Dark Dragon's Big Return

Dark Dragon's Big Return is the 34th Episode of Season 3B of SpongeBob and Friends Adventures Chronicles. The reason for Dark Dragon's massive inactivity has been revealed, besides dealing with routine rebellion issues from the Matoran of the Scourge Rebellion, as he had been planning something big, plus his fights against the Scourge Rebellion have allowed him plenty of time to upgrade his Bionicle armies, and even train his own members. Taiku and his brother Haku have come to the Lodgers to tell them that their father, Dark Dragon, has returned to his homeworld with a secret plot to unleash powerful and unstoppable automatons from times when Makuta himself tormented the world's mythical community. They must now team up with Dark Dragon's native enemies, the American Dragon Jake Long, 15 years older, and his family, as well as with the Jungle Crew thanks to Fu Dog being one of them, who have also changed since the obscurity of LionKingRulez, and stop him from awakening a great secret of Makuta himself, and the one thing that got Dark Dragon in the Fang Empire to begin with. They must even bring in Fang and Othello to help, as it's time for him to confront Dark Dragon at last. Dark Dragon has exhausted a lot of absence in this plan, and he views he must come back in style, by unleashing what these new automatons can do. Now it's time to see what both the new Shell Lodge Squad and the until-now-obscured Dark Dragon Scourge can truly do. And with things proven very complicated, they might need an unexpected ace in the hole, in the most unlikely of places: Yan Yan.

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Chapter 1: The Dark Dragon Scourge Empire Returns

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• The Scourge Imperials were seen up to something as they were transporting something into one of their ships.
• Dark Dragon: COME ON, PUT YOUR BACKS INTO IT! IT'S BEEN YEARS SINCE WE ACTUALLY DID ANYTHING OUT THERE FOR ONCE!! AND NO, WE'RE NOT COUNTING CAMEOS OR COLLABORATIONS WITH OTHER VILLAIN TEAMS?!
• Krekka: We doing the best we can, boss!
• Nidhiki: Pfft, you wouldn't know the best we can if it tore off your head and reattached it.
• Chang: WELL DO IT HARDER!!
• Mercurymon: Chang, please, calm yourself.
• Meng Tao: Heh, she's always been this cranky since her redesign.
• Mercurymon: MENG! What did I say about breaking the fourth wall?
• Meng Tao: Hey, we were all thinking it. But, SHE'S RIGHT! YOU ALL BETTER TRY HARDER! THOSE SCOURGE REBELS ARE THE REASON WE NEVER DID ANYTHING ALL THESE YEARS!! THE VILLAIN LEAGUE AND TEAM NEFARIOUS HAVE BEEN HOGGING THE SPOTLIGHT OF EVIL BECAUSE OF THEM!! And as Dark Dragon stated, CAMEOS AND COLLABORATIONS DON'T COUNT?!
• Nidhiki: Well, you know the Toa. For being basically taller Matoran, they are relentless.
• Dark Dragon: ENOUGH EXCUSES! YOU BETTER FIND A WAY TO DO SOMETHING, OR SO HELP ME, I AM GOING TO KILL AND PAINFULLY REASSEMBLE THE FIRST MACHINE I SEE!!!
• Zhou Dan: "Well since you said "Machine", I  suppose that means we organic members can take a break then-"
• Dark Dragon: "ANY ORGANIC MEMBERS GETTING CUTE WILL BE MAULED INTO A MEAT PILE?!"
• Zhou Dan: "EEEK, FIGURES YOU WERE GONNA CORRECT YOURSELF?!"
• Hundun: "Wow, have the years of inactivity been that bad?"
• Flintheart: "Clearly so if the scaly lizard is this irritable."
• Mercurymon: "Then you all would do well to not aggravate it and GET TO WORK?!" (Everyone scattered and did it as Toa were seen ravaging their defenses)
• Dark Dragon: ERRGH!! All these years upgrading our own power, and yet, THESE meddling machines keep us from going any further. The debauchery with the Community Service of Star Butterfly didn't helped much and given that rebellion issue a boost! I can't even LEAVE my own base without leaving my own home vulnerable! The moment I go on a plan outside this world, BAM, they wreck it and we lose everything!
• Bananas B: Maybe, it wasn't very smart to make our headquarters here.
• Dark Dragon: Blame Fang back when he was in charge, he had to pick the most obvious basis for this group ever!
• Bananas B: Can't you just make the headquarters mobile? I mean, we DO have a Darkspawn of machinery's power in our grasp.
• Dark Dragon: I tried, but every attempt, the Toa just keep destroying it. These machines are like a PESTILENCE! One so bad, we haven't DONE anything evil since Equestria, AND NO, I AM NOT COUNTING CAMEOS OR COLLABORATIONS WITH THE OTHER TWO VILLAIN TEAMS OR WHAT HAVE YOU!! I MEANT LIKE, THE CLASSIC ACTS THAT MADE US UNIQUE, AND, NOT JUST A BUNCH OF EXTRAS!! WE'RE ONE OF THE BIG FIVE, AND WE HAVEN'T DONE ANYTHING SERIOUSLY HARDCORE!! SO, IF ANYONE HAS AN IDEA TO FINALLY GET US BACK IN VILLAINOUS SHAPE AGAIN, I'D LIKE TO HEAR IT!!
• Anti-Cosmo: "You know, D.D., at least count your blessings it's just those glorified biomechanical super-heroes you have to worry about and not your old nemesis in your native world! (Dark Dragon looked as if he got an epiphany) I mean like, the worse hero that came out of that world was like the dog sidekick he had, but it was for a different group not even connected to the Lodgers directly! So really, you're just having a bad attitude for no real reason-"
• Dark Dragon: "Jake Long, has never left my old homeworld......"
• Anti-Cosmo: ".... Well, yes, that's what I litterally said about a few moments ago."
• Dark Dragon:...
• Anti-Cosmo:... Did I say something wrong? Please tell me I didn't say something wro-
• Dark Dragon: ANTI-COSMO, YOU ARE A GENIUUUUS!!!!
• Anti-Cosmo: Uh... I am?
• Dark Dragon: NOBODY would EVER suspect that I go back to my homeworld. I MEAN, WHO WOULD?!? At this point, everyone assumed I have BETTER things to do. But, I just got a glorious idea! We have upgraded our forces GREATLY! So, what better way to test it out, with little suspecting us, even the Rebellion, THAN BY REIGNITING MY ORIGINAL PLANS?!?
• Chang: You mean, you want to have our homeworld's mythological community take it all over again, even when that Jake kid beat you three times?
• Mercurymon: You know, you never actually told us how you got out of your third and supposedly final defeat. Last time we checked, you were stuck in some Hong Kong Dragon Temple for a thousand years because Jake, his family, including his human father who JUST found out about his wife's secret dragon heritage, his friends, his girlfriend whom he tried and failed miserably to get memories back after some... Unrelated mission involving the destruction of the Huntsclan... AND the ENTIRE Dragon Council, got you stuck there. How exactly did you escape?
• Meng Tao: Yeah, that's a good question. Fang didn't really seem to have the ability to resurrect... Did he? I mean, is there ANYONE in our ranks who were dead before Fang got us together?