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*Pred: "And no doubt everyone's gonna start loving him now he's actselly gonna take friendship seriously.... It's strange, and very hard for me to say it, but..... He....... He sounded....... Legit...... He sounded like, he meant it. I.... I never felt that way about a mythic beast before, espeically not a draconioous. Did that alien leopard hit me harder then I thought?"
 
*Pred: "And no doubt everyone's gonna start loving him now he's actselly gonna take friendship seriously.... It's strange, and very hard for me to say it, but..... He....... He sounded....... Legit...... He sounded like, he meant it. I.... I never felt that way about a mythic beast before, espeically not a draconioous. Did that alien leopard hit me harder then I thought?"
 
*Chain: "I know he'd hit me very hard. Owwie, I don't think I can sit for a month now."
 
*Chain: "I know he'd hit me very hard. Owwie, I don't think I can sit for a month now."
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*Fluttershy: Guys, nopony blames you for what you did to Discord.
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*Sparx: Oh, I do! Speak for yourself!
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*Everyone: SPARX!!!
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*Sparx: I TAKE IT BACK!!!
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*Fluttershy: But that doesn't mean we hate you so much. What we don't like is that you're confused about whether these other-worldly beings are to be trusted or not. Especially since Malevolent Flames had an impact on your life, as well as your daughters' lives. We still care about you, (To the Lodgers) RIGHT?
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*Sandy: Well, yeah.
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*Shenzi: Sure.
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*Tulio: I guess.
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*Dr. Cockroach: Sorta.
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*Fluttershy: Besides, these guys aren't really like Malevolent. They've rescued your home countless times since they first crash-landed here.
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*Icky: And it left me injured for a while. I think I can still feel some of it in my body.
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*Private: Besides, who were those guys that attacked us and forced us to land here?
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*SpongeBob: I don't know, but let's hope we never see them again.
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*Pred: Well, I still don't trust you guys, but I can at least be thankful for saving our lives from that dreaded dragon Qui. Besides, why is that dark purple dragon so obsessed with her?
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*Cynder: Because I think she's part of my past, and part of the reason why I winded up becoming Dark Cynder, meeting Spyro, then the other stuff that is said to be history. I don't know for sure, but I'll find out some day.
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*Fluttershy: Uh, don't you still have that Alicorn Potion that those 'strangers' you mentioned earlier gave to you?
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*Cynder: Yes. Ignitus already has it stored in the Dragon Temple in my room. I don't think I should try it out until another time. Twilight already had it activated.
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*Sparx: Well, why don't you try it out now?
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*Everyone: Yeah!
   
 
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Discord's Dilemma

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Discord's Dilemma is the 19th Episode of the 2nd Season of the SpongeBob and Friends Adventures Chronicles series. When it was discovered that Discord was responsible for the spreading plant attack that caused quite a mess, he became slightly unpopular. It doesn't help to make Shen a gloating jerk that he was right about Discord, even though he did it back when he was evil. Pred and the Sisters (Who don't have that big of a role this time around and are just here to segway this from The Tallest Talltales EVAH!) dedicated themselves to try and destroy Discord, but thanks to his unpredicability and just dumb luck in general (Via Lougers and the Mane 6), it only ends with them being humiliated. To make matters worse, without the Elements of Harmony, the villain teams attack in order to get the Tree of Harmony for various reasons depending on the team. Independent Villains would routinely appear in Equestia and try to conquor it. However, Darkness Qui, who's going to try to play dirty, is also in the game, and plans to use the public's newfound dissatisfaction on Discord to her advantage, regardless of her ignoring Celisus, Narcotic and even QP's warnings, that taking advantage of Discord's misfortune without such requirement will only end in trouble for her in the form of Cynder after what happened last time. But Qui, being a determined hothead, won't listen to reason and drags them along against their will until she eventually learns the hard way. She first targets Discord's parents, King Wacky and Queen Pranks, in their kingdom of Draconequua, who are gravely embarassed after Discord's half-accidents made them and their entire race look bad, and feel it was all their fault for not informing this to the Celestial family for thousands of years. Thanks to re-learning corruption magic from a mysterious stranger, Qui corrupts them into forgeting their ways of peace and happiness, and cause the entire Draconequus nation to go right back into spreading chaos, attempting to convince the grief-stricken Discord into leading the attack, and become part of the Villain League again, making Team Nefarious, The Dragon Scourage Empire, and various independent villains present know the power of Qui, and join the League and her to finally form a new Villains Act. And to make matters even more worse, even though they still have the Old Ones for Lightning Dust and her friends, they are not as powerful anymore with the absence of the Originals, and the situations are too dire to go on a scavenger hunt for the keys to the mysterious box. So, the Lodgers suggest that until the keys are found, the only way to stop Qui's plan is to briefly use the Original Elements. But when they realize that Qui has had Narcotic genetically mutate some plunder seeds and use them to make the quest difficult, they'll have to move fast. However, this isn't going to be Qui's day yet again when Cynder smells a rat, three rats in the form of an Alternate UUniversal dragon, turkey, and octopus to be exact, plus a robotic robo-dragon controled by a virus, decides to take matters into her own hands yet again like she did back in Love and Truths and go after Qui again, this time with Lord Shen and Riku assisting her. But not before she asks a certain Nega-Cheshire Cat to ensure that the quest progresses smoothy for our heroes, render the Draconequus nation's corruption a paradox with Qui's re-learning on corruption magic backfiring on her and have Qui's luck to turn horribly against her while with Zecora's help, and also learn more of Cynder's origins by allowing Cynder to use a secret weapon which Qui's plan for the Tree of Harmony have given her no choice but to use: Her inner avatar which when is actavated while in Avatar state, Cynder's powers will become intensly strong, they'll be capable of rendering even Darkness Qui weaken in fear and even send her on a long way trip to the Realm of Darkness for eternity like Celestia's banishment of Nightmare Moon. But there is a terrible catch: If Cynder uses her inner Avatar, she'll become a resident of the Dark realm as well. Yeah, Cynder may have to sacrifice being with the lougers and in the Realm of Light, but stopping Qui from messing with Discord, his entire kind and the Tree of Harmony and banishing her to the Dark Realm will deffinetly be worth the risk, but at the same time hopefully Qui will chicken out like last time and surrender and turn tail and run again! And things get even worse when the Copper Gang interfears with Qui's plan, most likely asked by Spongebob to help Cynder's group anyway they can until Saldaron finishes the time altering and weaken her to a state where she will be forced to flee and truly begins planning to do in Spyro and Spongebob. Can Cynder, Riku and Shen keep Qui and her goons occupied, even surpass an even worse plan of Qui's concerning the Tree of Harmony until Saldaron's work is complete and Karma blows up in Qui's face?

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Intro (Eurobeat Brony- Discord- The Living Tombstone (Remix))

Discord- Eurobeat Brony-The Living Tombstone- (Remix) Lyrics

Discord- Eurobeat Brony-The Living Tombstone- (Remix) Lyrics

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Chapter 1: Pred's Humiliation...Again!/Pred and the Sisters get captured by returning foes and monsterious plants/Discord framed/Qui crashes the party.

Sugarcube Corner

  • The Lougers awoke.
  • Fluttershy: "(Yawns), Morning everyone... Morning Discord..... Discord? Where's Discord?"
  • The sound of an anrgy mob is heard.
  • Mob: "DEATH TO DISCORD, DEATH TO DISCORD, DEATH TO DISCORD?!"
  • Applejack: "Do y'all hear that?"
  • Spongebob: "You mean, the sound of an anrgy mob screaming for Discord's demise?"
  • Po: "Hey, ya don't think....."
  • ???: THEY'VE FOUND ME!!! (Discord appears)
  • Discord: It's that dumb xenophobe Pred and his sisters! They've found me! It took me since this morning to escape from them. They did horrible things to me. Too bad for them I was able to get the key to their magical cage, and escape, and warn you guys.
  • Shifu: And you basically led an angry mob here by appearing in public, and blowing your cover, didn't you?
  • Discord: Well...yeah.
  • Fluttershy: I'm sure I can handle this.
  • Rainbow Dash: ARE YOU INSANE?!? They'll never listen to you since you're his well-known friend. Plus, I don't know how pissed he's gonna be if he knows you were the one who reformed him.
  • Mantis: Oh, they know. I can hear Sharp-Pay cussing her butt off about her right now.
  • Sharp-Pay: (From outside) ***************MOTHER***********DOUCHE BAG!!!
  • Fluttershy:...Okay, I knew she had stress overloads before, but I know she would never talk about me like that.
  • Discord: WHAT'RE WE GONNA DO, GUYS?!? WHAT'RE WE GONNA DO?!? WHAT'RE WE GONNA DO?!?!?!?!
  • Sparx: (Dubbed as Eddy Valiant) What's all this 'we' stuff? They just want the Draconequus.
  • Icky: "Guys, we're fine as long as they can't get in."
  • Axe-rella's voice: "TEAR DOWN THE FRONT DOOR!"
  • The sound of wood breaking was heard.
  • Icky: "Me and my big beak..."
  • Hooves are breaking down the bedroom door.
  • Lougers scream!
  • Patrick: "STAND BACK, I GOT A CHAINSAW?!"

(Like this video.)

I got a chainsaw

I got a chainsaw

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  • Patrick: Well, I've done all I can do.
  • Squidward facepalms!
  • The bedroom door was struck down!
  • The Mob floods the room!
  • Discord screams!
  • Discord: "You lougers are heroes, stop them!?"
  • ???: "Don't think about it!?"
  • Shineflare and the Unicorn council appeared.
  • Shineflare: "We have the legel approveal from the Galactic Federation to punish, persicute, and pubicly displayed like a criminal as we please. It saids so in THIS paper! (Shows them the legel document)!"
  • Mr. Krabs: "Full rights given to Unicorn Council and Pred Judu Des, to punish Discord as they see fit, by- THE GRAND COUNCIL WOMAN VAINIANA?!"
  • Shineflare: "Yes, that means, you alien misfits, and the gross faverers that is the elements of harmony barers, or, WERE, the barers, are legally FORBIDDEN TO INTERFEAR?! Discord has commited a crime again Equestia by Galactic ruling, and now, he will be punished as the monster he is, and if you aliens and/or monster lovers DARE interfear, YOUR GOING TO PRISON 42 for aiding and abetting A VILLAIN LEAGER?!"
  • Squidward: "WHAT?!"
  • Po: "WHAT?!"
  • The 5: "WHAT!?"
  • Shifu: "WHAT?!"
  • Kaa: "WHAT?!"
  • Shineflare: "YOU HEARD RIGHT, NOW TURN OVER DISCORD TO US, NOW?!"
  • Applejack: "..... Well, (gulps), if Vainiana said it was ok, then... (Sighs in defeat.), We plumb don't have an opition."
  • The Others looked down in defeat.
  • Pred and the Sisters trapped Discord in anti-choas chains!
  • Shineflare: "Not so great NOW to be cheated through legal tecnecally now, IS IT?! (LAUGHS INSANELY), I WIN?! I WIN?! I WIIIIIIN?!"

Later.

  • Discord was chained to a crusifix.
  • Pred Judu Des: "Today, my good ponies of ponyville, we begin the traditional ponyville punishing of the sinner, by having him chained to a crusifix, and then, we throw rocks and rotten vegitables at him?! Then, we shall banished him into everfree, forbidding him to ever return?!"
  • The Mob cheers!
  • Shineflare: "And now, may ye of good faith and of pony nature, CAST THE FIRST STONE OR ROTTEN PRODUCE?!"
  • Discord: "AW COME ON, DON'T I GET A TRAIL OR SOME-"
  • Shineflare: SILENCE! (All the ponies begin throwing rocks and other stuff at him)
  • Discord: Okay, this is SO not fair! I DEMAND A TRIAL!!!
  • Pred: Too bad, pal! Life isn't fair.
  • ???: HOLD IT!!! (Celestia and Luna teleport into the area) I want to know why you're giving Discord such an unfair punishment without a trial?
  • Shineflare: Celestia, this is not any of your business. This freak needs to pay the price for causing massive chaos on Ponyville. The Grand Councilwoman says so.
  • Luna: But Equestrian law states that we need to give him a fair trial before anything else. It wouldn't be fair if you punished him without one. Besides, you may not have heard Vainiana completely...

Earlier...

  • Grand Councilwoman: This creature of disaster will be facing severe punishment after a fair trial, and if the Shell Lodge should interfere, they must be punished as well. I won't have this guy causing anymore disasters on this peaceful world any longer.

Present

  • Shineflare:...Crap!
  • Discord: Well, don't YOU feel sheepish? So I deserve an apology right now!
  • Shineflare: In your dreams, you multi-crossed candy apple!
  • Pred: "(Frowns), Nice one, Shineflare. This is why I told you getting approveal from aliens will backfire on you in the end!"
  • Shineflare: "Ok, FINE?! He'll get his "trial", but I am pretty sure EVERYONE is highly against Discord, even his own kind! He violated his probaition, and may I add, costed us our only defence again ANY forces of evil, THANKS TO AN AWFUL PLANT INFESTATION!? Why, even your alien boyfriend, that hypocritcal genisiding Peacock would agree with us?! We have many witnesses that would comfirm that your simpleton plan to reform that, that, abomination, is a collessal failure?! The only people who would truely welcome him are those leager aliens under the rule of his fellow abomination Lord Cobra! This, MONSTER, DOES NOT DESERVE TO SIDE WITH THE SIDE OF LIGHT?! He's evil to the very rotten core of his, black, dark, evil, remorseless soul?!"
  • Discord: Well, that's a bit harsh, isn't it?
  • Luna: Witnesses or no witnesses, if they see the truth behind all this, then I don't think you're gonna be in a good situation. He did this long before he was reformed.
  • Pony #1: Are you kidding? He was watching me and my friend being strangled by the vines!
  • Discord: I saved you, didn't I?
  • Pony #2: Yeah, because Princess Twilight told you to! That doesn't count.
  • Celestia: Okay, he may not be completely reformed, but that doesn't mean he should be punished harshly for that. He needs a trial first, and a much more fair punishment than this. He's already gotten into trouble when he was sentenced to community service by his own homeland.
  • Shineflare: And he deserves it! But after causing more trouble, he deserves more.
  • Discord: Can we just get on with the trial already? I'm getting bored with this.
  • Pred: "SHUT IT, MONGREL?!"
  • Pred bucked Discord in the face!
  • Discord: "OWCH?!"
  • Shineflare: "But I demand the trail being done in my terms, and under MY rules! I don't want you, softie beastie loving alicorns to have ANY involvement in this! Discord is getting proper punishment, not another slap on the wrest, LIKE LAST TIME?!"
  • Discord: "Are you still scorn with that ONE amfibian on your mane, Shiney? Cause it was only a joke! It's not like I turned you into an ugly, warty boar or anything!"
  • Shineflare: "...... You did.... The last week, BEFORE THE PLUNDER WEEDS ATTACKED?!"
  • Luna and Celestia face-hooved.
  • Discord: "Oh yeah, (laughs), I remembered that now, that was hilarious! Personally, it fitted your nature and personally well."
  • Shineflare: (Stutters)...You see what I'm talking about? He laughs at other people's misery!
  • Celestia: Yeah, but--
  • Shineflare: But nothing! You are forbidden to be in this court, Celestia! Nothing is gonna convince me otherwise.
  • ???: What about us? (Nightus and Heavenslight appear)
  • Shineflare: Uh...(Gulps, and bows) Your highnesses. What-what-what're you doing here?!?
  • Nightus: We had a nice long chat with the Grand Councilwoman after hearing you were doing bad things again, and threatened to have heroes sent to prison. We talked some sense into her, and now she wants to make sure a fair trial is a fair trial, and NOT for some xenophobic pony to be given the chance to be acknowledged for the wrong-doings he has done in the past.
  • Heavenslight: So that means we know that you are gonna make sure this trial LOOKS fair, but is unfair in disguise. That's why the court must be watched by honest eyes all the way through. If you don't, then we'll have no choice but to take you out of office for good.
  • Shineflare: But he--
  • Heavenslight: Now, Shineflare!
  • Shineflare:...(Sighs) FINE! But I am NOT gonna be held reliable for this. When the guilty verdict is made, then we will make sure he will be given a fate far worse than being turned to stone.
  • Nightus: "Very well, but when Discord has been given a fair trail, AND a fair sentence, I want to have a private chat with you, the other council members, AND your xenophobic poster-ponies Pred and his daughters!"
  • Heavenslight: "And the lougers will make you won't try to cheat out of this, and make sure Pred and the Sisters will be around for that time."
  • Fluttershy: (Sighs in relief) Thank goodness Discord is gonna be fine.
  • Shineflare: Don't get your hopes up, zoophile!
  • Heavenslight: We're also gonna make sure this yellow pony testifies for Discord since she is his trusted friend.
  • Celestia: Thank you, mother.
  • Heavenslight: Well, we already knew from the start that she was just doing this to get payback for you, us, and the Shell Lodgers lousing her up before, and we wouldn't have it. I assure you that this trial will be fair. Discord will be acquitted even if it kills us.
  • Twilight: But you're immortal. You can't die.
  • Celestia: Well, not unless what happened at the Gala happens again.
  • SpongeBob: Besides, where is Lord Shen and BW? Is Shenny boy done scolding you for Discord's moves?
  • Celestia: Pretty much, yes. They'll be back soon.
  • Nightus: And I personally request that this 'Lord Shen' doesn't show up at this trial, because knowing him, he'll accidentally louse up the case since he still doesn't trust Discord. The wolf can make sure he doesn't come.
  • Luna: Yeah, he's not the brightest star in the sky when you think about it.
  • Celestia: "But he's a master of keeping Shen preoccupied. He offered to take Shen to vent in the royal garden."
  • Discord: Well, THAT'S a relief! I don't want that fan-butted bird showing up and getting me canned.
  • Pred: SHUT UP, CHIMERA-FACE!!! (Kicks Discord's nose)
  • Discord: OW!!!
  • Shineflare: Alright, take the trouble-maker away. He will be put into maximum security until the trial. (The ponies do that) And as for YOU, yellow one! (Points at Fluttershy) I don't want you talking to him for the remainder of his custody. If we catch you or any of the others sneaking on our restricted sectors, then you will have to answer to me.
  • Fluttershy: (Shivers in fear) Got it.
  • Shineflare: Good day to you all. See you at the trial. (Walks off with Pred and the sisters)
  • Axe-rella: We'll be watching you, Shell Losers! (Turns around)
  • Iago:...(Shrugs) I can't believe it! I just don't believe it! We've gotten into a great mess with the Galactic Feds, and we're actually risking our legacy to save a half-reformed cross-formed freak! Just forget it! Look at this, look at this, I'm so ticked off that I'm molting!
  • Merlin: "Pathince Iago. We have to understand that the Galactic Federation are very strict when it comes to things like Villains reforming, espeically if they're concerned about it being true or not. That is why they rotinely check progress in the Equestian Reforming monistairy."
  • Iago: Oh, THERE'S a big surprise.
  • Cynder: But I'm still worried that since the Elements of Harmony are gone, then Equestia will be swarming with villain invasions. All 3 villain teams will be attacking, the Villain League, the Dragon Scourge, Team Nefarious, even bold enough independent villains like...Qui.
  • Mr. Krabs: Well, what do we do, then?
  • Shenzi: Isn't it obvious, crab-cakes? Some of us have to protect Equestria from them while the rest of us keep an eye on Discord's trial.
  • Banzai: Yeah. It won't be that hard for us to do two things at once. We've done more than that before when we were fighting for Olympus. (Ed laughs)
  • Celestia: Well, you guys go ahead and plan. The trial will begin tomorrow. And if Lord Shen and Boss Wolf arrive, then tell BW to make sure Lord Shen doesn't interfere with the court. (All the Alicorns, except Twilight, teleport away)
  • SpongeBob:...(Takes a deep breath, and claps) Alright, Lodgers, I guess we'd better get started.

Canterlot

  • Lord Shen: (He and BW leave the place with BW carrying his belongings, and Shen looking angry) I swear to God, what gave Celestia the idea to reform a simple chaotic villain into a big dumb torturous jerk? I knew he would still be bad from the start, but nobody ever listened to me!
  • Boss Wolf: Sir, he wasn't completely responsible for this. He did it before he was reformed.
  • Lord Shen: I know, but I cannot forgive him for letting a simple accident go unknown until it was immediately stopped. It's like when the Good Witch of the East told Dorothy about the red shoes sending her back home, and never telling her about it BEFORE she went on to cry her ass off while watching an hourglass. THAT FREAK OF NATURE IS JUST FUCKED UP!!! IF I EVER SEE HIM AGAIN, I'LL SHOOT HIM TO KINGDOM COME WITH MY CANNONS! If there's ever a court against him, I'll glady give all statements on how he's untrustworthy, and doesn't deserve a second chance?! He should go back to being a garden orniment again, and sentenced to have all the birds of the world to poop on him!
  • Boss Wolf: Sir, that's kind of dark. If Princess Celestia heard that, she'd be very angry at you.
  • Lord Shen:...Yeah, you may be right. I respect what she does, but her choices just don't add up. Didn't she know that incidents like this would be imminent? It's just so obvious to depict when Discord could do something illogical and unnecessary. I mean, why would she choose to reform someone as incredibly obnoxious as Discord? It makes no sense.
  • Boss Wolf: I don't know, but he doesn't do evil anymore, does he?
  • Lord Shen: Still, I don't know what all of Equestria's gonna think of him now. You got the Transporter ready?
  • Boss Wolf: Yes, sir. (Opens the portal, and they step through into Ponyville, where they go to Sugarcube Corner to find it being repaired after the mob's attack)
  • Lord Shen: Good buttery God, what happened here?!?
  • Repair Pony #1: An angry mob damaged the place because that crazy Discord was hiding here. The Cakes are disappointed, but at least, from what I heard, they were able to put some foals to sleep with some bedtime stories.
  • Repair Pony #2: Thank Celestia he's being sent to court tomorrow. The Galactic Federation is making sure that justice be served on that bunghole.
  • Repair Pony #1: We would've had fun throwing rocks and tomatoes at him if it wasn't for the fact that we needed to have a fair trial.
  • Lord Shen: Wait a minute! Discord is being sent to court?
  • Repair Pony #1: Well, yeah!
  • Lord Shen:...(Makes a Grinch smile)
  • ???: SHEN! (The Lodgers arrive with the Mane 6)
  • Lord Shen: Well, there you guys are. Is it true Discord is getting his ass dragged to court?
  • Twilight: How did you know that?
  • Boss Wolf: The ponies over there told us.
  • Tulio: Yeah, all of Ponyville hates him after the Plunder Weed Invasion. The Galactic Federation even given legal right to Shineflare that we would be sent to prison for doing something.
  • Miguel: But we were at least lucky that Nightus and Heavenslight allowed us to watch the court to see that it plays fair with the poor guy.
  • Lord Shen: Oh, really? Are we allowed to testify as witnesses?
  • Icky: "With Shineflare in half control, only as long as it's very negitive to him."
  • Lord Shen: "Then SIGN ME U-"
  • Rainbow Dash: But Celestia's parents say that you're not allowed to come.
  • Lord Shen: WHAT?!?
  • Rainbow Dash: Oh, come on, I'm sure you know why. If Discord turns an apple into a taffy apple, you go "I KNEW YOU WERE STILL CORRUPT!!!" (Imitates a blast of his cannon)
  • Boss Wolf: They have a point, sir. You said before that if Discord went to court that you would be the biggest witness, didn't you?
  • Lord Shen:...(Everyone looks angrily at him after overhearing BW)...(Chuckles) That was fury talk! (Chuckles)
  • Shifu: Shen, we've decided that you cannot appear at the trial because we're afraid you'll louse it all up, and get Discord in trouble. He's already been troubled when his homeland sentenced him to community service for his past evil-doings.
  • Lord Shen: He deserved it!
  • Tigress: (Face palms herself) Oy!
  • Shifu: So we're making sure Boss Wolf keeps an eye on you.
  • Lord Shen: "Well what makes you sure Shineflare will invite me as a surprise witness? She has half control, does she?"
  • Tigress: "We're also ensuring that doesn't happen. We're attenting to keep Shineflare and Pred from cheating in a fair trail."
  • Lord Shen: You honestly think just because I don't trust Discord with my soul that I would have him punished for a crime he committed at the wrong time?
  • Icky: Well, yeah. You've got a serious case of anger issues against him.
  • Lord Shen: (Sighs) Very well. I shall not interfere.
  • Shifu: Boss Wolf must also supervise you at all times and stop anybody from tempting you to interfere in the court.
  • Boss Wolf: I'll make sure of it.
  • Lord Shen: Doesn't he follow my orders?
  • Bagheera: Shifu's one of the big bosses in this Lodge, you know that! So for now, we have to make sure he follows us for the moment.
  • Lord Shen: Well, fine. Good luck helping him if he is dubbed guilty.
  • Po: Well, thank goodness he won't be a problem.
  • Lord Shen: But what should I do?
  • Cynder: You can help some of us keep Equestria safe from possible villain invasions. Your cannons could be pretty useful.
  • Lord Shen: My cannons are ALWAYS useful. (Everyone looks at him)...What?

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  • (It is shown in the last few episodes how his cannons were ineffective)

Present

  • Lord Shen:...MOSTLY useful.
  • Cynder: "Good.... Cause, I'm afraid soon, Qui might already heard the news, and may already be among us."

Pred's Cottage.

  • Sharp-Pay: "Man, I can't WAIT for Discord to be found guilty!"
  • Chain: "Yeah! That mean, choas loving, meanie, is gonna get what's coming to him!"
  • Axe-Rella: "Assuming Celestia doesn't ruin it for us."
  • Hidden Shadow appeared, looking scared!
  • Hidden Shadow: "Sisters! Sisters! The aliens are among us, and they brought.... They brought.... They brought.... I, I need to warn father!"
  • Sharp-Pay: "What? What did those aliens do?"
  • Glass breaks!
  • Pred's voice: "WHAT THE BLOODY- GAAAAAAAAHHHH!?"
  • Sharp-pay: "Father?!"
  • Sharp-Pay zoomed into Pred's room, and sees the horror, of a familier vine wrapped around Pred, this time, it looked as if it was mutanted with features of familier monsters of the villain leage, mainly the Anaconda!
  • Sharp-Pay: "SISTERS! DAD'S IN TROUBLE, WE-"
  • Collective screams were heard!
  • Sharp-pay sees her sisters already captured by more vines!
  • Sharp-Pay: "Don't worry sisters, nothing is gonna stop me from rescueing you!"
  • ???: "Nothing, eh?"
  • Sharp-pay gasps, and sees Tai-Lung!
  • Tai Lung: "I wouldn't nessersarly say that now, would I?"
  • Tai Lung nerves atacks Sharp-Pay, as she let's out a sound barrior breaking scream!

Ponyville.

  • Everyone was un-nerved by the sudden scream!
  • Mayor Mare: "What on earth?!"
  • Discord in a rack: "Now what?!"
  • Shineflare: "PRED?! WHAT DID YOU DO THIS TIME, YOU MONSTER?!"
  • Discord: "How could I have done anything if I was chained?!"
  • Shineflare: "I DON'T BELIEVE YOU?! SCREW TOMORROW?! WE GET THE TRIAL STARTED, NOW?!"

Later.

  • Judge: "Has the jury, reached a verdict?"
  • Jury pony: "We have you honor. We find Discord, guilty of all charges."
  • Judge: "In that case, you have been sentenced, to banishment, periment banishment, for somehow causing the disappearences of Pred Judu Des, his daughters, and one of the counci's own niece, and the other crime of the Plunder Weed dishator... You dispicable beast. And we like to thank Lord Shen, for testifying, by legal order of the Unicorn Council."
  • Lord Shen: "T'was my honor sir. To think everyone wanted me to stay out of it. If I had known Discord would've done something to Pred and his daughters, I would've stopped him myself. It's clear, he's a villain leager, through and through. He played us all like fools."
  • Shineflare: "THEN MAY HE LEAVES, WITH THE CERIMONIAL, STONING WITH THE BIG, SHARP ROCKS?!"
  • Cosmoto: "We're sorry Nightus and Heavenslight. We gave Discord his fair trial, and to be f-f-f-f-f-fair. He lost, fair and square."
  • Shineflare: "AND IF YOU SO MUCH AS TO TRY AND BRING HIM BACK AND TRY TO TALK US OUT OF IT, IT'S BANISHMENT FOR YOU AS WELL?!"
  • Nightus: "..... I'm sorry Discord.... My daughter's plan has failed you. The Alicorns, have failed you."
  • Discord: "But, but, but... What will I say to momzy and dadzy? The Dragconquui council will rip me a new mouth-hole! Litterally, they can do that!"
  • Shineflare: "Not, our, problem. LET THE STONING BEGIN?!"
  • Ponies started to throw rocks at Discord, forcing him to cry in pain and sadness, and runs away!
  • Discord: "IT'S NOT FAIR?! I EVEN SAID FRIENDSHIP IS MAGIC?! I SAID FRIENDSHIP IS MAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGIC?!"
  • Discord's cries were heard as he ran straight into everfree.
  • Shineflare smiled sadisticly.
  • Shinelfare looks at Fluttershy.
  • Shineflare: "And you, Fluttershy.... Consider yourself, THE TOWN OUTCAST!? YOU WILL FOREVER, BE SHUNNED, FOR EVER BRINGING THAT, MONSTER, HERE?! HE TOOK PRED AND THOSE POOR SISTERS FROM US, AND NOW, YOU ARE FOREVER, SHUNNED?! S-H-U-N, SHUNNED!?"
  • Fluttershy: "But Shineflare, please, I don't think it was Discord who took Pred! You have to believe me, I-"
  • Shineflare zapped at Fluttershy!
  • Shineflare: "BE GONE FROM MY SIGHT, OUTCAST?! Boo the outcast, BOO HER?!"
  • Ponies started to do such that! Alot of eyes were on Fluttershy!

Fluttershy's Cottage

  • Fluttershy: (Wakes up in the middle of the night, suddenly figuring out it was just a dream)...(Sighs in relief) Thank goodness it was all a dream!
  • Icky: "Yeah, except for Discord being booted out FOR REAL?! You fainted after the sentence was made, but not before you cried uncontrolabily. We took you home afterwords."
  • Fluttershy: "(Gasp?!) I am not being, shunned, am I?"
  • Po: "Don't worry, Shineflare dismissed the court afterwords. Shineflare's gonna hold a ball celebrating Discord's banishment. Everyone's invited except for you and the rest of us "Discord Likers". Yet she invited Shen for testifying against him. The Court order forced Shen to go back on his promise."
  • Fluttershy: "It's not fair! Discord couldn't do anything to harm anyone, even if they were mean to him!? You have to believe me, Discord was framed?! I just know it."
  • Shifu: "... I'm sorry Fluttershy, but, we don't know what to believe anymore. We're not sure if he was framed or not."
  • Spongebob: "I'm sorry to say this Fluttershy, but I guess some people aren't meant to reform after all. You did your best though."
  • Fluttershy started to quietly cry.
  • Twilight: "I... I can't believe Discord turned his back on friendship and harmony, after all we did for him... And what he did for us...."
  • Pinkie (in sad mode): "What're we gonna tell Black Kat?"
  • ???: "Tell me what?"
  • Everyone sees Black Kat.
  • Black Kat: "I'm back from Saddle Arabia, and I brought something I know Discord will love... Where is he, anyway?"
  • Po: I'll handle this...Kat...uh, Discord was eaten by a whale. Sorry.
  • Black Kat: WHAT?!?
  • Shifu: What Po is TRYING to say is...he was banished. Shineflare got him kicked out with the help of Pred.
  • Black Kat:...(Flies out of the cottage weeping)
  • Icky: THIS IS ALL LORD SHEN'S FAULT!!!
  • Iago: I WANT HIM KICKED OUT OF THE LODGE FOR LETTING THIS HAPPEN!!!
  • Fidget: WE TRUSTED THAT JERK, AND HE TURNS HIS BACK ON US?!?
  • Shifu: Don't worry, we made sure he was punished for it. We sent him and BW back to the Temple where he can do all our chores until further notice.
  • Icky: Still, I am NOT gonna forgive that douche for doing this. And I'm pretty sure Kairi and Celestia won't either.
  • SpongeBob: (Gasps) Icky, I'm surprised at you for saying such things!
  • Icky: What? It's true.
  • Shenzi: Say that again, and I'll tell Emperor Kuzco that you blew part of his wealth to buy Valentine chocolates for Gilda.
  • Icky:...I'll behave.
  • Boss Wolf comes in beaten up!
  • Boss Wolf: "..... He kicked my butt so he can party."
  • Squidward: "...... BARNICLES?!"
  • Spongebob: "..... TARTAR SAUCE!?"

Canterlot Ball.

  • Shineflare: "A TOAST, TO LORD SHEN?! The alien, who helped us banished Discord. May the demon rot in those woods."
  • Ponies cheered for him.
  • Lord Shen: "Thank you, thank you Equestia... I like to thank the accadamy.... Kidding, I never went to one!"
  • Everyone laughs!
  • Councilpony Cometelius: "OH MY GOODNESS, THAT'S HILARIOUS!? I ALREADY MOVED ON ABOUT MY DAUGHTER BEING LOST?!"
  • Celestia only stood, sadly.
  • Luna: ".... I thought Boss Wolf took him to the temple... He escaped and beaten up Boss Wolf, did he?"
  • Celestia: "...... How could've everything, gone so wrong, so quickly, Luna?"
  • Luna: "Shineflare court ordered Shen by force and made him say everything?"
  • Celestia: "...... Everyone's faith in friendship is gonna be challnaged.... Because if a spirit of choas can't be given a second chance... No one is going to...."
  • Luna: "There's nothing we can do, sister. This is what the ponies of Equestia had desided."
  • Lord Shen: "Cheers, good ponies, to a world of complete order, and being free of ANY villains."
  • Ponies: "CHEERS!?"
  • ???: "Do you have room, for 4?"
  • An exploudion was heard, as smoke spread everywhere.
  • Lord Shen: "What?!"
  • The Smoke reveiled Darkness Qui, Celious, Narcotic and The Qui Program.
  • Shen: "(Gasps), QUI?!"
  • Ponies gasped and screamed!
  • Darkness Qui: "Hey there, hi-there, ho-there! Good evening, losers of Equestia! And the lougers' general! I came here cause of three things: One: Your defenceless now..... Two: There's a fasinating shorse of extreme power called, "The Tree of Harmony".... 3rd, and most of all, you punished poor, defenceless Discord, and turned him away.... FOR THESE LOSERS?!"
  • Qui drones appeared with Pred Judu Des, Chain, Axe-Rella, Sharp-Pay, and Hidden Shadow in lazer cages!
  • Hidden Shadow: "UNCLE?!"
  • Cometellius: "SHADE?!"
  • Lord Shen: "(Gasp), YOU MADE A MONKEY OUT OF ME?! OUT OF EVERYONE!?"
  • Celius: "Don't forget idiotic simpleton!"
  • Lord Shen: "Oh grand, Now I possability gonna have to do a week of chores cause of you provoking Shineflare to court ordered me to testify, by kidnapping those 5."
  • Qui: "I knew I can always count on the general of dofuses to live up to, dufusness!"
  • Lord Shen: "You, madam, have made a mockery of fair trails!?"
  • QuI: "I'm Darkness Qui! Rigging Trials is like playing video games to me! It's, deliously addicting!"
  • Narcotic: "LATE APRIL FOOLS?!"
  • Lord Shen: "I will see to it you will rot in Prison 42 for this?!"
  • Darkness Qui: "Oh, poor wittle ol' me? Well, it's good thing I know one basic lifesytle of a empress of evil... If she were to shake things up around her, she has to bring out some bad guys."
  • Darkness Qui begans to cast a magical beacon, which is the shape of the Villain's Act symbol!
  • Darkness Qui Started to laughed maniacly!

Chapter 2: Attack of the Villains/Freaks like we need, company.

Outside.

  • The Beacon is seen from everyfree forest. Everyone in Equestia, can see it, even the lougers!
  • Spongebob looks at a watch.
  • Spongebob: "Wow, fastionably early."
  • The Light begans to glow wildly!
  • Pinkie: ".... Maybe it's just, fireworks."
  • Back at Everfree, The Villain Leage, Socurge Empire, Team Nefarious, and various OC villains familier and new, saw the light.
  • Scratch: "Is that the signel? Can we, uh, can we do it again? I wasn't ready!?"
  • Loogar: "Come on, ya blimy twits. let's go!"
  • Hank: "Yeah, we can't keep Qui waiting ya know! She's an impatient bitch!"
  • The Villains Began to march, fly, and other ways of moving torwords Ponyville, through it, and to Canterlot, as music plays. This has also attracted Everfree Monsters and Other non-pony villains, attracting their attention, and this goes on as the song plays.
"The Hammer's Coming Down" Lizotte Fitzpatrick

"The Hammer's Coming Down" Lizotte Fitzpatrick

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  • Rover: "Qui has summoned the villains!"
  • Garble: ".... Sweet."
  • The Cyclops from The Spongebob Movie is seen walking torwords Canterlot, as do alot of the villain leage's monsters.
  • Morgona: "DEATH, FROM BEYOND!?"
  • She laughs as she and the forces of team Nefarious marched!
  • The villains resumed marching, as paniced residents hid away!

Canterlot.

  • Qui laughed as she and her co-horts teleported away!
  • Lord Shen: "That's it? A lazer light show and a retreat? Hee, Qui lost her touch!"
  • Cosmoto: "I wouldn't be, too sure. Look!"
  • The Music returns as the villains march into Canterlot.
  • the Music stops as Qui stoop on top of the walls of Canterlot castle.
  • Qui: "VILLAINS, OF THE UNITED UNIVERSES, AND THE NATIVES OF EQUESTIA?!..... Hiya!?"
  • Grounder: "Hello!"
  • Qui: "Is everyone tired of the same old thing? The bad guys, lose, and the goody-two shoes, win? The dorky princesses, super heroes, even the average every-day loser, have made us look like Faaboons!"
  • Pig E. Bank: "What's a Faaboon?"
  • Qui: "WELL NO MORE?! Say, good bye to losing! Say good bye, to those ingret heroes always winning! And say, hello, to winning! To little ponies being made into slaves!? To the commen bully being disrespectful to socity and weaklings all they please! To the Strong, surprassing the weak! To benvolent rulers, being usurped by Tyrants and backstabbing Vizors! To trolls, eating goats! To Dragons, destroying entire civilisations! To a new age of villainy! Villains and Villainesses, abominations, demons, commen criminals, psycotic madmen, world congureors, monsters, corrupt offictals, and all other kinds of wickedness! I give you, THE, VILLAINS'. ACT?!"
  • Qui summons forth the monsterious vines, and a silluette of a familer Draconqiouus, as she laughs maniacly!
  • Villains look at the guards of the gate.
  • Guard: "Aw, back, you, intruders! This castle is, invitation only! Shineflare's orders?!"
  • Temutai: "Oh yeah? You and WHAT ARMY?!"
  • The Guard sees he was alone.
  • The Guard wimpers.
  • Dr. Nefarious: "Now... Step, aside."
  • Tezel-Kan: "Or else, we will squish you, (makes a spider appear), LIKE A SPIDER?!"
  • Tezel-kan squishes it!
  • The Guard screams like a girl, and makes a run for it!
  • The Villains laughed evilly!
  • Oxanator: "TIME FOR DOOR TO GO DOWN!?"
  • Oxanator charged, and destroyed the gates, as the villains began to invade Canterlot castle!
  • Qui started to laugh evily!

Ball.

  • Celestia: "EVERYONE, WE MUST EVACUATE?!"
  • Everyone did such that!

Canterlot lobbey.

  • Villains are seen ransaking the place, as a new song plays. A Giant Daddy Long Leg super-villain named Pop Daddy Longlegs, sang this.
Spider-Man Turn off the Dark "A Freak Like Me Needs Company" Lyric Video

Spider-Man Turn off the Dark "A Freak Like Me Needs Company" Lyric Video

  • However, the song got interupted mid-part when Qui and her assusiates appeared!
  • Qui: Hey, who the hell are you?
  • Pop Daddy: Pop Daddy Longlegs, of course.
  • Celsius: I don't remember inviting you to our invasion.
  • Pop Daddy: Well, I'm a great villain. You might need me.
  • Qui: Okay, then show us what you can do.
  • Pop Daddy: Watch and learn. (Takes out a small disco-looking ball, pushes a button on it, and throws it in the air as it freezes in place, and begins shining colorful lights around while playing music)
  • Dr. Nefarious: (He and the other villains danced out of control) WHOAH! WHAT'S GOING ON?!?
  • Celsius: Okay, got it! (They continue dancing)
  • Hank: SOMEONE MAKE IT STOP!!!
  • Pop Daddy: (Presses a button on a remote, and the disco ball stops and levitates back to Pop Daddy) So, you still don't think I'm worthy enough to be in this invasion?
  • Darkness Qui: ".... Well, that's a strange supervillain power, but a supervillain power none-of-the-less! Sorry for bothering you."
  • Pop Daddy reinstructs the song to resume.

Chapter 3: Celestia and Luna Go Missing Again/Shen's rescue attempt gone south

Canterlot halls.

  • Lord Shen: "CONFOUND IT SHINEFLARE?! WHY DID YOU ONLY INVITED ME AND NOT THE REST OF THE LOUGERS?! THEN WE COULD'VE STOPPED THIS BY NOW?! And for that matter, this whole mess could've been avoided, if you didn't court-ordered me against my will and threaten jail-time if I didn't do what was asked?!"
  • Shineflare: Because I had a job that needed to be done. Discord is a menace to our society, and I'm sure you would agree with me.
  • Lord Shen: ARE YOU KIDDING?!? I may think Discord is a menace, but I fulfill my obligations with the Lodge and Celestia more. So it's your fault these villains are attacking! Sometimes, I wonder why you haven't been kicked out of your job as Headmaster of the Unicorn Council after causing enough trouble for us as it is!
  • Shineflare: Because I am an important pony, that's why.
  • Lord Shen: Like hell you are. I'm gonna tell Celestia about this, and she's gonna be really pissed off at you.
  • Shineflare: Is that right? And why should she listen to you after you disobeyed the Lodger's orders? As far as I'm concerned, you don't deserve somepony like her.
  • Lord Shen: But she knows well enough I would've easily done what I was asked, if YOU hadn't court-ordered me?! I blame you for this! And I blame that idiot Pred getting captured!?
  • Shineflare: "How, dare you!?"
  • Lord Shen: "Wait though... If Pred's an accoplished dragon/mythic beast slayer, then how the bloody hell did he get captured so easily?"
  • Shineflare: ".... Actselly, My curiousity is peeked as well. It couldn't have been the dragoness by herself, or any of those aliens ransaking and looting Canterlot as we speak. You don't suppose she found out about the--"
  • ???: SHINEFLARE!!! (Celestia, Luna, Nightus, and Heavenslight teleport there)
  • Celestia: We found out how Pred could end up captured.
  • Luna: How dare you promptly kick Discord out for a crime he didn't commit?
  • Shineflare: But I--
  • Nightus: I thought we were clear to make the trial fair! Now you chose to never listen to Discord?
  • Shineflare: I, I didn't know--
  • Nightus: We didn't want to do this, Shineflare, but we have no choice. For your crimes, you're no longer the Headmaster of the Unicorn Council.
  • Shineflare: WHAT?!? BUT I--
  • Heavenslight: No excuses, Shineflare! You are hereby stripped of your Council-grade magic powers, and banished from this kingdom for the rest of your life! (Magically shortens Shineflare's Alicorn-sized body into a normal unicorn)
  • Nightus: (In royal voice) COUNCILPONY GLITTERHAIR?!? (Glitterhair appears)
  • Glitterhair: Yes, your highness?
  • Nightus: You're Headmaster now!
  • Glitterhair: (Magically given Shineflare's height and magic level) Yes, sir.
  • Shineflare: But what am I supposed to do?
  • Nightus: That isn't our concern anymore, Shineflare. Now go! (Shineflare walks away in sadness)
  • Celestia:...Okay, was that really necessary, father?
  • Nightus: I'm sorry, daughter, we had no choice. She's caused trouble for us three times, and she needed to be punished. And as for Lord Shen, YOU must be punished for aiding Shineflare.
  • Lord Shen: But your highness, she forced me to do it. She was gonna send me to jail if I didn't do what she said.
  • Heavenslight: Yet, you had your own wolf forces to help you out, and you never listened to them. Not to mention the Lodge could have helped you.
  • Nightus: Because of this, we have no other choice but to take you off this mission.
  • Lord Shen: "Could I at least warn you 4 about the-"
  • Nightus: "NO EXCUSES- Wait, warn us about what?"
  • The Mutant Plunder weeds capture the Alicorns!
  • Lord Shen: ".... Pretty much, those things."
  • Luna: "Oh no! We forgot about the Plunder weeds! The, strangely more monsterious, plunder weeds!"
  • Nightus: "PEACOCK, HELP US?!"
  • Lord Shen: "... Well, legally, I can't. You fired me from the mission, remember?"
  • Nightus: ".... (Starts hitting himself on the head) STUPID-STUPID-STUPID! SHINEFLARE?! HELP US!?"
  • Shineflare came back.
  • Shineflare: "I would, but you fired me, remember?"
  • Nightus: "..... HORSE CRAP!? OK FINE?! Shineflare, your headmaster again, Glitter, your demoted?! Shen, your allowed back on the mission no matter what, JUST HELP U-"
  • The Plunder Weed wrapped around his head, silencing him!
  • Lord Shen: "Councilponies, you best better get yourselves out of here! I don't want this situation to get worse for-"
  • the Plunder Weeds already captured Shineflare, Glitter, and the other council ponies.
  • Lord Shen: "AW COME ON?! ANYTHING ELSE TO MAKE MY LIFE WORSE?!"
  • Darkness Qui appeared!
  • Darkness Qui: "I have a, such suggestion."
  • A leagion of other villains appeared.
  • Thug Boss: "Who's up for a game of wail on the Peacock?"
  • Lord Shen: ".... Oh, drat."

Canterlot castle, outside.

  • Sounds of fighting, Peacock wails, items being destroyed and various wacky sound effects being heard.

Morning.

  • Shen came through, beaten, his robe ripped, and the first thing he sees are concerned, scared Canterlot guards.
  • Lord Shen: "Momzy? Fluff my pellow?"
  • Guard: "Are you, ok, Shen?"
  • Lord Shen: What happened to the Princesses? The Council? Nightus and Heavenslight? Where'd they all go?
  • Guard #2: They just disappeared. Again!
  • Lord Shen: (Gasps) What about the Plunder Weeds that Qui made? Have they still been spreading? (Shen sees a vine coming from out the window, and looks out to see that part of Canterlot has been infested with Plunder Weeds, much more powerful than the ones from before)
  • Guard #1: Does that answer your question?
  • Lord Shen:... Oh, great piles of darn! I need to find BW and the Lodgers!

Chapter 4: Qui's New Mutant Plunder Weeds/Cynder's drastic measures agaisnt her latest plan yet/Road to The land of Draconiouus begins/Icky and Tigress vs. Two Possums/A strange cobra in a cloak and a sage Golith Beatle/Seas of periol/Spongebob and the Cragadile pit/The Torture of Shineflare/Saix's secret allience/Qui's biggest move yet.

A Plunder Weed infested ponyville.

  • Ponies are running in panic!
  • Icky: "Whoa?! Look at this!? What, did the gardener quit for something?"
  • Trixie: "Then he was one hell of a gardener to quit if he was meant to stop THESE things?!"
  • Rainbow Dash: "Great, first an army of villains invaded Canterlot, NOW, the Plunderweeds are back, but they look even nastier then before!"
  • Patrick: "D'oh, I'm sure they're not THAT bad!"
  • A Plunder Weed with the Anaconda's head roars as Patrick!
  • Patrick: ".... Nope. Not that bad at all."
  • The Mutant Weed chomped on Patrick's head!
  • Patrick: ".... Ok, maybe a teeny, tiny bit bad."
  • Icky: "So, how long till the duke of Jerkcocks arrives?" (Shenzi bonks him on the head) OW! What did you do that for?!?
  • Shenzi: Don't talk about Lord Shen like that again. I'm not afraid to call up Kuzco about your Valentine stunt.
  • Icky: Okay, sorry.
  • SpongeBob: Okay, I know everyone's upset about Lord Shen disobeying us like a jerk, but we all know he's just not perfect. I'm NOT gonna kick him out for just one little disobedience.
  • Mantis: What about two, considering he refused to face our punishment.
  • SpongeBob: Well, that's...uh...I don't really know what we should do with him.
  • Mr. Krabs: I SAY WE GIVE HIM THE BOOT!!! (Everyone looks at him, and then he brings out a stinky boot) This boot, to be exact. It's very stinky, and he'll have to wear it all day.
  • Tigress: Mr. Krabs!
  • Mr. Krabs: Okay, sorry!
  • SpongeBob: Regardless, he's still a reliable General, and Kairi wouldn't think fondly of us if we kicked him out. She would have to leave with him since he's the only closest family member to her than any of us. We made an oath to protect her, and that's exactly what we're gonna do.
  • Kaa:...He's right, Lodgers. We have to keep him in our group.
  • Shifu: But he still must face punishment, even though he already faced it recently after Axle's tango with Looger.
  • Po: "Uh, guys? Is it me, or is the sun, and moon, OUT ON THE EXACT SAME DAY?! Or, night? Night Day? Day Night? GAAH I'M CONFUSED?!"
  • Twilight: Here we go again. I guess this means we have to save the Tree of Harmony again.
  • Banzai: But these things are too powerful for the Tree to hold off.
  • Rainbow Dash: Where did these kinds of Plunder Weeds even come from, anyway?
  • Cynder: Well, it might be from Qui. She's from another UUniverses which is mainly focused on science, so she must have found a way to mutate them.
  • Rainbow Dash: Oh, how wonderful! As if the original Plunder Weeds weren't bad enough!
  • Skipper: So how do we stop them?
  • Twilight: Well, I need to check the Tree of Harmony to see if just going there isn't a good idea. (Teleports away)

Tree of Harmony

  • Twilight: (Teleports into the area, and sees that the tree is infested with not just Plunder Weeds, but with a various array of mutated plant beings rooted to the ground, and they all see her) HOLY EQUESTRIA!!! (The Plunder Beings screech at her, and they shoot barbs at her, but she teleports away just in time)

Ponyville

  • Twilight: (Teleports back to the group) Scratch that, we're gonna need more help to save the Tree than we thought. Plus, I don't think we'll be able to grab the Elements for the job until the plants surrounding them are cleared.
  • Pinkie: Wait, what about the other Elements of Harmony? The ones that Lightning Dust, Midnight Fate, and the other wield?
  • Twilight: I don't think they'll work. Since the main Elements are gone, it's very unlikely the other ones will work, even though Celestia told me the Elements Midnight and Lightning wield were artificial and the others were naturally created by the Tree of Harmony.
  • Icky: "Then we're fucked?! Qui is gonna win and establish a new villains' act with all of our usual lineup of foes, the alicorns have been abducted, and we don't know where Qui and the those other villains are?!"
  • ???: "Lougers!"
  • The gang see Mayor Mare calling out for them in her office.
  • Mayor Mare: "Over here! It's too dangerious out there?!"
  • Patrick (Head still stuck in the Mutant Weed's mouth): "Oh I'm sure it's not so bad out here."
  • Crane: "Is someone gonna take that thing off of him?"
  • Mayor Mare: "Get over here already!"
  • The Lougers do that!
  • Squidward: "I am just gonna say it... It's RIGHT up there, with the mess in Wonderland and Greese, with how bad, our situation is?!"
  • Mayor Mare: "Don't blame yourselfs. It's not your fault Discord desided to reap horrorable vengence on us by releasing monsterious Plunder Weeds on us and brought an army of villains here."
  • Squidward: "AND EVERYONE'S BLAMING DISCORD FOR THIS?!"
  • Mayor Mare: "Well, wasn't he respondsable for the last time Plunder Weeds attacked us?"
  • Missing Link: "... Mayor, we need to have a talk after this gets cleaned up."
  • Mayor Mare: "Anyway, If you want to know where the villains are, I think they went to the direction where the princesses' old castle is. I heard two of those robot soldier guys from Team Nefarious that Qui is gonna give the castle an, "Evil" make-over."
  • Applejack: "But what does that old dragon want with the castle?"
  • Po: "... I don't think it's just the castle entirely... What if, she's after the tree?!"
  • Icky: "Well, explains why the villains would wanna go there at all."
  • Spongebob: "Then we REALLY are gonna need some help with this."
  • ???: "Lougers!"
  • Suddenly, the gang see Lightning Dust holding her friends and family torwords the safe area!
  • Lightning: "So glad to see you guys! Our town's infested with these, freaky plants?! What are they? Is there like, a rouge Alicorn of Plants or something!?"
  • Sandy: No, it's just a Villain invasion after Twilight and her friends were forced to give up their Elements to save Equestria from a couple of Discord's thousand-year-old creations, and now one of the villains has mutated them to stronger levels.
  • Midnight: You guys gave up your Elements?
  • Twilight: Yeah, it's a rather long story.
  • Sincere Funtime: Well, no surprise Discord would wind up going too far.
  • Squidward: Not you guys too! It's not his fault...for the most part.
  • Helping Hooves: Whaddiya' mean 'for the most part'?
  • Twilight: Well, he actually created the Plunder Weeds to stop Celestia and Luna from turning him to stone a thousand years ago, but recently, they returned to do just that, so we had to give up the Elements to the Tree of Harmony to stop them.
  • Helping Hooves: The Tree of Harmony? What's that?
  • Applejack: It's where Celestia and Luna got our Elements from.
  • Fluttershy: So, it wasn't entirely Discord's fault. His job was just done too late.
  • Lightning: Well, where is he?
  • Baloo: The Unicorn Council banished him thanks to Lord Shen's distrust, and the fact he was accused for making some...unpleasant ponies...disappear. He's now spending his time in the Everfree Forest. We don't know where exactly, but it might be difficult to find him in that place.
  • Lightning: "Hey, isn't there normally, that white peacock guy with you?"
  • Panting is heard.
  • Everyone sees a beaten up, black and blue Shen, with ripped robes.
  • Lord Shen: "Those villains ruined my robe. That was the finest silk of all the provence! Well, hopefully I'll receive a due welcome from my fellow lougers and-"
  • A rock hits Shen!
  • Lord Shen: "OW?! Who threw that!?"
  • Icky: "Score baby!"
  • Shenzi smacks across ponyville!
  • Lord Shen: "Everyone, I bare bad news! It's about the princesses and Nightus and Heavenslight, and what really happened to Pred and those mares of his!"
  • Savio: "Firstly, it's a pretty safe assumtion we figured out what happened to the princesses!"
  • Savio points to the Sun and Moon sharing the same sky!
  • Mantis: "On the plus-side, the ecplise is a hunderd percent more commen now, I'll give ya that."
  • Lord Shen: "But I still have info about Pred and the Mares! It concerns these, abominable weeds!"
  • Fluttershy: "... It... Does?"
  • Trixie: Well, then spit it out, feathers!
  • Lord Shen: "..... Qui.... Framed Discord using the plants to kidnap Pred."
  • Cynder:...(Sighs) I knew THAT was coming.
  • Sparx: THAT NO-GOOD BACKSTABBING EXCUSE FOR A DRAGON!!!
  • Lord Shen: And not just that, but the Weeds have taken Celestia, Luna, Nightus, Heavenslight, Shineflare, AND the entire Unicorn Council.
  • Twilight: Oh, no, not again!
  • Lord Shen: We have to find a way to save them before it's too late!
  • Twilight: Well, the Tree of Harmony is covered entirely by the Plunder Weeds as well as the Elements of Harmony. Not even Lightning's team can be of help since our Elements are gone.
  • Icky: (Comes back after being smacked by Shenzi) Urrgh! I hate it when--(Shen kicks him back across Ponyville) YAAAAAAARRRRRRRGGGGGHHHH!!!
  • Lord Shen: THAT WAS FOR THE ROCK, FEATHER-PANTS!!!
  • Shenzi: I already had that covered, Shen!
  • Lord Shen: Yeah, but I wanted my own payback on him for that, too. But regardless, I only turned on Discord because Shineflare threatened me with jailtime if I didn't do what she said. That's sort of why Nightus and Heavenslight fired her from being Headmaster...for about 20 seconds because of the Plunder Weeds attacking them. But I still think they'll fire her again after this is all over.
  • Fluttershy: SHINEFLARE DID WHAT?!?
  • Lord Shen:...Wow, yellow one, what's with the sudden outburst?
  • Fluttershy: You mean you disobeyed our orders because SHINEFLARE SAID SO?!?
  • Lord Shen:...Well, yeah.
  • Fluttershy: I KNEW that meanie was intending to cheat. I'm sorry for being so rude on you, Shen.
  • Lord Shen: What?
  • Rarity: Yeah, she was calling you rude names while she was crying her eyes out, and fell asleep dreaming of the trial, but it was given a much darker outlook.
  • Fluttershy: I'm just glad that was only a dream.
  • Lord Shen:...Well, I don't want to know what she said about me--
  • Icky: (Appears again) Well she called you 'fan-butt', 'meanie-beak', 'jerkoff', and 'feather-brained' for starters.
  • Shenzi: You're getting THIS close to having your butt being kicked by Kuzco, Ickster!
  • Icky:...Sorry.
  • Lord Shen: Yes, I deserve an apology!
  • Icky: I just said it, pal!
  • Lord Shen: Say it again!
  • Shifu: ENOUGH! We'll get through with settling differences in due time. What we SHOULD do is find out how to stop these Plunder Weeds and these villains from taking over Equestria.
  • Suddenly Zecora is seen struggling with her things with Mare-Zan helping here.
  • Zecora: "How did these Plunder Weeds came back and grew stronger?"
  • Mare-Zan: "Maybe weeds did snu-snu with Vinecondas?"
  • Zecora: ".... I am sure, an unsentient plant, and a monsterious snake-vine hybreed, are unable to, interchorse, with eachother."
  • Twilight: "Zecora! Mare-Zan!"
  • Mare-Zan: Oh, look! It's that purple pony that saved my family last year...and...she has wings now.
  • Zecora: Well, that is because a couple of months back, she became a Princess after getting her friends out of a bad sack.
  • Mare-Zan: Okay, Mare-Zan isn't a fan of figurative language.
  • Zecora: Sorry.
  • Mare-Zan: But wow, she became an Alicorn?
  • Twilight: Yeah, it's a VERY long story.
  • Lord Shen: And can we say how thrilled we are to see you.
  • Applejack: You haven't, by any chance, seen a Draconequus hanging around the forest, have you?
  • Mare-Zan: Actually, Mare-Zan saw one right near a cave weeping for some reason. He may be gone by now considering all the mutated weeds invading the forest. Might've heard him saying he would be returning to Draconequus homeland.
  • Fluttershy: You mean he's planning to head home?
  • Mare-Zan: Maybe.
  • Twilight: Oh, boy. Draconequua. The most surreal of all Equestrian lands. 20% of pony adventurers that went there got killed in the environment. Celestia says the place is so bizarre, you could get dizzy once you enter it. It's nearly impossible to reach considering it's 50 miles across the sea on an island that's almost like a continent.
  • Rainbow Dash: Are you saying we have to go there?
  • Shifu: Not yet. We'll save that for when our main mission is to find Discord. Right now, we have to find out how to stop the Villains.
  • Mayor Mare: "... Uh, can I, say something? I am not making assumsons, but, I seen a Draconiouus with the villains that, I didn't get a good view of, but, it looked, kinda like Discord.... Not that I'm automaticly saying it was him, he was silluetted, but the resemblence was uncanny."
  • Icky: "... You don't think that, Qui gotten to Dissy before us, do you?"
  • Lord Shen: "I seen this, "Silluetted" Draconiouus as well, just as those weeds appeared and the villains invaded canterlot!"
  • Twilight: "Let's not assume the worse yet. We have to get answers first."
  • Cynder: "..... The time for trying to figure it out has already past. The only way we could stop this, is we take Qui down, revive the Tree of Harmony, and chase away the villains!"
  • Po: "EXSELLENT?! But wait.... How do we do this?"
  • Cynder: "We'll have to do this to two seperate teams. Myself, Shen, and Riku once we call him here cause Tman added him into this, even though the guy is too stuck up on his fanfics to be bothered with working on an episode he wanted to do with him until the climax cause of a misunderstanding and Tman being too stuck in his high horse to remember he was doing this first before that fanfic stuff was even a thing, go reach up to Qui, while you guys go in while the villains are distracted to the tree of harmony, and revive it."
  • Icky: "Is this so you can try to find out, AGAIN, about if Qui has something to do with your past or not? Can't we just assume that maybe, it's Mang or some unseen yet to be encountered evil wizard messing with your mind making you look crazy just to be a jerk?"
  • Cynder: "Trust me, if Qui didn't had anything to do with my past, we wouldn't even be talking about this."
  • Icky: "I'm just saying that as far as Love and Truths went down, Qui legitamently has no idea what your talking about. She may actselly just be a random evil dragon alien from an alternate universe. About that Xerxes stuff, well, it might be, implanted memories by that, Gazz guy. I think he wasn't your bro at all, but just another Dark Cynder crazed fanatic that created falses "memories" to lore you here and victimised Qui cause he was a douche. It's like what went down in Kingdom Hearts, Chain of Memories."
  • Cynder: "...... But, this means so much. I need to know what happened to my parents that was the reason I ended up in the dragon temple, and... Everything else."
  • Icky: "And, eventally, we'll get to that... It's just, I'm not 100% sure if Qui's our gal of any history concerning you. We don't have the ability to, rewind time or something and review everything!"
  • Twilight: ".... Zecora, do you still have that potion?"
  • Zecora: If you're referring to the Alicorn potion you've used before, no, I unfortunately don't have anymore. The Plunder Weeds have spilled the rest, so the dragon needs to find her past by herself, nonetheless.
  • Cynder: (Sighs) Well, I guess it'll be a while for me to learn what Qui did to me when I was just an egg.
  • Spyro: We'll find out about that later, Cynder. Right now, we have to split up like you said.
  • Po: Should some of us find Discord and see if he's okay?
  • Twilight: I think that's for the best. I'll lead the group heading for Draconequua. I've never been there myself, but Celestia says the place is 80% safe, so we've got nothing to worry about. We'll just see if we can reach Discord's...parents, and see what they've been thinking since the incident with the Plunder Seeds.
  • Lord Shen: You mean King Wacky and Queen Pranks? I've never actually had the chance to meet them. But I'll do that later. Besides, Discord's never gonna appreciate me after...(Sighs)...my screw-up.
  • Icky: Yeah, THAT makes sense.
  • Applejack: Well, what the buckin' apple fritters are we waitin' for? Let's get started.
  • Rainbow Dash: "Lightning, I need you and Mare-Zan to keep the town safe... For the most part, from any villains until the reinforcements the Lougers are gonna call arrive. Be sure no one ends up becoming plant food."
  • Lightning Dust: "Uh, you mean like the starfish?"
  • The Plunder Weed is almost about to swallow Patick whole!
  • Patrick: "Oh don't worry, I'm sure he/she is just giving me a kiss."
  • Lord Shen: ".... Someone get him OUT OF THAT thing!"

Old Castle.

  • Qui: (Rests in throne while the villains decorate the place) You see, everyone? Didn't I tell you we'd take over Equestria THAT easily?
  • Tai Lung: Don't get your hopes up, lady. We're still not gonna agree with your terms in joining forces. Each team will conquer our own part of Equestria with YOU as the main ruler.
  • Qui: Sure, you still hate each other, and I respect that. But once I get the second phrase of my plan working, you'll be BEGGING to join forces.
  • Narcotic: At least we were able to restock our equipment from the Alternate UUniverses from a few remaining VA villains.
  • Qui: And it's all thanks to our new friend.
  • ???: "Save your thanks." (The Silluetted Draconquus is Discord, who had been corrupted) Your Villains Act thing is not gonna be like you hope it would be. Mang, Dark Dragon, and Ne-Dork-Ious still hate eachother. They behave like rivaling siblings!
  • Qui: "I'm sure it's not THAT bad."
  • Mang's voice: "YOU GLASS DOME NINCOMPOOP?!"
  • Qui sees Mang and Nefarious playing tug-of-war with a Qui trapistry!
  • Mang: "I say the trapistry goes over here?!"
  • Nefarious: "No! Here!"
  • Mang: LET GO, YOU'RE GONNA RIP IT!!! (It tears up) NOW LOOK WHAT YOU DID, YOU MECHANICAL MANIAC!!!
  • Nefarious: IT WAS YOUR FAULT, YOU MUTATED APPARITION--(Glitches again, and 'Prince Ali' plays)
  • Lawrence: I got it. (Smacks Nefarious as Mang laughs)
  • Nefarious: --OF NO WORTH!!!...What're you laughing at, snakehead?
  • Mang: You sound silly with those glitches of yours.
  • Nefarious: ALRIGHT, THAT'S IT, YOU GODDAMN SQUISHY!!! (He and Mang brawl)
  • Qui:...I'm sure they'll be fine. (Discord teleports away)
  • Narcotic:...Uh, your grace? Remind me again why we had to corrupt Discord into our team?
  • Qui: "It's part of my complincated thre phrase plan to convince the villain teams to put aside their, conflicts about eachother, and see much greater benifit in uniting. First, the conquest of Equestia. Then, making the Draconquui return to their ways of choas, and finally, a very special event, concerning the Tree of Harmony."
  • Narcotic: "You mean that christal tree in the cave under that dicth around the castle? What about it?"
  • Qui: "You'll see Narcotic. You'll-"
  • ???: "NOOGIES?!"
  • Dark Dragon is seen giving Mang and Nefarious noogles!
  • Dark Dragon: "NERD NOOGIES?!"
  • Nefarious: "STOP?! IT BRINGS BACK BAD MEMORIES OF MY HIGH SHCOOL DAYS?!"
  • Mang: "THIS IS HONESTLY IMMATURE, MAN?!"
  • Dark Dragon: Aw, come on, we've got to celebrate after we've taken over this place.
  • Qui:...Well, in time, they'll join forces without any problem. But trust me, nothing, not even the Shell Lodge, or their pony friends, can stand in my way. Now if you'll excuse me, it's my evil laugh schedule. (Cackles)
  • Narcotic: Speaking of Shell Lodge, QP? (QP arrives) Can you give us the status on the Shell Lodgers and Mane 6?
  • QP: Well, the spy drones have sent messages to me saying that the Shell Lodge and the ponies have split up. One team is on their way to stop us, another is gonna go and save the Tree of Harmony, and the last is going to some place called Draconequua.
  • Narcotic: Dracone-what now?
  • Qui: What? They're on the move? (Scoffs) I'm way ahead of them. I've got mutated Plunder Weeds scattered all over the place. Getting their missions done will last a couple of hours. By then, it'll be too late, and we'll have completely taken over Equestria. Plus, if we win, Mang will offer us some of that corruption powder and resurrection spell as a reward for our effort.
  • Celsius: Yeah, we'll certainly need that. Especially how Narcotic almost died back in that robot dinosaur park.
  • Qui: But just in case any of that should fail, QP? I want a squadron of my DD300s to patrol the paths those heroes go through. Besides, I was able to gain enough money to purchase an old backup weapon from our world just in case all else should fail. And I promise you, it showed no mercy during it's days in the Interuniversal War.
  • QP: As you wish, your grace. (On intercom) Qui has ordered DD300 patrols to scout the Everfree Forest, the Path to Canterlot, and the path to Draconequua. The Shell Lodgers are on their way to foil our plans for conquest. Move, move, move, move, move! (A swarm of DD300s fly out into the sky, and out towards their locations)

Path to Draconquusia.

  • Twilight and her group are already making some progress.
  • Crane: So...what exactly did Celestia say about this 'Draconequua' place that Discord came from?
  • Twilight: Well, it's a place where Discord's own kind is free to use their magic on anything on their environment except for the lands outside their own border line, with a few exceptions to certain spells. She says it makes Cool World look like Stonehenge. She recently told me that when she was a filly, she, Luna, and Discord played with each other with their own magic spells. Though, Discord didn't really form a special 'friendship' with them.
  • Rainbow Dash: Well, obviously because he thought they were, and thy quote, 'grim and boring'.
  • Twilight: Yes. Their favorite place to hang out was in this secluded cave named Eris Caves, having a swimming hole, walls which they can draw on, and an amazing view of the sea and sky. Maybe we can check that place out on the way.
  • Pinkie: Wow, that's some good nostalgic moments for a young goddess.
  • Tulio: Yeah, gods get ALL the good stuff while we mortals get the lame stuff like dying and primitive lifestyles.
  • Miguel: Glad we both felt that for a short time, am I right, or am I right? (Miguel and Tulio fist clap)
  • Viper: But let me get this straight: Draconequua is on an island that's almost mistaken as a continent?
  • Twilight: Yeah.
  • Tigress: And you expect us to cross 50 miles of ocean just to get there?
  • Twilight: Yep.
  • Po: And HOW are we supposed to do that?
  • Icky: "DoI! She has magic right? Just teleport there!"
  • Twilight: "Not, nessersary. I know an old salty griffin who owes me a favor."
  • Icky: "When did you ever met an old salty griffin?"
  • Twilight: "Well, a day before the, "Equestia Girls" insodent, I ran into an old griffin named "Ol' Salty Spitoon". He claimed to be part of a griffin millaterry, till a terrorable encounter with a sea monster ruined his ability to fly. He retired as a sea adventurer though."
  • Icky: "So, is this guy by any chance anything like Shamus Mcfarty?"
  • Po laughed out of control!
  • Po: "THAT'S STILL FUNNY?!"
  • Icky: "Oh yeah, it's all giggles and laughs till a randomly appeariing lazer from nowhere zaps you!"
  • Twilight: Well, no. He still tries to hunt down the sea monster, and--
  • Iago: Oh, here we go, ANOTHER Captain Ahab knockoff. I guess that means he'll stab us in the back in the end like the last few did...except for Spencer Silvertalon.
  • Twilight: No, no, no, no! He's an honest griffin. A very funny one, too. He has an excellent sense of humor, but tends to be...well...weird.
  • Creeper: How weird are you talking about?
  • Twilight: Well, let's just say he has the personality of a military Sargent at a military school. He's all about getting things done, and being a bit crazy while doing it. He's a nice guy if you gain his trust.
  • Icky: ".... Wait.... Why do I have a feeling that, we're suppose to have particuly nasty trouble by now? I think I previously stated a Karma causing sentence. A Lazer from nowhere zapping me. Did karma desided to be nice for once and NOT let something bad happen?"

Meanwhile, unknown to the lougers.

  • A Silluetted force stood over destroyed Drones meant to go after our group.
  • ???: "One group of machines down.... 2 to go."

Back to the team.

  • Baloo: "Well if it is, we better not provoke it by saying karma indusing words!"
  • Pinkie: "Why? What could possibly-" (Suddenly, the ground begins to tremor)...That wasn't me, was it?
  • Icky: "NO FAIR, SHE DIDN'T EVEN COMPLETE THE SENTENCE?!
  • Crane: I've got a bad feeling about this. (Suddenly, dozens of Plunder Vines sprout from the ground, bearing barb-shooting flowers, Venus flytraps, and gas plants)
  • Max Cat: (Hacks) Oh, geez! (Clears throat) I hairballed myself.
  • Icky: Oh, boy, get ready for a big fight, ladies and germs.
  • Pinkie brings out a big can of weed-be-gone!
  • Pinkie: "Back! I have weed-be-gone and I'm not afraid to use it?!"
  • Rainbow Dash: I'm sure that won't be enough, Pinkie.
  • Pinkie: Pfft, this stuff works all the time. (Suddenly, the vines coil around the can, and take it away) Aw, darn!
  • Po: We'll have to finish this with our amazing moves of awesomeness! (Attacks one of the plants, but gets chomped by a Venus flytrap) ARRRGGHH!!!
  • Viper: PO!
  • Shifu: That plant is gonna digest him if we don't do something!
  • Rainbow Dash: I got this! (Flies toward the plant, but the vines grab her) HEY, LET ME GO!!!
  • Ginormica: You're lucky I'm here. (Rips the plant our of the ground, only to see that the plant is rooted deeply into the ground, and most of the Plunder vines screech in pain) GOD, THIS THING IS ROOTED IN DEEP! HHRRRRRRRRAAARRRRRGGGGHHHH!!! (The vines try to attack, but Ginormica manages to rip out the plant, and kill most of the Plunder Weeds, and she opens the Venus flytrap open, and Po falls to the ground screaming in pain while being covered in acid)
  • Po: AAAHHH, ACID BUTT, ACID BUTT, ACID BUU-HU-HU-HUUUUUTT!!! (Rainbow Dash puts a raincloud over him and makes it rain on Po to wash off the acid)...Oh, thank goodness!
  • A Plunder weed with an Anaconda head appeared, and roars!
  • Icky: "Just WHAT did Qui do to those things?!"
  • Rainbow Dash: "Turned them into monsters, obviously!"
  • Twilight: "We can't stay here! If there's one group of Plunder Weeds, there's bound to be more! Come on!"
  • The Group makes a run for it!
  • The Anaconda Head only looks on malisiously.

A few miles away.

  • The Gang are beat and tired out.
  • Twilight: "Is everyone here and present?"
  • Everyone: Yeah.
  • Twilight: Good.
  • Fluttershy: Uh, what's that shack over there? (They see a shack right near the sea with a large sailboat near a dock)
  • Twilight: Hmm, it appears we've made it to Ol' Salty's.
  • Rainbow Dash: This is where your griffin friend lives? My God, it's pretty nice. It has a view of the ocean.
  • Twilight: How else would he be a sailing adventurer? Come on. (The group heads to the shack)
  • Icky: "I was expecting this to take awhile longer."
  • Twilight: "Guys, I'll have to talk to Ol' Salty myself... He, hardly respond well to strangers."
  • Po: "We'll keep an eye out for trouble while your at it."
  • Twilight goes in.
  • Shifu: "We will do this in teams of two. Those of you the most nearest of eachother, phsyically, is your partner."
  • The group went into twos, leaving Icky and Tigress.
  • Tigress: "... Oh, great. I got the idiot."
  • Icky: "Hey, your not exactly a fave either, Tigerlenda Jolie."
  • Tigress: "Just follow me, and stay close."
  • Icky: "Ok, your the boss."

A few minutes away from the shack.

  • Icky: "Ya know, if it wasn't for Tman desiding he was only gonna show up for the climax, we get alot more out of this episode. Just saying."
  • Tigress: "Well, this wasn't even an episode at first intended to have Tman on board. He just sort've invited himself into it and the Producer allowed it. This is also the result of Tman wanting to get even for not allowing Nefarious betray Blueblood for more power over one planet when he was going to congure the universe."
  • Icky: "Well, logicly, it would've been a stupid move for Nefarious to betray a powerful Alicorn that could be a powerful asset for his team just for control of one planet! Nefarious is a dork, but not a STUPID dork."
  • Tigress: "Well, he is argueablly one of the few things actselly a threat in Team Nefarious."
  • Icky: "Argueably speaking."
  • A rock hits Icky!
  • Icky: "OW?! Who did that?!!"
  • Tigress: "Did wha-"
  • A rock hits Tigress!
  • Tigress: "OW?!"
  • Laughing is heard.
  • Icky and Tigress see Two grey, weirdly facialed possums, mocking and laughing at them, holding straws they shoot out the rocks from!
  • Possum one: "These things work great!"
  • Icky: Oh my, God, we've just met some ripoffs of the possums on Ice Age.
  • Tigress: Why did you do that?
  • Possum #2: Because we can, lady.
  • Icky: She said 'why', not 'how'!
  • Possum #1: We don't care. We do what we want. (Both laugh)
  • Tigress: (Sighs) Do you really think it's a good idea to mess with us? You have no idea who we are.
  • Possum #2: Doesn't matter, sweetheart. You can't touch us.
  • Icky: She's studied Kung Fu for 20 years, you guys, you do NOT wanna piss her off.
  • Possum #2: Kung Fu, Schmung Fu! We're not afraid of a cute little pussycat like her.
  • Tigress: "That tears it?!"
  • Tigress proceeds to climb the tree, but the Duo escaped into holes!
  • Icky: "Alright you little pests! Come on out! Your under louger arrest for assult of two shell lo-"
  • Milk is squirted into Icky's face!
  • Icky: "BLUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUB?!"
  • Tigress: "What kind of weapon is milk?"
  • Voice from a hole: "It's better then HOTSAUCE?!"
  • Hotsauce is squirted into Tigress!
  • Tigress: "YOW?!" (The two possums laugh) OH, THAT'S IT!!! (Attacks, but they go down the hole and she misses)
  • Possum #1: (Pops out a hole) Nice miss! (Tigress attacks, and he goes back in)
  • Possum #2: (Raspberries at Tigress, and she misses him) HA-HAH, BITCH!!!
  • Tigress: (The possums shoot more pebbles at Icky and Tigress) STOP IT!!!
  • Possum #1: Or what? (Dodges Tigress' attack)
  • Icky: Well, it IS pretty funny seeing your butt getting kicked by two possums 1/4 your size. I see Po isn't the only one that can beat you at everything.
  • Tigress: Just shut up, Icky! (Gets shot with pebbles, and she roars)
  • Icky: "Ok, ya pipsqueaks! No rocks, diary or spicy comdament is gonna-"
  • Dynamite is thrown at them!
  • Tigress: Oh...
  • Icky: ...rats! (The entire perimeter explodes except for the shack)
  • Crane: What the--?!?
  • Iago: Am I hallucinating, or did I just see an explosion?
  • Rainbow Dash: Icky and Tigress must be in trouble! Come on!
  • Twilight: You guys go! I'll handle Salty.
  • Tigress: (Back at the area, Icky and Tigress are covered in ashes, and Tigress gets angry, and roars, missing in every attack no matter how fast she is, and the possums continue to tease her) STOP MOVING, YOU MISCREANTS!!!
  • Possum #2: Miscreants?
  • Icky: Tigress, you do realize they're possums? They're just too fast for you!
  • Tigress: Alright, I've had it! I'm letting them suffocate in their own tunnels! (Pounds dirt into all the holes, and blocks their ways out) Hah! Let's see them scurry out of this! (She missed a hole 2 meters away as the two possums get ready to squirt hot sauce at them)
  • Possum #2: Gotcha, pussycat! (Suddenly, a rainbow flash catches them, and Rainbow Dash smacks the two possums to a tree) OWCH!!!
  • Rainbow Dash: What the hell do you two think you're doing?
  • Icky: Oh, thank goodness you caught them! They were shooting pebbles, milk, and hot sauce at us)
  • Tigress: Now, what do you think we should do with him?
  • Mushu: (Dubbed as Donkey) I say we take Puss' sword, and neuter them! Give them the Bob Barker treatment!
  • Icky: (Everyone looks at him funny)...That's really sick, man!...BUT IT FEELS SO GOOD!!!
  • Suddenly, a masked female dragon fly appeared, weilding fire elementall abilities!
  • Icky: "Now what!?"
  • Dragon Fly: "The boss asked us to NOT fool around, you idiots?!"
  • Possum 1: "Hey, was Teddie's idea!?"
  • Teddie (Possum 2): "Was not, Rash?!"
  • Dragon Fly: "(Sighs annoyed). Lucky for you two, I never leave home without an escape plan!"
  • The Dragon Fly drops a smoke bomb!
  • BOOM!
  • Eventally, the smoke clears up, reveiling that the possums and the dragon fly escaped.
  • Tigress: "Rats! They got away!"
  • Rainbow Dash: "Did they worked for Qui?"
  • Mantis: "They didn't look like villains to me, let alone the kind of guys that worked for DQ. I think maybe they were just some tandrum travelers and the possums were local jerks."
  • Icky: "Well, maybe the freaky fire elemental lady could've been more reasonable if me and Mushu didn't threaten to neuter those dweebs."
  • Mushu: "Well, maybe they were passing through and we came into them inconvenently."
  • Viper: "..... Didn't anyone noticed the weird, firy cobra on the Dragon Fly's shirt?"
  • Icky: "Maybe she just wears it to be cool. Travelers wears the strangest things. Now come on, Twilight's probuly worried. We better ensure her it's not Qui or her friends, just a pair of jerk world travelers that messed with the wrong people at the wrongest of times."
  • Viper: ".... I just can't help but to, feel a familier prencese from those 3?"
  • Crane: "Yeah, I be more concerned about a Psycotic she-dragon about to congure a wolrd of innosent ponies with an army of rouges and villains, then some misfited travelers."
  • Tigress: "Agreed. The sooner I forget about them, the better."
  • As the gang left, the Dragon Fly and the possums, Rash and Teddie, were hidden, watching.
  • Dragon Fly: "Why did you idiots provoked the lougers like that?! Now, the next time they see you, you won't expect to see a warm reception!"
  • Rash: "Teddie started it!"
  • Dragon Fly: "And, you encouraged him?"
  • Teddie: ".... Sorry Fire... Master F is gonna be mad at us."
  • Fire the dragon fly, reveiling herself without her mask: "No, he won't. Not as long as the Sage and Mo Tong are capable to sooth his anger. Just, next time, when we are entrusted to keep watch on Viper and the lougers, no more nonsense. Ok?"
  • The Possums solueted.
  • Fire: "That's more like it. Now, we can still make up for lost ground. We just need to board the ship, districtly. Master wants us to keep on eye on Viper, while he, the sage, and Mo Tong, are able to have a conversation with that Cynder dragon. The sage seems interested to help the dragon to learn her past."
  • Teddie: "But, why are we following those other guys?"
  • Fire: "(Sigh), You know our master still has some, personal feelings about what Viper did back at the Aqua Duct. I am not comfertable about what his plans are, but we obey without question. Come on, let's see if we can stow-away."
  • It is seen that Twilight and her group are about to board, as the strange trio were quick to secretly board without much notice.

Meanwhile, with Cynder's group, Just Shen and Riku, who joined in awhile ago.

  • Cynder: "And that's our situation so far, Riku."
  • Riku: So...why bring me here?
  • Cynder: Because we might need some more help if we're gonna take down these villains. We've already split up to deal with the situation. One team will be heading out to find Discord at his homeland, and the other will be heading for the Tree of Harmony to see if they can do something. As for us, we'll be heading for Celestia's old castle to face Qui.
  • Lord Shen: Do you, by any chance, have a plan? It would be stupid for us to waltz in there without one.
  • Cynder: I know that! And no, I don't have a plan just yet. I just need the time to think of one.
  • Riku: ".... Was Tman involved in this project at somepoint when it wasn't meant for his involvement but the producer allowed it anyway but Tman ended up getting caught up in the fanfics, thus explaining why I'm here? Cause any Kingdom Hearts characters NOT already established Disney Characters don't normally appear in your episodes otherwise."
  • Lord Shen: "Yes, he invited himself into this without the "Interested Tman" stuff, now he desided to only show up for the Climax in light of how busy he became."
  • Riku: "Figures. Does the producer even like Kingdom hearts?"
  • Cynder: "He does, he just didn't intended this series to give Kingdom Hearts THAT much of an influence in the series."
  • Lord Shen: "Ok, changing of the topic here. Cynder, am I to assume the reason for this, plan about us splitting up instead of staying as a group to finish this quicker, was for the sake of comfirming if Qui does have a link to your past or not?"
  • Riku: "It's just that, from what I had heard, it's not too hard to figure out."
  • Cynder: "..... Ok, fine. I know if we HAD stayed as a group, Qui would've been stopped sooner. I don't like prolonging this situation for discovering something about myself either, but, I know those visions weren't just made-up like Icky suggested. Qui may've persisted even to this day that she never been to this universe before with Xerxes, and never knew about Xerxes being here before, but if she was lying, or is just too stupidly ignorent to remember, or amnisa, then I have to see if I could find a way to open her eyes."
  • Riku: "Trust me, concidering you almost killed her once, I think she would be too afraid to even be a mile away from you."
  • Cynder: ".... I wouldn't blame her.... Like I'd never blamed people who were afraid of me... Of my past... What, I used to be...."
  • Shen: "Well, this time Cynder. We'll be around to help you discover more about, this history... And to ease you abit if your about to kill her off again."
  • Cynder: "Thanks, Riku.... Father Shen..... It's just...."
  • A mysterious, quiet hissing is heard while the gang was moving on.
  • Cynder: "Other then Qui, I have no other way to learn about my past. Did Xerxes killed my family, and then desided to attack Qui's family? And who's "Quidilan"? And why did QP named her Quidilan?"
  • Lord Shen: "QP could've been off her rocker in power at the time."
  • Cynder: "Still.... I have no way, to learn about myself."
  • ???: "I wouldn't be too sure, about that!"
  • Hissing was heard, as a masked cobra in a cloak appeared!
  • Stranger cobra: "Behold, commen leggers, the awesome, imtimidating might.... OF A SNAKE?!"
  • Cynder: "(Sighs), Look, if your one of Qui's assassins, tell her I'm much more interested in her then any of the shell louge's usual line-up, ok? Wait... I don't think I seen you before."
  • Lord Shen: "And, you would be...?"
  • Stranger Cobra: "Let's just say, I'm sort've, an old friend of Master Viper, of the Jade Palace."
  • Cynder: "Your friends with Viper? Then why do I feel, off vibes about you?"
  • Stranger Cobra: "That's because, your meeting with a stranger, in the midst of a woods infested with who knows what."
  • Riku: "Look, you look like a fun person, uh, snake, to talk to, but, we have business to do here."
  • The others were about to leave, before he interseted them.
  • Stranger Cobra: "What if I say, I know someone other then the local zebra, capable of making an Alicorn potion, in a quick of a flash? You do want to know more about this, "Qui" dragon, do you, Cynder?"
  • Cynder: (Gets surprised)...Yeah?
  • Stranger Cobra: Then I think it would be a much better idea to just come with me than to just have another catastrophic chat with her yourself.
  • Riku: Cynder, should we trust this guy?
  • Cynder: I have no clue. But if he's friends with Viper, then I guess it's okay.
  • Lord Shen: Well, shouldn't we ask Viper about it first so we can confirm if we can trust him?
  • Riku: I've got a cell phone.
  • Lord Shen: She doesn't have one.
  • Riku: Damn!
  • Stranger Cobra: "Now, WHY wouldn't you trust in me? I just admited I know someone who could help comfirm any possable history, didn't I? That's typical of you leggers to mistrust snakes because of our, limbless nature and ability to have venom, and our tendingcy to find mice delcious?! We can't ALL HAVE LEGS AND ARMS AND HANDS AND FEET, NOW CAN WE?! Nature, Evloution, and the devines themselves made us like this, SO GET, USED TO IT, YOU RACEST FUCKS?!"
  • Riku: "...... Wow, sorry if I offended you buddy... Did, you had a problem with stuff like that in the past?"
  • Stranger Cobra: "..... More...... Then you could've ever wonder."
  • Lord Shen: ".... However, you, could just call Icky and THEN ask him to talk to Viper. I heard he has a ipod. I think they can be used as phones at times."
  • Stranger Cobra: "Ok, look! This is a once in your lifetimes offer! The sage can only be in a planet invaded by villains for oh so long! Eventally, she would want to prevent herself from being misused by those with hostile intentions, and that means leaving this planet! Do you want to see here, OR not?"
  • Cynder: "Riku, forget about calling Viper OR Icky! This is too impourent for me! I might never get another chance again! Please!"
  • Lord Shen: We can't just go with strangers. The last few times that happened, it winded up stabbing us in the back. I mean, is that how you became Dark Cynder again? By trusting strangers?
  • Cynder: Well...yeah, but this guy doesn't look much like a deceiver. I say we go with him.
  • Lord Shen: We already agreed to the others that we would go along with this plan, and we can't turn our backs against it.
  • Cynder: Please, Shen! This could be my only chance to find out about Qui. I mean, I don't know what the species she claims to be looks like, but she looks a lot like me in my Avatar form...surprisingly like me.
  • Lord Shen:...(Sighs) Well, then we're gonna have to leave you on this one. We need to keep our positions on your plan.
  • Cynder:...Fine. I'll go on my own.... (Tears appear) Some adopted father you turned out to be... And to think, MANG was suppose to be the bad father.
  • Lord Shen: "Cynder, I'm sorry.... But I already made a foul disposition in the lougers enough already because of Shineflare and the misguided desire to make Discord learn a lesson about his life choices, I at least want to show I'm not a disobedient twat also. I am NOT gonna become the Shell Louger eqvilent of that fox Jungie!?"
  • Riku: "Cynder, we just can't go with you... But we're not gonna stop you, or go on without you. We'll wait for you when you learned much as you could about Qui. We owe you that at least."
  • Stranger Cobra: "There's no point in making them do otherwise, child... Best to make the most of it, and follow me. The Sage can only risk being in a dangerious situation like this for so long."
  • Cynder: Okay. Then my decision is made. I'm going with you. I promise you guys I'll be back later. (She goes with the Stranger Cobra)
  • Lord Shen:...Who was that guy?
  • Riku: Beats me. He seems, very sensitive about "Snake Racestisum" though.

A lone cave futhre down everfree.

  • Stranger Cobra: "Behold, Young Lady Cynder. The Sage, awaits you. I'll be here when your ready to leave."
  • Cynder: "Thank you.... I still don't know your name."
  • Stranger Cobra: "Maybe I'll tell you who I am, maybe not... But let's say, to snakes, I'm considered, to be a lord."
  • Cynder: "Well, thanks away, your majusty."
  • Cynder enters the cave.
  • As she did, A Female, aged Golith Beatle and a Mouse in robings appear.
  • Golith Beatle: "Greetings young child. I am the sage, Lady Su Ming Cao. And this is my talented chimest and potioner, Mu Tong."
  • Mo Tong: "Hey there."
  • Cynder: "Hey. It's an honor to meet you. Your, nameless friend here said you can help me learn about my past?"
  • Mo Tong: "Well would he even bring you here, if she can't otherwise?"
  • Cynder: "... Sorry, I was, just trying to make sure...."
  • Su Ming: Well, I certainly know how to make the Alicorn potion that you desire. But I acquire the ingredients necessary to make one. Some can only be found in the treacherous of places. One of them only able to be found in a place that is too dangerous even for me. That place where those former chaotic beings live. Draconequua.
  • Cynder: You want me to go to the homeland of the Draconequui?
  • Mo Tong: Yes, that's where the rare spitfire flower can be found. VERY essential for the potion.
  • Cynder: "Are serio- (Groans), I'm sorry, but as you, may've known, I'm kinda expected to distract Qui and an army of villains... I, I was hoping you had already made the potion now. It's.... Kinda out of my way."
  • Stranger Cobra: "Well, luckly for you, they also grow in an old battle field that was formerly a regular field of flowers. He was used to test convertion magic and alot of the flowers became spitfire plants, and it was obscured from basicly, everyone, so it was never corrected."
  • Cynder: "Oh I'm SO relieved!"
  • Mo Tong: "Want even more good news? We're at least, a mile by air from here. It's not problem to you, cause, your a dragon."
  • Cynder: "So, aside from a flower, is there anything else?"
  • Su Ming: "Well, we pretty much already gathered the other esstenal ingredients thanks to, our snake friend. I wish I had known about that "Battle field" sooner."
  • Stranger Cobra: "Accsidently encountered the place during a protrol to keep the cave safe. I'll be glad to show you where it is, dragon."

Later.

  • Stranger Cobra: "And we're back!"
  • Cynder: "Well, that was quick!"
  • Stranger Cobra: "Well the producer wanted more focus on the flashback scene and doesn't want you to go an a savinger hunt."
  • Cynder: "Well, for once, I appresiate his anti-climatic interventions."
  • Mo Tong takes the flower, places it in a little cauldron and starts mixing the ingredients.
  • Cynder: "I been meaning to, ask... Are you two, from Dreamworks China? Cause, you have some, very chinese features."
  • Mo Tong: Yeah, we come from the DreamWorks China. And we're REALLY happy you chose to come to us for help...(Zips around on Cynder) But you might wanna think about keeping this to yourself.
  • Cynder: Uh...what do you mean?
  • Mo Tong: (Zips around) Well, you're talking to strangers who are offering something controversial when we're only trying to help you, that doesn't look good.
  • Su Ming: He has a point. Many people in our world have accused us of witchcraft, and need to do our deeds in secret.
  • Cynder: Well, two of my teammates know about it already.
  • Su Ming: Then nobody else must know about this.
  • Cynder: Why not? The other Shell Lodgers are trusting and understanding.
  • Mo Tong: Especially that Viper character that nearly ate me last year. I'm just glad she was born with no venomous fangs.
  • Stranger Cobra: ("Then...why did she claim she HAD venom when she pretended to poison the Dragon Warrior? What, did DreamWorks forget that she had no fangs?")
  • Cynder: But keeping secrets is against Shell Lodger protocol. Secondly, Viper didn't say anything about nearly eating a mouse once.
  • Mo Tong: "She didn't mention it cause, she and I never even met. I was testing your mental reflex, and ya passed. But seriously, first rule of this club, don't talk about the club."
  • Cynder: "... You guys aren't, criminals, are you?"
  • Mo Tong: "We're not, but we don't exactly want to be found either way either."
  • Su Ming: "We're not fond of making you do this either, but, we have our, own foes and problems we think we would wish to, avoid for sometime. We don't want our enemies to found out about us through your friends. Don't villains have a tendingcy to spy on you guys?"
  • Cynder: "Just the villain leage, but I don't see why...... Oh......"
  • Mo Tong: "And there you go. If the leage can have eyes on you, so can OUR personal problems! So, we really need you to agree to this."
  • Cynder: ".... Very well.... But I swear, if you guys turn out to be criminals or do anything wrong, I am not gonna promise to remain quiet about this meeting! I made the mistake to help villains once, and if you guys turned out to be villains, I do not want you to complain to me and call me a traitor if I choose my obligations to the lougers over keeping a promise I made with villains!"
  • Su Ming: "And we won't judge you any other way. But we assure you, we're not like the ones of current concern right now."
  • Cynder: Good, then I shall take the potion.
  • Mo Tong: Well, you might wanna be reminded that it can only be activated by Alicorn magic, and no Alicorn is willing to trust the likes of us. Unless...you can try and convince Princess Twilight Sparkle to help you with it.
  • Su Ming: But you have to keep it between you, the Lodgers who know, and Twilight.
  • Cynder: I'll just say I need her help with it, and not mention where I got it.
  • Mo Tong: Good. Just TRY to keep her mind off of figuring out the origin of the potion...Try.
  • Cynder: Alright, I will. Thank you. How long do you think I can get Twilight to help activate it?
  • Su Ming: We have no way of knowing that, but you have to try.
  • Stranger Cobra: Alright, I shall escort you to the peacock and human.
  • Cynder:...Well, can you at least tell me your name while you're on the way?
  • Stranger Cobra:...Fu-Xi.
  • Cynder:...Odd name. Well, I guess you can take me to Canterlot now. (They both leave)

Salty's Shack

  • The gang entered the shack.
  • Icky: "Yep.... It's your typical sailor's shack alright. I bet Shamus Mcfarty would get along well with Salty."
  • Po snickers!
  • Po: "I still can't help it?!"
  • Twilight: Well, everyone and everypony, I'd like you to meet Ol' Salty Spitoon. (A griffin is seen with an eye-patch, dark brown and white feathers, a pirate-like hairdo, and a crooked beak)
  • Salty: THESE are the landlubbers you want me to take to Draconequua?...(Hardy laughs) They won't last even 10 seconds without being chewed by the scenery...literally.
  • Icky: And who are you to say such a thing? We're the f*****g Shell Lodge Squad!
  • Salty: Have heard of 'ya before, I have. Heard you saved this world countless times in the past.
  • Po: Then you should know what we're capable of.
  • Salty: You bet your big fatass I do.
  • Po: HEY!!!
  • Mantis: Po, let's not get violent, especially in a kid's show.
  • Salty: Yeah, you do NOT wanna tango with me. I've taken down creatures bigger than YOU are.
  • Iago: I hope you're not fond of violence.
  • Salty: Oh, yeah? I'm a griffin, a species in this world that has been known to be bloody killers, especially since my brother works for the Griffin Mafia.
  • Twilight: Yeah, they aren't good to come across in reality, guys. Celestia and Luna have had a hard time dealing with them in the past.
  • Rainbow Dash: I'm sure they have.
  • Salty: Are we gonna get sailin' to the mindfuck world, or are we gonna just stand here and pick our noses?
  • Everyone: EWW!!!
  • Twilight: But, no. Let's go.

Equestrian Sea

(Pinkie and several others sing this song)

Spongebob soundtrack - Sailing Over the Dogger Bank

Spongebob soundtrack - Sailing Over the Dogger Bank

Sailor song

  • Icky: "Pinkie, WAS THAT EVEN NESSERSARY?!"
  • Pinkie: Hey, what's wrong with a little shanty here or there?
  • Icky: Here or there?!? I don't think Muppet Treasure Island has this much unnecessary shantying!
  • Salty: Hey, I thought it was nice to sing. I mean, what could possibly happen? (A familiar pony face appears behind him)
  • ???: Hi! (Salty shrieks like a girl)
  • Applejack: (Laughs) Relax, Salty! It's just our old friend, Princess Marenia.
  • Marenia: It's been a long time since we last saw each other...And when did Twilight become an Alicorn?
  • Twilight: (Sighs) A LOT of people have to keep track of our adventures, don't they?
  • Marenia: Why?
  • Fluttershy: She became a Princess last year for fixing a spell in one of Starswirl the Bearded's books.
  • Marenia: Really? Even mother had a tough time doing something like that.
  • Mantis: By the way, how has she been doing raising Dead Sea since he was turned into a foal again?
  • Marenia: Well, he's getting friendlier than he was before. He just learned how to swim properly again, and his venom glands won't mature until...well...be becomes 14 again. So, what brings you guys to this side of the ocean?
  • Iago: Well, let me spell it out for you, Flippy, Discord's gotten himself in a tight situation and we're heading to his homeland of Draconequua to find him.
  • Marenia: Really? That place is crazy! Oceanious took me to a waterfall right near Eris Caves when I was young.
  • Twilight: You know where Eris Caves are? Celestia, Luna and Discord had their own spot there during their childhoods. You think you can lead us there later?
  • Marenia: Well, I do know how to get to the place, but it's almost curfew, and it's my turn to babysit Dead Sea. But I should tell you that the place is 18 miles east. Once you find an island shaped like a jungle gym, you've basically made it there.
  • Fluttershy: Thanks for the info.
  • Marenia: Well, I'd better get kicking. I'm here cause I'm visiting from Destiny Islands for a second honeymoon with Derek. Glad to catch up! (Dives back down)
  • Pinkie:...Well, wow! Talk about a cameo.
  • Icky: "Well, at least she explained WHY she got here quickly before she left."
  • Fluttershy: And she was nice enough to give us some directions. That Trident sure cured their distrust quickly.
  • Salty: Well, you heard the merpony, 18 miles east! Smooth sailin' ahead for us! (They sail off)

1 hour later.

  • The Boat is attacked by Dragon Seagulls!
  • Icky: "Not even 10 hours in and we're attacked by Seagulls with skales?!"
  • Twilight: "Our luck the villain invadion happened during DRAGON SEAGULL SEASON!?"
  • Rainbow Dash: "ALOT OF BAD THINGS SEEM TO HAPPEN DURING SEASONS OF CERTAIN MONSTERS?!"
  • Salty: "Ah, these birdbrains are nothing! Just give them peanut butter and bob's your uncle!"
  • Pinkie: "But none of us have a uncle named Bob."
  • Salty: "..... The pink one's intelligence is not her strongest ship, be that correct?"
  • Rainbow Dash: You have NO idea.
  • Pinkie: But yes, I have some peanut butter for peanut butter emergencies.
  • Mantis: Really?
  • Pinkie: (Throws multiple blobs of peanut butter at them, and they swoop through the sky catching every glob. They then leave the place)
  • Salty: See? What'd I tell ya'?
  • Icky: "Ok, how can you ponies stand to live in a world crawling with every kind of monster igmaginable!?"
  • Twilight: Well, it wasn't easy in prehistoric times since the Windigo Ice Age was still upon us.
  • Pinkie: The Windigo Ice Age?
  • Tigress: Is that the kind that Clover the Clever ended?
  • Twilight: No, that was long before Clover even existed. It was at a time when the Alicorn Gods were still forming our makeup, and we were currently a smaller pony species called Mesohippus.
  • Icky: You mean that prehistoric horse that lived during the Middle Eocene and Early Oligocene Era?
  • Twilight: In Ice Age worlds, yes. In Equestria, the species was long wiped out by the Windigoes, while some evolved into primitive ponies that had a greater understanding of the Windigoes, and learned to control their anger and frustration. The Windigo Blizzard that happened during the founding of Equestria was a different time period. The point being that while we evolved, we ponies learned how to overcome certain creatures big and small, and even tame them.
  • Baloo: Wow, you ponies are truly lucky.
  • Twilight: Yeah. But even though rumors have speculated that the Mesohippus species has been sighted many times, no such evidence has been found that they're still alive or preserved in ice.
  • Fluttershy: I sure wish we could go back in time to see them.
  • Twilight: Well, we can't because time travel is both dangerous and strict in the series.
  • Salty: You lads might have to hold your conversations, because I see a bizarre island out in the horizon. (They see an island that looks like a jungle gym) It looks like it's 10 miles away.
  • Rainbow Dash: That's it! That's Draconequua! (Flies to the back of the boat, and pushes it at top speed)
  • Salty: WHOAH, TAKE IT EASY, RAINBOW BRIGHT!!! (The boat speeds toward the island)
  • They were unaware that in secret, A spy drone seen the island as well, and proceeds to contact QP.

Everfree Forest

  • SpongeBob: Good thing Mare-Zan knows where the Tree of Harmony is, otherwise finding it would take forever.
  • Squidward: "But we still have to put with those killer weeds, and who knows what that lives in this forest of a jungle!"
  • Patrick: "Uh... Are we sure Equestia doesn't have bandits here?"
  • Mr. Krabs: "Patrick, I think I be more concerned about Monsters and invading villains then some lowly crooks around here!"
  • Patrick: You mean like them? (They see DD300s flying in the skies)
  • March Hare: Those are some ugly birds. (Lasers blast at them)
  • Sir Hiss: AAAARRRGGHHH!!! FLYING SNAKE-EATING RACCOONS WITH LASER BEAM EYES!!! MY WORSE FEARS HAVE BEEN REALIZED!!! (Gilda smacks him) Ow!
  • Gilda: No, pinhead. They're Qui's Destroyer Drones.
  • Shenzi: WET YOURSELVES AND RUN!!!
  • The figure from before sees this.
  • ???: "Darn, I knew I shouldn't stopped from a slushie! Who haves a slushie store in a monster infested forest anyway?"
  • The Figure swooped up, and attacked ath drones!
  • Drone 1: "Alert! Alert! We're under at-"
  • The Figure attacked and killed all of the drones.
  • Banzai: "Hey, uh, you, thanks for the-"
  • The Figure randomly tossed his familier looking weapon at a tree, which reveiled a killed Spy Drone, which dropped, and the Figure collected his weapon.
  • Banzai: "Uh, thanks again?"
  • Shenzi: "Something tells me Qui is more onto us then I hoped."
  • Spongebob: "But that means that- OUR OTHER FRIENDS ARE IN TROUBLE?!"
  • ???: "Don't worry.... I already disposed the drones coming after them, and silenced at least two of the respectable spy drones... Through the one following the group heading for Draconiouus lands is unharmed, currently. I must advise that you had never met me."
  • Spongebob: "Why is th-"
  • The figure jumped up in the air and vanished before Spongebob could finished.
  • Spongebob: "Darn, I didn't get his name."
  • Sandy: "Probuly was some random vigilantie who's happen to be at the right time anyway."
  • The heroes resumed on, as the Figure took off his hood, reveiling familier blue hair of a supposingly evil member of the Xehanort line. Then, she suddenly vanishes.
  • Spongebob: "You think we would ever found out who that guy was?"
  • Sam: "I have my doubts, Spongebob. I have my doubts."
  • Spongebob: "Well let's hope we avoid more-"
  • Spongebob slipped down a slope!
  • Spongebob: "TROUBBLLLLLLLLLE?!"
  • SLASH!?
  • Spongebob was in muddy waters.
  • Spongebob: "I'm a dirty boy."
  • Squidward laughed!
  • Mr. Krabs: "Spongebob, now's not the time to play in the mud boy, we need to get to-"
  • Kaa: "Uh, everyone? Why are those rocks moving?" (Suddenly, groaning is heard)
  • Spyro: Tell me that was Sparx' stomach.
  • Sparx: Oh, sure, my stomach growls are as loud as THAT noise--(Everyone struggles, and from out of the ground, a cragadile appears)
  • SpongeBob: AAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRGGGGGGGHHHHHH!!!
  • Kowalski: GOOD GOLLY WOLLY!!!
  • Trixie: Oh my, God, it's a cragadile!
  • Gilda: I HATE these things!
  • SpongeBob: AAARRRGGHH!!! (Runs away, while everyone else falls off the cragadile, and it chases after him)
  • Sandy: C'mon, he needs our help! (They all run after them)

Swamp

  • SpongeBob: (Runs across the water, and grabs hold to a tree branch and climbs up, seeing the cragadile submerge into the water) Oh, dear Neptune, that was a close call!
  • Shenzi: (The others arrive right near the swamp) Where'd the rock-monster go, SpongeBob?
  • SpongeBob: He's in the water!
  • Banzai: Oh, boy.
  • Savio: EVERYBODY GET BACK!!! (Pushes the Lodgers out of the way while the cragadile comes out of the water and chomps at the Lodgers)
  • Skipper: GREAT CORN ON A COB!!! That thing nearly took my head off. Rico!
  • Rico: (Hacks out a grenade, and throws it into the water)...(Suddenly, the cragadile comes out with the grenade, and tail whaps it back at the Lodgers)
  • Skipper: Oh, crud! (BOOM!) (Everyone is covered in ashes, and Skipper wheezes) Of course you realize THIS MEANS WAR!!!
  • Kowalski: You HAD to say that, didn't you?
  • Skipper: What? The phrase sounds like an act of war.
  • Private: We've got to save SpongeBob!
  • Banzai: "Hey on the plus-side, at least there's only on-"
  • More Cragadiles appeared.
  • Banzai: ".... Aw, damn it."
  • SpongeBob:...Mommy!
  • Alex: Don't worry, SpongeBob! We're formulating a plan!
  • SpongeBob: I hope it doesn't take long.
  • Patrick: I GOT ONE! (Suddenly, a cragadile attacks the group, and chomps Patrick's head off, scaring all the Lodgers, but Patrick, being a starfish, grows his head back)
  • Kowalski: Wow! I knew starfishes could regenerate, but THAT is weird!
  • Patrick:...OH, SHOOT! I forgot what I was gonna say! (Everyone groans in frustration)...OOH, I GOT ONE!
  • Kowalski: (Notices a tree, and calculates that it's tall enough to reach out to SpongeBob's location) Does it involve using that tree over there as a bridge?
  • Patrick: No, it had something to do with rope, jellyfish, and a picture of Squidward, but your way sounds better.
  • Squidward: "Wait, what the he-"
  • Kolwalski: "NO TIME FOR ILLFATED CUSSING! WE HAVE A SPONGE TO SAVE!?"
  • Boss Wolf: "YEAH?!"
  • Rico: (Hacks out an explosive, and blows the tree to the ground, reaching out to SpongeBob's location)
  • Sandy: GO, SPONGEBOB!!! CROSS THE TREE!!!
  • SpongeBob: Alright, I'll try! (Jumps onto the tree log, and crosses it, but a cragadile bites the trunk in half, causing SpongeBob to catapult into the air, and everything goes in slow motion) WHOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH...! (Makes it to the other side) Yeah, I did it!
  • Skipper: NOW LET'S GET THE HELL OUT OF HERE!!! (The others run away, but the cragadiles give chase)
  • Private: The crags are on our tail!!!
  • Sandy: THEN RUN FASTER!!! (But the cragadiles are still gaining on them)
  • Private: (Gulps, then suddenly uses his hyper-cute) BOOSH! (The cragadiles suddenly fall unconscious)
  • Melman:...Wow.
  • Marty: Well, that's one way to deal with a couple of rockadiles!
  • Private: I sure hope I never have to use that move again.
  • Alex: Well, we respect that you swore off using it, but don't you agree it might be used sparingly?
  • Private: No! I don't use it unless necessary.
  • Skipper: Guys, I don't think we have time to talk about cuteness. We have to find that Tree of Harmony, and save it.
  • The gang moves on.
  • The Figure appears again.
  • ???: "Perhaps Axel's judgement on these beings is not incredability misplaced."

Qui's thrown in old castle.

  • Qui was growling impathincely as agrueing from her captives held in Plunder Weeds.
  • Shineflare: "If we ever get out of this, I am gonna make a 5000 word speech about WHY Discord deserved to be banished?! He clearly has betrayed us to these, villains!"
  • Pred: "No truer words had been spoken."
  • Sharp-Pay: "Amen."
  • Celestia: "Shineflare please, the report about her machines being reported as failures has already dwindled her pathince, we mustn't provoke her!"
  • Shineflare: "I WOULDN'T GIVE TWO DONKEY BUTTS ABOUT HER PERSONAL DILEMMAS?! We are held hostaged, against, OUR, WILLS?! AND YOU, Alicorns, still wanna justify his latest mess?! He must've, hired these cads to adduct Pred and the others so we would release him back to those fiends!? Why have you, Alicorns been abusing your power to help mythic beasts?!"
  • Nightus: "Hey, WE WEREN'T THE ONES TRYING TO SEND THE SURVIVNG ALICORNS TO THE BANISHED REALMS?!"
  • Shineflare: "I WASN'T REALLY GONNA SEND YOU TO THE BANISHED REALMS?! I was trying to scare you into forsaking your, beast-loving, alien loving attatudes, AND START SEEING THINGS IN OUR PERSPECTIVE?!"
  • Nightus: "....... Really? Cause, that Banished Realms crack, was, kinda the full reason why I even considered firing you... If you had told us earlier-"
  • Shineflare: "YOU TOOK AWAY MY JOB BECAUSE OF A BLUFF?!"
  • Heavenslight: "HOW WERE WE SUPPOSE TO KNOW YOU WERE BLUFFING!? IT SOUNDED LIKE SOMETHING AN INSANE WORLD CONQUEST MANIAC WOULD SAY?!"
  • Luna: 'It's hard to believe a lost of a speical somepony drove a mare mad. Was this colt that speical?"
  • Shineflare: "SUNNY SKY WASN'T MY ONLY REASON?! (Started to cry alittle.)..... My family weren't always canterlot ponies....... We were slaves once..."
  • The Alicorns and other council ponies gasped!
  • Shineflare: "It was, back when the previous Headmaster was, still in charge, and that, AWFUL, Slave Foundation was still funtioning?!"

Flashback.

  • (Shineflare): "Unicorns have been abused by various Mythic Beasts, but mostly those awful Centaurs and The Griffins! My family served a griffin family named Thr Rockenmocks. They used us to collect diamonds and jewels in mines, and used us like, farming mules. They were abusve, uncaring, greedy, and awful?! Just, AWFUL?! That, I learned to get over..... But then..... Then, THAT, awful day came, when Mr. Rockenmock's son, came home drunk, and became grossingly attracted to me.... I was still a little filly then! He began to, touch me approbeately?! He forced me into a corner and tried to.... I, can't speak of it. I had to defend myself!"
  • Shineflare grabed a sythe with her magic, and decapitated the Rockinmock son!
  • (Shineflare): "I..... felt.... Empowered! I stood up to an oppresser! I first reckinesed powers that brought tyrants and dictators down?! I couldn't stop at just, that pervent?! I made sure the Rockenmocks are wiped from exitence, FOR ETURNITY?!"
  • Filly Shineflare is seen attacking the Rockenmock griffins with her sythe, eventally, leading her to burn down Rockenmock manor!
  • Shineflare started to laugh insanely!
  • (Shineflare): "The Rockenmocks were cruel griffins, even to their own members of their own speices. They were corrupt offitcals and embezzlers, so, I was not arrested from killing them aside of being young. I was kinda hailed as a hero to those beasts.... But I didn't gave a rat's behind. I know the true nature of these beasts. They let me go cause they knew what I was capable off. I was unauctionable as a slave in light of the, questionable course of action, then my family was declaired "Flawwed products", and we were released. My mother made us promise to never speak of this to the ponies of Equestia. I never understood, why though...."

Reality.

  • Shineflare: "UNTIL TODAY APPEARENTLY?! Equestia appearently loves these mythic monsters, LIKE A WIDESPREAD CASE OF SHOCKHOLM SYNDRONE?! That means thier chances to be raped by griffins, drunken centaurs, sex-lusting muslebrained minotaurs, or to be captured to become slaves or drafted are highly plaseable, because of the alicorns, FORGETING THAT THEY'RE PONIES FIRST, AND MYTHICAL CREATURES, SECOND?! I, worked hard, to ensure, you all remember that. Even as we speak, a poor mare somewhere is probully getting raped by now, by your previous mythic pets?! I almost lost my course of thought when, Sunny came.... I thought.... I was gonna, forgive everything, cause... He was, so inspiring.... Everything, was gonna be perfect...... UNTIL I'M REMINDED OF MY IMPOURENCE, WHEN, A DISGUSTING, MONSTERIOUS, EVIL DRAGON, LIKE THIS RED BITCH, KILLED MY SUNNY SKY, UNDER THE ORDERS OF MALVOLENT FLAMES?! THERE, YOU, MONSTER LOVERS?! (CRIES ALITTLE), ARE YOU SATISFIVED NOW WHY I AM TRYNG SO HARD, TO ACCOMPLESE SUCH EXTREMES, TO PREVENT SITUATIONS LIKE THIS, BECOME AN EVERYDAY BASIS!?"
  • The Alicorns and Council ponies has mouths agaped.
  • Nightus: "....... I'm reconsidering my plan to fire you......"
  • Heavenslight: "You realise the lougers will be mad if you let Shineflare have her job again dispite this being her mistake."
  • Celestia: "That's the thing. Shineflare didn't know Discord had nothing to do with Pred, before or during his capture. It was all a trick a by Qui. We shouldn't be too quick to judge neither Shen, Shineflare, or Discord, for something she did."
  • Nightus: "Good point, but, that's half the reason why I'm giving her job back. She's less dangerious trying to abuse power to make a xenophobic equestia happen then firing here, and turning her into a gender-bender Pred Judu Des! We already have 3 of those, thank you very much! We don't need more!"
  • Luna: "Oh yeah, there's no lying there."
  • Darkness Qui: "WILL YOU ALL SHUT UP?! I'M TRYING TO THINK?! And who cares if some drunk idiot tried to molest her as a kid?! I never heard a lamer story!"
  • Shineflare: "WITCH?! IF I STILL HAD THAT SYTHE, OR IF PRED JUDU DES WAS FREED, YOU WOULD BE SORRY?! DO YOU HEAR-?!"
  • Qui grabbed Shineflare, the weeds let her go, and Qui proceeded to beat the crud out of Shineflare, to the horror of Celestia, Luna, Nightus, Heavenslight, the council ponies, even to the villains!
  • Dr. Nefarious: "..... Damn......"
  • Celestia: "QUI, STOP IT, PELASE?!"
  • Qui stopped, for now.
  • Qui: "ONE GOOD REASON?! ONE GOOD REASON WHY I SHOULDN'T KILL THIS HORSE?!"
  • ???: "Cause you need to preserve your engry for your ineditable battle against the lougers."
  • The same figure, reveiling blue hair, is Saix. The nobody of, currently unclear motivations.
  • Saix: "You would be a bigger fool then her to waste engry on such an unarmed, and unworthy oppendent. Why pointlessly stained yourself in the blood of an unworthy twat like her? It's very beneath you."
  • Qui: "...... And, you are.......?"
  • Cobra: "He's Saix, part of Xehanort's, "special line", and our, "New" Organisation 13, now renamed the Hearts of Darkness.... And, I strongly agree with him. Aren't there, better ways to cool off your temper? You could use Jungie."
  • Jungie: "WHAT?! NO?!"
  • Qui: "..... Is he worth listening too?"
  • Cobra: "Well, more or less. He's a high ranking member of the leage... He's been, acting weird since that that scooby doo zombie island fiasco, he lost his ability to become a, warewolf heartless thing, and uh..... He became, recently odd... But he's still a very creditable member... For the time permiting."
  • Qui: "......."
  • Saix: "Now Qui, it's a very demanding rule not to kill off prisoners unless there's a ransom demand that has failed.... And has there been, a ransom demand?"
  • Qui: ".... Uh, no?"
  • Saix: "Then don't waste your time harming this fool. Place her back in the weeds, and hope you scarred her enough to reckindse your power."
  • Celestia: "... Wow, I didn't know a nobody, especaily that of the Organisation 13, or that of Xehanort's line, being capable of pity, remorse, and mercy!"
  • Saix: ".... Like Mang said.... I might be, alittle odd as of late... But I strongly however, suggest you avoid upseting Qui again. Cuase I don't think I might be able to calm her this time, or if I'm even around if she does get upset."
  • Qui: "D'oh, QP, do I have to?"
  • QP: Well, it wouldn't feel right to just kill her for what she said to you. It seems pointless. Besides, she may prove useful in the mission.
  • Qui: It would?
  • QP: Yes. Do you know how angry the Lodgers might be at her for doing a horrible thing to Discord, allowing Shen to betray the Lodge, and, her interesting backstory? If that's not a perfect alibi for them to kick her butt, I don't know what is.
  • Qui:...(Smiles sinisterly, and chuckles) Alright, Shineflare. I'll spare you. But I have some good use for you. (Puts her back into the Plunder Weeds)
  • Shineflare: And what exactly are you gonna do with me?
  • Qui: Well, why should I tell you THAT? But I CAN tell you that you're NOT gonna like it. When I'm through with you, all of Equestria will have you hanged when they realize that you bluffed everyone in that courtroom, and blackmailed a peacock, and accused Discord of a crime he didn't commit, AND ESPIECALLY if they learned about your Rockenmock massicure!?
  • Shineflare: (Everyone gasps) You wouldn't dare!
  • Qui: I WOULD dare! Just watch what happens. Nobody will forgive you for your actions. NOBODY! (Cackles)
  • Saix sevretly sighed depressingly.
  • Saix thinks: "Not what I intended....."
  • Saix walks away, smiling.
  • Saix thinks: "But as I already know from her memories, her own ignorence and overcompidence will be her downfall.... Hopefully, before Shineflare's further fall from graces."

A secret room in the old castle.

  • Saix was meditating.
  • ???: "Well how do you like that, Saix?"
  • Suddenly, more familer nobodies from certain kindgom hearts games, Axel among them, appeared.
  • Axel: "Ya got Shiney butt out of the frying pan..."
  • Larxene: "Only to be captured by a bigger frying pan!"
  • Vexen: "You realise alchorse Qui is gonna used the louger's sense of strict morally codes against them and the fool mare for further disadvanaging, and to malmitulate them to possability end her life for her."
  • Demyx: "Uh, tecnecly guys, uh.... Shinelfare, kinda brought it on herself and exposed it herself."
  • Xaldin: "Yes, and Qui was reminded by the machine about it."
  • Zexion: "Still, you could've done a better job to prevent it from being even remotely considered."
  • Luxord: "Oh, what a pitiful tale of woe this silly pony is in! She confess her tale of woe about griffins getting drunk and rapey, and now, she can look forword to a possable beating of death in her future! I'd pay tickets to see that!"
  • Larxene: "I would give a hundred bucks for a private seat!"
  • Axel: "Hey! We're suppose to be good guys now, remember?"
  • Luxord: "Oh now come on, Axel. Being "reformed" doesn't mean you have to give up your best character! Discord, is proof of this!"
  • Lexaeus: "But look where Discord's unconventional reformed nature has gotten him into... It made him diffitcult to trust."
  • Marluxia: "Well.... It's not like he would've earned their trust either way. His controverseal history, and although brief involvement with the leage, naterolly, would still be too daunting to ignor, like Larxene's comments, or Luxord's addatude and childesh pranks."
  • Zexion: "And Xigbar is still not exactly on our side yet. He's not yet, ready, to forsake true involvement and willingness to help Xehanort yet. Perhaps this ineditable failure of the Qui dragon should correct this. Xigbar is clearly growing impathent."
  • Axel: "But first things first.... Are the leagers, and, everyone else but us, still ignorent of Xehanort's true dark plan, and our plan to pull the plug?"
  • Saix: "(Sighs depressingly)... Depressingly, still. My covert "intervetion" against Qui's robots, was successful. I had a close call on the robots about to attack the heroes entrusted to help the tree, but fortunatly, neither of them suspected something, nor they got a good look of me. Helped that I was hooded, cause for some reason, they didn't even reckinised my voice.... Though, as strange it is for a nobody to say this.... I am... regretful, for the Shineflare pony... for her past troubles, and the troubles, I tecnecally caused her to be in."
  • Axel: "It wasn't your fault... Fully... It was an event that possability couldn't be avoided either way... Your just lucky Xehanort, our former superior, his heartless, mini him, and those freaks of his are staying at casa de leager too busy planning that "Great Cycle" garbage while laughing knowing Qui's latest plan, is gonna be a dishastor for her."
  • Saix: "Remind me again Axel.... Why must we leave every hero, and villains, in the dark about Xehanort's true intentions?"
  • Larxene: "Oh, 3 simple reasons: 1: The heroes hated us for playing bad guy. 2: Xheanny's too popular with Mirage about his false plans to bring darkspawn back and reigniting a second clash that is really to never come to take ANYONE'S opition otherwise, and 3: We're suppose to do this, in secret until it's time."
  • Axel: "And don't worry too much about Shineflare... I suspect a particular louger ally will, savatosh Qui's garden and current control over his captives soon enough... He likes to be, fastionably late though...."
  • Marluxia: "Anyway. Have you any other reports?"
  • Saix: "..... I heard rumors that Qui's planning to corrupt Discord's parents and spieces soon.... and if that happens..."
  • Larxene: "It's bye-bye harmony, HELL-LO choas and destruction!"
  • Axel: "Not much we can do here... All we have to do, is see once again, for the lougers to surprise us again."
  • Vexen: "In that case, YOU better know what you're doing, Axel. Cause it doesn't look like a task, even THEY are suited for."
  • Axel: "Then you, are gonna amazed with jaws agaped, and I'll there to pick it up for you."

Qui's court-room.

  • Qui: "ATTENTION, VILLAINS?! DO I HAVE A PLAN FOR YOU?! AND IT CONCERNS, THE REST OF DISCORD'S RACE, AND HIS ROYAL PARENTS!?"
  • Villains: "It does?"
  • Qui: That's right. We're going...TO DRACONEQUUA!
  • Cobra: You mean Discord's homeland that I bothered never to go to? Heh, I guess I wouldn't mind paying his parents a visit. I heard they are very concerned about Discord's antics. Though I still have no clue if his brother that I have completely no idea about would be useful to us.
  • Qui: Who cares about his brother? I don't. When we're done with Discord's race, I'm sure he'll be satisfied considering he's the one who turned Discord evil in the first place.
  • Dr. Nefarious: So what you're saying is that...we're gonna corrupt all the Draconequui that live there?
  • Junjie: Are you out of your dragon brain?
  • Qui: It's Zewinsaur, thank you very much. And no, I'm not out of my mind. Why?
  • Cobra: It would take a lifetime supply of corruption powder to corrupt the whole island. Do you have ANY idea how hard it is to make the stuff?
  • Qui: That won't be nessersary... Thanks to, a friend who warned me about the plan concerning Loogar was gonna be a failure, I had relearned corruption magic, and it's STRONGER THEN EVER?! I could corrupt half a planet with these powers?!
  • Cobra: "Is it gonna be enough for an island of insanity?"
  • Celisus: "It's as safe an asssumion as an early prediction of a baby's gender.
  • Qui: Narcotic, ready our giant ship! We're gonna pay the Draconequui an unpaid visit. (Chuckles)
  • Cobra: "Saix! May I have a request?"
  • Saix appeared.
  • Saix: "You called Mang?"
  • Cobra: "I want you to watch over the prisoners while the rest of us, take mary holiday in Discord's, homelands."
  • Hades: "Ohh, sucks to be you, Saixy, you have to do prisoner baby sitting!"
  • Siax: "..... Do you want me to tell Xehanort you disrespected a member of his line, provoking him to punish you, severely?"
  • Hades: "..... I, didn't say anything for you to do that! (Nerviously laughs), Hey, put up a good word for me for him, and blow this all thing over huh?"
  • Saix: "That's what I thought.... Enjoy your trip..."

Chapter 5: The Corruption of the Draconequus Race/Discord's conquest of Equestia, through a song from Prince of Eyget/Saldaron to the Rescue and the Cooper Gang's Planned Plunder Weed Hiest/The Mystery of Qui deepens.

Draconequua

  • Rainbow Dash: (Salty's ship finally makes it to Draconequua, and Rainbow Dash pants in exhaustion, and falls head-first into the shore)
  • Icky: Get your head out of the dirty water, Dashie!
  • Rainbow Dash: Sorry! I'm just pooped!
  • Twilight: But at least we made it. (Sees that color-swirled trees are blocking the view of the land)...
  • Pinkie: OOH, pretty colors!
  • Bagheera: Alright, let's get moving. Discord's not gonna find himself, you know.

A Draconquui town.

  • Icky: "It's like we revisited toontown.... So, where is everyone?"

(Suddenly, a welcoming commettie sing THIS song happens!)

Smile, Darn Ya, Smile!- Who Framed Roger Rabbit Soundtrack (Lyics)-0

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  • Po: WHOA-HO-HO-HO-HO!!! THIS IS AWESOME!!!
  • Twilight: This...this is exactly like Discord's chaotic world...only bigger.
  • Pinkie: HOLY EQUESTRIA, LOOK HOW MANY SWEETS THIS PLACE HAS! (Bites into a soft pretzel in the ground) DELICIOUS!!!
  • ???: HELLO, HELLO, HELLO! (Another Draconequus arrives) Welcome to Draconequua!
  • Rainbow Dash: Well, it's about time I saw another Draconequus other than Discord.
  • Twilight: Hello.
  • Draconequus: What brings you friendly bunch here to the craziest place in Equestria?
  • Fluttershy: Well, you wouldn't happen to see a Draconequus named Discord arriving here, have you?
  • Draconequus: You mean the king and queen's evil son that was reformed? Not that I know of. Perhaps you should see King Wacky and Queen Pranks.
  • Icky: "Thanks for the tip, Mr..."
  • Draconequus: Lucky.
  • Icky: Lucky.
  • Twilight: Say, would you also happen to know where Eris Caves could be?
  • Lucky: Oh, sure. That place has great history. It was the sight of a Chaos War battle, and others say it's where Princess Celestia, Luna, and Discord hung out when they were little. I seen where they stayed, it was beautiful. It hadn't even changed a bit...Hey, I know that yellow pony. You're Fluttershy, the pony who reformed Discord.
  • Fluttershy: Yeah. You know me?
  • Lucky: Who doesn't know you? All of Draconequua knows about you for reforming the king and queen's son.
  • Shifu: And you're saying you've never seen Discord here?
  • Lucky: Nope.
  • Bagheera: Well, I guess we should head to the castle where Discord's parents live.
  • Applejack: Let's just hope in our guts that they're not as obnoxious as Discord.

Draconequui Castle

  • (The castle is large, and composed of blocks, bricks, plants, and other stuff. Inside, we see two Draconequui, one sitting in his throne, and the other pacing the floor. These were Discord's parents, King Wacky and Queen Pranks)
  • King Wacky: (Groans frustratedly)...This is so aggravating. How couldn't we have seen this coming?
  • Queen Pranks: I don't know, Wacky. We all know how Discord has begun acting since Mayhem turned him evil, but things work out in the end.
  • King Wacky: "Not from what I heard! Discord is already porsicuted for that plunderweed mess as we speak! This is an international insodent in the making?!"
  • ???: "Oh, trust me, THAT'S nothing compaired what happened next?!"
  • Wacky and Pranks see Qui, Celius, Narcotic, and QP coming out of the shadows with Discord.
  • King Wacky: "Son! Your here! But why? Don't you know council placed you on probation?"
  • Qui: "That's, the problem, I'm afraid."
  • Pranks has a funny feeling about Qui, and gave her a suspicious look.
  • Queen Pranks: "And, you are....?"
  • Qui: "Just a concerned friend, your eligance. And I don't think your gonna like what the ponies had done to your son in retailiation, for a weed infestation no less!"
  • King Wacky: "What happened?"
  • Discord: "THOSE UNGRATEFUL JERKS BOOTED ME OUT FOR THE PLUNDER WEEDS, COSTING THEM THE ELEMENTS OF HARMONY, AND BLAMING ME FOR CAUSING PRED JUDU DES TO DISAPPEAR EVEN WHEN I WAS PRACTICLY CHAINED LIKE A DOG?!"
  • Pranks and Wacky gasped!
  • Qui: "Surely, you must be upset that the Alicorns, even Discord's reformer, had carelessly, CARELESSLY, allowed this to go without even so much as a minor intervention! And your not gonna let them get away with this, (Secretly uses corruption magic behind her back) are you?" (The spell hypnotizes Wacky and Pranks)
  • Wacky: (Corrupted) I don't think so!
  • Pranks: (Corrupted) Those ungrateful jerks!
  • Wacky: That does it. I'm declaring war on those ponies as of now for their untrustworthiness, and uncaring act!
  • Qui: Wise decision.
  • Wacky: "My queen, what was our family thinking adopting into this, nonsense?! It's time to re-embrace Tyranny's path of chaos, and do what the Kinya beings intended us for!? Turn this planet into a world of choas?!"
  • Discord: "And, I'm, commandering it....."

Ponville.

  • Lightning and Mare-zan were on guard, but as they were, music started to play, as a plauge of frogs, rodents, locusts, Parasprites, mutant angry, destructive animals, dancing bison, cotton candy chocolate milk rain, followed by surreal crazyness, as this music plays, while this is being watched by Qui, Celius, Narcotic, Cobra, Mirage, the Villain Leage Grand Council, Dark Dragon, and Dr. Nefarious, who are enjoying the reaping of their work.
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  • Black Kat sees this!
  • Black Kat: "What's going on?! Why are our people doing this?"
  • ???: Beautiful, isn't it? (Discord appears) My kind has been angered by the ponies' actions against me, they declared war on us again. And I couldn't be happier.
  • Black Kat: Your parents declared war on Equestria?!? What kind of insane person would make them do that?!?
  • Discord: Well, let's just say someone helped me get payback.
  • Black Kat:...Discord, is something wrong? You're different than the Discord I knew.
  • Discord: Well, I'm now looking to the positive side of things. The ponies didn't care about me from the beginning. Nopony did.
  • Black Kat: Okay, Discord, there's something seriously wrong with you. You're not yourself anymore! Something's fishy going on here, and I'm gonna find out what! (Teleports away)
  • Discord:...(Scoffs) Who cares about her, I've got some payback to wreak. (Teleports away)
  • Qui: (Laughs with the other villains) This just gets better and better. Ponies are gonna be even more angry at not just Discord, but his entire race. Conflicts will ensue, and we'll be the scourge of Equestria!
  • Dr. Nefarious: There's no 'we', lady! We're STILL not joining forces. Corrupting these chaotic squishes is a, nice capability, but not so much I deside to forsake my own plans to play nice with these two jokers and their followers?!
  • Qui: Well, I guess you need more, convincing. I have one more glorious plan that'll most likely convince you yet. (They all teleport away)

Draconequua Castle

  • Twilight: (Appears at the castle entrance where two Draconequui guards are seen) Uh, excuse me?
  • Draconequui guard #1: Your kind isn't welcome around here anymore.
  • Icky: What do you mean 'not welcome around here'?
  • Draconequui #2 guard: We know that your kind shunned Discord for a harmless accident, and cannot be forgiven for it. Therefore, your kind isn't allowed on this land.
  • Iago: AW, C'MON, MAN!!!
  • Twilight: Qui must've gotten to the king and queen before we did.
  • Tigress: "I TOLD YOU WE SHOULDN'T HAVE STOPPED FOR SLUSHES, PO?!"
  • Shifu: "Why would they even serve slushes in a land of choas?!"
  • Po: "....Sorry."
  • Icky: "Everyone wanna assume Qui already has gotten to Discord as well?"
  • Twilight: "No! There is still hope for him!"
  • Icky: "The Villain Leage's latest tweet in their twitter account said "Qui has corrupted Draconquui race into delcairing war. Still no villain allience, LOLZ."... Well, we're ka-junked."
  • Twilight: "......We..... We failed?"
  • Po: "Well, we can always join in with the lougers going to save the tree of harmony."
  • Icky: "But first, let's warned them that Equestia's even more fucked then already."
  • Icky dails his Iphone.
  • Icky: "Hello? Cynder? Yeah, crap news. Turns out, Qui may've already long had Discord, and beaten us to the King and Queen of the Draconquui, and chances are, we're even more fucked in the ass already, and we're gonna joined Spongebob in saving the harmony tree. Kay bye."
  • Icky turns off the phone.
  • Icky: "And chances are, Cynder is gonna have a nasty reaction to this in 3, 2, 1....."
  • Icky quickly puts on earmuffs!
  • Cynder: (Heard from Draconequua) AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!
  • Darkness Qui: (In Old Castle) What the hell was that?!?
  • Celsius: I have NO idea!
  • Twilight: Well, I guess we're gonna have to let Salty know that we're teleporting back to Equestria so he doesn't get angry. (Shrugs) There goes my chance to check out Eris Caves.
  • Applejack: You'll get the chance, sugar-cube. You'll get the chance.
  • Twilight: I hope so. I don't want another Chaos War coming into the spotlight. (Teleports herself and the group away from the castle)

Salty's Ship

  • Salty: (Twilight and the group teleport to him) AARRGGHH!!!...Geez, your highness, don't scare me like that.
  • Rainbow Dash: We just want you to know we don't need you anymore. You're free to go back to your shack, because things have officially gotten worse for us.
  • Salty: What makes you think that? (The ocean suddenly turns pink and purple, and the fish become larger and sprout bat wings)...Oh.... No further questions....
  • Fluttershy: You think you can get home even with the chaotic oceans attacking you?
  • Salty: HAH, are you kiddin'? I've knocked out a dragon using nothing more than a spoon. So taking care of myself is as easy as pie.
  • Twilight: Well, thanks for your help, anyway.
  • Salty: My pleasure. Cheerio! (Sails out to the chaotic ocean)
  • Twilight:...Let's go! (The group teleports out of the area)
  • This was seen by a left behind Rash and Teddie, and Fire.
  • Rash: "Aw man, things are going bad?!"
  • Teddie: "AND WE'RE STUCK, in the land of angry choas makers?! We're done for?!"
  • ???: "I wouldn't be too sure about that."
  • Fu-Xi in his disguise appears.
  • Fu-Xi: "The Sage said it's time to leave. The Squid is really gonna hit the fan at this rate! Would be FAR to dangerious even for ME to stick around for long!"
  • Rash: "THEN GET US OUT OF HERE MAN?!"
  • Fire: "We promise to resume our observing on Viper in better times, master."
  • Fu-Xi: Good. I already gave the purple dragon's companion an Alicorn potion for her to learn her past, but she needs to convince Twilight to help her activate it.... Hopefully, after she calms down from a possable tirade.

Where Cynder's group is.

  • Cynder was breathing heavly!
  • Cynder: "OF ALL THE DIRTY TRICKS FOR A VILLAIN TO DO, THIS IS WHAT SHE DOES?!? ALRIGHT, THAT DOES IT! WHEN I SEE TWILIGHT, I AM GONNA FORCE HER TO ACTIVATE THIS POTION SO I CAN FIND OUT WHAT MADE HER SO EVIL! I AM GONNA GIVE THAT QUI BASTARD- Uh, I mean, QUI BITCH, A PIECE OF MY MIND!!! (Screams, and pants heavily)...(Calms down) Okay, maybe I'm going too far."
  • Riku: Yeah, for God's sake, that was a little overplay.
  • Lord Shen: Even MY temper-tantrums aren't that crazy.
  • Cynder: "But seriously, she crossed a personal line! She messed with Discord's ability to reformed!? Now no one will truly give him a chance!"
  • Lord Shen: "... You mean, like that wasn't already happening before?"
  • Cynder:...I will make her pay for this!
  • Riku: Cynder, calm down! Do we really have to resort to violence just because Qui would easily ruin Discord's life by turning his own kind against Equestria?
  • Cynder: Well, it's bad enough she made Lord Shen look like a traitor to us! Now she made Discord's entire race look bad. That's WAY too far, even for her!
  • Lord Shen: Well, isn't that the definition of 'evil'?
  • Cynder: But this is beyond evil! That's what I call barbaric. (Suddenly goes into her dark form) HOW COULD SHE DO THIS TO SUCH AN INNOCENT PERSON WHO WAS WRONGED THOUSANDS OF YEARS AGO?!? I THOUGHT FOR ONCE SHE WASN'T ALWAYS LIKE THIS, BUT AFTER THIS UNFORGIVABLE ACT, I WANT TO MAKE SURE SHE BURNS IN HELL!!!
  • Lord Shen: ".... Didn't you said that when she cheated us out of destroying QP for good?"
  • Cynder: "THAT'S BESIDES THE POINT!? I wish I knew a way to bring due punishment to Qui?!"
  • ???: Then maybe I should help.
  • Riku, Shen, and Cynder: "Huh?" (A familiar Nega-Cheshire Cat appears in front of them)
  • Saldaron: Greetings, Cynder. (Cynder exits her dark form)
  • Lord Shen: (Sighs) Not YOU again.
  • Riku: Aren't you the Nega-Cheshire Cat that appeared to us a couple of times before? What's his name, Salvaron, or something?
  • Cynder: Saldaron. He's the American McGee's version of the Cheshire Cat from those sadistic video games.
  • Lord Shen: And rather creepy-looking for a god-like feline.
  • Cynder: At least he wasn't as much of a jerk as the Cheshire Cat from the Disney Wonderland.
  • Saldaron: Yes, that version of me was much of a jerk to me as well, framing me for crimes a couple of times, but that is beside the point. I have come to aid Cynder in stopping Qui for her crimes against this world.
  • Cynder: You want to help me?
  • Saldaron: But I must warn you first. This Qui person isn't the wicked dark-hearted dragon you knew her to be. You must actually watch the words you say, for they can mold you into a person you're not. Cruel punishment isn't the way to make her pay for making Discord's race look bad, and you know it as well as I do.
  • Cynder:...(Sighs) You're right. Why should I go too far with the punishment I wish to bring to her? But, how do you want to be of help to me?
  • Lord Shen: And it better be good!
  • Cynder: "Shen, why are you so distrustful all of the sudden?"
  • Lord Shen: "It's not that I don't trust him, it's just, one, he's, kinda a darkspawn in some ways, I mean, I know he willfully betrayed the darkspawn brotherhood in exchange for a cushy timelord job, and two, he seriously weirds me out with that abnormal smile."
  • Saldaron: "Perhaps I am not the "conventional" good guy, but I am of pure intentions none of the less. I promise you I never had true desires nor enjoyment of being a tasteless demon of darkness, and I certenly don't wish to see the likes of Malefor running amok again."
  • Lord Shen: "Ok, fine! What is it that you offer?"
  • Saldaron: "Two things: My survices to slightly alter time in a paradox free manor, with prior approveal from the time council a few chapters prior alcorse, and, a bit of a secret to share concerning your, Avatar ability, but it comes with a warning."
  • Cynder: "Tell me."
  • Saldaron: If you desire to, have Qui properly, finished, channel enough of your avatar engry to become, an Inner Avatar.... But Cynder, if you choose to enter your inner avatar state to stop Darkness Qui's plan and banish her to the Realm of Darkness, you too shall become apart of the Dark Realm too, just as your partner, Riku had once been.
  • Cynder: "..... A grim risk...... But what choice do I have?"
  • Riku and Shen: "WHAT?!"
  • Saldoron: "Well again, I don't have much ability to alter your fate, directly, and I am certainly not gonna bother to change your mind, but sometimes, the future is not always what we expect it to be. You may or may not banish Qui as you hope, and maybe the darkness resident threat may not even happen. I can't say for sure, cause the oblegations of a time lord is restricting on such matters."
  • Flotsam and Jetsam: "Yes, very restricting...."
  • Lord Shen: ".... I'm still weird out by the fact you desided to turn those eels of ursula into your servents, that further adds to your creepyness."
  • Saldoron: "True, but they're great at keeping an, "eye", on things."
  • Saldoron and the eels laughed as they vanished.
  • Lord Shen: "..... Like I said before.... Creep.... Pee!"
  • Cynder: "I know what I must do now, even if it's at the cost of my own life..... Shen, Riku, if things were to go like Saldoron said, please tell Spyro.... I thought he was always cute in purple."
  • Riku: "Ok, before we go THAT ROUTE, let's agree to do, that, as a last resort if Qui doesn't deside to turn tail and run! Remember her attempt to destroy love and how much of a chicken she became because you went Avatar? It obviously doesn't take TOO much to stop her!"
  • Cynder: ".... I was just saying "If". I already know Qui isn't exactly, brave when things are not desireable for her, but in this case, in light that she's almost winning, she might not be so willing to back down, and I'm worried turning Discord's people against Equestia is just the beginning, she may have an even darker plan for the tree of harmony, I can feel it. Why else would she have the villains in an old, dusty castle, and not hide out in Canterlot?"
  • Lord Shen: "You mean aside the fact they didn't want to deal with revolting ponies? I mean like in, continuious revolutions, I mean."
  • Cynder:...Well...(Notices the Alicorn potion)...yeah, but I think I shouldn't get myself through the thing I swore to never go back to: Darkness. I should try this Alicorn potion first. If Qui really IS part of my past, then I can't risk having her banished before I find out she is. I have to find Twilight first.
  • Lord Shen: "Well, this is certainly taking a darker direction at each step!"
  • The trio moved on.

Old Castle.

  • The Vines are seen growing more and more.
  • Qui stood proudly as the vines started to spread.
  • Darkness Qui: "Look at this. This is proof your "Karma" logic is nothing but nonsense. Even as we speak, the plunderweeds have trapped everyone in their gripped! So what the lougers are still rampent? Once my 3rd phase happens, and the villain teams finally agree to unite, not even they can ruin me this time!"
  • Cobra, Dark Dragon, and Nefarious came in.
  • Lord Cobra: "Qui, we would like to issue some, concerns about our location."
  • Dr. Nefarious: "Yeah, WHY are we still hanging out in this dusty old castle, and not rocking it out in Canterlot?"
  • Dark Dragon: "Aside from revolter avoidence, we mean."
  • Darkness Qui: "Well, it's so I can be as close as possable to the Tree of Harmony.... I have, plans for it."
  • Mang, D.D. and Nefarious: "Plans?"
  • Darkness Qui: "Gentlemen..... Have any of you dreamed, of having power of such, great universe alter properites, at the tip of your fingertips?"
  • Cobra: "Our, curiousity's peeked, miss Qui."
  • Darkness Qui: "Well then, come with me to the castle, I'll disguss more there."
  • As the villains left, figures hid in the shadows.
  • ???: Oh, boy. This doesn't look good.
  • ???: Calm down, Bentley! We'll just find the Shell Lodge and explain everything. That is if we can successfully reach them.
  • ???: Well, let's hurry. If any drones come, I'll clobber them quickly.
  • ???: Let's go, team! (They hop down to a familiar van, and drive off)

SpongeBob's Team's Location

  • Twilight: "And that's the current situation we're in.
  • Spongebob: "Good Jolly Roger's Lagoon Twilight, sounds like things just keep getting worse and worse as we progress through!"
  • Squidward: "Told ya we should've took the van to get them."
  • Mr. Krabs: "Well then they've seen us coming! Besides, it's covered in those dang plundering weeds by now, so it's no use either way!"
  • Sandy: "Not to mention Discord's corrupted along with his race and family! We don't know if Black Kat's corrupted too!"
  • ???: Guys! (Black Kat teleports into the area) Bad news! Something's happened to Discord! He's not the Discord I knew anymore. He's gone back to wreaking chaos again, along with the rest of his race. He said his parents declared war on Equestria for being untrustworthy of Discord. I think someone's corrupted them.
  • Twilight:...Well...I think you picked the right time to come, Kat.
  • Black Kat: I did?
  • Twilight: Yes. We know what's going on here. Our old foe, Darkness Qui, has returned after we gave up the Elements of Harmony to the Tree of Harmony, and since there's now no defense against evil, she and the other villains have teamed up to wreak havoc on this place, and Qui decided to corrupt Discord, his parents, and the entire race into wreaking chaos again.
  • Black Kat: (Sighs) Oh my, God!
  • Boss Wolf: Plus, Discord's had a problem getting sued after our Season 4 premiere, and Shineflare banished him. And Lord Shen was...uh...involved.
  • Black Kat: LORD SHEN?!?
  • Boss Wolf: Yeah, I shouldn't have said that.
  • Patrick: But wait! If Qui corrupted all the Draconequui here, then why isn't it affecting you?
  • Black Kat: Because I'm not from here, but I gotta say, it's ABOUT TO! I ALWAYS KNEW THAT WHITE OVERGROWN CHICKEN WOULD RUIN DISCORD'S LIFE!!! I'm gonna strangle him for this!
  • Spyro: Calm down, Kat. Shineflare forced him to do it.
  • Black Kat: Then I'm gonna strangle Shen AND Shineflare!
  • Sparx: Easy there, lady. No need to get violent.
  • Spyro: "And, it's not out of Shineflare being a cruel bitch.... Entirely.... Qui framed Discord by kidnapping Pred Judu Des and his adopted daughters with the Plunder Weeds and provoked Shineflare to give Discord a trail right away and forced Shen into it."
  • Black Kat: "..... Oh..... I'm still mad at those two though. I get Discord wasn't exactly the most saintly draconiouus, and that Shineflare hates myhtic beasts in general cause of a dead boyfriend, but........ Wait.... Now that I think about it. I don't think a dead boyfirend is THAT bad enough to make a pony like Shineflare THAT insane or xenophobic. It has to be something more, deeper. Something from within Shineflare's most fragle time, like, a childhood truma?"
  • Gilda: "If so, I bet it was SERIOUSLY nasty to make Shiny a total bitch!"
  • Black Kat: Regardless, you guys have gotta help me. Discord's gonna do something horrible if we don't get him out of his senses.
  • Gloria: Don't worry, Kitty, we'll be glad to help. We could use a Draconequus in the group.
  • Black Kat: Please, don't call me 'kitty'. You have no idea how many times I was called that in my childhood.
  • Icky: Really? Does Discord ever call you that?
  • Black Kat: (Blushes)...Well, yeah, but that's beside the point. The others who did that were bullies.
  • Icky: Ooh...tragic.
  • Twilight: We'll help you, but I think the best way to do it is for you to help us save the Tree of Harmony so we can find a way to amplify the Elements' power to stop the Plunder Weeds from sucking it's power.
  • Rainbow Dash: It is possible that the Elements Lightning and Midnight use can be useful near the Tree?
  • Twilight:...Huh...I hadn't thought of that. Perhaps they would work near the Tree.
  • Rainbow Dash face hooved!
  • Raindow Dash: "And yet I told her to safeguard ponyville with Mare-Zan! Augh?! She's probully over-wealmed by angry Draconquui by now!"
  • Boss Wolf: "Hey, it's not like we can see into the future or anything. And Soothsayer's visions are very selective about showing her the future or not, so we can't expect her to warn us about EVERYTHING!"
  • Twilight: Relax, Midnight's a tough pony, espeicaly when it comes to those distasteful anti Celestia memes. She's struck other people for it before, so there's a good chance she's very tough.
  • Icky: Hmm...I wonder...Molestia! (Suddenly, Midnight and the others teleported into the area)
  • Midnight: (Dubbed as Sandy) WHAT DID YOU SAY?!?
  • Sandy: Oh, how original. Using a meme to lure someone somewhere. Never seen THAT before.
  • Patrick: You mean like how we lured you to the Krusty Krab by saying that Texas is dumb--(Sandy grabs him by the neck) I TAKE IT BACK, I TAKE IT BACK!!! (Sandy lets him go, and he gasps for air)
  • Icky: Easy, Midnight, I just said that to get you here.
  • Sincere: (Scoffs) You have to admit, that's pretty funny--Whoa, is she pretty! (Looks at Black Kat)
  • Midnight: (Sighs) I gotta take some anger management classes when this is all over. So, I take it you guys have a plan involving us?
  • Rainbow Dash: "Yeah, we kinda need help from the artifcial elements to see if they can repower the tree too. Though, since they were created, not grown from the tree, or considered to be canon to Hasbro, we do need to figure out a different way for them to repower the tree."
  • Applejack: Well, all we need to do is find out how to get the Elements to work alongside the other Elements, and hope for certain that their combined power will stop the Plunder Weeds.
  • Twilight: Yeah, but I think that would require having to place the other Elements on the tree, and since there's no other slots for it, I think the best thing to do is for us to retrieve the 6 main Elements and use them to eliminate the weeds with the power of the other Elements.
  • Lightning: And you think that'll work?
  • Twilight: I'm guessing.
  • Tai: Then let's do it. (Suddenly, some vrooming van sounds are heard)
  • Sam: Max, uh, did you put our car on auto-pilot again?
  • Max: No, I'm sure I turned it off this time. Stinks we had to install one since we rode it around in space all the time.
  • SpongeBob: Hold on! I think I know what that is...I think it might be... (Suddenly, a van appears from out of nowhere, and it is revealed to be Sly Cooper's Van)
  • Everyone: THE COOPER GANG VAN?!?
  • Icky: "Wow, for once, I am grateful for a Tman orianted ideal, espeically if it's one that's helpful and is hardly at all a Kairi fetish... No offence intended."
  • Sly: (Climbs out of the van with Murray, and Bentley, who falls out of the van and out of his wheelchair) Guys, we've come to warn you something about Qui's plan.
  • Murray: (Helps Bentley back into his wheelchair) There you are, buddy.
  • Bentley: Glad I have someone to pull my butt back in place once in a while.
  • Sly: We just overheard that they're intending to plan something big at that old castle not to far from here. We were gonna go there and listen ourselves, but we were sure these invading vines would get in the way.
  • Sparx: Well, glad we have an anti-hero who's constantly being hunted on our side. Where there's Sly Cooper, there's Carmalita Fox on his tail.
  • Murray: Relax, she's not much of a problem for the moment. She's busy on another mission.
  • Sly: She's out with the UUPD trying to catch Amilio the Chameleon, who just escaped from prison. Pretty much your repalcement when news got out of the massive villain team invadion of Equestia, and the High Council insisted the lougers are very needed there at the moment. Glad we picked the right time to be active when she's not around.
  • Banzai: Doubtful since you two share feelings for each other.
  • Everyone: TOO MUCH INFO!!!
  • Rainbow Dash: Well, shouldn't some of us head over to Celestia and Luna's old castle to see what they're intending to do?
  • Murray: Well, so far as we know, Qui has rounded up all 3 villain teams, plus a mess of your personal OC foes, and is STILL trying to get them together for a new Villains Act.
  • Iago: How did YOU guys know about Qui coming from the Alternate Universe?
  • Sly: We didn't. You just told us. We've been spying on them since she arrived.
  • Spyro: So the villains have actually given her another chance?
  • Icky: "Spyro, The Villain Leage agreed to trade with her on mortal potions on the Skeetraziod mess, All three them liked Qui Program, She gave Nefarious a virus to wreck shit in Omicron, I once read in Nefarious' post on Facebook about him thanking Qui for distracting us during the time she tried to destroy love while he sneaks in un-noticed to enact the events of the REAL Best Night Ever. Does THAT sound like they still have resentment for her?
  • Spyro: "........ Oh. She really must be very good at reasoning with even the hard headed Dark Dragon to make them forget about certain events the first time she tried to unite the teams."
  • Soothsayer: "Well I wouldn't think she would be a very good villain team leader if she wasn't very persayive, Spyro. Would the Villain's Act have so many villains to subugate an entire universe if she was bad at winning people over?"
  • Spyro: "Also a good point."
  • Shenzi: How much are you betting that's gonna bite her in the ass in the end?
  • Bentley: Well, the villains still aren't agreeing to join forces, but have said they were gonna conquer different parts of Equestria when they win...which I know they won't.
  • SpongeBob: Okay, it's settled then. Once Cynder, Riku, and Shen arrive, it's off to The Old Castle with the Cooper Gang... Then, we'll test Twilight's theory about the elements.
  • Rainbow Dash: "But first me and Lightning will make a quick trip to Canterlot to get the lost elements for it first. We'll be back in a flash!"
  • Murray: Don't worry, SquarePants! The Murray is on the case!
  • Sly: We're with you all the way, Sponge.
  • SpongeBob: Good to hear. First thing, how are we gonna find Cynder, Shen, and Riku?
  • Black Kat: I can help with that. We Draconequui are good at locating people. We're omnipotent when it comes to being this powerful. And frankly, we don't have to look too far...
  • She points to Cynder, Shen, and Riku heading their direction.
  • Spyro: Cynder, guys! You're back.
  • Lord Shen: (Sees that Kat is angry at him)...Uh...what's with her?
  • Black Kat: (Turns Lord Shen into a chicken) THAT was for getting Discord into this mess!
  • Lord Shen: ARE YOU OUT OF YOUR MIND, WOMAN?!?
  • Boss Wolf: (Snickers)
  • Lord Shen: Shut up!
  • Twilight: (Sees the Alicorn potion Cynder is holding) Uh, Cynder, where did you get that Alicorn potion?
  • Cynder: ".... Uh, I found it."
  • Twilight: "Where?"
  • Cynder: "Uh.... The best I can tell you is some friendly strangers that insisted I don't reveil who they are."
  • Twilight: "Strangers?"
  • Cynder: "Yes, who they asked me not to revel much on them. I am not even suppose to talk about them AT ALL! Just be glad I'm not lying about this by saying Zecora made a new batch, cause I knew eventally your gonna go to her and she'll say otherwise!"
  • Twilight: "Well, are you sure these, "Strangers" are creditable, and, not any of our enemies, or any of the lougers enemies?"
  • Cynder: "They didn't look like anything capable to even be a minor threat to Equestia, and I did say strangers, didn't I? If they were our enemies, would I be quick to accept a potion from them if they were anyone we knew?"
  • Icky: "Look, we don't have time to intearigate on how Cynder got a magic bottle! Maybe these Strangers are Qui haters or Anti-Villain Team fanatics like the old cartoon network characters. Let's be thankful SOMEONE wants to help Cynder out outside of us when we can only offer so much."
  • Twilight: "Well, I don't know...."
  • Cynder: "Twilight, please, I need this. I spent many a sleepless night worring about why I am connected to an otherwise otherworldly dragon, even more ever since that scare from the Devious Puppet mess when I thought Qui murdered my family... But I'm glad it was just Devious being a sneak.... For the most part... But I am more distressed then ever. Who knows what Qui's history hold that not even she may be unaware of? I'm worried, cause when QP mentioned she had a family and a daughter, That made me concerned. What if Qui was a victim of something she was never meant to be dragged into.... Like me?"
  • Applejack: "Twi, I ain't comfertable about these strangers giving her that potion neither, but, she needs this. We just have to assume the folks were out on good intentions."
  • Twilight: Well, I don't know if I can allow it yet. First I need to ask Cynder something. What will you do if Qui turns out to not be part of your past?
  • Cynder: Well, I think I might have a plan. It may be risky, but I think it's the best punishment I can think of.
  • Riku: Saldaron came along a while ago and suggested that Qui be sent to the Dark Realm, at the cost of being part of it herself like I was.
  • Spyro: Cynder, is this true?
  • Cynder: Yes. Saldaron may be ominous and was involved with Darkspawn, but we've trusted him before, haven't we?
  • Spyro: But Cynder, are you seriously willing to go through what Riku has been through?
  • Cynder: Spyro, look at what she's done to this place! She set off a chain of events that got Shen to betray us and Discord to be banished, and she corrupted Discord's entire race into wreaking chaos again. And need I remind everyone the trouble she made before today? She was also an empress of evil for a team of villains that was an exsample we never let the Villain Leage freed the Darkspawn, or let Nefarious get away with his plan for the generator, or how we kept the scourge imperials from conguring everything! Qui holds many secrets on how to turn out universe just like hers before we came to it by chance! I can't accept that she could be capable of doing something so cruel. If it means she gets what she deserves, then I have no choice. This is why I need to know right here, right now, if she's part of my past.
  • Spyro: "Are, are you sure we can't just send Qui to Prison 42 again? The Wardens will promise she'll be kept in heavier conditions! Qui-"
  • Twilight: Spyro, I don't think there's any point in convincing her otherwise. We just need to hope for the best that Qui really is part of Cynder's past.
  • Spyro: But...but I might never see her again. This isn't like her to just risk being consumed in darkness again. She's hated it since she was born...(Suddenly turns into his dark form) I WON'T ALLOW IT!!! I'M NOT GONNA LOSE HER AGAIN!!!
  • Icky: "AW NOT AGAIN!?"
  • Squidward: "Oh, boy."
  • Mr. Krabs: "MAN YOUR STATIONS?! TAKE COVER?!"
  • Twilight: Spyro, please, settle down!
  • Sparx: Yeah, man! I know you've got the hots for her, but seriously!
  • Alex: Sparx, you know he's touchy about that.
  • Dark Spyro: WHY SHOULD I SETTLE DOWN?!? SHE'S MY BEST COMPANION, AND I DON'T WANNA LOSE HER!!! NOT AGAIN!!!
  • ???: Perhaps you don't seem to understand how desperate she is. (Saldaron appears again)
  • Lord Shen: Oh, it's you again.
  • Dark Spyro: "YOU?! WHAT'S THE BIG DAMN IDEA TELLING CYNDER THIS WHEN SHE ALREADY IS LOSING OPITIONS TO DEAL WITH QUI?! ARE YOU SURE YOUR DONE BEING LIKE MALEFOR AND THE OTHER DARKSAPWN?!"
  • Saldaron: You seem to forget that you and Cynder share so much in common. You both don't know about your pasts, do you?
  • Dark Spyro: No!
  • Saldaron: Then believe it or not, I know for certain you would do the same. Your mind is as confused as Cynder's is. Would you do anything for her, like you have in the past?
  • Dark Spyro: Yes! I care about her as much as I do for Kairi! I'd do anything for her.
  • Cynder: Spyro, think! You're acting like the monster you don't want to become! You're pushing it too far!
  • Dark Spyro: I AM NOT!!! If I was to push it too far, I would go there right now, and do the whole punishment for you....
  • Cynder:...Spyro, no! Don't do it!
  • Dark Spyro:...(Changes back to normal, and softly sobs) I won't! But please, there's gotta be a better solution.
  • Cynder: I wish there was.
  • Saldaron: I didn't say you HAD to do it, though.
  • Spyro/Cynder:...What?
  • Saldaron: "Just because I recamended it, doesn't mean it's the only thing to, perrrrraiemently resolve your, Qui problem. Qui is already imtimidated by your normal avatar form as it is. She'll cower behind her robotic abomination before you had the chance to attivche the Inner Avatar."
  • Cynder: "But what if she's more afraid of losing and looking like an imcompident twit infront of the villain teams more then any petty fear of me?"
  • Saldaron: "Well, it is a suitable last resort. But like I said before. The future is full of surprises. It might be what one expects it to be. You might not even get to do it at all, maybe it won't end your ability to be among the light, maybe something I'm oblugated not to reveil to prevent paradoxes, or to accsidently change the future. Sometimes, it amazes even myself, and I already know what's gonna happen."
  • Black Kat: "Well, if your saying Cynder might not even do it at all, WHY even tell her this?"
  • Saldaron: "Well, that's just me. I work in ways often left in the dark, and hard to understand to even the likes of the Wizard Allience. Even Yen Sid is still perpluxed with how I work."
  • Boss Wolf: "Can ya blame him? A former Darkspawn being a good guy? That sounds like the work of strange Dragon Age fanfiction, buddy!"
  • Saldaron: "Now now, let's remember the fact I am even helping heroes at all proves I bare no true or even minor loyalty or regret for those distasteful darkspawn. I am also here to give a pre-appoved time altering for when Qui has a, rather particularly nasty intention for Equestia's dear Tree of Harmony, and in a sense, properly undo her, corruptive magic abilities as well, but it has to happen at the exact time."
  • Twilight: "The tree of Harmony's in danger?!"
  • Saldaron: "I wouldn't say, "danger", but it is in a bit of a bad spot. Why else would Qui make all those villains stay in that dusty old ruins of a castle that is the shell of former Equestian Glory, said to be haunted by an Equestian legend?"
  • Icky: "Aw gees. Based on what Qui did to the Draconquui and Discord, ya don't think she's gonna try to corrupt the-"
  • Twilight: CORRUPT THE TREE OF HARMONY?!?
  • Icky: AW, I WANTED TO SAY THAT!!!
  • Applejack: Holy crap, we need to get moving right now!
  • Helping Hooves: Then what're we waitin' for?
  • Cynder: What about the potion?
  • Saldaron: I suggest activating it at a later time. A time when it's really needed.
  • Cynder: Are you sure?
  • Saldaron: Positive. Salutations. (Disappears)
  • Twilight:...I think he may be right, Cynder. Maybe we DO need to activate the potion at a later time.
  • Icky: Yeah, considering you're not supposed to know about her until a later episode. I won't tell what to avoid being neuralized again.
  • Cynder:...You're right. Okay, I won't send her to the Dark Realm.
  • Spyro: Oh, thank goodness! I thought I'd lose you.
  • Banzai: Well, are you gonna hug her or what? (Cynder smacks him into the dirt where he spits some out) Oh, boy! That kind of mistake is awful hard to swallow.
  • Shenzi: "I follow up on the rotine, but we're under a "time" limit here!"
  • Ed laughs!
  • Banzai: "Yeah yeah yeah, laugh it up, jeckie!"
  • Icky: "Can we just go?!"

Chapter 6: The Tree of Harmony Gets In Trouble/OC villain parade/The revelment of the "True" Qui.

Tree of Harmony's tunnel.

  • Villain Leage Shock Troopers, Vahki, and Nefarious Troopers are escavating it like a treasure!
  • Cobra: "I hate to say it, but, we're working, surprisingly well togather, gents."
  • Dark Dragon: "I'll say... Maybe Qui's not out of her rocker about us joining forces."
  • Dr. Nerfarious: "Tff! I am still not convinced! What does she want with a giant glass tree anyway?!"
  • Cobra: "Well good doctor, she insisted she'll reveil in exselent timing."
  • Dark Dragon: "Well, I must admit I'm impatence on what she wants to do with it. Can we just agree to destroy to make Equestia choatic and out of control?"
  • Cobra: "Well I vote for doing what Qui asks! Remember what she's capable of!"
  • Dr. Nefarious: "I vote for letting me use it as the metahorical key for the great generator!"
  • Cobra: "ENOUGH! Neither myself and Mirage are not gonna tolerate your antics! We all agree to give Lady Qui the gentlemen's benifit of doubt, and we owe her to at least "humor" her on this situation! It was our own petty incompdence that almost made her destroy us, and if we desire to still have our respectable allies obey us, we do well not to upset her again, agreed?"
  • Dr. Nefarious: "(Groans), Fne!"
  • Dark Dragon: "Like I have a choice."
  • A voice: "LET ME GO?!"
  • The trio seen Shineflare being dragged by Narcotic and Celisus!
  • Shineflare: "LET MY BEAUTIFUL TAIL GO, YOU DISGUSTING ALIENS?!"
  • Narcotic: "Quiet, and be thankful I still don't have my viruses with me, otherwise, I would've nanovirused you!"
  • Celisus: "Qui has plans for you, as the amfibian mutant has for your fellow council, those brats, and our captured "ponyvillians"."
  • Narcotic: "And you'll love what that ghost thingie Anima is doing to that Pred guy."
  • Shineflare: "No! NOT PRED?! PLEASE DON'T LEAD THAT DEMON DEVOUR HIS SOUL?!"
  • Narcotic: "Oh don't worry, Anima's not gonna devour his soul.... yet. He just needed a body so he can have an anti-laugh armor against Pinkie Pie, cause as we learned, nothing makes that Pred guy laughed. Not even Benny Hill.... Whoever that is."
  • Celisus: "And if ALL ELSE fails, we saved you best for last, as the big reveilment of your heinious massicure of a noble family, over a drunk idiot!"
  • Shineflare: "No please! THEY'LL KILL ME?!"
  • Celisus: "That, is what Qui is counting on."
  • Qui entered the area.
  • Darkness Qui: "Ah, victory, is near."
  • A Spy drone appeared, and made loud beeps!
  • Darkness Qui: "Alchorse.... My loose ends."

Outside the Old Castle.

  • A barrage of OC villains from the Cronitcles season 1 to half of Season 2 are present as Qui stood before them.
  • Darkness Qui: "Independent Villains! Victory is near! There are is just, a few seeds of goodness, that refuses to die in the winter of our content! Go now! Find the Shell Lougers and the native heroes of this world, AND DESTROY THEM!?"
  • Hank: "Ok ok ok, we'll do it!"
  • The OCs walked off.
  • Narcotic: "We'll soon report our success, your majusty!"
  • Narcotic and Celisus left with Shineflare in a bag!
  • QP: "Qui, the tree is excavated out of the cave, and it's in full display for your, final phrase."
  • Darkness Qui: "Perfect."

At the front of the Gates of the Old castle.

  • Darkness Qui: "Villains! Have I got some exciting news, that'll finally stab the side of light in the heart!"
  • Villains: "YOU DO?"
  • The Alicorns are seen chained to the walls.
  • Darkness Qui: "Yes! The successful invadion of Equestia, freeing the Draconquui of their lame reformity, IS NOT ENOUGH! We need something to make heroes hide into the cracks of obscurity for good! And I have, such a solution. See this glass tree refered to as the "Tree of Harmony"? Well, guess what, my dear villain companions?! I'm going to corrupt the Tree of Harmony to become "The Tree of Darkness", so it will create for yours truely, Lord Cobra of the villain leage, Dark Dragon of the scourge empire, Dr. Nefarious of Team Nefarious, and the Villain Leage's council's magical members, Maleficent, Jafar, Hades, Ursula, and finally, the main hancho of the leage itself, Mirage, the Elements of Darkness, which we shall use against Celestia, Luna, and all good gods and banish them all into the banished realms while freeing the darkspawn, and turn all heroes to stone, and creating an era of perfected harmonic darkness?!"
  • Villains cheered and shouted for Qui!
  • Celestia: "No......"
  • Captain Hook: "Hey! Me and the talking Burlap sack are part of the Villain Leage Grand Council! How come WE ain't included?!"
  • Oogie Boogie: "We don't have magic, Hooky!"
  • Captain Hook: ".... Oh yeah.... (Sighed in sadness) Darn."
  • Darkness Qui: "But, even MY corruption powers that I relearned from a powerful friend, isn't enough! I need help from my soon to be fellow element barers, to make it possable! Do I have your support?!"
  • Cobra: Element Bearers? Since when did you get Element bearers? And who are they?
  • Darkness Qui: (Sighs) Are you kidding me?! Did you not hear what I sai-
  • Brer Bear: And you said something about having a secret weapon from your UUniverses?
  • Darkness Qui: I didn't say that!?
  • Brer Bear: "You didn't? Maybe mah head is forgetting things."
  • Brer Fox: No, she said she had a secret weapon. Remember when you said it served during some 'Interuniversal War' in your world?
  • Darkness Qui: Oh, yeah, that one. Well, I don't think it'll be coming because...well...the delivery cargo ship carrying it might've been caught by the portal's security system, and had that thing dismantled. It might be too late for me to get it now. And I had the ordashity to forgot that the side of light is now like an infestation of grimamites eating away the Moomoo wood of evil!
  • Brer Bear: CRAP! I wanted to see it!
  • Fido: "Uh, what is with the weird names from her universe."
  • Rover: "I have, no idea."
  • Cobra: And those 'Element Bearers' you speak of?
  • Darkness Qui made a frown for Mang's stupid question.
  • Cobra: "..... I asked a bad question, didn't I?"
  • Qui grabs Mang's Neck, Nefarious' neck, and Dark Dragon's neck!
  • Dr. Nefarious: "(Gags), THAT, WOULD BE, (GAGS), AN AFFIRMATIVE?!"
  • Darkness Qui: "WASN'T ANY OF YOU PAYING ATTENTION?!"
  • Grounder: "Uh, sure..... You said "Blah Blah Blah, evil evil evil, I like being bad, blah blah blah!"
  • Scracth: "No stupid! She said something about, a tree of darkness!"
  • Rover: "Uh, yeah! And something about barers! Who were they again?"
  • Junjie: "Uh, forgive us for our, uh, uncharacteristic unenlightend stupidity Qui, it's just that, your speech was so, long-winded and so full of yourself, we, ended up not paying attention out of boredom."
  • Darkness Qui: "......... Are, you, KIDDING ME?!"
  • Nightus: "Seriously? I'M A GOD OF GOODNESS, and even I paid attention to Qui's plans to turn the Tree of Harmony into the tree of darkness and in thus so, giving Mirage, Mang, Dr. Nefarious, Dark Dragon, and the members of the Villain Leage Council capable of magic plus herself elements of darkness, thus making her and them the barers!"
  • Villains: "...... Ohhhhhhhhh, Now we get it."
  • Celestia And Luna: "DAD?!"
  • Heavenslight: "HONEY?! YOU JUST GAVE A MORE EMBRACEABLE VERSON OF QUI JUST SAID AND THEREFOR MAKING THEM UNDERSTAND WHAT SHE IS GOING TO DO?!"
  • Nightus: "..... I was hoping they would be too stupid to listen to me?"
  • Ice King: "I HEARD THAT?!"
  • Darkness Qui: ".... You people, gave me stupid questions when I gave my speech, but when our prisoner made an abrigded verson you understood? YOU LISTEN TO YOUR ENEMIES BETTER THEN SOMEONE WHO PROMISE YOU AN EMPIRE OF EVIL?!"
  • Mang: "(Choking under Qui's grip) Qui, I'm, (gags), sorry! I didn't knew you meant us!?"
  • Dr. Nefarious: "MAYBE IT WOULD'VE HELP IF YOU MORE INTERESTING TO LOOK AT!?"
  • Darkness Qui screams in frustraction as she tosses Dr. Nefarious, Mang, and Dark Dragon into the wall!
  • Darkness Qui: "MORONS?! I AM IN A UNIVERSE OF MORONS?!"
  • Mirage: "You don't have to be prissy about it! We merely had a mistranslation of languise, that's all."
  • Darkness Qui sighed.
  • Darkness Qui: "Sorry.... I am just not used to villains being so.... Like you all."
  • Queen Chrysalis: "Well we ain't from a universe that where villains had won all the time! Sorry we were disappointments to you."
  • Mang: "If I may Qui, maybe to simplafi your speeches abit more, you might get more then just dumb questions."
  • Darkness Qui: "Thank you.... Ya know, I was gonna sing a rephrase of this song I sang when I was gonna destroy love, but now, I am too stressed out by the fact you all acted like idiots out of nowhere!"
  • Ursula: "Oh, speaking of THAT episode! You me and Disney money for using the song "I want the good times back" from the broadway musical of The Little Mermaid without prior written permission!"
  • Yzma: "AND FOR USING MY SONG WITHOUT SUCH?!"
  • Mang: "Oh let it go, you two, OCs have been ripping off establish villains for ages, it's pointless to fight it!"
  • Garble: "Said the Vordemort/Rusputin rip-off!"
  • Mang: "I HEARD THAT, PUNK?!"
  • Darkness Qui: "DO I HAVE TO KILL OFF THE LEADERS JUST TO GET OBEDIENCE AGAIN!?"
  • Mang, Dark Dragon, Nefarious, Mirage, and the other villains: ".... We'll be good..... In the obedience sense."
  • Darkness Qui: "(Irretated groan), I didn't even had this problem with hostile tribes and they didn't even had underpants?! Why are these people giving me problems about a villain unity?"
  • Cobra: Look, not everything is easy for a villain in these worlds, even though it was easy for you in YOUR world. We've been defeated countless times by that meddling sponge, and yet in a sheer accident, he comes to YOUR world, and defeats an entire empire of villains in just 20 minutes! These guys are proving to be too good for us, and we're not gonna make it easier if you blow your stack on us like Hades!
  • Darkness Qui: I know, I'm just having it rough since weird things were happening to me ever since I got here. A dark purple dragon obsesses over me, I get a team of OC idiots on my side, I get awkwardly embarrassed by the dark purple dragon and I somehow share concern for her, and I was VERY surprised that getting you idiots together would be as hard as finding a needle in a haystack. I mean, seriously, what could you all POSSIBLY hate each other for?
  • Nefarious: I'm sure we've told you before, haven't we?
  • Darkness Qui: (Sighs) I don't wanna be reminded again. I don't care if you pay attention to me or not, one of my biggest issues is that my backup weapon was intercepted before it could get here. (Sighs)
  • Jafar: "Well, we did not meant to be a saddening far-cry of the "Superior" villains of your worlds. And sorry we didn't had our troublesome heroes hiding in holes like your universe originally did. Otherwise, your villain's act would've still be funtional, and you would still have that, machine you spoke of."
  • Mang: "Question though, don't you think it's suspicious that the interuniverseal portal secury knew to look out for a ship holding a death machine? I mean, you didn't think the heroes of your universe were forewarned by the lougers, did you?"
  • Darkness Qui had a blank expression, as her eyes start to twich and shed tears!
  • Mang: ".... Chrylly? Did I asked another stupid question?"
  • Chrysalis: "Yep.... You did."
  • Mang: "..... Protect me."
  • Darkness Qui: (Camera on Everfree Forest) AAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHH!!!
  • Megavolt: Wow, does she has some good lungs!
  • Cobra: I've heard screams louder than that.
  • Hades: Especially the one I heard when we were trying to destroy Hercules. Sounded like a banshee.

Cutaway to SpongeBob and Friends meet Hercules

  • Fidget: (Realizes he left Hercules with Meg after he orders pocket pitas) AAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHH!!!

Present

  • Darkness Qui: Well, we don't need the war machine, anyway, when we have an army of drones, mutant weeds, and a bribe with us.
  • Dr. Nefarious: Well, that's good to cackle about. (Cackles).
  • Darkness Qui: "Now, future barers of the elements of darkness, are you ready to corrupt this giant clogger of space?"
  • Cobra: "To avoid making you use your very good lungs again, I'll just say yes. Villain Leage Council, well, Jafar, Hades, Ursula, and Maleficent anyway, And Mirage, arm thy magic!"
  • They did such that!
  • Dr. Nefarious brought out his dark magic!
  • Dark Dragon began to breath corruptive fires!
  • Darkness Qui: "Ya know, I suddenly feel better now!"
  • Ursula: "If your going to sing the rephrase.... Ah, go ahead darling, you had a rough life when the lougers ruined your fun. Be my guest."

(This song plays.)

22

22.)I Want the Good Times Back Reprise-TLM on broadway

  • Celestia (to herself): "Hurry up lougers.... The Universe needs you more then ever."

Everfree Forest

  • Midnight: (The group continues their journey to the Tree) So, Twilight? How exactly are we gonna power up all 11 Elements into saving the Tree of Harmony?
  • Twilight: Well, I'm sure the combined effort of all 11 elements, old and new, will be able to clear off all the Plunder Weeds within a minute. But unfortunately, that would require that we retrieve the Elements from the Tree, and wield them against the Plunder Weeds. I'm not sure if the Tree will be less protected once we get them, but it's the only hope we've got of accomplishing this mission.
  • Chi Fu: And at least I was able to warn the AUUniversals about how Qui was getting some kind of weapon after getting recites for something called a...'G50-NovaTitan', whatever THAT is. Let's be thankful THAT won't bite us in the butts later.
  • Shifu: Well, let's not get our hopes up. If Alternate villains can conquer an entire array of universes, then anything can be possible for them.
  • Cynder: Well, until then, we need to stop the Plunder Weeds from taking the Tree of Harmony before it's too late.
  • Skipper: RAINBOW DASH?!? STATUS REPORT?!?
  • Rainbow Dash: NOTHING FAMILIAR UP HERE SO FAR, BUT I'LL KEEP AN EYE OUT.
  • Suddenly, a series of moans and groans are heard.
  • Rainbow Dash: "Huh?"
  • Rainbow Dash looks to see, in her horror, the ponyvillians, all their friends and family, even the crusaders, have been turned into zombie mutants!
  • Rainbow Dash: "DUHAAAAAARGH?!"
  • Rainbow Dash rushed to everyone!
  • Rainbow Dash: "EVERYONE WE EVER KNOWN AND LOVED ARE ZOMBIE MUTANTS?!"
  • Trixie: "Zombie Mutants?"
  • Suddenly, slow moving crowds of mutant zombie ponies advance torwords them!
  • Everyone screams!
  • Icky: "Aw gees, all the main sixes and the new girl's friends and family got the mutant treatment! LOOK! EVEN MOST OF THE COUNCIL PONIES AND A CRAZY PRED JUDU DES MARES ARE MUTANTED ZOMBIES TOO?!"
  • Sharp Pay: "Brains!"
  • Axe-rella: "Spleens!"
  • Chain: "A collage education!"
  • The other mutant zombies look at her.
  • Chain: "What? I thought, maybe, I liven up this old joke abit and said something different then "butts". There's nothing worse then an over-used joke."
  • Fluttershy: "Oh no! Sharp-Pay! Chain! Axe-rella! Shade! What happened to you all?!"
  • Suddenly, a zombie mutant Jerry the rabbit burst from the ground!
  • Jerry: "Ain't it obvious? We're mutants under the control of Qui's flunky, that freaky mutant frog guy!"
  • Sandy: "Hank Spooner.... I done thought I smelt his handy work."
  • Cosmoto: "I'm feeling abit peakish.... Mind if I chewed on your ears?"
  • Mr. Cake: "I SAW THEM FIRST?!"
  • Mayor Mare: "I get to eat their brains!?"
  • Mutant Ponies: "And why's that?"
  • Mayor Mare: "I'm your mayor! I can deside whenever to increse your taxes or not!"
  • Glitterhair: "Well I'M a member of a council greater then you! In which cause, I get to eat their brains first?!"
  • The Zombie ponies began to argue!
  • Jerry: "HEY YOU MORONS?! WE CAN ALWAYS SHARE THEIR VITAL ORGANS?!"
  • The Mutant Ponies began to agree it out.
  • Fluttershy: "Everyone listen! We can help you out of this! You have to-"
  • ???: "Hello, Puppet."
  • Fluttershy sees a familier figure in the shadows.
  • Fluttershy: "Pred?"
  • Pred Judu Des comes out of the shadows.
  • Pred Judu Des: "Fluttershy, I have finally given up on hurting mythic beasts and aliens. And I have you to thank. Now give your old grandfather's friend a hug, eh lass?"
  • Fluttershy squeed!
  • Fluttershy did such that!
  • Fluttershy: "OH PRED?! I'M SO HAPPY YOU LEARNED YOUR LESSON!? And so, strangely quick. It's as if your-"
  • Fluttershy gasped as she sees that Pred is crying and blue!
  • Pred Judu Des (with Anima's voice): "Processed?"
  • Pred Judu Des/Anima grips Fluttershy tightly!
  • Skipper: "SON OF A GUN, PRED IS PROCESSED BY ANIMA?!"
  • Then, the OC villains appear, then came Oxanator, Loogar, and to everyone's surprise, Amilio.
  • Amilio: "Hello, Lougers. Surprise of the reunion Qui orinstracted?"
  • Icky: "Aw nuts! Amilio's here?! And that means Caramilla and the UUPD are coming too! Man is this gonna be awkword that Sly Cooper and friends are-"
  • The Sly Cooper gang are absint.
  • Icky: "....Gone."
  • Amilo: "Well, ain't that just like a thief.... Total, utter, cowerds."
  • Hank: "(Laughs), Qui is gonna be happy with us for once, that we doped the shell losers!?"
  • Celisus and Narcotic appeared with a tied up Shineflare!
  • Celisus: "Now now, friends! It's not enough we simply make them look like the idiots they are! We are also desired to destroy them, and/or at the very least, make them turn against miss Shineflare for her, dispicable sin!"
  • Shineflare: "Lougers, please! Don't listen to-"
  • Narcotic: "Shut yer pie-hole!"
  • Narcotic gave Shineflare an open palm slap to the face!
  • Latifier: "Well how's about we destroy them?"
  • Pig E. Bank: "No complaints there!"
  • Pop Daddy Longlegs: "I'm solid for that!"
  • Count Vladamer: "Agreed!"
  • Frances Le Flour: "I apporve!"
  • Celisus: "We'll do it if it is of impourent, fellow villains!"
  • OC Villains: "Fine!"
  • Icky: "Wow, guys like Vladamer, Frances, and Latifier came earlier then suppose to."
  • Iago: "It's mostly for camios."
  • Celisus: "Hey lougers, and their native friends, did you know miss Shineflare, did something, dispicable to a rich family of griffins that she was once enslaved to when there was a slavery foundation?"
  • Puss: Enslaved?
  • Shrek: What are you talking about, hothead?
  • Narcotic: She stated that she was enslaved by griffins, and when they pushed her too far with sexual harassment, she murdered the entire family, leading her to get revenge on other races that pushed ponies too far.
  • SpongeBob: (He and Patrick gasp) Shineflare, is...is this true?
  • Rarity: You actually murdered a family of griffins?
  • Shineflare: I...well...(Gulps)...Yes!
  • Mr. Krabs: (Gasps) DO MY EARS DECIEVE ME?!? You should be ashamed!
  • Bagheera:...WHY YOU BIG MURDERER, YOU!!!
  • Shenzi: Yeesh, and I thought I did worse than something like that.
  • Shineflare: Please, listen to me! I didn't have a choice. They tried to do inappropriate stuff with me... Mainly their idiot drunk son of theirs!
  • Tigress: It doesn't matter what they've done, Shineflare, it's still murder!
  • Shineflare: Oh, sure, isn't sexual harassment a crime, too? You don't understand what it was like to be abused by such cruel monsters!
  • Gilda: I'm sorry, 'monsters'? Are you saying my kind isn't all good to you?
  • Shineflare: Well, not you, (quietly) though it pains me that I have to say that, (openly) but I mean the griffins who were constantly enslaving us and whipping us on a daily basis. Do you have ANY idea what slavery is like? ANY OF YOU?!?
  • Cynder: (Gets a vision of her being enslaved and abused by Gaul and his apes during her childhood years)...I do, actually.
  • Viper: What do you mean, Cynder?
  • Cynder: Guys, she's not really, by that much, the bad pony we think she is.
  • Squidward: Have you gone off the deep end again?!? She broke the law!
  • Skipper: I say we take her to Prison 42 for that! Rico?
  • Rico: (Hacks up a shock therapy device, and chuckles maniacally)
  • Cynder: Guys, don't you understand what the villains are trying to do to us? They're trying to play on our unforgivable sides so they can have leverage against us.
  • Narcotic: Rubbish!
  • Celsius: You guys are all about enforcing the law, aren't you?
  • Cynder: Yes, but not when it's being used against us!
  • Sparx: I say we book her!
  • Spyro: Sparx!
  • Twilight: I agree with Cynder, we all know how painful slavery can be, even when we haven't experienced it ourselves. But think about the villains for a moment. They're good at tricking people, aren't they? Discord's good at something like that, Devious Puppet is good at it, Junjie is good at it, Cobra's good at it, a lot of villains are good at it. Are you all seriously gonna fall for their tricks again?
  • Po: "But... Isn't murdering an entire family of rich griffins bad, even if they were jerks?"
  • Twilight: "I am not gonna deny that. Shineflare should've picked a more respondsable course of action. Murder is an awful thing, I'm not gonna forget that... But being enslaved during the Slavery days isn't anymore justifyable then murder. Skipper, you once told me Lincoln was willing to declair a war just so african americans wouldn't be treated so poorly!"
  • Skipper: "..... I did said something of the sort."
  • Twilight: "And what Shineflare went through was exactly why Celestia had the slavery foundation shut down, because she was afraid ponies would go through what Shineflare did. She was lucky she ended making a still questionable desidion. Who knows how many mares that were slaves who weren't so lucky?"
  • Trixie: "(Glup).... That would explain the sudden raise of pony-mythic beasts hybreeds in places like Griffinmainia I once read in my high shcool history book."
  • Shineflare: "... I'm..... Surpirsed, a dragon of all creatures knew what I went through."
  • Spyro: "Well, Cynder wasn't exactly, "voilated" like you, but she did know half of your tragity, from being tortured and degraded by Gaul and his apes."
  • Celisus: "The grock is wrong with you people?! Your suppose to rip her to shreds?! SHE COMMITED COUNTS OF MURDER AND BURNED DOWN THEIR MANIOR?!"
  • Rainbow Dash: "Hey don't get us wrong, what Shineflare did was not cool!"
  • Gilda: "(Sighs), But, those griffins who abused Ol' Shiny here, weren't exactly THAT innosent. I think Celestia was looking out for both Ponies and Mythic Beasts when she ended slavery... To prevent shit like that from becoming a commen thing."
  • Celisus: "By the glories of Hiyamoloious, your a bunch of hypocrites?!"
  • Shifu: "Correction: we just know who's worthy of punishing judgement, and who is not."
  • Celisus: "Oh, grock! Just our luck we were dealing with heroes protacted by "enlightenment"! I knew karma would bite us in the ass again!?"
  • Narcotic: "Oh don't be so down. We can always just destroy them."
  • Oxanator: "AND I GET FIRST SWING?!"
  • Oxanator charges!
  • Shrek: (Grabs him by the horns, and throws him to a tree) HAH! It's as easy as grabbing a witch's broom during flight.
  • Oxanator: "Oh..... Granny Am? Is that you?"
  • Amilio: "Appearently, all that oxen musle is mostly for show."
  • Celsius: GAH, FOR THE LOVE OF GROCK?! I got this!
  • Icky: Think fast, hot-boy! (Throws water at Celsius, turning him to ash)
  • Celsius: GROCK, I HATE IT WHEN YOU DO THAT!!!
  • Narcotic: Well, at least I got my equipment back. (Takes out his virus gun) Let's see you Lodgers outsmart THIS! (Fires the gun, and the group dodges the oncoming infectious slime)
  • Phil: Watch the slime, everyone! It'll make you literally burst in pus!
  • Ponies: EWW!!
  • Po: I guess this means another fight?
  • SpongeBob: You bet, that's what we were born to do.
  • Narcotic: Not so fast, heroes! We've got a...er...recruit on our side. Pop-Daddy? Show them what you've got.
  • Pop Daddy: Gladly.
  • Skipper: My God, that's Pop-Daddy Longlegs!
  • Po: Who's that?
  • Skipper: One of the most lesser-known but deadly villains the UUPD ever busted. He started out as a pop star sensation until he became an outcast for taking credit for another pop star's fame, and even getting sent to jail for impersonating him. Since then, he became a mean criminal who created this magical disco ball that hypnotizes people into uncontrollably dancing. He's a natural at hip-hop and rapping, but he sucks in strategy and focus.
  • Pop Daddy Longlegs: "Oh hell no! You did not, diss Pop Daddy Longlegs!"
  • Skipper: "Yeah, I dissed ya! What're you gonna-"
  • Pop Daddy Longlegs smacks Skipper with his cane!
  • Pop Daddy Longlegs: "I'm gonna be sure you get smacked upside your little snow bird head, boy! No one, and I do mean no one, disses Pop Daddy Longlegs!?"
  • Celisus: "Focus man, and use your talent already?!"
  • Pop Daddy: Oh, right. (Takes out the disco ball)
  • Skipper: (In slow motion) NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO... (The disco ball activates, and everyone starts dancing uncontrollably while pop music is heard)
  • Sandy: WHAT IN TARNATION IS GOING ON?!?
  • Icky: I don't know, but the music sounds familiar... (The music resumes, and Pop Daddy starts singing this song)
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Pop Daddy's Song (Main Singer sounds like a guy)

  • Icky: "Gees, it's like the guy's a walking musical!"
  • Celisus: "VICTORY, THY NAME IS CELISUS?! NOTHING COULD POSSABILITY GO WRONG NOW?!........ Oh grock what did I just say?"
  • Loogar: "You said Karma indusing words you did. And that normally means-"
  • Sirens are heard.
  • Amilo: "Sirens? OH NO!? IT'S CARMAILIA AND THE UUPD!? HOW DID THEY GET HERE SO QUICKLY?!"
  • Narcotic: "Oh, well, I heard they have another station here somewhere in Canterlot and a portal made by that Alister guy to quickly transport officers to another place quickly...."
  • The villains stared angerly at Narcotic.
  • Narcotic: "What?"
  • Count Vladamer: "Why haven't you warned us SOONER?!"
  • Narcotic: "... Neither you guys or Qui asked."
  • Villains: "NARCOTIC YOU IDIOT?!"
  • Hank: "Don't worry guys! We trapped the lougers in a dance, and we have an army of mutant zombie ponies! It's not like the UUPD invited all the lougers oc and established hero friends and that Xenon guy to create a counter cure for our zombie pony army or anythi--"
  • ???: HALT! (Hank gets zapped with electricity)
  • Hank: AIYYYEEEEE!!! (Falls to the ground, and UUPD terrain vehicles arrive with Carmalita peeking out of the roof of one of them with her shock pistol)
  • Carmalita: Nobody messes with these guys while we're around.
  • Amilio: Crap! I'm out-ey! (Changes color, and becomes invisible)
  • B.O.B: Way to go, 'Karma'-lita! (Almost all the Lodgers laugh, even while they're still dancing)
  • Pop Daddy: Back off, foxy! Disco ball, get them!
  • Carmalita: (Shoots the disco ball, and malfunctions it, causing it to fall to the ground, and freeing the group from their dancing trances)
  • Shrek: WOW! That was more painful than the Pied Piper's hypnotic flute.
  • Donkey: Damn right.
  • Pop Daddy: MY DISCO BALL!!! (Carmalita fires at him, but he dangles on a web to avoid it, grabs his disco ball, and runs away)
  • Looger: DON'T LEAVE US, YOU COWARD!!!
  • Dr. Marz: Save it, Loog. His disco ball is useless for now, so we'll have to take them down ourselves.
  • Xenon: Think again, pal! (Hacks slime at Marz, and paralyzes him)
  • Axle: Good move, but don't think I'll thank you for that.
  • Xenon: You're still like that with me?
  • Axle: Well, duh! You've got an old criminal record.
  • Carmalita: Axle, shut up! We've got business to take care of first! Just go with it.
  • Batty: (Dubbed as Fender) Testify, sister!
  • Rainbow Dash: Well, it's good we have some backup for once.
  • Pred/Anima: "Don't anyone move, or this prissy little yellow bitch and the old fart gets it?!"
  • Xenon: "Uh, what's with the old fart?"
  • Skipper: "He's processed by an evil spirit named Anima!"
  • Pred/Anima: "Oh, by the way! Pred is not able to be amused easily, so don't bother thinking you can make him laugh, you blasted pink pony! I read his mind, and nothing of this world can make him laugh!"
  • Icky: Oh, really? (Kicks Spyro in the stomach)
  • Spyro: OOF! (Pred starts laughing, causing Anima to be kicked out of his body)
  • Cynder: Well...that kind of worked.
  • Anima: "WHAT!? THE PAIN AND MISERY OF OTHERS MAKES HIM LAUGH?!"
  • Icky: "Yeah, he's kinda a semi retired mythic beast slayer who has a serious beef with Equestia befriending dragons and other creatures of legend even dispite the fact they did alot of bad shit to ponies. What did you think his reaction was gonna be?"
  • Anima: ".... Rats!"
  • Pred: "What the-? Where am I? What happened? Where's Celestia and that goony red dragon!?"
  • Pred sees the Sisters and Hidden Shadow and half the council as mutant zombies!
  • Pred: "GAH!? WHAT HAPPENED TO EVERYPONY?!"
  • Pred lets go of Fluttershy.
  • Fluttershy: "Qui had Hank turned everypony from ponyville into mutants!"
  • Pred: "Never thought I say this but, Please tell your alien friends to turn them back! How am I suppose to raise future beastie hunters if they're too busy trying to eat me brains?! Not to mention a danger to Toadstool!" (Toadstools baas)
  • Kowalski: Wish we had an antidote, though.
  • Pred: You mean you don't have an antidote?
  • Kowalski: If we had known Hank would be turning ponies into zombies, we would've made an antidote right away. We may be scientists, but we're not magicians.
  • Xenon: "Don't worry everyone, I came here to offer such a-"
  • Anima stolen Xenon's cure and destroyed it!
  • Xenon: "And..... This is why I hate the supernaterol."
  • Merlin: Don't worry, I am capable of the next best thing!
  • Pred: Good, because--(Gets bitten by one of the zombies, and becomes a zombie) URRRRGGGHHHH!!!
  • Rainbow Dash: Oh, you've got to be kidding me.
  • Merlin: Relax, we've got magic. Recoverramus! (All the zombies are turned back to normal)
  • Mr. Cake: Uhhgh, what just happened to me?
  • Mrs. Cake: Feels like my brain was turned into chocolate pudding.
  • Mr. Cake: At least the Baby Cakes weren't infected...By the way, where are they? (They suddenly appear as zombies)
  • Pumpkin Cake: BRAINS, BRAINS, BRAINS!
  • Pound Cake: GUTS!!!
  • Icky:...That's cute and disgusting at the same time.
  • Merlin: (Sighs) Recoverramus! (The Baby Cakes are turned back to normal, and they begin giggling)
  • Mrs. Cake: Oh, my poor babies.
  • SpongeBob: Alright, you fiends, you're twice as outnumbered now, so why don't you just cry home to your mommies and allow us to listen to another temper-tantrum from Qui.
  • Narcotic: HAH! You think we're ones to give up so easily? I still have my Infection Gun! (Fires, but no slime comes out) Oh, grock, I ran out of Nanovirus! (Checks his belt) AND I'm out of cartridges.
  • Celsius: Okay, I've got a better plan. RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!!! (The villains run away)
  • Looger: We'll be back, you misfit miscreants!
  • A series of traps set in secret by the Cooper Gang trapped all but Narcotic and Celisus!
  • Looger: "Uh..... Never mind!"
  • Suddenly, Pop Daddy Longlegs and Amilo reappeared dangling from a tree, tied up.
  • Pop Daddy Longlegs: "Aw, man. This is so dragsville yo."
  • Pig E. Bank: "Well, I least I didn't get beaten by that crazy and oddly funny robot again."
  • Icky: By the way, my cousin Sucky gave you a gift. (Takes out a present)
  • Pig E. Bank: Oh boy, oh boy! I hope it's money! I love it when my family gives me money for my birthday! (Opens it, and suddenly, a pie is splattered in his face) ARRGGHH!!! WHAT THE HELL?!?
  • Icky: As well as Gelotodrone. (The Lodgers laugh)
  • Pig E. Bank: I really HATE that torture device.
  • Carmalita: (Sees a familiar card, and grabs it, seeing it as a Cooper card) Hmmph, Cooper, you sly dog.
  • Patrick: But he isn't even a dog.
  • Squidward: (Face palms) Figurative language is a foreign one to you, isn't it?
  • Patrick: Why would someone wanna talk about someone's figure?
  • Shineflare: "Uh.... Misfits?"
  • Anima looms over her menacingly!
  • Shineflare: "HAS ANYONE CONSIDERED THE GHOST?!"
  • Anima gets trapped in a magical orb by Twilight!
  • Twilight: "Now we did."
  • Shineflare: "Well, I, uh, I guess I owe, some gratatude to you aliens for saving me, and, not killing me. If there's anything you would like for me to do, do give me a call at a better time, ok?"
  • Pred Judu Des: "Aw, Shineflare, didn't you realised what you just said?!"
  • Shineflare: "What? All I said that I owe them..."
  • Sharp-Pay: "Yeah, and they're gonna expect you to do that faver for a CERTAIN SOMEONE YOU BANISHED RECENTLY?!"
  • Shineflare: "Oh come on, your being overly assuming as perusual of your mentally, Sharp-pay. Tecnecly, he was ALREADY given a fair trail, and lost. And even if you guys didn't get kidnapped by plants and a kung fu snow leopard, he would still have lost."
  • Icky: "And what's that suppose to mean?"
  • Shineflare: "Well, tecnecally rules alchorse. Think about it, tecnecly, Discord intended those weeds to kidnapped the princesses, they just ended showing up late, and Discord intentionally allowed the weeds to commit harm to the Tree of Harmony, AND had it exposed for your gallery of rouges to explot, and he intentionally and knowingly acknowledged and allowed ponies to be nearly harmed by those monsterious plants! Also, no offence to the Element of Kindness, but she didn't do TOO MUCH of a good job with Discord! Aside of slightly, SLIGHTLY, embracing firendship a teeny tiny bit, he's still basicly the same sadistic choas loving abominable maniac he is now and always will be! He even admited of still finding the misery of others "Funny"! Does that sound like what a good guy would say? No! At least Pred only does "unacceptable acts of cruelty" as certain people would put it, cause he DOES have true loyalty to Equestia! Discord, obviously turned to Qui willingly when we were onto his little game! And one more thing, would it had really matter if Qui had plants to kidnap Pred Judu Des or not?"
  • Icky: "Are you saying this wasn't a trail we weren't going to win?!"
  • Shineflare: "The cold hard truth hurts, don't it? I am sorry as heart-felt as I can, but, creatures like Discord are not capable to reforming, and would never be worthy of a second chance or would ever quilify for the path of redemption. He was exposed to darkness, longer then that of any light any of you would offer. He's just, too chaotic to ever even to be considered an anti-hero!"
  • Fluttershy began to softly cry abit.
  • Shineflare looks at her, feels somewhat sorry, and comes to her.
  • Shineflare: "I, know it's not, fair to you, but, it's the stomich turning truth. Not even Celestia's light could save Discord from what he's always gonna be. A heartless, unredeemable monster. Think about it, dear. If he actselly HAD cared for you, would he even actselly at all joined Qui and those rouges of hers, if he did had a heart? I, apologies if this sounds harsh but.... He just, values his "fun" and enjoyment in being a demonic force of destruction, then to actselly be a friend, to a creature born in the side of order and harmony. I warned Celestia something like this would happened, but as per usual, she didn't listen.... Now, thanks to a misguided pipedream, Equestia is going to enter a new age of choas... This time, so will the rest of the universe, quite frankly. I'm sorry, you had to learn this the hard way. It makes you wished you didn't kept that promise you made and just used your element of kindness while you had the chance and stop Discord for good, then, maybe, this event wouldn't even happened. You and your friends would've been able to stop the weeds on your own and prevent the dishastor overall, and we would've prevented the Tree from ever being reveiled, and these aliens wouldn't have even come here. Fluttershy.... You have to accept as much as I long had....... Discord, is nothing, but choas.... He has been before, and has been always, and will from then on, would stay like that for good.... Not even kindness, can tame a savage beast like him, and I mean not to be offencive, but, there are just some things that can't let go of their darkness. No matter what apologists like Celestia and her family want you to believe, (sighs in regret), not everything can be given a second chance. Discord, made his choice clear. He is just, meant to be evil."
  • Fluttershy's cries abit louder.
  • Shineflare: "........ I know it hurts.... Not, everyone can be saved from the temptation of darkness.... Not like you and me."
  • Fluttershy: ".... Is..... That why...... Your giving mythic beasts and dragons a hard time?"
  • Shineflare: "They're not like ponies, Fluttershy.... I known it from exspearienced. They're corruptable, Flutters. They had clearly harmed us before, and did many, many unredeemable things to us. Some, far worse then others. Those, are things, friendship, cannot fixed, child. Mythic Beasts, espeically Draconquui, Discord directly, are not worthy of trust. Not now, not ever, and will never be. I am not, evil, corrupt, or, "xenophobic", and neither are my assusiates like Pred Judu Des.... No, Pred, his daughters, the council and I, are just being real, Fluttershy. We're among the ponies who refused to be part of, Celestia's childish fantisices about being friends with mythic beasts, and the aliens are in some case, wrong to encourage her. The things I said about wanting to send Celestia and her family to the banished realms, were bluffs. I was only saying that to them to try to wake them up, and be real about this. To protact them from having faith in something that was never going to work at all. And now, look to where it got them.... At the mercy of aliens out to congure our world and the universe itself, because they refused to accept that, friendship, can't solve all your problems and heal all wounds. It's why some people say it's just, an allience with a petname! Cause that's what it is! And yet, cause of strokes of dumbluck that, the Windegos are allergetic to love, we treat friendship like it's christianty? It's one thing to tolerate your fellow pony... But Mythic Beasts, Dragons, and Draconquui, are not, part of that eqraction. They are not harmonic like us ponies, Fluttershy. They had wars with us, they enslaved us, they mock us, taunt us, harmed us, desimated anything ever belonging to us, and ergo, see us as nothing more, as inferior beings, pack mules.... Or even, dinner. I know well of your phobia of dragons, Fluttershy. How you were almost corrupted by the Minotaur Iron Will. I know that you were wronged by aliens a few times before. El Amazeso, wronged you. A group of pirates under the command of a ice age villain wanna-be, wronged you. A cheap gang of punks, wronged you! Mythic Beasts and Aliens of all kinds, wronged you, and all of Equestia and everything you cared about! Discord himself wronged you, and he has done it again, whether you or anyone else wants to accept it or not. So, tell me this.... What did you ever see in Discord that made you reject the elements while you still had them, even when he commited a great wrong? What are you seeing in, everything that has ever wronged us, that neither me and Pred, did not?"
  • Fluttershy:...I...I don't know. *Sniff* But...it's not like him to just turn on me.
  • Shineflare: I'm sorry, but it's just the way it's gotta be.
  • Shifu: Shineflare, if we actually believed someone as easily silly as Discord would give up being a good friend to Fluttershy, then we wouldn't even BE heroes. We're well aware what these villains are capable of, unlike you. Do you realize that Qui has gained help with the Villain League, a team capable of instant corruption?
  • Po: He's right. They could corrupt you with a single blow of powder to your face.
  • Lord Shen: It's true. It happened to me.
  • Shineflare: And the point is?
  • Viper: The point is that Discord is too much of a friend to Fluttershy that he wouldn't even dare go back to his old days.
  • Twilight: He gave up his evil ways because he actually cared for somepony for the first time in his life. Wouldn't YOU give anything for somepony you cared about? Like Sunny Sky, by any chance?
  • Shineflare: "....... I almost did..... But you can thank/blame Malevolent Flames for preventing that by having him killed."
  • Twilight: "..... Shine...... I know it's duffitcult for you to understand Celestia's reasoning for, pretty much everything. I been there. I never understood what she had seen in Taiku. I thought he was nothing but an uncaring jackass of a dragon who sees ponies as something to mock. But then, I learned that if you can just opened your heart to even someone you have the strongest doubt for, you might find they can be good if you let go of what your afraid of them for."
  • Shineflare: "Well, I never HAD such a thing with Malevolent Flames or his assasin who tooked Sunny from me!"
  • Twilight: "I do see where you are coming from. Everyone does. We all have met those that really do varited from the rest of what their race of origin. I know not all races and beings aren't perfect, not even gods. Even we are not as uncorruptable as you think. Remember Black Tie?"
  • Shineflare: "....... That, is very unrelated to our situation. And besides, I heard Qui said she gained corruption powers from some stranger, nothing about those "Villain Leagers". I never heard her say who it was, but, I couldn't help but to, sense an awfully familier aroa. Her newly earned corruption magic, reaked the stench of filthy griffin magic, and a drasticly powerful one at that! It gave me a terrorable and odd reminder of that, terrorable monster who tried to turned Equestia into a war nation!"
  • Twilight: You mean Eagle Beak? I haven't seen him in years, I think, or, thought, he's grown too old for magic now.
  • Shineflare: Well, who else do you know who looks like a griffin and knows magic? And as for that "Too old for magic comment", Starwhril has been stated to be even beyond the expected aging of normal unicorns, and his magic is funmoninal even when he became nearly hundred! So don't be quick to assume being "too old" means magic will start being useless to you.
  • Twilight:...Well...we'll look into that later, but the point is that you can't judge somepony by how they act, look, or have done in the past.
  • Shineflare: I'm STILL not convinced.
  • Spyro: Just give it a rest, Twilight. If Shineflare's too doubtful to let things slide, then we should just leave it at that for now.
  • Twilight:...I guess you're right. (Sighs) Well, I guess we can forgive you for what you've done wrong.
  • Lord Shen: ARE YOU KIDDING?!? SHE FORCED ME TO DO SOMETHING THAT NEARLY RISKED MY ROLE AS A SHELL LODGER OR EVEN MY RELATIONSHIP WITH CELESTIA!!!
  • Icky/Iago/Sandy/Rainbow Dash/Sparx/Trixie/Gilda: SHUT UP!
  • Lord Shen: ".... I was just saying!"
  • Icky: "Look, we know Shiney's a bitch, but Qui's the more threatening bigger bitch right now! We'll do something with Shine-for-a-butt later!"
  • Axle: Well, I'M not gonna let it slide. As a cop, it's my duty to enforce the law, and this pony, no matter what, has commited a murder, and must be punished for it.
  • Officer Ducker: Axle, don't!
  • Axle: Begging won't help. (Charges up electric power) Now, if there is nothing else, I need to give this pony a warm welcome to justice.
  • Chief Bullington: Axle, stop this nonsense immediately! Let the Equestrians deal with her when this is all over. This isn't necessarily our jurisdiction. What IS our jurisdiction is to aid the Lodgers into saving this place.
  • Axle: (Sighs) Very well. (Powers down). I almost made the same rookie mistake that almost favered Qui the last time. No way am I gonna let that bitch make me look like a noobie again. But the first thing I should ask is what should we do with the villains we've captured?
  • Officer Jannet: "Good question though."
  • Lightning: "My brothers will keep them company while we fix this problem."

Later.

  • Pred: "While my girls take the councilers and the rest of ponyville home, I would like to, as much as it pains me, to offer my services to bring down that dragon. She made me look like a fool having me kidnapped by plants of all things!"
  • Axle: "Absolutly-"
  • Icky: "Ok your in Preddy."
  • Axle: "What?!"
  • Bullington: "Now now Axle, remember when we hearded how Pred helped the misfits fight off Team Nefarious and their attempt to congure Equestia. He may be, off his rocker, but he's not like Loogar. He's just as much a victim here as everyone in this planet."
  • Axle: "I am just not sure if this guy can be trusted."
  • Pred: "Oh, you aliens ain't exactly the first people I asked to help in hunting dragons neither, but I cared for Equestia much more then having myself some alien heads to hang on me wall. Besides, not even I can battle an army of those mongrels infesting the old castle of the sisters, and as much I don't care for Celestia's un-needed love for mythic beasts, I don't want this planet to be either trapped in day/night limbo!"
  • Lord Shen: "We may as well! Otherwise, refusing his help will just give hiim another reason to hate UUniverseals. Also, do you want to say no in the face to the guy who practicly made you run scared like a little girl?"
  • Axle: "..... You didn't had to remind me of that. But fine. But I just wann be clear, Pred, I got my eye on you!"
  • Pred: "Pfft, oh now, you ain't still butt-hurted that a pony, an old one no less, made the great Axle run home to mum?"
  • Axle got steamed, but breathed in and out.
  • Axle: "I heard worse insults from several of my ex-wives."
  • Officer Pryce: You don't even have any ex-wives.
  • Axle: Oh, well...then who DID say that trash talk?
  • German Shepherd Cop: Your ex-girlfriend from high school, don't you remember?
  • Axle: Oh, how would you know THAT, Wayne?
  • German Shepherd Cop (Officer Wayne): Because I was there. I was the nerd you called 'Wookie Rookie'.
  • Axle:...Uh...(Chuckles) Please leave that and Gladys out of this, please.
  • Icky: (Laughs) He seriously called you that?
  • Carmalita: Everyone, we're losing focus of the mission here.
  • Shifu: She's right. We've got to get to the Tree of Harmony.
  • Fox Cop: So we can rip them bludger plants off of that tree, and shove pesticides so far up there--
  • Officer Wayne: JUAN, SHUT THE F*** UP ALREADY, WE GET THE POINT!!! GOD, YOU'RE ANNOYING!!!
  • Fox Cop (Officer Juan): Well, excuse me for getting carried away, mate. But I tell ya', it's gonna be righteous!

Old Castle.

  • The Ritual is minutes away from beginning.
  • Darkness Qui: "Well, it took longer then expected to prepare the anichent Klemorcian spell bind of wickedcally right, but now, we're just about ready! Are my soon to be fellow Element of Darkness barers ready?"
  • Lord Cobra: "Oh quite. I think this is gonna be jolly good fun, well, for us anyway."
  • Darkness Qui: "All I wanted to hear. Before we start the ritual, let us take a time to have a calming breather and ready your magic for what may be the most complincated corruption the worlds have ever seen, and I'm sure the villains I sent out have the heroes captured and/or killed by now, so let's all take, a deep, calming breath-"
  • Narcotic's voice: "Uh, Miss Qui?"
  • Darkness Qui: "WHAT?!"
  • Narcotic and Celisus quivered before her!
  • Darkness QuI: "...... Where, are the other OC villains?"
  • Narcotic/Celisus: "..... Captured and defeated."
  • Darkness Qui: "............ You........ Idiots..... You had, one, simple job...... ONE, JOB!!? And you couldn't even do THAT RIGHT?!"
  • Celisus: "We are oh so sorry, great Qui, we promise to-"
  • Darkness Qui: "QP, beat the snot out of both of them for me, I am in the middle of the greatest villain attachivement?!"
  • QP grabs Narcotic and Celisus!
  • Sounds of punching are hard!
  • Darkness Qui: "New plan! Skip the breathing exsirsizes, AND FIRE AWAY!?"
  • The Villains did just that!
  • At first, it looks as if the Tree was fighting back, but the appearence of the Anacondaised Plunder Weeds queeled it quickly! The tree starts to become evilier and evilier.
  • Eventally, from a big FLASH! The Tree of Harmony became a Tree of Darkness, as it's engry zapped at the villains!
  • Thus from there, they gained Elements of Darkness based on their traits!
  • Ursula's magic shell becomes elementised!
  • Jafar's Staff becomes elementtised!
  • Hades gets a golden greeze leaf crown!
  • Maleficent gets her staff elementised!
  • Mirage gets an eygetison cat crown in dark gold coloring!
  • Dr. Nefarious' head becomes golden and his forhead bejeweled!
  • Dark Dragon gets a golden neckplate on his neck!
  • Lord Cobra's medailian becomes golden and much more powerfuler!
  • And Finally, Qui's golden shackles become elementised with dark looking jewels!
  • Lord Cobra: "By, geogre! It..... It worked?"
  • Ursula: "Ohhh, I wished I had THIS baby in my Sea Witch days!"
  • Hades: "Now THIS, I like! Two thumbs WAY up for Qui our leading lady! What a dish!"
  • Jafar: "Well, perhaps there may be hope in this "United Villain Team" debockle afterall."
  • Maleficent: "One could only igmagine the power of this new staff!"
  • Dr. Nefarious: "Hey, MY HEAD, IS YELLOW?!"
  • Dark Dragon: "So this is what it feels like to have such power around your neck. And yet I wondered how these ponies survived against so many evils."
  • Mirage: "Qui, the only thing you failed us in, is disappointing us! If corrupting that idiot Discord and easy conguring of Equestia could make us consider finally putting aside our rivalries, this certainly has!"
  • Dr. Nefarious: "I LOVED THE FACT I BECAME MY OWN KEY TO THE GREAT GENERATOR?!"
  • Dark Dragon: "But remember, the power would never work unless we stay a united front."
  • Dr. Nefarious: "..... Always a catch."
  • Cobra: "Qui, my gal pal! You done it now! I say let those heroes come here! We're prepared for them now! In fact, how's about we battle them ourselfs and let ALL of our followers just set back and enjoy the show with buttery popcorn and hydro consintracted sode pop?"
  • Qui, was silent, she was too charmed by her new powers to even had heard Mang!
  • Qui finally realised Mang said something!
  • Qui: "Alchorse, whatever you just said! This power feels, wonderful! That old, Griff-on or whatever he is never said the power of the elements felt so, endearing! I totally owe the professor something for this!"
  • Celestia wispers: "Eagle-beak?"
  • Darkness Qui: "But that, will come in good time?! (Turns to the trapped Alicorns), Now, before Me and My comrades banished you indeffently, I am generious enough to ask, what exactly is our new found elements' names?"
  • Luna: "You mean you desired to know what your new found powers are based from?"
  • Darkness Qui: "Well yeah! I don't wanna end up using a new power of which I don't even know the freaking name of! I already guess it's the element of darkness, but, what are the direct names for each element of darkness?"
  • Nightus: "Why should we tell you? We never even knew the tree could be corrupted."
  • Darkness Qui: "At least do some guesswork!"
  • Mirage: "That won't be nessersary Qui. I think I have some, throeies on what our element powers are based on what we're capable of."
  • Darkness Qui: "Really?"
  • Lord Cobra: "But let's worry about it later! Now, it's time to give the Alicorns, a taste of the power they been using against evil for nearly a millendia!"
  • Dr. Nefarious: "Hey guess what Luna!? THAT MEANS, YOUR GONNA BE ON THE MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA! BITAAAAAAAAACH?!"
  • Darkenss Qui: ".... Was screaming out a reference of something I don't know alot about really nessersary?"
  • Dr. Nefarious: "Uh, yes. I mean, WHO doesn't love Trollestia?" (Suddenly the heroes are teleported directly to them)
  • Midnight Fate: WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY?!?
  • Dr. Nefarious: Oh, look who decided to show up! Well, you're all too late. We've already corrupted this plant, and turned it into a relic of darkness. And to answer your question, I said 'TROLLESTIA'!!!
  • Twilight: Uh...I wouldn't do that if I were you.
  • Dr. Nefarious: Why not? What's she possibly gonna do to us?
  • Midnight Fate angerly stared at Nefarious.

At a far enough distence.

  • A huge engry of light was seen as Nefarious' scream was heard for miles around!

Back at the scene.

  • Dr. Nefarious was cooked.
  • Dr. Nefarious: "..... I'll...... Never.... Be..... A fan.... of memes, ever..... again."
  • Dark Dragon laughed his ass off at Nefarious' misfortune!
  • Dark Dragon: "You know your a loser if a pony can kick your ass!"
  • Dark Dragon laughed uncontrolably!
  • Dr. Nefarious: "...... What, did you, say?!"
  • Dark Dragon: "Oh don't act like you didn't heard me, tincan! I said you were a-"
  • Suddenly Nefarious pounced on Dark Dragon and started to punch him!
  • Lord Cobra: "Now now now gentlemen! The elements of darkness won't work if we fight about!"
  • Dark Dragon and Nefarious started to beat eachother up!
  • Lord Cobra: "Gentlemen, did you just hear what I-"
  • Cobra was dragged into the fight by accsident when the fight cloud engulfed him!
  • Mirage: ".... Well, can't say we didn't tried."
  • Cynder's thinks: "Saldaron, now, while they're distacted! Render the Corruption a paradox by taking away Qui's corruption ability! Make she never had -relearned it!"
  • Saldaron's voice: "In doing so, that would also make Discord's corruption a paradox."
  • Cynder's thinks: "Exactly."
  • Saldaron: Very well. (Suddenly an indigo-colored space flash appeared, and everything flashes, and the Tree of Harmony is back to normal)
  • Darkness Qui: Wha--What the hell?!? What just happened?
  • Cobra: THE TREE OF HARMONY IS BACK TO NORMAL?!?
  • Ursula: MY ELEMENTAL SHELL!!! NOO!!!
  • Lord Shen: ("Well, at least that cat's good for something.")
  • Mirage: NOW YOU'VE ACCOMPLISHED DISAPPOINTING US, QUI, YOU FAILURE!!!
  • Qui: But, Mirage, I, uh, I'll make it up to you. I'll re-corrupt Cynder back into this 'Dark Cynder' you spoke of a couple of times before, and you'll be happy! (Tries using the corruption magic, but it has no effect)...What?!? Why isn't it working?!?
  • Cynder: You've lost your corruption ability, that's why.
  • Darkness Qui: What the hell are you talking about?
  • Cobra: Hold on a second!...OOOHHHH, QUI!!! WHY DIDN'T YOU TAKE THE TIME TO WATCH OVER THIS DRAGON?!? DO YOU REALIZE WHO IS CAPABLE OF DOING THIS?!?
  • Darkness Qui: Some kind of time-travelling hero you have in these worlds?
  • Cobra: NO! SALDARON!!! YOU SHOULD'VE WATCHED THIS DRAGON MORE CLOSELY, OR THIS WOULDN'T HAVE HAPPENED!!!
  • Mirage: YOU INCOMPETENT FOOL!!! (Claw spells at Qui, and zaps her and wounds her on the side!)
  • Hades: That's it! I'm out of here! Who knew this would be a bad idea? I mean, Saldaron and the Shell Lodge? That's like ketchup on Moosacca!
  • Cobra: I agree.
  • Dr. Nefarious: "Hold it! Does anyone smell, burnt fruit?"
  • Chrysalis: "(Sniffs), It smells like, something tropical!"
  • Po: "Well, if I didn't know any better, I'd say it's coming from...."
  • Cynder: "Qui? Why is it when your just got burned, you smell like fruit?"
  • Darkness Qui: "What? What is everyone talking about?"
  • Darkness Qui sniffs.
  • Darkness Qui: "Fruit of the Planet Peerbon? What's that smell doing here?"
  • Sounds of fluttering and squeaks are heard!
  • Fluttershy: "Uh oh! I forgot to warn everyone that this castle became the terratory of-"
  • Applejack: "VAMPIRE FRUIT BATS?!"
  • Darkness Qui: "Wait, how can they both vampire and fruit bats at the same ti-"
  • Celisus: "LOOK OUT YOUR MAJUSTY, IT'S AN ENTIRE SWARM OF THOSE CREATURES?!" (The actual creatures appear out of nowhere)
  • Darkness Qui:...This is gonna hurt.
  • Cynder: (To Narcotic and Celsius while Qui was being hurt) What was she talking about by 'fruits from Planet Peerbon'?
  • Celsius: What makes you think we'll tell YOU?
  • Merlin: Well, there's a pond over there. (Points it out)
  • Celsius: AARRRGGHH!!
  • Icky: Not to mention I got your Infection Gun right here. It might be pretty funny to see you explode in...(Shivers in disgust)...stuff.
  • Narcotic: OKAY, OKAY, WE'LL TALK!!! There was talk that the people of Peerbon were good plastic surgeons who had this fruit that could alter appearances, and...uh...since when was Qui doused with that stuff?
  • Celsius: No idea.
  • Cynder: You mean this 'fruit' is used for plastic surgery?
  • Narcotic: Yeah. All you have to do is either eat it, or produce a juice with it and drink it. Those who used it said it tasted great.
  • Sparx: So this 'fruit' is like some kind of...Polyjuice Potion from Harry Potter?
  • Celsius: You do realize we have little knowledge of your worlds, right?
  • Sparx: I'll take that as a 'yes'.
  • Cynder:...This...may be a clue as to who she really is.
  • Narcotic: Look, I don't know what you're talking about, but nobody in the Villains Act told US that she was given that fruit. I know it was a Villains Act regulation that villains who lost their memories had to have their appearances altered to avoid certain consistencies, but this is dire news to me, I swear!
  • Spyro: We believe you. Cynder? Do you think you know why she smelled like that when Mirage scratched her with her magic?
  • Cynder: I don't know, but this proves that Qui is definitely someone from my past.
  • Darkness Qui: (Wounded and scratched after the bats have cleaned the fruit smell off of her)...PLEASE, WAKE ME UP WHEN THESE GUYS ARE EXTINCT!!! (Falls to the ground).
  • Kolwalski: "Well, if she is wearing plastic surgey, then there's only one way to know for sure! It's for for science by operating table?!"
  • Darkness Qui got up, and everyone noticed that her skin looked loose.
  • Icky: "Or just rip it off like it's a costume!"
  • Icky rips off the "Skin" of Qui, reveiling an even Bigger, Darkness Qui.
  • Darkness Qui 2

    Qui's Real Appearance

    Everyone gasped!
  • Lord Cobra: "Good lords of Darkspawn?!"
  • Mirage: "That's..... Even I didn't seen it coming."
  • Dark Dragon: "..... I am strangely turned on by this."
  • Dr. Nefarious: "Is it creepy if I said I have a huge robot bonertron right now?"
  • Jafar: "More like gross."
  • Celisus and Narcotic just stared blankly.
  • Qui Program: "I'd be surprised as well if I didn't heard the true founders talk about this."
  • Darkness Qui: "The Hell's everyone talking about and-"
  • Qui screamed when she sees Icky with her skin!
  • Darkness Qui: "THE HELL ARE YOU DOING WITH MY SKIN!? MY BODY INNERDS ARE EXPOSED?! I'M GONNA VIOLENTLY BLEED TO DEATH!?"
  • Sparx: It's just cartoon logic, dumbass! You're plastic surgery has been...kind of...undone, and now you look...just like...Avatar Cynder.
  • Darkness Qui: What the hell are you talking about?
  • SpongeBob: Well...(Hands her a mirror, and she looks at it, only to see her new look)
  • Darkness Qui: WHOA!!!... Well, I have to say, I look much more stunning than before, yet it looks like a new me. I been meaning to shead away the pounds. And I LOVE the wings! Oh, and I'm so much skinnier! I'll be my handsome ex-boyfriend Gromork the Terrorable would regreat dumping me for that slut Sirenia the Seducting!
  • Cynder: So...it didn't trigger any memory at all?
  • Darkness Qui: Well, no. I still don't know who I am or what is it about me that makes you so obsessive over me, but I can't handle it.
  • Cynder: "..... Then it's clear I NEED TO WAKE YOU UP FROM YOUR DELUSION!?"
  • Darkness Qui: "Oh and what's your plan on that-"

Chapter 7: Cynder's Inner Avatar Payback, Qui's Humiliation and retreat for another day, and restoring Equestia.

  • Cynder becomes Avatar Cynder!
  • Darkness Qui: "GAAAH, I FORGOT YOU CAN DO THAT!? Wait, am I, abit taller then you?"
  • Avatar Cynder: "I noticed. Size means nothing in battle. You are still the same, delusional witch!"
  • Darkness Qui: "Well, the last time we fought, I wasn't even expecting that "avatar" trick, but now, I improved myself to better stand against you!"
  • Avatar Cynder: "We'll see about THAT, Qui."
  • Darkness Qui and Avatar Cynder are at an intense stand-off!
  • Darkenss Qui: "DRAW?!"
  • Darkness Qui and Avatar Cynder start battling!
  • Narcotic: Well, should we help her?
  • Cobra: Indeed, we must! I've come too far to fail again!
  • ???: HEY!!! (A flash appears behind them, and Discord appears, not corrupted) Let the wussies go!
  • Everyone: DISCORD?!?
  • Cobra: I am gonna KILL that cat if I can figure out how.
  • Discord: Well, you can't! Get over it. Now, if he's done doing his part, then I shall take the time to redeem myself of my wrongful accusations by KICKING YOUR ASS!!!
  • Dr. Nefarious: "Oh yeah!? You and what army, you abomination!?"
  • Discord: (All the other Draconequui appear, including Black Kat, King Wacky, and Queen Pranks appear)
  • Hades: You HAD to say it, didn't you?
  • Dr. Nefarious: Shut up!
  • Lord Cobra: "N-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-now now, everyone, let's be civil about this, and uh-"
  • King Wacky: "....... Pranks..... Bring out......... WILD TIME?!"
  • Dr. Nefarious: "Huh?"
  • Dark Dragon: "What?"
  • Lord Cobra: "Pardon?"
  • Celisus: "The grock?"
  • Narcotic: "Wait, what?"
  • A huge crate appears, as music begins to play. As it exselerates, a wild, uber-hairy Draconqiouus popped out and danced like crazy as it began to bounce on various villains!
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  • Lord Cobra: "Villains not being danced on by a, THING?! GET THE LOUGERS?!"
  • Villains and Plunder Weeds charge!
  • Icky: "Twilight, get to the tree with the other ponies! We'll tango with these clowns while your busy!"
  • Avatar Cynder: You guys go ahead! I've got Qui! (Smacks Qui into the distance, roars after her, and flies away from the area)
  • Pinkie: Well, we'll leave Tman to see what happens to them.
  • Rainbow Dash: Pinkie, is this really the time to break the fourth wall?!?
  • Pinkie: There's not even any walls here. We're outside.
  • Squidward: (Face palms)
  • SpongeBob: GUYS!!! WE'VE GOTTA FIGHT THESE BADDIES HERE!!! WE'VE GOT A FREAKING TREE TO SAVE!!!
  • Discord: Not to mention we've got only 2 days left before the Season 4 Finale of our show, and we've already wasted it all on our last episode, so let's make them count by fighting!
  • Po: He's right!
  • Pinkie: Yeah. It would make sense if we just let the rest of the episodes of the season slide by after this is done.
  • Icky: Let's just rip these guys a new one!
  • Patrick: Let's rip them a new what?
  • Squidward: (Face palms) LET'S JUST FIGHT!!!
  • SpongeBob: (Takes out his karate gear) KAAI-YAAAAHHHH!!!!
  • Suddenly, Spongebob is grabbed by Garble!
  • Garble: "Look at this boys, a talking piece of cheese?!"
  • The Dragon Teens laughed!
  • Spear: "CHEESE?! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAA! GOOD ONE DUDE?!"
  • Clump: "I could use some cheese, I hadn't eaten in weeks!"
  • Fizzle: "HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA! CHEESE?! HE SAID CHEESE?! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA?!"
  • Baff: "What's even lamer is that he's friends with ponies?!"
  • Vex: "Uh, yeah! What a dweeb!"
  • Garble: "Oh, oh, and LOOK AT THIS?!"
  • Garble wedges Spongebob as he screams, reveiling his Gooby Goober underwear!
  • Garble: "HE WORSHIPS A DANCING PEANUT THAT ENDORSES ICE CREAM?!"
  • Spear: "WHAT A LOSER?!"
  • Clump: "WHAT A BABY?!"
  • The Dragon Teens laughed like jerks!
  • Spike: "Hey! You jerks cut that out?!"
  • Garble: "Oh yeah? And who's gonna make us? You? What're you gonna do? Turn into a giant monster?"
  • Garble and the Dragon Teens laughed out loud?!
  • Discord: (Snaps, and turns the Dragon Teens into baby dragons) You got nothing nice to say, then don't say anything at all...literally.
  • Garble: (Coos trying to speak)
  • Twilight: Are you sure that can be reversed?
  • Discord: Don't worry, it'll wear off in 20 minutes. And who knows? They might finally make friends with Spike.
  • Spike: Not likely. I already hate them for being jerks to me before. And if I know dragons, I know that they'll learn to speak again soon. Dragons are very good at learning English, even as babies.
  • Icky: You mean like yourself?
  • Spike:...Yeah.
  • Discord: "And as for the rest of you villain jerks...."
  • Discord snaps his fingers, and the Villains start slipping around on soap!
  • Rover: "DARN OUR LAAAAAAAAAALUCK?!"
  • Discord: "That should keep them busy."
  • Twilight: Well, what're we waiting for? We gotta save the tree!
  • Everyone turns to the Tree, which is in worse shape thanks to the Plunder Weed-Condas!
  • Applejack: Great Galloping God!!!
  • Twilight: It's getting worse!
  • Discord: I may've been able to use these things before, but since they're mutated by Qui's silly sciences, manipulating them will be USELESS!!!
  • Mantis: Then we're gonna have to tear them apart. (The vines all see the heroes, as well as the plant beings, which shriek at them)
  • Axle: There must be a hundred of them!!! How're we gonna take them?
  • Chief Bullington: Well, there's a hundred of us, aren't there?
  • Bill: I sure wish Sly was still with us if it wasn't for the fact that Pop-Daddy and Amilio had to lure Carmalita here and scare them off.
  • Carmalita: Relax, I'm not in it for Cooper yet. It's my duty to help you guys out after helping me out a couple of times in the past.
  • Girl Sora: Are we gonna just stand here, or are we gonna get this over with?
  • Suddenly, smoke bombs appear and greatly distract the creatures as they screech in shock and confusion?!
  • Midnight Fate: "Quick, while the creatures are distracted!"
  • Donkey: CHAAAARRRGGE!!! (The heroes attack, and the ones with swords begin slicing the plants one-by-one)
  • Ginormica: Let's do this again! (Begins ripping some of the Plunder Weeds straight out of the ground, usually getting to their roots, but while ripping them out tears up the ground, Twilight prevents them from causing trouble by magically repairing them) I'll tear these things off of the Tree!
  • Twilight: NO! You might tear the Tree out, too!
  • Spyro: Maybe it needs to chill out. (Uses his ice breath to freeze up the vines, causing them to fall apart, revealing the elements of Generosity, Honesty, and Kindness, which glow in energy, as well as the 5 Elements wielded by Lightning and her friends)
  • Kowalski: It's working!
  • Spyro: But that won't be enough energy for me to clear off the entire Tree. In order to do it, I'd have to use an Ice Fury attack on it. But it takes time--(He gets chomped by a Plunder Weed flytrap)
  • Ginormica: (Rips the Flytrap out, and frees Spyro) Don't worry, we'll protect you.
  • Spike: So what's your plan?
  • Sparx: I think he means he's gonna have to use an Ice Fury to clear off the Tree so that the Mane 6 can retrieve the Elements and combine their power with the other 5 Elements and destroy the infestation before they cover the Tree again.
  • Spyro: Exactly!
  • Merlin: Well, some of us know ice spells, too. Right, Trixie?
  • Trixie: Indeed. The Great and Powerful Tri--(Gets wrapped up by the weeds)
  • Merlin: TRIXIE! Alright, that's it! Time to put these weeds on ice--(The weeds grab his wand, and break it) NOOO!!! (Picks it up) MY WAND!!! YOU MANIACAL MONSTROSITIES!!! DO YOU KNOW HOW LONG IT TAKES FOR ME TO FIX MY WAND WHEN IT BREAKS?!? (The plant beings laugh at his expense)
  • Spyro: (The Plunder Weeds begin overwhelming the heroes, wrapping them up and trapping them) GUYS!!!
  • Marty: HURRY UP, SPYRO--(Gets wrapped up)
  • Ginormica: (Plunder Weeds wrap her up by her feet) HEY!!! (She drops Spyro, but he flies safely to the ground)
  • Spyro:...(Sees the Tree of Harmony is nearly dying)...Well, I guess I have no choice. (Suddenly, he uses his Ice Fury Attack, and bursts in icy energy, freeing all the heroes, as well as the Tree, from the Plunder Weeds, exposing all 6 Elements. However, this makes Spyro too weak to fight) Urrrgghh!
  • Twilight: He did it! (Quickly, she retrieves the Elements from the Tree, and places them back into their old sockets) We have to do this quickly! The Tree can't last long without them! (The Plunder Weeds begin to return)
  • Lightning: Are you sure it's safe combining the powers of 11 Elements?
  • Twilight: Celestia said she never tried that before, and speculated that it might be dangerous. But I think it has enough power to save the Tree and Equestria.
  • Midnight: Then let's get started. (All 11 ponies take their places, forming a circle around the Tree, and they begin using the Elements as they glow in rainbow energy. But with 5 other Elements, it's power is maximized. All 11 ponies begin sweating in exhaust, their bodies begin twitching, and their energy begins to loop around the Tree, making it glow in swirling rainbow color. But the ponies are struggling to keep control)
  • Twilight: CONCENTRATE!!! DON'T GIVE IN!!!
  • Kindheart: MY BRAIN IS ON FIRE!!!
  • Rarity: SUCK IT UP, LADY, AND CONCENTRATE!!!
  • Fluttershy: (Eyes are tearing up) THIS IS MAKING ME DIZZY!!!
  • Twilight: WE'RE ALMOST THERE!!! JUST STAY FOCUSED!!! THAT INCLUDES YOU, SINCERE!!!
  • Sincere: DON'T WORRY!!! I'M STILL WITH YOU!!! (The Elements suddenly burst as an amplified rainbow light can be seen across all of Equestria, and a shockwave spreads across the land, killing all of the Plunder Weeds within it's range)
  • Rainbow Dash: I THINK I'M GONNA EXPLODE!!!
  • Pinkie: ME, TOO!!!
  • Twilight: ALMOST THERE!!! (Suddenly, a white flash surrounds everything. When things go back to normal, the Plunder Weeds are gone, and the Tree of Harmony is Weed-free)
  • Applejack: SHEE-YOO! That sent a huge burn to my brain.
  • Helping Hooves: Let's just hope we don't have to do that again.
  • Twilight: But at least the job is done. (She puts the Elements back into the Tree, and it goes back to normal)
  • Darkness Qui sees her plunder weeds are gone!
  • Darkness Qui: "WHAT'S HAPPENED TO MY WEEDS?!"
  • Darkness Qui quickly realised about the other heroes!
  • Darkness Qui: "THE MISFITS AND THE PONIES?! I AM SO GONNA-"
  • Avatar Cynder: You'll have to get through ME first!
  • Darkness Qui: You know what, I'm TIRED of letting that freaky transformation of yours scare the crap out of me! It's time we finished this dragon-to-Zewinsaur!
  • Avatar Cynder: You don't look much like a Zewinsaur now, remember?
  • Darkness Qui: I'm STILL not convinced. Prepare to die! (Breathes fire at her, and Avatar Cynder dodges it)
  • Avatar Cynder: (Roars, and smacks her in the chest)
  • Darkness Qui: (Scratches at Cynder, and manages to scratch a wound in her chest)
  • Avatar Cynder: URRGGHH!!! (Attacks Qui, but she blocks with her wing)
  • Darkness Qui: Wow, I can defend myself better with my new wi--(Cynder scratches her in the wing) AARRGGHH!!! (The two dragons' powers devastate the surrounding trees until they both jump into the sky) THESE UUNIVERSES AREN'T BIG ENOUGH FOR THE BOTH OF US!!!
  • Avatar Cynder: AND IT ISN'T BIG ENOUGH FOR ALL THE VILLAINS THAT YOU'VE HELPED FOR PART OF YOUR LIFE, EITHER!!!
  • Darkness Qui: OH, I'M SURE IT IS!!! (The two dragons begin striking each other in the sky with their powers)
  • Avatar Cynder: TAKE THIS!!! (Swipes at Qui with her poison ability, but it doesn't do any good when Qui puts up her shield)
  • Darkness Qui: Oh, yeah? You seem to forget that I know more than just the tricks you know. (Uses electrical breath to zap Cynder)
  • Avatar Cynder: YAAAAAHHHHRRRRRGGGGHHHHH!!!

The ground.

  • Lucky Jack: Guys! Look up there!!! 
  • Sparx: Wow, they must be taking their differences pretty hard.
  • Spyro: I think she needs our help!
  • Sam: Way ahead of you! (Starts panic alarm)
  • Van Intercom: OVER HERE, BONEHEADS! OVER HERE, BONEHEADS! (The van arrives)
  • Sam: Note to self: Change 'boneheads' into 'misfits'.
  • Max: Never knew you were so sensitive about how the alarm sounds, Sam.
  • Mr. Whiskers: Well, he's not the ONLY one who finds it offensive.
  • Brandy: Can't we just get into the damn van already?
  • Rainbow Dash: Well, it'll be unlikely that it'll carry all of us. All non-Shell Lodgers, except the Mane 11, need to see if anypony out there needs some help after the chaos caused by the Plunder Weeds. Plus, we'll need to check on those villains we've captured.
  • Carmalita: We're on the job.
  • Officer Axle: You can count on us.
  • Chief Bullington: And those who can't fight like the fillies, foals, and pony civilians, you're gonna have to return home.
  • Applebloom: But we wanna help!
  • Applejack: Sis, he's a cop, don't go against him, please.
  • CMCs: AWWW!!!
  • Skipper: Let's roll! (The Shell Lodgers and Mane 11 go into the Van, and blast off)

Sky.

  • Darkness Qui: "Is THAT teh best you can do!?"
  • Avatar Cynder: "You are forcing me to use lethal force Qui!"
  • Darkness Qui: "Aw come on! Clearly, that is like, the only form you have! How much worse can you possabilty-" (Suddenly gets hit by lasers) OWCH!!! WHAT THE--?!?
  • Po: (Blows horn in the tune of La Cucaracha) (Chuckles) AWESOMENESS!!!
  • Skipper: (On the microphone) QUI, CYNDER, THIS IS GETTING OUT OF PROPORTION!!! STOP THIS IMMEDIATELY!!!
  • Sparx: (Grabs the microphone from Skipper) BEFORE YOU BLOW EACH OTHER UP!!! (Skipper slaps him off camera) OW!
  • Darkness Qui: (Blasts electric breath at the van, and it starts to malfunction)
  • Mr. Dodo: By Jove! The controls are malfunctioning!!! We're going down!!! (The van spins down to the ground as all the Lodgers and ponies are heard screaming)
  • Avatar Cynder: HEY, TOOTS, NOBODY DOES THAT TO MY FRIENDS!!! (Attacks Qui again, but Qui manages to block her attacks, and after a few dodges, pushes Cynder away, then swoops towards her, and strikes her wing) AARRRGGGHHH!!! MY WING!!! (Begins falling)
  • Darkness Qui: Have a nice trip!
  • Kowalski: (Seeing everything from a window) Guys, Cynder's been injured!!!
  • Skipper: Then we'd better get this van airborne again, ASAP!!!
  • Crane: How?!?
  • Rainbow Dash: "SCREW THAT HUNK OF JUNK?!"
  • Rainbow Dash zooms quickly and grabs Cynder with help from Lightning Dust!
  • Darkness Qui: "Oh look at the "Mighty Cynder"! She has to be save by baby waby little horses?!"
  • Darkness Qui laughs!
  • Rainbow Dash: I'LL MAKE YOU EAT THOSE WORDS, YOU FLYING LIZARD FREAK!!!
  • Lightning Dust: URRRGHHH!! DASH, SHE'S REALLY HEAVY IN THIS FORM!!! CAN YOU TELL HER TO SHRINK TO HER NORMAL SELF AGAIN?!? URRRRGGGHHH!!! (She suddenly does that)...There, that's much better. (They carry her into the van)
  • Spyro: Cynder! (Arrives right near her) Are you alright?
  • Cynder: Qui struck me in the wing. I think it might be broken.
  • Kowalski: Let me check. (Pokes her in one spot on her wing, and she screams in pain) It's broken.
  • Sir Hiss: GUYS, WE'RE GOING DOWN!!!!!! (They are not too far from the ground)
  • Insectasaurus: RAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWRRRRRRRKKKKKKKKK!!!! (Grabs the Van, and lowers it down safely)
  • Darkness Qui: HOLY F*****G ASS CRACKERS!!! WHAT IS THAT?!?
  • Cynder gets up.
  • Cynder: "I, refuse, to let Qui, get away with this, unharmed?!"
  • Icky: "Not in the condition your in?!"
  • However, a mysterious magical force heals Cynder's wing.
  • Shifu: "Her wing's healed?!"
  • Cynder: "But, how?"
  • They were secretly viewed by a hidden Su Ming, who vanishes quickly!
  • Cynder: "But I'll take it as Karma being faverable for once!"
  • Cynder flew off again!
  • Darkness Qui: "What?! You healed up?!"
  • Cynder: "Qui, you have forced my hand?! Clearly, My avatar form could only do so much! Now, I have to dwell within me to bring out the inner avatar!"
  • Darkness Qui: "Pfft! Yeah right! Like there's such a thing as-"
  • Cynder becomes Avatar Cynder.
  • Avatar Cynder: "Are you gonna fight or talk, bitch?"
  • Darkness Qui: "THAT DOES IT?!"

(Something like this happened.)

  • Icky: "..... Damn."
  • Darkness Qui: Ouch!
  • Inner Avatar Cynder: Alright, Qui, I'm only going to say this once! I'm not afraid to cause you more harm than I've done in the past. If you don't stand down right now, I'll have no other choice but to banish you to the Realm of Darkness, where you will forever be haunted by the memories of your past sins.
  • All Lodgers: WHAT?!?
  • Spyro: I thought we agreed we weren't gonna--
  • Sparx: Relax, buddy. She's just scaring the shit out of Qui so she can give up this scheme. She trembles in fear when Avatar Cynder threatens punishments like that.
  • (Saldaron): (To Spyro) It was a part of our plan, of course. We didn't tell you because we thought you would be angry.
  • Spyro: Thanks for the tip!
  • Darkness Qui:...You know, miss, I...I was-come on, I was just kidding. With sabotaging a trial and corrupting a race, wasn't that hilarious? (Cynder stares at her angrily)...Okay, maybe not. But PLEASE don't do this! I have a husband and a liter of eggs! I want them to know their mommy! Not to mention they need their mother's milk, but PUH-LEEEEZE!!!
  • Narcotic: "But I thought Qui was a reptile."
  • Celisus slaps Narcotic!
  • Iago: HAH! That never gets you anywhere. (Everybody stares at him)...What?

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  • Iago: (Stuck in a cage while Abu watches him in The Return of Jafar) C'MON!!! I'VE GOT A WIFE AND 3 EGGS!!! Imagine the hatchlings...never knowing their daddy!

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  • Iago:...PLEASE DON'T MENTION THAT TIME, ALADDIN AND JAFAR WERE LAUGHING AT THAT!!! (Some of the Lodgers snicker)
  • Inner Avatar Cynder: The past must be paid for, Qui! I may be trapped in darkness for a while as a result of your banishment, but if it means you get what you deserve, then so be it!
  • Darkness Qui: OKAY, OKAY, OKAY, I GIVE UP, I GIVE UP, I GIVE UP!!! JUST PLEASE DON'T DO THIS!!! (Starts sobbing)
  • Inner Avatar Cynder: Very well, then. (Changes back to normal) Here are the terms of your surrender: You're gonna fix everything you did in Equestria, and you're gonna tell all the villains swarming this place to leave, and furthermore, you're gonna stay out of Equestria, and never hurt anyone there again! And last but not least, you're gonna confess to everyone in Equestria that YOU were the one who got Discord banished in the first place.
  • Darkness Qui: Sure, of course, yeah, fine! (Chuckles)
  • Inner AvatarCynder: And don't even think about double-crossing me, because the next time I see you after you do it, you're going to the Dark Realm! (Loud voice) UNDERSTAND?!?!? (Her yelling scares off the birds, animals, and other creatures in their location)
  • Darkness Qui: Uh, s-s-s-s-sure thing! No problemo! I won't attack this place again, I swear!
  • Pinkie Pie: (Snatching the microphone) DO YOU PINKIE PROMISE?!?
  • Darkness Qui: (Dubbed as Flaps the Vulture) Hey, now, don't start THAT again!
  • Twilight: Pinkie, don't encourage her.
  • Inner Avatar Cynder: So, are you gonna leave this place alone?
  • Darkness Qui: Yeah, of course! (Chuckles)
  • Narcotic: "But Qui, what about your back-up plan to nuke the entire planet with your death bomb inside the center of the planet that you'll activate in case the misfits defeated you and forced you to leave?"
  • Celisus facepalmed.
  • Narcotic: ".... Oh shoot! I was too honest again?!"
  • Celisus and QP: "NARCOTIC, YOU IDIOT?!"
  • Qui: "..... Aw, shitamonca."
  • Inner Avatar Cynder: "QUI?! EVEN WHEN I DEFEAT YOU, YOU WENT TOO FAR?!"
  • Qui: "Uh, look, it might not even work anyway! It's fairly recent and exspearimental, and-"
  • Narcotic: "Actselly, we made a prototype that we implanted in that near-by planet of really cute and harmless bunnies and it worked smashingly. Now the entire planet's an asteriod belt."
  • QP, Celisus and Qui: "NARCOTIC?! YOU IDIOT?!"
  • Narcotic: "..... Oops."
  • Fluttershy: "An, an, an.... An entire planet of cute bunnies..... D-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d, gone?"
  • Narcotic: "Oh yeah, it was hilarious! You should've seen those critters run for their lives and begged for mercy! (Narcotic continued as Fluttershy began to cry) Why, I even have a a holograthic recording! Wanna see?"
  • Narcotic plays recording of the planet explouding! and it repeated again, and again, and again, and repeatingly.
  • Narcotic: "(Moronic laughing), I could look at it all day."
  • The Lougers stared shocked.
  • Icky: "Hello..... Sudden, dark turn."
  • Discord: "...... Damn."
  • Lord Cobra: "Wow..... Qui doesn't mess around.... I like that."
  • Dr. Nefarious: "Too bad she just got screwed over by her idiotic blue turkey."
  • Dark Dragon: "Ditto."
  • Inner Avatar Cynder summoned forth a portal that slowly began to suck in Qui!
  • Darkness Qui: "NARCOTIC, YOU IDIOT?!"
  • Narcotic: "...... Darn. I always make it worse somehow!"
  • Darkness Qui: "Cyndy, Cyndy stop?! Remember our deal, remember?!"
  • Inner Avatar Cynder: "The geniside of an entire planet of innosents can't be forgiven, Qui?!"
  • Narcotic: "Pfft, oh that's nothing. Try an entire sytem of-"
  • QP bonked Narcotic on the head!
  • QP: "ISN'T IT ABOUT TIME YOU SHUT UP?!"
  • Lord Shen: Good Lord! Cynder's going to sacrifice her lougership and her will to be in the Light Realm to exile that Dragon-Witch for us. Oh, Celestia, this entire mess is all my doing.... In some, twisted sense.
  • Discord: Hey, don't take all the credit, Peacock boy! This is my fault too! If i'd had just warned anyone about the plunderweeds and didn't desided to be a dick, this mess would've been avoided!
  • The other Draconquuses: And ours, too!
  • Queen Prank: Oh no! What have we done?!
  • King Wacky: (groans) Great! Not only I am feeling so stupid right now because of that corruption which is now gone thanks to that cat-thing, now I have guilt.
  • The Other Draconquuses: Us too!
  • Darkness Qui: "Cyndy, this isn't like you at all! What happened to the same insane psyco- I mean, heroic twi- I mean, hero that saved me from becoming a mutant Skeetrazoid's lunch!?"
  • Inner Avatar Cynder: (imitating a certain Dragon's voice) So, tell me, Darkness Qui. How do you choose to be banished from the Realm of Light? Slow...like a snail? Or fast...like a shooting star?!
  • Icky: Did Cynder Just...
  • Squidward: Imitated Smaug's voice while asking Qui of how dose she choose to be send packing to the Dark Realm? Yeah.
  • Sparx: "What's going on here? I don't like it."
  • Dr. Nefarious: "Uh, should anyone of us do something?"
  • Lord Cobra: "It's best not too. There's nothing worse in the banished realms then Cynder scorned."
  • Dark Dragon: "Or woman in general."
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  • Dark Dragon: "Am I right guys, or am I right?"
  • Celisus: "NOW'S NOT THE TIME TO CRACK JOKES, YOU SAVAGES?!"
  • Lord Cobra: ".... HURTFUL?!"
  • Qui: (Begining to say something to save her hide from getting send to the the Dark Realm by Inner Avatar Cynder) Poolalalala!
  • Lord Shen: What?
  • Qui: I'm sorry. I meant...pombabomba.
  • Discord: Pombabomba?
  • Saldaron: Excuse me?
  • Icky: What is she trying to say?
  • Shenzi: It's offical: Qui's more crazier then ever.
  • Qui: D'oh!  That was all wrong! Is it Package? Pants? Parking? Parcel?
  • Iago: What's she talking about?
  • Qui: Porridge? Poland? Palace? Pork chop? Pork loin? Poultry? Pizza? Parsnip? Parsley? Peking Duck? P.F. Changs? Paris?
  • Spongebob: Hang on, is Qui trying to say that word from the Pirates of the Caribbean films to save herself form Cynder banishing her? What whas that P word again?
  • Sly: You mean Parley, Spongebob?
  • Qui: Yes! Yes! That's the one! Thanks! Parley! Parley!
  • Inner Avatar Cynder: Sorry Qui...but you'll get no parley from me, the other lougers, Celestia, Luna and the people you messed with, not after what you've done! In fact, you'll get no parley when you're in the Realm of Darkness for all of your crimes! Your time has finally come, Qui! Prepare to say good-bye to the Realm of Light for the last time!
  • Celisus: "WAIT?!"
  • Inner Avatar Cynder looked at Celisus!
  • Celisus: "Look, say if Qui were to know some infomation about your history, would it really be wise to banish her to a realm beyond even YOUR reach, and in some case, surrendering your ability to walk among these inferior jokes you called your friends and family? Is punishing Qui for voliating even the mundanish of morally rules worth never learning if Qui does know your history or not? By contrast, your not being the better being then her here. Sure Qui tried to congure a planet and broke a few lines along the way, BUT, mind you, she's been already doing such EVEN BEFORE YOU KNEW OUR UNIVERSE EVEN EXISTED?! And it is your fault and the misfit's for even bringing us here..."
  • Inner Avatar Cynder: "What're you talking about?"
  • Celisus: "Simplest logic even a vlog blob would rekindised. If you had left the villains act alone after Xerxes, misfortunate fate, then Qui would've never even bothered coming to this backwater universe you called home, and we wouldn't even try to make these feuding idiots become friends if you haven't ruined our way of life!"
  • Dr. Nefarious: "You didn't had to insult us?!!"
  • Celisus: "In a sense: It was because of you fools sticking your noses where it didn't belong is the reason why we even bothered with this joke of a universe! You should've learned that some evils, are just best left alone. Didn't you realised the consinqunces of meddling in affers far beyond your understanding! You misfits were the reason why your yokal nitwits even know of us?! It was your own faults the sea-squirl simular freak didn't get to enjoy a proper high shcool reunion?! Would the Skeetraziods even COME to this universe if you stayed out ofour business?! Would that robotic prehistoric park would be delayed for awhile now if our universes never crossed paths?! Love wouldn't have been threatened in the first place if you guys stood out of our universe?! Would Loogar had been such a problem if we had never come here, CAUSE OF YOU GUYS HAD NEVER DESTROYED THE VILLAINS ACT?! But most of all!? Would our current situation had happened, if our universes just stayed away from eachother?"
  • Pred: "..... So that's it.... If it wasn't for the louger aliens, WE WOULDN'T EVEN HAVE THIS PROBLEM?!"
  • Celisus: "My professional dinagnoisis, exactly?!"
  • Inner Avatar Cynder: "....... Your right....... It's the louger's fault we even have to put up with this.... None of those problems would've happened, if we had never came..... (Power started to weaken) We intervined in a universe where we should've let it battle it's own conflicts.... Qui, is doing all this in retailiation... She otherwise wouldn't even give two fucks about our worlds if she already had power.... (Turns to normal Avatar Cynder, and the powers on Qui started to release her).... Besides, there's still, so many things I need to know.... I should've realised that someone of Qui's caliber would always be doing something as stupid as now. She was from a universe where darkness and evil were allowed to run rampent.... It should've only been expected she did this..... (Turns to normal, and Qui is freed.)..... Qui, though the Lougers still did the right thing saving, your universe, from what you were doing to it, we apologies if, you weren't so accustomed on how our universe does things......"
  • Darkness Qui: "..... All you got from me is me acknowledging further proving that your insane, not acceptence of your "apology"."
  • Cynder: ".... I won't expect you to do anything different.... It's my fault to expect you to be like our villains: afraid to cross terratories not even Darkspawn would touch..... I forgot that's not how your universe did things before we came.... Alternate Villains are not real familier when heavy punishments for crossing those lines.... I guess that shows why, I was being the monster here... Not that you weren't better, but I voilated our own standerd code, of raising above people like you, being any better then the likes of you, sometimes, it means not destroying them forever...."
  • Cynder turns around.
  • Cynder: "Leave Equestia... Get out of our sight.... We're not gonna bother putting you in Prison 42 anymore.... Your obviously too unpredictable for it."
  • Qui: "WHAT!? THAT'S IT?! FIRST THAT, SCARE YOU DID ON ME, NOW, YOUR NOT GONNA TRY TO ARREST ME!? Alot of heroes I defeated, would've jumped at the chance to destroy me, let alone have me behind lazer bars?!"
  • Cynder: ".... That's why our universe is different Qui, from yours. We have a better grip on our villains here then what the Alternate Universe, used to be like... If we were like those heroes, would we STILL have to put up with idiots like Team Nefarious, or Villain Leage Fanatics? If we just desided to, destroy them without the justifyable cause, like possablity the heroes you had known, then we wouldn't be better them... Sometimes being better, means having to put up with alot of the shit villains throw at us. It means, believing that all life is valuable, even if it's a life like yours...."
  • Neither of the Lougers or Ponies questioned Cynder's desidion. Confused she would let Qui go, but respect it all the way....
  • Qui: "(Flabbergasted), Well I, gah, gee, you, but, how, wow, why?! Gahh?! Never had I been, insulted?! You calliously, let me go, like I was just, a weakling?! Even when you know WHAT I'M CAPABLE OF?!"
  • Cynder: "We do stupid things here alot Qui. People like you, need to deal with it."
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  • Qui: "(Scoffs), I, I can't believe, what has just happened?!"
  • Celestia: "I consider it a benvolent move for Cynder... She learned to congure her personal hatred, and choose to having to put up with once again, another of your dead on arrival plans, to make the rival teams allies, then to dispose of you for good. Let's be honest with ourselfs Qui, you almost had them, but be honest with yourself, making the villain teams long-term allies is an impossability! They just dispise eachother and lack the harmony to do so! Team Nefarious is mostly incompident, The Scourge Imperials allowed a usurper become their leader dispite that Fang was meant to lead them, and the Villain leage worship a corrupt purple dragon!?"
  • Cobra: "WE'RE NOT A BLOODY CULT?!"
  • Chrysalis: "Don't believe what those tabliods are saying?!"
  • Qui: "And to worse it off, YOU ARE LECERING ME, AND SAYING ALL MY PLANS ARE FLAWWED?!"
  • Celestia: "I apologies if this upsets you, but it's the truth. Like I warned you prior to your, attempt to corrupt the Tree of Harmony, these plans to unite the vilain teams are always desten for failure, Because Mang and Nefarious are unsure, imcompident twits, and Dark Dragon has a bad reputation as a backstabber and a usurper!?"
  • Tai Lung: "DON'T FORGET TURNCOAT?!"
  • Qui: "You insult me, YOU INSULT ALL OF VILLAIN KIND WITH YOUR WORDS?! Mark my words, "Princess" Celestia, I'LL MAKE YOU SQUIRM LIKE THE PAST BENVOLENT RULERS I CONGURED?! I'LL MAKE YOU SCREAM FOR MERCY, AND CRY OUT TEARS OF BLOOD?! I'LL MAKE YOU REGRET YOUR INSULT TO THE GREAT AND POWERFUL DARKNESS QUI?!"
  • Spongebob: Calm down Qui, there's no need to scream your head off! You're slated to be in the Equestria Idol, so save that attempt to get back at Celestia and Luna there.
  • Celestia: "Then don't be surprised if you are met with failure again, thanks to the intervetion the shell louge squad."
  • Qui: "That's my problem!? Cyndy, said so herself! (Smiles wickedly), I'm unpredictable... You never know WHAT I'm gonna do next...."
  • Qui started to laugh maniacly, as she teleported herself, and her followers out of here!
  • Icky: "Ah, good riddence, ya hag!"
  • Cobra: "....Well, this was.... Eventful."
  • Celestia: "(To the villain teams) As for you lot! The those of you not independent villains we're not taking to Prison 42 and/or various prisons and asylums and don't plan to visit there anytime soon, kindly leave my home, NOW?!"
  • Ignitus: (Appearing) Unless you all want to force our hand.
  • Cobra: Now now now, there's no more need for needless violence! Leagers, return to base. I think we've once again had enough of Celestia's time.
  • Facilier: Yeah, let's all blow this pop stand while the going's still good.
  • Dr. Nefarious: "... Team Nefarious! We're out!"
  • Dark Dragon quietly gestures the imperials, instructing the order to leave, and they do such.
  • Icky: "And don't let the freaking weasel bite your asses on the way out!"
  • Tito: "OH YEAH?! YOU GUYS DON'T SCARE ME, I'LL TAKE ON YOU ALL ON!? COMEONCOMEONCOMEON?! (Turns) Yeah those creeps will think twice before messing with us man, (laughs)."
  • Discord holds Fluttershy in his arms who's crying.
  • Discord: "Don't cry, Fluttershy. If you want, I can magicly restore the planet as if it was never blown to kingdom come."
  • Black Kat: "Discord, as noble as that is, repairing a planet, even to creatures like Draconquui, is GIANT work! It eats up our magic like how an energy hog eats, well, energy. Putting that planet back togather is almost an impossability!"
  • Spongebob: Yeah. But thank goodness we don't have to deal with Qui again until...Equestrian Idol...I just mentioned a spoiler a while ago, didn't I?
  • Shifu: I'm afraid you did.
  • Spongebob: (Sighs) How stupid of me. (A flash is seen) Well, now that we've all forgotten...whatever it is we forgot, we need a way to fix this place up.
  • Celestia: Plus, we need to clear Discord's name.
  • Heavenslight: And even though we agree to why Shineflare despises other-worldly beings and mythic beasts, we can't accept how she rigged the trial, so we're gonna have to revoke her role as Headmaster of the Unicorn Council for...well...a week.
  • Shineflare: (Sighs) Crap-cakes! (Is transformed into a regular unicorn again)
  • Glitterhair: (Gains Shineflare's power and role) Well, I do look more regal than ever. I think I'll like being Headmaster.
  • Shineflare: "Don't get used to it, she said it's for a week!"
  • Glitterhair: "Then I better make the most of it! I better start making a new proclamation that every Friday in Equestia shall be now "Glitterhair Day"!"
  • Shineflare: ".......... That's your first business as a Headmaster? DELCAIR A DAILY ANNUAL HOLIDAY FOR YOURSELF!?"
  • Glitterhair: "........ I'll, at least give you my position in the Council until the week ends?"
  • Shineflare: "...... Gees......."
  • Heavenslight: Allow us Alicorns to handle both these problems. We basically control a lot of the elements of Equestria, but not all of it considering were among the last of our kind.
  • Luna: We shall help the Draconequui repair the world of all the chaos consuming it, but it will require the use of the 11 Elements again.
  • Lightning Dust: Oh, you've got to be...
  • Rainbow Dash: ...kidding me!...(Clears throat) I mean, yes, your highness.
  • Rarity: Are you kidding?!? When we combined the power last time, it almost killed us. I think I got a brain tumor because of it.
  • Luna: Nonsense. I sense you're as healthy as a horse...literally. (Almost everyone laughs)
  • Twilight: But she's right, girls. We gotta do it again.
  • Applejack: But how in tarnation are we supposed to withstand a tremendous amount of power. We nearly survived the combined power of 11 Elements, but with the combined powers of the Alicorns and all the Draconequui here? That could make us pop like a balloon!
  • Pinkie: OOOH, I LOVE BALLOONS!!!
  • Sincere: ME, TOO!!! (Both she and Pinkie giggle)
  • Celestia: Well, in case that happens, we'll need to put up a pressure shield to protect you.
  • Icky: "So, Qui basicly avoided being the one who cleans up the mess thanks to Narcotic being stupid, and Celisus being sofisicatingly persawisive. Not the most satisfying way for a villain being beaten. And I don't think she's gonna take that promise to never come back seriously since Cynder tried to banish her anyway, espeically Celestia was further adding insult to injuries."
  • Celestia: "Hopefully, Qui may be too busy licking her metahorical wounds to come after Equestia again right away."
  • Mr. Dodo: "Uh, everyone. I just found the strangest thing on the UU guide."
  • Icky: "Yeah?"
  • Mr. Dodo: "Well, I went to check on the status of the planet of the bunny planet, Bunn-z-9, and, well, the darnest thing. I think it may've been broken or not properly updated, but.... The planet's status is, fine."
  • Shifu: "Fine?"
  • Mr. Dodo: "As in, there's no record of Qui of her cronies coming to the planet at all, and certainly nothing about a bomb in it's center blowing it up."
  • Cynder: "..... That..... lying..... clever..... bitch......."
  • Icky: "BUT WAIT, if that planet never went ka-blewie, then why did Nar-dumbass-cotic said so!?"
  • Cynder: "Don't you see?! Qui was somehow ahead of us!? Somehow, she knew something like this was gonna happen and took advantage of that by intentionally allowing me to win?!"
  • Celestia: "I think you may've been half right. He couldn't predict having plastic surgey by, fruit, before time, but I think I have an idea who may've enabled her to be prepared of a possable downfall."
  • Twilight: "...... Eagle-Beak......"
  • Pred: "But how can that be? I thought he be dead by now."
  • Celestia: "If that were true, then HOW was she able to re-learn corruption magic so quickly and one so powerful enough to corrupt an entire race?"
  • Pred: "Uh.... It, could've been from that snake abomination, or that black dragon... Maybe that robot alien?"
  • Shineflare: "Are you even sure that monster Eagle-Beak is even alive? And even then, shouldn't he be banished into Tartarus?"
  • Icky: "As of a recent re-write of Tman's in Magic University."
  • Celestia: Well, I don't know. But one thing's for sure, we need to find him. If he really is still alive, then we need to make sure he doesn't strike again. We're all aware of what he's capable of. But first, we need to start the re-building procedure.
  • Lightning Dust: (Sighs) Here we go again.

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  • Twilight: (The Mane 11 have their Elements ready while they, the Draconequui, and the Alicorns all surround the Tree of Harmony)
  • Celestia: Alright, we've got only one shot at this. I'm gonna be putting a pressure shield around all of us so we can withstand the enormous pressure that this process will cause on us. But while we may be protected, there's still a chance we might experience dizziness, frequent perspiration, small burning, and fatigue. I don't exactly know what will happen after this is over, but we've got to do this.
  • Discord: I'm ready for anything. (Stretches)
  • Black Kat: As am I.
  • Icky: "Let's get the show on the road!"
  • Mushu: "Oaky dooky, le's get this show on the road!"
  • Banzai: "(Putting on Sunglasses) And, cue the lightshow!"
  • Twilight: (Everyone prepares their magical powers, and link them all to the Tree of Harmony, causing all of them to harness the same combination, being amplified by the Elements of Harmony, and the pressure shield protects them from the pressure. Some feel dizzy, are sweating hard, and feel tired, but they focus. The amplified power shines the Tree's power throughout all of Equestria, producing a shockwave more powerful than the last one, and all the chaos that gets engulfed by it return to normal terrain. In only 10 seconds, a flash surrounds the screen)...(When everything recovers, everything looks normal. However, some of the Draconequui have fallen asleep, some are laying on the ground panting heavily, others are dizzy. Twilight and the other 11 ponies are dizzy as well, Lightning, Twilight, Rainbow, and Applejack begin falling to the ground while Pinkie, Fluttershy, Rarity, Midnight, and Helping Hooves have fallen asleep, and the rest are dizzy. The Alicorns are fine)
  • Twilight: (Dazed)...All hail the Great and Powerful Celestia! (Imitating trumpet sounds)
  • Discord: (Dazed) Anypony got a bottle of dragon's blood? That stuff is great!
  • King Wacky: Discord, you know we don't drink that alcoholic stuff anymore.
  • Spyro: Wait, dragon's blood is an alcohol in your world?
  • King Wacky: Yeah. It's even flammable like alcohol. It had an adverse side-effect, too. BLECH! Glad we had the stuff illegalized soon after.
  • Applejack: (Dazed) Mommy, will you read Johnny Appleseed to me again please? (Giggles)
  • Iago: "WHY am I not surprised?"
  • Icky: "I so predicted she likes Johnny Appleseed!"
  • Cynder: "Well, I guess, all that is left to do is reveil the truth about that trail."
  • Luna: "Yes, but it may not be easy. Discord, brought himself a great controversey. And in a tecnecal sense, the plunder weeds was his doing, even albeit, a milenda late. No doubt, they would hold it against Discord for this mess as well."

Chapter 8: Discord, and everyone else, Looks On The Bright Side of Things.

Hours after.

  • Discord sighed depressively.
  • Discord: "And Luna was right. Even if everypony knows about Qui, the plunderweeds were, and was, still my fault. I am now shedguled for another trail next week AFTER the season 4 finale. I just hope I didn't end up doing something even MORE stupid before the-"

Week AFTER the Season 4 finale.

  • Judge: "Discord, accused of NOT only causing the Plunderweed mess as a tecnecally, having them and the tree of harmony exposed to outside forces, getting Princesses Twilight and Cadence in trouble against a Tutzalworm, AND aiding Tirek in almost dooming Equestia, and giving that these evidents are against you, using Lord Shen's testamoany from the last trail, why, it makes me, sorta doubtful you would ever be capable of reforming."
  • Shineflare (now her previous form again): "(Under her teeth) Come on, periment banishment!"
  • Cosmoto: "Oh, sentence him to eat dirt for eturnity!"
  • Everyone looks at Cosmoto.
  • Cosmoto: "..... Uh, more, points for the banishment thing?"
  • Judge: "In light of all of this..... I'm afraid these kind of deeds are the calling for banishment... Perhaps, even earning yourself a stay in Tartarus itself!"
  • Discord gulped.
  • Pred: "(Wispers): "I like where this is going."
  • Judge: "Discord........ Your sentence is as plain and clear as the eveidents itself."
  • Discord closed his eyes. He knows what is gonna happen. He's gonna hear the words "Banishment to Tartarus".
  • Shineflare was rooting for banishment like the rest of the council!
  • Pred was about to drink a mug of cider in victory!
  • The Main 6 look in concern and anpisipatsion.
  • The Lougers looked on hopelessly. Thanks to Discord being stupid before, he may be punished indefinetly and there's little they can do.
  • Judge: "Discord.... Your sentence......"
  • Discord closed his eyes tighter as he starts to sweat!
  • Banzai started to chew on his claws!
  • Spongebob started to eat his arms as they regrow!
  • Judge: "Is....."
  • Fluttershy started to softly cry. This may be the end of Discord.....
  • Discord thinks: "Good bye, happy life. Good bye Equestia. Good-bye freedom........ Good bye..... Fluttershy."
  • Judge:...Another sentence of community service.
  • Everyone: WHAT?!?
  • Pred Judu Des spreyed out his drink in surprise!?
  • Icky: "Holy shitakimusrooms, I did not seen that coming!"
  • Fluttershy: Uh...objection, sir? What do you mean?
  • Judge: Even though Discord did much horrible things such as the Plunder Weed Invasion, threatening 2 Princess' lives with a Tazulwurm, AND aiding Tirek in his latest scheme, I don't think you should be punished harshly for it now that I think about it.
  • Shineflare: OBJECTION!!! He caused far more crimes since the shenanigan with Qui not too long ago. He nearly cost all of Equestria our power to that fiendish Tirek! How is THAT not a great offense?
  • Judge: It was Tirek who tempted Discord to aid him in the first place because he knew he could tap into his hunger for power. Celestia may've made a mistake trusting him to go after Tirek, but she picked him because he had a trait that made him locate Tirek in less than an hour.
  • Discord: Exactly. Besides, I never liked Tirek in the first place. When I began helping him, I never seemed to get the vibe in trusting him as much. That was until he gave me his brother's medallion, and I actually fell for it, hook, line, and sinker. Then, out of nowhere, he betrays me. What a jerk. Now, I see the error of my ways, and I can certainly try to never be lured into helping an evil jerkoff like him again. I know now that friendship is more trusting than anything else.
  • Judge: But you still must be punished for them, regardless whether you learned something or not. But it can't be banishment to Tartarus if your friendship with Fluttershy is that important to you.
  • Discord: So...what kind of community service do you want from me now? I already have a sentence of community service living with Fluttershy and helping her with her pets.
  • Judge: Yes, but isn't it obvious what your community service is? You're now closer to Twilight's group than you were before. If Twilight didn't trust you enough, she would've let Tirek keep you after her bargain with him. So that means you're gonna be an assistant to Twilight in her new kingdom.
  • Shineflare: OBJECTION!!!
  • Judge: Overruled! I don't want any excuses. We all know why you hate people like Discord now, so don't say anything.
  • Shineflare: (Sighs) Yes, sir.
  • Judge: Then the motion passes. Court is adjourned. (Hammer goes down)
  • Fluttershy: Oh, thank goodness! (Hugs Discord) I thought I'd never see you again!
  • Discord: As would I.
  • Lord Shen: "As much as I felt the ruling was, unrealistic, I am apologentic enough to at least say, for Fluttershy's, Celestia's, and to avoid provoking the wrath of your girlgriend, I'm at least glad for their sakes the court's ruling wasn't what Shineflare was rooting for."
  • Applejack: "I know Discord is still gonna be a pain in the patooty, and not even Celestia can really understand how Discord's mind works. But it's what goes on in our hearts that truely makes us rise above the rest."
  • Shifu: "Couldn't have said it better myself."
  • Pred, and the Sisters are seen sadly walking away.
  • Fluttershy sighed sadly.
  • Spyro: "Go to them, Flutters. Like Discord before the Tirek mess, your pretty much the only friend who understands them."
  • Fluttershy: "Really? Even though you guys still-"
  • Shifu: "We may not apporve of their actions, past or whatever the future may hold, but we shouldn't ignor that they were victims of tragity themselves."
  • Icky: "Yeah, if they need someone to pasify and hold on to, guess it's you. The first Celebration of Twilight'stime as friendship princess isn't for until the following week anyways."
  • Fluttershy: ".... Thanks guys."
  • Fluttershy flew torwords the still walking Pred and the Sisters.
  • Chain: "Fluttershy? We, thought you were gonna be mad at us for hurting the abomina-"
  • Axe-rella covers Chain's mouth.
  • Axe-rella: "What she meant was, we thought you were gonna be mad at us and hate us for, picking a losing battle we thought we'd win. We were mostly following Shineflare's orders. Even Sharp-Pay acknowledges that, you, liked a Draconqiouus as a friend."
  • Sharp-Pay: "If it's any consintution Flutters, Shineflare's bound by legal law to not pick on Discord unless he started another mess, and intended to do it, so being tempted or corrupted will no longer count. The alicorns will most likely hold her to it. In a sense, he's not legal as game to us. In that case, we may as well just go back to our cottage, and lay in regret that everyone's gonna hate us again."
  • Pred: "And no doubt everyone's gonna start loving him now he's actselly gonna take friendship seriously.... It's strange, and very hard for me to say it, but..... He....... He sounded....... Legit...... He sounded like, he meant it. I.... I never felt that way about a mythic beast before, espeically not a draconioous. Did that alien leopard hit me harder then I thought?"
  • Chain: "I know he'd hit me very hard. Owwie, I don't think I can sit for a month now."
  • Fluttershy: Guys, nopony blames you for what you did to Discord.
  • Sparx: Oh, I do! Speak for yourself!
  • Everyone: SPARX!!!
  • Sparx: I TAKE IT BACK!!!
  • Fluttershy: But that doesn't mean we hate you so much. What we don't like is that you're confused about whether these other-worldly beings are to be trusted or not. Especially since Malevolent Flames had an impact on your life, as well as your daughters' lives. We still care about you, (To the Lodgers) RIGHT?
  • Sandy: Well, yeah.
  • Shenzi: Sure.
  • Tulio: I guess.
  • Dr. Cockroach: Sorta.
  • Fluttershy: Besides, these guys aren't really like Malevolent. They've rescued your home countless times since they first crash-landed here.
  • Icky: And it left me injured for a while. I think I can still feel some of it in my body.
  • Private: Besides, who were those guys that attacked us and forced us to land here?
  • SpongeBob: I don't know, but let's hope we never see them again.
  • Pred: Well, I still don't trust you guys, but I can at least be thankful for saving our lives from that dreaded dragon Qui. Besides, why is that dark purple dragon so obsessed with her?
  • Cynder: Because I think she's part of my past, and part of the reason why I winded up becoming Dark Cynder, meeting Spyro, then the other stuff that is said to be history. I don't know for sure, but I'll find out some day.
  • Fluttershy: Uh, don't you still have that Alicorn Potion that those 'strangers' you mentioned earlier gave to you?
  • Cynder: Yes. Ignitus already has it stored in the Dragon Temple in my room. I don't think I should try it out until another time. Twilight already had it activated.
  • Sparx: Well, why don't you try it out now?
  • Everyone: Yeah!

Epilogue

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