Luigi Deader Lazonia
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Title Doctor Pesty Westly
Gender Male
Race/Species Egyptian Vulture (Neophron percnopterus)
Faction Indepndent Evil
Description Malfunctioning, Mean, Visionary, Conspirator, Deadly
Skills and Abilities Natural Animal Abilities, Minus Flight, Life-Support Immortality Robo Suit, Darkspawn Magic
Status Still at Large
Location Unknown Homeworld
Alignment Misunderstood Evil

Luigi D. Lazonia is an italian old-world immortalised plauge doctor vulture (from his appearence, it was hard to tell since he has long lost any likeness to such) from medevil times when the Black Death from 1347-1352 was rampant. He and his brother, Mario Lazonia are a partnered duo of surprisingly revolusionary, and compident, and actselly pretty capable, Plauge Doctors that, are near miricle workers cause, in mysterious reasons, managed to actselly provided cures for the black plauge victims, which was espeically true for Luigi cause he was extremely ahead of his time and dressed unaccordingly to the medevil ages based on "weird dreams of a far away future", implying prophetic abilities, making him the most revlouionary of the brothers while Mario was more traditional, but he's not the only edge against the Black Plauge. Their secret? The misguided use of Darkspawn magic found from an adandoned wish-granting statue relic of Wishingore, the Darkspawn of Wishes, who was imfamous of never being without a horrorable price. The brothers worked hard to ensure their secret never gets reveiled, not even from fellow plauge doctors in fear of being punished by the High Council, causing using Darkspawn items is taboo in an unbelieveable way. The Lazonia bros. were the secret heroes and the unknown reason why the plague slowly died out, behind all of Europe finally building sewers and practicing cleaner habits. The Lazonia bros hoped to continue their fight against sickness, and not just the plauge, but all sicknesses known and soon to be known. But they were fearful of their own mortality ruining that. So, they had the Wishingore statue grant them immortality. But, while the first wish had no effects, it was to lure them to make a second wish, and it was worth the wait, cause when they wished for immortality, they were hidiously changed. Luigi fused with his unigte tec perimentaly, becoming an automatronic monster. But he benifited from having incrised intelligents and a compuerised voice, which was fine until recently when it started to glitch due to Luigi being unable to upgrade it to his personal dismay, and his brother's annoyed displeasure. The Lazonias became monsters, and had escaped before they were found, and hid into obscurity. But they still had asperations to end sickness, even when their own wish began to make them corrupt and turn them into dark shells of their former lives. He donned the name "Doctor Pesty Westly" to hide his true Identity to avoid High Council Prosicution.


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