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Deadpool's Little Visit

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Deadpool's Little Visit is the 46th Episode of Season 3A of the SpongeBob and Friends Adventures Chronicles series. After thwarting a crazy villain plan in the Dragon Realms while they were gone in the events of the last episode, for no reason anyone can explain, Deadpool decides to steal this episode all to himself and forces himself inside the Dragon Guardian Temple, to the annoyence of the Lougers, espeically when Deadppol redused one of their usual gold-lusting villains to a gory mess. (Though it was begrudingly forgiven when Deadpool insisted that the villain was pretty much the worse person alive ever and that he was just doing what came natrolly to a mercenary). Deadpool explained that the reason he came there was not just that he wanted to hijack the episode personally, but while escaping his world by hijacking the Guardians of the Galaxy's ship for an off-trip from his world, he ended up getting on the bad side of an ancient medieval overlord he accidentally unleashed named Overlord Strangle, which as he describes 'Puts Thanos to shame with his looks and abilities'. Now the Non-Darkspawn demon king is out to conquer the UUniverses and destroy Deadpool for constantly annoying him, as well as to keep him off his back. Aggravated, the Lodgers decide that if they want Deadpool out of their hair, as well as to save the UUniverses from another evil that was his fault for unleashing for that matter, they help him stop Strangle. Will they succeed? Will they tolerate Deadpool's random behavior?

Transcript

DMX - X Gon' Give It to Ya (Original) Deadpool OST

DMX - X Gon' Give It to Ya (Original) Deadpool OST

Intro Theme

Intro Theme (DMX- X Gon Give It To Ya)

Chapter 1: The Merc with the Mouth Returns ;-)

In a totally random Sitcom stage set.

  • A familer Red Ninja slided over and lands onto a couch as the audience started to cheer for him!
  • Deadpool: "DEADPOOL IS BACK IN BUSINESS BABY!? (Girls scream)! Oh, and the ladies are LOVING IT! BAM!? And do I have an AWESOME story to return with! Why? BECAUSE I'M DEADPOOL?!"
  • Blue Suit guy: "WHO ELSE BUT DEADPOOL?!"

(Something like this.)

The Quagmire Song no really

The Quagmire Song no really.avi

  • Chorus: HE'S DEADPOOL, DEADPOOL, SEXPOT MERCENARY, AND HE REALLY ROCKS, HE'S DEADPOOL, DEADPOOL...
  • Deadpool: EVERYTHING GOT STARTED AT FORT KNOX!

Fort Knox, some time at the end of last episode...

  • (Deadpool:)): "It all started when this gold obcessed wacko named Mr. Chambers was robbing Fort Knoxford of all places for gold."
  • BOOM!? O.o
  • A Fat Pig in a golden color suit, a golden flattop, a golden tooth, and an army of goons was seen!
  • (Deadpool): "Ladies and gentlemen, the loser of the hour, Mr. Chambers. And he's LITTERALLY the walking definition of "Greedy Pig". He even puts all of Wall Street to shame."
  • (Laugh Track).
  • Mr. Chambers oinks in laughter!
  • Mr. Chambers: "FINALLY!? ALL THIS BEUATIFUL GOLD?!! MINE?! MINE!? AS I, OINKSTON CHAMBERS, SHALL SOON-"
  • Suddenly the whole thing pauses.
  • (Deadpool'o'): (Yawns) Hearing assholes like this talk about their social life is boring so let's skip to the good part.
  • (Yellow-Box Voice): (In yellow box) AWWW, BUT I WANNA SEE HIS SILLY THUGS USE THEIR EQUIPMENT, WHERE'S THE FUN AT SKIPPING THAT?!?
  • (Deadpool (:)): Eh, f*** that s***! We're skipping it to the part where I came in.
  • (White-Box Voice): (In white box) How about we just skip his boring speech and just get back to the 'fun'?
  • (Deadpool >:c): "Ugh, FINE! But only because the people needed to see on why only I was able to beat this loser."
  • Mr. Chambers was suddenly speaking his plan in a fastforword pace! Not much was made out of him other then typical greedy villain jargin.
  • (Deadpool;)): BACK TO THE AWESOME!!
  • Mr. Chambers: MEN, GET THE GOLD INTO MY COPTER!
  • The Goons proceeded to do such as the police arrived.
  • Axle: "ALL RIGHT, PIGGY?! THAT GOLD DOES NOT BELONG TO YA?!"
  • Mr. Chambers: "Ohhhhh, and how are you silly cops plan to stop me without your precious Lougers?! I heard they had to contend with a personal matter in the world of pretty little ponies! HA!? GAY!?"
  • (Deadpool:P): You bronies have my permission to hate this guy for it.
  • (YB Deadpool): A POX ON HIS HOUSE!!!!
  • Janet: "Yeah alot of bronies would mob on you for saying that!"
  • Mr. Chambers: "TSSH! WHATEVER?!"
  • Mr. Chambers turns around and blows the cops away with a wild fart!
  • Axle: "(GOOFY SCREAM!?)"
  • Mr. Chambers: "Ahh, the goofy scream. Classic."
  • Mr. Chambers and his men got into the chrome shiny tiltrotor copter as it took off with Mr. Chambers laughing maniacly?!
  • Mr. Chambers: "EXSELLENT!? With the Lougers too caught up with whatever silly matter they are caught in, and with the Nine doing another promotional tour, I'll steal all the gold in the Dragon Realms by week's end! And nobody has the power to stop-"
  • Music was heard.
  • Mr. Chambers: "..... Wait.... Is that Weild Al Music I hear?"
  • ???: (A small tape recorder with a label saying 'Wade' was heard playing the song as someone was on a skyscraper preparing to jump on the copter)...(He ran and jumped, taking out his katanas in the process) BANZAAAAAIIII!!!

(This song plays as Deadpool and multiable Deadpool clones sang random songs as Mr. Chambers and his goons get thier butts handed to them, eventally leading to the copter crashing into a building!

"Weird Al" Yankovic Bad Hair Day - The Alternative Polka

"Weird Al" Yankovic Bad Hair Day - The Alternative Polka

  • Mr. Chambers was in a phathic fetal position as Deadpool looms over him!
  • Mr. Chambers: "WHO ARE YOU!? AND WHAT DO YOU WANT ME (CRIES);) ME-HE-HE!?"
  • Deadpool: "Well, you see, alot of angry millionaires, crime lords, and some people from Wall Street, want you to become bacon because, well, they're just tired of you stealing their s*** from them?!"
  • Mr. Chambers: "SO THAT'S IT?! YOUR AN ASSASSIN!? AGGGHAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!? GET AWAY FROM ME!?"
  • Deadpool: "Well not much to say except... (Turns Southern) ONE ORDER OF THEM BACON BITS, COMIN' RIGHT UP, Y'ALL?!"
  • Deadpool and suddenly-appearing Rednecks: "YEEEEEEEEEEEEE-HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA?! SU-WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE PIGGY PIGGY PIGGY?!"
  • Mr. Chambers screams like a little girl?!
  • ???: WHAT IS THE MEANING OF THIS!!!
  • (Deadpool |:(): And then... The fun got spoiled by that cybernetic dragon.
  • Tricorn: (She and the police arrived) EXCUSE ME, MISTER... Whoever you are... That guy is for police custody only! Now surrender quietly, because you're under arrest for unauthorized vigilantism, reckless endangerment, and attempted murde- (Deadpool was already gone)... What the hell?!? WHERE'D HE GO?!?
  • Deadpool: (Was hiding as he saw Chambers getting arrested)... Motherf*****!
  • WB Deadpool: Well, there goes our contract money!
  • YB Deadpool: We were so close to being more rich!
  • WB Deadpool: I'm sure we've got plenty of money from our last jobs.
  • Deadpool: No, he's right, we just don't have enough money. I guess we'll do better next time. But hey, I made sure to leave a special treat in there for the Lodgers once they get back.
  • YB Deadpool: Aww, that's sweet!
  • WB Deadpool: Though I'm not sure they'll appreciate what these cops and Tricorn will tell them.
  • Deadpool: Oh, speaking of which, I haven't been in their episodes since FOREVAH! Maybe I should just crash there for a while.
  • WB Deadpool: I believe that is a poor decision! Once they hear about this, they'll have you roasted.
  • Deadpool: Too bad for them, nothing kills me. And I'm too awesome for them. I'm outies. (Disappears)
  • (Deadpool <)): And this is where the Shell Lodgers come into the story.

Dragon Temple, much later...

  • Lord Shen: (The Lodgers were seen walking back to the Temple) URRGGGGHHH!!! THAT RECKLESS DEADPOOL!!!
  • Sir Hiss: That's strangely odd. Why would Deadpool come back after quitting the Villain League several years ago during our Power Rangers mission?
  • Sparx: Maybe the guy was just bored.
  • Lord Shen: Being a Mexican-food-loving mercenary who kills for s***s, giggles, and money is probably not boring for a guy like that.
  • Sparx: Think about it, wouldn't YOU get bored for doing the same damn thing? I mean, this guy's probably waiting in our living room, waiting to steal this episode all to himself just because he's so bored. (The Lodgers entered as they were shocked that Deadpool was sitting in the couch playing Deadpool on the game console with chimichangas smudged on it)
  • Deadpool:... SHELL LODGERS! I was wondering when you guys were gonna show up. It's been so long since we- (Lord Shen points his blade at him) YAAHH!!
  • Lord Shen: ALRIGHT, BUSTER, WE KNOW WHAT YOU TRIED TO DO TO MR. CHAMBERS! AND DID YOU DO ANYTHING TO KAIRI WHILE WE WERE GONE?!?
  • Deadpool: Oh, that girl's too good for me anyway. Besides, I've got plenty of fan girls who have their boobies open for me to-
  • Lord Shen: SHUT YOUR F****** TRAP FOR ONCE, YOU BLOODY PERVERT!!! I'm afraid we're gonna have to turn you in for all the nonsense you pulled out there.
  • Deadpool: Oh, you can try, but you'll never catch me. And I KNOW magic isn't a factor since your wizard friend's wand got snapped last episode.
  • Merlin: Oh, you had to bring that up!
  • Lord Shen: GET HIM! (Deadpool jumped out of the way and ended up dodging every attempt the Lodgers had at trying to get him)
  • WB Deadpool: I told you this was a bad idea.
  • Deadpool: Oh, please, they'll get used to me.
  • Icky: Where did that white bubble come from?
  • Deadpool: Aw, crap, more of my kind!
  • YB Deadpool: Cool, they can break the fourth wall, too!
  • WB Deadpool: I think they do that all the time.
  • Deadpool: Guys, just calm down, I got that guy delivered to justice for you.
  • Lord Shen: You tried to murder him!
  • Deadpool: Dude, it's me, Deadpool! This is what I do. Everybody loves me, AM I RIGHT?!? (An applause and cheering was heard)
  • Icky:... Ugh, this guy is going to be a pain in the ass.
  • Deadpool: Dudes, I just came to help, as well as crash with you guys for a moment.
  • Lord Shen: NO! You're a mercenary, and I'd never invite you to this place if you were the last person in the UUniverses.
  • Deadpool: Hey, I'm an antihero at best. And you let those guys into your Temple.
  • Banzai:... Ohh, well played.
  • Deadpool: "Also, Peacock, your not exactly Mr. Squeaky clean yourself, Mr. "I slaughtered an entire Panda Village because my goat nanny predicted that my ass was gonna be wasted by pandas". If anything, it's nothing short of a freaking miricale your even allowed within breathing distences to Kairi! Let alone that Panda village you visited!"
  • Patrick: "He kinda has you there, Shen."
  • Icky: "Yeah, realisticly, geniside is not a forgiveable act Shen, so we tecnecally have no right to complain about the dude trying to kill Chambers when SOME OF US aren't and/or weren't exactly pinicles of sainthood."
  • Boss Wolf: "And for all it's worth, as least he failed to kill off Chambers."
  • Deadpool: "Yeeeeeeaaaaaaah, about that. I had a back-up plan. I secretly shoved an un-pinned granade up the dude's ass. So it's only a matter of time before-"
  • A distent exploudion was heard!
  • Tri-corn's voice: "OH MY GOD, THERE'S PIG GUTS EVERYWHERE!?"
  • Deadpool: "..... AND I SCORED THE CONTRACT MONEY! You have no idea, how many of Chambers' victims will be happy about the guy being another name on a tombstone."
  • Lord Shen: "You-, You-, You-"
  • Deadpool: "Aw don't be too shocked, I'm a mercenary, remember? It's kinda my job to waste assholes like that. Also, haven't you guys done your fair share of killing off villains?"
  • Shifu: "Well, to be fair, again, it's not our right to judge when-"
  • Lord Shen: "BESIDES THE DAMN POINT!? YOU HAD ANY IDEA HOW GROSUME YOUR ACTIONS ARE!?"
  • Deadpool: "Aw come on, it's not like the guy was another one of those "Tragic" Mary Sue/Marty Stus you cared about!"
  • Icky: "Yeah he's right. Chambers was pretty much a dude who was just evil cause he was a power-hungry f***tard and just LOVED wealth abit too much!"
  • Lord Shen: "TRUE AS THAT MAY BE, IT DOESN'T MAKE YOU ANY BETTER THEN HE IS THAT YOU TOOK HIS LIFE OVER SOMETHING AS PETTY AS MERE ROBBERY?!"
  • Deadpool: "..... Did I mention that the guy abuses his wife, kicks puppies and kittens, and eats babies?"
  • The Lougers gasped!
  • Deadpool: "..... Yeah, I was also scoring the contracts made by his own wife, animal lovers, and broken families of those babies he ate. The dude was a complete monster."
  • Lord Shen: "..... Ok, fine, we'll pardon you on THAT!? But still! Your not very much allowed to just pop out of nowhere and cause random mayhem!"
  • WB Deadpool: "Well aren't we the pot calling the kettle black?"
  • Icky: "We've been known to do that from time to time too, Shen."
  • Lord Shen: "OK, BEFORE I AM ANNOYED BEYOND BELIEF, CAN YOU TELL ME WHAT EXACTLY IS YOUR REASON FOR COMING HERE?!? And if it's to steal this episode for yourself because you were bored beyond belief, then I am going to smack you so hard in the d***!"
  • Deadpool: Okay, okay, look, I'd be lying if I said that wasn't the reason I'm here. It's been years since I quit the Villain League, and I always had a habit of blissfully thinking of the times that silly Scroop cried like a baby after losing his best partner since that Silver guy.

Cutaway ;)

  • Dream Deadpool: (In his apartment sleeping with his ass in the air as he dreams about Scroop crying as Deadpool was packing his bags) Sorry, Scroopy, we've had our run as partners, but there's just more for me out there than in this league of losers. So goodbye, and go f*** yourself.... SO HARD!! (Leaves as Scroop was crying harder)
  • Deadpool: (Talking in sleep) Yes, cry! Cry like the little p**** you are. (Snores) Tiddy-tiddy-tiddy-tiddy-tiddy-tiddy...

Present

  • Icky: (Scoffs) I wonder about that all the time for s***s and giggles.
  • Deadpool: Oh, we're both going to get along just fine.
  • Lord Shen:... Then... Why exactly are you here specifically teasing US instead of the X-Men, or hell, even that time-travelling guy you fight alongside?
  • Deadpool: Oh, same reason, I was bored. I wanted to get off that boring old planet. I took the X-Chumps' Blackbird to see if it could travel in space, but...

Cutaway

  • Demoman Voice: (A jet was seen careening toward the ground) KA-BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!!!

Present

  • Deadpool: Didn't work out.
  • Private: Then... How did you-
  • Deadpool: Fortunately, there's some sci-fi space comics, so I was able to hijack that spaceship that belonged to those Guardians of the Galaxy chumps.
  • Marty:... So, you actually stole their ship... And came here?
  • Deadpool: Actually, I took a few stops across space. I visited a few nice spots, including Paradisa...

Cutaway

  • Deadpool: (He was seen on the beach flirting with swimsuit-wearing girls) Hey, ladies, are you angels? Because I'm allergic to feathers. (Vomits) My bad. Anyway, gimme those ti- *Slap*

Present

  • Deadpool: Kratos...

Cutaway

  • Deadpool: HELLO, KRATOSIANS!! CHECK ME OUT, I'M THE FIRST HUMAN SUPERHERO TO ARRIVE ON YOUR PLANET! I-
  • ???: ILLICIT SUPERIOR!!!!
  • Deadpool: WHAT?!? (The Super Ops cornered him in a circle as they pointed their weapons at him)
  • ???: Do not attempt to move or we'll be shooting ourselves! Wait, that didn't sound right.... Forget that statement and just NOT move!
  • Deadpool: "..... Did I mentioned that I was a super he-" (RAMPENT GUNFIRE?!)

Present

  • Deadpool: Pastoon...

Cutaway

  • Garrot: (He and his deputies were seen holding him at gunpoint) YOU'RE UNDER ARREST FOR PICKPOCKETING!
  • Deadpool: HEY, I STOPPED A ROBBERY, SO I EARNED SOME DOUGH- *BANG*

Present

  • Deadpool: Futurasia...

Cutaway

  • Deadpool/YB Deadpool: (He was seen riding a hoverboard busting serious moves across the futuristic city, though endangering people, slapping female human butts, and briefly ordering chimichangas at a high-tech restaurant) WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!
  • MCC Officer: (Pursuing Deadpool in a hovercar) ATTENTION, CIVILIAN, ON THE AUTHORITY OF THE MAGELLAN CLOUD CORE, YOU ARE UNDER ARREST FOR STEALING MY SON'S HOVERBOARD, RECKLESS ENDANGERMENT, DISTURBING THE PEACE, AND THE DRIVER OF ONE OF THOSE OTHER HOVERCARS WAS A VIRGIN WHOSE HYMEN WAS BUSTED BY THE AIRBAG, SO, IN SOME TECNECALLITY, RAPE!
  • Deadpool:... Whoops.
  • WB Deadpool: You still think it was a good idea to do this-
  • Deadpool: YOU'LL NEVER TAKE ME ALIVE, COPPERS- *PYOOM*

Present

  • Deadpool: And a few other stops.
  • Lord Shen: Aaaand?
  • Deadpool: "(Nerviously laughs)... Yeah, you see.... Before I made it here... I may or may not have.... Made a major boo-boo."
  • Shifu: "What kind of "Boo-boo"?"
  • Deadpool: "Well, depends..... What would you call "Accsidently freeing and pissing off an anichent evil overlord"?"
  • The Lougers facepalm!
Epic "Mass Facepalm"

Epic "Mass Facepalm"

  • Soothsayer: "(Sighs)..... Ok, which one did you ended up freeing?"
  • Deadpool: "Oh, just some over-compensating asswipe name Overlord Strangle."
  • All Lodgers: Overlord Who?
  • Deadpool: Huh?... I assumed you guys would know a guy like that.
  • Tigress: Nope, no idea.
  • Shifu: Nothing of my knowledge.
  • Merlin: Nothing.
  • Sparx: Nothing in my noggin.
  • Deadpool:.... And yet the leage lost to you guys HOW MANY times?!
  • Icky: "Hey, to be fair, we normally enjoy better things then looking up anichent evils of the past that may or not have been obscured to a certain point. We're decent heroes, but we're NOT perfect! We can't automaticly know about every wicked doughe in existence!"
  • Deadpool: (Sighs, then looks at the camera) And can you believe bad guys LOSE to these people? (Back to the Lougers) Well, I'd describe him as having a more excessively-detailed attire than Thanos. The guy was someone with no sense of humor, no sense of respect, and his imps were quite annoying.
  • Banzai: Oh good god, we're not talking about Master 98, are we? Because I'm pretty sure the producer considered him deleted material.
  • Deadpool: Who? (Checks iPhone)... "Master... Ninety... Eight"... Oh, no, that's not the guy at all. His imps look nothing like these freaky-looking poorly-drawn things.
  • WB Deadpool: Criticizing the producer's drawing skills I see.
  • Deadpool: Anyway...

Flashback

  • (Deadpool 'O'): I needed fuel for that stinking Milano thing, so I landed at the nearest planet to yours. All I saw was a bunch of run down city ruins. Nice architecture, neat inhabitants, and by inhabitants, I mean mythical beasts that wanted to rip my insides out, so I ripped out my own liver to keep them off my back... Don't worry, I can replace organs... And then I came across these catacombs. Then I entered this cave, and inside I found something glowy and sparkly...
  • Deadpool: (Saw a light in the cave)... OOOH, BRIGHT!!!
  • YB Deadpool: Ooh, are we gonna see the planet's core?
  • WB Deadpool: The core is not made of lava!
  • Deadpool: Alright, we're still going there. It could be some mythical beings with sexy women.
  • WB Deadpool: You want to f*** non-human ladies?
  • Deadpool: Hey, I f***** aliens before, so shut up. (Goes down the cave)
  • (Deadpool |)): And what I saw was... (He gasped as he saw a time crystal which contained a large demon-like enity and was blocking out some kind of entrance behind it)... Some guy frozen in orange ice.
  • (Spyro): A time crystal?
  • (Deadpool :P): Yeah, whatever.
  • Deadpool: "..... Well. Now that's something you don't see every day."
  • WB Deadpool: "Depends on what you actselly see."
  • YB Deadpool: "That looks sacred. LET'S BLOW IT UP!?"
  • Deadpool: "OH YEAH! I LOVE BLOWING UP SACRED OBJECTS!?"
  • Deadpool cartoonishly brings out alot of bombs!
  • Deadpool: "Countdown with me, fellas!"
  • Deadpool/YB/WB: 5, 4, 3, 2, 1, KABOOM! (Detonates the whole time crystal)
  • (Tigress):... Seriously? You blew it up?
  • (Deadpool :|): Yeah, I've blown up sacred stuff before, so-
  • (Brandy): Hello, you could've unleashed an ancient unstoppable evil on the world? Don't you watch movies?
  • (Deadpool >:(): Hey, bitch, can't I have a LITTLE fun? Anyway, I did realize this was a big mistake sooner or later.
  • Demon Guy:... What in the name of Chernabog just happened?... Where's the... Imps? IMPS?!?
  • ???: (Squeaky voice) Wait, what was that? (Gasps) Could it be?
  • ???: Could the gateway finally be open?!? (Small imps in similar attire to the Demon guy came out of the opened seal)
  • Deadpool: Oh, wow, you must be a father of a thousand.
  • Demon Guy: I am Overlord Strangle, the most feared servant of the Darkspawn in the history of the UUniverses!
  • Deadpool: Overlord 'Strangle'? Heh, you know, Juggernaut could strangle some people, but I'm sure he wouldn't name himself after it.
  • Strangle: Hmmph, amusing. But that's not how I got my name. I got my name because of THIS! (Shows off his powerful gauntlet)...
  • YB Deadpool:... I don't get it.
  • Deadpool: I don't get it.
  • Strangle: Oh, this gauntlet was given to me and was given great power by the Darkspawn themselves. It adds to my power, AND allows me to destroy a building with a single punch. I even use it to steangle those that don't bend to my whims until their heads pop like balloons.
  • YB Deadpool: Oh, that's nasty!
  • Strangle: So anyway, why have you released me from my ancient prison? If it's because you wish to use me for whatever silly ambition you have, then your out of good fortune, because I do not play by anyone's rules except mine and the Darkspawns!
  • Deadpool:... How long have you been imprisoned?
  • Strangle:... Depends... What year is it?
  • Deadpool: Early 2016.
  • Strangle:... By the Darkspawn! Two thousand years!
  • YB Deadpool: Wow, he was alive during Jesus' birth.
  • WB Deadpool: Uh, we're not supposed to mention religion in this series.
  • YB Deadpool: Why not?
  • Deadpool: Okay, enough!
  • Strangle:... Who are you talking to?
  • Deadpool: Oh, nobody. Nice to see you, Overlord Strangler!
  • Strangle: It's just 'Strangle'. Now what is it you want?
  • Deadpool: Oh, nothing, I just blew this shiny thing up for funsies.
  • Imp #1:... EEHEEHEEHEEHEEHEEHEEHEEHEEHEE, did you hear that, boss? He blew it up for funsies!.... Who's funsies?
  • Imp #2: I think he's saying he did it for fun.
  • Strangle:... What kind of fool blows up an evil overlord's prison for fun? Seems like a poor decision. You do realize that I am free to do what I want, and conquer the UUniverses once again.
  • YB Deadpool:... Whoopsies.
  • WB Deadpool: Well, we're f*****.
  • Deadpool: Oh, don't worry, I think I can distract him.
  • Strangle: OKAY, WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU EVEN TALKING TO?!? (Thunder and dramatic music was heard) WHY ARE YOU SO OBNOXIOUS?!
  • Deadpool: Oh, nothing, just... Just... Trying to be funny.
  • Strangle: Well you do very poorly at jesting, stranger. Who do you even call yourself, anyway?
  • Deadpool:... And, CUE AWESOME INTODUCTION! (This played)
Deadpool \ Deadpool Bio

Deadpool \ Deadpool Bio

Deadpool in a Nutshell XD

  • Voice: Deadpool, branded as both hero and villain! Deadpool was once a badass mercenary named Wade Wilson. After being recruited into the Weapon X Program, Wade was subjected to experiments that gave him awesome regenerative powers, and drove him bad-s*** crazy. Today the Merc with a Mouth travels the globe in search of fortune... AND CHIMICHANGAS!!
  • Deadpool: (Does a dramatic pose) And there you are, I'm awesome.
  • Imp #3:... What's a chimichanga?
  • Strangle:... You know, all this nonsense is starting to bore and/or frustraight me. I advise you stay out of my way so I don't have to incinerate your insides.
  • Deadpool: HAH! Tough luck, tall, dark, and ugly, because as you already heard, I have a healing factor. I can recover from any injury no matter how intense.
  • Strangle: Is that so? Well, let's see you get out of THIS! (Magically shocks Deadpool's body into magically exploding in pressure, and leaving only his head intact)... COME, MY SUBJECTS!! NOW THAT WE ARE FREE, THE UUNIVERSES SHALL ONCE AGAIN KNOW THE WRATH OF... OVERLORD STRANGLE!! (The imps cheered as the marched off, leaving Deadpool's head laying there)

Present

  • Icky:... Wait, your entire body was blown up?
  • Shrek: Well, he has a healing factor, what'd you expect?
  • Icky: I'm not confused about that... Much... I'm just confused that his suit is intact. What, does your suit have a healing factor too?
  • Deadpool: "Actselly yes, it does, why?"
  • Silence.
  • Icky: "..... Forget I asked."
  • Deadpool: Anyway, I was able to make it to the Milano and get the hell out of there before that monster could hurt me. I at least had enough fuel to make it here. Unfortunately, the Milano... Well...

Cutaway

  • Deadpool: (The Milano was seen blowing up and scorched)... Oh, boy.
  • WB Deadpool: Well, I hope Star Lord will be easy with the lawsuit, otherwise we're going to lose a lot of money.
  • Deadpool: Oh, I'm sure we'll get it fixed- (The ship exploded again)... S***.

Present

  • Deadpool: So, yeah, I'm kinda stranded AND stuck with you guys. But hey, I took the time to do mercenary jobs here in a couple of days. I took down some of your crime synicate problems here. And Chambers was pretty much the last guy here.
  • Icky: "Is it correct to assume alot of those criminal synicates are now-"
  • Deadpool: "Yuppers.... Disbanned by death..... Of their leaders. Though, I must've killed plently of some unlucky followers along the way."
  • Boss Wolf: "..... Ok, Chambers we'll parden, but this? Yeah, we're back at being pissed with you again."
  • Lord Shen: "Ok, fine..... What Synicates did you abolish?"
  • Deadpool: "Well, this first one was the Rat Trap Synicate. Their boss had major bounties on him for all the cheese and moola they stole, so.... I tricked them into trying to rob a shelter for cats."

Flashback.

  • Rat Criminals barged in!
  • Rat Criminal Boss: "ALRIGHT, NOBODY MOVE?! THIS IS A ROBBER-"
  • Alot of cats are seen meowing and purring.
  • Rat Criminal Boss: "...... (Scared) Ry?"
  • Outside the building, screams are heard as well as cat yowls as well as tiny blood splatters!

Present.

  • Deadpool: "Yep. That was the end of Ratface Ratter and his boys. I claimed respondsability to the bounty makers, and KA-CHING?! And there's this SWEET one about how I tricked Lady Crime Cow into mistaking a Slaughthouse for Cows as her hide-a-way!"

Flashback.

  • A Lady Criminal Cow and her bull cohorts are seen evading police!
  • They hid behind trees!
  • The Lady Crime Cow saw the hide-out!
  • Lady Crime Cow: "There's our escape, boys! Back at our place, and we're home free!"
  • Lady Crime Cow began to laugh with mooing glee as the group entered the building through a door!
  • Suddenly, the laughter turned to screams as hidious gory and machanical sounds are heard!
  • The Sign that said hide-out plopped down to reveil a sign for Slaughter house.

Present.

  • Deadpool: "Same as before, I claimed respondsability and EARNED my contract pay!"
  • Icky: "Well THAT was needlessly harsh!"
  • Deadpool: "Ya think that's bad? Wait till ya hear what I did to those Sheep Surprimest guys who's leader has serious bounties on him?"

Flashback.

  • Sheep Surprimest burged through a familier door!
  • Sheep Leader: "SURRENDER TO THE SHEEP MASTER RACE OF THE WORLD, OR DIE!?"
  • The Sheep Surprimests were surprised to have busted into a leage lair, filled with blank staring Leagers.....
  • Dr. Facilier: "..... YO RED DEATH!? WANT SOME LAMB CHOPS!?"
  • A roar was heard.
  • Sheep Leader: "...... Oh crap."
  • The Outside of the Leage lair, a huge exploudion was heard as sheep screams where heard!

Present.

  • Deadpool: "I claim respondsability again and I claimed the money. Alchourse, I desided to deal with the rest of the synicates my self since it felt lazy having circumstances kill off my contracts. And then, that's how we've met up. In fact, while your gone, I already called the contract makers for Chambers and told them to expect to hear about Chamber's death soon, and they told me to check my bank account after words. (Pong.) (Deadpool looks at his Iphone). AWWWWWWW YEAH?! I'M A RICH BITCH NOW?! WOO?!"
  • Lord Shen: "Ohhh.... I really hope your just making stuff up, Deadpool. Cause sometime soon, we're suppose to do our ambassitoring trip to Zootopia."
  • Deadpool: "That new disney movie about furries? Well, I hate to be the bringer of bad news here but..... It's real as all hell."
  • Tigress: "Do you even have proof?"
  • TV: "BREAKING NEWS?! DRAGON REALMS NEW YORK IS BEING RAMPAGED BY IMPS IN GOLDEN ARMOR?!"
  • Deadpool: "..... Whoop, there it is!"
  • Lord Shen: "..... UGGGH! It's a good thing contact is not made with Zootopia yet. Very well, you idiotic mercenary! We'll help you fix your latest blunder!"
  • Deadpool: "AWWWWWWW YEAH! Deadpool and the Lougers on a new world-wind adventure!"
  • Deadpool started to groove walk as this music plays.
McFadden & Whitehead -- Ain't No Stoppin' Us Now 1979

McFadden & Whitehead -- Ain't No Stoppin' Us Now 1979

  • Iago: "..... This, is gonna be.... One of those days."

Chapter 2: Overlord Strangle Rises :-0

Another song began to play.

  • (Deadpool^-^): "Awwwww yeah! It's time for a VILLAIN SONG!?"

Overlord Strangle and the Imps sang this.

123 SLAUGHTER ME STREET SONG (FOLLOW, GREET, WAIT, REPEAT) LYRIC VIDEO - DAGames

123 SLAUGHTER ME STREET SONG (FOLLOW, GREET, WAIT, REPEAT) LYRIC VIDEO - DAGames

  • (WB Deadpool): (As the song ended when Strangle used his gauntlet to destroy an entire building, as the debris brushed across any who were in the way)... "We're referenceing that stupid Slaughter Me Street game, really?"
  • (YB Deadpool): "On top of that, he's suppose to be a recently freed demon from a bunch of years ago, how would he know to sing this song?"
  • Deadpool: He's probably all-knowledgeable. Now, hit MY music!

(This music plays)

  • Deadpool: YEAH, TIME TO STOMP ON SOME BLOODY IMPS!!
MVC3 Deadpool theme

MVC3 Deadpool theme

  • Mimi: (As they watched Deadpool gruesomely beat down the Imps with his katanas and guns)... Wow, he really IS gruesome.
  • Lord Shen: Well, let's just fight and get to this Strangle guy! (The music played on as Deadpool put on some sweet gold DJ dance attire and changed his suit around and danced as an entire audience cheered, and his dance moves, combined with his skill, fought off the imps, and then the music continued and repeated, even once they finally corner Overlord Strangle)
  • Deadpool: (In girly tone) Oh, STRANGLLLLLE!!
  • Strangle: (Sees him) Ah, you really DO have a healing factor. And it's not like any I've ever seen before.
  • Deadpool: Yeah, it's pretty sick, I'll tell you! Now, meet the Shell Lodge Squad! The heroes who are going to help me kick your ass!
  • Strangle: "(Laughs)! How cute. You think these silly misfits are gonna-"
  • Icky: "(Holding a bomb) Hold this."
  • Strangle: "Oh, sure. (Grabs the bomb) Anyway, as I was saying-"
  • BOOM?!
  • Strangle was seen smokey and suddenly with a daffy duck bill.
  • Strangle: "(Straightsen up the bill) Alchourse you realise, this means war.... And where did this beak come from? (Snaps his fingers and removes the bill, restoring his true face). Now, are you fools ready for suffering!?"
  • Po: We were born ready- (Strangle smashed him into an ice cream truck with his gauntlet, as Po got covered in ice cream)... ICE CREAM!! (Starts licking himself) AAHKK! Hairball!
  • Tigress: Po! Are you okay?
  • Po: Yeah! I've been smothered by ice cream.
  • Lord Shen: Alright, that's it! (Attacks until he is hit by the gauntlet and lands into a thrift shop with metal pans, pots, and a giant gong which he hits) YAA-AA-AA-AA-AA-AA-AA-AAH!!... Ow!... How ironic!
  • Thundera: You just made a big mistake, amigo! (Casts lightning on him as he blocks it with his gauntlet hand and rebounds it back, as Thundera quickly dodged!) AY-AY-AY!
  • Skipper: Rico! (Rico takes out a chainsaw and jumps towards him)
  • Strangle: (Gets a telekinetic hold on Rico, takes away his chainsaw, and levitates it away as blazing was heard)
  • Guy: MY CABBAGES!!!
  • Strangle then flicks Rico straight into Tri-corn's re-election billboard as it starts to fall apart!?
  • Icky: "Oh that re-election billboard is not having a good time lately."
  • Imp #1: You know you could've just used that shredding thing to shred the penguin.
  • Strangle: Oh, I don't wanna kill them yet. I just wanna see how this plays out!
  • Skipper: Private, Kowalski, on me! (They both attacked as Strangle used telekinesis to freeze them in place and knock them into random places, Skipper into clown school, Private into an orphanage for badgers, and Kolwalski into a plug outlit!)
  • Skipper: "AGGHHHH!? SHENANIGANS!?"
  • Private: "AAAAAAAAAH!? BADGERS?!"
  • Kolwalski: "MAMA-MAKIN-BUTTER-BISCUIT-GRAVY-GRAVY-BONGOS!?"
  • Strangle: Oh please tell me these misfits can do better then that.
  • Deadpool: Oh, they're just beginning. They make other villain teams look like jokes.
  • WB Deadpool: Though they do tend to use magic, paradoxes, and/or villains being "Karma-Misfortunate" to solve all their problems. Heck, sometimes they're not even the ones who defeat the villains, that often goes to another hero.
  • YB Deadpool: What's the problem with that?
  • WB Deadpool: "I'm not saying I have a problem with it, I just felt like that they need to diverse in how they defeat villains. Their current standerds are becoming clishes, and clishes can hurt you badly if you over use them and-"
  • Deadpool: Not now, you two!
  • Strangle:... Well, then I guess you all will have to show me. (He pulls out his sword)
  • YB Deadpool: WHOA, THAT'S A BIGASS SWORD!!
  • WB Deadpool: Well, our asses are officially destined to be whooped.
  • Deadpool: Oh, let's see how he deals with THIS! (Randomly takes out a minigun as it rapidly fired at Strangle, but he used the sword to reflect them) BANG, BANG, BANG-BANG-BANG-BANG, BANG, BANG, WHAMMY-BANG, OH WILL YOU STOP PRETENDING YOUR FROM STAR WARS AND LET ME GUN YOU DOWN ALREADY?!
  • Strangle: Your revolutionized tiny lightning arrows are nothing compared to my power! (He charged towards Deadpool as he took out his katanas and started dueling with him until Strangle shattered his katanas)
  • Deadpool: Aw, dammit!- (He is struck by his gauntlet into a Taco Bell)... Ow!... How... Ironic!
  • Strange: You heroes are still pathetic. Honestly, can ANY of you mortals offer a proper challenge?
  • Susan: ".... How's this?"
  • Susan turned huge and punches Strangle in the crotch!
Juicy Karkass - Punch Em In the Dick

Juicy Karkass - Punch Em In the Dick

  • Strangle: "(SQUEAKY VOICE) OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!? I, DID NOT, ANPISIPATED THIS!?"
  • WB Deadpool: "YOWZA?!"
  • Strangle: "(Voice Deepens)..... Ok, this time I'm-"
  • Susan upper-cuts Strangle straight into the sky!?
  • The Imps gasped?!
  • Strangle crashes back down!
  • Susan:... Is that enough for you?
  • Strangle:... Oh... Don't think the cheapest of shots and an albeitly impressive upper-cut can truely be a harm to me. I am nearly-immortal, so it won't be easy to- (Collapsed on his knees)... Ohhh...
  • Imp #2: Sir, I think, you need the time to heal.
  • Strangle: "YES, I NOTICED! Imps, we must do a tactical retreat until I heal, so we can devise a MUCH better strategy!" (He took off along with the rest of the imps)
  • Deadpool: HEY, GET BACK HERE!! (Throws a grenade at him, but he was gone before it exploded)... Aw, piss!
  • Lord Shen:... Well, at least we beat him. As much as I'm glad your not able to be grosume with those weapons anymore, it's unfortunate to lose your weapons in battle.
  • Deadpool: Oh, yeah, that's sad. Good thing I carry spares. (Takes out spares and spins them)
  • Lord Shen:... Of course you do.
  • Melman: That was one of the craziest battles ever done to a single opponent!
  • Izzy: One of which we've never heard of before!
  • Deadpool: Well, he did say he was a worshipper of Darkspawn. Maybe he's one of those guys?
  • Merlin: I don't think so. He said he was nearly-immortal, so he might be a semi-Darkspawn at best.
  • Crane: I think it would be fair to say that we need answers about this guy.
  • Deadpool: "Well, I know some darkspawn offitianados that might-"
  • Lord Shen: "If your going to suggest the Villain League, then no! One, your a deserter to them, so they won't help! Two, we recently humiliated them badly when they tried to go after Shining Armor's and Cadence's baby, not to mention Mirage was severely injured from that fight, so they won't help! 3rd, if this being IS connected to darkspawn, that would run the risk of the leage wanting to include this guy into their ranks, SO THEY WON'T HELP!? AT ALL!?"
  • Deadpool: ".... Oh. Right. You guys don't like each other. Right. Well, you got any better suggestions, Misfits?"
  • Icky: "Well luckly for us, the Leage-Heads aren't the only darkspawn exberts in town."

The Darkspawn Museum.

  • Victor was seen drinking herbal tea.
  • The Lougers came in.
  • Victor: ".... Let me guess.... You came here about the recent demon attack, correct?"
  • Icky: "Yep. And you can thank Ninja boy here for being respondsable for it."
  • Deadpool: "Aw come on, guys!"
  • Victor: "..... You all barely seldom realise who you all are dealing with. (Stares angerly at Deadpool) (Almost angerly) You most of all, Ex-leager."
  • Deadpool: "What? It's just some over-compinstating badass-wanna-be named "Overlord Strangle"."
  • Victor slams his palms onto the table as his tea was dropped!
  • Victor: "YOU IDIOT?! Overlord Strangle is among the most dangerious devoters of the Darkspawn of all time?! He's so un-holy and powerful, he's considered worthy to be Chernabog's eventual successor should Chernabog be inable to continue his warpath and conquest in some way!?"
  • Deadpool: ".... Wait.... The Big C himself? The Bald Mountain guy? The dude assusiated with a classical orcitstra? Considered Mr. "Golden Armor wearing generic devil man" a worthy successor? But he's not even a Darkspawn!"
  • Victor: "BUT HE WAS VERY CLOSE TO ASSENDING TO DARKSPAWNHOOD HAD IT NOT BEEN FOR HIS EVENTUAL DEFEAT!? And by-the-by, you idiotic reckless mercenary, HE WASN'T ALWAYS A, quote-on-quote, "Golden Armor wearing generic devil man". He was once the most feared keyblading warlords of all time.... Borned from a tragity."

Flashback.

  • (Victor): "In the golden kingdom of Goldalar, there lived a powerful warrior king named Strang Lee."
  • (Deadpool :P): "SPOILER ALERT, HE'S STRANGLE AS A HUMAN, WASN'T HE!?"
  • (Victor): "..... Lougers, may I have permission to hurt your friend?"
  • (Icky): "He's more of an asshole guest we don't exactly hate, but we won't complain if real friends kicked his ass."
  • (Shifu): "But yes. You have our permission."
  • (Deadpool O.O): ".... Aw crap."
  • The Flashback scene started to shake as sounds of a beating was heard!
  • (Victor): "..... Anyway. As, I was saying.... Strang had the fairess and most beautiful daughter of all the world. She was also the most gentle and kind of all of the maidens. This earned her the title of Uniter Princess. Sadly.... She feel victim to the Mothrons."
  • The Mothrons are seen slaying the Princess!
  • (Deadpool ;)): "Oh hey, there's Mothman's cousins!"
  • (Victor): "(Smacks Deadpool)! AS I WAS SAYING!?.... Though the Mothrons failed in getting the Uniter Blade, they caused another Uniter to fall. And they broken Strang's heart...... And his sense of kindness."
  • Human Strangle turned angry.
  • (Victor): "He turned to Darkspawn-worshipping beings to earn himself power to bring down the Mothron race.... And at the price of his own soul.... He gotten it."
  • Strangle became as he is, along with his soldiers.
  • (Victor): "The Overlord has since made these beings his imp servants and commenced with attacking the entire world, to congure it, and turn it into a base for more conquest, until he knew, he was powerful enough to slay the Mothron race. His conquest, as well as gaining a gauntlet forged with dark Darkspawn magic that adds to his strength and striking power, earned him the name 'Strangle'."
  • (Deadpool -_-): Yeah, he told me he strangles his own opposing enemies with that damn thing. And MAN, can it pack a PUNCH!
  • (Victor): Well, his reign lasted quite a long time. He declared war on the Mothrons, and thus his forces fought hard against them. The war efforts were strenuous and thousands of lives were lost, all without the care of Strangle. All he wanted was his enemies crushed, and expected nothing more than to see them gone. Villages and kingdoms were lost. But it wasn't until his world's Mothron queen was killed and the Mothron colony on his world was gone, and his world was never bothered by them again. His revenge complete in some sense, Strangle felt that it wasn't enough. He knows the queen he slayed is only but one of the many devoted, and easily replaced if needed, followers of the far greater Mothron emperor, and knows the Emperor of the Mothrons will plot to correct the injustice that happened to them. So, it drove the Overlord to become stronger then even the home Mothron planet's armada. Strangle ended up getting worse when his own people ended up threatening not to support him anymore because of the aftermath of the Mothron War. So, he ordered his imps to have them enslaved and corrupted as they fought for him as tainted soldiers who helped expand his rule to more worlds in his quest to make his army stronger then all Mothron armies combined. More were killed, more civilizations were destroyed, for over 70 straight years, Strangle destroyed everything in his path.
  • (Shifu): "But obviously, this was not meant to last."
  • (Victor): "Indeed not... For eventally..... Heroes stood up to this." (Keyblade masters and purple dragons were seen opposing the imp forces and corrupt soldiers) The Ancient Keyblade Masters, as well as their Purple Dragon allies, began a campaign to end Strangle's diabolical tyranny. For half a years, their war devastated Strangle's forces, freed his slaves, and eventually imprisoned Strangle inside an angelic time crystal in a volcanic tomb that also blocked the imps home in the underground, never to be awakened again.

Present

  • Victor: But now, thanks to the leage's former gun trodding ninja, he has returned, and is ready to reestablish his order.
  • Deadpool: Oh, please, we can still end it. I mean, we forced him to retreat after all.
  • Victor: Yes, but that's only because he was caught off guard. He'll still heal and become stronger in time. He is immortal, but not invincible. However, even for the Purple Dragons and Keyblade Masters, who were more powerful than 10 Shell Lodge Squads, have had trouble ending his life. He is a master of combat, and is capable of the impossible. Chernabog intended for him to be the greatest fighter. That's the reason why they had to imprison him in a time crystal.
  • Fidget: So... What exactly is he intending to do next?
  • Victor: Well, as a creation of Chernabog, I'd say his first step is to complete the mission he was stopped from doing eons ago: Freeing Chernabog from Bald Mountain.
  • Po: WHAT?!?
  • Shifu: Oh, dear, I was afraid of that.
  • Deadpool: Oh, Mirage told me a lot about Chernabog. Chernabog is a guy you do not wanna trust with allegiance. AND he has a big superiority complex. He believes that the strong are those that will earn his trust, but those that fail, even only once, will be mere ants to him. And judging how the guy got his ass kicked by dragons and Keyblade dudes, I feel that Chernabog is not going to trust him.
  • Victor: Do not underestimate Chernabog. His personality is a complete mystery throughout the rest of the UUniverses. We never know what he'll feel about one of his recent apprentices coming this far to free him. And considering if he DOES go through a lot of effort to free him, then Chernabog might feel he redeemed himself, and accept him once more.
  • Merlin: Well, we can't just sit around and see what WILL happen. We have to stop him.
  • Skipper: Don't see how easy that will be considering he put up a good fight, and Victor says that soon, he won't be that much easier next time, so he'll be ready for another one of Susan's uppercuts.
  • Victor: Indeed. Plus, as you might already know, Bald Mountain is extremely off limits. But that won't deter the likes of Strangle. All he has to do is fly to the top of that mountain, and it's over! So he does NOT reach Bald Mountain.
  • Deadpool: Oh, we'll finish him before he even knows we did it.
  • Victor: As I said, he's able to handle teams that are ten times the strength of the Lodgers. The only way to defeat him is to outwit him. He's not like any other opponent you've faced. He can effertlessly defeat even a purple dragon of Malefor's power in battle. You'd better have a plan to hold him off and defeat him, because he's NOT going to be reduced to a joke like the rest of the villains you faced.
  • WB Deadpool: "That's what people normally say before the "Big Scary Villain" ends up being reduced to a joke anyway."
  • Victor: "AND DEADPOOL, PLEASE TELL YOUR FLYING MAGICAL BOXES TO BEHAVE THEMSELVES!?"
  • YB Deadpool: "Holy shit, he can see us too? I liked it better when only Deadpool and the Lodgers can see us."
  • Deadpool: "Hey, guys, just cool it. Komodo here is OBVIOUSLY pissed at me for doing something "stupid" here, so, don't give him another excuse to kick my ass."
  • Victor: This is serious! Strangle is not an easy opponent. He's defeated people like you before! He's not going to be easily deterred by you, and his imps would make sure everything about you is taken care of, including when you think ahead and call other heroes to help.
  • Deadpool: Bleh-bleh-bleh, your claims about that guy are starting to bore me.
  • Victor:... Are you even going to take this seriously? This is critical! Strangle is an opponent that...
Deadpool its so boring

Deadpool its so boring

It's So Boring <-(

  • Deadpool: (Thinks) (As Victor's words were drowned out into muffles) Oh no, there he goes again with that "Strangle is not to be underestimated" crap! (Random things happen as Deadpool couldn't take it anymore).... It's so BOOORING!... (He sobs)... (He takes his gun and shoots himself in the mouth)
  • Lord Shen: (Sighs) Retard!
  • Victor: ".... As much as I found him to be an annoyence, is he gonna be ok?"
  • Skipper: "Yeah he's fine. He's an unkillable mutant with a healing factor. He only did that cause he didn't wanted to be "BORED"! Continue."
  • Victor:... Well, if he's not going to listen, then you certainly will. You need to defeat Strangle however you can. He can turn heroes into jokes the same way you do with villains because he's been in experience with them for 70 straight years. He commands strategically, and will stop at nothing to reach his goals. You might wanna let the rest of the High Council know about this.
  • Icky: Oh, I'm sure they already know by now. Hell, I bet SOME of them know who Strangle is, and are hoping to call us and tell us what we need to- (SpongeBob's iPhone rings)
  • SpongeBob:... That's them now. (Answers) Hey, High Councilors! I take it you know about Strangle?
  • Yen Sid: Indeed. And I assume you found out about him through Victor?
  • SpongeBob: Pool of Visions?
  • Yen Sid: Pool of Visions.
  • Master Chao: We saw that everything about what he's intending to do has been explained, and are intending to stop him from reaching Bald Mountain and achieving his plan of ascending into an unstoppable successor for Chernabog.
  • SpongeBob: Yeah. Though, we were gonna talk to you about accessing the World of Fantasia, or maybe even Bald Mountain, to stop him.
  • Yen Sid: Bald Mountain is the exact place you MUST stay away from. Strangle is an opportunist, and would follow you to that place, beat you in battle, and free Chernabog. Your best chance of stopping him is to prevent him from leaving the Dragon Realms.
  • Icky: "I'm pretty sure he already did after we chased him off."
  • Master Chao: ".... Oh, ballocks."
  • Yen Sid: "Luckly, Strangle is a warrior that prefers to deal out potaintional problems first before getting to his goals. And thankfully, he would rather deal with you lougers first before he even dreams about freeing Chernibog. He's likely back at the world he was imprisoned in."
  • Icky: "Fair enough.... What is it though?"
  • Ignitus: "Alistadar. The once thriving neightbering Keyblader and Purple Dragon planet. Now, it's a mythical madhouse of creatures beyond even your wildist imaginations."
  • Icky: "So it's basicly a nastier Mythos huh? No probs."
  • Cynder: "And it's likely Strangle will expect us to reach him there."
  • Gilda twists her neck.
  • Gilda: "(Does some warm-up strenches) Then let's not disappoint him."
  • Deadpool: (His head fully-healed)... Whew! Is the boringness over?
  • Lord Shen: Just get to the van and we'll explain everything, dumbass.

Chapter 3: Quest of Awesomeness ^_^

The Space of Alistadar.

  • The Van was seen heading to The planet of Alistadar.
  • (Deadpool I(): "(Imimicing Willian Shattener) Space. The, final, Front-teer. It's blacker then, black dudes. More stars then, a, big hollywood blockbuster. It's, wrought with beauty and danger..... As in, sexy alien chicks. Man dreams, to, fly and make real estate in space for very, very childish reasons and-"
  • Lord Shen's voice: "WILL YOU STOP THAT?!"
  • (Deadpool X(): "AW COME ON, I ALWAYS WANTED TO DO A WILLIAM SHATTENER IMPRESSION?!"
  • Spongebob's voice: "Well it's getting annoying, so stop it!"
  • (Deadpool ^u^): "(Mimicing Spongebob) Stop it!"
  • Spongebob's voice: "Ohhhhhhhh no! Big Pink Loser taught me not to fall for that one again!"
  • (Deadpool DX): "GOD DAMN IT?!"

Alisadar.

  • The Van lands.
  • Deadpool comes out first in a space suit.
  • Deadpool: "(Skeeeeeeeh). It's one small step for man. One giant leap, for Deadpool."
  • Trixie bucks Deadpool to the ground!
  • Trixie: "..... Immature twat."
  • Deadpool: "(Skeeeeh). Houston, we have a problem, over."
  • Trixie groaned.
  • Tigress: "You'll be better off letting him live in his own little world."
  • Deadpool gets up.
  • Deadpool: "..... See, what did I tell ya? It's the exact place I took a quick little pit stop in. The same dead landscape. The same diamond in the rough ruins. The same-"
  • A Bat-Dragon snags Deadpool screeching!
  • Deadpool: "HOSTILE CREATURES?! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA (Fades) Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh............."
  • The Lougers stared at this.
  • Lord Shen: "..... Do we have to?"
  • Icky: "People would hate us if we even let a moron like HIM get screwed over."
  • Lord Shen: "..... Fair enough."

The nest of the Dragon Bat.

  • The Dragon Bat drops Deadpool in a nest, housed by Dragon Batlings and the bones of their past "Dinner Guests".
  • Deadpool: "Yikes! If you brought me to be a babysitter, then I'm sorry! Not in the job discribtion of the anti-hero mercenary!"
  • ???: "Ohhh, but they're not going to eat you....."
  • The Mother Dragon Bat and her children bow to a silluetted figure that walks from the enterence of a cave.
  • Deadpool: "..... Holy s***..... The zippy-doo-dah are you?"
  • The Silluette: "(Slowly reveils himself as an aged Mothron wizard).... I, am but an old hermit who hides in the shadows ever since my poor sister was lost to me many eons ago. She was a magnifisent queen.... May her black heart forever rest in the loving blossoms of mother darkness of Kingdom Hearts."
  • Deadpool: "..... Ohhh, your one of those "Moth-Ron" dudes. So, how did an old geezer like you managed to tame these lab exspeariments gone wrong?"
  • The Dragon Bat mother growled offended to that.
  • The Hermit: "Unsentient creatures know when they are in the presence of anything greater then them. From gods, to demons, to those that are TRUELY, devoted to the never-ending battles of Light and Mother Darkness."
  • Deadpool: ".... Yeah, how do dumb animals know when they're around super-powerful guys?"
  • The Mother Dragon Bat wanted to bite Deadpool's head off, but the Hermit held his hand to stop her.
  • The Hermit: ".... Simple, you un-enlightened servent to currentcy..... They can smell it."
  • Deadpool: "(Sniffs).... P.U.!? You reek of power all right! Powerful B.O.?! SUATAYA!? Girl, you need a bath?!"
  • Deadpool spins around the surprised hermit as suddenly the area turns into a make-swift beauty salon!
  • Deadpool is suddenly dressed as a salon worker with 60's hair and make-up on his mask.
  • Deadpool: "(Like a southern belle) Oh mah stars, Darling, (Held up to a confused but annoyed Hermit's hand), Just what are we going for here? The Locked up in a secret hiding hole Iraqis dictator Shaddam-look? Ugh! Luckly for you, I did and improved apawn ALL the stars! I did Katty, Shakira, Lady Ga-ga-Ohh-La-La, Nicolas "NOT THE BEES" Cage, I even attempted to re-create Justin Bieber.... You can tell how well that worked out. (Starts painting The Hermit's nails an embarrising Shade of Pink) A little nail polish here, (Starts clipping his clawwed feet) A trim there, (curls up his annteena) A little curlers is nice, (Starts applying make-up) Oh you need some nicer complexion, darling! (Finally finishes) Ohh-laa-laa, the ladies at the sock-hop are gonna be so jelly for you!"
  • Deadpool holds up a mirror to a shocked Hermit! He was given a hilarious make-over!
  • The Hermit growled angerly!?
  • Deadpool: "(Still Southern Belle) Now we just need to give you a bath."
  • Deadpool spins around the Hermit again and suddenly the scene turns into that of a folk's retirement home.
  • The Hermit suddenly sees he was in a washtub.
  • Deadpool was now a scandelly clad nurse.
  • Deadpool: "(Thick Germen accent) Now it's time for ze Sponge bath."
  • Spongebob and the Lougers arrived.
  • Spongebob: "(Boredly) All right Deadpool, we came to-"
  • Deadpool grabbed Spongebob!
  • Spongebob: "HEY WHAT THE-"
  • Deadpool covered Spongebob in alot of soap, disinfectent, and warm water!
  • Deadpool: "(Still in Thick Germen accent) Allright Mr. Scary Moth Man. It's time for your spongebath."
  • Spongebob: "HIS WHAT-BATH?! NONONONONONONONONONONONONONO! PLEASE NO!? ANYTHING BUT THA-"

The Scene was censored with a cute little Deadpool costumed kitten as Spongebob was heard screaming as scrubbing was heard. The title read: Due to the graphic nature of our ever lovable Deadpool using a children's icon to wash an old disgusting bug monster in many unpleasent areas, we deside that this was perfect to show off this cute kitten dressed as Deadpool, as well as to distract you with a quick commercel break.

A Gecko Love Tragedy

A Gecko Love Tragedy

  • Icky: (He came in as the Deadpool kitten returns) "What the- How the- WHERE DID THIS COME FROM?! (He was suddenly caught by a show cane that drags him away) UWAH!!"
  • Text: We now return to more Deadpool goodness.
  • Deadpool: "(Still in the thick Germen accent) Und, we're done!"
  • Deadpool drops Spongebob as he was shivering in fear and disgust.
  • Spongebob: ".... The sights I'll never unsee..... I need mental bleach."
  • The Hermit finally has enough and angerly blasts Deadpool into a trap bubble?!
  • The Hermit: "As much as I appresiate giving me a long over-due bath, (changes his appearence back to normal) I rather it be through my consent next time?! Though I will consider making you a slave someday. Maybe after I earned the Emperor's approval in finally capturing the new Uniter Princess AND the Blade! And hey, for what it's worth, (The Bat Dragon Mother, followed by a flock of Bat Dragons, blocked the Lougers' escape as the hermit turned to them), you did exactly what I wanted.... You lured the misfits to me... Though I would've liked it more without having you making a fool out of me!"
  • Icky: "I think Spongebob would second that notion, gramps."
  • Shifu: "Jallmadoor.... So you are still alive after all these years."
  • Jallmadoor (The Hermit): "Ahhhhhh..... I heard of you from my scouts...... Shifu..... The prodigy of Oogway himself. An ally to the Lightfly Queen. Say.... Where is that old turtle anyway? Is he having another tea party with the Lightfly Queen herself?"
  • Shifu: "(Solomly)..... Sadly...... He no longer walks amongst us."
  • Jallmadoor: "...... Ahh.... Yes...... So old age finally caught up to him..... (Chuckles)..... It took natoral mortal causes long enough. So that means, your now the one being entrusted with knowledge of the next Uniter Princess..... Then I suggest that, unless you want to join your turtle daddy in the afterlife, you'll surrender the infomation."
  • Shifu: "(Regains his composure) I owe it to the Lightfly Queen to NEVER expose that infomation to a Mothron. Espeically not one of the Mothron emperor's most powerful wizards!"
  • Jallmadoor: "Ahhh. Your dedicated to your albeit minor servitude to the side of light, Shifu. But even a mortal can't maintain loyalties forever. I'm about to teach you, that you should never trust mortals prone to primitive weaknesses and feelings and emotions to an immortals' job."
  • Shifu: "I think you'll find that I can be very well trusted with this know- (Clang) lllllllllllllllllll.......(Clang)...... Edge?"
  • A green glow was seen coming from Jallmadoor's cave.
  • Shifu looked in horror.
  • Shifu: "..... No."
  • Familiar music played as the figure of Kai comes out of the cave.
  • Shifu: ".... KAI?!"
  • The Five: "KAI?!"
  • Po: "NO?! OHHHHHHH NOOOOOOO-HO-HO-HO?!"
  • Shifu: "..... How, did you bring Kai back from the spirit realm!?"
  • Jallmadoor: "(Laughs proudly!) I didn't! That is a personal creation of mine. I harnessed the power of rampent darkness ooze of the planet and created a new breed of Heartless. I call them: Fear-Hearts. They are indestructable slime-beasts that take the form, the powers, even the personality, of the thing you fear most. And Shifu.... (Laughs)..... I'm surprise that your still afraid of Kai's return!"
  • "Kai": "Now that I'm back, I will take the chi of you, all the kung fu masters, the pandas, AND ALL OF CHI OF CHINA?! And this time.... Not even the Dragon Warrior can stop me."
  • Kai Battle-cried as he began to battle a fear-striken but still determined Shifu!
  • Tigress: "MASTER?!"
  • Tigress and the Five charged, but suddenly, a new Fear-Heart rose from the ground and tooked the form of Tai Lung!
  • "Tai Lung": ".... (Growls.)"
  • Mantis: "Oh no!? TAI LUNG BACK WHEN HE WAS ACTSELLY COMPIDENT?!"
  • Jallmadoor: "Ohh yes. You five still fear Tai Lung's former sense of self-compidence before he became a useless stooge of a silly extremest."
  • "Tai Lung": "Your deaths..... WILL BE LEGENDARY?!"
  • Tai Lung and the five began to fight!
  • Po: "Don't worry guys! I'll-"
  • Another Fear-Heart rose and became Evil Shen!
  • Po: "Are you kidding me?"
  • Jallmadoor: "Fear-Hearts don't kid! You are still fearful of the kind of bird Shen used to be."
  • Evil Shen: "(BRINGS OUT A BLADE) CHINA WILL BE MINE?!"
  • Po started to scream as Evil Shen tried to kill him!
  • Sir Hiss: "Now see here, you tasteless ruffian, I-"
  • A Fear-Heart formed the appearence fo Prince John as the shadow was seen.
  • Sir Hiss: "..... Oh no."
  • Sir Hiss looked at Prince John.
  • "Prince John": "HISS?! YOU EEL IN SNAKE'S SKIN?! (Brings out a piece of wood and aims to bonk Hiss on the head as Hiss slithers way screaming)!"
  • Sir Hiss: "HELP!? THAT MOTHRON'S STARK RAVING MAD!? (ECHOS!?)"
  • Kaa: "Now that's too far, buddy, I-"
  • A Fear Heart of Shere Khan appeared!
  • Kaa: "..... How predictable."
  • Mr. Krabs: "YOUR DANCING WITH THE CRAB MAN NOW, BUG!?"
  • Suddenly, A Fear-Heart takes a form that shocks Mr. Krabs!
  • Mr. Krabs: "NOOOOOOOOOO!? IT'S, IT'S.... IT'S!? A MIME TAX-COLLECTOR WHO WORKS FOR CHARITY!?"
  • A Mime dressed like a Tax-Collector holding a Charity Jar is seen.
  • Mr. Krabs screams like a bitch!
  • Mr. Krabs: "YOU'LL NEVER GET ME TO PAY ME TAXES OR CONTRIBUTE FOR AN ALBEIT GOOD CAUSE!? I DON'T THINK MY HEART CAN TAKE IT!?"
  • Mr. Krabs runs away screaming as the Mime chases him!
  • Deadpool: "One of our heroes, ladies and gentlemen. He commits tax evasion and, among others, is a cheap money-grubbing fool."
  • YB Deadpool: Kinda like you.
  • WB Deadpool: Except not as cheap as him.
  • Lord Shen: "....... THAT IS ENOUGH YOU MONSTER!? I WILL SEE TO IT THAT YOU ARE DESTROYED FOR THIS OUTRAGE?!"
  • ???: "(Laughs evily)! Assuming I don't destroy you first!"
  • Lord Shen gasped and turned to see that another Fear-Heart became Dark Shen!
  • "Dark Shen": "This time.... Your WHITE ASS IS MINE!?"
  • Lord Shen: "NO!? YOU STAY BACK!?"
  • Dark Shen and Lord Shen began to blade-duel!?
  • Squidward: ".... (Sarcasticly) Gee, I wonder what I'm gonna get?"
  • A Fear-Heart becomes A Giant Spongebob.
  • Giant Spongebob: "(Deep voiced laughs)!"
  • Squidward: "..... I should've known.... Well, might as well play along. (SCREAMS!?)"
  • Icky: "THIS GUY'S A SADIST?!"
  • Iago: "It's time for the old birdbrain charm to ultamately save the da-"
  • A Shadow forms around them, as the duo looks to see Jafar riding on a Sharptooth.
  • Iago: "...... Is that..... Jafar......"
  • Icky: "Riding on a Sharptooth?...... That's admitingly badass. Well played, psyco old moth guy, well played."
  • Icky and Iago ran screaming as a Maniacly Laughing Jafar rides the roaring Sharptooth after the duo!
  • More of the Lougers' personal fears began to take shape and form from the Fear-Hearts!
  • Jallmadoor laughed as his work unfolds.
  • Jallmadoor slowly walks up to Shifu being held down by Kai.
  • Jallmadoor: ".... Ya know, Shifu. Only you had the power to hold off the Fear-Hearts.... Otherwise.... They'll all be dead.... One, by one. It's your call."
  • Shifu looks fearfully as the Lougers are being over-wealmed by Fear-Hearts!
  • Shifu: "......"
  • Jallmadoor: "Ask yourself, Shifu? "Do I want my "family" to die, over a pipe-dream of the Lightflies?"? I do see the answer is very obvious, Shifu.... Your not Oogway. You would not have the heart to sacrivice them for a prophetcy!?"
  • Shifu lost his iron nerves and gaved in!
  • Shifu: "ALRIGHT!? ALRIGHT!?..... (A tear is shed)..... I'll tell you, everything you want to know."
  • Spyro: "SHIFU NO-"
  • A Fear-Heart Malefor smacks Spyro into the ground!
  • Shifu: "....... The Uniter Princess, is-"
  • ???: "SAFE FROM YOU?!"
  • Bright light forms around the area, causing the Fear-Hearts to screech in pain and agony!
  • Jallmadoor uses his wing to cover his face!
  • Jallmadoor: "AGGGAAAAAAAAAAAH!?"
  • Lord Shen: "..... The Lightflies?!"
  • Armored Light-Themed Butterfly people charged in with Kingdom Hearts-eqse bows and arrows!
  • Jallmadoor: "DO NOT LET THE LIGHT FLIES WIN, MY PETS?!"
  • The Bat Dragons charged after the Light Flies, but a familier Lightfly queen appeared as she flashed a brighter arua of light, scaring the Bat Dragons away!
  • Jallmadoor: "NO!? MY CREATIONS!? DESTROY THE MISFITS QUICKLY, BEFORE-" (All the Fear-Hearts were destroyed quickly by the Lightflies arrows!)... Crap!
  • Deadpool: Now THAT'S cool! (Cartoonishly pops the magic trap like a bubble and frees himself). And now time to exterminate the bug! (Takes out his katanas)
  • Jallmadoor: (Deadpool corners him) You fool! The Mothron race is immortal! They can't be harmed by mortal toys.
  • Deadpool: "...... Aw, damn it! Good thing I got my (Brings out god-like Katanas) GOD-KILLING KATANAS! (Talks like a salesmen) Works great with immortal beings too."
  • Jallmadoor: "AGGGH!? NO! STAY BACK!? I'M NOT READY TO JOIN MY SISTER IN THE EMBRACE OF THE DARKNESS OF KINGDOM HEARTS YET?! I DIDN'T EVEN GET TO LEARN OF THE EXISTENCE OF THE NEW UNITER!?"
  • Deadpool: "And it looks like your not about to.... Ever. MY REGUARDS TO YOUR HOPEFULLY HOT ALIEN BUG LADY SISTER?!"
  • Lord Shen: DEADPOOL, DON'T YOU DARE!!! Let the Lightflies deal with him! He's their responsibility.
  • Deadpool:... Oh, alright.
  • Sandy:... Huh?... Maybe he can be a nice guy after you get to know-
  • Deadpool: Buuuut just because I'm not gonna kill him doesn't mean I won't give him something to remember me by!
  • Jallmadoor: "WHA-"
  • Deadpool picks up a piece of Bat Dragon poop and shoves it down Jallmadoor's throat!
  • Jallmadoor: "AGGGGGGH!? THE UN-NATROL HYBRID OF DRAGON AND BAT FECES!? (Pukes all over the place)"
  • All Lodgers: AWWWW!!!
  • Lord Shen: "Alchourse!? If it's not death, it's humiliating torture?!"
  • Deadpool: "Hey just be glad that cause of TECNECALLY, this guy has zero bounties on him, so killing him would've been pointless."
  • Lightfly Queen:... Is he always like that?
  • Miguel: Yeah, that's Deadpool. Former Villain League enemy of ours, and an antihero mutant mercenary who kills for bad or good reasons just for riches. We're kinda stuck with him until we can stop this half-Darkspawn villain he unleashed for funsies.
  • Lightfly Queen:... I see he's one of those kind of fools.
  • YB Deadpool: Oh, here we go again with the accusations.
  • Deadpool: Guys, I think we should not worry about accusing anyone, acknowledge the fact that all is stopped, and get back to the REAL danger here.
  • Boss Wolf: As cruel as making an albeit cold-hearted mothman elder eat hybird crap was, I'm afraid he's right. Strangle is still around here and he needs to be stopped.
  • Lightfly Queen: "We'd offer our services, but the higher Lightflies only asked me to bring in Jallmadoor. He's guilty of tamporing with Darkness Ooze, something even his own people aren't fond of."
  • Jallmadoor: "Wha-WHAT?! SINCE WHEN?!"
  • Soothsayer: "The Mothrons have grown to become more, cautious, about celebrating their love for darkness ever since what became of your sister. That even means not messing with Darkness Ooze unless approved by your Emperor to do so. And, since you mostly did it in your self exile as a hermit...."
  • Jallmadoor: "...... (Nervious laughter).... In my defence, I'm, what you woud call, alittle old fastioned. I mostly came into existence in a time where we embraced Mother Darkness's Blood."
  • Deadpool: "Ok, why do you keep calling an abstract moral conspect a girl? Is that some kind of, freaky bug alien religen thing you moth dudes do?"
  • Jallmadoor: "I'd explained, but, (Lightfly guards grabbed Jallmadoor).... It appears I have involentery matters to attend to."
  • Jallmadoor was dragged away as the Lightflies vanished into Light.
  • Deadpool: ".... Ahh, it would've been boring anyway. So, guys, shall we resume our EPIC ADVENTURE?! (TURNS INTO ADVENTURE TIME FINN) ADVENTURE TIME!?"
  • The Lougers just stare....
  • Lord Shen: "..... Let's just hope what happened with the Mothron wizard was a one time thing and that he was the only left-behind here."
  • Boss Wolf: "I think the Lightflies would said something about that. It looks like we just ran into Jallmadoor by usual karma-mishap in thanks to... Deadpooler here."
  • Deadpool: "Ahh, don't thank me. Trouble is magneted to me like hot sexy babes."
  • Icky: Until they're deterred by that ugly face underneath that mask.
  • YB Deadpool: OOOHHHH, BURRNN!!!
  • Deadpool: Oh, I'm sure they don't mind.
  • Lord Shen:... I was actually wondering what was under that mask.
  • Icky: Oh, you do NOT wanna know. He looks like Freddy Kruger f***** a topographical map of Utah. He's got cancer, and the healing factor is the only thing keeping that from killing him. Though it makes him loopy and made him horribly disfigured, it still makes him tough to kill.
  • Lord Shen:... Okay, not wondering anymore, let's get back to the van, and have you lead us to where you found Strangle.
  • Deadpool: Oh, this is a big planet. How could I remember where that was?
  • Sandy: "You mean to tell me you don't remember the location of the place you freed a dark overlord from?"
  • Deadpool: "Yup."
  • Sandy: "..... You're an idiot."
  • Deadpool: "Who hasn't called me that these days, babe?"
  • Gilda: "People lucky enough to not know you yet?"
  • SpongeBob: HEY, ONLY I'M ALLOWED TO CALL HER THAT!
  • Deadpool: Oh, sorry, Mr. Candy-Conscience, she just reminds me an awful lot about Rogue. Attractive Southern accent and rowdy metaphors, crazy fighting moves, all that good stuff. But I'm not saying I like her when your fans are going to be crazy enough to ship you two. Plus, she's too furry in too many areas and too... Animally.
  • Sandy: Ain't like that stopped you from screwing around with any random girl you find, human, mutant, or otherwise. Hell, you date the personification of death.
  • YB Deadpool: Got'cha there, dude.
  • Deadpool: Okay, no more lovey-dovey business. ONWARD, MISFITS!? (Deadpool drumaticly walks).... By the way, guys, what was up with that whole "getting pwned by the slime monsters" biz? I thought you guys were unstoppable badasses.
  • Icky: "We know, our writing is inconsistent on how we handle villains. Just, just roll with it."

Chapter 4: Deadpool Gets More Annoying :-/

The Adventure suddenly gets interupted as a crudely drawn sign is seen.

  • (Voice): "And now it's time for, COOKING WITH DEADPOOL?!"
  • Claps are heard.
  • Deadpool dressed as a chef was seen.
  • Icky: (Comes in peeling into the scene) Whoa, whoa, whoa, wait a minute, what the hell is this s***?
  • Deadpool: "Don't worry, flappy-beak, this adventure thing is STILL going down. I just thought we ease up the tensions abit and have little ol' me teach you all how to make the ultamate food: A Taco-Chimichanga Rolled in a Pancake!"
  • Audience: "Ohhhh!"
  • Icky: (Sighs) This is going to get more annoying than how difficult it is to get rid of YouTube ads in videos that just have TOO MUCH of them.
  • YB Deadpool: I know, right?
  • WB Deadpool: We really should get back to the mission-
  • Deadpool: Democracy exercise, who wants to see me make this dish? (Everyone cheers) Anyone oppose?
  • Icky/WB: US!
  • Deadpool: I win, we do Cooking With Deadpool! (Everyone cheered) Thank you, thank you!
  • Icky: It's probably gonna taste like s***.
  • Deadpool: (Dramatic music played as an angered Deadpool turned his head at him, and smacked him into counters)... Alright, then! First you need.... (Brings out a vat of Taco Meat) A big'ol'pile of taco meat, (Brings out another vat of various ingredients), Chimichanga stuff, and, let's not forget, (Brings out a giant pancake) A pancake to roll them in. (Gets out a giant spoon for the Taco Meat) Now, it's impourent to roll the taco meat and chimichanga stuff throughly around the pancake and-"
  • Icky: (Hits him with a frying pan) HEY! I DON'T CARE WHAT YOU LOSERS THINK?! I KINDA DON'T SEE HOW MAKING A MUTANT HYBRID OF DINNER, LUNCH AND BREAKFEST IS THIS MORE IMPORTANT THAN CHERNABOG ABOUT TO BE SET FREE?!?
  • Deadpool: (Hits him with another frying pan) Oh, look at that, everyone, he doesn't want you to see how awesome this is!
  • Audience: BOOOOOO!!!
  • Icky: (Gets an unamused face as everyone chucked objects at him.) Ok, seriously, Deadpool, I don't even know how you even got these people in here?! Cause I have something of Kolwalski's that'll keep them pre-occupied until this mission's doneszo. (Then he took out a dimention cube and sucks everyone inside)... And I'll have to be sure Kolwalski wipes your memories of this mess afterwards to avoid personal controversey afterwords. As for you, Poolster, are you going to take this mission seriously, or am I gonna have to throw you out of the van and leave you stranded on this backwater world?
  • Deadpool: We're not even IN the van!
  • Icky: (Rips the entire scene off and cuts to the van)
  • Deadpool:... Touche, my one-shot Land Before Time Villain friend. Tou-She.
  • Icky: You know we CAN undo your little sitcoms because WE can break the fourth wall too. You've been causing a lot of trouble during our travel here.
  • Deadpool: (Tries to leave while laughing nerviously) Oh, come on, what have I EVER been doing? (Bumps into the rest of the Lodgers)
  • Shrek: Remember when you showed Donkey that awful porn fanfiction of me on your iPhone?

Cutaway

  • Deadpool: (Scoffed as something like this happened)
Family guy, Stewies reaction to "two girls one cup"

Family guy, Stewies reaction to "two girls one cup"

  • Donkey: Alright, what's this about Shrek being loved for life?
  • Deadpool: Just watch.
  • Donkey: And why are we taping my reaction?
  • Deadpool: Oh, trust me, it'll be very priceless.
  • Donkey:... Okay... This is about Shrek clearly... I... I don't...
  • ???: What are you doing in my swamp?
  • Donkey: He's not even IN it, silly... I... Wha... No!... NO!... (Deadpool scoffs)... Aah... AHHH!! AAAAAAHHH, WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?!? (Deadpool laughs) AAAAHHHH, AAAAAAHHH!!! OH, GOD, I'M NEVER GONNA LOOK AT SHREK AND FIONA THE SAME WAY AGAI- OH MY GOD!!! (Deadpool laughs)... Oh... Oh, my God! AAAHHHHH!! (Deadpool laughs hard)... Oh, God, that is disgusting! Oh, my God! I thought you said it would be priceless!
  • Deadpool: It was! And it'll be funny to listen to this every day! (Plays the recording)
  • (Donkey): He's not even IN it, silly... I... Wha... no!... NO!... (Deadpool scoffs)... Aah... AHHH!! AAAAAAHHH, WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?!? (Deadpool laughs) AAAAHHHH, AAAAAAHHH!!! OH, GOD, I'M NEVER GONNA LOOK AT SHREK AND FIONA THE SAME WAY AGAI- OH MY GOD!!! (Stops it)
  • Deadpool: HAH! Priceless! (Laughs until Donkey kicked him in the balls) D'AAAAOOOOOGONG!!!
  • Donkey: (Leaves) SHREK!
  • Deadpool:... Oh... I think he popped something that time!
  • YB Deadpool: Oh, you can heal that right back.
  • WB Deadpool: But to be fair, you were sort've asking for it.

Present

  • Bubbha: And you did put Alka-Seltzer into Pervis's soda can 5 minutes ago.

Cutaway

  • Pervis: (He burped extremely loudly as the van shook, and everyone moaned at the smell)
  • Deadpool: SCORE!! (Laughs)
  • Everyone: DEADPOOOOOOOOLLL!!!!

Present

  • Lord Shen: And then you ended up turning our spa into a dump.

Cutaway

  • Mimi: I need a bubble bath!
  • Girl Sora: So do I!
  • Sandy: Me, too! I need some relief after that insane crap Deadpool- (They were surprised to see what Deadpool did to the spa, as there was garbage, food, and spilled herbs everywhere)
  • Deadpool: (This happened when a certain song played on the intercom) H-Hey! This is my jam!
  • WB Deadpool: You can't sing!
Deadpool I am crazy ,crazy for feeling so lonely..

Deadpool I am crazy ,crazy for feeling so lonely...

Crazy for Wrecking the Spa <-)

  • Deadpool: (Deadpool stopped as he saw the girls)... Oh... Snap.
  • YB Deadpool: BUSTED!
  • Deadpool: Uh... I... Uh... (Gets a chimichanga) Chimichanga?

Present

  • Lord Shen: You're starting to become a nuisance to us with your shenanigans.
  • Deadpool: Can't you take a joke? (Everything paused until they threw Deadpool out of the van as he bounced down a hill Scrat-style and swearing with censored beeps until he laid flat on his front in the dirt)
  • Lord Shen:... Thank goodness, he's gone fore- (Deadpool teleported right back)
  • Deadpool: Oh, you can't get rid of me that easily. How do you expect me to redeem myself when you abandon me and leave me stranded on this world?
  • Icky: Oh, we did that to make sure you learn a lesson. We knew you'd come back, so I suggest you behave, or we're gonna have to take this seriously.
  • Lord Shen: We do not have time for your shenanigans. We have a powerful villain to stop here, and we would like it if you cooperated, because WE NEED TO FIND WHERE YOU CAME ACROSS STRANGLE!!!
  • Deadpool: "OK OK OK! Your bird friend pretty much ruined my cooking show anyway, so, fine! You see, I'm half-sorry I didn't remember where I saw Strangle because, well, the place was relitively boring! I forget boring things!"
  • Lord Shen: "Alchourse this has to be the blasted work of selective memory!"
  • Deadpool: "I mean, I do remember meeting Strangle, don't get me wrong! But that was because it was exciting to meet someone new!"
  • Soothsayer: "It's obvious we need to travel back into Deadpool's mind and memory in order to learn of Strangle's location."
  • Patrick: "Pfft, yeah right! And where are you gonna get two idiots like me and Spongebob to do that?"
  • Silence....
  • Spongebob: "..... Oh nice one, Patrick..... Uh, please don't take Patrick seriously! (Laughs), He, doesn't tend to think correctly and-"
  • Deadpool: Hey, it's your crossover show, so it's about time you two did something useful.
  • SpongeBob:... (Sighs)... Great, Patrick!
  • Patrick: Oh, come on, buddy, where's your sense of adventure? I'm sure it's not that bad in that head of his.
  • Deadpool: Yeah, about that... Everytime, when a few ghosts wanted to possess me, they ended up getting out because what they saw in there was, and thy quote, 'too crazy and too graphic'. But considering how brave you two are at going directly into a perfume department and getting intoxicated... Eh, I'm sure you can handle it.
  • SpongeBob:... Soothsayer, PLEASE tell me he's lying!
  • Soothsayer: I looked into his mind already, and I can say for certain that he's telling the truth. What I saw in there was.... Disturbing.
  • SpongeBob: And you're certain WE can handle this?
  • Soothsayer: I see enough potential in you that you can resist whatever goes on in his subconscious.
  • Patrick:... Let's do it!
  • SpongeBob: (Gulps)
  • Sandy: I think I should go with you. I have a feeling that, given their low intelligence, they won't get through this without help. And as a Texas girl, I can't be scared that easily.
  • Soothsayer:... Then are you ready?
  • Sandy: Yep.
  • Soothsayer: Very well. (Does a spell that causes SpongeBob, Patrick, Sandy, and Deadpool's eyes to glow yellow)

Deadpool's Subconscious

  • Sandy, Spongebob, and Patrick appeared in a room filled with recreations of Deadpool's past victims, including Mr. Chambers talking.
  • Deadpool as a teacher was seen clinging his glass to get their attention!
  • Deadpool: "(Sounding Sofisicated) Allright, everyone sit down, quiet down, listen up. I brought you all here to recite the annual obituaries. Like Every Year, we'll start with A, and we'll end with Z. Alright, is the band ready?"
  • A Deadpool band is seen.
  • Frog Voiced Deadpool: "Ready."
  • First Deadpool: "Alright, hit it, Toad Short Deadpool."
  • A short Mario Bros Toad-like Deadpool: "And a one, and a two."
  • Music starts to play.
  • Spongebob: "....... Ohhhh...."
  • Sandy: "..... Dirty....."
  • Patrick: "Barnicles."

This song plays as the Teacher-dressed Deadpool sang and started to slaughter the thought recreations of Deadpool's victims.

Creature Feature - A Gorey Demise lyrics

Creature Feature - A Gorey Demise lyrics

  • Spongebob and Patrick started shocked......
  • Sandy: "..... Let's move on."

Later...

  • SpongeBob: (The three walked through twisted slums as Deadpools were seen everywhere) Where are we, Patrick?
  • Patrick: I don't know, but it's a real dump.
  • Sandy: Just stay close to me, I have a strange feeling that this place could get dangerous quickly.
  • ???: I KNOW, RIGHT?!? (Two Deadpools, both with yellow and white glowing eyes were seen)
  • Patrick:... Are you two the-
  • YB Deadpool: Yep, we're Deadpool's inner voices that take the forms of bubbles.
  • WB Deadpool: And what you said about this place is true. A lot of this crap is crazy.
  • SpongeBob: How do you tolerate chaos like this? (Suddenly, it started raining money as everyone got nuts and started a grabbing spree)...
  • WB Deadpool:... Yeah, Deadpool has a lot of s*** in his head.
  • YB Deadpool: But it can be a lot of fun sometimes.
  • Sandy: Uh... I have a feeling that his friends in the Marvel Universe are gonna be in here as well, because we... Kinda have a rule against them appearing.
  • WB Deadpool: Oh, don't worry. They have their own territory where the Deadpools can have fun with them like stealing the X-Men's Blackbird for joyrides.
  • ???: YIPPEEEEEEEEEE!!! (A large black jet flied above)
  • ???: DEADPOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLLL!!! GET BACK HERE, BUB!!!
  • WB Deadpool:... Yeah, just keep the camera off those guys, and let's never speak of them.
  • Sandy:... So... Do you know where we can find his memory to where he found Strangle?
  • WB Deadpool: Yeah, the thing is that it's being guarded by a harem of sexy fan ladies that are all manifestations of all the babes Deadpool got laid with over the years.
  • YB Deadpool: And they're all great to interact with. But they don't take kindly to NON-Deadpools like you... Unless you're fellow babes. So... I guess we CAN loan you one of our extra costumes.
  • Sandy:... You're kidding me? We have to wear Deadpool costumes?
  • YB Deadpool: Yeah, those girls are real killers when hunting down non-Deadpools and non-females. Hell, some of them are mutants, and thus their powers are outrageous.
  • WB Deadpool: So, yeah, you're gonna have to.
  • Sandy: But I'm a babe. Deadpool said I was like that Rogue character, and I'm pretty sure a girl like her is in this place, too.
  • WB Deadpool: It wouldn't work because Deadpool doesn't like you fully. So come with us, we've got costumes fit for your bodies.
  • Sandy:... Tar-tar sauce!

Later...

  • Sandy: (The three were seen in Deadpool costumes)... This... Is... Embarrassing.
  • Patrick: "But it's protective embarassment."
  • WB Deadpool: "Yeah, it's not enough to just have you guys be all, looking like a Deadpool..... You also have to act like Deadpools. Those ladies know fakers when they seen them. Just ask that unlucky recreation of a mafia member Deadpool hunted down for a contract once."
  • A Skelliton with a Deadpool mask and a mafia suit was seen.
  • Skelliton: "All I said was I took life too seriously, and I got my ass kicked. And I was skinned! All this to protect his "boring" memories?"
  • Spongebob: "...... Yikes. Wait, wouldn't it be easier to just ask you guys to get it for us since YOUR Deadpools?"
  • YB Deadpool: "Yeah, see... Here's the thing... We kinda got kicked out of there for a few weeks because..."
  • WB Deadpool: Yeah, we ended up causing an accident that almost destroyed the front party room.
  • YB Deadpool: That Negasonic Teenage Warhead chick's humps packed a punch that could do more harm than good.
  • WB Deadpool: So we can't enter that place without guidance of other Deadpools, or the King Deadpool would have us penalized greatly.
  • Sandy:... (Sighs) Well, this is gonna be crazy. We have to enter a party room with a lot of half-naked ladies who kill non-Deadpools and non-chicks?
  • WB Deadpool: Well, one of them knows where the key to what you're looking for is. But she'll give it to you if you either have sex with her, or if you add a good-enough compliment.
  • SpongeBob: Then I vote the compliment!
  • WB Deadpool: That's the wisest choice. Now let's go. (They both entered as a party room with similar setup to this was seen, with Deadpools doing the many things seen in this video)
Deadpool's pool party with the girls

Deadpool's pool party with the girls

Gurl Powr OO

  • Sandy:... Well, obviously something like THIS would be in Deadpool's wonderland.
  • Girl #1: Hey, you two, you know you're not welcome here.
  • WB Deadpool: Oh, it's okay, we're being accompanied by more Deadpools. See?
  • Girl #1:... Ew! They look freaky!... And freaky enough to keep an eye on you two. I don't want his party to be ruined by a crazy humping frenzy.
  • YB Deadpool: Oh, don't worry about it, babe! (Slaps her butt) We'll be just fine!
  • SpongeBob:... So... Where is this girl?
  • WB Deadpool: In the VIP section.
  • Patrick: What's a Vip?
  • Sandy: It means Very Important Person, idiot! Surely someone like YOU would know that after all we've been through.
  • WB Deadpool: Just follow us. But just be careful, the guy who runs that section is a little... Rough. (They see the guy as a buff Deadpool)
  • Sandy:... Of course he is.
  • YB Deadpool: Oh, you'll be fine. Just think like a Deadpool.
  • SpongeBob: So, basically be a fourth-wall breaker?
  • WB Deadpool: And a sexpot who kills. But don't worry about the killing thing, there's loopholes around that.
  • YB Deadpool: Like when you kill someone as in an owning or burning. And trust me, you'll need to pass the Deadpool test in order to get access to that place.
  • Sandy: Do we HAVE to?
  • WB Deadpool: Either that, or you have to... Well... (Whispers in Sandy's ear)
  • Sandy: OH, HELL NO, I AIN'T DOIN' THAT!!!

Later...

  • Buff Deadpool: (His eyes engorged cartoonishly as Sandy revealed her breasts at a censored-enough angle as SpongeBob was aroused as well)... Well, Miss Deadpool, you've certainly proven your worth. You may enter.
  • YB Deadpool: See? Nothing to it.
  • Sandy: (With clenched teeth) Do you two have any shame?!?
  • WB Deadpool: Shame hardly exists here. Even nudity is allowed here. Now let's go. (They approached the lady)... Tequila, you're looking pretty groomed.
  • YB Deadpool: And your boobs still look nice.
  • Tequila: Flattery doesn't make up for your actions, you two. State your business.
  • WB Deadpool: Well, this is a matter of important business. We need the key to Deadpool's memory banks.
  • Tequila: What for?
  • YB Deadpool:... You promise not to get mad if we tell you?
  • Tequila: I only wish to try.
  • WB Deadpool: (They whispered something in her ear)...
  • Tequila:... Hmm... Well, I suppose that is important enough. Very well. Here you go. (She hands them a key) Just return it back to me when you and your 'Deadpool Friends' are done.
  • SpongeBob:... You're not going to kill us?
  • Tequila: Oh, I'm just the most recent addition to this place. That's why I'm in VIP. I'm a 20-year-old Deadpool had sex with just yesterday.
  • Sandy:... Did he wear a-
  • Tequila: Yes. Even Deadpool isn't crazy enough to mess with STDs like AIDS and herpes.
  • Sandy: Just needed to make sure.
  • Patrick: Is cancer a STD?
  • Sandy: Nah, cancer is just an abnormality in cells, and it can happen to anyone.
  • Tequila: I wish you the best of luck out there. (They all left)
  • Sandy:...So we didn't have to add a compliment?
  • WB Deadpool: Usually, VIPs are different when it comes to being first arrivals. We hardly knew her, so we didn't know that all it took was telling the truth.
  • SpongeBob:...Well, at least we got the key.

Later...

  • Sandy: (As the three were still wearing the costumes, but had their masks off)... Well, I can't believe that I had to-
  • YB Deadpool: Oh, please, you won't be embarrassed. Embarrassment is rarely existent here. (Inserts the key into a small computer, and an Internet modem sound was heard as something was displayed in the computer)
  • WB Deadpool: Alright. Let's see what coordinates we need to go to on this world....

Replay of when Deadpool first came to Alistadar.

  • A First person-persective of Deadpool was seen.
  • Patrick:... Wow, it's kinda like a first-person shooter.
  • Sandy: Yep.
  • Deadpool: "...... Wow..... This place is amazing.... Yet dumpy. (Turns to see ruined cities and migrating creatures).... It has a bit of a Jurrassic Park Lost World to it."
  • A roar was heard.
  • The FPS Deadpool turned to see a Four-Armed Nandi Bear charging after Deadpool!
  • Deadpool: "HOLY SHIT, IT'S AN AFRICAN PIONEER'S WORSE NIGHTMARE?!"
  • Past WP Deadpool: I don't think Africans ever got to be pioneers.
  • Deadpool: Yeah, my line skills aren't that good sometimes.
  • FPS Deadpool turns and runs away!
  • Patrick: "Are we in the right memories?"
  • WB Deadpool: "They always start with the exciting memories first before the boring stuff kicks in."
  • The FPS Deadpool was seen heading torwords a scary Skulled-Face Volcano.
  • Deadpool: "OH WHAT IS THIS, SKULL ISLAND'S ONE NIGHT STAND WITH MORDOR?!"
  • The Roar was heard as the FPS Deadpool turned to see the still persueing beast!
  • Deadpool: "AGGGH!?"
  • FPS Deadpool pulled out his sword, stabbed himself with it, and pulled out his liver and tossed it, causing the unfazed beast to turn it's attention away to get to it!
  • FPS Deadpool turned and resumed running as suddenly, it was seen that he fell into a pit as several anichent arcitects were seen.
  • Deadpool: "(GOOFY SCREAM!?)"
  • Patrick: YAAAAAHHHH!!! WE'RE FALLING!!!! (FPS Deadpool was able to use his katanas to cling onto a rock wall and safely land in some ancient catacombs) AAAAAAAAHH!!! AAAAAAAAHHHHH!!! AAAAAAAHHH!!
  • SpongeBob: Patrick!
  • Patrick: Huh? Are we dead?
  • Sandy: We were never gonna die. We're seeing the past in Deadpool's eyes.
  • Deadpool: Where are we?
  • WB Deadpool: Hell if I know. We're probably in some ancient catacombs.
  • Deadpool: Yeah. (He looks down as they see a long way down into alligator-infested waters)... Alright... We gotta get across this... Long drop... Somehow.
  • WB Deadpool: (It soon goes out of the FPS as bubbles started forming) Any ideas?
  • YB Deadpool: Think, think, think!
  • WB Deadpool: Wait, do that again!
  • YB Deadpool: Do what?
  • WB Deadpool: THAT!
  • YB Deadpool: Ohhh...
  • WB Deadpool: We can use our bubbles...
  • YB Deadpool: To jump across! (Chuckles)
  • Deadpool: (Back in the FPS) Well, isn't that handy?
  • Sandy:... Did that actually happen?
  • WB Deadpool: Pretty much. (Deadpool jumped on the bubbles and reached the other side)
  • Patrick: How convenient.
  • SpongeBob: Now let's keep watching to be sure where we need to go once we reach that Skull Volcano.
  • Deadpool: (He walked around until he saw the bright light)... OOOH, BRIGHT!!!
  • WB Deadpool: And this is when we found Strangle. (Takes out the key as everything went off)
  • Sandy: Alrighty, that means we just need to find a Skull Volcano and go in the same directions.
  • Patrick:... But how do we get across that big gap?
  • Sandy: It ain't hard to have Deadpool do his bubble trick again.
  • SpongeBob:... Thanks for the help, guys. I think we've got all that we need here.
  • YB Deadpool: Good luck out there, guys.

Reality

  • Sandy: (Their eyes stopped glowing as they were back from stasis)... Whew! That was a rather crazy experience.
  • Spongebob: "And I thought the second movie was one davy jones' locker of a trip! And it had an all-powerful space watching dolphin in it! But Deadpool's mind? WOOO! And Plankton said the inside of my mind was crazy."
  • Squidward: "And argueability it still is."
  • Deadpool: Was it worth the weight?
  • Sandy: Yeah. I mean, you had everything dedicated to you in that noggin of yours.
  • Patrick: You had some pretty ladies in your head, too, and Sandy had to show a VIP guy her-
  • Sandy: SAY IT, AND I'LL RIP YOUR HEAD OFF, AND DO IT TO THE NEXT 100,000 REGENERATED HEADS!!!
  • YB Deadpool: Wait, that starfish can regenerate too?
  • WB Deadpool: Yeah, sea stars can regenerate. Though, that WOULD mean 100,000 new Patricks since that's how they reproduce.
  • Sandy:... DAMMIT, THAT'S RIGHT!!!
  • Patrick:... She showed him her breasts! (Sandy ripped his head off, and threw it outside as that ripped off head regenerated into a new Patrick, albeit naked, who laughed until being consumed by a Roc)
  • Lord Shen: Well, I guess something like that be required for the mind of someone like Deadpool. I bet even the likes of Maleficent couldn't comprehend what goes on in his head.
  • Marty:... Speaking of the Villain League, how did you end up joining? Like, why were you a part of King Arthur's knighthood in the first place? You are CLEARLY the oppiste of what Camelot stands for.
  • Deadpool: ".... I was mainly placed there because the Producer liked the clips from that very obscure animated Wolverene film about my little known first debute, along with the Hulk and a few other guys."
  • Marty: "How about a non-post-modern reason, man?"
  • Deadpool: "...... Well..... I got in because I, kinda albeit invertingly.... Saved Camelot from being wasted by this dickcheese dark magi dragon."

Flashback (Pre-Spongebob Adventures)

  • A Black Colored Magi Dragon was seen attacking Camelot.
  • Black Magi Dragon: "(EVILLY LAUGHS), EVIL LAUGHTER, EVIL LAUGHTER, EVIL LAUGHTER?!"
  • (Squidward): "He actselly said that?"
  • (Deadpool ):() "Hey, I'm telling a story here! Anywhoozie, I was only there chasing a netourious medevil thug name Thuggus."
  • A Medevil crook was seen running from a Pepe Le Pew hopping Deadpool. This crook was obviously Thuggus.
  • (Deadpool :I): "You see, Thuggus had serious bounties on him by the Camelot underworld for stabbing a crime leader in the back.... Litterally. I was gonna earn some serious dough for killing this guy."
  • Deadpool pounces onto Thuggus!
  • Deadpool: "READY THY ASS, THUGGY! CAUSE MY SWORD'S GONNA POP INTO IT LIKE HOW MY PENIS POPS PUSSIES?!"
  • Thuggus: "OFF OF ME, MAN FROM THE SKY!?"
  • Thuggus kicks Deadpool off and resumes escaping, but the Dark Magi Dragon grabs him and holds him over his jaws!
  • Black Magi Dragon: "I SHALL FEED!?"
  • Thuggus: "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!?"
  • In Slow Motion, the Black Magi Dragon drops Thuggus into his mouth!
  • Deadpool: "(Slowmotion) No, that was MY killllllllll!?"
  • Things returned to normal as The Black Magi Dragon laughed evily again!
  • (Deadpool ):(): "I desided that I wasn't gonna take being robbed of MY bounties laying down!"
  • Deadpool: "HEY ASSHOLE!?"
  • The Black Magi Dragon looked confusingly at Deadpool.
  • Deadpool: ".... NOT COOL MAN?! I WAS HIRED BY MEDIEVIL CRIMELORDS TO KILL THAT GUY YOU JUST ATE!? BECAUSE I WASN'T THE ONE WHO KILLED HIM, I CAN'T GET THE MONEY?! So, I'm gonna have to compinsate that by WASTING YOUR SORRY DINOSAUR ASS-KISSING PENIS SUCKING BUTT?!"
  • Black Magi Dragon: "(Chuckles)..... You dare threaten Magulous, the destroyer of kingdoms and unity, and the creation of the late Mang Cobra, over something as petty as you not being respondsable of ending that morsel of a human's life. (Grabs Deadpool). You are barely even worthy as an appitiser.... But I bet you will taste wonderfully. (Aims to eat Deadpool)."
  • Deadpool: AAAAHHHH!! (He was eaten)...
  • Magulous: Delicious!... Ohhh... Wait... What the... (Suddenly, katanas protruded from his belly) YAAAAHHHHHH!!!... (Deadpool carved his way out of his stomach)
  • Deadpool: HAH! Nice try, jackass! But I've been eaten by many things before, and I always find a way out. (The Magi Dragon plopped to the ground dead)... Next time, don't f*** with me! But hey, at least I got to kill Thuggus! (Takes out a stabbed Thuggus)
  • WB Deadpool: What a way to go. (Deadpool turned around and saw King Arthur and his men)... Oh... Hello!
  • King Arthur:... You... You saved us!
  • Deadpool: I did?
  • King Arthur: You slayed the mighty Magulous! He caused so much trouble for us throughout the years until you finished him for us! What is your name, noble warrior?
  • Deadpool:... Uh... Deadpool?
  • Knight #1:... Odd name.
  • YB Deadpool: Hey, it's awesome!
  • King Arthur: How would you like to be a proud addition to our knighthood?
  • Deadpool: Well, I actually came here for this guy.
  • King Arthur:... Oh... Well...
  • Deadpool: But I guess I could give it a try.
  • WB Deadpool: Okay, join a band of knights? Why are you-
  • Deadpool: (Whispering) Look, I'm just going to see how this plays out, then I'll decide whether to betray them or not. It'll be fun to do such a thing.
  • Knight #2: Who are you talking to?
  • Deadpool: Nobody. I'd be honored.
  • (Deadpool :-)): And I found it great... For about 10 weeks. I ended up finding out that these guys were charity cases! They expect nothing in return! These guys were boring! I wanted out! I could've just as easily quited, but....
  • Deadpool one night was entangled by Dark Cynder along with a gang of familier villain silluettes.
  • (Deadpool o-o): "..... Cyndey and the other guys convinced me and the like-minded Ruber to.... "Quit" with sytile. And as we all know..."
  • Deadpool: Hey, wanna see how indestructible your skull is? (Shoots Sir Lional and ends up leaving with Ruber)

Present

  • Deadpool: So that's how I ended up being Scroop's new partner... That is until I realized that being a demon-worshipping villain was boring too, and so I just left Scroopy crying home to mommy.
  • Icky: "Seriously? You became a knight by accsident because one of the leage's monsters messed with a thug you wanted to kill for money? Why didn't WB Merlin warn Arthur that you're a complete mess?"
  • Deadpool: "He did. In fact, it was on the week before I met with Cyndey..."

Flashback.

  • King Arthur: "Deadpool, Merlin has brought to my attention that your rescuing of our kingdom may've most likely been.... Circumstantial. It's obvious that Magulous's slaying was only because he interfeared with your assassination mission on the criminal Thuggus."
  • Deadpool: "Uh, that's what I've been trying to tell you guys for the past nine weeks! But you were all so happy to be rid of that dickish dinosaur abomination that, I didn't complained anymore."
  • King Arthur: ".... It has, opened to new concerns that it means your ascension to knighthood has been.... Rash based on being too glad to be rid of Magulous. However.... That doesn't mean we want to send a warrior like you loose, only to end up being used by another more, dishonest master. Anyone capable to slay Magulous was clearly a powerful warrior. You can be dangerious in the wrong hands. That is why, your knighthood status will still stay, but not as a symbol of honor. It'll be a symbol of making you repent for your sins as a freelance assassin, and reform you. There are many dangerious beings and creatures beyond even this world that would more than love to turn someone of your, unenlighten way of thinking into making you serve them instead of the side of light."
  • Deadpool: "YOUR SAYING I'M NOT ALLOWED TO LEAVE!?"
  • King Arthur: "I know this world is obviously not your home, considering you process weapons unfamilier and even almost legendary here. But I have been insisted by the man 'Nick Fury' that you are to stay here because the netourious Villain League has gained an interest for slaying one of Mang's creations, the forementioned Magulous. They quickly figured anyone capable of slaying Magulous is of worth to them. They will make you repent for interfering with them and their pursuits of conquests. This is for both your own good, Camelot's safety, and that of the UUniverses'."
  • Deadpool: "D'AWWW, NICK BALDY FURY PUT YOU UP TO IT!? CRAP!? That guy has it out for me cause of my shenanigans!?"
  • Sir Lional: "Considering of what I heard of you, I blame not of his disire to have you stay here."
  • Deadpool: "I, Ga, But, AWWWWWWWW?! It's bad enough you guys are charity cases, but, GAAAAAH!? EXCUSE ME WHILE I GO THROW A TEMPER TANDRUM IN MY ROOM!?"
  • Deadpool stomped out like a moody teenager while all Knights judged him. All, but Pre-Spongebob Adventure Ruber, who smiled and twitched.
  • Ruber: "(Quietly) You made it all to easy for Cynder, Arthur, in your haste to try in making it hard."

Present.

  • Shifu: "So, your betrayal to the Knights of Camelot is merely out of desperation to escape S.H.I.E.L.D's punishment upon you?"
  • Deadpool: "Yeah! Trust me, I was otherwise not into that "Demon freeing" stuff, I just didn't wanna turn into a charity case?!"
  • Spyro: "It's fine you didn't wanted to be made into someone your not, but the problem is, the person you are now is something Arthur and Nick Fury were right to try to control and change. In fact, thanks to the League being able to work around it with Ruber, their fears were justifived."
  • Deadpool: "I eventally quit, didn't I?"
  • Cynder: "(Solumly) But not without having an infamy in many worlds during your League-ship."
  • Deadpool: ".... Uh, what's with you, dragon babe?"
  • Cynder: "What's with me? WHAT'S WITH ME?! I took advantage of your desperation and made you worse than you tecnecally are already!! At least before your inclusion to the League, you were more of a violent if provoked nusience than a true threat!! It was my fault ever unleashing Magulous there in the first place! I ruined your already tainted reputation with League status?! In my own phathic desperations to get back Mang Cobra, who I considered a father!"
  • Deadpool: "...... You know your a dragon and he's a multiheaded mutant snake, right?"
  • Cynder: "WELL I CONSIDERED HIM THE CLOSEST I HAD TO A FATHER AT THE TIMES BECAUSE...... I'm orphaned. A while ago, I discovered my parents were taken by salamander beings of an Alternate UUniverses while I was slaved away by a race of baboon people with a serious war-mongering hate against my kind, yet hypocritcally they wanted to use two of the most dangerious ones to do our kind in! I, was among that two?! I ended up ruining everything as Dark Cynder! You in a way mere among them?!"
  • Crane: "Now, Cynder, Deadpool already has a bad reputation as a reckless mercenary, being an ex-leage member is HARDLY that damaging to him. If anything, some people thought his reputation was too bad for even them to accept, and when the events of the Power Rangers crossover happened, peope were not at all surprised Deadpool is not at all devoted to leagership."
  • Cynder: "I STILL FEEL AWFUL FOR DOING THAT TO HIM?! EVEN IF HE WAS MORE THEN CAPABLE OF RUINING HIS OWN LIFE, I.... I...."
  • Cynder started to cry.
  • Deadpool: ".... Aw shucks, I can't stand a girl crying. Even if I can't fuck the girl cause of those damn beastiality issues."
  • YB Deadpool: "Didn't stopped Ruber though."
  • Deadpool: "Ruber was a mentally-unwell psycho! I once saw him rape a female moose?! I still can't unsee that!?"
  • WB Deadpool: Well, dude, consider yourself lucky that Fury, as a technical anonymous and minor High Council member for granting the UUniverses Prison 42, didn't have you punished for causing this much trouble. He sort've considered you good enough on your own since that Power Rangers fiasco.
  • Deadpool: And that black Samuel L. Jackson wannabe Cyclops better not forget it! He's allowed HIS way of life, and I'm allowed mine! So, if we're done with the drama-show, you guys know where we're supposed to go?
  • Patrick: Yeah, some Skull-Shaped Volcano.
  • Mr. Dodo: Did you get the EXACT coordinates?
  • Computer: Skull-Shaped Volcano... Searching results... Match. Mt. Lavaskull, eruption in May 1769 caused devastation of ancient city of Dragonblood.
  • Deadpool: (Looks at the picture)... Yep, that's the one I remember seeing.
  • Lord Shen:... You couldn't remember such a specific detail like that?
  • Deadpool: Nope.
  • Lord Shen:... (He throws him out as the same Scrat-based censored beep-style fall was seen, only lasting longer and had a more comedic edge as he splashed into some water as he gurgled) ...3 ...2 ...1 ...(Deadpool teleported back)
  • Deadpool: Okay, that was uncalled for, jerko.
  • Lord Shen: I just needed to vent out some stress. And that fall of yours was amusing enough.
  • Mr. Dodo: Already got the coordinates for Mt. Lavaskull. (They flew off)

Mt. Lavaskull

  • Said Mt. Lavaskull was seen.
  • The Van flew torwords it.
  • Deadpool's voice: "I'm still saying it looks like a one-night stand between Mordor and Skull Island."
  • Icky's voice: "Yeah, I'm gonna side with you here. Only except Orcs or King Kong, it's an army of Imps and King Choker."
  • Deadpool's voice: It's Overlord Strangle.
  • Icky's voice: I know, it was an insult. (They approach the hole that Deadpool fell in)
  • Po: Oh, boy! How are we gonna get down there?
  • Sam: Seems much to small for the van to enter.
  • Deadpool: Don't worry, I got this! (Used his katanas to slide down the wall and to the bottom. Then he did this, inflating an incredibly-large bounce house)
DeadPool Bounce house fun

DeadPool Bounce house fun

A Bouncy Landing 'o'

  • Deadpool: WHEW! Bounce house, check! (He started bouncing in it) Boing, Boing, Boing, BOING, BANANA, BOING, BOING, Boing, Boing, BOING, BANANA! (He was repeating the same words as it was heard by the Lodgers)
  • Lord Shen: THERE'S NO TIME TO WASTE, DEADPOOP!! WHAT'RE YOU DOING DOWN THERE?!?
  • Deadpool: JUST JUMP DOWN! I'VE SET UP A SAFE SURFACE FOR YOU TO LAND! AS FOR THOSE OF YOU THAT CAN FLY, JUST COME DOWN!
  • Crane: Well, let's see what he's got! (The aerial Lodgers flew down)
  • Sparx:... WHOA, THAT'S A BIGASS BOUNCE HOUSE!!!
  • Lord Shen: A what?!? (He glided down and saw)... Seriously? A bounce house?
  • Deadpool: I'm sure it'll work. COME ON DOWN!
  • Tai:... Are you sure?
  • Deadpool: IT'LL BE FUN! COME ON AND DROP DOWN!
  • Lord Shen: BUT NOT ALL AT ONCE!!
  • Joe: What'd he say?
  • Po: I think he said 'all at once'.
  • Lord Shen: NO, NO, NO, NO, NO- (Everyone jumped as they landed, though despite landing safely, they blew out the bounce house)
  • Skipper:... Okay, then. It's clear what we have to do next.
  • Lord Shen: If you're suggesting we fix the bounce house and play with it, then NO, cause we've had too many delays! We've got an overlord to stop!
  • Rico: AWWW!!
  • Skipper: "I was gonna suggest we resume the mission, Generalisimo."
  • Lord Shen: "I- Wait, you were?"
  • Skipper: "Alchourse I was. You need to trust your troops more othen, general."
  • Lord Shen: I was just thinking ahead. You guys tend to stick to characteristics, and that distracts us.
  • B.O.B: Now all we need to do is get across this gap.
  • Ginormica: Eh, I got this. (Jumps down to the chasm, and before the alligators below could get to her, she transforms into her large form, and scares off the alligators)... There we go. Now I can escort you guys to the other side.
  • Deadpool:... I always did like big girls.
  • Ginormica: (Opens out her hands) Alright, pile on, everyone, couldn't be easier.

Later...

  • Merlin: Sucks that my wand is still broken for the time being.
  • Ginormica: (Is able to grab hold and climb to the ledge as she returned to normal size) Oh, we'll get it fixed hopefully before our ambassador trip to Zootopia.
  • Deadpool: Well let's get going. Strangle is not going to stop himself.
  • ???: HEY! (An imp had spotted them)
  • Imp: WHAT'RE YOU DOING DOWN HERE?!?
  • Deadpool: (Shoots him to the ground) GOD, he scared me! This is why they're so annoying. They pop up out of nowhere. Now let's get to that tunnel.

Later...

  • Cynder: (They find shattered crystal fragments)... I take it we're here?
  • Deadpool: Yep. And my best guess is that it's where Strangley-Doo-Dah is hiding.
  • Crane: I assume this was the home of his imps?
  • Deadpool: Yep. So you guys will have to be on your toes. Just stick with me, and we'll have that son of a devil defeated in due time. (They headed inside the cave)

Imp Catacombs

  • Deadpool: (They all got into a hidden spot as they saw that the imp home cave was large and had vast heights and Darkspawn-like architecture)... Very tacky.
  • WB Deadpool: Eh, Darkspawn architecture for ya'.
  • Tigress: We need to get to Strangle without being spotted by those imps.
  • Deadpool: I don't think stealth is an option here. Imps are basically everywhere. Why I bet there's imps waiting to knock us out right now- (Imps were seen knocking the Lodgers out with sleeping gas) HA!? SEE, I TOLD YA!?
  • Sparx: What the... Are they sleepy? (More Lodgers got knocked out, all except for Sparx and Deadpool)
  • Deadpool/Sparx: NOOOOOOOOO- (They were knocked out)

Chapter 5: Strangled O.o/Off to Fantasia :D

Strangle's Stronghold

  • The Misfits and Deadpool are held in cages.
  • Deadpool: "..... Told ya being stealhy was impossable."
  • Spongebob: "I KNOW BEING STEALTHY DIDN'T HELPED US OUT THIS TIME, DON'T RUB IT IN!?"
  • Huge laughter was heard as Strangle slowly walked down.
  • Strangle: "I anpisiated you misfits would show up. You even showed up quicker then I expected. I kinda figure you would all venture around the planet almost aimlessly until you chance apawn this place by sheer luck. But you came early."
  • Icky: "Well we have three of our members take a trip down ninja boy's memorylane to basicly cheat-coded our way here."
  • Strangle: "Ahh.... You used the stupid one as a guide.... Impressively reshorceful. Even dispite your capture I am not gonna underestimate you all. I don't believe in being, as one would say, "A sore winner". Even as a demon, I don't like to rub in the faces of my enemies on how I congured them in the end.... The thought of losing to me, is painful enough. They don't deserve petty insults and mockery."
  • Icky: "I take it your also smart enough to not go bond villain on us?"
  • Strangle: "By that, I assume you mean explaining my plans to you? Yes. But not just that but because.... (Chuckles).... I have a sinking suspition that I'm abit predictable to you servents of the High Council.... Oh yes. My demon senses sensed some of their influence on some of you. Some of you are even members. You all likely already know of my wishes to free Chernibog to help me both congure the universes, AND get revenge on the Mothrons."
  • Spyro: "You can thank Victor of the Darkspawn museum for that."
  • Strangle: "But even he did not explain how am I gonna do it. That much I'll keep to myself, for, as priorly established, I won't go, "Bond Villain" as you said."
  • Po: "You shouldn't be doing what your trying to do, Strangle. We were told of what because of your daughter, one of the original uniter princesses. It sucked it happen, but you shouldn't've allowed it into turning yourself into someone your not. You used to be a great warrior king."
  • Overlord Strangle: "..... Your sympathy, though minorly appresiated, does not change my fate. Try not to waste more such words on me. It is obvious to anyone at this point that it's too late for me. The man who used to be human, is gone. Slain, replaced, and consumed, by a being of pure hatred, revenge, and violence. Redemption is impossable to me. The closet mercy I deserve, is to be destroyed. It's a fate, that awaits ALL of the Darkspawn's successful creations."
  • Shifu: "Destruction is not a sole act of stoping you. Simply returning you back to your prison, is effectent enough."
  • Overlord Strangle: "And what? Risk another idiot like (Points to Deadpool) him freeing me? It's likely Alistadar will become known after these events."
  • Merlin: "The High Council will make coming here restricted. And be warned. Once you get imprisoned, you will be garrentied to stay imprisoned this time."
  • Shifu: "We'll even make the entire area of Mt. Lavaskull forbidden to make it more absolute."
  • Overlord Strangle: "You mean, assuming you all will even leave here alive? You will sooner join the souls of the lost before becoming the next lucky group of heroes to actselly stop me. As for me? My minions and I will simply congure some powerful enough worlds to eventally invade The world of Bald Mountain. And I have heard of plently of powerful worlds. Kratos. Futurasia. Equestia, dispite it's deceptively cute and weak nature. I even have heard of an entire alternate universe. I shall congure these, among others yet to be mentioned, to build an even stronger corrupted army to surpass even the strongest of the High Council's forces."
  • Deadpool: "Excuse, but, what ever happened on not going bond villain here?"
  • Overlord Strangle: "(Laughs), I didn't say I wasn't gonna be honest with you. You all know I'm a conquest lord and know what conquest lords do. We congure. I was merely being honest. And all I said was how I was gonna congure Bald Mountain. I still didn't reveil on how I free Chernibog."
  • WB Deadpool: "He has you there, D.P."
  • Deadpool: "..... Good point."
  • Overlord Strangle: "Now, to prove a rare moment of mercy, you are all sentenced to life imprisonment in this very place, forever dangling by these cages. As for myself.... Well..... I got to get to work."
  • Cynder: NO! I REFUSE TO STAND BY AND WATCH AS YOU HARM INNOCENT LIVES!!! (Changes into her Avatar Cynder form and smashes the cage open)
  • Strangle:... Alright, whose brilliant idea was it to put them in a weak cage?
  • Imp: "But but but but but but, THOSE WERE THE STRONGEST CAGES WE HAD!?"
  • Strangle: "(Takes a closer look at a piece and saw that it was old and rusted).... It's obvious it's lost it edge through lack of use. You will have to be punished for failure of seeing such an ineditablity! Such short-sightedness befalls even the greatest of warrirors and lords?!"
  • Imp: "Wait wait wait wait I can always learn from my mis-"
  • Stangle stomps onto the imp to death.
  • Deadpool: "Yikes! And I thought MUDOK was abusive to the help."
  • Avatar Cynder: Even then, it doesn't matter how strong your cages are. The power of my transformation is powerful enough to shatter them reguardless of time making them softer. Now you shall feel our wrath!
  • Spyro: Wow, Cynder, you must be really upset after that revelation about Deadpool and the knights of Camelot.
  • Avatar Cynder: "Yeah my depression is, an ironic motivater."
  • Strangle: Hmmph! I see it won't be easy to put you Lodgers down for good. All but more proof that you all are indeed far more worthier challnages then expected.... That means I can no longer handle you all with children gloves.
  • Tai: May that teach ya not to judge a book by it's cover, Lord Generic! (All the Digimon digivolved into their basic forms)
  • Togemon: You're going down, Strangle!
  • Strangle: Is THAT supposed to scare me? Darkspawn have no such fears!
  • Imp: "But your a non-spawn, sir."
  • Strangle: "I know that, I was just saying that I don't imtimidate easily and-"
  • Togemon: NEEDLE SPRAY!! (Sprays needles at him as Strangle stopped them and rebounded them with his telekinesis)
  • The Needles miss the Lougers, while Icky gets a comical reaction of almost getting nailed in the crouch!
  • Birdramon: (Screeches and uses Meteor Wing as Strangle collapsed them magically into dust)
  • Ginormica: Okay, this is going nowhere! (Turns gigantic, and tries to kick him again, but Strangle then grabs her foot)
  • Strangle: Did you think I wouldn't expect THAT again? (Flies up with her, and then pile-drives her into the ground as she transformed back into her normal size)...
  • Susan: "....... Owww."
  • Strangle: (Strangle flies up) I may no longer think your phathic, but I still expect better then that. A true challnage always offers new stragities every time. How about a REAL challenge?
  • Spyro: Alright then, we'll attack together! (All the Lodgers attacked with everything they got, and they apparently destroyed Strangle)
  • Sparx:... HAH! We did it! In your face, devil-horns!
  • Max CAT: HEY, POKEY, YOU CHOKEY, YOU REALLY FAILED YOUR DUKEY! YOU'RE NEVER GONNA WIN, WE KICKED YOUR DARKSPAWN KABOOTY!!- (His eyes cartoonishly engorged as Strangle was still standing).... Uh, oh.....
  • Strangle:... Urrghh!... That really hurt... Now that's more like it. But at least I'm still strong enough to fight and heal from this!
  • Deadpool: Okay, I've got something special for that healing factor of yours! (Takes out a new sword) Carbonadium sword! It can nullify healing factors. Useful for killing all your Wolverines and Saberteeth since 2012. Good damn year for cinema.
  • Strangle: Oh, that sword won't work forever. I'm not an easy opponent to stab. Your last blades were proof of this. (Takes out his sword, and the two started to duel with their sword, all until the carbonadium sword was shattered)
  • Deadpool:... F***!!!
  • YB Deadpool: Odd, that usually works for opponents with healing factors.
  • WB Deadpool: But Strangle is a half-Darkspawn whose fought heroes for 70 years.
  • Deadpool: ".... OK, I, AM AT A CERTAIN POINT RIGHT NOW THAT IF I ENDED UP BEING HUMILIATED BADLY BY A GENERIC DEVIL MAN AGAIN, I AM GONNA GIVE HIM FORTH-WALL BREAKING HELL FOR IT?!"
  • Strangle: Well, then I have to make sure that doesn't happen then. That such alloy you referenced can be useful for ME! I can use it to put YOU down!
  • Deadpool:... You WOULDN'T!!!
  • Strangle: Don't underestimate my willingness for such! (Takes a shattered fragment of the sword and starts to levitate it into spinning, then hurls it at Deadpool, who dodges it, and ends up getting chased around by it)
  • Deadpool: MOMMYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!
  • Lord Shen: (Scoffs).... I know, I shouldn't laugh at an ally being in mortal danger, but.... Deadpool is more of a rude guest we're forced to put up with so, I believe this counts as a loophole to that rule!
  • Spyro: Guys, he's weakened! Another barrage should put him down!
  • Greymon: THEN WHAT'RE WE WAITING FOR!! (They all attacked again, but this time, Strangle was prepared as he flew away and evaded the attacks until they were all exhausted)
  • Strangle: Are you all finished? In all fairness, it would've helped alittle better if you didn't took the time to talk about your attacks and, well, just attack. Seriously, you have no idea, how many warriors in my day ended up dying cause they flab their gums away about attacking. It's both dangerious, AND unprofessional. That's why I only speak when I am not attacking.
  • Spyro:... Need... More... Power gems!
  • Strangle: But I'm afraid you would not be able to take this lesson to heart. (Prepares his gauntlet) Then prepare to die!
  • Deadpool: HEY, DOUCHE BAG!! (Deadpool ends up leading the carbonadium shard toward Strangle's back, but he ends up catching it)
  • Strangle:... Did you think that would work, Deadpool?
  • Deadpool: NOW! (The Lodgers used up the last of their attacks to weaken Strangle even more)
  • Strangle:... Walked... Right into... That one! Oohhhh!.... See how much more successful, you all are, attacking first and talking later?
  • Spyro: Your reign of terror has come to an end, Strangle! It's time to send you back into your prison!
  • Strangle:... You think... You've weakened me... Enough? (Gets up, though barely) Well, you're wrong! (Magically glows in an aura that accelerates his healing)...
  • Phil: D'OH, curse his magic! You would think he'd be too weak to do that!
  • Icky: "Oh don't act like we never pull shit like this."
  • Phil: "...... Good point."
  • Merlin: Though I sense that it has drained some of his power. His magic level is weaker now.
  • Strangle: How observant of you. But I'm still powerful enough to get the job done. Besides, I've got better things to do than to waste my time with you fools. I've got a rightful darkspawn king to release. At least you powerful Lodgers have exhausted your power, and will need a lot of time to recover. But I at least congradulate you all for giving be an entertaining fight in a long time. I'll eventally seek you all out for a final rematch should you survive a little, "insurence" meant to keep you all from returning to be a problem to me again. In the meantime, I'll have enough time to finish this myself. Good luck getting to Fantasia in time. (Teleports away in a fire-colored pulse of magic)
  • Spyro:...Can we get there in time?
  • Lord Shen: Indeed we can. With our teleportation beacon, which has long been fixed, we can take our van there and stop him before he has time to free Chernabog.
  • Max: Thank goodness, I thought we were gonna be beaten right then and there if Cynder had not shattered our cage.
  • Deadpool: Good, I could use a little Disney magic to prepare.
  • WB Deadpool: How does Disney magic make you prepare for a fight?
  • Deadpool: It invigorates me, and gives me something to let my stress out. Especially since he shattered the sword I used to kill the entire Marvel Universe before it was undone by Marvel Studios.
  • YB Deadpool: Yay, dancing flowers and beautiful fairies!
  • SpongeBob: To the van! Top speed!

Dragon Temple

  • Lord Shen: (He activated the teleportation beacon as it was hooked into the van)... Alright, the van is ready to go.
  • Merlin: (Taping up his magic wand)... Hopefully we'll have magic on our side this time... Though it can often be as useful as Ron Weasley's wand when it broke in the Chamber of Secrets.
  • Icky: So it's basically going to backfire on you?
  • Merlin: Oh, my wands don't do that. It just means I can't do any major spells like teleportation or breathing in intolerable environments. My spells will only be useful at a small amount.
  • Iago: Well, at least it's good to know we still have magic.
  • Lord Shen: Now then, are we ready?
  • Mr. Dodo: Ready to go. (Starts up the van)
  • Kowalski: Now, the beacon will only work when we activate hyperspace. It'll sends us directly to Fantasia. We don't need to go into space for it to work, but we need to make sure we're in a safe location to do it, like the sky.
  • Mr. Dodo: Easy enough. (They fly the van at a high enough altitude)...Alright...activating hyperspace...now! (They end up zooming into teleportation)

World of Fantasia

  • SpongeBob: (They teleported directly to a familiar forest)... Huh?... This place looks familiar.
  • Sandy:... Ain't this the forest that the Sprite from Fantasia 2000 created and lived in?
  • Sam: Oh, yes, we were stranded here once, and that's when we first met her. Sure, she didn't know who we were and got excited when she found out, but at least it was a great introduction.
  • Viper: Isn't that her over there? (They saw her fighting off Strangle's imps near the Firebird's Volcano)
  • Mantis:... What're Strangle's imps doing here?
  • Shifu:... Oh, no! I think I got a good idea what.
  • Deadpool: Oh, I've seen Fantasia 2000, and I think I have a pretty good idea, too.
  • YB Deadpool: That last musical with the Sprite was too sad for us.
  • WB Deadpool: Yes, they must be trying to free the Firebird for Strangle.
  • Icky: "OH, OF COURSE?! THE SAME FREAK THAT WASTED RADIENT GARDEN AND HALF OF THE FOREST OF BAMBI'S HOME IS NOW BEING DRAGGED IN BY STRANGLE BUTT AS HIS "INSURENCE"?!"
  • Iago: "Yeesh. When he said he's not handling us with kid gloves anymore, he wasn't just trying to scare us with the possability that he's not fooling around anymore."
  • SpongeBob: We need to get down there and help her!
  • Mr. Dodo: Already on it! (They landed the van and got out in combat stance, and the Sprite was happy for their return)
  • Spyro: Hey, Sprite, I'm sensing you're in a bit of a jam.
  • Cynder: Long story, someone's trying to free Chernabog.
  • Sparx: This guy must want to free the Firebird as a close ally to keep us busy.
  • Merlin: Well, not on our watch!
  • Merlin was barely able to summon a boulder and used it against the Imps!
  • Imp: "HOLY SHIT, LOOK OU-"
  • A Bowling Strike sound was heard as Imps were sent flying by the boulder!
  • Deadpool: "(Was seen in a bowling shirt, bowling shoes and was on a bowling table) STRIKE, MER-MER! Three more rounds of generic demon bowling and we can come home with the thropy!"
  • Lord Shen: "CAN YOU PLEASE ACTSELLY CONTRIBUTE IN FIGHTING THESE ABOMINATIONS OFF?!"
  • Deadpool: "Fine fine fine! Yeesh!"
  • Shifu: Don't let any of them touch the center of the volcano! (Merlin begins to levitate some of the imps that were able to reach the Firebird structure in the center of the crater)
  • Deadpool: Yay, it's fighty time, fighty time, blood, blood, blood!!! (Slices and dices the imps one-by-one as the Sprite was shocked)
  • Icky: Yeah, that's Deadpool, the one we got roped into. You'll get used to him, babe. (The Sprite shivers, and just created a grassy perimeter across the Firebird structure which prevented anymore Imps from reaching it, but it wore off due to the Firebird aura)
  • Imp #1: EEHEEHEEHEEHEEHEEHEEHEEHEE!! Doesn't work inside the crater for long! In fact, I feel that the Firebird is starting to sense some commotion up here. (Tremors occurred as the Sprite panicked)
  • Merlin: Oh, boy!
  • Spyro: Hold on! (Goes into the crater, and unleashes an Earth Fury, which barricades the entire crater with rocks and debris) That should hold the beast off! (The Sprite was relieved, and continued using her powers to fight off the imps as all this was seen by her elk father, who ended up being confronted by an Imp)
  • Imp #1: Aw, how cute, an elk! It'll make a nice coat for Strangle! YAAA- (The elk charged him away) WAAAHHHH!!! (He crashed in the distance)
  • Lord Shen: (More tremors were heard)... Oh, God! The commotion is starting to disturb the Firebird! There's no way we can stop this without magic support!
  • Merlin:... Well, I guess I'll have to try a magic spell powerful enough to ease the Firebird's release. But it might take about 5 minutes and a lot of effort since my wand is still broken.
  • Deadpool: Just do it! I don't wanna be melted by that freaky bird's lava vomit! (The Sprite was disgusted by those words)
  • Merlin: You guys, in the meantime, try your best to lead the imps as far away from the volcano as possible, because the tiniest bit of violence can disturb it more.
  • Sandy: How in tarnation are we gonna do that?!?
  • Deadpool: I'll take care of this! (Slaughters all the imps in one swoop with amazing moves)
  • YB Deadpool: SOOOOO JUICY!!! (The Sprite and the Lodgers were shocked at the display of violence that went on for 4 minutes and 30 seconds)
  • Deadpool: (All the imps were killed as Deadpool stood in victory)... Ahh... There's nothing like the smell of blood in the morning. Smells like... Victory. (More tremors were heard)
  • Kowalski:... I think that might've made it a tiny bit worse!
  • Deadpool:... MERLIN, PLEASE TELL ME YOU'RE READY!!!
  • Merlin: (Was singing this in his own head)
TFS - I'm Charg'in My Attack

TFS - I'm Charg'in My Attack

Starting at 1:12

  • YB Deadpool: DUDE, WE HAVEN'T GOT ALL DAY, JUST USE THE DAMN SPELL!!!
  • Merlin: Not done yet! It's only been 4 minutes and 58... DONE! (At a split second that the Firebird was about to be free, Merlin blasted his sealing spell which imprisoned it back inside as the Sprite was shocked in ultimate fear, and worried for the end)...
  • Deadpool: (The Sprite opened her eyes after a while to see that it was complete with only a tiny puddle of lava left, and she fell flat to the ground in relief) Relax, babe, that lava-vomiting bird is still back where he belongs.
  • WB Deadpool: That was... Too close.
  • ???: YOU FOOLS!!! (Another imp was seen)
  • Imp: You think you've won?!? Well, you're wrong! The boss has already reached Bald Mountain, and is already preparing to free his master! And he's pretty damn close, too! He's still working on the incantation required to do it! You'll NEVER make it in time- (Deadpool shot him dead)
  • Deadpool:... We'll see about that, you annoying little bug.
  • YB Deadpool: He's not a bug.
  • WB Deadpool: I think he means it in the meaning of 'bugging'.
  • The temors return.
  • Deadpool: "AW SERIOUSLY!? ONE ACT OF FIRING MY GUN COUNTS AS VIOLENCE!?"
  • Lord Shen: "..... DEADPOOL YOU BLASTED IDIO-"
Disney's Fantasia 2000 Firebird Suite

Disney's Fantasia 2000 Firebird Suite

Skip to 2:43

  • Throughtout the song, the Firebird chases the misfits and a girly screaming Deadpool around in simular fastion to how it went in Fantasia 2000.
  • Deadpool: "GUYS, I THINK WE LOST IT!?"
  • Icky: "I SMELL IT'S BRIMSTONE!? CLEARLY NOT?!" (The Firebird with a lava-face appeared shrieking at them as they screamed)
  • Lord Shen: GET TO THE VAN, GET TO THE VAN, GET TO THE VAN, GET TO THE VAN!!! (They found it as the Sprite was brave enough to protect it in a barricade of trees as she got them to come over)... Huh?... Always thought she'd be a little more scared that the Firebird is destroying her home.
  • Deadpool: WELL, IF IT'LL GET US OUT OF HERE, I'M ALL FOR IT!!! (The Sprite brought them the van as they took off in it, the Firebird vomiting lava at it as it dodged) WE'RE ALL GONNA DAAA-HAA-HAA-HAA-HAAAIIIIEEE!!! (Deadpool jumps onto Shen)
  • Lord Shen: Get off me, you idiot! You started this!
  • Deadpool: Hey, I thought the Firebird was trapped deeply I the volcano, and even one gunshot wouldn't disturb it enough! Merly, what gives?!?
  • Merlin: Hey, give me some credit, my wand is broken!
  • Dodger: Great! Now the Firebird is going to wreak havoc, and we have little power to stop it!!
  • Sprite:... (Got angry, and couldn't take it as she ended up storming out of the van and faced the Firebird head-on, the Firebird itself being confused, smiling amused, believing it could destroy the Sprite like it did before)
  • Gloria: IS SHE NUTS?!?
  • Monkey: She's gonna get herself killed!!!
  • Lord Shen: (On intercom) SPRITE, YOUR PRECIOUS FOREST ISN'T WORTH GETTING YOURSELF KILLED, COME ON!!!!
  • Boss Wolf: WAAAY past the bargaining stage here!
  • Sprite: (She looked at the Firebird determined and unafraid, as the Firebird continued to be amused, and then it tried to swallow her up)
  • Lodgers: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! (Suddenly, things went black when the Firebird lounged out!)

Aftermath.

  • The forest was redused to ruin.
  • The firebird was once again gone, but so was the Sprite.....
  • The Van landed.
  • The Lougers came out.
  • The Sprite was nowhere to be seen........
  • Lord Shen: "....... The foolish nature spirit........ She's gone."
  • Spongebob: "..... You mean...... You mean...... She's......... (CRIES LOUDLY!?)"
  • Deadpool: "..... Yeah, that typically happens when you mess with a giant lava bird."
  • The Lougers stare in bitter resentment to Deadpool's lack of regret..... Shen most of all.
  • Deadpool: "..... What? It does."
  • Lord Shen: "(Mixed with anger and tears) YOU, IDIOT?! HOW, DARE YOU NOT GIVE EVEN A SLIGHT HINT OF REMORSE OF WHAT YOU JUST DONE!?"
  • Deadpool: "First off, I wouldn't be a very good mercenary if I had "Re-Morse". That's a deal breaker in the Mercenary world."
  • Shifu: "Shen, in all fairness, to an extent, to Deadpool, this is mostly the fault of the imp that tried his limited pathience and caused-"
  • Lord Shen: "TRUE AS THAT MAY BE, DEADPOOL WAS GUILTY FOR RESPONDING TO HIM?!"
  • Deadpool: "HOW CAN I NOT?! His voice was scratchy like nails on a chalkboard?!"
  • Icky: "Yeah, we have to cut him SOME slack there, Shen, anyone could've ended up killing that gloatly little jerk and-"
  • Lord Shen: "THE IMP IS BESIDE, THE POINT?! The fact of the matter is, being provoked or not, you gave Strangle the insurence he needed to delay us away from whatever he was going to do to Bald Moutain!? And with no knowledge of WHAT he is even going to do there, it's a matter of time before-"
  • A Huge Flash of Black magic explouded in the far distence as loud evil laughter was hard, skeleital ghosts fly everywhere and harpy sounds are heard.
  • Lord Shen: "........ THAT, HAPPENS?! Even, IF, it was all because of you being an accsident prone idiot, YOU, DOOMED THE UNIVERSE TO THE RETURN OF THE ORIGINAL KING OF ALL DARKSPAWN!?"
  • Deadpool: "Aw come on, I'm sure it won't be a TRUE win to Strangle."
  • An exploudtion was heard as a familier figure was sent flying and screaming in pain!
  • The Figure crashed down!
  • It was a dead and fried Strangle.
  • Sandy: "..... Wow. I guess Chernibog didn't truely gotten over the fact Strangle originaly was defeated and imprisoned at all."
  • Icky: "Yeesh. Talk about ungrateful. Strangle freed his giant non-african black sorry ass from Bald Mountain and THAT'S the thank you Strangle got?"
  • Soothsayer: "That could be because Strangle made the mistake of over-phraseing the Firedbird being able to destroy us. Chernibog sensed we were still well and blamed Strangle for fool-hardiness. That means Strangle more un-redeemed himself then redeemed."
  • Deadpool: "See guys? Strangle butt's toast."
  • Lord Shen was gonna shout, but calmed down by Cynder.
  • Lord Shen: "..... Though not by you. It was by the Sprite's sacrivice that the universe now only has it's most infamous original threat restored. Unintentional as it may be, you don't exactly properly regret it other then because how it'll interfear with your fun."
  • Deadpool: "Aw guys, come on. You all know better then to bitch and moan about villains getting lucky!"
  • Spyro: "It's one thing if they got lucky cause of their cheating or karma being against us in some way. But it's another if it's because of someone starting all this to begin with! You freed Strangle to begin with cause of your blauntent lack of disreguard for anything sacred, or anything about NOT dooming the universes!? I'm sympathic that your only this careless cause of things you can't nessersarly help, but, it wouldn't, (starts crying), WOULDN'T HURT YOU, to at least TRY, TO AN EXTENT, TO CONTROL YOURSELF!? We would've already be heading to Zootopia if wasn't for you?!"
  • Deadpool: "Aw come on, guys. Your High Council bosses will always send Chern-a-butt back in."
  • Shifu: "DO YOU HONESTLY THINK THAT CHERNIBOG WILL NEVER LEARN FROM HIS PAST MISTAKES?! DO YOU SERIOUSLY THINK, CHERNIBOG WOULD ALLOW HIMSELF BE SO EASILY DEFEATED AGAIN?! DO YOU HONESTLY, HONESTLY, BELIEVE, CHERNIBOG WON'T CAPITCALISED ON WHAT MALEFOR ATTEMPTED TO DO WITH THE PAST WITH THE MANY NEW-AGE DARKSPAWN AND THOSE STILL PRESENT IN SKULLIAN PRIME AND BASICLY START A NEW CARTOONIAN WAR?!"
  • Deadpool: "............. Is it bad to say..... I'm, being opitimistic that Chernibog being the most evil guy ever is completely over-rated?"
  • The Lougers quietly groan in disappointment.
  • Spongebob manages to let go of his own frustractions and personal anger to Deadpool and kept as nice and polite as possable.
  • Spongebob: "Deadpool..... We..... We know you being a reckless wise-cracking trouble causing 4th wall breaking loud-mouth mercenary is like, a thing with you, but...... You never held restriant on that trait of yours. It ended up making you a vertually unlikeable guy at worse, and a barely sympathic cancer patient at best. I know deep down, you mean extremely well, and your just following what you believe in.... But..... It's, obvious that our beliefs, and your beliefs..... Get along as well as Jellyfish and Nematoads. Deadpool...... I...... I think it's best we go our seperate ways from here on out. Your..... Not allowed to help us stop this problem anymore."
  • Deadpool: "...... But guys, I-"
  • Suddenly, a not at all dead Strangle rams into Deadpool and through many destroyed trees in the forest!
  • The Lougers gasped.
  • Cynder: "Wilson!" (They ran off as, off in the distance, the remains of the Sprite were seen, and her elk father used his breath to restore her...)
  • Sprite:... (She hugs her elk father as they notice the battle that is about to begin, and the Sprite gets a determined face and points for the elk to charge)

Chapter 6: Strangle's One Last Bout DX/Hope Seemingly Lost ;_;

A burned field.

  • Strangle was seen smacking Deadpool into everything!
  • Strangle: "YOU, ACCURSED, IDIOT?!"
  • Deadpool is smacked into a boulder with his gauntlet!
  • WB Deadpool: Well, not only did you turn your own teammates against you, but you're about to have your ass kicked.
  • Deadpool: (Gets up after healing from his inflictions)
  • Strangle: "YOU MADE ME LOOK LIKE A FAILURE TO MY FREED MASTER?! THANKS TO YOU AND YOUR MISFIT CHAMPIONS, I WASN'T ABLE TO CONGURE THE POWERFULER WORLDS AND WAS MADE TO PREMATURELY FREE CHERNIBOG WITHOUT SUCH?! AND CAUSE OF EVEN THE FIREBIRD BEING A FAILURE, THAT ENDS UP BEING A BAD RELFECTION ONTO ME?! WHAT DO YOU HAVE TO SAY FOR YOURSELF!?"
  • Strangle tossed Deadpool straight into a tree!
  • Deadpool: "(Coughs)..... If it helps..... I no longer have it great with the closest people I'd ever considered my friends. They, pretty much hate me now cause, this Sprite lady sacrificed herself to stop your overgrown fire chicken and.... They pretty much think I'm uncool for it."
  • Strangle: "They never considered you a friend!! (Punches him in the chest and his stomach) THEY TREATED YOU MORE LIKE A NUISENCE THEN A FRIEND!? YOU WERE ONCE A SLAVE TO THEIR ENEMIES AND MADE TO FIGHT THEM?! AND EVEN THOUGH YOU DID LEFT, YOUR PROVEN TO STILL BE AN ANNOYENCE!? HECK?! MY FREEDOM WAS PROOF OF YOUR INCOMPIDENCE?! YOUR STANDERDS IS THE OPPISITE OF WHAT THEY BELIEVE IN?! YOU!? ARE NOTHING, BUT A MISERABLE, DISGRACE!?"
  • Deadpool, for once, lacked a witty comeback and counter-insult.
  • WB Deadpool: "That's a first. Deadpool's speechless."
  • YB Deadpool: "This never happened before!"
  • Strangle: "..... Oh, what? No more witty or insulting retorts? (Grabs the weaken Deadpool by the legs) Good! Looks like this pitiful excuse for a mercenary is out of jests. And now.... YOU'LL BE OUT OF LIMBS!?"
  • ???: "LEAVE HIM ALONE!?"
  • The Lougers charged in!
  • Lord Shen: "....... No one, is allowed to harm our albeit rude and annoying friend without our permission!?"
  • Deadpool: "...... Guys?"
  • Strangle laughed!
  • Strangle: "Why the changed of heart, misfits?!"
  • Shifu: "Well, it was initionally because it is our duty to protect those from harm.... But Deadpool, for the first time, showed even the tiniest bit of remorse.... About losing those he considered his friends."
  • Lord Shen: "Indeed. And though I will still call him out and yell at anymore of his blunders, I realise now that.... It was only my fault to expect Deadpool to be anyone but himself."
  • Spyro: "Though his path is not what we prefered, it is not our place to try to change it. Nick tried that, and it only made it worse. It's obvious the best way to keep Deadpool from going worse, is to let him follow his own destiny. Choose his own life. It was not our right to judge him for certain things we're not often better about. No hero is without faults. Some greater then others. We forgotten about the most impourent thing about life..... No one's perfect."
  • Strangle: "..... Cute little life lesson, but it will not spare you from the pain I shall inflict upon all of your sorry asses! You turned my own master against me! You made him view me as a failure! And now I shall make you pay!! After I'm done with you, I'll see to it that my traitorous master is back where he belongs until I can redeem myself!"
  • Tulio: Pal, sending him back to Bald Mountain is only going to make him hate you more. You brought this upon yourself.
  • Strangle: (Growls and charges himself with magic) FINE! I WILL SEE YOU ALL IN HELL!!! (Smashes the ground as earthquakes formed and cracked the ground, exposing lava pits that the Lodgers had difficulty avoiding. The Sprite and the Elk then see the battle as it escalates, then they move on)... I WILL REDEEM MYSELF IN THE BEST WAY POSSIBLE, BY DESTROYING ALL OF YOU, AND EVERY HERO IN THE UUNIVERSES!!
  • Patrick: Ouch!
  • Strangle: EVERYONE IS GOING TO DIE!!! (Levitates Deadpool to him) AND AS FOR YOU, DEADPOOL...(Takes out the carbonadium shard from earlier) YOU WILL LOOK GOOD MOUNTED TO THE WALL!! (Before he could stab him, a giant black foot stomps onto Strangle)
  • Deadpool: "(Weakly)... Ow....... Nostalgia!"
  • The Lougers look up to see that the foot belonged to Chernibog himself.
  • Icky: "...... Well.... It was nice fighting along side you guys."
  • Skipper: ".... It's been an honor fighting with you all."
  • Spongebob: "...... Well..... This is it then....... Fair thee well, cruel fickle universe."
  • Chernibog raised his foot over the Lougers.
  • Patrick: "THAT'S A BIG FOOT!?"
  • The Lougers gave each-of-themselves one final embrace as Chernibog held his foot over them in what feels like an eturnity.

Depressing sombar music was starting to play.

In The Arms Of An Angel lyrics

In The Arms Of An Angel lyrics

SUDDENLY, A RECORD SCRATCH WAS HEARD AS THE SCENE STOPPED?!
  • Deadpool walks in annoyed and ticked off about it!
  • Deadpool: "WAIT, WAIT, WAIT, WAIT, WAIT!!! So... That's it?" (Suddenly, the camera focuses on a set verson of the entire burned forest, as the people seen in the episode are now suddenly sitting in hollywood chears or enjoying food at the concession stand. Even the Sprite and Elk appear as a woman in a blue screen speical effects suit)
  • The Director (In the form of my Scroop Avator): "Deadpool, baby, what's wrong?"
  • Deadpool: "The writing, that's what!! First of all, why did we started off fighting off against an old Moth Man that I didn't even get to kill? SECONDLY, The Lougers rudely repressed my forth wall abilitites like I was a child!? And finally...... WHY ARE THE LOUGERS LOSING!? DIDN'T PHIL TRAINED THEM TO NOT EASILY FALL FOR STUPIDITY LIKE THAT?! AND FOR THAT MATTER, WHY DIDN'T WE STOP STRANGLE THE FIRST TIME AROUND?!"
  • The Director: "Your gonna have to bring it up to Superwritermaniac and MetroScreamingMayor. I only work with what they bring in. I'm sure they all had a solution to this."
  • Deadpool: "Oh, they do, do they? Well, they'd better! (Deadpool stomps on out!)"
  • The Director: "Deadpool, no, come back, we have a film to complete!?"

Outside the Set.

  • A Hollywood-like production place is seen as many of the characters who appeared in the series, minor and major, are seen.
  • There's even a union of characters that played a role but were never given a proper reslution other then being mentioned. Brink, from He Came From The Basement We Didn't Know We Had was leading it.
  • Brink: "Hello, I'm Brink. I was the LT. of Batula in one of the earliest Season 1 episodes of the Chronicles series.... Who was never given a proper resolution other then being assumingly amongst the bats that were chased away. Welcome back to "Undesided Fate" Anomimous, a group about getting over being forgotten about or were not given a further fate after being shown once. Now, it's time for roll call. Assassins from Secrets of Tyro?"
  • Assassins: "Here."
  • Brink: "Queen Grinder?"
  • Grinder was about to say something until a plomp and a cry was heard.
  • Grinder: "..... That counted, right?"
  • Brink: "Dandy's girlfriend Tina?"
  • A voice: "She was never given an appearence."
  • Brink: "Oh right. The three news anchurs other then Scoruch Scourchington from An All-Out French Experience with Gary?"
  • Flint Albatross, Jane C. Gazelle, and Windsder: "Here."
  • Brink: "Sponge Haters from Forget-Me-Never?"
  • Sponge Haters: "Yo."
  • Brink: "That next appearence of yours is gonna be a long wait. But continue to be hopeful for an intermediate camio. The Giant Spiders from Planet of the Icks?"
  • The same Spiders screech in complience.
  • Brink: "Every single character losted out on appearing in Omicron due to the Dr. Nefarious plot-twists or just time inconvinence more then once in Omicron the Game?"
  • All Omnicron characters: "HERE!"
  • Brink: "But congrats on the upcoming episode of Vi-Tor's return. That's gonna garrentie appearences. The Icky and Gilda story versons of one of the stories of The Tallest Talltale EVAH!?"
  • Icky and Gilda as what they were seen in the first story: "Here."
  • Brink: "I mean granted, it was implied you were healed, but you did basicly disappeared from the rest of the story. Dr. Where from Blood is Thicker than Water, and Appearently Gets You in Trouble?"
  • Dr. Where: "Where? Just kidding. Here."
  • Brink: "Booshard, Loonbor, and Kinnybeard?"
  • The Trio: "Aye."
  • As Brink was about to say something, Deadpool stomped on by!
  • Brink: "Hey, Mr. Deadpool, aren't you in the middle of production?"
  • Deadpool: "I GOT SOMETHING TO COMPLAIN ABOUT?!"
  • Deadpool stomped on!
  • A line of potainional new characters are seen.
  • A Cavemen Supervillain: "I hope to get a camio as another super-villain the Lougers fight."
  • A Viper Woman: "I wish for an entire episode dedicated to me."
  • A Camel with a jetpack: "I would just LOVE to be used at all, camio or otherwise!"
  • Deadpool stomped on by!
  • Caveman Supervillain: ".... Wow, it looks like work can be stressful sometimes."
  • Viper Woman: "It is going through an awkword phase at the moment."
  • Camel with a Jetpack: "I blame the leaving of Tman on this."
  • A tour bus was seen.
  • Tour guide: "And on your right, you see a future setting for the upcoming The Uniter Chosen, where it will include new acters, new ideas and new storylines. And on your left-"
  • The Tour Guide screamed wimpfully as Deadpool tossed the Tour Guide out!
  • Deadpool: "(Puts on the tour-hat) Sorry folks, unless you wanna end up suing Scroop Corp for what I'm about to do, I suggest you leave the tour bus early."
  • The tourtests do that!
  • Deadpool drives off!
  • Deadpool drives as various characters got out of his way!
  • Xenon: "WHOA!?"
  • Xandy: "YOW!?"
  • Axel: "WHAT THE-"
  • Jiku: "GREAT TOKYO!?"
  • Garrot: "WATCH THE ROAD, VARMENT!?"
  • Doloris: "EEEK!?"
  • Jamica: "WHOA?!"
  • Shamus McPoopdeck: "WATCH THE SEAS, YA PIRATE OF ROADS?!"
  • Goanna Jones: "GREAT SCOTT!?"
  • Maud Pie: "(Monotone) Look out."
  • Vambi: "HEY WATCH OUT, YOU COULD'VE RAN OVER MY KID?!"
  • Mayhem: "HOLY SHIT?!"
  • Ororo: "WATCH OUT!?"
  • Donald Duck: "ASSHOLE?!"
  • The Tour Bus drives through many used sets.
  • Algor without his armor on was seen.
  • Algor: "(Thicker British Accent) I don't get why I always have to wear this bloody costume all the time other then to keep in character."
  • The Agent: "It's your trademark, Darrel."
  • Algor "Darrel": "Well, there's an episode where that the armor will be changed, but it won't be for a long while. I am just saying that since the actress who played "Gazellioia Rightra", clever character name by the way, gets to appear early, why not the episode she was highlighted in? I'm just saying! That armor will get as old as the year it was introdused and-"
  • The Tour Bus barely missed the two!
  • Algor "Darrel": "GOOD LORD?!"
  • Future sets and props are being made as suddenly, they saw Deadpool in the tour bus charging!
  • Prop worker: "HOLY SHIT, LOOK OUT!?"
  • Screams are heard as Deadpool ruins some props and sets!
  • Set designer: "...... OH MY HARD WORK!?"
  • The Tour Bus was screeching and halting at a huge office building!
  • Deadpool kicked the bus down out and walked out!
  • Scroop reading a newspaper was seen and looked to see Deadpool.
  • Scroop: "Hey, Deadpool, buddy! I barely get to see much of you anymore, man!"
  • Deadpool: "SORRY SCROOPY, BUT I HAVE FREAKING BUSINESS TO DEAL WITH THE PRODUCERS!?"
  • Scroop: "Ohhhhh boy. Another one of your pre-madonnaing?"
  • Deadpool: "AND SHE HAS A PERIOD!?"
  • WB Deadpool: Whoa, Deadpool, you're starting to break too much of the fourth wall! How is the audience gonna feel when they see all this?
  • YB Deadpool: Oh don't worry, alot of this is just for the sake of Deadpool malmitulating the hidden power of the forth wall to be able to get to the producers! In a sense, what we seen is mostly references and uncanon continity jokes, as well as a play to typical hollywood life. This is also Dragon Realms Hollywood, where they adapt the Lodgers' real-life adventures as per the personification of and-
  • Deadpool: BOTH OF YOU, SHUT THE HELL UP!!!

Main Office.

  • Deadpool kicked down the door as pwned security guards are seen in the background.
  • Deadpool: "OK YOU ASSHOLES, WHAT, THE, FUCK?!"
  • MSM and Myself are seen as physical incarnations of a fat Spongebob (Me) and a male Sandy (MSM).
  • MSM:... Wha?... COOL!!! I'M SANDY!!!... Though I kinda renounced my Sandy fetish long ago, but hell, this is still-
  • Deadpool: (He points his katana at MSM as he screamed) ALRIGHT YOU TWO!! I WANT ANSWERS AS TO WHAT THE HELL YOU WERE THINKING!!!
  • Superwrtiermaniac: "(Sighs), I warned you this would happen, MSM."
  • MSM: "Hey, I was making the plot up as I go! I was speculating on how they were going to get out of the Chernabog mess-"
  • Deadpool: "I CAME TO COMPLAIN ABOUT HOW THE LOUGERS ARE BEING TREATED LIKE PUSH-OVERS!? I DEMAND WE CHANGED THE EPISODE TO THAT WE DEFEATED STRANGLE BEFORE HE ESCAPED BACK IN THE DRAGON REALMS?!"
  • Superwritermaniac: "But, that would render the entire thing to be more of a short then a episode."
  • MSM: "Deadpool, calm down! Did you really think I would let those guys fall just like that? (With puppy eyes) Do you think me a sadist?"
  • Deadpool: "THEN HOW ARE THEY GONNA GET OUT OF THE SHIT YOU PUT THEM IN?! YOU MADE US BATTLE A GIANT FIREY CHICKEN WHILE STRANGLE WAS ABLE TO GET TO BOG-FACE AND WE WERE ABOUT TO GET SERIOUSLY PWNED?! SERIOUSLY?! YOU CALL THAT BALENCE?! I mean, I respect making villains not being pussies and all, BUT YOU COULDN'T DO THAT WITHOUT MAKING THE LOUGERS THE PUSSIES!?"
  • Superwritermaniac: "Look, it's just, MSM wants to introduse more conflict into the series. I told him the fact that the villain is causing trouble is conflict enough and that the Lougers shouldn't be easily overwealm and run the risk of being criticsized for the sake of un-nessersary conflict. The Villain making trouble, should be conflict enough. And... I'm, admitly not good in middle grounding. It's hard to make both sides look good without having both sides ending up in an never ending battle with no idea where to go next. We'll end up being stucked in an impass way too often."
  • Deadpool: "WELL THANKS TO NOT FIGURING OUT HOW TO NOT KEEP BOTH BADDIES AND THE LOUGERS FROM BOTH LOOKING LIKE WUSSES, THE LOUGERS ARE ABOUT TO CRY LIKE BABIES AS STRANGLE BASICLY FUCKS EVERYONE OVER?!"
  • Superwritermaniac: "Oh would you relax. We have a script, remember?"
  • MSM: Yes, and lucky for you, I happen to have an idea! (Types in something on the computer)... And... Print! (The printer prints out the page, and puts it in the script, and shows it to Superwritermaniac) Whaddiya think? Will that get him off our asses?
  • Superwritermaniac: (Reads the climax).... Now, I know this usually doesn't match my vision, but you have to give the guy credit, he at last tries. I know when to adopt to make my vision and his vision works, and sometimes, his ideas are hardly wrong.
  • MSM: Good! Read it and weep, Regenerating Degenerate! (Deadpool yanks it away)
  • Deadpool: "Okay, let's see..."

Script:

  • The Lougers and Deadpool are weaken severely by the Firebird, though the Spite was able to save them in time through a noble sacrifice. Deadpool gets shunned by the Lodgers, and fights them until Chernabog stomps on him and prepares to kill the Lodgers until the revived Sprite and her Elk Father get all the churches in Fantasia to ring their holy bells and weaken the demonic leader, as well as get all the Fantasia characters, and the High Council and other hero allies who were all witnessing through the Pool of Visions, to fight off Chernabog and assist the heroes into sealing Chernabog back into Bald Mountain for good. Deadpool is forgiven and is escorted back to the Marvel Universe, The End.
  • Deadpool: (He actually walks in as the script was in the background)... Hmm... This is... Actually not a bad idea.
  • MSM: Your welcome!
  • Deadpool: BUUUUUUUUUT because you have been waiting too long to give this to me, I am going to take over from here.
  • MSM: DUDE, WHAT?!?
  • Deadpool: Yeah, didn't think I'd go there, huh? Next time, actually listen to your boss instead of whining about conflict.
  • MSM:... (Cries and runs away)
  • Superwritermaniac: Seriously, Deadpool? Come on man, he's abit sensitive about that sort've thing, ever since Tman left us, he became more self aware that my standerds on writing is not.... Consistent.
  • Deadpool: Hey, he brought it upon himself. So he's paying the price. Now then...(Brings out his red crayon)
  • Superwritermaniac: Aw come on, for what it's worth, it's still a good ending!
  • Deadpool: Sorry, pal, but he wasted time, so I say it's MY turn to do some changes here! (He starts making major changes) A little of this and that and some of here, and (Mutters as the script started to change from it's original plot?!)...... THERE?!"

New Script

  • The Lodgers and Deadpool encounter Strangle for the first time and after some exchanges, they began to fight as Overlord Strangle gave them abit of a hard time and then after a long fight, Susan was the one who momentarly chases off Strangle the Lodgers and Deadpool worked togather and EASILY managed to overwhelm Strangle as Deadpool uses the power of the script to deside Strangle's fate!
  • Superwritermaniac: "DEADPOOL, NO!? YOUR GONNA RUIN THE EPISODE!?"
  • Deadpool grabs the spoiler flasher and points it at me.
  • Deadpool: "And I'm gonna make sure you guys can't stop me. You brought this to yourselves when you got Deadpool invovled!"
  • Me: "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO-"
  • FLASH!?
  • Deadpool's voice: "Sorry about that folks. You can sit back, and get back to the show... Under new management! Now, where's Mr. Logo-Ripoff? (MSM saw this from outside and called security)
  • MSM: Guys, Deadpool's gone too far! I want him out of here before he louses this episode up!!! I want that ending to come my way!!

Chapter 7:  Deadpool Saves The Day His Way :-)/Back to Regular Management X_X

The Dragon Realms (The time of the first attack from Overlord Strangle.)

  • They were about to sing their song when they realised that they were in a repeat.
  • Overlord Strangle: "WHAT THE!? WHAT!? I'M ALIVE?!? And..... We, we, WE ALREADY WENT THROUGH THIS?! WHAT HAPPENED!?"
  • ???: "I happened, Strangle-Butt."
  • Overlord Strangle looked shocked at the arriving Deadpool and Lougers.
  • Deadpool: "Because I have the power to defy fictional reality. And now..... I'm gonna used that, and my temporary control, (Shows the script) of the episode's script, to defeat you!?"
  • Overlord Strangle: "WHAT THE-"
  • Deadpool: "Yes! And now.... MY JUDGEMENT, SHALL JUDGE?!"
  • Deadpool began using the script.

The Imps of Strangle vanished into nothing and are replaced with the crudely drawn crappy stupid imps.

  • The Compident Imps scream as they are replaced with Master 98's imps!
  • Overlord Strangle was shocked!
  • Overlord Strangle: "WHAT HAVE YOU DONE TO MY IMPS!?
  • Deadpool: "I replaced them with those lame badly drawn imps! I read their wiki page and they're discribed to be morons, so, don't expect good milage from them."
  • One such idiot imp was banging his head onto the car.
  • Overlord Strangle: "..... THESE IMPS ARE TOO USELESS FOR COMBAT?! (ANGERLY STOMPS ON ONE?!). I'LL DEAL WITH YOU ALL MYSELF!?"
  • Strangle aimed to use his gauntlet.
  • Deadpool used the script again.

The Gauntlet gets rusted and turns into a useless oven mit.

  • That happens as the Gauntlet is now an oven mit.
  • Overlord Strangle: "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO?! YOU DESTROYED MY GAUNTLET AND REDUSED IT TO AN OVEN MIT?!"
  • Deadpool: "That's not the worse of it?!"
  • Deadpool writes again!

Strangle now wears a Tutu.

  • Strangle now is wearing a tutu.
  • Overlord Strangle: "GAAAAAAAAAAA?! WHAT IS THIS NONSENSE?!"
  • Deadpool writes more.

A Ninja T-Rex appears and bites onto Strangle!

  • A Ninja T-Rex leaped from nowhere and triple flips and lands on it's feet behind a shocked Overlord Stranlge, and chomped onto Strangle!
  • Overlord Stangle: "AGGGGGGGGGGGGGGAH-HAAAAAAAA?!"

But then spits him out and she kick-flips him into s Samuari Spinosaurus!

  • The Ninja T-Rex did just that as the Ninja Spinosaurus readied himself!

The Spino sliced off Strangle's armor and leaves him exposed in care bear underwear!

  • The Spino rapedly slices at the frozen in mid-air Strangle, where the armor falls off as Strangle was reveiled in care bear underwear.
  • Strangle: "AGGGGGGGGH!? I NEVER WORE THIS BEFORE?!"

The Strangle suddenly found himself surrounded by.... An army of aids infested hookers!

  • Strangle was suddenly pounced by an army of hookers!

One forced orgy later.

  • Strangle was in the hospital.
  • Doctor: "Strangle I have no way of putting this lightly...... So Deadpool desided to tell it to you straight."
  • Deadpool and some Deadpool clones barged in dressed like a Barbershop Five member group!
Family Guy 4x05 - you have AIDS

Family Guy 4x05 - you have AIDS

  • Overlord Strangle: "..... YOU MISERABLE PIECE OF-"

Strangle's mouth vanishes!

  • Overlord Strangle's mouth vanished!
  • Overlord Stranlge looked as if he began to struggle breathing!
  • Deadpool: "Aw yeah! Consider yourself defeated Strangle, now, are you gonna come quietly or-"
  • Overlord Strangle died from lack of air.
  • Deadpool: "...... Oh........ Well, (Hot Women appeared and hugged Deadpool.) Good enough! Well, I may as well returned the script..... After I do alittle something else.....

Dragon Guardian Temple.

  • Deadpool: "And now, to use the power of the script to make myself an honorary Shell Louge Squad member."
  • Deadpool was about write down those very fateful words- (Suddenly, a door burst was heard)
  • (Deadpool 'O'): WHAT THE?!?
  • ???: GIMME THE SCRIPT!!! (Several struggles were occurring as the whole thing went to a 'Please Stand By' card with Deadpool on it until a bang was heard)
  • MSM:... Good! His head is shot, so it'll take a while for him to heal from that. Now, then, back to MY plot!
  • I came in.
  • Superwritermaniac: "Thank goodness I wore invisable men-in-black sunglasses."
  • MSM:... I'm not even gonna ask.
  • Superwritermaniac: "Well for what it's worth, this extra exposure of the forth wall is a nice bit of amusement. I vote we keep it and still let Deadpool be forgiven.... Though for the sake of punishment, let's not have it without the Lougers giving Deadpool a SERIOUS lecture about messing with the powers of the 4th wall and messing with offitcal scripts even for albeit good reasons. Also, next time we want to include Deadpool in future episodes, let's invest in stronger Forth-Wall breaker security."
  • MSM: "WIDELY agreed!"

The Original Plot Resumes

  • Spongebob: "...... Well..... This is it then....... Fair thee well, cruel fickle universe."
  • Chernibog raised his foot over the Lougers.
  • Patrick: "THAT'S A BIG FOOT!?"
  • The Lougers gave each-of-themselves one final embrace as Chernibog held his foot over them in what feels like an eturnity. (Suddenly, lights flashed as bells were heard, Charnabog unable to handle it)
  • Lord Shen:... Huh?
  • Deadpool: (Gets up)... What happened? Where am I? I feel like I've been here before.... Wait, I have been here before.
  • Viper: What's the last thing you remember?
  • Deadpool: Well, I was squashed and got reminded of being stomped on by that Camelot rock ogre.... Then... Everything went blank. (The bells continued to chime as Chernabog was intolerant of them)... Oh... Whaddiya know, Chernabog's only weakness.
  • Mantis: But... How did all the church bells suddenly start to chime spontaneously. (Suddenly, plants around the area started getting restored)...
  • Spyro:... The plants... They're getting restored. (The Sprite was seen sweeping her arm-wings above them)
  • Lord Shen:... She's alive! How?
  • Shifu: Must've been her elk father that resurrected her.
  • Po: What confuses me is how she was able to get all the churches to ring their bells spontaneously.
  • Merlin: The World of Fantasia is a sacred one, and can naturally tell when Chernabog is free. And they know that his one weakness, as a personification of you-know-what, is holy bells and light. The Sprite must've given them the idea while trying to restore life to this area.
  • Jumba: Well, it does seem to be working.
  • Deadpool: Well, this looks like a job for my God-killing swords! (Takes the same swords he attempted to use on the Jallmadoor out)
  • Lord Shen: Okay, I want to know where you got those! And if you say 'Magic Satchel', then I want a REAL answer! You had to steal it from SOMEWHERE, because that might have to be in better hands than the likes of you!
  • Deadpool: Oh, quit belly-aching, and let me kill this son of a bitch!
  • WB Deadpool: Not sure that swords the size of toothpicks to Chernabog are going to end him. It'd be like stabbing someone with a thumbtack.
  • Deadpool: Worth the risk! (Stabs Chernabog's toe as he roared in pain, picked up Deadpool, and threw him off in the distance) YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa...
  • Lord Shen:... Is he gonna be okay?
  • Cynder: Hope so. My question is where he landed.

Cutaway

  • Deadpool: YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA (He lands on several flying humpbacks)... Whew! That was clo- (The humpback squirted water from it's blowhole, launching Deadpool off again) DAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!
  • WB Deadpool: What majestic creatures.
  • YB Deadpool: How cute! There's a baby!
  • Deadpool: Yeah, cute, but WE'RE FALLING TO OUR DOOMS!!! (He suddenly crashed into a familiar ballet palace)... Wha... Where am I?
  • WB Deadpool:... I think I have a pretty good idea. (Suddenly, Deadpool got pounded by several dancing hippos, including Hyacinth)
  • Deadpool: OOF, OW, AYE, DOOF! (He gets dizzy and starts seeing imps squealing, then he was back into getting pummeled by more of the dancers) EVERYONE!! (He got the dancing animals' attention)... Need I remind you Chernabog is on the loose? (Hyacinth, Upanova, Elephanchine, and Ben Ali Gator nudged and continued pummeling him) WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?!?
  • WB Deadpool: I think they heard about you being the cause of all this, and are doing this because of it.
  • Deadpool: Oh, how helpful! (He continues being tortured)

Meanwhile...

  • Icky:... Eh, he'll be fine! (Chernabog tried to attack the Lodgers until the bells continued to hold him back)...
  • Fidget: Well, we got Chernabog to be held back, but...how do we get him back to Bald Mountain?
  • Insectasaurus: (Roared as he charged into Chernabog)
  • Mr. Dodo:... Kinda forgot we had him.
  • Lord Shen: Yeah, we use him only as a last resort. Same reason why the Power Rangers have a rule against using the Megazords first.
  • Chernabog: (Growls and sends his undead forces to surround Insectasaurus until it roared them away, and the two continued to fight kojira style, the bells weakening Chernabog's power)
  • Tigress:... I feel we're gonna need some help to stop this in case Insectasaurus isn't enough.
  • Private: Guys, look! (They turned around to see all Fantasia characters of all the musicals, animals, sprites, flowers, fairies, dinosaurs, centaurs, angels, pegasi, gods, unicorns, animal ballet dancers, who were still having torturous fun with Deadpool, triangular butterflies, flying whales, toy soldiers, the Steadfast Tin Soldier and the ballet figure, the Yo-Yo Flamingo, Rhapsody in Blue people, and even Yen Sid)
  • Yen Sid: Nobody threatens my homeworld!
  • Ignitus: (The rest of the High Council appears) And if you mess with Yen Sid's home, you mess with the entire High Council! (Then the rest of the Lodgers' allies, the Jungle Crew, the Dragon Crew, The Anti-Team Nefarious Freedom Fighters, the Mane Heroes, and much more appeared)
  • Timon: And if you threaten to start another Third Cartoonian War, then that's our call!
  • Spyro:... They must've seen everything through the Pool of Visions!
  • Cynder: Now we shall definitely win!
  • Though Chernibog felt greatly inconvinenced, he still looked as if he's not backing off easily!
  • Yen Sid: "You always did prefer to learn things the hard way, Chernibog."
  • Hiccup: "Ok team, time to make a darkspawn king's unoffitcal parole offitcally cut short."
  • WB Deadpool: "Ok, brief question though, in a flashback in season two, Chernibog talked, so why-"
  • YB Deadpool: "Oh that's the magic of Fantasia. You stay here long enough, you become magicly mute. Though you leave, your voice will be granted back. I mean, the Fanasia films are mostly silent ya know."
  • WB Deadpool: "Ok, fair enough."
  • Yen Sid: You're not leaving this world, Chernabog! We all know how this ends. (Chernabog got angry and attacked, but all the aerial heroes began to attack with all they got)
  • Hiccup: He has wings! Okay, let's see if he can use them! (They dived down as Chernabog was struck with a plasma ball from Toothless as he hit the ground hard)
  • Deadpool: Wow, what a fall!
  • Hiccup: You think that did it? (Chernabog got angry and started flying)...Well, he can fly!
  • Celestia: (She and Luna attacked Chernabog in the eyes as he groaned angrily, swatting at them until he took another strike from Toothless in the back. He roared as he summoned his forces to attack, harpies starting to swoop down from the sky and attack the aerial heroes)
  • Private: INCOMING!! (Ghosts and wraiths started attacking the heroes, shrieking ear-piercing screams)
  • Yen Sid: (He attacked Chernabog in the stomach, as Chernabog retorted by blasting fire at him as he dodged)
  • Lord Shen: WHOA!!! THAT WAS FAST!!!
  • Icky:... I was starting to wonder what other powers Chernabog had besides what we saw in Fantasia.
  • Ignitus: He has almost unlimited power. Fighting him is certainly a challenge even to us, both with his size and his ancient power.
  • Chernabog: (He flew back to the ground, and smashed the ground, creating lava cracks, and creating several Earth Golems that started to attack the heroes)
  • Timon: OHHH, THIS IS GONNA GET GREASY!!!
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The Legend of Spyro Dawn of The Dragon Soundtrack - Attack of The Golem (1) HD

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  • Spyro: Wait, he can do THAT?!?
  • Cynder: Uh-oh! (Insectasaurus started fighting off the Earth Golems, charging into them with ease)
  • Chernabog: (Growls and aims at Insectasaurus to destroy him until Toothless shot him in the eye as he yelled in pain)
  • Ginormica: (Came in behind him in her large form, though not as big, and actually bit his tail as he Tom screamed, lashing his tail and knocking Ginormica into a mountain)
  • Deadpool: (He was running across the chaos until a silhouetted figure showed up and grabbed him) HEY, LET GO!! WHO ARE YOU?!? (It was revealed to be Strangle, still alive)... AW, COME ON!!! And I thought Ronan from that Guardians of the Galaxy movie was hard to kill!
  • Strangle: You will die for good, Deadpool! I will not rest until you are done! (He smashes him into several rocks with his gauntlet)
  • Deadpool:... Ow! (Strangle attacked with his sword as Deadpool dodged, the sword slicing through the rock, spinning his sword and continued facing Deadpool) WE SHOULD'VE KEPT MY ENDING!?

Chernabog Fight

  • Chernabog: (He started donning his Dual Soul Eater)
  • Lord Shen: OH, NOW, WHERE DID THAT COME FROM?!?
  • Yen Sid: That's his main weapon, the Dual Soul Eater!
  • Lord Shen: (Sighs) This guy is just full of surprises! (He threw the Soul Eater at some mountains as it went back to him, and down from the mountain came boulders)
  • Astrid: WHOA, THAT'S REALLY PUSHING IT!!!
  • Celestia: (She and the other magic-users were able to turn the boulders into bubbles as Chernabog growled in anger)
  • Zeus: (He appeared and threw his lightning bolts right at Chernabog's face as he roared in pain) BACK TO BALD MOUNTAIN WITH YOU!! (Throws another lightning bolt, then another, and another, as he was going back to Bald Mountain, but then he caught one of the lightning bolts and threw it back at Zeus as he dodged)
  • Chernabog: (He was slowly getting weaker as the bells continued to ring and it was slowly turning into day)
  • Applejack: GODDDARN IT, WHY CAN'T THOSE BELLS WORK ANY FASTER?!?
  • Celestia: The bells are working on him, but it takes time for them to completely weaken his power. We need to fight him long enough for him to be completely drained.
  • Terrador: (He bolted down like a meteor and did a blow on Chernbog's jaw, which instantly healed due to his immortality. Then he blasted Terrador down with his fire as Terrador fell down with a Goofy scream)
  • B.O.B.: "(Turns into a gooey matress and saves Terrador)"
  • Twilight: GOD, Chernabog is hard to take out!
  • Celestia: We need to fight him a little while longer! His powers will soon be weak enough to imprison him back to Bald Mountain. (The bells continued to weaken Chernabog)

Strangle Fight.

  • Strangle repeatingly smacked Deadpool up and down!
  • Deadpool: "OW, OW, OW, OW, OW, OW, OW, OW, OW, OW, OW OW, OW?!" (He was smacked straight through several rocks by Strangle's gauntlet)
  • Strangle: "GRRR, I KNOW YOU HAVE SAID YOUR HEALING FACTOR PREVENTS A QUICK DEATH, BUT EVEN THEN IT'S STILL ANNOYING ON HOW *Smash* YOU *Smash* TAKE *Smash* FOREVER *Smash* TO DIE?!" (He smashed him through more rocks, and into a cliff wall, throws him into the ground, and pushes him deep within creating a small tunnel underneath)
  • Deadpool: "(Gets out of the ground coughing and dazed) If I... Had money... For every time people complimented that, I wouldn't even need to be a merc."
  • Strangle: "Well, good thing, (Pulls out a piece of Deadpool's broken speical katana), I've kept a piece of the speical metal blade designed to ignor healing factors back in my stronghold. And once your out of the way, I'll take whatever it takes to truely and properly redeem myself to Chernabog."
  • Deadpool: "Even then.... You still got High Councilers and an army of cartoon characters to worry about."
  • Strangle: "I know how to evade from an obviously unwinnable fight. Then, I'll use Alistadar's darkness ooze infestation to bring back my imps, make them stronger, and improve on what my original stragities failed in!"
  • Deadpool: "Oh and on top of that, your persistently redundant!"
  • Strangle: Oh, am I? Am I REALLY that redundant to you? If I am as redundant as you claim, then let God strike me down where I stand! (Zeus throws another lightning bolt at Chernabog, but he reflects it as it bounces across several surfaces until it struck him)... HAH! Nice try, jackass! Next time, give it your A-Game!
  • Deadpool: (Heals from his inflictions) Alright, you devilish tyrant! TAKE THIS!! (He -----------------------------------------------------------



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  • Strangle: WHAT THE HE- (He is smacked again)
  • Deadpool: If sticks and stones can't break your bones, THEN WORDS WILL!! (Smacks him with the words again) AND IT'S A HOOOOOOOOOOOOME RUN!!! (Smacks Strangle into a cliff)
  • Strangle: (Growls angrily as he approached Deadpool)... Just for that... I'm not gonna take it easy on you!
  • Deadpool: Oh, come on, give it your best sho-
  • Strangle: HAVE A TASTE OF THIS!! (Strangle smashed Deadpool through this script with his gauntlet as it carved a tunnel through these very words)
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  • Strangle: (Deadpool was down there seeing imps circling-----------------------------his head yelling annoying gibberish at him) HOW'S THAT FOR A LITERAL SHATTER OF THE FOURTH WALL?!?
  • WB Deadpool: HOLY S***, HOW DID HE DO THAT?!?
  • YB Deadpool: HE CARVED A TUNNEL THROUGH THE ENTIRE SCRIPT!!!
  • Deadpool: Hey, it happened to the Nostalgia Critic.
  • WB Deadpool: Yet these aren't comments.
  • YB Deadpool: And I guess this joke could only work when seen on a computer screen and not a mobile device.
  • Deadpool: Well, I won't be-
  • Strangle: (Levitates Deadpool through the tunnel in the script and magically chokes him)... This is where your story ends, Deadpool! You made a mockery of me, but I'm sure healing factors won't save you from being choked to death!
  • Deadpool: (He is able to kick Strangle in the crotch) HAH! Right in the ding-a-ling! (Takes out new spare katanas)
  • Strangle: WHERE DO YOU KEEP GETTING SO MANY SWORDS?!?
  • Deadpool: Who cares? IT'S CUTTING TIME! (Slashes at Strangle multiple times) La-la-la-la-la, SLASH! (Strangle grabs the katanas, and shatters them)...
  • Strangle: If I were you, I'd stop wasting my melee weapons on an opponent like me! (Takes out his sword and slashes at him)
  • Deadpool: (Dodging the attacks) No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no! STRANGER DANGER!! (He shoots Strangle in the head as he caught the bullet out of thin air, and uses it to create a blast of fire that Deadpool dodged)
  • Strangle:... This fight is going to go nowhere, Deadfool! You know that your healing factor won't protect you from me forever!
  • Deadpool:... You're right.... Ish.... If it's going to suck in a real fight... (Takes out a random invention of Kowalski's) Then it's time I used this baby I found in the penguin brainiac's van labs to give you a mind f***?
  • Strangle: "WHERE DID YOU EVEN-"
  • Deadpool was quickly able to attacth the device's helments on himself and Strangle as both eyes flash!

Deadpool's mind.

  • Strangle found himself inside the world of Deadpool's mind.
  • Strangle: "....... The corpses of his enemies? Scandely clad women? Rains of money? Why am I not too surprised?"
  • The Real Deadpool himself appears dressed in a godly toga and wearing a king's crown!
  • Deadpool: "..... Welcome to my world, jackass?!"
  • More and more Deadpools appeared surrending Strangle who quickly felt his nerves of steel starting to rust.
  • Strangle: "..... In my earlier days, I faced even greater armies! The inner maginations of your mind mean little threat to me!"
  • Deadpool: "Oh. It'd be TOO easy to kill ya off in my mind and call a day. Besides, Ironicly, one of the badassiest demon overlords TOTALLY lacks a bounty, so, killing you's a no-go either way. So, we're instead drive you batshit insane!"
  • Strangle: "..... So that's it? A mercenary of all people of that kind of class, is instead gonna drive me insane? HA! It'll never work!?"
  • Deadpool: "Never work you say? In that case....... Chimichanga."
  • Deadpools: "CHIMICHANGAS, CHIMICHANGAS, (REPEATINGLY CHANTS CHIMICHANGAS!?)"
  • Strangle: "..... I'll admit, it'll get annoying, but I doubt it'll ever-"

10 minutes later...

  • Strangle: "SHUT UP?! SHUT UP!? SHUT UP!?"

30 munutes later...

  • Strangle: "AGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA?! WHAT TREACHERY WORTHY OF A JESTER OF MADNESS IS THIS!?"

1 hour later...

  • Strangle was screaming as he was trying to kill himself by hitting a rock on his head.

So much later, that the old narrator got tired of waiting, and they had to hire a new one...

  • Strangle started to laugh maniacly!
  • The real Deadpool stopped the Chimichanga chant.
  • Strangle starts babbling and laughing like a looney bin patient!
  • Deadpool slyfully pulled out a card with a nut and a ball, then a cracked pot, then of bats leaving a bellfry, then a picture of the word "Wackjob".
  • Deadpool: So, Strangles, had enough yet?
  • Strangle: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAABUBUBUBUBUBUBUBUBUBUBUBUBU!!! (He explodes in magic energy, brushing away all the Deadpool clones)... I WILL NOT STAND FOR THIS!!! I WILL NOT BE HUMILIATED BY THE LIKES OF YOU!!!
  • Deadpool: Just so you know, those Deadpools were all the boyfriends of all the ladies in these slums. And they'll be pretty pissed that you hurt them.
  • Strangle: What are you- (Half-naked ladies came out from random areas carrying random weapons)
  • YB Deadpool: YEAH! I always liked tough girls!
  • Strangle:... Hmmph, your sex slaves won't protect you forever! I'm not afraid to hit females!
  • Deadpool: We'll see about that! ATTACK!! (The girls attacked him)
  • Strangle was about to fight back, but was quickly over-wealmed and beaten and humiliated! Even losing pieces of his armor and the guantlet!
  • Strangle: "DAH OGH, OH, GAH DOH, OHH OHH OHH, OW OWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOW?!"
  • Strangle was tossed straight up into the air screaming!
  • Strangle: "..... (As he stopped by the camera) And I thought the Mothron Queen was an impressive fighter."
  • Strangle screamed again as he fell down!
  • Strangle fell through the floor!
Goofy Yell!

Goofy Yell!

skip after the first goofy scream.

  • Strangle climbed out.
  • Strangle: "........ Ok...... Maybe I should relearn the impourence of not underestimating your ene-"
  • A Girl leaped up and started to actrobaticly kicked Strangle's butt!
  • Then she tossed Strangle up!
  • An army of women flipped up in the air and all charged down in airal sumersolts!
  • Strangle got judo-kicked in the face by each-one!
  • Strangle crashed into the ground, as he is over-wealmed by the girls and the Deadpool Clones!
  • Strangle: "GAH, OHH, WAA, OGGHHHH, YOW?!"
  • Strangle was lifted up by the group and was tossed into the air!
  • Strangle screamed as the real Deadpool leaped to the air!

Familier music started to play!

Heavy's Falcon Punch

Heavy's Falcon Punch

  • Deadpool is suddenly dressed as Captain Falcon!
  • Strangle: "NOW WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU EVEN DOING ANYMORE?!"
  • Deadpool: "(Manly voice) FALCON PUNNNNNNNNNNNNNNCH?!"
  • Deadpool falcon punches Strangle!
  • Deadpool Clone in a jet: "CAPTAIN FALCON!?"
  • A sudden flash of light!
  • Strangle: ".......... (SCREAMS AS HE IS VAPERISED BY LIGHT!?)"
  • Deadpool looks at this proudly as he enjoys a chimichanga before the flash!

Back to reality!

  • Both the eyes of Deadpool and Strangle flashed wildly!
  • Both figures stop.
  • Deadpool takes his helmet off and walks torwords Strangle.
  • Deadpool: "...... Uh..... You ok, Strangle....."
  • Strangle: "...... (Retardedly) Duh, which way did he go George?"
  • Deadpool: "...... I think I over-fucked his mind with that falcon punch."
  • WB Deadpool: Or you fried his subconscious.
  • Deadpool:... Oh... Well, then, originally I wasn't gonna kill him, but, after what I did to his mind, it'd be kinda dickish to leave him like this, so I'll put him out of his misery. (Activates a grenade and shoves it up his mouth and took off)

Chernabog Fight

  • Chernabog: (The explosion was heard as the fight with Chernabog was going well as Chernabog was being pushed towards Bald Mountain)
  • Chernabog was about to fight back ultamately, but the final toll of the bell reduces his power to near nothing, as one powerful push by the heroes pushes him back into the Mountain, as the sun forces Chernabog to hide behind his wings till another night, as his undead and monsterious minions retreat back to the shadows where they belong.
  • Deadpool came in.
  • Deadpool: "So, Cherny's stopped, right?"
  • Lord Shen: "Well, likely with you being busy with the still living Strangle and I assume the explousion we heard was your doing, yes."
  • Deadpool: "So, we're done here?"
  • Shenzi: "Looks about so."
  • Deadpool (Already with scandely clad women): "Alright, time to par-"
  • A familier broken gauntlet hand grabbed Deadpool's head and yonked him away!
  • It belonged to a disfigured, broken armored and extremely pissed off Strangle!
  • Deadpool: "..... OK, THAT IS COCKAROUCH LEVELS OF DURABILITY?! SERIOUSLY, NOT EVEN MY PAL WOLVERENE WOULD'VE SURVIVE THAT!?"
  • Strangle: "YOU, HUMILIATED ME, YOU, KILLED ME IN A STRANGE REALITY, YOU, VIOLATED MY MIND WITH YOUR PERVERTED FANASTIES!? AND THEN YOU TRIED TO BLOW ME UP!? WELL, THIS TIME, YOU ARE CLEARLY OUT OF TRICKS, AS I, WILL-"
  • Crowd: "A-HEMMMMM!?"
  • Strangle donned a shocked face and saw the Lougers and the High Council ready to re-trap Strangle.
  • Strangle, knowing he is no longer in a strong condition to continue fighting back, finally drops Deadpool and subsides.
  • Strangle: "Well...... Can't say I never tried."
  • The Heroes fired the spill as Strangle honorablly embraces it, knowing when he's finally had as he was reimprisoned in a time christail!
  • Deadpool: "....... Ok, NOW, is he finally beaten?"
  • Monkey: Pretty much!
  • Deadpool: (The women are back swooning him) Alright Then, roll credits, we're done here! I... (The heroes were still looking angrily at him)... What?... Why's everybody looking at me? We saved the day! Strangle's gone and Chernabog's back in Bald Mountain! Hell, the Sprite was able to finally stand up to her most feared enemy. (The Sprite blushed at that statement) And nobody got hurt, anyway! (A flying humpback whale fell to the ground moaning in pain)... So... Aren't we supposed to be... Having... A fiesta?
  • Lord Shen:... Deadpool, you know damn well why we're not taking you kindly for this!
  • Yen Sid: Indeed. It was you who freed Strangle and caused him to formulate all the destruction here. Everything that happened here was all your fault.
  • Icky: Not to mention you briefly ruined the script and went onto being a jerk to the producers who gave you the chance to shine in one of our episodes since your movie.
  • Max: Yeah, as far as I'm concerned, you're too dangerous to be in this series.
  • Deadpool:... I... I...
  • Lord Shen: However, that doesn't mean you're not on our bad sides.
  • Icky: Yeah. As painful as you were to this episode, you made it one that MSM was waiting for. Buuut... You were genuinely mean to him, and even caused him to cry, so you still don't get any candy.
  • Deadpool: Hey, I redeemed myself in the end, didn't I?
  • Yen Sid: Yes, and we will take it easy on you after that, but what you did in this episode is... Not an easy thing to let go.
  • Deadpool:... Seriously? After all I did? You're still going to shun me?
  • Sandy: If it'll make you feel any better, you can still do mercenary jobs across the UUniverses. However, you have to agree to a few conditions. 1. Do not make any unnecessary kills unless you have a pretty good excuse. 2. You are not allowed on certain worlds like this one, all other worlds, the Alternate UUniverses for certain reasons, and so on. 3. You need permission from your friends in the Marvel Universe before leaving.
  • Ignitus: And to make sure you follow them, we've called Nick Fury. You need to repent for your actions with Strangle and the producers, and Nick has already offered a proper punishment.
  • Deadpool: And that would be?
  • Volteer: Do chores in the Marvel Universes, starting with the Helicarrior..
  • Deadpool: AW, ARE YOU KIDDING ME?!?
  • Yen Sid: Well, it's either that, or you be banished to your own world for as long as you live. And considering the reason you came into this episode out of 'boredom', I don't think you'd like that.
  • YB Deadpool: Crap, we have to do chores for those S.H.I.E.L.D lameos?!?
  • WB Deadpool: Well, to be fair, they have a point. We were pretty reckless in this episode.
  • Deadpool: Oh, I guess that's cool. I mean, it's not like it'll last long-
  • Icky: "Them chores also include repairing those ships of the X-Men and the Guardians of the Galaxy.... Annnnnnnd..... I think your contract money from wasting some of the dragon realms' criminals should JUST about cover it."
  • Deadpool: "........................"

Deadpool's reaction.

Rage FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Rage FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • Narrarator: "And poor Deadpool's checking account went many sizes too small that day."

Sitcom stage.

  • Deadpool: "And wow, did me and my wallet learned a PAINFUL lession that day!"
  • Laugh track and claps are heard!
  • Deadpool: "..... But in all fairness though, the lougers were otherwise good sports about the whole thing. Strangle-ass was placed back in Alistadar becoming as restricted for tourisum as all hell, any left-over imp was captured in due progress, I'm still awesome, and.... I think I got myself new friends.... I so can't wait for another me-focused episode to-"
  • BOOM!?
  • Deadpool turns and looks shocked to see cyborg monster versons of the criminals he killed!
  • Mr. Chambers: "FOOL!? DID YOU ACTSELLY THINK NONE OF US KNEW THE SAME MANIACAL MAD INVENTOR WHO BROUGHT EACH OF US BACK TO LIFE AND MADE US CYBORGS!?"
  • Ratface: "NOW WE'RE GONNA MAKE YOUS PAY FOR WHAT YOU ALL DID TO US ON WHEN WE ALL SAW THIS EPISODE AIRING!?"
  • Lady Crime Cow: "So now, it's time for you to MOOOOOOOOOOOOOve into HELL?!"
  • Sheep Leader: "Your about to have a BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAD time?!"
  • Deadpool: "........ (Squeaky voice) Mommy."
  • Deadpool is chased by the criminals!

Dragon Guardian Temple.

  • The Lougers were watching this.
  • Lord Shen: "..... Must we?"
  • Soothsayer: "Well, Zootopia won't be contacted in another hour, so.... We may as well."
  • Spongebob: "LOUGERS TO THE RESCUE?!" (They went down there and after an action-packed montage of kicking ass, they got the criminal cyborgs sent to jail)
  • Deadpool:... HAH! That's right! The Lodgers will always be by my side! YOU GUYS CAN GO TO HELL NOW!!! WOO!!
  • Viper: Oh, don't expect us to help you out again. We're going to be abit busy with the series from here on out, ESPEICALLY, our Zootopia trip, so you're on your own now. Plus, as for that next Deadpool episode, don't get your hopes TOO high because we don't intend to do another one as far as I can tell. You only got this episode as a late comeneration for your movie. It will ultamately depend on what the producer will deside, and even then, it'll most likely be set in as a New Chronicles Episode, and we've YET to even get to it's own Season 1. You might be lucky to be allowed camios every once apawn an episode.
  • Deadpool:... Aw, come on! How does ANYONE enjoy these episodes without me in them?
  • Icky: Trust me, they did it before this trainwreck, no offence, they'll tough it out until the producers say otherwise. But hey, dude, you can join me and Iago in poker games if you want. Scorpo is planning to invite us to a gambling trip on Fortuity. Who knows, maybe there's some odd jobs you can do there besides gambling. Where there's money, there's crime, you know. And alot of them are the scum of the earth, so.... If you were to deside to, ya know, take care of them permimently, no one would really bat an eye at it.
  • Deadpool:...
  • WB Deadpool: Well, that's surprisingly nice of them.
  • Lord Shen: But we STILL expect you to behave yourself AND listen to these two bozos at all times, because even the slightest wrong move will get us blamed!
  • WB Deadpool: "UP! THERE'S the typical louger scold we came to know and semi-love."
  • YB Deadpool: "Nostagila."
  • Deadpool: Oh, that's okay, I've got plenty of time to do that. In fact, since I have my own spaceship with awesome settings, I can do all the things I've wanted to do....

Cutaway

  • Deadpool: (He was seen at the Villain League Fortress doing some vandalism, and writing on the entrance sign "Do Not Enter, Or You Will Be Shot! Survivors Will Be Shot Again!")... (Snickers)

Present

  • Tigress: As long as those things aren't dangerous!
  • Deadpool: Oh, they won't be.
  • Lord Shen: Yes, they won't be, because there's no weapons on that ship, it's solar wings absorb solar energy to replenish enough fuel for a weeks worth of travel, it comes with a cell that can hold enemies that SOME of your contractors specifically want alive, and it has a lot of defenses.
  • Icky: Let's hope Lexus didn't outdo himself with the designs.
  • Deadpool: Eh, the ship is good enough. I even gave it a name, too. The SS Chimichanga!
  • Shenzi:... That sounds stupid. And on top of that, SS is for boats, not SPACE ships.
  • YB Deadpool: Your mo- (Shenzi got mad at what he was about to say)... Uh... Face is stupid!
  • Shenzi: Yeah, that's what I thought!
  • Deadpool: Well... It's been real, daddy-o's, but I've gotta get going! Got some mercenary business to do, and less time to do it in! (He takes off playing 'El Curahcha' on the horn, blasting off into space as this played)
Deadpool Game Ending Credits & Theme Song

Deadpool Game Ending Credits & Theme Song

THE END! :)

  • Deadpool: (On computer seeing all this on the wiki)... Holy s***! That... Was... AWESOME!!! (His phone rings)
  • (MSM): Deadpool! H-Hey, you did it, buddy!
  • (Superwritermaniac): Your typical zaniness never fails to impress.
  • (MSM): Look, I know we had our differences, but... I admit it, the episode rocks! YOU rock, pal!
  • Deadpool: Pal? After what-
  • (Superwritermaniac): That was mainly our fault not better protecting ourselves against extreme 4th wall-a-tude, budster. Be made aware we'll be MUCH more cautious next time.
  • Deadpool: Well, that's good! Once again, our explosive personality wins the day!
  • YB Deadpool: HIGH-FIVE!
  • WB Deadpool: No high-fives, we're voices in our head!
  • (MSM): And, I actually hate to admit this, but I actually intended for you to get mad and sabotage this episode to make things more interesting. Call it a 'use-your-fourth-wall-awareness-to-the-fullest' sorta deal.
  • (Superwritermaniac): Uh, MSM, that was actselly my idea.
  • (MSM): Hey, it worked, didn't it?
  • (Superwritermaniac): "Well I was the one who added that part in and-"
  • Deadpool: Hey, guys?
  • (MSM/Superwritermaniac): Yeah?
  • Deadpool: I hope you like what I did to the last episodes you made. (Several previous episode setups were seen with Deadpool being involved and smiling for the cameras)
  • (Superwritermaniac): ...... And once again, his zaniness backfires on us.
  • (MSM): AW, COME ON, DEADPOOL, WHY ARE YOU SUCH A D***-C***?!?
  • Deadpool: Deal with it!
  • (MSM): (Sighs) SECURITY! (Pummeling was heard as the camera went on the two producers, hearing the commotion and the screaming of Deadpool)
  • MSM:... So, buddy, wanna get some Arby's?
  • Superwritermaniac: I'm more of a Burger King guy.
  • MSM: Well, I haven't eaten there for years since the ones where I come from have shut down and Mom hardly ordered there. More into Arby's, McDonalds, and Wendy's... Arby's most of all, though the ones available are far away. Oh, the curly fries with the cheese sauce and the roast beef sandwiches! YUMMY-YUMMY-YUMMY-YUMMY- (He stops, but his tail was still acting up) You're a big guy now, stop it! (Sees his tail acting up and stops it)... Whew! Sorry, just not used to having a tail. But hey, how about we get me Arby's and you Burger King?
  • Superwritermaniac: (Sighs), fine, but your paying.
  • MSM: YAAY!! (Twitches his tail again, and stops it) GRRRR!! I'm glad I got my own cartoon body, but it does have it's flaws like the excessive fur, the twitching tail, but hey, squirrel tails do that, too, and I may have to shave some parts, but it's cool. Let's head out, and enjoy the screams of a jerkoff who learns a lesson as I have my curly fries and you have your burgers!
  • Superwritermaniac: Fair enough. You have to pay for my chicken fries though. As you know, I'm not a very rich person. (The two laughed as the Deadpool Song continued to play on as the scenes with Deadpool continued until the picture of Deadpool on the winged tiger and the lady and the sword was seen)

Epilogue

Skullian Prime.

  • The Arcitect returned to his throwne-room.
  • A Scrawny and pathic darkspawn came in.
  • Scrawny Darkspawn: "M-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-master Arctitect! It's good to see your return! Makron and Kronma have successfuly protected your lair and even managed to avoided banishment! I-"
  • Architect: "Spare me the details, Krin-Nom. I wish to resume on using villains to defeat the lougers."
  • Krin-Nom: "Oh. Speaking of which, while you were away on your vacation, I took over for you, sir."
  • The Architect stopped.
  • Architect: "..... Ex, cuse, ME?!"
  • Krin-Nom: "AGHHHHHH?!"
  • Architect: "You went behind my back while I was in a controverseal position with Titan?!"
  • Krin-Nom: "It, it, it never harmed the Mafia Allience or even concerned them!"
  • Architect: "..... (Sighs annoyed)...... Give me the full story."
  • Krin-Nom: "Well, first, there was this super-powerful eqinox baby that was born in Equestia..... It failed..... Then, this psyco relitive of Pred tried to get him out of retirement.... That failed too. Then there was this wolf chick with real legs from tuesday and a powerful shape-swifting weapon..... That didn't uh, fair any better. Then there was this one about a mutant lizard chick.... That failed. Glowrod came back.... And the poor guy REALLY lost his edge. Oh, then, and then, I really almost had them with dumb luck in thanks to a wise-guy merc with a mouth freeing Overlord Strangle WHO briefly freed Chernabog!?.... That kinda failed in the end too. Isn't that something?...."
  • Silence.......

Later.

  • Krin-Nom was seen tortured by Darkspawn Guards as he screams!
  • Architect: "...... Do I have alot to recover from thanks to this miserable idiot or what?"
  • Krin-Nom: "WAIT!? I, ( GETS STABBED) OWWWWWWWWWW?! I NEED TO WARN YOU ABOUT- ( GETS STABBED AGAIN) AAAAAAAAHAAAAAAA?! THE LOUGERS ARE ON THE QUEST FOR THE UNITER PRINCESS!?"
  • Architect stops with a screech!
  • Architect: "WHAT!? But no one knows of where the Uniter is!"
  • Krin-Nom: "Well..... They do now..... It's in..... It's in...."
  • Architect: "Where, where, WHERE!?"

Suddenly.

  • Architect was shown a trailer of Zootopia.
Zootopia Official US Trailer 2

Zootopia Official US Trailer 2

  • Architect: "..... (Dispan) The Uniter is suppose to be in another anthromorthic animal world?"
  • Krin-Nom gulped as his torturers look angerly.
  • Krin-Nom: "I, I know this is very hard to take, my ledge, but, somewhere, the Uniter's there."
  • Architect: "...... Krin, I am PRETTY positive that the Light-Fly queen would not waste her time picking any sort of these un-enlightent creatures to be entrusted with an impourent weapon against- (Sees the Nautrolist scene) BY THE DARKSPAWN, THEY ARE NAKED?!"
  • Voice from the trailer: "Oh sure, we're a nautrolist club."
  • Another voice: "All the way down."
  • Architect: "AGGH, ELEPHANT CROTCH!?"
  • A Guard laughed alittle at Architect's reaction, before he was zapped by Architect refluxfully!
  • Architect: "Why would Disney of all companies ever allowed a nudest club for ani-...... Those.... Clever...... Basturds. Wait, rewind that scene alittle bit."
  • The Video rewinds back to the Elephant doing yoga.
  • Architect: "AHHH!? NOT THE ELEPHANT CROTCH, YOU IDIOT?! THE ONE WITH THE ENTERTAINER!?"
  • The Video gets to a briefly seen clip of a familier pop star.
  • Architect: "..... There's, something that gets my attention to this one."
  • Krin-Nom: "Oh, who wouldn't notice her? That's Gazelle! A socially-minded politically correct pop-star and is basicly Shakira as a gazelle. She, doesn't play a big role in the film. Again. Shakira as a Gazelle. She does minorly contribute to solving the problem by ALSO being an activist, but other then tha-"
  • Architect: "That clever light-worshipping bitch! She took the keybalde to the most isloated world, and gave it to the least likely of all contenders for the blade!"
  • Krin and the Guards started to chuckle abit.
  • Krin: "You don't actselly believe that a pop-star is actselly-"
  • Architect: "Think about it. Why would a celebery care about social justice?"
  • Krin-Nom: "Uh.... I don't nessersarly think the Uniter Blade does that. It could be just part of her personally. You could pretty much be the biggest bitch in the universe and yet still get the blade for being pure of heart."
  • Architect: "But think about it! What DRIVES her to do such?!"
  • Krin-Nom: "..... Publisty? I mean, even if she does mean it, that doesn't nessersarly imply-"
  • Architect: "SHE'S BEEN ENLIGHTEN TO DO SO, YOU IDIOT?! And even IF this thing was part of her personality her whole life, it would've been forgotten by being a celeberty or not taken as truthfully serious as one would as a nobody! A driving force is behind her behavior, and I know it! Titan!?"
  • Titan came on screen.
  • Titan: "Well someone already wants to get started on going after the Lougers."
  • Architect: "Not nessersarly them this time! I want you to look at this video."
  • Titan: "Ok...... (Watches the video)...... Why are you suddenly interested in Zootopia? I means, granted, it's a pretty decent Disney flick, it talks about discrimination being bad, but I don't see how a darkspawn cares about-"
  • The same voice: "All the way down."
  • Titan: "WHOA, WHOA, ELEPHANT CROTCH?!"
  • Architect: "No no not the film and THAT disturbing scene, I meant the picture of the gazelle."
  • Titan sees the clip and stop.
  • Titan: "Ya mean the Shakira gazelle? What's so speical about her? She's basicly Shakira as a gazelle, only with political correctness on the mind."
  • Architect: "She's more then that, you simple greed-luster! She's the next Uniter?!"
  • Silence....
  • Titan: "...... Your sure you haven't enhaled that darkness ooze? I heard they have very drug-like effects and-"
  • Architect: "I'M SERIOUS?!"
  • Titan: "YEESH! Anger like that means business! Ya ain't joking! Well luckly for yous, I don't need to do anything! The Leage, AND even Team Ne-dork-ious, plus rumors of an asshole senator of that world, both have you covered on that. Each of them are gunning after Gazelle."
  • Architect: "Send the enforcers to monitor the sitation."
  • Titan: "Sure thing. Oh and uh.... Boss? Your gonna like to hear this. The Leage has an ace in their sleve..... And it starts with K."
  • Architect smiled, knowing exactly what that meant.
  • Architect: "....... Goooooood."

Fin......?

  • Deadpool bursts from the wall!
  • Deadpool: HEY WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT!? WE NEVER ENCOUNTERED THOSE GUYS BEFORE!? WHY-
  • MSM: (He flashes the spoiler neuralyzer at him as he enjoys his Arby's food)... Dude, you need to go.
  • Deadpool:... Why?
  • MSM: Because... There's an... Incredibly-large breasted naked woman on Paradisa who runs a nudist colony and claims to be your biggest fan.
  • Deadpool: (Gasps fangasmingly)... Large breasts? Naked? NUDIST?!? BIGGEST FAN?!?!
  • WB Deadpool: Ugh, don't fall for that one again!
  • YB Deadpool: But-but-but-but what if he means it this time?
  • Deadpool: We can't take that chance! Large breasted naked fan lady, WE'RE ON OUR WAY! (Takes off in his ship)
  • Superwritermaniac: (Enjoying Burger King food) You realise alcourse that's just gonna motivate him to be even nastier to us should we ever make another episode for him?
  • MSM: Hey, at least he won't ruin the series with spoilers for the next few years. And BOY, will he be in for a surprise. (Cackles maniacally)
  • Superwritermaniac:... I see Deadpool has kinda released a dark side in you over being criticisized.
  • MSM: I know, it's fun!

Paradisa

  • Deadpool: (Arrives on a beach in Paradisa and sees what appears to be the lady he's looking for as something like this happened)
Deadpool Fangirl

Deadpool Fangirl

NOT FUNNY, MSM!! DX

  • WB Deadpool: Lo behold!
  • Deadpool: NUMBER ONE FAN GIRL IS HOT!!! (Laughs, and as he grabbed the censored breasts, we see reality as he was actually doing it to a cop) BUBUBUBUBUBUBUBUBUBUBUBUBUBU- (Record scratch)...
  • Cop #1:... PERVERT!!! (Cops started kicking his ass)
  • Deadpool: AAAHHH!! CURSE YOU, MSM!!! (The last part of the Quagmire song played)
  • Chorus: HE'S DEADPOOL, DEADPOOL...
  • Deadpool: TIDDY-TIDDY-TIT-TIT-TIT!!

Fin for real.

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