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Darkness Qui's Last Stand is the 24th Episode of Season 3A of the SpongeBob and Friends Adventures Chronicles series. With all her plans to united the villain teams from beginning to end destroyed, and dealing with the ultimate pain of discovering that she's not what she believed herself to be, Darkness Qui is still unnaturally depressed, and has forsaken any plans to bring the Villains Act back through uniting the villain teams together since it was not what she was meant to do. Now she is under the protection of her 'father' Eagle-Beak, as well as Sing Jin Sue, the broken-out several broken out assusiates of Qui and the resurrected Xerxes XX and his forces. They, along with Narcotic, Celisus and QP, have created armies upon armies of Qui Drones and set magical and technological defenses around the Pyramid to protect it from the upcoming crusades of the High Council/AUU Grand Council Alliance, the finest heroes of both UUniverses, The Villain League, The Scourge Imperials, Team Nefarious, a VA-inspired reminant group, and the Mafia Alliance who have sent an army of deadly mercenaries lead by the notorious Crangor the Merciless. All of these people have different needs for Qui, yet because of the League delaying the Shell Lodgers with Freddy Fried Khicken, Mang unknowingly just open the floodgates of a new world of trouble, in which that is giving the Deserta Bandits' leader, Scor-Pan, the opportunity he had been waiting for. After a close-call, Scor-Pan told Qui that the pyramid she used as her hideout actually belonged to a powerful priestlord named Amutt, who had been sealed up along with his family and the mummy army he created after he foreseen a prophecy that a scarlet dragon would come and help him bring 'true enlightenment' to the UUniverses by conquest. Given a new purpose, Qui agrees to find Amutt and fulfill this prophecy. She awakens Amutt and his undead army and begin their plans. This scared off the crusading heroes and villains, and Qui and Amutt set forth the path of conquest. The armies began to attack the Dragon Realms at the exact moment the Lodgers defeated Freddy, and hope quickly becomes lost. Cynder then decides that she must confront Qui and finally beat her off of the insanity Amutt encouraged on her. But in trying to do so, she constantly gets more visions in her head reminding her of her past with her, causing her to question more and more where she came from, who she was, and what she could possibly become. Can Cynder be able to top Qui once more, and be able to stop a supposely unstoppable new age?

Transcript

THE MUMMY Soundtrack Main theme

THE MUMMY Soundtrack Main theme

Intro (The Mummy Main Theme)

Chapter 1: The Deserta Crusades

Deserta, After Qui's Last Defeat

  • Qui was alone and crying on her throwne.
  • Eagle-Beak walked in.
  • Eagle-Beak: "..... Quidilin?"
  • Darkness Qui: "..... What do you want?"
  • Eagle-Beak: "....... I brought someone to, repent his mistakes with you. He insists that he was just as much a puppet to them as you were... He means his sincereiest regrets."
  • Darkness Qui: "Who?"
  • ???: "Your grace.... I'm, truely sorry for this."
  • A familier Salamander Figure stood next to Eagle-Beak.
  • ???: "I want to give you, a powerful apology gift. With the Professor's help, I was able to require your great machine, and already, my magicly reserected forces are rebuilding your great behenmoth, to protect you from those that now seek your power. Your among true friends, Qui."
  • Darknes Qui: "...... Xe?"
  • The music gets dramatic as the figure reveils himself as Xerxes.
  • Xerxes: ".... Yes, Qui..... It's me...."
  • Darkness Qui's sadness turns into quick anger!
  • Darkness Qui: "YOU BASTURD?! WHY DID YOU HELPED THOSE, MONSTERS TAKE AWAY MY FAMILY?! WHY?!"
  • Xerxes: "Qui, please, I didn't know any better at the time, I was so blinded by the loss of my own family that, it allowed those unrightious basturds to control me, I-"
  • Darkness Qui jumped from her throwne, charging and roaring at Xerxes!
  • Xerxes: "QUI, PLEASE, WAIT!"
  • Darkness Qui: (Grabs him by the throat)... WHY THE HELL DID EAGLE-BEAK EVEN RESURRECT YOU?!? You're nothing to me anymore! THE WHOLE VILLAINS ACT MEANS NOTHING TO ME ANYMORE!!!
  • Eagle-Beak: Qui, you put Xerxes back down this instant!
  • Sgt. Crush: Yes, or do I have to bring out my disintegration rifles on you? (Takes out a disintegration rifle)
  • Eagle-Beak: (Slaps Crush) IDIOT! I said no violence on Qui! Qui, please, just put him down! He just came to apologize.
  • Darkness Qui: Apology NOT accepted! He's a Villains Act villain, and he deserves to be as DEAD as it!
  • Eagle-Beak: (Immobilizes Qui and she lets go of Xerxes as he gasps for air)...Look, Qui, I know discovering your true origins are a lot to take in, but you need to step up. You can still do great things in the villain community.
  • Darkness Qui: I don't think I was MEANT to be a villain, Mr. Eagle-Beak--
  • Eagle-Beak: Please, call me father.
  • Qui: YOU'RE NOT MY FATHER!!! YOU'RE JUST SOMEONE WHO USED ME!!!
  • Eagle-Beak: I was going to raise you to be a hero, Qui! I didn't wanted you to become a villain either. You only became a villain because we were both separated. I became a villain because I lost you, AND I only wanted to protect Equestria from Nightmare Moon! I thought nopony else besides Celestia could be powerful enough to defeat her. And she might not even be enough!
  • Qui: Well, you wasted your time! I could've been given a greater purpose in the Dragon Realms. Where did you even find my egg, anyway?
  • Eagle-Beak: THAT'S your biggest question? I found you as a surviving egg in a home destroyed by the planets native warmongering apes! I adopted you. I gave you all the love I could give to you. You enjoyed being loved. I knew you were destined for great things.
  • Darkness Qui: So you want me to be a hero now? After you said I could do better in the VILLAIN community?
  • Eagle-Beak: I didn't say that, did I? The world broke us apart! They dared to interfere with our happy lives. That's why I'm asking you to join me in my quest for revenge.
  • Darkness Qui: NEVER! I don't care how much love you gave me, I've moved on! I found a life that was just as good as the one you would've given me. And I preferred it far better than being told that I was a prodigy. I don't WANT to be by your side. Especially since you're evil! I'm never doing evil, not now, not ever again!
  • Eagle-Beak: Qui, please, I'm sure we can figure this out.
  • Darkness Qui: Forget it! I've already spoken! Just get out of here!
  • Xerxes: But... What will you do, your grace? Everyone knows where you're hiding, and there's a good chance that the heroes aren't the only ones who are after you. Eagle-Beak here admitted you were a legendary breed of these universes versons of Zewinsaurs in front of a live camera footage. The entire UUniverses know you're a legendary breed! The villains you tried to unite are going to go nuts looking for you!
  • Darkness Qui: The drones can protect me! Especially the G-50 NovaTitan. Much appreciated that you retrieved it for me, but that doesn't change anything. I made an oath not to do evil again, and I'm sure as hell going to keep it!
  • Eagle-Beak: "Qui, please! The Villain teams have armies that can reduse the drones into nothing! Even this, Nova Titan will be destroyed by a leage monstrosity or some death ray from Nefarious! You need us more then ever!"
  • Xerxes: "Qui, please... I'm sorry for everything, I'm truely am. I.... I know what it feels like to have your family unfairly taken from you for a stupid reason! The Secret Founders malmitulated the Sea Squrils to actselly get upset their old water tower broke from one of my parents' pranks! Now, as much of a historic landmark it was, it wasn't usually THAT big of a deal the stupid thing broke! Heck, the tower has an infamous history of just breaking apart out of nowhere or cause of a stupid ship accsident! WHY, was my parents' prank any different!? But I'm off track. Qui, my beloved, please. By all means, forsaken the Villains Act like I had proudly did, and you don't have to enjoy the dark path anymore, but please.... The Light path will never forgive us for our actions. Redemption at this point is.... Beyond impossable. We're.... We're the closet to people that'll ever be able to accept you."
  • Darkness Qui: "I DON'T CARE!? LEAVE, ME, ALONE?!"
  • Darkness Qui flew away from Eagle-Beak and Xerxes, perching herself on a statue.
  • Xerxes: ".... Qui! There's something I wanted to give to you for a long time now! I, was gonna give it to you after I had seen through my blind ambitions to destroy the sea squirls, but... That is no longer my path. Qui.... (Bings out a small black box, and reveils a beautiful jeweled alternate ring)..."
  • Qui looked to see what Xerxes was holding, and driven by curiousity, flew back down from the statue and landed where Xerxes was.
  • Xerxes: "..... Qui, your the most beautiful creature of, any, united universes. This Universe, the Universe I came from, any other possable universes. Uh, there were gonna be alot of lines related to the Villains Act, but, I have to cut them out for obvious reasons.... Qui, will you, embrace my hand in marriage?"
  • Darkness Qui was both touched but... Was too sadden by certain events to accept.
  • Darkness Qui: "...... I can't...... I just.... Can't......"
  • Xerxes looked as if he's heart-broken.
  • Darkness Qui then turned away from him.
  • Darkness Qui: "Both of you, just, please..... Leave."
  • Xerxes stared sadly, and began to shed tears.
  • Eagle-Beak comferted Xerxes.
  • Eagle-Beak: "It's, best to leave her be. She needs time to think her life over."
  • Eagle-beak leads Xerxes, Xu Boom and a disappointed Sargent Crush away.
  • Celisus and Narcotic were watching in sadness.
  • Celisus: "... Come on, you virus collecting knuckle-head, let's spare Qui of our own presence."
  • Narcotic: "But, I wanted to tell her that I don't blame her for freaking out."
  • Celisus: "It'll have to be under better circumstances.... Now come on, let's just leave."
  • The two left.
  • QP was the only one who wasn't leaving, and entered to confront Qui.
  • QP: ".... Quidilen.... I'm sorry for not telling you this sooner. I wasn't able to break free of the protocals until now. Please. By all means, have remorse for the violence you commited. But please.... The Heroes will never forgive us for what we did.... We're nothing but outcasts now.... We only have eachother now... Quidilen. I want to see you more then just a partner.... I want to see you.... As a friend....."
  • Darkness Qui: "..... You, tried to kill me back in that cyberconnected park...."
  • QP: "Ugh, THAT was because you used to be a glory-hogging idiot back then?! And from being corrupted by getting too much vast knowledge from Dino Comp. Look, point is, we both changed since then! Your far from the same idiot, and I'm far from.... Being entirely murderious. Quidlilen, please. Don't hate us for what the Founders did.... And don't reject Xerxes for being just as much as victim to them as you are. Those basturds, took his parents through turning the sea squirls into idiots! By all means, be mad at THEM! But don't reject him for this.... Qui.... Give us a chance."
  • Darkness Qui: "QP, just LEAVE ME alone, and bother someone else?! GO?!"
  • QP: "..... (Sigh)..... As you ordered, Quidilen...."
  • QP walked away.
  • Darkness Qui sighed sadly, and left her throwne.

Outside the Pyrimid.

  • Darkness Qui left the Pyrimid as Metavincemanders that served Xerxes began building a generator.
  • Darkness Qui flew off and headed for a near-by oasis to be by herself.
  • Darkness Qui came to the water's edge, laid down and began to cry.
  • Philomena sees this and flew off.

5 hours later.

  • Eagle-Beak was with the recently freed by his Magic, Hank, Anima, Batula, Loogar, and Commander Sting'nBite.
  • Eagle-Beak: "I have recruited you all because you all at some point fought in the same side as Quidilen."
  • Loogar: "Ok, so, again.... Qui was actselly a genecticly altered adopted daughter of yours?"
  • Hank: "Wait, but, what happened to that "Zewinablahblah" stuff?"
  • Eagle-Beak: "It's "Zewinsaur" and, it was never true!"
  • Anima: "Well I felt as if I was sort've ripped-off then."
  • Sting'nBite: "I CAN'T BELIEVE THOSE SECRET FOUNDER ASSHOLES DID THIS TO HER?! AFTER ALL SHE DID FOR MY PEOPLE AND FOR THEM, SHE WAS LIED TO THIS ENTIRE TIME?!"
  • Batula: "Oh, I would SO SUCK THEIR BLOOD AND SPIT IT IN THEIR FACES IF I EVER MEET THEM?!"
  • Loogar: "Oh, I would do WORSE THEN THAT IF I EVER MET THE BLIIGHTERS!?"
  • Hank: "Yeah man, seriously not cool!?"
  • Anima: "I WOULD EAT THEIR SOULS!?"
  • Sting'nBite: "I WOULD STING THEM UNTIL THEY BLEED TO DEATH!? OR DIE FROM A POSSABLE ALERGET REACTIO- Oh wait, my peoples' venom's a shut-in.... THEN I'LL JUST DO THE FIRST THING?!"
  • Xerxes came in.
  • Xerxes: "Calm yourselves, you vengence seeking maniacs. I share your resentment to them as well, but we have FAR more impourent things now. We must keep Qui safe from the crusades that are after her. We need your various powers, strenghs, and other quilities to keep her safe."
  • Loogar: "(Laughs smugly). And who are you suppose to be, Salamander boy?"
  • Xerxes with surprising speed and prowless grabbed Loogar's arm, forced it behind his back and pulled on it!
  • Loogar: "GAOOOOOOOOOOOW?!"
  • Xerxes: "I, AM LORD XERXES XX?! ONCE RULER OF THE METAVINCEMANDER EMPIRE, AND WILL BE RESPECTED, AS SUCH, BEAST!? YOU WILL LEARN TO RESPECT ME AS YOUR SUPERIOR AND OBEY EVERY SINGLE ORDER?! IS THAT CLEAR!?"
  • Loogar: "OK OK, SURE, WHATEVER!? JUST CUT IT OUT WITH THE ARM PULLING?!"
  • Xerxes refrains.
  • Xerxes: "Good. Anyone else has any questions?"
  • Batula: "Oh yes, what time is the lunch?"
  • Xerxes intensely stares at Batula, scaring him!
  • Silence.
  • Xerxes: ".... That's, more like it."
  • QP came in worried!
  • QP: "PROFESSOR!? QUIDILEN IS GONE?!"
  • Eagle-Beak: ".... No..... NO?!"

Oasis.

  • Darkness Qui was still crying.
  • ???: "Qui...."
  • Darkness Qui looked to see Princess Celestia.
  • Darkness Qui: "..... Please.... Don't hurt me.... I'm sorry for all the pain I caused you, but.... I'm not the same anymore, I want to change. I.... I promise I won't do anymore awful things again, I.... I just want to have a normal life. Just, please.... I'm sorry."
  • Darkness Qui flinched and sobbed, when Celestia got closer.
  • Darkness Qui: "NO!? PLEASE?! DON'T HURT ME?!"
  • But all Celestia did was give a gentle touch.
  • Darkness Qui looked with confusion.
  • Celestia: "..... No more harm shall be done today."
  • ???: "Well aren't WE assumsuious?"
  • Celestia and Qui gasped to see Mang, Junjie, Chrysalis, Clayton, and other leagers come from the bushes.
  • Cobra: "But if you don't mind.... We'll be taking the Scarlet Dragon now."
  • ???: "Why yes, you all ARE ASSUMSUIOUS?!"
  • Xerxes came riding in on his battle-scared Skaleadon armed with his spector!
  • Cobra: "..... And, you are.....?"
  • Xerxes: "I, AM LORD XERXES XX, THE-"
  • Junjie: "WHOA WHOA WHOA BACK UP?! YOU MEAN THE SAME XERXES WHO TRIED TO KILL ABUNCH OF ALIEN SQUIRLS?!"
  • Xerxes: "That Xerxes is no more! What you see is a reborned amfibian! I only wish to protect Qui!"
  • Clayton: "(Chuckles gently).... I think it's safe to assume he's one of Eagle-Beak's new allies."
  • Chrysalis: "Well, didn't think the professor would bring back a genisideal maniac to work for him. Ya think that griffin would know better."
  • Xerxes: "HE CHANGED ME OF THOSE WAYS AND NOW THE ONLY DEATHS I WOULD SEEK IS THOSE THAT REFUSE TO LEAVE QUI ALONE?! AND IT WILL BE TO BOTH VILLAINS, (ANGERLY TO CELESTIA) AND HEROES?! SO STAND BACK FROM QUI AT ONCE AND LEAVE HER ALONE?!"
  • Junjie: "YOU AND YOUR OVER-SIZE ABOMINATION DON'T SCARE US?!"
  • ???: "WELL MAYBE WE DO?!"
  • Loogar jumped from nowhere and pounced on Junjie!
  • Loogar: "I WANT TO KNOW WHAT A FOXES' LIVER TASTE LIKE?!"
  • Chrysalis: "LOOGAR?! HE'S BROUGHT BACK LOOGAR TO-"
  • Anima processes Chrysalis!
  • Chrysalis: "AHHHHHHHH?! MOMMY?! PLEASE!? STOP HURTING ME!?"
  • Anima's voice: "AHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA!? CONSIDER THIS MY REVENGE FOR FORSAKING ME, LEAGERS?!"
  • Dr. Facilier: "AW COME ON ANIMA, NOT COOL! WE DIDN'T HAD A CHOICE AT THE TIME?!"
  • Anima's voice: "OBEY LORD XERXES' DEMANDS, OR I WILL HAVE HER SOUL?!"
  • Junjie: "YOU DON'T HAVE THE BALLS, YOU WASH-OUT?!"
  • Anima's vocie: "Oh no?"
  • Chrysalis cries uncontrolably until it appears she's about to die!
  • Cobra: "CHRYLY?! PLEASE ANIMA, NO?! WE'RE SORRY FOR FORSAKING YOU?! PLEASE?! DON'T KILL MY BEAUTIFUL CHANGLING!?"
  • Hank judo kicks Mang down!
  • Hank: "SO GET LOST ALREADY, ASSHOLE?!"
  • Clayton: "WHY YOU LITTLE-"
  • Batula steals Clayton's shotgun!
  • Clayton: "WHAT THE-"
  • Batula laughs!
  • Batula: "I HAVE YOUR BOOM-BOOM STICK, HUMAN!?"
  • Clayton: "GIVE THAT BACK, YOU ANNOYING, TRANSVILVAINIAN TRASH?! OR I WILL-"
  • Sting'nBite painfully stings Clayton in the back!
  • Clayton falls down on the floor and faints!
  • Junjie: "OFF OF ME, YOU FILTHY, DISGUSTING, (PUNCHES LOOGAR IN THE NOSE) BEAST?!"
  • Loogar growls angerly!
  • Junjie: ".... Oh no."
  • Loogar begans to bite into Junjie's gut and rips out his liver!
  • Junjie gave a blood-curtling scream!
  • Darkness Qui: "STOP IT?! STOP IT, YOU ANIMALS?!"
  • Celestia: "Qui, please, while we still have the chance, we need to-"
  • Xerxes' Skaleadon bites into Celestia's wing as nausiating bone cracks are heard, causing Celestia to scream!
  • Xerxes: "GOOD GIRL, SONICA?! NOW, GRAB QUI AND LET US RETREAT!?"
  • Sonica the Skaleadon looks at Qui!
  • Darkness Qui: "NO! WHY DID YOU HURT HER?! SHE JUST WANTED TO-"
  • Sonica grabbed Qui and flew off!
  • Hank, Batula, Sting'nBite, Loogar eating Junjie's liver, and Anima, desiding not to take Chrysalis' soul, all escaped!
  • Cobra stared intensely.
  • Cobra: "So, the professor wants to play rough, eh? The leage will be more then happy to obliged, Professor. We have to return to camp, restore Clayton and Junjie to full health, and be ready for battle by dawn."
  • The Leagers leave with their wounded.
  • Celestia, healing her wing, only stared sadly at the retreating villains with Qui.
  • Celestia: ".... Eagle-Beak, I know you just wanted to keep her safe, but now, she's in more danger then ever."

The Pyrimid.

  • Eagle-Beak: "QUI, WHAT WERE YOU DOING OUT ALONE UNSUPERVISED?!"
  • Darkness Qui: "I WANTED A PRIVATE PLACE TO CRY?!"
  • Eagle-Beak: "BUT YOU WERE ON THE VERGE OF BEING CAPTURED BY CELESTIA AND THE LEAGERS?! ON TOP OF THAT, YOU WERE ON THE BRINK OF GOING OFF WITH CELESTIA?! ARE YOU MAD?! SHE'S PART OF THE CRUSADE THAT WANTS YOU DEAD, QUI!?"
  • Darkness Qui: "SHE DIDN'T ACTED LIKE IT, PROFESSOR?!"
  • Eagle-Beak: ".... Maybe not Celestia herself... I known her well enough for that. BUT IT'S THE REST OF THEM I CAN'T TRUST!? ESPEICALLY NOT THE GRAND COUNCIL WOMAN VAINIANA!? SHE IS CONSIDERING HAVING YOU DEAD, QUI?!"
  • Darkness Qui: "YOU'RE JUST TRYING TO SCARE ME TO BE EVIL AGAIN!?"
  • Eagle-Beak: "FAR FROM IT?! True! The Counciler is open to spareing people, but trouble is, A Slimeballian named Sourball is not?! He is respondsable for making the act of even owning an Intensifier Cannon illegal and unrealisticly punishable by death! That bastrud is threatening Vainiana's position in goverment if he doesn't get to see you dead, Qui!"
  • Darkness Qui: "HOW DO I KNOW YOUR NOT JUST MAKING SHIT UP!?"
  • Eagle-Beak: ".... Scor-Pan! Is your spy falcon back yet?"
  • Scor-Pan came in with such a falcon.
  • Scor-Pan: "Yes indeed, professor."
  • Eagle-Beak takes the falcon.
  • Eagle-Beak: "Qui, stare straight into the eyes of this bird!"
  • Darkness Qui: "..... Are you sure you haven't been out in the sun for too long?"
  • Eagle-Beak: "THIS, is a magical bird, Qui! From Scor-Pan's orbs! Now, LOOK AT THE BIRD'S EYES?!"
  • Darkenss Qui: "I'm old enough to have the right to say no."
  • Eagle-Beak: ".... LOOGAR, COMMANDER STING, HELP QUI LOOK INTO THE BIRD'S EYES!?"
  • Looger and Sting'nbite grabbed Qui and held her down.
  • Eagle-Beak: Qui, just look into them. I promise you what I say is true. If you really want to be safe, then do it.
  • Darkness Qui:... (Sighs) Very well. (Looks into them)

Vision

  • Sourball: VAINIANA, HOW DARE YOU LET THAT CRIMINAL SLIME LIVE?!?
  • Grand Councilwoman: It needed to be done. Don Slime has no memory of ever using the illegal firearm, and it would be dishonorable to execute him for something he doesn't remember he did. And even then, he only gotten it as a gift, so he doesn't know how to get another one on his own without the Mafia Allience's aide. Trust me, Don Slime was at best, an idiot that had an unfortunate choice of weapons, and not someone like Maraxus Junior.
  • Sourball: You know something, Vainiana? You've been going soft on all these criminals for a while now, and I've had it! You're not taking your job as councilor seriously. You're not enforcing the law the proper way.
  • Grand Councilwoman: SOMETIMES THE LAW IS JUST A PIECE OF PAPER, SOURBALL! Surely a councilor like you should know that. What if YOU had no memory of using an illegal firearm, would that give us a right to execute you?
  • Sourball: Well, I'm NOT Don Slime! I'm sorry, but this is your last chance. If you don't take this position anymore seriously, then I'm just gonna have to remove your position as Grand Councilwoman!
  • Grand Councilwoman:... Outrageous! You have no right to-
  • Sourball: Oh, I have no right? Was I not the one who helped you gain this position in the first place? Was it not me who put my full trust in you for ridding the Galactic Federation of terrorism caused by awful terrorists like the Maraxus Grip?
  • Grand Councilwoman: Well... I...
  • Sourball: Yes, I did! I gave you your position, and you DARE to question that?... Last chance, Vainiana! Improve, or you're out! You are dismissed!
  • Grand Councilwoman: But sir-
  • Sourball: AWAY WITH YOU!!... (The Grand Councilwoman left)...

Present

  • Darkness Qui:...
  • Eagle-Beak: Do you believe me now?
  • Darkness Qui: "..... HOW DOES THAT HAVE ANYTHING TO DO WITH-"
  • Eagle-Beak: "Maybe not nessersarly you, but think about it! Vainiana will be forced by that beastly alien snail to take your life, just to make him happy, even when he's only a minor member of the council and that his threats are meaningless!"
  • Darkness Qui: "... Well, if he's so insignifigent, then there's no worry in defying him."
  • Eagle-Beak: "That's the problem with the Galactic Federation! They're nothing but rules! And many aliens have felt uneasy with her ever since she wasn't decidisvely punishing to an idiot sciencetist and an abominable creation of his that was meant to be a leager weapon! And not being absolute on ending the life of a mutanted Crimelord served to worsen it! Your death, is her redemption that she's still tough and remorseless to people like us, Qui!"
  • Darkness Qui: "Well, you're a magical creature right? Can't you just malmitulate the aliens to have him impeached out of office?"
  • Eagle-Beak: "AND RISK BEING WANTED FOR MALMITULATING GOVERMENTAL AFFAIRS?! It's not that easy Qui! Sourball would only be disposed of if he was discovered to be a murderious, violent hypocrite that, I don't know, only wanted Terrorists dead so he can sell their souls to terrorist groups and revive them for money and had the Intensifier Cannon made deadly illegal so he can get away with his sceme and intentionally orginstraighted those usurpers and terrorists to use the blasted things originally meant to be some form of greater good turned into a basturdised weapon!?"
  • Darkness Qui: "But still, if the High Council themselves never bowed to him before, they're not going to now?!"
  • Eagle-Beak: "I may not doubt that, but I can't risk it either?! It's clear you need even MORE time to think it through! Qui, for your own protection, YOU ARE FORBIDDEN TO LEAVE THIS PYRIMID!? ESPEICALLY SINCE WE ARE LIKELY TO BE FACING A HUGE BATTLE?! Qui Program! Eschort Qui to her room now!"
  • QP: "Yes Professor. Quidilen, come."
  • Darkness Qui only stared upset with Eagle Beak, as Loogar and Stingn'bite nudged her to get moving.
  • Xerxes: "Qui, please understand. He just doesn't want to lose you again."
  • Darkness Qui: "HOW DARE YOU ALLOWED THAT BEAST TO HURT CELESTIA?!"
  • Xerxes: "Please, you heard what the Professor said, I-"
  • Loogar and Stingn'bite moved Qui along.
  • Xerxes sighed sadly.
  • Sargent Crush: "Seriously? Even when you saved her ass, she acts ungrateful?"
  • Xerxes: "She can't help it, Crush! She just discovered her life was a lie! Alchourse she's gonna act, like this. She just needs time to cope."
  • Sargent Crush sighed.
  • Sargent Crush: "I know sir. I know. I get where she's coming from, but still. Ya think she'd understand that you legitamently cared for her and changed. Heck, even I gave up my sea squirl hate. Though I won't forgive the greedy basturds for the life of me!"
  • Xerxes: "She only needs to cope, Sargent. Once she does, she'll understand. Now, dawn is for another 6 hours. It will soon be time for battle. We must make the sheild generator ready."
  • Sargent Crush: "Yes sir!"

Darkness Qui's Room

  • Darkness Qui: (Sobs softly)... What am I supposed to do now?
  • ???: Here's a thought. You can come with me.
  • Darkness Qui:... Scor-Pan? (Scor-Pan appears)
  • Scor-Pan: Yes, I have come because there's something grand you can do for the UUniverses.
  • Darkness Qui:... What is it? Because if it's evil, then count me out, I swore never to do evil again.
  • Scor-Pan: I assure you, this is not something I'd consider evil.
  • Darkness Qui: How do I know you're not a confused soul?
  • Scor-Pan: Because with this new position, you could become a hero to people everywhere! You could bring true enlightenment to all of us, and purge the UUniverses of villainy.
  • Darkness Qui:... Really?
  • Scor-Pan: Yes. Just come with me, and all the answers will be revealed.
  • Darkness Qui: "But.... I'm not allowed to leave the Pyrimid.
  • Scor-Pan: "No need to! You have been in the sacred pyrimid of Amutt entire time!"
  • Darkness Qui:... Wait, you knew I was hiding in that mutt's place this whole time, and didn't say anything?
  • Scor-Pan: I thought this would be the best time to tell you.
  • Darkness Qui: "....Well, then, where is he? Why haven't I met the guy by now?"
  • Scor-Pan: "Well.... When curse happened, he and family got trapped inside the basement chamber in a secret room where endless army of mummy warriors are kept. Same basement you desided to convert into.... Qui Drone Factory. It's cleverly hidden."
  • Darkness Qui:... Cleverly hidden?
  • Scor-Pan: Of course! Things aren't always what they seem. The chamber is so well-camouflaged, it is said that only the scarlet dragon of the prophecy Amutt was looking to fulfill could find it.
  • Darkness Qui: ".... And I honestly never realised that?"
  • Scor-Pan: "Eh, you just didn't asked the right people."
  • Darkness Qui: "..... But the Professor won't approve of this, he-"
  • Scor-Pan: "He just needs to see the light! With Amutt, they'll ALL see the light! Become part of great Scarlet Dragon Propicy, and bring true enlightenment! So... Do we have a deal?
  • Darkness Qui:... I'll do it. If it means that I am no longer threatened, then I'll do it.
  • Scor-Pan: Excellent. And let's keep this a surprise, shall we? We don't want anything bad to erupt from this plan of ours. Now, follow me.
  • The two left.

Chapter 2: Deeper in The Pyramid of Amutt/The Power of Amutt Unleashed

Qui Drone Factory

  • (This song played as the Qui Drones were being assembled quickly)
Tom Waits Underground

Tom Waits Underground

  • Scor-Pan:... So... THIS is where your infinite army of robots are built?
  • Darkness Qui: Indeed. This factory is powered entirely by a mini reactor and about 563 drones are created each day... As long as there are enough resources and as long as we can scavenge the parts of destroyed previous models so it can save us the trouble of getting more metal.
  • Scor-Pan:... And what's with the music?
  • Darkness Qui: Oh, it fits this place well. I had a similar song playing in my last drone factory in the Alternate UUniverses.
  • Scor-Pan:... Right.
  • Darkness Qui: So where is this secret chamber's entrance?
  • Scor-Pan: If I knew, I would've already released them. Only you can unleash it, remember?
  • Darkness Qui:... Oh, boy!
  • Scor-Pan: Relax. Dragons have the ability to see visions. Use this certain ability to locate the entrance.
  • Darkness Qui: "That's the thing. I don't exactly have control of it, it just HAPPENS when it damn feels like it!"
  • Scor-Pan: "Simple. Motivate the visions then. Help eachother out. Give visions reason to happen, it in return will lead you."
  • Darkness Qui: ".... Ok, but don't expect instent results." (Concentrates a bit)... (She then sees a vision of when Amutt was trapped)

Vision

  • Amutt: C'MON, SAMUTT, KIDS, WE MUST GET TO THE BACK DOOR!!! THEY'RE GOING TO TRAP US HERE FOREVER!!
  • Female Anubisan (Samutt): WHY?!? WE'RE ONLY TRYING TO PROTECT OUR WORLD!!
  • Child Anubisan #1: Mommy, I'm scared!
  • Child Anubisan #2: I don't wanna die!
  • Child Anubisan #3: Please get us out of here!
  • Amutt: Don't worry, my daughters, there's an emergency exit not too far from the mummy chamber. Once we reach that, we'll be fine! (They make it through a door, and they are shocked to find that the exit has been transformed into wall) NO!!
  • Samutt: (They see that the entrance to the chamber is turned into wall as well) NOO!!!
  • Child Anubisan #2: We're trapped!
  • Child Anubisan #1: I don't wanna die!
  • Amutt: (The tremors stop and magical torches are lit, and the chamber is lit by magic flames)... What... What happened?
  • Child Anubisan #1:... Yep, we're gonna die.
  • Amutt: No we're not, Cleo. We're immortals. So I'm sure that someone will notice we're missing and find us. We'll be out of here in no time.
  • Samutt: I don't know, honey. I feel that the Egyptian Gods saw to it that we never escape.
  • Child Anubisan #3:...But I don't wanna stay in here forever!
  • Amutt: It's going to be alright, sweetie! We're not going to be here forever. I'm sure the prophecy we've prepared for will come true. Just you wait. We'll be ready to bring true enlightenment across the UUniverses even if it takes us thousands of years!

Present

  • Darkness Qui: (Sees a glowing portion of the wall)... I know where the hidden entrance is!
  • Scor-Pan: Good! Open it! (Darkness Qui locates the entrance, and slides the entrance open)...
  • Darkness Qui:... Hmm... Doesn't seem to be anyone in here.
  • Scor-Pan: They're here. Their immortality will prevent them from dying of hunger or thirst. They're espeically safe from old age, obviously. So we'll be sure to-
  • A fast force pounces on Scor-Pan!
  • Scor-Pan: "DAI-YATZEE?!"
  • Short little Anubisian: "SCORPEE!? YOU FOUND US!? And it only took you nearly a millenda! YAY?! WE WIN AT HIDE-&-SEEK!?"
  • Darkness Qui: "WHOA WHOA WAIT?! YOU ACTSELLY KNOW HER?!"
  • ???: "ABOUT DAMN TIME, YOU WORTHLESS ARRATNID!?"
  • An Anubisian teen with an anger expression came in. This was Cleo.
  • Cleo: "I have been waiting in that room full of dead warriors with my family for so many years that it messed with my sanity?! YOU BETTER HAVE A DAMN GOOD EXCUSE WHY- (Sees Qui)... Why..... Why..... Ay-ay-ay-ay-ay-ay....."
  • Darkness Qui: "...... Why are you stareing? Didn't your mother told you not to-"
  • Another Anubisian teen came in.
  • Anubisian Teen: "Cleo, what's wrong, and why did you had to yell at Scor-"
  • Cleo: "NEVER MIND THE IDIOT, PATRA! LOOK?!"
  • Patra looks to see Qui.
  • Patra gasped.
  • Darkness Qui: ".... How, long have you people been in this place again?"
  • Cleo: "Uh, excuse us, for a moment?"
  • Cleo drags Patra, the little Anubisian and Scor-Pan to a huddle up!
  • Cleo: "(Fakes laugh), Scor-Pan, my faverite Scorpian.... You managed to find, her, did you my lovely?"
  • Scor-Pan: ".... But you were calling me an idiot and you'd complaining about-"
  • Cleo bongs Scor-Pan in the head!
  • Scor-Pan: "OWCH?!"
  • Cleo: "BESIDES THE POINT, YOU VENOM FACTORY SHUT-IN!? Anyway, sisters, Scor-Pan, this is the greatest oppertunity we have in the long time! She's here?! That means we're in the supposed age of great universeal peace and-"
  • Scor-Pan: "Actselly..... She was adopted and magicly altered by ex-university Griffin to become Scarlet dragon."
  • Cleo: "Oh.... But hey, at least the propitcy doesn't care about tecnicalitys. But it clearly means we got our work cut out for us. If she was created by magic, then CLEARLY this universe's still a mess! All the more fun in bring true enlightenment then!"
  • Patra: "There's more to it then just fun, Cleo. We are also fighting for honor and the safety of Deserta."
  • Scor-Pan: "Agreed young ladies. Now, allow me to make your father aware of this, introduse yourselves to The Scarlet Dragon."
  • The huddle breaks up, and Scor-Pan goes inside.
  • Cleo: "AHEM! Hi, I'm Princess Cleo."
  • Patra bows down.
  • Patra: "Princess Patra, at your command!"
  • The small Anubisian was chasing her tail!
  • Cleo: "(Annoyed) Ugh.... THAT'S, Princess Nile."
  • Darkness Qui: "Aw, she's kinda cute."
  • Nile suddenly notices Qui.
  • Nile: "THE SCARLET DRAGON?! AND SHE'S BEAUTIFUL!?"
  • Nile pounces on Qui and hugs her!
  • Darkness Qui: "Oh my goodness, she's adorable!"
  • Cleo: "(To herself) Adorabley annoying."
  • Patra nudges Cleo.
  • Patra: "Do mind sister Nile, Scarlet Messiah.... Nile is.... Still realitively young."
  • Darkness Qui: "I can see that. And, I must say. It's wonderful to meet you all."
  • Patra: "And it is a great honor to have been rescued by you, Great Messiah. We thought the unenlighten High Council would've kept you away from us."
  • Darkness Qui: "Yeah, funny story. I.... Ended up getting.... Lost in my ways....."
  • Cleo: "You don't have to go into detail. Father fortold you would fall victim of the clutches of the Unenlighten. Appearently, that of another universe. Wow, were you a fucking mess."
  • Patra nugded Cleo.
  • Patra: "Forgive Cleo.... She speaks her opinions from her mind."
  • Darkness Qui: "Wait, you guys knew I was a villain, yet didn't knew Scor-Pan would lead me here?"
  • Cleo: "Yeah, father's staff likes to be "cryptic" and "mysterious". It doesn't tell us the FULL truth! Damn thing. Ya think it could've warned us that SOMEHOW even Father Anubis would turn on us!"
  • Darkness Qui: ".... I see, so, you guys can't control the visions either. How coinecnidental."
  • Nile looks at the Drone Factory.
  • Nile: "Uh, what happened to the basement?"
  • Darkness Qui: "Oh, sorry about that. I didn't even know it was your home, I... I kinda thought it was a forsaken ruin."
  • Cleo: "Tecnecally, it is now. Every single father and mother of our planet's races hate us! Not even commen grave robbers wanted to touch this place."
  • Darkness Qui: "Why? Wouldn't they want the lost treaures of this place?"
  • Cleo: "Oh, trust me, they wouldn't dare invoke the anger of an immortal Preistlord capable to RIP OUT THEIR SOUL AND BANISH IT TO THE DESERTA UNDERWORLD?!"
  • Patra: "It's mainly because they don't want to free us by unintentional chance and allow us to get to the messiah, Cleo!"
  • Cleo: "Ok, so it's the BIG tecnecality, but still, my reason is more badass."
  • Darkness Qui: "Look, I am, very sorry for turning your pyrimid into my hide out for.... My stupidity."
  • Patra: "Please do not insult yourself, Messiah.... You just needed guidence."
  • Cleo: "And you came to the right Anubisians, sister."
  • Scor-Pan came back.
  • Scor-Pan: "The Lord and Lady await."
  • The sisters take and lead Qui to the Mummy Chamber.
  • Cleo: "Can you make sure Qui's entourage is, entertained?"
  • Scor-Pan smiled.
  • Scor-Pan: "Alchourse."
  • Scor-Pan left.

Outside Pyrimid.

  • Sing Jin Sue: "Dawn is only an hour away, Professor. Why can't we just evacuate Qui from here and-"
  • Eagle-Beak: "That'll take too much time! Besides, the planet's natives have been alarmed about our presence, and will aim to attack us quickly! This Pyrimid is our only stand."
  • QP: "Professor, The Dark Radical Ship has been able to reach this system. It'll come to the planet soon. And..... Crangor's coming. He'll be a minute earlier then the other crusades!"
  • Eagle-Beak: "XERXES?! ORDER THE SHIELD GENERATOR TO TURN ON NOW!?"
  • Xerxes: "YOU HEARD HIM MEN?! TURN IT ON!?"
  • Metavincemander soldiers began turning on various buttons as a whirr is heard.
  • Computer voice: "5, 4, 3, 2, 1. Activation."
  • Eagle-Beak: (A pink spherical hexagon-patterned shield appears over the pyramid)... Perfect!... And you're sure it can withstand anything?
  • Xerxes: Well, it can't withstand EVERYTHING! It would take something as powerful as a nuke to break through this shield with one hit. But really, what are the chances that those crusaders can find a weapon like that on such short notice?
  • Eagle-Beak:... Well... If you're sure, then let's brace ourselves for attack.

Meanwhile...

  • Cobra: (The Leage camp is seen)... Plankton, you got the tank ready yet?
  • Plankton: As it'll ever be. But we'll need someone big enough to operate it since it took me forever to get it to shoot. Seriously, what kind of race makes a tank that shoots ice cream? And if you say because it was a kid's show, then I'll kill you!
  • Makunga: Because it was a kid's show! (Laughs hysterically)
  • Chrysalis: Makunga, what did we say about that?
  • Makunga:... Sorry.
  • Plankton: Damn right you're sorry! So because of that, you just volunteered to use the tank.
  • Makunga: Bulls***! I have no experience with these kinds of weapons! Unlike Alakay, I grew up wild!
  • Cobra: "Afraid he's right, Plankton. Makunga's about as quilifived to handle a tank as a drunk person with heavy machenery. An actaul exbert is needs to use it."
  • Rourke: "Let me handle it. I driven some tanks in my mercenary days. Just tell me where to shoot and I'll bring the ka-boom."
  • Cobra: "THANK YOU for settling this, Rourke."
  • Shan-Yu came in.
  • Shan-Yu: "Cobra, my falcon reported it. It came back with a few objects. And my men confirmed that Crangor is diffently on the move. He's heading quickly to the Pyrimid."
  • Cobra gulps.
  • Cobra: "Is, he alone, or-"
  • Shan-Yu: "Oh, you wish. The dog brought himself his entire mercenary army to fight with him. They're all riding on the finest horses of all of Deserta. Battle-Harden Thoroughbreds."
  • Teen Mang: "Wow, war horses made out of bread?"
  • Shan Yu: IT'S NOT MADE OUT OF BREAD, YOU LUMMOX!! It's the name for a- Oh, forget it!
  • Makunga: And since WHEN have horses been native to Egypt?
  • Chrysalis: They domesticated them in Syria ages ago, you uneducated simpleton.
  • Cobra: Everyone just shut up! We need to get this tank ready so we can fire this super-warhead into the shield so we can get in there quicker. Have any of the others made it here besides the High Council?
  • Dr. Blowhole: Well, it appears an unidentified spaceship is coming into the planet's atmosphere right now. It doesn't appear to be of UUniversal origin.
  • Cobra: Crap, it's those followers of the Villains Act!
  • Dr. Blowhole: Also, the Leviathan II has arrived and already Team Nefarious placed up a camp.
  • Cobra: DAMMIT, Dr. Nefarious! What about the Scourge Imperials?
  • Dr. Blowhole: They're here too, and have a camp.
  • Cobra: "FUDGE!? THEN I REALLY WISH WE DIDN'T LOSE TO THOSE GUYS?! Now getting to Qui will be TOO hard!? D'oh, WHY didn't I make sure THEY WOULD BE DISABLED!?"
  • Chrysalis: "Cause you don't always think ahead, dear."
  • Dr. Blowhole: "Oh cheer up, at least you had Freddy take care of those stupid lougers, or otherwise this would be BEYOND impossable?"
  • Cobra: "..... Good point. The greatest athivement in villain history should not be without challnages. And togather with our combined might and stragity, all those challnages will be congured. We'll attack by dawn."
  • Shun-Yu: "Crangor's attacking earlier then us."
  • Cobra: WHAT?!? DOESN'T THAT BASTARD EVER SLEEP?!?
  • Shan Yu: He's a jackal, he naturally chooses when he can sleep since canines either sleep during day or night.
  • Cobra: MOTHERF*****!! Well, screw sleeping, we gotta get the tank ready NOW!!
  • Rourke: I don't know about that. Our troops are getting really sleepy. (The Shocktroopers are seen beat and tired)
  • Cobra: F*** that! We can't let that mutt get there before us! Plus, we want to make sure that that blasted AUU ship doesn't get any clever ideas!
  • Rourke: "Alright, but don't come complaining to me when the troops are not able to fight acctreately."
  • Cobra: ".... Ok, I know how to resolve that. (Casts a spell that re-engerises the Shocktroopers). There, now let's move!"

Scourge Imperial camp.

  • Mercurymon: "Sir, there's reports that because of Crangor attacking early, the leage is going to attack early as well."
  • Dark Dragon: "Typical Mang not wanting to be outshine by an indie villain. Then we do the same. Prepare the Vahki!"

Team Nefarious camp.

  • Lawerence: "Sir, it appears that in following the fact that Crangor's not resting, both the Leage and Scourge are attacking early."
  • Dr. Nefarious: "Then we would be fools not to do the same! ONWORD?!"

Hero Crusade Camp.

  • Rainbow Dash: "ALL THE VILLAINS ARE ATTACKING EARLY!?"
  • Warson: "WHAT?! But that's too soon! Our Soldiers from our universes barely had any sleep, as did both of our universes finest heroes!"
  • Luna: "What drove them to attack early?"
  • Yen Sid: "Because they don't want Crangor the Merciless get to Qui first."
  • Celestia: "Then we have to act now before Eagle-Beak and his allies get over-wealmed and we lose our chance to get Qui forever."
  • Warson: "But we must wait for the lougers!"
  • Luna: "That may not be an opition anymore. They're caught up in trying to help Banzai out of a sudden fear of..... Chickens."
  • Rainbow Dash and Pinkie laughed!
  • Pinkie: "WHY WOULD BANZAI BE AFRAID OF CHICKENS? HE'S A HYENA?! HE WOULD TOTALLY EAT THEM FOR BREAKFEST!?"
  • Warson: "Damn. Then we have to make on without them. We can't risk Qui staying akin to dark forces anymore. We have to act now or we'll lose this oppertunity."
  • Pinkie: That doesn't answer my question, silly. Why would he-
  • Luna: Apparently, Cobra hit him with some sort of red powder. They discovered it was something called a 'Fearspawn powder', whatever that is.
  • Yen Sid:... Oh, no! I think I know what that means. But I can't explain it now, we need to get going.
  • Twilight: But what about sleeping?
  • Celestia: There's no time! We have to stop the villain teams before they make things worse!
  • Warson:... Oh, boy, speaking of villains, LOOK! (They all see a large unfamiliar ship entering the sky)
  • Ignitus: What is that?
  • Warson:... The Dark Radicals! EVERYONE HIDE!!
  • Celestia: (She makes the whole camp including themselves invisible as the ship flies past, and some Starbots are seen scanning the ground)
  • Starbot #1: You picking up anything suspicious?
  • Starbot #2: (Watches the scanning computer)... No, there doesn't appear to be anything here.
  • Starbot #1: Well, we need to hurry. Master Munbay is demanding that our possible rivals be detected by dawn tomorrow! (The ship flies off, and once it gets out of sight, the camp becomes visible again)
  • Warson:... Whew! When I saw they had electromagnetic scanners, I thought we were done for!
  • Celestia: That kind of technology can't detect magical energies.
  • Luna: And thank ourselves, because I think that ship might be our ticket to leading us to the villain teams, and possibly even Crangor and the Auramid!
  • Twilight: Then let's move!

Almost dawn.

  • Eagle-Beak: "WHAT DO YOU MEAN THE VILLAINS ARE ATTACKING EARLY?!"
  • Scor-Pan: "But it is very much true, professor. Because Crangor is attacking early, they all're attacking early."
  • Eagle-Beak: "DAMN!? I BARELY HAD THE TIME TO SET IN ALL MY MAGICAL TRAPS!? SCOR-PAN, ORDER YOUR BANDITS TO GO INSIDE AND KEEP QUI SAFE?! THE REST OF YOU!? Prepare for battle!?"
  • Stingn'Bite: "But not enough of our defences are ready!"
  • Eagle-Beak: "NO TIME?! ACT NOW?!"
  • ???: Rushing into things, huh? (Darkness Qui appeared) You couldn't honestly bring yourselves to make time? And yet you were allowed to be a professor at a university? No wonder your plan to turn Equestia into a war nation failed.
  • Eagle-Beak: What are you talking about, Qui? AND WHY ARE YOU DEFYING ORDERS TO STAY IN THE PYRI-
  • Darkness Qui: Adopted father or not, you have no ahortity or control on me! And another thing, if you claim to be smart, then why didn't you set the traps up sooner? If you did more then just sulk about regret, that I personally understand your going through with, about not protecting me sooner, then maybe you'd be prepared. As much as I dispised alternate universe villains now, they at least get things right... Well, the majority of them anyway, that aren't murderious psycopaths or... Are a bunch of Narcotics. It's no wonder why the heroes are much more successful here, not just because of a balenced number of heroes and villains, but because.... Well you guys are just, tamed compaired to the Alternate ones. I mean, I heard of exceptions, but they don't tend to last for long, now do they? And this is now the second reason why I swore off villainy.
  • Looger: Are you saying that we're not good villains?
  • Darkness Qui: I mean no offence, I mean, I bet you were all great in your hay-day, but... It's clear that ever since you encountered the Lougers, or at best their allies, you have lost your touch. And all your good for now is continuing an endless cycle of pain and harm and making yourselves look awful, and continue to make the flawwed socity even more unenlighten and be allowed to make more people like you! Which is why, I desided it's time to end the cycle!
  • Eagle-Beak:... What?
  • ???: Yes, great messiah! (Amutt himself appears with his wife and children) The Universe shall exspearienced true peace.
  • Scor-Pan: Ahh, your in great timing as always, master.
  • Eagle-Beak: Master?
  • Amutt: I am Priestlord Amuttamon! Me and my family have waited for eons to escape from our prisons so we can bring total enlightenment to the UUniverses. Now that the scarlet dragon that the prophecy spoke of has come to us, we shall finally make it come true!
  • Sgt. Crush: What the f*** are you talking about?!? Qui, who are these people?!?
  • Darkness Qui: They are my REAL friends! I've found a better thing to do than being a villain. I want to make villainy extinct in these worlds.
  • Hank: "Oh boy. Now she's gone vengeful nialist on us."
  • Eagle-Beak:... Scor-Pan, you know these guys, who are they?
  • Scor-Pan: They are MY masters, and they want people like you erased from existence.
  • Darkness Qui: The time has come for true enlightenment to come to these worlds forever! And it's first victims will be here in this pyramid!
  • Narcotic: But what about us, your grace?
  • Celsius: Yeah, we've been by your side. Do you want to kill US, too?
  • Darkness Qui gasped shocked!
  • Darkness Qui: "KILL!? WHAT DO YOU NITWITS TAKE ME FOR!? A PSYCOPATH?!"
  • Celisus was about to say something.
  • Darkness Qui: "Don't answer that! Besides, Amutt offers BLOODLESS conquesting! There's gonna be no deaths unless something dear to Amutt is threatened!"
  • Batula: "OH GOOD GODS! I thought I was gonna die!"
  • Celisus: ".... Well, in risking of getting a bad answer, if your not gonna kill us, when what the bloodly hell are you gonna do, your grace?"
  • Narcotic: "Yeah, and besides, we're the closet to actselly sympathese with you Qui.... We even forsaken the VA too!"
  • Celisus: "Yes, so did Xerxes and Stingn'Bite! By all means, if your gonna start going after villains, go after the secret founders and the Dark Radicals! We are truely friends, here!"
  • Darkness Qui: "Boys, I appresiate that, I do. It warms my heart to hear it. But, even then, you haven't forsaken villainity as a whole.... Just one of it's worse forms!"
  • Celisus: "Your grace, please! It's not THAT easy to appease to those ungrateful goodie-two-shoes! I was a victim of a cruel governor who wanted to harness my powers borned from a freak accsident! If I try to go back to good after the stupid mistakes I made, Calamari would seek me out again! I'm only a bad guy to get protaction from that awful goverenor!"
  • Narcotic: "Yeah, and.... Nobody likes me anymore after my mistakes.... (Cries himself stupid!)"
  • Hank: "Yeah, and I can't go back to them because they shunned my awesome idea to make evouluion faster!"
  • Sargent Crush: "Through turning everyone into freaks?"
  • Hanks: "YA SEE, THAT KIND OF ATTATUDE KILLED MY DREAM!?"
  • Anima: "I, was a dispicable tyrant in life. I have no hope for redemption. Also, look at me! I look like some sort've horror theme attraction!"
  • Batula: "I, kinda used to be a violent warlord.... Not an easy thing to make people forget about it."
  • Loogar: "..... I lost me parents to the police after I desided to get vengence on those heartless bank people who kicked us out of my home! (Tears fall) YOU THINK THAT'S EASY TO WALK AWAY FROM!? I TURNED INTO A MONSTER THANKS TO THE REAL MONSTERS IN THE BANK!?"
  • Stingn'Bite: "Your already well aware what was wrong with the Skeetraziods, Qui. But even when my race were able to redeemed themselves, I couldn't be allowed that because I was the most "Loyal" to you! Oh, because I desided to behaive like a good soldier, that makes me evil? THAT STUPID ZTINGERELLA DIDN'T EVEN LET ME EXPLAINED THAT I ORIGINALLY HATED YOU FOR WHAT YOU WERE, QUI?! But I treated you with respect because I was being a soldier! A DAMN, GOOD, SOLDIER?! A soldier, doesn't complain about how much of a jackass the policitcal leaders are!? AND LOOK WHERE THAT GOT ME!? ZTINGERELLA THINKS I'M NOTHING BUT A MONSTER?! WELL, I'M A MONSTER SHE CREATED THROUGH BEING UNFAIR?! DIDN'T SHE THINK I WANTED TO MAKE UP FOR MY OWN STUPID ACTIONS TOO!? DOESN'T SHE UNDERSTOOD THAT I WAS JUST BEING A GOOD SOLDIER?!"
  • Darkness Qui: ".... You didn't exactly object to killing people, Sting."
  • Stingn'Bite: "AGAIN?! I WAS BEING A GOOD SOLDIER?! YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW DIFFICULT THAT WOULD BE IF YOU CAN'T HANDLE KILLING PEOPLE?! ISN'T THAT WHAT SOLDIERS ARE SUPPOSE TO DO?!"
  • Xerxes: "Qui, I don't need to explain why people can never forgive me. I tried, to harm the sea squirls, and not many people well understood the sin they created and just saw me as some nutcase who hates cuteness!"
  • Sing Jin Sue: "My mistakes are too unforgiveable to socity. I would be a fool to try and mend things with them."
  • Eagle-Beak: ".... Qui, NEITHER OF US WANTED THE PATH WE'RE ON!? I CERTAINLY AS HELL DON'T?! But fate, doesn't let us choose our own desteny after we abuse our choices! It's a cruel mistress, but it would be even crueler if we attempt to try to redeem to our mistakes! I, tried that once... AND LOOK AT THIS!? (Shows his wings) THEY RIPPED SOME OF MY FEATHERS OFF, AND GAVE, ME, THIS?! (POINTS TO ORNICLE) THEY DAMAGED MY EYE PERIMENTLY THAT I NOW HIDE BEHIND THIS VERY ORNICLE?! And I lived, in world, that valued friendship.... FRIENDSHIP?! If even THEY can't forgive us, why should we try to stop being what they accuse us of?"
  • Darkness Qui: "That's the problems! They don't see the broken souls within you! They all think you choose to be psycos, murderors, fanactical usurpers, and other things etc, etc. It's not just villainy that's the problem. It's Socity itself! It creates more villains then even demons!?"
  • QP: "Qui, please, what're you even saying?"
  • Darkness Qui: "Think about it. Socity in the alternate universe, in some way, created the Secret Founders. They felt socity wasn't fair or kind to them, so what did they do? THEY DESIDED TO BECOME VILLAINS?! In terms, it lead to me, ending up with them! I, was made to believe I was but another victim of socity through war! I, was made to do dispicable atosities! I ruined worlds?! I ruined lives?! I WAS MADE TO CONTINUE AN ENDLESS CYCLE OF PAIN AND MISERY!?"
  • Eagle-Beak: ".... Qui, correct as that may be, Socity doesn't inhereitly mean to be respondsable for our dark paths, people... People can..... People are just stupid sometimes. Sometimes, people don't agree to the same opinions or ideas, and, yes, maybe socity does need to have a more kinder philosify, so people like us won't have to contribute into this, claimed "Endless Cycle", but.... The Amutt Family know no more better then you do! I heard of Amutt! He's a victim of his own fear! What the Eygetian gods did, was to protect Amutt from acting like a fool and destroying his own legacy through conquest, bloodless as it would be! He's no better then any of us here?!"
  • Darkness Qui: ".... I thought you would be happy.... I am becoming the hero you wanted. Isn't that what you created me to be?! A HERO!?"
  • Eagle-Beak: "I CREATED YOU TO COMBAT AN EVIL ALICORN GOD?! I, meant for you, to destroy Nightmare Moon, back when I thought there was no more Luna!? I was wrong then, I am wrong now to ever had you do that! I found out that Luna can actselly be salvageable from a power long lost, and... I was being a fool back then. Qui, please, by all means, forsake the VA and your former rediculious ambitions to make idiotic fueders allies, but please, don't forsake villainy and seek to destroy it!"
  • Xerxes: "Qui, please, these people are not any better for you then we are! Please, reconsider this course and-"
  • Darkness Qui painfully smacks Xerxes in the face!
  • Darkness Qui: "NO?! I HAVE A NEW, TRUER PURPOSE IN LIFE! DARKNESS QUI, IS NO MORE?! I AM THE SCARLET MESSIAH?! I, AM, THE SAVIOR?! I AM, THE EMBODIMENT OF TRUE ENLIGHTENMENT?! I AM, JUST, QUI?!"
  • A series of neighs are heard.
  • An army of Mercenaries riding on armor horses came in lead by a jackel on a scared, black horse!
  • The Mercenaries stopped.
  • A Mercenary elderly Gecko came beside him.
  • Mercenary Gecko: "HO-HO-HO!? Seems like we came in just in time! We are just about to stop the scarlet messiah from unleashing the new age, Crangor!"
  • Crangor: ".... Indeed, Seekmeek. Now, time for me to live up to my title of, "The Merciless", and be... Merciless."
  • Seekmeek the gecko: "Yes! Now let's get rid of that shield!"
  • Crangor smiled, as he reveils a customised, black verson of a far darker Intensifer Cannon!
  • Crangor: "Watch as this magnifisent gift... DESTROYS THE SHEILD GENERATOR?!"
  • Crangor fires the Cannon and it's projecttile destroys the generator into nothing!
  • The Sheild dies with it!
  • Crangor: "NOW, MY MEN!? ATTACK!? SPARE NO ONE BUT THE SCARLET DRAGON!?"
  • The Mercenaries cheer as they began the attack!
  • Xerxes: "THERE'S TOO MANY OF THEM?! EVEN THE DRONES WON'T STAND A CHANCE?!"
  • Amutt: "You don't need a greater army. You just need.... One, giant, bug."
  • Amutt give an ear piercing howl to the discomfert of the villains but Qui, the Amutt family, and Scor-Pan!
  • A giant creature sound was heard.
  • the Pyrimid began to rise from the ground, as it is reveiled to be on the back of a giant Scarab Beetle.
  • Loogar: "..... That, is one big-ass bug."
  • Crangor's mercenairies were surprised!
  • Crangor: "DO NOT FEAR THE BUG, MEN?! IT CAN FEEL PAIN!? DESTROY IT!?"
  • The Mercenaires charged!
  • The Great Scarab looked at the attacking mercenaires, roared, and fired a great beamed at them, causing a huge exploudion that sent mercenaries and horses flipping and flying!
  • Crangor was shocked.
  • Seekmeek: "DAMN THAT BEETLE!? Those were our finest criminals?! WHAT DO WE DO?!"
  • Crangor: ".... Teleport me down."
  • Seekmeek uses his stick and teleports Crangor to where Qui is.
  • Crangor pulls out the cannon again and aims to kill her!
  • Crangor: "Good thing Crimelord Titan supplied me with a soul gem so I can reserect you with it so I give you to him after I get paid! But killing you, and ruining the propicy, IS IT'S OWN REWARD?!"
  • Crangor fired the gun, and in slow motion, Amutt quickly got in the way and as the projecttile was about to hit!
  • Qui covered her eyes in fear!
  • Nothing....
  • Qui looked, and in equil surprise of all the villains, Amutt was actselly physically touching the projectile, holding it like it was nothing, as the projectile turned into a golden yellow light.
  • Crangor: "..... NO?! THE INTENSIFIER IS SUPPOSE TO DESTROY ON TOUCH?! WHY ISN'T IT DESTROYING YOU?!"
  • Amutt: "Because, I have a power greater then even my own magic.... The Will to Protect. An anichent Deserta secret passed down for generations, as passed to me from my father. I use this power to protect my family, from vile vermin like you! And I do not appresiate you wanted to harm even my family and kill the Messiah for greed! The age of True Enlightment, will begin without you! You are too dark for the age!"
  • Crangor paniced, as his own horse abandoned him!
  • Crangor: "..... No, no! NO!? PLEASE!? I WAS JUST DOING A JOB?! GREAT AMUTT!? I'LL GIVE YOU EVERYTHING YOU WANT!? MONEY?! WEAPONS!? WOMEN?! THE LOYALTY OF MY MEN?! PLEASE, SPARE ME?!"
  • Amutt: "I do plan to spare many others in my bloodless conquest, as well as Qui's entourages.... But sadly... I'm afraid you will not be given that luxery, Crangor. I'm sorry. May you find peace in the underworld."
  • Crangor began to scream and run away!
  • Crangor: "SEEKMEEK?! HELP ME?! SEEKMEEK!?"
  • Amutt: "Three, two, one...."
  • Celisus: "Oh please tell me he's not gonna-"
  • Amutt: (Throws the cannon projectile at Crangor and it explodes)
  • Celsius:... He did.
  • Seekmeek: "..... RUN?!"
  • The Mercenaries make a run for it!
  • Amutt: And thus ends the life of the first victim of my conquest for peace.
  • Qui: Hmmph! Now let's make sure those villain teams reconsider as well.
  • Eagle-Beak: QUI, STOP THIS MADNESS NOW!!!
  • Qui: Why? There's no other life for me out there but this! I was DESTINED to do this.
  • Eagle-Beak:... (Sighs) You leave us no choice, but... We can't let you do- (Amutt traps him and his followers, as well as Celsius, Narcotic, and QP into a magical cage)
  • Amutt: Then you are but obstacles in our intentions. Come, Qui, we have some villainy to destroy. Let's start with does mercenaries. (The group magicly is taken on top of the Scarab Guardian, as it crawls across the wide sandy dunes, following the direction of the mercenaries.)

Later...

  • Celestia: (Sees a vision and gasps)... Oh, no!
  • Yen Sid:... It's just as I feared, Celestia! It appears that the Auramid's power has been unleashed.
  • Twilight: Power? What power?
  • Celestia: This is not just any power. It's a power far greater than we could ever imagine. I'm afraid we don't have time to explain it, but we need to-
  • Rainbow Dash: EVERYONE, LOOK!! (They could see the Scarab Guardian from far away)
  • Warson: "..... Wow..... And I thought our universe had big bugs."
  • Xenon: "Being an exterminator for this place must be a real nightmare."
  • Walt: "Uh, I don't know about you guys, but I rather NOT go after the giant beetle monster!"
  • Julien: "I KING JULIEN SECOND THE NOTION!?"
  • Celestia teleports the entire group to safety!

Elsewhere in Deserta.

  • Warson: "Ok, I would like answers! Where on this planet did that great beetle creature originated from!? I can't help but to feel it doesn't look like an actual result of this planet's evouluion!?"
  • Pinkie: It's magic, silly! Don't you have that in your worlds?
  • Warson: Yes, but I've never seen magic create something as beastly as THAT thing!
  • Celestia: Well, at a monster at that size, it's going to be dangerous if it is set loose on the UUniverses.
  • Luna: Yes, especially when it's not the worst Amutt has to offer.
  • Pinkie: (Giggles) A mutt is operating that thing? (Laughs)
  • Luna: No, no, it's Amutt, the whole thing is one word, and it's his name. He's the mastermind behind this giant monster.
  • Yen Sid: And I suspect that Qui has helped fulfill his ridiculous prophecy. The High Council of Old knew that prophecies couldn't be stopped, so they tried to make the prophecy unable to come true in the way Amutt wanted it.
  • Applejack: What prophecy?
  • Celestia: The prophecy Amutt had eons ago when he wanted to bring 'true enlightenment' to the UUniverses. And the prophecy spoke of a scarlet dragon who would come and awaken the many creatures Amutt prepared her for. But when he ended up tricking proud warriors into sacrificing themselves for his mummy army, the Egyptian Gods had him locked away in the Auramid and we tried to keep the intention of making the prophecy not in Amutt's favor.
  • Rainbow Dash: Damn! Exactly what creatures are we talking about here?
  • Celestia: Not even the Egyptian Gods know, wherever they are. But all we know that he has are greyhounds and a giant fiery phoenix. Yet there are rumors that there are much stronger beasts in his disposal.
  • Twilight: Can we stop the giant scarab from leaving the planet?
  • Celestia: From the looks of it, I don't think that's possible. Not only is the Scarab said in legends to be incredibly large and has a hide as tough as steel, but Amutt is incredibly powerful, and even a blast from an Intensifier Cannon is useless against him.
  • Timon:... This is gonna be tougher than we thought! Me and Pumbaa don't play well with Egyptian s***.
  • Pumbaa: Yeah, because you never bothered to listen to me, you constantly got us in trouble, all starting from eating a sacred scarab beetle.
  • Timon: Pumbaa, DON'T remind me. I didn't know there would be people that worshiped BUGS!?
  • Warson: "Actselly, yes, and it's not just intervexian like cultures like this. Several beings from our universes worshipped insects like products of the gods themselves and view them as a sign of prostarity."
  • Timon: "Oy, then I'm diffenetly not gonna visit THOSE worlds then."
  • Warson: "Oh you would be very wise in doing so, because even just stepping on one accsidently is worthy of a life sentence! Those people REALLY love bugs! I can't even imagine, nor would I want to, on what they would do to people who actselly ATE a bug!"
  • Calixto: "Well, if that one war between the bug-liking people of the Zeta Universe and the Bug eaters of The Delta universe were any indication, based on the fact that in it, the bug lovers were exicuting prisoners of war and it gotten bad to the point that we were forced to intervine because nuclear based weapony was threatened to be used.... Yeah, you two DIFFENTLY want to conisder staying in these universe."
  • Timon: "YIKES?!"
  • Ororo: "I don't mean to be rude, but can we continue this episode of Bug-Lover cultures AFTER we stop the abnormally large beetle from somehow being able to get to another world?"
  • Ignitus: "Well, for now, that creature seems interested in chasing down the crusades so Qui isn't persuded anymore!"
  • Warson: "Well, as much as I would love for that monstorsity to destroy the Dark Radicals for us, even that blasted traitor Nuke Munday deserves a less violent fate then what the beast offers! We need to discourage these villain groups before that thing commences it's destruction!"
  • Ignitus: "Well, I already sensed that it's too late for Crangor the Merciless... He made the mistake of threating Amutt's family, which protecting his family was his motivating of even doing this, and.... Well, let's just say, the Mafia Allience has perimentally lost another powerful ally."
  • Warson: "Are there survivers?"
  • Terrador: "With that creature after them? Not for long."
  • Celestia: "Then at least we have a brief window of oppertunity while that creature's too distracted with finishing off the Mercenaires. We each need to find the villain teams and warned them of what has happened. AND we need to prove it to them so they won't assume we're trying to scare them out of their ambitions."
  • Algor: "Considering the size of the creature, they have to be ignorent fools to not notice a giant scarab."

The Leage's camp.

  • A concerned Shocktrooper messinger came to Mang!
  • Shocktrooper: "SIR?! YOUR NOT GONNA BELIEVE THIS, BUT, IT'S CRANGOR AND HIS MERCENARIES?!"
  • Mang: "OH DON'T TELL ME THEY GOT TO QUI?!"
  • Shoocktrooper: "They didn't. After Crangor used an intensifer cannon to destroy the generator, a giant Scarab Beetle rose from the ground and desimated most of Crangor's mercenary army! Then, when Crangor came to threaten Qui, Amutt managed to phsyically grab the projectile from the same cannon and used it against Crangor! The Scarab Beetle is now going out of it's way to hunt down and destroy Crangor's mercenary forces, and then, IT'LL COME AFTER US?!"
  • Mang: "..... WOW, AMUTT GOT FREED QUICKLY?! No matter, we have a powerful Non-Nuke weapon, we can at least us that to destroy the over-grown beetle! I'm sure it's not like, Darkspawn Titan big or something." (Suddenly, a loud roar was heard, and it came from the Scarab Guardian as it was still chasing the mercenaires)... HOLY F****** ASS-CRACKERS!!! WHAT THE HELL IS THAT?!?
  • Shocktrooper: That would be Amutt's Scarab Guardian.
  • Cobra:... (Screams like a girl) KILL IT WITH THE SUPER-WARHEAD!!!
  • Captain Rourke: Consider it done! (Aims the tank)...
  • Cobra: FIRE!! (The tank fires the warhead, and it is launched straight into the Scarab Guardian's leg as it appears crippled)
  • Helga: Nice shot.
  • Dr. Blowhole: That's odd, I was expecting something bad to happen- (The Scarab Guardian recovers from the blow)... And I spoke too soon.
  • Cobra: WE ARE SO OUT OF HERE!!! (The Scarab Guardian charges toward them, yet Cobra teleports all of them and their props away to safety)
  • Amutt:... Well, that's one villain team scared off the planet. And pretty early too, cause we didn't even get to finish off the mercenaires yet. (Suddenly, the Leviathan II flies above the Scarab Guardian). Wow, another early chance.
  • Dr. Nefarious: HOLY CRAP!! THAT THING'S SIZE CAN MAKE EVEN A Z'GRUTE BLUSH!!!
  • Doofenschmirtz: What's a Z'Grute?
  • Dr. Nefarious: It's a... Never mind. Let's just see if we can annihilate that beast!! LAWRENCE!! Initiate Hypernova Attack Laser!
  • Lawrence: Right away, sir! (They fire the ship's mega-lasers at the Scarab Guardian)
  • Amutt: (While the lasers damage the Scarab Guardian for a while, Amutt is able to rebound the lasers right back towards the Leviathan II)
  • Dr. Nefarious: Son of a BAAAAAAAAAA-- (Before the lasers could destroy the ship, Lawrence activated it's defense shield)... Are we dead?
  • Lawrence: I engaged the defense shields, sir. So it's best if we retreated so this fight won't escalate.
  • Dr. Nefarious: NO WAY! No magic is going to deter me- (The Scarab Guardian roars at them)... WE'RE OUT OF HERE!!! GET THE SHIP OUT OF HERE NOW, NOW, NOW, NOOOOOOO- (He glitches as the Kirby: Right Back At Ya theme played)
  • Dedede: Oh, hell no, not that catchy song about my archenemy! (Mallets Nefarious)
  • Dr. Nefarious: -OOOWWW!!! (Lawrence turns the ship around as it blasted off into space)
  • Mercurymon and Meng Tao saw this from a distence.
  • Mercurymon: "..... Well.... This is an unexpected twist of events. Qui has become even more attractive as a prize then ever. We need to capture her AND her new pet giant Scarab Beetle."
  • Meng Tao: "Indeed. Look what the beast is doing to those stupid Mercenaries."
  • The Scarab Guardian resumed persuing the retreating mercenaries!
  • Seekmeek: "RETREAT TO THE DEN!? IT'S OUR ONLY SACTUARY!?"
  • The Scarab Guardian is beginning to fire up another great lazer at the Mercenaries!
  • Seekmeek, is desperation, tries to conjure up a magical sheild!
  • Seekmeek: "COME ON YOU STUPID STICK, WORK!? WE CAN MAKE IT?! WE CAN MAKE IT?!"
  • Mercurymon: "They're not gonna make it."
  • Seekmeek: (The Scarab fires it's laser and begins destroying the Mercenaires, yet Seekmeek spontaneously activated the shield in time to protect himself and the Mercenaires that managed to escape, and ricocheted the laser back at the Scarab Guardian, which gets disorientated)... I'm alive! OH, THANK ANUBIS I'M STILL- (The Scarab Guardian lands on top of him, which overwhelms his shield and crushes him)... Ow!
  • Amutt: (Sighs) By Anubis! The Guardian may be powerful, but he serverly lacks careful planning. (Magically wakes up the Scarab Guardian as it got up, and Seekmeek appears cartoonishly squished)...
  • Meng Tao:... Well... At least he made it- (Amutt blasted Seekmeek dead)... And I just jinxed myself.
  • The remaining Mercenaires get into a huge hole in the ground, all but a female bat, and two dumb friends, A mercenairy Donkey and Toad!
  • The Donkey: "Sleme, what're you doing, girl?!"
  • Toad: "THERE'S BIG BEETLE COMING TO KILL US?!"
  • Sleme the bat: "Call it a hunch, guys, but I don't think the den will protect us! Come on!"
  • Sleme and her friends turned another way as the surviving Mercenaires get in the den, as the Scarab Guardian stood over it.
  • A Mercenairy rat began laughing!
  • Rat: "WHAT'S THE MATTER, SCARAB GUARDIAN?! CAN'T HANDLE A LITTLE HOLE?! (LAUGHS!?)"
  • The Scarab Guardian stares angerly.
  • Lizard Mercenary: "WHAT YOU DOING, FOOLARMAN, YOU FOOL?! YOU'LL GET US KILLED?!"
  • Foolarman the Rat: "OH, LOOK ME, I'M THE BIG STRONG SCARY SCARAB GUARDIAN, BUT I CAN'T HANDLE A LITTLE HOLE IN THE FLOOR?! BOO-HOO-HOO?! SCARAB THE CRYBABY, SCARAB THE CRYBABY, (REPEATS THE CHANT)?!"
  • The Scarab Guardian was charging up it's blast attack again.
  • Lizard Mercenary: "STOP YOU FOOL, BEFORE IT KILLS US?!"
  • Foolarman: "THE SCARAB WON'T HURT US?! BECAUSE HE'S NOTHING, BUT A BIG FAT CRYBABY MAMA'S BOY?!"
  • The Scarab growled angerly as it's charging blast turns angerly red!
  • Foolarman: "Aw, did I hurt the baby's feelings?! (Laughs)!"
  • Lizard Mercenary: "SOMEONE KILL FOOLARMAN BEFORE THE BEETLE DESTROYS US ALL?! QUICK, SILENCE THE STUPID RAT BEFORE- (The Scarab already fired the charged lazer at them, killing them all)"
  • Mercurymon: "..... We're gonna need a bigger army."
  • Meng Tao: "Not to mention a super beast!"
  • Amutt:... I guess that's the last of the mercenairies.
  • Qui: LOOK! (They see the Dark Radical spaceship hovering above them as the Star Wars Imperial March Music played)... The Dark Radicals!
  • ???: (On communications grid) ATTENTION, PRIMITIVE BEINGS!! WE HAVE COME TO CLAIM WHAT BELONGS TO WHAT REMAINS OF THE POWERFUL VILLAINS ACT!! SURRENDER HER NOW, OR FACE EXECUTION BY OUR FORCES!!
  • Qui: NUKE, DON'T EVEN TRY IT!! YOU DON'T CONTROL ME ANYMORE! I'M DONE WITH THE VILLAINS ACT!! THEY STOLE ME FROM MY HOME!!!

On Ship

  • ??? (Nuke Munbay): (Hidden behind a chair facing the ship's bridge window, and the camera moves in to show him as a reptilian being with clothes similar to Nute Gunray from Star Wars) Unfortunately, Miss Qui, you have no choice in the matter. You're property of the Villains Act.
  • (Qui): PROPERTY?!? ARE YOU KIDDING?!? They Yarged on Tex for having standerds?! And they sacriviced Corrk back on Grooka! Why would I ever come back to that?!
  • Nuke: "Qui, just because the secret founders are... Abit extreme, that doesn't nessersarly mean we're against standerds.... The Founders just felt Tex was, slowing down progress. If it's any consulation, The Head Secret Founder has vowed to offitcally denounced their membership if you agree to come back to us! the Head Founder was VERY against having to lie to you about, everything, but he didn't had a choice. Poloticial pressure and all that. It was their way or the high-way with the other secret founders. But now that he finally desided to grow balls, he's not gonna let those basturds push him around anymore. Qui, your still very impourent to us. Come back, and we promise no more secrets... Albeit because there aren't gonna be any to keep anymore."
  • (Qui): "HOW, DARE YOU EXPECT ME TO GET OVER THE FACT THAT THOSE BASTURDS ORDERED THE DEATH OF MY FAMILY?!"
  • Nuke: ".... Ok, admitingly, that was a hard sell. But, remember, Glowrod's reserection machine project? We'll bring your family back through that magnifisent machine, and create a new powerful family of, alternate Zewinsaurs."
  • (Qui): "I'M A DRAGON NOW?!"
  • Nuke: "Details, details, Qui. So, what do you say?"
  • (Qui): "I HAVE A NEW LIFE PURPOSE NOW!? TO ERADICATE VILLAINY AND REFORM SOCITY THROUGH CONQUEST!? AND ONCE I AM DONE WITH THIS UNIVERSE, I'LL COME AFTER YOU BASTURDS!?"
  • Nuke: ".... You were always a stubbern one, Qui. Determined and dedicated to your goals, but stubbern.... But fortunately, your complience, isn't a factor. Computer, UNLEASH THE STARBOT DRONE ARMY?!"
  • Computer: "Drone army, unleash!"

Outside.

  • The Ship releases a great deal of Starbots surrounding the Scarab Guardian.
  • Eagle-Beak: "I MUST WARN YOU, AMUTT?! EVEN YOUR GIANT BUG CANNOT DEFEAT AN ENTIRE ARMY OF MACHINES!?"
  • Amutt: "Yes, the Scarab Guardian has it's limits... That's why, it won't fight alone. Qui? You may, awake your army."
  • Qui: "Ok, how do I do that exactly?"
  • Amutt: "I placed a spell that'll activate them through your mighty roar! Your mighty, Scarlet Dragon roar!"
  • Qui: "Ok, let me try."
  • Qui prepares to roar, but as she was about to do an epic roar, she ended up gags instead!
  • Qui: "ACCKKKKKKK!? (Coughs,) Sorry, my throat's alittle dry, ACCCCCCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKKKK?!"
  • Qui keeps trying to roar!
  • Amutt: "..... I see you haven't issued a great roar in awhile... Or just as easily, you need water. Nile? Be a good dear and conjure up some water, just like what daddy taught you?"
  • Nile: "YAY! Let's hope I don't end up conjuring the apocilise again!?"
  • The caged villains: "AGAIN!?"
  • Cleo: "Oh yeah, you have, NO idea, how often Nile ends up causing the near-end of Deserta cause she can't get a simple water spell right."
  • Loogar: "WELL IF YOUR POP'S SO DAMN POWERFUL, WHY DOESN'T HE DO IT!?"
  • Patra: "Father wants Nile to have great self-esteem, unenlighten kur!"
  • Loogar: "WELL IF THE STUPID GIRL'S THAT BLOODLY INCOMPIDENT THEN I WOULDN'T TRUST HER WITH BLOODLY WATER?!"
  • Nile looked as if she's about to cry.
  • Samutt: "Nile, remember your ability to turn yourself into what people are most afraid of. Just read his mind, and turn into it. That'll teach the mean unenlighten a lesson in respect."
  • Loogar: "BAH?! THE STUPID BRAT COULDN'T EVEN HANDLE WATER!? WHAT MAKES YOU THINK SHE'LL-?!"
  • Nile quickly got angry, jumped up, flipped at a sonic-like pace, and turned into a scary demon bat!
  • Nile: "ROOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR?!"
  • Loogar screamed like a girl!
  • Loogar: "BAT! BAT?! I'M AFRAID OF BATS!?"
  • Batula: "Dude, I am a bat!"
  • Loogar looks at Batula and screams!
  • Loogar: "THE PROFESSOR TOLD ME YOU WERE A MUTANTED MOUSE WITH WINGS!?"
  • Narcotic: "(Gaffaws), Watching people in fear is funny!"
  • Hank: "COOL! THAT IS AWESOME, LITTLE GIRL?! OH, DO NARCOTIC NEXT! HE'S AFRAID OF THOSE ACID SPITTING ROBOT DINOS FROM CYBER-JURASSIC PARK?!"
  • Narcotic: "HANK, DON'T, OR SHE'LL- (Nile turns into a robot Diloposaurus and it fires acid on his face) YAAAAAHH, YOU IDIOT!! (Smacks Hank)"
  • Nile: (Turns back into her real self) Can I still do the water spell, father?
  • Amutt: Of course, dear. Just be careful.
  • Nile: YAY!! (Summons water from a nearby river, yet drains it out completely as fish were seen coughing and gagging, yet before Nile could launch it at Qui)
  • Amutt: WHOA, HONEY, I DON'T THINK SHE NEEDS THAT MUCH!! YOU WANT HER TO BECOME A GIANT WATER BALLOON?!?
  • Nile:... Sorry. (Gives Qui a small amount of water and throws the rest back in the river)
  • Qui: Ok, I think I got this now. AHEM... (Prepares again, and after a pause for dramatic effect, Qui roars loudly, and this began summoning mummies from the ground)
  • Starbot #1: Uh-oh!
  • Starbot #2: Prepare to attack! Prepare to atta- (A mummy rips it's head off, and the mummies began to tear apart the Starbot armies one-by-one)

DR Ship

  • Another Reptilian Being: Sir, there appears to be mummies tearing up our forces! What should we do now?
  • Nuke: Oh, I'm sure that's nothing the Jetpack Commandos can't fix.

Battlefield

  • Qui: (Sees that blue armored Starbots are flying into the battlefield) Hmmph, I should've known Nuke would throw the Jetpack Commandos at us. They always were unstoppable to any rebellions in the AUU.
  • Amutt: Pure machinery cannot match our power. Scor-Pan! You may release them!
  • Scor-Pan pulled out a green orb, tossed it, and it freed an army of feroious Locust men and flew into the Jetpack Commando wave, and an intense fight ensues!
  • Qui: "My glories, those beasts are brutal! And quick!"
  • Amutt: "Oh, the Locu-men are not even my strongest. Scor-Pan, release Fire-Wind!"
  • Scor-Pan: (He tosses a red orb, and the Giant Falcon/Phoenix from before appeared and unleashed fiery death upon the armies)
  • Amutt: And the best has yet to come... Release the Oasis Turtle!
  • Scor-Pan: (Tosses a green orb that transforms into a giant flying sea turtle with a floating oasis on it's back, which was in even size with the DR Ship)
  • Qui: HOLY ASS-C****** GOD!!!
  • Amutt: THIS will be our method of travel throughout the UUniverses, AND our greatest defense. Watch and learn! (The Oasis Turtle makes whale-like noises and opens it's mouth to reveal a massive yellow light, which blinds the Dark Radicals)
  • Nuke: WHAT THE HE- AAAAHHH!!!
  • Many-Eyed Red Being: AAAHHH, BRIGHT!!!
  • Squid-Like Being: (His eyes were literally burning, dubbed as fish guy) MY EYES!!!
  • Reptilian Being: NUKE, WHAT'S GOING ON?!?
  • Nuke: I don't know. I sure hope it isn't some kind of we- (The turtle hacks flaming acidic balls which rapidly damage the DR ship)
  • Computer: Warning, warning: acidic substance doing significant damage to bridge.
  • Yellow Unicorn-Horned Being: BY THE GLORIES, THAT THING IS GOING TO MELT THE SHIP DOWN!!!
  • Nuke: Calm yourself, Cassel! We'll just activate the shield and we'll have this fight in the bag!
  • Yellow Unicorn-Horned Being (Cassel): Well, if you say so, sir.
  • Nuke: Hacko, get the emergency RLV ready just in case!
  • Reptilian Being (Hacko): Yes, sir! (On radio) Attention, attention, the boss says that we need to get the reusable launch vehicle ready in case of emergency- (The Turtle fires another flaming acidic ball) WHAAAOOHH!! AND DO IT QUICKLY!!
  • Starbot: Roger roger! (Presses a few buttons as a computer screen shows connections on the bridge)
  • Nuke: This beats escape pods am I right, everyone? Too much trouble just to get to them.
  • Hacko: "AND PLEASE DO IT QUICK?!"
  • The Locu-men began piling on the glass!
  • Winshield wipers smack them away
  • The Bridge deattaches and escapes!
  • Qui: "Ugh, I forgot that was a thing with them."
  • Amutt: "They will be dealt with in good time. Now, if all the crusades are dealt with, it's time we-"
  • Nile: "OOHHHHH! LOOK! DESERTA HAS ROBOT CAMELS NOW?!"
  • Giant walkers simular to AT-ATs from Starwars with Scourge Symbols on them.
  • Mercurymon's voice: "PRESENTING, THE FIRST UNVEILING OF THE SOCURGE MASTERS!? POWERFUL WALKING MACHINES OF DESTRUCTION?! Allow me to deminstraight....... FIRE AT WILL?!"
  • The Scourge Masters began firing at the Scarab Guardian!
  • Mercurymon: (The attacks don't do much to the Scarab Guardian)... WHY ISN'T IT WORKI- (Both the Scarab and the Oasis Turtle attacked the walkers, rendering them into small Makuta pieces, and launching the Scourge Imperials straight off into the distance screaming)
  • Amutt: Like I said, machinery doesn't pose a threat to us.
  • Qui: I am impressed.
  • Amutt: "Now, since the heroes haven't attacked us, I suppose the mere sight of our creatures scared them off before we encountered them. They too will be dealt with in good time."
  • Sleme and her friends were hiding.
  • Sleme: ".... Donkus, Croad. We need a plan to stop the propicy from coming true."
  • Croad the Toad: "But how are we gonna stop this?"
  • Donkus the Donkey: "Ya'll saw that thang! It blew up our friends to smitereens! LIKE SODA WITH POP ROCKS?!"
  • Croad: "Besides, we lost Crangor!"
  • Sleme: "..... Crangor means nothing to me. He was only gonna stop the propicy only for profet. I'm actselly trying to do it to stop Amutt.... Like what my ansister did."
  • Donkus: "Now wait, hold up? What you talking about girl?"
  • Sleme: "..... My ansister was respondsable of alarming the gods of what Amutt was planning to do to the universe. She sympathes that Amutt was being a good father and husband, but.... What he's doing makes him no better then any of those villain crusades."
  • Croad: ".... Then why you mercenary then?"
  • Sleme: "..... Exposing Amutt is considered an act of servent/lord betrail. Servents are never allowed to expose anything to anyone, even if it was a conspiracty....."
  • Donkus: ".... Oh I see what's really going on here. Girl, by all accounts, your ansister did the right thing."
  • Sleme: "Not to the word of the Pharohs! Servents are suppose to be loyal and obedient, and.... Even the act of exposing a terror crime in the making is considered a betrayal to standerds."
  • Croad: ".... So, true moivation for involvement with Crangor is....?"
  • Sleme: "Because that idiot mutt was the closet fool brave enough to seek out Amutt.... And failed. Obviously. But he outlived his purpose. I must now redeem my family's honor by bringing Justice to Amutt. Even if I had to use... (An enchanted blade was reveil) This. The blade of Set.... Something even the gods themselves fear.... A blade said to curse an immortal being of all kinds to a high level of Morality Illness that even becoming amoral can't fixed."
  • Donkus: "Wait, but shouldn't he TECNECALLY already have that since he's doing this to reform socity? Isn't that an act of, caring for mortals?"
  • Sleme: "He knows of the illness, you fools! He balences it out by being amoral to his actions. He does it like what any god would do to a sin-riddled civilisation! He made his family, even the light-headed Nile understand this."
  • Donkus and Croad: "Ohhh...."
  • Sleme: "But with the blade of Set, the morality illness will be at a state not even being amoral would cure. Amutt will be stopped either way."
  • Croad: "But.... Won't that leave Samutt and daughters, heart-broken?"
  • Sleme: "Believe me, I don't want to ruin Amutt's family, but Amutt himself is a deludional monster, who he and the Scarlet Messiah will end up ruining our universes through this, deluded "True Enlightenment" scam that'll only lead to misery! On both good and evil...."
  • Donkus: ".... But what about that Qui chick? What's gonna stop her from continuing the propicy without Amutt?"
  • Sleme: "She's already targeted by the heroes. Even at her state, she won't fare any much different."
  • Croad: "I, I still do not feel right ending life of father and husband just to stop conquest and new age."
  • Sleme: "Believe me, I am NOT like Crangor! I don't believe ending Amutt's life would make me any less of a monster like he is, but if both of you idiots had any suggestions, I like to hear it!"
  • Croad and Donkus look scared and are cowering!
  • Sleme: "Hmmpt. The one thing you two get right is obedience."
  • Croad: "It's, not at you."
  • Sleme made a surprise face, and looked to see Celestia with Luna and Twilight.
  • Sleme: "...... Oh shit..... How, long have you three been standing there?"
  • Twilight: Too long.
  • Celestia:... You know something, Sleme? You might actually be of use to us. Come with us if you want to live.
  • Croad: Why should we trust you?
  • Celestia: If I wasn't here to help you, we'd already have you beaten. Hurry, the Scarab Guardian will notice us soon. (The three follow them and they teleport away right as the Scarab Guardian walks in sight)
  • Amutt: Alright, Qui! The time has come to leave Deserta and take to our next destination.
  • Qui:... And I think I have just the place to start. (The Scarab Guardian crawls onto the Oasis Turtle which flies off into space, and travels a lot faster until it goes into hyperspeed)

Later...

  • Timon: Let me get this straight.... You think that THESE mercenaries could be useful? Why is that?
  • Twilight: Well, they apparently have a weapon that could be of use to us against the power of Amutt.
  • Sleme: (Shows them the Blade of Set, and most of the High Council is surprised)
  • Yen Sid:... I can't believe it! You actually found the Blade of Set?
  • Pinkie: The Blade of setting what?
  • Yen Sid: No, no, no, Set is the name of the Egyptian God of storms, deserts, chaos and war.
  • Pinkie: WHOOOAAAAHHH, I DO NOT WANNA TOUCH THAT THING, THEN!!!
  • Yen Sid: Yes, this sword actually belonged to Set himself, and you know what, it was actually the sword he used in Egyptian mythology to kill and mutilate Osiris, AND he continued to use this sword during his battles with Osiris' son, Horus, until Set was eventually beaten and killed, leaving his very own sword to be lost forever.
  • Nala: And... I take it since that sword is in her possession, then those gods are real?
  • Zeus: As real as they come. And one of our duties, besides trying to prevent the prophecy from coming true in Amutt's image, was to find all the Egyptian Gods' artifacts like this one.
  • Rainbow Dash: And what makes this sword so special?
  • Yen Sid: When a sword is crafted by a being of chaos and war, it can do terrible and cataclysmic things. The Blade of Set is said to be so powerful, it could not only kill gods like some God swords such as the sacred Blade of Olympus-
  • Zeus: WE DO NOT SPEAK OF THAT SWORD, THANK YOU!!!
  • Yen Sid:... Right, anyway, it could not only kill gods, but it does so through infecting them with morality sickness, and not even sticking to who you are like you should will be unable to fix it.
  • Fu Dog: HOLY CRAP, WHAT KIND OF GOD WOULD CREATE SOMETHING LIKE THAT?!?
  • Zeus: A god of chaos, that's who. Every god of every country has something that can be used against other gods. My father has the Kronus Stone, Nega-Ares has the... Weapon that must not be named..., and Set has THIS! Hell, even OUR Ares had a sword that could kill gods. In fact, he made a LOT of them. If you're a god of war, you have to have something that can be a match for a god. When Set killed Osiris with this thing, it definitely gave him morality sickness. Sure his wife... And sister for that matter... Isis, resurrected him, but Osiris now has a condition where he is forbidden from talking to mortals without the use of godly substances, otherwise he would die. And believe me when I say that it's a pain when we gods have to resurrect ourselves.
  • Fluttershy: "But, isn't killing Amutt too, extreme? He has a family, and-"
  • Ignitus: "Now who said ANYTHING about killing Amutt? We strictly will only use it to scare him out of his deludions."
  • Sleme: "And how will you know he won't mistake it as a threat to his life and do the same what he did to Crangor?"
  • Ignitus: "Alien Cannons are one thing, but even Amutt would not dare stand up to the Blade of Set. You likely already know that."
  • Sleme: ".... That's, the thing. He thinks the real blade was long destroyed by the gods since Horus defeated Set. Anything simular, even the actual thing itself, he'll think it's nothing more then a pretender or a fake."
  • Celestia: "Scor-Pan may likely be less ignorent. He seems knowledgeable of the Egyptian gods, he's likely to know the blade well."
  • Sleme: Well, I still don't think Amutt will be willing to believe that the Blade of Set is in our possession. The only proof we have of it being the actual thing is using it.
  • Yen Sid:... There is actually another way to prove it's the real thing. You see, all god-crafted swords give off a spectral glare in the sunlight that only gods and immortal beings can see. Once Amutt sees it glare in the sunlight, he'll know it's real.
  • Sleme:... That's actually rather convenient.
  • Zeus: Yeah, it's true. Not just because I know the Egyptian Gods well because... You know, the whole thing with Alexander the Great and Cleopatra's marriage and all, but because all Gods know it. Trust me, when Amutt sees that blade in the sunlight, he'll know we mean business.
  • Twilight: So what's the plan, then?
  • Celestia: Well, we definitely can't handle this on our own. We need to go see the Shell Lodge Squad. Hopefully, they'll have Banzai's 'fear of chickens' problem solved by now.

Chapter 3: Invasion of the Drones and Mummies

Back the Lougers around the end of the last episode.

  • The Louge Computer begins to act up!
  • Louge Computer: "ALERT!? ALERT?! ALERT?! AN INVADION FORCE HAS APPEARED ON THE DRAGON REALMS?!"
  • Cynder: "INVADION?! WHO COULD BE INVADING IN THE MIDDLE OF A GREAT IMPOURENT TIME, I-"
  • The screen changes and the Lougers gasp!
  • Cynder: "........"
  • Icky: "... OH SHIT NO!?"
  • Cynder: "Qui......."

Dragon Realms New York City.

  • A Giant Scarab Beetle was stomping about in the city, causing citizens to run in a panic as Millaterry personal arrive in quick shock.
  • Qui and Silluettes of dog people were seen.
  • Qui: "BEHOLD, UNENLIGHTED!? I, AM YOUR MESSIAH?! I AM YOUR SALVATION?! I, AM, THE SCARLET DRAGON?! THE BRINGER OF TRUE ENLIGHTENMENT!?"
  • Qui roars a great roar, as then, armies of Mummie Warriors magicly rose from the ground, as Qui Drones charge in from the skies and reek havic on the city!
  • Qui: "THE AGE OF UNENLIGHTENMENT AS ENDED!? THE NEW SCARET AGE OF ENLIGHTENMENT, SHALL BEGIN?!"
  • The City goes into great ruin as the Mummy Warriors over-wealm the Millaterry as the Millaterry retreats in fear!
  • The Giant Scarab destroys the buildings of the city, and destroys Tri-corn's statue of Liberty!
  • Citizens and Millaterry flee for their lives as the Mummies and Qui Drones persue them!
  • Qui: "DO NOT RUN FROM ENLIGHTENMENT?! EMBACE IT?! LET ME HELP YOU EMBRACE THE NEW ERA OF PEACE!?"
  • Qui breaths ice that creates a great ice wall, preventing the citizens and millaterry from being able to escape as the Mummies and Qui Drones close in on them!

Dragon Gaurdian temple.

  • The Lougers stared in horror as a bright glow was seen on the screen!
  • Icky: "..... At, least Qui found her new purpose in life?"
  • Cynder: "THIS IS FAR FROM BEING BETTER THEN HER TRYING TO UNITE THE VILLAIN TEAMS?! SHE'S EVEN MORE HORRENDUSLY MISGUIDED THEN EVER BEFORE!? WE HAVE TO STOP HER?!"
  • Moans and growls are heard.
  • Trixie: "(Fearfully) Uh, guys? We have guests!"
  • The Mummy Warriors began to magicly rise from the ground!
  • Squidward: "..... Maybe we were better off with a Freddy Kruger inspired Chicken."
  • Lougers: "No kidding."
  • Trixie: "Uh, Sponge? Plan?"
  • Spongebob: "Just one...... WE SURRENDER!?"
  • The Mummies look surprised on what just accured.
  • Lord Shen: "..... Spongebob, please tell me this is just a clever plan to lure us closer to the problem."
  • Spongebob: ".... Actselly, this is my plan. Just giving up so we can get the oppertunity to negosiate with Qui."
  • Skipper: "THAT AIN'T GONNA FLY?! RICO?! SMOKE BOMB!?"
  • Rico hacked up a smoke bomb that explouded! The Lougers vanished!
  • The Mummies began to scearch everywhere!

Louger safe room.

  • Skipper: "Instead of giving up like cowerds, we're gonna fight to the last man standing! Kolwalski, stragity?!"
  • Kowalski: I recommend we target Qui on top of that giant Scarab Beetle. We might need to capture her so we can know what's going on. Though we might have to watch for her forces.
  • Skipper: Let's see how these forces can deal with the awesomeness of the Shell Lodge Squad! We're forcing our way to her!
  • Kowalski: I don't think that's a good idea, Skipper-
  • Skipper: THAT'S AN ORDER, KOWALSKI!!
  • SpongeBob: HEY, I GIVE THE ORDERS AROUND HERE, PAL! You only have leadership of your comrades, but I command ALL OF YOU, UNDERSTOOD?!? And I say... WE FORCE OUR WAY TO QUI!!!
  • Skipper: YES!! (Tigress face-palms herself)
  • Trixie: "Well that's a far cry from the same cowerd who wanted to surrender earlier before."
  • Spongebob: "Hey I didn't nessersarly said I disagreed with Skipper."
  • Shifu: WAIT!! I think Kowalski's right! We can't just rush in there without a plan. Even with our numbers, we'd just get overwhelmed. We need a plan here.
  • Skipper: Then what do you suggest we do, genius? (Shifu gives him the Wushi Finger Hold) YAH, OKAY, I'M SORRY, DON'T SKA-DOOSH ME!!! (Shifu lets go)
  • Shifu: "Good. Now, we need to find a way to get on that scarab giant and confront Qui about her new friends."
  • Icky: "Well we KNOW she's not doing this for reuniting the villain teams, but, why did she went from that to a dark but misguided messiah so quickly?"
  • Mr. Dodo: "Let's see if the UU guide has an answer for that. (Brings out the UU guide) Now, let me type in Deserta legends and history, and add in anything to do with Mummies and Giant beetles and-....... (Face quickly becomes uncheerful and becomes fearful.) Oh dear.... Oh, very, very, VERY dear."
  • Sparx: "..... Why are you talking like that, I don't like it...."
  • Icky: ".... It's fucking bad, isn't it?"
  • Mr. Dodo:... Have you, by any chance, heard of Priestlord Amuttamon?
  • Iago: Doesn't ring a bell.
  • Sparx: Nope.
  • Sandy: No idea.
  • Private: Nothing.
  • Merlin: I have.
  • Shifu: As did I. As members of the High Council, we were dedicated to making sure the prophecy he wanted to come true involving a scarlet dragon and an army of mummies and powerful beasts to begin a conquest for enlightenment wouldn't come true in his terms. We knew we couldn't prevent the prophecy from coming true, but we could stop it from being completed.
  • Merlin: We just didn't expect that Qui, of all people, would be the one to fulfill it.
  • Mr. Dodo: And the list of Amutt's monsters are baffling! He's got two mummified greyhounds, which was with Scor-Pan, an army of giant carnivorous locusts-men, a giant falcon/phoenix hybeed, which we've ALSO seen with Scor-pan, this giant scarab, A spy-falcon capable to duplicate itself for multiable spying, and the biggest of them all, a giant flying sea turtle with an oasis on it's back which is their primary means of transport across the UUniverses.
  • Icky: JESUS F****** C***-S****** CHRIST!!! CARNIVOROUS LOCUST MEN?!? A GAINT TURTLE!?! A CLONE MAKING SPY FALCON!? NOW IT IS DEFINITELY NOT A GOOD IDEA TO CHARGE IN THERE WITHOUT A PLAN!!
  • Shifu: Why did you think I stopped us?
  • Skipper: Then... What do we do? (Qui's roar was heard, and mummies came bursting from the floor and grabbed the Shell Lodgers as they struggled to break free)
  • Qui: (She and Amutt and family arrived to the front door) These are the Lodgers I've been talking about! They weren't with the High Council when I expected them to be.
  • Amutt: Hmm, I wonder why that was?
  • Icky: "..... Funny story. We were atatcked by a Freddy Kruger inspired nightmare monster chicken let loose by Lord Cobra, and, OBVIOUSLY, we were too late to stop THIS party from happening."
  • Qui and the Amutt family stared confused.
  • Po: "We know, it sounds stupid, just, roll with it."
  • Cynder: Qui, I don't understand why you're doing this. I thought you discovering your true origins would refraign you from doing things like this. Does this REALLY make you any better than who you were before?
  • Qui: "(Scoff), You're still alive, are you not? If I was doing this as THAT Qui, those mummies would've already killed you. See, I CAN change."
  • Cynder: "Well, I can't argue with that, but still! THIS IS FAR FROM BEING BETTER THEN TRYING TO UNITE FUEDING VILLAINS TOGATHER!?"
  • Qui: "You're lucky I expect the un-enlighten to talk like this. Espeically people who protect this cycle of misery from those that tried to offer some change, even if it wasn't the RIGHT change! Hell, YOU'RE the same people who wouldn't let a victim of an anti-rodent regine in this "Alberta" place from getting the justice for the pain he went through for the lost of his family! You didn't let a poor girl from Kratos get justice from a questionable race called "Mimics" by becoming the leader of the planet! Heck, even a once honored fallen hero from Equestia doesn't seem to get a break from you people?!"
  • Po: "Hey, in our defence, Le Rat was pretty much a psycopath that wasn't making rat discrimination anymore gone, Jessie was cheating to get into leadership, and Pred is pretty much a muderious xenophobe!"
  • Qui: "HEY! Don't, get me wrong. They were as unenlighten as they came! But you know what's respondsable for them being like this?! SOCITY?! Think about it?! Would Le Rat even be a pirate if Alberta didn't desided to be discriminive to rodents?! Would this Jessie girl even be a bully, let alone an attempted usurper if the guy that screwed her over was punished before he got to do it again? And would Pred even got in trouble with you all IF SOCITY DIDN'T JUST DESIDED TO FORGIVE THE CLEARLY STILL CORRUPTABLE MYTHIC CREATURE COMMUNITY TOO SOON?! I mean, it's OBVIOUS A MAJORITY OF THOSE UNENLIGHTEN BEASTS STILL THINK PONIES ARE A JOKE AND A WASTE OF SPACE?! And yet Celestia wanted them to be FRIENDS with her people? Nothing against unconventional rulers, but, a more CONVENTIONAL ruler would just keep his/her people AWAY from a still hostile community at all costs!"
  • Mantis: "Ok, WHY try to justify people you barely even know?"
  • Qui: "I mainly learnted about them from Amutt. Granted I tecnecally did known Pred before in that Plunderweed fiasco, but I didn't fully understood, or properly cared, about what that guy's problem was. I thought he was just nuts until Amutt came in. My point is, if socity was just more fair to them, then we wouldn't have those people turning into villains! Then maybe the people they hurt or even KILLED wouldn't've been included in the cycle of pain and misery! Do you ALL see what I'm trying to get across here? I, am not that Qui anymore! I am the Scarlet Messiah here to free both universes of the pain caused by Socity and it's unintentionally created basturd child, villainy! I am the bringer of True Enlightenment! Darkness Qui I am no more! I am.... JUST QUI!"
  • Icky: "Ya know, kinda a wasted oppertunity ya didn't called yourself "Lightness Qui"."
  • Qui: "Nah, just Qui will be fine. I'm done with using non-people names in my name. So Lougers, I have come to bring to you all TRUE ENLIGHTENMENT! And togather, we will convert socity into a true force of fairness and equility to all and eradicate villainy! Will you, embrace enlightenment?"
  • Squidward: "(Sarcasticly) Will we be getting business cards?"
  • Qui: "... I'm not a stranger to sarcasum. I have the distent feeling you people aren't taking this seriously! What's wrong with bring true enlightenment to both troubled universes?"
  • Cynder: "YOU'RE DOING IT THROUGH CONQUEST, YOU GOLDEN HORNED IDIOT?! HOW DOES THAT MAKE PEOPLE EMBRACE ANY OF THIS ENLIGHTENMENT STUFF IF YOU ROBBED PEOPLE OF THEIR OWN DESTENYS?! What remote good is that if your basicly commiting cultural and freewill geniside?!"
  • Qui: "I promise the conquest will be mostly bloodless. With exception to those that threaten the Amutt family, like that Crangor idiot and his mercenaries, but, they were unable to be given true enlightenment, so, we gave them a chance to rest peacefully in the afterlife. And because you guys a great heroes, you have a great chance at Enlightenment! But as I can obviously see, your gonna be, abit stubbern. Not surprising from socity's and the High Council's lap-dogs. But don't worry. The Age of the Flawwed High Council is coming to an end! The Age of True Enlightenment, is coming! And I'm gonna be the one who politely opens the door for it."
  • Viper: "Qui, as much as we appresiate you have forsaken villainy and want to help make things better, I'm afraid neither you or Amutt have the right ideas in doing so."
  • Po: "Yeah! I mean, your hearts are in the right place, but your heads.... Well..."
  • Mad Hatter: "I believe, this little birdy discribes you two well enough!"
  • Mad Hatter brings out a Kookoo Clock, and the Kookoo bird started to go Koo-koo, Koo-koo, Koo-koo!
  • Amutt: "Hmmpt. Typical un-enlighten humor. Crude and tasteless."
  • Qui: "As RUDE as that was, I am no longer, THAT QUI?! Instead, you just proved you'll be an EVEN bigger challnage to convert, so, I'll save you people for later, along with the Professor and a few former partners of mind. Mummies, take them to the cage on Galapa-God, then rejoin us in the full uninterupted conquest of the planet! And then, more and more of these worlds! Bringing true Enlightenment is gonna be a shoo-in with pretty much the only people locked up like animals!"
  • The Mummies began dragging them away.

The Oasis on "Galapa-God".

  • The Lougers are stuffed in the same cage as Professor Eagle-Beak and the over villains.
  • Scor-Pan and the Deserta Bandits arrived.
  • Scor-Pan: "How ironic is this... We're the criminals, yet your ones in jail. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA?! Soon, True Enlightenment shall avenge all!"
  • Po: "AND WHAT DO YOU HAVE TO GAIN FROM IT, SCOR-PAN?! MONEY!? POWER!? REVENGE!?"
  • Scor-Pan: "You don't actselly think I'm still a bandit leader, am I? I TOO am one of Amutt's creations! His first one, and one capable to master and tame these creatures before you?!"
  • Icky: "Then why surround yourself with the very people your enlightenment crap is against, hypocrite?"
  • Scor-Pan: "They were once mere Circus Folk. Part of several attractions, no less. Till terrorable Human named "El Amazeso" ruined their livelyhoods with faulty insurence scam! I took thise poor souls in and gave them oppertunity to avenge this crime!"
  • Alex: "Yeah, the Lougers took care of El Jerko for you guys, so your pretty much already avenged!"
  • Scor-Pan: "Stopping El Amazeso came too late. Now we also want to convert the socity that created El Amazeso."
  • Cynder: "You don't have to be loyal to this, Scor-Pan. Your devotion will come at a heavy price."
  • Scor-Pan: "But I must! I am loyal to Amutt, and not even threat to being sent to Banish Realms itself will deter me! Deserta Bandits, moniter the misfits and the Professor and friends. I am going to resume helping great Amutt bringing Dragon Realms true enlightenment."
  • Scor-Pan leaves.
  • Wisp: ".... Honestly, I don't get why we went from being mere thieves to zealotical conquesters in litterally a day."
  • Thu Fuei: "Yes, but our loyalty belongs to Scor-Pan. He promises us justice for what Amazeso did to Ringmaster Jermamy, and fatally broke his heart with ruining his beloved circus."
  • Pinklets started to cry!
  • Dick: "Oh there there ladies. Things are gonna be good now. We pretty much won, and the only people actselly a threat are captured. What could possability go wrong?"
  • Slashwing: "GAAAH!? DICK YOU IDIOT?! THAT'S A KARMA PROVOKING WORD!?"
  • Dick: "Aw, I don't believe in that Karma stuff. What could possably go wrong?"
  • Slashwing: DAAAH, YOU SAID IT TWICE!!!
  • Dick: I'm serious, nothing is going to happen! I mean, come on, it's not like--
  • Slashwing: STOP SAYING KARMA-TRIGGERING WORDS!!! YOU'LL ONLY BUILD UP THE COMEUPPANCE!!!
  • Dick: You guys are silly. That cage is locked up tight and it's... Overfilled, isn't it? (The cage busted open from the pressure, and released the Lodgers who in turn beat up the outnumbered Deserta Bandits) AAAAA-HAA-HAA-HAA-HAAAAAAAHHH!!! (Dick was seen with a bruised and beaten bodies)... I'm not a religious hippo, but I now believe in Karma demons!

Elsewhere

  • Karma Fairy: (Scoffs) They think we're demons! (The Karma fairies laughed)

Galapa-God Oasis

  • Icky: Alright, let's restrain these guys and get the hell off this oversized turtle.
  • Sam: Well, it's too bad our van is still at the Dragon Temple... Which we're not at... And we have no idea where we are... In the UUniverses... Or on the turtle for that matter. (Dramatic music plays as the camera eased off to a view of the entire oasis on the turtle's back, and Skipper's angry words were heard in the background)
  • Icky: ARE YOU F****** S******* ME?!? WE HAVE NO WAY OFF THIS FLOATING SHELL-BALL, NO FORM OF TRANSPORTATION, NO WAY TO KNOW WHERE WE ARE, AND WE'RE BASICALLY STRANDED?!? F*********************************************!!!
  • Eagle-Beak: "Well good! At least Qui will be spared from the Galactic Federation's plan to exicute Qui!"
  • Po: "WHOA WHOA WAIT!? What makes you think they would do that?"
  • Icky: "They may be a bunch of rule-stiffs, but they can be reasoned with."
  • Eagle-Beak: "NOT, ALL OF THEM?! A MONSTER IN COUNCILER'S ROBES WANTS HER DEAD FOR HER CRIMES AGAINST BOTH UNIVERSES!?"
  • The Lougers groan with obvious dissatisfaction.
  • Skipper: "You mean that unlikeable jackass of a Slimeballian Sourball? That guy's both a poor representation of the Galactic Federation and his own people! He has no real power?!"
  • Eagle-Beak: "NOT UNTIL THE DON SLIME INSODENT?! Ironicly thanks to you lougers convincing the Grand Council Woman to spare that ugly mutant crime boss, the otherwise unlikeable "Slimeball of the Federation" has gained some credability! That monster is tricking even those against the death penality to have my daughter killed?! And as much I can't stand the idea of Qui being turned into a false messiah, I HATE THE IDEA OF HER BEING EXICUTED EVEN MORE?! AND TO KEEP HER ALIVE, I'LL HAVE TO DEFEAT EACH AND EVERYONE OF YOU?! HANK, CONJURE UP A MUTANT ARMY FROM THE SURROUND VEGITATION!?"
  • Sandy: "It doesn't have to be like this Hank! Remember Candence?!"
  • Hank: "Sorry to do this Lougers, but Qui's a bud, even if she's looney now. I'm not gonna let some donkus snail alien have her killed!"
  • Hank brings out his mutantion gun and begins turning the Oasis' trees, bushes, and friuts into mutanted monsters!
  • Sandy: "DAG NAPPIT EAGLE-BEAK, WE DON'T HAVE TIME FOR THIS?! QUI IS GONNA GO AROUND, MAKING HERSELF LOOK WORSE, AND YOU'RE JUST GONNA TUSSLE WITH THE ONLY PEOPLE CAPABLE TO SMACK SOME SENSE INTO HER?!"
  • Eagle-Beak: "IF IT MEANS SHE'LL LIVE, THEN I DON'T CARE EVEN IF YOU'RE THE ONLY ONES CAPABLE TO STOP A SUN EXPLOUDING!? I AM NOT GONNA LOSE QUI AGAIN!? PLANT MUTANTS, ATTACK!?"
  • The Plant Mutants charged!
  • Skipper: "Kolwalski, please tell me you created that reverse mutantion ray you always bragged about."
  • Kolwalski: "Sadly, forgot it this morning, Skipper."
  • Merlin sighed annoyed and turned the plants back to normal!
  • Merlin: "GOOD PROFESSOR, THIS HARDLY VERY PRODUCTIVE!"
  • Eagle-Beak: "ALLIES, ATTACK?!"
  • Hank, Batula, Anima, Sting'nBite, Loogar, Sing Jin Sue, Celisus and Narcotic charged
  • Eagle-Beak looked annoyed at QP.
  • QP: ".... I'm not fighting a pointless fight."
  • Eagle-Beak: "GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH?!"
  • Anima charged at the Penguins!
  • Anima: "YOUR SOULS ARE MINE, DESENDENTS OF MY ENEMIES?! (Rico hacks up a flashlight, turns it on, and scares off Anima)"
  • Skipper: Whew! At least we know what else can hold him back besides Pinkie.
  • Sting'n Bite: (Buzzes towards Fidget as he screams until Boss Wolf mallets him into Loogar)
  • Batula: GRRRGH!! (Uses his sonar to hypnotize some of the Lodgers)
  • Batty: (Pokes him in the back, and when Batula turns around)... *BZZZAT* THIS IS SPARTA!!! (Kicks Batula in the face in slow motion)
  • Celsius: Alright, Lodgers, this has gone far enough! We won't let you send Qui to her doom! (Bursts in flame as he gets the Lodgers trapped in a flame ring)
  • Merlin: (Notices a nearby pond)... Hydra erupticonna! (Levitates water from the pond and spins it in a watery ring above him, and sprinkles it across the fire ring and everything in the middle, including the fire-bursting Celsius who turns to ash)
  • Celsius: GROCK!!! HOW MANY TIMES MUST I KEEP GETTING SOAKED BY THESE BASTARDS?!?
  • Narcotic: Relax, Celsius, I got your back! (Takes out his infector gun) Ever since I got this baby back, I've taken the liberty of upgrading it for MAXIMUM INFECTION!!! (He presses a button on it and it transforms into a bigger weapon)
  • Kowalski: GOOD GOLLY WOLLY!!!
  • Narcotic: Say goodbye to your skin, Lodgers! (The gun rapidly fires a green fire-like beam of disease as the Lodgers duck out of the way, and everyone begins to put on oxygen masks)
  • Patrick: Thank goodness for these spare gas masks!
  • Eagle-Beak: (With gas mask) WHOA, NARCOTIC, THAT'S A TAD TOO EXTREME!! WE WANT THEM ALIVE!!! QUI'S DAUGHTER ESPEICALLY?!
  • Narcotic: What? I got this set to a non-lethal disease.
  • Eagle-Beak: Yes, but you want our own to suffer that, too?
  • Narcotic:... Oops. (The villains begin to get sick with green swollen pox on their skin, bloodshot eyes, vomiting, and dizziness)
  • Anima: "Thank goodness I'm tecnecally already dead or otherwise this would be a problem to me and-"
  • Rico flashes the light again, causing Anima to scream!
  • Rico laughs!
  • Eagle-Beak:... Exactly what kind of sickness is this?
  • Narcotic: Slime Pox D, of course, the least lethal of the Slime Pox viruses. I... (Checks the vials used in the gun)... Whoops, I used Slime Pox A by mistake! (A burst was heard)
  • Looger: AAAHH!!! IT'S EVERYWHERE!!! OH, GOD, THAT HURT SO MUCH!!! AAA-HAA-HAA-HAAOOOWWWCCHH!!
  • Narcotic:... Yeah, that is the worst of the viruses. Still not fatal though. Just more... Painful.
  • Eagle-Beak: (Sighs) Get this infectious s*** cleaned up and let's do this WITHOUT any casualties.
  • Narcotic: Okay, okay! (Sucks up the infectious gases with the gun, and the Lodgers take off their masks)
  • Icky: Nice cheating, loser! It didn't helped your guys at all, MORON!?
  • Lord Shen pounces on Narcotic!
  • Sing Jin Sue and Viper confronted each-other.
  • Sing Jin Sue: "I envisioned us having another chance to deal with our differences sister.... Admitingly, doing it on the back of a giant sea turtle capable to survive space with an oasis with it's own oxygen system is a bit of a surprise."
  • Viper: "Sister, what do you have to gain working with Eagle-Beak when your allied to the Guild of China's Worse?"
  • Sing Jin Sue: "Wouldn't you like to have your curiousity settled?"
  • Sing Jin Sue charged and she and Viper began to fight!
  • Hank charged at Sandy!
  • Sandy: (Back-hands Hank to the ground)... Pathetic, Hank! Is that really the best you could do?
  • Hank: You want worse? Well, let's see how you feel about that when you get some NAKED MOLE RAT DNA INTO YOUR SYSTEM!! (Pulls out a grenade with a pink vial on it)
  • Sandy: Oh, come on! THAT'S your worst move on me? Turning me into a naked mole rat/squirrel hybrid?
  • Hank: Maybe. Remember when you were put in jail for public nudity?
  • Sandy: WHOA, WHOA, WHOA, PLEASE DON'T MENTION THAT TIME!! First off, it wasn't my fault, Plankton stole my fur pelt and I had to find it somehow. Sure I could've gotten my pressurized suit to cover it, but I couldn't fit it on the coffee pitcher I used to replace my helmet since I lost it. Secondly, I DIDN'T go to jail. I'm good at bringing my own testimony in court, and with help from SpongeBob AND Mr. Krabs' testimonies, I got Plankton to 6 months of community service. And people thought I went to jail for being blamed by possible corrupt law enforcement. The law enforcement of Bikini Bottom may be unreliable and mean at times, but it's DEFINITELY not corrupt.
  • Hank: Whatever! I just wanna see your fur fall off!
  • Sandy: Because you wanna see me naked because you still have a bit of crush in you to stoop to that level, or because you think it's funny?
  • Hank: Whatever you want to think of it! Just hold still so I can make this painless!
  • Hank was about to throw the grenade when-
  • Spongebob: "PELVIC THRUST?! (Thrusts himself) WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO- (SLAMS INTO HANK?!)"
  • Hank: "D'OH?!"
  • Hank loses the grenade and it hits onto Loogar's head!
  • Loogar: "OW THE BLOODLY-"
  • BOOOM?!
  • Loogar became a hidious Wolverene/Naked Mole Rat hybrid as all his fur fell off spontaneously.
  • Loogar: "Oh please tell me that didn't came from Hank."
  • Trixie: "Uh..... That did. And now.... Well, let's just say you look as if you're the reason why Wolverenes and Naked Mole Rats should never have interchourse with eachother."
  • Loogar: "WHAT!?"
  • Loogar looks into the same pond and screams like a girl!
  • Loogar: HOLY CHRIST, I'M NASTY AND MORE EXPOSED THAN I WAS WHEN I WAS A MEGA-MONSTER!!! LOOK AT ME, I'M FLABBY AND GROSS!!
  • Icky: Dude, you shouldn't tell people to look at you when you're looking like that.
  • Looger: "(Sees Trixie)... YOU!? PONY!? YOU'RE MAGICAL?! TURN ME BACK TO NORMAL AND I'LL KILL YOU PAINLESSLY?!"
  • Trixie: "Don't you mean "Or"? And didn't the griffin instructed you guys NOT to kill?"
  • Loogar goes into a rage and squealed loudly!
  • Trixie screams and makes a run for it!
  • Hank and Spongebob and rolling around and entered into a hands hold-off!
  • Spongebob: "I should informed you that Candence would be very hurt about this! As hurt as I am of you trying to make Sandy naked!"
  • Hank: "TELL HER I WAS PROTECTING A FRIEND FROM DEATH! She'll understand based on that weird Friendship Religen thing."
  • Loogar was about to pounce on Trixie!
  • Trixie: "GILDA?!"
  • Gilda charged in and elbow slamed into Loogar!
  • Loogar: "GAAAHHHHHH-OW?! MY SPINE!?"
  • Gilda holds Loogar down.
  • Gilda: "FOR THE RECORD, FLABBY, TRIXIE ISN'T POWERFUL ENOUGH TO EVEN TURN APPLES INTO ORANGES YET! IF YOU NEED ANYONE MAGICAL TO FIX YOU, ASK MERLIN! NOW, IF MERLIN AGREES TO TURN YOU BACK TO NORMAL, WILL YOU PROMISE TO BACK DOWN!?"
  • Loogar: "I, LOOGAR BOOSALIS, AM NO COWERD!?"
  • Trixie brings out a mirror.
  • Trixie: "DO YOU REALLY WANNA STAY THIS UGLY FOR THE REST OF YOUR LIVING LIFE?! (SHOWS LOOGAR HIS REFLECTION, AND THE MIRROR BREAKS?!) Oh.... That's 7 years of bad luck."
  • Loogar: "OK, OK! I GIVE?! I GIVE?! I JUST DON'T WANT TO BE A FREAK ANYMORE?!"
  • QP: "And Loogar's out. (Merlin turns him back)"
  • Loogar:... Where's my fur?!?
  • Merlin: Look sir, I only fixed your DNA, that can't fix your fur's growth span!
  • Loogar:... THEN MAKE IT GROW BACK!!
  • Merlin: Okay, okay, geez, but only because you look ugly like that! (Magically makes his fur come back, though puffy)
  • Icky:... Yeah, you'll need a lot of brushing for that one. (Loogar growls)
  • Sing Jin Sue was on the verge of over-wealming Viper!
  • Sing Jin Sue: "Give in, little sister! You know my kung-fu is far from being an equil to yours!"
  • Viper: Sing, I know things may seem bad for you after Oogway exiled you and father harshly disowned you, but joining Eagle-Beak isn't going to make you feel better!
  • Sing Jin Sue: Then what SHOULD I do, huh?
  • Viper: You should at least try talking with father! I'm sure by now, he realizes that he was harsh with his words on you. You can't blame him, that's what a lot of fathers go through when their children do something bad. They say things they don't mean. The best you can do is give him a chance-
  • Sing Jin Sue: NEVER!! I've got new friends now! And nothing you say is going to get me to face my awful father again! I love my new life as it is!
  • Viper: But at what cost? You're only making your family name look bad by being a part of this group, even me! I'm not criticized that much because I am a pleasant and famous Kung Fu master.
  • Sing Jin Sue: Don't try and sway me, sister! When people look at me as I am to forever wear this mask, then they know shame! And as long as I still wear it, I must stay with this life!
  • Mantis: Okay, you two, will you stop with the sibling rivalry and make up already?
  • Sing Jin Sue: STAY OUT OF THIS, BUG!! I WILL SQUASH YOU UNTIL- (Mantis was able to overwhelm Sing Jin and pin her to the ground) OOF!!
  • Mantis: I think you've done quite enough today, missy!
  • Eagle-Beak: "WHY AREN'T ANY OF YOU DOING BETTER THEN THIS, AND-.... Wait, where is the skeetraziod commander?"
  • Sting'nBite was cowering in fear at Icky holding even what is merely a broken used can of Raid.
  • Sting'nBite: "That poison ruined my race's reputation as proud warriors! RUINED IT!?"
  • Eagle-Beak: "..... WHY ISN'T XERXES HELPING?!"
  • Xerxes: "I don't believe in fighting pointless fights as well."
  • Icky: "Oh yeah, we almost forgot. HOLY CRAP, XERXES IS BACK?!"
  • Xerxes: "Too late, the dramatic effect is lost."
  • Eagle-Beak: (Sighs) If you want something done right, do it yourself! (Charges his scepter and fires powerful beams at the Lodgers)
  • Skipper: EAGLE-BEAK IS IN ACTION, TAKE COVER!!! (The Lodgers duck from the scepter beam)
  • Eagle-Beak: "Oh sure, the other villains are no problem to fight, but when I entered the ring, you all wisely step off. Approbeate enough considering my power. No one on this island is capable to defeat me."
  • ???: "EAGLE-BEAK, THAT IS ENOUGH!?"
  • Eagle-Beak looked to see Celestia and Twilight.
  • Eagle-Beak: "YOU TWO?! HOW DID YOU EVEN GET ON THIS THING?!"
  • Twilight: "Duh, magic."
  • Eagle-Beak: "Okay, but how did you find-"
  • Celestia/Twilight: "Also Magic."
  • Celestia: "That, and the AUUians and the Galactic Feds had ships. Also, it's not hard to locate a giant flying sea turtle with an oasis on it."
  • Eagle-Beak: ".... Ok, I walked into that one. But seriously, even with Celestia, you're helpless without the elements of harmony or Taiku! I will not lose easil-"
  • Taiku appeared from nowhere and smacks Eagle-Beak in the face!
  • Taiku: "AND HE TAKES DOWN THE KINGPIN!?"
  • Eagle-Beak recovered quickly and got angrier as he aimed to fire a powerful magic blast at Taiku!
  • Pinkie: "SURPRISE?"
  • Eagle-Beak freaked out and ended up missing as the blast hits and blows up an asteriod!
  • Eagle-Beak: "WHY YOU ANNOYING PINK HORSE?! I OUGHTA-"
  • Rarity smacks Eagle-Beak in the face!
  • Rarity: "TAKE THAT YOU RUFFIAN!?"
  • Eagle-Beak: "OW IN THE FACE AGAIN?! THAT TEARS IT!? I'LL TURN YOU INTO THE UGLIEST TOAD IN THE WORLD FOR-"
  • Rainbow Dash zoomed around Eagle-Beak enough times to make him dizzy!
  • Rainbow Dash: "I think your plans are all SPINNING out of control!"
  • Icky: "..... Wow.... I just got usurped as the bad pun maker."
  • Eagle-Beak quickly recovered and aimed to shoot down Rainbow Dash!
  • Eagle-Beak: "I'LL ZAP YOUR WINGS PAINFULLY ENOUGH SO YOUR WONDERBOLT DREAMS WILL BE NOTHING BUT A SAD PIPE DREAM THAT-"
  • Applejack bucks Eagle-Beak right in the crotch!
  • Eagle-Beak: "(High-pitched) OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH?!"
  • Lougers and Villains: "OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH?!"
  • Marty: "RIGHT IN THE BATTERIES!?"
  • QP: "He really should've worn a cup today."
  • Eagle-Beak falls down to the ground, covers his pained area, and moans in pain!
  • Fluttershy appeared.
  • Fluttershy: "Oh you poor deludional thing. You want an ice pack?"
  • Fluttershy offers an ice pack.
  • Eagle-Beak: "(High-Pitched) Ice Pack, would be, lovely."

Later.

  • Both the Deserta Bandits and Eagle-Beak and friends are tied up, as QP, due to being a slightly stronger threat, had to be held by a giant magnet as the other heroes had arrived.
  • Icky: "So what exactly can we do to these clowns?"
  • Warson: "They're a concern for later. Right now, a much larger concern is in progress of conguring an innosent planet."
  • Icky: "Wait, how did you guys find the giant Sea Turtle, and, manage to catch it for that matter?"
  • Celestia: "Well firstly, as mentioned, a giant Sea Turtle with an Oasis on it's back flying through space is a hard thing to miss. As for containing it, well.... I think you remember Fluttershy's persaysive control over all unsentient creatures?"
  • Slashwing: Wait, your yellow pony friend persuaded Galapa-God?
  • Fluttershy: Uh... Yeah?
  • Dick: How the hell did you do that? It's like the size of Mt. Everest, how would it even see you to know you're persuading him?
  • Fluttershy: You'd actually be surprised. I've persuaded ground whales before. I'm sure something as gentle as a giant sea turtle can enjoy my company. (The turtle wails in agreement) All I had to do was scratch the itch on it's belly, and it was wanting to listen to me in return.
  • Eagle-Beak: (Sighs) I'll never understand the logic of your animal-caring habits.
  • Icky: "Ok, now that we got both jokers settled, Fluttershy, ask the giant space turtle to take us back to the Dragon Realms."
  • Eagle-Beak: "YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT SPACE YOU'RE IN?! YOU'LL NEVER FIGURE OUT, YOU'LL BE FOREVER LOST AND-"
  • Hank: "AW COOL, IS THAT WONDERLAND?!"
  • The Wonderland world was seen in the sky.
  • Icky: "Oh hey, that means we're in the disney universe. Flutters, tell the thing to set chourse for the Dragon Realms."
  • Eagle-Beak stared angerly at Hank.
  • Hank: ".... Sorry."
  • Eagle-Beak: "High Councilers, a deal! In return for sparing Qui, I'll give in my life for hers!"
  • Celestia: "Eagle-Beak, what're you talking about?"
  • The Grand Council Woman got nervious.
  • Eagle-Beak: "ASK VAINIANA?! SHE AIMS TO BRING DEATH TO THE POOR GIRL UNDER ORDERS OF SOURBALL?!"
  • Captain Gantu: "THAT IS AN OUTRAGIOUS ACTUSATION, YOU TROG?! WHY I OUGHTA TAKE YOUR WINGS AND HELP THEM TO A GRILL AND FRY THEM!?"
  • Grand Councilwoman:... Actually... It's true.
  • Everyone: What?!?
  • Grand Councilwoman: Look, it's not my fault, my position as Grand Councilwoman is at stake here. Sourball is forcing me to go through with this under threat of firing me. He says I owe it to him to-
  • Icky: HAH! Are you kidding? That unlikeable asshole is nothing but scum and a pretty minor member! Even more minor then servents and paperworking pencal pushers! The guy's asentually the panqriious of the Galactic Federation! It has no true use anymore, and it's due to be removed! Also, blackmailing a superior in the Grand Council of the galactic feds? Shouldn't that get Sourball kicked out in an instant?
  • Grand Councilwoman: And, ordenarlity, it's the easiest thing in the world, but.... He's the reason why I take laws and rules seriously. He's been angry at me for going soft on criminals ever since I spared you guys and 626. It, got worsed when I didn't have Don Slime exicuted.
  • Chi Fu: Hey, why should that be his problem? Does he know that morals exist?
  • Grand Councilwoman: Sourball doesn't show concern for morals. Ever since getting the intensifer banned, he's gone out of his way to severely punish those who commit terrorist acts. As the one who helped me gain this position, I respect him too much to disobey him, as much of a minor member he is.
  • Iago: Look, lady, he's blackmailing you, going too far on criminals, and even outlawed a measly weapon, and given it a penality that is UNREALISTIC for even weapons WORSE then that thing! Heck, Death Star inspired weapons are argueably WORSE in compairison to a measely carriable cannon, but does that get worthy of a death sentence? NO! The worse even the most dispicable asshole gets is a life sentence! WHAT MAKES THAT STUPID CANNON ANY SPEICAL OUTSIDE OF A FEW RACES BEING CRYBABIES ABOUT IT!? Pardon my offenciveness, but I only called them that because THEY STUPIDLY ALLOWED THAT JERK EVEN THEY DON'T LIKE TO GET AWAY MAKING A VERY UNREALISTIC ILLEGAL WEAPON LAW!? EVEN WHEN THEY ALL WERE AGAINST THE DEATH SENTENCE, THOSE WHINY CRYBABY HYPOCRITES?! In fact, didn't terrorests used to be AFRAID of those things until SOMEHOW it gotten into their thick skulls that they can used it too!? Sourball is nothing but an unreasonable pile of shit AND he's abusing his own power. Why does HE deserve any respect from you after doing all that s***?
  • Grand Councilwoman: Because he made me Grand Councilwoman!
  • Lord Shen: Just because he did that, it's no excuse for him to use that against you and make you his bitch! ESPEICALLY SINCE HE'S BUT A MINOR COUNCILER?! He doesn't even contribute much in embettering laws! He thinks you can't touch him because of his "power", and that allows him to get away with terrible acts such as blackmail and wrongful punishments. Tell me, your highness, what has that splooge-face ever done for you besides make you Grand Councilwoman?
  • Grand Councilwoman: "I..... Now that I think about it, he was nothing but a jerk to me until I became Grand Councilwoman. In fact, his claim of a family killed by terrorests is being debated as nothing but sympathy bait concerning that Sourball has documented evidence that he and a unknown decesased brother were orphaned, and that no intensifer based attacks outside of the destruction of the Slimeballian Terror Group "The Scumbaggers" was ever reported."
  • Icky: "EXACTLY! So THAT asshole is nothing but an uncreditable, lying, unsympathicable piece of shit?!"
  • Grand Councilwoman: "Well, I wouldn't call him truely uncreditable. Again, because of Don Slime, he has began to convince representives of the victimised races of the intensifer attacks and beyond that I am not acctiquit enough. Even dispite his minor status and that, everyone pretty much dislikes him."
  • Gantu: "THEN ASSURT YOUR ATHORITY AND HAD THAT UNGRATEFUL BAG OF GREEN SLOANGE OUT OF OFFICE AND INTO A JAIL CELL WHERE HE BELONGS?!"
  • Grand Councilwoman: "I DO THAT, AND I COMMITED AN ACT OF BETRAYING A DEPT?! And in my people's culture, betraying a dept, even if it's to someone you don't very much like, is the most dishonorable act ever. I'll be declared a disgrace to my own race."
  • Cella: "Isn't it ALSO in your people's culture to stand up for others? That outranks the dept thing and loopholes it that, if your depter is a cruel abuser, then he has no right to a dept! Your already considered dishonorable to them by allowing Sourball to make an unjustly over-kill law over a weapon that otherwise was the thing we needed to make Terrorisum extinct in the alien community! Think about THAT!?"
  • The Grand Councilwoman was caught in a surprise by that.
  • Grand Councilwoman: "..... I forgot about that.... I, I honestly, forgot about that. But, even then, Qui isn't exactly a fairly innosent being... Well, not at first. Sourball would use her many crimes as leverage that not having her executed would be inexcuseable, and even IF I manage to get him impeached, it would forever shatter the trusts of the other members of the Galactic Federation.... It, would lead to it's disbansion. And Sourball will enjoy me being basturdised us as the fool who ended the allience because she desided to have a heart... So.... I'm really sorry.... It's either the end of Qui, or the end of the Galactic Federation."
  • Icky: "THEN SCREW THE UNGRATEFUL JERKS IN THE ASS!? IF THEY WANT TO DISBAN A POWERFUL LEGACY OVER QUI NOT BEING DEAD, THAT'S THEIR PROBLEM?! WHAT BAD THINGS COULD POSSABILITY HAPPEN OVER THE DISBANSION OF THE GALACTIC FEDERATION ANYWAY?!"
  • Warson: "Well, when the USRA disbaned over complincations, well.... Many races wanted to become the new dominatent beings, and hostle races were left uncheck so.... It lead to a huge universeal war that was desistating and life ruining.... I.... I can't imagine what uncountable years of alien warfare in these universes would be like. Many innosent planets would be caught in the crossfires."
  • Icky: Was it really that bad?
  • Warson: Absolutely! The disbanding of the USRA during the AUU Third Cartoonian War had lead to another war before it called the Interuniversal War. It was a time when our worlds were trying to get over the fact that they've lost the best governmental system that's ever happened to them. Over 870 million people died. It wasn't until Globex's recovery from centuries of bankruptcy that made the war easier to end.
  • Grand Councilwoman: And as a technical branch of the High Council that watches over a billion alien races, the Galactic Federation's crumble is not going to be pretty. According to our projections, if the Galactic Federation crumbles, then it might cause a similar effect, and with so many worlds to conquer, then the fall of the Galactic Federation will mean... (Checks a portable device)... That 950 trillion people will die! (The Lodgers and heroes gasped)
  • Icky: WELL, THAT CHANGES EVERYTHING!!!
  • Private: (Faints)
  • Lord Shen: THAT MANY PEOPLE WILL DIE?!? THEN HOW ARE WE GONNA FIX THIS?!?
  • Grand Councilwoman: Well, from the looks of it, you have no choice but to let Qui suffer the consequences.
  • Yen Sid:... (Sighs) Oh, dear.
  • Eagle-Beak: NOW DO YOU UNDERSTAND WHY WE'RE DOING THIS?!? THE GALACTIC FEDERATION IS GOING TO HAVE HER EXECUTED!!! And I've come too far to let my adopted daughter get killed!
  • Lord Shen: "I understand that you're just being a good father, but, letting her live would be the end of the Galactic Federation, and these universes would enter into a crimbling alien war! IS THAT WHAT YOU BASICLY WANT?!"
  • Eagle-Beak: "If it means Qui will live, then yes! Let the stupid aliens kill eachother for all I care!"
  • Skipper: "YOU WOULD LET COMMUNITIES SUFFER UNDER A WAR JUST TO KEEP QUI ALIVE!?"
  • Eagle-Beak: "THEY'RE NOT MY COMMUNITIES, SO THEY'RE NOT MY PROBLEM!?"
  • Celisus: "So who really cares if a bunch of alien freaks deside to destroy each-other? No skin off our noses! Besides, it would matter anyway, because neither you Lougers and High Councilers stand a chance against that Amutt freak anyway! He's an immortal, so that means he's invinciable! Qui will get her true enlightenmented universe! Face it! EVEN THE LOUGERS DIDN'T WIN AGAINST HIM! YOU FOOLS HAVE NO CHANCE!?"
  • ???: "Oh no, big nose?"
  • Sleme, Donkus, and Croad came in.
  • Sleme: "There's only one thing Amutt fears."
  • Celisus: "What, immortal parasites?"
  • Cleisus and Narcotic laughed!
  • Sleme: We have a weapon that's said to be deadly to immortals like Amutt! The Blade of Set. (Shows the sword)
  • Celsius:... The Blade of setting what?
  • Sleme: It's the name of the god who created this. It was lost a long time ago, and it is capable of administering an incurable morality sickness.
  • Narcotic: Oh, what, that blasted disease that defies the definition of immortality? Oh, surely he can survive that as long as he-
  • Croad: You couldn't be more mistaken. This sword gives off morality sickness so much, it is incurable even after embracing proper role in life. This sword is more than capable of killing Amutt if given chance.
  • Cynder:... Well, it looks like we have the power to defeat Amutt after all.
  • Lord Shen: And you are a terrible person if you think you can just let a trillion beings die. You do realize that such a choice can make YOU and your followers targets, right? Hell, ALL OF US could be targets. This war could expand across the UUniverses. You REALLY want to let people you know suffer just to save one person?
  • Eagle-Beak: I lost Qui once, and I assure you, I will not let anyone else take her away from me! And if it means billions of souls have to go to war, then so be it.
  • Celestia:... You insolent careless monster! You realize that we could try you just for saying that.
  • Eagle-Beak: I don't give a flying feather about that, as long as-
  • Lord Shen: (Points his blade at Eagle-Beak)... As much as we sympathize with you, we will NOT stand as you sacrifice trillions of innocent lives just to save a person. All that you have just said is worthy of treason! We're stopping Amutt, and that's final!
  • Eagle-Beak: THEN YOU ARE BASICALLY SAYING YOU WANT QUI TO DIE!!! SHE NEEDS ME!!! YOU JUST DON'T UNDERSTAND!!!
  • Lord Shen: "Look, we'll seek to find a compromise that leaves Qui alive from this, but keeps the Galactic Federation from falling apart and leaves Sourball the true loser of this! It'll be a bridge we shall cross soon enough. But right now, Qui is not gonna win any favers if she continues her messiah foolhardedness and only serve to worsen things! And that Amutt is equily misguided and far from being a proper role model! That mutt needs to be disaplened! I know you think we're not in much of a position to promise this, but we managed to prevent unfair punishments before! We promise this won't be any different. Sourball will be firmly reminded of his place and WILL be kept from harming your daughter! We'll make that basturd regret turning Vainiana into a political plaything! BUT YOU HAVE TO BE REALISTIC AND REALISE THAT AMUTT ISN'T NESSERSARLY THE BETTER OF TWO EVILS!?.... Ok, argueabily, he's WAY better then Sourball, cause one, Amutt OBVIOUSLY wants her alive as much as you do, and argueability if all races, alien or not, are under this enlightenment nonsense, then there would be no war, but still! Remember that you meant her to be a hero! A TRUE one! A hero that people love and need! Not a false one based on a propicy not meant to exist or be allowed to resume! Neither this, enlightenment crap or alien warfare malarcy are anymore more good for the universe as is the releasement of Darkspawn!"
  • Hank: "Yeesh, this guy's getting long winded."
  • Lord Shen: "Qui is still shy of embracing a more PURER desteny even further away this sort of nonsense! All of us, need to lead her to the right path. Away from what Amutt wants, away from what the kind of fate idiots like Sourball wants, and certainly away from those VA cretins! And given you pretty much prefer a violent war that could take decades for even us to quiell over Qui being stopped, your still far from what she needs right now yourself! If you TRUELY care for her, you have to let her go. She barely even rekindises you as a father and still refers to you by name as if your still only a stranger to her! She is trumatised that evil used her like a cheap puppet because she was powerful, and let's be honest, up until now, you weren't much better! Granted, you once in awhile kept her from being worse, but didn't do much to discourage her behavior at all! And being glad she's forsaken that stupid unite the villain teams garbage, is not enough redemption to her! You are still trying to get revenge on Celestia for albeit, an un-nessersary conspiracty to keep Nightmare Moon quiet and made you look like a raving loonatic, but in her defence, she didn't wanted Luna to be basturdised as someone she was not! And I certainly know you don't want Sourball to basturdise Qui as someone is not anymore, or what she became now! Well, do you?"
  • Eagle-Beak: ".... I, I don't, but, I don't trust that monster alien to leave her alone and-"
  • Celestia: "Then don't. We'll make sure Sourball keeps his unforgiving views to himself and we'll punish him badly enough if he dares act out against proper Galactic conduct. And we'll make those that are starting to listen to him realise that Qui is but a victim of bad circumstances and the cruel actions of villains from another universes. Even the most stubbern will reconsider giving Sourball an ear."
  • Cynder: "I know you don't think we're what Qui wants, but we're what she needs. Amutt may not mean intentional harm, and is very unlike the Villains of the VA, but he's far from what Qui truely needs. Qui is being to Amutt, like what I used to be for Malefor. A force used to drive a deludional point across. And you also admited that you hated the idea of Qui helping him! So please, stop fighting us, and help us keep this from getting worse for everyone...."
  • Eagle-Beak: "...... I tried, but Amutt's too powerful. He would already conjure up another cage almost anti-climaticly beating us before we can move! And we all know this giant turtle is not the only monstrosity he has! Have you SEEN what his giant beetle has done to Crangor's mercenaries?!"
  • Luna shuddered.
  • Luna: "Unfortunately."
  • Cynder: "We'll find a way around them, as well with Qui's drones and Amutt's mummies. We need you to work with us, Professor."
  • Xandy: "AND THAT INCLUDES YOUR FRIENDS, EAGLE-FACE?! YOU TOO, XERXES?!"
  • Xerxes: "WHAT?! WHY WOULD I DARE GO AGAINST QUI!?"
  • Xandy: "YOU STARTED THIS MESS TO BEGIN WITH?! YOU OWE BOTH OUR UNIVERSES THIS!?"
  • Sandy: "And you Deserta Morons have to help as well! You helped Scor-Pan to be able to free his master! You clowns owe us!"
  • Dick: "But, Scor-Pan promises us he punishes socity for creating El Amazeso, who in turned ruined our circus. We can't just betray him. He's our family."
  • Celestia: "And even though Scor-Pan does intent on living up to his promise, he's no less misguided then Amutt. He promised you revenge that the Lougers already bought, but only on Amazeso! That means your dept to him is already paid!"
  • Thu Fuei: "It's not enough Amazeso gets taken down! Socity created him cause it did nothing to stop his animal abuse, and even if it did, it didn't end it perimentaly, and allowed him to become an insurence scammer! And I know for a fact that the circus your shy friend goes too was a victim of him! HE REDUSED YOU TO BE THE SAD, PATHIC CRYBABY YOU ARE?! HE WAS ALLOWED TO SCARRED YOU FOR LIFE?! LIKE HE DID TO US WHEN HE MURDERED OUR RINGMASTER THROUGH BREAKING HIS HEART AFTER GIVING HIM A FAKE INSURENCE POLICY?! HOW, are you not, just another broken soul like us?"
  • Rainbow Dash: "YOU WANNA KNOW WHY, MONKEYBUTT?!"
  • Rainbow Dash grabs Fluttershy!
  • Raindow Dash: "Because she had friends!"
  • Fluttershy's other friends came forth.
  • Applejack: "REAL friends. Real friends who treated her like family."
  • Rarity: "And pardon my frashness, but, that Scor-Pan ruffian is NOT a real friend!"
  • Dick: "Not, a real friend?"
  • Twilight: "And not a real family member. He tricked you all into becoming criminals and got you all banished into a strange desert planet over dragon power gems! That is NOT, something a real friend and family member would do! Even though he WILL keep his promise on getting back at El Amazeso, he tecnecally doesn't need to anymore because Amazeso was already long punished for his actions! And Scor-Pan obviously knew El Amazeso would be stopped seperately without his master's enlightenment sceme, so to keep you people from finding out, he planned to steal the dragon gems and had you banished to Deserta so you would be kept from figuring out that Amazeso's long stopped! Basicly, he was using Amazeso as a way to control you guys! Just like how Starlight controlled ponies through promises of harmony with cutie marks!"
  • Pinkie: "In otherwords: YOU GOT PUNKED, BROS!"
  • Twilight: So what is it going to be?
  • Dick:... I'm in!
  • Thu Fuei: As a thief of honor, I know when it's appropriate to fight.
  • Pinklets: We'll do it, too!
  • Wisp: We'll all fight for you.
  • Slashwing: "I'm in only because saying no would be on losing side."
  • Twilight: Good. But don't think we won't go easy on you when all this is over. You need to make up for violating your banishment, AND for the crimes you caused on Deserta.
  • Dick: NO WAY, DUDE, YA JUST LOST US NOW, WE WON'T-
  • Thu Fuei: We give you our word we will do it.
  • All Deserta Bandits: WHAT?!?
  • Thu Fuei: We have to, everyone! They're not giving us much of a choice. So it's either help them and meet their demands, or I meet their demands and turn all of us in!
  • Celestia: Then it's settled. We stop Amutt and Qui before Qui makes the biggest mistake of her life, AND we deal with Sourball afterwards.
  • Donkey: Are you sure it's a good idea to stand up against a minor member of the Galactic Feds when he has a LOT of supporters with him, and risk starting a chaotic intergalactic war?
  • Tigress: Hey, we've done things to risk war before.
  • Po: Yeah, like trying to stop a legendary delivery guy from causing a war?
  • Tigress:... That YOU risked, by the way?
  • Po: Hey, in my defense, you guys never told me in time!
  • Timon: Hmm, he has a point. You can't blame him for not knowing about the situation until it was too late.
  • Shifu:... Yeah, I guess making him do chores as punishment for that wasn't exactly the appropriate response.
  • Po: RIGHT?!?
  • Tigress: The point is it's worth the risk if it means doing what's right. Odds are the people are bound to realize that Sourball is a user anyway.
  • Grand Councilwoman: Well, I don't know.
  • Yen Sid: Look, we'll discuss the Sourball debacle later. Right now, we need to stop Amutt and Qui!
  • Grand Councilwoman: "..... Alchourse, stopping Qui and Amutt is a higher priority."
  • Sebastian: Well, what are we waiting for, mon? Let's kick some Egyptian dog ass!
  • Wisp: Oh, I don't think Amutt will be happy that Galapa-God is against him now.
  • Celestia: "You still haven't agreed to help, Eagle-Beak?"
  • Eagle-Beak didn't say anything.
  • Celestia: "... Professor?"
  • Eagle-Beak: "It doesn't matter what happens, I would lose Qui reguardless. I lost her once, I don't want to lose her twince?! I AM NOT HELPING?!"
  • Lord Shen: "DIDN'T WHAT I SAY MEANT ANYTHING TO YOU, YOU SELF-HEARTED, HALF-MINDED-"
  • Celestia: "No Shen..... I won't make a father choose to harm his own daughter. If Eagle-Beak wishes to stay out of the way, then let him. He already thinks of me negitively that I have to labeled him as a maniac to protect my sister from being judged poorly, he would only hate me more if I forced him to help us against Qui."
  • Icky: "But the asshole owes both our universes for causing Amutt to have a Scarlet dragon to begin with! He-"
  • Celestia: "AMUTT HAVING QUI IS JUST AS MUCH MY FAULT?! Think about it! Cedric and I didn't allowed or welcomed Eagle-Beak's well-meaning intentions because at the time, he meant for the death of my sister because he thought Luna was no more. If I at the least, allowed Eagle-Beak to keep Qui, she wouldn't've ended up being kidapped to the other alternate universes, and several years time discovered her desteny as the Scarlet messiah! This mess is just as much my fault! No, SOLELY my fault! I allowed my grief for losing my sister drove me to ruin the crediability of a brillient professor because he was only seeing Luna as the monster she wasn't truely! He.... He was only trying to protect Equestia, and I was driven to ruin him for it. I owe HIM at least to not force him to turn on Qui! Their bond is shattered enough as it is with Qui realising she wasn't even meant to be a villain... I won't further destroy that."
  • Lord Shen: "But-"
  • Celestia: "(Royal Canterlot Voice): "I MEAN IT SHEN?! I AM NOT GONNA FORCE EAGLE-BEAK TO CHASE HIS DAUGHTER FURTHER AWAY FROM HIM?! IS THAT UNDERSTOOD YOU AGGRANGANT SELF-RIGHTIOUS TWAT OF A TURKEY!?"
  • Lord Shen: OKAY, OKAY, GEEZ!! That voice really scares me!
  • Simba: So... What do we do with him, then?
  • Grand Councilwoman: I don't know what to feel with him. He thinks that a daughter is more important than the lives of over a trillion people, which is essentially treason. I don't know if sparing him will be agreeable to Sourball.
  • Magnum: Oh, here we go again.
  • Nytrox: (Mimics words 'Oh, brother!')
  • Loogar:... Did that unsentient alien dog just speak?
  • Celestia: Again, we need to deal with Sourball later. Right now, we need to make sure Qui doesn't push herself too far. Let's go! (The heroes release some of the bad guys except Eagle-Beak)
  • Fluttershy: Okay, Galapa-God, take us to the Dragon Realms. (The Oasis Turtle moans and flies off into a another direction)

Chpater 4: The Spawn of Amutt/Former Priestlord Magack/Repairing the Blade of Set

Dragon Realms

  • Scorch: (On live) This is Scorch Scorchington, and this just in, there is panic in the streets as mummies and robots invade the Dragon Realms. Chaos has been erupting for a long time, and there is no sign of the Shell Lodge Squad anywhere. The High Council believes that an ancient evil known as Priestlord Amuttamon is the mastermind behind the attack, and has persuaded AUU Villains Act scapegoat Darkness Qui into siding with the conquering madman. Unless our heroes come in time, this world may be completely conquered in a matter of hours. (Mummies pop up behind him)... This is Scorch Scorchington, and- (The mummies grab him) AAAAHHHH!!!

Scarab Guardian

  • Qui: "With this city congured and the lougers disabled, we'll have no trouble conguring the rest of the planet within hours. Enlightenment shall glow fiercely here."
  • Amutt: "Marvelious. Now, I have sent my children to scout out for more cities for our forces to visit soon enough. Until they return, let us reveil in our victory in this ineditablely congured city."
  • Qui: "Sure thing, Amutt."
  • Scor-Pan: "Good news, your graces. Tri-corn has been captured. The mummies will bring her over right away."
  • Amutt: Excellent! This is going to be easier than I thought.
  • Qui: I would want to keep track of those heroes on the Oasis Turtle, Amutt. Trust me, they never stay stranded forever.
  • Amutt: Oh, believe me when I say that the Oasis Turtle has no flaws and only serves me. I told it to never go to any familiar worlds and alert them of their location. As long as Galapa-God remains undisturbed, those heroes are worthless.
  • Qui: But what about the High Council and the other UUniversal heroes?
  • Amutt:... There's MORE heroes?
  • Qui: Yes, there's a LOT of them. There's the Jungle Crew, these kids from Berk who ride dragons, there's the Eds Adventures Team, the Jak & Daxter Adventures Team, the elemental barers of harmony ponies, heck, even a team of stuff animals that are like, the grand father's of the hero team business.... And don't get me started on the Lougers' OC hero friends.
  • Amutt:... Then we must seek out these hero teams and prevent them from being meddlesome! We don't need anymore obstacles in our way. Scor-Pan, did you remember to send one of the spy falcons there?
  • Scor-Pan: "Yes, it should come over to me any minute now and-"
  • The Spy Falcons appeared, turned back into one whole falcon, and landed on Scor-Pan screeching speraticly!
  • Scor-Pan: "Yikes, your acting as if something went wrong!"
  • Qui: "Ok, let's see what's up." (The Falcon showed what happened with the Lodgers on the Oasis Turtle)
  • Amutt:... They have the Blade of Set?... That's not possible! That sword has been lost for over a thousand years. No mortal could possibly have found it.
  • Qui: I think you should be more worried that not only has Galapa-God screwed things up, but he betrayed us.
  • Amutt: No other being besides me has been able to tame such a large beast. Those who tried to reason with it was killed without even starting.
  • Qui: I've seen that yellow pony tame even tiny robotic dinosaurs with no programmed feelings and on monsterious birds from the alternate universe that aren't as monsterious as abertised. She's weak with fighting, yet strong when it comes to wildlife.
  • Amutt: (Sighs) Oh, by the gods! You mortals continue to surprise me. Well, we must stop those heroes and those traitorous bandits before they ever become a problem.
  • Scor-Pan:... And the Blade of Set, sir?
  • Amutt: We shall deal with that in good time. I just can't believe that heinus god killing sword is not destroyed like it was fortold!
  • Qui: A sword can kill a god? Isn't that contridicory to gods being immortal?
  • Amutt: Typical for you to think that since you grew up with mortal logic. But the reality is, being a god or immortal is not truely the same sync as being truely invinable. It's a powerful chaos sword which is said to be so powerful, it could infect an immortal god with morality sickness so deadly, not even embracing your true position can fix it. Set used that powerful blade on Osiris, and currently, Osiris has that condition, and he needs to take godly substances in order to safely interact with mortals.
  • Scor-Pan: Then good! (Amutt was surprised by this and as Scor-Pan continued, looked at Scor-Pan with disgust) I never liked Osiris for his incestuous relationship with his own sister, and the disgraceful act of having a child together. I'm surprised that Horus wasn't an inbred ugly-
  • Amutt: (Grabs Scor-Pan)... Do not EVER insult the Egyptian Gods, Scor-Pan!
  • Scor-Pan: But sir, weren't they the ones who trapped you in the- (He gets magically strangled) AAHHKK!!
  • Amutt: Yes, but I am not going to tolerate a cross word about them. They only turned on us over peer pressure from the unenlighten! They only need to understand what I am doing is right, you stupid scorpian! By all means, be dissatisfived that they bowed to the unenlighten, but we will NOT disrespect their customs, even if one were to accused it of being 'incestuous' or 'ugly'! AND ESPEICALLY DO NOT DISRESPECT HORUS?! This 'non-ugly' child was able to defeat Set, and leave his sword to be lost for millennia that originally was thought to be destroyed! If that doesn't define the phrase 'never judge a book by it's cover', then I don't know what does.
  • Scor-Pan:... Okay, sorry! (Amutt lets go as he gasps for air)... It's just, I was lost without you for a great time, master. I was force to pretned to be powerful russian mafia for a half a few years until I desided to retire and found the Deserta Bandits with former circus preformers. I didn't count on them finally realising tecnecallity with El Amazeso would they realise that their dept was already paid.
  • Amutt: "You see, Scor-Pan, this is WHY Cleo thinks of you as an idiot! You were too quick to leave those mere mortals alone!"
  • Scor-Pan: "Well, maybe it would've helped alittle if we had time to incrise cage."
  • Qui: "Yeah, no offence, Amutt, but, it's kinda also your fault."
  • Amutt sighed.
  • Amutt: "Your right. It was my poor judgement on the cage's duriability that cased this setback. I gotten too distracted of finally making my propicy happen, I unknowingly made an error. But I can correct my mistakes. Seer, go out of your way to alarm my daughters about this! They have a new mission! They need to re-capture the lougers and get the Sword of Set."
  • Seer, the Spy Falcon, nodded in agreement and flew off!
  • Qui: "Do not worry, Amutt. I'm no stranger to bad luck. Even immortals can end up dealing with them."
  • Amutt: "True, but I can't afford misfortune. With Galapa-God turned on us, we're trapped on this one planet. We need to regain it's once unchangeable loyalty, or our enlightenment will be limited to one world! And that is far from the worse these misfits offer!"
  • Samutt was secretly listening to every thing and sighed depressively.
  • Samutt thinks: "Is my husband even right anymore?"

Elsewhere.

  • Seer was finish informing the daughters.
  • Cleo: "WHAT?! A LITTLE YELLOW HORSE MANAGED TO TURNED GALAPA-GOD ON US?!"
  • Patra: "Calm down, sister! It's a mere over-sight. Father will regain it's loyalty. Clearly, these "heroes" are not unworthy oppendents."
  • Cleo: "Worse off, they have THE BLADE OF SET?!"
  • Nile: "Uh, The Blade of Setting what?"
  • Cleo:... Are you really that stupid to not know that the Egyptian god of storms, deserts, chaos and war is named Set?
  • Nile: (Gives a sad face)
  • Cleo:... (Sighs) Sorry, I forgot you were still a child.
  • Patra: So our father wants us to capture the heroes and bring him the Sword? But there's only three of us, and there's about a hundred of those guys.
  • Cleo: Relax, we're the most powerful magic using warrior princesses imaginable. We can handle this. Heck, you have your warrior skills, and Nile can turn into what people are afraid of. Father's trust in us is well-placed.
  • Nile: YAY! (Giggles) I GET TO KICK SOME ASS!!! (The two siblings were shocked)
  • Patra:... Nile, where did you learn that word?!?
  • Nile: From the Lodgers.
  • Cleo:... Okay, now we're DEFINITELY gonna make the idiots pay for that. Girls, get ready for some serious butt-whooping. We're gonna show no mercy on those misfits.
  • Cleo makes her arm magicly bigger then it normally was!
  • Cleo: "Girls, get your mojo going on!"

Galapa-God's oasis.

  • Icky: "Ok, question, why isn't this thing entering hyperspeed if it's so damn fast?"
  • Fluttershy: "He likes to take the sceneic route cause it's more relaxing. He doesn't like going to hyperspeed cause it makes him nausious."
  • Icky: "..... Seriously? A powerful flying space turtle can't handle hyper-speed more then once? WHY did Amutt created this thing?!"
  • Ignitus: "Galapa-God, entered troubled defeluptment thanks to the Eygetian Gods interupting him. Cause of entering into depression and self-doubt, Amutt was not able to correct Galapa-God's serious errors."
  • Iago: "YOU MEAN TO TELL ME THIS THING'S A FAULTY EXSPEARIMENT!?"
  • Ignitus: "Actselly, alot of Amutt's creatures have more faults he wasn't able to fix. The Mummy Greyhounds still have dog-like instincts, the Deserta Phonex Falcon can't handle water, The Locu-Men are about as smart as, unsentient insects so pretty much anything can distract them. The Only perfect exspeariments are Scor-Pan, The Scarab Guardian and the Spy Falcon Seer, the falcon capable to duplacate itself."
  • Icky: "Well SURELY the guy's gonna realise his exspeariments are faulty as shit and would use his magic to correct it!"
  • Ignitus: "That is why we have to act fast before he gets the chance to do so! If he or any of the Amutt family realises that Amutt still has work to do on some of the creatures, then we can kiss controling Galapa-God goodbye!"
  • ???: "I knew it!?"
  • The Heroes gasped and saw the Amutt Daughters.
  • Cleo: "Figures my father's neglect on some of these worthless beasts would bite us in the tail!"
  • Sam and Max: "WHOOA/WOW!?"
  • Max: "TWO UNDERSCRIPTED SUPER MODELS!?"
  • Cleo: "Wait, what?"
  • Patra: "Excuse me?"
  • Max: "ICKY?! (SAM AND MAX LANDED ON CLEO AND PATRA AND INTO THEIR ARMS) TAKE A PICTURE?!"
  • Icky took pictures on his Iphone!
  • Icky: "I am SO posting this on Facebook!"
  • Cleo: "....... IS, THIS, SOME OF KIND OF JOKE?!"
  • Max screamd and ran off, as Patra threw off Sam!
  • Sam: "You always did had that effect on the ladies."
  • Nile was laughing!
  • Nile: "THE BUNNY AND THE NON-ANUBISIAN DOGMAN LIKED YOU TWO?!"
  • Cleo: "Oh, knock it off!"
  • Patra: "Uh, sisters, the misfits?"
  • Cleo: "Oh, right. Anyway, before I was RUDELY interupted by idiots, my sisters and myself have come to claim what is ours."
  • Patra: "Galapa-God belongs to us. We need it to enable us to bring enlightenment across the universes."
  • Po: "Well I don't see his name on it."
  • Cleo: "... Have you seen the shell patterns of Galapa-God?"
  • On Galapa-God's shell pattern, the words "A", "M", "U", and "T's" are seen.
  • Cleo: "The words used to spell his name are EVERYWHERE?!"
  • Private: "Oh. Well, we're just borrowing him for a bit so we can be able to talk some sense into him."
  • Patra: "Then explain the Sword of Set, you muderious pigs?!"
  • Celestia: "We promise you, that is only to place your father in a listening mood. We promise that Sleme will not-"
  • Cleo: "SLEME?! THE SUCCESSER OF THAT BITCH SERVENT GIRL WHO DISHONORED SERVENT/MASTER REALATIONS IN DESERTA HAS THAT STUPID SWORD!? WHY DIDN'T THAT STUPID SEER TOLD US SLEME'S HERE TOO?! THAT IT?! TURN SLEME IN, AND WE'LL BURN YOUR ORGANS INSIDE OUT?!"
  • Nile: "Uh, don't you mean, "Or"?"
  • Cleo: "(Sighed annoyed), Surrender Sleme now, OR we'll burn your organs inside out!"
  • Pinkie: "You didn't say pretty please!"
  • Cleo growled!
  • Cleo made her arm grew bigger again!
  • Cleo: "F*** IT?! EVERYONE DIES?!"
  • Cleo charged in battle crying at Pinkie!
  • Pinkie: "YIPE?!" (Pinkie dodges the massive arm as it smashes the ground as the Oasis Turtle moans in pain)
  • Cleo:... Crap, I totally forgot about the ground being part of Galapa-God.
  • Twilight: Yeah, no joke.
  • Cleo: "NILE, MAKE YOURSELF USEFUL AND TURN INTO SOME KIND OF MONSTER TO-"
  • Nile: "But dad said my fear transformations work when I'm doing it to someone whos afraid of the transformation. Without that, I'm just flipping around for nothing."
  • Cleo: "(Face-palms) Must EVERYTHING has some sort of limit?! Ok, fine! Look for someone who's afraid of a giant monster, THEN turn into one?!"
  • Nile looks at Icky.
  • Nile: "OHHHHHHHHHHH, The ugly goose has a good one."
  • Icky: "First of all, I'm a Ichthyornis, and secondly, YOU BETTER NOT CHANGE INTO WHAT I'M THINKING YOUR GONNA-"
  • Nile does her transformation senquence and becames a Great Valley T-Rex!
  • Nile as a T-Rex: "ROOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR!"
  • Icky: "SHARPTOOTH?!"
  • Tiki: "BLOODJAW!?"
  • Edgar: "Oh AGAIN with the Bloodjaw stuff, I.... We really need to look further into this."
  • Icky makes a run for it as Nile Rex chased him!
  • Cleo: "Finally. Our little Sister's doing something right. Now, for you misfits?!"
  • Cleo charged up into the air, triple flipped downwards and prepared to do a power punch to beat the heroes!
  • Tigress: "LOOK OUT!?"
  • BOOM?!
  • Cleo's power punch was successful at sending the Lougers and friends flying and scattered.
  • Galapa-God moaned in pain!
  • Cleo: "Well, at least the dumb thing will learn to stay loyal to father."
  • Patra confronted Sleme.
  • Patra: "I'll convince my sister to refriagn from her violent tirade if you surrender the sword."
  • Sleme aimed the sword at Patra!
  • Sleme: "MAKE ME!?"
  • Patra only stared disaapointed.
  • Patra: "(Sigh)..... Must the unenlighten learn things the hard way?"
  • Patra brings out her own sword, while Sleme prepares to fight with the Blade of Set.
  • Sleme: "This is a sword that managed to put a higher god to sickness-based shame! Would a mere immortal DARE challnage it's majusty?"
  • Patra: "I'm more then just an immortal. I'm one of the proud daughters of Amutt, the presitlord that is going to bring peace and true enlightenment to all UUniverses."
  • Sleme and Patra entered a sword fight!
  • Icky: MOMMYYYYYYY!!! (Nile T-Rex chased him down until Tigress stomped her foot)
  • Nile: AAOOWW!!!... (Cries as she transforms back to her normal form)
  • Tigress:... I don't know if I should feel sorry for you or not.
  • Nile: CLEO, THE MEAN TIGER STOMPED ON MY FOOT!!!
  • Cleo: (Gets angry at Tigress, engorges her arm, and grabs Tigress with it, strangling her) NOBODY HURTS MY LITTLE SISTER, LET ALONE MAKE HER CRY!!
  • Tigress: I'm not afraid to make a child cry, whether she's evil or not. Mainly because I'm not afraid of anything, or I'm not used to children just yet.
  • Cleo: Oh, really? (Lets her go) Nile, I think this 'fearless' bad old puddy-tat would like some loving.
  • Nile:... (Giggles and transforms into a giant baby)... MAMA!!!
  • Tigress: Whoa, just because I'm not used to kids it doesn't mean I'm afraid of them.
  • Nile: Can you be ANNOYED by them, Miss Bad Ol' Puddy-Tat?
  • Tigress:... You WOULDN'T!
  • Nile: I WANT CANDY, MOMMY!! I WANT CANDY!!
  • Tigress: I'm not your mommy!
  • Nile: MOMMY, I WANT CANDY!!
  • Tigress: I don't HAVE candy!
  • Nile: CANDY, MOMMY, CANDY!! CANDY, CANDY, CANDY-
  • Tigress: (Steps on her foot) I DO NOT HAVE CANDY!!!
  • Nile: (Cries and yells) I WANT CANDY!!!
  • Tigress:... Okay, I am out of here! (Tigress gets chased around by Nile as she constantly keeps repeating the same words) STOP FOLLOWING ME!!!
  • Nile: CANDY, MOMMY, CANDY, MOMMY, CANDY, MOMMY, CANDY, MOMMY... (Repeats the same words as she chases Tigress)
  • Cleo: "..... I can't believe that unenlighten bitch just called my little sister "evil"! What we're doing is a great good! My gods, the unenlighten are so offencive! (Frustraighted groans)"
  • Patra and Sleme get into an intense swordfight!
  • Sleme pushes Patra across the area, but Patra quickly backflips right back into fighting position!
  • Patra: "There are VERY, rare moments when Magic is actselly a use to me.... This is one of them."
  • Patra charges up her sword to godlike levels.
  • Patra and Sleme charged at eachother, but when the two clashed blades, Patra's blade destroys the Blade of Set into 2, destroying it's magic and redusing it into nothing!
  • Sleme: "NO?!"
  • Patra spin kicks Sleme into the ground!
  • Patra: "VICTORY IS OURS, SISTER!? THE BLADE OF SET IS DESTROYED!?"
  • Cleo: "See? And you were worried these fools were a threat to us."
  • Cleo traps all the heroes, Lougers, and the villains into a BIGGER cage!
  • Cleo: "Face it, you unenlighten scum! You lost!"
  • Nile turns back to normal and returns to Cleo, Patra quickly returns to her side.
  • Cleo: "The Blade of Set is forever destroyed! It's magic to never recover! You lost your only way to harm our father!"
  • Celestia: "IT WAS NOT OUR INTENTION TO MURDER YOUR FATHER, YOUNG ONES?! WE NEEDED SOMETHIG TO REASON WITH HIM!? WITHOUT IT, THIS UNIVERSE IS DOOMED TO BE ROBBED OF IT'S FREEDOMS BY YOUR FATHER'S BLINDED PATH!?"
  • Cleo: "DID YOU ACCUSE MY FATHER OF BEING BLIND?!"
  • Cleo grabbed Celestia's neck, and began to choke her!
  • Cleo: "MY FATHER IS DOING THE UNIVERSE A GREAT JUSTICE!? IF YOU CAN'T SEE THAT, THEN PAY WITH YOUR BEAUTY?!"
  • Cleo uses her magic to rob Celestia of her eturnal youth, turning Celestia into an old, hidious, skeletal hag of a former Alicorn glory.
  • Lord Shen: "CELESTIA?!"
  • Icky: "AW, SICK MAN?!"
  • Luna: "SISTER?!"
  • Cleo: "Let that, be a reminder that anymore rebelions like this, will be costly! GOT IT?!"
  • Warson: "Uh, yes, I mean no, I mean! Whatever you say!"
  • Cleo: "Good. AND AS FOR YOU, GALAPA-GOD?! DEFY US AGAIN, AND YOU'LL GET IT?! UNDERSTOOD?!"
  • Galapa-God moans in frighten obedience.
  • Cleo: "Good! And you are to NEVER listen to the stupid yellow horse, again?! IS THAT CLEAR?!"
  • Galapa-God moans in sad agreement.
  • Patra: "Cleo, you know until father fixes Galapa-God to true perfection, he's exposed to the animal tamers' whims."
  • Cleo: "I'll fix that then. I'll turn her into the most anti-animal piece of garbage in the universe!"
  • Cleo turns to a frighten Fluttershy!
  • Fluttershy: "NO! PLEASE!? ANYTHING BUT-"
  • Cleo casts a spell on Fluttershy, and turns her from a kind hearted mare, to a Cruella De Vil rip-off!
  • Fluttershy: "(Mean, chockity British Accent) COATS?! I BLOODLY WANT TO TURN ANIMALS INTO COATS!? (Cruella like laughed)!"
  • Pinkie: "WHY DO YOU HAVE TO BE SO CRUEL, YOU MONSTERS?!"
  • The Sisters were caught off-guard by that!
  • Cleo: "..... Monsters?"
  • Nile: "..... Monsters? Patra, we're not, monsters, are we?"
  • Patra: ".... N, no, Nile, alchourse not! It's..... It's just the unenlighten being upset with us. It's, best we get away from here. We've done our part."
  • Cleo, managed to avoid getting angry and doing something worse to Pinkie Pie, and sighed.
  • Cleo: "Let..... Them think what they want to think.... We destroyed the Blade of Set.... They've lost. We're done here."
  • Cleo, Patra, and Nile teleported away from here.
  • Icky: "..... WELL THIS IS NO BETTER!?"
  • Patrick: SpongeBob, what happened?
  • SpongeBob: Amutt cheated.
  • Iago: Damn right he did! Our only hope for the UUniverses is destroyed!
  • Max: Defeated by three young daughters of a priestlord. How humiliating.
  • Lord Shen: Celestia, say something!
  • Celestia: Eh, what's that, sonny? My ears ain't what they used to be.
  • Applejack: Oh, great, now she's a god who's got no youth.
  • Twilight: And worst of all, they turned Fluttershy into a jerk to animals.
  • Fluttershy: Somepony get me a fur coat please. I feel as if it's what I really need.
  • Pinkie: Well, look on the bright side, at least she might have some compassion for animals left- (Sees that her cutie mark has changed from butterflies into a fur coat) WHOA!!
  • Rarity: Oh, no! She's meant to be a fur-coat fashion designer now!
  • Twilight: But that's not possible! Nobody can change a pony's cutie mark through such a quick spell. You have NO idea how illegal creating such a spell is. It's a very serious crime that can be punishable by 10 years of imprisonment.
  • Sparx: And yet you ponies let reforming spells off the hook despite the fact that it can be considered an unethical spell because it counts as mind-warping.... You know, like DISCORD DID TO YOU SIX?!?
  • Twilight: HEY, for your information, there is a reason why such a spell is fair to Equestria. It can only be used by those with pure hearts. Any evil being would NEVER be able to use that spell.
  • Sparx: Yeah, but do you honestly think mind-warping people just to get what you want wouldn't feel the slightest bit... Wrong?
  • Twilight: Not unless you've got mental blocks like I do. That's why they teach occlumency in Magic University. They KNOW spells like the reforming spell can be dark, but they also have ways to combat them.
  • Sparx: Does that make it anymore right?
  • Yen Sid: OKAY, SILENCE!!!... I must point out right now that changing magical features, whether biological or not, is not impossible. Amutt and his family are strong magical beings that have defied laws of nature with magic before. They CAN change cutie marks as much as they can create creatures.
  • Lord Shen: So... What do we do now? Celestia's old now, and I don't think I can deal with loving a god looking like THAT! The Blade of Set is destroyed, and they've mind-warped one of our own.
  • Spyro: "....... EAGLE-BEAK, THIS IS ALL YOUR FAULT?!"
  • Eagle-Beak: "WHAT?! I'M NOT THE ONE WHO MIND-WARPED THE SHY ONE AND TURNED CEELESTIA OLD!? Though I admit, it's a fitting fate since I'm not exactly much young myself."
  • Spyro: "IF YOU JUST AGREED TO HELP US FIGHT QUI, THIS NEVER WOULD'VE HAPPENED?!"
  • Eagle-Beak: "ARE YOU JOKING, YOU PURPLE MENACE?! I DOUBT THIS MESS WOULD'VE BEEN LESS INEDITABLE IF I AGREED TO SEND MY OWN DAUGHTER TO HER DOOM?! YOU ARE JUST LOOKING FOR A SCAPEGOAT TO BLAME FOR YOUR OWN INCOMPIDENCE ON HANDLING THREE YOUNGER LADIES!?"
  • Taiku: Guys, guys, remember what Celestia said? It would be wrong of us to force him to do this. And as the one who helped us out time and time again, I feel it should be fair to respect her wishes.
  • Icky: So you're saying that we should be blaming Celestia?
  • Taiku: NO! I'M SAYING THAT WE SHOULD'VE SEEN THIS COMING!!
  • Rainbow Dash: How the hell did Amutt even KNOW our plan anyway?
  • Thu Fuei: Remember Seer? The spying falcon that can duplicate? (Most of the Lodgers are shocked as a glass-shattering sound was heard, and their screams were heard across space)
  • Icky: (Bangs his head on the cage bars)
  • Iago: (Starts tearing his molting feathers off in anger)
  • Gilda: (Bangs her head on the bars)
  • Trixie: (Rips off and eats a part of her cape in anger)
  • Po: (Runs around screaming)
  • Kowalski: (Runs around screaming)
  • Timon: (Runs around screaming until he bumps into Kowalski)
  • Luna: (In royal voice): SILEEEEEEENNNNNNNNCCCCCCCEEEEEE!!! (Everyone stops)... Everyone PLEASE, this is no time to panic!
  • Icky: THIS IS A PERFECT TIME TO PANIC!! We've lost, the Blade of Set is destroyed, there's a duplicating falcon that's making Amutt one step ahead of us, AND THERE'S NOTHING WE CAN DO ABOUT IT!!! Face it, Luna, WE'RE SCREWED SO HARD!!!
  • Eagle-Beak: "Well, the only plus is at least Qui would be alive in all this."
  • Spyro: "I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU, YOU SELFISH OLD CODGER?! THE UNIVERSE IS DOOMED TO BE ENSLAVED BY AN IMMORTAL MADMAN AND YOU SHRUGGED IT OFF AS AT LEAST QUI WON'T DIE?! WHY WOULD CELESTIA EVER LEAVE YOU ALIVE?!"
  • Eagle-Beak: "AT LEAST SHE HAS A HEART, YOU PURPLE MENACE?! KEEP THIS UP, AND YOU MAY AS WELL BE THE NEXT MALEFOR, YOU DISHASTOR WAITING TO HAPPEN?!"
  • Spyro: THAT'S IT!! (He and Eagle-Beak get into a brawl)
  • Cynder: BOTH OF YOU, STOP IT RIGHT NOW!! (The two stopped)... We are going to win this!
  • Spyro: How? The Blade of Set is destroyed, and there's a duplicating falcon that's most likely watching us. And you remember how difficult it is when there's something watching you? You know, like an albino snake with a robot camera eye?
  • Cynder: SPYRO, YOU HAD BETTER BEHAVE THIS INSTANT!!! IT IS NOT EAGLE-BEAK'S FAULT THIS HAPPENED, AND WE CAN STILL FIX IT!! NOW YOU'D BETTER GET A GRIP, OR SO HELP ME, I WILL NEVER SPEAK TO YOU AGAIN, UNDERSTAND?!?...
  • Sparx:... Wow!
  • Spyro:... (Sighs) Fine. But I can't promise that Eagle-Beak is not going to pay for this.
  • Cynder: Spyro, please. We'll be fine. I promise you. We'll stop Amutt, and we'll save the UUniverses like we have so many times before. And... Sorry for going so hard on you.
  • Eagle-Beak: So do you owe somebody an apology, pepper-breath?
  • Spyro: (Growls, yet Cynder stops him)... (Sighs) Sorry.
  • Yen Sid: So... How exactly do we do this with a bird watching us?
  • Sam: Well, I can say it's not gonna be easy. We were never able to save the life of a scientist since there was so much surveillance. With a falcon that duplicates, this will be no different. That bird might be watching us wherever we go.
  • Aurlena: Then... How do we stop them?
  • Kowalski: Well... I think the biggest priority right now is to capture Seer, that way he won't rat out on us once we come up with a plan.
  • Thu Fuei: Oh, that might not be easy. Seer is quite capable of avoiding capture because of his duplicating ability. The only way we can stop him for good is if we capture the ORIGINAL Seer. Take care of him, and you'll take care of his duplicates.
  • Dick: Take care of him? I thought we were supposed to be capturing him.
  • Thu Fuei: (Sighs) Wisp, is it possible for you to hypnotize away his stupidity?
  • Wisp: "I'm a hypnotist, not a miricle worker."
  • Roger: But how do we catch that bird when we can barely know if it's the real one?
  • Genie: Uh, duh, I can do it with a snap of my fingers. But...first, we might need to get out of this anti-magic cage in order for my powers to work.
  • Icky:... Hmm... (Takes Applejack's hat)
  • Applejack: HEY!! (Throws the hat out of the cage)... My hat!... (Gets angry as a kettle sound was heard, and she was able to buck a huge hole in he cage, allowing the heroes to escape)
  • Icky: Works every time.
  • Genie: Great! Now I can work my magic. (Snaps, and Seer was teleported to them, and it squawked confused, and before he could do anything, Mushu fried him until he was naked)
  • Mushu: Now THAT'S what I call Egyptian roast. (Seer squawked, and duplicated himself, only to find that he duplicated another naked falcon, and he ends up piled up by the Lodgers)

Later...

  • Seer was looked up in a small bird cage.
  • Icky: Well... That was easier than I thought.
  • Seer: RAAWWWWKKK!!!
  • Icky: SQUAAAWWWKK yourself, chicken-boy! (Laughs)
  • Eagle-Beak: "Well, even so, YOUR STILL STUCK ON A GIANT SPACE TURTLE THAT'S NO LONGER ON YOUR SIDE!? And the only one capable to negosiate with it, it's trap being a fur fancier, and even then, the blasted beast would dare NOT defy it's masters again! AND EVEN THEN, WE NO LONGER HAVE THE BLADE OF SET, REMEMBER!?"
  • Banzai: "Well aren't just a big ray of sunshine?"
  • Eagle-Beak: I'm just saying the stakes are high on this one!
  • Patrick: What steaks? Where are they, I want steak.
  • Lord Shen: Oh, I assure you we have ways to solve this. Twilight, try using that memory spell you used when you were battling Discord.
  • Twilight: (Tries doing that, but Fluttershy just pushes her to the ground) OOF!
  • Fluttershy: Hey, bitch, haven't you heard of personal space? Don't touch me again!
  • Twilight:... Okay, the memory spell is out of the question, Fluttershy won't let me use it on her.
  • Genie: (Snaps, and ties Fluttershy up) Somepony's been 'knot-ty'! (Chuckles)
  • Twilight: Much better.
  • Fluttershy: LET ME GO, YOU ASS-C*****S!!
  • Rainbow Dash: Wow, Twilight, you'd better hurry up, I do NOT wanna have her with a mouth like that.
  • Twilight: (Casts the memory spell on Fluttershy, and restores her personality and cutie mark)... Fluttershy? Say something, Fluttershy!
  • Fluttershy:... Twilight? Guys? What happened to me? And- (Sees she's wearing furs, and screams as she throws them off) GET THOSE OFF OF ME!!! THOSE POOR CREATURES!!! WHAT WAS THAT?!?
  • Rainbow Dash: Those daughters of Amutt hypnotized you into being a Cruella DeVil rip-off just to make sure you don't tame Galapa-God again.
  • Fluttershy:... Those... Big... Dumb... MEANIES!!!
  • Eagle-Beak: "Oh, calm yourself. Your never gonna win over the blasted beast again. It would never dare betray it's masters again."
  • Fluttershy: That's only because it was afraid that Amutt would automatically know if Seer was watching us. (Seer screeches, and Fluttershy gasps) Such language!
  • Tulio:... Uh... What did he say?
  • Fluttershy: Oh... Trust me, it's better you don't know.
  • Icky: Oh, most of us can speak animal. He called Fluttershy a bitch of a mule. (Everyone groans)
  • Lord Shen: Why did you say that?
  • Icky: I was just filling them in, okay?
  • Fluttershy: (Looks at the ground and rubs it)... Don't worry, Galapa-God, whatever happens, I won't let Amutt hurt you.
  • Eagle-Beak: PFFT, bulls***! He'd have you killed before you could even stare into his soul.
  • Rico: (Dubbed as Luigi) SHADDAP BEFORE I STAB YOU!!
  • Skipper: Rico, what did I say about unnecessary violence? (Rico mumbles in disappointment) But he does have a point, Fluttershy. Amutt is powerful enough to kill you if you dared to stand against him.
  • Fluttershy: But Galapa-God is able to defend me, right? (Galapa-God moans in agreement) We won't let anything happen to you. That's a promise. Now as soon as arrive to the Dragon Realms, you just pretend you still serve Amutt so we can keep Amutt unaware.
  • Twilight: Wow, Fluttershy, I never knew you were one with strategy.
  • Fluttershy: Actually, it was only a suggestion.
  • Xandy: Well, it is a good plan. We do need to keep our enemy unaware. Now we need to come up with a plan of attack. (Nytrox barks)
  • Eagle-Beak: You don't know what you're saying. If his three daughters can kick your asses, there's no possible way you can beat them. And how are you gonna hold off Amutt without the Blade of Set?
  • Lord Shen:... Genie, can't you fix the Sword?
  • Genie: I would if I could, but... Well... It can only be fixed by the one who created it. I can't explain why, but it's how godly logic works. And it's not like we can go meet the Egyptian Gods themselves and have Set fix this.
  • Sleme: Yes, there's no way we can contact them. They're not with us for a reason. They've gone into managing their own country ever since the Second Cartoonian War. And even if we COULD contact them, they wouldn't be able to bring Set because ever since he was slayed by Horus, he was exiled to the Egyptian underworld for all eternity, and that place is too dangerous for mortals to enter. Even a single mortal step in there could end your life. Face it, repairing the Blade of Set is of no use to us. It's gone for good.
  • Zeus: Not to mention if we were to ask Set to fix this sword, he wouldn't just let us use it to stop Amutt. Instead, he would just go rushing off and trying to get revenge on Horus.
  • Icky: Hold on a second... I have to ask, are we talking about the Set from Tutenstein?
  • Zeus: No. That's one of the greater Darkspawn, and has been long imprisoned. We're talking about a different Set. But... I think we still have a chance of fixing it.
  • Sleme: How? Genie said that only Set could fix it.
  • Zeus: Yes, but... Can ANOTHER god of chaos or war fix it?
  • Phil:... You're saying you want one of YOUR gods to fix it?
  • Zeus: Well, doesn't it make sense the more you think about it? We know each other very well since our countries have been good allies. It may be a long shot, but I think one of my own gods can fix this sword. But it has to be a god of either storms, chaos, and war, or even all at once.
  • Zosimo: Well, aren't YOU responsible for controlling storms?
  • Zeus: Yes, but I forgot to say that chaos and war are the main factors in a sword like this. A storm god may be powerful enough to create swords LIKE this, but THIS is not a storm god weapon. This is a sword of chaos and war, and can only be repaired by a god who represents such.
  • Phil: Well, I feel that the only available gods you have of fixing that sword would be... Ares who represents war, and Athena who represents things needed for fighting and especially war.
  • Zeus: Yes, those two may be qualified, but it still won't be easy to explain it to them because they still have that ridiculous rivalry with each other. As soon as I tell them, they'll be like 'I WANNA DO IT'! 'NO, I WANNA DO IT'! And geez, I hate having to hear their bickering.
  • Icky: "Well, one problem. There's no greek god of chaos. Who is gonna cover the choas part?"
  • Zeus: "..... D'OH?! Then I guess Oplumpus can't be much help."
  • Fishlegs: "Well, Norse gods have a god of choas."
  • Hiccup: "One problem, Loki's not exactly a god of his word. The Marvel verson is an infamous exsample of that."
  • Icky: "Well, we can't ask the Eygetians, The Greeks, nor Norse Gods! THAT BLADE IS GONE FOR GOOD!?"
  • Luna: "Unless...... Sleme, where did you find the Blade of Set to begin with?"
  • Sleme: "Look, I can't tell you, I made a promise to keep quiet about it."
  • Croad: "Uh, Sleme, the universe being congured into "Enlightenment" is not worth keeping secret."
  • Donkus: "Yeah, even idiots like us can see that!"
  • Sleme: "....... I got it from Amutt's presessor and teacher.... Preistlord Magack, A Thorthian."
  • Ignitus: "Magack?"
  • Sleme: "You see..... Magack was trying to stop Amutt from leading down his path because of.... Well, he'll explain.... We'll have to return to Deserta and take the blade of set to him."
  • Banzai: "But that would mean letting the Dragon Realms get congured without our help!"
  • Sleme: "That world was doomed from the start! It be foolish to go after Amutt without the blade anyway! Nobody said being smart about things doesn't mean not making sacrivices. And besides, it'll leave Amutt and the Scarlet Messiah busy!"
  • Spyro: Are you sure we can do this quick enough?
  • Sleme: Well, it's the best chance we've got.
  • Lord Shen: What about Celestia?
  • Sleme: Don't worry. Magack was the previous priestlord of the Auramid. He's got just as much power as Amutt does. He'll be able to restore Celestia's eternal youth.
  • Lord Shen: He'd better. I don't wanna be together with her like that.
  • Celestia: (Falls down) I've fallen... And I can't get up! (Lord Shen sighs)
  • Icky: "AWESOME?! THAT IS THE MOST FAMOUS CATCHPHRASE THE LIFE ALERT COMMERCELS EVER MADE! I AM GONNA TWEET THIS!?"
  • Lord Shen: "Well, tweet about THIS AS WELL?!"
  • Lord Shen punches Icky in the Crotch!
  • Icky: "AYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACHAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!?"
  • Lord Shen: NOBODY tweets horrible things about Celestia on my watch, GOT IT?!?
  • Icky:... (Squeaky voice) WE SO GOT IT!!!

Dragon Realms

  • Nile: We did it, daddy! We kicked those Lodgers' butts!
  • Patra: It didn't take that much effort just to destroy that dreaded sword.
  • Cleo: And we turned the yellow one into a fur fashionista to prevent her from taming Galapa-God again!
  • Amutt: Excellent work, my daughters! I knew I could count on you. Now that sword can no longer be used against us, and Seer should be here at any moment to inform us of any progress of Galapa-God's arrival.
  • Nile: YAY! We're winning! (Giggles)
  • Qui: It should be fair to warn you, Amutt, that those Lodgers are good at finding ways around bad situations.
  • Amutt: "I'm not one to doubt the powers of any worthy foe, but I'm sure after to losing to me twice, It's a safe bet they'll give up by now."
  • Qui: "Oh trust me, if it was THAT easy, I'd already revived a villain team I don't like anymore with three groups of fueding fools and congured this universe wrongfully by now. I, tried, everything on them. I tried blowing up their lair, attacking one of their allies alone, I brought a once proud warriror bug race here, I tried taking over a robotic dino park, I MISGUIDINGLY tried to end love, I included a once infamous crook into this at some point, I created hidious plant monsters, I tried to usurp a world through a singing talent show, I tried to get one of their members in trouble for violating the laws of nature and life and death itself.... Over an embarrising prank... Oh, and do NOT get me started on almost ruining Celestia's life through exposing a conspiracty against a demonic centuar and being FORCED to apolgies for it! Then there was the Grooka planet mess, and FINALLY, FINALLY THE MESS THAT STARTED ALL OF THIS, WAS ONE, SIMPLE, BANQUET INTERUPTION THAT WENT SOUTH!?... It was how I found out I wasn't a Zewinsaur.... They're appearently NOT corruptable, not even as rouges! You see what I'm saying!"
  • Amutt stared blankly.
  • Amutt: ".... Wow..... If even YOU had some trouble with them, then I certainly can't risk underestimating them! But alchourse, those failures were because you were far from enlightened. Now that you are in your true perpose, you have a chance to defeat them. In fact, we just beaten them 2 times. But I wager the 3rd time shall be the charm of Horus. Galapa-God will arrive soon. But we'll have to suspect that it'll be awhile.... Galapa-God likely feels awful about turning against us and, will take it's sweet time. We won't be able to expect it to arrive shortly."
  • Qui: "..... I suppose so."
  • Amutt: "Perfect. Already half of this world is under our control. Tomorrow, we'll congure the other half! TONIGHT, WE FEAST!?"
  • Qui: "No Banquets please, I have a brief nervious phobia of them at the moment."
  • Amutt: "Worry not, it'll be only a feast. A feast being held at the palace of the palace known as the "Dragon Guardian Temple", as they called it. It's pretty much the place we were in. Let us, go there, Scarlet Messiah."
  • Amutt Teleport away as Qui sighed happly.
  • Qui: "I'm just so glad to have belonged."
  • Qui flew off.
  • Samutt walked in.
  • Samutt: "(Sigh)..... I really hope, my husband knows what he's doing....."
  • Samutt looks to see her daughters.
  • Samutt: "..... Have the people ready to prepare the feast. Humanely, disaplene defiers. That means you too, Cleo."
  • Samutt looked away, jumped up in the quadtruple flipped, and landed epicly on the ground, and ran off in super-speeds.
  • Cleo: "..... Ok, so, I call position of leader of the slave drivers. Patra, you drive them! Nile, you got drum duty. I will prepare a magnifisent speech. Ok?"
  • Patra: "Please don't refer it as actual slavery. You know our father hates that word. At best, this is mandatory repentence. But aside from that, I'll make sure the repenters behave."
  • Nile transformed into a drum!
  • Nile: "For this to work, I had to pretend one of you was afraid of drums."
  • Cleo: ".... Fair enough. Now girls.... It's time to slave-drive!"
  • Patra sighed.
  • Patra: "Please don't call it that."

Deserta

  • Mr. Dodo: (Galapa-God arrives at Deserta)... Well, we're here.
  • Sleme: And with a few moments to spare.
  • White Rabbit: So where's this Magack person?
  • Sleme: Well, that's the problem. He changes his location almost every year. Ever since he retired as the priestlord of the Auramid, he's now an immortal wanderer who remains isolated from the rest of Deserta because... Well... Let's just say his failure to stop Amutt left him broke in more ways than one.
  • Lord Shen: Then how do we find him?
  • Sleme: Oh... I haven't seen him ever since he gave me the Blade of Set.
  • Sandy: Well, why don't we go to the place where he gave it you to see if there are any clues.
  • Sleme:... Well, I haven't tried that before, but I guess it's worth a shot. Follow me.

Later...

  • Sleme: (The heroes arrive in an abandoned sand hut)... This is it.
  • Icky:... Wow, this place is a total dump!
  • Donkus: Well, duh, it's been abandoned for over 7 years.
  • Boss Wolf: Let's just search the place. (The heroes scout across the hut)
  • Sleme: Make sure you check every corner. Magack was VERY good at hiding things from even the most determined of Desertaian criminals.
  • Gilda: And you're sure that this guy is just as powerful as Amutt?
  • Sleme: Would he be the former priestlord of the Auramid if he wasn't? He's got the same immortality, the same powers, and the same wisdom.
  • Yen Sid: And I thought Amutt's father was the second last to run the Auramid.
  • Sleme: Well, that is still true. Magack was actually a good friend to Amutt's father. Amutt's father is not around though, he didn't want to be immortal, so he died like everyone else.
  • Spyro: Does Magack have a family?
  • Sleme: He had a magi-warrior girlfriend who was tricked by Amutt into becoming one with his mummy army. It's one of the reasons why he was upset that he failed to stop Amutt.
  • Ed Otter: Uh, what's the story about this Magack guy?
  • Sleme: It's better if he told you himself. I don't wanna give too much info on his story. Plus, it's been so long, I barely remember the details. Now please, no more questions. Let's just keep looking. (The heroes continued searching the hut)
  • Icky: Hmm, there doesn't seem to be anything here. Just nothing but sand, cobwebs, and the occational dead Scarab.
  • Lord Shen: "Look at this. He has a map to the entire planet here."
  • Boss Wolf: "What up with the weird tattoos on the map?"
  • Sleme: "Oh, those are marked areas where Gamack goes to every year. It gives us an idea where to go, but it's not a great help in terms of where he is now."
  • Lord Shen: "Well, it's better then being empty handed."
  • Lord Shen and Boss Wolf took the map down, the 2 freaked out as scarabs scattered away from them!
  • Sleme: "..... You two were lucky those were the harmless non-flesh eating Scarabs, or we'd ALL be in trouble."
  • Lord Shen: "Yes, but you'd think the retired presitlord would hire an exterminator once in a while!"
  • Icky: "Hey guys! (Picks up a snake-headed staff) I found this TOTALLY cool snake-headed walking stick! You Deserta folks have real badass taste in-"
  • The Staff suddenly comes alive and screams!
  • Icky: "AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!? TALKING BADASS STAFF!?"
  • Staff: "EEKKKK!? A PERVERTED INTRUDER!?"
  • Icky screamed as he tossed the staff away!
  • The Deserta Bandits quickly got worried and hid
  • Staff: "HELP!? MAGACK?! INTRUDERS?! INTRUDERS?! GIVE THEM WHAT THEY WANT SO THEY CAN LEAVE!?"
  • Sleme: "Kalee, it's ok! It's us!"
  • Staff (Kalee): ".... Sleme?! OH NO?! DID THESE THUGS FORCED YOU TO EXPOSE MAGACK'S HIDE-OUT?! THEY DON'T HAVE THE BLADE OF SET DO THE- OOPS?! I MEAN, I DIDN'T SAY ANYTHING, I'M A STAFF!? Wait, Staffs aren't suppose to talk.... DAMN IT KALEE, YOUR A STUPID GIRL AND A WORTHLESS GUIDE STAFF?! OOPS?! I WASN'T SUPPOSE TO ADMIT THAT!?"
  • Sleme: "WOULD YOU CALM DOWN FOR MORE THEN 5 SECONDS?! THESE GUYS AREN'T CRIMINALS!? Well, not all of them, but they're not here to steal anything!"
  • Kalee: "..... Then why is the parrot admiring Magack's family heirlooms?"
  • Iago was seen admiring some jewels.
  • Lord Shen: "IAGO?!"
  • Iago screams and drops the jewels!
  • Sleme: "..... They're actselly a bunch of people I'm with now.... The mercenarys got destroyed, and Scor-Pan finally found the Scarlet Messiah and freed Amutt. The Universe is in trouble."
  • Kalee: "Well, you have the Blade of Set, so why aren't you already-" (Lord Shen shows the broken pieces of the sword)... GREAT JUMPING HORUS!? IS THE BLADE, BROKEN?! IMPOSSIBLE!!! How in the name of Apep did he--
  • Croad: Well, to put it straight, Seer found out about our plans, and sent Amutt's daughters to destroy it and restrain us.
  • Sleme: But thankfully, we escaped. But we need to get this sword fixed and fast. That's why we need to find your master.
  • Kalee:... Well, I don't know where he is. The last thing I remember was that this place was ravaged by those crazy Deserta Bandits. They were looking for the Blade of Set, yet we never told them that we gave it to you. Next thing we knew, this place was put in shambles, and I was lost.
  • Zeus: When did this happen?
  • Kalee: A month after we gave Sleme the Blade. So, bottom line, I have NO idea where my master went following the raid on this place.
  • Icky:... Wait, why didn't they take you?
  • Kalee: I don't know, I guess the Bandits couldn't find me, either. I can't imagine how much turmoil Magack is in ever since he lost me.
  • Sleme: Well, don't worry, Kalee, we're right here beside you. We'll reunite you with Magack, and he'll help repair this sword.
  • Applejack: Is Magack gonna be willin' to help us, though?
  • Kalee: I doubt it. He's been very ruined ever since his failure at stopping Amutt millennia ago. Don't get me wrong, he's still immortal, but without me, he barely knows any spells. I can't imagine how hard he's been trying to avoid getting captured.
  • Iago: Relax, lady, I'm sure he can handle being safe from several bandits. Speaking of which, where are they?
  • Kalee: They're here?!?
  • Melman: Yeah, they're right... Uh... Where did they go?
  • Twilight: (Notices them hiding and uses her magic to levitate them out) Guys, relax, I'm sure Kalee will understand you're not doing bad anymore.
  • Kalee:... Why are they siding with you?
  • Thu Fuei: Because we realized that Scor-Pan was not worth serving anymore because our revenge quest against a mean circus scammer was already fulfilled. As for separating you from your master, we are truly sorry.
  • Slashwing: Don't believe us, then just watch us bring you back to Magack. You'll be convinced well enough.
  • Kalee:... I don't feel comfertable with this, but since I'm only alive by the head up, what choice do I have?
  • Sleme: Alright, everyone. Now that we've got our clues, we'll need to be quick. We have a large number of locations to search from. He could be anywhere in Deserta.
  • Pinkie: "(Reading in old book): Dear Diary, today I depart to my faverite Oasis in the Valley of Ra and I won't plan to come back to you for awhile. Don't wait up."
  • Twilight: HOW DID YOU FIND THAT?!?
  • Pinkie: (Joyfully) It was in the drawer!
  • Kalee:... Does that female pony give you surprises?
  • Rarity: Yeah, it's what she's best at these days.
  • Lord Shen: Then we'd better get to the Valley of Ra immediately! (They get back onto Galapa-God and fly off)

Valley of Ra

  • Kalee: It should be fair to warn you guys that this is part of the Osirans' territory.
  • Private: Osirans?
  • Kalee: One of the many races of Deserta besides the Anubisans like Amutt. There are 7 races here, all created by the magic possessed by Ancient Egyptians, and all named after the great Egyptian Gods. This is the land of the falcon people of Osirans. And it should be fair to warn you they won't think happily when they see the giant Oasis Turtle.
  • Mr. Whiskers: Not if we avoid their sights.
  • Brandy: And how exactly will somebody miss a giant turtle the size of 6 Chrysler buildings? (While they were flying by, the Osirans in a village are panicking as they see the turtle from where they are)
  • Mr. Whiskers:... Oh...
  • Patrick: Oh, I'm sure it will be fine once they realize we're not attacking them.
  • Sleme: "..... This is Amutt's Oasis turtle."
  • Patrick: "So?"
  • Sleme:... SO THEY'LL SEE US AS A THREAT AND ATTACK US!!
  • SpongeBob: AAAOOO, NOO!!!
  • Squidward: OH, GOD, THEY'RE GONNA FLY UP HERE AND GET US!!!
  • Sleme: Uh... Technically, the Osirans don't have wings, they just have falcon heads, so they can't fly.
  • Squidward: Oh, whew!
  • Sleme: But they have weapons capable of hurting creatures like this.
  • Squidward: F***!
  • Lord Shen: Oh, come on, beings as small as THAT can create weapons that can destroy this thing? What, do they have magical fire cannons or something?
  • Osiran #1: (Falcon-screeches as they have multiple cannons which fire magical fireballs like Shen's cannons)
  • Mantis: Oh, you bet your ass they have magical fire cannons or something! (The magical balls strike Galapa-God as it moans in pain loudly)
  • Kowalski: AAAHHHH, HIS SCREAMS OF PAIN ARE BURNING MY EARHOLES!!!
  • Sleme: THEY'RE GOING TO SHOOT US DOWN!!!
  • Lord Shen: I'll stop them! (Takes out one of his cannons)
  • Icky: I'll never understand how you're able to carry those things.
  • Sleme: NO! You can't attack the locals for making a mistake! That'll provoke them even more.
  • Lord Shen: Then what are we supposed to do, huh? Let them kill us? This is PURELY self-defence!
  • Sleme: "THEY WON'T UNDERTSTAND THAT!?"
  • Lord Shen: "It's us or them, Sleme?!"
  • Sleme and Shen began fighting for the cannon, but in doing so, it prematurely fired and the stray fireball blows up the attacking cannons!
  • Osiran 1: "OH NO!? WE JUST MADE THEN MORE DANGERIOUS!? RUN AWAY!?"
  • The Osirans began retreating!
  • Lord Shen: "..... See? Instead of fighting back, they turned into cowerds once they lost their little toys."
  • Sleme: "..... YOU STILL MADE A BAD FIRST IMPRESSION!?"
  • Lord Shen: "Well, tecnecally, AMUTT made a bad impression. It's HIS turtle, isn't it?"
  • Sleme: "Ugh..... THIS is FAR from what on how I was planning on how to stop Amutt!"
  • Shrek: "That's the universe for ya! It never let's anyone do exactly what they planned!"
  • Kalee: "And you people just made yourselves public enemy numbero uno on Deserta on something that belongs to the real enemy. Sleme, are you SURE these people aren't criminals?"
  • Lord Shen: "Oh COME ON, that was clearly an accsident!?"
  • Kalee: "Yeah, but they CLEARLY don't know that! In fact, they think it's Amutt going crazy! They are right now thinking they just provoked the violent end of Deserta! And only someone like Magack can knock some sense into these people!"
  • Twilight: "And now things have become urgent! If only Celestia wasn't asentually a taller whiter Granny Smith right now!"
  • Celestia was sleeping and snoring.
  • Applejack: ".... I actselly won't complain about the compairison."
  • Sleme: "Kalee, quick, we need to get to Magack and now!"
  • Kalee: "Oh, he has this WONDERFUL spot by this beautiful Oasis that I always liked seeing! Ahh, memories...."
  • Sleme: "In what direction?"
  • Kalee: "Just follow the dunes and past the Osiranian pyrimids and you'll see it."
  • Galapa-God did such.

Another Hut.

  • The Heroes approuched it.
  • Icky: "Uh, Question.... Is it SUPPOSE to look as if it had some bad company?"
  • Sleme: ".... Oh no...."
  • Sleme bursted inside, and found that it was ransacked.
  • Sleme: "..... Oh no..... THOSE FILTHY CULTISTS?!"
  • Luna: "Pardon?"
  • Sleme: "(Sigh)...... Kalee?"
  • Kalee: "Well, there, was a reason why Magack had the Blade of Set..... He managed to steal it from the original finders of the blade: The Cult of Set."
  • Pinkie: "The Cult of Setting what?"
  • Rimshot.
  • Icky: "Ok, Pinkster, that joke's getting piss old now."
  • Kalee sighed annoyed.
  • Kalee: "ANYWAY, with my help alchourse, Magack was able to bravely break into that jackel den of Set worshippers and steal the blade! It was because the Cult managed to get the blades of the other eygetian gods, and wanted to use the blade of Set to use the combined power of the blades to free Set himself and began a new dark era!"
  • Icky: "AND WE CAUGHT OURSELF IN THE MIDDLE OF DEALING WITH AN UBER DANGERIOUS CULT! GREAT! As if the Universe being on the path of a dogman's path of conquest and being considered an enemy to the planet isn't bad enough!"
  • Po: "Well, their evil plan's ruined, right? The Blade's toast. It TOTALLY won't work."
  • Sleme: "True, but the Jackel Leader, Muttamut, knows how to repair the blade. If we are to safely get to Magack, we NEED to destroy the cult once and for all and silence the blastfomy of Muttamut for good!"
  • Iago: "WHOA! Are you saying we should KILL this guy?!"
  • Sleme: "Muttamut is NOTHING but a murderious unredeemable monster anyway! He slaughtered innosent villages for the apeasement of Set and has ruined families! Half of his victims ended up serving Crangor as a result!?"
  • Po: "Yikes..... And, that whole thing about the Scarab Guardian wasting them?"
  • Sleme: ".... The worse part of it. Muttamut is nothing but a beast. He needs to die!?"
  • Boss Wolf: "Gees, your acting as if the guy took something from ya."
  • Sleme: He did..... He took my family from me. He murdered them like the filthy mangey mutt that he is! He's done crimes worthy of death. Do you think someone who does forced sacrifices and kills hundreds of innocent people just to free an evil god of chaos and war is something NOT worthy of death?
  • Shifu: Listen, we are not against execution in general, but we're not supposed to kill those who can't be resurrected unless they gone too far. Correction, the universal conspect of going too far! Not just your idea of it, it has to be universally shared. On our worlds, that's called murder! Granted, people would understand WHY you would kill him and would agree he was FAR from the discription of sainthood, but how is killing him make you rise better then him? The only fair way to execute people is to let their respective worlds do the job. We must only turn him and his followers into Desertan authorities and let THEM decide what to do.
  • Lord Shen: He is right. We can't just go killing willy-nilly like a bunch of heartless barbarians. Even if it's on a group of fanactical dark god worshippers and even IF no one would judge us for doing so or even dare approve of it, it would end up making us look just as murderious as they are! We have to let them get punished the right way.
  • Sleme:... (Sighs) Okay, fine! But I am not gonna like it.
  • SpongeBob: Now where do you think we'll find this Cult of Set? They're sure to be keeping Magack at their main hideaway.
  • Sleme: Oh, that place is a forbidden zone because it's been cursed for security. You enter that place, and who knows what might happen? I can tell you it's gruesome.
  • Merlin: Oh, I'm sure it's nothing a little magic can't fix.
  • Sleme: Actually, only Desertan magic can lift the curse. Outside magic will be rendered ineffective.
  • Kalee: Perhaps I can lift the curse. But I can't do it by myself. My magic spells can only be affective by wielding me.
  • Sparx: You kidding me, none of us know how to use you!
  • Yen Sid: Yes, not even us High Councilors have had proper training in Deserta magic because of the fact that our Egyptian God members remain anonymous. They never taught us how to wield powers like yours.
  • Kalee: Are you willing to try? I can teach you the basics.
  • Zeus:... I'll do it. I'm sure I know the Egyptian Gods well enough to wield you.
  • Kalee: I hope so. (Zeus holds Kalee firmly)...
  • Zeus:...Here we go. Now where's their hideout?
  • Kalee: "It's in the Badlands of Set. The most forbidden site on Deserta, and is said to be the same place where Horus and Set had their last battle."
  • Rainbow Dash: Then we need to get moving. Magack needs our help.

Badlands of Set

  • SpongeBob:... (They look at the surface of the Badlands, and see it is a volcanic wasteland)... (Gulps)... Is this Set's concept of chaos?
  • Sleme: You know it. When he thinks chaos, he thinks apocalypse... You know, because it's what worlds would be like without their gods to keep it in check.
  • Applejack: We always thought chaos would be how Discord sees it, but this takes it to a whole new level.
  • Luna: Well, this is how the first Draconequus Tyranny sees chaos. This is basically what battlefields in the Chaos War looked like.
  • Twilight: Yikes.
  • Patrick: Well, we're not gonna get Magack standing on this turtle. Let's go rescue him. (They land and they walk for a few moments until they reach a certain area where a giant pyrimid filled with Set monuments are seen)
  • Kalee: This is it. The territory of the Cult of Set. It's best to stay clear of the curse's range unless you want your head to explode.
  • Rico: Nasty!
  • Kalee: Alright, Zeus, are you ready to get this over with?
  • Zeus: "Pfft, I could do this in a first time tops."
  • Kalee: "Yeah, somehow, no offence by the way, but we might end up being here for awhile. Just, CAREFULLY, follow my lead, cause the spell is mostly in Deserta Languise, which is also Eygetian languise, so you have to say the words exactly or it'll either won't work or you'll end up casting the wrong spell."
  • Zeus: Okay, let's just get started here.
  • Kalee: Just repeat after me. (Recites an Egyptian language chant, and Zeus repeats the chant and he pounds Kalee to the ground, causing the whole area's dark tone to disappear)... Well... What do you know? You did it.
  • Zeus:... Huh, I thought I made the place much less dark.
  • Kalee: No, that darkness was a sign of the curse's presence. You've gotten rid of it.
  • Sparx: Great! That means we've got clear sailing all the way. Let's go kick some Cult ass and rescue Magack.

Inside Cult Pyrimid.

  • A dark room is seen as Set Cultests are seen at an alter, all lead by a robed Jackel in red face paint, as Magack is held in the air as magical blades are seen hanged on the walls.
  • Magack: You'll ever get away with this, Muttamut! I've hidden the Blade of Set far from you years ago!
  • Jackal Cult Leader (Muttamut): Why do you think I captured you, you powerless fool? I want the person you gave the Blade to into being made into surrendering it to me! I think you'll find with what I have in store for the person, it's not gonna be a resistable offer.
  • Magack: THE BLADE OF SET, ALONG WITH THESE OTHER BLADES, BELONGS TO NO ONE EXCEPT THE GODS- (Muttamut magically tortures him) AAAHHHGGHH!! Ohhh!
  • Muttamut: It belongs to US now! Finders keepers as they say. (The entire cult laughs)
  • Magack: May I just ask right now... Why do you even WANT to release a god? Let alone Set, out on Deserta?
  • Muttamut: "Well ya know, with the other eygetian gods FAR too busy taking care of one of their own, they aren't able to stop people like us! It's a perfect oppertunity to free the great Set! And I won't pass it up because those truely fallen gods just happen to own these blades?! Nothing will stop my progress!"
  • Magack: "Sleme would sooner sacrivice me for Deserta's well being then to sacrivice the other way around. Your wasteing your time, you barbaric dog!?"
  • Muttamut: Use YOU as leverage? (Laughs) At the very least don't insult my intelligence. I know that this 'Sleme' is coming with friends. They're much better targets than you. Even SHE can't resist not sacrificing them. I'm sure things are more valuable than a sword.
  • Magack:... You WOULDN'T!!
  • Muttamut: (Cackles) Try me! I didn't come this far for nothing.
  • Cult Guard #1: (Arrives) SIR!! THE PROXIMITY CURSE HAS BEEN LIFTED!!!
  • Muttamut:... Hmmph, then I see it's time to update it's magic levels. Have the perpetrators captured and bring them to me! They're sure to have the Blade of Set with them! Make sure our attacks are stealthy and unexpected!
  • Cult Guard #1: Yes, sir! (Leaves)
  • Muttamut:... Well, if you'll excuse me, I've got some work to do. Come, cult members. We have a sword to collect. (Chuckles as they left Magack in the air)

Hallways.

  • Cult Guards prepared ambushes everywhere.
  • Cult Guard Leader: "Those stupid misfits won't know what hit'am."
  • ???: "Correction, you unsavery beasts."
  • Fu-Xi appeared from the shadows.
  • Fu-Xi: "It is YOU who didn't know what hit'am!"
  • Fu-Xi attacked and a series of screams are heard!

Later.

  • All the Ambushers are found dead.
  • Muttamut and his non-guard cult see this in shock!
  • Muttamut: "..... WHO DID THIS!? WHO RUINED OUR SURPIRSES!? NOW THOSE MISFITS ARE JUST GONNA WALTS RIGHT IN HERE WITH NO PROBLEM AND..... Wait.... MAGACK!?"
  • Muttamut ran off!

The main Pyrimid room.

  • Muttamut bursted into the room and gasped?!
  • Magack was gone, and so are the blades.
  • Muttamut: "..... No..... NO?! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!? MY BLADES?! MY PLANS TO FREE SET?! RUINED?! It surely can't get worse then this?!"
  • Magack's voice: "Indeed it can, Muttamut.... If your so desperate to see your precious Set again, then allow me to save you the trouble of wasting magic in freeing him, and allow me to send you, your idiot followers, and this pyrimid to the UNDERWORLD?!"
  • Muttamut: "..... You, wouldn't, dare!?"
  • Magack's voice: "..... Try me."
  • The Pyrimid begins to violently shake and the pyrimid begins to crumble!
  • Muttamut: "NO!? NOOOOOOOOOOO!? THIS COULD'VE BEEN A PALACE OF A NEW LEGACY?! A NEW ERA!? A NEW DYNASTY!? I COULD'VE BEEN A GOD?! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!? NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO-"
  • Muttamut gets surrounded by swarms of underworld Scarabs!
  • Muttamut: "DEMON SCARABS!? NO, NO!? I DON'T WANT TO DIE!?"
  • Muttamut runs away!
  • The Demons Scarabs were too fast and got to him!
  • Muttamut was screaming like the true cowerd he is as the scarabs completely cover him up as sounds of tiny eating heard!

Outside.

  • The Cult of Set Pyrimid sinks into the ground magicly as a red portal swallows it.
  • Magack finishes his spell.
  • Magack: "..... Thank you for freeing me, Misfits. Muttamut does not deserve to be among mortals. He's nothing but a barbaric murderor and a child killer."
  • Viper: "I can't believe we wanted to spare that monster! If Fu-Xi hadn't came and told us he also sacriviced children, I..... We should've agreed to let Sleme kill him."
  • Sleme: "Told ya guys, but NOOOOOO, you guys have to be all "Killing him would not make him better then you" stuff on me! Well SURELY now you realised that the fact he kills children too shows he's not worthy of even seeing a trail!? And even then, he would be exicuted anyway!"
  • Po: "Ok, ok! You made your point!"
  • Magack: "Now.... Let us head into my hut. I'll fix the blade."

Magack's Hut

  • Magack: (Uses Kalee like a torch as he continues fixing the Blade)...
  • Patrick: Is it done yet? Is it done yet? Is it done yet?
  • Mr. Whiskers: HE JUST STARTED!!
  • Magack: Silence! This is a very delicate procedure that requires concentration.
  • Patrick: Sorry.
  • Crane: Well... Isn't this convenient? We stop another evil while currently stopping another.
  • Phil: Oy, we got our work cut out for us.
  • Icky: "So, while your working on the blade, could you come into light about what Sleme said about you trying to stop Amutt from entering this path to begin with?"
  • Magack: "(Sigh)..... I tried to stop Amutt from going into this enlightenment scam because.... This Enlightenment garbage is not his own.... He misread the predictions of his magic staff because of.... Scor-Pan."
  • Iago: "The Giant Scorpain dude?"
  • Magack: "Scor-Pan has more to him then pretending to be a thief turned loyal servent to Amutt..... He is what some would call, An Equinox..... But..... A tragity prevented Scor-Pan to go through the progress of being blessed with Balenceo....."

Flashback.

  • (Magack): "Scor-Pan was once very different from what we had known of him. He was actselly the young prince of the Equinox Red Scorpian empire. One of the surviving Equinox Cities assumingly left in the universes.... They had prosparity and twanquility..... But they were plauged by, neighberly conflict."
  • The Beautiful city turns dark, as an army of Black Scorpains arrived.
  • (Magack): "Jealious Neighbers in the form of the Black Scorpain Empire, jealious of the Red Scorpains' power and angered of them failing to share their secrets, waged a terrorable war that ruined the city! Desistation roughted, horrors conchived..... Lives, taken away.... Even, before they can truely begin.... Scor-Pan's parents were among the casualties of the war..... Young Scor-Pan, left alone....."
  • A Baby Scorpain Scor-Pan was seen crying in the ruins of the thrownroom.
  • (Magack): "Sadden..... Trumatised...... Broken...... And almost, forgotten...."
  • (Private): "That's.... Awful...."
  • (Fluttershy): "(Cries), The poor thing!"
  • (Timon): "Yeesh, talk about the worse childhood ever. And I thought my old life stinked!"
  • New shadows loomed over.
  • (Magack): "Then, that is was where, we had found him...."
  • A Young child Amutt was seen looking at a frighten baby Scor-Pan.
  • Child Amutt: "It's ok, little guy.... I'm not gonna hurt you...."
  • Magack: ".... So, the rumors are true.... Those Black Scorpians did made good on their envy-borned threats! They attacked a surviving Equinox kingdom! I'll see to it the gods make their power-hungry emperor suffer for this act of blasmfomy!"
  • Child Amutt was able to slowly get Baby Scor-Pan to come out of hiding and to go near him.
  • Child Amutt: "..... Master, can we please take him back with us?"
  • Magack: "..... I'm, not sure if your father would agree if your yet ready enough to handle something like another sentient being, espeically a child of a Deserta Scorpian. And on top of that, it's an Equinox. Tragicly, little is known about their culture. He might not even went through his Balenceo ritual and he might end up become a fallen Equinox user and-"
  • Child Amutt: "Well, we can't just leave him here to die! He doesn't have anyone to care for him! Please?! (Gives puppy-dog eyes)."
  • Magack: Look, Amutt, by all means, I'll get him a new home. But I just don't think you're ready for an apprentice yet.
  • Amutt: But... But... But...
  • Magack: I'm sorry, Amutt. But he needs someone whom he can trust. Come on, little one. We'll keep you safe, and punish those who killed your parents. (Scor-Pan went up to Amutt)...
  • Amutt:... See, Magack? I think I'm the only family he wants.
  • Magack:... (Sighs)... I can't believe I'm saying this, but... I guess he can take lessons with you. If he is to be an Equinox master, he needs a good role-model. One greater than even his parents can offer.
  • Amutt: I'm sure we can be great friends. Right... Uh... What's your name?
  • Young Scor-Pan:... Scor-Pan.
  • Magack:... Hmm... I see he hasn't learned to fully speak yet. But at least we know his name.
  • Amutt gave Magack a hugged from letting Scor-Pan stay with him.
  • (Magack): "I had hoped Amutt would be able to become a great enfluence on the poor beast.... And for awhile, it did. When the young boys became young men, were were greatest of friends. They acted like brothers as well.... And, they had their moments of ending up causing trouble."
  • Teen Amutt and Teen Scor-Pan had a race simular to that of the racing scene from "The Prince of Eyget".
  • Teen Amutt: "LAST ONE TO THE NILE IS A ROTTEN SET DEMON?!"
  • Teen Scor-Pan (Non-Russian Accent): "With these horses I have, your gonna eat those words, Amutty!"
  • Teen Amutt: "We'll see about that!"
  • (Icky): "Yeah, we all know about the prince of eyget, we know where this is going."
  • (Magack): "I see. Well. Over-all, things went smoothly.... Until, Scor-Pan was able to re-discover his past from the history scrolls and.... It wasn't pleasent."
  • Teen Scor-Pan looked with shock and horror, with some tears on his eyes as he stared into it.
  • Teen Amutt came in.
  • Teen Amutt: "Hey dude, I was hoping we go tease some Nile Corcadiles again and- (Gasps)! Scor-Pan...."
  • Teen Scor-Pan: "...... How long, did you know?"
  • Teen Amutt: "Uh.... About, what?"
  • Teen Scor-Pan: "..... I know when your acting dumb?! How long, did you knew that, I was part of some dead empire of super-wizards capable of mastering both light and darkness?!"
  • Teen Amutt: "Believe me, I, I wanted to tell you, but..... Magack forbidden it cause.... He's afraid that because your people's culture is so mysterious, he was afraid you would take it the wrong way and-"
  • Teen Scor-Pan angerly stormed off and ignored Teen Amutt!
  • Teen Amutt: "Scor-Pan!"
  • (Magack): "And that was when, relations sour...."
  • Teen Scor-Pan: "WHY DIDN'T YOU TELL WHO I WAS, YOU MAN-CRANE?!"
  • Magack: "It was because neither Amutt or myself knew how to explain to you. Equinox culture is a hard thing to understand, and very few have rare oppertunities to actselly study them. But I was planning on informing you when you were ready to embrace the truth. Your capable of magic that in the hands or claws of someone who can't show great restraint, will be a threat to socity."
  • Teen Scor-Pan: "YOU WITH-HELD THIS FROM ME BECAUSE YOU THOUGHT I WAS A THREAT?!"
  • Teen Amutt: "Scor, that's not what he means! He was trying to keep you from becoming one! He meant well!"
  • Teen Scor-Pan: I'M SURE I COULD BE TRUSTED WITH A SECRET EVEN AS A LITTLE SCORPLING!! I can't believe you kept this secret from me for so many years! If I had known this sooner, I could've accepted it.
  • Teen Amutt: But Scor-Pan, you need to realize that Equinox powers are something that can't be an easy thing to cope with. If an untrained rookie isn't careful, they could become just as corrupt as a black sorcerer. We were trying to protect you.
  • Teen Scor-Pan: I don't wanna hear it anymore! I'm not going to just sit here and listen to this nonsense. Our friendship is OVER, Amutt! I'm sure I can find people who can be even MORE honest to me someday. (Leaves)
  • Teen Amutt: But, Scor-Pan! (Scor-Pan left)... (Softly sobs)... My best friend is gone! It's all my fault!
  • Magack: This is NOT your fault, Amutt. It was just a stroke of bad luck.
  • Teen Amutt:... You're right... It's not my fault... IT'S YOUR FAULT!!
  • Magack: WHAT?!?
  • Teen Amutt: I cared for Scor-Pan with all my heart, and it had to be withholding a secret from him that I lost him! If we had just told him the truth years ago, this never would've happened!
  • Magack: Now, now, Amutt, I'm sure you're just under a lot of stress, just please don't pin this on me!
  • Teen Amutt: Why shouldn't I? He was the closest I ever had of becoming a good successor to you. HE'S GONE BECAUSE OF YOU!!!
  • Magack: Amutt, I would lower my tone if I were you. I am your teacher.
  • Teen Amutt: Just leave me alone! (Leaves crying)
  • (Magack): "Good intentions turn into a relation ruining nightmare...... Amutt would in 7 days time realise that Scor-Pan finding out the truth was mainly the fault of fates, and apologises for his words..... But he could not forgive himself for what happened. He grew to secretly hate himself for not being there for Scor-Pan.... He would mask it by inspiring to become the most famous and beloved Preistlord of his generation. His life had gotten better and better until, he started to fear for his family's safety when he grew to know about the dangers of outsider socity of worlds beyond Deserta. On the day that he gotten the prediction that was meant to lure him away from the current path, Scor-Pan came back and ensured he sealed his fate with the promise of returning their relations to back what they once were. He convinced Amutt to start his Enlightenment sceme and convinced him to lure the finest of Deserta's warriors into becoming mummies, and turned Scor-Pan and several animals into the creatures they are now. They would in time wait for the arriveal of the Scarlet Messiah. But thanks to the misguided intentions of Sleme's ansister, the wrong person was punished.... Amutt, and his poor family dragged with it cause they supported him.... Scor-Pan was able to escape to obscurity as a result. Scor-Pan wanted to free Amutt so his intentions can resume, but he needed help. For a brief time, he became leader of a powerful russian mafia group formerly named "The Soviet Stinger", and would eventally become an ally group with the Mafia Allience..... But Scor-Pan knew the Mafia Allience's leader was dangeriously interested of Scor-Pan's past, implying he knew who Scor-Pan truely was. In an attempt to deter the dark one, he retired and gave his position to another. Scor-Pan then went into obscurity again, and then in years time, momentarly became a member of the circus freakshow the rest of the Deserta Bandits were from... And stayed there until a greedy human ruined the circus for his greed. Scor-Pan then has found his new helpers and after getting them to Deserta through an attempt after the Dragon Power Gems, got exsiled back to Deserta, and the Deserta Bandits were created..... And in further time, Scor-Pan, finally found the Scarlet Messiah.... Your "Darkness Qui"."

Flashback ends.

  • Magack: "And now, Scor-Pan's make-shift propicy, as previously untrue as it was, is about to become a reality."
  • Twilight: ".... Scor-Pan's, an Equinox Master? But how come he didn't-"
  • Magack: "Obviously, he wanted to preserve his identity from those that can expose him. As well, to hide from the surviving Equinox Masters who would hunt him down. Because without Balenceo, Scor-Pan is a dangerious threat known in their culture as, an "Anti-Equinox Master". Without Balenceo, the dark magic side of Equinox magic in Scor-Pan is allowed to grow stronger then the light side and corrupt him.... And he has malmitulated both Qui and Amutt to go along with his folly for his own vengenece against the flaws of mortal socity for his tragity concerning his parents."
  • Icky: "Oh son of a bitch, are you kidding me?! First we thought he was just a thief leader, then he turned out to be a servent of a false messiah, NOW HE TURNS OUT TO BE A ROUGE EQUINOX GUY!? NEXT YOUR GONNA TELL ME HE TURNS OUT TO BE SPONGEBOB'S FATHER!?"
  • Spongebob: "But I already have a father! See? (Holds a Picture of his parents.)"
  • Icky: "I know, but I was using it as an exsample of what other stupid surprise waits for us with that guy!"
  • Luna: "This continues to be complincated....."
  • Lord Shen: "Then we need that Blade of Set more then ever now! Then afterwords, we need you to restore Celestia out of looking like a taller Applejack's Grandmother so we can have extra godpower!"
  • Magack: "I can do that, but I feel that she might not be a match for an Anti-Equinox."
  • Lord Shen: Just please do it.
  • Magack:... Very well.
  • Celestia: What was that, sonny? Do I need a hearing aid?... (Magack used an Egyptian chant spell to restore Celestia's eternal youth)... Uhhgh... What happened?
  • Luna: Sister! (Hugs Celestia, and Shen does the same thing) You're back!
  • Celestia: Of course I am. What happened to me?
  • Lord Shen: One of the daughters of Amutt took your eternal youth.
  • Applejack: Yeah, you were lookin' like Granny Smith if she was an Alicorn.
  • Celestia: My goodness. Well, I'm just glad to be back as myself again... Though... Why does my teeth feel funny?
  • Rainbow Dash: Yeah, they fell out during our trip to Deserta.
  • Icky: And it wasn't just as disturbing as Granny Gricky losing her teeth.
  • Patrick: Uh... I thought birds didn't have teeth.
  • Icky: Oh, MY species does. And when they grow old and they start falling off, it's gross. It's like if your lips were able to fall off of your face yet your mouth still remained.
  • SpongeBob: Ew.
  • Celestia: "Anyway, so, what did I miss?"
  • Gilda: A LOT, I'll tell you that. We'll fill you in on the way back to the Dragon Realms.
  • Cynder: And this time, there will be nothing to hold us back. (They soon took off on Galapa-God with Magack)

Dragon Guardian Temple.

  • People are being made to build up a feast.
  • Axle and the cops are seen now dressed in rags.
  • Axle: "I, can't believe, we got our butts handed to us by mummies."
  • Pryce: You do realize that slavery is illegal, right?
  • Patra: Don't view it as slavery. View it as mandatory repentence for your part in being part of a socity that feeds an endless cycle of pain and misery. It's nothing against you personally, it's against what you were apart of.
  • Mi Shenu: (In Pryce's head) This is very bad for our reputation!
  • Pryce: ("Yeah, no joke.")
  • Janet: "Well, forgive me for sounding, defient, but, it kinda feels like slavery."
  • Patra: "If it were slavery, we would be alot more abusive and whips would be involved. Our father has a more gentle, but decisive alternative."
  • Patra casted a spell that painlessly makes Janet's body continue working!
  • Bullington: "I should enform you that just because you don't consider this as slavery and not being abusive to us about it, that doesn't make it any less different then conventional slavery! Your still robbing us of our freedoms and our own destenys in a misguided attempt to reform an albeit flawwed socity! This isn't gonna make it any less flawwed then what it tends to be and-"
  • Patra does the same thing to Bullington.
  • Cleo came in.
  • Cleo: "Good job keeping these fools in line. And try not to let what they're saying get to you, Patra."
  • Patra: "It still feels as if, something is off here."
  • Cleo sighed.
  • Cleo: "Don't you think I have a bad feeling about this as well? But daddy insists it's all for a greater good. Not just to protect Deserta from the idiots of outworlder socity and us as well, but to make it up to that idiot Scor-Pan.... You know how daddy still feels about him."
  • Patra: "I know sister, and, I'll try hard not to cave in."
  • Cleo and Patra hugged.
  • Axle: ".... I'm starting to get the feeling these people are even more misguided then I anpisipated."
  • Bullington: "I also have a suspition that Amutt is but a figure-head of someone who meant for all this to happen. And it's not even Qui this time. She's equilly as confused as he is...."
  • Ducker: "But who? If not Qui, then who would trick a powerful dog-man wizard to even do this shit?"
  • Axle: "Whoever he is, he better hope I'm not gonna be the one who kicks his ass! I also zap the asses I kicked."
  • Amutt and Qui were seen over-looking this.
  • Amutt:... Hmm... Seer hasn't returned yet.
  • Qui: Oh, I wouldn't worry about it, I'm sure he's got stuff to do.
  • Amutt: No, you don't understand. It usually doesn't take Seer THIS long to give us a report. I think something happened to him.
  • Qui: "Maybe the bird is being extra thorough and trying to spot anymore surprises by the misfits. A good spy never assumes a persisent enemy stays defeated after two losses."
  • Amutt: ".... Perhaps your right. Seer is known to be, fasionally late because of that. Perhaps it's what you said about the misfits being very unstoppabley persisent has started to get to me. I have a tendingcy, to worry.... Alot. Espeically since I am a family man.... But also because after, I almost perimently lost Scor-Pan...."
  • Qui: "What do you mean "Almost Lost him"? Are you saying he's more then just another exspeariment?"
  • Amutt: "I knew Scor-Pan before I altered him to be way bigger then he was originally."
  • Qui: "Care to explain? I'm curious though. I at first thought he was just a simple thief. What's the backstory behind him?"
  • Amutt: Well... It all started with a kingdom of Red Scorpions...

An explanation later...

  • Qui:... I can't believe that happened to him.... I, never knew....
  • Amutt: Yes, it is such a shame that the one friend I cared for since childhood had to go through this trouble. But now I have a chance to make up for the mistakes.
  • Qui: ".... I'm alittle worried about Scor-Pan, cause, if he has a power that without a certain speical something or another, you said he's likely prone to corrupt himself.... How, are you sure he's not now already and, hyperphaticly, this whole thing was born from that?"
  • Amutt: "I can trust Scor-Pan. He wouldn't use the promise of friendship just to use me for personal agendas, and he's certainly above being like your former masters...."
  • Qui: "..... You sure? This was the same guy that used to be a Mafia Boss and a Infamous Bandit leader.... You sure he's not already, suprimely dangerious by now?"
  • Amutt: "Well, Scor-Pan has not at all attacked me or my family, so that's enough for me and you to see he is not there yet."
  • Qui: "Corruption isn't nessersarly at all the same as being unprovokingly violent and/or stupid. Sometimes corruption can make people smarter. He might know you would do any thing to earn back his friendship and created the enlightenment as a means to use you to get his own revenge on socity. I've seen villains who act like Scor-Pan, and even worked with them. They knew better then to make their evil obvious from the start."
  • Amutt: "I can respect your unfortunately gained mixed blessing knowlegde of villainy through being one, but I assure you, your are just worrying over nothing. Scor-Pan is family to me. He would never use me like that."
  • Qui: "I know you want to think that, but, even if he does care for you, it might not nessersarly be in the way you hoped. He might only care for you as a means to make his own path for vengence possable."
  • Amutt: "I'd be offended if I didn't understood why you are concerned. Trust me in this. Scor-Pan is far from being the kind of people you known him as."
  • Qui: "Well, explain the fact he openly disrespected your gods."
  • Amutt: "He has a bad hapit of being, angry, with the gods and is known to insult them. Again, he came from a very tragic early life and blamed them for not protecting his family. His words are blasphemous, but he's not being a heretic about it. Just, someone who's faith is challenged. I promise the feast will ease both our thoughts. Come Scarlet Messiah, join me to prepare a speech."
  • Qui: "Alchourse, Amutt. I'll be glad too."
  • As Qui and Amutt left, Scor-Pan was secretly listening.
  • Scor-Pan: ".... I'll have to make sure I am able to perimently maintain Qui's trust before something happens to ruin my perfect plan. Both she and Amutt are my powerful weapons that I can't afford to have turned on me. And I'll make sure it STAYS that way." (Leaves before anyone could see him)

Chapter 5: The Game Plan Forms/Villainy Plans to Strike Back/The Scarab Guardian and the NovaTitan/Cynder's Ultimate Decision and Questioning

In Dragon Realms space

  • Fluttershy: (Galapa-God exits hyperspeed and ends up vomiting it's own acidic weapon onto a few asteroids)... Don't worry, Galapa-God, we're almost there. (Galapa-God moans)
  • Icky: "Yo Flutts, do ya think the self-cloning Falcon is well-informed enough that Scor-Butt isn't worth helping?"
  • Fluttershy: "Yes.... I told Seer everything, and he perfectly understood why we need to do this."
  • Rainbow Dash: "Well good, cause Eagle-Beak is unbelieveablely stubbern. Even when we told him about Scor-Pan, he still insists that Qui's better off! Ugh! Some father he is!"
  • Celestia: "Let me handle Eagle-Beak. He is still only afraid of Sourball's intent to take away Qui's life. If I can ultamately convince him that Sourball will never be able to have the final say in Qui's fate, then he will finally help us."
  • Lord Shen: "Well, even then, we need a stragity on how we're gonna handle a possable round 2 against those Amutt Daughters. They will make good on their threat to be even more punishing for us not submitting to surrender."
  • Boss Wolf: "We're also gonna need one for that giant ass beetle they have."
  • Eagle Beak: Slight warning. That beetle is not the only concern here.
  • Icky: And what could they POSSIBLY have that's just as strong as a giant beetle?
  • Eagle Beak:... Remember that Alternate UUniversal weapon Qui was unable to get when she unleashed those plunder weeds on Equestria?
  • Xandy:... You mean the G-50 NovaTitan? I THOUGHT THAT THING WAS DECOMMISSIONED!!!
  • Warson: Actually, I forgot to tell you it went missing during it's shipment back to our worlds. We didn't know what happened to it.
  • Magnum: But I guess now we do. And it's a safe bet he had some help.
  • Xerxes was nerviously laughing.
  • Aurlena: You both do realize that we could have you punished for interfering in the shipment of a robotic weapon, right?
  • Eagle Beak: What do you expect? We're villains! This is what villains do!
  • Xandy: Well, you know something? Qui knows a lot about villainy, and has been commanding the Villains Act so long, she knows all of it's old philosophies and has a greater understanding of it. Basically, villainy in OUR worlds have a greater understanding of morality. (Nytrox barks) So I can't fully disagree with you on that one. I'm sure even VILLAINS have an ounce of morality to them. Even THEY know a thing or two about what's right and wrong. Hell, things like that are what make them villains to begin with.
  • Shifu: And THAT'S why we must stop Amutt and Qui from doing this. Amutt's so determined to purge villainy from these worlds that he'll do whatever it takes to make life go his way so no villainy can form again.
  • Icky: Yeah, cause he basically wants to turn the universe to an eygetian verson of the setting from Demolition Man, and we all know how questionably immoral that was. They went SO far to obtaining peace that they fine people for cussing. I mean, I know cussing is frowned upon, but what the hell?
  • Eagle Beak: SO WHAT?!? I'm sure a LOT of people want peace.
  • SpongeBob: So what? SO EVERYTHING!!! Amutt's way of peace is not the way to do it. He wants to bring villain-like conquest in order to obtain peace. We can't have an immortal peace-obsessed bastard constantly telling us what to do. That'd be as annoying as flies!
  • Celestia: Eagle Beak, you can't force us to avoid this just to protect one person. Don't you see the damage that Amutt is causing? His daughters took away my eternal youth. In god culture, that is a serious offense that is just as punishable as turning a god mortal.
  • Zeus: Yes, and we all know what happened to Hades when he ended up taking my son's immortality.
  • March: You mean us throwing him into the River of Death wasn't the worst of his punishment?
  • Zeus: No. Let's just say that it was a fate worse than death.

Cutaway

  • Hades: (As the 'Winnie the Pooh' theme song was playing in the Underworld) AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!! AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!! MAKE IT STOOOOOOOPPPPPPP!!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!! GET IT OUT OF MY HEEEEEAAADDD!!!

Present

  • Icky: Oh, you cruel genius, you! The ultimate act of non-violent torture in the UUniverses!
  • Celestia: The point is that sometimes, things are not worth sacrificing.
  • Eagle Beak: Are you saying that Qui isn't that important to me?
  • Celestia: No, I'm simply saying that you need to let it go. With all the lives in danger here, you can't just risk it just to protect Qui. It would make you more of a jerk than a protective father.
  • Eagle-Beak: "Whatever happened to not trying to force me to turn against Qui!?"
  • Xerxes: "With all due respect Professor, that was only done when Qui was thought to be only in the presience of a self-deluded Presitlord with a seemingly confusing name and well-meaning intentions.... But then we discovered that Scor-Pan basicly suffered a tragity simular to mine, is self-corrupted by his pain and a speical breed of magic without some form of balenceing engry, and is malmitulating both Qui and Amutt into even doing this nonsense! Qui is in a position not anymore different then being in the VA! That Scor-Pan would go into great lengths to keep Qui from figuring out on her own that Scar-Pan is asentally another basturd like the Secret Founders, or worse, nothing more then a filthy Yarge-Out like Commander Yarge! He might even taint her mind with this un-balenced magic of his! Professor, I seen the kind of things Qui was capable of back when she thought it was her desteny to be a villain. I'm worried that, Qui now being a "Peace Messiah" wouldn't be able to be far different outside of Amutt's intentions to not spill blood unless forced, like with Crangor. Don't get me wrong.... I don't want Qui to be ANYMORE closer to that disgraceful counciler in that Galactic federation allience anymore then you do! But Qui is not that safe with Amutt, when he himself is but a puppet by Scor-Pan. Though Amutt is not nessersarly our true enemy, Scor-Pan is now. And you would protect Qui from those that want to misuse her powers, correct? Well Scor-Pan is misusing her and Amutt. So turning against her is not an act of betrayal. Not in the way your thinking. It is more of protecting Qui from repeating the same mistakes when she was VA empress, even if they have less bloodshed and are likewise more passive agressive. Qui is being misused by Scor-Pan..... He is stealing your child..... Your not gonna let that filthy Yarge-Out get away with this, are you?"
  • Eagle-Beak:... I get it, but... I have heard it before, but thanks to Tartarus making me abit old, I haven't exactly remembered it properly. What does 'Yarge Out' mean?
  • Xerxes: It's a phrase the Villains Act developed meaning betrayal after that Yarge guy I mentioned tried to usurp Qui and destroyed the Villains Act's hopes of creating alternate forms of henchmen besides the Starbots.
  • Eagle-Beak:... Okay, if Scor-Pan really is using my daughter for his own nefarious purposes, then I'm in.
  • Celestia: Thank you, Eagle-Beak.
  • Eagle-Beak: But don't get too attached, because if Qui ends up being executed, I'm blaming all of you for it. And we're all still going to be villains afterwards.
  • Icky: "Typical temporary allience cliché, folks."

After they landed.

  • Galapa-God was seen resting and moaning as Fluttershy comferted it for one last time.
  • Fluttershy: Well, we just landed far enough for Amutt to not notice us. I'm sure we can take him by surprise.
  • Banzai: And how do we surprise a powerful immortal with daughters capable of whipping our asses, huh?
  • Rainbow Dash: (Slaps Banzai) DON'T YOU TALK TO HER THAT WAY!!
  • Banzai: Sorry, dude, I was just messing with her!
  • Lord Shen: "That's what we need to stragitises on. We need a temporary hide-out so we can do that safely and avoid being spotted by patrols."
  • Eagle-Beak: "I'm assuming the Dragon Guardian Temple is out of the question?"
  • Lord Shen: "Sadly, you caught on straight away. It was litterally among the first things Amutt and Qui congured. Anyone have any suggestions for a temporary place to plan our move?"
  • Loogar: "I'd suggest my own cabin in Ohio, but it's not big enough to fit you all!"
  • Twilight: "I'd offer to go to Equestia, but this world has been left to suffer enough as it is.... That, and I don't think the giant turtle could handle more hyperspeeds."
  • Sting'nBite: "Well, originally there would've been private Skeetraziod bases for us to plan privately, but now they're not gonna be a thing thanks to us being interupted of our progress to make more hives here and rebuild our empire, NOW ARE THEY?!"
  • Magnum: "Let it go, Commander....."
  • Warson: "I would suggest either the Hero Hive or inside our ship, the Dynasty Battle Cruiser, but since the creature can't handle more trips and that our ship isn't exactly ready to leave without refueling, I won't bother."
  • Po: "What about a part of the Dragon Realms that isn't congured yet?"
  • Kolwalski: "Well fortuantely, based on news-shorces, all Amutt as congured so far is just Dragon Realms New York and our Temple, which is gonna be a place for Amutt's celebtory feast. So, pretty much, any place is good."
  • Icky: "How's about we head back to Dragon Realm France and catch up with Ms. Stork?"
  • ???: "You don't nessersarly need to."
  • Victor Von Creepypants and Black Kat appeared.
  • Victor: "I was able to cast an anti-Necromorthic being spell to keep the mummies out of my museum. They had currently relented under orders for Amutt's feast. It's currently a safe place now until the feast reaches it's finish and Amutt desides to undo the spell himself."
  • Twilight: "Thanks for the offer, Victor, but.... You know Fluttershy is afraid your museum for it's.... Content."
  • Victor: "Don't worry, we'll teleport to the only place of the museum that doesn't have, frightening pieces...."

The Darkspawn Museum Basement.

  • Victor: "The Basement."
  • Icky: "Wow..... You have a surprisingly big and roomy basement."
  • Victor: "Well it is a large museum after all, so a big basement makes sense."
  • Hurly: (The demonic guardians appear) Hey, guypphhhsss! (Fluttershy screams)
  • Victor: Oh... I guess I hadn't thought about you guys.
  • Stretch: Oh, I'm sure she can get used to us after a while.
  • Bruto: She's pretty.
  • Fluttershy:... Well... Thank you.
  • Aheadhron: Wow, all she needed was a compliment.
  • Victor: Guys, I don't think you're needed right now. I think you guys should just hold a perimeter and make sure no mummies or drones are attacking.
  • Dracoonmo: You can count on us, sir! (They left)
  • Warson: "..... I am going to safely assume you Lougers made, alot of unconvetional friends...."
  • Icky: "Those guys aren't even the crazest things we made friends with."
  • Lord Shen: "Well, now that we're in a momentarly private place, let us come up with a plan. Any suggestions?"
  • Boss Wolf: Nothing.
  • Sparx: Clueless.
  • Cynder: Oh, I'm sure we'll come up with something.
  • Banzai: Well, why don't we just put our heads together? (Bonks his head with Ed and Shenzi's as they laughed)
  • Shenzi: Wait, I got an idea! (A giant light bulb appears above her head, and she zooms off as the light bulb smashes on top of Banzai and Ed's heads) We'll all surround the feast, and attack in different directions until we get to Amutt!
  • Banzai: Oh, that's a STUPID idea. Oh, man, I have a better solution.
  • Shenzi: Does it involve opening a monkey preserve?
  • Banzai:... Yes.
  • Shenzi: NEXT!
  • Sparx: I would say Shenzi's plan was good.
  • Cynder: No, Banzai's right, it's stupid. We need a better strategy, because I'm pretty sure that there are mummies surrounding the entire perimeter. We'd be torn to pieces before we could even start.
  • Spyro:... How about we FAKE being captured, and take them by surprise?
  • QP: "Well, that won't work. Qui, through me, has learnted about every single hero trick in the metahoritcal book, including the fake capture thing. She's likely to warn Amutt of that sort've thing."
  • Icky: "And WHY did ya told Qui that?!"
  • QP: "It was BEFORE Qui even realised she lived a lie! Also, it was under the Professor's orders so Qui avoids being captured easily by you heroes."
  • Everyone stares Eagle-Beak with a "Seriously?" look.
  • Eagle-Beak: ".... OH COME ON, IT WAS BEFORE AMUTT BECAME A THING, ALRIGHT?! HOW WAS I SUPPOSE TO KNOW DOING SO WOULD WORK AGAINST ME IN THE FUTURE!?"
  • Lord Shen: Oh, how perfect. That means Qui's sure to be a problem if we used a trickery strategy. So... Yeah, none of that.
  • Banzai:... Well, that's it, I'm out of ideas. We're closed. Trojan Horse, too predictable, not to mention we tried that strategy with Qui already. Full frontal assault, too risky. Sneak attack, too destined to fail!
  • Po:... So... What do we do, then?
  • Warson: "Then how about a devide and congure? We take out the strongest of their forces first while they are still seperate from each-other? We go after and disable each of their biggest threats on their side and leave the main forces with little to trump card us with."
  • Icky: "Your basicly saying we go after the giant bug and the robot, right?"
  • Warson: "Indeed."
  • Eagle-Beak: "Even then, we're still stuck with Qui and Amutt, so disabling the Scarab Guardian and the Robot won't be too damaging their forces."
  • Cynder: "Even immortals and speical breeds of dragons have their limits. It's only a matter on how to outlast them."
  • Lord Shen: "We shall devide outselves into teams. I'll lead the forces against the Giant Beetle. Xandy, you lead the forces entrusted to take care of Qui's robotic trump card for good."
  • Xandy: "Aye-aye, sir."
  • Lord Shen: "Now, in any event that beastly device proves too much, give us a call and we'll come to your aide."
  • Xandy: "Sure, but no sweat. We're likely to do enough damage on it for ya'll to finish it off if we do need ya in the end."
  • Magnum: Of course. In the history lessons I've taken about that device, I know it has exploitable weaknesses. It may be one of the strongest devices that fought during the Interuniversal War, but it has been taken down before.
  • Aurlena: Yeah. In fact, we recently trained ourselves to fight a G-50 NovaTitan in the Virtual Gym back at the Hero Hive. Though... We only did it well at the easy difficulty level. The normal difficulty was... Strenuous.
  • Zosimo: Indeed. Those war machines are pretty powerful. In fact they were so powerful, that thanks to the most powerful one, Unit Rgova-Cronus-UNAMS7, openly turned on us because of anti-war fanactics making refused to fight and retailiated on it's masters that they never got to see even a bit of the Interuniversal War. They were banned UUniversal-wide to the point of near-extinction. Now only very few functioning models are still around, and most of the models are dismantled and on display in museums. We're still looking out for Rgova though, he just seemed to disappeared after he turned on us because he didn't wanted to fight in the war, though that asshole General Gormac claims he has found him, but even for a Yateron, he's hardly considered creditable. Also, I'm a sucker for fighting powerful machines.
  • Icky:... Seriously? You get a kick on fighting against robots that would practicly beat you to a pulp, even without really trying to make you a pulp?
  • Zosimo: Yeah. I like to fight powerful robots in the Virtual Gym every day. I've been able to defeat over 69 of them. Though I have yet to fight all of them. I just LOVE fighting machines.
  • Warson:... Well, have you had a shot at the G-50 NovaTitan?
  • Zosimo: Oh, absolutely. Even on my own. And you know what? I was lucky enough to survive the normal difficulty. I'd say the best strategy to deal with the NovaTitan is to not face it in the front and risk being blasted by it's mega eye-laser. It's easy to dodge it's top-mounted plasma cannons AND it's energy blades, but it is also agile and can strike in any direction.
  • Skipper: I don't think we needed an overview, geek.
  • Zosimo: Uh, yes you do, small-fry. Have you ever SEEN a G-50 NovaTitan?
  • Skipper:... No, not really.
  • Zosimo: Exactly. So I just needed to fill you in. I'd say the first thing to do is to crack it's eye. It'll not only obscure it's vision, but it'll leave it incapable of firing it's mega eye-laser, making it easier for you to-
  • Xandy: Yeah, Zosimo, we get the strategies. We've figured out a lot during the Virtual Gym.
  • Lord Shen: "Well, ok, which one of us is going after the Scarab while the others seek out the over-powered titanic robotic monstrosity?"
  • Warson: Well, those of us not from your UUniverses will be on the team against the NovaTitan, that's for sure.
  • Cynder: And I suppose the best way for you to deal with that giant Scarab is to send in the strongest of you after it. Some of us will have to be watching over the whole thing to make sure things go according to plan.
  • Iago: "And that would be...?"
  • Icky: Well, it better not include me, I've been doing the lame stuff too many times!
  • Mr. Krabs: What's'a matter? Afraid of a little sentry work? (Imitating Icky) "Oh, I'm Icky, and I have to do the lame stuff every time we do these things!" (Imitates sobbing until Icky slaps him) OW!
  • Icky: Need I remind you that things go downhill when I do these kinds of things? Remember when Shen told me to watch Axle during that Looger mess, and I ended up nearly getting raped by a homosexual ox? (Loogar scoffs and softly laughs) DON'T YOU DARE LAUGH, BUSTER?!
  • Lord Shen:... He does have a point there. He does screw things up, so it's probably not a good idea to get him on sentry duty.
  • Icky: Thank GOD!!!
  • Boss Wolf: LIVE BAIT!!!
  • Icky: WHAT?!?
  • Boss Wolf: (Scoffs and laughs hard)
  • Icky: Oh, that was SO not cool, bro!
  • Boss Wolf: But in all seriousness, I guess you can join the Alternate UUniversals on their mission to take down that Nova machine.
  • Icky: Well, finally, I don't get the obvious lame job at my expense.
  • Cynder: Okay, let's all split up. Let's call this side Team 1, and this side Team 2. Those of you who aren't good fighters... Besides Icky... Can be in the sentry team.
  • Twilight: Me and my friends may as well have to lead the Sentry Team to make sure these guys don't so anything stupid.
  • Pinkie: Ooh, we're being sneaky! I can do sneaky! I've already got the costumes for it! (Appears in a burglar suit) Cat burglar! (Then appears in the same suit with a dog mask) Dog burglar! (Digs into the ground, and then appears in a tree costume) Tree! (She then appears in a bunny suit) Bunny suit! (She then appears in a pink camouflage suit) CAMOUFLAGE!!
  • Applejack: Uh, sugar-cube, I don't think THAT'S the best color for a camouflage suit for any situation... Unless we were in Candy Land.
  • Black Kat: Or Draconequua.
  • March Hare: Or Wonderland. (Cuts off tea flow with ears)
  • B.O.B: Or even that wonderful magic sweets planet we visited last month.
  • Missing Link: You mean Gobstopper? Oh, yeah, that's like Willy Wonka's candy paradise, except an entire planet. We never go to that place for... Reasons. We only went there last month because it was just a matter of stopping the mass global smuggling of pixie stix.
  • Mr. Dodo: Yeah, on Gobstopper, it was treated like coke. It was just disgusting AND weird.
  • Applejack: Okay, okay, maybe that kind of camouflage IS useful in some worlds.
  • Skipper: Why do you think our military has countless colors of camouflage these days?
  • Celestia: Anyway, do we have our teams ready?
  • Magnum: "Yes, we're quite set. We've prepared everything but the kitchen sink."
  • Pinkie Pie puts on a Kitchen Sink costume!
  • Pinkie Pie: "HERE I AM?!"
  • Aurlena: "..... NOW we have a kitchen sink, appearently...."
  • Rainbow Dash: Well, let's get started. (The group splits up)

Dragon Guardian Temple.

  • Nile: (She makes Axle do a robot dance as she giggles) This mind-control spell is fun! (Giggles)
  • Axle: What I wouldn't do for a time-out location right now!
  • Patra: Nile, what did I say about using magic for personal entertainment?
  • Nile: BUT PATRA, IT'S FUN!
  • Patra: Do you really think I care, Nile? Magic is not a toy, you know. (Nile gives Patra sad eyes) Oh, PLEASE don't gimme those eyes! It's not gonna work- (Nile cries)... (Sighs) What am I gonna do with you?
  • Axle: Uh, kid, I think you should listen to your big sister, I-
  • Nile: SHUT UP BEFORE I UNLEASH A CAN OF WHOOPASS ON YOU!!!
  • Axle:... Oh, God, where are the kids learning cuss words these days? I'm more confused with this than when kids cuss in movies.
  • Patra: Nile, please, watch your mouth, and come with me. I'll get you some ice cream.
  • Nile: YAY!! (They both leave)
  • Axle:... Whew! Glad that's over- (Cleo then mind-controls him into resuming the labor work) YAAAA-AAA-AAAAAA-AAAAHHHH!!!
  • Cleo: You aren't off the hook, pal, get back to work!
  • Amutt: Cleo, go easy on the good people here. They deserve as much respect as the Egyptian Gods do.
  • Cleo: Okay, father.
  • Qui: "..... It's amazing on how like a real family they are.... Granted, they're related so it makes sense, but.... They aren't even phased of the fact they just congured part of a world.... I never, gotten to exspearience the joy of family....."
  • Samutt: "Alchourse, I have heard about your, unpleasent origins.... Qui, do not let your past discourage you. My husband has enabled you to atthive a new life.... And in a way.... A new family."
  • Qui: "..... You consider me part of the family? But I only known about you people for only a day."
  • Samutt: "But we known about you alot from my husband's staff. It gave us the knowledge of your past within the years of your existence. You were a victim of an unfair hand of fate, and now, we have an oppertunity to create a new age of peace and prostearity."
  • Qui: "..... Thank you, Lady Samutt..... I needed that..... I just wish, I knew about you guys sooner so I wouldn't've done the things I've done...."
  • Samutt: "Well, given that in your earlier time, you still thought you were meant for evil, maybe it was for the best you didn't prior to this. You would've ended up using us to embetter villainy rather then eradicating it."
  • Qui: "I wouldn't've put it passed the old me on that. I will not lie, I was a serious bitch back then! But I changed now, and for the better."
  • Samutt: "Qui, please know that if your fears about those "Heroes" are true and that they are not that easily detered, please know that you have this family's protection."
  • Qui: "And your family has mine. We'll protect eachother and make this world a less corruption causing place."
  • A Spy Drone not allined to Qui was watching this and flew off.

Villain Leage Fortress.

  • The Scourge Imperials, Team Nefarious, and The Dark Radicals are present at a huge meeting with many of the leagers.
  • Lord Cobra came in.
  • Lord Cobra: "Leagers, Socurge Imperials, Team Nefarious, and the visitors from the alternate universes. It is dangeriously appearent that, cause of Qui and Amutt joining forces, villainy is under threat of being wiped out to extintion as a conspect. Our ambitions are under threat. We must band togather to destroy Amutt and to negosiate the terms of finally desiding who gets Qui."
  • Nuke: "AIN'T IT OBVIOUS, MUTANT!? She belongs to the VA! We found her first!?"
  • Dark Dragon: "WELL, THANKS TO YOUR SECRET FOUNDER BASTURDS, SHE HATES VILLAINY NOW AND WANTS TO DESTROY IT?! AND ASSUMING THAT CRANGOR WASN'T JUST AN EXCEPTION, WE'RE NEXT AS WELL!?"
  • Dr. Nefarious: "Now now, guys, that's likely only because Crangor threaten Amutt's family! He was nothing but a blood thristy mercenary anyway."
  • Hacko: "That's the problem! Maybe you weaklings will make it out mostly ok with one or two exceptions, but the VA villains were mostly unafraid to cross lines to atthive their goals! That Amutt beast will destroy alot of them!?"
  • Chang: "Well maybe if you alternate universe villains weren't abunch of Junjies, then maybe this wouldn't be an issue!?"
  • Nuke: "HEY! Don't get me wrong, even I have grown to have a dis-satisfaction with the Secret Founders now thanks to this situation, and the Head Secret Founder plans to revive the standerds set by Tex to make sure Qui doesn't destroy us all. I still obey them as superiors, but I have no fondness hardly left."
  • Lawerecne (Robot): "Well, no intentional offence, but had you still embraced those standerds before the Lougers came by accsident, perhaps the VA wouldn't've been disbanned."
  • Nuke: "I get what you people are saying, the secret founders didn't know any better at the time, the power of victory messed with their heads, they lost sight to standerds, AND CLEARLY we had LONG paid the price for it?! So can we PLEASE refraign from playing a "rousing" game of blame?!"
  • Lord Cobra: "ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ENOUGH, YOU BLASTED BICKERIORS?! Now, I brought you all here under the orders of Mirage, The Villain Leage Grand Council, and, a representive from the Mafia Allience, not this weird old snake this time, but.... Surprisingly, the infamous criminal genius and outerworld animal enfusiest..... Madam Fem Fatal."
  • Team Nefarious and Scourge Imperials gasped!
  • The Dark Radicals stood confused and curious.
  • Nuke: ".... Curiousity speaking, who is, Fem Fatal?"
  • ???: "I am glad, you asked, monsuire."
  • Lord Cobra gets booted from the stage by a mysterious force.
  • She reveils herself as Madam Fem Fatal, a beautiful Artic Fox dressing like Carmen Sandiego.
  • Madam Fem Fatal: "My superiors in Le Mafia Allience had instructed me to help the villain teams deal with the Qui problem. And I am how you say, generious enough to include new players to the mix."
  • Madam Fem Fatal reveiled a series of dead bodies, belonging to Dogzbull, The Chrismasised Robot Spongebob holding the former North Wind, Dr. Theo and what's barely left of Senator Robert, as well as the still fried corpses of Tacor and McFluffy.
  • Madam Fem Fatal: "See these corpses before you? Well, a very speical darkspawnian reserection and empowerment gem, as a solution to theit predicterment."
  • Music began to play Madam Fem Fatal used her strange looking tecno gun to blast out some lights except for the one above her.

Fem Fatal sings this as the gem not only reserects the dead people, but mutants them into monsters based on how they died.

Madagascar 3 Non Je Ne Regrette Rien

Madagascar 3 Non Je Ne Regrette Rien

  • Dogzbull: "..... Oh, what happened? Where am I? (Looks to see he is now a hidious hybreed of bulldog and Golith the mutant shark) AGGAAAAAAAAAAH?! WHAT'S HAPPENED TO ME?!"
  • North Wind (Robotic Spongebob-like voice): "CURSE YOU MIME-ME FOR LEAVING ME LIKE THIS!? JUST WAIT UNTIL I FIND A CURE FOR MORALITY ILLNESS, THEN I SHALL-"
  • Dr. Theo: "AGGGGAH?! WHY AM I STILL TWISTED?! (Moves his limbs back into place and realises he just did that).... Did I just, relined my bones like it was natrol? I'M A FREAK?!"
  • Senator Robert: "(Looks at himself now as a being made of the Intensifer's Engry)...... What have I become?"
  • McFluffy now sees he's a fire-themed Hamster Monster now.
  • McFluffy: ".... This is actselly MUCH better."
  • Tacor, now a fire-themed leopard, growls at McFluffy!
  • Tacor: "I AM NOW NOTHING BUT A FREAK THANKS TO YOU, YOU IDIOTIC HAMSTER?! I WAS GONNA BE THE RULER DUKE OF HAM-DAM ISLAND UNTIL YOU BOTCHED IT UP BY KILLING BOTH OF US!? WHO KNOWS HOW MANY YEARS HAVE PASSED SINCE THEN!?"
  • McFluffy: "WELL WE BOTH COULD'VE AVOIDED THIS IF YA JUST ACCEPTED ME SACRIVICE OF THOSE WORTHLESS MISFITS, THEN MAYBE WE-"
  • Madam Fem Fatal: "Le Atenttion, my dear friends."
  • The formerly dead mutanted villains looked at Fem Fatal.
  • North Wind: "...... Are you the one who brought us back?"
  • Dogzbull: "As freaks no less?"
  • Madam Fem Fatal: "Oui-oui. I have brought you all back as new and improved beings because as of now, the villain community has a crisis."
  • Fem Fatal sticks out her gloved hand and a hallogram appears.
  • Fem Fatal: "This, is formerly known as Darkness Qui. She was once the most powerful and determined villain in the community."
  • Dogzbull: "Oh, I known well of that tasteless fanactic."
  • North Wind: "Oh yes, one of santa's naughty list's top runners....."
  • Dr. Theo: "Why bring this detail to (Cracks his head upside down) US!?"
  • Senator Robert: "And why should we care?"
  • Madam Fem Fatal: "Because she has turned against us."
  • Tacor: ".... Very well, you earned this cat's curiousity, fox. Explain yourself."
  • McFluffy: "Aye, lass. Explain. What went wrong with this Qui lady?"
  • Fem Fatal: Well, you see, my friends. She has just discovered that she is, in fact, NOT of Alternate UUniversal origin. She is none other than an artificially-created Scarlet Dragon who was just captured and manipulated by the Villains Act into becoming the villain she has been known to be. Now, she currently suffers a problem as to what purpose she needs, and believes that THIS (Shows them newspapers reporting the takeover of Dragon Realms New York)... Is le answer.
  • Robert: (Tries to touch it, but backs off thinking his new energy composure will burn it)... Uh... Can I burn these now that I'm a being of pure energy?
  • Fem Fatal: Le transformations are easy to control, thank you. You are safe to touch things without consequence.
  • Robert: (Slowly manages to touch the newspaper, and reads it)... Who the hell is this Amutt guy?
  • McFluffy: HOLY HAMSTER TURDS!!! I've heard tall-tales about that guy from reading the scrolls of Desertan history from a crashed shipment to a museum in Desteny Islands. He's an insane priestlord who tried to get a ridiculous prophecy to come true in the form of a Scarlet Messiah.
  • Dr. Theo: Wait! (Flexes his numb arm around with a crack) Are you saying that Qui was this Messiah?
  • Fem Fatal: From le looks of it, yes. Now both she and Amutt plan to purge villainy from the UUniverses through conquest. Since this could mean instant death to all of us, depending on the mood of Amutt and Qui, we can't stand for it nor can we risk it. It HAS to be solved.
  • Squid-like AUU Being: Oh, I'm sure you outside UUniversal beings will be screwed, but I guess it really isn't an issue for us in our worlds.
  • Fem Fatal: Is that so? Did you not paid attention to what was said earlier? Well, I'm pretty sure it WILL be your issue with your former scapegoat allying with Amutt, technically meaning she'll want to target your worlds.
  • Nuke: Yeah, PICKLES, didn't think THAT through, did you? We just talked about how bad this is to us earlier and-
  • Cobra: Pickles?
  • Squid-like AUU Being (Pickles):... Oh, God, here we go again!
  • Cobra: YOUR NAME IS PICKLES?!? (Laughs, as well as the other UUniversal villains except for those who aren't easy to have laugh at something like Fem Fatal)
  • Junjie: Hey, hey, wait a second! You don't have pickles in your worlds, do you? From what I heard about your worlds, no life in OUR worlds existed in yours besides humans, which to a certain extent is a bit false since they had alternate biology. How would you people know to call him "Pickles" if Pickles don't exist there!?
  • Nuke: Depends, what are pickles in YOUR worlds?
  • Cobra: I'd ask you the same thing first.
  • Nuke: They're a name for the young of a pikk, a mythological swamp creature with alien eyes, human bodies, and amphibian hands and feet that are told of in child stories on swamp worlds to teach kids not to wander too far from home.
  • Cobra: Well, here's what pickles are in OUR world. (Magically summons a pickle)
  • Nuke:... A kind of gourd?... Dude, I think you mean the term 'pickled'.
  • Dr. Blowhole: Yeah, I was meaning to remind you that 'pickle' is actually a name for pickled cucumbers. Why else do you think we call other foods 'pickled beans', 'pickled mushrooms', pickled all that cra-a-a-a-ap?
  • Cobra:... Yeah, I'm a f****** uneducated idiot.
  • Fem Fatal:... Well, if we're all done giving lessons, monsieur, then I'd like to say that we villain teams need to set aside our petty squabbles, and act as a singular unit in order to stop this conquest nonsense, and preserve our roles in life.
  • Dr. Nefarious: Couldn't have said it better myself! Our drone spies said that Amutt's daughters were able to best those Lodgers easily. Maybe attacking at massive numbers even greater than THEM can give us a great advantage.
  • Lawrence (Robot): Very good, sir. Shall I prepare our troops for battle?
  • Dr. Nefarious: We should wait until the mission actually starts, Lawrence! I wouldn't just rush in without seeing things through, that's how villains these days lose.
  • Fem Fatal: Well, I take it we all agree to huddle up and become a team to stop this injustice?
  • All Villains: YEAH!!
  • Dogzbull: What about us? What exactly have you done to us?
  • Fem Fatal: Well, you see, you all gained new abilities based on how you died. Dogzbull, you just gained all the abilities of le mutant shark that killed you.
  • Dogzbull:... Wow! That's... Actually amazing.
  • Fem Fatal: North Wind, you... Uhhh...("North Wind" repeats in her head for a while)... Ahem, pardon me, brain fart. You're now not only immortal in a new fashion and safe from morality illness, but you're not able to be afflicted by illness at all with your new robotic body.
  • North Wind:... Well, I must say, I am impressed. I'm just glad to have no more of that morality illness junk.
  • Fem Fatal: Dr. Theo, your body is now like a basic ragdoll. You are now immune to pain, and you are incredibly flexible, like you have no joints.
  • Dr. Theo:... That's... Severely cool! (Flips around like a ragdoll)
  • Fem Fatal: Former Senator Robert, you are now a being of pure energy, and from what I know about fictional beings of pure energy, you can shapeshift, and you have the power of a thousand suns.
  • Robert: YES! A FLAWLESS ABILITY!! (Fires a blast from his hand that accidentally kills a few Villain Leaguers)... Oops.
  • Cobra:... (Sighs) I'll resurrect them before we go to battle.
  • Fem Fatal: And finally, Tacor and McFluffy. You are now beings made of pure fire.
  • Tacor: Oh, just perfect!
  • Fem Fatal: Uh... Aren't you happy to have new powers, monsieur?
  • Tacor: Yes, but do you know the best way to deal with fire?
  • Fem Fatal:... Water?
  • Tacor: WATER! We'd be turned to ash before we even started.
  • McFluffy: Well, I know who I'm gonna put out when all this is over.
  • Tacor: SHUT UP, YOU LITTLE FILTHY RODENT!!!
  • Fem Fatal: SILENCIO!!!... You two can fly, so that's an improvement. You can avoid water with your great speed.
  • Tacor: Well, that's great. I wouldn't want some little ASSHOLE putting me out!
  • McFluffy: I'm sure we'd put each OTHER out if we tried, feline!
  • Tacor: I'D LIKE TO SEE YOU PUT ME OUT RIGHT NOW, PAL!!
  • McFluffy: OKAY, I WILL!! DOES ANYBODY HERE HAVE ANY WATER?!?... (Sees Liquidator)... YOU!
  • Liquidator: Me?
  • McFluffy: Yeah, put him out!
  • Fem Fatal: DON'T DO IT, MONSIEUR!! There will be NO arguing in this mission at all! You two get along right now before I reverse the spell and make you dead again!
  • Tacor/McFluffy: (Gulp) Okay!
  • Dr. Blowhole: "In all fairness though, in their former lives, those two were pretty much enemies. McFluffy was once a noble warrior goody-two-shoes who banished Tacor for a pretty grosume act of violence of a very unlucky human child and her family, and the leopard repaid it by taking away his leg and commited atosities on his village of island hamsters.... I know, that sounded wack, but, it came from Tman, so, just roll with it."
  • Dogzbull: "So, am I assumed that we'll be donning new identiies with this new forms?"
  • Madam Fem Fatal: "Oui. You Mr. Dogzbull are now known as Dogzbull Shark."
  • Dogzbull: "Hmm.... Simple, predictable, but it works."
  • Madam Fem Fatal: "You, Monsewer North shall be refered to as Steel Wind."
  • North Wind: "Well, makes sense, since it's likely step-mother will soon replace me as the now former North Wi-"
  • Madam Fem Fatal: "You, Theodore, are now, Ploting Twister."
  • Dr. Theo: "..... I like it.... Almost a play on Plot Twist."
  • Madam Fem Fatal: "And dear former Senator Robert, you are now, Blastformus."
  • Robert: "... Are you telling me my new name or your just calling me a realijustus afront?"
  • Madam Fem Fatal: "I repeat. Blast-FORM-us, not Blastfomy. Very different."
  • Robert: ".... Ah. Just wanted to be clear."
  • Madam Fem Fatal: "And you two, your now Hellcat and McFlamus."
  • McFluffy: "..... (Wispers) Psst. Oy, Tacor, am I McFlamus or Hellcat?"
  • Tacor: "Well, I'm obviously the cat around here, and your the culturely incorrect scottish tribal hamster who is also an idiot! SO YOU TELL ME?!"
  • Fem Fatal: I SAID NO FIGHTING!!... Okay, you guys are gonna be joining me as members of the Mafia Alliance shortly after this mission.
  • Robert (Blastformus):... Pardon me, but what's in it for us?
  • North Wind (Steel Wind): You're really saying that when she's got the means to turn us dead again?
  • Blastformus: I know, but I feel like we should get something in return for all this besides being alive. A job like that should be to our benefit, and not just to force us to do this like soul slaves.
  • Fem Fatal: Hmm... Well, as a madam of honor, I feel that is true. Alright then, help serve the Mafia Alliance, and you shall get what you want in due time.
  • Steel Wind: Well, I certainly don't wanna go back to being who I once was if morality illness comes with it. So I shall serve you with no repercussions.
  • Blastformus: Well, I want the memebrs of B.I.T.C.H. to die for murdering my brother Theo! (The villains laughed)... (Sighs) Sometimes I wonder why they didn't change their name.
  • Dr. Theo (Plotting Twister): I'd like them to die for that, too!
  • Dogzbull (Dogzbull Shark): I would say I wanted DNA from that shark to resume my plans, but seeing as I have blended DNA of it now, I guess it's already complete. So I'll serve you for nothing as well.
  • Tacor (Hellcat)/McFluffy (McFlamus): AND I WANT HIM TO DIE! (They both point at each other, and look to see what each-other is doing.)... (The two growl at each other)
  • Fem Fatal: LAST CHANCE, LE MORONS!! NO MORE ARGUING!!!
  • Hellcat:... (Sighs) Fine, but I can't promise I will tolerate his stupidity. That would be like asking a lion to not eat a gazelle.
  • McFlamus: "Ahh, the feelings' bloodly mutual, pussy cat! Except for the stupid part, I was refering more to the fact that I won't tolerate your lack of appresiation for me!?"
  • Hellcat: "... I'd replied to that if the fox wasn't threatening to kill us."
  • Fem Fatal: "BUT, there is a conisquence. If you all turned out to be bad investments, not only we will not bother with forfilling your wishes, but you will basicly be shipped STRAIGHT TO SKULLIAN PRIME!?"
  • The Reserected Super-villains flinched in fear!
  • Steel Wind: "I heard of that nightmarish place! The mere thought makes me shudder?!"
  • Hellcat: "Even the forebidden badlands would look like a beautiful watering hole in compairision to that firey world!?"
  • Dogzbull Shark: "And on top of that, I'm now partly the LAST creature that shouldn't be ANYWHERE near fire and lava!"
  • Blastformus: "Miss, you had already earned our loyaltys through promise of rewards, you didn't had to include an over-kill punishment."
  • Fem Fatal: "Don't take it personal, mon amies. It's merely to ensure no incompidence."
  • Hellcat: "I'm afraid the Hamster can't nessersarly promise that."
  • McFlamus: "So funny I forgot to laugh!"
  • Fem Fatal: "Then, Mr. Hellcat, it's your job to KEEP him from being incompident. Or else, it would all be on you if he screws up. And if THEY fail, YOU ALL FAIL?! GOT IT?!"
  • The Reserected Super-Villains nodded yes nerviously.
  • Fem Fatal: "Good.... Now, consider yourselfs, The Enforcers of Wickedness."
  • McFlamus: ".... Do we get business cards and valadated parking?"
  • Hellcat smacks McFlamus for his idiotic question!
  • McFlamus: "OWCH?!"
  • Hellcat: "Does the use physical violence count as controling him?"
  • Fem Fatal: "Yes."
  • Steel Wind: "So, mi-lady. What would you have us be doing?"
  • Fem Fatal: You all shall be taking care of Amutt and his family! They may be powerful, but they can barely face the power of enhanced villains. As for the Dark Radicals, they're in charge of restraining Qui!
  • Tentacled-Being in Robotic Suit: It would be a pleasure!
  • Fem Fatal: As for le rest of you, you shall be launching a full-frontal assault on the feast, and make sure that nothing goes wrong. With how many numbers we have, even mummies and drones will be of no use to them. And if some of us have to die, then so be it. My bosses have just enough power to resurrect those of you who do in return for your service.
  • Dr. Nefarious: Great! I can't risk losing some of my best members. Though it would be hilarious if the stupid were the first ones to die.
  • Doofenschmirtz: Oh, hardy-har-har!
  • Dark Dragon: A villain team would be nothing without sacrifice.... So long as they can be brought back.
  • Fem Fatal: Alrighty, then. We all have our plan set up, and we're ready to attack. Now let us march forward and put an end to this nonsense, and preserve villainy as we know it! (The villains cheer and get into their space cruisers)

In the location where the Scarab Guardian is located.

  • The Scarab Guardian was patrolling around the ruins of the Dragon Realms New York.
  • Lord Shen was leading his team to await an attack.
  • Cynder momentarly had a mingrain and a vision and gasped.
  • Cynder: "..... Shen, I afraid the villain teams are far from being done with trying to capture Qui. A powerful member of the Mafia allience brought back some previously dead foes from our past and mutante them into super-freaks, and rallied the villains into launghing an assult on the feast."
  • Lord Shen: "..... That is concerning to hear, Cynder. Is this Mafia Allience member powerful?"
  • Cynder: "..... It's Madam Fem Fatal."
  • Lord Shen: "MADAM FEM FATAL?!"
  • Lord Shen's shout echos in the area, getting the Scarab Gaurdian's attention.
  • Merlin quickly turned everyone invisable as the Scarab quickly came and saw nothing. But it stared suspitiously at the area and left cautiously.
  • Lord Shen: "(Wispers), Ok, before we go after the Scarab Guardian, I want full detail of what Fem Fatal did to make it possable and who are the reserected dead foes of ours? Your visions gave you full detail?"
  • Shifu: We'll worry about that later. Right now, we have a mission to do. If those villain teams do arrive, we need to convince them not to interfere.
  • Spyro: Wait a minute, you know that lady?
  • Lord Shen: I looked up her profile with Icky once in a rotine check on the villain file program on the Louger Computer once. She's from the Madagascar world, and has been with the Mafia Alliance for a very long time now.
  • Celestia: Or... We could have them help us.
  • Lord Shen:... What?!? That's a stupid idea!
  • Celestia: Well, think about it. If they want villainy to survive, then it would be possible that they could help us.
  • Eagle-Beak: I'm not sure, Celestia. Those villains won't be easy to convince out of their goals to obtaining my daughter.
  • Celestia: Well, it's worth a shot. And if it fails, we'll drive them off.
  • Eagle-Beak: "There's a good chance that unlike us frankly, they want Amutt and his family dead! And with the Mafia Allience involved, they'll find ways to make it happen! So it's not wise to allow them to be of use to us! It conflcits with the intention of reasoning Amutt out of being a nutcase, not to mention it makes said reasoning impossable and would make him accuse us of being supporters of this "cycle of pain and misery" he whines about. Do you really want to risk making negotsiations sour from the start just for the sake of a very likely victory?"
  • Celestia sighed.
  • Celestia: "Your right. I can't bring myself to put a family in harm's way, even if they're a family of congurors. We have to drive them off."
  • Spyro: How do we do that? There's a whole lot more of them than there are of us.
  • Yen Sid: Oh, I'm sure there's plenty of us to match such a massive amount of villains.
  • Viper: Oh, boy, something tells me this battle will reach Battle for Olympus heights.
  • Cyril: Well, that didn't have as many villains and heroes as this situation, so it might be much bigger than that.
  • Shifu: Then we must do this carefully. Those villains could strike at any moment, and we need to make the time before they arrive count.
  • Lord Shen: "Then we have to hurry up in dealing with the Scarab as quickly as possable."
  • Spyro: Should we attack now?
  • Shifu: No, we need to wait for the signal. We need to wait and make sure the other team has found the NovaTitan and take it out.
  • Ignitus: I hope they find it soon. We can't avoid the Scarab forever.

Meanwhile...

  • Zosimo: (He and his team take a look as drones are seen working on the G-50 NovaTitan itself, as it appears as a giant dull-red robot with a human-like upper area, 4 tripod-like legs, two guns on it's shoulders, jets on it's back, and a faint eye)... There it is! It's amazing!
  • Warson: Indeed. That thing is too powerful to remain functional, and we need to take it out.
  • Zosimo: Right. I just never thought I'd see a real one aside from the non-functioning models at the museums.
  • Nytrox: (Growls)
  • Xandy: Nytrox, ssh! We need to make sure that the other team has found the Scarab Guardian.
  • Magnum: I can imagine they are, so I'd better give the signal. (Casts a spell, and puts a magical flare in the sky that only the heroes could see)
  • Lord Shen: There's the signal!
  • Celestia: Then I'd better bring the signal to charge! 3... 2... 1...(Lights the signal) NOW!! (Both teams began to attack)

NovaTitan Location

  • Xandy: (They took out the drones managing the NovaTitan)
  • Warson: Aright, all drones, you know the drill, step away from the machine!
  • Icky: Unless you want a bullet to your memory banks! (A drone saw this, and it was able to activate the NovaTitan before Warson smacked it down with his staff, and the heroes watched as it got online, and it's faint eye glowed orange, and it's wrists displayed powerful and intense orange energy blades, and it's shoulder-mounted cannons cocked themselves)
  • NovaTitan: Intruders detected! Initiating defense initiative! (It's eye charged up)
  • Zosimo: OH, GOD, IT'S THE EYE BEAM, TAKE COVER!! (The group was barely able to avoid the NovaTitan's intense orange eye-beam as it fried all that it touched)...
  • Iago: HOLY TORCH TITS!!!
  • Xandy: Armor-piercing!
  • Gun: Armor-piercing shots activated. (She fires armor-piercing plasma blasts at the NovaTitan, yet it wasn't enough, and Xandy was barely burned by a plasma blast)
  • Xandy: OW! (Breaths through teeth) Oh, tarnation, that burns!
  • Trixie: We're so dead meat!
  • Warson: Not yet we're not! We just need a plan of attack!
  • Sandy: Say, Xandy? Can I use your gun for a second, I think I can make a good shot at that thing's eye.
  • Xandy: Well, I would, but it's programmed to only recognize my hand. It won't work for anyone else. But I think I can get a lucky shot at it's eye! (Aims her gun at the NovaTitan, but it reacted too quick for her) AAHHH, SHOULD'VE EXPECTED IT'S QUICK REACTION TIME FROM THE VIRTUAL GYM!!
  • Vancer: Oh, f*** this! I'm taking that bucket of bolts down the old fashion way! GRENADES! (Takes out a grenade, twists and activates it, and throws it)...(The grenade exploded, and the NovaTitan was unharmed)...AH, S*** NUGGETS!!
  • Aurlena: Maybe this needs a little more muscle! (Charges out and faces the NovaTitan, using her gauntlets to block the blasts, and punches the NovaTitan with all her might) HOW DO YOU LIKE THE TASTE OF FIST ON YOUR FACE, BITCH?!? (Tries punching the eye, but the NovaTitan blocks the attack)...Uh-oh! (The NovaTitan charges up it's eye) AAAAAAHHHHH!! (She is burned off-camera as everyone watched in agony)...(She survived scorched)...Okay...that didn't work in the slightest.
  • Banzai: You THINK?!? What is that thing made of, adamantium?
  • Warson: A durable uranium alloy, actually. One of the finest armor metals money can buy. Guns and explosions aren't gonna hurt it, and targeting the eye is going to be a challenge.
  • Cloakblade: I'll handle this! (Turns on her cloaking device, and darts into the battlefield, yet the NovaTitan is able to see through the cloaking device through thermal imaging, and grabs Cloakblade's foot, and smashes her into some crates) OW! OOF! OWCH! AAAA-HAA-HAA-HAAOOWWCHH!! THAT'S GONNA BE RED IN THE MORNING!! (She is thrown back into cover)...Owch!...How stupid of me to forget that the NovaTitan had thermal imaging software to see through cloaking illusions.
  • Shenzi: Then we might need some backup.
  • Warson: But the rest went to fight the Scarab Guardian, and others to keep a lookout. We might need to find a way to stall it.
  • Xandy: STALL IT?!? It's as durable as s***!
  • Warson: I'm sure we can figure something out. (They avoid the eye-beam)

Meanwhile...

  • Celestia: (She and the other powerful members battle the Scarab Guardian) I'll admit, this insect's durable!
  • Lord Shen: "Even a golith like this has a weakness!? We just need to find it and explot it!"
  • Cynder: He's right, guys! And we need to find it quickly! I don't think we can last this long tackling it with everything we've got. (Magnum's voice was heard inside Cynder's head)
  • (Magnum): Cynder? Do you read me? This is Magnum!
  • Cynder: Uh, guys, Magnum's calling me in my head! I think you might wanna hold off the Scarab Guardian while I talk with her.
  • Shifu: Understood. HAI-YAH! (Kicks the Scarab Guardian's leg, which was powerful enough to hurt it as it moaned in pain)
  • (Magnum): Cynder, we've taken on the NovaTitan, but...well...it's pretty much outwitting us quickly. It's got us pinned down, and we're barely able to get away from it. If you get the chance, I'd like to request immediate assistance.
  • Cynder: How much longer can you hold out?
  • (Magnum): Uh...I think we're basically out of time at this point. Just hurry up and take that thing down! Over and out!
  • Cynder: Guys the other team is having trouble dealing with the war machine. Said it's got them pinned down.
  • Skipper: Should we send the sentry team to help them?
  • Shifu: I feel that it would take more than them to stop a machine that can give them trouble.
  • Tigress: Then we need to defeat this monster as soon as possible! (The Scarab Guardian roars as it charged toward them and they dodged)

Feast

  • Amutt: What in the name of Apep is going on out there?!?
  • Qui: "Amutt, WHY is your giant beetle roaring it's head off?!"
  • Amutt: "I don't know...... Cleo, Patra, Nile! Go check on the Scarab Guardian! It may've found stragglers of the invadion! Contain them!"
  • Cleo: "Alchourse father. Come sisters, they stragglers shall taste our might!"
  • Nile: "But, isn't might an abstract conspect and there for doesn't physically exist and-"
  • Cleo: I was being figurative. Let's just go! (They teleport away)

Scarab Attack

  • Cleo: (She and the others teleport there to see the Lodgers fighting it)... OH, HELL, NO!!!
  • Patra: But, but how did they outwit our forces?!? (They are immediately trapped in a magic-proof bubble by Yen Sid)
  • Yen Sid: You three will not be interfering this time! You and your father have gone far enough!
  • Cleo: WHY THE HELL DIDN'T SEER REPORT THIS?!?
  • Yen Sid: You clearly underestimate us. We have powers that can disable creatures like Seer. He won't be of help to you anymore.
  • Patra: LET US GO IMMEDIATELY, OR YOU'LL REGRET IT!! (Yen Sid ignored them and continued fighting the Scarab Guardian) DON'T YOU DARE IGNORE US, YOU FOOL!!! GET BACK HERE THIS INSTANT!!! AAAAAHHHH!!!
  • Cleo: Forget it, Patra. It's not working.
  • Nile: Oh, I'm sure daddy will realize we're gone longer then we really should and save us.
  • Patra: I sure hope so.
  • The Scarab Guardian was barely able to keep off the Lougers!
  • The Scarab Guardian aims to breath out a powerful blast to defeat them for good!
  • Hiccup: "Steady, toothless! Stedy!"
  • The Scarab Guardian opened it's maw the widest it can!
  • Hiccup: EAT THIS! (Toothless fired a blast, yet the Scarab Guardian's laser was able to deflect it into the sky, and the two were barely able to dodge the laser) HOLY CRAP, THAT WAS TOO CLOSE!!! (The Scarab Guardian aimed at the both of them in the air, yet they split up and dodged the laser as Hiccup used his gliding suit. The Scarab Guardian aimed for Hiccup, yet Toothless darted and rescued him before the laser could hit)... Wow, that could've gone better! This thing is too quick for even us!
  • Celestia: Then I have a better way to get to that spot! (Fires a beam at the Scarab Guardian, and it fired it's laser as they got into a beam lock. At first, the Scarab Guardian's laser was overpowering Celestia's, but then Luna, Merlin, Yen Sid, Spyro, Cynder, and the Dragon Guardians fired beams as well, matching the strength of the Scarab's beam)
  • Spyro:... Just... hang... on! (Their beams were able to overpower the Scarab Guardian's beam and pushed it straight into it's mouth as it caused a chain reaction, causing the Scarab to choke)
  • Hiccup: Well, that works, too. (The Scarab Guardian wobbled around as it looked as it was starting to combust, and in a few moments, instead, it just cartoonishly inflated as a sound of an inside exploudion was heard as the beetle gets drunkingly dizzy. Reverting to normal, It burps out smoke and plopped into the floor, moaning in pain.)
  • Po:... Well that was anti-climatic.
  • Fluttershy: "But I'm glad the poor thing didn't die though. I don't think my heart would take it."
  • Cynder:... Well... We did it.
  • Patra: "HOW DARE YOU ALL HARMED OUR SCARAB GUARDIAN LIKE THIS!?"
  • Snotlout: "Hey, at least it didn't exploud into gross bug slime and just acted like a looney tunes villain after they stupidly ate a bomb! At the least, you should thank us for not inadvertingly killing the stupid freaky bug in the process!"
  • Amutt: (Teleported there) WHAT THE DUAT HAPPENED?!? I demand to know where the shorce of that disgusted burp came fro- (Sees the Scarab Guardian laying defeated and comferted by a sympathic Fluttershy).... Oh by the great nile of the pharohs, are you serious?
  • Qui: (Flied over to the area) What happened to the Scarab Guardian?!?
  • Nile: "Well, those meanie bo beanie heroes entered a beam fight with the Scarab Guardian and won!"
  • Patra: "It was a retorical question, little sister."
  • Cynder: It's over, Amutt! Your Scarab Guardian is defeated! It's time you surrendered because we will not stop until your treachery is halted.
  • Amutt:... How is that possible? I sent Seer to watch over you!
  • Spyro: Seer is no longer any help to you, Amutt. Like Galapa-God, it has turned against you.
  • Amutt: "I won't stand for this interfearence! I will properly punish you all for-"
  • Sleme leaped from the air, triple flipped and landed in front of a surprised Amutt!
  • Amutt: "(GASPS)! THE SERVENT GIRL'S DESENDENT?!"
  • Sleme: "Face it Amutt, (brings out the Blade of Set) you had lost!"
  • Amutt: (Gasps) THE BLADE OF SET?!? HOW?!? PATRA HAD IT DESTROYED!!!
  • ???: You think they were alone on this? (Magack, Donkus, and Croad appeared)
  • Amutt: (Gasps) YOU!
  • Qui: "Uh.... You, know this guy?"
  • Amutt: "I had already told of him from my story! He was indirectly the reason why my brotherhood with Scor-Pan was ruined!"
  • Qui: "Oh, he's that Magack guy...."
  • Amutt: "Master, why are you driven being against me?! Are you submitting to peer pressure like the gods as well?! If so, I fancy you were better then that?!"
  • Magack: "I had pretty much thought you were better then submitting to bad enfluences as well! Scor-Pan is not truely what you had said he is! He lied about everything and used your feelings and emotions against you!"
  • Amutt: "HOW DARE YOU SAY THAT?! YOUR TRYING TO TRICK ME INTO BETRAYING MY BROTHER?! Former Presitlord or not, I WILL NOT TOLERATE BLASTFOMUS INSULTS I-"
  • Amutt is kept from moving by the Blade of Set in Sleme's proession.
  • Qui: "Amutt, you can't let that sword scare you! Bringing enlightment to the worlds will fail because of it!"
  • Amutt: "I can't help it, Scarlet Messiah, this is the same blade used to formerly end the life of a god by giving him morallity illness, the one desisence that can harm a god and an immortal like myself!"
  • Qui: "Aw, damn it, I rememebred that from when Celestia had it! Well it's not so bad as long as you stay amoral or if these guys apologise for stabbing you, right?"
  • Amutt: "That's part of the dispicable trickery of Set! He made Morality Illness from this blade so highly constracted, that mere amorallity is not enough to stop it!"
  • Qui: "Damn it, Scor-Pan already told me that and I forgot it like I was Narcotic! No offence."
  • Narcotic: "None taken, your grace."
  • Qui: "Amutt, is about time you congured your fears of that thing!"
  • Amutt: "I..... I CAN'T!? FEAR OF A WEAPON CAPABLE TO HARM A GOD OR IMMORTAL IS NOT SOMETHING THAT CAN BE CONGURED BY EVEN ME?!"
  • Qui sighed.
  • Qui: "Great. The one guy that helped me seen my new path in life and accepted me into a new family, is afraid of a sword! Albeit understandingly why so, this is gonna complincate things! Ok Amutt, you helped me out of my life crisis, time to return the favor!"
  • Qui grabs Amutt and flew up as quick as a flash!
  • Cynder: "QUI, STOP! YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT'RE YOUR DOING! (Annoyed) For the upteenth time in the row."
  • Cynder flew off as quickly too!
  • Suddenly, the Locu-Men appeared snarling and screaming like Thumber from Bugs Life!
  • Icky: "HOLY CRAP IT'S THE LOCUSTS MEN?!"
  • Cynder was forced to fight off the swarm of Locu-Men as Qui was able to escape with Amutt!
  • Spyro: "CYNDER?!"
  • Spyro flew up as well!
  • Tigress: "AMUTT AND QUI GOT AWAY!?"
  • Mantis: "But at least we captured the Amutt Daughters."
  • ???: "Oh a'really?"
  • The heroes saw Scor-Pan near the bubble.
  • Scor-Pan: "You know what they say about bubbles, comrades? They pop. (Raised his claw near the bubble)."
  • Mantis: "..... He, wouldn't, dare....."
  • Scor-Pan: "Oh, (Darkifived Equinox Magic is seen on the tip), I dare."
  • Scor-Pan pokes the bubble, as the magic makes it pop!
  • Cleo: "ALRIGHT, YOU ASSASSINS?! PAY BACK TIME?!" (Grows her arm to brutal size)!
  • The Daughters charged!
  • Mantis: "I REALLY NEED TO KEEP MY BIG MOUTH SHUT!?"
  • Lord Shen: "RETREAT!?" (Mummies were summoned and surrounded the group before they could do so)
  • Patra: You're not going anywhere! You just threatened our father's life, and it will not be tolerated! So you leave us no choice but to have you executed!
  • Celestia: Uh, some of us are gods that can't die.
  • Patra: Remember when we removed your eternal youth? We can remove more than that! WE CAN REMOVE YOUR IMMORTALITY COMPLETELY!!!
  • Luna:... YOU WOULDN'T DARE?
  • Patra: Don't be so foolish as to test us! We CAN do it, and we WILL do it! You must be punished for attempting to kill our father!
  • Nile: KILL THEM!! KILL THEM NOW!! THEY SCARED MY DADDY!!!
  • Yen Sid: Girls, you're making a mistake! Scor-Pan is-
  • Cleo: SILENCE!! NO LIES!! We're not stopping for anything. Nobody threatens our father! Now prepare to die! Patra?
  • Patra: (Summons up a spell cloud that forms a skull) BY THE POWER VESTED IN APEP, THESE TREASONERS SHALL BURN IN THE FIERY PITS OF DUAT FOR ALL ETERNITY!! (The cloud charges in electricity preparing to strike the Lodgers)
  • Spyro: (He and Cynder notice the death cloud as they were fighting the Locust Men)... Uh, Cynder? (They notice the cloud as it made it's skull shape)
  • Cynder: Oh, no, they're not seriously going to kill them?!?
  • Spyro: We need to stop it- (They were apprehended by the Locust Men) LET GO OF ME!!!
  • Cynder: GET YOUR CLAWS OFF OF ME!! I SAID LET GO!! (Turns into her Avatar Cynder form and roars)... (The cloud intensifies, and just before it could kill the group, Avatar Cynder used her wind ability to clear off the cloud)
  • Patra: WHAT?!? (Avatar Cynder lands on the ground)...
  • Avatar Cynder:... Unhand our friends NOW!!
  • Patra:... Nile, deal with her.
  • Nile: Okay, Patra! (Transforms into Malefor)
  • Avatar Cynder: WHAT?!?
  • Malefor Nile: (With same voice, laughs) You are gonna get it! (Avatar Cynder flew off with Malefor Nile chasing her)
  • Spyro: CYNDER, I'LL HELP YOU- (Patra magically took away his wings as he fell to the ground) OOF!!!
  • Patra: I don't think so!
  • Fluttershy: Girls, you need to listen to us! Scor-Pan is tricking you into-
  • Cleo: I SAID SILENCE!!! YOU WILL NOT SAY A WORD FOLLOWING YOUR EXECUTION!!
  • Genie: (Teleports the entire group away from the mummies as the daughters were distracted) And everybody's safe and sound!
  • Cleo: WHAT?!? MUMMIES, GET THEM- (The mummies were immobilized before they could do anything)
  • Genie: You do realize you're trying to defeat a free genie, right?
  • Cleo: And... (Traps Genie in the same prison as Jafar did)... We're done.
  • Merlin: TELEPORTUS!! (Teleports the entire group away before the daughters could do anything)...
  • Cleo:... (Sighs) Curse these misfits and their quick-thinking.
  • Patra: Well, at least we contained their all-powerful ally. We don't need any 'free genies' making things easier on those unenlightens. Let's just get the whole place prepared for defending our father. We'll send all the mummies we have on killing those heroes on sight! They took away too much from us, and we don't need our father being taken from us as well!
  • Malefor Nile: (Came down with a restrained Cynder)... Got her, sisters!
  • Patra: Good work, Nile. Now we have us some hostages to make sure that Blade of Set is not a problem once again. Now let's get started. Inform all the defenses. We can't let those heroes get the upper hand once again. (Rainbow Dash was watching all this and flew away)

Scout Team Location

  • Twilight:... Urrgh, if only we had some binoculars with us, then we could get a clear view. I sure hope Rainbow Dash comes back soon from the spying.
  • Iago: From the looks of it, and by the flying, the locking magic beams, the intense storm cloud, the screaming that could be heard from here, the flashes, the noise, and the intense lasers flying around, I'd say things might not be going well for both teams.
  • Applejack:... I have to ask, why didn't we bring Fluttershy again?
  • Twilight: Because she wanted to go with the fighting team of the Scarab Guardian in the hopes that it could be persuaded.
  • Iago: "Well CLEARLY thanks to those bitches she didn't get the chance!"
  • Twilight: "Don't worry, Fluttershy is quick when it comes to animals. Acting kind alone is enough to earn the trust of even creatures like the Scarab Guardian."
  • Applejack: "Well, either way, it looks like from the damage it got, it might be awhile before it becomes a use to Amutt again."
  • Rainbow Dash arrived!
  • Rainbow Dash: "GUYS, MAJOR BAD NEWS!? Thanks to that jerk Scor-Pan and that those stupid dog people still think we're out to kill Amutt and that they don't exactly believe us about Scor-Pan, THINGS REALLY went downhill!"
  • Rarity: "How downhill are we talking about, exactly?"
  • Rainbow Dash: Well, we were close to forcing Amutt to back down, but Qui got in the way, Scor-Pan freed the daughters who almost killed the group, the group was able to retreat, Cynder and Genie have been taken hostage, and... (Screaming was heard from the battle against the NovaTitan)... I can guess that the other team is having a problem with the NovaTitan.
  • Mr. Dodo: By Jove, they might need some help.
  • Twlight: I think you're right.
  • Bill: But... What about the other team?
  • Twilight: Don't worry about them, I'm sure they need to recover from what just occurred. So it appears it's up to us to help the other team out with the NovaTitan.
  • Rainbow Dash: Well, what're we waiting for? Let's dismantle that tin can! (Twilight teleports the group into the fight with the NovaTitan)

NovaTitan Battle

  • Applejack: (The group teleported into the fight to see that the group was struggling) Whoa nelly, that's one bigass war machine. (The NovaTitan noticed them and charged it's eye-beam)
  • Twilight: GET DOWN!! (They ducked out of the way of the beam and moved before the NovaTitan could hit them below with the beam)
  • Patrick: What're THEY doing here?
  • Xandy: Guys, now's our chance! We can strike at it! (Aims her pistol at the eye, but the NovaTitan fired it's shoulder cannon at her) WHOA!!
  • Warson: I think we need to retreat! This thing is putting up too much of a fight for us to handle! (The group was able to leave the building, yet the NovaTitan leaped through the roof and glided down towards the fleeing group with it's jets, and it starts aiming it's eye-beam at them)
  • Magnum: LOOK OUT!! (The eye-beam fires as Magnum fired another beam, and got the beams into a lock, yet the NovaTitan's beam was too powerful, so Magnum cast a protective shield to reflect the overpowering beam to a wall)... My goodness!
  • Rainbow Dash: (The others came out of the building to see the NovaTitan continue it's fight) GREAT BALLS OF FIRE!!! THAT THING IS POWERFUL!!
  • Xandy: Everyone take cover now before it fires again! (The heroes hide in certain areas of the environment, and the NovaTitan lands from it's glide, and scouts the area for the heroes)
  • Twilight: I think I can stop it! (Aims her horn preparing to fire, but then the NovaTitan notices her) OH, FOR THE LOVE OF- (They avoid the eye-beam)
  • NovaTitan: "You are given a highly recimmend request to surrender in T-minus 10 seconds. Failure to comply will lead to extermination. 10. (Charges up the eye beam attack to a desistating level) 9. 8. (The heroes prepared for the ineditable) 7. 6. 5. 4. 3. 2. On-"
  • A purple blasts hits the NovaTitan in the back of the, doing considerablely great damage, but not fatal enough to truely destroy it, though it succeeded to ruin it's ability to use the eye beam attack ever again until it should ever be repaired.
  • ???: "THEY'RE NOT GONNA BE YOUR ONLY PROBLEM, YOU OVER-GROWN TIN-CAN!?"
  • Spyro and the other Hero Team appeared!
  • Spyro: "It's YOU who should consider surrender, titan!"
  • NovaTitan: "Surrender is not an opition due to Interuniverseal War Law that dictates that all NovaTitans are to be dismantled and decomissioned. This unit is fighting for it's right to remain funtional and surrendering that right does not compute."
  • Spyro: "Look, I'm sorry it has to be like that, but serving Qui isn't any better! She was first was an insane world conguring fanactic, and now... She's just a deludional false messiah being a victim of a false friend's scam."
  • NovaTtan: "What master Qui is doing, this unit is not programmed to be concerned about. She keeps this unit from disfuntionality and presevred a dying line victimedised by anti-war fanactics."
  • Spyro: "It doesn't have to be like this, titan!"
  • Warson: "Indeed! I can convince the Federations to make you an exception and only have you placed in a private base!"
  • NovaTitan: "Success-rate of Federations approveal of such a deal: (Analsying sounds are heard).... 30.-gigapoint09827162 percent. Polotics has a habit of sometimes failing, and my fate will be the same as my two brothers. Just another museum place. This unit rather not take that risk and would prefer to be shut down with honor."
  • Spyro: "Then we understand and accept that. Bring it!"
  • NovaTitan: "Mercy mode: Offline."
  • The NovaTitan donned it's lazor blades again!
  • The NovaTitan jumped into the air, propelling itself with it's jets, it used it's energy blades to scale the building, and it aimed it's plasma cannons at the group
  • Max: INCOMING GUNFIRE ALERT!!
  • NovaTitan: Rapid-firing shots activated! (The cannons rapidly fired plasma at the group as they dodged, then it charged it's cannons and fired massive concussive blasts that threw plasma across the area, burning most of the group)
  • Bill: OUCH!! THAT BURNS LIKE FIRE!!! AAAAHHHH!!!
  • Gilda: I got this one!
  • Magnum: Me, too! (Both she and Gilda fly towards the NovaTitan as they dodged it's plasma blasts, and Magnum fired magic lasers at the NovaTitan, which brought significant damage to it's chest)
  • The NovaTitan tried to slice at them but missed, as it ended up spinning around enough times that it ended up crash into the ground!
  • Spyro: (He faced it, using his earth ability to disorientate it, then his ice ability to freeze it's legs as it was stuck to the ground. Spyro then used his electrical ability to short-circuit the NovaTitan)
  • Warson: Quick, open fire, he's giving us an opportunity!
  • Xandy: You heard him, guys! (The Heroes Act members begin attacking the NovaTitan as it took heavy damage)
  • NovaTitan: Error-Error-Error-Errrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr-Err-Error-Taking Heavy-y-y-y-y-y-y-y Damage! Errrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr-initiating emergency self-destruct protocol!
  • Heroes Act Members/Spyro: WHAT?!?
  • Zosimo: I don't remember NovaTitans sacrificing themselves in training.
  • NovaTitan: It is new protocol installed by masters in case of fai-fai-fai-fai-failure. Self-destruct in 20 seconds.
  • Spyro: EVERYONE TAKE COVER!!!
  • The heroes did that as the giant robot EXPLODED IN A FIERY INFERNO!!
  • Warson: Whew! I thought for sure that explosion was gonna be pretty devastating.
  • Twilight: Uh... Guys, where's Cynder?
  • Pumbaa: And Genie?
  • Spyro: They've been captured. Genie was put in an anti-magic orb, and Cynder got captured fighting the daughter that shapeshifts into worst fears.
  • Pinkie: (Giggles) What could Cynder POSSIBLY be afraid of to be captured?
  • Spyro:... Malefor.
  • Twilight:... Seriously? Was he really that frightening for her?
  • Spyro: She's been tortured and forced to serve, and never had a good childhood. She hated and feared Malefor because she knew how powerful he was. She was only brave enough to stand against him the last two times because I was by her side. When she's near Malefor, she gets nervous and stressful. He was just too child-scarring on her.
  • Alex: Well, looks like we have a rescue mission on our hands.
  • Yen Sid: But we must be careful. They might use them as leverage to give up the Blade of Set.
  • Lord Shen: "Or worse, that and our overall surrender. We have to return to the Museum at once."

Dragon Guardian Temple.

  • Cynder was brought before Qui and Amutt.
  • Qui: "...... So, it's back to these old things, isn't it?"
  • Cynder: "..... Qui, your making a serious mistake."
  • Qui: "This time, IT'S YOU who made the mistake! Why did you brought that blade Amutt fears so much?! All he is trying is to bring true peace to the universe, and you of all people basicly threaten his life!?"
  • Cynder: "Qui, your misunderstanding our intentions-"
  • Qui: "Are you afraid you have to retire as heroes if the cycle of misery and pain ends with true peace, is THAT it!? As much as you normally hate war and suffering, you need it so people have a use for you?! Are you afraid of just being like everyone else? Is that it?"
  • Cynder: "Qui, I-"
  • Qui: "No need to explain.... I been there.... I tried to bring back something I thought my life couldn't exist without as well. I thought I meant something to them.... (A tear was shed)..... I was mostly wrong. I didn't meant a thing for them as a person.... Just a powerful weapon to overuse.... Even more then NovaTitans, which, I sadly assume your friends ruined. Now I'm forced to delay our advances and have the Nova-Titan repaired. If it's even possable. Those things are almost extint, you know! And on top of that, you harmed the Scarab Guardian and forced it to go into long extended hours of healing! You further delayed our hopes of quick enlightenment to this world! You have any idea how much Amutt's daughters want your friends dead because of that?! They ordered the mummies to kill on sight!"
  • Cynder: "Qui, please, it's not what you think it is! Scor-Pan is nothing but a lier! He-"
  • Amutt angerly smacks Cynder across the face!
  • Amutt: "LIER?! I WILL NOT TOLERATE THIS INSULT TO HIS NAME?!"
  • Qui: "Amutt, calm down..... We have her and one of the Jungle Crew members to use as leverage to make them surrender the blade.... Please, don't be like the unenlighten and kill them for this sevre damage.... They're not Crangor bad, they're just.... Very misguided...."
  • Amutt sighed.
  • Amutt: ".... Your right.... I suppose it's the cycle's fault they're like this.... Very well..... The young one's friends shall be spared of anything serious.... Provided if they make the wise desidion of surrendering that blade! Until then, she is to be locked up locked up with the servents. Scor-Pan."
  • Scor-Pan grabbed Cynder and crawled away.
  • Qui: "...... Your welcome, Cynder."
  • Cynder was still surprised Qui spared her from Amutt's wrath like that.
  • Scor-Pan: "The Scarlet Messiah, she's merciful, no?"

Later.

  • Scor-Pan tossed Cynder into a cell with the UUPD cops and left.
  • Axle: "Cynder!? Is that you?!"
  • Cynder: "Who else do you think I am, Cleopatra?"
  • Axle: "..... Hilarious..."
  • Ducker: "So, I suspect the lougers and the other heroes are the reason why the feast is pretty much canceled?"
  • Cynder: "Yes, we defeated the Scarab Guardian and the NovaTitan.... I think Amutt assumingly wanted to destroy the Lougers, but... Qui of all people talked him out of it...."
  • Bullington: "..... Then she's truely far from the same crazy dragon that wanted to bring back the Villains Act through uniting the villain teams."
  • Janet: "Wow, she gave up the oppertunity to have you dead? Really? She's, truthfully not THAT Qui anymore?"
  • Cynder: Yes, and... To be honest, I knew she was like that ever since the first day I started getting visions about her. It was the day when Qui first arrived in our worlds. I feel as if... She and I have some kind of connection.
  • Ducker:... You're serious? That girl who we just found out is not of AUU origins is connected to you?
  • Cynder: That's what the visions tell me. I feel like I've seen her before. But I just can't remember what. It must've been like a long time ago. Possibly when I was still an egg.
  • Axle:... You actually SAW through the egg?
  • Ducker: Actually, Axle, studying dragon biology made me see that dragon eggs have some transparent materials in them that allow easy views of the outside world as a means of seeing what it would be like when the babies hatched.
  • Cynder: It's true. It's too bad that I can't remember much as an embryo. But I feel as if... If Qui was there.
  • Chief Bullington: And you've been feeling this way ever since she first came here?
  • Cynder: Yes. I don't know what's going on, but I'm starting to get some clues here and there. Her reveal as a Dragon Realms dragon who was abducted by the Villains Act was... Quite a shock... But not enough to tell me what I had to do with her. The only way I can learn of this is an Alicorn potion that Fu-Xi gave me, but-
  • Bullington: Wait a minute... Fu-Xi gave you an Alicorn potion? When?
  • Cynder: When we were saving Equestria from Qui during Discord's controversial problems with the plunderweeds.
  • Axle:... THEN WHY THE F*** HAVEN'T YOU DRUNK THE DAMN STUFF ALREADY?!?
  • Cynder: Because I was scared.
  • Axle: Of what?!?
  • Cynder:... Well... You see, I'm worried that I wouldn't like what I saw. Ever since we were tackling this mad puppet creation from the Shrek world, all the while, we were scattered in this one complex, and... He showed me awful things.
  • Janet: What kind of awful things?
  • Cynder: "...... I originally thought that.... Qui killed my parents...."
  • Axle and friends gasped!
  • Cynder: "Keyword, ORIGINALLY! Then I found out it was just the puppet's lies to scare me into corruption.... I no longer think what he said was true, but.... I'm still afraid of using the potion...."
  • Bullington: ".... Well, one of these days, you need to face those fears and see what truely happened that day. Or else, it will haunt you for the rest of your life.... Don't let anything, haunt you...."
  • Cynder: "...... Thank you....."
  • Axle: "Now, we need to get you out of here so you can be a help to the Lougers again."
  • Cynder: "Luckly, Shen told me a secret way to bypass through his cells."
  • Axle: "What's that?"
  • Cynder: "..... Lunchbreak."
  • The cells open.
  • Axle: "..... What the heck?"
  • Cynder: "It's an exspearimental protocal on when the prisoners of this place are being fed. We rarely actselly have prisoners here so, we kinda forgot we have this protocal."
  • Axle: "..... Word of advice, tell Shen to get rid of it."
  • Cynder: "Noted. Are you guys coming?"
  • Bullington: "We'll risk slowing you down, Cynder. You have to go on without us."
  • Cynder: "..... Are you sure?"
  • Axle: "Trust me, your more then likely to have enough help as it is. Us cops might not be much help for a fight against magical dog people."
  • Cynder: "..... Ok then, but I promise, you won't stay slaves forever. I have got to get to Genie."
  • Cynder runs off.

Forbidden Basement.

  • The Mummies placed Genie's orb down with Samutt present.
  • Samutt: "Perhaps this basement of these strange but wonderious artifacts will keep you here..... My husband will come here shortly to discover the true potainional of your powers."
  • Samutt instructed the mummies to leave as she does as well.
  • Genie:... Well, I've gone through worse than this. But look on the bright side, at least you have some heroes ready to save you. I'll be out of here in no time unless something bad happens.
  • Amutt: (Appears) Oh, I have just the plan to make that impossible. I think your all-powerful nature can serve me well.
  • Genie: Uh, pal, in case you haven't noticed, I'm a free genie. I don't DO wishes anymore, so I serve NO ONE except my friends!
  • Amutt: What if I said I had the power to make you an UNFREE genie again?
  • Genie: (Gasps)... You WOULDN'T!!
  • Amutt: I assure you, it's easy. Plus, it's useful as a backup plan. You see, you're the ultimate leverage here. If you don't heed my words or if threatening Cynder's life isn't enough and your friends fail to surrender the Blade, then you're going back to being bound by the rules of the genie, giving you no choice but to serve me as I make my three simple wishes: 1. The Blade of Set to be returned to the Gods. 2. To make all these heroes to have normal non-hero lives with no memory of it. And 3. The UUniverses to be under my peaceful command for all eternity! Then you'll be out of the picture as you'll be back to being trapped inside the lamp possibly forever. Just brilliant!
  • Genie:... YOU MONSTER!!!
  • Amutt: "Monster?! MONSTER?! I AM TRYING TO BRING PEACE INTO THESE UNIVERSES, AND YOU INSULT MY AMBITIONS?! First accusations against Scor-Pan, NOW THIS?!"
  • Amutt growled like a real dog for a bit!
  • Amutt: "I SHOULD FORGET WAITING FOR CERTAIN EVENTS AND TRAP YOU BACK INTO A LAMP NOW IF SCOR-PAN ISN'T STILL MAKING A NEW GENIE'S LAMP FOR YOU?!"
  • Amutt looked as if he was gonna physically assult genie, but refrigned.
  • Amutt: "Not only is physical violence pointless and would only serve to make you insult me more, it would break the fragle orb and free you... And I rather not have that. So enjoy being in this artifact room, for after your new lamp is complete.... You'll be staying here for a long time. It'll be as if you never left the Cave of Wonders."
  • Amutt turned and left.
  • Genie: ".... Note ot self: doesn't like to be called a monster. It's like the guy has no idea what he's doing is wrong."
  • Cynder came from the shadows as soon as Amutt was truely gone.
  • Cynder: "(Quietly) He pretty much doesn't. Remember that Scor-Pan is tricking him. I'm here to get you out of here, Genie."
  • Genie: Thank God, that guy is insane trying to make me an unfree genie just to get the wishes to get out of being defeated. What a cheat.
  • Cynder: Don't worry. That won't happen. I just need to-
  • Genie: Be careful, Cynder! I think this place might be booby-trapped. You step in this room, then mummies might pop out.
  • Cynder: Oh, that's easy, I'll fly over the floor.
  • Genie: I'm just saying that Amutt is not a stupid villain. He takes the time to think things through, and will stop at nothing to achieve his goals. His staff is even set to blink when this orb is broken. So you might not wanna break this thing until we get out.
  • Cynder:... (Sighs) I swear, this is gonna be very tough. Alright, brace yourself. (Lifts the orb)... Wow, this thing is pretty heavy, I don't think I can lift it out of this room. (She was thankfully able to barely do it)... Whew!
  • Genie: Oh, don't get your hopes up, this whole place might be infested with mummies ready to pop out of the ground like daisies.
  • Cynder:... I'm sure we can get through this fine.
  • Genie: But... What if they find that you're out of your cell? Won't that set anything off?
  • Cynder: I'm sure we have enough time to get out of here before anyone notices. We just need to find a window to fly through.
  • Genie: Just be careful. If this orb breaks, Amutt will be alerted.
  • Cynder: Don't worry, I'll just take the huge window I saw on my way to the basement. It'll be easy... As long as no mummies are surrounding that area.

Open Window Area

  • Cynder: (They find that the available open window for escape is surrounded by patrolling mummies which moan in their own language)...(Sighs) I just HAD to trigger karma.
  • Genie: "I got an idea. Distract them with something."
  • Cynder sees a small piece of broken temple and a vase.
  • Cynder: "I wonder...."
  • Cynder grabs the piece and tosses it at the vase, breaking it, and getting all the mummies attention and looking at the vase whilest Cynder was able to fly of with Genie completely un-noticed and flew away from the temple.

In the Dragon Realm Swamps.

  • Cynder: "Ok Genie, I think we're far away from Amutt now. Now can I free you?"
  • Genie: "Yeah, pretty much."
  • Cynder throws the orb and breaks Genie free!
  • Genie: "But just for safety reasons-"
  • Genie grabs Cynder!
  • Genie: "WE'REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE (BLASTS OFF WITH CYNDER BACK TO THE CITY RUINS) OUT OF HERE?!"

Amutt's location

  • Amutt:... (His orb blinks)... THE GENIE!! (He teleports to the basement to find him gone)... IMPOSSIBLE!!! HOW THE DUAT DID HE--
  • Cleo: (Appears from the door) Father, I went to check on the black dragon, and she was gone!
  • Amutt:... (The camera was on the Temple) AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!! HOW COULD THIS HAVE HAPPENED?!? I had that cell locked up tight!
  • Cleo: Well, I was wondering that myself until... Well...

Cutaway

  • Cleo: How the heck did she escape?!?
  • Nile: I'm sure we can find her before lunchbreak. (The cell shut on it's own)...
  • Cleo:... What?... Lunchbreak! (The cell opened)
  • Nile:... (Giggles) That's cool! LUNCHBREAK, LUNCHBREAK, LUNCHBREAK, LUNCHBREAK! (Her words opens and shuts the cell the 4 times she said the word.)
  • Cleo:... Wait a minute... (Magically analyzes the cell)...It's programmed to automatically open when either a Lodger, trapped or otherwise, or an outside watch, says 'Lunchbreak'? D'OH, BLAST THESE BLASTED CELLS!!!

Present

  • Amutt:... They could be opened and shut by the Lodgers... WHETHER THEY WERE TRAPPED OR NOT?!? BY SAYING LUNCHBREAK?!
  • Nile: Well, this is their place after all.
  • Amutt:... Alright, that's it! My one chance of victory is destroyed! I have no choice but to go to drastic measures. I'm gonna have to kill them.
  • Cleo: Are you sure about that? Didn't the Messiah warn you not to do so?
  • Amutt: I have no choice! My hostages have escaped, and they're going to use the Blade of Set against me. Those misfits are just going to keep it up until I surrender, and I need to make sure they're permanently stopped!
  • Nile: I don't know if the Messiah will like it, daddy.
  • Amutt: "Well she pretty much has to accept it! I can't afford to let my path be ultamately ruined before it has a chance to begin! It is do, or die!"
  • Scor-Pan was secretly listening.
  • Scor-Pan: "..... I could have my fun with this."
  • Scor-Pan leaves.

Qui's room.

  • Qui: "AMUTT SAID WHAT?!"
  • Scor-Pan: "It's true! And terrorable! He's allowing one little piece of bad luck deside that those misfits deserve to die!?"
  • Qui: "..... Just like the tragic origin of Clast."
  • Scor-Pan: ".... Wait, what?"
  • Qui: Nothing. (Sighs) Okay, I can perfectly understand why he would go to such lengths, but that's not the way to do it. It's just going to make things worse! I've gotta stop him! (Runs off)
  • Scor-Pan:... (Chuckles) Everything's going well.

Later...

  • Amutt: I WANT THOSE LODGERS DEAD, AND I WANT THAT BLADE OF SET IN MY POSSESSION NO MATTER THE COST!!! I CAN'T ALLOW THOSE GUYS GET IN THE WAY OF MY INTENTIONS TO BRING TRUE PEACE TO THESE UUNIVERSES!!! (The mummies moaned in agreement) NOW GO! FIND THEM! (The mummies did so)... (Sighs) What has this world come to?
  • ???: AMUTT!!! (Qui appeared) What is the meaning of this?
  • Amutt: Listen, Messiah, I'm sure you're angry, but our hostages have escaped, and I'm left with nothing to defend myself from the Blade. At this rate, they'll have me stopped for sure. You'll be left with no other purpose, is that what you want?
  • Darkness Qui: No, but this solution is insane! You're becoming the monster you swore to destroy by doing this.
  • Amutt: This is for the greater good, Messiah! Trust me. They're threatening my life with a powerful sword.
  • Qui: Well, is it too late to tell you that they aren't gonna do such a thing? Don't you see, Amutt? They're not intending to use that sword against you, they just want to scare you into surrendering. And it almost worked if it wasn't for me. I know them, and they are not known to kill unless they had no choice. If you continue to be afraid of that sword, then you're basically asking for them to win!
  • Amutt: Are you saying that I shouldn't be this cautious?
  • Qui: No, I'm saying that the Lodgers are not going to kill you. Sending your forces to kill them will only give them the confidence that you're scared, and therefore it will be easier for you to fall. Even the Villains Act knew not to be scared like this.
  • Amutt: "..... By the gods.... Your right.... Those clever cretins! They risked their own lives just to put me in a cornered position! But, why did my daughters say they were gonna kill me?"
  • Qui: "Perhaps like you, they just made assumtions."
  • Amutt: "........ I aplogies about my behavior Messiah..... Mummies, cancel the attack."
  • The Mummies moaned in obeying.
  • Amutt: ".... But I doubt not attacking them would deter them from still going after me over all. They know I'm afraid of the blade of set overall, that's enough to go after me. Even if they're not gonna kill me, they still plan to stop my path. And they know that accursed blade does scare me into submission! What am I gonna do?"
  • Qui: "We're gonna try to inchrise defences to the point even they wouldn't be able to penatract."
  • Amutt: "But won't that also deminstraight fear?"
  • Qui: "Perhaps, but it also deminstraights your not a fool. You would show that your on their little game and desided to play it smart. It may not truely deter them, but it will make them understand that your not like the many overcompident basturds that they dealt with before."
  • Amutt: "..... Thank you Messiah, you, you saved me from a horrendus mistake. But at the same time, we still need a way to defeat them and get the blade of set."
  • Qui: "And we'll work on that. But first, we need to use the Lougers own temple defences against them.... And we'll also have to be sure to change any rediculious password system so it won't be like the "Lunchbreak" thing again. I once heard in this time during a problem in chrismas, they had a shield that surrounds the entire area. We have to activate that."
  • Amutt: "(Depressively) Alchourse Messiah. As you command."
  • Qui and Amutt left as Scor-Pan stared neutrolly at the scene.
  • Scor-Pan: "Not what I have in'a mind, but, Amutt being depressed, it's good enough. Ok, Scor-Pan, you had your fun, now it's time to actselly be productive and help the Scarlet Messiah build Amutt's comidence back up. As un-nessersarly mean that was, I need to make sure Amutt doesn't end up dooming himself.... But who saids I can't be a jerk while I'ma at it?"
  • Scor-Pan laughs abit like muttly.

Darkspawn Museum

  • Icky: I gotta say, that didn't go as well as we planned. We may've been able to take down the NovaTitan and the Scarab Guardian, but we were almost killed out there. Now Amutt's daughters want our heads on a platter for this.
  • Spyro: We were this close to succeeding if it wasn't for Qui.
  • Timon: My biggest question is how the NovaTitan isn't, as the name suggests, a Titan. I mean, shouldn't it be much bigger than that? Sounds like false advertising.
  • Narcotic: Hey, it's still big, isn't it?
  • Celestia: Yeah, you can practically call anything a Titan as long as it's bigger than average.
  • Kowalski: Well, to be fair, the word 'titan' does have different meanings. It can signify not just size, but strength, force, and power. And the NovaTitan basically had all those things. Size, strength, force, AND power. So I guess that technically makes the meaning justified.
  • Skipper: "In other less geekanise words, Titan is more then just a fancy greek way to say "Giant"!"
  • Phil: "That is diffently true. I seen Titans that weren't nessersarly huge like Hexxus' sons, but they still earned the right to be called, Titans!"
  • Timon: Well, I guess that makes sense.
  • Merlin: But now they've got Cynder and Genie. They've got hostages to use against us. Who knows what they might do with them if we don't surrender this Blade?
  • SpongeBob: Well, they do have an all-powerful genie with him. That could give him an advantage.
  • Iago: And how would he possibly use the powers of a free genie against us?
  • Zeus: Well, perhaps he is capable of nullifying his freedom and bringing him back into a lamp again.
  • Mushu: And... And that would mean... That would mean he--
  • Djon: HE COULD BE GIVEN THREE WISHES OF HIS OWN!!! HE COULD WISH FOR US TO BE BANISHED BACK TO OUR WORLDS WITH NO MEMORY OF WHO WE ONCE WERE!! HE COULD WISH FOR HIS QUEST TO COME TRUE!! HE COULD WISH FOR THE BLADE OF SET TO BE GONE!!! HE COULD WISH FOR ANYTHING TO USE TO HIS ADVANTAGE!!! (Some of the heroes panic again in the same style as when they were bested by Amutt's daughters)
  • ???: Lucky for you, we were able to use our own security measures against them. (Cynder and Genie appeared)
  • Spyro: Cynder! (Hugs her)
  • Sparx: Ooohhhhh- (Mantis smacks him)
  • Genie: Thank goodness we got out of that pretty fast, otherwise Amutt would've had us on a silver platter. I'm surprised that he had the power to turn free genies into genies.
  • Slashwing: Of course. Egypt DOES neighbor Arabia, so I'm sure we know all about the story of Aladdin.
  • Ignitus: Alright, we need a new plan. With the Scarab Guardian defeated and the NovaTitan destroyed, there's a better chance that we'll be able to get to Amutt.
  • Dick: Though he still has a few of his monsters with him.
  • Ignitus: The locust men, the giant Falcon-phoenix and the mummy greyhounds aren't enough to protect him for long. We can take them as well as we have any other villain.
  • Nytrox: (His barking and whining was heard as he ran into the room)
  • Xandy: What? What is it, Nytrox? Is something wrong?
  • Nytrox: (Mimics 'They're here!')
  • Black Kat: WHOA, he can speak?
  • Xandy: No, he can only mimic speech. I think he's saying there's trouble. Let's go! (They go outside to see the space cruisers of the villain teams)
  • Donkey: OH, HELL NO!!
  • Puss in Boots: This is not good.
  • Private: "THEY ARRIVED?!"
  • Warson: "How did they get here so quickly?!"
  • Icky: "Well, with the leage, they have a base by the Mountain of Malefor right here in the dragon realms. The rest... Obviously, they got here while A-Butt-head's eyes were turned."
  • Warson: "Wait, your planet's base is co-existing with the enemy's base? How is that possable without them destroying it by now?"
  • Icky: "That's the power of balence in the battle of good and evil...."
  • Warson: "..... Wow, your universes' heroes are allowed to get away with a alot of crazy things."
  • Icky: "Trust me, it can get nuttier then this."
  • Celestia: "We have to stop them?!"
  • Cynder: "I'll tell you all what to expect on the way!"

Chapter 6: Enforcers Fail/New Plans Form/Halting a Villain Invasion Force/Cynder's Thoughts Go Crazy

Villain Leage Battle Cruser.

  • Teen Mang: "..... Master, I have a question? If our base is by the Mountian fo Malefor, which is part of the Dragon Realms, why do we still need to use our space ship?"
  • Cobra: "Well the Dragon Realms is a big fucking planet. Going by space-ship is faster."
  • Teen Mang: "It's just that, I get why the Dragon Scourge Imperials need to, and Team Nefarious and the rest as well cause they have no bases here, but, why didn't we just teleported all of us to the city instead of wasting fuel flying here?"
  • Cobra: "Because Amutt is most likely too busy licking wounds from Louger surprise attacks, and just teleporting to him would be risky."
  • Teen Mang: "Well it still feels like we're wasting fuel."
  • Lord Cobra: I assure you, Teen Mang, we know what we're doing. As long as we villain teams put our heads together on this one, Amutt and his crazy mummy armies and family won't know what hit them.
  • Teen Mang: Well, okay, I guess I'll take your word for it.

Team Nefarious Spaceship

  • Dr. Nefarious: As soon as we get to that place, I'm gonna snag that Scarlet Dragon faster than even the Lodgers can react to.
  • Lawrence: I must remind you that we need the assistance of the other villains in order to pull it off. Miss Fem Fatal was very specific about arguments and hostility.
  • Dr. Nefarious: I know. It's just that I've been waiting YEARS for something like this to rise. And with those Lodgers getting their squishy asses handed to them by those guys, this will be as easy as pie.
  • King Dedede: I sure hope so. If they can beat a bunch of heroes that beat us every time, then they can surely beat us the same way.
  • Escargoon: Well, hopefully, Fem Fatal's new members will surely be of use to us.
  • Dr. Nefarious: Let's just hope the assistance of the Mafia Alliance and those AUU squishies pay off.

Scourge Empire Spaceship

  • Dark Dragon:... I'd never thought I'd see the day that a rare Scarlet Dragon would come into existence like this. I'd personally have to thank Eagle-Beak for all this.
  • Brer Bear: We're gonna annihilate them, boss! We're gonna ANNIHILATE them!
  • Brer Fox: Indeed, but save your energy, Brer Bear, you're gonna need it for all the pointless torturing we're gonna be doing.
  • Brer Bear: OOHHHH, YEAAAHHH!!! (Accidentally smacks Brer Fox with his club)...Oops, sorry.
  • Dark Dragon: Now, now, we're not here for pointless torturing. We're here for getting what we came here to get. We're just gonna grab her, destroy anything that stands in our way, the Lodgers if necessary, and get out of here. We'll decide what to do with them afterward.
  • Brer Bear:...Can't I at least squeeze ONE mummies' nipples?
  • Dark Dragon: NO!!!
  • Brer Bear: Aww!
  • Meng Tao: But I assure you, destroying those forces will be just as fun.
  • Brer Bear: YAY!!

Dark Radical Small Ship

  • Nuke:... (Sighs)... So it comes to this, people. We get our star player back, and we restore the Villains Act to it's former glory. That is if they decide that we have them.
  • Tentacled Suited Being: I say we snatch her before they get the chance to do anything.
  • Nuke: Don't be ridiculous, Mind Warper. We're doing this the honest way. It would be foolish to force the issue. We do this fair and square.
  • Hacko: What happens if we DON'T get her, then, cousin?
  • Nuke: "Don't worry, Hacko. On the off-but-very-likely chance Qui's power gets too tempting, we'll have Mind Warper brain-wash them into submiting her to us! That'll make sure these savages play fair."
  • Mind Warper, the tenticale suited being: "It would be my pleasure to do so, Nuke."

Mafia Allience Cruser.

  • Fem Fatal saw all this from a viewing gem.
  • Fem Fatal: "..... Typical villain teams. They don't take alliences seriously. But I am not worried..... It will be you who will ultamately unite them under your thumbs, masters."
  • Titan and Architect are seen on TV screens in front of her.
  • Titan: "Oh, don't worry, my star follower! We'll make sure these twats BEHAVE themselves once we nab Qui!"
  • Architect: "But you must make sure the Lougers are dealt with. It's very likely they don't wish for Qui to remain in the ranks of darkness. If we hope to coherse these villain teams into the perfect allience of evil under our roof, these universes will have little to stand a chance with."
  • Titan: "So, how's the uh, Enforcers doing?"
  • Fem Fatal: "They're already loose onto the city and are about to arrive at the temple. I armed with immortal harming weapons. Amutt and Family will soon be history.... And then, we'll bring them back to turn them into OUR weapons! That'll teach that "retired" Don Scor-Pan for leaving us."
  • Titan: "Oh don't worry. We'll deal with Ol' Scorpy in due time. And I already plan to give him hell.... Serious, hell...."

Dragon Guardian Temple.

  • The Enforcers gather surround  the Guardian temple secretly.
  • Steel Wind: "Blastformus, you set?"
  • Blastformus: "Indeed."
  • Steel Wind: "Plotting Twister?"
  • Plotting Twister twists around in a battle ready display.
  • Plotting Twister: "I'm all twisty."
  • Steel Wind: "Dogzbull Shark?"
  • Dogzbull Shark growledin preparence.
  • Steel Wind: "Hellcat and McFlamus?"
  • McFlamus: "THEY CAN TAKE OUR FREEDOMS, BUT THEY CAN NEVER TAKE OUR-"
  • Hellcat grabs and chokes McFlamus
  • Hellcat: "Shut it, you half-wit hamster!?"
  • Steel Wind: "Shh! Now, on my signel, we attack the gates, beat down the mummies, and find and capture Qui! We'll leave our allies to take down Amutt! But we have immortal harming weapons just in case.... Well, you guys do anyway. I am not touching those things.... And, I don't need to. (Dons out a Buzz-Saw, chuckles wickedly). Now, on 3..... 1........ 2........ And phase for drumatic effect...... 3!"
  • The Enforcers charaged and barged down the gates!
  • Steel Wind: "FEAR US AMUTT?! YOUR HOUR OF TURMOIL AND THE TWILIGHT OF YOUR DEMISE IS AT HAND?!"
  • Steel Wind's words echo....
  • McFlamus: ".... I don't think he's home."
  • Hellcat: "Or the basis for a trap."
  • Steel Wind: "..... Explore the temple, find Qui."
  • The Enforcers enter.
  • Steel Wind: Hmm... Find anything yet?
  • Blastformus: Nothing here.
  • Dogzbull: Nothing here, either.
  • McFlamus: They've practically vanished, as if they were never here.
  • Steel Wind: They had to be here! Where else would they possibly be?
  • Suddenly, the temple sheild turns on and surrounds the entire temple.
  • Dogzbull: "WHAT IN THE NAME OF PARADISA'S BEAUTIFUL BEACHES!?"
  • Suddenly, the room they were in suddenly turns into an eygetian arena, as the Mummies on the seats began to give moaning cheers!
  • Steel Wind: "........ Clever.... They were expecting us."
  • ???: "Not exactly....."
  • Qui appeared from the shadows.
  • Qui: "All this was for the lougers, but it seems the latest extendable pawns of the Mafia Allience has raised their heads."
  • McFlamus: "Hey how did ya know we came from them?"
  • Qui: "I didn't. I was only guessing and bluffing, but thank you for comfirming it."
  • Hellcat grabs McFlamus and chokes him!
  • Hellcat: "IDIOT?!"
  • Qui: "Now.... I know well of who you guys once were...... Tacor and McFluffy."

Flashbacks.

  • McFluffy: (With a spear, of which is tied with a rope tied to a flaming tree on the verge of falling) Tacor, you unholy beast! From the Ham-Dam gods might, I stab at thee! (Tosses the spear, and hits Tacor, who lets out a painful roar)
  • Tacor: OWCH! (Tacor made a run for it, but McFluffy's pegleg gets caught)
  • McFluffy: Huh? OH, SWEET HAGGIS, NO!!! (The flaming tree begins to lean towards the direction of Tacor and McFluffy, and both of them are unable to escape)
  • Tacor/McFluffy: NOOOOOOOOO--(The flaming tree crushes them and kills them both as all the survivors watch it.)
  • (Qui): "Dogzbull."
  • Dogzbull: "I can still save this! I have another device, I just need to-" (Goliath bashes into the ship, causing the other device to fall into the water, and short circuit)... Well... I guess I'm running. HEEEEEEEEELLLLLP!!! (Goliath focuses on him, and goes after him) AAAAAARRRRRGGGGH!!! (Goliath eats Dogzbull, and swallows him whole)
  • (Qui): "North Wind....."
  • North Wind:...Mime-Me...stop this!...I only--(Coughs violently)...wanted to help you! (Sadder music plays as Mime-Me had a remorseful, and compassionate face)
  • Mime-Me:...Then...you shall be granted peace. Morality illness in immortals is not treatable. I will have to put you into the path of finally being free of your pain. (New music plays as parts of the destroyed Robot SpongeBob are being magically levitated by Mime-Me's powers)
  • North Wind: Mime-Me, no, please! WHAT'RE YOU DOING?!? (Joy to the World plays as the Robot SpongeBob parts start to become purified as North started to float around with the parts) NO, MIME-ME!! PLEASE!! DON'T DO IT!! I BEG OF YOU!!
  • Mime-Me: I don't want to do this, but it's the only way peace can truly exist in you. (The Robot SpongeBob parts surround North Wind closer) I promise you...it'll be over soon.... (The song ends as an epic Noel plays as the parts formed onto North, becoming an angelic Robot SpongeBob. North was screaming in pain as as the parts spread on his body)
  • North Wind: MIME-ME, DON'T!! PLEASE!! (Mime-Me said nothing as the parts covered him all over his body except his face)...Mime...Me...Sto...Thi...(He finally closed his eyes as the final Robot SpongeBob part closed in on his face, and as the music climaxes, the creation is completed. Mime-Me sighed in regret and places the SpongeBob-shaped tomb into the bottom of the Manhattan River)
  • (Qui): "And finally, Dr. Theo and Prime Senator Robert."
  • Intercom: "It's a good think I learned to mistrust you goverment assholes?! Just for Robert's act of dishonesty, THEO'S SCREWED?! RUBY?!"
  • A quick magic sound was heard, the followed by loud, violent bone cracks are heard as the scream intensifives to blood curdling!
  • Theo's voice on the intercom: "NO, PLEASE, STOP, STOP STOP!? SOMEONE, HELP ME- (A VIOLENT RIP WAS HEARD) AGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!?"
  • More violent rips were heard on the intercom as well as the screams, until eventally, the screams stopped, but the rips continued!
  • Silence.
  • Merlin: (Fires the blast back at Robert)
  • Robert: "WHAT?! NO, NO, NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO-"
  • Force of the impact pushes the Lodgers and others a few feet away and they land in random areas.

Flashbacks ends

  • Qui: "All very different people, shared by a commen problem.... Victims, of a horrendus cycle of pain and misery.... Tacor, you were only trying to protect your home from the irrespondsability and cruelty of civilised life, and McFluffy didn't understood your point of view and ignored your tragity involving a hunter taking away your mate's and cubs' life. Then you dragged McFluffy into your pain and became bitter rivals.... Dogzbull, you tried to introduse peace and actselly were an enemy against the cycle, but you picked a way against that fight with a creature already long a pawn to it.... And look where it lead you. North..... You and several others tried to purify or at best correct a seemingly flawed holiday... Until a misunderstood robot mercy-killed you because of sickness that was untreatable.... And Aysayer brothers..... You were victims of the Villain League, an unappresiative public, a vengeful extremist group, and heroes being forced to end one of you. And now, your brought back by a criminal organisation to try and ruin true enlightenment...."
  • McFlamus: "Ok, in risk of sounding stupid, how did ya know about that?"
  • Qui: "I known your historys back when I was still a fool.... As to how I reckindised you.... Come on, that's what spy drones are for. I, regret I wasn't able to leave some for the Galapa-God, admitingly, but I was insisted that Seer could've handled it."
  • Steel Wind: "So you reckindised us. Big whoop. Your still coming with us."
  • Qui: "It doesn't have to be like this, North. You and your allies can be able to truely get what you desired, far better but more purer then petty revenge and power..... To fix a flawwed, understanding failing socity that contributed in your sufferings. You can be the heroes you can truely be, and/or once were. You can fight for a cause truely worth fighting for."
  • McFlamus: "Attempting offer, missy, but we're kinda interested for revenge a wee bit more! Right guys?"
  • Hellcat: "Begrudingly, I side with the idiot rodent."
  • Steel Wind: "A valient attempt to win us over, but the Mafia Allience has, far more funner prizes.... Vengence on those misfits, and then some! I'll deal with the chrismas monloply in good time!"
  • Dogzbull: "And I'll wiill seek out a reborned Project Goliath after I retire early from this criminal nonsense."
  • Hellcat: "I'll go back to Ham-Dam island and TRUELY become ruler duke of the island!"
  • McFlamus: "And I'll violently force my people to worship me again!"
  • Hellcat: "Ohhhhh. Violent force..... I suddenly gotten over your crude banishment on me. Your obviously not the same McFluffy anymore."
  • McFlamus: "Hehe, thanks for the comment, your dukeship."
  • Blastformus: "You did managed to change one goal of mine, Qui. Violent revenge on the members of B.I.T.C.H. is un-nessersary (Some of the group scoffed at the funny name). Not only that, but.... I was too quick to wish death on my daughter.... I felt that the disbansion on their silly group is vengence enough, at least until fate were to deside to somehow reunite them again.... They never stayed disbanned for long. Something would soon motivate Heather to not quit so soon and bring back togather her team. I no longer need vengence. I never cared for being a senator.... All I cared is keeping my brother safe, and that's what I plan to do."
  • Plotting Twister: "Well, with my super powered bro at my side, I'll open a new gay-reshearch facility in an uncharted world and forcefully draft gays again to prove once and for all that gayness is a mental illness! I'm my own man, baby! Not even Tri-corn can deter me anymore!"
  • Qui: "...... You know I'll have to prevent you people from just going back to harm lives again.... Well, not nessersarly me...."
  • Qui flew off, reveiling Samutt.
  • Dogzbull: "...... HA!? A dog woman?"
  • Qui landed next to Samutt.
  • Qui: "This is Samutt, Amutt's wife. A warrior queen who fell in love with him.... And she'll gladly defend her husband from unenlighten pawns like you."
  • Samutt matirilises a beautiful eygetian sytiled great sword and a tower sheild.
  • Samutt: "In the name of my kingdom, and Amutt's life and honor, I am ready to fight!"
  • The Enforcers began to laugh!
  • Steel Wind: "This is just sad! Dogzbull Shark, get rid of this bitch!"
  • Dogzbull: "My pleasure!"
  • Dogzbull ran torwords Samutt on all fours and leaped at her!
  • Samutt: "..... Big mistake, beast!"
  • Samutt stabbed Dogzbull with the sword that managed to pierce through Dogzbull's Golith Skin!
  • Dogzbull: "AGGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH?! I'M IN PAIN, BUT, NOT, DYING?!"
  • Samutt: "My sword is no ordenary blade..... It is the blade of the underworld, and one stab, and you'll be taken there by it's servents?!"
  • Samutt tosses Dogzbull off as he slams into the ground!
  • Suddenly, underworld mummy hands rose around Dogzbull!
  • Dogzbull: "UGGGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!? NO, PLEASE?! I ONLY WANTED TO USE A GIANT SHARK TO BRING PEACE?! IS THAT TOO MUST TO ASK?!"
  • Samutt: "Your actions will not bring you peace in the underworld."
  • Dogzbull: "NO, NO?! DON'T TOUCH ME?!" (He was already gone as he screamed)
  • Blastformus:... Crap, there goes one of us. Well, you can't stab a creature of pure energy! (Fires concussive blasts at Samutt as she gracefully dodged them)
  • Scor-Pan in the shadows used Equinox Magic to turn Blastformus back into Senator Robert, to the shock and surprise of the other enforcers.
  • Plotting Twister: "Uh..... Bro? Your not Blastformus anymore. And I don't mean the realijustus insult, I mean, YOUR A NORMAL GUY AGAIN?!"
  • Robert looks at his now normal hands and gasps!
  • Robert: "...... Uh......... Good miss, surely we can work this out-"
  • Samutt stabbed Robert as the Underworld Mummy hands grabbed him as well, sucking him to the underword!
  • Steel Wind: "...... Don't just stand there, you fools, bring out the anti-immortal wea- (Saw that McFlamus, Hellcat, and Plotting Twister were running away and got to a corner to cower).... Ugh, I missed my own old friends. Allright, lady! No more Mr. Nice Wind. Your sword is not helpful here, as I am inside a metal body that can't be-"
  • But Samutt was able to stab the sword through the chrismasised Robot Spongebob body and completely into the short North Wind body.
  • Steel Wind: "....... Oh, kringle...."
  • The Underworld Hands destroy the Robot Spongebob body and grab the North Wind body as he screamed!
  • Hellcat: "(Clearly) Q-q-q-q-q-q-q-q-q-q-q-q-quick, gentlemen!? We need to bring out our anti-immortal weapons, before-"
  • A series of tiny scarab beetles have already stolen the weapons.
  • Hellcat: ".... Ok, new plan...... FIND A WAY OUT OF HERE?!"
  • Hellcat, Plotting Twister, and McFlamus tried all they can to disrupt the sheild and escape like the cowerds they are!
  • Samutt: (Corners the three as they cowered in fear, and stabs and screams were heard)... The deed is done. (The mummies cheer)
  • Qui: Well, that was easy. If the Mafia Alliance was smart, they would've made something tougher than that.
  • Samutt: Indeed. And those other villains will be unable to capture you thanks to the Lodgers' shield, let alone the Lodgers. Now let's watch those villains try to get in.

Mafia Alliance Ship

  • Fem Fatal: (Saw what just happened)... (Sighs) Oh mon Dieu!
  • (Cobra): (On communications) WHAT ON EARTH JUST HAPPENED, FEM FATAL?!? YOU SAID THIS PLAN WAS FLAWLESS!!!
  • Fem Fatal: Yes, but it would appear these guys are smarter than what we bargained for.
  • (Dr. Nefarious): CAN'T YOU JUST BRING THEM BACK, YOU INCOMPETENT-- (His glitch was heard as 'Prince Ali' was heard)... *Smack* FOOL?!?
  • Fem Fatal: I can't do it without their bodies, stupide! Only my masters have the power to do such a thing, and don't think he'll allow incompetent fools to have another chance. They had their chances, and they failed.
  • (Dark Dragon): That's such a waste of people, you know! You brought them along only for them to be sent to their inevitable death.
  • (Nuke): Indeed. If we Villains Act members had the power to bring back the dead, we would NEVER deny them another chance unless they fail too many times or if they prove to be stupid or dysfunctional. Your bosses' actions are a disgrace in Villains Act eyes. Don't get us wrong, those guys could've done ALOT better, but it's merely the fault of all of us underestimating Amutt and his family, as well as Qui's planning. I'm sure otherwise those gents would've done better, or at least last longer then several seconds.
  • (Cobra): So you'd better get your boss to bring those guys back, or we'll just have to kick you off this invasion, and NEVER want anything to do with you again.
  • Fem Fatal: "Ok, OK, measures! I'll see what I can do! But I want you all to promise me you won't be mad if Titan stays firm on this! He feels strongly about letting failures in the Mafia Allience."
  • (Cobra): "I can understand and respect he doesn't want the Mafia Allience turn into another Team Nefarious-"
  • (Dr. Nefarious): "HEY!?"
  • (Cobra): "But those guys are otherwise perfectly capable to handle the Amutt family better. They just needed to be made more prepared. We'll promise we'll not be mad at Titan's failure to show compassion in respect of his preference to keeping his criminal empire perfect, but we'll make good on our threat of kicking you mafia guys out if he refuses."
  • The screens closed.
  • Fem Fatal: ".... Oy, Effical Tow-wer."

Later.

  • Titan: "YOUR TELLING ME THE BLASTED VILLAIN TEAMS WILL DUMP US IF WE DON'T BRING BACK THOSE FAILURES?!"
  • Fem Fatal: "The teams insisted that, while respecting your preference for perfection, they believe leaving the enforcers to their fates is, too soon. Even the VA villains think so. Ironic, I know. But in my opinion, I have to agree actselly, they only fail because of Qui proving WHY everyone wants her. She's clearly a clever dragon."
  • Architect: "Indeed. Those VA villains certainly did a good job making her intelligent. Amutt would've otherwise been taken down by now had it not been for her. Qui has deminstraighted why she can't afford to join the side of light."
  • Titan: "...... I hate to admit it, but, your right. It wasn't out of those mugs being COMPLETELY incompident! Qui is surely one hell of a dame! And she's getting better from when she kept losing to the lougers. She really is no longer the same damn fool anymore."
  • Architect: "You have convinced us, Fem. However, you have to make sure these fools don't end up dying again, or at the least get captured, because be warned that we're still against failures. Have the ships rest in an isloated area and we'll do the rest."
  • Fem Fatal: "Thank you for your rare moments of mercy, sirs."
  • Architect: "We perfer it more as, business compromising. It's normally very against our standerds to retab into defeated souls again unless it is of true great worth... In this case, it's to maintain loyalty of the villain teams."
  • Titan: "I want a condition on this Fem, you have to turn these guys into even bigger badasses so those guys were worth wasting good reserection magic on, capish?"
  • Fem Fatal: Oh, I'm sure I have a few new ideas in mind. (Chuckles)...

Meanwhile...

  • Kowalski: (The heroes arrive at the Dragon Temple to find it's shields up) Aw, nuts!
  • Sandy: They're using our security shields against us!
  • Tigress: Oh, dear Beijing Province, we all know how difficult it was getting out of it, it's gonna be TWICE as hard getting IN.
  • SpongeBob: Yes, that shield is meant to block out any known magical forces and other sources of harm. It's practically unstoppable.
  • Kowalski: Then how are we gonna get inside?
  • Rico: Kaboom?
  • Skipper: A kaboom isn't going to bust the shield, Rico. Even something as powerful as a NUKE couldn't penetrate it.
  • Patrick: I know. We'll walk up and ask them to turn it off.
  • SpongeBob: Patrick, that's a terrible idea.
  • Patrick: Sorry.
  • Spyro:... How about we trick one of the people in there into turning off the shield?
  • Icky: "Spyro, those mummies may be brain dead, but they're not stupid."
  • Spyro: "Obviously not the mummies, but I meant like someone easily impressionable...."
  • Icky: "Wait.... You mean that little Nile kid?"
  • Spyro: "Yes."
  • Icky: "Spy, even SHE'S not THAT stupid to let people who are a problem to her dad through the defences just because we did something convincing."
  • Spyro: "But what if we're someone she can trust?"
  • Icky: "No, she pretty much knows well enough we're against her dad."
  • Spyro: "Not actselly us, pinhead, I.... Ah, forget it. Your right. That kid is part dog, she would rekindise our smell, so disguise is out."
  • Spongebob: "Ok! So we can't tackle the temple now!"
  • Icky: "Wait.... Aren't we suppose to be stopping the villain invadion force?"
  • Tigress: "Isn't this where they were heading?"
  • Cynder: "I think the reserected foes were here but then were killed off. So now the villain forces have went somewhere secluded in the swamp to bring them back."
  • Skipper: "We'll worry about breaking into our own base later! We have some invaders to chase out!"

Villain Invadtion camp.

  • The Ships are seen parked next to eachother as Fem Fatal is seen walking around the frighten enforcers.
  • Dogzbull: "..... Your not, too upset, are you?"
  • Steel Wind: "We would like to insist that we didn't counted on how much more cunning they were. Even I was caught off guard."
  • McFlamus: "Well that and Amutt's wife pretty much kicked our asses."
  • Hellcat sighed annoyed.
  • Hellcat: "Besides, the point, Fluffy."
  • Plotting Twister: (Cries) She did things to me! (Cries)
  • Fem Fatal: Everyone, calm down! The only reason why you failed is because you weren't strong enough to handle a surprise attack.
  • Steel Wind: We'd have to be as powerful as they are in order to win this one.
  • Blastformus: And we need to be immune to magic so I won't be stab-able again!
  • Fem Fatal: Indeed. Amutt's family is extremely powerful and are very clever spell-casters that will do any quick spell in order for them to succeed. We may need a new approach, mon cherries.
  • McFlamus: "We're not cherries."
  • Hellcat pokes McFlamus in the head.
  • Hellcat: "She was speaking in French, fleabag!"
  • Blastformus: Well, where can we POSSIBLY find a source of power that can allow us to take down strategic spell-crackers like them? Can't those special gems do the trick?
  • Fem Fatal: "Sadly, these aren't the right Darkspawnic gems for the job. I thought a mere upgrade for you all was good enough, but I didn't count on Qui being able to lead the Amutt family in a way that is disfaverable to any challnager. Even with your powers, your still hardly a real problem to them."
  • Blastformus: "We saw that from almost being banished to eygetian hell."
  • McFlamus: "Ooo-kay, so, what now exactly?"
  • Fem Fatal: "It's obvious straightforword attacks won't work. We need to strike when they are vulerable."
  • Hellcat: "What if we were to disrupt the power of the Dragon Guardian Temple?"
  • Dogzbull: "But their power shorces are WISELY inside the very thing that the sheild's protecting!"
  • Hellcat: "True, but their power is coming from somewhere. Something even indepentdent power generators it would have can't be without.... I suggest we destroy the shorce of all power of the Dragon Realms."
  • Fem Fatal: "You speak of the Power Tower in the rebuilt city of Warfang?"
  • Hellcat: "Yes. We disable that, we disable the power in the Temple. The Generators they would have would only last for so long until they lose engry. Then, will Amutt be truely vulerable."
  • Fem Fatal: ".... It's settled then. We'll have to take a detour to take down the Power Tower before our conquest of Amutt."
  • Cobra: "But the UUniversal settlers that rebuilt Warfang made sure that over-glorified electric building is protected by the Warfang armada! They have grown quite stronger since the twilight of Malefor's reign during the Legend of Spyro series. Those Dragon Realmian Mole People no longer kid around with their new modern-day military technology."
  • Dr. Blowhole: And it's bad enough they're soon to switch to Futurasian weaponry and equipment by next year.
  • Nuke: "Remember that your momentarly allined with the reminants of the VA. Let our powerful Starbot armies take care of your "Moles" as you say. They helped the VA congured even the most well protected of cities. This Warfang shall be no different."
  • Fem Fatal: "It's settled then. We shall commence the annexed of Warfang and destroy the Power Tower. Then, we shall seek out Amutt!"
  • Lord Cobra: And what will stop Samutt from trying to send you back to the Egyptian Underworld again?
  • Mirage: The proper name would be Duat. That's the name of the Egyptian underworld.
  • Fem Fatal: With all due respect, we didn't need le lesson.
  • Blastformus:... Well, they do have a point there. Even if we were to take out the Power Tower in Warfang, I think Samutt would kill us in the same fashion again.
  • Nuke: That's because you had very few numbers. But not THIS time! As soon as that electrical tower is destroyed, we're all invading as a singular unit. Even the Amutt family with all their power will not be able to react quick enough.
  • Twister: That's better than what I had! (The villains cheered)
  • The Lougers and Heroes were in hiding.
  • Icky: "...... Oh you got to be kidding me."
  • Ignitus: "We cannot let them attack Warfang. Even if it is a good way to get back into the Temple, it could shut off all electrical power in all the cities in the Dragon Realms."
  • Xandy: "Not just that, but also to keep the slimeballs of our universe from screwing up your universes too."
  • Zosimo: I'm starting to question how we're all hiding in this one spot without getting noticed. There must be a hundred of us. You'd think the villains would sense something was up.
  • SpongeBob: Having a lot of members, and too much to the minds of some critics, has it's perks and disadvantages. But we've hidden from and watched Villain Leaguers so much that we're practically invisible to them.
  • Eagle-Beak: "That, and it helps that this swamp is too dark for even the most comident and careful of them to even notice."
  • Banzai: So how do we stop them?
  • Shifu: Well, the best thing to do is to get to the Power Tower before they do. That way we can warn the forces and prepare them for the invasion.
  • Gloria: THAT'S a plan.
  • The Heroes quickly escape!

Warfang.

  • A beautiful water malmitulating dragon was seen instructing a powerful, well-armed millaterry force into many battle stances with guns, and furtistic lazer swords and guns.
  • A Kangeroo millaterry LT came up to the dragon.
  • Kangeroo: "Miss Aquaine, your army is magnifisent. We are perfectly ready to handle against any attack against either Amutt or even disperate villain forces, mate."
  • Aquaine the dragon: "Thank you, LT. Sheila. But it's not enough to just keep Warfang safe. We also need to re-capture Dragon Realms New York and the Dragon Guardian Temple and use the secret weapon against Amutt: The De-Immortaliser. The Moles have outdone themselves, Shela. A machine capable to remove immortality. It's perfect to take down Amutt and for good. But first, we need to capture the giant space turtle and bring back the High Council and the Lougers."
  • Lt. Sheila: "(Giggles), Still worried about Ignitus, Aquaine?"
  • Aquaine sternly stared at Sheila, who lost her smile.
  • Aquaine: "It's not THAT, Sheila. It's just impourent to rescue impourent heroes as return for when they have saved our worlds. It's just apart of duty."
  • LT. Sheila thinks: "Ok, believe what you want to believe, mate, but I know a lover when I see one."
  • A clumsy crow crashes in the area!
  • Crow: "OW, SON OF A BITCH?!"
  • Aquaine: "Private Cornzy, report!"
  • Private Cornzy the Crow: "Well, I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I don't know what to even say! I couldn't believe it with my own eyes!"
  • Aquaine: "Are you trying to say something, soldier?"
  • Private Crowzy: "IT'S IGNITUS!? He wants to see you!"
  • Aquaine: "(Gasps)! Ignitus? But I thought he was captured!"
  • Pvt. Cornzy: Not anymore. He's on a quest to stop Amutt with the help of the High Council, the Berk Dragon Crew, The Jungle Crew, and the Shell Lodge Squad, the Heroes Act from the AUU, and... Some independent villains and a few unidentified others. They say they need to warn you of something big concerning an invasion coming here for the Power Tower.
  • Aquaine:... Good God! Bring me to them!
  • Pvt. Cornzy: Yes, mam!
  • Aquaine: Sheila, I want all the forces to prepare for this 'invasion'.
  • Lt. Sheila: It shall be done, your grace. We'll do our best. (The two leave)...(Takes deep breath) I must say, serving time away from the Kangaroo Hoodoos is both ruining and making my day. PREPARE ALL FORCES! WE NEED ALL AVAILABLE DEFENSES AT THE POWER TOWER, AND NOW!!

Later...

  • Aquaine: (She and Cornzy meet up with Ignitus and the heroes)... Ignitus! YOU'RE OKAY!!
  • Ignitus: Now, don't get two excited, Aquaine, you know how you get when you're too excited.
  • Cornzy: (Whispers to other heroes) Let's just say last time she became too excited, there was some mess that had to be scrubbed out with fragrant soap, if you know what I mean.
  • Timon: EEEHH! I don't like what he's implying.
  • Ignitus: This is Miss Aquaine. She's a close cousin to Cyclona who serves as a commander for the Warfang Defense Force. She's a water-dragon.
  • Po: A WATER dragon? I thought that technique was lost after the Dragon Masters were-
  • Ignitus: Well, let's just say, that wasn't exactly, right.... The Water Dragons turned out to have went underground when Malefor turned rouge. Aquaine as well as Cyclona are proof that the strain is more alive and well then previously thought.
  • Aquaine: So what's this about an invasion coming here to get the Power Tower?
  • Twilight: Well, you should know that all the villain teams, as well as two others, are planning to destroy it so it can shut down power to the Dragon Guardian Temple's shield, which is where Amutt is hiding.
  • Aquaine: So, Amutt's proving to be a coward, is he? I thought he'd be brave enough to stand up against foes.
  • Cynder: "Don't get us wrong, it's not those fools he's afraid of. In fact, Ignitus said that Amutt pretty much kicked their butts with The Scarab Guardian's help."
  • Sleme: I should know, that thing wiped out the entire mercanires of Crangor. The real reason is because we have a sword that can stop him. We're here to help you protect the Power Tower from those villains.
  • Icky: Those idiot villains are so desperate to get to Qui, they'll destroy Amutt if it means they get her.
  • Cornzy: "Oh, you mean they're not the only ones that plan to kill him?"
  • Aquaine smacks Cornzy!
  • Cornzy: "OWCH?!"
  • Ignitus: "(Sigh).... Let me guess.... Was this back when I was held prisoner?"
  • Aquaine: ".... Ignitus, you have to understand, I thought the High Council were lost to us. I didn't know what else to do. The Mole generals were quick to offer a weapon capable to take Amutt's immortality away. A De-Immortaliser. General Molehill insists that it was the only way to save you."
  • Celestia: "Well not only is killing him completely un-nessersary now, it's also barbaric. He may be understandly deludional, but he did this out of trying to protect his family from the sin and mistakes of our socities, he's not the kind of person you think he is."
  • Aquaine: "That guy has a family?"
  • Ignitus: "A wife and three daughters."
  • Aquaine: "THAT'S his family?! But Molehill said those women were his private harem!"
  • Applejack: "And ya'll listened to him?"
  • Ignitus: "Aquaine, Molehill tricked you into making a forbidden weapon just to stop Amutt, did he?"
  • Aquaine: ".... Why, that, little, lying, worm eating BASTURD?! I OUGHTA GET MY CLAWS ON HIM AND-"
  • Cornzy: "EVERYONE, GET TO THE LIFE BOATS?!" (The entire area burst with water as the heroes scattered around and spun out of control)
  • Icky: (Gurgling, as well as the censored beeps) F*** THIS S**********!!! (The water spread out across the entire area as the heroes coughed and recovered from the water blast)
  • Puss: (Shakes as his fur gets puffy)... How humiliating.
  • Timon: Okay! THAT LADY IS A WATER HAZARD!!! (Coughs) SHE COULD DROWN SOMEBODY DOING THAT!!
  • Icky: PLEASE don't sing that Water Safety song!
  • Pumbaa: Who said we would?
  • Icky: Hey, just making sure.
  • Ignitus: Aquaine, please, calm down!
  • Aquaine: (Extremely wet from the blast) HOW CAN I CALM DOWN?!? ONE OF MY GREATEST COMMANDERS JUST COMMITTED A CONSPIRACY!!! HE IS SO FIRED!!!
  • Ignitus: "I'm sure he had a reason."
  • Cornzy: "Well, I heard he brought in an expert on Deserta history just a few days before this whole mess began, and the expert told him of the Amutt prophetcy. It, could be he was just trying to stop the Dragon Realms from being completely conquered."
  • Aquaine: "I respect that, but THROUGH A BANNED WEAPON?! IS HE INSANE?!"
  • Cornzy: "Actselly, at best, he's just afraid of being enslaved by a deluded immortal."
  • Celestia: "Understandable fear is not a strong enough excuse to try and bring forth an illegal tecnological weapon that can in throey slay a god. We have to stop this De-Immortaliser at once."
  • Squidward: And here, I thought only GODS could create immortal-killing weapons.
  • Aquaine: Well, technology can make the impossible possible these days. It uses large canisters of mortal potion to create massive rays to take away the immortality of-
  • Zeus: WHOA, WAIT, THAT THING USES MORTAL POTION?!?
  • Aquaine:... Uh, yeah, all the disposed of models do.
  • Iago: Jesus, where do people get their hands on mortal potions these days? Isn't that stuff supposed to be taboo to mortals?
  • Aquaine: Blame mortal smugglers for having the balls to smuggle that stuff around in the black market. Even a single vial of the stuff is worth a THOUSAND dollars, or whatever currency the world is with.
  • Icky: Well, don't worry, we can dispose of that stuff easily. We did it when stopping those Skeeterazoids.
  • Commander Sting'nBite: PLEASE don't remind me!
  • Aquaine: I'll dispose of that blasted device myself! I should NEVER have let General Molehill convince me to smuggle it. I know where the device is being contained, so leave destroying it to me.
  • Ignitus:... If you say so, Miss Aquaine.
  • Sandy: You know something? Judging by how worried you were about Ignitus, I feel as if you care about him more than just a superior in the High Council. Like... You have a crush on him.
  • Aquaine: Uh, that's not relevant to the situation now. We need to protect the city and the Power Tower! We need the defences up and ready!
  • Ignitus: (Whispering to Sandy) Between you and me, I know she has a crush on me. I just want her to wait until she stops being... Cautious of me... To do it.
  • Sandy:... I don't know how to feel about that.
  • Ignitus: Besides, I'm too busy with my duties to have a relationship right now. These things just take time.
  • Sandy:... I'll tell the others this as soon as this is over.
  • Aquaine: Well, I already sent Lieutenant Sheila to get the forces ready. She's my most confident lieutenant who once worked for the Kangaroo Hoodoos Rangers until she retired to move onto... Well... Being a protector.
  • Icky: Oh, great, another Legend of Spyro variant of an Original Spyro character. How many more of them are out there?
  • Cynder: Me and Spyro went exploring the Dragon Realms following our victory over Malefor. There's a LOT of them out there.
  • Mantis: Was this before Cobra corrupted you?
  • Cynder: Yes it was.
  • Sparx: And trust me, I don't even wanna get into the-
  • Spyro: (Sternly with clenched teeth) Sparx, what did I say about keeping that between the three of us?
  • Sparx:... Sorry.
  • Icky: What, were you two having a moment with each other?
  • Spyro: Are we REALLY wasting time talking when there's a villain armada getting ready to strike the source of all power in the Dragon Realms?
  • Icky: Okay, sorry, dude, I was just curious.
  • Cyril: Well, what're we waiting for? We need to get to that tower. They're gonna be here any minute.
  • Narcotic: More like any second. (They see the villain ships approaching Warfang)
  • Icky: "AW, SHITAKI MUSHROOMS!?"
  • Aquaine: I'll go handle the De-Immortalizer, you help Sheila defend the Power Tower!
  • Ignitus: Be careful out there.
  • Aquaine:... (Shivers)... You too, Ignitus. (Flies off while softly chuckling nervously)
  • Ignitus:... (Sighs) Bless her heart.
  • Terrador: "WAIT! The Ships are landing OUTSIDE of Warfang?!"
  • The Ships just land several miles away from Warfang.
  • Icky: "..... Guess Teen Mang talked Mang out of wasting fuel on just flying over the city and just give everyone a more traditional invadtion by foot."
  • Mr. Krabs: Hmm, talk about a cheapskate. Their ship weapons are just as dangerous, yet they neglect that and lead an assault that we can easily bester all because of fuel? Some villains.
  • Icky: Yeah, no wonder they constantly lose.
  • Ignitus: "Don't forget that it's not just the usual villain teams this time."
  • Suddenly, the Dark Radical ship is seen opening up, as a series of big tanks came out. But they were not buildt for combat.
  • The tanks open up a series of curlled up Starbots.
  • Aurlena: "Oh no..... They're going to unlease the Starbot armada."

This theme plays.

Star Wars - Trade Federation March

Star Wars - Trade Federation March

  • The Starbots uncurlled and donned their weapons, then they began to marth.
  • Sparx: "OH GOSH!? SO MANY ROBOTS?! THEY'RE GONNA TRASH THE CITY!?"
  • Soon the Starbots are joined by the other villain teams' own minion armadas!
  • Warfang defences tried to keep them out, but failed!
  • the Starbot armies brought down the doors of Warfang and marched
  • Mr. Krabs: "..... I take back what I said....."
  • Icky: "Me too."
  • Ignitus: Well, we'd better get moving and defend that tower.
  • The group runs off to a black Lord of the Rings-like tower with cyan-blue glows and electrical pylons.
  • Lt. Sheila: "..... Oh, struth.... Are we being invaded by Star Wars robots rip-offs?" (The Starbots of all kinds begin to attack the surrounding defenses) OH, CRIKEY, TAKE COVER!!! (Fires her assault rifle and manages to destroy a Starbot)
  • Soldier Mole #1: Sheila, it appears some of these droids are stronger than the others. (A massive blast takes out a cover area, and it came from a Starbot with special red-orange-yellow-and-green ray guns)
  • Soldier Mole #2: AERIAL ATTACK INCOMING!!! (Small flying Starbots appear on jetpacks as they fire their arm cannons as the soldiers avoid the attacks)
  • Lt. Sheila: (Takes out 5 of the flying Starbots while rolling and hopping out of the way of the laser fire) COME ON, YOU BUCKETS OF BOLTS, YOU CAN DO BETTER THAN THAT!!! (Bigger flying Starbots appear with two arm cannons, and they fire rockets that take out some of the forces) OH, BLOODY BLAZING BONZA!!! ALL UNITS, FALL BACK, WE'RE GETTING OUR ASSES KICKED OUT HERE!!! (The mole forces retreat into the forts) Quick, take the hidden turrets and see if we can knock those wankers out of the sky!!
  • Soldier Mole #2: Yes, mam! (They take hidden turrets and try taking out the jetpack commander Starbots, only the armor is too strong) MAM, THEIR ARMOR IS TOO STRONG!!
  • Lt. Sheila: Aw, great! That's all we needed! (Suddenly, the Jetpack Commander Starbots are taken out by massive magical blasts brought by Magnum, Yen Sid, Merlin, and all the other magical members of the group)
  • Ignitus: WE'RE HERE FOR YOU, SHEILA!
  • Sheila: WELL, IT'S ABOUT TIME, WE'RE GETTING OUR ASSES KICKED HERE, AND WE NEED SERIOUS HELP!!
  • Lord Shen: Never fear, we're hear and we're locked and loaded.... Well, we would be if most of us had guns or something.
  • Zosimo: If only we had the chance to tell you guys how to beat all these Starbot variants.
  • Skipper: Don't care. We've got a tower to save.
  • A flouting Platform appears over the heroes, with familier silluettes on it
  • ???: I wondered when you'd join the party. (Lord Cobra, Dark Dragon, Dr. Nefarious, Nuke, and Fem Fatal, who was the one talking, are reveiled on the platform) But it seems we have a misunderstanding, no?
  • Cobra: Well maybe YOU SHOULD UNDERSTAND!!! You want Amutt to be destroyed just as much as we do!
  • Cynder: "This may surprise you, but no, we do not."
  • The Villains donned momentarly surprised faces until they remembered that the Lougers are not the kind of heroes that kill alot unless nessersary.
  • Cynder: "Unlike you people, killing Amutt is not only un-nessersary, it's barbaric. He's crazy, but he has a family as well. We're ony aiming to reason Amutt out of this nonsense."
  • Icky: And on top of that, you're truely in it for Qui, while we're in it for just stopping that mutt from causing trouble.
  • Eagle-Beak: I won't let you OR Scor-Pan bring harm to my daughter which I've lost for so long!
  • Cobra: And what are you gonna do about it? (Starbots appear and surround the entire group while holding them at gunpoint)
  • Yen Sid: None of THAT thank you! (Summons a powerful shockwave that tears apart the surrounding Starbots)
  • Starbot #1: Uh-oh! Prepare to attaaarrr... (Shuts down)
  • Tigress: If you're wise, you'll let us stop Amutt OUR way.
  • Dr. Nefarious: And let you squishies take Qui from us? I don't think so!
  • Nuke: "Good thing I have more Starbots where those came from!"
  • The Platform leaves as it shows that the tanks are sending out even more Starbots.
  • Sandy: "Don't ya'll hate it when villains ALWAYS want to learn things the hard way?"
  • Celisus: "Well they wouldn't be very good villains if they just stop everything because the good guys asked for it."
  • LT. Sheila: "We can't keep fighting these robots. They'll eventally surround us and destroy the tower! Are these people that determined to send the Dragon Realms back to the bloodly stone-age just to get to Qui and that Amutt guy?"
  • Icky: "Hey, to them, messing everyone else us is only collatoral damage in their goal to nab Qui."
  • The Enforcers are seen among the next wave of Starbots.
  • Steel Wind: "We are given a rare act of redemption, men! No screwing it up."
  • Blastformus: "I'll destroy that tower in litterally minutes."
  • Plotting Twister: "It's almost a shame to destroy such architect of dragon power."
  • Dogzbull: "But it will be worth it in long-term rewards."
  • Hellcat: "And I already smell those annoying misfits!"
  • McFlamus: "LET'S CHARGE IN AND KICK THEIR BIG BAHOOKIES?!" (The Enforcers charged in, as Blastformus blasts at the heroes, yet they dodge, with the blast instead going straight into the sky!)
  • Steel Wind: Nice shot, nimnod. You hit a total of NOTHING?!
  • Blastformus: Hey, they wouldn't hold still!?
  • Spyro: You realize you have to face all of us now.
  • Steel Wind: "HA!? What's the worse you can possability-"

5 seconds later.

  • The Enforcers are already sent flying by a purple blast!

Platform's area.

  • Dr. Nefarious: OH, CONFOUND IT, WOMAN, YOUR ENFORCERS ARE SO USELESS!!! THEY WERE SHOT OFF INTO THE DISTANCE BEFORE THEY COULD DO ANYTHING!!
  • Fem Fatal: Hey, it's basically THEIR fault for taking on something they weren't prepared for. But at least they're still alive.
  • Dark Dragon: But not for much longer. We'd better step up our game.
  • Nefarious: Yes! (Takes out a microphone) ALL VILLAIN TEAM UNITS DISCLUDING THE STARBOTS, A-
  • A fast force caused the platform to malfuntion and all as the leading villains scream!
  • CRASH?!
  • Nefarious' megaphone was destroyed!
  • Dr. Nefarious: "..... Crap."
  • Cobra: "WHO MANAGED TO DESTROY THE PLATFORM?!"
  • The force was reveiled to be Qui.
  • Qui: "Do you people, honestly think I wouldn't know about this?!"
  • Fem Fatal: "WHAT IS THE MEANING OF THIS, YOU UNGRATEFUL BEAST?! HOW DO YOU EXPECT US TO PROTECT VILLAINY IF WE'RE NOT ABLE TO PROPERLY LEAD OUR FORCES TO STOP THOSE LOUGERS FROM PROTECTING THE POWER TOWER?!"
  • Qui: "That's, the idea!"
  • Qui casted out a huge surge of electitristy and fries the circuts of the Starbots, The Vahki, The Nefarious troopers and the Hornets, leaving only the organic minions which are quickly chased out by the Warfang Millaterry!
  • Qui then proceeded to destroy the ships of the Villain teams, basicly stranding the forces and leaving them to be forced to retreat on foot!
  • Cobra: NOOO!!! OUR SHIPS!!! YOU BITCH, DO YOU KNOW HOW MUCH IT'S GONNA COST TO- (Qui stared angerly at the villain leaders)... Shutting up.
  • Nuke: "Nn-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-now, Qui, remember the good times we had! We just want those glory days! We only want-"
  • Qui freezes the villain leaders and captures them as she grabs them and flies away!

Warfang's Gates.

  • The Organic Minoins have been completely chased out!
  • Icky: "AND STAY OUT, BITCHES!? YEAH?! WOOOOOOOOOO?!"
  • Cynder: "...... It shouldn't've been that easy. Nefarious was about to bark orders until something distrupted him! Then suddenly an electric force fried the circuts of these robots and destroyed the Villain Team Ships."
  • Rainbow Dash: Uh, guys? (She points out Qui as she flies off with the villain leaders)
  • Xandy: WHAT THE HELL IS SHE DOING?!?
  • Rainbow Dash: I'll stop her! (Flies up towards Qui, but she is quickly smacked by her tail) OWCH! (Gets dizzy as she falls to the ground with a big thump)
  • Twilight: DASH!!! (The heroes reach her)
  • Rainbow Dash:... That hurt... SO BAD!!!
  • Sleme: Okay, kudos to Qui for stopping the invasion early, but NOT kudos for kidnapping the villain team leaders LIKE a villain.
  • Shifu: She might be taking them back to the Temple to have them punished.
  • Puss: We've got to stop them!
  • Donkey: We can't! The shields are still up, and we still haven't found a way to take it out!
  • Girl Sora: That's not going to make us quitters! I'm sure we can find a way to get through that shield.
  • Kowalski: I don't think that's possible. We designed that shield to be impenetrable to magic, ordinary weapons, AND people. It blocks entry in and out, and is operated only by the inside controls. Face it, we're hosed.
  • Skipper: (Slaps Kowalski) There will be no quitter talk in THIS team. We're getting through this with no whining. Now I suggest we stop complaining, and put our heads together.
  • Eagle-Beak: "Oh just let Qui do whatever she wants to those basturds! They're your enemies, aren't they? They deserve whatever she has planned for them!"
  • Taiku: "Eagle-Beak, your lucky I'm above being violent to even people like you, or we end up going through one hell of a mess then and there."
  • Eagle-Beak: "I'm just saying those hethens are getting what's coming to them!"
  • Taiku: "Beak, I can't say I don't get WHY your harsh on them on the fact that they're trying to nab your daughter, but even they deserve better then this!"
  • Eagle-Beak: Say whatever you want, I'm still against this whole hunk of bulls***! Qui doesn't deserve whatever punishment that slimy-ass senator wants from her, she deserves to be with me!
  • Celestia: Eagle-Beak, I don't want anymore excuses about this any longer! Like it or not, we're going through with this! And until you start accepting it, you'll just keep proving that you're no better than Amutt OR the villain teams!
  • Eagle-Beak:... (Gets angry)... If that's how you want to play it... THEN FINE!!! (Magically traps the entire group into a magic bubble)
  • Twilight: HEY!!!
  • Celestia: EAGLE-BEAK, WHAT IS THE MEANING OF THIS?!?
  • Eagle-Beak: If you won't allow me to be reunited with Qui, then I'll have to do this on my own! I'M GETTING QUI BACK WITH OR WITHOUT YOUR HELP!!! (Teleports away)
  • Celestia:... (Sighs) Again, these villains always want to do it the hard way.
  • Aquaine: (Arrives) Indeed. (Frees the heroes from the bubble)
  • Iago: WHY THAT MISERABLE PIECE OF CRAP!!! DOES HE THINK HE CAN BREEZE PAST SEVERAL MUMMIES AND MONSTERS JUST TO GET TO A SIMPLE DRAGON?!?
  • Fluttershy: Well, griffins express their grief through violence. He's gone so far through this, that he still won't accept that he has to let Qui go.
  • Gilda: "We need to stop that nut-brain professor!"
  • Taiku: I just hope he knows what he's doing.

Dragon Temple

  • Eagle-Beak: (He sneaks into the yard, and manages to use his magic to display colorful lights in the sky. One of the mummies sees this, and shuts off the shields to get out and get a glimpse. Once he does, Eagle-Beak zaps him into unconjustus, gets inside, and reactivates the shield) See if you can stop me now, Lodger fools! (Sneaks off)

Inside Temple

  • Qui was seen with Amutt, who is sitting pittifully on the floor, as Qui comferted him.
  • Qui: "Amutt, you should be happy. We've captured the villain team leaders. They'll sentenced to live mummifacaton by dawn. We took down the stongest parts of villainy..... Why act as if your miserable?"
  • Amutt: "........ It's not enough anymore. The Lougers are still out there, as well as those heroes. They don't understand my enlightenment.... I don't understand..... I thought I would be phriased by every hero in existence for what I am doing..... What's going on? I thought, I was making everything better..... (Cries).... I don't think I can do this anymore."
  • Qui gives Amutt a wing hug.
  • Qui: "Amutt, everything's gonna be fine..... We'll make them understand. We'll bring true peace to the universe at last... And I'll live up to Eagle-Beak's original plans to be a protecter.... I'll protect you and your family from any that don't understand. You have a word of a messiah."
  • Amutt hugged Qui like an orphan child.
  • Amutt: "Thank you Qui, that was the kindest thing I ever heard in a millenda. Thank you."
  • Samutt and the Daughters came in and were touched by the scene.
  • Samutt: ".... The messiah is like a new, second mother to him."
  • Patra: "Indeed. She's everything we've hoped for."
  • Nile: "Daddy's never been so happy."
  • Cleo: "..... Finally..... Our father knows happyness again."
  • Eagle-Beak: (Appears from behind them) He certainly does.
  • Qui: EAGLE-BEAK?!?
  • Amutt: INTRUDER!!! (Eagle-Beak traps Amutt, Samutt and the daughters in anti-magic bubbles)
  • Eagle-Beak: Hmmph! You guys have been causing enough trouble as it is thanks to my daughter's blind ambitions! Now she's coming back with me so we can be happy again!
  • Qui: HAPPY?!? I'm already happy here! And how did you get in here?
  • Eagle-Beak: Maybe next time, think twice about hiring brainless mummies to be in charge of the shield. NOW LET'S GO HOME!!
  • Qui: No! I don't care what you say, I'm NEVER going with you. My loyalty rests here with Amutt.
  • Eagle-Beak: You don't understand what he's doing! He's committing acts of evil-
  • Qui smacks Eagle-Beak across the face just for saying "Evil"!
  • Eagle-Beak: "......... DID YOU JUST SMACKED ME ACROSS THE FACE!?"
  • Qui: "AMUTT DOES NOT LIKE TO BE ACCUSED OF BEING EVIL BY UNENLIGHTEN BASTURDS?!"
  • Eagle-Beak:.... Ok, I'll rephrase it. He's doing, socially improper acts, just to bring peace. You swore off villainy, and yet you continue it by serving him?
  • Qui smacks Eagle-Beak across the face again!
  • Eagle-Beak: "....... Ok, another re-phrase. You swore you won't do improper acts again, and yet you do it anyway by being with him? And what's worse, there's a traitor within your ranks that you fail to listen to warnings of. You're leaving yourself open to being 'Yarged Out' as the Villains Act says."
  • Qui: Look, dispite his horrorable origins and past, Scor-Pan is a loyal ally! He's helped Amutt get this far, and he's shown no sign of betrayal ever since he helped me find and release Amutt. You can't judge me by what I choose to be.
  • Eagle-Beak: DON'T YOU SEE WHAT WE'RE TRYING TO DO?!? WE'RE TRYING TO PROTECT YOU!!!
  • Qui: By putting me through eventual execution by a strict councilor?
  • Eagle-Beak: I don't serve those do-gooders anymore! They lost my respect when want to help those basturds who wanted to use you even when it garrinties no reforms or change of hearts from them!? I want you to come back with me, so we can finish what we started.
  • Qui: I'm already doing what you wanted me to do. To protect these realms from villainy.
  • Eagle-Beak: CONQUEST IS NOT PEACE!!!
  • Qui: "Oh please, it's completely suggestive. What one side sees as bad, another sees it as a greater good. Also, that's hypocritical from someone who wanted to keep peace in Equestia from a dark god by TURNING IT INTO A WAR NATION!?"
  • Eagle-Beak: "..... Ok, I'll admit, I have no right to criticsize Amutt for doing something I'm, tecnecally guilty of myself. I am not afraid to cry hypocritcy on myself. But at least I had only done it out of being a blinded fool out of my own creed! Amutt is being a blinded fool through Scor-Pan! Think about it, Qui! The blasted scorpain came from a tragic childhood, mistaken Amutt and Magack of intentional lying, gotten involved with a mafia that was assusiated with the Mafia Allience, corrupted troubled circus folks into banditry, and above all, HE'S AN EQUINOX MAGIC USER!? One without balenceo!? Without that, he's prone to be about as corrupt as your average dark wizard!?"
  • Qui: "THAT, IS WHERE YOU ARE WRONG?! If he's as bad as you say, then why didn't he tell the Mafia Allience all about Amutt? And it has to be otherwise then the fact that the Mafia Allience can learn about him on their own! Scor-Pan openly avoided them by retiring as a crime boss!"
  • Eagle-Beak: "..... Ok, maybe he's not a conventional traitor, but he's one noneoftheless! Perhaps in a twisted sort've way, he does care for Amutt, but even then, his tragity and the unbalenced Equinox magic is corrupting Scor-Pan to feed that enlightentment garbage into his head to control him to congure the universes as part of HIS plan to avenge his family and the fallen Equinox Scorpain empire! And CLEARLY he's doing the same to you! Qui, you and Amutt and his family are being pawns to him! Your just warriors for HIS conquest! Your just figureheads! Scapegoats! Blame bait! Something for the fingers of persicution to point to! Something for the Angry Mobs to be angry about?! SCOR-PAN IS A FRAUD!? HE WAS PLAYING YOU TWO LIKE SAPS?!"
  • Qui: "YOUR CRAZY!? AND ON TOP OF THAT, WITHOUT EVIDENCE TO SUPPORT YOUR BASTURDIOUS CLAIMS, AMUTT AND HIS FAMILY KNOW BETTER THEN TO BELIEVE YOU!?"
  • Amutt looks conflicted, as well as Samutt and the daughters.
  • Amutt: ".... Scarlet Messiah, while I won't say I actselly believe a word he saids, he's not, entirely wrong."
  • Qui: "Oh please don't tell me your falling into this?"
  • Amutt: "I'm not, I'm not..... It's just.... I have been doing alot of thinking after suffering severe defeats and..... Maybe Scor-Pan might, not nessersarly be as enlighten as we are."
  • Qui: "But he has NO physical evidences of that!"
  • Amutt: "..... Your right, Messiah. While he's not exactly wrong about Scor-Pan's past and flaws, he is still guilty of an accusation currently viewed as false! Perhaps it's just my suffering to defeat getting to me."
  • Eagle-Beak: "IT IS NOT FALSE?! MAGACK TOLD ME HIMSELF!?"
  • Amutt: "He doesn't have proof that Scor-Pan is truely unenlighten either! You need evidence greater then just knowledge of his troubles! I'm afraid your accusations are NOT welcomed here."
  • Qui: "GUARDS!?"
  • The Mummies appeared.
  • Qui: "Take this basturd to the same cell as the other villains! He shall be sentenced to live mummifacation too!"
  • Eagle-Beak: "QUI?! NO! PLEASE?! I'M YOUR FATHER?!"
  • Qui: For the last time, you are NOT my father! And for the record, you only USED me for a silly quest, and did almost despicable deeds because of your loss! If ANYONE here is a monster, IT'S YOU!!!
  • Eagle-Beak: (Hurt by those words as they echoed in his head. He then has a heart attack and collapsed)...
  • Qui:... Oh, crap! What did I do?!?
  • Samutt: (Feels his pulse)... He's still alive. You must've hurt him with your words, Messiah.
  • Cleo: Oh, who cares? He'll be joining the other villain leaders soon enough.
  • Amutt: "CLEO?! As obscene as he was, be FAR more respectful then that! He's respondsable as to why the Scarlet Messiah, is the Scarlet Messiah! Actual father or not, he created her as she is."
  • Cleo: "Do I have to? He just accused the scorpain as-"
  • Amutt: "Oh don't pretend like your any better to Scor-Pan then he was! You shout insults at him like he was an incompident servent!"
  • Cleo: "..... Yes father....."
  • Amutt looks as if Qui is about to cry.
  • Amutt: "..... Messiah, you, don't have to give him live mummifacation if you do truely care for him. We'll just de-magic him and keep him a live prisoner as a repenter."
  • Qui: "......... Very well, but only because.... I didn't meant to hurt him like that, I didn't know what I would say would do that, I-"
  • Samutt: "Do not blame yourself, Messiah. You both are victims of a bond shattered by the cycle... Getting rid of it will restore your bond."
  • Qui:...(Takes deep breath)...You're right. I'm sure he'll be fine. Mummies, take him away. (The mummies did that as this was all watched by Scor-Pan)
  • Scor-Pan:... Hmmph! Too close! It would appear I need to take care of him before anyone here ends up believing him. (Crawls away)

Outside Temple

  • Celestia: (Teleports the entire group to the Temple)...
  • Mantis: I sure hope we got here in time.
  • Mummy from earlier: (Gets up from unconsciousness and moans in confusion, and wails to get inside)
  • Kowalski:... Nope, we're too late.
  • Yen Sid: How perfect. Now Amutt has a hostage again.
  • Peng: Okay, I'm sure there's a way we can get through that shield as long as we put our heads together.
  • Icky: And I doubt using Eagle-Beak's tactic will work twice since I'm sure they've captured that idiot griffin by now.
  • Celestia: And I can't sense his condition through the shield.
  • Trixie: Well, things just got downhill quickly. We stopped a villain invasion, now we need to rescue all the villains from Amutt.
  • Icky: "I got it! Why don't we take advantage of that dead guy's bad luck and secretly get in while his friends take the sheild down?"
  • Merlin: I was actually thinking that as soon as that mummy panicked. Now we'll teleport at the exact moment the shields go down! All we have to do is wait... (The mummy continues panicking until another mummy inside the shield notices him, and turns off the shield to let him in) NOW! (They teleport to the Temple, and knock out the mummies)
  • Rainbow Dash: You know, it hurts to say this, but Eagle-Beak's crazy actions actually did us a favor.
  • Icky: And a very handy one at that. (Reactivates the shield with them all inside)... Now let's see Amutt try and avoid us THIS time!
  • Sam: I'm pretty sure he can as long as he finds the switch.
  • Kowalski: Oh, I always think ahead. (Does commands on the control panel)
  • Computer Voice: Security Blocks activated.
  • Kowalski: Now that guy can't get out with this thing unless he has the codes, which I've got memorized. So, for the good of the secret, I'll be the only one with this knowledge.
  • Skipper: Great work, Kowalski! Now let's finish this once and for all!
  • The Heroes run down the hall, but in doing so, Cynder began to get more and more visions of Qui, some familer, others different, all doing too fast for her to process!
  • Cynder: "AGGAAH!?"
  • Spyro: "Cynder!"
  • Cynder stopped having a migrain.
  • Cynder: "..... Sorry, my visions have been getting more active lately. I think they'll finally be satisfived when I get to Qui."
  • Lord Shen: "Well first, we'll have to recover those twat villain leaders and the Professor first! Then, we'll seek Qui and Amutt indiffently! Now, we'll disguss a battle plan in the midst of this!"

Dragon Temple Prison.

  • Eagle-Beak laid, still knocked out from his heart attack, as the villain leaders exsamined him.
  • Cobra: "..... Is, the good professor dead?"
  • Dark Dragon: "Obviously not. Cause why put a corpse in a prison?"
  • Fem Fatal felt Eagle-beak.
  • Fem Fatal: "Your right. He's alive, but unconjustus."
  • Dr. Nefarious: "So, is the guy gonna be mummifived too?"
  • Cobra: "Most likely not. I assume it was gonna be that way at first, but thanks to the Professor having what I assume a heart attack, Qui must've had enough daughterly love to spare him."
  • ???: "And you are correct."
  • Amutt came in.
  • Amutt: "But be warned that you 5 are still far from the same kind of mercy. You will given live mummifacation come dawn."
  • Dr. Nefarious: "HA!? Jokes on you, body! I'M A ROBOT!? YOU CAN'T MUMMIFIVED A ROBOT!?"
  • Amutt: "Oh no, good sir. I sense that you still process some organic presence. Your not a true robot, and there for, still a worthy canidate for mummifcation."
  • Dr. Nefarious: "LIES!!! SQUISHY LIIII-"
  • Dr. Nefarious glitches out and plays Banjo Kazooie's Gobi's Valley.
  • Amutt: "...... Is, he alright?"
  • Cobra: "Nefarious, or Eagle-Beak?"
  • Amutt: "Yes, the one named Nefarious. Is he, ok?"
  • Dark Dragon: Oh, let's just say, he gets like this when he throws a tantrum.
  • Cobra: The fun part is you get to abuse him as much as you want. Like THIS! (Slaps him)
  • Dr. Nefarious: -IIESS!!!
  • Nile: (As she was watching from upstairs, giggles) The robot is funny! Do it again!
  • Amutt: Nile, dear, I'm in the middle of something here.
  • Nile: Sorry, daddy. (Leaves)
  • Cobra: What have you done to Eagle-Beak?
  • Amutt: Let's just say the Messiah said something hurtful, yet had no idea that THIS would be the result.
  • Nuke: SHE GAVE HIM A HEART ATTACK THROUGH HURTFUL WORDS?!?
  • Cobra: Wow, that's a little too far, even for me.
  • Amutt: Calm down, I insist that the Messiah did not mean to.
  • Dr. Nefarious: Just tell us what you're down here for, you little bag of squishy jelly!
  • Amutt: "To prove to you unenlighten beasts that I am NOT the monster here, I'm here to heal the professor out of his weaken heart. He's likely to survive on his own, but I felt another heart-attack would be more fatal, so I came to give him a heart strenghening spell so he wouldn't fall like this again."
  • The Villains stared surprised at Amutt.
  • Dr. Nefarious: ".... A conquester..... Being kind?!"
  • Amutt: ".... And this no doubt surprises you?"
  • Nuke: "It's just, in, many socitys, conquesters are considered mostly malevolient and harsh! Your acting like NONE of those things right now!"
  • Amutt: "Now you understand WHY I am not like beasts like you? I congure in the name of true enlightenment! I don't do it for power or the sake of owning something!"
  • Cobra: "THEN WHY ARE YOUR SUBJECTS IN CAGES?!"
  • Amutt: "Scor-Pan said that they might not understand my pure intentions at first, so they need to be contained properly."
  • Fem Fatal: "Amutt, do you ever stop and think that maybe what Scor-Pan is saying is a pile of le bullshit?"
  • Amutt: "..... I have been recently concerned on how hard things became, but, Scor-Pan did warned me I won't be phraised at first, but soon enough, the people will love me for I am doing."
  • Cobra, Dark Dragon, Dr. Nefarious, and Nuke sighed in annoyence!
  • Nuke: "I'll be blunt Amutt! THAT SCOR-PAN YARGED OUT ON YOU BY TRICKING YOU INTO ADOPTING THIS CRAZY ENLIGHTENMENT SCAM?!"
  • Amutt: "SILENCE! I do NOT want to be forced to move your exicutions to right now?!"
  • The villain leaders were forced to back off!
  • Amutt: "..... I'm sorry, it's just that.... Scor-Pan is my brother by adoption, and he is no traitor or "Yarge-out". He was momentarly invovled in YOUR Mafia Allience, Madam Fem, but he retired afterwords to protect our legacy from comtamination ffrom your master!"
  • Fem Fatal: "Maybe not conventional traitor, Amutt, but he's still the reason why you got stuck in your pyrimid for nearly a millenda."
  • Amutt: "Socr-Pan could've have predicted the gods have a nay in this. It was all bad timing in due to a misguided servent girl. (Casted the stronger heart spell on Eagle-Beak) May this act of kindness prove that I am not a monster."
  • Cobra: "It does..... But now we think of you as a lap-dog for that socrpain to misuse. And if your not gonna take our word for it, give it time until the Lougers are able to expose Scorpy for the asshole he is."
  • Amutt: "Believe ME, Mang. These Lougers will soon come to rekindise true enlightenment, if not by me, then by The Scarlet Messiah. And unlike her past unfortunate encounters, she shall reign suprime. Farewall until dawn, servents of villainy."
  • Amutt leaves.
  • Eagle-Beak started to came through.
  • Eagle-Beak: "Qui...... My little angel...... Why?"
  • Nuke: "Oh great! That stupid Scor-Pan is gonna make Qui hate villainy even more?! The Secret Founders will take FOREVER to make her get over it!"
  • Fem Fatal: "Worry not gentlemen. Mirage is still free, and will regroup our forces to attack this place."
  • Cobra: "But she might not be able to do it before dawn, Madam Fem! Face it, we'll be zombies in toilet paper by th-"
  • Madam Fem Fatal grabs Mang!
  • Fem Fatal: "You fool, (starts slapping him) How dare you, give in, like a, cow-werd!"
  • Cobra: "OW MY FACE?! Huh.... I haven't seen this old gag from the 3rd Madagascar movie in ages- (Gets slapped by Fem again) OW?!... And it doesn't feel like it's organic. It feels more like Nefarious is slapping me."
  • Dr. Nefarious: Well, let's test that out, shall we? (Slaps him)...
  • Cobra:... Okay, that hurt, but it felt the same.
  • Fem Fatal: (Sighs) You're probably guessing by now that this is not my true body. Being from the world that you were exiled to means that all it's animal residents have to be to scale. (Presses a hidden button, and her body opens up and shows her original to-scale body)
  • Dark Dragon:... Well, no wonder I couldn't see her tail.
  • Nuke: And here I thought you were mutated by those Mafia Alliance guys.
  • Fem Fatal: Yes, well, I was raised by le Alliance and they gave me this suit so I couldn't be literally looked down on because of... This size.
  • Cobra: Well, yikes, it sucks to be you.
  • Fem Fatal: (Goes back into her suit) I assure you that the heroes will rescue us from this. If I know heroes, they don't allow even evil to be crudely punished. Just be patient. Oh, and one more thing... NOT ONE WORD ABOUT THIS SUIT TO THE LODGERS!! Don't want those morons to be laughing at me.
  • Dark Dragon:... Got it.
  • Eagle-Beak: "....... I failed you, Quidilen...... I failed......"
  • Scor-Pan was over hearing this.
  • Scor-Pan: "Now, what be best way to keep Griffin from being creditable? Oh, I know..... Him being dead."
  • Scor-Pan was about to conjure a death spell when suddenly-
  • A light magic aura hits Scor-Pan and send him crashing into a wall!
  • Celestia walked in.
  • Celestia: "..... Don't think I don't know your true intentions, Socr-Pan. I know who you truely are. And now, so do they."
  • Black Kat and Victor came in.
  • Victor: "You may be excused, Celestia. We'll take him from here."
  • Celestia teleported away.
  • Scor-Pan: "WHO IN THE UNDERWORLD ARE YOU GUYS?! Wait....... This feels familer..... Your...... Your...... EQUINOX MASTERS?!"
  • Black Kat: "HI, yeah, and your an anti-Equinox master. We know eachother so well."
  • Scor-Pan: "How can THAT be?! Equinox Kingdoms have became un-nattrolly rare for many ages now!"
  • Black Kat: "Yeah, but knowledge is s thing time never erases."
  • Victor: "Scor-Pan, we know you don't have balenceo. Your a threat to yourself and Amutt. You need to be stopped."
  • Scor-Pan: "Oh yeah, comrades? (Chuckles). You have to be able to FIND me first?!"
  • Scor-Pan teleports away!
  • Victor sighs.
  • Victor: "Do you not hate it when play hard to get?"
  • Black Kat: "I know you do, but me? Well, gives me an oppertunity to really mess with them."
  • Black Kat and Victor teleported off.
  • Celestia teleported back with the Main 6.
  • Pinkie: "Ok, operation prisoner bust is a go!"
  • Rainbow Dash: "Should we free all the slaves as well as those villain dorks and Eagle-Beak?"
  • Twilight: "We may as well, but we need to find an alternate way for them to get out."
  • Celestia: "Kolwalski told me ways to get around the sheild, but we have to be sure to erase the villains memories after words so it wouldn't bite them back."
  • Twilight: "Already on the agenda."

Chapter 7: Priestlord Vengeance/Scor-Pan's True Nature Exposed

Elsewhere.

  • Amutt and Qui were side-by-side on a throwne area of the arena.
  • Amutt: "...... Do you sensed them here as well, Messiah?"
  • Qui: "........ I don't nessersarly need to. I just KNOW when they show up. It shouldn't be long now."
  • Samutt and the Daughters came in.
  • Samutt: "And we'll be ready for them."
  • Qui: "...... 3, 2, 1."
  • Hyenas: SURPRIIISE!!! (The heroes arrive)
  • Timon: (Cocks Pumbaa's tail like a gun) Don't anybody move! This thing's loaded! I'll let ya' have it!
  • Nile: AAAHHH!!! HE'S GOT A TAIL!!!
  • Patra: Nile, that's just a cartoon effect meant to scare us.
  • Nile: Oh... Well, HAH! Like that's gonna-
  • Timon: Oh, it's not for bullets. It's a STINK BOMB, baby!
  • Patra:... Okay, NOW it gets scary!
  • Amutt: (Gets up from his throne) Alright, everyone! You've meddled in my plans for peace for the last time!
  • Sleme: (Takes out the Blade of Set) Oh, we certainly have! Surrender, or else you're getting it!
  • Amutt:... Well, go ahead!
  • All Heroes: WHAT?!?
  • Amutt: Qui told me you guys are not willing to use that thing against me. You just want to use that blasted device as a scare tactic. Well, I'm no longer foolish to fall for it. So go ahead. Smite me!
  • Icky:...F*******************!!! AWWWW, F****, F*******, F***********************!!! SHE FIGURED IT OUT!!!
  • Samutt: (Magically levitates the sword away from Sleme's hand) I think this thing should be back with the Gods where it belongs.
  • Sleme: "We were planning on doing that after we stop you!"
  • Samutt: "Consider this an alternate course of plans. It will be kept safe in the room filled with artifacts called "The Forbidden Basement" until we finally sort out your nonsense."
  • Samutt teleports the Blade of Set away.
  • Amutt: "Now misfits, the Scarlet Messiah has talked me out of killing you, but I will not be merciful in terms of physical disapelene. So, are you gonna surrender by your own wills, or do you want to invoke the wrath of the great Presitlord!?"
  • Pain and Panic moaned in fear!
  • Pain and Panic: "WE ARE WORMS?!"
  • Pain and Panic turned into worms!
  • Panic: "WORTHLESS WORMS?!"
  • The two cried!
  • Amutt looks at the two weird....
  • Skipper: ".... Don't mind them, they're just cowerds with history of godly abuse."
  • Amutt: "..... I can see that. Well, aren't the rest of you gonna submit like them?"
  • Lord Shen: "We do not bow to conquesters that easily."
  • Amutt: "I came to suspect defience. And I intent to inspire true might to truely earn your respect."
  • Amutt's staff began to glow.
  • Magack: "Amutt, enough's enough! If you will not submit to the wrath of the blade itself, then you will submit by the hand of your master!"
  • Amutt: "Magack, this shouldn't concern you. You are but a victim of peer pressure! You don't have to do this anymore!"
  • Magack: "Amutt, Scor-Pan is nothing but a lier! He has tricked you into-"
  • Amutt: "OK, ENOUGH! I already heard that from pretty much everyone I ran into! I am tired of hearing you people bad mouth Scor-Pan! Just for that master, you shall be the first to submit to the might of true enlightenment! Prepare to see how far the student has surpassed the master."
  • Amutt and Magack entered battle pose.
  • The two battle cry and lock staffs into combat!
  • Kalee: "OW!? Hey easy on the battle drama, huh?" (The two started fighting)
  • Amutt: Don't fight this, Magack! You were defeated in a battle with me before, what makes you think you can stop me this time?
  • Magack: Because I've got friends!
  • Amutt: Yeah? Well, I'VE got family! (Samutt and the daughter begun fighting the heroes)
  • Qui: DRONES!! ATTACK!! (A swarm of drones flew into the room from a hidden depot constructed in one of the basements) I never thought you Lodgers had more than one basement.
  • Lord Shen: Yeah, of course we do. Sometimes, we have belongings and stuff to put down there for later, and it's also a good evacuation spot in case the shield fails. And I'll have to be sure to have Celestia to erase your memory afterwords in case your still gonna be a villain after this.
  • Qui: "WILL YOU STOP IT WITH THE VILLAIN SHIT ALREADY?!"
  • Amutt: MUMMIES!! ATTACK!! (Mummies start coming out of the ground)
  • Icky: Oh, great! As if the floor that Freddy turned into quicksand wasn't the only floor we needed to fix. (The mummies grabbed some of the Lodgers while some were able to hold them off and free the trapped ones)
  • Shifu: (One of the Qui Drones fires a rocket at him, yet he was quick enough to grab it and throw it back at the drone, only to start dodging the chaingun fire of another drone)
  • Dick: (Faces two chaingun Qui Drones, and he rolls and charges into one of them, grabs it, and smashes it into the other) YEEAHH!!!
  • Xandy: Rapid-fire!
  • Gun: Rapid-fire activated! (Fires rapid-fire blasts at the Qui Drones and mummies that tried to attack her)
  • Aurlena: (Rapidly punches a trail through several mummies, and rolls back onto her feet. Then she sees a Qui Drone wit rocket launchers firing rockets at her, yet she uses her gauntlets' blasters to destroy the rockets, as well as the Drone)
  • Timon: (As several mummies cornered him) I'm warning you, I don't wanna have to use this. (Continues pointing Pumbaa's tail at them, yet they didn't listen)... Okay, I warned you. (Pulls the tail, and Pumbaa unleashed a huge fart that clears off all the mummies) Yeaa-ha-ha-ha-ha-haaa! Talk about your wins of war.
  • King Julien: Ohh, the warthog gas! It is the most smelliest thing my nose has ever sniffed! Mort, breath into it!
  • Mort: Okay! (Sniffs up the stink cloud) I like- (Gets stiffened) UHHHH, NO I DON'T!!! (Faints)
  • Mummy: (Hurls)
  • Amutt: OH, GOD, WHAT IS THAT SMELL?!?
  • Shrek: Doesn't seem to bother me.
  • Icky: That's because you fart all the time, sicko! You once blamed one of your farts on Donkey as soon as that s*** came out of your-- (He gets shot by a stray blast from a Qui Drone) YAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH!!! HEY WATCH IT, YA MACHANICAL ASSWIPE?!
  • Gilda: "MESS WITH MY MAN HUH!?"
  • The Qui drone who fired the stray shot quickly blamed it on another Qui Drone!
  • Gilda grabs the both of them and smashed their heads in!
  • Qui: "OK, THAT IS UN-NESSERSARLY VIOLENT, EVEN ON ROBOTS?!"
  • Magack: Amutt, you need to understand that Scor-Pan is using you for his own selfish needs.
  • Amutt: Say what you want, I will never believe such foolish lies.
  • Magack: Really? Well, we have proof. Some friends who are evacuating the prisoners of your deludions just caught him trying to kill Eagle-Beak in the dungeon!
  • Amutt: What?!?
  • Qui: What?!?
  • Yen Sid: It's true, Amutt. He said he was going to kill Eagle-Beak because he was as close to the truth as we were. And he was as smart enough to sneak through the shield as we were.
  • Nile: Well, to be fair, the mummies are not that bright.
  • Cleo: Yeah, I admit, it was stupid to put them in charge of the shield.
  • Amutt: Girls, please don't criticize my choices. I'm sure a lot of people would fall for such a trick.
  • Crane: "(While fighting off and overwealming a mummy) Well, mainly people who are idiots. Thing with mummies is, cause of having their brains removed, they don't tend to think so well."
  • Amutt: "Hey it's part of tradition to have the organs removed so they be placed in jars."
  • Mantis: "(Beating down a Qui Drone) The brain HONESTLY couldn't be an exception!?"
  • Amutt: "We only leave the brains for mummies of magic users! Speaking of which."
  • An ear-peiercing screeh is heard!
  • A Mummy Female Thothian was seen flouting in mid-air.
  • Magack: "........ Chara...."
  • Icky: "Who?"
  • Sleme: "...... Remember the Magi-Warrior girlfriend he had that I meantioned? (Points to the flouting mummy)."
  • Chara the mummy: " Magack, how dare you work against enlightenment!?"
  • Icky: "Listen, lady, I don't think you may've heard the news, but, turns out, you were turned into a toilet paper zombie for nothing! Scor-Pan conned Amutt to even do this at all!"
  • Chara angerly almost zapped Icky!
  • Icky: "YAAAAAAHOW!?"
  • Amutt: "SOMETHING'S WRONG WITH CHARA!? SHE'S AS IF SHE'S PROCESS!?"
  • Magack: "...... Fallen Equinox Magic. Magic users, help me purify Chara at once!"
  • Luna: (She and the other magic-users in the group began firing lasers at Chara, yet she was able to resist them)... What's happening?
  • Magack: I don't know. She must have some sort of resistance.
  • Chara: (Blasts in a shockwave that pushes the heroes off) You all will PAY for your loyalty to unenlightenment! (Charges up a large ball of energy)
  • Samutt: Amutt, what happened?
  • Amutt: I don't know. I didn't do this.
  • Magack: I think you might know who did!
  • Amutt: "...... No! It, can't be by him!"
  • Gilda: "Well let's smack some sense into this chick and find out!"
  • Chara fired the ball, but Luna was able to fight it off!
  • Magack and the Magic users unifived and fired a greater magic lazer that actselly hits Chara and knocks her down!
  • Magack: "NOW!? Hold her down while I begin the cleasne process!" (They did that)
  • Chara: LET ME GO! URRGH!! LET GO OF ME THIS INSTANT!! URRGGHH!! (Magack cast a spell on her mind that gave her visions, and easily restored her mind)... What... What the heck?... Magack?... Amutt?... Where am I? Where's Scor-Pan?
  • Magack: It's okay, honey. You were mind-warped into trying to kill us.
  • Chara: THAT'S what Scor-Pan did? That blasted traitor!
  • Magack:... See, Amutt? She saw Scor-Pan corrupt her.
  • Iago: Wait, when did that happen?
  • Luna: Must have been some sort of backup plan in case we should make things hard for him.
  • Amutt:... I don't believe you!
  • Black Kat: (She and Victor teleported to the room with a struggling Scor-Pan) Believe it, Amutt! He's been using you to do all those things since the beginning! (They both throw Scor-Pan in front of him)
  • Scor-Pan: URRGGHH!! ANNOYING EQUINOX SCUM!! I swear to you, Amutt, I have done no such thing to betray you.
  • Amutt: Then explain who corrupted Chara into being violent!?
  • Chara: It was him alright!
  • Scor-Pan: YOU HAVE NOTHING TO PROVE THAT!!
  • Mr. Krabs: "Well, maybe you would be interested to take a LIE DETECTOR TEST?!"
  • Scor-Pan: "ARE YOU ASSUMING SOMETHING!? I HAD NOT BEEN NEAR CHARA AT ALL!?"
  • Chara: "YOU STUNGED ME TO KNOCKED ME OUT THEN I BRIEFLY SAW YOU WHILE DAZED WITH EQUINOX MAGIC!?"
  • Scor-Pan: "That's not proof!"
  • Black Kat does the tamerrainian trick on him!
  • Scor-Pan: "OW HEY WHAT THE-"
  • Black Kat pulls out what looks like a Scorpian themed diary!
  • Icky: "Did you just pulled a book out of that guy's skull?"
  • Black Kat: "This is actselly what a magical manifastation of a person's memories look like. Weird, I know."
  • Black Kat takes the diary to Amutt!
  • Scor-Pan: "NO NONONONONONONONONONONONO!? DON'T READ IT!?"
  • Amutt: (Reading the diary)... Wow, you actually dated a lobster when you were still a crime boss?
  • Black Kat: Oh, wrong page. (Magically flips the pages to the important part)
  • Amutt:..."I've been through so much pain ever since I discovered my past. With no parents to look after me, and with no one wanting to watch over me, I decided that I wanted to make my own destiny. And I think my former master and friend would be perfect for that."
  • Scor-Pan: NOOO!!- (Amutt puts up a shield to prevent him from stopping him) DON'T YOU READ THAT BOOK AMUTT!! IT'S ONLY A TRICK!!! DO YOU HEAR ME?!? AMUTT- (There was no audible dialogue inside the shield)
  • Amutt: "So I was able to trick him into going through urgent matters, and I made him see a prophecy that he didn't look into completely. He thought that he would bring true justice on Deserta and beyond, when really, he was going to be stopped. I knew that I would be the one to get the glory, so I went to him and claimed that I forgave him. Thus, I started years and years of helping Amutt provide this 'Scarlet Messiah' with an entire army of mummies so that the messiah could complete her goal. What I didn't count on was the Gods being alarmed by the blasted servent girl and them getting pissed at Amutt's actions, and I was able to get out of the punishment through PINNING IT ALL ON AMUTT AND HIS FAMILY?!?"... He got me trapped in the Auramid just to save his own hide?!?...
  • Scor-Pan: Amutt, please, that book is a lie, it's a trick! It's- (The heroes grabbed him) HEY, LET GO!!!
  • Lord Shen: You're not doing anything, traitor! Your trickery is coming to an end right now!
  • Scor-Pan: (Growls angrily, and casts a magic spell to possess all the other mummies inside the Temple, which were able to free Scor-Pan from the heroes, and allow him to escape. He discovered the shield was still up, and used a magic pincer slice to override the code, and disable the shield, allowing him to escape)
  • Amutt: "...And that's how I got back to being on Deserta to continue my goals of freeing Amutt again. I was surprised to see how clever the Scarlet Messiah was as to choosing the Auramid as her hideout. So I helped her find Amutt and his family, and that's where my plans for conquest began."...(Closes the book and dissipates his shield)...SCOR-PAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNN!!!!
  • Scor-Pan: (Amutt's scream was heard as he was fleeing the Temple, and he began casting a powerful magical shockwave that corrupted all remaining mummies and Qui Drones as they began turning on their masters)
  • Amutt: AAHHH, LET ME GO, I AM YOUR MASTER!!!
  • Quo Drone #1: Does not compute. We now serve Scor-Pan.
  • Qui just stood shocked. Then she suddenly got angery, and caused a huge exploudion and defeated all the mummies and Qui Drones!
  • Qui: "SCOR-PAN, YOU YARGE OUT!?"
  • Qui flew out of the temple in lightning fast speed!
  • Cynder: "QUI, STOP?!"

Swamp.

  • Scor-Pan was running as fast as he could!
  • Scor-Pan: "How stupid of me forgetting to bring over the creature orbs as well! I could've used some back-up right now!"
  • Qui pounced on Scor-Pan!
  • Qui: "YOU TRICKED ME INTO GOING BACK WHAT I SWORN OFF OF?!"
  • Scor-Pan: "It was nothing against you, Qui, nor Amutt!"
  • Qui: "THEN EXPLAIN WHY YOU LEFT HIM TO SUFFER?!"
  • Scor-Pan: "Well I wouldn't be of much help if the gods knew about me and trapped me in the same pyrimid, now would I? It was purely a stragity to enable me to free Amutt later! It was also a now failed attempt to get him to hate the gods.... Which, obviously, failed....... Look, if it's any consolation, I protected him from ending up serving Crimelord Titan! He would've been WAY worse!?"
  • Qui: "THAT DOESN'T COVER FOR THE FACT THAT YOU YARGED OUT ON HIM?!"
  • Scor-Pan: "Look, that was back when I actselly did had a problem with him!? But over the millenda, I grown over it and realised that the truth about my past wasn't Amutt's or Magack's fault. It was the fault of the cycle that drove the Black Scorpain Empire to attack my people's kingdom and killed my parents! That's the only true reason I still went through with this! I'm no longer so proud of leaving Amutt to suffer, but it was only part of a nessersary stragity to keep the plan from over all being avoided! You have to beleive me, as extreme and harsh as it is, it's all for a greater good!?"
  • Qui: "GREATER GOOD?! YOU LIED TO YOUR FRIEND AND HIS FAMILY AND RUINED THEIR LIFES FOR YOUR OWN IDIOTIC AMBITIONS FOR PAYACK AGAINST THE FLAWS OF LIFE?!"
  • Scor-Pan: "Look, that memory is a thoundson years outdated! I have since growned to want to make giving Amutt another chance legit!"
  • Qui: "Even so, your still nothing but a threat with that Equinox Magic tainting you! They said you have no "Balenceo" engry that leaves it unbalenced!"
  • Scor-Pan: "It's no more different then having normal magic, Qui! I am not THAT corrupted?!"
  • Qui: "YOU TRIED TO KILL THE PROFESSOR!?"
  • Scor-Pan: "It was nothing against you or him, it was for the surviveal of the plan! That old griffin didn't left me a better choice! Besides, you hate him now, don't ya? He's no better then the rest of the unenlightens out there! He wants to use you for his silly payback scemes against Celestia for her own ridiculious cospiracty to get her baby sister back?! She ruined his life by taking you away from him and failing to stop his rise into villainy! He's just another scum of socity now?!"
  • Qui: "Don't, you, DARE, TALK THAT WAY ABOUT MY FATHER?!"
  • Qui grabs Scor-Pan's tail!
  • Scor-Pan: "Wait wait, wait! WHAT'RE YOU DO-"
  • Qui violently rips the tail off!
  • Scor-Pan screams a loud scream!
  • Scor-Pan now attempts to flee in terror, but Qui grabs him, and prepares a fatal fire blast!
  • Cynder came in!
  • Cynder: "QUI STOP!?"
  • Qui looked at Cynder!
  • Qui: "DON'T STOP ME, CYNDER!? SCOR-PAN IS A MONSTER THAT NEEDS TO BE DESTROYED!? HE RUINED LIVES BECAUSE OF HIS OWN BEING RUINED?! EVEN TO HIS "BROTHER"?! EVEN THE HIGH COUNCIL WOULD AGREE HE NEEDS TO DIE!?"
  • Cynder: "Qui, as awful as he is, he's but a victim of the unbalenced Equinox Magic. He would've never done any of this if the Black Scorpain Empire never attacked."
  • Qui: "Let me guess, that whole "This universe is different from the alternate universe" bit again? I get that for a long tim already, but Scor-Pan has already crossed moral lines, he needs to be punished!"
  • Cynder: "And believe me, he does, and he will! But not through understandable but violent fury. You'll just end up being no better then he is."
  • Qui: "...... If you want to stop me from killing him off so badly, you'll have to fight me!"
  • Qui tossed Scor-Pan away and prepares to fight!
  • Cynder: "I don't want to fight you anymore Qui. It's pointless and aimless now. You have no more reason to fight me then to be a villain again."
  • Qui: "I do want to fight?! We have to fight, to settle what becames of that scorpian once and for all?!"
  • Cynder sighed.....
  • Cynder became Avatar Cynder.
  • Avatar Cynder: "Your just wasting time, Qui."
  • Qui: "And your wasting breath needed to keep up?!"
  • Qui flew up into the sky quickly, as does Cynder!
  • Scor-Pan was struggling to still get away!
  • Scor-Pan: "Man, do I a'need to conjure up a strong enough memory wipe-spell to restore everything or what!? As long as I am still able to get away, I can save this plan!"
  • ???: I don't think so, Scor-Pan! (Amutt, his family, and the other heroes arrived)
  • Amutt: You've gone too far with this already. You tricked me into becoming someone I'm not!
  • Scor-Pan: I assure you, I did it with the best intentions! I was only trying to avenge my family by making sure no such crisis ever occurred again.
  • Samutt: It's YOUR fault for not fully accepting who you are. Something that you don't learn to accept can be damaging to you and the people around you. You're refusing to accept your true role as an Equinox master, and you let it corrupt you. You need to be treated or else you will end up hurting more lives than before.
  • Scor-Pan: I know my destiny, and that's to purge these worlds of crime once and for all! You can't judge me for doing that.
  • Icky: Uh, yes we can, pal! You manipulated your own friends, you let him do terrible crimes, you let him get trapped inside a prison, and worse, you tried to commit a murder. You're no better than the Black Scorpions who destroyed your family!
  • Scor-Pan: URRGGHH!! TYPICAL FOR YOU TO NOT UNDERSTAND WHAT I'M GOING THROUGH!!! DO YOU ALL HAVE ANY IDEA WHAT IT'S LIKE TO LOSE YOUR PARENTS TO SOME INSANE MURDERERS?!? HUH?!?
  • Shenzi: Well, I should. My parents were killed by a murderous wizard, and he ended up causing events that made my kind and the lions get a big feud. I lost my family and my lineage to evil once.
  • Scor-Pan: Then why don't you join me? We can make sure nobody will EVER suffer what we both did.
  • Shenzi: I don't think so! If there's one thing I learned, it's that wanting to avenge something so badly can turn you into something you're not. I was once a villain who wanted my own kind to be taken seriously in the Pride Lands. My kind had been exiled from the Pride Lands for a long time, and I thought serving a corrupt former heir would give me that one chance. But instead, the kingdom suffered greatly under his rule. Droughts spread, animals have moved on, so there was no sustenance. That guy even went as far as to refuse relocation and leave us to starvation.
  • Banzai: Not to mention the douche bag double-crossed us by blaming us for all that had occurred. (Ed laughs)
  • Scor-Pan: Oh, did he now? So you turned to EVIL to get what you wanted? That proves that you and I are nothing alike in origin. You turned to evil while I turned to good.
  • Chara: You call manipulation of your friends, mummification, attempted murder, AND betrayal an act of good?
  • Scor-Pan: Sacrifices have to be made sometimes.
  • Timon: Okay, dude, you have problems.
  • Scor-Pan: "YOUR THE ONES WITH THE PROBLEMS!? You have NOTHING THAT'LL FORCE ME TO SURRENDER!?"
  • Gilda: "Oh is that right? OK FLUTTERSHY, YOU CAN LET HIM IN NOW!?"
  • Stomps are heard as it quicklys that it's Fluttershy riding on the Scarab Guardian torwords Scor-Pan's location!
  • Fluttershy: "So, are you gonna let us properly disaplen you, or does my big friend have to get physical?"
  • The Scarab Guardian roared fierecely!
  • Scor-Pan screamed like a girl and ran away!
  • Po: "GET HIM!?"
  • Amutt: (Fires his staff at Scor-Pan, but Scor-Pan teleported away, and he quickly grabbed his severed tail)
  • Scor-Pan: I gotta get to someplace safe so I can reattach this! ALL OF YOU STAY AWAY FROM ME!! I don't wanna have to hurt you!
  • Fluttershy: You have no power to stop us from giving you what you deserve! Now surrender!
  • Scor-Pan:... (Stabs the Scarab Guardian's leg with his severed tail, and the Scarab Guardian starts to get dizzy) Good thing my tail's hallucinations can affect even the biggest of creatures!
  • Fluttershy: SCARAB GUARDIAN! ATTACK!! (The Scarab Guardian continues getting dizzy, and just fell onto the ground) OOF!...No! NO, PLEASE, GET UP!!
  • Shenzi: HE'S GETTING AWAY!!!
  • Magnum: Not for long! (Magically blasts at Scor-Pan and immobilizes him)
  • Scor-Pan:...(He magically charges up his body and breaks free of the immobilization spell)
  • Magack: Oh, no! He's going into an Anti-Equinox Berserk.
  • Victor: The most dangerous ability Anti-Equinox masters have. It makes them immune to many forms of magic and attacks.
  • Lord Shen: We'll see about THAT! (Takes out his cannon and fires, only for Scor-Pan to catch the ball and throw it straight back at Lord Shen as he jumps and his cannon is destroyed) MY CANNON!!!
  • Xandy: Armor-piercing!
  • Gun: Armor-piercing activated! (She fires her gun at Scor-Pan, only for the blasts to ricochet off of him)
  • Xandy: "DAMN IT! That Equinox stuff is serious business!"
  • Victor: "This will have to be answered by actual Equinox Masters."
  • Black Kat: But the problem is that it requires line of sight and it takes time. Plus, it requires three Equinox masters. You guys just need to find a way to restrain him.
  • Icky: Oh, hell no, I am NOT going near THAT powerhouse!
  • Scor-Pan: (He is able to mold his tail back on with his increased power)...YOU WILL NOT STOP ME SO EASILY!! ALL OF THESE WORLDS WILL BE PURGED OF VILLAINY!!!
  • Victor: Well, it doesn't seem like you have a choice for the matter. He's not gonna hold still, and any spells meant to freeze him in place will be useless.
  • Spyro: What about Twilight? We'll need her in order to complete this, and she's still evacuating the villain leaders.
  • ???: Actually, we got that done already. (Twilight and the rest of the Mane 6 arrive)
  • Twilight: We got them to safety and we cleared their memories of the exit.
  • Rarity: HOLY EQUESTRIA!!! SCOR-PAN'S GONE FULL-OUT SCARY!!! (Scor-Pan grabs a rock and crushes it like plastic)
  • Tigress: I'm sure we can tackle him as long as we work together.
  • Po: Right! Let's go! (Attacks Scor-Pan, only for him to grab him by the foot, and throw him into a tree as he lands on the branches hitting his head, groin, and his chest)...OWIE!!!
  • Scor-Pan: (Summons magical ground buzzsaws from his pincers which the heroes are able to avoid)
  • Icky: Okay, how are we gonna tackle him when his strength, stamina, and endurance are boosted ten-fold?!?
  • Cloakblade: Let us see if he can see what comes out of nowhere. (Activates her cloaking device, yet when she strikes with her swords, it doesn't hurt and it feels like she hit a rock. Scor-Pan then grabbed Cloakblade, and smashed her head into the ground as it got stuck) HMMMPPHH!! MMPPPHH!!!! (All of the heroes try to restrain Scor-Pan, yet he is able to outwit every one of them)
  • Scor-Pan: I AM INVINCIBLE NOW!! YOU CAN NEVER HOPE TO RESTRAIN ME!!
  • Po: Oh, really? (Makes funny face) DOII!!
  • Scor-Pan: Wha--(Po sits on him) HEY!! OWW!! (The others restrain him as soon as Po gets of of him)...LET ME GO!! I SAID LET ME GO!!!
  • Victor: Now's our chance! Quick! (The three Equinox masters surround the restrained Scor-Pan as they began the spell)
  • Scor-Pan: GET OFF OF ME!!! URRRGGHHH!!! (The spell grows in power, yet Scor-Pan was able to burst in a powerful red shockwave pushing everyone off of him, yet couldn't get out of the way of the spell's white beam in time) AAAAHHHHHHGGGGGGGHHHHHHH!!!
  • Icky: "WE GOT HIM! But, what does it do?"
  • Victor: It's one of the strongest Balanceo spells ever known. It'll purify his heart with the proper amount of Balanceo, and therefore reform him quickly.
  • Scor-Pan: URRGGGHHH!! AAAAAHH!!! (His red Berserk aura disappears and he starts getting dizzy as the Balanceo beam wears off and he ends up knocked out)
  • Amutt:... Did it work?
  • Victor: "It will have a delay reaction since he was left un-balenced for so long, but it works."
  • Applejack: "Now there's only Cynder finally settling things with Qui."

Chapter 8: The Ultimate Fight of Dragons

Sky.

  • A huge Thunder Storm takes place between the battle between Qui and Cynder.
  • Qui: "May we finally settle our disagreement once and for all, Cynder!"
  • Avatar Cynder: "It's a waste of time, Qui. My friends probuly already dealt with Scor-Pan by now. So you may as well-"
  • Qui: "THIS IS MORE THEN SCOR-PAN!? It's about us finally settling our disbute once and for all!"
  • Avatar Cynder: ".... If we have to, then fine....... But don't be a sore loser when you have lost."
  • Qui: I wouldn't DREAM on it! (Lightning strikes as the two began to fight again)
  • Avatar Cynder: (Uses her wind ability to blow Qui across the clouds)
  • Qui: WHOOAAAAHHH!!!
  • Avatar Cynder: (Aileron rolls towards Qui with horns point towards her)
  • Qui: (Puts up a magic shield to block the attack, then Cynder uses her strongest fear ability as lightning strikes)
  • Avatar Cynder: (Roars at Qui, who roars back, and as they clash, more lightning strikes)
  • Qui: (Uses an electric ability to shock Avatar Cynder, and then she teleports behind her, and tail-smacks her to the ground. Avatar Cynder then saw as Qui dived down towards her as she rolled out of the way)
  • Qui epicly slams into the ground with no damage!
  • Qui: "..... It seems we're finally equils in fighting, Cynder. But only one of us would actselly win this fight."
  • Avatar Cynder: You're one to talk. You seem to fight just like me.
  • Qui: Quite. Yet we're still not going to let this fight end with an impasse! (Uses her earth ability to knock Avatar Cynder off her feet, and Qui flies into the air and tries to stomp Cynder, who uses her shadow ability to avoid the attack and use her poison ability to burn Qui) AARRRGGHHH!!
  • Avatar Cynder: Enough of this, Qui! You need to answer for your actions with Amutt and Scor-Pan!
  • Qui: I'll NEVER let you get me executed! (Breaths a powerful fire breath that Cynder avoids)
  • Avatar Cynder: (Blasts her fear powers at Qui as it explodes)
  • Qui: (Growls)...(She puts up a shield around herself and charges towards Cynder, who is able to burst in her fear ability and bust down the shield, and blow her across the sky with her wind abilty) AAAAAHHHHHHH!!!
  • Avatar Cynder: (She sees she immediately begins to use an Electric Fury, which she barely manages to avoid)
  • Qui: (She gets back into balance, and uses her ice ability, which Cynder dodges with her shadow ability, and appears behind Qui and smacks her) OOF! (Avatar Cynder then uses a powerful fear ability that bursts in Qui's face and weakens her)...Urrgghh! (Struggles to get up and fails)
  • Avatar Cynder:... (As she sees her, she starts gaining more visions of her past) AAHHH!!!... (She turns back into her normal self)
  • Qui:... Well, what're you waiting for?
  • Cynder:... Not yet. We need to talk. It's starting to come back to me. Have you even HEARD the name Cynder before?
  • Qui: Is this really the time for that stuff now?
  • Cynder: Just answer the question.
  • Qui: Fine! I don't know a Cynder before you, and I never did.
  • Cynder:... Did you have any children by any chance?
  • Qui: Hey, I still have a hard time remembering much of anything ever since I discovered my true origins.
  • Cynder: Just TRY to remember. These visions are starting to make me think that... You knew my parents.
  • Qui: Uh, how do you expect me to do that? I have no memory of having children, NOR being friends of someone WITH children.
  • Cynder: Well, at the very least, do you remember the DETAILS as to what happened during your capture? Was Xerxes there?
  • Qui: Xerxes most likely doesn't want to explain details in risk of upsetting me more.
  • Cynder: Well, I think you left some sort of impact on my life. Why else do we fight in such a similar manner? Why else do we look... Alike... When I'm in my Avatar form?... (Gets a few minor visions)... Okay, I think I've asked you enough.
  • Qui: You've defeated me, so go ahead and finish it! Have me arrested and send me to my doom. I hope you feel happy knowing you let a poor misunderstood dragon get sent to her untimely demise.
  • Cynder: JUST SHUT UP, OKAY?!? I assure you we are more than capable of handling your trial. Just, have more faith in us, ok?
  • Qui:.... For the record, as far as I'm concerned, we are NOTHING alike.
  • Cynder: Maybe, maybe not. But I'll figure out someday.
  • ???: Cynder! (The others appeared)
  • Spyro: Are you okay?
  • Sparx: Your battle shook the entire area, girl!
  • Icky: "So ya finally nabbed Qui?"
  • Cynder: "Obviously."
  • Ignitus: "Just one problem though."

The ruins of New York.

  • The Heroes arrived.
  • Ignitus: "I don't think Dragon Realms New York will ever be able to recover. The damage was too great. It's now a desloent ruin."
  • Grand Council Woman: "..... Sourball's never gonna get over this."
  • Icky: "Well, Qui's toast."
  • Xandy: "And Qui will get a nasty reputation that'll be even harder to justify in court then already...."
  • Savio: "AND IT'S ALL THAT STUPID COBRA'S FAULT!? IF WE HAD JUST WENT TO ZUHRON FIRST INSTEAD OF JUST GOING HOME, THIS WOULD'VE NEVER-"
  • ???: "Well, if that's the case...."
  • Saldaron appeared.
  • Saldaron: "All you have to do, is ask."
  • Saldaron eyes glowed, and casted a new time spire that engulped everything!

Way earlier back.

  • Waiter: Very well, then. Good luck with your little crusade..... Wait, didn't I already said that?
  • The Lougers realised that they're back in the KFC.
  • Icky: "....... Guys, I think we know what we have to do."

Equestian Reforming Monastery

  • Zuhron is seen working on a new powder.
  • Karl was seen working with him.
  • The two suddenly stopped as if they realised something....
  • Karl: "..... Yo, Zuhron..... You ever get the weirdest feeling that we already did this before?"
  • Zuhron: "Why, yes, it's as if.... Time mysteriously resetted itself because originally a terrorable tragity happened."
  • Karl: "...... Ok, normally when you get one of those feelings, it has to have something to do with the Lougers!"
  • Zuhron: "Well if that's true, then it must've been really something to have-"
  • Stomper came in.
  • Stomper: "Yo, Powder boy! The Lougers came in and said there's something wrong with their hyena friend. They're concerned by a weird powder that Mang hited him with...."
  • Zuhron: "..... What color was it?"
  • Stomper: "Well, they wanted to explain it to you."
  • Zuhron: "Tell them me and Karl are on our way."

Later...

  • Zuhron: (Looking at Banzai's condition)...Well, judging by the fear of chickens, and the fact that the corruption powder was much redder than ordinary corruption powder, I guess you're referring to what I believe is a Fearspawn powder.
  • Karl: Fearspawn powder?
  • Zuhron: A variant that I inspired certain Darkspawn members to create during my time there. Let me just hook you up to this machine...(Hooks Banzai up to a machine, and checks the readings)...It's origin appears to be from Red the Demon Cat.
  • Icky: Wait, THE Red the Demon Cat? As in one of the many greatest Darkspawn lords who the producer thinks the whole concept of cats going to hell only is racist?
  • Zuhron: Yes. And judging by the exact fear, I can assume that one of his many creations has finally been awoken.
  • Shifu: "So what are we dealing with here?"
  • Zuhron: "I have a throey based on evidence..... Banzai, have you and the hyenas in the past have ever messed with, farm animals in the past?"
  • Banzai: Well, there was this one adolescent chicken that we gave the birdy boiler treatment, but--
  • Zuhron: Then it's true! I've heard urban legends about a chicken in Africa being killed and making a deal with Red the Demon Cat to become a dream-harbinger of death named Freddy Fried Khicken....
  • (Icky): (As the whole thing pauses)... Yeah, guys, sorry to interrupt, but since we already dealt with Freddy, it would be redundent to fight him again and be so stupid to use him again so soon after the last episode, as well as to avoid the risk of two-parting this, so I'll just give you the whole story in the short version. (The story is illustrated in crayon pictures) Ok, here's Zuhron giving us the story we already know, here's Squidward being a whiny bitch about what the hyenas did, the usual lines from the last episode, Zuhron talks about having to do an exciting ritual which regretably I wished we showed, Zuhron and Karl said magic words and Freddy came out and was all like "Grrr grr, I want my revenge?!" And he did that annoying orange song again, cause seriously, WHY DO THAT!? Anyway, he took us into the dream world through the Freddy Kruger inspired Jigglypuff, survive the crazy dream bullshit thrown at us, Spongebob summoned the FNAF characters again, Freddy loses his powers, we said Birdy Boiler enough times, Freddy went-
  • (Demoman): "KA-BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!?"
  • (Icky): "Yeah that, Zuhron then gvies Banzai personal fatherly advise and mends the poor dude's heart about ever screwing over Fredster to begin with, and then we get back into our van and head to Deserta.... Uh, Gilda, are we allowed to show the revised Deserta Crusades?"
  • (Gilda): "It's tecnecally the same, but with us in it this time."
  • (Icky): "Ok, then we'll skip to when Amutt is about to cream Crangor. Anyway, we arrived to deserta, joined into the good guy crusade, who thankfully remembered what originally happened since being near Saldaron, so we went off, re-found Sleme and her friends, re-rescued Magack, and re-vised the cool battle scene in the oasis, only Shen was able to stop Xerxes' giant flying thingie-a-bob from biting on Celestia's wing, but the bad dudes still nab away Qui! Celestia gave Mang and the loser patrol a serious scolding for what they did, and aw man, I wished you got to see Junjie crying like a baby in this, it was awesome! Ok, I sounded like a asshole in that, never mind. Anyway, with Magack's help and after we chased off the other Villain Teams, we desided to intervine into Amutt's exicution of Crangor before shit truely hits the fan. Sadly, Amutt stayed behin to watch over Qui and Scor-Pan, who ended up redoing the same gig all over again, so, we're gonna have to re-beat Scor-Pan again. But don't worry, it's tecnecally ALOT different from just now ago. Now can we show the cool scenes?"
  • (Gilda): "Yes, we can now show the cool scenes."

The film resumes.

  • Crangor fired the gun, and in slow motion, Amutt quickly got in the way and as the projecttile was about to hit!
  • Qui covered her eyes in fear!
  • Nothing....
  • Qui looked, and in equil surprise of all the villains, Amutt was actselly physically touching the projectile, holding it like it was nothing, as the projectile turned into a golden yellow light.
  • Crangor: "..... NO?! THE INTENSIFIER IS SUPPOSE TO DESTROY ON TOUCH?! WHY ISN'T IS DESTROYING YOU?!"
  • Amutt: "Because, I have a power greater then even my own magic.... The Will to Protect. An anichent Deserta secret passed down for generations, as passed to me from my father. I use this power to protect my family, from vile vermin like you! And I do not appresiate you wanted to harm even my family and kill the Messiah for greed! The age of True Enlightment, will begin without you! You are too dark for the age!"
  • Crangor paniced, as his own horse abandoned him!
  • Crangor: "..... No, no! NO!? PLEASE!? I WAS JUST DOING A JOB?! GREAT AMUTT!? I'LL GIVE YOU EVERYTHING YOU WANT!? MONEY?! WEAPONS!? WOMEN?! THE LOYALTY OF MY MEN?! PLEASE, SPARE ME?!"
  • Amutt: "I do plan to spare many others in my bloodless conquest, as well as Qui's entourages.... But sadly... I'm afraid you will not be given that luxery, Crangor. I'm sorry. May you find peace in the underworld."
  • Crangor began to scream and run away!
  • Crangor: "SEEKMEEK?! HELP ME?! SEEKMEEK!?"
  • Amutt: "Three, two, one...."
  • Celisus: "Oh please tell me he's not gonna-"
  • Amutt: (Points the cannon projectile at Crangor, but this time, in slow motion, another figure intervine and grabbed the projectile in a way simular to how Amutt used it!)
  • Crangor's horse returned and Crangor got on it!
  • Crangor looked in surprise......
  • Crangor: "....... Magack?"
  • Amutt: "...... Master?!"
  • Magack used the will to protect to hold the same projectile and disinigrate it into nothing.
  • Magack: "Amutt, there is NO need, for violence."
  • Qui: "..... Ok, I'm confused, where did HE came from!?"
  • Just as Crangor was able to escape, Sleme, Donkus, and Croad interseted.
  • Crangor: "WHAT ARE YOU FOOLS DOING?!"
  • Sleme: "We finally desided to stop serving you!"
  • Croad: "We, ALL did!"
  • Crangor's own mercenaries surrounded Crangor.
  • Seekmeek came in angerly.
  • Seekmeek: ".... Sleme was right all the long.... I NEVER SHOULD'VE TRUSTED YOU, YOU BARBARIC TWIT?! YOU WOULD'VE ENDED UP GETTING US ALL KILLED?!"
  • Crangor: "WHAT IS THE MEANING OF THIS?!"
  • Tigress appeared from nowhere and kicked him down!
  • Crangor: "GOAAHOW?!"
  • Tigress: "STAND DOWN IF YOU KNOW WHAT'S GOOD FOR YOU?!"
  • Magack: "Amutt, there's something you must know about Scor-Pan!"
  • Scor-Pan quickly got rid of the creature orbs and prepared to attacked Magack.
  • Scor-Pan: "YOU HAVE NO RIGHT TO INTERUPT ENLIGHTENMENT, OLD BIRD?!"
  • Victor and Black Kat appeared.
  • Scor-Pan: "WHAT THE-, WHO THE HECK ARE YOU GU...... (Gasp), Equinox Masters!? BACK!? AMUTT NEEDS MY POWER TO PURIFY THE UNIVERSES!?"
  • (Iago): NOW, HOLD ON JUST A FEATHER-MOLTING MINUTE!!! If all this was supposed to happen from some sort of Prophecy, which we clearly established could not be stopped, then THIS clearly makes that prophecy moot!
  • (Gilda): Hey, pal, it technically already happened.
  • (Iago):... Good point. Okay, back to the show.
  • Twilight: No way, Scor-Pan! You've been manipulating your friend for far too long! You need to be stopped!
  • Scor-Pan: Okay, I'm getting a serious case of deja vu right now! Didn't this already happen?
  • Celestia: Well, it's going to happen again.
  • Amutt: Scor-Pan, what are they saying?
  • Magack: We're saying that Scor-Pan has been manipulating you into trying to fulfill this prophecy, AND he directly go you sent into the Auramid to begin with.
  • Amutt:... Is this true, Scor-Pan?
  • Scor-Pan: No, of course not! Why would I POSSIBLY do that to my friend?
  • Amutt: Well, I don't know, why don't you tell me?
  • Scor-Pan: I SWEAR, I DIDN'T DO SUCH A THING, NOW GET OFF MY CASE ALREADY!!!
  • Amutt: Not until I figure out what's going on!
  • Scor-Pan: ALRIGHT, FINE, IT'S TRUE!! I DID ALL THOSE THINGS, ALRIGHT!!! I WAS ONLY TRYING TO LEAVE HOPE THAT THIS PROPHECY COULD COME TRUE!! THAT YOU AND YOUR FAMILY COULD GET FREED!!!
  • Amutt:...I thought I could trust you, Scor-Pan! I WENT THROUGH ALL THIS FOR NOTHING!!! YOU ACCURSED TRAITOR!!! (Zaps Scor-Pan with his staff)
  • Scor-Pan: AAHHHGGGGHHHH!!!...Amutt...you don't understand, I was trying to--(Amutt zapped him again) YAAURRGGHH!!
  • Amutt: You were only doing this to protect your own pathetic hide! (Zaps Scor-Pan again)
  • Magack: AMUTT, STOP!
  • Amutt: Why?!? This guy committed a conspiracy against me for all these millennia! Why SHOULDN'T he get punished, let alone EXECUTED for this?
  • Samutt: Amutt, killing him is not the proper punishment! He needs to be dealt with by the proper Desertan authorities.
  • Amutt: TO DUAT WITH THE AUTHORITIES!! He almost caused a great amount of destruction! THROUGH ME!!! I say he deserves to die for almost causing such a great scale of chaos.
  • Magack: Amutt, just stop for a second and think! He's been through so much in his life! He lost his parents, was lied to for his own good, and he wanted to do something great for the UUniverses... But through the wrong path. (As they were talking, Scor-Pan got extremely angry)
  • Amutt: I don't wanna hear it anymore! I'm going through with this and that's fiiiiiiIIIAAA-AAAAAAA-AAAAAAAA-AAAAAAHHHHH!!! (Scor-Pan goes into Anti-Equinox Berserk again)
  • Scor-Pan: WHAT HAVE YOU FOOLS DONE?!? YOU'VE RUINED EVERYTHING!!! (Summons powerful red flames from his pincers which shred towards the heroes as they dodged) YOU WILL ALL DIE FOR COSTING MY THE ONLY CHANCE I HAD OF BRINGING TRUE JUSTICE TO THE UUNIVERSES, AND MY ONLY CHANCE OF AVENGING MY PARENTS!!!
  • Victor: Oh, no, he's gone into Anti-Equinox Berserk! The most dangerous of Anti-Equinox powers!
  • Black Kat: We need to get him some Balanceo and fast!
  • Scor-Pan: (The Heroes Act tried taking him down with their firearms, yet all the shots ricochet off of him and he ends up bursting in a shockwave that pushes them all away)
  • Icky:... Yeah, I don't think we can handle another battle with a crazed berserker maniac.
  • Scor-Pan: "WHAT DO YOU MEAN ANOTHER BATTLE?! WHAT'RE YOU PEOPLE TALKING ABOUT?!"
  • Fluttershy snucked to the Scarab Guardian and wispered it something.
  • Scor-Pan: "WHY COULDN'T YOU PEOPLE JUST ALLOWED ME TO AVENGE MY PARENTS?! THAT'S ALL I EVER WANTED!? IS THAT TOO MUCH FOR YOU PEOPLE TO ASK!? I EVEN AVOIDED TITAN THROUGH RETIREMENT AS SOVIET STINGER LEADER, JUST TO PROTECT HIS FAMILY FROM HIS WAY WORSE CONTROL!?"
  • Amutt heard that.....
  • Samutt: "(Pounting)..... And you wanted to kill him....."
  • Amutt: "I, forgot about that, I......."
  • Scor-Pan: "WELL NOW YOUR ALL DONE FOR!? YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW TAXING ON MY MANA IS SOMETHING LIKE MEMORY WIPING!? IT'LL TAKE ME FOREVER TO CORRECT THIS AND PUT THINGS BACK ON PATH!? I SWEAR ON MY MOTHER AND FATHER'S SOULS, I WILL-"
  • The Scarab Guardian roared a great roar, surprising Scor-Pan!
  • Scor-Pan: "AGGAAH!? OH BOOSHA, I FORGOT ABOUT THE STUPID OVER-GROWN BEETLE?! I'll correct that soon enoug-"
  • The Scarab Guard smacks Scor-Pan high into the sky!
  • Victor: "NOW!?" (All 3 Equinox masters fire a massive white beam at Scor-Pan, and it surrounds him in a white glowing orb as he fell towards the ground)
  • Genie: (In baseball outfit) Going, going, going... (Crash) GONE!!
  • Ignitus:... Did it work?
  • Victor: Well, judging by how long he's been with no Balanceo, it might take a while.
  • Timon: And it's a good thing we stopped Dragon Realms New York from being destroyed.
  • Applejack: I sure am glad we have a time-manipulatin' cat to help us whenever there's something we can't fix.
  • Genie: You know, I could've just FIXED the demolished New York City. (Everyone was surprised at that)
  • Icky:... F**************************************!! WE COULD'VE HAD THAT FIXED EVEN WITHOUT SALDARON!!!
  • Ignitus: Well, it doesn't matter. He couldn't bring people back from the dead like Saldaron can. We saved all the lives that were killed at that devastation.
  • Icky: "WHOA WHOA WAIT?! I thought it was a mostly bloodless conquest and the only people who died was Crangor and preiviously the super-mutanted "Enforcers", give our take people that weren't to escape burning buildings or any unlucky tourests of the Statue of Tri-Corn, cause it was indirectly his fault as suppose to bad forsight."
  • Ignitus: "Well, yes, Crangor and the enforcers were the the only INTENTIONAL casalties, but..... Well, Amutt's mummies were accsident prone, and...."

Flashback.

  • A mummy tried to drag a woman, who kicked him repeating, until a kick in the crotch cased the mummy to lose his blade as ti fell onto her!
  • The mummy looked with surprised.
  • A big mummy pulled out a big chunk of building and tossed it out, not realising that it was heading torwords a group of people until it was too late!
  • BLAM?!
  • The Big Mummy tried to pretend it didn't happened.
  • An Assassin Mummy cornered some people to an ally, but the building behind the people fell onto them, surprising the assassin mummy.

Ends.

  • Ignitus: "And that's only half of them..... The death count by accsident is higher then the intentional death bringing and is much more contridictory to the bloodless conquest thing."
  • Icky: "So, a good number of people died anyway like in a more traditional conquest because the mummies were bad luck proned idiots and otherwise Amutt did meant good on the whole not conguring with blood spilling thing?"
  • Ignitus: "That's about right."
  • Icky: "..... Oh son of a bitch."
  • Iago: "It's also because MSM sort've forgot that Amutt wasn't truely a killer and that this story is sort've a mixxed up mess. Honestly, I'm starting to think that Season 3 is NOT gonna be one of our finest seasons!"
  • Icky: "Oh trust me, that only happens if we did something to jump the shark...."
  • Iago: "..... These series, as a whole, already long did that when it was reforming villains. Honestly, I'm surprised I didn't seen this coming."
  • Icky: "Yeah we REALLY gotten nuts ever since Tman went solely fanfic writer on us! This was meant to have him board, but because of constente refusal because Tman didn't wanted to ditch his fans that actselly appresiate his weird fetish stuff, the main producer desided not to bother anymore. Sad, really. One, simple act of ending the Kairisum in what was formerly the 14th season and sticking to it CAUSED this! Good grief, conflicted story telling is a bitch!?"
  • Amutt was sitting away from the scene.
  • Qui came to him.
  • Qui: ".... Amutt, I'm, just as shocked as you are....."
  • Amutt: "..... Miss Qui, I am sorry you were a victim of my stupidity."
  • Qui: "But isn't it appearently Scor-Pan's fault?"
  • Amutt: "Let me rephrase: an act of stupidity I made when I adopted Scor-Pan when Magack warned me not to. I'd, explained, but.... I might have to be banished back into Ayrmid after this."
  • Qui: "........... No.... I refused to let your family be thrown back in because of some Yarged-outs actions. I won't stand for it, I-"
  • Magack: "You don't need to defend Amutt's honor. With Scor-Pan captured, I'll expose his trechery to the gods. He'll be banished from Deserta for good for it. He'll have to find a new home else-where."
  • Ignitus: "We'll take Scor-Pan off your hands. Magic Imprisoni would love a new resident."
  • Celestia: "As for Amutt and his family and pets, now that villainy has known of him, it would be foolish and risky to leave him here in the Ayrmid and risk him became the next target of their obcessions, or worse. They have to come with us to Equestia."
  • Amutt: "We do?! But, I'm worried I might be, extremely out of place there."
  • Luna: "Worry not. We know the perfect place where you'll be welcomed."

​Equestian Reforming Monistairy (Again).

  • Candence laid exhausted of  managing the entire Monistairy.
  • Shining Armor: "Candence, I mean no offence, but I think it might be time to hire people to be able to do all the cleaning and mantinence here. Your running yourself ragged!"
  • Candence: "Don't you think I tried? Problems, too many ponies feel, afriad, being around repenting villains. They're afraid of any of them relapsing thanks to the Hank insodent.... Ugh, I actselly wish the Lougers managed to reform an army of people who are simple and capable to handle simple tasks."
  • Stomper and Black Vanguard came in.
  • Black Vanguard: "Uh, Miss Candence? You might not believe this, but, the Lougers have brought in a magical dog man and his family with an army of mummies. I think we may have to consider renovating this place."
  • Candence: "....... IT'S PERFECT?! We could re-train the mummies into being cleaners and other jobs!"
  • Shining Armor: "(Sigh), I'll have the royal money adviser make plans for renovating the place..... Again."
  • Stomper: "Ya sure you want the Mummies being incharged of cleaning and the like? They're asentually like zombies covered in banages. Stupid and slow."
  • Candece: "I know it's a long strech, but, I'm sure we can make this work."
  • Stomper: "..... Don't be surprised that your gonna have to take a LOOOONG time to get those undead beasties to get anything right."

The Dynasty cruser.

  • Qui, Narcotic, Celisus, and QP are held in a cell.
  • Narcotic: "..... Well that kinda ended..... Differently....."
  • Qui: "........ So what happens now?"
  • QP: "Your pretty much gonna be sentenced to death, those two will be sent to prison again, and I'll properly be kept by the alien allience of this universe to be exspearimented on. Ugh.... Can't believe those misfits just chased away the Professor and the others cause he refused to surrender you. He truely cared for you, Qui."
  • Qui: "..... NOT helping, QP! I lost everything now.... The Novatitan, (annoyed) before I could even use it, AGAIN! (Normally), My Qui Drone army now being given to some guy named "Electross", the aide of powerful creatures now the latest bunch of pets of that beast tamer Fluttershy, several badass bandits turned into circus folk and went to "Zargonza" or whatever it's called, you guys will be left masterless, I don't even know what will became of QP, and I think Cynder is still convinced that I'm part of her life! Not an ideal way for my life to end...."
  • The Grand Council Woman sighed when she was over-hearing this. She then donned a determined face and left.

Interior.

  • Grand Council Woman: "I'll do it..... I'll stand up to Sourball and get him to cease his nonsense once and for all!"
  • Celestia: "You made a wonderful desidion."
  • Spyro: "But it's not gonna be easy. Sourball will throw a temper tandrum over this."
  • Grand Council Woman: "Well, if I have to be fired if it means doing the right thing, then I may as well start working on a resumie! Besides, the council will hate the idea of risking the Federation's dispanion and resulting a desistating war people will blame them on more then not exicuting Qui. Sourball will lose support quickly."
  • Crane: "And in some the event Sourball ultamately manages to still go through this, we'll be there to throw salt on his parade and speak against killing Qui!"
  • Grand Council Woman: "I, just want all of you to promise not to blame me in the event Sourball manages to get the final say."
  • Shifu: "You will not be judged over what Sourball forces you to do. We will make sure that he fails in having Qui's life taken away."

Epilogue

A secret base.

  • An unknown base with a Mafia Allience Symbol of a giant snake strangling the universes is seen.
  • Inside, a giant lair is seen as Crimelord Titan was speaking with Architect.
  • Titan: "I STILL CAN'T BELIEVE SALDARON PULLED ANOTHER FAST ONE ON US?! WE WERE SO CLOSE OF NABBING QUI!? NOW CRANGOR'S GONNA BE EXICUTED FOR OWNING THOSE DAMN INTENSIFIERS!? Honestly, WHY DID MY INSIDER OF THE GFEDS MAKE THOSE THINGS ILLEGAL TO THE POINT OF REQUIRING A DEATH SENTENCE IS BEYONDS ME?!"
  • Architect: "Worry not, Titan. Crangor's lost is unfortunate, but not unavoidable.... We can still make it that his sacrivice was not in vain.... Have Fem inform your, insider that he has to make sure Qui comes back to villainy perimently!"
  • Titan: "Worry not, my top follower's already on the move! She doesn't need me to bark orders at her, she does them in advance! Already as we speak, the discret meeting's taken place."

An undisclosed location.

  • Fem Fatal arrived on the location with a silluetted stranger waiting for her.
  • ???: "You were late."
  • Fem Fatal: "My humblest apologies, oh pathence one."
  • ???: "You have it, then?"
  • Fem Fatal: "My pets had to have a taste of alien meat, but it was worth it."
  • Fem brings out a huge suitcase full of stolen alien money.
  • Fem Fatal: "Your new or-ders, are simple. Make sure Qui is hand-delievered to us personally. My superiors want to keep Qui on our side. You'll be rewarded more handsomely then what I have now, Soul Auctioner. The Grand Council Woman is VERY likely to make a desidion based on what the heroes want. Make sure she becomes a disappointment."
  • ???: "(Chuckles as he slowly came into the light as the camera was down at his feet, er, so to speak) My lady...."
  • The Camera pans to Sourball.
  • Sourball: "I am a master of making Vainiana a disappointment! I'll have the dragon ready for Mafia Allience servitude before the coming week!"
  • The scene turned dark as only Sourball's eyes were seen.

Fin?

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