • Scootaloo- Yeah!
  • Sweetiebelle- We've got some pickaxes, some jackhammers, some flashlights, and it's a good thing Rarity taught me how to find diamonds in case of times like this.
  • Doloris- Well, did you three get permission to do this like I asked?
  • Applebloom- Sure we did. My big sister said it was okay.
  • Sweetiebelle- Well, I promised my big sister that I'd get her the largest diamond I could find in exchange for allowing me to do this.
  • Scootaloo- And Rainbow Dash said it was oky when I helped her get an autograph from the Wonderbolts.
  • Doloris- Well, good for you, and those tools could not had come at a better time. Cause Celestia is still pending offitcal apporval of having adult pony miners to help us, and our own workers have yet to arrive, you learning interns have the rare oppertunity to actselly get more involved. Let's just see if you three have what it takes. We have a few tests for you that will determine how good you can pull this mining thing off.
  • Scootaloo- We're ready for anything, Ms. Doloris!
  • Doloris- Well, if you're sure, let's see you mine a cartfull of diamonds in less than an hour starting now!
  • Sweetiebelle- Well, you heard her, Crusaders, let's do this thing!

30 1/2 minutes later...

  • Scootaloo- (CMC had mined a cartfull of diamonds while they are exhausted and panting) Well...we did it!
  • Doloris- Whoa, hold it, little ones! Let's see your results! Norm, how long have they taken to do this?
  • Norm- Well, let's see...(Checks watch)...30 minutes and 30 seconds flat!
  • Applebloom- YEE HAH! We did it, girls! (All 3 give high fives)
  • Doloris- Well, I must say, you girls are talented. I'm confused why you didn't get marked yet.
  • Scootaloo- Well, let's just say we've been through things like this, but you should at least call us the Cutie Mark Crusaders. and about not getting our Cutiemarks yet.... It's an on going project.
  • Doloris- Wait a minute, you girls are that trio of fillies that go around doing extreme stuff just to get their cutie marks?
  • Applebloom- You bet! We're so good at doing things like this!
  • Edward- So what your basically saying is that... You're doing this just for yur cutie marks?
  • Sweetiebelle- Not all of us! Applebloom is in it for her own reasons.
  • Doloris- Well, Ms. Applebloom, what are you mostly in tis job for?
  • Applebloom- Well, if I tell you, you need to promise me that you won't mention it to Mr. Longbill?
  • Doloris- Well, that's alright! You have my word, I promise I'll keep my lips sealed!
  • Applebloom- Okay, here it is!...I've got a crush on him.
  • Doloris- Dyah-what?
  • Doloris's thoughts: "Wow. Guess I am not the only one secretly in love with Kevin. Can I blame her? He's a pretty attractive wadding bird."
  • Edward- (He and Norm both scoff and laugh) Oh my, God!
  • Norm- That is the funniest thing I've ever heard!
  • Applebloom feels embarised.
  • Doloris: "Don't mind them, they a couple of estupido heads."
  • Applebloom: "Huh?"
  • Doloris: "They're not too bright."
  • Applebloom: "Oh. Anyway, please don't tell Mr. Longbill. i don't know how he's gonna react."
  • Doloris: "Ok, I promise. Since your such a well meaning kid, I won't tell a soul, neither will Norm and Edwordo. (looks at Norm and Edword) That is if they value their next paycheck."
  • Edword and Norm groaned in fear!
  • Edword and Norm: "WE ARE WORMS! WOTHLESS WORMS! (CRIES)"
  • Doloris: "Ay ay ay, you see what I have to deal with?"
  • Sweetie Belle was making a scared face.
  • Scootoloo: "Hey, Sweetie Belle, what's wron- (Gasp)"
  • before them was a great white shark with bat wings in a suit with a toothy grin
  • The Shark: "Hello!"
  • Sweetie Belle fainted.
  • The Shark: "Name's John!...(Other CMCs are terrified)... It's alright, I understand! Why trust a flying shark, right? (Quickly chomps at the CMCs, scaring them out of their knees as John laughs) Sorry, just kiddin' ya'! So, what's a couple of fillies like you doing in these tunnels?"
  • Applebloom- Uh...(Gulps) I, uh...we're just...uh...mining.
  • Doloris- Sorry about him. Lots of people get scared just looking at his face. He's the manager of the facility for the time being until miners arrive. He is also Kevin's lawyer. Well, one of his lawyers. He has three of them, John who you just met, Hammer-Face, and Slop.
  • John- Sorry if I scared your adorable friends, Doloris. I was just playing.
  • Doloris- Well, your playing is gonna go too far someday. Now, escort these fillies to the Hot Spot.
  • Applebloom- The 'Hot Spot'?
  • Sweetiebelle- Uhh, what happened? (Sees John again, and faints again)
  • John: "Basicly, it's where the diamonds get melted into this new expearimental power shorse we're working on. It's called juronium. It's combustable, chargeable, and, when we can get it done right, safe."
  • Applebloom- Well, okay, let's go. (All head for the Hot Spot)

Hot Spot

  • John- HAMMER-FACE, SLOP!
  • Hammerface the Flying Hammerhead Shark- There you are, John, finally!
  • John- We got company!
  • Hammerface- Well it's about time, mate!
  • Slop the Flying Mako Shark- We've been waiting for miners for weeks!
  • Applebloom- Alright, uh...this is scaring us now!
  • Scootaloo- Yeah! Three's a crowd as far as I'm concerned!
  • Applebloom: "You realised that we're a trio, right Scoots?"
  • Slop- AWWWW! Look at those adorable little faces! I could just eat you up!
  • Applebloom- (Gulps)
  • Hammerface- Uh, John? Why're they lookin' at us like that?
  • John- Well, let's just say they're as precious as a topaz these days, am I right? (All 3 sharks laugh)
  • Sweetiebelle- Uhh, what's going on here? (Gasps seeing the 2 extra sharks, and faints again)
  • Scootaloo- OH, FOR CRYING OUT LOUD, GET UP, YOU SCAREDY CAT! (Slaps Sweetiebelle, and wakes her up)
  • Sweetiebelle- Thanks, Scootaloo! I needed that.
  • John- (Laughs) These girls are funny!
  • Doloris- Guys, could you at least show them how the Hot Spot works?
  • John- Oh, absolutely. Right this way, mates! (Escorts the girls to a large machine) Now listen, girls, you need to know how we create juronium in this facility. And this is the heart! Introducing the Currosiotron 5000. Once you get a cartful of diamonds, dump them into this chute. It's there that they will be melted down and mixed. Then, the mixture is stored into this tankfull of juronium, and will be sold all over Equestria, and beyond if it does well enough.
  • Sweetiebelle- Well, doesn't seem so bad.
  • Hammerface- Well, actually, there is one loose end, however.
  • Scootaloo- And what's that?
  • Hammerface- It's that this production of juronium results in the production of a highly toxic waste that must be taken care of WITHOUT affecting Equestria's fragile ecosystem.
  • Applebloom- What is this toxic waste you speak of?
  • Slop- Well, around here, we call it Omnicarbonic Acid. It's the most poisonous substance in all of the UUniverses. It contains the elements that are contained in rubies, diamonds, emeralds, sapphires, quartz, and topaz around these tunnels. They are carbon, oxygen, silicon, aluminum, beryllium, and chromium. Together, these elements make a substance so poisonous you die of blood poisoning.
  • Scootaloo- Uh, I think I'm gonna be sick! (Holds barf in mouth)
  • Hammerface- So that's why we must do whatever it takes to get rid of it so it won't do any damage to the environment. Here's how it's done. The toxins are stored in an oil barrel, they are escorted to a special machine called the Atom Cruncher 9000, they are dumped into the chute, and out from 6 small tubes comes the 6 elements in the form of a liquid stored in a small tube, which by then is sold to scientists who need the elements. So, now that we've covered the basics, let's give you fillies a break.
  • Sweetiebelle- Excuse me, Mr. Hammerface? I have a question concerning the toxic waste. If it is as dangerous as you say it is, then doesn't that mean that, with all the evil swarming around the UUniverses, you think the toxic wastes could be somehow stolen?
  • Hammerface- Of course not! The toxins are kept under maximum security, and no villain can possibly steal any of the Omnicarbonic Acid. Trust me, nothing can go wrong.

fields.

  • Kevin was practicing his guitar.
  • suddenly, there was a cold rush of air torwords Kevin.
  • Kevin: "Brr! Knew I should've brought a skarf!"
  • Kevin got up and walked a few paces before interseted by a hooded figure.
  • Kevin: "AHH! Dude! What the heck?! You scared me!"
  • The hooded stranger reveled himself, it was Lord Cobra.
  • Kevin: "Oh dude, you looked like you seen better days."
  • Lord Cobra: "Your brash sense of humor is, minorly charming."
  • Kevin: "Oh, uh, thanks, I think."
  • Lord Cobra: "I come to make a business propisition, dear boy. It's concerning, the natives of the planet."
  • Kevin: "You mean, the little multi-colored horses?"
  • Lord Cobra: "The proper name would be, "Ponies". Any way, have you noticed how, uncivilised they are?"
  • Kevin: "Really? You think they're uncivilised because they don't wear clohes? it's a matter of opinion! Not every sentient animal thinks like humans you know. Or is it because they still have a monarchy? Demockrity doesn't work for everyone! Or is it the houses? It's really not the modernest stuff I seen, but hey, we all can't be about skyscrappers you know! I mean, aside from this "Manehatten" I heard about, but didn't get the chance to notice. But still, they can still be justifived as a civilisation. In fact, I am pretty sure they have modern convinecnes like TV."
  • Lord Cobra: "I mean, they are not embracing the future!"
  • Kevin: "What?"
  • Lord Cobra: "Let me explain! They have modern convinences, yes. But they rely on electrisity! And isn't your company out to tear it asounder?"
  • Kevin: "By that, you mean offer a more better and cheaper power shorse? Then yes."
  • Lord Cobra: "Exsactly! And aren't you working on such a miricle of mortal science?"
  • Kevin: "Uh, more or less. We haven't found something truely perfect, I mean, there's Jurium, it's everything, but renewable. We have to suck this place dry of diamonds as a result, and any jewelery we can get until we find the perfect shorse! But it's not at least Omnicarbonic acid. I mean, it's stronger, but it's an everimental hazard, Super Sayin times 1000! And Celestia would strangle me with her hooves if I did something that upsets the everment, and her."
  • Lord Cobra: "Say, she doesn't have to know about it, does she friend? you could just, lie alittle about the Omni acid and just call it, like, hmm, "Cobraian". it's a newer, fresher, and renewable. How's that sound friend?"
  • Kevin: "Do I look like one of those pondscum sucking corprate liers that people say destroys a rainforest for easy cash? No! Not this crane, buddy!"
  • Lord Cobra: "So, your gonna pass up being more famous then.... Your brother?"
  • Kevin: "Hey, how did you know I have a brother, skalely!?"
  • Lord Cobra: "Who hasn't heard of Crane of the furious five? He's a big hero, you know. A somebody.... I bet your parents really loved him over you, didn't they, Qu Dan?"
  • Kevin: "DO NOT CALL ME THAT! DON'T MAKE ME CALL GASTON ON YOU! In fact, how do you even KNOW THAT ABOUT ME?! DO I UNKNOWLY HAVE A BLOG REVEILING MY PERSONAL INFO ON THE INTERNET OR SOMETHING?!"
  • Lord Cobra: "Oh, I think I have no fear of you telling your king kong rip-off on me. Because, I am here to help you, become someone greater then that brother of yours. Sure he can defeat villains, but you, you could revolutionised engry as we know it! You will be so popular, that Crane will become but a legend, a myth, even.... A has-been. Doesn't that sound good, Mr. Longbill?"
  • Kevin- Well, I don't know. I guess this town does need some improvement. I mean they gotta look to the 21st century!... Well, I guess we have a deal.... (Cobra smiles wickedly.) But I can't risk Equestria by just making the waste a resource. (Cobra frowns in disappointment) That could destroy it, and that I don't want. So I have a better idea.
  • Lord Cobra- And what's that?
  • Kevin- I'm gonna build more facilities and a better-suited city. Think about it! Houses will get metal surfaces, they'll get their own power stations so electrical power outages will be a thing of the past. Canterlot will be made of shiny streaking gold, cars that can be operated even for a pony, more powerful security, new renewable power sources better than juronium, and even the ability of teleportation. (Eyes turn redder and redder as he speaks) Soon, Equestria will embrace the convenience of 21st century technology, and it will become a more congruous place. And before you know it, the first ponies will land on the moon! Technological breakthroughs will strike Equestria as striking new technology will unfold before their very eyes! And once Princess Celestia embraces these breakthroughs, nothing will be the same! (Eyes become completely red)
  • Lord Cobra- You've got yourself a deal! (Cackles)
  • Kevin- What's with the maniacal laugh?
  • Lord Cobra- It's an expression.
  • Kevin- Ah, I see. Well, Equestria, prepare for the dawning of a new age!
  • Lord Cobra: "One more thing! (Brings out sunglasses) Wear these sun glasses."
  • Kevin: "Why?"
  • Lord Cobra: "Oh, no reason... it makes you look more, cooler."
  • Kevin: "Oh, thanks." (Leaves)
  • Lord Cobra: "Game...Set...Match!" (Summons a cigar and a cigarette lighter with his medallion. Then he smoked his cigar in triumph)
  • A portal of Darkness appears and Teen Mang, Xemnas and Isa/Saix appear
  • Teen Mang: "So L.C., how did your offer to buisness crane go?"
  • Lord Cobra: (Still smoking his cigar) "Well Mini-Me, I think Mr. Longbill took my little deal really well, don't you agree gentlemen?"
  • Xemnas: "Well, he didn't agree to use that waste as a reshore like you hoped."
  • Lord Cobra: "A minor hiccup, but this arosed for something greater. A world advancing too quickly for the inhapitents to adapt to. Take a good look at this, peaceful landscape. Won't be long until becomes a toxic mess. A mess, that destroys a paradise."
  • Saix: "It should be fair to warn you Mang. One way or another, this latest plan will fall flat on it's face."
  • Lord Cobra: "Yes, and among such ways includes the lougers and the element barers. I will have to moniter this very closely."
  • Saix sighs.
  • Saix: "I'll be sure to warn Junjie to stay clear of you in case the ineditable happens. Just a safety procaution."

Chapter 3- Embracing the Future

Mines.

  • John: "And here's the biggest Diamond of the bunch just for you, sport."
  • Sweetie Belle: "YAY!"
  • Kevin walks in.
  • Slop: "Hey, nice sun glasses. But kinda not helpful in places where the sun don't shine."
  • Kevin- Never mind that. I've got something to say. There's gonna be some HUUUUUUUUGE changes around here. And not just in this facility, but throughout Equestria! We are gonna turn this town around!
  • Doloris- What?
  • Edward- Seems a bit inconspicuous.
  • Norm: "That doesn't sound like what we normally do!"
  • Hammer-face: "Aw struth, what?"
  • Slop: "Oh great, power's got into his head like how fame got into dolphins! Speaking of which, they think they know everything! (Mimics a dolphin in jesture) Oh, look at me, look at me, I'm a dolphin!"
  • John- What gave you the ability to think of something like that?
  • Kevin- None of your business. Anyways, Equestria needs some big changes as long as I'm here.
  • Scootaloo- Uh, I thought Equestria was just fine as it is.
  • Kevin- That sounds like 19th century talk! And I don't allow cra- uh... (remembers that he's around kids) Crud like that around here, no sir! I say that this commune needs something more useful!
  • Applebloom- Like what?
  • Kevin- I'll tell ya'! You fillies ever heard of a machine called a 'car'?
  • Sweetiebelle/Applebloom- Nope, never heard of it.
  • Scootaloo- I have! The Shell Lodgers told me what it was. They said it was a machine meant for transportation. Said a guy named Henry Ford invented it.
  • Sweetiebelle- Oh, yeah! I remember that!
  • Applebloom- Me, too! But they also said that it could only be operated by bipedal beings. Whatever that means.
  • Doloris- It means it can be operated by beings with two legs. It also requires some arms, which are critical for navigating the car safely.
  • Kevin- Well, I say that I've come up with a type of car that quadrapeds like you three can operate.
  • Scootaloo- Oh boy, that sounds awesome!
  • Slop- Actually, I think young kids aren't allowed to drive until they're like 16 or above.
  • Hammer-face: "Actselly, Kevin was using them as an exsample that four-legged creatures can drive his "Speical car"."
  • Slop: "Oh."
  • Kevin- Well, here's something that you kids might enjoy. I'm gonna introduce to this community technology that might make Equestria a better place. Technology far beyond your comprehension.
  • Applebloom- Sounds nice, but isn't Equestria a better place already?
  • Kevin- Not in my eyes, it's not. Trust me, kiddies, things will be different soon. But don't worry, it'll be fine. Now, you kids should be going home now, your families may be waiting for you.
  • Applebloom- Wow, thanks, Mr. Longbill, you're too kind!
  • Sweetiebelle- Yes! I'd better get this diamond to my sister, she's probably gone crackers waiting for it.
  • Scootaloo- Good bye, Mr. Longbill. (CMCs leave)
  • Kevin- Such cute faces. But now is a time for business. I've got some technology that the Princess is gonna marvel at! And once I get permission from her, Equestria will be better than ever before! John? Arrange a meeting in Canterlot immediately.
  • John- Yes, sir! (He and the other flying sharks fly away)
  • Doloris- Mr. Longbill, what's going on here? Why are you saying all this? When did you suddenly desided to bring Equestia into the 21st century?
  • Kevin- Because Doloris, while I was outside, I had an epipheny! I had the idea that Equestria should be more civilized! Just think about it! There'll be quadraped-automated cars, better security systems, more stronger buildings, more precise military weaponry, and even the power of teleportation.
  • Doloris- Don't the ponies of Equestria already have that ability through magic?
  • Kevin- Really? Well scratch that last bit! Magic can stay, but this community needs a little more pizazz! More of a futuristic pizazz, you know what I'm saying?
  • Norm- You mean you want to make Equestria more like the 21st century?
  • Kevin- Precisely!
  • Norm- Then count us in!
  • Doloris- Uh, Mr. Longbill, I'm not exactly sure if this is a good idea. Are you even sure how Princess Celestia will react to these ideas?
  • Kevin- Doloris, I assure you, everything will be fine! It's not like I'm corrupted or anything. Now get back to work. (Leaves)
  • Doloris: "This is a very strange sudden change of interest."

Canterlot Meeting.

  • Doloris- (Twilight, Rainbow Dash, Rarity, Fluttershy, Applejack, Pinkie Pie, the CMCs, Princesses Celestia and Luna, and a lot of other ponies meet up with Kevin, his flying shark lawyers, Doloris, Norm and Edward) Ladies and gentleponies, we'd like to thank you all for coming here to Canterlot for a very special meeting. The CEO of ShineMiners Inc., Mr. Kevin Longbill, would like to say a few words. He wants to talk to us about something he'd like to share. Mr. Longbill, if you will.
  • Kevin- Hello, everyone, and greetings, your highnesses. I've called you all to tell you that when I was practicing my guitar lessons outside my facility, I had an epipheny! I decided to show you all a few breakthroughs that I've come up with to change the lives of lots of Equestrians. Here they are! (Brings up slideshow. First Slide: A blueprint for a Quadraped-Operated car)
  • Celestia- What is that, Mr. Longbill?
  • Kevin- Why, it's a little something I came up with. It's what other worldly beings call a 'car'. An automated method of transportation that doesn't need a pony to pull it. It automatically moves in the direction you want to go with the twist of the steering wheel.
  • Celestia- I have heard of these so called 'cars', but I do believe that they can only be operated by bipeds.
  • Kevin- Well, that's the thing, your majesty. This model can be operated by a quadraped easily. Instead of a steering wheel, it has two pads. You simply use your two front legs to operate them. Press down on the left one to go left. Press down the right one to go right. Press them both down to go straight. There are also pads that can be operated by your hind legs. The one on the left is the gas pad, which makes you accelerate. The one on the right is the brakes, which, in case of an emergency, allows you to stop the car instantly.
  • Everyone- Oooooohhhhh!
  • Applejack- Boy, I reckon I could operate that thingy in my first try.
  • Twilight- Yes, that seems a bit adequate.
  • Kevin- There's more ideas I'd like to share. Next slide! (Second Slide: A blueprint for a Quad-Operated Helicopter and a plane.)
  • Rainbow Dash- Weird, One of those things looks kinda like a bird.... and the other, a very freaky dragonfly.
  • Kevin- Well, my rainbow-colored friend, it's actually a flying machine.
  • Celestia- Mr. Longbill, don't we already have the power of flight?
  • Kevin- Yes, but what about uniorns and earth ponies? They obviously can't fly, or even walk on clouds for that matter. But this machine can change that. This machine is that other worldly beings call an 'airplane'. The other, a helicopter. Both are flying machines that can be driven by any unicorn or earth pony.
  • Fluttershy- So you're saying that you've made inventions that can allow unicorns and earth ponies to fly like us pegasi?
  • Kevin- Correct. But the vehicles require a unicorn and an Earth pony or possibly another unicorn in order to be operated. The earth pony/primary unicorn steers the plane while the secondary unicorn uses his/her powers to detect danger and protect the plane from it.
  • Celestia- Are you saying that magic is required to operate this airplane? Magic is a gentle power that must be used at an absolute minimum.
  • Kevin- I figured you'd say that, your highness. That's why I've come up with a similar model that can be operated by earth ponies or unicorns WITHOUT magic. Instead of magic, a device called a radar detects the presence of danger within the plane's radius, and there's a shield generator on it that can put up a force field to protect it.
  • Everyone- Oooooohhhhh!
  • Kevin- Remarkable, isn't it? Okay, next slide!...

30 minutes later...

  • Kevin: "And, that's the whole deboggle."
  • Pinkie Pie: "Awesome!"
  • the mane 6 mutter about it.
  • Luna: "You know, I, I never realised that we allowed Equestia to be so, old world."
  • Celestia: "I must admit, Equestia seems to be alittle behind compared to other worlds.... But, I am getting a feeling there is some sort of catch."
  • Kevin: "Well, no wonder thety made you boss! This is certanly one of those offers that aren't without a price! You see, devices like that don't grow on trees."
  • Pinkie: "You mean there isn't Car trees, or Plane trees, or Toilet trees?"
  • Kevin: "No, no, and that last one sounds disgusting!"
  • Pinkie: "Sorry."
  • Kevin: "See now, these are the kind of things you need factories for. They make the stuff happen people, workers and machines in the factory help make the stuff, and it enters the market. But, there's a problem: Equestia has a large population of multicolored horses, and other creatures. And so, there will be a big demand of what you seen before. So, in order to meet such a high demand, we're gonna need a large number of factires to face the demand. and what stands in the way of that?"
  • Rarity: "A low budget?"
  • Pinkie: "No cake?"
  • Twilight: "Location?"
  • Kevin: "No, no, and yes! Location is correct! Now, in order to make the factories that will make a modern age, it's simple: the forests in this world got to go!"
  • Fluttershy: (After hearing about Kevin planing to chop down the trees) WHAT!!!!

Villain Leage Castle

  • Lord Cobra (Watching the meeting viva magic powers): "Oooh, Dierct hit!"
  • Xigbar: "Say, Fang Face, what are the glasses you gave Longbeak for anyway?"
  • Lord Cobra: "Don't call me Fang Face! But it's simple, those glasses are apart of my plan to use Kevvy for my ultimate anti-paradise scheme yet!"
  • Teen Mang: "I don't get it."
  • Lord Cobra: "They shield the red eyes from public, so people wouldn't see he's corrupted. Also, it'll keep Kevvy here deluded and ignorent of what he's doing. This is just the begining, friends."
  • Teen Mang "Boy are those ponies in for a big surprise!"
  • Saix: "I'm still saying this won't end well for you in the end."
  • Lord Cobra: "And I already insisted that all procautions are taken and concidered, Saix. Honestly, ever since the Zombie Island fiasco, you have became less bold, Saix."
  • Saix: "I am, just being more cautious sir. The loss of my ability to become that, heartless werewolf thing, made me realise that I am not infallable, and your own past defeats prove your not infallable."
  • Lord Cobra: "But that does not mean I shouldn't try to make preperations to better myself to ensure a future victory, Saix. You are noticingly forgetting that recently."
  • Saix thoughts: "Sure.... That's the only thing wrong with me... If only you finally realise that evil is not for you Mang, before it too late."

Equestia canterlot meeting room.

  • Kevin: "What, wasn't I clear enough? I said, the forests has to go! Trees, bushes, anything foresty, ZIP! Has to go!"
  • Applejack: Hold your horses, Mr. Longbill, haven't you seen the Lorax movie?
  • Spike: (Dubbed as Timon) "She has a point."
  • Kevin: "What?"
  • Spike: Forests are apart of our ecosystem, you take that away then all the animals won't have anywhere else to live.
  • Norm: Uh, Mr. Longbill, with all do respect, I gotta side with the little dragon on this one.
  • Kevin: "DO YOU AND EDWORD WANNA LIVE IN A BOX IN SOME ALLEY?!"
  • Norm and Edword moaned in fear!
  • Norm And Edword: "WE ARE WORMS! WORTHLESS WORMS!"
  • Kevin: "Idiots."
  • John wispers something to Slop and Hammer-face: "Someone took a nasty pill this morning."
  • Celestia: "Kevin, I have no disrespect for progress, and I do understand money helps a company survive, but please, have some limits on how far your willing to meet demands."
  • Kevin: "Oh, and what you do recimend on how we make cars, planes, or other stuff without factories, your whiteyness?"
  • Celestia: "I am not saying that, it's just, mass destruction of the forests is not nessersary."
  • Kevin: "What kind of a leader actselly gives a junk to a bunch of dirty standing logs with leafs?"
  • Celestia: "Kevin... What is wrong with you? One minute, you were nice, the next.... Well, it's like someone sucked away your harmony."
  • Kevin: "Harmony? That's for losers!"
  • Everyone gasps!
  • Kevin: "Oh, and that friendship stuff, (laughs), "Friendship" is just allience with a pet name! In the real world, no one has time for friends! it's all about the cash, modern conveniences and progress!"
  • Celestia: "Kevin, I am, fearfully concerned something may have happened to you. Are you merely stressed?"
  • Kevin: "The only stress I'm getting is from you, primitive!"
  • Rainbow Dash: "HEY! You can't speak to Celestia like that! What gives you the right to insult her!?"
  • Kevin: "One.... And he's big! (Pulls out his gitar and plays a gitar riff!)"
  • faint stomping sounds are heard.
  • Doloris: "Oh no...."
  • Norm and Edword wimpered and hided!
  • Hammer-Face: "Oh no."
  • John: "Not him."
  • Slop: "Now look what you done, you prancing show ponies!"
  • BOOM!
  • The stomping gets louder!
  • John: "HIDE AWAY! HIDE AWAY!"
  • A huge shadow formed around the room. coming out of the light, revels a huge giant gorilla in a fancy suit, with a french handibar mustase, and a french hat.
  • Ape: "Oui, Misure Kev-vin?"
  • Kevin: "Gaston, show that Rainbow Horse some mannors!"
  • Gaston the ape cracks his knackles.
  • Applejack: "Oh ponyfeathers." (Gaston grabs RD.)
  • Gaston: "What sound does a lit-tle pon-ny make?"
  • Rainbow Dash: ".... (Squeaking) Nay?"
  • Gaston: "Close enough. Will that be all, Monsieur Kevin?"
  • Kevin: For now. Thanks, Gaston.
  • Gaston begins to walk away with Rainbow Dash.
  • Rainbow Dash- Let me go, you big fat blob! I'm warning you, let go of me! (Gaston leaves with her)
  • Scootaloo: "What's that guy gonna do to Rainbow Dash?"
  • Kevin- Nothing fatal, just.... Human reshorces. Listen everyone, I do apologize for the insults, but business is business. I do care about the environment as much as I do for all of you, but sacrifices have to be made. (Music plays) You see, life can't always be fair sometimes, but you just gotta get use to it. Even if it means affecting the environment. I mean, I can't be bad, right?
  • Applebloom: "No way, Kevin! Your the greatest!"
  • Kevin: "See? Now, come Applebloom, we got change to make."
  • Applebloom: "Yes sir!"
  • Kevin: "That means you guys too!"
  • The shark lawyers, Doloris, Norm and Edword followed at music begins to tensify.
  • Scootaloo: "I just want you guys to know, me and the Crusaders quit!"
  • Applebloom: "Well, I offitcally leave the crusadiers!"
  • Applebloom catches up with Kevin.
  • Scootaloo: "No......"
  • Celestia: "I fear he may had been corrupted by something... Or someone.... And I know who is capable to make such a corruption so quick."

(Kevin sings 'How Bad Can I Be?')

The Lorax- How Bad Can I Be Lyrics

The Lorax- How Bad Can I Be Lyrics

after song.

  • Twilight- What just happened?
  • Pinkie- More importantly, why did Applebloom go with him? Ooh, I know! Mr. Longbill has mind-controlling powers! OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHH! BLABLABLABLABLABLABLABLA! I WILL OBEY YOUR EVERY COMMAND! YOU'RE DARN RIGHT YOU WILL! NOW GO CLEAN MY ROOM! AS YOU WISH! (Pants)...
  • Applejack- Well, not quite. But I know why. Applebloom told me herself. She has a crush on him.
  • Other 4- WHAT?!?
  • Rarity- That must've been the secret Sweetiebelle mentioned. By the way, Sweetiebelle? Did you get the diamond you promised you'd get me?
  • Sweetiebelle- Kinda a seriously bad time, but of course. I just had to make it a surprise. It's hidden somewhere in your emporium.
  • Rarity- OH BOY, OH BOY, OH BOY!
  • Twilight: "Ahem."
  • Rarity: "..... But I will deal with it in a more approbeate time, alchorse."
  • Celestia- You girls must do something immediately! Contact the Shell Lodge Squad and inform them about Kevin and his undetermined corruption! He might've begun his building already. GO!
  • Twilight- Yes, your highness! We'll call them as soon as we save Rainbow Dash. Who knows what horrible things they're doing to her in there?
  • Applejack: "You fillies best on go home. We'll bring Applebloom back."

Other Room

  • Rainbow Dash- AAAAAAAARRRRRGH! (She is shown to be painted pink as Gaston laughs at her) Why you little- (Charges at Gaston, but she is trapped inside an unbreakable dungeon cell, and begins ricocheting around the area as Gaston continues laughing) Uggh, this is so embarassing! (The Pink Panther appears behind her) Hey you.

It went like this.

Family Guy - Pink Panther

Family Guy - Pink Panther

  • Rainbow Dash- Okay, now I'm officially freaked out! (To Gaston) HEY, BRUTEBAG! I DON'T LIKE BEING PINK! THAT'S MY FRIEND PINKIE PIE'S SHTICK! I LIKE EVERY COLOR OF THE RAINBOW! THAT'S WHY THEY CALL ME RAINBOW DASH!
  • Gaston- Oi, mosieur? You say you like rainbow? Well, that can be arranged.

Later

  • Rainbow Dash- (Is now painted completely rainbow, and Gaston laughs harder) Oh, hardy har har, very funny, ape boy! (Suddenly sees a rainbow colored fool) What're you doing here, pal?
  • Fool- This your first day being rainbow colored?
  • Rainbow Dash- Well, not really. Normally my hair is rainbow colored.
  • Fool- Welcome to Kingdom Come.
  • Rainbow Dash- Well, that's not so bad.
  • Fool- Oh, it is. The ghoulish fiends that live there hold you down and take turns nibbling on your innards. Then they eat your brain and leave your body for the harpies. (Rainbow Dash barfs) Oh, that's not pretty.
  • Gaston- (Laughs even harder)
  • Rainbow Dash- Oh God, my head's gonna explode if I get humiliated even more.

later

  • Equestia is now a futureistic world.

Giant office building.

  • Kevin was walking torwords his office, Applebloom by his side. Kevin opens the door, reveling his birgade.
  • Kevin: "How's production, Doloris?"
  • Doloris: Well, Mr. Longbill, production is coming along nicely, we are 80% complete.
  • Kevin: Good. And how is my new Make Mythical Creature Civilized Act Doing, Norm?
  • Norm: It's still a working progress, but its allready underway. It's interesting they already have civilised mythical creatures, but in turns of being modernised, I do understand why the act is needed.
  • Kevin: Thanks Norm, see Apple-B? I'm not a competly bad person now aren't I?
  • Applebloom: "Alcoruse not, Kevvy dearist!"
  • Kevin: "I am gonna enjoy this."
  • ???: "Kevin.... We need to talk."
  • Celestia was right at the balcony.
  • Kevin: "Oh, it's you again."
  • Celestia: "I have some, concern about your sudden attitude."
  • Kevin: "Me? Attitude?"
  • Celestia: "I noticed you may have been, less friendly torwords your assuiates."
  • Hammer-Face: "Ain't that the truth."
  • Kevin: "Hey! This is a private meeting! Everyone leave, now!"
  • John: "Alright, I understand. Let's vamoose everyone." (Everyone but Applebloom leaves)
  • Kevin: "Applebloom, go to your playpen, grown ups are talking!"
  • Applebloom cheerfully hops away!
  • Kevin: "Look, I know your concerned that I might be, alittle assertive to the employies, but I have a reason! Business needs to have a demanding boss! A business wouldn't be a business if anyone lesser starts pushing it around because of conflicting goals."
  • Celestia: "Kevin, I actselly had met you sometime before, and though you did had their obedience by a firm hand, you were not that firm with them."
  • Kevin: "Have you actselly met my employies? Doloris thinks she runs everything, all John and the sharks do all day is slack off and make sride remarks, and you won't believe how incomident Norm and Edword are! Also, I am the boss, and everyone knows the boss has the right to be demanding!"
  • Celestia: "Kevin, I can't help but feel there is negitive engry in you. And why have you started wearing sun glasses?"
  • Kevin: "Sun Glasses are cool. They do more then be simple eye protaction."
  • Celestia levitates the glasses away from Kevin!
  • Kevin: "Hey, give me back those glasses! (angry red eyes reveled!)"
  • Celestia gasps!
  • Celestia: "R-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-red, eyes?"
  • Celestia gets a flashback to a red-eyed Lord Shen and wolf army destroying the radient garden long ago.
  • Celestia: "Kevin, your, you have been corrupted! I think I know what really happened! Please, come with me to the palace and I'll help you!"
  • Kevin grabs away the Sun Glasses and puts them back on!
  • Kevin: "I don't need anyone's help! I am a somebody! I am a household name in Equestia, and soon, the United Universes! I am bigger then the biggest names in history! And, I am bigger then you now! Now, I think it's time Gaston has a new plaything!"
  • Kevin pulls out his gitar!
  • Celestia: "Kevin, please! Listen to reason, your not well right now! Please, I want to save you from that monster who did this to you, if you just let me-"
  • Kevin- SILENCE! (Strums guitar, and Gaston appears)
  • Gaston- You called, Mosieur Longbill?
  • Kevin- Put this princess with that rainbow grouch!
  • Gaston- As you wish. (Grabs Celestia and takes her away)
  • Kevin- See you later, Princess!
  • Celestia- Let me go this instant! I demand you let me go!
  • Gaston- Shut it, tiny!
  • Kevin- Well, Applebloom, all my problems are taken care of. And with her out of the way, I can assume control of Equestria!
  • Applebloom- Very good, Kevvy! (Eyes have turned red)
  • Celestia seen this!
  • Celestia: "No.... it is already spreading! Big One, listen to me, there's something wrong with Kevin, he's not well! Haven't you noticed his attitude?"
  • Gaston: "Oh please, everyone knows running a bus-i-ness is stressful work, is it not?"

Chapter 4- To The Rescue

Canterlot Dungeon

  • Celestia- (Gaston throws her into cell) Hey, you can't lock me in here! I own this dungeon!
  • Gaston- HAH! Not anymore! If you're in prison, then Kevin owns these dungeons! (Laughs maniacally)
  • Celestia- (Shrugs) This is just great! Kevin's been corrupted by Lord Cobra, and now I lose my kingdom to him!
  • ???- Your highness? (Celestia turns around to see Rainbow Dash covered in rainbow polka dots)
  • Celestia- Rainbow Dash? Is that you? And, you look, odd.
  • Rainbow Dash- Yeah, it's me. That big bag of fur tortured me by spray painting me with random rainbow colors! And 5 minutes ago, he did THIS to me for his own personal entertainment.
  • Celestia- Oooh, yikes!
  • Rainbow Dash- I tell ya', this is more humiliating than when Marty accidentally got SpongeBob drunk on eggnog last Christmas.

Past

  • SpongeBob- (Naked and acting wasted after drinking eggnog as the rest of the Shell Lodgers stare at him) Hey! Merry Christmas, everybody! Merry F***ing Christmas! Yeah!
  • Skipper- Holy Butterball!
  • Kolowiski- Oh Sweet Mercy, Spongebob has gone drunk on Eggnog!
  • Private- That is so disturbing!
  • Spongebob- I...I...What are you barnacles lookin' at like that? (Looks down and sees he's naked) Hey! Sandy? Why are my...Why are my clothes invisible? Oh, what the hell! HEY SANDY, YOU'RE MY GIRLFRIEND! Yes we...We are! HA-CHA-CHA-CHA-CHA! Hey, who wa...who wants to play pin the tail on Donkey's ass?
  • Donkey- HEY! I'm already an ass, thank you very much! Try stopping at Eeyore Blvd, drinky!
  • Shrek- Marty, what in the name of Gingy did you put in that Eggnog?
  • Marty- (sees that he has put in an alcoholic drink in the Eggnog) Oh, my bad y'all, I accidentaly put booze it it by mistake.
  • SpongeBob- I don't drink! I ju...I just had a few drinks of...of...of...of eggnog! EGGNOG IS EVERYTHING!
  • Rico- EGGNOG!
  • Girl Sora- Don't even think about it Rico!
  • SpongeBob- YEAH! I'm on vacation! Happy birthday, God! 7 Sandy smooches, 6 Sandy smooches, 5 Sandy smoo...smoo...smoo...(Faints)
  • Sandy- Oh my, Golly! SpongeBob, are you alright?
  • SpongeBob- (Suddenly gets up and grabs Sandy) Sandy? KISS ME! (Faints)
  • Lord Shen- (seeing Spongebob completely wasted and naked) OH GOOD LORD!!! SOMBODY COVER HIM UP!!!
  • Kairi-(covering her eyes) My God that is so embarrassing!
  • Celestia-(Averting her eyes) I definitely do not want to see that!
  • Puss n Boots- Very inappropriate behavior amigo!
  • Iago- (While watching this with Icky and Phil) Ok! We're not laughing are you..... Well, actully yes, we are! (Laughing)
  • Phil- (Laughing hysterically) Holy Hera, that's funny!
  • Icky- (laughing) THIS IS JUST CLASSIC!!!!
  • (Ed Laughs hysterically)
  • Banzai- Hey, Shut Up!
  • SpongeBob- (Suddenly gets up and goes to Kairi) What's up, princesses? Merry F***ing Christmas. You... You wanna have a dance with your knight in spongey armor? (passes out)
  • Kairi (brakes down sobbing)- I am never going to remember this Christmas as long as I live!
  • Alex- This can't be good.

Present

  • Rainbow Dash- I tell you, that was a killer! And don't get me started on Spongebob's hungover right after that!
  • Celestia- Well, have I got news for you and your friends! Kevin is corrupted by Lord Cobra!
  • Rainbow Dash- What about Applebloom?
  • Celestia- Because of her unwilling to see Kevin is corrupted, she fell victim to Cobra's tainted magic. if we don't do something soon, the same will become of Kevin's assusiates, and soon Equestia.
  • Rainbow Dash- Where are the others?
  • Celestia- I sent them to rescue you so we can contact the Shell Lodgers and fix all this. I sure hope they have a well thought out plan.

Air Vents

  • Twilight- (She and her friends crawl through the vents) OUCH! Gosh, these vents are so compact!
  • Applejack- Golly dag, that's a long way!
  • Fluttershy- Yes, and there's so many tunnels. Which way should we go?
  • Pinkie- Alright, stand aside, everyone! I'll handle this! (Searches tunnels) Nothing around here. All I see is Rainbow Dash and Princess Celestia in a dungeon.
  • Applejack- PINKIE, THAT'S IT!
  • Pinkie- (Scoffs and laughs) Look at Rainbow Dash! She looks hilarious!
  • Applejack- How hilarious is she exactly?
  • Pinkie- She's got rainbow polka dots all over her!
  • Applejack- WHAT? Ohh, boy, this I gotta see! (gets over to Pinkie, and begins laughing) That's downright hilarious, alright! GIRLS, COME OVER HERE AND SEE THIS! (Other ponies crawl over to Applejack and Pinkie)
  • Twilight- Alright, what seems to be so funny--(Sees Rainbow Dash in rainbow polka dots and she, Rarity and Fluttershy laugh) Oh my, Gosh!
  • Rarity- Wait a moment! Why is the Princess with her?
  • Twilight- Oh no! They must've gotten her too! We gotta--
  • Gaston- Hey! (Has seen the ponies through the air vent) What're you franswas doing in there? (Turns on air vents)
  • Pinkie- Oh, excuse me! I didn't mean to fart!... Ah, that's refreshing!
  • Applejack- Gee, thanks, gorilla man! We've been sweatin' more than a ice cream cone in a hot summer day! We--(All 5 ponies are blown away through the vent)
  • All 5- WHOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRGH!
  • Twilight teliported them out of the vents and into the dungin.
  • Gaston: "Now ol' Gas-ton has got you, Mon Sheries!"
  • Pinkie: "I'm not a cherry!"
  • Twilight- LOOK OUT! (All 5 dodge Gaston's pound attack)
  • Rarity- Oh, deary me! This guy's bigger than a whale!
  • Rainbow Dash- HEY, MIGHTY JOE YOUNG! LEAVE MY FRIENDS ALONE! (Donkey kicks lock on cell door off) Applejack, I need to use your rope!
  • Applejack- Why do you nee-- Oh, I see what yer' playin' at! (Takes out rope) Here, catch! (Throws one end of the rope to Rainbow Dash and she catches it) Fluttershy, catch! (Throws other end to Fluttershy, and it falls into Fluttershy's hooves)
  • Fluttershy- Me?
  • Applejack- Yes, you and Rainbow Dash are the only ones of us who can fly, so rope this buttface like ugly on an ape!
  • Gaston- WHY YOU?!? (Attacks Applejack, but Applejack donkey kick his fist) YAAAAAOOOOOOOWCH!
  • Applejack- NOW!
  • Rainbow Dash- C'mon, Fluttershy! Let's rope this bag of lard! (Both jump and they spin around while the rope coils around Gaston)
  • Fluttershy- AAAAAAARRRRRRGGGGH!
  • Rainbow Dash- YAAAAHOOOOOOOO! (Both land, and tie up Gaston) THAT WAS AWESOME!
  • Fluttershy- You know...that was the best fun I've had all day.
  • Twilight- Well at least the gorilla is immobilized.
  • Gaston- GRRR, LET ME GO, YOU EQUESTRIAN PIGS!
  • Rainbow Dash- (Punches Gaston in the nose) Shut up, fatty! (Sprays paint in Gaston's face as he shrieks like a girl) Ooh, you look good, now!
  • Twilight- Alright, Rainbow Dash, no more playing around. We gotta contact the Shell Lodge Squad! They're our only hope!
  • the mane 6 and Celestia ran off!
  • Gaston: "No one makes a bafoon out of Gaston!"
  • Gaston breaks free of rope very easily!
  • Gaston starts running after where the Main 6 were running!
  • Celestia: "Oh no! I don't think Gaston is done with us yet! Twilight, get us all out of here now!"
  • Twilight- (Teleports everyone out of the hall)
  • Gaston- What the? D'OH! Where'd those mules go?!?

New Ponyville

  • Twilight- (Teleports the group to New Ponyville) Whew, we made it!
  • Celestia: "We're safe... For now. but Equestia is in danger. I have seen what is wrong with Kevin. His eyes are red, that's is considered a pretty clear proof he is not of sound mind."
  • Pinkie: "OHMIGOSH! No wonder he acted like a meanie bo beanie banana fanana bo deanie, fi fy fo genie meanie!"
  • Applejack- We'd best get crackin' and get the Shell Lodge Squad! (Head fo Twilight's house, which has been coated with metal)
  • Twilight- Metal? They coated it... With...METAAAAAALLLLLL?!? (Turns red, and bursts in flames, and suddenly calms down) No matter, I'm sure everything inside is okay. (All go inside and see that the inside is alright) Oh, thank goodness! It's okay! SPIKE? ARE YOU HERE?
  • Spike- (Rushing down stairs) Twilight, you just missed it! These guys just came in and "BANG, BANG, BANG!" Coated the library with metal! I think Kevin is taking this 'Changing Equestria' thing too far.
  • Twilight- Well, Spike, we've just found out that Kevin has been corrupted by Lord Cobra. We need to contact the Shell Lodge Squad ASAP! Fire up he Communications Computer!
  • Spike- Sure thing, Twilight! (Rushes upstairs)
  • Twilight- I just hope we're not too late.

Press converence.

  • Kevin: "As of today, Celestia has left you all, because she couldn't embraced the future!"
  • The ponies were shocked and muttered to themselves. Luna, Princess Candence, and Shining Armor were the only ones that didn't believed him.
  • Kevin: "She left you all, because she was too old fastion to accept the future, and you all in general. That is why, I, Kevin, shall now become your king! My first order of business, the deserter Celestia, and these, "Mane 6" must be captured and arrested! They must be brought here, and embraced the future, or be placed in quick drying cement as punishment! Why? Because, the past, must be buried!"
  • the ponies cheer!
  • Candence: "This is not good. The equestians are quickly forsaking friendship."
  • Shining Armor: "Don't worry, we'll think of something."
  • Luna (to herself): "Tia, Equestia needs you more then ever."

Chapter 5- Called Into Action

Dragon Temple

  • Kowalski- Well, Skipper, she's ready.
  • Skipper- Outstanding, Kowalski! (Kowalski has build laser tag course) Not to shabby, I grant you, but outstanding.
  • Po- Uh, guys? What is this so called 'laser tag'?
  • Kowalski- Oh, it's quite simple, Po. Laser tag is a team or individual sport or recreational activity where players attempt to score points by tagging targets with a hand-held infared-emitting targeting device like a laser light gun.
  • Po- What?
  • Kowalski- (Sighs) Okay, then perhaps a little demonstration will prove my point.
  • Skipper- You heard em' boys, let's show them how it's done. (Montage occurs where the penguins put on their laser tag vests, get out their laser light guns, spin them in their hands, and walk onto the course in slow motion) Alright team, commence Operation: I'ma Firin' muh Lazar in 3...2...1...NOW! (Skipper quickly shoots Private with gun) TAG!
  • Private- Wha-How did tha happen so fast? I never even got a chance to shoot someone.
  • Skipper- (Laughs, and he and Rico hide while Kowalski is the only one on his team left)
  • Kowalski-...CRUD NUGGETS! I don't even get a teammate? (Shrugs) Fine, I'll do it myself! (Walks around course while Skipper and Rico hide and wait for the exact moment to fire)
  • Skipper- Now remember, Rico, keep your eyes on the prize! Kowalski can't possibly finish us off on his own, so this will be as easy as--
  • Kowalski- ZAP! ZAP! (Quickly shoots Rico and Skipper with laser light gun)
  • Rico- AWWW MAAAAANN!
  • Skipper- You know, Kowalski? I never doubted you for a second.
  • Kowalski- Well, Skipper, I've played laser tag for years to come, so I've obviously mastered it like a scientist!
  • Po- Whoa! LASER TAG IS THE COOLEST GAME I'VE EVER HEARD OF!
  • Icky: "Welcome to the modern age, Po."
  • Boss Wolf barges in!
  • Boss Wolf: "GUYS! DISTRESS CALL FROM EQUESTIA! IT'S URGENT!"
  • Po- Danger! Tell the ponies there to sing an action song because it is on!
  • Skipper- Alright, men, you heard him! We are at code red! LET'S MOVE, MOVE, MOVE, MOVE, MOVE!

Communications Room

  • Kowalski- (Picking up communique) C'mon, computers, don't fail us now! (Twilight appears on the screen)
  • SpongeBob- Twilight! We heard you had an emergency!
  • Twilight- We need you right away, Shell Lodgers! The CEO of ShineMiners Inc., Kevin Longbill, has been corrupted by Lod Cobra, and he's planning to turn Equestria into a 21st century futuristic city! He's taking away animal homes, and is using the land to build factories everywhere!
  • Crane- Wait a second! Kevin Longbill is my brother, and you're saying that he's damaging the environment to build factories and make Equestria futuristic all because Lord Cobra corrupted him?
  • Twilight- Well, yes.
  • Crane- (Eyelids shrink) This is not good!
  • Shrek- Well, at least this won't be as bad as last Christmas when Marty made Spongebob look like some kind of a drunken party ogre, if I do say so myself as an ogre.
  • SpongeBob: "Shrek, I thought we agreed never to talk about this again! Not after how Kairi and Sandy reacted when I got wasted on alcohoic eggnog."
  • Celestia- Good point. Cobra is using Kevin to turn Equestria into a 21st Century Futuristic city was one thing, but he's using him to corrupt others around him by making them agree to his misguided ideas!
  • Applejack- Including my lil' Applebloom! She's fallen into that scaley monster's trap because she's in love with Kevin! She even left the Cutie Mark Crusaders for him! Broke their little hearts. Kevin's ideas are destroying our ecosystems, and affecting or lives!
  • Celestia- That's why we need your help right away, Shell Lodgers!
  • Strike Force Heroes Music - Rose at Eclipse

    Strike Force Heroes Music - Rose at Eclipse

    Upbeat music used

    Skipper- Don't you worry, Alicorn, we'll be there before you can say Lorax! LET'S ROLL, EVERYONE! (Lodgers get geared up for action during a long montage while upbeat music plays. The Lodgers hop into the van, take off, and head for Equestria)

in the van.

  • Lord Shen: "So, Crane, you never mentioned you have a brother to us before."
  • Po: "Yeah, even I didn't know you had a sibling."
  • Crane: "Well, he kinda doesn't like me... Or his heritage for that matter."
  • Icky: "Why the heck is that?"
  • Crane: "Well, it's because, he misunderstood Mom and Dad..."

Flashback

  • (Crane)- You see, in his younger years, Kevin wasn't the brightest in the family.... I mean, he was smart, but his inventions he created.... backfired. ALOT! He said he was searching for a renewable resource for the entire UUniverses. Failure after failure after failure, he never found a renewable resource. Our parents told him to cool down a bit, but he never gave up. His determination to find a renewable resorce for the Uuniverse drove him mad. Then he finally found a new energy resource. He called it Bleegonium. It was a gelatinous substance that glowed with radiation. Radiation so powerful, it could keep our UUniverses powered for a century or two. But it was unrenewable, and to make matters worse, he was stealing power.
  • (SpongeBob)- Stealing power? From who?
  • (Crane)- He stole power from a race of gelatinous creatures called Sloggians.
  • (B.O.B)- Are they like me?
  • (Crane)- Technically, no, they aren't. They're actually humanoids that are gelatinous and elastic. They're aggresive and vicious provoked. And man, did Kevin provoked them something fierce. They went after Kevin and destroyed our hometown from the inside out until they got what they were looking for, and as punishment, Kevin got sued by the Sloggians AND the townspeople for 1. Power theft, and 2. for causing the Sloggians to destroy their town. As punishment, Kevin was sentenced to community service for the rest of his life. For that, our parents became furious, and punished him more. They forbidden him from continuing his resource searches, or they'll allow him to get banished by the elders if this repeats... Even I didn't see how miserable he was. Then one day, he was gone. He decided to spend his community service charges not living with our family anymore. He even called us worthless, non-sympathetic, stupid, damned, and even chicken-fried.
  • (Squidward)- (Scoffs and laughs)
  • (Crane)- Squidward, that's no laughing matter. Calling a bird chicken-fried is just like calling a fish sushi. Anyway, he spent his service charges owning a mining corporation called ShineMiners Inc. so he can spend his time finding a new energy resource against his parents' warnings.

Present

  • Crane- And I never saw him again, even though he was so greedy and arragant, he wasn't aways like this, you see before his lust for power, he wanted to be a guiltar playing rockstar cause he had a love for music and had a gangsta's personallity before the buisness world made him the montser his is today. Now I finally hear from him being corrupted by Lord Cobra. I don't know what that scaley freak wants to do with my brother, but he won't get away with it.
  • Icky- Boy, Kevin must've really been through a lot of trouble.
  • Spyro- Yeah. Clockwerk was a mere cupcake, due to his fueled hatred for Kairi and the cooper clan, compared what Kevin had been through.
  • Skipper- Well, let's just find a way to cure him and Applebloom from his corruption before something bad happens.

Twilight's house.

  • Twilight: "Where are they? They should be here now!"
  • Celestia: "Have faith in them, Twilight. they never let us down before."
  • Knock knock!
  • ???: "Royal Equestian guard! Open up!"
  • ???: "Or do I have to, how do you say, break down le door!"
  • Applejack: "It's Gaston! But what's the royal guard doing with him?"
  • Twilight- Just hide! (Everyone hides)
  • Pinkie- Ooh, is this a surprise party?
  • Rainbow Dash- (Hiding inside box) JUST HIDE! (Pinkie hides)
  • Gaston- (Breaks down door, and he and Royal Guards look around house) Alright, le pony brains, we know you're in here! Come out with your hooves up or...uh...I got nothin'.
  • Elsewhere, the Shell Lodge Van lands right near Twilight's house
  • SpongeBob- There's Twilight's house! The ponies are there waiting for us!
  • Patrick- Uh, SpongeBob? Why is there an ape and the Canterlot Guard inside her house?
  • SpongeBob- WHAT? (Looks and sees Gaston and the Royal Guards inside Twilight's house) Oh my, gosh! We've gotta do something! They're gonna find them, and take them away!
  • Fidget- How're we gonna do that? That guy's as big as Darla's butler!
  • Patrick- I know. Walk in and ask them to leave.
  • Gaston- I swear, when I find those horses, they're gonna be as flat as a flapjack! (Grabs soda can, drinks it up in one gulp, and squishes it with his arms) Le GRRRRRRRRGH!
  • SpongeBob- Patrick, that's a terrible idea.
  • Patrick- Sorry.
  • SpongeBob- Hmm, I know! I'll go in and create a distraction, and you find the ponies.
  • Patrick- Ooh, ooh, wait! I wanna do the distration!
  • SpongeBob- Uh...okay, I guess it really doesn't matter who does the distraction. Only as long you don't ask for the bathroom again.
  • Shifu- That could work.
  • Shenzi- Well, it couldn't hurt to try, right?
  • Patrick- (Comes in Twilight's house and throws a rock at Gaston)
  • Gaston- What the? Who threw that rock at me?
  • Patrick- I DID, BUTTBREATH!
  • Gaston- BUTTBREATH?!? Nobody calls Gaston 'buttbreath'!
  • Rainbow Dash- (To herself, having heard Gaston) But apparently, calling him a big fat blob is okay. (Gaston and the royal guards chase Patrick down)
  • Patrick- (Runs off)
  • Twilight- All clear!
  • Bagheera- All clear! (Shell Lodgers enter Twilight's house)
  • Applejack- Guys, you finally made it!
  • Sparx- I hope we didn't keep you waiting.
  • Lord Shen: "Before you can give us the lowdown, we really need to save the pink one from that ape and the royal guard. Speaking of which, we would also want an explanation for that afterwords."

Streets.

  • Patrick screams as the royal guard and Gaston follows suit!
  • Gaston: "COME BACK HERE, YOU PINK IM-BE-SILE!"
  • Patrick: "NEVER! You gotta catch me first buttbreath!"
  • Gaston: Oh why you little! AF-TER HIM!
  • Patrick runs as the guards and Gaston go after him!
  • Patrick notices a sign that says "Danger: Cliff"
  • Patrick: "Uh, Dan..... Uh.... Ger....-"
  • Patrick smashes through the sign and falls over a cliff
  • Patrcik: "CLIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIFFFFFFFFFFF!" (Patrick crashes at the bottom.)
  • Gaston: "Well, that is that I suppose."
  • Royal guard: "Should we head back into the house?"
  • Gaston: "But alcourse."
  • After returning to Twilight's house Gaston and the Guards find it desserted
  • Royal Guard: We searched the whole place but there is no sign of the fugitives.
  • Gaston: Search the rest of the town. Thoses im-be-siles can't have gotten too far.
  • Royal Guard: You heard the Gorilla, let's move!
  • Gaston: Misuore Longbill is going to have my guts for this.

Chapter 6- Welcome to New Equestria

Bottom of the cliff.

  • Patrick: "Oh...... Glad that's over."
  • Puss n Boots: "Found him! We've been looking for you everywhere Estrella de mar."
  • Tai: So is that monkey of Crazy Longbill's buisness petting zoo gone yet?
  • Shrek: (sees Gaston and the Royal Gaurd heading back to Kevin's place.) Well everybody, we're in the clear now.
  • Lord Shen: Good job green one. Are you allright pink one?
  • Patrick: "Who, me?"
  • Lord Shen- Of course you!
  • SpongeBob- That was quite a clever strategy, Patrick. We didn't even have to save you ourselves.
  • Patrick- Well, I'm glad I did it anyway!
  • Sora (Girl)- Well, now that Patrick saved himself, what should we do now?
  • Crane- Now, we must find Kevin and cure him from his corruption.
  • Applejack- And Applebloom, don't forget her.
  • Twilight- Well, what are we waiting for? Let's giddyup!

New Ponyville

  • Kowalski- (He and the others are hiding in the streets of Ponyville, and Kowalski looks at the new scenery of Equestria) Whoa, look at the scenery around here. They can even put George Lucas' to shame.
  • Skipper- Kowalski, enough with the Star Wars stereotypes! We've got work to do!
  • Spyro- Wow! All the ponies around here are brewing with corruption at 35-40%. They must've all been affected by the evil of Kevin's corrupted mind.
  • Tigress- There's Canterlot! That's got to be where Kevin is hiding.
  • Po- Alright, we'll just march in there and proclaim "We are the UUniverses' all-around famous Shell Lodge Squad, and we are here to bring you to justice!" (Po leaps, but Mantis grabs his foot, and puls him back into cover)
  • Mantis- What are you doing? The ponies around here are obviously CORRUPTED! If we just blow our cover, they'll be all over us like mold on a shower curtain!
  • Pinkie- Eew, that's nasty!
  • Tigress- We need to get to Canterlot without being spotted by any of the ponies in Ponyville.
  • Po- Got it! Stealth mode!
  • Lord Shen: "So, follow me! We'll wonder in the shadows like black cats!"
  • Po: "Or, we just use that convinently placed car with very black non-see throughable windows from the outside!"
  • Lord Shen: "Oh sure, do things the easy way."
  • Twilight: "I got to warn you! These cars have been made to accomindate ponies, so there's no steering wheel, and I am afraid none of us here knows how to drive any form of car."
  • Donkey: "Hey, who would throw out a book that saids "How to drive a car built for quiblepets faster then 6 minutes" in the trash? it's just not senseable!"
  • Twilight: "Yet another plot convinece."
  • Shrek: "Donkey, give us that book!"
  • Donkey does that.
  • Spyro: Ok guys, I think I have a plan to free Kevin from Cobra courrpting his mind if it works. We go into Canterlot without getting noticed by the ponies corrupted by his mind. Locate Kevin on where he's hiding. King Julien and the Lemurs who I asked to help will cut the power. Spongebob, Patrick and I wll fly in undercover of darkness, grap Kevin, meet you guys and the penguins at the rendezvous point with the fan, take Kevin to the temple to be cured by either Merlin or Ignitus, tell him what he has been doing, restore Equestria to the way it was and then this entire mess will be over.
  • Lord Shen: "No one has a problem with that, right?"
  • ???: "Actselly, I might have a few ob-ject-ions."
  • Everyone looks at Gaston and the guards.
  • Gaston: "You honestly didn't think I was stupid, did you?"
  • Spongebob: "No. Mr. Giant ape sir, we don't think that!"
  • Patrick: "I thought that."
  • Squidward: "PATRICK!"
  • Gaston: "Why you little-"
  • Rico barfs a smoke bomb!
  • the lougers, and the car were gone! Gaston looks over to see a car moving fast!
  • Gaston: "DON'T JUST STAND THERE LIKE IDIOTS! GET THEM!"
  • the royal guard charge after the car!
  • Melmain: Guys, that french Gorilla is going back for more.
  • King Julien: Paparazzi! (goes over to greet the royal guard). Here is King Julien!
  • Unicorn guard: "Fire the knock out spell!"
  • King Juilien: "Please feel free to take-"
  • Unicorns fire a ray and it hits Julien!
  • King Julien- (Talks in slow-mo) Any photoooosss! Ahaha! (Faints, and Mort and Maurice close the back)
  • Rainbow Dash- Great! Thanks to his own stupidity, King Julien won't be any help for a while.
  • Maurice- Well, he can recover, right?
  • Mort- OH BOY! The King is unconscious! Which means...THE FEET! (Hugs King Julien's feet)
  • Celestia- Well, a knockout spell lasts only half an hour, so he might be okay by the time we get to Canterlot.
  • Twilight- Guys, I think the guards are aiming for the wheels! They're trying to flatten them!
  • Kowalski- I think I can handle them! (Takes out plasma weapon)
  • Celestia- No! We just need to knock them out.
  • Sandy- Well, I happen to have the exact thing you need! The Knockout Ray! (Takes out raygun, pops out the sunroof, and fires knockout ray at guards)
  • Twilight- That ape is still on our tails! Knock him out, Sandy!
  • Sandy- But I don't think the ray works on a creature that big!
  • Twilight- JUST DO IT!
  • Sandy- Alright! (Blasts ray at Gaston, and Gaston gets knocked out) Wow! That was weird! Usually my knockout ray doesn't work on big guys like that.
  • Kowalski- Your welcome!
  • The car is away from the scene enough to show Gaston getting up, clearly uneffected.
  • Gaston: "I am so gonna hurt them for that."
  • this event was witnessed by Candence, Shining Armor, and Luna in cloaks.
  • Luna: "Something tells me that was the lougers."
  • Shining: "Then our contribution to their mission shall began."
  • Luna: "Yes, I'll distract Kevin by challnaging him into a fight, while you get his assuiates on our side."
  • Candence: "You think they might not be corrupted yet if our shorces are right?"
  • Luna: "There's a chance their concern for Kevin's unusual beahvior might make them ammoued to the corruption, for now. Now, remember, you get that secretary snake, that owl and woodpecker, and those land sharks to know the truth so they won't be a problem, and I'll distract Kevin long enough for the lougers to do their plan."
  • Shing Armor: "But what about that french ape?"
  • Luna: "We'll worry about him when the time comes. Now, let's us teliport to Canterlot."
  • Luna uses her magic to teliport all three of them.

Back in the car.

  • Skipper: Ok boys, signal Sora, Donald, Goofy, Donkey's wife, Hiccup, his friends and their dragons to start the deversion while we take Spyro, Spongebob, Patrick to where they need to go!
  • Kolwalski: "On it Skipper!"
  • Kolwalski uses a communitcater
  • Kolwaski: "Kolwalski to Hiccup, get your team to divert the protrols around Canterlot castle so we can get in! We assume Kevin will be inside the palace with his assiates. do you copy?"
  • Hiccup: Sure thing Kolwalski. Ok guys, that's our cue!
  • Sora: (while he, Donald and Goofy ride on Dragon) Let's go!
  • Donald: We can't let Kevin, Applebloom, his assiates and Lord Cobra get away!
  • Sora: Right! Charge! (Dragon, Toothless and the other tragons roar and start the deversion)
  • The castle was guarded by a leagon of Pony guards, Pegasi, Unicorn, and Earth Pony, Minotaur guards, Centaur guards, Harpy guards, and Fawn guards.
  • Pegasi Guard: Look in the Sky!
  • Pony Guard: Dragons!
  • Toothless roars loudly
  • Fawn and Minotaur Guards: Night Fury!
  • Centaur Guard: Battle Stations!
  • The guard leagon charge!
  • Astrid: "Something tells me we're in for quite a fight!"

Canterlot Throne Room

  • Kevin: (Seeing the commotion outside with Applebloom) What is going on out there?!
  • Pony Guard: Mr. Longbill, the castle is under attack by dragons. We'll take care of this! (Leaves for battle)
  • Appleboom: What do we do Kevvy?
  • Kevin: Don't worry Apple B, I'll protect you. Anyone who hurts you will have me to deal with!
  • ???: Not so fast you despicable pawn of Cobra! Surrender the crown back to the Celestial sisters or you will have to answer to me!
  • Applebloom: Princess Luna?
  • Kevin: "Oh great! First Celestia, now you, shorty? You do not dis me, I am the king!"
  • His birgate has appeared.
  • Kevin: "There you guys are! Go over there and teach miss night-time here some mannors! I'd ask Gaston, but he's busy going after Celestia and her cronies, so I got you guys! Well, what are you waiting for? Go after her!"
  • Shining Amor: Luna, you get Kevin, Candence and I will handle these guys!
  • Applebloom: "Shining Armor and Princess Candence?"
  • Doloris: "Hey, stay out of this, you two, I do not wanna be forced to go loco on you!"
  • John: "Don't make me mad, mates. You would not wanna see me mad."
  • Hammer-Face: "He means it mate!"
  • Slop: "He ain't joking!"
  • Edword: "Uh, Me and Norm are just gonna wait in the game room, if anyone needs us, so uh-"
  • Norm: "Now's not the time to be a chicken Edword! Kevin needs us, and we're gonna help him! You got that?!"
  • Edword: "Oh, uh i mean, Back off! I pretend to know karate for a living!"
  • Norm: "Ok, you shouldn't had said that out loud, bro!"
  • Candence: "Listen! We don't wish to fight you! We have reason to believe there's something wrong with him!"
  • Hammer-face: "Oh yeah, pinky? Like what?"
  • John: "Oh, this should be good for a laugh!"
  • Slop: "Oh yeah! I love jokes!"
  • Suddenly the entire throne room begins to shake.
  • Kevin: What the heck was that?

Outside

  • the guards gasp in horror as a huge shadow appears.
  • Fishlegs: Well Guys, I think the rest of the calvery is here! (Sees Mongo the Giant Gingerbread Man from Shrek 2 heading for Canterlot with Gingy, Gobbler and Stoick on his left shoulder, Pinocchio, Big Bad Wolf, Three Blind Mice and the Three Pigs on the Right with Ignitus and the other guardians escorting them)
  • Gingy- Go baby, go!
  • Harpy: "Dragons are one thing, but a giant cookie?!"
  • Minotaur: "Ready the catapults!"
  • catapults are ready!
  • Ignightus: "Volteer, the catapults!" (Volteer Zaps the first round of the castle's defenses.) Cyil, Terrador, Sora and the others may need some asistance, see if you could help them out. Let's move out!

inside the palace!

  • Kevin: "The heck is going on here!!"
  • Applebloom: "Why is the high council attacking us, Kevvy?"
  • Kevin: "I bet Luna has something to do with this!"
  • John: "Ok, that's it! No more ponies!"
  • Candence: "WAIT! Listen to us!"
  • Slop: "Oh yeah! You didn't get to tell your joke!"
  • John: "Ok, go ahead before we start to rumble!?"
  • Candence: Listen, you and your boss are being used for an anti-paradise scheme conjured by a mad kung fu serpent sorceror named Lord Cobra.
  • Kevin's Buisness Bargade but Slop: What?
  • Slop: "Kevin, corrupted? (laughs, then stops) I don't get it."
  • John: "She's being serious, Slop."
  • Kevin (while Luna secretly steals his sun glasses with her magic): "You guys! She's obviously lying! It's me, Kevin! Your boss! I sign your freaking paychecks! Now beat up these blasted horses, or YOUR FIRED!"
  • John: (Gasps and Sees Kevin's eyes are red) Blimy, the pink alicorn's telling the truth! This serpent has made Mr. Longbill gone stark raving mad!
  • Slop: (with a communicator): Gaston, stop what ever your doing and come help us. Kevin has gone nuts, bananas!
  • Gaston (on communitcater): "To be honest, I thought he seemed more grouchier then moi."
  • Norm: Sorry Mr Long Bill, but I'm afraid we can't let you or should I say Cobra hurt these ponies and their world anymore!
  • Kevin: "WHAT?!"
  • Applebloom: "YOU TRAITORS!"
  • Kevin felt his face, his sun glasses are gone!
  • Luna has Kevin's glasses.
  • Kevin: "I'll deal with you freaks later, I got a little miss night-time to deal with!"
  • Luna: "You are challangeing a power greater then you!"
  • Kevin: "No! (Pulls out gitar) It's you who is out of your leage! I am setting this baby to maximum power!"
  • sets Gitar to stronger magitude! he strums it, causing a powerful shockwave of gitar riffs!
  • Shining Armor: Look out! (evreyone ducks from the gitar riffs in time)
  • Kevin: You cowards! Apple B, stand aside! This is about to get ugly! (Takes off buisness suit revealing a black rockstar outfit with a black version of crane's hat, his outfit has KLB in red sparkling diamonds and has a flowing leather cape) If you horses thought my buisness was great, wait till you see my gitar solos! (sturms giultar again)
  • Edword: "Now we did it! Kevin is gonna use us for target pratice!"
  • Norm: "Shut up and duck Edword!"
  • Edword and Norm screamed as they douged!
  • Kevin: "Oh yeah! As long as I have the power, my rule is never gonna fail!"
  • Luna: We'll see about that, Long Bill!
  • Spongebob, Patrick and Spyro and the others are above the palace throne room watching the conflict.
  • Lord Shen: "It's Luna! She's going to fight that madman!"
  • Celestia: "Oh no! Little sister!"
  • Luna charges, but Kevin strums the gitar, causing a shockwave of riffs to blow Luna away! Luna slams into a wall!
  • Kevin: "ROCK AND ROLL BABY! (HOWLS)"
  • Crane: "When is Julien gonna cut the power?! He's gonna keep hurting Luna!"

At the Power Gride

  • King Julien: Now?
  • Maurce: Not yet.
  • King Julien: Now?
  • Maruice: No!

the battle field.

  • The guards are chasing after the dragons!
  • Stoick: "It's time for an army of our own!"
  • Gobbler blows a horn, causing the appearence of the Vikings and the Wolf/Gorilla army!
  • Harpy: "WOLFS! GORILLAS! VIKINGS!"
  • Centaur: "Oh my!"
  • Minotaur: "LET'S GET OUT OF HERE!"

Back at the throne room

  • Kevin (gaining the upper hand)- AW YEAH BABY!!!! (HOWLS)
  • Edword: SOMBODY DO SOMETINHG!!!! (Suddenly evereyone sees a ziping flash of light appearing from out of nowhere and both Sweetie Belle and Scootaloo appeared)
  • Sweetiebelle (dazed) What happened?
  • Scootaloo (dazed): Pizza please!
  • Candence: Oh, Sweetiebelle! Scootaloo!
  • Applebloom: "Guys?"
  • Kevin: "Oh, what's next?"

Power Gride again.

  • The alarm on Mort's head goes off.
  • Maurice: Now!
  • Julien was playing with Pencels,
  • Julien: "I'm a bit busy right now."
  • Rainbow Dash (Sees Julien goofing off): What are you guys doing? Cut the stinkin power already!
  • Fluttershy: Pretty please with a cherry on top?
  • Mort: Oh boy! That sounds like ice cream! I LIKE ICE CREAM! I WANT SOME RIGHT NOW!
  • Julien: Ok, fine! (Pulls the switch and the power of New Equestria and Canterlot goes out)

Throwneroom again.

  • Kevin's gitar suddenly stops working!
  • Kevin: "WHAT IS WRONG WITH THIS STUPID THING?!"
  • Spyro: That's our cue! Are you and Patrick ready to do this, Spongebob?
  • SpongeBob- LET'S RUMBLE! (Spyro, Patrick and SpongeBob run into castle)
  • Kevin: "Come on! Start you stupid piece of trash!"
  • More guards appeared!
  • Centaur: "Sir! There is a sudden power outage! We must revacuate you and lady Apple-"
  • John tail slaps away the guards!
  • Harpy: "TRAITORS!"
  • Minotaur: "GET'IM! PROTECT THE KING!"
  • Guards charge at the business birgate untill a familar roar is head and then all of the dragons crash through the windows causing the Guards to scream in terror.
  • Sora: Ok, Nobody move! We got a couple of Dragons here and we're not afraid to use them (All of the Dragons roar causing all the guards to back away slowly)
  • Ruffnut: We are Vikings on the edge!
  • Spyro: (Knocks Kevin out with a judo punch) I got him!
  • Spongebob (while he and Patrick hold Applebloom): Sorry about this Applebloom, but we'll explain everything when this is over.
  • Applebloom: "LET ME GO!" (Applebloom bites SpongeBob)
  • Spongebob: "OW!"
  • Applebloom bits Patrick!
  • Patrick: "OW! MY WITTLE FINGER!"
  • Applebloom bucks free!
  • Applebloom pulls out communitcater!
  • Applebloom: "GET ME THE WONDERBOLTS NOW!"

Outside.

  • the Wonderbolts are seen charging torwords the castle. Spitfire (who she along with the entire team are now corrupted) was leading them!

Castle

  • Applebloom: "YOUR IN TROUBLE NOW! THE WONDERBOLTS ARE KEVIN'S EVER LOYAL BODYGUARDS NEXT TO GASTON, AND THEY'RE NOT AFRAID OF ANYPONY, OR ANYBODY FOR THAT MATTER, NOT DRAGONS, NOT VIKINGS, NOT GIANT GINGERBREADMEN, NOT ANYTHING!"
  • Applejack: "APPLEBLOOM!"
  • Applebloom: "Uh oh!"
  • Sora: You guys take care of curing Applebloom and Kevin, Donald, Goofy, Dragon and I will handle the rest.
  • Lord Shen: Be careful Sora.
  • Donkey: Go get them baby!
  • the van appears!
  • Mr. Dodo (intercom): "All's ashore that's going ashore!"
  • Crane picks up Kevin!
  • Applebloom: "YOU RUINED EVERYTHING! I WAS GONNA BE A PRINCESS! HE WAS EVEN GONNA MARRY ME!"
  • Icky: "WHOA!"
  • Shrek: "Ok, I cross the line at that!"
  • Donkey: "Amen!"
  • Applebloom: "When the wonderbolts get here, you alll are gonna be so-" (Spyro knocks here out with a judo chop.)
  • Applejack: Spyro!
  • Spyro: Sorry Applejack, but this is for her own good! (Evreybody gets in the van)
  • Skipper: Mission Accomplished! Now lets get outta hear and get these two cured!
  • Alex: But who's gonna drive us back to the Temple?
  • Marty: (Takes the driver's seat) Move over, Miss Daisy!
  • Alex: "MARTY! WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!? ZEBRAS CAN'T DRIVE! ONLY PEOPLE, PENGUINS AND DODOS CAN DRIVE!"
  • Marty: "What's the worse that'll happen?" (turns on the music and Gitchi Gitchi Goo Means that I Love You from Phineas and Ferb plays)
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  • Lord Shen: "THAT'S THE RADIO! YOUR SUPPOSE TO PRESS THE UP BUTTON, ZEBRA!"
  • Marty: I know, what's a good thrilling chase without a little music? (Pushes the up button and the van takes off at high speed with the dragons escorting them)
  • Fluttershy: Ow! (Had sprung her wings. Her eyes start to water up, and Fluttershy begins crying)
  • Girl Sora: Fluttershy, why are you crying?
  • Fluttershy (Continues crying): Ow, Ow, I sprung my wings!
  • Trixie: "NOT THIS AGAIN!"
  • Gilda: "Hey, can't get worse, right?"

the castle.

  • the guards watch the van get away.
  • the wonderbolts and Spitfire showed up.
  • Centaur: "Oh, Spitfire, thank goodness you arrived! They came from nowhere and-"
  • Spitfire grabs the guard!
  • Spitfire: "YOU IDIOT (AS SHE SLAPS THE GUARD) HOW COULD, YOU LET THEM, GET AWAY!"
  • Centaur: "OW MY FACE!"
  • Spitfire drops the guard!
  • Spitfire: "WONDERBOLTS, LET'S RIDE!"
  • Spitfire and the wonderbolts flew off, and fastly gaining on the van!
  • Maurice (Seeing Spitfire and the wonderbolts advancing on the van): Pegesi Ponies gaining!
  • Skipper: Men, man your battle staitions! (Penguins launch van's battle mode)
  • Spyro: I'm going to help Sora and the others. Crane, you and Applejack stay with your siblings. Rainbow Dash, you stay with Fluttershy and confort her on her injured wings, and maybe we'll call you into action in case we've thrown everything we've got at those Wonderbolts! Marty, keep driving the van but don't get anyone killed while your at it!
  • Lord Shen: "What would you have the rest of us do?"
  • Spyro: "Help the penguins if you are asked to!"
  • Boss Wolf: "You bet!"
  • Spyro flies out!
  • the wonderbolts are gaining!
  • Spitfire: "Soarin, break the windows!"
  • Soarin: "ON IT!"
  • Soarin charged ahead, lands on the back of the van, and starts to ram his head on the windows!
  • Kowalski- Oh no! We can't let the Wonderbolts break our windows! Otherwise, we'll be unable to get home through the airless vacumn of space.
  • Lord Shen: Agumon, Gabumon, I think its time you two go with the purple one and back him up! He may have Sora and some dragons on his side but even they need help.
  • Agumon: We're on it, Shen.
  • Gabumon: Hurry Aqumon, we got to help our friends.
  • Matt: Prepare to Digivolve!
  • Gabumon: Gabumon, Warp-Digivolve to...
  • Agumon: Agumon, Warp-Digivolve to...
  • The Wonderbolt's jaws drop at the digivolving!
  • WarGreymon:..WarGreymon!
  • MetalGarurumon:... MetalGarurumon!
  • Boss Wolf: "Anyone gonna stop the wonderbolt destroying our windows?"
  • Soarin breaks through!
  • Soarin: "HERE'S SOARY!"
  • Lord Shen- BLAST! Now we have to repair the window before we can go into space! (Van stops)
  • Boss Wolf: Show those wonderblots whos boss!
  • MetalGarurumon: Metal Wolfclaw!
  • Soarin: "YIKES!"
  • Soarin dodges quickly!
  • Other wonderbolts as well!
  • Spitfire: "Surprise, knock those two out!
  • Surprise: "ON IT BOSS!"
  • Surprise charges at Wargreymon and MetalGarurumon!
  • Skipper: Oh no you don't, Private, acctivate. (Private activates a sardine ball and hits Surprise on inpact)
  • Surprise: MY EYES!! (Falls)
  • Surprise falls down, but is quickly captured by Hiccup and Toothless!
  • Surprise- You...you saved me?
  • Hiccup- Of course! Why wouldn't we?
  • Wargreymon: Ok, let's go help Spyro and our friends! Jumps out of the van.
  • MetalGarurumon: I'm right behind you! (runs and leaps out of the van)
  • Rarity: (While holding Spike and Sweetiebelle) Oh, Fluttershy, could you be a dear and STOP CRYING PLEASE?!? Everything's gonna be okay!
  • Fluttershy- (Sobbing) What are y-y-you saying? We can't get to the Dragon Realms, so, we-we-we're all gonna DIE!!! (Continues crying)
  • Sparx- Could somebody bitch-slap her, please?
  • Spyro- SPARX! Please, watch your language!
  • Spitfire: "Ok everypony, we have to infiltrate that van and get the king back! Fire Streak, Blaze, you'll take the conveniently weird 2nd floor of the van, while I take the first! The rest of you keep it immobilized!"
  • The Wonderbolts move into action. Most of the Wonderbolts hold the van in place while Spitfire, Soarin, Fire Streak and Blaze pry the door open and enter the van
  • Spitfire: "Alright you freaks! Surrender the King and Princess Applebloom and no pony gets hurt!"
  • Crane- Guys, you've got it all wrong! Kevin here is-
  • Spitfire- SILENCE! Surrender King Longbill and Princess Applebloom, or we'll be forced to act with extreme prejudice!
  • Crane- JUST LISTEN TO ME! Kevin is in trouble! He's- (Spitfire donkey kicks Crane to the wall)
  • Fluttershy- WE'RE DOOMED! WE'RE SOOOO DOOMED!
  • Skipper- Crying never solved anything, so stop with the tears!
  • Fluttershy- (Whining) You're not the one with the injured wings! (Continues crying)
  • Spitfire- Alright, everyone, you'd better do as I say, or-
  • Sandy- HAI-YAH! (Sandy karate kicks Spitfire out of the van)
  • Shifu- Quickly, we must decapacitate the other three Wonderbolts in the van!
  • Sandy- I'm on it! (Uses knockout ray to blast Blaze, Fire Streak, and Soarin) Sweet dreams, partner! The Wonderbolts are a' snoozin'!
  • Mr. Dodo- Excellent! Now we shall fix this window! (Presses button, and rollup metal plate seals window up)
  • Lord Shen- Nice going, Dodo. Now let's get scraming! (Van starts to move, and Wonderbolts holding the van get to the front, and push on it)
  • Alex- You're really gonna get us killed, Marty!
  • Marty: Just call me Marty-O Andretti!
  • Alex: No, your Crazy-O Andretti!
  • Marty: Stop backseat driving.
  • Alex: I'm not, I'm passenger seat driving and you know what? Give me the wheel!
  • Marty: Thats not a wheel, that's my baby!
  • Alex: Your hooves aren't ment to be on a wheel!
  • Twilight: Will you two stop it!
  • Rainbow Dash: "Have you guys forgotten the other wonderbolts are still preventing the van from moving forword?!"
  • Skipper: "We're on it! let's move!" (The Penguins get to the front and activate some plasma cannons) Get your hooves off of our van! These babies are loaded. We'll let you have it!
  • Rapidfire: "YIKES!"
  • He and the other wonderblots scream like little girls and let the van move foward.
  • Alex: Your really gonna get us killed, Marty!
  • Marty: Just call me Marty-O Andretti!
  • Alex: No your Crazy-O Andretti!
  • Marty: Stop backseat driving.
  • Alex: I'm passenger seat driving and you know what? Give me the wheel!
  • Marty: Thats not a wheel, that's my baby!
  • Alex: Your hooves still aren't ment to be on a wheel!
  • Twilight: Will you two please stop it! That's the second time you've said those words!
  • Spitfire flies to the front of the van to see Alex and Marty arguing.
  • Marty: Hey, hey, hey! Too late for you to drive!
  • Alex: Don't look at me! Don't look at me when we argue! Look at the road! Err, I mean, sky!
  • Marty: (Sees Spitfire and turns off the music) Be cool! Be cool! (Acts innocent) Hi Miss Spitfire. Is there a problem?
  • Alex: Hi.
  • Spitfire: "Yeah there's a problem! Your stealing the king! Surrender now or face the mighty wra- (No audible dialogue from Spitfire through glass viewport)"
  • Lord Shen- What?
  • Spitfire- (Sighs, and flies over to van intercom) I said 'Surrender our king now!'
  • Girl Sora: Listen, Ms. Spitfire, We're only tying to save him and you from being corrupted by Cobra!
  • Spitfire- I don't know what you're talking about, and I don't have time for it! I'm coming in there, and whooping your butts! (Spitfire tries to get in)
  • Squidward: It's high time we ditch these wonderbolts and get the barnacles outta here!
  • Skipper: You right, we need more power! It's time to activate Kolwaski's neclear reactor!
  • Mimi: That's a Nuclear Reactor?!
  • Skipper: Nuculear! (Hear's Fluttershy's continuing crying) And somebody tell that pony to stop crying please!
  • Rainbow Dash: "Fluttershy, it's time to pony up!"
  • Fluttershy (Still crying): I can't!
  • Icky: See?! I told ya she's still a big cry pony baby!
  • Gilda punches Icky!
  • Icky: "OW?!"
  • Girl Sora: I'll take care of your spranged wings, Fluttershy. Your gonna be fine.
  • Spitfire grabs the wheel!
  • Marty: "HEY! I'M DRIVING!"
  • Marty and Spitfire battle for the wheel, causing the van to spin out of control! Fluttershy slams into the door, and accidentally opens the door when she accidentally pushes the lock down. Fluttershy screams
  • Rainbow Dash and Girl Sora: Fluttershy!
  • Fluttershy continues screaming but she is saved by Spyro acompined by Wargreymon and Metalgarurumon.
  • Spyro: Guys, we need to round up the Wonderbolts, and get them to the van's second floor so we can explain everything to them!
  • Hiccup: Sure thing! Ok guys. Let's round up some pegesi! (The dragons gather the wonderblots while Sandy and Applejack lasso Spitfire with 2 different ropes, and then ties her up)
  • Spitfire- HEY! WHAT THE?!?
  • Spyro: Fluttershy, are you ok?
  • Spitfire unravels rope, and becomes free
  • Skipper: "That pony just doesn't quit! Who is this chick?"
  • Kolwaski: (Searches the computer and finds information on Spitfire) Skipper, we have a serious problem, that is Spitfire, captain of the Wonderbolts and full time pegesi flyer. Perfect Speed record.
  • Spongebob (Goes over to the van's controls): Don't worry guys, its time to get outta here! (Pulls a switch which is the van's hyperdrive)
  • Van Computer: Hyper Drive activated, system charging!
  • Wargreymon: Whats going on down there?
  • Metelgarurumon: Spongebob has engaged the van's Hdrive!
  • Spongebob: Skipper, ready Kolwaski's nueclear reactor!
  • Spyro: Guys, get the Wonderbolts into the van and get on the van's roof! Spongebob is about to make a jump. (To Fluttershy) Fluttershy, you gotta hold on tight to me Okay?
  • Fluttershy- (Eyes still tearing)...Y-y-y-yes! (Literally holds on tightly to Spyro)
  • Spyro- OOHH! Not THAT tight! (Toothless and the other dragons fling the netted Wonderbolts into the van, then hold onto the roof)
  • Spitfire- GRRRGH! (Gets furious, and zips out of van, and brutally bucks the van's thrusters and engines, destroying it's flight)
  • Van computer: "Hyperdrive disabled! Thrusters and Engines disabled! Prepare for crash landing!"
  • Van falls back down towards Equestrian ground
  • Skipper: AW, C'MON! (Spitfire zips back into van)
  • Spitfire- I'm ending this once and for all! Kevin will reign supreme, and Equestria will be a better place one way or another! (Eyes turn completely red)
  • Rainbow Dash- (Gasps) Oh no! Spitfire got herself corrupted!
  • Sandy: (With ray gun) Ok, I just had it up to here with you! (Blasts ray gun at Spitfire, but Spitfire dodges and the beam blasts through another window, hitting Meatlug the Gronkle instead, knocking it out)
  • Fishlegs: "I lost control of Meatlug! Guys, help!"
  • John- We'll handle this, mate! (He and his flying shark asisstants position the falling van to the position where Meatlug will safely land on the van's roof)
  • Fishlegs: "I'm ok!"
  • Meatlug trips all-over Fishlegs!
  • Fishlegs: "LESS OK!"
  • Spitfire deflicks the next shot to Sandy, knocking her out
  • Spitfire- WONDERBOLTS, GET KEVIN AND APPLEBLOOM!
  • Soarin- Oh my, gosh! Spitfire, your eyes are red!
  • Spitfire- What are you talking about?
  • Rainbow Dash- We tried to warn you guys! Kevin's corrupted ideas are corrupting the ponies of Equestria as well! We've got to cure Kevin, Applebloom, AND Spitfire right now!
  • Surprise- Okay, we believe you! Spitfire, this is for your own good! (Soarin' and Surprise hold Spitfire down)
  • Spitfire- What are you doing? Let me go! I demand you let me go!
  • Soarin- Sorry, boss! Someone get that squirrel's knockout gun, quick!
  • Kowalski- (Slides up to ray, and blasts Spitfire with it, knocking her out)
  • Rainbow Dash- Whew! Now, what's next?
  • Sparx- Oh, I don't know, maybe WE'RE FALLING TO OUR MORTAL DEATHS!!
  • Rainbow Dash- Crud! What'll we do? We've got no thrusters or engines to control the van!
  • Soarin- Not to worry, Rainbow Dash! We'll get those engines and thrusters fixed in a jiffy!
  • Fleetfoot- But we'll need Ms. Sparkles' help.
  • Twilight- Me? But I can't fly!

Outside van

  • Twilight- (Blaze holds onto her) WHOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAHHHH!
  • Blaze- There's the engine! Alright, Twilight, do your thing!
  • Twilight- Okay, I'll try! (Uses telekinesis to levitate broken engine, and levitate it to it's place, using her technorepair spell to fix the engine, and the van VROOOMS) YAAAHHGH! That van is so loud!
  • Blaze- Let's just get the van fixed quickly!
  • Soarin- Here's one of the thrusters!
  • Surprise- And another one!
  • Twilight- Okay, fly aside! (Uses telekinesis and technorepair spell to quickly fix the thrusters) We did it!
  • SpongeBob- They did it!
  • Mr. Dodo- Alright, fasten your seatbelts, it's gonna be a bumpy ride! (Wonderbolts and Twilight head back into van as Dodo regains control of it, and then Dodo activates the hyperdrive, and takes off!.)
  • All cheer
  • SpongeBob- That was close!
  • Soarin- Well, what's important is that we're safe! Now let's get to...wherever it is you all are headed.
  • Shifu- We are headed to our hideout in the Dragon Temple so we can deal with this corruption problem, and save Kevin, Applebloom, and your leader.
  • Surprise- Well, we'd better get there soon!
  • Max: It's time we clean up Cobra's latest plan, right sam?
  • Sam: Correct little pal. We're also gonna erase Kevin's memory of what he was doing along with Applebloom's memory of her relationship with him too.

Eventally, they made it to the temple.

  • Kairi (while holding Fluttershy who is still crying in her arms): Guys, what is going here? And why is Fluttershy crying her eyes out along with her wings almost crippled?
  • Sam: "It's a rather long story."
  • Lord Shen: To make this short my nice, Crane's brother Kevin who is a buisness seeking madman with a music loving personality has fallen victim to that abomination's deception and his latest anti-paradise scheme on Equestia, corrupting Applejack's youngest sister into loving him, almost destroying Equestria, turning it into a 21st centery city with evreypony corrupted. We embarked on a daring mission to capture and stop him. Fluttershy fractured her wings during our escape and the rest is self expainatory.
  • Kairi turns around to see Kevin's buisness bargade behind her with John smiling at her.
  • John: Hello, lass.
  • Kairi fainted.
  • Hammer-face: "Oh, nice one John."
  • Slop: "Well, then again, humans are scared of Sharks for some reason."
  • Edword: Do you think she's gonna be ok?
  • Norm: She just fainted at the sight of John, of course she's gonna be ok.
  • Gaston: Maybe Moi should give her mouth to mouth.
  • Doloris: Don't be foolish Gaston.
  • Spongebob: Guys, can you introduce yourselfs to Kairi after we get her and Fluttershy into the temple?
  • Gaston: Oi, Mon aime, of course we shall.
  • Icky: Man, I can't wait to see the look on Cobra's face when his anti-paradise scheme on Equestria has been ruined big time!

Villain Leage Castle

  • Lord Cobra: (Saw the entire thing via magic powers) Oh No! Why? Why? WHY? I cant believe I trusted that music loving crane!
  • Xigbar: Hey, you should have stuck with Teen Mang's plan to use Deathwing for your anti-paradise scheme on Equestria but did you listen to him? No! You just have to trust that idiot crane. This is what Saix was talking about, who by now is taking Junjie into a barracated room.
  • Lord Cobra: OH, SHUT UP!!!! I can still save this! I just need to counter savitosh their attempts!

Chapter 7- The Tainted Bond of Brothers

  • Kevin awoke, tied up.
  • Kevin: "What is the meaning of this?! How dare you tried the king of equestia in such a disrepectful manner!"
  • Merlin: Oh it's not too serious, Kevin will be cured of his corruption and he'll be his old and gooder self again. But, Yen Sid, The Fairy Good Mother, Momma Odie, The Good Fairies and I have better get to work at once!
  • Kevin broke free, and suddenly gains darkness powers, and now has a keyblade in shape of a gitar!
  • Kevin: "I don't know what happened, but I like it!"
  • Icky: "Who wants to bet that Cobra cheated?"
  • Lord Cobra (In the Background): Did you honsetly think I was gonna let my anti-Equestrian paradise scheme to be ruined that easily? Well I'm afriad I still got one more trick up my sleve before Kevvy is all yours.
  • Sora: Guys, Stand Back.
  • Donald: We'll take care of this!
  • Lord Cobra (In the Background): Oooh, play nice ladies! (Laughs)
  • Kevin: "Let's see how this bad boy plays!"
  • Kevin strums the gitar! It creates a shadow shockwave!
  • Yen Sid: Everyone, get back! (Creates a barrier with his magic protecting them form the shockwaves)
  • Lord Cobra (In the Background): Need a little help, Kevvy? Well ok then! Heartless, appear and give Kevin a helping hand, will ya?
  • a voice: "Sorry, union rules, we're on break."
  • Lord Cobra (In the Background): Oh, I hate it when stuff like this happens! Oh well, more fun for me and Kevvy. He's all yours lougers!
  • Momma Odie: (In Yen Sid's barrier) Oh that bad boy just doesn't wanna play fair, does he?
  • Louis: What are we gonna do Momma?
  • Applebloom- (Waking up, still corrupted) Oh, Kevvy poo! You're alright!
  • Applejack- Applebloom, no! You can't trust him anymore! He's corrupting you!
  • Applebloom- Shut up, big sis! Me and Kevvy are gonna rule Equestria, and live happily ever after!
  • Puss: I warn you snake, release that bird and filly from the Darkness or you shall pray for mercy from Puss n Boots!
  • Lord Cobra (in the background): "You don't even know where I am!"
  • Shenzi: "Oh, let's see, what could be behind curtan number 1?"
  • Shenzi opens curtan, reviling Cobra and Teen Mang with a voice device.
  • Teen Mang: "Uh.... Master?"
  • Lord Cobra: What Mini-Me? (sees Shenzi exposing them) Ah, nuts! Uh Kevvy, a little help please?
  • Kevin: "Screw you old timer! I got a kingdom to run!"
  • Kevin takes Applebloom and blasts through the roof!
  • Crane: Kevin! Comeback!
  • Lord Cobra: "Uh.... Mini-me?"
  • Teen Mang: "Yeah boss?"
  • Lord Cobra: "Did he just do what I think he did?"
  • Teen Mang: "You mean he cussed at us and left us to suffer?"
  • Lord Cobra: "Yes..."
  • Teen Mang: "Well that sucks."
  • Lord Cobra: "NINJA SMOKE!"
  • Lord Cobra causes smoke to appear! Both Teen Mang and Cobra vanished.
  • Lord Shen: Forget Mang and his mini clone! After Kevin and Applebloom!
  • Twilight: I just hope Spyro is having as much luck waking Kairi and helping Fluttershy!
  • Shenzi: We don't have time for that, we got some big fish to fry here!
  • Spongebob: "Hey, let's remember that SOME of us assusiated with fish!"

In The Sky

  • Kevin: "First my princess, we snag us a rocket back to Equestia, then, I am gonna report those freaks to the Galactic Federation and have them arrested, and exicuted! Then, the wedding we always wanted!"
  • Applebloom: "I am with you all the way, my love!"
  • Faimilar Voice in the Background: I beg to differ, Traitor! (Suddenly Kevin begins to lose all of his powers, but is still corrupted)
  • Kevin: "What the-"
  • Lord Cobra (in the background): "I went out on my way to help you become the king that you are, I even risked my life to get you out of the prediciment you were in, and how did you repayed me? You left me to suffer! Good luck getting away from those misfits now, you chicken fried twat!"
  • Kevin: "Hey! That's like calling a fish sushi!"
  • Applebloom: "I don't care what happens, I love you just the way you are, my glorious king!"
  • Teen Mang (in the background): "Aw get a room!"
  • Lord Cobra (in the background): "Let's not bother with him anymore. no doubt those misfit pinheads are coming. The deal is off, Buttbill"
  • Kevin: "I'm powerless, sure, but we still have a kingdom, our dream wedding, and we are not captured! (sees a rocket on the ground) and, our ticket out of here!"
  • Ikkakumon- HARPOON TORPEDO! (Shoots torpedo at Kevin and Applebloom, hits them, causing them to fall and scream)
  • Kevin- OOF! (Both he and Applebloom hit the ground ground)
  • Applejack- APPLEBLOOM! (Everyone runs up to both, and grab them as they struggle to break free)
  • Merlin- Alright, let's cure these two! Starting with the little one.
  • Lord Shen: Yes, because we do not want all our hard work to making these two reform happen to go completely to waste.
  • Applejack- That won't be necessary, y'all! I know exactly how to deal with this!
  • Applebloom- LET ME GO, YOU! I SAID LET GO!
  • Applejack- Applebloom! You've been through enough trouble already, and you must be punished!
  • Applebloom- (Laughs) You don't scare me, big sis! There ain't no way you can possibly--(Applejack begins spanking Applebloom) OW! OW! OW!
  • SpongeBob- Oh, I can't look!
  • Iago: Ooh, chiuahua!
  • Puss n Boots: Ouch! I did not see this coming!
  • Mushu: Amen, my feline friend.
  • Icky- Yeesh, talk about cruel and unusual punishment!
  • Applebloom- OW! OW! (Begins crying, and the tears drain out all of the corruption inside her)
  • Kowalski- It's working! She's getting cured!
  • Applebloom- (Continues crying) I'm sorry, Applejack! I'M SO SORRY! (Continues crying)
  • Applejack- There there, lil' sister! Let it out! Let it out! (Holds Applebloom in her hooves)

The Temple: Kairi's Bedroom

  • King Julien: Wake up, Miss Kairi, rising shinging. Hey Wake up! (Slaps Kairi's face till she wakes up!)
  • Kairi: "Julien, the heck was that for?"
  • King Julien: "Oh, it's just because you missed an excited adventure we had! Also, you fainted when you saw the giant shark!"
  • John: "Hi lass!"
  • Kairi fainted again.
  • Maurice: "Oh nice."
  • Spyro: Oh great, we're gonna need a bucket of water to wake her up!
  • Puss n Boots: No problema, Spyro. Who neets water when you have a cat for the job? (draws out his claws)
  • Spyro: No Puss, let's not hurt Kairi with those. Let's try somthing else. Sparx.
  • Sparx: You want me to bite her, don't you?
  • Julian: We can always feed Mort to her.
  • Mort giggles.
  • Icky comes in.
  • Icky: "Let me try."
  • Icky moves torwords's Kairi's ear.
  • Spyro: John, you might wanna leave when we wake her up.
  • Norm: Yeah, cause we don't want you making her faint again.
  • John: Oh Fine. (leaves the room)
  • Spyro: Ok Icky, you do what you gotta do.
  • Icky: Right! Sorry Kairi, but this may sting a little, and guys, you may wanna cover your ears.
  • Evreyone covers their ears.
  • Icky: (Deep breath) Here goes nothing!
  • Icky makes a very loud squack!
  • Kairi screams like a banshee which is heard throughout the temple!
  • Puss n Boots: Enjoyed your little faint with that shark, sinorita?
  • Kairi: "Can someone tell right now what is going on?!"
  • Spyro: Ok Kairi, are you ready for this?

A few minutes of explaining later...

  • Sparx: "And that was it in a nutshell."
  • Norm: Anyway, we're sorry for what we and Mr. Longbill did under that serpent's corruption. You already met one of our shark lawers, John so it's time for you to meet the rest of us.(Clears throat) I am Norm.

a series of introductions later.

  • Kevin and Spitfire are tied up.
  • Spitfire: "LET US BOTH GO!"
  • Kevin: "IF I WASN'T TIED UP, YOU ALL WILL BE SORRY!"
  • Astrid: Oh, sweet little baby Thor in a thunderstorm, be quiet! We have heard enough outta you longbill!
  • Spongebob: So Ignitus, do you think we can give Kevin a new life after we cure him since the whole anti-equestria thing is Cobra's fault and will Equestria be the way it was again?
  • Ignightus: "It depends... It's appearent that since Applejack snapped her sister out of it, it's approbeate to have Crane handle his brother."
  • Crane: "Ok, but, he doesn't, exsactly like me, and he's too old for a spanking."
  • Icky: "You don't have to do exsactly what she did! Just do your own thing!"
  • Crane: Ok. (To the audience) Allright folks, There was going to be a scene where we see how Fluttershy is doing but the Producer has personally requested our co producer that this is Tainted bond of brothers, not Kairi ideaisum. Fluttershy will heal off camera. (Deep Breath) Well, here goes nothing. (Walks over to Kevin)
  • Kevin growls as Crane approuches.
  • Crane: Its been a very long time, Kevin, or should I say Qu Dan.
  • Kevin: "DON'T CALL ME THAT! YOU AND YOUR FREAKY FRIENDS RUINED EVERYTHING! SOME BROTHER ARE YOU! YOU DIDN'T EVEN STOPPED OUR PARENTS FROM ABUSING ME! YOU DISGUSTING FAVERITE!?"
  • Crane: Don't you ever call me that! Think about our parents! They would be extreamly disappointed in you for evreything you done! Courrpting Applebloom into your girlfriend was one thing, which made you look like a pedophile by the way, but Turning Equestria into a 21st centery city and being used by an evil serpent who has involed with a tragedy involving Kairi? That's even worse! You allowed Lord Mang "Simon" Cobra play you like a toy!
  • Kevin was silent upon hearing Cobra's name.
  • Spitfire: "Your highness, what is he talking about?"
  • Spongebob: I can't watch this! (Covers his eyes)
  • Kevin: "If it makes you feel better, I screwed up and he hates me too now!"
  • Crane: Kevin, the past is the past now and I'm sorry Mom, Dad and I hurt you. But do not take it out on these ponies, their world, my family and friends. You are better than this.
  • Celestia: Woah, Crane is getting good.
  • Kevin: No, I'm not.
  • Crane: Oh, come on! I know the real Kevin. The way you saw the world before your lust for power, buisness and greed, the music lover, the dreamer. What happened to that guy? (Shuddenly a mysterious force is pushing Kevin's corruption from his body but he struggles to contain it.)
  • Kevin: I think it's too late.
  • Crane: Kev, listen to me. It's never too late to put the past behind you and do the right thing. Together we can restore Equestria the way it was before Cobra made you did what you did. Celestia, evreyone and I can forgive you, Kevin, if you put the past behind you and let go of your darkness now.
  • Kevin: (feels the courrption lefting from his body along with Spitfire's) Really? After everything Cobra and I put you all through?
  • Crane: Prove to me that your still the best brother a kung fu master like me could ask for.
  • Kevin: "You? The favorite? Likeing me?! And you accused me being out of my mind?"
  • Icky: Geez, Kev let the darkness go! Your bro is trying to save you here!
  • Crane: I got this, Icky.
  • Spitfire: "I... have a confession... I, actselly did knew Kevin was corrupted.... I, spied on his conversation with Celestia."
  • Crane: "Wait, you did?"

flashback.

  • (Spitfire)- Yes, You see, I was practicing my daily flight routines until I noticed something through the window. I saw that Celestia had removed Kevin's glasses and revealed his corrupted eyes. I was shocked, and I tried to do something about it until...(Spitfire gets caught in a magical field)
  • Spitfire- What the? What's going on?
  • Lord Cobra's Voice- Spitfire, the leader of the notorious Wonderbolts! I should've known you'd discover my secret along with Celestia! I can't let you go around blabbing the secrecy to the others, so I'm going to make sure you don't!
  • Spitfire- Who are you, and what have you done to Kevin?
  • Lord Cobra's voice- You might know me as someone Celestia knows! I am Lord Cobra! And you are in big trouble! (Uses medalian to corrupt Spitfire, and makes her goggles magically translucent so no one can see her corruption) No one is gonna stop me this time! Not even Celestia! speaking of which.... (Sees Celestia being taken away by Gaston)

Present

  • Spitfire: "Cobra stopped me from doing something about this. He made me loyal as a bodyguard to Kevin, and the other wonderbolts as well, but I was the only one effected. That's why I was insanely determin to save Kevin."
  • Tai: So that would explain why you wouldn't give up so easly when you and the Rest of the wonderbolts chased us all across Equestia. Cobra wasn't going to let his anti-paradise plan using Kevin to fail until Kevin double-crossed him.
  • Spitfire: "Well that, and I wouldn't be a very good bodyguard if I gave up too easy, would I?"
  • Celestia (to luna): "Remind me to hire her as a bodyguard if I ever have the chance."
  • Luna: Sure thing, Big Sister.
  • Mimi: Evreyone look! (Eveyone looks as all of the courrption in Kevin finally lifting from him as if he wants to be forgiven for all of his mistreatment)
  • Crane: Kevin? Are you ok?
  • Kevin (No longer corrupted): Crane? Where am I? And why am I tied up like this?
  • Crane: "It's a, rather long story."

After another few minutes of explaining later...

  • Kevin: O.M.G.! I can't believe I was tricked by a freaky surpent and took his deal without me questioning it! Not to mention the other stupid stuff I did.... How bad is Equestia's conditin?
  • Spongebob: Well, with everyponie corrupted by your former corrupted ideas and Equestria's still a 21st century metropolis, I'd say it's in really bad shape. But it's not too late to fix it and change it back to the way it was before you started to make changes.
  • Kevin: (Sighs) I am so sorry Celestia, I totally made a mess out of evreything.
  • Celestia: It's not your fault, Kevin. There's only one monster to blame for all of this, and that's Cobra.
  • Icky: "Well, there's also Teen Mang, but he's just there to be his little slimy yesman."
  • Luna: "Problem is: the ponies and other creatures still see you as king, Kevin. And only you could say otherwise."
  • Kevin: "But, I can't face an entire crowd to tell them I am not gonna lead them anymore. They'll hate me, like mom and dad did, and propbuly still do."
  • Crane: Uh, Kevin there is something I gotta come clean with. You see, Mom and Dad loved you so much that couldn't they bare with the fact that forbidding you to continue your buisness disire and wanted to give you another change and drop the charges against you.

Chapter 8- The Secret Revealed

  • Kevin: "They what?"
  • Crane: It's true, Kev, I promised Mom and Dad the moment you reformed and change for the better, I'd tell you the truth, all of it.
  • Icky: "Another flashback, really?"
  • Everyone: "ICKY!"

Flashback begins

  • (Crane): After you left us and called us "Chicken-Fried", along with starting ShineMiners, Mom, Dad, and I, saw the pictures you drew back when I hatched from my egg, about you wanting to start your career as a rockstar/gangsta rapper and we stuck up for you cause we knew what happened with the Bleegonium, wasn't your fault. But family or not, we still had to stop you from what you did back then. After we got a change of heart we convinced the court to suspend your community service charges and drop the charges against you. And the rest.... Well let's just say the rest is self explantitory.

Flashback ends

  • Kevin: "Then.... Why didn't you guys come get me and tell me?"
  • Crane: We tried too, but you were still angry at us for stopping you to even just listen to reason, remember?
  • Kevin: I wasn't that...Oh yeah, that!
  • Crane: "And, I have to break this to you.... Dad, eventally passed on. But Mom is still ok."
  • Kevin: "Oh man..... The last thing he remembers of me is.... The son who broke his heart..."
  • Lord Shen: "I been near that kind of pain before."
  • Kevin: "...... This is really gonna inspire me to set everything right, and maybe, leave business behind me."
  • Celestia: Ok, I think its time for his employees to see him now and for Kevin to owe them an apologie.
  • Spongebob: Ok (going to the door and peeping through it) Allright, Spyro, You, Kairi and Kevin's buisness bragrade can come in now, he's completley cured of his corruption now. (Spyro leads Kevin's Buisness Bragade in with Kairi carrying Fluttershy who is recovering from her injuries but had to have her wings wraped up in bandages thanks to Girl Sora)
  • Edword: Mr. Longbill, thank goodness you're finally cured!
  • John: Good to see you back, mate!
  • Kevin: Hey, guys! (Sees Kairi) And who is this?
  • Crane: Uh bro, remember my talk about your corrupter being involved with a tragedy involving a girl named Kairi? (points to Kairi), Thats her.
  • Kevin: Oh! Awkword first impression much?
  • Doloris: "Sir, I should've been there with you when that Cobra guy showed up and advise an approbeate action against what happened. I am a mui lousy sceretary."
  • Gaston: "Indeed."
  • John: "Gaston."
  • Gaston: "Oh fine, I take my my earl-i-er comment back."
  • Sandy: So Fluttershy, how's your wings?
  • Fluttershy (no longer crying but sore): They'll be fine after a few weeks, I have to have them in bandages untill then.
  • Lord Shen: Splended, now I would like to have a word with the zebra and lion on your "little accident." during our escape from New Equestria.
  • Alex: "HIS FAULT!"
  • Marty: "Hey, don't you pin this whole rap on me!"
  • Alex: "You were the one driving!"
  • Marty: "I was a dang good driver, thank you very much!"
  • Alex: "Good Driver my left-"
  • Shen holds Alex at sword point.
  • Alex: Woah!
  • Marty gulps at seeing it.
  • Lord Shen: The only reason your still alive is that I find both you and the zebra's stipidites MILDY amusing.
  • Alex: Why thank for that, cause I find the way you treated Po and Kung-Fu in the past extreamly horrible!
  • Lord Shen: Who do you think you are, lion?
  • Alex: Well, I am the king of New York City, peacock!
  • Lord Shen starts to laugh, as well as Alex and Marty, and it went for a while.
  • Marty: "Hey, why are we laughing?"
  • Icky: (Dubbed as The nostalgia critic) Gee, I don't know Mart, cause since Alex is a king, (imitates the Cowardly Lion) I don't think he's got the nerve! (Laughs)
  • Lord Shen starts laughing again!
  • Boss Wolf: Loser! (Laughs)
  • Sora: That's really getting old!
  • Alex: "Oh ha-ha, very funny!"
  • Lord Shen: (Stops laughing) Ok I'm done now. Oh and uh Lion and Zebra, after the Wizards cure Equestria's inhabitants and Crane's brother confesses his sins to them, remind me to give you two your punishments for causing Fluttershy's accident with her wings and your little arguement during our escape.
  • Marty (wispers): "That means there's a good chance he might forget, so whatever you do, don't remind him."

Chapter 9- Kevin's Confession

Equestria, Now courrpted free and restored to the way it was.

  • Kevin: (standing in front of evreyone) Ponies and Creatures of Equestria. I have a confession to make regarding my ideas of the futrue and past events involving me. I am not the king you all think I am. I was just a simple pawn of an evil kung-fu cobra wizard, and he used me as his Anti-Equestrian Paradise Plan and put this beautiful country into tyranny.
  • Everyone gasped and muttered.
  • Lyra: "But what about what you said about Celestia deserting us? The high council attacking us? And those wolfs destroying our modern stuff?"
  • Kevin: The Stuff I said about Celestia abandoning you all was all a lie cause I was still under Cobra's corruptive deception. And the High Council are just doing their duty to the United Universe. So now that you know the truth about me. I shall resign from my reign as your king and return the crown to the Celestial Sisters.
  • Everyone cheers at the procliament.
  • Kevin: And furthermore, I am sad to say that my engagement to Princess Applebloom who is another victim of that snake dude's wicked plan is offically off!
  • Bon-Bon: "In hindsight, you would've looked like a pedopile if you married her, so it's propbuly for the best."
  • Kevin: "Also, I am not doing the C.E.O. thing anymore."
  • Everyone was confused.
  • Kevin: "I desided that, Doloris might do better with the company and run things better then I would ever do and on top of the marrage thing, a love between a little filly and a crane would never work-out."
  • Doloris: Oh, Finally! Its about time I got the company for my self..... But I promise not to get too excited and screw things up, Kevin.
  • Norm: Well, I guess you in charge won't be so bad.
  • Doloris: I will offer, alot of changes though.
  • Edword: "Already this is going downhill."
  • Kevin: Aslo, before I start my career as a rockstar/gangsta rapper, I will first pay off my debts to the Shell Louge Squad, The High Council and the people of Equestria, starting with Fluttershy's wing fracture surgery.
  • Everyone was in awe of this.
  • Kevin: It's sort of a long story...

Yet Another few minutes of explaining later...

  • Kevin: All in a nutshell, thats what the louge did to get me cured and foil Cobra's plan and on top of that, I totally cussed him before my failed escape attempt.
  • evryone laughed!
  • Kevin: "I know, he probably didn't saw that coming, right? So, that's it then. Ex-King/CEO/Now Inspiring Musicion out y'all, PEACE!"
  • Everyone cheers!
  • Crane: You did the right thing Kev. Dad's spirit would finally rest. Mom would be proud. And I'm glad to have a brother again.
  • Kevin: Thanks Crane, for everything. If you and your misfit friends didn't come on the scene, I'd still be under that snake's corruption and I'd really be in trouble.
  • Donald: Yeah well, just don't make a habbit out of it!
  • Evreyone laughs.
  • Lord Shen: Indeed. (To Alex and Marty) Allright gentlemen. Now that we got this entire madness out of the way, I do believe we have the matter of a punishment for hurting Fluttershy's wings, reckless driving and arguing to disguss.
  • Alex: "Oh no."
  • Marty: "Aw man, he remembered it on his own!"
  • Boss Wolf: Oh, you guys aren't really going to like this one!

Dragon Temple

  • Lord Shen and Boss Wolf hold a couple of mops and some buckets filled with soaped water for Alex and Marty.
  • Marty: "Aw man!"
  • Alex: "Relax, I'm sure it can't get worse from here."
  • Lord Shen: Now, Lion and Zebra, see to it that you get the entire training room floor spotless. All must be ready for the purple one's next kung fu training session with Shifu, the Panda and the Furious Five. Oh, and while your at it, be sure to ferbreze Kairi's bedroom, do all of her chores, and Zebra, see into it, that you get your donkey cousin's pen cleaned as well.
  • Boss Wolf: Yeah, the last thing we need after what we went through is the temple stinking up for a week. Phew! You can make skunks hold their noses.
  • Lord Shen: Start with cleaning the training room floors. Do not dissapoint me.
  • Icky: Well, glad it's not me, Fidget and Iago this time!
  • Familiar Voice: Hey, y'all got room for one more? (Shen turns to see Applebloom with sponges on her little hooves)
  • Alex: "Applebloom, what are you doing here?"
  • Applejack showed up.
  • Applejack: She wanted to make it up to Spongebob and Patrick for hurting them while she's still under Cobra's corruption. And on top of that, she told me that she'll to anything for yall since we're still friends. Plus, she went back to the Crusaders. She'll be trying to get her cutie mark again once this here chore is finish.
  • Skipper: Now there's a filly who knows how to accept responsibillty.
  • Lord Shen: Well then, you are more then welcome. You will be a big help with the Lion and Zebra when we get to Kairi's room and the donkey's pen. Penguins, see that those two don't dissapoint me, is that clear?
  • Skipper: You can count on us, peacock!
  • Marty: "Apple B, you have no idea what you just got yourself into."
  • Applebloom: Well, I have to do this. After evreything Cobra put me and Kevin through, I still want ya'll to be my friends.
  • Applejack: I hear ya, lil' sister. What better way to express friendship then help with a little cleaning?
  • Alex: She does have a point.
  • Spongebob: And Applebloom, you don't need to apologize for hurting me and Patrick, It's ok. We know you weren't yourself.
  • Kowalski: Well said, Spongebob.
  • Lord Shen: Now then. The purple one's training session begins in 30 minitues. Start cleaning the floors and see that it's spotless when your done! (Leaves with Boss Wolf)
  • Alex: "Ok, you clean that spot, I get here."
  • Applebloom: Roger. I'm gonna be excited when we get to doing Kairi's bedroom and chores.
  • Marty: But we're also cleaning that stinky pen of my cousin's (Donkey comes in hearing this)
  • Donkey: "Aw come on, it's not THAT bad! is it?"
  • Puss n Boots: Technically, my friend, those waffles you ate along with those burritos you ate for lunch didn't agree with your digestive system.
  • Spongebob: Eew.
  • Puss n Boots: And currently, Kairi's room didn't exactly smell like a basket of roses either.
  • Applebloom: Oh, why did I have to fell in love with a bird?
  • Spongebob: It's ok, Applebloom. We all do stuff we aren't proud off. Say, I Wonder how Cobra's doing ever since his anti-paradise scheme on Equestria back fired on him anyway?

Epilogue

Villain Leage castle.

  • A HUGE SCREAM WAS HEARD WITHIN IT!
  • Teen Mang: (to Xemnas and Saix while holding somthing behind his back) What's going on in there? Is L.C still upset about his anti-paradise scheme on Equestria backfiring on him?
  • Xemnas: "What do you think?"
  • Teen Mang gasps to see Cobra ticked off, casting random spells with his non-darkspawn maddallion!
  • Lord Cobra: Those idiot misfits ruined everything!!!! I HATE THAT SEASPONGE MORE THEN EVER!!!! WHERE IS JUNJIE?!
  • Saix: "Sorry sir. I made good on my promise to sheild him from your wrath. He doesn't deserve un-nessersary abuse this time around."
  • Xigbar: Man, he's really ticked off!
  • Teen Mang: Hey guys. I got a little surprise for L.C that will cheer him up and make him forget this whole thing. You guys remember that christmas party the louge had last year?
  • Jafar: "Beg your pardon?"
  • Teen Mang: Well, this is going to make you guys laugh your guts out. You see, last christmas I snuck into the temple without evreybody noticing me, thanks to my invincibility spell and I filmed Spongebob compelety naked and messed up on alcoholic eggnog thanks to that zebra, Marty, adding booze in there on my Iphone along with these photos. (Laughs) Freakin halarious and classic!
  • Oogie Boogie: "Oh, this I have to see!"
  • Saix: But first we must calm Cobra down and let him see this first.
  • Teen Mang: Hey L.C
  • Lord Cobra: Go away please, Mini-Me! I am not in a happy mood right now!
  • Teen Mang: But I got somthing that will cheer you up and make you forget your anti-paradise plan on Equestria once and for all!
  • Lord Cobra: What the deuce are you talking about?
  • Hades: "Apearently, the kid claims he has conatined embrassasing footage of the sea sponge."
  • Mirage: Did I just hear Cobra's little evil twin containing some embarassing footage of my Father's final ingrediant for the χ-blade?
  • Master Xehanort: Yes, boy. Do clue us all in.
  • Teen Mang: Ok. L.C., fellow villain leagers, be prepared to have your minds blown! (Puts a dvd in a player. screen shows Teen Mang's video and photos of Spongebob naked and drunk.)
  • Lord Cobra: Good Lord! (Laughs) That is absoulty Classic!
  • All of the Villains join in.
  • Hades: Now THAT is Funny!
  • Teen Mang: (Laughing) I know! I KNOW!!! So what do you think L.C.?
  • Lord Cobra: "Totally makes me overlook the setback!"
  • Mirage: What setback?
  • Teen Mang: It's sort of a long story but we don't have much time to explain since this episode is about to come to a close.
  • Lord Cobra: Come and give me a hug you alternate teenage version of me! (Teen Mang hugs him as the Villains go "Awwww!") Mini-Me, you totally complete me!

Meanwhile, in a barracaded room.

  • Junjie was in a fetal position, scared out of his wits.
  • Junjie: "Why did Malefor ever hired that crazy possable down-syndrome twat?"

THE END

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