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Dark Daughter is the 3rd Episode of Season 3A of the SpongeBob and Friends Adventures Chronicles series. When a mysterious force busted out Don Mike CubafishEd FishlipsTommy SkalegunTeddy the Fish, and Marina Del Ray from the Davy Jones pentatentery, the lougers must work to find the culpret. Little do they realise that they're dealing with an offspring by creation of Sombor. The creature is known as Sopony, a disfigured, half-darkspawn/Near Alicorn pony who conseals herself wearing a long cape and robe and have a mask except where her normal pony eye is, and roughly about the size of "Season 1" Luna. She rejuvenated Mike Cubafish to get him out of retirement, and included the Baracudas and Marina to steal the imprisoned statue of her father, so she can cure his illness with speical blood she dubbed "Eqinox Blood", so she can be able to get her father to return to make the universe a better place under his rule once more! However, The Lougers and Main 6, understanding her pain, have other plans to keep her from being just as misguided as her father, and for being too quick to trust criminals! While Mike and the Baracudas are legitamently loyal to Sopony's intentions and actselly caring for her troubles, though also "mostly" out of fear/admirations for her powers, Marina has, different ideas in mind. Knowing that the Villain Leage deems her useless now under Cynder's former rule, she plans to prove her worth to them now under Mirage's rule that if she can get Sopony and the if released Sombor back to true darkness, she could become a high ranking member for delivering a powerful shape-swifter darkspawn and a omnipotient darkspawn/pony hybreed. Natrolly, Cynder is gonna make Marina regret her choice, and regret it, HARD?!

Transcript

Chapter 1: Jailbreak of a Water Penitentiary

Davy Jones Penitentiary

  • ???: (Magically teleports there and is shown to be the figure from the end of the last episode)...I'm so sorry for what had happened to you, father. But once I get the help of a few people that are sure not to get too much attention, I will see to it that you not only be free from your pitiful prison, but I will see to it that your morality illness be cured at all costs. (Magically zooms toward the Penitentiary, and approaches the land portion where certain prisoners are kept in the durable tanks, including Slaymu and a few others)...I just hope those cybernetic aqua-suits I stole can maintain them. (Her face was revealed to be covered with a black mask, assumed to be disfigured, and she sees the waddling land-fish patrolling the tanks and some going into the water pools to re-hydrate in the burning Sun)...There he is! (Don Mike Cubafish's tank is seen, and the figure is a bit disgusted by his appearance and the parasites that are playing cards on his side)
  • Parasite #1: You got any 3s?
  • Parasite #2: Go Fish!...(He suddenly laughed) GET IT? GO FISH?!? BECAUSE WE'RE PLAYING CARDS ON A FISH?!? (Laughs) I'd crack myself up!
  • Parasite #3: Yeah, we get the word-play, Dexter! You have any 10s?
  • Parasite #2 (Dexter): Aw, crap! (Hands over the 10s)
  • ???: What the devil happened to that guy? I knew he was old, but...that's just nasty! No doubt I need to rejuvenate him once I bust him out of here.
  • Don Mike: "Ugh.... For nearly years, YEARS, of my life, wasted in here! Not exactly the best retirement plan I have for awhile now. I wish for, even for only once, to get a chance to relive my youth like the good ol' days! I would give to be approuchable again, I-"
  • Suddenly, mysterious engry entangles Don Mike, surprising the parasites!
  • Dexter: "WHOA?! MIKE, WHAT THE HECK!?"
  • Don Mike suddenly becames younger and gets an attractive Godfather mustache.
  • Parasites: "WHOA?!"
  • Don Mike: "What, what? What're ya whoaing for, I.... Wait..... Do I sound, feel, and, (looks at the tank wall) (GASPS), LOOK YOUNGER?! HOLY SHAMBOLINNIES!? (LAUGHS CRAZILY!?) THE GODFATHERS OF THE SKY GAVE ME A GIFT I'LL NEVER REFUSE!? HOT-CHA-CHA!? I'LL BE A HIT WITH THE BABES AGAIN!?"
  • Parasites: ".... You still have us though."
  • Don Mike: "Hey when your freaking rich, the babes can ignor that. At least I am at best, 90% approuchable. It's great to be hot again, I-"
  • Don Mike suddenly disappears in a flash!
  • Don Mike appears before the figure in a magic bubble filled with water.
  • Don Mike: "WHOA, WHOA, WHOA!? WITCHCRAFT OVER HERE!? What's the big idea, ya hogwarts drop-out I..... Wait.... Are you, a pony?!"
  • ???: "Not impourent you mortal."
  • Don Mike: ".... Mortal? Oh, I get it. You gots wings and hocus pocus. You one them's, godly horses, right? Al Corns or something?"
  • ???: "It's "Alicorn" and no! I'm, tecnecally NOT one of them. Would I even bother rejuvinate a retired crime-lord if I was?"
  • Don Mike: "..... Oh.... So, what are ya?"
  • ???: "NOT, IMPOURENT?! Anyway, just you alone is not good enough. You need help, and given your previous minions didn't survive an incompident cop's screw-up..."
  • Don Mike: "Wait, how did you-"
  • ???: "How do you feel, about them?"
  • The Figure points to where Marina Del Ray and the Baracudas from the second part of the seas of captain legend part 2 are seen.
  • Don Mike: "...... Marina Del Ray, and those three dumb baracudas from the once train-wreck worthy Desteny islands? I mean, Marina once got involved with THE villain leage during the late Dark Cynder era, but those Baracudas are small time! They're just sapient predators! How useful could they be? Plus, do you know what the leader's middle name is? (Scoffs), it's-"
  • ???: "Skinrash."
  • Don Mike was surprised!
  • Don Mike: "Hey, hey, hey! How did you know that?! Are you an alien? Are you psycitc? Are you a psycitc alien?!"
  • ???: I'm afraid I don't have time to explain who I am for now. We must leave with the others before the guards notice you're missing.
  • Don Mike: What about my parasites? I know they're disgusting, but they have feelings, too.
  • ???: Oh, don't worry, if they are truly good friends to you, then I made sure to give them a temporary position...

Meanwhile...

  • Parasite #1: (One of the four parasites was turned into a piranha similar in appearance to Don Mike in his aged form)...Why are you guys much smaller now?
  • Dexter: I think the real question is...why do you look like Mike? (Parasite #1 sees he looks like Don Mike)
  • Parasite #1: RADICAL, MAN!!!
  • Air-Breathing Catfish Guard: Hey, what's going on here, Mike?
  • Parasite #3:...Are you thinking what I'm thinking?
  • Parasite #1:...(Pretending to be Mike) Oh, uh, nothing, Mr. Wallower! I think my parasites are just...well...giving me a headache as usual.
  • Catfish (Mr. Wallower):...Weren't there 4 parasites on you? Where's...what's his name? Oh, who the hell cares, you each look alike. But where is he?
  • Parasite #1:...Oh, I'm sure he's here somewhere. (Chuckles)
  • Mr. Wallower:...Very well, then. (He waddles off and jumps into a pool of water to re-hydrate)
  • Don Mike: (Sees this with the unknown figure)...You turned Wexler into a clone of me?
  • ???: Indeed. To ensure that your cover is secured. I'm surprised they have the guts to get the idea to keep your cover.
  • Don Mike: Well, they consider me more of a friend than a host. I'm sure I would've done the same thing for them.... If you know, I could SOMEHOW do that.
  • ???: How can you stand them feeding on your bodily fluids? Doesn't it hurt?
  • Don Mike: I've had them for years. I've learned to get used to it. Sometimes it tickles when they crawl on my skin, but nevertheless, it's fine. I hope Wexler is used to being a host for his friends.
  • Parasite #1 (Wexler): (His parasite friends begin feeding on him) OW! Easy, guys!
  • Parasite #4: Hey, you know this is what we do, pal! If you're gonna keep Don Mike's cover until he returns from...I don't know what, then you might need to learn to get used to us like he did.
  • Wexler: I know, but...but I had no idea it hurt like that. I'm starting to wish I wasn't like this now.
  • Dexter: Hey, guys, isn't that Mike over there? (They see him with an unknown figure, and they wink at him, but they are too small for Mike to see at a distance)
  • ???: Now let us move. (They magically zoom off, and quickly teleport Ed, Teddy, Tommy, and Marina from their cells and tanks)...We're ready!
  • Ed: (The captured prisoners are inside water orbs) Whoa, what the f*** just happened here, Myah, see, myah!
  • Tommy: "Are we being aducted by aliens here?"
  • Teddy: "Or maybe, A wziard!?"
  • The others stared at him.
  • Ed: "...... Ted..... Your a dumbass, see, myah see."
  • Marina: "Hey fish-boneheads, we're not kidnapped by aliens OR a wizard! We're being kidnapped by.... A pony?"
  • Ed: "Oh no, see! I have enough of ponies in my life after having trouble with thier MER-FOLK verity, see, myah see!?"
  • ???: Silence! Let us move, and I shall explain everything. (They teleported away as a Lungfish guard notices the missing prisoners, and runs off to sound the alarm, and it begins wailing)
  • Karvin: (He and Mr. Pikey go out from separate water holes upon hearing the alarm) MY GOD, SOMEONE'S ESCAPED!!!
  • Lungfish Guard: I found Marina Del Ray, Ed Fishlips and his two cronies are missing! I mean, it's very odd. I saw them in their a while ago, and POOF, they're gone like magic!...I just answered how they got out right there, didn't I?
  • Mr. Pikey: Pretty much.
  • Karvin: We must contact the Shell Lodgers! This looks like something they might need to take care of. But did we at least make sure Don Mike is still here?
  • Lungfish Guard: "Oh yeah, he's still there..... But he's suspitiously a parasite short. He normally has 4, he has three now."
  • Mr. Pikey: "...... THAT'S AN IMPOSTER, YOU IDIOT?!"
  • Karvin: "Oh bloody ell! What a way to start off the new year!"

Chapter 2: Meeting Sopony

Unknown Cave

  • ???: (It contains a few cybernetic suits, and a picture of Sombor, and all the prisoners and the unknown figure teleported there with the prisoners still contained in water orbs) Here we are.
  • Don Mike: "(Wolf Whisle), FAN-CY!? The classic old "hidden cave hide-out."
  • Tommy: "Big deals. Wes hide out in underwaters versons all the times."
  • Marina: "Pfft, it could use a redocerater."
  • A giant bat flew by and made Marina screamed!
  • Ed: ".... And a DAMN good exterminator, see! Myah See, Myah."
  • Teddy: "Wow, you really have some weird art here. (Points to the Sombor picture) I mean, why have THAT uglys dude's face in you's place?"
  • ???: "SILENCE, INPURDUENT MORTAL?! THAT "UGLYS DUDE" IS MY FATHER!?"
  • The escaped prisoners stared in confusion.
  • Don Mike: "...... Were you, dropped as a baby? I mean, I ain't no sciencetist, but CLEARLY, the guy in the picture is a bypedal creature, your a pony, a quadaped creature. That, by logical stand-point, ain't your daddy. Capish?"
  • ???: "He' my father BY MAGIC, fool! He lost his ability to reproduce when the Darkspawn Chernibog had hellhounds bite of his-"
  • Don Mike: "WHOA WHOA, HOLD THE PHONE HERE?! Did you just say...... "Chern-A-Bag?"
  • ???: "It's Chernibog, and yes."
  • Don Mike: "..... Well great! We gots busted out by a deludional demon worshipper!"
  • ???: "I'm not a "deludional demon worshipper", I, am, SOPONY!? Created Daughter of Sombor! The fallen Darkspawn of Solice and Grief!"
  • Ed: "So he's the ugly guy in the picture see? Myah See?"
  • Sopony, the figure finally name: "Yes, and STOP CALLING HIM UGLY!? You mortals don't know TRUE ugliness if you were talking to it!?"
  • Tommy: "Yeah right! Who could possability be uglier then him, sister?"
  • Sopony: "I'm wearing this mask for a reason you know. My true face, is a scarring reminder why ponies and demons should never mate."
  • Don Mike: "Gah, don't be so downs on yourselfs, I'm sure your not that-" (She shows her face off-camera as the prisoners suddenly screamed, and Teddy stuck his head out of his water orb and barfed)...I stand corrected.
  • Marina: Jumping jellyfish, does immortal and mortal mating REALLY have a tendency to create a face like THAT?!?
  • Sopony: YES! But remember, I was created by my father's magic cause he lost his reproductive abilities as a punishment by Chernibog. Now enough with the foolish words, and let me explain why I have brought you here.
  • Ed: Then it better be good, see, myah, see!
  • Sopony:...I recently lost him to a group of heroes you might recognize as the Shell Lodge Squad! I've been searching for him for centuries since I lost him to the cruel actions of the High Council! Nobody really understood what my father had been through in his life. His loss of me wasn't really his only loss. I was created as a backup source of happiness since the High Council took him from his last companion long ago. I share the same pain that he goes through, and I can never seem to get those painful thoughts out of my head, and I might not be able to until I get him back. But now, I have finally found him. Those Lodgers have turned him into stone, and inside he experiences a backup source of happiness. But something like that isn't good enough for him... Or me. I don't want to be like him, I want my REAL father! And I want to make sure that him and I will never have the same problems again.
  • Marina: So...why bring us here? Do you think it'd be easy to convince us to help an over-dramatic hellspawn?
  • Sopony: Because you guys are the only easy ones to find in helping me with this. I despise the only available sources of help like the Villain League and those other 2 villain teams. I even despise the other independent villains running around. That's why you all are the only choices I have left. I need help in getting my father back and curing him from this deadly illness that has been notorious for immortals of all kinds.
  • Marina: Wait, you and your father are sick?
  • Sopony: You could call it that. It's what demigods and good gods refer to as 'morality illness'. They describe it as something that occurs when an immortal being starts developing feelings for mortals, which is not what immortals are intended to do. Troubles in this compassion can worsen it to a fatal degree.
  • Teddy: That's the stupidest thing I ever heard! Immortals can't die, and that's that! What are you so worried about?
  • Sopony: (She electrifies Teddy's water orb, shocking him) THIS IS SERIOUS, YOU FOOLISH WORM!!! IMMORTALS CARING FOR MORTALS IS AGAINST WHAT OUR BELIEFS IN LIFE STAND FOR!!! My father is a Darkspawn, and he wanted to get away from all the obvious evils that he was told on and on that he was destined for. But if a Darkspawn gets confused with what it's supposed to be and forgets about it by caring for mortals, a morality sickness kicks in! If trouble was to erupt thanks to this choice that threatens what that Darkspawn considers a better life, it often results IN A MENTAL BREAKDOWN THAT COULD RESULT IN A HEART ATTACK, A COMA, AND EVEN DEATH!!! IMMORTAL BEINGS ARE NOT MEANT TO SHOW CONCERN FOR MORTALS!!! WHEN WILL THAT EVER GET ACROSS TO YOU MORONS?!?
  • Don Mike:.... Well, I'm surprised to learn about that..... Then...what's stopping you from winding up like your ethically-confused father?
  • Sopony: THIS! (Shows them a large package containing blood)... Pure blood from an Equinox sorcerer that I retrieved specifically to keep me and father from suffering this illness. I have to inject myself with it on a daily basis to avoid going crazy! And this package is for my father! Here's MINE! (Shows the same kind of package, only there is not much blood in it)... THAT'S why I need urgent help here! My Equinox Blood supply is running low, and if I run out, I'll suffer this wretched sickness that I've tried to free myself AND my father from!
  • Ed: Why didn't you just get more, myah, see?
  • Sopony: What, did you think Equinox masters are a common form of magic users in the UUniverses? EQUINOX MASTERS ARE VERY RARE!!! It's not like I can just find one and get some more from him. And my time is short here! I'm not using any from THIS package either! It's for my father only! I MUST GET THIS OVER WITH BY THE NEXT 2 DAYS, OR I'M DOOMED!!!
  • Marina: Whoa, chill out, lady! We're not the ones to mock you for this... Especially since you're part-Darkspawn, but was it really worth dragging us here? Why deny the potential of the villain teams when they were able to ruin dozens of lives for a short period of time?
  • Sopony: Why do you think, you anus-less whore?!?
  • Tommy: Whoa, that's a bit inappropriate to say, miss!
  • Sopony: (Sighs) Because the Shell Lodgers could easily detect, AND defeat them like they have done so many times before, and I WOULD END UP LIKE MY FATHER!!! The place my father's statue is in is strongly High Council protacted, and if ANY of those fools charged at it, the lougers appear almost instently!? I need a much less-risky way to avoid the same fate! A retired godfather, a villain leage drop-out, and three idiotic barcudas are less sought-after by the lougers... For the time being, that is. You all just don't understand how much pain I am in right now!...(Sobs quietly) I miss him SO MUCH!!! I'm begging you to help me through this! There might not be any hope left for me if I ever run out of my Equinox Blood! (She starts crying)
  • Ed: Whoa, myah, see, what a way for a "menacing evil" being reduced to a broken-hearted baby, myah, see!
  • Don Mike: Ed, you are NOT helping here! Sure we are all criminals, but that doesn't mean we don't have hearts. They're abit black, granted, but they're still hearts!
  • Ed: "Gah, your just saying nice things cause I think you got rejuvinated by her magic!"
  • Don Mike: "That, and my mother raised me to be a gentlemen when it came to the ladies! And demon or not, THAT is still a lady!"
  • Marina: I, for one, prefer not to constantly hear her bailing her eyes out like this until she dies. I think it's best if we just do what she says.
  • Tommy: NO WAYS! I ain't gonna help a demons! I had a god-fearing father who- (He is interrupted by Sopony's crying)... ALRIGHT, FINES!!! WE'LL HELP YOU GET YOUR FATHER BACK!!!
  • Sopony: (Sucking on a giant realistic thumb) YOU WILL?!?
  • Ed: If it'll get you to stop crying, yes, see, myah, see!
  • Don Mike: "You uh, had to mind the Baracudas. As you can tell, they ain't bronies. They don't ordenarly, think fondly of them."
  • Sopony: Wonderful! Then you understand that we have to do this by the day after tomorrow. I only have two doses of this stuff left.
  • Don Mike: "Ok then boss, so what're wes targeting?"
  • Sopony: "A place called, "The Darkspawn Museum". It's under control of a Komodo dragon obcessed with them. It's where they keep my father's statue prison, as well as many of darkspawnic artifacts and weapons."
  • Don Mike: "Ohh, I heard about that place from my outside contacts, THAT are still anonamous, about that place! I heard that since some demon named-"
  • Sopony: "I know. In light of the Zuthron fiasco, it now has non-darkspawn security guards in the form of Zuthron's former slaves. They had LONG detered future theives from ever trying to steal everything there ever since."
  • Tommy: "Well, wouldn't THEY deter US too?"
  • Sopony: "The only thing those fools fear is a true Darkspawn."
  • Marina: "Of which your not. Your HALF of what they fear."
  • Sopony: "And it'll be the HALF that frightens them."
  • Marina: "Are you kidding? Your a pony! Those things will mop the floor with you in seconds!"
  • Sopony: "If I were to be foolish enough to stay in this normal form, then yes. But one simple spell, then the half darkspawn nature of mine will manifest itself in me, showing off the rest of the face you had seen!"
  • Don Mike: "I prefer to NOT see a deminstraightion! We'll just takes your words for it."
  • Teddy: "I actselly wouldn't mind-"
  • Ed: "YES YOU DO, TED!?"
  • Teddy: "But I just thought that-"
  • Ed, Tommy, Don Mike and Marina: "SHUT UP, TED?!"
  • Teddy: "Ok, ok, sheesh!"
  • Sopony: "Ugh.... At least you don't cause TOO much alarm for the lougers, unlike those villain teams or slightly powerful independent villains."
  • Teddy: ".... But won't the fact that we "disappeared" from prison would?"
  • Sopony: "........ No.... NO!? DAMN IT!? ALL COURSE THAT WOULD?! PRISONERS DON'T JUST RANDOMLY DISAPPEAR FROM NOWHERE!? AND WHO'S TO SAY THAT THEY'LL NEVER FIGURE OUT THE INPOSTER MIKE I MADE?! EVENTALLY THEY'LL NOTICE HE'S ONE PARASITE SHORT!? CURSE MY EMOTIONS!? I DIDN'T THINK THIS THROUGH!?"
  • Marina: "OH relax! The lougers have a entire rouge's gallery to pick from to see who would want to bust out an ex-leager, a has-been godfather parana and three idiot baracudas. They'll try to go after THEM first. And besides, it's not like they KNOW about YOUR existence prior before, right? If your Sombor's "daughter", then they would think you don't exist cause, ya know, you did say your dadsy got neutered, correct?"
  • Sopony: Yeah?
  • Marina: And even if the Lodgers are alerted of jailbreaks, it would take them more than just 2 days to solve a case like this. We'd be successful by then. And I'm sure you're powerful enough to distract them from the bigger pieces of the puzzle. I assure you, we'll get your daddy freed in no time. Then you can cure yourselves from your illness and be the happiest family in the UUniverses.
  • Sopony: Don't let yourself be fooled by chances. I've seen what those Lodgers are capable of. They are unpredictable. Plus, one of them is a magician that knows how to resist mental attacks. He'll just remind everyone to stay on track of those 'big puzzle pieces' and I'll be powerless to stop him.
  • Marina: Then just get rid of him.
  • Sopony: How? He's a magician! He's just too powerful even for me. He's taken down Darkspawn bigger than my father!
  • Marina: (Sighs) My God, FIGURE SOMETHING OUT, THEN!!! I'm out of suggestions. If you care about your father so much, then you need to be smart about it.
  • Ed: Yeah, Darkspawn are not stupid and are not big crybabies like you, myah, see!
  • Sopony: (Zaps him) Don't speak unless I say so, you dumb asshole! I don't have time for nonsense like that! (Shrugs) Sometimes, I wonder what it is that makes you mortals complete idiots that stand around picking your noses like children!
  • Marina: Why do you think? We're not as perfect as you immortals are. What I'm saying is that you need to think like a Darkspawn! Be as fearful as a Darkspawn! Don't show any signs of weakness! JUST DON'T GIVE UP!!! Now, are you a god or a mortal?
  • Sopony:...(Sighs) Tecnecally, I'm half a demon, half Alicorn, so I'm a hybreed, but you're almost right! I'll do the best I can! But are you going to help me with this the rest of the way?
  • Don Mike: We're professionals! We've only been sent to jail through something unexpected. Everything's under control. Now let's just get this all over with.
  • Sopony: "Good. In the meantime, I'll put you in these speical suits I managed to, "borrow", from a highly advanced human world called, "Futurasia" or something like that. I'll leave you lot alone to plan on HOW we get to my father while I, keep to my thoughts."
  • Sopony places the prisoners in the speical suits and teleports away!

Somewhere in the cave.

  • Sopony appears in a part of cave where a shrine dedicated to Sombor is seen. Music begins to play.
  • Sopony: "Father.... I'll finally be able to reunite with you, at last.... We'll be togather at last, and finally, your dream will come true."

She sings this (video and song credited to Snipermelon.)

Fluttershout Sings Part of your World

Fluttershout Sings Part of your World

  • Don Mike and The Baracudas were secretly listening.
  • Don Mike sniffs.
  • Don Mike: ".... We so need to help this kid."
  • Ed: "(Wimpers), And I acted, so rotten to her before see. Myah see."
  • Tommy: "I was worse."
  • Teddy: "Well, I was pretty neutrol to the whole thing, so-"
  • Mike, Ed, and Tommy: "Shut up Ted!"
  • Don Mike: "Boys, this is no longer a simple case of being made to obey an enthicly confused demon/horse hybreed! It's a case, of reuniting a lost girl to her father! And through what we do best. Museum larceny."
  • Ed: "I agree to that see, myah see, myah!"
  • Tommy: "Yeah, let's do this!"
  • Teddy: "I'm all bite and no talk for this!"
  • Don Mike: "All right fellas, let's get to works!"

Chapter 3: The Heist And The Tragedy Revealed

A day later.

  • Karvin: "And that's what happened!"
  • Shenzi: So...your Lungfish friend said that all he knew was that the prisoners were there one time and then gone the next?
  • Banzai: Is that all?
  • Karvin: Well, we discovered a while ago that Don Mike was captured, too, since Lung had a little argument with one of our catfish guards about one of his parasites being missing. He argued that he was inside the skin, but we still believe that something's, off. It was also pretty obvious since it didn't even sound like him.
  • Shifu: Did you check the cameras?
  • Karvin: Whoever did it somehow disabled the cameras. We don't have anything bringing details on who broke them out. All easy sources were disabled. We tried interrogating the parasites to see if they knew anything, but they wouldn't talk. Cause of them aiding Mike, they're tecnecally doing something that now justifys them being here: aiding and abeting a criminal and keeping secrets from ahtority.
  • Puss: Don't worry! We'll MAKE them talk!
  • Cynder: "Something feels, really off about this. Who would bust out a retired Crimelord, three baracudas that are mostly just thugs, and, Marina of all people?"
  • Sparx: I have no clue. My best guess is that he/she is a very stupid person. They sucked so much at their jobs, nobody would even think to consider them useful.
  • Spyro: And what about Marina? You know Cynder has a personal grudge against her for when she tried to redeem herself to Triton. Marina nearly cost her the only chance for her to prove that she was regretful of her actions. If it wasn't for Ariel and her friends, she would've been punished badly.
  • Sparx: Oh, I know that. If I were as big as her Avatar form, I'd punch the bitch for her. Because, hey, she humiliated me, too!
  • Tigress: Well, whatever the reason, we still need to find out who it was.

Interrogation Room

  • Skipper: (He and the other penguins interrogate the parasites in hazmat suits as Wexler is still looking like Don Mike) Guys, you sure have some balls to help whoever did this. Do you know who this person was?
  • Parasite #3: Sure you vigilantes found out we were hiding something, but that doesn't mean you can make us talk. Wexler here has been turned into a piranha, and you know they can strip your flesh in seconds! We can defend ourselves from your--(They suddenly notice the cameras and the defense turrets pointing at them)...Scratch that. But even if we're being held at turret-point, we'll NEVER talk! NEVER!!!
  • Skipper: Fine! Rico, give me the most non-lethal torture device you can find.
  • Kowalski: But Skipper, that would acquire that he remove his hazmat mask. He can't hack something out without tearing it open.
  • Skipper: Crap!
  • Parasite #4: HAH! You birds are scared of parasites...you know, for semi-aquatic birds.
  • Rico: (Mumbles angrily at that statement, takes his mask off, and hacks out a chainsaw, cackling maniacally)
  • Skipper: RICO, ARE YOU NUTS?!? BESIDES, I SAID NON-LETHAL!!!
  • Wexler: Wait, how can a penguin store something in his stomach that's about his size?!? THAT'S NOT PHYSICALLY POSSIBLE!!!
  • Skipper: It's cartoon magic, bitch! It's a renigade soldier in reality's troop that doesn't play by the rules!
  • Icky: "Ok, that seriously sounds like the advertising tagline for every generic action rouge cop/soldier hero movie ever."
  • Skipper: SO WHAT IF IT IS?!? Rico, just put the chainsaw and take out something less...dangerous.
  • Rico: Like what?
  • Skipper: I don't know, like a shovel, or something! (Rico hacks out just that, surprising the parasites)
  • Wexler: HOW DOES THAT CARTOON LOGIC WORK, WOULDN'T HE BE THE SHAPE OF A SHOVEL IF HE KEPT THAT IN HIS CAULDRON?!?
  • Rico: Eh, can't explain it! (Smacks Wexler with the shovel) HAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!
  • Wexler: OW! OH, GOD, THAT HURTS!!! OKAY, OKAY, I'LL TELL YOU EVERYTHING!!!
  • Rico: That's what I thought!
  • Parasite #4: All we could make out of it was a hooded and masked figure that was shaped like a pony.
  • Wexler: Yeah, that's what we saw! NOW JUST GO AWAY!!!
  • Kowalski: Whoa, whoa, whoa, easy there, you drama queens! We still have some questions for you.
  • Dexter: Figures!
  • Wexler: "But after this, we're suing you guys for hero brutality! You dorks better hope you know a DAMN good lawyer!?"
  • Skipper: "Oh, like YOU guys have one."
  • Wexler: "As a matter of fact, we do! I have a coupon and phone number for one of the finest lawyers ever: Hammy Hammerhead..." (The Penguins laughed hard)...What's so funny?
  • Skipper: (Laughs) I'm sorry to tell you this, but we've won courts brought up by him before. We won every single one. He's not a good person to go to if you wanna sue someone. And Rico, next time, don't attack unless I say so, okay?
  • Rico: Sorry!
  • Skipper: But at least we got a description of who we're dealing with. A hooded and masked pony figure.
  • Private: Did it look like an Alicorn?
  • Parasite #2: We couldn't tell! Judging by how she had the wings of an Alicorn, but had 3 HORNS, I couldn't tell if it was an Alicorn or a Tri-Corn!
  • Kowalski: A Tri-Corn isn't a real mythological creature.
  • Parasite #2: Sure there is, the prisoners here talk about them all the time for some reason.
  • Kowalski:...(He and Skipper laughed) I can't believe this!
  • Skipper: You-you actually thought that? They were talking about SENATOR Tricorn, stupid! What, was your brains too small to figure that out?
  • Parasite #4: Why don't you come over here and find out, you walking flightless duck?!?
  • Dexter: Jade, please don't tempt them!
  • Skipper: WHOA-HO-HO-HO-WHA-HOO-WHOA!!! One of you is a chick?!?
  • Parasite #4 (Jade): Well, yeah, why?
  • Skipper: You totally sounded like a dude this whole time! I remember when Patrick got gender confusion when talking with Rainbow Dash since...well...she sounded like a guy, but you get my point!
  • Jade: I have no clue who you're referring to, and I don't want to!
  • Parasite #2: Now go ahead and ask your questions!
  • Wexler: "(Quietly) I'm still gonna sue those fuckers."
  • Jade wispers: "Wexler, shut up, now's not a good time to be a cry-larva."
  • Skipper: We want to know if there's anything else you noticed about this figure who freed these prisoners.
  • Dexter: No way, dude! I mean, aside from the silly vibe that that figure looked like it was some sort of Darkspawn since we felt a little shiver when the stranger arrived.
  • Merlin: Hmm, that explains all the darkness emanating from that area.
  • Icky: "Wait, a darkspawn/pony did this? Well ain't THAT the biggest oxy moron in the world! That's a more bipolor combination then a Peanut Butter and Teriacki Sauce sandwich."
  • Cynder: Indeed. We already established in our last adventure that ponies are among the most pure-hearted of beings we know, and you'd think a Darkspawn would think of it to be...wrong to mate with one.
  • Sparx: Let alone if they HAD the literal balls to do it! (Mantis smacks him) OW!
  • Skipper: Well, I think that's about all we needed from you guys.
  • Karvin: Shouldn't you convert Wexler back to normal now that we know he's an imposter?
  • Merlin: Well, since they are a part of your prisoners, they need to stay alive. I'm not sure they'd last a few minutes without a host to feed on.
  • Wexler: Yeah, I don't think I can accept that. I just realized how an organism feels when it's with a parasite. OW!
  • Jade: Sorry, dude! You might have to deal with it until we get our friend back. You know we parasites can't live without a host.
  • Wexler: (Sighs) Fine, but I want you guys off the moment that the pain goes a bit too far!
  • Parasite #2: Whatever you say, Wex!
  • SpongeBob: We need to get moving now, guys! The sooner we find this pony Darkspawn and where he/she came from, the better.

Outside the Darkspawn Museum

  • Don Mike, and the Baracudas in water suits are seen hiding in the corner.
  • Don Mike: "It'll be a awhile before the boss and miss bitch of a mermiad arrives to help us see the operation through boys."
  • Ed: "Yeah see, Myah see! We're gonna nail that creepy place see, myah see!"
  • Tommy: "Wes ain't afraid of no demons!"
  • Teddy: "Cause we're bad guys!"
  • Don Mike: "And not just ANY bad guys, boys..... We're processionals in it. A 5, 6, 7, 8, LIKE WE REHERSED?!"

(They sing THIS as they demonstraight their "professionalisum" through causing petty crimes and minor annoyences to the passers-by.)

Bugsy Malone Bad Guys Lyrics

Bugsy Malone Bad Guys Lyrics

  • As the song was finishing up, Marina and Sopony arrived, both looked annoyed at what the "Processionals" are doing, dancing around like idiots.
  • Marina: "HEY MORONS?!"
  • A record scratched and Don Mike and the Baracudas stopped!
  • Don Mike: "Hey, you guys are early! We was passing the time by doing a song me and the boys reshersed yesterday and uh-"
  • A magical force dragged the 4 torwords an annoyed Sopony!
  • Sopony: "You better have hope that the Komodo Dragon is busy having like, Tea or something! Cause if he's even MINORLY aware of our presence, there WILL be, consinquences!"
  • Don Mike: "We're sorry! We had our fun anyway! From then on, it's all business!"
  • Sopony: Well, I hope these guards are intimidated enough by my heritage.
  • Teddy: Better yet, why don't you scare the s*** out of them with your deformed face? I bet that would get them spinning in the bathtub for a month!
  • Sopony: They're beings with the appearance of Darkspawn, and even THEY have seen deformed faces. Mine is sure to not be any different. Don't be absurd!
  • Teddy: Just throwing a suggestion here, don't blame me!
  • Sopony: Alright, here I go! Now, remember, after I disable Zuthron's former minions, I want YOU 4 to carry my father's statue out of that place. Marina, your the look-out."
  • Marina: "Good! I hate manual labor anyway."

Darkspawn Museum

  • Victor: You guys have been doing great so far with guarding this place. Common thieves are starting to believe that this place is haunted by Darkspawn.
  • Lardo (The Gray-Purple Fat Demon): Yeah. We showed those silly thieves a thing or three!
  • Stretch: (The Gray-Purple Thin Demon): It was pretty funny how Hurly caught that last one off guard by raining bloody barf on him. Way to go, Hurly!
  • Hurly (The Red Scary-Faced Puking Demon): Pphhtthanks! Like I phhssaid, I try loopphhssing weight.
  • Bruto (Buff Monstrous 4-Legged Muscular Demon): Yeesh, Hurly, say it, not spray it!
  • Chomper (The Chest-Mouthed Brown Demon): Yeah, that stuff could be infected with some kind of...demonic disease or something.
  • Hurly: Well, pphhsorry! I can't help if I'm as pphhspitty apphhss Dappphhhyy Duck...or even PPHHHSylvester! PPHHHSufferin' PPHHHSuccotash!
  • Aheadhron (Doom-Head-Like Demon): I think I'm the scariest of us since I have a head that looks like one of those floating heads from the Doom games, which I've known a few people who visited this place have admitted to being scared of.
  • Dracoonmo (Serpentine Demon): Well, I don't think scariness is all that important as long as these ancient artifacts are kept safe from those who try and use them for evil like the Villain League. It's why this place is secluded. And as this museum's chief-of-security, I am just glad that so far, nothing as serious as the Villain League has ever come to seek out these unholy artifacts.
  • Eye Aye Ayes (Tentacled-Eye Demons): We do enjoy having fun with these nasty baddies! We're just glad SOME people remember that old 1965 Attack of the Eye Creatures movie, otherwise they wouldn't find us a scary creature. It helps that people think eye creatures in general are really freaky to look at.
  • Victor: "Considering your effectiveness, it's no wonder Zuthron included you lot for his scare tactics. There's a legit, eerieness to you."
  • Chomper: "As much as I'm glad he's getting a better life, I'm just glad I'm not a slave anymore! Just because I'm "tecnecally" evil, that doesn't mean I'm like those dorkspawn darkspawn! Sometimes it's better to just scare the crap out of mortals instead of conguring them."
  • Hurly: "I hear that, Chomppphhsss."
  • Victor: So how's the status on one of our recent additions: the statue of the Darkspawn Lord of Solace, Sombor?
  • Dracoonmo: He is well-secured. We've made sure that it's kept in special security, and it will instantly sound an alarm when it is removed from it's one spot. It is not going anywhere without us knowing.
  • ???: (She appears from outside the office, and magically makes something act up in Victor's body)
  • Victor: Uh-oh! I need to use the bathroom! Can you guys stay here and wait while I go? (The demons agree, and Victor runs off with Sopony being invisible to him. When he is out of range, she faces the office door)
  • Stretch:...Wait a minute...we're being watched!
  • Lardo: Oh, boy! I hope it's another female customer!
  • Dracoonmo: No, it's something else! I'm feeling a dark presence close by! (Suddenly, the door slams shut, and the room turns red)
  • Aheadhron: What the hell's going on?!?
  • Eye Aye Ayes: MAYBE THIS PLACE REALLY IS HAUNTED!!! (Suddenly, Sopony shows up as a floating head)
  • Bruto: WHOA, A DEMON PONY!!!
  • Sopony: Aren't you surprised? (Takes off her mask, and instead of her deformed head, she magically turns it into a frightening face with demonic expressions, retractable spikes, and snake-hair, shrieking like a Darkspawn soldier)
  • Lardo: AAARRRRGGGHHH!!!
  • Bruto: HELL'S FIRE, WHAT THE HELL?!?
  • Hurly: RUN PPHHOOR IT!!! (All the demons except for Dracoonmo disappear)
  • Dracoonmo: COME BACK HERE, YOU COWARDS!!!
  • Sopony: (Surprised that Dracoonmo wasn't scared, and decides to magically trap him inside one of the Darkspawn vases)...Now to get my father back! (Teleported away as Victor returned to see that the demons were gone)
  • Victor:...Guys? Where are you?...(Sighs) I told them to stay here while I--
  • Dracoonmo: Victor, I'm over here!
  • Victor:...Dracoonmo what're you doing inside that vase?
  • Dracoonmo: I--(Suddenly the alarm was raised)
  • Victor: Oh, no! Somebody's trying to steal Sombor's statue! (Teleports himself there, but finds that they have already gone)...(Sighs) Dear Lord, they might've had teleporting with them...but where are the other demons?
  • ???: VICTOR!!! (Chomper appeared) VICTOR, THE MUSEUM IS HAUNTED!!! WE SAW A GHOST PONY APPEAR AND SCARE THE S*** OUT OF US!!! IT WAS HORRIBLE!!
  • Victor:...Really?...You let the intruder scare you by distracting you?
  • Chomper: Hey, cut us some slack, we've always been frightened by ghosts. We never made ourselves used to demons of other worlds and certain Darkspawn, and whoever this ghost was...she was UUUUUGLY!!!
  • Victor: Well, whoever she was, she apparently stole the Statue of Sombor right out from under us. She must've wanted you distracted so you wouldn't interfere with her taking the statue.
  • Chomper:...(Moiwah moiwah moiwah moiwah music plays as Chomper looks embarrassed)
  • Victor: It doesn't matter! We're in deep trouble now, and Sombor must be secured in that statue, or else this will make the museum look bad AND Sombor will be vulerable to his weaknesses again. So I think we'll need the assistance of the Shell Lodge Squad for this.

The Dragon Temple.

  • Skipper: "Kolwalski, progress report."
  • Kolwalski sighed.
  • Kolwalski: "I have found NO pages or sites about demonic ponies, Skipper! Neither in the internet NOR the villain files! Whatever entenity we're dealing it, it's so new it's OBVIOUSLY never been recorded before!"
  • Icky: "So we're dealing with something never before encountered?! Nuts! We always end up having to deal with never before encountered stuff, like the time we dealt another something no one ever discovered before!"

Flashback.

  • The Lougers are at a stand-off with the silluette of a beast!
  • Spongebob: "I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT WE'RE UP AGAINST!?"

Reality.

  • Icky: "But now everyone knows of the Gagmalkoonmlo Beast."
  • Skipper: "We dealt with the unknown before Ick and surpassed it like bosses!"
  • Lord Shen: "I believe it's obvious that the web has failed us for once in this regard. It's clear if we're gonna get any infomation on darkspawn anything, it's through Victor."
  • Sandy: "But the odds are poor against us. There's a chance that not even HE might have an idea what we're up against and-" (Suddenly, the communicator rings)...
  • Kowalski: Oh, boy, that's probably him! (Turns it on, and finds Victor's face)
  • Victor: Guys! I might need your help with something! The Museum has been robbed!
  • Icky: Let me guess, is it because of some kind of Darkspawn?
  • Victor:...Yeah, you might say that. It came and went off with the statue of Sombor. (The entire group gasps in surprise)
  • Skipper: You gotta be kidding me!
  • Victor: No. She managed to scare off my demon guards, and make off with it as quickly as possible....And I think I might know who it was.
  • Brandy: Really?
  • Victor: Yeah. I am an expert in Darkspawn history after all since I've studied them for half my life. I have every single Darkspawn lord I learned of I wrote in a book. And I actually found a half-Darkspawn on the exact same 2 pages that Sombor is on. Come over here right away and I'll tell you everything. It might not be safe to talk about it here. I'll see you then.
  • SpongeBob: Well, okay, we're on our way! Signing off! (Kowalski turns of communicator) Well, I guess we've finally found our info.
  • Tigress: We gotta get down there and find out who we're up against.

Darkspawn Museum

  • The Lougers arrived.
  • Victor: "I'm glad you made it. You have no idea how painful it is a theift has actselly been successful. If word were to get out, I would certainly expect to see the return of those theves almost quickly."
  • Icky: "Don't worry, the High Council has ways and knows a few people capable to make sure the media shuts up about this. Your fine."
  • Victor: "Good, cause a damaged reputation and returning theves are THE LEAST of my concerns. Cause there may had been, a detail about Sombor I, forgot to have mentioned. Remember when it was referenced that Sombor lost his ability to reproduce?"
  • Po: "Yeah..... Oh, don't tell me Sombor was lying and he ACTSELLY does have kids?!"
  • Victor: "Uh, no. His unfortunate netuering is still very much true. It's just that, like devines, demons, espeically Darkspawn, have the ability to create even more darkspawn through magic, knowing that to simply reapprobeate has had, it's limits. You already encounterd an exsample of Chernibog's and the Architect's work, (turns to reveil a Tirek statue), through this fine exsample."
  • Icky: ".... Oh, so, Darkspawn, can LITTERALLY create life?"
  • Victor: "Yes, an ironic good tainted by their.... Views, on how the worlds should obey them as gods. The Architect, was an espeically talented master on that. (Makes a journel appear) In fact, in the days before the maxwell insodent, Sombor was momentarly, a student for the Arcitect. And, a very speical one."
  • Victor opens the book.

Flashback.

  • (Victor): "Thanks to my shape-swifting success, I have become, more or less a faverite to, my brotheren. But one of Chernibog's finest, the prodiver of the darkspawn warriors, The Arcitect, felt I needed to become, a "True Darkspawn", by practicing the art of life creation. It's a practice, tecnecally used by most gods on worlds where evolution wasn't powerful or quick enough. Chernibog knows the power to an extent in light of his, former time with the High Council. I had my, awkword baby-steps."
  • Sombor was seen created a plant-based beast that devours another Darkspawn student!
  • (Victor): "And caused more then my fair share of.... Accsidents.... But the Arcitect was very phatent with me. He was quick to criticsize me in some occations, but it was mostly in part of being a teacher. Eventally, I finally mastered it. I was able to create creatures not even the gods themselves, have ever seen before. Trouble is.... I was, against the creatures being used in the cartoonian war because, I, never fancy myself, as a fighter, nor a contributer to a war my bretheren caused, over something as petty as a power struggle caused over the fact that Chernibog was made to govern a firy planet neither of the great divines wanted cause of it's-"
  • A fireball crashes into a building!
  • (Victor): ".... Eviomental hazords."
  • (Icky): "And the flashback shows WHY no body wanted it."
  • (Victor): "Ignoring the forth wall talk. Anyway.... However, I would eventally do something that, slightly, no, GRAVELY, harms my relation with the Arcitect. It was, after I was release from my pain and torture and, my very misfortune to suffer the lost of my ability to... Be a father. I came to his creation dojo to seek for his solice.... But as if in a way I should've expected, he was like all of the others...."
  • Sombor came in weaken, beaten, groan and pitifully growling in pain.
  • Sombor: "Master...... Please....... I..... I ran into some, slight, no, grave issues with the other darkspawn and with Chernibog, and.... I have fallen into some hard times.... I, I wish to be in your comfirting graces master, I-"
  • ???: "I'm aware of your.... Little mistake...."
  • Coming from the shadows, is a disappointed, but relitively calm, Architect.
  • Architect: "Word travels fast here in these realms. And let me say, you have just put, not only your reputation.... But your own well being in jeoperty."
  • Sombor: ".... Je-..... Jeoperty?"
  • Architect: "... Your, egerness to befriend a human, does not just taint the respect of fellow darkspawn, but now, you are infected, by an illness, not even the divines of light, will ever be safe from.... Are you aware of the devine haunting horror, of morality illness?"
  • Sombor: "An, illness, based on morality? That, kinda doesn't sound.... Logical."
  • Architect: "To a mortal, perhaps.... But it's a desistating reality to gods and demons alike.... You see, immortally, is not as perfect as many death fearing mortals wish it is.... It's more painful then even the wisest of gods and demons can ever igmagine..... And to worse it off.... It has a hapit of being assusiated of, acting like what your NOT suppose to be. Espeically if it concerns demons. And we darkspawn, are not a safe exception, tragicly, since it's more of a title then an actual race many mortals grown to believe."
  • Sombor: ".... I'm afraid to ask, is it-"
  • Architect: "It's WORSE, then bad. This illness depends on what alinement your on. If your that of good, it can still be painful, but since your at the approbeate side at least, it can be avoidable by simply earning the offender's forgiveness, or never dealing with dishastor. It's best over-all avoidable, by maintain the rule of amorality. In layman's terms, being neutrol and indifferent to the dillemma's of mortals. But good devines are lucky. They can tecnecally get away avoiding the far worse horrors Morality illness has to offer, thanks to being meant to be good.... But we..... We demons, darkspawn or not, are meant to be evil. The best we're allowed to be, is to be jerks if we don't enjoy conguring worlds. Some non-darkspawn are sometimes lucky to avoid morality illness, if they balence out niceness, by being mischivious or annoying. But we, are not the likes of imps, or things of the like. We're meant for straight-up evil. You, were not born to give compassion to some, human outcast destined to be a meger lonely farmer. It's too dangerious for demons to even be, minorly concerned for such things, let alone, intervine with their lives! In fact, you should tecnecally be lucky the High Council got to you first, and not us! Trust me, it would've been, worse for you if our forces were aware of this sooner. Because being, "good", is our polor oppistie, Morality Illness, is far worse on us. Gods and Demons share the same symphoms, but demons have the symphoms, tenfold worse. Even now, no thanks to your injuries, your already starting to get sickly pale with occational black lines."
  • Sombor sees what the Architect mentioned and panic!
  • Sombor: "AGGH?! Master, please, tell me there's a cure?!"
  • Architect: "Physically, no. There's no physical cure. But as I said, it's best avoided, if you act like what you are. A being of darkness. Or else, you'll litterally kill yourself with kindess. Deitnies of all kinds, are karma magnets. Trouble they often don't mean to cause, always find them. And the more disappointment to go through, the more deadlier it gets.... It's sadly, something, not even immortallity can protect us from. That, dreaded sickness, has a way to compromise that, simular to speical deitenty destroying weapon. I am not in ahority to control in what YOU choose for your life, but may I strongly suggest AGAINST the path you choosen, and accept what fate desided?"
  • Sombor said nothing, only was looking with streaming tears, and leaking tainted blood.
  • (Victor): "I said nothing, and left sadly. What my master told me, trumaitised me. Caring for mortals can, kill deitanties? This has to be absorbed! Aren't we suppose to be.... Inpervious to death? But, I know my master isn't a darkspawn of lying, it's not what he was titled as. So.... It's actselly true, and the skin, it was certainly, real. I, was more broken then I already. I.... Have no way to find solice again....."

Next chapter.

  • (Victor): "I, more or less accepted what I am.... But, morely, to avoid the illness, and nothing more. But, I still can't, get over losing Max... Sort've regaining my former profession through becoming the Darkspawn Lord of Grief and Solice, I was able to independently open up a secret darkspawn lab in a world previously sought after by Chernibog: Equestia. He attempted to harm the cute creatures, many times, because of, their purity. One with draconquui, another with a team project with master Architect. Future attempts eventally halted when the purity, was simply too much. But then, it inspired me. They have been known to show, almost unconditional kindness, even to the Draconquui and the fautly first creation Scorpan. It was certainly, a unigte race. They were capable of unfathomable forgiveness and understanding.... But... I wouldn't dare show myself to them, knowing, what I am. So, the best alternate way to earn the compassion of these creatures? Create one myself. So, what I did next, was considered a depravity to the world of devines and demons: Creation Infrigement.... I copied, the design of the work of the alicorns, with some traces of darkspawn engry. It was a long, and arguious process, and I had some... Unpleasent failed exspearients (Quick images of deformed darkspawn/pony hybreeds are seen, some alive, some dead, some sort've both), until... I finally created the perfect one...... Sopony."
  • Sombor tried his hardest to finally create Sopony, who's face was obscured from the camera.
  • Sombor: "...... I..... I, finally did it...... I.... I have a living, breathing child."
  • Sopony: "....... Who.... Who are you? What am I?"
  • Sombor: "...... Well, in a tecnecal sense that I used magic to create you, I, I guess, that makes me.... Your father...."
  • Sopony: ".... What's a father?"
  • Sombor: "A father? Well.... It's someone.... Who cares for you no matter what...... Who will never judge you for what you are.... Who cares, for you......"
  • Sopony: "....... Fa...... Fa.... Father...."
  • Sopony hugged Sombor.
  • Sombor returned it.
  • Sombor: "From this moment on, you are known as.... Sopony....."
  • A Darkspawn warrior barged in!
  • Darkspawn Warrior: "SIR?! Several High Council soldiers and the Alicorns are coming this way!?"
  • Sombor: "WHAT!? HOW IS THAT POSSABLE?! We're isloated in the Everfree Forest!?"
  • Darkspawn: "Well..... Two pony campers accsidently walked in the place when we took a break, and uh.... They saw your, less perfect creations."
  • Sombor: "WHAT!? And, and, you didn't capture them!?"
  • Darkspawn: "Well.... You kinda ordered us to not hurt anyone, so, we weren't able to go after them without doing, well, what darkspawn do best, cause harm."
  • Sombor: "BUT BY ALL MEANS YOU COULD'VE TRIED SIMPLY HUMANELY CAPTURED THEM!?"
  • Darkspawn: "Sadly sir, that's, kinda not in our job distriction."
  • Sombor: "GAAHHHH!? Then I give you permission to cause some harm, not fatally, to scare or at least distract the High Council and the Alicorns from us while Sopony and I escape!?"
  • Darkspawn: "What about the other creations?"
  • Sombor: "There's..... Little help for them. Half of them are already dead, and some are too visious for even me to control. There's, nothing I can do for them. But, the least you and the soldiers can do, is defend them with your life. I cared for them the same way I care for Sopony."
  • Darkspawn: "That's kinda weird for you to care for failed exspeariments, espeically for Darkspawn standerds, but it's not in my place to question you so, orders are orders."
  • Sombor: "Good?! Now proceed to actselly do that?!"
  • The Darkspawn ran off!
  • Sopony: "Father, what's happening?"
  • Sombor: I will explain everything later. Just...just follow me. (Magically creates a portal back to the Banished Realms) We must leave before- (Suddenly the Darkspawn guards are tossed through the air and a crash was heard)
  • Voice: AAHH, MY CABBAGES!!!
  • Voice 2: "WHAT ARE WE EVEN DOING HERE MAN!?"
  • Sopony: I'm scared!!
  • Sombor: Don't worry, you're safe with me... With your father. (Suddenly, the High Council appeared with Nightus, Heavenslight, Celestia, and Luna)... Uh... Long time no see, right?... (They look at him angrily)... Look, I can explain, but could you at least leave me alone just this once?!?
  • Yen Sid: ( Appearing and Sighs) You just don't learn, do you? You're a Darkspawn! Darkspawn are not meant for love and compassion, they're meant for evil! Something that we must regulate. And that implies that these creatures you have made... They must be destroyed.
  • Heavenslight: Including that one in your arms.
  • Sombor:... You're not seriously thinking about... MURDERING her are you?!?
  • Nightus: It must be done! It's for your own good!
  • Sombor: THEN WHY DON'T YOU JUST TURN ME INTO SOMETHING ELSE?!? I DON'T WANNA BE A DARKSPAWN!! I WANT SOMETHING GREATER THAN WHAT I AM ALWAYS TOLD TO DO!!! (Sopony was frightened by his outburst) EVERYWHERE I GO, IT'S ALWAYS THE SAME! 'DARKSPAWN ARE SUPPOSED TO BE NOTHING BUT LIFE-RUINERS'!! 'CARING FOR SOMEONE KILLS YOU!!!' IF YOU ALL ARE SO POWERFUL, WHY DON'T YOU JUST TURN ME AND MY NEW DAUGHTER INTO NORMAL PONIES?!?
  • Luna: Yikes! Yen, you never told us he was dramatic!
  • Heavenslight: Luna, shush!
  • Nightus: I'm afraid you ask too much of us, Sombor. You're a Darkspawn! That's something no amount of magic is ever going to change. Even if you are a pony, you're going to be doomed with morality sickness because you were born for evil. There's nothing we can do about it. I'm afraid our decision is final. We can't allow the risk of these creations poisoning this world with darkness. They must be destroyed.
  • Sombor:...No! I WON'T LET YOU DESTROY SOPONY!!! I LOVE HER!!
  • Yen Sid: Then you leave us no choice. We'll have to take her from you by force!
  • Sombor: GET AWAY!! (Teleports away, but Heavenslight teleports him right back)... LEAVE ME ALONE, GODDAMN IT!!
  • The Alicorns lpowered up their horns.
  • Celestia: "Sombor..... We're sorry for this."
  • Outside, an exploudion was seen and Sombor and Sopony was blasted out, sending them flying!
  • Sombor and Sopony were seperated during their toss!
  • (Victor): "The blast was very painful to me.... But fortunately, I survived it, albeit, unconfertably harmed. I watched in sadness as the High Council brought a terrorable end to what was my base.... And, assumingly, all of the failed exspeariments. But worse of all.... I lost Sopony..... If this was to make sure I perimentally accpet who I end.... They, have a hypocritically dark way to do it. Sopony, was far too young for a blast by all 4 Alicorns. I.... Assumed the worse. Fortunately, Chernibog long predicted what I was doing something that was destened for embarising failure, and ensured that my new pain was enough punishment.... But, it did not stop the scolding. My master, further disappointed in me, that he ordered for, my depowering of my creation powers."
  • Architect: "I'm sorry if must come to this, Sombor. But I warn you this sort've thing will only end in pain. I'm sorry that I am forced, to contribute in this."
  • Sombor: "Master, please, you, you said you don't have ahtority to deside my fate! You said that-"
  • Architect: "I did say that. But what I do have ahority in, is desiding when a darkspawn deserves the right to have creation powers. And your un-nessersary act of commiting creation infirgement, is something, even we darkspawn frown apawn. I'm afraid.... It cannot be ignored."
  • Sombor: ".... Please, I, I promise I'll won't waste these powers on something that'll only attract trouble again, I-"
  • Architect: "Then allow me and the de-powerors, to make sure, you truely comply to that."
  • Sombor: But I-
  • Architect: Sombor, now!
  • (Victor): "So I had no choice but to allow them to take them away from me. I was forever powerless to create anymore artificial happiness. There simply wasn't anything left for me to do but just accept who I am. So, as painful as it was, I decided to do the one evil thing I could think of: I would take the form of several dead family members, and find true happiness with them. So far, I've done it 219 times."
  • (Sparx): Damn!
  • (Victor): "I would earn the trust of their loved ones, and if I should ever feel like they hate me, I would fake my own death, and move onto the next family. This process would go on for the next thousand years. I was hopefully able to avoid the next banishment of the Darkspawn, and took up residence on Skullian Prime, where I am still staying today...."

Present

  • Victor:..."I never found out if my dear Sopony was alive or not, but with all the things that have happened to me, I decided to give up the search and assume that she was destroyed like the others. I was forever doomed to never find happiness except for what I have found in my evil career."
  • Monkey: This Darkspawn pony that we're up against must be Sopony. She was trying to rescue her father from his already-perfect state.
  • Shenzi: But what other kind of source of happiness could she possibly have for her father?
  • Victor: Well, actually, I had found another diary. This time it's from Sopony. It explains what she went through when she was lost to Sombor. (Takes it out) And here's what she had to say...(Reading the Darkspawn dialect) "Alone. For years on end, it's always been that word. Alone. Ever since I was lost from my father..."

Flashback

  • (Victor): (With Sopony's face covered up by either the environment or in just censored blurs)"...I realized how alone in the UUniverses I was. I had just been created, yet had the brain of an adult, but the curiosity of a toddler. I was lonely. I realized that the only thing important to me was my father. The one who created me. Since that day, I swore to find him. But when I was about to begin my quest, I was found by these creatures that looked very similar to my father. They were the Darkspawn. They took me to this hellish realm where they said..."
  • Architect: So you're the one that Sombor created?
  • Sopony: You know my father?
  • Architect: He is one of us. Let me explain everything as to why he created you. You see, for years now, he's been...different. We Darkspawn are meant for evil and villainy. But Sombor didn't want that. He wanted something different. He then made a friend with some little child named Max, which he got to know better until the High Council separated the both of them.
  • Sopony:...They took my father from what he wanted to be? That's cruel!
  • Architect: Maybe, but there's a reason why it needed to be done. You see, we Darkspawn are not meant to be compassionate for mortals. They only need to conquer them. Otherwise, the results could cause a morality sickness. It's an illness which is the only one to be capable of killing Gods if given the chance. When a supernatural being like us are compassionate for a mortal, it affects them greatly. It starts out slow like a fungus, but when tragedy strikes like what happened with you and your father, it can grow bigger, and if it continues, it will be fatal, and could cause death. We warned your father of this, but by creating you, we had to take away his ability to create.
  • Sopony:...Can I see him again?
  • Architect: I'm afraid not. If we are to ensure that your father learns his lesson, you must be destroyed.
  • Sopony:...No! I wanna see him!
  • Architect: We can't allow that. We can't even allow you to become one of us because of your father. You need to go before something happens.
  • Sopony: NO! STAY AWAY FROM ME!!
  • Architect: SEIZE HER!! (Sopony is cornered by Darkspawn soldiers which roar at her, then she blasts a magical beam of energy out of fear, realizing what she just did, she uses it to defend herself) STOP HER!! DON'T LET HER GET OUT!! (As Sopony runs, she discovers more spells, and is finally able to create a portal out of the Banished Realms, goes through it, and closes it in time before the soldiers grab her)...NOOO!!!
  • (Victor): "Since then, I hid from everyone. I hid from the Darkspawn, and I hid from the mortal world. Everyone around me was out to get me. So I disguised myself by stealing a robe with a hood, and grabbed a ski mask to avoid people recognizing me as a horrible disfigured half-Darkspawn! I had thought from that moment that the Darkspawn would accept me, but after that, I felt alone once again. (Sopony starts crying alone in a dark forest) But then I discovered that my father wasn't at all gone, and was one of the only Darkspawn that hadn't been banished to that hellish realm they referred to as the Banished Realms. So I began an epic quest to find him and be reunited with him so we could no longer be ashamed of who we were. We were rogues. Outcasts. Renegades. And we liked to keep it that way. I had spent the first few decades in Equestria learning about the ways of the ponies that inhabited it. I learned about their beliefs and their thoughts about friendship. Being a half-Darkspawn, I couldn't bring myself to show my face and make my own friends. The only friend I knew I should ever have was my father. But alas, I couldn't find him anywhere. I stowed away on Gummi Ship after Gummi Ship, but I never found him. Even with the discovery of teleportation, I was unable to find him."
  • (Tigress): So what was she intending to do about their morality illnesses when they found each other?
  • (Victor): I'm getting to that. "But just recently, I was about to give up when I remembered that there was virtually no cure for morality illness except for realizing who you were meant to be. But...I might've found a way. When I was trying to defend myself from an Equinox sorcerer, I managed to get a wound out of him, and as I stepped in the leaked blood...I felt rejuvenated and healthy."
  • (Icky): Eww!
  • (Victor): "Realizing how pure that blood was, I decided to suck all his blood out of his body, and store it in packages, killing him in the process. As much as I hated killing, he was trying to do the same to me, and I found great use in the blood that he had. I had stored about 2 bags of his blood. I decided that this might've held the key to allowing me to cure me and my father of our morality illnesses. I didn't know if it would work, but when I gave myself my first injection...it worked. But only for one day. I discovered that I needed to give myself daily doses of the blood so I wouldn't suffer the illness, which was growing very rapidly. I decided to save the second bag for my father, and the other one will be for my doses. I knew I needed to find my father by the time my blood supply ran out. And Equinox masters were so rare, I wasn't able to find another and gain more pure blood. So far, I'm down to ha..."

Present

  • Victor:..."ha"?
  • Patrick:...Where the hell is "Ha"?
  • Victor: I think she was intending to write the word 'half' until she was interrupted by something. That's all there is about her. I found this on an abandoned site in Equestria. It was buried.
  • Po: She probably didn't have time to finish it, and needed to leave as soon as possible.
  • Ed Otter: Well, at least we finally know who we're up against.
  • Private: It's really sad how Sopony is suffering the same pain her father is.
  • SpongeBob: Either way, she must be stopped.
  • Icky: "But here's a gaint series plot-hole here. If Celestia had met Sombor PRIOR to the To Let Go, Or To Be Sad Forever episode, why didn't she or Sombor said anything?"
  • Lord Shen: "Obviously this episode originally didn't existed yet first of all, so it's only natrol that the producers didn't had prior ideas to plan out all these things. But to talk less post-modernly, I guess she was simply ashamed of what she and the High Council were forced to do and merely, refraigned from referencing it."
  • Icky: "Then what stopped Sombor from bringing it up!?"
  • Shifu: "It's, possable that he desided to keep the event to himself, posability to the point where he no longer remembered it."
  • Victor: "Well, I'm fortunate that she didn't realise I was an equinox master, or I would've been declaired the next unlucky food shorce."
  • Lord Shen: "We should also be thankful that Sopony is not even close to be powerful enough to harm the magical seal of the elements of harmony. She'll end up getting frustraighted first before even managing to do a small crack!"
  • Po: "But.... What would stop her from finding out about who Victor is, or even going after the Main 6 to FORCE them to free Sombor?!"
  • Victor: I think you guys know what that answer would be. You need to go to Equestria and tell Celestia and Luna to get ready for the possible attack.
  • Merlin: What about you? She might be watching us right now, and might know you're an Equinox Master and come after you for your blood.
  • Victor: Don't worry about me. I am more than capable of taking care of myself. I know a lot of defense spells. Just go to Equestria and get your friends ready to prevent the return of Sombor.
  • Mr. Whiskers:... Alrighty!
  • Bagheera: Let's get moving! Good luck, Victor. (They leave for the van and head for Equestria)

Chapter 4: Marina's True Intentions

Sopony's Hideout

  • The Statue of Sombor stood before Sopony.
  • Sopony: "Finally.... Father.... Togather again......"
  • Don Mike and the Baracudas stood happy that something was corrected. But they were confused by why Sopony was struggling to free Sombor herself, as her horn only sparkled and zapped spratically.
  • Don Mike: "Uh, is there a problem boss?"
  • Sopony: ".... No.... No!? NO?! (Tries her hardest, but fails spectactually!?) GAHH?!"
  • Tommy: "Ya know, no offence, but it's odd that your powerful enough to make a retired crime lord approuchable again and successfully break in into a darkspawn museum, but not to free a guy trapped in stone."
  • Sopony: "It's the elemental seal of the elements of harmony is the problem?!? How could I forget about THIS!? Damn it!? How could my powers fail to-"
  • Teddy: "Oh, oh! I know! It's because the elements of harmony is more purer then yous! I mean, you are half demon, so, I guess it's because-"
  • Sopony: "I'm fully aware of that, Ted! I just.... I thought I could be stronger...."
  • Marina: "Well, then the solution is obvious! Nab the ponies who weild that power and get them to bust him out for you. A snap of the fingers solution."
  • Sopony: ".... I can't risk to go after THEM!? These 6 ponies defeated a night obcessed dark god, that idiot discord, a changeling army, a terrorable tyrant and Tirek?! Even several threats not native to their world! AND YOU CAN CLEARLY SEE, WHAT THEY DID TO MY FATHER!? I won't stand a chance?!"
  • Don Mike: "Then let us soften them up for yas, then you come in and make them an offer they can't refuse."
  • Sopony: "..... I, I don't know...."
  • Ed: "Don't worry see, myah see, we just need a plan of attack see, myah see, myah. We just need to go after them one by one, start from the weakest and ambush the strong when they least suspect it, see, myah see."
  • Sopony: ".... Ok, but I'm making the stragity.... And we HAVE to be as careful as possable. And we have to do it, without the Alicorns being alarmed! Neither of us, not even myself, would stand well against them?!"
  • Don Mike: "Well, I heard there's this, purple one that's the most powerful one of all who is also a newly dubbed Alicorn awhile back. What about her?"
  • Sopony: ".... Leave her to me if she becomes a problem. She and I are argueably equils."
  • Don Mike:...Okay, but I have to warn you that she's a determined pony. I've seen what she can do. I can agree that you two are equals, believe me... but Twilight can't be manipulated that easily.
  • Sopony: Yes, I have heard that she was trained in occlumency so she would resist mental attacks. But I also heard she is still vulnerable to black magic since she's still under Equinox training with that Draconequus from Destiny Islands.
  • Marina:... You spy on them a lot, don't you?
  • Sopony: I have magic. I can open up portals that allow me to see anything. Trust me, when all this is over, I will make sure that me and my father are back together again. You can count on it.
  • Ed: Well, I hope you know what you're doing, see, myah, see!

Later...

  • Marina: (Moves into a private area in the cave)...This... is... PERFECT!!! Now is finally my chance to get back in the Villain League! I can picture it! Mirage being amazed that I, Marina Del Ray, captured the lost hybreed Sopony, and converted her AND Somboro into true darkness! If I can capture them and get them to convert to finally act like REAL demons, I can become a high-ranker! And I'll make that smug bitch Cynder regret ever dumbing me! Oh, I wish I still had my asisent manatee and those eels of mine to celebrate with. Oh well, they were dragging me down anyway! Ha-ha! I can picture it already?! I just need to snag when she makes... The one, mistake...

During this song, she deludions up a Villain Leage assisent sounding awfully simular to her former assisent.

Just one mistake - lyrics

Just one mistake - lyrics


  • Marina chuckled wickedly.

Equestia.

  • Twilight: "And with that, I happly say that the conflict between the Griffin and Minotaur nations are truely resolved."
  • A sofisicated Griffin ambassitor: "My, miss Sparkle, that has to be the greatest compromise I heard in a while."
  • A beefed up minotaur: "YEAH!? THAT'S SOUNDS LIKE A PLAN?! BULLYWOOD APPOVES?! YEAAAAAAAAAAAAH?!"
  • Griffin Ambassitor: "Well, I, Sir Griffindor, would like to thank you for resolving our conflict on how we handle our recent Pink Slimer infestation and that we shouldn't care WHERE they originated from as long as we resolve them. And thanks for ensuring that they weren't toxic.... Just carnviouerious. Now, uh, "Bullywood", is it, let us return to our respective nations and get to work togather to resolve the matter peacefully."!
  • Bullywood: "YEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAH?!"
  • Sir Griffindor: "..... I'll take that as an agreement."
  • The two left.
  • Twilight sighed in relief and exhaustion!
  • Twilight: "Wow, is the political side of princessing really rearing it's demanding head! I guess Celestia desided to share some of her work with me as well! I appresiate getting involved, but, alittle too soon for that. Hopefully though, that was the last of this exhasuting day."
  • Spike: "Twilight, the princesses arrived."
  • Twilight: "Wow that was quick."
  • Celestia and Luna teleported in quick.
  • Celestia: I'm very proud of you, my faithful student. Since you stood up for the fate of those seven sin ponies, your diplomatic skills have been surprisingly splendid.
  • Twilight: Oh, it was nothing, your highness. Somepony HAD to break up that silly conflict before somepony got hurt. So, how are my friends?
  • Luna: They're here. They briefly had a little problem with Discord.
  • Twilight:... Oh, boy, what is he up to this time?
  • Luna: Oh, nothing. He just said something about helping the 3 fillies with gaining their cutie marks or something.
  • Twilight:... Oh, crap!

Outside Crystal Castle

  • Discord: HOW'S IT WORKING FOR YOU GIRLS? (The CMCs are riding on their scooter which has been magically turned into a hovering scooter and hovering wagon)
  • Scootaloo: DISCORD, THIS SEEMS KINDA DANGEROUS!!
  • Discord: Hey, you said you didn't have a problem with danger. You get this right, you'll have your cutie marks in no time.
  • Applebloom: Well, if you're sure, then--WHOOOAAAAAAHHHH!! (The CMCs fall towards the ground, and Twilight appears, and before she tries to teleport them to safety, Discord does it for her)
  • Scootaloo:... I'm dead... I'm dead, I'm dead, I'm dead, I'm dead, I'm dead, I died, I'm dead...
  • Discord: Relax, buttercups, you're fine.
  • Twilight: DISCORD, WHAT WERE YOU THINKING?!? I thought you had changed your ways.
  • Discord: Hey, just because I acknowledged never to betray my friends again, it doesn't mean I hate using magic for my amusement.
  • Sweetie Belle:... You're kidding right?
  • Scootaloo: D'OH, I SHOULD'VE KNOWN! He was indulging our little 'fantasies' like the pompous yellow-bellied lummox he is! Come over here and fight like a weasel, because that's what you're shaped like!
  • Applejack: Scootaloo, where did you hear such vulgar words?
  • Rainbow Dash:... (Chuckles nervously)
  • Discord: Relax, kiddo, it's nothing personal... For the most part. I'm at least lucky to have not gotten busted again for altering the environment since... Well, you girls technically requested it.
  • Applebloom: Thanks a lot, by the way!
  • Twilight: (Sighs) Well, at least the girls are safe. Girls, next time you are given assistance from Discord, think it through, please.
  • Scootaloo: Oh, trust me, I'll get payback soon enough.
  • Discord: Pfft, like you can do that against me. (They head for the castle)
  • Scootaloo: (To the other 2 CMCs whispering) Who's up for some Discord payback?
  • Applebloom: Oh, boy, we might get prankster cutie marks!
  • Sweetie Belle: Neat! (The three high-five as they enter the castle)
  • Celestia: Are the fillies alright?
  • Applebloom: Oh, we're fine! Discord was just playing with us.
  • Discord: (Celestia gives him a frown)... Well... I was just helping them get their cutie marks.
  • Scootaloo: AND to indulge us for what we do! You think we do these stunts just because we're daredevils? We've done things that nearly got us killed and... hmm... (On paper) Note to self: daredevil cutie marks as a future suggestion-
  • Applejack: OHHH, NO! (Takes the paper, and rips it in half) No daredevil stunts for you girls! Far too dangerous.
  • Sweetie Belle: Yeah, even I'd prefer to stay away from fiery rings and a motorcycle.
  • Applebloom: I second, I prefer to stay out of it after almost seein' my Granny nearly killin' herself in a high-dive into a small container of water. I knew sports were extreme, but... Geez!
  • Scootaloo: Well, SORRY!
  • Suddenly, an urgent sounding ring is heard!
  • Twilight: "It's the communicater!"
  • Luna: "I think the Lougers are calling for us! Which is odd, cause normally we call for them and-"
  • Celestia: "Then clearly it's urgent!"

Christail castle.

  • Twilight answers the communicater.
  • Twilight: Hey, guys! Is there something wrong?
  • Kowalski: Yes. We just discovered something that you might wanna know. We found that there is a half-Darkspawn loose and is possibly heading for Equestria. She's acquainted with Sombor.
  • Rainbow Dash: My God!
  • Celestia:... I think it might be somebody I've refrained from mentioning before, then. We'll prepare ourselves for defense. We might need you guys to come here and make it easier for us to ensure that she doesn't force Twilight's group to free Sombor.
  • Pinkie: Who's 'she'?
  • Shifu: We're already 3 minutes away from Equestria by lightspeed, your highness. We'll be there as soon as we can. Just get ready. Shell Lodgers out! (They hang up)
  • Rainbow Dash: Sombor had an accomplice?
  • Celestia: Yes, actually. I'm sorry if I had neglected to tell you during our battle against him in Berk. Her name is Sopony. She was an artificially-created half-Darkspawn that was supposed to be another source of happiness for Sombor until... Until we destroyed his old batch, and left Sopony and Sombor separated. We assumed that Sopony was destroyed, but... Now we know that she's alive. She's possibly coming here so she can force you six to free Sombor from his statue prison.
  • Fluttershy: (Shivers in fear) Oh, no!
  • Discord: Oh, pfft, puh-leeze! We've handled Darkspawn before... In fact, we've recently handled one... Again. This bitchy daughter of a deranged morally-conflicted demon is no different than all the others we've faced.
  • Luna: Discord, don't let your mind be consumed with chance. Darkspawn are known to be unpredictable. You may wanna watch your back on this one.
  • Twilight: ".... Why didn't you tell us this sooner?"
  • Celestia: ".... It was not an event I was proud of. Sombor, obviously only wanted to be free of what he was, but... You had to understand. He was creating a series of failed attempts. When half of them weren't dead on arrival, they were monsterious and visious. Even Sombor couldn't control them. They would've been a threat to Equestia if they gotten away from him. It was, purely to keep Equestia safe...."
  • Luna: "Plus alot of them would've eventally die out from being inperfect anyway, so it was also mercy killing."
  • Discord: "Kinda needlessly harsh, wouldn't you agree? Then again, you are the same ponies who did turn me into a statue for nearly a millendia, so I'm not TOO surprised."
  • Celestia: "Well, I'm even more unproud of my actions now knowing Sopony's alive, holding resentment to the High Council because of rules made during the first cartoonian war... The real one."
  • Pinkie: "Well why not just say your sorry you hurt her so badly and-"
  • Celestia: "She was asentually an infent when Sombor brought her into this life! I trumatised her when High Council law made me want to destroy her! She's, she's never gonna forgive me for what I did."
  • Luna: "And why would she? We asentually murdered the non-dead half of Sombor's batch, which was asentually her family, and now, we finally pushed it too far when we statue-afived Sombor."
  • Applejack: "Well can't we just tell her we didn't done it out of being darkspawn haters but to save Sombor from morality illness?"
  • Celestia: "She might not listen and think we are trying to confuse her. Her ability to trust anyone other then Sombor is, shattered beyond belief."
  • Rarity: "It wouldn't be hard to at least give it a "can't say we didn't try" though."
  • Twilight: She's pretty much right. If we're going to first use diplomacy for something like this, it must be me since... Well, I'm now learning how to be a good diplomat after a few minutes ago. If I can stop a feud, then I'm sure I can hold Sopony off long enough for you guys to get away safely.
  • Applebloom: But what if it don't work?
  • Twilight:... Then I'll fight her... Depending upon how powerful she is.
  • Celestia: I wasn't able to see Sopony since we destroyed her lineage, so even I am unaware of her powers. But if she is half-pony half-Darkspawn, then I'm sure she'll not only be as powerful as you, but she might have enough heart for you to successfully stall her. We already established on our last adventure that Equestrian ponies are one of the most pure beings in the UUniverses after all.
  • Twilight: Then it's settled. I will try reasoning with Sopony, and try tapping into her pony heart, and when she finally cracks in confusion, we'll be ready to retreat to someplace safe, and by the time she finds us, we'll find her father's statue and secure it.
  • Fluttershy: But Twilight, what if she hurts you?
  • Twilight: Don't worry, Fluttershy, I can hold my own. If I can box a Darkspawn lord to a standstill with amped up magical powers, I can handle a Darkspawn with a vulnerable heart.
  • Rarity: Yeah, when we last battled Tirek, both he and Celestia mentioned that we ponies were one of the most pure beings of the UUniverses, I was fearful of what we would do with a blend between those two things.
  • Rainbow Dash: Me, too!
  • Luna: Well, at least we know for sure she has a weakness. But the best thing we can do is prepare for her arrival. Twilight will stall her while we evacuate. If Sopony truly is as powerful as Twilight, I think this might be another even-match.
  • Applejack:...Well... Good luck, Twi!
  • Twilight: Thanks, AJ! Now let's get to it.

Chapter 5: The Battle Against Sopony and her Friends

Later.

  • Twilight's Castle is seen, as suddenly, the sky gets gloomy to the concern of Ponvillians.
  • Ponies were muttering and talking, until they see the shorce of the sky oddity.... Sopony slowly walking torwords the castle.
  • Sopony: "... It's simple... While I, get at Sparkle...."

Meanwhile.

  • Pinkie was at sugercube corner.
  • Teddy was approuching Sugercube corner.
  • (Sopony): "The others seek out her friends."

Meanwhile again.

  • Tommy was stalking on Rainbow Dash who was resting on a lowered down cloud.
  • (Sopony): "One....."

Meanwhile again.

  • Ed was approuching Fluttershy's home.
  • (Sopony): "By one...."

Meanwhile Again.

  • Don Mike was heading torwords Sweet Apple acres, reading a Tommy Gun.
  • (Sopony): "By one...."

Meanwhile for the last time.

  • Marina was seen spying on Rarity heading to her home.
  • (Sopony): "..... By one."

Back to Sopony.

  • Sopony was quietly laughing.
  • Sopony: "This shall be, almost, too easy."
  • Sopony bucks open the castle doors.
  • Sopony: ".... Ready or most likely not, Sparkle..... Here comes desteny....."
  • Sopony walked in.

Back to Teddy.

  • Teddy barged inside the Sugercube corner.
  • Mr. and Ms. Cake were startled!
  • Teddy: ".... Uh..... Hello.... I, ams a representive to.... Willy Chocola-te's chocolate factory and uh..... Pinkie won a free tour.... Can you uh.... Ask her to... come down?"
  • Mr. Cake: Don't you mean 'Willy Wonka's Chocolate Factory'? And why would someone like him offer a free pass when he already has someone to be his successor?
  • Teddy: No, I don't mean that, this is different, and-
  • Mr. Cake: Pinkie already told us there was trouble, so stop pretending to fool us.
  • Teddy:...BLAST! I'll find the bitch myself, then! (Destroys the kitchen searching for Pinkie) WHERE ARE YOU, PINKIE?!?
  • Mrs. Cake: Oh, dear!
  • Teddy: COME OUT, COME OUT WHEREVER YOU ARE, PINKIE!! YOU HAVE A FAVOR TO FULFILL FOR US!! (Suddenly sees a door that has Pinkie's cutie mark symbol on it, goes up, opens it, and finds Pinkie wielding her party cannon)
  • Pinkie: Oh, hello,... And goodbye! (Fires her party cannon at Teddy, and he crashes to the ground while his robotic suit malfunctions)
  • Teddy: URRRGGHHH!!
  • Pinkie: I'm always prepared for an attack, you little mackerel!
  • Teddy: I'M A BARRACUDA, DUMBASS!! (Crying is heard)
  • Pinkie:... Oh, great! Now you woke up the babies! (Fires the party cannon again, and it knocks Teddy through the door as he tumbles into Bulk Biceps, who turns around growling)
  • Teddy:... (Gulps, and he is later seen running from him screaming crazily)
  • Pinkie: HAVE FUN WITH BULK, PAL!! (Giggles, and speaks to the Cakes) See? I told you it would work.
  • Mrs. Cake: Yeah, except our place is wrecked a bit.
  • Pinkie: I'll have it fixed soon. Right now, I need to get some stuff done. I'll see you soon. (Runs off, and the Baby Cakes are seen giggling)

Meanwhile...

  • Tommy was near Rainbow, which he realised the cloud suddenly highered up!
  • Tommy: "Darns it! She must've desided to sleep real high likes! I need another ways to get to her...... (Opens up a gaget maginzene.) Let's see if thoses Ajax guys have anything of worths."

Later.

  • Tommy: I hopes these jumping boots are worth the wait. (Jumps at a great height trying to get to Rainbow Dash, but he can't jump high enough, and Rainbow Dash winks at a few pegasi, who blow some winds to push Rainbow Dash's cloud away, aggravating Tommy) Darn it! (Rainbow Dash softly chuckles) I ain'ts gonna be outfoxed by a sleeping pony?! Come here you!?
  • Tommy makes another attempt, the cloud lowered down, and Tommy ended up spiraling straight into a lake!
  • SPLASH!?
  • Tommy got up angery.
  • A Mother and her filly saw him.
  • Filly: "Ew, what an ugly ducky."
  • Tommy: "I'M A FISH, YOU STUPID BRAT!?"
  • The Filly started to cry!
  • Mother: "HOW DARE YOU CALL MY CHILD STUPID!?"
  • A Mare came in.
  • Mare: "What's wrong?"
  • Mother: "HE CALLED MY CHILD STUPID!?"
  • Mare: "HEY EVERYONE?! THIS GUY'S A CHILD INSULTER?!"
  • An angrey mob of ponies began to form around the lake.
  • Tommy: "....... Ah, gubber-fish."

Later.

  • Tommy was screaming as the mob chased him!
  • Rainbow Dash: SO LONG, SUCKER-FISH!!! (Laughs) I LOVE messing with people! (To the pegasi) Thanks, guys!
  • Pegasi #1: Anything for our idol! (The two scream excitedly, and fly off, as well as Rainbow Dash)

Fluttershy's Cottage

  • Ed: (Busts into the cottage) Myah, see! What have we got here? A bunch of cute wittle animals see? Myah, see!
  • Jerry: HEY! Who the hell are you?!? (Angel looks at him angrily) I know, I know, the language!
  • Stefano the Flying Boa: "I'm getting'a this feeling that this'a guy's a steriotype of mobsters. He'sa saying "Myah" and "See" too'a much!"
  • Andre: "And worse, his face is giving me an indegestion!? HUMMP?!"
  • Andre pukes out Le Rat again.
  • Le Rat: ".... I'm Le Free...... Again..... I'M LE FREE!? Again. OH THANK LE HEAVENS I'M-"
  • Andre gulped him up!
  • Le Rat's voice: "....... Sacle Blu, I really should le learn not to repeatingly state I am free alot and actselly make le run for it!?"
  • Ed: Ok..... Ignoring THAT see, myah see, I wanna know where the savior of Equantica is, myah, see! Tell me before I turn up the heat in here! (Takes out a flamethrower)
  • Jerry: HOLY COW!!!... Do you even have a permit for that?!? (Suddenly, Louisiana appears barking, and manages to attack Ed!)
  • Ed: AHHH, SEE!!! (Punches Louisiana off as she whines in pain, and runs away as Louisiana continues chasing him)
  • Jerry: HAH! IN YOUR FACE, MYAH, SEE!!! (Laughs) GO EASY ON HIM, LOUISI!!!
  • Angel: (Wipes his sweat away) Whew!
  • Jerry: ALRIGHT, FLUTTERSHY, YOU CAN COME OUT NOW! (Fluttershy appears from upstairs, along with Discord)
  • Discord: How lucky! I didn't even need to use an invisibility spell on her. Those Lodgers made a nice choice allowing you to adopt that crazy dog.
  • Fluttershy: Discord!
  • Discord: Sorry, misspoke! We'd better get back and make sure this plan of Twilight's goes along smoothly.
  • Fluttershy: But what about my pets? They might need protection.
  • Discord: (Snaps, and the doors get magically barricaded with wood planks, along with the windows, and the back entrances, plus the entire cottage is surrounded by a magical shield)... Boom, your little friends are well-protected.
  • Fluttershy:... Thank you. Jerry, you stay and watch over the others. (They teleport away)
  • Jerry:...F***, why is it always me? (Angel stares angrily at him again for the language)...(Sighs)...

Sweet Apple Acres

  • Don Mike was protroling the apple acres.
  • Don Mike: "I take it these simple rural folk are apple fanactics. Look at this place, it's like a steriotypical apple loving teacher's paradise here..... And if that stuff about keeping doctors away is true, then this is like what a bug spray factory is to insects."

Cutaway

  • Bugs: AAAAAAAARRRRRGGGGGHHHH!!! (They run away as an SCJohnson Raid commercial is seen)

Reality

  • Don Mike: "But onto business.... I just need to apporuch that house completely un-interupted, and I can proceed to give an offer she can't refuse.... And to use a little steel force (cocks up the tommy gun) if I had too. Besides.... How dangerious can a bunch of apple obcessers can be?"

Inside House

  • Applejack:... So you can leave it to me to protect you from them.
  • Granny: Well, if you're sure about that, then good luck.
  • Big Mac: Ee-yup!
  • Applejack: (To the Crusaders) You three stay in here where you'll be safe.
  • CMCs: AWWW!!
  • Applejack: No! You're too young to fight. Just because yall' have accompanied us on a few adventures, but when I leave, you three will have to stay here where you'll be safe.
  • Scootaloo: But isn't this an easy spot for those meanies in the case they should come back? Why don't we hide in our clubhouse where no villain unfamiliar with us will find us?
  • Applejack:... That is a good point. Okay, you'll stay in the clubhouse until this mission is over. (Knocking on the door is heard)...It's them! Girls, hide! (They hide in the closet as Applejack positions herself to buck Mike away, disguising her voice to sound like Granny) COME IN! (Mike opens the door, and sees Applejack's waiting, and she bucks Mike off into the distance)
  • Don Mike: AAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!! (He uncontrollably fires the Tommy Gun in the sky as he soars off into the distance)
  • Applejack: Thank you for flyin' Air Applejack! (A crash is heard in the distance)
  • Applebloom: (The Crusaders come out of the closet) Is he gone?
  • Applejack: Yep. I bucked him off into the distance.
  • Applebloom: (Laughs) I love it when you buck people off. I hope my legs become as strong as yours when I grow up.
  • Applejack: Oh, I hope so. Now let me escort you girls to your clubhouse.
  • Sweetie Belle: We don't need any escorts.
  • Applejack: You will when there's baddies loose! Now come with me!

CMC Clubhouse

  • Applejack: Now I want you girls to stay here until we stop Sopony. Don't go out for any reason. Understand?
  • CMCs: Yes, Applejack! (Angel halos appear on their heads)
  • Applejack:...Okay, I'm off. (Leaves)
  • Scootaloo:...Okay, girls. Operation: Payback Against Discord is at go!
  • Applebloom: I couldn't said it better myself! But, uh...why do it now when Applejack said for us to stay here? Isn't it too dangerous to do it now? Besides, Discord ain't here.
  • Scootaloo: Oh, I'm sure we'll figure something out. (Chuckles)...

Rarity's Boutique

  • Rarity was still making a dress, as Marina was stealthfully getting in.
  • Marina chuckled evily.
  • Marina: "(Quietly) I just need to nab the bitch, and then, once So-whiny frees Som-dork, I'll sold them out to the villain leage! Perfect High rank, here comes-"
  • A yowl was heard.
  • Marina looks to see Opalesence.
  • Marina: "... A cat? What can a cat possability hope to-" (Opalescence suddenly attacks Marina) AAARRRRGGGHHH!!!
  • Rarity: HAH! Fooled you!
  • Marina: GET YOUR LOUSY CAT OFF OF MY FACE!!! (Runs around like with SpongeBob and the Strangler) AAAHHH!! AAAH, AAAH, AAAAAHHHH!!! GE-GET IT OFF!! GET IT OFF!! AAAHH!! AAHHH!!!

6 minutes later...

  • Marina: (Is still running around with Opal clawing her) AAAHH! AAAHH!! AAAAAAHHH!!! AAAH, AAAHH, AAAHHH!!!
  • Rarity: Okay, Opal, I think you've had your fun. (Opal jumps off of Marina as she is seen with scratch marks on her face)
  • Marina:... I... Am going... To STRANGLE YOU, MISSY!!!
  • Rarity: Oh, don't bet on it. There's more where THAT came from! (Magically gets herself a karate outfit) Luckily I know a few things about yoga...and don't take that to mean I don't know how to fight. If I can pummel a liar Applejack away from a hallucinatory diamond, I can pummel YOU! So you want a piece of me? COME AND GET IT!!... (Marina is shocked, and runs off) YEAH, YOU'D BETTER RUN!!... Whew! Now I simply must get back to the others.

Meanwhile...

  • Teddy: (Still running from Bulk Biceps) AAAAAHHHHHHH!!!
  • Tommy: (Running from the mob) AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!
  • Ed: (Running from Louisiana) AAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!
  • Marina: (Runs without screaming, and all 4 bump into each other while the chasers pause and see them all)... WATCH WHERE YOU'RE GOING YOU LOUSY- (Sees it's the others)... You guys?... Who are these people?
  • Bulk: YEEAAAAAAHHHH!!!
  • Mare: This fish-freak insulted my child!
  • Louisiana: (Barks)
  • Marina:... Really, guys? You just had to piss these people off?
  • Ed: It wasn't our fault, myah, see! It was those pony friends we was supposed to get, see, myah, see!
  • Marina:... Really? You got your butts kicked by a bunch of ponies that you could've taken out in a millisecond with your technologically-superior aqua suits?
  • Teddy: Oh, speak for yourself, lady! That party pony had a goddamn party cannon!
  • Tommy: That rainbow pony was too highs for me to reach!
  • Ed: That zoophile's got an insane dog with her, myah, see!
  • Teddy: And I'd say YOUR capturing didn't go so well seeing how you have those scratch marks on you.
  • Marina: Oh, please! That cat came out of nowhere!
  • Tommy: Where's Don Mike, mans?
  • ???: I'm over here! (He is seen having crashed in a fruit court, when he gets up he sees that the tender isn't happy)
  • Don Mike:... What're you looking at, horse's ass?
  • Pony Salesman: You do realize that this is gonna come out of your account, right?
  • Don Mike: Oh, just go away, you jackass!
  • Pony Salesman: JACKASS?!? YOU DARE CALL ME JACKASS?!? I'LL GIVE YOU JACKASS!!! (Takes out a knife)
  • Don Mike: Wait, how are you holding that- (The Pony Salesman punctures his aquasuit with the knife, causing water to leak out) NO! MY AQUA SUIT!!! LOOK WHAT YOU'VE DONE!!!
  • Pony Salesman: GUARDS!!! (Police stallions arrive, and cause Don Mike to run off in panic)
  • Don Mike: YAAAAAAAHHH!!! (The police stallions chase him)
  • Marina:...(Sighs) I'm surrounded by idiots!
  • Ed: "Well hopefully, the boss is doing alot better see, myah see, mya-"
  • Marina: "WILL YOU STOP IT WITH THAT "MYAH" CRAP!?"
  • Tommy: "Yas didn't had to be rude, lady."
  • Mother: "OH THAT'S REAL FUNNY COMING FROM YOU!?"
  • The mob started to shout!
  • Marina: "..... I think it's time for us to run now."
  • Marina and the Baracudas run away from the mob!

Castle center.

  • Sopony stared at the series of statues in the area.
  • Sopony: ".... I assume this is some sort've tropthy room of the foes she protacted Equestia from, even some of the ones she contributed with the lougers against. So this is asentually a hall of shame. Let's see what we have here..... (Scoffs at one where Nightmare Moon stood), Funny, you'd think Luna's alternate personally be disincluded from here. (Walks up to Discord) Wait, isn't that idiot Discord reformed now? What's he still doing here? (Walks up to Chrysalis) Ain't that a smug ugly bitch if I ever seen one. (Walks to Sombra) Some powerful tyrant king you were. You didn't even get to say something minorly intelligent. (Walks up to Tirek) Hmmpth. No surprise a product of Chernibog and that Architect winded up here. (Walks up to Eagle-Beak) Ugh, I seriously don't get how griffins work! (She just scoffs and ignors the rest of the statues) Ugh, and the rest of these statues are mainly just the monagery of the Louger's annoying foes. I mean, honestly? A mutant Frog, Chernibog's corrupted bat, a wash-out false wizard half-blood relitive of the leage's Shadow man, a generic evil ringmaster, an idiot ape pirate, a ghost, a worthless business crane, a giant spider, Zuthron the no longer great, a bitchy red dragon from another universe, and several others? I mean, half of them didn't even DIRECTLY threaten Equestia and yet they buildt statues for them? None of them are even worthy of having statues tributed in THEIR HONOR, much less their shame, I- (Sees a statue of her father)..... Father....... They made a statue for you two? They, degrade you, by compairing you to these fools!? I don't believe this?! I mean, fine, you made a few mistakes, but you don't deserve to be degraded like this?!"
  • ???: "Those statues aren't there to degrade these people, Sopony."
  • Sopony gasped to see Twilight!
  • Twilight: "They exist to remind the ponies of Equestia the dangers of corruption.... And why it's impourent to embrace friendship and help others who lost their way."
  • Sopony: "..... Help? HELP?! You and your friends TURNED MY FATHER TO STONE!? HOW IS THAT, HELPING HIM!?"
  • Twilight: We had to. If you know your father, you know we did it for a reason.
  • Sopony: (Sarcastically) Oh, yeah, because of that silly morality sickness! I almost forgot! (Seriously) By the way, you do have some mighty guts to come here and face me, Princess!
  • Twilight: Sopony, I know your heart is confused at the moment, but I'm sure there's another way to fix your illness.
  • Sopony: And how would you possibly know that? I'm a Darkspawn!
  • Twilight: You're HALF-Darkspawn! The other half is what I am! What my friends are! What my family is! Equestrian ponies, the most pure-hearted beings in the UUniverses! That means there's something inside of you that holds the key to changing you.
  • Sopony: So what, you're trying to reason with me? HAH! Prick move, princess! I can NEVER be reasoned with.
  • Twilight: You think so? Ponies always have a soft spot. And yours seems to be about your father... But have you wished for a better life?
  • Sopony: Yes! I wanna have a life with the only person who showed ANY kindness to me over the years! MY FATHER!! AND YOUR MENTOR AND THE JACKASS HIGH COUNCIL TOOK HIM AWAY FROM ME!! You don't know what it's like to lose a family member!
  • Twilight: Maybe not, but some of my friends do! Applejack is an orphan. She didn't know her real parents since they lost custody to her when her little sister was born. Fluttershy's grandfather was lost to her when she was a filly thanks to being allied with an outdated hero.... Well, those are the only two, but my point is that if they know what it's like, I know what it's like.
  • Sopony: And?
  • Twilight:... Well, that proves my point that there is a soft spot inside of you. Since you're half-pony, there's a chance that you can be cured of... What you are now.
  • Sopony: Not possible! I was created as a Darkspawn, BY a Darkspawn! I'm sure you know that there is no way for me to get this morality illness out of my system because I WAS BORN FOR EVIL!!!
  • Twilight: But ponies were born for good! Doesn't that technically mean that... Well... You are capable of balancing out this morality sickness given the chance?
  • Sopony: I was already aware of that theory, and I tried. None of my magic powers could eliminate this morality illness. All I have to balance it out is this Equinox Blood that I only have a small portion of left! I will not allow you and your friends to stop me and imprison me into stone like my father! As soon as I get him back, we'll rob the blood of hundreds of other Equinox Masters, and we'll hopefully use that blood to create a cure for our sicknesses!
  • Twilight: Well, if this Equinox Blood you have is powerful enough to halt your morality sickness, why not create that cure with it yourself?
  • Sopony: And carry on without love? NEVER! I'm not doing it without my father! Either way, you and your friends WILL free my father from his prison, or you will have to suffer the power of the Darkspawn!
  • Twilight: There are other people out there who care for you!
  • Sopony: Oh, yeah? Prove it!
  • Twilight:... Celestia, Luna, Nightus, Heavenslight, and the High Council have been regretful of doing all this to your father when they separated you. Celestia admitted that they felt guilty for putting you through this because of their duties. That means they care for you. They even cared for the safety of your father. That's why we're doing this. We only do it for your safety.
  • Sopony:... (Gets angry) THAT'S NOT ENOUGH, SPARKLE!! YOUR PITIFUL ATTEMPTS TO REASON WITH ME ARE FUTILE!! (Blasts Twilight through a wall with a blast of magic)
  • Twilight: OOF!! (Falls to the ground wobbling in recovery)... Owch! (Sopony flies towards her)... Sopony please, I know there's good in you! And I know that there is hope for you! Maybe we don't have to turn you into stone like your father. You're not like him.
  • Sopony: WAKE UP, PRINCESS! (Magically levitates Twilight and tortures her as she screams in pain) I AM NO DIFFERENT FROM MY FATHER!! DON'T YOU SEE?!? I WILL NEVER BE FREE OF THIS MORALITY ILLNESS UNLESS I BRING BACK MY FATHER!! IF I DON'T GET THIS DONE WITHIN 2 DAYS, I WILL BE DOOMED!!! AND YOU WILL NOT STAND IN MY WAY!! (Continues magically torturing Twilight)
  • ???: TAKE YOUR DARK HOOVES OFF OF TWILIGHT, YOU SLIME!! (The other Mane 5 appear, along with Discord)
  • Sopony: "..... I'm gonna have a safe assumtion that the boys and Marina weren't able to contain you... Most likely from you somehow being made aware of us...."
  • Applejack: "Now look Sopony, I personally can respect your value in family, I'm abit of a family Mare myself, but your not gonna be able to be as much of a help for Sombor as much as anyone would hope."
  • Rainbow Dash: "That statue spell on him is litterally his life support! The minute he's out, he might die!"
  • Rarity: "He's in an upmost terrorable condition, dear! I doubt even equinox blood can help him!"
  • Sopony: "They worked for me, didn't they?"
  • Pinkie: "That's because yours isn't able to get AS bad yet!"
  • Discord: "But trust me, you said so yourself. Once you ran out of days and blood, your pretty much toast."
  • Sopony: "You have some nerve to get involved, creation of the Kayas! But given that you turned on that disloyal fool Tyranny, I guess I shouldn't be TOO surprise! Anyway, this fight, is between me, and Sparkle.... But don't worry. It's obvious you need slightly more worthier opponents then Marina and the boys. And look, we're in a room full of them."
  • Sopony brought all of the villain statues to live with her magic!
  • Nightmare Moon Statue: "THE NIGHT SHALL REIGN ENTURNAL!?"
  • Discord Statue: "This forcast calls for an everlasting rain of choas!?"
  • Chrysalis Statue: "GLORY TO THE CHANGELINGS?!"
  • Sombra Statue: "CHRSITALS?! SLAVES!? (GROWLS)?! THAT'S MINE?!"
  • Tirek Statue: "I, am, TIREK!?"
  • Batula statue and Hank statue laughed maniacally!
  • Anima statue: "ANIMA!?"
  • Hypnorattle Statue: "GET BENTED, LOSERS?!"
  • Kevin statue began sing the lyrics of "How Bad can I be"
  • Madam Deces Statue laughed evily!
  • The Mr. Knife, Piglet Brothers and Blooddog statues chuckled evily.
  • Bao Sa Mao statue laughed evily!
  • Dai Song statue growlled menacingly, as the Fing Fung Fong statue chuckled evily.
  • El Amazeso started to wack his whip around!
  • Commander Sting'n Bite's statue started to buzz menacingly!
  • Latifier statue started to laugh evily!
  • Adrian statue: "DEATH TO THE LOUGERS?!"
  • Captain Blot statue: "It's ME-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E?!"
  • Gaz-zon statue laughed!
  • Taiklar statue laughs!
  • Dead Sea statue: "Fluttershy..... YOU RUINED ME?!"
  • Fluttershy: "Meep!"
  • Pred Judu Des statue: "I HATE DRAGONS?! (DONS STATUE SWORD!?)"
  • Shamus Von Pantomerge Statue: "I'm sorry for this... I'm truely am."
  • Jerky statue: "FEEL THE POWER OF THE JERKY?!"
  • Darkness Qui statue laughed maniacly with Celisus and Narcotic statue, along with QP statue!
  • Devious Puppet statue started to laugh!
  • Blueblood statue started to laugh evily as statues of Griff and Gob and Cut-Lin and Grim-Nor stood by him!
  • The Zuthorn statue roared demonicly!
  • Eagle-Beak statue started to produce electrisity in the staff as Clare Statue and Gary Skalesworth statue stood close!
  • Rougber statue roared!
  • Celery statue: "I MUST CLEASE THE SICKNESS?!"
  • Bonebreaker statue: "YOUR MINE, PINKIE PIE!?"
  • An Anaconda-Sized Freezar Statue roars!
  • Sombor statue approuched by Sopony.
  • Sombor Statue: "What are your orders, Sopony my dear?"
  • Sopony: "...... Order the statues to keep those ponies and the idiot out of my way! I wish to deal with Sparkle, peacefully."
  • Sombor Statue: "Alcourse, my child. YOU HEARD HER, YOU SHAPED ROCKS!? CONTAIN THOSE INTERLOPERS?!"
  • Twilight sighed.
  • Twilight: "Mental note: next time something like this happens, make statues ammuned to be malmitulated like this!"
  • The Statue Villains began to surround the Main 5 and Discord!
  • Discord: "Pfft! No problem! All I have to do is undo them, and-"
  • The Discord Statue disabled Discord's magic!
  • Discord Statue: "Nah-uh-uh! No magic!"
  • Discord: "..... Was I REALLY that annoying as a villain?"
  • Rainbow Dash: Yes. Yes you were.
  • Discord Statue: And as another countermeasure...(Snaps, and the Mane 5's wings and horns disappear) And this time, you're NEVER getting them back!
  • Applejack: Now you know how we feel!
  • Discord: Is this REALLY time to be ironic?
  • Sombor Statue: ATTACK!!
  • Rainbow Dash: Don't worry! We can still fight them, even without wings or horns!
  • Discord: But what about me? I usually fight with magic! Plus I'm the shape of a serpent! My agility is not that good in hand-to-hand-combat! I've never even beaten somepony up before!
  • Pinkie: What about when Tirek-
  • Discord: That was only a single punch. A punch and beating up are totally different things- (The statues attack) OOF!!
  • Fluttershy: (Screams)
  • Rainbow Dash: Fortunately I have great agility, you rocky bitches! (Jumps in the air in an agile display, and kicks the Rougber statue to the ground) HAH!
  • Applejack: Back off, you creeps! I have legs, and I ain't afraid to use them!
  • Bonebreaker Statue: Oh, nice ass!
  • Applejack: (Surprised at that comment, and gets angry)... WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY?!?
  • Bonebreaker Statue: I said 'NICE A--' (Applejack bucks him to a wall)
  • Rarity: Well, to be fair, when you position yourself to use your legs, you kinda stick your butt up in front of them.
  • Applejack: Oh, shut up!
  • Sopony: Alright, Princess! Make your move!
  • Twilight: (Blasts at her with a magic laser, but Sopony deflects it with a magic shield, which Twilight dodges) WHOA!
  • Sopony: You call that a laser? (She fires a much powerful yellow energy laser at her, and she goes out the window and falls towards the ground, and she flaps her wings to avoid hitting the ground)
  • Twilight:... Whew!
  • Sopony: (Flies out from the window, and fires a laser at Twilight, which she dodges as Sopony chases her across the skies with all the ponies in Ponyville looking up and seeing the battle)
  • Twilight: (Fires a laser at Sopony, but she keeps on dodging them until Sopony charges into her, smashing her into the ground as a small shockwave is produced)... URRGGHH!!! (Sopony prepares to fire an energy beam at her while restraining her front legs, but Twilight blocks it with a laser blast, and uses a magic pulse to push Sopony away)
  • Sopony: WHOOAAAHHH!!! (Crashes into a street in Ponyville as everyone looks in shock)... Good move, Sparkle! But not good enough!
  • Twilight: (Flies toward Sopony, but Sopony teleports out of the way, and kicks Twilight into the wall of a house with her head stuck. On the inside, Twilight's head is in the bathroom as a stallion is taking a shower, and when he sees Twilight, he screams loudly) I'm terribly sorry, sir! (Struggles to get her head out, and it pops out. Then she magically repairs the hole in the wall, and goes back to the battle, only to find Sopony has disappeared)... Where'd she go?
  • Sopony: (Teleports right beside her, and blasts her with a laser, causing her to fly right towards another building, but then Sopony teleports in front of her path, and punches her into the sky)
  • Twilight: AAAAAAAARRRRRRRRGGGGGGGHHHHHH!!! (Sopony teleports a couple of times attacking Twilight every moment, and Twilight eventually gets the best of her by teleporting to the ground to avoid another attack, and fires another magic laser, which Sopony blocks with a magic shield, and she fires her stronger magic laser, but Twilight creates a shield to block it, but the laser's power is so strong, it shatters it, and a crater is made in the middle of the street with Twilight getting up hurt)... (Dazed)... You call that a laser... I've seen stronger lasers in Star Wars!
  • Sopony: Oh, yeah? (Fires the laser again, and Twilight manages to fire another laser at the same time, and they both get into a lock)
  • Twilight: URRRGGHHH!!! (She barely manages to overpower Sopony, and launch her into the sky)
  • Sopony: AAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaa... (She disappears)
  • Twilight:... (Collapses in magic exhaust)... Oh, God!... I don't have that much left in me! I'm losing my power!... I need to hide! (Flies somewhere safe)

Twilight's Castle

  • Pinkie: (Fires her party cannon at the Pred Judu Des Statue, and knocks it into the Sombra Statue)
  • Rarity: GOOD LORD, THEY'RE OVERPOWERING US!! (The Tirek Statue grabs Rarity)
  • Rainbow Dash: (Tries kicking Gaz-zon's Statue) AAOWW!! I THINK I SPRAINED A HOOF!! (The Gaz-Zon Statue grabs her)
  • Applejack: (The Statues of Griff, Gob, Grim-Nor and Cut-Lin surround her) BACK OFF!! I'M WARNING YOU!! (Grim-Nor's Statue grabs her) AAHHH!!! DAG NABBIT, LET ME GO!!!
  • Fluttershy: (Shivers in fear as Dead Sea's Statue approaches her) Please don't hurt me! Please! (The Statue uses it's snake tail to grab her) AHHKK!!
  • Pinkie: (Madam Deces tangles her up in magical webbing) MMMPPPHHH!! MMPPHH!!!
  • Discord: (Facing his statue self) BACK OFF!! I know how to do THIS! (Does Kung Fu poses, but his body is too flexible and he falls to the ground) OOF!!
  • Discord Statue: (Chuckles) Just look at you! As limp as a sea snake on land! (Grabs Discord) Oh, the fun we'll have!
  • Sombor statue: "(Laughs)! Almost too easy!?"
  • ???: "HEY, LEAVE THEM ALONE!?"
  • The Statues look at Spike at the door way.
  • Spike: "Uh.... Please?"
  • The Statues laugh at him!
  • Hank Statue: "Look at the cute little dragon normal!?"
  • Batula statue: "What a wuss!?"
  • Hypnorattle statue: "Is someone looking for a diaper change?!"
  • The Statues laugh!?
  • Spike started to shed some tears.
  • Spike: "S-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-stop it. I'm a big dragon now?!"
  • Chrysalis statue: "Yeah.... A BIG BABY DRAGON?!"
  • The Statues laugh harshly now!
  • Spike started to wimper.
  • Taiklar Statue: "You have been amusing boyo, (brings out stone keyblade), but I believe it's time for you to SHOVE OFF TO DAVY JONES' LOCKER?!"
  • Taiklar's Statue stood omimously to Spike about to strike him!
  • Fluttershy: "Spike?!"
  • Rarity: "SPIKEY WIKEY!?"
  • Rainbow Dash: "RUN SPIKE RUN!?"
  • Pinkie: "MMMPTH MMMMM!?"
  • Applejack: "RUN FOR IT YA DARN FOOL!?"
  • Spike did nothing but coil in fear and sadness!
  • Fluttershy: ".... You..... Big, dumb, MEANIES?!"
  • Dead Sea's Statue: "Really? A mere, insult? Like that's gonna-"
  • Fluttershy gotten so enraged, she started to struggle violently that it started to crack the Dead Sea statue!
  • Dead Sea Statue: "What, wha, WHAT'RE YOU DOING!?"
  • Fluttershy: "IF A SNAKE STARTS CONSTRAITING, START DE-CONSTRUCTION!?"
  • Dead Sea Statue: "That doesn't make a lick of sen-"
  • Fluttershy violently broke the Dead Sea Statue's snake body to pieces, sending the shocked torso flying and screaming!
  • Sombor's Statue: "WHAT!?"
  • Fluttershy charged and pounced on the Taiklar statue and started to punch it repeatingly in the face!
  • Fluttershy: "THIS FOR SPIKE, THIS FOR MY FRIENDS THAT WENT THROUGH HELL BECAUSE OF YOU AND YOUR MONKEY FANBOY, THIS FOR WEILDING SOMETHING A PIRATE ISN'T SUPPOSE TO WEILD, THIS FOR HURTING CELESTIA'S AND LUNA'S FAMILY, THIS FOR BEING AN ALL AROUND BIG MEANIE, THIS FOR ALL THE PEOPLE YOU HURT, AND THIS FOR JUST BEING ANOTHER CHEAP-KNOCK-OFF OF AN ESTABLISHED CHARACTER, YOU STUPID, RIP-OFF, BASTURD!?"
  • Fluttershy was breathing heavly as Taiklar's face was redused to rubble for 5 minutes, until she snapped out of it. Everyone was staring shock at her. She realises of what she did and gasps!
  • Fluttershy: "Oh..... My..... Did I.... Do that?"
  • El Amazeso statue: "WHY, YOU, LITTLE?!"
  • El Amazeso kicked Fluttershy down and started to whip at her, causing her to cry!
  • Rainbow Dash: "FLUTTERSHY!?"
  • Rainbow Dash tries to get free, but the Gaz-zon statue refuses to let go!
  • Discord: "..... Listen here, "me", if you really are LIKE me, then you should realise that THIS me befriended the poor yellow pony named Fluttershy now being cruely whipped by a statue of a generic evil ringmaster! That pony was the closet we ever gotten as a REAL friend! If you really ARE a represention of me, you would realise that you were only evil cause you didn't had friends!? Please, don't abandon Fluttershy in faver of a room full of losers!?"
  • Discord Statue looked shock, as if he had a realisation.
  • Discord Statue: ".... She..... She managed to change us?"
  • Discord: "WHY ELSE AM I PLAYING FOR THE GOOD GUYS MAN?! CAUSE I RANDOMLY FELT LIKE IT!? IT WAS ALL BECAUSE OF FLUTTERSHY!?"
  • Discord Statue started to seem as if he was crying.
  • Discord Statue: "Well played, real me.... Well played."
  • Sombor Statue: "What!? No?! What are you do-"
  • Discord's Statue restored Discord's powers as well as Rainbow Dash's wings, Rarity's horn, and Fluttershy's wings!
  • Rainbow Dash: "AW YEAH!? THE MAGIC OF HARMONY COMES THROUGH AGAIN, BITCHES?!"
  • Gaz-zon statue: "..... Uh, can't we, talk about this, I-"
  • Rainbow Dash flies up with the Gaz-zon statue still holding on, and does a trick to toss Gaz-zon off of her and straight into Tirek statue's face, breaking both of them!?
  • Discord uses his magic to break Pinkie Pie free of the magic web!
  • Pinkie: "I HAVE ONE WORD FOR YOU, STATUE OF MADAM DECES?! RAID?!"
  • Pinkie brought out a giant can of raid and spreyed on her!
  • Madam Deces' statue: "RAID?!"
  • Madam Deces' statue explouded in a spectatular firework display!
  • Rainbow Dash charged in and destroyed the statue of Grim-Nor!
  • Applejack: "YEE-HAW?! NOW IT'S TIME FOR AN EARLY APPLE-BUCKING!? OR SHOULD I SAY, PROCESSED STATUE BUCKING!?"
  • Statues of Griff, Gob, and Cut-Lin: "....... (Gulp)."
  • Applejack buck all three straight into a wall!
  • Pinkie Pie popped up to the hand of the broken Tirek Statue!
  • Pinkie: "Don't worry Rarity! Here's an old trick I learnt from Maud!"
  • Pinkie started to punch the hand in a fast enough motion with nosies of a jackhammer, freeing Rarity!
  • Rarity started to preform fo athlectic flips and judo kicks the Chrysalis statue in the face, breaking the head off!
  • Rarity: "THAT WAS FOR THAT BIG BABY DRAGON COMMENT, YOU RUFFIAN?!"
  • El Amazeso Statue was still whipping at Fluttershy!
  • Discord's Statue rose behind him!
  • Discord Statue: "Hey, asshole!?"
  • El Amazeso statue was confused of Discord Statue standing up to him, as suddenly, Discord's Statue punched him, breaking part of El Amazeso Statue's face!
  • Real Discord saved Fluttershy!
  • Fluttershy: "You won your processed statue to our side?"
  • Discord: "Like how you won me."
  • Fluttershy: "..... Well played, Discord. Well played."
  • El Amazeso attempted to fight back, but Discord's Statue conjured up an anvil that destroys the El Amazeso statue.
  • Discord Statue: "You can't beat the classics."
  • Suddenly, a straight horn implies the Discord Statue!
  • It was the Nightmare Moon statue!
  • Nightmare Moon statue: "TAKE THAT, TRAITOR?!"
  • The Nightmare Moon statue blasts the Discord statue to pieces!?
  • Rainbow Dash: "That was not cool!?"
  • Nightmare Moon Statue: "Oh yeah? And what do you hope to accomplish on avenging him? Even if you take some of us down, we still out-number you. You cannot be able to take ALL of us down!? And this, (brings out speical chains) will keep the REAL Discord from cheating!?"
  • The Nightmare Moon statue entangles Discord in the anti-magic chains!?
  • Sombor statue: "(Laughs), Even when it SEEMED like you had an advantage, you still lost. Who can save you fools now?"
  • Rainbow Dash: "..... (Smiles)."
  • Sombor statue: ".... Your smiling? But we have you out-numbered. Why, it's as if you have reinforcements waiting to come out at a simple utter of the word-"
  • Rainbow Dash: "NOW?!"
  • Hank statue: "Uh, now what exact-"
  • ???: CHARGE!!! (The Lodgers suddenly appeared as they effortlessly destroyed all the statues until there was nothing left but pieces, and with the Nightmare Moon statue destroyed, the anti magic chains vanished.)
  • Icky: Oh, yeah! We bad!
  • Rainbow Dash: But... Well, we might have a lot of rebuilding to do.
  • Discord: Oh, don't worry! (Snaps, and the statues are repaired, and are not coming to life) There, all better!
  • Fluttershy:... Whew! Thanks for the help guys.
  • Rarity: Well, at least these statues are no longer trying to kill us.
  • Applejack: But we need to go help Twilight. She must be having a bad time fighting off Sopony.
  • Shifu: Then let's move! (They leave and head out into Ponyville)

Ponyville

  • Sopony was flying around, angerior then more!
  • Sopony: "COME ON OUT, SPARKLE!? YOU CAN RUN, BUT YOU CAN'T HIDE, WELL, AT LEAST NOT FOREVER!?"
  • Twilight was hiding in the deepest darkest ally of ponyville.
  • Sopony landed.
  • Sopony: "Come on out now, Sparkle!? I will not hestitate to hurt someone to make you come out!?"
  • Sopony sees a mother with a baby carrage!
  • Sopony disables the mother in a frozen in place spell and nabs the baby!
  • Sopony: "Come on out now, Sparkle, or this infent will get it!?"
  • Twilight: (Gasps, and is forced to show herself) NO! Leave the child alone!
  • Sopony:... (Magically lets the mother and baby go)... Well, it seems we are evenly-matched after all. But I can see that you've exhausted your magic. (Chuckles) Good thing I NEVER get exhausted. Now you're coming with me, whether you like it or not!
  • Twilight: (Tries using her magic, but it is still exhausted, and she falls to the ground tired)
  • Sopony: Well, I suppose that's it for you. Now let's go!
  • ???: NOT SO FAST, YOU DARKSPAWN DOUCHE-BAG!! (The Lodgers appear)
  • Sopony: THE LOUGERS?!
  • Icky: Well, who did you expect, Bugs Bunny?
  • Sopony: "..... Well, it certainly explains how these otherwise easy targets became aware of us. But your too late. I already captured Sparkle, and already my statue army has-"
  • ???: "FAILED SPECTATULERLY!?"
  • Rainbow Dash fly kicks Sopony in the face and sends her flying across the area!
  • BLAM!?
  • Sopony: "GAHHHH!? No surprise. They WERE statues of defeated foes. I should've suspected this."
  • Applejack and Pinkie came to Twilight's aide.
  • Twilight: "Sopony, it's over. Continuing to fight is just gonna get people, and yourself hurt. Give up while that can still be an opition."
  • Sopony: "All you all are doing is making things interesting and challnaging. The lougers knowing about me, while unfortunate, is no true consinquince. All your doing is slowing down the ineditable return of my father. Your not even close of stopping it one bit."
  • Icky: "Lady, we pretty much just de-spelled your sentient statue army and turned those prison-escapers into mob bait. Clearly, your in a bit of trouble here."
  • Sopony: "Those were but only some ways to win in a battle. In fact, those battles were but appitisers. Wait until you see what I have in mind, for the main course!?"
  • Sopony brought forth the strongest of her magic and summoned forth A nemean lion, cretan bull, and a lava behemoth.
  • Twilight: "Oh great..... A nemean lion, a cretan bull, and a lava behemoth...."
  • Icky: "It's never a day in equestia without dealing with monsters."
  • Sopony gained control of all three creatures.
  • Sopony: "Monsters, destroy the lougers, and bring the main 6 to me?!"
  • The Monsters charged!
  • Merlin: (Magically takes control of the monsters) Monsters, attack Sopony! (The monsters face her)
  • Sopony: (Controls them) NO! DON'T ATTACK ME, ATTACK THEM!!
  • Merlin: (They both command them at the same time until they eventually get knocked out unconscious)...The mind-control loop technique! Works every time! Renders any monster unconscious, and unaffected by mind-tricks.
  • Sopony: BLAST IT!! Well, fine! You win this round, Lodgers! But I'll be back next time! And this time, you'll be nothing but scum for me to wipe the floor off of! (Teleports away)
  • Icky: OH, BLOW IT OUT YOUR EAR! YOU WERE BOTTLE-FED, WEREN'T YOU?!?
  • Twilight: She's half-Darkspawn, Icky. She didn't need milking when she was created.
  • Icky: I was just making an insult, that's all! But at least this gives us time to go and capture her silly jailbreakers.
  • Cornwall: I couldn't have said it better myself.
  • Applejack: But where are they? (They realized they were missing)
  • Rainbow Dash:... You mean to tell me WE HAVEN'T BEEN KEEPING TRACK OF THEM?!?
  • Discord: It doesn't matter, goofballs! (Snaps, and teleports them directly to them)
  • Ed: MYAH, SEE, WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT?!?
  • Marina: What's it look like, we've been teleported to- (Sees Cynder's face)... DYAAAHH!!
  • Don Mike:... Uh... So, uh, bird-beak, how is your sex life?
  • Icky: UGGH!! THAT'S DISGUSTING!! (Slaps him)
  • Don Mike: OW! FOR GOD'S SAKE, I'VE GOT A LEAKING AQUA SUIT HERE!!
  • Discord: (Snaps and repairs it) Is that better, you little cry baby?
  • Don Mike: Oh, shut up!
  • Iago: You guys are in deep shit now! And you've got some stuff to handle.
  • Applejack: Well, thank goodness! Now... Discord? I think we should check up on those kids.
  • Discord: Say no more! (Snaps, and he and Applejack teleport away)
  • Gilda: Where are they going?
  • Twilight: Applejack had to check up on the Crusaders, so they won't be long. Now let's get these guys back to the castle.
  • Skipper: And we'll give them a warm Shell Lodger welcome! Rico? (Rico straps Marina to a rack (torture device))
  • Rico: BLAAAAYA!!
  • Skipper: I like the way you think, soldier!
  • Twilight: No, no, no! We're just gonna keep them in confinement until the UUPD comes back and picks them up.
  • Rico: Awww!

CMC Clubhouse

  • Sweetie Belle: Uh, Scoo, are you sure this'll work?
  • Scootaloo: Of course it will work! The perfect Discord payback trap ever! (They are all standing up on each other and are in a Black Kat costume) We pretend we're his girlfriend, and then suddenly we pull a cord and splatter him with a bunch of pies.
  • Applebloom: I ain't sure that this'll work the slightest!
  • Scootaloo: Nonsense! Discord will be arriving with Applejack any moment. I made decoys of us to keep AJ distracted, and will make sure Discord isn't warned of our intentions. It's ingenius! (A flash appears) Oh, they're here! Let's get started!
  • Applejack: GIRLS! Are you in there?...(No response) Girls?
  • Discord: (Whistling attracts his attention as he sees the Kat costume)
  • Sweetie Belle: Uh...(Imitating Black Kat) Hello, Dissy! I thought I'd come over and smooch every part of your face...it may take a number of weeks!
  • Discord: OH, HOT DIGGITY DOG!! (Teleports to them) WHY DIDN'T YOU JUST SAY SO, BABE?!?
  • Scootaloo: (Scoffs and softly chuckles) Okay, Applebloom, we got him right where we want him!
  • Applejack: DISCORD! (Discord loses focus and faces her) SOMETHING'S HAPPENED TO THE KIDS! ALL I FOUND WERE DECOYS OF THEM! (Shows them the fakes)
  • Discord:...(Looks at the Black Kat costume)...
  • Scootaloo:...NOW! (Applebloom pulls the cord, launching the pies, but Discord magically stops them, points them at the Crusaders after magically making their costume disappear, and launches the pies at them)... Aw, d- (They are splatted on by the pies)
  • Discord: (Laughs hard)
  • Applejack: Discord, what's so fu--(Sees the Crusaders covered in pie)... Girls, why are you covered in apple pie?
  • Discord: (Laughs) Don't you see? They've been trying to get back at me for nearly getting them killed a while ago.
  • Applejack:...(Laughs) Is that true?
  • Applebloom: Yeah. But it was all Scootaloo's idea!
  • Discord: Well, maybe next time, use magic! Oh wait, that's right, Sweetie Belle hasn't learned that much magic spells yet. Oh, no! PHHBBBTTT, FAIL!! (Laughs)
  • Applejack: Girls, yall' had me worried for your lives!
  • CMCs: We're sorry!
  • Applejack: Oh, I bet you are! But I can't be very mad at you. It is pretty funny. I mean...a Black Kat costume? You couldn't be anymore obvious! Not to mention you disobeyed me when I said to stay in the clubhouse.
  • Scootaloo: Well at least we're still alive, right?
  • Applejack: Yeah, but still! Just go back to the clubhouse, and don't leave again!
  • Applebloom: Alright! (They do that)
  • Discord: (Scoffs) Kids these days! Well, at least we know they're okay, so, bye-bye, kiddies! (They teleport away)
  • Scootaloo:...Darn it! We were so close!
  • Applebloom: Well, to be fair, them decoys weren't that convincing to begin with. Not to mention the Kat costume was pretty obvious.
  • Scootaloo: Well, no matter! I'm sure we'll think of something else to get back at him!
  • Sweetie Belle: But we might have to do it after their mission this time so we don't get in trouble.
  • Scootaloo: You're right. So we'll have to get the payback... Inside the clubhouse...

Chapter 6: Cynder's Personal Payback

Twilight's castle.

  • The Boys and Marina are in a chrstialised dungiun.
  • Ed: "How come the boss didn't save us yet?"
  • Don Mike: "I might have a good idea... I do this to alot of failures in my organisation. Whenever a heist goes sour, often it's best to save yer own ass instead of any goons left behind. Ergo, because we didn't do our job right, well...."
  • Tommy: "ARE YOUS TELLING ME SHE DUMPED US!?"
  • Don Mike: "Hey it ain't like she had a choice over here! Clearly those misfits would've made it difficult to rescue us, considering they was after her too! What choice did she had?"
  • Ed: "Yeah Tommy, she didn't had a choice, see, myah see, myah!"
  • Teddy: "And to be fair, we were kinda annoying. Who WOULDN'T abandon us?"
  • Tommy: "BUT WE FELT SORRY FOR HER AND SHE DUMPED US!?"
  • Don Mike: "One problem, genius. She didn't exactly KNOW we were actselly sympathic for her. For all she knew, she thought of us as unsympathic crooks only helping her to eventally dump HER once wes reach our end of the deal! She does have trust issues to mortals ya know, so how was she suppose to know we would actselly understand her!?"
  • Tommy: "....... Well, what stopped us from just telling hers that?"
  • Don Mike: "Professionalisum mostly. Also rules against having feelings for demons, even if they're half-demons, but the biggest one, she might not believed us. She would've thought we were messing with her over here. I mean come on, I'm a retired godfather of a crime sinicate from brazel and you three jokers are random thugs from a formerly crumbled paradise. Do ANY of those things, sound sympathic-like peoples to you?"
  • Tommy: "...... Uh.... Are theys suppose to?"
  • Don Mike sighed.
  • Don Mike: "Alchourse not. But we weren't convention obviously. We weren't just helping her just because she busted us out, and in my case, made me younger again so I can come out of retirement, but because, she cared for her father... I respected that cause....I grew up an orphan. Nobody wanted to adoubt a piranha?! Our spieces' reputation for being fast eaters freaking scares people!? So alcourse I ended up like this?!"
  • Ed: "Myah see...... And I had an abusive father and a dead mother see, myah see. My only comfert was mobster movies see, myah see."
  • Tommy: "Yeah, and life for Teddy and me, just plain sucked. Nobody wanted to hang out with us baracudas, causes, well, we were baracudas. Not even the darn merponies wanted to be befriends us."
  • Teddy: "Yeah, and we ended up making the local predators of the ocean of our home in Desteny Island part of our posse that bullies and attempts to eat the merponies, but we ALWAYS failed cause of those darn elephant seal trope!?"
  • Don Mike: "I know it's odd to still protact Sopony even though she was made to ditch us, but let us still prove ourselves that we care for her by saying NOTHING about the hide-out."
  • Teddy: "Oh that's easy, cause the boss never told us where we were anyway."
  • Marina was laughing maniacally.
  • Don Mike: ".... Hey, whoa whoa, whoa.... What's so damn funny, ya hyena of the sea?"
  • Marina: "It's just hilarious that your protacting someone that is all for naught. For you see, unlike YOU losers, I took the time to study MY location!?"

Flashback.

  • Marina ventured out of the cave, which has started to look familier with an eerly familier junjle.
  • Marina: "Now, to fingre out where I am..."
  • A Tarzan inatation yell is heard, and Marina sees Banana the monkey from "The Seas of Captain Legend Part 2" along with Longzu and Eyes holding onto him as Banana was swinging!
  • Banana: "OH YEAH!? IT'S GREAT TO BE ALIVE?! YAAAA HOOO!?"
  • Marina gets inquistitive.
  • Banana lands as Longzu and Eyes landed a branch.
  • Longzu: "Good grief Banana, why you always drag us into these things, I'll never know."
  • Eyes: "I see over-reacting Longzu. I see a good time being had."
  • Banana: "Yeah, lighten up, Longy! I'm just happy we live in a no longer going downhill Ham-Dam island, in the world of Desteny islands! Marena and Derek are being great rulers, and peace is restored here! I'm just so happy to be alive!"
  • Marina was secretly listen, and was smiling wickedly.
  • She leaves as the unknowing trio were continuing their convinsation.
  • (Marina): "After I discover where I was, I needed a way to contact the villain leage... Luckly, (laughs), I found that in the form a local camp of jungle explorors."
  • The Jungle explorers left the area, with their contact radio unguarded, as after they are completely aware from ear-shot, Marina gets onto the radio and started to make contact to the Villain Leage.
  • Marina: "Impourent news to the Villain Leage! Come in Villain leage!"
  • Dr. Blowhole's voice: "Yes, who a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-are you and HOW DID YOU HACK INTO THIS FREQUINTCY!? ONLY MEMBERS KNOW HOW TO ACTESS THE LEAGE'S RADIOWAVES!?"
  • Marina: "What about, "former" members?"
  • Dr. Blowhole's voice: "Well, tecnecally that is true, but I don't see how.... Wait a minute.... I know of you! Your that drop-out mermaid Marina?! I heard you were mysteriously absint from that watery penatenery?! If you actselly hope the leage's gonna waste time, effert, and preasious reshorces protacting YOUR tail, then forget it?! The lougers don't tend to like us if we try to bust out prisoners to incrise our ranks!"
  • Marina: "Hear me out, what if I say, I ended up gotten saved, by a darkspawn/pony hybreed?"
  • Dr. Blowhole's voice: "..... A what?"
  • Marina: "You heard me, cracky voice boy! She goes by the name of "Sopony".... Yeah, I know, stupid name. Your superiors might know her better as the offspring creation of some darkspawn drop-out named Sombor."
  • Dr. Blowhole's: "SOMBOR!? As in, the recent darkspawn museum heist statue of Sombor?! THAT WAS YOU!?"
  • Marina: "Well tecnceally, mostly Sopony and 4 losers she busted out of the prison, I was look-out, but yeah, I had a hand in that."
  • Dr. Blowhole's voice: "..... Well, and frankly, it seems that your not THAT worthless after all! We're very interested in, "meeting up", with this Sopony girl and the Sombor statue. Give us the lo-cat-tion of this Sopony."
  • Marina: "Just look for a cave in Ham-dam island in a world called "Desteny Islands". From what I heard from Sopony, she claimed the cave once belong to some dracon-whatever it was named "Black Cat" that used to steal from aztec gazelles or something. Ya won't miss it, the enterence of the cave has a big picture of Sombor's ugly mug in it!?"
  • Dr. Blowhole's voice laughed!
  • Dr. Blowhole's voice: "Thank you for contacting us about this. I think Mirage might smile your way for this, and would be more then happy to undo the sentence of being kicked out during Cynder's former rule. Just be sure Sopony is not at all aware of our comings or containing her would be difficult."
  • Marina: "Don't worry! I never really liked her! She's too busy being daddy's little baby to a statue! And after she contains six unluckly dopes who trapped Sombor there to begin with, THAT my friends, is when you can nab her!?"
  • Dr. Blowhole's voice: "AND THE POSSABILITY OF NABBING EQUESTIA'S DEFENDERS IN ONE GO?! You're barely even contributing much and yet, you scored big!? This could be worth a position with the Villain Leage Grand Council! I might have to call you "Counciler" from then on! But ONLY if you make sure Sopony is unaware of us!"
  • Marina: "Coral-Scout's honor."
  • The contact ended.
  • Marina: "Exsellent..... (Chackles evily.)"

Reality.

  • Marina: "Sure, the containing of those six brats fell short, but surely once Sopony returns to that cave, she's gonna be in a nasty rude awaking! I might not get grand counciler position, but so what? Being a leager again is still possable!? That means, they'll afterwords safe me from that toilet that is the Davy Jones' Locker penatentery. While you dorks simplety go back. I WIN IN THE END?!"
  • Don Mike: "You, you, YOU TWO-TIMING BLACK HEARTED SQEAULING SHRILLED STOOL PIGOEN HARPY!? HOW COULD YOU DO THIS TO SOMEONE THAT ONLY WANTED TO BE WITH HER FATHER!?"
  • Marina: "The hell did you expect? I was the same bitch who was trying to kill Triton's daughter and that stupid crab Sebastion! How can you NOT expect me to pull this off?"
  • Tommy: "If wes weren't tied up, wes'd get you for that?!"
  • Marina: "Well you are tied up?! And don't think you can tell the lougers about it!? They'll never believe you, or that cheap thugs and a retired crimelord actselly care for a half-demon?! The leage would long have that whiney bitch and turn her and her father into REAL demons, LONG before those louge-for-brains idiots are any wiser!?"
  • Tommy: HAH! That's a laugh! That purple dragon lady hates you so much, she would SURELY believe us! If you think those Lodgers will be stupid enough to not listen to us, then you've surely lost your edge!
  • Marina: "Pfft! Yeah right! That would only be true if she was actselly within earshot of the room and...(They suddenly see that Cynder was right in front of them)...Oh, snap!"

Later...

  • Cynder: (Slams Marina in front of the entire Lodge) YOU COMPLETE BITCH!!! YOU ALARMED THE LEAGE ABOUT SOPONY, AND RISKED OUR CHANCES OF DEALING WITH HER! IF I HADN'T HEARD ALL OF THAT, WE WOULD'VE NEVER BEEN MADE AWARE OF THIS TURN OF EVENTS BEFORE IT CAME TOO LATE TO US!!!
  • Sparx: Whoa, Cynder's lost it all the way!
  • Marina: Okay, I-I-I-I don't know how much you heard, but--
  • Cynder: (Turning into her dark form) I HEARD EVERY SINGLE WORD!!! (Her words echoed) WE ARE NOT VERY PLEASED WITH YOUR ACTIONS!!!
  • Spyro: Cynder, calm down!
  • Marina: "Hey hey hey! In my defence, it's Sopony's own fault for trusting someone who was with the leage! I was only doing what came natrolly!"
  • Cynder:...You know what, screw locking her up! I'm gonna take care of this personally! (Converts to her avatar form) I'll do to her the same thing I did with the Queen of Hearts!
  • Po: WHOA, WHOA, WHOA, YOU'RE GONNA KILL HER?!?
  • Cynder: And why not? Those Leaguers will just resurrect her!
  • Sparx:...Yep, Cynder's lost it all the way alright!
  • Shrek: So you're really willing to risk those UUPD officers finding out about how you murdered her? Even if she were to be resurrected, it would still be a crime.
  • Cynder: BUT IF I DON'T, SHE'S GONNA MAKE EVERYTHING WORSE! JUST LIKE SHE DID RIGHT NOW! I'M PUTTING HER OUT OF OUR MISERY FOR GOOD!
  • Spyro: Cynder, you can't! Those cops will be arriving soon, and if they find out you did this, they'll lock you up!
  • SpongeBob: He's right! You're letting your own anger make you more of a monster than she is! Just spare her and let her get punished the right way!...
  • Cynder:...(Reverts back to her normal self) Fine!...But I can't promise after all this is over that I won't give her a more proper punishment!
  • Marina quietly: "Wuss-out."
  • Cynder: "WHAT WAS THAT!?"
  • Marina: "Nothing?!"
  • Icky: "Look, can we play "beating the little bitch-maid" AFTER we deal with both Sopony AND the Villain Leage? They're dangerious enough with the darkspawn they MANAGED to have, we can't let them score more?!"

Chapter 7: The League Attacks and the Defeat of Sopony

Sopony's cave.

  • Sopony was by the statue of Sombor.
  • Sopony: "I tried father, but I failed...... I'll have to find another way to get those blasted main 6. But, for all it's worth.... I at least have you again. And no one will get in the way of us again."
  • Marching is heard outside.
  • Sopony: "Oh, now what?"
  • A voice is heard.
  • Voice: "Ok leagers, position yourselves around and surround the cave. We shall capture Sopony and the Sombor statue. Imagine my friends, a darkspawn/pony hybreed and the Lord of Solice and Grief by our side? We'll finally complete all leager goals within a short fortnight?!"
  • Sopony: "(Gasp), the leage?! Here?!"
  • Voice: "All right men, when Sopony comes out of that cave, we'll hit her with EVERYTHING we got!?"
  • Sopony: "......... That is NOT how it will end."
  • Sopony began to harness her powers to supercharge herself!
  • The Light is huge and gets notice of the leage!
  • Lord Cobra: "..... Steady, steady leagers! She could just try to fake us out."
  • A shreik of light flashed out of the cave and flew very quickly?!
  • Etemon: "HEAD UPS, SOMETHING TELLS ME THE SHOW'S EARLY?!"
  • Sopony was reveiled to be the fast light and charged at the leagers' war balloons!
  • Rourke: "HEAD'S UP!? MAN YOUR STATIONS, SHE'S HEADING OUR WAY!?"
  • Shock troopers scramble to ready their weapons and turrents?!
  • Helga: SIR, SHE'S GOING TOO FAST FOR US TO REACT- (Sopony bursts the balloon, causing it to fall)
  • Rourke: Crap! (The villains on the balloon jump off with parachutes, and open them)
  • Plankton: Eh, who needs that rust bucket anyhow? We've got plenty more where THAT came from!
  • Sopony: HOW DID YOU VILLAINS FIND ME?!?
  • Lord Cobra: Well, one of your... Accomplices had taken the time to redeem herself for us so we can make sure that you and your father are no longer soft-hearts! I had no idea the mermaid bimbo had it in her to plan such an elaborate plan.
  • Sopony:... THAT TRAITOROUS FISH-LIPPED BITCH!! I should've seen that coming since she was a former Villain Leaguer!
  • Chrysalis: Now hold still so we can-
  • Sopony: NEVER!! (Blasts magic energy at them as they dodge, and she flees into the cave)... Father, we're under attack! We need to move! (Touches the statue and tries to teleport, but then she is struck by a blast of magic) OOF!!
  • Jafar: You're not going anywhere, missy! (Magically traps Sopony and the statue inside a magic impenetrable bubble) You'll be coming with us whether you like it or not! We'll make sure to give you a better fate than the one you will soon face. You'll thank us for it soon. Now let's go!
  • Sopony: (Tries breaking free, but the bubble is too strong, and Jafar comes out with her)
  • Jafar: I GOT HER, MY LIEGE!
  • Lord Cobra: Excellent! Put them in the ship! And makes sure she is restrained hard. (They carry her and the statue into a Villain League spaceship as it flies off)

Equestria

  • Soothsayer donned a shock and sad face.
  • Soothsayer: "..... Terrorable news everyone..... Sopony has been captured by the leage."
  • Spyro: "Damn it!? We're too late now!?"
  • Lord Shen: "That doesn't mean it's the end YET! We can still get to our van and interset the leage battle crusier."
  • Cynder: "But the leage main battle crusier is the most dangerious thing in their arsenal."
  • Lord Shen: "I know.... In the second war days, I.... Contributed in some of it's most dangerious features. But I also know their weaknesses and flaws that hopefully didn't get improoved or upgraded apawn by the likes of Blowhole or Hamstermeal."
  • Soothsayer: "Luckly, half of those features, like their primary defences, are still virtually the same. We might be able to at least be rid of those."
  • Spyro: "But the leage is likely to know we'll be coming for them and will be prepared to fight."
  • Shifu: "And Mang is most likely to be in a victory caused ambitionful success that he won't bow so easily to High Council threats easily. We will have to fight them."
  • Sandy: "But we have to be smart about it. Even if our van is big, their battle crusier is like a giant mothership! Taking them head on will be like a mouse fighting a cyberconectic rattlesnake, and we sure AIN'T the rattlesnake!"
  • Lord Shen: "Then we MICE will have to be stragtiget about this, and aim where the cyborg rattle snake is most vulerable."
  • Cynder: "And I have an idea where we can fine such a weakness. The crusier has a small entry way in it's underside. It's a rader-free blind-spot, but we still need to be able to even get near it without being detected prior to get to it. Twilight, we're gonna need some help with that."
  • Twilight: I don't know if I have it in me, but I'll do my best.
  • Cynder: By the way, where's Applejack and Discord?
  • Discord: (They both appear) We're right here.
  • Applejack: (Scoffs) You guys ain't gonna believe what them kids were up to while we were gone.
  • Squidward: What, were they finding ways to get themselves killed as per freaking usual?
  • Discord: Nope. Tried to pull a prank on me as personal payback from earlier. Tried to lure me with a Black Kat costume and splatter pies on me.
  • Pinkie: (Giggles) Really? That isn't how you do a prank on Discord! You just need to catch him off guard. (Makes a funny face at Discord, but he doesn't react)...Darn!
  • Twilight: But guys, I got some bad news. Sopony and Sombor's statue have been captured by the Villain League.
  • Cynder: That c*** burger Marina leaked out her location to them from under our noses. For what it's worth, she should've died in our first encounter with her.
  • Rarity: Oh, my, Cynder! You sure have not just a potty mouth, but a foul reputation.
  • Applejack: You can't blame her, sugar cube. She's hated her since she first stopped her.
  • Discord: Yeah, you could hang Marina dummies in her room, and she'd be as strong as Rainbow Dash by the time the dummies were wasted. She hates her so much, she even tried to murder her a while ago.
  • Cynder: And how did you know that?
  • Discord: Magic, lady! I know and see everything! It's what I do.
  • Twilight: But that's not important. We need to find the Villain League's battle cruiser carrying Sopony, rescue her and retrieve the Sombor statue before he is released!
  • Discord: You're kidding? I've seen how powerful that f***** is, it was retrieved from ancient Darkspawn space-farers. It carries the power of 20 Destroyers! It could destroy entire buildings in a single blast! BA-BOOM!!
  • Twilight: Relax, we have a plan of attack! There's a spot where we can't be detected by their radar, but it means that we have to get into it's radar range in order to reach it.
  • Discord: Oh, so we're gonna go 'Hiding Millennium Falcon behind the hull and floating away with their garbage' on their butts, are we?
  • Mantis: Well, you might say that.
  • Twilight: The plan is pretty simple, but we don't have time to go through it as of now. We'll explain everything on the way. Let's head to the van. (They do that, and blast off)

In space.

  • The Villain Leage battle crusier ship is seen, surrounded by a leagon of leage ship fighters.
  • In the command, Cobra was siting in a tecno throwne as Shocktroopers take the commands.
  • Lord Cobra: "Statis report on Sopony, Chrylly?"
  • Chrysalis: "Loud, and whiney! She had to be placed in an espeically reinforced door to keep her from premature coming out and REALLY messing us up WAY more then the lougers could ever hope to accomplish. But otherwise in good condition."
  • Lord Cobra: "Maleficent, the Sombor statue?"
  • Maleficent: "As pristen and untouched as ever. But we might need seriously strong magic greater then even Mirage's to break Sombor out."
  • Lord Cobra: "Well, I know of an anicent dawkspawnic ritual that counteracts against light magic, even, in thorey, the likes of hormonic magic. It's temple is at Skullian Prime. But we HAVE to be sure to avoid unwanted louger attention! It's only natrol that they don't want us to get ANYMORE Darkspawn then what we're lucky to have, much less Sombor and his little science project. Rourke, man the rader and keep your trained eye out for the ineditable."
  • Rourke: "It's already a plan of mine, sir."

Outside the ship.

  • Rainbow Dash: (They are seen outside the boundaries of the ship)...This...plan...is...CRAZY!!!
  • Twilight: But I know it will work! If what Lord Shen said about the radar is correct, then I might be able to trick the radar's imaging array by using a magic spell that nullifies solid matter into intangibility, thus making the van undetectable, but only for 3 minutes.
  • Skipper: Okay, we've been over this, I don't speak 'Nerd-ese'!
  • Twilight: (Shrugs) I can make the van invisible and undetectable for 3 minutes.
  • Skipper: Oh, that's easier to swallow.
  • Twilight: Now, flying to the protected area will take agility, skills, and a great resistance to g-forces.
  • Kowalski: Mine's not that good.
  • Sandy: Please, I fly a rocket to the moon as a hobby. I've done crazy flying so much, I have been able to handle intense g-forces as easily as making pecan pie! I'll take the wheel! (Gets into the wheel)
  • Twilight: Are you sure you can handle it?
  • Sandy: Look who yer' talkin' to? Just get yourselves strapped in, and get that spell ready. Then I'll show yall' how to REALLY fly a flying space van. (They do that, and Twilight casts the spell)
  • Twilight:...Alright, she's ready--(The van takes off in a flash) WHOOOAAAHHH!!!
  • The Ship, invisable, gets right to the underside of the ship without detection.
  • Sandy: (Everyone is either frightened, fainted in either g-forces or fear, and Boss Wolf has puked) See? Wha'd I tell ya? (Suddenly a giant claw grabbed the van) WHOA!!
  • Applejack: WHAT IN TARNATION?!?
  • Lord Shen: Blast, they've caught us! (The claw pulls them directly into the ship where armies of shocktroopers march and arm themselves ready to open fire at the heroes)
  • Shocktrooper #1: COME OUT QUIETLY, SHELL LODGERS, OR WE'LL COME IN THERE AND GET YOU!!
  • Pleakley: WHAT'LL WE DO?!? WHO KNOWS WHAT THOSE GUNS DO?!?
  • Icky: "Hey wow, MSM actselly acknowledged the way later members for once!"
  • Lord Shen: That's not impourent, prehistoric one!? The Shocktroopers carry hundreds of firearm types. We will have to be prepared for the worst when we go out there.
  • Twilight: "But how did they detect us!?"
  • Spyro: "Well they wouldn't be one of our most unpredictable enemies if they don't have an intoition that we're after them. Simply, they have a way of knowing."
  • Shocktrooper 1: "DAMN IT, I SAID, COME OUT ALREADY!?"
  • Spongebob: "Everyone, quick, to the cargo hold, I have an idea?!"

Minutes later.

  • The Shocktroopers are still waiting.
  • Shocktrooper 2: "..... FUCK THIS?! We're going in!?"
  • The Shocktroopers barged into the van and storm into it!
  • Shocktrooper 1: "Wait..... They're.... Not in here?"
  • Shocktrooper 2: "Maybe, this van was some sort of distraction. They could be setting us up for an ambush."
  • Shocktrooper 3: "Or finding an alternate way to break into our ship?!"
  • Shocktrooper 4: "I like to think that they're scared of us!"
  • Shocktrooper 1: "No you idiot! These are the same heroes that recently defeated and/or helped defeated Tirek! That doesn't sound like cowerdice to me!"
  • Shocktrooper 4: "Well why else aren't they here, cap? Why aren't they fighting us by now?"
  • ???: "Yo dipshits?!"
  • Shocktroopers look to see a giant bowling ball heading torwords them!
  • Shocktroopers: "WHAT THE-!?"
  • BOWLING PIN SCATTER SOUND!?
  • STRIKE?!
  • The Shocktroopers are sent flying out of the ship and crash into a defeated pile.
  • The Lougers came out.
  • Spongebob: "I knew our gift from our visit to Giant Planet would come in handy one of these days."
  • Boss Wolf: "Yeah but it's gonna be a NIGHTMARE to put that thing back in the cargo again."
  • Lord Shen: At least those shocktroopers are down for the count. Now we'll have to split up. This is a large ship, and there are over a hundred rooms in it. And even a nifty spa and bowling alley.
  • Patrick: GET OUT!
  • Lord Shen: SSSHHHH!!! Just stick to the plan! We'll split up into 3 teams. SpongeBob will lead the first team, Spyro will lead the second, and I'll lead the third. But only as a group can we complete this mission. (Gives each team a walkie-talkie) If anything goes wrong, just let us know, and we'll be there in due time.
  • SpongeBob: If you say so.
  • Applejack:...Discord, can you check on the fillies right quick?
  • Discord: Me?...Well, if you insist! (Teleports away)
  • SpongeBob: Alright, let's move! (The three split up and go through each tunnel, unaware that they were watched by the cameras)

Control Room

  • Lord Cobra: (Chuckles) Come to me, my prey! (Presses a button)

Hangar

  • SpongeBob: (The bay doors shuts all 3 tunnel routes on them, blocking their way back to the van) TARTAR SAUCE!!
  • Lord Shen: GOOD GOD!!
  • Merlin: (Using a magical telepathic spell) Everyone don't panic! This ship is like a maze, so we're sure to meet up with each other soon enough. Just focus on the mission, and everything will be alright.
  • Everyone: RIGHT! (They advance)

CMC Clubhouse

  • Discord: (Teleports there, and starts getting suspicious when he hears the Crusaders chuckling, and he puts his ear on the wall to hear)
  • Scootaloo: Okay, girls, our last plan may not have gone well, but this one will definitely make the cut! As soon as Discord opens that door, he'll be walloped by our swinging hammer trap! He'll be flung all the way to the Dragon Lands!
  • Discord: Ohh, so THAT'S their game? Well, two can play at that game! (Magically makes an Applejack clone)
  • Applebloom: But Scoo, what if it's somepony else who opens that door, like Applejack? She'll have me grounded for a week.
  • Scootaloo: That's impossible! She's out doing hero work, and I'm pretty sure she wouldn't have ANY time having to come here over and over again just to check on us. So, she'll just send Discord to do it.
  • Sweetie Belle:...You know, that's a very good point.
  • Scootaloo: Great! Now all we have to do is wait!...
  • AJ Clone: GIRLS? (The girls were shocked at hearing her voice)
  • Applebloom: OH, NO!!
  • Scootaloo: But-but-but-WE GOTTA STOP THIS BEFORE--(The AJ Clone opens the door, and is smacked by a swinging mallet trap)...
  • Sweetie Belle:...(Gulps)...
  • Scootaloo: Isn't anyone gonna go out and talk to her? Applebloom?
  • Applebloom: Nuh-uh, I ain't goin out there to face my big sister screamin' in my face! You do it! It was your idea all along!
  • Scootaloo: Well, I didn't think that Applejack would be willing to have the guts to come here when there's danger afoot! Let Sweetie Belle do it!
  • Sweetie Belle: There's NO way I'm going out there to face her!
  • Applebloom: Alright, let's do a vote! All in favor? (She and Sweetie Belle raise their hooves) All oppose?
  • Scootaloo: Nay!
  • Applebloom: Okay, Scoot, you're goin' out there!
  • Scootaloo: But I...wait a minute...
  • Applebloom: What is it, Scoo?
  • Scootaloo:...It seems rather quiet out there! We haven't even heard your sister scream yet. Like she vanished into thin air. (The Crusaders realize, and go outside to check, and find that the AJ Clone is gone)...Where'd she go? (Discord teleports inside the clubhouse, and magically rearranges the set trap off camera)
  • Applebloom: Oh, doggone it, I think we might've sent her flyin' off into the distance!
  • Scootaloo: Oh, that isn't good! Everypony back in the Clubhouse! (They enter, but when they trip the invisible string cord, buckets of water splash down onto the inside of the clubhouse, getting everything wet)
  • Discord: (Laughs) You girls STILL stink at payback! But at least I know you're okay. Take care. (Teleports away laughing)
  • Scootaloo:...I hate him!

Villain League Spaceship

  • Spongebob's group is seen wondering in a long hallway.
  • Squidward: "How the barnicles did the leage ever afforded to make all this if it was from the second cartoonian war days?"
  • Sandy: "Well, this isn't exactly the result of money. Several local scienctists from radient garden had been forced to make this contraption."
  • Mr. Krabs: "So it's lost radient garden tec?"
  • Sandy: "Stolen and pilfered and altered to near ruin more like it."
  • Patrick: "Why is this stupid hallway so long?"
  • Squidward: "Oh, quit your belly aching, Patrick! We can't just enter a dangerious villain team ship and expect to suddenly found something."
  • Spongebob: "Let's just be careful guys. The leage isn't exactly ignorent of our existence. Anything can happen."
  • The floor ahead of them opens, and the sound of a creature growling was heard!
  • Spongebob: ".... Like that."
  • Suddenly, Cobra's abominations started to climb out of the opening!
  • Sandy: "YOW?! IT'S COBRA'S MONSTERS!?"
  • Marty: "AW NOT THEM AGAIN!? I'M STILL HAVING NIGHTMARES ABOUT THEM WHEN WE WERE IN MADAGASCAR!?"
  • Alex: Relax, Marty! We can take them!
  • Sandy: Damn right we can! KAI-YAH! (Karate kicks one of the abominations to another, which falls into another)
  • SpongeBob: Come on, she needs our help! (The rest of the team attacks)

Another Section

  • Spyro: Remember, team, be on your toes. Enemies can attack in any direction.
  • Icky: That's not making me feel any safer.
  • Gilda: Oh, relax, you little twerp, I'm here for you!
  • Icky:...I guess I could use some time with you. (Suddenly, shrieking is heard as more of Cobra's Abominations attack)
  • Fidget: (Screams) ABOMINATIONS!!!
  • Spyro: Get back! (The heroes do that as Spyro breathes fire at the abominations, scaring them off) BACK, BEASTS!!
  • Sparx: Uh, Spyro, ol' buddy? (They see that more abominations are coming from the other side, and they are surrounding them on both sides)
  • Spyro: WE'RE SURROUNDED!!!
  • Sparx: OBVIOUSLY, YOU DON'T HAVE TO SCREAM IT ALOUD LIKE THAT!!!
  • Icky: "Oh wonderful! The producer HAD to deside to bring these freaks back after a prolonged absince!?"
  • Gilda: "Don't worry, they ain't traditionally smart. Watch. LOOK OUT?! IT'S A GROX INTERLOPER STEALING VILLAIN LEAGE WEAPON DESIGNS!?"
  • To everyone's surprise, there was actselly a Grox soldier in Shocktrooper attire actselly doing that.
  • Grox: "SHIT?! HOW DID SHE KNOW?!"
  • The Abominations chased after the Grox instead!
  • Spyro: "..... Wow, that both work and was actselly something real."
  • Gilda: "I'm just as surprised as you are."

Another Section

  • Lord Shen:...(Hears something, and points his blade at the source in reaction, and then finds nothing)...Stay close, everyone!
  • Pinkie: (Going very close to Shen) I'm as close as I can get, Shen!
  • Lord Shen: I didn't mean it that way, so shut your Pinkie Pie-hole and be quiet!
  • Tigress:...(Senses something behind her, and quickly grabs it's throat, only to find it was Shifu)...Oh, sorry, master.
  • Shifu: It's alright. At least you were alert.
  • Po:...(Shrieking is heard) AAHHH!! HOPPING GHOST!! (Jumps on Max the Cat in a Scooby-Doo-like manner, and he crushes Max as he is heard wheezing)
  • Max Cat: Ow! (Shrieking is heard again, and more abominations appeared)
  • Po: Oh, no! More of Cobra's abominations! I thought Cobra was done with those things after Shenzi smashed his medallion.
  • Lord Shen: "He clearly has a new one from the halloween speical he got from Deadpool, remember? Obviously while not a darkspawn artifact, it's still capable to make these things happen like the original did."
  • Po: "Oh.... It's just, we never encountered these things alot. I kinda thought Mang gave up on them now."
  • Lord Shen: "No, he just knows better not to waste them on us since he knows they're hardly a worthy match."
  • Twilight: I don't sense any major thoughts in them. All they're thinking is 'kill, kill, kill'! They're mind-controlled zombies.
  • Savio: Blech, sounds like something from a comic book.
  • Monkey: Less talk, more fight! (The group starts fighting off the abominations)

First Group Location

  • Sandy: KAI-YAH! (Kicks down an abomination), HWAH! (Spin kicks dozens of abominations, SpongeBob blows a few bubbles like a torpedo that knocks out a few abominations, and the other members have been able to take down most of the abominations) That's one less varmint to worry about! (Stomps on an abomination's head)
  • Banzai: BLECH!
  • Mr. Dodo: Well, what'll we do now? There's sure to be hundreds of these guys in this ship.
  • Sandy: Then we best get to finding that Sopony and Sombor before it's too late! (They continue to advance)

Second Group's Location

  • The second group arrived to a part of the ship that looked to be completely dedicated to Malefor.
  • Icky: "Well, it was made during the second war days, so it makes sense Male-butt got his own room dedicated to him."
  • Spyro: "Ugh.... And yet the leage say they don't worship him."
  • Icky: "I don't wanna sound like I'm justifying those claims but, I think all this stuff is more "big boss respect" tribute then anything close to "Dark Messiah" stuff here. I do legitamently believe that the High Council and/or the tabliod industry did made up the worship/cult thing to discourage the Indiependent villains to get involved with them. And it seemed to work nicely mostly."
  • Spyro: "But still, their over-all dedication, worship or not, disgusts me! Malefor doesn't deserve to have ANYONE dedicating an entire room to!?"
  • Cynder: "Well we're not here to criticised them, we're here to keep Sombor and Sopony away from the leage."
  • Spyro: "Your right.... I need to focus."
  • They approuch the doorway by two Malefor Statues. Suddenly, both statues' eyes glow red and began to move!
  • Icky: "Seriously?!"
  • Sparx: "Aw come on, didn't we already DO the sentient statue bit awhile back?!"
  • The Malefor Statues charged at our heroes?!
  • Spyro: "Ugh.... I get enough stress, from the REAL Malefor!? I, AM NOT IN THE MOOD, TO DEAL WITH IMITATIONS!?" (Smashes the ground with his Earth ability, causing not just the imitations to be destroyed, but the entire ship shaking) WHOAH!
  • Cynder: Careful with that ability here, Spyro! We're in the middle of space! You'll cause this whole ship to get destroyed.
  • Spyro:...And after all I just saw about this belonging to Malefor...it DESERVES to be destroyed! As soon as we get out of here, I'm blowing this thing sky-high!
  • Sparx: WITH ALL THE VILLAINS INSIDE OF IT?!? ARE YOU OUT OF YOUR MIND?!?
  • Spyro: This damn thing has an escape pod, Sparx, quit whining! I'm not gonna take it too far like Cynder did!
  • Cynder: HEY! Marina nearly ruined our reputations, remember? If you understood how much I hated her, you'd hate her as much!
  • Spyro: But that doesn't mean you can just commit a murder even when it won't entirely kill her!
  • Cynder: ARE WE REALLY HAVING AN ARGUMENT, SPYRO?!?
  • Spyro:...(Sighs) I'm sorry! I'm probably just pissed at how much trouble this piece of junk is. I just need to destroy it before it can be used for much more evil! This ship was borned from tec taken from Radiant Garden, it's a hidious afront from a beautiful paradise, and it doesn't deserve the right to remain operational!? If given the chance, I would see to it personally that there would be no ruins to make into a historical site of it?! I HATE MALEFOR SO MUCH!! AAAAHHHHGGHHH!!!...(Takes deep breaths)
  • Sparx: Give me a break!
  • Cynder: Sparx!
  • Spyro: Whatever! Let's just go and get through this so I can toss this piece of s*** to the Banished Realms where it belongs.
  • Sparx:...Whoa, I never heard you use such foul words for a while, Spyro!
  • Spyro: I just hope for sure that there's no more obstacles to cross our paths. And I hope for God's sake that we're not too far from their location.
  • Sparx: (To Cynder) This would've made a good time for you to give him a hug, am I right? (Cynder gives him a stern look)... Sheesh, just a suggestion!

Third Team's Location

  • Twilight: (Blasts magical energy at the abominations as the group continues to fight them off)
  • Lord Shen: BACK! (Slashes a blade at an abomination) GET BACK, YOU FOUL MANIFESTATIONS OF HELL!!! I WISH THIS WOULD BE A SAFE PLACE TO USE MY CANNON!!
  • Dodger: (Hears something with his dog hearing, which sounds like sobbing)...Guys, I think I hear something!
  • Einstein: You got something, Dodgey?
  • Dodger: Sounds like someone's crying.
  • Lord Shen:...I THINK WE FOUND SOPONY AND HER FATHER!! (Throws a blade behind him as an abomination tried to kill him from behind) MOVE, MOVE, MOVE, MOVE! (The group follows Dodger as he tried to find the source of the crying sounds)
  • Rita: Strange, the sound isn't getting any louder.
  • Sam: Well, it's Sopony alright!
  • Po: She must not be happy about being held against her will thanks to a traitorous colleague.
  • Mantis: You think? (They finish off the last of the abominations and they reach a bay door which opens and shows Sopony trapped in a bottom-cell with the barrier made of a strong silvery metals, and Sopony is heard crying)
  • Sopony: Father! (Sobs) I'll never get out of here! (Mantis knocks on the glass of the barrier, and Sopony notices them, and is surprised, though she doesn't hear any of her words)...
  • Mantis:...rescue you!...WE'RE HERE TO RE--(No audible dialogue is heard through the cell)
  • Sopony: You do realize that this is a Darkspawn High-Grade Level 13 sound-proof cell, right?
  • Kowalski: She says that this is a Darkspawn High-Grade Level 13 sound-proof cell.
  • Private: Yeah, he is an expert lip-reader.
  • Dodger: Well, at least me and us dog members can hear her very well since we have really good hearing.
  • Sopony: Don't bother rescuing me, you misfit freaks! You just wanna imprison me in stone like my father.
  • Kowalski:...She says not to bother rescuing me since we wanna imprison her in stone like her father.
  • Skipper: (Sighs) Twilight already proved that turning her to stone isn't an appropriate punishment for her.
  • Kowalski: Yes! (Writing on a clipboard) Sopony is apparently what some may call a Neutral Lock Being, a being that is half-dark and half-pure, proving that it can be easy to convert to either good or evil. Twilight's words to her are pretty accurate, even a genius like me can agree with it.
  • Skipper: Blah-blah-blah, let's just release this bitch! Analyze the barricade of this cell, Kowalski!
  • Kowalski: (Analyzing the cell barricade)...It's made of titanium.
  • Skipper: UGGH! Titanium! The king of indestructible metals!
  • Po: "Wow, those leage creeps REALLY wanna make sure Sopony doesn't escape."
  • Tigress: "That must mean she's being taken somewhere impourent. Somewhere, not the leage base."
  • Private: "But where?"
  • Lord Shen: "Well it might be someplace to independently free Sombor without the elements of harmony, but I know no place like tha-"
  • Shifu: "Skullain Prime?!"
  • Lord Shen: ".... Well whatever reason they have to go there, Mang will soon be very disappointed that WE-"
  • Shocktroopers began to charge in!
  • Shocktrooper #1: Hold it right there, Lodger scum!
  • Lord Shen: Aw, crap!
  • Twilight: May I remind everyone that I have magic? (Casts a shield spell to protect them from the Shocktroopers' gunfire)
  • Shocktrooper #2: BLAST! They've got magic!
  • Shocktrooper #3: Send in Jafar! He'll take care of this shield!
  • Tito: How'll we open this cell, man? It's locked up tighter than a bathroom locker!
  • Boss Wolf: I don't think even Rico's dynamite can blow this f***** up!
  • Skipper: Can we pick the lock?
  • Kowalski: Afraid not, Skipper. It would require vast experience that even I lack to unlock something like this. It might need some magic more powerful than Twilight to unlock this cell!
  • ???: NOT SO FAST, SHELL LODGERS!! (Jafar appears)
  • Skipper:...Like him?
  • Kowalski: Like him!
  • Jafar: (Magically bedunks Twilight's shield as it shatters like glass)
  • Twilight: Destroying his lamp isn't gonna help since it's not here.
  • Private: And Genie says that the lamp can only allow genies to go 10 yards from it's perimeter unless it's master allows it. So someone's sure to be handling it.
  • Jafar: That's right! So you can't stop me from destroying you! (Attacks them with magic as they dodge)
  • Skipper: Kowalski? Options on how we can use Jafar to unlock the cell?
  • Kowalski: I recommend tricking him into zapping the lock. But just standing near the cell lock won't help since...well...he's a smart villain. So we'll need to do it in a deceiving manner.
  • Skipper: Leave that to me! (Slides in front of Jafar) Hey, big guy! (Jafar zaps at him, and Skipper dodges, and Skipper manages to slide right near the cell, and Jafar accidentally zaps the lock on the cell barrier)
  • Jafar: WHAT THE?!?
  • Skipper: Thanks, Jaffy! (They open the cell and release Sopony)
  • Sopony: YOU! THE GUY WHO CAPTURED ME!!
  • Jafar: YOU DARE CHALLENGE ME?!? I'M ALL-POWERFUL!!
  • Sopony: Oh, yeah? Well, I managed to sneak THIS! (Shows him his lamp)
  • Jafar: WHAT?!? BUT HOW--
  • Sopony: I made a magical replica of the lamp back there, and it worked better than I expected since you never left 10 yards. So you'd better stay back or this thing is destroyed!
  • Jafar:...(Walks off in fear)...
  • Sopony: HA!
  • Jafar: YAAH!! (Runs off)
  • Sopony:...He is such a sucker. I knew this magic replica would fool him.
  • Shocktrooper 1: "..... Aw, shit...... SHOOT DOWN THAT BITCH BEFORE-"
  • Sopony blasts the Shocktroopers away!
  • Sopony: ".... Worthless artifictal heartlesses. As for you misfits, I don't know WHAT processed you to come after me, and I don't wish to care, but I aim to rescue my father and get out of here. After words, I still aim to get the elements to free him, so this doesn't change a thing!?"
  • Sopony flies up.
  • Sopony: "The least you fools can do is stay out of my way and get off of this ship!? I have intentions to destroy the leage where they stand in their own ship, and after I get my father out, I'll destroy this ship too?!"
  • Private: ".... Isn't that abit extreme?"
  • Sopony: "WHAT CHOICE TO DO I HAVE?! THANKS TO MARINA, THEY KNOW ABOUT ME!? WHO KNOWS WHERE THEY PLAN TO TAKE ME?!"
  • Lord Shen: "It's possable they're setting course to Skullian Prime for an unclear reason."
  • Sopony: "...... AGH!? NO!? NOT THERE!? I SENSE HIS PRESENDCE THEIR?! I, I CAN'T GO BACK TO HIM!?"
  • Shifu: "Back to who?"
  • Sopony: "THOSE STUPID LEAGERS ARE ONLY GONNA GET ME KILLED AND THEMSELVES KILLED BY HIM?! FATHER!?"
  • Sopony zoomed away from the heroes!?
  • Monkey: "I really don't like to what she was refering to."
  • Po: "Wait..... Victor mentioned that the Arcitect tried to kill her back during the real first cartoonian war days.... And, Mang freed all the darkspawn later down the road, right? You don't suppose that The Arcitect is-"
  • Lord Shen: I don't think that's likely. Architect is not one we would think would come out from the Banished Realms for any reason, if he CAN come out, except for helping to recover the Darkspawn armies.
  • Private: But there are still Darkspawn warriors loose out there, aren't there? Maybe he's there so he can take care of them.
  • Lord Shen:...Possible theory, but I still have my doubts that he's there at all.
  • Shifu: "Well..... Truth be told.... Nobody is sure what became of the Architect after the first war OR after that of the second. He seemed to just.... Vanish. He was never encountered once in invadions to prime Darkspawn bases during both of those wars. Even Oogway thought he was dead or banished among the mass darkspawn armies. Truth is, even the High Council has difficulty ot being sure what really became of him."
  • ???: Guys! (Spyro's team arrives)
  • Spyro: We came as soon as we heard screaming from Sopony. Where is she?
  • Po: She left after finding out that this ship was heading for Skullian Prime.
  • Spyro/Cynder: WHAT?!?
  • Cynder: Why would they go there? Didn't the High Council forbid all Villain League members from returning there after I was cured from darkness?
  • Shifu: We believe that it's there that they'll find a way to corrupt Sombor and Sopony into pure evil. Sopony is also afraid that, the Arctitect might still be around.
  • Spyro: "But didn't he got banished?"
  • Po: "Well she seems legitamently concerned about going to Skullian Prime. Do you think it's possable that the left-behind Darkspawn Warriors never seem to truely decriese is all because of, him?"
  • Shifu: "Believe me Panda, I wish I can say we are just over-anilising this, but.... She had said she "sensed" his presence. And she is half-darkspawn. They can sense eachother's presences. So..... I simply, am uncertain."
  • Lord Shen: "In that event, we must get Sopony and Sombor off this crate at once and find a way to ultamately discourage this voyage at once IF this Arctitect is still among the universes. This infomation makes this trip to that restricted planet all the more dangerious?!"
  • Tigress: "But what do we do about this, "Arctitect"?"
  • Shifu: "For now, little. But he's not our current concern. Keeping Sombor and Sopony away from him, is."
  • Icky: "Then it might not be a hot idea to leave her out there alone.... IN THE SHIP OF OUR ENEMIES THAT ARE UNKNOWINGLY TAKING HER TO HER MURDEROR, IF THERE IS ONE!?"
  • Spyro: "Good idea!?"
  • Cynder: Then we must get going. The best chance we've got is for half of us to get to the Villain League in the bridge, and for the other half to find Sopony and the statue.
  • Lord Shen: If you insist, my dear adopted daughter. Let's go!

First Team's Location

  • Patrick:...I think we're lost!
  • SpongeBob: Me, too! You'd think it'd be smart for the creators of this ship to create maps here.
  • Marty: Damn right! It's like we're running around in an obstacle course...only with less obstacles.
  • Merlin: Darkspawn are more aware of their surroundings than mortals are. They don't need maps.
  • Squidward: But the Villain League might. How do they get around in a place like this?
  • Alex: Magic, of course!
  • Squidward:...I'm starting to think that magic is something that can be used as a lazy excuse to do anything in these worlds.
  • Phil: I can agree with you on that one. Magic stinks as an excuse.
  • ???: OH, REALLY?!? (Lord Cobra, Chrysalis, and Maleficent appear in front of them on the far end of the hallway) Well, let's see what you have to say about that when I do THIS! (Magically turns the floor the Lodgers are standing on into a quicksand-like surface which causes them to sink)
  • SpongeBob: AAHHH!!
  • Sandy: HOLY COW!!
  • Merlin: Ahem! (Magically fixes the floor as the Lodger stop sinking, and they rip their feet out of the floor)
  • Lord Cobra: (Sighs) You may have a point, magic IS a good excuse.
  • SpongeBob: Whatever you're trying to do to Sopony and Sombor, we won't let you do it!
  • Lord Cobra: "You pretty much have a good idea. We're trying to turn her to our side, as well as her creater father. But how we plan to do it, is confidental."
  • Patrick: "Oh why not? It's not like you guys are heading to Skullian Prime to take her to some evil ritual temple to free Sombor and then to a Darkspawn evilisation foundton or anything like that."
  • Cobra and the villains stared surprised!
  • Patrick: ".... What?"
  • Squidward: "..... Let me guess...... You were gonna do that, are you?"
  • Cobra: "..... D'oh, I HATE IT WHEN THEY MAKE A LUCKY GUESS?! Well, even IF you guys knew about it, nothing your gonna say is gonna deter us?!"
  • Sandy: "Confound it Mang! The High Council forbidden you guys to even be within poking distence of that horrorable place!"
  • Cobra: "Well thanks to you guys making it impossable to consider just nabbing the Main 6, heading to what the starfish reference is an alternate solution. And fortunately, if your concerned about un-rulely Darkspawn warriors hurting us, your concern is touching, but hardly nessersary. For we have THIS (Brings out a Skull simular to Malefor's head in a necklace) to protact us!?"
  • Marty: "Wait, how did you get Malefor's skull in a neclace, isn't he, banished to the banished realms."
  • Cobra: "It's a repica, you Chris Rock-sounding half-wit! It's called, the darkspawn warding necklace. It protacts a mortal from angry darkspawn warriors by emitting a presence simular to a darkspawn lord! Asentually, it's a necklace veriation of demonic insect repelient."
  • Alex: "Are you sure that would work? I mean, they may not be sentient, but I don't think those darkspawn warriors are COMPLETE idiots!"
  • Cobra: "True, but they know when near an intimidating presence, and that of a powerful darkspawn lord, is such a presence. It's garrintied to work. As long as I have this, it will make walking down an otherwise dangerious planet, like a gentle walk in the park on a summer breeze."
  • Shenzi: (Scoffs) You're gonna piss off the entire High Council, you know.
  • Lord Cobra: If it's worth getting a Darkspawn in our ranks, then it's worth the punishment!
  • Banzai: Pal, you know how this is gonna end. We win, and you certainly get the punishment. What makes you think that this will be any different?
  • Lord Cobra: HAH! You'll never win this time!
  • ???: SIR! (Jafar appears panting)
  • Lord Cobra: Jafar, what took you so long? Did you get those Lodgers?
  • Jafar: No! Sopony is loose!
  • Lord Cobra: WHAT?!? YOU INCOMPETENT FOOL!!! YOU DO REALIZE THAT WE'RE NOW ENTERING SKULLIAN PRIME AIRSPACE?!? NOW WE ARE RISKING OUR RULE-BREAKING FOR NOTHING!!! GODDAMN IT ALL TO HELL!! (Smacks Jafar) NOW LOOK WHAT YOU MISFITS DID!!!
  • Shenzi: Don't look at us, hon, we just split into 3 teams! We weren't the ones who got Sopony out, they did.
  • Lord Cobra: WHATEVER, IT'S ALL A TECNECALLY!? YOU GUYS ARE JUST AS GUILTY AS THE ONES WHO ACTSELLY DID IT CAUSE OBVIOUSLY YOU PLANNED THIS!? YOU GUYS ARE GOING TO PAY FOR THIS!!! (Magically traps the entire group in a bubble) I'm NOT going to fail like a pansy! I WANT SOPONY CAPTURED!!!
  • Chrysalis: But she could be anywhere in this ship! How will we find her?
  • Lord Cobra: WITH MAGIC, OF COURSE!! GOD, WE HAVE MAGIC EVERYWHERE WE GO, WHY DO PEOPLE FORGET THAT?!? (Screams)
  • Jafar: Geez, you don't have to be over-dramatic about it.
  • Lord Cobra: Just get the Shocktroopers ready to scout the entire ship for Sopony! Give them those experimental warp guns that Blowhole had been working on!
  • Chrysalis: You're kidding? They still haven't been tested yet! Blowhole said they're as powerful as those Ghostbuster packs, and you know how dangerous those devices were.
  • Lord Cobra: I don't give a s*** right now! I WANT HER CAPTURED ONE WAY OR ANOTHER!! NOW GET YOUR ASSES READY FOR CAPTURING THAT WHORE!!! NOW!! (They do that, and Cobra faces the magic bubble containing the Lodgers) And as for you, you'll be staying with me in the bridge until we find your comrades!
  • Sandy: You won't get away with this!
  • Lord Cobra: If I had a nickel for every time I heard that! (He carries the magic bubble with him to the bridge)

Third Group's Location

  • Lord Shen:...Are you sure she's somewhere in this location, Twilight?
  • Twilight: Of course I am!
  • Discord: I can sense her, too! She's close by alright!
  • Lord Shen: I wasn't talking to you, douche!
  • Discord: So what?
  • Lord Shen: Just shut up!
  • Discord: No, you shut up!
  • Twilight: BOTH OF YOU SHUT UP!!...Alright, let's look around and see what we can find.
  • Voice System: "ATTENTION REMAINING LOUGER INTERLOPERS!? We have captured the first group containing Spongebob and the first half of your friends. It's only a matter of time before we get to you! And don't rely on the ship's compexity to serve as an ironic ally, we have magic, and a new toy of blowhole's by our side! We would capture Sopony LONG before you half-wits do! Maybe THAT will teach you about intruding on our property. Lord Cobra out."
  • Discord: "..... Well, that turned complincated rather quickly."
  • Twilight: "Then getting Sopony is more of a priority then ever! After words, we need to rescue the other lougers and quickly!"
  • Skipper: How do we do that?
  • Rico: I don't know!
  • ???: JUST GO AND RESCUE YOUR FRIENDS! YOU JUST WANNA MAKE IT WORSE ON ME!!
  • Dodger: (Sighs) We're not gonna turn you into stone! We want to help in a different way.
  • Sopony: (Appearing from hiding) And how would you do that?
  • Lord Shen: It is being discussed at the time being! Just come with us and we'll keep you safe! You have our word!
  • Sopony: Nice try, peacock!
  • Lord Shen: We're being serious, lady! If we weren't here to help, you would've already been turned to stone by now.
  • Sopony: You can deny it all you want, I'm not being fooled! Now go away!
  • Boss Wolf: Not until we can assure that you're safe! You won't last long in these halls.
  • Sopony: Oh sure, define 'safe'!
  • Mantis: Oh, come on, lady, just let us protect you from these guys! What's worse, being protected and given a good fate, or being corrupted by crazy villains?
  • Crane: Yeah, you're seriously asking us to give up on you, and let these villains give you a fate worst than being turned to stone? Oh, on which I wanna be clear on, WE'RE NOT GONNA DO!?
  • Sopony:... You're not going to turn me to stone?
  • Twilight: No!
  • Sopony: "When, why did my father-"
  • Lord Shen: "As you are fully aware, his morality illness was beyond help due to him being meant to be evil. We lacked proper opitons. Morality Illness has no physical PERIMENT cure other then just accpeting who you are. And you're pretty much stuck with it until your given a proper fate."
  • Sopony: "..... Give me, a different fate? Can you, do that?"
  • Twilight: I already said you're half-dark and half-pure. You have the potential to be changed from the situation you're in. Plus, this is your last day of being free from the morality illness. Plus, you don't wanna be evil, do you?
  • Sopony:...(Sighs) What about my father?
  • Twilight: There isn't much we can do about him since he isn't a half-Darkspawn. He'll have to stay this way. But that doesn't mean you can't see him again.
  • Everyone: What?
  • Twilight: Yeah. I just learned a while back of a dream spell that can solve your problem. Whenever you fall asleep, you'll enter a bliss realm where you can see your father. It's similar to the realm your father is in in that statue, but you'll only be free and given an equally-great life. Trust me, we care about you just as much as we did for your father...kinda.
  • Sopony:...(Sighs) If it means I'll be happy... Then I'll go with you! But I still want to get my father out of here! He doesn't deserve to return to that ungrateful master of his!
  • Po: "Lucky for you, the feelings' muteral."
  • Viper: "We can't stay in the same area for long and make it easier for the villains to track us."
  • Sopony: "I'm aware of that! And I am already sensing the Arctitect's presence growing stronger! This ship is too close to Skullian Prime!"
  • The Heroes charged on!
  • Sopony: "But one thing though, what about your friends? Aren't you worried about them being harmed by that worthless abomination?"
  • Discord: "Don't worry, Spyro may deside to leave us to handle you and Sommy and he deals with Mang's cheating! That's the benifit of split-up's, really."

Second Group's Location

  • Spyro: (On walkie-talkie) Good work, guys! Find Sombor's statue, get to the van, and wait for us. Take care of any shocktroopers or abominations that get in your way. Spyro out! (Turns off the walkie-talkie) They got Sopony!
  • Cynder: Well, that's good!
  • Spyro: Now let's go rescue our comrades, get back to the van, and destroy this flying space turd!
  • Iago: Still attempting to destroy the ship, are you? Even if this is their main form of transportation across space or not?
  • Spyro: It's not! They've got enough methods of transportation as it is, including lots of other ships! This ship is an unholy abomination that must be destroyed. No exceptions!
  • Iago: Okay, I was just saying something!
  • Max: You know, I find it kind of brutal that you're willing to crush this thing with the villains inside of it.
  • Spyro: Let's just go rescue those Lodgers! (They head off)

Later...

  • Tulio:...How...big...is...this......SHIP?!? (The word echoes across the halls)
  • Sparx: Yeah, we're getting nowhere fast because this ship is filled with twists and turns and NO F****** MAPS!!! If these villains were smart, they'd put f****** maps in this ship! How do they get across this ship without mapping it out?
  • Icky: One word: magic!
  • Sparx:...(Sighs) Is magic REALLY a perfect excuse for you to defy the laws of reality and probability, let alone making sense? My God, these villains are retarded! No wonder they're always failing to us! We need a map of this place!
  • Spyro: I can't imagine the chances of a map being here being great. The Darkspawn didn't need aid in being aware of their surroundings. They could tell where they were easily. As for us... We're just mortals who can barely solve a maze in less than a minute. (Shrugs) The complexity of Darkspawn creations REALLY PISSES ME OFF!!!
  • Sparx:...(To Cynder) Is it just me, or is Spyro using foul language more than usual?
  • Cynder: Oh, it's just another one of his Darkspawn anger issues. Since we defeated Malefor, he's had a big prejudice against him and Darkspawn that serve him. You might have to get used to this for the remainder of this mission.
  • Spyro:... (Shrugs) Okay, that screws it! I'm smashing this thing, and hope it'll force the Leaguers to give up our friends! (Uses his earth ability)
  • Baloo: WHOA!!
  • Kaa: WHOOA-WHOA-WHOA!!!
  • Lola Boa: AYE-AYE-AYE-AYE-AYE!!!
  • Cynder: SPYRO, STOP IT!! YOU'LL KILL US ALL!!
  • Spyro: I KNOW WHAT I'M DOING!! (Continues using his ability)
  • (Lord Cobra): OKAY, OKAY!!! IF I GIVE YOU THE LOCATION OF THE BRIDGE AND YOUR FRIENDS, WILL YOU STOP TRYING TO DESTROY OUR SHIP?!? GOD, CYNDER, IS THAT GUY SUPPOSED TO BE YOUR REFORMER?!? HE'S F****** PSYCHOTIC!!! JUST KEEP GOING RIGHT, AND YOU'LL FIND IT!!! JUST PLEASE DON'T LET YOUR DRAGON MANIAC KILL US!!!
  • Mr. Whiskers: Well I'll be darned, that actually worked!
  • Spyro: See? I told you it would work! Now let's go get our friends, and send this ship to hell! (They head to the bridge)

Outside the ship.

  • The Battle Crusier is still seen in Skullian Prime air-space, being witnessed by hidden Darkspawn left behinds.
  • A familier figure hides among them.
  • ???: "..... She's in that ship..... I want it captured, so we can finally complete, what I long started. Kronma, Makorn."
  • Two Armored Darkspawn Ogres appear.
  • ???: "Awake Vulcanus and have him halt the ship. And prepare to take down, any of it's contents."
  • The Two creatures, Kronma and Makorn, grunted in obedience and leave.
  • ???: "I know you are in there, Sopony..... You will not escape me this time...."

Inside the ship.

  • Sopony suddenly gasps and forze in fear!
  • Lord Shen: "Young Miss?"
  • Sopony: "..... He..... He..... He knows I'm here?! He's gonna summon Vulcanus to get me?!"
  • Lord Shen: "The destroyer of mt. Vulcanus?"
  • Po: "Oh, crap. You don't think that destroyer will remember us, do you?"
  • Shifu: "I prefer we not find out!" 
  • Lord Shen: "Come on?! Their treasurey room is likely to be near the center! I think it's where Sombor is held."
  • Boss Wolf: "Didn't you only helped in making weapons?"
  • Lord Shen: "Yes, but I have also been on this ship before. Remember that WE were momentarly on their side!"
  • Boss Wolf: "Oh yeah. I think being good has done a damn good job of making me forget that."
  • Lord Shen: I could say the same thing. I hope those guys hurry up with rescuing our friends so we can get out of here.
  • Skipper: And whatever Spyro has been doing to get this ship shaking sure got Lord Cobra to crack. If I didn't know any better, I'd say he hated this ship.
  • Shifu: I think he does. We all know how much he's hated Malefor and those who worship him after how he nearly destroyed the Dragon Realms.
  • Tigress: But they still need to hurry and rescue our friends before Architect's pet comes.
  • Private: I hope they can make it in time.

Ship Bridge

  • Spyro: (The group arrives at the bridge) Finally! Alright, Cobra, where are you? Give us our friends, and we'll- (Suddenly, they are trapped in a magic bubble)
  • Lord Cobra: Did you really think we'd be willing to give up that easily? We know that you intend to blow up this ship when you leave. The mighty Maleficence is part of villain leage and second cartoonian war history! It's seriously our most valuable and historic ship! The rest of our leage battle crusiers and warships are revived and readjusted CIS ships from the star wars prequils!
  • Spyro: Well, too bad! You already made it worse on yourself by using it to lay siege on worlds across the UUniverses. I don't care if IT IS valued to you people, this ship MUST be destroyed!
  • Chrysalis: You want it that way? Then you can just stay with us forever! You can just watch as we get what we've always wanted from you and SpongeBob! We'll- (Suddenly, roaring is heard)... What was that?
  • Spyro:...I recognize that roar!...Oh my God! Architect is releasing one of them!
  • Mr. Whiskers: He's releasing what?!? (A large familiar Destroyer appears in front of the bridge window, and it appears to be Vulcanus, the Destroyer from Stars of Piracy, flying through space and staring at the ship)
  • Everyone: IT'S VULCANUS!!! (Vulcanus roars loudly, and grabs onto the ship, rocking it back and forth, causing the Lodgers to get free of their magic bubbles, and escape)
  • Lord Cobra: NO! THEY'RE ESCAPING!!! THAT BLASTED ABOMINATION WILL DESTROY US ALL!!
  • Maleficent: No! It's only here by orders of Architect to retrieve Sopony and the statue of his father.
  • Lord Cobra: And how exactly is it gonna do that?
  • Chrysalis: "Breaking the ship apart, WITH US IN IT?!"
  • Lord Cobra: "..... Why the bloodly hell would the Arctitect do that?!"
  • Maleficent: "Obviously he's greatly determined to make sure that Sopony never sees the light of day! He considers the other passingers of the ship, collateral damage. I suspect that coming here was inadvisable!"
  • Lord Cobra: "NOW YOU TELL ME?!"

Hallway.

  • Spongebob: "Thanks for getting us out of that Spyro, but something tells me we shouldn't be here for too long?!"
  • Spyro: "I would call that feeling very correct!"
  • Cobra's voice: "ATTENTION ALL PERSONAL!? SCREW TRYING TO CAPTURE THE LOUGERS AND ESCAPE WITH OUR OWN ASSES!? IT APPEARS THE ARCTITECT IS, A SLIGHT UNREASONABLE AT THE MOMENT AND HAS SENT VULCANUS TO DESTROY THE SHIP!? EVACUATE AT ONCE?! IT'S BETTER TO CUT OUR LOSSES AND GIVE THOSE MEDDLESOME LOUGERS A FREEBE AND LET THEM HAVE SOPONY AND SOMBOR?! JUST FREAKING RETREAT MAN!?"
  • Spyro: How wonderful! Vulcanus is going to destroy the ship for me... But... Since when could a Destroyer fly, anyway? (They see Vulcanus through a window to see that he had large wings for flight)... OKAY, THAT'S JUST CHEATING!!!
  • Cynder: Well, Architect is the creator of the Darkspawn warriors. He can mold things into his image better than any Darkspawn lord.
  • Spyro: Well, the important thing is that we get out of here before this thing is destroyed!
  • Mushu: BUT THIS PLACE IS A MAZE!!! WE'LL NEVER GET TO THE VAN IN TIME!!
  • Sandy: Oh, yes we will! (On walkie-talkie) Lord Shen? This is Sandy! We've got our heroes rescued, and we're being attacked by a Destroyer, and we need Discord to get us to the van!

Van

  • Discord: Hey, easier done than said! (Snaps, and teleports them there)
  • Sandy: Alright, now let's get out of here! (Throws Mr. Dodo out of the driver's seat, and takes control) LET ME HANDLE THIS, DODO! (They take off in the van, while the villains make it to the escape pod. Both make it out in time before the ship is torn in half by Vulcanus as it roars loudly)
  • SpongeBob:...(Takes deep breath in relief) We made it!
  • Icky: We're gonna live! (Suddenly, Vulcanus notices the van taking off, and chases after it, ignoring the Villains' escape pod)...WE'RE GONNA DIIEE!!!
  • Sopony: "It's me it wants?!"
  • Icky: "AND SOMBOR!? Wait..... Did we remember to get him?"
  • Max: "Sure we did! We tied him on top of the van!"
  • Sopony: "YOU TIED MY FATHER ON TOP OF THIS SHIP?!"
  • Max: "Gees, why are you yelling at me like it's a bad thing."
  • Sopony: HE COULD FALL OFF, YOU IDIOT!!
  • Discord: (Sighs) How many of us are there that is very stupid?
  • Max: Hurtful, man!
  • Discord: (Snaps, and teleports the statue inside) There, he's safe!
  • Sopony:...(Sighs) Why are you guys like this?
  • Sam: Don't ask! PLEASE!
  • Sandy: Uh, guys? You might need to buckle up and get that statue restrained before THAT GIANT F****** DESTROYER KILLS US!! (Vulcanus roars)
  • Bill: Why not just activate the hyperdrive?
  • Sandy: That's the point! The trip will be very bumpy!
  • Discord: (Sighs) Must I do EVERYTHING myself? (Teleports the statue into a containment chamber, and magically buckles up the Lodgers)
  • Lord Shen:...We could've done that ourselves, pal!
  • Discord: But not fast enough! Look! (The Destroyer is opening it's jaws on the van)
  • Sandy: CRAP! Alright, activating lightspeed! 1...2...3! (The hyperdrive backfires)...Damn! The hyperdrive is still charging! (The van's thrusters blast out from Vulcanus' mouth before it bites down, and the van dodges all of it's attacks)
  • Icky: "That stupid hyperdrive better speed up!? That freak is not gonna keep missing us forever!?"
  • Sandy: Relax! I'm a good flier! I fly my rocket almost every day. Just brace yourselves, and I'll get through this! (They fly across the Destroyer as it constantly tries to grab them) YEE-HAH!! (Sandy blasts Vulcanus in the eye as it screeches in pain)
  • Squidward: THIS SQUIRREL'S TRYING TO KILL US!!
  • SpongeBob: Not the first time her extremism got someone killed! But I trust her.
  • Banzai: (Sarcastically) Gee, I wonder why?!?
  • Sandy: NOT HELPING! (Vulcanus sprays fire from his mouth as Sandy manages to dodge them out of luck) WHOA!!!...Whoa, we ain't fried up!
  • Po: PLEASE tell me the hyperdrive is ready to go!
  • Sandy: (Sees the meter at 100%)...Yes! We're ready to go--(Suddenly, Vulcanus grabs the van) AAHH!!!
  • Sparx: MOMMY!!
  • Sopony: DADDY!!! (Everyone looks at her weird)...What?
  • Sandy: We've been grabbed by the Destroyer! Can't...break...free!
  • Kowalski: And we can't activate the hyperdrive without causing a massive pulse that won't be very harmless even for the Destroyer.
  • (Architect): I have you now, Sopony!
  • Sopony: (Shivers in fear)
  • Sandy: C'mon, Sandy, think!...(Suddenly decided to turn on 'maximum overdrive', and the resulting blast from the thrusters causes Vulcanus to let it go in surprise, freeing them) YES! Alright, we're off! (They activate the hyperdrive, and it blasts off, leaving Vulcanus to grunt in anger)
  • (Architect): NOOOO!!! THEY GOT AWAY!!!

Leage fortress.

  • Lord Cobra: "And, that is how we ended up, losing Malefor's thrown battle cruser...."
  • Mirage sat on the thrown disappointed.
  • Lord Cobra: "..... Please don't be mad!"
  • Mirage: "....... Me being upset, is the least of our concerns, Mang."
  • Lord Cobra: "..... I, thought you be angerier."
  • Mirage: "It wasn't like it was lost because of a pretty minor inconvinence. You did lose it, to a GREAT inconvenience! I bare no ill will for the Arctitect. He was only interested to redeem his mistake of not protacting Sombor better from his own foolhardiness and being respondsable for the creation of Sopony indirectly. I bare no COMPLETE, ill will for you for losing my father's proudest and most infamous battle crusier. Better ships have been lost to Skullian Prime. I don't even bare ill will for the lougers, even IF they had some contribution to this new humiliation. My ill will, simply belongs, to Marina. Had she not bothered viewing Sopony's hopeless ambitions as means to correct a ruling made in the Dark Cynder era, we would STILL have my father's ship! But was the allure of Sombor's and Sopony's powers, TOO tempting to resist?"
  • Lord Cobra: "In all fairness, this is the Lord of Solice and Grief we're talking about! His track record speaks for himself! And Sopony was the closest to have a successful heist on that Fort Knox of a museum! How can we NOT be attracted to that?"
  • Mirage: "Perhaps..... But this proven to be a risk, not worth taking. Some great awards are best, avoided. The loss of the Male-Crusier, shall be remembered as among the biggest embarrisments the leage has ever face, even to that of the loss of Dark Cynder..... Even to that, for your first death."
  • Lord Cobra: "You seem to act as if, you forseen this...."
  • Mirage: "Not exactly.... I just grown, tragicly used to.... The Leage's bad luck streak, as it seems. Or maybe this, is a, blessing in disguise?"
  • Lord Cobra: ".... What do you mean?"
  • Mirage: "..... You don't get it, do you? The Arctitect is proven to still be around, even after the second war! From the ashes of the loss of one of the leage's finest advancements, a marvel of darkspawn perfection arises!"
  • Lord Cobra: ".... You mean, get the Arctitect to join us? It's, ambitious, but, chances are, he might not appresiate our presence in due to, the little slip-up with Sopony."
  • Mirage: "Well obviously we can't go to him right away, you idiot! We'll wait until he cools down about this, step-back, and then, that is when we get to him."
  • Lord Cobra: "But.... What if the High Council plans to go after him now that the misfits know he is still unbanished?"
  • Mirage: "Does it matter? The High Council fears the greatness of The Arctitect. They know better then to risk even their lap-dog lougers against the likes of him! Those misfits were almost destroyer chow! That, is clearly someone slightly more promising then an already hopeless cause and a hybreed mess."
  • Lord Cobra: "Well..... If I may, just because the High Council won't plan to, admeaditly go after them, that doesn't nessersarly imply they'll leave him alone. They may be, aware that he's respondsable of the growing left-behind populations in Skullian. They know that leaving any darkspawn lord with a growing darkspawn warrior army, especially of one of his caliber, is, considerably bad practice. The Arctitect is obviously planning to ignite a possable 3rd Cartoonian War, perhaps, even an invadtion to bald mountion to free Chernibog as a means to bust open the banished realms like a pinita! I'm just worried that, the Arctitect is destined to deal with, bad trouble, eventally, one way or another."
  • Mirage: "Abit of an extreme throey, Mang.... But I wouldn't exactly call it, way off either. I know those High Councilers are not COMPLETE cowerds. So we need to safely moniter The Arctitect and keep him safe from future High Council trouble. He's too good of an investment to pass up, Mang.... Is that, understood?"
  • Lord Cobra: Yes... I just have one final question.
  • Mirage: You may speak.
  • Lord Cobra:... You are aware that the High Council will also be angry that we disobeyed their orders to not go near Skullian Prime, right?
  • Mirage: We will deal with the backlash in good time. While we are no longer extremists like Junjie, it's times like that last mission where we needed to take risks. Now carry on your orders.
  • Lord Cobra: Yes, my liege! (Leaves)
  • Mirage:... (Sigh), Arcitect, you are a confusing and complex Darkspawn....

Equestia.

  • Sopony sat on the ground, looking at Sombor's statue.
  • Sopony: "Father..... I am.... Uncertain of what to do now. I am, more conflicted then ever. Those I thought were my enemies, saved me. They saved me from those idiot leagers and your ungrateful master. I.... I just don't know, what to believe anymore."
  • Shenzi: Alright, babe, the High Council has just arrived to decide your fate. (Sopony shivers in fear) Relax, lady! They said they ain't gonna do anything bad to you now that they know you're a...a neutral something or rather.
  • Sopony: A Neutral Lock Being.
  • Shenzi: Yeah, that! Just come with me, and we'll get started. (They arrive to see the Lodgers, the Equestrians, and the High Council)
  • Master Chao: Oh, wow! She's grown pretty big. I know this is the first time I actselly see her, but I had heard she was, smaller.
  • Yen Sid: And here I thought she was destroyed.
  • Ignitus: So she's supposed to be a Neutral Lock Being that has the potential to be purified completely?
  • Twilight: Yes. I can tell that she's not all evil inside. You guys have any ideas with what to do for her future?
  • Cyril: Well, it is a concerning subject to decide the fate of a half-Darkspawn. It's not that often we get to see a Neutral Lock Being. Some of which we were only able to change at a chance of 30%. That means it's less likely our agreement will turn out in her favor.
  • Celestia: We have decided that since she isn't entirely dark, then unlike her father, turning her into a pony can get rid of the morality illness. But we're not sure if it will or not, we've never done something like this before.
  • Twilight: Well, we have to try. This is her last day of being free of the illness. And we already promised that she wouldn't be turned to stone like her father.
  • Terrador: Sometimes promises are not worth keeping. But if it'll make her happy, we'll try our best to rid her of her tainted side.
  • Nightus: Changing pony tribes or turning people into ponies is indeed in our power, but if it's half-Darkspawn, it'll acquire more power than us.
  • Sopony is more afraid now. She is afraid that even when the Lougers did promise they won't turn her to stone, she knows that if the change doesn't work completely, she will share the same fate. But then, she sighed in accpetence.
  • Sopony: "Frankly.... I no longer care what happens to me. Any fate is better then being alone and waiting for death. I won't blame anyone, if fate forces you to reconsider the promise that.... (A tear is shed) IF, I am a lost cause."
  • The Baracudas and Mike looked on sad.
  • Sopony: "All I did was caused trouble anyway. Whatever happens to me, eliminates me as yet another headache the universe has to deal with."
  • Twilight:...I'm very proud of you for making this sacrifice, Sopony. Your father would surely be proud, too. And when you are a pony, I'll cast the dream spell on you so you can see him again.
  • Sopony:...Thank you, Princess! (Hugs her)...Alright, I'm ready.
  • Twilight: It might take 4 Alicorns to pull this off, so let's get started. (Celestia, Luna, Cadance, and Twilight begin the spell, and their energy coalesces into a large green and white ball of magical energy which swirls straight into Sopony, which brightens her skin, decreases her height, takes away her Alicorn wings, and a white flash erupts from her, and the whole screen goes white, and when it clears and the 4 Alicorns recover from the blast, they see the light is still shining around Sopony, and when the glow dissipates, she has turned into a red unicorn with brown hair)
  • Luna:...Sopony, are you okay?
  • Sopony: ".... Uggh..... I think so...... But I feel as if, I'm slightly, alot different then I was before I...... Hey, that weird booming demonic voice I had, it's, gone!"
  • Icky: "Your also De-Alicorned."
  • Sopony: "But, am I also, no longer incredability, hard to look at?"
  • Twilight: Yep. Now hold still so I can cast the dream spell on you. (She does that)...There.
  • Sopony:...That was it?
  • Twilight: Yeah. It was an easy spell to learn. So now when you fall asleep, you'll enter the same bliss realm that your father is in. You'll get to see each other again, and you don't have to worry about a morality illness anymore.
  • Sopony:...Thank you! (Hugs Twilight)
  • Twilight: Didn't you already do that?
  • Sopony: Yeah, but I felt like doing it again. Wait, how am I not rapidly aging? I been around for nearly a millendia. In mortal terms-
  • Luna: "We considered that. You asentually became a Demi-god now. Your less liable to expsearience, such inconviences like aging."
  • Applejack: So now that yer' one of us...what're ya gonna make of yourself?
  • Sopony:...I don't know yet. But I'm sure I'll find one.
  • Rainbow Dash: Yeah, but you'll need to find a cutie mark first.
  • Sopony: I know. I'm sure I'll be fine...as long as you ponies don't have a discrimination about cutie marks and crap.
  • Applejack:. Tecnecally no, we don't do that anymores, but they are still strict about giving jobs to Blank Flanks out of being unsure if your compident or not. You may have to ask my sister and her friends more about that. Speaking of which, when is Discord coming back from checking up on the--(Discord appears covered in apple pie)...WHOA!
  • Discord:...They got me! (Almost everyone laughs)
  • Applejack: (Laughs) How did they get you?
  • Discord: Well...

Cutaway

  • Discord sees that the Crusaders are trying a predictable laungh pie prank with a crudely made catapult.
  • Discord sighed.
  • Discord: "This feels like it can last almost till the time of a universe reborn. Or at least till those fillies grow up. And they deserve a better childhood then dedicated themselves to hopelessly try to prank me. Well, time for me to sallow my pride and take a pie to the face."
  • Discord proceeded to pretend to have no idea what is going on.
  • Scootaloo: Alright! On my mark! 3...2...1...FIRE! (They launch the pie straight towards Discord, and it actually hits him)
  • Discord: AAHH!!
  • Sweetie Belle: DIRECT HIT!! (The CMCs high-five)
  • Scootaloo: I told you we'd finally get payback on that Discord! I can't imagine the look on his face!
  • Applebloom: Yeah... Although it was really strange that he didn't notice it. Usually Discord reacts quicker to this kind of stuff.
  • Scootaloo: Oh, who cares, apple fritter, we finally got him! I can't wait to see the looks on Tiara and Spoon's faces when they hear we whooped a Draconequus! (Laughs hard)

Present

  • Applejack:...So you weren't really fooled, you just let them get back at you?
  • Discord: Yep. I'm sure they have better things to do than to just waste their playtime trying to get even with me. And...(Looks around)...Just between us...I brought this all up to Diamond Tiara and Silver Spoon just to get out of my chest how easy it was to fool them.
  • Applejack:...Ain't that a little harsh?
  • Discord: "I do have an anti-hero status, do I? Naterolly it means I can be abit of a jerk at times."
  • Rainbow Dash: "But won't that end up making them want to get even with you again?"
  • Discord: "..... Oh, rats. Do kids get tired of trying to pull pranks?"
  • Rarity: "Yes, but don't expect it to happen over-night."
  • Lord Shen: "(Laughs), well, Discord, it appears you might be stuck with dealing with vengeful tykes for a while now, eh? (Laughs)."
  • Discord frowned as Shen Laughed harder!

A minute later.

  • Shen was now a duck.
  • Lord Shen: ".... It was still worth it. NOW CHANGE ME BACK, YOU MISHAPER!?"
  • Don Mike: "Wait, if Sopony's not a half-demon aymores, does that mean her half demon magic that is keeping me young, I don't know, wears off or something?" (That suddenly happens) UHHHH!!!
  • Ed: "..... I take that as a yes see, Myah see, Myah."
  • Don Mike: "....... Rats....."
  • Cynder: Well, I guess it's back to the Davy Jones Penitentiary for you guys. AND THAT MEANS YOU, YOU B****!
  • Marina: (Tied up in ropes) Yeah, yeah, yeah, whatever! (Cynder slaps her) OW, OKAY, GEEZ!!
  • Sparx: Let's just hope we don't have to deal with your ugly face again, you big stack of fishcakes!
  • Marina: (All the fish criminals moan in disgust) UGH, THAT IS DISGUSTING!! DO YOU REALLY THINK WE FISH PEOPLE DON'T GET OFFENDED BY COMMENTS LIKE THAT?!?
  • Sparx: Too bad, because you're criminals, so I can say it whenever I wanna! Fishcakes, fishcakes, fishcakes, crabcakes, fish fillet, fish sticks, chicken of the sea, calamari, stuffed crab, fried oyster--(Mantis smacks him) OW!
  • Mantis: No need to overdo it, thank you very much!
  • Sparx: "Ok, ok! Sheesh......"

Epilogue

Davy Jones Pentatentery

  • Don Mike was back in his cell and with the parasites on him again.
  • Don Mike: "Well, at least I got my wish of just being able to be young again for only as long as it lasted. And, now, I'm actselly glad being retired, because being a crimeboss these days with those lougers around, can be a nightmare! I'm just sorry your courtcase feel short, Wexler."
  • Wexler: ".... I don't wanna talk about it. EVER!?"
  • Axle came back in.
  • Don Mike: ".... Axle? Whats are you doing here?"
  • Axle: "..... I came to ask, something, impourent, Mike..... About my parents.... What, did you have to do with them?"
  • Don Mike started to remember something, and gets a quick vision of two eels being tangled by a giant snake!
  • Don Mike snapped out of it!
  • Don Mike: "..... Trust me kid..... All I can say..... I'm not what your lookings for..... I however, was part of something even larger then my own mafia. Are you aware of, The Universeal Mafia Allience?"
  • Axle: "..... The most infamous scumbag collection ever.... My parents went after them?"
  • Don Mike: "Yeah, they was sent to bring down the Godfather of all Godfathers himself..... Crimelord Titan. Many of the known dons of the universe bowed to him. Heck, even the netourious Don Great W. Shark! The Allience has gone to Hiatus cause of the fall of more powerful dons like Don Porker and Don Le Mor! Me included, thanks to Juan! They and myself were considered, impourent benufactors. There's talk he's trying to get connections with another crimelord from that other fancy universe where everything is, futury. At least, as far as my outside contacts been telling me, of who are STILL, remaining anomamus!"
  • Axle: "..... Then I know who I am after now...... But not yet..... I am still needed to keep things in check for the moment. But when the time is right, I'll came back for you and those stupid Baracudas."
  • Don Mike: "Whoa, whoa, whoa, what for?"
  • Axle: "...... Cause someday, I plan to go after this, "Crimelord Titan", for what he may've done to my parents. And I need help of someone who knows about the Allience."
  • Don Mike: "Whoa kid! The Allience will punish me if I helped a cop go after them!"
  • Axle: "It's obvious those allience basturds don't seem to care THAT MUCH about ya, considering you've been turning old and becoming parasite chow! It seems fair that when the time is right, you return the favor!"
  • Don Mike: "...... Why not now though?"
  • Axle: "...... Your rediculiously expendsive now, espeically considering that Sopony kid busted ya out. I want to wait until that mess dies out long enough for the bail to decresise to an amount my old friend's trust fund can afford. But for now, all I can do is talk. And now, I'm finished. And finally too, cause that old face, is starting to get to me."
  • Axle walked off.
  • Don Mike: "..... I am a dead fish."

Skullian Prime.

  • The Silluette of the Architect is seen sitting on the thrown, watching the Sombor statue being returned to the museum.
  • ???: "My dear, former student.... I, was horrendusly, close. I was close, of finally being rid of the only true link of your illment, and freeing you.... Now..... Now your gonna be further encouraged of your, nonsense.... Now, your only true hope..... Is if, Chernibog and Malefor, are both freed, and united, for what would become.... the 3rd war..... And this time.... The High Council..... Will have, no hope, to succeed. And I'll see to it, that those meddlesome Lougers, pay the price, for robbing me of my chance, to make you embrace true evil.... TWICE!? I may be abit, polite.... But I am just as vicious and vengeful as any other Darkspawn..... And I am, just as punishing, to interfearors. And already, to discourage those misfit fools from seeking me out soon, I will orkinstraight, many upcoming troubles for them.... (Laughs), yessssssssssss. And I already, ensure, that a very speical surprise, approuches Equestia soon."
  • The Silluette laughed as the scene faded to show a space train heading to Equestia.

End?

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