Dino Underworld is the 35th Episode of Season 3B of the SpongeBob and Friends Adventures Chronicles series. The Justic Teens had discovered that Algor has proposed marriage to someone, and invites the Lodgers to the celebration. It isn't long before they discover that his bride is named Jem, who is the princess ruler of the Kratosian underground community of Hades. Algor explains that Hades is infamous for its controversial laws, atheism, and the beliefs of Jem's father, Kem, which stated that freewill was dangerous when used for evil and greed, and because of this, they isolated themselves from the rest of Kratos and visits there were strictly forbidden. Grotch even died before being able to make peace with them. Superiors have a mostly-positive reception while some are worried and unsure if this will affect the Superior way of life or not. But it comes as a shock to them when Jem is revealed to be a pterosaur, and the Hadesians are all dinosaurs that were fossils revived by quantonium, and turning them into much more sophisticated Superiors. Algor hopes the marriage would unite Kratos with Hades and bring misunderstandings to an end. But when the Lodgers discover that Jem may be hiding a secret, they try taking it up with her advisor velociraptor, Advisor Talona, who tells them that Jem was responsible for the death of Grotch, but only did it by mistake, and covered it up to avoid a terrible war. She did it because the Kratosian Senate forced Grotch to execute her father for religious crimes and attempts to make fanatics out of the people of Kratos. Talona had worried that certain Superiors could take advantage of this secret, and wanted to get help as much as she could. What can the Lodgers do about this, and how will Algor handle the truth? But they discover too late that Algor has already been told of the truth by a traitorous taint-minded elitist Triceratops guard named Colonel Kyne and his 4 Iguanodon guardians, who were the most supportive of Kem's beliefs, and for the wrong reasons of wanting an excuse of dominating the UUniverses since he believes that he could make a better ruler and make Superiors the dominant race. With Jem losing her position, her love interest, and her life, Kyne takes the throne, and intends to begin a UUniversal takeover. He begins to enslave all the people of Kratos, and takes control of their military and government, as well as the Super Ops. How will the Lodgers and Justic Teens be able to put a stop to this?

Transcript

Chapter 1: A Marriage in Kratos

Kratos, Condemned Hotel.

  • A Superior Fox was seen heading for a hotel that has no seen public use since well beyond his time as he gets up to a collection of goons using their powers to mess with paint.
  • Superior Goon 1: "..... Password?"
  • Fox: "Why do I need a password, Catamount's been expecting me ya goons?!"
  • Superior Goon 2: "Oh gee, did you expected us to be generic moron henchmen to just BLINDLY let ya in when you could be a do-gooder in disguise? We live in a planet where anthropomorphic animals have superpowers ya know!"
  • Superior Goon 3: "So what's the password? And if you say "Swordfish" I'LL LOSE IT!?"
  • Fox: "..... Ugggggggh. Parrotfish."
  • Superior Goon 4: "..... Go right ahead, Foy."
  • Foy: "THAT'S FOXTROT FOY, AND THANK YOU, JACKASSES?! (Goes in the building grumbling)....."
  • Superior Goon 5: "..... Hehehehehehe. Boys, we are GOOD at our job. (He and the other goons laugh like idiots, as they were unaware of being watched by the hidden Justic Teens)"
  • Walt: "(Quietly) Wow, a password that isn't "Swordfisssssh". They thought of everything."
  • Tyrone: "(Quickly) Okay, so we're gonna need a strategy. One of us needs to cause a distraction, Tane, I need you to figure out a way to get into that room. But I don't think you can pull that ooooooooooooo-" (Everything went in slo-mo)
  • Tane:... (To the audience) Watch this!

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  • Tyrone:... -Ooff, so what you got that won't- (The entire thing happened as everyone chased the framed Superior away)... The heck did you do?
  • Tane: Sorry, IforgotbecauseIwastoobusybeingawesome, ehehehehe.
  • Ororo: "..... Tane, this is why you are such an asset for this team."
  • Tane: Youbetterbelieveitbabe, I'msoawesome!
  • The Justic Teens charged for the door.
  • The group barged in and surprised Foxtrot and his boss, Paramount Catamount.
  • Catamount: "....... FOY, I THOUGHT YOU SAID YOU WEREN'T BEING FOLLOWED?!"
  • Foxtrot: "B-B-BUT CATAMOUNT, I WAS SURE OF IT?!"
  • Meg: "Catamount, you are finally gonna go down for your crimes!"
  • Walt: "YEAH!....... Wait, what did thisshh guy do again?"
  • Scarlett: "He put together the biggest con artist ring Kratos had NEVER wished to see."
  • Walt: "Oh right, just wanted sshome clarity."
  • Catamount: "Aw come on! All I did was sell off-brand knick-knacks in cheap quality and staged accidents for free-insurance money! It happens all the time with Normals! You people treat it like some kinda cardinal sin?!"
  • Ororo: "Con Artistry, ruined one of Kratos' greatest heroes and turned him into a nightmare!"
  • Catamount: "Oh for Grotch's sake, you folks are STILL on about that Malvonio hoopla? It's, been, YEARS since that guy?! Can't we just move on?"
  • Tyrone: "Some tragedies never stop being relevant, Catamount. This world will never forgive conning scum like you."
  • Catamount: "..... Ugh. And yet my men wonder why we have to hide in this condemned hotel. (Snaps fingers) Oh, boys!"
  • More Superior Goons came in!
  • Catamount: "You punks messed with the wrong big cat, Justic Brats! I ain't gonna let my name being added to the chopping block of Kratos' hate boner for Con Artists!"
  • Ororo: It was ALREADY that when your family name was slant by their modern descendants. Once a great family of war heroes during the Kratosian Civil War, now turned to a life of crime. Shameful.
  • Catamount: Oh, please, you think shame is not commonplace nowadays? It was ALREADY worse than it should've gotten when by shameful stepbrother Conor scammed Foy here and cost him his girlfriend. Wherever he is when we disowned him, I hope he's rotting.
  • Scarlett: Wow. That's even MORE shameful to get rid of family like that.
  • Catamount: CONOR WAS A DISAPPOINTMENT THAT HAD PISSED AWAY OUR LEGACY!
  • Scarlett: That's no excuse, you DON'T get rid of family. EVER!
  • Catamount: Oh who are you to talk to ME about family, gibbon? Being of blood don't mean people gotta STOMACH the swallow ends of the gene pool?! It ain't like you can really relate to what we've been through, so JUST GET OFF MY CASE AND GET OFF MY PROPERTY BEFORE MY MEN SMASH YOUR HEADS IN!!
  • Tane: Smashourheadsinwhere?
  • Catamount: "..... I didn't understand that, so I'm assuming that's a no. GET'EM, BOYS?!"
  • Tane: PBBT, wecantakeyouonwithoutasw- (He is tackled by another speedster Superior, which is another cheetah) AHAHAHAH!!!
  • Cheetah Superior: BOOM-SHAKKA-LAKKA!!
  • Catamount: You REALLY think I'd let myself be-
  • Tane: AWSHUTUP!!! (They all went through a super-speed battle with everyone else frozen in slowed time perspective)
  • Cheetah Superior: Come at me, BITCH!
  • Tane: OH, I'LL COME AT YOU!
  • Cheetah Superior:... Wow, I can ACTUALLY understand you in slow time. Powers are weird.
  • Tane: TELL me about it! (They continued fighting in the slow-motion time perspective, kicking each other's butts comically)
  • In the normal perspective, the fight was turning into a sporty tornado!
  • Catamount: "..... Should, should I be concerned with that?"
  • Suddenly, the tornado began to open a hole in time-space.
  • Tyrone: "It's opening a hole in timespace?!"
  • Foy: "That's, bad, righ-"
  • The tear began to increase as everyone got sucked into the past of the hotel!
  • They ended up crashing into the hayday of the hotel back when it was popular with past superiors, mostly the nobility or the really well off, as they were surprised by the intrusion?!
  • Meg: "..... DANG IT TANE, DID YOU JUST ENDED UP SENDING US TO THE PAST CAUSE OF FIGHTING ANOTHER SPEEDSTER, AGAIN?!"
  • Tane: Wait, Icantimetravel?! COOL!!!
  • Tyrone: "NO, NOT COOL! YA KNOW THE CHRONOKINETICS AGENCY GETS VERY ANNOYED WITH US DOING THAT!!"
  • Tane: IDIDN'TEVENKNOWICOULDDOTHIS, HOWCANIEVENDOTHIS?!
  • Tyrone: It's called quantum physics. General relativity dictates that going faster than light could-
  • Tane: OHSAVEMETHENERDINESS, ICANTRAVELTHROUGHTIME!!! IMAGINETHETHINGSICOULDDO!! (As he went on, Tyrone just sighed and erased that memory)... WHATJUSTHAPPENED?!
  • Past Hotel Owner: "UH EXCUSE ME! Not to be rude, BUT WHAT IS GOING ON HERE?!"
  • Scarlett: "..... Ya know, since I'm here..... Dude, do NOT hire the Superior with the power of fungus, he would end up bringing Black Mold into the building. Your hotel got condemned over it."
  • Past Hotel Owner: "...... WHAT?!"
  • Tyrone: "SCARLETT!! YOU KNOW YOU'RE NOT SUPPOSED TO TELL PEOPLE IN THE PAST ABOUT THEIR FUTURES!!"
  • Scarlett: "I'M SORRY, THIS WAS MY GRANDMOTHER'S FAVORITE HOTEL AS A CHILD WHEN HER PARENTS TOOK HER HERE!! Which is awkward cause I think I'm right in front of them. (Gibbins of the same species with a young girl stared flabbergasted).
  • Catamount: "WAIT A MINUTE, DID YOU JUST PREVENTED ME FROM EVER MAKING THIS HOTEL MY NEW BASE OF OPERATIO-"
  • The tear sucked everyone right up again as the past residence were surprised....
  • Mold-Covered Superior: "(Shows up) Excuse me, I am Chef Le'Mold D. Buttocks, and I would like to sign up for being your hotel chef."
  • Past Hotel Owner: "..... NO?! (Instantly boots the Mold-Covered Superior out)!"
  • Mold-Covered Superior: "..... RUDE?!"
  • The Justic Teens and Catamount and gang ended up back in the present hotel, but it was not a condemned mess anymore but instead a still thriving hotel, as it was noted with more modest guests!
  • Catamount: "...... NOOOOOOOOOOOO?! MY BASE OF OPERATIONS!!"
  • Tyrone: "Hey, this is bad for us too! The CKA will never shut up about this!"
  • Walt: "Much lesssh the time lords they keep dealing with."
  • Present Time Owner: "It's.... It's you people! The people who saved my grandfather's business by telling him to not hire that fungus-manipulator superior! I owe you people my family legacy for this! You guys now have a life-time free experience in this hotel!"
  • Meg: "Yeaaaaah, hold up on that for now, a time travel agency's gonna give us crud for it soon."
  • Present Time Owner: "Wait, what?"
  • Catamount: "FASTSLINGER, YOU JUST COSTED ME MY BASE CAUSE OF YOU GOING AFTER THAT OTHER SPEEDY IDIOT?! YOU'RE FIRED?!"
  • Fastslinger: WELL YOU CAN'T FIRE ME, BECAUSE AFTER ALL THIS, I QUIT! (He zoomed away)
  • Tyrone:... All the same, Scarlett, you DO realize that we have to undo this past act of yours.
  • Scarlett: Butbutbut-
  • Tyrone: No buts! You KNOW this kind of thing causes paradoxes. THINK! If you went back to stop the hotel from being closed down, you wouldn't have gone back to begin with.
  • Scarlett:... To be fair, we didn't intentionally went back in time.
  • Tyrone: BUT WE DID CAME TO THE HOTEL IN IT'S PREVIOUS ABANDONED STATE AND-... (He face-palmed) Let's just go to the CKA and have a counter-paradox ready.
  • Present Time Owner: "Don't I get a say in this-"
  • Tyrone: "AND YOU, NO, YOU'LL BE PARADOXED OUT EITHER WAY!?"
  • Present Time Owner: "Awwww."

Later...

  • Scarlett: (The Justic Teens came out with Scarlett sobbing)
  • Tyrone: Don't be like that, Scarlett, you KNOW they're strict about this! Especially that Grandfather Clock guy. That lemur is REALLY strict. They NEVER offer paradoxes for free.
  • Scarlett: WELL WHY COULDN'T IT HAVE BEEN MONEY LIKE EVERYONE ELSE?!
  • Tyrone: Hey, I didn't make the rules! We just have to respect and follow them. We ARE heroes after all.
  • Scarlett: (Shrugs) Way to cheer me up!
  • Walt: Relax, Scarlett. It'sshh not THAT big a deal.
  • Catamount: "Ahem! Look, thanks for getting my base of operations back, but I still feel like we have business to attend too."
  • Meg: "Well may as well, cause Scarlett needs SOMETHING or SOMEONE to take her frustrations out on!"
  • Foy: "Ya just HAD to remind them, boss."
  • Catamount: "They would've gone after us on their own anyway-" (Scarlett beat him up angrily)
  • Ororo: It's alright anyway, Scarlett. Since Catamount isn't in charge, you can fix it up if you want.
  • Scarlett: You have ANY idea how much is needed for that, EVEN WITH SUPERPOWERS?! When my grandparents were running it, it was already THOUSANDS OF YEARS OLD!
  • Walt:... Whoa.
  • Meg: Well, you can ALWAYS rebuild it. It won't be as good as the original, but it's better than nothing.
  • Scarlett: "I-...... Come to think of it, I could use a passion project on the side whenever I'm not waiting for the next baddie to show up."
  • Catamount: (Pained) Ya see, so much more healthier than to- (Scarlett punches him) Shutting up.
  • Foy was seen slowly trying to make a run for it while everyone was focused on Catamount.
  • Tane: WHEREYOUGOIN?! (He gave him a super-speed wedgie as he squealed at such a high frequency, he-shattered glass from around the entire area)
  • Foy:... (Squeaky voice) MY TENDERS!!!
  • Tyrone: "Ughhhhh, and that's yet another collateral damage report we'll soon have to cover for Algor! That's the 5th incident this week!"
  • Ororo: "Yeah, I noticed we have been getting a little bit sloppy lately for as long as we have been doing this."
  • Meg: "Which I guess is why Algor has been making us see him more often."
  • Walt: "Yeah, we've been at this business for so long that we're losing our touch. And yet miraculously we're still young!"
  • Meg: "Oh which the Lougers to attribute that to "Cartoon Logic" if they were here."
  • Foy: "Why, are you guys talking, while I'm in so much pain?! The kind of pain that'll give me a legitimate lawsuit to sue you for!"
  • Ororo: "Dude, relax, it's just a wedgie, the worse you'll get is nearly being neutered, nothing bed-rest in your cell won't fix soon enough with enough ice."
  • Foy: "...... Why is this my life?! It's just not fair?!"
  • Walt: "Oh boy, the guy's gonna give his sob story."
  • Foy: "Ya know, I didn't asked for this?!"
  • Tyrone: "Foy, we already did our homework on your backstory, you don't need to go into over-dramatic detail on it-"
  • Foy: "WELL TOO BAD, I NEED TO COPE AND REFLECT?!"
  • Ororo: "Ya know, we may as well let him do so since the OPs are gonna be awhile to get here anyway since we BASICLY caught him and Catamount early."
  • Tane: "OOOOOOOH, ILIKESTORYTIME?!"
  • Tyrone: The guy got scammed by Catamount's nephew and when a criminal stole his money, he did a Spider-Man and let him go, saying it wasn't his problem, until it was when the criminal killed his girlfriend's parents, losing her in the process.
  • Tane: AWCOMEON, IWANTEDHIMTOSAYIT!!!
  • Ororo: And give him some time to think while distracting us or something? No. But yeah, this guy ended up in a bad situation. We ALL do. It comes with having superpowers.
  • Walt: Can they technically even be CALLED sshhuperpowers sshhince they're common? You know the old sshhaying. If everyone's sshhuper, NO one issh.
  • Meg: To be fair, we're still well beyond the Normals of outside of Kratos, I think it's still good.
  • Foy: WILL YOU JUST SHUT UP AND SEND ME TO JAIL?! IF I HAVE TO LISTEN TO YOU KIDS BICKER, I AM GOING TO KILL MYSELF!!
  • Ororo: "..... Actually Foy, we, want to work something out."
  • Foy: "OH SPARE ME THE CLICHE "RIGHT TO REMAIN SILENT" LINE, I HEARD IT FROM FLATFOOTS ALL THE TI- (Stops)... Wait... A'wha?"
  • Ororo: "To be frank, we were primarily just after Catamount anyway. Associated goons are, optional. We're willing to let you off with a warning-"
  • Tyrone: "A STERN WARNING-"
  • Ororo: "Ahem! It's to say that, we felt like you suffered enough, why continue the trend?"
  • Foy: "...... Is this just a drug-induced dream I'm having? Cause it's hard to tell cause superpowers made time travel possible."
  • Meg: "Not a dream dude, much less a druggy one."
  • Tyrone: "This said, you better go out of your way to re-evaluate yourself from here on out. You need to think about your life choices."
  • Foy was surprised of something he was lacking for quite awhile..... Kindness.
  • Catamount: "(Pained) Ya, may as well take it, kid. I'm about to be a shut-in as a con-artistry ringleader and you're about to be out of the job anyway. Also, not many guys like us get that kind of offering. Ya may wanna take it while it's good-"
  • Tane swift-kicked Catamount in the nuts!
  • Catamount literally mewed like a kitten!
  • Foy: "..... Ugh. Okay fine. I'll, think about things. But given the track-record I have, I can't promise that I'm suddenly working in a LEGAL job or something!"
  • Ororo: "I understand. We won't try to ask for absolute perfection here. Just, behave yourself, okay."
  • Foy was earnestly touched by this kindness, but he wanted to be tough about it.
  • Foy: "Yeah, well, you're lucky Catamount's other guys won't take me seriously enough to rebuild what he's losing anyway. They even force me into their stupid password games even when they knew me well enough for YEEEEARS?! I'll, just be some random nobody after this."
  • Meg: Just use this opportunity WISELY, Foy! We can't promise you'll get another- (He was gone)... Superpowers are so random sometimes.
  • Walt: I know.

Ororo's House

  • Meg: (The group sat in the living room together watching My Hero Academia)... Well THAT was an interesting adventure.
  • Tane: WOW, THATCHICKISHOTASBOOBIES!!! IWANNAKISSHERALLDAYLONGANDSHOWHERTHEFASTESTRIDEOFALLTIME, ANDIWANNA-
  • Ororo: (As Tane droned on) Yeah, maybe we ARE losing our edge. How long has it even BEEN since we did something INTERESTING?
  • Scarlett:... A REALLY long time.
  • Tyrone: No supervillains in a year-in-a-half! I QUESTION how that's even possible! Supervillains seem like a dime-a-dozen and likely to pop out ANYWHERE on Kratos.
  • Meg: Maybe we scared them with our awesomeness, as Tane here would say if he wasn't commenting on Uraraka's body.
  • Tane: -ANDIWANTTOFLYWITHHERANDIWANTTOGOONTHEFASTESTDATEWITHHERANDIWANNA-
  • Scarlett: "I honestly believe it was because of that Superpower Draining that affected everyone that strangely coincided with the Mana Drought that happened."
  • Tyrone: "Oh, that's a possibility. I mean, I'm still skeptical of the theory of superpowers being in the same boat as magic, chi, and IMAGINATION the most farfetch of them all, but yet, we did started to have them back again when the Magic Realms got back to full-order, but my theory about Quantomium having a rare power weakness event still stands' till I'm ever showed otherwise."
  • Meg: "Then this is LITTERALLY the first time something like THAT happened, cause never in Superior History has that event ever occurred, nor does the prospects allined for it to happen again now that Magic's back in working order."
  • Tyrone: "Guys, let's not worry about the accuracy of questionable theories made in a time of uncertainty and let's be relieved our powers came back at all. Whether or not you believe what the news brought with what Yen Sid said, we can at least say we STILL have powers."
  • Ororo: "Well honestly, I felt like the fritz at least in some way contributed to why Super-Vills didn't got so active for awhile. I think the power drain forced them into isolation and recovery and putting their plans into hiatus and only NOW are they slowly starting to pick up again now that everyone's superpowers work again."
  • Walt: "Ya sshure it isn't because this ssheries just took forever to get into another Sshuperior Episode?"
  • Silence.....
  • Tyrone: "..... Walt, what did we say about using the lougers' weird post-modern talk?"
  • Walt: Sshhorry.
  • Tane: YouknowIneverthoughtI'dsaythisbutmaybethevillainshadgoneintohidingbecausetheantivillainylawthatGrotchpassed agesagohadtakenaserioustollonthemandweprobablywouldn'tloseouredgeiftheywereallowedtoroamfreeyouknowwhatImean?
  • Tyrone:...Tane, even if I didn't understood what you just said given that I had to learn it so to eventually teach you how to speak slower, it would still sound like the STUPIDEST AND/OR CRAZIEST THING I EVER HEARD!
  • Tane: WHOAWHOAHEY, TAKEITEASYMAN, ITWASONLYATHOUGHT!!
  • Ororo: "And besides, I'm sure it was purely cause-of the Fritz effecting Super Powers-"
  • Tyrone: "Which I'm still thinking it's only a theory without proper testing!"
  • Ororo: "-In being why the villains were-absent cause, come on, villains don't care for laws anyway, so to them, Grotch's law is more a suggestion than a requirement, and they had NO problem ignoring it before."
  • Meg: Well, none the less, Grotch made that law cause he didn't want Superiors to look bad or anarchical for letting bad eggs basically do what they want.
  • Scarlett: "And thank Algor that's something we can all get behind."
  • Walt: Sshpeaking of Algor, I wonder how he's doin' thesshe dayssh.
  • Ororo: "Tch, what do you guys THINK he's doing? Politics stuff."
  • Walt: "Fair point, but, you'd think he called us in by now when Catamount got caught by us and we gave him to the Ops. Espeically with the accidental time travel junk and what not, and to address that we've been not doing swell lately? I mean, he should've called us in for briefing by now and here we are yucking up back at home, don't ya just think that's even SLIGHTLY off?"
  • Ororo: "Oh it's because-...... Huh. That's a good point."
  • Tyrone: "Oh I'm sure it's like what Ororo said and he's been doing politics alot lately. Espeically after that Fritz and it's implied BUT STILL UNPROVEN involvement with Superpowers! I suspect the guy went into maximum overdrive to pay for the lives that were affected and/or almost lost to the Fritz, evidence of actual correlation not withstanding."
  • Ororo: "Well, even if it's just that, it would be nice to check up' on him. Cause, heaven forbid he's having another personal crisis again like with what lead to us going after the Core."
  • Scarlett: "Well I doubt Dr. Pyogitix ever made another over-powered energy core...... Right?"
  • Silence.....
  • The troupe charged off!

Prometheus Temple.

  • Algor was seen sighing romanticly at a message he had gotten awhile back.
  • Suddenly, the Justic Teens bursted through the door!
  • Algor: "BAH?! (Hides the message he was holding) WHAT IN THE GLORIES, YOU BUNCH?!"
  • Tyrone: "Listen, Master Algor, before you think of retiring again and making everyone go after another possible core like last time, hear us out-"
  • Algor: "Wait, what? Last I check with Dr. Pyogitix, the Pyo Core is a unique creation! What in the living dickens made you bunch think that?"
  • Scarlett: "Well, you didn't summoned us for the briefing about Catamount and-"
  • Algor: "Oh, OOOOOOOOOOH! I uh, had Figdit covered that for me, and he is taking reports directly with the Super Ops. My, apologies for the confusion. We'll discuss any noted mistakes, later."
  • Ororo: "But- (Algor teleported the group off)."
  • Algor: "..... (Goes back to his hidden message)...... Soon......"

A Day later, back at Ororo's place.

  • Ororo: "(Was pacing about) Ugh, I wish I can GET that metal-headed lizard sometimes!"
  • Walt: "I know! Ya went from being enemies with the guy cause of the Mimicry Ban and yet you went to save him from inadvertently allowing a bad heir to come in. That guy, is the epitome of complicated.  (A bang was heard outside)... What wassh that?
  • Meg: Probably the mailman trying and failing to get used to his returned powers again.
  • (They opened to find a Superior flying snake)
  • Flying Snake: UGH! I told them at the post office to get that Bearded vulture guy to replace me, but did they LISTEN?!
  • Ororo:... Are you okay-
  • Flying Snake: DO I LOOK OKAY?! (Deep breath)... Sorry, guys, it's just, I've wanted to quit since this Fritz made my job harder to keep. I want a Superior who can fly WITHOUT powers to take my place, but the people just won't listen to me! Doesn't matter, I'll get myself fired on PURPOSE if I have to. Just take the message. It's from Algor.
  • Ororo: Really?
  • Flying Snake: Really really! Goodbye! (He flew off)
  • Tane: WHAT'SITSAY?!
  • Ororo: (They opened the envelope and opened the letter)... OH MY ZEUS!
  • Tane: WHATWHATWHATWHATWHATWHATWHATWHATWHATWHATWHAT-
  • Everyone: SHUT UP!!!
  • Tane:... Sorry!
  • Ororo: ALGOR'S GETTING MARRIED! (Everyone was shocked)....
  • Meg: "...... Annnnnnnnnd, we have our answers now about his prolonged absence."

Prometheus Temple.

  • Algor was seen getting fitted with ceremonial capes.
  • Algor: "(Examines white cape).... Ugh! A white cape's too predictable, I need something more, flashy!"
  • Dresser: "But you said you wanted to make yourself look formal! White's very formal with a wedding!"
  • Algor: "Well yes, but, it also offsets my own metal body!"
  • Figdit: "Have you tried getting a paint-job for the flashier colors then?"
  • Algor: "..... Oh thank goodness that came into my head! Figdit, summon the best Paint-Manipulator Superiors available! I am looking for the finest paintjob fit for a wedding!"
  • Figdit: "Oh sure, I'll get right on tha-" (The Justic Teens arrived)
  • Tane: ALGOR, WECAMEASSOONASWEHEARDTHENEWS, CONGRATULATIONS!!!!
  • Ororo: AHAHAHAHUAH!!!... WHY DOES GETTING A RIDE WITH TANE'S SPEED GET SCARIER EVERY TIME?!?
  • Meg: BECAUSE IT'S TANE!
  • Ororo: IT WAS RHETORICAL! Anyway uh, eheh, Algor, uh... Congratulations on getting married.
  • Walt: So who'ssh the lucky gal?
  • Algor: Oh... She's someone... Interesting.
  • Tyrone: Interesting? (He tried to read his mind)... Oh, right, mental blocks.
  • Algor: Helps me tell my story MY way. Anyway... She is actually an old friend of mine who's the current leader of... The Superiors of Hades.
  • Walt:... It'sshh named after the Greek god of the dead?
  • Algor: AND the underworld, so therefore, it fits. This land is underground beneath the Tartarus Valley.
  • Meg:... The naming is SO, uncanny. How come nobody ever knew about this place?
  • Algor: "The Superiors of Hades, uh, tend to be, of controversial beliefs, so, I would imagine that superiors of the surface DIDN'T wanted to keep them in mind."
  • Ororo:... Uh, exactly HOW controversial are we saying?
  • Algor: "(Earnest surprise) How controversial are we say- How contro-..... Don't your schools ever teach you about Kemisum?!"
  • Meg: "A: For Ororo, a lot of that lack of knowledge is kinda your fault, Mr. Exiler of someone who reacted badly to your Mimicry Ban even if it was actually meant to be for her well being from a rogue cult of Mimics, and B:.... Define,  Kemisum?"
  • Algor: "...... Ughhhhhhh! Does that mean the education system is keeping that philosophy in silence STILL?! I mean, I can understand not wanting to give impressionable minds the wrong idea, BUT MY GLORIES, THERE CAN BE A SMART WAY TO INTRODUCE IT?!"
  • Walt: "Wait, is that to imply that Kemisum is bad or something?"
  • Algor: "Ughhhh, it's more like, it's a highly disagreeable belief. But, perhaps visual aid is required. (Claps hands, as servants brought in a movie projector and a film reel)."
  • Servant 1: "(Holds the film) Your "Guide to Kemisum", sir."
  • Algor: "Thank you."
  • The Servants walked off as Algor sets the movie and gets it ready.

In the film.

  • Announcer: "(Film distortion sounds until the film starts to become normal) -And welcome to, the guide to Kemisum."
  • (Walt): "Yeeesh, how long ago is this movie?"
  • (Algor): "Shush!"
  • An aged ape was seen.
  • Aged Ape: Hey, I'm getting too old! I want extended life. (Another aged ape came in)
  • Aged Ape #2: I'm getting too old too! I want extended life to! (The first one was denied)
  • Voice: The second one gets that extended life because he is given the right that choice.
  • Ape #1: WHAT?!
  • Voice: Tis the will of Kemism. Those who are trusted with free-will are to only be the ones who deserve it. People with the highest rights and the highest morality. THIS man has all of those, and not YOU!
  • Ape #1: WHAT?! I, I DID GOOD THINGS IN LIFE!
  • Voice: Yes, but you are not trustworthy because you have done more selfish things with those powers. Powers of certain kinds, including the ones developed in Hades, are to be earned. You have done nothing to earn this reward. Those who live their lives and use their wills wisely, are to be rewarded. And those who do not, must be left behind. (The first old ape died)
  • Voice: KEMISM!!! (Echo)
  • Grotch: Hello, everyone. I am Grotch Prometheus. The founder of Kratos itself. Many of you have asked the question before seeing the example: What is Kemism?... Well, Kemism is the cruel practice in which certain powers, privileges, rights, free will, rewards, and so on, are all reserved for those who earn it. Those who cannot are to be shunned and denied. It's a disgraceful next step in the power hierarchy that I've had to fight for. Powers are a gift. Powers are things that are NOT to be controlled OR profited from. These gifts are NOT something that can be used selfishly, yes, but it's NOT to be controlled by mortals who are too clouded of perception or judgmental. Kemism is NOT to be practiced under ANY circumstances. It has left many a person to die or suffer bad fates, and it is wrong. As such, I have done whatever I can to keep it from spreading... And it cost me quite a lot.... Remember, powers are your own, and so are your choices. It does not matter which path you choose or how you choose to take it, but it is your own, and NOBODY can tell you otherwise. This is Grotch Prometheus. Have a happy day!
  • Chorus: KEMISM IS BAAAAAAAD! (Film ends like an old reel film comedically finishing up with the film being seen in the process)

Film Ends.

  • Scarlett:... Wow, that was the stupidest ending chorus I ever heard.
  • Ororo: So, Kemism is like some superpower sovereignty that decides who should and who shouldn't have certain powers because of background, morality, and so on?
  • Algor: It was supposed to be a way to prevent villainy, but no matter what, power corrupts, and there's nothing that can be done about it. Kem just couldn't accept that, and decided that Kemism was the true government. So Grotch stopped being his friend and exiled him in his own home of Hades.
  • Tane:... Uh... IthinkweforgotthequestionaboutWHOYOURFIANCEIS!!!
  • Algor: That's where I was going. The one I'm marrying... Is Kem's daughter.
  • Ororo: What?
  • Meg: What?
  • Tyrone: WHAT?!?
  • Figdit: WHAT?!?
  • Algor: "..... Figdit, you already know about this ahead of time!"
  • Figdit: "Yeah, but I wanted to feel included."
  • Tyrone: "Ahem! Okay, unless Kem's daughter is like, SMOKING HOT, I kinda don't see-"
  • Algor: "Well actually by the standards of her species, she'd matured rather nicely."
  • Tyrone: "Okay, but still, the daughter of the guy who found Kemisum?!"
  • Algor: "Now keep in mind, if it helps, she has promised to keep Kemisum to her people and not try to advance it with the marriage. Besides, the marriage is for a' far grander importance of enabling the Superiors of Hades to re-connect with the surface for the first in the longest time now."
  • Meg: "And, hey, good on her for wanting her people to be able to see the sun again, but, what if there was a reason why the Hadesians vanished underground to start with."
  • Algor: "Alot of that, simply involves Kem's death and that the Hadesians simply wanted their space."
  • Ororo: "Well that was SOME breather they took if they haven't been seen since when GROTCH was alive!"
  • Algor: Well, yes, the, loss of her father was, a strong event for them. But we promised each other we'd fix that strained relationship. All these years gave her time to think.
  • Tyrone: But, if that was true, wouldn't Hades have forsaken Kemism?
  • Algor: It's JUST how they live, and Jem has to respect that for her father. She said she would just keep Kemism where it is and nowhere else.
  • Tyrone:... I don't know. It feels like Jem would be a little better than that if she truly cared for her kingdom. She may respect her father, but if she TRULY wanted Hades to change, then she'd have banned this Kemism nonsense a LONG time ago.
  • Algor: Tyrone, you know as well as I that ancient Superiors were traditionalists. Hades had remained stagnant and therefore that never changed.
  • Tyrone: Then how can you be certain she's changed?
  • Algor:... (Stern) As if to assume she is LYING?! Tyrone, if my friend wasn't serious about this, SHE WOULD NOT EVEN SENT A MESSAGE THAT PROPOSED TO ME?!
  • Tyrone: Calm down sir, it's just, I mean-... Maybe. It's just, this feels a little shifty. Jem may not even be fully honest with you.
  • Algor: Tyrone, I get you're the smart telepath of the JTs, but do you HAVE to be such a skeptic?
  • Walt: "He doesn't even believe that the superpower drainage and the frits were one and the same!"
  • Tyrone: "NOT HELPING MY CASE, WALT?!"
  • Algor: "NOW LISTEN, THE WHOLE OF YOU?! (Sighs).... I know Jem is a fruit that grew from, an unsightly tree, but, she's a far more kindred spirit than her heritage would suggest."
  • Tyrone: "I'm sorry if this sounds harsh but, this is basically like the daughter of the leader of capitalism, accepting a birthday party invitation to the party of the prince of communism! Now, I'm not trying to compare your old lady friend to something out of anti-Kemisum propaganda here, I am sure she is perhaps the most nuanced person ever, but, CLEARLY, you mentioned that her dad is kaput, right? And added to that, you said she didn't ditched her dad's belief."
  • Algor: "But be assured that she is like fruit that is more beautiful than the tree it grew from!"
  • Tyrone: "Yeah, I trust you on THAT, but I'm not exactly hearing a lot of "The Fruit that fell FAR from the tree"! You even admitted that you hadn't exactly kept up with her!"
  • Algor: "Tyrone, I assure you, if she was even REMOTELY like Kem, she would've been a LOOOOONG established issue on this world by now!"
  • Tyrone: "That could simply mean she's not stupid and doesn't want to make an immediate charge!"
  • Algor: "Tyrone, you are LUCKY I am practicing Grotch-Level patience with this right now?! That said, be ensured that Jem HAS tried to talk her father out of trying to spread Kemisum into the surface and even warned him that it was gonna come back and bite him! But that Kem was netourious in stubbornness and pride. If that isn't enough to ease you of any fear of a new-age Kemisum problem, then only the gods know what will! But inspite this, I do want to still invite you bunch to attend a festivities, but now it has to be under the condition to be nice to Jem!"
  • Tyrone: ".... I'll promise I'll be civil at best until shown reason otherwise."
  • Ororo: "Ahem! The REST OF US will be more considerate."
  • Algor: "(Sighs slightly relieved) At least a flawed promise is better than sans a promise. Oh, and you're welcome to invite the Lougers as well, she would LOVE their eccentric behaviors, cause I'm sure it would be nice for them to visit Kratos again after the insanity that happened since their last visit."
  • Ororo: "Oh sure, I'm down with seeing the Lougers again.... Outside of visiting their two parties, I mean."
  • Walt: "And maybe the thing with that Vi-Tor guy."
  • Algor: "Exactly! We almost rarely ever had them come!"
  • Meg: "Well, shows how much we in Kratos like to take care of ourselves unless it's REALLY serious to ask for outsider backup."
  • Algor: "Just, be mindful of how you introduce the Hadesians and their philosophy to them! EVEN MORE SO, to the Peacock. I understand he's infamous of being quick to distrust a potaintional adversary."
  • Tyrone: "In BOTH our defenses, you did say Kemisum is a "controversial" belief, can't be helped if Shen would UNCERIMONIOUSLY agree as did I."
  • Algor: Good. I can promise you all that Jem is TRYING to be as honest as she can. If there ARE other truths, she's surely saving them for later. But again, I want you all to give Jem a chance. Her father's time has long passed, so at least grant her the benefit of the doubt.
  • Tyrone: Then we shall. But know that I'm STILL shifty about this. Something feels TOO off for me to accept this right away. Maybe Kem's still alive, maybe she wants to be like him, or maybe something else. Whatever the case, I hope NONE of it is true.
  • Ororo: Me too. I'd HATE to see your heart being broken.
  • Algor: Good. Thanks for understanding... If albeit still not exactly anymore trusting.
  • Ororo: We kinda came to be more cautious of political figures kinda in thanks to you, cause of... You know... Banning power mimicry thing. Comes with the territory of everyone having superpowers. Makes potential usurps/takeovers kinda more plausible and/or easier.
  • Algor: "For the record, it was not meant to be of spite! It was an attempt to prevent the Cult of Mimicry from going after you, made soured by superiors being given the wrong impression that a power ban is equivocal to a government sanction to discriminate! If I had known Superiors would operate on such playground-logic, I would've just gone for a simple restriction of the power from the start!"
  • Ororo: Well, to be fair, those cultists would've found me anyway if you hadn't sent me away. If anything, you did me a favor.
  • Algor: Exactly!
  • Ororo: But before we make this about me, let's keep on the point. Where IS Jem? Is she here?
  • Algor: No. She's expected to arrive by couch very soon accompanied by bodyguards.
  • Tane: (Scoffs) Sorry, Ijustcan'tgetoverthethoughtthatyourgirl'sverysmall!
  • Walt: Tane, sshhometimes you can be kind of a jerk.
  • Tane: Isaid'sorry'!
  • Algor: "Well if it eases the apparent comedy about her size, keep in mind that the Skrawn are omnipotent superiors! That means she has access to the size-changing power. So by extension, she can make herself "Sizably presentable" to others. I.E., do not count on her being so "Humoriously Tiny", nor call out her species-accurate size, she's easily annoyed by that."
  • Tane: "Crystailclearsir."
  • Ororo: Regardless, everyone, we might want to get people ready to, you know, seeing Hadesians walking the streets. They've never seen them since Kem's death, so, it MIGHT be as big a surprise as...  Seeing Atlantians walk into Modern Greece.
  • Scarlett: Well then what're we standing around for? We have a wedding to prepare for.
  • Walt: "Though I hear talk 2020's not a good year for that-"
  • Algor: "Well if we play this right, AND with no foul-ups, we can make the reunion with Hadesians one of the few silver-linings of an implied troublesome year."
  • Meg: "Let's just hope those don't end up becoming famous last words, here."
  • Ororo: (Sighs) Wouldn't be the worst last words a politician has ever said.
  • Tane: PFFFFFFFFFFFFT!!! (They soon got to work preparing the celebration)
  • Ororo:... Well, so far, so good.
  • Tane: Hey, whydon'tIhelp? Iamfastenoughtododecorations! Heck, Icanevendoasurpriseparty! (Everyone paused)...
  • Ororo: No.
  • Tane: Whynot?
  • Scarlett:... Tane, don't take this the wrong way, but, whenever you throw a surprise party, things... Well... Uh... Yeah, ripping the bandage off, you're terrible at throwing surprise parties.
  • Tane: WHAT?! Nameonetime!

Cutaway

  • Tane: (During one of Ororo's birthdays with a banner saying 'Happy First Birthday Back On Kratos) SURPRIIIIISE!! (Ororo fell face-first into her cake)... Oops!
  • Meg: (During one of her birthdays when Ororo was still on Paradisa)... Ohhh...
  • Tane: SURPRIIIIIIIIISE! (Meg reacted with a punch in the face as Tane splatted at super-speed in the cake, splattering it all over the room)...
  • Ororo's Father: Ohho! A mysterious gift. I guess my sweetie has heard tell of my- (The gift opened to show a sign saying 'you're old')... Oh...
  • Everyone: SURPRRRIIIISE!
  • Ororo's Father: OHH! MY HEART!! OHHH!! AAAHHH...
  • Tane: SURPRISE!!
  • Ororo's Father: AHH! NO! SHUTTING DOWN! (He fell with a twitching leg)
  • Tyrone: Oh my gosh! We killed Mr. Joltzen!
  • Ororo: (While briefly taking powers from an electric Superior) CLEAAAR! (She concentrated electricity through her hands on her father's chest)

Present

  • Tane:... Well... Hedidn'tDIEdie!
  • Ororo: But it was PRETTY close.
  • Tane: "Butimpourentthinghere, hedidn'tdie!"
  • Tyrone: Bottom line, we're not doing a surprise party! ESPEICALLY not for the concurrent leader of a nation of a group of superiors with a controversial belief not seen since when Grotch was still alive!
  • Tane: YOUKIDDING?! Giventheconceptofthat'Kemism'stuff, thoseguyssoundlikethey'relonelyandhavesomanyhoboswhowantagreatlife! Thepeopletherenodoubtliveintheirownpee!
  • Meg: But we can't just go rushing into helping them right away. Their customs and culture are NOT like ours. They've been stagnant from our old archaic ways since... Well... Our old archaic ways.
  • Walt: And sshhome of us don't know the firssht thing about behaving like an Ancient Kratosshhian.
  • Meg: And I will be DAMNED if I am forced to be a Kemist. Kemism is a flawed method of purging villainy, and all it does is CREATE more villains than it EVER could've prevented FROM coming! The way they do it is indeed wrong, and since we're dealing with people who STILL practice is, which I'm guessing means WAY more villains, then- TANE, DON'T THINK THAT'S A CHANCE TO HAVE US PLAY HERO DOWN THERE!
  • Tane: Iwasn'tthinkingthat.
  • Meg: Oh yes you were, it was all in your expression, regardless of super-speed, and I KNOW you LITERALLY went to the Tartarus Valley and tried and failed to find it. This is serious.
  • Tane: Actually, noIdidn't. Meandthecoldarenotthebestoffriends, letaloneTARTARUSCOLD!
  • Meg: That AND the place is a restricted area, and Zeus knows they have MORE than enough speedsters of their OWN, AND, let's not forget your stunt with Catamount AND that speedster, Fastslinger, was it?
  • Tane: WELLDUH!
  • Meg: "Well that being said, I kinda can't expect the land of Hades to be a well put together place."
  • Ororo: Look, the point is, since Algor is MARRYING the leader of Hades, that means we HAVE to try and make a good first impression. Despite their advanced technology, INCLUDING superpowers, even to the point where omnipotence is legal, The Hadesians, are primitive in thinking. They follow Kemism deeply, so therefore we MUST not get cute with Jem. She may be seemingly going soft, but that doesn't mean she's got the patience of a Disney princess. The omnipotence IS a factor here.
  • Tyrone: Indeed. In fact, with that omnipotence, I imagine she did SOMETHING to Algor, and with his immunity to mental attacks and tricks, we can't find out what it is. This girl can be-potential bad news.
  • Ororo: ASSUMING THAT'S THE CASE?! We haven't even MET this girl yet, and we owe Algor to not immediately shout "Bad Guy Alert" here! For all we know, she could seriously just be an old friend of Algor looking to reconnect.
  • Tyrone: "Your argument is a double-edged sword, Ororo. You just as much don't know her as I currently don't. She's just as much not considered innocent as she would be considered dangerious. She's, currently an enigma, like all of Hades!"
  • Ororo: Regardless, we HAVE to give her a chance.
  • Tyrone:... But, if it doesn't work out, we could be history. Say what you will about Jem actually being this misunderstood person who's just being daddy's little girl about a belief that she should've saw as the REAL killer of her dad outside of an intermediate physical reason of Kem facing execution, cause let's not forget we're dealing with the Omni-Superior here. THIS is why omnipotence is illegal on the surface. Such power is corruptive and could change someone into something they're not, and there'd be nothing that could be done about it. We'd all be annihilated in an instant.
  • Tane: CANYOUSTOPTALKINGLIKETHAT, YOU'REFREAKINGMEOUT!!! (Super-speed hyperventilates)
  • Ororo: Don't worry. I had a talk with the Super Ops and they said they MAY be considering a backup plan. Remember when the most accepted way to stop an omnipotent being was time-travel? Well, the CKA doesn't have to do that anymore. Not when the Super Ops have JUST discovered an alternative. A depowering ray that can strip a Superior of their powers.
  • Scarlett: Can't some Superiors do that already? There's superpowers meant to act AGAINST or FOR powers.
  • Ororo: Yes, but not ALL of them. The MCode can be traceable to some who ignore the illegal status of MCode detectors, so, the best way to get around them is... Well... Powers in a gun.
  • Scarlett:... I suppose that's clever. And, you're sure this is necessary? Jem's omnipotence could make her see this, and she COULD get the wrong idea. The idea of omnipotence is that you're LITERALLY all-powerful. Basically, they're gods in all but officially declared by higher powers. Therefore, she HAS no weakness. She HAS no limit. And the one she has with Algor is NOT one we should take advantage of. You said so yourself, she may be trying to light up here, but we're not dealing with a real Princess Peach here! Jem can pack a MEAN punch if it comes to blows! And not just with the powers we KNOW about, but since she's an Omni, who knows what kind of undiscovered powers the Hadesians might know that we don't!?
  • Tane: SERIOUSLY, I'MSTARTINGTOGETUNEASY! (He super-speed hyperventilated until he finally passed out)
  • Scarlett: (Sighs) Someone help Tane.
  • Walt: On it. (He rested him on the couch)
  • Meg: (As Walt did so) But Tane DOES have a point. This mission has SO many things that could go wrong, and we could be killed or turned against at ANY moment. We don't know the FIRST thing about what Jem is like, and therefore we can't know for sure what could happen. For all we know, she could want to be WORSE than Kem.
  • Ororo: Well, it's not a reason to PANIC, NOR be as overtly cautious as Tyrone! Especially not in a way Tane did. Now, sure, none of us know what Jem is like, but, Algor knows her well enough, and he said so himself, if Jem is even HALF of any of Tyrone's worse case scenarios, she'd be a problem by now!
  • Tyrone: "And it's not that I don't trust what Algor knows, it's his knowledge I have problems with, and I don't mean not being able to read it! He could be operating on outdated knowledge of a person that might even so much as minorly change, but in a bad way! Sure, maybe it IS too worst-case scenario to expect Jem to turn super-villain or just be the female version of her dad, but the one thing I know we can agree is this: Why have the Hadesians been gone for so long?"
  • Walt: "I'm guessing it's because Kem's Execution left a sour taste and they wanted to avoid doing something that invokes a war."
  • Tyrone: "True, but what was the driving force of why they went to Tartarus Valley to begin with? Like, maybe it's because Jem may had did something secretly awful and had the Hadesians ran off to avoid immediate confrontation? Now, bear with me, it's not related to Jem being WILLFUL evil here, but, let's consider that Jem is likely very much a daddy's girl. I'm honestly surprised she never just, lashed out violently over what happened with her father, I mean, she had the litteral power to do it unopposed! That is what I am primarily worried about! She might've done something secretly awful and went and got buyer's remorse and had the Hadesians retreat to avoid war!"
  • Ororo: "Then what is this hypothetical secret bad thing?"
  • Tyrone: "Admittingly, that's under speculation with no easy answers."
  • Meg: "Well, we could ask Grotch on it."
  • Scarlett: "Thing is, the core is likely gonna be working over-time to light up the festivities around Algor's wedding, so, it might not be easy to hear from Grotch himself."
  • Tyrone: "As before, speculation with NO easy answers."
  • Ororo: ".... Well, if we can, we can bite the bullet and, ask from Jem herself."
  • Walt: "Ya know that A, Algor will consider questions like that as being suspicious, and B, again, Jem, might not be so cool about personal questions, espeically if they involve her dad and why Hadesians had went off!"
  • Ororo: "True, but what if not nessersarly from Jem, but rather we ask someone she trusts."
  • Scarlett: "They're gonna more than likely be legally obligated to keep political secrets in their heads and their mouths shut, Ororo. I doubt Jem is stupid enough to hang around with a bunch of loose-lips jabberjaws."
  • Ororo: "Then let's earn their trust to make them comfortable enough to be honest at least enough."
  • Tyrone: "We also have to consider that Jem wouldn't surround herself with Gulliable Gilligans either. These guys are likely gonna be extra cautious of random teens like us getting friendly with them, ESPEICALLY since it's the first time Hadesians have come to the surface in like, forever! They're likely to be just as cautious of us as we would be of them!"
  • Ororo: (Sighs)... Well, I'm out of ideas. Ty, you're the genius here, what do YOU think we should do?
  • Tyrone: Well, I'm not entirely sure, given Jem's omnipotence, it won't be easy to get anything from her. Her omnipotence can ALSO come with omniscience, aka the ability to be everywhere at once. So, odds are she could be watching us as we speak.
  • Tane: (Abruptly woke up) AHHHHH!!! SOMEONECUTOUTEVERYONE'SEYESSOSHECAN'TSEEUSTHROUGHTHEM!! AAAHHHHHH!! (He went right back to unconsciousness)
  • Ororo:... Sometimes he REALLY scares me. But let's focus on being scared of the god princess of figurative Hades.
  • Walt:... Given that Hades is often considered the greek version of 'hell', it sshhounds sshhtupid.
  • Ororo: Who cares? We need to-
  • Walt: Eh, maybe we SSHHOULDN'T do anything. Tyrone DID sshay that Jem COULD be watching us right now, shho, maybe we go with the flow and sshhee what comes up? Whatever happenssh, we go through it with sshhafeties off... Or, uh, on in thissh casshe.
  • Scarlett: Gonna have to agree with Walt on that one. We really shouldn't be on the alert if we want to do this without any harm.... But given Tane right now, maybe we should keep a close eye on him. He's gotten PRETTY paranoid.
  • Ororo: In case you forgotten since Jem's omnipotent, WE'RE ALL PARANOID! We just know how to keep it in is all.
  • Tyrone: Let's JUST go with Walt on this one, okay? Go with the flow and hope for the best. But I can't promise things WILL go well.
  • Meg: NONE of us can, but we have no other options. Our lives AND Algor's respect for us are on the line here.
  • Scarlett: "Well with that, let's just go ahead and get the Lougers in already."
  • Walt: Remind usshh again what this has to do with-
  • Ororo: Algor said he's inviting them, remember Captain Short-Term Memories? Besides, they haven't been here for years. They could USE a little visit.
  • Walt:... Oh, right, forgot.
  • Meg: "Ehh, to be fair, it's mostly because we usually handle problems by ourselves cause of Super-Powers. It ain't like we're the AUU where there's always a serious enough problem they have to address even when they have their own star attraction heroes."
  • Scarlett: "We also didn't have a villain dystopia that otherwise wasn't gonna go away on their own terms and had viewed the lougers as a godsend."
  • Ororo: They still saved me.
  • Walt: Albeit without realizing that you were away for a purpose of not becoming one of those Mimicry cultists.
  • Ororo: Ah, I'm not afraid of them. Besides, they'll never convince ME. Now, let's not focus on me, and get the Loungers here.
  • Walt: Alright, but, I don't think it'll be entirely necessary.
  • Ororo: Again, they could USE a rare visit. What harm is there to ask for that?
  • Scarlett: "The Lougers are noted to have abit of a bad track record of not making stellar first impressions."
  • Ororo: "Well yeah, but they are reevaluating themselves.... Or so many precognitive Superiors have said."
  • Walt: Well, that'sshh good. With what'sshh been going on in the passht few yearsshh, they have to do a LOT of that. And given what WE went through, sshho do we.
  • Tyrone: We can get onto that later. C'mon! (They head out to contact the Lodgers)

Dragon Temple

  • ???: Hey, guys! We got another Kratos mission on our hands!
  • Icky/Iago: "..... CRAP?!"
  • Boss Wolf: We just got BACK from the grand return of Dark GODDAMN DRAGON!!!
  • Kowalski: Actually, they say they want us to visit after so many years away.
  • SpongeBob:... Yeah, that's true, we haven't been there since... The Core and defeating Shadowbane, AND THAT WAS YEARS AGO!!!
  • Donkey: HOLY S*** OF THE GODS, WE HAVE TOTALLY GOT TO VISIT THAT PLACE!!! Reevaluation MEANS we gotta visit ALL the worlds we saved.
  • Mushu: Don't we ALREADY do that?
  • Donkey: Yeah, but we JUST lost our record of visiting each one.
  • Creeper: In our defense, there's so many to list. LOTS of them.
  • Icky: "Also, in all fairness, the reason we haven't visit Kratos as much is basically because-they have SUPERPOWERS! Generally, they can handle things fine on their own. So whatever reason they have to contact us now must be super important."
  • Dodo: "Well, wildest thing: Algor is getting married!"
  • Squidward: "Not that I'm not happy for him, but wouldn't romance be made awkward and hard given he is basically a metal lizard?"
  • Icky: "Oh so it's a simple wedding watchers mission huh? No prob, if Algor needs to keep away enemies and jealous exes, we're right there."
  • Shifu: "That's, the issue. He's marrying a controversial leader of a group of superiors not seen in a long time. And info on these, "Hadesian" superiors are scarce. It isn't that Superiors don't know about them, but rather, they prefer not to talk about them."
  • Icky: "Ehhhh, so it's a marriage under dicy political tensions huh? Sounds abit beyond typical wedding watchers missions."
  • Shifu: "The Justic Teens had insisted that they will fill in details the moment we get into Kratos."
  • Mr. Dodo: Well, here's something that MIGHT make this difficult. These Hadesians aren't just primitive in thinking but yet ALSO very advanced in technology... They're implied to be prehistoric creatures. But nothing official until we see them alchourse.
  • Dr. Cockroach: Tch, if so, that's not surprising. Underground hidden prehistoric lands are a dime-a-dozen.
  • Icky: "(Quietly) Especially with future episodes in mind, never mind the summary for this one."
  • Mr. Dodo: Well, their leader and the one Algor's getting married to... She's all-powerful.
  • Thundra: Que? I thought that was illegal.
  • Mr. Dodo: Not to Hadesians it isn't. They believe in something called "Kemism", which is something like feudalism and hierarchy blended. They believe in reserving powers for those who are the most moral and leave those who aren't in the streets, probably for villain prevention.
  • Shifu: I don't mean to pick sides, but I feel this system to be very deluded. Such a system would be too cruel and end up CREATING villains.
  • Mr. Dodo: Which is why the founder of the belief was said to have founded it was executed for it, and thus, the Hadesians have all went to reside in their own land of Hades ever since.
  • Patrick:... Sorry, you lost me at... Hades. What does HE have to do with all this?
  • Lord Shen: (Sighs) Well, just tell them we'll be there.
  • Mr. Dodo: Right away.
  • Icky: "Let's just hope that compared to DD making a scene again in this series, a dicey wedding would be a cakewalk."
  • Sandy: Well when you're dealing with an OMNIPOTENT Superior, that means ANYTHING can happen.
  • Thunderclap: Ahh, powers schmowers. We can handle it. We've fought all-powerful foes before.
  • Banzai: Yeah, but because this is a comedy show, THEY always held back, usually with the excuse that finishing us off with a snap of your fingers isn't fun. THIS one is likely to have NO sense of humor... Or at least compared to the OTHER omnipotent baddies. She won't have ANY excuse to Thanos-snap anyone she doesn't like away.
  • Lord Shen: Not if she doesn't want to disrespect Algor.
  • Banzai:... I guess that's true.
  • Lord Shen: Alright, everyone, back to the van! (Everyone groaned) OH, RUB SOME DIRT ON THOSE DD WOUNDS, WILL YOU?!
  • Yan Yan: "Well honestly, I feel like this could be a new experience to any of us that haven't seen this "Kratos" before."
  • Icky: "Well yeah, I guess this is a good opportunity to any that had joined the Lougers post-Last Superior Episodes."
  • Sandy: "Then let's saddle up, partners!"

Kratos

  • Tyrone:... Alright. They're coming.
  • Ororo: Heh. I guess it wasn't that big a deal to come down for a simple wedding watch. With so many things likely to go wrong,I guess we could use the guys who took on omnipotent people before, not that I'm suggesting something is wrong with Jem alcourse.
  • Meg: Well, they only did it before because THEIR omnipotent enemies were stupid enough to hold back, and not do a Thanos and snap their fingers and annihilate them in an instant, usually with the excuse that doing so isn't fun.
  • Tane: Wellitisn't. IfIhadallthatunlimitedpower, Iwouldn'tenditrightthenandthere.
  • Meg: Regardless, they should make this a LOT easier.
  • Walt: I HOPE sshho. Thissh hassh ALREADY gotten much of ussh on edge.
  • Scarlett: We should at least TRY to prepare for making a GOOD first impression with Jem.
  • Ororo: With the Lodgers? I kept hearing from the same precognitive Superiors that told me they were reevaluating that sometimes they suck at first impressions.
  • Tyrone: SOMETIMES?
  • Ororo:... Oh...
  • Scarlett: Then they should at least know to take THIS one seriously. You don't screw around with omnipotent leaders if you don't want to have your body mix-matched.
  • Ororo: "Well that's assuming Jem would be so impulsive as to instantly hurt someone who screwed up the first meeting, cause, would Algor be an old friend if that's so?"
  • Tyrone: "Well, yeah, I would not argue against that Jem would be the calm and collective type, even for Omni-Superior, but we're STILL talking about the leader of a group of superiors not seen in forever! It would do good if the Lougers don't make big idiots of themselves in front of even someone as potentially chill as Jem would be. The Hadesianss likely haven't realized that outside visitors are a thing again, and do we REALLY want them to think that they're a bunch of circus clowns?"
  • Ororo: Pssh, I've seen clowns who can fight... I'm NOT even kidding. I WAS BRIEFLY IN A CIRCUS!
  • Walt: "I thought it was a freakshow."
  • Ororo: "It was more circus-like. I mean, come on, a freakshow HAS to be like that. Can you IMAGINE if it wasn't? It'd be DEPRESSING! Would you WANT to see a freakshow if it was flat-out STRAIGHT?! Uncle Pelly surely wouldn't've been as popular as he is if he played it straight!"
  • Walt:... Ehhh, no!
  • Ororo: EXACTLY! Point is, the Lodgers may be clowns, but they're clowns you do NOT mess around with. Alright, amigos, time to make way for helping the bride and groom. Chop chop!
  • Meg: "Time to make it this dream work!"

Kratosian Space

  • Skipper: (They arrived from hyperspace)... Whew. After all these years, it looks almost new.
  • Yan Yan: It's new to ME, because obviously this is my first mission.
  • Patrick: I almost feel sorry it's a BORING one. But, at least the best part is that we get to be near superpowered animals.
  • Phil: This IS an interesting world to say the least. It's a world which-is reported to have been a sanctuary for animals all over Earth to escape humanity as a gift from Zeus, and when they discovered quantonium, the same stuff that makes Susan here grow ginormous at will, they enhanced it to give themselves superpowers.
  • Yan Yan:... So, they're basically a race of animal gods?
  • Phil: Well, in terms of someone from a world like mine. These people DO primarily worship the Greek pantheon. MANY of their lands and foundations are named after certain Greek deities, but that doesn't mean they're ENTIRELY Greek. Some are American, Chinese, Japanese, etc. Otherwise it'd be boring as furry nuts.
  • Panic: PFFT!
  • Fidget: I'm actually impressed that Algor ACTUALLY managed to fall in love with someone The Justic Teens forgot to tell us what species she is.
  • Icky: "Well given the claim of it being pre-historic critters is still untested, it could be anything."
  • Iago: "I wish the Justic Teens were more clear."
  • Mr. Dodo: Alright, people, we're entering Kratosian atmosphere. (He swiveled the van around in a serpentine motion)
  • Ralph:... Okay, sorry if this sounds like something Eddy would say, but why do you swivel it around like this again?
  • Mr. Dodo: Because we have to avoid catching fire in atmospheric-entry. Landing on a world isn't as simple as a direct descent.
  • Ralph: Right, just looking for clarity.
  • (Deadpool): "Ya know, this has never been a thing in Star Wars movies where ships enter into planets with no trouble at all."
  • (MSM): Probably because magic science?
  • (Deadpool): True, moving on... Wait, don't THEY have magic science- (The episode resumed as they landed)
  • Ororo:... How was the trip?
  • Phil: Well, we JUST came back from a previous mission and these guys are being whiny bitches about it, but other than that, it's nice to see you guys again after so long.
  • Donkey: We LITERALLY haven't seen you guys since the Core and Shadowbane. Not counting cameos alcourse.
  • Tane: RIGHT?!? YOUGUYSREALLYSHOULDVISITUSMORE, WHAT'SNOTAWESOMEABOUTANIMALSWITHSUPERPOWERS?!
  • Dodger: Hmmm... UNSENTIENT animals with superpowers?

Cutaway

  • SpongeBob: (The Lodgers were seeing trying to take down an unsentient chimpanzee from a lab with amazing superpowers, as it's unsentient nature meant it ran rampant with them) STUPID, MONKEY!!!
  • Sandy: IT'S AN APE!
  • SpongeBob: MONKEY SOUNDS FUNNIER!! NOSTALGIA CRITIC SAID SO!!

Present

  • Tane:... Touche!
  • Icky: "Hey to be fair, the sthick with this series is that we only get to visit worlds when there's a problem, and, you guys normally handle things just fine."
  • Meg: "True, but ya don't nessersarly need to only visit worlds when there's a problem ya know."
  • Lord Shen: "(Pulling out a list) Annnnnnd adding that idea into the Reevaluation List."
  • Icky: "Oh great, ya give Shen an idea to use."
  • Lord Shen: You have a problem with that, Prehistoric One?
  • Icky: No! And it's TOTALLY not because we're tired from our PREVIOUS mission!
  • Lord Shen: Oh, wah, quit complaining. It takes a LOT more work to WHINE!
  • Ororo: Ahehem!
  • Lord Shen: THANK you for saying that! Let's move and meet back up with Algor.

Prometheus Temple

  • Algor:... Hmm. You arrived quicker than I expected.
  • Kowalski: With your powers, is 'quicker than you expected'-
  • Algor: Please let me keep things on topic. I guess you heard about me and Jem, so, I could USE some aid to make sure history doesn't repeat itself, well, not suggesting I'm anxious about this, I trust Jem myself.
  • Tyrone: "Ahem!"
  • Algor: ".... Ahem! I suppose I can say I am wary about the state of Hadesians outside of Jem."
  • Boss Wolf: Heh, guys, when you really think about it, ANY omnipotent being can be our business, because they won't stop at their own world. They'll target other worlds, INCLUDING OUR OWN!
  • Soothsayer: Hmm. I was about to tell you all the same thing.
  • Algor: "Well I like to insist again that Jem is-"
  • Icky: "We know, we know, your future Waifu is cool! We're talking about Omni-Sups in general!"
  • Algor: "Ahem! Quite, I just wanted to make sure there's an understanding.
  • SpongeBob: Well in that case, good sir, we'll make sure this super-powered marriage goes without ANY setbacks. Right, guys? (Everyone answered yes in their own way)
  • Algor: I mean not to be skeptical given what you did in the past, but.... Seems as though you guys might have to make a good introduction... AS yourselves.
  • Trixie: Trixie begs your pardon?
  • Algor: No offense, but when I look at you all, I think that something comically embarrassing is going to happen, and Jem, well, either she'll mistake you as comic relief, or be given a less then steller ideal of how strong Kratosians are if YOU guys was what saved us before.
  • Tyrone: "As the best-case scenarios."
  • Algor sighed disgruntled at Tyrone's distrust.
  • Po: Well, what exactly do you mean by 'as ourselves'?
  • Tigress: I think he means we introduce ourselves in our own way. Let us be ourselves.
  • Banzai: I'm pretty sure that's the same thing as what he doesn't want to happen.
  • Shenzi: Then let ME be specific for him, Banzene. We just open up a carnival in town OURSELVES, and give what I can assume are Hadesian visitors on behalf of Jem, something to do before the wedding. Introduce ourselves, through others, if you know what I mean.
  • Icky: "So basically, the old "If we're gonna look like idiots, we may as well do it in that they laugh with us, not at us."."
  • Kowalski: Hmm. That COULD work.
  • Tane: ACARNIVAL?!? THATSOUNDSSOAWESOME!!!!
  • Algor: No offense to any of you, but, apart from Jem-
  • Tyrone: "Or at least the memory of what you knew Jem as."
  • Algor: (Rolls eyes with a sigh), Hadesians, are too dignified for that. They would end up viewing a carnival as if we're making a big deal out of their return in a non-serious and regel way. I mean, yes their return needs to be taken seriously, but in a way that feels refined and sophisticated.
  • Duke: Ya know what I say to that, Al? And I mean this with as much due respect as I muster towards a political figure..... BULLS***! You're NEVER too dignified to get into something new. You only live once, you gotta unwind.
  • Bubbha: He's right'cha know. A life of feudalism, power and population control can be PRETTY damn boring! You best make the people comfortable.
  • Algor: "..... Not a wrong statement, but if we're doing a "Carnival", we should at least not make it look, corny."
  • Sir Hiss: "Well, if it's a dignified but fun festival you seek, then I offer my services, Algor. I'll handle making the festivities look respectable, while Icky and Iago handle the details like games and food, with my supervision to make sure the food doesn't look TOO well in verse with a normal carnival, alcourse."
  • Sandy: "If rides are needed, then the genius lodgers offer to make something that's still fun, but isn't TOO Carny-Worthy."
  • SpongeBob: Uh, thing is.... What if there aren't MANY Hadesians? What if it ends up just being Jem and some personal followers?
  • Algor: No need to worry about over-preparing. Jem said that she'd bring HALF the population there. And by half, there's also half morals and half immorals, well, the ones that aren't registered as criminals, obviously. Those on the opposite sides of Kemism. It only seems fair that people from both ends get equal ends of the stick.
  • Mr. Krabs: That's, actually very thoughtful of her. (To Tyrone) And you, much less us, were actually afraid of this lass?
  • Tyrone: "I'll stress it once more: Even if Jem is pretty much on par with a Disney Princess, it isn't just HER I'm worried about! Some of her statuses, being that she's the daughter of the guy that created a controversial system, is bound to be tailed by political enemies or even followers eyeing for an easy takeover. Even if in a best-case scenario where Jem's not the problem, an adversary or a defector will pick up the slack!"
  • Algor: "Well I can't promise much in the way of any of Jem's personal rivals crashing things, as I can't promise the same with my own opponents to me, but Jem has insisted that her followers are as loyal to her as they are to Kem's legacy."
  • Tyrone: "But HOW much loyal? And are they loyal to those things in EQUAL AMOUNTS?!"
  • Algor: "Well I doubt Jem would really trust them enough to even COME here if they so much as to even have a nitpick to Kemism or her and her father! And keep in mind, she's an Omni-Superior, so she has a superb judgment of character!"
  • Tyrone: "That doesn't mean it isn't possible to surprise or deceive an Omni-Superior. it's just, a hard challenge to do."
  • Algor: "Ughhhh, I think I'm starting to give your school credit for why they didn't teach about Kemism. I showed you a VERY old propaganda movie of it, and it was still able to make that effect of inspiring great caution!"
  • Tyrone: "Well again, that's because the Hadesians are pretty much an RNG wild card! They're an unpredictable element, espeically more so given they were absent from Kratos history for a LOOONG time! To a Superior like me, anything that's hard to predict and see coming, ALWAYS needs to be treated with caution!"
  • Algor: "And I get what you're saying, but Jem has promised she'll only bring Hadesians that have proven trustworthy or at least are non-issues!"
  • Tyrone: "That she knows of!"
  • Algor: "(Starts to get abit angry) Master Tyrone, for as much as I appreciate the caution, I-"
  • Icky: "HOLD IT! Before we let this get too intense, putting the ambiguity of your fiance aside, what Ty's saying otherwise is a good point. Even as an Omni-Sup, she can't accurately predict that EVERYONE's gonna play nice! Espeically since that, based on what we heard, Jem is likely to have daddy issue baggage that's coming with her, so, in no disrespect to her, there's the chance she might not be playing with a full deck in terms of super-power usage."
  • Algor: "..... (Sighs calming down), I suppose that's considerable. Jem has admitted in the message that, Kem's end still haunts her to the point that she's been watching old guide films that teach and promote Kemisum, just to hear his voice, even if under old audio systems for the films."
  • Earl: "Yup, that's a daddy's girl thing to do."
  • Algor: "That said, I would still like everyone here to be respectful about Jem, understood? It's, it's why I want things to go so perfectly. And it's not out of fear of what she COULD do cause of being an Omni-Superior, FYI! And no, IT'S NOT JUST WEDDING STRESS EITHER?! Nor that this is a signifigant historic event?! I, I want this to be my chance to mend her heart about what happened to Kem. Cause of Kem's end, I, ended up never seeing her again since when the Hadesians left for what would become Hades underneath Tartarus Valley. She was someone I bonded with since we were children, many years ago back when both Grotch and Kem were still alive. I, have a chance to heal her personal tragedy, and if it comes with a marriage and a historic opportunity to mend an ancient riff, well frankly, I'd be a bigger idiot than Icarus to say no to that."
  • Tyrone: "(Sighs)..... Once more, I'll, curb my suspicions on Jem until further notice."
  • Algor: "Again, better than no promises from you, Tyrone."
  • Icky: "Well okay sure, we'll agree that suspecting Jem of anything without proof is a trigger button for you, and for that, we'll ALL agree NOT to touch it! Cause last thing a wedding with a historic reunion of two super-powered factions needs is us getting into a bond-wrecking mess cause of disagreements."
  • Algor: "Thank you for this. I'll, go see Figdit about how the decorations of where the wedding will take place in the Senate will look like. (Leaves) I oughta make sure he picks exactly the colors I wanted."
  • Iago: ".... Yeesh, let's hope he doesn't turn into a Mecha-Groomzilla."
  • Ororo: "Mind Algor, everyone. I'm sure he's just anxious about wanting to look good in front of an old friend, who's also had just proposed to him and that this marriage could make or break the potential of putting both Kratosians and Hadesians at better terms. I'm sure that he's only being nearly quick to rip our heads off at the mere implication of bad-mouthing Jem cause, he misses her, BADLY."
  • Scarlett: "Yeah, so it might be a good idea we be cool about Jem until we have good proof of any trouble, from her or someone else."
  • Meg: "Though I'm guessing Algor would much rather have trouble be from someone else. He'll probably even welcome a Bombio Bros attempt to crash the wedding to steal Hadesian jewelry if anything."
  • Tyrone: "Though it doesn't help to fact-check each of Jem's followers to make sure they're on the up and up-"
  • Ororo: "If we're gonna do that, we'll do it casually and RESPECTFULLY, not like they're under interrogation, cause that makes them feel like they're not being trusted. But for now, there's yet to be a reason to do so. Let's just focus more on making the Lougers' plan happen."
  • Walt: "Though how are we suppose to make a Carnival look "Dignified"?"
  • Sir Hiss: "As before, leave everything, to moi."

Chapter 2: Jem the Pterosaur/Meeting The Hadesians

Prometheon Main Street

  • Donkey: "Alright alright, let's get the party started! You think Algor is cool with me giving him romantic advice?"
  • Shrek: "Donkey."
  • Donkey: C'mon, that's what I did for you and Fiona, ain't it?
  • Shrek: Not really, when we first met, all you did was prepare me for a line in a wedding, THAT WE WERE TOO LATE FOR!
  • Donkey: Can a donkey make one mistake?
  • Shrek: Yeah, they can. Hee-haw!
  • Donkey: Okay, no need to be-speciesist here, my point here is that I can at least TRY!
  • Puss: No offense, but I'm sure there's OTHER heroes among our ranks that know love better than you. YOU may be a husband and father, TO A DRAGON, but there's people who understand love better than you.
  • Shrek: Besides, you're only a husband and father because DRAGON was the one into YOU, because you were complimenting her to avoid being lunch! And the first time we met her to save Fiona, SHE WAS TRYING TO KILL US! Possibly to keep you to herself and do her job, but still. All you got out of it was her.
  • Awkward silence.
  • Meg:... Gonna need some aloe for that one.
  • Donkey:.... That cuts deep, Shrek. Also, we got so many couples in our ranks, it's hard to tell who knows love best. Does Iago and Thundra know love the best? Nah, Iago's a loudmouth, and Thundra's got a thunderous temper at times.
  • Thundra: Watch it, burro!
  • Donkey: Well it's TRUE! Shrek and Fiona DO have chemistry, but if I'm being honest here, one COULD argue that you two got together because of Fiona's cursed ogre side and that YOU Shrek were originally only helping her because Farquaad put fairy tale folks into yer swamp! If it wasn't for THAT, I guess Shrek wouldn't see her for who she is with that solitary side of his.
  • Meg:... Ohh, counter-burn.
  • Donkey: And then there's Icky and Gilda. They're one of the newest couples in our ranks-
  • Icky: "We've been together since Season 1, which like, years ago."
  • Donkey: CONSIDERABLY recent if you think about it, and they only fell in love on our FIRST mission in the AUU! Gilda just needed advice from a GIANT HUMANOID WASP to give love a chance. Since she lost Rainbow as a friend, she's not really had much going for her before helping Rainbow Dash in Griffinstone. So, yeah, not a good relationship.
  • Trixie: (Scoffs)
  • Donkey: Oh, and THEN there's Trixie and Fidget.
  • Trixie: AWWW TART NAAAHHH!!! (She bucked him in the face) We are NOT a couple! You KNOW THAT! Trixie would rather die to bat rabies than go out with HIM!
  • Fidget:... (Wimpers like a sad dog, for being a crippled bat).
  • Trixie:... BUT, I'd rather have him as a sort've, friend-family. Since Shifu's tantrum in Greece, AND that Christmas mess-up where Po messed up with making those cookies TOO sweet, the guy DESERVES respect.
  • Donkey:... Okay, I'll take what I can get. Now for the... POTENTIAL couples. STARTING with the ships.
  • Tigress: (Clenched teeth) SO HELP ME SHENLONG, IF YOU BRING UP ME AND PO-!!!
  • Donkey: Ooooooooooooookay, NOT bringing up Tigress and Po for reasons of self-preservation against kung fu tiger attacks, let's-instead being up the most classic, SpongeBob and Sandy!
  • Sandy: Yeah, no, we're STILL a little touchy about that.
  • SpongeBob: Me too. Since that YouTube interview with MSM where he brought up, A NEPTUNE-DAMN FAN IMAGE, I have been REALLY iffy on talking about it.
  • Donkey: Oh, so it's NOT about the fact that you and Sandy are still technically married?
  • SpongeBob: YES!!!
  • Donkey: Eh, I guess that answers my question. Not a fine relationship. Now for the next likely relationship, Banzai and Shenzi.
  • Shenzi: NO WAY!
  • Banzai: DAMN RIGHT NO WAY!
  • Kaa: "That time back in Agrabah in the old days of the crossover series seems to suggest other- (Shenzi smacks him with a hammer) D'OH?! Shutting up."
  • Donkey:... Yeah, DEFINITELY not a good relationship.... Oh, wait! Let's not forget, Spyro and Cynder!
  • Spyro: Oh, here we go again! Isn't it enough that Sparx always pokes that?
  • Donkey: Oh, come on, man, you had to have seen it coming.
  • Spyro: Okay, you know what, Donkey, it doesn't really matter WHO knows love the most. Love HAS no perfection. I mean, look at Algor! (They remembered he was still metallic)... When he and Jem met for the first time in ages... Uh...
  • Ororo: "They started messaging eachother a few weeks prior to this day."
  • Spyro: Yeah, that, you can imagine time WAS spent getting to the point of romance, in SPITE of... His metallic looks.
  • Chaos: Speaking of which, why hasn't he considered switching to regular Komodo looks again?
  • Meg: "Well, it's kinda too late for that, he's already in the metal body and can't survive without it now, and it'll only ever come off if it needs repairs or an upgrade."
  • Tyrone: "Besides, don't we have something to prepare and plan for?"
  • Thundra: He's right you know. We must really focus on the Carnival. We MUST make the Hadesians feel welcome.
  • Pervis: Oh heck yeah! Almost forget about that!
  • Lord Shen: "Still need work on keeping things relevant to the mission CLEARLY!"
  • SpongeBob:... Well, everyone, what're we waiting for? (They soon created a Carnival walkway from the main streets of Prometheon, all while this music played)

Later Outside.

SpongeBob_Production_Music_The_Circus_Comes_to_Town!

SpongeBob Production Music The Circus Comes to Town!

  • Sir Hiss: "Alright, have we taken care of not having this festival look tacky?"
  • Patrick: Please! Take a look at THIS! (They saw an amazing-looking carnival)... Oh, yeah, this is an awesome-and-inviting-looking carnival! (It was revealed to be the plans for it as the real thing looked messy and cheap) WHY DOESN'T OURS LOOK LIKE THAT?!? (He kicked so many of the crappy tents angrily)
  • Chaos: (Sighs) I got this. (He snapped and the messy carnival was now much better)
  • Patrick: RAAAAA- (The messy tent he was about to kick changed into a neat one) -AAaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAA- (He kicked a rock) -OOOWW!!!
  • Mushu: Why didn't you do that before?
  • Chaos: Hey! Can't I watch ANYTHING funny like you guys messing up?
  • Sir Hiss: "..... (Sighs), Eugene, did you cheaped out on the supplies again?"
  • Mr. Krabs: "(Clothes stuffed with money meant for the carnival)..... Oh sure, assume the dedicated capitalist for going cheaply."
  • Sir Hiss: "Duh, EUGENE, Icky granted you that money from his infinite space locker to spend on carnival things?!"
  • Mr. Krabs: To spend on BORING things? No way! The Hadesians deserve BETTER! So I decided to hire some Superiors to give us BETTER! (A Superior tuatara appeared and accepted the cash he had inside of him)
  • Ororo:... You got HIM?!? The legendary matter-manipulating architect, Eurotas Horme! YOU'D HAVE TO PAY HIM A MILLION DOLLARS JUST TO SHOW UP!
  • Eurotas: That's right. And the idea he presented to me, is one that I... ALMOST couldn't pass up. I've only thought of Hades as a myth, and to help strengthen a carnival meant to prepare for their arrival? (Kisses his own hand) MAGNIFIQUE! So, yes, I SHALL help you!
  • Sir Hiss:... Shameful, Krabs! I mean, not to diss on the fact you brought a professional, I'm sure Mr. Eurotas is a capable person, but that money was meant for-
  • Mr. Krabs: I know what you're trying to say, Hissy, and hear me out! Not many of us know the FIRST thing bout how to impress a Superior, their architecture, is MUCH too robust for us, a regular carnival would've been not only too expensive, but mediocre. So who better to make it for a Superior, than a Superior of our own?
  • Susan: I'M A SUPERIOR, Uh, well, BY TECHNICALITY!
  • Tyrone: Yeah, but the people here are iffy on a HUMAN Superior. Not meaning to sound racist or nothing, but they believe Zeus brought animals here to be away from the impact of humans.
  • (Deadpool): "Though I think the PTE Kratos had decided to fly that philosophy out the window and-"
  • Icky: "WILSON, WHAT DID WE SAY ABOUT BEING FREE ADVERTISEMENT TO A COMPETING SERIES?!"
  • Eurotas:... Ignoring that. But seriously, I have to concur about what Young Tyrone said. Even I would hesitate on that.
  • Sir Hiss:... (Sighs) Woe is me! I ask for things to make a carnival look regel, and that money is wasted on hiring someone to lazyman us into that goal.
  • Icky: "Hey, it's not like Krabs didn't had a good argument this time."
  • Eurotas: Also, don't you woe yourself, mon ami, your crab friend had the right idea. ALRIGHT, EVERYONE, CHOPPITY CHOP CHOP! (Many matter-bending Superiors brought in tons of resources to use their powers with and create great and grand bigger attractions, getting many of the Lodgers and Superiors to watch in awe, as they created rides and attractions to fit the scale of any prehistoric creature)
  • Mr. Krabs: YES! YEHEHEHS! Now make a roller coaster!
  • Eurotas: NO! No roller coasters! It's KINDA pointless if you can fly! The consequence of super-powers is that things that normally thrill normals, Superiors have been desensitized to. It be like sending a spider enthusiast to an arachnophobia curing session, you're just giving a less impressive version of what they already like and can do without being held down by something!
  • Susan: ALL rides are pointless if you can fly. Besides, not ALL Superiors can fly.
  • Eurotas: Nevertheless, people who CAN fly can HELP them fly by proxy. I swear, technicalities like this? Give me a break! Plus, given we're dealing with-Hadesians, the scale means that anything destructive can happen. Espeically since some Hadesians can be HUGE, naturally or otherwise. Some can be as big as titans!
  • Phil: "Well, in fair honesty, Titans are technically giants but with added powerful bonuses and height."
  • Eurotas: And why were even the OLYMPIAN GODS scared of them? Ze Titanomachy taught us that anything can happen when it involves giants with powers.
  • Ororo:... He is, NOTORIOUS for technical detail.
  • Lord Shen: "NOW you tell us."
  • Mr. Krabs: But bright side, it's working great, see? (They saw that their work was enough for a Superior)...
  • Tane: PERFECT!!! JUSTPERFECT!! IWOULDBEINTHISCARNIVALFORDAYS!!!
  • Eurotas: My finest work yet. But I must stay here to make sure ze integrity is STILL enough. We have no idea how Hadesian powers work, often because of ze rumors they have a WEALTH of undocumented powers.
  • Tai: Undocumented powers?
  • Scarlett: Yeeeeaaaaaah, we admit the Mcode chart, doesn't cover everything. We only have cataloged a select amount of powers. Hadesians were said to have expanded upon that because of the value powers hold in Kemist society. Our own powers were said to be enough, even when certain undocumented powers exist out there. In Hades, they're more common.
  • Fidget: So, you're saying, these Hadesians, could have NEW powers you guys have never seen?
  • Scarlett: Yep.
  • Fidget:... Okay, I don't know if I should be amazed or as worried as you guys.
  • Eurotas: I would recommend both, really. (Tremors were felt and heard, and a glass of water held by Private was seen rippling)
  • Kowalski: Where'd you get that glass of water?
  • Private: Asked one of the construction Superiors to make one for me. I was thirsty.
  • Icky: "..... Ya know, the obvious Jurassic Park reference is usually a good sign for one thing."
  • Iago: "Yup, we're dealing with Dinos."
  • Melman:... Uh, guys?... I think they're coming.
  • Almost Everyone: YOU THINK?! (A load of prehistoric Superiors teleported in and plowed through the heroes)
  • Triceratops: HEY!! OUT OF THE WAY, LOITTERORS?! (Much of the surprised heroes moved around)
  • Iguanodon #1: YOU HEARD KYNE! MOVE IT!! (He and three other Iguanodons passed by)
  • Icky: "AND SUDDENLY, WE'RE REFERENCING DISNEY'S DINOSAUR?!" (The Hadesian Superiors came in a similar fashion to this walking down the main street)
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Dinosaur - Joining the herd HD

  • Gilda suddenly bumps into a velociraptor.
  • Velociraptor: OHH! Excuse me. I need to ask you to be more careful where you are.
  • Gilda: "Hey it's purely an accident!"
  • Velociraptor: "Then may I recommend not being in heavy traffic then?" (The Raptor moved on with several Troodon siblings)
  • Icky: "..... Yeah, I think that might help a lot not be in the way of these guys- (A giant Tyrannotitan plowed through many of them) D'OWWW, MY ASS?!"
  • Tyrannotitan: WATCH WHERE YOU'RE STANDING! Just because MANY of us are huge, doesn't mean we can walk right OVER you! (A Megalosaur dressed as a warden was seen)
  • Megalosaurus: Yeah, have you even SEEN any dinosaur fossils? Nevermind getting them?! (An Avisaurus flew above them)
  • Avisaurus: DON'T MIND TITUS AND PHLEGETHON, THEY'RE NOT GOOD AT SOCIALIZING!
  • Tyrannotitan (Titus): WE HEARD THAT, JETSEN!!
  • Avisaurus (Jetsen): I KNOW, AND I DON'T CAAAARE! (He flew off)
  • Therizinosaurus Soothsayer: You may want to be careful. The bigger ones are in the back. Especially Electrum. SHE, you do NOT want to cross. I should know. I can see the future. (She left and a group of Edmontosaurus plowed through them with their children)
  • Dormouse: OH DEAR!
  • Icky: "..... WHY ARE WE STILL HERE?!"
  • Smee: GIANT FEET ALL OVER THE PLACE!! (He dodged many of them) NOT, WANT, TO GET, STEPPED ON!
  • Ralph: EDDY, GET YOUR HEAD DOWN! (They ducked as many Gallimimus walked by, and then the Lodgers and Superiors saw to their glory, a bipedal-walking gigantic Argentinosaurus with golden shining skin with the music intensifying)
  • Argentinosaurus:.... (Noticed the unplanned audience before her) STOP STARING! I MEAN IT! (She walked right over them with her long tail lashing at them as they dodged)
  • Kowalski: WATCH THE TAIL, LADY- (The tail emitted a beam that turned the mailbox behind him into gold) GOOD GOLLY WOLLY!!
  • Tyrone: A MIDAS BEAM!!!
  • Argentinosaurus: "Be THANKFUL that was meant as a warning shot, tinies?! (Moves on)."
  • Icky: "..... Now THAT'S a truly expensive federal offense."
  • Mr. Krabs was seen trying to stuff the now golden mailbox in his pants!
  • Lord Shen: "EUGENE?!"
  • Mr. Krabs: "I'M STILL DEPRESSED ABOUT WHAT HAPPENED IN THAT GOLDRUSH DIMENSION, LET ME COPE?!"
  • Koolasuchus Scientist: (Shows up) Ya crossed old Electrum, huh? Well be lucky that Jemmy keeps that long-neck in her place about turning PEOPLE to gold! (To a lab assistant Guanlong behind him) C'MON, GUAN, WE GOTTA KEEP ALL THOSE QUANTONIUM VIALS INTACT FOR OUR SCIENTIFIC DEMONSTRATION TO THE GENIUSES UP HERE! AND HURRY IT UP! WE'RE ALREADY AT THE BACK, WE DON'T WANNA GET LEFT BEHIND! (As the Hadesians were already passed, the heroes saw them all)
  • Ororo:.... That's a LOTTA Hadesians!
  • Private: "Well at least we made the Carnival good-looking for them."
  • Hadesian voice 1: "Yeesh, did we end up visiting while the circus is in town?"
  • Hadesian voice 2: "Ehh, at least it looks like a pricy circus. Though ya think the surficies would've given us a more grandeos welcoming committee."
  • Hadesian voice 3: "Oy, this is ALREADY off to a GREEEEEAT start."
  • Hadesian voice 4: "Goes to show on how much of a spectacle the surfacers have made of our return. If Kem was still in charge, he would've demanded a large celebration and a banquet, not a circus and carnival games!"
  • Sir Hiss sighed depressively.
  • Viper: "It's okay Hiss, they just need the chance to get used to things first."
  • Eurotas: "Well, I admit their opinions are, a mixed bag, but, that is to be expected from the Hadesians. They were used to a' more, serious reality."
  • Icky: "Well, okay, we ended up making, a mixed-bag first impression, but heeeeeey, it's not a BAD first impression."
  • Lord Shen: "But not exactly of a desirable position, Ickerious."

Prometheus Temple

  • Algor stood and awaited stoically yet with some small notice of anxiety as he was with Figdit and some Kratosian Senators.
  • The Triceratops, Kyne, arrived at the top of the stairs first with the four Iguanadons as his Followers.
  • Kyne: "..... AHEM! Presenting, arriving via coach, the veritable and elegant, the continuer of Kem's legacy and Kemisum's continuer, President- (Suddenly, A Sordes female swooped in on a hoverboard doing over the top extreme stunts as a cooler than expected-entrance, to the surprise of the Senators and Jem's followers, and to Kyne's clear annoyance as he groaned with a JP Triceratops sound)..... Jemmy Marie Skrawn......."
  • Jem landed the board down like the daredevil, kick-flipped it up in the air, landed on her feet, and grabbed the board like a pro-skater.
  • The Velociraptor from before: "..... (Facepalms) (Quietly) This was NOT what we rehearsed."
  • Jem: "..... S'up my dudes! How was that NARLY entrance?! (Jem started to do air guitar!) YEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAH?! (Kyne facepalmed groaning, as most of her followers facepalmed as well)....."
  • Kyne: Nobody believes in the air guitar anymore, your majesty! Not even with Air Manipulation!
  • Jem: I think you mean YOU don't believe in the air guitar anymore.
  • Algor: "(Laughs bashfully at the humor as he sighs in bliss) Jem, you're as if you are an angel that developed a taste for extreme sports. Just as I remembered. You haven't changed a bit."
  • Jem: "Awwwww, thanks Al. I'd say you're still the same fancy-talking kaiju monitor from the old days too, BUUUUUUUT, I'd think I'd remember you going Mecha-Godzilla on me."
  • Algor: "Uh, ahem! I uh, had addressed in our-messaging to each other that, I had given myself a metal suit so to last longer."
  • Jem: "Yeah yeah, but I didn't think it'd be this intense, yo! Why didn't ya just gave yourself longevity?"
  • Algor: I tried. But, back when I was engaged in, less than well-cultured activities, a lot of longevity-giving doctors asked too many questions about WHY I wanted to have that power. So, getting this metal body was a, safer alternative."
  • Jem: "T'ych, bet ya feel super awkward now that you're not doing that thing you tried to do anymore."
  • Algor: "(Deadpan) Don't remind me. (Sighs in bliss) I missed your sense of dry-humored wit."
  • Jem: "(Hugged Algor) And I missed your deadpan reactions to my hindsight too, babe. The Nostalgia goggles are ON, baby!"
  • Algor hugged her as well.
  • Senator Trunx: "(Sighs in relief). (To other senators quietly) Thank goodness Jem is much more relaxed for an Omni-Superior."
  • Senator Accus: "(Quietly) As relaxed as an extreme stunt performer can be."
  • Velociraptor: ".... AHEM! Lady President, we discussed about being more formal about this, even before your fiance."
  • Jem: "(Rolls eyes) Okay okay, ya didn't had to sour the moment, Talona. AGAIN! (Lets go of Algor as he does the same) So, Al, you excited about the wedding?"
  • Algor: "Well, if the white cape doesn't indicate my readiness for the marriage, then I nay know what is."
  • Jem: "I also see you gave your armor a bit of a golden paint job."
  • Algor: "Thank you. It's washable paint though, granted to me by the finest paint-manipulation superiors!"
  • Jem: "Awww, it's cute you're trying to play the formal gentlemen ya always do, Al. But ya don't have to do that for an old friend. So, BATH DELIVERY!!"
  • Algor made a surprised concerned face as a stock dramatic sound effect sting was heard!
  • Algor: "Nononononononononononono, Not Bath Delivery AGA- (Jem spatted out water from her mouth like a fire truck hose that smacks Algor right into the senators, bowling them over like bowling pins and crashing comedically into the temple, as Jem's follower facepalm again, Kyne aggressively so) BLAAAAAAABLUBBLUBLBLUBLBUBLBUBLBUBLBUBLBUBLBUBLBUBBLBUBLBLB!!"
  • Jem stopped after a while, as Algor was no longer in golden paint while water dripped everywhere.
  • Jem flew in laughing joyfully and landed near Algor!
  • Jem: "I TOTALLY MISSED THAT! Hey, remember when I first did that to you when we first met in the mud pits?"
  • Algor: "...... (Sighs), I admit, I missed this in a way as well. Though you're lucky this isn't the kind of metal that rusts in water."
  • Jem: "Hey sorry about the temple tho. I can turn myself up into the heat of a thoundson suns to dry it up if ya want."
  • Algor: "DEPDEPDEPDEP, That won't be, necessary. The temple was uh, due for a wash anyway."
  • Jem: "Okay, cool! Man, I am NAILING this first interaction between Hadesians and Kratosians!"
  • Trunx: "(Spitting out water with trunk) (Quietly) For better or for worse."
  • Talona: "..... Senators, I am, SO sorry! Electrum is MORE than prepared to pay for all damages."
  • Bouncer: "Eh, no worries, Shelia. If Algor's okay with it, who're we to spoil her fun?"
  • Trunx: "Ahem! Algor was meaning to say that Jem and her direct followers are welcome to stay in the temple for until we get the wedding in the senate room ready in the following week while the subjects are welcome to stay in the city. The Lougers had set up-"
  • Talona: "Yeah, we kinda say their uh, carnival thing, and, our people are.... Mixed about it. We were expecting more of a, grandeos dignified return with a festival and a following banquet of the richest and most expensive of food, but instead...... You treated our return like it was a circus. Now, alcourse, Jem is more laxxed about the arrangement, but-"
  • Kyne: "-Had Kem still live, he would not stomach an INCH further in this charade and cancel everything!"
  • Talona: "Not exactly what I was going to say, Kyne, even if not exactly inaccurate."
  • Jem: "Kyle, chill, will ya?"
  • Kyne: "It's Kyne."
  • Jem: "Ehh, but you look like a Kyle to me. (Kyne bemoaned). Anyway, chill it. I know a carnival isn't what, (Slightly sadden) Dad would've gone for, but, (Cheers up) But it's the thought that counts, man. We'll just, need to humor them at best, ya know? Besides, I, LOVE, what Algor's normals friends and the JCs did with the thing, (Algor was surprised on how well it had worked), I mean, I had noticed that Hadesians were always down in the dumps, they could use some pick me ups, ya know?"
  • Kyne: "(Sighs), I can't say I'm in the position to deny that, persay, but, it's still FAR below your father's standards. (Quietly) Though I'm not surprised you're abit below your own father either."
  • Jem: "Hey, whoa whoa whoa, Kyle, I heard that!"
  • Kyne: "AHEM?! Sorry, uh, I'm failing to keep my personal opinions separate from professional duty again, I-"
  • Jem: "(Giggles into a snicker), Professional Duty! (Snickers), I keep imagining poop in a business suit every time I hear that! (Snickers)!"
  • Kyne: "(Annoyed groans)."
  • Talona: "AHEM! As, I was trying to say, Jem is by-all-means a bit more open to these, unconventional choices, but, I myself would like to issue changes in the following days. (Pulls out a scroll and rolls it out, of which it was noted that it was still rolling as she reads it) Item Number 1, We would like for a' preparation of a PROPER welcoming Banquet in the Temple, for it to be ready by the following day. Item Number 2, Jem is to be given the widest room possible for her stay in the temple, where she will be granted an Emperor-Sized Bed, polyester sheets, a blanket worthy of gods, 700 different styles of pillows, and she is to be given her meals in bed, and each meal must be specific to her dietary recommendations, TO, THE, LETTER. Item Number 3, She is to be bathed by ONLY the most capable of Water-Manipulating Superiors, who are to be STRICTLY female, married & straight! Item Number 4, her clothes must be washed by only the most up to date washing machines, with the most effective detergent, and they are to be perfectly, carefully, AND RESPECTFULLY, folded, and must be dried without causing it to wrinkle. Item Number 5, in the event of an emergency, her legion of doctors' phone numbers are-"
  • Montana: "GEES LOUISE, RAPTOR, ALL THAT FOR AN OVER-SIZED TINY PTEROSAUR?! GOOD GROTCH?!"
  • Kyne growled at Montana, scaring him.
  • Kyne: "You, are to treat the daughter of the brilliant founder of Kemism with respect?!"
  • Montana farted in fear as he felt something in his backside......
  • Montana: "..... (Blushes)..... You uh, just scared me into going to the bathroom too soon."
  • Jem: "Ugh, Kyle, COOL IT!! (Kyne backed off). And Tally, can you take your mom-list with the Senators to somewhere private? I want to catch up with Algor."
  • Talona: "(Understanding sigh), Alchourse, Jem, you, you really need to be with Algor again, I understand. (Leaves with the Senators as she continues her list)...."
  • Algor: "..... Jem, I would really like for you to meet with the Lougers and the Justic Teens-"
  • Jem: "(Jumps onto Algor's back, grabs him with her legs, and starts flying off with him) FRIEND FLY, LIKE OLD TIMES?!"
  • Algor: "JEM JEM JEM WAIIIIIIIIIIII- (Jem bursted through the roof and flew off with Algor as he Wilhelm screamed)!"
  • Jem started to fly around with Algor while holding him, never tiring out as she shouts with excitement as she goes fast and does stunt with Algor, to the guy's freak out!
  • Algor: "JEM, PLEASE, CALM YOURSELF?! I, I AM NOT EMOTIONALLY PREPARED TO GO BACK TO THIS?!"
  • Jem: "Okay Al, I'm gonna do the triple loop somersault where I toss ya up into space as I quadruple flip 17 hundred times meeting you then, then I'll grab ya and dive-bomb back to Kratos in the Badass Nuclear Smashland!"
  • Algor: "WAIT WAIT WAIT- (Jem started to do exactly what she said as Algor started to scream like a girl)! JEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEM, THIS MAY BE A BAD TIME TO DO THIS CRAZY OLD STUNT OF- (Jem grabs Algor as they reached space as she dive-bombs straight back into Kratos and crashes into the Plaza of New Athens with an epic heart-shaped explosion! Algor and Jem were seen laying in the crater, Algor's white ceremonial cape ruined)....... Owwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww. I still felt that, even with METAL for skin!"
  • Jem: "(Backflips back up)! WHOOOOOOOOO! SO LIKE OLD TIMES?! (Plops down next to Algor who is basically stuck into the ground cause of his heavy metal body) I missed doing stunts with you!"
  • Algor: "..... (Sighs) Truly you had not changed a bit in these many years of absence. (Blissfully) And I would never have it any other way."
  • Jem: "..... Funny how it turns out. We start out as only best of best friends, and suddenly, we're on our way to be wife and hubby. And while it's in the way of rekindling things between Kratosians and Hadesians!"
  • Algor: "Jem, I, should probably tell you that, well, your little stunt is likely gonna cause a stir."
  • Jem: "D'aaaaaaaaaaaah, you know me, Al! I LIVE to make an explosive impression!"
  • Algor: "I know, but, you see, one of the Justic Teens is VERY anxious about you, and, your "Badass Nuclear Smashland", might, send a poor message!"
  • Jem: "Aw come on, Al, when has anything I-done send the wrong message?"
  • Algor: "(Deadpan) Would you like the long list or the short?"
  • Jem: Ha! I really did miss this. but seriously, how bad can this guy be?
  • Algor: "I feel like you're about to see in the next 3 to 5 seconds-"
  • Tyrone: WHAT, THE HECK, WAS THAT?!? (He and the Justic Teens and Lodgers showed up)
  • Jem:... Oh poopie!
  • Patrick: 'Oh poopie'?... Wow. You really ARE misunderstood. We were expecting you to be, well, as dignified as your daddy.
  • Jem: Well, not everything is as it seems, now is it? Just because dad was all uptight and super serious doesn't mean I am.
  • Kowalski:... Is that... A Sordes? One of the small pterosaurs of the Late Jurassic Period?
  • Private: "She doesn't look at all that small."
  • Jem: "Thank you, size malmitualtion."
  • Private: "Ah, toushe."
  • Skipper: Well at least it wasn't one of those early Triassic pterries. Really not pretty suckers to look at.
  • A Triassic Pterasaur Hadesian Superior: "I RESENT THAT COMMENT, GOOD SIR?!"
  • Ed Hyena: EHUAHAHAHAHA!
  • Joe: And... Wow, we were SO worried you'd be just like your father! She's actually kinda fun to be around.
  • Tyrone: "Yet I'm also not any less worried about the fact that she ALMOST KNOCKED THE PLANET OUT OF ORBIT, OR WORSE?! I THINK IT WAS LUCKY SHE WAS SLOWED DOWN BY THE FACT SHE DRAGGED ALGOR INTO IT, IF IT EVEN HAD ANY EFFECT?!"
  • Lord Shen: "Well obviously she restrained her powers enough to just made a mushroom cloud but with a heart instead."
  • Tyrone: "BUT THAT'S JUST IT?! At least when I thought she was gonna be more like Kem, she would've had an understanding how dangerious being an Omni-Superior is?! BUT HERE SHE IS BEING EXTREMELY CAREFREE AND HAPLESS WITH THE POWERS?!"
  • Jem: "Ugh, Al, I'm starting to see why you were worried about this guy over-reacting. He sounds like Talona but as a dude."
  • Tyrone: "WELL I'M SURE WHO I ASSUME IS YOUR ADVISER IS RIGHT TO BE SO CONCERNED ABOUT YOU BEING AN OMNI-SUPERIOR?! ESPEICALLY CONSIDERING THAT YOUR KEM'S DAUGHTER?!"
  • Jem: Are you kidding? We're not even related. I'm adopted.
  • Frank: Eh, I suppose that's fair, nobody would've respected him if they knew he had an adopted small ptero- (He did this)
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Chris Griffin- Whaaaat?

  • Algor: Quite, that's probably what I should have mentioned earlier.
  • Tyrone: Jem is... Adopted?!
  • Iago: "But wait, you two are the same species."
  • Private: Wait, when did we figure THAT out? We were never told what species they were.
  • Kowalski: The Justic Teens told us, while you were once again busy people-watching.
  • Iago: "BUT STILL! Clearly you're the same species as Kem, so-"
  • Jem: "Oh sure, go for the same species angle, surely it doesn't make ya look spiecest, dude. Lol, JK, just having fun with ya! But seriously, just because we both happen to be Sordes, don't mean it's that easy!"
  • Squidward: "Did you just say L-O-L and J-K outloud?"
  • Jem: "Well you see, dad's wife ended up getting Quantonium-Caused Cancer cause the Omnipotency Doctors ended up botching her Omnipotentcy upgrade because the leading doctor, was an eccentric doofus that always plays with experimental ideas. And given that dad was always complicating Kemisum in worrying about how narly the united universes can be, losing his wife to that kind of unprofessionalism, kinda sealed the deal for him in making Kemisum a thing."
  • Meg: "Wow, I, kinda have to feel bad for Kem. This philosophy was made because he'd lost his wife and ability to have a family."
  • Ororo: "I, personally felt more sorry for you Jem, cause, it sounds like he just adopted you to fill a void his wife couldn't fill being under cancer."
  • Jem: "Hey don't get me wrong, dad loved me plenty! He raised me since he adopted my egg from an orphanage and raised me like as if I was actually his kid."
  • Tigress: "Yet you're aware of your adoption."
  • Jem: "Yeah, kinda comes with Omnipotence, espeically the genetic-awareness power, like, it litterally made me aware that he wasn't actually my dad, and, well, look at me! Even if I somehow didn't had that power, I look like something out of the sonic world, dad was structurally different from me! It'd be as obvious as a Goose adopting a Panda!"
  • Po: "Wow, way close to home."
  • Jem: "But believe me, genetics meant nothing, cause, (Gets sadden) He, was still close to a father I could ever asked. It's.... It's why, I kept his philosophy around, even if it started to, well, outlast its welcome with the people. Cause like, I'm, kinda aware it doesn't fly with some people no-more, but..... I kept it around to keep his memory alive..... And, to hear his voice again, I have to rewatch those old guide movies he made for Kemisum. It wasn't like dad wanted to hurt people, I, I, (Breaks into sobbing), HE DIDN'T DESERVED TO BE EXECUTED?! (Cries)."
  • Algor: "(Gets himself up) Now now, Jem, don't cry, don't cry! (Comforts her) I'm here, I'm here. I'll, go ahead and return us to the temple. (Teleports off with Jem)...."
  • Tyrone: "(Eye-twitches)..... Is she..... EMOTIONALLY UNSTABLE?!"
  • Gazelle: "Hey, I'm sure it's more like she was thinking too much about her father and it made her sad. It's more like she's on a crutch of still grieving."
  • Tyrone: "THAT'S SOMEHOW STILL BAD?! An Omni-Superior with emotional issues like that is TWICE MORE DANGERIOUS THEN IN GENERAL?! AND ADDED TO THE FACT SHE'S BEHAVING LIKE A FREAKING TEENAGER-"
  • Ororo: "We're teens too, genius."
  • Icky: "Albeit cause of cartoon logic."
  • Tyrone: "-WE, ARE SITTING ON A TIMEBOMB SET TO WRECK KRATOS SOMETHING FIERCE IF SO MUCH AS A REMINDER OF HER DAD HAPPENS AGAIN?!"
  • Ororo: "Well I'm sure Algor has a handle on it and will try to make Kem as irrelevant as possible to their marriage!"
  • Skipper: "But none the less a fair point. We're gonna need to have Jem have that certain part of her life wrapped up in a neat little bow and help her move on from her grief."
  • Gazelle: "Indeed. It would be good to help a grieving daughter move on from her pain."
  • Icky: "Well that, and, I feel like that the only reason she's still acting like she's in her teens, is because it's like, a coping mechanism for the fact that her dad's dead. I bet'ya getting her to move on might also lead to less of, (Points to the crater), this."
  • Lord Shen: "That is also a good reason why we need to do this. Can you imagine what a shared union between Algor and Jem would be like if her issues are still unresolved, (To Tyrone) WORSE-CASE SCENARIOS ASIDE?! (Back to everyone) At most, she might end up making it difficult for Algor to really do his job if he's too busy being made to be pulled into reliving the past in extravagant and excessive ways!"
  • Trixie: "I know. She's almost being like Starlight right now on how she tried re-living her past with Sunburst."
  • Shifu: "Though we must be cautious about asking Jem to let go of her past. On top of a likely unwillingness, her followers may take offense to such a' persistence and would aim to keep us away from her."
  • Ororo: "But what if at least some of them would like to see Jem cool it with her behavior too?"
  • Tyrone: "Well even then, trying to defy the whims of an OMNI-SUPERIOR, espeically one that's basically still like a teen, WOULD BE LIKE HAVING A DEATH WISH?! Those followers would likely be COWARDS to her, even IF Jem is so passive for an Omni-Superior?! Cause I stress it again, Omni-Superiors are like GODS?! And we can all agree that a god that isn't being respected, IS JUDGEMENT DAY WAITING TO HAPPEN?!"
  • Patrick: The religious Judgment Day or Terminator 2 Judgment Day?
  • Tyrone:... Yes!
  • Squidward: (He laughed crazily from that smart remark)
  • Tyrone: So, we might as well-
  • Bill: Yeah, not to be rude here, but, there's a carnival out there, and just because Jem's not the serious god we thought she was, AND the Hadesians don't believe in having fun, doesn't mean it should be wasted.
  • Ororo:... Yeah, true. Eurotas DID put a LOT of elbow grease into that carnival. You guys should take care of that while WE take care of Jem's daddy issues.
  • SpongeBob: Then you do you, and we do we! (They left)
  • Tyrone: "Welp, guess it may as well be like we didn't brought the Lougers here. We'll have to improvise working with Jem then."
  • ???: If you all wanted assistance on pacifying Jem, you should at least have aid from someone OF Hades-descent.
  • Tane: WHA, WHOSAIDTHAT?! PUTUPYOURDUKES!!! (A Sinornithosaurus flew in with a Pterorynchus partner came in)... WOW, PRETTYRAPTOR!
  • Sinornithosaurus:... What did he say?
  • Pterorynchus: I have NO idea.
  • Meg: "He basically complimented your looks."
  • Sinomithosaurus: "..... I'll, take your words for it."
  • Tyrone:... Who are you two?
  • Sinornithosaurus:... Why didn't you-
  • Tyrone: I can ACTUALLY sense you have a psychic block. BOTH of you.
  • Sinornithosaurus:... You ARE the finest telepath I've seen on the surface thus far.
  • Tyrone:... Thank you?
  • Sinornithosaurus: Ahem. I am Bexley Xing, and this is my friend and partner Romana Shenyang.
  • Romana Shenyang: Code names Flechette and Feilong.
  • Meg:... And, what exactly calls for this unexpected eavesdrop?
  • Flechette: Well, we have come in favor of a mission. You see, we feel this wedding will FINALLY end the suffering our people have put up with.
  • Ororo:... Uh... What?
  • Flechette: We represent the Hadesians who have been victimized the most by Kemist law. Those of us at the absolute BOTTOM of the pecking order. Those of us denied the right to be better because of background and moral grayness.
  • Feilong: We were all shunned for our pasts and our dreams ruined.
  • Flechette: So we made an underground community referred to as Soteria. We Soterians live freely from Kemist law. We've had to do crimes for the greater good for centuries! A life of hiding and stealing is no life at all! I was TIRED of stealing and doing illegal acts just to give people what they want out of life. Not ONE thing had changed since... Kem's death.... But now, we may just have a chance to change EVERYTHING! Therefore, if you're going to help Jem change, then we're in.
  • Tyrone:...
  • Tane:... Theyseemnice.
  • Tyrone: "..... Ugh! Knew this wedding was going to attract political opponents to this!"
  • Ororo: "Buuuuuut, we're dealing with the ones that are NICE about it."
  • Tyrone: "Well yes, but, don't you think it's risky to suddenly start hanging out with them? CLEARLY Jem's followers will throw a FIT at the sight of them!"
  • Flechette: "You would think that, but then again, (She and Feilong suddenly turned into different dinos) How'd you think we're even here to begin with?"
  • Tyrone: "...... I just want to ask, you two clearly have a problem with Kemism and yet you're not bothered by Jem's reasoning. I figured that as obvious opponents to Kemism, you guys would be more, angry."
  • Feilong: "Well, we're have seen Jem before, and, she's honestly a cool gal. She's only guilty of holding onto Kemisum because it reminds her of her father. It's basically like she's trying to avoid forgetting about him."
  • Flechette: "This said, her grief has unwittingly corrupted Kemism to that it's started to become inconvenient and unreliable. It was fine back when times were simpler, but obviously, Jem has failed to amend the system beyond what Kem established to that now it's started to be mishandled by the very believers of Kemism. In our case, because our people had not always made the most moral of choices, myself and some friends were not allowed additional powers to become the heroes needed to stop criminals from just taking our home over cause of unchecked crime cause our home's government made too many bad calls in the past. Suffice to say, Kemism made us public enemies cause of disrespecting it. And I won't blame your caution of being around us, given your cautious about scaring Jem's followers away from letting you close to her for even trying to ask for Jem to move on from the past."
  • Walt: "Well that, and the Senate might also chew us up for even being around what the officials of Hades had called enemies. They're, touchy about heroes making iffy choices too."
  • Feilong: "So we heard. It's no secret the surfacers have their own strict standards too. But they're comparably light compared to Kemism life."
  • Ororo: "Well obviously directly working with you guys and being seen with you is out, but, that doesn't mean you guys can't help us, it'll just have to be, out of sight. Perhaps maybe you can share info on what makes Jem tick and what to avoid setting her off, well, outside of the Daddy Button, obviously."
  • Flechette: We can do that. Our shapeshifting IS potent, but we cannot use them in combat. We can only change SHAPE, not inherit other prehistoric creatures' abilities.
  • Feilong: Good thing too, because it would be SO unfair to have THAT kind of shapeshifting power.
  • Flechette: Romana, what did I say about treating missions like a game?
  • Feilong: It's how I cope with harsh reality, okay?! Tell me you can't handle real life like that.
  • Flechette: I can, actually. I prefer to meditate and find inner peace as opposed to making myself look insecure.
  • Feilong:... Okay, that-
  • Flechette: And I do NOT mean that in ANY kind of offense. I'm saying that in terms of what OTHERS might say. You heroes may need us. We BOTH have equal gain doing this, because Hades has been outside of peace with Kratos for too long. Soteria NEEDS to live more freely. We cannot live as antihero thieves any longer. Especially since... Sir Pictor has already hit the finale of his search for Soteria. We've had to evacuate.
  • Meg: What?... Oh, gosh. So... You're doing this because you lost your home.
  • Tyrone:... I'm... Sorry.
  • Flechette: Someone has to be. But none of us could've defended our home. Sir Pictor and his partner Fokker are DANGEROUS. Pictor may have a massive ego, but he can both resist his own powers and OTHER people's powers. Thus I cannot locate him using my absolute senses, and nobody can EVER hurt him no matter HOW strong their offensive powers are.
  • Meg: Mighty ZEUS!
  • Flechette: And Fokker? The guy is a PROFESSIONAL flier. He can not only go into warp flight, but he has the ability to mess communication of ANY kind wherever he flies. No telepathic communication, no radio or phone communication, no Wi-Fi, NOTHING.
  • Meg: SUPER Mighty Zeus!
  • Flechette: So as you can see, we have no other options. The Soterians NEED us more than ever, and WE need YOU! We shall do OUR part, and you shall do yours.
  • Tane: THATISSOSAD!! IWANTMORETHANANYTHINGTOSAVEYOURPEOPLE!!
  • Flechette:... I still cannot understand you.
  • Tane: ERRH!!
  • Ororo: Never mind him. Let's just help each other out, okay? And uh, if we see Pictor and Fokker, then we'll let you know. What are they?
  • Feilong: Pictor is a Pectinodon. A raptor. And Fokker, he's a Quetzalcoatlus. And yes, we suspect they ARE here. The guy's ego is matched ONLY by his FLAWLESS investigative skill. He took over Soteria with them. If you can throw them off our tracks, we will be grateful. But getting it out of the way, keep in mind they're not bad guys otherwise, they're just doing their job. Sure, Pictor is in DESPERATE need of humility, but, he and Fokker are not bad by all means.
  • Flechette: "Yes, but it's impourent to stress that their job is putting Soteria at risk. Aggressive humiliation isn't required, but perhaps distract them with something Pictor couldn't resist."
  • Meg: "Hmm..... Well, it does so happen that Neverfinder is still on the loose! Even we struggle looking for that sneaky international jewel thief of a Superior Chameleon! I bet ya even Pictor would be on a wild goose chase with the dude."
  • Flechette: "You would be wise to not underestimate his skill. He may have abit of an ego, but it's not exactly just hubris. His talents are earnestly impressive."
  • Ororo: "Maybe, but I do believe Neverfinder will certainly be a worthy opponent. Leave everything to us."

Elsewhere, the location of Pictor and Fokker.

  • Pictor was seen overwhelming a whack-a-mole machine to the point it stopped counting his score as it was too much for it as he was surrounded by a sea of tickets! Finally, the machine ding with a sign that read "OKAY OKAY YOU WIN ALREADY, NOW PLEASE STOP"?!
  • Pictor: "HAZZAH?! CONSIDER THIS ANOTHER VICTORY FOR SIR PICTOR?!"
  • Fokker: "With a likely expensive arcade machine as a casualty."
  • Pictor: "Oh ease yourself, Fo, we have at least several different types of machinery connected superiors, it'll be fixed in no time flat, nary a problem! Not my fault they didn't build it with Sir Pictor in mind."
  • Fokker: "Just because they didn't think you'd be playing games here doesn't mean you have permission to break it, along with, LITTERALLY, every arcade here!"
  • The other Carnival games are seen wrecked.
  • Pictor: ".... Okay, you made enough of a point. I'll give mercy to these EASY challenges for the time being. Because I am ALREADY well set for the reward anyway!"
  • Fokker: "(Sighs), Glad you taken my advice for THIS at least."
  • Icky and Iago were running the prize booth for the games.
  • Icky: "Oy, thank goodness Eurotas brought in some of his machine connected Superior buddies on the scene."
  • Iago: "And thank crud this yuts is done."
  • Pictor bought an entire sea of the tickets directly to the duo and comedically slams the tickets on the counter!
  • Pictor: "I'll take ALL of the prizes! I know a few nieces that would just LOVE the stuffed animals and the several or so nephews that would LOVE the silly cheap dollar store figures!"
  • Iago: ALL these prizes for a bunch of nephews and nices?!
  • Fokker: He's got TOO MANY OF THEM! 31 cousins and 20-even nephews and nieces! Raptors breed like chickens!
  • Pictor: "You're lucky I can't be offended by things that are fairly true, Foks."
  • Iago: Wow. Babysitting must've been like being in a war.
  • Icky: "In that case, I'll go get the Santa's Sack sized prize bag. (Pulls out a giant prize bag and starts stuffing the prizes in them.)"
  • Fokker: "..... (Sighs), This will be awhile."
  • The Justic Teens saw the duo.
  • Ororo: "..... I think that's them."
  • Walt: "Well it helps that it lookssh like they're the only sshhpecific dino types in this area."
  • Meg: "Well that and it clearly looks like those two know each other."
  • Tyrone: I KNOW the Quetzalcoatlus genus and what they might've looked like in life. I may not have seen Hadesians before now, but I KNOW that's Fokker.
  • Tane: PFFFFT!
  • Tyrone: Tane!
  • Tane: Ohcomeon, wewereallthinkingit!
  • Scarlett: "Let me handle Picty, I know how to deal with ego-maniacs. (Walks off and approaches the duo)."
  • Fokker sees her.
  • Fokker: "..... Uh, Pictor, we have company."
  • Pictor: "EXCELSIOR, A FAN!! (Readies photographs of himself) It'll be ten Super-Bucks!"
  • Scarlett: "Ahem! I'm here on serious business, sir. Super Hero business."
  • Pictor: "A TALENT AGENT?! EVEN BET-"
  • Scarlett: "The kind of business involved in fighting bad guys."
  • Pictor: ".... Okay fair enough. I usually don't like to work on what is essentially a holiday for me, but, I could use an EARNEST challenge while looking for the Soterian Dragon bitch."
  • Scarlett: "Sir Pictor, I represent the Justic Teens, and after much deliberation, we decided that we need your help against the one supervillain we can't catch: Neverfinder."
  • Pictor: "What's that? An impossible to find Super Villain? PFFFFFFFF! Maybe to you surfies, but I, happen to be a lot harder to dodge than that. I should know, I managed to prevent the Soterian Dragon from being a threat to Hades' way of life."
  • Fokker: "(Deadpan) Albeit at the price of protecting an arcadic system from a long-dead founder who's daughter failed to properly address legit issues."
  • Pictor: "AHEM! Fok, remember that we have to separate ourselves from politics and our feelings from the job, or else it'll risk us being unprofessional."
  • Fokker: "I get that, but-"
  • Pictor: "As I was saying, if I can keep HER at bay, I can handle your scary "Neverfinder". Where is he anyway?"
  • Scarlett: "That's the thing, dude. That's why he's the Neverfinder. He can never be found before he strikes again."
  • Pictor: "Ohhhhhh, I am liking this challenge already! Any rumors on his last sighting?"
  • Scarlett: "He recently robed the jeweled sarcophagus of King Deadabutt XVI. (Icky and Iago were heard snickering), in the museum of Kratos History in Lithinthana, at Drinoide."
  • Fokker: "Ugh, in Terre Desert? I HATE DESERTS!! They make me sweat like mad and the sweat gets in my wings and it makes me stink something fierce! On top of making me smell AWFUL, it interferes with my powers!"
  • Pictor: "Oh be at ease, you big hatchling! You can always take a shower afterwords! Glory, awaits!"
  • Fokker: "Ugh..... I'll prepare my desert equipment then."
  • Pictor: "That's more the spirit, old friend! (To Scarlett) I'll promise you the capture of the thief, soon. Just a quick question, is there a reward involved?"
  • Scarlett: "Well internationally on Kratos, capturing Neverfinder is worth zillions, so-"
  • Pictor: "(Eyes turned into giant platinum bars of gold)....."
  • Scarlett: "...... Does that happen alot?"
  • Fokker: "They're usually gold or silver."
  • Icky: Wow, he and Krabs would get along TOTALLY WELL if they didn't turn that way for different reasons!
  • Pictor: "..... FOK, PUT YOUR DACTYL BUTT IN GEAR AND GET YOUR DESERT CRAP READY!! (Zooms off and grabs Fokker to go get their supplies) WE HAVE GLORY TO SEEK?! AND THE REWARD THAT WAITS?!"
  • Fokker: "BUT YOUR PRIZES?!"
  • Pictor: "Oh, good point. PRIZE KEEPERS, HOLD MY PRIZES FOR UNTIL I RETURN FROM THE EPIC ADVENTURE TO SEEK THE NEVERFINDER?! (Zooms off again with a dragged Fokker)!"
  • Icky: "(Just as he was finished stuffing all the prizes in the large goodie bag)..... Uggggghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! (Faints)."
  • Scarlett: "..... Wow..... That guy, DOES need a slap from humility. His friend Fokker seems nicer though."
  • Iago:... How exactly do you guys know those two?
  • Scarlett:... Keep this discreet, you hear me?
  • Iago: Our beaks are sealed. RIGHT, ICKY?!
  • Icky: Right, Jesus, you think I can't keep a secret?
  • Scarlett:... Those two are after some... New allies we came across. Those two... Took their home.

French Narrator: One Explanation Later...

  • Iago:... Wow. That sucks.
  • Icky: I kinda FELT a Kemist society would form something like that. That Pictor guy sounds like the kind of cop nobody likes.
  • Iago: And his ego is pretty grading.
  • Scarlett: Though-otherwise they're not bad dudes, just abit too professional for comfort.
  • Iago: "Though Picty does need to get off his high horse, BADLY!"
  • Scarlett: No argument there. So, we have had to help each other. They and their people need a new home because of them, and they believe this wedding can do that for them.
  • Icky:... In that case, we can make sure those two are preoccupied-for Flechy and Fei on the off chance that-comedically-contrasting duo manages to catch the uncatchable super-villain!
  • Scarlett: Good! We'll need all the help we can get. Tell the Lodgers, but be discreet.
  • Iago: On it.
  • Scarlett: But for now, you can expect those two to be gone for abit of awhile. Neverfinder is called what he is, for a reason. (She left)
  • Icky: ".... Let's be honest Iags, if Picty really is that capable, this Neverfinder guy is gonna have to reconsider the name soon."
  • Iago: "Then let's get to quietly informing the Lougers of this and fast."

The Temple.

  • Talona: "Jem, we talked about your habit of stunt pulling MANY times before! I warned you they were gonna end up causing a stir! AND you made something Electrum has to spend her Midas beam on AGAIN! You know that sauropod is VERY irritable of always covering for you!"
  • Jem: "Sorry, Tal, I, I was just excited to be with Al again."
  • Talona: "And I understand that, but clearly you have heroes on the surface that are-ANXIOUS of-you cause of your Omnipotence! You need to remember that you are like a god in all but officially sanctioned as one! Now they're given the impression that you have no self-control! IT DIDN'T HELPED THEY SAW YOU HAVING ANOTHER ONE OF YOUR KEM-CRYING FITS?!"
  • Jem: "Tally, be cool, it was only Tyrone that was being a prick about me! The others were chill."
  • Talona: "But I'm sure they're none the less concerned about your state of mind?! They're gonna be afraid you can't control yourself?! That's why I have to ask Kyne to stand post and keep others outside unless I grant them permission to enter. Only those that are actually apart of the temple can come in or out!"
  • Jem: "Yeesh Tal, do you have to be like the mom dad never got me?"
  • Talona: "I know you are flustered with me "Acting like a Mom" to you, but as your Advisor I am only looking out for the well being of Hades' leader, and the surviving daughter of the founder of Kemism! Now, this said, I am permitting you to still hang out with Algor, but PLEASE, hold off on your stunts! You ended up humiliating him and ruined his nice formal cape!"
  • Jem: "Tally, Al said he was cool with it, he's going to get it fixed!"
  • Talona: "Yes but none-the-less it would be NICE of you to behave yourself! I'm sure you have other means of touching nostalgic memories again. If you have need of me, I'll be discussing the changes with the Senators. (Leaves)."
  • Jem: "(Sighs as Algor came in)..... Sorry Al, but Talona decided to be such a mom again and told me we can do the old stunts anymore."
  • Algor: "To be fair, I think the Smashland move was, enough excitement for the day. I'm sure your advisor is only trying to prevent you from entering points of contention with Kratosians."
  • Jem: "Yeah but it makes me feel like she treats me like a dumb little kid?!"
  • Algor: "Well not so much a child as more like a mid-age teenager, but-"
  • Jem: "Potato Po-Ta-To! Look, it's not that I don't get that this is a big deal, it's just, why is it so hard for Talona and the others to let be my own superior?"
  • Algor: "Well, be reminded that on the surface, we don't allow for Omnipotency, and Kratosians are a bit cautious of Omnipotent Superiors."
  • Jem: "But why did they made a comic series for Omni-Superiors if they're so afraid of them?"
  • Algor: Well, the Justice Continuum is as it should be. FICTION! On the surface, omnipotence is so scary to us because of the potential infinite danger it possesses, that we once considered TIME-TRAVEL as the prime answer. Granted, that's not been done, since the last time an Omnipotent Superior was born was undone out of pure luck. But thanks to the Super Ops, we won't have to risk ANY paradoxes with our initial anti-Omnipotent Superior plan. Power-controlling rays are beginning to be put in place. Point is, Omnipotent Superiors, are TOO dangerous to us, and that's why it's illegal up here. No weakness, no method of defeat, it's just TOO risky.
  • Jem: Alright alright, Zeus, Al, you gotta lighten up! I'm Omnipotent, and I know how to use MY powers responsibly. The people out there are just being a little... Paranoid, no offense.
  • ???: Can you entirely blame them, Madam President? (The Therizinosaurus from before appeared)
  • Jem:... Oh. Lady Moira. I was wondering where you were.
  • Algor: Lady Moira?... You have a Superior named after the Fates?
  • Jem: Well for good reason. SHE has the power of psychopotence, meaning she has unlimited psychic, psionic, telepathic, and mental abilities. She can tell the past, present, and future, and more. That's why she's been my father's royal soothsayer.
  • Lady Moira the Therizinosaurus: And he CERTAINLY couldn't have asked me to foretell what would cause his untimely execution. I was not very appreciated before Jem was put in charge. But Jem, you must understand that the surface Superiors' fears of Omnipotent Superiors are justified. We may be primitive in our culture in spite of our advanced technology, but these people are not. They've had the chance to THINK about what an Omnipotent Superior means. Yes, they can be useful as a leader just like any head god... But they can equally be useful AGAINST them. A rogue Superior who gains omnipotence, could be unstoppable. We may have powers, but we are STILL mortal. The boundaries between a mortal and a god are TOO great to control or overcome. Becoming functionally a god can bring great risk. These Superiors had GOOD reason to ban omnipotence. Some risks are NOT worth taking, knowing the threat they can pose. Do you understand?
  • Jem: Yeah yeah, whatever you say.
  • Moira: JEM!
  • Jem: OKAY, FINE, I GET IT! OMNIPOTENCE CAN BE DANGEROUS!!! But it's not like I WANNA DESTROY KRATOS OR ANYTHING! WHY THE TARTARUS WOULD I EVEN WANT TO?! I LIVE HERE!
  • Moira: "It's not nessersarly just that. Omni-Superiors can just as much effortlessly take over Kratos with little to halt them short of taking away the powers."
  • Jem: "Well, yeah, that's an issue too, but, I'm already an elected leader of something and have a lot of political-crud to deal with as is, why would I want more?"
  • Moira: "Lust for power is a masterful disposer of logic and reasoning. It can be very easy to lose yourself when you are equal only to another Omni-Superior."
  • Jem: "And I get that, but.... (Sighs sadly) Being a leader was dad's thing, I was perfectly fine just being me."
  • Moira: "I understand. This hapless lifestyle is your coping mechanism of the life you lost upon Kem's fate happening."
  • Jem: "If it helps, Moi, I kinda wished Dad paid attention to you, if not also me when I kinda had my concerns too, then, maybe things could've been different. I could've been there for Al and, he wouldn't've ended up in the shenanigans that got him into a metal body."
  • Algor: "(Sighs), Sometimes, I too wonder that if you were still around, would I had made better choices around things like Ororo and that super-continent pipedream of my father's?"
  • Jem: We all have times when we feel things are the right thing to do. That's the hard part of being a leader. That's KINDA why I have a hard time even BEING a leader. I... I actually relate to your own choices. I mean, your father's continental union operation would certainly make things easier for Superiors, but creating such a thing, even for an earth-bending Superior of the STRONGEST caliber, has too many variables. Plate tectonics aren't exactly like the kind of sliding puzzle anyone can solve. And trust me, Moira knows her stuff and she knew that plan wouldn't have come CLOSE to working.
  • Algor:... Wow. We're both more alike than I thought. No WONDER we're in love.
  • Jem: "Oh yeah, totally eases the fact that this marriage is for establishing peace between Kratosians and Hadesians after years of separation and prolonged bitterness."
  • Algor: "Agreed, marriage based on politics is otherwise not as joyous since it is often for the sake of an agenda and that the two marriers often or not aren't even that interested. But, we actually-known each other long enough to make this marriage still magical in spite of obvious political baggage."
  • Jem: "Tots. (Sighs), I'm just sorry I made one of the JCs have it out for me."
  • Algor: "If it helps, they and the Lougers ended up being caught in the migration of your followers, so, I believe introductions on both our parts is, rather messy."
  • Jem: "Oh I heard about that from Tally, THAT WAS HILARIOUS?! (Laughs)! First-time I hear of heroes that make me laugh honestly, I almost never get that in Hades! (Algor was relieved that the Lougers being themselves did work). That said, I'm sorry if my people didn't really felt like the Carnival is a bit short of something dad would've wanted. Hadesians were used to taking life more..... Seriously. But, I promise they'll at least humor it. They just need to get used to the scenery. We've been in the ground for so long, it's amazing evolution didn't do anything to us in that time like make us more afraid of the sun or something."
  • Algor: "Changes like that are a more gradual thing to be fair-"
  • Jem: AHH!! (Sunlight got in her eye) AAHHHH!!! THE SUN IS MORE INTENSE THAN THE LAST FEW TIMES!! DID IT REACH NEAR-RED-STAR AGE ALREADY?!
  • Algor:... (He laughed)
  • Jem: (She laughed too)
  • Moira: Charming. But I sense there WILL be trouble in your future. And, trust me, the trouble, is closer than you think. To avoid setting you off with future paranoia, all I can say is, keep your friends close, and your ENEMIES MUCH closer.
  • Jem: "..... Okay, not one of the most original warnings, but sure, I'll remember that. Though I barely really have enemies."
  • Moira: "Perhaps not enemies persay, but you DO have critics. I'd be wary of Kyne and the Commander if you can."
  • Jem: "Hey now, Moira, I know Kyle and I have our differences, and that, Tit-Us can be an asshole, but they're not traitors waiting to happen!"
  • Algor: "Ahem."
  • Jem: "..... But, I will have Tally keep those two on her tightest leashes to prove I'm not an idiot about it."
  • Moira: "You'll understand soon enough."
  • Jem: Well, that's all for now, Moi.
  • Moira: As you wish. (Leaves)
  • Jem: "..... So, uh, Al, since we're not doing stunts because Tally went all mom mode on me, what ya say we just chill by the temple's garden?"
  • Algor: I'd like that. After this, I need some peace after this craziness. It's been, an eventful day, to put it lightly.

Meanwhile...

  • Pictor: (He and Fokker have managed to capture Neverfinder)... HAHA! That was WAY too easy. Unfindable my ASSHOLE!!
  • Neverfinder: I CAN'T BELIEVE MY RECORD HAS BEEN RUINED BY HADESIANS OF AL THINGS?! I WOULD'VE GOTTEN AWAY WITH THAT ROBBERY IF NOT FOR Y-
  • Pictor: Yeah, save us the Scooby-Doo repeated line. Yeah, I know what that is, don't question it!
  • Fokker:... Well, I suppose that WAS a good warm-up. Let's turn the guy in, returned all of his stolen quarries, collect the bounty you seem insistent on getting, and go back to the carnival. And how! I REALLY hate deserts! (Tyrone saw this with his mind)

Justic Teens' Home

  • Tyrone: Guys!... They've done it. They found Neverfinder.
  • Ororo: WHAT?! THAT QUICKLY?!?
  • Walt: "I mean, in-one-hand, great, we finally can say Neverfinder's not a problem anymore, but-"
  • Tyrone: "OBVIOUSLY it means that Pict's too good at his job for our mission to work properly!"
  • Tane: HOLYS***ONAS***SANDWICH, THATFLECHETTECHICKWASN'TKIDDING, THATGUYISDAMNGOOD!!!
  • Scarlett: What do we do now? Neverfinder was the only baddie even we had trouble with, and we basically captured just about any other intermediate supervillain we encountered, and other big challenges are already being dealt with by other heroes or the Ops! At THAT rate, he and Fokker will catch Flechette and Feilong for SURE!
  • Meg: Well, the way I see it, we either-turn-them-in, or be caught and dubbed traitors to Hades, RUINING the wedding. And we CAN'T turn them in! Not when they trust us too much! No investigation is too long or too impossible to-him! And the guy seems like the kind of guy who can't be fooled with a made-up investigation.
  • Ororo: And the way I see it, the only choice we have now is to bring this up with Algor. I know we're supposed to be discreet... But I don't think we have any other choice.
  • Walt: I can go with that. It ISSHH jussht one perssshon, and we would be wisshhe to tell asshh LITTLE people asshh possible.
  • Tyrone: Sorry to say, we already told the Lodgers, and they're SO numerous, Pictor has TOO MUCH leads-to-ask for the information he needs. We may've inadvertently doomed Flechette and Feilong by telling misfits who, for the majority, have NO skill of keeping secrets. And even then, with the right torture OR smarts, they'll crack.
  • Tane: CRAAAAP! WHATDOWEDONOW?! THATPICTORBASTARDISGONNARUINEVERYTHINGTHISWEDDINGWILLPROMISE!!! THATGUYISLIKEACOP! ASIFTOSAY'EVENTHEF*****GPOLICEAREAFTERYOU, YOUDON'THAVEAGODDAMNPRAYER!!!
  • Meg: GET A GRIP ON YOURSELF, TANE! We'll figure it out!
  • Tane: Willwe?
  • Meg: Yes!
  • Tane: WILLWE?!?
  • Ororo: "If we play our cards right, YES!"
  • Tyrone: "Well this being said, we're lucky that thus far Pictor has no reason to believe Fel and Fei are even up here."
  • Scarlett: "That's true. He basically admitted he's on holiday, essentially."
  • Walt: "Yeah, and the Lodgersshh are totally gonna make sshure it sshtays that way by giving Picty and Fok the time of their livessh."
  • Tyrone: But while he lacks evidence, that doesn't mean he won't expect them to be here. He more or less said so himself. We must remember that-
  • Ororo: Don't worry, Ty, we can make sure it STAYS that way. Or at least, the LODGERS can. If there's one thing they're good at, it's distractions. They can keep him occupied long enough for the marriage to make an impact.
  • Meg: Let's JUST be careful. A guy like him knows how to contradict with-his ego.
  • Ororo: Easier-done than said. I just hope Algor and Jem are doing well, and everyone they trust will protect them.
  • Walt: "Wait, weren't we gonna confront Jem-"
  • Meg: "Kyne booted us back down here."
  • Walt: "Ohhhhh right...... I tend to be amnesshhiac to pain."
  • Meg: Well, yeah, you looked like you were kicked the hardest. Ironic given how big YOU are.
  • Ororo: Well, that's not gonna happen twice. We HAVE to get to that Kyne guy.

Later...

  • Kyne: NO!
  • Ororo:... I-
  • Kyne: WHAT DID I JUST SAY?!?
  • Ororo: Kyne-
  • Kyne: WHAT, DID, I, JUST, SAY?!
  • Ororo:... No.
  • Kyne: Correct! AND NO MEANS NO!!! END, OF, DISCUSSION! So leave before I call security!
  • Ororo:...
  • Tane: Wow, you'reanasshole!
  • Meg: TANE!
  • Ororo: Kyne-
  • Kyne: I SAID, END, OF, DISCUSSION!
  • Tyrone: WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?!? ALGOR TRUSTS US, AND YOU'RE DENYING US PERMISSION TO SEE HIM?! I'M PRETTY SURE JEM WILL NOT APPRECIATE THAT!
  • Kyne: The Advisor's orders were CLEAR! Last warning, LEAVE!
  • Tyrone: Sir, we don't want to hurt you, but-
  • Kyne smacks the entire JC members all the way back down at the bottom of the temple again!
  • SLAM?!
  • The JC laid beaten again....
  • Ororo: "...... You, just HAD to say that, did you?"
  • Tyrone: "I, wasn't prepared for, a volatile reaction."
  • Ororo: "You essentially threaten him harm?! HOW ELSE WAS HE SUPPOSE TO REACT?! Didn't-helped that you were the SAME guy that got hard on Jem?!"
  • Tyrone: "Oh, I'm sorry, was I NOT suppose to worry about an Omni-Superior?!"
  • Scarlett: "Ya know, it was REALLY annoying we got kicked out of a place LITTERALLY belong to our side by what is basically with guests!"
  • Meg: "Well gang, (Stretches up to get bones back in alignment)..... I think going to meet Jem might be-outta the question, simply thanks to Tyrone giving Jem's followers the impression that he's the kind of jerk that does nothing but give certain people crud for just about everything?!"
  • Tyrone: "Oh what is it, give Tyrone crud for only thinking logically day?!"
  • Tane: "Ohhhhhnewholiday? Kindaweirdsoundingthough."
  • Ororo: "Hate to say it guys, but, we're gonna have to break into the temple if that horn-headed buttface is gonna give us crap for just wanting to enter!"
  • Tyrone: Right. We'll need to-
  • Meg: You don't get to decide anything after what you said back there! (Tyrone telekinetically made her hit herself in the groin as she harmonized in pain)
  • Tyrone: WHO'S the telepath here? Besides, I was saying that we WEREN'T going to hurt him!
  • Scarlett: Then USE THE RIGHT WORDS!
  • Tyrone: I may be a telepath, but I'm STILL mortal! Now shut up and let me think!
  • ???: Having trouble? (Flechette and Feilong were seen disguised as Purgatorius)
  • Tane: AAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwWWWWWWWWWWWWW, SOOOOOOCUUUUUUUUTE!!!
  • Tyrone: "Tane, please?! (Sighs), Yes in a nutshell. That big angry fossil Kyne won't let us in, EVEN if the Temple is on Kratosian grounds?!"
  • Feilong: "I'm guessing it's because the Advisor had ordered him to keep people out in response of preventing undue scrutiny."
  • Walt: "Didn't help Tyrone is considered a hater to Jem and that he threatened violence to Kyne."
  • Tyrone: "I DIDN'T THREATEN VIOLENCE?!"
  • Flechette: "What id you say?"
  • Tyrone: "I said that I didn't want to hurt hi-"
  • Feilong: "Yeah, to Kyne, saying among the lines of that is IMPLIED violence, and that's usually enough for him to think you're gonna be a problem. Never talk like that in front of a bodyguard."
  • Tyrone: "..... (Sighs defeated), Okay, now I saw the big error here. Great, now Jem's followers are gonna think I'm a complainer AND violent?! They're definitely not gonna let us see her now! Algor will never let it down?!"
  • Meg: "It also would've helped if you aren't so afraid of Jem!"
  • Tyrone: "UGH!! Okay, if you guys are gonna be like that, then my brain is NOT helping in this endeavor?! You will have to make a plan, BY YOURSELVES?! (Leaves) I'm going to stress eat at the carnival?!"
  • Meg: "..... Annnnnnd I think I just made our smartest member rage quit."
  • Feilong: To be fair, you were a little hard on him.
  • Meg: What, you Hadesians tend to REWARD the ones who make mistakes?
  • Feilong: One, watch the racism! Two, no, but you COULD be a little more compassionate. Even HE has trouble thinking straight in a situation like this. Could you really BLAME him for choosing the wrong words to say to Kyne?
  • Meg:... No.
  • Ororo: "Well, regardless, it might be for the best to let Tyrone cope when he's like this, smart folks, espeically telepaths, tend to be VERY irritable when their smarts are taken for granted."
  • Walt: "To be fair-"
  • Ororo: "Earnest mistakes aside! Besides, I think a lot of that was ALSO leftover stress from how the Catamount thing went and his brain is just in maximum overdrive in thinking. Tyrone can, get like that when stress and his large brain meet."
  • Scarlett: "Actually, maybe Tyrone being absent would make it easier for Tri-Boy to let us in-"
  • Feilong: "He'll still keep you out for negative association."
  • Ororo: "Ugh, figures. We're on our own then. Guess we'll figure out how to break into Kratos' capital ourselves."
  • Flechette: Ahem! Perhaps I can be of assistance.
  • Tane: Really?
  • Flechette: Yes.
  • Tane: REALLY?!
  • Flechette: (Sighs)
  • Scarlett: Can't we just call Algor?
  • Flechette: Afraid not. With Fokker around, that MIGHT be a problem. Should either he or Pict have full reason to suspect us here, he CAN also sense transmissions and trace them to their source, so that will alert Pictor to all of you, get you all accused of harboring fugitives, dubbed traitors, and ruin everything.
  • Meg: Well THAT certainly would've been nice to know earlier.
  • Walt: Possht mail, then?
  • Flechette: Pictor tends to investigate messages FROM there too.
  • Walt: "Not even private mail?"
  • Feilong: Pict isn't much for privacy nor warrants when it comes to going after something or SOMEONE! Guys, there's NO way you're contacting Algor, inside or out, all thanks to your telepath friend and Talona. Any attempts could lure Pictor and Fokker to us and by extension should they start getting suspicious, and with how much Kratos-Hades PR is at risk, you CAN'T afford that. Even the best-case scenario of Hadesians just going back into isolation isn't the most ideal end result in the world, if we're lucky that's all she wrote!
  • Ororo: Then how are we supposed to help you? Algor is the ONE person we can trust to help you with your home, and if we can't get to him, we're not getting to Jem! And if we can't get to Jem, nothing gets done!
  • Flechette:... (Sighs)... Then we must take care of this ourselves. Feilong?
  • Feilong: I don't know, Bexley. With TITUS capable of locating ANYONE with his own powers, AND with Pictor capable of alerting people if he gets the SLIGHTEST clue we're here, we're pretty much in a huge pit.
  • Flechette: We'll HAVE to risk it. Times have changed, so we must change accordingly. The Soterians NEED us!
  • Scarlett: Well, the Lodgers ARE doing their part. Maybe THEY can pull a few strings?
  • Flechette: Like-you said, Pictor CAN pry the information out of the RIGHT Lodgers when he gets the instinct.
  • Ororo: She's right, guys, we have to play this carefully.
  • Tane: CAREFULLY?! THINGSAREGETTINGPROBLEMATICEVERYSECOND!! HOWTHEHELLAREWESUPPOSEDTOHELPTHESEGUYSIFTHESTAKESKEEPGETTINGHIGHER?!
  • Walt: Tane, they sshhaid they'll take care of Algor for usshh. Though that begssh the quesshhtion. what do WE do while you help out with Algor?
  • Flechette: You simply take a needed break to clear yourselves of this stress in the carnival or something, like the telepath. Pictor won't suspect you if you're acting innocent.
  • Walt: What about Kyne? He could asshk him about what we MIGHT know about you guysshh and-
  • Meg: Walt, they're right. This stress is clearly drifting our ability away. Besides, I don't think Kyne suspects anything. Far as he knows, Fei and Flech are nowhere NEAR here, and we don't know ANYTHING about them.
  • Feilong: "It also helps that Kyne doesn't even LIKE Pictor. Kyne kinda considers Pict to be a joke, even for how good he is. Not a fan of that ego. Kyne and Pict get along as well as ancestry dinos."
  • Scarlett: "Well hey, that helps too if Kyne thinks Pict isn't worth his time."
  • Flechette: True. The only reason Pictor is still with the Agile Division is because-his skills are FAR too vital to give up. His ability to be immune to ANY powers including his own are a great asset, and trust me, there IS no removing THAT power, even for your Super Ops.
  • Tane: HE'SEVENIMMUNETOTHEPOWERGUNS?!? WHATTHEHELL?!
  • Ororo: OH MY ZEUS, TANE, WILL YOU JUST CALM DOWN ALREADY?!?
  • Tane: I'MTRYING, BUTIJUSTKEEPFINDINGEXCUSESTOFREAKOUTAGAIN!!!
  • Flechette: Well, just go out and do something unrelated. We'll handle Algor. Speaking directly to Jem may be-difficult cause-of her reason of clinging on to Kemisum is for personal reasons, regardless of how much she may be detached from it, likely not helping that her followers gave her false expectations of us being a danger to her and alas, she has yet a serious reason to distrust such claims, but Algor seems to be the' PERFECT balance.
  • Feilong: But there's one problem. Jem, is all-powerful. Chances are, like with any Omni-Sup, there's no-surprising or being a secret to her.
  • Flechette: There is if it involves a romance. Feilong, just... Trust me on this, okay? We HAVE to do whatever we can for our people!
  • Feilong:... Alright. I trust you.
  • Flechette: Move out! (The two skittered away)
  • Tane:... They'resoadorablewhentheyskitterawayinthoseCUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUTEforms!
  • Ororo: TANE?!... *Deep breath*... Well, you heard them, JCs.
  • Scarlett: Okay, that's abit of a pet peeve with that word! It's JT! As in Justic Teens! How did people even get that wrong?
  • Meg: Well 'Justic' isn't even a word. I couldn't really find an adjective relating to justice.
  • Ororo: MAY I FINISH?!
  • Scarlett:... Sorry. Long as we're clear about us being abbreviated right.
  • Ororo:... You heard the two. We deserve a breather after all this stress boiling around us. And we should start by apologizing to Tyrone. They were right. Maybe we WERE a little too hard on him for his... Poor move with Kyne. It's obvious we have no ability-getting-around that guy, short of actually fighting him and risk an international incident unless the dude was suspected of something bad, but as far as we can tell, he's at worse just being a jerk who's doing his job within reason. Tyrone can't help but to-think-like he does. The stress gets to even the smartest of telepaths.
  • Tane: I'MINALREADY!! IT'SMUCHBETTERTHANSTRESSINGOUTWITHTHISCRAP!!!
  • Walt: I couldn't agree more at thisshh point. Let's vamoose.

The Temple's Garden.

  • Algor and Jem were seen together in the garden.
  • Jem: "Ya got an obvious backyard here, Al. It really gets my mind off of everything. From politics to worrying about the Kemism Haters my peeps kept warning me about."
  • Algor: "Of course, I- Wait, Kemism Haters? I thought Hadesians were fully unanimous on your father's philosophy."
  • Jem: "Well, like-I-said back at our crater earlier before, it wasn't flying with some people anymore, and, based on what I'd been told, the Soterians are kinda among the worse ones. I've been told they basically want me dead to get rid of Kemism."
  • Algor: "..... Well depends, was this from Talona and/or your Soothsayer, or Kyne and Titus?"
  • Jem: "50/50, though the dead part is from Kyle and Titty, but-I mostly figure they're just being worse case scenarioers, but.... The Soterians have been giving Hades a lot of crud for some time now. And I'm told the most dangerous is this Sinornithosaurus and Pterorynchus duo called Flecthette and Feilong. They were said to have cheated-the-system even despite the fact that they didn't met the requirements. They'd stolen powers to have them on without proper approval and violated Kemism that way."
  • Algor: "Well, what did they fail in?"
  • Jem: "Soters were said to have made a lot of stupid calls in the past by what Titty told me."
  • Algor:... Well, the name does seem a little misleading. The name is supposed to belong to the Greek spirit of safety, salvation, deliverance, and preservation from harm.
  • Jem: Well, Moira said they're not bad people. They just do bad things because they don't have a choice. But besides the point, because they had a bad government that ended up turning it into a criminal breeding ground and that it had leaders that bad-mouthed my father in the past. Thus, the morals of that city didn't match the Kemism way and stuff. SO it couldn't be helped those two weren't approved for the measure. I pity their-wanting to prevent the crooks from just doing whatever they want, but, their people's government rejected Kemism and had all those criminals to start with. And for all we know, those two could've been a part of the problem too."
  • Algor: "..... I see. I know I said before that I want us to separate a bit after this, but, I feel more inclined to be closer to you now."
  • Jem: "Thanks Al. Granted, I've been assured that the Soters have no ability to ever get up here, but, I'm giving ya a heads up in advance of, surprises, okay?"
  • Algor: "And I appreciate this. And for this, I will never bring myself to trust a word from any Soter in the surface. (Flechette and Feilong, watching this from inside a vent, were discouraged that they were too late and were painted in a bad light, as they crawled away) Anything or anyone that brings woe to you, brings woe to me. I will always be by your side."
  • Jem: ".... (Hugs Algor) Means the world to me, Al."

Back Outside the temple grounds.

  • Flechette: "(Slashes a tree) GRRR?! CURSE THAT TITUS MAKING JEM THINK WE'RE DANGEROUS?!'
  • Feilong: "Well great! Now Algor thinks WE'RE the bad guys because of Titus and Kyne giving Jem the impression that we're just a bunch of mindless Kemism Haters out to hurt her! Now he's never gonna listen to us! We'd exposed ourselves to Kratosians for nothing! There's no saving Soter now, so, we're gonna have to consider moving to a new home now and just give up!"
  • Flechette: NO! WE DO NOT GIVE UP! TANKETTE IS COUNTING ON US!!
  • Feilong: THIS WAS OUR LAST SHOT, BEXLEY!! NOW IT'S BEEN TAKEN FROM US!!!... Maybe... Maybe we-WERE-wrong. I don't think Kemism is gonna go away, any time soon.
  • Flechette: WHAT?! Romana, how can you say that after they screwed us BOTH over?!
  • Feilong: Oh like defying Kemism, archaic and flawed as it currently is, has worked out SO MUCH BETTER?! Because at this point, I don't see-
  • Flechette: ROMANA! There IS nowhere else to live! The surface brings too much risk now, and we can't live underground with things getting too compromised!
  • Feilong: THEN WE FAILED!!! THERE'S NOTHING WE CAN DO!! KEMISM WON! Period!... I'll call Tankette and bring the bad news.
  • Flechette: YOU'RE NOT DOING ANY SUCH THING, ROMANA! WE ARE NOT-
  • Feilong: OPEN YOUR EYES, BEXLEY!!! Jem is NEVER going to support us, and now, neither will ALGOR!... If Kyne hadn't kept those teens out, he would've been supporting us by now! Or, at the least, gave Jem much due nuance without Kyne's and Titus' bias painting us in a bad light! BUT NOOOOOOOO, THE TELEPATH HAD TO GO AND MAKE JEM'S FOLLOWERS THINK HE'S A MINDLESS JERKWAD ABOUT HER BEING AN OMNI-SUP! And because they know about us and told-about us to NOT ALWAYS RELY ON NORMALS, this thing was over before it started! I told you we should've stayed away from those teens! We should've stuck to the plan of just directly getting to Algor and NOT slow us down with talking to those dysfunctional brats! Now-all we did was endanger their reputation, if not risk Hadesians and Kratosians to go back to staying away from each other, IN THE BEST CASE SCENARIO?!
  • Flechette: Romana!
  • Feilong: NO! It's OVER! Soteria, is FINISHED!
  • Flechette: I don't want to escalate this, Romana, but if you were really my friend, you'd never give up on the people we swore to protect!
  • Feilong: But at what cost? We had to commit crimes to help them! We have the best hero on the Hades side after us, Jem thinks we're just a duo of psychopaths thanks to Titus and Kyne, and now Algor thinks so too because you made us waste time in trying to ask those teens to do it even INSPITE of how much Jem's Followers were distrusting to them BECAUSE OF THE TELEPATH?! It's clearly taken its toll, and if you were really MY friend, you'd know when to give up!
  • Flechette: AND BRING DISHONOR TO EVERYTHING WE STAND FOR?! ABSOLUTELY NOT!
  • Feilong: It'd be MORE dishonorable to continue a failing mission and end up being failures that way anyway! There's no shame in cutting your losses when things aren't looking good! Flechette, we-
  • Flechette: NO!
  • Feilong: YES! It's clear this is a lost cause!
  • Flechette: There's NO such thing as a lost cause!
  • Feilong: Well, the situation getting to the point that now Algor thinks we're dangerous is QUITE contradictory evidence?!! I'm DONE fighting this fight! So, I hate to say this, but you'll have to choose. It's the Soterians or me!
  • Flechette: "...... Ro, please don't make me choose, I don't want to lose either."
  • Feilong: ".... Then at least stand back and let me do this so I DON'T have to, okay?"
  • Flechette was forced to back off.....
  • Feilong: "...... (Pulls out communication)...... Hello, Tankette? (Sighs)...... You're not gonna like this. Because of Flechette making me "Improvise" again, well..... We're exposed to a dysfunctional team of teen heroes and it ended up wasting our time and now..... Algor's given an unflattered light of Soter by Jem while under Kyne's and Titus's bias. We can't use the wedding to bring change anymore. Kemisum, may as well last till the end of time now, and- (Angry sounding radio garble was heard)! Now now now, Tank, remember your blood pressure, and- (The Angry Garble continued)!...... Right, we got the message. (The contact ends)...... Tank said we have to go back to Soter immediately and get everyone into evacuation."
  • Flechette was silent.......
  • Feilong: "...... Look, we, tried, okay?.... Now let's disappear and get out of here while the going's good. And for crud's sake, let's NOT go back to those teenagers, okay? We have done enough with them!"
  • Flechette: "..... Fine......"
  • The duo ran into the shadows and disappeared.....

Back at the Carnival.

  • Tyrone:... Thanks guys. I feel better already.
  • Ororo: Heh. Who knew a small game of telepathball would cheer you up? (Tyrone used telekinesis to throw the ball into many interchanging hoops and got tickets from it)
  • Pictor and Fokker were seen looking at the JCs.
  • Pictor: "Ah, there they are. I want to be able to personally thank the JCs for giving me a chance to deal with, a bemusing warm-up at best with Neverfinder."
  • Fokker: "Fair enough."
  • Boss Wolf: (He saw this)... HEY YOU!
  • Pictor:.... Me?
  • Boss Wolf: YES, YOU! You look like the kind of guy who can survive ANYTHING! How would you like to be in THIS?! (He showed a torture device) THE DUMMY BOY 2000?!?
  • (Lord Shen): HEY, IS THAT MY OLD TORTURE DEVICE?!?
  • Boss Wolf: (Clenched teeth) JUST WORK WITH ME!!!
  • Pictor:... Eh, I got a few minutes.
  • Fokker: Pictor?
  • Pictor: COME ON, FOKKER, LET ME HAVE THIS ONE!! I WANNA SHOW THE PEOPLE ON THIS SURFACE WHAT INDESTRUCTIBLE STUFF I'M MADE OF!!!
  • Fokker: I'm PRETTY sure invincibility and power immunity-aren't the same thing.
  • Pictor: Pssh, I'm sure THAT is why they can think safely. LET'S DO THIS, BABY!!!
  • Boss Wolf: GOOD CHOICE, MY FRIENDS!!
  • Lord Shen: What the SHENLONG are you doing, Boss Wolf?
  • Boss Wolf: HEY, LET ME HAVE THIS!!!
  • Lord Shen: EXCUSE ME?!?
  • Boss Wolf: "(Quietly) It's Pictor?!"
  • Lord Shen remembers what they were needed to do.
  • Lord Shen: "..... AHEM! I mean, good gentlemen, this device is quite the wonderful machine."
  • Pictor: "Interesting that it resembles a medieval rack, though. If not, looking older than that."
  • Boss Wolf: "That's part of the illusion, bro! (Straps Pictor in) It's gonna be a MESS of fun!"
  • The JCs were looking on at the development.
  • Tyrone: "(Quietly) At least the Lougers know what they're doing."
  • Ororo giggled abit. But then, something caught her eye as she sees, to her curiosity, Flecthette & Feilong, still disguised, running off into the alley and leaving the area.
  • Ororo was confused by that and gestured the others to see this as well, in which had Tane instantly grab the group and zoomed off before anyone noticed!

Prometheon Outskirts.

  • Flechette and Feilong were back to their proper forms and were still moving forth!
  • Ororo's voice: "Flech, Feilong, wait!"
  • The duo saw the JCs coming for them!
  • Feilong: "Oh not them?! Let's lose'em!"
  • The duo ran off, surprising the JCs.
  • Ororo: "Wait, are they, running from us?"
  • Tyrone: "(Uneased again).... Something isn't RIGHT!!"
  • Scarlett: "Well I guess this means we need to get our answers then!"
  • Meg: "Follow those Dinos! (They ran after them, and after a comedic chase they pinned them)... Guys, where are you going? I thought you were going to go talk to Algor! (The two shapeshifted into ankylosaurs, getting them all to epic Tom scream)"
  • Pictor:... What was that?
  • Boss Wolf: THAT WAS YOUR ADORING FANS!! THEY'RE EATING YOU UP LIKE A T-REX IN A HUNK OF MEAT!!!
  • Pictor: "...... Okay then! I completely trust your opinion, normal I just met now."
  • Back to where the JCs are seen now fighting the duo!
  • Scarlett: "Okay, time out?! Where is this aggression at us is coming from?!"
  • Feilong: "By all means, we don't want to hurt you, but circumstances have changed?!"
  • Walt: "Soooooo..... Talking to Algor didn't went-well?"
  • Flechette: "THAT IS NO LONGER YOUR CONCERN?! WE NEVER SHOULD'VE SHOWN OURSELVES TO YOU?! (Lashes out at the group as they dodged!)!"
  • Ororo: "Please talk to us and tell us what happened?!"
  • Feilong: "IF SHE SAID NONE OF YOUR BUSINESS, THEN IT'S NONE OF YOUR BUSINESS?!"
  • Walt: "Actually she said "That is no longer our concern"-"
  • Feilong: "POTATO PO-TA-TO?!"
  • Walt: "Who even SAYS Po-Ta-T- (The Teens get smacked by the duo) OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO?!"
  • The Teens crashed down into the bushes, as the duo retreated into the woods and were out of sight!
  • Ororo: "(Groans), What, what happened?"
  • Tyrone: "Precisely why we shouldn't trust obvious political opponents?!"
  • Scarlett: "Honestly, I'm at a cross of either those two are just con artists looking for an easy steal from the temple, or simply something went wrong and the two are cutting their losses."
  • Meg: "Well, either way, those two clearly don't want to face us cause of it. Let's try to give them the benefit of the doubt and assume that Algor didn't get a good representation of them from Jem, likely cause she doesn't have a good representation from Kyne and Titus."
  • Tane: "Welpwefailed."
  • Walt: "Well that was pointless."
  • Ororo: "..... Ugh! It's all that Kyne's fault?! If he hadn't stood in the way-"
  • Meg: "To be fair, it's hard to say if things would've been any better. Jem would probably still give a bad representation of those two even if Kyne was the WORSE bodyguard ever and just lets us in even INSPITE of knowing that Tyrone was a harsh critic!"
  • Tyrone: "Annnnnnnnd my good mood's ruined again. Regardless of their reasons, it makes them cowards that they went through all this trouble of showing themselves to us for NOTHING?! I vote we never trust those two again on anything!"
  • Ororo: "Ahem! I vote we INSTEAD, just let them go at the least. I'm guessing that, based on what Flech said, they weren't even MEANT to show themselves to us. I'm guessing that Flech has a habit of making unplanned improvisations on missions. I'm guessing that cause we were closest to Algor, ergo we are known to him whereas she and Fei were likely not even known up until Jem told Algor now about them, that it would make their mission of getting Algor's attention easier if we were the ones to do it."
  • Tyrone: "Oh, so they hijacked our aims to try and amend the wounded heart of an Omni-Sup so to basically hijack the wedding against Kemisum?! YA KNOW THAT MAKES THEM LOOK WORSE, RIGHT?!"
  • Ororo: "To be fair, that wasn't meant to make them LOOK bad?! They were just desperate for help!"
  • Tyrone: "That's just it! Even if they weren't malevolent in this, it still screams dishonest to me?! So either way, yeah, I'll side with you on STAYING AWAY FROM THOSE TWO?! In fact, if they show up AGAIN, I'll be the first one to get Pict's attention?! (Goes forth to leave) I'm going to the carnival to play telepathball again!"
  • Meg: "..... I, guess we need to cool down about this again."
  • The dejected JCs proceed to return back to the city.
  • Iguanodon:... (He left)

Meanwhile...

  • Iguanodon: You were right, sir. The Soterian Dragon and her friend fled when they saw hope was lost.
  • Iguanodon #2: That ability to randomize powers every 12 hours REALLY played well for us. (A silhouette was seen and it was revealed to be Kyne)
  • Kyne: And just in time to. The ability to see multiple futures went away the MOMENT those two left. Now I have the right power in its place: telehypnosis.
  • Iguanodon #2:... What's that?
  • Kyne: The ability to control people through touch. I'll need it now that the people who would've posed the WORST threat to my plans is out of the picture. But getting it out of the way, using it on Jem and the Kratosian Komodo would be TOO obvious, and/or potentially pointless since Jem's an Omni-Superior and might have a' power to counter it, and that the lizard's..... WELL-HE'S COVERED IN METAL?! Kinda hard for this kind of power to work with.... That and his psychic shield.
  • Iguanodon 3: "Soooooooo, what ARE you gonna use that power for then, boss?"
  • Kyne: "Whenever it becomes convenient to do so. Just the matter of the right target."
  • Iguanodon 4: "Sir, I'm sorry if I sound paranoid, but, I know Flech and her little birdy are out of the picture NOW, but, it wouldn't hurt to make sure it STAYS that way beyond allowing Jem time to talk about them to Algor in a bad light."
  • Kyne: "..... Hehehehe. And obviously you granted my inspiration of what to do next. About-time I get that stupid egomaniac Pictor back to work on what he is SUPPOSED to be doing! He IS supposed to be going after her after all!"
  • Iguanodon #1: So, we're going to make sure he takes care of them?
  • Kyne: Precisely. Those two are DANGEROUS! If they are allowed to help these manipulative idiots, then my plan to honor Kem by spreading his influence across the world will be RUINED! All we have to do is, INCREDIBLY simple. I sway Pictor and Fokker to go after them.
  • Iguanodon #4:... How is HE a good use for your new ability? He IS immune to all superpowers.
  • Kyne: Which is why his EGO is more tangible. I just basically have to talk about how much glory protecting the wedding from the Soterian Bandit would bring and that's all she wrote for that idiot. But Fokker? He could be trickier. It isn't a secret to him that I HATE HIS MISERABLE EXCUSE FOR A FRIEND'S GUTS?! Sure, Pict BARELY listens to Fokker on just about everything else, but anything involving ME is kinda the exception.  Which' is why I need you boys to make it that Pict is separated from Fokker so I can be able to work things better.
  • Iguanodon 1: "Sure thing, though it's not like he's not familiar with us."
  • Kyne: "No problem. He doesn't have a thing against Titus AS badly as me. I can ask that Sudo-Rex to instruct Fokker to want to have a private conversation about the accomplishment in busting this "Neverfinder" guy."
  • Iguanodon 2: "And you want us to make sure that occurs, right? No problem."
  • Kyne: Hell no it's not. I couldn't have asked for a better group of followers than you. Gallagher? Your ability to act as a living GPS through your psychic navigation ability has ensured we're NEVER lost! Cable? Your ability of adaptive knowledge has gotten us out of impossible situations in the BLINK of an eye. Rance? Your retardation, no offense, is matched ONLY by-your... Albeit unstable ability of antimatter manipulation.
  • Iguanodon 3 (Rance): I TRY TO CONTROL IT, SIR!
  • Kyne:... Right. And last but not least, Talman. Your demolition with plasma manipulation powers have been ALL but indomitable. You four are ALL an unstoppable force.
  • Cable: "Realistically speaking sir, there's no such thing as "Unstoppable", so we're not "Unstoppable", we're just VERY well trained."
  • Kyne: "Wel none the less, your training paid off."
  • Gallagher: Well... I suppose we can divert Fokker away so you can do the rest. But his ability to disable transmissions can affect even me. We won't have the ability to navigate if he suspects something.
  • Kyne: "Again, that's what Titus is for. I'll ask him to arrange a meeting to congratulate Fokker for his part in busting one of the Kratosians so-called "Hardest Supervillains"."
  • Gallagher: I suppose that SHOULD work.
  • Kyne: It WILL work. HE'S not immune to powers, so he's easy to persuade.
  • Talman: I certainly hope so. This is our ONE chance to honor Kem by sharing his beliefs to the world. Whether they want it or not.
  • Cable: Or maybe you can, persuade Titus, into joining our side. I mean, he DOES hold Kemism just as closely as you do.
  • Kyne: Oh, trust me, I AM. I've been doing it since before we went back to the surface. He WILL join us soon. And with his power? We'll be, not unstoppable, but PRETTY close.
  • Cable: I'm PRETTY sure there's no such thing as CLOSE to unstoppable either.
  • Kyne: Okay, Mr. Nerdbrain just volunteered to separate Fokker from Pictor.
  • Cable: NO I DIDN'T! I was just pointing out that-
  • Kyne: Alright, everyone, it's go-time, chop-chop!
  • Cable: But-
  • Kyne: GO I SAY!!! (They head out)
  • Cable: ".... (Sighs), This is what I get for only pointing out logical fallacies."
  • Rance: Yeah, nobody likes a smartass!
  • Cable: RANCE!
  • Rance: Well, it's true!
  • Cable: (Sighs) Cable, don't fail them now. You BETTER have your adaptive knowledge in FULL swing here.

The Carnival

  • Pictor: HAH! I survived! WHAT DO I WIN?!
  • Lord Shen: "Uh, well, you already cleaned out the prizes from the prize counter, BUUUUUUUT, because you had proven to be a good sport, you get, erm..... (Pulls out a random box of pizza) Free Pizza?"
  • Pictor: "...... HAZZAH! A FREE MEAL?! (Takes it) Thank you, Bleached Giant-Tail-Feathered Turkey!"
  • Lord Shen: "TURKEY?!"
  • Fokker: "Pict, he's a Peacock!"
  • Pictor: "Fok! LANGUAGE!"
  • Fokker: No, that's ACTUALLY what he is!
  • Pictor: Oh... A rather unfortunate name to have a word for private parts to be the name of your species, isn't it?
  • Fokker: "..... "Cock" as in like, Rooster? Like, in referencing that the males are the ones with the tailfeathers?"
  • Pictor: "Ah, I see. Though honestly-the "Pea" part makes no sense and- (Shen was looking angrily at him)... Why are you looking at me like that? Is there something in my teeth?"
  • Boss Wolf: "It's uh, kinda a pet peeve of his for him to being called a Turkey..... Reacts the same way to being called a Goose, but, the turkey crack gets the NASTIER reaction."
  • Pictor: "Oh, I see.... But, aren't Peacocks essentially just fancier turkeys? I mean, they both that fan-tail feathers on their butts, so- (Shen beat him up crazily as some of the kids watching laughed) AAHHHHHHHHH!!!! WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE?!? I HAVE A GOOD MIND TO REPORT THIS TO JEM!!! THIS IS NOT A GOOD WAY TO SHOW KINDNESS TO US!!"
  • Lord Shen:... Oops.
  • Po: OOPS?!?
  • Icky: Wow, and you keep calling many of US idiots!
  • Cynder: "Shen, we are DIFFIDENTLY gonna include your bad temper to our revaluation quest."
  • Pictor: "This said, I will let you bunch off on a fair warning in acknowledging that I started it first."
  • Fokker: "(Quietly) Oh Zeus, I'm glad he put aside his ego for even only likely a few moments, thank you!"
  • Pictor: "Aside from that, I would like to be on my way and get to thanking the JCs for- (Notices they were gone).... Oh bollicks, I missed them! Come on, Foks, we need to find the JCs so I can properly thank them for that warm-up in Neverfinder."
  • Pictor charged off.
  • Fokker: "..... Look, I want to apologize on his behalf about his uh, interaction with your peacock friend. He's not a bad person, he's just.... Has the poorest people skills."
  • Spyro: "It's just as much our fault for not warning you about Shen's anger problems before it was too late."
  • Fokker: "Well all-the-same, I'll promise I'll get to him to interact better with you guys. (Flies off to follow Pictor)...."
  • Icky: "..... Wheeew! We were lucky Pict wasn't TOO egotistical enough to not acknowledge that Shen's rage out was his own fault, or this would've risked getting Jem's followers on our case too."
  • Shifu: "Though none the less we are now on thin ice! Surely this incident will reach Jem's followers in SOME capacity!"
  • Lord Shen: I apologize, but you KNOW me!
  • Cynder: Which is why, again, we must consider putting you through some anger management class to ensure this doesn't happen again! Pictor is TOO sensitive to be around, especially with you-know-who running around. Any ONE of us can be manipulated into doing what he wants with the right words and the right torture.
  • Sparx: Well, let's hope the JTs get them quickly. With what we just saw, something CLEARLY happened.
  • Sandy: Then let's go to Algor and talk about it.
  • Shifu: No. That'll make another lead for Pictor. Someone as dauntless as him could ruin the positive goals of this wedding. ANYTHING can be used against us.
  • Viper: Then we must act quickly. Hopefully we can do this with no setbacks.

Meanwhile...

  • Pictor: THAT, WAS SO, MUCH, FUN!! HADES NEEDS THIS KIND OF FUN!!!
  • Fokker: You know Hades, sir, they tend to me too serious for fun.
  • Pictor: Are you kidding? Even GODS need rest once in a while. They don't need to eat or sleep, but even THEY have limits. But that'll be for another time. We must continue doing our duties. (The Iguanodons were watching them)
  • Gallagher:... Alright, Cable. This is YOUR job. Do what you can.
  • Cable: (Sighs) You made your own bed, Cable, so sleep in it!..
  • Cable set off and got to the duo.
  • Cable: "Fokker, Commander Titus wants to see you."
  • Pictor: "Ohhhhhhh, someone's in trouble!"
  • Cable: "Actually it's more like he wants to personally congratulate him for his part in catching Neverfinder."
  • Pictor: "Oh that makes sens- HEEEEEEEEEY, WHY AREN'T I IN ON IT?!"
  • Cable: "Oh ya know, you already know what he would say to you about catching the guy, it goes without saying."
  • Pictor: "..... Eh, I suppose it would be a pointless meeting since I already KNOW what he would say to me."
  • Cable: "Exactly! So Foks, you need to report to Titus asap."
  • Fokker: "Wait, but why only me specifically-"
  • Pictor: "Oh come on, Foks, don't keep the commander waiting."
  • Fokker: "(Dejected sigh), Only because I can ask HIM what is going on then. (Flies off)."
  • Cable: "..... And you, Pict. Kyne will see you shortly. So don't go anywhere."
  • Pictor: "But I would like to be able to thank the JCs first and-"
  • Cable: "Stay, PUT! (Zooms off before Pictor can say anything)....."
  • Pictor: ".... Ugh, bollicks. Okay, fine. What does that hornhead want THIS time?"

Meanwhile...

  • Flechette and Feilong were still seen traversing across the area.
  • The two ended up wondering right into a campsite where of all things, Moira was seen resting.
  • Moira: "...... Ah. Fancy seeing you two here."
  • Flechette: "...... You're, you're Moira."
  • Feilong: "I don't like this, this is a trap!!"
  • Moira: "I have no aiming to be an enemy, as with the Justic Teens you were quick to run away from."
  • Feilong: "Ugh, they ended up slowing us down and-"
  • Moira: "This only occurred because Kyne had the ability to see possible futures via his randomizer power and predicted that you two were gonna be a problem."
  • Feilong: "..... (Facepalm) DANG IT, HOW DID WE FORGET THE ONE REASON THAT GROUCH OF A HERBIVORE WAS MADE BODYGUARD EVEN FOR AS MUCH AS HE ISN'T COMPATIBLE WITH JEM?!"
  • Moira: "Yes. Flechette's gamble would've worked otherwise."
  • Flechette: "...... Well, it's still too late to correct things. Algor's been made against us cause of Kyne's trickery, and-"
  • Moira: "What if I say I am not just your average soothsayer and wasn't just confined to seeing the future, but could influence the past and bygone to influence the present to influence the future?"
  • Feilong: "..... Ya mean time travel?"
  • Moira: "I didn't say that. Time travel is a bit too aggressive and held back by many cosmic rules. What I offer is the ability to redo prior events so you two will be allowed to do things differently and ensure your desired result."
  • Feilong: ".... So, it's weaker time travel with extra steps?"
  • Moira: "Again, not truly time travel. The power I offer is a temporal reset. Granted my psychopotence allows me endless possibilities, but... THIS is one of the powers I have managed to learn using my own psionic prowess. It's a power that allows me to reset certain points in time to prevent most-undesirable outcomes. Per example. I used it to make it that the Lodgers didn't ended-up upsetting Electrum enough that they were turned to gold by her Midas Beam by ensuring they were warned-prior-of-the danger of upsetting her. It's basically an unknown sub-variant of time travel, and yet it is not truly time travel as it is more like redoing a certain event."
  • Feilong: ".... So it's like weaker time travel with extra-"
  • Flechette: "Fei!!"
  • Feilong: "Okay okay, I'll let her have it! Yeesh!"
  • Moira: "My point is, I offer to restart things-for-a-more beneficial way. But you must return this favor by doing something for me."
  • Flechette: ".... Name it."
  • Moira: "..... You shouldn't limit yourself to just Algor nor Jem. You also need to convince your so-called 'rivals' Pictor and Fokker out of going after you. Else as now, they would just be lead to go after you anyway."
  • Feilong: "FIGURES THERE'S A CATCH! I mean, it's not a fair point, but, while Fokker's reasonable, Pictor is REALLY stringent of being professional and non-politically bias, neither for NOR against Kemisum?! He views letting feelings rule over being unprofessional, and-"
  • Flechette: "We'll do it."
  • Feilong: "WHA?!"
  • Flechette: "Fei, before you play the friend card AGAIN, we just discovered that our prior "Failure" was arranged by Kyne cheating! It's only fair to counter-cheat!"
  • Feilong: Oh, so NOW who's treating this like a game, you damn hypocrite?
  • Flechette: "DO NOT FOCUS ON THAT, AND FOCUS ON THE POINT!! YOU, OWE ME FOR MAKING ME TURN AGAINST THE TEENS!!"
  • Feilong: "..... (Sighs).... Only because it was a fair point that Kyne was onto us and is about to use Pict against us. I would really like to prevent that. But what, won't he predict-"
  • Moira: "I also have the technique of anti-prediction protection. Kyne even with the specific power he used against you, knows not of my involvement."
  • Feilong:... Are you entirely su-
  • Moira: Ahem! I may be blind, but I'm not stupid! The entire point of psychopotence, is that I have UNLIMITED amounts of telepathic, psionic, psychic, mental, or otherwise ethereal powers. I can practically do anything. I can return you back to the moment that Kyne ruined your chances of saving your people, but in return, I require your aid. Given what Kyne did against you, I can safely tell you that he is up to no good.
  • Feilong: Well, DUH!
  • Moira: It is true we both have a lot to gain from this. I am offering you this second chance to save Soteria, so I can save Jem from Kyne's usurpation. We can both save what we care for, AND we can have a better shot at defeating Kyne. Not one that'll guarantee little injury, but, a better shot nonetheless.
  • Feilong:... Flechette?
  • Flechette: "Well, I can't see any other options since doing it personally is all but gone. Moira?...... Do it."
  • Moira: Then brace yourselves. (Her blind eyes began to glow as everything was swallowed by a flashing light)

French Narrator: Several Moments Before...

  • Kyne: NO!
  • Ororo:... I-
  • Kyne: WHAT DID I JUST SAY?!?
  • Ororo: Kyne-
  • Kyne: WHAT, DID, I, JUST, SAY?!
  • Ororo:... No.
  • Kyne: Correct! AND NO MEANS NO!!! END, OF, DISCUSSION! So leave before I call security!
  • Ororo:...
  • Tane: Wow, you'reanasshole!
  • Meg: TANE!
  • Ororo: Kyne-
  • Kyne: I SAID, END, OF, DISCUSSION!
  • Tyrone: WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?!? ALGOR TRUSTS US, AND YOU'RE DENYING US PERMISSION TO SEE HIM?! I'M PRETTY SURE JEM WILL NOT APPRECIATE THAT!
  • Kyne: The Advisor's orders were CLEAR! Last warning, LEAVE!
  • Tyrone: Sir, we- (He noted that Flechette and Feilong were seen gesturing Tyrone to not aggravate Kyne, being sure to disguise themselves as different dinos).... Ahem! Kyne, be reminded that you and Jem are our GUESTS! And that the Temple is on Kratosian Grounds! So, legally, you're not allowed to keep us out of something that belongs to us!
  • Kyne: "Ah, but keep in mind that when Jem marries Algor, the temple will be a shared thing, (Flechette and Feilong decide to risk it and sneak into the vents to get an early shot at getting to Algor,-while having prior gestured to Ororo and others to change tactics, of which the teens quietly noted) Ergo, legally soon, I WILL be allowed to keep anyone out as much as I want! I can use legal mumbo jumbo too, telepath!"
  • Ororo: "(Smiled in being sure that Flechette and Feilong will cover things from here)..... Okay hornhead, you win. We can tell that Tyrone's earlier freak out made you guys unsteady around us, so, we'll go and cool down in the carnival to ease the stress."
  • Kyne was surprised by how easy that was, as he was expecting an argument. But he decided to work with it since he sense-nothing wrong for now....
  • Tyrone: "Honestly, I would like to play some Telepathball anyway. Certainly a lot more fun than messing with this guy. (The teens left)...."
  • Kyne: "..... (Quietly) Hehehe, suckers."

Temple Garden.

  • Algor and Jem were seen together in the garden.
  • Jem: "Ya got an obvious backyard here, Al. It really gets my mind off of everything. From politics to worrying about the Kemism Haters my peeps kept warning me about."
  • Algor: "Of course, I- Wait, Kemism Haters? I thought Hadesians were fully unanimous on your father's philosophy."
  • Jem: "Well, like-I-said back at our crater earlier before, it wasn't flying with some people anymore, and, based on what I'd been told, the Soterians are kinda among the worse ones. I've been told they basically want me dead to get rid of Kemism."
  • Algor: "..... Well depends, was this from Talona and/or your Soothsayer, or Kyne and Titus?"
  • Jem: "50/50, though the dead part is from Kyle and Titty, but-I mostly figure they're just being worse case scenarioers, but.... The Soterians have been giving Hades a lot of crud for some time now. And-"
  • Talona: "(Shows up with Figdit) Miss Jem, it might not be good to talk about private Hadesian affairs on the first day before the following week of your marriage."
  • Jem: "Wait, but Tal, I thought we were in agreement about telling Algor about-"
  • Talona: "Well keep in mind that in light of your, escapade with the crater outside, it might end up being needless stress."
  • Jem: "..... (Sighs), Okay, fine. But you have to make it up and telling him FOR me Tally, cause, it was YOUR idea to bring Soter to this!"
  • Talona: "Fair enough. (Jem proceeded to leave)"
  • Jem: "If ya need me Al, I'm gonna crash into your Giant TV room. I wanna see if you have Netflix or something. (Leaves out of earshot)...."
  • Algor: "..... Okay, Miss Talona, I'm confused, why did you made Jem leave, and, why is Figdit hanging out with you now- (The duo suddenly turned into Flechette and Feilong)"
  • Feilong: "Awww man, that was NOT easy turning into a mammal and keeping a straight face, and a BAT of all things!"
  • Algor: "WHAT IN THE NAME OF GROTCH-"
  • Flechette: "(Shushes)! Not so loud!"
  • Algor: "..... Alright, who are you two and why were you pretending to be Talona and Figdit?"
  • Flechette: Algor, you must listen. We are both from Hades and we represent people who want to live outside Kemist law. I'm Bexley and that's Romana, and we're agents of Soteria, people who were wronged by Kemist law and live freely... Until now.
  • Algor:... I... So, you're criminals?
  • Fleche\te: No!... Well, we are, but we don't want to be. With Kemist law dictating we be rejected and denied what we want, we were forced to steal it, and do so to provide for the others who suffered the same refusal of service.
  • Feilong: Also... Uh... We WERE-close to winning you over and-
  • Flechette: Romana, does he need to know that?
  • Feilong: Well, probably. It COULD help.
  • Algor: Okay, I'm a little lost.
  • Feilong: We WERE-close to winning you over-like we did with the Justic Teens and Lodgers... But... Kyne kept us from getting to you until it was too late and Jem convinced you to be against us, in-because she was given the wrong impression of us by him and Titus.
  • Flechette:... (Sighs) Very well. We came back using some... Time-Travel-but-not-really-ish power from Jem's long-clawed soothsayer, so we could try again.
  • Algor:... So, you came back thanks to this... Soothsayer, and beat Jem to the punch?... And... What was that you said about Kyne?
  • Flechette: Look, Algor, let us explain. We came up here because Soteria has been put under lawful quarantine, thanks to Pictor and Fokker.
  • Feilong: "Which aren't otherwise bad dudes, they just happen to be put in a position problematic for us. Granted, Pict's an egomaniac, but that's just him being due for a slap of the face from humility."
  • Algor:... That raptor and giant pterosaur I saw bickering a while ago?
  • Feilong:... How did you-
  • Algor: Superior leader intuition. Goes with the title. (Sighs and sat on the ground)... Jem most likely has a poor image of you two if what you said has any implications. Personally, I like to believe that Jem wouldn't allow such things otherwise.
  • Feilong: "And if it helps, she wouldn't, it's just Titus and Kyne over-emphasized our people's denouncement of Kemisum to make it look like we're mindless haters that just as much hate HER guys as we're against that arcadic and flawed system that has been left unamended since LITTERALLY it's inception and isn't compatible with modern times."
  • Algor: "To be fair, she's mostly holding on to Kemisum as it currently stands in being out of grief and-"
  • Flechette: That much we already understood. You must understand, Algor! We came up here because this wedding is as important to us as it is to the Hadesians. After Soteria was caught, we could no longer live as thieving providers for our anarchic home. We WANT a new home, and this wedding WILL give that to us. Just... Just don't tell Jem about this until she's ready for the truth.
  • Algor: Don't worry. My lips, and my mind, are sealed. I DO have a psychic shield, after all.
  • Feilong: Uhhhhh, I'm PRETTY sure being omnipotent means psychic shields are nothing.
  • Algor: "Oh don't worry about that, Jem is extremely passive for an Omni-Superior and doesn't use her powers to the fullest potential, and even then, she trusts me extremely well, and in thanks to you pretending to be Talona and Figdit, far as she's concerned, she's gonna think I only saw you two in a negative light anyway, and even then, Jem's hardly prone to being-suspicious of people.... Which I guess is why she's around Titus and Kyne for as incompatible to her as they are."
  • Feilong: "Yeah but playing it safe here, don't EVER give her the idea that to even MINORLY consider doing otherwise, she may be trusting to a fault, but that doesn't mean she's stupid enough to not catch certain cues! At best maybe she's just very relaxed and yet has a reason of-going against someone, but still, do NOT give her reason to!"
  • Algor: "You have my word that as far as Jem is concerned, Talona has made me think otherwise about you two."
  • The duo were-quick to retreat back into the vents in their success.
  • Algor sighed....
  • Algor: "(Quietly) It's always something with these kinds of political weddings. Now I need to make sure this goes swimmingly even more now."

Carnival

  • Moira: (She entered the carnival in a large cloak and saw all the Lodgers and the Justic Teens in the area having fun and running the stands)... Here we go. (She lifted her large claws and transferred memories to all the Lodgers and Justic Teens, getting them all to react in many ways as she left)
  • Lord Shen: WHA?!
  • Sandy: HOLY GUACAMOLE!!
  • Sam: Yikes. We sure dodged a bullet... And by dodged, I mean got hit and survived miraculously.
  • Tyrone: Wha... Where did these memories come from?!
  • Icky: "I, am now, confused here."
  • Pictor and Fokker were seen looking at the JCs.
  • Pictor: "Ah, there they are. I want to be able to personally thank the JCs for giving me a chance to deal with, a bemusing warm-up at best with Neverfinder."
  • Fokker: "Fair enough."
  • Pictor: "Hey, Justic Teens! (Gets to them) I want to say thanks for giving me a bemusing little warm-up with Neverfinder. Let me know if you have other "Impossible" Villains for me to seek out, and I'll humiliate them like it was nothing."
  • Scarlett: "Oh, uh, admittingly, Neverfinder was pretty much the only one we had. Everyone else has either been already busted by us or wasn't active yet."
  • Pictor: "Ah. Well-thanks anyway. Now if you'll excuse me, I am off to resume carnival festivities. (He and Fokker leaves)."
  • Walt: ".... Okay, in-one-hand, I kinda feel humiliated that the guy that was impossible for us to catch, was kindergarten level for him. But yet, I can appreciate that he thanked us for it.  So, I guess he really is actually a swell guy, just has an issue with grandeur."
  • Tyrone: "..... JCs. Private-meeting, Lougers' van, now."

Louger's Van.

  • Tyrone: "Okay, be honest guys! I'm not the only one who spontaneously ended up remembering things that didn't-happened, right?"
  • Icky: "Well with us, we litterally suddenly remember a part in time where it didn't-happened, like, Boss Wolf distracting Picty and Foks and Shen getting mad at him for calling him a Turkey, of which we're TOTALLY gonna add to the revaluing, by the way, and-"
  • (Moira): They do not need to answer that for you, Tyrone. That was me.
  • Patrick: WHO SAID THAT?!? ARE YOU A GHOST?!?
  • (Moira): No. I am Lady Moira. I am Jem's royal soothsayer, and I have given you the memories you possessed before this change.
  • Lord Shen:... Change?
  • (Moira): You were not able to convince Algor to aid the Soterians in time, but I have used my psychopotence powers to give you another shot.
  • Shenzi: Kaaaaaaaaay, why?
  • (Moira): Because my life is as much in-stake as theirs. We all have something to gain from this wedding. I have foreseen that Jem's head of the royal guard, Colonel Kyne... Whom you know as the rude Triceratops AND the first Hadesian you met besides Jem, is plotting against Jem. He manipulated the events that got Algor turned against the Soterians, so I had to redo events.
  • Gilda:... So... In other words, these memories that came to us are preserved from the lost events, huh?
  • (Moira): Precisely.
  • Sam: Like I said, took a bullet and survived with the elixir of life or some other deus ex machina like that.
  • Icky: "Though alcourse it means that Kyne is basically our obligatory secret traitor for this episode. Though it kinda feels bluntingly obvious to have it be the asshole bodyguard."
  • Gilda: "Hey, it be worse if it was the raptor advisor, who I assumingly ran into, and I think I can speak for her to say it's not her-anyway,  she acted too polite about being bumped into. We faced rotten advisors HOW many times now?"
  • Icky: "Well yeah, but we faced equal amounts of rogue bodyguards or protectors as well. I was just lampshading for abit."
  • Ororo:... I... Uh... Thank you?
  • (Moira): As I said, I did this because I need your help now. I've taken some time to look into as many futures as I can and carefully selected ONE where we can ALL get something beneficial.
  • Walt: "Though it's gonna be ABIT awkward now to be around Flech and Fei again cause remembering the outted timeline."
  • Tyrone: "(Sighs).... Awkwardness is the least of the worry. I'm starting to feel rotten of thinking foul of those two."
  • Meg: "Look, Ty, that was just the stress talking."
  • Tyrone: "Well now I don't feel any better, cause now we're dealing with a guy who can get randomized powers that could be used against us even if it doesn't fit the scenario. And worse off, he's a potential conspirator! And given that Jem has demonstrated a sense of blind trust, directly confronting her about it might just end up having her followers think we're just giving her crud, and end up making Kyne look good?! Ugh?! Why did I have to be so afraid of her?! How was I supposed to know she was gonna be the most chilled out Omni-Sup ever seen, and yet, why did I also have to react badly to THAT?!"
  • Gazelle: "I feel like it's because of negative stigma towards Omni-Superiors that encouraged that line of thinking."
  • Tyrone: "Before you get too PC about this, keep in mind that it's not UNREASONABLE Stigma. Omni-Sups can be legitamently dangerious if in the right or WRONG circumstances!"
  • Duke: "..... And yet ya made comic books about them? (Shows Justice Continuum comic)"
  • Tyrone: "..... Keep in mind that fiction is different from REALITY! And even then, the comics show that the Continuum struggle with temptation sometimes, even the leader! It's not normally easy for Omni-Sups to maintain high moral fiber without facing how easy it is to get what they want with what's given to them!"
  • Icky: "Jem managed well enough."
  • Tyrone: "Well yes, but she's behaving like she doesn't take it seriously! In fact, I still believe that something has happened to have made Hadesians go out into hiding to-begin with, cause, I'm still thinking it's weird that for as much as Jem's a total daddy's girl, she never ONCE tried to avenge Kem's honor from his execution!"
  • Baloo: PFFT! HER? Wanting to avenge Kem? Even IF she had the power to do it in an instant, I doubt she even COULD. We've seen her long enough to know she doesn't have a vengeful bone in her body.
  • (Moira): No, but she DOES have power, and she COULD do it if pushed far enough over the edge.
  • Banzai: Buuuuut, why wouldn't she? I mean, Kem surely HAD to have raised her to have that edge before he was executed. Heck, the mere DEATH had to have toughened her up. I mean, there's no better way to transform a kid-to-an adult than a parental or sibling death. Not even the most WHIMSICAL of children can resist the impact of reality.
  • Shenzi: I wouldn't really CALL Jem childish. She's more like a... Troubled teenager with too much power on her plate than she can stomach.
  • Banzai: "Well I still wouldn't call that her acting her age, now is it, Shenzi?"
  • Icky: "Well not like we can ask her without Kynehead ready to block us at a moment's notice."
  • (Moira): Oh, she's grown up, actually. She's just... Having a HARD time letting go of her childhood. Being a teenager is like a coping mechanism for the tragedy of her father's death.
  • Krebs: Well, they're not even really father and daughter, regardless of them being the same species.
  • (Moira): Well, she WAS adopted by Kem when she was still just an egg. That counts as a family to her. It was hard for her to watch her father get executed.
  • Brandy:... Yeah, I have to say, that DOES sound hard, and painful. Makes sense why she'd have a hard time growing up and letting go of her teenage side.
  • Mr. Whiskers: And now that she's the leader of her people, she's not exactly in a good spot.
  • Kowalski: But she IS omnipotent.
  • Pain: Plus, uh, Moira, was it? Clever name, really, I KNOW Fates myself. If you have so much unlimited psionic and mental power to the point where you can create technical paradoxes, why do you need OUR help?
  • (Moira): "Because it is not my place to be the one to mend Jem."
  • Icky: "Figures."
  • Iago: Oh, we don't need her. We never needed GAZELLE, and we ARE reevaluating after all.
  • Kaa: That is exactly what we came here for anyway. To do our job in newer ways.
  • (Moira): Though be warned, when you do, there are other secrets that have yet to be revealed, especially about Jem. Be careful when you learn them. Just do what you can to take care of Kyne. He wants to take over the surface in the name of Kemism.
  • Tane: AWWWWWWWHELLNAH, NOSURFACEHOMEOFMINEISGONNABESUBJUGATEDTOTHATBULLS***!!
  • Lord Shen: You DID say he can randomize his powers, right?
  • (Moira): Indeed. He gets any kind of new power every 12 hours. The one he got to plan all this was the ability to see multiple futures. His next one will be the ability to hypnotize through physical contact.
  • Ororo: You mean telehypnosis? We have that documented, and we've dealt with many of those.
  • (Moira): Perhaps on the surface, they're easy. But Kyne is no fool. He uses whatever power he obtains wisely. Well, in relative to what he's doing, I mean. But be assured, he deems it too obvious to use it on Jem and Algor, nor does he believe such things are beneficial. However, he will aim to ensure that Flech and Fei can't be a true interference to his plans, and he would do so by getting Pict into going after them, using his ego against him while ensuring Fokker can't keep him away from Kyne due to an acknowledged disagreement between the two about Kyne's personal views on Pict being, a bit of a twat due to being taken off his high horse.
  • Ororo: "Well I'm pretty sure Pict can't be affected by this new power."
  • (Moira): "He doesn't need to affect him with the power. Pict's crutch in his ego-trips will render him putty in Kyne's hands. Not helping that he would use the success of Neverfinder's capture for this. Pict's greatest weakness is literally his own self-love of himself."
  • Lord Shen: "Then I volunteer to give that Pict idiot a taste of humility myself!"
  • Icky: "WHOA WHOA WHOA, Peacock. If that shared vision's any indication, ya might only end up giving the guy reason to STAY AS FAR FROM US as possible, if also risk scaring Jem's followers even more about us!"
  • Lord Shen:... Very well, good point. Glad I never did it now.
  • (Moira): You must act quick, heroes. We must defeat Kyne in a way he doesn't expect, and avoid any of his own forces. ESPECIALLY Titus. He's the head of the Heavy Division, and he isn't dubbed a Titan for-nothing.
  • Kowalski: You mean that Tyrannotitan that almost had a Thanos-like vibe, ignoring AND addressing the elephant in the room that there's now an abelisaurid genus CALLED Thanos now.
  • Icky: "Yeah kinda ironic we're not facing something like that."
  • Cynder: "Then we must act quickly before something ELSE happens."
  • Walt: "Oh like anything can be worsshe than a consshpiracy by Kemisshm Zealotssh planning a coup de grat?"
  • (Moira): Yes. I've seen ALL of them.
  • Walt: I wasshh BEING rhetorical!
  • (Moira): Just-saying. Good luck, friends. (She was gone as a dial tone was heard)
  • Marty:... Okay, why does it sound like that?
  • Gloria: Maybe she was bored and wanted something laughable?
  • SpongeBob: Well, everyone, we've all been given a second chance here, let's not BLOW IT!
  • Lord Shen: "Then let us hope for no further surprises."
  • Icky: And we better get finished with whatever happens next, because this chapter's getting too long.
  • Chaos: Easier done than said. (He peeled the scene into the next)

Meanwhile...

  • The Super Ops Kratos Prison was seen.
  • Two Super Ops guys were seen playing paddle ball.
  • Super Ops Guy 1: "Yeah, this is SO much more fun than babysitting these villains!"
  • Super Ops Guy 2: "Yeah, this is a really good idea!"
  • A Serpentine figure was slowly slithering up to them. The duo were-surprised to see a Hadesian dilophosaurus, but with the hood of a cobra and was noted to only have arms as the rest of her was in alou to a naga.
  • Hadesian Dilo: "..... Bow down, Kratosians. I, am Kemuism's mightiest enemy: Medusasaurus! I champion Dark Freewilll's right to exist and aim to halt Kemuisum's rise into the surface?!"
  • Super Ops Guy 1: "(Scared) Can't. Too scared, to bow."
  • Medusasaurus: "Oh what's the matter, boys? Never seen a Hadesian Lady before? (Snaps claws which summons a Mutant Titanoboa with multiable heads)..... Hydraian...... Play with your new friends."
  • The Titanoboa heads: "Yessssssssssssssssssssss Mother. (He hissed and pounced at the two screaming idiots and proceeds to attack and beat them up)!"
  • Medusasaurus manages to snag the keys and enters-in.

Cells.

  • Medusasaurs slithers in, jabs the key into the socket, and opens up the cells for Dr. Robotrix, The Bombino Bros, Shadowbane, Gazelleen & the purifiers, The Villains that were involved with Rightra in "The Core", the recently caught Paramount Catamount, and various new faces.
  • Boom-Fox: "Mama Mia bro, is that a'Hadesian?"
  • Bomb-Bat: "No, it's an extra mutanted spitting'a lizard from Jurassic Par- YES IT'S A HADESIAN'A, STUPID?!"
  • Medasaurus: "..... Villains of the surface world of Kratos..... I bare concerning news about the threat of Kemuisum and the dangers to the balance of good and evil it pocesses."
  • Dr. Ironclantirx: "...... Enlighten us on your reasoning for freeing us."
  • Medusasaurus: There is a traitor amongst Hadesian ranks and it seeks to spread Kemism to YOUR world. Just like it ruined MY life, it will ruin YOURS! That means the GOVERNMENT will choose what powers and privileges you get BASED ON BACKGROUND AND DESERVE!!! FREE WILL SHALL BE VIOLATED!!! SUPERHEROES WON'T BE SUPERHEROES, AND SUPERVILLAINS WON'T BE SUPERVILLAINS! In fact, MORE will be supervillains.
  • Catamount: And, how's that an issue? The extra SVs could end up being helpful!
  • Gazelleen: "That depends on who you ask. My rightful rule would be challenged by a surplus of those like YOU being allowed to run amock!"
  • Adonox: "Nobody asked you, Purifier!"
  • Slaughter Laughter: "Indeed, you purifiers are basically the minority here. Anything that guarantees a villain surplus sounds great, even if it's to be assumed to not be the idea to begin with."
  • Medusasaurus:... I don't think ANY OF YOU understand.
  • Drillossaurus: "Queen Gazelleen got ya."
  • Medusasaurus: "Yes, but you' purifiers only scratched the surface about how bad Kemisum is. It's worse than just getting in the way of your own idea of a utopia."
  • Dog Cu: "So you say, Hadesian."
  • Medusasaurus: Take it from someone who experienced it directly. Kemisum is not meant to encourage villain growth. It was supposed to do the opposite. It's just that without Kem and with his "Daughter" too much of a brat to even give MINOR amendments, it's now an arcadic and incompatible system not designed to handle modern-day problems. Kemisum at its core is meant to be an ENEMY of Dark Freewill, if not free will in general, and if given PROPER amendments or if it were to merge with Kratosian society if Jem was lead to that, it can be the end of villainy for the surface, if at the very least of how you all know it as.
  • Dr. Robotrix: "..... So, that's, bad?"
  • Medusasaurus: EXACTLY! Any ill-conceived benefit you THINK is there, is too negated and small to just stand by and let it happen?!
  • Toxicalarry: "Oooooh kay, message louder and clearer than before for us Purifies."
  • Catamount: "Well, I mean, okay, I am kinda getting your point, but since you said Jem has never allowed MINOR amendments, I think odds are good that she won't let the Kratosian Senate or even Algor have much of a field-day with it. And even then, who're we to say Kemisum will even be BROUGHT to the surface after how well it ended for Kem?"
  • Medusasaurus: Pay close attention, to what I am saying! Jem is being subjected to a conspiracy against her by determined zealots that aim to remove her, so believe me, don't count on her being a roadblock forever after the wedding. Besides, do you REALLY want to see the kind of villains Kemisum makes? EVERY supervillain has a goal that could conflict with another, and that COULD bring conflict. A villain war COULD start as their form of democracy for what villain plan is the most dominant. Supervillainy isn't as simple as forming some Legion of Doom, at least not without a common unifying goal. And trust me, villains borned under Kemisum, usually have NOTHING in common with the majority of you' bunch, since the likes of you are why Kemisum was created, as examples of dark freewill!
  • Snowden: "Then what is your logic behind freeing us?"
  • Medusasaurus: I am Dark Freewill's champion. I represent the balance for evil AND good!
  • Adonox: "Awww man, so basically you're like the Purifiers but for Hades-"
  • Medusasaurus: (Eyes get scarry) HEAR ME OUT BEFORE YOU SCOFF ME OFF?! (Adonox as the other villains not affiliated with the Purifiers flinched at this).... (Eyes returned to normal) My point being, Hadesian Villains often have little to no reason of wanting to be inter-comparable to the likes of you all. I, myself, being an exception because my dark freewill is to protect evil and the balance of things from something as disruptive as Kemisum. Because trust me, there are cosmic entities far beyond even the powers of Grotch and Kem combined, that won't tolerate their rules for balance to be disrespected.
  • Catamount: "...... Are you, 100 positive we shouldn't even be mildly looking forward to this?"
  • Medusasaurus: As before, your brand of dark-freewill and that of those borned from Kemisum, are not complementary to eachother. I'd known of villains that despise villains like you so severely, that they would sooner DESTROY those like yourselves before even uttering a word cause your Dark Freewill is why Kemisum exists! (The Non-Purifivers, the less brave ones anyway, gulped). Villains can REALLY conflict with each other if not balanced, and with Kemism dominant, MORE villains will be pouring out with no stopping. And I cannot stress this enough, villains created by Kemisum, are not compatible with your brand of reasonings for villainy, being that the vast majority are just criminals, science projects gone-wrong, or the sanity-impaired, with only a select number being more like the Purifiers, and even then the members are abit mixed.
  • Shadowbane:... Hmmm... True. Catamount, there's always going to be too much of something. Too many supervillains can be just as bad as too many superheroes. And before you discount my opinion because of me being used to be a police commissioner, keep in mind-of what this Hadesian is saying here! Hadesian villains are likely to view guys like-US to be catalysts of why Kemisum's a thing! I... I think we MIGHT need to help her.
  • Catamount: "(Sighs), Still saying it'd be a waste of a good opportunity to overwhelm the heroes with maybe like trillion villains a pop, but, fine, I'll humor this."
  • Medusasaurus: See? Was THAT so hard? Hydraian! (Hydraian showed up with every guard captured and tied up with power constricting chains)... I never thought I'd have to GET help, but now? After that BASTARD Pictor and his yesman-Fokker took away my home of Soteria, I've been forced to take drastic measures. Those weak fools Flechette and Feilong think-they-can-fix-it, when they and their dumb mess-ups and decisions have only held Soteria back. They could NEVER fix our society or help us. All they could do was steal and commit crimes to support us, and in the end, it cost us EVERYTHING! And even after that, Tankette STILL trusted them, albeit not without only a SLIGHTLY strained friendship?! UN, ACCEPTABLE! It's time to stop hiding and running away. It's TIME to fight! We have powers, and we have an entire POPULATION that can be an army, and we're TOO AFRAID TO USE THEM, REGARDLESS IF THE LEADER IS OMNIPOTENT!! WE HAVE-POWER TO MATCH THEM, AND I WANT TO MAKE SURE THE SOTERIANS STOP COWERING... BY ASSASSINATING JEM!!
  • Gazelleen: Are you sure? You had litterally said she's Omnipotent. Even if I wasn't made a sham of being a power-manipulating Superior, Omni-Sups are essentially gods in all but name. There's no assassinating someone with THAT kind of power.
  • Medusasaurus: That's why I stole THIS! (She got out a large high-tech cyan cannon blaster)... The Super Ops' very own passion project against ANY kind of omnipotent Superior so they won't have to use TIME TRAVEL to stop it.
  • Dr. Ironclantrix: YOU STOLE FROM THE SUPER OPS?!?
  • Medusasaurus: Be aware I just broke into their experimental Max Prison that's been holding all of you in. I think it can without saying that the surface's uniformed heroes don't frighten me.
  • Dr. Ironclantrix: "..... Hadesian Villains are made of tougher stuff!"
  • Nightmare Walker: "Though perhaps a good argument to why we can't let Kemisum have pleasant dreams!"
  • Dr. Mindz: "Ja! We can't compete with THAT!"
  •  Medusasaurus: Besides, it wasn't even hard. My ability to turn people to-stone has rendered them... (A cutaway of the Super Ops at their HQ being turned to stone was seen)... Unproblematic.
  • Dr. Robottrix: "Which, explains why they haven't come charging in by now."
  • Hydraian Head #1: You showed THEM what for, mommy!
  • Hydraian Head #2: You should've SEEN their faces... Or at least, you still can, they've been frozen with them.
  • Boom-Fox: "Wait, how is that giant multi-headed snake your'a son-"
  • Bomb-Bat: "(Punches Boom-Fox down) Same'a way on how you're'a my brother, idiot'a! ADOPTION?!"
  • Boom-Fox: "Ow! Fair point, but OWCH!"
  • Medusasaurus: Now with this Omninegator Ray as they called it, I can take out Jem. I just need a way to duplicate it. That's what I heard YOU can do, Ironclantrix.
  • Dr. Ironclantrix: "Well, with the right lab and equipment, but I'm sure a prison doesn't HAVE a lab to work with. Nor do I think they'll permit the right accessories given that they know what I am capable of!"
  • Medusasaurus: "Hence why, I'm willing to invite you all to my own little, snake pit. My gorgon lair has a laboratory. It'll have just what you will need for this."
  • Babirusa Superior: "But what's ultimately in for us if we agree to this?"
  • Medusasaurus: "Well your already granted freedoms goes without saying."
  • Green Iguana: "Well no duh."
  • Patas Monkey: "Though for some of us it's just the matter of only lasting until the heroes bust us anyway."
  • Bush Dog: "So we would like for something abit more ensured!"
  • Saltwater Crocodile: "We're talking more benefits than just not being in here for the day!"
  • Medusasaurus: "Had I not been prepared that you bunch may desire more of a reward on just freedom, this would've been the part I would've had my son deal with you all. That said, I am prepared to further entice you all other than freedom. On top of being free, (Holds a rolled-up Blueprint paper) I'll expose to you all the blueprints of Hades' treasury in Tartarus Valley and where all weakpoints are. Now, I know there may be a minority of you that don't care for wealth, and that's fine, but, the ancient wealth of Kem doesn't have to be exclusive as something as simple as keeping for greed's sake. It could also help revitalized previous plans or operations in a big way."
  • This prospect had really reeled in the inmates of this prison.
  • Wolf: "Hehehehe, the instruments of mayhem and torture I can get with that moolah!"
  • Binturong: "(Soft-spoken) Oh, um, the wealth isn't necessary, stopping a controversial philosophy is its own reward. (Migraines abit, then suddenly speaks in a more aggressive tone) BUT DAMN THE MONEY HELPS SEAL THE DEAL?!"
  • Sun Bear: "It can be indeed noted that you drive a hard bargain, hadesian."
  • Egyptian Vulture: "The newage kingdom I can START with this wealth?!"
  • Albino jungle cat: "Oh now this is a heist I wanna DO after this!"
  • Agama lizard: "I'm not normally motivated by greed, but, this will certainly be a nice head-start in restoring what Firedrake took from me?!"
  • Tomato Frog: "Normally I try to stay away from political situations, but, you won me over lady!"
  • Civet: "You indeed are a masterful negotiator, Medusasaurus, is it? This investment will restore my prior ventures once the Kemisum thing is out of the way."
  • Dr. Ironclantrix: Well... I suppose it's time we found a way to duplicate this... Ridiculous-looking raygun.
  • Medusasaurus: He'll do! But first, we need to test this ray' on someone to see if it actually works. I had to take this thing-on such a short time crunch. (Suddenly, a Dryptosaurus teleported in with a Shantungosaurus holding a Carnotaurus in a full-nelson)... Blink?
  • Dryptosaurus (Blink): MS? I found IO here trying to warn Tankette about our plan to assassinate Jem during the wedding.
  • Medusasaurus:... Disappointing, Io. JUST, disappointing. I thought I could trust you. What a WASTE of someone who served Dark Freewill WELL!
  • Io: "Hey, if it helps, I still hate Kemisum as much as you do, it's just, well, Flech and Fei were well on their way to get Algor on our side, so your plan is kinda un-necessary now-"
  • Medusasaurus: For as long as Kyne is around, even IF Flech has managed to do something RIGHT for once in her incompetent life, Kyne will remove Jem anyway and make Algor useless in terms of ANYTHING! If Jem is to fall, it should at least be in the direction that ensures Kemisum's downfall as suppose to ELEVATE IT?! But, plus-side... (She took out a syringe)... We have a test subject for the Omninegator Ray after all!
  • Io: A what for WHAT?!
  • Catamount: Well, crap on a stick, I guess there IS a Zeus! Say cheese, horny! (They aimed the ray at him)
  • Io: I'm lactose intolerant, so I'll have to pass on that one! (Medusasaurus injected him with the quantonium in the syringe)... I... I'M OMNIPOTENT?!? YES!! I AM INVINCIBAAAA- (The Omninegator Ray restrained him with red, green, and blue beams) D'OH RIGHT, I'M BEING USED AS A GUINEA PIG?!
  • Medusasaurus: If you actually thought I'd let YOU be omnipotent without a purpose, then you did NOT know me ONE bit, Io! Just because I'm mutanted doesn't mind I'm mindless! This gun? It's meant to fulfill the goal of Dark Freewill!
  • Hydraian Head #2: Yeah, STUPID!
  • Hydraian Head #3: Dumb as an Auroch.
  • Io: HEY, WATCH THE SPECIESISM!!
  • Medusasaurus: Rockbuster? You can let him go now. He's not going anywhere.
  • Shantungosaurus (Rockbuster): (He let Io go as he was unable to move)... Mmmmm!
  • Patas Monkey: MS? Do we start this thing now?
  • Medusasaurus: 50%-power. (They set the Omninegator Ray's death beam to 50% power)... So, Ironclantrix, you're the one with the super mentality, does the thing work beyond this?
  • Ironclantrix: (He analyzed the work of the gun using his tech-lens eyes)... Like a charm. This ray, its design is fascinating! The Super Ops in the lab certainly spared no expense in making an anti-Omni weapon and not rely on the original pitch of time travel. It first uses quantonium color beams meant to immobilize and anchor powers to prevent the Omnipotent Superior from using a quick insta-win move. No teleporting away, no extinction explosion, no time-travel, no nothing. Every major superpower is locked.
  • Bush Dog: How?
  • Ironclantrix: When you have ALL powers, you have an excess amount of quantonium flowing inside of you. Not lethal, but to the right quantonium anchoring, it's tangible. That's what these beams are designed for.
  • Medusasaurus: And the main beam?
  • Ironclantrix: No expense was spared on THAT either. The beam reacts to the quantonium and uses it against the target. The beam heats the excess quantonium inside the Omnipotent Superior's blood to a boil, dramatically expanding it, causing the circulatory system to start cracking under the stress, forcing massive internal bleeding. But, that's only at 50 percent power. 25 percent power is meant for stunning. 50 percent power, right here, is for injury. 75 percent is for comas. But... Once at 100%-power... The Omninegator Ray will leave nothing left for the Omni-Superior.
  • Io: EERGGHHHH!!!! (He coughs blood) WELL... YOU BASTARDS WON'T GET AWAY WITH THIS... MARK, MY, WORDS!!
  • Medusasaurus: It's sad, Io. After you left Tankette to be with us, we actually thought you cared for Soterians, instead of the false care Tankette and her agents displayed. The kind of care that causes them to get nothing done, and be stagnant until their unlawful actions take their toll. You were a GOOD asset... Until now. You could've been a hero. One who could share the glory with me. The glory of saving Soteria, killing Kemism off like it should've with its creator, AND allowing us to take Hades for ourselves, as it SHOULD be. You wanted to be a superhero... And you just blew your last chance to BE one... Goodbye. (She set the ray to 100% power) Everyone better brace yourselves. (They hid as the ray, off-camera, exploded Io into tons of bloody pieces)...
  • Agama Lizard:... HUUE-

French Narrator: One Cleanup Later...

  • Boom-Bat:... Can we-a talk about-a what just happened?!
  • Boom-Fox: Yeah, what was-a dat?!
  • Medusasaurus: What will happen to Jem. We need MORE of this ray. We cannot rely on just ONE!
  • Dr. Robotrix: Well... It's... DEFINITELY not going to be clean after THAT! Imagine the clean-up!
  • Medusasaurus: Assassination has NEVER been clean. Dark Freewill MUST be kept alive, and so we MUST kill Jem... And Kyne too so he doesn't just take advantage of the situation then afterward.
  • Adonox:... Well, she's got a good point here. We HAVE to do this.
  • Dr. Ironclantrix: "Ugh, if-only Duplex didn't already died-out in the 90s due to a nasal problem common with Seal Elephants. He would've been a use."
  • Medusasaurus: "Well, it is what it is."
  • Medusasaurus and posse began to retreat from the prison.
  • However, it wasn't realized by the group that Io was seen still alive and hidden in the shadows, or rather, what they killed wasn't actually him, as the bloody mess that was a fake began to crawl and return to him as he winced in pain from it.
  • Real Io: "..... (Sighs), I hate to sacrifice my handsome clones like that. But, if it helps make Medusasaurus think I'm a non-issue now, then.... I can at least not make it be in vain. (Strains in-pain of feeling the clone's death) But DAMN am I gonna feel that for awhile! (Gets on-radio)..... Hey, Tank? Listen, uh, I know you kinda don't like me at the moment for getting with Med, but, hear me out before you- (Communication gets cut off)..... Ugh! Man! That sauropod holds a GRUDGE! Okay, fine! I'll have to take this directly to Flech and Fei then, I, just hope they don't just proceed to kick my butt first. (Runs off charging through things like a bull)."

Meanwhile...

  • Flech and Fei were seen resting in the shadows.
  • Feilong: "..... Flech, I'm..... I want to, say that I really owe you big, for, for doubting you. It was just that, things were going to crap quickly and-"
  • Flechette: No need, Feilong. I too thought it was over for us.
  • Feilong: Exactly. Now-all we have to do is deal with Kyne. THIS time, there BETTER be no more setbacks.
  • ???: "Girls! Girls!"
  • Io came in extremely exhausted from his trec.....
  • Io: "(Exhausted breath)..... I know the idea is that you aren't supposed to be found, but, can't you be a little easier to find? Cause like, not like anything you do is a secret to Pict anyway, so- (Flech pounced and pinned him down despite the size) D'OHHHHH THERE IT IS, THE BUTT-KICKING- (Slams into-wall) D'OWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW?!"
  • Flechette: "(Angerly) What, do you even WANT, Io?! And it HAS to be outside of anything Cisthene wants!! I already heard ALL of her complaints many times before, and I get it?! Perhaps Soter should've tried to paint itself in a better light?! But as if her extremist methods would REALLY HELP ANYONE?! At least, no one that won't try to use it to further keep Jem from opening her eyes?!"
  • Io: "I, am detecting a bit of tension here, I-"
  • Feilong: "Oh gee, maybe it's because you abandoned Tank when she needed you the most to AN EXTREMIST!! Soter would had-NOT been in any better graces if we followed that "Dark Freewill" crap, that whole, becoming supervillains schlock! That's LITTERALLY among the popular reasons why Kem managed to make Kemisum so wide-spread in Hadesians!"
  • Io: "I mean, well, to be fair, in terms of practicality, all that came from just being essentially street compies and scavenging from the scraps of Kemist Society or yoink some of the big pieces of the pie, only invited an egomaniac hero and his begrudging friend to quarantine our home! Kinda hard to stand behind a leader that allowed that to happen because of being afraid of a bad rep, even WHEN we kinda were gonna get it anyway, cause, it ain't like Kyne or Titties was gonna let Jem feel sorry for us and risk the survivability of Kemisum, or at the least the start of an amendment that would lead it away from what it is now anyway! Med was, kinda giving a good argument at the time. It didn't looked-like we were having any hope to change anything, so, I thought, it was time for action!"
  • Flechette: "What you did was divided our people and made them question Tank's leadership. You made it hard for them to really get behind her anymore other than sheer begrudging hatred for lack of better options! You were among Soter's best defenders, and a symbol of hope! The moment you abandoned her, that hope was shattered!"
  • Io: "In my defense, Tank came from a family history of bad calls after bad calls because her ancestors were SUCH critics to-what Kem was selling! Faith in her bloodline was waning anyway even BEFORE Pict! All Pict did was accelerate it!"
  • Flechette: ".... While not a weak argument, you could've just as easily kept that weaken hope alive by standing with Tank, especially for how much she cared for you."
  • Io: "..... Then it only would've ended up being on life support, AT A MINIMUM! Me staying behind with Tank wouldn't keep Meddy from wanting to assassinate Jem on-the-wedding! (Flechette and Feilong got concerned)..... D'OOOOOOOH, DID NOT DROP THAT BOMBSHELL SMARTLY!! Ahem! Yeah! I was basically coming to warn you that Meddy is basically gonna be the final nail in the coffin in terms of Soter's international integrity. She's stolen an anti-Omni-Sup weapon from this group who's-name I forgot just now,  like, Super-Ops, or something among those lines, oh besides the point, and has recruited a mess of freed prisoners from an experimental prison to do it! She intends to overcharge the thing to essentially turn Jem into a meat fountain! I would've warned Tank, buuuuuuut...... That sauropod can hold a GRUDGE!"
  • Feilong: "...... (Facepalms) Nothing like an extremist to make sure that Hadesians under Kemism society will end up having a permanent reason to hate us for like, FOREVER!! If Med goes through with this, I-...... I don't think I even WANT to talk about it."
  • Flechette: "..... Why, warn us this?"
  • Io: "Call it my indecisiveness on picking a team, but, Blink, Rocky, and I were kinda keeping track of you guys to monitor your progress. We were kinda sure that Kyne's gonna screw up everything, but then.... You managed to completely pull it off and got Al viewing us in a positive light. It gave me the impression that there's still some, at least viable traces of hope left in Soter after all, and that, we didn't even NEED Med's plan anymore...... My luck that Blink and Rock were still too into this and were all "This changes nothing, the plan goes as intended", and ya know, arguing that Kyne's gonna ruin everything anyway, so, no compromising. So basically I ran off to plan to warn Tank and you guys of the problem while I made sure to duplicate myself in that they nabbed my handsome clone instead, in-which had sadly, ended up being used as a test subject for the stolen weapon from the Kratosian Uniform Heroes group. I am LITTERALLY still feeling CRUD tons of pain right now from that?!"
  • Flechette: "..... How could Cisthene lose herself like this?"
  • Io: "Bad childhood, Kemism, Tank's leadership, the quarantine of Soter, her obsession of free will and that stuff about her fear of "Cosmic Entities", take your pick, there's ALOT Med might have problems with! I feel like she needs a REALLY good psychiatrist!"
  • Feilong: "That was meant to be rhetorical, idiot."
  • Flechette: "...... We can't let Medusasaurus do this!"
  • Feilong: "Okay, no problem. I vote that we try to settle this as quietly as possible, no reason to freak out the JCs NOR those Lougers about this! Far as they know, Meddy doesn't exist, so we can take care of this ourselves and-"
  • Io: I'm afraid we can't risk giving Meddy time. She's KNOWN for acting as fast as possible.
  • Feilong: "I was just saying NOT to invite the misfits, idiot?! When I said "No reason to freak the JCs nor the Lougers Out", I MEANT NOT TELLING THEM ABOUT THIS?! I WAS LITTERALLY SAYING WE TAKE CARE OF THIS OURSELVES?!"
  • Io: "Oh, well sorry, but you worded it poorly and made me assume tha-"
  • Feilong: "HOW WAS I WORDING IT POORLY?!"
  • Io: Well, you guys DO tend to lag on your acts, like, say, when you promised Soter sanctuary from Kemism and, BOOM, it's gone! No offense, but you two aren't going to be enough.
  • Flechette: Wow, you REALLY just went there?
  • Io: Yeah, I did, get used to it. But, I'M saying that we might need to do this FASTER than you guys can.
  • Flechette: We are NOT slow!
  • Io: I'm sure the times you said that would suggest otherwise.
  • Flechette: IO!
  • Io: Girls, Medusa isn't going to accept ANY setbacks anymore, and is on full opportunist instinct now. She'll take ANY opportunity. For example, when you say you leave the Lodgers and... JCs? Shouldn't it be JT? Whatever, you're in a sense leaving them to be interrogated not knowing who they really are, and they could be directed STRAIGHT for Jem. It won't matter who they are, the RIGHT person in that misfitted group could be tortured or tricked into doing what she wants.
  • Flechette:..... (Sighs) You're right! Medusa WAS always an opportunist.
  • Io: Exactly, and given I was with her, I should know how she works now. Though surprisingly she never found that I can clone myself. Apart from that, Medusa is NOT messing around anymore. Our home is gone, and so is her patience. If she kills Jem, we're looking at a dangerous war between surface and Hades, or worse!
  • Flechette: What about Kyne? He's an equal concern, and he COULD bite us when it comes to Medusa.
  • Io: I'm sorry, but we HAVE to tell the heroes. If we don't, Medusa will take ABSOLUTE full advantage, direct her to Jem, and upon wedding day, it'll be too late and Jem will die.
  • Feilong: But, but they'll be more freaked!
  • Io: Oh, tell me what's worse, outsiders having a panic attack, OR THE NEXT BIG SUPER-POWERED WAR?!
  • Flechette:... (Sighs) Very well. But I still insist we do this quietly. We start by telling the most mentally-tight heroes and leave THEM to break the news to the others.
  • Io: Sounds reasonable to me. It's truly time to decide the fate of Soteria, once and for all. Now get to it! We can't rely on Med thinking I'm really dead forever! Just because she doesn't know about the ability, doesn't mean she can't catch on the moment she sense ONE thing off!
  • Flechette: Fine by me, now go! (Io charged off)
  • Feilong: "..... Ugh, we should've let that snake of a dino be dragged off into that science lab the moment we saw her?!"
  • Flechette: "Fei! Say what you will about Cisthene and her regrettable choices, but we should NOT regret helping her as we did."
  • Feilong: "..... I get what yer saying, but, cause of helping that freak, now we're-"
  • Flechette: "What's done is done, Fei. We must get moving." (They head out)

Chapter 3: Prepping For The Wedding

Meanwhile

  • Jem: "(Was-seen with Algor before some temple cooks) -And I want my wedding cake to be COMPLETELY MADE OF CHOCOLATE?! And I don't mean for ya to half-ass it and just have chocolate cake behind the icing, I want EVERYTHING DOWN TO THE ICING AND FILLING TO BE CHOLOATE?! I want it covered in chocolate sprinkles, chocolate chips, ya know the tiny baby kiss candy things that go in chip cookies, M&Ms, Twix Bars, Crunch Bars, Oreos, an army's worth of normal kisses with some of those BIG KAIJU KISSES that come in the cube boxes?! And the concessions should totally have Pizza, WITH SO MUCH MOZZARELLA THAT THEY'RE THICK, Chips & Dip, like, the good stuff, Doritos, Cheetos, sour cream and onion, all the good dip flavors, hot dogs and hamburgers, tacos, OH DIFFIDENTLY THE TACOS, make them Taco Bell style, all softshells, but to be considerate, make a separate tray of hard shells for people that are weird like that, and ALL THE FLAVORS OF ICE CREAM?! And the BIGGEST OUTBACK STYLE BLOOMING ONION YOU CAN MAKE?! Oh, oh! AND A SODA FOUNTAIN?! I MEAN LIKE, A FOUNTAIN THAT SPRAYS ALL FLAVORS OF SODA INTO SEPERATE POOLS?! And I want the nozzles to spray from the mouths of me and Algor and my dad with angel wings, BUT DON'T do it in the style of us being naked! Cause it's gross! And-"
  • Head Chef: "MY GOODNESS MISS JEM, NO OFFENCE, BUT WITH DEMANDS LIKE THAT, JUDGING FROM THE KIND OF THINGS YOU EAT, IT'S AMAZING YOU'RE NOT AS FAT AS A PIG?!"
  • Pig Chef: "HEY?!"
  • Jem: "Ya just gotta love that my omnipotence also gave me a super metabolism! I could eat a MOUNTAIN  OF SWEETS, and still fit fine for a two-piece Bikini!"
  • Talona: "(Dejected) That doesn't mean you shouldn't entertain the idea of a healthier diet LIKE-I WROTE IN MY LIST?!"
  • Head Chief: "..... (Sighs), Regardless, Miss Jem, under Algor's strict direction, we will see this done."
  • The Chefs head off.
  • Algor: "..... Ahem, I'm, sorry for my head chef's blunt reaction. I did warn that Chef Le Grouchbutt is one who speaks his mind- (Jem laughs)!....... Walked into that one. I kept telling him he needs to change his name!"
  • Jem: "Ahhhh don't sweat it, Al, my chefs back at home get a bit like that too! This one time, I asked for a pizza pie, as large as the universes, and my head chef just went "Fuck it" and showed me an entire dimension of pizza?! I could've ended up eating half of it until the locals stopped me from taking the first bite and showed me I can just order pizza from them?! I ate so much pizza that month, you'd think I'd throw up until midnight!"
  • Algor: "..... My, I certainly would've remembered you having, an aggressive appetite."
  • Jem: "Oh, all that's not because of being constantly hungry or anything, I just tend to eat when I suffer from severe anxiety, (Sadly) Which, often comes from thinking about dad..... (Gets calm again) Cool if we go to the Carnival for abit, Al?"
  • Algor: "Well as my guest you are allowed to decide what you- (Jem grabs Algor the same way again as flies off with him) D'OOOOH NOT AGAI- (Jem crashes through the roof)!"
  • Talona: "...... (Quietly) Gods of Olympus, give me strength..... (Openly) Maybe I should go and meet with the Lougers and those Teens and talk to them about talking to Jem. ZALMAN?!"
  • Troodon (Zalman): Yes?
  • Talona: You're in charge of watching over Jem wherever she goes until I get back. Got it?
  • Zalman: Yes, ma'am! (They both go off).

Carnival.

  • The Food Area, as a mass of carnival-food was seen as Jem was seen eating like a beast, with table manners actually WORSE than Po's! Algor was slightly embarrassed but tries to put on a smiling face as Jem's eating habits are not un-noticed by the populace, Hadesian and Kratosian alike!
  • Jem: "OM NOM NOM NOM NOM!! (Shoves an entire slab of funnel cake down her throat! Then wolves an entire glob of cotton candy and then ate a baker's dozen of corndogs like it wasn't an issue) YUMYUMYUMYUMYUM?! Ohhh yeah...... That ALWAYS hits the- (Does a sudden sonic burp that can be heard throughout the Multiverse, down to even the Outer Realms that surprised even the Outer Gods)...... Ahhhhh. That's the sign that the tank is FULL! And I'm still good enough for a bikini. Thank you super metabolism."
  • Algor: "(Sighs), It's miraculous that I'd known you long enough to not be bothered by your.... Eating habits. Though I see why Talona is as strict with you as can be."
  • Jem: "Oh mind Tally, she's just basically trying to be my mom without being of the same species. (Sees a poster for an event in the carnival hosted by Icky called "Clownmainia", a wrestling event)..... A FIGHTING CONTEST?! YOU HAVE A FIGHT CONTEST HERE?! THAT'S MY S***, YO?!"
  • Algor: "Uhh, you MIGHT wanna law low on the language. We're in a carnival, so there's BOUND to be children here."
  • Jem: Uh, right, sorry.
  • Algor: That being said, ahh yes, I understand your love of attending tournaments and-
  • Jem: OH YEAH! (Jem sped up her eating and devoured her entire meals and grabs Algor)
  • Algor: "AYE!!"
  • Jem: "I WANT, TO GO THERE?!"
  • Jem zooms off with Algor before he gets even a word out as he yelped!

Fighting Arena in the Carnival!

  • Icky: "(Dressed in a snazzy WWE suit) LADIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEES AND SUPER-POWERED GENTS?! PLEASE WELCOME, ALL THE WAY FROM AMUSEMENTIA, THE VERY FAMOUS, (Quietly) And ungodly expensive, (OPENLY) TAG-TEAM WRESTLING CLOWN BROS, CLOWNERTAKER AND CLOWN CENA?!"
  • Two clown parodies of Undertaker and John Cena are seen as they posed like hams!
  • Icky: "We are prepared to give out, courtesy of Amusementia's officials, a lifetime pass into free-entry of their parks, a check for a zillion bucks, and a BEAUTIFUL, platinum-plated AUU Rarium Prize Wedding Ring, (Shows the darn thing) RIGHT HERE! And all ya gotta-do, is-beat up these beef-cake Bozos right over there! Who's up for the chall-ANGE!?"
  • Jem, holding a screaming Algor, leaped up from the crowd and landed in the arena like a badass while Algor crashes into the ground comedically!
  • Jem: "(HYPER-AGGRESSIVE) BRING IT OOOOOOOOOOOOOON?! (Uses her Omnipotence to transmutate herself into a cross between Modern Rodan and JP3 Pterasaur, surprising the clown bros with collective quack sounds as Icky did the same thing)..... (Deeper voice) And yet I can still make a two-piece bikini work!"
  • Icky: "...... Uhhhhhh, Miss Jem, ya kinda over-qualify for this fight, your too OP to- (Jem charged at the girl-screaming Clown Wrestlers as she started to smack the crud out of them)...... Fight."
  • Algor was noted to be stuck into the arena ground as he moaned......
  • Algor: "Ooooooooooow."
  • The crowds winced at how Jem effortlessly beaten-up the clown bros like they were amateur hour, as Talona was seen arriving, and immediately facepalm at this!
  • Talona: "I TOLD HER ABOUT NOT USING "OMEGA-ULTRA-SUPREME JEM"?!"
  • Kratosian 1: "SHE USED THAT BEFORE?!"
  • Hadesian 1: "11 times THIS WEEK as a matter of fact. We had to BAN her from all fighting events from Hades because of HOW MUCH she over-qualified for them! YET SHE STILL GOES TO THEM?!"
  • Talona: "Also, WHERE WAS ZALMAN?! (Zalman and his squad immediately arrived, though they were seen having enjoyed themselves in the carnival for abit)..."
  • Zalman: "...... Well, I mean, to be fair, it wasn't like Jem was gonna end up moving too far, so, may as well enjoy ourselves for abit?"
  • Talona:..... (Moiwah moiwaaaaah) UGH! WELL THANKS TO YOUR INSISTENCE OF TAKING AN UNAUTHORISED BREAK, JEM WAS ALLOWED TO ONCE AGAIN PAINT AN IMPROPER PICTURE OF HERSELF?!
  • Zalman: "Hey, even if we were RIGHT on her, she'd still go to this fight!"
  • Talona: "..... (Deadpan) This arguement is acceptable."
  • The Clown Bros were tied into pretzels as Jem victory-screeched with a Destroyah Roar!
  • Icky: "...... (Was-seen with a yellow puddle)...... (Pulled out a cup) (Scared voice) Ya made me spill my lemonade."
  • Jem: "(Deep voice) PRIZE?! NOW, BITCH?!"
  • Icky fearfully showed the ring, the money & the pass, as Jem turned back to normal.
  • Jem: "(Cheerfully) Thank you! (Takes the prizes)! You have NO idea how BADLY I wanted to let Omega-Ultra-Supreme Jem out! She MISSES fighting!"
  • Icky: "...... (Wimp-voice) A-a-a-a-a-a-And yet, you have, a bodyguard?!"
  • Jem: "Ugh, it's a political thing. I can handle myself otherwise."
  • Zalman/Talona: (Sighs)
  • Jem: "(She gets to Algor and pulls him out)..... Also, this was-like, super-convenient, cause I haven't picked out a wedding ring yet. (Shows the prize ring) I hope it's not too last minute."
  • Algor: "..... (Smiles)..... It's perfect. (Jem made an MLP Squee noise as she puts the ring on Algor's finger). Though I apologize if my ring for you is, less bombastically gained. (Shows his own ring) It's a golden metal Quantonium Jewel-Cut Power Gem that gives Superiors power boosts. Omni-Superiors love these gems cause they protect against Omnilasers. Again, I simply picked this out from my mother's old jewelry box, it was hers, and it's the last one in existence, but, it still means so much to me that-"
  • Jem: "Al..... No sweat. (Puts on the ring) I, love it. (Hugs Algor, as he returns it)....."
  • Talona was seen tapping her raptor claw in a repeated motion that got the duo's attention.....
  • Talona: "..... (Deadpan) May we KINDLY return back to the temple before you make EVEN MORE of a scene?"
  • Jem: "(Sarcastically) Aw man, I was about to make-out with Algor in front of all these people-"
  • Talona: "SARCASM IS INAPPROPRIATE HERE, MISS JEM?! JETSEN!! ZALMAN!! GET YOUR DIVISION ASSES OVER HERE AND HELP ME TAKE JEM BACK TO THE TEMPLE?!"
  • Jem: (Dubbed as Penny) I can go by myself! Thank, you! (Pulls Algor away as she lightspeed-flies to the temple and Algor girl-shrieks)
  • Zalman: ".... We'll uh, follow her all the same, Talona. Seriously this time. (He and the troupe zoomed off following Jem)."
  • Talona: "..... (Facepalms)...... What am I to do with her?"
  • Icky notices Talona's frustration that instantly gave him the idea to get the adviser to have a softer stance on the Lougers and the JCs, which will ease up interference from Kyne....
  • Icky: "..... Ahem! So..... Miss Talona, I can't help but notice that-"
  • Talona: "You're one of the Lougers, correct?"
  • Icky: "..... Yes."
  • Talona: "Ah, good, I have been meaning to seek out your group and the teens actually. I, want to talk to them about asking for some help in, reigning in Jem's behavior. I would like for you to take me to them at once."
  • Icky: Really?... We were just gonna ask YOU to give us a chance to talk to HER. We have... A LOT of concerns.
  • Talona: Well, that makes one of us. As you've CLEARLY seen, she's gotten PRETTY reckless to the point of CHEATING IN YOUR BATTLE TOURNAMENT!
  • Icky: To be fair, this was mostly an anything goes fight otherwise of her over-qualifying. Surprising that wasn't her first time. She, is balls-to-the-walls crazy, and she's a girl. But being real here, there's some things you need to know. Turns out... Uh... (They remembered they were amongst a public crowd)... Yeah, you're right. This is just a PRIVATE matter, AND one that Jem can't know yet. Let's go talk about it somewhere safer, can we?
  • Talona: Well that's what I was asking for to begin with!
  • Icky: (As they left) Also, uh, why are you hunched like an actual raptor when others aren't?
  • Talona: It's a back condition, rather not talk about it. (Meanwhile, Flechette and Feilong, disguised as members of the crowd, saw what happened)
  • Flechette:... (On communicator) Io? Did you hear what they just said about Algor's ring to Jem?
  • (Io): Loud and clear. I... Yeah... Those rings haven't been seen in eons. Not since omnipotence was banned.
  • Feilong: I... I don't understand. Omnilasers, as they were called, aren't new? I mean I'm aware that we Superiors got into tec PRETTY early in the game, but, I kinda figured something designed against Omni-Sups would be a pretty new concept! How is that possible? On the surface, they've been LONG banned, and we haven't had an evil Omnipotent Superior since... Well... THAT age.
  • Flechette: I'm surprised as you are. Io? Anything you have to add?
  • (Io): Not much, honestly... Except like, MAYYYYBE that story Medusa wouldn't shut up about involving the era when Omnipotence was greatly accepted back when Superiors were trying to find their niche with Grotch, but that's mostly an old legend crackpots believed in and-
  • Flechette/Feilong: Wh-... (They turned into prehistoric protists) WHAT?!? (They changed back to their disguised forms)
  • (Io): "Calm down! As I was saying, it's just an old legend. There isn't much evidence to support that such an era existed."
  • Feilong: "Did it ever occur to you that maybe that era was censored out of the history books so it's made to LOOK like that and any that would know better WOULD be considered crackpots?!"
  • (Io): "That's assuming that any government official WOULD want to censor history, cause, won't we better learn from this so-called Omni-Era if everyone knew it existed so we can learn to NOT do what happened there, ya know, if it ACTUALLY exists!"
  • Flechette: "Well, did Cisthene ever talked about Quantonium Jewels?"
  • (Io): "Well yeah, but they're just impossibly rare gemstones that only exist under the RIGHT conditions."
  • Feilong: "But ask yourself this: WHY are those gems so freaking rare?"
  • (Io): "They're stupidly hard to make."
  • Feilong: And WHY are they stupidly hard to make?
  • (Io): Okay, stop with the word games, I'm just saying. When powers were new on Kratos, Omni-Superiors were a common thing since, you know, we worshiped the Greek gods. However, too much power is dangerous and can corrupt. In Grotch's time, the Omni-Era was pretty fearful since ANY Superior can be one. Around the time Kemism was invented, Omni-Superiors... Somehow, got defeated, and banned, but we never saw that and omnipotence remained legal. Though again, the legitimacy of the Omni-Era being real is STILL questionable! But putting that aside.... Medusa and her followers have been asking that question of HOW the omnipotent Superiors of ancient times were defeated. Which alcourse, brings in the Omnilasers, but, hypertheicly if that Omni-Era thing is real, Quantomium Jewels were a GOOD countermeasure to the lasers cause the gem will immediately restore any loss of power being as if you're just treating an Omni-Sup to a light show. Quantonium Jewels were so rare because their formation requires the most delicate and complex of processes. Algor said that ring was the last one in existence. That means... It means we don't NEED to stop Medusa. She'll end up defeating herself! HAHA! Looks like our mission is a done deal. We didn't even need to do ANYTHING! THANK YOU ZEUS!!!
  • Feilong: "Speaking on practicality here, wouldn't it still do good to warn the Lodgers of Medd so at the least there are no surprises here?"
  • Flechette: "But of course. We still can't underestimate Cisthene's foreword planning."
  • (Io): Eh, knowing the Lodgers, from what I heard about them, they'll make her look like a joke and get her defeated, end of story. But whatever, Meddy IS not playing around, so she'll likely notice the last Quantonium Jewel ring and send her lackies to get it. Just... Hurry it up. Jem's ass won't stay attached to her forever with Meddy around, and Algor CERTAINLY won't like that.
  • Feilong: Oh, wow, really?
  • (Io): Let me laugh and ignore the danger here, okay?! Io, out! (He hung up)
  • Flechette: ".... I struggle with Io's logic, sometimes."

The Van.

  • Shifu: "Miss Talona, it pleases us you came to seek us out about Jem."
  • Talona: "Well, it's, it's because this wedding is Hades' chance to have Hadesians reconnect with Kratosians, and Jem's going around and making scenes! It's going to put Kratosians on edge!"
  • Lord Shen: "Oh worry not, Miss Talona, aside from Tyrone, we nary heard a complaint about this."
  • Talona: "Do you know anyone who would complain to an Omni-Superior?"
  • Lord Shen: "...... Well, it still serves my point."
  • Talona: "That's just it! I am trying to get Jem to feel like her power and actions have consequences, and Kratosians generally being afraid to call her out on ANYTHING contradicts that!"
  • Bubbha: "Well ya know, she's just feeling mighty sad about her pa."
  • Talona: "(Sighs)..... I'm, aware of that. Her grieving process ALSO complicates what I am trying to achieve with her. It's, it's just incredible. Kem isn't biologically her father, yet he meant the world to Jem. DOWN TO THE POINT OF HER WATCHING THOSE OLD GUIDE FILMS, even when I tried to restrict her from seeing those things cause they only make her sadder?! But she keeps finding and watching them anyway, even with every time I hid them somewhere else!"
  • Duke: "Well she is an OP Super-Pterasaur, so-"
  • Talona: "Right, right, Omni-Superiors-are not easy to surprise, fair point. But still, I'd like for her to ease away of-mentally hurting herself with Kem's memory!"
  • Sandy: "Well, to Jem, Kem was the closest she had to a' pa. Genetics sometimes don't-mean-nothing to the bonds you make. And I'm positive Jem really bonded with Kem."
  • Talona: "I, I know. But, his execution is extremely irrelevant now. It has been many years since those times, yet, it hadn't stopped being relevant to her."
  • Skipper: "When you're basically immortal or can just live longer than most, time can be irrelevant."
  • Po: "Look, Miss Advisor, Kem's death could basically be zillions of years ago from now, and to Jem, the pain of losing family never heals as simple as it "Stop being relevant". Sometimes it just takes more than time to heal wounds."
  • Talona: "That's why I came to you. I'm willing to ask Kyne to stand down and let you all see Jem if you can help with that grief. I want this wedding to be the chance for the past to finally be the past. It would mean much for me to get her to think about the future. About Hades and Kemuism."
  • Trixie: "Oh, on the subject of that, what's your stance on it, caus- (Gilda smacked her) OW?!"
  • Gilda: "(Quietly) STILL TOO SOON?!"
  • Talona: "..... If I'm being honest, on, divided on the state of Lord Kem's brainchild philosophy. It still has its fans, so, really hard for me to say it has to go lest it just risks supporters of Kemism being upset. But..... (Sighs)..... Believe me, I had tried many times to coherse Jem to offer even the most MINUTE of amendments so that at the least newfound problems are addressed, espeically with the, Soter Fiasco. (The Heroes felt uneasy and cautious of her reference of that). But, Jem felt like that, it wasn't her place to change anything about Kemism because, she believes that if anyone has the right to change Kemism, it's only Kem. She is afraid that any change she would make, wouldn't be what her father would've done. She is afraid of violating Kem's creation."
  • Cynder: "I see..... She left Kemism as archaic and ancient as it is, because she doesn't feel like she's worthy of changing it?"
  • Talona: "...... She's afraid of disrespecting it as the spirit of her father's legacy and the last thing she has of him. She believes that her father would be, defensive, about ever-changing Kemism, and would feel-like that if she tried to change it without permission or consent, it would strain things between them. Kem acted defensive when his old friend Grotch kept trying to give a second opinion to Kemism. He was that protective of the belief. He had always believed that anything less would "Not stop Dark Freewill". Kem thinks that freewill is the most dangerous thing in reality, and that it should only be trusted to those that always make the right and moral choices."
  • Icky: ".... Literally based on how a doctor ended up botching up giving Omnipotence to his wife?"
  • Talona: "..... You knew that?"
  • Tigress: "She confessed this much herself in her, first episode with Algor."
  • Talona: "..... (Sighs), I'm sorry if you were prematurely introduced to that. Jem is known to have the subtlety of a bar-joke, she's prone to just casually talk about things as if they're not that big of a deal..... Which-is why she has a problem of making herself sad when bringing her father into topics. Though strangely, she was supposed to tell Algor about the Soter issue so he would be prepared for, surprises, but, I instead found her in the TV room watching cartoons on Netflix. I, assume she either forgot or needed more time to cope. But, I decided to let it slide, figuring that I can always just tell Algor myself on the day of the wedding. Granted, Pictor and Fokker are on the surface as well, so, if any Soter activity were to occur, especially if it involves Flechette and Feilong, they can take care of it. Jetsen gave his word on it. So anyway, can I trust you-misfits to help me with this?"
  • Ororo: "..... You can count on us, Miss Talona."
  • Talona: "Thank you so much, I was worried the crater incident set a befouling image of Jem. Just.... Make sure the telepath behaves himself, okay? He looks rather rash for one."
  • Tyrone: "Feeling the love today."
  • Ororo: "Ahem! Don't worry, we'll make sure Tyrone cools it about his concerns and he'll convey them as respectfully as possible."
  • Talona: "Thank you-misfits. (Flech and Fei were seen quietly trying to get the misfits attention) I'll lead you all right to Jem."
  • Ororo: "..... Ahem, uh, how's about you take the Lodgers to Jem first to let her have a proper introduction and we'll come up after, she did TECHNICALLY already met us Teens in the crater thing."
  • Talona: ".... An, odd request, but not unreasonable. Misfits, politely follow me."
  • Talona walks off with the Lougers following her.
  • The Teens wait for until they are out of earshot to go and meet up with Flech and Fei.

Later...

  • Scarlett: Awwwwwwwww, f***-balls!
  • Tane: A- (Tyrone used his telepathy to freeze him in place)
  • Tyrone:... Crisis', avoided.
  • Ororo: (Sighs) And you guys never bothered to tell us ONCE that there would be ROGUE Soterians?
  • Walt: Wait, I'm confusshhed. Is it Sshhoter or Shhoteria?
  • Flechette: Either or. The god it's named after has both names pertaining to male or female. But anyway, we never told you because we didn't think it was that serious until now. Medusasaurus is dangerous, and she's just now gotten hold of your prison of enemies, AND stolen some kind of 'Omninegator Ray' from your Super Ops.
  • Ororo:... I'm surprised not ONE S-Ops reported it.
  • Feilong: Well, Medusasaurus, as the name would PROBABLY suggest, can turn people to stone.
  • Ororo: Still, at least SOMEONE should've noticed.
  • Walt: Ahhh, that'sshh not a problem. That ring Algor gave her sshhould protect-her. Sshhoo... Sshhouldn't you let the Lodgersshh do what they always do, like, embarrasshh the bad guy by making them do sshhomething that makesshh them kill themsshelvessh, or get themsshelvessh shhent to prisshon?
  • Flechette: Believe me, I've known Medusasaurus for a LONG time. After all, we both rescued her long ago.
  • Feilong: She's now got a lot of followers. But here, she brought four... Well, three now since one of them defected cause of discovering her aim kinda pointless now who came to warn us. There's her adopted daughter, a multi-headed Titanoboa named Hydraian, the double-agent Io Horner, a Carnotaur with the ability to turn invincible when charging along and an ability to create clones that can do the same thing, essentially making Io an invincible one-dino army, there's Meddy's brawns, a Shantungosaurus named Rockbuster with unwavering invincibility, but also the ability of indomitable willpower, allowing him to resist mind-control, damage, or anything that could beat you in a second. The guy is STUBBORNLY relentless, made scarier by the fact he can't talk. And then there's the brains, a Dryptosaurus named Blinkstar. I mean, he originally wanted to go for just Blink, but that name was already taken. He has unlimited teleportation abilities, but he can also make portals, and has two undocumented abilities: the ability to turn into pure spacetime allowing him to disappear from existence in the blink of an eye, and enhanced memory, allowing him to absorb info quickly, allowing him to replicate moves by watching them using enhanced muscle memory, solve problems quickly using enhanced procedural memory, be basically immune to amnesia or anesthesia, he has flawless-photographic memory, and he's practically a genius in strategy and science just by observing things work. But yes, they ARE here to assassinate Jem, but don't think that ring will protect her. They'll likely notice it when observing her, ESPECIALLY with Blink, and plot to remove it. If they see that ring on her, they'll be wise enough to not use the ray immediately. Io's trying to interact with us as little as possible, since he was able to hide his cloning ability from Medusa, and EVEN Blink, which... Is actually impressive.
  • Tyrone: "...... Why didn't you told us about this BEFORE?!"
  • Feilong: "We, kinda figured they wouldn't be able to get to the surface cause they didn't had-what we have?!"
  • Tyrone: "WELL HERE THEY ARE NOW, MAKING YOU LOOK STUPID AND NOW HAVING FREED PREVIOUSLY CAPTURED VILLAINS?! This is getting out of hand now, we have to get to the Super Ops and free them?!"
  • Flechette: No. They'll likely be expecting you, and thus it could be a trap.
  • Meg: Yeah, she's got you there, don't want Medusa to know we're onto her.
  • Ororo: Then what exactly are we doing to do? Kyne's plotting against Jem, and there's a rogue Soterian who wants to assassinate her and potentially start a war!
  • Feilong: Calm down, Ororo. Weird name, BTW.
  • Ororo: It's African, AND my mom was a fan of Storm of the X-Men.
  • Feilong:... Still weird. Anyway, calm down, we can figure SOMETHING out. We ALWAYS do.
  • Walt: Given what we heard about you, I think you mean WE can figure sshhomething out, minussh you two, no offensshhe.
  • Feilong: Oy, I am SO tired of people saying that! Nobody said taking care of a city free from Kemist law was going to be free from it and find a new home in the blink of a goddamn eye! Look, everyone, we DO have the skill to get this wedding over with and establish long-awaited peace between our lands. We just... Need to dispose of these two threats quietly.
  • Ororo: EXACTLY!! HOW EASY IS THAT GOING TO BE?!? KYNE CAN GET A NEW POWER TWICE A DAY, AND MEDUSA IS PLOTTING TO ASSASSINATE THE BRIDE AND SPARK A WAR!!! AND, BOTH OF THEM, ARE TOO SMART TO DEFEAT LIKE SOME SUPERHERO CARTOON!!! UGH, I'M STARTING TO SOUND LIKE TANE NOW!!! TYRONE, PLEASE- (He froze her mentally)...
  • Tyrone: "..... Those were otherwise good points. We now have problems with BOTH a Pro-Kemist and an ANTI-KEMIST?! Kyne wanting Jem out of the way in deeming her a far cry from how Kem would've done things and wants to go back to spreading Kemisum, and now essentially Medusasaurus who wants to kill Jem purely because she has a hate-lady-boner for Kemisum and take-over Hades in which such an action could force a' war because her methods will drive Algor over the edge on it! Either one of those-two getting-away with this is A WORSE CASE SCENARIO?!"
  • Walt: "What makes you think Algor will even want a war for even if it would be for Jem's sake?"
  • Tyrone: "...... Let's remember that Algor was the guy that was able to create a machine that CAUSED THE GREAT SHAKE, ON ACCIDENT IN NOT REALIZING IT WAS A WEAPON!! NOW, IMAGINE HIM PURPOSEFULLY CREATING ANOTHER MACHINE TO USE IN A WAR WITH HADES!"
  • Walt: "....... Touche."
  • Meg: "I do feel kinda lousy about leaving the Super Ops to basically be garden ornaments. Flech, are you sure we should leave them hanging like that?"
  • Flechette: "Worry not. Cisthene's petrification isn't the kind that kills. Your enforcers are alive otherwise, they're just..... Stuck."
  • Walt: "And yet none of them broke free by now? Not even Panzer? That guy has super strength!"
  • Feilong: "Medd's stone-eyes thing isn't exactly paper-thin neither. It's the kind of stone that even someone of Herculean Strength would struggle with."
  • Flechette: Do not focus on Medusa's powers. We must instead focus on what to do about both Kyne AND Medusasaurus.
  • Tyrone:... Well... If they're both on the opposite sides for Kemism... Why don't we just have them both fight and their little shenanigan gives us time or the attention required to safeguard the wedding?
  • Feilong: The entire point of this is to not cause alarm. AND I'M PRETTY SURE PITTING KYNE AGAINST MEDUSASAURUS, IS GONNA RING ALL THE ALARMS?!
  • Tyrone: Yes, but I feel that Jem should become aware of it herself. THAT-way she can keep quiet about it and calm ANY cause for alarm. She seems like the one who can use her powers to do that. Keep people calm in a serious situation.
  • Flechette:... While your logic is-sound, telepath, I fear such an act has too many variables. Many things can go wrong. Jem is known to both not take situations seriously yet not taking them lightly.
  • Walt: "..... Uhhhhh, wha-"
  • Feilong: "In-that she'll end up wanting to take care of the problem herself while failing to understand the severity of the situation?! Cause, ya know, Omni-Superior? Not to mention that she'll end up viewing a threat against her as an excuse for thrills!"
  • Walt: "Ah, clarity made."
  • Tyrone: "..... (Facepalms) Ugh, the most beneficial solution ever, and we can't use it cause JEM'S ESSENTIALLY AN IDIOTIC CHILD?!"
  • Meg: "Okay, crazier idea, but, why not just sic Pict and Fok on Meddy? They did AWESOMELY against Neverfinder after all."
  • Flechette: "That has too many variables too-"
  • Meg: "PLAN A OR PLAN B, GIRLS, IT'S ALL WE GOT IN SUCH A SHORT TIME!"
  • Feilong: ".... (Sighs), I mean, Pict IS a bit more personal to Meddy than Kynehead is, for obvi reasons."
  • Flechette: "..... (Sighs), I hate difficult choices. Fine. We use Pict. BUT don't say where you heard about where you know about Medusasaurus!"
  • Ororo: "Hey, the guy trusts us now basically, he'll take what we say with no questions ask."

Where Pict and Fok are.

  • Pictor: "Hold it, how the DEVIL did you Kratosians who I am SURE are not kept up to date with Hadesian Affairs about Medusasaurus?! Much less Soter!?"
  • Tyrone: "Ahem! Algor briefed us about Soter after he was told about it by Jem."
  • Pictor: "...... I completely 100% trust this and won't ask further questions."
  • Awkword drum sound as Fokker facepalmed!
  • Fokker: ("Freaking IDIOT!")
  • Tyrone: ("TELL me about it!")
  • Pictor: "Cause after-all, you guys allowed me a decent warm-up in establishing a positive reputation on the surface with the capture of a supervillain you said was hard to find! I am HONORED on working with you teens in going after THE Medusasaurus?!"
  • Fokker: "(Sighs dejectedly), Only because she's a serious enough issue and that I may suspect the wedding could be a perfect shot for her to cause trouble."
  • Tyrone: "Well good. We just need to wait for the Lodgers and-"
  • Pictor: "Not meaning to doubt any legit capabilities the normals would have, but, a Hadesian criminal like Medusasaurus is purely a private affair that I only extend-invitation for you teens to join! Let this be between Superiors! Now let's head forth, Teens of Justic!"
  • Walt: "Hey, if we ever get the idea of rebranding the name, let'sshh go with that one!"
  • Tane: Whatdoyoumean, it'sjustouroriginalname, butreversedwithanOFinthemiddle!
  • Walt: What're ya gonna do, branding namesshh issh tough thesshe dayssh. (The Teens and the Duo set off as Flechette and Feilong stared on hidden in an alley, surprised)
  • Feilong:... PHA-HAH! We seriously lost our city, to this guy? He's easier to fool than a kid to candy.
  • Flechette: "I wouldn't say Pictor is, a complete idiot. I do feel however that his ego may have compromised some level of commonsense."
  • Feilong: "..... Well, at least we got something to deal with Medusasaurus."
  • Flechette: And Kyne? I feel he will not be on board with whatever he has planned. We should at least give the JTs the benefit of the doubt and hope that this time, they know what they're doing. (They left into the shadows)

The Temple.

  • Jem was seen in her contemporary room again, as she was seen taking a brief moment brushing her hair. Then she stopped, and proceeded to go to her bags and opened one of them. She pulled out an old movie reel. It was seen that Jem had also brought in a projector-camera and set the reel onto it. It played a movie.
  • It played a movie as equally old as the Kemism propaganda tape as it played a film called "Guide to Kemism, Reel 1".
  • Voice: "Guide to Kemism."
  • The Film showed a meditating Sordes before a calming meadow.
  • The Sordes: "......... (Looks at the camera) Oh! Hello there, citizen or citizens of Kratos."
  • Jem: "(Bittersweetly) Hey dad."
  • Kem: "I, am Kem."
  • Jem: "(Bittersweet giggle), I kinda know your name already."
  • Kem: "And today, I would like to introduce a revolutionary concept with you: Kemism. It has MY name on it, I invented it myself!"
  • Jem: "(Bittersweet sarcasm) Oh boy, here we go again with one of your lectures, dad... (As Kem began to explain Kemism as a whole)...... (Quietly) I miss you dad. (Sheds a tear)."
  • Figdit: "(Knocks on door) (From behind door) Excuse me, Miss Jem?"
  • Jem: "(SCARED) BAH?! (Turns off the projector and hides the camera and reel into the closest) YA MIND DUDE?! I'M..... Doing lady stuff in there! Uh...... i'm dealing with a visit from Aunt Flo!"
  • Figdit: "(From door) Oh I didn't know you got a visit from a relative, may I meet her?"
  • Algor: "(From door) THAT'S NOT WHAT SHE MEANT, FIGDIT?! Ugh, Jem, may we come in? There's some people I want you to meet."
  • Jem: "Oh, hey Al, uh, can't it wait? I am earnestly doing private time."
  • Talona: "(From Door) Jem, did you bring those old guide films with us to the surface?"
  • Jem: "....... Uhhhhhhh, nooooooooooo?"
  • Talona:... The 'uhhhhh' gave it all away.
  • Jem: OKAY, FINE, YOU GOT ME! I'M SORRY, OKAY?! I KNOW YOU SAID YOU DON'T WANT ME WATCHING MY DAD'S OLD GUIDE MOVIES, BUT YOU KNOW THEY'RE THE CLOSEST I CAN HEAR HIS VOICE?!
  • Algor: (He, Figdit, Talona, Zalman & his troops entered) Wow, Jem, I... Honestly can't believe it!... Actually, I can TOTALLY believe it.
  • Talona: "Jem, I get where you're coming from, but you know watching those movies only contribute to your grief, I had told you many times it's not healthy to expose yourself to them like that."
  • Jem: Well, can you blame me?! I... I miss him so much!
  • Talona: That's what you've been saying, FOR HUNDREDS OF YEARS!!! I mean this with due respect for how much you had bonded with Kem, but, how has this NOT gotten put behind you?!? Now, I can get his death can never be irrelevant to you, but, at the least find healthier methods to deal with the loss vs, what you're doing now! Your highness, you have GOT to let this go. The past is-
  • Jem: In the past, I know, but... The reason this isn't behind me is because of... Well... The same reason Kemism is STILL a thing. I... I never changed Kemism, nevermind the idea of retiring it, not while it still has its fans, after his death because I didn't want to disrespect him, just like I didn't want to change ANY part of it. Cause, I felt like Kemisum was my dad's thing, and, I feel like only he understands it better than I do, and, I don't want to deviate from what he would want to do with it.
  • Talona: "And I can get behind honoring and respecting someone else's legacy, but, it kinda came at a consequence that you left Kemisum to be incompatible with modern times. Honestly, if the actual spirit of your father was here, well, he might feel mixed, honestly. He would appreciate safeguarding his legacy, but he WOULD have some concerns of doing it in a way that generated Hadesian critics on it."
  • Jem: (Sighs), I know! The soter thing would ESPEICALLY drive dad nuts on that if he was here! It really feels like a no-win situation for me! I mean, I DID recently consider the idea of... Jemism, which takes Kemism to a more moral angle, but again, I will NEVER disrespect my father's spirit by basically making something I'm sure he wouldn't've approved of.
  • Algor: Really? What's this Jemism idea of yours?
  • Jem:... I really shouldn't. Talking about it would feel like I'm giving a middle-finger to my dad.
  • Algor: Come on, this is an honest place.
  • Talona: "And again, if the spirit of Kem was here, he would understand that Kemisum may be compromised in some way and would be open to suggestions."
  • Jem:... Alright. Kemism was meant to solve villainy by giving the best powers and privileges to those who 'deserve' it. Dad DID have the right idea and a' good motivation, figuring it would prevent the rising of ill-fit or incompetent heroes, considered contributors to villain-risings, but Kemism... I'll admit, skeptically, HAD problems. Problems that I'm sure there exist dedicated propagandas about. One of them being-that, as I told him when he was still alive, it could create MORE villains. And... Given the Soters, I was KINDA right. Especially with not just Flech and Fei running around, but... There's also this Medusasaurus lady. Did not heard fun things about that one.
  • Figdit: Medusasaurus? Is that a real dinosaur genus?
  • Jem: No, it's just a supervillain name. All ya need to know is that she's espeically angry with me about Kemisum as the other Soters are.
  • Algor: "(Deadpan) I see you ended up with your own Rightra then?"
  • Jem: Hey, at least the worse Rightra is, is just wanting you out of office! Meddy wants me out of LIFE! But anyway, back to Jemism. Instead of giving powers and privileges to those who deserve them and leaving those with bad backgrounds to rot... Jemism will instead give powers and privileges to everyone... IF they prove they can use them wisely. Sort've like, a redemption or rite-of-passage, or when you work to get your superpower license or driver's license... OR registering to vote, whatever you call it. Basically, Jemism will be like Kemism... But NOT leave people rotting, and instead give them the right to EARN that power. That way, people will be happy and have something to work for.
  • Algor:... That's... ACTUALLY a good idea. I'm proud of you, hon.
  • Jem:... But again, I can't establish that. That would be-
  • Algor: A disrespect to your father, I know. But, Jem, Kem's gone. His time has passed, but his ways have not.
  • Jem: "Well yeah, but, dad's philosophy still has ALOT of fans, and, they would EASILY go against me the MOMENT I even SUGGEST Jemisum to them! They really got into dad's mantra that "Anything short of Kemuism, will not stop Dark Freewill"! They're basically afraid that the moment Kemisum is so much as minorly amended or retired for Jemuism, they're afraid Hades-society will end up no different from the Kratosians that always end up having a new supervillain popping up every week!"
  • Algor: "To be fair, I suppose that was back in the time where that was the case-"
  • Jem: "Well the issue is that they don't want a society where nothing as intense as Kemuism would stop a villain from rising at all outside of basic laws! They'll end up viewing Jemuism as, an extremely weaker version of Kemuism, and would be against it even before they hear me out. So, when it's not fear of looking like I lost my respect to dad, it's having Kemuism fans be at my throat for wanting to fix something they won't think is broken!"
  • Zalman:.... No wonder Soteria is a thing. I guess Kem didn't figure Kemuism would end up encouraging the growth of MAJOR ENTITLEMENT, which I'm sure Kemuism was MEANT TO STOP!
  • Talona: ZALMAN!
  • Zalman: Oh, come on, tell me I'm wrong. I'm just giving an honest opinion here. If Jem had just let the past go or at the least wasn't afraid to make political enemies with fans of her dad, then maybe this idea would've gotten off the ground long ago, and Soteria wouldn't even be a thing. Hell, even MEDUSASAURUS wouldn't even be a thing, or at least, not as they are now!
  • Talona: Zalman, there's such a thing as TOO honest! We do not disrespect our leader!
  • Zalman: "Talona, I meant this to be with due respect, a follower shouldn't be afraid to scrutinize a leader if they have a LEGIT problem with their leadership!"
  • Talona: "Be that as it may, it doesn't help to come off as-"
  • Jem: Nonono, it's fine, Tally, Zalman IS being honest. If he was telling my father this, he'd be beheaded on the spot, or heck, even in dad's better moods, life imprisonment at best... I'm not afraid to admit that dad CAN be rather intense like that. Guess he REALLY must've not liked his wife getting cancer cause of a twat doctor messing with her Omnipotence treatment. I'm guessing, honestly, I've grown to forget what he was like... AND THAT'S HORRIBLE! (She sobbed)
  • Algor:... (Sighs)... Oh, uh, wait a minute, we forgot about the guests!
  • ???: Oh, we came on our own. (The Lodgers showed up)
  • Troodon Trooper #1:... How much-
  • Trixie: ALL of it.
  • Jem: "(Sniffles), Is it cool if I play one of my dad's movies, I-"
  • Skipper: "I'm afraid that's a negatory on that, ma'am. At this point, those movies are like contraband drugs. They don't help with your problems."
  • Iago: "So clearly, THOSE REELS GOT TO GO?!"
  • Jem: "WAIT WAIT WAIT?! (Gets to the bag where the reels are) THEY'RE THE CLOSEST I HAVE OF MY FATHER AND THE GOOD MEMORIES I HAVE OF HIM!?"
  • Gazelle: "True, but you did admit that your father wasn't always a saint."
  • Jem: "Well yeah, but, a lot of that is because he was just sad about his girl being consumed by quantum cancer! He was just grieving!"
  • Shifu: "But then, would he not serve as an example of what happens if YOU left grief be YOUR master?"
  • Jem: "..... Okay, I know where you're going with this, but, unlike dad, I didn't had-people killed for badmouthing me-"
  • Duke: "But you are guilty of letting an outdated system cause more problems then it was MEANT to prevent."
  • Talona: "Lougers, please tell me this is going somewhere-"
  • Algor: "Don't worry, it's part of how they get people to reflect, Miss Talona."
  • Sandy: "Listen, Jem, I know he was your pa, and you felt like ya don't wanna mess with what he created. And ya know what? That's fine, ya don't have to, cause it sounds to me Jemism might be more compatible for society anyway."
  • Jem: "But-"
  • Icky: "Yeah, we get it, fanboys ARE gonna have a problem with this?! But ya know something? The only reason they're holding you back is because-you LET THEM hold ya back?! Lady, you're an Omni-Superior, I saw you turn into Modern Rodan's Basturd Child with a Jurassic Park 3 Pteranadon against two of the strongest clown wrestlers from Amusementia awhile back! Um, that meant to-being respectful of course."
  • Jem: "Fighting Tournaments are different, that fighting is all in good fun! It's different if it's fighting for keeps, especially if DEATH is involved, I-..... I'm anxious of-it."
  • Thunderclap: "Would this, phobia of death happen to be related to-"
  • Jem: "YES, IT DOES INVOLVE DAD'S EXECUTION?!....... Sorry, sorry, I get mood-swingy when I get THIS into about dad."
  • Private: "Then I think it's a good a time as any to remove those old movies. I don't think they're helping much."
  • Gazelle: "Jem, I can understand grieving, but it's gotten to the point that it's toxic now. It won't be good for you nor the ones that care for you to still live in the shadow of someone long deceased."
  • Jem: "...... Okay, fine. We'll, get rid of the films. BUT NO DESTROYING them?! I'll, only go as far as, sending them somewhere else."
  • Mr. Krabs: "Well I'm sure they might be worth a HANDSOME penny at a museum somewhere."
  • Talona: "Ya know, it just so happens that the Curator for the Museum of Kem has ALWAYS been trying to offer Zillions and Zillions of money to buy the entire old collection of Kem's film guides. He once tried to barter HALF of an economy's worth for that collection!"
  • Mr. Krabs' eyes turn to Platinum!
  • Icky: "H-H-H-H-HH-H-H-H-H-H--HALF AN ECOMANY'S WORTH?!"
  • Tulio: "F-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-FOR OLD MOVIES?!"
  • Jem: "Yeeeeeeah, Mr. Richasserson came from a family of Struthiomimus Superiors that basically run Hades' economy... Well, aside from Electrum. That middle-aged dude, is one of my dad's WEIRDER fans! He even has my dad's coffin on display in that museum! He's collected everything about my dad, down to even his old baby clothes! I've been, understandably hesitant to give him the entire original film guides to Kemism to him."
  • Mr. Krabs: "..... He uh, happens to be on the surface?"
  • Talona: "Well I had heard he was interested to see Kratosian Museums to try and see he can buy out lost Kem relics that happened to be there, so-"
  • Mr. Krabs: "THEN WHAT'RE WE WAITING FOR?! (He swooped up the reels and pulled out the projector from the closet) LET'S GET TO HIM AND GET THAT MONEY?!"
  • Jem: "I, I don't know guys. I feel like giving up those movies would be like saying goodbye to the only thing where I can hear my dad's voice with. Also, Richass is, a REALLY weird dude, I'm worried he might do perverted things with the movies first before he does anything else!"
  • Boss Wolf: PFFFT!
  • Jem: IT'S NOT FUNNY!
  • Boss Wolf: I'm not laughing at THAT, I'm laughing at the fact Rich would have nothing BETTER to do than that s***! C'mon, that's funny.
  • Jem:... Yeah, a little b- (She burst into laughs) YES, OKAY, IT IS FUNNY!
  • Boss Wolf: Hah. You're welcome for cheering you up.
  • Talona: "As for what he would LIKELY do with the tapes, don't worry, Electrum has likely brought Mr. Rich's sister as well, we can ask her to make sure her brother behaves himself."
  • Jem: "Yeah, but still, I..... Even at my happiest- PFFFFFHAHAHAHAHA- Ahem! Even at my happiest, these films are still the closest I have to dad."
  • Patrick: "Jem, you're never gonna feel better until you get that thing off your chest."
  • Jem saw the thing from the episode of Spongebob having bad breath and having thought he was ugly sucking on her.
  • Jem: "..... BLAH?! WHERE DID THAT THING CAME FROM?! (TAKES IT OFF AND TOSSES IT AWAY?!)."
  • Thing: AW MAN, THOSE WERE THE BEST BOOBIES I EVER HAD- (Algor used his heat vision to melt it)
  • Algor: Pervert!
  • Gazelle: "..... Ahem! What I'm sure Patrick meant is, clinging onto the things that contribute to your sadness will only complicate the process of healing. Keeping those films around will only make your grieving even more toxic, and it's already starting to affect others."
  • Jem: "..... (Relucent sigh), Y, You're right. Let's..... Let's find Richass.... PFFFFT-"
  • Boss Wolf: Okay, lady, it's funny, but it's not THAT funny!
  • Talona: "(Sighs), Perhaps it was a good thing you brought those films here secretly. I'll go-contact Rich's sister."
  • Jem: "Can I at least finish the film I was watching for one last tim-"
  • Algor/Talona/Figdit/Zalman/Lougers: "No."
  • Jem: "Figures as much.... PFFFFHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA!!!"
  • Boss Wolf: CAN SOMEONE PLEASE DISTRACT HER?!? SHE'S ACTING MORE LIKE A CHILD THAN SHE WAS ALREADY!!
  • Jem: COME ON, I GOTTA LET THE PAST GO SOMEHOW- BAHAHAHAHAHA!!! WHAT A PITIFUL PIECE OF-

Electrum's Location

  • Electrum: MIDAS' GOLDEN S***!!!
  • Richasserson the Struthiomimus: Okay, Electrum, I know this looks bad, but-
  • Electrum: LOOKS BAD?!? THIS IS BAD!!! YOU STOLE THAT FROM THE MUSEUM?!?
  • Richasserson: I wouldn't call it stealing, I'd rather call it, eh, liberating these surfacers from the likelihood of a Hadesian threat using it to their advantage. This stuff wasn't meant to be up here after all.
  • Electrum: YOU IDIOT! (She smacked him cartoonishly with her tail) IT'S STILL STEALING!!! YOU PUT THOSE KEMISM RELICS BACK WHERE YOU FOUND THEM RIGHT NOW!!
  • Richasserson: "If it helps, I DID offer those museums a great deal of money to buy off the relics, it's just, well, surprisingly they for some reason DON'T want zillions and zillions worth of money!"
  • Electrum: "Oh gee, maybe that's because WE'VE YET TO GET CONVERSION FOR KEM COINS AND KRATOSIAN MONEY YET?! HADESIAN MONEY IS CURRENTLY USELESS HERE TILL I CAN ESTABLISH ANYTHING OTHERWISE-"
  • Richasserson's sister: "Uh, Miss Electrum? (Electrum looks angerly at her).... Let, me-handle this, I'll, take care of my brother's shenanigans from here.
  • Electrum: "..... (SIghs in anger)..... See that you do! I have more impourent things anyway then to yell at your idiot brother anyway. (Leaves)."
  • Richasserson's sister: "..... Bobart, what were you thinking?!"
  • Bobart Richasserson: "Now now, Midias, you know I have LONG to complete my Kem collection! My Kemlection if you will! The Surface Museums have some of Kem relics left on the surface, I simply HAD to get them?! I mean, one museum, (Pulls out an old book) Even has Kem's Diary?! YOU HAVE ANY IDEA OF THE SECRETS I CAN LEARN ABOUT KEM SENPAI?! HIS PERSONAL THOUGHTS IN MY MUSEUM?! I had been looking for this book for ages?! And the other things as well!"
  • Midias: "And I understand that, but couldn't've you waited until we establish a proper conversion system between Superior currencies first?!"
  • Bobart: "I was leaving behind I.O.U.s for them?! I was going to pay them after conversion is well established!"
  • Midias: "Bobart, you're missing the issue! I can get collecting lost Kem relics and I see what you mean by potential threats using them, but you're doing it in a way that paints a bad image of Hades, and there's already a bit of that going around with Jem's antics alone given the crater and now the wrestling clowns! We kinda didn't needed you to go all "KEM SENPAI" on Kratosian Museum and swiping left-behind Kem stuff here?! (Bobart got wimpery)...... But, I will, try to work something out with the Kratosian Curators about this, okay? I won't force you to give up the things RIGHT AWAY, but, if the surfacers would want them back, then you'll have to do it. But, I do promise that when conversion's established, you can try to actually buy them, okay?"
  • Bobart: "You promise?"
  • Midias: "I'll even ask the curators to go easy on you about the incidents. You just have to understand that we're trying to avoid painting ourselves in a bad light."
  • Bobart: "...... Can I at least read Kem's Diary before I am made to give it back?"
  • Midias: "Bobart, even if it's that of a dead political figure, IT'S STILL VIOLATING PERSONAL LITERATURE, SO THE ANSWER'S NO?!"
  • Bobart: "Awwwwww, you're no fun! I wanted to read Kem Senpai's diary!"
  • Midias: "You should be lucky Jem's not here herself, she's already feeling uncomfortable around you for how you react to OLD MOVIES of Kem, what would her reaction be if she sees you fondling around with her father's private journal?!"
  • Bobart: "Imagine how awkward that would be though, am I right? She might hurt me worse than Electry did! But thank goodness she's all the way with Algor, and that she's not-"
  • ???: AHEM! (Jem showed up with the Lodgers and others)
  • Bobart:... Aw, crap in the River Styx! Ehehe... Uh... Nothing TOO personal, your highness.
  • Talona: Oh I DOUBT that!
  • Jem: You, dirty, disgusting, NECROPHILIC LITTLE GARBAGE!!!! HOW DARE YOU INTEND ON VIOLATING MY FATHER'S PRIVACY, EVEN IF HE'S BEEN LONG DEAD?!?
  • Bobart: "EEEK?! (Covers himself) PLEASE DON'T HURT ME, ELECTRUM ALREADY HURT ME WITH HER MEAN TAIL AS IT IS?!"
  • Jem: "OH IF YOU THINK THAT'S BAD, JUST WAIT FOR WHAT OMEGA-ULTRA-SUPREME JEM CAN D-"
  • Algor touched her shoulder to stop her, nodding no in the process.
  • Jem: "..... Not even a little bit? The guy literally said he wanted to read my dad's diary-"
  • Algor: "It is already being addressed without violence, Jem. Besides, beating up your own followers will only add to an already poor image of you created by what you did to those two wrestler clowns. You should strive to avoid looking like your easy to upset, espeically since once more, the surface is wearier of Omni-Superiors than in Hades."
  • Jem: ".... (Tries some breathing exercises)..... I'm calm, I'm calm now..... Still not cool, Bob."
  • Bobart: "(Sighs), So I take it this means you're gonna hog the diary from me as well like with those Kemuism Guides?"
  • Jem: "(Sighs), Actually, no. And not just because my dad's diary kinda currently belongs to a Kratos Museum somewhere. (Bobart was confused). I've been told that holding on to my dad's old movies was, getting kinda toxic, so.... I'm, prepared to take your offer for the films for the money you gave."
  • Bobart: "....... EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE?! YOU'RE SERIOUS?! HAPPY DAY?! YOU HAVE NO IDEA HOW LONG I WANTED TO HAVE THE ORIGINAL COPIES OF THE KEMISM GUIDE REELS EVER SINCE THE COPIES WERE DESTROYED AFTER KEM'S EXECUTION ON THE SURFACE?! THOSE FILMS ARE HISTORIC RELICS?! ARE THEY IN MINT CONDITION?!"
  • Jem: "Well, I had kept them as new as they can be so I can get quality sound from dad's voice and-"
  • Bobart: "PERFECT?! AND HERE I THOUGHT THIS DAY WAS GONNA SUCK?!"
  • Jem: "BUT I AM CONDITIONING IT THAT YOU DON'T DO SOMETHING, PERVY WITH THEM?! AND I'LL ASK MIDIAS TO MAKE SURE OF THAT?!"
  • Bobart: "Oh why do you have to be so strict about my admiration for Kem-Senpai, the most historic being on Hades?"
  • Jem: "Oh, maybe I'm just still miffed at you about DIGGING UP MY DAD'S GRAVE AND HAVING HIS BODY TAXADERMED SO TO "PRESEVERSE KEM SENPAI"?!"
  • Bobart: "You're still on that? I was only trying to keep Kem Senpai from rotting! Nobody else was bothered by that."
  • Icky: "..... Buddy, you DIFFIDENTLY need Jesus in your life."
  • Lord Shen: "More like an extreme mental evaluation."
  • Midias: "Don't you think I'm trying?"
  • Jem: "(Sighs), This aside, I'm more than prepared to give up the films to you, but PURELY for my sake! You benefiting from this in HAVING my dad's films is, unavoidable collateral. I was told that watching them wasn't healthy for me to move on and be a better leader for it. I can't grieve in my dad's shadow and be afraid to fix what is wrong anymore."
  • Bobart: "..... Well, I mean, being a Kem fan otherwise..... Honestly for the best, cause MAN HAS KEMISM BEEN LOST WITHOUT HIM?! Kem Senpai would be heartbroken about how entitled jackasses have treated it!"
  • Jem: "CAN YOU NOT REMIND ME DUDE, ESPEICALLY NOT BEFORE YOU EVEN GET THE DAMN FILMS?!"
  • Bobart: "Sorry! Sorry! I just felt like it was safe to criticize Kemism since-"
  • Jem: "Wait, wait, it's fine, it's just.... That was stress talk."
  • Bobart: "I mean, I don't hate Kemism persay, it's just, I felt like Kemism was meant to work with Kem Senpai, well, still being alive since he would understand it better than anyone. Without him, entitled pricks are basically doing whatever they want without his say! But, I don't hold it against you for not doing anything to Kemism in feeling like it wasn't your place to do anything."
  • Jem: "..... Well, thanks for the feedback, I, think. And, thank you for basically understanding WHY I wasn't able to really, do much."
  • Iago: "Ya still need to get your priorities straight though."
  • Jem: Look, Bobart, as long as we're clear, the tapes are yours!
  • Bobart: (Sighs) Whatever you say.
  • Midias: And don't think just because we're siblings, I won't report if you go back on your word.
  • Bobart: See, THIS is why I don't like you sometimes, sis.
  • Midias: I know, deal with it!
  • Jem: So, it's a deal then?
  • Mr. Krabs: Say yes, say yes, say yes, say yes, say ye- (Shenzi just took his arms out of their sockets and made them pinch his eyes) GYAAAHHHH!!! Sorry!!
  • Jem:... Like I was saying-
  • Bobart: Yes! No pervy stuff! I got it! (He paid and got the money as Krabs got gold bars for eyes)
  • Panic: Uh, Mr. K, can you stop with that? This is about Jem!
  • Bobart: Thank you all for this, Christmas has come EARLY! This is the HAPPIEST DAY OF MY LIFE!!! Can't wait to marathon these babies! (Midias cleared her throat).... Platonically, alcourse.
  • Jem let out a heavy sigh.....
  • Jem: "..... Wow, that was tough."
  • Icky: "Well, the road of self-recovery wasn't meant to be easy. But if it helps, while the first step is the hardest one, it's only downhill from here."
  • Jem: ".... But, I will say, I guess, it was nice to at least make Bob happy about it, cause, he can be REALLY determined to try and get a hold of dad's old stuff. We even have to make a new throne because he nailed the old one to the floor of his museum with power-resistant nails so even Supes with Super-Strength can't pull it out!"
  • Lord Shen: "..... Ahem! At least now we can get to the next step: Making an aim to make Jemism presentable to all of your followers."
  • Jem: "That one, I'm still cautious about. Cause on top of how some of them tend to SHRUG at me for being myself, I think alot of them are very protectant of Kemism. Espeically so with Kyle and Titty."
  • Spyro: "A good leader understands that they can't please everyone. If Kyne and Titus have a problem, it can't be helped."
  • Jem: "Well it's just, Kyle's family HEAVILY benefited from Kemism in that cause of a history of always making good choices, they essentially got the best of society, down to even having a good retirement plan in advance of even being that old yet! And Titus, well, it's more personal for him. Kemism saw the downfall of the murderer of Titus' sister and caused the guy to be permanently depowered, basically based on the fact Titty's sister and the guy were known enemies and was thus deemed reasonable he would do so."
  • Icky: "Yyyyyyeah, I can see now how that can be a hard sell."
  • Algor: "Well with Kyne, you can just assure him that his family's benefits will be unaffected by Jemism should a transition occurs. But I will admit that Titus poses a real challenge. He would be afraid that Jemism, being inherently better, would risk his sister's murderer being given more beneficial doubt and a retrial."
  • Jem: "Also not helping that Titty's DEAD serious in believing that the guy actually did it, because again, he was a SERIOUS rival to his sister and the two HAD clashed before!"
  • Iago: Well, we might want to be careful then. This wedding has a LOT going for it, and if... Well... ANY threat we might deal with do even the SMALLEST thing, BOOM! We HAVE to get people to accept your new ideas.
  • Jem: I can assure you, I KNOW how to break my ideas in a way we can all agree on. Kyle will at least be spared anything serious. Jemism will just add fairness to Kemism. (Kyne was seen watching them from the shadows) What's so wrong about giving those who don't earn the rights to what they want a CHANCE to earn them? (Kyne left)

Later...

  • Kyne: THERE'S A LOT WRONG ABOUT IT!!!
  • Cable: Sir?
  • Kyne: This JEMISM thing, is a HORRIBLE idea! Kemism DENIES rights and privileges, TO PREVENT THE RISE OF THOSE WHO WOULD ABUSE THEM AT ANY MOMENT!! POWERS ARE PRIVILEGES, NOT RIGHTS!! HOW CAN THIS IDEA EVEN WORK IF IT'LL JUST POTENTIALLY BRING SOME BAD PEOPLE UP?!?
  • Rance: Sure sounds fairer to me.
  • Kyne: SHUT IT, RANCE! My family won't benefit from this, AT ALL! If some members of my family were given a second chance, how would they LEARN?! You don't learn by second chances! You learn by becoming an adult through experiencing the cruelty of reality! Second chances are acts of PITY! Well, no! Pity is an OUTLAW in Hades! Even emotional manipulation, even down to the CUTEST PUPPY DOG EYES AND THE SADDEST WHINING, can be considered an act of bribery. And yes, Titus won't benefit from this either. If that guy who SEEMINGLY killed his sister was allowed another chance, it'd be like giving him a chance to keep the truth from him until he dies. This... This CANNOT stand! Everyone, we have to change plans. We'll have to commit the usurp, DURING the wedding. Kemism must be saved. Jemism CANNOT be allowed to succeed. I'm sorry to say... Jem, must be EXECUTED!
  • Talman: WHAA?!?
  • Cable: WHAT?!?
  • Gallagher: SAY WHAT?!?
  • Rance: YELLING IS SO GOOD!!!
  • Gallagher: Sir, you can't be serious! She's OMNIPOTENT! There's NO killing her! And even if you could, is it REALLY worth killing Kem's daughter to save his beliefs?
  • Kyne: His beliefs have made my life WORTH living! Her ways will kill discipline in the family. THAT-is what Kemism is all about. DISCIPLINE! Without discipline, a civilization with powers is COMPLACENT AND WEAK! People MUST learn that life is not MEANT to be fair or they'll never be a TRUE benefit to society.
  • Cable: Still, no offense, sir, but assassination sounds like an EXTREME solution!
  • Kyne: What CHOICE do we have?
  • Cable: A LOT!
  • Kyne: NO!
  • Cable: I can't stress this enough! Jem is omnipotent and if we WERE to overthrow her, we'd be defeated in an instant!
  • Kyne: I'm AWARE OF THAT?! But that can't scare us from action anymore! Our old endeavors aren't going to cut it anymore! She's too dangerous to our plans to be left alive! We HAVE to do something to kill her! It's the ONLY way to save Kemism!
  • Cable:,,, (Sighs) Fine, but for the record, I would like to point out this is CRAZY, and it could doom ALL of us! But... Sir, when I was spying on Jem like you asked... I noticed something on her finger. It looked like... Some kind of ring with a... Strange looking gem inside it. I recognized it, too. Algor said it was a... Quantonium gem.
  • Kyne:... That is impossible! Such a gem requires too many conditions to form!
  • Cable: Nothing is impossible! You know that, sir! It can't be formed naturally, but it CAN be formed artificially. Those gems protect against beams made specifically to target omnipotent Superiors.
  • Kyne: But HOW?! How can this be so?! ALL of them have been destroyed after the 'fabled' Omnipotence Era!
  • Cable: I suppose it was because of the off-chance there COULD be a time when it's needed, and Algor's family just so HAPPENED to be one of the participating ones in the Era.... Is what I'm guessing.
  • Kyne: (Sighs) Well then that ring has GOT to go!... In fact... I think I might have ANOTHER plan... I can't defeat an Omnipotent being... But I could... IF I was one myself.
  • Gallagher:... You wish to be Omnipotent so as to stand against her?
  • Kyne: It's the only way to kill her now with that ring on her. I will at least be able to rip it off her finger and do it.
  • Cable: Sir, I-
  • Kyne: Save the protests, Cable! My mind is made up! We are KILLING Jem, by ANY means necessary! But first... Maybe if we explained this to Titus... Well, he'll have no choice but to help us. He WANTS that information from that asshole but his psychic shield and stubbornness make getting the truth all but impo-... Improbable. Being given another chance would mean he'll potentially get off scot-free, and there'll be nothing Titus can do about it but murder, throwing away his career in the process.... It's time we got Titus on our side.
  • Gallagher:... What about Lockheed, sir?
  • Kyne: "Lock, is too risky to trust. Cause A, he's not afraid to criticize Kemisum, and B, inspite of A, he respects Jem for what she is."
  • Cable: ".... Well, if I'm being made to do this, may I offer a suggestion: Why not give Lockheed reason to question that loyalty?"
  • Kyne: ".... Hmmm. I like the idea. But Lockheed is not an easy guy to make go against someone. But we'll worry about that when we cross that bridge. We'll have to prioritize Titus first, then we'll think of something for Lockheed."
  • Gallagher: "And Pictor, sir?"
  • Kyne: "Tch, it's too late to get that idiot, he's too damn loyal to Jem as a political figure to ever think otherwise yet is also too neutral to Kemisum that it won't bother him much if Jem were to attempt any changes, and even then, Fokker is basically the closest he has to a conscience. Pict DOES listen to Fok when it is REALLY impourent, and anything involving Jem is one of them!"
  • Gallagher: "What about the possibility of Medusasaurus being involved?"
  • Kyne: "I-...... Hmmmmmm. Actually, that's a good point. The prospect of killing Jem might be as original as thought. But it's likely she's going after me as well since I'm the polar opposite of her! So best we stay clear of that extremist for DAMN obvious reasons! She's a DAMN clear threat to Kemuism too! Besides, I suspect the Soterian Bandit might try to make that freak a moot point anyway!"
  • Talman: "We should be cautious to try and keep this between us and Titus. There's no promise the others would back us so easily."
  • Kyne: "For now, yes. But I can find a way to amend that in time for the big plans. Now, let's get to Titus."
  • ???: That won't be necessary. (Titus himself appeared)
  • Kyne:... Titus!
  • Titus:... If you guys were REALLY going to consider killing Jem JUST to save our way of life... (Everyone was panicked)... WHY DIDN'T YOU SAY ANYTHING SOONER?! OF-COURSE I'LL DO IT!
  • All 4 Iguanodons: OH THANK F*****G ZEUS!!
  • Titus: Oh, please, what am I, a blind idiot? You're RIGHT! That bastard Scirius won't talk or give ANY information about his battles with my sister, and he's intending to never do so even upon death! If we don't do this, he'll die with the answers I need, or worse, Jem will allow him undeserved redemption! If I'm-being COMPLETELY honest... I NEVER trusted Jem. She was too compassionate for her own good. She's too soft, and a traitor to her father's legacy! We HAVE to stop her, and you DEFINITELY couldn't have asked for a better candidate for help. That said..... It may be too risky for-US to do it. Let's be honest, being that we demonstrated clear annoyance to her shenanigans, it'd be a smoking gun!
  • Kyne: ".... Well, I mean, fair point, but the only other way to get rid of her is to simply wait for Medusasaurus to show up, but I suspect she might end up being taken out of the picture soon."
  • Titus: "Nor do I think we're the kind of people she would WANT to work with anyway! However..... I had visited the Super Ops base, and, I discovered that their forces had experienced her.... Signature move. And look what I found in a pile of fallen files. (Shows a spare Omnilaser blueprint)..... Seems that the surfacers INITIAL plot against rogue Omnipotents was time-travel, even at the risk of paradoxes. That's why they wanted to try something new. But Omnilasers ARE indeed not a new concept. THIS was meant to be a paradox-free alternative. No doubt the ORIGINAL device was stolen. I believe, Medusasaurus has ushered an, unintended inspiration for us to address our problem."
  • Kyne: "..... Oh, DUH! So much more convenient than working to get omnipotence surgery! But, since ya said doing this ourselves is a bad idea, how are we-"
  • Titus: "Simple...... We make this look like a freak accident. We'll make a custom omnilaser that will look like lightshow equipment, and use that to, dispose of Jem. This said, I rather this not get TOO messy with the things being set at 100%, how's about we have it enough that it gives her enough injuries to be fatal, cause having her explode in a meat fountain would raise questions."
  • Kyne: "Strategic thinking, sir."
  • Cable: "Yeah, I could've suggested that. But how do we make an accident work-"
  • Titus: "This is ALGOR we're talking about! We'll make it look like whoever's in charge of special effects accidentally use our specialized omnilasers. Then as far as superiors will tell, it's just something atypical to Algor's rotten luck of him NEVER having nice things, because of idiots!"
  • Kyne: "Ideal, sir. Though, who's even the effects artist?"
  • Titus: "A cousin of some Superior named Euro-tas or whatever. He's NOTORIOUS for mistakes. The perfect fall victim for the manslaughter of a soon former leader of Hades."
  • Cable:... Still, I don't know. If this blows up in our face-since, the Lodgers' reputation of embarrassing their foes is a lot to come by... We could all be ruined.
  • Kyne: I dedicated my ENTIRE LIFE to Kemism. My family THRIVES on it. To thrive on some PITY form of Kemism would be a disgrace. We HAVE to do this. Or at least, we wait until Medusasaurus attacks and drops people's guard. After that they won't expect someone else, let alone one in her own ranks, to pull the same stunt on her.
  • Titus: Exactly. This, will SURELY not fail, if you have me around. I KNOW strategy AND quiet tactical assassination.
  • Gallagher:... For the record, sir... You do know that doing this will... Be a disrespect to Kem himself. Killing his daughter and all.
  • Kyne: You think it won't hurt me to do this? In any other circumstance, killing her would be the LAST thing I want to do. But... Again, we have no other choice. With her omnipotence and stubbornness, she's no doubt going to RUIN Hades with this Jemism idea of hers. We HAVE to do this, for the good of our society.
  • Titus: Well said. As for Lockheed, Pictor & Fokker... I'll make sure they're preoccupied as well.

Elsewhere.

  • Titus: "WHAT DO YOU MEAN PICTOR AND FOKKER WERE LAST SEEN WITH THE JUSTIC TEENS?!"
  • Jetsen: "Ya heard me, Sudosaurus Rex! Pict and Foks were last seen with the Justic Teens likely on a pre-emptive quest against Medusasaurus. Which, hey, is a BIG help for us cause that means she won't be a threat to the wedding now."
  • Titus:... Well... Good. We can't really have HER running around causing trouble.
  • Jetsen: You said it. But... Why were you so concerned about where they were?
  • Titus: That's classified.
  • Jetsen: Why?
  • Titus: DON'T QUESTION MY DUTIES, JETSEN! HAVE YOU FORGOTTEN THAT YOU ARE LOW-RANK TO ME?!
  • Jetsen: No!
  • Titus: THEN REMEMBER IT, AND DON'T EVER ASK QUESTIONS LIKE THAT, AGAIN!
  • Jetsen: FINE, ZEUS!
  • Titus: Now the least you can do is do YOUR job and patrol the skies for danger.
  • Jetsen: Yes sir! (He flew off)

Later...

  • Titus: Well, I did what I could. Pictor and Fokker are missing because they're going after Medusasaurus.
  • Kyne: But, YOU KNOW THEM! If they succeed, everyone will STILL be on alert for any surprises! The entire point of the plan is to make sure Medusasaurus attempts HER part and catch-everyone off-guard. Make them BELIEVE they won!
  • Titus: What was I supposed to do? You KNOW Pictor. He's immune to ALL powers. He can't be turned to stone, and there's no convincing him out of hunting-Medusasaurus, because doing so would ONLY raise suspicion.
  • Kyne: THEN WHAT ARE WE SUPPOSED TO DO?!
  • Titus:... You worry too much. We still have the plan to sabotage the laser-light show.
  • Kyne: "..... Oh, right. Forgot about that."
  • Cable: Uh, sorry, boss, but I think we're ALL forgetting JEM'S STINKING RING!! THAT LASER-LIGHT SHOW, IS NOT GOING TO WORK IF SHE'S WEARING IT!! And if she's aware there might be-danger out there, and she IS, she's NOT going to take it off. Sir, uh, I think he's not as good as he used to be.
  • Titus: "That's WHY the lightshow will occur BEFORE that ring would be put on!?"
  • Cable: Oh!
  • Titus: That's right! How DARE you assume I don't know what I'm talking about?!
  • Cable: I, I just assumed Jem would wear it too early or something with all the pandemonium everywhere.
  • Kyne: With a voice of reason like Algor? No. Just for that, YOU'RE setting up the laser-light show.
  • Cable: OH MY GOD, WHY MUST I DO EVERYTHING! YOU ALWAYS FIND EXCUSES TO MAKE ME DO EVERYTHING!
  • Kyne: DO NOT TALK BACK TO ME LIKE THAT!
  • Gallagher: ENOUGH! We STILL have a plan regardless. So STOP THE FIGHTING!
  • Cable:... Oh, thank you, Gallagher.
  • Gallagher: You're welcome. But you're STILL setting up the laser-lights!
  • Cable: OH, F*** YOU, GALLAGHER!
  • Gallagher: You're welcome, again.
  • Cable: "..... I find your ironic welcome frustrating."
  • Titus: Okay, people, chop-chop, those lovebirds won't take their sweet time.
  • Kyne: You heard him, iguana-heads, come on, we have work to- (They were already gone)... Heh. Like their dedication. Why I have them around.
  • Titus:... Now then. Allow ME to go out and see if... Well... We end up lucky and Medusasaurus manages to get far. Whether it's Plan A or Plan B, we'll manage.
  • Kyne:... For Kemism's sake, I hope you're right.

Elsewhere.

  • The Justic Teens were seen following Pictor and Fokker, as Pictor was doing a rather unconventional tracking method of literally sniffing the ground like a dog.
  • Tyrone: "...... This, was how he caught Neverfinder?"
  • Fokker: "Give him credit, if it's not broke, weirdness is irrelevant. Also thank goodness he's already housebroken and knows what a toilet is."
  • Walt: "..... Yet you're allowing yourself to be WITH this weirdo?"
  • Fokker: "I mean, you'd be amazed-what memories of childhood friendship can make ya tolerate."
  • Tane was seen doing fast-motion karate moves in anticipation of fighting Medusasaurus and the villain entourage.
  • Ororo: "..... Actually, we can kinda relate."
  • Meg: "So, tell us about yourselves, was Picty always so..... Self-hyped?"
  • Fokker: "..... Look, contrary to what you guys may be expecting, that-ego, doesn't come from a place of selfishness..... Blinded by self-hype, maybe, but..... He's not like this out of arrogance, selfishness or, COMPLETE stupidity. His ego is just, an attempt to self-motivate himself to always be ready for everything so, he can never be beaten. You see, before he became what he is, he..... Came from a very poor place, as did his family. He grew up in the slums of Hades. He wanted his family to be out of that bad time, so.... He had to self-train himself to always make lawful and Kemism-approved choices and not allow any sort of bias formed into him, even..... (Sighs) At the cost of making enemies. And, it's a shame too because..... I always thought that Feilong one was, kinda cute. And uh, (Quietly) Pict himself told me in-confidence that he found Flechette uh, very appealing. Not exactly his own words, but you didn't-heard that from me.
  • Ororo: Wait, you two... Are in love with them?
  • Fokker: SHHH!!! Well... We don't WANT to be, since it's kind of our job to turn them in. But again, you never heard that from me! GOT IT?!
  • Ororo: Everyone? Yes, Tane, I'm looking at you!
  • Tane: Lookingatmeforwhat?
  • Fokker: (Openly) Honestly, I felt like that it wasn't for how strict Kemism is, I.... I felt like those two would've been friends of ours, if not..... Something more. But, of course, Pict being afraid that one action Kemism doesn't approve of, will lead his family back in the slums. That's where that whole, "Keeping politics and feelings separate" crap comes from. It's not just out of a need of professionalism, but because..... He has more to lose than just a perfect record..... Cause, if I'm being honest, other than his useful powers..... Kyne otherwise hates his guts! And, not just because he's not a fan of Pict's ego, but it nary helps?! Kyne is an elitist, and.... He's a bit of a prick about Pict's humble origins! Titus, he's no better. But Titus has the excuse of his down-viewing of the slums is because a guy he doesn't like came from such. Along with, a personal incident involving his sister with that guy..... The implied-murder kind."
  • Meg: "..... I kinda feel bad in being annoyed by his behavior. I just thought he was one of those guys that like to think he's big s***, but.... That egotism was just a means to make him failure-proof."
  • Scarlett: "So, is that why you stuck with him and put up with his BS?"
  • Fokker: "Well, yes, cuz, he doesn't MEAN to be like this to me, he's just, lost touch..... But, it is getting hard though. I just.... Wish I had a way to get the Pict I know back. Positive memories of our childhood can only keep me around him for so long until the side of me that REALLY doesn't like that ego takes over!"
  • Walt: "Ya sshhure it wasssh a good idea to air yer grievancessh like that?"
  • Fokker: "Oh don't worry, when he's like this, he tunes EVERYTHING else out. Watch..... YO PICT, YA HEARD WHAT I SAID?!"
  • Pictor: "(Stops sniffing for a moment) Oh wait, I'm sorry, what was that Fokker? I was in the zone! UP! No time to talk, the zone beckons my attention?! (Resumes sniffing about)....."
  • Tane: PFFF-PFFF-PFFF-PFFF, HA! Thatguyissobasicsometimes, nowonderhehasn'tgottenhimselfkilledwithsomeonelikeyouaround!
  • Fokker: "Oh, trust me, this isn't even the BEST he's tuned out. I can say, the most disrespectful slur at him, or have a philosophical discovery of the meaning of life, OR EVEN MEET A COSMIC ENTITY, and he would NOT realize that happened! He's THAT focused! Why, (Turns around and forces the Teens to stop)..... I bet ya, he won't hear NOTHING about you Teens admitting the REAL reason why you knew about Medusasaurus. (The Teens got anxious). Oh don't be too anxious, you guys clearly have to figure I was the brains while Pict is possessed by ego at the moment! Look, I'll promise I'll keep quiet to Pict about this, but you have to be HONEST TO ME!..... Who REALLY told you about Medusasaurus? And don't say Algor, I deemed that TOO convenient for you guys to know that!"
  • Ororo:...
  • Tane: BUSTED!
  • Ororo:... (Deep breath)... We've been working with Flechette and Feilong.
  • Fokker: Yeah, I had an ITCHING feeling you were. Cause who else would know about a Soterian extremist than those two? Well yeah, other Soters, but those two are the most proactive, so it serves my point.
  • Ororo: You need to understand. Since they lost Soteria, they realized they couldn't live with stealing or crime anymore. Now that Jem's getting married and a new age could be coming, we ALL benefit from this, even them. They're here because they're looking for a new home. They... They just live away from Kemism because it crushed their dreams, and they-
  • Fokker: Okay, okay, I get it. They want to redeem themselves, that much is understandable... And you know what?... Count me in!
  • Tane: SAYWHAAAAAAA?!?
  • Fokker: Yeah. I'm in. Pict and I have been at this for a LONG time, and because... It's clear our conflicting emotions are going to f*** us around in the end, we need to give Pict a reason to drop the duty instinct and see Flechette as a person.
  • Ororo: So... You-ACTUALLY want to help Soterians find a new home?
  • Fokker: I litterally just admitted Pict's reasons for why he has an ego, and this still makes you ask questions with obvious answers?
  • Ororo: "Right, just, making sure you were serious here."
  • Fokker: I'm BEYOND serious... I've been denying a lot, and now, I can't do it anymore. Hades DOES need to change, and it needs to change BADLY! Those Soterians just need a BETTER life, and if this is going to give them what they want, and give Pict something BETTER to do... Then I'm with it all the way.
  • Meg:... Wow. I NEVER expected THIS.
  • Fokker: Neither did I, really. This is DEFINITELY a magical time.
  • Ororo:... So... I guess we're ready to do this?
  • Fokker: Born ready.... Kinda. We DO deal with Soterians. They need help, but some like Medusasaurus need BIGGER help! The kind of help that says 'F*** you, you're going to jail'. And trust me, if you've seen the prison in Hades, you'd be scared as the Soterians themselves are. I can't even BEGIN to go into detail about what Warden Phlegethon does to his prisoners.
  • Scarlett: We'll just take your word for it.
  • Tyrone: "Just to be safe, are we still sure Pictor is still in his own little world?"
  • Fokker: "HEY PICT?!"
  • Pictor: "(Got out of sniffing) I'm sorry, you were saying something to the teens there, Fokker? HARK!? THE ZONE BEGS FOR ME AGAIN?! (Gets back to sniffing)......"
  • Fokker: "..... Believe me, I would NOT even tell you people about the "Pict-Zone" if I wasn't sure he gets THAT into it real-quickly."
  • Tyrone: "Was just making sure and being safe."
  • Ororo: (Chuckles) You must be GOOD at keeping secrets from him, even BEFORE the 'Pict-Zone'.
  • Fokker: (Laughs) You have NO idea. Now let's takedown Medusasaurus and save the wedding, and... Wish those-Soterians good luck wherever we send them.
  • Ororo: "Thanks for being cool, Foks."
  • Fokker: Well, again, I've been getting TIRED of chasing Flec and Fei for THIS long, and at this point, it's time to give up the ghost. Let them be free. After all, they're only like this because we screwed them over. C'mon! (They entered)

Meanwhile...

  • Medusasaurus:... So, Iron? Any luck?
  • Ironclantrix: We're close. We can't find any duplicating Superiors like-you suggested. That Duplex guy WOULD'VE-been handy if he hadn't died years ago.
  • Medusasaurus: How did that happen?
  • Ironclantrix: He had GREAT sinus issues. He was an elephant seal, so, he ended up choking on his own mucus.
  • Blink:... I don't know if that's funny or sad. So, I'd rather not decide.
  • Ironclantrix: "So, I'm sorry to say that we'll have to make a duplication machine instead."
  • Medusasaurus: "Ugh, so we're doing things the hard way then?"
  • Boom-Fox: "Ehhh, the wedding isn't for another'a week anyway, we got time!"
  • Medusasaurus: "That's assuming Jem won't be already usurped by Kemist Supporters by then?!"
  • Bomb-Bat: "Well it's not like she's gonna be a'stupid enough to suddenly turn on Kemisum and-"
  • (Jem): Hello, everyone! (They saw her on the news) I have an important announcement. As-you all from Hades know, AND for those from the surface who DON'T know, I have always been supportive of my father's... Somewhat controversial beliefs of Kemism. A system he made for the sole purpose of preventing supervillain creation. In our society, those who have a-bad-background are denied certain rights, privileges, and superpowers. But... In some ways, that has done harm. Kemist laws have created rogue people like the-Soterians. But... As I think about it more... I realize that the Soterians just had crushed dreams because of Kemism. I wouldn't be happy if I wanted to be a superhero and SUDDENLY I am denied that right because I have a bad history. It... I realize that dad's ways have been stagnant for too long. I kept them that way because... I didn't want to disrespect him. But... Unfortunately, a government without change is doomed to be bland and... Well... Just downright complacent, and a lot of that jazz. So, that's why I've decided it's time to put the past behind us. I'm fully announcing, Jemism, after my wedding in a week. What is it? Well, it's simple. It's like Kemism... But just ONE difference that makes it fairer to everyone. If you ARE denied the right to be who you want to be, you instead have the option to redeem yourself. Like earning a driver's license or superpower license, you'll be allowed to change and prove you can use your reward responsibly. This will ensure that everyone is happy and an anarchic society like Soteria doesn't come up again. Soon, the people of Soteria can no longer worry about their background when they can put their own past behind them and look into a future where everything they were denied is earned more fairly.... I hope that Hades will have a BRIGHT future ahead of it when I get married.... This is Madame President Jem, and I wish you all a bright future as well. (Everyone was surprised)
  • Boom-Bat:... Me and my big mouth.
  • Green Iguana: Well son of a gun, Medusa, looks like you guys can change after all.
  • Medusasaurus:... Did... DID SHE, JUST, MAKE EVERYTHING I WORKED SO HARD FOR, EVERYTHING I GAVE UP MY OWN OLD LIFE FOR, ENTIRELY, REDUNDANT?!?
  • Babirusa:... I... Is that bad? I thought you Soterians WANTED Kemism gone.
  • Blink: I don't think you all understand. Medusa gave up SO much of her old life to doing this. She worked around the clock EVERY DAY to make this day happen. She lost her friends and boyfriend, amongst a bevy of OTHER boyfriends... And ONE girlfriend... In favor of this revolutionary period. She made so many sacrifices for this. And now, after this?...
  • Gazelleen:... Ohhh... S***, I can see why that'd hurt BAD!
  • Medusasaurus:.... RaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!! (Rockbuster got everyone at a safe distance as she turned everyone around her to stone) THAT, DIRTY, BLIND, BIMBO!!!! HOW DARE SHE?!? HOW DARE SHE DECIDE TO CHANGE, OF ALL TIMES, NOW?! HOW IS IT SHE NEVER HAD THE OVARIES TO DO THIS UNTIL NOW?!? DID IT TAKE ALGOR TO MAKE HER SEE THIS?!? IF... IF SHE HAD BEEN THIS WAY FROM THE BEGINNING, I WOULD'VE HAD A GOOD LIFE!!! SHE... Alright, everyone! (She undid the effects of her petrification rage)... This time, it's PERSONAL! I was only gonna kill her to spite her father, BUT NOW IT'S PERSONAL?! I ENDED UP LOOKING LIKE A REDUNDENTCY?!
  • Paramount: "Okay, don't take this personal, but now you're just being inconsistent. Didn't ya WANTED Kemuism to die?"
  • Medusasaurus: "WELL YES, BUT, I WAS UNDER THE IMPRESSION THE BRAT WAS NEVER GONNA GIVE IT UP CAUSE SHE DOESN'T WANT TO LOOK LIKE SHE'S SHITTING ON HER FATHER'S NAME?!"
  • Dr. Robotrix: "Ya know, I wouldn't be surprised if this was because of those noodleheaded Shell Lougers that did this! (Medusasaurus had a surprised face) I had heard rumors they're here after all."
  • Medusasaurus: "...... Define...... Shell, Lougers?"
  • Hell Shell: "Oh, we were gonna tell ya after we inevitably ran into them, but, they're these outsiders that managed to save Kratos and Super-Powers from Algor's former adviser who wanted powers gone outta being a WUSS about them, I forgot the specifics. Some of us ran into them before, not fun."
  • Dr. Mindz: "It would be annoyingly unsurprising if this was their doing."
  • Medusasaurus: "....... THAT WOULD'VE-BEEN NICE TO KNOW EARLIER?!"
  • Bomb-Bat: "Mama Mia, does that mean the deal's over?"
  • Medusasaurus: "NO?! CAUSE IF ANYTHING, I NEED YOU-PEOPLE EVEN MORE NOW BASED ON WHAT SOME OF YOU HAD SAID?! If not that..... I NEED TO FREE EVEN MORE VILLAINS?!"
  • Boom-Fox: "Well why not just invite THEIR enemies into this and-"
  • Medusasaurus: "TOO COMPLICATED AND RISKY?! I was lucky to even have YOU people period?! Where am I gonna get more Superiors on short notice?!"
  • Blink: "Well, if it helps, that idiot Megalo Wardon is here. We could ambush HIM and free Hades' native villains."
  • Medusasaurus: "..... If it has to come to it, then fine! Though I'd imagine THOSE ingrates might be harder to win over!"
  • Gazelleen: "Well you HAD said Hadesian Villains don't play ball with those like us, so, I do see the concern here."
  • Boom-Fox: "In fact, won't some, if not all, end up LIKING the idea of Jem killing off Kemisum on her own terms?"
  • Medusasaurus: "That is why I need to word it CAREFULLY so to make it look like that Jemuism isn't going to be any better!"
  • Dr. Ironclantrix: "Actually, why not just tell them that Jemuism is still bad to villains? Cause honestly, it litterally feels like Jemuism is still Kemuism, but less inconvenient to the grey areas. It's litterally that stupidly simplistic beyond a letter being replaced! I feel like it would still suck to those like us."
  • Medusasaurus: "..... Run that, by me again?"
  • Dr. Ironclantrix: Well, think about it. An act of redemption can give ANYONE a chance to redeem. Even supervillains. In an underground land with undocumented powers, that can reduce the infamy of supervillains. For those who don't want to change, they could potentially lose henchmen. Even the BEST ones. You'd all be forced to go to Craigslist areas for better henchmen, but since it's, you know, Craigslist, that means they'll all be half-assed. GOOD henchmen will be in short supply if not impossible to find.
  • Medusasaurus:... Honestly, I think it's helpful enough. That said, keep in mind I'm NOT in this just for the sake of supervillainy. Supervillains exist for a WIDE variety of motivations. MINE is a RIGHTFUL future for Soterians as the rulers of Hades. Kemism HAS to die, but NOT like this! So yes, THIS unoriginal idea for Kemism is still no doubt going to threaten THEM as it will-me. I'll be shamed and I'll lose so many of my followers back in Hades. But... Here's the other problem. Warden Phlegethon is not just some average Superior Megalosaurus. His powers are the MAIN reason people in Hades FEAR the Tartarus Maximum Security Prison.
  • Bush Dog:... Well... What ARE his powers?
  • Medusasaurus: Well... His powers are super-strength, fire manipulation, force-field generation, super-flight, teleportation, ghosting, intangibility, invisibility, a psychic shield, portal creation, power negation, telekinesis, telepathy, x-ray vision-
  • Snowden: Yikes. That's a LOTTA-powers!
  • Medusasaurus: Indeed. Also, DON'T INTERRUPT ME!!!... But, that's not the WORST of them. He has TWO undocumented abilities. One is called vinculumkinesis, which allows him to bind his own prisoners to his own mind. That means they'll ALL be his to control. Think of it like the WORST kind of chains and shackles in existence. Fitting for a place CALLED Hades.
  • Shadowbane:... And... The other?
  • Medusasaurus: Omniprisonment. A self-creating prison for anywhere he pleases. When combined with his vinculumkinesis, they're both formidable and impossible to escape. NONE of his prisoners can escape without him knowing. He primarily uses his omniprisonment power on the prison itself. It's his own domain.
  • Gazelleen:... Damn. No WONDER everyone fears going to prison in Hades. If they have to be imprisoned with a guy like THAT?! They'd likely have literal HELL to pay.
  • Medusasaurus: Exactly. And with all those documented powers, there's no way we can even get CLOSE enough to torture the info out of him. Sure he can SUMMON his own prisoners to him, but he'd be foolish to do what we say, no matter what we do to him. Plus, as I said, he has a psychic shield, which means mind-controlling HIM to use HIS abilities is useless.
  • Blink: I'm afraid she's right. Phlegethon is a TRICKY opponent.
  • Dr. Ironclantrix: "But that doesn't mean it's a recipe for the truly impossible. Even someone of his nature has a weakness."
  • Medusasaurus: "Not that you don't have a good point, but I doubt he'd be stupid enough to admit such a thing to his prisoners! Otherwise he wouldn't even BE a warden!"
  • Dr. Ironclantrix: "But perhaps we can get it out of someone who IS such!"
  • Blink: "Well it's not like Phlege is stupid enough to talk about himself to any like that!"
  • Dr. Ironclantrix: "..... Would he, keep a personal journal?"
  • Medusasaurus: ".... Well, potentially, but, I would figure it would always be on his person."
  • Dr. Ironclantrix: "Ahhh, but how would he conceal it, but a personal lockbox?"
  • Medusasaurus: "..... In that case, Blink, I need you to scout out to see if that Warden has such a thing."
  • Blink: Alright, but I doubt I'll get around him. I've HEARD how aware of his environment he is.
  • Medusasaurus: Then figure it out. You have the learning skill.
  • Blink: I do. But he's surely dealt with a LOT of prisoners in his 800-year-old life.
  • Saltwater Crocodile: HE'S HOW OLD?! I, I know Superiors can live that long, but ZEUS' HOLY BALLS!
  • Blink:... Right. I'm out. (He teleported away)... (He teleported back) Yes, he's carrying it around. Thank Zeus he is. If he left it at his own prison, it would be IMPOSSIBLE without him knowing. He and the prison are linked, so he'll ALWAYS sense when someone goes in or out.
  • Patas Monkey: Hah, these UUniverses are SO full of miracles, aren't they?
  • Bomb-Bat: "So how'a do we get'a the box?"
  • Blink: "Well, luckily, his hyper-awareness is only most effective in the actual prison. He's at best considerably near-sighted outside of it, metaphorically in that his senses are not as hyper-effective."
  • Hell Shell: "Good, then it's as easy as just-swiping it from him when he's not looking!"
  • Adonox: Regardless, I question WHY he's a warden if he's THAT easy to get around. I mean, those prisoners HAD to have some accomplices.
  • Blink: Look, it's only effective because he's in the-PRISON most of his time. But it doesn't mean he's a COMPLETE pushover. He'll always have guards with him. He had them when I found him. They'll always be around to alert him when they see-danger.
  • Babirusa: Look, you're the smart one, you can figure it out.
  • Blink: Alright, listen here, tusky, NOBODY tells me how to do my job except MEDUSA! I can think for myself here. So, here's what we'll do: We distract the guards by making them THINK the Warden is in danger. After all, when he's outside his prison, he's vulnerable, so the guards should be a BIT paranoid. Anything could go wrong, like say, a sniper to the head. (Some of the Superiors were about to speak) Using a round made FOR his powers. Quantonium rounds DO exist, you know. Our firearms ARE meant to in many ways counter superpowers. Anyway, it'll be easy to have them abandon their posts and give us a chance to swipe the journal from Phlegethon's lockbox. I can learn how to pick that lock.
  • Medusasaurus: Good. Once Phlegethon's weakness is exposed, we'll find his prisoners, and we can get all the help we need to assassinate Jem.
  • ???: Now THAT sounds like a GREAT idea! (Pictor, Fokker and the Justic Teens arrived)
  • Pictor: Except you forgot they have someone who KNEW how much of a threat you could be, and even if THESE guys didn't suggest it, I would've come for your ass instantly.
  • Medusasaurus: NOO!!! (She flashed them all, but Pictor was unaffected, with him holding everyone to save them)
  • Pictor:... Nice reaction time, but you forget who I am! No power can harm me!
  • Medusasaurus:... Well, we all outnumber you!
  • Pictor: But FOKKER here OUTSIZES you!
  • Medusasaurus: PHAHAHA! For a raptor, you sure forget the fact that SIZE DOESN'T MATTER WHEN COMPARED TO NUMBERS! YOU HEAR THAT, GUYS?! THIS GUY, A RAPTOR, THINKS HIS MOTHER FOKKER CAN BEAT US JUST BECAUSE HE'S BIG!! (Everyone laughs)
  • Tane:... Igotthis! (He zoomed in, but Blink uses his enhanced muscle memory to gain the reflexes to grab him and toss him into a wall unconscious, as the velocity of the impact knocked him out)
  • Blink: WHOOP! That was CLOSE!
  • Medusasaurus: OHHO, you SLY dogs! You thought you'd take advantage of us while- (Scarlett unleashed her blaster breath at full-power as Blink just protected them all with a force-field)... We were distracted?
  • Walt: Okay, thisshh is getting embarrasshhing. For BOTH of ussh! RAAAAAAA- (He charged in, but Rockbuster stepped in and held him by the head as he pathetically tried to tackle him, before he delivered a powerful slo-mo punch to his chest as he flew off and landed on Tane)
  • Medusasaurus:... WELL, EVERYONE, DON'T JUST STAND THERE, THIS ISN'T A SHOW HERE! GET THEM!!
  • Boom-Fox: "Actually, it might be more polite to take'a turns with this since your guys started'a this first and-"
  • Bomb-Bat: "BF?! (Grabs Boom-Fox)"
  • Voice: "BOOM-FOF LAUNCHER?!"
  • Boom-Fox: "OH NO, MY BROTHER, WE DISCUSSED THIS, I HATE IT WHEN YOU'A USE ME LIKE THIS- (Bomb-Bat fires him like a Rocket Launcher) WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH-"
  • Tane managed to recover quickly and smacked Boom-Fox right back at Bomb-bat and the villain crowd!
  • Bomb-Bat: "OH MY GAWD- (Gets blown up and defeated with the other villains but Medusasaurus and her troupe comedically) WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH?!"
  • Medusasaurus: "..... (Facepalms) I'm getting the feeling these villains are in hard times if they're taken out THIS quickly!"
  • Tane: "BOOYAH?! FASTINEVENRECOVERYTIME?!"
  • Blink: "GOOD TO KNOW?! (Charges for him, but this time Tane was ready and began to fight him, and fast punching him so hard, that he punched Blink so hard it caused Blink to crash RIGHT into the Omnilaser and broke it)!"
  • Medusasaurus: "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO?!"
  • Blink: "(Dazed in pain) Owie! Think he was ready for me that time?!"
  • Rockbuster growled and was aiming to charge in, but Walt intervened!
  • Walt: "My turn for last-minute redemption of you making me look like a rookie, Rockhead?! (Spat out water with the strength of a fire hose as it hits the surprise Rockbuster and crashes him right on top of Blink and further destroying the already hopelessly irreparable Omnilaser)!"
  • Medusasaurus: "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO?! (Fokker towered over her, as Medusasaurus was no longer so confident)......"
  • Fokker: "..... What was it that ya said about size being irrelevant to numbers? Cause, numbers are kinda meaningless too, when ya talk about good V. evil. (Instantly pins Medusasaurus down and cuffs her). And good, kinda one-sidely wins."
  • Medusasaurus: "YOU OVER-SIZED PTERANADON?! (Tries to use her stone eyes again, but Pictor intervened and shielded Fokker, instantly hitting her eyes with specialized contact lenses that both blinds her vision and deactivates her stone eyes) NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO?! MY VISION!? MY GLORIOUS VISION?! THIS, THIS WAS NOT SUPPOSE TO GO THIS WAY?!"
  • Fokker: "Thanks for the cover, Pict."
  • Pictor: "Alcourse. Anything for my friend and partner."
  • Medusasaurus: "NO?! NO?! HOW COULD I LOSE TO KEMUISM?! I HAD EVERYTHING PLANNED CONSIDERABLY?! (CRIES)?!"
  • Boom-Fox: "..... THIS IS WHY YOU DO NOT USE THE BOOM-FOX LAUNCHER?!"
  • Bomb-Bat: "AHHHHHHHH SHADDUP?! (Smacks him!)"

Later.

  • The Super Ops were seen finally destoned and are seen cuffing up the once freed supervillains.
  • Aaron: "..... Ya know, I'm kinda MIFFED at you guys for not getting us out until AFTER you kicked this bitch's ass, it's REALLY unfair?!"
  • Kafka: "Aaron, don't complain."
  • Medusasaurus was been grabbed by some Hadesian Guards, along with Rockbuster and Blink.
  • Medusasaurus: "YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND, SURFACERS?! I MEANT THIS WITH YOUR BEST INTERESTS IN MIND?! JEM IS DOOMING HERSELF TO BE KILLED BY LOYALISTS OF KEMUISM AND LEAD TO MANY TERRORABLE THINGS?! YOU MUST LISTEN TO ME?! PLEASE?!"
  • Major Chance couldn't help but to ponder about that.
  • Hadesian Guard 1: "(Smacks Medusasaurus rather aggressively) SILENCE, DARK FREEWILL WITCH?!"
  • Hadesian Guard 2: "Yer gonna have a nice brief stay in Phlegethon's prison until the genetics lab picks ya up again to experiment on ya like the FREAK you are?! Yer gonna regret getting involved with those dirty Kemisum haters?!"
  • Major Chance: "..... Excuse me, gentlemen. (The Two Guards looked at Chance)..... I would like to discuss having a transfer of custody, for Medusasaurus for Super Ops care. She DID ruin our Omnilaser after all and messed with OUR prison."
  • Hadesian Guard 1: "Look, not a bad argument, it's just not in our place. Ya need to talk with Phlegethon for that."
  • Major Chance: "I much intend to then. Because based on what she is saying, I believe we should be concerned about the wedding."
  • Hadesian Guard 2: "Ya kidding? This mutant bitch is CRAZY?! She threatened to kill Kem's Daughter on her wedding?!"
  • Major Chance: "Look, I'm aware of Kemuism standards of not trusting her kind, and I am far from condoning her actions, but I feel like there's a method to her madness. So I request that you at least humor me. I would like to speak with Phlegethon about this."
  • Hadesian Guard 2: Do what you must, but I can assure you, it won't be worth much. Who in their right mind would DARE challenge Jem, even with weapons like an Omnilaser?
  • Major Chance: Ohho, I can name a FEW!

Later...

  • Phlegethon: You want me to WHAT?! YER SERIOUSLY ASKING ME TO GIVE YA THE DARK FREEWILL WITCH EVEN INSPITE OF HOW MUCH SHE WAS OWNING YOUR ASSES OTHERWISE?!
  • Major Chance: Look, Warden, I get Hadesians are YOUR jurisdiction, but... But my experiencing in using mind-control has given me an affinity for interrogation. So, naturally, I can sense the truth and lies of anyone. And Medusasaurus? She said something... I MIGHT find-believable.
  • Phlegethon: Oh? And what would THAT be? Aren't ya sure it's not just ravings of madness coming from her mouth? Like a follower of Kemisum would kill Kem's kid!
  • Major Chance: That there MIGHT just be a traitor among Jem's ranks. She said that there COULD be a usurp about to take place.
  • Phlegethon: HAHAH! I never knew surfacers to have SUCH senses of humor. Nor are they QUICK to take what haters say at face value!
  • Major Chance: Sir, I do NOT joke! And be assured, I am usually cautious about taking villain's words unless I KNOW there's even potential truth! Now, do I agree Medusasaurus might be mentally troubled? Perhaps, but I can tell between ravings of insanity and earnest words! In fact, I can deduce a lot of things here. Say what you want about her other motivations about championing "Dark Freewill" and the distastefulness of certain actions, but Medusasaurus normally wouldn't attempt an assassination on Jem unless she had no choice. But now, a LOT of things added to this. If it was JUST for them to have a new home, she'd just pull this on an average scale. Expert, I'm sure, but average. But this? She seemed like she was TOO desperate to kill Jem. So, what could POSSIBLY drive her to THAT level of desperation? Possibly, someone else has just started suggesting a SIMILAR plan. Maybe, dare I say, someone close to her.
  • Phlegethon: HAH! You're overanalyzing, bud. Medusasaurus is the same wackjob that believes in "Cosmic Entities" and "Alternate Realities" and junk like that! Safe to say that the idea of a traitor is just a different flavor of crazy!
  • Major Chance: Am I now? I don't know Hadesian politics, I'll be fair on that, but I KNOW strategy. Whatever traitor this is AND Medusasaurus had DIFFERING reasons, and BOTH stem from Kemism. Medusa did it because she and other rogue Soterians wanted a new home, and since that was not readily or easily available, their only option was to usurp Hades.
  • Phlegethon: "That's not making it easier for me to accept a transfer to you guys, ya know-"
  • Major Chance: BUT, think about why there WOULD be a traitor in Jem's ranks. Kemism has gone unchanged for centuries, AND having it that way THAT long, would give people time to see the benefits TOO much to see the disadvantages, INCLUDING the Soterians. They'd love it SO much, they'd end up wanting to spread it everywhere. It's a rare consequence of complacence. If something remains unchanged, it could be so successful that continued containment would feel like potential-waste. It'll have to spread.
  • Phlegethon: What's there to do with strategy in this, Chance? Not meaning to entertain Medusa's crazy, I'm just figuring where yer going with this?
  • Major Chance: I'm GETTING to that! If this traitor KNEW a threat like Medusasaurus, they could no doubt use it to their advantage. Whoever it is, I believe I can deduce the plan they had with Medusa. They TOO intend to assassinate Jem, but to prevent her from putting that 'Quantonium Gem' wedding ring on too early out of teenage paranoia, they aimed to use Medusasaurus as the one to take the heat since they share the SAME PLAN! Thus, it tricks Jem into thinking she's completely safe, and THAT gives the traitor, an advantage to use what I can guess is a disguised version of an Omnilaser, to target her before she can even put ON the wedding ring. From there, she'll be vulnerable, and the traitor will kill her.
  • Phlegethon:... Have you considered being a criminal theorist with a wild imagination like that? Cause that would make for GREAT shit for crime dramas!
  • Major Chance: THINK ABOUT IT, WARDEN! As a Hadesian, you should know how much Kemism is cherished in your society. How successful IS it?
  • Phlegethon: Very so. The prisoners I have are therefore the ONLY street criminals BESIDES the Soterians I have in my custody.
  • Major Chance: Well then, if it's THAT successful, if you had the chance, wouldn't YOU want to spread it?
  • Phlegethon:... I... Suppose. But, that kind of logic got Kem executed cause I guess the surface was just afraid of change.
  • Major Chance: Ah, but that would end up being a lesson for a would-be traitor to follow and learn from it to correct the failure. And with that 'Jemism' announcement, wouldn't you say that the one who wants to SPREAD Kemism would see this as a threat?
  • Phlegethon:... Is there a rest stop between now and the point?
  • Major Chance: The POINT is that, I may be wrong, but given how SERIOUS Medusasaurus sounded when she said there could be an uprising, then there's a SLIGHT chance Jem, with all her omnipotence, could be in BIG trouble!
  • Phlegethon:.... Look, I know your surfacers are cautious about us Hadesians and Kemisum, but if it helps, the fact that Jem is even still ALIVE waaaay before this point, that kinda discredits the claim of Medusasaurus said about a traitor! And frankly, ya might need to be more careful about taking Kemisum haters seriously!
  • Major Chance: "(Sighs), I was afraid Kemist society might be too cautious of the words of any wrongdoer."
  • Phlegethon: Hey, if it prevents supervillains from popping up like-ferns, if it ain't broke, WHY FIX IT?! So forget it. I'm NOT giving you custody of Medusasaurus. You sound like an utter CRACKPOT theorist right now. NOBODY within OUR ranks would DARE betray Jem. EVER!
  • Major Chance:... Are you ENTIRELY sure about that? Is there ANYONE in your ranks who benefits from Kemism the most and would want to see it shared to the rest of Kratos?
  • Phlegethon: NO, AND YES, I'M SURE!!! NOW LEAVE!!
  • Major Chance:... Very well. But all I can say now, is to ask yourself THIS the MOMENT you start to hear the truth in Medusa's voice: With the success you've likely seen and the fact that SOME of your ranks MIGHT have been in so many confidential meetings lately... Who in your ranks, do YOU think you can trust, and WHO amongst them was the MOST absent? Who benefits the MOST from Kemism, and who would want to keep it alive and want Jemism to be a dead concept?... Just think about it. (He left)
  • Phlegethon:... Bah! What a nutcase. Like one would ever DREAM of assassinating Jem. Sure, Jemism COULD be a threat to people who appreciate Kemism, but... I'm sure she knows what she's doing... Then again, I've seen people like Kyne appreciate it for helping their families become grand and inspire discipline. Life isn't always fair and Kemism teaches that. That's what Kyne always said, so I can easily say that he'd no doubt want Jem dead for suggesting ALL criminals be given a second chance and even Titus since that Scirius guy would be let off the hook and ruin that sister mystery of his- (His head shattered like glass cartoonishly when he realized)...
SMG4_SOUND_EFFECTS_-_AW_SHIT!

SMG4 SOUND EFFECTS - AW SHIT!

  • Phlegethon: Alright, alright, no need to panic. Kyne, MAY be a little angry at times, but he's NOT a murderer... Just keep it quiet, don't tell that freak of a mammal, I can do this myself. Just... I better interrogate that Medusa bitch as soon as possible. I'm sure it won't be that hard-

One heated argument later.

  • Phlegethon: "(He had bloodshot eyes from the fact he has survived serious scorn)...... Uggggghhhhhhh. I'm under the impression that Dark Freewill Witch isn't gonna play ball with a fellow Hadesian..... And why should she? She HATES Kemisum?! AND WOW SHE'S PASSIONATE ABOUT IT?! (Sighs)..... Guess I have no choice but to play ball with that billed beaver now."
  • ???: So, I take it you thought HARD about it? (Major Chance showed up)
  • Phlegethon: SPYING MUCH?!?
  • Major Chance: It is KINDA my job. But yes, you can agree that I was right.
  • Phlegethon:... (Sighs) Yes! I... We HAVE to warn Jem!
  • Major Chance: No.
  • Phlegethon: WHAT DO YOU MEAN NO?!?
  • Major Chance: Well 1, she likely won't believe it, and 2, we REALLY can't afford to bring a wedding on HIGH alert here. Paranoia can ruin it PRETTY well.
  • Phlegethon: Then let's just arrest Kyne and Titus and be done with it!
  • Major Chance: We ALSO can't be sure they're both traitors yet. We have to... Well... Wait. How about we WAIT until the time comes, and when the traitor, or traitors, expose themselves, we act!
  • Phlegethon:... Very well. I don't think this is going to work, but for now, I trust you. I just hope you have the slightest clue of what you're doing. So, you wanna carry out the transfer of that snake bitch now? Cause, I'm actually abit scared of her now! Seriously the first time a Hadesian Supervillain did that! If the supervillains at my prison weren't afraid of ME, they'd be mocking me for it.
  • Major Chance: Trust me. We'll make her talk.

Later...

  • Medusasaurus: No you won't! You guys never bothered to listen to me before, so why should I-
  • Major Chance: Miss, at least be grateful you're getting an ear NOW! I would've easily held a grudge on you for compromising a thing needed to protect against Jem going rogue and/or possible cases of other sources of Omnipotence trouble, cause believe you me, that thing did NOT come cheaply in being made! But I decided to take you remotely seriously enough to look out for a coup! Because I don't need to use mind-control to get what I want. I've intimidated even those with psychic shields like you.
  • Medusasaurus: Well good luck breaking me. I'm not saying a THING unless I get a lawyer.
  • Major Chance: Well, too bad, because we have NO time for that, nor do I believe any lawyer of Kratos or Hadesian would be willing to vouch for an attempted assassin of Jem. You're basically controversy bait at this point. You'll basically end up having their careers ended EVEN IF THEY WIN! What did you mean about there being a plot against Jem?
  • Medusasaurus: Well then I'm just not gonna talk period?! You surfacers are just gonna have to learn things the HARD way then when this reality is doomed to end up like United Universe-K3M?!
  • Major Chance:... Well, Phlegethon wasn't kidding about your, interesting philosophical beliefs about alternate universes and outer gods.
  • Medusasaurus: "Tch, you say that. and yet the AUU freaking exists?!"
  • Major Chance: "To be fair, that has been WELL documented to exist whereas everything else is speculation."
  • Medusasaurus: "Ugh, ya know, for the people that follow the Grotch way, I expected you people to be more open-minded?! I don't feel confident with talking with someone who doesn't take me FULLY seriously other than looking for a coup?!"
  • Major Chance: If it helps, I am taking you seriously for THAT much! Now can we please focus on your claims of a coup? (Medusasaurus was silent)..... Alright then. We'll have to do this the HARD way. If I don't get the information I require, I'll have no choice but to permit Pictor to do what is necessary with the Soterians.
  • Medusasaurus: Oh, you wouldn't DARE and risk disappointing the Soterians who count on you to give them a new home.
  • Major Chance: And why would THEY give a flying f*** about rogues like YOU?
  • Medusasaurus: And what makes YOU think I give a s*** about them?
  • Major Chance: Because I KNOW you give a s*** about them. After all, you DID throw away your OWN life for them, so they're all you got. But... If that's not enough, how about THIS? (She pulls out his phone with a recording)
  • (Major Chance): Why would THEY give a flying f*** about rogues like YOU?
  • (Medusasaurus): What makes you think I give a s*** about them?
  • Medusasaurus:... I PURELY HAD SAID THAT TO PSYCH YOU OUT ON USING THEM AS A WEAPON TO MAKE ME TALK!
  • Major Chance: Be that as it may, this recording won't have that context. Far as the Soterians would know if they hear this, they would only see someone that didn't have the right had-their-best interests in mind. (Medusasaurus had a shocked face)..... Don't think I won't leak THIS to them and give them the out-of-context wrong idea that you don't 'give a s***' about them! They'll NEVER trust you again and you'll be on your own.
  • Medusasaurus: Blackmail?! I figured you ABOVE that!
  • Major Chance: To be fair, you made it personal by trying to use a Super Ops Omnilaser for an assassination attempt in the name of usurping Hades under political aims! You proved that I don't have to treat you with kid gloves if you're willing to push THAT hard for a point!
  • Medusasaurus: "..... It wasn't, anything, PERSONAL BY THAT!!"
  • Major Chance: Be that as it may, just because I usually strive to be the nice guy enforcer, doesn't mean I'm a doormat to those that would think I'm some kind-of-pushover. Also, what you did, could've risked a war, because I doubt Algor would be all that sympathetic about what the SYSTEM did to you that you would harm Jem simply for something her father created!
  • Medusasaurus: "..... What else was I supposed to DO?! Live the rest of my life as a street compie and trust two fem-idiots that only succeeded in our home getting quarantined?! It's not like Jem's lifespan is gonna be any longer with me outta the way now she's going to turn on Kemism on her own! LOYALISTS WILL NOT STOMACH THIS!!"
  • Major Chance: If Jem is going to be assassinated by a traitor and risk a-war, then we MUST act NOW! YOU are the only one with information about this traitor, so either start talking, or I send this to those that may take interest in this, and it leaks ALL around the people of Soteria, THEN send Pictor to pick them up and get the information you denied me. You will NEVER be trusted, AGAIN!
  • Medusasaurus:... If I wasn't in antipower cuffs right now, much less these FREAKING LENS THAT HALT MY STONE POWERS, I'd turn you to stone and SHATTER you where you stand for this!
  • Major Chance: "Threatening me is not gonna help you. In fact, doing that may end up making me believe that the Hadesians were right to be skeptical of you and your words. If there is a traitor, you have been a MAGNIFICENT cover for them! (Medusasaurus was shattered of pride and riddled with-guilt of only serving to make Hades worse in someway) So with that, I suppose that-"
  • Medusasaurus: Fine! I'll talk! Blink did a LOT of surveillance across Jem's living areas, and sought-for who the traitor was. But, he never figured it out. No thanks to YOU guys.
  • Major Chance: "Well excuse us for having a problem with you wanting to use Super Ops property to further an agenda-"
  • Medusasaurus: OKAY I GET IT, SO I MADE SOME BAD CALLS!! Can we MOVE ON?! I had a FEW ideas on-who they were. It could be Talona because she was tired of Jem's tomf***ery, Moira because of some grim future, Electrum because of Jem's actions costing millions, and the last two culprits-
  • Major Chance: Kyne and Titus?
  • Medusasaurus:... How could you guess that?
  • Major Chance: Phlegethon. In fact, I would have to rule out Talona, Moira & Electrum early simply because of three things: If Miss Talona ever wanted Jem gone, she would've done it long before even this wedding. Moira also would've prevented this wedding from ever even occurring cause a marriage with Algor would've-compromise any such plans and would know it. And Electrum? Well, not a bad choice for a suspect, but like Talona, she could've easily done away with her AGES ago before the first hoosgow happened!
  • Medusasaurus: ".... Ugh, fair point. Talona basically mommies Jem and is gutless otherwise to do anything worse than basically making her stay in her room, Moira is too soft-hearted after what happened with Kem, and Electrum is the type who's BARK is worse than her bite in that she is only a bluffer, not a fighter?!"
  • Major Chance: Anyway, the good warden realized that those two could be the main culprits, and he tried to talk to YOU about it. But as usual, you had to be difficult. I'm glad you decided to get wise, Medusa. Your 'Dark Freewill' talk is not really that important anymore since Jemism will be out soon. You should've at least been grateful she's giving people like you a chance, but you decided to hold her responsible for ALL you sacrificed, and you ended up being an accessory to murder before being a murderer yourself. That's why you'll be given the worst punishment ANY of us can give.
  • Medusasaurus: Oh, sure, punish ME for being used. I'd expect a surfacer like YOU to resort to that. It is why Kem is dead to begin with!
  • Major Chance:.... I'll be polite enough to not entertain a racist remark. Adding to that, I don't have time to argue with your snake butt. Everyone here is in danger because of you, even if you would argue it's not directly so, and we have to stop it! If you want to avoid this... I'll offer you a chance to help us take the traitor, or traitors, down.
  • Medusasaurus: Well, forget it. After all this, and after EVERYTHING I wasted, who am I to care about if Jem lives or dies?! It wasn't even meant to be ENTIRELY AGAINST HER, it was mostly meant to get RID OF KEMISM!! Having her die is just, an unfortunate sacrifice that had to be paid to do so! If it helps, I would've gotten rid of her followers as well for good measure so any of them, Kyne and Titus especially, wouldn't try to take advantage!
  • Major Chance: "Well it wasn't like Jem WANTED Kemism to hurt people like it did. From what I gathered, she was afraid of disgracing her father's vision cause she felt like she had no place in changing one thing about the system."
  • Medusasaurus: "Then THAT MAKES HER AN IDIOT AT BEST! She ended up grieving for what is honestly an ADOPTED FATHER for far longer than a reasonable necessity and forgot that it wasn't always so harmonious with him! ESPECIALLY WITH KEMISM!! I would argue that Kem dying would've been a GREAT opportunity to address things she had problems with! BUT SHE LET HERSELF BE TOO WEAK AND ENDED UP ALLOWING ELITISTS TO DO WHAT THEY WANT!! And ya know what happened with the rest of us? WE, SUFFERED FOR IT!! We could NEVER have normal lives now!"
  • Major Chance: But what if THIS act could bring ALL of that back?... I'm not promising miracles, but it COULD happen. You have a chance to redeem yourself, and become who you always wanted to be.
  • Medusasaurus:... I was already gonna do something about it. But YOU, didn't let me, because I mess with one of your STUPID toys! I'm done talking. You got what you need. Now leave me alone!
  • Major Chance: ".... Well, I got what I needed to know regardless. I'll transfer you back to Phlegethon's care then.... If it's any consolation.... I was more than willing to lend you an ear-about any concerns at all. Any uncouth methods I was forced to use, was only because of your own lack of cooperation. I just don't know what else you were expecting from me.... Just, let you run off free to harm Jem and spark-war?"
  • Medusasaurus: "I was under the impression that you surfacers HATED Kemism! I MEAN, ISN'T THAT WHY KEM WAS EXECUTED ON THE SURFACERS BY GROTCH?!"
  • Major Chance: "First of all, it is more like we strongly disagree with it, not hate it. Secondly..... Well-that's-on you if you expect Kratosians to be anarchist-friendly simply because we disagree with Kemism. We're just as strict to villains WITHOUT that archaic system! We just do it without restricting free will, as more like we give certain choices the appropriate consequences better than how Kemism does things. Sure, does this mean Supervillains appear more uninterrupted? I can't deny that. But that doesn't mean we're anarchists! And I'm sorry you thought respecting free will was equivocal to anarchy! Cause..... Honestly, for someone who HATES Kemism, you bare pretty much the same expectations of Hadesians towards societies without the belief. But, I guess it shows that you truly did not understand the surface. (Leaves as now Medusasaurus felt like even more-bad, finally understanding why Flech and Fei were what they were, along with personal self-reflecting)..... This said.... I would at least like for you to self-reflect on your life choices. You don't have to help with the relative concern if that's not what you wish, but.... At least reevaluate your life, and think deeply about what you gave up on many chances of happiness because you just can't let your pain go. I mean.... Isn't that what you were mad at Jem for? (Leaves truly)....."
  • Medusasaurus began to crouch down and cry......

Louger's location.

  • Jem: "Wow that was hard! But.... I'm glad it's done."
  • SpongeBob: I know. Looks like smooth sailing ahead. Jemism should make HUNDREDS of people happy.
  • Jem:... I really wish we STILL had that karma-manipulating guard of mine around before he died-of... Ironically, tempting fate.
  • Icky:... Wow. I'm betting he wasn't popular with the Karma Fairies.
  • Algor: Then, I suppose we should continue preparing for the wedding. Now that your announcement is official, it's time for the ACTUAL wedding setting.
  • Jem: (Giggles) Yeah, we been through SO MUCH, I didn't have time to prep for that. What I did today KICKED a lot out of me. I can't imagine how things can get better.
  • Ororo: (She and her group came in) JEM!
  • Sora: Oh THERE you guys are.
  • Joe: Yeah, I was wondering where you were too.
  • Ororo: Oh, we just took out Medusasaurus.
  • Jem: YOU DID?! Well, wipe my species out, that's impressive!
  • Walt: Well, we had a little help from Pictor and Fokker, but yessh.
  • Jem:... Heh. I was actually contemplating wearing that Quantonium Jem ring early in case something bad should happen, but now? Looks like it really IS a lucky day for all of us.
  • Zalman: Yeah. I mean, wow. And I thought Oddson was the luckiest Superior around when HE played cards with us.
  • Jem: "This is honestly going to be, a so much better wedding with Medusasaurus down and out! She's perhaps the closest thing I had considered to be a real major problem to the wedding!"
  • Tane: I'mhonestlysurpriseditwasTHISeasytotakeherout. SomeonewithareputationlikeHERSshouldbeMUCHharderthanthat.
  • Jem: NOT for Sir Pictor.
  • Tane:... Honestlyagain, ifIdidn'tknowanybetter, I'dsayshewassomekindofdiversion.
  • Tyrone: Look, we've already been worried ENOUGH as it is. This period of change needs to go off without a hitch, and if there IS something else, we'll just send Pictor and he'll take care of it just as quickly as Neverfinder.
  • Jem: Good thinking.
  • SpongeBob:... May I ask what may be a question not my business?... If you two have been writing letters most of the time recently... What exactly got you both hitting it off?
  • Jem:... Eh?
  • Sandy: I think what he's trying to ask is, when did you two fall in love? Where did the whole marriage thing came from if you two started out as just very old friends?
  • Jem: "..... (Sighs)..... If I'm being honest, a lot of this marriage thing is just, a political thing pretty much established by our dads, when.... They were alive. It was kinda meant to be a solid deal that our "Bloodlines connect to create a God among Superiors with our superior genes!".... (Snickers), I used to thought they meant they meant they wanted to make the perfect denim jeans, even in the time we were in! Did, not think they meant like, me and Al having sex and, making a kid, nor, do I think they had the hindsight to figure that, Al would end up, the way he is. (Points to Algor's metal body)..... That said..... I do admit that there was always something I liked about Al as a friend, so, this marriage technically being arranged and slightly several or more decades overdue, so, it's not, majorly inconvenient. I do honestly like Al and I can dig marrying him."
  • Icky: ".... Kinda barely answers our question. Why do it NOW and not sooner?"
  • Jem: "Well, again, it, kinda goes back to dad being, deader than dead. The arranged marriage thing ended up being put on..... Extreme Hiatus, when the Hadesians went into isolation. And, well, Talona, wanted to cure me of my dad-blues, so, she found the old papers for the marriage plans and..... She, talked me into reviving the marriage plans."
  • Icky: "Well why did it took up until NOW for it to go ahead?"
  • Jem: "Well first off, we only RECENTLY found those old plans buried in an old file cabinet that both it and the files have seen better YEARS, never mind better days, and then there was the POLITICS of having the Hadesian Council even OKAYING it cause of the whole, awkwardness about Kratosian leadership."
  • Algor: "I, take it they were bitter about the Great Shake then?"
  • Jem: "OHHHHH DON'T WORRY ABOUT THAT, I already covered in the messages that the shakes weren't as bad to Hades cause we gotten SO many plans that cater around natural caves ins and whatnot, the Shake was just like an extra intense version of that some old ho-hum thing! It's more like because...... They're still bitchy about Grotch executing my dad."
  • The Lougers were shocked.....
  • Walt: "..... D'awwwww, I knew we forgot to mention SOMETHING to them!!"
  • Cynder: "..... Is, this true?"
  • Jem: "Oh don't get me wrong, I WISH I WAS BULLS******G YOU GUYS! But, yeah..... Grotch was, forced to ice my dad by the Kratos Senate of Old. You can, imagine how upset Hadesians were. Even more so that, those two were like SUPER-TIGHT FRIENDS!! My dad, even fought in that one war along with him against this Asshole Emperor that hated superpowers and everything!"
  • Icky: "Wait, why would that guy hate something that saved your asses from Darkspawn-"
  • Algor: "That's, an irrelevant story for another time."
  • Jem: "Yeah, I admit that, this marriage is also because Talona wants old wounds healed and amended given that, dad's death is, barely even that relevant anymore."
  • Icky: "..... WELL HOW DID THIS MARRIAGE GET OKAYED AT ALL GIVEN THAT GROTCH DID THE ULTIMATE D*** MOVE?!"
  • Iago: "YEAH!? YOU DID SAY YOU HAD A COUNCIL THAT WAS STILL BUTTHURT WITH THEM?!"
  • Jem: "Talona's dad is headmaster. She guilted him into this about not doing anything to try and make me do something about Kemism."
  • Icky: "...... Wow. This marriage, REALLY DOES NEED TO F*****G HAPPEN?!"
  • Cynder: "But I'm surprised you never tried anything against Grotch about that. (Jem suddenly looked anxious and guilty)....."
  • Jem: "Uhhhhhhh, yeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah, I mean, come on, I may be an Omni Superior, but, this was Grotch we're talking about! He's the FOUNDER of Kratosian superpowers, he'd know ten different ways to STILL beat me even if I had more powers than him! I mean, he killed my dad after all! Also, grudges are SO not my thing, uhhhhh, I gotta, uh.... I GOTTA TAKE A LADY PISS!! (ZOOMS OFF)?!"
  • Tyrone: "..... (Quietly) I did NOT like the implications behind THAT!"
  • Algor: "..... Look, Lougers, I mean this to be polite, but... WHAT WAS THAT?! Why did you egg Jem on like that about certain details?"
  • Icky: "We weren't exactly told that Grotchy was forced by the Kratos Senate to EXECUTE HIS OWN FRIEND!!"
  • Algor: "..... Oh don't tell me because she got a bit anxious from that you suspect something?! Aren't you sure she wasn't just stressing out about being reminded of her father's death again?!"
  • Lord Shen: "To clarify, Algor, we don't suspect her of WILLFUL foul intent here. But, we suspect that she, may had committed a spur of the moment sin made cause of grief. But we do give her beneficial doubt about anything beyond that."
  • Algor: "What're you saying?"
  • Mr. Dodo: "Ahem, I'm sorry if this is blunt, but..... What is exactly the exact dates between Grotch's death, and the Hadesians leaving?"
  • Algor: "An odd question, but if it would hel- WAIIIIIIIIIIIT, ARE YOU, ARE YOU SUGGESTING JEM HAS SOMETHING TO DO WITH THAT?!"
  • Banzai: "Uh, again, we're being fair and are not thinking she'd WILLINGLY DO SO alou of Scar and Mufasa, BUUUUUUUUUUT...... In that she IS passionate about her dad, it's not off the table that..... A mistake occurred."
  • Algor: "..... (Gets angry)..... (Angrily) I'll, be polite enough to not THROW YOU OUT OF THE WEDDING AND THAT CARNIVAL, IF YOU, YOU, IDIOTS, AGREE TO STAY CLEAR OF JEM FROM HERE ON OUT UNTIL YOU AGREE TO NOT BRING THAT ACCUSATION BACK!!"
  • Thunderclap: "(He and the Dactyls and Raptors gulped)...... I can see we pushed a personal button here. Might be, best to go."
  • Ororo: "..... We, understand sir, and we're sorry. (The group left as quickly as they can)...."
  • Algor calmed down with a bitter sigh.....
  • Algor: "..... Wedding stress TRUELY does bring out your worse self. (Walks off) I best better go cool my temper then."
  • Talona was seen having overheard that, and gave a sad knowing sigh.....
  • Moira was seen behind her.....
  • Moira: "..... You know what you have to do now. You'll need to talk to the heroes about this."
  • Talona: "..... But, I'm afraid of them over-reacting, espeically with the Telepath all things considered?! And that's not even saying how Algor will react-"
  • Moira: "Then worry of him for last. Focus on the heroes first. They did insist they don't suspect foul intent."
  • Talona:... (Sighs)... This, is gonna put the wedding in SUCH s***!

Chapter 4: Jem's Secret Past

Algor's Room

  • Jem: (She was seen sitting in his bed unsure of what to think about what just occurred)...
  • Algor:... Jem? Are you okay?
  • Jem: I... I'm FINE! I just... DON'T have wounds that've JUST been reopened.
  • Algor: Yeah. I had to call them out for it, ESPECIALLY since they had a' GALL to suggest YOU might've killed Grotch or something. (Jem looked worried at that) But, hey, historical times aside, that's just a coincidence. I KNOW it. You are NOT a murderer.
  • Jem: I... No. Of course not... But it's not just that... I never intended to think that we'd... ACTUALLY never loved each other. We were just going to marry because of... Some peace operation between our worlds.
  • Algor: What's so wrong about that?
  • Jem: Nothing, it's just... Marriage is a BIG deal. I mean, can you imagine FRIENDS getting married outside a romantic relationship?
  • Algor:... I... Well... We HAVE been starting to, LIKE like each other, haven't we?
  • Jem: Oh yeah, I remember how you were looking at me many times. Guess you NEVER expected me to grow into SUCH a pretty babe, did you?
  • Algor: I... Not really, no.
  • Jem:... Well... I guess now it'd be awkward to do it. Now you're made of metal.
  • Algor:... If I'm being honest... When we were kids, I DID have SOME ounce of love for you.
  • Jem: "(Soft giggle), Well, guess that makes this wedding feel like it's less about politics, right?"
  • Algor: "Well, yes. Perhaps it's because of early age romance or, just me started to move WELL past beyond the childish idea of thinking girls are infected with a fake germ in "Cooties", but..... There was always something special to me about you."
  • Jem: "Well, I guess our dads saw it too since they arranged our marriage."
  • Algor: "Which is, ironic, cause, your father always had that stare, judging me."
  • Jem: "Oh don't worry about that, he even used to do that to people he LIKES! He uh, had a sense of superiority."
  • Algor: ".... Listen, I, want to apologize about the Lougers and the Teens. They mean well, they, they just want to make sure there isn't a twisted motivation behind all this. It's nothing against you when they acted like that, and I know well enough of that, but.... I ensured that they are to stay clear of you until they get their heads together and ease away of unjust accusations against you."
  • Jem: "..... Al, hypothetically asking, alcourse...... How, would you react if I-"
  • Algor: "If you had done Grotch in? Well, in theory, it would..... Fatally complicate the marriage and by extension Kratosian and Hadesian relations. (Jem was anxious. This was exactly what she feared.) I mean, given what Grotch did, it's not like it wouldn't be unexpected, I mean, he DID execute someone who was beloved to Hadesians. I'm just, surprised NOBODY tried to return the favor and that Grotch, simply just died of being old peacefully. But, I will say that had Grotch did got assassinated, even IF you had a personal stake in it, you are the last person to do so. You're too kind, sweet & good-natured for such a thing, even if you are passionate about your father. I mean, you did try to warn him about pushing his beliefs too hard. You knew well enough he was setting up his own fate and couldn't be helped."
  • Jem: "..... Y..... Yeah, I'm just..... A stronger person, I guess..... Is it, cool if, I, go and stress eat again?"
  • Algor: "Alcourse. But even if you said you have super-metabolism, I would like to do miss Talona a favor and make sure you eat only reasonable proportions."
  • Jem: "(Sighs), Figures she started to get to you."
  • Algor: "Well as she would say, just because you have certain powers doesn't mean you can't set a good example for your subjects, espeically children."
  • Jem:... Well... Thanks anywa- (Algor kissed her on the cheek)... (She blushed all over her body)... (She cartoonishly zoomed off)
  • Algor:... Oh my gosh, she actually IS falling for me.... Wow... I... Well... Why would she even ask what I'd feel if those accusations were true?... Unless... They ARE?... I... Algor, just... Put it away for now. Hadesians are complicated folk. I'm sure she's got a LOT in her mind right now.

Meanwhile...

  • Jem: (She was gurgle-screaming inside of a full-sink)
  • Jem pulls her head out....
  • Jem:... That kiss, was amazing..... Though yet..... HOW CAN HE KISS WITH A METAL MOUTH?! Has he been... Making himself an android with synthetic skin or something? Pssh, well if he wanted that, he could've just asked me. Or better yet, making him fully organic again so he can become functionally long-lasting.... But aside from that... OH GOD, I HAD JUST GIVEN THE IMPRESSION THAT I... UGH! I... I need help. Or... Maybe I can do something on the side to distract me or something.... I wonder if Tektite and his assistant are having luck with their aims to introduce all the undocumented superpowers we have? I... Yeah, that'll get my mind off this... I hope. I... My mind is overfilled with emotion right now! If Algor knows, THIS... This might never become a reality.... Dammit, Jem, what are you gonna do?!... One thing's for sure, it can't get any worse! (She snapped and put a karma-proof shield around the planet)
  • Karma Fairy #1: AW, THAT'S CHEATING!!!
  • Jem: All-powerful, BITCHES!... (Sighs)...

Meanwhile...

  • Kyne:... Well, what happened?
  • Titus: Medusa was taken down quickly. In fact, I think both Plan A AND B went well here. THIS incident would lower Jem's guard and make her assume it's smooth sailing ahead.
  • Cable: Well, glad to know NEITHER idea was wasted.
  • Rance: Yay! We're GENIUSES even when we didn't INTEND to be!
  • Titus:... Now all that's left is to set up the disguised Omnilaser.
  • Cable: Who even MADE this thing anyway?
  • Titus: That would be Tektite.
  • Gallagher: That quantonium-addicted mad scientist?
  • Titus: Indeed. He's pitching his idea to introduce ALL the undocumented powers to the surface once Algor and Jem are married. I for one think that's NOT a good idea. Getting info on ALL our powers might mean ANYONE can be vulnerable. ESPECIALLY THE MOST UNSTOPPABLE OF US!
  • Cable: Uh, I told you, NOTHING is truly unstop-
  • Titus: IT'S CALLED HYPERBOLE!!! Just for that you-
  • Cable: OKAY, CAN YOU STOP MAKING EXCUSES TO HAVE ME DO EVERYTHING?!? DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW HARD IT WAS SETTING THAT OMNILASER UP?!
  • Talman: Given your ability to spontaneously find ways in an instant, NOT so!
  • Kyne: Everyone? Calm yourselves! We STILL have an advantage nonetheless. All we must do now is get ready to activate the laserlight before that ring goes on her finger. Simple as that.
  • Rance: What could go wrong?
  • Kyne: RANCE!!! What did I say about SAYING WORDS LIKE THAT?!?
  • Rance:... To not to!
  • Kyne: Ugh, WHY did our best karma-manipulating agent have to die last month?!
  • Cable: "To be fair, Karma Fairies are not known fans of Superiors with Karma Malmitulation. They view it as "Counterfeiting Karma"."
  • Gallagher: Well Tektite DID make it due to the annoyance of such a dumb phenomenon. You have ANY idea how annoying Murphy's Law IS?!
  • Rance:... Well, we still got our advantage. What could go... Never mind.

Meanwhile...

  • Guan:... Well, you remember what to say?
  • Koolasuchus Scientist: Yes. This, this could be a GREAT period between our societies. Superiors ALL OVER KRATOS will expand what we and Doctor Paynter made. This has to be my BEST achievement since the disguised Omnilaser trap devices.
  • Guan:... Really? THEY hardly worked, and required a LOT to function right. Using it without the right procedures BLOWS IT UP, LIKE IT DID WITH OUR CLIENTS MANY TIMES!
  • Koolasuchus Scientist: Well, that's what comes with making a laser specifically for omnipotent Superiors. It requires a LOT of complicated functionality.
  • Guan: Tektite, you need to understand that-
  • Koolasuchus Scientist (Tektite): Guan, Guan, stop being a worrywart. I KNOW what I do. I HAVE super-mentality you know.
  • Guan: Super-mentality doesn't mean you know EVERYTHING. THAT is called Omniscience. They're TOTALLY different.
  • Tektite: Regardless. Let's just, make this work here. This isn't about the Omnilasers, this is about introducing undocumented power to Kratosians. Got all the vials of them?
  • Guan: Oh, you had to watch me carry them ALL THIS WAY FROM TARTARUS VALLEY TO HERE!! ALL THESE POWERS WEIGH A F***TON!
  • Jem: "(Comes in) Hey, Teky, Guany, what's up, my favorite science geeks?"
  • Tektite: "Do you really have to call us science geeks as if you're still in high school, Miss Jem? I know you're trying to simulate your youth, but I would still like to be treated with some respect you know! I am one of your best scientists after all!"
  • Jem: "Aw come on, you guys know I kid! Sooooo, how's the uh, introduction of the undocumented powers going?"
  • Guan: "We, kinda have yet to get started."
  • Jem: "..... Wow, I thought you guys would be faster than that."
  • Tektite: "Science and progress can't be rushed, dear. Now, why bother with us when you can hang with Algor?"
  • Jem: "I, needed to get my mind off of personal anxieties."
  • Tektite: "Still can't help but to-think about your father?"
  • Jem: "Sure, let's go with that!"
  • Tektite:... Well... ONE reason is that when I mentioned karma manipulation and our most successful royal guard with it was killed ironically BY it because of what some martyrs said about 'Karma Fairies being pissed off about counterfeit karma', I swear they make it sound like EVERYTHING is a crime, even being smart, we were all shunned out for a brief time. It took a LONG time to get them interested again.
  • Jem:... Sucks for you, man.
  • Tektite: Well, glad I have the powers to try again. (He stretched out his elastic powers and used them to lift all the vial crates out and then used some chemical-based powers to preserve them more)
  • Guan: Why didn't you use those powers to hold them yourself?
  • Tektite: Because then I wouldn't need YOU, would I? You look like you need some exercise.
  • Guan: "..... HURTFUL!?"
  • Tektite: "Well facts are amoral to feelings, Guan! Which I guess is why some rather be-in denial of them for the sake of worldviews. Why else is it a craze again to believe in flat worlds?"
  • Jem: "So, I just came to ask what you guys been up to and see if I can help in a way."
  • Tektite: "Mi'lady, while we appreciate the checkup, your aide is not needed, we are professionals, but we politely thank you for the offer."
  • Jem: "But are you guys sure that-"
  • Guan: "Miss Jem, I mean this to be respectful as possible, but we know you're only here cause you're anxious about your dad."
  • Jem: "Yikes, am I THAT see-through?"
  • Tektite: "Ahem! That being said, perhaps you COULD help us in a political way of warming out the Kratosian science committee of the undocumented powers. I came to discover that some of them have..... Mixed feelings."
  • Jem: "Oh no prob! I have the skills that can lead horses to water! I can totally sell them into wanting to know undocumented powers."
  • Tektite: "Just be careful that I heard one of the top scientists is a', Kemism critic, and, a rather vocal one."
  • Jem: "Oh don't worry, I'm.... Not a stranger to critics. I did a lot of practice of not letting their words attack me. Besides, I'll make it a point that the Undocs are not based in Kemism."
  • Guan: "I should warn also that he's not known to say nice things about your dad."
  • Jem: ".... (Gulps). I mean, I'm sure the Soters say lousy things about dad too, he wouldn't be THAT special. So... Who IS this critic?"

Later...

  • Committee Member: Say hello to, Chairman of Power Sciences, Professor Christopher Exousias. (He appeared as a well-dressed Rhinoceros hornbill)
  • Exousias:... Well, Miss Jem? I'm waiting.
  • Jem:... Well, I can see why you're hesitant around him. The guy doesn't really NEED to give a first impression vocally.
  • Tektite: MIGHT not wanna say that in front of him!
  • Guan: We did. BIG mistake!
  • Jem: (Sighs) Alright, let's just cut to the chase before ANYMORE mistakes occur.

Later...

  • Jem:... Hmm. THIS is a pretty good one. Neat one. Kyne's specialty. Power randomization. You periodically get a new-
  • Exousias: Oh, THAT has been RECENTLY documented. it is under PrZ.
  • Jem:... Dang. Lucky yous.... Alright, how about this? Damage distribution! You can actually TRANSFER damage somewhere ELSE! Like THIS! (She conjured a cannon out of thin air and it fired at her, and she managed to distribute it to many other areas which took the same force before she repaired it)... I should warn it's not rookie friendly though, it's a BITCH to get that right!
  • Committee Member #1:... Hmmm... Interesting indeed.
  • Exousias: I kinda have to consider the power not exactly property damage prevention friendly. I would not recommend use for hero usage. But perhaps it could have a purpose in the construction industry for demolition.
  • Jem: ("Hard-to-impress too? THIS guy is pretty difficult.")
  • Exousias: I HAVE telepathy.
  • Jem: DAMMIT!!! Ehe... Uh... Multi-resurrection! WOW! You can be reborn into MANY new people upon death. Don't need a demonstration for that, it's easily explanatory.
  • Exousias: I'm NOT a fan of powers ONLY useful UPON death. Too many variables make such things, unreliable for wider usage.
  • Jem:... Uhhh... Isoportation! The ability to teleport IN DIRECTION! Like this. (She phased into a different direction)
  • Committee Member #2:... Useful for looking in any direction.
  • Exousias: 360-degree vision is FAR better than that, It expends lesser to no energy. This power sort've feels an unnecessary extension to that power.
  • Jem:... Sentient manipulation-
  • Exousias: ABSOLUTELY NOT! THAT IS AN UNDOCUMENTED POWER WHERE I HAVE TO QUESTION THE ETHICS OF?! NO ANIMAL HERE IS TO BE REDUCED TO PRIMITIVE NATURE, EVEN AS A POWER!!!
  • Jem:... O, KAY! Then how about animal transmutation? The ability to turn animals into others?
  • Exousias: Another un-necessary extension. We HAVE shapeshifting.
  • Jem: (She face-palmed)... Omniaction? Now THIS is one you can enjoy. The ability to do everything at ALL given times.
  • Committee Member #3:... Interesting.
  • Exousias: Stressed again, un-necessary extension. Cloning powers exist for us.
  • Jem:... Seriously?... Funny, I'm starting to see why you guys didn't bother to expand, you just stick to the bare essentials of powers.
  • Exousias: It keeps things simpler. Alot of undocumented powers are either ethically concerning or are just needless extensions to basically already established powers.
  • Jem:... Well, WE have kept things simpler with an expansive amount of powers. Like THIS one. Omnicountering. THIS allows you to shift into the opposing forces of your opponent, giving you a perfect chance against them.
  • Exousias:... Okay... THAT sounds like a more useful ability. Considerable enough for potential research.
  • Jem:... Well, good. How about imagination manifestation?
  • Exousias:... No. That's DANGEROUSLY close to omnipotence, and as I'm sure you've learned, that is illegal up here. I kinda have to consider that ethically concerning.
  • Jem:... Genderbending? The ability to, well, be male, or female... Or even asexual?
  • Exousias: Again, shapeshifting. Un-necessary extension.
  • Jem:... Smoke manipulation?
  • Exousias: Variant of fire manipulation, really. Un-necessary extension.
  • Jem: (Sighs)... Photographic vision. Take pictures with your own eyes.
  • Committee Member #3: Did these guys take a LONG trip to the Superpower Wiki? THESE are SO creative.
  • Exousias: I would imagine so. THAT can basically be done using telepathy. Once again, un-necessary extension.
  • Jem: Oy!... AH! You guys could REALLY use THIS one. Omniartillery. The ability to channel powers into your own firearms. Could be useful for training your children just like it is for ours.
  • Exousias:... Interesting. Though research would have to be done for potential safety concerns. But... You'll need MORE than that to impress me.
  • Jem:... Son of ME!

French Narrator: A Long List Of Undocs Later...

  • Jem: Yokai shapeshifting?
  • Exousias: 687th time, SHAPESHIFTING! UN, NESSERSARY, EXTENSION?!
  • Jem: Omniscience?
  • Exousias: Nobody can know everything without being apathetic or amoral. So I'll write THAT one' off as HEAVY REQUIREMENT.
  • Jem: Probability manipulation? I heard that ability was extinct for a LONG time, and Dice is a character in the comics with it.
  • Guan: Who?
  • Jem: The penguin Pegeen Dominox from Generation Comics.
  • Guan: You mean Domino?
  • Jem: They changed that name because it was ALREADY taken. It was a DIRECT ripoff of Domino from the X-Men comics. Anyway, how about power reincarnation? The ability to randomize ALL your powers periodically?
  • Exousias: No, we have enough power-controlling powers as it is. Both un-necessary extension and bares ethic concerns.
  • Jem: Sanitization?
  • Exousias:... Good. Granted, it would have limited use for hygiene specific events.
  • Jem: Blood manipulation?
  • Exousias:... Good again. COULD have medicinal uses. But it may have to have reasonable restrictions to be cautious of the rise of "Superior Vampires".
  • Jem: Yeah, I can't blame ya for that one. And FINALLY... Power-splitting. You can split powers into different ones. Like turning fire manipulation into smoke, heat, fuel, or oxygen manipulation or whatever.
  • Exousias:... That's useful as well. Alright. Let's see... Well 76% are being denied cause of ethical concerns, un-necessary extensions, both in some cases, or may require further research, while the rest are okay, though granted some of them may either need restrictions or are considered heavy requirements.
  • Guan: Well, seems to me WHY you guys are less advanced in powers than us. It's like a god sharing his powers with mortals to make them superpowered beings. Splitting his own power into fragments to empower them. And quantonium is the god. I can actually see where the rumors of this Omnipotence Era came from. As we separated, YOU decided that powers should be restricted, simplified for easier control and understanding via MCodes, and even to prevent one from having too much power. Well, many of OUR undocumented powers HAVE given benefits to us. But you?
  • Tektite: Indeed. From what I read about the documented powers you have, you HAVE night-vision. THAT, is... KINDA irrelevant since MOST animals NATURALLY have it.
  • Exousias: Keyword, MOST. THAT'S why it exists. Animals that lack it naturally have use of it.
  • Tektite: Oh... Right. Don't see why night-vision itself was dropped. Maybe it was an evolutionary fluke, I don't know. But think about it. ALL these additional powers will allow Superiors to randomize more and become more unique in a WIDER variety of ways.
  • Exousias: And it also brings the same risk as having an Omnipotent Superior. Too much power can corrupt. I'm honestly not surprised why Kemism even EXISTS. You Hadesians are too careless for your own good.
  • Jem: "Whoa, easy on the racism, buddy!"
  • Exousias: "Ahem! Sorry, I had been priorly asked to, restrain my opinions to myself. I meant nothing personal by it. But, given that it's implied that you intend to retire that system, surely what I said isn't TOO offensive."
  • Jem quickly got to work to keep herself calm to avoid over-reacting. She was fairly warned the guy's a strong critic to Kemisum, so this was to be expected.
  • Jem:... (Deep breath)... Well... I guess 23% is better than 0%. Alright, guys, your job here is done.
  • Tektite: Thanks HEAPS, your highness.
  • Jem: Not a prob. Sorry not every undoc power got to be included.
  • Tektite: "Oh don't worry, Exousias gave his fair points, it was just nice to share them at all."
  • Jem:... (Deep breath)... Let's see about Electrum. See if SHE'S having any problems.

Later...

  • Electrum: LOOK, I DON'T CARE IF I'M ABSENT, YOU DO MY JOB HOW I WOULD DO IT, BUSTER! (She was on a phone as the one she was talking to spoke in squeaky inaudible dialogue)... THE BIG DEAL?!? THE BIG DEAL IS THAT PEOPLE IN HADES WILL THINK WE'VE GONE SOFT, AND THAT'S THE LAST THING I WANT THEM TO THINK! I WANT THE PEOPLE OF HADES TO REMEMBER THAT THEIR DEBTS ARE NOT TO BE SQUANDERED! YOU CUT EVERYONE'S POWER, CABLE, WATER, AND WHAT NOT UNTIL THEIR DEBTS ARE PAID, OR WE WILL BE REPOSSESSING THEIR PROPERTY! (The one on the phone spoke more) WELL, IT'S LESS MOUTHS TO FEED THEN! WITH THOSE FILTHY SOTERIANS HAVING STOLEN TOO MUCH FOR THEMSELVES, WE HAVE TO MAKE AN EXAMPLE OF HOW THE REAL WORLD WORKS! NOW I EXPECT IT DONE BY THE TIME I GET BACK!! GOOD, BYE! (She hung up as Jem flew in)... UGH! What has this world come to, your highness? You work all your life to keep everything fair, and yet people STILL demand MORE than they can afford to keep.
  • Jem: "..... Look, Elect, I'm aware you tend to be, annoyed with me about my, escapades-"
  • Electrum: "That's the kid-friendly version of it."
  • Jem: "And, I'm, probably the last person to try and tell you how to do your job as our economic type person, but.... I'm, not crazy for how you spoke to your stand-in about handling things."
  • Electrum: "..... Hold the phone. Are you..... Suddenly acting like a leader now and bringing a concern to a follower of yours?"
  • Jem: "I know what you're thinking: What is she all up about? Isn't she usually a mopey mess about her technically not-dad?"
  • Electrum: "That's only the less raunchy version of what I'm thinking."
  • Jem: "Well to that I say, I'm revisioning myself! I'm done being an angsty mess missing her dad and getting to Shenanigans, (Quietly) Though 50-50 on that part, (Openly) As it's time for me to be at least, 90% of being an actual leader while still being myself! And, at risk of being turned to gold.... I'm ordering you to call your stand-in and say you changed your mind about forcing debts! (Slightly nervous) Please?"
  • Electrum furrowed her eyes and slowly looked at Jem as she closed in, making Jem anxious......
  • Electrum: "........ I respect you for finally taking your mantle seriously, Jem."
  • Jem: "GAH, I'M SORRY, IT'S JUST IT'S NOT GONNA HELP REDUCE THE SOTER PROBLEM IF- Wait wha?"
  • Electrum: "Hey, just because I have a temper worse then a terrible storm, doesn't mean I'm some corrupt BITCH?! I mean, do you think I would MILDLY tolerate your shenanigans for this long up until now if I was that kind of c**t?! Kemism would not even LET ME be here if I was in it for the money!"
  • Jem: "...... So, that stuff about turning people to gold is just bluff?"
  • Electrum: "I, wouldn't say that. (Points to a golden statue collection of dept-dodgers and incompetent collectors) But I'll say I'm letting you get away with telling me how to do my job cause, well, that's kinda your job as our leader..... Well that and Talona will give me S*** if I do that to you. I'm on thin ice with her for the collection ALONE! I may be bigger than her, but, DAMN THAT RAPTOR'S SCARY, EVEN IN SPITE OF HER BACK CONDITION!! It's always the nice mild-mannered ones ya gonna look out for!"
  • Jem: "So, you're not gonna make your friend do those awful things?"
  • Electrum: "Just keep aware it's purely because of your orders. I'm not crazy of encouraging those freeloaders otherwise. At most I'm gonna ask him to go back to prolonging the debt back until I come back from your wedding. (Jem frowned).... Look, I get it, you think being like this is gonna give the Soters more friends, but we HAVE to be considerate of resources even in the BEST of times! The Soters are kinda stealing resources and are risking us to enter hard times! I have to be tough to keep even the better off of us from suffering it?!"
  • Jem: "Will it, help if I say that everything is only like this cause-"
  • Electrum: "Kemism is an outdated archaic mess of a philosophy that you were too scared to change out of fear of pissing on your father's grave? WELL GEE, HOW ELSE DID YA THING THE SOTERS ARE A PROBLEM THEN?!"
  • Jem: "Okay, first off, CHILL IT WITH THE TEMPER, OKAY?! Secondly..... What if I say my new idea to help Kemism retire might reduce that stress?"
  • Electrum: "..... Depends, what does this entail?"
  • Jem: You saw the news, didn't you? My ideas for Jemism?
  • Electrum:... Well, I was too busy to see it fully. Politics can be an inconvenience sometimes.
  • Jem: I know. But yeah, this idea of mine is supposed to bring Kemism into a more fair light so that everyone, INCLUDING the Soterians, can be happy. It'll be exactly the same as Kemism, except for one thing. People will be given a chance to redeem themselves to earn their dreams. Everyone's happy, and we can easily watch out for if ANYONE has the potential to become a supervillain, WITHOUT giving them a reason to BECOME one.
  • Electrum:... I have to admit, yes, that WOULD help. It pities me a bit to see people on the streets.
  • Jem: A BIT?!
  • Electrum: I MEAN A LOT, I, DRRGH!! What do you want from me?! Some of them even wanted to kill me for running them out of house and home. If it wasn't for my Midas Beams, I WOULD be dead, but like a pack of raptors, size and power can only do so much against them. With SOTERIANS?! Sometimes I get concerned when I try to get from home to work, or the other way around. They have it out for me for... UNDERSTANDABLE reasons. But a job is a job, debts are debts, bills are bills, loans are loans. It's not MY fault that's the reality. It's not MY fault you have to pay for everything you use at home. That's just real life. But if THIS can stop ALL of that? Then be my guest, and HURRY that plan of yours before ONE of them MANAGES to decapitate me!
  • Jem: ".... Okay. But you have to promise to ease up on the bad temper as well."
  • Electrum: ".... No absolute promises on that, but.... I will work on that."
  • Jem: Meh, better than nothing. Cheers. (She flew off)
  • Electrum: "..... (Sighs, and picks up-phone again and dials for the stand-in)..... Hello? Yeah, it's me again. I decided I changed my mind about forcing on the debt during my absence. Ya can go back to prolonging the debt. (Squeaky phone sounds) DON'T WORRY ABOUT THE DETAILS WHY I'M BACKPEDDLING?! All ya need to know is that I'm even deciding this at all! So work with it! BYE! (She hung up and slumped onto a sofa after size-shifting to the right size for it)... Ugh! Hades NEEDS help!

Meanwhile...

  • Moira: (Jem came in)... So, did helping out people make you feel better?
  • Jem: Depends.... Will Algor forgive me... If he knew about what I did to Grotch?
  • Moira:... I believe it is best you learn that yourself. A good soothsayer must know that revealing the future brings unrealistic expectations. One often meets their destiny on the path they take to avoid it. Thus, it will be best if you did not know.
  • Jem: Aw, come on!
  • Moira: No. Trust me. You'll thank me.
  • Jem: What, does he break up with me?!
  • Moira: Does he?
  • Jem:... (Sighs) Alright, I'll do it myself! (She tried)... What?
  • Moira: I KNEW you'd try that. That's why I restricted that from you until what I see happens.
  • Jem: AW, COME ON, MOIRA!!!
  • Moira: Have you seen ANY movie? You know what happens when one sees the future. They only end up making it happen, no matter what. That is' why, you cannot know.
  • Jem:... You... All you did was remind me of the pain I'm in!
  • Moira: You did that yourself. My claws are clean.
  • Jem: UGGGH!!! I... I... UGGGHH!!! JUST... UUUUUGHH!!! I mean, I know you soothsayer types are all about the cryptic shit, BUT IT MAKES IT HARD FOR ME TO UNDERSTAND YOU SOMETIMES?! It's, nothing against you personally, but, that being mysterious shit just drives me BONKERS?!
  • Moira: ".... Try to view it like this. If you knew the exact answers of the immediate future, it will not cure any anxiety you possess."
  • Jem: ".... Well, not like NOT knowing helps. If you don't mind Moi-Moi, I think I need to get this outta my mind even more now. Do you know where Tally is?"
  • Moira: Well, that's precisely what I wanted to talk about. Given how anxious you are, and the likelihood the truth will come out... She's going to tell the Lodgers and JTs.
  • Jem: WHAT?!?
  • Moira: Like-I said, it was going to come out sooner or later, so it's best to have it come out SOONER than later. You're all-powerful, perhaps you can beat her to them.
  • Jem:... Awwwwwwwwwww, F***-Sauce! (She teleported away)
  • Moira:... Sometimes being blind has perks, as you can see anything ELSE you want. (She chortled)

Lodger Van

  • Jem teleports in!
  • Jem: "TALLY, DON'T TELL THEM, I TOLD YOU ABOUT THAT DAY IN SUPER CONFIDENCE?!"
  • The Van was empty....
  • Jem: "..... Wow, I'm super early.... (Sees the Louger's in-van pool)..... OH MOTHER F*****G SWEET, THEY HAVE A POOL IN THIS THING?! THIS IS A ROCKING VAN, I GOTTA KNOW WHERE THEY GOT IT?!"
  • ???: Uh, RUDE! (The Lodgers showed up with the Justic Teens)
  • March Hare: Didn't your mother-... Uh... Father, tell you it's rude to break into people's homes, AND vehicles?
  • Mad Hatter: I'LL say it's rude. It's VERY VERY rude indeed.
  • Dormouse: Not even going to say it, we've said it so many times, it's old-hat to me now. No pun intended for the Hatter.
  • Jem: Sorry, uh... I just thought you guys were here already, and I couldn't resist seeing how LUXURIOUS you guys have it.
  • Jumba: It's not much, actually.
  • Jem: YOU KIDDING?! You guys must have a LOT to do when you go to different worlds. Where'd you even GET this?
  • Squidward: It's an Atlantean vehicle that used to be fuelled by... Are you ready for this... SONG!
  • Jem:... (She did this)
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  • Jem: WHAT, DID THESE 'ATLANTEANS' COME FROM THE WORLD OF SESAME STREET OR SOME S***?!?! AAAHAHAHAHAHAAAA!!!
  • Squidward: Yeah, sure, laugh it up. But we decided to go for regular fuel, and thanks to our mechanic Lexus on Futurasia, we applied algae-based biofuel.
  • Mushu: I'm surprised those CHILDREN who thought it was a brilliant idea to make SONG into fuel didn't consider THAT! Bottom line, it's something to laugh at' at the end of the day.
  • Jem: TELL me about it. Anyway, uh... Guys...
  • Talona: (She showed up) Guys!
  • Jem/Talona: There's something I gotta tell you! TALONA/JEM?! WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?! NO WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?! Okay, stop that!... I...... I- AW COME ON!!!
  • Jem: "Ugh! Okay, ME FIRST?! Tally, NOT COOL PLANNING TO SNITCH ON, THAT DAY TO THEM?!"
  • Talona: "Jem, they're going to find out anyway, so may as well break the news now before they find it in a way that misrepresents you!"
  • Jem: "Tal, just because you have a bad back (Turns into Omega-Ultra-Supreme Jem) DON'T MEAN I AIN'T AFRAID TO FIGHT YOU ON IT?! I'LL WRESTLE YA TO KEEP QUIET?!"
  • Talona: "You know, you freaking out like this is only gonna make them more curious-"
  • Jem: "SKIBBIDY BOP MMM DADA?! (Slams into Talona with a mini-nuke explosion as the Lougers and Teens had "WTF" faces on them, as now Jem had Talona into a stranglehold)"
  • Icky: "(Snickers), Did she seriously just said that meme?"
  • Jem: "SAY UNCLE, TALLY?!"
  • Talona: "YOU KNOW, (GAG), THIS IS WHY YOU HAVE BEEN BANNED FROM ALOT OF FIGHTING TORNIMENTS?!"
  • Yan Yan: "..... I feel like we should intervene for that."
  • Tane: "Awman, yasure, thisisafunfight! (Eats popcorn at fast speeds)!"
  • Yan Yan: YES!
  • Tane: AWWW!
  • Mushu: Uh-uh! NO way I'm going NEAR that all-powerful she-demon!
  • Chaos: Then allow ME! (He did that and got between them) ENOUGH!!!!
  • Jem: "HEY RELAX, I WASN'T GONNA KILL HER OR ANYTHING?! I DO THIS EVERY OTHER THURSDAY WITH HER WHEN I'M BORED?!"
  • Talona: "(Deadpan) To my sheer dismay."
  • Chaos:...
  • Bagheera: Ugh!
  • Sandy: You two need help!
  • SpongeBob: Absolutely. Now, what exactly is it you two are fighting about?
  • Jem: AW, GREAT! NOW THEY'RE ASKING! Way to go, Talona! I would've told them myself eventually.
  • Talona: I doubt that.
  • Jem: I WOULD HAVE! THAT'S WHY I EVEN CAME HERE!!!
  • Talona: WELL, I SAVED YOU THE TROUBLE OF SUFFERING THE LIKELY REACTIONS THEY'LL GIVE!! (They both argued until Bagheera did this, shaking up the surrounding area)
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  • Bagheera:... Ahem! Thank you! Now, what is it you BOTH wanted to talk about?!
  • Jem/Talona: "..... It's Grotch related. HEY?! I-"
  • Lord Shen: "ONE AT A BLOODY TIME, YOU TWO?!" (They both kept trying to talk until Mr. Krabs grabbed both their mouths)
  • Mr. Krabs: Now I'm GONNA let go of yer lips! And when I do, I want'cha to KINDLY and CALMLY, tell us what'chyas need to tell us! UNDERSTAND?
  • Jem/Talona: Mmm-hmm. (He did as their lips cartoonishly went down like the end of a balloon)...
  • Talona:... You know what? Go ahead, Jem. Their attention has been got anyway.
  • Jem: Alright. (She took a cartoonishly-deep breath and inflated herself before exhaling)... (She grabbed them all and put them inside a lot of seats as she got in front)... (Sighs)... Ever since I can remember, I've always been free-spirited and adventurous....

Flashback...

  • (Jem): I won a WHOLE lot of championships in my youth. I was roughly young when Dad was getting his laws off the ground, and they were widespread when I became an adult. He was omnipotent like me, and I was given that power too, despite my... Concern to the contrary. Regardless, I did whatever I could to support him, battling the controversy that flows through it every day. Unfortunately... Then came the day Dad was executed. See... He met Grotch after hearing so much about his modern impact across Kratos, and when I first saw them together... I got worried. They seemed like polar opposites. Grotch was the one who wanted to give the gift of powers to everyone, whereas Dad... He wanted to give powers to ONLY the worthy. I saw the differing viewpoints they had when Grotch TRIED to curb Dad's beliefs, and... I didn't want him getting involved with someone his complete opposite. It would only cause potential trouble. So... I did the only logical thing. I talked to the Kratosian Senate about it and hoped that they'd find a good compromise... Only to end up learning a month later that they ordered Grotch to arrest Dad, and... They had him executed. THIS WAS SO, NOT WHAT I HAD IN MIND?!
  • (Icky): "If it helps, maybe if you didn't got their attention, they might've still gone after him anyway. That's uh, to say, it's possible they were thinking of doing this to him anyway, and were just looking for an excuse to do it."
  • (Jem): Funny..... I have no trouble believing that. But, the prospect of that I may had pushed that along, it..... It made me feel worse. Part of me thought that day that it was all my fault, before I realized that they were just observing and judging Dad that entire month, as he committed acts worthy of treason, heresy, and religious fraud. It was their choice alone, as they feared someone like him earning Grotch's respect would threaten their way of life, and Grotch was not powerful enough to do anything about it. I was elected as his successor since I was a great asset to Hades, but... I just wasn't ready to be leader. When I found my teenage self overwhelmed by the responsibilities of running Hades... I ended up wanting revenge on him. I plotted it on his 1105th birthday, and I had gotten to his personal quarters. He was right where I wanted him, and I used an organ manipulation power on him, holding him square perfectly where I need to him to be to give him a piece of my f*****g mind... Before I realized he was planning a peace jubilee meant to act as an apology between our people and for Kem's death. I realized as I released him that... He truly DID feel sorry for killing my dad. It was something he was forced to do, and it was even the will of his citizens as well as the Senators got them on their side democratically. They had spoken and there was no denying them their decree.... That said, I never had an intention to, do him in, it was meant to be that I scare him out of office and, basically take over, ya know..... But that was back when I thought Grotch was a prick and back when I thought to be doing Kratos a favor.... I didn't meant for the organ manipulation to power.... End him. I, didn't realized the guy was at the point where he wasn't so durable anymore, I swear to Zeus on that! I thought he can still take hits?! I swear I-...... Point is....... I f****d up. BADLY! I realized that I accidentally shoved his ribs too close to his heart and with his aged body, it couldn't take it.... On top of getting my dad killed, I unintentionally caused Grotch to be dead too?! I mean, one can sadistically argue that if Hadesians can't have my dad, Kratos was due to not have Grotch anymore either, BUT I WASN'T GOING FOR THAT AT F*****G ALL?! With that, I, I couldn't bare the shame?! We separated for a while... But then... Something HORRIBLE happened days later...

Present

  • Jem: I was HORRIFIED beyond belief! I committed a murder! I... I didn't know what else to do, so I made it look like Grotch died of old age, I removed ALL the evidence on the true cause of his death, and... Well, Hades was born. I had to grieve and keep my father's legacy alive however I could and try and redeem myself ever since....
  • Tyrone:... Unbelievable! So YOU'RE the reason Grotch is dead!
  • Jem: "There, there wasn't even MEANT to be having death involved, I swear! I wanted to scare him outta office, I didn't figure the Organ Manipulation power would end up-"
  • Tyrone: "(Engages powers) Does it MATTER that everything only happened cause you didn't planned things better?! Even if you were not going for it, YOU, STILL, KILLED, GROTCH!? SAY WHAT YOU WANT ABOUT WHAT HE DID TO YOUR FATHER, AND, I PITY YOU FOR THAT, BUT..... HE WAS A F*****G HERO TO KRATOSIANS OTHERWISE?! HE ONLY DID WHAT HE DID TO KEM BECAUSE OF BULLS*** POLITICS?! HE COULDN'T AFFORD TO LOOK WEAK TO THE SENATORS OF THAT TIME?! HE DIDN'T WANNA LOOK LIKE HE WAS GONNA LET A QUESTIONABLE BELIEF SPREAD LIKE CANCER?!"
  • Ororo: "Tyrone, calm down, she said she didn't meant to?!"
  • Talona: "Jem, you should've let me handled this!"
  • Jem: "(Teary eyes) Please, (Soft sobs), I, I couldn't think straight! I, I was thinking with the mindset that Grotch was doing this on his free will, I-"
  • Tyrone: "I'M GONNA MAKE YOU WISH YOU STAYED IN HADES, OMNI-SUPERIOR?! (Charges, but Ororo and the Justic Teens pounced on him) OOF?!"
  • Jem lost herself to the tears as she broke into a cry....
  • Talona was quick to comfort her......
  • Talona: "...... Let me take things from here, Jem..... (To the Heroes)..... Please, I..... I know what Jem did was wrong, but..... What did you want her to do? Was she supposed to stand back and let what looked like a callous murderer of her father be haplessly celebrated?"
  • Ororo: "(After Tyrone was forced to back off)..... Look..... Jem....... I've been there....... I made the same mistake of mistaking Algor for a tyrant too, for banning Mimicry and inadvertently opening the floodgates of looking as if he was okaying discrimination of Mimics.... And that it cost my parents their previous jobs. Granted, obviously I didn't killed Algor, but..... I messed up all the same of ending up getting myself exiled into a vacation planet and being adopted by a freakshow owning pelican. But, our mistakes are, relatively samey. We both made bad calls cause we thought Kratos' leaders were bad people. You thought Grotch was a dirty friend betraying monster, and, I thought Algor was another Mimic hater! Overacting to his part in the Great Shake, did NOT helped."
  • Jem: "(Sniffles), But that's the thing?! YOU DIDN'T KILL AL?! Just, got yourself booted out?! I won't be so f*****g lucky of losing my memories and ending up being adopted by an eccentric weirdo!"
  • Ororo: "Hey, Uncle Pelly wasn't, THAT weird!.... Constant arguments with a talking crab aside. Won't argue-you about being eccentric though."
  • Jem: "Ororo, what I did, should've ignited A WAR BETWEEN SUPERIORS?! It could end up the ugliest mess ever since what the civil war with the criminal community COULD'VE ended up being?! It was why I made Hadesians leave to found Hades..... It..... (Cries), IT WAS AN ACT OF SELF-EXILE?! (Cries as Talona comforted her with shushes)...."
  • Meg: "...... Ty, that is reasonable enough proof that she didn't MEAN to kill Grotch."
  • Tyrone: "BUT SHE ADMITTED WANTING TO USURP HIM!"
  • Icky: "But it's in the same way of what you guys tried to do with Algor?! Because of being stupid teenagers, ya both thought you were going after the atypical asshole tyrant that screwed ya guys over! In Jem's mind, she thought she was going after someone that pulled a Scar on her father! Like how YOU guys wanted to get rid of Algor cause ya thought he was xenophobic to mimics!"
  • Pang Bing: "Exactly. She thought she was doing the right thing before the truth was known too late."
  • Tyrone: "BUT AT LEAST WE DIDN'T TRY TO KILL ALGOR! Granted, it wasn't the intention as we wanted a more humane justice of simply having him imprisoned, but-"
  • Icky: "WELL WHAT DID YA THINK SHE WANTED TO DO?! SHE WANTED TO MAKE GROTCH LEAVE POWER IN SELF-SHAME AS SOMETHING MEANT TO MAKE THE GUY REGRET KILLING KEMMY BOY?! She just, didn't planned on your monkey Zeus-Jesus to be so DAMN OLD THAT HE CAN'T TAKE HIS HEART BEING CONTROLLED BY SOMEONE NOT EVEN TRYING TO KILL HIM?! AND WHO COULD?! SUPERIORS HERE HAVE NO CLEAR LIMIT TO THEIR POWERS! ESPECIALLY ONES WHO LIVE AS LONG AS HE DID!"
  • Tyrone:... Well, still, she SHOULD'VE expected it.
  • Icky: Uh, HELLO?! TEEN! THEY TEND TO BE STUPID!! I know that that doesn't sound flattering as a defense, but hear me out! Just ask Star Butterfly, THE ONE WHO DESTROYED MAGIC LAST YEAR BECAUSE OF THE TEENSY EXCUSE THAT IT WAS DOING MORE HARM THAN GOOD, BUT THE ONES TO TRULY BLAME ARE THE ONES WHO ABUSE IT! NOW SHE HAS TO PUT UP WITH THE CONSEQUENCES FOR THE REST OF HER LIFE!
  • Jem:... I GUESS that explains why my powers weren't working for a while. I know powers and magic are linked because of a quantum-based substance like quantonium.
  • Tyrone: WELL, BEING A TEENAGER IS HARDLY AN EXCUSE!
  • Icky: "Well then by that logic, YOU GUYS HAD NO REAL EXCUSE FOR GOING AGAINST ALGOR TOO?! SEE HOW EASY THAT GETS TURNED AGAINST YOU?!"
  • Tyrone: "BUT AT LEAST IT DIDN'T ENDED WITH ALGOR DYING, YOU UGLY-"
  • SpongeBob: Okay, I'm TIRED of this constant yelling! Tyrone! You should understand! She was put in a HUGE situation. She was a teenager who had JUST been put in charge of her home, OUT OF NOWHERE! With all that happened, HOW COULD YOU EXPECT HER TO ACT RATIONALLY AFTER THAT?! YOU WENT THROUGH A SIMILAR THING WITH ALGOR, AND BECAUSE YOU WERE THE ONLY ONE TO AVOID MEMORY-LOSS, YOU SHOULD'VE AT LEAST GROWN UP!!
  • Squidward: Then again, all these years, you didn't recognize the reasons he banned power mimicry, so... Yeah, no WONDER you're acting like SUCH A CHILD!
  • Tyrone: Says the ones who treat fights like a game and think strategy and cheating are the same thing!
  • Tane: OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH-
  • Everyone: SHUT UP!!!
  • Tane:... Sorry!
  • Lord Shen: "If it helps Tyrone, we are aiming to amend those quirks in our revaluation. Now, by all means, don't care for Jem's actions, but at least give her beneficial doubt that she only did what you bunch were no better in doing, whether or not the intentions ended fatally aside! (Tyrone sighed dejected, slightly getting the idea but none the less happy with it)."
  • SpongeBob: Now, point is, you HAVE to give Jem some slack! Teenagers make mistakes ALL the time, and she at least TRIED to make up for it, by arranging this marriage. She was even clever to arrange this marriage at a future generation. I mean, not that it was INTENTIONAL, but still. It gives her the SLIGHTEST chance of redemption!
  • Tito:... Well, damn! This was quite the bombshell drop.
  • Ororo: Regardless, we can't tell Algor!
  • Talona: WHAT?! We both agreed that it had to be done! (Titus was seen watching them in a hidden location recording their conversation with his phone)
  • Ororo: Yeah, I get that, but NOT RIGHT AWAY! Algor, LOOKS UP TO GROTCH! It would SHATTER him, and in turn, THE WEDDING! Our chance to bring peace between Kratos and Hades WILL BE RUINED! (Titus was intrigued)
  • Scarlett: I'm afraid she's right. He can't handle the truth yet.
  • Tyrone: Are you kidding? He won't handle the truth EVER! The truth is going to come out SOONER than later, and if we don't tell him, who's to say any spying bad guy will do it and ruin the wedding?! We could end up accused of CONSPIRACY! I'm saying it's better to yank off that puss-riddled bandaid NOW and having to contend with immediate wounds than let it get worse!
  • Ororo: "Oh, so you think risking a war's better than leaving Algor in the dark until we can find a way to introduce this in a way he can't flip out?!"
  • Tyrone: ".... I mean, yeah, risking a war with Superiors that're okay with Omnipotence and other things we illegalized DOES have the potential to really go south against us, but it's not any better than risking a bad guy to drop that truth bomb and risk it anyway?!"
  • Ororo: WE DON'T HAVE A CHOICE!! Everything we worked so hard for will be WASTED if he found out. He'll kick Jem out of his life and NEVER want anything to do with her again! And even if that war never comes to pass if Algor gets in a good enough mood to not go further with such, Kratos and Hades will be separated, FOREVER, FOR GOOD!!! We HAVE to wait!
  • Tyrone: I-
  • Ororo: No, save the excuses, Tyrone! Jem deserves forgiveness, and if you aren't willing to give it, then maybe you shouldn't be with the Justic Teens. So, it's HER or US!
  • Icky: "Aw gees, Ory, did ya have to play the "Either play the big risk gamble with us or we're not friends anymore" card? THAT ALWAYS MAKES THINGS WORSE LATER?!"
  • Tyrone: "..... Am I, seriously, being asked to put aside the fact a respected figure died in the hands of what is basically an immature pterosaur, in return to not getting kicked out of the team we've built?!"
  • Ororo: "......"
  • Icky: "Told ya."
  • Lord Shen: "NOT HELPING, YOU IDIOT?!"
  • Ororo: "..... Ty, I'm not ignorant to what happened to Grotch being terrible, but.... Try looking at this logically like I know you like to do. Even if Jem did, ABSOLUTELY NOTHING and decided to be her idea of what a good daughter is, I mean..... 1105 was a freaking long time, and, Grotch was CLEARLY very old at this point. It'd be hard to say if he would've lived beyond that anyway. I mean, he died from something that wasn't even SUPPOSE to kill him! That..... That may imply that Grotch was, on his last legs anyway. At most, Jem is only guilty of.... Unintentional aid in getting to death already."
  • Tyrone was thinking about it.
  • Ororo: "Also..... The threat of kicking you only came because, well, you've kinda been hard to work with from the start. You distrusted Jem the very moment you heard she was an Omni-Sup, you over-reacted to the crater thing, and, other things I can't fully say in front of Talona and Jem just yet, and just now, you TRIED TO ATTACK HER?! May I ask for your beef, man?"
  • Tyrone: ".... Basically the same with what happened in the Paramount mission?! WE'RE STARTING TO GET RECKLESS AND CARELESS?! Tane is becoming too fast to the point he can involuntarily time travel when with another speedster, Scarlett was quick to mess with the past to try and bring back a favorite hotel by preventing a fatal mistake, Meg has been getting rather physical and easily angered, and Walt's....... Walt! And you Ororo..... Well, I can't think of anything wrong with you..... AND THAT'S THE THING?! You barely contributed in terms of using your power, not with Paramount, not with Medusasaurus, not even in the missions before that?!"
  • Icky: "Wow, subtle way to address that the plot hasn't seriously used Ororo's power yet without being aware of the 4th wa- (Shen smacked him) PLACCCH?!"
  • Tyrone: "I'M ACTING THIS WAY CAUSE WE'RE IN DANGER OF BECOMING A FAILED HERO TEAM?! I KNOW HOW IT ALL WORKS?! It starts when they start getting slobby and make mistakes, THEN ALL IT TAKES IS THE MOTHERLODE OF ALL MISTAKES TO FINALLY KILL THE TEAM FOR GOOD, METATHORICALLY OR OTHERWISE, DEPENDS ON WHAT HAPPENS?! AND I'M WORRIED THAT, THIS WHOLE THING ABOUT THE HADESIANS COMING BACK, AND CONSTANTLY DISCOVERING THAT THINGS ARE BECOMING INCREASINGLY FRAGLE, DOWN TO EVEN THAT JEM CONFUSED TO THE MANSLAUGHTER OF KRATOS' BELOVED FIGURE?! I'M, I'M WORRIED THIS IS GONNA BE THE THING THAT'S GONNA KILL THE GROUP!?"
  • Po: "...... You wanna know what else is a troupe for failing hero teams?..... The guy that worries too much that it creates division with the others?! THAT'S WHAT YOUR BEING NOW?! (Tyrone realized that)..... Now, do the others have problems? Yeah, and they need to be addressed, ESPEICALLY SINCE YOU SAID TANE CAN UNKNOWNINGLY TIME TRAVEL FROM GOING TOO FAST?!"
  • Spongebob: "Speaking of which, you might wanna get that addressed before he ends up taking ya to some time period dangerously impourent for why the present is what it is and-"
  • Tyrone: (He telepathically froze Tane)... DAMMIT, I erased his memory of that moment, and I realized we JUST reminded him of it! (He erased the memories again)... But regardless, problem solves. Now, back to the point. FINE! You all made your point. But... I'm just worried is all. Since the 2019 Magic Fritz, I felt we were all losing our edge. It's 2020, and it feels like we're passe.
  • Ororo:... Maybe we are. But if you're concerned, why not act like a leader and fix it?
  • Tyrone: I'm a little iffy on using my powers to fix it.
  • Ororo: Whoa, I never said do it THAT way!
  • Tyrone: OH THANK ZEUS!! I feel things like that are SO wrong.
  • Walt: Ah, to TARTARUSSHH with thosshhe ethicssh. The point of sshuperpowerssh issh that you USSHHE them, and usshhe them RIGHT!
  • Ororo: Walt, please don't give him ideas. We're TRYING to give the message that Jem is not a bad person even when she DID accidentally kill Grotch. (Titus smiled and fled)
  • SpongeBob: But the point still stands. We have to wait to tell Algor the truth. We just need to be careful about it.
  • Jem: Why? Medusasaurus is down for the count. There's not exactly a reason to worry here. You guys saved the day, so we can get the wedding over with soon.
  • Lord Shen: I certainly hope so. After THIS revelation, I fear it may be harder than we thought. So long as we can keep it that way, it should be okay from here on out.

Later...

  • Titus: Hey, Kyne?
  • Kyne: (He was playing cards with the others)... Oh, uh, yes, Titus? Any news? Better yet, any worth mentioning?
  • Titus: Oh, most certainly. You're NOT going to believe this. Look what I managed to record.
  • Kyne: A recording?
  • Gallagher: Oh boy.
  • Rance: AAHH YEAH, BLACKMAIL, BITCHES!!!
  • Talman: (Sighs)
  • Kyne: Well, by all means, play it! (He dropped his phone as it played everything in the conversation, having all five of them shocked)...  SHE-killed Grotch?
  • Cable: Zeus' holy s***!
  • Rance: Awwww, boy!
  • Kyne:... Is... Is this real, or am I being psyched?
  • Titus: I'm afraid it's true. I heard it myself. And, given Algor looked up to him...
  • Kyne: Ahhh.... I'm hearing-you. I believe we can make THIS work to our advantage.... In fact, it may spare us of doing a risky move of assassinating her at the wedding.
  • Titus: "Indeed. Why bother with needless blood-spilling when we can expose a rather, ugly past to Algor, and as an added feature, make the misfits look like double-crossers in the process. They are after all already on thin-ice with them for even suspecting Jem."
  • Cable: "SO WE WASTED MAKING AN OMNILASER DISGUISED AS LIGHTSHOW LASERS FOR NOTHING?!"
  • Titus: "That's not to say we're wasting our investment of time with them, by all means. They will be good as a defensive measure in case we would need insurance of any, backlash from Jem."
  • Kyne: Well, we MIGHT want to keep the laserlight Omnilaser on standby in case Algor ACTUALLY forgives her.
  • Cable: Are you kidding? Why would he forgive her for accidentally killing his idol?
  • Kyne: Because it's a trope at this point. I mean, we don't know it'll happen, but it's a DISTINCT possibility. I just HOPE we don't have to kill her.
  • Titus: I'm afraid we might as well have to. Like they said, they ONLY intend to tell him the truth at the right time. Even so, I have a feeling that SOME of what they said WILL convince him of forgiveness. It's a matter of simple linguistics. Use the right words, and you can break or heal anyone. But I'm afraid we MUST play it carefully. We can't just tell Algor IMMEDIATELY.
  • Rance: AW, WHY NOOOT?! IT'S SO EASY!!
  • Titus: Yes, but ALSO, SUPER suspicious. It would make us look like snoopy jerks if we told him right away. THAT in turn would expose us. So we must make it LOOK like we learned this secret NATURALLY at the right time. Simple as that.
  • Kyne:... I admire that brilliant mind of yours, Titus.
  • Rance: "Ugh, it's a time-waster if ya asked me."
  • Kyne: No, he's right. If we tell him right away, he won't believe us, and it'll give us away IMMEDIATELY.
  • Cable: We HAVE the evidence RIGHT IN TITUS' HANDS! Why don't we show that to him?!
  • Titus: Because he'll shrug it off as doctored technopathy.
  • Cable: "...... Ugh?! Fair enough for THAT much at least?! Sometimes it's ANNOYING on how certain powers complicate something as easy as showing evidence?!"
  • Rance: "I know, right? It's annoying to me too! So, uh, what are we gonna do, bosses?"
  • Cable: Yeah, guys, what are we gonna do?
  • Titus: Don't tell us how to lead you guys!
  • Rance: "Hey you're the ones who said we can't go quickly with this! Hey, here's an idea, why not go to Grotch's statue or that core thing they have? His spirit's in both of them-"
  • Titus: "BAH! As is Grotch is willing to aid in our affairs even if it corrects a misconception about him! Besides, he doesn't believe in holding grudges on even someone who caused his death, AND he would acknowledge that Jem only acted that way CAUSE OF EXECUTING KEM?! He would argue that he brought that to himself and would deem it "The Universe's complicated yet poetic sense of karmatic justice" or however he would f*****g put it in his fortune cookie advice talk."
  • Rance:... Okay, fair point. Then, how do we make the truth come out naturally?
  • Titus:... We have someone else investigate and expose the lies FOR us. Someone who is equally loyal to Grotch. Someone who would be as devastated to the truth as Algor would. Someone like... The Super Ops.
  • Kyne: Well, while that COULD work, they're already on high alert after that time with Medusasaurus. They'll be too focused on the wedding to do anything now. So we may as well stay AWAY from them right now.
  • Titus: Alright, fair point.
  • Gallagher: Then who could be gullible enough to do our work for us?
  • Titus: "..... I hear talk that the Super Ops have, the three worse recruits to ever embarrass their existence because rich entitled billionaires grabbed them by their financial crotch and forced them into letting them in as rookie-classes."
  • Kyne: "This would be....?"

Elsewhere, Super Ops training area.

  • A Fat Pig in Super Ops armor he BARELY even fits was seen eating donuts as wildly as Clawhauser does.
  • A Rooster came in grumbling angerly as he sat down on the same chair.
  • Rooster: "Damn dirty Hadesians?! I know they're up to something, I- (Sees the Pig)..... BUTTZMART, WHAT DID I TELL YOU ABOUT EATING LIKE A PIG?!"
  • Buttzmart: "Oh, uh..... But I am a pig, Penis."
  • Rooster: "ENIS?! ENIS?! IT'S JUST ENIS, YOU IDIOT?!"
  • Buttzmart: "Ohhhhhh...... I thought it was 'penis'."
  • Enis: "(Slams face-first into the table) Ugggggggggggggggggh. I have to change my F*****G NAME!?"
  • An Albino Baboon showed up.
  • Albino Baboon: "Good morrow, Jamon & Peter, on this Grotch's blessed day."
  • Buttzmart: "Hey Buttuskisserini."
  • Enis: "And the party's not complete without Grotch's zealot!"
  • Buttuskisserini: "Ahh, I see you are still uncertain about the Hadesians, I see?"
  • Enis: "Oh gee, what about the FREAKING ATTACK THAT HAPPENED CAUSE OF THE MUTANT SNAKE LADY?!"
  • Buttzmart: "Well, I mean, that could be just a fluke, Penis-"
  • Enis: "EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEENIS?!"
  • Buttzmart: "Oh, sorry, let me try again.... It could be just a fluke, EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEENIS?!"
  • Enis: "....... Ya cannot be this f*****g retarded. I mean, I can't believe I'm stuck with you losers?! I joined this group to treat assholes how I please and make the hens have sex with a man in uniform?! What am I doing with a choir boy and a country fair champion?!"
  • Buttzmart: "Really? Where?"
  • Enis: "...... I WAS TALKING ABOUT YOU TWO, DUMBASS?!"
  • Buttzmart: "No, Penis, My name is Buttzmart-"
  • Enis: "EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEENIS?!"
  • Buttzmart: "Oh right, my name is Buttzmart, EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEENIS!?"
  • Enis: "(Frustrated groan)?!"
  • Buttuskisserini: "My brothers in arms, please! We must keep faith for Grotch's grand design for us to one day become the greatest of his beloved Super Ops, the crown jewel of his legacy."
  • Enis: OKAY, I CANNOT TAKE THIS OBSESSION WITH GROTCH RIGHT NOW, NOR BUTTZ'S STUPIDITY!!! Is there a REASON you came here?! And SO HELP ME ZEUS IF IT INVOLVES GROTCH LIKE YOUR NAMESAKE SUGGESTS!!!
  • Buttuskisserini: Uh, my REAL name is, BUMPKINST! People who're just too easily bemused just CALLED me that. AND YOU ARE BRINGING BACK PAINFUL MEMORIES! Are you all going to bully me with that name and crush my dreams like THEY did?
  • Enis: Uh, BK?
  • Buttuskisserini: Because right now, all I see is just only THE UNENLIGHTENED talking to me, crushing my dreams of keeping my idol's legacy alive.
  • Buttzmart: Yeah, man, are you trying to crush her dreams? I thought you were better than that! Not cool, P-
  • Enis: "DON'T EVEN F*****G START AGAIN?!"
  • Buttuskisserini: (With a super-sad face) I can't believe you, Enis, after I got you a gift for helping me GET THIS FAR!
  • Enis: Really? You're REALLY going to pull that emotional manipulation crap on me? You're just being overdramatic here, BK, we ALL know that's not the SLIGHTEST bit true. All I'm saying is, WORSHIP GROTCH ON YOUR OWN TIME!!!
  • Buttzmart: I thought this was about his name.
  • Enis: Yeah, that too. BOTH, do BOTH!
  • Buttuskisserini: Alright, fine. Listen, you two, we're NOT going to be the best around and make the Super Ops take us seriously if all we do is bicker and moan like children. That is NOT the G... Super-Ops way.
  • Buttzmart:... Well then, what is? This? (He hugs Enis super-tight)
  • Enis: AHUAAAAHHHHGH!! CHOKING, NOT BREATHING!! AAHHKKKKK!!!
  • Buttzmart: Oh, uh, sorry.... That's a no, then?
  • Buttuskisserini: Yes, it's a no.
  • Enis: WHY DO WE EVEN HAVE HIM AROUND?!? HE MESSES THINGS UP A LOT!!!
  • Buttuskisserini: Yes, but we cannot fire him for it. He is a valued member of our family, and we DON'T get rid of family.
  • Enis: WE AREN'T A FAMILY, BK! We're more like a team of Super-Ops agents who are quite frankly the BANE of their existence who're only here cause each of our rich parents grabbed the Ops by the balls and made them accept us! Not helping we have the MOST EASY-TO-MOCK NAMES IN EXISTENCE!! Also, WHY DEFEND HIM?! You treat him like he's some special-needs kid, when really he just had a permanent head-concussion from using his powers carelessly.
  • Buttuskisserini: That's almost offensive, Enis. We have to make a good image for each other here. That is what Grotch wanted for every Superior on the planet and-
  • Enis: WHAT DID I SAY ABOUT THE GROTCH S***?!?
  • Buttuskisserini: I AM AWARE OF YOUR FRUSTRATION, ENIS, BUT MY DEVOTION HAS PURPOSE!! MY FAMILY SERVED ALONGSIDE HIM LONG AGO AND KEEP HIS LEGACY ALIVE, WHETHER THROUGH MUSEUMS, OR FROM MY RELIGIOUS SIDE OF THE FAMILY! WHAT DO YOU WANT FROM ME?!
  • Enis: For ya to get you over this obsession?
  • Buttuskisserini: Oh hahaha, HA! You sadly unenlightened poultry! Look, we're getting off the subject. If we WANT to be the best around, we NEED a case that can get us the respect we deserve.
  • Buttzmart: "Can it be till after my donuts?"
  • Buttuskisserini: "(Sighs), Yes, after your donuts- (Sees something)..... Uh, Jamon, you uh, you have something stuck inbetween your neck rolls, (Buttzmart starts tapping his rolls for it) Alittle to left, uh, follow my finger, go right where- (Buttzmart grabbed the stuck donut)"
  • Buttzmart: "OH! (Pulls it out) There ya are, you little dickens?! Been looking for YOU for WEEKS! (Chomps it in' to the disgust of Enis and Buttuskisserini)...."
  • Enis: "...... Pluck my life, I may never eat donuts again from seeing that."
  • ???: ATTTTTENTION?!"
  • Aaron and Kafka came in.
  • Aaron: "Alright new recruits, I'M STILL IN A PISSY MOOD TODAY SO I WANNA DO ANOTHER TRAINING FIGHT WHERE I KICK YOUR ASSES?!"
  • Kafka: "You know that's not very productive of their time."
  • Aaron: "WELL I NEED SOMETHING TO FEEL BETTER ABOUT BEING, HUMILIATED BY THAT SNAKE VERSION OF ONE OF THE LIZARDS FROM JURASSIC PARK?!"
  • Kafka: "The correct term is-"
  • Aaron: "SPARE ME THE DINO NERD S***, KAFFY?! I'M IN A S****Y MOOD?!"
  • Enis: "(Quietly) Oh Zeus dammit, it's the frog idiot again!"
  • Buttuskisserini: "(Quietly) Keep your voices down, and maybe he can't hear-"
  • Buttzmart: "HEY AARON OL' BUDDY, WANNA DONUT TO FEEL BETTER?!"
  • Enis: "YOU F*****G IDIOT?! HE'S GONNA KICK OUR ASSES TO QUELL A TANTRUM!?"
  • Aaron: "Annnnnnnnnd thank you three for volunteering, litterally the worse guys the Super Ops recruited."
  • Buttuskisserini: "(Sighs), You know, Master Aaron, your girlfriend speaks true, this is not a productive use of recruits-"
  • Aaron: "DON'T CARE, ASS-KICKING STARTS NOW!! (Charges for the trio, of which Buttus and Enis screamed like girls as Buttzmart just happily waved a donut thinking Aaron wants one) HERE COMES THE FROG?!"
  • Buttzmart: Oh, wait! (He literally belly-flopped him into a wall)... Heh. LOVE my super-strength, AND super-inflatable belly. I can inflate my body like a wombat.
  • Enis: Uh, Buttz, wombats don't do that. That's just an Internet lie.
  • Buttzmart:... Oh. Well wouldn't it be cool if they DID?!
  • Enis: It'd be embarrassing is what it'd be. Look, Aaron, sir, we're sorry, but this is NOT the way to quell your anger. What are you even angry about, anyway?
  • Buttuskisserini: "Enis, he specifically referenced something of a, "Spitting Lizard from Jurassic Park", of which I think he meant our close call with Medusasaurus."
  • Enis: "..... Ohhhh yeah, the Hadesian Mutant bitch. I couldn't take what he said seriously enough cause it just sounded like he was just throwing a tantrum and ergo I tuned it out."
  • Aaron was getting angrier as his light powers got more intense!
  • Aaron: "Grrrrrrr?! YOU, IDIOTS, COULDN'T EVEN LET ME JUST HAVE A MOMENT OF KICKING YOUR ASS?!"
  • Kafka quickly got to him and held him, calming him down and that of his power....
  • Enis: "...... No seriously, what the f***'s the frog's malfunction?"
  • Kafka: "..... He, felt awful about losing to Medusasaurus and being denied a chance to redeem the failure of losing to her if you ILL-CHOICES for the Super Ops are THAT curious about it."
  • Buttuskisserini: "Ahhh yes, you're a victim of bruised-ego. Master Aaron, at least be at ease of Medusasaurus being contained at all vs. being able to get away with her misguided plans."
  • Enis: "Though honestly it would've been nice if the last of Kem's disgusting legacy died this day."
  • Aaron: "WHAT GOOD IS THAT IF I ENDED UP LOOKING LIKE I WAS HELPLESS?! IT, IT MADE ME FEEL LIKE A WEAKLING?!"
  • Enis: "Oh boohoo, Kermit?! Maybe I should ask Miss Piggy about where the world's smallest violin is!"
  • Buttuskisserini: "Enis, do NOT be rude to the one who has served Grotch's successor!"
  • Enis: "Ya do still remember he just tried to kick our asses on a tantrum about losing to a dirty Hadesian, right? At least Buttz did something PRETTY worthy of the-Lodgers."
  • Buttzmart: Thank you!
  • Kafka: (Sighs) Well it DOES teach Aaron to not resort to violence. Aaron, sweetheart, you have to drop things like this. Don't forget the incident with James.
  • Aaron: I haven't forgotten, but even with all these years, ADDED by the brief loss of my powers last' years because of that STAR BUTTERFLY BITCH, it's been HARD for me.
  • Kafka: (Sighs) Look, I'm sure I'll bring it up to Chance soon when he's back from his... Confidential-mission with Phlegethon.
  • Aaron: Heh. ALMOST gave me a chance to lead had it not been for my... Checkered past not being completely washed away yet. Tracker is not that bad a substitute leader, I admit. But, who am I to talk back against the platypus that leads us?
  • Enis: Sucks to be you, Aaron.
  • Aaron: "Shut up, Penis."
  • Enis: "EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEENIS?!"
  • Buttzmart: "Yeah, you heard him! It's EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEENIS?!"
  • Enis: "...... LOOK WHAT YOU MADE ME DO?!"
  • Aaron: (Scoffs)
  • Enis: OH, THAT'S FUNNY?!
  • Buttuskisserini: Aaron, can you PLEASE give us a better reason to be in our presence than blowing off steam?
  • Aaron: "Honestly, it was only to legitly kick ass as a means of cooling down."
  • Buttuskisserini: "..... Good to know our time was wasted otherwise. Again, had you not been close to Grotch's successor, I'd be, slightly more opinionated, and aggressive in response. That said.... At least it's good to know that apparently WE are not the only "Questionable Choices" for the Super Ops. (The trio walked off)....."
  • Aaron: "..... I, cannot get a read on those guys. I mean, what's their deal anyway?"
  • Kafka: They were brought in because their families were rich and did some hustling to get them in. Buttuskisserini's family got it well because they were one of the most famous families to fight for Grotch in the beginning era of Superiors. The Braveharts as they were called until generations of maiden name changes were famous in their own right and deserved respect for their accomplishments.
  • Aaron: And the farm animals?
  • Kafka: Enis comes from a family of government quantonium salesmen, even when their origins were... Really coming from deep manure. They were once farmers during the Kratosian Civil War after the Big Shake aiming to provide for the people against the campaign of Kilopann. And Buttzhart... Which is ACTUALLY supposed to be Butchhart if it weren't for that concussion from careless power use... He is the son of a long line of superpower fight club wrestlers, who in turn came from people from the golden ages of Grotch who aimed to train everyone on the planet to use their powers for the benefit of Superior kind.... As you can see, they aren't exactly the finest the families produced.
  • Aaron: Understatement.
  • Kafka: BUT, they have shown they aren't COMPLETE pushovers. Take a look at BK. He has the skill to prove his heritage. He's a religious missionary for Grotch, yes, but that is matched only by his ability to persist, keep on task, and keep his two compatriots in line. It may not be clear now, but they CAN likely have their time.
  • Aaron: "And yet here they are, still rookies."
  • Kafka: It's never been a quick process, even WITH powers. BK is good enough to be a great leader. He does WELL to keep the others in line, and if they succeed long enough, they may just-
  • Aaron: Okay, I get it. But, I don't think I'll live long enough for THAT to happen.
  • Kafka: You'd be surprised what even drooling imbeciles can do. After all... There's no such thing, as idiot-proof. Not even for our enemies.
  • Aaron: "Whatever! So any ideas on how I'm supposed to fix my rage for being treated like a weakling NOW?!"
  • Kafka: We DO have training dummies.
  • Aaron: That's how I ALWAYS did my stress relief.
  • Kafka:...

Later...

  • Aaron: (He saw that they were holographically made to look like the trio)... KAFKA, I LOVE YOU SO MUCH! (He kissed her cartoonishly) ALRIGHT, C***-LICKS!! IF YOU EVER HIT THE BROADSIDE OF A BARN, I KNOW A GOOD TAXIDERMIST!! GET THE F***HEAD STUFFED AND MOUNTED FOR YOU!! ALRIGHT, YOU MORONS! LET'S EFFING DANCE!! (He beat them up like mad as Kafka watched a tiny bit disturbed along with the three)
  • Enis:... Yikes. THAT'S how much he hates us, huh?
  • Buttzmart: Eh, glad I'm not THAT me right now.
  • Buttuskisserini: So is the impact of Grotch's wisdom.
  • Enis: (Sighs)
  • Buttzmart: Aw, let him be who he wants to be, Penis.
  • Enis: (Dubbed as Francis) Enis, ENIS! (In his face) ENIS!!!
  • Kafka: COOL IT!!! (Enis raspberried at him until Kafka looked sternly)... Now then, I can at least give you three something to do.
  • Buttzmart: YAY!
  • Kafka: IF you can handle it.
  • Buttuskisserini: Agent Kafka, we can handle ANYTHING.
  • Kafka: In that case, you could be useful for doing some patrols in the carnival.
  • Enis:... Really? Ya want us to patrol a stupid carnival-
  • Buttuskisserini: Done.
  • Enis: BK!!
  • Buttuskisserini: At least it's better than nothing to do at all but be jokes and humiliate the Super-Ops more than they already have with Medusasaurus.
  • Enis: And be laughed at more than the other clowns there are given our NAMES?! If those ASSHOLES in school didn't label us for life with their derogatory immature WORDPLAY, we'd have been taken seriously the MOMENT we were hired!
  • Buttuskisserini: Good idea, Enis.
  • Enis: Good idea what?

Later...

  • Enis: (The three were undercover as clowns)... Really?
  • Buttuskisserini: Well, our names are at least good for SOMETHING. Be thankful I thought of that.
  • Enis: Oh, yeah, as if MY derogatory name is something the kids should hear.
  • Buttzmart: Well at least I can call you Penis now, Penis.
  • Enis: EE... (Deep cartoonish breath)... Suck it up, Enis. He never learns.
  • Buttzmart: "So, guys, can we try out the funnel cake? I hear that's like donuts, but different!"
  • Enis: Well, if it'll keep you focused on the task at hand, then fine.
  • Buttzmart: YAY!
  • Enis: (Sighs)
  • Buttuskisserini: Let's just be sure to keep our cover here.
  • Enis: Well, DUH! We can't risk the Hadesians to know that-
  • Buttzmart: "(At a Funnel Cake Stand) Hello, Citizen! Can I get a Super Ops Discount for your funnel cake?"
  • Enis: "..... (Facepalms)! FUCK?!"
  • Buttuskisserini: "(Sighs), There goes our ability to be a secret, frankly." (They were being watched by Titus and the four Iguanodons)
  • Titus:... See? They can be of TREMENDOUS use to us. With the right words, they'll investigate the true cause of Grotch's death, and Jem will be ruined.
  • Rance: Heheh. I like the pig guy. He's funny. But it'll be MUCH funnier soon.
  • Titus: Just make it natural.
  • Cable:... I think I have an idea. Everyone? Follow my lead. (The Iguanodons went out undercover as citizens and walked around them while Buttzhurt had his funnel cake)... Can you BELIEVE this crazy rumor that Grotch's death was not of old age? (The three overheard) I mean, I get gossip can be s***, but, it tends to play mind games. We NEVER know which ones are true because of it.
  • Gallagher:... (He got the idea)... Oh, yeah. It's just insane. But... Who would be heartless enough to murder Grotch?
  • Talman: No idea. But if you ask me... It MIGHT have been someone who loved Kem and his ways so much, that his execution in Grotch's hands would... PUSH them to the breaking point. It's just a matter of taking advantage of his 1105 years of living, and his fractured bodily functions. Even a SIMPLE telekinetic act on the body could break him.
  • Enis:... (Sees Buttuskisserini looking concerned).... Kalvin, don't listen to them, it's just gossip. You can't trust that kind of malarkey.
  • Gallagher: (Smiles)... Still, it's gossip. It's NOT worth mentioning. Gossip ruins lives.
  • Cable: Well, gossip DOES have advantages. Like that s*** with global warming. Gossip DID say it doesn't exist, but it really does. If it DIDN'T, OUR species wouldn't have existed. MANY of us evolved FROM global warming. Gossip helps people recognize that ignorance is bliss. Frankly, I'm glad that THIS came from filthy gossiping. I mean, THIS evidence seems WAY too fake. Technopathy obviously. Who in their RIGHT mind would believe this s***? (Buttuskisserini heard the recording Titus had)
  • Rance: HAH! Yeah. Nobody would EVER believe this crap.
  • Cable: Absolutely NOBODY! NO ONE would dare do this to Grotch, let alone someone as venerable as JEM! She's WAY too harmless for that. And bringing those harmless JTs and Lodgers into it? Shameful. JUST, SHAMEFUL! When are people going to get a life?!
  • Gallagher: Heh, I'm sure they'd answer that with 'there is no life better than this'. PSSH! Like we said, MALARKEY! (They laughed and left)
  • Buttuskisserini:......
  • Enis:.... Look, Kal, those assholes LITTERALLY just said it could be doctored and they're not taking it seriously neither?! I mean, yeah, I'm the guy who hates Hadesians, but if I'm gonna be given any reason to believe they're up to something, I want to know that the evidence is on the up and up, ya know? Even I know better than just to trust gossip, even if it fits with my personal worldview!
  • Buttuskisserini:... No... I... It can't be true.
  • Enis: "AND IT FUCKING ISN'T?! Again, I'm the guy that HATES HADESIANS WITH A PASSION, BUT EVEN I WANT LEGIT EVIDENCE OF THEM DOING SOMETHING I WOULDN'T OTHERWISE PUT IT PASS THEM?! THEY EVEN SAID IT WAS JUST RUMOR MILL SHIT?!"
  • Buttuskisserini: I know it. It's just gossip, and I know very well to trust the words of the uncertain... But what if it's one of the gossips that are TRUE?!
  • Enis: It's JUST gossip, BK! Absolute malarkey!
  • Buttuskisserini:... You're right. Malarkey. (They got up after Buttzmart finished his funnel cake, and yet Buttuskisserini couldn't help but think about it)
  • Cable saw the trio leaving.
  • Cable: "..... Keep in mind, gentlemen, that they're not gonna go right off the bat with what we said.... It was purely the matter of making the Grotch lover anxious."
  • Rance: "I'm surprised the xenophobic chicken didn't jumped on board."
  • Gallagher: "Well we DID say it was gossip, so, I'm guessing he wasn't THAT die-hard of a Hadesian Hater if he still wants proof of even something otherwise friendly to his world view."
  • Cable: Still. I can tell that the Grotch-lover MIGHT not be able to resist this.
  • Gallagher: Even so, I DON'T think he's willing to do an unauthorized investigation.
  • Titus: I admit, with all the shortcomings you had before, that was clever, Cable.
  • Cable: Just doing my job.... And making up for the s****y things I did.
  • Gallagher: Don't push it. Alright, all we can do now is watch and make sure things go smoothly.
  • Rance: "An extreme understatement since we're dealing with the losers of Super Ops."

Later...

  • Buttuskisserini: (He was seen in patrols bothered by the thought)...
  • Enis: Don't tell me you're buying that gossip crap, BK!
  • Buttuskisserini: I DON'T KNOW! I just... What if it's one of the RARE cases of TRUE gossip? The kind that gossipers MAKE look like lies for everyone's sake?
  • Enis: "Look, I'm someone who has ZERO trust of what Hadesians are capable of, but if they literally just said it's bulls***, then it's CLEARLY bulls***!"
  • Buttzmart was seen wolving down a lot of carnival food he was holding as the conversation continued.
  • Buttuskisserini: "And believe me, I don't trust rumors anymore than you do, but.... It's just an anxious thought."
  • Enis: "THEN DON'T GIVE IT ATTENTION?! Just, look, how's about, ya go play a stupid carnival game, I don't know, just DON'T think about it?!"
  • Buttuskisserini: Right. (Sighs as he went to a Whack-a-Compy game)... Well this seems speciesist-
  • Automated Compy: YOU SUCK APPLES, CARNIVORE! CHOKE ON EM!!! I BET YOUR MAMA HATED YOU FOR BEING TOO UGLY! HAAAHAAA!!
  • Buttuskisserini:... Wow. That was mean. That's actually pretty clever making us WANT to hit em. Well, BRING EM ON! (He began whacking them expertly and cartoonishly)
  • Enis: WOW! BK, you're a NATURAL!
  • Buttuskisserini: Well, one of my powers IS clairvoyance. It helped hone my reflexes. Now I don't need it to do this. It helped get me in the Super Ops AND helped carry out my family's legacy and dedication to Grotch.
  • Enis: Yeah, see? Who cares if Grotch WAS murdered? He was bound to die of old age anyway. (Buttuskisserini was shocked)... UGH! DAMMIT, ENIS, WHAT WERE YOU THINKING!!
  • Oryctodromeus: HAHAHAHAHAH!! NOW THAT IS FUNNY!!
  • Enis: (Sighs) Cock-a-doodle my life!
  • Oryctodromeus: (He laughed much harder) AAHAHAHH!! STOHOHOP!! I CAHAN'T TAHAHAHAHALK, OR BREAHAHAHEATH!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!
  • Buttuskisserini: Don't mind him. We're just, doing our job here. (Winks at him)
  • Enis: (Sighs) Just play the darn game HARDER, and FORGET, about this stupid rumor, okay?! I'll go and make sure Buttz doesn't have a heart attack.
  • Buttuskisserini: You do you, and I do I, Enis.
  • Buttzmart: "(Entering an eating contest) BEST, CARNIVAL, EVER?!"
  • Enis: "ARE YOU FREAKING KIDDING ME RIGHT NOW?! (The Oryctodromeus kept laughing) SHUT UP!!!"
  • Oryctodromeus: OKAY! (Enis ran off after Buttzmart)
  • Buttuskisserini: "(Sighs), At least those two are good for a laugh..... But they're right. What do I care if Grotch was murdered? Um, slight rephrase on that.... Grotch would not want me to worry about the technicalities of his death. Ah, yes, makes me sound less heresy proned that way. He WAS going to die of old age anyway. I must never get into such follies. (He continued playing the game as Titus and Kyne saw this)"
  • Titus:... Well, just as I thought. Looks like you might want to use that temporary telehypnosis ability of yours.
  • Kyne: I can't. Not in front of witnesses.
  • Titus: Then allow me. (He used his telekinesis to cause a cartoonish accident that caused everyone to evacuate from the area)... Alright. We wait for our time to show up now. If we come out right away, it'll likely raise suspicion. We just have to wait for the right authorities. (They soon saw flying Superiors, both Kratosian and Hadesian)... And right on cue, the fliers of the Agile Division show up.
  • Kyne: Yeah, Lockheed is known for his reactive instinct.
  • Titus: But we still need to wait for the Heavy Division. But on a plus side, this SHOULD distract our enemies with a little... Accusation of poor management.
  • Kyne: Ohhohoh, Titus, you diabolical genius. If I was gay, I'd kiss you right now.
  • Titus: Well it's obvious we're both straights, so let's NOT make this weird... But, let's make it even MORE hectic. (He uses his telekinesis to subtly put people in danger)... THAT'LL give forces or any heroes, including us by title, a reason to act, and thus decrease suspicion.
  • Kyne: Again, you diabolical GENIUS!
  • Titus: Alright, all we do now is wait until I give the signal to act. (The chaos caused a lot of panic and destruction)
  • Djon: Okay, this is DEFINITELY not part of the act.
  • Creeper: YA THINK?!?
  • icky: Well if memory's serve, WE WEREN'T TRYING TO MIMIC FINAL DESTINATION HERE?! (All the heroes, Superiors both Kratosian and Hadesian acted as they saved as many as they could, and then Titus noticed the Heavy Division showing up and handling heavy-duty rescue)
  • Titus:... NOW! (The two entered as Titus used his brute strength and titanic powers to save many people impressing the Kratosian Superiors, while the Lougers were just surprised)
  • Phil:.... Holy Hera! Safe to say I can see why the Kemuism system liked these guys.
  • Pain: Well, I ain't much to look a gift-pegasus in the mouth, so, when in Rome! (They continued their rescue as Kyne split up and did his part with his Iguanodon soldiers)
  • Superior Eagle: THIS IS WHY I HATE CARNIVALS!!! (Everyone continued saving people in an amazing display until everyone was accounted for)
  • Titus:... Alright. What happened?!
  • SpongeBob: We, we don't know! Things were fine before, then suddenly they're not!
  • Icky: "Okay, getting this out of way, which giant dino sat on something they shouldn't? (Silence).... Ooooookay! So accidental butt landings are NOT to blame, people! We can RULE that out."
  • Titus: Well, then I guess we can skip to something of equal concern.... Ill-planning on YOUR parts! Your Eurostas friend was in charge of much of this, was he?
  • Chaos: Well, some of it was my doing so...
  • Titus:... I see. I guess it was a poor decision to put a chaotic cat creature in charge of this construction. A creature that would love to watch all THIS chaos!
  • Chaos: (Coyfully playful scoff), How DARE you accuse me of something while not exactly inaccurate but in this case is not a necessity truth?! I came to be abit more toned down than that, good sir. But I would imagine my ol' penpal Discord would have a field day if he were here! And for clarity's sake, he's not!
  • Titus: See, I'm conflicted about that statement. You didn't exactly say I was wrong but didn't really attempted to make yourself innocent. Well, I suppose with misfits like you, MORE could go wrong than anything, so if we didn't show up, you almost could've KILLED SOMEONE!
  • Icky: "Yup, kinda figured you and Kynebane were gonna be the DICKS of this episode."
  • Titus: "Your inability to give proper respect when it's due eases little, misfits."
  • Chaos: Oh, if you think for ONE second I'm taking this accusation lying down, then you MAY want to rethink that, lizard boy! Flattery to my golden days aside, clearly my honor is otherwise besmirched! How about we get TYRONE here to have us see the truth?
  • Titus: I think not! After this, and after HIS little stunt, I'm ENTIRELY convinced that this charade was due to poor mismanagement.
  • Gazelle: "Listen, we are more then prepared to make amends for this if it helps, we desire to prove that there is no ill intent or incompetence involved, I-"
  • Tyrone: No! We shouldn't bend the knee to these guys without at least proving we took this seriously enough! We can do it quickly!
  • Titus: I, FORBID IT!
  • Tyrone: WHY?! Is there something you're hiding?
  • Titus: NO!
  • Tyrone:... (He read his mind, but found nothing)... Wait, what?! Your MCode didn't say anything about a psychic shield!
  • Titus: It's called power adaptation.
  • Tyrone: "..... Ya know something? I felt like there was a REASON why you used that on me as quickly as you did?! I'm getting the feeling this wasn't just a random accident?!"
  • Icky: "OH FUCK NO, WE JUST GOT OURSELVES IN GOOD TERMS WITH JEM'S CLICK, YA WANNA START ANOTHER SCENE NOW?!"
  • Titus: Tch, well sorry, but it looks like the good tidings have ended, thanks to THIS accusation?! What makes you think I would do something like what happened in this carnival?! To suggest that is to suggest I would betray my OWN PEOPLE?!?
  • Tyrone: "You said it, not me."

The Lougers and Teens did this!

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Epic "Mass Facepalm"

  • Titus:.... Hmmph. I'm not surprised, honestly because THIS is what I'd expect from YOU!
  • Tyrone: EXCUSE ME?!
  • Titus: EVERYONE! As of right now, the carnival is CLOSED for your own safety. (Everyone groaned) SILENCE!!! (He shook the area getting everyone to stop)... All units, you know what to do. (The Heavy Division closed down all the carnival attractions, as a child hippo Superior cried)... Be lucky that you misfits are too valued by these surfacers to litigate for this chaos.
  • Tyrone: "Well that and you don't have serious evidence, so-"
  • Meg: "TYRONE?! (Pounces onto him and starts beating him up)"
  • Tyrone: "DAHDOEEKIEEEKKBADOW?!"
  • Titus:.... (Lightly bemused chuckle)..... You better hope the wedding will proceed well from here.
  • SpongeBob: Sir, we SWEAR, this wasn't our fault. And Gazelle said we're gonna make up for it, so please-
  • Titus: ENOUGH EXCUSES!!! (He stomped the ground and shook it, which got a comical reaction from Mad Hatter)...
  • Mad Matter; "OH MY! (Lands with a doofus giggle)!"
  • Titus:.... You've caused ENOUGH trouble today. Now, that will be all!
  • SpongeBob: But, but, but, butbutbut-
  • Titus: I SAID THAT WILL BE ALL!!! (He shook the earth and nearly caused an earthquake)... Good day! (They left)
  • Kyne: You misfits have a LOT to think about right now.
  • Rance: Yeah, shame on you!
  • Cable: No WONDER people laugh at them, and I'd expect THEM to make a carnival' like this. They CERTAINLY belong in a circus.
  • Banzai: EVERYONE ON THIS WORLD DOES!! JUST ASK ORORO!!!
  • Ororo: "(Facepalms) Not, helping, dude....."
  • Lord Shen:.... Alright, Chaos... Are you SURE this wasn't on purpose?
  • Chaos: Absolutely not. As much as I would've had a chuckle from it, I would NOT do it with things as serious as this. As I said before, I am more toned down than THAT now.
  • Lord Shen: Are you absolutely sure?
  • Chaos: (Getting Squidward's face from the same scene) Does THIS look unsure to you?
  • Lord Shen:... (Sighs)... Alright. Everyone back to the van. We have a lot to talk about.
  • Icky: "And just when we were getting to the REALLY fun s*** too! (They left as Kyne smiled looking at Buttuskisserini, Enis, and Buttzhurt who were leaving)"
  • Titus:... Now's your chance to hypnotize her, Kyne. Don't waste it!
  • Kyne: Oh... I won't...

Later...

  • Enis: "Well, at least we can take off these stupid clown clothes now."
  • Buttuskisserini: "Kinda predicted you were gonna say that."
  • Enis: "Also, ya'd think the Lougers would've done a better job than that."
  • Buttuskisserini: "I'm willing to give them beneficial doubt that they're just victims of the Fates' fickle hands. Perhaps there was just a bad screw or something of the like."
  • Buttzmart: "Then that was ONE mean screw to do that!"
  • Buttuskisserini: Look, we at least had a fun time doing our jobs back there. We saved dozens of people back there.
  • Buttzmart: Yeah. I'm stupid, but even I did some good things back there.
  • Enis: Well, you've ALWAYS been good at that even BEFORE that concussion of yours. We ALL are. We're Superiors. It's basically our instinct.... Bright side, today was a KILLER. I need to relax. (He stretched his rooster body but was baffled and disgusted by Buttzmart stretching and letting out unnatural cracks)... HOLY S***, BZ, WHAT KIND OF ALIEN SKELETON DO YOU HAVE?!
  • Buttzmart: I've got a LOTTA double-jointed body parts. Whatever that means. Probably that there's two arms in my arms.
  • Buttuskisserini:...... I am equally disturbed and amazed in both initables..... You know what? I need a breather as well.
  • Enis: Good choice. Let's try and brush off the drama that we just saw back where' with that Thanos-looking dinosaur and the Lodgers and company.
  • Buttzmart: I admit, I didn't want to see that. (They all went into their offices as Kyne saw them and entered Buttuskisserini's office)
  • Buttuskisserini: "(Surprised to see Kyne) Goodness?! I, did not expected an encounter with a Hadesian Offical this soon before the wedding even starts! Is it urgent, or, are you just here to air grievances about the Misfits, cause, if it's option-two, I want to insist that perhaps the Lougers are just victims of ill fate and maybe we just had too much excitement from the event and-"
  • Kyne: AHEM!... Hello, Buttus... Kisserini? Ugh, please don't tell me your parents actually call you that. Tartarus forbids it's their name too.
  • Buttuskisserini: Worry not. I believe the last name you're searching for is Butchhart. People INCLUDING some dumb color-manipulating bully who COMPLETELY VANDALIZED MY NAMECARD HERE just labeled me with this dumb name for life because of my family's devotion to Grotch. I don't even know where the "Ini" part comes from other than because using "Son" or "Ton" or what have you would've been too unoriginal. We fought by his side back when he discovered quantonium and fought for him in many battles including the Good-Evil Wars, though personally, I do still believe that war was misnamed as the Anti-Power Pre-Superior Emperor wasn't evil persay as more like he was fighting against change and Superiors didn't appreciated his actions of doing such an-
  • Kyne: AHEM! I had nary asked for your lifestory, ape?! Much less a free history lesson and an opinion?!... (Sighs) That being said, the thing with the name, that's unfortunate. But we all have unfortunate moments. I... I'm sorry about what Titus had to do.
  • Buttuskisserini: "Well as before, maybe the Lougers are just victims of the fickle hands of the sisters of fate."
  • Kyne: Perhaps, but, ya can never know when something like that happens. Regardless of actual incompetence or fate being cruel without reason. It was otherwise nothing personal, certain members of the Lougers and the JCs clear lack of respect to this aside, we just don't want THAT to happen again. Cause believe you me, nothing would sour the wedding more than a freak accident..... (Deadpan) If it's not already soured by Jem's immaturity and that mutant Dilo showing up.
  • Buttuskisserini: I understand. Just, bare in mind that there was no incompetence in the Lougers' part. Why, the uniter herself even offered due amends. Otherwise, while it's a far cry from an expected grandeos celebration I know Hadesians would've expected or preferred and not exactly, a banquet or the like, the Misfits are coming from a good place. I feel they have allowed Kratosians to be re-introduced to Hadesians just fine. Though..... I do have, different anxieties for the wedding.
  • Kyne: "Anxieties, you say?"
  • Buttuskisserini: Oh it's nothing serious, I'm mostly over-reacting to silly rumors. I know I shouldn't take them seriously, it's....  It's just... I've had enough of a troublesome day as it is. Ever since these crazy gossips said that Grotch MIGHT have been killed and literally got me worked up, I've hoped that the carnival would distract me. And it did... Until THIS incident did it FAR better, ironically enough. Perhaps the fates meant to try and do me a favor at the expense of the Lougers. Which' isn't surprising, the sisters are always so amoral and fickle.
  • Kyne: Yeah, funny how life works. Isn't fate advantageous and disadvantageous?
  • Buttuskisserini: It is.
  • Kyne:... (Deep breath)... But hey... I'm sure we ALL get concerns. (He touched him on him shoulder as his telehypnosis took effect)... But... What if Grotch being murdered WAS true?... Would it really HURT to look into it? You know, just to... Earn some RESPECT in the Super Ops? Who knows? Your partners look like they'd need it just as much as you do. Espeically since while you're the only serious one ARGUABLY worth the Super Ops time apart from the unrelenting zeal, the other two are hopeless idiots without you! The Swine being hopelessly dumb and the rooster being.... Rather unflattering to Hadesians. That temper not helping matters.
  • Buttuskisserini:... Well, I do have an etching of morbid curiosity, but... I can't. Chance or Aaron might not let me. Especially if they hear it came from gossipers, even more if they themselves are skeptical of it, something of which Enis has made a repeat point to make, and that's remarkably mature for someone who he himself admitted that with evidence he'd be very well quick to be against you. No offense on that, it's a prime example on why the wedding needed to happen, I believe. Anyway, back on point, I can't look into something that could or couldn't be true.
  • Kyne: Then why not do it without them? It'll be just quick, and nobody can EVER know. You'll at least be able to show it in a proper time.... Of course, it's ONLY a suggestion. If you want to test your worth in the Super Ops, you and your partners can do an independent mission. You never needed much permission before, so why start now?... Think about it. (He left as Buttuskisserini couldn't help but think too hard about it as he slumped into his chair)
  • Buttuskisserini: "..... (Sighs).... (Quietly) Enis is likely gonna throw a fit over this...."

Enis' office

  • Enis: "YOU WANT US TO FUCKING WHAT?! AND ON A HADESIAN'S SUGGESTION?!"
  • Buttuskisserini: "Enis, I know of your feelings, but, he sounded earnest!"
  • Enis: I THOUGHT I TOLD YOU THEY WERE GOSSIPS! I HOPE THAT WAS CLEAR!!
  • Buttuskisserini: I AM aware, but... I can't shake the feeling that it just MIGHT be true.
  • Enis: ARE YOU NUTS?! HAS YOUR RELIGIOUS OBSESSION WITH GROTCH GONE TOO FAR?! Have you even THOUGHT why that Hadesian would WANT you to do this? Surely he HAD to know it could get Chance and Aaron MAD, and have us all fired for GOOD?! How is THIS going to get us respect to investigate some flimsy rumors behind their backs?!
  • Buttuskisserini: It won't. But-
  • Enis: But nothing! I'm doing NO such thing, and neither will you!
  • Buttzmart's voice: "Guys, I don't like it when you fight!"
  • Buttuskisserini: You are all MY partners, remember?
  • Enis: Yes, but sometimes even the PARTNERS have to look out for their leaders' well-being. You're not asking basic questions here, BK! THAT'S your job. WHY, in the name of Tartarus, would this Hadesian even be concerned about what truly or falsely happened to Grotch and urge you to do something that could get us all punished? What does he care about it, I ASK YOU?
  • Buttuskisserini: It hardly matters.
  • Enis: IT COMPLETELY MATTERS!!! I'm not letting you do this! I'm gonna have to report this to Chance and Aaron for your own good.
  • Buttuskisserini:... You DO realize that you and Buttzmart won't be off the hook either because you all will be held SLIGHTLY responsible for not quelling my concerns on this matter right. And even if you weren't, if I was fired, that means you'll be stuck with Buttzmart, AND you won't last a day or two on the line of duty without me.
  • Enis:... F**k biscuits, you're right.
  • Buttuskisserini: "That said, Enis, you don't have to find fondness in this, but at least humor me on it. If not as your leader and partner.... As a friend. I know the risk is great, but, what if it shields a greater reward on even a slim chance the gossipry was accurate?"
  • Enis: "..... Ugh..... You already had me about how it would f*****g suck if I'm just stuck with Buttzmart if you get your ass fired. Ya didn't have to play the f*****g friendship card! Fine, if we're going down in this trainwreck, may as well make it a good one."
  • Buttuskisserini: Then... Let's do this.
  • Enis: (Sighs) I'll get Buttzmart. This BETTER be worth nearly sacrificing our careers, because if it's not, it's ALL on you!
  • Buttuskisserini: Noted, and I am PERFECTLY willing to accept the punishment.
  • Enis: (Sighs) I can't BELIEVE I'm doing this!

Later...

  • (This played as Buttuskisserini did a quick religious farewell to the statue of Grotch around the Super Ops HQ while Enis and Buttzmart were worried before heading out, all while Buttuskisserini got out an old sword)
05._Short_Hair_-_Mulan_OST

05. Short Hair - Mulan OST

  • Buttuskisserini: (During the climax)... After a thousand years... It's finally your time. (He practiced with the sword as it glowed in internal energy)... Like it never aged. (He sliced through a stone pillar with ease)...
  • Enis:...
  • Buttzmart: WOW!
  • Enis: (Sighs), HE DOES THIS EVERY TIME WE START A MISSION! Ugh.... Let's just get this shit over with. (Soon they all head out on bikes).
  • Kyne was seen having watched this unfold....
  • Kyne: "..... (Chuckles).... The perfect useful idiots are already in motion."

Meanwhile...

  • Lord Shen:... Alright, everyone. Not to point out the PAINFULLY obvious, but we JUST went through QUITE the incident. Just when we thought things couldn't get any worse, it did.
  • Icky: Since when were karma fairies TELEPATHIC?!
  • Iago: Magic.
  • Icky:... Sometimes, I REALLY hate magic.
  • Merlin: Well, watch it. After the Magic Fritz last year, I'm getting cross with people who hate magic.
  • Icky: Oh DROP YOUR PRIDE ONCE IN A WHILE, HUH?!
  • Gilda: Icky, don't make him more mad than he already is!
  • SpongeBob: Listen to your girl, Icks. Anyway... The Hadesians just accused us of INTENTIONAL if not STUPIDLY-NEGLECTED endangerment of so many people in that carnival.
  • Tyrone: Who did that guy think he was, talking to ME like that?! I was doing what I could help in SPITE of my... Previous interactions. The revelation about Jem's stunt with Grotch was bad enough, but THIS?! These Hadesians are arrogant and stubborn.
  • Lafayette: Well that's KINDA what we're trying to fix here!
  • Tyrone: Yeah, but 5 seconds after we get close, it keeps getting yanked farther! These Hadesians are SO hard to understand.
  • Mushu: Hey, nobody said things like this were easy. Being a hero is NEVER easy.
  • Squidward: Yeah, but if it weren't for our idiotic persistence, we would've separated a LONG time ago.
  • Ororo: Wow, even after all these years, you guys have SUCKY lives.
  • Panic: Why do you think we're reevaluating?
  • Creeper: It's a hard start, sure, but-
  • Tyrone: Well, frankly, WE NEED A REEVALUATION TOO!!! NOW THE HADESIANS THINK WE'RE NEGLIGENT JOKES!!
  • Pang Bing: "Okay, look..... How's about we bring this up to Eurotas? He IS the one who helped us."
  • Icky: "We haven't exactly kept track of the guy ever since LITTERALLY THE SECOND CHAPTER?!"
  • Tane: "ICANFINDHIM?! (Zooms off and stupidly quickly comes back with Eurotas)."
  • Eurotas: "WHAT THE?!"
  • Lord Shen: "Alright you! Talk! The carnival suddenly fell apart for no logically justifiable reason?! Was there a detail you missed?!"
  • Eurotas: "... Oy vey. Misfits, I assure you, I, Eurotas, NEVER miss ANY detail, even the most insignificant and minute one! This tragedy surprised me too, I have much to stake in reputation as well, believe me, I would've done something to prevent that! I'm usually VERY good at preventing preventable freak accidents!"
  • Icky: "Well today you're off your game Mac, because WE GOT BLAMED FOR THE CARNIVAL SUDDENLY WANTING TO AUDITION FOR FINAL DESTINATION?!"
  • Eurotas: "Misfits, I more than aim to make amends for this, I am bringing my cousin who's awesome at stage special effects and light shows, he will make the wedding shine with beauty!"
  • Lord Shen: "Well decent enough but it doesn't adhere to our CONCURRENT PROBLEM?! The Hadesians now think we're an embarrassment, which MAY NOT REFLECT WELL ON THAT WE SAVED THIS PLANET?! THAT'S GONNA GIVE THEM A POOR IMPRESSION OF LIFE WITHOUT KEMISM BEING WEAK, WHICH WILL FURTHER MAKE IT A HARD SELL FOR MISS JEM TO INTRODUCE A REPLACEMENT SYSTEM?!"
  • Eurotas: "T-t-t-t-t-t-Tell you what, how's about we an intermediate thing of doing exactly what the Hadesians originally expected anyway, a proper banquet and celebratory festival! They WERE expecting that."
  • Sir Hiss: "Well, I already offer to make that work thing, and THIS time, we are doing it to the latter!"
  • Mr. Krabs: "I have a bad feeling in the pits of me-wallet."
  • Po: "I'll help prepare the most epic banquet food ever witnessed by ANY creature! If there's ANYTHING I shine at, it's cooking. Helps being raised by a restaurant owner."
  • Djon: "I could help with the silverware."
  • Icky: "Just be sure to not stuff'im in yer pants, bro."
  • Djon: Uh, I haven't stolen anything shiny in YEARS. One, I realized silver isn't THAT valuable, and two, being with YOU guys has taken the klepto RIGHT out of me.
  • Lord Shen: Good. Glad you came to your senses since that controversy we had about you in the Wooden Nickel when we were dealing with Marvin Acme's evil brother.
  • Djon: Again, that was YEARS ago. Around 7-9, to be exact.
  • Lord Shen: Anyway, I truse we'll need EVERYONE'S TRUE skills put to the test here. We have a LOT to do to redeem our mistake here. Though it may or may not have been our fault, we are STILL held responsible here.
  • Tyrone:... I know I'm the LAST person to offer opinions right now, but... I STILL think someone sabotaged it. If it wasn't Titus... Then who WAS it?
  • Ororo: Tyrone, while we respect your admittance to being guilty of a lot, we still can't believe that anyone would intentionally sabotage this. What would they even get out of it?
  • Tyrone: I don't know, maybe to turn us against the Hadesians?
  • Ororo:... You know... That IS a good point. But, why would ANYONE want to turn us against them?
  • Tyrone: I'm not entirely sure. But... Someone must've heard about Jem's... Stunt. Guys, I think... I think the danger isn't done yet. Maybe... Maybe Medusa was right about something else at play here.
  • Frank: I REALLY hope that's not the case, and I just HOPE Medusa was just saying that out of being a sore loser- (Ororo's phone rang and she answered)
  • (Chance): Guys?... We gotta problem!

Later...

  • SpongeBob:... Ohhhh boy.
  • Chance: It's true. I believe that Kyne MAY be involved in this.
  • Ororo: What makes you so sure?
  • Aaron: Well, Chance and Phlegethon here believe that he MAY be trying to take over Hades and save Kemism because his family thrived from it.
  • Phlegethon: Out of ALL the people with alibis, HE'S the one that has the MOST to gain from it.
  • Chance: But it gets worse. Check this out. (They went to Doctor Iridium's office as he had technopathic Superiors fix messed-up camera feeds and they saw Kyne arriving in Buttuskisserini's office and hypnotize him)
  • Walt:... Ohhhhh, crumbsshh.
  • Chance:... I... Is this 'gossip' true? Did Grotch REALLY get killed?
  • Marty:... Uhhh, for legal reasons, we can't deny nor confirm that, bro. Not yet at least. You won't be able to handle it. Bottom line, the revelation of who did can... Well the wedding's a guaranteed bust if that got out in a bad way!
  • Chance:... Of COURSE! This, it all adds up now! This 'gossip' could've been spread and Buttuskisserini- (Some of the heroes chuckled at that)... If you guys EVER get the hand of reevaluation, start with sensitivity, will you?
  • Squidward: "Already in the bucket list for that, Sport."
  • Chance: Ahem, anyway, he might've hypnotized him to get him and his team to investigate who did it behind our backs.
  • Walt: Oh, MORE crumbsshh.
  • Chance:... And he seeks to bring this revelation to the wedding, and utterly DESTROY Algor and Jem's relationship so that Hades can truly belong to him once... The assassination is done, if were to be ended up needed if Algor doesn't go beyond mere denouncement.
  • Everyone: ASSASSINATION?!?
  • Chance:... Me and Phlegethon have dug up as much as we can. And now, we can guess Kyne's strategy. First, he had Medusa attack and bring down everyone's suspicion of danger. The wedding ring Algor plans to give Jem on her wedding... It's made from a Quantonium Gem, which as you've surely heard, can protect against Omnilasers, which... Frankly until now in our projects, haven't been used in millennia. And once that ring became a factor, Kyne came up with a new plan. Once this... Revelation hit his ear... Holes, he decided to use it to give him time to strike with whatever anti-Omnipotent weapon he might have, and kill her before she even puts on the ring. And now, he's using BK and his team to expose this revelation so he won't have to, to avoid suspicion.
  • Phlegethon: It's amazing. And... We also believe Titus is involved.
  • Tyrone: HAH! I KNEW it!
  • Ororo: Don't rub it in, Tyrone, you STILL need to get your act together. Still, we've GOT to warn Jem!
  • Phlegethon:... I'm afraid that's not an option.
  • Mr. Whiskers: AWWW, WHY NOOOOOT?!? IT'LL WRAP UP THE EPISODE AS EASY AS-
  • Icky: "WHICH OBVIOUSLY THE PLOT ISN'T LETTING, DUMBASS?!"
  • Phlegethon:.... Ahem! Well-
  • Lord Shen: I believe the reasoning behind this is that... Well... If we told them now, Algor will just be asking us who killed Grotch.
  • Ororo:... True. The guy looks up to him, so there's no doubt that he'll be persistent, and hiding the truth will be asking for being charged with conspiracy. We can't afford that after that incident with the carnival.
  • Missing Link: So what? Do we just, let it happen?
  • Chance:... As a matter of fact... YES!
  • Icky: "..... Le what? I thought the gameplan here was NOT to let that happen!"
  • Chance: Hear me out before the accusations of insanity pop up!  We can't let Kyne catch on too early. I think we have an opportunity to put him into a false sense of victory. Then, when he gets close to his final act, we act immediately.
  • Phlegethon: That's, actually a brilliant idea. But, Titus is smart. The Superior is a war hero, and his strategy beats Kyne's 100 fold. He could be watching us right now. I mean, he HAD to know about this 'revelation' SOMEHOW! Plus, he has the ability to locate WHOEVER Superior he wants to. He'll ALWAYS find whoever he wants to find. In fact, he sees the JTs as threats to this plan, so he'll DEFINITELY be watching us.
  • Tane:... (He used his super-speed)... Nope, heain'there.
  • Ororo:... Seriously?
  • Tane: No. Notevenasingledinofootprintinsight. Maybehegotoutwhenhesawwewereontohimandcoveredhistracks.
  • Phlegethon:... Or maybe he stopped watching us to avoid YOU finding him. So, he doesn't know we're onto him.
  • Willie: YAY, WE'RE WINNING!
  • Aaron: Don't get your hopes up. We're STILL not out of the woods yet. Titus is SMART enough to watch us alternatively.
  • Willie:... Dang it!
  • Chance: (Sighs) Can't argue with THAT logic.
  • ???: Well then all you had to do was ask me! (Fokker showed up alone)
  • Meg: Fokker? What're you doing here?
  • Fokker: When I realized that there may be some big plot unfolding, I came to help. I have the ability to mess up ANY transmission, INCLUDING Superior sensing. I can actually cloak you all from sight. In fact, I've been doing it since... Secrets have been unfolding. My invisibility helps wonders. (Many of the heroes sighed in relief)
  • Scarlett: THANK YOU ZEUS!!
  • Fokker: So, yes, as long as I'm around, no one will be able to find you or watch you.
  • Ororo: What about Pictor?
  • Fokker: "He has the subtlety of old school comic book heroes. If he knew about this, he'd end up engaging Titus and Kyne too early like an idiot and complicate things."
  • Ororo: "..... I strangely believe that."
  • Fokker: "That said though..... I have to advise against using Jem as bait."
  • Icky: "Okay, before you pull a Gazelle on us and cry moral bankruptcy on this, Chancey here already said that-"
  • Fokker: "I was referring more to that using Jem as bait has too many risky variables to truly rely on, but thanks for the needless reminder. Now, again, letting those two get at Jem is too risky. I doubt they're gonna be like cartoon villains and take the time to torture and/or belittle her in a condescending way as if to build up drama and tension for a story narrative. They're gonna be in and out with this before anyone has time to even WONDER what the hell's going on, and next thing you know, Kratos ends up having its own red wedding."
  • Chance: "..... Ugh, damn. It was otherwise a perfect plan, but was too RNG for practice."
  • Fokker: "Not just that, but it would've risked Hadesians to lose a leader and still assure a take over from Kyne. Not just that, but Hadesians might not appreciate the prospect of using their leader as villain bait as if viewing Jem as expendable to capture a quarry. And should Jem miraculously survive the damage made, how'd you think SHE'd feel about it? That you allowed her life to be endangered just to make Kyne and Titus expose themselves in hubris? That's ALSO gonna make the wedding deader than the seriousness of death in comics!"
  • Icky: "Okay okay, we get it, no using Chance's plan, we get it!"
  • Lord Shen: "Then what is your suggestion then, good sir, if you're so insistent on not planning that way?"
  • Fokker: ".... We convince Algor to not have a lightshow wedding."
  • Private: What?
  • Fokker: Oh, I have a PRETTY good idea what the Omnilaser will LOOK like. Tektite, our head scientist for Hades, had created an Omnilaser DISGUISED as a laser-light show. That is the PERFECT disguise for a weapon meant for Omnipotent Superiors.
  • Private: Ohhh, that is diabolical.
  • Icky: "But won't that risk Kyne and Titty suspecting something?"
  • Fokker: "Hear me out. You know how the carnival ended up being a disaster zone?"
  • Icky: "Oh no, you want us to look like even bigger idiots?"
  • Fokker: "AHEM! I mean, have Algor be under the impression that a less flashy wedding might be safer than anything extravagant."
  • Spongebob: ".... Ohhhhh, I get ya. But, how do we do that given that Algor's likely abit mad at us?"
  • Fokker: "Oh don't worry, the very disaster is actually already having Algor kinda complicating making the wedding less flashy in fearing of any more oversights. We just nudge Al into the direction of not having a lightshow and he'll go for a more Kratosian traditional marriage. It'll be like the disaster of the theme park would work TOO well at a direction ironically not workable."
  • Lord Shen: "..... And that leaves less legroom for their trickery. Brilliant."
  • Scarlett: Well, how do we do that?
  • Fokker: Well, there WAS one problem with Tektite's disguised Omnilaser. Since it requires a LOT of power to work, the power flux could potentially cause the device to explode. So, if we're going to destroy it, we need to do it in a way that doesn't look suspicious.
  • SpongeBob:... Oh, THAT'S what cartoons are good at. My brain just hatched, the BEST idea it ever had.
  • Squidward: Oh I doubt THAT!
  • SpongeBob:... Just watch and learn.

Later...

  • Algor: AAHHHH!!! RIGHT IN MY FACE!! (The laserlight show Eurotas' cousin was making was flashing the lasers right in his eyes) AAHHHHH!!!
  • Eurotas' Cousin: SO SORRY, SIR!
  • Algor: AHAHAH!!! Yeah, we DEFINITELY shouldn't have laserlight shows here! I need them REMOVED IMMEDIATELY!
  • SpongeBob: On it! (He came in absorbed with water and sprayed it, destroying the Omnilaser device, and exposed it's internals)
  • Algor:... W... What is this thing? No laserlight device is THIS intricate.
  • SpongeBob:... I wouldn't think so.
  • Algor:... (He used his psychometry on it)... OH MY ZEUS!... THIS THING WAS AN OMNILASER DISGUISED AS A LASERLIGHT DEVICE?!?
  • Eurostas' Cousin: "Uh, being clear here, I HAVE NOTHING TO DO WITH IT?!"
  • Algor: "I'll be generous enough to give you a benefit of doubt cause of no proven history of ill-will towards Hadesians."
  • SpongeBob: Oh, WOW, who would've known?!
  • Algor:... Okay, we're PUSHING the wedding close. We're getting married sooner than I thought. THIS, has officially changed everything! Figdit? Get Talona, Lockheed, and everyone else to figure out who planted this thing!
  • Figdit: YES SIR! (He left as Titus was horrified when he saw this)

Later...

  • SpongeBob: See? What did I tell you? Best idea I ever had. Now people's suspicions are BACK up, and Jem won't have to be villain bait. Kyne will NEVER harm her now that Algor has pushed up the wedding date. AND since we know he's planning to kill her, we can finish this quickly. Kyne will NEVER be the wiser.
  • Fokker: "But we should still be open to the idea that we're not out of the woods yet. Kyne and Titus wouldn't be good millaterry leaders if they couldn't cope with unexpected losses."
  • Shifu: "Indeed. We must still be ready for surprises."
  • Patrick: You kidding? What OTHER surprises can those guys come up with now that suspicion is too high for them to continue? All that's left is to expose them in an instant. Simple as that.
  • Phlegethon: No. It won't be. After this, Titus and Kyne will be laying low. We won't find them.
  • Patrick: Well, then we expose their crimes.
  • Phlegethon: With what evidence? They'll have left NO proof they're traitors, so nobody will believe us until-
  • Patrick: There ARE mind-reading Superiors.
  • Phlegethon: Yes, but they'll shrug it off as falsehoods. False memories are EASY to make for mind-readers and other telepathic Superiors.
  • Patrick: Tartar sauce! Why do superpowers make everything harder?!
  • Fokker: Then we JUST draw them out.
  • Tane: How?! They'lllikelybeWAYtoosmartforthat!
  • Fokker: Are you kidding? After their precious Omnilaser was exposed, they'll have to have fled to change plans. All we have to do is report that they're missing, and BOOM! They'll be busted and assumed to be the traitors.
  • Phlegethon:... Well, they avoided suspicion THIS long, they won't give up now. In fact, for the moment, Kyne STILL has his telehypnosis. He'll have it long enough to kill Jem before the ring is put on her. In fact, given how paranoid she might be, she'll want to put it on too early. So that means he could hypnotize his way into stealing the broken Omnilaser, repair it, and then finish her off quick.
  • Shrek: Didn't you just say she'd likely put the ring on too early?
  • Phlegethon: Yes, but Kyne won't wait for that. He'll have to act as quickly as possible, and so must we. We HAVE to stop them!
  • Walt: Heh! Then let'ssh jusshht busshht his asshh and be done with it.
  • Phlegethon: No. Without evidence, we can't back up our reasonings for attacking him. Any power used to try and explain it could be debunked as fake right off the bat. We have to do it in a way they'll believe.
  • B.O.B: Like, have him admit it in front of listening people?
  • Phlegethon: He's too smart for that. He'll NEVER admit it, or even SPEAK it when he knows he's likely to be heard and exposed. Let's face it everyone, he's TOO smart to be defeated like any cartoon villain. He'll stop at NOTHING and go to ANY cautions or extremes necessary to kill Jem. We must stop him, in a way that CAN'T be used against us. And we have to do it fast, because with his precious device exposed, he'll need to act fast as well.

Meanwhile...

  • Kyne: THE DEVICE HAS BEEN WHAT?!?
  • Titus: Algor said that laserlights would get in people's eyes and cause an accident, so they destroyed it... And SAW what it really was. The wedding date has been pushed, and suspicions that Medusasaurus let down have been brought back up again!
  • Kyne: NO-HO!! NOHOHOOOO!!! WE WERE SO CLOSE TO DOING THIS!!! (He began smashing things)... SO, CLOSE!!!!... URRRRGH!!!!...
  • Rance:... What do we do now, sir?
  • Titus: "It may be more practical to play it safe and lay low to throw off any likely suspicion of people ever having a reason to suspect us. If we're lucky, it'll be easily blamed to be the act of another Soter idiot. It'll at least enable us to gather our bearings and figure out a new way to solve Kemuism's crisis."
  • Kyne: "..... There's still the monkey and his idiot friends."
  • Titus:... True. Those three are STILL investigating Grotch's death.... If we can push them in the right direction and get their investigation done quickly, then we can destroy the wedding and keep Jem in vulnerable range.
  • Kyne: ARE YOU SURE?!? I MEAN, I'VE HAD ENOUGH SETBACKS AS IT IS!! EVERYONE'S TOO SUSPICIOUS NOW!! I WON'T BE ABLE TO DO ANYTHING WITHOUT BEING NOTICED OUT THERE! If I were to go out there with no explanation, much less one that's TOO suspicious, I'll be exposed! And I need to be here for people NOW! With this 'new threat', I'll be required. If I'm not there, even with a replacement, it's TOO suspicious.
  • Titus: "Then we'll work to keep up appearance."
  • Kyne: Alright. Let's... Let's all just think here. I'm open to ANY suggestions at this point. ANYONE!!!
  • Rance: "We can go get Pictor to-"
  • Titus: "No!"
  • Rance: "Oh why not?"
  • Titus: "Pictor may be an egotistical idiot, but he's an HONORABLE egotistical idiot! And for all his talk of not getting into politics while on duty, he does respect Jem as a leader.... Further proof of idiocy. The moment he is introduced to any idea of something that may speak ill of Jem, EVEN IF LEGITIMATE, he would sooner question why the interest of such a thing before he even THINKS of doing it! And besides, it's undeniable he would hear about our, recent setback and would become GREATLY invested to seek out a traitor in the midst!"
  • Cable: "Ugh, and now the stakes are increased! STUPENDOUS!!"
  • Kyne: "Can't I just fire that idiot and-"
  • Titus: "That will come off as suspicious, if not also risk that fool to go renegade and/or fall into Soter hands! Especially since I know for a fact Flechette is still a possible issue."
  • Kyne: "..... Well, if we're lucky, since that Omnilaser was something of the Doc's, he might sooner suspect that smartass of foul play first!"
  • Titus: "Hmmm..... Perhaps that could help us. But we can't risk trusting luck and Pictor's stupidity alone and that he would just automatically turn on that overrated scientist. It'll have to be made undeniable that the doctor's responsible."
  • Kyne: "Good point, but we need a DAMN convincing motive to give him any reason to believe the doctor's even capable of suddenly wanting to hurt Jem, much less making it plausible."
  • Rance: "Why not make him look like he's secretly a Soter?"
  • Kyne: There's NO reason for him to secretly BE a Soter. He's been given SO much respect for improving on Doctor Paynter's work, he'd NEVER join them. Making him look like such would make NO sense.
  • Rance:... Damn.
  • Titus:... How about this: We make him LOOK like a misguided moron by making the entire setup of the Omnilaser look like a misplacement? As in, say, switching the Omnilaser with an ACTUAL laserlight device by COMPLETE accident? With that, Tektite will be charged with negligence and such.
  • Kyne:... How is THAT going to make him look like he's against Jem?
  • Titus: Outside of maybe having his competence be in question, it won't. It'll just decrease suspicion again and everything will be back on schedule. It'll give us time to try another strategy.
  • Kyne:... That COULD work, yes. But it'll require a LOT of subtlety.
  • Titus: You kidding? We've been doing subtlety this ENTIRE time. We got this.
  • Cable: "But let's hurry, Pictor's a fast worker for being a boastful egotist!"

Later...

  • Pictor: "Oh where the bloody dickens is Fokker when I needed him?! I have the most important case of my career and suddenly he wants to mimic Houdini?! (Shrugs as he went into his office and got on the communicator) FOKKER! WHERE, THE 'FOKK' ARE YOU?!? I NEED YOU HERE NOW!!!

Meanwhile...

  • Fokker: Aw, Fokk! Duh, d'oh he's got me saying that now?! (Icky scoffed) Oh shut up! (On communicator) WHAT, PICTOR?! I'M OFF TO... LUNCH!
  • (Pictor): IT'S 5:45!!
  • Fokker: THEN CALL IT LINNER, I LOST TRACK OF TIME HERE! A dinosaur as big as I am NEEDS a BIG meal.
  • (Pictor): Well, sorry, but I can't go on missions without you!
  • Fokker: Well... (Looks at the worried heroes)... Maybe you CAN, I'm just what keeps your ego in check.
  • (Pictor): YEAH, AND YOU KNOW MY EGO CAN GET ME IN TROUBLE! I CAN'T HELP I LIKE BEING AWESOME HERE!! NOW GET YOUR FLYING ASS HERE!!!
  • Fokker:... (To the others) WHAT DO I SAY?!? THAT GUY'S GOT A MIND AS SHARP AS HIS EGO!!
  • (Pictor): "The dickens are you telling that too?"
  • Fokker: "..... My lunch."
  • (Pictor): ".... I completely trust that, my now suddenly weird best friend. NOW HOP TO IT?! (Communications end)..."
  • Fokker: "..... (Sighs), I'm sorry guys, I guess Pictor caught wind of the implied traitor and needs me now."
  • Po: Well at least he's... KINDA on our side.
  • Shifu: But still not all the way. We STILL cannot trust him. If he learns we harbored the Soterians, he'll be quick to turn on us. He'll even have YOU arrested for being in on it.
  • Fokker: No s***! But he needs me. So you'll have to go on with easy vulnerability to Titus' abilities, or anyone else who's in league with Kyne thanks to his telehypnosis, until I can come back.
  • Max Cat: Well, THAT'S reassuring. But we'll manage.
  • Kowalski: Oh, I have a way to ensure we can cloak ourselves from it. See, before we came here, in the event we go on another Kratosian mission, I made some quantonium-based defenses and offenses. Since I prefer no guns in that manner like Batman, I instead made shields and scanners.
  • Skipper: And you never bothered to tell us that until now?
  • Kowalski: Because they weren't ready. All I need is access to quantonium itself.
  • Patrick: Well, where are we gonna find-... (They all looked at Susan)
  • Susan:... Oh... Uh... You ACTUALLY forgot I had that stuff inside me?
  • Kowalski: "I, was cautious of you not being for it. I was being considerate that you wouldn't like being used as a go-to source."
  • Susan: "I mean, cool of you not wanting to instantly use me for a science project, but that doesn't mean I would object to it if it'll help us long-term."
  • Kowalski: In that case... (He got a shot of the blue-green quantonium from her)
  • Susan: OW!! THAT HURT MORE THAN A NEEDLE SHOULD HURT!!
  • Kowalski: Well, transfusion is STILL going to hurt, I never said the pain level.
  • Susan: Ahahahaow. Well this will certainly be BLUE in the morning.
  • Kowalski: Yes it will. Anyway, this will be enough for us to be cloaked from superpowers if Fokker isn't here. (He saw he was gone)... Wow. Rude to just fly out on us.
  • Skipper: Must've been bored with our endless rambling, and figured we had this. Alright, Kowalski, just do your job and make us some anti-Superior gear.
  • Kowalski: I'll do without you ordering me, thank you very much.
  • Skipper: Just hurry, we're down to two chapters left.
  • Kowalski: (He began work in the van's lab as the quantonium provided a shield)... Alright. First step, the quantonium cloaking device. This allows us to be shielded from all superpower-based attacks or sensing. As long as it's up, we'll be safe from ANY metapower-based attacks.
  • Ororo: Don't know how that makes ANY sense, but I'm not the scientist here.
  • Kowalski: Second step, the scanners. (He fed quantonium to a high-powered scanning device on the center of the van)... This device can scan a wide radius of 1000 miles for any Superior who matches a DNA or MCode profile.
  • Skipper: Okay.
  • Kowalski: And finally, third step, the QP emitter.
  • Walt: QP?
  • Kowalski: Quantonium Pulse. It's like an EMP.
  • Icky: You mean an Emp.
  • Kowalski: I MEAN an EMP! When it's activated, it's like Superman's Super Flare. It jettisons a powerful wave of quantonium, and it leaves ANY Superior in the area powerless for 24 hours. A' PERFECT self-defense should ANY Superior get the idea to melt the van into slag.... Or a HUNDRED of them at once!
  • Tane: That'sSCARY!
  • Kowalski: It is. POWERS are scary sometimes. But this, it'll make it easy for us to take on Superiors. ESPECIALLY ones with undocumented abilities like the Hadesians.
  • Tyrone: You, sir, can make ANYTHING when it's convenient.
  • Kowalski: I get that a lot.
  • Scarlett: "I'm also thankful you guys are on our side, you guys scare me for how efficient you can be."
  • Kowalski: You have NO idea how effective we TRULY are. Now it's time for action. (They activated the cloaking device and flew off)
  • Tane: YIPPEEKIYAY, MOTHAF- (They blasted off)

Pictor's location.

  • Pictor: Okay, Fokker, I can forgive you for being late thanks to your metab, I mean, we are still prehistoric creatures that haven't changed much since we were brought back to life as fossils thanks to the quantonium leaked into the ground...
  • (Deadpool): Oh NOW you bring up their origin story?! (He was dragged out by a cane) AHK!
  • Pictor: But, can you please just do it in a way that DOESN'T make you late next time?
  • Fokker: Well, I may be able to fly, but I'm too big to fly as fast as Lockheed.
  • Pictor: Speaking of which, he wants to talk to us about this mission of ours. He did some digging himself too.
  • Fokker:... Has he now?
  • Pictor: Yeah. And he's got a LOT to tell us. (Lockheed arrived)
  • Lockheed: FINALLY, I get some involvement in this little charade. Ahem. Yes, I have some info on this little mission. Seems that Phlegethon has been... Working with the Super Ops' leader for quite some time.
  • Pictor: And?
  • Fokker: ("Aw, Caveman Zeus!")
  • Lockheed: "Well alas, my info is limited, but, I think they may be after the possible traitor too."
  • Pictor: "I wouldn't mind some friendly competition."
  • Lockheed: "How are they competition if they're helping going after the same traitor?"
  • Pictor: "Because this is an opportunity for me to earn Jem's graces so she would approve me to become head of my own division: The Pictor Division."
  • Lockheed: "(Rolls eyes) Because alcourse it's that."
  • Pictor: "So who better to bust this traitor, than me?"
  • Lockheed: True, even your ego is outshined by your abilities, and those of your partner. But... I have been getting a LOT more intel myself. You know that Medusasaurus isn't the ONLY Soterian that's in town?
  • Pictor:... Hmm. I had a GUT feeling. Is Flechette and Feilong among them?
  • Lockheed: From the pandemonium I picked up, yes.
  • Fokker: ("Aw f***!")
  • Pictor: Well in that case, let's kick their asses and chew them, because I'm ALL OUTTA ASS!
  • Lockheed:... Awkward, but whatever. However, you must be aware that there's some talk about them wanting to stop the traitor as well. Seems that this traitor... At least, from what limited into I got, is planning to do something to Jem.
  • Pictor: Well, whatever it is, it DEFINITELY won't be good. Well, tough for them, because I'M the one who's gonna bring this traitor to justice.
  • Lockheed: Whooooa, hold your horses, mac. We don't know who this traitor is, so they MAY be prepared.
  • Pictor: F*** that, they'd never even HURT me.
  • Lockheed: No, but they can hurt people you CARE about.
  • Pictor:... F***, you're right.
  • Lockheed: So we'll have to play this carefully.
  • Fokker: And how are we gonna do that?
  • Lockheed: Look who you're asking. I'll bring in Kyne and Titus, and we'll make sure this traitor is brought to justice.
  • Pictor: Please, those hotheads wouldn't have done jack s*** compared to ME! I can track down this traitor in an instant just like I did with Soteria and that Neverfinder guy.
  • Lockheed: Ahem, let's STILL have our cautious gloves on here, kay? We don't want anything ruining our element of surprise.
  • Pictor: Then let ME handle it. Tell Titus and Kyne they've got nothing to worry about when I'M on the job.
  • Lockheed: Given a FEW things involved in this, I'm sure they'll have a LOT to worry about.
  • Pictor: Very NOT funny. Just tell them, and let's get this party started.
  • Lockheed: "Ugh, okay fine, do this the hard way, jackass!"
  • Pictor: "As if I should let myself be insulted with the "Easy Way"! I would prove my toughness by going a day extra in a 10-day trip to the desert without water ever being granted to me."
  • Lockheed: "Ya know, with self-harming s*** like that, it's amazing you've survived yourself for this long."
  • Pictor: When you're the best in the business, you GOTTA take risks. I DEFIED odds. Now just go!
  • Lockheed: Yes, SIR! (He flew off)
  • Fokker:... So, how do we do-
  • Pictor: No time for questions, we got work to do. Now, how do we do this?
  • Fokker: That's what-
  • Pictor: Oh, of course. We just let the traitors come to US by showing themselves in the wedding.
  • Fokker:... Using Jem as villain bait, is NOT a good idea, sir.
  • Pictor: No DOI!... But I didn't say we were using HER to lure them, did I? You got that holo-dummy Tektite's been working on?
  • Fokker: Yeah, it SHOULD help, if it wasn't faulty and made with outdated tec.
  • Pictor: Well, it WAS made decades ago, of COURSE time's gonna be a bitch on it. Nothing a little tinkering from the boys in the Division can't fix.
  • Fokker: Well, how exactly are we going to get it in place?
  • Pictor: Easy. We just get Jem out of the wedding until the traitor reveals themselves upon attacking the dummy. Next thing they know, THEY'RE gonna be OUR dummies.
  • Fokker:... Are you sure that's a good-
  • Pictor: DO NOT QUESTION MY STRATEGY, THIS IS THE BEST WE CAN DO ON SHORT NOTICE!
  • Fokker: Alright, alright, you don't have to shout at me!!!
  • Pictor: ".... Look, I'm sorry for that, my best of friends, it's just, this is a big chance for me and-"
  • Fokker: It's okay. I've gotten used to it. Look, let me just... Get geared up, kay?
  • Pictor: Do what you gotta do. I'll do it too. (Fokker went into his office and called the Lodgers on the phone)
  • Fokker: Guys? Pictor is looking into the traitor situation, too.
  • (Kowalski): Well you did warned us it would happen, so-
  • Fokker: "But not in a beneficial way."
  • (Kowalski): "WHAT?!"

Van

  • Private: Well, I mean, at the least it is still within our interests, cause we're ALL looking to take down Kyne and Titus.
  • (Fokker): Well, here's the thing. Pictor is competing against us, and remember that he's against the Soterians. He'll only see you guys as rivals. And given his Neverfinder success, he'll do it PRETTY damn well.
  • Ororo: No kidding. But regardless if he's on our side or not, he may be useful in a way. Does he even have a plan?
  • (Fokker): He intends to use an experimental holo-dummy of Jem made by Tektite to bait them, switching Jem out with it.
  • Kowalski:... Now why didn't WE think of that?
  • Patrick: Probably because we're too cartoony to think of it right away.
  • Kowalski: Harsh, but not untrue. Anyway, yes, that COULD be useful. But... We MIGHT need to do some... Legal interference.
  • Walt: "I'm confusshed, isshn't Pictor going after the traitor thing a good thing? Causshe he did awesshomely againsshht Neverfinder and Medussshasshaurushs, ssho-"
  • Kowalski: Well, he WOULD figure out HOW Kyne and Titus knew about Grotch's murder, and that means... Well, one thing leads to another, and next-thing we would know, we'll likely be charged with conspiracy. ESPECIALLY by Algor.
  • Walt:... Point taken.
  • Bagheera: Then we're gonna have to do more to have the two show themselves earlier. Destroying that laserlight omnilaser was one thing, but we need to do more to expose them.
  • Shenzi: Like what?
  • Kowalski: Well, using camera feeds, audio or video footage is out since Superiors will use the 'technopathy' excuse. We have to have them expose it in person.
  • Banzai: Well gee, it ain't like we can just ask them to admit it! That would make us look stupid and they'll use THAT against us on TOP of the carnival shit!
  • Shenzi: Of COURSE not, you stupid talentless s***-for-brains! But, I may just have a BETTER idea. Fokk, you said that Lockheed was bringing the two in for investigating the traitors, right?
  • (Fokker): Right.
  • Shenzi: Well, with all that's happening, to a point where even I can't keep up, I feel there's only ONE solution. We have the marriage go in a hurry.
  • Ed Hyena: Ehhh, hehehe?
  • Shenzi: Well, yeah. It's the best way I can have this finished quickly. The wedding ring will go on Jem's finger quick, and Kyne and Titus will have no choice but to reveal themselves.
  • Brandy: But, um, how are they going to BE present without an Omnilaser? We canned their last one, so they're not just gonna attack her like madmen.
  • SpongeBob: They'll find a way to fix it. Or better yet, Kyne MAY just find a way to become omnipotent.
  • Fidget: How? He can't do that in such a short timeframe.
  • (Fokker): Tektite's brews.
  • Fidget: What?
  • (Fokker): Tektite IS one who has been intending to introduce more powers to the surface Superiors. From what I heard, MOST of them were disapproved for various reasons. If he can steal just the RIGHT concoction, he can rig his own power randomization ability to give him OMNIPOTENCE next.
  • Ororo:... Yeah, that actually sounds like it'd do the trick.
  • (Chance): GUYS! PICK UP!
  • Kowalski: Oh, boy! (Sets the communicator to three-way) Yeah, Chance? S'up?
  • (Chance): Our spies have said that Kyne's Iguanodon commanders have been seen near Tektite's living quarters. They claim they're trying to place the blame of the disguised omnilaser onto him because he was the one that made it.
  • SpongeBob:... They must be trying to lower everyone's guard again and give themselves more time! Not on MY watch!... Or rather, OURS!
  • Yan Yan: I would advise we DON'T go there. We don't want to let Kyne know we're onto him.
  • Lord Shen: Indeed not. However, that could risk essentially letting them put an end to the investigation cause of-everyone being given the wrong impression of what was really the case. But.... We CAN expose them without making us look involved.
  • Boss Wolf: Ohho, sure, what're you gonna do, sabotage their power-

Later...

  • Lord Shen: (He was seen doing that as the power in the area fluctuated, and blew the Iguanodon Troops' cover to Tektite)... Yes.
  • Boss Wolf: (Sighs).....
  • Tektite: "What the, Kyne's Igunadons? WHAT'S THE MEANING OF THIS?!"
  • Rance: "...... Uhhhhh....... Happy Birthday?"
  • Tektite: "...... IT'S IN JULY?!"
  • Rance: "..... MERRY CHRISTMAS?!"
  • Tektite: ".... It's not for another few weeks."
  • Rance: "..... Merry...... Whatever holiday we would've given to Zeus if the Omplypian Patheon survived to modern times?"
  • Tektite: "....."
  • Cable: "..... Rance, just, don't even try anymore....."
  • Tektite: "..... SERIOUSLY, WHAT IS THE MEANING OF THIS?!"
  • Talman: "..... SCATTER?! (The Iguanadons made a run for it)!"
  • Tektite: "WAIT, I AM EARNESTLY CURIOUS ABOUT- (The four escaped) Annnnnnnnnnnd they're not even gonna answer me. Ugh, muscle-bound f***wits! What were they trying to do anyway?"
  • Guan: How should I know? I mean, do they all have a crush on you or something? Do they have the Deviantart inflation fetish?
  • Tektite: Oh HAHA! But no, I think I need to have a SERIOUS conversation with Kyne about this!
  • Guan: Should I send a letter?
  • Tektite: F*** that! I don't want him to expect me. For all we know, he might've put those nincompoops up to it. Probably because of accusing me of being the one that created that insane laserlight-disguised omnilaser device found in the wedding room.
  • Guan: Well if THAT'S what they were doing here, they'd BETTER have had GOOD warrants. This isn't technically our home.
  • Tektite: "Okay, fine, I will! (Walks off) Of all the stupid things Kyne does around us!"
  • Guan: Well, given your experiments, they MIGH tend to cause destruction. With THIS mysteriously-appearing omnilaser appearing because of some traitor, we are OBVIOUSLY going to be questioned, or investigated.
  • Tektite: IF THEY WERE ACTUALLY DOING THEIR JOB, WHY DIDN'T THEY ASK ME?! ISN'T THAT THE FIRST THING YOU DO?!
  • Guan:... Yeah, good point. Looks like there was something to hide.
  • Tektite: In any case, I need you to stay behind and watch over the place until I get back.
  • Guan: You sure you'll be okay?
  • Tektite: Oh, I'll be fine. I'm elastic, AND chemically-powerful. I can take DAMN good care of myself. (Leaves)
  • Guan: I hope so. I, REALLY, hope so.

Chapter 5: Colonel Kyne's Betrayal

Kyne's Office

  • Kyne: WHAT DO YOU MEAN THE POWER WENT ON ABRUPTLY?!?
  • Gallagher: WE DON'T KNOW WHY, SIR, IT JUST, HAPPENED!! WE WERE CAUGHT IN THE ACT, BUT TEKTITE DIDN'T GET ANYTHING!
  • Kyne: DAMMIT! Why does it keep getting HARDER for me?!... SOMEONE'S ONTO US!
  • Titus: Took you until now to realize it? It's obvious that the Lodgers, Super Ops, Justic Teens, and even Phlegethon, have all discovered we're the traitors. It's only a matter of time before we get exposed and defeated.
  • Kyne: ERRRRRRAAAAAGGGHHHH!!! Alright, fine! Plan B! We HAVE to get my power randomization give me omnipotence, and FAST!
  • Titus: Well, we already tried to frame Tektite, albeit the doctor doesn't know that, but either way the odds of trying to ask nicely for the stuff is out in that now we would look suspitious now of why your Iguanadons were there to begin with! So that means we'll never get CLOSE to his quantonium.
  • Kyne: ERRRHH!! WELL, DO SOMETHING! YOU'RE THE WAR HERO HERE!!
  • Titus: Don't need to order ME to do it. I already have a plan. Tektite is likely coming to us for questioning without a prior notice. If he suspects a SINGLE thing, we're done!
  • Rance: THEN WHAT DO WE DOOHOOHOOHOOHOO- (Cable slapped him)
  • Cable: GET A HOLD OF YOURSELF, RANCE, WE CAN STILL DO THIS, JUST HEAR TITUS OUT!!
  • Titus: I'll go take care of retrieving the quantonium, and I may have to take out Guan if he's still there. I don't want our presence known, but we have no choice. Things are starting to fall apart around us. Just keep Tektite occupied, until I come and get the elixir you need for your power randomization.
  • Kyne: MAKE IT QUICK!!
  • Titus: What do you think I intend to do, talk more?! (He left)
  • Rance: (Gulps) We're SO dead!
  • Kyne: NO, we're NOT! I've come TOO FAR to be beaten NOW! Kemism MUST be saved! (As Tektite came in, and the 4 Iguanodons were shocked upon seeing him) As soon as I become omnipotent, I'll have a way to destroy Jem and take over Hades.
  • Cable: Uhhhh, boss?
  • Kyne: CABLE, I'M ALREADY FRUSTRATED THAT WE'VE BEEN FOUND OUT, WHAT COULD YOU POSSIBLY-
  • All 4: BEHIND YOU!!!
  • Kyne:... (He turned around and saw a shocked Tektite)... Aw... Zeus' Coprolites!
  • Tektite:... Y... YOU'RE the traitor?!
  • Kyne:... Oh this has REALLY gone to s***!! (He quickly tried using his telehypnosis, but Tektite stretched away from him and tried to flee) GET HIM!! (They all failed to do so until he was finally bested by Titus, getting knocked out by a stomp on the head, and he was abruptly tied up into a complex knot with his own flexible appendages)
  • Titus:... You're welcome!
  • Kyne: GREAT! Now we have a WITNESS!
  • Titus: Just KEEP HIM OCCUPIED! We were ALREADY going to have a witness anyway. I'll be back with the elixir you need!
  • Kyne: Alright alright! ERRGGGHH!! (He smashed his own table)... Everyone? Just watch out for anymore visitors! (They already left)
  • Titus:... Good luck handling Tektite once he regains consciousness. I've made it so that he can't be untied quickly, and his other powers will not help him without hurting him.
  • Kyne: JUST GO!!
  • Titus: OKAY! (He fled)
  • Cable: "(Facepalm) Just our luck. Our careers will be in shambles now!"
  • Rance: "Ugh, what's taking that stupid monkey and his friends so long anyway?!"

Meanwhile...

  • Enis: Okay, why is this investigation taking so long?!
  • Buttzmart: Yeah, you'd think we'd figure it out by now. We're usually GOOD at this.
  • Buttuskisserini: Well, a long investigation has to happen SOME time. Rome wasn't built in a day, EVEN if it had Superiors with them.
  • Enis: Then, again I ask, what's taking so long?
  • Buttuskisserini: Well, surprisingly, there's no evidence we can find regarding what REALLY caused Grotch's death.
  • Enis: Well then, that proves it was nothing more than gossip.
  • Buttuskisserini: We can't rule that out just yet. Not until we have more empirical evidence. We haven't checked EVERYWHERE just yet.
  • Buttzmart: Well where else can we look?
  • Buttuskisserini: "...... We could just try to directly ask Jem herself."
  • Enis: "Do that and Algor will kick our asses with his METAL LEGS!!"
  • Buttuskisserini: Then we just-
  • Enis: I mean, WOW, that's a question I'd expect Buttzmart to ask, NOT you.
  • Buttzmart: Hurtful, but not inaccurate.
  • Buttuskisserini: AHEM, I WAS TALKING!
  • Enis:... Sorry.
  • Buttuskisserini: As I was saying, we just have to do one of many things: ask those close to her, observe her for any words in relation to the true death of Grotch, or... Track down the ones who spoke of that gossip to begin with.
  • Enis:... BETTER idea. To avoid ANY risks of having Algor or anyone else kick out asses, I say we just find the GOSSIPERS!
  • Buttuskisserini:... Yes. I feel we should have done that from the start.
  • Enis: Then let's do it. Now, they were Iguanodons, and four to count, right?
  • Buttuskisserini: Right. And it took place in the 5th section of Prometheon's Main Street. All we have to do is get to the surveillance traffic cameras.
  • Enis: Sounds easy enough.
  • Buttuskisserini: Indeed.
  • Buttzmart: YAY, WE'RE FINALLY GETTING SOMEWHERE!!!
  • Enis: "(Sarcasticly) Yeah, big zippy do-dah."
  • Buttzmart: Aw, come on, be grateful it's FINALLY happening.
  • Buttuskisserini: For once, he's right. Come on!

Prometheon Main Street

  • Buttuskisserini: Alright. This is the place.
  • Enis: AAAAAAAAND it's been put under police quarantine. (They saw that)
  • Buttzmart: Well, we ARE from the Super Ops.
  • Enis: Have you seriously forgotten we're doing this WITHOUT permission?! We go down there and they see us, they'll be asking questions. Questions we CAN'T answer. We'll all be fired in an instant.
  • Buttzmart:... Darn.
  • Buttuskisserini: Not that we need to actually BE down there. We just need to refamiliarize ourselves with the area. Once we head to the surveillance network, we can see who those four really are.
  • Enis:... AGAIN, we can't be seen, or people will have us sent back to HQ and punished. We're NOT going to get access to the system by asking politely.
  • Buttuskisserini: (Sighs)... Then we have no choice. We'll have to break in and get the access ourselves.
  • Enis: BREAK IN?!? (They hid as they were nearly spotted)
  • Buttuskisserini:... (Sighs in relief) QUIET! And I said, we have no choice.
  • Enis: Sorry, but breaking the law is NEVER a choice.
  • Buttuskisserini: We've ALREADY broken the law by breaking police and Super Ops protocol. THIS is for the greater good.
  • Enis: (Quietly) SINCE WHEN?! We're JUST looking into a stupid gossip!! How are we supposed to explain that defying our superiors AND breaking in for surveillance and unauthorized espionage, among many OTHERS we might do, JUST to look into a gossip, is for the greater good?! There's NO WAY!
  • Buttuskisserini: Look, I don't know if this information MIGHT actually be useful, but we just HAVE to know.
  • Enis: You mean, YOU just have to know. We're only with you because I'd rather go down with you than stay in the Super Ops with HIM!
  • Buttzmart: Yeah, and I'm not the best member of my family.
  • Enis: NONE of us are!
  • Buttuskisserini: Look, it's too late to turn back, we have to do SOMETHING, and breaking into the surveillance network is the only way we can find out where those gossipers went.
  • Enis:... (Sighs) I hate it when you're right sometimes.
  • Buttuskisserini: "If it makes you feel better, I am not fond of the situation otherwise, but, Grotch will forgive this nessersary evil if it leads to the truth of the nature of this demise."
  • Enis: Well, if he doesn't, and nobody else does, then it's ALL on you!
  • Buttuskisserini: Fine by me! Now let's go! We're wasting more time.

Prometheon Network Station

  • Buttuskisserini: (They waited until the place closed up before sneaking in, and managed to cut power to it's cartoonishly elaborate and impossible-to-navigate security system before entering and turning on the surveillance network)... Alright. We're in.
  • Enis: That was PRETTY easy.
  • Buttzmart: Yeah.
  • Buttuskisserini: Don't jinx it! Come on! We need to find the right camera. (They searched and they eventually found the right camera and used it to watch the 4 Iguanodons as they traveled across town)
  • Enis: "Welp, we found our dumbasses, at least this is an easy risky situation."
  • Buttuskisserini:... (They saw them entering a government warehouse)... What's that?
  • Enis:... I think that's... Where Hades' head of the Royal Guard Kyne is staying.
  • Buttuskisserini:... But... Why? What would they need from HIM?
  • Buttzmart: Maybe they're fans who wanted an autograph?
  • Buttuskisserini: If THAT was the case, security wouldn't let them through. But they did. Why?
  • Enis:... Are they, undercover agents, or something? Why would they even need to spread some gossip?
  • Buttzmart: Maybe because they got bored?
  • Buttuskisserini: OR because they MIGHT have been ordered to do so.
  • Enis: What? Why would Kyne want to spread some dumb rumor?
  • Buttzmart: Maybe-
  • Enis: OH WOULD YOU PLEASE SHUT UP, NONE OF YOUR GUESSES ARE GONNA BE RIGHT!!
  • Buttuskisserini: Well, I don't know what, but I feel as if Kyne KNOWS about Grotch's death. We'll have to go there and find out for ourselves.
  • Enis: Go up to a CRANKY Triceratops' staying area? OH, WOW, WHAT COULD POSSIBLY GO WRONG, OH YEAH, A LOT!!
  • Buttuskisserini: "Am I to assume your familier with Kyne?"
  • Enis: "What kind of dedicated Hadesian hater would I be if I don't know the ones most capable of REALLY f*****g people up? Kyne is infamous for three things: Power Randomization, his intelligence, and REALLY F*****G BAD TEMPER!!"
  • Buttuskisserini: Well, we're gonna have to get near him. It's the only way we'll get answers.
  • Enis: I, REALLY, wish it wasn't.
  • Buttuskisserini: Well, they DID manage to cut connection from the network there.
  • Buttzmart: Must've had some private things that aren't our business.
  • Buttuskisserini: OR something else. Come on! (They left)

Warehouse

  • Kyne: (The three sneaked in and saw that Tektite was awake again)... FINALLY! You're awake. Now, I can FINALLY explain myself.
  • Tektite: I, HELP!! HELP- (Kyne used his telehypnosis to make him stop screaming)...
  • Kyne:... Just, HEAR me out! I have a GOOD reason for betraying Jem! She's trying to ruin Kemism!
  • Tektite:... (Unable to scream) Is that's what this is all about? It's just one change! A chance at redemption! I mean, if it helps, Jemuism is basicly Kemuism with a different name and, honestly at least close to a needed change the system needed!
  • Kyne: One THAT is not as effective in having people learn as having ruined hopes. It's certainly how MY family learned the best. We THRIVE on Kemism, but they won't learn best if they're allowed redemption. Redemption can ONLY do so much before they relapse and fall off the slippery slope again. HARSH REALITY IS THE BEST TEACHER BESIDE FAILURE!
  • Tektite:... Well, I did agree that would make sense, but what good is it if it makes people like the Soterians? All they wanted was a lawful home, but in a world with Kemism, that's impossible. Failure can only be a good teacher if there's lenient room to learn from, otherwise, there's nothing to learn from it.
  • Kyne: Well, that's HARDLY my problem.
  • Tektite:... Wow. I'm starting to see through their eyes now. We really are assholes.
  • Kyne: If following the law is a crime, then officer, take me away! Oh that's right, I AM THE LAW IN HADES!!! I will NOT let Jem ruin everything. I TRIED to do this the civil way and have her live, but she's constantly threatened our way of life, and only ONE change is enough to ruin it. Kemism DEFINES Hades, and we are NOTHING without it. This, JEMISM thing, CANNOT be allowed. She, MUST die. (Buttuskisserini's group saw this in horror)
  • Tektite:... If I know cartoons and shows, the bad guys ALWAYS lose. ALWAYS!
  • Kyne: Yeah, tell that to Thanos.
  • Tektite: The live-action verson doesn't count!
  • Kyne: Hey, I seen animated versons of him doing pretty well too at times! What I'm doing is RIGHT! I'm SAVING Hades from Jem's teenage tomfoolery. And I already have the perfect way to do it. The revelation, that Jem ACCIDENTALLY MURDERED GROTCH! (The three were shocked at that)
  • Buttuskisserini:... THAT'S why those Iguanodons spread it as a gossip!
  • Enis:... Were they... BUTTUS, YOU IDIOT!!! (The two noticed them with a Metal Gear exclamation sound)...
  • Buttzmart:... Enis, you IDIOT!!!
  • Enis: SHUT UP, BUTTZMART! Also, GLAD YOU GOT MY F*****G NAME RIGHT IN THE ONE TIME WHERE IT'S A BIT OF A BAD TIME?! (They were all captured)
  • Kyne: Heh. I was wondering when you three would show up again. Ugh, what a wasted investment you turned out to be. Granted, you are considered the big idiots of Super Ops, so, who am I to be disappointed, really? So, Buttkisser, you FINALLY found the truth to Grotch's death. Was it worth it?
  • Buttuskisserini: Yes, because as soon as I tell everyone-
  • Kyne: Then you'll be doing me a favor. We'll ALL be back underground in no-time, and Algor will NEVER want to see Jem, AGAIN!
  • Buttuskisserini:... (Sighs) How could you use me like that? What were you even hoping to get out of it?!
  • Kyne: A way to break the truth SUBTLY. If I were to tell it, they'd get suspicious. Which is why YOU three will do it FOR me, regardless of you finding out my betrayal.
  • Buttuskisserini: Over OUR DEAD BODIES!
  • Enis: UH, NO, I WOULD RATHER LIVE!!! Granted, I don't want to serve a Hadesian conspiracy neither, so, it's a conflict of interest for me personally-
  • Buttuskisserini: In case you forgot, I come from a family who fought by Grotch's side long ago. Psychic shields are one of the FIRST powers discovered and is practically as old as mental abilities in general. Your telehypnosis won't work on me.
  • Kyne: No... But I- WAIT!... I did it on you before. How did... Oh no!
  • Buttuskisserini: That's right... I have power randomization too. In fact, I'm the first Kratosian to have it, AND be the one to test it. Admittedly, I was a little hesitant to use it, but now, I can say it turned out useful. Now I have a psychic shield.
  • Enis: "..... Wow, you actually are the better of us, Kalvin."
  • Kyne:... Ugh, this is REALLY getting more and more ridiculously downhill. Then you're more dangerous than I thought.... Well then, I can do THIS: I can blackmail you. If you don't do what I say, I'll do one of MANY things. I can kill your partners, OR I can turn you into the Super Ops for doing this behind their backs.
  • Buttuskisserini: "I rather die in honor then serve a conspiracy against Hadesian leadership."
  • Enis: "Uh, again, not saying we WANT to die, it's just that, both are lose-lose situations for us and-"
  • Kyne: Alright. Say goodbye.
  • Enis: DAMMIT, BK!!
  • Buttuskisserini: YOU'D BE BEST DEAD WITH THE TWO OF US, AND I WILL DIE PROTECTING GROTCH'S SANCTITY!
  • Enis: WHAT A WASTE OF YOUR LIFE!
  • Kyne: SHUT UP!!! This will only hurt ONCE!
  • Gallagher: (The four Iguanodons came in) SIR! The wedding's about to start.
  • Kyne: WHAT?!?
  • Talman: They decided that with all the threats around, it was now or never. We MIGHT want to hurry!
  • Kyne: WHY?!? WHY DOES IT KEEP CRUMBLING DOWN AROUND ME?!? (He kept destroying more of the warehouse)... Well, it's INDEED now or never. If we don't kill her NOW, that ring will make her invincible, even for my power! I swear, Titus BETTER hurry with that elixir!
  • Rance: What about Jem's murder?
  • Kyne: Oh, we'll force that out of her, as soon as I become omnipotent! THAT, is our last shot! We're being exposed quickly! JUST MOVE, MOVE, GODDAMN MOVE!! (They did that)... Now where was I? OH YEAH, YOU THREE!! SAY GOODBYE!! WHEN YOU GET TO THE UNDERWORLD, TELL THEM I SENT YOU, AND WHEN YOU MEET HADES, SLAP HIM IN THE FACE, BECAUSE EXISTENCE IS NOTHING BUT THE GODS' CRUEL JOKE ON ALL OF US!
  • Titus: (He appeared abruptly with a tied-up Guan) Wow, overselling it much?
  • Kyne: WHOA!... Well, that was quick!
  • Titus: Come on, as if THIS gimp was any match for me. And yes, I have it. (He tossed him the elixir)
  • Kyne: WHEW! FINALLY, something is going right for me!
  • Buttuskisserini: NO!!!
  • Kyne: YES! AS SOON AS I GET THIS, I WILL BE UNSTOPPABLE! KEMISM, WILL LIVE!
  • Buttuskisserini: GRRRH!! (He suddenly broke free from his anti-power shackles with the other two by tossing a piece of wood at the control panel)
  • Kyne: NO! (The three plowed him into a wall and retrieved the elixir) GRRRRRHHHH!!!! NO!! I WILL NOT LET MY SUCCESS BE YANKED AWAY!! (He let loose and attacked them, as his power was able to make some work with BK's partners, even with Enis' force field powers, and Buttzmart's brute strength)... It, IS, OVER! (He grabbed Enis and Buttzmart by the heads) GIVE ME THAT ELIXIR!! (He started crushing their heads)
  • Buttzmart: GAAAHA, I POOPED 13 HOURS AGO!!! DEEEEUUUURRRP!!!
  • Enis: BK, JUST GIVE IT TO HIM, AAAHGH!!!
  • Buttuskisserini: (He managed to free them with quick attacks until Titus pinned him and grabbed the two again finishing the job) AHH!!
  • Titus: ENOUGH! GIVE HIM THE ELIXIR, NOW! (He starts to crush their skulls more)
  • Buttuskisserini: ALRIGHT!!! LET THEM GO!!
  • Titus: THAT'S BETTER! (He let them go and retrieved the elixir)... Kyne? It's time!
  • Kyne: (Grabbed the elixir) I COULDN'T HAVE SAID IT, BETTER!! (He injected the elixir)
  • Buttuskisserini/Enis/Buttzmart: NOOOO!!!!
  • Enis: "Wait, why did we all say that as if that's gonna stop anything?"
  • (Deadpool): "Because it's good for DRUMA!"
  • Kyne: (He found himself super-charged in omnipotent power)... Alright... How does this elixir work?
  • Titus: From what the label said, when the time comes, you can choose what power you want at will. As soon as the wedding is ready, omnipotence will be yours!
  • Kyne: YEHEHEHEHES!! IN YOUR FACES!! KEMISM WINS!! IN YOUR FA- (The three were gone with Tektite and Guan)... This is what I get for glouting, well deserved or not. No matter. By the time they get there, it'll be too late. Titus? Troops? We have WORK to do.
  • All: YES SIR!
  • Kyne: (He snorted like a rhino)... I'm coming for you, Jem!
  • Rance: (Scoffs) You love her that much, huh?
  • Kyne:... NOT LIKE THAT, YOU IDIOT?! (He punted him into the sky comically)

Meanwhile...

  • Buttuskisserini: (He and the others made it to a safe place)... We... We failed.
  • Tektite: HAS THAT HORNHEAD GONE MAD?!? DOES HE EVEN KNOW THAT ELIXIR HASN'T BEEN FULLY TESTED?!? HE JUST INJECTED, AN UNTESTED SERUM ON HIMSELF!!! DOES HE KNOW WHAT COULD HAPPEN?!? ALL THAT POWER, COULD SEND HIS POWER INTO FLUX!!! (Everyone looked at him)...... What?
  • Enis:... Wow. BK, looks like losing ACTUALLY made us win. HAH! SUCK YOUR OWN HORNS IF YOU CAN, BITCH!!
  • Buttuskisserini:... You're saying, that elixir was never tested?
  • Tektite: OF COURSE NOT!! I was HOPING to do it up here, that's why I had it in the FIRST place! I don't even know if my elixir is compatible to SURFACER Superior quantonium, much less a Hadesian Superior like THAT guy! It could do more than a flux. It could kill him.
  • Enis: "Well I don't consider that a bad thing since he's a dirty conspiractor, so, win-win, right? Problem deals with itself."
  • Tektite: Seeeeee... Here's the problem. Too much power in an unprepared Superior could... Theoretically... Cause him to explode in a powerful quantonium burst that could kill people and even irradiate the city with lethal quantonium radiation. Like a nuke, only, for Superiors.
  • Enis:... Aw, you gotta be KIDDING me! And you wonder why people aren't allowing for ALL your undocumented powers.
  • Guan: Look, nobody said science was easy. Especially chemical science.
  • Tektite: Bottom line, if he makes himself omnipotent, he could do more harm than he intended. He could DESTROY Prometheon.
  • Buttzmart: ".... Uh oh. I don't think we found a city to be a designated back up capital in case anything bad happens to Prometheon."
  • Enis: "Worse then that you idiot?! THIS MIGHT CAUSE ANOTHER CRIMINAL COMMUNITY TO RISE UP IN A SURVIVING NATION AND CAUSE ANOTHER DISHASTOR BASED WAR TO POP UP AND SHIT?!"
  • Buttuskisserini: "..... That accursed excuse of a horn head is going to ruin everything Grotch has established simply over politics?! Inexcuseable?!
  • Tektite: TELL me about it! I thought the guy had issues before, but THIS?! I mean, I can buy he'd want to do this for Kemism, but it's just ONE change. It's not really a disrespect to Kem's grave. We gotta stop him!
  • Buttuskisserini: Kind of the idea of our intentions, i believe.
  • Enis: And how the HELL are we gonna do that? We can't do it ourselves, and I doubt the Super Ops are gonna help us since we ALMOST got duped into exposing something for him.
  • Guan: No... But I think I know who MIGHT.
  • Enis: "At this point I'm game for anything."

Shell Lodge Van

  • Lodgers: HE DID WHAT?!
  • Enis: "Oh I'm sorry, did we stutter? We said-"
  • Icky: "WE HEARD YOU JUST FINE, PENIS?! THAT WAS A DRUMATIC REACTION?!"
  • Enis: Don't call me that!
  • Icky: "Then don't BE a Penis, Penis?!"
  • Buttzmart: "Waiiiiiiiit, so your name IS Penis, Penis?"
  • Enis: "D'OHHHHHHHHHHH, AND HE WAS FINALLY GETTING IT RIGHT TOO?! DAMN IT?!"
  • Buttuskisserini: GENTLEMEN?!
  • Enis: I KNOW ALREADY!! GUYS, WE HAVE GOT TO STOP KYNE BEFORE HE BLOWS HIMSELF UP WITH EVERYONE AROUND HIM!!
  • Kowalski: PLEASE tell me there's an antidote, because with HIS cunning, I DOUBT he'll just STAND still. Also, we may not be a kids show anymore, but I for one would NOT want to be covered in his blood when he blows up.
  • Tektite: Relax, I ALREADY had an antidote set up in case the elixir didn't work as planned. I DO have chemical powers, so I CAN do that.
  • Ororo: Good. Death seems TOO good a punishment for him.
  • Tyrone: You kidding? Someone as dangerous as him? If he's smart enough to get a powerhouse like Titus on his side, AND could easily become immortal, I think he's too dangerous to live. You can lock him up anyway you like, but he'll find ways and cause MORE trouble.
  • Ororo: Zeus Christ, Tyrone, what is WITH you lately?
  • Tyrone: (Sighs) Sorry, stress from the situation of reevaluating again.
  • Lord Shen: Don't blame you. But still, you WOULD make a valid point of Kyne being too dangerous to live, but to someone like Jem and Superiors with no limits, they can SURELY handle him so that he won't do ANY harm.
  • Max: Eh, he's got a point there. We've dealt with PLENTY of omnipotent beings before, and we know pretty much how to deal with ANY we confront.
  • Sam: Indeed. Gods, immortals, it doesn't matter.
  • Guan: CAN YOU PLEASE THINK OF SOMETHING?!? HE'S ON HIS WAY TO ALGOR AND JEM, AND WE NEED TO-
  • Tektite: (Rubber-slapped him) GET A HOLD OF YOURSELF, GUY!! We can figure it out!
  • Guan: THEN DO IT!!
  • Mr. Dodo: Alright, DAD! Just let us come up with a plan. With someone as OP as Titus around, I doubt we'll get close enough to give Kyne that antidote of yours. The guy, from what I heard from other Hadesians, can toss our van around like it's nothing. That hadn't been done since Shark Lord.
  • Skipper: Yeah, HE'D be good at competitive bitch toss too, and we've SEEN what that bruiser can do!
  • Tektite: You have no idea. Titus is a war hero, and his powers make him a force to be reckoned with.
  • Mr. Dodo: But let's discuss the plan as we get there, kay? I don't want this conversation distracting us. (They set off)

The Wedding's Location

  • Flechette: (On the phone) And you're sure?
  • (Kowalski): Yes. Kyne's heading to your location as we speak.
  • Feilong: Well it's about time we did something. Not to worry. Io's been left on parole for his good behavior and help in taking down Medusasaurus, so we should handle this well enough for you to come.
  • (Kowalski): Good. Just be careful. Anything can happen.
  • Flechette: Just leave it to us to keep you guys ready. We've done distractions before, and made them look LESS like distractions.
  • (Enis): JUST HURRY!!! KYNE IS SO UNPREDICTABLE NOW, AND NOT JUST BECAUSE I'M NOT FROM HADES!!!
  • Feilong: Yikes, guys, you must've been through a lot to get THIS hectic.
  • Flechette: Let's just move, okay? Get Io!
  • The duo zoomed off as Jem was in a dressing room having been fitted for a regel Hadesian wedding attire.
  • Talona: ".... Jem, you look magnifisent."
  • Jem: "(Sighs), Thanks, it, kinda makes me feel better about how freaking fast this s***'s been going. I was hoping to spend at least some final days as just Al's friend before we got to this point."
  • Talona: "Well, the sisters of fate are always fickle to our own plans, Jem. The best we can do is, cope with them."
  • Jem: True. I mean, I have started to have feelings for Algor, anyway. But... Still... I just hope he'll handle the truth. It's not going to be a secret forever.
  • Moira: No it will not. But I can safely tell you that you can merely hope for the best if it happens. I cannot reveal the future for your own good, but I'm sure you can-
  • Jem: Look, Moira, you DID say I wouldn't like it, so... It's clear that it's not going to last forever. As soon as he hears the truth, it's over for us. You don't need to tell me anything... (Sighs)... Because you've obviously told enough... But if it's for the good of both worlds... I'll do what I can until it ends. (Sighs harder and left)
  • Moira:... Well, I didn't say THAT.
  • Talona:... You are SO hard to read sometimes.
  • Moira: That's the point of being the royal soothsayer.
  • Zalman: MADAM! The forces are already in place.
  • Talona: Are Kyne, Titus, and Lockheed present?
  • Zalman: Yes, but Kyne and Titus said they can't just be IN the wedding. With the 'traitor' rumors running around, they said they need to be on their guard.
  • Talona: Wise decision. (Moira just sighed at that)
  • Zalman:... So, do WE watch over the wedding for any surprises?
  • Talona: What do you think?
  • Zalman:... Point taken. We ARE Jem's bodyguards. Alright. I'll tell my sibbies to be on their toes.
  • Talona: Do what you must. This is perhaps the most important era of Kratos and Hades. Whoever this traitor may be, we have to be ready since I KNOW in my GUT he or she will strike there.
  • Zalman: All over it like dino s***! (He left)
  • Elsewhere, Algor was seen anxious at the alter.
  • Figdit: "..... Nervious about the big day, sir?"
  • Algor: "Depends, what do you call the fact I have to adorn the faciest robes my taler can make on short notice cause of the wedding being dishastoriously accerateded thaks to Traitor rumors?! This has not gone smoothly in the slighest!"
  • Figdit: "Aw don't tell me you were hoping for a storybook wedding."
  • Algor: "No, I....... I just wanted this to be perfect. It isn't just my life that's changing. It's Kratosian and Hadesian relations changing, and this wedding will end up being remembered more for the calamities then the actual wedding!"
  • Figdit: "Al, you're making a big fuzz over something I'm sure the Lougers are gona deal with. They handled Shamus just fine."
  • Algor: "..... I, I only want things to be perfect for her. After everything she went through."
  • Figdit: I'm sure it'll be fine. You know her, you can make her feel better.
  • Algor:... Yeah... I... I'm sure I will. (Figdit just left)... (Sighs)... (He later arrived at Grotch's statue)... Why am I bothering with Grotch's statue when I know his spirit is in the Pyo Core? (Goes off to the location of the core in a power generator)... Good grief the wedding stress is worse then I thought. Grotch? Are you there by any chance? I... I have some questions.
  • Grotch: (He animated the core)... Oh. Algor. It's... Surprising you called me.
  • Algor: Why, I mean, what were you doing in Elysium, or, whatever afterlife you're in assuming you're not in the first one?
  • Grotch: Not much besides being at peace. Many of us did after we died.
  • Algor:... See, that's what I called for. I... I can't shake his off feeling. I... I'm getting married to... Jem.
  • Grotch: I-... Well... I must admit that is... Surprising. Me and Kem tried to make peace with each other before since the Hadesians were resurrected prehistoric creatures from fossils infused with quantonium in the ground.
  • Algor:... I know this is something I'm already well versed with all my life, but good glories that justification for existence still gets to me. But fair enough, I've heard odder. Anyway, uh... I NEED to know... Did... Did Jem, kill you?
  • Grotch:... (Sighs)... I had a deep feeling this was coming.
  • Algor:... Oh my glories I do not like that implication, she DID kill you?! (Starts tearing up) I mean, considering what happened to her father with you and the senate, it's not a logical surprise, but, I figured her better then that and-
  • Grotch: Not intentionally, no! Now ease the tears, even if that suit is water proof... Just... Be ready for what I am about to tell you, okay? It might be used against Jem if you have more to worry about here....

Later...

  • Kyne:... Alright, is everyone set?
  • Titus: As they'll ever be. Lockheed and Zalman are occupied close to the wedding, and we're all ready to strike.
  • Kyne: And you're absolutely sure we're prepared for those Lodgers and any other heroes should they decide to butt in before it's time?
  • Titus: Absolutely. It's like I always said, keep your friends close, and your enemies closer.
  • Kyne: I say that too. So, good work.
  • Titus: And trust me, with MY power, nothing is coming an inch near you!
  • Kyne: GOOD! My power randomization will randomize in 5 minutes. From telehypnosis to omnipotence. I'll have the power to destroy Jem before she puts on the ring, take over Hades, and save Kemism once and for all.
  • Titus: Well, with that said, let's get started. But... Just be careful. Lockheed may've been mostly absent, but who's to say he wasn't working behind the scenes? He was a GOOD spy. His wings may've been crippled, but his super-flight made the purpose of it moot.
  • Kyne: Hah. I've had some of my troops keep an eye on him and keep HIM occupied. Or rather, you have as well.
  • Titus: Yes, but I'm just saying, Lockheed is the leader of the Agile Division for a reason. He's smarter than some give credit for.
  • Kyne: Just do what you can. I have to focus on becoming omnipotent and striking with NO setbacks.
  • Titus: "Don't forget that this is essentually our last chance now."
  • Kyne: Which is why I am DONE holding back. I want EVERY loose end tightened. Those do-gooders are going to ruin everything unless I have this LAST chance COUNT! NOW GO!
  • Titus: YES SIR! (He left)
  • Kyne:... I'm sorry to do this to your daughter, Kem. But... Your reputation and success is on the line because of her. At least you'll be reunited with her. Can't promise that the method of unionisation would be, any less unpleasent when how you died. (He stretched as unnatural cartoonish cracks were heard) WHOO!!! Let's wreck this joint.

Wedding Altar

  • Algor: (He saw that Jem walked down as traditional wedding music played. He was rather enamored with her looks and she arrived, with what Grotch told him still lingering)... ("Okay... This is going to be a nightmare to admit what I know. But... Grotch made some good points. This COULD have been used against me, and it could still be used against others, unless I do something about it... But the truth HAS to be revealed before it does.")... (Deep breath)
  • Jem:... You sure dress nice. Even if it's just like, a fancy cape.
  • Algor: Well, sans the cape comment, you dressed up rather nice yourself. (The two chuckled)... Uh... Eheh... So... Let's get this over with.
  • Jem: Let's. I mean, I know this is supposed to be a happy moment, but, the attempts at me soured the crap out of everything and sucked all the fun out. (They went to the altar and met with Moira who was the priest)
  • Moira:... Hadesians and Kratosians, we are gathered here today in matrimony for the marriage of Master Jorgon Algorithm, and Jemmy Skrawn.
  • Jem: Ugh, I know how these marriages work, this is gonna take a while.
  • Moira: Relax, Jem, it'll be quick. But... I feel as if Algor has something to say. So, let us give him his speech.
  • Algor:... Thank you.
  • Jem:... Wow, that came out of left field for me, but, okay, I'll work with this.
  • Moira: You might want to get ready for something, dear. What he says is gonna... Surprise you.
  • Jem:... What do you-
  • Moira: Just listen.
  • Algor:... Everyone... I want to thank both sides of our lands for joining us. Growing up, I never had much to go on. I thought that uniting our continents would help unite more than I ever knew. But in truth, it only brought harm and a civil war. But, I suppose it's still better then how the Emperor in the time of the Good-Evil Wars had handled things, am I right? (The audience laughed a bit)... I see things are rather tense with what's happen recently at all that got was a light chuckle. Well that or I was never one for jokes. (A Slight healthier laughter was heard as even Jem got a giggle in). But, wanting to be serious again... Since I met Jem... Even when we were just friends as children, we thought of ourselves as JUST friends... This has changed from not just marrying for peace between two worlds. But now... I genuinely fell in love with her. Now that we're both older... Seeing that she has hardly changed, super-power aide aside... Made me see so much more charm in it. The fact she wants to change our worlds for the better, is something I see myself doing. But... We both have pasts we regret.... I have recently discovered something... Disturbing.... Jem... Killed Grotch. (Everyone was shocked, including Jem, with a cartoonish expression, as well as the arriving Kyne) HOWEVER, before some of you throw any reactive fits, it was not intentional. See... Ever since Grotch was forced to execute Kem, and Jem was given his responsibilities too soon, and when she already had enough grief to deal with, she was too young to process it right, and resorted amend this woe, but it was not meant to be with death, albeit with the not any better act of usurp clearly made only by a grief-infected mind. Let's please remember that Jem was known best to act before she thinks, I'm sure some of you have known this, you know who you are, I reckitnese those from the clown wrestling thing awhile back. It was her first time experiencing loss. Don't pretend none of you wouldn't've done something simular if Grotch was forced to wrong you for any reason, indirectly or otherwise. But... As she tortured him on his 1105th birthday, Grotch was able to talk some sense into her. She spared him... But... The injuries she brought with his age proved too fatal.... And, he died irreguardless. Thus, it lead to the reason why Jem had Hadesians seperate from Kratosians.... It was meant to be an act of self-exile.
  • Jem:... I... H... How did you find out?!
  • Algor: I asked Grotch's spirit. He used to inhabit the golden statue at the Temple, but... Well, he has a better home in the Pyo Core.
  • Jem: "..... F**********K?! HOW DID I NOT FIGURE HE WAS A GHOST NOW?!"
  • Algor: If it helps, I didn't really thought of asking him until now when the Lougers had brought up that concern. I was, understandably in denial at first cause, well, you are too pure for such things otherwise. Guess it's my own fault for not realising that you're just as mortal as us all and that you only simulate a goddness' beauty. It, also didn't helped that you did acted anxious about the subject. Perhaps that was the most, fatal red flag as it were. (Jem looked down in regret)... But... He convinced me that you were in a stressful situation, and you had no way to process this circumstance. In fact, it mirrors my own feelings with being leader. I was born during Grotch's first days as a Superior when he fought Chernabog, and as I grew up, I realized that Kratos was doing poorly with each other and outside worlds, so my political father Ezekiel Algorithm attempted to unite the continents together so that economy, employment, communities, and so on can improve. But... Unlike my attempt, he wanted to use a war machine as opposed to a godly statue he was going to use. The effort he needed to make it happen and all the controversy from such a misinterpretation got him sick. He died when I was too young to take his place, and at such a young age, I felt finishing his work differently would make me proud of myself. But in truth... It damaged things, just like Jem's act did.
  • Jem:... I... I never considered that.
  • Algor:... So yes. I don't blame you. You were just too young for this kind of responsibility like I was when my father died. We're more similar than I thought, and that alone... Is enough for me to love you, and call you my wife.
  • Jem:... All this time... The truth was all I needed to be in true love with you.... OH WHAT A CRAZY IRONY!! (She hugged him as the audience awed)
  • Kyne: (His jaw dropped)... (Starts blabbing like an idiot)
  • Jem: WELL, GOOD FOR ME, I WAS GOING TO ADMIT IT MYSELF IN MY SPEECH, AND I WAS ACTUALLY GOING TO SAY THE SAME THING!!! I WAS DREADING HAVING TO SAY IT!! BUT... NOW, WE CAN DO THIS!! (Kyne saw in horror as Algor got the ring out)
  • Moira:... In that case... People, speak now or forever hold your p- Oh boy! Forgot to see this one com- (Kyne came in and smashed Moira through a wall)
  • Kyne: I, OBJECT!!!!
  • Jem: KYLE?!?
  • Kyne: KYNE?! KYNE?! IT'S BLOODY KYNE?! (Titus and the Iguanodons appeared and held everyone at fingerpoint)
  • Rance: NOBODY MOVE!! I HAVE ANTIMATTER POWERS, AND I AM NOT AFRAID TO USE THEM!!! (Kyne snatched the Quantonium Jewel ring)
  • Jem: KYLE, WHAT THE FUCK, DUDE?! I KNOW YOU'RE A HARDASS, BUT THIS?! I'M PRETTY SURE I DON'T PAY YOU TO CRASH WEDDINGS AT RANDOM?!
  • Kyne: "I JUST SAID IT WAS KYNE, YOU FAILED MATURITY BRAT?! Also, IT'S NOT IN YOUR DIRECT RESPONDSABILITY TO PAY US?!"
  • Jem: "Well who do ya think APPROVES OF YOUR PAYCHECKS?!"
  • Algor:... Kyne, YOU were the traitor, this whole time?!
  • Jem: "DUH, DUH, LE WHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAT?!"
  • Kyne: WELL, DUH! JEM WANTED TO DESTROY EVERYTHING KEM MADE THAT KEPT MY FAMILY STRONG! THE VERY BELIEF, THAT MADE HADES WHAT IT IS! I COULDN'T LET HER RUIN IT!! THIS IS THE ONLY WAY! JEM, MUST BE KILLED!
  • Jem: I-I-I, KYLE, THIS, IT'S JUST ONE CHANGE! WHAT THE SHIT, BRO?!
  • Kyne: IT'S KYNE, AND THIS ONE CHANGE CAN STILL DO DAMAGE! PEOPLE CAN'T CHANGE THROUGH REDEMPTION! OTHERWISE, THEY MIGHT RELAPSE! DISCIPLINE THROUGH RUINED DREAMS AND FAILURE TO REACH THEM IS THE BEST METHOD OF TEACHING A SUPERIOR TO RESPECT THEIR POWERS, USE THEM RIGHT, AND PREVENT VILLAINY! I'm sorry, Jem, it pains me to kill Kem's daughter... But then again, you two aren't related, now are you?
  • Jem:..... (Breaks into laughter)! Aw man, Kyle, I thought you for a realist! I mean, you, ice me off?! I mean granted, the stupid laser would've done it, but ya don't have that anymore, so, you're just being an angry DUMBASS NOW?! I mean, bro, for real, you DO know I am omnipote- (Something pulsed inside of Kyne)... Oh Fuck my Life.......
  • Algor: Is he about to fart?
  • Kyne:... It's time! My power randomization is kicking in! (He pulsed in quantonium energy and grew stronger) OMNIPOTENCE, IS MINE! (Everyone watched in horror as he grew stronger and he screamed in extreme anime-style) SAY HELLO, TO THE NEW LEADER, OF HADES!
  • Jem:... I, DON'T think power randomization is supposed to do that.
  • Kyne: ANOTHER gift from Tektite aside from that laserlight-disguised omnilaser. NOW I CAN DESTROY YOU! BUT, FIRST... (He smashed the ring)
  • Jem: AW NOT COOL, BRO, THAT RING BELONGED TO AL'S MOM- (They found that the jewel was still intact)- Duh, duh wha!
  • Kyne: WHAT?!? (He tried and failed to destroy the jewel)
  • Algor: Yeah, you DO realize those gems are made by Omnipotent Superiors and ergo, have the ability to handle their own power in being made by them, so at most, you're just making it stronger. This such ring was designed to boost and compliment their powers as well as regulate excess power. It's basicly an anti-flux device.
  • Kyne:... Ugh, I think this is what father meant about controling my temper. Makes me miss the point like that.
  • Jem: "Okay, yeah, Kyle, if you're done with your job-costing episode, of which I want to talk to you about that QUICKLY AFTER, DUDE, I would like the ring back so we can get this trainwreck of a marriage done properly-"
  • Kyne: IT'S KYNE?! And tough, because I'll just keep it until my power randomization changes, AND after I kill you!
  • Titus: EVERYONE, OUT, NOW! THIS, IS POLITICAL BUSINESS!! (Everyone ran out except for the Iguanodons who kept watch outside)
  • Jem:... Et tu, Titus?.... (Giggles), I always wanted to say that. But being real here, just..... Why Dude? I always thought you were like Kyle but more dignifived.
  • Kyne: "KYNE?!"
  • Titus: Oh, COME ON, YOU CHILD IN LEADER'S ROBES!! YOU KNOW WHY!! YOUR actions will give Scirius a chance to walk away with NO consequence, ALL WITHOUT ADMITTING ANYTHING ABOUT WHAT HE DID TO MY SISTER!!
  • Jem: "Oh is that what this is about? Look, if it helps, I can have Moiry interview the guy and-"
  • Titus: Your too late to rebuy my loyalty with even something like THAT, Jem?! I WILL BE DAMNED IF I LET HIM GET AWAY WITH THAT, AND YOU'RE BASICALLY GIVING HIM THAT CHANCE!!
  • Jem: I-I'M SORRY, BUT-
  • Titus: BUT NOTHING! YOU BETRAYED YOUR OWN FATHER NO MATTER IF IT WAS JUST A TINY CHANGE! WE'RE DOING HIM A FAVOR!
  • Jem: "Oh come on, don't ya think my dad would've brought changes to Kemuism the moment these problems would've come up- (Titus grabs Jem's neck) EEEEYAAAAAH?!"
  • Titus: "But he would've done it that still respected the initional vision! Your "Tiny Change" is still shy of how he would've handled it! And Kem has made it, very clear, that anything short of TRUE Kemuism, will not stop Dark Freewill?! And you, are too shy of EVER being like him to accreately represent his dream?! Honestly, I kinda liked you better then you did NOTHING about Kemuism, negitively NOR positively. Now, you are about to wish you didn't entertained the whims of aliens?!"
  • Algor: LET HER GO!! (He attacked with his laser vision and staff, but neither hurt Titus)... Oh, crap! Ugh, see, this is why I have allowed vigilantie heroes to exist in Kratosian socity, cause clearly I can't always be able to beat everyon- (Titus grabbed him by the head with his telekinesis and began to slightly tear off pieces of his metallic body) AAAAAHAHHHAAAAA!!!
  • Jem: "AL?!"
  • Titus: You will not interfere, you litteral shell of your former glory, or I will rip you apart, PIECE, BY, PIECE!!! (He tossed him into a wall)... You shoud've kept true to that previous attempt to retire, Algorithm.
  • Gallagher: SIR, THERE'S SOMEONE COMING!!!
  • Kyne: WHAT?! (He saw from a distance that it was a large army of Io clones charging in at full literal power)... IO!!! So I guess Medusasaurus didn't really got rid of you after all?! URRGH!! BETTER DO THIS QUICK- (Jem teleported away, but Kyne just teleported her back and negated her omnipotence and left her powerless)
  • Jem: AAHH!!... KYLE, YOU DIRTY CHE- AAHH!!! (Kyne attacked at full power with fire until he found she was gone)
  • Kyne: WHAT?!? (He saw that Feilong had saved her) GIVE, HER, BACK, SOTERIAN!! (He froze Feilong in place, but Flechette used her bite venom to tackle him) AAHHH!!! YOU FILTHY- (He blasted her into a wall unconscious, but the distraction from the Io clones charging it kept the blast from killing her)
  • Io: CHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGE!!! DADADADA-DADAAAAA!!! (The clones managed to fend off the Iguanodons while also distracting Titus even with all his power)
  • Kyne: GRRRHHHH!!!! (He vaporized all the clones with a snap and found everyone was gone)... Oh, you can't hide from ME! (He snapped, but nothing happened)... NOW WHAT?!?

Meanwhile...

  • Buttuskisserini: (His power randomization with help from Tektite's quantonium vials gave him Pictor's power immunity)... Alright, this should save you guys from Kyne's quick-win moves.
  • Jem: WHEW! That, was WAY TOO close!
  • Algor: But we do know that the jewel is still intact. He can't destroy it while he is omnipotent. All he did was made it stronger since it was meant to be a method to curb excess power.
  • Icky: Though it didn't help he knows that now should he discover that HE WAS USING AN UNTESTED SERUM THAT'S GONNA MAKE HIM GO KA-BOOM?! Now should the asshole know that, that ring will be a literal lifesaver and now we're just stuck with an over-powered Three-Horn!
  • Algor: Well let's at least be thankful him exploding's a non-issue now either way. But, thanks for the quick save back there-.... Wait, run that by me again?
  • Tektite: Oh, that'll only be a problem if we don't give him treatment.
  • Algor:... Treatment?
  • Icky:... Uh, yeah, when I say explode, I don't MEAN, JUST explode!...

French Narrator: One Explanation Later...

  • Algor: (He was like this)
    Nostalgia_Critic_"WHAAAAAAAT"

    Nostalgia Critic "WHAAAAAAAT"

  • Icky: "Hey, like ya said, at least we know the guy can just use the ring to not explode."
  • Algor: "IT'S NOT NECESSSARILY REASSURING!! YOU SAID SO YOURSELF, KYNE BEING ABLE TO CURB THAT POWER IS NOT AN IMPROVEMENT TO HIM BEING A TIME BOMB!!"
  • SpongeBob: Calm down Algor. We can stop this either way. Good thing we now have DOUBLE protection from Kyne thanks to Tektite AND BK's power randomization. REEEEEEEEALLY good thing. He won't find us in this quantonium-fielded van. His omnipotence is STILL quantonium-based in nature.
  • Kowalski: You're WELCOME!
  • Tane: SOWHATDOWEDONOW?! KYNEAIN'TJUSTGONNAGIVEUP, ANDWEJUSTLEFTTHETEMPLEHISFORTHETAKING! HE'LLLIKELYHAVEPEOPLEASHOSTAGES!!
  • Flechette:... For once, I understood him, and he's right. He's going to have hostages and demand us to return.
  • Jem: "I'm, surprised you two came to save me, considering-"
  • Feilong: "Hey try not to mistake us being like Meddy, she was always the rotten egg of the Soters anyway! Not the accreate picture of what we wanted."
  • Flechette: "But it's no trouble. You already repaid us for this in advanced for being set to finally fix Hadesian society. We owe too much to you to let Kyne do anything to you."
  • Yan Yan: "You may want to hold off the praise for better times, cause Kyne's still an issue."
  • Io: Just keep it up. I can make as many clones as I wish from here, so he won't EVER get a break. (Hundreds of Io clones were seen attacking the place as Kyne was wiping them out periodically with Titus)
  • Algor:... He has GOT to go down, NOW! He might destroy Prometheon! Both whether he would intend it or not if he remains ignorent to how flawed that serum was!!
  • Enis: "Ya know, if it wasn't for the threat that this explosion is comparable to a nuke, I would've opted to just let the asshole blow up!"
  • Algor: "Well the explosion of influxing IS A GRAVER ISSUE THAN IF IT'S JUST HIM!! So it's not like we can just let him destroy himself!"
  • Jem: ".... The only thing I can really get at him now is an Omnilaser, but the ones that were near us are both WRECKED!! How can we get another on short notice? I've been COMPLETELY depowered here thanks to his little cheating!"
  • Flechette: "..... Everyone, I'm about to suggest something risky, and I need everyone's full trust in this."

Medusasaurus' Cell

  • Medusasaurus was coiled up in fetal position as she was cornered into a corner like a scared animal.
  • Medusasaurus: "(Wimpering)...."
  • Merlin: (The heroes teleported to her cell) Medusasaurus?
  • Medusasaurus: AAAAAHHH- (She fell head-first into her cell's toilet as she gurgled)
  • Ed Hyena: PHAHAHAAAAAHAHAHAHA (GAAASP)!!!
  • Banzai: Oh, come on, that's not THAT funny, we've saw that happen to Qui at least once-
  • Medusasaurus: (Gurgling) CRAP, I FORGOT TO FLUUUUSH!!! BUT AT LEAST THE WORSE THIS SITUATION HAS IS JUST PEE WATER!?
  • Banzai:... (He laughed just as hard)
  • Icky and Iago snickered at this.
  • Thunderclap: "(Wheezes), Lady, ya really need to flush more often!"
  • Ororo: GUYS!
  • Banzai: WHAT?!? IT'S HOW WE COPE WITH THIS S****Y SITUATION HERE!!!
  • Tyrone: (Sighs and levitates Medusasaurus out of her toilet as she spit cartoonishly)
  • Medusasaurus: UGH?! YUCK?! BLACH?! YOU LITTLE S***BAGS!!! DID YOU REALLY HAVE TO DO THAT?!?
  • Archimedes: We assumed someone like you wouldn't be THAT big a weenie.
  • Merlin: Archimedes!
  • Archimedes: "Am I wrong though?"
  • Medusasaurus: WELL HOW WOULD YOU REACT IF SOMEONE JUST TELEPORTED RIGHT BEHIND YOU LIKE THAT?!?
  • Icky: "Tecnecally it was right in front of you-"
  • Flechette: Okay, can we FOCUS here?!
  • Medusasaurus:... Well well. If it isn't the FAILED do-gooder. How's life been since Soteria went to S***, Bexley?
  • Flechette: Not as pitiful as your current condition. Now PLEASE focus-
  • Medusasaurus: OH, BEING HOMELESS IS JUST AS PITIFUL AS BEING LOCKED UP!! But, at least it's not WITH PHLEGETHON!!
  • Flechette: AHEM, CAN WE PLEASE-
  • Medusasaurus: I MEAN HAVE YOU SEEN HOW HE TREATS HIS PRISONERS?! This is KINDA why people don't wanna be arrested. The guy has a LOT of slow days.
  • Flechette: If you would just listen-
  • Medusasaurus: And yeah, if anything, that treatment turns us more loopier than a children's slide.
  • Flechette: QUIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEET!!!!... (Deep breath)... Medusasaurus... I think you'll find that things have gotten serious, and now we need help.
  • Medusasaurus:... (Chuckles) Let me GUESS: Kyne got a hold of Prometheon? Well, I believe this is the part where I say, I TOLD you so.
  • Icky: "In our defense lady, ya shouldn't've started things out with attempted acts of re-inacting the Red Wedding on Jem."
  • Medusasaurus: "Like that excuses you people ignoring me when I tried to warn you!"
  • Jem: Hey, ALSO in our defense, you kinda have that "Crazy Lady" vibe going on here, far as we can tell back then, you were just ranting crazy talk! I think you should be a LOT more grateful I'm TRYING to help Superiors like you.
  • Medusasaurus: You kidding? If you had made this 'Jemism' idea of yours EONS ago, NONE of this would've happened. Instead, you chose to be afraid of your daddy haunting you if you desecrated his precious Kemism. You, are SUCH, a daddy's girl.
  • Jem: Lady, my wedding, was ruined by a guy I once trusted my life to! I'm kinda not in a mood for you to s***-talk me!
  • Medusasaurus: "As opposed to you having a mood when you want to be s***-talked to?"
  • Jem: "I-..... Oh-ho-ho, it's not enough you're crazy, but you have to be sassy too, bitch?!"
  • Algor: Jem, watch it, you don't have powers right now.
  • Medusasaurus: OH, REALLY?!?
  • Jem: "..... Oh thanks a lot, Al!"
  • Algor: UGH! Why did I have to have such a big mouth here?! Well, DON'T THINK YOU CAN GET AWAY WITH TRYING TO KILL HER!
  • Medusasaurus: "As if I can anyway given I'm f*****g surrounded by you twits!"
  • Algor: Glad you understand that, but it's not just that! KYNE'S TRYING TO DO IT TOO! We came to ask for help to take him down.
  • Medusasaurus: Well FORGET it! You embarrassed me and laughed at my misfortune. That's NO way to ask for help.
  • Icky: "If it makes ya feel better lady, we're kinda infamous for making crappy first impressions."
  • Cynder: "Also, you started out wanting to assassinate Jem and teaming up with a bunch of Kratos' villains. Kinda hard for you to be treated with respect like that."
  • Medusasaurus: "..... I mean, okay FINE, I get that I didn't do anything to EARN any respect all things considered, I'm self-aware of what I tried to pull! It's just.... How did you people WANT me to behave?! I've always been treated unfairly for being..... WELL LOOK AT ME?! I DON'T HAVE LEGS?! Just arms?! I MAKE THE JURASSIC PARK VERSION OF MY SPECIES LOOK ACCURATE!! HOW ELSE AM I SUPPOSED TO REACT TO WELL DEMONSTRATED MOCKERY AT MY EXPENSE?! I, I was CLOSE to being taken to a secret laboratory to be treated like a science project?! I, I came from a life where it's as if, I'M THE UNIVERSES' PUNCHING BAG?!"
  • Savio: "Well actually had not been for the arms, you'd be more like the Universes' jumprope-"
  • Medusasarus: "STILL SERVES MY POINT?! Even my so-called saviors haven't treated me right?! They never considered my ideas?!"
  • Feilong: "In our defense, a lot of your ideas would've ended making people LIKE KEMISM A BIT MORE CAUSE OF PROVING KEM'S POINT ABOUT HOW DANGEROUS FREE WILL IS!!"
  • Flechette: "If not dishonor Soter's name."
  • Medusasaurus: "Oh, and hoping for DADDY'S LITTLE PRINCESS TO GET OVER IT BROUGHT MORE FRUIT?!"
  • Flechette: "Cisthene, please, following your example would not help Soter's problem any more then what has occurred."
  • Medusasaurus: "How would you know that if you haven't tried it?"
  • Feilong: "It's called "HINDSIGHT"! Just because a bad idea was never tried in action doesn't mean it's any less of a bad idea!! Jem is basically the closest people have to Kem, even if the genetics aren't actually there! Getting rid of Jem would inspire loyalists to want to keep it alive and would CLEARLY rebel against any Soter rule!! (Medusasaurus was speechless).... Yeah, never figured THAT, did you, Meddy?"
  • Medusasaurus: "..... I, admit I underestimated how ingrained Kem's bastard philosophy was in people. I, I kinda assumed that because Soter exists, I, I felt like the people were waking up and-"
  • Io: "Yeah, bad news, Meds, but, WE'RE THE F*****G MINORITY HERE?! Everyone else in Hades has no f*****g care in the world about Kemism. They're either indifferent to legit problems or just say that "Just fix what's wrong and that's it". They grew up with Kemism because they're often lucky enough that their ancestors had always made smart and morally acceptable choices."
  • Medusasaurus: "..... What was IN that toilet, cause I am literally seeing Io right now even though I am SURE he's dead!"
  • Feilong: "...... He faked you out with a clone."
  • Medusasaurus: "....... Duh, duh, YOU CAN CLONE YOURSELF?! Is...... Is that why, my plan failed?!"
  • Io: "......"
  • Medusasaurus: "..... (Sighs) If only I was more thorough about knowing things like your cloning ability then, right? Of course even Soter's top member wasn't really on my side! You would've exposed all powers to me if you were!"
  • Io: ".... Look, it was nothing personal on that, it's just.... I was with you all the way otherwise, keeping quiet about the ability was for safety measures in case something like, well, something like Jem honestly making an effort to do something about Kemism was occuring. I mean, yeah I wanted to make change happen, but, I try to be open-minded about things coming together on their own terms. But you ended up not being for it."
  • Medusasaurus: ".... I, was afraid of being a moot point if it ended up being that it was THAT EASY ALL THIS TIME?! That, all that was needed to be done was just cuddle that crybaby and SUDDENLY she wants to just add a measly change?!"
  • Jem: "If it helps, it's a pretty big quality of life fixer-upper for a "measly change"."
  • Medusasaurus: "Do you seriously think, that all the pain I felt, that the Soter felt, just, GOES AWAY because now on your wedding that you want to just give Kemism a tweak and a cute name change?!"
  • Jem: "I mean, tecnecally yes, cause, Jemism is more forgiving, and-"
  • Medusasaurus: "THE SYSTEM BEING UNFORGIVING WASN'T THE MAIN PROBLEM?! A repeated skurge maybe, BUT ONLY A SYMPTOM OF A LARGER PROBLEM?! The grander issue, it's that....... You, delayed to ever give that measly little amendment, because you're afraid that it didn't matched on how Kem would've changed Kemism, assuming if he'd ever!! What, were you afraid he was gonna haunt you in your dreams, shaming you for the entirety of existence?!"
  • Jem: "..... I mean, I just discovered that Grotch has a ghost, it's, not out of the stretch of the imagination dad can do it too, somehow?"
  • Medusasaurus: "...... Just...... What? What did that sham do right with you, that you delayed from doing even a MINOR F*****G CHANGE to Kemism, up until now on your wedding?!"
  • Jem: "..... Look..... Given the whole 'he's dead' thing, I don't blame you for not knowing dad like I do.... Yeah, he was, strict, mean-spirited, stuffy, uptight, a bit controlling, a total zealot, paranoid, mad at the world for what one jackass doctor did, and cynical to the UUniverses even BEFORE he lost his wife, but.... He did have a kinder side to him. I should know. He, adopted me. Even if I lacked his genepool, he raised me like his actual daughter. He, earnestly loved me. I got to see a side of him not even his FANBOY in a museum dedicated to him knows about! I saw a side of him propaganda designed against Kemism would never show! I saw the good his haters in the old senate couldn't and did not bother to see! To you, he looks like some crazed false messiah that got what was coming. But to me.... He was just someone who got burned badly by the fickle hands of the fates when he lost his wife in an omnipotence surgery gone SUPER south! He did what he did because he was hurting. He felt like what you feel like: The Universe's punching bag! He made Kemism because he didn't want anyone else to be burned like that again!"
  • Medusasaurus: "Well a lot of good that madman did then! He only succeeded in getting himself executed, BY HIS OWN FRIEND!"
  • Jem: "..... If it makes you feel any f*****g better lady, if my dad was alive now, and if he saw what was going on with Hades today, much less the stupid s*** Kyle's doing, HE WOULD F*****G HATE HIMSELF?! He would cry like a f*****g two year old about everything that happened cause of Kemism not changing accordingly?! He would HATE that it's making some people entitled, he would hate the rampant elitism, he would hate that some Hadesians have turned their backs on Kemism and make Soter a thing, but not in the way that you'd think! He'd be more upset that he did something WRONG with them!! Especially with you! He meant for Kemism to make everyone happier and free of bulls*** like a supervillain of the week scenario?! And you bet your non-existent ass he'd hate the bulls*** Kyle's doing! You wanna know why it took me so f*****g long to get the change over with?! It's because I KNOW I'M NOT MY FATHER!! I don't, understand Kemism like he does! I, was afraid of doing something he wouldn't do and make his fanboys hate me! (Medusasaurus was starting to feel awful) But I also didn't want his haters to hate me too! (Starts crying as Medusasaurus was starting to feel like garbage) I, I didn't wanted to be hated by anyone for something I didn't even had a part with to begin with, nor to be hated for not handling it right!! That's, that's why I left Kemism alone for so long up until my wedding!! I, I DO F*****G TERRIBLE WITH PEER PRESSURE!! That's why I act as if I don't take anything f*****g seriously!! I want to give the impression that I'm my own person and that I'm not just, the daughter of a controversial name! You have any idea how it hurts me that people suspect I'd be just as much of a buzzkill as he is, much less thinking that as an Omni-Superior that I have some kinda god-complex?! (Everyone stares at Tyrone now feeling guilty of over-reacting to everything Jem does).... I'm literally like you...... I get judged before people know me......"
  • Medusasaurus: "...... (Broken and sad) But at least it's not because you're a legless mistake of nature....."
  • Jem: "...... Med...... By all means, I'm literally equivocal to a swimsuit model being the empress of the underworld! And yet obviously that means jack-all to some people because of who my dad was! So people's reasons for treating us badly is vastly different! The point is, girlfriend, I, f*****g, been there! I've been treated differently and sometimes rather PISS-POORLY cause of something not even my fault! I mean, you clearly didn't ask for what you ended up being! You didn't consent to being legless! I certainly didn't asked for dad to make a big idiot of himself with Kemism! But sometimes, people f*****g suck like that and don't care for what you or I actually had wanted!! But ya know something? The difference between us is, I learned the hard way that lashing out because others weren't treating you right, or, in my case, losing my dad to BS politics, is clearly gonna end in S***! I, ended up taking Grotch away from Kratos because I was being a f*****g brat about my dad's death! It was something I regretted so badly, I basically self-exiled myself and all Hadesians to what is now Hades to avoid scrutiny like a cowardly bitch! I never, felt so f*****g stupid in all of my life! I ended a respected sagely guy's life, because I couldn't stop being a daddy's girl, for longer than two seconds!"
  • Algor: In your defense, wow we're saying that a lot, you were too young to rule at the time, and Kem's death gave you power you weren't used to, AND you were already in utter grief from the death alone. I mean, you DID know that.
  • Jem: Exactly! If you were in my shoes at the time... If you had legs, that is... You'd have reacted the same way. You had too much baggage on you and you could ONLY respond via an accidental murder.
  • Medusasaurus: There ARE no acci-
  • Jem: SHUT UP!!!
  • Shifu: Why do I have a feeling those words are being overused?
  • Jem: "But point is, I had a logical excuse for all I did wrong. But you? Not so much. You just got upset that you didn't like being called a freak by others that you desided to go after Kemism cause the Soters happened to be against it!"
  • Medusasaurus: "It wasn't that simple?! The mockery had always forced me to lash out in ways that made Kemism my enemy?! I, I was being constantly punished and getting my family dragged in to woe because of reacting poorly to things?! Then Kemism would eventually just take my family away from me! It was just taking and taking and taking! Eventually, I took so much, I lost everything. I, felt helpless! That's why I was championing freewill! I HAD NOTHING LEFT BECAUSE OF KEMISM! I WOULD'VE BEEN TURNED INTO A CHEAP EXPERIMENT HAD IT NOT BEEN FOR THE SOTERS!! BUT KEMISM WOULDN'T LET ME HAVE THAT AS THE SOTERS WOULDN'T LISTEN TO ME! NO ONE EVER LISTENS TO ME! And who would want to? Who cares what a FREAK has to say?! I apparently don't have any humanity for being different!"
  • Icky: "Lady, you're a talking dilo with snake features-"
  • Medusasaurus: "FIGURATIVELY SPEAKING! I mean as in, that, I somehow lack personhood, for not having f*****g legs! WELL EXCUSE ME, FOR ONLY REACTING AS ANY PERSON OF MY CONDITION WOULD REACT TO SUCH AN, ABLEST SOCIETY!! Say what you want about how bad you have it, BUT AT LEAST YOU HAVE THE BAD-BACK RAPTOR TO KISS YOUR PERSONAL WOUNDS AND MOMMY YOU!! Other then Hydraian, I...... I have no one. At least your personal wounds can be band-aided by your servants bringing you junk food at your beck and call, I..... I'm nothing?! I, I have scars that NEVER go away! At least you can get people to respect you out of fear of angering an Omnipotent Superior! I, I lack that luxury! People will treat me poorly however they want, and turning them to stone will only do so much! I'm forever doomed to no one ever treating me with kindness, and even Hydraian can only do so much for me, I- (Jem suddenly grabbed and hugged Medusasaurus, which thanks to the size changing power still being intact, she was still about the size of an avergae person to do so)......."
  • Jem: "...... Well, nothing says I treat you like a person like hugging."
  • Medusasaurus, suddenly gained a face of bewildering sadness as tears broke like a dam bursting.......
  • Medusasaurus: "...... Why?! (Slightly breaks free of the hug) WHY, DO THIS?! I LITERALLY PLOTTED TO KILL YOU BEFORE!! KEM WOULD NOT FORGIVE ME!!
  • Jem: "Well, as I literally said, I'm all about not just being my dad's kid! Just because my dad would've been a hardass with you, doesn't mean I would! I mean, don't get me wrong, trying to kill me with an Omnilaser's a S*** thing to do, not forgetting that there, but..... Compared to Kyle who tried to kill me because he's being a prick, you tried to because of, me being really stupid before. If I was just a little less afraid of pissing off fanboys before, you, probably wouldn't've been in that bad a shape. I mean, I can't promise Kemism being more lenient would stop people being d***s about you not having legs, getting that out there, but, you wouldn't've suffered to unreasonable degrees outside of being a misfit to society. Believe you me, if I known about you earlier before you became a Soter, I would've been like "OH F*** THAT ABLEST S***" and ran STRAIGHT into helping you out?! I'm just, I'm sorry I wasn't able to hear you before because of my own grieving. Believe me, if I knew s*** like that was going on and Kemism was enabling it, I would've at least helped you out from that and put you under my wings! I'm, I'm sorry if I let my dad's death control me like that. I mean, look. (Starts tearing up) You're welcome to still hate me after this. I get that this is a situation where I f****d up with you too badly to ever change this, but.... At least say you hate the idea of Kyle ruling things more then you hate me. I get you felt like Jemism isn't gonna fix everything wrong with your life, but, (Sobs), at least humor us to stop Kyle from making Kemism worse. Please, I know that since you have the whole "Champion of Dark Freewill" thing you have, you would hate it if Kemism as it is, is just tossed into Kratos by Kyle and Titty! I'm pretty sure if there was something with your same exact problems, you would hate it if you did nothing to stop their suffering as I couldn't bring myself out of my grief for you?! (Medusasaurus closed her eyes)...... (Sobbing hysterically).... Please?! I'm, I'm very scared right now?! Kratos is going to be in a very bad place if we don't stop Kyle, much less if he discovers that he's a walking prick bomb too late and I couldn't us MY RING to stop himself from going BOOM! And Moiry's not here to tell me it's gonna be fine or do that cool trick where she timeloops s*** and-"
  • Medusasaurus slowly re-embraced Jem's hug by pulling her back in, making the already surprised group more surprised......
  • Medusasaurus: "....... First of all..... His name is Kyne, not Kyle. Secondly...... Your father would not want you to be a blittering mess over this. He would not let that frill-head intimidate him. 3rdly...... I, had thought you, to be a selfish person, no different then some of your ilk. That was what I thought I was trying to kill. I thought I wanted your head because you were just another puppet of a madman's flawwed design. But then...... You, you hugged me. Even when I wished you ill and did everything that I was sure would only pushed you away, you embraced me. It was one thing for you to see good in your father, I would've just deemed that to be Stockholm Syndrome. But...... I was literally one of the most unkind things to you to ever come into your life. I threatened you. Plotted to harm you. Berated you and insulted you. I only saw you as Kem in all but gender and personality! A childish brat even! I wanted to take everything from you, down to even your very life?! Yet, you risked giving me a hypothetical chance to strike you down now at your most vulnerable, with MERELY my claws, had it not be for your companions being around to intervene and harm me-"
  • Earl: "AND WE'LL DO IT TOO?!"
  • Bubbha: "Earl, don't interrupt."
  • Medusasaurus: "-And in spite of all of that, you, you still hug me, knowing this?"
  • Jem: "..... Med, even if I didn't had that kind of insurance, I'd still do it.... I mean...... I see the good in even someone with a name as bad as my dad's. Cause, I knew personally where he was coming from. Short of being some kind of demon or eldritch nightmare, dad wasn't what he was because "Lol Crazy"! He was coming from a place of being hurt. And, that's the same with you. The hell am I to judge someone when I been to that rabbit hole before?"
  • Medusasaurus: "...... You didn't had to do all that. I wasn't worthy of this level of sympathy. Not for what I did."
  • Jem: "(Eases off the hug) Well I'm saying BULLS*** to that noise! By all means, Al wasn't a big fan with what happened to Grotch! He could've EASILY decided to say (Deeper voice) OH F*** THIS WEDDING, I AIN'T MARRYING THE CHICK THAT KILLED MY MENTOR! (Normal voice) Especially after he said the wedding would've been deader than S*** if everyone knew that! But he went above and beyond to still make this work. He really didn't have to do that. I was honestly expecting the worse from when he said he knew. But he didn't. Sure, any cynic would say it's because Grotch asked him to be cool, but, even if whether or not that's the case, Al got where I was coming from cause, he messed up badly too. He made the Great Shake happen because his dad mistook a war machine for a supercontinent maker. He felt bad enough about that enough that he wanted to try and retire via making this big race to go after a glorified battery that a rival hijacked to try and cheat into office again! My point being that, we were both f***-ups in our own way. And our f***-ups, hurt people. And so..... I'm literally the last person to hate you, for failing to do anything to Kemism because of, my own fears of what father would've thought about things. My fear of looking like a bastard child to Kem's name was what caused Kemism to make Soter even a thing, and, that was, stupid of me to not realize that. I-"
  • Medusasaurus: "(Re-hugs her) And forthly...... Thank you ever so much to finally hear the pain of others, circumstances aside..... (Eases off) That said, you're prone to long-winded speeches and it's a bit of a detriment."
  • Jem: "Sorry, chatterbox. But fair's fair, you kinda talked a lot too."
  • Medusasaurus: "I, suppose we both just had, a lot in our chests to get out. For this..... I no longer have ill about helping against Kyne. He happened to be on my list of those I desired punished anyway."
  • Feilong: "Cause no s*** you were after him too."
  • Medusasaurus: "Though keep aware that cause a CERTAIN SUM OF YOU wrecked the Omnilasers I possessed, there's little I can offer in aide."
  • Ororo: "Well, if it eases any tension with us, (Pulls out Omnilaser plans), This one's on us. But keep aware we're still strict about getting villains involved AND killing."
  • Medusasaurus: "Well I understand not wanting to include your native riffraff, fine by me, if they couldn't handle you, they wouldn't survive Kyne! But, I don't want to leave my daughter/son Hydraian here and risk them being a bargaining piece."
  • Tyrone: "Ugh, so I suppose you want us to drag in two goons as well?"
  • Medusasaurus: "Oh come now, you're not still too sour with them, are you?"
  • Walt: "Your big guy made me felt like a beach ball!"
  • Tane: "ANDTHERAPTORDUDESUCKED?!"
  • Medusasaurus: "..... Am I to assume he didn't care for Blink?"
  • Tyrone: "Yes, he said something among those lines."
  • Medusasaurus: "Well keep aware that due to a, certain handicap, I can only be so capable for so long. Blink and Rock can be able to be a service to us."
  • Icky: "Well problem is, your goons might be less willing to be as easily won over by Jem being a sweetheart to you."
  • Medusasaurus: "Well I can't speak for Blink, his attitude can be a bit much at times. Not helping he wasn't known for his ideal choices in dealing with personal adversaries in his youth in why he was with me against Kemism. But you'll find that Rock has, far more personal reasons for his stance against the system."
  • Icky: "Well, what? Was he causing traffic for standing in the way or something?"
  • Medusasaurus: "..... He was denied his dream being a hero because his vigilantism caused some damage here and there. I mean, ever wonder why he doesn't talk much, if not at all?"
  • Banzai: "Cause he's the cliche big silent brute henchmen?"
  • Medusasaurus: "It's, far more serious than that."
  • Banzai:...
  • Medusasaurus: He was sentenced to depowerization for his crimes, and his attempts to flee, costed him his vocal cords.
  • Banzai:... Ohh.
  • Medusasaurus: As for Blink, he was denied his chance to be a hero because he was a bully in school. That's... About it. I just brought him in because his abilities were SUPER useful. Again, I stress I wasn't fond of his personality otherwise.
  • Jem: Alright alright, enough talk, we'll get them out. Are you wanting to help or not?
  • Medusasaurus: I think I already made that clear before.... Question though, who's keeping Kyne occupied here?
  • Io: I am. (A cutaway of his clones actively dying and respawning was seen as they fought off Kyne, Titus, and his group while they rescued some would-be hostages)... My cloning ability makes a PERFECT diversion.
  • Medusasaurus: UGH! If I KNEW you could clone yourself, I would've used it a LONG time ago. But times change.
  • SpongeBob: Be grateful we have TWO defenses from being found quickly. BK here has power randomization and now has Pictor's power immunity abilities. AND our van is NOW cloaked from Superiors. We're all invisible to ANY Superior now.
  • Medusasaurus:... EVEN an omnipotent one?
  • Sandy: ESPECIALLY an omnipotent one. Omnipotent or not, the Superior is STILL quantonium-based, and we have a TECHNICAL Superior in our ranks.
  • Susan: She's right. I have it in my blood. It's how I can grow and shrink at will.
  • Medusasaurus:... Whatever. Let's not delay ANYMORE. Get Rock and Blink, and let's get the f*** out of here!
  • Icky: "Sure, just the matter of finding where those two are."
  • Medusasaurus: "I believe that brute of a Carno mentioned he was taking them to the, special cases cell. He mentioned they were amongst the more aggressive prisoners he ever took in."

Meanwhile...

  • Blink: PISS OFF!!
  • Two Compy Wardens were seen.
  • Compy Warden 1: "Well that's not very nice. We were just offering hot coco."
  • Compy Warden 2: "I know you're a prisoner, but you don't have to be a meanie about it!"
  • Blink: "..... Why, does the damn carno even HAVE you guys?!"
  • Compy Warden 1: "Our uncle's the prison commissioner and his boss."
  • Blink: "..... (Breaks into laughter)?! THAT CARNO?! TAKING ORDERS FROM A DAMN COMPY?! THE CHICKENS OF DINOSAURS?! (BREAKS INTO CRAZED LAUIGHTER)?!"
  • Compy Warden 2: "Hey, we can do serious damage if there's enough of us! Just ask Jurrassic Park 2!"
  • Blink: "BAH! Those JP movies are INFAMOUS off getting their dino facts wrong?! Compies don't behave like that, AND VELOCIRAPTORS AREN'T AS BIG AS A MAN!!"
  • Compy Warden 1: "Well, as superiors, we also have this. (The duo multiplied themselves to be so numerously that it was impossible to keep track)."
  • Compy Wardens: "So you better get a nicer attatude and play nice!"
  • Blink: "(Surprised)...... Rock, if I get aggressive with these compies again..... Please stop me and kick my ass."
  • Rockbuster: Mmmh! (The heroes arrived)
  • Medusasaurus: Rock? Blink?
  • Blink: MEDDY?! How'd ya get out?
  • Medusasaurus: Legal Bail under circumstances of emergency situation. Kyne's become omnipotent, and these guys need our help.
  • Blink:... They need OUR help? The famous villain-shaming SHELL LODGE SQUAD, SUPER OPS, JUSTIC TEENS, AND... Whoever else, need OUR help? What would they need with US? They can do it without us.
  • Icky: "Normally yes, but unfortunately the plot decided to be fickle and basically proved that we're not yet ready for Thanos-Level Superiors yet."
  • Blink: "...... I don't even know what ya meant by that."
  • Medusasaurus: "I'm sure he means to say Kyne proved a worthy adversary and is difficult to face now."
  • Blink:... Why didn't you just say THAT, then, weirdo?
  • Icky: Because shut up, are you gonna help us or not?
  • Blink: "And give me one good reason why I should decide to tell my pride to go f*** itself and-"
  • Medusasaurus: "Kyne used an untested serum and is set to theoretically explode should it be too late to use Jem's ring to counterbalance the omnipotence."
  • Blink: "..... Is, he just gonna blow up, or are we talking a world-ending explosion?"
  • Medusasaurus: "Give or take the explosion will be great enough to take the capital land with it and leave Kratos in anarchy that'll ignite a new civil war."
  • Blink: "..... That bad, huh?"
  • Ororo: "Look, we get you two are not crazy for us right now, and that's fine, but, at least hate the idea of dying because of Kyne's assholery more."
  • Blink: "..... Not that it isn't a good point, but thing is, the very toys we made and/or stole for Jem are wrecked now! So we're a bit out of luck for-"
  • Medusasaurus: "They're willing to let us start again, provided if we focus solely on Kyne and to not kill him, for as bitterly disappointing as that sounds."
  • Blink: "...... What's in it for us?"
  • Feilong: "For starters, Jemism may make your denied lifegoals more possible than Kemism ever did and-"
  • Blink: "SOLD! Anything's better than being in prison with two Compie gals that behave like 6 year olds! I mean, it's not an abolishment of Kemism as more like making it more pussier, but, at this point I'm game for anything than vanilla Kemism after we failed to get rid of it!"
  • Rock: Mmmmmhmmm.
  • Meg: Yikes! That guy STILL freaks me out.
  • Blink: Well, what exactly is the plan on using this omnilaser thing to take out Kyne? I mean, you can't just POINT it in front of him and just expect the f***wad to stand still.
  • Algor: We'll explain when we enter the van. We're REALLY vulnerable here, even with BK's anti-power protection. Kyne's smart.
  • Blink: REALLY, I DIDN'T KNOW DAT!!!
  • Medusasaurus: BLINK!!
  • Blink: SOR-REEEE! Excuse me for just trying to have a chuckle in my s****y situation here. Let's just go. Wait, does this bail thing apply to us to-
  • Icky: "It's already being covered."
  • Blink: Good, NOW let's just go. (They later blasted off in the van) OKAY, I'LL ADMIT IT, THIS THING IS COOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO- *ZOOM*

Meanwhile...

  • Kyne: DAMN, THESE, DAMNED, CLONES!! (The Io clones were constantly putting up a fight as Titus just used his titanic powers, but was still overwhelmed by many Io clones charging him comically and cartoonishly into him)... DID I JUST SEE HIS HORN BACK THERE?!? (Titus was plowed into Kyne with a loud thud)... Titus? Would you kindly, GET OFF OF ME?!?
  • Titus: (He got up) Sorry sir.
  • Io Clone #1: HAHA! CAN'T BEAT US, GUYS! I AM LEGION! FOR WE ARE-
  • Kyne: MANY PAINS IN OUR ASSES!!!
  • Titus: "Ughh, Kyne, I am under the suspicion that we are WASTING our time with these pests?!"
  • Kyne: WELL IT'S NOT LIKE THEY'LL LEAVE US ALONE! THEY'LL KEEP PESTERING US AND... Oh wait... (He snapped and caused all the Io clones and any arriving ones to instantly vaporize)... That's better. Now, let's go find Jem and kill her where she stands.
  • Titus: They could be anywhere, and Jem's not a Superior at the moment. Luckily, I can track her down with the Superiors she's with.... Wait... This isn't right.
  • Kyne: OH, WHAT NOW?!?
  • Titus: My powers aren't working. I can't find the Superiors with Jem!
  • Kyne: WHY NOT?!
  • Titus: THEY DEPOWERED THEMSELVES, I DON'T F*****G KNOW!
  • Kyne: (Sighs and tries it himself)... I... IMPOSSIBLE! I'm ALL-POWERFUL, HOW CAN I NOT FIND THEM EITHER?!?
  • Titus:... I, THINK they managed to cast a cloaking device that uses quantonium, which instantly protects them FROM any Superior powers.
  • Kyne:... Okay, the gloves are off now.
  • Titus: When were they EVER on?
  • Kyne: TROOPS?! FRONT AND CENTER!! (The Iguanodon Troops came in beaten and bruised from the Io clone fight)... OH, RUB SOME DIRT ON THOSE WOUNDS, YOU'LL BE FINE! (He snapped and healed them)
  • Gallagher: WHEW! THAT WAS INVIGORATING!
  • Cable: NO! THAT WAS HELL! THOSE CARNO CLONES WERE INSANE!!
  • Kyne: SILENCE! We have to find those heroes before they find a way to defeat me! They've ALREADY-
  • Talman: Found a way to cloak themselves from you, we heard.
  • Cable: Seems self-defeating to be all-powerful yet being weak to quantonium-based offenses and defenses.
  • Gallagher: What did you expect? That power COMES from quantonium. If you want to fight something like that, you do it in the same manner.
  • Kyne: Titus, are there any hostages we can use?
  • Titus: Not in a wide radius, no. They must have been evacuated by the clones.
  • Kyne:... Evacuation isn't going to stop me! I, AM, ALL-POWERFUL! (He snapped, and once again, nothing happened)... UGH, WHAT GIVES?!? WHY IS NOTHING EXPEDIENT I DO WORK?!
  • Titus: Seems to me like the heroes thought of EVERY possibility of quick defeat. I think those clones weren't concentrated on just us. They might have put the hostages under some anti-Omni defense.
  • Kyne: ERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHH!!!! THEY ARE MAKING THIS SO MUCH HARDER THAN IT MUST!! Fine! I'll just destroy Prometheon if they don't return.
  • Titus: Not if Jem, in her concern with the traitor stuff floating around, had already put a protective quantonium field around it.
  • Kyne: WELL, SHE DIDN'T! IF THAT WAS THE CASE, I WOULD'VE NOTICED!
  • Titus:... True. But perhaps... Uh... Um...
  • Gallagher: Prometheon isn't protected is it?
  • Titus: No it is not.
  • Kyne: THEN IT'S SETTLED! PROMETHEON DIES IF JEM IS NOT HANDED OVER TO ME! And why stop there? I'll destroy EVERY city on Kratos to find her, ONE BRICK AT A TIME!
  • Cable: Sir, you DO know this omnipotence is only temporary as it was given to you by your power randomization. Once it subsides, you'll be defenseless against any opponent stronger than you. Destroying other cities, let alone THIS one, will not end well for you once your omnipotence is- (Kyne snapped and made it permanent)...
  • Kyne: Taken care of. Power randomization is moot compared to FULL-ON OMNIPOTENCE!
  • Cable: ALL powers are moot compared to it.
  • Kyne:... Got me there, but regardless, I'm now permanently omnipotent.
  • Titus: And yet your omnipotence is STILL quantonium-based, and STILL vulnerable to quantonium attacks, and let us not forget the fact they might have omnilasers. Medusasaurus AND the Super Ops possessed one after all. In fact, WE did too.
  • Kyne: Well, I'm not just gonna give them the chance to make another. Unless Jem is given back, Prometheon will be destroyed. And I'm damn confident that the foster daughter of a departed figure in Hadesian history will not be worth the loss of Kratos' capital and plus other cities, not if they want Kratos to become a sham of what it one was! And if my name goes to crap for it, so be it!
  • Talman:... You DO realize that IF you lose, which is likely given they have defenses and soon offenses against you... You WILL be punished severely once you commit this level of terrorism.
  • Kyne: Prometheon's death and others will be a necessary sacrifice for the good of Kemism.
  • Talman: Everyone else would beg to differ. I don't think people will appreciate you for doing this.
  • Kyne: I am OMNIPOTENT. I can MAKE them appreciate me.... In fact... (He snaps, and he makes many people around Prometheon do his bidding)... Bring the heroes to me. (They obeyed and went off)... You know. To make them think I'm just flat-out trying to capture them.
  • Titus: You're wasting your power. They are NOT that stupid. They aren't that famous for nothing. They'll see through the strategy. After all, they DID accurately guess our strategy for Jem's assassination.
  • Kyne: MUCH of that was thanks to Phlegethon, really. But... Hey, I blame it on the swirling information going around. Though, you clearly underestimate my strategy. That's NOT going to be the only diversion. I can do, MUCH, MUCH more. It won't matter what kind of defenses they have. You'd be surprised what quantonium defenses can live through. I will ensure Kemism's sur- (Suddenly hiccups and briefly shot out a laser mouth beam, which blew up a statue of Grotch)..... Huh. That was weird. I think Tek must've been working out side-effects on that potion or something.
  • Cable: Serum. Not potion. Potions are magic in origin.
  • Kyne: Can we NOT go into semantics here, Cable?! We got WORK TO DO HERE!!! So let's get to it and- (Suddenly gets rock-skin) WHAT THE?!"
  • Titus: "..... Now, don't worry, I think this is a case of Omni-Beginners Syndrome. Sometimes when people become Omnipotent for the first time, they enter a brief period of powers they don't normally have acting out at random."
  • Kyne: ".... Well, either that or this stuff wasn't tested for Superiors with Randomization and the conflicting genetics are- (Suddenly starts to only speak in French). (Realses this)! (Shouts in conerned french!)"
  • Cable: "..... Super-Linguistics. One of the weirder undocumented powers."
  • Kyne: (He switched back)... WHY WAS I NOT INFORMED OF THIS?!?
  • Titus: Well, to be fair, sir, too much power can be too much for even a beginner. It takes a while to get used to them. You just NEED that while.
  • Kyne: (Sighs) Zeus dammit! Very well. I- (He hiccuped another laser beam that destroyed a large building in the distance)... Oh, crap. I wasn't destroying anything just yet!! ZEUS DAMMIT MORE!! If I find Tektite, I'll kill him for this.
  • Cable: Scientists are not magicians, sir.
  • Kyne: Helpful, Cable. REALLY helpful. Let's just get to work while I figure these damn powers out! And let's hope they don't get anymore humiliating than thi- (Literally began to poop out piles and piles of bricks).......
  • Rance: "...... Would that technically count as matter manipulation or is this a stone-based super-power thing?"
  • Cable: "First time I see it done via buttocks, so, hard to say."
  • Kyne: "...... Gentlemen, I, am prepared to add extra hours to my threat, to wait out this F*****G EMBARRASSING SYNDROME!"
  • Titus: "Understandable, Kyne. Just leave the masterminding to me until then. I should act just as well as you do."
  • Kyne: Do what you must.

Meanwhile...

  • Medusasaurus:... So, you sure you can fix it? (They saw the two destroyed omnilasers)
  • Cynergy: Well, one, I can fix in time, because I have Tektite here to help me.
  • Tektite: Yes, I DID build the disguised omnilaser model, so I should fix this new prototype just as well, and make it better.
  • Io: Well, get on with it. I don't care if I've seen what it does through the clone Medusa killed, because I'll die a far worse death if we don't deal with Kyne sooner than later.
  • Tektite: Patience, Mister Io. You can't rush science.
  • B.O.B: You can if you've got powers. Any of you have a technopathic member in your ranks?
  • Cynergy: Don't need to. I just gained that ability myself. It was basically a reward for my work here. But still, I have a lot of assistants here. We can get this omnilaser working in due time before Kyne detonates and before he realizes the true nature of the Q-Jewel.
  • Tektite:... Wait... These... WOW! Professor, you actually managed it!
  • Cynergy: Managed what?
  • Tektite: I-My designs for an omnilaser were VERY lackluster compared to THIS one. I mean, if Kyne had actually succeeded in using this disguised omnilaser, then it would come with a LOT of risks, because THIS device would've suffered flux as well.
  • Cynergy:... Wow, we're better at making omnilasers than you?
  • Tektite: Actually, no. Doctor Paynter made it look easy when he did it in his prime back in Hades. But, THIS?! This, is actually much better and CLOSER to his designs than mine.... In fact... MY designs can improve YOURS!
  • Cynergy: How so?
  • Tektite: Simple. My designs have a lot of quantonium wires within meant to transfer the stuff into the processor crystals. But you actually managed to reduce the strain by condensing the wires and adding smaller doses of the quantonium. This decreases the power output and allows the thing to work better without flux.... All this time, I've been doing it the hard way.
  • Cynergy: And... How does that improve my-
  • Tektite: Because both our designs used together can store, balance, and regulate more power and thus make it a lot easier to wield. It can also fool people into thinking this omnilaser device can blow up on us. Sure it won't last more than one generation, but strategies never last, do they? YOUR designs can potentially overheat, but MY designs can keep that from happening. It just requires a LOT of microassembly. Luckily, we BOTH have microscopic vision.
  • Sandy: Okay, I'm a scientist, and even I can't follow this.
  • Dr. Cockroach: I believe what Tektite is saying is that we can receive a new omnilaser that can't flux nor overheat, but also requires less power for even a strong beam. Just, let them babble on like geeks, it's best kept between them.
  • Cynergy: Oh my GOSH, you're right, your designs CAN prevent overheating. When me and Iridium worked on this since he was a LITTLE interested in technology and not just being a medic, I had a hard time figuring this bug out. BUT THIS DESIGN?! Sure, it'll make the gun bigger, but it'll keep it from overheating. We can hold the beam MUCH longer with this.
  • Tektite: PRECISELY! And no flux will occur either. If anything it can balance-... Wait... THE QUANTONIUM JEWEL!
  • Cynergy: What about it?
  • Tektite: If this jewel can be applied to the gun, we might just have a gun that can control omnipotence itself, and not just use omnilasers as an offense and defense. This jewel can not only curb omnipotent flux, but it can also negate any kind of power, INCLUDING quick-win moves like a vaporizing snap or such. Eureka!
  • Jem: Then... We just get that Jewel? Isn't that kind of what we were planning?
  • Tektite: Yes, but we have managed to find a way to prevent ANY omnipotent threat from occurring again. THIS jewel can control quantonium itself. You, Cynergy, have just mastered quantonium manipulation.... Or at least you will.
  • Cynergy: Well, power-controlling powers DO exist.
  • Tektite: True, but it wouldn't hurt to have Superiors WITHOUT that power use it.
  • Cynergy: We've ALREADY been pitching powers in guns.
  • Tektite: REALLY?! Heh. Great minds think alike, I guess.
  • Haroud: Ahem?
  • Tektite: Yesyesyes, we can fix it. Like your cockroach friend said, just leave it to us.
  • SpongeBob: Whatever you say.
  • Icky: "Outta curiousity here, but, what's usually the first sign of Kyne going kablooy?"
  • Tektite: "Admittedly, the overall symptoms are a blur, but, the first and always concerning one is the one resembling Omni-Beginners Syndrome, which would simply be mistaken as the actual syndrome itself cause, well I'm sure this is Kyne's first time being an Omni-Superior."
  • Jem: "Ugh, I hated that syndrome. When I had it, it made my funbags look like something outta DeviantArt cause of a certain power being new to me!"
  • Skipper: "You people have something that makes people experience weird things when they become god-tier?"
  • Tektite: "Well it's a bit of a consequence of introducing yourself to powers you didn't have prior to Omnipotence. OBS is basically a hyper version of NPS, or New Power Syndrome, in which a newborn Superior doesn't have direct control of the powers they're born with.
  • Icky: If that's true, then Tane needs some professional--
  • Tyrone: Don't push it.
  • Tektite: It also happens when a Superior gets a power they aren't born with. Of course, New Power Syndrome is why surfacers have stopped sharing powers to normals. First-hand experiences can get, messy because of incompatible genetics or the power wasn't introduced correctly or what have you."
  • Cynergy: Exactly. Like in the Man of Steel movie where Clark at first has no control over his powers. He literally sees and hears everything, he can't control his powers, and what have you, until he's told to focus it on what he wants.
  • Tektite:... Well... Yeah, that. But, when you're omnipotent, that sort of conundrum is multiplied INFINITE FOLD... Give or take less. Too many powers and too many to focus instantly. At first it's not that serious. But as time passes, it gets much, MUCH worse.
  • Cynergy: Take me for example. When I got my technopathic powers, I could hear, see and feel ALL the information all around me and I couldn't even see what was right in front of me. Data was overwhelming my senses. Every electrical volt all around me was literally ringing in my head, like tinnitus, if it was electricity. You can't just get a new power and expect to fully master it right away. It requires training to properly use without hurting anyone. Kyne's OBS isn't serious, JUST yet. But, I HIGHLY suggest we don't wait for him to get to the next phase. The NPS or OBS or whatever, the seriousness depends on what kind of power is out of their control. When you're omnipotent... Well... The results, are CATACLYSMIC!
  • Susan: Ohhhh boy. I, guess they're right. When I was at first infused with quantonium, I wasn't sure how to work with my new size. But yeah, once I learned how to control my size, it became MUCH easier. Quantonium can me a monster if you're not prepared to handle it.
  • SpongeBob: So in other words, him blowing up won't be the worst of it?
  • Cynergy: A-NOPE! He'll be a raging beast of unstable superpowers he cannot control. And when an OMNIPOTENT SUPERIOR cannot control his own powers, ANYTHING can happen. Kinda why Kratosians didn't follow the Hadesian philosify of keeping Omnipotene legal, honestly.
  • Tektite: "Well had you otherwise, you would've buildt special OBS chambers for such cases. Lucky for you, since omnipotence is legal in Hades, WE had the chance to prepare for such possibilities. I mean, there wasn't much done since an Omnipotent Superior threat hasn't been present in EONS. But still, we can figure it out."
  • Iago: Well, okay, Dr. I Unintentionally Nearly Doomed Prometheon, how exactly DO we do that?
  • Tektite: Uhhhhh, I'm, confused for once in my life. Cause, that is CLEARLY not my name-
  • Thundera: Ignore him, he's a cranky crackpot.
  • Tektite: But to answer the question, we just need this baby. Once we get the Q-Jewel, we can even use it to make the raygun better and as the perfect Anti-Omni Weapon.
  • Cynergy: I mean, if Omnipotent Superior threats become more common and it won't need to grow cobwebs in a hardly-touched containment chamber.
  • Meg: MPFFT!
  • Tane: WELLGETONWITHIT, DAMMIT, I'MALREADYFREAKINGTHEF***OUT!!!
  • Ororo: Tane, you ALWAYS freak out.
  • Tane: IMEANTMORETHANUSUAL!!
  • Cynergy: Well just let us do the work, while YOU come up with a plan to deal with Kyne and his forces.
  • Sparx: HWOOOO BOY! We're gonna get our asses handed to us by some all-powerful Trike!
  • Patrick:... We're fighting a tricycle?
  • Sparx: OH YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN!
  • Patrick: No, that's why I- OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!
  • Melman:... I know I say this a lot, but I take pride in saying it every time... WE'RE GONNA DIE!!!!
  • Icky: "A sadly common phrase uttered in 2020."
  • Fidget: PFFFTT!! It's funny cuz it's true!
  • Marty: Well, what are we standing around for? We got some s*** to wreck.
  • Bubbha: As much as we CAN wreck, really.
  • Ororo: I, I don't think Kyne's going to just act if this OBS thing is going to be a problem. He'd likely sit it out and leave Titus in charge of his plans until he gets used to his new omnipotence.
  • Tyrone:... Yeah, she's got a good point.
  • Jem: KYLE, TAKING A REST?! Yeah, I'll believe THAT when non-Superior pigs fly.
  • Icky: Ya know, I'm tempted, but it might be too dicey to make a cop joke right now with the racial tension going around. More so with 2020.
  • Buttzmart: (Airhorn sounds) OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!
  • Lord Shen: "Not to be like an X-OvrLuvr edit, BUT CAN WE MOVE THIS ALONG?!"
  • Enis: THANK YOU! YOU, are my spirit animal!
  • Lord Shen: Don't push your luck, cock. (They head out)
  • Cynergy: GOOD LUCK OUT THERE!
  • Tektite: Eh, there's no such thing as non-artificial luck. At best, they're just REALLY good at beating and embarrassing bad guys.
  • Cynergy: You mean like Superiors? (The two laughed)

Meanwhile...

  • Titus: Alright, men. Now that I'm in charge while Kyne has to get over his... OBS... Wow, that sounds REALLY dirty and similar to IBS, which would make me laugh if I wasn't too serious for it, we have to defend him from the inevitable retailiation from opposing fores. I must remind you that SOME have strengths WE can't get around. But since I can adapt to anyone's powers, I can help you get around people like that speedster cheetah.
  • Rance: THEY HAVE A SPEEDSTER?!?
  • Titus: Yes. But thankfully, he's as eccentric as he is often clumsy. Time for you all to be useful and improve your own powers. Let's start with Gallagher. Your specialty is, psychic navigation. You're essentially a living GPS. But... Have you tried using that ability to locate others?
  • Gallagher:... No. It only accounts for a 100% sense of direction.
  • Titus:... Well, that just won't do.
  • Gallagher: And, what exactly can you do about it? You're not omnipotent.
  • Titus: No, but I have worked with HUNDREDS of Hadesian soldiers with powers like yours. All you need to do is THINK of the ones you want found, and... Well... Like a GPS merged with a tracking device, it works wonders.
  • Gallagher: Does that work?
  • Titus: Only one way to find out. Just focus, and concentrate.
  • Gallagher:... (He closed his eyes and, despite not being able to locate the heroes thanks to BK and the van, he saw satellite views of the van coming and going)... Huh?... I'm surprised! I had no idea I could do that.
  • Titus: You'd be surprised what secrets are held within superpowers themselves. Techniques have been VERY valuable in Superiors since Grotch became the first. Now you can use this ability to watch for the heroes when I'm too occupied to find them myself, whenever their defenses and cloaks give out.
  • Gallagher:... You, sir, really ARE a war hero.
  • Titus: Now then, let's move onto Cable.
  • Cable:... Okay, I'll bite.... Okay, that doesn't make sense, I'm not a carnivore, but whatever. What have you got for me? I can already plan well with my reactive learning ability.
  • Titus: Well, it's not going to be enough. Not when it comes to THESE people. You have to improve that ability. You are a bionic Superior with technopathy, correct?
  • Cable:... FINALLY, someone acknowledged THAT! I mean, my name 'CABLE' had to come from something OTHER THAN THE MARVEL COMICS CHARACTER!
  • Titus: Well, I can help you with that. Your technopathy can be used to improve your reactive learning. You simply must connect to the network, including surveillance, in order to use that brain of yours right.
  • Cable:... Oh... I guess that could work. (He used his ability to read the network and processed it with his eyes giving out a data picture)... Huh? I... I actually have a GOOD plan now.
  • Titus: See? That technopathic sense of yours is capable of MORE than giving you a smart-mouth from simple YouTube videos. It allows you to access all the sectors of the Web, which INCLUDES the Dark Web. THAT in turn allows you to know ANYTHING with how it can be found on the Internet.
  • Cable:... All this time, I KNEW I wasn't reaching up to my potential.
  • Titus: You're welcome, chump, don't push it.
  • Cable: And the moment is ruined, but I don't care, I can learn better now! I've got some s*** to learn! (He continued reading data)
  • Gallagher:... I have a feeling he'll be at that for a while. Hopefully it won't be THAT long.
  • Titus:... Right. Anyway, let us move onto Rance.
  • Rance: Hey!
  • Titus:... So. Antimatter manipulation. The ability to destroy ANY kind of matter. Tsktsktsk. I'm perplexed an ability like that went into someone like you.
  • Rance: Hehe. I know.
  • Titus: Thankfully, I can help you with it. You have molecular manipulation on the side. So... All you need to do to balance that out is to... Well... Use BOTH matter and antimatter powers at the same time. THIS can ensure that the antimatter destroys ONLY what it's intended do.
  • Rance:... Really?... How come I didn't think of that?
  • Cable: I don't know, because you're stupid?
  • Titus: Cable! Let him learn.
  • Rance:... (He channeled both into his separate arms and they glowed in different colors on each arm, using them both at the same time to destroy the building next to the one Kyne destroyed, and the matter control allowed him to restore both buildings)... HOLY ZEUS!!! I, I FIXED TWO BUILDINGS!!
  • Titus: There you go. Now you can use both abilities without any potential consequence. Use it well.
  • Rance: OHOHOHOHO THANK- (He tried to hug him but he stopped him with a frightening glare)... Sorry. Continue.
  • Titus: Thank you. Now, last but not least... Talman.
  • Talman:... I... I can-
  • Titus: Control plasma, I know. A close second to fire. But plasma is MUCH better than fire. Did you know plasma is too hot to be put out by water?
  • Talman:... So... That means I can use it IN water?
  • Titus: Indeed. Lightning itself has ounces of plasma in it.
  • Talman:... (He found himself firing bolts of lightning) WHOA!!!
  • Titus: Well, since that likely gave us away, we might want to move this along faster. Plasma is a fine-line of fire and electricity. You can ignite and electrocute. Sure, you've likely been doing it before...
  • Talman: Well, I've been mainly using it like a flamethrower since I felt it was similar to fire.
  • Titus: In THAT case, you can find it has more uses. Plasma is ionized gas given electrical charge. Like a storm. You can essentially use it like a thunderstorm. You can blind an area or battlefield with an electrically-charged fog.
  • Talman: I CAN?!?... (He concentrated and tried it, surrounding Prometheus Temple with a electrically-charged cloud of fog)... WHOHOHOHOA!!
  • Titus: Now we can be protected from transmissions.
  • Talman: OHHHHOHOHOHO, WAY MORE AWESOME!!!
  • Titus: It can also serve as an electrical conductor. It allows you to draw your own power, or even give a charge to others.
  • Talman:... I... I AM SO HYPED! NEVER HAVE I FELT SO POTENTIALLY GREAT!! PLEASE!! MOOOORE!!!
  • Titus: Well, since we know that plasma can be found in stars... You can create your own-
  • Talman: I've done THAT before, use plasma in tiny star-like projectiles. More, as in, MORE NEW TECHNIQUES!!!
  • Titus: Figured. Ahem, this planet has an ionosphere made completely of plasma. This in turn allows you to control solar wind or plasma from said ionosphere. You can also potentially control the plasmasphere and magnetosphere. After all, where there's electricity, there's ALWAYS magnetism.
  • Talman: HububububububububububAAAAAAHHHH!!! OH, SO MANY POSSIBILITIES!!
  • Titus: Well, we'll need to save time here, so the last thing I can say is, plasma can also be useful as a solar-powering for your other powers.
  • Talman:... THAT, IS THE BEST!! I CAN ACTUALLY REFUEL MYSELF FROM THE SUN, LIKE SUPERMAN!!!
  • Titus: Alright, everyone. You got the lowdown on all your abilities?
  • Gallagher:... Oh, we do! ALRIGHT, MEN! TIME TO USE THESE POWERS LIKE WE'VE NEVER USED THEM BEFORE!
  • Talman: OHOHOHOHO, WE WILL! I'M SO PSYCHED!
  • Rance: Yikes, Tally.
  • Talman: What can I say? I never realized how much MORE I could do with plasma.
  • Gallagher: Let's move. Cable, you come up with the plan, and I'll make it work.
  • Cable: You got it.
  • Gallagher: Alright. Are we ready?
  • Talman: BITCHIN, BABY!
  • Rance: More ready than I've EVER been!
  • Titus: "Then go forth and make haste- (They were already gone)... Hmm. Expedient. Kyne made a wise choice with them. And here I was worried that Kemism was in trouble."

Chapter 6: The Battle For True Harmony

Meanwhile...

  • Frank: (The heroes arrived at Prometheus Temple and found the plasma storm around it)... That storm, was NOT there before!
  • Kowalski: WHOA! The plasma levels are off the charts!
  • Skipper: You conveniently have a scanner for that?
  • Kowalski: Eh, I spare no expense at making the van scan whatever it needs to.
  • Jem:... I think Titus managed to bring Talman's powers out better. His plasma manipulation is now being used to keep us from entering even with these defenses. It's acting like some kind of EMP cloud.
  • Icky: You mean an-
  • Kowalski: No, she doesn't.
  • Jem: AHEM! What I MEAN is, we can't fly in without losing our power and crashing. Worse, Cable's own powers are heightened like Talman and the rest of the crew. Looks as though we can't plan or observe anything in THAT storm!
  • Kowalski: Nope. That stuff is too much for our scanners.
  • Icky: "Well FRICK?! Now how are we suppose to-"
  • Suddenly, a blast from within the temple shot out into the sky and distrupted the storm!
  • Kyne's voice: "GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA, STUPID OBS?!"
  • Gazelle: "..... I fear that means the serum's problems are kicking in now."
  • Pang Bing: "Then we must move fast."
  • ???: "OH NO YOU DON'T?!"
  • The Iguanadons appeared forth!
  • Talman: "..... Just because Kyne's OBS inadvertedly helped you guys, doesn't mean you'll get to just waltz in and-"
  • Gazelle: "Oh to Zalebaba's realm with this! (Charges off and effortlessly defeats the four like they were nothing)!"
  • Cable: "GAAAAAAAAH, SHE'S TOO STRONG FOR A NORMAL?!"
  • Rance: "HOW?! HOOOOOOOW?!"
  • Cable: "IT'S THE UNITER BLADE?! IT'S BASICLY THE OMNIPOTENCE OF KEYBLADES?!"
  • Galliger: "I got this! (Tries to grab the Uniter blade and it burns him) GAAAAAAH?! (He fails to let go because of wanting to stop it's use, and he pays the price for it by getting his fingers and Iguanodon Claw burned off as holy light cauterizes his wounds) AGGGGGGGGH?! IT BURNS?! (Cries pathetically), IT'S THE WORSE PAIN EVER?! AND I'M A LEFTIE?! THAT WAS MY GOOD HAND?! LIVING LIFE, WILL NOW BE A TRIAAAAAAAAAAL?!"
  • Talman: "........ RETREAT?! (The 4 ran for it)!"
  • Jem: "...... Wow. Thank goodness Kyle-"
  • Everyone: "Kyne."
  • Jem: "Didn't planned on dealing with an over-powered keysword, huh?"
  • Medusasaurus: "Well I advise against over-relying on this advantage because soon Titus and Kyne will hear of it and will quickly try to work around it."
  • Gazelle stared shock of Galliger's burned off fingers.....
  • Gazelle: "...... I, did not know the Uniter Blade can do this."
  • Lord Shen: "Well, it's generally what happens if your stupid enough to not let go at the burning demand of the Uniter Blade."
  • Gazelle was now feeling guilty of this....
  • Icky: "..... Oh no, Gazelle's feeling guilty about hurting what was OBVIOUSLY A BAD GUY?! Gazelle, don't try to forget that those idiots were in on an attempt to kill Jem, clearly the Uniter Blade was NOT cool with being touched by any of them!"
  • Gazelle: "I, I understand that, it's just, I, I didn't wanted to-"
  • Jem: "Look, Gaz, it's, it's okay, Gall was the one stupid enough to not let go when it was CLEARLY hurting him! He basically ASKED for it!"
  • Tito: UH, WHAT THE HELL, WOMAN?!? WE'RE SUPPOSED TO BE REEVALUATING, AND NOT RELYING UPON YOU!!
  • Gazelle: Hey, that was meant to move the guys out of the way quick enough so we can get at Kyne!
  • Rita: Yeah, TITO! Just because we're reevaluating doesn't mean-
  • Tito: ALRIGHT, YOU MADE YER POINT!!! Just, leave the rest to us, kay?
  • Shenzi: Buster, you don't tell her what to do. WE ALL DO!
  • Gazelle: Disculpe?!
  • Shenzi: Ugh, ignor that! Can we just leave the rest to US here? We might just need you for the REAL challenges like Titus and Kyne.
  • Gazelle:... Fair point. Maybe I was just too much to those Iguanodons.
  • Shenzi: EXACTLY! In fact, you handle Titus, and we'll handle those four dorks!
  • Gazelle: Agreed. (She flew off while the rest of the heroes chased the running four Iguanodons, as Titus saw this)
  • Titus:... (On communicator) Sir? They brought their Uniter Princess.
  • Kyne: THEY WHAT?!? THOSE CHEATERS!!!
  • Titus: "If it helps, she feels guilty about hurting Galliger and split off with the others and is now seeking me out."
  • Kyne: "THEN USE IT TO YER ADVANTAGE AND DEAL WITH HER?!"
  • Titus: I'm on it. (He jumped down and almost pinned Gazelle to the ground as she was flying, of which the missed grab was enough to still catch Gazelle off guard and got her to fall down to the ground, barely sticking the landing)... Well, you found me.
  • Gazelle: DIOS MIO!!! (She got up and swung her Uniter Blade, but Titus caught it, using his power adaptation abilities to resist the burning touch, though not without still feeling SOME sting, and kick Gazelle to a wall, and nearly impale her with her own Blade, but ultimately the blade pushed him off before he can completely do it, but the force did knock the blade away regardless and into impaling a statue of Grotch instead!) AAH!!... I... My magic... It's... Not working.
  • Titus: It's called defense manipulation. I get past ALL defenses, INCLUDING magical ones. But if it helps, I still got some burning from it cause that blade was still hot. But, (Points to it being stuck to a Grotch statue) At least it looks like it won't be of immediate aide for this battle. Just a matter of messing your pretty face enough, and your out of commission for this event.
  • Gazelle:... Okay, that's... ACTUALLY gonna be a chall- (Titus punched her in the face and through more walls)... I'M A GIRL!!
  • Titus: Well maybe if this were the 50s, I can see that being an issue, but this is the 21st century. I believe to equal treatment. Men, AND women, get the honor of an ass whooping from me.
  • Gazelle:... You got some mouth on you. WELL LET ME SOW IT SHUT!! ( She quickly charged for the statue and managed to effortlessly pull the blade back)!
  • Titus: "FYI, I let you get it back so this gets to be a fair fight."
  • Gazelle: Well thanks for the politeness but it's about to BITE YOU BACK?! (She fired a powerful beam of golden energy that Titus actually absorbed and added to his power)... Oh, no- (Titus smashed her through more walls)...
  • Titus: "FYI again, just because I was being sportsmanly doesn't mean I was being an idiot. If I'm going to humiliate you, I should at least let be at your very best..... Makes the victory hell'a sweeter."
  • Gazelle: (Confidently spat out blood, showing she ain't backing).... If it makes you feel proud of yourself..... I welcome my first real challenge for some time now.... (Calling the heroes magically) Uh, guys? I'm gonna be a while. Turns out Titus is strong enough to fight me!
  • (Shenzi): Well, good call on my part. Just, give that dino-Thanos what for, and we'll give the Iguas what for!
  • Gazelle: OH BELIEVE ME, I'M TRYING- (Titus managed to beat her up off-screen)

Meanwhile...

  • Shenzi:... Yikes. It's been a while since Gazelle ACTUALLY got her ass kicked.
  • Icky: "..... This episode is making me miss her earlier episodes where these things are no problem."
  • Lord Shen: "Focus! We need to keep track of those 4!"
  • Cable: "(Sees the Lougers, the Teens and others) We need to slow them down?!"
  • Rance: "(Sees a tall statue of Pre-Armor Algor)..... Distraction at 7:09!"
  • Talman: "Perfect! (Pulls out a grabbling hook and fires it to snag the statue)..... TIM-BEEEEEEEEER?!"
  • Talman pulls the statue and causes it to fall over!
  • Algor: "EEEK?! MY GLORY DAYS STATUE?!"
  • Jem: "Don't worry, I can turn into Omega-Ultra-Supreme Jem and- (Tries to do that but fails)..... Right, currently a shut in now. Amazing I'm still person sized though."
  • Medusasaurus: "TAKE COVER?!"
  • The group dodged as the statue crashed down with a loud thud!
  • Talman: "..... Let's see them try to get over tha- (Merlin teleported the group to the other side) FRAAAAAAA?!"
  • Icky: "Way to forget we have magic users, dumbass."
  • Cable: "Then let's FIX THAT?!" (He used his technopathy to seize and shock the magic users unconscious with many wires)
  • Banzai: WHERE'D THOSE WIRES COME FROM?!?
  • Talman: ALRIGHT, HEROES! WE WILL NOT BE EMBARRASSED BY THE LIKES OF YOU AGAIN!! (He unleashed his plasma at them as lightning bolts, knocking them everywhere)
  • Gallagher: I can locate each one. Talman, cloud us!
  • Talman: DONE! (He cast a plasma storm on all four of them)
  • Gallagher: Great, now we can plan better. Talman, keep that up, and provide support fire and lightning! Cable, keep your guard up and provide us with support strategy in a safe location. (Cable did that) Rance... Feel free to go, SAFELY nuts with your powers!
  • Rance: YAAY! I CAN BLOW UP WITH NO CONSEQUENCE! (He came out and confronted the heroes)
  • Jem:... Rance?- (Rance screamed comically and unleashed antimatter on them as they avoided the destruction that chased them) YOW?! YOU WERE ALWAYS SUCH A FUCKING LOUDMOUTH?!
  • Icky: THESE DINOS ARE F*****G UNPREDICTABLE!!
  • Jem: KINDA THE POINT!!!
  • Lord Shen: Well, unfortunately for them, so are we. Lodgers, and others, time to get our Lodger pants on.
  • Po: We ALWAYS wear them, but yeah, your point isn't lost.
  • Rance was set to do the scream again, but Icky shoved a pumpkin into his mouth, which comedically expanded Rance's throat as he looked very pained by that!
  • Rance got the Pumpkin out and tried to scream again, but instead, only gave out a phathic waspy voice.....
  • Icky: "Abra cababra, I fluxed your stupid screamy voice thing and gave ya permanent laryngitis! Have fun with the case of Fluttershy voice, dumbass?!"
  • Rance began to shed tears and ran away raspily crying!
  • Rance: "(Raspy faint voice) I DON'T WANNA PLAY ANYMORE! (Raspy cries)!"
  • Talman: "..... Okay, that's it?! We were only doing this to be good soldiers and protecting Kem's legacy, we otherwise have qualms with hurting Jem to do it, but now misfits, you made it personal! First you took Gall's hand, now this?!"
  • Shifu: "It was your own mistake for remaining obedient to a hypocrite. He dare say he's loyal to Kem, yet would harm his daughter at a moment's notice the minute she wants to make even so much as a minor change? (Cable was feeling guilty now). I feel as if he was more loyal to the idea of Kem, not really his bloodline. In fact, if Kem still lived and wanted to change Kemism as well, would he really be loyal to that?!"
  • Galligar: "Kem knew twice as much about Kemism as Jem EVER did!"
  • Po: "Yeah, but what if Kyne was too used to the system as it was cause Kem was as slow on fixing what was wrong as Jem was and only NOW did he wanted to change even ONE THING around? Would Kyne stay loyal THEN?!"
  • Talman: "Oh I get it, you're trying to confuse us and make us question our loyalty! WELL JUST BECAUSE RANCE WAS THE TEAM IDIOT, DOESN'T MEAN WE'RE ALL STUPID?! You can't buy our loyalty with what-ifs and try to paint Kyne as a bastard who was more loyal to personal privilages then really Kem's legacy! (Cable got anxious about that and thought long and hard about it)"
  • Algor: "Well consider the fact his family benefited from Kemuism in it's arcaic form! (Cable was losing his nerve).... If he was TRUELY loyal to Kem's legacy, not once would he ever even ENTERTAIN this conspiracy?!"
  • Cable's conscience was finally taking over.
  • Galligar: "Oh quit wasting your breath! Look, it ain't nothing personal blue-balling you on finally nailing some pterasaur pussy, we're just protecting Kem's legacy! Cable, let's finish this!"
  • Cable: "..... But of course. Just, one thing though...... I RESIGN FROM KYNE'S TROOP?! (He reverses his wires on the magic users as they quickly regain consciousness)!"
  • Galligar: "(Flabbergasted) Duh, duh...... CABLE, NOT COOL?!"
  • Cable: "OH DON'T ACT LIKE YOU DIDN'T SAW THIS COMING?! YOU GUYS NEVER TREATED ME RIGHT FOR AS MUCH AS I WAS THE TEAM GENIUS?!"
  • Talman: "OH NAME ONE TIME, TRAIT-....... Uhhhhhh, that, is to say, we don't mean anything by that? It's just some harmless hazing, bro- (Cable returns the wires and zaps him unconscious and undoes the storm again)....."
  • Icky: "...... Well, so much for not being jokes, Iguanadumbass."
  • Galliagar: "..... FIRST I LOSE MY HAND, THEN RANCE GOES NEAR MUTE, (Quietly) Albeit that's not necessarily a bad thing, (Openly) NOW YOU'RE GOING TRAITOR, CAB?! I'M TELLING KYNE?! AND YOU WILL BE SORRY, CAB?! (Makes a run for it like a coward....)."
  • Cable kneels down and starts to cry a bit.
  • Cable: "I tainted my name and career for an outdated system?! My life is a waste?! (Cries)!"
  • Jem wanted to help Cable, but Medusasaurus stopped her.
  • Medusasaurus: "It's, best to let him cope with himself. Trust me. (Bitterly empathic) I've been there."
  • Blink: "Yeah, cause we should focus on getting the ONE-HANDED WIMP WONDER?!"
  • Tane: Igotthis!
  • Gallagher: OH NO YOU WON'T!!! (He tossed a grenade that unleashed a powerful blast of energy)
  • Iago: HOLY SH********* (The censor beep winds down with time)...
  • Tane:... Oh yes we will! (He did something like this while Boom by X Ambassadors played, saving everyone by getting them out of the area)
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X-Men- Apocalypse - Quicksilver Saves All...But One

  • Iago:... *********************T!!! (The area they were in was annihilated by the explosion)
  • Gallagher: HAH! GOTCHA- (Was surprised)
  • Tane: (They reappeared just fine)! HAH, YOUWISH, BUDDYBOY!!!
  • Gallagher:... DAMMIT, I ALWAYS FORGET ABOUT THAT CRACKPOT!!!
  • Icky: "Not so tough now, huh, Iguanadingus?"
  • Gallagher: "....... Uhhhhh...... Heeeeeeeeey, Jem, how, are you liking Kyne's pre-marital prank so far?"
  • Jem: "DUDE?! YOU'RE SERIOUSLY EXPECTING ME TO BE STUPID ENOUGH TO SUDDENLY BELIEVE THIS IS ALL JUST A PRANK?! YOU KNOW KYNE'S TOO SERIOUS FOR PRANKS?! Also...... NOT FUNNY?!"
  • Gallaghar: "Okay admitingly, poor choice of words! What I meant was- (Jem judo kicks Gallagher hard enough in the head that it gave him permanent brain damage as he plops down defeated) Duuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuh."
  • Jem: "Thank crud my super-martial art skills are still intact."
  • Later, Rance, Gallagher and Talman were all tied up.
  • Skipper: "Alright team, the Pawns are outta the way, now's time for the king and to checkmate this disaster."

Elsewhere.

  • Gazelle and Titus were on even ground, and slightly winded.
  • Gazelle: "...... Enough's enough, Titus! I have the high ground."
  • Titus: "Ugh, and again you underestimate my power!"
  • Gazelle: "This time, I will not handle you with kid gloves anymore. I won't be afraid to end you as a threat permanently!"
  • Titus: "..... I WILL NOT LET MY SISTER'S MURDER GO UNRESOLVED?! (Charged)!"
  • Gazelle: "..... This said, if the truth of what happened to your sister is THAT damn importante, then let's see if the Uniter Blade can GIVE YOU THAT ANSWER?! (Hits Titus with a special beam at hits him square in the head, and this time his ability can't protect him, cause it is more of a beam of vision then one meant for harm)!"

Vision.

  • Titus' sister was seen holding an official looking paper and was crying...
  • Doctor's voice: "I'm sorry, but you have Quantonium cancer. Even with our science, we can't help you."
  • Later, Titus' Sister's rival was surprisingly coming over with flowers and a box of chocolates.
  • The Rival: "Today's finally the day I put an end to the rivalry and tell my complicated childhood crush that the reason I was treating her like crap was because I was being insecure about my true feelings and now I am finally being honest with them. (He opens the door and found Titus' sister dead, having consumed Negaton Plant poison)... Wha, wha, WHHHHHAAAAA?! SHE'S DEAD?! (Picks up the paper next to her)... SHE OFFED HERSELF BECAUSE OF QUANTONIUM CANCER?! (Starts feeling sad)... And, she died, only seeing me as an asshole... F*** MY LIFE?! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO-HO-HOHOHOHOHOHO?!"

Vision ends...

  • Titus was shocked...
  • Titus: "My... My sister... Committed suicide, over sickness.... And, her rival, didn't have anything to do with it... But... Why, didn't he-"
  • Gazelle: "Report it? Well how could he? The enemy of the departed are always top suspects of such cases."
  • Titus: "... What a way to waste a lifelong career... Sister... I'm sorry... (Looks at a metal statue, destroys the foundation of it, and stood where it will fall, crushing him and taking his own life)..."
  • Gazelle sighed sadly.
  • Gazelle: "I guess the truth wasn't any better then what he thought was the case... (Walks off, knowing there isn't much else she can do for him)"
  • (Deadpool): "Ya know this is getting as dark as Adult Programming DC animations, can we lighten s*** up a bit?"
  • Icky: Wow, that was as dark as adult programming DC animations. We REALLY need to lighten s*** up a bit! (The Lodgers and other heroes saw Titus' dead body as Gazelle approached them)
  • (Deadpool): OH, HE HEARD ME SAY THAT!!!
  • Icky: YA-DOI! You're not the only one who can break the fourth wall here!
  • Gazelle:... For the record, he did this to himself. I gave him the truth he betrayed everyone for. He discovered that his rival was not involved with his sister's death. She only took her own life with Negaton Plants because of some... Quantonium-based cancer.
  • Baloo:... Ooohhhhh.
  • Kaa: That had to be pretty hard to learn.
  • Tyrone: Obviously. Quantonium cancer is a cancer that no Superior can cure... Or at least, at the time of her death. It's at the same level of lethal and hard-to-curb to us as regular cancer is to normals. It's a result of abnormal mutations caused by the lethal parts of quantonium itself.
  • Skipper: We didn't ASK for a lecture on Superior illnesses, Einstein.
  • Einstein: He said it, not me!
  • Dodger: He didn't mean you, Einy.
  • Skipper: Bottom line, he's down for the count. What a puss.
  • Private: SKIPPER!
  • Skipper: Oh, come on, we all have to cope with the horror of a death SOMEHOW!!! You know, like how I had to when I lost Manfredi and Johnson!... (Sobbed a bit)... I SALUTE YOU WHEREVER YOU ARE IN HEAVEHEHEHEN!!!
  • Gazelle:... Ahem. If we're finished here... I believe it's time we dealt with Kyne.
  • Ororo: We, uh, STILL don't have that Omnilaser.
  • Blink: I'll check on them. (He teleported away)
  • Icky: "..... At least we're getting this underway now."
  • Iago: Yeah, because it feels like MSM is lagging on these episodes now.
  • Icky: Well, he's got his hands full on a LOT of worldbuilding for this show. But that's not important. Let's shove Kyne's horns up his own butt!
  • Banzai: WHOA!
  • Icky: I DIDN'T MEAN THAT, GUY, GEEZ!! What a drama queen you are!
  • Banzai: You're one to talk.
  • Lord Shen: "Can YOU TWO please not?!"
  • Boss Wolf: YEAH, I'M STARTING TO GET SO BORED WITH DOING THIS AFTER ALL THE CRAP WE HAD TO DO!! OH MY GOD, BLINK, PLEASE TELL ME THOSE TWO GEEKS GOT THEIR PRECIOUS TOY READY!!!
  • Blink: (Comes in) Nope, they're not ready. We're gonna have to stall him.
  • Squidward: Really?! Is he REALLY gonna fall for ANY stall?! What do you expect us to do, do a Mindy and keep saying "Stalling?" over and over and expect him to keep going until we get the ray? THAT'S IDIOTIC!!
  • Patrick: (He did this)
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Family Guy - But it just might work

  • Squidward:... NO IT WON'T!!
  • Patrick: WELL I DON'T SEE A BETTER IDEA!!!
  • SpongeBob: OOOOOORRRRRRRRRRRR, we can just trick him into using his own OBS against him.
  • Krebs: Nonono, that'll put people in danger, and we CAN'T afford that.
  • Patrick:... Still not seeing a better idea, DOES ANYONE HAVE A BETTER IDEA?!
  • Icky: "Now hold up! Spongebob's idea had potentional. Course, for an answer about not having collateral damage, (Notes already present damage)..... More then already, how's about we do it like DBZ and take Kyne to a remote area free of perdestians?"
  • Meg: You mean like heroes here are supposed to do in their hero contracts?
  • Icky: Really?
  • Meg: Yeah, we can't afford to pay massive collateral damage and-
  • Lord Shen: AHEM! May I speak up and avoid ANOTHER change of the subject?
  • Meg:... Right, sorry.
  • Lord Shen: "... Ahem. I doubt Kyne will be like an anime villain and accommodate that such request for no real reason and not suspect it as a trap. In fact, I doubt ANY villain has done so here."
  • Meg: That's why heroes kick their asses away from the city. But, yeah, he's not gonna be any different, and with that unstable omnipotence, there's no way we'll be doing THAT.
  • Jem: "..... Who said we have to ask him nicely, OR force him out the hard way? He IS after me, after all, so, we bait him!"
  • Rita: Uh, yeah, we all agreed when we were trying to save you from that assassination attempt to not do that.
  • Jem: Well, wise choice on your part... But I didn't say use ME, did I? Tektite? You still got that holographic dummy thing of yours?
  • Tektite: I thought you'd NEVER ask. I got it, but it's in my lab back in Hades.
  • Mantis: Oh, you gotta be kicking me!
  • Tektite: Nah, I like bugs. Especially the big ones. I used to have a pet bug myself. Uh, that is to say, I'm serious. I mean, what would I have needed with it before this traitor stuff occurred?
  • Medusasaurus: You're lucky nobody else stole it from you first.... EXCEPT ME! (She took it out)
  • Tektite: HAH! Why you diabolical little kleptomaniac.
  • Medusasaurus: Guilty as charged. Granted, I took this back when I had intended trouble before I was caught, but glad I can still put this to use.
  • Tektite: "..... And strangely I'm not that surprised. Just being clear, I would like that back now."
  • Medusasaurus: "Fair enough, you're the expert anyway and I wasn't able to really read the damn manual. (Gives it to him). Why did you have to write it in science-talk?"
  • Tektite: "Cause I'm a scientist?"
  • Medusasaurus: "..... Well no duh, but still! It'd be nice if you have translations next to it!"
  • Tektite: "(Sighs), And people wonder why some scientists often keep their research to themselves in personal logs."
  • Skipper: Not all of us think like geniuses, do we? Just tell us how to use this thing.
  • Tektite: Well, I made this thing as a... Curious kind of training purpose. Like some guy using it to take the image of a bully or someone whose guts he just doesn't like and would like to kick like a bitch. Just... A way to mimic ANY opponent, and replicate their powers... Provided the right DNA scan. (He pressed his hand on the chest of the dummy and it transformed into him)
  • Tektite/Tektite Dummy: TADAAAA!
  • Sandy: Well holly-wolly-overused line!
  • Banzai: (Dubbed as YGOTAS Bakura) I think we did that joke already.
  • Sandy: Yeah, that's certainly something we did in our early days. Anyway, this baby's gonna be so useful... Too bad it ain't gonna get Jem's omnipotence when it scans her, but we don't exactly need em. We JUST need to make Kyne THINK she's vulnerable.
  • Algor: Yeah, like he's gonna fall for that trick. He's gonna KNOW it's a trap the moment he sees the Jem dummy out in the middle of nowhere without backup.
  • Jem: Yeah, he's got a point. Kyley-Boy's mad, not stupid.
  • Merlin: Well, we can figure something out. We always do. We just need the dummy to look like you.
  • Jem: Kay. And some way or another, we'll turn HIM into the dummy. (Rimshot as she laughed out loud)
  • Algor:... Okay, uh, that was... A LITTLE funny.
  • Sparx: Kissc**t!
  • Everyone: SPARX!!
  • Sparx: AW COME ON, I HAD TO!!! SOMEONE HAD TO SAY IT!!!
  • Jem: Okay, uh... Let's do this, the dragonfly just embarrassed me by mentioning my privies. (She touched the dummy and it looked like her)...
  • Jem/Fake Jem: Ohhhhh, looking GOOD, baby. Right back at'cha! Counter back at'cha! Jinx! Double jinx!... INFINITE JINX! (Laugh)
  • Algor: Okay, this is making you too cute, let's do this before I-
  • Sparx: Get a boner?... (Algor just teleported him into Mr. Whiskers' clothes as he muffle-screamed and Whiskers laughed, till Sparx punched Whiskers in the crotch and got out through a leghole!)
  • Sparx/Mr. Whiskers: NOT COOL, BRO!!!
  • Algor: "..... No offence Shen, but I can see why you misfits are in the process of revaluation."
  • Lord Shen: "No need to say "no offence". We need this constructive critique. RIGHT?!"
  • Sparx: OH SHUT UP!! WHAT I JUST SAW CAN NOT BE UNSEEN!!!
  • Lord Shen: Well maybe that'll be a lesson to not wisecrack at the worst times. Now stop playing around. We have a job to do. Where are we going to place the dummy?
  • Jem:... I know JUST the place. And trust me, it's gonna be something.

Later...

  • Jem: (They placed the dummy in an underground catacomb beneath the Temple)... That's it. Now, we trick Kyne into thinking you've accidentally given away your position. (Walks to an intercom) Alright, idiots, make the 'screw-up' look convincing.
  • Patrick:... Wow. I guess this time I can screw up without consequence!
  • Thunderclap: Clever girl.
  • Pervis: HAH! I get it!
  • Jem: Alright, three, two, one! (She turned it on)
  • Patrick: HAH! This thing is busted. And for once, I thought I was gonna screw this one up! Wait, why does it sound like I'm speaking somewhere else, and louder-
  • SpongeBob: PATRICK!... ANYONE WHO HEARD THAT, IGNORE IT!! (Kyne, somewhere else in the Temple, heard it)
  • Kyne:... Wow. That was easy. Heh. I KNEW there'd be a perk to having Jem be watched by idiots. (On communicator) TITUS! THE HEROES ARE IN THE CATACOMBS!!... Wait, he's dead?... WHY IS HE DEAD?!? (Switches communication) GALLAGHER?!? TALMAN?!? CABLE?!? I'D SETTLE FOR EVEN RANCE!!! ISN'T THERE ANYONE OUT THERE?!? (His words echoed throughout the Temple)... You've, GOT, to be kidding me. They took them out that fast?! EVEN TITUS?!?... Ugh! I can't believe this. Do I HAVE to do this myself, and under THESE conditions- (He farted lightning that shot through the wall and far off into the distance)... Okay... Nobody saw that. Hehe, least there's some perks being alone. But... Hey, there's also some perks having this OBS. I can likely vaporize my foes with everything around me.... But, I'm still not taking any chances there. (Sighs) Alright, Kyne. Suck it up, and keep your power under control. (He teleported, but teleported into Tartarus Valley)... AAHAHAH, CRAP! TOO COLD!! (He snapped and teleported again, this time in another area on Kratos)... CRAP! (He teleported to space)... CRUAAAAP! *GAAASP*!! (He teleported to the surface of Kratos' sun and cartoonishly burned) CRAAAAAAAPP!!!! (He teleported to a sewer line) CRAAAAP!!! (He teleported underwater) CBRABABABAP! (He teleported back to Hades) CRAP!!! (He teleported to the Bikini Atoll of SpongeBob's world) CRAP!! (He teleported into a house with a female Triceratops in the bathroom freaking her out)... CRAP! SORRY MA!! (He teleported tin front of a statue of a naked man on a human world) AAH! CRAP!!! (He teleported to directly above the Unigalax) CRAAA-*GAAAAASP*!!! Wait, I'm omnipotent? Why was I suffocating the last few- *GAAASSP* YEAH, DUMB QUESTION!! (He kept teleporting)

French Narrator: 10 Minutes Later...

  • Kyne: (He teleported unamused to Disneyland) Crap! (He teleported to Area 51 and the soldiers almost shot him) Crap! (He teleports to New Mewni) Crap! (He teleported to a parallel timeline with another him)
  • Kyne/Other Kyne: Crap!
  • Kyne: (He teleported on an asteroid) Crap! (He teleported to a bizarre alien planet) Crap! (He teleported to a strip club) Crap! (He teleported to a dinosaur graveyard) Crap! (He teleported in Kratos' prehistoric times before the Hadesians were resurrected and roaming about as prehistoric cavemen animals) Crap! (He teleported to the moment of the Big Bang) Crap! (He teleported to the heat death of the UUniverses) Crap! (He teleported to a microscopic level in front of waterbears) Crap! (He teleported to a Medieval world) Crap! (He teleported into the catacombs of the Temple) Crap! (He teleported to an island) Crap- WAIT, I WAS JUST THERE!! DAMMIT!!!!

French Narrator: 2 More Minutes Later...

  • Kyne: (He teleported to a time in the episode earlier in front of his past self and his group) Crap! (He teleported to a time when Grotch was fighting the Darkspawn) Crap! (He teleported to the inside of a star) Crap! (He teleported to Prison 42) Crap! (He teleported finally to the catacombs)... OH, FINALLY!!! 12, MINUTES!! UGH!!! I, HATE, OBS!!! Now, where are those fools?!
  • He saw the idiot Lougers playing connect four.
  • Thunderclap sees him...
  • Thunderclap: "Oh there ya are, bro! We've been waiting for ya! Up for Connect 4?"
  • Patrick: "Well it's about time ya showed up, Mr. No Show Horns."
  • Kyne: "...... Can't believe Titus died to you guys."
  • Pervis: "Oh that was mostly Gazelle."
  • Kyne:... Whatever! I CAN END YOU RIGHT HER AND NO- (Another Kyne appeared behind them)
  • Other Kyne: OH, FINALLY!!! I-...... WHAT?! Who the TART are you?!
  • Kyne: Who the-... AM I IN ANOTHER TIMELINE?!?
  • Other Kyne: Looks like it.
  • Kyne:... CraaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-

French Narrator: 1 Hour Later, And Meanwhile, In Our Timeline...

  • Jem:... Huh. He must be having a hard time getting here.
  • Tektite: Well clearly, he's trying to teleport, but thanks to his OBS, he's finding himself teleporting anywhere. At this point, he doesn't know where he's supposed to go, or if he's in his real timeline or another, or even another dimension.
  • Ororo:... Wow. That sucks.
  • Flechette: I don't understand. His power randomization must mean he has plenty of experience with one single power. Getting a new one on a regular basis means he should-
  • Tektite: Powers aren't as simple as training with a new one you get. He's got every conceivable one. It's not easy to use each and every one. Using a handful of powers are one thing and easy to train with, but if you have omnipotence, it could take MORE than one lifetime to train with it. Jem and her adopted kin were able to train well with it and pass it off with simple genetic memory, or maybe even pass the knowledge onto them as talent when they're kids. This ensures that they'll be in control of their powers. But since Kyne was not trained to handle such omnipotence, he's having a problem using his teleporting to get where he needs to.
  • Fidget:... Well, what do you know? We won! HAH! IN YOUR UGLY SCALY FACE, HORNHEAD!!! He basicly defeated himself!
  • Gazelle: I wouldn't be so confident. It'll only be a matter of time before he catches onto his power. Plus, this is not a proper punishment, NOR a good prison. Being lost in the multiverse is not guaranteed a permanent one. So, I'm afraid to say we must return him here so he can have a PROPER permanent punishment.
  • Squidward: WHAT?!?
  • Lord Shen: No, she's right, Squidward.
  • Icky: Uh-huh. Nobody remains lost forever. Not even Jimmy Hoffa, wherever he went and whatever happened to him. It won't matter how long it takes, someday it's BOUND to end. So, we gotta bring him back so we can face him right.
  • Gazelle: Allow me. (She used a spell to teleport him back into his room)
  • Kyne:... WHA... Okay... That was not me... So... Is this my timeline? My dimension? My home?... (On communicator) Titus? Are you still dead, and have you been?... Good. What about you four, are you still out?...... Double good. But... But I won't take any chances. There's bound to be-
  • (Boss Wolf): (On intercom) OH, YOU'RE HOME, DAMMIT!!!
  • (Lord Shen): BW!
  • (Boss Wolf): OH COME ON, I DON'T WANT TO FIGHT HIM WHEN HE TURNS INTO A PARANOID PITY PARTY!!! JUST, COME DOWN HERE AND FIGHT US LIKE YOU MEAN IT!!
  • Kyne:... Wait... You transmitted yourself on purpose?
  • (Boss Wolf):... Oops.
  • (Lord Shen): DAMMIT, BW!!!
  • (Jem): (Sighs) Alright, look, Kylne, Tektite knew you couldn't handle this kind of power. We're calling you out and telling you to fight us like you mean it. Titus is dead and your troops are down for the count. All you have left is yourself. I think you know where to find us, so come at us! I'll wait! (They hung up)
  • Kyne:... This is so pathetic, I almost feel sorry for them. But, they want me, they got me! (He tried to teleport again, but stopped himself)... Yeah, no, not flicking THAT wick again. Looks like I'm going in the hard way. (He ran like a raging Triceratops) CHAAAAAARGE! (He ended up charging through an accidentally-made portal that sent him directly over the Temple high in the sky)... (He did this)
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Alex Spider Fall Scenes

French Narrator: Please Stand By...

  • Kyne: (He crashed to the ground with a large crater, but his omnipotence allowed him to survive)... (Muffled) WHY DIDN'T I JUST FLY?!? (He got his head from the ground) OHOOOOOOH!!! THIS, IS, RIDICULOUS!!!!

Catacombs

  • Jem: (As they heard him trying to get to them but failing with his unstable omnipotence, making colorful and often vulgar swears) Wow, that's pathetic. I don't know if I should laugh or cry.
  • (Kyne): MOTHER LOVING CRUNK NUGGETS!!!
  • Jem: What'd he just say?
  • Crane: Cruuunk nuggets?
  • Kyne: AAAHH, FISH-C**KLE, UGGGHH!!! WAAAAAAAAA- (CRAAASH, tinkle tinkle) CRAPPING CRAPLICK!!!! (He kept crashing and causing damage)
  • Bagheera:... You're right, Jem, I don't know if I should laugh or cry either.
  • Tektite: Guys, uh, I DON'T think you should laugh OR cry... Well, cry, probably. THIS is a good sign he's reaching the more serious stages of OBS.
  • Crane: "So that means we should get to curing him of the Omnipotence now?"
  • Cornwall: Probably. But I wouldn't hold my breath. This is really funny.
  • Kyne: C***, MY C*** TURNED INTO A LASER GUN!!! *PWOO PWOO PWOOOOOO* AAAAAHHHH, NOW IT FELL OFF!!! (Cornwall laughed out loud)
  • Bagheera: It's not funny.
  • Cornwall: Speak for yourself, kitty cat. (Kyne was swearing excessively as he was heard crashing and using his powers out of control)
  • Kyne: UAAAAHHHH!!! WHAT DID TEKTITE PUT IN THAT STUFF?! THIS IS BEYOND THAT OBS CRUD!!! OKAY, THAT TEARS IT, I'M BLOWING THE DAMN PLACE UP!!!
  • Everyone: (In slo-mo) NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO- (Kyne blew up, but to his shock, nothing in the area was affected)...
  • Kyne:..... W... HOW DOES THAT EVEN MAKE ANY SENSE?!? DID I JUST CAST SOME... ILLUSIONARY EXPLOSION?!? I WANT A REAL ONE!!!! (He blew up again, but it ended up making things differently in many ways)... UAAAAAHHHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA!!!!! (He kept trying) TEKTITE, IF YOU'RE LAUGHING OUT THERE, IT'S NOT FUNNY!!!
  • Tektite:... I wasn't even laughing... Externally anyway. But on the bright side, if he lives, this'll teach him not to drink any random thing he finds, or any power he finds. Never know where they've been.
  • Spyro: Uh, not that I don't find this amusing a bit, but still, it's no laughing matter. He's going to explode at any moment, and right now, he's out of control with his powers.
  • Sparx: Oh, please, he just tried to explode us all into oblivion, and it ended up not working! I mean, it could take him YEARS to figure it out!
  • Tektite: Regardless, I don't think even I want to see him like that. Not forever, really, but let's get up there. With omnipotence, anything can happen.
  • SpongeBob: C'MON, LODGERS, YOU WANT TO LIVE FOREVER, THE CARTOON WAY?!? BANZAI!!
  • Banzai: YEAH, I'LL SOUND THE SIGNAL!
  • SpongeBob: NO, I MEAN AS IN, VAMONOS!!! Darn it, we really need to address that name issue! (They head out to the surface and see the craziness Kyne was going through as Kyne ended up with random color patterns on him as Squidward did one of his April Fools episode hysterical laughs)
  • Kyne: YOU SAW NOTHING!!! (He unleashed a death blast on them as it just turned them into colorful freaks)
  • Icky:... Okay, not even the Phantom Blot would make color powers useful, but... At least it has ONE use: MAKING YOU LOOK RIDONKEYLOUS!!!
  • Gilda: I don't know, you look good in that color.
  • Icky: Oh shut up, Gilds, this is kinda too serious for flirts right now!
  • Kyne: UGGGGGGHHHHHHH!!!!! WORK, DAMN YOU!!! (He fired more blasts as it just put them through harmless changes comically) UAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH!! DAMMIT, THESE POWERS ARE BUSTED!!! But then again, when WEREN'T they? TEKTITE, WHAT IS THIS CRAP?!?
  • Tektite: This wasn't me. One, you took it and drank it without knowing the side-effects. IT WASN'T EVEN TESTED! And two, did you expect to have mastered all these powers even when you got a new one twice a day? Our powers are quantum-based like magic. Therefore, the body needs to find a way to make it work. There's no ONE way to use it. It needs training, and omnipotence requires the MOST. Without proper training, AND the fact you took an untested serum, I'm afraid to say that you might explode.
  • Kyne: YEAH, I'VE BEEN EXPLODING!!!
  • Tektite: No, I meant for real. You blow up. Yer DED! D-E-A-D, DEAD! Even if you take us with you, YOU be dead. You blow up into bloody pieces. You never come back.
  • Kyne:... (He smiled Grinch-style)
  • Tektite:... Not the reaction I was expecting, nor hoping for...... That, was NOT the right thing to say, was it?
  • Kyne: Eh, at least I'll die fulfilling my mission-
  • Buttuskisserini: I'll have to stop you right there. I'm pretty sure your mission was to rule Kratos, not die swinging. Worse, wherever purgatory you go, I don't think Kem's gonna take it easy on you.
  • Kyne:... F*** you, logistics.
  • Tektite: "Oh, that got his attention but the guy who actaully made the stuff didn't"
  • Icky: "To be fair, Kyney boy's an inhered ass anyway."
  • Tektite: "Toushe."
  • Medusasaurus: Well, sure looks like you're in some deep coprolites, Kyne.
  • Jem: Look, we can still help you. If you just surrender and let us give you the antidote, we can save you. But, you know the price. You turn yourself in for your crimes. That, or you die and see my father in Tartarus.
  • Kyne:... Better idea... HOW ABOUT I TAKE THE DAMN ANTIDOTE, AND RETREAT TO FIGHT ANOTHER DAY?!?
  • Napoleon: Ya REALLY wanna plow through US and try?
  • Feilong: Yeah, horny, that's a VERY bad idea. That's like attacking a BUNCH of rhinos with a fork. End of the day, you got a bent fork and a PISSED OFF rhino.... I mean, in a normal's perspective.
  • Jem: Exactly. Seems to me like you have no choice. You try and kill us with those now-useless powers, which are now just getting worse, you'll risk killing yourself. Plus, again, we got MAGIC, so we're almost on an even keel. Unless you agree to surrender, you're not getting this antidote.
  • Kyne: RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!! (He blew up with the explosion blowing all over the UUniverses, but once again, it was an illusionary explosion)... AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!! (He tore off his own horns in rage and sobbed a bit) WHY CAN'T I KILL A SINGLE PERSON?!
  • Banzai: C'MON, WHADDIYA SOME KINDA BIRDBRAIN, IT'S THE DAMN OBS!!
  • Shenzi: Well, FIRST of all, you should never insult someone who COULD unleash a lethal explosion next time. And SECOND OF ALL... (She pushed him down) I'M SURE THE OBS DON'T HAVE AN AUTOMATIC PACIFIST SWITCH!!
  • Jem: LOOK, KYNE, I'VE BEEN AS PATIENT WITH YOU AS I CAN WITH THIS, BUT AT THIS POINT, A FIGHT SEEMS KINDA POINTLESS! You can't even FIGHT now! Those powers are broken, and you're gonna die soon, and take all of us with you, and not in a way you'll like. So, for the sake of yourself, can you, PLEASE, just agree to turn yourself in so we can give you the antidote and END this madness?!
  • Kyne: And how do you know I won't keep my word?
  • Jem: Ohohoho, we know DAMN well. But, I'll just transfer the omnipotence you have back to me. MY powers will be back, but you? You'll be depowered, AND at the mercy, of HUNDREDS OF ANGRY HEROES!! You gonna get YO ASS KICKED BEFORE YOU CAN EVEN FLEEE!!
  • Kyne: "But how do ya know you'll keep the Omnipotence?!"
  • Jem: "Dude the stuff you drank is obviously perninant and ya kinda stole my Omnipotence anyway, so, yeah, I think it's safe to say I'm set for getting it back, one way or the other."
  • Algor: (He chuckled)
  • Kyne:... UAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA!!! KEMISM IS DEAD!!!... FINE!!! JUST DO IT!! JUST DO IT YOU PIECES OF COPROS!!
  • Jem: "Yeesh, ya don't have to be an asshole about it, bro."
  • Tektite: (He administered the antidote, but it fluctuated Kyne's powers immensely) WHA?!
  • Kyne: AAAHO, ZEUS, IT MADE IT WORRSE!!! (He started destroying things accidentally and far beyond his control)
  • Tektite: UGH, DAMN YOU, COMPLICATED CHEMICAL SCIENCE!!!
  • Jem: "Alright, clearly this has to be done the Superior way. (She touches him but nothing occures)..... Dang it, forgot the power transfer thing was something that was with the Omnipotence."
  • Ororo: "..... Hey, maybe I can help with that. I can use Mimicry to get omnipotence and do the transfer thing for you."
  • Tektite: "That may risk you getting OBS too."
  • Ororo: "Hey don't worry, I only get new powers temporarly anyway, we Mimics rarely feel OBS cause we don't keep the powers for that long anyway."
  • Tektite: "Well yes, but it's still a big risk!"
  • Kyne: "CAN WE JUST GO THROUGH WITH IT ALREADY BEFORE I MIGHT EXPLOUD SERIOUSLY ALREADY?!"
  • Ororo: ALL RIGHT, ALREADY! (Carefully approaches him) Now, you may feel a slight tingle, but it'll be worth it. (Touches him and gains his powers)
  • Kyne: (Shudders) MAN, THAT FELT WEIRD!
  • Ororo: Okay, better do this quick! (She uses the omnipotence to transfer Jem's powers back)
  • Jem: HOLY COPROLITES OF ZEUS, I FEEL MYSELF AGAIN!!!
  • Kyne: Oh, finally, I'm not a ticking time bomb anymore!!
  • Nutsy: Alright, time to take out the depowered trash. You're coming with us, Kyne.
  • Kyne:... Fine. Just take me. My family's gonna be ruined and shun me anyway. All this was for nothing.... I... Just hope that I die and Kem forgives me.
  • Fidget: Uh, yeah, no, you tried to kill his adopted daughter. No way he's gonna forgive you. You're DEFINITELY going to hell.
  • Kyne: TARTARUS!
  • Fidget: Potato pototo.
  • Trixie: Nobody says pototo.
  • Fidget: Don't ruin the moment, babe.
  • Trixie: FOR THE LAST TIME, WE ARE NOT-
  • Ororo: AHEM! Let JEM talk to Kyne, PLEASE!!!
  • Flechette: Someone finally said it! If I have to hear you all ramble on one more time, I'm gonna knock myself out on the nearest rock!
  • Jem: "Ahem! That said...... I mean, Fidget's not tehecially wrong about my dad being a hardass about forgiving you. But, if it helps, I'm all about not being that, so, no serious hard feelings, Kyne."
  • Kyne: "IT'S KY-....... Wait, you got my name right."
  • Jem: "Well, Meddy told me that you're not called Kyle, so, I kinda have to start getting around to that. Now note that I said no "SERIOUS" hard feelings, cause, well you still f'ed up ROYALLY and kinda risked the marriage, so, consider this due for early retirement. BUT, I'll make it that your family doesn't get dragged into this."
  • Kyne: "..... I, Appresiate this. I rather not them suffering for what I did. This was my responsibility, and I rather brace the boulder of shame alone."
  • Later, Kyne was taken off by those once his followers. All four Iguanadons were taken as well....
  • Cable: "..... Guys, I'm, sorry for having a moral panic on you. I-"
  • Gallagar: "It's, it's fine, Cabs..... We kinda treated you like crap anyway. I think prison will give us a chance to reconnect."
  • Talman: "DAMN IT, GAL, YOU FORGAVE HIM TOO EASILY?!"
  • Rance squeaked.....
  • Medusasaurus and her duo were seen in the crowd.....
  • Jem got to them.....
  • Medusasaurus: "..... (Sighs), Don't worry, we're not gonna run away. We're ready to join in with Kyne and go back to prison."
  • Jem: ".... Actually, I already convinced the wardens to have you guys pardoned."
  • Medusasaurus: "(Surprised)..... Wow, you're really going ten thoundson miles with this forgiveness thing, huh? Well even then, as stated before, revamping Kemism won't end my mistreatment. I'm still a freak otherwise and all I will still know is misery!"
  • Fletchette came up.
  • Fletchette: "Even if you were dubbed the new stragigest of the new division?"
  • Medusasaurus: "Even if that's the case- (Stops herself)....... Excuse me, what?"
  • Feilong: "Yeah, crazy story, but..... Pictor finally got his new "Pictor Division" plans up and running. And given that Jemism is gonna be kinder, things will get better for Soters at least within reasonable time. Me, Flech, Io, and even YOU THREE are members now."
  • Medusasaurus: "...... My, my.... I'm flattered, really, but...... (Deadpan) Did it have to be under PICTOR?!"
  • Jem: "Don't worry.... I made sure he and Fokker started to have, a heart to heart about their friendship, especially after Pictor, felt a bit bad about not stopping Kyne from messing things up. I heard the dude was CRYING like a hatchling!"
  • Medusasaurus: "Oh I'm sure you're exaggerating-"

Later...

  • Pictor: (He was seeing crying like a weenie as Fokker was pasifying him with ice cream)...
  • Medusasaurus: "...... We, seriously, lost our land to this guy."
  • Blink: "We, also LOST to this guy a good while ago....."
  • Feilong:... Ohhh, I am SO posting this on Facebook! (She recorded it and sent it to Tankette and the other Soterians who laughed out loud)
  • SpongeBob: Well, you guys can at least have a, heart-to-heart, if you know what I mean.
  • Flechette: Don't get your hopes up. Those two still have issues to work out before they can actually date us. I'm NOT the kind to date him after this mess.
  • Fokker: Eh, give it time, I think you'll find that Pictor's got the rawest heart when he's... Emotional.
  • Flechette: "I'll, take your word for it, cause, this is some extreme emotion."
  • Icky: "Well here's hoping this'll give him a chance to end the ego-trips."
  • Jem: "Told ya I was serious on this."
  • Medusasaurus: "I can see that."
  • Lord Shen: Well, one perk with working in a universe of idiots, is THIS reason. It can often be, MILDLY amusing.
  • Icky: PRETTY sure that's the point of a cartoon.
  • Lord Shen: Regardless. At least it's all over.
  • Jem: Are you kidding?! We still have one more thing to take care of!
  • Icky: "Oh right, this was ALL about getting your big wedding back on track! Well let's do it, folks!"

Later...

  • Algor: WOW! That was... Quicker than expected.
  • Eurotas: Powers. Makes things a LOT of easier.
  • Jem: (Giggles adorably) Yeah, Algy, powers.
  • Algor:... You know, it's SUCH an anomaly that you got SO MUCH CUTER when we just met after so long. And learning about your... Accident, never changed that. If anything, it drew me closer to you. We're... More similar than I thought. We both wanted ways to rule best and ended up making costly mistakes.... So it's not just your cuteness that's gotten me smitten with you... But it's the fact that I can identify with you so greatly. I don't care if you accidentally killed Grotch. I no doubt killed more in my little earthquake stunt.... So all I can say is... I want to make a new world between Kratosians and Hadesians, with you.
  • Jem:... I... I've been smitten with you too. You were the only one I knew from childhood that I felt a good appreciation for. It sooned formed into love. I mean, sure you're different as some cyborg thing. I COULD make you an android, or change you back to normal with a long lifespan... But... At this point, I like you just the way you are. Metal and all.
  • Algor: You sure you feel comfortable kissing a robot?
  • Jem: (She giggles more) Oh, stop it, you!
  • Moira:... So, you two finished?
  • Algor/Jem: Pretty much. JINX!
  • Moira: Very well. Do you both take each other in matrimony for as long as you both shall live?
  • Algor/Jem: Like molecules. (The two laughed)
  • Moira: Then I pronounce this couple, husband and wife. You may, um, TRY to kiss the bride.
  • Jem: "Yeah way to remind us of the elephant of the room for this wedding, Moiry."
  • Trunx: "Who, me?"

Epilogue

Hades suddenly appears

  • Hades: Hey, Scroopy, what was with the chapters here? "Meeting The Hadesians"? Hello, did I get a call? Did I give the Kratosians permission to use my name? No, I did not. Okay, word of warning, I know ALL the lawyers. Just wanted to let you know that.
  • (Scroopfan): "Oy. Here we go again."
  • (MSM): You DO know there's PLENTY of things in the world and fictional world named after you.
  • (Scroopfan): "Well yeah. Your name is pretty much public domain territory. Neither you NOR Disney have exclusive rights to Greek Mythology."
  • (MSM): If anything, you should be proud people are naming things after you. I mean, it makes you remembered.
  • Hades: "........ Toushe, wise guys. Tou, shhhhhhhhe."
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