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Allick Joel Farseam
Captain Farseam
Vital statistics
Title Captain Farseam, Brother of Baron Farseam, AUU Captain Flynt (OUU Residents)
Gender Male
Race/Species Grassland Zibetoy (Zibetus arvensis)
Faction Independent Space Pirate
Description Insane, Insulter, Arsonist, Greedy, Mean, High Temper, Mad
Skills and Abilities Natural Animal Abilities, Fire-Retardant Suit, Flame Shields, Incendiary Weaponry, Fires of Nodmir Spaceship, Pirate Crew
Status Still at Large
Location Alternate UUniverses
  • Far Reach, Luiter (Theta Universe, Inbaralt Sector, Beofynzeny System) (Hometown)
  • Liar's Glade, Creenus (Theta Universe, Inbaralt Sector, Beofynzeny System) (Hiding Residence)
Alignment Greedy Evil
Captain Allick J. Farseam is an Alternate UUniversal Zibetoy from Planet Luiter. He is a very tempered, insane, and utterly greedy and sadistic space pirate and the brother of Baron Farseam who raided all the planets in the Beofynzeny System for technology not only to sell, but also to improve his career, and his ship, the Fires of Nodmir, which has deadly fire capabilities. He stole and traded technology from even Armatage and Huncus right under the nose of Awesome Jaxtom, and he was a masterful arsonist who liked to burn his victims with a flame cannon and other incendiary weapons, and is a massive alcoholic, drinking fire wine which is extremely flammable and many times almost killed him considering he becomes volatile when using his fire-based arsenal, regardless of a flame shield. He still fights well with his wormy Brittoid first and second mates Boom and Blast as the two have no legs and they are instead replaced with jets and they are powerful demolitionists, especially since he became the leader of the 'Pirate Guild', which loots and raids on a massive scale, for the Banditry founded by Gozzog the Corporate. He is the AUU version of Borderlands Captain Flynt, but has the same vulgar voice and attitude of Mad Mario.

History

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Abilities

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Quotes

  • "THE LITTLE SLAGLICK S***!!"
  • "GODDAMN DAMMIT ALL TO HELL'S BOUNDLESS LEVELS IN THE RANCID S****Y CLUSTER!!! *Brief heavy breathing* This ain't over, turd mountains! WE'LL BE BACK TO S*** ON YOUR INNARDS!!!!"
  • "I'ma gonna kill ya, rape ya, and I'ma gonna piss, dance, and stomp on your carrion sacks for HOURS!!!!"
  • "WE AIN'T HAD NO BAGS'A MEAT TO ******** **** ******** IN YEEEEEEEEEEARS!!! It was A S*** LOADA FUN TO TORTURE THIS RUSTY TALKING TRASH CAN, BUT YOU CAN ONLY STICK INTESTINES INTO HIS BUCKET FOR SO LONG!!! (Bilge: IT WAS JUST A QUESTION, MISTER FARSEAM!!!!) That's CAPTAIN Farseam to you, screwdriver sucker!"
  • "It's our new torture dolls, boys!!! Let's GET HOT!!!"
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