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Dino Underworld is the 35th Episode of Season 3B of the SpongeBob and Friends Adventures Chronicles series. The Justic Teens had discovered that Algor has proposed marriage to someone, and invites the Lodgers to the celebration. It isn't long before they discover that his bride is named Jem, who is the princess ruler of the Kratosian underground community of Hades. Algor explains that Hades is infamous for its controversial laws, atheism, and the beliefs of Jem's father, Kem, which stated that freewill was dangerous when used for evil and greed, and because of this, they isolated themselves from the rest of Kratos and visits there were strictly forbidden. Grotch even died before being able to make peace with them. Superiors have a mostly-positive reception while some are worried and unsure if this will affect the Superior way of life or not. But it comes as a shock to them when Jem is revealed to be a pterosaur, and the Hadesians are all dinosaurs that were fossils revived by quantonium, and turning them into much more sophisticated Superiors. Algor hopes the marriage would unite Kratos with Hades and bring misunderstandings to an end. But when the Lodgers discover that Jem may be hiding a secret, they try taking it up with her advisor velociraptor, Advisor Talona, who tells them that Jem was responsible for the death of Grotch, but only did it by mistake, and covered it up to avoid a terrible war. She did it because the Kratosian Senate forced Grotch to execute her father for religious crimes and attempts to make fanatics out of the people of Kratos. Talona had worried that certain Superiors could take advantage of this secret, and wanted to get help as much as she could. What can the Lodgers do about this, and how will Algor handle the truth? But they discover too late that Algor has already been told of the truth by a traitorous taint-minded elitist Triceratops guard named Colonel Kyne and his 4 Iguanodon guardians, who were the most supportive of Kem's beliefs, and for the wrong reasons of wanting an excuse of dominating the UUniverses since he believes that he could make a better ruler and make Superiors the dominant race. With Jem losing her position, her love interest, and her life, Kyne takes the throne, and intends to begin a UUniversal takeover. He begins to enslave all the people of Kratos, and takes control of their military and government, as well as the Super Ops. How will the Lodgers and Justic Teens be able to put a stop to this?

Transcript

Chapter 1: A Marriage in Kratos

Kratos, Condemned Hotel.

  • A Superior Fox was seen heading for a hotel that has no seen public use since well beyond his time as he gets up to a collection of goons using their powers to mess with paint.
  • Superior Goon 1: "..... Password?"
  • Fox: "Why do I need a password, Catamount's been expecting me ya goons?!"
  • Superior Goon 2: "Oh gee, did you expected us to be generic moron henchmen to just BLINDLY let ya in when you could be a do-gooder in disguise? We live in a planet where anthropomorphic animals have superpowers ya know!"
  • Superior Goon 3: "So what's the password? And if you say "Swordfish" I'LL LOSE IT!?"
  • Fox: "..... Ugggggggh. Parrotfish."
  • Superior Goon 4: "..... Go right ahead, Foy."
  • Foy: "THAT'S FOXTROT FOY, AND THANK YOU, JACKASSES?! (Goes in the building grumbling)....."
  • Superior Goon 5: "..... Hehehehehehe. Boys, we are GOOD at our job. (He and the other goons laugh like idiots, as they were unaware of being watched by the hidden Justic Teens)"
  • Walt: "(Quietly) Wow, a password that isn't "Swordfisssssh". They thought of everything."
  • Tyrone: "(Quickly) Okay, so we're gonna need a strategy. One of us needs to cause a distraction, Tane, I need you to figure out a way to get into that room. But I don't think you can pull that ooooooooooooo-" (Everything went in slo-mo)
  • Tane:... (To the audience) Watch this!

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  • Tyrone:... -Ooff, so what you got that won't- (The entire thing happened as everyone chased the framed Superior away)... The heck did you do?
  • Tane: Sorry, IforgotbecauseIwastoobusybeingawesome, ehehehehe.
  • Ororo: "..... Tane, this is why you are such an asset for this team."
  • Tane: Youbetterbelieveitbabe, I'msoawesome!
  • The Justic Teens charged for the door.
  • The group barged in and surprised Foxtrot and his boss, Paramount Catamount.
  • Catamount: "....... FOY, I THOUGHT YOU SAID YOU WEREN'T BEING FOLLOWED?!"
  • Foxtrot: "B-B-BUT CATAMOUNT, I WAS SURE OF IT?!"
  • Meg: "Catamount, you are finally gonna go down for your crimes!"
  • Walt: "YEAH!....... Wait, what did thisshh guy do again?"
  • Scarlett: "He put together the biggest con artist ring Kratos had NEVER wished to see."
  • Walt: "Oh right, just wanted sshome clarity."
  • Catamount: "Aw come on! All I did was sell off-brand knick-knacks in cheap quality and staged accidents for free-insurance money! It happens all the time with Normals! You people treat it like some kinda cardinal sin?!"
  • Ororo: "Con Artistry, ruined one of Kratos' greatest heroes and turned him into a nightmare!"
  • Catamount: "Oh for Grotch's sake, you folks are STILL on about that Malvonio hoopla? It's, been, YEARS since that guy?! Can't we just move on?"
  • Tyrone: "Some tragedies never stop being relevant, Catamount. This world will never forgive conning scum like you."
  • Catamount: "..... Ugh. And yet my men wonder why we have to hide in this condemned hotel. (Snaps fingers) Oh, boys!"
  • More Superior Goons came in!
  • Catamount: "You punks messed with the wrong big cat, Justic Brats! I ain't gonna let my name being added to the chopping block of Kratos' hate boner for Con Artists!"
  • Ororo: It was ALREADY that when your family name was slant by their modern descendants. Once a great family of war heroes during the Kratosian Civil War, now turned to a life of crime. Shameful.
  • Catamount: Oh, please, you think shame is not commonplace nowadays? It was ALREADY more bad than it should've gotten when by shameful stepbrother Conor scammed Foy here and cost him his girlfriend. Wherever he is when we disowned him, I hope he's rotting.
  • Scarlett: Wow. That's even MORE shameful to get rid of family like that.
  • Catamount: CONOR WAS A DISAPPOINTMENT THAT HAD PISSED AWAY OUR LEGACY!
  • Scarlett: That's no excuse, you DON'T get rid of family. EVER!
  • Catamount: Oh oh are you to talk to ME about family, gibbon? Being of blood don't mean people gotta STOMACH the swallow ends of the gene pool?! It ain't like you can really relate to what we've been through, so JUST GET OFF MY CASE AND GET OFF MY PROPERTY BEFORE MY MEN SMASH YOUR HEADS IN!!
  • Tane: Smashourheadsinwhere?
  • Catamount: "..... I didn't understand that, so I'm assuming that's a no. GET'EM, BOYS?!"
  • Tane: PBBT, wecantakeyouonwithoutasw- (He is tackled by another speedster Superior, which is another cheetah) AHAHAHAH!!!
  • Cheetah Superior: BOOM-SHAKKA-LAKKA!!
  • Catamount: You REALLY think I'd let myself be-
  • Tane: AWSHUTUP!!! (They all went through a super-speed battle with everyone else frozen in slowed time perspective)
  • Cheetah Superior: Come at me, BITCH!
  • Tane: OH, I'LL COME AT YOU!
  • Cheetah Superior:... Wow, I can ACTUALLY understand you in slow time. Powers are weird.
  • Tane: TELL me about it! (They continued fighting in the slow-motion time perspective, kicking each other's butts comically)
  • In the normal perspective, the fight was turning into a sporty tornado!
  • Catamount: "..... Should, should I be concerned with that?"
  • Suddenly, the tornado began to open a hole in time-space.
  • Tyrone: "It's opening a hole in timespace?!"
  • Foy: "That's, bad, righ-"
  • The tear began to increase as everyone got sucked into the past of the hotel!
  • They ended up crashing into the hayday of the hotel back when it was popular with past superiors, mostly the nobility or the really well off, as they were surprised by the intrusion?!
  • Meg: "..... DANG IT TANE, DID YOU JUST ENDED UP SENDING US TO THE PAST CAUSE OF FIGHTING ANOTHER SPEEDSTER, AGAIN?!"
  • Tane: Wait, Icantimetravel?! COOL!!!
  • Tyrone: "NO, NOT COOL! YA KNOW THE CHRONOKINETICS AGENCY GETS VERY ANNOYED WITH US DOING THAT!!"
  • Tane: IDIDN'TEVENKNOWICOULDDOTHIS, HOWCANIEVENDOTHIS?!
  • Tyrone: It's called quantum physics. General relativity dictates that going faster than light could-
  • Tane: OHSAVEMETHENERDINESS, ICANTRAVELTHROUGHTIME!!! IMAGINETHETHINGSICOULDDO!! (As he went on, Tyrone just sighed and erased that memory)... WHATJUSTHAPPENED?!
  • Past Hotel Owner: "UH EXCUSE ME! Not to be rude, BUT WHAT IS GOING ON HERE?!"
  • Scarlett: "..... Ya know, since I'm here..... Dude, do NOT hire the Superior with the power of fungus, he would end up bringing Black Mold into the building. Your hotel got condemned over it."
  • Past Hotel Owner: "...... WHAT?!"
  • Tyrone: "SCARLETT!! YOU KNOW YOU'RE NOT SUPPOSED TO TELL PEOPLE IN THE PAST ABOUT THEIR FUTURES!!"
  • Scarlett: "I'M SORRY, THIS WAS MY GRANDMOTHER'S FAVORITE HOTEL AS A CHILD WHEN HER PARENTS TOOK HER HERE!! Which is awkward cause I think I'm right in front of them. (Gibbins of the same species with a young girl stared flabbergasted).
  • Catamount: "WAIT A MINUTE, DID YOU JUST PREVENTED ME FROM EVER MAKING THIS HOTEL MY NEW BASE OF OPERATIO-"
  • The tear sucked everyone right up again as the past residence were surprised....
  • Mold-Covered Superior: "(Shows up) Excuse me, I am Chef Le'Mold D. Buttocks, and I would like to sign up for being your hotel chef."
  • Past Hotel Owner: "..... NO?! (Instantly boots the Mold-Covered Superior out)!"
  • Mold-Covered Superior: "..... RUDE?!"
  • The Justic Teens and Catamount and gang ended up back in the present hotel, but it was not a condemned mess anymore but instead a still thriving hotel, as it was noted with more modest guests!
  • Catamount: "...... NOOOOOOOOOOOO?! MY BASE OF OPERATIONS!!"
  • Tyrone: "Hey, this is bad for us too! The CKA will never shut up about this!"
  • Walt: "Much lesssh the time lords they keep dealing with."
  • Present Time Owner: "It's.... It's you people! The people who saved my grandfather's business by telling him to not hire that fungus-manipulator superior! I owe you people my family legacy for this! You guys now have a life-time free experience in this hotel!"
  • Meg: "Yeaaaaah, hold up on that for now, a time travel agency's gonna give us crud for it soon."
  • Present Time Owner: "Wait, what?"
  • Catamount: "FASTSLINGER, YOU JUST COSTED ME MY BASE CAUSE OF YOU GOING AFTER THAT OTHER SPEEDY IDIOT?! YOU'RE FIRED?!"
  • Fastslinger: WELL YOU CAN'T FIRE ME, BECAUSE AFTER ALL THIS, I QUIT! (He zoomed away)
  • Tyrone:... All the same, Scarlett, you DO realize that we have to undo this past act of yours.
  • Scarlett: Butbutbut-
  • Tyrone: No buts! You KNOW this kind of thing causes paradoxes. THINK! If you went back to stop the hotel from being closed down, you wouldn't have gone back to begin with.
  • Scarlett:... To be fair, we didn't intentionally went back in time.
  • Tyrone: BUT WE DID CAME TO THE HOTEL IN IT'S PREVIOUS ABANDONED STATE AND-... (He face-palmed) Let's just go to the CKA and have a counter-paradox ready.
  • Present Time Owner: "Don't I get a say in this-"
  • Tyrone: "AND YOU, NO, YOU'LL BE PARADOXED OUT EITHER WAY!?"
  • Present Time Owner: "Awwww."

Later...

  • Scarlett: (The Justic Teens came out with Scarlett sobbing)
  • Tyrone: Don't be like that, Scarlett, you KNOW they're strict about this! Especially that Grandfather Clock guy. That lemur is REALLY strict. They NEVER offer paradoxes for free.
  • Scarlett: WELL WHY COULDN'T IT HAVE BEEN MONEY LIKE EVERYONE ELSE?!
  • Tyrone: Hey, I didn't make the rules! We just have to respect and follow them. We ARE heroes after all.
  • Scarlett: (Shrugs) Way to cheer me up!
  • Walt: Relax, Scarlett. It'sshh not THAT big a deal.
  • Catamount: "Ahem! Look, thanks for getting my base of operations back, but I still feel like we have business to attend too."
  • Meg: "Well may as well, cause Scarlett needs SOMETHING or SOMEONE to take her frustrations out on!"
  • Foy: "Ya just HAD to remind them, boss."
  • Catamount: "They would've gone after us on their own anyway-" (Scarlett beat him up angrily)
  • Ororo: It's alright anyway, Scarlett. Since Catamount isn't in charge, you can fix it up if you want.
  • Scarlett: You have ANY idea how much is needed for that, EVEN WITH SUPERPOWERS?! When my grandparents were running it, it was already THOUSANDS OF YEARS OLD!
  • Walt:... Whoa.
  • Meg: Well, you can ALWAYS rebuild it. It won't be as good as the original, but it's better than nothing.
  • Scarlett: "I-...... Come to think of it, I could use a passion project on the side whenever I'm not waiting for the next baddie to show up."
  • Catamount: (Pained) Ya see, so much more healthier than to- (Scarlett punches him) Shutting up.
  • Foy was seen slowly trying to make a run for it while everyone was focused on Catamount.
  • Tane: WHEREYOUGOIN?! (He gave him a super-speed wedgie as he squealed at such a high frequency, he-shattered glass from around the entire area)
  • Foy:... (Squeaky voice) MY TENDERS!!!
  • Tyrone: "Ughhhhh, and that's yet another collateral damage report we'll soon have to cover for Algor! That's the 5th incident this week!"
  • Ororo: "Yeah, I noticed we have been getting a little bit sloppy lately for as long as we have been doing this."
  • Meg: "Which I guess is why Algor has been making us see him more often."
  • Walt: "Yeah, we've been at this business for so long that we're losing our touch. And yet miraculously we're still young!"
  • Meg: "Oh which the Lougers to attribute that to "Cartoon Logic" if they were here."
  • Foy: "Why, are you guys talking, while I'm in so much pain?! The kind of pain that'll give me a legitimate lawsuit to sue you for!"
  • Ororo: "Dude, relax, it's just a wedgie, the worse you'll get is nearly being neutered, nothing bed-rest in your cell won't fix soon enough with enough ice."
  • Foy: "...... Why is this my life?! It's just not fair?!"
  • Walt: "Oh boy, the guy's gonna give his sob story."
  • Foy: "Ya know, I didn't asked for this?!"
  • Tyrone: "Foy, we already did our homework on your backstory, you don't need to go into over-dramatic detail on it-"
  • Foy: "WELL TOO BAD, I NEED TO COPE AND REFLECT?!"
  • Ororo: "Ya know, we may as well let him do so since the OPs are gonna be awhile to get here anyway since we BASICLY caught him and Catamount early."
  • Tane: "OOOOOOOH, ILIKESTORYTIME?!"
  • Tyrone: The guy got scammed by Catamount's nephew and when a criminal stole his money, he did a Spider-Man and let him go, saying it wasn't his problem, until it was when the criminal killed his girlfriend's parents, losing her in the process.
  • Tane: AWCOMEON, IWANTEDHIMTOSAYIT!!!
  • Ororo: And give him some time to think while distracting us or something? No. But yeah, this guy ended up in a bad situation. We ALL do. It comes with having superpowers.
  • Walt: Can they technically even be CALLED sshhuperpowers sshhince they're common? You know the old sshhaying. If everyone's sshhuper, NO one issh.
  • Meg: To be fair, we're still well beyond the Normals of outside of Kratos, I think it's still good.
  • Foy: WILL YOU JUST SHUT UP AND SEND ME TO JAIL?! IF I HAVE TO LISTEN TO YOU KIDS BICKER, I AM GOING TO KILL MYSELF!!
  • Ororo: "..... Actually Foy, we, want to work something out."
  • Foy: "OH SPARE ME THE CLICHE "RIGHT TO REMAIN SILENT" LINE, I HEARD IT FROM FLATFOOTS ALL THE TI- (Stops)... Wait... A'wha?"
  • Ororo: "To be frank, we were primarily just after Catamount anyway. Associated goons are, optional. We're willing to let you off with a warning-"
  • Tyrone: "A STERN WARNING-"
  • Ororo: "Ahem! It's to say that, we felt like you suffered enough, why continue the trend?"
  • Foy: "...... Is this just a drug-induced dream I'm having? Cause it's hard to tell cause superpowers made time travel possible."
  • Meg: "Not a dream dude, much less a druggy one."
  • Tyrone: "This said, you better go out of your way to re-evaluate yourself from here on out. You need to think about your life choices."
  • Foy was surprised of something he was lacking for quite awhile..... Kindness.
  • Catamount: "(Pained) Ya, may as well take it, kid. I'm about to be a shut-in as a con-artistry ringleader and you're about to be out of the job anyway. Also, not many guys like us get that kind of offering. Ya may wanna take it while it's good-"
  • Tane swift-kicked Catamount in the nuts!
  • Catamount literally mewed like a kitten!
  • Foy: "..... Ugh. Okay fine. I'll, think about things. But given the track-record I have, I can't promise that I'm suddenly working in a LEGAL job or something!"
  • Ororo: "I understand. We won't try to ask for absolute perfection here. Just, behave yourself, okay."
  • Foy was earnestly touched by this kindness, but he wanted to be tough about it.
  • Foy: "Yeah, well, you're lucky Catamount's other guys won't take me seriously enough to rebuild what he's losing anyway. They even force me into their stupid password games even when they knew me well enough for YEEEEARS?! I'll, just be some random nobody after this."
  • Meg: Just use this opportunity WISELY, Foy! We can't promise you'll get another- (He was gone)... Superpowers are so random sometimes.
  • Walt: I know.

Ororo's House

  • Meg: (The group sat in the living room together watching My Hero Academia)... Well THAT was an interesting adventure.
  • Tane: WOW, THATCHICKISHOTASBOOBIES!!! IWANNAKISSHERALLDAYLONGANDSHOWHERTHEFASTESTRIDEOFALLTIME, ANDIWANNA-
  • Ororo: (As Tane droned on) Yeah, maybe we ARE losing our edge. How long has it even BEEN since we did something INTERESTING?
  • Scarlett:... A REALLY long time.
  • Tyrone: No supervillains in a year-in-a-half! I QUESTION how that's even possible! Supervillains seem like a dime-a-dozen and likely to pop out ANYWHERE on Kratos.
  • Meg: Maybe we scared them with our awesomeness, as Tane here would say if he wasn't commenting on Uraraka's body.
  • Tane: -ANDIWANTTOFLYWITHHERANDIWANTTOGOONTHEFASTESTDATEWITHHERANDIWANNA-
  • Scarlett: "I honestly believe it was because of that Superpower Draining that affected everyone that strangely coincided with the Mana Drought that happened."
  • Tyrone: "Oh, that's a possibility. I mean, I'm still skeptical of the theory of superpowers being in the same boat as magic, chi, and IMAGINATION the most farfetch of them all, but yet, we did started to have them back again when the Magic Realms got back to full-order, but my theory about Quantomium having a rare power weakness event still stands' till I'm ever showed otherwise."
  • Meg: "Then this is LITTERALLY the first time something like THAT happened, cause never in Superior History has that event ever occurred, nor does the prospects allined for it to happen again now that Magic's back in working order."
  • Tyrone: "Guys, let's not worry about the accuracy of questionable theories made in a time of uncertainty and let's be relieved our powers came back at all. Whether or not you believe what the news brought with what Yen Sid said, we can at least say we STILL have powers."
  • Ororo: "Well honestly, I felt like the fritz at least in some way contributed to why Super-Vills didn't got so active for awhile. I think the power drain forced them into isolation and recovery and putting their plans into hiatus and only NOW are they slowly starting to pick up again now that everyone's superpowers work again."
  • Walt: "Ya sshure it isn't because this ssheries just took forever to get into another Sshuperior Episode?"
  • Silence.....
  • Tyrone: "..... Walt, what did we say about using the lougers' weird post-modern talk?"
  • Walt: Sshhorry.
  • Tane: YouknowIneverthoughtI'dsaythisbutmaybethevillainshadgoneintohidingbecausetheantivillainylawthatGrotchpassed agesagohadtakenaserioustollonthemandweprobablywouldn'tloseouredgeiftheywereallowedtoroamfreeyouknowwhatImean?
  • Tyrone:...Tane, even if I didn't understood what you just said given that I had to learn it so to eventually teach you how to speak slower, it would still sound like the STUPIDEST AND/OR CRAZIEST THING I EVER HEARD!
  • Tane: WHOAWHOAHEY, TAKEITEASYMAN, ITWASONLYATHOUGHT!!
  • Ororo: "And besides, I'm sure it was purely cause-of the Fritz effecting Super Powers-"
  • Tyrone: "Which I'm still thinking it's only a theory without proper testing!"
  • Ororo: "-In being why the villains were-absent cause, come on, villains don't care for laws anyway, so to them, Grotch's law is more a suggestion than a requirement, and they had NO problem ignoring it before."
  • Meg: Well, none the less, Grotch made that law cause he didn't want Superiors to look bad or anarchical for letting bad eggs basically do what they want.
  • Scarlett: "And thank Algor that's something we can all get behind."
  • Walt: Sshpeaking of Algor, I wonder how he's doin' thesshe dayssh.
  • Ororo: "Tch, what do you guys THINK he's doing? Politics stuff."
  • Walt: "Fair point, but, you'd think he called us in by now when Catamount got caught by us and we gave him to the Ops. Espeically with the accidental time travel junk and what not, and to address that we've been not doing swell lately? I mean, he should've called us in for briefing by now and here we are yucking up back at home, don't ya just think that's even SLIGHTLY off?"
  • Ororo: "Oh it's because-...... Huh. That's a good point."
  • Tyrone: "Oh I'm sure it's like what Ororo said and he's been doing politics alot lately. Espeically after that Fritz and it's implied BUT STILL UNPROVEN involvement with Superpowers! I suspect the guy went into maximum overdrive to pay for the lives that were affected and/or almost lost to the Fritz, evidence of actual correlation not withstanding."
  • Ororo: "Well, even if it's just that, it would be nice to check up' on him. Cause, heaven forbid he's having another personal crisis again like with what lead to us going after the Core."
  • Scarlett: "Well I doubt Dr. Pyogitix ever made another over-powered energy core...... Right?"
  • Silence.....
  • The troupe charged off!

Prometheus Temple.

  • Algor was seen sighing romanticly at a message he had gotten awhile back.
  • Suddenly, the Justic Teens bursted through the door!
  • Algor: "BAH?! (Hides the message he was holding) WHAT IN THE GLORIES, YOU BUNCH?!"
  • Tyrone: "Listen, Master Algor, before you think of retiring again and making everyone go after another possible core like last time, hear us out-"
  • Algor: "Wait, what? Last I check with Dr. Pyogitix, the Pyo Core is a unique creation! What in the living dickens made you bunch think that?"
  • Scarlett: "Well, you didn't summoned us for the briefing about Catamount and-"
  • Algor: "Oh, OOOOOOOOOOH! I uh, had Figdit covered that for me, and he is taking reports directly with the Super Ops. My, apologies for the confusion. We'll discuss any noted mistakes, later."
  • Ororo: "But- (Algor teleported the group off)."
  • Algor: "..... (Goes back to his hidden message)...... Soon......"

A Day later, back at Ororo's place.

  • Ororo: "(Was pacing about) Ugh, I wish I can GET that metal-headed lizard sometimes!"
  • Walt: "I know! Ya went from being enemies with the guy cause of the Mimicry Ban and yet you went to save him from inadvertently allowing a bad heir to come in. That guy, is the epitome of complicated.  (A bang was heard outside)... What wassh that?
  • Meg: Probably the mailman trying and failing to get used to his returned powers again.
  • (They opened to find a Superior flying snake)
  • Flying Snake: UGH! I told them at the post office to get that Bearded vulture guy to replace me, but did they LISTEN?!
  • Ororo:... Are you okay-
  • Flying Snake: DO I LOOK OKAY?! (Deep breath)... Sorry, guys, it's just, I've wanted to quit since this Fritz made my job harder to keep. I want a Superior who can fly WITHOUT powers to take my place, but the people just won't listen to me! Doesn't matter, I'll get myself fired on PURPOSE if I have to. Just take the message. It's from Algor.
  • Ororo: Really?
  • Flying Snake: Really really! Goodbye! (He flew off)
  • Tane: WHAT'SITSAY?!
  • Ororo: (They opened the envelope and opened the letter)... OH MY ZEUS!
  • Tane: WHATWHATWHATWHATWHATWHATWHATWHATWHATWHATWHAT-
  • Everyone: SHUT UP!!!
  • Tane:... Sorry!
  • Ororo: ALGOR'S GETTING MARRIED! (Everyone was shocked)....
  • Meg: "...... Annnnnnnnnd, we have our answers now about his prolonged absence."

Prometheus Temple.

  • Algor was seen getting fitted with ceremonial capes.
  • Algor: "(Examines white cape).... Ugh! A white cape's too predictable, I need something more, flashy!"
  • Dresser: "But you said you wanted to make yourself look formal! White's very formal with a wedding!"
  • Algor: "Well yes, but, it also offsets my own metal body!"
  • Figdit: "Have you tried getting a paint-job for the flashier colors then?"
  • Algor: "..... Oh thank goodness that came into my head! Figdit, summon the best Paint-Manipulator Superiors available! I am looking for the finest paintjob fit for a wedding!"
  • Figdit: "Oh sure, I'll get right on tha-" (The Justic Teens arrived)
  • Tane: ALGOR, WECAMEASSOONASWEHEARDTHENEWS, CONGRATULATIONS!!!!
  • Ororo: AHAHAHAHUAH!!!... WHY DOES GETTING A RIDE WITH TANE'S SPEED GET SCARIER EVERY TIME?!?
  • Meg: BECAUSE IT'S TANE!
  • Ororo: IT WAS RHETORICAL! Anyway uh, eheh, Algor, uh... Congratulations on getting married.
  • Walt: So who'ssh the lucky gal?
  • Algor: Oh... She's someone... Interesting.
  • Tyrone: Interesting? (He tried to read his mind)... Oh, right, mental blocks.
  • Algor: Helps me tell my story MY way. Anyway... She is actually an old friend of mine who's the current leader of... The Superiors of Hades.
  • Walt:... It'sshh named after the Greek god of the dead?
  • Algor: AND the underworld, so therefore, it fits. This land is underground beneath the Tartarus Valley.
  • Meg:... The naming is SO, uncanny. How come nobody ever knew about this place?
  • Algor: "The Superiors of Hades, uh, tend to be, of controversial beliefs, so, I would imagine that superiors of the surface DIDN'T wanted to keep them in mind."
  • Ororo:... Uh, exactly HOW controversial are we saying?
  • Algor: "(Earnest surprise) How controversial are we say- How contro-..... Don't your schools ever teach you about Kemisum?!"
  • Meg: "A: For Ororo, a lot of that lack of knowledge is kinda your fault, Mr. Exiler of someone who reacted badly to your Mimicry Ban even if it was actually meant to be for her well being from a rogue cult of Mimics, and B:.... Define,  Kemisum?"
  • Algor: "...... Ughhhhhhh! Does that mean the education system is keeping that philosophy in silence STILL?! I mean, I can understand not wanting to give impressionable minds the wrong idea, BUT MY GLORIES, THERE CAN BE A SMART WAY TO INTRODUCE IT?!"
  • Walt: "Wait, is that to imply that Kemisum is bad or something?"
  • Algor: "Ughhhh, it's more like, it's a highly disagreeable belief. But, perhaps visual aid is required. (Claps hands, as servants brought in a movie projector and a film reel)."
  • Servant 1: "(Holds the film) Your "Guide to Kemisum", sir."
  • Algor: "Thank you."
  • The Servants walked off as Algor sets the movie and gets it ready.

In the film.

  • Announcer: "(Film distortion sounds until the film starts to become normal) -And welcome to, the guide to Kemisum."
  • (Walt): "Yeeesh, how long ago is this movie?"
  • (Algor): "Shush!"
  • An aged ape was seen.
  • Aged Ape: Hey, I'm getting too old! I want extended life. (Another aged ape came in)
  • Aged Ape #2: I'm getting too old too! I want extended life to! (The first one was denied)
  • Voice: The second one gets that extended life because he is given the right that choice.
  • Ape #1: WHAT?!
  • Voice: Tis the will of Kemism. Those who are trusted with free-will are to only be the ones who deserve it. People with the highest rights and the highest morality. THIS man has all of those, and not YOU!
  • Ape #1: WHAT?! I, I DID GOOD THINGS IN LIFE!
  • Voice: Yes, but you are not trustworthy because you have done more selfish things with those powers. Powers of certain kinds, including the ones developed in Hades, are to be earned. You have done nothing to earn this reward. Those who live their lives and use their wills wisely, are to be rewarded. And those who do not, must be left behind. (The first old ape died)
  • Voice: KEMISM!!! (Echo)
  • Grotch: Hello, everyone. I am Grotch Prometheus. The founder of Kratos itself. Many of you have asked the question before seeing the example: What is Kemism?... Well, Kemism is the cruel practice in which certain powers, privileges, rights, free will, rewards, and so on, are all reserved for those who earn it. Those who cannot are to be shunned and denied. It's a disgraceful next step in the power hierarchy that I've had to fight for. Powers are a gift. Powers are things that are NOT to be controlled OR profited from. These gifts are NOT something that can be used selfishly, yes, but it's NOT to be controlled by mortals who are too clouded of perception or judgmental. Kemism is NOT to be practiced under ANY circumstances. It has left many a person to die or suffer bad fates, and it is wrong. As such, I have done whatever I can to keep it from spreading... And it cost me quite a lot.... Remember, powers are your own, and so are your choices. It does not matter which path you choose or how you choose to take it, but it is your own, and NOBODY can tell you otherwise. This is Grotch Prometheus. Have a happy day!
  • Chorus: KEMISM IS BAAAAAAAD! (Film ends like an old reel film comedically finishing up with the film being seen in the process)

Film Ends.

  • Scarlett:... Wow, that was the stupidest ending chorus I ever heard.
  • Ororo: So, Kemism is like some superpower sovereignty that decides who should and who shouldn't have certain powers because of background, morality, and so on?
  • Algor: It was supposed to be a way to prevent villainy, but no matter what, power corrupts, and there's nothing that can be done about it. Kem just couldn't accept that, and decided that Kemism was the true government. So Grotch stopped being his friend and exiled him in his own home of Hades.
  • Tane:... Uh... IthinkweforgotthequestionaboutWHOYOURFIANCEIS!!!
  • Algor: That's where I was going. The one I'm marrying... Is Kem's daughter.
  • Ororo: What?
  • Meg: What?
  • Tyrone: WHAT?!?
  • Figdit: WHAT?!?
  • Algor: "..... Figdit, you already know about this ahead of time!"
  • Figdit: "Yeah, but I wanted to feel included."
  • Tyrone: "Ahem! Okay, unless Kem's daughter is like, SMOKING HOT, I kinda don't see-"
  • Algor: "Well actually by the standards of her species, she'd matured rather nicely."
  • Tyrone: "Okay, but still, the daughter of the guy who found Kemisum?!"
  • Algor: "Now keep in mind, if it helps, she has promised to keep Kemisum to her people and not try to advance it with the marriage. Besides, the marriage is for a' far grander importance of enabling the Superiors of Hades to re-connect with the surface for the first in the longest time now."
  • Meg: "And, hey, good on her for wanting her people to be able to see the sun again, but, what if there was a reason why the Hadesians vanished underground to start with."
  • Algor: "Alot of that, simply involves Kem's death and that the Hadesians simply wanted their space."
  • Ororo: "Well that was SOME breather they took if they haven't been seen since when GROTCH was alive!"
  • Algor: Well, yes, the, loss of her father was, a strong event for them. But we promised each other we'd fix that strained relationship. All these years gave her time to think.
  • Tyrone: But, if that was true, wouldn't Hades have forsaken Kemism?
  • Algor: It's JUST how they live, and Jem has to respect that for her father. She said she would just keep Kemism where it is and nowhere else.
  • Tyrone:... I don't know. It feels like Jem would be a little better than that if she truly cared for her kingdom. She may respect her father, but if she TRULY wanted Hades to change, then she'd have banned this Kemism nonsense a LONG time ago.
  • Algor: Tyrone, you know as well as I that ancient Superiors were traditionalists. Hades had remained stagnant and therefore that never changed.
  • Tyrone: Then how can you be certain she's changed?
  • Algor:... (Stern) As if to assume she is LYING?! Tyrone, if my friend wasn't serious about this, SHE WOULD NOT EVEN SENT A MESSAGE THAT PROPOSED TO ME?!
  • Tyrone: Calm down sir, it's just, I mean-... Maybe. It's just, this feels a little shifty. Jem may not even be fully honest with you.
  • Algor: Tyrone, I get you're the smart telepath of the JTs, but do you HAVE to be such a skeptic?
  • Walt: "He doesn't even believe that the superpower drainage and the frits were one and the same!"
  • Tyrone: "NOT HELPING MY CASE, WALT?!"
  • Algor: "NOW LISTEN, THE WHOLE OF YOU?! (Sighs).... I know Jem is a fruit that grew from, an unsightly tree, but, she's a far more kindred spirit than her heritage would suggest."
  • Tyrone: "I'm sorry if this sounds harsh but, this is basically like the daughter of the leader of capitalism, accepting a birthday party invitation to the party of the prince of communism! Now, I'm not trying to compare your old lady friend to something out of anti-Kemisum propaganda here, I am sure she is perhaps the most nuanced person ever, but, CLEARLY, you mentioned that her dad is kaput, right? And added to that, you said she didn't ditched her dad's belief."
  • Algor: "But be assured that she is like fruit that is more beautiful than the tree it grew from!"
  • Tyrone: "Yeah, I trust you on THAT, but I'm not exactly hearing a lot of "The Fruit that fell FAR from the tree"! You even admitted that you hadn't exactly kept up with her!"
  • Algor: "Tyrone, I assure you, if she was even REMOTELY like Kem, she would've been a LOOOOONG established issue on this world by now!"
  • Tyrone: "That could simply mean she's not stupid and doesn't want to make an immediate charge!"
  • Algor: "Tyrone, you are LUCKY I am practicing Grotch-Level patience with this right now?! That said, be ensured that Jem HAS tried to talk her father out of trying to spread Kemisum into the surface and even warned him that it was gonna come back and bite him! But that Kem was netourious in stubbornness and pride. If that isn't enough to ease you of any fear of a new-age Kemisum problem, then only the gods know what will! But inspite this, I do want to still invite you bunch to attend a festivities, but now it has to be under the condition to be nice to Jem!"
  • Tyrone: ".... I'll promise I'll be civil at best until shown reason otherwise."
  • Ororo: "Ahem! The REST OF US will be more considerate."
  • Algor: "(Sighs slightly relieved) At least a flawed promise is better than sans a promise. Oh, and you're welcome to invite the Lougers as well, she would LOVE their eccentric behaviors, cause I'm sure it would be nice for them to visit Kratos again after the insanity that happened since their last visit."
  • Ororo: "Oh sure, I'm down with seeing the Lougers again.... Outside of visiting their two parties, I mean."
  • Walt: "And maybe the thing with that Vi-Tor guy."
  • Algor: "Exactly! We almost rarely ever had them come!"
  • Meg: "Well, shows how much we in Kratos like to take care of ourselves unless it's REALLY serious to ask for outsider backup."
  • Algor: "Just, be mindful of how you introduce the Hadesians and their philosophy to them! EVEN MORE SO, to the Peacock. I understand he's infamous of being quick to distrust a potaintional adversary."
  • Tyrone: "In BOTH our defenses, you did say Kemisum is a "controversial" belief, can't be helped if Shen would UNCERIMONIOUSLY agree as did I."
  • Algor: Good. I can promise you all that Jem is TRYING to be as honest as she can. If there ARE other truths, she's surely saving them for later. But again, I want you all to give Jem a chance. Her father's time has long passed, so at least grant her the benefit of the doubt.
  • Tyrone: Then we shall. But know that I'm STILL shifty about this. Something feels TOO off for me to accept this right away. Maybe Kem's still alive, maybe she wants to be like him, or maybe something else. Whatever the case, I hope NONE of it is true.
  • Ororo: Me too. I'd HATE to see your heart being broken.
  • Algor: Good. Thanks for understanding... If albeit still not exactly anymore trusting.
  • Ororo: We kinda came to be more cautious of political figures kinda in thanks to you, cause of... You know... Banning power mimicry thing. Comes with the territory of everyone having superpowers. Makes potential usurps/takeovers kinda more plausible and/or easier.
  • Algor: "For the record, it was not meant to be of spite! It was an attempt to prevent the Cult of Mimicry from going after you, made soured by superiors being given the wrong impression that a power ban is equivocal to a government sanction to discriminate! If I had known Superiors would operate on such playground-logic, I would've just gone for a simple restriction of the power from the start!"
  • Ororo: Well, to be fair, those cultists would've found me anyway if you hadn't sent me away. If anything, you did me a favor.
  • Algor: Exactly!
  • Ororo: But before we make this about me, let's keep on the point. Where IS Jem? Is she here?
  • Algor: No. She's expected to arrive by couch very soon accompanied by bodyguards.
  • Tane: (Scoffs) Sorry, Ijustcan'tgetoverthethoughtthatyourgirl'sverysmall!
  • Walt: Tane, sshhometimes you can be kind of a jerk.
  • Tane: Isaid'sorry'!
  • Algor: "Well if it eases the apparent comedy about her size, keep in mind that the Skrawn are omnipotent superiors! That means she has access to the size-changing power. So by extension, she can make herself "Sizably presentable" to others. I.E., do not count on her being so "Humoriously Tiny", nor call out her species-accurate size, she's easily annoyed by that."
  • Tane: "Crystailclearsir."
  • Ororo: Regardless, everyone, we might want to get people ready to, you know, seeing Hadesians walking the streets. They've never seen them since Kem's death, so, it MIGHT be as big a surprise as...  Seeing Atlantians walk into Modern Greece.
  • Scarlett: Well then what're we standing around for? We have a wedding to prepare for.
  • Walt: "Though I hear talk 2020's not a good year for that-"
  • Algor: "Well if we play this right, AND with no foul-ups, we can make the reunion with Hadesians one of the few silver-linings of an implied troublesome year."
  • Meg: "Let's just hope those don't end up becoming famous last words, here."
  • Ororo: (Sighs) Wouldn't be the worst last words a politician has ever said.
  • Tane: PFFFFFFFFFFFFT!!! (They soon got to work preparing the celebration)
  • Ororo:... Well, so far, so good.
  • Tane: Hey, whydon'tIhelp? Iamfastenoughtododecorations! Heck, Icanevendoasurpriseparty! (Everyone paused)...
  • Ororo: No.
  • Tane: Whynot?
  • Scarlett:... Tane, don't take this the wrong way, but, whenever you throw a surprise party, things... Well... Uh... Yeah, ripping the bandage off, you're terrible at throwing surprise parties.
  • Tane: WHAT?! Nameonetime!

Cutaway

  • Tane: (During one of Ororo's birthdays with a banner saying 'Happy First Birthday Back On Kratos) SURPRIIIIISE!! (Ororo fell face-first into her cake)... Oops!
  • Meg: (During one of her birthdays when Ororo was still on Paradisa)... Ohhh...
  • Tane: SURPRIIIIIIIIISE! (Meg reacted with a punch in the face as Tane splatted at super-speed in the cake, splattering it all over the room)...
  • Ororo's Father: Ohho! A mysterious gift. I guess my sweetie has heard tell of my- (The gift opened to show a sign saying 'you're old')... Oh...
  • Everyone: SURPRRRIIIISE!
  • Ororo's Father: OHH! MY HEART!! OHHH!! AAAHHH...
  • Tane: SURPRISE!!
  • Ororo's Father: AHH! NO! SHUTTING DOWN! (He fell with a twitching leg)
  • Tyrone: Oh my gosh! We killed Mr. Joltzen!
  • Ororo: (While briefly taking powers from an electric Superior) CLEAAAR! (She concentrated electricity through her hands on her father's chest)

Present

  • Tane:... Well... Hedidn'tDIEdie!
  • Ororo: But it was PRETTY close.
  • Tane: "Butimpourentthinghere, hedidn'tdie!"
  • Tyrone: Bottom line, we're not doing a surprise party! ESPEICALLY not for the concurrent leader of a nation of a group of superiors with a controversial belief not seen since when Grotch was still alive!
  • Tane: YOUKIDDING?! Giventheconceptofthat'Kemism'stuff, thoseguyssoundlikethey'relonelyandhavesomanyhoboswhowantagreatlife! Thepeopletherenodoubtliveintheirownpee!
  • Meg: But we can't just go rushing into helping them right away. Their customs and culture are NOT like ours. They've been stagnant from our old archaic ways since... Well... Our old archaic ways.
  • Walt: And sshhome of us don't know the firssht thing about behaving like an Ancient Kratosshhian.
  • Meg: And I will be DAMNED if I am forced to be a Kemist. Kemism is a flawed method of purging villainy, and all it does is CREATE more villains than it EVER could've prevented FROM coming! The way they do it is indeed wrong, and since we're dealing with people who STILL practice is, which I'm guessing means WAY more villains, then- TANE, DON'T THINK THAT'S A CHANCE TO HAVE US PLAY HERO DOWN THERE!
  • Tane: Iwasn'tthinkingthat.
  • Meg: Oh yes you were, it was all in your expression, regardless of super-speed, and I KNOW you LITERALLY went to the Tartarus Valley and tried and failed to find it. This is serious.
  • Tane: Actually, noIdidn't. Meandthecoldarenotthebestoffriends, letaloneTARTARUSCOLD!
  • Meg: That AND the place is a restricted area, and Zeus knows they have MORE than enough speedsters of their OWN, AND, let's not forget your stunt with Catamount AND that speedster, Fastslinger, was it?
  • Tane: WELLDUH!
  • Meg: "Well that being said, I kinda can't expect the land of Hades to be a well put together place."
  • Ororo: Look, the point is, since Algor is MARRYING the leader of Hades, that means we HAVE to try and make a good first impression. Despite their advanced technology, INCLUDING superpowers, even to the point where omnipotence is legal, The Hadesians, are primitive in thinking. They follow Kemism deeply, so therefore we MUST not get cute with Jem. She may be seemingly going soft, but that doesn't mean she's got the patience of a Disney princess. The omnipotence IS a factor here.
  • Tyrone: Indeed. In fact, with that omnipotence, I imagine she did SOMETHING to Algor, and with his immunity to mental attacks and tricks, we can't find out what it is. This girl can be-potential bad news.
  • Ororo: ASSUMING THAT'S THE CASE?! We haven't even MET this girl yet, and we owe Algor to not immediately shout "Bad Guy Alert" here! For all we know, she could seriously just be an old friend of Algor looking to reconnect.
  • Tyrone: "Your argument is a double-edged sword, Ororo. You just as much don't know her as I currently don't. She's just as much not considered innocent as she would be considered dangerious. She's, currently an enigma, like all of Hades!"
  • Ororo: Regardless, we HAVE to give her a chance.
  • Tyrone:... But, if it doesn't work out, we could be history. Say what you will about Jem actually being this misunderstood person who's just being daddy's little girl about a belief that she should've saw as the REAL killer of her dad outside of an intermediate physical reason of Kem facing execution, cause let's not forget we're dealing with the Omni-Superior here. THIS is why omnipotence is illegal on the surface. Such power is corruptive and could change someone into something they're not, and there'd be nothing that could be done about it. We'd all be annihilated in an instant.
  • Tane: CANYOUSTOPTALKINGLIKETHAT, YOU'REFREAKINGMEOUT!!! (Super-speed hyperventilates)
  • Ororo: Don't worry. I had a talk with the Super Ops and they said they MAY be considering a backup plan. Remember when the most accepted way to stop an omnipotent being was time-travel? Well, the CKA doesn't have to do that anymore. Not when the Super Ops have JUST discovered an alternative. A depowering ray that can strip a Superior of their powers.
  • Scarlett: Can't some Superiors do that already? There's superpowers meant to act AGAINST or FOR powers.
  • Ororo: Yes, but not ALL of them. The MCode can be traceable to some who ignore the illegal status of MCode detectors, so, the best way to get around them is... Well... Powers in a gun.
  • Scarlett:... I suppose that's clever. And, you're sure this is necessary? Jem's omnipotence could make her see this, and she COULD get the wrong idea. The idea of omnipotence is that you're LITERALLY all-powerful. Basically, they're gods in all but officially declared by higher powers. Therefore, she HAS no weakness. She HAS no limit. And the one she has with Algor is NOT one we should take advantage of. You said so yourself, she may be trying to light up here, but we're not dealing with a real Princess Peach here! Jem can pack a MEAN punch if it comes to blows! And not just with the powers we KNOW about, but since she's an Omni, who knows what kind of undiscovered powers the Hadesians might know that we don't!?
  • Tane: SERIOUSLY, I'MSTARTINGTOGETUNEASY! (He super-speed hyperventilated until he finally passed out)
  • Scarlett: (Sighs) Someone help Tane.
  • Walt: On it. (He rested him on the couch)
  • Meg: (As Walt did so) But Tane DOES have a point. This mission has SO many things that could go wrong, and we could be killed or turned against at ANY moment. We don't know the FIRST thing about what Jem is like, and therefore we can't know for sure what could happen. For all we know, she could want to be WORSE than Kem.
  • Ororo: Well, it's not a reason to PANIC, NOR be as overtly cautious as Tyrone! Especially not in a way Tane did. Now, sure, none of us know what Jem is like, but, Algor knows her well enough, and he said so himself, if Jem is even HALF of any of Tyrone's worse case scenarios, she'd be a problem by now!
  • Tyrone: "And it's not that I don't trust what Algor knows, it's his knowledge I have problems with, and I don't mean not being able to read it! He could be operating on outdated knowledge of a person that might even so much as minorly change, but in a bad way! Sure, maybe it IS too worst-case scenario to expect Jem to turn super-villain or just be the female version of her dad, but the one thing I know we can agree is this: Why have the Hadesians been gone for so long?"
  • Walt: "I'm guessing it's because Kem's Execution left a sour taste and they wanted to avoid doing something that invokes a war."
  • Tyrone: "True, but what was the driving force of why they went to Tartarus Valley to begin with? Like, maybe it's because Jem may had did something secretly awful and had the Hadesians ran off to avoid immediate confrontation? Now, bear with me, it's not related to Jem being WILLFUL evil here, but, let's consider that Jem is likely very much a daddy's girl. I'm honestly surprised she never just, lashed out violently over what happened with her father, I mean, she had the litteral power to do it unopposed! That is what I am primarily worried about! She might've done something secretly awful and went and got buyer's remorse and had the Hadesians retreat to avoid war!"
  • Ororo: "Then what is this hypothetical secret bad thing?"
  • Tyrone: "Admittingly, that's under speculation with no easy answers."
  • Meg: "Well, we could ask Grotch on it."
  • Scarlett: "Thing is, the core is likely gonna be working over-time to light up the festivities around Algor's wedding, so, it might not be easy to hear from Grotch himself."
  • Tyrone: "As before, speculation with NO easy answers."
  • Ororo: ".... Well, if we can, we can bite the bullet and, ask from Jem herself."
  • Walt: "Ya know that A, Algor will consider questions like that as being suspicious, and B, again, Jem, might not be so cool about personal questions, espeically if they involve her dad and why Hadesians had went off!"
  • Ororo: "True, but what if not nessersarly from Jem, but rather we ask someone she trusts."
  • Scarlett: "They're gonna more than likely be legally obligated to keep political secrets in their heads and their mouths shut, Ororo. I doubt Jem is stupid enough to hang around with a bunch of loose-lips jabberjaws."
  • Ororo: "Then let's earn their trust to make them comfortable enough to be honest at least enough."
  • Tyrone: "We also have to consider that Jem wouldn't surround herself with Gulliable Gilligans either. These guys are likely gonna be extra cautious of random teens like us getting friendly with them, ESPEICALLY since it's the first time Hadesians have come to the surface in like, forever! They're likely to be just as cautious of us as we would be of them!"
  • Ororo: (Sighs)... Well, I'm out of ideas. Ty, you're the genius here, what do YOU think we should do?
  • Tyrone: Well, I'm not entirely sure, given Jem's omnipotence, it won't be easy to get anything from her. Her omnipotence can ALSO come with omniscience, aka the ability to be everywhere at once. So, odds are she could be watching us as we speak.
  • Tane: (Abruptly woke up) AHHHHH!!! SOMEONECUTOUTEVERYONE'SEYESSOSHECAN'TSEEUSTHROUGHTHEM!! AAAHHHHHH!! (He went right back to unconsciousness)
  • Ororo:... Sometimes he REALLY scares me. But let's focus on being scared of the god princess of figurative Hades.
  • Walt:... Given that Hades is often considered the greek version of 'hell', it sshhounds sshhtupid.
  • Ororo: Who cares? We need to-
  • Walt: Eh, maybe we SSHHOULDN'T do anything. Tyrone DID sshay that Jem COULD be watching us right now, shho, maybe we go with the flow and sshhee what comes up? Whatever happenssh, we go through it with sshhafeties off... Or, uh, on in thissh casshe.
  • Scarlett: Gonna have to agree with Walt on that one. We really shouldn't be on the alert if we want to do this without any harm.... But given Tane right now, maybe we should keep a close eye on him. He's gotten PRETTY paranoid.
  • Ororo: In case you forgotten since Jem's omnipotent, WE'RE ALL PARANOID! We just know how to keep it in is all.
  • Tyrone: Let's JUST go with Walt on this one, okay? Go with the flow and hope for the best. But I can't promise things WILL go well.
  • Meg: NONE of us can, but we have no other options. Our lives AND Algor's respect for us are on the line here.
  • Scarlett: "Well with that, let's just go ahead and get the Lougers in already."
  • Walt: Remind usshh again what this has to do with-
  • Ororo: Algor said he's inviting them, remember Captain Short-Term Memories? Besides, they haven't been here for years. They could USE a little visit.
  • Walt:... Oh, right, forgot.
  • Meg: "Ehh, to be fair, it's mostly because we usually handle problems by ourselves cause of Super-Powers. It ain't like we're the AUU where there's always a serious enough problem they have to address even when they have their own star attraction heroes."
  • Scarlett: "We also didn't have a villain dystopia that otherwise wasn't gonna go away on their own terms and had viewed the lougers as a godsend."
  • Ororo: They still saved me.
  • Walt: Albeit without realizing that you were away for a purpose of not becoming one of those Mimicry cultists.
  • Ororo: Ah, I'm not afraid of them. Besides, they'll never convince ME. Now, let's not focus on me, and get the Loungers here.
  • Walt: Alright, but, I don't think it'll be entirely necessary.
  • Ororo: Again, they could USE a rare visit. What harm is there to ask for that?
  • Scarlett: "The Lougers are noted to have abit of a bad track record of not making stellar first impressions."
  • Ororo: "Well yeah, but they are reevaluating themselves.... Or so many precognitive Superiors have said."
  • Walt: Well, that'sshh good. With what'sshh been going on in the passht few yearsshh, they have to do a LOT of that. And given what WE went through, sshho do we.
  • Tyrone: We can get onto that later. C'mon! (They head out to contact the Lodgers)

Dragon Temple

  • ???: Hey, guys! We got another Kratos mission on our hands!
  • Icky/Iago: "..... CRAP?!"
  • Boss Wolf: We just got BACK from the grand return of Dark GODDAMN DRAGON!!!
  • Kowalski: Actually, they say they want us to visit after so many years away.
  • SpongeBob:... Yeah, that's true, we haven't been there since... The Core and defeating Shadowbane, AND THAT WAS YEARS AGO!!!
  • Donkey: HOLY S*** OF THE GODS, WE HAVE TOTALLY GOT TO VISIT THAT PLACE!!! Reevaluation MEANS we gotta visit ALL the worlds we saved.
  • Mushu: Don't we ALREADY do that?
  • Donkey: Yeah, but we JUST lost our record of visiting each one.
  • Creeper: In our defense, there's so many to list. LOTS of them.
  • Icky: "Also, in all fairness, the reason we haven't visit Kratos as much is basically because they have SUPERPOWERS! Generally, they can handle things fine on their own. So whatever reason they have to contact us now must be super important."
  • Dodo: "Well, wildest thing: Algor is getting married!"
  • Squidward: "Not that I'm not happy for him, but wouldn't romance be made awkward and hard given he is basically a metal lizard?"
  • Icky: "Oh so it's a simple wedding watchers mission huh? No prob, if Algor needs to keep away enemies and jealous exes, we're right there."
  • Shifu: "That's, the issue. He's marrying a controversial leader of a group of superiors not seen in a long time. And info on these, "Hadesian" superiors are scarce. It isn't that Superiors don't know about them, but rather, they prefer not to talk about them."
  • Icky: "Ehhhh, so it's a marriage under dicy political tensions huh? Sounds abit beyond typical wedding watchers missions."
  • Shifu: "The Justic Teens had insisted that they will fill in details the moment we get into Kratos."
  • Mr. Dodo: Well, here's something that MIGHT make this difficult. These Hadesians aren't just primitive in thinking but yet ALSO very advanced in technology... They're implied to be prehistoric creatures. But nothing official until we see them alchourse.
  • Dr. Cockroach: Tch, if so, that's not surprising. Underground hidden prehistoric lands are a dime-a-dozen.
  • Icky: "(Quietly) Especially with future episodes in mind, never mind the summary for this one."
  • Mr. Dodo: Well, their leader and the one Algor's getting married to... She's all-powerful.
  • Thundra: Que? I thought that was illegal.
  • Mr. Dodo: Not to Hadesians it isn't. They believe in something called "Kemism", which is something like feudalism and hierarchy blended. They believe in reserving powers for those who are the most moral and leave those who aren't in the streets, probably for villain prevention.
  • Shifu: I don't mean to pick sides, but I feel this system to be very deluded. Such a system would be too cruel and end up CREATING villains.
  • Mr. Dodo: Which is why the founder of the belief was said to have founded it was executed for it, and thus, the Hadesians have all went to reside in their own land of Hades ever since.
  • Patrick:... Sorry, you lost me at... Hades. What does HE have to do with all this?
  • Lord Shen: (Sighs) Well, just tell them we'll be there.
  • Mr. Dodo: Right away.
  • Icky: "Let's just hope that compared to DD making a scene again in this series, a dicey wedding would be a cakewalk."
  • Sandy: Well when you're dealing with an OMNIPOTENT Superior, that means ANYTHING can happen.
  • Thunderclap: Ahh, powers schmowers. We can handle it. We've fought all-powerful foes before.
  • Banzai: Yeah, but because this is a comedy show, THEY always held back, usually with the excuse that finishing us off with a snap of your fingers isn't fun. THIS one is likely to have NO sense of humor... Or at least compared to the OTHER omnipotent baddies. She won't have ANY excuse to Thanos-snap anyone she doesn't like away.
  • Lord Shen: Not if she doesn't want to disrespect Algor.
  • Banzai:... I guess that's true.
  • Lord Shen: Alright, everyone, back to the van! (Everyone groaned) OH, RUB SOME DIRT ON THOSE DD WOUNDS, WILL YOU?!
  • Yan Yan: "Well honestly, I feel like this could be a new experience to any of us that haven't seen this "Kratos" before."
  • Icky: "Well yeah, I guess this is a good opportunity to any that had joined the Lougers post-Last Superior Episodes."
  • Sandy: "Then let's saddle up, partners!"

Kratos

  • Tyrone:... Alright. They're coming.
  • Ororo: Heh. I guess it wasn't that big a deal to come down for a simple wedding watch. With so many things likely to go wrong,I guess we could use the guys who took on omnipotent people before, not that I'm suggesting something is wrong with Jem alcourse.
  • Meg: Well, they only did it before because THEIR omnipotent enemies were stupid enough to hold back, and not do a Thanos and snap their fingers and annihilate them in an instant, usually with the excuse that doing so isn't fun.
  • Tane: Wellitisn't. IfIhadallthatunlimitedpower, Iwouldn'tenditrightthenandthere.
  • Meg: Regardless, they should make this a LOT easier.
  • Walt: I HOPE sshho. Thissh hassh ALREADY gotten much of ussh on edge.
  • Scarlett: We should at least TRY to prepare for making a GOOD first impression with Jem.
  • Ororo: With the Lodgers? I kept hearing from the same precognitive Superiors that told me they were reevaluating that sometimes they suck at first impressions.
  • Tyrone: SOMETIMES?
  • Ororo:... Oh...
  • Scarlett: Then they should at least know to take THIS one seriously. You don't screw around with omnipotent leaders if you don't want to have your body mix-matched.
  • Ororo: "Well that's assuming Jem would be so impulsive as to instantly hurt someone who screwed up the first meeting, cause, would Algor be an old friend if that's so?"
  • Tyrone: "Well, yeah, I would not argue against that Jem would be the calm and collective type, even for Omni-Superior, but we're STILL talking about the leader of a group of superiors not seen in forever! It would do good if the Lougers don't make big idiots of themselves in front of even someone as potentially chill as Jem would be. The Hadesianss likely haven't realized that outside visitors are a thing again, and do we REALLY want them to think that they're a bunch of circus clowns?"
  • Ororo: Pssh, I've seen clowns who can fight... I'm NOT even kidding. I WAS BRIEFLY IN A CIRCUS!
  • Walt: "I thought it was a freakshow."
  • Ororo: "It was more circus-like. I mean, come on, a freakshow HAS to be like that. Can you IMAGINE if it wasn't? It'd be DEPRESSING! Would you WANT to see a freakshow if it was flat-out STRAIGHT?! Uncle Pelly surely wouldn't've been as popular as he is if he played it straight!"
  • Walt:... Ehhh, no!
  • Ororo: EXACTLY! Point is, the Lodgers may be clowns, but they're clowns you do NOT mess around with. Alright, amigos, time to make way for helping the bride and groom. Chop chop!
  • Meg: "Time to make it this dream work!"

Kratosian Space

  • Skipper: (They arrived from hyperspace)... Whew. After all these years, it looks almost new.
  • Yan Yan: It's new to ME, because obviously this is my first mission.
  • Patrick: I almost feel sorry it's a BORING one. But, at least the best part is that we get to be near superpowered animals.
  • Phil: This IS an interesting world to say the least. It's a world which is reported to have been a sanctuary for animals all over Earth to escape humanity as a gift from Zeus, and when they discovered quantonium, the same stuff that makes Susan here grow ginormous at will, they enhanced it to give themselves superpowers.
  • Yan Yan:... So, they're basically a race of animal gods?
  • Phil: Well, in terms of someone from a world like mine. These people DO primarily worship the Greek pantheon. MANY of their lands and foundations are named after certain Greek deities, but that doesn't mean they're ENTIRELY Greek. Some are American, Chinese, Japanese, etc. Otherwise it'd be boring as furry nuts.
  • Panic: PFFT!
  • Fidget: I'm actually impressed that Algor ACTUALLY managed to fall in love with someone The Justic Teens forgot to tell us what species she is.
  • Icky: "Well given the claim of it being pre-historic critters is still untested, it could be anything."
  • Iago: "I wish the Justic Teens were more clear."
  • Mr. Dodo: Alright, people, we're entering Kratosian atmosphere. (He swiveled the van around in a serpentine motion)
  • Ralph:... Okay, sorry if this sounds like something Eddy would say, but why do you swivel it around like this again?
  • Mr. Dodo: Because we have to avoid catching fire in atmospheric entry. Landing on a world isn't as simple as a direct descent.
  • Ralph: Right, just looking for clarity.
  • (Deadpool): "Ya know, this has never been a thing in Star Wars movies where ships enter into planets with no trouble at all."
  • (MSM): Probably because magic science?
  • (Deadpool): True, moving on... Wait, don't THEY have magic science- (The episode resumed as they landed)
  • Ororo:... How was the trip?
  • Phil: Well, we JUST came back from a previous mission and these guys are being whiny bitches about it, but other than that, it's nice to see you guys again after so long.
  • Donkey: We LITERALLY haven't seen you guys since the Core and Shadowbane. Not counting cameos alcourse.
  • Tane: RIGHT?!? YOUGUYSREALLYSHOULDVISITUSMORE, WHAT'SNOTAWESOMEABOUTANIMALSWITHSUPERPOWERS?!
  • Dodger: Hmmm... UNSENTIENT animals with superpowers?

Cutaway

  • SpongeBob: (The Lodgers were seeing trying to take down an unsentient chimpanzee from a lab with amazing superpowers, as it's unsentient nature meant it ran rampant with them) STUPID, MONKEY!!!
  • Sandy: IT'S AN APE!
  • SpongeBob: MONKEY SOUNDS FUNNIER!! NOSTALGIA CRITIC SAID SO!!

Present

  • Tane:... Touche!
  • Icky: "Hey to be fair, the sthick with this series is that we only get to visit worlds when there's a problem, and, you guys normally handle things just fine."
  • Meg: "True, but ya don't nessersarly need to only visit worlds when there's a problem ya know."
  • Lord Shen: "(Pulling out a list) Annnnnnd adding that idea into the Reevaluation List."
  • Icky: "Oh great, ya give Shen an idea to use."
  • Lord Shen: You have a problem with that, Prehistoric One?
  • Icky: No! And it's TOTALLY not because we're tired from our PREVIOUS mission!
  • Lord Shen: Oh, wah, quit complaining. It takes a LOT more work to WHINE!
  • Ororo: Ahehem!
  • Lord Shen: THANK you for saying that! Let's move and meet back up with Algor.

Prometheus Temple

  • Algor:... Hmm. You arrived quicker than I expected.
  • Kowalski: With your powers, is 'quicker than you expected'-
  • Algor: Please let me keep things on topic. I guess you heard about me and Jem, so, I could USE some aid to make sure history doesn't repeat itself, well, not suggesting I'm anxious about this, I trust Jem myself.
  • Tyrone: "Ahem!"
  • Algor: ".... Ahem! I suppose I can say I am wary about the state of Hadesians outside of Jem."
  • Boss Wolf: Heh, guys, when you really think about it, ANY omnipotent being can be our business, because they won't stop at their own world. They'll target other worlds, INCLUDING OUR OWN!
  • Soothsayer: Hmm. I was about to tell you all the same thing.
  • Algor: "Well I like to insist again that Jem is-"
  • Icky: "We know, we know, your future Waifu is cool! We're talking about Omni-Sups in general!"
  • Algor: "Ahem! Quite, I just wanted to make sure there's an understanding.
  • SpongeBob: Well in that case, good sir, we'll make sure this super-powered marriage goes without ANY setbacks. Right, guys? (Everyone answered yes in their own way)
  • Algor: I mean not to be skeptical given what you did in the past, but.... Seems as though you guys might have to make a good introduction... AS yourselves.
  • Trixie: Trixie begs your pardon?
  • Algor: No offense, but when I look at you all, I think that something comically embarrassing is going to happen, and Jem, well, either she'll mistake you as comic relief, or be given a less then steller ideal of how strong Kratosians are if YOU guys was what saved us before.
  • Tyrone: "As the best-case scenarios."
  • Algor sighed disgruntled at Tyrone's distrust.
  • Po: Well, what exactly do you mean by 'as ourselves'?
  • Tigress: I think he means we introduce ourselves in our own way. Let us be ourselves.
  • Banzai: I'm pretty sure that's the same thing as what he doesn't want to happen.
  • Shenzi: Then let ME be specific for him, Banzene. We just open up a carnival in town OURSELVES, and give what I can assume are Hadesian visitors on behalf of Jem, something to do before the wedding. Introduce ourselves, through others, if you know what I mean.
  • Icky: "So basically, the old "If we're gonna look like idiots, we may as well do it in that they laugh with us, not at us."."
  • Kowalski: Hmm. That COULD work.
  • Tane: ACARNIVAL?!? THATSOUNDSSOAWESOME!!!!
  • Algor: No offense to any of you, but, apart from Jem-
  • Tyrone: "Or at least the memory of what you knew Jem as."
  • Algor: (Rolls eyes with a sigh), Hadesians, are too dignified for that. They would end up viewing a carnival as if we're making a big deal out of their return in a non-serious and regel way. I mean, yes their return needs to be taken seriously, but in a way that feels refined and sophisticated.
  • Duke: Ya know what I say to that, Al? And I mean this with as much due respect as I muster towards a political figure..... BULLS***! You're NEVER too dignified to get into something new. You only live once, you gotta unwind.
  • Bubbha: He's right'cha know. A life of feudalism, power and population control can be PRETTY damn boring! You best make the people comfortable.
  • Algor: "..... Not a wrong statement, but if we're doing a "Carnival", we should at least not make it look, corny."
  • Sir Hiss: "Well, if it's a dignified but fun festival you seek, then I offer my services, Algor. I'll handle making the festivities look respectable, while Icky and Iago handle the details like games and food, with my supervision to make sure the food doesn't look TOO well in verse with a normal carnival, alcourse."
  • Sandy: "If rides are needed, then the genius lodgers offer to make something that's still fun, but isn't TOO Carny-Worthy."
  • SpongeBob: Uh, thing is.... What if there aren't MANY Hadesians? What if it ends up just being Jem and some personal followers?
  • Algor: No need to worry about over-preparing. Jem said that she'd bring HALF the population there. And by half, there's also half morals and half immorals, well, the ones that aren't registered as criminals, obviously. Those on the opposite sides of Kemism. It only seems fair that people from both ends get equal ends of the stick.
  • Mr. Krabs: That's, actually very thoughtful of her. (To Tyrone) And you, much less us, were actually afraid of this lass?
  • Tyrone: "I'll stress it once more: Even if Jem is pretty much on par with a Disney Princess, it isn't just HER I'm worried about! Some of her statuses, being that she's the daughter of the guy that created a controversial system, is bound to be tailed by political enemies or even followers eyeing for an easy takeover. Even if in a best-case scenario where Jem's not the problem, an adversary or a defector will pick up the slack!"
  • Algor: "Well I can't promise much in the way of any of Jem's personal rivals crashing things, as I can't promise the same with my own opponents to me, but Jem has insisted that her followers are as loyal to her as they are to Kem's legacy."
  • Tyrone: "But HOW much loyal? And are they loyal to those things in EQUAL AMOUNTS?!"
  • Algor: "Well I doubt Jem would really trust them enough to even COME here if they so much as to even have a nitpick to Kemism or her and her father! And keep in mind, she's an Omni-Superior, so she has a superb judgment of character!"
  • Tyrone: "That doesn't mean it isn't possible to surprise or deceive an Omni-Superior. it's just, a hard challenge to do."
  • Algor: "Ughhhh, I think I'm starting to give your school credit for why they didn't teach about Kemism. I showed you a VERY old propaganda movie of it, and it was still able to make that effect of inspiring great caution!"
  • Tyrone: "Well again, that's because the Hadesians are pretty much an RNG wild card! They're an unpredictable element, espeically more so given they were absent from Kratos history for a LOOONG time! To a Superior like me, anything that's hard to predict and see coming, ALWAYS needs to be treated with caution!"
  • Algor: "And I get what you're saying, but Jem has promised she'll only bring Hadesians that have proven trustworthy or at least are non-issues!"
  • Tyrone: "That she knows of!"
  • Algor: "(Starts to get abit angry) Master Tyrone, for as much as I appreciate the caution, I-"
  • Icky: "HOLD IT! Before we let this get too intense, putting the ambiguity of your fiance aside, what Ty's saying otherwise is a good point. Even as an Omni-Sup, she can't accurately predict that EVERYONE's gonna play nice! Espeically since that, based on what we heard, Jem is likely to have daddy issue baggage that's coming with her, so, in no disrespect to her, there's the chance she might not be playing with a full deck in terms of super-power usage."
  • Algor: "..... (Sighs calming down), I suppose that's considerable. Jem has admitted in the message that, Kem's end still haunts her to the point that she's been watching old guide films that teach and promote Kemisum, just to hear his voice, even if under old audio systems for the films."
  • Earl: "Yup, that's a daddy's girl thing to do."
  • Algor: "That said, I would still like everyone here to be respectful about Jem, understood? It's, it's why I want things to go so perfectly. And it's not out of fear of what she COULD do cause of being an Omni-Superior, FYI! And no, IT'S NOT JUST WEDDING STRESS EITHER?! Nor that this is a signifigant historic event?! I, I want this to be my chance to mend her heart about what happened to Kem. Cause of Kem's end, I, ended up never seeing her again since when the Hadesians left for what would become Hades underneath Tartarus Valley. She was someone I bonded with since we were children, many years ago back when both Grotch and Kem were still alive. I, have a chance to heal her personal tragedy, and if it comes with a marriage and a historic opportunity to mend an ancient riff, well frankly, I'd be a bigger idiot than Icarus to say no to that."
  • Tyrone: "(Sighs)..... Once more, I'll, curb my suspicions on Jem until further notice."
  • Algor: "Again, better than no promises from you, Tyrone."
  • Icky: "Well okay sure, we'll agree that suspecting Jem of anything without proof is a trigger button for you, and for that, we'll ALL agree NOT to touch it! Cause last thing a wedding with a historic reunion of two super-powered factions needs is us getting into a bond-wrecking mess cause of disagreements."
  • Algor: "Thank you for this. I'll, go see Figdit about how the decorations of where the wedding will take place in the Senate will look like. (Leaves) I oughta make sure he picks exactly the colors I wanted."
  • Iago: ".... Yeesh, let's hope he doesn't turn into a Mecha-Groomzilla."
  • Ororo: "Mind Algor, everyone. I'm sure he's just anxious about wanting to look good in front of an old friend, who's also had just proposed to him and that this marriage could make or break the potential of putting both Kratosians and Hadesians at better terms. I'm sure that he's only being nearly quick to rip our heads off at the mere implication of bad-mouthing Jem cause, he misses her, BADLY."
  • Scarlett: "Yeah, so it might be a good idea we be cool about Jem until we have good proof of any trouble, from her or someone else."
  • Meg: "Though I'm guessing Algor would much rather trouble be from someone else. He'll probably even welcome a Bombio Bros attempt to crash the wedding to steal Hadesian jewelry if anything."
  • Tyrone: "Though it doesn't help to fact-check each of Jem's followers to make sure they're on the up and up-"
  • Ororo: "If we're gonna do that, we'll do it casually and RESPECTFULLY, not like they're under interrogation, cause that makes them feel like they're not being trusted. But for now, there's yet to be a reason to do so. Let's just focus more on making the Lougers' plan happen."
  • Walt; "Though how are we suppose to make a Carnival look "Dignified"?"
  • Sir Hiss: "As before, leave everything, to moi."

Chapter 2: Jem the Pterosaur/Meeting The Hadesians

Prometheon Main Street

  • Donkey: "Alright alright, let's get the party started! You think Algor is cool with me giving him romantic advice?"
  • Shrek: "Donkey."
  • Donkey: C'mon, that's what I did for you and Fiona, ain't it?
  • Shrek: Not really, when we first met, all you did was prepare me for a line in a wedding, THAT WE WERE TOO LATE FOR!
  • Donkey: Can a donkey make one mistake?
  • Shrek: Yeah, they can. Hee-haw!
  • Donkey: Okay, no need to be speciesist here, my point here is that I can at least TRY!
  • Puss: No offense, but I'm sure there's OTHER heroes among our ranks that know love better than you. YOU may be a husband and father, TO A DRAGON, but there's people who understand love better than you.
  • Shrek: Besides, you're only a husband and father because DRAGON was the one into YOU, because you were complimenting her to avoid being lunch! And the first time we met her to save Fiona, SHE WAS TRYING TO KILL US! Possibly to keep you to herself and do her job, but still. All you got out of it was her.
  • Awkward silence.
  • Meg:... Gonna need some aloe for that one.
  • Donkey:.... That cuts deep, Shrek. Also, we got so many couples in our ranks, it's hard to tell who knows love best. Does Iago and Thundra know love the best? Nah, Iago's a loudmouth, and Thundra's got a thunderous temper at times.
  • Thundra: Watch it, burro!
  • Donkey: Well it's TRUE! Shrek and Fiona DO have chemistry, but if I'm being honest here, one COULD argue that you two got together because of Fiona's cursed ogre side and that YOU Shrek were originally only helping her because Farquaad put fairy tale folks into yer swamp! If it wasn't for THAT, I guess Shrek wouldn't see her for who she is with that solitary side of his.
  • Meg:... Ohh, counter-burn.
  • Donkey: And then there's Icky and Gilda. They're one of the newest couples in our ranks-
  • Icky: "We've been together since Season 1, which like, years ago."
  • Donkey: CONSIDERABLY recent if you think about it, and they only fell in love on our FIRST mission in the AUU! Gilda just needed advice from a GIANT HUMANOID WASP to give love a chance. Since she lost Rainbow as a friend, she's not really had much going for her before helping Rainbow Dash in Griffinstone. So, yeah, not a good relationship.
  • Trixie: (Scoffs)
  • Donkey: Oh, and THEN there's Trixie and Fidget.
  • Trixie: AWWW TART NAAAHHH!!! (She bucked him in the face) We are NOT a couple! You KNOW THAT! Trixie would rather die to bat rabies than go out with HIM!
  • Fidget:... (Wimpers like a sad dog, for being a crippled bat).
  • Trixie:... BUT, I'd rather have him as friend-family. Since Shifu's tantrum in Greece, AND that Christmas mess-up where Po messed up with making those cookies TOO sweet, the guy DESERVES respect.
  • Donkey:... Okay, I'll take what I can get. Now for the... POTENTIAL couples. STARTING with the ships.
  • Tigress: (Clenched teeth) SO HELP ME SHENLONG, IF YOU BRING UP ME AND PO-!!!
  • Donkey: Ooooooooooooookay, NOT bringing up Tigress and Po for reasons of self-preservation against kung fu tiger attacks, let's instead being up the most classic, SpongeBob and Sandy!
  • Sandy: Yeah, no, we're STILL a little touchy about that.
  • SpongeBob: Me too. Since that YouTube interview with MSM where he brought up, A NEPTUNE-DAMN FAN IMAGE, I have been REALLY iffy on talking about it.
  • Donkey: Oh, so it's NOT about the fact that you and Sandy are still technically married?
  • SpongeBob: YES!!!
  • Donkey: Eh, I guess that answers my question. Not a fine relationship. Now for the next likely relationship, Banzai and Shenzi.
  • Shenzi: NO WAY!
  • Banzai: DAMN RIGHT NO WAY!
  • Kaa: "That time back in Agrabah in the old days of the crossover series seems to suggest other- (Shenzi smacks him with a hammer) D'OH?! Shutting up."
  • Donkey:... Yeah, DEFINITELY not a good relationship.... Oh, wait! Let's not forget, Spyro and Cynder!
  • Spyro: Oh, here we go again! Isn't it enough that Sparx always pokes that?
  • Donkey: Oh, come on, man, you had to have seen it coming.
  • Spyro: Okay, you know what, Donkey, it doesn't really matter WHO knows love the most. Love HAS no perfection. I mean, look at Algor! (They remembered he was still metallic)... When he and Jem met for the first time in ages... Uh...
  • Ororo: "They started messaging eachother a few weeks prior to this day."
  • Spyro: Yeah, that, you can imagine time WAS spent getting to the point of romance, in SPITE of... His metallic looks.
  • Chaos: Speaking of which, why hasn't he considered switching to regular Komodo looks again?
  • Meg: "Well, it's kinda too late for that, he's already in the metal body and can't survive without it now, and it'll only ever come off if it needs repairs or an upgrade."
  • Tyrone: "Besides, don't we have something to prepare and plan for?"
  • Thundra: He's right you know. We must really focus on the Carnival. We MUST make the Hadesians feel welcome.
  • Pervis: Oh heck yeah! Almost forget about that!
  • Lord Shen: "Still need work on keeping things relevant to the mission CLEARLY!"
  • SpongeBob:... Well, everyone, what're we waiting for? (They soon created a Carnival walkway from the main streets of Prometheon, all while this music played)

Later Outside.

SpongeBob_Production_Music_The_Circus_Comes_to_Town!

SpongeBob Production Music The Circus Comes to Town!

  • Sir Hiss: "Alright, have we taken care of not having this festival look tacky?"
  • Patrick: Please! Take a look at THIS! (They saw an amazing-looking carnival)... Oh, yeah, this is an awesome-and-inviting-looking carnival! (It was revealed to be the plans for it as the real thing looked messy and cheap) WHY DOESN'T OURS LOOK LIKE THAT?!? (He kicked so many of the crappy tents angrily)
  • Chaos: (Sighs) I got this. (He snapped and the messy carnival was now much better)
  • Patrick: RAAAAA- (The messy tent he was about to kick changed into a neat one) -AAaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAA- (He kicked a rock) -OOOWW!!!
  • Mushu: Why didn't you do that before?
  • Chaos: Hey! Can't I watch ANYTHING funny like you guys messing up?
  • Sir Hiss: "..... (Sighs), Eugene, did you cheaped out on the supplies again?"
  • Mr. Krabs: "(Clothes stuffed with money meant for the carnival)..... Oh sure, assume the dedicated capitalist for going cheaply."
  • Sir Hiss: "Duh, EUGENE, Icky granted you that money from his infinite space locker to spend on carnival things?!"
  • Mr. Krabs: To spend on BORING things? No way! The Hadesians deserve BETTER! So I decided to hire some Superiors to give us BETTER! (A Superior tuatara appeared and accepted the cash he had inside of him)
  • Ororo:... You got HIM?!? The legendary matter-manipulating architect, Eurotas Horme! YOU'D HAVE TO PAY HIM A MILLION DOLLARS JUST TO SHOW UP!
  • Eurotas: That's right. And the idea he presented to me, is one that I... ALMOST couldn't pass up. I've only thought of Hades as a myth, and to help strengthen a carnival meant to prepare for their arrival? (Kisses his own hand) MAGNIFIQUE! So, yes, I SHALL help you!
  • Sir Hiss:... Shameful, Krabs! I mean, not to diss on the fact you brought a professional, I'm sure Mr. Eurotas is a capable person, but that money was meant for-
  • Mr. Krabs: I know what you're trying to say, Hissy, and hear me out! Not many of us know the FIRST thing bout how to impress a Superior, their architecture, is MUCH too robust for us, a regular carnival would've been not only too expensive, but mediocre. So who better to make it for a Superior, than a Superior of our own?
  • Susan: I'M A SUPERIOR, Uh, well, BY TECHNICALITY!
  • Tyrone: Yeah, but the people here are iffy on a HUMAN Superior. Not meaning to sound racist or nothing, but they believe Zeus brought animals here to be away from the impact of humans.
  • (Deadpool): "Though I think the PTE Kratos had decided to fly that philosophy out the window and-"
  • Icky: "WILSON, WHAT DID WE SAY ABOUT BEING FREE ADVERTISEMENT TO A COMPETING SERIES?!"
  • Eurotas:... Ignoring that. But seriously, I have to concur about what Young Tyrone said. Even I would hesitate on that.
  • Sir Hiss:... (Sighs) Woe is me! I ask for things to make a carnival look regel, and that money is wasted on hiring someone to lazyman us into that goal.
  • Icky: "Hey, it's not like Krabs didn't had a good argument this time."
  • Eurotas: Also, don't you woe yourself, mon ami, your crab friend had the right idea. ALRIGHT, EVERYONE, CHOPPITY CHOP CHOP! (Many matter-bending Superiors brought in tons of resources to use their powers with and create great and grand bigger attractions, getting many of the Lodgers and Superiors to watch in awe, as they created rides and attractions to fit the scale of any prehistoric creature)
  • Mr. Krabs: YES! YEHEHEHS! Now make a roller coaster!
  • Eurotas: NO! No roller coasters! It's KINDA pointless if you can fly! The consequence of super-powers is that things that normally thrill normals, Superiors have been desensitized to. It be like sending a spider enthusiast to an arachnophobia curing session, you're just giving a less impressive version of what they already like and can do without being held down by something!
  • Susan: ALL rides are pointless if you can fly. Besides, not ALL Superiors can fly.
  • Eurotas: Nevertheless, people who CAN fly can HELP them fly by proxy. I swear, technicalities like this? Give me a break! Plus, given we're dealing with-Hadesians, the scale means that anything destructive can happen. Espeically since some Hadesians can be HUGE, naturally or otherwise. Some can be as big as titans!
  • Phil: "Well, in fair honesty, Titans are technically giants but with added powerful bonuses and height."
  • Eurotas: And why were even the OLYMPIAN GODS scared of them? Ze Titanomachy taught us that anything can happen when it involves giants with powers.
  • Ororo:... He is, NOTORIOUS for technical detail.
  • Lord Shen: "NOW you tell us."
  • Mr. Krabs: But bright side, it's working great, see? (They saw that their work was enough for a Superior)...
  • Tane: PERFECT!!! JUSTPERFECT!! IWOULDBEINTHISCARNIVALFORDAYS!!!
  • Eurotas: My finest work yet. But I must stay here to make sure ze integrity is STILL enough. We have no idea how Hadesian powers work, often because of ze rumors they have a WEALTH of undocumented powers.
  • Tai: Undocumented powers?
  • Scarlett: Yeeeeaaaaaah, we admit the Mcode chart, doesn't cover everything. We only have cataloged a select amount of powers. Hadesians were said to have expanded upon that because of the value powers hold in Kemist society. Our own powers were said to be enough, even when certain undocumented powers exist out there. In Hades, they're more common.
  • Fidget: So, you're saying, these Hadesians, could have NEW powers you guys have never seen?
  • Scarlett: Yep.
  • Fidget:... Okay, I don't know if I should be amazed or as worried as you guys.
  • Eurotas: I would recommend both, really. (Tremors were felt and heard, and a glass of water held by Private was seen rippling)
  • Kowalski: Where'd you get that glass of water?
  • Private: Asked one of the construction Superiors to make one for me. I was thirsty.
  • Icky: "..... Ya know, the obvious Jurassic Park reference is usually a good sign for one thing."
  • Iago: "Yup, we're dealing with Dinos."
  • Melman:... Uh, guys?... I think they're coming.
  • Almost Everyone: YOU THINK?! (A load of prehistoric Superiors teleported in and plowed through the heroes)
  • Triceratops: HEY!! OUT OF THE WAY, LOITTERORS?! (Much of the surprised heroes moved around)
  • Iguanodon #1: YOU HEARD KYNE! MOVE IT!! (He and three other Iguanodons passed by)
  • Icky: "AND SUDDENLY, WE'RE REFERENCING DISNEY'S DINOSAUR?!" (The Hadesian Superiors came in a similar fashion to this walking down the main street)
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  • Gilda suddenly bumps into a velociraptor.
  • Velociraptor: OHH! Excuse me. I need to ask you to be more careful where you are.
  • Gilda: "Hey it's purely an accident!"
  • Velociraptor: "Then may I recommend not being in heavy traffic then?" (The Raptor moved on with several Troodon siblings)
  • Icky: "..... Yeah, I think that might help a lot not be in the way of these guys- (A giant Tyrannotitan plowed through many of them) D'OWWW, MY ASS?!"
  • Tyrannotitan: WATCH WHERE YOU'RE STANDING! Just because MANY of us are huge, doesn't mean we can walk right OVER you! (A Megalosaur dressed as a warden was seen)
  • Megalosaurus: Yeah, have you even SEEN any dinosaur fossils? Nevermind getting them?! (An Avisaurus flew above them)
  • Avisaurus: DON'T MIND TITUS AND PHLEGETHON, THEY'RE NOT GOOD AT SOCIALIZING!
  • Tyrannotitan (Titus): WE HEARD THAT, JETSEN!!
  • Avisaurus (Jetsen): I KNOW, AND I DON'T CAAAARE! (He flew off)
  • Therizinosaurus Soothsayer: You may want to be careful. The bigger ones are in the back. Especially Electrum. SHE, you do NOT want to cross. I should know. I can see the future. (She left and a group of Edmontosaurus plowed through them with their children)
  • Dormouse: OH DEAR!
  • Icky: "..... WHY ARE WE STILL HERE?!"
  • Smee: GIANT FEET ALL OVER THE PLACE!! (He dodged many of them) NOT, WANT, TO GET, STEPPED ON!
  • Ralph: EDDY, GET YOUR HEAD DOWN! (They ducked as many Gallimimus walked by, and then the Lodgers and Superiors saw to their glory, a bipedal-walking gigantic Argentinosaurus with golden shining skin with the music intensifying)
  • Argentinosaurus:.... (Noticed the unplanned audience before her) STOP STARING! I MEAN IT! (She walked right over them with her long tail lashing at them as they dodged)
  • Kowalski: WATCH THE TAIL, LADY- (The tail emitted a beam that turned the mailbox behind him into gold) GOOD GOLLY WOLLY!!
  • Tyrone: A MIDAS BEAM!!!
  • Argentinosaurus: "Be THANKFUL that was meant as a warning shot, tinies?! (Moves on)."
  • Icky: "..... Now THAT'S a truly expensive federal offense."
  • Mr. Krabs was seen trying to stuff the now golden mailbox in his pants!
  • Lord Shen: "EUGENE?!"
  • Mr. Krabs: "I'M STILL DEPRESSED ABOUT WHAT HAPPENED IN THAT GOLDRUSH DIMENSION, LET ME COPE?!"
  • Koolasuchus Scientist: (Shows up) Ya crossed old Electrum, huh? Well be lucky that Jemmy keeps that long-neck in her place about turning PEOPLE to gold! (To a lab assistant Guanlong behind him) C'MON, GUAN, WE GOTTA KEEP ALL THOSE QUANTONIUM VIALS INTACT FOR OUR SCIENTIFIC DEMONSTRATION TO THE GENIUSES UP HERE! AND HURRY IT UP! WE'RE ALREADY AT THE BACK, WE DON'T WANNA GET LEFT BEHIND! (As the Hadesians were already passed, the heroes saw them all)
  • Ororo:.... That's a LOTTA Hadesians!
  • Private: "Well at least we made the Carnival good-looking for them."
  • Hadesian voice 1: "Yeesh, did we end up visiting while the circus is in town?"
  • Hadesian voice 2: "Ehh, at least it looks like a pricy circus. Though ya think the surficies would've given us a more grandeos welcoming committee."
  • Hadesian voice 3: "Oy, this is ALREADY off to a GREEEEEAT start."
  • Hadesian voice 4: "Goes to show on how much of a spectacle the surfacers have made of our return. If Kem was still in charge, he would've demanded a large celebration and a banquet, not a circus and carnival games!"
  • Sir Hiss sighed depressively.
  • Viper: "It's okay Hiss, they just need the chance to get used to things first."
  • Eurotas: "Well, I admit their opinions are, a mixed bag, but, that is to be expected from the Hadesians. They were used to a' more, serious reality."
  • Icky: "Well, okay, we ended up making, a mixed-bag first impression, but heeeeeey, it's not a BAD first impression."
  • Lord Shen: "But not exactly of a desirable position, Ickerious."

Prometheus Temple

  • Algor stood and awaited stoically yet with some small notice of anxiety as he was with Figdit and some Kratosian Senators.
  • The Triceratops, Kyne, arrived at the top of the stairs first with the four Iguanadons as his Followers.
  • Kyne: "..... AHEM! Presenting, arriving via coach, the veritable and elegant, the continuer of Kem's legacy and Kemisum's continuer, President- (Suddenly, A Sordes female swooped in on a hoverboard doing over the top extreme stunts as a cooler than expected-entrance, to the surprise of the Senators and Jem's followers, and to Kyne's clear annoyance as he groaned with a JP Triceratops sound)..... Jemmy Marie Skrawn......."
  • Jem landed the board down like the daredevil, kick-flipped it up in the air, landed on her feet, and grabbed the board like a pro-skater.
  • The Velociraptor from before: "..... (Facepalms) (Quietly) This was NOT what we rehearsed."
  • Jem: "..... S'up my dudes! How was that NARLY entrance?! (Jem started to do air guitar!) YEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAH?! (Kyne facepalmed groaning, as most of her followers facepalmed as well)....."
  • Kyne: Nobody believes in the air guitar anymore, your majesty! Not even with Air Manipulation!
  • Jem: I think you mean YOU don't believe in the air guitar anymore.
  • Algor: "(Laughs bashfully at the humor as he sighs in bliss) Jem, you're as if you are an angel that developed a taste for extreme sports. Just as I remembered. You haven't changed a bit."
  • Jem: "Awwwww, thanks Al. I'd say you're still the same fancy-talking kaiju monitor from the old days too, BUUUUUUUT, I'd think I'd remember you going Mecha-Godzilla on me."
  • Algor: "Uh, ahem! I uh, had addressed in our messaging to each other that, I had given myself a metal suit so to last longer."
  • Jem: "Yeah yeah, but I didn't think it'd be this intense, yo! Why didn't ya just gave yourself longevity?"
  • Algor: I tried. But, back when I was engaged in, less than well-cultured activities, a lot of longevity-giving doctors asked too many questions about WHY I wanted to have that power. So, getting this metal body was a, safer alternative."
  • Jem: "T'ych, bet ya feel super awkward now that you're not doing that thing you tried to do anymore."
  • Algor: "(Deadpan) Don't remind me. (Sighs in bliss) I missed your sense of dry-humored wit."
  • Jem: "(Hugged Algor) And I missed your deadpan reactions to my hindsight too, babe. The Nostalgia goggles are ON, baby!"
  • Algor hugged her as well.
  • Senator Trunx: "(Sighs in relief). (To other senators quietly) Thank goodness Jem is much more relaxed for an Omni-Superior."
  • Senator Accus: "(Quietly) As relaxed as an extreme stunt performer can be."
  • Velociraptor: ".... AHEM! Lady President, we discussed about being more formal about this, even before your fiance."
  • Jem: "(Rolls eyes) Okay okay, ya didn't had to sour the moment, Talona. AGAIN! (Lets go of Algor as he does the same) So, Al, you excited about the wedding?"
  • Algor: "Well, if the white cape doesn't indicate my readiness for the marriage, then I nay know what is."
  • Jem: "I also see you gave your armor a bit of a golden paint job."
  • Algor: "Thank you. It's washable paint though, granted to me by the finest paint-manipulation superiors!"
  • Jem: "Awww, it's cute you're trying to play the formal gentlemen ya always do, Al. But ya don't have to do that for an old friend. So, BATH DELIVERY!!"
  • Algor made a surprised concerned face as a stock dramatic sound effect sting was heard!
  • Algor: "Nononononononononononono, Not Bath Delivery AGA- (Jem spatted out water from her mouth like a fire truck hose that smacks Algor right into the senators, bowling them over like bowling pins and crashing comedically into the temple, as Jem's follower facepalm again, Kyne aggressively so) BLAAAAAAABLUBBLUBLBLUBLBUBLBUBLBUBLBUBLBUBLBUBLBUBBLBUBLBLB!!"
  • Jem stopped after a while, as Algor was no longer in golden paint while water dripped everywhere.
  • Jem flew in laughing joyfully and landed near Algor!
  • Jem: "I TOTALLY MISSED THAT! Hey, remember when I first did that to you when we first met in the mud pits?"
  • Algor: "...... (Sighs), I admit, I missed this in a way as well. Though you're lucky this isn't the kind of metal that rusts in water."
  • Jem: "Hey sorry about the temple tho. I can turn myself up into the heat of a thoundson suns to dry it up if ya want."
  • Algor: "DEPDEPDEPDEP, That won't be, necessary. The temple was uh, due for a wash anyway."
  • Jem: "Okay, cool! Man, I am NAILING this first interaction between Hadesians and Kratosians!"
  • Trunx: "(Spitting out water with trunk) (Quietly) For better or for worse."
  • Talona: "..... Senators, I am, SO sorry! Electrum is MORE than prepared to pay for all damages."
  • Bouncer: "Eh, no worries, Shelia. If Algor's okay with it, who're we to spoil her fun?"
  • Trunx: "Ahem! Algor was meaning to say that Jem and her direct followers are welcome to stay in the temple for until we get the wedding in the senate room ready in the following week while the subjects are welcome to stay in the city. The Lougers had set up-"
  • Talona: "Yeah, we kinda say their uh, carnival thing, and, our people are.... Mixed about it. We were expecting more of a, grandeos dignified return with a festival and a following banquet of the richest and most expensive of food, but instead...... You treated our return like it was a circus. Now, alcourse, Jem is more laxxed about the arrangement, but-"
  • Kyne: "-Had Kem still live, he would not stomach an INCH further in this charade and cancel everything!"
  • Talona: "Not exactly what I was going to say, Kyne, even if not exactly inaccurate."
  • Jem: "Kyle, chill, will ya?"
  • Kyne: "It's Kyne."
  • Jem: "Ehh, but you look like a Kyle to me. (Kyne bemoaned). Anyway, chill it. I know a carnival isn't what, (Slightly sadden) Dad would've gone for, but, (Cheers up) But it's the thought that counts, man. We'll just, need to humor them at best, ya know? Besides, I, LOVE, what Algor's normals friends and the JCs did with the thing, (Algor was surprised on how well it had worked), I mean, I had noticed that Hadesians were always down in the dumps, they could use some pick me ups, ya know?"
  • Kyne: "(Sighs), I can't say I'm in the position to deny that, persay, but, it's still FAR below your father's standards. (Quietly) Though I'm not surprised you're abit below your own father either."
  • Jem: "Hey, whoa whoa whoa, Kyle, I heard that!"
  • Kyne: "AHEM?! Sorry, uh, I'm failing to keep my personal opinions separate from professional duty again, I-"
  • Jem: "(Giggles into a snicker), Professional Duty! (Snickers), I keep imagining poop in a business suit every time I hear that! (Snickers)!"
  • Kyne: "(Annoyed groans)."
  • Talona: "AHEM! As, I was trying to say, Jem is by all means a bit more open to these, unconventional choices, but, I myself would like to issue changes in the following days. (Pulls out a scroll and rolls it out, of which it was noted that it was still rolling as she reads it) Item Number 1, We would like for a' preparation of a PROPER welcoming Banquet in the Temple, for it to be ready by the following day. Item Number 2, Jem is to be given the widest room possible for her stay in the temple, where she will be granted an Emperor-Sized Bed, polyester sheets, a blanket worthy of gods, 700 different styles of pillows, and she is to be given her meals in bed, and each meal must be specific to her dietary recommendations, TO, THE, LETTER. Item Number 3, She is to be bathed by ONLY the most capable of Water-Manipulating Superiors, who are to be STRICTLY female, married & straight! Item Number 4, her clothes must be washed by only the most up to date washing machines, with the most effective detergent, and they are to be perfectly, carefully, AND RESPECTFULLY, folded, and must be dried without causing it to wrinkle. Item Number 5, in the event of an emergency, her legion of doctors' phone numbers are-"
  • Montana: "GEES LOUISE, RAPTOR, ALL THAT FOR AN OVER-SIZED TINY PTEROSAUR?! GOOD GROTCH?!"
  • Kyne growled at Montana, scaring him.
  • Kyne: "You, are to treat the daughter of the brilliant founder of Kemism with respect?!"
  • Montana farted in fear as he felt something in his backside......
  • Montana: "..... (Blushes)..... You uh, just scared me into going to the bathroom too soon."
  • Jem: "Ugh, Kyle, COOL IT!! (Kyne backed off). And Tally, can you take your mom-list with the Senators to somewhere private? I want to catch up with Algor."
  • Talona: "(Understanding sigh), Alchourse, Jem, you, you really need to be with Algor again, I understand. (Leaves with the Senators as she continues her list)...."
  • Algor: "..... Jem, I would really like for you to meet with the Lougers and the Justic Teens-"
  • Jem: "(Jumps onto Algor's back, grabs him with her legs, and starts flying off with him) FRIEND FLY, LIKE OLD TIMES?!"
  • Algor: "JEM JEM JEM WAIIIIIIIIIIII- (Jem bursted through the roof and flew off with Algor as he Wilhelm screamed)!"
  • Jem started to fly around with Algor while holding him, never tiring out as she shouts with excitement as she goes fast and does stunt with Algor, to the guy's freak out!
  • Algor: "JEM, PLEASE, CALM YOURSELF?! I, I AM NOT EMOTIONALLY PREPARED TO GO BACK TO THIS?!"
  • Jem: "Okay Al, I'm gonna do the triple loop somersault where I toss ya up into space as I quadruple flip 17 hundred times meeting you then, then I'll grab ya and dive-bomb back to Kratos in the Badass Nuclear Smashland!"
  • Algor: "WAIT WAIT WAIT- (Jem started to do exactly what she said as Algor started to scream like a girl)! JEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEM, THIS MAY BE A BAD TIME TO DO THIS CRAZY OLD STUNT OF- (Jem grabs Algor as they reached space as she dive-bombs straight back into Kratos and crashes into the Plaza of New Athens with an epic heart-shaped explosion! Algor and Jem were seen laying in the crater, Algor's white ceremonial cape ruined)....... Owwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww. I still felt that, even with METAL for skin!"
  • Jem: "(Backflips back up)! WHOOOOOOOOO! SO LIKE OLD TIMES?! (Plops down next to Algor who is basically stuck into the ground cause of his heavy metal body) I missed doing stunts with you!"
  • Algor: "..... (Sighs) Truly you had not changed a bit in these many years of absence. (Blissfully) And I would never have it any other way."
  • Jem: "..... Funny how it turns out. We start out as only best of best friends, and suddenly, we're on our way to be wife and hubby. And while it's in the way of rekindling things between Kratosians and Hadesians!"
  • Algor: "Jem, I, should probably tell you that, well, your little stunt is likely gonna cause a stir."
  • Jem: "D'aaaaaaaaaaaah, you know me, Al! I LIVE to make an explosive impression!"
  • Algor: "I know, but, you see, one of the Justic Teens is VERY anxious about you, and, your "Badass Nuclear Smashland", might, send a poor message!"
  • Jem: "Aw come on, Al, when has anything I done send the wrong message?"
  • Algor: "(Deadpan) Would you like the long list or the short?"
  • Jem: Ha! I really did miss this. but seriously, how bad can this guy be?
  • Algor: "I feel like you're about to see in the next 3 to 5 seconds-"
  • Tyrone: WHAT, THE HECK, WAS THAT?!? (He and the Justic Teens and Lodgers showed up)
  • Jem:... Oh poopie!
  • Patrick: 'Oh poopie'?... Wow. You really ARE misunderstood. We were expecting you to be, well, as dignified as your daddy.
  • Jem: Well, not everything is as it seems, now is it? Just because dad was all uptight and super serious doesn't mean I am.
  • Kowalski:... Is that... A Sordes? One of the small pterosaurs of the Late Jurassic Period?
  • Private: "She doesn't look at all that small."
  • Jem: "Thank you, size malmitualtion."
  • Private: "Ah, toushe."
  • Skipper: Well at least it wasn't one of those early Triassic pterries. Really not pretty suckers to look at.
  • A Triassic Pterasaur Hadesian Superior: "I RESENT THAT COMMENT, GOOD SIR?!"
  • Ed Hyena: EHUAHAHAHAHA!
  • Joe: And... Wow, we were SO worried you'd be just like your father! She's actually kinda fun to be around.
  • Tyrone: "Yet I'm also not any less worried about the fact that she ALMOST KNOCKED THE PLANET OUT OF ORBIT, OR WORSE?! I THINK IT WAS LUCKY SHE WAS SLOWED DOWN BY THE FACT SHE DRAGGED ALGOR INTO IT, IF IT EVEN HAD ANY EFFECT?!"
  • Lord Shen: "Well obviously she restrained her powers enough to just made a mushroom cloud but with a heart instead."
  • Tyrone: "BUT THAT'S JUST IT?! At least when I thought she was gonna be more like Kem, she would've had an understanding how dangerious being an Omni-Superior is?! BUT HERE SHE IS BEING EXTREMELY CAREFREE AND HAPLESS WITH THE POWERS?!"
  • Jem: "Ugh, Al, I'm starting to see why you were worried about this guy over-reacting. He sounds like Talona but as a dude."
  • Tyrone: "WELL I'M SURE WHO I ASSUME IS YOUR ADVISER IS RIGHT TO BE SO CONCERNED ABOUT YOU BEING AN OMNI-SUPERIOR?! ESPEICALLY CONSIDERING THAT YOUR KEM'S DAUGHTER?!"
  • Jem: Are you kidding? We're not even related. I'm adopted.
  • Frank: Eh, I suppose that's fair, nobody would've respected him if they knew he had an adopted small ptero- (He did this)
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Chris Griffin- Whaaaat?

  • Algor: Quite, that's probably what I should have mentioned earlier.
  • Tyrone: Jem is... Adopted?!
  • Iago: "But wait, you two are the same species."
  • Private: Wait, when did we figure THAT out? We were never told what species they were.
  • Kowalski: The Justic Teens told us, while you were once again busy people-watching.
  • Iago: "BUT STILL! Clearly you're the same species as Kem, so-"
  • Jem: "Oh sure, go for the same species angle, surely it doesn't make ya look spiecest, dude. Lol, JK, just having fun with ya! But seriously, just because we both happen to be Sordes, don't mean it's that easy!"
  • Squidward: "Did you just say L-O-L and J-K outloud?"
  • Jem: "Well you see, dad's wife ended up getting Quantonium-Caused Cancer cause the Omnipotency Doctors ended up botching her Omnipotentcy upgrade because the leading doctor, was an eccentric doofus that always plays with experimental ideas. And given that dad was always complicating Kemisum in worrying about how narly the united universes can be, losing his wife to that kind of unprofessionalism, kinda sealed the deal for him in making Kemisum a thing."
  • Meg: "Wow, I, kinda have to feel bad for Kem. This philosophy was made because he'd lost his wife and ability to have a family."
  • Ororo: "I, personally felt more sorry for you Jem, cause, it sounds like he just adopted you to fill a void his wife couldn't fill being under cancer."
  • Jem: "Hey don't get me wrong, dad loved me plenty! He raised me since he adopted my egg from an orphanage and raised me like as if I was actually his kid."
  • Tigress: "Yet you're aware of your adoption."
  • Jem: "Yeah, kinda comes with Omnipotence, espeically the genetic-awareness power, like, it litterally made me aware that he wasn't actually my dad, and, well, look at me! Even if I somehow didn't had that power, I look like something out of the sonic world, dad was structurally different from me! It'd be as obvious as a Goose adopting a Panda!"
  • Po: "Wow, way close to home."
  • Jem: "But believe me, genetics meant nothing, cause, (Gets sadden) He, was still close to a father I could ever asked. It's.... It's why, I kept his philosophy around, even if it started to, well, outlast its welcome with the people. Cause like, I'm, kinda aware it doesn't fly with some people no-more, but..... I kept it around to keep his memory alive..... And, to hear his voice again, I have to rewatch those old guide movies he made for Kemisum. It wasn't like dad wanted to hurt people, I, I, (Breaks into sobbing), HE DIDN'T DESERVED TO BE EXECUTED?! (Cries)."
  • Algor: "(Gets himself up) Now now, Jem, don't cry, don't cry! (Comforts her) I'm here, I'm here. I'll, go ahead and return us to the temple. (Teleports off with Jem)...."
  • Tyrone: "(Eye-twitches)..... Is she..... EMOTIONALLY UNSTABLE?!"
  • Gazelle: "Hey, I'm sure it's more like she was thinking too much about her father and it made her sad. It's more like she's on a crutch of still grieving."
  • Tyrone: "THAT'S SOMEHOW STILL BAD?! An Omni-Superior with emotional issues like that is TWICE MORE DANGERIOUS THEN IN GENERAL?! AND ADDED TO THE FACT SHE'S BEHAVING LIKE A FREAKING TEENAGER-"
  • Ororo: "We're teens too, genius."
  • Icky: "Albeit cause of cartoon logic."
  • Tyrone: "-WE, ARE SITTING ON A TIMEBOMB SET TO WRECK KRATOS SOMETHING FIERCE IF SO MUCH AS A REMINDER OF HER DAD HAPPENS AGAIN?!"
  • Ororo: "Well I'm sure Algor has a handle on it and will try to make Kem as irrelevant as possible to their marriage!"
  • Skipper: "But none the less a fair point. We're gonna need to have Jem have that certain part of her life wrapped up in a neat little bow and help her move on from her grief."
  • Gazelle: "Indeed. It would be good to help a grieving daughter move on from her pain."
  • Icky: "Well that, and, I feel like that the only reason she's still acting like she's in her teens, is because it's like, a coping mechanism for the fact that her dad's dead. I bet'ya getting her to move on might also lead to less of, (Points to the crater), this."
  • Lord Shen: "That is also a good reason why we need to do this. Can you imagine what a shared union between Algor and Jem would be like if her issues are still unresolved, (To Tyrone) WORSE-CASE SCENARIOS ASIDE?! (Back to everyone) At most, she might end up making it difficult for Algor to really do his job if he's too busy being made to be pulled into reliving the past in extravagant and excessive ways!"
  • Trixie: "I know. She's almost being like Starlight right now on how she tried re-living her past with Sunburst."
  • Shifu: "Though we must be cautious about asking Jem to let go of her past. On top of a likely unwillingness, her followers may take offense to such a' persistence and would aim to keep us away from her."
  • Ororo: "But what if at least some of them would like to see Jem cool it with her behavior too?"
  • Tyrone: "Well even then, trying to defy the whims of an OMNI-SUPERIOR, espeically one that's basically still like a teen, WOULD BE LIKE HAVING A DEATH WISH?! Those followers would likely be COWARDS to her, even IF Jem is so passive for an Omni-Superior?! Cause I stress it again, Omni-Superiors are like GODS?! And we can all agree that a god that isn't being respected, IS JUDGEMENT DAY WAITING TO HAPPEN?!"
  • Patrick: The religious Judgment Day or Terminator 2 Judgment Day?
  • Tyrone:... Yes!
  • Squidward: (He laughed crazily from that smart remark)
  • Tyrone: So, we might as well-
  • Bill: Yeah, not to be rude here, but, there's a carnival out there, and just because Jem's not the serious god we thought she was, AND the Hadesians don't believe in having fun, doesn't mean it should be wasted.
  • Ororo:... Yeah, true. Eurotas DID put a LOT of elbow grease into that carnival. You guys should take care of that while WE take care of Jem's daddy issues.
  • SpongeBob: Then you do you, and we do we! (They left)
  • Tyrone: "Welp, guess it may as well be like we didn't brought the Lougers here. We'll have to improvise working with Jem then."
  • ???: If you all wanted assistance on pacifying Jem, you should at least have aid from someone OF Hades-descent.
  • Tane: WHA, WHOSAIDTHAT?! PUTUPYOURDUKES!!! (A Sinornithosaurus flew in with a Pterorynchus partner came in)... WOW, PRETTYRAPTOR!
  • Sinornithosaurus:... What did he say?
  • Pterorynchus: I have NO idea.
  • Meg: "He basically complimented your looks."
  • Sinomithosaurus: "..... I'll, take your words for it."
  • Tyrone:... Who are you two?
  • Sinornithosaurus:... Why didn't you-
  • Tyrone: I can ACTUALLY sense you have a psychic block. BOTH of you.
  • Sinornithosaurus:... You ARE the finest telepath I've seen on the surface thus far.
  • Tyrone:... Thank you?
  • Sinornithosaurus: Ahem. I am Bexley Xing, and this is my friend and partner Romana Shenyang.
  • Romana Shenyang: Code names Flechette and Feilong.
  • Meg:... And, what exactly calls for this unexpected eavesdrop?
  • Flechette: Well, we have come in favor of a mission. You see, we feel this wedding will FINALLY end the suffering our people have put up with.
  • Ororo:... Uh... What?
  • Flechette: We represent the Hadesians who have been victimized the most by Kemist law. Those of us at the absolute BOTTOM of the pecking order. Those of us denied the right to be better because of background and moral grayness.
  • Feilong: We were all shunned for our pasts and our dreams ruined.
  • Flechette: So we made an underground community referred to as Soteria. We Soterians live freely from Kemist law. We've had to do crimes for the greater good for centuries! A life of hiding and stealing is no life at all! I was TIRED of stealing and doing illegal acts just to give people what they want out of life. Not ONE thing had changed since... Kem's death.... But now, we may just have a chance to change EVERYTHING! Therefore, if you're going to help Jem change, then we're in.
  • Tyrone:...
  • Tane:... Theyseemnice.
  • Tyrone: "..... Ugh! Knew this wedding was going to attract political opponents to this!"
  • Ororo: "Buuuuuut, we're dealing with the ones that are NICE about it."
  • Tyrone: "Well yes, but, don't you think it's risky to suddenly start hanging out with them? CLEARLY Jem's followers will throw a FIT at the sight of them!"
  • Flechette: "You would think that, but then again, (She and Feilong suddenly turned into different dinos) How'd you think we're even here to begin with?"
  • Tyrone: "...... I just want to ask, you two clearly have a problem with Kemism and yet you're not bothered by Jem's reasoning. I figured that as obvious opponents to Kemism, you guys would be more, angry."
  • Feilong: "Well, we're have seen Jem before, and, she's honestly a cool gal. She's only guilty of holding onto Kemisum because it reminds her of her father. It's basically like she's trying to avoid forgetting about him."
  • Flechette: "This said, her grief has unwittingly corrupted Kemism to that it's started to become inconvenient and unreliable. It was fine back when times were simpler, but obviously, Jem has failed to amend the system beyond what Kem established to that now it's started to be mishandled by the very believers of Kemism. In our case, because our people had not always made the most moral of choices, myself and some friends were not allowed additional powers to become the heroes needed to stop criminals from just taking our home over cause of unchecked crime cause our home's government made too many bad calls in the past. Suffice to say, Kemism made us public enemies cause of disrespecting it. And I won't blame your caution of being around us, given your cautious about scaring Jem's followers away from letting you close to her for even trying to ask for Jem to move on from the past."
  • Walt: "Well that, and the Senate might also chew us up for even being around what the officials of Hades had called enemies. They're, touchy about heroes making iffy choices too."
  • Feilong: "So we heard. It's no secret the surfacers have their own strict standards too. But they're comparably light compared to Kemism life."
  • Ororo: "Well obviously directly working with you guys and being seen with you is out, but, that doesn't mean you guys can't help us, it'll just have to be, out of sight. Perhaps maybe you can share info on what makes Jem tick and what to avoid setting her off, well, outside of the Daddy Button, obviously."
  • Flechette: We can do that. Our shapeshifting IS potent, but we cannot use them in combat. We can only change SHAPE, not inherit other prehistoric creatures' abilities.
  • Feilong: Good thing too, because it would be SO unfair to have THAT kind of shapeshifting power.
  • Flechette: Romana, what did I say about treating missions like a game?
  • Feilong: It's how I cope with harsh reality, okay?! Tell me you can't handle real life like that.
  • Flechette: I can, actually. I prefer to meditate and find inner peace as opposed to making myself look insecure.
  • Feilong:... Okay, that-
  • Flechette: And I do NOT mean that in ANY kind of offense. I'm saying that in terms of what OTHERS might say. You heroes may need us. We BOTH have equal gain doing this, because Hades has been outside of peace with Kratos for too long. Soteria NEEDS to live more freely. We cannot live as antihero thieves any longer. Especially since... Sir Pictor has already hit the finale of his search for Soteria. We've had to evacuate.
  • Meg: What?... Oh, gosh. So... You're doing this because you lost your home.
  • Tyrone:... I'm... Sorry.
  • Flechette: Someone has to be. But none of us could've defended our home. Sir Pictor and his partner Fokker are DANGEROUS. Pictor may have a massive ego, but he can both resist his own powers and OTHER people's powers. Thus I cannot locate him using my absolute senses, and nobody can EVER hurt him no matter HOW strong their offensive powers are.
  • Meg: Mighty ZEUS!
  • Flechette: And Fokker? The guy is a PROFESSIONAL flier. He can not only go into warp flight, but he has the ability to mess communication of ANY kind wherever he flies. No telepathic communication, no radio or phone communication, no Wi-Fi, NOTHING.
  • Meg: SUPER Mighty Zeus!
  • Flechette: So as you can see, we have no other options. The Soterians NEED us more than ever, and WE need YOU! We shall do OUR part, and you shall do yours.
  • Tane: THATISSOSAD!! IWANTMORETHANANYTHINGTOSAVEYOURPEOPLE!!
  • Flechette:... I still cannot understand you.
  • Tane: ERRH!!
  • Ororo: Never mind him. Let's just help each other out, okay? And uh, if we see Pictor and Fokker, then we'll let you know. What are they?
  • Feilong: Pictor is a Pectinodon. A raptor. And Fokker, he's a Quetzalcoatlus. And yes, we suspect they ARE here. The guy's ego is matched ONLY by his FLAWLESS investigative skill. He took over Soteria with them. If you can throw them off our tracks, we will be grateful. But getting it out of the way, keep in mind they're not bad guys otherwise, they're just doing their job. Sure, Pictor is in DESPERATE need of humility, but, he and Fokker are not bad by all means.
  • Flechette: "Yes, but it's impourent to stress that their job is putting Soteria at risk. Aggressive humiliation isn't required, but perhaps distract them with something Pictor couldn't resist."
  • Meg: "Hmm..... Well, it does so happen that Neverfinder is still on the loose! Even we struggle looking for that sneaky international jewel thief of a Superior Chameleon! I bet ya even Pictor would be on a wild goose chase with the dude."
  • Flechette: "You would be wise to not underestimate his skill. He may have abit of an ego, but it's not exactly just hubris. His talents are earnestly impressive."
  • Ororo: "Maybe, but I do believe Neverfinder will certainly be a worthy opponent. Leave everything to us."

Elsewhere, the location of Pictor and Fokker.

  • Pictor was seen overwhelming a whack-a-mole machine to the point it stopped counting his score as it was too much for it as he was surrounded by a sea of tickets! Finally, the machine ding with a sign that read "OKAY OKAY YOU WIN ALREADY, NOW PLEASE STOP"?!
  • Pictor: "HAZZAH?! CONSIDER THIS ANOTHER VICTORY FOR SIR PICTOR?!"
  • Fokker: "With a likely expensive arcade machine as a casualty."
  • Pictor: "Oh ease yourself, Fo, we have at least several different types of machinery connected superiors, it'll be fixed in no time flat, nary a problem! Not my fault they didn't build it with Sir Pictor in mind."
  • Fokker: "Just because they didn't think you'd be playing games here doesn't mean you have permission to break it, along with, LITTERALLY, every arcade here!"
  • The other Carnival games are seen wrecked.
  • Pictor: ".... Okay, you made enough of a point. I'll give mercy to these EASY challenges for the time being. Because I am ALREADY well set for the reward anyway!"
  • Fokker: "(Sighs), Glad you taken my advice for THIS at least."
  • Icky and Iago were running the prize booth for the games.
  • Icky: "Oy, thank goodness Eurotas brought in some of his machine connected Superior buddies on the scene."
  • Iago: "And thank crud this yuts is done."
  • Pictor bought an entire sea of the tickets directly to the duo and comedically slams the tickets on the counter!
  • Pictor: "I'll take ALL of the prizes! I know a few nieces that would just LOVE the stuffed animals and the several or so nephews that would LOVE the silly cheap dollar store figures!"
  • Iago: ALL these prizes for a bunch of nephews and nices?!
  • Fokker: He's got TOO MANY OF THEM! 31 cousins and 20-even nephews and nieces! Raptors breed like chickens!
  • Pictor: "You're lucky I can't be offended by things that are fairly true, Foks."
  • Iago: Wow. Babysitting must've been like being in a war.
  • Icky: "In that case, I'll go get the Santa's Sack sized prize bag. (Pulls out a giant prize bag and starts stuffing the prizes in them.)"
  • Fokker: "..... (Sighs), This will be awhile."
  • The Justic Teens saw the duo.
  • Ororo: "..... I think that's them."
  • Walt: "Well it helps that it lookssh like they're the only sshhpecific dino types in this area."
  • Meg: "Well that and it clearly looks like those two know each other."
  • Tyrone: I KNOW the Quetzalcoatlus genus and what they might've looked like in life. I may not have seen Hadesians before now, but I KNOW that's Fokker.
  • Tane: PFFFFT!
  • Tyrone: Tane!
  • Tane: Ohcomeon, wewereallthinkingit!
  • Scarlett: "Let me handle Picty, I know how to deal with ego-maniacs. (Walks off and approaches the duo)."
  • Fokker sees her.
  • Fokker: "..... Uh, Pictor, we have company."
  • Pictor: "EXCELSIOR, A FAN!! (Readies photographs of himself) It'll be ten Super-Bucks!"
  • Scarlett: "Ahem! I'm here on serious business, sir. Super Hero business."
  • Pictor: "A TALENT AGENT?! EVEN BET-"
  • Scarlett: "The kind of business involved in fighting bad guys."
  • Pictor: ".... Okay fair enough. I usually don't like to work on what is essentially a holiday for me, but, I could use an EARNEST challenge while looking for the Soterian Dragon bitch."
  • Scarlett: "Sir Pictor, I represent the Justic Teens, and after much deliberation, we decided that we need your help against the one supervillain we can't catch: Neverfinder."
  • Pictor: "What's that? An impossible to find Super Villain? PFFFFFFFF! Maybe to you surfies, but I, happen to be a lot harder to dodge than that. I should know, I managed to prevent the Soterian Dragon from being a threat to Hades' way of life."
  • Fokker: "(Deadpan) Albeit at the price of protecting an arcadic system from a long-dead founder who's daughter failed to properly address legit issues."
  • Pictor: "AHEM! Fok, remember that we have to separate ourselves from politics and our feelings from the job, or else it'll risk us being unprofessional."
  • Fokker: "I get that, but-"
  • Pictor: "As I was saying, if I can keep HER at bay, I can handle your scary "Neverfinder". Where is he anyway?"
  • Scarlett: "That's the thing, dude. That's why he's the Neverfinder. He can never be found before he strikes again."
  • Pictor: "Ohhhhhh, I am liking this challenge already! Any rumors on his last sighting?"
  • Scarlett: "He recently robed the jeweled sarcophagus of King Deadabutt XVI. (Icky and Iago were heard snickering), in the museum of Kratos History in Lithinthana, at Drinoide."
  • Fokker: "Ugh, in Terre Desert? I HATE DESERTS!! They make me sweat like mad and the sweat gets in my wings and it makes me stink something fierce! On top of making me smell AWFUL, it interferes with my powers!"
  • Pictor: "Oh be at ease, you big hatchling! You can always take a shower afterwords! Glory, awaits!"
  • Fokker: "Ugh..... I'll prepare my desert equipment then."
  • Pictor: "That's more the spirit, old friend! (To Scarlett) I'll promise you the capture of the thief, soon. Just a quick question, is there a reward involved?"
  • Scarlett: "Well internationally on Kratos, capturing Neverfinder is worth zillions, so-"
  • Pictor: "(Eyes turned into giant platinum bars of gold)....."
  • Scarlett: "...... Does that happen alot?"
  • Fokker: "They're usually gold or silver."
  • Icky: Wow, he and Krabs would get along TOTALLY WELL if they didn't turn that way for different reasons!
  • Pictor: "..... FOK, PUT YOUR DACTYL BUTT IN GEAR AND GET YOUR DESERT CRAP READY!! (Zooms off and grabs Fokker to go get their supplies) WE HAVE GLORY TO SEEK?! AND THE REWARD THAT WAITS?!"
  • Fokker: "BUT YOUR PRIZES?!"
  • Pictor: "Oh, good point. PRIZE KEEPERS, HOLD MY PRIZES FOR UNTIL I RETURN FROM THE EPIC ADVENTURE TO SEEK THE NEVERFINDER?! (Zooms off again with a dragged Fokker)!"
  • Icky: "(Just as he was finished stuffing all the prizes in the large goodie bag)..... Uggggghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! (Faints)."
  • Scarlett: "..... Wow..... That guy, DOES need a slap from humility. His friend Fokker seems nicer though."
  • Iago:... How exactly do you guys know those two?
  • Scarlett:... Keep this discreet, you hear me?
  • Iago: Our beaks are sealed. RIGHT, ICKY?!
  • Icky: Right, Jesus, you think I can't keep a secret?
  • Scarlett:... Those two are after some... New allies we came across. Those two... Took their home.

French Narrator: One Explanation Later...

  • Iago:... Wow. That sucks.
  • Icky: I kinda FELT a Kemist society would form something like that. That Pictor guy sounds like the kind of cop nobody likes.
  • Iago: And his ego is pretty grading.
  • Scarlett: Though otherwise they're not bad dudes, just abit too professional for comfort.
  • Iago: "Though Picty does need to get off his high horse, BADLY!"
  • Scarlett: No argument there. So, we have had to help each other. They and their people need a new home because of them, and they believe this wedding can do that for them.
  • Icky:... In that case, we can make sure those two are preoccupied for Flechy and Fei on the off chance that-comedically-contrasting duo manages to catch the uncatchable super-villain!
  • Scarlett: Good! We'll need all the help we can get. Tell the Lodgers, but be discreet.
  • Iago: On it.
  • Scarlett: But for now, you can expect those two to be gone for abit of awhile. Neverfinder is called what he is, for a reason. (She left)
  • Icky: ".... Let's be honest Iags, if Picty really is that capable, this Neverfinder guy is gonna have to reconsider the name soon."
  • Iago: "Then let's get to quietly informing the Lougers of this and fast."

The Temple.

  • Talona: "Jem, we talked about your habit of stunt pulling MANY times before! I warned you they were gonna end up causing a stir! AND you made something Electrum has to spend her Midas beam on AGAIN! You know that sauropod is VERY irritable of always covering for you!"
  • Jem: "Sorry, Tal, I, I was just excited to be with Al again."
  • Talona: "And I understand that, but clearly you have heroes on the surface that are ANXIOUS of you cause of your Omnipotence! You need to remember that you are like a god in all but officially sanctioned as one! Now they're given the impression that you have no self-control! IT DIDN'T HELPED THEY SAW YOU HAVING ANOTHER ONE OF YOUR KEM-CRYING FITS?!"
  • Jem: "Tally, be cool, it was only Tyrone that was being a prick about me! The others were chill."
  • Talona: "But I'm sure they're none the less concerned about your state of mind?! They're gonna be afraid you can't control yourself?! That's why I have to ask Kyne to stand post and keep others outside unless I grant them permission to enter. Only those that are actually apart of the temple can come in or out!"
  • Jem: "Yeesh Tal, do you have to be like the mom dad never got me?"
  • Talona: "I know you are flustered with me "Acting like a Mom" to you, but as your Advisor I am only looking out for the well being of Hades' leader, and the surviving daughter of the founder of Kemism! Now, this said, I am permitting you to still hang out with Algor, but PLEASE, hold off on your stunts! You ended up humiliating him and ruined his nice formal cape!"
  • Jem: "Tally, Al said he was cool with it, he's going to get it fixed!"
  • Talona: "Yes but none-the-less it would be NICE of you to behave yourself! I'm sure you have other means of touching nostalgic memories again. If you have need of me, I'll be discussing the changes with the Senators. (Leaves)."
  • Jem: "(Sighs as Algor came in)..... Sorry Al, but Talona decided to be such a mom again and told me we can do the old stunts anymore."
  • Algor: "To be fair, I think the Smashland move was, enough excitement for the day. I'm sure your advisor is only trying to prevent you from entering points of contention with Kratosians."
  • Jem: "Yeah but it makes me feel like she treats me like a dumb little kid?!"
  • Algor: "Well not so much a child as more like a mid-age teenager, but-"
  • Jem: "Potato Po-Ta-To! Look, it's not that I don't get that this is a big deal, it's just, why is it so hard for Talona and the others to let be my own superior?"
  • Algor: "Well, be reminded that on the surface, we don't allow for Omnipotency, and Kratosians are a bit cautious of Omnipotent Superiors."
  • Jem: "But why did they made a comic series for Omni-Superiors if they're so afraid of them?"
  • Algor: Well, the Justice Continuum is as it should be. FICTION! On the surface, omnipotence is so scary to us because of the potential infinite danger it possesses, that we once considered TIME-TRAVEL as the prime answer. Granted, that's not been done, since the last time an Omnipotent Superior was born was undone out of pure luck. But thanks to the Super Ops, we won't have to risk ANY paradoxes with our initial anti-Omnipotent Superior plan. Power-controlling rays are beginning to be put in place. Point is, Omnipotent Superiors, are TOO dangerous to us, and that's why it's illegal up here. No weakness, no method of defeat, it's just TOO risky.
  • Jem: Alright alright, Zeus, Al, you gotta lighten up! I'm Omnipotent, and I know how to use MY powers responsibly. The people out there are just being a little... Paranoid, no offense.
  • ???: Can you entirely blame them, Madam President? (The Therizinosaurus from before appeared)
  • Jem:... Oh. Lady Moira. I was wondering where you were.
  • Algor: Lady Moira?... You have a Superior named after the Fates?
  • Jem: Well for good reason. SHE has the power of psychopotence, meaning she has unlimited psychic, psionic, telepathic, and mental abilities. She can tell the past, present, and future, and more. That's why she's been my father's royal soothsayer.
  • Lady Moira the Therizinosaurus: And he CERTAINLY couldn't have asked me to foretell what would cause his untimely execution. I was not very appreciated before Jem was put in charge. But Jem, you must understand that the surface Superiors' fears of Omnipotent Superiors are justified. We may be primitive in our culture in spite of our advanced technology, but these people are not. They've had the chance to THINK about what an Omnipotent Superior means. Yes, they can be useful as a leader just like any head god... But they can equally be useful AGAINST them. A rogue Superior who gains omnipotence, could be unstoppable. We may have powers, but we are STILL mortal. The boundaries between a mortal and a god are TOO great to control or overcome. Becoming functionally a god can bring great risk. These Superiors had GOOD reason to ban omnipotence. Some risks are NOT worth taking, knowing the threat they can pose. Do you understand?
  • Jem: Yeah yeah, whatever you say.
  • Moira: JEM!
  • Jem: OKAY, FINE, I GET IT! OMNIPOTENCE CAN BE DANGEROUS!!! But it's not like I WANNA DESTROY KRATOS OR ANYTHING! WHY THE TARTARUS WOULD I EVEN WANT TO?! I LIVE HERE!
  • Moira: "It's not nessersarly just that. Omni-Superiors can just as much effortlessly take over Kratos with little to halt them short of taking away the powers."
  • Jem: "Well, yeah, that's an issue too, but, I'm already an elected leader of something and have a lot of political crud to deal with as is, why would I want more?"
  • Moira: "Lust for power is a masterful disposer of logic and reasoning. It can be very easy to lose yourself when you are equal only to another Omni-Superior."
  • Jem: "And I get that, but.... (Sighs sadly) Being a leader was dad's thing, I was perfectly fine just being me."
  • Moira: "I understand. This hapless lifestyle is your coping mechanism of the life you lost upon Kem's fate happening."
  • Jem: "If it helps, Moi, I kinda wished Dad paid attention to you, if not also me when I kinda had my concerns too, then, maybe things could've been different. I could've been there for Al and, he wouldn't've ended up in the shenanigans that got him into a metal body."
  • Algor: "(Sighs), Sometimes, I too wonder that if you were still around, would I had made better choices around things like Ororo and that super-continent pipedream of my father's?"
  • Jem: We all have times when we feel things are the right thing to do. That's the hard part of being a leader. That's KINDA why I have a hard time even BEING a leader. I... I actually relate to your own choices. I mean, your father's continental union operation would certainly make things easier for Superiors, but creating such a thing, even for an earth-bending Superior of the STRONGEST caliber, has too many variables. Plate tectonics aren't exactly like the kind of sliding puzzle anyone can solve. And trust me, Moira knows her stuff and she knew that plan wouldn't have come CLOSE to working.
  • Algor:... Wow. We're both more alike than I thought. No WONDER we're in love.
  • Jem: "Oh yeah, totally eases the fact that this marriage is for establishing peace between Kratosians and Hadesians after years of separation and prolonged bitterness."
  • Algor: "Agreed, marriage based on politics is otherwise not as joyous since it is often for the sake of an agenda and that the two marriers often or not aren't even that interested. But, we actually known each other long enough to make this marriage still magical in spite of obvious political baggage."
  • Jem: "Tots. (Sighs), I'm just sorry I made one of the JCs have it out for me."
  • Algor: "If it helps, they and the Lougers ended up being caught in the migration of your followers, so, I believe introductions on both our parts is, rather messy."
  • Jem: "Oh I heard about that from Tally, THAT WAS HILARIOUS?! (Laughs)! First time I hear of heroes that make me laugh honestly, I almost never get that in Hades! (Algor was relieved that the Lougers being themselves did work). That said, I'm sorry if my people didn't really felt like the Carnival is a bit short of something dad would've wanted. Hadesians were used to taking life more..... Seriously. But, I promise they'll at least humor it. They just need to get used to the scenery. We've been in the ground for so long, it's amazing evolution didn't do anything to us in that time like make us more afraid of the sun or something."
  • Algor: "Changes like that are a more gradual thing to be fair-"
  • Jem: AHH!! (Sunlight got in her eye) AAHHHH!!! THE SUN IS MORE INTENSE THAN THE LAST FEW TIMES!! DID IT REACH NEAR-RED-STAR AGE ALREADY?!
  • Algor:... (He laughed)
  • Jem: (She laughed too)
  • Moira: Charming. But I sense there WILL be trouble in your future. And, trust me, the trouble, is closer than you think. To avoid setting you off with future paranoia, all I can say is, keep your friends close, and your ENEMIES MUCH closer.
  • Jem: "..... Okay, not one of the most original warnings, but sure, I'll remember that. Though I barely really have enemies."
  • Moira: "Perhaps not enemies persay, but you DO have critics. I'd be wary of Kyne and the Commander if you can."
  • Jem: "Hey now, Moira, I know Kyle and I have our differences, and that, Tit-Us can be an asshole, but they're not traitors waiting to happen!"
  • Algor: "Ahem."
  • Jem: "..... But, I will have Tally keep those two on her tightest leashes to prove I'm not an idiot about it."
  • Moira: "You'll understand soon enough."
  • Jem: Well, that's all for now, Moi.
  • Moira: As you wish. (Leaves)
  • Jem: "..... So, uh, Al, since we're not doing stunts because Tally went all mom mode on me, what ya say we just chill by the temple's garden?"
  • Algor: I'd like that. After this, I need some peace after this craziness. It's been, an eventful day, to put it lightly.

Meanwhile...

  • Pictor: (He and Fokker have managed to capture Neverfinder)... HAHA! That was WAY too easy. Unfindable my ASSHOLE!!
  • Neverfinder: I CAN'T BELIEVE MY RECORD HAS BEEN RUINED BY HADESIANS OF AL THINGS?! I WOULD'VE GOTTEN AWAY WITH THAT ROBBERY IF NOT FOR Y-
  • Pictor: Yeah, save us the Scooby-Doo repeated line. Yeah, I know what that is, don't question it!
  • Fokker:... Well, I suppose that WAS a good warm-up. Let's turn the guy in, returned all of his stolen quarries, collect the bounty you seem insistent on getting, and go back to the carnival. And how! I REALLY hate deserts! (Tyrone saw this with his mind)

Justic Teens' Home

  • Tyrone: Guys!... They've done it. They found Neverfinder.
  • Ororo: WHAT?! THAT QUICKLY?!?
  • Walt: "I mean, in one hand, great, we finally can say Neverfinder's not a problem anymore, but-"
  • Tyrone: "OBVIOUSLY it means that Pict's too good at his job for our mission to work properly!"
  • Tane: HOLYS***ONAS***SANDWICH, THATFLECHETTECHICKWASN'TKIDDING, THATGUYISDAMNGOOD!!!
  • Scarlett: What do we do now? Neverfinder was the only baddie even we had trouble with, and we basically captured just about any other intermediate supervillain we encountered, and other big challenges are already being dealt with by other heroes or the Ops! At THAT rate, he and Fokker will catch Flechette and Feilong for SURE!
  • Meg: Well, the way I see it, we either turn them in, or be caught and dubbed traitors to Hades, RUINING the wedding. And we CAN'T turn them in! Not when they trust us too much! No investigation is too long or too impossible to him! And the guy seems like the kind of guy who can't be fooled with a made-up investigation.
  • Ororo: And the way I see it, the only choice we have now is to bring this up with Algor. I know we're supposed to be discreet... But I don't think we have any other choice.
  • Walt: I can go with that. It ISSHH jussht one perssshon, and we would be wisshhe to tell asshh LITTLE people asshh possible.
  • Tyrone: Sorry to say, we already told the Lodgers, and they're SO numerous, Pictor has TOO MUCH leads to ask for the information he needs. We may've inadvertently doomed Flechette and Feilong by telling misfits who, for the majority, have NO skill of keeping secrets. And even then, with the right torture OR smarts, they'll crack.
  • Tane: CRAAAAP! WHATDOWEDONOW?! THATPICTORBASTARDISGONNARUINEVERYTHINGTHISWEDDINGWILLPROMISE!!! THATGUYISLIKEACOP! ASIFTOSAY'EVENTHEF*****GPOLICEAREAFTERYOU, YOUDON'THAVEAGODDAMNPRAYER!!!
  • Meg: GET A GRIP ON YOURSELF, TANE! We'll figure it out!
  • Tane: Willwe?
  • Meg: Yes!
  • Tane: WILLWE?!?
  • Ororo: "If we play our cards right, YES!"
  • Tyrone: "Well this being said, we're lucky that thus far Pictor has no reason to believe Fel and Fei are even up here."
  • Scarlett: "That's true. He basically admitted he's on holiday, essentially."
  • Walt: "Yeah, and the Lodgersshh are totally gonna make sshure it sshtays that way by giving Picty and Fok the time of their livessh."
  • Tyrone: But while he lacks evidence, that doesn't mean he won't expect them to be here. He more or less said so himself. We must remember that-
  • Ororo: Don't worry, Ty, we can make sure it STAYS that way. Or at least, the LODGERS can. If there's one thing they're good at, it's distractions. They can keep him occupied long enough for the marriage to make an impact.
  • Meg: Let's JUST be careful. A guy like him knows how to contradict with his ego.
  • Ororo: Easy done than said. I just hope Algor and Jem are doing well, and everyone they trust will protect them.
  • Walt: "Wait, weren't we gonna confront Jem-"
  • Meg: "Kyne booted us back down here."
  • Walt: "Ohhhhh right...... I tend to be amnesshhiac to pain."
  • Meg: Well, yeah, you looked like you were kicked the hardest. Ironic given how big YOU are.
  • Ororo: Well, that's not gonna happen twice. We HAVE to get to that Kyne guy.

Later...

  • Kyne: NO!
  • Ororo:... I-
  • Kyne: WHAT DID I JUST SAY?!?
  • Ororo: Kyne-
  • Kyne: WHAT, DID, I, JUST, SAY?!
  • Ororo:... No.
  • Kyne: Correct! AND NO MEANS NO!!! END, OF, DISCUSSION! So leave before I call security!
  • Ororo:...
  • Tane: Wow, you'reanasshole!
  • Meg: TANE!
  • Ororo: Kyne-
  • Kyne: I SAID, END, OF, DISCUSSION!
  • Tyrone: WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?!? ALGOR TRUSTS US, AND YOU'RE DENYING US PERMISSION TO SEE HIM?! I'M PRETTY SURE JEM WILL NOT APPRECIATE THAT!
  • Kyne: The Advisor's orders were CLEAR! Last warning, LEAVE!
  • Tyrone: Sir, we don't want to hurt you, but-
  • Kyne smacks the entire JC members all the way back down at the bottom of the temple again!
  • SLAM?!
  • The JC laid beaten again....
  • Ororo: "...... You, just HAD to say that, did you?"
  • Tyrone: "I, wasn't prepared for, a volatile reaction."
  • Ororo: "You essentially threaten him harm?! HOW ELSE WAS HE SUPPOSE TO REACT?! Didn't helped that you were the SAME guy that got hard on Jem?!"
  • Tyrone: "Oh, I'm sorry, was I NOT suppose to worry about an Omni-Superior?!"
  • Scarlett: "Ya know, it was REALLY annoying we got kicked out of a place LITTERALLY belong to our side by what is basically with guests!"
  • Meg: "Well gang, (Stretches up to get bones back in alignment)..... I think going to meet Jem might be outta the question, simply thanks to Tyrone giving Jem's followers the impression that he's the kind of jerk that does nothing but give certain people crud for just about everything?!"
  • Tyrone: "Oh what is it, give Tyrone crud for only thinking logically day?!"
  • Tane: "Ohhhhhnewholiday? Kindaweirdsoundingthough."
  • Ororo: "Hate to say it guys, but, we're gonna have to break into the temple if that horn-headed buttface is gonna give us crap for just wanting to enter!"
  • Tyrone: Right. We'll need to-
  • Meg: You don't get to decide anything after what you said back there! (Tyrone telekinetically made her hit herself in the groin as she harmonized in pain)
  • Tyrone: WHO'S the telepath here? Besides, I was saying that we WEREN'T going to hurt him!
  • Scarlett: Then USE THE RIGHT WORDS!
  • Tyrone: I may be a telepath, but I'm STILL mortal! Now shut up and let me think!
  • ???: Having trouble? (Flechette and Feilong were seen disguised as Purgatorius)
  • Tane: AAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwWWWWWWWWWWWWW, SOOOOOOCUUUUUUUUTE!!!
  • Tyrone: "Tane, please?! (Sighs), Yes in a nutshell. That big angry fossil Kyne won't let us in, EVEN if the Temple is on Kratosian grounds?!"
  • Feilong: "I'm guessing it's because the Advisor had ordered him to keep people out in response of preventing undue scrutiny."
  • Walt: "Didn't help Tyrone is considered a hater to Jem and that he threatened violence to Kyne."
  • Tyrone: "I DIDN'T THREATEN VIOLENCE?!"
  • Flechette: "What id you say?"
  • Tyrone: "I said that I didn't want to hurt hi-"
  • Feilong: "Yeah, to Kyne, saying among the lines of that is IMPLIED violence, and that's usually enough for him to think you're gonna be a problem. Never talk like that in front of a bodyguard."
  • Tyrone: "..... (Sighs defeated), Okay, now I saw the big error here. Great, now Jem's followers are gonna think I'm a complainer AND violent?! They're definitely not gonna let us see her now! Algor will never let it down?!"
  • Meg: "It also would've helped if you aren't so afraid of Jem!"
  • Tyrone: "UGH!! Okay, if you guys are gonna be like that, then my brain is NOT helping in this endeavor?! You will have to make a plan, BY YOURSELVES?! (Leaves) I'm going to stress eat at the carnival?!"
  • Meg: "..... Annnnnnd I think I just made our smartest member rage quit."
  • Feilong: To be fair, you were a little hard on him.
  • Meg: What, you Hadesians tend to REWARD the ones who make mistakes?
  • Feilong: One, watch the racism! Two, no, but you COULD be a little more compassionate. Even HE has trouble thinking straight in a situation like this. Could you really BLAME him for choosing the wrong words to say to Kyne?
  • Meg:... No.
  • Ororo: "Well, regardless, it might be for the best to let Tyrone cope when he's like this, smart folks, espeically telepaths, tend to be VERY irritable when their smarts are taken for granted."
  • Walt: "To be fair-"
  • Ororo: "Earnest mistakes aside! Besides, I think a lot of that was ALSO leftover stress from how the Catamount thing went and his brain is just in maximum overdrive in thinking. Tyrone can, get like that when stress and his large brain meet."
  • Scarlett: "Actually, maybe Tyrone being absent would make it easier for Tri-Boy to let us in-"
  • Feilong: "He'll still keep you out for negative association."
  • Ororo: "Ugh, figures. We're on our own then. Guess we'll figure out how to break into Kratos' capital ourselves."
  • Flechette: Ahem! Perhaps I can be of assistance.
  • Tane: Really?
  • Flechette: Yes.
  • Tane: REALLY?!
  • Flechette: (Sighs)
  • Scarlett: Can't we just call Algor?
  • Flechette: Afraid not. With Fokker around, that MIGHT be a problem. Should either he or Pict have full reason to suspect us here, he CAN also sense transmissions and trace them to their source, so that will alert Pictor to all of you, get you all accused of harboring fugitives, dubbed traitors, and ruin everything.
  • Meg: Well THAT certainly would've been nice to know earlier.
  • Walt: Possht mail, then?
  • Flechette: Pictor tends to investigate messages FROM there too.
  • Walt: "Not even private mail?"
  • Feilong: Pict isn't much for privacy nor warrants when it comes to going after something or SOMEONE! Guys, there's NO way you're contacting Algor, inside or out, all thanks to your telepath friend and Talona. Any attempts could lure Pictor and Fokker to us and by extension should they start getting suspicious, and with how much Kratos-Hades PR is at risk, you CAN'T afford that. Even the best-case scenario of Hadesians just going back into isolation isn't the most ideal end result in the world, if we're lucky that's all she wrote!
  • Ororo: Then how are we supposed to help you? Algor is the ONE person we can trust to help you with your home, and if we can't get to him, we're not getting to Jem! And if we can't get to Jem, nothing gets done!
  • Flechette:... (Sighs)... Then we must take care of this ourselves. Feilong?
  • Feilong: I don't know, Bexley. With TITUS capable of locating ANYONE with his own powers, AND with Pictor capable of alerting people if he gets the SLIGHTEST clue we're here, we're pretty much in a huge pit.
  • Flechette: We'll HAVE to risk it. Times have changed, so we must change accordingly. The Soterians NEED us!
  • Scarlett: Well, the Lodgers ARE doing their part. Maybe THEY can pull a few strings?
  • Flechette: Like you said, Pictor CAN pry the information out of the RIGHT Lodgers when he gets the instinct.
  • Ororo: She's right, guys, we have to play this carefully.
  • Tane: CAREFULLY?! THINGSAREGETTINGPROBLEMATICEVERYSECOND!! HOWTHEHELLAREWESUPPOSEDTOHELPTHESEGUYSIFTHESTAKESKEEPGETTINGHIGHER?!
  • Walt: Tane, they sshhaid they'll take care of Algor for usshh. Though that begssh the quesshhtion. what do WE do while you help out with Algor?
  • Flechette: You simply take a needed break to clear yourselves of this stress in the carnival or something, like the telepath. Pictor won't suspect you if you're acting innocent.
  • Walt: What about Kyne? He could asshk him about what we MIGHT know about you guysshh and-
  • Meg: Walt, they're right. This stress is clearly drifting our ability away. Besides, I don't think Kyne suspects anything. Far as he knows, Fei and Flech are nowhere NEAR here, and we don't know ANYTHING about them.
  • Feilong: "It also helps that Kyne doesn't even LIKE Pictor. Kyne kinda considers Pict to be a joke, even for how good he is. Not a fan of that ego. Kyne and Pict get along as well as ancestry dinos."
  • Scarlett: "Well hey, that helps too if Kyne thinks Pict isn't worth his time."
  • Flechette: True. The only reason Pictor is still with the Agile Division is because his skills are FAR too vital to give up. His ability to be immune to ANY powers including his own are a great asset, and trust me, there IS no removing THAT power, even for your Super Ops.
  • Tane: HE'SEVENIMMUNETOTHEPOWERGUNS?!? WHATTHEHELL?!
  • Ororo: OH MY ZEUS, TANE, WILL YOU JUST CALM DOWN ALREADY?!?
  • Tane: I'MTRYING, BUTIJUSTKEEPFINDINGEXCUSESTOFREAKOUTAGAIN!!!
  • Flechette: Well, just go out and do something unrelated. We'll handle Algor. Speaking directly to Jem may be difficult cause of her reason of clinging on to Kemisum is for personal reasons, regardless of how much she may be detached from it, likely not helping that her followers gave her false expectations of us being a danger to her and alas, she has yet a serious reason to distrust such claims, but Algor seems to be the PERFECT balance.
  • Feilong: But there's one problem. Jem, is all-powerful. Chances are, like with any Omni-Sup, there's no surprising or being a secret to her.
  • Flechette: There is if it involves a romance. Feilong, just... Trust me on this, okay? We HAVE to do whatever we can for our people!
  • Feilong:... Alright. I trust you.
  • Flechette: Move out! (The two skittered away)
  • Tane:... They'resoadorablewhentheyskitterawayinthoseCUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUTEforms!
  • Ororo: TANE?!... *Deep breath*... Well, you heard them, JCs.
  • Scarlett: Okay, that's abit of a pet peeve with that word! It's JT! As in Justic Teens! How did people even get that wrong?
  • Meg: Well 'Justic' isn't even a word. I couldn't really find an adjective relating to justice.
  • Ororo: MAY I FINISH?!
  • Scarlett:... Sorry. Long as we're clear about us being abbreviated right.
  • Ororo:... You heard the two. We deserve a breather after all this stress boiling around us. And we should start by apologizing to Tyrone. They were right. Maybe we WERE a little too hard on him for his... Poor move with Kyne. It's obvious we have no ability getting around that guy, short of actually fighting him and risk an international incident unless the dude was suspected of something bad, but as far as we can tell, he's at worse just being a jerk who's doing his job within reason. Tyrone can't help but to think like he does. The stress gets to even the smartest of telepaths.
  • Tane: I'MINALREADY!! IT'SMUCHBETTERTHANSTRESSINGOUTWITHTHISCRAP!!!
  • Walt: I couldn't agree more at thisshh point. Let's vamoose.

The Temple's Garden.

  • Algor and Jem were seen together in the garden.
  • Jem: "Ya got an obvious backyard here, Al. It really gets my mind off of everything. From politics to worrying about the Kemism Haters my peeps kept warning me about."
  • Algor: "Of course, I- Wait, Kemism Haters? I thought Hadesians were fully unanimous on your father's philosophy."
  • Jem: "Well, like I said back at our crater earlier before, it wasn't flying with some people anymore, and, based on what I'd been told, the Soterians are kinda among the worse ones. I've been told they basically want me dead to get rid of Kemism."
  • Algor: "..... Well depends, was this from Talona and/or your Soothsayer, or Kyne and Titus?"
  • Jem: "50/50, though the dead part is from Kyle and Titty, but I mostly figure they're just being worse case scenarioers, but.... The Soterians have been giving Hades a lot of crud for some time now. And I'm told the most dangerous is this Sinornithosaurus and Pterorynchus duo called Flecthette and Feilong. They were said to have cheated the system even despite the fact that they didn't met the requirements. They'd stolen powers to have them on without proper approval and violated Kemism that way."
  • Algor: "Well, what did they fail in?"
  • Jem: "Soters were said to have made a lot of stupid calls in the past by what Titty told me."
  • Algor:... Well, the name does seem a little misleading. The name is supposed to belong to the Greek spirit of safety, salvation, deliverance, and preservation from harm.
  • Jem: Well, Moira said they're not bad people. They just do bad things because they don't have a choice. But besides the point, because they had a bad government that ended up turning it into a criminal breeding ground and that it had leaders that bad-mouthed my father in the past. Thus, the morals of that city didn't match the Kemism way and stuff. SO it couldn't be helped those two weren't approved for the measure. I pity their wanting to prevent the crooks from just doing whatever they want, but, their people's government rejected Kemism and had all those criminals to start with. And for all we know, those two could've been a part of the problem too."
  • Algor: "..... I see. I know I said before that I want us to separate a bit after this, but, I feel more inclined to be closer to you now."
  • Jem: "Thanks Al. Granted, I've been assured that the Soters have no ability to ever get up here, but, I'm giving ya a heads up in advance of, surprises, okay?"
  • Algor: "And I appreciate this. And for this, I will never bring myself to trust a word from any Soter in the surface. (Flechette and Feilong, watching this from inside a vent, were discouraged that they were too late and were painted in a bad light, as they crawled away) Anything or anyone that brings woe to you, brings woe to me. I will always be by your side."
  • Jem: ".... (Hugs Algor) Means the world to me, Al."

Back Outside the temple grounds.

  • Flechette: "(Slashes a tree) GRRR?! CURSE THAT TITUS MAKING JEM THINK WE'RE DANGEROUS?!'
  • Feilong: "Well great! Now Algor thinks WE'RE the bad guys because of Titus and Kyne giving Jem the impression that we're just a bunch of mindless Kemism Haters out to hurt her! Now he's never gonna listen to us! We'd exposed ourselves to Kratosians for nothing! There's no saving Soter now, so, we're gonna have to consider moving to a new home now and just give up!"
  • Flechette: NO! WE DO NOT GIVE UP! TANKETTE IS COUNTING ON US!!
  • Feilong: THIS WAS OUR LAST SHOT, BEXLEY!! NOW IT'S BEEN TAKEN FROM US!!!... Maybe... Maybe we WERE wrong. I don't think Kemism is gonna go away, any time soon.
  • Flechette: WHAT?! Romana, how can you say that after they screwed us BOTH over?!
  • Feilong: Oh like defying Kemism, archaic and flawed as it currently is, has worked out SO MUCH BETTER?! Because at this point, I don't see-
  • Flechette: ROMANA! There IS nowhere else to live! The surface brings too much risk now, and we can't live underground with things getting too compromised!
  • Feilong: THEN WE FAILED!!! THERE'S NOTHING WE CAN DO!! KEMISM WON! Period!... I'll call Tankette and bring the bad news.
  • Flechette: YOU'RE NOT DOING ANY SUCH THING, ROMANA! WE ARE NOT-
  • Feilong: OPEN YOUR EYES, BEXLEY!!! Jem is NEVER going to support us, and now, neither will ALGOR!... If Kyne hadn't kept those teens out, he would've been supporting us by now! Or, at the least, gave Jem much due nuance without Kyne's and Titus' bias painting us in a bad light! BUT NOOOOOOOO, THE TELEPATH HAD TO GO AND MAKE JEM'S FOLLOWERS THINK HE'S A MINDLESS JERKWAD ABOUT HER BEING AN OMNI-SUP! And because they know about us and told about us to NOT ALWAYS RELY ON NORMALS, this thing was over before it started! I told you we should've stayed away from those teens! We should've stuck to the plan of just directly getting to Algor and NOT slow us down with talking to those dysfunctional brats! Now all we did was endanger their reputation, if not risk Hadesians and Kratosians to go back to staying away from each other, IN THE BEST CASE SCENARIO?!
  • Flechette: Romana!
  • Feilong: NO! It's OVER! Soteria, is FINISHED!
  • Flechette: I don't want to escalate this, Romana, but if you were really my friend, you'd never give up on the people we swore to protect!
  • Feilong: But at what cost? We had to commit crimes to help them! We have the best hero on the Hades side after us, Jem thinks we're just a duo of psychopaths thanks to Titus and Kyne, and now Algor thinks so too because you made us waste time in trying to ask those teens to do it even INSPITE of how much Jem's Followers were distrusting to them BECAUSE OF THE TELEPATH?! It's clearly taken its toll, and if you were really MY friend, you'd know when to give up!
  • Flechette: AND BRING DISHONOR TO EVERYTHING WE STAND FOR?! ABSOLUTELY NOT!
  • Feilong: It'd be MORE dishonorable to continue a failing mission and end up being failures that way anyway! There's no shame in cutting your losses when things aren't looking good! Flechette, we-
  • Flechette: NO!
  • Feilong: YES! It's clear this is a lost cause!
  • Flechette: There's NO such thing as a lost cause!
  • Feilong: Well, the situation getting to the point that now Algor thinks we're dangerous is QUITE contradictory evidence?!! I'm DONE fighting this fight! So, I hate to say this, but you'll have to choose. It's the Soterians or me!
  • Flechette: "...... Ro, please don't make me choose, I don't want to lose either."
  • Feilong: ".... Then at least stand back and let me do this so I DON'T have to, okay?"
  • Flechette was forced to back off.....
  • Feilong: "...... (Pulls out communication)...... Hello, Tankette? (Sighs)...... You're not gonna like this. Because of Flechette making me "Improvise" again, well..... We're exposed to a dysfunctional team of teen heroes and it ended up wasting our time and now..... Algor's given an unflattered light of Soter by Jem while under Kyne's and Titus's bias. We can't use the wedding to bring change anymore. Kemisum, may as well last till the end of time now, and- (Angry sounding radio garble was heard)! Now now now, Tank, remember your blood pressure, and- (The Angry Garble continued)!...... Right, we got the message. (The contact ends)...... Tank said we have to go back to Soter immediately and get everyone into evacuation."
  • Flechette was silent.......
  • Feilong: "...... Look, we, tried, okay?.... Now let's disappear and get out of here while the going's good. And for crud's sake, let's NOT go back to those teenagers, okay? We have done enough with them!"
  • Flechette: "..... Fine......"
  • The duo ran into the shadows and disappeared.....

Back at the Carnival.

  • Tyrone:... Thanks guys. I feel better already.
  • Ororo: Heh. Who knew a small game of telepathball would cheer you up? (Tyrone used telekinesis to throw the ball into many interchanging hoops and got tickets from it)
  • Pictor and Fokker were seen looking at the JCs.
  • Pictor: "Ah, there they are. I want to be able to personally thank the JCs for giving me a chance to deal with, a bemusing warm-up at best with Neverfinder."
  • Fokker: "Fair enough."
  • Boss Wolf: (He saw this)... HEY YOU!
  • Pictor:.... Me?
  • Boss Wolf: YES, YOU! You look like the kind of guy who can survive ANYTHING! How would you like to be in THIS?! (He showed a torture device) THE DUMMY BOY 2000?!?
  • (Lord Shen): HEY, IS THAT MY OLD TORTURE DEVICE?!?
  • Boss Wolf: (Clenched teeth) JUST WORK WITH ME!!!
  • Pictor:... Eh, I got a few minutes.
  • Fokker: Pictor?
  • Pictor: COME ON, FOKKER, LET ME HAVE THIS ONE!! I WANNA SHOW THE PEOPLE ON THIS SURFACE WHAT INDESTRUCTIBLE STUFF I'M MADE OF!!!
  • Fokker: I'm PRETTY sure invincibility and power immunity aren't the same thing.
  • Pictor: Pssh, I'm sure THAT is why they can think safely. LET'S DO THIS, BABY!!!
  • Boss Wolf: GOOD CHOICE, MY FRIENDS!!
  • Lord Shen: What the SHENLONG are you doing, Boss Wolf?
  • Boss Wolf: HEY, LET ME HAVE THIS!!!
  • Lord Shen: EXCUSE ME?!?
  • Boss Wolf: "(Quietly) It's Pictor?!"
  • Lord Shen remembers what they were needed to do.
  • Lord Shen: "..... AHEM! I mean, good gentlemen, this device is quite the wonderful machine."
  • Pictor: "Interesting that it resembles a medieval rack, though. If not, looking older than that."
  • Boss Wolf: "That's part of the illusion, bro! (Straps Pictor in) It's gonna be a MESS of fun!"
  • The JCs were looking on at the development.
  • Tyrone: "(Quietly) At least the Lougers know what they're doing."
  • Ororo giggled abit. But then, something caught her eye as she sees, to her curiosity, Flecthette & Feilong, still disguised, running off into the alley and leaving the area.
  • Ororo was confused by that and gestured the others to see this as well, in which had Tane instantly grab the group and zoomed off before anyone noticed!

Prometheon Outskirts.

  • Flechette and Feilong were back to their proper forms and were still moving forth!
  • Ororo's voice: "Flech, Feilong, wait!"
  • The duo saw the JCs coming for them!
  • Feilong: "Oh not them?! Let's lose'em!"
  • The duo ran off, surprising the JCs.
  • Ororo: "Wait, are they, running from us?"
  • Tyrone: "(Uneased again).... Something isn't RIGHT!!"
  • Scarlett: "Well I guess this means we need to get our answers then!"
  • Meg: "Follow those Dinos! (They ran after them, and after a comedic chase they pinned them)... Guys, where are you going? I thought you were going to go talk to Algor! (The two shapeshifted into ankylosaurs, getting them all to epic Tom scream)"
  • Pictor:... What was that?
  • Boss Wolf: THAT WAS YOUR ADORING FANS!! THEY'RE EATING YOU UP LIKE A T-REX IN A HUNK OF MEAT!!!
  • Pictor: "...... Okay then! I completely trust your opinion, normal I just met now."
  • Back to where the JCs are seen now fighting the duo!
  • Scarlett: "Okay, time out?! Where is this aggression at us is coming from?!"
  • Feilong: "By all means, we don't want to hurt you, but circumstances have changed?!"
  • Walt: "Soooooo..... Talking to Algor didn't went well?"
  • Flechette: "THAT IS NO LONGER YOUR CONCERN?! WE NEVER SHOULD'VE SHOWN OURSELVES TO YOU?! (Lashes out at the group as they dodged!)!"
  • Ororo: "Please talk to us and tell us what happened?!"
  • Feilong: "IF SHE SAID NONE OF YOUR BUSINESS, THEN IT'S NONE OF YOUR BUSINESS?!"
  • Walt: "Actually she said "That is no longer our concern"-"
  • Feilong: "POTATO PO-TA-TO?!"
  • Walt: "Who even SAYS Po-Ta-T- (The Teens get smacked by the duo) OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO?!"
  • The Teens crashed down into the bushes, as the duo retreated into the woods and were out of sight!
  • Ororo: "(Groans), What, what happened?"
  • Tyrone: "Precisely why we shouldn't trust obvious political opponents?!"
  • Scarlett: "Honestly, I'm at a cross of either those two are just con artists looking for an easy steal from the temple, or simply something went wrong and the two are cutting their losses."
  • Meg: "Well, either way, those two clearly don't want to face us cause of it. Let's try to give them the benefit of the doubt and assume that Algor didn't get a good representation of them from Jem, likely cause she doesn't have a good representation from Kyne and Titus."
  • Tane: "Welpwefailed."
  • Walt: "Well that was pointless."
  • Ororo: "..... Ugh! It's all that Kyne's fault?! If he hadn't stood in the way-"
  • Meg: "To be fair, it's hard to say if things would've been any better. Jem would probably still give a bad representation of those two even if Kyne was the WORSE bodyguard ever and just lets us in even INSPITE of knowing that Tyrone was a harsh critic!"
  • Tyrone: "Annnnnnnnd my good mood's ruined again. Regardless of their reasons, it makes them cowards that they went through all this trouble of showing themselves to us for NOTHING?! I vote we never trust those two again on anything!"
  • Ororo: "Ahem! I vote we INSTEAD, just let them go at the least. I'm guessing that, based on what Flech said, they weren't even MEANT to show themselves to us. I'm guessing that Flech has a habit of making unplanned improvisations on missions. I'm guessing that cause we were closest to Algor, ergo we are known to him whereas she and Fei were likely not even known up until Jem told Algor now about them, that it would make their mission of getting Algor's attention easier if we were the ones to do it."
  • Tyrone: "Oh, so they hijacked our aims to try and amend the wounded heart of an Omni-Sup so to basically hijack the wedding against Kemisum?! YA KNOW THAT MAKES THEM LOOK WORSE, RIGHT?!"
  • Ororo: "To be fair, that wasn't meant to make them LOOK bad?! They were just desperate for help!"
  • Tyrone: "That's just it! Even if they weren't malevolent in this, it still screams dishonest to me?! So either way, yeah, I'll side with you on STAYING AWAY FROM THOSE TWO?! In fact, if they show up AGAIN, I'll be the first one to get Pict's attention?! (Goes forth to leave) I'm going to the carnival to play telepathball again!"
  • Meg: "..... I, guess we need to cool down about this again."
  • The dejected JCs proceed to return back to the city.
  • Iguanodon:... (He left)

Meanwhile...

  • Iguanodon: You were right, sir. The Soterian Dragon and her friend fled when they saw hope was lost.
  • Iguanodon #2: That ability to randomize powers every 12 hours REALLY played well for us. (A silhouette was seen and it was revealed to be Kyne)
  • Kyne: And just in time to. The ability to see multiple futures went away the MOMENT those two left. Now I have the right power in its place: telehypnosis.
  • Iguanodon #2:... What's that?
  • Kyne: The ability to control people through touch. I'll need it now that the people who would've posed the WORST threat to my plans is out of the picture. But getting it out of the way, using it on Jem and the Kratosian Komodo would be TOO obvious, and/or potentially pointless since Jem's an Omni-Superior and might have a power to counter it, and that the lizard's..... WELL HE'S COVERED IN METAL?! Kinda hard for this kind of power to work with.... That and his psychic shield.
  • Iguanodon 3: "Soooooooo, what ARE you gonna use that power for then, boss?"
  • Kyne: "Whenever it becomes convenient to do so. Just the matter of the right target."
  • Iguanodon 4: "Sir, I'm sorry if I sound paranoid, but, I know Flech and her little birdy are out of the picture NOW, but, it wouldn't hurt to make sure it STAYS that way beyond allowing Jem time to talk about them to Algor in a bad light."
  • Kyne: "..... Hehehehe. And obviously you granted my inspiration of what to do next. About time I get that stupid egomaniac Pictor back to work on what he is SUPPOSED to be doing! He IS supposed to be going after her after all!"
  • Iguanodon #1: So, we're going to make sure he takes care of them?
  • Kyne: Precisely. Those two are DANGEROUS! If they are allowed to help these manipulative idiots, then my plan to honor Kem by spreading his influence across the world will be RUINED! All we have to do is, INCREDIBLY simple. I sway Pictor and Fokker to go after them.
  • Iguanodon #4:... How is HE a good use for your new ability? He IS immune to all superpowers.
  • Kyne: Which is why his EGO is more tangible. I just basically have to talk about how much glory protecting the wedding from the Soterian Bandit would bring and that's all she wrote for that idiot. But Fokker? He could be trickier. It isn't a secret to him that I HATE HIS MISERABLE EXCUSE FOR A FRIEND'S GUTS?! Sure, Pict BARELY listens to Fokker on just about everything else, but anything involving ME is kinda the exception.  Which' is why I need you boys to make it that Pict is separated from Fokker so I can be able to work things better.
  • Iguanodon 1: "Sure thing, though it's not like he's not familiar with us."
  • Kyne: "No problem. He doesn't have a thing against Titus AS badly as me. I can ask that Sudo-Rex to instruct Fokker to want to have a private conversation about the accomplishment in busting this "Neverfinder" guy."
  • Iguanodon 2: "And you want us to make sure that occurs, right? No problem."

Chapter 3: The Underground World of Hades

Chapter 4: Jem's Secret Past

Chapter 5: Colonel Kyne's Betrayal

Chapter 6: The Battle For True Peace

Epilogue

Hades suddenly appears

  • Hades: Hey, Scroopy, what was with the chapters here? "The Underground World of Hades"? Hello, did I get a call? Did I give the Kratosians permission to use my name? No, I did not. Okay, word of warning, I know ALL the lawyers. Just wanted to let you know that.
  • (Scroopfan): "Oy. Here we go again."
  • (MSM): You DO know there's PLENTY of things in the world and fictional world named after you.
  • (Scroopfan): "Well yeah. Your name is pretty much public domain territory. Neither you NOR Disney have exclusive rights to Greek Mythology."
  • (MSM): If anything, you should be proud people are naming things after you. I mean, it makes you remembered.
  • Hades: "........ Toushe, wise guys. Tou, shhhhhhhhe."
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