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Cheerimac All Over Again is the 6th Episode of Season 3B of the SpongeBob and Friends Adventures Chronicles series. Sugar Belle and Big Mac have been together for quite a while. But the reason why Cheerilee isn't so sour about Big Mac's affair is because they actually divorced not too long after Chrysalis' defeat, because they discovered that they really didn't have much in common as they only loved each other because the love poison had a hard time dying off with the effects. They decided they should see other people, and they did. Though Cheerilee is too late as her choice to get her old griffin boyfriend another love interest has already started blossoming. As a result, she's now starting to wish for a very special somepony of her own, as being together with Big Mac seems to have made her a little lonely. Thus, the CMCs decide to help out again, this time not screwing around with a love poison, finding one in the form of a pure hippogriff named Halo Jump, who has been eyeing her since he moved to Ponyville. But the problem is that Cheerilee's brother, Jeerilee, who works for the food corporation called GMO Inc. that haunts the apple family, was hoping that his sister's marriage to Big Mac would help revolutionize the corporation as he likes the family's products so much, as it could only be shared with them through a contract, which couldn't be signed before the divorce. Feeling that his mean boss would have his cutie mark for failing to progress the company, he has no choice but to use the love potion on them and get them back together again. And he actually makes the love potion the right way, and it works, causing Sugar Belle to be distraught at her love interest cheating on her. But the Lodgers, sticking around, notice that Big Mac and Cheerilee are not acting like themselves, as even though they still do their jobs well, they spend too much time together and it may result in their careers getting threatened, more importantly Cheerilee's when a cruel unicorn and Cheerilee's predecessor named Cold Ironheart comes by and it's revealed by the returning Starswirl the Bearded that her family seeks to turn Equestria into a proactive aggressive nation after the events of the 2017 Movie by brainwashing children into having no weakness and forsaking the magic of friendship itself. What will they do?

Transcript

Chapter 1: A Tale Of A Happy Marriage Tragically, But Not Sadly, Ending

Ponyville, Aftermath of Hard To Say Anything.

  • Cheerilee was seen with Matilda, Ms. Cake, and Spoiled Rich as they were seen to have had fun from a married girl's day out as they leave the train station.
  • Matilda: "Another fine married mares romp that ended well in our adventure in manehatten!"
  • Ms. Cake: "Oh yes, but I think it's about time I go back to Carrot Cake. Pound and Pumpkin are probably overwhelming him!"

Sugercube Corner.

  • Mr. Cake was running from an army of giant living Toys as Pinkie Pie was riding on a toy dragon to try and save him!
  • Pinkie Pie: "I TOLD YOU THAT MILK HAD TOO MUCH SUGER, MR. CAKE?!"
  • Mr. Cake: "I KNOW?! I'M SORRY I DIDN'T TOOK YOUR ADVICE?!"

Back to the Married Couple.

  • Spoiled Rich: "I would imagine why. A shame we didn't get Princess Candence to join us, what with being a ruler and having to manage that little high-uptake requiring tyke of her's, Flurry Heart. I kinda question the name choice, admittingly. Is calling her after the disaster she caused meant to be a secret punishment, and/or that it was because Shining Armor liked McFlurries?"
  • Mrs. Cake: I agree! It's like calling your kid Katrina or Sandy after surviving a hurricane.
  • Spoiled Rich: I KNOW!!
  • Cheerilee: "Now, Spoiled, Mrs. Cake, you're both looking too much into it. Candence and Shining Armor would not be as shallow to do so. And Flurry's really actually a sweetheart when you get to know her."
  • Matilda: "Ohhh, I wish I didn't ended-up separating from Cranky for so many years. I would've loved having children."
  • Spoiled Rich: "Ya know, my husband was able to get that old orphanage Malevolent Flames once ruined up and running again. There's always adoption."
  • Matilda: "Oh, but me and Cranky are now too old to raise children. Besides, adoption, while still a good thing, is not the same as having created your own children. (Sighs), At least my sister got to marry and now her daughter is married and had children. At least I get to have grandchildren."
  • Ms. Cake: "That leaves only you Cheery, on the children department."
  • Cheerilee: "Oh, Big Mac and I are still, waiting on that."
  • Spoiled Rich: "... Ohhhh. You mean, you two haven't, ya know, made, "Whoopie", as the "Modest" would say if they were less mature?"
  • Cheerilee: "Well, my father was VERY traditionalist, he wanted me and Mac to, do it, when it is authentic. It would be too soon to just, do it so soon. Also, we have to be considerate of the show's canon and-"
  • Spoiled Rich: "(Scoffs), THAT, is a VERY risky game your playing, Cheerilee!"
  • Matilda: "Spoiled, we talked about not pressuring her!"
  • Ms. Cake: "Yeah!"
  • Cheerilee: "Pardon?"
  • Spoiled Rich: "The thing about men is that they are designed to be driven to mate! It's what nature designed them for! And it's why we mares have our, assets! For the purpose of procreating and ensuring a new generation to take over for us due to our mortality! Males are basically animals that the law against Beastiality pardons! They need mares to secure their seed into, and mares need children to prove that the males BELONGS to them! Call it, a biological status bling you have to take care of!"
  • Cheerilee: ".... Well considering your name's "Spoiled Rich", I'm not too surprised by your sour opinions on how marriage and having children works. But it makes me worry about Tiara's upbringing even more than the day the Crusaders got their cutie marks!"
  • Spoiled Rich: "Oh don't get me wrong! I care for Tiara despite my demand to have her perfect! Like how Mrs. Cake cares for her children and how Matilda cares for her grandchildren! But darling, don't make any mistakes! Males are all about thinking about mating! If they felt that the current female can't provide, they'll instinctually end up being bored of you, even if they're as polite as Big Mac. The minute he runs into a much more interesting mare, kiss your marriage good-bye."
  • Cheerilee: "(Scoffs offended) If you weren't technically my boss, I'd smack you in the caboose!"
  • Spoiled Rich: "Well good thing that I am by a margin, being apart of the school board."
  • Mrs. Cake: "Oh try not to take her too seriously, she is a competitive mare after all!"
  • Matilda: "I mean come now, Big Mac is not the kind to cheat on you."
  • Cheerilee: "I know that. But, we have been, distant, lately."
  • Spoiled Rich: "(Quietly) Not a good siiiiiign. (Gets shoved by Mrs. Cake)."
  • Ms. Cake: "Oh will you hush up!? Cheerilee has nothing to worry about!"
  • Spoiled Rich looked at a certain direction and gasped a bit!
  • Spoiled Rich: "Oh no, ladies? Then may I present the court... (Points intensely) EXHIBIT A!! (Points to Big Mac enjoying a classy meal with Suger Belle).
  • The trio but Cheerilee gasped!
  • Cheerilee looked incredibly heart-brokened!
  • Matilda: (Scoffs), Men these days! In my day, men honored their vows and stick to them!
  • Ms. Cake: "... Oh dear... How will Applejack respond to Big Mac having dishonest ways?"
  • Spoiled Rich: "I think it's Cherilee you should worry more about having an uncouth reaction..."
  • Cheerilee was slowly walking up to the table Mac and Suger Belle were in...
  • Matilda: "Ohhhh boy, he's REALLY going to get it now."
  • Big Mac and Suger Belle saw her, Big Mac suddenly gotten a face of worry!
  • Big Mac: "... Ohhhhhh apple fritters! Uh, Cheerilee, I can explain-"
  • Cheerilee was crying and shedding tears wildly!
  • Cheerilee: "HOW COULD YOU DO THIS TO YOUR WIFE, BIG MAC?! I THOUGHT, I THOUGHT I MEANT THE WORLD FOR YOU?! I, (PULLS OUT A JEWELED APPLE), I EVEN GOT THIS JEWELED APPLE FOR YOU AS A SPECIAL GIFT FOR YOU?! I FIGURED YOU WOULD LOVE IT BEING THAT YOU RUN AN APPLE FARM?! BUT, I GUESS IT'S LIKE WHAT SPOILED RICH SAID?! THAT BECAUSE WE DIDN'T HAD SEX, YOU WENT TO SEE THIS, RANDOM FLOOSY, WHO I ASSUME IS FROM STARLIGHT'S TOWN?! I'M SORRY IF MY FATHER MADE YOU BORED OF ME, I, I HOPE SHE MAKES YOU HAPPY?! (RUNS OFF CRYING WHILE DROPPING HER ITEMS?!)"
  • Suger Belle turned from a shocked expression to a fit of anger!
  • Suger Belle: "..... You..... Were........ MARRIED?!"
  • Big Mac: "Uh, duh, I can explain-"
  • Suger Belle smacked his face with a custard pie!
  • Suger Belle charged off running, fighting back her own crying fit!
  • Matilda, Ms. Cake, and Spoiled Rich all approach Big Mac.
  • Matilda: "..... CHARLATAN?! (Smacks Big Mac)!"
  • Ms. Cake: "UNCULTURED BRUTE?! (Hits him with a cake!)"
  • Spoiled Rich: "(Big Mac looks at Spoiled Rich and shield himself from any retaliation from her) Oh, I'm above physical violence, so don't worry about any ill from me. However, I'm sure the Apple Family would be VERY interested to know about your little..... Affair."
  • Big Mac: "...... Please don't."
  • Spoiled Rich: "And let you go off without a warning?! Not, even, ONCE!"

Sweet Apple Acres.

  • Applejack: "HE DID WHAT?!"
  • Spoiled Rich: "Me and the ladies saw it with our own eyes! Big Mac cheated on her like a callous brute?!"
  • Applejack: "(Was turning a dark apple red in rage) Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr?! BIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIG MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAC?! (It echos so intensely, all of Equestria heard that rage!)"

Fluttershy's cottage.

  • Discord: "..... Uh, has anyone else heard that?"
  • Death Coffin: "I FELT THAT?!"
  • Fluttershy: "OH GOODNESS, APPLEJACK?!"

Rainbow Dash's house.

  • Rainbow Dash: "Ohhhhhh boy. What happened now?"

Rarity's Bonqite.

  • Rarity saw that her shop was a mess from Applejack's scream.
  • Rarity: ".... I swear, if it's another Vampire Fruit Bat fiasco, I'll be the first one to back Fluttershy!"

Suger Cube Corner.

  • Pinkie was still on the toy dragon as she gasped!
  • Pinkie: "SORRY MR. CAKE, BUT ONE OF MY FRIENDS NEED ME?! (Flies off with the toy dragon)!"
  • Mr. Cake: "WAIT?! WHAT ABOUT ME?!"
  • Mr. Cake was seen hanging on a ceiling lamp as the toys still try to get him!
  • Pinkie: "I'LL BE BACK WITH REINFORCEMENTS, I PINKIE-PROMISE! (Flies out!)"
  • Mr. Cake: "...... Oh, poopie."

Twilight's Castle.

  • Twilight and Starlight quickly charged out!
  • Starlight: "Good Celestia, what ticked off Applejack so greatly that she made the scream that can be heard around the world, let alone Equestria!?"
  • Twilight: "I don't know, but I hope it's nothing serious?!"

Sweet Apple Acres.

  • Applejack was seen raging mad and bucking like a bronco to the shock of Matilda, Ms. Cake & even Spoiled Rich who was hiding behind the other two cowardly!
  • Spoiled Rich: "What is WRONG WITH HER!?"
  • Ms. Cake: "I'm guessing that MAYBE IT WASN'T OUR PLACE TO TALK ABOUT THIS TO BIG MAC'S FAMILY?! APPLEJACK TENDS TO FEEL VERY STRONGLY ABOUT FAMILY MEMBERS GOING BAD?!"
  • Matilda: "I CAN SEE THAT!!"
  • Twilight, Starlight, Fluttershy, Rainbow Dash, and Rarity all arrived!
  • They all saw Applejack raging out!
  • Fluttershy: "Oh please don't tell me the Vampire Fruit Bats got disobedient again?!"
  • Rainbow Dash: "The trees are still fine, so it's obviously not that!"
  • Starlight: "Then what gives?!"
  • Applejack looks at Starlight!
  • Applejack: "YOOOOU?!"
  • Starlight: "OH SHI- (Applejack pounces onto her)"
  • Applejack: "WHY DID YA HAD TO FOUND A TOWN THAT HOUSED THAT, WHORE, SUGAR BELLE?!"
  • Starlight: "WHAT IN TARTARUS ARE YOU RANTING ABOUT?!"
  • Applejack: "WELL APPARENTLY MY BROTHER IS A GOOD FER NOTHING CHEATING SNAKE?! HE WAS CAUGHT EATING LUNCH WITH HER IN THE RESTAURANT, GIVING HER GOOGLY EYES AND WHAT NOT AND HER DOING THE SAME WITH HIM?!"
  • The Main Group gasped!
  • Pinkie arrived on the Toy Dragon!
  • Pinkie: "I already turned on my super hearing this morning and heard everything! Ride on my steed!"
  • Ms. Cake: "... DO I EVEN WANNA KNOW WHERE YOU GOT A GIANT TOY DRAGON FROM?! AND FOR THAT MATTER, IS THAT POUND AND PUMPKIN'S DRAGON?!"
  • Pinkie: "I'LL EXPLAIN EVERYTHING LATER?! (Takes her friends and zooms off!)"
  • Spoiled Rich: "..... Well, at least things won't be boring around here."
  • Matilda and Ms. Cake gave her a "Seriously" face.
Are you fucking serious?

Are you fucking serious?

Ponyville

  • A well suited Big Mac was anxiously awaiting the train to get out of Ponyville has he had alot of bags!
  • ???: "BIGGGGGGGGGGGG MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAC?!"
  • Big Mac looked up and saw the Main 7 on a toy dragon!
  • Applejack: "(GETS SCARY ANGRY LIKE BROKEN PROMISE PINKIE PIE) YA DIRTY CHEATING SNAKE?!"
  • Big Mac yelps wimpfully as he got into the train as it quickly rode off!
  • Rarity: "He already gotten onto the Train to Appleloosa?!"
  • Applejack: "..... Then I know someone who can help us catch that train?!"

The Applosian Desert.

  • The Train was already on its way.
  • Big Mac was in relief that he was safe.
  • Big Mac: "Okay, Big Mac. When you arrive at Applelossa, Just go to Dodge Junction, work for miss Cherry Blossom, and wait for this to blow over. Ya don't have to worry anymore, ya'll're safe."
  • A stampede was heard.
  • Big Mac looked up the window and saw the Buffalo Tribe hot on the train's trail!
  • Big Mac: "WHAT THE?!"
  • Little Strongheart and Chief Thunderhooves were leading the charge!
  • Little Strongheart jumped on top of Thunderhooves and hopped onto some of the Buffalo, as the stampede reached where Big Mac was!
  • Big Mac: "YIPE?! (Runs!)"
  • Little Strongheart leaped into the window to the surprise of the pony passengers and entered in doing a somersault! Then Little Strongheart proceeded to chase after Big Mac across the train to the surprise of the train stuff!
  • Ticket Inspector/Conductor: "HEY, BUFFALO, YOU NEED A TICKET TO BE ON THIS TRAIN?!"
  • Big Mac reaches the top of the caboose and runs, Little Strongheart quickly getting on top acrobatically!
  • Big Mac ran across the train! Little Strongheart chased her!
  • The Train reached Appleloosa as Big Mac quickly jumped off and crashed-landed!
  • Big Mac continued running!
  • Braeburn, Cherry Blossom, and the Sheriff were seen as Big Mac ran to them!
  • Big Mac: "BRAEBURN, MISS CHERRY, SHERIFF, YA'LL GOT TO HELP ME, I THINK THE BUFFALO WERE-PROVOKED AGAIN, BECAUSE THEY WERE CHASING ME?!"
  • Braeburn, Cherry Blossom, and the Sheriff all looked intensely at Big Mac!
  • Braeburn: "(In Thorax's voice) Oh it's THAT right, huh?! (The trio revealed themselves to be Thorax, Pharynx (Pre-To Change a Changeling) and Anntena)"
  • Thorax: "WELL MAYBE IT'S BECAUSE THEY ARE FEELING VERY UPSET RIGHT NOW BECAUSE OF SOMETHING YOU DID?!"
  • The Applossians turned into the really cheesed off Changelings!
  • Big Mac: "DAAAAH?! (Runs off before any Changeling can grab him!)"
  • Pharynx: "DON'T LET HIS CHEATING ASS GET-AWAY?!"
  • Big Mac was heading towards the town exit, but Ember and her Dragon Elite blocked it off, and cracked their knuckles respectively!
  • Big Mac yelped and tried to get away, but the Buffalo and the Changelings already blocked out his escape!
  • Big Mac: "WHAT'S GOING ON?! WHY ARE YOU ALL AFTER ME?!"
  • ???: "BECAUSE WE ASKED THEM TO?!"
  • Applejack and friends showed up.
  • Applejack: "..... Big Mac...... YOU NEED TO ANSWER TO THE APPLE ELDERS, BECAUSE YOU COMMITED THE CRIME OF ADULTERY?!"
  • Big Mac: "Aw come now, Applejack, can't we just make this a private Apple Family matter?!"
  • Applejack: "...... IT, IS, A PRIVATE APPLE FAMILY MATTER?! It-concerns ALL APPLES, NOT JUST ME, YOU AND GRANNY SMITH?! YOU KNOW HOW WE APPLES FEEL ABOUT OUR DIRTY LAUNDRY AND HOW SERIOUSLY WE TAKE THE SANCTITY OF MARRIAGE, with some modern changes alchourse, AND HOW WE DON'T TAKE KINDLY TO ADULTERY?!"
  • Big Mac: "I, I can explain!"
  • Applejack: "SAVE IT FER THE GRAND APPLE CORE, YOU SNAKE?!"

Ancestral Apple Family Grounds.

  • Big Mac was seen before a series of Apple Elders.
  • The Oldest Apple Clan Member, a very old pony with an extremely long beard and with the cutie mark of an apple seed, the Grand Apple Core, was seen.
  • Oldest Apple: "I, Johnny Appleseed, The Grand Apple Core, will now judge Big Macintosh of Ponyville, for the crime of adultery and cheating on a sacred marriage!"
  • Big Mac: "Look, your coreness, I would like to explain!"
  • The Grand Apple Core: "..... Then speak. What justification do you have to VIOLATE the sanctity of marriage, based on rules that DIDN'T get replaced due to changing times like the acceptance of homosexuals and what-not? Or else, this court will have to sentence ya'll ta black sheep status if ya failed to-"
  • ???: I OBJECT! (Cheerilee herself came in)
  • Twilight:... Cheerilee? What're you doing here?
  • Cheerilee: Your-honor-...... Wait... What is this place? Why are we in some random mock trial scenario?
  • Applejack: It's... Kind of a long story. We Apples... Have been following tradition so closely, we kinda have traditionalist judge family members who... Kinda dislikes our ways being deviated, whether it's deviating during Winter Wrap-Ups if you inherit a horn, or even commit adultery, like here.
  • Cheerilee:... That sounds like QUITE the skeleton in the closet, Miss Applejack! Something like that seems a little unlike you.
  • Applejack: Hey, why do you think we don't talk about 'em much? Anyway, why're you here?
  • Cheerilee: I... I already KNEW Big Mac was cheating on me.
  • Everyone: WHAT?!?
  • Cheerilee: It's true. Our love DID blossom thanks to a love poison after all. Remember the love poison used on that prince and princess? Yeah, they DID get their love curse undone when the effects of the poison got to their friends, and... Later on, they stopped behaving like how we were when under its effects. Soon enough, they decided to end on a' divorce. So... I was hoping to do the same as soon as Big Mac started to grow out of it, too. Even Big Mac agreed to it.
  • Applejack:... THEN WHY WERE YOU SO UPSET WHEN YOU SAW THEM AT THAT DINER?!?
  • Cheerilee: Because I wanted to wait for such a divorce to work out. I knew Big Mac was seeing Sugar Belle, but I just wanted to make sure we could make our love for each other fade away. I realized that this was all because his little sister wanted me to have a coltfriend, but didn't let me make that choice on my own. But... The love poison's effects had a hard time dying. It's like how break-ups go. You just need to get used to it, and we didn't want anypony to see that we were... Well, committing this infidelity. But, when we ended up being in the wrong place at the wrong time, then... We, you see, when we were under the effects of that love poison, we were... Embarrassed.
  • Applebloom: Eh, I don't blame ya! We still gag at what yall' said to each other.
  • Cherilee: We wanted to make it look dramatic until we can find a perfect opportunity to admit it. We... We just didn't expect it to go to... THIS level! The love poison was starting to fade away, and the best way to tell it was is to see your partner fall in love with another. As the effects wore off... We had to make it work without shying away that event.... We were hoping to do this in a regular court and withhold the information until it was time... But then it turns out Applejack has this CRAZY side of the family! Not helping that Spoiled Rich had to go and opened her big mouth!
  • Everyone looks at Spoiled scornly as she shyed away!
  • Applejack: Eh, sucks, I'm sorry. I'm just very sensitive about Apple Traditions, is all. I admit, it's crazy sometimes, too, but they've helped us many times before. We apples just prefer to handle family problems in the privacy of the family. So... We had to get our OWN court, because, we felt that one of our own can be abit more trusted to deal with family matters better then outsider judges. It was originally gonna be brief, but..... Well, some extreme traditionalist decided we keep this just in case of other crazy complications, and they've been judging our family ever since. Again, we didn't talk about them because it made our family look dark.
  • Cherilee: So... At least you all saved me trouble of actually paying for a divorce... But... Am I to assume this place is legal enough to allow me such... And is it cheaper than the other?
  • Grand Apple Core: "Oh, it is reckindsed as a legal court system, just, abit more private. This IS an Apple Family Affair after all. And there be no needed fer fees. Again, private and independent court."
  • Cheerilee: "Oh good, cause, well, us knowing about this is not the only reason we have to.... Well, since it happened on a canon episode, Hasbro.... Has kinda declared our marriage uncanon, ergo, it has to be declared jessed. We kinda have to divorce on their request."
  • A Hasbro Lawyer shows up!
  • Hasbro Lawyer: "That much is true your honor. All Fanons have to discontinued what they put out as jessed because Canon as trumped it."
  • The Grand Apple Core: ".... This true, Big Mac? Were you two just going through the Love Poison having a difficult time dying out this whole?"
  • Big Mac: "(Sighs)..... I'm afraid so. I'm sorry I didn't say anything, because..... Well alot of ponies thought we was a cute couple, so, we decided to humor them for abit, and then end with a divorce, but..... Then I saw Suger Beele and..... I guess the love poison died quicker in me because I instantly fell for her. Cheerilee just, ended up having the love poison take, abit longer than planned."
  • The Grand Apple Core: "..... I see. Then I'm afraid this a'means that your marriage was illegit. Well Big Mac, under the accepted legal powers of Equestria, I hereby sentence ya'll to be officially divorced with Miss Cheerilee. Her family will be compensated with the golden apples of no hard feelings."
  • The Grand Apple Core smacked an apple-shaped hammer.

Ponyville.

  • The group walked down.
  • Cheerilee: "..... Mac, I'm so sorry for chasing poor Suger Belle away like that."
  • Big Mac: "Don't worry, Miss Starlight was generous enough to talk with her about it."
  • Pinkie: "How's about we let you two talk it out. Mr. Cake still needs help with the toys!"
  • The Main 6 trotted off!
  • Cheerilee: "..... Admittingly Big Mac, the Love Poison may still, linger for awhile, so, don't worry too much about me acting alittle.... Less Cheery. Poison-caused depression was a common side-effect."
  • Big Mac: "Well, still, I meant no serious harm, cause you looked seriously hurt by that-"
  • Cheerilee: "Don't worry, that drama was mostly Love Poison talk..... And, me taking what Spoiled Rich's comments atad to seriously, admittingly, though chalk that one up for the Love Poison too, I guess."
  • Big Mac: "..... If it's any consolation, (Brings up the apple jewel) I do liked the apple jewel ya gave me."
  • Cheerilee: "Well, I, suppose, it may as well serve as a goodbye present, all things considered."
  • Big Mac and Cheerilee gave a hug, then both went their separate ways.
  • This was seen by a resting crow with a carrot head, as it flew off with a caw.

Chapter 2: Cheerilee Works Blue/Main 7 Concerned

Present

  • In the School, Cheerilee arrived a total mess with bloodshot eyes.
  • Cheerilee entered the classroom to the students surprise.
  • Cheerlee: "(Kinda slurred) Okay, children. I'm kinda tired, so, go have recess, I need a private place to cry in my sleep."
  • Silver Spoon: "...... Wow, that love poison does NOT wanna die!"
  • The Students left.
  • The Crusaders looked concerned.
  • The Students were already outside.
  • Scootaloo: "Okay, I know that love poison inside her is stubbern, BUT IT'S ALREADY LATE INTO 2017?! HOW IS THAT STILL AROUND?!"
  • Applebloom: "And how did Big Mac's went away quicker?"
  • Sweetie Belle: "..... Maybe, it has something to do with true love...."
  • Applebloom: "...... Pardon?"
  • Sweetie Belle: "Well, maybe Suger Belle truthfully appealed more to Big Mac, and Cheerilee was yet able to have somepony to appeal more to her."
  • Scootaloo: "..... THAT'S IT! WE NEED TO FIND SOMEONE TO APPEAL MORE TO HER?!"
  • Applebloom/Sweetie Belle:... Seriously?
  • Scootaloo: Look, I know, but this time, we're not getting any love potions or poisons involved. It's clear that Cherilee NEEDS a very special somepony.
  • Applebloom:... Didn't she used to date a hippogriff?
  • Scootaloo: Yeah, but she offered him to another one, and they just got engaged. Now... She's clearly lonely because that love poison is not going to die.... I don't know about you two, but... We NEED to bring this up to Twilight. If anypony knows about the physics of this love poison, it's her.

Twilight's Castle

  • Starswirl:... I say! You completed THIS spell?!? I've been trying to perfect it for AGES! It was gonna be among my BIGGEST achievements!... You CLEARLY earned those wings!
  • Twilight: Thank you, Starswirl!
  • ???: TWILIGHT?!? (The CMC came in)
  • Twilight: Girls?
  • Starswirl:... Who are these?
  • Twilight: Just young sisters of two of my friends, one of them having a sisterly bond to another one of my friends.
  • Starswirl:... My word, I haven't seen THOSE cutie marks in a long time! They are SO rare and legendary to receive!
  • Applebloom:... Whose your friend?
  • Twilight:... Oh, right, we never told you! This is Starswirl the Bearded. He was apparently locked in limbo for a thousand years after... A misunderstanding.
  • Sweetie Belle:... Huh? All this time, I thought he turned into Discord for a never been spefificifyed reason.
  • Starswirl: Well I'm glad to disprove those thoeries and- (Shakes his head Flintstone sytile) DISCORD?!?
  • Discord: (He teleported in) You called- (He was taken back by the sight of Starswirl, and panicked in a similar fashion to the Mask before his Cuban Pete dance with his tongue, skull, and eyes popping out as he screamed) SON OF A BITCH, HE'S BACK?!
  • Starswirl: WHAT'RE YOU DOING HERE?!?
  • Discord: WHA-WHA-WHA-WHA-WHA-WHA-WHA-YIPE!!! (He teleported away but Starswirl teleported him back)... AW, COME ON, I HATE IT WHEN YOU DO THAT!! LET ALONE WHEN PEOPLE DO IT AT ALL?!
  • Twilight: STARSWIRL, CALM DOWN! Discord has been reformed!
  • Starswirl:... I never figured he COULD be reformed!
  • Discord:... Long story short, blame THIS guy! (He teleported in his brother's statue) He lied about you ponies treating us like crap because of what we did in the past, and tricked me into everything I did. Then Fluttershy made me learn the truth, and now, I'm... Well, I'm still a work in progress, to be honest, but I am improving.
  • Starswirl:... I don't believe you!
  • Discord: Hey, if I was STILL evil, why isn't this place a shisofrentic Wonderland by now?
  • Starswirl: "...... That's actually a good point."
  • Discord: Exactly, Gandolf pony! At this point, I've grown out of warping the land. I realized that laughing at others misfortune is, not just ethicly questionable now, but has came to be... Quite boring now. I still find ways to amuse myself, and I just warp the lands of people like the villain enemies we have. I mean, come on!
  • Starswirl: Okay, you made your point. Very well, I will pardon this, unexpected turn of events..... Though I wager this is Celestia's work. That mare has always taken questionable risks at a young age.
  • Discord: Tfff! You don't even know the half of it, Pony Dumbledore! Besides, I'm not in the mood to talk. We've dealt with a LOTTA s***. First, I get turned to stone, AGAIN, when we have a Friendship Festival just because Twilight and Starlight here had a drunken make-out session when stopping some wacky evil Changeling queen, because we had a HELLUVA MOVIE, AND I WASN'T INVITED TO BEAT THIS STORM KING FELLA, AND INSTEAD JUST PLAY WITH THE HEAD PART OF HIS SMASHED STONE BODY, AND A LONG WHILE BACK, WE DEAL WITH SOME WACKY CHANGELING HYBRID LIVING WITH INSECTS, AND HAD TO SEARCH THE HOMELANDS OF YOUR PILLARS BECAUSE THEY WERE APPARENTLY TIED TO THE STRONGEST DRAGON OF ALL TIME, AND... Well... Well, I'm not gonna pick apart everything that happened throughout the month, except the LAST part of Nightmare Night when we decided to watch a special something...

Cutaway

  • SilverQuill: (His video of Without Context: The My Little Pony Movie, was seen as all new characters except Storm King were seen reacting to it in expected ways)

Present

  • Discord: And I ended it by unloading candy all over the crowd and briefly turn the place into Willy Wonka's candy land for a while. Aside from that, life's been smooth. So, how did YOU come back, Starry? Did you come back in style?
  • Applebloom: (As they watched)... Are we being ignored?
  • Starswirl: Um, everypony, I think the children are still present.
  • Discord:... Oh, hey, I totally didn't see you three there! I forgot I was among you three as a CMC.
  • Scootaloo: Yeah, but only in the comics.
  • Sweetie Belle: We came here to ask you about the book you gave us which we used to make that love poison for Big Mac and Cherilee. Apparently, Cheerilee's love poison phase hasn't worn off, and she's still losing sleep and is lonely beyond belief.
  • Starswirl:... Love poison?... Did you happen to use the formula used by King Magella and Queen Lilac?
  • Scootaloo:... Depends, did the formula say tuft of cloud, rainbow glow, stirring fast with a Pegasus feather?
  • Starswirl: Yes. I was alive when they made it.
  • Applebloom:... Well, what a coincidence.
  • Twilight: I could've told you that.
  • Starswirl: Yes, but as somepony who saw their kingdom go to ruins because of it... AND as the one who saved them... I feel it's my duty to explain what I learned about that formula. Indeed, Hearts and Hooves Day started with a love potion. But that's not the whole story.

Flashback...

  • (Starswirl): You read the story further, and you'll see that the prince and princess couldn't perform their royal duties because of the love poison. However... That was no accident. The king... Was quite the disapproving monster. You see, his son was dating the daughter of somepony he hated. The spefics are, still debated, but is agreed that it was because the events took place during the closing days of the Windigo Ice Age. There was a clan of Unicorns who refused to heed to the decree of treating each other warmly. This heritage... Was descended from the tyrant Obsidious, the unicorn who ruled before King Bullion. The family didn't want to be involved with them since the apparent murder of the king, when really, he became a frightening essence of darkness that almost took Bullion's life. But when it was dubbed murder, the family tried to usurp Bullion, and got banished for it. One deviating member wished to forsake Obsidious' ways, by dating a member of the Unicorn Royal Family. Thus, when the truth was discovered by the king just after the end of the Ice Age... He started the holiday infamously. The family was supposed to have developed a love potion to prove the love that can make Equestria as it was being founded blossom, and while some part of that would become the Crystal Empire... Others would evolve in a chain of events that made Hearts and Hooves Day so appreciated. But the king... Made the dark original story that was left out in favor of the pleasant effects. And that... Was the development of the love poison. The king sabotaged the love potion and turned it into a love poison, and thus... Well... The rest you know about. The two couldn't perform their royal duties because of being lost in each other's eyes. Soon enough, the entire kingdom went into chaos, and the place was frozen by Windigoes. Though before the two could be killed, I stepped in and separated them for an hour and freed them of this spell, and deduced the sabotage, and had his father sent to prison. However... The love poison was not done. Apparently, the two didn't have that much in common as they thought, and that the prince ended up cheating on his wife as soon as he met a new mare, and thus the love poison's backup side effects wore off. Then the same thing occurred to the mare. They remained friends, but they got their wish of making peace between two warring nations, one of a dark heritage, and one of pure, as a couple.

Present

  • Starswirl:... To this day, ponies still cry when hearing the true story of Hearts and Hooves Day. That's why we prefer to talk about the positive origins instead of the grim ones.
  • Applebloom:... So that's it, then?
  • Starswirl: What's it?
  • Scootaloo: Well, our teacher and Applebloom's big brother had a little... Love poison incident, in no thanks to us trying to do something albeit helpful but not very advised. The two got married, but a couple of months back, the two divorced as the love poison wore off only half-way and they advised they see other ponies. Big Mac already found the love of his life, but Cheerilee... She's still sulking in loneliness.
  • Starswirl:... Then one of two things must happen: You can either find her the love of her life, and one that is truly the one that fits her just right... Or you can try and make her find a better purpose in life.
  • Applebloom: (The three looked at each other)... I dunno, we don't feel right looking for a very special somepony since we got her in that mess to begin with.
  • Starswirl: Well, the other choice was difficult even for me. Sometimes both can occur at the same time, and that cures indefinitely.
  • Scootaloo: Can't Discord fix it?
  • Discord: What am I, a genie? Okay, granted, I have been joked to basicly be a meaner MLP equilent to Aladdin's genie in this show time and time again, but that mean I can break that kind of logic. And even Genie couldn't do that! That was one of his traits ya know! Sometimes, when I do mind spells, they don't tend to go well. And given what I did to the Remane Five, I'd say you wouldn't like that.
  • Scootaloo: Remane? WHAT?!? REMA- MANE?!? DUDE, IS THAT A WORD PLAY?!? REMAIN-MANE, AS IN MAIN SIX, RE-REMAIN, YOU FFF-... IS THAT A TEXTUAL GAG YOU'RE TRYING TO DRILL IN OUR MINDS BY SPEAKING IT OUT LOUD?!? Wow, that was the lamest way to shorten 'Remaining Mane 5' EVER!... Of all time!
  • Discord: Ohhhhhh, give me a break, my mind's literal jelly of chaos! Plus, when it comes to unicorn potions, Starswirl was sure to keep me from using them against you in the case I should, oh, I dunno, USE THEM AGAINST YOU?!? And since Mayhem, I don't think the ponies can tolerate Draconequus bulls***, and look to Starswirl's visions for protection! Plus, I don't wanna insult your skills as Cutie Mark Crusaders by giving you a cheap solution, otherwise, MSM is gonna bitch at me for it, and then Scroopfan will try to justify their decidion, they'll argue for abit, and then MSM goes to write criticisums in the form of lines for an upcoming episode based on Fame and Misfortune, but for the Lougers, and then they'll kiss and make up until another needless controversey happens. (He gets out a neuralyzer and wipes the memories brought by that line)
  • Starswirl: Who?
  • Discord: Don't worry about that, it'll make even your intelligent mind explode like some crazy school equation.

Cutaway

  • (This played)
Imaginary Number I Robot Chicken Adult Swim

Imaginary Number I Robot Chicken Adult Swim

Reality

  • Discord: Anyway, in Deadpool's terms... DA PLOT DEMANDS IT! Chao! (He teleported away)
  • Sweetie Belle:... Sometimes, he can be a real jack!
  • Starlight and the others came in.
  • Starlight: "Well that sounded like we weren't the only ones concerned about Cheerilee. She started to look like a mess recently. She started to become drunk buddies with Berry Punch ever since she can no longer do Married Mares Romps with Matilda, Mrs. Cake and Spoiled Rich since, well, ya had to be married for that."
  • Rainbow Dash: "Oh, Berry Punch is actselly a drunkerd because of that one scene of drinking from the bowl? How, original."
  • Pinkie: "Also, that is SO Season 1/2 Continuity! So it's also retro!"
  • Twilight: "You're concerned about Cheerilee as well?"
  • Rarity: "More then that! There's a PTA meeting going on about this! The School Board is up to their ears about concerns of Cheerilee's growing, well, inadequacies. I'm worried her depressed sprial will lead her down to being out of the job and blacklisted from other schools!"
  • The CMC looked concern!
  • Scootaloo: "...... Miss..... Cheerilee..... Could be...... FIRED?!"
  • Applebloom: "THAT COULD DESTROY HER?!"
  • Applejack: "Well I'm sure it's not meant to, it's because those parents are worried that their foals aren't getting a proper education. If Cheerilee doesn't shape up, she may have to be replaced."
  • The CMC started to worry about ending up with a mean teacher, ot a strict teacher, or a mean strict teacher, or a mean strict teacher that hates fouls, or a leager in disgusie!
  • Fluttershy: "Is there anything we can do!"
  • Rarity: "Well I suppose we could start with getting Cheerilee off of the bottle and- (The group noticed a glow)..... (They saw that the Cutie Mark Crusaders' Cutie Marks are glowing)..... Am I seeing things, or is the map, summoning my little sister and her friends?"
  • The Crusaders looked at their flanks!
  • Applebloom: "THE MAP IS SUMMONING US?!"
  • Sweetie Belle: "OH IT'S BAD ENOUGH CHEERILEE IS IN TROUBLE, NOW THE GAME-CHANGING MAP DESIDES TO CALL US TO A FRIENDSHIP PROBLEM?!"

The Map Room.

  • Starswirl: "More like, it's choosing you to fix a problem we already know. (It was seen that the Crusaders' marks are stationed in Ponyville)...."
  • Scootaloo: "..... Okay, I know it counted family disbutes as friendship problems, but.... A romantic termoil? How is THAT a friendship problem?"
  • Starswirl: "A mysterious jesture indeed. But consider this. Love is among the greatest magic in all of Equestia. It has stopped the Windigo Ice Age after all. But losing love can be a desistating dishastor. And it is proven with how this mare has been behaving."
  • Sweetie Belle: "But why us?"
  • Oak Golden appeared.
  • Starswirl: "By jove! That's, interesting!"
  • Twilight: "Yeah, Meet Oak Golden. Long story."
  • Starswirl: "I kinda already know of her. She was rather, infamous in her time. I, take it you 'reformed' her as well?"
  • Twilight: "Again, long story."
  • Oak Golden: "Well, the first thing would be because you're kinda respondsable for the shenanigans with the love poison to begin with. (Applebloom, Sweetie Belle, and Scootaloo blushed). A second reason would be because you contributed in freeing Big Mac from the Love Poison.... Albeit awkwordly, and that your cutie marks are about helping ponies."
  • Scootaloo: "Yeah, but it's usually about getting their cutie marks. And Cheerilee CLEARLY has hers. She explained how she got it in school."
  • Oak Golden: "Ahh, but those kind of marks are a double-edged sword. Trouble Shoes already had his cutie mark, but you aided him anyway. Those Cutie Marks are also reknown, for helping ponies out of personal crises. And Miss Cheerilee, is clearly in the midst of one. I personally believe that she most diffenently needs your help, before she ends up going down a self-destructive spiral that would lead to her to become a problem for Equestria in some shape or form."
  • Sweetie Belle: "Well, how do we fix her?"
  • Oak Golden: "Basicly, the same way you got her into it to begin with. Just one hint..... NO, LOVE POTIONS OR POISONS!"
  • Scootaloo: "Yeesh! We already told Big Mac we know not to make the same mistake twice!"
  • Oak Golden: "Just felt like I needed to make that abundently clear."
  • Starswirl: "I have to agree with her. We must insist you avoid repeating the same mistake, espeically with love poison. Another dose will only serve to revive the ones already in place."
  • Applejack: "And personally, the sooner the better, because the Apple Family could benifit from having Cheerilee not be single anymore with someone else, because her brother Jeerilee ever since the wedding and even after the devorce have been pestering us about our apples."
  • Scootaloo: "JEERILEE?! Really?! And I thought Discord was bad with puns?!"
  • Discord appeared again!
  • Discord: "Ha, freaking, ha! (Disappears again)"
  • Sweetie Belle: "And who is that anyway?"
  • Applejack: "Like I said, Cheerilee's brother. She never talks about him with you girls? He's the owner of the most controverseal food provider in Equestia, GMO Inc."
  • Deadpool's Commentary Comment: "Well with a name like that, no s*** they're controverseal!"
  • Pinkie: "Deadpool, you're kinda not needed now, go back home in the Marvel Universe."
  • The Camera pans out into the theather as Deadpool was seen Mystery Science Theater 3000 systile.
  • Deadpool sighed.....
  • Deadpool: "Yes, Pinkie. (Quietly) One day, Deadpol Science Theater 4000 will get off of kick-starter."
  • Deadpool walked off.
  • Camera pans back to the episode.
  • Applebloom: "GMO Inc.?"
  • Rarity: "It stands for "Granted Magic Organics", they're reknown to basicly being the Genesis of the food world. They're known to try and use magic and science at the same time, and are infamous for all sorts of, questionable choices, like trying to make animal meat taste like plants so ponies can enjoy proper meat-based products without, sickening our vegitarian stomichs, doing projects that try to make Zap Apples independent of an annual ritual, and the most infamous one..... (Shudder), The Vegi Pony Exspeariment."
  • Starswirl: "...... AND THAT COMPANY IS STILL ALLOWED TO DO THESE THINGS?! Uggggh, good grief, I figured an Alicorn God of all things would be stricter on that kind of misuse of magic?!"
  • Twilight: "Yeah, even I have to question Celestia on that one."
  • Applejack: "That doesn't matter for now. The point is, you three fillies better get started on getting Cheerilee on the right path. The sooner that happens, Jeerilee will HAVE to take his business elsewhere."
  • The Same Carrot-Headed Crow was seen spying on the window and flew off, cawing as the Crusaders rush out to do what is needed!

The Ponyville School, in midst of the PTA meeting.

  • The Parents began all talking at once as Spoiled Rich struggled to maintain control, along side a Fancy Pants Look-A-Like, A donkey like Cranky, and an old mare like Granny Smith.
  • Spoiled Rich: "ORDER, ORDER?! (The Parents calm down)..... Look, Mr. Ed Ucate of Canterlot, Learn O'Doodle of Fillydelpia, and Miss Bookworm have all understood your concerns. It's clear that Miss Cheerilee may.... Have lost her edge. That's why we agreed to recruit a new teacher that will never, lose her edge."
  • ???: "(Russian Accent) And you already have her, comrades."
06 - March Of Farquuad

06 - March Of Farquuad

  • An incredably strict looking, tall and skinny, slightly aged unicorn came in with a horn that is wearing an iron horn with spikes, in an outfit that looks more like she's dressed to be a totalarian dictator then an educator, a cutie mark of a dunce hat being smited by a small whip, having a pet large condor-like creature that snarled, a scorpian on her sholder, and a hissing pet Vampire Fruit Bat!
  • Spoiled Rich looked extremely nervious as this pony approuched her then stopped.
  • Spoiled Rich: ".... Ma..... Ma......... Miss Cold Ironheart...... You're..... You're..... You're back in Ponyville?!"
  • Miss Cold Ironheart: "And back, from retirement. I heard about my, younger, inexspearienced replacement has turned incompident..... As expected. Cheerilee is an undisaplene foal, I, am an exspearienced teacher that has the children respect me, not love. Love, has no obedience! No behavior! No respect?! Well, I, My Necrodor, Konder, (The Condor creature), My Fact-Check-Tail Scorpion, Boris, (The Scorpian gave a tough grunt), and my Vampire Fruit Bat, Vampir, (The Vampire Fruit Bat Hissed), have come to return to make the new generation appresiate higher education."
  • Spoiled Rich: "N-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-now, remember, you, you were retired for a reason-"
  • Miss Cold Ironheart: "Wait..... Do I know you from somewhere?"
  • Spoiled Rich: "Nope! Complete stranger?!"
  • Boris: "Da. She Spoiled Milk. The bratty student who always sat next to Filthy Rich."
  • Spoiled Rich: "CONFOUNDERY, YOU STING-TAILED TATTLE TALE- (Konder snarled her back down!) YEEE?!"
  • Miss Cold Ironheart: "Ahhh... Da. I remember you. Spoiled like your name..... STOP SLOUTHING?! (Spoiled Milk sat up straight)! Front hooves on desk (She did so) Eyes set straight and forword (Spoiled Rich did that!)"
  • Spoiled Rich: "I see, retirement hasn't weaken you in the slightest-"
  • Miss Cold Ironheart: "DON'T SPEAK UNLESS SPOKEN TOO?!"
  • Spoiled Rich shuts up!
  • Ed Ucate: "Now see here, Miss Cold, remember that she is in context, part of the board! And since you intent to come out of retirement, that makes her your boss!"
  • Learn: "I reckon it does! So ya'll can't treat her like your student anymore!"
  • Bookworm: "So we recimend you ease on your attatude."
  • Miss Cold Ironheart: "..... My humblest apologies, I was only making sure Spoiled remembered her, training. And still as obedient as ever. With the right amount of force, any pony can become the most well trained individual, with decisive determination, magic disaplene, and some..... Conditioning. I can turn any unruly brat, into a model child."
  • ???: "OW?!"
  • Emerald was seen pulling on a pigtail filly's mane!
  • Pigtailed Filly: "OW?! THAT HURTS?!"
  • Emerald: "WELL TOUGH BREAK?! YA SHOULDN'T HAVE PIGTAILS FOR ME TO YANK?!"
  • Pigtailed Filly: "BUT THEN I CAN'T BE CALLED PEGGY PIGTAILS?!"
  • Emerald laughed!
  • Beryl gasped!
  • Miss Cold Ironheart: ".... Observe... Konder! Fecth?!"
  • Konder screeched and flew up after Emerald!
  • Emerald: "WHAT IN THE- (Gets grabbed by Konder and dragged back to Miss Cold Heart to Peggy's shock!) Hey, what's the big idea sicing your giant flying chicken, lady?! What are ya, some kind of Gothic Wet Dream?"
  • Mis Cold Ironheart gave him a stare like Fluttershy, but more akin to that of Lady Termine as it got to Emerald!
  • Emerald: "BAH!? DON'T STARE AT ME LIKE THAT?!"
  • Cold Ironheart kept at it until Emerald submits.
  • Emerald: "(Wimpers)......"
  • Miss Cold Ironheart: "..... Konder, let go."
  • Konder drops Emerald.
  • Miss Cold Ironheart: "...... You're, dismiessed."
  • Emerald ran off like a literal chicken!
  • Miss Cold Ironheart: "..... Let it be shown that I have deminstraighted that I had turned that disobedient brat, into a well behaived child. Hence why, I should be allowed to take my position back. Any questions?"
  • A burp was heard!
  • A drunken Cherilee was seen!
  • Cheerilee: "(Slurred) More like an objection, you cold hearted witch! Crap like that got you retired for a reason?! Ya were treating fillies like crap!"
  • Miss Cold Ironheart: "... Are you..... Drunk?"
  • Cheerilee: "(Slurred) Hey don't get smart with me!! I may be wasted up to my *Hic* flank, but I have more moral character then you! In fact, I just have THIS, to say to ya.... (Breaths in)... (Blows an epicly long rasberry at Miss Cold Ironheart like SpongeBob did in the 2004 movie, to her utter lack of being amsued as Konder snarled and Vampir growled)... (Stops)... There... I think I made my *Hic* point!"
  • Miss Cold Ironheart: "... Dear Parents, are you NOT having the PTA to talk about her failure to keep professional demeanor?! Look at her! She looks more like Manehatten Trash then teacher!"
  • Cheerilee: "WELL YOU LOOK LIKE A DICTATOR!! SO WE'RE *Hic* EVEN?! AND THE PINK ELEPHANTS AGREE WITH ME!!" (Pink Elephants similar to the ones in Dumbo, but in more Equestrian style, were seen over-running the place, but only in Cherilee's head, as a remixed instrumental of their song played, but stopped briefly to give her a thumbs up)
  • Miss Cold Ironheart: "Bah! Spoiled, fire Cheerilee now and enact me as new teacher!"
  • Spoiled Rich: "Well, ya know, she's mostly not being herself, and-"
  • Konder screeched!
  • Spoiled Rich: "BAHHHH?! CHEERILEE, I HAVE NO CHOICE BUT TO-"
  • ???: "WAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT?!"
  • The Crusaders charged in!
  • Applebloom: "MISS RICH, YOU CAN'T FIRE CHEERILEE?!"
  • Spoiled Rich: "(Quietly) Miss Cold's bird is watching us!! (Konder snarled)"
  • Miss Cold Ironheart: "... Who, are, you, three?"
  • Spoiled Rich: "Oh, uh, they're Applebloom, Scootaloo, and Sweetie Belle. The, Qoute/UnQoute "Cutie Mark Crusaders", who used to do crazy stunts back in their blankflank days and-"
  • Miss Cold Ironheart: "WHAT?!"
  • Applebloom: "Oh way to open your big mouth again, Spoiled."
  • Miss Cold Ironheart: "...... Vampir, retreave me their periment records?!"
  • Vampir flew off and went to the cabinent and opened it, grabbed three files and went back to Miss Cold.
  • Miss Cold Ironheart: "...... Reckless amount of stunts, obedience problems, going to an outlaw's camp, stowing away into hero vessels, reckless wondering?! UGGGH, YOU FILLIES ARE IN WORSE SHAPE THEN I THOUGHT?! YOU NEED DISAPLENE?!"
  • Cheerilee: "Hey, you *Hic*, leave them alone!!"
  • Miss Cold Ironheart: "You can't tell me what to do! Once I become teacher, I will correct these children?!"
  • Applebloom: "WELL NOT IF WE FIX WHAT IS WRONG WITH CHERILEE!!"
  • Miss Cold Ironheart: "..... Oh, is that right? That is so, Da? And what can you do, to fix Cheerilee?"
  • Sweetie Belle: "She's only like this because of love poison."
  • Spoiled: Well, you kinda did it for her in the beginning, so-
  • Miss Cold Ironheart: WHAT?!? THEY GAVE HER LOVE POISON?!?
  • CMC: SPOILED!!!
  • Spoiled: SORRY!!! SOMEONE CAPABLE OF MAGIC PLEASE ZIP MY MOUTH SHUT! (Discord did so as he was heard snickering and did pranks on the Pink Elephants in Cherilee's drunken POV)
  • Applebloom: (Sighs) Point is, look at our cutie marks! You can't go wrong with them, and we were told that they are legendary and rare! And we were sent here by the Princess of Friendship to deal with this. When we find her a stallion to replace Big Mac, we can have a good teacher again!
  • Miss Cold Ironheart:... Then let's make wager, 'Crusaders'. If you can't do it in the next 24 hours come the next PTA meeting, then it proves that I, am the only teacher Ponyville deserved!
  • Scootaloo: YOU'RE ON-
  • Applebloom: NOT YET!... We need to be safe with this one. We don't wanna get our hopes too high. What if Cold here tries to cheat by sabotaging the bet? (Cold scoffs offended) No intentional offence miss, but, let's be honest, you're a mean teacher with a pet scary bird, a bat, and a scorpion, and that you have a heavy prussin accent and you kinda dressed like a dictator. Your appearence just SCREAMS potaintional secondary agtagentist if that Jeerilee thing comes into the picture. Also, since we were told of Trixie's stunt with the Alicorn Amulet and Latifier, I never trusted bets in any fashion, and never make em' unless we know we can win. First, Cold? You must swear to NEVER hamper our bet in ANY fashion! If you do, the deal is immediately off, and you are more untrustworthy than you claim Cherilee is!
  • Cold Ironheart: (Growls, but takes a deep breath)... Very well! I can see why you'd have that mindset. Very well, I keep my end of the deal. I am an honorable pony even if others don't see it.
  • Scootaloo:... Now?
  • Applebloom: Yes, now!
  • Scootaloo: GOOD! YOU'RE ON, YOU OLD HAG!!
  • Konder and Vampire growled!
  • Boris: "OH NOW YOU MESSED UP, YOU LITTLE-"
  • Miss Cold Ironheart: "Let them boast, my pets. There's no way, they can fix.... (Looks at Cherilee already passed out)..... That. Even if I won't ever harm my name by cheating them, they are not as experienced as I believe those 'legendary' cutie marks suggest. I will be back tomorrow to claim my rightful place. (Leaves with her pets)"
  • Applebloom: "... Miss Spoiled, who was that mean old pony?!"
  • Spoiled Rich: (Discord unzipped her mouth)... (Sighs)... She used to be among the meanest teachers of this school. We gave her a forced retirement because she was being too rough on fillies and colts, believing they needed to be more quote-on-quote, proactive, disapleaned and level-headed. Some of these exploits were... Rough.
  • Sweetie Belle:... If she's allowed to replace Cherilee, fillies WILL be as mean as Emerald, or worse!
  • Spoiled Rich: "Actselly, students became relitively obedient under her watch."
  • Sweetie Belle: "Yeah, but think about the SUPER-Senstive Fillies and Colts! They might not cope with her as easily!"
  • Spoiled Rich: ".... Ahhh. Fair point."
  • Applebloom: We can't let that happen! We GOTTA find a coltfriend for Cherilee! Our school depends on it, and so do our classmates! Don't worry, everypony! We won't be alone on this... Well... Kinda we have to be since the map chose us and thus Twilight insists that this is our mission, but... There's surely others that can lend a hand given we're still young. But regardless, we'll do whatever we can! We cross our hearts and hope to die!
  • Mr. Ed Ucate: Be careful out there, then! (The three went out).... So, next topic of the PTA meeting, the Basement Creeper Spider selling our children cheat-sheets for their homework in the school's basement.
  • Parent 1: "HEY IT'S DOING IT RIGHT NOW?!"
  • A Giant Spider from the school's celler was seen selling kids some cheat-sheets........
  • The Giant Spider meeped and ran off as the PTA meeting chased it!
  • Mr. Ed Ucate: "...... Well..... That escalated quickly."
  • Spoiled Rich face-hooved.

Chapter 3: The Crusaders To The Romantic Rescue/Halo Jump

Ponyville

  • Scootaloo: (The three went out to Ponyville)... Well, here we go!
  • Applebloom: You sure it was a good idea to make that deal?
  • Scootaloo: Well we did make her promise not to cheat.
  • Sweetie Belle: "But can we be SURE she would keep up to it?"
  • Scootaloo: Admitingly hard to say, but if it means embarrassing that jerk, then it'll be worth it in the end.
  • Sweetie Belle: Well, let's get on with it! (They sing this again)
Hearts and Hooves Day song - The Perfect Stallion - MLP FiM

Hearts and Hooves Day song - The Perfect Stallion - MLP FiM

  • Button Mash: EW, COOTIES! ALSO, YOU COSTED ME MY GAME LIKE LAST TIME, SWEETIE BELLE?!
☆ MLPFiM - Deleted Scene (Hearts and Hooves Day) - Video by JanAnimations

☆ MLPFiM - Deleted Scene (Hearts and Hooves Day) - Video by JanAnimations

  • 'Old' Stallion: YEESH, NO RESPECT FOR THE ELDERLY! ALSO, YOU JUST INTERUPTED A FUNERAL AGAIN, YOU WHIPPER-SNAPPER?!
  • Sick Stallion: BLAME STDS, OKAY?!?
  • 'Silly' Stallion: HEY, I CAN BE CHARMINGLY FUNNY!
  • 'Uptight' Stallion: I SAY, WHAT'S WRONG WITH THAT?!?
  • Sassaflash: HAVE YOU NO RESPECT FOR ANOTHER GIRL'S MAN?!
  • 'Flashy' Stallion: Hey, it's hip!
  • Dr. Whooves: OH COME ON, IT WAS MOSTLY AN ACCSIDENT?!
  • 'Short' Stallion: You ever hear of miniature horses like in that cute Amazon commercial? DON'T JUDGE ME!!!
  • 'Tall' Stallion: I DON'T GO AROUND MAKING FUN OF YOUR HEIGHT, DO I?!
  • 'Clean' Guy: IT'S CALLED HYGEINE!!
  • 'Smelly' Guy: I WAS ABOUT TO TAKE A BATH!!!
  • 'Jelly' Guy: I MAKE JELLY! IT'S WHAT I DO!!!
  • Scootaloo: (After avoiding an angry mob)... Maybe we shouldn't just judge ponies like that again.
  • Applebloom: Let's be sure to have Twilight say sorry for us and have Pinkie give them apology cupcakes. Regardless... (They continue the song until they see a pure hippogriff looking cutely at Cherilee)
  • Sweetie Belle:... Dude, you got anything better to do than to stare at Cherilee like that? (They realized)... Oh please, oh please, oh please, say-
  • Hippogriff: Nope! Sorry, I hope that doesn't make me look like a perv- (The two finished the song in joy)....... So....... You guys are cool then?
  • Applebloom: Wait a minute... ANOTHER hippogriff... In love with Cherilee?
  • Scootaloo: And one that's from Hippogrifia, no less?
  • Sweetie Belle: Well, he doesn't look that bad, I'll give him that.
  • Hippogriff: "Uh, little fillies, right RIGHT here ya know!"
  • Applebloom: Oh, yeah, uh... DO you like Miss Cherilee?
  • Hippogriff: WHA, NO! (The three smirked teasingly)... (Sighs) Fine, yes! But, how is that any of your business?
  • Applebloom:... Cuz... She kinda needs our help. She's lonely, and went through a nasty divorce because we ended up messing with her mind with a love poison trying to blindly get him and my big brother to get together. Now Big Mac's got a love interest, and she doesn't... So...
  • Hippogriff:... They... They divorced? Huh? I didn't know that.
  • Sweetie Belle:... (She did this)
Sweetie Belle - Oh come on!

Sweetie Belle - Oh come on!

  • Hippogriff: What?
  • Sweetie Belle: First, they've been divorced for MONTHS, AND THAT'S LONGER BEFORE THAT NASTY STORM KING ATTACKED! SURELY YOU CAME AFTER THAT, AND HAVE BEEN FLYING AROUND A LOT! AND YOU'RE TELLING ME YOU DIDN'T KNOW THEY WERE DONE?!?
  • Hippogriff: Yeesh, kid, I just moved outta Seaqustria just last month, and I haven't met a pony in YEARS, even BEFORE the weeks that followed when we were chased underwater. When those six cute ponies showed us a good time, I ran away to live with them when they were cast off. So... I kinda wanna understand you all.
  • Scootaloo: Oooh, a fish outta water, eh? That's gonna make for cute flirting. I'm sure a girl would LOVE a guy who can make her laugh with his naïveté, sweep her off her hooves, and just give her life a little adventure.
  • Sweetie Belle: This guy is DEFINITELY the one! (The two looked suspiciously at her)... Hey, I dunno yet, we just need to make it work. We did it for Big Mac and Sugar Belle, right? We can do it again for Cherilee and... Uh... Name?
  • Hippogriff: Halo Jump.
  • Applebloom: HOLY APPLE OF EDEN, THAT'S THE COOLEST NAME I EVER HEARD!!!
  • Halo Jump: "Thanks, my parents were.... Inventive with names."
  • Sweetie Belle: Where'd you get a name like that?
  • Scootaloo: Yeah, Rainbow Dash says that it's supposed to be what's called jumping out of an aircraft and freefalling yet having safety to not go out with a splat.
  • Halo Jump: (Chuckles)... You won't believe it... But my mom went into labor when... When freefalling.
  • Applebloom:... That doesn't sound safe at all.
  • Halo Jump: We have wings, so it's not a big concern... Unless one of them is broken, but whatever. I... I always like doing extreme things. See, mom said I might've gotten it when I triggered the labor when I felt like I was in danger and did more than kick... I kicked myself outta her belly. I learned how to fly early as a baby, and after experience the thrill when I really should've experienced the danger, I... Became quite the thrill-seeker.
  • Scootaloo:... Rainbow Dash would really like you.
  • ???: SCOOTS! (Rainbow Dash flew in)
  • Scootaloo: Speaking of which!
  • Halo Jump: (Gasps) IT'S ONE OF THE PONIES THAT VISITED! Miss, I-I am so sorry for what Queen Novo did. It was just-
  • Rainbow Dash: Whoa, whoa, who are you? Girls, you're supposed to help Cheerilee.
  • Applebloom: We are... And we did! We may've found her a very special somepony. Meet, Halo Jump.
  • Rainbow Dash: HALO JUMPIN'- WHAT THE SHAZBOT!? THAT'S THE COOLEST NAME EVER!
  • Applebloom: I KNOW, RIGHT?!? HE SAYS HE WAS BORN WHEN HIS MOM WAS FREEFALLING, LEARNED HOW TO FLY AS A BABY, AND IS A THRILL-SEEKER!
  • Rainbow Dash: Is he?... And you're SURE this guy is the right one for Cheerilee?
  • Sweetie Belle: We saw him peeping at Cheerilee, so... Yeah.
  • Halo Jump: Uh, I can explain, really. Also, sorry for what Queen Novo-
  • Rainbow Dash: Oh, for the latter, don't worry about it, Novo already forgave us. As for the former, why would you be staring and making googley-eyes at a pony who's having the worst day of her life and has been drinking herself silly? She needs help if you didn't get the memo.
  • Halo Jump: Sorry, it's just... I can't help it, she's really cute. She's especially so when she's drunk, and I cannot BELIEVE those words came outta my beak!
  • Rainbow Dash:... You SURE this is the right one for Cheerilee?
  • Scootaloo: Don't take our word for it, let's introduce the two! You get Halo ready, we'll do so for Cheerilee, hopefully before she takes her next drink and when she's fully sober.
  • Halo Jump: WHOA-WHOA-WHOA! I DIDN'T SAY I WANTED TO MEET HER NOW!
  • Rainbow Dash: Come on, thrill-seeker! You want the girl, don't'cha?
  • Halo Jump:... I didn't expect to so soon, but I guess, yet I still feel I need to wait-
  • Rainbow Dash: (She went abruptly like this)
Donkey - gotta try a little tenderness

Donkey - gotta try a little tenderness

  • Halo Jump: ALRIGHT, DON'T PRESSURE ME! WHERE DO WE MEET?!? (The three got clever smirks)

Gazebo

  • Cheerilee was seen finally sobered up, though looks like she's fighting off a hangover.
  • Cheerilee: "Owwww, my head. Maybe I should only take water from here own out when I hang out with Berry Punch. Also, I may need to tell her to retire that old mindset of hers, I mean, her being a drunkerd is SO Season 1/2 continuity, that hasn't been relivent in years!... Wait... Why am I back at the Gazebo?
  • ???: Because Miss Cheerilee... (The CMCs came in)
  • Applebloom: You need an intervention.
  • Sweetie Belle: Exactly! With your drinking problem, you need our help. You're going to be fired in 24 hours and replaced by some mean pony named Cold Ironheart.
  • Cheerilee:... WHAT?!? HER?!? THAT MEAN MONSTER?!?
  • Scootaloo:... You don't remember talking to her in a daze?
  • Cheerilee: I was drunk, so, no!
  • Applebloom: Look, Miss Cheerilee, you need help more than ever now. We have to save your career within 24 hours, or Cold is gonna take your place.
  • Cheerilee: NO LOVE POTIONS! (The three laughed)
  • Sweetie Belle: Trust me, Miss Cheerilee, that's not what we're doing. Another dose of that would surely not be pretty. No... We met someone who... Might be a fitting pick for you.
  • Cheerilee: 'Someone'... You mean, he's not a pony?
  • Applebloom: Nope, but he's quite close. He'll be here shortly.
  • Cheerilee: "(Sighs). What choice do I really have? Espeically with my job on the line, appearently."
  • Scootaloo: "So, while we're waiting, maybe explain more about that Miss Cold Ironheart lady?"
  • Cheerilee: "Oh, well, you see, she used to be a teacher even before I was born and continued when Spoiled Rich and Filthy were fillies. She and her pets think being cruel to fillies will equil automatic obedience. She's nothing but a tense fear monger!"
  • Sweetie Belle: "Well she seems rather tense at you."
  • Cheerilee: "........ You fillies know how I said I woke up one morning to my cutie mark? I, may've fabercated alittle. I was actselly, an extremely late bloomer. I didn't get my cutie mark until I was a teen! And I got it because.... I stood up to Miss Cold Ironheart."

Flashback

  • (Cheerilee): "It all started on a groovy afternoon trip to manehatten when I saw Miss Cold taking the fillies to a filedtrip to the Manehatten Museum, and, there was a particular filly that wasn't being, obedient with her."
  • A Younger Miss Cold Ironheart was seen frustraighted with a pre-teen Thunderlane, as Konder and Vampir snarled with her, as Boris look tense.
  • Miss Cold Ironheart: "WHAT DID YOU SAY TO ME, YOU UNDISAPLENED BRAT?!"
  • Pre-Teen Thunderlane: "Ya heard me, you miserable old witch! We're not going anywhere with you until you start being nice to us!"
  • Miss Cold Ironheart: "...... KONDER?! (Konder grabbed Thunderlane and hold him up to her) (Cold Ironheart gives Thunderlane her glare to try and submit Thunderlane.)"
  • Pre-Teen Thunderlane: "Pffft! You given me that mean look so many times, I grown used to it! I mean, come on, didn't your mother say to not make mean looks?"
  • Miss Cold Ironheart: "(Growls?!)"
  • Boris: "Then this calls for physical disapplene, mi'lady."
  • Miss Cold Ironheart: "..... (Smiles).... Da. (Brings out a minture whip) It's time I really break your spirit?!"
  • Pre-Teen Thunderlane: "HEY WHOA WHOA WHOA, WE'RE YOUR STUDENTS, NOT A BUNCH OF TORTURE INMATES?!"
  • Miss Cold Ironheart: "THIS, IS TO INSPIRE YOU TO RESPECT AND FEAR ME AS YOUR GATEKEEPER TO AN ORGANISED AND PERFECT LIFE, YOU INSUFFERABLE-"
  • ???: MISS COLD! (The school board came in)
  • Mr. Ed Ucate: This nice Cheerilee mare informed us of what was going on while we were in the museum getting tickets ready! You are RELIEVED of duty!!
  • Miss Cold:... We were playing Daring Do-
  • Mr. Ed Ucate: I mean it?!
  • Miss Cold: I swear I-
  • Mr. Ed Ucate: UP?! YOUR, "RETIRED", AS A NICE WAY TO PUT IT?! GET OUT! What you did to these kids? There's a special place in TARTARUS for ponies like you!
  • Miss Cold: (She looked angrily at Cheerilee)... You will regret this one day!
  • Cheerilee: Pfft, not likely! I did the right thing! Now leave?!
  • Miss Cold: (She got angry and threw the whip in her face and left)...
  • Cheerilee: (She got the whip away, and the fillies cheered for her and loved her, going from timid shy wrecks to nicer children)... I... It's nothing, really.

Present

  • Cheerilee: I had since enjoyed the feeling and had a joyous night sleep... AND Then I woke up with my cutie mark. (The Trio stared at her)....... The example I set that day, inspired me to do teaching more than Miss Cold ever would. I was scared she'd swear revenge given how she took her retirement. That info caused her to be disowned by her father, her home foreclosed, and her boyfriend to leave her.
  • Scootaloo: Ouch! There's NO way she'll forgive you after THAT!
  • Cheerilee: Exactly! It won't matter what she promises. She's GOING to get revenge on me and steal my job at any cost.... I... I need your help!
  • Applebloom: Well, Twilight's map says so, so yeah, you DO need us!
  • Sweetie Belle: Don't worry, Miss Cheerilee! We'll help you put that jerk in her place! We made clear that if she was caught cheating us, she'd forfeit the wager!
  • Cheerilee: YOU WAGERED HER?!? I JUST TOLD YOU SHE WOULDN'T-
  • Applebloom: Well, we do have eyes-in-the-sky, INCLUDING the one we found for you. He has a thing for you. He said... He thinks you're cute when you're drunk.
  • Cheerilee:... Charming.
  • ???: GIRLS! (Rainbow Dash came in with Halo Jump)
  • Rainbow Dash:... He's ready. It took a LOTTA crap to get him out of his treehouse... But it was done.
  • Applebloom:... Miss Cheerilee... Meet, Halo Jump.
  • Cheerilee:... Wow!... That's an amazing name!
  • Halo Jump: (He giggled insanely and blushed)... I-I-I CAN'T DO THIS- (He tried to fly away until Rainbow Dash grabbed his tail and pulled him back down)
  • Rainbow Dash: Hey I know your part bird, but don't chicken out now! You have her in your sights, just tell her how you feel!
  • Halo Jump: "Okay, but no promsies it won't end up coming out stupid!"
  • Rainbow Dash: Just try! (They left and waited in the Gazebo)... (The two stared excitedly)
  • Halo Jump:... Cheerilee?
  • Cheerilee: Yeah? (The four had glittering expressions)...
  • Halo Jump:... (He gagged immediately) Your breath reeks of alcohol! (Record scratch)
  • Rainbow Dash: AW, COME OOOON!!!!
  • Cheerilee: "I know, I know! I hung out with Berry Punch ever since I was no longer welcomed in the Married Couple Romps with Spoiled, Mrs. Cake and Matilda in light of my, devorce."
  • Halo Jump: Well, you're still friends, right?
  • Cheerilee: Yes, but still, can't be with them in the Married Couple Romps anymore.
  • Halo Jump:... Well... You can start again with the boyfriend business. I... I admit, I have been watching you since I first moved here from Seaquestria.
  • Cheerilee: Seaquestria?
  • Halo Jump: Long story, really.

Flashback...

  • (Halo Jump): I was among the many transformed hippogriff citizens that lived there in the weeks following the invasion of the Storm King, AND when the Princess of Friendship came with friends... I was hesitant at first as I did before when it came to ponies, mainly because they were so cute. I was scared that calling something sentient cute can mean they take it the wrong way. But by having a great time when Novo gave them seapony forms, I started to become more interested with what they had. So, by the time Novo banished them, I was distraught. I was one of the subjects to not appreciate Novo's sudden heel-turn after the ponies showed they were not that bad. So, I ran away from home, and moved to their home in Ponyville. I now live in a treehouse not too far from here I built myself with no budget and quick wits. It worked well. I had a place to live, and after I had to follow the law and give it a budget, I built my own citizenship, and... 5 days later, I met you. You... You were clearly drunk on apple cider, then started moving to more intoxicating alcoholic beverages. Many, including myself as I figured you were too drunk to recognize me, suggested you go to substitutes like sugar-based drinks, but... Yeah, your intoxication made it fail.

Present

  • Halo Jump: I loved you, and I couldn't help but think you were cute when drinking, because... Well, by drinking, you do funny things and things that can likely turn any male on.
  • Cheerilee: Yes, I was told that males cannot control such a thing because it's kinda instinctual and natural. I don't blame you for... Liking whatever you saw me do.
  • Halo Jump: So... I wanna ask... Will you be my very special somepony?
  • Cheerilee: Well, I need to get used to you, but, I guess I can't hurt to try.
  • CMC: "YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO-HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO?!"
  • Halo Jump: "..... Excitable bunch, aren't they?"
  • Cheerilee: "You have, no idea."
  • The Carrot Head Crow sees this and flies off cawing.

Chapter 4: Jeerilee: Boss of GMO Inc

A large Omninous Factory-Like Building.

  • The Carrot Headed Crow arrived to the building and flew through a window, reveiling a series of vegiable and fruit-headed ponies working are vegitable-themed chickens and pigs are being farmed, and apple trees being continiously zapped to try and create Zap Apples.
  • The Carrot-Headed Crow arrived to the office of a Stallian with simular colors to Cheerilee, but with a business suit, and a cutie mark of a needle being injected into a seed. This is safely assumed to be Jeerilee.
  • Jeerilee: "What is the status of my sister, Carrow?"
  • The Carrow cawed.
  • Jeerilee: "I was afraid of that!"
  • The Carrow cawed.
  • Jeerilee: "A HIPPOGRIFF?! My sister's dating a Hippogriff?! Blast?! He'll offer a unigte exspearience then Big Mac would've ever gave! And just like that?! My hope to buy their secret to getting Zap Apple Jam and there many perfect for exspearimentation, among with revolutionising this coperation, gone, like that?!"
  • ???: "Aww, don't worry boss!"
  • Three Vegitable Headed Ponies came up.
  • Potato-Headed Pony: "You'll be able to make your own zap apples in no time. (A fire whoosh was heard).... Make that eventually."
  • Onion-headed Pony: "Whoo-whoo-whoo-whoo! That sounded like another tree caught on fire! Nyack-Nyack-Nyack!"
  • Carrot-Headed Pony: "Oh well, ya win some, ya lose some."
  • Jeerilee: "GAHH!! You stooges aren't helping me one bit!! Potamoe, Cunion, And Larroty, my dreams to having the Apple Family trees is on the line! I need you stooges to find how it was possible that my sister fell in love with Big Mac to begin with!"
  • Potamoe: "Ya got it boss..... But thing is..... We don't know where to start!"
  • Cunion: "Oh, oh oh! Maybe it was a love potion!"
  • Potamoe: "Don't be stupid, (Smacks him), Stupid! No way a potion could ever lead to a marrage like that!"
  • Cunion: Why?
  • Potamoe: Trust me, I've seen it used. All it does is lead to love, then a relationship, and yet they then... Make whoopee illegitimately.
  • Cunion:... Ew!
  • Larroty: "Uh, if I can interject-"
  • Potamoe: "Interject this! (Hoof-Smacks into Larroty's face)!"
  • Jeerilee was rubbing his temples as the free vegiponies engaged in Three Stooges-like slap stick!
  • ???: "Tecnecally, yes, it wasn't a love POTION!"
  • Miss Cold Ironheart walked in as it was seen that security guards cowered over her.
  • Miss Cold Ironheart: "But a love, Poison."
  • The Three Vegiponies: "NAYYYYH, (Hides behind crates)"
  • Jeerilee: "Wait..... Aren't you that mean pony my sister replaced?"
  • Cold Ironheart: Yes! Your assistant CEO and assistant scientist Rainbowberry said I'd find you here. I have... A proposition for you.
  • Jeerilee: Is that so? The disgrace of education herself, is offering a proposition?
  • Cold Ironheart: Yes!
  • Jeerilee: Am I to assume this is to get back at her? Because if so, then no deal! I still respect Cheerilee, and agree that what she did was right. You wasted your time coming here.
  • Cold Ironheart: Did I? Well, if I hear what I have, you MIGHT change your mind.
  • Jeerilee: I doubt that! I couldn't care less about your silly attempts to strengthen the obedience of kids. I am not an educational pony. I, am an agricultural scientist who specializes in making the power of unicorns merge with the power of Earth ponies.
  • Cold Ironheart: Of course. However, what if I can help you out on accquiring the Love Poison, and secure your aims to get the Apple Clan trees?
  • Jeerilee:... Intriged.
  • Cold Ironheart: "If you can make a Love Poison that'll make Cheerilee regain her feelings for Big Macintosh, Cheerilee will be unable to be suitable to be a teacher, then I will take over as Teacher once more, and you can still be able to eventually get the apple trees."
  • Jeerilee: "..... I'm liking this! However, you're sure Cheerilee is going to be safe? I do NOT want her in harm's way. If this turns out to be just for you, then I will NOT be happy."
  • Cold Ironheart: Trust me, I am not one to harm or kill. All I do is inflict discipline. Your sister is gonna be happy either way.
  • Jeerilee: Other than you stealing her place?
  • Cold Ironheart: Oh, she'll be too into Big Mac's eyes to even notice. Either way, I get my revenge, Cheerilee isn't hurt, and you get the Apples' Zap Apple recipe.
  • Jeerilee:... I'm still suspicious considering this is likely going to end in conspiracy which is the LAST thing I'd need, but if it means I finally get what I've been after for a while... Then I will accept.
  • Cold Ironheart: "(Scoffs), And to think I came under the impression that all you cared about is money, considering your questionable science and magic projects."
  • Jeerilee: Well sorry if you were disappointed in that I'm not the kind of stallion who would sell his own mother for a bit! Let alone mess with my sister's livelihood even if it meant getting the Trees for the Zap Apples without a ritual!
  • Cold Ironheart: "Well at least I got you to agree, at all. I'd offer my services, but, I'm not really allowed to cheat. I made a promise after all.... But they didn't say, YOU can't."
  • Jeerilee: "..... Heeeeeey, I get ya. Well coincidentally, I already got Potamoe, Cunion, and Larroty on the job. Boys, get that Love Potion book and don't come back until you get it! (The Trio saluted and stupidly ran of bumbling into each other)... (Sighs) Morons!
  • Cold Ironheart:... Are you sure those VeggieTale-style simpletons can be trusted with this?
  • Jeerilee: Oh, don't let their bumbling convince you otherwise. They can be pretty sneaky when Potamoe gets thinking.
  • Cold Ironheart: But you're sure their... Condition, won't attract too much attention?
  • Jeerilee: Don't worry, I have a friend for that. Rainbowberry will turn their veg-heads into ponyheads. It's how, I mostly kept the Vegi-Pony Project secret.
  • Cold Ironheart: Mostly?
  • Jeerilee: Disgruntled employees with a dark sense of payback. Nuff said.
  • Cold Ironheart:... Then I hope your assistant gives them VERY good disguises then!
  • Jeerilee: Believe me, as a unicorn born to Earth Pony berry farmers with unicorn family members, she was... Kinda the best friend who inspired me to combine magic and agriculture, and give birth to this business... Of course, that was not without... Complications.
  • Cold Ironheart: Complications?
  • Jeerilee: We were fighting over who owned the idea of combining magic and agriculture, as she accused me of stealing it. Said she wanted to perfect it, yet... Well, it's her fault she didn't introduce it before me, so, first come, first serve. I got a lotta legal action so she could back off and drop it. Besides, at least she got somewhere. She's my assistant and head scientist. At least we're doing it as friends, so there was not much harm done, but she still hates me for taking credit for the idea. But regardless, I acknowledged it the best way I could as a friend. Just know that I am NOT going to do anything that will risk my business, like conspiracy. I've already had enough of that crap as it is.
  • Cold Ironheart: Well, I can assure you, by the end of the day, we will have our livelihoods kicked up a notch. I, will be a teacher again, and you will expand your business further into Equestia's food markets.

Lab.

  • A Unicorn was seen instructing some Vegi and Fruit Ponies repair the latest damages.
  • Unicorn: "I don't care who's fault it is this time, just get it back to working order."
  • The Stooge vegi Ponies crashed into the scene comicly and right into an unsurprised and unamused Unicorn's feet.
  • Potamoe: "..... Hey Doc!"
  • Cunion: "Hey missus Berry!"
  • Larroty: "(In a love-dazed) Heeeey, Rainbowberry."
  • Rainbowberry: "(Sighs), Don't tell me, Jeer had another assignment for you doofuses?"
  • Potamoe: "Yeah, but please understand that it's classified. We need pony-faces ASAP, so ponies don't bat an eye at us!"
  • Rainbowberry raised an eyebrow....
  • Rainbowberry: ".... What is he planning this time?"
  • Cunion: "Well, it does NOT involve Cheerilee and Big Mac's big divorce if that's what your implying- (Gets spanked by Potamoe) OWCHIE!?"
  • Potamoe: "IS TACT A FOREIGN CONCEPT TO YOU, LAME-ONION-LAYERED-BRAIN?!
  • Cunion: Hey, I'm sensitive over here!
  • Potamoe: Oh, HOW ORIGINAL, THE ONION-HEADED VEGI-PONY'S A CRYBABY!! YA KNOW, BASED ON THE IDEA THAT ONIONS MAKE YA CRY IF YA DON'T GET THEM WET!!
  • Larroty snaped from his love daze and into reality!
  • Larroty: "Hey, take it easy, Potamoe-"
  • Potamoe: "WHO ASKED YOU, CARROT-TOP?!"
  • The trio began to stooge out again!
  • Rainbowberry: GUYS!! (The trio stopped)... Is my brother doing something desperate with his own Sister's love life?!? Because I'm sure he'd not stoop to that level, even if it's to get something out of it, like, persay, the Apple Clan Trees?
  • Potamoe: "Oh no, of course not! He, just wants us to look out for her."
  • Rainbowberry: ".... Okay, fine, but I better not see you three back with something off, okay? (Turns their heads into normal pony heads) I mean, I can get that he's upset that he lost out on getting Apple Family Apple Trees, the steadiest and, somehow lightning proof, trees of all of Equestia, to make Zap Apples from without a ritual, but I don't want him to mess with his sister's own choice of the matter over it. I heard the poor thing has fallen on hard times lately."
  • Potamoe: "Oh, uh, that was what he was concerned about. He, asked us, to watch over her, see if she's fine."
  • Rainbowberry: Really?
  • Potamoe: Yeah. He said she's been getting drunk a lot. Possibly due to the love poison having a hard time dying, but he says that some of her students, three local cutie mark helper fillies calling themselves the Cutie Mark Crusaders, have found her another love interest aside from the hippogriff she used to date.
  • Larroty: This time, it's a pure hippogriff hailing from the south in Mount Aris.
  • Rainbowberry: Huh? I thought they disappeared.
  • Potamoe: Well apparently, they were hiding underwater with their seapony allies for weeks until Storm King desided to be a bad sport to Equestia. Now, this pure hippogriff wants to live with us ponies since the Princess of Friendship and her friends showed them a good time and charmed him into a liking for them. He's been,  "stalking" Cheerilee for lake of a better word, and... Seems to have a crush on her.
  • Rainbowberry:... He was watching her... When she was being drunk a lot?
  • Cunion: He said she's cute when she's drunk.
  • Larroty: Well, I don't blame him on a spiritual level. Anypony can be cute that way if you ignore all the bad things about it.

Cutaway

  • Rainbowberry: (She was seen drunk on cider with a bubbling dazed expression) HEY! BOB, LARRY, JUNIOR!! GET BACK TO WO- *Hic* ORK! (Giggles hysterically) Oh, it's you three, I got you confused right there! (She giggles as Larroty ended up hiding a boner) LARROTY, WHY IS THERE A ROOT COMING OUTTA YOUR CRO-

Present

  • Larroty: But seriously, we gotta ensure she's okay. Don't want her job to be at stake.
  • Cunion: Wait, I thought we were gonna-
  • Potamoe: Oh, yeah, we were gonna get Happy Drinks!
  • Cunion: (Gasps heavily)... OH, MY, GOSH!!! WE HAVEN'T BEEN THERE IN YEARS!!! CAN I HAVE THE CHOCOLATE-CHOCOLATE CHIP WITH REESES CUPS?!?
  • Potamoe: Whatever you want, as long as it isn't expensive. (The three left as Larroty was still showing romantic feelings for Rainbowberry)
  • Rainbowberry: Uh, Larroty, why are you staring at me like that?
  • Larroty: UH, NOTHING, JUST REMINDED ME I SHOULD TRY OUT THE NEW RAINBOW SHERBET WITH SPRINKLES!! TA-TA!! (They left)
  • Rainbowberry:... I swear, he always stares at me like I'm candy. Oh, well. (She left)

Chapter 5: The Love Potion Returns/Suger Belle's and Halo's Hearts Broken

Ponyville

  • The trio arrived to ponyville and saw the castle.
  • Potamoe: "Holy moly, this thing's an eyesore! Kinda conflicts with the rustic theme this place has here!"
  • Cunion: "And hard to believe that it just grew from the grown from a magic box from defeating a demonic Darkspawn Enegry Thief Centaur! Nyack-Nyack, how wack can ya get!"
  • Larroty: "Well, fellas, we kinda have to consider that it's unlikely the princess would give out the book for the Love Potion for strangers."
  • Potamoe: "Well maybe not average shmoes like us, but what if it's people she would trust, or who's job it is to look at books, like, uhhhh. Book Inspectors!"
  • Cunion: "Are those a thing in Equestia?"
  • Potamoe: "There's amish comminites that mine ROCKS! I'm pretty sure there's book inspectors!"
  • Larroty: "Well, okay, if you say so."
  • Potamoe: "All right, here's the plan."

Inside Twilight's castle.

  • Knocks were heard as Pinkie answered it, seeing the trio disgused as Canterlot Sofisicates.
  • Pinkie: "Hi, can I help you?"
  • Larroty: "Oh, hello miss. We're book inpsecters. We inspect books."
  • Potamoe: "We came from the book company in Canterlot to tell ya that a book has been infested with desistating Bookmites!"
  • Pinkie: "....... Book...... Mites?"
  • Cunion: "Uh, yeah, they're like mites, but fer books. They super tiny destroyers of litterature and are respondsable fo causing fillies to fail in schools! They're the number one cause of kids being juvinal delinquints!"
  • Potamoe: "We would like the Princess' permission to inspect her libary!"
  • Pinkie: "Okie-Dokie-Loki!"
  • Pinkie hopped off!
  • Pinkie: "TWILIGHT, SOME BOOK INSPECTER PONIES ARE HERE TO SEE YOU ABOUT BOOKMITES?!"
  • Twilight: OH, OKAY, I... Hey, wait just a minute! I have bookmites taken care of all the time, and... Since when is there such a thing as 'book inspectors'?
  • Pinkie: THEY SAID THEY'RE FROM THE CANTERLOT BOOK COMPANY!
  • Twilight: (She teleports in)... IMPOSTERS! (She magically froze them in place)
  • Spike: TWILIGHT, WHAT'S GOING ON?!?
  • Twilight: There's ponies impersonating ponies from the Canterlot Book Company. (Laughs) Did you three think I was stupid? If so, then that's considerable treason. If you know me, you'd have to be smart enough to know I always visited the Canterlot Book Company since I was a filly, and hosted field trips for especially the CMC there, and thus know EVERY one of their employees, so I'd DEFINITELY know them, AND know if there was new employees. I mean, as a bookworm, what do you three take me for, an idiot? These guys are imposters, no doubt about it, and I'm gonna read their minds for the TRUE story! (The Carrow sighed at the trio's failure and just flew down teasing them) AAHHH!! WHAT THE HECK?!?
  • Spike: IS THAT A CARROT-HEADED CROW, OR IS IT JUST ME?!?
  • Twilight: OW, OW, STOP PECKING ME, OW! (Owlowiscious came down and fought off the Carrow defending Twilight, chasing it away and into Ponyville as Carrow was able to get the three away from Twilight before retreating)... Thanks, Owlowiscious! I could always rely on you.
  • Owlowiscious: Hoo!
  • Spike: Yeah, but, 'Hoo' were those guys?
  • Twilight: Well, they weren't book inspectors. We gotta find out about them and their silly carrot-headed crow.
  • Owlowiscious: Hoo?
  • Twilight: Yeah, I agree. Who do we go to for getting such info?
  • Starlight: (She came in) Guys, what's all the commotion?
  • Pinkie: Oh, ponies came in saying they were book inspectors from Canterlot's Book Company, and Twilight knew about the company to know they were imposters, then we were attacked by a carrot-headed crow that Owlowiscious chased away along with the three imposters, and now we're wondering 'Hoo' sent them?
  • Starlight:...
  • Pinkie: Wow, does that sound freaky when you say it out loud.
  • Twilight: Well, regardless, we need to find out where they came from. You got any ideas?
  • Starlight: No. I was just busy checking on the CMC's progress with Cheerilee and Halo Jump.
  • Twilight: And how's that going?
  • Starlight: So far, so good. The two seem like a cute couple. Halo is socially-awkward yet a thrill-seeking tyke, and he seems to be charming Cheerilee with such.
  • Twilight:... I... Wait... Didn't Miss Cheerilee say that she had a brother who runs GMO Incorporated?
  • Spike:... Didn't even know she HAD a brother.
  • Twilight: Well, I met him at a school bazaar, where he was selling his products. I admit, they were good when I tried them... But I found the ways he made them... Questionable. He said he combined magic with agriculture. The idea has merit, but from what I read in school, combining the power of two pony tribes have always been... Problematic, even for me. How he did it completely goes over my head.
  • Starlight:... You think HE'S behind this?
  • Twilight: Could be, given that carrot-headed crow. But, we can't barge in and accuse him of such. We just need to pay him a visit, and ask him a few questions, and show tact until he tells us something suspicious. And yes, Pinkie, I'm looking at you.
  • Pinkie: Aww, what makes you think I'd have no sense of tact? I may be jumpy, but I am a master keeper of secrets... Well... Most of the time.
  • Twilight: Does Filli Vanilli ring a bell?
  • Pinkie:... Oh.
  • The mares walked off.

Elsewhere.

  • Potamoe: "..... Well.... That didn't ended well."
  • Cunion: "Well she IS a bookworm of a pony, so alchourse she would be smart like that."
  • Larroty: "Aw now the boss is gonna get questioned and he's gonna know we screwed up."
  • Potamoe: "Waiiiiiiiiit..... Then that would mean that she would have to leave the castle. The ploy worked..... Just, not as intended."
  • Larroty: "I don't get it."
  • Potamoe: "Her leaving the castle would mean she wouldn't be in there anymore. Those books would be on their own, including the Love Potion book!"
  • Cunion: ".... Ohhhhhh yeah. That's why your the smarty pants, Potamoe. Nyack-Nyack-Nyack."
  • Potamoe: "And don't forget it, onion head! Now come on!"
  • The three ran off!

Twilight's Castle.

  • The Stoogey Ponies walked into the castle.
  • Potamoe: "Okay, pin-heads. We need to find that libary, and to do that more efficently, we need to split up."
  • Cunion: "But don't ya watch horra movies? That tends to end badly!"
  • Larroty: "Couldn't we just stick togather and cover ground safely?"
  • Potamoe: "It would be more efficent to split-up! One of us is bound to find the Libary eventually!"
  • The trio did so, Cunion and Larroty relucently.
  • Discord was seen watching them as a spider.
  • Discord: "..... I know what I'm gonna do today. (Chuckles)."

The Statue Room.

  • Cunion arrived to the Statue Room of the castle, filled with familier statues and new additions.
  • Cunion: "This must be the new statue room they implamented awhile back. (Feels un-nerved by the statues), Oh why did that Peacock gave her statues of scary monsters and bad people? Why couldn't've it been nice things?"
  • Spider Discord arrived.
  • Discord: "(Chuckles) Oh-ho-ho, too easy."
  • Discord snapped his fingers and caused the statues to have been brought to life as magic clones of the defeated foes.
  • Cunion was about to leave until he heard the organicised statue villains laughter
  • Nightmare Moon: "THE NIGHT SHALL REIGN ENTURNAL!?"
  • Discord Clone: "This forcast calls for an everlasting rain of choas!?"
  • Chrysalis: "GLORY TO THE CHANGELINGS?!"
  • Sombra: "CHRSITALS?! SLAVES!? (GROWLS)?! THAT'S MINE?!"
  • Tirek: "I, am, TIREK!?"
  • Pony of Shadows laughs maniacly!
  • Batula and Hank laughed maniacally!
  • Anima: "ANIMA!?"
  • Hypnorattle: "GET BENTED, LOSERS?!"
  • Kevin began sing the lyrics of "How Bad can I be"
  • Madam Deces laughed evily!
  • Mr. Knife, Piglet Brothers and Blooddog chuckled evily.
  • Bao Sa Mao laughed evily!
  • Dai Song growlled menacingly, as Fing Fung Fong chuckled evily.
  • El Amazeso started to wack his whip around!
  • Commander Sting'n Bite started to buzz menacingly!
  • Latifier started to laugh evily!
  • Adrian: "DEATH TO THE LOUGERS?!"
  • Captain Blot: "It's ME-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E?!"
  • Gaz-zon laughed!
  • Taiklar laughs!
  • Dead Sea: "Fluttershy..... RUINED ME?!"
  • Pred Judu Des: "I HATE DRAGONS?! (DONS STATUE SWORD!?)"
  • Shamus Von Pantomerge: "I'm sorry for this... I'm truely am."
  • Jerky: "FEEL THE POWER OF THE JERKY?!"
  • Darkness Qui laughed maniacly with Celisus and Narcotic, along with Qui Program!
  • Devious Puppet started to laugh!
  • Blueblood started to laugh evily as Griff and Gob and Cut-Lin and Grim-Nor stood by him!
  • The Zuthorn roared demonicly!
  • Eagle-Beak started to produce electrisity in the staff as Clare and Gary Skalesworth stood close!
  • Rougber roared!
  • Celery: "I MUST CLEASE THE SICKNESS?!"
  • Bonebreaker: "YOUR MINE, PINKIE PIE!?"
  • An Anaconda-Sized Freezar Statue roars!
  • Sombor and Sopony stood next to eachother.
  • Ringmaster Omega roboticly chuckled!
  • Corrk was seen reading his weaponry.
  • Kung-Pow as Dragutha XIV (Miniturised) was seen chackling!
  • Zarkimir and Yes-Ghoul were seen!
  • Death Coffin readied his sythe!
  • Fem Fatala and Starfem were seen togather!
  • Toron cracked his fists!
  • Baku was seen!
  • Zeorbo was seen!
  • Mayhem: "My faverite part of the game.... Sudden DEATH?!"
  • Tyranny: "TYRANNY RIDES AGAIN?!"
  • Pitch Black: "Get ready to be afraid!"
  • Cold Heart: "WHO'S UP FOR A FREEZING GOOD TIME?!"
  • Miniturised Adult Devourious Roared!
  • Snakemantis and the Bug Animals were seen!
  • Shred Judu Des was seen!
  • Man-Vulture Chackled!
  • Thorx: "(Evily laughs!)"
  • Mintureised Magmatacus: "OHHHHH YEAAAAAAAAAAAAH?!"
  • Cunion: "............ NYAAAAAAAHHHHHHAHHH?!"
  • Cunion runs away in fear of the magic clones!
  • Spider Discord: "(Laughs), That was so priceless!"

Hallway.

  • Larroty was walking down a hallway filed with the Castle of the Two Sister's armor.
  • Larroty: "I guess they desided to transport some of that old guard armor from the old Two Sister's castle and into here. Honestly, they don't compliment the place one bit."
  • Discord as a spider came in.
  • Discord: "(Quietly) Oh, I don't think the armor would like that."
  • Discord made the armor came to life!
  • The Armor looks at Larroy and poined their weapons at him!
  • Larroty: "NYAAAAAAAAAAAAAH?! DON'T HURT ME?! (RUNS AWAY LIKE A BITCH AS THE ARMOR SLOWLY BUT FIRMLY CHASED HIM?!)"
  • Discord: "Ho-ho-hoooo! I should've worked in a Nightmare Night haunted house this year, I'm GOOD at this!"

Library.

  • Potamoe arrived into the Libary.
  • Potamoe: "Took a bunch of doors, but I found it! Now I need to find the book and-"
  • ???: "May I help you?"
  • Starswirl was seen magicly repairing his old journal.
  • Potamoe: ("AW NUTS, IS SPARKLE'S GRANDFATHER VISITING TODAY OR SOMETHING?! PLAY IT COOL!!")... Uhhhh... I'm, from the book company, and there may be an old book that could have Bookmites."
  • Starswirl: "I doubt Miss Sparkle would be so negligent of her passion of books, even as an Alicorn. She has firmly kept the books clean."
  • Potamoe: ("DRAT, THAT DIDN'T WORK!! WHY DID I THOUGHT THAT WOULD WORK A SECOND TIME?!") Well, ya see, Bookmite season's coming up, and there's been a recall of old books, espeically ones related to Hearts and Hooves Day and- (Starswirl became more suspicious)... Dang it, why did I said that out loud?! Look, can I see the book or not, it's impourent for the recall!!"
  • Starswirl:... You think I'm stupid? I, Starswirl the Bearded, stupid. Clearly we don't mix together. You're here to steal the book, aren't you?
  • Potamoe: STARSWIRL?!?... (He laughed out loud) EVERYPONY KNOWS HE'S DEAD! HE'S BEEN SO SINCE HE LIVED A THOUSAND YEARS AGO!
  • Starswirl:... Do you think somepony posing as Starswirl could do THIS? (He not only revealed his true head, but also used a simulated setting that revealed his pasts and present)... So... You wish to rob the Apple Family of some magical cultivar through a love potion? Hmmph! Twilight is NOT going to like this one bit!
  • Potamoe:... Aw, horse s***! (Suddenly, something burst the door down as it was Larroty and Cunion ran in as the villain statues/turned clones with the suits of armor came in after them as the three bumped into each other and their vegetable heads were restored)
  • Discord Statue: NOW I'M GONNA HAVE SOME FU- (He saw Starswirl, and had the same Mask-like reaction as the real thing)... HOOOOOOOOOOW?!? HOW ARE YOU STILL ALIVE?!?
  • Larroty: Wait, who- (The two noticed Starswirl)
  • Larroty/Cunion: STARSWIRL THE FREAKING BEARDED?!? STILL ALIVE?!?
  • Potamoe: "OH HOW COME YOU TWO RECKINDISED HIM WHILE I MISTOOK HIM TO BE TWILIGHT'S GRANDFATHER?!"
  • Starswirl: "Tch, I bet Miss Sparkle WISHES that t'were the case, given her fangasums in my presence."
  • Pitch: Impossible! This must clearly be an imposter cosplaying as him!
  • Starswirl: What, prey tell, is a cosplay?
  • Potamoe: Conventions where ponies like you are celebrated! You've had so many to count in your honor.
  • Discord: (He teleported in) I GOT YOU THREE RED-HOOFED!
  • Discord Statue: WHA... ANOTHER ME, AND I OBVIOUSLY HAVE NOTHING TO DO WITH THAT?! WHAT IS THIS, AN INTERDIMENSIONAL SWARRIE?!?!?
  • Discord: Whoops! Forgot about my magic clones I made from the statues!
  • Dead Sea: GET HIM! (They plowed over him and knocked him out before he could undo their animation and then targeted the four comically)
  • Starswirl:... (He tried to undo the spell but it didn't work)... CURSE BEING OUT OF TIME MAKING ME SO INEXPERIENCED WITH GROWING POWER!!
  • Larroty:... Well... I guess HE'S dead with us!
  • Discord Statue: Damn right! (He snaps and traps them all inside the room and into an inescapable realm of chaos, as Discord woke up with no power over it)...
  • Starswirl:... Well, blast! Oh nice one, Discord?! In trying to catch these, Vegi Ponies, you just made the situation worse! AND FOR THAT MATTER, WHY WOULD SPARKLE KEEP STATUES OF HER DEFEATED FOES IN THE CASTLE?!
  • Discord: "Educational purposes for encouraging the young generation to not be like them."
  • Tirek: "WHAT'RE YOU TALKING ABOUT, IMPOSTER DRACONEQUUS?!"
  • Discord: "Oh, you see, you guys were actselly statues created by Lord Shen gifted to Twilight for the purposes I mentioned, as well as momentos of their successes and tritumpths over the real deals."
  • Magmatacus: "..... Well no freaking wonder why I'm so small all of the sudden."
  • Freezar: "Me two."
  • Dragutha: "Me 3rdly."
  • Devourus agreed grunt.
  • Tyranny: "Wait...... If we were statues made in comreneration of their success..... DOES THAT MEAN THE REAL US HAD LOST?!"
  • Tirek: "........ HOW, DID I LOSE, TO PONIES?!"
  • Discord: "Ya just stood still in shock and screamed. In fact, alot of the canon threats did that. At least the uncanon ones TRIED to avoid it or were not a great enough threat to be deu ex machinaed."
  • Hank: "AW MAN!? THE REAL US MUST BE LOSERS?!"
  • Anima: "ANIMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA?!"
  • Batula: "OH FOR PETE'S SAKE, WE NEED TO GET YOU A TRANSLATER?!"
  • Mayhem: "..... Wow...... All that year of planning...... And it failed....... WASTED, EFFERT?!"
  • Professor Eagle-Beak: "WELL, AT LEAST I GET TO DESTROY THE FIGMENT OF THE REAL NIGHTMARE MOON?!"
  • Nightmare Moon: "Your kidding...... Your kidding, right?"
  • Tirek: "..... THEN I WILL REDEEM THE APPEARENT, "REAL ME", AND BECOME THE NEW AND IMPROVED TIREK?!"
  • Tyranny: "Oh, please! We Draconquui were threating Equestia before you and that weakling brother of yours were even concepts by those Darkspawn has-beens!"
  • Tirek: "..... TAKE THAT BACK, YOU TREACHERIOUS FAILED EXSEARPIMENT OF THE KAIYA?!"
  • Tyranny: "More like success story that turned against them, TIE-RACK?!"
  • The Fakes began arguing!
  • Sombor: "...... ALL OF YOU ENOUGH?!"
  • The Fakes stopped!
  • Sombor: "....... We may be figments of the actual deals, but that FAR from means we cannot correct their mistakes! We now have a chance to not only get what the originals failed to atthive, but work togather to avoid another failure!"
  • Zarfmir: "Normally, as a fragment of a superior darkspawn, I wouldn't be quick to agree with the netouriously inferior Sombor and his Sopony science project, BUUUUUUUUUUT, since I am NOT the real Zarfmir, can I really reject such a proposeal? I mean, let's be honest here everyone, we're obviously not the originals. We're not actual darkspawn, or powerful super evils, or..... Whatever lesser theme your going for. We are basicly the rise of a chance to reboot our mistakes. Become, newer, better, stronger, more efficent! We're gonna become the hottest thing since sliced bread?!"
  • Pitch: "Liking it, liking it!"
  • Tirek: "..... Oh, why not? I'm not the real Tirek anyway."
  • Snakemantis: "Who saids you have to? We can be our own guys!"
  • Hank: "Oh! Let's give ourselves a team name?! I'm for..... TeamMoreStar!"
  • Tyranny: "...... WE ARE NOT REFERING OURSELVES AS THAT, YOU SILLY TOAD?!"
  • Hank: "Frog."
  • Tyranny: "When I get my hands on you, you wouldn't be rekindiseable!"
  • Sombor: "EVERYONE CALM DOWN?!........ We'll worry about our own identity later. Right now, we have the element of surprise, and, (takes control of the armor), a new found walking armored army. We have the advantage against the Ponies AND the Lougers! We would get to avenge our original selves, AND start a reign of infamy of our own?! Then, we shall move on out, and bring to life every recreation of recorded evils, to give evil a new face?! It's own past! It's magnifisent!?"
  • ???: "Si, but you forgot the part where were we came in and stop you because we CLEARLY have ways to know when there's danger afoot."
  • The Fakes saw the Shell Louge Sqaud and Gazelle.
  • Lord Shen: "..... Discord, did you do this?"
  • Discord: "I MEANT IT TO STOP VEGI-PONY STOOGES?!"
  • Starswirl: "Alas, I have to come to his defence, it's true, they're right there. (Points to the trapped trio)."
  • Lord Shen: "Uggghhhhh. Well be GLAD we're here to clean up your mess!"
  • Po: "Ohhhh yeah, it's time for a nostaglic beat-down of past baddies?!"
  • Sombor: "SEIZE THEM?!"
  • The Living Armor charges!
  • Icky: "OH WHY DID TWILIGHT THOUGHT IT WAS A GRAND IDEA TO BRING THE TWO SISTER'S CASTLE ARMOR INTO THIS CASTLE?!"
  • The heroes began to fight the Armors!
  • The Carrow was seen flying in, rolling it's eyes on how badly the trio screwed up and proceeded to grab the love potion book while everyone was distracted with the battle, then proceeded to grab some rope as well, tied the stoogy trio togather, then proceeded to fly off with them!
  • Discord Statue: "How's about the up the antie, everyone?! (Snaps his fingers and brings forth waves of prisoners from Prison 42, Tri-Cornkatras, Oranos, and other prisons, even the super villain one)."
  • Icky: "AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW, CRAP?!"
  • Lord Shen: "...... THIS WILL BE ADDED TO YOUR CURRENT SENTENCE, REAL DISCORD?!"
  • The Prisoners saw the Lougers and charged enmass?!
  • Skipper: "VILLAIN SWARM, INCOMING?!"
  • Kangaroo: IT ENDS HERE, SON! (He started unleashing kangaroo-style fighting skills among them)
  • Skipper: UGH, I HATE HAXTER, AND HIS ACCURSED NATURAL KANGAROO KICKASS ASS-KICKING STYLE!!
  • Kangaroo (Haxter): (He knocked out Skipper, and was like this)
You got knocked the Fuck Out

You got knocked the Fuck Out

  • Wily: YOU'RE DONE!!
  • Wolfgang: (He barked frantically)
  • Dollgux: (Took out ridiculously-massive family-manufactured freeze guns) FREEZE WELL!
  • Icky: CAN YOU NOT GO BATMAN AND ROBIN MR. FREEZE ON US, LADY?!? AND DIDN'T THE HA SAY THEY WERE GOING TO MAKE THINGS BETTER FOR YOU?!
  • Dollgux: Oh, they did. My family appresiates me now and acknowledged their mistake with me. It's just they have to go through the long process of making my release offical. Until that path of me becoming a better person becomes offical, I have to keep up an image, so, nothing personal darlings, just business. (She and the other villains unleashed what they had at them as they had a hard time dodging all of them at once)
  • Iago: "Well, at least she was honest with us in why she's still acting like this!"
  • Icky: "DOESN'T MAKE IT LESS INCONVINENT FOR US THOUGH?!"
  • Sylvester: IM'A PUNCH THE LIFE OUTTA YA, THEN STOMP ON YOU FOR ABOUT THREE HOURS!!
  • Brock: ME TOO!!
  • Crane: Okay, a few criminals and one supervillain or more we can handle, but THIS MESS OF PRISONER ENTOURAGE?!? THIS, IS JUST PUSHING IT TOO FAR!!
  • Discord: Don't worry! Hopefully the ponies will take notice... Right?
  • Oxanator grabbed the real Discord!
  • Oxanator: "Well we'll be long done with you guys until we do! (Tries The Real Discord into a knot)!"
  • Discord: "Ya know, if I still had my powers, I would've deflated those mussles of yours, beefcake!"
  • Miguel and Tuilo were running away from Killebrew!
  • Killebrew: "COME BACK HERE, YOU HOMOSAPIANS, AND LET ME SKEWER YOU?!"
  • Tuilo: "Sorry, gonna have to take a rain check on that!"
  • Jall was seen in front of the fleeing duo!
  • Jall: "Oh thank goodness I finally have the chance to explain myself! My reasons were justifived, because-"
  • Tuilo and Migeul slide passed Jall!
  • Tuilo: "Bye, thank you!"
  • Jall looked and yelped at the incoming Killebrew, and was saved by Alloy Syvar as Killebrew ended up crashing into a bookshelve?!
  • Killebrew: "D'OOOOOOOOOW?! I HEARD OF HITTING THE BOOKS, BUT THIS IS REDICULIOUS?!"
  • Syvar: "..... Jall, I'm glad your taking my advice of explaining the misfits of what you were trying to accomplish ever since the courtdate, BUT MAYBE WHILE THEY'RE IN THE MIDST OF DEALING WITH THIS SHIT MAY NOT BE THE BEST WAY?!"
  • Jall: "(Sighs sadly).... Your right. Maybe we should just stay out of the way and wait for the ineditable aide to send us all back to our proper places."
  • Gazelle over heard Jall and wanted to ask what he was trying to say, but then saw that Duke was being tormented by Bomb-Bat and Boom-Fox!
  • Gazelle: ".... (Quietly) Some day, Jall. Some day. (Openly) I'm coming, Duke!"
  • Bomb-Bat: "Wah-ha-ha! Was that meant to be a joke for the internet to enjoy-"
  • Gazelle: "Coming with an O!"
  • Gazelle charged!
  • Bomb-Bat yelped and grabbed Boom-Fox and held him like a rocket laungher!
  • Voice: "BOOM-FOX LAUNGHER?!"
  • Bomb-Bat fired Boom-Fox as he screamed like Waluigi, as Gazelle epicly somersulted to dodge the projectileised Boom-Fox!
  • Boom-Fox crashed into a wall and explouded, destroying the wall!
  • Boom-Fox: "...... BROTHER, WE TALKED ABOUT NOT USING A'ME LIKE A ROCKET LAUNGHER?!"
  • Bomb-Bat: "I'A PANIC'A, OKAY?! (Gazelle judo kicked Bomb-Bat down, saving Duke)!"
  • Gen I Side managed to pin Po down!
  • Gen I Side: "I DON'T KNOW HOW I GOT OUT OF ORANOS NOR AM I INTERESTED AT THE MOMENT?! All that matters now, is that I get to have my revenge against the Lougers! Then I'll worry about doing the same to the hybrid at my leasure!"
  • Mantis showed up!
  • Mantis: "WELL HATE TO BREAK IT TO YA, BUT YOUR NOT EVEN GETTING THAT EITHER?! (Kicks Gen down in a quick kick!)"
  • Pyro Praveen grabbed Trixie by the tail!
  • Pyro: "GOT YA, LONY?! NOW GET READY FOR SOME SICK- (GETS BUCKED BY TRIXIE) BUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURNS (Crashed into another bookselve!) OW?! SON OF A BITCH?! THIS IS WHY I DON'T LIKE READING?!"
  • Trixie: "Oh consider yourself lucky Sparkle didn't hear that."
  • Gilda was seen tying Candyroot into a knot.
  • Trixie: "Well I see you can pretty much handle yourself, Gilda."
  • Kangaroo Carjack was seen screaming and running away from the Dactyls and the Raptors again!
  • Lord Shen was clashing with Zigmond!
  • Lord Shen: "Your awfully quick to go after us even when Miss Chokera was making good progress on you."
  • Zigmond: "Well, it be like what Miss Iscanda said-"
  • Lord Shen: "Say no more. (They resume clashing)"
  • Zigmond: "Also, I don't think I, me crew, and Glowrod and company had a chance to be given a proper send-off then yer little, freeze to win stunt!"
  • Lord Shen: "THEN HERE'S YOUR SEND-OFF?! (GRABS ZIGMOND BY THE FACE WITH HIS TALONS, SPUN AROUND WITH HIM AND TOSSED HIM CRASHING RIGHT INTO HIS CREW AND MATRIX?!)"
  • Matrix: "OW, I DIDN'T EVEN GET TO DO ANYTHING?!"
  • Pig E. Bank and Pop Daddy Longlegs were cornering Fidget, Icky and Iago, but suddenly the duo were knocked out by Cyber Caera!
  • Icky: "You saved us!"
  • Cyber Caera: "Unlike Iscanda and Glowrod's peons, I am not so afraid to have the prisoners think low of me. I'm already not in great standing being that I am honor-bound to my clans ways."
  • Wily McGinnis brought out a knife.
  • Wily: "Well get ready to pay for that, raptor! (Charged after her, but then Wayne pounced onto him and began to fight him!) D'OW?! WHY YOU STILL DO THIS?! YA KNOW THE MISFITS WON'T BE SO ITCHING TO GIVE YOU ANOTHER CHANCE?!"
  • Wayne: "No, BUT IT'S STILL AN HONORABLE THING TO DO?! (Resumes fighting him)?!"
  • Screeched Death appeared holding a magic blast torwords Caera.
  • Screeched Death: "How unfortunate but unsurprising that you proved to be less villain's act material free-willed as suppose to being in Qui's control."
  • Fake Darkness Qui: "BUT I'M RIGHT HERE?!"
  • Fake Celisus: "YOU DON'T COUNT, YOUR NOT THE REAL QUI?!"
  • Caera: "Nothing personal in that I won't aim to be fickle like Iscanda. I actselly live up in being respectful to the misfits."
  • General Tex: "I the same. Because none of us are even suppose to be here!"
  • Screeched Death: "That doesn't make it less of an oppertunity to make the most of it."
  • Monkey: "(Was seen carring a freaked out Glutus) HEY DINOSAUR WIZARD?! (Screeched Death looked to see him) THINK FAST?! (Tossed Glutus at him as he screamed and crashed into him!)"
  • Screeched Death: "OOF?!"
  • Glutus: "D'OW?!"
  • The Choas was getting out of control!
  • Twilight and the Main 7 arrived and saw the choas unfold!
  • Amilio was tossed straight into a wall next to them and splat into it!
  • Amilio: ".... Prolonged years of absince, and this is what I get? (Slides down the wall)....."
  • Twilight: "(Twilight loses her cool) (Mane and Tail Bursts into flames and gets everyone's attention) ENOUGH?! (MAGICLY TRAPS ALL THE VILLAINS IN THE FREEZE SPELL?!)."
  • Starswirl magicly gets free.
  • Starswirl: "Thank you for your aide, Miss Sparkle, now allow me to correct this. (Magicly sends all prisoners back to their proper prisons, turns the fakes back into statues and restores Discord's magic).... Miss Sparkle, you and I need to discuss giving these statues anti-malmitulation protection, and if they did already had such, then they need stronger improvements, along with the idea of even having such statues here!"
  • Twilight: "I was afraid of that. And off the heels of Jeerilee insisting that he has nothing to do with it."
  • Discord: "Well, actselly, he might because those thieves came back and when they bumped into eachother, they gotten vegitable heads.... Trouble is, they must've somehow escaped while that mega-prison riot happened."
  • Spike: "(Sees the missing slot of where the love potion book was).... Uh, Twilight, I don't wanna make you burn out again, but, I think that book with the Love Potion's missing!"
  • Twilight:... (Her eye twitched)
  • Spike:... Twilight-
  • Twilight: (She teleported off in anger screaming)
  • Starswirl:... I get an itching feeling this is not going to end well.

GMO Incorporated

  • Twilight: (She teleported there)... I need to see Jeerilee immediately!
  • Rainbowberry:... Sorry, your highness, but he just left.
  • Twilight: WHERE WAS HE GOING?!?
  • Rainbowberry: He said to keep that on a need-to-know basis, even if it's royalty. Sorry, I tried to tell him that you don't like that sorta thing, but... You know, he's the reason why I'm in a good life, and he'll fire me if I don't do as he says.
  • Twilight: Hate to break it to you, Miss Rainbowberry, but he had some vegetable-headed ponies steal a book containing a love potion! He's apparently trying to use his sister and Big Macintosh to get to the Apple Family's Zap Apples. I swear, if I find him, there WILL be consequences!
  • Rainbowberry: Well... I... (Sighs) I'm sorry, but he didn't tell me where he was going. I guess he figured you'd ask for him.
  • Twilight: (Growls) Well, wherever he is, he'd better expect a call from VERY ANGRY ROYALTY! I'm telling Cheerilee and Big Mac about this RIGHT NOW! (She teleported off)
  • Rainbowberry: "..... (Sighs), You can come out now."
  • Jeerilee came out of hiding.
  • Jeerilee: "Oh thank goodness. Thank goodness Twilight wasn't able to maintain commensense when she gets huffy like that, or else she would've realised that it would've been too convinent for me to just walk off like that and use a magic scan. Everything would've fallen apart."
  • Rainbowberry looked at him with disapproving eyes.
  • Jeerilee: "...... What?"
  • Rainbowberry: "..... You seriously had the Rooter Boys steal a love potion book?!"
  • Jeerilee: "N-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-now, Berry, it wasn't entirely out of my own malmition, I was only following Ironheart's advice and-"
  • Rainbowberry: "IRONHEART?! The mean teacher your SISTER had removed from her job?!"
  • Jeerilee: "Now, it, it wasn't ENTIRELY to help HER out, as much as it was to protect my investment on the Apple Clan trees-"
  • Rainbowberry: "OH, SO THAT'S IT?! ALL THIS WAS TO PROTECT YOUR DREAMS TO GET ZAP APPLES WITHOUT THE RITUAL?!"
  • Jeerilee: "Look, it's not that I don't respect Cheerilee making her own choices, but, without her marriage to Big Mac, I can't exactly get the apple trees without me being considered kin, now can I?"
  • Rainbowberry: "Well I am NOT standing for this?! Where's Ironheart and that book?!"
  • Jeerilee: "Likely, she's already out and about, and, well, the deed is likely done at this point. Even if I really wanted to stop it, and for the sake of future investment, I as of currently don't, Miss Cold is clearly effictent in getting things done. It's out of my hooves."
  • Rainbowberry: "...... Well, I hope those Zap Apples are worth ruining a mare's life...... CAUSE I QUIT?!"
  • Jeerilee: "QUIT?! But, but, Berry, ya can't quit?! What about everything we've been through togather?! What about our dream to combine magic with agreculture!? What about proving your dick traditional father and weak-willed mother wrong?!"
  • Rainbowberry: "You mean MY dream, that you usurped to help yourself?!"
  • Jeerilee: "Hey, that's yet to be proven legally in court?!"
  • Rainbowberry: "Well it's comfirmed WELL ENOUGH FOR ME?! If I can't even trust you not malmitulating your own sister's life choices if it threatens your personal ambitions, then am I really a friend to you, OR JUST AN INVESTMENT?!"
  • Jeerilee: "...... Berry, please, you..... You are my friend, it's just, I, I was a guy who started off with nothing and had nothing. The world barely even knew I existed before I ran into you. Before GMO Inc. Your dream enabled me to establish my own name in the lights! Okay, fine! I admit that I did NOT originally had the plan to combine magic with agreculture! I admit it! That was all you, Berry! I admit that was dishonest of me, and I promise I'll admit it unconditionally in the courts, even at the ire of my lawyer that was telling me otherwise, even if it's gonna cost me a good profit, it's worth it to prove to you that I am not a mindless slave to money!"
  • Rainbowberry: "...... You seriously think that admiting that makes things better? I mean, I understand where your coming from. I know, what it's like to feel, insignifigent and that people can't seem to realise you exist, but..... What good, is there really, in getting the attention of complete strangers, if you do that by treating the people who DO care for you, like they're nothing but a means to an end, then..... Then maybe you were just not meant to be GIVEN attention."
  • Jeerilee was heart-broken by this as Rainbowberry proceeded to leave, as the trio were seen looking sadly at this.......
  • Jeerilee: "...... Berry?........"
  • Jeerilee went back to his office and began to mope.
  • Larroty began to shed tears, which is basicly carrot juice.
  • Cunion started to cry uncontrolably!
  • Potamoe: "Aw come on, Cunion, buck up, your making yourself look like a crybaby. Let's give the boss some space."
  • The trio left.

Sweet Apple Acres

  • Twilight: (She teleported there) BIG MAC! THERE'S SOMETHING I NEED TO- (Crying was heard)... What? (Sugar Belle came out sobbing)... Sugar Belle? What's wrong?
  • Sugar Belle: BIG MAC... HE... HE CHEATED ON ME!
  • Twilight: WHAT?!?
  • Sugar Belle: (Sobs) I can't believe it! He sacrifices his marriage with Cheerilee, and now he just goes right back to her?
  • Twilight: Sugar, wait, you need to think about the context here!
  • Sugar Belle: THERE IS NO CONTEXT!!! I SAW THEM KISSING IN HIS ROOM!!!
  • ???: I COULDN'T HAVE SAID IT BETTER! (Halo came out)
  • Applebloom: Halo, wait, I'm sure there's context! I mean, what happened with getting along so well? You two were perfect for each other!
  • Halo: SHE SAID SHE MISSED BIG MAC!!!
  • Sugar: AND BIG MAC SAID THAT HE JUST FELL IN LOVE WITH ME BECAUSE HE WANTED TO UNDERSTAND HOW TO PLEASE A GIRL!
  • Sweetie Belle: And how do you know that wasn't fabricated up as some kinda lie?
  • Twilight: You two, you need to listen to-
  • Halo: I CAN'T BELIEVE I USED TO ADMIRE YOU PONIES! NOVO WAS RIGHT ABOUT YOU! (The ponies were shocked at that statement as he flew off crying)
  • Applebloom: HALO, WAIT!...
  • Sugar Belle:... (She sobs)... I... I thought he was the right pony for me... I guess it's best I moved on.
  • Scootaloo: Sugar Belle, please, just think about it- (She was already gone crying)...
  • Twilight:... (She noticed Big Mac and Cheerilee under effects of the love potion)... CELESTIA DAMMIT! I WAS TOO LATE!!
  • Applebloom: WHAT?!? TOO LATE FOR WHAT?!?
  • Twilight: Some vegetable-headed ponies stole my love-potion book, and did this to them!
  • Sweetie Belle:... I doubt that. I mean, how could all that be done so quickly?
  • Twilight: Well, why else would this happen?
  • Applebloom:... I... Why would Cheerilee's own brother betray her like that? I mean, he said he wanted to know how to plant Zap Apples, but he's not THAT malicious.
  • Twilight: Well, the evidence still stands! In fact, is there ANY evidence in there?
  • Scootaloo: We checked. Nothing.
  • Twilight: (She was astonished at how this could've happened so quickly) THIS, THIS IS IMPOSSIBLE!!
  • Applebloom: Yeah, that's why we agree that Jeerilee might not be involved... I mean... (Sighs)... I guess... I guess we did our job anyway.
  • Twilight: No! No you didn't! Otherwise, your cutie marks would've said so!
  • Applebloom: (Sighs) I don't know how this could've happened, but... I can't believe I'm saying this, but... Maybe this WASN'T the friendship problem we were supposed to solve. Maybe Big Mac and Cheerilee weren't over each other after all... (The three sighed as they left)
  • Twilight:... Girls, please! I'm sure there's a logical-
  • Scootaloo: OH, WILL YOU SAVE IT?!? THIS WAS OUR FAULT FROM THE BEGINNING, AND NOW, WE JUST MADE IT WORSE BY WASTING SUGAR BELLE AND HALO JUMP'S TIME! I'm not going to question the map's choice, but... Maybe it was a friendship problem back in school or something, but NOT this!... (Sighs)... I guess Big Mac and Miss Cheerilee were fine the way they were before. Come on, girls! (They left on their scooter and wagon)
  • Twilight: GIRLS, WAIT! (They were gone)... (She got angry and blew her fire hair again screaming)

Chapter 6: Ironheart's Secrets Revealed/Jeerilee Busted

Castle

  • Icky: "They gave up, just like that?"
  • Twilight: "They did. And Cheerilee and Big Mac are back togather."
  • Discord: "Well how is that a bad thing? Won't that mean that Cheerilee will no longer be so humpy-dumpy about everything? If anything, this will only serve to hurt that mean and strict pony."
  • Pinkie: "That is unless Cheerilee gets branded as an adulteror since she basicly betrayed that Hippogriff, in which case, Miss Cold could get the job anyway."
  • Trixie: "And based on what I heard, I could bet that the little fillies can look forword to the strict nature of that Miss Ironheart mare."
  • Starswirl made a concerned face!
  • Starswirl: "IRONHEART!?"
  • Gilda: "Well, yeah, there's this REALLY creepy lady named Ironheart who-"
  • Starswirl: "Oh this is not good?! I need to gather the Pillars!"
  • Twilight: "Why?! I doubt you know Miss Cold herself!"
  • Starswirl: "BUT I KNOW HER ANSISTERY?! (Teleports off!)"
  • Icky: "...... Oh that does NOT sound good."
  • Starswirl: (He teleported back with not just the Pillars, but also a magical genealogical book looking into it after a spell)... Come on, come on, come on!... YES! This is it!
  • Somnambula: What's it?
  • Starswirl: My friends... The descendants of Ironheart himself have just struck! (The six were shocked)
  • Mistmane: WE NEED TO ACT NOW!!!
  • Rockhoof: I AGREE! IF THIS DESCENDANT IS ALLOWED TO GET THIS JOB, WHO KNOWS WHAT SHE'LL DO TO THOSE POOR FILLIES?!?
  • Twilight: (In royal voice) CAN SOMEPONY PLEASE EXPLAIN!!!...
  • Starswirl:... (The seven looked at each other)...
  • Stygian:... Ironheart's family is... Well, they, used to be slavers that did this kinda thing in a more intense way.
  • Twilight: What?
  • Starswirl: The Ironheart family had sought to turn us ponies into a more proactive and somewhat aggressive race. During the Great Fear Wars, when the Union was still having trouble getting off the ground given Pitch's actions have been giving us ponies bad public relations and people like that wretched Malevolent Flames started to view us as pushovers with a land ripe for taking, it resulted in... Attacks that the Des Clan had to deal with. Meanwhile... ANOTHER renegade family saw another route. And THAT... Was the Ironhearts.

Flashback...

  • (Starswirl): Back then, with Celestia and Luna struggling to fight the fears Pitch was using against them, I had to do something. See, it was days after we united and first stopped the Sirens, and already, the public was starting to be impacted by such a high degree. The Ironhearts claimed themselves to be heroes of socialism and defense, but they did it in one way: mental torture in cruel schools. The Ironhearts were just as bad as King Sombra, and they aimed to make Equestria into a nation of defense to defeat Pitch. They did it by torturing mentally, and rarely physically, to try and make them like Miss Tempest Shadow, but far worse. See, they were just like her, yet instead of decreeing independence, they decreed that Equestria ITSELF had to be independent. Thus, they attempted to make an army of brainwashed ponies for a new generation where fear was completely purged and Pitch had no power. And they succeeded. Many poor fillies grew up to be antisocial drones who only had one goal: To defend however their cutie marks said was fit. The Ironhearts were ruthless teachers, who had CRUEL disciplinary ways of creating ponies who believed they knew how the world worked and that friendship itself was weakness and it's what made Pitch strong from the beginning, especially since the head of the family lost his horn to him. So, they felt that purging friendship for good was the only way to save Equestria. But... It didn't play very well. It attracted Windigoes as a result of the hate and arguing, and... Well... It took the founders of Equestria. They were reportedly frozen to death. Thus, with my adopted daughter Clover gone... Me and the Pillars had to take this to Cobalt Ironheart himself, and we didn't care if he was the magistrate of Canterlot. We HAD to do the right thing.
  • Cobalt: (He had a more war-torn face than Tempest and a similar broken horn) Starswirl! I did not call for you!
  • Starswirl: Cobalt, you know why we're here! You NEED to stop! You're doing more harm than you think you are!
  • Cobalt: My conscience is clear! What I am doing is right.
  • Somnambula: COBALT, THIS IS NOT RIGHT! IT DOESN'T HAVE TO BE THIS WAY!
  • Cobalt: I HAVE NO CHOICE! Times have changed. Friendship isn't enough anymore!
  • Rockhoof: BUT BRAINWASHING CHILDREN?!?
  • Cobalt: I'LL HAVE BRAINWASHED A THOUSAND CHILDREN BEFORE I LET THIS LAND DIE, AND I WILL SILENCE ANYPONY, WHO GETS IN MY WAY! (He fired a magical discharge at the Pillars with his broken horn with a blue explosion)
  • Flash: NO! YOU'RE NOT DOING ANYTHING ELSE, COBALT!
  • Cobalt: I AM ORDERING YOU, TO LEAVE THIS COURTROOM, IMMEDATELY, OR YOU WILL BE ARRESTED FOR TREASON!
  • Stygian: No, sir! We don't care what you do to us! It's time to STOP!
  • Cobalt:... Nopony, tells me to stop what must be done! GUARDS! ARREST THEM! (Brainwashed former fillies came in as they overpowered the Pillars)
  • Starswirl: (The heroes were depowered by the guards' brainwashed military instinct and the ponies themselves couldn't bring themselves to harm the fillies turned into mindless soldiers) COBALT, PLEASE!!
  • Cobalt: SEND THEM TO THE DUNGEON!! And since the jig is up, I'm going to issue a mandatory quarantine and kidnap ALL fillies in Equestria, and enroll them to the school, to ensure Pitch is stopped once and for all! THE FAMILY SWORE TO MAKE SURE THIS CAME TRUE, AND THIS TIME, NOPONY SHALL INTERFERE! In fact, THE CELESTIAL SISTERS NEED TO SEE IT! It's time I paid them a visit!
  • Starswirl: NO! (He failed to break free and stop him as Cobalt marched right into the Celestial Sisters' room only to see Philomena waiting for him)
  • Cobalt: Wha-what? WHERE ARE THEY?!? WHY ARE THEY NOT WHERE THEIR PARENTS ORDERED THEM TO BE?!? (Suddenly, royal guards and the brainwashed guards were seen with Stygian, the Pillars, and the Celestial family)
  • Stygian: Well, I don't know about you guys, but I spotted SEVERAL big mistakes!
  • Cobalt: Wha-wha-what? How did you-
  • Stygian: You know what? Let's watch my favorite part again, SHALL WE? (Starswirl cast the a vision through a pool)
  • (Cobalt): I'LL HAVE BRAINWASHED A THOUSAND CHILDREN BEFORE I LET THIS LAND DIE! (The bubbles in the water made it rewind as all the brainwashed ponies regained their sanity upon learning of this manipulation)
  • Cobalt: "..... Ye-, Ye, Your Highnesses, this is an incredable misunderstanding, I-"
  • Nightus: THIS, is perfectly, understood, Ironheart... Get him out of our sight, and banish the Ironhearts from Canterlot!
  • Guard #1: Yes, sir! (They grabbed Cobalt)
  • Cobalt: HEY, HEY, STOP, YOU CAN'T ARREST ME! I HOPE YOU THREE ARE HAPPY! YOU'VE DESTROYED A GOOD HOPE OF BEING RID OF PITCH, AND YOU WILL REMAIN TOO SCARED TO FIGHT BACK! EQUESTRIA IS OFFICIALLY DEAD! WHERE WILL EVERYPONY GET HOPE NOW?!? THE FEAR WAR WILL ONLY GET WORSE AND PONIES WILL BE DESTROYED BY OTHER HATEFUL RACES, BECAUSE OF YOU! (He was taken away)
  • Celestia:... (Sighs)... Why are we still having this Union?
  • Starswirl: Do not let him discourage you! We did what we must! We- (Celestia and Luna ran off crying)...
  • Nightus:... I think... That didn't very well give them any hope. Without a magistrate coming again on such short notice, we need to think of a new plan. Without much hope in ponies left, we can't hold off the other races' hatred and our bad PR much longer.
  • Meadowbrook: We shall think of something. Things always heal in the end no matter how powerful the poison.
  • Guard #1: Wow, you're just full of those, aren't you?
  • (Starswirl): But they weren't done there. The Ironhearts struck back by making a renegade country in Equestria where they ruled, and more fillies were being brainwashed. They spread themselves out into colonies to try and make a viable empire to combat the fear menace. It was not easy, and it took a lot of near-sacrifices to even our own circle, but it was done. The Ironhearts were rarely heard of ever since.

Present

  • Starswirl: But now... A descendant has turned up. I'm sure that even after a millennia, ponies have preferred to put the story of them behind them to where they do not recall it, which is what gave them an advantage. But... THIS... Girls? Is there any other information on Cold Ironheart's profile?
  • Applejack: Well, none of us have heard much about Cold other than she was a rotten child-abusing bitch teacher.
  • Fluttershy: "And I heard that she's being a very bad enfluence to a rare Necrodor, A Vampire Fruit Bat and A Fact-Check-Tail Scorpian."
  • Twilight: And I didn't take the time to learn of her history when I was doing genealogical research.
  • Pinkie: WAIT!... If that book can tell family trees... ARE ME AND APPLEJACK RELATED-
  • Starswirl: Can we PLEASE stop clowning around? This is serious! The Ironhearts are NOT as misunderstood as you would expect.
  • Rockhoof: They are dangerous! They swore that they would not stop until their purpose has been fulfilled. Even after Pitch was defeated, given what happened involving this so-called 'Storm King', then they believed it was time to finally restore their sworn goal! If Cold Ironheart get this job back... There's no telling what untold things she has prepared for them.
  • Spike:... Wow!... That sucks!
  • Icky: "...... WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW?! WOW?! AS IF LETTING A CLEARLY DISOBEDENT GRIFFIN ADVISER CAPABLE OF GREAT MALMITULATION MAGIC INTO BEING A UNIVERSITY PROFESSOR WASN'T EQUESTRIA'S GREATEST F***-UP!? Now your telling me, a desendent of ponies, infamous of trying to brainwash your entire race and nation, into being warmongers, WAS MOMENTARLY ALLOWED TO BE AN ELEMENTARY SCHOOL TEACHER?! THAT'D BE LIKE LETTING A NAZI BE A JEWISH NURSERY SCHOOL TEACHER?!...... Oh, what, we're not playing the clip? It's, not avaluable or something? Okay, just roll with it. But seriously, HOW IS THAT LADY ALLOWED TO STILL GET A JOB HERE?!"
  • Mistmane: "In all fairness, we Equestrians don't believe in holding grudges."
  • Somnambula: "It would've fly in the face of our beliefs in friendship to do otherwise."
  • Lord Shen: "..... EVEN IF IT'S WITH A FAMILY THAT HAS MADE IT'S DISSTAIN TO THOSE BELIEFS CLEAR?!"
  • Flash Magnus: "..... Okay, maybe we could've been much more cautious, but still, if it helps, sometimes even the most traditionalist of families can have defecters that would be a redeeming factor."
  • Starswirl: Not to mention, again, their actions were long forgotten since they were last defeated, mainly because of the aftermath of the war.
  • Rarity: "And I agree, but, I'm afraid it's obvious Miss Cold isn't a very TRUE defecter of her family ways."
  • Meadowbrook: "Well either way, we need to find them young'ins and  straight this mess out before Ironheart can get away with this scott-free."
  • The heroes charge off!

CMC Clubhouse.

  • Applejack: "And that's the whole story."
  • Scootaloo: "..... Wow, and I thought Eagle-Beak being a disobedient adviser being allowed to become a professor for a university was a dumb move, but THIS?!"
  • Sweetie Belle: "If that's true, then wouldn't that mean that, that, Miss Cold cheated?!"
  • Applebloom: "...... WHY THAT DISHONEST NO GOOD OLD SNAKE IN THE GRASS?! AND WHO'S TO SAY THAT SHE DIDN'T CONVINCE MISS CHEERILEE'S BROTHER TO GO ALONG WITH THIS, IF THE VEGIPONY CLAIM IS TRUE?!"
  • Scootaloo: "WE GOTTA FIND CHEERILEE AND BIG MAC?!"
  • Applejack: Given they're too lost in each other's eyes, it ain't gonna be easy to convince them.
  • Scootaloo: Then we'll separate them for an hour. We did it before.
  • Sweetie Belle: Yeah, barely.
  • Applebloom: And what about Ironheart?
  • Sweetie Belle: Eh, we said that if she was caught cheating, the deal was off! We just tattle on her, and it's over!
  • Applejack: Uh, being snitches will likely make it worse. If Ironheart is as mean as Cobalt, then she will likely take the job by force, mainly by brainwashing. I mean, she tried to be discreet, but when everything crumbles, desperate times call for desperate measures.
  • Sweetie Belle:... Darn, you're right!
  • Applebloom: So, what do we do?
  • Applejack: Leave Ironheart to us. You three just do the part the map chose you to do.
  • Applebloom: You can count on us, sis! But... Where do we begin? We likely won't find Halo Jump given he went back home to Mount Aris, or underwater.
  • Scootaloo: Well, given we likely still have our own merpony forms since we introduced Fluttershy to their world indirectly, we CAN breath underwater and talk to him. But... Well, it's a LONG way, and I still can't fly.
  • Applejack: I guess Starswirl can get'cha there. Even if Twilight insists that it's your mission and yours alone, even it and Starswirl can agree that you're still kids, so you can need any help you can get. Just... Just find Halo, and convince him this was all just a trick. Then go find Sugar Belle and do the same. Given Halo can fly, I'm sure you can handle the rest from there.
  • Applebloom: You heard her, girls!
  • All CMC: CUTIE MARK CRUSADERS FOREVER! (They high-hooved and they took off on the scooter and wagon for the castle)
  • Applejack: Alright, Ironheart! Yer' going down! (The Carrow was seen watching this and left)

Jeerilee's Office

  • Jeerilee: "THEY'RE ONTO US?!"
  • The Carrow cawed.
  • Jeerilee: "..... Oh nuts?! Rooters?! (The trio came up!) You three need to need to take the turnup chopter and get to Hippogrifa! Do whatever you can to prevent them from succeeding!"
  • Potamoe: "Ya sure boss, even after what Miss Rainbowberry-?"
  • Jeerilee: "This is not just about protecting my own flanks and investment, this is also protecting her?! She'll be hated publicly because she was assusiated with me! And surely you guys would do it for her?!"
  • Larroty: "I KNOW I WOULD?! (Potamoe and Cunion looked at him weirdly)..... Cause, any, friend of the boss is a friend of mine? (Nerviously laughs)."
  • Jeerilee: "JUST GO?! (The Rooter boys scrambled comically and ran off to a Turnup Helicopter)......"
  • Miss Cold showed up.
  • Miss Cold: "Your seriously trusting those baffoons again?"
  • Jeerilee: "Don't, even, talk to me?! Rainbowberry quited on me thanks to getting involved in all this?!"
  • Cold: Look, I can explain! Given what you likely heard, I-
  • Jeerilee: OH, I HEARD ENOUGH! You were doing this for your rotten brainwashing family!
  • Cold:.... (Sighs defeated and annoyed)...... Fine, you want me to be real? The Storm King almost conquered us all! As for the hippogriffs? There's a reason why my family doesn't let us get involved with other races. Not only were they hard to work with during the Fear War, but they are atrociously in for their own people for different reasons. The Princess went to them for help by request from Celestia, and their idiotic queen, banishes them for something that was her own fault from the beginning! That's why we ponies are better off alone! The Union couldn't even survive. We HAVE to save ourselves from the dangers creatures from other lands pose on us!
  • Jeerilee: BY BRAINWASHING CHILDREN?!?
  • Cold: Perhaps not an ideal prospect, but in it's defence, the current generation as grown TOO forgiving, too blinded by colors and the wonders of friendship, and anything else that makes us a weak race! Sometimes surviveal will require you to adopt even the most questionable methods! Without such, we really are as weak as the likes of Griffins and Dragons often berate us for!
  • Jeerilee: Friendship is NOT weakness!
  • Cold: Perhaps not, considering it's successes, BUT IT IS A HINDERENCE?! Ask Princess Twilight! She almost destroyed hers because they were not reliable when she tried to stop Storm King! They are NOT enough to stop threats like Storm King from taking us over!
  • Jeerilee: THAT WAS HARSH COINCIDENCE! I TOLD YOU, I WILL NOT BRING MYSELF TO CONSPIRACY AND RISK THE DESTRUCTION OF MY COMPANY, AND RAINBOWBERRY'S!!! THE DEAL, IS OFF! Get off my property!
  • Miss Cold: "..... Fine. I got what I want anyway. I mean, I would just brainwash you into obedience, but that be a waste of magic on your phathic earth-pony mind. And sure, you can expose me, but that would also exposed you, because, let's be honest.... You did helped me afterall. And that would make your silly business suffer worse, and further compromise your mare friend's silly dream. You are not even a minor threat to me. Even if you don't particuarly care of me, I don't have to worry about you causing any problems. Besides, I have more pressing matters then arguing with an idiot like you! I, have a long denied desteny to reclaim."
  • Cold teleports away!
  • Jeerilee: "...... Oh now I'm in a real bind?!"

Twilight's Castle

  • Starswirl:... So you three ready? You have a way to breath underwater, correct?
  • Sweetie Belle: Yeah! We were the ones who got her to meet Wajinga and get her that merpony form, so we predictably got our own merpony forms. So we can breath underwater, alright.
  • Somnambula: Then good luck, little ones! (They teleported them off)
  • Applejack:... Now the rest is up to us!
  • Francis: Heir-heir!

Hippogrifia

  • Applebloom: (They were teleported there as hippogriffs were rebuilding the place and were surprised at their appearance)... Wow!... These guys look pretty cool!
  • Scootaloo: I know! Now, let's ask for directions. Halo's likely back underwater with Novo after all that crap that happened, and again, given our merpony forms, it shouldn't be hard to go down and talk to her.
  • ???: Awwwwww!!!! (Skystar came in as a hippogriff) What're three pony fillies doing here all by your lonesome?
  • Sweetie Belle:... We came on behalf of Applejack, Rarity, and Rainbow Dash, because we wish to talk to the one called 'Halo Jump'.
  • Skystar: Oh... Well, Halo has been taking whatever happened kinda hard. He's in Seaquestria. I can bring you there.
  • Applebloom: Heh, well, you won't need to do much. See, what happened with Fluttershy getting he merpony form... You can thank us. Back then, we were looking for cutie marks, and wanted to teach her how to swim so she can see new life, then... Then that crazy rescue of Equantica happened.
  • Skystar:... That's... Kinda nice, if it wasn't for that cutie mark stuff.
  • Scootaloo: Eh, it's something we've outgrown, since we now have them. We now help others with cutie marks, help them earn them, and apparently, we learned it has another meaning to aid those in need. And... Well, Halo had a relationship with our school teacher that was destroyed by her brother and some mean descendant of a brainwashing maniac. We need to get Halo to know the truth before it's too late.
  • Skystar:... In that case, I wanna help more than ever! Come with me! (They went to the pool and jumped in as the CMC gained the merpony forms in The Seas of Captain Legend, and arrived in Seaquestria)
  • Scootaloo: WOW!... It's so beautiful!
  • Sweetie Belle: Yeah, Equantica be darned! (They entered the castle)
  • Novo:... Skystar, you're back!
  • Skystar: Yeah, and you won't believe who just showed up! (The CMC came)
  • Novo:... Three fillies?
  • Applebloom: Oh, we're just sisters of the ones you know as Applejack and Rarity.
  • Scootaloo: And Rainbow Dash and me have sort've a sisterly bond. We... We need to talk to the one called Halo Jump.
  • Novo: Well, I can tell the guy's been quite through a lot. He came back heart-broken and felt betrayed.
  • Applebloom: Long story. He had a crush on our teacher, and since she had a problem since some crazy love poison incident involving us, we wanted to get her out of a drunken phase that disrupted her job by getting her another love interest... Then we found Halo.
  • Novo:... Huh? I knew he loved you ponies since your sisters came by, but... I never thought he could fall IN love with one.
  • Scootaloo: Oh, you wouldn't believe it. He said she was cute when she was drunk.
  • Skystar:... That sounds quite silly.
  • Scootaloo: I know! But at least it's not as disturbing as their lovey-dovey talk when they were given that love poison. GAG! So... We came because apparently, whatever broke his heart, was a fabricated lie by our teacher's brother and the descendant of an evil brainwashing jerk from the Great Fear War, to both get her to steal our teacher's job and brainwash countless kids, and for him to get Applebloom's family secrets for Zap Apples.
  • Skystar: BRAINWASHING CHILDREN?!? THAT'S HORRIBLE!!
  • Novo: Damn right! I promised redemption to ponies for telling 'em 'sucks to be you' when Celestia sent your sisters and their friends to ask aid from us, and I sure as heck ain't gonna back out on it.
  • Applebloom: So then you'll help us?
  • Novo: Well, one, we already tried to talk to Halo. We assumed whatever upset him had context, but he was quite unreasonable. So... Whatever drove him to your home, you might wanna remind him of what made 'yall so exciting. (She retrieved her Pearl of Transformation) But first... As an act of redemption for my blind actions... I have a gift for you. (She gave them adorable seapony forms)
  • Applebloom: What're ya do- (They saw their new seapony forms)...
  • Scootaloo: OH, THIS IS SO COOL!!!
  • Sweetie Belle: YEAH! IT BEATS THE MERPONY FORM, EVEN THOUGH WE NEVER USED IT MUCH!!!
  • Novo: Allow me to escort you to Halo's room. (They swam up to the ceiling-bound houses)
  • Applebloom: WOW! Your houses are on the ceiling?!? I mean, I know bein' underwater is like bein' in space, but WOW!
  • Novo: Seaponies have QUITE a dazzling architecture. I had the same reaction you did when Storm King chased us here.
  • Sweetie Belle: Well, since he attacked Equestria last month, it makes sense why Ironheart would strike now. What's to say he didn't have a family just as evil?
  • Novo: Oh, he did. But let's not worry about that. Here's Halo's room. Just... Be gentle. (They entered through the kelp curtain as they saw a seapony Halo crying in his bed)
  • Applebloom:... Halo?
  • Halo: (He noticed them)... Oh, hey, girls!
  • Scootaloo:... You don't seem surprised we came underwater to find you.
  • Halo: I knew you had merpony forms when I looked into your eyes. We're descended from your race, after all, so Equestrian magic is in our nature.
  • Scootaloo: Yeah, no kidding. We got loads to tell you!
  • Halo: "(Sighs annoyed), Look, girls, if it's about Cheerilee and what I said, I only over-reacted, okay? That being said, it's obvious that Cheerilee didn't really cared for me at all. She really does only care for Big Macintosh."
  • Applebloom: Well, that's just it! They DIDN'T love each other after all! It was all a lie!
  • Halo: A lie?
  • Sweetie Belle: Our school used to have a mean teacher named Ironheart, who is APPARENTLY related to this mean judge long during the Great Fear War who wanted to turn us into an aggressive military emotionless race through brainwashing students, hoping that the Boogeyman wouldn't use fear against us. She used Miss Cheerilee's brother to sneak a love poison on them to get them back together.
  • Halo:... (Sighs)... I... I just don't know. Even if what you say is true... What else is there living with you?
  • Scootaloo: Come on! You're the hippogriff who loved our race for showing you they were people worth saving! You didn't let Twilight's... Stunt... Get you down, and that took guts!
  • Applebloom: We ponies have more to offer than you already know. Don't let Ironheart or Jeerilee tell you that we're better off without races like yours!
  • Sweetie Belle: Ironheart is in the wrong because being independent closes us off on options. By travelling to other lands and worlds, we discovered experiences that made our ways of life worth it! There's so many things in Equestria right up your alley!
  • Halo Jump: Like what?
  • Scootaloo: I thought you'd never ask! SKY?!? (Skystar and the CMC sung this as Halo looked in joy like Novo did in the movie)
My Little Pony The Movie Soundtrack - "One Small Thing" Audio Track

My Little Pony The Movie Soundtrack - "One Small Thing" Audio Track

  • Halo: "Ya know something kiddos? Your right! I'm not gonna let Ironheart and Cheer's bro mess with me! Your right! We need to save Cheer and Mac from this screwed up plan! Come on, Kids, I'll take ya to Suger Belle myself!"

Outside of Mount Aris.

  • Halo Jump, back as a Hippgriff, flew fast with the Crusaders on board!
  • Scootaloo: "SO THIS IS WHAT FLYING IS LIKE?! AWESOME?!"
  • Sweetie Belle: "Didn't Rainbow Dash gave you rides?!"
  • Scootaloo: "I GET SO EXCITED THAT I FORGET?!"
  • Applebloom: "What matters now is that we're on our way! Nothing can stop this!"
  • The Turnup Chopter rised from the clouds and was after them!
Classical - Richard Wagner - Ride of the Valkyries

Classical - Richard Wagner - Ride of the Valkyries

  • Halo: "..... IS THAT A TURNUP COPTER?!"
  • Potamoe's voice: "All right, kids! In the name of GMO inc, I'm gonna have to ask ya to land the bird-horse, or else we will have to use tomatos! (Tomato cannons popped out!)"
  • Larroty's voice: "Your not seriously thinking about shooting at kids, Potamoe?"
  • Potamoe's voice: "REMEMBER THAT IF THOSE KIDS WIN, RAINBOWBERRY WILL SUFFER A DOWNGRADE IN POPULARITY!?"
  • Cunion's voice: "Also, boss's orders."
  • Larroty's voice: "...... THEN GIVE ME THE CONTROL OF THE CANNONS?!"
  • Scootaloo: "IT'S THE VEGI-HEAD PONIES?!"
  • Sweetie Belle: "Eeeyup! Jeerilee's diffently involved!"
  • Halo: "Don't worry girls, I'm GREAT at evadtion?!"
  • The Music started to pick up as the Turnup Copter chased Halo and the CMC, firing tomatos at them!
  • Larroty: (He took to the sky with his carrot-top-like wings as the Turnip Copter went the other size as the two got tomato cannons ready) HELLO!
  • Potamoe: GOODBYE! (Halo pulled back as they blasted each other) D'AAAH, MOTHER OF PEARL, THAT STINGS!!!
  • Larroty: WATCH WHERE YOU'RE SHOOTING, JACKASS!!!
  • Halo: I suggest we take evasive action and lose 'em!
  • Scootaloo: I SUGGEST YOU SHADDAP AND KICK THEIR BUTTS! THEY'RE LIKELY NOT GONNA GIVE UP IF THE SLICK THEFT OF THE BOOK WAS ANY INDICATION!!!
  • Halo: NO NEED TO YELL AT ME! I HAVEN'T DONE THIS IN YEARS! YOU GIRLS EVEN KNOW HOW TO FIGHT?!?
  • Applebloom: WE'RE HELPERS, NOT FIGHTERS!
  • Halo: WHAT'S THE DIFFERENCE!
  • Applebloom: JUST SHADDAP AND DO SOMETHING! (They continued being targeted with tomatoes as Halo caught a few and threw them back)
  • Cunion: AAHHH!! (Some tomatoes smacked the windshield as Potamoe used windshield wipers to wipe it clean)
  • Potamoe: UGH! WHO TAUGHT YOU BOZOS HOW TO SHOOT?!?
  • Larroty: YOU DID, STUPID! NOW SHUT UP AND DRIVE!!! IF THEY REACH SHAREVILLE, WE'RE DONE!
  • Sweetie Belle: (She was struck by a tomato) UGH! NOW RARITY'S GONNA BATHE ME ROUGHLY AGAIN!! THANKS, YOU STOOGY VEGGIETALES RIPOFFS!! Celestia, I hate that cartoon, even when it is actselly not that of an intense relijustus cartoon as any other alternatives!
  • Applebloom: We all do as we grow up!
  • Halo Jump: HOLD ON! (He free-fell towards the ground as they disappeared)
  • Potamoe:... THE DINGLEBERRY?!?
  • Larroty: WHERE'D THEY GO?!?
  • Potamoe: KEEP YOUR GUARD UP!! HIPPOGRIFFS ARE DAMN SLICK!
  • Cunion: When are they not?
  • Potamoe: JUST STOP WITH THE SNARK AND DON'T LET YOUR GUARD DO- (Halo and the others appeared in their windshield)
  • Halo: Boo! (The three had the same reaction as Fidget jumpscaring Fagin, Ratigan, and Darla with Potamoe screaming like Chi-Fu and Halo had the strength to stop the chopper's top propeller from spinning)
  • Potamoe: WHAT THE FUDGESICLE?!?
  • Halo: HAPPY LANDING! (He tore the top propeller off and threw it in the distance, causing the Turnup Chopter to spin out of control and fall, causing the Rooter Boys to fall straight down spinning as the trio stooge scream)
  • Scootaloo:... You sure they can survive that?
  • Halo: One of them can fly! They'll be fine! Let's just get to Shareville!

Shareville

  • Halo: (They arrived at Sugar Belle's home quickly) SUGAR! (They came in) SUGAR, WE- (They gasped to see Ironheart holding her hostage)
  • Scootaloo: YOU!
  • Cold: You three ponies have a bad habit of not minding your own business! (Boris, Vampir, and Konder closed the door on the trio, blocking Halo out) What I am doing is for the good of ponies everywhere! I won't allow threats like Storm King to take destructive action again!
  • Applebloom: COLD, YOU LYING SLIMY DAUGHTER OF A BLEEP!! LET HER GO!!
  • Cold: NO! You've done enough to ruin me, and there's only 6 hours until the next meeting! I won't let you ruin my chance to make ponies proactive!
  • Scootaloo: Not if we tell them-
  • Cold: Do it, and I can't guarantee that Suger Belle will live to see her next pastry!!
  • Scootaloo:... Seriously, lady? Murder? Over a teaching job?
  • Cold: IT IS NOT ABOUT THE MERE TEACHING POSITION, YOU STUPID BRAT!! IT WAS ABOUT MAKING EQUESTRIANS STRONGER!! I WON'T HAVE THAT UNDONE, BY THREE DISOBEDENT SNOT-NOSED BRATS THAT DO RECKLESS STUNTS FOR THEIR AMUSEMENT!!
  • ???: IRONHEART! (The Pillars arrived)
  • Cold: (She was shocked)... WHAT?!? STARSWIRL?!? STILL ALIVE?!? IMPOSSIBLE! YOU LIVED MILLENNIA AGO!
  • Starswirl: Actually, I was in limbo, in thanks to an unrelated event. Now leave the Sharevillian alone! This is between you and us!
  • Cold:... (She let Sugar Belle go as she was cared for by the CMC) Then prepare to wish that you bunch STAYED in limbo!! (Cold began conjuring up a spell that began to turn her into a creature with features of her three pets, two sets of wings, conder and bat, and a whipping scorpain tail as she flew up and roared, destroying Suger Belle's home)"
  • Suger Belle: MY HOUSE!! (The Pillars ran outside and saw the flying Monster Cold as the Sharevillians began to panic)
  • Starswirl:... We'll take this from here, young ones! Get Miss Sugar Belle out of here!
  • Scootaloo: But her pets!!
  • Meadowbrook: Oh don't worry. We already have them taken care of. (Fluttershy was seen giving the three pets the Stare and has successfully subdued them)
  • Boris: SHE JUST STARES INTO OUR SOULS!! MAKE IT STOP!! MAKE IT STAA-HA-HAAP!! (The Crusaders took Sugar Belle to Halo as they got out and all proceeded to run as the Battle between the Pillers and Cold began as the five got out of town)
  • Halo: Whew! That was a close one!
  • ???: AS CLOSE AT IT WILL GO! (The water-soaked Turnup Copter was seen arriving and being piloted by seaweed-covered Rooter Boys)
  • Halo: Awwww nuts, The Vegi-Heads are back!
  • Potamoe's voice: WE DIDN'T WANT TO DO THIS, BUT WE'VE BEEN FORCED!! (The Turnup shows a giant pumpkin) SAY HELLO TO THE MOTHER OF ALL PUMPKINS!!"
  • Suger Belle: "THAT'S BIG ENOUGH TO MAKE A MILLION PUMPKIN PIES OUT OF!!"
  • Cunion's Voice: "It's also gonna make a big mess?!"
  • The Tunrup copter drops the pumpkin as it falls like a released bomb!
  • Halo: "TAKE COVER?!" (The giant pumpkin blasts as the seeds morphed into pumpkin monsters that were like a combination of the Shrek 2 game pumpkin monsters and the pumpkin monsters of Monsters vs. Aliens, but with glowing green insides as they snarled and spit adhesive orange goop that stuck Halo's wings to his body as they fell, and Sweetie saved them by barely using her magic skill to give them a safe landing)...
  • Larroty: TIME FOR SOME ROOTER BOY TOUGH LOVE, FELLAS?! (The three came out after landing the copter and got out massive tomato cannons and fired them rapidly)
  • Sweetie Belle: AW, COME ON, YOU KNOW HOW MUCH RARITY'S GONNA BE UPPITY ABOUT THIS?!?
  • Potamoe: SOUNDS LIKE A "YOU-PROBLEM", YOU LITTLE SNOT! AND IT AIN'T REALLY MY BUSINESS?! (They continued firing until Halo grabbed their cannons, and smashed all three together and crushed the cannons in)...... (Fearfully) But this, however, looks like a "Me-Problem".
  • Halo: (He growled and roared like a griffin as the three showed fear as he beat them up, dubbed as TFS Vegeta in his DBX fight with Zodd) THEY'RE, MY, FRIENDS, YOU, GOD, DAMN, BAS, TARDS!
  • Potamoe: "YOWWWW, THAT WASN'T SUPPOSE TO BEND THAT WAY?!"
  • Larroty: "YOUR HANDS ARE COLD?!"
  • Cunion: "OWWWWWWW, MY SWEET ONION BITS?!"
  • Sugar Belle: Oh, I can't look!
  • Sweetie Belle: Me either!
  • Scootaloo: I can't look away! This is really awesome!
  • Halo: GET OFF OF THEM, BEFORE I EAT YOUR HEADS OFF OR CRACK THEM OPEN LIKE FREAKING WATERMELONS!
  • Larroty:... (He peed literal carrot juice)
  • Potamoe: Okay, I'm usually fearless at the face of adversity, but we're not getting paid for vegetable-tearing violence!
  • Cunion: "We're not getting paid at all, we're magicly created labor-"
  • Potamoe: ONLY SERVES TO PROVE MY POINT?! We're out! (They got back on the copter and screamed taking off until it shorted out and they fell into the water again) NOT AGAAAAIII- *Splash* (Gurgles)!!!
  • Applebloom:...
  • Halo: Eh, they'll be fine! Let's get outta here! (They flew off)
  • Scootaloo: "What about the mutant pumpkins?"
  • Halo: "Oh don't worry, I'm sure the Mane 7 will take care of that later."
  • Cold: (Notices them during the piller battle) OH, NO YOU DON'T!! (She blasted at them as they dodged and took off) URRRRGGHHH!! (She flies after them)
  • The Louger Van arrived and smacked into Cold, sending her flying back into Shareville and placing forth a containment sheild designed to keep her from getting on out!
  • Lord Shen: "I ADORE the new containment sheild Lexus gave us when we were on that mission in Pastoon to stop a zombie cattle stampede caused by a Necromancer Indian."
  • Icky: "And thank gods we gave it some anti-magic adjustments from the AUU so this cunt can't weasel her way out, even dispite being as strong as she is!"
  • Cold was trying to break free, but failed constintely?!
  • Cold: "THIS IS NOT FAIR?!"
  • Gazelle: "How dreadfully ironic of you for saying that, considering that you were cheating your way into savatoshing Cheerilee."
  • Duke: "So if your gonna try and cheat people like that, it's only fair to make you taste your own medision."
  • Icky: "Also, the episode is pretty much over now, and this is pretty much the part were your evil plans come crashing down."
  • Cold: "(Growls and looks to see the Pillers)..... I may as well make the best of a bad situation, AND AT LEAST GET REVENGE ON THE FOOLS THAT RUINED MY FAMILY'S LEGACY TO BEGIN WITH?!" (She cast a spell)
  • Starswirl: WHA-WHAT'RE YOU DOING?!?
  • Cold: I'M TRAPPING MYSELF IN LIMBO, WITH NO WAY BACK, AND I'M TAKING YOU SEVEN WITH ME!
  • Stygian: COLD, THAT RISK WILL NOT BE WORTH IT IN THE END- (The spell starting working as they became intangible)...
  • Rockhoof: YOU WOULDN'T DARE, YOU CRAZY WITCH?!
  • Cold: OH, I DARE?! IF I'M GOING DOWN, I'M TAKING YOU ALL WITH ME!
  • Twilight: NOO!! STARSWIRL!!
  • Cold: SAY GOODBYE, TO YOUR FAVORITE LEGEND, FOREVER! (Her horn assesseery started to spark in white unstable power)
  • Starswirl:... COLD! YOUR HORN ATTACTHMENT?! IT CAN'T TAKE A SPELL AS COMPLEX AS INTERDIMENSIONAL ONES WITHOUT AID, IT'S GONNA FLUCTUATE AND EXPLODE!!
  • Cold: DON'T TRY TO SCARE ME AWAY, YOU OLD FOOL! IT'S TOO LATE ANYWAY! MY FAMILY WILL TAKE MY PLACE AND AVENGE ME, AND THIS TIME, YOU SEVEN WILL NOT BE HERE TO STOP THEM, AND THEY WILL BE STRONG ENOUGH TO DEAL WITH YOUR MISFIT FRIENDS! (They continued fading until it suddenly started to wear out as Cold felt a fracturing pain in her head as she screamed as her horn attachment got out of control)
  • Somnambula: COLD!
  • Rockhoof: HIT THE DECK! (They avoided it and shielded themselves as Cold's reveiled already fractured horn inside the attatchment got wounded and started shattering from the fluxing magic, and she screamed violently as it exploded off completely, knocking her into the front house as it crumbled on top of her)
  • Flash:... Did she survive?
  • Starswirl: Perhaps. But no doubt she ended up like her ancestor Cobalt. Her horn was likely already broken as it is from an unrelated spell attempt if that attachment's an indecation. Now, in what she attemted, that attachment likely ended up causing her already ruined horn to go beyond it's current damage and resulted in what we witnessed. She likely will never use magic again.
  • Mistmane: Well, if she does survive, she's not going to be happy about it.
  • Cold got out of the rumble, phathicly.
  • Flash: "Well that escalated quickly."
  • Cold was turning back into a normal pony, her horn started to spark madly.
  • Cold: "...... My....... My horn...... MY HORN?!"
  • Meadowbrook: "Now before you go right ahead and blame us, what happened was your own fault."
  • Flash: "Well yeah! Your the one who tried to send us to limbo! That's on you that your horn's more busted then Blackbeak's credability!"
  • Cold looked steaming with anger, but it quickly melted into her having a crying fit, to everyone's surprise.
  • Mistmane: "..... Your..... Crying?"
  • Flash: "Uhhhh, last time I check, villains aren't suppose to cry. They're suppose to be all "CURSE YOU" and "I'LL HAVE MY REVENGE", ya know, the usual cliché banter they bring out."
  • Cold: (A record scratch was heard)... Excuse me?
  • Meadowbrook: "Now look what you did!"
  • Flash: Uh-duh-uh, sorry, that wasn't meant to be offencsive, I was only making an observation, I didn't mean for it to come out like-
  • Cold: NO, NO! I SEE HOW IT IS! THE VILLAIN NEVER CRIES UPON DEFEAT, AND ALWAYS CURSES AT THE HEROES REGARDLESS OF WHAT RENDERED THEM THAT WAY!!! WELL, PARDON ME FOR BEING AN ACTUAL PERSON, AND NOT A WALKING EMBODIMENT OF STEREOTYPES!! You sir, are insensitive!
  • Starswirl:... Indeed, way to sound like a fool, Flash.
  • Flash: SORRY, OKAY?!? I'm still getting used to how this time works, okay!? Yeesh! (The shield died down as the Lougers and the Main 7 came in)
  • Starlight: "Okay, Cold, time to be honest with us. Just what are you crying about?! Tempest handled having a broken horn well enough..... Granted, not to the point that she can't do anymore magic, but she certainly coped with her busted horn."
  • Cold: "IT'S NOT THE HORN I'M CRYING ABOUT, YOU DOLTS?! I HAVE ASSESSERIES THAT'LL FIX THE NINCE AND GET MY MAGIC TO WORK AGAIN?! IT'S....... IT'S?!"
  • Applejack: "Okay, how's about you calm down and start speaking relitively rational before you start speaking gibberish."
  • Cold: ".... Have you, not even noticed that I'm seem to be the only Ironheart you fought today?!"
  • The Heroes began to think about that.
  • Pinkie: "Well, yeah, until now, the Ironhearts were never a problem."
  • Cold: "That's, that's because....... I'm the only Ironheart left."
  • The Heroes were surrpsied.
  • Cold: "Why else did you think that we were never an issue until now?! My family's netourious legacy in the fear wars caught up to them as mythics were hunting my bloodline down to extinction?! If you thought the Judu Des line had it rough with the loss of Dred Judu Des, well, at least their eventuall decline was slow. The Ironhearts were not given that same generious opition. The Ironhearts were hunted down to the point that I was the only one left. I basicly have to raised myself."
  • Icky: "So, you were lying about that crap about your family finishing what you were starting then? Was saying that meant to make us paranoid?"
  • Cold: Oh, fine!! You exposed my ruse!! I was hoping to make you all worry about a revenge that will never come and to make you all feel as if your efferts are hopeless and risk a mistake that would've allowed Jeerilee's stupid stooges to eventually capture those brats?! But since not even THEY are going to be an issue anymore, that stupid sibling of Cheerilee is hopeless against them now?! His only compident aide quit, and that trio's useless?! JUST, GO AHEAD AND BANISH ME TO TARTARUS OR LOCK ME UP IN THE BLACK STAILLIAN ASYLUM ALREADY?! I may as well submit to suffering, now that I am a complete and utter failure to my family!! I ONLY WANTED TO PROTECT OUR RACE! THOUGH BRAINWASHING IS NOT MORALLY ACCEPTABLE, GIVEN HOW CUTESY WE ARE, SACRIFICES HAD TO BE DONE FOR THE GREATER GOOD!! TO BE JUDGED FOR SUCH A GOOD ARGUMENT TO THE POINT OF GENOCIDE, DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW THAT FEELS?!?
  • Po:... Well, at least about, 50/50 in my case, cause my hometown was lost because a certain someone, (Unsubtily points to Lord Shen), was threatened by a prophecy, and got his tail feathers handed to him in the end due to selfish denial, but it's only somewhat similar.
  • Lord Shen: ".... Panda, did you HAVE to bring that up in front of legendary heroes that may not get the context?"
  • Rockhoof: "Oh, Princess Celestia already given us the full story about you misfits awhile back. Oh, and thanks for being a big help to my clan prior to, certain events."
  • Mistmane: "And thank you for keeping my village safe."
  • Flash: "And props on handling ol' Magpieasuck, by the way...... Although it looks like I may need to look into how the Blackbeak family are pretty much having the same problem."
  • Twilight:... Well, this just took a dark turn.
  • Starswirl: I agree. I never thought I could actually feel sorry for the descendant of one of our enemies.
  • Cold: Exactly! That's why I always rooted for the Unicorn Council and Pred on the side... THEN YOU ROBBED US A CHANCE TO KEEP STORM KING AWAY BY GETTING PRED TO GO SOFT ON THOSE BEASTS, AND GETTING SHINEFLARE OUT OF OFFICE!
  • Icky: "Hey to be fair lady, we didn't had the hindsight that maybe letting Pred stay a dick and letting Shineass stay in power would've been SOME help.... Except for the fact that they ain't canon, in which case, they wouldn't be a real help anyway, cause-"
  • Cold: WELL THEY COULD'VE FIGURED WHAT THE STORM KING WAS AIMING TO DO AHEAD OF TIME AND SLAY HIM BEFORE HE CAN MAKE A MOVE?! THEY WERE MY HEROES AFTER THEY SLAYED THE ONES WHO BUTCHERED MY PARENTS! MY FATHER HAD ENOUGH ON HIS PLATE WITH A MASSIVE HORN INJURY THAT DESTROYED HIS MAGIC, BUT TO BE KILLED, ESPECIALLY WHEN I WAS AT SUCH A YOUNG AGE?!?... UNACCEPTABLE!! THERE WAS NOPONY LEFT TO CARE FOR ME! I went to many orphanages being kicked out of the last because I tried to get ponies to understand why I had to do all this, but as usual, YOU NEVER LISTEN! THE STORM KING CAME, BECAUSE OF YOU! Shineflare and Pred may've lacked disaplene and kept going after the wrong sorts of Mythics, but they KNEW when to defend from threats like Storm King! You let yourself get sabotaged like that!
  • Twilight: Don't go blaming US for all that stuff! Committing countless murders and hate crimes against non-ponies wasn't right! We had to do something!
  • Icky: "And again, if we knew that a giant tailed yeti with magic powers was gonna come and fucked shit up, we would've talked Pred out of retirement and leave Shinebutt alone with a stern warning!
  • Cold: ARE YOU KIDDING?!? DRAGONS ARE GREEDY KILLERS AND BRUTES!
  • Spyro/Cynder/Devon and Cornwall/Mushu: "HEY?!"
  • Cold: GRIFFINS ARE GOLD-HOGGERS!
  • Gilda: "SO?! I SEEN PONIES THAT CAN BE PRETTY GREEDY TOO?! WHAT'S YOUR EXCUSE?!"
  • Cold: CENTAURS ARE TOO PROUD FOR THEIR OWN GOOD! Every race out there betrayed us, and it proved the Union useless!
  • Icky: "Wait wait wait, was it the Union or The Unity?"
  • Twilight: "It can actselly go either way."
  • Cold: EVEN THE HIPPOGRIFFS THAT TAKE MORE FROM US, EVEN IN PURITY, ARE USELESS!
  • Icky: "OH-HO-HO-HO! You should be lucky that neither Halo, Novo and Skystar, nor even Silver Quill heard you bitch about Hippogriffs like that! Otherwise, it would not be pretty."
  • Cold: THEY BETRAYED YOU!! WE PONIES WERE, AND ARE, BETTER OFF ALONE!
  • Pinkie: "Yeesh, you can EASILY pass of as Tempest's grandmother with an attatude like that!"
  • Cold: CELESTIA WAS A FOOL FOR GOING TO THE HIPPOGRIFFS FOR HELP! IN FACT, WHY DO YOU THINK WE PONIES CENTERED OURSELVES IN THIS ONE LAND?!? THE OUTSIDE IS NOT TO BE TRUSTED!!
  • Patrick: "Wait, but I thought it was because they got here because ponies were arguing with eachother because of Ice Horse Ghosts."
  • Cold: "..... THAT WAS HOW EQUESTIA WAS FOUNDED, DUNCE?! Okay, rephrase: WHY DO YOU THINK WE STAYED IN EQUESTIA EVER SINCE THE CHOAS AND FEAR WARS?!"
  • Sandy: "Well I'm sure there's plenty of logical reasons besides what your trying to suggest, like that Ponies feel more comfertable in Equestia, it has historic value, it's where the tree of harmony is, or the land just clicks better with them. But I'm sure your gonna bring up your point anyway."
  • Cold: WELL IT'S BECAUSE THE OTHER WALKS OF LIFE DO NOT MATCH EQUESTIAN STANDERDS?!
  • Icky: "Oh boo-hoo, the other races aren't like ponies and are pretty much close to Equestia having realistic socities in an otherwise utopian world. Well maybe if ponies work better with the other races, then maybe they won't be anti-social jerks at best, psycos as worse!"
  • Cold: WELL THAT'S ABOUT IT!? GENERALLY, WE CAN'T WORK SO WELL WITH THEM?! WE ARE BEST LEFT TO LOOK OUT FOR OUR OWN KIND, BECAUSE WHEN ALL IS SAID AND DONE, WE'RE ALL WE GOT IN A CRUEL WORLD LIKE THAT! THEY DESTROY OUR LIVES, AND YET YOU MAKE DRAGONS ASSISTANTS!! HOW COULD YOU MAKE FRIENDS WITH THEM AFTER THE COUNTLESS CRIMES THEY COMMITTED?!?
  • Rarity: "First off, Spikey-Wikey is not like the kind of dragons your referencing!"
  • Spike: "Yeah! In fact, I was nearly killed by fellow dragons, MORE THEN ONCE?! So yeah, Dragons are proned to be dangerious to even eachother and other races, it's not just the ponies! Dragons are just, natorlly aggressive!"
  • Twilight: And another thing on the matter, Cold, while we agree what they did was wrong, it doesn't paint them as a race as the same thing. Dragons like Spike, Taiku, Ember, Louis, and so on, prove that there's a side to dragons that we can awaken.
  • Flash: She's right. As one who made friends with dragons and defeated Magmatacus, and even accepted my descendant Flash Sentry as a pupil for facing dragon threats, I know them all too well. They are a race that accepted your way of thinking, and became an aggressive race. But where did that get them? It made them reckless, monstrous, vicious, antisocial, and have little to no sense of modesty. They don't believe in swear words and thus can talk as dirty as they wish, they have aggressive tendencies, they can come to harsh conclusions, and heck, they have little sense and understanding of the ways of other races. They are as vicious as you think, because they had to adapt to a harsh world, like you attempted to do to us, and given the dragons technically having a larger reptilian region AS reptiles, it's no wonder they're so aggressive. You just refused to know them because you let a single act of genocide judge them. It's like judging a book by it's cover. You cannot judge someone by how they seem or how they act.
  • Twilight: In fact, when I met a local zebra, I thought like everypony else that she was an evil enchantress, and I ended up judging a book by it's cover.
  • Private: Which I STILL find questionable. A bookworm, valedictorian of her class, a daughter figure to Celestia, and a pony who has been a prodigy for a very long time... Judges a book by it's cover!
  • Twilight: Well, to be fair, I was under a lotta stress, and the last time I saw that book... Circumstances I won't bother mentioning made me act that way. So you can imagine how embarrassed I was, and... Well... I realized that I unintentionally lied to Celestia since I was meant to learn on my own, and that by being told of it instead of learning it on my own as I should, as well as how my friends acted about it... It was embarrassing and made me look like a bad student. It's... Kinda what planted the seeds to what happened in Lesson Zero. But... Celestia said that there was a deeper meaning: Symbolism. Throughout that whole debacle, I was judging Zecora just like everypony else, and just like I did to that book. Celestia told me that there was no hard feelings, because I learned to search for deeper meanings to something despite how it appears on the outside. And it's clear YOU, cold, never learned that. You can't judge a race by how it acts or what it does, because you end up no better than Pred or Shineflare.
  • Flash Magnus: I couldn't have said it better. You have to KNOW the race before you judge them, otherwise you're RISKING them acting that way. In fact, that's how I came to know about dragons and even make friends with them.
  • Cold: "BUT WEREN'T YOU ATTACKED BY TWO DRAGONS?!"
  • Flash Magnus: "Oh, you mean Torch and his bud Sailneck? That wasn't anything serious, those two just liked to be dicks to patrols. Happens every once in awhile."
  • Cold: "Then WHY did the story made it sound like it was perialious?!"
  • Flash Magnus: "Ehh, they try TOO HARD sometimes. I agree that can be hazordious, but yeah, they tend to back off once you show ya mean business, and for what it's worth, Torch and Sails got the message loud and clear and haven't bugged the patrols since. But, some took it the wrong way and were huge d***s about it, and ended up coming after us despite King Drakesis' aid. I had doubts on trusting dragons myself... Until one day when I met someone I'll never forget."

Flashback...

  • (Flash Magnus): I met a dragon just about Ember's age who not only fell in love with me... But was a renegade. I admit that I had felt sorry for her. So basicly, I swore to always have her back... But... Then by letting my duties get in the way as her older brother killed Ironhead's brother and thus I had to arrest her... It was the day, I made a choice after seeing the raw feelings of betrayal and hate within her eyes, especially since she loved me...
  • Flash: (He turned in his badge) I quit!
  • Ironhead: WHAT?!? You're siding with HER?!?
  • Flash Magnus: Don't get me wrong, your brother was a good soldier... But he died protecting you. He wouldn't want you to do this to that dragon's sister, even if he was his muderor. It's like they always say, sir, you can't judge a book by it's cover! I KNEW her. She was not as aggressive as her brother. And she actually fell in love with me.
  • Ironhead: SHE USED YOU TO HELP HER BROTHER GET TO ME!
  • Flash Magnus: That was a lie fabricated by her brother to ensure she doesn't turn against him. Well surprise, it not only failed, but it costed him a sister in more ways then one. She is being deported now as we speak. And do you even realise what dragons do to one of their own that don't stick to their ways? THEY HAVE TO GO THROUGH A RITE-OF-PASSAGE THAT'S BASICLY OVERGLORIFIVED TORTURE, OR THEY'RE BANISHED FROM THE DRAGON LANDS! IN FACT, SHE CAME HERE BECAUSE SHE HATED BEING AN AGGRESSIVE MONSTER! NOW, BY HAVING ME PUT MY DUTIES OVER MY FRIENDS WRONGFULLY, I HAD TO DESTROY HER! That is a violation to what our country stands for! I have this to say: Vulca is NOT a bad dragon, and if you can't see that, then maybe you don't deserve to be the head of this platoon! So, I quit! I'm setting things right, and I don't care what happens! So, go ahead and declare me a national disgrace all you want! I have faith that Celestia won't let that shit slide so easily when she knows the truth! (He flies off, leaving Ironhead to be regretful)...
  • Ironhead:... ("I can't believe that just happened! My best soldier walking out on me like that!... And the worst part about all of it is... He's right!... I just let my brother's death blind me!...") (Sighs, and gets contact)... ATTENTION, EVERYPONY, GET GEARED UP, NOW!
  • (Flash Magnus): So I went to save Vulca as she had to face her own aggressive brother. And let me say, he did NOT take kindly to losing his tail. Sure it grows back like a lizard, but it doesn't grow back AS quickly, and the tail plays a big part in flying.
  • Vulca:... Volon, please! Don't do this!
  • Volon: You know the law, sis! Those who prove too weak to survive in this world must either take this rite-of-passage of redeeming themselves and re-earning their image of strength... Or they're banished.
  • Vulca: I BASICALLY DID THAT MYSELF!! I DON'T WANNA BE A MONSTER, AND YOU ALL ARE FOOLS FOR SAYING I SHOULD BE! YOU TURNED THE ONE I PUT TRUST IN AGAINST ME! WELL IF YOU HOPE THAT WOULD GET ME INTO PONY HATING, WELL YOUR WRONG, BECAUSE I KNOW THE FULL TRUTH?!
  • Volon: Pfft, does it really matter if you know what really happened?! Fact of the matter is, he still turned against ya, EVEN IF IT WAS BECAUSE OF HIS BOSS?! Besides, I DID WHAT I HAD TO DO! THOSE PONIES ARE WORTHLESS! THEY'RE JUST A BUNCH OF PATHETIC WEAK CANDY-COLORED FARM ANIMALS WHO ARE JUST TARGET PRACTICE!
  • ???: Wanna test that, you stupid jerk?! (Flash flew down in between them)
  • Volon: YOU!
  • Vulca: FLASH!
  • Flash: It's attitudes like this that paint you all in a bad way. You made me betray my own friend! You lied because you refused to accept she didn't wish to be like you! She is NOT weak, nor has she ever been!
  • Volon: (Laughs) A pony, a race known for living in a matriarchal society, is telling me that a girl is not weak? It's TOO easy for you to say.
  • (Icky): "WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW, even the Middle East and the 1950s and all pre-modern historic time periods would think that's sexist?!"
  • (Twilight): " Actselly, before Ember became Dragon Lord, Dragons were predominantly Patriarchical. It's not to say females can't assume rulership, but it's only as long as they're married TO a male. It's apart of the reason why Torch didn't allowed Ember to join."
  • (Rarity): "But that burping dragon and her easten fighting sytile friend got to parpisipate."
  • (Twilight): "That would be because the patriarchial rules were dying down by that point in time. What I meant is that Ember yet had a mate. It's, kinda why she's dating Dragasis' son. But the point is, dragons were strongly patriarchial in the early times."
  • Flash: Great Celestia, sexist much?
  • Volon: "WE'RE A PATRIARCHIAL SOCITY, DUDE?! DEAL WITH IT?! Now why don't ya buzz off and eat flowers or some shit?!"
  • Flash: "Tch, big talk from a sexist!"
  • Volon: F*** YOU, JACKASS! (He blasted fire at him as he put up his shield)... GRRRGH! FINE! YOU WANNA FIGHT FOR THAT DISGRACE OF A DRAGON?!? Well, then... (He cracks many parts of his body and displays powerful muscles and combat-capable physiology)... HIT ME WITH YOUR BEST SHOT!
  • Flash: DON'T MIND IF I DO! (The two fought as the dragons watched in amazement until Volon punched him to the ground and stepped on his head brutally)
  • Volon: YOU ARE PATHETIC! LIKE I SAID, YOU ARE NOTHING BUT WEAKNESS, AND I'VE PROVEN THAT TO EVERYONE HERE! Now, it's the end of the line for you! (He prepares to slash his throat until Ironhead and his forces stopped him) GAAHHHH!!!
  • Ironhead: HE'S NOT WEAK! BECAUSE HE HAS FRIENDS... AND FRIENDSHIP, IS-
  • Volon: DON'T SAY IT! (He blasted his fire at them as he strangled Flash)...
  • Ironhead:... Magic!
  • Volon: GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHH!!! (Flash kicked him in the groin as he was distracted)
  • Flash:... You... You actually came!
  • Ironhead: You were right! What I did was not who we were! Besides, a good soldier never leaves a pony behind! NOW LET'S F*** HIM UP!
  • Volon: (He was like this before he was beaten in front of the dragons despite him fighting back for a decent amount of time)
SMG4 SOUND EFFECTS - OH SHIT OH SHIT OH SHIT!

SMG4 SOUND EFFECTS - OH SHIT OH SHIT OH SHIT!

  • Flash:... Yeah... We may seem weak at first... But friendship makes us an army even Magmatacus cannot overcome. (The dragons agreed to his words)... We wish you dragons hope and happiness, AND friendship, in these dark times. I will see you again one day... (He looks at Vulca)... But not alone. (Vulca was teared up and hugged him, and couldn't help but kiss him on the lips) Whoa, let's take baby steps on that one, shall we?
  • Vulca: Right, sorry! (The dragons cheered as they flew off victoriously as Volon laid there beaten)
  • Volon:... This, is EMBARRASSING! THIS CANNOT POSSABILITY GET WORSE?!
  • (Flash): "Almost quickly after, the Dragon Lord of the time had Volon exicuted for malmitulating dragon tradition to try and hurt a friend of the ponies AND risking the wrath of Princess Celestia and the Judu Des Clan by murdering Ironhead's brother."
  • (Iago): "Well, it serves that dick right."
  • (Mistmane): "Abit vulgur, but yes, a fitting fate for a tasteless reptile indeed."

Present

  • Flash: So after serving my time, I decided to retire to live with dragons and give hope for ponies to know them so no one would ever be hurt like that again.
  • Twilight: (She and much of the Equestrian heroes were sobbing/crying)... Wh... What happened to Vulca after that?
  • Donkey: Did you two get married?
  • Flash: Well, I did find charm in her, but we stayed friends. But when I went to limbo... Well... Given that dragons can live for very long periods of time, I can tell she may still be alive too this day. But the moral of the story is-
  • Cold: Never judge a race by it's actions, blah-blah-blah-blah, I get it! Will you stop pounding the damn nail in the head?!? I've already had enough pain as it is!
  • Icky: "We're just saying that we're not ignoring that certain dragons can be total assclowns. Garble comes to mind. But that doesn't mean you can just, assume they're all Garbles. Look, I get that Equestia has it's work cut out to bring the best out of other cultures, but it might go alot smoother without folks like you going batshit crazy and keeping the other races from even wanting to. I mean, why did you THINK the mythic community went after your asses?! They wanted to make sure ponies stay passive and get rid of any contuary figures so they won't end up being like Pred and wreck people's shit for years to come!"
  • Cold: "THAT DOESN'T EXCUSE THE EXCESSIVE CRUELTY THEY DID TO MY FAMILY?!"
  • Somnambula: "Perhaps not in a great extent, but believe me, it would not be a fate the Celestial family would wish apawn your kin if they had knew. And believe me, if any mythic would dare wish to finish what was started, the Celestial family, and ourselves, would discourage any more attempts to spill blood, even over something like the fear wars."
  • Cold: Just do whatever you want to me already!... You wouldn't understand!
  • Twilight: "..... Actselly..... I think losing your magic is punishment enough. Why prolounge that suffering with capital punishment?"
  • Starswirl: "Normally, I protest to letting an Ironheart uncontained, even as desistatedly weaken as she is, but, since she is the last one, and no longer capable of magic, then I will only have to insist that she be taken to Canterlot to be kept a firmer eye on, just to be safe."
  • Cold: "....... I don't understand...... You're not going to capitalised on my hour of weakness?!"
  • Icky: "Well maybe that would've been something villains like Stormy or the Leage would do, but, sometimes in order to rise above that, it may mean not taking the oppertunity to really punish someone, even if they do kinda deserve it. If your hardly even a threat to yourself, then no point in being intense with ya if it's only gonna keep a vicious cycle going."
  • Starlight: "But, to show that we're not idiots, have some of THIS! (Entraps Cold inside the cristail trap spell). There. Now you won't aim to try and escape."
  • Cold: "(Muffles) Well, at least they're cautious in their un-nessersary kindness."
  • Starlight: ".... Double Diamond, can I trust you to keep the town's "Guest" from trying to flee in some way?"
  • Double: "You can count on me, Starlight."

GMO Inc.

  • Jeerilee: "HOW COULD YOU THREE FAIL LIKE THAT?!"
  • Cunion: "(Cries) We're sorry boss, but the Hippogriff got scary and Larroty juiced himself and-"
  • Jeerilee: "SAY NO MORE?! I didn't want to do this, but those kids forced me to protect my investment through....... SUBJECT XYZ!?"
DUN DUN DUUUUN!!! (Dramatic Sound Effect)

DUN DUN DUUUUN!!! (Dramatic Sound Effect)

  • Potamoe: "NOT SUBJECT XYZ, BOSS?!"
  • Jeerilee: "I'm sorry fellas, but I have no choice?!"
  • Jeerilee runs off!
  • Larroty: "...... Oh what a tangled up web we ended up weaving."

Near Ponyville.

  • Halo, the Crusaders and Suger Belle have arrived to ponyville!
  • Scootaloo: "WE MADE IT?! Nothing can stop us now?!"
  • Loud roar-sreeches were heard!
  • Applebloom: "OH NOW WHAT?!"
  • A Figure was seen heading torwords them!
  • It was a vegitable and fruit monster in resemblence to Biolonte's final form as it did it's roar!
  • Sweetie Belle: "IT'S BIOLONTIE?! OR..... IT'S FRUITY/VEGGY COUSIN?!"
  • The creature grabbed the group with it's vines and held them up to it's control, Jeerilee.
  • Jeerilee: "Hello there, kiddies! Say hello, to Subject XYZ: Healthy-Lunche!"
  • Applebloom: "Jeerilee of GMO Inc., I presume?"
  • Scootaloo: "SO YOU'RE HERE TO STOP US, HUH?! I KNOW YOUR HENCHPONIES WERE FAILURES, BUT DID YOU NEEDED TO GET A GODZILLA MONSTER RIP-OFF INVOLVED?!"
  • Jeerilee: "I didn't wanted to get Healthy-Lunche involved into this, but I was forced?! I want to be able to get Zap Apples, and the Apple Family trees so I can get such without a ritual! You kids have any idea how good for my business and the ecomamy it would be if Zap Apples are more commonplace?! It would benifit both us and Sweet Apple Arces!? And in order for that to happen, then my sister HAS to be with Big Mac?! Now either you bunch give up, or Healthy-Lunche will have to be the first plant to get revenge for years of it's kind being eaten!"
  • Suger Belle: "YOU WOULD FEED US TO THIS THING IF YOU DON'T GET US TO JUST GIVE UP?! ARE YOU CRAZY?!"
  • Jeerilee: "No! Just a DAMN good business pony and a TOUGH negosiator?! So what will be it?! I have full control of Healthy-Lunche through this helmet I am wearing! It will always do what I say for as long as I have it!"
  • Scootaloo: "Wait, first off, is that thing tested out first? And second, don't you think ponies might notice a giant monster and get Wonderbolt and maybe alicorn attention?"
  • Jeerilee: "Well yes the helmit works, and- (Realises the second bit)..... Ohhhhhhhhh."
  • Screams were heard in ponyville as an alarm siren was heard!
  • The Wonderbolts and Celestia and Luna were already on their way!
  • Jeerilee: "HEALTHY-LUNCHE, GET US SOMEWHERE MORE PRIVATE?!"
  • Healthy-Lunche began to move like Biolantie and slid as quickly as it can to another location!
  • Jeerilee: "To the edge of Equestia, and make it fast!"
  • The Louger van was seen arriving!
  • Mr. Dodo: "BY JOVE! Look at the size of this beast!"
  • Icky: "OKAY, WHAT THE HELL IS BIOLANTIE DOING HERE, AND WHY IS SHE SUDDENLY MADE OF FRUITS AND VEGITIABLES!?"
  • Twilight: I think I got pretty good idea. (She points our Jeerilee riding it)
  • Rainbow Dash: (She noticed the Wonderbolts) OH, IT'S THE WONDERBOLTS! Pinkie? Get me my suit! (She did so in a random spot as she put it on and took off to join them) IS THIS A PRIVATE PARTY, OR CAN RAINBOW 'CRASH' IT?!?
  • Spitfire: Convenient timing, Crash! This thing's not gonna let us take a good shot! Not helping that we have not idea what it even is apart from being a giant salad gone wrong!
  • Rainbow Dash: I think I may have a few ideas. It was created by GMO Inc., so... You happen to know their scientist?
  • Soarin: You mean Rainbowberry?
  • Rainbow Dash: Yeah! She HAD to have some kinda hoof in making it, so we should get a weakness from her. Fortunately, I think I can find her for you.
  • Spitfire: Then do what you can!
  • Rainbow Dash: Right! The Lodgers and my friends will have your back! (She flew off as the van appeared in front of the beast)
  • Patrick: Oh, hello!... AND GOODBYE! (They fired atomic cannons and fried many of Healthy Lunche's vines as they grew back until the cannons overheated, and HL healed from the damage they did)
  • Icky: Aw, Pony Jesus!
  • Jeerilee: BACK OFF, YOU MISFIT MORONS!!! I'VE GOT A GIANT CARNIVOROUS PLANT MADE OF NUTRISIOUS MEALS, AND I'M NOT AFRAID TO USE IT!
  • Rico: (He blabbers and uses the focus laser cannons as they did significant damage, slicing it apart)... Boom!
  • Sparx: I can't believe that worked! (Healthy Lunche not only healed, but his separated parts became more Healthy Lunches, but only miniature versions) IT WAS TOO GOOD TO BE TRUE?!
  • Shrek: You've gotta be kidding me!
  • Jeerilee: DOES IT LOOK LIKE I'M KIDDING YOU?!? I USED THE BEST MAGIC FERTILIZER I HAD TO ENSURE IT COULD SURVIVE EVEN STRONG HURRICANES, EVEN REPRODUCE THE SAME WAY!
  • Sandy: TIME THE BUCK OUT! WHY DID YOU EVEN MAKE THAT MONSTROSITY!? I KNOW YOUR ABOUT COMBINING MAGIC WITH AGROCULTURE, BUT WHAT PURPOSE DOES THIS KAIJU OF A VEGAN DISHASTOR ZONE HAVE TO DO WITH THAT?!
  • Jeerilee: Actually, it was just the result of a crazy experiment gone wrong, and we locked it up to keep it from doing any harm.
  • Icky: "AND YOU BROUGHT THIS THING OUT TO STOP A FEW KIDS, A PONY AND A HIPPOGRIFF?!"
  • Jeerilee: Well, okay, maybe in hindsight it was overkill, but not to worry! That's why I have this helmet in case the worst should happen, like say, Cold Ironheart tricked me into nearly fabricating a conspiracy and turning Rainbowberry, my own best friend whom I gave a shared dream with, against me! BUT DON'T EXPECT HEALTHY TO ACTUALLY LET YOU HIT ME!
  • Applejack: Wait... So, you were trying to be honest about it?
  • Jeerilee: Hey, I just wanted to earn your family's trust by sticking to the element you're known to wield. Besides, I would never allow myself to instantly risk my company's destruction, and now that Cold tricked me into doing so by saying there was no setbacks, I have to get out of here, and get my reputation back!
  • Iago: "WELL IT'S PROBULITY NOT HELPING THAT YOU BASICLY RELEASED THIS BIOLANTIE WANNA-BE ONTO THE WORLD JUST TO STOP A BUNCH OF KIDS?!"
  • Jeerilee: "Hence, why, I plan to get while the going's good!"
  • Tigress: Running away isn't gonna solve it! Why didn't you just talk about it?
  • Count Razoff: Perhaps he's scared because it's not up to us to decide his fate, and the fate itself is what he's afraid of, because he had a dream that was ruined by Cold's manipulation!
  • Jeerilee: Exactly! Even if you DO help, what's to say my company will not be destroyed or taken away? But enough about me, let's kill you! (Healthy Lunche's vines attacked the van and tangled it up to the ground and strangled it as the heroes jumped out)
  • Archimedes: NOT AGAIN! Even if we have magic, this is STILL annoying!
  • Jeerilee: SAY YOUR PRAYERS, MORONS! (Healthy Lunche opened it's gruesome mouth to show endless vine tongues)
  • Pinkie: PEEE-YEW, CAN YOU SAY HALITOSIS?!? To those that don't know, look it up. (The vines wrapped around them as they fought them off until Merlin and any other heroes severed them, and retreated just in time for the vines to regenerate, as Jeerilee, desidiing that Healthy Lunche is gonna be too busy going after the heroes, slided down the creature back onto ground and took off while Lunchelings searched for them)
  • Ralth: Find a happy place, find a happy place, find a happy place!
  • Jeerilee was far enough as the creature was seen in the distence.
  • Jeerilee: Whew! That was a close one!
  • ???: Yeah, but you didn't keep your eye on ONE birdie! (He saw Halo, the CMC, Sugar, Cheerilee, and Big Mac appearing behind him)
  • Jeerilee:... DAMMIT!! How did you escaped?! Healthy Lunche had you in it's gripped?!
  • Halo: "We got out while you were having a conversation with the Lougers."
  • Jeerilee: "...... D'OH?!"
  • Cheerilee: Jeerilee, is it true you got us affected by a love potion?
  • Jeerilee: N-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-Not on my own free will, I was coherse into it by cold and- Wait, how did you even get out of it?
  • Halo: Easy! We just tore the two apart, kissed them on the lips, and BOOM! All the love poison aftermath, INCLUDING the leftovers, is gone for good.
  • Jeerilee: Look, it's not my fault! It was Ironheart! She tricked me into doing all this! This was HER idea!
  • Scootaloo: THEN WHAT'S WITH TRYING TO STOP US WITH WHAT LOOKS IT COULD BE NATIVE TO THE HURAGOK HOMEWORLD WITH ELEMENTS FROM THE GODZILLA FRANCHISE?!? WHAT EVEN IS THAT ANYWAY?!
  • Jeerilee: The result of an experiment gone awry, and I'm using it to save my own sorry butt! DON'T JUDGE ME!
  • Cheerilee: It doesn't have to be this way, Jeer! We can give you a greater purpose! In fact, we can convince any judicial branch to have Rainbowberry run, and have you as the assistant. She DOES sound more fit to run the place.
  • Jeerilee: YOU KIDDING?!? SHE'S BETTER AT THE COMPANY'S PROFESSION THAN ME! THAT'S WHY SHE WAS THE HEAD SCIENTIST! NOW THANKS TO IRONHEART, SHE'S NEVER GOING TO FORGIVE ME!
  • ???: On the contrary! (Rainbow Dash came down with Rainbowberry) (She jumped down and approached him) The fact you regret your actions ARE the Jeerilee I was friends with. But this whole running from the law thing is not gonna solve anything. NOR IS SICCING SUBJECT XYZ ONTO CHILDREN?! We can give you a better chance!
  • Jeerilee: And, if you can't? I'm sorry, but I just can't risk it!
  • Halo: Then we'll just have to smack the sense into you!
  • Cheerilee: Guys, he's my brother!
  • Jeerilee: "Also, remember the helmit, it's the only thing keeping Healthy Lunche under contro- (Trips backwords onto a rock and breaks the helmit) D'OW?!..... Oh no?! (Takes the damage helmit off) THE HELMIT?! WITHOUT IT, HEALTHY LUNCHE IS BASICLY A P.R. NIGHTMARE WAITING TO HAPPEN?!"
  • Rainbow Dash: "AND A RAMPENT THREAT TO EQUESTIA?!"
  • Jeerilee: "That too!"
  • Rainbow Dash: "..... Berry, please tell me this thing has a weakness!"
  • Rainbowberry: "Subject XYZ is an imperfect prototype for durable fruits and vegiables that can survive the harshest conditions and pests. There are some things that went exactly as plan, like regeneration and a toxin dangerious only to pests. But it's not indestructible as a whole. It's insides are very susceptible to fire, and a heavy blast will force it to turn into pollen that in theory will either strengthen all crops, or create smaller scale "Healthy Lunches"."
  • Rainbow Dash: "Well perfect. We just need to give that thing the equilent of eating spicy food and it's done for!"
  • Rainbowberry: "Well keep in mind that we ever went that far with Subject XYZ. So for safety reasons, I suggest that if we're gonna do it, we need to do it in a place far from effectable plant life!"
  • Rainbow Dash: Well, let's just make it quick! We've had enough s*** in this episode as it is. (They quelled much of the Lunchelings and saved much of the heroes)
  • Sweetie Belle: BACK OFF, YOU PLANT SAVAGES!!!
  • Spitfire: (The Wonderbolts landed as they fought off the Lunchelings) WE'RE GONNA MAKE A SALAD OUT OF ALL OF YOU!
  • Jeerilee watched the fight unfold....
  • Jeerilee: "..... And all this trouble for a bunch of overglorifived rainbow apples..... I'm ruined."
  • The Rooter Boys showed up covered in yet more seaweed and gave Jeerilee some confert.
  • Jeerilee: "..... Wait, how are you three covered in even more seaweed?"
  • Cunion: "We took the turnup copter again. It crashed into more water.... Again."
  • Potamoe: " But otheriwse irrelivent. Look at the bright side boss. At least GMO Inc will survive. Granted, Berry might do alot of executive changes, starting with the name, but other then that, the dream didn't die."
  • A Luncheling snarled at the four!
  • Larroty: "BUT LET'S SURE WE DON'T?!"
  • The Four tried to run in a panic, but lunchelings began to corner them!
  • Jeerilee: "WHY DID I EVER THINK FREEING THIS THING WAS A GOOD IDEA?!"
  • Cunion: "You were desperate in trying to stop three kids from making it unlikely for you to get the Apple Family apple trees for the company?"
  • Jeerilee: "...... Wow, I really am hopeless without Berry."
  • Potamoe: "No kidding."
  • The Lunchelings surround and close in on them!
  • ???: HEY, WEEDIES! (Rainbow and Spitfire came)
  • Spitfire:... Weedies?
  • Rainbow Dash: What would YOU have said?
  • Spitfire: I kinda already did when we came in. Let's just get the job done!
  • Spike: COULDN'T AGREE MORE! (He was hurled at them by Spitfire as he blew fire inside them burning them into pollen, as he did the same for the others, and the pollen was collected by Rainbowberry)
  • Cunion: YES! WE'RE GONNA LIVE!! (Suddenly, the Lunchelings combined their efforts and strengthened Healthy Lunche into a much more evolved form that roared)... WE'RE GONNA DIIIIIEEEE!!! (This music played as HL hurled whatever it had at the heroes and they fought it off with all their effort)
Ice Age 3 Dawn of the Dinosaurs Game Music - Root of All Evil

Ice Age 3 Dawn of the Dinosaurs Game Music - Root of All Evil

  • Rainbowberry: Well, this is not gonna be easy. It'd have to take a megaspell's worth of fire to bring it down now!
  • Applebloom:... Actually... I think I recognize where we are!
  • Tigra:... YES! The Fire Geyser Swamp! Excellent thinking!
  • Applejack: Uh, I don't feel like that'll be safe. That place contains a TON of flammable elements that could fry not just it, but spread flames everywhere. Not to mention the risk of having it's pollen spread onto the swamp and infecting these trees.
  • Applebloom: It's the only thing we got, sis! This thing NEEDS to be stopped!
  • Rainbowberry: "Keep in mind that the fire had to get inside the creature for it to work. Otherwise, all it's gonna do is give it a bad burn on the outside and that's it."
  • Applebloom: "..... Well there goes that plan."
  • Icky: "OH FOR CRUD'S SAKE, JUST GO THE ToucanLDM ROUTE AND GET SPIKE TO BECOME GROWN SPIKE AND HAVE A FULL OUT KAIJU BATTLE?! IT WORKED FINE IN THE VIDEO?!"
  • Starlight: Wait, why should we go through that? Don't we already have Insectosaurus?
  • Ginormica: Ehhh... (The Lunchelings wrapped the behemoth)... The beast thought ahead for that one.
  • Spike: "But we don't how big grown up me gets! He might not be big enough! And even then, I'm not myself when I'm that size!?"
  • Icky: "Then let's give ya so much stuff that you get that size!"
  • Twilight: ".... I hate to say this, but, Icky has a point! Spike, get ready for some VERY early birthday presents!"
  • The heroes began to give Spike so many stuff it kinda overwealms him! Then it lead to him to grow into Adult Spike around Godzilla size, perfect to fight Healthy Lunche!
  • Spike: (He roared loudly and grabbed and lifted HL, and after a brutal battle, he thrashed HL to the Fire Geyser Swamp by the mouth, causing it to eat flammable chemicals, and allow him to breath a blast of fire that allows the beast itself to turn to pollen which was collected by the Wonderbolts holding Meabowbrook using a speical jar to contain them, and the spreading fire burned the other Lunchelings)
  • Rainbowberry:... That was way too easy.
  • Spike: (He reverted back to his normal age)... Tell me about it! It still feels crazy for me to experience an age like that. A baby in an adult's body? It usually doesn't go well.
  • Jeerilee:... I wanna say... I'm sorry, for all of this. It's just... I thought Cold was being honest with me and doing all this the honest way... But then she stabbed me in the back, and risked my company's destruction! Now our dream is likely ruined! PLEASE tell me she's going to be given a greater punishment than me.
  • Starswirl:... Sadly... We had to just imprison her in crystal because she's actually the last of her family until we come back to get her back to Canterlot. We... We couldn't bring ourselves to give her the traditional punishment.
  • Flash Magnus: "Turns out, she's the last of her family."
  • Jeerilee:... Seriously? A story like THAT had to prevent you from satisfying me for what she did to me and Rainbowberry? SHE'S A TWO-TIMING SCUMBAG!
  • Merlin: Sometimes what you see is what you get, Jeerilee. But you are still guilty for helping her, but not initially of your choice. You cared for your company, your friend, AND your sister, and didn't sacrifice it for a family's secrets.
  • Jeerilee: I have been after that secret of Zap Apples for a LONG time! I thought that Cheerilee's marriage with Big Mac would give me that chance... Until the divorce happened. I thought that Miss Ironheart would help me get it in a non-malicious manner... And it turned out, I was LIED TO, AND MADE TO MAKE A CONSPIRACY!! MY COMPANY IS LIKELY GOING TO BE DESTROYED BECAUSE OF HER! I LOST EVERYTHING!... (Sighs)... If it comes to jailtime... Then let it be so, because there's nothing left!... (He started sobbing softly)
  • Icky: "Aw come on, you big baby, we already promised we're gonna work something out, didn't we?"
  • Jeerilee: Well, again, it depends on circumstance. Sometimes the courts can be pretty unpredictable with the sentences. Why do you think I was running?
  • Applejack:... Well... You're somewhat in luck. I have a side of the family that might help in our favor.
  • Jeerliee: "But isn't your family court for family matters only? And I'm pretty sure with my sister's devorce with your brother, that my family's not apart of the apple clan anymore."
  • Applejack: Well, one, Big Mac is going to need some help after all this, so you can be automatically tried if you admit guilt, and we CAN ensure a compromise that way, so, by technicality, it DOES count as a family matter even if Big Mac and Cheerilee aren't together no more.
  • Jeerilee:... I suppose that makes sense.
  • Icky: "Look, this outcome may not be perfect, but it's something."

Sometime later.

  • GMO inc has transformed from it's appearence and now became "Lunchcrafters Incorperatred".
  • Jeerilee:... Not as catchy a title, but whatever.
  • Rainbowberry: After what you did, we don't need to remind ponies about everything. Also, GMO has a more, controverseal meaning outside of Equestia. It's also the word for geneticly modifived food, and the Lougers say, that's mostly unpopular with certain people.
  • Jeerilee:... Fair enough. And how are the Hippalectryons doing with the Lunchelings now that Subject XYZ gone?
  • Rainbowberry: Well, the Pure Hippalectryons say that they're faring rather well with them around. They have apparently become not Lunchelings, but a different kind of creature entirely. They're apparently plant sprites, and not the traditional kind like from Nymphia. That was certainly an unexpected change. I can guess with Subjext XYZ gone, the Lunchlings adapted to a different spieces.
  • Jeerilee:... And is King Galluson faring well with them?
  • Rainbowberry: Well despite saying they're half as aggravating as parasprites, they are just as cute, and they have quelled famine and drought problems. Their urine and feces are powerful fertilizers, their fruit is perfect and pest-proof, and... Well, they make good pets. And they certainly don't reproduce rapidly.
  • Jeerilee: Hopefully, being YOUR assistant will fare out better than being the actual owner. It's clear I can NEVER avoid making a conspiracy. You're pretty much the only pony trusted with this idea.
  • Rainbowberry: And don't you forget it, buster! (Sighs) Soon enough, my family will regret driving me away from home.
  • Jeerilee: "Say, where's the rooter boys?"
  • Rainbowberry: "They went to make proper apologies to the Crusaders for following your orders in trying to stop them. And frankly, they already seem to have found a good use to them."

The Cutie Mark Camp.

  • The Trio were seen as camp counslers.
  • Larroty: "Well look at the bright side fellas. We always say we wanted to try camping."
  • Cunion: But we didn't think we'd BE the camp counselors.
  • Applebloom: You'll get used to it.
  • Scootaloo: Heck, when we fought, Halo said... He saw in your eyes that you had a very special somepony of your own.
  • Larroty: Me? (Chuckles crazily) Sweet Gaia, no!
  • Applebloom: Oh, really? I noticed you making googley-eyes at Miss Rainbowberry. Something you wanna tell us?
  • Potamoe: Okay, I know it's kinda a part of what you do, but do you always have to brown-nose other ponies like that?
  • Sweetie Belle: Gross, but kinda. It's almost Thanksgiving, and Hearts and Hooves' Day is only 3 months away. You can have the time to get started in THAT regard.
  • Larroty: "I, don't know. She's a normal pony, and..... I'm basicly an un-naterol creation of science. I mean, I have a carrot head, for Pete's sake!"
  • Cunion: Who's Pete?
  • Scootaloo: Really? I thought you were just ponies who were chosen as test monkeys for that kinda experimentation.
  • Potamoe: "Tch, and what pony would be crazy enough to agree to allow their head get turned into food?"
  • Sweetie Belle: "Eh, fair point."
  • Scootaloo: Same here. Besides, Rainbowberry kinda likes plants, and she's a good vegan... Then again, we're ALL vegans since we're herbivores, but that's beside the point. Just... Just give it a try someday, will you?
  • Larroty: I... I still don't feel comfortable with this.
  • Sweetie Belle: Eh, we'll help you once you're working here.
  • Potamoe: And you're sure the fillies here won't give us awkward looks?
  • Applebloom: We met a filly with Tourette's Syndrome and he turned out just fine. Heck, she wasn't the only filly with a disorder that we aided. We taught kids here to tolerate anypony with a disorder. You three will not have any problems.
  • Larroty: Hope so.
  • Applebloom: And just think about just talkin' to Miss Rainbowberry, will you? It wouldn't hurt to admit your feelings.
  • Sweetie Belle: Yeah, given you once fell for Kevin, and young fillies threw away the cootie phase and fell in love with you since you helped Tender Taps and they've been shipping you two like they do a lot, including... (Shivers)... Capper and Rarity! As if it was creepy enough with Spike and Rarity! YEEEK!!
  • Potamoe:... You three are SO weird.
  • Cunion: AND WE LOVE IT!
  • Potamoe: Whoa, let's not jump to sharing the same opinion, now!
  • Applebloom: We get that a lot from others. And yeah, colts have fallen for us many times, and I have grown out of the cootie stage since I fell for Kevin, but we all have done so considerably given this whole adventure. It's kinda the first adventure we had, AND the first map mission.
  • Scootaloo: AND WE GOT TO BE SEAPONIES OUT OF IT! (She changed to said form)... It looks quite cool! I may not fly yet, but I can swim!
  • Applebloom: Eh, I'm sure we'll get coltfriends of our own once we get older. But as usual, it's up to canon to show who we can hook up with.
  • Cunion: "..... You kids talk funny."
  • Scootaloo: "We got it when we hung out with the Lougers from time to time. It comes to grow on you."
  • The Lot walk off.
  • Applebloom:... I just hope Halo's gotten along lovingly with Miss Cheerilee.

Cutaway

  • Cheerilee: (She was drunk) Do you really think I'm cute when I'm *Hic* drunk?
  • Halo: (He was drunk too) HAH! Hell yeah! You do arousing things when you're drunk!
  • Cheerilee: (She giggled cutely) I do, do I? (Giggles as Halo blushed in arousal) I'm sure you'd be the same thing, you... You... You pretty bird!
  • Halo: (Laughs) Oh, I'm sure I could! I love you!
  • Cheerilee: And I *Hic* love you, two! (The two kissed)
  • Granny Smith: Okay, I think you two have had enough cider for today!
  • Halo: AH, DON'T TELL ME WHAT I'VE HAD ENOUGH OF, GRAMMA!! (He chugged cider as it spilled all over his face as the two laughed)
  • Big Mac:... At least they're hitting it off. Now I can be back with Sugar Belle again.
  • Suger Belle: "And I hope that this is enough excitment for awhile."

Epilogue

Maud's Underground Cavern Paradise.

  • Pinkie came over to visit Maud.
  • Pinkie: "Gooooooood morning Maud! Sorry I was late! I got into a rather busy week! And not just Thanksgiving, but also a rather hectic day involving-.... Oh you just have to seen it to believe it when I get to telling ya, and-"
  • Pinkie Pie made a shocked face!
  • Pinkie Pie did her gasp!
  • Pinkie: "MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAUD?!"

Fin?

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