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Don't Be Her Friend is a song sung by Mayhem in Mayhem's Wrath based on the song Don't Fall in Love on Beauty and the Beast: The Enchanted Christmas. In it, Mayhem tries to prove to Discord that Fluttershy was only being his friend to control him, which he believes makes her an unqualified friend, and tries to use this manipulative belief to turn Discord against her.

Lyrics

  • The quickest way to break your heart
  • Make you depressed and ill
  • Is to get tangled up inside
  • The side effects could kill
  • All passion is a waste of time
  • A deadly game pour vous
  • I am your brother, your amigo, see,
  • I wouldn't lie to you
  • If you must love someone, may I suggest
  • You love yourself! Just think it through
  • You'll never leave and you will find
  • You'll get more rest
  • You'll always feel as good as new
  • Your freedom is the most
  • Important thing, my brother
  • You must be strong, you mustn't smother
  • Don't talk for hours
  • Don't send flowers
  • Don't write poems
  • Don't sing songs and dance
  • Beneath the stars
  • That shine at no end
  • Don't be her friend
  • [Oh don't do it!]
  • As soon as your heart rules your head
  • Your life is not your own
  • It's hell when someone's always there
  • It's bliss to be alone
  • And love of any kind is bad
  • A dog, a child, a cat
  • They take up so much precious time
  • Now where's the sense in that?
  • Friendship takes the wildest heart and makes it tame
  • If you're turned on, then just turn off
  • Emotions are a thing all great men overcame
  • Please, don't make this grand catastrophe
  • Don't get attached to anyone or anything
  • There's nothing worse than things that cling
  • You'll go to pot
  • You'll turn to drink
  • You'll never rest
  • You'll end up mad and
  • Looking like some
  • Poor pitiful trend
  • Don't be her friend
  • Don't be her friend!
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