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Dragon Developments is the 25th Episode of Season 3B of the SpongeBob and Friends Adventures Chronicles series. A celebration for pony-dragon relations is being held at Canterlot by Twilight Sparkle and sponsored, and firmfully encouraged to attend by Ember, even though they are both very stressed since all of Equestria and the other kingdoms have lost their magic because of the newfound magic crisis. Mount Aris' hippogriffs can't become seaponies as their pearls are ineffective, Unicorns can't use magic, Pegasi and other aerial beings can't walk on clouds, dragons can't use elemental breath, Kirin cannot use chi or magic, seaponies can't use aquatic magic, Earth ponies can't grow magical crops, and even the Draconequui can't fly or use their powers. Though Spike stayed behind to care for Twilight's Castle, it was also for him to be alone and solum on whether or not he would see his biological family and imagines what it would be like if he can have both, still not yet ready to ease away from his bloodline. But just as the students were trying to get Spike to give the party another chance, an unwelcome guest came back in the form of Sludge the Dragon, but he looked noticingly more panicked as he came with another dragon that resembles Spike's adult form but roughly the size of an adult Pure Hippogriff, named Denter, who claims to be Spike's real father, and that they needed to leave 'the surface' right away to the subterranean land of Saurusia, which is populated by Abyssinian-style dinosaurs. But they end up too late when the skeptical students called out a clear bluff from the two, when canterlot is approuched by a giant hi-tech Brachiosaurus-Mech, which lead to Denter and Sludge to escape as soon as it was seen with Spike, of which the Guards failed to stop thanks to some abilities Twilight reckinised as Dragon Realmian in origin, then the giant mech arrived, reveiled to be driven by a legion of Deinoraptors armed with AUU-esque weaponry, then followed by an excitable Compy named Chatter, a studious Troodon named Profoundus, and a wiseass Coelurosaur trying and clumsily failing to be intimidating named Dick Slick, their supreme female guard commander anthro-Velociraptor named Commodore Velocius and her tough-as-nails robotic-armed silent-type T-Rex assistant Major Badass, and their pterosaur leader Minister P. Teranodon, who introduce themselves as the Imperial Scale Collectors for the Land of Scale Collectors, which was actually a real place but much different than described as it was apart of Saursia, and have come to demand the surrender of a threat to their emperor, The Black Emperor, who is the last Obsidian Dragon that escaped the forgotten Obsidian War caused by the Panans eons ago in an anichent period of time when the Obsidians initially prevented the Alicorns from quickly claiming the created world of Equestria. But when it's revealed to be Spike, and in no thanks to Pinkie's big mouth, they soon enough accuse Equestria of defending the resistance and has them all enslaved and depowered with a staff similar to the Staff of Sacanas which was made from the Black Emperor's magic-absorbing teeth and scales which were used to make Obsidian Orbs, or in the Collectors' case, Obsidian beams that petrify people under a limit. With the powerless Twilight, Main 7, students and faculty fleeing while Celestia, Luna, and Ember sacrifice themselves to slow down the collectors, they contact the Lodgers as soon as possable, and now they must find Denter and Sludge with Spike in the resistance lair of Saursia, where Spike is introduced to his siblings, Zipper, a zipper scaled speed-demon, Bumps, a dense bumpy-scaled dragon, Straight, a female sibling with straightened scales, Zigzag, an inventive but explosive zigzag-scaled baby dragon inventor, and Curls, a wiseass troublemaker with curly scales far too similar to Garble, especially since Curls was quick to mock him on how he chose ponies over dragons. They eventually meet the soothsayer of the resistance, a Parasaurolophus named See-All Sooth Voice, who and reveals a lot of heavy truths about intending for Spike to arrive sooner through certain events even when he molted, the last attempt being to have Sludge collect Spike directly before remembering he was an idiot. Spike then encounters the resistance leader, a black mammoth with obsidian tusks named Tuskco, who proves to be very skeptical and cynical of Spike being the Chosen One due to how long it took him to arrive. But Spike's biggest surprise is that Spike's mother is actually a Dragon Realms purple dragon named Spindle, the lost sister of Equestria's already-resident purple dragon, which makes Spike half-purple dragon and destined to save Saursia from the Black Emperor and liberate his slaves in the Land of Scale Collectors, even the Collectors them selves as apart from Terano who defelupted sevre stockholm syndrone for the Emperor, the other collectors obey the Black Emperor's orders out of fear, as the land of Saursia is under his tyrannitcal claws. But Spike is obviously not ready. The Lodgers and Mane Heroes on the other hand end up running into a wacky assortment of new friends like a kooky duo of loser adopted Banjo and Kazooie/Timon and Pumbaa-style brother guards, a hyperactive Oviraptor named Roman Times and a laid-back 'punny' Protoceratops named Hermann, a gang of Jurassic Bandits lead by a beautiful Dilophosaurus named Bosswoman Dill, a female Buck the Weasel expie named Stacy who has a personal score with a Gigantosaurus named Greg, an overjoyed plesiosaur wayward princess of a prehistoric underwater kingdom trying to escape Saursia and be free in the surface world's oceans named Sunshine Funzy, and a smooth con artist Gallimimus named Mimo trying to avoid a debt with a Triceratops mafia lord named Mr. Tri. Thus they need to find Spike and help him through his supposed destiny to defeat the Black Emperor, and save Spindle and the rightful ruler of the lands, Queen Quetzal, the Quetzalcoatlus leader of Saursia, from being a part of his collection of obsidian statues of conquered enemies and traitors.

PTE Redux Status: Unworthy, because even though X-OvrLuvr has not seen the episode this was based on, he would've liked it better if the "Scale Collectors" were just made up.

Transcript

BATIM SFM The Illusion Of Living Can't Be Erased - Xandu (metal remix ft

BATIM SFM The Illusion Of Living Can't Be Erased - Xandu (metal remix ft. Zak)

Episode Intro Song

Intro Theme (BATIM SFM The Illusion Of Living Can't Be Erased - Xandu (metal remix ft. Zak)

Chapter 1: The Full-Story of Sludge/Dragon-Pony Ceremony/The Students Console Spike

Before Father Knows Beast

  • In a mysterious spot, Sludge stood next to a silluetted dragon figure before a large tusk figure.
  • ???: "(Manny the Mammoth-like voice) Okay Sludge. Sooth Voice had recently predicted that Spike had molted and gained his wings. She was also spot-on on how he congured all the challnages that befell him. Espeically that thing about a psyco-wing-hating Ostrich. I think now is the perfect time for you to take Spike out of Rainbow Horsey-ville and to take back to his real home here. It's about time he gets to getting rid of our current political issue if you get my drift."
  • Sludge: "Awww, don't worry boss. I'll bring Spike right back home just in time for lunch."
  • ???: "(Sighs), Just be sure you don't screw it up. If the kid fusses and turns bratty, keep firm and pull him by the ears if you have to, just make sure ya bring the kid back to see his desteny though, alright?"
  • Sludge: "No problem, boss, I can be trusted with this."
  • ???: "I want to be as clear as I can be. (Sternly) Don't, screw, IT UP?!"
  • Sludge: "Oh relax, it's not like the pony place is going to have anything that can distract me and tempt me to make the most of it."
  • ??? 1 and 2: "Why did you say that like it was a completely normal sentence?"
  • Sludge: "Just saying, I am NOT gonna be easily impressed by pony things. I got this, le-covered. (Leaves)....."
  • ???: "..... Denter, just where did you find this guy?"
  • ??? 2: "Oh come now sir, I know Sludge can, have his moments, but I am confident that Sludge will know what he's doing."

A certain point before Sludge meets Spike.

  • Sludge was flying in the sky and is nearly arriving to ponyville.
  • Sludge: "Now, I need to be able to introduse myself to the kid and earn his trust if I'm going to take him back to Saursia. Kids like badass enterences, right? I know! I'll introduse myself by doing my Asteriod Tecnic! Yeah! The kid will think I'm a badass! Just need to make sure I can see him first before I-"
  • (Twilight): Woo-hoo-hoo!
  • Sludge: "WHAT THE F***!? (Sees Spike practicing flight from a distance). Is that him? I gotta get closer! (Zooms off quickly, reaches Twilight's castle and hides behind it, and sees Spike doing tricks)..... Awww, crap, I knew it! He's been ponified! I mean, just look at him doing pony tricks!"
  • Spike: "(Comes in for a landing) Whoa! (Lands).... Ta-da!"
  • Twilight: Okay, Spike. Now let's try a flip. Remember: Two flaps, then straight up!
  • Spike: Got it!
  • Sludge: "(Quietly) Oh you got to be kidding me! A dragon is strong enough to a flip in one flap at least!"
  • Spike tries to do the trick, but fails and crashes into the water!
  • Sludge: "(Quietly) Well that got wet fast!"
  • Spike tries again, but crashes into a tree!
  • Sludge: "(Quietly) Ugh, stupid tree! I swear if they weren't impourent for that Ox-A-Gen stuff, we dragons would've burned the stupid things ages ago!"
  • Spike tries again but crashes into a bush, then into the castle coming back covered in a cloth, which got stuck to a flag-pole that flings him straight into the ground comedicly as Twilight cringed at that.
  • Sludge: "(Quietly) Yowza! So glad Denter nor even Spindle weren't here to see THAT! (Chuckles), Though I admit this is kinda funny. HAHA!"
  • Twilight: You're doing great, Spike.
  • Sludge: "(Quietly) Oh way to give false confidence, ya c**t. At least be honest with him!"
  • Spike sighed, and flew up to try again, and at first looked like he was gonna get it right, which nearly impressed the watching Sludge just as much Twilight was getting excited for it. But Spike gets unbalenced, falls and crashes right passed twilight into the ground.
  • Sludge: "(Quietly while looking unbemused) And of course...... He f****d it up. Ugh, what did Spindle see in these ponies anyway?"
  • Spike: (Grunts) I don't know about "big", but I am definitely finished.
  • Twilight: Maybe I should get Rainbow Dash. She's the one who taught me advanced flying techniques.
  • Spike: No, thanks. If I'm gonna mess up, I'd rather do it in front of you. I just don't understand why none of your advice is helping.
  • Sludge: "(Quietly) That's because-"
  • Smolder: Because she's teaching you to fly like a pony instead of a dragon.
  • Sludge: "(Quietly) NO S***, I WAS GONNA SAY THAT?!"
  • Spike: What's the difference?
  • Smolder: Well, we don't have feathers, for starters.
  • Twilight looks at her wings with a frown and realization that she was getting it kinda wrong.
  • Sludge: "(Quietly) Well, didn't think this place would have another dragon here, but at least the kid would get a proper freaking tutor!"
  • Smolder: "Also, using pony tricks aren't suited for dragons. Now come on, Spiker, let's do this right!"
  • Smolder and Spike flew off!
  • Smolder was successful at teaching Spike a proper aierial flip, where after one or so tries, Spike finally suceeds with both Twilight and even the still hidden Sludge proud!
  • Sludge: "(Quietly) Oh NOW it's happening!"
  • Spike: Ye-he-he-hes! (Hoof-bumps Twilight) Wow! Thank you so much! How did you know I just needed to bend my wings?
  • Smolder: Honestly, this is Dragon 101. Usually dragon parents teach this stuff.
  • Twilight and Spike looked at each other....
  • Smolder: "...... What?"
  • Twilight: ".... Spike doesn't know who his parents are. Celestia found him as an egg. I've been raising him ever since."
  • Smolder realised that.....
  • Smolder: ".... Ohhhhhh, right, that whole, raised by ponies thing. Sorry, I keep forgeting about that."
  • Spike: "Look, it's fine guys, I'm, I'm sure they had their good reasons why I wasn't with them."
  • Sludge quiety sighed sadly.....
  • Sludge: "(Quietly) More than you realized, kid."
  • Smolder: ".... Oooohhhhh kay, Now I feel awkword. Lates! (Zooms off!)"
  • Spike and Twilight proceeded to go inside the castle as Sludge kept hidden!
  • Sludge: "Gotta get inside that castle! (Sees a window and clumsily climbs onto it and opens, then gets in and barrol-rolls in a clumsy way! Then humoriously disgusises himself a lamp as Spike and Twilight were inside the castle.)"
  • Spike: "I'll, be in my room. (Flew off to his room)."
  • Twilight: "(Looked on feeling guilty on not being like a dragon parent)..... Of course I would be teaching Spike how to fly wrong. I'm not a dragon parent."
  • Sludge: ("I swear to Dragon Gods, if she starts singing an "I'm Sad" Aria, I'm gonna lose it!")
  • Twilight: "..... Maybe, I should talk to him about it. Make sure he's not too, hard about it."
  • Sludge quietly as he can follows Twilight up the stairs and right as she reaches Spike's room, as he 'subtly' hides in the background and listens to their conversation.
  • Twilight: Spike, I've been thinking about our flying lesson.
  • Spike: Uh-huh...
  • Twilight: I can't believe I overlooked something as simple as feathers. It's no wonder you were having trouble. I wish I had more 'dragonish' knowledge to give you. Do you think being raised by ponies has affected you in other ways? Spike?
  • Spike: Did you say something, Twilight? Sorry. I'm just finishing up this 'thank-you' throw pillow for Smolder. And you know how I get when I'm in the embroidery zone.
  • Twilight: (Chuckles)
  • Sludge: "(Quietly) Oh you got to be pissing me! Pillows?! What kind of dragon would obsess over pillows!?"

Meanwhile, where Barry is.

  • Barry was in heavenly bliss as he was surrounded by pillows offered by his Pillow Factory Pony friends as this music plays!
THE TURTLES - SO HAPPY TOGETHER!!

THE TURTLES - SO HAPPY TOGETHER!!

Cuts back to Sludge's location

  • Twilight: "You go ahead and do that Spike. And about time too. Fluttershy's bringing her Dragon Chaser Hornet colony she got from Pred Judu Des a year before we arrived to Ponyville here for me to magically check if her colony's healthy."
  • Sludge started to have a wheeze attack apawn hearing that!
  • Sludge: "(Quietly) Dragon Chasers?!"
  • Spike: "Ugh, I still have rough memories when I first visited Fluttershy's house."
  • Twilight: "It's okay, she trained them to realize you're not a threat."
  • Spike: "I'd still rather not take chances. I'm off to see Smolder. Lates! (Flew off the window)"
  • Sludge took the oppertunity to try and get out as fast as possable, but when he heard knocking on the front castle door, he freaked out and hid to be a lamp again!
  • (Twilight): "COMING!"
  • Twilight flew down and opened the door for Fluttershy and a swarm of Japanese Hornet-like Hornets with the same powers as Flash Bees but with painfuler shocks and notable dragon-eqsed features and stingers with sheredded barbs buzzed in enmassed.
  • Sludge sweated violently apawn hearing the buzzing.
  • Fluttershy and Twilight were having a chat as the colony flew into the castle.
  • Sludge: "(Sludge was in fight or flight mood as the Dragon Chaser colony was in the castle buzzing and swarming about).... (Quietly) FrickfrickfrickfrickFRICK?!"
  • (Fluttershy): "Oh my little darlings, please stay close to me, you need to have Twilight check for your health as a colony."
  • The Buzzing started to fade as Sludge was sure the creatures had left.
  • Sludge wasted no time and charged for his window exit and jumped out, and crashed into a bush face first and got covered in a face full of Sticker Ball Tree Seeds....
  • Sludge: "..... Ugh, better these stupid seeds than a Dragon Chaser colony. Or the very least, a mangy ichneumon. (Shudders). Nasty critters."
  • Sludge saw Spike entering the School of Friendship and aimed to follow him!

School of Friendship

  • As Spike flew about to find Smolder, Sludge was seen sneaking in, humming the Mission Impossable theme.
  • Sludge was seen trying to do sluggish cartwheels and barrol-rolls across the school yard while CLEARLY being witnessed by present students and not realising it, being too caught in the moment to do so!
  • Gaster: "...... The f*** am I looking at?"
  • Caster: "A potaintional Usurper of Buster's title for the biggest dang fool of all of Equestria?"
  • Buster: "HEY?!"
  • Gallus couldn't help but to snicker at the sight of Sludge doing ballet tricks in his "Sneakiness" across the school yard!
  • Cozy saw Sludge doing ninja poses and a crane stance.....
  • Cozy: "..... Dumbass. (Walks on)."
  • Sludge saw Spike enter the school as he leaped up to the window clumsly and saw Spike go a certain direction, then Sludge slinked back down and "Stealhfully" entered the school, leaving a series of amused and confused students in his wake.

Inside School

  • Sludge continued humming the mission impossable song, then he stuffs himself into a locker when he heard Starlight having a conversation with the Factily as they walked by, not even realising that Sludge was here.
  • Sludge: "(Opens the locker when the factily were gone) Yeah, ninja stealth! HO-HA! (Slams face first into the ground, and barrol rolls across the hallway ground!)"
  • Sludge Stops himself and hides in the utility closet just as he saw Spike and Smolder talking to eachother, as the two agreed to leave the school for a friendly stroll.
  • Sludge: ".... Perfect. Target, isolated. (Gets out and ends up appearing before Quartz)...... Crap!"
  • Quartz: "...... Well Hi! You must be new here! Are you an exchange student? Awesome we have another dragon here.... Other then Smolder and myself. So, what's your name?"
  • Sludge: ("Ya can't get exposed too soon, Sludge!") Duhhhh...... My name is..... Walla Walla Washington!"......
  • Quartz: "...... Ehhhh, I heard, weirder names. So Walla, would you like a tour?"
  • Sludge: "Uh duh, duh, I, uh, actselly, I, I..... I wanna.... I, wanna explore the pony town first?"
  • Quartz: "The correct term is Ponyville."
  • Sludge: "Yeah yeah, that! I'll take a rain-check on that tour! So..... LATE! (Zooms off and leaps out a window clumsly)!"
  • Quartz: "..... Yeesh, and I thought Buzzord was the highlight of this school's craziness."
Pinkie Pie - (rimshot)

Pinkie Pie - (rimshot)

Ponyville Skies

  • Sludge was seen flying in ponyville sky and saw Smolder and Spike walking.
  • Sludge: "Okay, I was basicly spotted, so I can't be subtle anymore! I'm gonna need to do the trick, RIGHT NOW?! SLUUUDGE ASTERIOOOOOOOOOOD?! (Charges at high speeds as he began to turn into a giant fireball!)"
  • Smolder: (Saw Sludge's comet) Hey, what's that?
  • Spike: I don't know. But it's... Heading right for us!
  • Spike and Smolder dodged as the Sludge Asteriod crashed into the ground!
  • Spike and Smolder saw that the pillow didn't survived the crash.
  • Spike: Okay. Now I really owe you for the lesson.
  • Sludge staggered to get back up.
  • Sludge: ("Okay, that didn't go well, but you can still save it, Sludge!") (Groans, chuckles) Hey there, young dragons. (Coughs) Name's Sludge. How are yer tails shakin'? (Groans)
  • Spike: You all right?
  • Smolder: Yeah. What happened?
  • Sludge: To what? (Trips into his crater like a dumbass)..... Oh. I don't need to explain myself to a couple of baby dragons. (Groaning and whimpering as he tried to fly off again, then slams back down).... Ow...
  • Spike: Maybe not. But you're hurt and need help. So I'm taking you to Twilight's castle whether you like it or not.
  • Sludge: ("Good, good, now pretend this is the first time you heard of it!") Castle, eh? (Groans)
  • Quartz flew in!
  • Quartz: "OH MY GOSH, WALLA WALLA WASHINGTON, YOU OKAY?!"
  • Smolder broke into laughter!
  • Smolder: "WHO NAMES THEMSELVES THAT?! (Sludge got extremely nervous)"
  • Quartz: "Uh, he did. (Points to Sludge)."
  • Smolder was surprised.....
  • Smolder: "..... Well this is the first time I've met him and he said his name was Sludge."
  • Quartz: "..... Le huh?"
  • Sludge: "(Groans in agony)"
  • Spike: "Uh, I'm sorry girls, can't this wait? I need to take Sludge to Twilight's castle!"
  • Spike drags Sludge off.
  • Smolder: "..... (Stern look).... Something smells like s*** in the brimstone today, or my name's Willia Anderson..... Which it's not."

Twilight's Castle

  • Twilight: I'm glad Spike brought you here, Sludge. I understand you made quite the impression in town.
  • Pinkie Pie: Literally! There's a hole and everything!
  • Sludge: Well, I hope you're not expecting me to fix it. (Groans)
  • Applejack: It doesn't look like you're in much shape to do anything.
  • Sludge: I'll manage. Dragons take care of themselves. I don't need help from a bunch of castle-livin' ponies. (Whimpers in pain as he tries to leave)
  • Rarity: Darling, do be careful.
  • Sludge: I'm... (Groans)... Fine. (Trips over)
  • Fluttershy: I can't watch!
  • Rainbow Dash: (Comes over to him). You're not the first stubborn dragon we've met, you know.
  • Spike: And sometimes, even dragons need help.
  • Twilight: (Levitates Sludge onto one of the map's chairs) I promise. My friends and I will only do enough to get you back on your claws.
  • Sludge: ".... Only because I'm not exactly in the position to say no, really."
  • Smolder was secretly over-hearing the whole thing and is still suspicious.
  • Smolder: "..... (Quietly) Just what is your game here, fatso?"

During the Montage part.

  • Smolder was with the other Student Six and company seeing the process of Sludge's healing.
  • Smolder: "I'm getting rotten feelings about that fat lizard Sludge."
  • Caster: "I know! He was acting weird when he was humming an iconic song trying and failing to be stealthy!"
  • Gallus: "I know, IT WAS HILARIOUS?! (Laughs)!"
  • Smolder: "Well that's the freaking thing! The fact you guys saw him means that the crash was no freak accident! Okay, he clearly didn't planned to be injured, but I feel like he was trying to show-off to us as if he was here for something big!"
  • Skyceria: "Don't ya think you're being, paranoid?"
  • Smolder: "Hey, this isn't paranoia, this, is dragon gut instincts! It teaches us to be weary of strange things, especially if it's from other dragons. Comes from the fact that dragons are an aggressive race."
  • Quartz: "Well Spike isn't suspicious of Sludge."
  • Smolder: "THAT'S BECAUSE HE WAS RAISED BY PONIES!! They're trusting to a fault! That's kind of why the school exists."
  • Sandbar: "Hey, chill it with the Pony-Harshness, Smold."
  • Smolder: "Right, sorry. Point is, there's just something I don't trust about this."
  • Silverstream: "If it helps, Smolder, he's only gonna be here until he's recovered. He'll likely go back to the dragon lands or somewhere else assuming he's some kind of loner. Either way, it's only a temporary thing."
  • Smolder: "..... That doesn't make me less concerned about this guy. Also, his name is SLUDGE! Kinda hard to trust a dude named after something NASTY!"
  • Gaster: "Well, once he's healed, he's gonna be allowed to leave and then he'll do so! Now calm down about it! (The group left but Smolder)....."
  • Smolder: "..... (Quietly) I'll calm down when I'm good and ready."

After Montage

  • Sludge has been seen having been fully healed as he enjoyed a rewarding snack as the Main 6 and Spike were pleased!
  • Smolder was seen monitering this from a distence and began to sneak around and about, sneaking through the bushes and quickly sumersulting across open spaces! Smolder even leaped and flipped across a larger clearing and kept hidden!
  • Smolder got close enough to over-hear a conversation.
  • Smolder: "(Quietly) Wow, those lessons from Koningin are paying off.... Though I can't help but feel like she's grooming me for something big. Eh, something for later."
  • Twilight: I know you had your reservations, but it's good to see you feeling better.
  • Sludge: T-Thanks, I guess.
  • Rarity: That's what friends are for, darling.
  • Sludge: (Was about to leave).... ("Spindle, I'm sorry I doubted you.").... You're pretty lucky to have friends like these, kid.
  • Spike: Actually, I was orphaned as an egg, and Twilight raised me. So these ponies are more than my friends. They're my family.
  • Twilight: We try our best, but sometimes I worry that maybe Spike is...
  • Spike: Missing something deep down and dragonish.
  • Sludge: (Legit surprised).... ("..... Liiiight Bulllb.") Really? Wow. I-I can't tell you how glad I am to hear that.
  • Applejack: Why in Equestria would you be glad to hear that?
  • Sludge: I wasn't gonna say anything since your life seemed so perfect, but I have a confession to make. Coming to Ponyville wasn't an accident. I was looking for you. Spike... ("Play it smart genius, it's still too early for him to know the truth.... Also, this is your big chance to finally take a vacation from being a freedom fighter in Saursia! Ya could use a vacation ya know... So go for the craziest thing that comes out of me, your brain!")... (Sighs).... I'm your father.
  • Mane Six: (Gasp)
  • Sludge: ("FLAMING S***, TOO CRAZY!! DENTER WILL STRANGLE ME!!")
  • Pinkie Pie: (Continues gasping)..... Sorry.
  • Smolder: "(Outloud) WHAT THE GENUINE F***?!"
  • Awkword silence......
  • Pinkie: "..... Yeeeeaaaaahhh, we're gonna have to cut that part out for the canon episode."
  • Smolder: "...... I'll uh, see myself out. (Zooms off)"
  • Twilight:.... Ahem, ignoring that.... So you crashed in Ponyville on purpose?
  • Sludge: Well, the crash part wasn't on purpose, but heading here was. (Takes Spike with him as they get to the front door).... I've been searching everywhere for you, kid.
  • Spike: Did you ask in the Crystal Empire? I'm kind of well-known there.
  • Sludge: ("Awww, crap, maybe saying that was a real dingus move!")
  • Pinkie Pie: Actually, Spike's well-known everywhere. Not a lot of dragons were hatched by the Princess of Friendship.
  • Applejack: Mm-hmm.
  • Sludge: ("Crap baskets of flaming turds! Just ham it up for them to get sympathy!") (Choked up) You make it sound so simple. (Nudges Spike in). I wish you'd been there to help me search.
  • The group go inside the castle.
  • Spike: I can't believe it. I have so many questions.
  • Sludge: (Sits down on the Map Chair) Well, ask away. Answering questions is what dads are for.
  • Spike: I guess my biggest question is simple. Why was I an orphaned egg?
  • Sludge: (Stammers) You sure you don't want to ask something else? (Choked up) It's a lot of painful memories. (Sighs) Your mother was the best dragon I'd ever met. ("And damn hot too.")

Flashback

  • (Sludge): (A stylistic flashback played) The Dragon Lord even picked her to scout for the Great Migration, and-and even though she just laid your egg, we knew she'd have to go. But finding the Migration route could take a lifetime, and you deserved a chance to know your mother. So I went looking for her, carrying your egg to places no dragon or pony has ever been. Past Mount Aris, the abandoned home of the Hippogriffs...
  • Pinkie appears and interupts the flashback!
  • Pinkie Pie: Ooh! Did you visit Klugetown?

Scene returns to normal

  • Sludge: You've been to Klugetown?
  • Mane Six: (Various affirming)
  • Twilight: Also, the Hippogriffs returned to Mount Aris after we helped them defeat the Storm King.
  • Sludge: ("They defeated the conquering flameturd who manipulated Scorpan? I guess Denter's going to be surprised to hear that.") Oh, well, have you heard of the Land of the... Scale Collectors?
  • Twilight: Uh-uh.
  • Sludge: (To Spike) Because that's where your mother's trail finally led.

Flashback

  • (Sludge) To a prison world of dragon hunters, where I was forced to choose between surrendering myself or surrendering your egg. (Sludge got caged) (Getting choked up) Of course, there was no way I was gonna sacrifice my boy. So they took me instead, and that's where I'd been ever since.

Present

  • Sludge: Locked up somewhere, (Grabs Twilight close) Not even the Princess of Friendship has heard of.
  • Spike: Whoa... How did you know I was a boy?
  • Fluttershy: Whatever happened to Spike's mom?
  • Rainbow Dash: And how did the egg make it all the way back to Equestria by itself?
  • Pinkie Pie: Hmm?
  • Sludge: ("They're asking too much questions, quick, ham it up again!") I wish I had all the answers. (Crying)
  • Spike: Well, that's all in the past. The only thing that matters now is that we're together. And I'm gonna make up for lost time.
  • Sludge: (He gave a teary smile) ("Well, he has been away from Denter, so, may as well give him a chance to give him a father he never got to know.")
  • A still bewildered Smolder had listened in on this and went off to tell the group.

School of Friendship.

  • Students: HE'S SPIKE'S WHAT?!
  • Smolder: "Yeah.... The guy claims he's Spike's dad."
  • Quartz: BULLS***!!
  • Gaster: "How is that possible?! Spike's purple and the dude's green!"
  • Silverstream: I don't know, maybe his mom was purple, or another ancestor was purple?
  • Shore: "I like to view it more as, Spike taking more after his mother."
  • Silverstream: My point exactly.
  • Gaster: ".... Well, yeah, but, Spike doesn't have the same build as the guy! Heck, his adult form-"
  • Smolder/Quartz: "Greed indused bigness form."
  • Gaster: "Doesn't match the fat blob's body!"
  • Gallus: "You're saying that the dude is full of s***?"
  • Gaster: "Hey, let's remember that this is the same guy that was failing to be sneaky on the school, AND said he was named "Walla Walla Washington"!"
  • Gallus scoffed bemused.
  • Gaster: "AHEM! I think it's a safe freaking bet that the guy's up to something here."
  • Skyceria: "Well that's the problem. We have to remember that Spike was an orphaned egg. Even if Sludge is lying, as far as we know, he's probuly the closet to a positive dragon role model outside of Ember, Quartz, and in some extent, you, Smolder."
  • Caster: "What about that Taiku guy and his dragon friends?"
  • Ocellus: "And Spyro, Cynder, and the other dragon Lodgers?"
  • Skyceria: "Spike rarely gets to really interact with them. And most of his prior dragon exspeariences included terrorable exsamples like that angry loner dragon he ran into and Garble's group. (Smolder quietly winced at that). Maybe Sludge has good intentions on the off chance he fibbed about being his dad."
  • Smolder: "(Toughens back up) Well, ultamately, I'm the judge, jury, and executioner on that."

Another Montage Later...

  • Spike: I can't believe we got so many things done. But this is all MY stuff. Is there anything YOU always wanted to do with ME?
  • Sludge: (While picking earwax) Not really. (Saw Spike sad). ("Aw s*** dude, fix it, fix it, fix it, FIX IT!!") Uhhh, I mean, uh, I'm happy to do whatever you want. But if I had a castle like this with all this stuff, I'd probably just lay around all day doing nothing like a real dragon.
  • Spike: Like a real dragon?
  • Sludge: Sure! I'm not surprised you don't know any better. Twilight basically raised you as a pony. (Walks off) You're barely a dragon at all.
  • Spike: Huh?
  • Sludge was seen getting cupcakes and had overheard the starting conversation.
  • Sludge: ("Okay dude, now it's about time for action.... HMMM-MMM, THESE CUPCAKES THOUGH!?")
  • Sludge enters the map room at a certain point.
  • Sludge: Awww, shucks. (Finishes off Cupcakes).... I guess I shouldn't have said anything about you being more pony than dragon. I just wish we had more in common.
  • Twilight: Maybe you two can come up with ways to turn up Spike's, uh, dragonishness.
  • Spike: You think that's something we can do?
  • Sludge: You know what, son? I think it is!

This song played.

Just Can't Be A Dragon Here (Father Knows Beast) MLP FiM HD

Just Can't Be A Dragon Here (Father Knows Beast) MLP FiM HD

After Song

  • Twilight: (Enters room) Spike? I just thought I'd check to see if you and Sludge had any luck turning up your dragonishness. It's hard not to feel like somehow I let you down all these years. (Removes covers)
  • Sludge: (Was seen in a suggestive "Draw me like one of your french girls" kinda pose)
  • Twilight: Oh! I'm so sorry! I didn't mean to barge in on ya!
  • Sludge: (Gets up) Ah, don't worry about it. Mi castle es su castle.
  • Twilight: Right. Well, I'll just get out of your way.
  • Twilight leaves as she bumps into Spike, causing a mess.
  • Twilight: Oh! Spike! I'm so sorry. My morning is not going well. What is all this? Why'd you leave the castle so early?
  • Spike: I didn't leave. I spent the night outdoors to get in touch with my dragon side.
  • Twilight: Outdoors?
  • Spike: Yeah! And Sludge asked me to bring him the best breakfast Ponyville has to offer so he can show me how a real dragon would eat it. See you later!
  • Spike walked off as Twilight got suspicious.
  • Spike entered in the room where Sludge saw the food.
  • Sludge: "Awwwww yeah! (Starts chomping down on it) Mmm, mmm, MMMM! Oh that's the GOOD s***!"
  • Spike: "Noted. Dragons eat as sloppy as possable."

A bit later...

  • Sludge was seen walking forth and reading the newspaper.
  • Sludge stopped when he heard the clopping of hooves.
  • (Applejack): "Just saying that maybe it's time to send Sludge a'tumbling and back to try and find Spike's ma."
  • (Rainbow Dash): "I mean, the guy's great at Buckball, but I feel like that now he's sure Spike's in a good place, so now, he needs to worry about Spike's mom."
  • Sludge quickly hid behind a door as the Main 6 came forth.
  • Rarity: "Also, Starlight became rather sour at him for throwing her out of the castle in the bathtub during that musical number he engaged with."
  • Pinkie: "I felt like it be like a family guy homage."

Cutaway

  • Starlight: (After Sludge and Spike trashed the bathroom tower) WHAT THE TART?! (She started sliding off the collapsing floor) NonononoNONOOO!! (Crashed as the bathtub shattered)... This is embarrassing.

Reality

  • Pinkie: "And I can get away saying that on a canon episode because we're off camera currently."
  • Twilight: "Which is why, I intend to help find the Land of the Scale Collectors and bring Equestrian Justice onto them so he can reunite with Spike's mother. (Quietly) And hopefully decide that Spike is in good hooves with us and take Sludge back to the dragon lands?"
  • Fluttershy: "Twilight, I'm surprised that you're jealous of Sludge."
  • Twilight: "It's not that, it's just..... I'm getting anxious that, Spike might choose Sludge over us."
  • Applejack: "Well, it can't be helped Twilight. Sludge may be a freeloader, but he's Spike's Kin. His pa, no less. Are ya'll sure that finding Spike's Ma would change things?"
  • Twilight: "..... Perhaps not, but...... I at the least want Spike to be happy. And, if he were to have to go back to his biological family.... I at least want it to be completed..... (Snarky) Besides, I would imagine Spike's mom being a better influence than Sludge."
  • Applejack: "Exactly!"
  • The Main 6 trotted off, as Sludge was seen scared....
  • Sludge: "..... Those crazy ponies are NOT yet ready for those psycos!..... Like I'm not yet ready to leave my vacation. Not to mention the s*** Denter would give me if he found out! No problem.... You already got the ACE, in the hole..... Ohhhh Spiiiiiike."
  • Spike zoomed up quickly!
  • Spike: "Yeah dad?!"
  • Sludge: "I wanna teach ya another dragon lesson, but, it requires that fancy map room."
  • Spike: "OKAY?! (Lifts Sludge surprisingly efferlessly to Sludge's surprise as Spike zoomed off with Sludge freaked out and shouting, then was slammed down to the Map Table as Sludge yelped in slight pain!) SO WHAT'S THE LESSON?! (Squees)...."
  • Sludge: "Owwwwwwwwwww. First off, remember what I said, about that weird squeak nose when ya smile."
  • Spike: "Oh, sorry dad. It's kinda an automatic thing."
  • Sludge: "Fair enough. Also, here's the lesson."

A bit later...

  • Twilight: (As the Main 6 enter) And that's why I thought we could use the map to-
  • The group got surprised to see Sludge on the map table as Spike was filing Sludge's claws.
  • Spike: Hey, gang! Dad was just showing me how a real dragon would act in a throne room.
  • Sludge: Dragons like to sprawl when they get their claws done. (Blows on claws).... Now, if you'll all excuse me, it's time for my bath.
  • Spike: (Sighs) Isn't he the best?
  • Rarity: I'm not sure that's exactly the word I would use.
  • Sludge: Uh, Spike? The bath isn't gonna fill itself, son. (Makes gun hand gestures to get Spike's attention)
  • Spike: Be right there... Dad. (Flew off).....
  • Rainbow Dash: "..... So, are we gonna get the search for the Land of Scale Collecters thing going now, or what?"
  • Twilight: "Of course, let's proceed before anything else-"
  • (Sludge): "BUBBLE BATH EXPLOSION SON?!"
  • (Spike): "HELL YEAH?!"
  • A wave of bubbles flooded into the entire castle as it sent Starlight flying right into the School and crashing cowinidently in her office!
  • (Starlight): "IT'S FINE, I NEEDED TO GET TO WORK ANYWAY?!"
  • The Main 6 were trapped in bubbles.....
  • Pinkie: "..... Hilarious as this all is, Spike cursed and it seems to slow down the plot, so, it kinda has to be cut out."
  • Rarity: ".... Perhaps we should, postpone the search attempt for when Sludge is behaving less....... Inconvinent."
  • Twilight sighed

Later...

  • Twilight: (Approaches Spike reading a book) I'm glad you're not spending the night outside again.
  • Spike: Oh, I am. I'm just looking for a good bedtime story to read to my dad first.
  • Twilight: It's nice that you have somepony to show you dragon culture. But are you sure that's what Sludge is doing?
  • Spike: What do you mean?
  • Twilight Sparkle: Well, taking over your room, making a mess of things...
  • Spike: (Scoffs) That IS dragon culture.
  • Twilight: YOU never acted like that.
  • Spike: That's because YOU raised me. Now I finally have a chance to see how I'm supposed to be.
  • Twilight: (Gets more worried) I don't think you're supposed to be any different than who you are.
  • Spike: Maybe you just don't like that I have a REAL parent now. (Twilight was heart-broken as an x-ray literally showed that)
  • Twilight: That's not true! I'm glad Sludge is here. I-I just wish he wasn't such a-
  • Spike: Dragon? Of all ponies, I can't believe YOU would have a problem with that. (Leaves)
  • Twilight: (Sighs).....
  • Music started to play....
  • Twilight: "..... I have to find a way-"
  • (Spike): "Uh, Twilight, not meaning to disrespect your musical talents, but, dad said he needs absolute quiet, so, no singing arias, okay?"
  • Twilight: "..... (Sighs)..... Okay."

The Next Morning...

  • Sludge woke up after having a great sleep with a big satisfived yawn.
  • Sludge: "Well, this is the final day before I have to take Spike back to Saursia so he can do his big destiny thing.... Ugh, and having to contend with extreme awkwordness. Oh come on Sludge, that bit is a long time coming. It'll be like removing a bandaid. It'll sting at first, but... (Leaves Spike's Room for a bit) Getting rid of the Black Emperor will be worth it in the long run. And hey, Denter will be happy to have his kid back at all. And sometime down the line, we'll LAUGH this experience off. (Grabs a cupcake from the tray) Just, one more day of vacation, then the big day for Spike. Till then, another sweet round of pampering for me. Heheheheh. Though admitingly I'd figured the boy would be smarter then this. Oh well, this will be a serious life lesson about how dragons should not be doormats. (Eats the cupcake and returns to the room to find Spike packing) (Chewing noisily) Hey! What's going on, son?
  • Spike: Twilight doesn't like having real dragons in the castle, so I told her we're moving out.
  • Sludge: (Coughs) You what?!
  • Smolder: Spike! I found the perfect cave where you two can live! There aren't even any comfortable rocks inside!
  • Spike: That does sound perfect!
  • Sludge: ("AW FLAMING S***?! EVERYTHING'S FALLING APART! IF THE KID LEAVES TOO SOON, THOSE PONIES ARE GONNA GIVE ME CRUD OVER IT!! AND ONE THING WILL LEAD TO ANOTHER, AND S*** HITS THE FAN?! QUICK, STUPID, DO SOMETHING!!") No, it doesn't! I-I-I mean, uh, I'm not sure I fully demonstrated all the ways a dragon would live here.
  • Spike: But we're not gonna live here anymore, so it doesn't matter.
  • Sludge: It matters to me! (Stammers) I want to make sure you have all the knowledge you need.
  • Spike: But I do. Dad, you've already shared so much. (Sings) This bed is much too soft, (As Smolder takes the robe off of Sludge) Just take that silk robe off, We can't be dragons living here!
  • Sludge and Spike began a tug-of-war over the pilow as Smolder helped Spike!
  • Sludge: ("OKAY, SCREW THE SUBTLETY, THE BANDAID COMES OFF NOW!!") Stop! (The Tug-of-war ends) I'm not your father!
  • Spike: What?
  • Sludge: I just said that to get in on this sweet castle life.
  • Spike: So... You... Pretended to be my dad?
  • Sludge: Now-now-now-now-now, don't look at me like that, kid. I did what any dragon would do.
  • Smolder: No. You didn't.
  • Sludge: Hey. I saw an opportunity, and I took it. THAT'S what dragons do.
  • Smolder: NO. It ISN'T!
  • Sludge: You know what? I don't need this. I'm out of here! Enjoy lovin' pony town!  (Leaves)
  • Spike: (Sighs)....
  • Sludge: (Suddenly comes back) I'm taking this pillow. (Flew far enough away from the castle)..... (Sighs)..... Well so much for being able to get the kid out of there. Ehh, ya know what, the kid still has a long way to go anyway. I mean, if he's gulliable enough to trust a guy named "Sludge", he's not fit to fight the Black Emperor..... (Sighs depressed)..... Not like I can say it isn't my fault on that..... Welp, can't get any worse then that.
  • ???: "YO FATSO?!"
  • Sludge turned and saw Quartz and the students with the Dragon Chaser Hornets.....
  • Gaster: "Smolder told everyone the doughey parasite ways ya just pulled on Spike!!"
  • Gallus: "Look, I can get behind ya liked living in that palace of an eye-sore tree castle, BUT LYING ABOUT BEING AN ORPHAN'S PARENT?! THAT'S SO LOW, EVEN ARIMASPI WOULD BE DISGUSTED AT YOU!!"
  • Ocellus: "Suffice to say, (Turns into a Bugbear) (Aggressive Voice) IT'S TIME FOR YOU TO LEAVE?!"
  • Sludge: "..... (Wimpy voice) Mommy."
  • The Students and the Chaser Hornets charged at Sludge as he screamed shrilly!
Goofy Yell!

Goofy Yell!

Skip a few seconds.

  • Pinkie: "WHOA! We diffently can't show this on the canon episode! Just focus on Spike reconciling with Twilight, okay Hasbro?"

Later...

  • Sludge came back bruzed, puffy, and red in alot of sensitive places, as he wasn't even able to keep the pillow, as he returned to the secret cave.
  • The Silluetted figures were seen before him.....
  • ???: "...... Ya f****d up, didn't you?"
  • Sludge: "..... No, shit, Sherclop! (Plops down unconscious)."
  • ??? 2: "(Sighs), Sooth-Voice really was too late to warn us that Sludge would prove.... Incompident, for the mission."
  • ???: "Also, I don't think your son's ready yet if he can be easily lolled by a guy named Sludge saying he's his father!"
  • ??? 2: "Yes, more time is needed. And for as long as the Black Emperor and the Scale Collectors remain ignorent, we can afford some, extra prolonging."
  • ???: "But just so we're clear, next time, as it should've been in the first place, YOU go with Sludge and DO IT RIGHT?!"
  • ??? 2: "It has been reckitnesed and reshived, sir. When the time comes, I pomise no incompidence. It'll be swift and focused."

Present

  • The School of Friendship was seen as build-up for a celebration is taking place.
  • Students were seen boarding onto Electross' ship.
  • Buzzord: "Hurry, hurry, children. Step lively now. Ya wouldn't want to miss the rare oppertunity of Dragons being shown generious gifts, and it's not because of forced tribute this time."
  • Spike was seen sitting on the roof, looking slightly depressed.....
  • Smolder and the other Students found him.....
  • Smolder: "..... Hey, Spike..... What're you doing here? Kinda thought you'd be with Twilight."
  • Spike: "(Depressed) I'll join soon enough. I just need time for my thoughts."
  • Gallus: "(Groans), Let me guess, it's about the "Parents" thing, right?"
  • Little Dipper: "That was about as subtle as a cat pretending to be a mouse-only club."
  • Smolder: "Hey, let me handle this, will ya? (Gets to Spike)...... Spike, are you still thinking about your parents?"
  • Spike: "..... Look, don't tell Twilight, but, while I still meant it that she's my family, I just, I just wish I had the chance to even KNOW who my parents were. Even if they turned out to be jerks like dragons typically are, cause, at least it's SOMETHING! I thought I was on my way there with Sludge came along..... In hindsight, maybe it was stupid to trust a guy with a name like that."
  • Smolder: "Look, the very least, the asshole got what's coming to him, and he's likely miles away from Ponyville by now. Guy's a garrentied no-show from here on out."
  • Spike: ".... But still..... I wish, I have the chance, to ever see my parents, even, (Sheds tears), Even if they are dead now. (Sniffles), You guys, should go on ahead and enjoy yourselves...."
  • Smolder: "..... Not without you, Spike. Now put those wings to good use and get to Canterlot. Ya wouldn't want to be away from Sparkle and the others, right? They're like a family."
  • Spike calmed down and smiled....
  • Spike: "..... Guess I owe you an extra throw pillow for the pep talk."
  • Spike and Smolder chuckled at that as Spike flew off.
  • Barktrot flew up to the students and started levitating them.
  • Barktrot: "Entertaining as the view is, you are expected to attend as well."
  • Barktrot flew off torwords Electross' ship along with the held students.

Chapter 2: Sludge Returns/A New Dragon Comes/The Scale Collectors Are Real, But Different Than Expected

Canterlot Grounds

  • Spike arrived to a party of Dragons being appresiated with gifts.
  • Ember: "..... Huh..... So this is what it's like to be showered with glorious gifts and wealths, and it wasn't even being demanded as tribute...... I kinda like it."
  • Twilight: "I thought you would, Ember. My Dragon Apprsiation Day Festival went off like a charm."
  • Electross' ship arrives and beams off the entire students and factily.
  • The Ship proceeds to auto-park as Electross and Cynidress beam down to join the party.
  • Rainbow Dash: "Awww yeah, the School of Friendship express has arrived."
  • Twilight: "It'll be a great first-hand exspearience of on how different cultures can get along.... (Sighs), I just wish Spike was here."
  • Spike zoomed around surprising Twilight and the princesses as he landed.
  • Spike: "TA-DA!"
  • Twilight: "SPIKE! (Hugs him) You made it. What took you so long?"
  • Spike: "Ehh, just needed some pep-talk."
  • Gaster: HELLOOOOOO, DRAGONS!! I hope you like cruises, because you're getting an all-expense paid trip out to sea on the FRIEND-ship!....
  • Dragon 1:... Wow. That was so lame it wasn't worth laughing at.
  • Gaster: "..... Yeesh, tough crowd."
  • Celestia: "Now, Twilight, I know you have been concerned about the, ahem, issue with magic and the uh.... Mana Reverse drying out, but.... I have good faith that Thaum will resolve things soon."
  • Luna: "And just as much so as the Lodgers."
  • Candence: "Yeah! The sooner they fix the problem the better. Flurry has been getting very cranky about not having magic."
  • Twilight: "Concerns for when it is time for them, Princesses. For now, let's just have some fun. I mean, what's the worse that could-"
  • Pinkie: "LOOK! IT'S PONY'S COMET?!"
  • Sludge's Asteroid move was seen incoming!
  • Spike: "..... OH NO!! NOT HIM AGAIN!!"
  • Ember: "GANGWAAAAY!!"
  • The Group dodged as the Sludge Asteroid crashed!
  • Shining: "OH COME ON, AND THE FLOORS WERE JUST WAXED TOO?!"
  • Sludge was seen having crashed down in the middle of the party.
  • Smolder: Well if it isn't the lying pseudo-father lazy castle potato himself.
  • Ember: Just pitiful. Get your ass up you big fat bag of garbage!
  • Sludge: (Clumsly does so and mutters illegitimately)
  • Ember: What'd you say?
  • Sludge: (Mutters again)
  • Spike: IN PONISH, SWEET DRAGON GODS, WHAT IS YOUR DEAL, YOU LYING SLOB?!
  • Sludge: "Duh, duh, please, try to understand here, at first, I actselly was suppose to look for you, but thing is, it wasn't because it was for me, but it was because..... Look, it's hard for me to say it without you guys gettin' the wrong idear again, so, (Flapping was heard) HERE HE IS?! (Moves out of the way to reveil an elegant Adult form Spike the size of an Adult Pure Hippogriff showing up, surprising ponies and dragons alike)......"
  • The New Dragon: "..... (Ahem)..... First of all.... I'm sorry if my old friend ended up being abit of a dunce in what he was suppose to do. He was suppose to bring Spike back home to his real family, and not be his usual dopey self. I tried to warn See-All that he would be such a failure, but she ended up realizing this too late, as did Tuskco. She's a wise seer, but sometimes her visions aren't always, on point. Anyway, this being said, I am here to make sure he does his bumbled up job CORRECTLY, and bring Young Spike back home as soon as possible."
  • Ember: "Now hold up, new guy! In all tecnecallity, SPIKE, IS, HOME?!"
  • The New Dragon: "Is that Torch's daughter? My oh my, I remembered you when you were no more older than her! (Points to Smolder) You used to be so cute with your little freckles and all. (Dragons and some ponies began to snicker at this as Ember was embarrised)...."
  • Rainbow Dash: "..... Wow......"
  • Smolder: "That dude, has balls."
  • Barry: "(Snickers) Freckles! (Snickers)!"
  • Ember: "Duh, duh, duh, I THINK I WOULD'VE REMEMBERED SOMEONE LIKE YOU!!"
  • The New Dragon: "Fair's fair, you were young when I saw you, so obviously you wouldn't remember me. Be sure to ask your father though. I bet that old hammerhead can't forget a scale about me!"
  • Celestia began to become more curious.
  • Celestia: "..... Spike, I need you to ask the stranger why he and Sludge are interested."
  • Spike: "Why should I? He's likely just Sludge's, albeit more nicer looking, friend! He might be no better!"
  • Celestia: "Well..... It wouldn't hurt to try."
  • Gallus: "Besides, the sooner you play along, the more we can get their asses out of here and get this over with."
  • Spike: "Ugh, fine! (Walks up to the New Dragon)..... Okay dude, out with it.... Who are you and what do you want? (The New Dragon smiled sadly as if looking at a long lost family member)..... Uh..... Dude, what's with the look?"
  • Sludge: "... Oh boy.... Uh, Denter, try to focus here?"
  • Denter the New Dragon: "Oh? Oh, ahem. My apologies.... Spike..... I need you to take you back from the surface and back to your once true home in the realm of Saursia......"
  • Spike: "..... Saursia? The heck you're talking about, wise guy?"
  • Denter: "..... Spike..... I know, this will be hard to believe after what Sludge's incompidence put you through, but...... Spike..... I'm your REAL father!"
  • Spike was surprised as folks gasped!
  • Gallus: "AW COME ON, AGAIN?!"
  • Applejack: "Ugh, figures it be another scam."
  • Fluttershy: "I'm not sure..... Doesn't he remind you of what Spike looks like when he gets too much stuff?"
  • Twilight: "Actselly..... He also has the same colors as him, though the shading's deeper...... What if.... (Becomes concern and forlorn)..... What if he IS the real father?"
  • Spike: "..... D...... D..... D....... Dad?"
  • Smolder: "(Gets angry) OHHHHHHHH NO!! I AM NOT GOING THROUGH THIS S*** AGAIN!! (She and the Students got in front of Denter to sheild Spike) It was bad enough when your dumb friend did it, pal, BUT YOU GOT SOME NERVE TO DO THE SAME!!"
  • Denter took a quick annoyed look at a nervious Sludge and jestured at the group, deminstraighting "See what you had done?!".
  • Denter: "(Back at them) Young ones, please, I promise that I speak the truth. I would love to explain, but please understand, time is of the essence. The Scale Collectors finally found out Spike's location in the surface world, and he must-"
  • Gallus: "Oh nononononononono, Denty! You're not gonna pull Sludge's gag about the Scale Collectors again!!"
  • Denter looked at a sweating Sludge again and jestured "SERIOUSLY?!"....
  • Denter: "..... Listen, good children, I need to take Spike to the safety of his bloodline. It's what his mother would've-"
  • Gaster: "OH, OH, YOU'RE A REAL PIECE OF WORK TO PLAY THE MOTHER CARD, BUDDY!! YOUR FRIEND ALREADY DID THAT TOO?!"
  • Sludge: "Ohhhhhh, s*******t."
  • Denter: "...... ARE YOU KIDDING ME, SLUDGE?! DID YOU MESS UP THIS EPICLY?!"
  • Sludge: "Duh, I, I didn't meant to?! That crash ended up made me forget is all?!"
  • Denter: "..... YOU CLUMSY HALF-BRAINED MORON!! NOW ALL OF SAURSIA CONTINUES TO SUFFER TYRANNY, THANKS TO YOUR INCOMPIDENCE!! (Calms down and looks back to Spike and the Students)...... Look, I know it's hard to believe me thanks to Sludge's clumsy actions, but trust me, Spike is in danger on the surface world and needs to come right back to me as soon as possible!! It's a matter of saving a termoiled subterranean world?!"
  • Quartz: "Eh, at least you try to be abit more original that time."
  • Denter: ".... Oh for glories sake?! Okay, okay....... I'll take some time to explain the full story of- (A loud mechancial moan was heard as loud stomps are felt).... Oh no.... I'm too late!...... SLUDGE, WE HAVE TO GO, NOW?! (Moves the students aside and grabs Spike like a desperate father and began to make a run for it with a quickly Panicing Sludge!)"
  • Twilight: "SPIKE?!"
  • Luna: "GUARDS?! SLOW DOWN THOSE DRAGONS?!"
  • The Guards tried to intersect!
  • Denter: "Ugh, I do NOT have time for this! (Breaths ice-breath that freezes the guards into Giant Ice Cubes)...."
  • (Hurricane): "OH COME ON, THE ONE TIME THE GUARDS ARE ACTSELLY PRESENT, AND THEY WEREN'T EVEN REMOTELY USEFUL?!"
  • (Starswirl): "OH JUST BE GLAD THEY WERE PRESENT FOR ONCE?!"
  • Denter: "Ugh.... So much for a more peaceful interaction. Tuskco will never make peace with this!"
  • The Artifical Alicorn Guard charged in!
  • Denter breathed Electrisity that zapped and disabled the Artifical Alicorn Guards!
  • Denter: "For Pete the Dragon's sake, I came here assuming ponies were docile and peace loving, WHY DO THEY HAVE SOLDIERS?!"
  • Pinkie: "Tecnecally they're the royal guard."
  • Denter: "Well they seem soldier-like to me, so-"
  • Shining Armor charged with his elite Guards!
  • Shining Armor: "Charge what mana reserves you have, and just be careful not to hurt Spike in the process!"
  • Denter: "Ugh, bloody hell. (Breaths water on the elite Guards and Shining and splashed them into the wall, comedically knocking them out)..... Are we done? Is that ALL of these "Royal Guard"? Cause if I have to contend with ONE MORE SURPRISE, I will lose my-"
  • Rockhoof smacked his shovel right into Denter's face!
  • Rockhoof: "UNHAND THE BABY DRAGON, MAURADOR?!"
  • Denter: "(Pulls his head out of the shovel)..... I, WILL NOT, LOSE MY SON AGAIN?! (Grabs the shovel away from Rockhoof and hits him in the face)!"
  • Rockhoof: "(Face comes off the shovel) (Dazed) Ahhh, so that's what it feels like. (Plops to the floor T.K.O.)"
  • Denter: "Okay, this is getting rediculious now, Sludge, (Sludge was seen eating the snacks), It's time to fly! (Tries to fly off but Flash Magnus slams his sheild into Denter's head) OW, PISS?!"
  • Flash Magnus: "Just calm down, and we can talk about this!"
  • Denter: "FOR GLORIES SAKE, STOP WASTING YOUR ENERGY ON ME, I'M NOT YOUR ENEMY?! (Tail whips Flash Magnus away) I'M NOT HERE TO BE SO?! (Flies off along with Sludge still eating pasteries and food)"
  • Twilight: "SPIKE?! (Flies after Denter and Sludge)!"
  • Denter: "(Sees Sparkle coming)..... These are not the Ponies Spindle was hoping for!! (Breaths a fog that obscures them from Twilight's vision as it was too much for her as she coughed!)"
  • Celestia, Luna, Candence, and even Flurry Heart, along with Rainbow Dash and the Wonderbolts, joined in and fanned the fog away, only reveiling that Denter and Sludge were gone.
  • Twilight: "..... (Sadly) Spike......."
  • Celestia nudged Twilight back into the ground as did the other flyers in the air and landed.
  • Ember: "..... Twilight, I promise you that I am going to personally hunt those two down and-"
  • The loud stomping and robot sounds got louder as it was noticed that a large black fog was approuching Canterlot and the Mountain.
  • A giant metal brachiosaurus robot mech was seen slowly walking torword the Mountain, as it's scale is unbleiveably tiitanic, as it's neck towered over the mountain as it's shadow was casted across ponyville. It gave a loud robotic dinosaur moan, as it was heard throughout Equestria.
  • Pinkie: "Ohhhh! Maybe it's the petting zoo I ordered."
  • The Mech Brachio lowered it heads as it gets right to the front of the party to the worry of ponies and even dragons!
  • Pinkie: "..... Then again, I don't recall petting zoos ever having giant robotic saurans."
  • Rarity: "(ANGERLY) YA DON'T SAY?!"
  • The Robotic mech opened it's metal mouth as a metal tongue slidded down right onto the part of canterlot where the part is, haplessly crushing a balloon animal!
  • Party Favor: "NOO?! NOT ET TU, POPPY DUCKY?! (CRIES)!?"
  • Stallian: "(Shows up with Napkins) Honey, I found the napkins. (Sees Brachiosaurus mech)..... Oh what did I missed this time?"
  • Futuristic armored Deinonychus raptors charged down holding futuristic weaponry marching in an orderly fastion and halting in single file when they get to the ground of the party and hold their guns in an army fastion.
  • Buzzord: "OHHHHH! MY WORD!! JUST LOOK AT THAT TECHNOLOGY!! IT'S MORE ADVANCED WAY BEYOND I WOULD EVER MAKE!! IT'S BEAUTIFUL!!"
  • Deinonychus Guard: Oh why don't you f*** a robot if you love technology so much?
  • Buzzord: "Cause I have a girlfriend now, why'd you asked?"
  • Deinonychus Guard: "..... Really shouldn't've dignifived that with a respondse."
  • An excitable Compsognathus speeded right out of the mech and saw all the Ponies!
  • Compsognathus: "OH, MY GOSHIE, I AM SEEING PONIES FOR THE FIRST TIME?! EEEEEEEEEE?! (Zooms up and grabs Fluttershy by the face-cheeks) THEY'RE SO CUTE AND FLUFFY?! (Hugs Fluttershy) I WILL WUB THEM AND CUDDLE THEM AND TAKE CARE OF THEM AND FEED THEM AND BATHE THEM AND MAKE CUTE VIDEOS ON THEM TO POST ON THE DINONET?!"
  • A Troodon came forth.
  • Troodon: "Chatter, control yourself! These ponies must be studied, not treated like pets. (Brings out recorder) (Speaks to it while exsamining Rarity) Subject #0001 appears to be an overtly dolled up female mammalian equine of the ungulate family, spefically the Equidae type. Overreliance of perfume and extrmely well-kept mane and tail suggests a self-conscious need to be well groomed, either to impress potential mates, or itself."
  • Rarity: "EXCUSE MOI?!"
  • Troodon: "(Grabs Rarity's head to take closer look at horn) Specimen possesses a horn most unlike traditional Equidae reminiscent to the tusk of a narwhal. Theories suggest that mana sources are held in these growths. I, Profoundus, intend on researching this further should it be permitted as such traits could be useful. With correct upgrades in can be expected that horns would produce 900% more mana than the standard."
  • Rarity: "Ugh, why do I suddenly feel like I'm a science experiment?"
  • Profoundus: "Because you are. (She then gets to Rainbow Dash) (Still on recorder) Subject #0002 appears to be an equidae that possesses a trait unlike any normal non-avian and/or bat and/or pterasaurian animal. It appears to be a mammalian equine, with feathery avian wings. There must be some kind of function that allows such small wings to carry a heavy equine off the ground. But I suspect it to be a mana-induced mutation or an obscenely rare evolutionary path for mammal spieces never explored before outside of bats. Further examination is required. Also of note that this subject bares a tecnicolor mane and tail with the primary colors of a basic rainbow..... Suspected to be homosexual."
  • Rainbow Dash: "WHAT DID YOU JUST CU*KING SAY ABOUT ME?! I'M NOT GAY, YOU UGLY WALKING LIZARD!!"
  • Profoundus: "... Also of note, bad temper."
  • Rainbow Dash: "DO I LOOK ANGRY?! (MAKES THE "TANKS FOR THE MEMORIES" FACE)?!"
  • Profoundus: "..... Note to self, don't answer that kind of question to subject."
  • Profoundus approuched Applejack....
  • Applejack: Oh, here it comes.
  • Profoundus: "(To Recorder) Completely substandard equine, no further research required."
  • Applejack: Hah! Awkward situation avoided.... Wait a minute, did he say I wasn't special?!
  • Profoundus: (Approaches Pinkie Pie who is making wacky faces out of boredom)..... Subject #0003 is of clearly unusual nature. Will require dedicated research. (Gets to Twilight)... Subject #0004 appears to be a rarity amongst it kind for having a horn and wings."
  • Cadence: "OH WHAT ARE WE, CHOPPED LIVER?!"
  • Profoundus: ".... Rare up to five individuals."
  • Cadence: "That's more like it, you pompous-"
  • Chatter: "Hey come on, Profoundus, you're always about science stuff, why not take it easy?"
  • Profoundus: "How many times to I have to explain it to you? We are the-"
  • A shadow of a laughing Coelurosaur rose in the crowd!
  • Coelurosaur: "(Seen silluetted) At long last, our glorious forces have found Equestria- (Trips and starts bamming and blamming about on the metal tongue as clangs were heard for every smack as he fell flat on his face comically)... (Muffled) Misfortune, why do you torture me?!"
  • Chatter: "..... Hey, Slick."
  • Profoundus: "Richard."
  • Coelurosaur: "(Gets up) I TOLD YOU GUYS, IT'S DICK SLICK!! (The Ponies started to laugh bemused as did the dragons)...... Walked right into that one."
  • Profoundus: "I did advised you to legally change your name. You're hardly taken seriously otherwise."
  • Dick Slick: "AHHH, GO SUCK A MAIASAUR'S EGG, LOGIC-HEAD!!"
  • ???: "FOCUS?!"
  • A Velociraptor female with a feathery mohawk came forth with a scarred eye, wearing a strapped on rapid-fire lazer sniper-rifle on her person.
  • Chatter: "(Gulps)..... Commodore Velocius."
  • Velocius: "..... Chatter, stop cuddling the Equestrians, Profoundus, hold off your study habits for now, and Slick..... Quit embarrassing yourself."
  • Dick Slick: "YOU THINK I DON'T TRY?!"
  • Rainbow Dash: "CALLING IT!? SHE'S GONNA BE LIKE TEMPEST?!"
  • Tempest: "HEY?!"
  • Velocius: "...... MAJOR, FRONT AND CENTER?!"
  • Stomps were heard, as the fruit-punch dripped with each stomped, as coming out of the mech, was a T-Rex with cybernetic large arms as it roared a mighty roar that caused a Jurrassic Park Banner to fall before him.)
I'm a Motherfucking T

I'm a Motherfucking T.Rex

  • Chatter: Where the hell did that come from?
  • Gallus: "..... THAT IS SO F*****G BADASS?!"
  • Dick Slick: "That's why his name litterally is, Major Badass."
  • Little Dipper: "Holy moly, he's a 12-year-old dinosaur fan's wet-dream."
  • Rainbow Dash: "And we're essentially in trouble now."
  • Velocius: ".... Now that we got your undivided attention, we will ask for your unconditional surrend-"
  • ???: "VELOCIUS?! IT IS I WHO IS SUPPOSE TO SPEAK TO THE MAMMELS, NOT YOU, YOU EMBARRISING GREY AREA BETWEEN A RAPTOR AND A CHICKEN!!"
  • Velocius: "(Groans)........ My apologies, Minister. (Pulls out a device placing it down and turning into a large megaphone speaker) (Mumbling to herself) Stupid Prime being in my shoes."
  • Rainbow Dash: Well at least that megaphone thing didn't make a Transformer sound.
  • Velocius: (Speaks into the device) Presenting, the grand and glorious, the undisputable and reputable... (To herself) And insanely overrated... (Openly) The All-Powerful, Minister Prime Teranodon."
  • Suddenly the tongue turns into an escalator as it is reveiled that a Pteranodon holding a staff with an orange egg-shaped case was seen on it, as his wings had the tattoos of an unsettling dragon face on them and that he was adorn with a robe that extended the length of his legs as he gets off, reveiling that he suffers from a crippled wing and thus leans on the staff for balence. This is assumingly the Minister.
  • The Minister slowly walked with the staff as a crutch in an un-nerving and painstakenly slow matter, making ponies and dragons alike anxious about this prehistoric stranger.
  • The Minister finally reached the center point where before him was a rubber ducky, of which he stabbed with his staff, wrecking the nerves of ponies and even the toughest dragons, decapitating it and tossing it to a filly that cried.....
  • Minister P. Teranodon: "...... (Opens up his wings to display the tattoos of the monsterious dragon face, of which ponies and dragons winced at, as if it were the face of a terrorable force. Even the Celestia sisters were almost tempted to yelp in reaction)..... (Inspite of his mean looking glare, he quickly turns on a kinder face)... Mammals, of the surface world. Do not be lead astray by our great might, our technology centauries ahead of the surface's current era, nor my mighty and imposing self-tribute, to the Great Black Emperor! We come, in peace."
  • (Treehugger): "RIGHT ON MAN, PEACE FOR THE WIN!"
  • (Discord): "YOU'RE NOT HELPING MATTERS, YOU HIPPIE!!"
  • Minister P. Teranodon: "...... Ahem...... Back on point. Our Black Emperor has nay an intention to ever really harm the surface world."
  • Gaster: "(Quietly) There's going to be a caaaaaatch."
  • Minister P. Teranodon: "However, we have a greater reason why we have graced your chaotic surfaced mess of a land, with our light."
  • Gaster: "Called it."
  • Ocellus: "Gaster, shush!"
  • Minister P. Teranodon: "It's been expected that the surface realm, (Brings out a weird glowy ball) Has been harboring something that threatens the Black Emperor and our way of life in Saursia."
  • Twilight: "(Confused) Saursia?"
  • The Minister light sends the ball flouting of which turned into a digital hologram image of an egg.
  • Minster P. Teranodon: "The offspring of a union between a native dragon, and that of an off-worlder known as a "Dragon Realmian", of the accordingly legendary "Purple Dragon".... Or so Profoundus suggested. We were aiming to prevent this egg's birth, but Spindle, proved uncooperative."
  • Twilight: "(Quietly) Spindle?"
  • Minster P. Teranodon: "Now because of her interference of preventing this threat, that egg has likely hatched. So to cut some needless dialogue short, have you seen, by the estimates of years, (The Egg hatched digitally and transformed into what is now Spike) This, baby dragon."
  • The Ponies and Dragons gasped at the sight, Twilight espeically with a horrorfived expression.....
  • Smolder: (To herself) Aw flaming s***, he was telling the truth!
  • Minister P. Teranodon: "What I wish to state, is simple...... Surrender the young threat to the Black Emperor, and this will be the only over insodent related to our worlds crossing paths. Fail to comply..... Well frankly I just don't recommend it."
  • Little Dipper: "Wait, what's exactly gonna happen if you get, uh, the baby dragon?"
  • Minister P. Teranodon: "Well, like a rabid animal.... He's going to be put to sleep."
  • The Majority of folks gasped....
  • Smolder: MONSTEEEERRRRRS!!!
  • Buzzord: "..... I don't get it, what so bad about a forced bedtime?"
  • Minsiter P. Teranodon: "(Annoyed grunt)..... I.E., he's going to be euthanized."
  • Buzzord: "LE GASP!!"
  • Olhar: "Oh sure, THAT he understands."
  • Fluttershy: "WHY WOULD YOU HEARTLESS JERKS WANT TO KILL A BABY DRAGON?!"
  • Minister P. Teranodon: "Because an ungrateful Soothsayer dared predict that the brat would soon end the Black Emperor and take him away from the land of Saursia! He's being punished for a predicted crime!"
  • Pinkie: "Well you're kinda out of luck because Sludge and his over-powered friend Denter pretty much swooped in and took Spike from us so you guys kinda came in too late and-"
  • Twilight: "PINKIE!!!!"
  • Pinkie: "... Oh. Sorry."
  • The Minister lost his false smile and started to twitch in anger....
  • Minister P. Teranodon: "...... You, allowed an enemy of the emperor, TO ESCAPE?! AND RIGHT INTO THE FATHER AND HIS DUMB FRIEND NO LESS?! THE SURFACE WORLD, HAS COMMITED HERESY AGAINST THE BLACK EMPEROR?! (The Orange Egg covering began to open up by the sides and reveil a collector crystal like the Storm King as Ponies gasped).... (Music began playing)..... And the Imperial Scale Collectors, have a debt to collect."
  • Rainbow Dash: "AWWW NO, NOT ANOTHER STORM KING SITUATION!!"

This song played as Teranodon used this staff to siphon all magic of ponies and dragons alike

Cyclone Shade Sings Open Up Your Eyes (Male Tempest Version) (MLP Movie Spoiler)

Cyclone Shade Sings Open Up Your Eyes (Male Tempest Version) (MLP Movie Spoiler)

Teranodon's Song

  • The Depowered Main 7, the Students of Friendship and the Factily were seen making a run for it being chased by the Deino Troopers!
  • Clyde: "RUN AWAY?! WE'RE BEING CHASED BY JURASSIC STAR WARS!!"
  • Rarity: "I DON'T SUPPOSE NOW WOULD BE A GOOD TIME TO CALL FOR THE LODGERS?!"
  • Smolder: "WE'RE GONNA NEED TO F*****G SURVIVE FIRST?!"
  • Twilight: THE FRITZ WAS BAD ENOUGH ALREADY, NOW THIS!!! (They ran)
  • Deinonychus Guard #2: NOBODY'S GOING ANYWHERE!
  • Velocius: In the name of the Black Emperor, you're all under arrest!
  • Teranodon: No! They deserve worse! TIAMAAAAAAT!!! (Rumbling was heard)
  • Drakesis:... It can't be! (Suddenly, a large five-headed dragon flew in roaring)
  • Five-Headed Dragon (Tiamat) Heads: (Cackles and lands) OH, BUT IT CAN BE, AND IT IS! Hello, Drakey. We missed you.
  • Drakesis:... Tiamat! You black-hearted dracaena of the foulest breed! What dares you to fraternize with these invaders?!
  • Rainbow Dash: And why send her when you have a giant Brachio-Tank?
  • Tiamat Firehead: The Black Emperor gave this chance to me as a wedding gift. The guy knows how to give some revenge.
  • Tiamat Poisonhead: He's so dreamy.
  • Tiamat Earthhead: Though the extra eyes are... Too alien to say the least.
  • Tiamat Icehead: Yeah, he's got the mouth of a Liopleurodon, but DAMN, he's a good kisser.
  • Tiamat Lightninghead: I F*****G LOVE HIM!!! (Everyone groaned in disgust)
  • Drakesis: Well, we don't care. We want you off this land. I defeated you once, I can do it again.
  • Tiamat Firehead: Oh? And with what magic? You just lost what little magic you had left while WE in the Land of Scale Collectors spent months using stolen collector crystals from Pana to stockpile tons'a magic.
  • Celestia: YOU STOLE MAGIC FROM THE REST OF THE WORLD?!
  • Teranodon: Black Emperor's orders. With mana being mysteriously limited, it gave us an opportunity to take over a defenseless world. Without your precious magic, you're POWERLESS! And for your crimes against the Black Emperor for harboring and raising a dangerous convict, you're going to be the first to go.
  • Drakesis: We can't let you do that!
  • Tiamat Icehead: Oh? And what're you going to do about it?
  • Drakesis:... (Tries breathing fire, but it didn't work)...
  • Tiamat Lightninghead: That's the best you got? Without magic, your elemental breath is nothing! And without magic, the world is our dragonheart's for the taking. Now without further ado, we have a job to do. (The Firehead burned down much of the city, the Poisonhead infected the rest of the guards, the Icehead froze all the civilians and dragons, the Lightninghead zapped up a lightning storm, and the Earthhead shook and crumbled up buildings as the Deinonychus soldiers rounded up the ponies ironically with lassoes while avoiding the chaos)
  • Drakesis: We have to leave! Now! (The ponies were unable to fly without magic and neither were the dragons as the Deinonychus cornered them)
  • Teranodon: I'm not going to say this again, you're all under arrest in the name of the Black Emperor!
  • Velocius: (Gets out a familiar orb and threw it at the Mane Group as everything went white)...

Dragon Guardian Temple.

  • Shifu freaked out from having a vision and plopped to the ground!
  • Icky: "(Enters in) Yo Shivs, Shen wants ya to ask monkey to reprepare to make some body-shaped cages depending on when we find the would-be magic buster Samantha is crypticly talking about as if she wants us to discover on our own."
  • Shifu: "ICKY, A TERROR FORCE HAS STRUCK EQUESTRIA?!"
  • Icky: "Ugh, because ALCHOURSE it does."
  • Shifu: "IT'S SERIOUS THIS TIME?! WE NEED TO RESCUE EQUESTRIA?! THIS THREAT, IS UNLIKE ANYTHING IT EVER FACED?!"
  • Icky: "So, is it, Storm King levels of bad?"
  • Shifu: "EVEN WORSE THEN IT?! We must talk to the lougers!"

Equestra, Denter and Sludge's location.

  • Spike saw the storm choas in Canterlot and the giant Brachio Mech.
  • Spike: ".... LET ME GO?! TWILIGHT AND MY FRIENDS NEED ME?!"
  • Denter: "My son, I'm sorry, but we would be no help if we get captured! Their only hope for salvation is if I enable you to live to defat the Black Emperor and liberate Saursia from him and his army of slaves! (Spike gets angry) Besides, you'll meet your real family soon enough!"
  • Spike got immeasureably pissed!
  • Sludge: "Uh, Dent, I don't think that was smart of ya to say that."
  • Denter: "Sludge, you haven't exactly done your job right a certain time ago, why should I trust your-"
  • Spike bite Denter's hand!
  • Denter: "YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWW?! (Lets Spike go) AS IF GETTING HIT BY A SHOVEL IN THE FACE ISN'T THE HIGHLIGHT OF PAIN?! (Spike Flew off away from the two) SON?! WAIT?! WAIT?!"
  • Denter and Sludge flew after Spike!
  • On Ponyville ground, Spike flew down and flew right torwords the castle and got in and barricaded it up with various objects, and was able to bar or closed off all windows as Denter and Sludge were seen heading for the castle as well!
  • Landing sounds were heard as gentle knocks were heard.
  • Denter's voice: "Son, please, open the door, we can't stay here, the Scale Collecters will raid this town soon after they clean-out Canterlot."
  • Sludge's voice: "(Louder slams on the door) SO OPEN UP, KID?!"
  • Denter's voice: "Sludge?! That is not helping!"
  • Sludge's voice: "Oh, sorry, I thought we were going for a good cop bad cop thing.
  • Denter's voice: "Spike is being afraid right now, and aggression won't help matters!"
  • Spike ran from the barracaded door and got to his room and closed off his bedroom window, and hid right into his bed.
  • Spike: "What am I gonna do, what am I gonna do?"
  • Spike remembered the communicator.
  • Spike: "..... Only the Lougers can help now!"
  • Spike got off the ran and ran into the castle, and gotten into the Throwne room and was surprised to see Thorax and Pharynx inside holding a banner and next to a pile of gems!
  • Thorax: "HAPPY DRAGON APPRESIATION DAY, SPIKE!"
  • Phaynx: "Ugh, same as him."
  • Spike: "Thorax, Pharynx, what're you guys doing here?"
  • Thorax: "We'd thought we surprise you with a gift of our own from us Changelings to you! This was pretty much Chrysais' private jewel collection. It was taking too much space, so, you can have it."
  • Spike: "That's sweet of you, but Equestria is basicly having another Storm King situation with the appearently real Scale Coollects AND A GIANT SAURAN MECH, AND I'M BEING CHASED BY SLUDGE AND HIS PAL DENTER WHO THINKS HE'S MY DAD?!"
  • Pharynx: "Ya mean the same fat slob 20 and Gaster told us about?! Say no more, kid! We'll keep them off your ass! (The two turned into Two Spikes)."
  • Thorax Spike: "(Spike Voice) We'll distract them as long as we can, you just do what you need to do."
  • The two flew off as Spike got to the communicator and starts typing in the number to call the Lougers.

Main Hall.

  • Sludge: "BODYSLAM?! (Shoves his weight to break the door down as the barricade scattered everywhere, damaging the objects.)"
  • Denter: "Oh goodness heavens, Sludge, you destroyed royal property!"
  • Sludge: "Oh relax, I'm sure the little purple alicorn is like a trust-fund betty or something. I learned she was from Canterlot, and they're usually very rich and snobby ponies. Also, she's royalty, she can be able to replace this crap."
  • Denter: "Ugh, let's just worry about getting my son out of here!"
  • Thorax Spike flew by mockingly laughing at the two and flew across the hallway!
  • Sludge: "THERE HE IS?! (Zooms after Thorax Spike)!"
  • Denter: "Sludge wait, there's something that didn't sensed right about Spike- (Sludge was out of sight) AAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNNNNNNND he's gone. Ugh. He's lucky I have too many fond-ish memories with him that I am even this paient."
  • Pharynx Spike showed up!
  • Pharynx Spike: "HEY ASSHOLE?! (Flips Denter off) OVER HERE?!"
  • Denter: "YOUNG MAN?! I WOULD'VE FIGURED PONIES WOULD BE MORE SENSITIVE TONGUED THEN THAT?!"
  • Pharynx Spike: "Then you'd never met Rainbow Dash, SHE CURSES UP A STORM SOMETIMES?!"
  • Denter: ".... Ugh, Spindle, you may've drasticly underestimated these Ponies. Son, please, I want to talk about this with you- (Pharynx Spike flew off laughing like an asshole) SON, WAIT, PLEASE?! (Flew after him like a concerned parent) PLEASE LISTEN?!"

Throwneroom.

  • Spike: "(Was talking with Trixie) And that's what happened!"
  • Trixie: "KUMBYA, SPIKE?! ANOTHER STORM CLAN SITUATION ANNNND TWO DRAGONS COMING AFTER YOU?! THE LOUGERS WILL GET THERE BEFORE THE CURTAIN CALL?!"
  • Spike: "JUST HURRY?!"

Hallway!

  • Sludge: "(Chases Thorax Spike) COME BACK HERE, KID, THIS IS TOO SERIOUS TO FOOL AROUND?! THE SCALE COLLECTERS ARE HERE AND THEY WANT YOU DEAD, SO WE'RE TRYING TO AVOID THAT SHIT?!"
  • Thorax: WAIT.... They want to kill Spike? (He reveals his true form)
  • Sludge: What the- A CHANGELING?! Did Spike put you up to this?!
  • Thorax: Yes, but I didn't know you were just trying to protect him.
  • Sludge: WIPE THE FIERY S*** OUT OF YOUR EYES AND EARHOLES, S*** STAIN, EQUESTRIA IS UNDER ATTACK!!! (He saw that happening outside and was shocked)
  • Thorax: "That much Spike already told me, but I didn't realised it was this severe."
  • Sludge: Well the more you know, the more you survive. And they want Spike. The little brat's just being uncooperative.... Though I admit that's been my fault. My first attempt, ended in stupid stupid confusian cause I wanted to take the time to relax in luxery for abit, and now the kid can't trust us as far as he can throw us!
  • Thorax: "(Sternly) Well fair's fair, that thing you did is something even Chrysalis or even Throx would find low! And deception is THEIR THING!"
  • Sludge: I know I know, I have that hammered into me how much of a fuck up I am! Look, point is,hHis REAL father is here to save him.
  • Thorax:... I, I didn't know. (Suddenly Pharynx was pushed through a wall with his true form exposed)
  • Denter: DID YOU THINK I WOULD FALL FOR THIS STUPID TRICK?! I know what's a Changeling and what isn't. In fact, there's hives of them that exist within Saursia from their part of the underearth! But the real red flag was how crass you are in personality! MY SON IS IN DANGER AND YOU'RE HELPING HIM KILL HIMSELF!!!
  • Pharynx: "WELL THERE'S JUST THE MATTER IF HE'S EVEN YOUR ACTUAL KID, BUDDY?! (Turns into an Assulter Beetle) AND BASED FROM WHAT I HEARD ABOUT YOUR ACCOMPLISE, I'M ENCLINED TO HAVE REASONABLE DOUBT?!"
  • Thorax: Pharynx, stop, that's Spike's father!
  • Pharynx:... Oh. I thought he looked too similar to him. Forgive us. Your son got us to distract you.
  • Denter: HE WHAT?! Ugh. We have to stop him!!

Canterlot Royal Yard

  • Spike: (Flew towards the door until he was met by Thorax and Pharynx who teleport in front of him)... Guys. What happened?
  • Thorax: (Sighs) Spike, we're sorry... (Denter and Sludge appeared behind him) But we can't let you go out there.
  • Spike: Wha, guys, I have to save my friends!
  • Denter: Young man, this has gone far enough.
  • Spike: SHUT UP, YOU F*****G FAKER! (He kicked him in the groin shocking everyone) And as for you two! WHAT UP WITH PULLING A DOUBLE-CROSS?! And yet you're still reformed Changeligns!? WHAT'S UP WITH THAT, GUYS?!
  • Thorax: We're trying to save your skin, Spike! If you go out there, you're GOING to get killed!
  • Spike: THOSE TWO ARE LIARS!!! (Breaths fire at them as they resist it by shapeshifting into ichneumons, scaring Denter and Sludge) WHAA!!!
  • Thorax: You're not going out there, Spike!
  • Spike: WATCH ME!! (Tries and fails to fight them off as their current forms were able to handle him) LET ME GO, LET ME GO, YOU TRAITORS!!!! (They restrain him with ropes) I SAID LET ME GO!!! HELP!!! HELP!!! (He was about to be returned to Denter) PUT ME DOWN!!
  • Thorax: SPIKE, STOP!! WE'RE DOING THIS FOR YOUR OWN GOOD!! (He was returned to Denter)
  • Spike: NO, NO, PLEASE, LET ME GO!!! DON'T DO THIS!!!
  • Thorax: Take good care of him. We'll help any way we can.
  • Denter: Thank you. As for you, you are in big trouble! We're going home right now.
  • Spike: Equestria IS MY HOME!!! And I can't believe you two would betray me like this!! AFTER ALL I DID FOR YOU, I THOUGHT WE WERE SUPPOSED TO BE FRIENDS!!!
  • Pharynx: Don't you DARE try getting to us with those words. We're trying to protect you. We promise we'll be back for you, but you can't help them now. Right now we have a lot to do.
  • Spike: DON'T LEAVE ME ALONE WITH THEM!!! PLEASE!!! (They were gone)
  • Denter: There. Now we're leaving, and you are getting punished for your delinquency.
  • Spike: I'm not going anywhere! You're not my father!
  • Denter: Spike, I'm only going to say this once. You may have a good home here, but you're still a dragon, and you can't disbelieve any dragon who claims they're your parent. Not counting Sludge alchourse for obvious reaons, but still! This threat is looking for you and you almost delivered yourself to them, and as your father, it's my job to protect your from those beasts. And pardon me if I started to sound like an atypical Surface Dragon, but, I don't care how much this place means to you, YOU'RE GOING TO DO WHAT I SAY, AND STOP THE DAMN WHINING!!!
  • Spike:... (He started crying as Sludge just put a pacifier in his mouth)
  • Denter: Sludge, take that out of his mouth, he's not THAT young a dragonling!
  • Sludge: Sorry, but I refuse to listen to him cry like a big baby the whole trip- (Spike threw the pacifier in his face as he did this)
ANK!!

ANK!!

  • Denter:... You know, I would've done the same thing.
  • Sludge: "Well we still need to keep him from crying for other reasons. Like how it would attract unwanted attention."
  • Denter: "Fair point. We'll go through a sound-proof part of the Everfree Forest and basicly vanish from there."
  • The two flew into the Everfree forest.

Meanwhile.

  • Inside the now leaving Brachio Mech, the Ponies and Dragons are being held into the stomich compartment of the mech, inside a large laser cell brig.
  • The Main 7, The Students and the Factily were seen, awaken and normal again.
  • Buzzord: "(Gasps like a fanboy)! ARE THOSE LAZER CELL BARS?! THIS IS CUTTING EDGE STUFF?! WANNA TOUCH IT?!"
  • Profoundus: "(Shows up) I would wish to advise against it. These lazers tend to cut and charaised skin and tussie, bone as well even."
  • Buzzord: "(Laughs like a crazed goof!) So magnifisent?!"
  • Profoundus: "(Raises an eyebrow curiously)...."
  • Applejack: "..... Ya'll have to mind the professor. He REALLY loves fancy gizmos."
  • Rarity: "He's espeically fond of what you people have, so try to be flattered if you can."
  • Profoundus: "..... (To recorder) Note to self, request permission to recruit surface avian as personal assistent for pootaintional use."
  • Pinkie: "Okay, that's too flattered, he's kinda a renounced klutsy genius."
  • Profoundus: ".... (To Recorder) Additional note, reprogram into acceptable assistent standerds first, then recruit."
  • Rainbow Dash: "DAMN IT PINKIE, YOU JUST HAD TO WARN THE BAD GUYS ABOUT HOW MUCH OF A YUTS BUZZORD IS?! HE COULD'VE GOTTEN US OUT EASILY WITHOUT EVEN TRYING?!"
  • Chatter: "(Shows up) Ohhh, Profoundus, are you planning to adopt one of them? Can I adopt the cute yellow pony with the pink mane? She's so cute and fluffy and I wanna brush her mane and stuff!"
  • Profoundus: "Chatter, you know this is only up to Teranodon if any of us were to have anything out of this, he is the one collector the Black Emperor deemed the favored one after all!"
  • Dick Slick: "(Seen spinning around a lazer knife) For as much as the Commodore is SO IN-LOVED with the idea. (Slips up with the lazer knife and it fell down as Dick cowerdly flinches away) AAAAAAAAH?!"
  • Profoundus: "Richard, I had instructed you to know play with the equitment. Cease up on trying to look like the poster child for machesmo and focus on the duty at hand."
  • Dick Slick: "Hey I don't have to take your orders, Dr. Scratch'n'Stiff, cause I'm a loose cannon who only plays by the rules of being a badass!"
  • Profoundus: "You actselly do this to compinstate the fact you live a miserable existence like all of us in the Scale Collectors."
  • Dick Slick: "Oh that's it, nerd, I'm gonna-"
  • Velocius' voice: "THE THREE OF YOU, ENOUGH?!"
  • Velocius came forth with Major Badass as the trio eased up and saluted.
  • Velocius: "Cease your fool-hardiness and focus. (Turns attention to the group)...... So this..... Is the legendary, Tribright Parkle."
  • Applejack: "Beg yer pardon, but, it's pronounced "Twilight Sparkle"."
  • Velocius: "Apologiese. Your surface languise frustraights me."
  • Rainbow Dash: "What're you talking about, we BOTH speak english here!"
  • Velocius: "I mean your naming conventions confuse me. They don't sound like, normal names, they sound like stage names."
  • Rarity: "Oh like your names sounded any less abnormal."
  • Velocius: ".... (Snorts)..... Now listen up. The Minister may be the collectors' leader..... But down here..... You all, answer, to me."
  • Splash: "Oh, so your the one we have to ask to go to the bathroom?"
  • Velocius: "...... Am I, a joke to you?"
  • Electross: "Lady, you're litterally a dinosaur Tempest Shadow! You're like one of those MLP fanarts where the Main 6 are dinosaurs suddenly!"
  • Velocius: "(Closes fist in anger)..... You know, if the Black Emperor just gave me a chance, YOU PEOPLE WOULDN'T'VE BEEN SO DISRESPECTFUL TO ME?!"
  • Barktrot: "Well what does that say about this, "Black Emperor", if the flying reptile is the one encharged, while you are no less of a subservient then them? (Points to Chatter, Profoundus, and Dick Slick)."
  • Velocius: "..... Are you trying to mock the Black Emperor's value in me?"
  • Yakhalla: "We're only saying that you are serving a ruler with no value for their subjects. If you are expected to threaten and harm other nations and steal magic for such a leader, then that makes this Emperor a tyrant. In fact, I sense that he could be even worse then that."
  • Velocius: "(Growls like a JP raptor)..... Be thankful I don't have it in me to inform Tiamat of this umpudence. But because the Emperor wants to have his final judgement FIRST, before any are allowed to do as they see fit! You better hope your protection of his would-be destroyer would at most condemn you to a life-time of redemption as laborors in his emperor!"
  • Entropy: "Pff, so either death or slavery, huh? Jokes on you, some of us are immortal!"
  • Velocius: "(Confident smirk) We dealt with the immortal before. The Black Emperor gave us the gifts to use the dread illness, Morality Illness, against them, through his captured pet..... The Deity Queller."
  • Spoonful: "Deity Queller? I heard about something like that. I have a cousin who's obcess with cosmic ptaheons in Kludgetown! He said that such a creature is behind the existence of morality illness to prevent inrealm gods from over-enpowering mortals."
  • Rainbow Dash: "You mean that kinda thing is behind why Celestia has it?"
  • Spoonful: "In throey, yes. Don't ask too much, my knowledge of cosmic deities are limited cause, well I'm not my Cousin Teaspoonful, I try to focus on historic things, not that love-craftian bro-haha! Besides, he insisted that Outer Gods are NEVER contained or enslavable!"
  • Velocius: "Then that is what makes the Black Emperor so special to us. He's beyond his appearence of being a dragon. Let's just say, he's beyond even the strongest dragon you think of. He's something special that even Tiamot doesn't yet understand. He is why our socity is so advanced, why this incredable automaton exists, why we are not subugated to illness, poverty, and most other woes of the world! He is a virtuious great force of our world, and that hatchling threatens to take him away from us!"
  • Twilight: "SPIKE MADE NO SUCH THING?!"
  • Velocius: "Maybe not willingly, but the defector prophet Sooth-Voice, who asided with an ungrateful rebelion lead by Tuskco, Denter and Sludge's superior. Those traitors want to ruin our kingdom."
  • Silverstream: "Look, I know you all are greatful for this Emperor for this power, but, what if this rebelion had a reason why they turned on him? What if this power has a price you didn't get to see?"
  • Spirule: "Indeed. I am sensing many unsual vibes with this tec. It is beyond what Equestria's currently capable off. Beyond even what Eureka Corp offers."
  • Velocius: "....  Such un-enlighten minds will changed soon, when you get your trial. One day, this world will be better off under his mighty wings. So all life at every layer of earth, and even the surface, will phrase the name of The Black Emperor. You better get comfirtable."
  • Velocius and her troupe left.
  • Rainbow Dash: "..... Yup, she's basicly Tempest 2.0. allright. Only this is like, the Tempest Sauren edition."
  • Tempest's voice: "(From the neightbering cell with the Pillers, Founders, and the Princesses) WILL YOU PLEASE STOP COMPAIRING ME TO HER?!"
  • Grubber: "Hey, to be fair, they're not wrong."
  • Ember's voice: (From the other neighberng side with her Elite and Drakesis' family) Yeah, Tempest, you kinda used to be exactly like that birth defected chicken yourself!"
  • Barry: "Aw man aw man aw man?! I thought the Scale Collectors were just a myth mommy dragons used to scare bad hatchlings to behaive! NOW THEY'RE REAL, AND EVEN WORSE THEN JUST BEING PANANS THAT HUNT DRAGONS?! (Breaks down crying) HELP ME MOMMY, HELP ME?! I WANT MY BLANKE, AND MY WAIFU PILLOWS?!"
  • Earrita: "DAMN IT, BARRY?! (Grabs him and starts smack him) PULL, YOURSELF, TOGATHER?!"
  • Rarity: "Ember? Tempest? Everyone else? Are you all okay?"
  • Candece: "(Comferting Flurry) Not in, the most ideal positions, but, I wouldn't say okay's a bad choice of words."
  • Pinkie: "Don't worry everyone, Twilight Sparkle's gonna get us out of this! Right Twilight! (Saw that Twilight was crying)..... Uh, Twilight?"
  • Gallus: "..... Are you, still on about Denter taking Spike away?"
  • Ocellus: "Look, if it helps, since he turned out right, that means that Denter and, even barely Sludge are not the bad guys here."
  • Twilight: "(Sadly) I got that perfectly..... It's just..... Now that I know for certain that Spike does have a real family.... (Cries) Then what does Spike need me for?"
  • Clyde: "AW CRAP NO, DON'T TELL ME YOU'RE HAVING AN ADOPTIVE FAMILY CRISIS ON US WHILE WE'RE IN THE MIDDLE OF A STORM KING SITUATION WITH THIS BLACK EMPEROR DUDE?!"
  • Starlight: "Hey, Twilight has this problem for awhile now ever since Sludge showed up to begin with! Twilight is afraid that when push comes to shove, she just can't compete with ANY actual blood-family Spike would have! She felt like she robbed Spike of being a real dragon and feels guilty for basicly raising someone else's child! She's afraid of being, a stand-in!"
  • Applejack: "..... Twilight, is, is that why you wanted to get looking fer Spike's Mom awhile back? Are you, afraid of only being viewed as subplimentry?"
  • Twilight: ".... (Sniffles).... I know this is coming at a bad time, but-"
  • Rainbow Dash: "Twilight......"
  • Silence......
  • Rainbow Dash: "..... Just because Denter's Spike's actual parent, doesn't mean you're just a side-dish. While he and Spike's mom, likely had to send Spike to Equestria for his safety cause that stupid emperor's afraid of him, you're the one that hatched him. You've been there for him while they were forced to be away from him. You are a not a stand-in. You are just as much Spike's family as they actselly are.... Like we all are to him. Don't, ever let anyone make you forgot that. Spike was even the only one that stood by you after your, little meltdown back in the Storm King situation. That's how much Spike cared for you. In fact, I bet he's giving Denter and Sludge some shit for their dingus moves of taking him from us, good reasons aside. Spike would sooner want to be with you, then be made to run away."
  • Starswirl: ".... Indeed Sparkle. Families do not always need direct blood relations to be a family. It's the bonds that build families, not bloodlines."
  • Twilight eased up on her doubts.....
  • Clyde: "..... Yeah great, great asop of the day, NOW CAN YOU PLEASE FIGURE OUT HOW TO GET US OUT OF HERE?!"
  • Quartz: "Clyde, shut up and let Twilight GET TO THAT?!"
  • Smolder: Yeesh, you're such a drama queen.
  • Clyde: "I can't help it! I read alot of dragon books about the Scale Collectors in their myths and folktales, and I heard about how they collect scales?! They often pull the scales off one by one, sometimes all at once, OFTEN WHILE THE DESCALED IS STILL ALIVE?! IN FACT, THEY KEEP YOU ALIVE JUST SO YOU'LL GROW MORE SCALES?! THESE GUYS ARE PSYCOS?! AND NOW THAT I FOUND OUT THEY HAVE ADVANCED TECKNOWAGEY, THE METHODS ARE WORSE?!"
  • Smolder: "Hey, I heard of those legends too, dad tells them to me and bro all the time to scare us, ya don't hear me freaking out."
  • Quartz: "I heard those legends too, and I'm fine. In fact, Clyde, I'm younger then you and yet I'm not scared of these guys. Says alot about how brave I am."
  • Clyde: "THAT'LL CHANGE WHEN THEY PIN YOUR TAIL ON A HOOK IN THE SHAPE OF A ICHNEUMON MOUTH AND LEAVE YOU THERE LIKE ANIMALS IN A SLAUGHTERHOUSE?! OR MAYBE LIKE A FUTURISTIC EQUILENT?!"
  • Gallus: "Clyde, calm down, freaking out isn't gonna help anyone!"
  • Yona: Um, what's an ichneumon?
  • Ocellus: A giant element-resistant mongoose and the natural enemies of dragons. We learned about them last month. I can't exactly show you what they look like with my powers given we just lost our magic.
  • Fluttershy: Pred always said he wanted an ichneumon as an anti-dragon mount.
  • Smolder: Because of course he did. But we're not talking about those squealing rats. We need to get out of here.
  • Twilight: Well I can't exactly say it out loud, because need I remind you that PINKIE BLABBED ABOUT SPIKE BEING TAKEN AWAY AND GETTING US HERE IN THE FIRST PLACE?!
  • Pinkie: "Gees, lighten up Twilight, I kinda figured that Teranodon guy would want Spike more then really care about us."
  • Twilight: "THAT DOESN'T MAKE IT BETTER, PINKIE, CONSIDERING HE ADMITED TO WANTING TO PUT SPIKE DOWN LIKE A DOG?!"
  • Pinkie: "Well I figured he would've left us alone if he felt like he came here for nothing."
  • Twilight: "HE WAS UNDER THE ASSUMTION THAT WE WILLINGLY HELPED DENTER AND HAD PARPISIPATED IN AN APPEARENT CONSPIRACY AGAINST THEIR LEADER?!"
  • Pinkie: "Well if you hadn't interupted me, I would've gotten to the part that we tried to stop Denter and Sludge from taking Spike!"
  • Gallus: "Only because of a misunderstanding! And even then, I doubt that psyco bird lizard would care anyway! He would've just as easily turned on us for the fact we failed to prevent Denter from having Spike, and there's still the thing about Spike was raised and nutured on the surface! He would've done what he did anyway! Believe me, I ain't a stranger to self-rightious nutcases!"
  • Rarity: "Indeed. He litterally said that Spike is integral to end the reign of their emperor! It's safe to say he wouldn't've been so forgiving even if he had the full story."
  • Pinkie: "Well, it's just, I kinda hoped that if we engaged dialogue with him more and explain the good things Spike did, maybe he wouldn't think Spike's so bad?"
  • Rainbow Dash: "(Facehoofs) Except for the fact that these are clearly bad guys, Pinkie, and that Denter and Sludge, are like resistence members!"
  • Candence: "Chances are, I don't think he was going to care about the good he did for the Christal Empire, or, for any of Equestria for that matter."
  • Pinkie: ".... I'm sorry guys, it's just, I figured that since they were looking for Spike that, it's only him they want."
  • Starlight: "Well clearly they were flexible enough to go after us as well cause we done goofed in their eyes for the fact Denter was able to get Spike away from us! Yeah, kinda see why Denter and Sludge wanted the Black Emperor gone!"
  • Applejack: "Now hold up, everypony. Being mad at Pinkie, or anyone for that matter, doesn't help no more than freaking out like Clyde."
  • Shore: "Applejack's right. We need each other more than ever now."
  • Snipeskale: "Yeah team. What's important now is we get out of here. And kick some turd asses along the way!"
  • Buster: "But poop comes OUT of butts, they don't have them."
  • Caster: "He was degrading those Scale Collectors, Bust."
  • Twilight: ".... (Sighs).... Sorry I got mad at you Pinkie, it's the Spike-Stress."
  • Gaster: "Okay, if Twilight's not gonna keep her "Oh my baby" worries out of her head, then I'm revising the plan. Okay, so here it is- (A Boxing Glove Punches Gaster in the Face) D'OW?!"
  • Computer: "Anti-Conspiring System Engaged."
  • The Boxing Glove went back into the floor.
  • Smolder: "..... You're f*****g kidding me..... They have, an anti-plan system?!"
  • Gallus: "Yeah, that obviously needs to go if we're gonna do anything. So here's the- (Another Boxing Glove Hits Gallus) D'OW?!"
  • Buzzord: "An anti-conspiring thought system, THAT'S INGENIUS?! This kind of thing can help prevent prison escapes!"
  • Entropy: "Like it's doing NOW?!"
  • Buzzord: ".... Well the appeal is marred given the situation, but still, it's a lovely sounding invention!"
  • Gallus: OH MY GOD, BUZZORD, JUST GO AND HAVE SEX WITH A ROBOT ALREADY!!! (Much of the prisoners laughed at that)
  • Buzzord: "Well again, cause I am being into Euri, I kinda don't need a mating partner robot-"
  • Barktrot: "THEN STOP FANGASUMING ON OUR ADVERSARIES DEVICES?!"
  • Silverstream thinks for abit.....
  • Silverstream: ("I wonder if this system only works on direct sound....") "Hey guys, I got a-"
  • Another Boxing Glove fired out as Silverstream quickly used Gallus as a Griffin Sheild!
  • Gallus: "PLACH?!"
  • Phoebe: "Hey what up with the Griffin Sheild, Hippogriff?!"
  • Silverstream: "Guys, I think this system is based on hearing us speaking about a plan out-loud."
  • Gaster: "Oh sure, let's try using the power of telepathy THAT WE DON'T FREAKING HAVE!!"
  • Rainbow Dash had an idea!
  • Rainbow Dash: "..... Hey, I have a plan guys- (Another Boxing Glove fired, but Rainbow Grabbed it, yonked it out, got the metal part out, puts on the glove, and punched opened a wall where futuristic circuits are seen)..... I still have a pla-"
  • Another Boxing Glove fired out, Rainbow dodged and the Glove punched the circuits, malfunctioning the laser bars on their cell, freeing the Main 7, Students and Factily!
  • Rainbow Dash: "(Coyfully) Oopsie! (Ditches the glove)!"
  • Gallus: "Well not bad, Professor Egghead."
  • The group got out of the cell.
  • Twilight: "Don't worry Princess, we're gonna get you and everyone else out! We're getting out of here!"
  • Celestia: "No Twilight. We'll only slow you down. Save yourselves."
  • Ember: "ARE YOU F*****G SERIOUS?! SHE'S OUT?! SHE CAN TOTALLY-"
  • A Deino Trooper from a platform: "CAPTIVES ARE ESCAPING?!"
  • An alarm was sounded!
  • Celestia: ".... Twilight, you and the others would be no help to us if you get captured and put in a stricter confindment. You need to escape!"
  • Twilight: "BUT PRINCESS-"
  • Starswirl: "We'll be okay, Twilight. Now..... Run you fools!"
  • Clyde: "That is the most obvious reference you can mak-"
  • Spoonful: "Everyone? COMPANY?!"
  • Deino Troopers were charging forth!
  • Olhar: "Oh boy! Exit, stage right!"
  • The group but Twilight made a run for it as Olhar used his eye beams to block off the Deino brigade.
  • Twilight finally gave in, and with tears, ran off as well!
  • Velocius: "(Shows up with Chatter, Profoundus, and Slick) WHAT'S GOING ON?!"
  • Chatter: "THAT! (Points to the escaped group)...."
  • Velocius: "..... (Abit impressed) Now this, is what I expected from her. (Loudly) MAJOR?!"
  • Major Badass came from nowhere and intersected the group's path and roared!
  • Buzzord: "Hatty, distraction! (Hatty flew off and began to distract and annoy Major Badass as he tried to swipe at him!)"
  • The Group ran passed Major Badass and Hatty flew off after the group after Major Badass was distracted enough!
  • Major Badass realized that he was had and looked to see that the group are running off and chased after them with the Deino Troopers!
  • Clyde: "(To Yona while running) Come on Yona, work that Cardio, lose that Yak-Fat!"
  • Yona: "YOU DID NOT JUST IMPLY I'M FAT?!"
  • Ocellus: "(Starts to slow down) Chest, on, fire, can't breath!"
  • Gaster turned for Ocellus and held her on his back!
  • Gaster: "ONE GASTER CAB, COMING UP?! (Runs with Ocellus on him)"
  • Ocellus: You're my hero, for once. (Gaster blushed as Caster and Buster softly laugh at this as Silverstream gave a sly look at that)
  • Velocius: "Enough of this?! (Zooms off and jumps on the railing of the stairs to slide of on them, and pulls out her sniper rifle and aimed at the direction of the group, to ahead of the group where the gate was held)."
  • Velocius fired the target on the gate as it quickly began to fell!
  • Just as it fell, Yakhalla and Olhar got ahead and grabbed the gate with their combined strength!
  • The Group got under as Yakhalla and Olhar still held the gate up as they moved to the otherside, and let it go as it slammed, blocking the dino forces out?!
  • Velocius landed on the bottom stairs and growled?!
  • Velocius: "OTHER EXIT?! QUICKLY?!"
  • Velocius ran off as the Deino Troopers and Major Badass followed her!

Brachio Mech Hallway.

  • The Group ran across the long corridor hallways!
  • Daylight: "NOW WHAT DO WE DO?!"
  • Silverstream: "(Gets a good look of the directory of the Mech as they passed by) They have a ship hanger bay on the topside!"
  • Entropy: "Well we're out of luck, we'll never make that?!"
  • Rarity: "Oh joyious luxuries! (An elevator was seen) AN ELEVATOR?!"
  • Barktrot: "I doubt it would fit all of us!"
  • Buzzord: "Well I doubt the stairs would be better! (Gets to it, presses the button and enters into nothing) Now come o- (Falls down) WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa- (Fades)..... (Returns) -aaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA (WOOSHES BACK UP AND BEYOND) AAAAAAAAA-HAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaa-!?"
  • Igmar: ".... This is no elevator. It's an air tube system!"
  • Barktrot: ".... Well, room issue resolved then."
  • The Group got in as the air tube lifted the entire group up!
  • The Group exclaim in the pressure of the air's lifting power as they caught up with Buzzord who is over-enjoying himself!
  • Buzzord: "THIS IS TRUELY MARVELOUS?! SUCH WONDERIOUS TECKNOWAGEY?!"
  • Pinkie: "WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE?! THIS IS FUN?!"
  • Gaster: "WELL GOOD TO KNOW YOU TWO IDIOTS ARE HAVING FUN?!"
  • Velocius saw that the group were in the tube!
  • Velocius: "..... QUICKLY, TO THE HANGAR?!"
  • Velocius then lead Badass and the Deinos to another direction!
  • The Heroes made it to the point of the Hanger and all but Pinkie and Buzzord enjoying themselves on the Air Tube got out!
  • Pinkie/Buzzord: "WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee- (Fade out, fade in) -eeeeeeEEEEEE (Rainbow Dash and Barktrot grabbed Buzzord and Pinkie Pie and pulled them out of the tube).... Awwwwwwwww, I was having fun."
  • The group ran into the hanger and saw a luxery giant Dragonfly Mech onboard.
  • Koningin: "Quick! That giant dragonfly machine might be able to fit us all!"
  • The group got to the side door of the mech and Olhar used all his strentgh to open it, allowing the group to start boarding it!
  • Velocius and the forces just entered the Hanger!
  • Velocius: "Oh no, the Minsister's faverite Luxery D.R.A.G.O.N.F.L.Y. mech copter!! He'll never let me hear the end of it!! (Leaps up into the air and flipped rapidly and intersected Twilight as the last one to board)....... You were a worthy opponent, Moonlight Tinkle-"
  • Applejack's voice: "TWILIGHT SPARKLE!?"
  • Velocius: "Twilight Sparkle, but ultimately, my superior skills, (Brings out another orb) Dominate you."
  • Twilight: ".... If your difficulty to remember my name is any indication, Velocius..... You barely even gotten to know me. (Suddenly makes a funny face)!"
  • Velocius was confused by that!
  • Yona came from nowhere and rammed into Velocius, sending her flying right into the Deino Troopers, crashing into them as she dropped the orb which ended up petrifying Deino guards.
  • Yona helped Twilight up as the two got into the Mech!
  • Electross got into the pilot's seat and used his knowledge of ships to activate the mech and have it airborne as it started to fly as Olhar got in and closed the side door.
  • Suddenly, Major Badass grabbed the Mech and held it in place!
  • The side door opened again to show Koningin as she pulled out a smokebomb and tossed it into Badass' face, as he roared in confusion and lets go of the mech as Koningin got back in and the side door closed as Dragonfly Mech leaves the Brachio Mech!
  • Velocius: "NO?! (Tries to aim at the Mech with the Rilfe!)"
  • Chatter: "(Stops Velocius) NO WAIT, VELLY, PRIME WILLL BE MAD AT YOU FOR BREAKING HIS FAVERITE MECH?!"
  • Velocius: "HE'LL BE EVEN MORE MAD IF THOSE CAPTIVES ESCAPE WITH IT?!"
  • Dick Slick: "A BIT OF A LOSE-LOSE SITUATION, YEAH, BUT DON'T CHANCE IT WRECKING THE THING?!"
  • Profoundus: "Oh for Peter Dactyl's sake, I'll just use the magnetic beam to pull the D.R.A.G.O.N.F.L.Y. Luxery Unit back in. (Presses the button as the Dragonflu mech was being pulled back in slowly)..... You see? Problem, solved-"
  • Suddenly, the side of the Brachio mech was hit by Shen's Firework Ball as the Van flew in next to the Dragonfly Mech and helped it escaped.....
  • Profoundus: ".... (To recorder) Note to self: Be sure to account for Alien Attacks for Magnet Beam. Also of note: Aliens proven real. Reshurch potaintional, boundless."
  • Velocius: "(Growls) (MAKES THE JP RAPTOR SCREECH!)"
  • Dick Slick: "ALIENS?! THERE'S FREAKING ALIENS NOW?!"
  • Chatter: ".... Ohhhh dear..... Well, at least, Prime's mech isn't damaged."
  • Velocius: "..... CHATTER, YOU IMBECILE?! I COULD'VE STOPPED THOSE CAPTIVES?!"
  • Chatter: "I was only making sure you aren't on Prime's bad side even more then typically?!"
  • Velocius: "AND LETTING THEM ESCAPE'S THE BETTER OPTION?!"
  • Chatter: "At least Profoundus tried to help!"
  • Velocius: "THEN APPEARENTLY ALIENS SHOWED UP?!"
  • Dick Slick: "Hey, Vel, calm down, we'll re-catch those suckers, we got mech ships of our own! And we'll nail the aliens for good measure for helping foes of the Scale Collectors, baby!"
  • Chatter: "Or, we just ask Prime to teleport the D.R.A.G.O.N.F.L.Y. here?"
  • Velocius: "We can't tell Prime about this!"
  • Profoundus:... You did not just say that.
  • Velocius: I did, and I am.
  • Profoundus: I seriously don't recommend it. It's against protocol.
  • Velocius: What choice do we have?
  • Chatter: A BIG ONE!
  • Velocius: YOU SHUT UP, TINY!
  • Chatter: Hey no need to get sizeist here!
  • Velocius: We're not telling Prime about this. End of discussion.
  • ???: No. Not end of discussion. (Teranodon came from behind her)
  • Chatter: I was just going to remind you that he has magic.
  • Velocius:... Aw, coprolites.
  • Teranodon: Velocius, I am ABHORRED by your insubordination. I could've instantly teleported them back, but you elect to just ignore that?
  • Dick: I think it's because she's still jealous of you.
  • Velocius: DICK!!! THAT'S NOT HELPING!!
  • Teranodon: He's not inaccurate, however. Ever since the venerable Emperor chose me as his minister, you have seriously been stepping out of line. Just because you were the first Saurusian he personally hatched when our eggs were adopted, doesn't mean you deserve the respect that belongs to me and me alone.
  • Velocius: HE CALLED ME AN ABERRATION JUST BECAUSE I'M A REPTILE WITH FEATHERS!!! He should know damn well that we raptors are the ones that spawned birds.
  • Teranodon: Irrelevant.
  • Velocius: It IS relevant!!
  • Teranodon: SILENCE!! Velocius, you know your place. If you want to remain a part of the only home ANY OF US, will ever have, I recommend you never forget it. The Black Emperor does not appreciate insubordination. So we will not have this problem again. I always have the Emperor on speed-dial, and I WILL report you. And given his collection inside his palace's crater pit, you remember what happens to people who forget their place.... So, have you forgotten your place?
  • Velocius:... No.
  • Teranodon: What is your place?
  • Velocius: I am Commodore Velocius Claww, commander of the Black Emperor.
  • Teranodon: Then I repeat, we will never have this problem again. Will we?
  • Velocius:... No.
  • Teranodon: Then I expect you to do your job and follow protocol. You will not omit anymore information regarding your performance for any reason. Am I clear?
  • Velocius:... Yes.
  • Teranodon: Good girl. Now, as for the plan, this staff of mine needs to replenish magic. The magic we collected was specifically ordered to be brought to the Emperor. I must obtain magic from another source. But even then, I feel like these aliens are, serious adversaries. Even with this Fritz, they are likely to be equals to us, if potaintionally greater with the presence on a particular sort with a power beyond magic.
  • Dick: "Ugh, so we're f****d then?!"
  • Teranodon: "I am not suggesting that, Richard. I am saying that fate has decided to let them escape for a reason. I have come to understand that the Purple Alicorn is a sort've, stand-in parental figure to Denter's brood. Likely, she will seek him out. So, why not turn this, blessing-in-disguised, minor mishap, as a chance to get that baby dragon Spike?"
  • Velocius: ".... Of course, Prime, I do see where you are coming from, but wouldn't that be risky to let another powerful set of opponents join that resistence?"
  • Teranodon: "That's where YOU come in, you paranoid proto-avian. You, the Major, and, (Looks at the trio).... Those three, shall get to work keeping an eye on their progress. Likely, they would aim to follow us into the cave of Saurusia after the escapees have a chance to collect their barrings. So, you five, are going to counter-follow them, right into where those rebellers are. Understood?"
  • Velocius: "Yes sir."
  • Teranodon: "Good girl. Now get busy. I'll have the nursemaids speed up the process of the contemporary disable orbs so our men don't have to wait for the blasted things to go off on their own. Also, I'll open up some interrogations on those close to the escaped captives, so we would know what to expect here. You, Velocius, see to it that your mess is cleaned up properly. And REMEMBER WHAT I SAID! No, obscuring anything, even if it's not exactly the best news ever. The Emperor has no patience for incompetence. Consider this your one and only warning, AND your last chance. One more step out of line, and you're finished."
  • Teranodon left as Velocius sighed.....
  • Velocius: "..... (Quietly) We are not done yet, Alicorn. You will pay for making me look incompetent!"

Mount Aris

  • Queen Novo: "Oh my goodness, please tell me this is just some kind of dark land humor here! The Scale Collectors are real, but worse, and have attacked Equestria!"
  • Silverstream: "I know it's not the best news ever, Aunt Novo, but it's ture."
  • Seaspray: "That is terrorable news! Those Scale Collecters would eventually turn their sights to Mount Aris! We need to evacuate to Seaquestria and declare another emergency hide!"
  • Silverstream: "Hiding?! Again?!"
  • Sky Beak: "Silverstream, this situation has the potaintional to turn into another Storm King problem! And with magic too weak at the moment, we, we can't risk ending up like the Ponies and even the dragons. Caution has to be taken. (Loads of bubbles were seen in the water after glowing flashes appeared as so many hippogriffs surfaced gasping for air and seaponies came to the surface carrying drowned hippogriffs) What? No, nonono, not now!"
  • Skystar: (Surfaced with a heavy gasp for air)... MOM!! THE FRITZ IS AFFECTING US!!! (Coughs)
  • Novo: Nononono!!! (Seaponies were carrying drowned hippogriffs and giving them CPR) This can't be happening! Not now!!
  • ???: Well well well. Looks like the birds have lost their birdbath. (Tiamat appeared with Teranodon)
  • Tiamat Firehead: No more hiding this time, your highness. Time to be REAL hippogriffs.
  • Teranodon: We cannot allow anymore aid against our conquest. (He saps all the hippogriffs' magic)
  • Novo: NO, NOOOO, NOOOOOO!!!!
  • Tiamat Earthhead: Yes, yees, YEEEEEEES! (All hippogriffs were sapped)
  • Teranodon:... Tiamat? You know what to do. (Tiamat started destroying Mount Aris and taking everyone prisoner as Silverstream managed to escape!)

Meanwhile...

  • Gallus: (They were watching a supercomputer)... Awwwww, FRICK! This is REALLY getting sucky!
  • Shifu: Griffinstone. The Changeling Lands. Dragonia. Centauria. Seaquestria. Hippogriffinstone. Every single land has been siphoned of magic, destroyed, and subjugated.
  • Twilight: ERRRRRGH!!! How could this happen?!
  • Kowalski: It happens immediately after each land loses it's magic. They attack them and drain what magic they have left before destroying their kingdom and conquering them. A cunning strategy.
  • Fluttershy: What're we going to do?
  • Silversrtream made it back to them exhausted....
  • Silverstream: ".... I'm afraid to say that the Hippogriffs are no position to even help themselves, much less help us."
  • Yona: "Don't worry guys, there's always the Yaks to rely on when things get-"
  • Yakbrain was heard shrillfully screaming as the supercomputer showed Deino Troopers in a heat-producing wear to keep warm in the cold mountain even with the fire on the Yak village as they were attacking Yakyakastan.....
  • Yona: ".... Ohhhhh, kaaaaay, nevermind then."
  • Rainbow Dash: "WHAT A FREAKING DISHASTOR?! The world of Equestria's being taken over by Saurans!"
  • Kowalski: Saurians.
  • Rainbow Dash: Ugh, I was only a letter off!
  • Gilda: "Ugh. (Sees Griffinstone being wrecked) Never thought I'd see the day Griffinstone becomes a LITTERAL dumpster fire.... Nor that it could become even more wasted then already."
  • Pinkie: "I know, and you guys were finally getting to rebuild it too!"
  • Lord Shen: ".... You know, we were just about to finally investigate the White Orb in Marco's Earth's palce, but given the HA reported that they'll be attending to a bit of personal business with getting an exbert about a controevrseal allience, the White Orb can afford to be put on hold again! This mess is too grim to put off even for the Fritz mystery. This Techno-Prehistoric Uprising must cease!"
  • Gazelle: "Ay ay ay, what a thing to come back to after I just finished up helping out fixing up Herbavoris."
  • Lord Shen: "Now, short of any other options, our next best choice has to be seeking out Young Spike and his supposed father and the fat excuse for a dragon Sludge! They have much to answer for their failure to explain themselves properly and for cowerdly taking away a supposed choosen one against these people!"
  • Rarity: "Fair's fair, I'm sure they've meant to keep Spike safe from these people."
  • Rainbow Dash: "Also, given that Sludge lied about being Spike's dad, it couldn't be helped that we would take things about what he said about the Scale Collectors with a grain of salt."
  • Lord Shen: "Well fact of the matter is, they need to answer for failure to PROPERLY warn this world of this appearent Black Emperor thing! This problem would've been LONG avoided if Sludge was honest about his intentions from the get-go!"
  • Ocellus: "Maybe they felt that the Black Emperor was too dangerious for us?"
  • Icky: "Tch, unless the dude's a freaking outer god, I doubt a subterrian evil emperor is THAT much trouble."
  • ???: "That much, I'm afraid, is what we were sent to investigate."
  • Nemo and his team showed up.
  • Spongebob: "Commodore Nemo! Long time no see, man! What'd you been up to ever since Drainthus?"
  • Nemo: "Well, let's just say, our group earned the interest of, "Special" people. Team Nemo are now their designated exberts in dealing with rogue Erasers like Drainthus. Some worse then others. Sometimes Erasers have not shared Drainthus' carefulness and defected badly enough that the rules can't protect them, thus, they're fair game to our interfearence. Ones that do, well, we at the least train those to be able to handle it themselves so they can quell the Eraser Issue."
  • Gallus: "Hey wait a f*****g minute, what's going on here-"
  • Sandy: "But what brings you guys here? There ain't no Chuthulu Wanna-Be going around here! It's just abounch of hyper-advanced Dinosaurs causing trouble for some jerk being called the Black Emperor."
  • Boris: "Well, I'nm afraid we have to be barers of bad news and saw-"
  • Gallus: "HEY?! WHAT THE F***'S GOING ON HERE?! WHO ARE THESE GUYS?!"
  • Mr. Krabs: "Well, long story short..."

A Retalling of an event you can read on the actual episode itself later.

  • Mr. Krabs: "And that be all she wrote."
  • Gaster: "..... AWWW NO, NOT MORE LOVECRAFTIAN BROHAHA?!"
  • Cleanser: "I take it you are still reeling at your time as an Avatar of, them, from so long ago, Young Gaster?"
  • Gaster: "(Confused)..... How the f*** you guys know that?!"
  • Armarillo: "Let's just say, our new speical friends are, well versed with what goes on in this crazy multiverse."
  • Brad: "That said kid, (Grabs Gaster angerly) YOU WERE F*****G LUCKY BOOKSMITH DESIDED TO FORGIVE YOU SLIGHTLY FOR BEING UNDER XZAR ENFLUENCE, YOU STUPID S***?! THE OUTERS WOULD'VE DESTROYED YOUR ASS FOR SCREWING UP THREE F*****G DIMENTIONS OTHERWISE?!"
  • Gaster: "Acck, dude, chill, I wasn't myself! That freaky mist s*** messed with my stressed out mind!"
  • Nemo: "Bradly, calm down, it's not relivent to why we're here."
  • Brad did so as he sighed.
  • Icky: "Wait, you guys are exberts in hunting for Chuthulu Rip-offs, right? Then..... AWWWW NO, YA MEAN THE BLACK EMPEROR'S ONE TOO?!"
  • Cleanser: "Well, yes and no. As once explained, Erasers can drasticly change themselves to suit the evioment of the world. Some small, others radical. But the Black Emperor, is among the rare selection that changed so radically, that they tecnecally in a debatable sense, no longer count as an Outer God, or even a True Eraser. This rarity exists for two worlds: The Passived Lovecraftian Race of Spookivainia, and the Black Emperor, an endling Obsidian Dragon."
  • Smolder: "(Surprised shocked face)..... Ob, ob, Obsidian Dragon?!"
  • Professor Spoonful: "OBSIDIAN DRAGON?! But they are extinct, all destroyed by the Panans!"
  • Cleanser: "One survived. And it's the Black Emperor."
  • Icky: "AWWWWWWWWWWW, F*************K?! DOES IT MEAN WE CAN'T HELP EQUESTRIA NO MORE CAUSE OF THOSE STUPID COSMIC RULES?!"
  • Brad: "Relax, the Obsidian Dragons long badly defected from the rules and tried to steal the world from it's gods very long ago. As such, they're not protected by the rules. B.E.'s fair game to justice of a non-native scale."
  • Icky: ".... Aw thank god, I thought we were gonna be subugated to needless cosmic BS!"
  • Nemo: "That said though, it's not neither of our destenies to defeat him."
  • Icky: "CRAAAAAAAAAAAP?!"
  • Gazelle: "Not even me?"
  • Cleanser: "Not even the Uniter Blade is meant to defeat the Black Emperor."
  • Icky/Gallus: "CRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP?!"
  • Po: "Then who is?!"
  • Brad: "Well duh! There's this soothsayer in the underground's resistence that said the baby dragon has to do it!"
  • Icky/Gallus/Smolder/Clyde: "CRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP?!"
  • Steila: "Struth, Mates, that doesn't sound like you have much faith in him."
  • Rarity: "IT'S NOT THAT, IT'S JUST..... HOW IS SPIKE SUPPOSE TO KNOW HE WAS DESTINED TO DEFEAT WHAT IS BASICLY A COSMIC EQUILENT TO A FALLEN GOD?! YA DON'T TYPICALLY LOOK AT A CUTE AND INNOSENT LITTLE BABY DRAGON AND SAY "YUP?! THAT LITTLE GUY'S GONNA DEFEAT A COSMIC MONSTER SOMEDAY"?!"
  • Cleanser: "Well, one would argue that you wouldn't think he would save a lost civilisation from a shadowy tyrant, OR introduse the idea that a reputation tainted race can be redeemed."
  • Twilight: "Well yeah but, what hope does Spike have to-"
  • Nemo: "I trust you are familier with what the Pteranodon had said."
  • Applejack: "He said something about Denter having a union with a Purple Dragon."
  • Spyro: "I never thought there'd be another Purple Dragon here other then Lavulite."
  • Twilight: "I also heard that her name was "Spindle"."
  • Rainbow Dash: "Wait, does that mean that Spike is...... HALF LIKE SPYRO?!"
  • Cleanser: "Well yes. Granted, he is abit more Equestrian Dragon, his Dragon Realmian Heritage being a small percentage, but, it is there if it can be activated."
  • Spyro: ".... (Laughs in disbelief), No wonder the little guy had once told me I was his faverite Lodger!"
  • Rarity: "And it certainly explains his growing bravery in, so many ways!"
  • Pinkie: "Ya learn something new about the little guy everyday!"
  • Lord Shen: "However, I'm afraid it well justifives why the Black Emperor's afraid of Spike! He knows EXACTLY what he's capable of!"
  • Nemo: "Not exactly afraid. The Black Emperor Clastite just knows to not underestimate such power. Purple Dragons are incapable of understanding fear of even the Cosmic forces. Erasers have little ability to use their tricks on them."
  • Icky: "Wait, but what about when Spyro used to have Gutt-Rip-Off-Phobia?"
  • Cleanser: "Spyro never had the chance to utilise this trait properly."
  • Spyro: "(Quietly) Something I'll HAVE to work on then."
  • Cleanser: "The reason Denter and Sludge have taken him, is because they need to show him to someone who can activate the trait, the soothsayer who predicted the Black Emperor's fall. If that trait is active in Spike, then there will be little for the Black Emperor to do other then defending himself physically. No Eraser Trick can save him."
  • Twilight: ".... I still want to be there for Spike. I know Spike is appearently a chosen one of sorts, but, he's still practically so young. He likely has no idea what's even going on!"
  • Lord Shen: "AND I WOULD LIKE TO HAVE THOSE TWO ANSWER FOR THEIR-"
  • Cleanser: "And you will be granted such ability, Princess Sparkle, to see Spike. But, you must remember that the name "Baby Dragon" is now misleading. He's growing up faster then you may wish to believe. Desteny always finds a way even in an attempt to avoid it."
  • Batty: Also he's technically supposed to have gone above puberty at this point.
  • Lord Shen: "Very well. Then we are to follow that giant mech to where it is-"
  • Boris: "No need. Coordinates say Mech is heading towrods an isolated giant sinkhole cave complex in uncharted area in land called "Aybissia"."
  • Nemo: I think you mean Abyssinia.
  • Boris: "Sorry, it was a word that requried refined tongue. Point is, dinosaur mech is heading there."
  • Pinkie: "... That could explain the Anthro Dinos."
  • Rarity: Oy! Capper wasn't a good introduction to those guys.
  • Nemo: "Now, let's us all set off."
  • Spongebob: "(As the Group Started moving) By the way, how's Swimmings?"
  • Nemo: "He's, still in poor shape. He's now a Half-Craft. A hybrid leftover of a fallen Eraser that exists to bring an Eraser back from the Hybernation Realm in a time of when the world is no longer as great as the time of defeat. He's, not thrilled of the arrangement. They are treating him to the best of their abilities."
  • Icky: "Let me guess, your "New Friends"?"
  • Nemo: "Oh, you'll get to meet them someday, but right now, to the matters at hand. Now, tell us everything you learned about this situation."
  • The group were distently monitored by Velocius and her possie....
  • Dick Slick: "AWWW NUTS, MORE ALIENS?!"
  • Profoundus: "Ohhh, so many reshurch oppertunities."
  • Chatter: "Ya know Pro, there's more to life then reshurch."
  • Velocius: "Silence! We stick to the plan..... We'll keep as close to them as much as possable, but still keep our distence..... And we'll be prepared, for anything....."

Spike's Location

  • An isolated and deafly silent forest was seen as Sludge and Denter were seen in a make-shift campsite.
  • Spike was angerly pouting as he was tied to a log by the leg.
  • Sludge: ".... Ya know, Denter, and this is coming from someone who had doubts about Ponies too, but.... Maybe you were too harsh about saying this place wasn't worth the trouble, not that, I'm forgetting the mission."
  • Denter: "(Sighs).... You know as well as I that I don't mean anything by that, it's just..... I've only meant try and keep him from facing Clastite's slaves too soon. Not without training. Spindle's sacrifice would've been for nought otherwise, and she'll be stuck as a collector's item for that beast like so many others! I was only straightening his priorities."
  • Sludge: "And I get that, it's just..... Ya kinda made yourself sound no less better then me."
  • Denter: "(Sighs)..... This is not the reunion with my son I wanted..... Spindle was better at making first impressions."
  • Sludge: "Hey, still better then how likely the Scale Collectors likely introdused themselves."
  • Denter: "Sludge, I know you have issues with interest in serious situations, but this is serious-"
  • Bushes were heard rustling!
  • Denter and Sludge entered combative stances!
  • It was only Thorax and Pharynx, albeit the two look exhausted.....
  • Thorax: "Sorry we were late! We told the Lougers they need to worry about saving Twilight and friends and went to do that!"
  • Pharynx: "Then we tried to get the Hive in on this, BUT THEN THE FREAKY DACTYL ATTACKED IT?!"
  • Thorax: "We were forced to save ourselves since we were too weak on magic to help."
  • Denter: "(Sighs), I see..... Well, given you're pretty much the only friends of my son that didn't crazily assulted me thanks to Sludge being, Sludge, I suppose you would like to come with us?"
  • Pharynx: "Not like we can go back to a hive being wrecked by saurans."
  • Denter: Saurians.
  • Pharynx: Whatever, I tecnecally said it right but was only a letter off.
  • Sludge: "Just be sure to keep up and expect a long trip."
  • Denter: "You two are welcome to help yourselves to sit where your like.... Just, be mindful of it being near my son.... Likely, he's still scorned with you two."
  • Pharynx: "Yeah, I don't blame him. Probuly not the best thank you for the fact he really helped out our race by asking Shining Armor and Candence to show leniantcy on my brother."
  • Denter: Now, let's discuss this. My son is obviously not in the mood to speak to me.
  • Sludge: No, freaking, kidding. The kid kicked you in the stones! I'm actually surprised he doesn't know your his real father by just looking at your similarities.
  • Denter: Looks aren't always everything, Sludge. It'll take more than hereditary traits to convince him I'm not lying.
  • Sludge: Even so, he still won't believe you even after those dinos came at his home with a Brachio-Tank and a five-headed dragon! Kid's more grudgemental then a Dragon Chaser Larva now! Brat has a REAL grudge on you!
  • Denter: Sludge, even if you're right, don't insult him. He's been through a lot. (Sighs) At least Spindle made sure he turned out better than the common dragon. If you hadn't used him to take a break, he would've been on our side by now.
  • Sludge: "In my defence, life in Saursia was HELL!"
  • Denter: "I don't disagree, but that's no excuse. Like you said, in YOUR defense. You're not exactly good at defending yourself. You didn't have to bring such desperation to the surface!"
  • Sludge: "Hey, I was trying to subtily ease the kid to understanding that he was meant to beat up the ass of a giant nightmariish three-eyed dragon monster with a bad dental plan by getting him to trust me first! Okay sure, it backfired, but it was mostly because that Orange Dragon Kid interfeared! After that one day if things went perfectly, I would've brought the kid to Saurusia! Then I would've admited the embarrising truth and explain everything to him. I mean, it would've been worse if I went up to him and say "Hey Kid, guess what? You're actselly from an underground Saurusian land where you are prophesized to kick the ass of a giant monster, and I'm taking you there to meet your dad! Sorry about your mom, she's too busy being an obsidian statue because that same monster turned her that way as punishment for saving your ass from him! Pack your things and let's go"! Cause then the Ponies either would've held him back or want in! Espeically the second thing, cause like I said when I recovered from those stings, those ponies managed to kick Storm Turd's ass! And you know well what THAT guy did to your other friend."
  • Denter: "And I get that, I do! I get you didn't wanted to drag the ponies into it to keep them safe from the Black Emperor."
  • Sludge: "Ehhhh, more like keeping them out of our business. The Black Emperor's our problem, and it seemed practical to keep it that."
  • Denter: "Clearly, Clastite disagreed with that statement. Now he's the entire planet's problem!"
  • Sludge: "..... (Sighs).... Look, I may be an asshole about it, but I do care about the situation. It's just.... I'm doing it as a dragon. We're typically assholes by nature, you know this."
  • Denter: "..... I know Sludge. Shows how much Spindle had an influence on me. I began behaving more like a Dragon Realmian than an Equestrian."
  • Sludge: ".... Look, just, give the kid a chance to cool his heels about this crap situation and let him think about things. He can actselly be a smart kid when he figures it out. If it helps..... Those ponies were better on him then ya might be thinking at the moment. When I tried to do a badass entry and ended up being, ehhhh, roughed up, even when I was assentually trying to say "F*** OFF", assentually, mind ya, he still insisted on taking me inside that castle. He and those ponies nursed me back to health. They know I wasn't actselly gonna give much back to them, and I didn't exactly acted nice about the offer, but, they still did so anyway."
  • Denter: "..... I guess, that was what Spindle saw in them. Those Tulpas really did wonders on her perspective on ponies. Maybe that initional interaction was, just a stupid misunderstanding, and the arrival of the Collectors didn't helped."
  • Sludge: "Oh yeah, those assholes made things worse. Look, ya still did good getting the kid out of there."
  • Denter: "We all know that..... I just hope, Spike understands that."
  • The four didn't realise that Spike, being a rough distence, did actselly overheard their conversation, and now is in the process of soul searching.....
  • Spike:... ("You know... They may be right. What if this IS my father? After everything? Maybe, I should try to get to know Denter more.")

Chapter 3: Welcome to Saurusia/Spike's Family/Heroes Meet Quite a Cast of New Friends

Abyssinia

  • Fluttershy: (Squeals in joy to see the anthropomorphic animal inhabitants)
  • Icky: "Shy, we know animals are yer thing, but calm down! You're gonna make a needless scene."
  • Applejack: Well we all know that a magic watering hole brought these guys to life, but these guys still feel hesitant 'round outside races. So, we really DON'T wanna draw attention to ourselves.
  • Alex: We're invisible!
  • Pinkie: No we aren't, silly.
  • Alex:... Is figurative language a dead language to dummies now?
  • Lord Shen: "Well, let us focus on getting answers about our saurian friends."
  • Buzzord: "Worry not good people, you are before a master of conversation. (Approuches two lizards) Excuse me, good reptiles, but, have you by chance seen a giant mecincised sauropod going by here?"
  • Lizard 1: "...... The f***?"
  • Professor Spoonful: "...... If figurative language had departed, so did the sense of tact."
  • Lizard 2: Let's get out of here. These guys are wackos. (Left)
  • Rainbow Dash: Smooth. REAL smooth.
  • Buzzord: Oh, shut up, EGGHEAD!
  • Rainbow Dash: Hey, nobody calls me that except my friends and students.
  • Tigress: Let's focus. This place's inhabitants are at least permanently sentient, or the Fritz would just regress them back to normal animals.
  • Patrick: If that's the case, why haven't those dinos targeted this place?
  • Icky: "Well either they're saving these people best for last after the magic-capable potaintional problems are out of the way, or they're lucky they don't have anything of interest YET. Those prehistoric nightmares do say they want to snag whatever trace of magic they can get, so clearly they want to go after the folks that have oodles of the stuff before they start small."
  • Rarity: "Makes sense."
  • Lord Shen: "Well, if we're going to ask these people anything, we need to be more, subtile in the approuch. Like, asking them if they are familier with this, "Saurusia"."
  • Professor Spoonful: "I'll ask this time! (To a snake trader selling pots) Excuse me, but, are you by chance familier with the name, "Saurusia"?"
  • Snake Trader: "You mean the legend of Saurusia? Oh that's mostly an ancient Abyssinian myth that relates to the claim that the Magic Watering Hole actually came from an underground prehistoric realm as an extension to what is called Mana Oceanic, a great giant saltless sea that rests with a series of subterranean continents that allows sunstones to behave like the actual sun, introduce a subterranean sky and atmosphere, and in some legends, is said to be the watery womb of all life on this world as all things had evolved from primordial creatures from it."
  • Pinkie: "..... Wooooooooow. Do the Alicorns know about it?"
  • Snake Trader: "Know about it? Legends say they got it there to begin with. There's talk that the Alicorns asked the Guardian of the Magic Realm itself permission to pour some of what became the Mana Oceanic into this world so life as is, is possible."
  • Lougers: "(Nerviously) Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhh."
  • Snake Trader: "..... What?"
  • Twilight: "(Nerviously laughs) Ignore that. Thank you for helping us, sir."
  • The Group left as the Snake Trader looked on concerningly.....
  • Icky: "...... Holy s***, that makes our knowledge of the freaking Fritz worse."
  • Po: "What I don't get is that, if that ocean came from the Magic Realms, then why is magic in Equestria as Fritzy as the other worlds?"
  • Shifu: "Potentially, it is either not strong enough to keep Equestrian Magic steady.... Or the Black Emperor compromised it."
  • Applejack: "Well I'm worried that given these saurians are starting to give us trouble, I'm afraid to say it's a safe bet something ain't quite right with the Mana Oceanic."
  • ???: "Ahem!"
  • Two big dog and wolf guards came forth....
  • Dog Guard: "..... A Pot Trader reported that you asked a very spefific question about the legend of Saurusia and asked nervously about a certain tibit of the legend."
  • Wolf Guard: "That suggests something you know that we don't!"
  • Dog Guard: "We're taking you to see the queen to answer some questions."
  • Starlight: "(The Group got nervious) Uh, I think we can hear our landuary calling, BYEEEEE?!"
  • The Group zoomed off!
  • Wolf Guard: ".... Three, two, 1."
  • Suddenly, ninja frogs and salamanders appeared!
  • Rainbow Dash: "Ninja frogs?! Seriously?!"
  • Pinkie: "And Ninja Salamanders, don't forget that-"
  • The Ninja Anfibians pounced on the group and beat the snot out of them!
  • Fluttershy: "THIS IS ADORABLE YET PAINFUL AT THE SAME TIME?!"

Panthera

  • The Queen of Abyssinia, who was the same as she was in the MLP Movie comics, was seen sitting on her throwne alongside a council of various cat breeds as the Group were brought before them.
  • Queen of Abyssinia: "I would like to make clear it is otherwise an honor to meet the ponies that defeated the Storm King. (To herself) Thankfully since he didn't use the Misfortune Malachite. (Openly) Kinda wish it's at a, less awkword moment. My guards reported that you are asking about the legend of Saurusia and acted unusual about a certain point. Is there, a concern you possess?"
  • Shifu: ".... Perhaps it is best you and your council are seated down, your majusty, because this is a, long story."
  • Professor Spoonful: "And we won't blame you for, having doubts on, it's believablity."
  • Queen of Abyssinia: "..... I once believed the Storm King couldn't be stopped until that fateful day. So, my suspendsion of disbelief isn't all that great. So try me."

French Narrator: One Painful Explanation Later...

  • Queen of Abyssinia: So... This 'Fritz' that seems to be affecting not just our dimension... Quite explain why the Mana Watering Hole has dried up.
  • Barktrot: Should be the reason. The Lodgers here were soon to look into the problem, but right now, we have reason to believe that the legend of Saurusia is real.
  • Pinkie: This CRAAAAAAAZY Brachiosaurus tank came in and barfed up these raptor soldiers and a wing-robed pterydactyl that stole the magic we had left. THEN destroyed Canterlot with this five-headed dragon, and took everypony prisoner.
  • Twilight: And they seem to be working for this... Obsidian Dragon named Clastite, which everyone calls the Black Emperor.
  • Queen of Abyssinia: Wait... An Obsidian Dragon? B-But I thought the Panans wiped them out eons ago.
  • Tigress: Apparently not. There's one more left.
  • Twilight: And he wants my baby dragon assistant Spike because apparently he's destined to defeat him.
  • Queen of Abyssinia:... I think I may have had a little too much wine.
  • Lord Shen: And yet you say you are no longer so doubtful of things. It's the truth. And the Black Emperor has already taken over almost every land on this world and sapped them dry of it's remaining magic.
  • Queen of Abyssinia: Which means they may be saving us for last.
  • Cat Counciler 1: "Oh s***. There's goes our land's economy.... Again."
  • Cat Counciler 2: "Our economy's the least concern now, saurians under the control of an Obsidian Dragon are rampaging the world and we could be next if procautions aren't taken!"
  • Cat Counciler 3: "Evacuations are still possable, we'll rev-up many airships as possable and escape to the Hidden City!"
  • Icky: "Hey, cool your yarn balls, kitty cats, they likely caught too many folks for even that giant Long-Necktron to carry and would go back to their place to refresh on stuff."
  • Cat Counciler 4: "Well, if my knowledge of that legend is pinpoint accurate, your best chance to find Saurusia is through the Great Form Mountain, a mountain said to have remained unchanged since the planet was first created. It's crawling with many cave complexes and pits said to lead right into it. Perhaps that could be where they would retreat back to take a break."
  • Cat Counciler 5: "Well even so, I would still advise we take caution against any surprises and prepare an emergency exodus to the Hidden City."
  • SpongeBob: Do what you must. In the meantime, what do we do?
  • Queen of Abyssinia: When you get to the Great Form Mountain, find the Magic Mountlake and look for a Managarmr named Snorri.
  • Smolder: Managarmr? You mean those mammal dragons from the Sleipnir lands?
  • Cat Councilor 1: The same. He's the guardian of the bounds between Abyssinia and Saurusia.
  • Queen of Abyssinia: I rescued him as a child and he's helped us manage the sanctity of the magic watering hole starting with separating where it came from. Just, be made aware that he rarely gets visiters, so, don't expect too warm of a welcome committee from him.
  • Lord Shen: "And likely given what these saurians are doing, he's bound to be on edge. Thanks for the heads up on it."
  • Queen of Abyssinia: My pleasure. And good luck.

Great Form Mountain

  • The Brachio Mech was seen heading torwords a cave complex as the hidden heroes watch from a cliff-face.
  • Tigress: ".... Move, quickly."
  • The group proceeded to do exactly that.
  • Twilight: (They reach a certain point of the enormous peak and discovered that it has large amounts of sparkling waterfalls and beautiful wildlife)... Wow. Look at the size of it. For a liquid magic hydrovolcano, it sure is a looker.
  • Lord Shen: "Let's try to head to the cave complex that mech was going into."
  • Crane: "Or, being practical here, we try to find another way to enter the place?"
  • Icky: Why? We're kind of on a time crunch.
  • Mantis: Because they could have a trap there for us, duh.
  • Icky: (Sighs) Sometimes this job gets really frustrating.
  • Mantis: This Mountlake would obviously be where they'll be waiting for us.
  • Icky: Then what do we do, genius?
  • Mantis: Well, magic is out of the question, so we'll have to somehow trick them.
  • Iago: PBBT, what are the odds we can outsmart the same dinosaurs that ransacked Equestria better than the Storm King could?
  • Thunderclap: Well they ARE still dinosaurs.
  • Bubbha:... Really, man? Ya do realise we and your flock quilify in the same bunch of eggs, y'all.
  • Thunderclap: ".... Oh, well, these guys aren't exactly like us, cause, they have freaky looking tec and what not."
  • Icky: "Doesn't matter if one duck has nicer stuff then other ducks. If it still sounds, acts and moves like a duck, it's still a duck."
  • Frostbite: Not really a good idea underestimating those folks, guys. They're pretty much on their turning half the world into it's bitch.
  • Lord Shen: "Perfectly shared sentiments."
  • Icky: Well maybe that's because the majority of the ones f*****g them is RAPTORS. THE SMARTEST DINOS AROUND!
  • Pang Bing: "Ahem. Let's be clear on this. In thanks to the Fritz, it is unfortunately true that we can't afford to risk a fight following that mech. So, we'll see if other enterences are avaluable."
  • Rainbow Dash: "Well, let's start with Snorri."
  • Pang Bing: "Let's remember that he might not be very good with guests."
  • Rainbow Dash: I heard the queen. Queen as in both the female ruler and the term of a female cat.
  • Haroud: Yes, we get the wordplay.
  • Icky: So he's a so-called 'managarmr'. What's that again?
  • Smolder: They're mammal dragons from the land of Asgardia. An unnatural hybrid of dragons and ichneumons. Thus they can use all forms of elemental breath and are invincible to all the elements. Pretty impressive, but Managarmrs don't have it too great with dragons cause of the shape.
  • Kowalski: Well in Norse mythology it's supposed to be the dog of Hati Hróðvitnisson-
  • Skipper: Nobody asked for a history lesson, Kowalski!
  • Fidget: Well sounds like it's inspired by those creatures from Ark-
  • Skipper: Nobody asked for a video game referencing either!!
  • Spyro: Can we calm ourselves and just move on? We have a lot of traveling and planning to do.
  • Sparx: Well considering going to the Mountlake was a bust and those beasts will be pretty darn hard to dodge, I'd say it'll take a while. And we're KIND OF in a hurry here.
  • Icky: "Ugh, really wish this Fritz wasn't a thing."
  • Skipper: We all do!
  • Lord Shen: "ENOUGH!...... Now look, the faster we get this situation contended with, the sooner we can work on investigating the assumed causer of the Fritz."
  • Nemo: "We'll need to split to seperate times to cover more ground to location a possable alternate entry-way. I'll go with my team, Sparkle and friends maintain themselves, and the Lougers do themselves."
  • Yakhalla: "It could increse the potaintional to find something."
  • Lord Shen: "We'll agree to meet back here in the next few moments. Now, off we pop."
  • The Groups split.

Spike's Location

  • The trio were arriving in a different point of the Great Form Mountain.
  • Pharynx: "..... Yeesh, for a place called "Great Form" Mountain, I'd give this more of a even 5.0."
  • Denter: Well we're supposed to meet a Managarmr named Snorri.
  • Sludge: (Scoffs) Stupid name. What, does he snore like a hippo?
  • Denter: It's Icelandic.
  • Spike: Well I need to ask, what the fudge is a Managarmr? We never learned about them at the School of Friendship.
  • Sludge: An unnatural hybrid of dragons and ichneumons from the Asgardian lands. Snorri is not a social person. Sure he was rescued as a kid by Queen Ethiopia, but being in charge of separating Abyssinia from Saurusia is a lonesome job.
  • Spike: Ouch. Well where is he? If Saurusia can be access underground through this place, shouldn't he be down for the count?
  • Denter: He's gotten used to Abyssinians of any kind. He can outsmart even the smartest raptor. He's made dozens of hidden backup entrances that only he can open.
  • Spike: Wait, if only he can open the bounds of the lands, how did the raptors get out?
  • Sludge: Kid, keep up. They use the Mountlake. It's like an elevator. The main entrance cave is connected to it and it can send them up or down.
  • Denter: And they'll be expecting anyone to sneak into the underground land. So we need Snorri to access one of the hidden entrances.
  • Spike: Then, again I ask, where is he?
  • Sludge: "Oh what, are you expecting the guy to have a help office with signs pointing to it?"
  • Spike: OF F*****G COURSE NOT!
  • Thorax: LANGUAGE!
  • Spike: Oh sorry, I thought dragons didn't believe in vulgarity.
  • Denter: He's right, you know.
  • Spike: I was expecting something like a quest of clues or something. I may be a child, but I'm not stupid.
  • Denter: True, but Snorri still wouldn't be very good at keeping Saurusia a secret if this place was built like a tourist trap, regardless if it's done in the style of a quest.
  • Spike: "Okay, okay! Sheesh! Well do you guys at least know where he hides?"
  • Sludge: "That's, the thing. Snorey doesn't hide in the same place more then once. He claims he wants to avoid "Having a consistent pattern"."
  • Denter: "Well given what he is doing, he can't afford to be in one place."
  • Thorax: "Well, then how do we know where to find him?"
  • Sludge: "Ehhhh, give or take, he kinda has to find you. He does one of those stupid cryptic "Trust" things where you have to solve one of those darn riddles and judgement mysteries he constintly puts me and Denter through every time we try to go in and out of the place."
  • Spike: ".... I, take it he doesn't get out much."
  • Sludge: What made you think otherwise? The guy doesn't just jump in out of nowhere and offer you a tour-
  • ???: INCOMIIIIIIIING- (Everyone was surprised to see a Managarmr crashing comically into a waterfall and got up gasping for air)... OWCH!! Stupid raptors using homing missiles! What a bunch of CHEATS!!!... Oh... Denter... I see you finally retrieved your missing son.
  • Spike:... Snorri, I presume?
  • Snorri: The one and only, child. The Guardian of the Saurusian Borders and the Magic Watering Hole of Abyssinia.... And by extension Mana Oceanic.
  • Spike: Thanks for the long introduction, can we just skip to the cliché riddles and mysteries?
  • Snorri: Actually I'm in no position to do that. The Black Emperor is beginning to take over the world and- DON'T SAY 'OF COURSE'!!!
  • Spike:... You get that a lot, do you?
  • Snorri: 221 times, yes. It gets repetitive after the first 100. Anyway, with the Black Emperor beginning conquest of the surface world and his raptors kicking me around the mountain, and using a homing missile to break one of my wings, OWCH, I'm gonna have to skip the riddles and trials and bring you to Saurusia.
  • Spike:... So he doesn't jump in and offer tours, huh?
  • Sludge: FYI, ya little wiseguy, this is clearly an exceptional sort've dealio!
  • Snorri: "Now, you guys may want to keep as close to me as possable, cause the raptors brought out their full toyset."
  • Denter: "Oh dear. That sounds like they mean business here."
  • Snorri: "Fortunately, I do know of an entry-way still yet to be noticed by the Deinos. But we have to be VERY careful.... (Deadpan) I'm talking to you, Sludge."
  • Sludge: "Ha, freaking ha."
  • Snorri: "But really I mean it, those Deinos are like dogs, once they catch a whiff, they'll be persistent basturds."
  • Spike: Well we better go. And as far as I can tell, and if they're lucky, my friends will be here soon.
  • Snorri: Oh, I can smell an entire army that isn't Deinos. One of them the most horrible at hygienic and the other just a dumb slob.
  • Spike: That would be Patrick and Whiskers. Glad the Lodgers came to play.
  • Denter: "Ahem, uh, it might be too soon to get with your friends, son."
  • Spike: "Let me guess, you're worried they might be mad at you? I'm pretty sure the Scale Collectors showing up could've changed their minds."
  • Denter: "Not nessersarly that, though I am now worried about more needless scoldings and more assults in my face. Trust me, escaped captives from the B.R.A.C.H.I.O. mechs are rarely without a team tagging them to locate and take back into capture. It might be too risky to show ourselves to them and be at risk of capture.... Espeically if the taggers are Commodore Velocius and her Sauren Rex."
  • Spike: "Ughhh, BECAUSE ALCHOURSE IT'S NOT THAT SIMPLE?!"
  • Snorri: "Look, if you want, after I send you guys into the spot, I'll find those guys and send them in through a different entry way. I'll even see about getting them to ditch their taggers, but if it's Velocius, expect no serious garrenties. Trust me, that chick is dead serious about trying to get the Black Emperor to look past the fact she has useless non-flying feathers and be abit more worthy of his respect then Prime."
  • Spike: "(Rolls eyes) Wouldn't be surprised if she's assentually a dinosaur Tempest Shadow."
  • Denter: You mean the former commander of the Storm King?
  • Spike:... How did you know that?
  • Denter: I met the Storm King himself. In fact, he betrayed my best friend. (Sludge cleared his throat) Well, my best friend outside of Sludge. (Sludge grunted with pride). Let's leave it at that. But yes, the two share much in common.
  • Spike: Like what?
  • Denter: Like the fact they're outcasts. Velocius had a pretty antisocial upbringing. She was the first to be hatched in a stolen batch of Saurusian eggs. Because she had no friends or family, worsened by the Black Emperor's outlook on her, she wanted purpose. She had one chance to do it until the Minister Prime Teranodon got named the favorite of the Black Emperor. She's been jealous of him ever since. So she'll do anything to prove better than Prime, even against the orders of the Black Emperor, believing they're only holding her back. She has a temper that would give you a heart attack. It especially doesn't help she was given an embarrassing squad.
  • Sludge: "Spefificly a chatter-box Compy, an overtly nerdy-nerd of a Troodon, and that hilarious triassic dino Dick Slick! (Laughs). Course, Major Badass is kinda the only serious member of her troupe Vel has real faith in, but sometimes those metal arms are an inadvertent hinderence in some cases, which is ironic cause ya would think a T-Rex with big metal arms would be worse then the standerd."
  • Spike:... Wow. With a life like that, no wonder she's so angry and successful.
  • Pharynx: "Well why would she stay in a position obviously not that good for her?"
  • Denter: "Sadly, the Black Emperor and the Scale Collectors are sort've the closest she has to even a slight resemblence of a family or a group of companions. She would have nothing to turn to if she ceases loyalty."
  • Spike: ".... Wow, that's, that's horrible."
  • Sludge: "Well, try not to get too sorry for her. Cause of the B.E. being the closest she had to a dad, and with you being considered a threat to him, kid, well, let's just say she ain't beginner friendly. Getting rid of you to her, is a surefire ticket to get the Black Emperor's attention."
  • Spike: "Uh, right, the whole "They want to kill me" thing. I mean, other then "Cause of Propichy" and that this Emperor's clearly a jerk, tecnecally otherwise, I don't get the why though. Tecnecally, I never did anything to upset him."
  • Denter: "Make no mistake my son. The greatest personal insult to the Black Emperor is the fact that you have the potaintional to defeat him. As an endling, he fears that his defeat will be the final hour of the Obsibian Dragon Legacy. And Sooth-Voice's propichies are 90.9% accreate. He knows not to take risky gambles when it comes to what Sooth-Voice believes in. Also, and, this may be hard to believe, but.... Your Mother, Spindle, is a dragon realmian purple dragon, and, you bare a hidden trait that allows you to witstand his, even though limited, great arrays of even only weakened powers inhered it from Eraser Prime where the Obsidian Dragons came from."
  • Spike: "..... I'm sorry, what?"
  • Sludge: "Told ya he'll react like that."
  • Denter: "(Sighs), I think, Sooth-Voice has a way to better explain a thing like that."
  • Spike: Okay, um, time out, I can't process this. My mom's a what? And the Black Emperor's a what?
  • Denter: We'll explain in a safer location.
  • Spike: ".... This mess is gonna turn out alot crazier then what I was prepared for, isn't it?"
  • Sludge: "Damn straight."
  • Pharynx: REALLY reassuring.
  • Thorax: "Oh Phar, can you please not be such a negitive nancy?"
  • Pharynx: "Well pardon me if I felt like I got roped in into something little beyond what I was expecting."
  • Snorri: "Step lively now. Ya wouldn't wanna be a sitting Duck-Bill Dino out here."
  • Spike:... I can't tell if that spin of a metaphor makes sense, but I don't care.
  • Denter: Well hadrosaurs WERE base prey items.
  • Spike: I SAID I don't care. Let's scat!
  • Sludge: Gross. (They left) And I know gross.

Bottom of Great Form Mountain

  • Snorri lead the five to a certain point.
  • Spike: The very bottom?... Huh. I guess that IS conspicuous.
  • Denter: "And it is difficult to access by the B.R.A.C.H.I.O. mech and the Collectors have no knowledge of this place."
  • Pharynx: They better not.
  • Snorri: They don't. (He uses a scanner to open the entrance)... Well, this is where you all will have to venture forth. And worry not, Young Spike. I'll look for your friends and give them the other enterence. Just note, you'll have to fly down the hole."
  • Spike: "Well thank goodness for wings."
  • Denter: Sucks that I got to miss it. Spindle did teach me to find the molt effect as rather distasteful. Helps that she was raised by those Tulpas.
  • Spike: Tulpas?
  • Snorri: Ahem, it's now or never, let's not stand out in plain sight. You'll have to go on without me at this point as, well I do have to contend with Spike's friends after all. (They left and ended up flying down an empty chasm and into an underground land of an area simular to the underground prehistoric dino world of ice age inside a massive cave above a large ocean filled up by waterfalls, having massive sunstones atop the cave and glowing cyan magic crystals that create weather and large high-tech cities inhabited by Abyssinian dinosaurs)
  • Spike: Holy Equestria!
  • Denter: "Welcome, to Saurusia."
  • Spike: Wow. Just, wow.
  • Sludge: Is this cool or what?
  • Pharynx: Dude, must you be such a showoff?
  • Denter: Just keep in mind, we can't afford to tour these lands at the moment. The Black Emperor's rule intimidates them greatly. Not helping matters is predominantly the Fritz that appearingly killed off the Mana Oceanic, of which we seen around us or, at the least made it too weak for use. Seeing the Chosen One here would make them scared that we're basically bringing a target to his anger here. But that's why I chose a specific place to call home here.
  • Spike: And where would that be?
  • Denter: On the FAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR end of the land outside of Saurusia over there in the Sulfur Caves.
  • Spike: Sulfur?
  • Sludge: Sulfur is just as important to a dragon as calcium to any skeleton. It helps magnify our elemental breath spread.
  • Spike:... Erm, right, stupid question. (Sees familier trees) Uh, guys, I don't wanna alarm anyone, but.... Are those Dragon-Sneeze Trees?
  • Denter/Sludge:... ARE YOU F*****G SERIOUS?!
  • Spike: "Hey, trust me, I came to reckitneses those things the hard way this one time I was princess for a day! (Sludge and Denter, along with the Changeling Bros, looked at him confusedly).... Don't ask."
  • Denter: GREAT!! Those saurians really had to do this at THE WORST TIME?! I need to talk to the king.
  • Spike: "Wait, but, I kinda thought the Black Emperor rules this entire land."
  • Sludge: "Ehhhhhh, he's more like, 90% there. This is pretty much the last free realm ever since Queen Quetzal got obsinianed."
  • Spike: Oh.... But, are ya sure ya want to complain to this king? What if he's a T-Rex? You'll end up going the way of a lawyer in a dinosaur theme park!
  • Denter: They don't do T-Rexes being kings anymore, Spike. They just decided that countless eons of having that species rule was too stereotypical.
  • Spike: Pfft, I do see on how that would get unoriginal after a while. Then, Who's the new king?

Saurusian Palace

  • Megaraptor King: (He sat on the throne calmly until a Stygimoloch assistant came in).... Ugh, Numb Skull, what is it? I'm in the middle of feng shui.
  • Stygimoloch (Numb Skull): This is urgent, King Taxonomy. It's Denter.
  • Megaraptor King (King Taxonomy): (Was so surprised he comically fell) GYAHHH!!! He's back already?! I figured finding his child would take longer then that?! Espeically after how bad his stupid fat friend handled it! (Numbskull gives him a note as he reads it) "Dear Taxonomy... The f***?! (Speaks) He litterally wrote a censored badword in the thing. Ugh, Spindle did made him half the kind of dragon his kind usually are. (Reads again) Dragon-sneeze trees, just as I need to get home? What kind of cowardly birdbrain do you think you are? You KNOW dragon-sneeze tree pollen makes it impossible for dragons to focus on flying, and all it'll do is cause more damage since fire breath is still a risk, Fritz or not. I demand you cut those trees down this instant! Signed, Denter. PS, if I interrupted your dumb feng shui again... DEAL WITH IT!!"... Does that flying non-beaked lizard thing he can insult me and interupt my zen just because some procaution was deemed inconvinent to him? I mean, excuse ME for not wanting this part of Saurusia to be congured by now by the Black Emperor! Excuse me for acknowledging that he's a dragon, granted a radically different breed, BUT STILL?! Has he no acknowledgement of tactics?!
  • Brachiosaurus Assistant Mayor: Well you DID kind of make it unlikely for him to go home with his many kids.
  • Taxonomy: Fenestra, I did it to protect the people.
  • Styracosaurus: I warned you this would have consequences, especially with Denter.
  • Taxonomy: Epoch, Saurusia has suffered too much for me to care about one dragon's needs because of the Fritz weakening the sunstones and mana crystals. My people are more important than someone that should've lived on the surface.
  • Epoch: "Ya know, this "One Dragon" is litterally the only guy powerful enough to really hold off the Black Emperor, and by much, he's kinda why you're still king, and/or not turned into another part of the Obsidian Statue collection the Black Emperor has."
  • Taxonomy: "WELL HE HAS NO REASON TO INSULT ME FOR IT?!"
  • Epoch: "He could've came back from a rough mission and likely had to go to something different from the traditional enterence."
  • Taxonomy: As if a bad mood excuses his disrespect! And even if that power is great, without Spindle, he'll end up being a minor distraction at best! Thus, these trees are a last line of defence should the problem arises. The trees stay. End of discussion!
  • Epoch: Sir, I-
  • Taxonomy: END, OF, DISCUSSION!!
  • Epoch:... Fine. I'll just escort him home myself. But I insist you think about how you're defending Saurusia.
  • Taxonomy: Whatever. Do what you must. It's his fault for choosing to live here and put us all in danger. But tell him I don't appreciate being insulted like that, and next time, I'm going to have to banish him.
  • Epoch:... Yes sir. (Left)

Saurusia Entrance

  • Denter: HE SAID WHAT?!
  • Sludge: BANISHMENT?!
  • Spike: This guy just puts an obstacle in our way, and we're not allowed to scold him for that? What kind of leader does he think he is?
  • Epoch: Well, he's more of a stand-in leader during Queen Quetzal's, erm, impromptu forced retirement at the hands of the Black Emperor as a, rather depressing collector's piece. Also, if I may be so brash... He blames you for risking the destruction of Saurusia in the hands of the Black Emperor, Mister Denter.
  • Denter: "BUT I'M LITTERALLY THE REASON THIS SIDE OF SAURUSIA IS NOT CONGURED YET?!"
  • Epoch: Erm, well, he argues that with Spindle absint, your more of an inconvinent obsicle then a true threat to the emperor and the imperial scale collectors. It's just a matter of time before your gone one of these days. The trees are, procautionary. So, the king wants them around for that reason.
  • Denter: ".... (Angerly) The sooner Quetzal is restored, the better that idiot Taxomony is relived of this position?!"
  • Spike: "Yikes, sounds like this guy's pulling a total Novo here."
  • Epoch: Huh?
  • Denter: It's a... Recent term for someone who puts other races in harm's way to protect their own.
  • Epoch: Well sorry, but orders are orders. As Quetzal's best friend, and squire, Taxonomy will protect this place for her at any cost.
  • Denter: "Even with methods that serve to basicly be equilent to cutting off your nose to spite your face?! The Black Emperor is not a normal dragon! One would argue that he only resembles a dragon! Those trees are useless against him! If anything, they only serve to inconvinence US!?"
  • Epoch: "Well you know the king is sceptical about that "Cosmic Force" and alot of other things the Sooth-Voice believes. As far as the king is concerned, the Black Emperor is just, an albeit extremely unigte type of dragon, ergo, he thinks the Black Emperor is no less immuned to the trees then any other dragon in this world."
  • Denter: "Then all the more proof that Quetzal had a rare moment of stupidity in EVER trusting him to care for the land in her absince?! I don't think even Spindle would understand what Quetzal sees in that vain imbacile?!"
  • Epoch: "Look, I'm as confused as you are, okay? It's not like we can ask her ourselves at the moment. Look, just please work with on this, okay?"
  • Pharynx: Alright, you know what, to hell with this! I'm handling this myself. (Buzzes off)
  • Thorax: PHARYNX, NO! (Dragon-sneeze trees all over the city were being cut down)
  • Epoch:... He does realize that can be considered treason, right?
  • Thorax: My apologies, Mr. Epoch, but Pharynx is, not a very patient person and is dead serious about the task at hand.
  • Denter: And treason or not, I refuse to take his s***. Especially when this is a matter of life and death. Taxonomy can go f*** himself.
  • Pharynx: (He buzzed back) There, problem solved.
  • Denter: "And on the subject of you escourting us.... We refuse, Epoch. We'll get to the sulfar caves ourselves. We're not uneducated dolts. If you guys are going to be jacks about this, you're worthless!"
  • The group flew off and left Epoch......
  • Epoch: ".... Ugh, great. That means I have to put up with the King's temper tantrum."

Heroes Location

  • The heroes had reunited.
  • Buzzord: "Well, this may be a rather big downer, but, we're abit out of luck on an alternate entry nor to that Snorey fellow."
  • Po: Well it's official. We're lost.
  • Icky: "Good grief, this yuts of a Mamgon is making us go on a dragon goose chase."
  • Pinkie: "I think this is abit out of range for Dragon Geese."
  • Icky: "IT'S A METATHOR?!"
  • Pinkie: I know, I was just lightening the mood since we're lost. I'm not THAT looney.
  • Twilight: (Chuckles) Pinkie, can we just focus on what we should do now?
  • Iago: "Well Snorey just became a bust. It's not like he's gonna randomly show up outta nowhere and-"
  • Snorri: (Was behind them) I'm right behind you.
  • The Group freaked out and saw him!
  • Iago: YOWZA?!...... Hey, thanks, karma fairies.
  • Lord Shen: "Odd, I figured you would be the kind of sort that would resort to compicated mis-direction and riddles and what not."
  • Snorri: "Yeah, given the crisis of the Collectors invading the surface world, I have to litterally deside to skip the fluff and get to the point. Too serious for that kinda thing right now, ya know?"
  • Icky: "Ugh, so wish alot of other guardians had your mindset, dude."
  • Snorri: Any guardian would in the same situation.
  • Icky: True.
  • Snorri: Now, I take it you're here for Denter and his son?
  • Twilight: Yes. I raised his son after hatching it in an entrance exam.
  • Snorri:... Wow, Spindle got the egg to be a student exam. Clever dracaena.
  • Twilight: You know where he is?
  • Snorri: I just escorted them to Saurusia and told them I'd bring you to them. Just wish I had the chance to warn them about the contemporary leader having planted dragon-sneeze trees as a precaution since it's the only place in the Saurusian Caves that hasn't been conquered by Clastite, but I had to leave the group early before that point to make sure you guys are shown to another enterence.
  • Icky: Ugh, alchourse. A situation not too far off of when Stormy hit town isn't complete without it's own Novo fiasco.
  • Silverstream: Can we PLEASE not make Aunt Novo a metaphor here?
  • Smolder: Well I won't blame Denter if he'll give that jerk some shit. You don't just hinder someone's way home and expect not to be scolded for it.
  • Lord Shen: "You said that you're taking us to other method of entering the world?"
  • Snorri: "Well yeah. I can't send you people the same way. Some of you are escaped captives of the collectors. They typically like to tag their escapees and surprise them at the right moment."
  • Rainbow Dash: "BECAUSE ALCHOURSE THEY WOULD?! I BET IT'S THE TEMPEST RAPTOR, RIGHT?!"
  • Twilight: "Speaking on Tempest's behalf cause we weren't able to get her out along with the others, can we please stop compairing Tempest to Velocius?"
  • Icky: "Fair's fair, that Velocius chick is litterally Tempest as a dinosaur."
  • Snorri: Well someone with an upbringing like hers HAS to be that way. She just wants purpose in a place with little family and friends that she'll do anything for the Black Emperor even against his orders.
  • Willie: We can still handle her... Right?
  • Susan: Well depends. Those Deinos could outnumber us 100 to 1. Raptors know pretty well how to use numbers to bring down their opponents. Especially Deinos. Those guys just jump on you and tear you up.
  • Snorri: Well lucky for you, I'm smarter than any raptor out there. In fact, since you just escaped Velocius, I must warn you that there's a very high possibility that she and her team could be following you all the way to Spike as the one who is tagging you people.
  • Private:... He might have a point. We went all this way, traveling half the day and didn't see Velocius or her forces. Not even once.... I'm just saying it might indeed be possible she's following us so we're unintentionally leading her to Spike.... (Much of the heroes laughed)
  • Skipper: That has to be, just the most ridiculous-
  • Kowalski: We'd know if she was, so can you imagine the statistical improbability that... That...
  • Skipper: That, Velocius... Is watching us somewhere around here.
  • Dr. Cockroach: Just, a few feet, away from us.
  • Skipper: Well the idea. It's... It's just that it's so...
  • Kowalski: It's so... So, soso, so, SO-
  • Skipper: SO TOTALLY OBVIOUS!!! SEARCH THE VICINITY!!!
  • Snorri: "Wouldn't recimend that. Often she'll keep an extreme enough distence that she'll be far from you guys, yet not enough that your out of bounds for her. You'll end up exhausing energy looking for a needle in hay."
  • Lord Shen: "Well we can't risk leading her to Spike!"
  • Snorri: "That said, I am offering a way to try and get the tag off. That we try to go on a path so complicated, it'll be difficult for even her to keep up, espeically since she has to contend with a chatter box, a know-it-all and a wise-ass yuts. She may be equited to handle difficulty along with Badass, but not so much the other three."
  • Lord Shen: ".... You mean, exhaust them to the point that following us would be difficult?"
  • Snorri: "Oh trust me. I'm good at leaving these guys in guessing games. They may be tough, but they don't have Alicorn durability."
  • Lord Shen: You know, if she's watching us, then I'm pretty sure she heard that.
  • Snorri: Did you not paid attention to what I said about keeping extreme distence? Sometimes they're far enough where she had to look with biocluers to even see a smidge of us.
  • Lord Shen: "..... Right. You did say that looking for her is pointless."
  • Snorri: "Now, do exactly as I say, and stick to the plan closely for until I can sense that Velocius' not an issue."
  • Icky: "And HOW can ya tell that?"
  • Snorri: "I can smell'em. If I noticed a particular smell has gone absint, that's how I can tell they're gone. If I still have even a faint scent, then they're still a problem."
  • Skipper: And how do you know they haven't bathed in water or mud to lose their scent?
  • Snorri: "I don't have the kind of smell dependent of something as earthly as body odor. I can also smell the one thing a shower nor a mudbath can ever get rid of: The Smell of a soul. And trust me, the smell of a soul in a bad place, WOO! Ya can't forget it."
  • Icky: ".... Wow. No wonder these guys are having trouble getting a grip on you."
  • Snorri: Buuut, that's entirely magic, or quantum, based. And since those are in short supply, I need to do this. (Eats a mana crystal) AHHHHH, THAT'S THAT INVIGORATING S***!!
  • SpongeBob: Well at least you have a long-enough access to soul-smelling.
  • Snorri: Now come. We must go until I can no longer smell Velocius. (They left as they were indeed being watched by Velocius and his crew through tech-binoculars)
  • Velocius: Ugh! Of course Snorri had to be involved before we could prepare for him.
  • Profoundus: Those Lodgers work fast. Which is admitingly impressive for a group with lack of consistent member capability.
  • Dick Slick: "Welp, we're boned. For as long as we keep close, Snorri will keep going around in circles of the area until one of us gets too exhasuted to continue."
  • Chatter: "Aw don't worry guys, the impourent thing is that we tried."
  • Velocius: "..... Or, we play the misfits' game against them. We'll have to return to Saurusia ahead of time and wait for the aliens and the captives to enter the lands."
  • Dick Slick: "And what makes ya sure Snorri won't just deside to go with them?"
  • Velocius: "There are some of his duties he can't unchain himself from. As a guardian of boarders, he is still required to try and place our forces back home. He has his battles, and Sparkle's group have theirs."
  • Profoundus: "A sound theory, but, Snorri has perfectly demonstrated willful defiance of his usual standards in terms of how he is usually met."
  • Velocius: "He does have a limit. If he's given the impression present forces would pose further threat to the surface world, he will have to contend to the urgent matters of that issue."
  • Dick Slick: "Well we already kinda turned the first surface world continant into our bitch, so, I kinda don't know what else we can do here. And Prime already said that the continent our world resides under is to be saved best for last when we disabled other potaintional issues."
  • Velocius: "Hmm, so I guess dragging the mammal queen into this is out."
  • Profoundus: "Well, it has been noted that Snorri has a distinct fondness for the local wildlife. Acting as a, imprompto guardian of them as well. Ethiopia DID rescue him as a youngling."
  • Velocius: ".... Perfect. I'll call for the present squads down there to start catching some native fauna and to ready cages for them. Then afterwords, it's off th toe Mountlake with us."

Heroes' Location

  • Snorri was sniffing about, being curious and cautious about the unexpected early absince of Velocius....
  • Snorri: "..... Strange, we only just started and already Velocius and her posse just, up and left."
  • Icky: "Then either her three sidekicks really ARE that pathetic, or she's trying to set up a scenario where you can't be around us after you send us down to Saurusia."
  • Snorri: "Ugh, wouldn't be surprised. Admitingly though, I do consider this intermediate area my home, and I have a soft-spot for the residing creatures here. Plus, I do also need to see if I can catch those Deinos and send them back home, espeically with the trouble they're already causing as is."
  • Lord Shen: "We understand if our encounter is a limited one. We'll be able to handle ourselves when we find this other entry way."
  • Snorri: "Well, still, the fact you lost the tag for now at least, it means it's safe enough to send you guys off to this other spot I know."

A gloomy cave.

  • Snorri leads the group to a gloomy cave.
  • Snorri: "Just keep in mind that it's WAAAAY off of where Spike is, for safety reasons. You'll have to traverse some rough outer terratories before you could even reach Taxom's neightberhood, nevermind where the resistence is."
  • Icky: "Because ALCHOURSE we'll have to take the scenic route."
  • Fluttershy: Not that it's entirely a bad thing. I do would like to see Saurusia for myself in full view, and the chance to meet adorable creatures not seen since Pre-Pony Civilisation Times.
  • Gilda: "Ya know, that Era Name really needs to be changed so it doesn't make Ponies sound narcarsistic, why not "Prehistoric Equestria". Sure, it still has your nation's name, but, at least it's compairingly less race forcused."
  • Twilight: "Hmm, that's a fair point. I'll be sure to have a talk with the Fozzel Commite about making some changes to their standerds."
  • Snorri: "Now, I do have to warn that it is abit of a drop, so do be careful when-"
  • A Panicked Parakeet Dragon zoomed up and panicly squeaked to Snorri.
  • Snorri: "..... Awwww nuts, figures as much?! The Deinos here have began to drag the native creatures into this!"
  • Fluttershy: ".... You need to be with your animal friends. We'll take this from here."
  • Snorri: ".... Well, I kinda already had to stay up here to deal with the Deinos as is, but, thank you for understanding. (Charges off)."
  • Lord Shen: "Well, I suppose this means we'll have to find the hole ourselves."
  • Rainbow Dash: "Ugh, oh great! More looking! (Leans on an inconspicuous stalagmite) That thing could be any- (Suddenly the stalagmite leans over like a lever as rumbles are heard)...... I, just pulled a Derpy Hooves, did I?"
  • Pinkie: "Up up up, remember Dashie, her name is Muffins now."
  • Rainbow Dash: "Well she was Derpy first before that needless controversey about unintentional offence ever since her debute speaking role in Applejack's Rodeo Loss Crisis episode. Granted, the fans made it to begin with. But still, I myself has refered to Derpy AS Derpy, so-"
  • Suddenly the ground they were one just dropped down while the heroes were litterally left standing on air.....
  • Icky: ".... Okay, tecnecally, according to cartoon logic, we'll be all fine, as long as we don't look down. Strangely for some reason gravity just seems to stop working for the sake of a comedic punchline of making the would-be faller realise he's standing on nothing."
  • Donkey: "Okay, don't look down, don't look down, don't- (Looks to see a cute little baby bat flying under him to wave hello and flies off).... GUYS, I'M LOOKING DOWN?!"
  • Shrek: "FOR THE LOVE OF PETE, DONKEY-"
  • The entire group fell down and screamed comedically!
  • Comedic crashings were heard!
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  • Squidward:... Too bad that didn't kill me. And now I'll be unconscious for the sake of plot cause everyone else is already doing it. (Goes unconscious).

Spike's Location

  • Spike: (They found a large patch of sulfur fields inside a cave with bubbling water)... Wow, it smells like rotten eggs here.
  • Sludge: That's kinda what sulfur smells like.
  • Spike: "Fair enough."
  • The group entered.
  • Denter: "Tuskco, we contained my son."
  • The Figure was seen.
  • ???: "Well, as expected, I knew I can count on you to handle this better then Sludge."
  • Denter: "Well, there, was abit of a misunderstanding that slowed me down, and, I'm afraid the Black Emperor's no longer our sole issue, and-"
  • ???: "Relax, relax, Sooth-Voice already told me everything. (Shows himself as a Mammoth with Obsidian-Encased Tusks) The impourent thing is that your kid is finally somewhere safe. (Sees Thorax and Pharynx)..... Do I even wanna know why ya brought Changelings here?"
  • Pharynx: "Ya gotta problem, ya hairy elephant?"
  • Tuskco: "Hey don't get me wrong, I ain't racist, it's just, Saurusia is currently a good place for your kind... Espeically since the colonies of this place feel to rough waters and well...... Let's just say that down here, Changelings are a faverite for pimps and crimebosses to use if ya catch my drift."
  • Pharynx made a surprised face!
  • Pharynx: "CHANGELINGS DO PROSITUTION DOWN HERE?!"
  • Tuskco: "Hey don't get mad at me, blame the rise of crime and underworld dealings ever since the Black Emperor began mucking things up."
  • Thorax: "Oh my goodness. Pharynx, the changelings of this land need our help."
  • Pharynx: "YA DAMN RIGHT THEY DO?! WHY WOULD THEIR QUEENS AND KINGS ALLOW THIS KIND OF CRAP?! WHERE'S THEIR CHANGELING SPIRIT AND PRIDE?!"
  • Tuskco: "Again, Saurusia really went down the crapper thanks to the Black Emperor."
  • Denter: "Ahem, if you don't mind my rudeness Tuskco, but, I would like to take Spike inside."
  • Tuskco: "Well ya don't need my permission, go right ahead."
  • Denter, Spike and Sludge went own with the Changeling bros, as inside, was a vibrent as can be mine city inside the sulfer area where dragons and saurens lived in harmony as children play around.
  • Spike: "..... Wow, for a place trying to hide from the Black Emperor, they seem, pretty happy."
  • Denter: "That's because they're safe here. Now come. I'll take you to meet your siblings, Spike. To my place. (Flew off as Spike followed him). Sludge, go inform Sooth-Voice for me."
  • Sludge: "Doesn't she typically know that on her own?!"
  • Denter: "Yes but she deemd it polite for us to be formal anyway! (Leave son with Spike)...."
  • Sludge: "Oy. Left with the busybody stuff, perusual. (Flew off)."

Denter's Cave

  • Denter and Spike arrived to a homey enough cave on the cave wall of the sulfer mines.
  • Denter: "..... Welcome home, son."
  • Spike: ".... Well, it is pretty homey for a cave. But, I kinda miss my bed at Twilight's castle already."
  • Denter: "Try going inside and see the full place for yourself."
  • Spike was curious by that invitation and goes inside, then saw a distent light at the end of the cave and goes to it, and finds himself inside a beautiful valley-like grotto with ever-regenerating gems growing on the walls.....
  • Spike: "....... Ho, ly, crud."
  • Denter: "(Came up)..... Yes..... The beauty of the ever-gems never gets old.... And tastes good to boot. Help yourself to some, your siblings will join in soon enough."
  • Spike: "HO-YEAAAAAAAAAAAH?! (Spike zoomed off like he was Rainbow Dash for a few seconds and began feasting on the Ever-Gems)!"
  • Unknown to Spike, a trio of creatures flew by.
  • Spike was still enjoying himself as the three figures landed on top of where Spike is, as the shadows were felt as he looked up to see three bat dogs, each having the heads of a bulldog, a greyhound and a poodle, each panting excitedly!
  • Spike: "(Startled) WHOA, BAT DOGS?! (The Bat Dogs pounced onto Spike and were given a soft landing of a large leaf pile as the bat dogs began to excitedly lick Spike) EW, BAT DOG SPIT, GROSS, KNOCK IT OFF, KNOCK IT OFF, AT LEAST BUY ME DINNER FIRST, GAWWWW?!"
  • ???: "BULLWORTH, GREYSON, OH-LA-LA, KNOCK IT OFF?!"
  • The Bat Dogs calm down and obediently got off as a female baby dragon with straighten scales came up....
  • Female Baby Dragon: "Sorry about our Bat Dogs. I'm still working on disapleaning them."
  • Spike: "Yeesh, Fluttershy would be hit by puppy love for these guys. Wait, who are you?"
  • Baby Dragon: "I'm Straight."
  • Spike: "Uh, I asked for your name, not your preference."
  • Awkword silence.
  • A voice broke into laughter!
  • Another Baby Dragon zoomed up to Spike, freaking him out!
  • Baby Dragon: "I TOTALLY KNEW SHE WAS GONNA WALK INTO THAT?! (LAUGHS) DUDE, HER NAME, ACTSELLY IS STRAIGHT?! LIKE HER HEAD SCALES?!"
  • Spike: "..... Well now I feel like I just pulled a Patrick here."
  • Straight: "Mind Zipper. Got the name because'of his head scales look like zipper patterns. He's as easily amused as he can be fast."
  • Zipper: "(Extends hand out) Please to meet ya, Sibs."
  • Spike: "Uh, same, I guess. (Relucently grabs Zipper's hand, which apawn so Zipper began to shake wildly as Spike was shaken up and down from it) WHOA-WHOA-WHOA-WHOA?! (Zipper stops as Spike was left dazed) Just put the hay in the apple and eat the candle."
  • Zipper: "(Scoffs) I like new Sibs already!"
  • Spike shakes head!
  • Spike: "Ugh, I feel like the next thing I'm gonna get is a big sibling coming over and- (A large baby dragon with bumpy head-scales grabs Spike and hugs him tight as Spike gags cartoonishly) ACCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCK?!"
  • Zipper: "Heeeere's Bumps!"
  • Bumps: "(Gaffaws), I get to have another brother, I always wanted another brother! Duuuh-huuh!"
  • Spike: "Well, ack, please don't, break me in half! (Bumps let's go)..... Any MORE eccentric siblings I should know about! (A cave on the side of the cave-valley explouded as a figure was sent flying and crashing into Spike) D'OWW, DARN IT KARMA FAIRIES?! (Two skipped across the in-cave pond and crashed to the otherside!)"
  • Spike moaned in pain as he looks to see an ash-covered baby dragon with glasses and zigzag'd scales.....
  • Baby Dragon: ".... (Coughs, then shakes ash off to reveil true colors)..... I'd meant to do that. Oh, you're the new sibling. I'm Zigzag. I'm the genius of the family."
  • Spike: "(Quietly) Oh great, a new-age Professor Buzzord."
  • Zigzag the Baby Dragon: "(Gets up while picking up Spike) I can estimate you already met Zipper, Bumps, and Straight, correct?"
  • Spike: "Yeah, especially Bumps. I have the dislocated shoulder to prove it."
  • Zigzag: "Sorry about that, he's a hugger. Does that to us too. (He broke the shoulder back in place)"
  • Spike: AAAHH-HHAAA!!!
  • Straight, Zipper and Bumps came up to where the two are with the Bat Dogs.
  • Straight: "We're all very excited to finally meet our lost brother, Oval."
  • Spike: "Oval? I'm Spike, remember?"
  • Zigzag: "Well, yes, as of the adopted pony name. Mother gave you the Dragon Name Oval, in to the fact your head scales are more, ovalish than proper spikes."
  • Spike: "..... Huh. Then why WAS I named Spike?"
  • Zipper: "Maybe cause the ponies thought ya felt spikey to touch?"
  • Spike: ".... I can't help but to feel that may be the case."
  • Zigzag: It's a basic name, so we'll just call you Oval.
  • ???: "Oh, joy, so ya realised that they basicly gave ya a dog name all this time."
  • A Baby Dragon with a simular body type to Smolder with curled up head scales was seen leaning against the rock stareing at the group....
  • Baby Dragon: ".... Wasn't it humiliating enough already to be raised by ponies of all things as opposed to fellow dragons, or even f*****g griffins for that matter? I would've even handle you being raised by freaking Yaks of all things, but PONIES?!"
  • Spike: "(Quietly) Oh great, a new-age Garble."
  • Baby Dragon: "I mean, all due respect for mom and all, but, what does she see in ponies that she'll allow you to be turned into a doliy making patsy to frilly mini-horses! You won't be in any shape to fight THAT DINGUS (Points to a crude drawing of the Black Emperor's face with his tongue sticking out like a mocking drawing), let alone even the mock-drawing of him we made to throw junk at!"
  • Spike: "Well, Denter seems to believe in me."
  • Baby Dragon: "He's desperate to get mom back, he doesn't know what to think anymore! Besides, Spikey, I don't exactly have high-hopes you'll cream the Black Emperor good."
  • Spike: "Hey, I beaten a Shadow Pony, and a Rok."
  • Baby Dragon: "..... And how is beating up a piece of stone impressive?"
  • Zigzag: "Uh, Rok as in the giant bird that can pick up elephants? Don't you know ANYTHING about baby dragon predators?"
  • Baby Dragon: "Pfft, Dad can beat up that kind of over-grown turkey in his sleep!"
  • Spike: "Yeah, well, I also beaten The Winger! A crazy ostrich that doesn't like wings!"
  • Baby Dragon: "(Stares unimpressed still)..... So you beaten up a Gallimimus with feathers?"
  • Spike: "He can like, turn his hands into blades to karate-chop wings off like a knife through butter!"
  • Baby Dragon: "Tch, even so, that's NOTHING to the Black Emperor! Not even Quetzal or Mom were able to handle that guy! I mean, Mom can at least handle herself with him, but as Soothy said, "It wasn't their destenies to beat Clastill" or whatever B.E.'s name is suppose to be. My point is, yer right up f****d, shorty. I'd say yer better off going back to Ponyland, but I can expect that Prime and his goonies are already f*****g things up there."
  • Spike: "OKAY, LISTEN UP WISE GUY, I-..... Wait, I didn't catch yer name."
  • Zipper: "He's Curls."
  • Spike: "(Flabbergasted face)..... (Breaks into laughter!) CURLS?!"
  • Curls: "HEY, IT'S BECAUSE OF THE SCALES, AND THAT MOM AND DAD THOUGHT I WAS GONNA BE A GIRL, CAPISH?!"
  • Spike still laughed!
  • Curls: "...... OKAY, THAT'S IT?! (Grabs Spike) I'M GONNA INTRODUSE YOU TO MISSUS BEEDOVER'S DRAGON CHASER HIVE NEXT CAVE OVER, YOU LITTLE-"
  • Denter: "(Appears) Curls, please! Behaive yourself! He's your brother!"
  • Curls: HEY COME ON DAD, BE COOL! I HAVE TO TEACH OVAL HERE THE PECKING ORDER AFTER ALL!!
  • Denter: CURLS!! (Curls was shocked by his anger)... Drop him!
  • Curls: (Shrugs and does that)
  • ???: He's finally here!
  • Spike:... Who was that?!
  • Bumps: GHOOOOOOOSTS!!!!!!
  • Denter: No, it's your mother's Tulpa foster family.
  • Spike: Tulpa? (The Tulpas appeared as beautiful pony spirits with elegant eyes, colorful manes, and random cutie marks)
  • Tulpa #1: It's little Oval!
  • Tulpa #2: He's so CUUUUTE, I JUST WANNA GOBBLE HIM UUUUP!!
  • Tulpa #3: Give him some space please. Our daughter wanted him to help without trouble.
  • Spike:... Okay, what's a Tulpa?
  • Sludge: (Shows up clumsly and exhasuted) Woooo! Finally made it after telling that Soothsayer! (To Spike) You're looking at em, kid.
  • Denter: Sludge, please! (To Spike) Think of them as, spirits of friendship. Created by Queen Philosophius, Tulpas are manifestations of strong emotions. They are born from ponies that die from pure friendship, like if a group of friends die for a friend, die holding each other, or die in general showing genuine friendship. They can exist as imaginary friends or guardian spirits. And if proven worthy, they can be reincarnated as new people that are personally the same, under a new identity.
  • Spike:... So THAT'S why I was raised by ponies.
  • Denter: Yes. Tulpas raised your mother Spindle from childbirth and she came to understand the magic of friendship. So she decided ponies were the best ones to foster you. She wanted you to be just like her.... And she was right. You remind me so much of her. I, just wish I was able to leave a better impression. (Sternly) Or that Sludge didn't loused things up to begin with.
  • Sludge: "I get it, I messed up that time, can we move on?"
  • Spike:... What was she like? Is she alive?
  • Tulpa 1: "Weeeeeelllll, yes, but, she's kinda stuck being an obsidian statue by the Black Emperor."
  • Spike: "Oh, right. I was already told that. Must've forgotten after being surrounded by eccentric siblings..... (Deadpan) And Garble 2.0."
  • Straight: "Who's Garble and why does it sound like I already punch the dude in the face?"
  • Spike: "Ehh, just some rough dragon teen I ran into a couple of times. He's not relevant. (To the Tulpas) But seriously, about the first thing, what was mom like?"
  • Tulpa 2: "Well, I'll level with ya, the baby years were rough, but, that baby that sometimes have fire hiccups that burn own our village and litterally eats the baker out of his stock, grew up to be a creature with an extremely beautiful soul. Granted, it did help that she was a dragon migrant from off world, but trust me, had it not been for us, she either wouldn't've existed, or if found by the Equestrian standard dragon, she would've just ended up being another meathead like Sludge."
  • Sludge: "Ha-freaking-ha."
  • Tulpa 3: "Ahem. Point is, she was the joy of our, well, sort've afterlives since we're often like, ghosts or something."
  • Spike: "Well, how did she come to be raised by you guys? Didn't her migrant parents want her?"
  • A leader Tulpa showed up and the others moved aside....
  • Leader Tulpa: "..... They did, but..... She was a surviving egg during a tragic time of the surface's world's second worse war..... The Fear Wars."
  • Spike: "(Gulps).... No further questions on that part, I long see where that's going..... But what I do want to know is, if I actselly came from this loving family, then.... Why was I left to be adopted by Twilight?"
  • Sludge: "Duh, because the Black Emperor wanted you dead!"
  • Spike: "I get the main reason, Sludge! I meant, TO THEM, about how that occured? Does Celestia know? How did my egg end up there to begin with?"
  • Leader Tulpa: "Alot of those questions are reserved for Sooth-Voice to say to you. She believes she has, slightly better explanations than us. We don't exactly see everything like she does."
  • Spike: "Right..... But, can you explain to me how she met Denter?"
  • Tulpa 1: "Well, ironically, you kinda have Sludge to thank for that."
  • Sludge: "Ex-nay un he eason-ray!"
  • Leader Tulpa: "Well, your father and Sludge came to this realm in a time before the Black Emperor's uprising when we still had Quetzal. They were basicly rowdy teenagers at the time."

Flashback

  • (Leader Tulpa): "And as you would imagine, before Denter ever met Spindle, Denter..... Wasn't always the polite gentlemen he learned to be."
  • A Younger Sludge and Denter were seen flying in the skies of great form mountain.
  • Younge Sludge: "Hey, hey, dude, watch this. (Starts doing armpit farts)."
  • Young Denter: "(Scoffs) Noice."
  • (Denter): "Hey now, I was unenlightened, I didn't know better. Don't all children start like that?"
  • Young Sludge: "I tell ya man, nothing like two bachuler dudes relying on themselves."
  • Young Denter: ".... Yo look man. (Gets Sludge's Attention).... Look at that freaky as balls mountain."
  • Young Sludge: ".... Yeah I see it. I think the teaching elders called it like, uhhhh..... Great Foam Mountain."
  • Young Denter: "Great FORM Mountain, dude. And they say that this place is like, wicked ancient. Been that way since those silly Alicorns made the planet like show-offs."
  • Young Sludge: "Hey, dude, like, I hear talk from some guys that there's like, secret entry ways to a dinosaur kingdom."
  • Young Denter: "Dude, don't be ridiculous, everyone knows the saurans are toast as balls."
  • Young Sludge: "I think it's 'Saurians'. But yeah, you may be right.... But, wanna check it out, bring back like, a skull or shell or something and totally scam people into thinking we did?!"
  • Young Denter: "HA! Oh Sludge, you and your elaborate stories."
  • (Spike): "Yikes. You were not kidding about how no better then Sludge he was."
  • (Denter): "Again, those were different times for me."
  • Young Sludge: "Well come on, Dent-Scales, let's get to explore this dump."
  • Young Denter and Sludge flew down into the area.
  • The two found the Mountlake.
  • Young Sludge: ".... Ugh. It almost reminds me of ponies here."
  • Young Denter: "Hey, I get more of a, elegant beauty than pony pretty. Besides, we're only here for like a fossil or something."
  • Young Sludge: "Well, maybe we can just go in the water to find some."
  • Young Denter: "Sweet idea bro."
  • The Duo leaped into the Mountlake and suddenly, the two got swhirled into it as the two scream!
  • The two were flushed down RIGHT into Saurusia!
  • The duo crashed into some trees and fell into mudpits!
  • Young Sludge/Denter: "OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH?!"
  • The two got up.
  • Young Sludge: "..... Welp, that was a bust."
  • Young Denter: "Ugh, why do I always listen to you and end up in these situations? Where did we get flushed to anyway? (The two saw they were in some sort of prehistoric realm)......"
  • Young Sludge: "..... Dude...... We TIME TRAVELED?!"
  • Young Denter: "Duh, TIME TRAVEL?! No you dumbass, this, crazy as it is, I think this is that Saurusia placed your friends said...."
  • Young Sludge: ".... That was my next guess..... But sweet, we can say we've been there now and it be legit. Now we just need the shoveneer to prove it!"
  • Young Denter: "FORGET ABOUT THAT?! We just made the discovery of the century! AND DID IT BEFORE A FREAKING PONY?! WE NEED TO SCORE ONE OF THE NATIVES TO PROVE IT'S REAL?!"
  • Young Sludge: "Heeeeey, that's why your the DRAGON with the Plan, Dent-Scales."
  • Young Denter: "Exactamondo my friend. Now we just seen a sauren, um, saurian."
  • ???: "Hey boys, lookie here."
  • A gang of Carnotaurs were seen.
  • Carnosaur 1: "Two stupid talking dragon-shaped seat cushions in our turf."
  • Carnosaur 2: "Your in the turf of the Mesozoic Bullies! You flying freaks made a mistake coming here?!"
  • Carnosaur 3: "It's also pronounced Saurusian, FYI."
  • Young Sludge: "Oh yeah, wise guys?"
  • Young Denter: "Come on Sludge, we're dragons, we can take these dumbasses on."
  • (Tulpa Leader): "They only lasted 14 seconds."
  • Young Sludge and Denter were being juggled by the laughing Carnotaurs head-butting as the duo screamed!
  • Young Denter: "FOR-OW-THE-RECORD-OW?! I BLAME-D'OW-YOU-OW-FOR THIS-OW?!"
  • Carnotaur 3: Hey, look on the bright side. At least you provided more fun since bullying that Yutyrannus hermit Shock Quartz got old.
  • ???: LEAVE EM ALONE, YOU BULLIES! (A silhouetted dragon flew in using fire, ice, lightning, and earth breaths to chase them away)
  • Young Denter: "..... What, in, the world?"
  • ???: Whoever you two are, you shouldn't be here. Go home. There's things here you don't need to know.
  • (Denter): After the figure flew off, I decided to follow her. She sounded like someone interesting.
  • (Sludge): Pssh, more like you were in love with her voice.
  • (Denter): Shut up! Anyway, we were directed to the 'Yutyrannus hermit' the bullies mentioned. Shock Quartz was actually a genius nutcase who made ridonkeylous contraptions since he was outshined by everybody else.
  • Shock Quartz: Oh, ya mean Spindle? That girl is smokin'. She's the only one who respects me. Everysaurian says 'Ooh, look at that furry dino c*mbag!! He'll never amount to nothing'!!! My science will change this untamed underground valley yet!
  • Young Denter: "Well, I think the reason they mess with you is cause you're a nerd. (He and Sludge hi-fived.)
  • Shock Quartz: "Well, it may be true with the likes of those lunkhead Mesozoic Bullies, but, there are other reasons, wiseguys. They're also in doubt of my science."
  • Young Sludge: "Fair's fair, dude. With all this freaky dino magic, science is, kinda redundant."
  • Shock Quartz: "Eh, something among those lines people have said. But just because magic already makes life pleasureable, doesn't mean it can't be made even better. And for goodness sakes, we could stand to not be naked all the time."
  • Young Sludge: "Dude, our family jewels are inside of us anyway, so-"
  • Shock Quartz: "True, but it's the principal of decentcy I'm aiming for. Just because our junk's in the trunk, doesn't mean being au naterol isn't started to be outmoded. Not really so helpful on hot and/or cold days espeically. Espeically as reptiles, the cold's not exactly our friend. I also have to complain about the uses of huts and measly villages like it's still the time of the Alicorns and-"
  • Young Denter: "Ahem, not that your rantings aren't bemusing, but, could you get to the part where you say where 'Spindle' lives?"
  • Shock Quartz: "Well why didn't ya say so, whippersnapper? She lives in a cave complex in the sulfur mines where a mining community resides. Just be mindful of other residential dragons. They're-"
  • Young Denter: "Let me guess, "Territorial"? We already know, we're dragons from the surface, we butt heads with other dragons all the time. We're no strangers to that. Thanks for the directions, and uh.... Good luck with your uh, science things."
  • Young Denter and Sludge left.
  • (Spike): "No offence Dad, but ya could've stood to be nicer to that guy."
  • (Denter): "Tch, your mother said the exact same thing once. Also, in all fairness, Quetzal did come to admire Shock's gizmos somewhere down the line, but I diegress."
  • The two arrived to the Sulfur Area and saw a more subdued community in the present....
  • Young Denter: ".... Yeesh. Lively place."
  • Young Sludge: "Look, Dent, I know you clearly have the hots for that babe, but, I felt like she was serious about us not being here. What if this land was meant to be a secret or something because of things not even you can understand?"
  • Young Denter: "Well once again, I stressed. Ponies have often discovered things like this all the time cause of having the curiousity of cats and always stuffing their boopable noses into everything. They ALWAYS end up discovering the coolist of things, even the NOT so cool things. One day, there's gonna be a pony that will get to Great Form Mountain and explore it until it finds this place! Wouldn't it be cool for dragons to discover something cool?"
  • Young Sludge: "Well, yeah, but, it's just, my grandma has said not everything is meant to be known."
  • Young Denter: "Ugh, dude, I know your grandmother's an elder, but, don't you think that kinda thinking is why it's always PONIES that make cool discovery while all we do is hoard treasure, kidnap royal brats and eat lifestock while turning villages into bonfires, well, pre-unity stuff I mean."
  • Young Sludge: "Hey, that's became Granddy Slush is all about respecting the wishes of the past and to reckitnese that it's secrets need to stay secret. Like, avoiding something that could be like a seal to some forgotten evil."
  • Young Denter: "Well, the worse we encountered here were abunch of asshole saurians and an eccentric nerd, I don't see no anichent evil here."
  • Young Sludge: "I'm just saying tha-"
  • Young Denter: "Hear me out man! Wouldn't it be cool to have one accomlishment for Dragon Kind and allow them a chance something to their names?"
  • Young Sludge: "..... Ugh, only because I feel like you're gonna persist on this."
  • Young Denter: "Great, now, let's go find that cave complex."
  • The two flew off across the community.
  • ???: "OY, NEW MEATS?!"
  • Huge Buff Dragons intersected the two.
  • Young Sludge: "..... Well that didn't take long."
  • A Dragon resembling Torch, but smaller-sized, moose horns, a tail with spikes like a pick-axe, and wings like a Monsterious Nightmare flew up to them.
  • Dragon leader: "All new meats have to report to the sulfur mines for mining."
  • Young Denter: "Wait, sir, we're not-"
  • Dragon Leader: "Don't back talk to Foremen Ass-Salt when he makes an or- (Young Denter and Sludge broke into laughter!)...... Oh ha-ha, it is to laugh. My name is Ass-Salt, I mean WHO HASN'T LAUGHED AT MY NAME?! Point is, you new meats are due PRONTO, in the mines for sulfur! Sulfur is the lifeblood of it's community, so the blood cells, that's you dinguses, NEED TO KEEP IT IN WORKING ORDER OR THE ECOMONY GOES KAPUT?!"
  • Before the duo can say anything, the Buff Dragons dragged the two off!
  • (Sludge): "And like that, we ended up getting involertarly recruited into mineing for a place we didn't worked for."
  • Young Denter and Sludge were seen mineing for Sulfer.
  • Head-Miner: "Yo, new meats. Foremen wants to see you two in the office. Turns out, well, Miss Spindle has some, interesting news about you two."
  • Young Sludge: "Tch, looks like the girl you're interested in got us out again."
  • Young Denter: "Can you not?! I was only curious!"
  • Young Sludge: "Well, may as well face the music, she's likely gonna give us s*** for not listening to her."
  • Young Denter: "Are you really sure she would do that?"

Later...

  • Spindle: I AM MOST UNPLEASED WITH YOU TWO! You two really should have listened to me, this place is dangerous!
  • Young Denter:... Wow! You're even prettier in person.
  • Spindle: Excuse me?
  • Young Sludge: Yeah, his raging boner is why we're here. He has the hots for you.
  • Young Denter: SLUDGE!!
  • Young Sludge: Oh come on, she was going to find out anyway.
  • Spindle:... Charming, but you have no idea what you're getting into. It's dangerous down here.
  • Young Denter: "Mi'lady, ya do realise you're talking to dragons, right? Our lives are always full of danger."
  • Spindle: "Fair arguement, but what I mean is that, you two, as surface dragons, are abit out of your element here. Clearly you guys are not so used to facing what Saurusia has to offer. Also, you two were lucky the Foremen was used to morons laughing at his name, AND that he was in a VERY good mood today. He's not usually so forgiving at cracks like that."
  • Young Denter: "Now hold up, why are you so persistent on us leaving, there's clearly dragons here!"
  • Spindle: "That's because these dragons learned to deal with the Saurusians here. You guys could barely handle a bunch of cheap bullies. Saurusia can be way worse then that. And it wouldn't do my conscious good if two surfacers died here."
  • Young Sludge: "Ehh, fine! Just give us a souvenir so we can prove this place exist so dragons can have a discovery under our belt so the ponies can't have it!"
  • Spindle: ".... Hold up, you two were trying to prove this place exists?"
  • Young Denter: ".... Sludge, I know you're not the smartest dragon I know, (Smacks him upside the head) BUT AT LEAST KNOW SOME TACT?!"
  • Spindle: "(Sighs disgruntled), You two do realise that yer stuck here now, cause Saurusia can't afford to be exposed to the surface world."
  • Young Sludge: "Oh what, is there a law against talking about this place?"
  • Spindle: "Pretty much, yeah. It's Quetzal's very specific law. Those that intend to talk about this place are forbidden to leave."
  • Young Sludge: "..... Well, then you're in trouble if ponies ever find this place. They're living chatterboxes."
  • Spindle: "(Deadpan) I'm getting the feeling that you two aren't into ponies very much, are ya?"
  • Young Sludge: "A better question would be, how can we NOT be?! With me, I just think ponies are girly!"
  • Spindle: "No surprise you would be a macho meathead about it."
  • Young Denter: "Well, my reasons are more complexed.... Ish..... I simply believe that the ponies are not what they believe and deluded themselves to be. I find their claims of purity questionable and their devotion to their weird friendship religen iffy and yet there can still be ponies that're no better then the greediest of griffins or the most violent of dragons. I seen and heard of ponies that would double-cross eachother for petty things and act entitled to the world just because they have at least one god left since the Choas Wars."
  • Spindle: "(Legit interest).... I see. So, your reasons for being down on ponies are because, you just saw the wrong representations?"
  • Young Denter: "Like there's suppose to be a perfect example of it?"
  • Spindle: "Ahem. We'll discuss it later. Right now, you two need to meet with Quetzal."
  • Young Denter: "Well good. I aim to give this Queztal a piece of my mind. Like Tartarus she'll keep me down here."
  • (Leader Tulpa): "His actual meeting with Queen Quetzal is still one that makes me giggle."
  • Young Denter and Sludge had shocked reactions to the towering Queen Quetzal, a Quetzalcoatlus with flowing mana-mist hair that has the sight of space in it.
  • Spindle: "..... You'll, have to mind them, your highness. This is their first time meeting you."
  • Queen Quetzal: "It's no trouble my dear. Now, what was it you were saying about not keeping you here?"
  • Young Denter: "(Utter gibberish due to being shocked)....."
  • Young Sludge: "(Same as gibberish)....."
  • Queen Queztal: "..... (Sighs), Sometimes it's not easy being the ruler of Saurusia because of nearly dying, falling into the Mana Oceanic and getting reborned as an avatar of magic."
  • Spindle: "Again, mind them, they're pretty much are just a duo of dumb boys from the surface world. I would've them sent away, but-"
  • Queen Queztal: "They had intentions of showing our realm's existence?"
  • Spindle: "Yeah, and pretty much just to be glory hogs and have something to glout at to ponies."
  • Queen Queztal: "Tsk. Indeed that is a reckless ambition. They would risk exposure to the Magic Realm Guardian's greatest gift to the Alicorn Gods to allow magic's greater enfluence here, for mere bragging rights?"
  • Young Denter & Sludge: "(Points to eachother) HIS IDEA, NO MINE?! (Angerly to eachother) OH YOU ASSHOLE?! (The two started to beat eachother up as Spindle and Queztal stared on)......"
  • Queen Queztal: "..... I trust you intend to bare the respondsability of monitoring these two?"
  • Spindle: "Yeah, figures you would make me their keeper. Granted, they are sort've magnetized to me because of being attracted to me, so, not like I would get to be away from these two. But again, Quetzal, I tried to make them leave, but you know how male dragons are."
  • Queen Queztal: "Aren't all men this haphazardly hapless with themselves? (The two softly chuckled)..... But in all seriousness though, the Sulfurlands is the place best suited for dragons of this realm, it is the closest place for them to thrive like in the surface's Dragon Lands. Besides, it's obvious Saurusia is just as unready for them as they for it."
  • Spindle: "Heck, even I'm barely ready for these two."
  • Queen Queztal: ".... If helps assure you, my dear, I do like to believe that fate has brought these two here for a reason. The fates always seem to have a plan for everyone, and destiny can be shaped in ways many can't expect.... Besides.... (Quietly) Between you and me, the one called Denter, does seem to have a charm to him."
  • Queen Queztal left.
  • Spindle thought about it.....
  • (Leader Tulpa): "So Spindle took Denter and Sludge back home and into this cave.... Then she got Denter alone to further talk to him about his views."
  • Young Denter: "Okay, I'll humor you. Why do you want to talk to me about ponies? I doubt you were raised by them."
  • Spindle: "Well, not nessersarly ponies themselves, but..... Are you familier with Tulpas?"
  • Young Denter: "..... Is that a name of some kind of flower?"
  • Spindle: I'll take that as a no. They're essentially spirits of friendship.
  • Young Denter: (Scoffs) Spirits of friendship? What kind of title is that?
  • Spindle: The kind where you die in any way for or with a friend. Ponies have a great philosophy in friendship since their head goddess was a goddess of friendship. She helped ponies with identities built by powerful friendships reinca- (Young Denter scoffed holding in his laughter)... Are you being serious right now?
  • Young Denter: SEE THIS IS WHY PONIES ARE SO MOCKABLE!!! THEIR ENTIRE FOCUS IS ON SOMETHING THAT BELONGS IN CHILDREN'S SHOWS!!! WHO THE LIVING F*** COULD TAKE THEM SERIOUSLY?!?
  • Spindle: The philosophy is more mature than the titles suggest.
  • Young Denter: Prove it!
  • Spindle: ".... Consider this. If the belief was so poorly conchived and childish as you think, then they wouldn't've been able to beat back the Windegos."
  • Young Denter: ".... Okay, fair's fair on that. But if they do take that belief as seriously as you think, then, why are there ponies that look like they behaive more like how other races would behiave? Looking after their own interests and just as liable at being rogues?"
  • Spindle: "I never said ponies were perfect. I am not aiming to say that. I am saying that you shouldn't be blinded by bad examples."
  • Young Denter: "Well, if those kind of ponies are a minority, THEY'RE PRETTY DAMN LOUD?! Ya would think a race with self-proclaimed purity would have a non-existent corrupt population."
  • Spindle: "That's because that purity can be tainted. It was never said their purity was incorruptable. Even those with the purity of angels can be tempted to darkness."
  • Young Denter: "..... You mean, those kind of ponies I speak about, they are just, self-corrupting themselves?.... How, did they came to be like that?"
  • Spindle: "Even pure creatures are not imperivious to tragity, hatred ot temptations. They may have the Alicorns' purity, but it doesn't make them less mortal. Sometimes, even the Alicorns themselves can fall into such weakness."
  • Young Denter: "..... Well, I, never looked at it like that. I guess I was just so confused by the existence of undesireable ponies that, I just assumed what they say about friendship and purity to be, self-rightious brohaha, like, they had some kind of superiority complex."
  • Spindle: "I understand why you thought that. Dragons are famous for being easily angered."
  • Young Denter: "..... Okay, be honest with me Spindle. You clearly look different from the standerd female dragon in this world. You're, actselly an otherworldly migrant, are you?"
  • Spindle: "Okay, you got me. The Tulpas say that I'm a Dragon Realmian Dragon, from a distent world beyond the stars in a different universe. But, I am born here cause of my biological parents having coming here.... But they were lost to the Fear Wars and I ended up being raised by the Tulpas down here."
  • Young Denter: ".... Woo boy, that is, QUITE the bombshell. Well, I'll be honest Spindle, you have gotten me interested to try and understand ponies better. And don't worry, I'll, try not to be so easily amused by their cutsy nature. I'll take it as seriously to the best of my ability. I do promise to try at the least."
  • Spindle: Oh?
  • Young Denter: Yeah. In fact, I don't care about why I came here to begin with. If I promise never to tell anybody about this place, can we spend some surface time?
  • Spindle: I don't know. Quetzal's laws are pretty absolute.
  • Young Denter: I don't know, you look like the rebel type.
  • Spindle: Laws are laws. Disobeying Quetzal's laws is treason. And I can assure you, treason is one of the most punishable crimes here. You could be put to death.
  • Young Denter: Hey, it's not like anybody would believe us if we said anything without proof. Just saying, these laws aren't exactly fair. And that Queztal looked like the understanding type.
  • Spindle: "Not so much Queztal as more like the royal court is the issue. In cause of Queztal typically being too, "Passive" for law and ordering, she has to be paired up with some of the strictest nobles of the land. Even her squire Taxom is a complete stickler about that."
  • Young Denter: "Taxom? Tch, I haven't met him yet and already that's a name that sounds like he's a guy you'll love to hate!"
  • Spindle: "Ugh, understatement, thy name is that sentence! It's bad enough that Queztal is too zen to realise that Taxom is the epitome of entitled brat, but he turned Queztal's law, the thing only meant to protect Mana Oceanic from unenlighten abuse from the surface world, WAY more absolutist then it wasn't meant to be!"
  • Young Denter: "Kinda figured as much. Cause when I see that Queztal, I don't see the strict type. Figures anything she does got hijacked by elitist jerks that're mistranslating her true intentions."
  • Spindle: "So, seeing the surface is, out of the question."
  • Young Denter: "..... Look at it like this, Spindle.... Aren't you remotely curious about seeing the things the Tulpas have told you about? I mean, their own words are one thing since they saw it, but, wouldn't you like to see it for yourself? Don't you just, get tired of imagining what it's like being up there and not go there? I mean, again, Queztal is obviously a pretty chill person, and her law got screwed around by chumps anyway, and besides how would they know anyway?"
  • Spindle: "..... I, don't know."
  • Young Denter: "I'll sweeten the deal. I went through alot of migrations in my time, and often we always pass this one pony place just abit under the pony capital of Canterlot. I think it's called, uhhh.... Ponyvilla or something. I'll take ya to see that place at a reasonable distence if you just agree to hang loose. And again, no one has to talk about this place, and again, who's gonna be stupid enough to actselly believe something as out there as an underground land of dinosaurs, I mean, I saw it for myself and I still can't believe the f*** out of this place...."
  • Spindle: ".... First off, you could stand to ease up on the cussing, and second.... Only for as long as you are SERIOUS about keeping quiet. It's not that I don't trust that the surface would be skeptic of the idea of Saurusia like you said, but, I just wanna be cautious. Just because the surface land has a healthy sense of no suspension of disbelief, or at least a safe balance of it, doesn't mean there aren't true believers."
  • Young Denter: "Look, I promise. I won't even talk about this place to even the most skeptic disblieving sourpuss in all of the lands, much less someone crazy enough to buy whatever thing I would say. Besides, we'll barely interact with anything, just do some flying, rest on some places, see that pony place at that distence, then come back. Also, how rated G are these Tulpas that you've been raised to self-censor?"
  • Spindle: "Again, they're often spirits of ponies. They typically try to avoid having potty mouths, even as adults.... Personally may vary, admitingly."
  • Young Denter: Well sad truth is that dragons don't believe in vulgarity. Comes with the inherience of being an aggressive race.
  • Spindle: "Kinda figured as much."
  • Young Denter: Just think about it.
  • (Spike): "Be honest with me here, it's gonna eventually lead to that she agrees to seeing the surface, right?"
  • (Denter): Would you have even been raised by ponies if we hadn't?
  • (Spike):... Good point.
  • Young Denter: See? Not a pleasant sight.
  • Spindle:... Not in your eyes. But me? I see ponies prospering. They're the oldest race in the world. Since the beginning, they prospered. After so many catastrophes, they're still standing. And why be like every other backward race when you're the vanguard race of them all? They're like this because the rest of the world isn't pleasant. A top race doesn't deserve such poverty. That's how they succeed. They live hard and good. That's what the Alicorns wanted. Prophecy even says that the head goddess would return to one of her greatest reincarnations and bless her power to her. Such a close candidate hadn't been seen since Clover the Clever or Gusty the Great. Roughly thousands of years ago.
  • Young Denter: What makes friendship so important to them, anyway?
  • Spindle:... (Chuckles) You really don't know anything, do you? Magic here is tied to emotions. The strongly you feel, the more powerful your magic. Friendship is supposed to be an extension of emotion. So they even learned how to weaponize it. They thus created the Elements of Harmony. From a tree planted of pure emotion and strengths. I mean, from what I heard, it was reincarnated after it was destroyed during the Fear Wars. But so many things have debunked that claim. The Tree of Harmony has a consciousness of it's own. So long as friendship stood strong, so would it. But that's pretty much everything the Tulpas had said to me. These ponies master their world, in their own way. It may sound childish, but deep down it's more mature than you think.
  • Young Denter: "... It is a curious thought. In one hand, it's kinda ironic to have weaponised harmony, don't ya think? In the other, it does explain on how so many terrorable forces like Tirek and Nightmare Moon have blantently lost to them. Maybe I am just being an outsider looking in and not getting the context. Then again, maybe all this animosity is because of them, inhereditly being better off."
  • Spindle: "Admitingly, yes. I do understand that alot of the other races' issues with ponies is that, they rarely seem to have seriously suffered like they had. It also doesn't help that interactions are rare, and when they do occur, it's not always a well-founded exspearience."
  • Young Denter: "Yeah.... Obviously. And I bet the Fear Wars haven't really helped matters. A big chunk of races have a mostly-negative reputation with ponies while some others are just simply absint to the point of obscurity. I wouldn't be surprised if ponies freaked out at the sight of a zebra of all creatures."
  • (Spike): "That did happened a good awhile back when me and Twilight first met Zecora."
  • (Denter): Exactly the point I made!
  • Spindle: "Well, yes.... Ponies have begun to live a more, sheltered life since the Fear Wars. But, I would like to believe that, all it would take is just, this one capable pony to challenge this flawwed world and fix it. Maybe even that prophecy I mentioned."
  • Young Denter: "Well, only time can tell... If it's any consolation, though I am still, cautious about being around ponies, I am, enlighten enough to not automaticly assume they're all just prissy equines."
  • Spindle: "Well, I'm glad that at least I opened the path for you to consider things in their perspective."
  • Young Denter: ".... Well, we should probuly get back before we were noticed absint, and/or before Sludge does something REALLY stupid. I mean, I can't tell you how many times that fat dragon has gotten himself to jams without me around!"
  • (Denter): So we continued sneaking out on a regular basis. And in time, we fell in love.
  • (Spike): Aww.
  • (Denter): Yes. It certainly helped that she had magic breath. She could cast a spell with a single puff of breath. That's a rare thing for a dragons to do.
  • (Spike):... That explains my magic fire I used to send messages to people.
  • (Denter): Yeah, that saved us time delivering that message to Taxon. Your mother could do that and more.
  • (Spike): Given she's of Dragon Realm heritage like Spyro, I can believe that.
  • (Denter): "Anyway, things were perfect..... However, then came that day when we were about to be wedded as mates for life, where Taxom arrived like a scared child and bore bad news."
  • Young Taxom: "(SQUEEALS LIKE A BITCH)!? SPINDLE?! SPIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINDLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLE?! (The Group all stared with concern) IT'S A HORRENDUS TRAVISTY?! A DISHASTOR?!"
  • Spindle: "Ugh, did another spider got in the bathroom again?"
  • Young Taxom: "WORSE?! Do you all know of Queztal's adopted basturd child?!"
  • Young Sludge: "Ugh, ya mean that freaky Clastite kid with the six-eyes?"
  • Young Taxom: "WHO ELSE BUT, YOU FAT OAF?! HE DID SOMETHING HORRORABLE?!"
  • Spindle: "Tax, calm down, we all know Clastite is only acting out because of endling syndrone, it isn't easy for him to be the last Obsidian."
  • Young Taxom: "WELL I DOUBT IT EXCUSES WHAT HE DID?! HE, HE...... HE TURNED QUEZTAL TO OBSIDIAN STONE AND CAUSED HER CASTLE TO SINK INTO THE GROUND INTO A GIANT PIT?!"
  • The Residence of the Mining Community gasped!
  • Young Denter: "WHAT DROVE THE CRAZY MUTANT TO DO THAT?!"
  • Young Taxom: "CLEARLY IT WAS THE END RESULT OF THAT ARGUEMENT HE HAD WITH HER ABOUT THE LAST OBSIDIAN DRAGON THING A WEEK PRIOR?! THAT MONSTER SNAPPED AND TOOKED OUR QUEEN FROM US?! (STARTS CRYING), WHAT ARE WE GOING DO?! WHAT'RE WE GON-"
  • Young Denter smacked him down!
  • Young Denter: "MAN UP, YOU HATCHLING?!..... (Sighs)...... Listen to me, all of you..... Queztal, would not've wanted us to live in fear of what Clastite had done to her. She would want us to not let him put us into a state of fear and to fight back."
  • Dragon 1: "YOUR TALKING ABOUT A DRAGON BIGGER THEN EVEN ONE OF THE BIGGER DINOS HERE?! WHAT WOULD WE HAVE AGAINST THAT?!"
  • Young Denter: "Duh, have you people forgot who I am marrying here?! Spindle is a dragon who can breath magic! Next to Queztal, she's perhaps the next greatest magic user of this place!"
  • Spindle: "(Gets determined)..... He's right. Queztal has raised and nurtured my talents when she first heard of me when I started to be known in Saurusia. In case anything were to happen to her, she would want me to keep Saurusia safe from all threats. And much as I pity Clastite's blight, I will not forget the sin he has commited today. I promise that me, or any kin from me and Denter, would one day bring Clastite to justice for what he has done. But even we can't do this alone. Will you join us to prevent Clastite from threatening both Saurusia, and all of the world?"
  • The Dragons and Dinos cheered for this as they backed it!
  • (Spike): "ALL RIGHT MOM?!"
  • (Denter): But it was not to last. Sooth foretold that even though Clastite was powerful, one son would obtain the power to do it. But word was leaked to him about it. He came and took over most of Saurusia, looking for us. He turned many of the people into his slaves. But we were prepared. We spread our clutch of eggs away from his reach. But Spindle insisted that one of the eggs be sent to pony fostering. Being raised by a common dragon wasn't guaranteed to make a savior. So while I handled the rest of the eggs, she left with your egg. We don't know how she got it to Equestria safely, but she pulled it off.... But, it's not to say her bravery was without a costly sacrivice.... (A silhouetted giant dragon with six eyes landed in front of her)
  • Spindle: YOU!
  • ???: WHERE IS THE EGG?!?
  • Spindle: You're too late! I've hidden it in Equestria. Even if you can find it, you'll only alert the Panans to you. Even you are no match for their power! They killed off your kind to begin with, and they can do it one last time. You have lost!
  • ???:... You contemptuous insolent fool! You just made the biggest mistake of your life! Do acknowledge that this sin will not go unpunished!
  • Spindle: (She breathed a powerful blast of magic at him as he overpowered it with his own breath, which instantaneously turned her into obsidian) NOOOO!!!! NOOOO- (She was frozen)
  • ???:... You think your egg is safe?... I WILL find it if it takes me an eternity! And when I do, you will have a front-row seat to the baby's execution!

Flashback ends....

  • Spike and the other kids were hit hard by that, even Curls was sulking sadly at it.... Spike began to shed tears....
  • Straight: ".... (Places Shoulder on Spike).... Trust me bro. It got to us too the first time we heard it."
  • Zipper: "(Sniffles), Got to us too, man."
  • Dumps cried as Zigzag comferted him.
  • Curls just continued to sulk....
  • Denter: "..... I'm, sorry to had to learn of it like this...."
  • Spike: "..... It's okay.... I'm the one who wanted to know..... But now, I wish Twilight was here! (Grabs Denter and hugged him) Cause, if not even mom could beat the Black Emperor, then.... How am I gonna do it!"
  • Denter: "(Sighs and embraced him).... That's what we'll aim to find out, Spike. (The other siblings but the still Sulking Curls hugged him, as the Tulpas joined in as well... Even a remorseful Sludge joined in, as did the bat dogs.)..."
  • Tuskco was seen over-seeing this alongside with a figure.....
  • Tuskco: "..... I'm starting to think we're too early to bring the kid here, Sooth."
  • ???: "I know, but given the crisis, we couldn't afford to wait."
  • Tuskco: "Well yeah, but.... I think we need to give the kid a chance to cope...."
  • ???: ".... Very well. I'll wait for him to be eased of his pain. Afterwords, bring him right to my hut, Tuskco."
  • Tuskco: "Yes ma'am."
  • The two left.

Heroes' Location

  • The group awoke from unconjustusness as they found themselve in a clumsly made cage that had the bars littleraly wide enough for even Po to get out of as they saw two silluetted figures, an Oviraptor and a Protoceratops stood next to eachother, as if in a conversation.
  • ???: "-So, as I was saying about Velocius, (Pulls out a crude drawing of Velocius being swooned by the Oviraptor's exaggerated strongness) I drew this for her.... Do you think she'll like it? Hang on the fridge material? Do you ship us, Hermann?"
  • ??? 2: "Dude, what?"
  • ???: "Hold it Hermann! Our fallers from the surface world have awaken!"
  • Music was heard!
  • ??? 2: "Really? And you got a BONE to pick with them?"
  • ???: "GRR, NO TIME FOR PUNS?!"
  • ??? 2: "Come on, that was a real RIB-TICKLER, EH?!"
  • ???: "UGH!? ENOUGH?!"
  • ??? 2: "Alright, here we go again."
  • Twilight: "Are they gonna-"
  • Rest of Mane 7: "They are."
"To The Bone" (Lyrics)

"To The Bone" (Lyrics)

Roman and Hermann's Song

  • Twilight: "(Stared at the two as confused as the others)...... I don't get it."
  • Icky: "I'm getting the feeling these two are harmless idiot outcasts of the Collectors not being taken seriously."
  • Roman Times: "HARMLESS?! Good sir, I ensure you, I, THE GREAT ROMAN TIMES, AM FAR FROM HARMLESS?! Me and my adopted brother Hermann are by far the best the collectors will soon see!"
  • Buzzord: "Do all collectors have their own musical numbers, cause that Prime fellow already did his."
  • Roman Times: "Now keep note, surface dwellers, you are now under the watchful eyes, of the mighty Roman Times and his brotherly steed, Hermann-"
  • Roman Times saw that the group were leaving his cruddy cage on them cause it was litterally wide enough for them to leave......
  • Pinkie's voice: "Thanks for the song though."
  • Roman Times: "..... Naterolly, looks like we're going to play the capturing game then. SO BE IT! Nothing a future Scale Collector can't handle."
  • Hermann: ".... Bro, I told ya those bars were too wide. Even the fat guys had no problem leaving them."
  • Roman Times: "CONFOUND IT HERMANN, I WAS TRYING TO BE COOL?!"
  • Hermann: "Also, I don't think those guys took us very seriously."
  • Roman Times: "WHAT?! Ohhh.... (Determined) Well so be it."
  • The Group were seen walking down the area, then suddenly stopped when noticing something.
  • Roman Times folded his arms proudly....
  • Roman Times: "Looks like you'll have to surrender to me, Surface Dwellers. Espeically since you won't be able to pass my TRAP?!"
  • Drumatic music played as a single solatary futuristic beartrap was seen.......
  • Awkword silence.......
  • Twilight: "..... Wow..... Really?"
  • Baloo: "(Tsking). Ohhh boy."
  • Rainbow Dash: "(Laughs amused), Seriously dude?"
  • Tulio rolled his eyes at this and grabbed a stick to trigger the trap with.
  • Roman Times stared disappointed as the group went on.....
  • Hermann: "Those guys sure know how to get out of a STICKY situation! (Laughs while a rimshot played)."
  • Roman Times: "BE QUIET, HERMANN?! (To the leaving group) I WILL NOT BE OUTSMARTED, SURFACE DWELLERS?! I'LL GET YOU NEXT TIME?! (Sworingly) Next time."
  • A cat like creature was heard meowing like Dr. Claw's cat, then was suddenly grabbed and cuddled by Futtershy who flew off with it!
  • The Group were seen still moving on, until Roman Times halted them!
  • Roman Times: "GO NO FURTHER, SURFACE DWELLERS?! SURRENDER NOW, OR I WILL SHOW YOU MY..... (COMBATIVE POSE) SPECIAL ATTACK?!"
  • The group stares unimpressed......
  • Roman Times: ".... Not surrendering huh? (Imposingly) Then you asked for it."

A sudden second later.

  • Roman Times has a bomb with obvious wires on it.
  • Roman Times: "There is a bomb strapped to my chest, surface dwellers. Surrender now and I will disarmed it. But if you do not surrender, (The Group were still unimpressed, some of them even amused by his wild antics while others looked abit annoyed, espeically with Gaster) I'll be forced to detonate the device. Killing us bo-"
  • Smoldier cuts the green wire with her claws, which was obviously the wire that activates the bomb, rendering it disarmed......
  • Smolder: ".... Tch, pretty easy to figure out for something from an uber advanced underground race."
  • Roman Times: "...... You edgy bitch. THAT WAS A REAL BOMB, YOU MANIACS?! Nevertheless, you solved my puzzle. Proceed."
  • The group left.
  • Roman Times: "I'll get you next time, Surface Dwellers. There is NO WAY MY NEW PLAN CAN FAIL?!"

Later...

  • The group found themseves before litterally a box held by a stick tied to a string obviously being a trap for a plate of spegeti and meatballs....
  • Po: "..... Seriously?"
  • Mr. Krabs: "..... Alright, now he's just being silly."
  • Nemo: "This is indeed not the most productive start of a mission."
  • Barktrot: "My paience has worn thin with this."
  • Roman Times: "(From a bush clearly within sight) Eat it! (Ducks back in)..... (Right back out) EAT THE SPAGHETTI?!"
  • Tigress: "..... Okay, this is getting rediculious now. (Goes to the bush and pulls Roman Times out) Bemusing as your shenanigans are, we have more impourent matters then your tomfoolery!"
  • Hermann: "Welp bro, these guys proved too smart for ya."
  • Icky: "Ya know what, ya two obvious love-letters to Undertale's famous Skeleton Duo, how's about this? We don't exactly have guides in this crazy prehistoric underworld, so, how's about you harmless rejects of the Collectors lead us to Taxon's kingdom so we can get to where Spike is from here on out, dealio?"
  • Gaster: "We're seriously dragging these idiots along?"
  • Applejack: "Well better than them slowing us down for their comedy routines."
  • Roman Times: ".... Well of course. After all, I am the collector that caught you. Ergo, you are under my watch!"
  • Rainbow Dash: "(Rolls eyes) Whatever flouts your boat, dude."
  • Tigress let's go as the group proceed to walk with Roman Times and Hermann.
  • Shenzi: But we are watching you. So if you try doing anything cross, I suggest you watch your back, cuz we'll be chewing on it.
  • Roman Times: "(Legit intimidated) Oh, uh, good to, know."
  • Hermann: "Well Ro, ya got their undevided attention now."
  • Roman Times: "(Stil intimidated) Now, there's just the matter of who's incharged of the situation."
  • The group left with the duo following. Unknown to the group, they were watched by Velocius and her troupe.
  • Velocius: "(Sighs annoyed), Leave it to idiots like those useless boarder patrolers to louse everything up."
  • Profoundus: "Fair's fair, Roman and Hermann were some of the more, flunking Collectors."
  • Dick Slick: "Oh great, the Font Dumbasses have dragged themselves into OUR mission."
  • Chatter: "I don't get everyone's issue, I think Roman and Hermann are chill guys if you give them a chance."
  • Dick Slick: "Yeah, if you can stand a pasta loving egg-eater and a pun factory of a lazy no horn topsian."
  • Velocius: ".... Still, we keep moving forword. Those two idiots getting dragged into it, changes, nothing."
  • Also unknown to both groups, they were being watched by an Archaeopteryx, which flew off like a bird.

Forest Patch

  • The group were seen walking across a large jurassic forest.
  • Roman: "..... Uh, listen, Surface Dwellers, I am, beginning to expect that, perhaps we got up on the wrong foot here."
  • Icky: "Dude, we already get that you dinos down here are enslaved to the big scary dragon guy, we don't believe in shooting the messenger just cause we hated the message."
  • Roman: "Then what about what the canine said?"
  • Shenzi: We're actually feliforms.
  • Roman: Well excuse me for knowing jack-squat about mammals since they were a minority 100 million years ago.
  • Starlight: "Don't worry, that was mostly a test to see if you would turn out to be a threat in the end. Which given your reaction, all but confirms that you're not a serious issue for us."
  • Shenzi: "Don't mean I won't do it though just in case."
  • Roman: "Well, I mean, it wasn't anything personal trying to catch you, it's just-"
  • Pinkie: "No need to explain, your song basicly gave out your character arc that you guys are basicly the losers of the collectors that look like threats but really aren't."
  • Roman: "......"
  • Entropy: "..... Do mind that, it's Pinkie Pie being, Pinkie Pie."
  • Roman: "Quite. Anyway, should we ever get a chance to camp, I was hoping to offer you all a nice piping hot spaghetti meal?"
  • Gallus: "Maybe worry about leading us to the right direction first, then we'll talk about food, beak-face. So where are we?"
  • Roman: "Quite, quite, now see, if my infallable sense of direction were to be correct, judging by the trees, I say, we have just entered the Jurassic Forests. Going through here is said to be the fastest route torwords Taxon's kingdom."
  • Icky: "Well why are you collector dopes having a hard time to even get close to the place?"
  • Roman: "Oh, that's easy. It's because the forests are bandit country."
  • Awkword silence....
  • Rarity: "..... That would've been nice to have been informed of earlier."
  • Roman: "Ah worry not, Surface Dwellers. You are with a trained collector. I have the hearing of a Christail Fox, the Reflexes of a Saber-Cat, and the sight of a Bat-Hawk!"
  • Banzai: BITE ME!
  • Roman: It's true. (Turns to see spears in front of his face) BAH?! (Stops himself)......"
  • Hermann: "...... Hey, give him credit, he avoided an easy impalement there."
  • The Group now see they are surrounded by Jurassic Dino Bandits.
  • Allosaurus: "Catch of the day!"
  • Kentrosaurus: "Tch, too easy."
  • Rhamphorhynchus: "Not often we get to score surface dwellers AND two collectors on the same day!"
  • Megalosaurus: "Don't get too excited, clearly the two collectors are jokes."
  • Same Archaeopteryx: "I told you guys I saw them, I did!"
  • Cryolophosaurus: "Well congradulations, you get a slightly bigger cut of the bounty, now focus woman?!"
  • Ceratosaurus: "I smell food! (Patrick hides his Krabby Patties)."
  • Ornitholestes: "(Crazily sharpens claws) Sharp sharp sharp, we like it SHARP!"
  • Dimorphodon: "(Checking Abacus) Give me a moment to figure out how much the surface dwellers are worth in the pet trade."
  • Epidexipteryx: "(SQUACKS EXCITEDLY)!"
  • Brachytrachelopan: "(Patrick Warburton voice) I think we should charge extra for the equine that has a horn and wings. Oh, and the Changelings are AWESOME for prositution cash."
  • Stegosaurus: "SETTLE DOWN, GANG?! We need to show them to Dill first! Her word goes before anything! She's the bosswoman of the Jurrassic Gang!"
  • Gaster: "Pfff! You dumbasses! We're practicly an army! Even if some of you are big, you're no serious match for us."
  • Kentosaurus: "Oh yeah, wise guy?"
  • The Allosaurus whistled as armies of Compies showed up from nowhere armed with spears and blow darts while yelling like RvB acolytes!
  • Brachyrachelopan: "Ya see guys, I told ya these compy tribes were a great investment."
  • Gallus: "..... SERIOUSLY, GASTER?!"
  • Gaster: "HEY, I DIDN'T KNOW THEY HAD A PRIVATE ARMY OF LITTLE LIZARDS!!"
  • Nemo: "This is indeed not a productive start of a mission."
  • Stegosaurus: "Ahem! Alright, here's the deal! We're taking you all STRAIGHT into our camp to see the Bosswoman herself, and you all are gonna behave yourselves, GOT IT?! ESCPICUALLY YOU COLLECTOR SCUM?! Times are tough in the forest and we need to be bandits to survive ever since the Black Emperor screwed everything up and took Queen Queztal from Saurusia, which was ALSO THE DEATH OF THE ECONOMY AND THE TRADING BUSINESS OUR SIDE OF THE LAND NEEDED TO THRIVE?! So don't take what you're going through too personally, okay? It's JUST business."
  • Buzzord: "Is that energy in those spears I see? Ohhh, this tecknowagey gets better and better?!"
  • Euri: "Honey, I'm dazzled by the tec too, but I try not to forget the percaluious situations assusiated with it!"
  • Stegosaurus: "......"
  • Barktrot: "Mind the vulture inventor, he's a science nut. As you were."
  • Stegosaurus: "Wait, the bird's a scientist?"
  • Kentrosaurus: "AH-HA?! BIG SCORE!? Science guys are rare when the Collectors began to scrounge alot of them up ever since Shock Quartz was captured on his rise to science stardom. They're worth DOUBLE AS MUCH LOOT TO LANDS STRAVING FOR THE GOOD SCIENCEY STUFF?!"
  • Pinkie: "Well just keep in mind that Buzzord is a bit accident-prone so he has Euri to help him out and-"
  • Allosaurus: "Good enough for us! We'll sell them as a package deal to a high bidder!"
  • Kentrosaurus: "Any more science guys on you?"
  • Stegosaurus: "FOCUS GANG?! We'll figure it out when we get to the camp! Now come on!"
  • Compy #1: GT, EVERYCOMPY, GT!!
  • They tied the heroes up as the bandits dragged them and the collector duo off.
  • Velocius and her trope see this from afar....
  • Velocius: "..... Well fantastic. The blasted bandits of the forests have complicated things."
  • Chatter: "Vel, maybe we should help them."
  • Velocius: "It won't ease them into our cause. If anything, the minute they're free, they'll escape again."
  • Chatter: "Well, they don't have to agree with us, but.... It be a nice thing to do. Plus those Compys look like the Acolytics. Compy marauders that'll do anything for food or wealth. I should know."
  • Profoundus: "Also consider that the bandits' interfearence could disrupt the mission to seek out Young Master Spike. And that we would need to prevent two collectors being turned into ransom bait... Even if it's not exactly the useful members."
  • Dick Slick: "I'm leaning more torwords Pro's reasoning, honestly, Chatter's is just too, grossfully cutsy."
  • Velocius thinks about it.....

Bandit Camp

  • The Bandits arrived with the heroes as they are brought before a large tent, as coming forth was a beautiful and slender Dilophosaurus who's wiles wowed Roman Times.
  • Rarity: ".... Admitingly, for a saurian, she is a looker."
  • Stegosaurus: "Gooding evenin', Bosswoman Dill. We caught some Scalers and Surfacers. Some of them are even scientists."
  • Bosswoman Dill: "Hmmm, perfect. We'll ransom the collectors and sell the rest of them to the Marketplace of Mesozodica. Just the matter of figuring out who to sell and who to keep for our own useage. Alice, (The Allosaurus) Set them up to single file, Kent, (The Kentrosaurus) Ready the Price Tags, Rham, (The Rhamphorhynchus) Turn on our anti-escape/entry sheilds in case these guys are tagged, Megan, (The Megalosaurus) Sort out the cages and bring only what we would need, Archina, (The Archaeopteryx) Keep watch of any sign that they were tagged, Cryor, (The Cryolophosaurus) Activate the stationary Probes to keep the Bounty still, Cer, (The Ceratosaurus) Keep a nose up for new scents, Orny, (The Ornitholestes) You're on turret duty, Dime, (The Dimorphodon), Keep me posted on the price range of the bounty, Epi, (The Epidexipteryx) Your on Alarm Duty, Brach, (The Brachytrachelopan) On my signel, you take the sellable and the unsellable to their approbeate places, and Stegton. (The Stego)...... You're on Killswitch Duty."
  • Spongebob: "(Gulps)."
  • The Bandits went off to do exactly their jobs.
  • Alice The Allosaurus: "Okay Surfacers, line it up, line it up."
  • The Heroes were placed in a perfect single file as a force sheild was turned on and it covered the camp.
  • Then came stationary probes that kept the heroes in perfect motionless stances.
  • Stegton: "..... The bounty's ready to be counted, Mi'lady."
  • Bosswoman Dill: "Perfect. Now, to count the rewards."
  • Twilight: "WAIT! (Bosswoman Dill was curious by that)..... Hear us out before you turn us into your prize."
  • Alice: "HEY, QUIET YOU!!" (She slaps her)
  • Bosswoman Dill: "Take it easy, Alice..... The pretty equine amuses me. (Gets up to Sparkle)...... Okay kid, amuse me more."
  • Twilight: "..... Are you by chance familier with a dragon named Denter?"
  • Bosswoman Dill: "(Gets curious)..... His name does reach here. He used to have a wife that was earnest the only real challnage B.E. ever had. Now she's obsidianized and Denter's barely even worth bathsalts to that beast. So why do you care about him?"
  • Twilight: "Well.... He found his son..... The Baby dragon destined to defeat the Black Emperor. (The Bandits were surprised by that, even Dill) I raised his son as an assistant. I named him Spike, and he's done some good back home.... So, if Spike was allowed to, he can be able to defeat the Black Emperor, so Quetzal would be brought back, and you wouldn't need to do this anymore....."
  • Bosswoman Dill: "..... BANDITS, tent meeting!"
  • The Bandits all proceeded to enter the tent to have a private meeting.
  • Rainbow Dash:... WAY TO LEAVE US ALONE, MEATBAGS!!!
  • ???: Oh, I'm still here! (A Nomingia came in)
  • Kowalski: Wait, isn't that a Nomingia? Aren't you supposed to be from the Late Cretaceous?
  • Nomingia: Yeah, but I gotta raging crush on Dill and will do anything for her loyalty and heart. Name's Wil.
  • Gaster:... Well great. Being watched by a kissass!
  • Lucky Jack: How embarrassing.

Tent

  • Bosswoman Dill: "...... We should let them go."
  • Kent: "WHAT?! BUT, THEY HAVE SCIENCE PEOPLE?!"
  • Stegton: "All due respect mi'lady, but these blokes are worth a fortune. You don't know that equine, she could be making it up!"
  • Brach: "Yeah it feels too convinent that they know who Denter is and about that cockamemy prophecy about how a kid is suppose to beat the Black Emperor."
  • Alice: "Not to mention that we might not have this good bounty ever again if we let them go. How often do we snag both Surfacers AND two Collectors at once?!"
  • Bosswoman Dill: "That Equine was not lying. I saw her face, she looked like a mother that lost her baby. That is the face of sorrow and desperation. Even talented liars can't fake that kind of face."
  • Megan: "But are we sure if it's even the same Denter?!"
  • Bosswoman Dill: "(Sarcasticly) Oh yeah, because Denter is SUCH a common name in these troubled lands!"
  • Brach: "..... We're not strangers to sarcasm, Bosswoman."
  • Stegton: "Well, then there's now the matter of HOW she knows Denter and why they're with albeit likely the most useless collectors of the Black Emperor's Imperial Scalers? I advise we interrogate them on this before we get hesty, ya know, make sure it's not our investment pulling tricky moves on us?"
  • Alice: "Yeah Dill, be practical here!"
  • Bosswoman Dill: ".... Okay, fine. I'll ask them some questions first and place them under our lie detector systems. And if they're speaking the truth, we let them go. If they fib, then it's back to business, only now we'll get the quieter drones involved."
  • Stegton: "A reasonable enough compromise, Mi'lady. But I'm confident the bounty's trying to pull a fast one here."
  • Bosswoman Dill: "The detector will be the judge of that. (They came out as she saw Wil) OH GODDAMN IT!!"
  • Wil: PRISONERS ACCOUNTED FOR, BOSSWOMAN!!!
  • Bosswoman Dill: WIL, FOR THE HUNDREDTH TIME, JURASSIC DINOS ONLY!!!
  • Wil: BUT I KEPT AN EYE ON EM!!! KISS ME!!
  • Bosswoman Dill: NOT ON YOUR LIFE!!!
  • Squidward: Somebody kill me!

Later...

  • The Bandits brought the heroes before a tent with lie detectors inside.
  • Bosswoman Dill: "..... Here's how we're gonna do it. We're gonna put one of you into the Lie Detector machine and see if what yer saying is the truth or not. If you spoke true, then you'll leave with no further insodent. If you were just trying to scam us out of a good bounty, it's back to business, only quieter drones will keep your yaps shut, AND NOT SOME SYCOPHANTIC FANTAIL!!! Now, is there any of you that consider yourselves the most honest of you?"
  • Pinkie: "OH, OH, PICK APPLEJACK, SHE'S THE ELEMENT OF HONESTY?!"
  • Applejack: "(Deadpan) Oh sure, pick the low-hanging apples why don't ya?"
  • Pinkie: You defended us when we first came to Kratos, so why not?
  • Applejack: Just because I'm the Element of Honesty doesn't mean you need me as a truth-tellin' agent. Nobody is gonna believe me just because you say I'm the Element of Honesty.
  • Bosswoman Dill: Well tough luck, you were volenteered, no take backs. We just want answers. So come on, Element of Honesty, be honest!
  • Applejack: "(As she got strapped into the machine).... (Sighs), May as well get it over with. I can say with certainty that Twilight was 100 percent true."
  • The Lie Detector Test responded positively to that....
  • Kent: "Duh, IT TESTED POSITIVE?!"
  • Alice: "Oh s***, we just tried to make money off of allies of Denter."
  • Applejack: "Tecnecally we only met him fer a few moments before he and Sludge had to ran off with Spike when the Collectors showed up with Prime. (That was proven positive as well)."
  • Alice: "Well yeah, but clearly you all know his kid! And that kid, is connected to Denter! And that's still bad news for us!"
  • Brach: "... Well great! If we go and try to resume selling these guys off, and we get spotted by the resistence's hidden spies in the market, AND THEN IT'S ANOTHER ASS-WHOOPING FROM TUSKCO?! I'm still reeling from his tuskceptime on my butthole that one time?! (Felt butt pain) OWWWWWW?!"
  • Stegton: "TMI, Brach..."
  • Kent: "Awww, piss! Guess that means we're letting them go now."
  • The Probes were let go as Applejack was freed from the Lie Detector.
  • Bosswoman Dill: "I want to apologiese for giving you a bad exspearience in this place, Lavender."
  • Twilight: "Call me Twilight Sparkle, and, given that the Collectors caused a lot of trouble on the surface, it was kinda to be expected Saurusia would, not be in that good a place."
  • Bosswoman Dill: "I want to make up for this. I request that I personally and a willing partner would join you on your quest. I am this land's most compident fighter.... Also, it's obvious you'll need me since your "guides" are basicly lesser then Collector grunts."
  • Hermann: "Yowsa. Ya don't look like the Spitter Dilopho, but that was venomous."
  • Shrek: "Join the club, we got jackets."
  • Icky: "Also, your name's on the discription, so why not?"
  • Bosswoman Dill: "Now, give a chance to pick my partner and-"
  • Wil: "OH, OH, ME?! MEMEMEMEMEMEMEMEMEMEMEMEMEMEME?!"
  • Bosswoman Dill: "(Tries her hardest ignor Wil) Uh, I'll pick-"
  • Stegton: "OH FOR RAPTOR LORD'S SAKE?! Mi'lady, with all due respect, ya may as well take Wil, he'll end up staying around the camp being miserbale in your absince anyway! Besides, I would prefer to watch the camp in your absince. And the rest of the gang might be too demoralised about passing up a great bounty like them anyway."
  • Bosswoman Dill: "(As Wil was hyped up).... (Begrudgent Moan).... Just remember Wil, your STILL not a member, but, you are welcome to team up with me for THIS ONLY?!"
  • Wil: "YES?! SCORE?! HIGH SCORE?!"
  • Starlight: "..... I think he REALLY likes you."
  • Bosswoman Dill: "(Deadpan) Don't remind me."
  • Roman: ".... Odd, that strangely reminds me of my interactions with Velocius."
  • Hermann: "Heh, guess you're not the only one with quite an effect on ladies, bro. Heheheheheheh."
  • Roman: "Oh REAL mature, Hermann."
  • The group went on, as this was secretly watched by Velocius' trope again....
  • Profoundus: ".... Am I, seeing this right? Did they, passifived the Jurassic Gang?"
  • Dick Slick: "Do not adjust your glasses doc, cause that's EXACTLY what happened?!"
  • Chatter: "Ohh dear. Roman and Hermann were two things, but Dill, the leader of the Jurassic Gang? That gal, don't mess around."
  • Velocius stared on actselly being impressed.....
  • Velocius: "... Well met, Twilight Tinkle-"
  • Trio: "SPARKLE!"
  • Velocius: "Sparkle."
  • Profoundus: "Well, you got the first name right, at least."
  • Velocius: ".... We'll have to be extra cautious now. Roman and Hermann are too stupid to even be a threat to themselves, but Dill? I consider her a worthy oppendent. Especially since this one time she humiliated me so severely in ransoming me back to the Black Emperor and Prime! I was lucky the Emperor saw the humilation as a chance to humble me about being recklessly ambitious with Dill ever again and made Prime spend a pretty coin to rescue me."
  • Dick Slick: "Oh, I remember that time.... I admit to being attracted to their Archaeopteryx scout, cause ohh MAN, what a fox!"
  • Chatter: "Oh, you mean the nice Archina lady with with the pretty feathers? I saw her making sly winks at you like a tease, she was into you!"
  • Profoundus: "Do try to remember that these are bandits, everyone..... (Blushes abit) Though I won't deny that, their Cryolophosaurus did poscess a beautifully stragitic mind."
  • Dick Slick: "Wait, that Cryo was female?"
  • Profoundus: "Well her crests were too small to be a male. Also, she may be a Cryolophosaurus, but she thinks like a Troodon. I was amazed on how graceful she was in using the Major's weight against him, like, a delicate but thorny rose peddle."
  • Velocius: "AHEM! May I devert your attention from your misguided bandit attraction?"
  • Chatter: "Do we have to? I was just gonna bring up on how I thought the Compy Leader's son always looked like SUCH a cutie! He's my dream boo!"
  • Velocius: "Please, focus! Dill's presence would complicate things. We'll have to improvise..... We're going to need to divide their group."
  • Dick Slick: "But there's very little type of dino that scares Dill. She's not even scared of the Major. He has the scars to prove it too!"
  • Velocius: "Not even she will be brave against...... Him."
  • The trio, even Major Badass, got frightened by what she is talking about.
  • Profoundus: ".... Commodore, I implore you, please reconsider?! I can't believe you want to drag that mad beast INTO THIS?! Even Prime is weary of that creature?! That beast was driven to madness by the Black Emperor and reverted to a primal state, that dino is a monster, he's-"
  • Velocius: "A risk worth taking if it eases the difficulty of the mission. Now, to it's holding place in the Badlands up next."

Badlands

  • Some Geysers went off as the group ventured forth.
  • Icky: "... Huh, suddenly I'm reminded of the Mysterious Beyond from home."
  • Gallus: "Okay, this place is geographically confusing me, when did we go from a jungle, to a forest, to basicly Old Faithful Valley? What is with this place?"
  • Icky: This is Ark Survival Evolved ARK habitat illogical. How can these climates exist?
  • Dill: That would be the magic crystals on the cave ceiling. But since magic seems to be disappearing, I fear it won't last long.
  • Icky: That makes more sense.
  • Roman: "But for the latter question, worry not. The Badlands is basicly a stroll in the park.... Provided you avoid the hot steam that can cook you like a roasted bird in minutes."
  • Smolder: "(Sarcastic) Great advice, thanks."
  • Roman: "You're welcome!"
  • Dill leaped up ahead onto a platform, landed on it, and pulled out a spyglass to look ahead....
  • Dill: "(Looks about for abit and saw that the next border to a very distent city was seen)..... (Leaps off the platform again, and lands up a sumersult back to the group)...... Mesozodica is a great walking distence off. It'll be night soon before we're even half-way there. We need to camp and rest for the night."
  • Wil: "(Dazed in love) You are so aerodyamnic."
  • Twilight: "Ahem.... That is a good point, Dill. If only we can find a safe place to camp."
  • Dill: "No problem. I know a hot spring in Oasis Valley my gang go to rest when passing through this place. It's not to far, just pass the giant insect canyon and across the river of fish monsters. Just keep in mind that the canyons have heavy traces of oxygen, so expect bigs bigger then the half of you present. And the fish monsters, well, they're giant fish, what more is there to say?"
  • Icky: "So, it's not just dinosaurs down there, we're also including other prehistoric eras here?"
  • Dill: "With exception to the ages where mammals took over from us, yes. Though I heard rumors they bare their own territory, but it's difficult to say. Even Queztal can only guess where they are, but they are real if Tuskco's any indication. Now come with me."
  • The group went on.

Caged Cave Location

  • Velocius and the trope arrived, cautiously....
  • Profoundus: "..... Velocius, please reconsider, we have to put alot of Deinos into resurrection tanks after the hassle it took to even place that mad albino in there!"
  • Dick Slick: "And that's not even talking having to stomich pump the basturd of the really unlucky ones for the same process! YEESH?!"
  • Velocius: "That's why we are here. If this beast is a burden to even us, imagine what he can do to those misfits. Now, I do expect Sparkle and others to avoid being made an easy snack, but the aim isn't for the beast to kill them... It's to divide them. That way, we'll be able to keep track of a group without Dill."
  • Chatter: "But what about the group WITH Dill?"
  • Velocius: "Worry not. They'll mostly focus on trying to reunite with them and will just as much stick to the same path. This is to put Dill far enough away from Sparkle to make the mission less, complicated."
  • Profoundus: ".... Then, I guess we can't stop you. So, we'll go ahead and, (The trio ran a reasonable distence from Velocius and Major Badass) TAKE PRECAUTIONS!"
  • Velocius: "..... (Sighs). Can't say I'll hold it against them for that, Major. The Emperor, (Looks cautiously at the cage)..... Did quite a great deal of damage to this, monstrosity. (Approuches an aged control panel and uses a card to slide it and entered a code)."
  • Computer Voice: "Containment Protocal Offline. Please take considerable distence away from occupent."
  • Major Badass quickly grabbed Velocius and made a run for it as the bars lowered down, as once they got out of the way, glowing red eyes appeared as a growl was heard.....
  • Chatter:... (From the distence with the others).... This is still a very bad idea!

Canyon

  • The Heroes entered a canyon ruled by giant dragonflies, scorpians and centapedes.
  • Dill: "Just be careful here. These insects are not like the tamed ones I seen from Mesozodica. They are not so used to strangers, so keep cautious distence."
  • Rainbow Dash: "(Bemused chuckle), Tell that to Fluttershy. (Points to Fluttershy hugging some of the giant bugs and them actselly enjoying it)...."
  • Dill was actselly confused by that.....
  • Rarity: ".... She has quiet a connection with animals. Even with arthropods."
  • Dill: "Well, keep weary of other dangers in this canyon."
  • Patrick: "Like what? (A Giant Flytrap chomped onto Patrick)..... Hey, it's night already! Wow, time flies here!"
  • Twilight: "(Sighs), Really wish Mistmane was here with us."
  • Barktrot: "Don't worry. You're with a Peryton. An equil exbert in nature. I'll reason with the plant."
  • Spiracle: "Careful though. It might not be so used to Perytons, so it may not reckitnese alot of your plant talk."
  • Barktrot: "It's just the matter of learning it's languise and getting a conversation going."
  • Koningin: "Good luck doing so without being msitaken for prey first, Barktrot. I suspect these plants are too primitive to reckitnese the Perytons."
  • Barktrot: "Just be ensured that I know what I am-"
  • Wil: Um, Dill?
  • Dill: Ugh, make it quick, Wil!
  • Wil: Look! (They saw an unstable thunderstorm cloud)
  • Rainbow Dash:... Oh please. It's just a storm. We can deal with them. What makes them so dangerous here?
  • Kowalski: Rainbow Dash, don't you know anything about chemistry?... You know what, forget I asked that, I already know the answer. If there's more oxygen in the air, that makes the air much more volatile. Just like lighting a fire next to pure oxygen. If at high concentrations, oxygen is flammable. A single lightning strike can- (A lightning bolt struck nearby and ignited massive fires) GOOD GOLLY WOLLY!!! ASSENTUALLY THAT!?
  • Sparx: Wow, must've sucked to live in the Carboniferous period.
  • Sandy: "ALL THE MORE REASON TO HI-TAIL IT OUT OF THIS CANYON?! (Pulls Patrick out of the Flytrap!) RUN?!"
  • The Group made a run for it as do the freaked out giantic antthropods!
  • Yakhalla: "Everyone, I believe it would be in our best interest to escape this canyon before we all end up knowing what the inside of a dragon's incinerary organ feels like!"
  • Sandbar: "KINDA THE GENERAL IDEA, DUDE!"
  • Fluttershy: (She came across a gargantuan griffinfly and jumped atop it, pacifing and taming it) Ssssh, it's okay. I'm a friend... GET ON IF YOU WANT TO LIVE!!
  • Icky: Really? Terminator?
  • Iago: THAT was "Come with me if you want to live"! Stupid! (A burst of fire appeared behind them) AOWCH!!! (The heroes skittered onto the griffinfly and they took off, fly in out of the burning area)
  • Twilight: Good thinking down there, Fluttershy.
  • Fluttershy: "Thanks Twilight."
  • Dill: "Well, your fauna magnetisum has served us well."
  • Fluttershy: Well it's what I do.
  • Twilight: Now we can get to Mesozoica faster!
  • Sparx: Bitchin'! Let's fly!
  • Twilight: WE'RE COMING, SPIIKKE!!! (Some of the Saurusians laughed) THAT'S NOT WHAT I MEANT AND YOU KNOW IT!! (They buzzed off as they crossed a certain river)
  • Roman: 'Oh poo, so no camp then. I was really looking forword to spegeti making."
  • Pinkie: "And the best part, we can DIFFENTLY skip the scary river monster river because-"
  • A Leedsichthys breached up about to chomp onto the group!
  • Tuilo: "HOOOOOOO-LY FISH?!"
  • Things blacked out as the Leedsichthys pretty much got them!

Inside the Leedsichthys.

  • The group found themselves into a Monstro-Sytile inside body area.....
  • Rarity: "...... DID WE JUST GOT EATEN BY A GIANT FISH?!"
  • Fluttershy was comfirting the Griffinfly.
  • Rainbow Dash: "I think that's a NO DUH?!"
  • ???: "You blokes too, huh?"
  • The group were surprised to see a female weasel looking abit like a gender-bender Buck the Weasel Expie with abit of an Equestrian-esed look as she was see spinning around a spear with a tooth as the spear head.
  • Roman: ".... It can't be."
  • Hermann: "But it is."
  • Dill: "..... I thought you were only a legend."
  • Lord Shen: "I, can't help to think we're missing some context here."
  • Stacy: ".... Oh silly me, where are my mannors. I'm Stacy. Short or Stacaneedsia Angelica San Monowana Peea The 3rd. Long, for STA!"
  • Icky: ".... Alchourse, ya can't have an underground Dinosaur Adventure without the Buck Expie, alchourse! What's the producers' obsession with that guy?"
  • Stacy: "Sorry ya had an improper meeting with me, but, I'm kinda on a waiting period for that Plesiosaur Princess to try and find me and make the bloody lunkhead that ate us, spit us out, or, me in my case, but I think she can fit you blokes as well."
  • Fluttershy: "Do you know where she is?"
  • Stacy: "Well, at most, likely at the underwater kingdom still getting help. Though it doesn't help this bloodly overgrown trout can't be bothered to HOLD THE F*** STILL FOR MY FRIEND TO FIND YOU?! But don't worry, Princess Sunshine Funzy is very good at tracking creatures down. Then again, I have been here awhile now cause the big fishie won't stay still. What crazy luck you people got dragged in with me? (Laughs slightly crazily)"
  • Gallus: "..... (Quietly) This bitch is crazy!"
  • Stacy: "Now, would you all like to see my camp? Cause yer gonna be here for awhile."
  • Roman: "Well, I'm afraid that, we barely have a choice in the matter."
  • Icky: Well, you genderswap Buck, what's your story and who's your Rudy?
  • Iago: Really?
  • Icky: "Hey give a break, I'm just call it out like I see it, I can see Buck's entire recycled backstory into this chick!"
  • Stacy: You mean Greg? Oh, I'll get to him later. We just need to get out of the Leeds fish.
  • Kowalski: And I thought Leedsicthys was a filter-feeder.
  • Gallus: "Oh, and what does that make the fish monster that JUST ate us, SOME KIND OF MENTAL RETARD THAT DIDN'T GET THE MEMO?!"
  • Nemo: "Well, sometimes filter-feeders can defelupt abnormalities during times of desperation. I suspect this creature would be content to passively enjoy micro plankton in the waters, but given these waters are magic-based, I believe the fritz may had also effected the watery ecosystem as well."
  • Pinkie: "Wow, making not working properly has really put everything in this world out of wack."
  • Twilight: We can just exit the fish ourselves.
  • Fluttershy: Um, I don't think we can. We're probably hundreds of feet underwater, and since magic is gone, we can't become seaponies.
  • Twilight:... Oh, yeah, that's right.
  • Gallus: Aren't you the breath-holding champion or something?
  • Fluttershy: That's no match for underwater pressure. It'll crush you pretty badly.
  • Stacy: Well looks like you blokes are stuck with me. Now, my camp is THAT'A'WAY!
  • The Group followed Stacy to see a self-made contrusted tent on top of a wrecked ship.
  • Stacy: "Yeah, that beauty was my ship.... Been down here for..... Somtime after June. About round the time I was hearing rumors that magic might be a teensy out of wack."
  • Silverstream: "Goodness, how did you survive for that long?"
  • Stacy: "It really paid off to have a fully stocked fridge."
  • Gallus: "Wait, so this "Friend" of yours has been trying to rescue you since June?"
  • Stacy: "Oh don't worry your bob uncles folks, I actselly called her recently on her Shellphone after I FINALLY got some good reception on this whale of a mackeral!"
  • Shore: "Oh, that's a relief.... In, a sense."
  • Stacy: "Now then, while I'm preparing you folks some Dunkulous soup and seaweed salad for the herbavores, what's new from the outsdie?"
  • Rarity: "It's a, rather long story."
  • Stacy: "(Brought out a Dunkulous and seaweed) I'm game."

An explanation later.

  • As the soup was finished and the seaweed salad was done.
  • Stacy: "Yikes, so the Great Big Six-Eyed Wanker finally desided to cause the surface world trouble eh? Even if it wasn't for magic being out of wack, it was only a matter of time that mutant of a dragon and his kiss-ups started something up in the surface. Also, Spike was Denter's lost kid who's gonna restore everything to normal?"
  • Icky: "Yeah Spike got dragged into the whole "Choosen One" Spiel allright."
  • Stacy: "Well then..... Poor kid's gonna be for the fight of his life. And no offence to you ponies, but, I kinda don't see where Spindle's coming from sending the choosen child to beat B.E. to a socity not really known for their fights. I mean, what is he to do, make him a pretty dress or a throw pellow?"
  • Starlight: "Try not to get the wrong idea, Miss Stacy. Yes Equestria is generally, well-better off then most other nations, but, we have seen our share of conflicts."
  • Rainbow Dash: "In fact, you would be amazed how often bad guys had threatened Equestria on a daily basis! Kinda why we have the Elements of Harmony and/or Rainbow Power to fight them off."
  • Stacy: "Well, given that we're even here to disguss it, I get the feeling that cause of Magic working as well as an outragiously old car, you weren't able to just Rainbow the Collectors to obivian?"
  • Rarity: "Alas, you guessed correctly. This magic drought has effected the tree too, sadly. Luckly, it also had an effect on Everfree cause otherwise Ponyville would've turned into a complete forest..... Again."
  • Dill: Well, looks like The Black Emperor is going to have a field day now that it's chaos up there.
  • Stacy: No joking. And aren't you Bosslord Dill?
  • Dill: No, it's Queen Quetzal, what do you think? Also, it's Boss-WOMAN Dill!
  • Stacy: Lady, don't give me that malarkey! I'm already miffed after being swallowed.
  • Fluttershy:... Let me try something.... (She clangs several fish bells getting the Leedsicthys' attention, indicated by a low moan rumble)
  • Stacy: What's the cute pony doing?
  • Twilight: I think she's trying to communicate with the fish.
  • Stacy: ".... Wow, it would usually take a week at least for people to start talking to fish. For me, it took a month before I even started it."
  • Gallus: "(Sarcastic) Really assuring, lady."
  • Fluttershy: I talk to fish all the time. Just because this guy's prehistoric and big, it doesn't mean I don't know how to talk to it. (She continued ringing the bells, telling it to escort them to an underwater palace)... It's name is Lara and it's agreed to bring us to Princess Sunshine.
  • Stacy: WHOA WAIT, IT'S A CHICK?!?... Okay, granted, I wouldn't say it's easy to guess a fish's gender when you're inside it's mouth. (Fluttershy chuckled)
  • Twilight: Heh. I guess getting to Denter's place will be easier than I thought.

Underwater Palace

  • Twilight: WHAT DO YOU MEAN NO VISITORS?!
  • Eonatator Guard: Well with the Black Emperor being more active, we can't take any chances here.
  • Pinkie: Well give em credit for being cautious.
  • Icky: "Oh that's fine, we understand- LOOK OUT A MEGALODON?!"
  • The Eonatator Guards freaked out and swam away!
  • Rainbow Dash: ".... Wow. And I thought equestria's guards sucked."
  • ???: "Oh gosh, Stacy, your okay!"
  • A Plesiosaur Princess showed up!
  • Stacy: "Oh thanks for finally showing up too late, Funzy."
  • Sunshine Funzy: "Sorry, mom is too busy trying to create a tunnel to escape into the surface ocean away from the Black Emperor and I had to wait for her to be avaluable. Don't be mad at me Stacy."
  • Stacy: "Ahhhh no worries love, it got taken care of. Now, fancy another worldwind adventure?"
  • Sunshine Funzy: "An adventure? Would I ever?! It might be the last one ever in Saurusia with the plans to leave to the surface oceans and all!"
  • Icky: "Yeesh lady, is B.E. really this bad that your people are planning an oceanic escape?"
  • Sunshine Funzy: "That's an understatement. The Black Emperor's been a real poop-head ever since he took over Saurusia. So we're moving to bluer pastures."
  • Icky: "Well it so happens that a friend of ours, Spike, is meant to bring the Black Emperor down and we're here to join him on that."
  • Sunshine Funzy: "EEE?! EVEN BETTER?! LET'S GO?! (Boards into the Leedsichthys) TO ADVENTURE?!"
  • Shore: "Awww, we didn't even got to see the city here."
  • Lord Shen: "There's always a better time for everything."
  • The group got in the Leedsichthys as it swam off again....

Mesozoica

  • A bussling city of various dinos were seen all across the area was seen as the market place was alive with shoppers where venders offered all sorts of things.
  • A Gallmimus in a patched and ripped up overcoat was seen strolling along while a Microraptor was on his shoulder like a pet.
  • Gallmimus: "Well Mikey, another day another dollar. (Saw that he was watched over by a Pachycephalosaurus leading a gang of familier carnotaurs from the Spike Parents flashback.).... Yeesh, looks like Tri's boys are breathing down my neck again.... (Sighs), Ol' Mimo just CAN'T catch a break here. Come on, Mike. Just don't pay them mind and keep going."
  • Mimo continued on.....
  • Meanwhile, the Leedsichthys arrived on the bay of the city and barfed the group out as the freed Griffinfly waved Fluttershy good bye and left as did the Leedsichthys.
  • Buzzord was at utter awe of the city's tecknowagey....
  • Buzzord: "..... Pinch me, I must be dreaming. (Mr. Krabs did that) YOWWWWWW?! I WASN'T SERIOUS ON THAT?!"
  • Roman: "Now, do not be fooled by the city's beauty. I admit that the Black Emperor's influence on the city is, well, unsuited. I hear talk that a ceratopsian named "Mr. Tri" has a criminal underworld grip on the city. With chaos everywhere, crime had no reason to not grow. I would wager that guests like Surfacers would be, very interesting to him."
  • Dill: "And to him, if we're discovered to be a threat to him, Tri will do anything to earn the Black Emperor's favor.... And by extention, be granted a sweet cash prize."
  • Rarity: "So essentually, this place is like, a bigger verson of Klugetown."
  • Dill: We don't hear much about that old Abyssinian settlement, but I suppose.
  • Nemo: "Then let us be weary of this city and tread cautiously. Hopefully, with these residence far too busy, we should be able to walk through unnoticed."
  • The group entered the city and were in awe by the busling life the city had, from Saurapods walking the roads like transport service to the aforementioned market place, where it was even noticed that some dinos were lining up to a Changeling Club with a neon sign of a winking female changeling in a pink heart.
  • Ocellus: "..... Oh. My....."
  • Gaster: "Pharynx would NOT be crazy for that."
  • The group moved on, as Buzzord noticed a discarded broken T.V.
  • Buzzord went and picked it up to examine it....
  • Buzzord: "Hmm.... Intriging. (Finds a lost propeller and several pieces of discarded circutry) Ohhh, I could work with this. (Discovers a dislouged screen) Oh baby, this is jackpotville! Hatty, activate toolbox mode!"
  • Hatty hovered up and fabricated a table into existence, as some chilling dino kids saw that and were flabbergasted!
  • Hatty then brought out a toolbox and placed it down, as Buzzord opened it and a wild and cartoony assortment of tools popped up!
  • This got the attention of coffee-drinking dinos as they spit-taked in surprise!
  • Buzzord began to masterfully dismantle the busted TV screen and rebuildt it into becoming an albeit crudely made TV Probe that began to clumsly hover up.....
  • Buzzord: "Ah-ha! Success! My early prototype of, whatever I just invented, is so far a success! Now, what to do with it afterwords? Wait, I distinctly remember Sparkle wanting to introduse a hallpass system, so- EUREKA?! I KNOW?! Hall Monitors! This is a prototype for hall monitors! I can't wait to show Sparkle and the others- (Just discovered that crowds of dinos in awe had saw him make the prototype).... Whoops! Forgot this was in public!"
  • Dino Kid: "..... (Dubbed as Incredibles Kid) THAT WAS TOTALLY WICKED?!"
  • Dino 1: "A SCIENCETIST?! ALL THE WAY OUT HERE?!"
  • Dino 2: "AND NOT YET DRAGGED OFF TO THE LAND OF THE SCALE COLLECTORS?!"
  • Pterasaur 1: "QUICK?! ASK HIM TO DO YOU FAVORS BEFORE THEY DISCOVER HIM?!"
  • The Excited Dinos mobbed and began to excitedly ask for favors with Buzzord!
  • Buzzord: "Oh my goodness- Whoa whoa WHOA?! One at a time people?!"
  • The Heroes realised too late that Buzzord was gone and saw him getting mobbed by excited dinos!
  • Euri: ".... Oh darn it, Buzzord, you always get yourself into messes."
  • Phoebe: "Yowza. You were NOT kidding on how much these people are straving about some sciencey stuff."
  • Dill: "Now you get on why my gang wanted to sell you people for a good penny."
  • Buzzord got himself free from the crowd and awkwordly plopped right next to the hero group!
  • Dino 3: "LOOK?! SURFACERS?!"
  • Dino 4: "Think any of them are scientists too?!"
  • Old Lady Dino: "LET'S CROWD THEM AND FIND OUT?!"
  • The excited mob surrounded the heroes!
  • Twilight: Well at least it wasn't Pinkie this time.
  • Roman: "STAND BACK?! THESE PEOPLE ARE WITH THE MIGHTY SCALE COLLECTOR, ROMAN TIMES?!"
  • Dino 5: "..... NEVER HEARD OF YOU, SO WE'RE GONNA ASSUME YOU'RE LYING AND NOT TAKE YOU SEROUSLY?!"
  • Mob: "YEAH?!"
  • Roman sighed sadly as Hermann comforted him.
  • Squidward: "WOULD YOU PEOPLE PLEASE, YOUR MAKING ME CLAUSTROPHOBIC?!"
  • Patrick: "I DOUBT SANTA CLAUS IS INSIDE A DINOSAUR UNDERGROUND, SQUIDWARD?!"
  • Squidward: FOR NEPTUNE'S SAKE, GIVE THIS BRAINLESS MORON A DICTIONARY!!!!
  • Mimo and Mikey had saw the formed mob and got curious.....
  • A raptor with bad teeth: "COULD YA DO SOMETHNG ABOUT MY DENTAL PLAN?!"
  • Fat Ankylosaur: "Can you fix my weight probelm?"
  • Crippled Utahraptor: "CAN YOU PLEASE HELP ME WALK AGAIN?!"
  • Suchomimus: "CAN YOU LIKE, FIX MY PHONE?!"
  • The Mob excitedly continued on!
  • Mimo pulled out a megaphone.
  • Mimo: "(With Megaphone) Attention Marketplace goers, Hot Triassic is now having a sale on T-Shirts and accesseries! Don't miss it!"
  • The Mob fell for it as they ran off to a different direction!
  • Mimo couldn't resisted to break into laughter and fell down as the Heroes looke to see him.
  • Mimo: "(LAUGHS!) OH MAN, MIKEY, IT'S TOO EASY SOMETIMES?!'
  • Mikey squeak-laughed as well!
  • Rarity: "..... (Quietly) Pardon me for sounding suspicious, but, is it too early to assume that he's assentually the Saurusian Capper?"
  • Rainbow Dash: "(Quietly) In a place that's like a bigger Klugetown? No contest!"
  • Rarity: Not making the same mistake with him, that's for sure. That means you, too, Pinkie!
  • Mimo eventually calmed down and up.
  • Mimo: "Oh, oh, ohhhh man. That was fun. (Approuches the group) Ya know, I don't need to be street-smart and savy to know I'm in the presence of surfacers. We don't get alot of that down here."
  • Applejack: "Look, we appresiate the much ablidged help, but we already went through a situation like this before, so be honest, did you only helped us because your in debt to this "Mr. Tri" feller Roman mentioned?"
  • Mimo: "Tch, whaaaaaaat? No no no, ya got it all wrong, I'm just a local guy falling into hard times. I was borned into a former rich family that once lived in Easy Street Silver Spoon Ave. It's right there, by the way. (Points to the Direction Signs pointing to a place LITTERALLY called Easy Street, Silver Spoont Ave.) You all are welcome to stay in my former mansion, it's.... (Sadly) Kinda the only place I have at the moment."
  • Fluttershy: "Oh you poor thing."
  • Icky: "Easy with the sympathy, Flutters. This guy is another Capper first meeting waiting to happen. You don't want to get Twilight in another Seaquestrian incident, do you?"
  • Twilight: "Hey, I'm not doing THAT again! Look, thank you for the offer, but-"
  • Mimo: "Your welcome! I'm all about helping folks!"
  • Dill: "Mimo, cut the crud and be honest!"
  • Mimo: "Okay okay.... (Music was heard playing) Skeptic, huh?"
  • Icky: "Awwww crap, he's gonna sing."
  • Gilda: It's Equestria, hon. Why do you think singing is banned in Griffinstone?
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  • The group found themselves at Mimo's Mansion ruins.
  • Rarity: "..... Goodness, you really had seen better days if this is your mansion."
  • Nemo: "Well, this has been, an exspearience."
  • The group entered the mansion.....
  • Starlight: ".... Yikes, this place needs a renovation, badly."
  • Mimo: "So, go ahead and make yourselves home while I, go order pizza. Who's for half-Meat Lovers and half-Hawaiian- (Was about to go but Tigress intersected him) AYE?!"
  • Tigress: "Listen, we're not idiots, we know you only brought us here to try and pay off a debt."
  • Rarity: Indeed! We already made a similar mistake with another Abyssinian, and that foolish mistake is a ferocious reminder of being a seed for a bad PR incident! And I HATE that kind of reminder!
  • Fluttershy: Plus we're not all carnivorous.
  • Mimo: "WELL I'M NOT A CARNIVORE!! I'm a Gallimimus! Yeesh, can ya believe it Mikey? It's amazing on how people can be so suspicious."
  • Rainbow Dash: "Dude, even if what Rarity said didn't happen, we can LITTERALLY see the writing on the wall! (Points to a drawing board that reads "Remember, Pay off Mr. Tri or you'll get sold as a slave to the Black Emperor")...."
  • Pinkie: "Though credit where it's due, you did opted against re-using Capper's song. Glad that Scroopfan is improving against being cliché."
  • Icky: "Give or take."
  • Mimo: "..... (Sighs guilty)..... Okay, fine, I may, had tried to loan some money from him and made a bad bet on this one in a million shot at the Casinosaurus Casino. I made the mistake on betting on the least likely trilobite that was expected to win once.... Then it choked at the last minute due to an APPEARENT fear of checkers patterns! Granted, the name of Checker-Phobia made sense now that I'm thinking about it."
  • Icky: PFFFFFFFT, SERIOUSLY?! (Laughs)
  • Fluttershy: "Oh that poor little creature."
  • Mimo: "Poor little creature? Poor me! I should've betted on the reigning champian Always A Winner!"
  • Icky:... PFFFAAHAHAHAHAHA, OH MY GOD, MAN, HOW DUMB ARE YOU?! AND HOW DUMBLY CONVENIENT ARE THOSE NAMES?! (Laughs hysterically) I'M GOING TO PEE MYSELF!!! THIS PLACE REALLY DID COME TO SUCK SINCE BLACK EMPEROR!! (Laughs)
  • Lord Shen: "Well, unfortunate as your bad life choices are, I'm afraid far darker forces then a scorned mafia boss are at work! We are working on reuniting with a friend named Spike who has been propicised to defeat the Black Emperor."
  • Mimo: "Wait, you mean, the rumors of Denter's lost kid? You guys know about it?"
  • Rainbow Dash: "Heck yeah! Twilight raised the kiddo as an assistant who only got one heroic win in saving the Crystal Empire because the villain tyrant took Twilight out of the picture. (Twilight sternly looked at her)... Ahem, amongst a few minor ones including that Roc and that Equestria Games rescue. How's about we skip the Mr. Tri crud and you help us out get to the Sulfur Lands."
  • Mimo: "..... Mikey?"
  • Mikey squeaked in agreement, as he got suddenly cuddled by Fluttershy!
  • Mimo: "..... Oh why not? Not like I can ever pay that loan off anyway. It's an ASTRONOMICAL amount of meat!"
  • Savio: Meat is your currency?
  • Mimo: FOOD is our currency. Our real money has all been stolen by the Black Emperor.
  • Bubbha:... I like this place already. (Everyone looked sternly at him)... Yeesh, can't take a joke, can ya?
  • Twilight: "It's no trouble. Now come on, let's get right to- (Opens the door to be met with the Pachy and the Carnos that were spying on Mimo before)..... Oh boy. I, take it these guys work for Mr. Tri?"
  • Mimo: "(Scared) Yes."
  • Pachy: "..... Welcome, home, Mimo. You may remember me, Tri's best enforcer, Slammerhead. Don't be such a stranger, ol' buddy. It's been so long since we met."
  • Music was heard.
  • Icky: "WHAT THE HELL, ANOTHER MUSICAL NUMBER?!"
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  • The group found themselves trapped in a laser cage with Mimo.....
  • Nemo: ".... I stressed once again, this is not, an ideal situation."

A Triceratops-Shaped Rock Formation

  • Slammerhead and the Carnos arrived to it as they brought the heroes inside as ceratopsian enforcers stood in wait, watching the captured group get grabbed inside and into a gold encrusted room with jewels as far as the eye can seen piled up across the room like a dragon's hoard.
  • Slammerhead: ".... Ohhh boss, we found him."
  • Loud Stomps were heard, as a Triceratops covered in golden accesseries and jewels as his horns were smelted into gold and his frills covered in absolute gold....
  • Mr. Tri: ".... (Italian Accent) Ahh, There'a you'a are'a, Mimo you'a son'of'a'bitch'a! (Another Music Cue was heard)."
  • Icky: "REALLY?! ARE WE SERIOUS NOW?! ANOTHER SONG AND DANCE ROUTINE?!"
  • Gilda: EQUESTRIA, ICKY!
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Moana - Shiny (Italian) Subs and Trans - Oceania - Lo Splendente Tamatoa (ITA) HD

  • Pinkie: "..... Yeesh, and I thought Geoatoa had a song that needs translation subtiles."
  • Icky: HOW MANY F*****S ARE OBSESSED WITH SHININESS, AND SINGING THAT STUPID SONG?! (Gilda was about to say something) I know, I know, the guy has a gold motiv going, it was unavoidable. And yes, I know, it's Equestria.
  • Mimo: "Please, please, Mr. Tri, I'll work on getting that debt paid man, just give me time!"
  • Mr. Tri: "You'a had'a your'a chance'a, and she'a failed'a!
  • Mimo: "Please, please, I'll do anything to pay off the debt! I'll, I'll- (Mikey wispers into Mimo's earhole)...... I'll, ask the Vulture to make you a machine to convert water into gold!"
  • Mr. Tri: "..... Sei serio? Una macchina d'oro? Trasformare l'acqua in oro?"
  • Mimo: "Think about it! You'll finally live your dream to bathe in litteral showers of gold! Even DRINK gold!"
  • Kowalski: Um, gold can be a potentially poisonous-
  • Mimo: (Through teeth) Would you please play along, you miniature Kairuku?!
  • Mr. Tri: ".... (Laughs), MAMA MIA?! LIDQUID GOLD?! MY'A DREAM'A! You got'a deal'a, Mimo! I want you'a to'a get'a that Avvoltoio right into'a work'a on my aqua-to-GOLD machine! Bring'a them'a into'a the lab'a!"

Golden Lab

  • The entire hero group and Mimo were shoved into the lab!
  • Slammerhead: "AND STAY IN THERE UNTIL THAT GOLD MACHINE IS READY?! (Slams door!)"
  • Rarity: ".... Now, Mimo, I understand your afraid of that brute, but did you seriously had to promise him a GOLD MACHINE THAT CONVERTS WATER INTO SUCH?!"
  • Mimo: "I'm sorry, okay?! Have you heard what he does to in-debt coprolites?!"
  • Starlight: "He, turns you into a slave for the Black Emperor?"
  • Mimo: "ON A GOOD MOOD MAYBE?! In a bad one, HE SHOVES YOU INTO HOT MELTED GOLD AND SMELT YOU INTO A GOLDEN STATUE?!"
  • Fluttershy: "GOODNESS!!"
  • Rarity: "That vile fiend!"
  • Buzzord: "Also, even for my talents, I CAN'T GET A GOLD CONVERTING MACHINE DOWN EVEN IF MY LIFE DEPENDED ON IT?! Espeically not want to turn freaking water into such! Gold Transmutantion is not possable, because too many spefific elements are needed to make gold possable, and water lacks A GOOD CHUNK OF THEM?!"
  • Mimo: "What do you mean, isn't gold just particularly shiny rocks?!"
  • Kolwalski: "As a matter of fact-"
  • Skipper: "EASE UP ON THE NERD-OUT, KOLWALSKI?!"
  • Buzzord: "You'll just have to trust me that it's more complicated then you think! Besides, I tried a simular device to turn SAND into gold, and it failed! And no, it's not JUST because my inventions faulter at the first go, it's because that, well, after many tries, it just doesn't work! The machine only succeeded to turn sand into tiny diamonds?!"
  • Mimo: "..... You mean you considered a sand to diamond convertor a failure cause it was suppose to do that with gold?"
  • Buzzord: "Well yes. That Sandswimmer Dragon seemed interested to have it though, but I don't get why."
  • Mimo: "THAT'S BECAUSE DIAMONDS ARE JUST AS VALUABLE AS GOLD, YOU DINGUS?!"
  • Buzzord: "Well yes, but Klugetown was having a GOLD shortage, not a diamond shortage!"
  • Dr. Cockaroach: "ALLRIGHT ENOUGH!? We'll need to improvise. We'll need to devise a plan to make a big distraction so we can escape."
  • Sandy: "Hmm..... Mr. Tri expects a Gold Machine that turns water into it, right?"
  • Buzzord: "Yes, and as a man of science, I deemed that impossable."
  • Sandy: "Actselly, (Brings out yellow food coloring) You'd be amazed on what you can do with a foundtain machine and some food coloring."
  • Mimo: "..... Ahhhh, scam Tri! Why didn't I think of that?"
  • Buzzord: ".... A simulation of a gold converting machine? Now that, I can do! Okay everyone, let's get to work!"
  • Squidward: "Wait, did we made sure we were alone?"

Outside

  • The door guards were seen snoozing off.
  • Mantis was seen looking from the lockhole.

Back inside.

  • Mantis: "Good news guys. It's a classic case of nappy-time guards."
  • Dill: Thank gods!
  • Buzzord: "Then in that case, let's get to work."

Tri's Throne Room

  • Mr. Tri: "Mama Maiasaura Mia, this is very'a exciting'a! I always'a dream'a of editable gold'a! Now I no longer have to stick to boring old peasent food'a! I can't wait for my machine that converts'a water into'a gold'a!"
  • ???: "Are you SERIOUSLY this stupid?"
  • Mr. Tri was surprised to see Velocius and her trope coming in!
  • Mr. Tri: "..... Oh, hey, the Scale Collectors, what a surprise unannounced visit! Uh, listen'a, my boys haven't reported anything to me about another escapee from your private estate again, but don't worry, they're being vigilant on it. I'm just settling matters with that bum Mimo and his'a debt'a. He said he has a surface bird that can make me a machine that can turn water'a into'a gold'a!"
  • Velocius: "..... Major?"
  • Major Badass tail-whips Mr. Tri down as his gang got scared and backed off abit!
  • Mr. Tri: "OWCH'A?! Yeesh'a, did Prime'a piss'a in'a your'a crunch'a'berries again?"
  • Velocius: "I can understand that all you can think about is gold like the wealth mongering parasite that you are, BUT ARE YOU REALLY SO STUPID AS TO TRUST THE WORD OF SOMEONE WHO WAS IN DEBT TO YOU CAUSE OF A BAD GAMBLE?!"
  • Mr. Tri: "Well, he has this Avvoltoio, who's a sciencetist, and-"
  • Velocius: "Here's a little fun fact, Tri.... Those new friends of Mimo's, THEY WERE ESCAPED CAPTIVES FROM THE SURFACE WORLD?!"
  • Mr. Tri: "..... Oh now'a you'a tell'a me'a! How was'a I suppose'a too know'a?!"
  • Velocius: "(Frustraighted groan).... I can't understand why the Black Emperor allows a greed monger like you to put this city in your grip?"
  • Mr. Tri: "Well duh'a! A, I'm the reason he even had your'a eggs to begin with since, well come on, he's a giant six-eyed dragon, how was he'a suppose to get'a those eggs'a on his own!"
  • Velocius: "And cause of that, it means you know who my real family was, ergo, it's why your even STILL ALIVE, YOU HAPLESS COWERD?!"
  • Mr. Tri: "Also'a, I tattled'a on that hot dragon realmian Spindle lady about'a her'a plan to get the choosen bambino into'a the surface'a! Kinda why he has showered me with wealth'a as'a reward'a."
  • Velocius: "Well keep aware he can change his mind on you on a whim! But you can avoid that by doing me, a small favor."
  • Mr. Tri: "Tecnecally, I'd be more'a threaten'a if Prime'a was'a here, he's what the Black Emperor takes'a seriously-"
  • Velocius: "(Angerly) THEN I'LL BE SURE TO HAVE PRIME TALK TO THE BLACK EMPEROR ABOUT YOUR INCOMPIDENCE, FOR ME?! UNDERSTAND?!"
  • Mr. Tri: ".... (Gulps). You'a made'a your point'a.... Now, that favor'a you asked'a?"
  • Velocius: "..... I don't suppose you would mind if I, borrow your arena for a moment?"
  • Mr. Tri: ".... Oh boy'a. Knowing what you are infamous'a for, I can a'tell'a it's alcready'a gonna be expendsive."

Golden Lab

  • Buzzord: "Ah-ha! Marvelious! (The "Gold Converting" Machine Foundtain was done) My best masterpiece yet! And thanks to Euri's help, it won't exploud on the first attempt!"
  • Pinkie: "It's gonna be great! And the only thing that could ruin this moment is if Velocitempest showed up!"
  • Silence....
  • Rainbow Dash: "...... That Tempest Raptor's gonna complicate things for us, is she-"
  • Suddenly knock-out gas poofed into the lab and knocked the group out!

Private Golden Arena.

  • The group re-awoke and found themselves without their Saurusian allies. They look and saw that on the stands, was Velocius and her trope, along with Tri and his mobsters on the stands.
  • The Saurusian Allies were seen heavyly strained by capture probes.
  • Rainbow Dash:... DAMMIT, PINKIE, YOU COULDN'T AVOID TRIGGERING KARMA?!
  • Pinkie: DON'T THOSE KARMA FAIRIES HAVE TO TAKE BATHROOM BREAKS OR SOMETHING?!
  • Velocius: ".... You proven to be an admireable oppendent if you were able to make an idiot out of Mr. Tri, espeically after he helped The Black Emperor even have the Scale Collectors to begin with with his egg-snatching sceame, and how he exposed Spike's mother's secret attempt to take the propicised defeater to the surface."
  • Twilight: "..... (Angerly) So that means alot of what is happening is because of you?! (Angerly points to Mr. Tri)."
  • Mr. Tri: "Hey, the freaky dragon offered me something that'll bring me up in the world and I took it! I wouldn't've been this wealthy if I didn't helped the guy out!"
  • Applejack: "Well guess what, you lowdown bandit! When Spike defeats the Black Emperor, we're gunning after you next?!"
  • Mr. Tri: "Oh sure, be mad at me for being a guy who looks out for himself! I mean, come on, I'm a crime boss who runs a city's criminal underworld, the f*** were you expecting'a!?"
  • Cleanser: "You do not understand the true consiquence of who you had allied with, Ceratopsian. The Black Emperor is more than what you think."
  • Velocius: "Save your strentgh.... Cause the greatest challnage I am offering to you, will make you regret your part in raising the Threat against the Black Emperor."
  • Icky: "Calling it, it's totally gonna be the Sauruian Rudy, right?"
  • A lazor bars opened up, as red eyes appeared afterword, then climbing out of the entryway, is an albino Giganotosaurus with cyberconnectic atachments covered in tattoos of the Black Emperor's image himself. He roared mechancially!
  • Stacy: "Aw struch! It's Greggers! Hey come on lady, at least allow an exbert to help them out!"
  • Velocius: "Please, I don't want to insult the greatest oppendent I ever have by allowing such a folly."
  • Roman: "Commodore, with due respect, please, Greggory's too much for them?! He was too much for even the Scale Collectors when he imprisoned him to begin with after what the Black Emperor did to him?!"
  • Velocius: "Roman, you and Hermann are in enough trouble as it is, don't complicate matters!?"
  • Greg began approuch the group menacingly.
  • Cleanser: ".... (Brings out a cleansing ball).... I sense that this creature is tainted with Eraser enfluence. This cleansing ball will cure him."
  • Yakhalla: "Well unfortunately, our mechanised monster isn't interested to be in a listening mood!"
  • Koningin: "Everything, listen closely, to what I say, I have an idea how to beat this beast! First off, (Greg roared) SCATTER?!"
  • The Group scattered and seperate, making it difficult for Greg to even get one of them!
  • A Robed Dragon that looks like a red and yellow Ember with difference horns was seen watching in secret as she pulled out a gem communicator.
  • Female Dragon: "(Quietly) This is Espionia reporting in. Denter, I'm in Mr. Tri's arena. I found your son's adoptive family and some aliens plus some Saurusian friends. Thing is.... Greg's involved, sir. You need to come to their rescue, stat."
  • The Female Dragon, Espionia, ninja-smoked away!
  • Koningin: "(Was next to Cleanser) Hand me that cleans ball! (Cleanser did so).... Sparkle, I need you to fly up and offer a distraction with Rainbow Dash! Po, I require you and your companians to gather alot of rope! Students, it's time to put what I taught you into good use and work to togather to use that creature's size against him!"
  • Gaster: "Ya mean tire and/or annoy the f*** out of a cyborg albino dino? I'M GAME?!"
  • Gallus: "May as well since we're forced to fight this giant yuts!"
  • The group carried out their plan.
  • Profoundus: "MAY I EVEN ASK THE POINT OF ALL THIS?!"
  • Velocius: ".... (Quietly) Come on, Sparkle, prove yourself the ultamate oppendent I shall congure to finally prove worthy of the Black Emperor's attention."
  • Twilight: "(Flies up to Greg's face) HEY, GREG?! (Greg was confused) (Twilight rasberries him, which angers Greg as he charges after the flying Twilight) CAN'T CATCH ME?!"
  • Gallus flew up holding Shore next to Greg's face!
  • Shore: "HERE'S A TAILWHIP IN YOUR EYE?! (Smacks Greg in the eye with her tail as he howled in pain as Gallus flew off with Shore)!"
  • Caster and Buster charged with battle crys as the two flew right into Greg's nose and got stuck!
  • Caster: "..... Okay, dude, not one of the better plans."
  • Buster: "Hey, nice boogers, and I don't say that to just anyone."
  • Greg sneesed the two out as they comediclly smack in the ground!
  • Caster/Buster: "WE'RE OKAY?!"
  • Twilight and the Students continued to frustraight and distract Greg as Po and the Five gathered alot of rope!
  • Viper: "Koningin, we got the rope!"
  • Koningin: "Good, now pass it to everyone!"
  • Crane swooped up and gave all the heroes some robe!"
  • Applejack: "Time to rangle this varment!"
  • The heroes began to wrap the robe around Greg as he struggles to get free!
  • Greg was lowered down as Olhar and Yakhalla grabbed Greg's jaws and opened them up forcefully!
  • Olhar: "OPEN WIDE, CYBERASAURUS?! Wooo! Also, YA REALLY NEED A MINT?!"
  • Koningin charged with the cleanse ball as she leaped and kicked the ball right down Greg's throat, surprising the creature as a wave of cleansing energy pushes out alot of Eraser Energy, then Greg burps and falls unconjustus.....
  • Stacy: "..... HOLY STRUTCH, THEY BEATEN GREGGERS BETTER THEN I CAN EVER DO?!"
  • Roman: "HAZZAH, THEY DID IT?!"
  • Hermann: "Welp, that was worth the price of admission."
  • Dill: "AH-HA, THAT'S HOW YA DO IT?!"
  • Sunshine: "YAAAAAAY?! BEST SHOW, EVER?!"
  • Mimo: ".... Woo. So glad I'm on their side."
  • Mr. Tri started to sweat like mad, as did his goons!
  • Velocius smiled impressed....
  • The heroes cheered as a cured Greg laid asleeped and tied, as the Saurusian allies were freed by Mantis damaging the drones.
  • Stacy approuched Greg....
  • Stacy: "(Gently places hand on him) I think you earned this nap, Greggy."
  • Twilight: "WOO-HOO, WE DID IT?!"
  • The sound of a clapping hand was heard as Velocius was in the arena as well.....
  • Velocius: ".... Impressive, Sparkle. (Brings out an Obsidian Blade with Obsidian Orb Energy on it)..... Now, you are finally the oppendent I needed to finally please the Black Emperor, so that I may become rightful leader of the Collectors, not Prime?!"
  • Profoundus: "SERIOUSLY?!"
  • Dick Slick: "FIGURES IT WOULD TRANSFORM INTO THAT?!"
  • Chatter: "Ohhh, Prime's not gonna like this!"
  • Velocius: "Before you are allowed to go further Sparkle, you, are to fight me. One shall stand, the other, falls."
  • Nemo: "It should be fair to warn you that nothing you'll do will ever impress the Black Emperor. You are only a tool to him."
  • Velocius: "My interest is with Sparkle alone! If I can defeat a god, The Black Emperor will give me a chance."
  • Twilight: "Velocius, listen to Nemo, there's something about the Black Emperor you might not understand. He's-"
  • Velocius: "SILENCE AND FIGHT?! (Velocius was about to charge when suddenly she got butt-slammed by Sludge) UGH?!"
  • Sludge: "YEAH, BUTTSLAM?!"
  • Starlight: "Well, for once, I'm actselly glad to see Sludge."
  • Denter flew in!
  • Denter: "I know there may be alot of formalities I'm missing out on, but no time! This way!"
  • Denter and Sludge go to lead the group out of the arena!
  • Velocius gets up in pain and embarrised!
  • Velocius: "..... I WILL HAVE THAT FIGHT, SPARKLE?!"
  • The Major and the Trio stared on in concern....
  • Profoundus: "(Sighs), Thank goodness we alarmed the stationed troops in the city about this."

Mesozoica Skyport

  • Denter: "THIS WAY, OUR SKY SPEEDER'S RIGHT AROUND HERE?!"
  • Lucky Jack: "(Sees incoming Deino Troopers) Uh, guys? WE GOT COMPANY?!"
  • Skipper: "Rico, Distraction Mode!"
  • Rico: (He hacked our so many Jarate jars at them getting them to react horribly in disgust.
  • Icky:... You had jars of piss, in your stomach?
  • Rico: Don wanna talk bout it.
  • Skipper: LET'S FLY!!! (They retreated as Velocius arrived angrily)
  • Velocius: YOU IDIOTS HAD THEM!!!!
  • Deino: THEY THREW PISS JARS AT US!!!
  • Velocius: (Slapped him) I DON'T CARE IF THEY THREW JARS OF PISS AT YOU, YOU DON'T JUST STOP FOR ANY REASON!!! THE BLACK EMPEROR EXPECTS COMPETENCE FROM YOU!!!! NOT HUMILIATION!!!
  • Chatter: Well we need to talk about the one simple fact that YOU DISOBEYED PRIME'S ORDERS!!! He warned you there would be consequences!
  • Velocius: That's why I'M NOT GOING BACK EMPTY-HANDED!!! I'VE PUT UP WITH THIS OPPRESSION FOR THE LAST TIME!! I DON'T CARE WHAT PRIME SAYS, I SHOULD BE THE ONE WITH THE CREDIT!! I HAVE MORE EXPERIENCE THAN ANY BIRDBRAIN SAURUSIAN IN THE EMPIRE!!! AND PRIME GETS IT ALL BECAUSE I'M 'AN ABERRATION'!! And I forbid ANY of you from reporting this.
  • Profoundus: Um, we can't omit this!
  • Velocius:... Let me put this another way... (She points the sword at their direction as they cower at it) If you dare try to tell them, you will be turned into obsidian faster than you can dial!
  • Dick: Holy Crud Vel, I know it gets abit much that Prime gets B.E.'s attention, but, don't lash out at us and threaten us over it! We're basicly like your friends, if not, an albeit disfuntional foster family, but we're like that to you none-the-less!
  • Velocius: I DON'T CARE!!! I'M DONE BEING TREATED LIKE TAR!!! I'M NOT GOING BACK TO THE BLACK EMPEROR WITHOUT SPARKLE OR THE CHOSEN ONE!!! Now let's go finish the job! (The three became worried as they relucently obeyed, even Major Badass is worried as he moaned in concern as Velocius left with the group as the city stationed Deinos looked on in surprise of what occured).... (Sighs)..... (Quietly) The sooner I congured Sparkle, the better things will be. (Gives a brief glance at the trio and the Major, feeling abit bad about lashing out at them, then looked onword again).... (Still quietly) In more ways then one.

Chapter 4: Finding Spike/Learning More of History

Saurusian Sky.

  • Denter's Sky Speeder was seen flying across the lands.
  • Twilight: "Thank you for helping us, Denter."
  • Denter: "Well, Spike actselly gave me alot of crud for taking him away from you to begin with, so, I owe him greatly not letting you be made to become a centerpiece to Velocius trying to make herself look impressive before the Black Emperor. (Twilight rolled her eyes in bemusedment, figuring Spike would do that).... But in all seriousness though, I also wanted to make it up with you as well since, I'd imagined that Sludge didn't do his job of trying to bring Spike to his desteny to begin with. Along with my, admitingly less than stellar, introduction."
  • Twilight: "It's fine, Denter. I can understand the feeling of just wanting your son to be safe. I can't fault you for that."
  • Sludge: "Uhh, Denter, how are we gonna explain to Tuskco about the two Collector Grunts, the Bandit chick and her fanboy, the sea princess and the weasel, and that scam artist Mimo? Tuskco would never let us hear the end of it if we brought outsiders, the collectors ESPEICALLY, to the place."
  • Denter: "Don't worry. We'll drop them off to an old Friend of Spindle's, Miss Biggie Club. (Icky scoffed and laughed) She's always been a nice Ankylo."
  • Sludge: "Yeah but I still feel the pain of what her wrecking ball of a club-tail did to my butt! Owww!"
  • Denter: "She can't help it, her club tail is abnormally larger then the standerd due to a rare genetic mutantion, she can't help with the thing."
  • Sludge: She's also a little artsy-fartsy. The artsy's okay, but when she gets fartsy, look out.
  • White Rabbit: Oh great, an Aunt Fanny Expie! Frabjous day!
  • Mimo: "So, I take it we're parting ways?"
  • Fluttershy: "Don't worry. We'll meet again when we get Spike and get a better understanding."
  • Dill: "Well try not to take too long. That Velocius is still an issue."
  • Denter: "I figured you would be tagged. Don't worry, I know a guard friend that'll help keep watch out for her and her companions. Now, it's off to the capital."
  • The Sky Speeder flew off!

Saurusia Capital City

  • The Sky Speeder landed as the group approuched a sweet and kindly old lady looking house, albeit also looking it barely survived a wrecking ball.
  • Patrick: "What a dump."
  • Denter: "Please mind that. It isn't easy for Miss Biggie to, handle her club. (Knocks on the door, but it just fell down flat)..... Ugh, honestly, we need to help her move into a more stable and durable house. (Calling out) Miss BIIIGGIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIE!!! We brought some guests! And a LOT OF EM!!!"
  • Kindly old lady voice: "Denter, is that you?"
  • Loud comical crashings are heard as the house shook alittle, surprising the group!
  • An Elderly Anklosaurus with a rediculiously big club-tail was seen coming as the wrecking-ball of a club tail was knocking things down like a bull in a china shop.
  • Biggie: Oh, aw, crapolites! Oh, right on my shoes, I'm so clumsy, ugh!
  • Roman: "Golly Gee Willikers, Hermann! That Anky's tail is bigger than you!"
  • Hermann: "Yowsa. Bet she would be great for the deconstruction business in her prime. Heheheheheheh."
  • Denter: "Miss Biggie, I apologize for bothering you, but, would you minding temporarily watching over some additional guests for me?"
  • Miss Biggie: "You mean the nice handsome Collector Pretenders, (Roman sighed embarrisingly sad at that as Hermann comfirted him), The beautiful strapping young lady and her friend, (Dill was complimented by that as Will smiled), Princess Funzy and her ferret friend, (Sunshine smiled as Stacy was offended)"
  • Stacy: "OY, I'M A WEASEL!!"
  • Miss Biggie: "Well, I was close. And the Gallmimus in the trenchcoat- (Was abit surprised to take a closer look at him with her glasses).... Wait, are you, a Gallaway? Of the Meszoica Gallaways?"
  • Mimo: "Uh, call me Mimo."
  • Miss Biggie: ".... Oh my glories, you poor dear. I'm surprised you never came with your family when they moved to the capital for greener pastures. You silly boy, your grandfather was worried SICK about you! I should know, I play bridge with your grandmother, young man!"
  • Mimo: "Well, I stayed in the city cuz, I didn't want to give up on it."
  • Miss Biggie: "They didn't left out of giving up, deary, they left because that naughty Black Emperor made things too difficult. What drove you to leave there now?"
  • Mimo: "Well, duh, duh, I-"
  • Pinkie: "He got into a bad debt with that mean ol' Mr. Tri!"
  • Miss Biggie: "Tch, your grandfather was worried about such a thing occurring."
  • Mimo: ".... SERIOUSLY, PINK EQUINE?!"
  • Applejack: "Sorry about that, Pinkie has a problem with having tact."
  • Miss Biggie: "But all the same though, your family will be happy your safe. Please, do come in, I was just making chocolate chip cookies."
  • Patrick/Pinkie: "COOKIES?! (Both tried to charge in but Squidward and Rainbow Dash grabbed the two before they can go anywhere).... Aww, I wanted some Granny Cookies."
  • Denter: "Do remember we're here on important business. Now, follow me about that guard friend."
  • The group went off as the Saurusian allies entered Miss Biggie's house.
  • Rainbow Dash: "So, who's your guard friend?"
  • Denter: "Let's just say, he's someone you should be thanking for the fact his adopted daughter reported to me about your Greg situation."

Elsewhere

  • Espionia was seen unrobed and hugging an aged Utahraptor guard.
  • Utahraptor: "My dear Espionia, you did well today."
  • Espionia: "Thank you father. You're the closest thing to family I have when the Collectors took them."
  • Utahraptor: "Well, I still consider getting with the resistence risky business, but.... I am pleased to say that, you proven yourself so capable. Now, I would imagine that Denter will come to see me soon, so prepare to get aqquinted with the people you rescued."
  • Esponia: "Alchourse, though, it's just, I wouldn't know what to say. It's the first time we have surfacers down here, and they're not just another sect of dragons, well, the majority anyway. Alot of them aren't even of this world. It might be, awkword to talk to them."
  • Utahraptor: "Oh worry not, they probuly had some awkword interactions with their early Saurusian allies as is."
  • Twilight: Hello?
  • Denter: Say hi to my top spy and her adoptive father. Espionia and the Utahraptor... Well... Utah. I know, most "Original" name for a Utahraptor ever.
  • Utah: Well there was more of us. We defended Saurusia since before Black Emperor. Before I met the dragon spy here, I had a Gigantoraptor named Gig, a Microraptor named Hover, a Dakotaraptor named Dakota, a Pyroraptor named Fireside, and the traitorous Deinonychus Clawzer. He went off to join the Black Emperor's army. My team is gone and turned to Obsidian while Claws had lost sight of himself and became no more different the other unlucky souls, just another figure in a uniformed army. All because Clawzer believed everything the Black Emperor said. Black Emperor never keeps his word to his own slaves, willing or not. They're all expendable to him.
  • Twilight: Even Velocius?
  • Utah: ESPECIALLY her!
  • Twilight: Ohhh, boy. She said she wanted to take me on with this magic Obsidian Sword. She put us in that trap because she wanted the credit Prime has.
  • Utah: Ohh, that's not good. Even if she gets you and Denter's chosen son, Black Emperor will STILL turn on her. It won't matter what she accomplishes. Black Emperor does NOT like those who commit high treason. He views them as dangerous and likely to help the kid, even when you can argue that is far from what Velocius would want.
  • Fluttershy: That's just awful!
  • Utah: Yes, but it's the truth. It wouldn't be the first time he turned rebels into obsidian statues and added them to his obsidian statue collection. Just like poor Spindle.
  • Twilight:... THAT'S what happened to Spike's mother?
  • Rainbow Dash: "Twilight, we already heard implications that kinda happened several times before."
  • Twilight: "Well yes, but, this just, confirms it now. Denter, is this true?"
  • Denter: ".... It's, a long story."

French Narrator: One Repeated Flashback Later...

  • Twilight:... Amazing... And sad. Spindle was a purple dragon raised by Tulpas. I've studied them for a long time and didn't get a chance to see them.
  • Denter: She was no match for the Black Emperor. She was able to save Spike's egg by bringing it to Equestria. She believed living with ponies would help him fulfill his destiny. And to her credit, she was right. Being raised by other dragons wouldn't exactly help in that regard. The upbringing would have made him a complete jerk. Just like I was.
  • Smolder: Sad, but true. If Spike hadn't been raised by ponies, ponies and dragons wouldn't have founded a basis of coexistence outside the Celestial Sisters and Drakesis. Dragons have terrible lives given their environment. Really helps give them the instinct they need to survive in this corrupt world.
  • Icky: "Well given we found out that Tri d*** was the one who ratted out on Spindle's attempt, that makes this even more sad."
  • Denter: "(Angerly) OH DON'T EVEN GET ME STARTED ON THAT WORTHLESS MONEY HUNGRY PARASITIC HORNHEAD?! HAD IT NOT BEEN FOR TUSKCO, I WOULD'VE MADE TRI BECOME THE FIRST DINOSAUR TO GO EXTINCT TWICE?!"
  • Lord Shen: "Calm yourself, man, that lout will get his comeuppance soon. The Black Emperor is a more prior threat then some hapless crime boss at the moment."
  • Denter: "(Sighs), I know, I know, it's just, I never seen a creature so greedy enough that they would screw over the world for their own benefit. I mean, what dumbass greedmonger DOES that?!"
  • Spyro: "Believe us Denter, we seen worse or likewise types of scum that did equal or worse things than what he did."
  • Icky: "Yeah dude. There'll be plenty of time to kick a greedmonger's Tamatoa Wanna-be ass after we help Spike beat down B.E.!"
  • Rarity: "Indeed. Showing him and his ruffian friends some manners will come accordingly."
  • Denter: ".... I can see why Spike wanted to go back to you. Even when you were not of blood or species to him, nor exact dragon race, you gave Spike something to cling onto."
  • Gilda: "Kinda why your wife went for ponies."
  • Denter: "Well, I think we are getting side-tracked. Utah, think you and Espionia can look out for Velocius and her troupe for us?"
  • Utah: "Say no more, I'll have the guard keep their eyes peeled for them. We'll make sure you'll get alarmed at the first sight of trouble."
  • Denter: "Thanks Utah."
  • Denter proceeded to lead the group off.

Denter's Cave

  • Spike was seen going through crazy training obsicles as he is barely able to dodge them!
  • Zipper: "..... Uhhh, Zigs, I think you may've been too ambitious with the training stuff."
  • Zigzag: "Well fair's fair, this is meant to accreately simulate how difficult facing the Black Emperor would be-"
  • BOOOOOOOM!
  • Spike was smoked up as he screamed and crashed into the pool!
  • Spike Siblings: "OHHHHHHH?!"
  • Curls: ".... Tch, yup, it's accreate all right."
  • Straight: "Curls, cool it!"
  • Bumps: "YAAY, SWIMMING TIME?! (Leaps up) CANNON BALL?!"
  • Spike: "Bumps, Bumps, wait- (Bumps dumbfully buttslams into Spike as a drumatic splash was made)"
  • Curls broke into TFS-Vegeta-esque laughter!
  • Zipper, Zigzag and Straight: "Bumps did it again...."
  • The Tulpa Leader arrived.
  • Tulpa Leader: What happened?
  • Zipper: Well, let me define, BABYSITTING!!! BUMPS, OVAL ISN'T AMPHIBIOUS YET, GET YOUR ASS OFF OF HIM!!!
  • Bumps: Oh, sorry. (Spike surfaced gasping for air)
  • Spike: You guys are really rough!
  • Curls: Yeah, you can say that.
  • Tulpa Leader: "Ahem, I think we should go for a more, gentler approuch to teaching Spike how to prepare for the Black Emperor."
  • Curls: Please, Amicitia. This is how dragons learn. Teaching him otherwise is like teaching an ostrich how to fly.
  • Spike: "Again, if you had ONLY saw Winger!"
  • Spike climbed up out of the pool, then got himself licked up by the bat dogs again as Bumps got up and painfully hugs him again!
  • Spike: "... Ugh, at least Twilight and the others weren't here to see me epicly fail this bad."
  • Thorax and Pharynx showed up!
  • Thorax: "SPIKE, EXCITING NEWS?!"
  • Spike: "You guys resolved the Changeling being treated like pleasure slaves issue?"
  • Pharynx: "That's... A work in progress."
  • Thorax: "I mean, Twilight and the others, plus the Lougers and some, new people, have found their way to the Sulfurlands and are on their way to this place right now!"
  • Spike: (Gasps) FINALLY!!
  • Curls: "(Sarcastic) Oh joy, we're gonna meet the foster family now! (Seriously) Just a heads up, they might be tagged by the collectors, so expect s*** to hit the fan soon!"
  • Spike: "Tagged?"
  • Curls: "The collectors have a habit of sending a member to follow where escapees ran off to so to catch them for later. And likely, the fact they were able to even get here is so the Collectors can get a shot at getting to you, and figure out where the resistence is hiding in the process! So congrates, your fosters are potaintionally screwing us over?!"
  • Zipper: "Relax Curls, dad will set something up to look out for the tagger."
  • Curls: "But what if it's Velocius?"
  • Straight: "Dad has out-smarted that angry reptile turkey all the dang time, I mean, he has been fighting off the collectors for a good while now."
  • Zigzag: "Besides, even if she had Major Badass with her, Tuskco has so many secrity measures in place that even Velocius on her best day can't get through all of them. I should know, I designed alot of them myself."
  • Curls: "You're talking about someone that really wants Black Emperor Senpai to notice her like a needy child, I doubt your various collections of advanced Home Alone Traps can work on her! Her loser friends maybe, perhaps even slow Badass down, but not her."
  • Straight: "Well again, I'm confident Dad would tell Utah to have the guards of the capital to keep an eye out for her and the trope, so end of the day, Spike is nice and safe here."

Chapter 5: Welcome to the Land of Scale Collectors/The Epic Fight/Teranodon's Fall of Leadership

Chapter 6: Final Stand Against The Black Emperor/Velocius Betrayed/Saurusia Liberated/Spike's Circle of Families

Epilogue

Land of Scale Collectors

  • ???:... The Black Emperor is no more.... At last. I could no longer tolerate the slavery that reminant of the Obsidian Dragons put me through, even more when that nasty lout Storm King threw me down here mistaking that hole for a bottomless pit after chaining me up after he forced me to make him a staff..... Just glad to have my own staff back from that poor deluded victim who defelupted Stockholm Syndrone for the Black Emperor. I'm glad he'll be given a chance for recovery under the rightful queen's care, and that Saursia has a chance to heal as well. (Peaks up Terano's staff).... Though it's obvious it'll have to be cleanse of corruption from the insanity the poor deluded prehistoric bird left on it..... (Sighs), Obsidian Weaponry is strenuous to weld and weaponsmith.... So now it will soon be time to put an end to the Storm Clan...... (Reveals himself as a familiar gargoyle)... And it starts by meeting this Spike person. The son...... Of my friend.

The End, Question Mark?

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