Cletus Jeremiah Cephalopod | |
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Vital statistics | |
Title | Cletey, Jeremiah |
Gender | Male |
Race/Species | Caribbean reef octopus (Octopus briareus) |
Faction | Independent Hunter |
Description | Redneck, Annoying Idiot, Crazy |
Skills and Abilities | Accurate Hunter |
Status | Imprisoned |
Location | Bikini Bottom World
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Alignment | Idiotic Evil |
Cletus Jeremiah Cephalopod is a redneck late 30s octopus that is the same appearance as Squidward, commonly because he comes from the same world, and while Squidward is a jerk being cynical, this guy's a straight up ignorent uneducated asshole. A regular contry bumbkin and a real hot-blooded southener, he travels the united universes to do redneckery. It's not, illegal persay, but god was he an annoyence for it. By his 30s, just being a redneck noisemaker became a passing phase, and so, he desided to get into hunting like his Grandpappy showed him. Trouble is, his grandpappy was an off-season poucher, and ended up growing up without proper understanding of rules and laws. Cause of it, he has no fear of hunting creatures out of season, purely for sport and sometimes to get something to eat. He has since taken up residence in The Yousenime national park in the Dragon Realms as a woodsmen. He ends up killing more then he should with his life-long friend, Clem, another idiot octopus of a different speices, and the two hunt and kill creatures off season. Thanks to their ignorence, drunken stupidity, and lack of reguard for rules, he and Clem end up being respondsable for the creation of The Deer-A-Nator. Cletus has the personality of Shaw from "Open Season".
History[]
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Quotes[]
- "WOO-WEE! I BAGGED US A LONG EAR, RAT THING THAT EATS CARROTS, FOR LUNCH!?"