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Dystopia in Zootopia

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Dystopia in Zootopia is the 23rd Episode of Season 3B of the SpongeBob and Friends Adventures Chronicles series. It's only been a while since the Animal Relations Act has been enacted and the anti-predator police-state city of Herbavoris still proves to be standing stubbernly to it's type of standerds. The Netourious Tame Collars are still in use and Predators still get the worse ever treatement there. A well known friend of Gazelle, Antelopez, the second coming herbavore celeberty and rights actifist, working along side museum curator of the Zootopian natrol history museum, famed pro-rights supporter and fiance to Antelopez, Dr. Zander. A.Z. holds a massive protest by the city limits of Herbavoris to inspire change. However, that only invoked an army of riot-gear sheep to chase away the protesters, lead by Herbavoris' infamous enforcers, T.U.S.K., Taskforce Under Swineton's Command. (The C replaced with K, to properly commendate the Actronim). Mayor Swineton herself places Antelopez under city arrest and is forced to preform for the Herbavoris 98th Anniversery to sing hit songs. Lionheart has requested for Judy and Nick, along with Jade and Co, to go undercover as tourests, though they are amazed to see that Herbavoris is otherwise a relitively nice looking city, though it's obvious that it's plauged with racial mistrust and incompassion. However, they ran into some new friends along the way: A respected Bunny cop major LT, though started out as a meter maid until she quickly got promoted for busting a reknown Python cat burgler, coupled with rather strong opinions against Predators, Trudy Bopps, who she has a rather cynical outlook on Herbavoris but is willing to serve and protect it reguardless. Another, A fox with the same snarky personality like Nick but with a more semi-positive outlook on life but is all too aware on how broken the city is considering he has to wear a tame collar, Rick Milde, founder of the illegal "Wild Times" amusement park that is funded by a predator underworld in Herbavoris and had to be kept a secret due to the fact it allows Preds to remove their collars, but because of mysteriously going "savage" from being without his collar, he was made a wanted criminal for "endangering" the city and has been on the run ever since, a good hearted tour guide named Goldie, and the comical has-been cop legend turned meter-maid goat Mabel, who is as what it was impiled and more. The main issue is to coherse the loyalist Trudy and the law distrusting due-to-circumstances Rick, to work with the rabbit respondsable for shutting down his theme park to make them both understand that this city needs to be fixed, and after witnessing the son of the Pred-Underground's polar bear leader, Leonty, going through his 5th birthday taming ceremony, getting his Tame Collar and heart-breakingly felt his first shock, it more than changes Trudy's mind. However, even then and with surprised aide from their friends from Zootopia, they're gonna need more help, and luckily, they get that in the form of Gazelle and the Lougers sneaking around the place to rescue Antelopez as well to pass the time since Sora and Kairi are eloping in Radiant Garden. However, after ending up causing abit of a stir, made worse by the entire group causing a huge fight in Swineton's office with Gazelle almost about to badly hurt Swineton until a vision stops her, a vision that makes Gazelle concerned about who Swineton really is under that racist banner, but her failure to capture her ended up allowing the mayor to escape the group barely escaping T.U.S.K. and the Police Sheep! Tigress scolds Gazelle for failing to capture Swineton after she admited desires to never let Antelopez leave the city after doing her dept to the renigade socity, but Gazelle, after being too emotional to properly fight back against Tigress, was forced to admit that Swineton had an enfluence in Bellwether's and White's crimes, not helped by the fact that the Lodgers and their allies and enemies are starting to lose their magic, chi, and imaginative thinking. In fact, Swineton is just as much in part of this misguided new world order craze to eliminate discrimination though deviding Herbavores and Carnavores at first only to unite them through a horrorable tragity. In fact, the three were part of a mysterious group trying to inspire that change named The Evolutionaries, well intentioned extremeist visionaires aiming to make Socity "Evolve" from it's discriminative ways by making it very strong at first, only to use things like tragity, war, or even dishastor to inspire a new age from it and end discrimination. Gazelle got this from a vision after seeing a tattoo on Swineton's neck with the Evolutionaires' symbol on it, which is basicly a Yin-Yang symbol with a prey animal and a predator seen inside of it. This makes the heroes concerned that Zootopia has bigger problems then just discriminative jerks. Gazelle was instructed to stay behind for her own protection under Duke's watch as the heroes seek out to stop Swineton from unvailing a new creature borned from Night Howlers, Feral Monarchs, Monarch Butterflies who are recently discovered and are concerning proof that the Night Howlers and Day Dreamers are evolving at a quicker pace, meaning that this is only a sign to come for major changes to Zootopia's way of life. The Feral Monarchs are even more powerful in venom then even the Skull Scarabs and the Purple Salmon combined! Without even having to bite you, a mere touch from a Feral Monarch will instently turn the one being touched into a savage! The savaged feralness of a Feral Monarch is capable to even ignor any preventive measures designed to stop feralness, even the Tame Collars would fail to stop this. Swineton plots to release trained Feral Monarchs to fly straight into Preds wearing collars and turn them feral and intentionally render the tame collars useless and send Herbavoris into choas, where it'll be the fall of the kind of city Herbavoris is where Swineton will rebirth it into a much more open place after she has her police force dart every single pred with a strong cure for the Feral Monarch's venom. They arrived to a butterfly house that is housing the creature where Swineton plans to unvail them in the anniversey cerimony which thoundsons and thoundsons of citizens of the city will attend. This puts innosent and unprepared lives at risk and it needs to be stopped. However, Gazelle defied the heroes orders and went to deal with Swineton herself, but though Swineton isn't a fighter, she leads Gazelle into a trap where she ended up getting hurt badly by a feralised tiger victim of the feral monarchs! Judy and Nick allowed themselves to be captured to enable the others to escape with a badly hurt Gazelle! After healing her, Soothsayer helps Gazelle reveil why she was so determined to deal with Swineton other then the mayor being maniacal and in need of being stopped: Swineton was a victim of being judged on based on pig steriotypes being filthy and disgustingly unafraid of filth when she was the oppisite, she had major OCD, loves to be clean, organised and being orderly, and had dreams to inspire other pigs to do the same, but doubtful bullies always pushed her into mud, mentally trumatising her cause of her OCD and had always kept her from cleaning herself, and worse off, they were preds. It was the shorce of why Swineton is doing this and is involved with the Evolutionaires. Now understanding everything, the Lougers allow her the chance to combat Swineton herself while the rest deal off with her forces. Can our heroes save Herbavoris from it's reckless leader sending it down a painful spirial of well-intentioned but still un-nessersarly brutal change into a new age?

PTE Redux Conditions: This episode seems doable, but the plot of Trudy and Rick essentially retells the story of Zootopia all over again, a point that was previously brought up when discussing the redux for The Uniter Chosen.

Transcript

Batman Arkham City Soundtrack - Main Theme (Track 1)

Batman Arkham City Soundtrack - Main Theme (Track 1)

Intro Theme (Batman Arkham City- Main Theme)

Prologue

A typical setup for a Chronicler qoute was about to play when suddenly-

  • ???: Just a minute! Wait! Stop talking! (A giant woman appears) Excuse me, I am called Superiora the Inferior, and I have an announcement to make in the name of X-OvrLuvr.
  • Superiora pulls out a piece of paper.
  • Superiora: "Because of the standards we on the Punch Time Exploders series strive to adhere to, and as a result of the overwhelmingly disastrous results of the previous episode, I have decided not to work on this episode nor the upcoming New Mewni triple feature. The reason for the latter is because I have not found the time to finish the first season of Star vs. The Forces of Evil, let alone the series in general". Thank you.
  • Saldaron: "(Appears) Ahem, Superioria, while the information is appresiated, do remember you're not canon in SAF."
  • Superiora: "I know, I just figured I'd do X-OvrLuvr a favor here. Also, I'm sorry to hear you've been labeled an Outer God."
  • Saldaron: "Do not be concerned. Schrödingers are not considered serious outer gods. We are simple infinite counterparts united as one. It doesn't really count."
  • Superiora: "Oh good to know, because he is still wary of Outer Gods otherwise."
  • Saldaron: "How's about we get out of here and enjoy some coffee and let this episode see production?"
  • Superiora: I'd like that.
  • (Chronicler): "AHEM! As I was saying. (As Saldaron and Superiora left)... If the misery of the poor be caused not by the laws of nature, but by our institutions, great is our sin. Charles Darwin, 19th Century BC. Zootopia has been a world of animals free of the evolution of humanity simply because apes didn't evolved a strain that would've allowed such. Animals were free to evolve. Not just to be free from humans, but eventually become sentient. But with sentience came free will and conflict. A species war began between predators and prey. In ancient times, the evolving sides stuck to animal behavior. Predator clans still ate members of the prey clan. This was known as the Savage Ages. The era when Zootopians were learning. But sentience and animal behavior cannot coexist. Animals that can think and feel cannot live like animals. At the end of the Savage Ages, predator and prey saw each other as equal in their struggle to survive during the Extinction Age. A period of famine and death that could only be avoided, by the coexistence of predator and prey as stated by the returning Omnivore Clan. Creatures that were both predator and prey. They guided both sides to prosperity. The crusade was a success, and the world destroyed by the Extinction Age recovered. Starting at the waterhole where the city of Zootopia would be built. From there... The rest is history. Unfortunately, speciesism was still dominating society. Predators and prey still saw each other as rivals, starting from a firm belief that coexistence was only the result of a dying world and shouldn't have come to be. That seeing prey as equal and therefore refusing to eat them was against the will of Mother Nature and therefore blasphemy to her. The Dark Ages of Natural Selection came that day to begin the speciesism that continues this very day. Predators and prey struggle with this relationship and uncalled for stereotypes on a regular basis. But one city... Is the epitome of this."
  • A forboding Jungle Area was seen......
  • (Female): "Long ago, before Day Dreamers had effected us to evolve like we did, predator and prey alike were still unsentient and wild. (A deer was walking down the jungle) Dangers lurked in the most darkest of places. (Many eyes as wolf silluettes were seen)..... It was a time, where Predators only saw prey, (The Wolf Pack charged at the shocked deer as the screen turned red)!
  • It was seen that a female Moose Tour Guide with a name-tag with the name "Goldie" on it was showing students on a field trip stuffed status of wolves surrounded the helpless deer.....
  • Goldie: As bloodsport.... Thousands of years ago, the world was a different place. A place...
  • Kid #1: WHERE EVERYBODY WAS NAKED!! (All the kids laughed)
  • Goldie: (Chuckles) Well, that was only among the issues of anichent times. Anyway, we were divided into two: Predators with sharp teeth, and prey with flat teeth. And why weren't we friends?
  • Kid #2: Cuz'... We wouldn't share?
  • Goldie: Well, close, but, it's actually that predators ate us! (Shows footage of predators on the hunt as the kids were disgusted)... Yes, it was tough times for both of us. It was survival of the fittest back then, it was eat or be eaten. But over time, we DID discover hope to be better friends. But just to be extra safe, our noble mayor gave us THIS! (Shows an on-display Tame Collar) The Tame Collar! It's designed to prevent our predator friends from getting aggravated to the point of acting like they did thousands of years ago. Now, we can surely live in peace and harmony and be together.
  • Kid #3: Miss Goldie? I've been thinking... Is pain a clear way to help us behave? I mean, it kinda... You know... Hurts. Yes, it's good to be cautious, but why choose this as a con-tin-ghen-cy?
  • Goldie: (Noting the cameras watching her as she sighs)... Well, believe me, I know it may seem unorthodox, but sometimes, even predators can hardly control themselves. Predators are the main species known to comprise most of the crime rate of the entire globe. So, the Mayor thought that keeping them under control artificially was a good enough measure.
  • Kid #3:... I... I guess that's a good point.
  • Goldie: Indeed. It's a sad existence, I know. But sometimes, you have to make sacrifices. Now let's move along. (They did so as she sighed in guilt)
  • Eventually, the filed-trip students had left as Goldie have a cheerful looking fairwell wave..... But once the bus was far away enough, Goldie turned into a sadder figure.......
  • ???: "Still distressed about this sort of life, I see?"
  • A Zebra in a green vest and fine clouthing came forth.
  • Goldie: "Oh, don't get the wrong idea, Dr. Zander, I enjoyed my time teaching those children, it's just..... You know...."
  • Dr. Zander: "(Sighs), Say no more. Fortunately for both of us, change is on the horizon. My dear Gerenzetti will promise you that. You're welcome to take the week off for that time period, cause the museum will be closed in due to a, special event."
  • Goldie: "Alchourse sir. (Leaves for for car as Zander does the same)."

Sudden shot of what looks like Nick and Judy in the theater seats but turned out to be radically different sorts are seen.

  • Gray Fox: "..... Uh, Hi. Sorry for hi-jacking the feature presentation for the moment, but, we would like to introduse ourselves. I'm Rick Milde, and this is Trudy Bopps..... Yeah yeah, I know, we look like obvious copies of Nick and Judy, but believe you me, we're more different then you think. And trust me on this, you, good folks, are going to exspearienced something that largely centered on us."
  • Trudy: "As asked by the Chronicler."
  • Rick: "Cause trust me, we ended up doing the interesting things while the Lougers, Nick and Judy themselves and your favorites from the "Uniter Choosen" episode would mostly end up spending the episode sneaking about until the climax, and at the least you should get to watch SOMETHING, am I right?"
  • Trudy: "I think they likely expect it with all the pre-established scenes, Rick."
  • Rick: "Just figure I make that clear. Now, let's start with, little ol' me. (Resumes play)."

Chapter 1: The Dark Past of Herbavoris/Rick Milde

Herbavoris

  • (Rick): But first some exposition. You may be wondering what problem that camera had with the poor Goldie Gnu about the Tame Collar stuff. Well, this... Is Herbavoris. As the name suggests, it's a city by prey, FOR prey. And as for the predators? Well... They were second-class citizens that were required to lawfully wear these things at all times. When they got imbalanced emotions, the yellow lighting gave them a warning. But when it reached red... Well... (A predator was seen shocked as the light turned red)... This is what the predators of Herbavoris had to deal with for several years since the arrival of... Mayor Elsa Octavius Swineton. (A poster of Swineton, seen with the motto "A world with controlled preds is a happy world", is seen as exaggerated dipictions of preds being turned from savage monster to cutsy tamed chibi critters because of the Tame Collars being drawn in an undeservingly positive light) She's a pig. Literally, and figuratively. Just LOOK at her! YUCK! Look at her FACE! And that's just when she's CLEAN!
  • (Trudy): Uh, Rick, you're starting to push it.
  • (Rick): Uh, (Chuckles) sorry, did I do anything wrong?
  • (Chronicler): Well, you were at least able to provide a little comedy. But by all means, please continue.
  • (Rick): Okay, then. Despite what that nonsense of a poster with albeit decent but wasted art said, a world with controlled preds is NOT a happy one.... Well, at least, not to us preds anyway. Herbivores are more-or-less divided between those that, uh.... End up taking Swineton too seriously... (Herbivores of all kinds of animals are seen having mobbed up against a jaguar who accidentally knocked over a crying bunny kid's ice cream and was trying to clean it up, but was mistaken to be why the kid was crying)... To those that DO feel sorry for us, but are afraid to piss off Swineton to really do anything. And those that do try to call out that pig... (Some pred sympathizers are seen being promptly arrested)... Well, let's just say that's what happens when you don't obey your sheep-herder, Swineton. By the way, we call prey who are too afraid to actually stand up for us and do more than just feel sorry for 'sheep', because even if they're not actual sheep, they obey the law as obediently as real sheep, so trust me, the name fits. Seems speciesist, but it fits. Now, as you can guess by now.... Predators did not like this one bit. Nobody a non-ignorent herb knew what predators did to Swineton to make her such a tyrant. We preds knew what happened, but we don't exactly have the proof... Nor the credibility to prove anything. But it wasn't until I and a few unlikely friends banded together to put that pig-headed bimbo in her place. And it all started... With THIS guy! (Rick himself was seen carrying a baby stroller, wearing a Tame Collar like all the other predators, walking casually and with an emo attitude as hip music played)... Cast your eyes on that handsome devil right there! Don't be alarmed if your undies turned into a moist towelette!
  • (Trudy): Okay, you're SERIOUSLY milking it, Rick! Also, that's kinda gross to even mention that last bit!
  • (Rick): Hey, you gotta admit, I AM devilishly handsome!
  • (Trudy): If you were a red fox, that would be saying something considering my grandpa always went on and on about red foxes being red because they were made by the Devil! What a delusional old fart he was.... But he's family regardless. Just continue the story.
  • (Rick): Alright, alright, don't lose your tail.
  • Rick: (He continued casually greeting people with a cool macho attitude) (To a zebra) What's up, stripes? (To a wildebeest) What's 'gnu'? (Chuckles) See what I did there? (Clears throat) (While passing a hippo) Looking good, madam! Keep it up, and you might defy your species standards yet! (Starting to pass a rabbit and her babies in a multi-stroller)... Hello, and hello-lo-lo-lo-lo-lo-lo-lo-lo-lo-lo-lo-lo-lo-lo-lo! Guess bunnies like you have a habit of making more bunnies. Such sex deviants.
  • (Trudy): HEY! That was rude!
  • (Chronicler): But not exactly inaccurate.
  • (Trudy): Don't encourage him.
  • Rick: (Takes deep breath, and passes by a Fine China shop with a bull managing it in the front as a shatter sound was heard and he was surprised upon hearing it)... (He zoomed right by a traffic stop with his feet on the stroller)... (He heard a bike horn and looked down) Oh-ho! (He allowed a mice on a scale-sized bike to ride in a tunnel to the rodent sector of Herbavoris) (He goes right by a party with a banner saying "Welcome to the Swinerd Litter Reunion" as all the pigs there were enjoying the party while a grumpy-looking shorter pig looked grumpy as Rick passed him)... Chin up, pal!
  • Pig: (With badass pimp accent) BITE ME!!
  • Rick: I would, but you know our laws! (Continued passing casually by other animals and even going under a giraffe's legs as he bent down to look at them with a 'Seriously'? experession)... Okay, Finbarr, you ready to make some dough?
  • (Finbarr): (As the baby stroller was filled not with a fennec fox as one would expect, but of a grey fox kit baby doll with a built-in microphone)... You better make it quick, dude! I can't do a good baby impression as much as I can pretend to be a disabled teenager. I mean, come on, why didn't you hire a fennec fox? They're much smaller than bat-eared foxes.
  • Rick: Just shut up and try your best.
  • ???: Uh, what exactly are we doing again?
  • (Finbarr): CLAWSON, I TOLD YOU NOT TO BE ON THE TRANSMISSION!!
  • Rick: We're going to trick the owners of the supermarket into providing the many free-based deals that entail babies... With disabilities.
  • ???: That's dumb, but it MIGHT be dumb enough to work.
  • Rick: Well, let's go! (They all entered)

10 minutes later...

  • Rick: (As they did the stuff in the store and got a lot of products) Great! Hopefully we'll make hundreds out of this. But we ain't done yet. Finbarr, are you in the mood for something juicy?
  • (Finbarr): Sure, as long as it can get us MORE hundreds.

Later...

  • Finbarr was a bat-eared fox in a diaper while this was heard
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Dat Tuba Sound

  • Finbarr:... You're joking, right? ANOTHER disabled teenager hustle?
  • Rick: Hey, at least a disabled teen is more convincing than a disabled baby.
  • Finbarr: This is ridiculous! It's DEGRADING! Making me pretend to be a goddamn disabled youngster is DEGRADING TO MY ENTIRE GODDAMN SPECIES!! (His collar turns yellow)
  • Rick: Whoa, easy there, you'll buzz yourself!
  • Finbarr: I AM IN A DIAPER- (The collar zapped him) HEY-NANNEE-NANNEE-NANNEE!!! (He fell scorched)
  • Honeybadger: (Popped out of their crazily-painted van) Well, at least you still have your dignity!
  • Finbarr: Shut up, Honeyette!
  • Rick: Now, are you going to go through with this, or do you want us to be a dollar behind again because of your constant bitching?
  • Finbarr:... Fine! But you owe me for this, Ricky!
  • (Rick): Now, some of you may be wondering what got me here? Well, blame my second-class citizenship for not bringing me a better life, because I have been QUITE ruined by the town....

Flashback...

  • (Rick): One day, me and my father had a dream. We would do something to help predators get over the oppression.
  • Rick's Father: (As they were in a bank in front of a deer loan giver) Greetings, sir.
  • Deer: Ah, yes, I was expecting you, Mr. Milde, what can I do for you?
  • Rick's Father: I'm glad you asked! You see, people in this city have been asking: This city is so tough and so crazy, why isn't there a place for ALL animals? Well, me and my boy have a dream! We have a location, and we have a dream! All we need is a loan to make it happen! The great 'Suitopia', Need a suit?
  • Rick and his Father: SUITOPIA WELCOMES YOU!
  • (Rick): We had HOPED to make this happen, but then... (The loan slapped 'Rejected' on the application)
  • Rick's Father:... What?
  • Deer: (Sighs)... I apologize, Mr. Milde, but, as ideal as your business sounds, even potentially profitable, I'm afraid that Herbavoris isn't an ideal place for an ideal business.
  • Rick's Father:... Are you serious?
  • Deer: It's nothing against you, Mr. Milde, it's just, Swineton is not very forgiving to any bank that aides a predator-owned facility. Not even we here in Bucking Shares are pardoned from this law. Believe me, in a better time, I would've approved this in a heartbeat, but... Herbavoris is clearly far from an ideal place. It's nothing against you and your son Mr. Milde, but sadly, the law prohibits benefiting predator businesses, and, Bucking Shares wishes to be considered a lawful bank, so, I can't by law help you.
  • Rick's Father:... But... But we've been looking forward to this our entire lives! We just want to make predators in this place happy.
  • Deer: And I respect the gesture, I do, they deserve some after what the mayor placed them through, but.... I have no real legal power in this. Believe me, Swineton is not forgiving to those that violate her laws, even for only following their true feelings. Not to mention that my superiors will discharge me for making them look like an unlawful bank to give any form of respect to Swineton. Please, don't blame me for this, blame Swineton. I am but an official who may not have approved of the law, but I must respect it nonetheless. I bid you and your son a good day, Mr. Milde, and I wish you luck on finding a way to make your dream happen regardless.
  • Rick: NOW WAIT JUST A SECOND! We came here to offer a deal of a lifetime to all predators, and now you're crushing our dreams because of some DUMB law?!? (His collar light turns yellow)
  • Rick's Father: Uh, son, be careful!
  • Deer: Young fox, please, I said it was nothing personal, I am only following the law! And trust me, I have just as much failed herbivores with such dreams as much as I failed predators. So trust me that this is not an act of bias but more so just making good business practices. Like I said, in a more ideal place, I would've approved your suit emporium, no questions asked. So please, don't hate me for what Swineton decreed. I am merely a public servant. I have no real power over the law.
  • Rick:... That's the problem with you herbivores! When you're not hateful jerks, you're cowardly sheep afraid to stand up to that tyrant!! (The rhino security guard began to notice Rick's outburst)
  • Deer: My word! I can understand children being upset, but young man, that was uncalled for! And being lawful is not the same as cowardice!
  • Rick's Father: Son, please don't make it harder for Mr. Buckhorn than it is already. I'm as disappointed as you are, but I don't go around insulting people for only obeying the law, even if it's not a good law. We'll just take our business elsewhere and see if we fund Suitopia by ourselves, okay?
  • Rick: I REFUSE to stand around being bossed around by some ridiculous things telling us what to do! We've come TOO far to be shunned off! I DEMAND THAT LOA- (The light turns red as he was shocked) AOOWW!!!
  • Rick's Father: SON!! (The Deer, Mr. Buckhorn, looked concerned and nervous at the same time as this was enough for the guard to step in)
  • Guard: (Comes in and grabs Rick) Okay kid, I cross the line in the sand here! You're a second-class citizen that just committed an act of treason! Serious offense, ya little punk! I'm gonna have to place you under arrest!
  • Rick: WAIT, NO, I DIDN'T MEAN TO! HELP!!
  • Rick's Father: WAIT, SIR, HE'S JUST A BOY! HE DOESN'T KNOW ANY BETTER!!
  • Guard: It doesn't matter! Laws are laws, and treason by a second-class citizen is a SERIOUS crime here! (Mr. Buckhorn didn't know what to do and remained in his seat)
  • Rick's Father: PLEASE, SIR! I'LL DO ANYTHING!!! I'LL PAY YOU ENOUGH TO-
  • Guard: Ah-ah-ah, that's bribery! I'm gonna have to place you under arrest as well for attempted bribery a security officer.
  • Rick's Father: (He was being arrested) PLEASE!!! SPARE HIM, PLEAAASE!! (As he continues getting emotional, his collar was set to yellow) ALL WE WANTED WAS TO MAKE A DIFFERENCE!!! PLEASE, JUST LET THIS SLI- (The collar turns red as he was shocked) YAAAA! SON, SON, SO- (The collar overloads and gives more than the necessary shocks as Rick's Father got electrocuted, yelling in pain)
  • Rick: DAD!! (Buckhorn and the Guard are in equal shock as the shadow of the electrified Mr. Milde was seen as flashes and a skeleton shadow were seen, as for a brief moment, the collar light showed a skull and crossbones as the zapping stopped, with Rick's Father horrendously singed by the collar's shock, his suit covered with foam and some traces of blood from the mouth, he was still standing, gasping for air heavily)
  • Rick's Father:.... Son... (He fell to the floor)
  • Mr. Buckhorn: (He was too shocked to speak, and sees the still-present guard)... DON'T JUST STAND THERE, YOU IDIOT, DON'T LET THE POOR CHILD SEE THIS!!
  • Guard: Oh, OH, RIGHT!! (He started to take Rick away as Mr. Buckhorn pressed a button)
  • Mr. Buckhorn: Ms. Doe, call the hospital, a terrible tragedy has happened!! A Tame Collar has delivered a fatal shock!!! Get the ambulance here as quick as it can!! NOW!!
  • Rick: (As the Guard was taking him away) DAD?! DAD?! DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAD?! (The word echoes)
  • (Rick): The ambulance came as quickly as it was called. The hospital staff did everything to save him... But it was too late. My father was gone that day. Killed by what will be declared an old model. It was big enough to inspire Preds and Pred Sympathizers to make sure Swineton doesn't try to push this under the rug. However, Swineton already knew prior to my father's death that the older models might be too powerful, but didn't feel the need to correct this at first, because 'Preds are too tamed for that'. But now that she knew that the people would hold her accountable for not taking responsibility when she had the chance, Swineton issued for the old models to be replaced with the new models. Strong enough to still keep Preds in place, but not enough to kill them. It was obviously an act to quell a future rebellion and not a true act of remorse or kindness. Everyone knew this, but they accepted it anyway because they knew that's how far she'd be willing to go. But the loan giver, Mr. Buckhorn, felt sorry for that little incident. When I was sent to juvenile hall for my insubordination, Buckhorn decided to bail me out and raise me as a surrogate father. But, no matter what sympathy he showed to me, I refused to forgive him as I couldn't help but blame him for my father's death. So I ran away from his estate at age 19, and got my job as a con artist. He knew that I wanted to be away from him, so he decided to let me run away. But I knew that if I were able to get caught up in something stupid, he'd try to help me out again. That's why I have to be so crafty, sneaky, and too slippery for the fuzz to catch. To avoid going back to him, and go back to be just another pushover to this corrupt society.

Present

  • (Rick): So now, I live a life on the streets, doing scandals if it means I get dough so I can have something to eat for a day. But the Tame Collars only makes it HARDER to tolerate herbivores! (Hamsters ran over his tail)
  • Rick: OUCH!!! (The hamsters stopped their car) WHY YOU SONS OF- (He was shocked as the hamsters high-fived and laughed in amusement as they drove off)
  • (Rick): It was a living hell to put up with a world where prey told you what to do. No predator could assert themselves. No predator could defend themselves. No predator could even CRY without being shocked! That's why Herbavoris is always nicknamed 'Predator Hell'. Some of us even have to live in FILTHY alleys!
  • Rick: (Is in an alley with his friends after a good scam run) Uggh! It is truly disgusting how this pig has gotten away with this for so long! Just LOOK at her! (Looks at a poster of Swineton) YUCK! Look at her FACE!... And I'm willing to bet, SHE'D LOOK MUCH BETTER WITH A STAPLE ON HER HEAD! (Throws a stapler at the poster, only for it to bounce off and staple him in the head)...YAAAAAA- (The collar shocked him following the painful scream)... Ow, ow, ow, ow!
  • Finbarr: (Sighs) I got it! (Removes the staple from his head)
  • Rick: YAH!... Thank you, Finny-fin!
  • Finbarr: Bottom line, yeah, she's a total pig, literally and figuratively. But we may as well have to get used to it. It's what your father would've wanted at this point.
  • Rick: (Sighs) Sadly, yes.
  • (Rick): And THAT little moment along with the bullies of the town weren't enough. It's more of a Predator Hell when tragedy in our predator lives turn us into MONSTERS!...
  • A red eye glowed from the shadows as a maniacal bot laugh was heard as electricity sporadically gives only glimpses of the figure.
  • Rick: "(Sighs) But still gang, I think we're making enough to at least have food for the week and save enough for our fundraiser to get a house."
  • Finbarr: "Bout time, man. I'm getting tired of this homeless s***."
  • Clawson: "Hey uh, Milde, I think your dad's here."
  • Rick: "(Depressed) My dad is dead, Clawson......"
  • Clawson: "Uh, I mean your DEER dad. (Points to an arriving fancy car as Alligator Punks are eyeing it alongside other rougher Predators.)."
  • Rick: "..... Oh crud why? He's no dad of mine. You know that, Clawson. You KNOW that!"
  • Mr. Buckhorn got out of his car apawn parking it.
  • A Rock Python with a Scar came up to him with some Komodo Thugs.
  • Rock Python: "Yo, grass eater, welcome to Happytown."
  • Mr. Buckhorn: "(Looks to see an aged, degraded neighborhood)...... I think the name may be rendered inaccurate."
  • Rock Python: "Now, likely, you cushy prey types didn't know this, but we preds of Happy Town have a, Prey Visit tax enacted here."
  • Mr. Buckhorn: "Well I can assume this is an independent law, cause I doubt Swineton would pardon such. This being said. (Pulls out a checkbook) To whom am I signing a check for?"
  • Rock Python: "...... Rocky Py Boa."
  • Mr. Buckhorn: "Ah, quite. For how much?"
  • The Komodos cracked their fists....
  • Rocky: "Heh-heh-heh..... Every bit of cash you got. (The Komodos grabbed him and moved him away from the car as the Gator Punks began to deconstruct Mr. Buckhorn's car to yank off every bit of it, reducing it to a husk, as the Komodos began to shake Mr. Buckhorn up an down, causing money to drop from his pockets as Weasel Sidekicks grabbed every bit of it!) HOW'S THAT FOR FIRST TIME IN HAPPYTOWN?!"
  • Rick and crew stood by as Mr. Buckhorn was mugged and emptied of his money, then when he was proven dry, he was dropped.
  • Rocky: "Now then, if I were you, I get out while I still have that fancy-schmancy suit. Must less before the Doctor is in. (Rocky and goons left)."
  • Rick approached the humiliated Mr. Buckhorn.
  • Mr. Buckhorn: ".... (Sees Rick)..... Richard. (Gets up flimsily) Oh thank heavens you're alright."
  • Rick: ".... Buckhorn, it was not smart of you to come here."
  • Mr. Buckhorn: "Well, I purely came to take you back home when I heard you were homeless."
  • Rick: "Ugh, don't tell me you're here to do THIS again?!"
  • Mr. Buckhorn: "I know it's a personal inconvenience, but I can't on a good conscious just leave you in a place like this."
  • Rick: I'M TELLING YOU, BUCKHORN, I DON'T NEED YOUR HELP OR PITY!!!
  • Mr. Buckhorn: Milde, please, I am offering you a safer haven from this troubled neighborhood. Happytown is not suited for you. I only want what's best.
  • Rick: You're not my real father, so stop acting like you are and- (Suddenly, the song "Pop Goes The Weasel" is heard, and turned from anger to being concerned)... Oh, s***!
Score - Laughing Jack's Epic Pop Goes The Weasel - Original Composition ♫

Score - Laughing Jack's Epic Pop Goes The Weasel - Original Composition ♫

This song will be used twice. The first part will be a reaccuring theme, while the rest is battle music to when Ottey shows up for the finale.

  • Voice: RUN!!!! RUN!!!! (A Black panther similar to Manchas is seen running)
  • Mr. Buckhorn: The blimey's his problem?
  • Black Panther: THE TERROR OF HAPPYTOWN IS COMING- (Zap) YAH!! RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!! (Zap) D'OOWWWWOWWOWOWWOW! (The Black Panther runs, as many of Happytown's population runs away)
  • Mr. Buckhorn: Milde, what is going on?!?
  • Rick: Mr. Buckhorn, you need to get out of here now!!
  • Mr. Buckhorn: Seriously, Milde, as an adopted son, you don't need to be a formal with me! Why won't you just call me D-
  • Rick: THAT DOESN'T MEAN I WANNA SEE YOU TURNED INTO AN ANIMAL CENTIPEDE!!! I MEAN IT, GET OUT OF HERE!!! (Rick grabs Buckhorn and takes him inside an alley way as many preds hide from the arrival, of an ice cream truck that was playing the music)
  • Mr. Buckhorn:... Wait, is that... An Uncle Popgoes Ice Cream Truck? I.... I loved their ice cream growing up.
  • Rick: Mr. Buckhorn, please! That is not a harmless Ice Cream Truck anymore! That is now the horrible ride of choice for... Ottey Osborne Otton!
  • Mr. Buckhorn:... The famous inventor? Why? I thought he was the toast of all preds. And PLEASE call me dad like you did for so many years.
  • Rick:... First, that Rick is dead! Second, Ottey is not the toast of all preds anymore. Let's just say, I really screwed up badly with him, and now... He's nothing more than a monster.
  • Mr. Buckhorn: Richard, I'm sure you are exaggerating. I'm sure an otter isn't as bad as you say-
  • ???: ICE CREAM!! (A little bear cub under the age of collar-restraint was seen walking to the ice cream truck)
  • Rick:... Oh no! Oh no, oh no, oh no! Mr. Buckhorn, whatever happens, stay here!! (Rick runs off as his collar light turned yellow)
  • Mr. Buckhorn: What-wha-wait, Milde!! (The little bear cub got very close to the ice cream truck as it's side window opens)
  • Bear Cub: Ice cream! Yay!
  • Rick: (In slow motion) NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
  • ???: YoU'rE MiNE NoW, KID-DID-DID-DID-DID!!! 1010101!!! (As Buckhorn was shocked at the disfigured speech, a metal claw similar to a Spider Man 2 Doc Ock suddenly extended out of the truck, spun it's claw features and looked poised to grab as this played)
Kevin MacLeod ~ Pop Goes the Weasel original composer unknown

Kevin MacLeod ~ Pop Goes the Weasel original composer unknown

  • Bear Cub: (He screamed and tried to get away, tumbling about as more claws joined in until Rick charged in and grabbed the baby bear and landed on the ground screeching, shocking himself, and accidentally the baby cub in the process, causing him to cry)
  • Rick: It's okay kid! (The claws looked at him and recognized him)
  • ???: YOO-OO-OO-OO-OO-OO-OO-OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOUUUUU!!! Murder.exe EnGAGAGAGAGAGED!!! (Rick ran off with the cub just in time when the claws almost grabbed them, and went back in as the window closes, the Ice Cream Truck chasing him)
  • Rick: (He quickly found a place to hide before the collar could shock him again as the suspenseful music continued, the truck stopping the pursuit and resumed it's business)... (The bear cub was crying)... It's alright, little one! (The Mother bear, also with a tame collar, arrived)
  • Mother: SON!! (She was shocked for a small bit as she embraced her son)... I saw what you did, you brave fox! I promise you, I'll make sure the Predator Underground knows of what you did. My son is friends with the son of it's leader. If you ever need help, he will find you. (The mother leaves, cruddling her crying son)
  • Rick: You're welcome, ma'am! And you may want to work on the possibility of the kid having a fear of ice cream! (Laughs as Mr. Buckhorn came in)... You see what I mean? This place is no good for herbivores and predators alike.
  • Mr. Buckhorn:... It is certainly not any safer for you. You deserved better than this, Richard Milde! (Grabs Rick's arm) I am taking you back to the Buckhorn estate as quickly as possible!
  • Rick: (Lets himself go) For the last time, I'm not your son anymore! I am a full-grown adult! I can take care of myself now, and I don't need you anymore!
  • Mr. Buckhorn: But-but-but I owe it to your real father to protect you and care for you as much as I can. And I would do him a disservice to leave him in the same neighborhood as... THAT!! I mean, I know this neighborhood is in poor shape, but a POSSESSED ice cream truck from a discontinued ice cream factory!? That's where I can't afford to ignore this anymore! Please, Milde, I only want what's best!
  • Rick: I SAID IT BEFORE I LEFT, AND I WILL SAY IT AGAIN!! YOU'RE NOT MY REAL DAD!! (Gets teary-eyed as the collar turned yellow again) IN FACT, YOU'RE THE REASON WHY HE'S GONE!!
  • Mr. Buckhorn: Milde, please!! You'll buzz yourself! Plus, what happened was merely the act of cruel fate, and an old model! Please, at least Swineton made an effort to correct this grievous error.
  • Rick: SHE ONLY DID IT SO PEOPLE WOULDN'T TRY TO IMPEACH HER!! SHE OTHERWISE DOESN'T CARE!! I DON'T WANT YOU ANYMORE- (The collar shocked him as he fell to the ground)... And THIS is another thing! I'm fine the way I am. I'm a con artist for a reason. If predators don't get what they deserve here because if prey is only going to see us as evil and untrustworthy, then there's no point in bothering to change anything and just stick to your own kind. That's why I NEVER wanna live with you again.
  • Mr. Buckhorn: Milde, please, don't say that! Don't make a big fuss over this! People are staring! (They were seen doing that)
  • Rick:... You caused them to stare! And they sure as hell SHOULD stare!! I'm sure they can agree with me! You're nothing but metaphorical sheep who can't even stand up to a sly filthy pig like Swineton! YOU'RE like all the rest for being among them and letting my father die! LEAVE ME ALONE!! I DON'T WANT YOU IN MY LIFE ANYMORE!! AND THIS PLACE IS TOO DANGEROUS FOR YOU TO HANG AROUND!! T.U.S.K is gonna come and take you back to a herb-friendly environment soon. Ottey most likely came because of you. He wanted another herb. DON'T GIVE HIM THAT CHANCE TO GET WHAT HE WANTS!! (He ran off)
  • Mr. Buckhorn: MILDE, PLEASE!! I ONLY WANT YOUR BEST INTEREST!! (He didn't respond)... RICK! (He tries to go after him as cameras see the ensuing search, then he was spotted by sky patrol parrots)
  • Parrot #1: This is Sky Patrol Delta, reporting in. A deer is in a predator's den, and the Terror of Happytown is active. Evacuation of said deer is suggested.
  • ???: Is it Mr. Buckhorn again?
  • Parrot #1: Yes, Vice-Chief Uganda! It's the rich banker who adopted the son of the deceased victim of outdated collars, Jackson Milde.
  • ??? (Vice-Chief Uganda): (Sighs) Me and a couple of squads will see to it that Buckhorn returns home regardless if he convinces the Milde fox or not. Don't lose him, and warn me if Ottey is heading to their direction.
  • Parrot #1: Yes, ma'am! Delta Squad! Two-team split! Two of you watch after the deer and the Milde fox! The other two, help me monitor that Uncle Popgoes Ice Cream Truck... From a SAFE distance.
  • Parrots: SIR, YES, SIR!!
  • The Parrots flew off.
  • Mr. Buckhorn kept close to Milde!
  • Mr. Buckhorn: "Milde, please, come back! I-"
  • Rick: "I told you that I- (Saw that the Uncle Popgoes Ice Cream Truck was coming back in their direction, likely it's driver discovered Mr. Buckhorn)...... Aw crap?! You need to run away from here as fast as you can?!"
  • Mr. Buckhorn: "Why?"
  • Honeyette: "(POINTS) HE'S WHY?!"
  • Mr. Buckhorn turned and gasped at the sight of the Uncle Popgoes Ice Cream Truck!
  • Suddenly, the Ice Cream Truck began speeding as the Metal Claws expand out!
  • Rick: "...... Honey, Clawson, get Buckyhorn out of here, Fin, go get your van?! I'll keep the doc busy!"
  • Mr. Buckhorn: "No Milde, please, don't risk yourself to, whoever is in that ice cream truck!"
  • Rick: JUST GO!!! (They did as more Doc Ock arms came out looking at him with red lifeless robot eyes)
  • ???: RiriririrIck! WHat An unExpEctEd SususurPrISE.
  • Rick: Yeah. I'm all teary-eyed. How's your new creepypasta laboratory doing?
  • ???: "wHH-H-H-H-H-H-H-H-h-h-h-h-H-h-h-h-h-h-Y DoN't YoU sEe fOr YoUSeLf!?"
  • Rick: "Nope, I'm good! (Makes a run for it as the Ice Cream Truck goes after him!) Why these trucks weren't confiscated when Uncle Popgoes was closed down by Swineton's laws, I can only guess!"
  • The Parrot Sky Patrols see the chase unfold!
  • Sky Patrol Parrot: "Yeah, I ask myself that too. (On Walkie-Talkie) Be advised, Otton is on the move again, heading down on Smilely Bulivald on Fang Street in Happytown, hostile is chasing the Milde Fox."
  • (Cop): "Roger that, blockkade is prepared in the Cornered Lunch Cul-De-Sac. Stay close to the chase and inform us what happens, though do it safely."
  • Sky Patrol Parrot: Yes sir.
  • As Rick ran, the claws rotinely swipe at him trying to grab him, but Rick dodged every one!
  • Rick: "Thank goodness life on the street teaches you to be quick on the paws!"
  • ???: NoT fOR LOng. Ha, ha, ha, ha. (He kept attacking as he had an idea, letting himself get captured and got aggressive, activating the Tame Collar into zapping him and short-circuiting the ice-cream truck) HEYY-NANNEE-NANNEE-NANNEE!!! (The ice-cream truck began shutting down) YoU haVEn't SeEn THe LasT oF ME- (The ice-cream truck shut down)...
  • Rick:... As much as I hate to say it, these collars are good for something.
  • Rick began to walk away and got into Finbarr's van as it drove off just as the sound of Police Sirens were heard.

News.

  • Swan News Reporter: "Emma Swana here. Reporting to you live in Happytown where the police had succeeded in capturing what is only yet another remote controled Ice Cream Truck said to have been modifived by the lost and insane inventor Dr. Otton. All the same though, the Ice Cream Truck has been contained and impounded for further investigation. Herbavoris sciencetists are expected to analise the Ice Cream Truck very soon."
  • Honeyette: (They watched it from a window) Wow, Rick, you actually managed to take out one of Otton's crazy contraptions.
  • Rick: Well I suppose... And I just found a new form of self-defense. Just touch someone, get aggressive, and the idiot feels the shock along with me.
  • Clawson: Don't you think that's a little extreme?
  • Rick: "Don't forget what we have the misfortune of being stuck in....."
  • Clawson: ".... Good point."
  • Rick: Well I guess we should go before those guys in the house spot us.
  • Honeyette: "Ugh, I hate being homeless."
  • The four left.

Chapter 2: Antelopez/Protests Against Herbavoris Gone Wrong

Meanwhile...

  • A gerenuk sung this while entering the cruel streets of Herbavoris.
"Get Back Up Again" Clip TROLLS

"Get Back Up Again" Clip TROLLS

  • Dr. Zander arrived to her entangled by vines and ruined Swineton posters.....
  • Dr. Zander: "..... Rough day, dear?"
  • Gerenuk: Ugh. The people here are just rough. And so are the streets. Herbavoris' predators won't give me a chance to help them.
  • Dr. Zander: Antelopez, what did you expect? Predators despise prey here for the collars they're forced to use. In Herbavoris, everyone sticks to their own kind.
  • Antelopez: Such words never deterred Gazelle. She inspired many to keep trying, including me. I discovered my beautiful singing voice and I decided to fill in for Gazelle while she was off on other worlds. It's my solemn pledge to fill a role meant to stay filled.
  • Dr. Zander: Well in Herbavoris, even Gazelle couldn't do anything. Do you have a plan different than hers?
  • Antelopez: I must see the state of the place before I make a plan.
  • Dr. Zander: Then you must make your personal appearance to Mayor Swineton herself.
  • Antelopez: I don't TRUST that woman, Z. This is supposed to establish freedom to predators. Swineton won't approve.
  • Dr. Zander: It's not advisable to keep it from her, though. You know as well as I that unauthorized campaigns are against the law.
  • Antelopez: That's a risk I'm willing to take.
  • Dr. Zander: "Ugh, don't say I never warned you then."
  • Antelopez: I won't. I don't care what Swineton does, it's not right what she's done. I have to make Gazelle proud.

Herbavoris Grand Centrol Park.

  • News Reporter: "This just in, the visiting Zootopian celeberty, Antelopez, along side loyalists, is holding a peaceful but demanding protest here in Grand Centrol Park of Herbavoris stationed before the founding statue of the Founding Herd Leaders bringing concern about current relations between Predators and Prey. Here with us is the boyfriend of Miss Antelopez, Dr. Zander of the Zootopia who happened to be visiting this time around due to a transfer due to Zootopia's museum going into repairs in light of the recent defeluptments of it being infested with Skull Scarabs. Your thoughts on this, Doctor?"
  • Dr. Zander: "Ahem. Well, it is no secret that Zootopia and Herbavoris have, shakey city relations. And not without reason. We heard many unpleasent things about this place. From claims of a prize inventor going on an unspeakable path fo madness to the ever-lasting infamous death of a would've been entrepenour of a suit emporium to an older collar model, Herbavoris has come nothing but a city of one controversey after another. As a historian, I do believe that these times would forever be remembered as the darkest time of any civilisation's history."
  • Antelopez: It's no secret people outside the city have tried playing this game before. Including Gazelle. All have lost, but I don't care. The way predators are treated is something that Zootopia and the world do not stand for. Predators and prey are united for a reason.
  • News Reporter: Antelopez, I'm sure you're going aware of the history of predator and prey relations.
  • Antelopez: Si. And the arguments on the wrongness of coexistence between predators who are naturally meant to eat prey, are and always will be nothing more than irrelevant. We have gone for centuries with coexistence, so those arguments are no excuse. There's still meat to eat in the world. Meat is still available. Fish and insects are enough. Swineton herself once said that in her dawn as mayor. She even brought up things that shouldn't have been brought up when they died a long time ago. The things she said about predators that day, I had never felt so unclean. She said, and thy quote, "Predators are creatures that deserve what they get because they were only put on this earth to murder and kill for nourishment, and they shouldn't exist. Therefore no matter how evolved they are, they're only born to murder and hurt people. They're all sadistic fanatics that think they know better than everyone else and created the Dark Ages of Natural Selection because of it. Hundreds of innocent prey were lost back then. Predators are nothing more than monsters that deserve to be treated like monsters. That's why the Tame Collar will be their reminder of what happens when you think you know better than those rightfully in charge."... Absolutely, ABHORRENT!! I don't know what predators did to her that made her so cruel, but it's no excuse to take it out on all predators. (As Swineton watched on her massive plasma widescreen TV angrily) And I know you're watching this, mayor. So here's a holiday greeting I've been saving for you since you came to power: I'm not afraid of you. I know you're a coward. So I've decided, you're finished. You and I are going to settle this. And on the off-chance you're not a coward, then prove it. Here's where I'm staying: Hotel Adansonia, in Shamba Square. Address 28822. I'll leave the door unlocked.... You want to hurt a fellow herbivore? Go ahead, because you'll show yourself as either a coward or a monster. Whichever the case, you'll just be seen very horribly. So what's it going to be?... Thank you.
  • News Reporter:... Well this just took a tense turn. You heard it here folks. Antelopez has challenged Mayor Swineton's choices and offered an invitation for a confrontation. What will the mayor decide? (Swineton turned off the TV)
  • Swineton:............ Big......... MISTAKE!!!! (Pushes a button that popped out a specailised Iphone as she used it).... Hello, Hornberger? I got something for you and the boys to, attend to.
  • Cockatiel: Madam, are you sure about this? You heard Antelopez. If you do this, you'll look like a huge jerk to your loyal people. If you don't, you'll just be a coward.
  • Swineton: Oh, Hornberger is capable of making her look like a fool.
  • Sun Parakeet:... Dare I ask how?
  • Swineton: "Oh, you'll see, it's gonna hit her like a TRUCK!"
  • Cockatiel: Oh, like Wicker Bear-
  • Swineton: Shut it, Brad, that isn't meant to be a reference to Fennicolas Cage and you know it.

Hotel

  • Dr. Zander: Okay, Ante... If you'll pardon my French......... ARE YOU F*****G INSANE?!? WHAT WAS THAT BACK THERE?!?
  • Antelopez: "I was puting Swineton into a lose-lose situation."
  • Dr. Zander: And how can you be sure she won't find a third solution?
  • Antelopez: "Well short of really illegal or conspiracy-based opitions, I think she's right about pinned."
  • Dr. Zander: Swineton has always gotten away with things like that. You have no way to prove otherwise.
  • Antelopez: No... So in case things take a turn... You think you have a way to summon Gazelle? Is there ANY top-secret technology for faster-than-light communication?
  • Dr. Zander: "Well, I heard rumors that the ZPD were given a fancy communication system from those Louger Aliens when Gazelle turned out to be a Space Messiah in an event of needing their intervention, but it's usually for if we get invaded by the likes of those leagers or another otherworldly threat. But shouldn't it be a little forbidden for other-worldly beings to meddle in other world affairs?"
  • Antelopez: Gazelle told me that those kinda rules are rendered moot and outdated cause of a "Kingdom Hearts" fiasco, the aliens said so themselves. Even then, that never stopped them before. Gazelle would gladly lend her assistance to us.
  • Dr. Zander: "And I don't question that, it's just I'm worried that you're going about this in a risky way."
  • Antelopez: Zander, everyone TRIED to play it carefully and it never worked. Swineton is just too smart for everyone. She's always thwarted any attempt to get her out of power. Everyone who tried have been punished in the worst ways. Subtlety is not an option anymore. Swineton has to SHOW everyone who she really is, in public. She can't do anything about it, so we're free to rally up support. We get started in the morning.
  • Dr. Zander: "(Sighs), If Gazelle is this head-strong, then I don't envy Hecktor for having to be her manager."
  • Antelopez: "Zan, I know you're worry about the legal issues and the potaintional of what it would do to your career in the Zootopian Museum, but please, at least, humor me in this, okay? Think about the good we're doing, at the least."
  • Dr. Zander:... I'll try.
  • Antelopez hugged him.
  • Antelopez: "It means so much for me for you to say that."
  • Dr. Zander: (Takes deep breath)... (Quietly) Orangu give me strength."

The Next Day...

  • A Sheep only restaurent was seen as Sheeps were seen partaking it as it fuctioned like a Flying Buffaloo Place.
  • One Particular sheep was seen enjoying a haybail and a carbanated soda.
  • His Phone started to buzz which got his attention.
  • The Sheep answered it.
  • Sheep: "Yeah?"
  • ???: "You have been requested for service."
  • Sheep: ".... Just tell me the details and I'll be right over."
  • ???: Let's just say, Swineton will be in debt to you.
  • Sheep: "..... Go on."

Dragon Temple

  • Lord Shen: I'm so proud of you two.
  • Kairi: Thank you, Uncle Shen.
  • Tito: Have a safe elope to Radiant Garden, kids.
  • Sora: You know we will. With the Mountain of Malefor being done for good, we can go where we want without you being overprotective on her.
  • Riku: And even if danger DOES strike, we can handle it.
  • Lord Shen: I don't know. You guys have a habit of losing her almost every adventure.
  • Sora: Haha! Well this time we're done taking that. And with the League swearing off ever going after the Princesses again, I don't think we have to worry about them again any time soon.
  • Lord Shen: "But let us know if anything comes up! I am a bit cautious about Mirage not 100% supporting that declaration and-"
  • Riku: "Relax. We'll be sure to warn you guys if Mirage pulls a Junjie on us, and even then, we'll handle it." (The KH Crew left)
  • Spyro: "..... (Sighs)..... I'm gonna miss Kairi. But I'm confident that Sora and Tyro now residing in Radient Garden being restored of what Mang did to it is perhaps the best security around."
  • Sparx: "Sooooooo...... We pretty much did one of the primary reasons for the group's existence, so.... Now what?"
  • Cynder: "Well, obviously we're still gonna keep the universes safe from the villain teams and any latest threat. Kairi no longer being targeted just, makes things easier for us."
  • Po: "Yeah, that..... That is perhaps the most radical change this series went through. 10th anniversary really helped give a good push, huh?"
  • A still awe-strucked and flabber-gasted Icky, Iago and Boss Wolf came back.....
  • Icky: "..... (Wheeze coughs of disbelief with a bit of a weak laugh), Funny ya mentioned radical changes, Po-ster..... Cause, when we went to check up on Marco's Earth..... You guys, gotta see it to believe it."
  • Spongebob: "Oh I'm sure the Great Cycle wasn't that ba-"

Louger Computer.

  • Spongebob was blabbing like an idiot as the large white orb in space was seen.....
  • Pang Bing: "..... What matter of the spirit realm is this?! It looks like, a larger verson of my orb mother?!"
  • Kaa: "What in the world is THIS?!"
  • Shifu: "This, does not look anything anything the fault of the Great Cycle."
  • Mantis: "(This video)"
Animation - What The Hell Is That! (Ft

Animation - What The Hell Is That! (Ft. Markiplier)

Skip a few seconds

  • Icky: "That is LITTERALLY what I asked!"
  • Spongebob: "Well then Lougers, we're gonna get to the bottom of this-"
  • (Gazelle): "GUYS, ZOOTOPIA'S IN SERIOUS TROUBLE?!"
  • Spongebob: "Duh..... After THAT, we'll get to the bottom of this."

A few hours ago...

  • Antelopez: (On a megaphone) ATTENTION ALL CITIZENS OF HERBAVORIS!!! THE PREDATOR SEGREGATION MUST BE STOPPED!! PREDATORS ARE EQUALS!! VIVA LA REVOLUTION!!!
  • Dr. Zander: Ante, you're really pushing it.
  • Frog: DO YOU PEOPLE MIND?! MY TADPOLES ARE TRYING TO NAP!!!
  • Antelopez: We're TRYING to help predators, THANK YOU!! JUST GO SOMEWHERE ELSE!!! (The tadpoles were heard crying)
  • Frog: WELL NOW YOU'VE DONE IT!!
  • Antelopez: "(Still on Mega Phone) Oh, sorry about- (Realises she still had the mega phone and pulls it away from herself)..... Sorry about that."
  • Frog: "I mean, don't get me wrong, good on ya for trying to make a difference, but, Herbavoris' a lost cause. (Leaves with her tadpoles)."
  • Dr. Zander:.... Ante?
  • Antelopez: Don't give up. Let's not give Swineton the satisfaction of knowing we bailed too early.
  • Dr. Zander: "(Sighs), (Quietly) Because alchourse you'll be like that."
  • Antelopez: I have really good hearing, Zander. I know this sounds very crazy, but Gazelle took risks a lot.
  • Dr. Zander: "Well even she had faced even some momentarly legality issues once or twice."
  • Antelopez: Still. She never gave up. Even for how much Whyte tried to push her away, she never gave up. You don't let ANYONE ever see that they can push you around. You have to keep pushing.
  • Dr. Zander: "If you insist on it." (A montage of them protesting was seen until it moved onto the next day as everyone was fatigued)... (Yawns) Ante... Can we just stop?"
  • Antelopez: NO! We must keep trying.
  • Dr. Zander: (Dubbed as Squidward) LOOK AT THESE BAGS UNDER MY EYES!! EVEN MY BAGS HAVE BAGS!! (A close up and scream was screen)
  • Antelopez: "Eww! Ahem..... Okay, I am willing to allow a nap-break, but we're going back to business when we're energised again."
  • Dr. Zander: "Oh thank Orangu that you allowed THAT much at the least! (Comedically falls flat on his face)!....."
  • Anelopez: "(Sighs), I probuly need to invest on some coffee for him. (Picks up Zander and goes back to the hotel with the conked out Zebra)."
  • ???: WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU?! (Several fatigued herbivores were seen)
  • Hippo: We couldn't get ANY sleep last night because of you!!
  • Mouse: MUCH OF US GOT SLEEP DEPRIVATION!!!
  • Squirrel: (Did this)
SMG4 Sound Effect - Homer Simpson Gibberish

SMG4 Sound Effect - Homer Simpson Gibberish

  • Mouse: You're a REAL hero, lady.
  • Impala: You better get out of this town before we call the cops!!! (Some left while the rest plop to the ground asleep)
  • Antelopez:... (Sighs) I'll figure something out.
  • ???: Oh just give it up. (Rick appeared) It's not going to happen.
  • Antelopez: What?! Who do you think you are?!
  • Rick: Rick Milde. And what I say is true. That's how it goes here in Herbavoris. It's one of those 'Circle of Life' kind of things. It's literally in the name. Swineton has left just too firm an impact on this poor town.
  • Antelopez: Why should I believe you? You're a fox that came out of an alley. It's going to take a better predator than that to convince me that's true.
  • Rick: (Chuckles) You poor pipe dreamer. Very well. I'll prove it. Tell me if this story sounds familiar: naïve little doe with good grades and delusions of grandeur decides she's going to be like Gazelle and just go around the world establishing peace between predators and prey so they can live in harmony and sing 'Kum-Bi-Yah'. Only to find, whoopsie, it's not that simple. And that enthusiasm and ongoing persistence, double-whoopsie, she kept the entire block up all night with her protests. And whoopsie number threesie, no one cares about her or her goals. And soon enough those goals die, and our antelope sinks into an emotional rollercoaster of disappointment until finally she has no choice but to go back home and realize how wrong she was and just be a hopeless janitor. Is that about right? (Antelopez was shocked)... Now you better do as the citizens say or it won't just be your goals being crushed.
  • Antelopez: Now hold on just a leaf-grazing moment! Nobody tells me what I can or can't do. Especially not some fox who never had the guts to try and be anything better than a homeless criminal that likely took the easy road of being a con artist just because nobody trusted him.
  • Rick: That's how this town works, I'm afraid. I learned that the hard way. Nobody gives a flying feather about your goals. Face it, lady, life sucks, and we live in a world of desensitized apathetic assholes! So just get with the program and throw in the towel. (Starts to leave) Trust me, you'll thank me one day. Hang in there. (Left)
  • Antelopez:...... (Sighs)... I, am not, giving up. Though, (Looks at Zander) I do need to change my game a bit.

Radiant Garden

  • Kairi: (The KH characters arrived in Radiant Garden's ruins)...... (Takes a deep breath and sighs)... Home sweet home...
  • Sora: Yeah. But still beautiful even after the crap the Firebird pulled.
  • Wakka: Hmm. I could see this place at least being rebuilt. I'm just shocked the place was abandoned for this long even with all the significance it had.
  • Kairi: Sadly, Clockwerk made sure of that when he betrayed us. He was the one who ratted Uncle Shen's time in Radiant Garden to the Villain League.
  • Riku: What I was asking myself was why Clockwerk was even here to begin with. He was supposed to be an immortal cyborg owl. What was he doing with Kanji?
  • Kairi: Aqua told me about that when I asked the same question. She said it was an attempted reformation through reincarnation by Ansem and it was a failure because of the Villain League. His jealous and hateful heart from the achievements of the Coopers was just too dark to change. They brought him back to his original form through this remnant jealousy and hatred, and, well, the rest is history. He was back to being the cyborg owl he was by the time Sly became the antihero thief he is now. It was a move Cobra was proud of.
  • Donald: Shameful.
  • Goofy: Good thing that the Villain League is done with you. But the next plans from the rest of the franchise would seem like a next step.
  • Kairi: We can't worry about that now. Right now, it's time to get ready for our honeymoon.
  • ???: Interesting. (A familiar figure with a familiar giant bandaged sword appeared in the shadows)... Who would've guessed the junior hero that bested Cerberus years ago would elope here in my hometown at the same day of my father's death.
  • Sora:... Wait... Cloud Strife? (Cloud Strife appeared from the shadows)... Oh, my, God! How many years has it been?!?
  • Cloud: Roughly a decade.
  • Riku: "Well what brings you here?"
  • Cloud: "I was ask to escourt an eccentric old Duck who plans to put this place back togather by trying to enlist some of the finest builders of the United Universes."
  • Goofy: "Scrooge McDuck's here?"
  • Cloud: "Well, yeah. He heard about what went down with the Great Cycle thing. He basicly said it was about time the Leage abandoned their plans. He even went on abit of a rant about how they took forever on that."
  • King Mickey: "Well, it's certainly sporty of Scrooge to get this place back up and running."
  • Cloud: "Well, he's working with Yen Sid to help him with the project. Though, Yen said it entered an unexpected snag when his otherwise unfailable magic just, pooted on him."
  • King Mickey: "Huh? Well that's weird. Magic is never like that with Yen Sid."
  • Cloud: "Well, if you want to talk with him about it, you could try the Throwne Room. Just be careful though. There's a reason why I was asked to esscourt Scrooge here personally. There's talk of bandits looming in this place."
  • Sora: "We can take 'em if they show their mugshots at us. Now, let's go talk to Yen Sid."
  • Cloud: "Just keep in mind though.... These bandits are not like anything ever seen before."
  • The group headed on into the Radient Garden ruins, as distent figures were seen watching with binoculars....
  • Figure: "..... Look at that boys.... (The Bandits are reveiled to be Heartless Hybrids) Finally some action after nearly a decade. (Laughs wickedly as another more foreboding familiar figure watch and left with a familiar theme playing as he showed his single angel wing and long katana)."

Radient Throwneroom.

  • Yen Sid was sitting down as Scrooge was pacing back and forth.
  • Scrooge: "I don't be understanding this, Yen Sid. Usually your magic is nothing to scoff at. Now your wand is reduced to a sparkler all of a sudden."
  • Yen Sid: ".... Something isn't right..... I sense, an unusual presence in magic stream....."
  • Scrooge: "..... And, that would be?"
  • Yen Sid: ".... Oddly enough, no magic stream?"
  • Scrooge: "WHAAA?! No magic stream?!"
  • Yen Sid: "Now, we do still have the magic reserves, but if left unchecked they'll be depleted right away. I'll have to be sure to inform the High Councilers and warn them to enforce contemporary restrictions on magic useage across the United Universe."
  • Scrooge: "Well, I can understand abit of rationing, but, ya don't suppose this was from that Great Cycle nonsense, do you? Like, some kind of freak side-effect of it happening at all?"
  • Yen Sid: "Well, it could be alot of things. Thaumorpheus could deside to be having an off day. We became victims of a quantom glitch that cutted off magic to us, and/or the result of Antituamites meddling. Or dare I say, something happened to the Magic Realms."
  • Scrooge: "Well, I'm sure we can figure it out. Let's hope this is a temporary annoyence and things get back in working order."
  • Yen Sid: "Well, In the meantime, I ask that you return to the Refugee camp and think about this. I'll be back shortly when I find anything out-"
  • ???: Hello, boys.... Room for one more? (The longsword came out)
  • Scrooge: YOU!! What're you doing here?!
  • ???: My master Mirage sent me here. She's still worried about the weakening power of the Mask of Bastet, and Mang has yet to give a satisfying answer to that, so I am extremely ecstatic to oblige. She's like a mother to me.... So, where are these, reserves?
  • Cloud: (The group arrived) Master Yen Sid! We are glad to hear you decided to rebuild...... Radiant... Garden...... (The figure revealed himself to be Sephiroth as his Final Fantasy theme played)...
  • Sephiroth: Hello again, Cloud.
  • Cloud: SEPHIROTH!!!
  • Tidus: Who?
  • Cloud: He's the person Hades was helping me look for. He's my darkness given form.
  • (Deadpool): "So, we're going for the Kingdom Hearts idea about Cloud and Sephiroth and not the canon Final Fantasy one?"
  • Scroopfan: "Kinda the idea, Deadpool!"
  • (Deadpool): "Hey don't get me wrong, it's cool, cause it means Aerith isn't dead in Kingdom Hearts. What a hottie."
  • Sephiroth: "Tch, obviously that fallen god failed to mention that I was a sort've partner of the leage."
  • Cloud: "Tch, so it's not just that Fake Xehanort that is just another risk of an ineditable betrayal in their midsts, huh?"
  • Sephiroth: "Eh, not really, though I do plan to strike out on my own, when I am finally done with you, cloud. But be thankful it's not today, as I seek out the reserves."
  • Yen Sid: "They only exist within universes, Sephiroth. They're not exactly things to "Be Found"."
  • Sephiroth: "Perhaps not the reserves spefificly. But the object connected to the mana reverses with unfetheredable access? A whole other story."
  • Cloud: "Why go after that? It won't help much in freeing the Darkspawn."
  • Sephiroth: "Perhaps not. But it is needed to keep Mirage's mask stable. You see, the mask failing is actselly a red flag for something even more grim then what the fake Xehanort tried to do. And it might involve the Magic Realms. Even Maleficent has theroised that something has happened to the Magic Realms, something more serious then even your little theroies about it being the Great Cycle's fault, and something that occured in unison of the Great Cycle. The Cycle ended up being an unintended distraction, for something, of an equilly cosmicly heinous scale. Something enough, to upset Outer Gods."
  • Scrooge: "What kind of lovecraftian nonsense are you blabbering about boyo? Outer Gods?"
  • Sephiroth: "(Chuckles), Something for you to learn in due time. For now.... I'm off to find the item connected to the reserves. And I think surviving books of the Radient Libary, might be more co-operative."
  • Yen Sid: "Do not dare expect us to stand-by and let you prolonged the mask's hold."
  • Sephiroth: "Far from it. That's why, you'll be expecting some friends soon.... Say hello, to the Architect's rejects. (Vanished off as Hybrid Heartless broke down many walls and doors, as their leader came in first)...."
  • Hybrid Leader: "...... Pardon me, folks..... But you're in the terratory of the Freaks of Nature. A collection of some of that basturd demon Architect's old science projects about trying to make Heartless Hybrids. We're pretty much the guys that, didn't made the cut."
  • Fat Hybrid bodyguards appeared next to him.
  • Hybrid Leader: "Now, are you all gonna play nice and let us trade you off to Archy so that hellspawn can turn us back to normal and give us our lives back, or do we have to play rough?"
  • Female Hybrid looking abit like a fortune teller Heartless: "Why negosiate with them, Jack Freakson, ya know they're gonna refused anyway!"
  • Jack Freakson: "Hey come now, Sis, no reason we can't be negosiable."
  • King Mickey: "Sorry fellas, but we got more impourent things then be pawns for a hopeless attempt to try and appease to a Darkspawn."
  • Jack Freakson: ".... Ugh, hate it when Negosiations go sour. Okay freaks, let's let'em have it!"
  • ???: "Poison Clan, on me!"
  • The Freaks of Nature saw Fu-Xi and the Poison Clan charging at them!
  • Jack Freakson: "Wha the, deer with bad teeth and a Cobra?! What is this, Zootopia? (Fu-Xi smacked him down) D'OWA!?"
  • Fu-Xi: ".... Boy Sora and Kairi plus others, I suggest you follow our lead to safety and away from these abominations!"
  • Aqua: "They're not our concern for now anyway! Come on!"
  • The group made a retreat as the Freaks of Nature weren't able to catch them!
  • Jack Freakson: "...... Grrrr?! I ain't gonna lose out on being normal again?!"
  • A Little Red Nocturne was seen looking on to where the group was going......
  • Red Nocturne: "..... (Cute Voice) She's back...... I need to tell grand eldress! (Flew off!)"

An Unknown Location.

  • A Ruined Residental Area was seen crawling with sentient Heartless trying to make a relitive living as a White Mushroom Heartless was seen checking off a list, just as the Red Nocturne showed up!
  • Red Nocturne: "Overseer, we have to go to the Grand Eldress, it's urgent!"
  • Overseer: "Eh, what is it, Reddy?"
  • Reddy: "She's back, sir! She's back!"
  • The Overseer gasped!"
  • The two got before a large Grand Ghost that flouted depressedly over a foundton and got it's attention.
  • Overseer: "Eldress...... Kairi's back!"
  • Eldress: "..... (Old Woman's voice) Kairi?....."

Refugee Camp

  • Kairi:... So, um, Cloud?... You said this was your home too?
  • Cloud: Yes. (Hand-drawn flashbacks were seen) I was in the academy when you were still here. My father was a member of the guard. Then...... The fall of everything ruined it all. I watched as the true form of what was the loyal owl Clockwerk kill my father who was trying to capture Kairi.... That day, my heart manifested two sides. My light side created Tifa Lockhart... And my dark side created Sephiroth. (Tifa appeared)
  • Tifa: About times you came back, Cloud.... And look at you, Princess. You look just like your mother.
  • Kairi:... Thanks?
  • Tifa: Kanji was just like you when she was your age.... Or so I was told. Your father King Aaron was hunting an apocalyptic Heartless with his mighty Keyblade when he met her.
  • Kairi: I know. Shen and Tyro told me everything about my parents.... (Sighs)...
  • Sora: Well we came because me and Kairi are getting married.
  • Tifa:... Really? Well it's rude of Sephiroth to barge in. I just found you last month, so this is PRETTY unprecedented.
  • Wakka: (Slid next to her) Speaking of pretty, you are really.
  • Tifa: "Get too close, and I'll take a number from my crude counter-part of the Memeverse and REALLY mess you up. You don't want to know what my hands can do."
  • Wakka: "Whoa whoa whoa, chill, chill, I know when I come on too strong."
  • Goofy: "Uh, so, Cloud, you said something about a Doomsday-like Heartless Aaron was after?"
  • Cloud: ".... It was something unlike even other forms of Heartless. It was a creature that had been refered to as, Lost Link."

Flashback.

  • This Heartless was Seen
  • (Cloud): "The Lost Link is a strain of Kingdom Hearts creature, capable of snagging hearts of the deceased, and turning them into Sentient Heartless and the like, to then have them use the power to transfer a world into Kingdom Hearts without triggering a Keyhole."
  • That was seen happening.
  • (Cloud): "Lost Links are seen to be a heartless of an extinct strain of a cosmic force meant to use that Great Cycle thing you just resolved."
  • (Donald): "Omni-Hearts."
  • (Cloud): "And Aaron was trying to dispose of it..... But then, he ended up not the first one to get it."
  • The Architect was seen having contained the Lost Link as Aaron and followers were forced to retreat.
  • (Cloud): "Based on what I understand, the Architect used the Lost Link to do twisted experiments, which included the creation of those that now became Bandits."
  • The Architect was seen harnessing the Lost Link's power to turn strapped victims into what became the Freaks of Nature.
  • (Cloud): "The Architect wanted to see what Kingdom Hearts can truly do, to try and create perfect armies from them, to to better aide the Darkspawn. Both madness and cruelty, knew nary a bound."

Present

  • Cloud: "But when the Architect disappeared from this world come the Second War's end, the Lost Link came lost and vanished into the wilderness of Radient Garden. It's still out there, and now, alongside you people, the bandits hope by capturing you bunch and the Lost Link, they hope Architect will reward them with their humanity back."
  • Riku: "But they clearly sounded like they hated him for what he's done to them. They should know he would not be trusted."
  • Cloud: "But they reckitnesed his power, and think that only he with the Lost Link can fix them. They're at a point of desperation."
  • King Mickey: "Well they're barking up the wrong tree if they just want to be normal again. We might need the Lightflies' help for them."
  • Cloud: "But something to worry about later. We need to stop Sephiroth from finding this item connected to the Reserves."
  • Yen Sid: "He spoke of the Radiant Fountain, a Mana Pool said to be connected to the magic reserves and would be the next best shorce of magic during mana droughts or if something's wrong."
  • Scrooge: "Well unfortunately something is very much wrong indeed! We need to get to that Fountain before that one-winged pretty boy gets his mits on it!"
  • Terra: "But question is, where?"
  • Tyro was seen meditating.....
  • Tyro: "..... I believe it is something known to an archiver in a remote rural village some miles off in the castle. But we must be weary that they were turned into sentient Heartless in in the war's aftermath. They're might be afraid of strangers cause of fearing of being treated like monsters."
  • Huifang: "Isn't that abit paranoid?"
  • Fu-Xi: "Given the circumstances, I hardly deem this an unreasonable notion. Folks of this world, likely gained negitive conceptions of what they now don as their forms."
  • Cloud: Well you should know very well from our Final Fantasy counterparts that Sephiroth is a dangerous man.
  • Donald: Well yeah, hopefully he can't have enough power to summon that overkill Supernova ability of his.
  • Cloud: He's done far worse before. But yes, those mainly require magic. And given magic is on the fritz, he's looking for the fountain as not only revenge on us, but also to recharge the Mask of Bastet.
  • Donald: Ahh phooey. And I was looking forward to Sora's wedding.
  • Goofy: At this point, fighting an endless wave of bad guys is how heroes can get married.
  • Kairi: Tell me about it. And I've done some badass stuff. Remember the rocket chase with Anima?
  • Tifa: UAAAGH, YOU ACTUALLY DID THAT WITH SORA?! DID WE SERIOUSLY HAVE TO KNOW THAT?!
  • Donald:... NOT 'ENEMA', LADY!!! 'ANIMA'!!! A-N-I-M-A!! A GHOST PENGUIN THAT MADE PEOPLE CRY AND NEARLY KILL THEMSELVES!!!
  • Goofy: It was weird.
  • Donald: "Alot of SAF Chronicles Season 1 stuff was mostly weird."
  • Tifa:... What world did you live in?
  • Kairi: One with the weirdest family you could find.
  • King Mickey: "Well, I would suggest calling the Lougers, but knowing them, they're bound to get caught in business as usual, so, I think we have to contend with this ourselves."
  • Riku: "May as well, and save the Lougers from another Kingdom Hearts Headache after what we went through with the Cycle."
  • Sora: Well I hope their adventure starts out well.
  • Donald: "Knowing them, who knows what they gotten themselves into?"

Chapter 3: Taskforce Under Swineton's Kommand/Arrest and Custody of Antelopez/Mayor Swineton

Hotel Street

  • ???: Good sir... You are about to do something very crucial. Have her turned in as a citizen and your mayor will reward you greatly.
  • Sheep:... Easier said than done, Chief. She kept the people up all night with her protests. It's disturbing the peace and it needs to be corrected.
  • ???: "That's the spirit." (Chuckles and leaves)
  • Sheep:... (On multiple calls on his iPhone)... Guys. The mayor and TUSK need us! Go get whatever pre-retirement gear you have. TEAM COOLWOOL IS COMING BACK! (An electric guitar solo was heard)... Oh, it's just you guys. Are your husbands/wives there?... Well can you leave a message for them?... Yeah, it's the Team Coolwool thing... HEY DON'T LAUGH, IT'S A COOL NAME!!... I know, I know, but it's just a onetime thing. At least I hope so just as much as you do...

Hotel

  • Dr. Zander: Ante, I don't think this is going well. People just labeled our protests as disturbing the peace. Maybe calling out Swineton publicly was a bad idea after all.
  • Antelopez: Protests are NOT disturbing the peace. They arrest me for that, they're just impeding my freedom of speech, and that's against the law too. I did something that no other had done. Rest assured, Swineton won't do either if she wishes to stay in Herbavoris' favor. Even she wouldn't dare paint herself as either a coward or a heartless jerk to her people. I simply put her between a rock and another rock. It's going to be fine, Zander. I'm going to help Gazelle no matter what. Just have faith. What could she possibly do that- (Pigs in SWAT suits burst in)
  • Pig Officer: Antelopez Gerenzetti, we have received a report from a citizen where you were. You're under arrest for high treason.
  • Antelopez:... Seriously? Oh, come on, Swineton, that has got to be the all-time WEAKEST cover-up story ever! You expect people to believe some random citizen turned me i-
  • The Same Sheep: "(Shows up) Yeah, that's the same lady that distrupted my community outing with that protest she done did! I wasn't able to read my books in peace with all that protesting! This is a major public disturbance!"
  • Antelopez:............ Swineton put you up to this, I KNOW she did.
  • Sheep: UGH! HOW DARE YOU?!? OFFICERS, YOU KNOW WHAT TO DO!! (They arrest Antelopez)

News

  • Swineton: (With Antelopez in custody) Let this be a lesson to any out there who think they know what everyone in my city thinks. This treasonous antelope was reported by a loyal citizen. To everyone who agreed with her, let THIS prove you wrong.
  • Antelopez: YOU SENT THAT SHEEP TO TURN ME IN AND MAKE IT LOOK LIKE PEOPLE SUPPORT YOU!!! YOU REALLY ARE A COWARD- (A pig officer tasered her) AAAAAAAAHHHGH!!!
  • Swineton: Do not EVER throw baseless accusations about me. (To camera) This is the law of Herbavoris. I don't need to do anything when people will do it for me. And the citizen only said it was because of disturbing the peace, and NOT because of me. Someone not from Herbavoris do NOT speak for it. Antelopez has been sentenced to 20 years of incarceration for treason and disturbing the peace.
  • Antelopez: YOU WON'T GET AWAY WITH THIS, YOU HEARTLESS WITCH- (The pig officers amplified the taser into a more intense shock) EEEYYYYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGHHHH!!!! (She fell unconscious as she was taken away)
  • Swineton: That will be all.

Prison

  • Dr. Zander: (In a visiting room) This was exactly what I tried to warn you about. Now you got yourself thrown in jail!
  • Antelopez: "Zander, please, this isn't helping."
  • Dr. Zander: "I know..... (Quietly) That is why I'm going to bring this to Gazelle's attention. I believe that this time, Swineton crossed a line."

Now at the point in time when the Lougers are about to be called into action.

  • Spongebob: "Well then Lougers, we're gonna get to the bottom of this-"
  • (Gazelle): "GUYS, ZOOTOPIA'S IN SERIOUS TROUBLE?!"
  • Spongebob: "Duh..... After THAT, we'll get to the bottom of this."

Communicaton's room.

  • Lord Shen: "Listen Gazelle, by all means we care for Zootopia, but keep note that whatever problem it has at the moment might pale in compairison to Boss Wolf's, Icky's, and Iago's discovery."
  • Gazelle: "There'll always be time to worry about whatever they found, there's practicly zero time to worry about what happened to one of my old friends!"
  • Spongebob: "What's wrong?"
  • Gazelle: "It's my friend, Antelopez, she-"
  • Icky snickers....
  • Icky: "Antelopez, good one. I mean, I know you're stage name is Gazelle, but at least you have a real name."
  • Gazelle: "Please focus. She tried to protest at the infamous Herbavoris."
  • Tigress: "Herbavoris?"
  • Gazelle: "To make a long story short, it's a police state city where the mayor made herbavores the superior beings above predators."
  • Kolwalski: "Well tecnecally biologically speaking, predators are superior by design of evolution cause of being made to hunt and-"
  • Gazelle: "Well as a civilised socity Zootopia became, evolutionary traits are irrelivent. Point is, Predators are made to wear shock collars and are treated like an abused minority and second class citizens."
  • Icky: "Good grief, it's literally the scrapped Zootopia plot back when Nick was gonna be the main guy."
  • Gazelle: "Antelopez was arrested for her protests to bring awareness being labeled as "disturbing the peace"."
  • Skipper: "Well fair's fair, those guys could not be used to the idea of someone trying to say nice things about Preds."
  • Gazelle: "That is an undersell of what's wrong with those people. Fear has such a grip on them, they don't realize how wrong this society truly is. They are unable to look at the grander picture."
  • Duke: "Yeah, trust me, Herbavoris has gone to hell, and it ain't easy to roll it back out."
  • Lord Shen: "Well what the bloody devil made your friend think she can fix that place?"
  • Gazelle: "Part of that, is my fault. She likely took my beliefs to heart and tried something even I had yet to succeed in."
  • Lord Shen: "(Sighs) Very well, we'll get to work on recovering your friend, and likely it'll spiral to another adventure of taking down a tyrant if I can predict this accurately, and spoiler alert, I think it's spot on, but then afterwords, we'll show you how serious our discovery is."
  • Gazelle: "Well for now it'll have to take a number, because Zootopia needs help. (Goes off as the Lougers follow)."

Herbavoris Prison

  • Zander had left as this point as Antelopez was seen anxiously sitting down.
  • Swineton arrived with a trio of boars with over-the-top weaponry.....
  • Swineton: "..... Hello, Antelopez, is it? I like to think we, got off on the wrong hoof."
  • Antelopez: "You call throwing me in jail for 20 years for challenging you "getting off on the wrong hoof"?"
  • Swineton: "Ya know, I know you're likely snippy at me for a moment, but hear me out before ya bite the hoof feeding you. You see, the Herbavoris 98th Anniversery is coming up, and we're holding a special occasion at the Herd Stadium coincidentally next to the bug house where we're keeping the newly-discovered Feral Monarchs. Ya know, those butterflies that're starting to actselly think and with the touch that turns us into mindless animals?"
  • Antelopez: "Well, yes, Zander talked about that with me, it's, it's an amazing discovery..... A shame it's by a city in a less-than-desired position, enemigo."
  • Swineton: "Eh, Zootopia can't always be on the center stage of the world, missy. Now, anyway...... I kinda don't have any other sing-sony folks like you at the moment wanting to sing at the Anniversery, and the pre-show celebration of animal existence can only be enough, so.... I am willing to, exsponged you criminal profile, if, you do me this favor of singing for the show."
  • Antelopez: "Duh, WHY would I sing for celebrating Herbavoris going downhill? You essentially fooled everyone by using that sheep."
  • Swineton: ".... Look at it like this, the citizens of Herbavoris only failed to take you seriously, because they haven't been given the impression that you have the same shtick as Gazelle. They only saw the boring political side and now the hip-shakey side. Why else do ya think people take her seriously otherwise? She has quite the captain's quarters and knows how to use it! I mean, I'm sure ya have a GREAT voice.... Why waste it being in prison?"
  • Antelopez: "If you think I'm the kinda girl stupid enough to play devil's advocate when I was originally here to get rid of them, then you are mistaken!"
  • Swineton: "Well, good thing I swayed the judges to change your sentence into community service and that it SO happened to be centered on the anniversery, that way, actual compliance doesn't have to be a factor!"
  • Antelopez: "YOU'RE TURNING ME INTO A SLAVE?!"
  • Swineton: "Oh sweetie, try view more like, intense community service."
  • Antelopez: How about no? I don't care what will happen if I don't, but I won't. EVER!
  • Swineton:... Then let's make it serious. If you do it, I will grant you your freedom. But if you don't...... Well, (Zander was dragged back in by some Boars), We just discovered your boyfriend making an unwelcomed conversation to the police force of Zootopia and dragging, unwanted inter-city baggage to what was suppose to be an isolated event, so, why not make things more, personally motivated for you?... (Snaps as the armed pigs threaten Zander first by shooting him in the foot hoof as he screamed)
  • Antelopez: ZANNY!!!
  • Swineton: NOW I think we understand each other, and we know I'm not a coward. I'm not afraid to kill another herbivore if they threaten me.
  • Antelopez: YOU'RE GOING TO MURDER MY FIANCÉ?!
  • Swineton: What you call murder, I call execution. And unfortunately for you, I have the diplomatic immunity to allow it.
  • Antelopez:... You're going to pay for this. I don't know how long I'm going to be on your leash, but no matter what it takes, I'm going to make you regret EVERY decision you've ever made in your filthy worthless life! The only reason I don't punch you in your massive snout and escape with Zanny right now is because I know it'll just waste energy. I don't know how many other herbivores you've ruined, hurt, or killed besides us, and frankly I don't care. The only thing I care to know even SLIGHTLY at this point, is WHY?! What reason could you have to do all this to predators and prey alike and make their lives all the more unbearable?!?
  • Swineton: That's not your business. Your business is singing for me. Unless you want your loved one to be black and white, but red all over more than any tabloid. And just in case you get any ideas... (The Sheep and his team appeared) They will be keeping their eyes on you.
  • Antelopez:... I knew it. I'm telling everyone!
  • Swineton: Go ahead. All it will do is get your fiancé killed. Nobody will believe you and the sheep will find out.
  • Sheep #2: Yes. WE SEE EEEEEVVERRYYYYYYYTHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINNNGGGG!!!! (Twists his head around freaking everyone out until it was revealed to be a fake head while the real head was inside his shirt as he laughed) THE LOOK ON YOUR FACES!!!
  • Sheep: We're ALWAYS watching...... AAAAAALWAYS! (The armed pigs take away Zander)
  • Antelopez: ZANDER!!!!
  • Swineton: He'll be fine, as long as you do your part.
  • Antelopez: HOW CAN I SING KNOWING YOU'RE HOLDING MY FIANCÉ HOSTAGE?!?
  • Swineton: That's your problem. This is what happens when you step out of line. Now go! (The sheep escort her away).... As for you Zebra face, your story about that wound is that you got caught in a Pred Pack War and managed to survive, got it? I would prefer it if I don't have to dispose of my bargaining chip with your girlfriend, and frankly, I don't think she'll be crazy for it neither, comprende?
  • Zander: "You know, things like this are why she's even after you?!"
  • Swineton: "Well, at least you're enlighten that legal issues, were the least of your problems, Zebra boy. Now, back to the dusty old museum with ya. (Left) I got politics and stuff to do, M'kay?"
  • Antelopez: ("Ugh. Gazelle, wherever you are, please hurry.")

Outer Space

  • The Van got caught in space traffic.
  • Icky: "HOW IS THERE TRAFFIC IN SPACE, IT'S LITTERALLY A GIANT STAR-FILLED VOID?!"
  • Mr. Dodo: There's space traffic in the Buzz Lightyear world.
  • Merlin: "Tch, no problem, it's nothing alittle magic can't fix. (Tries to use his wand, but it farted on him).... Oh?"
  • Po: ".... Did your wand.... Just fart?"
  • Patrick: "I think Merlin's wand has started to try burritos."
  • Merlin: "It's not that, you pink lummox! It's..... It's an oddity. It appears that, my magic isn't working."
  • Pang Bing: "I'm going to save other magic users some trouble and say that the Magic Stream is, noticingly absint."
  • Alex: "Wait wait wait, you mean..... Magic is not working right now?"
  • B.O.B.: "Aw shucks, guys, magic took a vacation."
  • Pang Bing: "It's not that, you blobby oaf. I litterally, cannot sense the Magic Stream's presence.... It's like.... Something happened to it."
  • Icky: "Well no problem, we still have Gazelle and the Uniter Blade, which is powered by an entirely different force!"
  • Pang Bing: "True, in light of the Great Cycle, Kingdom Hearts energy is being momentarly cut off for a certain period until the Sisters get everything back in order, which might not be done in time for the Uniter Blade to be of use in this mission. It may as well be an overglorifived letter opener now."
  • Icky: "..... Well, frick."
  • Po: "Ya don't suppose it has something to do with that giant space orb, do you?"
  • Lord Shen: "A problem for when after we contend with Zootopia's issue. Magic's absence is but a negated inconvinence. It won't be nessersary for a run of the mill case of dealing with a city under a regime. We'll just have to be cautious from there on. Besides, we'll be having aide of Judy and Nick, alongside Jade and her comrades as our aide anyway, so it's not like this revelation is TOO dishastorious."
  • Sam: "Buuuuuut..... We ARE still stuck in space traffic."
  • Lord Shen: "..... Bollicks."
  • Mr. Dodo: "Actselly, let me try something. (Intercom) Just a reminder to all space travelers, in space, you can go in any spefific direction you want, there's no need for having traffic like this. (They did that as they end up going all over the place and nearly avoided crashing into each other)... Oh dear."
  • Boss Wolf: That's probably what the traffic system is for. (On intercom) NEVER MIND, DODD WAS JUST BEING A DODO!!! (They resumed traffic)... (Off intercom) We're gonna send these people alot of apology gifts after this.
  • Mushu:... Well we're going to be here for a while.

Radient Garden

  • Reddy and Overseer were seen going into the forest.
  • Overseer: "I don't know why Eldress has us go out of our way to seek out that group when they're coming to us anyway."
  • Reddy: "Well the Eldress wants to make sure they don't get lost in the attempt to find us. We are abit of a remote location after all."
  • Overseer: "(The two were secretly watched by a familier figure) I would figure that, it's just, is it really nessersary?"
  • Reddy: "It's also to make Kairi understand an impourent detail about Eldress. An extremely impourent truth sort'a deal."
  • Overseer: "Fair point, fair point, it's just, I don't like these blasted woods is all."
  • Reddy: "Well relax, you big baby, we'll be back into the village before you know it."
  • The figure, turning out to be the Lost Link, began to cry softly with a woman's voice, as she zoomed off into the forest.

Sora and group's location.

  • The Group were seen traversing the same forest.
  • Huifang: "These forests feel, super spooky."
  • Jade Tusk: "Keep your nerves, Huifang. The sooner we find that village and the archiver, the better we can find that foundtain and ensure it's safety."
  • Cloud: "And if we can, take down Sephiroth and find the Lost Link."
  • Fu-Xi: "Well if everything goes according to plan, we'll be done so quick it'll be like ever needing the Lougers' help would be an after-thought- (The Freaks of Nature appeared, surrounding the group in a circle)..... I don't particularly care for the Universe's sense of humor this time around."
  • Jack Freakson: "Okay, listen good. Capturing you losers, AND hopefully the Lost Link along the way back to Architect, is LITTERALLY our best shot for humanity! So if you just F*****G co-operate with us, nobody has to get hurt?!"
  • The Lost Link was seen hiding behind a near-by tree and over-heard the Jack's words.
  • Yen Sid: "I would like to spare us the trouble of having to contend with this nonsense and warn you that the Architect will not honor the demands of what he deemed to be failures."
  • Jack Freakson: "YOU DON'T KNOW THAT?! If we give him what he wants, he'll have to restore our humanity!!"
  • Riku: "What makes you sad dopes even believe he would care about Kairi, or us for that matter?"
  • Jack Freakson: "Well I'm sure he can turn you bunch into another set of hybrids when we sweeten the deal with the Lost Link, should we catch it!"
  • Fu-Xi: "Tch, are you pathetic cretins really so sad about not being hairless apes anymore that you would hope a demon honors an arrangement? He'll sooner take the creature back from you louts and leave you with nothing!"
  • Jack Freakson: "OKAY, THAT TEARS IT?! (The Lost Link was becoming conflicted) I tried, to be nice about it, BUT NOW YOU FORCED MY HAND?! WE'RE GONNA DRAG YOUR ASSES BACK TO OUR BASE WHERE WE HAVE A PORTAL TO SKULLIAN PRIME UP AND READY, AND THEN, WE'RE GONNA-"
  • The Lost Link pointed both arms at the area and fired black fog that blinded the bandits, but Sora was able to use his keyblade to shine a light and allow the group to escape!
  • Kairi looked back and saw a glimse of the Lost Link being behind the fog, then the Lost Link quickly retreated back into the forest!
  • Jack's voice: "DAMN IT DAMN IT DAMN IT?!"
  • Yen Sid: "WE MUST EVADE?! WHEREVER THAT MIST CAME FROM, IT WON'T LAST LONG!!"
  • The Group made a run for it as the fog fades and the Freaks of Nature charged after them as this played!
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  • Jack: AFTER THEM!!!! (Lost Link got angry and used metamorphic powers to ensnare all except a few who actually harmed it as the bandits escape)
  • Kairi:... Was that the Lost Link?
  • Cloud: Yes. It most certainly was. It's been the same as it was since your father almost slain it. He was a celebrated king that discovered a Keyblade and used it to it's purest, slaying the worst of Heartless. But unfortunately, he lost the Keyblade that was once his, the Radiant Star.
  • Kairi:... Then where is i- (Tremoring steps appeared before them as the Lost Link was now more mutated than before as it was now a blend between Ansem's Guardian, a Neo Darkside with some feminate features, and some vague vistage of it's normal form and had King Aaron's Keyblade lodged through it's head as it wept eternal tears)
  • Riku: JESUS!! Kairi, your dad sure was merciless on it.
  • Cloud:... It seems the Keyblade is giving it eternal pain and it thus wants to be free of it. It's even caused it's own being to grow from the buildup of such endless pain.
  • Huifang: "Well oddly enough, it seemed interested in fighting off those bandits. (The Lost Link was beating up the bandits)!"
  • Scrooge: "..... If I don't know any better, I'd say the Lost Link might not be as bad as you say."
  • Kairi: I knew that just from the crying alone. My father must have gotten the wrong idea when he lodged that Keyblade into the poor thing.
  • Cloud: "Potaintionally, but we still need to get moving. We wouldn't want to get caught in that. (The group ran off as the Lost Link cornered a frighten Bandit Heartless Hybrid member, as the Lost Link grabbed him as he screamed)"
  • The sight of the forest was seen as a flash occured as a heart flew off into the sky!
  • The Lost Link was breathing heavly, as it turned back into it's basic form, crying softly, then it retreated into the woods again.....
  • Jack Freakson and his sister looked on hidden......
  • Jack's sister: "..... We lost Brandon, Jack."
  • Jack Freakson: "So I noticed!! Ugh! You'd think an injured hyper heartless would be easy to face?!"
  • Jack's sister: "Well what do we do now?"
  • Jack Freakson: "..... Go find the others and regroup back into the camp. We're gonna need a new way to nab those punks AND get the Lost Link!!"
  • Jack's sister: "I'm not sure the others would even want this anymore after Brandon got-"
  • Jack Freakson: "DO YOU WANT TO STOP LOOKING LIKE THE FREAK YOU ARE NOW OR WHAT, SILIARA?!"
  • Siliara: "..... I'll, do what I can."
  • Siliara want off as Jack Freakson stood still......
  • Jack Freakson: "...... I'll be sure to nail those punks extra hard for Brandon......"

Meanwhile...

  • Sora's group became exhuasted......
  • Donald: "..... (Sighs)..... I think we lost them."
  • Jade Tusk: "I heard what sounded like the Lost Link claiming one of the bandits."
  • Kairi: "..... Guys..... The Lost Link DEFINITELY isn't as bad as it seemed."
  • Cloud: "Kinda figured that when it attacked things it's power created. I'm starting to get the feeling that the Lost Link could not be of true loyalty to Architect."
  • Fu-Xi: "Well if so, then I can diffently concur that your dad had the wrong idea trying to stab the damn thing, Kairi."
  • Kairi: "I got that. He likely thought the Lost Link was no different than any other Heartless. It seemed that way to even us before we saw a true glimpse of Kingdom Hearts and how the Heartless were just misunderstood. Also, it's power didn't do any favors. But otherwise, we need to figure out what is going on."
  • Yen Sid: "Then we need to get to that village to get many needed answers on top of figuring out the Fountain's location."
  • Huifang: "Thing is though...... Where are we?"
  • Tifa: I don't know, but we'll find out.
  • Scrooge: Indeed. You're glad to be amongst me. I AM Scrooge McDuck. I'm tougher than the toughies and smarter than the smarties.
  • Kairi: Considering your impossible feats are treated the same way as Batman's, I'll take your word for it. (She and Sora laughed a bit).
  • Huifang: "If only we had guides though."
  • (Reddy): "Overseer, I think that's our cue."
  • (Overseer): "But my cue-cards are not ready yet!"
  • (Reddy): "Seriously?! What is with you and having cue-cards to talk with new people?!"
  • (Overseer): "Well I don't want to seem like an awkword talker!"
  • Fu-Xi: ".... I do believe, we have an audience."
  • (Reddy): AW DASH IT ALL, THEY NOTICED!!!
  • (Overseer): (Sighs), May as well roll with it. (The two came out) Hello, fare travelers.
  • Reddy: And hello, you lucky princess. Glad you finally found marriage.
  • Sora: Name's Sora. Kairi lived on Destiny Islands with me after Radiant Garden was destroyed. We... Kinda, fell in love there? I don't know, me and Riku's rivalry kinda stemmed from her. We both wanted to keep her safe, and I ended up being the guy since poor Riku got roped into darkness.
  • Overseer: We know. I, am the Overseer.
  • Reddy: And I'm Reddy.
  • Tidus: Ready for what?
  • Reddy: Nonono, that's my name. The A is a D.
  • Selphie:... And just like that, you're someone hard to take seriously.
  • Fu-Xi: "Believe you me, if the Lougers were here, they'd already be laughing their butts off."
  • Reddy: ".... I'll, take your word for it."
  • Huifang: "So, I take it you two weird sentient Heartless dudes are with the village we're looking for? (Jade Tusk smacked her) OW?!"
  • Reddy: "Well, I suspect you guys are looking for the Archiver cause of that fountain biz with the Missing Wing Angel dude, right? I saw that mess unfold for myself, and let me tell ya, that guy, doesn't look like a dude that's been to too much social gatherings."
  • Cloud: That would be Sephiroth. He's with the Villain League as Mirage's commander and... Since the Great Cycle, she wants Sephiroth to help get magic for her weakening power while developing his own for revenge.
  • Kairi: Mirage is the Mask of Bastet possessing the body that used to be my mother.
  • Hayden: Ouch.
  • Pence: That sucks.
  • Tyro: So, where is this 'Archiver' in your village specifically?
  • Reddy: "Oh, you'll see him in time, but first, you guys need to see the Eldress of our place. Trust us, it's, something of personal impourence."
  • Aqua: I hope so. We're kind of in a hurry. Those freaks and Sephiroth completely eavesdropped the honeymoon.
  • Sora: (Hands behind his head) We'll be fine. We've faced a lot worse. We don't need the Lodgers OR magic to kick some ass... I hope.

Chapter 4: Chief Hornberger/Trudy Bopps' First Day And Life

Bogo's Office

  • Bogo: (As Nick and Judy came head for his office) Are you sure you want us to send undercover officers to Herbavoris, sir? You know as well as I that we have no authority there!
  • (Lionheart): I know, Chief, but I'm afraid we have no choice. Gazelle called me after Antelopez, in her one-phone call offer in police custody, called her. She's ASKING for us to get to the bottom of this and save Antelopez, and expects us to be on it by the time she and the Lodgers arrive. They're sort of stuck in space traffic, if that makes any sense.
  • Bogo: (Sighs) Very well. But I'm afraid our lack of authority still stands. All this is will be a rescue operation. But that will mean we will be faced with authoritative scorn, you know that right?
  • (Lionheart): I promise you, I'll take the full responsibility and turn any complaints to my direction. There's little T.U.S.K. can do to a politician. Also, it will be just about time for me to talk some sense into Swineton. If I can't do anything big, I will at least ask her to call this off. You understand?
  • Bogo:... (Sighs) If you insist, sir! I will send my best officers. Bogo out. (He hangs up as he saw Nick and Judy)... Oh, morning, Wilde. Morning, Hopps!
  • Nick:... Herbavoris mission, I see?
  • Bogo: (Sighs) Unfortunately, yes! It's been a WHILE since we dealt with the literal hogwash that city had.
  • Nick: Ugh, tell me about it! That place is garbage! I would NEVER set foot on that place even if my life DEPENDED on it!
  • Judy: Well, it's clear that we need to now Nick, since he said he was sending his best, which MAY include us.
  • Bogo: Well, I wouldn't say best, as opposed to the most available. Believe it or not, I STILL have a little doubts about you, Hopps, ESPECIALLY when you're about to be on what I can guess is the most IMPORTANT mission of your career.
  • Nick: I'd say so! Herbivores there have proved that they CAN, if given the chance, rally up against predators.
  • Judy: Though, not to try and repeat history, Chief, but why are you giving me doubts about this?
  • Bogo:... Because... I know the power of Herbavoris' police force, because I KNOW it's leader.
  • Judy:... The leader?
  • Bogo: Indeed. Come with me.

Zootopian Police Academy

  • Bogo: (In the trophy room, he shows them the trophies of both him and another student)... The staff here wanted to honor the both of us regardless of the other doing a horrible thing.
  • Judy: (Notices the trophies)... 'Desmond Melvin Hornberger'?
  • Nick: (Seeing his face portrait) Wow! A giant forest hog. The biggest of the pig family. I can see where THIS is going.
  • Bogo: Yes. Hornberger and me were here at the same time... Because we... Were rivals!

Flashback

  • (Bogo): We lived in the same neighborhood in Savanna Central. We even had a good view of the city itself. And the first time we met, it was what I considered one of my happiest moments. We first met, and we became friends when we learned we had the same dream: police duty... Though... Only briefly.
  • Young Bogo: I'm sorry, you wanna WHAT?!?
  • Young Hornberger: Uh, I wanna be police chief! Duh! What's the big deal?
  • Young Bogo: Well... That DOES seem like asking for too much. The chief of police sounds like the BIGGEST responsibility. You're talking about LEADING the police force in it's entirity. That's not something you can ask politely for.
  • Young Hornberger: HAH! You're just jealous that I want to go this far!
  • Young Bogo: Hey, hey, whoa, I'm just trying to make a point here.
  • Young Hornberger: Well, say what you want, I'm gonna be a BIG boss. I'll make Zootopia's police MUCH better.
  • Young Bogo:... Wow!... Egocentric, much?
  • Young Hornberger: (Scoffs)... Are you saying YOU'RE any better?
  • Young Bogo: I could! I'm a Cape buffalo! When we both grow up, I'll be much taller than you. So, by that logic, I'd be WAY better at leading the police than you'd ever be.
  • Young Hornberger: Excuse you, but I'd make a GREAT chief!
  • Young Bogo: Well, compared to me, you'd only be a... Vice-Chief at best! You may be the biggest of the pigs, but the police would NEVER make a pig like YOU chief. You're egotistical, and given the stereotype infamy, they'd just call you an unhygienic hog or, given your species, an aggressive lout!
  • Young Hornberger: Oh, look who's talking! I'd say the same thing about YOU! You're species is known to be jerks as well!
  • Young Bogo: After the spanks I've taken from my dad, I won't call you a liar. But what makes that different is that I would use MY temper for what's GOOD for the force, unlike YOU, who might louse it up because you could likely put your own ego ahead of those that depend on you.
  • Young Hornberger: Oh, you dirty cow! That's it! You and I are no longer friends!
  • Young Bogo: Fine by me, I would NEVER wanna be friends with YOU! If you wanna be the chief SO MUCH, then don't come crying to me for not saying "I told you so!"
  • Young Hornberger: Oh, you think you know SO much about police work, why don't you prove it? We'll settle this like TRUE animals. May the best animal earn the position.
  • Young Bogo: Well, I guess-
  • Young Hornberger: NOT DONE YET! If you lose, you have to publicly admit that you were WRONG about ALL that you just said, and once more, you gotta quit the force!
  • Young Bogo:... No! I REFUSE to stoop to THAT level of gambling! Shame on you for even ADDING that! We'll just do this with NO stakes!
  • Young Hornberger: Suit yourself!
  • (Bogo): And so, that was when our fierce rivalry began. We trained so hard and trumped each other one-by-one! (They did so in various ways)... Then one day, the Chief of Police at that time drove by and saw us. After learning from the neighbors about our rivalry, he came by and visited us.
  • Past Chief: So, you two wanna be the Chief of the ZPD one day, huh?
  • Young Bogo: Yeah, but THIS guy is too egotistical to qualify! I told him that you'd NEVER allow an envious jerk like HIM to be your leader.
  • Young Hornberger: Oh, sure, embarrass me in front of the Chief himself! Typical of you buffalos!
  • Past Chief: Wow! A forest hog and a buffalo are arguing about my position in the future. Typical for you guys. No offense.
  • Young Bogo: (At the same time with Hornberger) None taken!
  • Young Hornberger: (At the same time with Bogo) Much taken! (The two looked angrily at each other)...
  • Young Hornberger/Young Bogo:... (Pointing at each other) WELL, HE'S A LOT MEANER THAN I AM!!! (They were surprised at each other)
  • Young Hornberger: YOU'VE GOT SOME NERVE, YOU SON OF A BISCUIT FOR BITING BIMBOS!!!
  • Young Bogo: YOU'RE THE MEANEST, AND YOU KNOW IT!!!
  • Young Hornberger: BUT YOU SAID YOURSELF YOU'LL BE BIGGER THAN ME IN THE FUTURE, SO YOU'RE AGGRESSION WILL SO OBVIOUSLY TRUMP MINE!!! WE COULD'VE PROVEN THAT!!!
  • Young Bogo: YOU THINK SIZE MATTERS IN REGARDS TO AGGRESSION?!? WELL, THINK AGAIN, YOU BIG FAT PIG!!! (The two slap-fought as Nick was heard laughing)
  • (Nick): Sorry, sorry, I can't think straight with the idea of Bogo and the hog guy getting into a slap fight!! (Laughs)
  • Past Chief: Kids, kids, please, calm down! I know what'll cheer you up! How about a tour to the Zootopian Police Academy?
  • Young Bogo/Young Hornberger: YES... Uh, I mean, sure! UH, WHY ARE WE IN SYNC?!?
  • Past Chief: (Chuckles) The neighbors were right! You two really SHOULD'VE stayed friends. (While chuckling) Because you're both pig-headed showoffs! I doubt NEITHER of you will take my position any time soon. Just inform your parents about the trip. Here's two passes that'll allow you permission. (He hands them two passes)
  • (Nick): (Chuckles) Wow! Despite your differences, you really KNEW what you were talking about. I can see why you're in this position.
  • (Bogo): Indeed. Anyway, we both went to the Academy with our parents, and I must say, it was as impressive as I pictured it. We were both as enthusiastic as you'd expect our child minds to be.
  • Camp Tour Guide: Well, everyone, as probable future students, you need to know that police work means a LOT of responsibilities, and a LOT more sacrifices. You have to follow PROPER police protocol, and you HAVE to be the best officers you can be! Yes, I'm looking at Hornberger and Bogo here! Otherwise, ego or not, YOU'LL BE DEAD!!!
  • (Judy):... Was that the-
  • (Bogo): Indeed. That's Major Drill Instructor Friedkin. She was the tour guide back then. And even by the time we enrolled, she became the Drill Instructor. But back then, she was who taught us what it was like to be a cop in it's VERY heart.
  • Young Hornberger: DEAD?!? HAH! I'm sure to be chief before you know it! (The other tourists laughed at this)
  • Young Bogo: (Sighs) Oh, here we go! DON'T MIND HIM, HE DOESN'T KNOW WHAT HE'S TALKING ABOUT!!
  • Young Hornberger: At least I know YOU'LL never be the chief either! Unless you can prove it to me! Winner takes all, loser calls it quits! (Everyone gasped)
  • Young Bogo: No way! That's TOTALLY not cop-worthy! I'll NEVER agree to any bets you want. I may not be chief at all, but at least I'll be better than YOU'LL ever be! (The tourists ooed)
  • Young Hornberger: Fine, your loss! But I'll prove you wrong as soon as we get old enough to enroll here.
  • Camp Tour Guide (Past Friedkin): HAH! As ridiculous as your argument is, buff-butts, YOU (Points at Bogo) will never make it this far with that attitude of yours, and YOU (Points at Hornberger) will never in a million years become the police chief, EVEN if you evolve through those years... But by that time, it won't matter, cuz' YOU'LL BE DEAD!!! Now, if there is no further interruptions, let's continue.
  • (Bogo): Regardless of our rivalry, the Police Chief at that time considered us good friends, even though we BOTH didn't see eye-to-eye. And when we FINALLY went to the Academy, we STILL kept our competitive edges.
  • Past Major Friedkin: ALRIGHT, BOGO AND HORNBERGER! YOU'RE HERE, AND YET YOU STILL HAVE A LOT TO LEARN!
  • Hornberger: (Chuckles) How charming! No matter how much time has passed, we never have a break from her!
  • Major Friedkin: I HEARD THAT, PIGGY!!!
  • Bogo: (Scoffs)
  • Major Friedkin: THAT GOES DOUBLE FOR YOU, HORNY!!!
  • Hornberger: (Scoffs)
  • Major Friedkin: DON'T MAKE ME COME OVER THERE! I WILL RIP YOU GUYS A-F******-SUNDER!!!
  • Hornberger/Bogo: YES, MAJOR FRIEDKIN, MAM!!!
  • Major Friedkin: That's more like it!
  • (Bogo): So we trained together, and we both trumped each other even FURTHER when we both had ACTUAL police equipment to train with. Our achievements SKY-ROCKETED! Hornberger was a great challenge, but in the end, I finally came out on top on the day of our entrance test!
  • Friedkin: WELL, EVERYONE, YOU'RE ALL THE CLOSEST TO REACH THE LINE OF DUTY IN THE STREETS! BUT, I HAVE A SPECIAL SOMETHING FOR WHAT I FEEL ARE FOR THE BEST OF THE BEST! (Shows them an elaborate obstacle course)
  • (Judy): Oh, GOD, that! Even I had a hard time getting through THAT!
  • (Bogo): I'm sure much of us can say the same, Miss Hopps. But shock of all shock, I was one of the very few who did well, and WON, on my first time. (They were seen in the obstacle course as Hornberger and Bogo were pushing themselves until they were inevitably the last two left in the course)
  • Hornberger: I WILL BEAT YOU, BOGEY!!!
  • Bogo: STOP CALLING ME THAT!!!
  • Hornberger: WHY NOT?!? THAT'S WHAT YOU ARE! JUST A BOGEY TO AVOID!!! (Runs ahead as they continue and then Hornberger finally fell and Bogo won)
  • (Nick): Well, that's what happens when you're so full of yourself!
  • (Bogo): Oh, that wasn't the worst for him. He tried the course again 32 times, and each time... (A montage of him failing all 32 times was seen)... He fell flat in the mud. Eventually, I was dubbed Vice Chief, though not in the First Precinct. THAT'S when he couldn't take it anymore. MAN, was he jealous! (Hornberger was steaming angry)... In fact, he was SO jealous, that he not only left the force, but left Zootopia. He made it to Herbavoris after hearing they had PLENTY of law-enforcement opportunities.
  • (Judy): And he didn't mind that much about the scummy society it had against preds?
  • (Bogo): Oh, he did at first! But after the sting he felt when I became Vice Chief, he didn't give a buck! In fact, he considered it great humor. Especially when preds get shocked by complete accident. (He saw that happening as vehicles passed them, instantly causing their collars to go off, as he softly chuckled)
  • (Nick):... Wow! What a douche!
  • (Bogo): Unbelievably so! Anyway, he enrolled real easily into the Herbavoris Police Academy THROUGH it's Mayor, showing her his ZPD badge and claiming he quit and wishes to serve her instead of Lionheart. (As Swineton was in the shadows) She was obviously skeptical at first, finding it hard to trust a former ZPD officer. But nevertheless, she gave him that chance. And crazily, he didn't need to do much. He showed off ALL his skill and ALL his experience. He was a natural to them, even to the point of trumping THEIR valedictorian.
  • (Judy): DAMN!
  • (Bogo): And in no time at all, he was made the chief of T.U.S.K, AKA, the Taskforce Under Swineton's Kommand.... Spelled, with a K.
  • (Nick): They, spelled 'Command', with a K?
  • (Bogo): Well, it's so the word can be accurate with the acronym.
  • (Nick):... (Sighs) Why not? (In Linkara-like tone) Because poor literacy is KEWL!
  • (Bogo): This is serious, Wilde! So as you can imagine the shock I felt when news of his new position came to me.
  • Bogo: That self-centered stubborn PIGHEADED LITTLE SNOT!!! (Smashes his hands on the table)... (Takes deep breaths)
  • (Bogo): I was disappointed at his desertion, his jealousy, AND his solution. He disgraced himself by joining the scum of law enforcement. As you can imagine, I wished to talk some sense into that guy, but because of our lack of authority in that place, I couldn't just waltz right into that place and call him out of it. Thus, as the years passed, and when I FINALLY became the Chief I am today, I had hoped that one day, we'd meet again so I can FINALLY give him a piece of my mind. Then... I did. On the same year of your Academy Enrollment and the Night-Howler Incident, things took a turn for the worse.
  • Bogo: (He was seen sleeping in his room at 5:00 AM until Clawhauser burst in)
  • Clawhauser: CHIEF!! (Bogo jumped out of his bed in surprise) WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN?!?
  • Bogo: CLAWHAUSER?!?... Well, obviously in bed until YOU showed up! What nerve have you got to come to me at this time of day?
  • Clawhauser: Have you noticed? T.U.S.K is here, in Zootopia!
  • Bogo: (He showed the same face he did when he discovered Judy's achievement)
  • (Bogo): I was shocked! T.U.S.K had ALL of Zootopia under a city-wide search warrant! (All the chaos was seen outside as T.U.S.K officers barged into every corner of the city, and Bogo and Clawhauser were watching it all)
  • Bogo:... Clawhauser, contact Chief Hornberger and tell him to meet me in Savanna Central! I've got a long-awaited SCORE to settle! (Got his uniform out)
  • (Bogo): Thus, in Savanna Central, we finally met face-to-face for the first time in years. We have both grown EXPONENTIALLY from the fierce rivalry we had in our childhood days, and ironically in the same place we grew up. (The two marched up to each other in their home neighborhood)
  • Bogo:... Hornberger!
  • Hornberger: Bogo!
  • Bogo: What breed of damn fool do you have to be, to just waltz into MY turf, uninvited and without calling ahead prior to all this!?
  • Hornberger: Well, my old frenemy, I'm here on lawful duties! We're here to search for a predator who went beyond city limits and came here to Zootopia! Poor little creature is choosing flight over fight! Hmmph! I suspected as much from those cowardly flesh-chompers!
  • Bogo: And what KIND of warrant did you get to allow you to search a city you DON'T even have complete authority over?
  • Hornberger: When it comes to citizens of OUR town, it's ALWAYS our authority. And YOU can't do anything about it, Bogey!
  • Bogo: (Sighs) Still doing THAT, are you? You CERTAINLY haven't changed from that STUBBORN envious ego maniac you were in the Academy!
  • Hornberger: And I couldn't help but notice that YOU are the Chief of the First Precinct of the ZPD. HAH! And everyone thought you'd NEVER make it!
  • Bogo: Oh, we BOTH did! But it's a RELIEF it wasn't you!
  • Hornberger: Talk all you want, Bogey, but we have this place under warrant, so we're staying as long as we have to in order to get that predator back where he belongs!
  • Bogo: Oh, you CAN'T stay here forever! Causing mass panic, invading privacy, distubing the peace, to name a few! You're causing all this trouble, just for ONE, harmless little predator?
  • Hornberger: A predator who was not only under probation, but ALSO went behind city lines WITHOUT payment OR consent to do so. That's NOT harmless. They're just sneaky little brats that want to run from the law like they USUALLY do! Predators DO make up most of the crime rate on the planet, you know!
  • Bogo: Perhaps, but that DOESN'T make Swineton's beliefs and laws right. You disgraced the ZPD name by joining a poisoned and corrupt police system that treats predators like they're nothing BUT criminals. As you can see, predators are as TERRIFIED of you as much as YOUR herbivore citizens possibly are of THEM! (Shows them the predators being scared off by T.U.S.K agents and HPD sheeps)...
  • Hornberger: Eh, fair point, but that's what happens between the both of us, doesn't it? We BOTH fear each other, and we're ALL free to have our OWN methods of life. I chose MY life, and you chose yours, and it's best we FOLLOWED them. So, you can't tell me what I can and can't do anymore, Bogey, because I'm at equal authority to you now. So, why don't you tuck your tail between your legs, limp away like a penguin, and let us do our duties while YOU do YOURS?
  • Bogo:... Hmmph! Someday, you're going to be sorry when predators are free enough to do what they want to you.
  • Hornberger: Well, I recommend that YOU might wanna be careful of the people you trust, Bogey! You never know when they might be truthful or deceiving. Why, the predator we're looking for MAY be in your very presence.
  • Bogo:... What exactly IS the predator?
  • Hornberger: Oh, I'd tell you, but Swineton specificially said that much of the stuff about our case must be classified. But what I CAN tell you... Is that he a sneaky sly deceiver. Now, if you'll excuse me, I've got some SERIOUS work to do! (Gets inside his cruiser) Good luck, Bogey! (He drove off in his vehicle)
  • (Nick): Was it a fox?
  • (Bogo):... Figure that out on your own, huh?
  • (Nick): Yeah, even a PIGEON could figure THAT out even if their common stupidity stereotypes are true.
  • (Bogo):... I had hoped that he would find that predator soon enough just so he can go away! But he was there for WEEKS! I couldn't understand what was going on. Usually, T.U.S.K, under his command, was flawless with finding predators, especially when preds feared them for their senses of smell. But then... I managed to find the missing predator myself. But not by intention.
  • Bogo: (Walks by a room and overhears something, and opens to see one of the rookies, a red fox, talking with his family on the phone)
  • Fox: Yes, mom! I'm okay!
  • (Fox's Mother): Oh, thank Darwin! I thought T.U.S.K finally got you!
  • Fox: Actually, I managed to leave entirely! I'm in Zootopia now!
  • (Fox's Mother):... You serious? (Shows her his badge)... Well, I am impressed, but why are you a COP?
  • Fox: I figured the best way to hide from the law is to ironically enforce it. And you know what? It's been going great! (Bogo was shocked at what he was seeing)
  • (Fox's Mother): Are you sure that the chief there is going to take the news?
  • Fox: He doesn't know, and I think it's best we kept it that way. I don't wanna spend ANOTHER year getting tortured by shock collars! If he finds out, he'll kick me out and turn me in! And I do NOT wanna stand in those pigs' shadow again!
  • (Fox's Mother): Well, if you're sure given T.U.S.K might terrorize the neighborhood looking for you, then... I wish you good luck.
  • Fox: I love you, mother. Bye! (He hung up as he turned around to see Bogo) DYAAAH!!! Uh... Hi, Chief Bogo!
  • Bogo:... Well, this is an unfortunate turn of events, Rookie Rufus! The missing predator was in our rookie reserves this whole time!
  • Fox (Rufus): Ohhh, s***. (Sighs) Mental note, call relatives in the safety of your house next time! Sir, I can explain!
  • Bogo: I don't think you can.
  • Rufus: Sir, please! I left because I didn't wanna spend my entire life under cruelty and restraint. Predators out there are tortured every day by the collars they wear. I escaped to get away from it all. I wanted to do something better than just being in a world of restraint.
  • Bogo: Well, I'm sorry, but not only did you lie to me, but you also caused mass hysteria on the streets! I can't have T.U.S.K going up everybody's tails, or lack there of, looking for you! So, I have no choice! Badge!
  • Rufus: Sir, I-
  • Bogo: BADGE!!
  • Rufus:... (As a tear fell down his eye, he gave it to him)
  • Bogo: Rufus, you are under arrest. (Cuffs him)
  • Rufus: Sir, please! I don't wanna go back there! They'll torture me more than they have before!
  • Bogo: Believe me, it PAINS me to do this, but this is for the good of Zootopia. I can't have T.U.S.K going around and terrorizing everybody just to search for you. You may not forgive me for this, and I wouldn't forgive myself for this for that matter, but it must be done!
  • Rufus:... (Softly cries)
  • (Bogo): So, I turned poor old Rufus into T.U.S.K so I can get them off our city. I couldn't look back at turning in one of my own.
  • Hornberger: (As Rufus was put into the T.U.S.K vehicle)... I never thought I'd say this in my life, but... I am proud of you, Bogey!
  • Bogo: I hope you're happy that I had to do this to him! He's BOUND to be a criminal at this point because he's going to blame me for this regardless of who should REALLY be to blame.
  • Hornberger: (Chuckles) Well, it's his own fault for breaking the law. That's what happens to criminals. So, let this be a lesson to you, Bogey! Be careful of who you trust. Whether it be a sly fox, or even, persay, a teensy tinsy rabbit, if that's even possible, DON'T assume they will be someone you can put full trust in. It's better to be safe than sorry after all.
  • Bogo:... Just... Just LEAVE, Hornberger! NOW!
  • Hornberger: Cheers, my good friend! (They drove off as Bogo watched in utter guilt)

Present

  • Bogo: (He was in the same position as in the end of the flashback)... (Sighs)... Even to this day, I felt horrible for having to trust a fox who caused panic in this great city. I realized that Hornberger was right. It's not wise to trust someone easily because you never know when they might be worthy and unworthy of things like police work.
  • Nick:... Well, THAT explains a lot! So, I'm, not the first fox after all?
  • Bogo: Technically, you still are the first fox because poor Rufus never got properly recorded. Lionheart prefered to have people forget about that event. A fox being the reason hogs and sheep violated their homes and privacy is something not easy to overlook. The reputation of foxes were bad enough as they were. He figured wisely that it's for the best to not let what occurred with Rufus worsen things.
  • Nick:... So, is THAT why it ended up taking until Judy for the cops to ask me about Emmet Otterton?
  • Bogo: If by that, you mean what happened during the Night Howler Incident, please remember that that was all because of something that I had BEFORE that incident. I thought that bunnies weren't really gonna fit in well with the police.
  • Nick: Well, when you think about it, that incident MIGHT have made it worse.
  • Judy: Yeah. Regardless, you can't blame yourself for what happened that day. Hornberger was just trying to get to you. Hell, I bet that, given the movie about the Night-Howler Incident being transferred to us thanks to Gazelle, he's mocking you for your worst moments, especially with me.
  • Bogo: (Sighs) Don't remind me, please! That movie, HOWEVER it was shot, found MORE ways than one to embarrass me.

Cutaway

  • Bogo: (As he was watching the theater, everyone was laughing at him in the scene where he was using the Gazelle app, as he had a shocked expression)
  • (Clawhauser): Wait, is that Gazelle?
  • (Bogo): NO!
  • (Gazelle): I'm Gazelle, and you are one hot dancer!
  • (Clawhauser): You have the app too?... (He squeals in joy) (Everyone in the audience laughed)

Present

  • Bogo:... Just inform Jade and the others that they'll be helping in the matter. Gazelle and those misfited aliens will arrive soon. I suspect that you meet them as soon as possible. Just, be careful out there. Herbavoris is a broken city, and it may not be able to adequately appreciate any attempt to fix it. Not as long as Swineton remains in office. So choose your allies there, carefully.
  • Judy: Understood, sir! (Judy and Nick walked off)
  • Bogo: OH, and one more thing before you go. (Nick and Judy stopped to listen)... Please know that our reports have confirmed that they have just achieved a new recruit for the HPD. The second rabbit to join the force. Goes by the name of Trudy Bopps.
  • Nick:... Yikes, carrots, you may just have a parallel on your hands.
  • Bogo: If you can, try and avoid her. She's BOUND to have as much experience as you, and she could EASILY find you two. Avoid her at all costs!
  • Nick: Eh, you can count on us, Chief! We aren't afraid of a cute little bunny rabbit. Hell, I wouldn't be surprised if that bunny goes through the same stuff Judy went through that would take an ENTIRE episode to explain.

Herbavorisan Police Ceremony

  • Mayor Swineton: (The pig seen in the poster earlier before was on the podium giving a speech)... And it is with my solemn duty that I, Mayor Elsa Octavius Swineton, remember that in your report by the way, dutifully welcome a new generation of brave officers who answered the call to curtail pred aggression and keep them from harming our everyday lives, including Herbavoris' first rabbit cop... (Looks at her hand to see that it was written to have a name on it)... Trudy... (Looks back into the hand)... Boops! (Everyone was confused by that)... Aw, confound it! The first P was incomplete! (Brings out a marker and corrects the mistake, chuckling with small snorts) Sorry about that, folks, I meant to say Trudy Bopps! (The audience applauded as a rabbit in ceremonial uniform was seen among the selection of new recruits)... Speaking of the new hotshot, bring yourself over here, kiddo! (Trudy Bopps walked up to the stage)... My goodness, you look just LOVELY in that uniform!
  • Trudy: Thank you, ma'am!
  • Mayor Swineton: And now, to present to thee, your badge... (Notices the case is absent)... Uh, hold that thought for a second. BUTTERS?!? (A Iago-esque Sun conure parrot in a suit flew in)
  • Sun Conure (Butters): Coming, Miss Mayor- (The Box opens exposing the badge as he tries to catch it but loses it as he screams about and tries to catch it but crashes into things)
  • Swineton: BRAD?!? (A Nigel-esque cockatiel in a suit appeared)
  • Cockatiel (Brad): OF COURSE, MI'LADY, BRAD'S ON THE WA- (He crashes into Butters as they both screamed and crashed)...
  • Butters: Ouch! I hurt my everywhere! (Swineton face-palms as Trudy just stared)... Here's the bagde... Owwwwww!!
  • Brad: We've served you well, mi'lady!
  • Swineton: (Sighs in annoyence and took the badge grumbling) Idiotic feather-heads! (Openly as her smile returned) I present to thee, your badge, Miss Boops- Duh, (Looks at hand again)... Bopps! (As Trudy face-palmed herself, Swineton puts the badge onto Trudy, as the press started to take pictures, Trudy getting professional upon so) Now... (Spins Trudy around)... SMILE FOR THE BIRDY! SHOW THEM PEARLY WHITES!! (Trudy smiles exaggeratedly as cameras flashed. Brad and Butters tried to get in on the picture, but are knocked back by Swineton grunting annoyingly. She was cheered on by her family, which includes 13 siblings of random ages and a bunny simular to Judy's mother, assumingly her mother)
  • Train Station
  • Trudy's Mother: Trudy... You have done us all proud! You done your father proud.
  • Trudy: So... We're going to live in Herbavoris now, huh?
  • Trudy's Mother: I know. After a lot of arduous paperwork, dealing with those that, understandingly disagree with what's occurring in the city, and the almost unexpected but not surprising backlash from our old neighbors of Cyprus Grove for even adhering to this, and even thinking like what we all do now.
  • Trudy: Well, give them this, at least it's nice to know that they're VERY interested in politics.
  • Old Bunny: Well, nearly burning our house with devil's fire is one darn way to show it!
  • Trudy's Mother: Dad, please, not another one of your Lago Mortifus religious nut stories and rants again, it's among the reasons we even HAVE this problem.
  • Trudy's Grandfather: Not MY problem they have NO respect for the savior anymore!! If only the dang mayor of this heathen grove didn't denounce the grove itself as the farming district of Herbavoris, the damn dirty liberal! He has no respect to what that pig's doing!
  • Trudy: Grandpa, please! Everyone's entitled to their beliefs, even if it's going against what is for their own good. (The train's horn was heard as it arrived)...
  • Trudy's Mother: Well, it's about time we moved onto our new life. (A mob was heard)... Because it looks like our old life brought pitchforks and torches! (A mob of angry predators and bunnies were forming around the station) (Speaking quickly) WELL, I WAS NEVER A FAN OF LONG GOODBYES, GO GO GO GO!!!! (The entire family flocked into the train as quickly as possible, minus Trudy's Granfather who was too slow to run until Trudy's Mother picked him up and carried him, as the mob charged onto the platform)
  • Woodchuck Conductor: (He was not even paying attention to the mob at first, closing the doors as the mob started to bang on it, the conductor paying no mind until a squirrel flew onto his windshield) YAA!!
  • Squirrel: (He gave him the middle finger, then pointed to the Bopps Family)
  • Conductor: (Sighs)... It's the same with every nearby place! (He blasted the train whistle which was enough to deter the squirrel) ALL ABOARD!! (The Train proceeded to leave as the rest of the mob gets off)
  • Mobber #1: HERBAVORIS SCUM!!
  • Mobber #2: DON'T COME BACK EVER!!
  • Mobber #3: YOUR HUSBAND AND FATHER DESERVED BETTER THAN WHAT YOU JUST DID!! (The train leaves as the mob began to chant "NEVER FORGIVE, NEVER ACCEPT!!")
  • Trudy: (She watched as the train left looking unsure as those she considered friends have turned to mobbing against her)... (Sighs)
  • Trudy's Mother:... Oh, don't be too bothered by what those people are doing, honey! That liberal nonsense is a phase. Eventually Swineton will buy out that old town, and before you know it, the grove will come to appreciate Swineton's efforts.
  • Trudy's Grandpa: Eh, don't press yer' luck! Liberals are never happy until we start acceptin' gay marriage into churches and let illegal immigrants into our lands without proper paperwork.
  • Trudy's Mother: Dad, please! Your criticism of alternate beliefs, after what just happened, is the last thing we want!
  • Trudy:... (She sighed as she pulled out her iPhone and proceeded to play music under the name 'Bob Mangabey')
Bob Marley- don't worry about a thing

Bob Marley- don't worry about a thing

  • Trudy: (The song plays as the train arrives to Herbavoris, as in a similar fashion to both Zootopia and the song's appearance in Shark Tale, it goes around the city districts like how it went in Zootopia, as they saw a desert area, an Arctic area, the Rainforest area, briefly the Happytown area, even allowing them to see the Herbavoris arena and a Butterfly house not too far from it, and finally the main centrol city, as many walks of herbavorious life is seen, to the amazement of the Bopps family as the song continued. The train reached the station as the passingers get off the train, including the Bopps family as the mother tries to maintain control. They travel across the station and see many commoners going about their business, including a drinks dispenser giving up refreshments, lemmings going about their business trip, a street preformer, and various new comical scenes, and what amazed Trudy the most is an old statue of a police icon, of which the sign referred to as "Mabel the Great")
  • Trudy's Mother:... There she is, Trudy! Mabel the Great! (The moment lasted for a few seconds until elephants began pushing the statue away, a record scratch stopping the music along with it, and placed a large signpost that said 'Outdated Statue Removal. New Mayor Swineton Statue Coming Soon', with an illustrated picture of Swineton standing proud next to the city flag)
  • Second-Eldest Sibling:... ("Aww... D***!")
  • Trudy's Mother:... And, apparently, there she goes. (The music resumes as the Bopps were on there way, as they were amazed by the sight of the city and the amazement of it's scope)
  • Trudy:... You know, despite all the bad things I've heard about it, it's even better then I imagined. (Sees predators getting shocked with their collars after a bus runs right past them)... Kinda! (Trudy looks to the giant screen to see Swineton once again)
  • (Swineton): Welcome to Herbavoris! A... Or perhaps, THE, city by prey, FOR prey.

Suburban Part Of Herbavoris

  • Pangolin Landlord: And welcome to your new house! (The Bopps oohhhh and ahhh)... If I had a nickel for every time I heard that. Anyway, we are thrilled that you came in to live in our dazzling little commute. We have Veggie-Taco Tuesdays, Veggie-Burger Fridays, Movie Mondays, art festivals, up to 5,000 Swineton-approved channels, and the best security system money can buy! (Shows them the various cameras across the area)
  • Trudy's Mother: Goodness, that's, kinda steep! It'll take time to reestablish our farm business when we left the grove and-
  • Pangolin Landlord: No problem! This house was bestowed upon you people because your daughter's a cop! She took cared of all expenses.
  • Trudy: Really? Wow! Swineton's one active politician.
  • Pangolin Landlord: (Darkly-depressed and quietly) You have no idea! (Openly and perky again) So enjoy the neighborhood, start a new life, and uh... Try not to lose the key, OR damage much of the house. (He left as two females, an ibex and an antelope, are seen walking down)
  • Trudy: Hi! We're your new neighbors!
  • Ibex: (Emo) Oh, really? Well, we're lesbians!
  • Antelope: (Perky beyond belief) If you have any conservatives or religious folk, they're not gonna like us! (Giggles)
  • Trudy:... Wow.
  • Trudy's Grandpa: AW, DAMMIT!! THIS IS A LIBERAL NEIGHBORHOOD!! I THOUGHT SWINETON WOULD BE MORE RESPECTFUL TO THE WORDS OF THE LORD!!
  • Trudy's Mother: DAD!! (Takes Grandpa inside)
  • Ibex:... Saw that coming.
  • Antelope: I know, right? Religious people are SO ridiculous for calling out people for love life like ours, yet they violate their own terms of citizenship by rejecting liberty and the freedom to have our own beliefs. The nerve of some people.
  • Trudy: Uh, can you PLEASE not judge my grandfather for his religion choice? I apologize on his behalf. He and my great grandfather are highly-religious and ran a successful church in our homeland until... Circumstances. He is still unaccepting of it's constant outdating. But don't worry, the rest of our family's more open-minded.
  • Ibex: Cool... Oh, also, we tend to be, super-loud. The last owners of your house ended up getting into jail for attempting to move away for our annoyance since the business' policies state that realty business cannot offer business to people for immature reasons. ESPECIALLY when it was a corsac fox's home, and second-class citizenship says he face double-charges for the offense.
  • (Trudy's Grandpa): FOX?!? AW, DURN IT!! GET THAT DANG PANGOLIN SO WE CAN HAVE A REFUND!! IT'S IMPOSSIBLE TO DETAINT THE EVIL THEIR KIND WIPES ON PROPERTY!!!
  • Trudy: CALM DOWN, GRANDPA, IT'S NOT A PROBLEM!! WE'LL FIGURE IT OUT!! (To the other two) Well... We'll try and tolerate you two, especially when you have your... Private business.
  • Antelope: Then you won't expect too much apologies, then, okay? (Giggles as the two go into their house)
  • Trudy:... Hmmph.... Rough neighborhood. A corsac fox arrested for a business fraud and offense, though through a jusif- (Like Squidward in his attempt to apologize to SpongeBob in the April Fools episode, she makes weird faces trying to stop herself)... Okay, I shouldn't say that stuff. Doesn't sound healthy. (She then turns to see a sloth neighbor) Ohhhh... A sloth neighbor? Hmmph, no big deal, Trude, just introduce yourself. Slow metabolism or not, you need to be friendly to everyo- (She makes a weird face again)... Okay... Not exactly EVERYONE, but... (Sighs and comes up to the sloth) Hi! I'm Trudy Bopps. New HPD recruit, and new neighbor.
  • Sloth:... How...... Dy........ Miss........ Trudy.......... Bopps....... How........ Are........ You....... To....... Day?
  • Trudy: Well, I-
  • Sloth: On......... This......... Fine....... Evening?
  • Trudy:... I-
  • Sloth: Miss?
  • Trudy:... Well, we're you're new neighbors, so I thought I'd meet you, and get a chance to really know more about each other.
  • Sloth:... That........ Sounds...... Very..... Lovely......
  • Trudy: Your wel-
  • Sloth: Young......... Miss......
  • Trudy:... Your-
  • Sloth: Your...
  • Trudy:... Your wel-
  • Sloth: Welcome...
  • Trudy:... Yo-
  • Sloth: To Stay... (Trudy moaned)... At...... My place...... When....... Ever........ You like........"
  • Trudy: (Waited 5 seconds for any new surprises)... Your welcome. (She ran off back into the house)
  • Sloth:.... I....... Love....... Making...... New........ Friends.....

Inside House

  • Trudy: Ehh, I'll get used to sloths later! Right now, I need to stretch! Got a BIG day ahead of me.
  • Trudy's Mother: There you are, kiddo! What took you?
  • Trudy: Just getting used to the neighbors.
  • Trudy's Mother: Well, from what I heard out there, it sounded like you were talking to a sloth.
  • Trudy:... I was!
  • Sibling #1: Oh, I saw that, that was HILARIOUS! (Laughs) That reminds me of my school times when there was a sloth, and I had SOOO much fun with him.
  • Trudy: If by that, you liked to bully him for his slow metabolism which he couldn't help, then I seem to recall you getting suspended for one of those events, Pansy!
  • Sibling #1 (Pansy): Still worth it!
  • Trudy: (Sighs as she got her things and chose her room)... WHEW!!.... Today's the start of a new life, Trudy.

The Next Morning, Herbavoris police station.

  • Trudy was in awe of the station and that of the T.U.S.K. building as she ventured forth into the and was amazed by the various cops.
  • Muzzled Dingo: "Good grief, mate, I'm just a tourist from the Downunderlands, I came here because those newly discovered butterflies were the one thing worth seeing!"
  • Boar: "Likely story, dingo! Now huzzle your tail into the visiting visa collar room for a fitting!"
  • Giraffe: (She appears to be a giraffe receptionist and is seen chatting up a storm on her iPhone as Trudy arrived. It was seen that she has a bunch of Gazelle and Antelopez mercandise) And I was like "Naah!", and she was all "Blaaaah!", and I went "Bloooo!", and he was all "Groooo!", and this guy went on and on about something, and-
  • Trudy: Excuse me, Miss?
  • Giraffe:... I'm gonna have to call you back, Tracy, business as usual, and, sad face. (She turns off her phone and looked around)
  • Trudy: Down here? (The giraffe looked down to see Trudy)... Hi!
  • Giraffe:... Holy Finches of Darwin! They actually DID hire a bunny! Smily face! Hold still, would you? (Takes Trudy's picture) I gotta share this on Preybook, Tweeter, Instagoat, Pinetreest, Beevianart, and maybe Furtube. My friends in the Cuteness Factor are gonna go cray-cray on how cute you are!
  • Trudy: Hey, hey! It's one thing for rabbits and bunnies calling each other cute, but if other animals do it, it's degrading! It makes us feel like you see us as nothing BUT cute!
  • The Giraffe: AW, DANG IT! Darn my friends in making me an enthusiast for Cuteness Factor! Sorries, teary face! I been there, girlfriend. People expect me to automatically know about the weather because of my height. What am I, the weather forecast? LOL! It's just that... Ever heard about Cuteness Factor? Internet/TV sensation formed by people who find cuteness in animals like you, and try to find themselves adorable despite the common slurs they receive? Sometimes it's hard for people to be introduced to it when they can't help but feel swept-up.
  • Trudy: That's a thing? Wow, no wonder the slurs of animals like me are supposedly going viral.
  • Giraffe: But again, in regards to them, I apologize.
  • Trudy: It's fine... I guess... I just thought we'd establish something.
  • Giraffe: But I'm still sharing the photo to them because, speaking in their possible point of view, you look so adorable in that uniform... Unless it's like, another bunny slur or something.
  • Trudy: Ironically, we're okay with animals that aren't bunnies calling us adorable, as long as you're, or they, aren't overbearing about it.
  • Giraffe: Fair enough. Something I MIGHT need to tell Cuteness Factor about later. Oh, by the way, I'm Jenny Stretch. I'm like, the phone girl for this place or something, so if like, there's anything you need, let me know, okay sweetie? Wait, that ain't a bunny slur too, right?
  • Trudy: Only a bit, but as long as it's not overused, you can get away with it.
  • Boar: (From another area) Hey, be careful around that giraffe, bunny! She's a lesbo!
  • Giraffe (Jenny Stretch): Ugggh! NO ONE ASKED FOR YOUR OPINION, YOU GRODY OVERLY-HAIRY HOG!!! GO DIE AND BECOME BACON OR SOMETHING, YOU CONFORMIST!!! (The boar was heard laughing)... Ugh, of all the members of T.U.S.K, he's a PAIN to talk to for his uncoolio sexism. (To Trudy) And just to clarify, I'm bisexual. I don't believe in sexual conformity.
  • Trudy:... Well, just so you know, I'm straight. Just getting that out there. This girl's for guys only. Anyway, uh, where can I get to briefing?
  • Jenny: Just follow the signs, and the smell of barnyard animals, and you can't miss it.
  • Trudy: Thanks, Jenny! (Moves on out as Jenny stares at Trudy and sighs)
  • Jenny: Why must the really hot ones be all either married or straight?
  • Boar: Hah! GAAAAAAAAYYYYYYY!!!
  • Jenny: OMFG, DUDE, SHUT UP!!! (The boar laughed again)

Briefing Room

  • Trudy: (Walked in and saw a room of mostly sheep and swines of all kinds are seen, looking around and saw that some of them are clearly either undisciplined rough-housers or are focused enough to focus directly at the front of the room. She walked through, then sat near a decent-looking Babirusa) Oh, hello, sir! Ready to make the world a better place?
  • Babirusa:... MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMHHHH!!!
  • Trudy:... Are we speaking telepathically, or...?
  • Babirusa: (Fiercely reveals that a tusk is in his eye)... MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMHHH!!!
  • Trudy:... Okay, you're scary! But hey, nice chatting with you! (Chuckles as she ran off, as the Babirusa smiled while groaning roughly)... (She made it to the front of the desks standing before the addressment part of the room, and is met with a trio of misfit herbivores)
  • Domestic Pig: Hey there, miss!
  • Deer: It's nice to meet a fellow new cadet!
  • Canadian Goose: How's it going, eh?
  • Trudy: Fellow future officers of the law. Ready to make the world a better place?
  • Domestic Pig: Ohh, well.... That kinda depends on what Vice-Chief Uganda would say, but yeah!
  • Trudy: Oh, good! I thought you were gonna be as scary as that Babirusa back there with the bad eye.
  • Deer: Oh, that's Ugly Bradley! A T.U.S.K. Officer INFAMOUS for his ferocity. Lost his eye because of neglectful care of his horns.
  • Trudy:... Holy crap! That's a real owch factor right there!
  • Canadian Goose: No kidding eh. So, word of advice, do NOT tick him off, eh. Even the Chief is afraid of being on his badside. Not even Swineton would dare cross him, don't ya know.
  • Trudy:... And the name isn't enough to make him mad?
  • Deer: Oh, he gave himself that name. He just wants to guilt-trip criminals into making fun of him and thus letting all hell break loose for them.
  • Trudy:... Yikes!
  • Domestic Pig: But it won't be THAT much of a problem. You won't see him that much, anyway.
  • Trudy:... Well, good! Let's hope this day is a PRODUCTIVE day! (The trio all fist bump, though gently, with Trudy)
  • Farm Pig: Oh, by the way, we may need to introduce ourselves. I'm Winston Pigsty, this is Katy Doeregaurd, and the goose's Alberta Quebec.
  • Trudy: Trudy! Trudy Bopps!
  • Goose (Alberta):... Very peculiar name, don't ya know?
  • Deer (Katy): Our names are a bit weird too, Alberta.
  • Warthog: ATTENT-TION!!! VICE-CHIEF ON DECK!! (The officers got in their seats quickly as the door opens to reveal an Okapi similar to Assistant Mayor Otaki, but with a look of demanding authority.
  • Vice-Chief:... (Reaches the podium)... I was told I had been given the finest examples of the Herbavoris Police Academy, worthy of Chief Hornberger's attention...... Not a collection of preschoolers.
  • Trudy: Preshcoolers?
  • Winston: Don't worry, she's only talking tough!
  • Vice-Chief: Oh wait, my mistake! These are supposed to be the finest examples. Sorry! My intolerance to undisciplined, fresh-off-the-Academy, nonsense-ridden fools, disables me to tell the difference between that, and preschoolers.... Very well. Until better ones show up, I'll settle for all of you. Now pay close attention, because I do NOT like to repeat myself like some kind of broken record player. Now then, onto business. I'd do some introductions, but you all know who you are, so what purpose would it serve? (The hogs chuckled at this)
  • Trudy: Is that tough talk too?
  • Winston: More or less, mixed with indifference.
  • Vice-Chief: Now to the real matters at hand. First off..... We need to acknowledge the Elephant in the Room!... John Pachyderm? (An elephant janitor was seen)... You're being retired today after your long years of cleaning up our messes. We're throwing you a farewell party. (The sheep and swine applauded for John, along with Trudy, Winston, Katy and Alberta)... And now, the most important one. (Points to the board where pictures of predators are seen) We are still working on cracking down the Predator Underground! Leads so far are inconclusive, lead nowhere, and all predators we've been monitoring, from the mighty polar bear, to the crafty fox, to the insignificant marine otter... (Trudy stared at this intently)... Each one a possable agent of the Underground, have proven difficult to monitor accurately for even the cameras. That's why Sky Patrol is of much greater importance now. It's also important to capture at least ONE of these suspected predators, so we can take down the entire shebang. And City Hall is UP TO MY NECK, to find this Underground, and shut it down! This, is Priority #1! Sheep, you're entrusted with the lesser caste of predators. Boars, you're being entrusted to deal with the canines. Warthogs get the big cats. Wild Pigs get the bears. Alberta, you get sky patrol...
  • Albertia: Oh, my lucky day, don't ya know?
  • Vice-Chief: Katlyn, Winston, you're security detail for Herbavoris'... 'Visitor', Antelopez Gerenzetti.
  • Winston: Oh my gosh, Katy, that's awesome!
  • Vice-Chief: Bopps?... Parking duty.
  • Trudy: I... Wait, what?
  • Vice-Chief: You're all dismissed.... (The room is quickly emptied of the swines and sheep that fill the room, as the trio tried to leave as well, but Trudy came up to the leaving Uganda)
  • Trudy: Wait, Miss Uganda, there might've been a mistake. I'm a valedictorian from the Academy, top of my class, and, I earned my right to be a police officer here. I think you forgotten that.
  • Vice-Chief Uganda: I didn't forget. I merely believe the Academy made a mistake with you.
  • Trudy: Wha, what, why?!?
  • Alberta: Uh, Trudy, I think it's time we get going, eh?
  • Vice-Chief Uganda: Bopps, this is a police agency that only accepts the best. Sheep offer obedience and herd mentality. Swines offer actual usefulness with their abilities, for an example, their senses of smell. Birds at least can serve as eyes in the sky. Most other animals serve as receptionists, security, wardens, or even the occasional crossing guard. Rabbits?... Well, there's never been a rabbit cop.
  • Trudy: There was in Zootopi-
  • Vice-Chief Uganda: (Grabs Trudy forcefully by the ears) IN HERBAVORIS, BOPPS!!... Keep in mind, Herbavoris, is not... (Sadly) Or no longer is... (Sternly) As relaxed and ideal as Zootopia. They have their standards, and we have ours. And that rabbit may've achieved the illogical, but that could be because she was exceptional. You're an otherwise average rabbit with silly dreams, and pitiful desires for revenge. (Trudy was surprised she knew that)... Oh, I had sources that told me that you suffered from a loss of a parent to a particularly nasty predator. Listen, Bopps, if I had my way, I wouldn't even accept speciesist piles of filth like you. A lot of them join the force mostly for revenge or to simply get their sick-kicks mistreating predators.
  • Trudy: Why are you acting so touchy about this?! You want to take down the Predator Underworld, right?
  • Vice-Chief Uganda: UnderGROUND, Miss Bopps! And yes, but not because of any bias or hatred for them on my part! I only want to stop the Underground for violating the law, unfair as it is to preds. Just because I have no power to keep you bigots out of the uniform you disgraced, doesn't mean I can't make your speciesist lives miserable.
  • Trudy: Hey, I am NOT speciesist!!
  • Vice-Chief Uganda: What's your opinion on foxes, Bopps?
  • Trudy: They're despicable conniving swindlers who are always up to no go- (Uganda tossed Trudy across the briefing room and crashed into some desks, to the shock and fear of the trio, Uganda snorting mad as she approached a frightened Trudy)
  • Vice-Chief Uganda:... Don't you DARE, insult a predator in my presence!! If Simba was still chief, he would never allow filth like you to poison our police force!!
  • Trudy: Simba? Wait... Isn't that a lion name? A lion was chief of police?
  • Vice-Chief Uganda: (She turned from rage to sadness)... Herbavoris wasn't always the broken city before you.... Not that you would care, speciesist. You want to be better than a meter maid? Prove to me that you're worth my time. Get me 900 written tickets by the end of the week, and I'll at least, tolerate your existence. It shouldn't be an issue to a valedictorian, as ill-gained as that achievement is. Good day, Bopps. (She turns and was about to leave, but then quickly turns and held Trudy down with her foot as she yipped in surprise) BUT... If I ever find out that you mistreated a predator, ESPECIALLY a fox, I will make your life a living Serengeti Underworld!! Are we clear?
  • Trudy: (Strained)...Ugh... Crystal, Ma'am!
  • Vice-Chief Uganda: (Taking her foot off) Good! Now, Mabel will be your instructor for the job. She'll keep you from making predictable mistakes. (She leaves as the trio quickly went to Trudy)
  • Alberta:... You okay, eh?
  • Trudy: I've been trained to handle worse. I'll be fine.
  • Winston: You have to be careful around the Vice-Chief. She was in the force back when Herbavoris used to be... Gentler to Preds. Heck, Preds were once allowed in the force.
  • Katy: Uganda is not on the same page as the Chief. Trust me, we studied the police force's past before Swineton's election.
  • Trudy:... She, mentioned a 'Simba'. You guys have, the full details on that?
  • Alberta:... He was once a Pred chief of police and the best of the force. He started out as Uganda's partner..... In, more ways than one, eh?
  • Trudy: In more ways than one?
  • Winston: (Notices Uganda eavesdropping with clear scorn in her eyes) Duhhhhh, I think we've said too much! Maybe we should just take you to Mabel! (The trio panicked and dragged Trudy away, Uganda losing her anger and sighed sadly as a tear was shed when she held onto a locket on her necklace)

Hallway

  • Trudy: Okay, so maybe the Vice-Chief is a bit, quirky, but at least I get to meet Mabel the Great! She's a legendary hero cop!
  • Winston: Oh, I know, right? She single-handedly brought down the leader of the Elephant Mafia, armed with nothing but a simple nightstick.
  • Katy: AND she stared down the eye of a murderous anaconda serial rapist... And won!
  • Alberta: Oh, that ain't nothing compared to how she saved an entire bunny family from a fire, with a broken arm, eh! I heard, that the fire didn't burn her, out of resprect, eh!
  • Trudy:... You know fire's unsentient, right?
  • Winston: Yeah, but that didn't matter to Mabel the Great! The forces of elements fear in respect to her. Even water, earth, and air would aid her if they wished!
  • Trudy:... That doesn't really make it any less nonsensical. What is she, Chuck Loris?
  • Katy: Mabel is a symbol of hope to all animals, prey and predator alike.
  • Alberta: Though, that makes me wonder, eh? (Looks at a poster with a beautiful goat female standing proudly in front of the city with words that say "Herbavoris needs more heroes like: MABEL THE GREAT")..... What exacly happened to her ever since Swineton took over?
  • Trudy: Well, obviously, she must've passed her prime by this point. I mean, that poster clearly looks like it's been here since those old days, so, it only makes sense to imagine that she'd been demoted to a career more safe for her likely-fragile state. (The group reached Mabel's office with a mural dedicated to her was seen)
  • Winston: Oh my gosh, I'm nervous!! I'm going to meet Mabel the Great!! (Trudy proceeded to knock on the door)
  • ???: Come in, I never lock the blasted confound door anyways!
  • Trudy: Miss Mabel, I'm a meter maid assigned to you! And, I would like to say that it is a great honor to bask to in your- (Opens the door to see a REALLY old goat trying to get her walker ready, which notably has tennis balls on it)... Aged greatness.... This is older than I had expected.
  • Winston:... She truly IS a relic of her time.
  • Alberta: Literally since she's old, eh? (Katy smacks her) Ow! Hey you know that we Northern Ice Land folk take pride in being honest, don't ya know?
  • Mabel: Now, now, youngsters! I know I'm not the same as them old posters, as that was a mere long time ago, but I'm still me and- (Drops her dentures, which freaks out and grosses out the group).... Bawww, Borse Braddish! (A horse in a white outfit came in)
  • Horse: Okay, Miss Mabel, time for your 4:00 medicati- (Sees dentures)... (Sighs)... I'll go clean up your teeth again.
  • Mabel: (As the horse nurse picks up the teeth and she proceeds to use a tooth brush to wash it) Yuhr tuh kuind, Nuhs Hohsewehl!
  • Trudy:... You guys, may want to get to your positions. I think I'll take it from here.
  • Winston:... Still an honor to be in the same room as her.

Later...

  • Mabel: (As the two were outside the precent, Mabel was seen taking Trudy with her) Try to keep up with me, kiddo! I am still a regular speed demon.
  • Trudy: (Was going in circles, sarcastically) Ohhhh, yes, I can't keep up with this!
  • Mabel: Oh, hush up! I know sarcasm when I hear it! I'm old, not deaf!
  • Trudy: I meant no disrespect to that, Miss Mabel. It's just, I need to prove to the Vice-Chief that I am capable of being a great cop like you, but-
  • Mabel: Poor Uganda doesn't think so, huh? Try to understand, poor whippersnapper went through a lot. After all, she was among the few interspecies daters to suffer the worse of Swineton's nonsense and didn't decide to just leave afterwards.
  • Trudy: WAIT! Uganda dated... Simba?
  • Mabel: Married, more like it! Those two were sweethearts. Broke this ol' dame's heart to see it end like it did when-..... Unfortunately, Miss Bopps, it's not really my place to speak more. Uganda may respect me, but I'll be darned if she lets me get away with exposing her social life to strangers. Come on, youngster! If ya' wanna score 900 tickets worth of parking violations, you have to act fast! Which, considering your species, shouldn't be too hard. To the Metermobile!

After A 50's Batman-like Spinaway

  • Trudy: (A record scratch was heard as vehicle exactly like the meter maid cart in Zootopia was seen as Mabel was slowly driving)... Do we have to be so slow?
  • Mabel: Now, Trudy, we want to set a good example here!
  • Trudy: (Sighs).... How in the name of Peter Cottontail am I supposed to impress Uganda this way?
  • Mabel: Don't worry! I'm heading to a good hot-spot for parking violations. The Marketway. Herbavoris' best marketing and business getaway. Busy traffic means constant parking. A great way to get about 900 of them.
  • Trudy:... Wow! Have you ever done this job before? I mean... When you were still in your prime?
  • Mabel: No, actually. I got an apartment there when I was your age. Knew this place from the inside-out, from the alleys and the homeless bums they harbor, to the people who ride in the subway and train transit above it in the middle.
  • Trudy:... Seems like a risky thing for a meter maid of your age.
  • Mabel: When you start to show signs of aging, you find ways to get around it, Miss Bopps. I'm not just some passed hero. I'm now a crone with a few surprises up my sleeve.
  • Trudy:... I'd say so. I suppose being a meter maid on my first day won't be so bad.
  • Mabel: That's the spirit! Now, let's get-a-ticketing!

Zootopia

  • Nick and Judy were seen waiting with Jade and her partners.
  • Jade: ".... The misfits seem to be taking their sweet time."
  • Bob: "Maybe they got caught in that 'space traffic', if that makes sense?"
  • Anna: "Don't ya think that's abit unrealisitc when space is so vast and wide?"
  • Legsworth: "Well I'm sure even in space, spaceship laws are potaintionally in place cause of possabily a great deal of space travelers."
  • Buzz: "Be a REALL f*****g waste of litteral space if that's the case."
  • Nick: "Hey, chillax guys, I'm sure they'll show up eventually."
  • Judy: "I hope so, because..... A rescue assignment to Herbavoris? This is a SUPER big deal, you guys. Let's just watch out for Hornberger when we're in Herbavoris. Bogo said not to turn our backs on him."
  • Nick: That literal and figurative pig is definitely no pushover since he manipulated Chief B. He's probably making fun of the guy as we speak.

T.U.S.K Headquarters Lounge Room

  • Hornberger: (Smiles in glee while drunk watching Zootopia)
  • (Bogo): BADGE! (Hornberger and the Big Three laugh out loud)
  • Hornberger: (Slurred through alcohol) Now that's funny- (Laughs) And it gets funnier the second time he says it, beca- (Scoffs)... Because I did that to him. I mean, WOW! Doing that to a valedictorian whose offering the ONLY available hope in that situation, (Laughs) I bet even the FANS of this magnum opus can't bring themselves to like this guy! (Laughs)
  • Winnipeg: Sir, with all due respect, you might have had one too many drinks. Second, I don't think what you did made him that way as opposed to make his distrust of Miss Hopps even worse. After all, it happened on the same year as the Night-Howler Incident.
  • Hornberger: Nevertheless, I say that killer moment deserves TEN shots! VICTORY FOR HORNBER-*Hic*ERGER! (Laughs as he takes a sip of beer)
  • Swineton: (She comes online on the same screen as the movie) HORNBERGER!
  • Hornberger: (He spit out his alcohol right on the screen as Swineton stared unamused) MAYOR SWINETON, MA'AM!!!
  • Swineton: (As the screen dripped with beer)...
  • Hornberger: Oh, uh, sorry! (Wipes the beer off)...
  • Swineton:... If you're done laughing at your silly rival's misfortunes, I'd like your undivided attention!
  • Hornberger: Yes, ma'am!
  • Swineton: Well, as you have already known, we have captured Miss Antelopez, and we are planning to do something VERY special with her. However, there's a problem.
  • Hornberger: She refuses to sing for you?
  • Swineton: Not incorrect, but not what I meant either! Antelopez is one of the MANY singers who are inspired by Gazelle to sing and bring good relations among predators and prey. And you know what THAT means?
  • Hornberger:... What EXACTLY does Miss Gazelle have to do with this?
  • Swineton: (Face palms) I know you're not one to excel in intelligence, Hornberger, but I know you're not THAT stupid! It was ALL over the news! Her legacy as a Uniter Princess, and being backed by an other-worldly hero group of misfits called the 'Shell Lodge Squad', odd name quite frankly, and thus capturing Antelopez is BOUND to get unwanted attention.
  • Hornberger: Say no more, Mayor Swineton! I'll be sure they won't get far!
  • Swineton: I wouldn't get too cocky, Hornberger! If these heroes can take on an Anti-Prey Senator who was planning to make a 'Predatoris' with my technology, then there's no denying that they can defeat us AS easily. Those heroes are NOT to be trifled with. Laughed at and mocked at times, yes, but NOT TRIFLED WITH!
  • Hornberger: I know, Ms. Mayor, but-
  • Swineton: BUT NOTHING! They may be wacky and flawed at times, maybe even easy to manipulate for said flaws and may even have a legacy of not winning all the time, but I do NOT gamble with 'mays' OR 'maybes'! Bellwether and Tyler did, AND NOW LOOK WHERE THEY ARE!! Your orders are clear, Hornberger: I want you to increase the precautions on guarding Antelopez in her cell. AND keep an eye on ANY possible undercover sources because your 'Bogey' friend is sure to do the same thing out of respect for Gazelle.
  • Hornberger: HAH! I told him, he has NO authority here.
  • Swineton: Don't you DARE be blinded by legal jargon and mumbo-jumbo, Hornberger! If there's two things that even the law can't hold him back from, it's Gazelle, AND stopping YOUR SORRY ASS from encouraging my reign! Especially since arresting Antelopez isn't, per say, universally legal, apart from us, due to our city's... Colorful, reputation in the entire world. Basically, he, is NOT going to back down because of things like that! When it comes to the police and other forms of law enforcement, NOBODY quits NOR lets anything, EVEN the threat of jailtime, get them down. As a former member of the ZPD Academy, you should've known that VERY WELL!! You will guard Antelopez wisely, professionally, AND dutifully and report your progress all the way through, am I clear?
  • Hornberger:... Transparently, ma'am!
  • Swineton: Good. Now get geared up!

(This song played in the background after Boaris turned on a boombox, and they went to the Armory, and Winnipeg displays a multi-barrel minigun-like weapon and fired in the ceiling, and smiled in innocence, and the song played as an entire montage of T.U.S.K in all it's glory was seen increasing security around Antelopez)

KRS-One Sound of da Police (1993) With Lyrics

KRS-One Sound of da Police (1993) With Lyrics

  • Hornberger:... Let's roll.
  • Winnipeg: ".... Uh, frontal rolls or side?"
  • Hornberger: "..... I MEANT LET'S GET MOVING?!"
  • The four went forwowrd.
  • Warren:... I have to ask, why send us? Aren't Team Coolwool already in charge of her?
  • Hornberger: Swineton said Antelopez almost escaped. So she wants more eyes on her.
  • Boaris: Then who's going to lead T.U.S.K while we're occupied here? I don't think Uganda share's the Mayor's interests in heart.
  • Hornburger: Only one pig can fill that niche.

Cutaway

  • Babirusa: (The babirusa from earlier was leading with no words as people were scared stiff of him)

Present

  • Winnipeg: "Holy s***, ya put Ugly Bradley in charge of home-sitting? Brillently overkill, sir!"
  • Horberger: "Well who better to keep that softie deer from making a few business changes then someone too scary for even her to scold?"
  • Warren: You, sir, are diabolical!
  • Hornberger: I try. (Chuckles)

Radiant Garden

  • The Group were presented before the Eldress.
  • Riku: "I see that their leader is a Grand Ghost Heartless. A pretty rare creature."
  • Eldress: "..... Kairi..... It's been, so long."
  • Kairi was surprised......
  • Kairi: ".... Grandmother?"
  • Fu-Xi: "WHOA, WHAT?!"
  • Pence: Wait, THIS is your grandmother?
  • (Deadpool): (Sarcasticly) Oh wow, who saw that one coming from the prior scene about these guys being interested in Kairi? (Tifa punched him in the crotch) OHHHOHO MY BALLS!!!! How did you do that, I'm not even tecnecally really IN this scene?!
  • Pence: "No offence Kairi, but, I pictured your grandmother to be a human like, well, the vast majority!"
  • Eldress: "Alas, like the bandits under Jack Freakson, me and other victims of the Firebird were turned into Guinea pig experiments by the Architect to test out the Lost Link's capabilties. Brought back to life only to be exemplary to the Lost Link's power. The real experiments were the hybrid soldiers he tried to create, Jack's gang being, early attempts."
  • Scrooge: "That madman of a demon! How could he do this to you?!"
  • Overseer: "The Architect is basically like a hellish scientist. He is ruled by logic and desires to make Darkspawn and general evilness stronger then it can be."
  • Kairi: "..... Grandma, I.... I never knew all this time that you were....... If I had known, I could've brought help."
  • Eldress: "We made peace with these forms, Kairi. It's Jack and his crew that're our real issue. They threaten to seek you and the Lost Link out to-"
  • Sora: "We kinda got the picture. That Jack guy thinks the Architect's gonna help them out for capturing the Lost Link."
  • Riku: "We're understandingly skeptical of that."
  • Reddy: "Already figured that, huh?"
  • Fu-Xi: "Dinkus litterally told them that more then once. We also discovered that the Lost Link's reputation, may be exaggerated."
  • Eldress: "Yes, but it's power is still well understood. You need to capture the Lost Link and bring it here so we can keep the thing safe from anymore abuse."
  • Kairi: "It's also being hurt by father's keyblade. It might not know what it's doing anymore."
  • Huifang: "Then, why did it save us?"
  • Eldress: "It was afraid that once they had captured you all, they would target her next."
  • Pence: "THAT THING WAS A GIRL?!"
  • Fu-Xi: "Oh what, did you thought that thing was a high-pitched dude?"
  • Pence: "..... Fair point."
  • Cloud: "Of course. But first, we want to see this place's Archiver and get to the Archives of this town to find the Mana Fountain, an object connected to the magic reserves to prevent Sephiroth from getting it."
  • Eldress: "The Archiver? Oh dear. Would this be a bad time to mention that Jack Freakson kidnapped him a while ago to force him to be a guide on capturing the Lost Link?"
  • Donald: "(Groans) Figures."
  • Terra: "But not a great inconvinence. Just a matter of finding the Bandit camp and rescuing the Archiver."
  • Cloud: "But here's the new problem: Sephiroth might have the same idea as well if he discovered this before we got here. Those bandits are formitable, but they don't stand a chance against him."
  • Tifa: If you've seen Sephiroth's power, you'll understand. His sword is extremely long, too. So just imagine what that fountain will give him.
  • Eldress: Well he is also very cunning. He's possibly watching you. He's been sneaking about the place looking for answers.
  • Leon: Then why are we just sitting around?
  • Overseer: Stay calm. This room sits in an anti-magic field Cid created. And with magic going bleak, we should be safe.
  • Donald: Thank goodness! You guys are getting us all worked up.
  • Hayden: Yeah. We don't get easy when there's some one-winged angel of death out there with a long-ass sword that could slice us all up in a line.
  • Tidus: (Shivers)
  • Goofy: Well he'd just take the next best thing, to wait for us to exit before attacking.
  • Reddy: Then we'll take the escape cellar. BUUUUUUUUUUUUUT it's a hotspot for Heartless.
  • Huifang: ".... Sentient or unsentient?"
  • Reddy: "They're mindless Heartless."
  • Poison Clan Except Jade Tusk: (Dubbed as TFS Namekians) DAMMIT!
  • Reddy: I know.
  • Fu-Xi: "Just our luck. And here I thought we had enough of these things from the Cycle mess."
  • Eldress: The Great Cycle likely showed you that Heartless are people like us. But their obsession for love and companionship drives them feral. I saw their true nature myself when I became a Heartless.
  • Kairi:... Wait, if you're my Grandma's Heartless... Where's the Nobody?
  • Eldress: "Architect sent it to Kingdom Hearts."
  • Kairi:... (Sighs) I'm sorry.
  • Yuffie: Plus side, at least her Heartless is one of the sentient ones.
  • Kairi: Oh, gee, thanks for the consolation.
  • Yuffie: ".... Aw gees, did I just pulled an Abridged Me?"
  • Tifa: I suppose it's more Abridged Cloud.
  • Cloud: FOCUS! We came because we must find the Magic Reserve Fountain and also capture the Lost Link, remember? Not to compare ourselves to Memeverse counterparts.
  • Hayden: Fine, DAAAD!!
  • Cid: Guys, calm down. We're certainly not going to be getting anywhere if we sit here clucking like Chocobos.
  • Goofy: Awwh, he's right. Eldress? Do you have any ideas on how to venture through that celler?
  • Eldress: "I would've already offered it if I knew."
  • Kairi: Then I MIGHT have an idea. But it'll be crazy enough to work.

Chapter 5: Trudy Bopps and Rick Milde: Polar Opposites/Ottey Osborne Otton/The Dangers, Tragedies, and Consequences of Tame Collars

Herbavoris

  • Trudy: (As she finishes her last ticket)... WHEWEE!!
  • Mabel: Good job, kiddo! Keep it up, and in 50 years, assuming you haven't already impressed Uganda by now, you might do well enough to being promoted to this job again when you're older! But don't worry. I'm sure Uganda won't be so easily stubborn forever.
  • Trudy:... Oyy!... Okay, I'll just take my lunch break! (Scurries off to the Pizza Place, clearly indicated to be an elephant-owned business, as it is called Packy Pizza and Dairy Parlor-Derm's Family Eatery) Ohhh, it's both serves pizza AND ice cream... Been looking forward to THIS place for a while. But I'll save the pizzas for when my mom decides it's best. I'll just get an appetizer and be out of here and back to parking duty in no time. (Enters and notices the menus as she notices that much of the appetizers have bug meat in them) Yeesh, these things have BUGMEAT?!? Barf! Not appropriate for MY species! I know it's an alternative to, ya know, us prey that are omnivorous, but come on, couldn't they just settle for fish? Sheesh, hard for us bunnies to have a good pizza party. Let's see... Oh, here it is, herbivore-friendly appetizers! Now since this is an elephant business, I wouldn't be surprised if they- HOLY SH-... (Notices children in the restaurant)... Co... (Notices a cow in the restaurant)... Shoot! MAN, these pizzas are HUGE?! No wonder the prices are so high here! (Notices large desserts)... Elephant-Sized Desserts?!? Wow! Never thought they could be THIS huge! (Notes the junior size)... I guess the junior size wouldn't hurt next time I'm out for desse- (Notices the junior size's true size)...
  • Server: One junior size!
  • Trudy: YOWZERS!!! Eh, scratch that! Then again, I do eat like a horse!
  • Horse: (As she noticed she was talking to one) Oh, you just COULDN'T hold onto modesty, could you?
  • Trudy:... Oy! Sorry ma'am.
  • ???: HEY! (Rick and Finbarr were seen) What do you preds think you're doing here? Didn't you read the sign 'No predators allowed'?
  • Rick: Well, to be fair, good sir, you're kinda serving bug meat here.
  • Elephant Boss: Sorry to break the bad news, but not only is that mainly for omnivorous prey, but they're about to be discontinued products in thanks to the fact that Swineton doesn't want us herbivore businesses to be serving pred food anymore. It's just as inconvenient to omnivores as it is to preds. We just haven't gotten the time, nor the appropriate budget, to update our menus yet. Look, Mac, I don't make the rules, I just prefer to follow them like a GOOD business-pachyderm and a LAWFUL citizen. That pig's been known to punish people like us for even so much as serving preds like you two Jumbo Pops. Heck, I'm probably not even allowed to let you two use the bathroom here. Now please, do me and my employees some favors, and take your kid somewhere more predator-friendly. What, is there no predator-exclusive sites left in your side of town? I mean, come on, I'm sure there's at least SOME businesses spared from Swineton's pred business witch hunt.
  • Rick: Oh, there are, but my adoptive son here... He wants to buy an elephant-sized appetizer. Isn't that right, son?
  • Finbarr: Yep! An elephant NEVER forgets!
  • Elephant Boss:... Pardon?
  • Rick: Oh, yeah, I just been meaning to say.... He's a very special boy, and-
  • Elephant Boss: Don't answer that, I don't wanna know! All I wanna know is, when are you gonna realize that you need to pick ANOTHER place to order something like this? Otherwise, he's not gonna be able to finish it, and guess who has to clean up after the delusional kid's mess? Hint: I am not much able to afford a proper janitor, so I'm the one who cleans around here.
  • Rick: Oh, I hate to break it to you, but... None of the predator-exclusive restaurants are able to supply something like THIS for him.
  • Elephant Boss: Well, for good reason, because elephants have no need to visit those places, and thus servings this size could be unavailable. Now, do me and everyone here a favor before T.U.S.K. has to get involved and get me and this store controveresy. Packy-Pizza and Dairy Parlor-Derm's Family Eatery has been owned by my family for many generations, and I don't want to have to get into bad controversy in any-which-way! So BEAT it!
  • Ram: Yeah, you're holding up the line!
  • Rick: Whoa, whoa, whoa! Excuse me! Could we go somewhere else? Of course we could! Why wouldn't we? But we didn't. WHY? Pachydermeopathy! He thinks he's an elephant!
  • Finbarr: (Dresses up as an elephant and trumpets)
  • Trudy:... (Her ears go down)... ("Why are my ears drooping?")
  • Ram: Seriously? (Scoffs) Couldn't you just send the kid to a mental institution or something?
  • Rick: DON'T YOU GO WISE GUY ON ME, GOATY MCGOAT!! And most of all, DON'T SMIRK!! (Back to the Elephant Boss) PLEASE! He has lived with this affliction his ENTIRE life! Heck, even his PARENTS abandoned him for it! (Trudy felt even more hurt, yet still tried to deny it)... And since I adopted him, EVERY day was a battle! We even went through species reassignment! I can barely afford all the peanuts as it is. I'm lucky I still got pants on.
  • Elephant Boss: You and everyone else here, pred. There's children present in this place. Hence the word, FAMILY EATERY!!
  • Rick: Yeah, apparently! But instead, I got him that cute elephant costume from a few Halloweens ago! (Finbarr tooted at an elephant child) Isn't that adorable? (Trudy was struggling as her mother's words against predators were heard in her head) At this point, even I can't bring myself to tell him what he's thinking is wrong, and that you're just a bat-eared fox! It would break his sweet little heart! Do YOU wanna break his sweet little heart? (Finbarr tooted as Trudy thought she could hold it, and first did it by walking away)
  • Elephant Boss: Touching story..... BUT THIS OLD GUARD STANDS TO HIS GUNS!! (Trudy stopped) Look, nothing personal, pred, but laws are laws! And I have NO intention to be the generation that pisses off Swineton! Also, I'm getting the feeling that sight is a problem with you. Not only do the signs say "NO PREDATORS ALLOWED!", but they ALSO say, "WE RESERVE THE RIGHT TO REFUSE SERVICE TO ANYONE!" So unless you want me to have you arrested for resisting segregation, you will leave RIGHT NOW! (Finbarr toot-cried)
  • Trudy: (After struggling, she finally gave in) ("D'OH, CURSE MY SYMPATHETIC EDGE!!!")... Uh, excuse me?
  • Elephant Boss: Whoa, whoa, easy, meter maid, ever heard of a line?
  • Trudy: Well, yes, and I was going to order, but then I... Well... (Sighs) Look, are you aware that the customers are getting mucus on their cookies and creme? (The ones enjoying such spit in disgust)
  • Elephant Male: SAY WHAAAAAAAAAAAAA?!?
  • Elephant Boss:... What're you talking about?
  • Trudy: Well... Correct me if I'm wrong, but... Isn't scooping ice cream with an ungloved trunk a Class 3 health code violation?
  • Elephant Employee: (Realizes)... Aw, darn it! I am SO fired! (Goes in)
  • Trudy: So... First, you might wanna get that dealt with, but... I can't help but feel that you should show even a LITTLE sympathy to this guy and give him what he wants.
  • Elephant Boss: Look, it's not that it isn't a good argument, nor a good act of blackmail for that matter, but the rules say-
  • Trudy: Then I'LL pay for it FOR him!
  • Rick:... You would do that?... Well, lucky for you, my friend, your birthday turned out well after all!
  • Trudy: Aww, it's his birthday, too? ("Did I just say "AWWW" to a fox?!?")
  • Rick: It is. He's about 18 and even then he's clueless as on how to learn how to drive OR take care of himself when he goes out in the real world. And not only that, but... His vocabulary is limited, he's blind, he's illiterate, he doesn't know left from right, he-
  • Trudy: OKAY, DON'T TELL ME MORE, PLEASE! Just let me get my wallet out! (Counts her money)... Aw, dang it! Not enough for an entire serving.... Sir... If it IS his birthday, shouldn't he get it for free?
  • Elephant Boss:... I'm gonna have to assert my authority by saying... (Takes out another sign) NO, FREE, PRODUCTS!
  • Trudy: But-
  • Rick: No, no, no, he's right! If there's one other thing I wanna teach him besides how to live in the real world... It's that in Herbavoris, there are NO free handouts. Even for this sweet helpless orphan... Who is dyslexic!
  • Trudy: (A tear suddenly went down her eye)... ("PLEASE STOP PUSHING IT!!!")
  • Ram: Oh, for crying out loud! How many problems does he have?!? If you ask me, it's better ya' don't burden yourself with that mess of a fox and- (Trudy stomps on his foot) YOOOOW!! OW!! OKAY, OKAY, I'LL SHUT UP!! SHEESH, THESE PRED SYMPATHIZERS ARE GETTING REAL AGGRO HERE!! (Trudy gets mad and pounces onto the Ram) BLAH!!
  • Trudy: LISTEN HERE, BUSTER! I AM NOT, NOR HAVE EVER BEEN, A PREDATOR SYMPATHIZER!! I just decided, to do this troubled father a favor, and that it'll help me earn points with the Vice-Chief, TO PROVE THAT I'M NOT SPECIESIST EITHER!!
  • Ram: Hey, whoa, whoa, I ain't no stinking speciesist neither, doll-face, I just wanna get my grass pizza and couldn't take the line, that's all! I can't help being snarky to that sob story! I don't know that guy! As far as I know, he could be just making up excuses. (Trudy yanks off the shirt of the ram as he was screaming for help, then proceeded to rip his wool off, exposing skin)... OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!! (Kids couldn't help but laugh until their modest parents either hushed them or scolded them for inappropriate laughter at other's expense)
  • Trudy: Being impatient, is SIMPLY no excuse, to be a jerk! Kindly, wait, your turn, LIKE EVERYONE ELSE!!
  • Ram:... Yes, ma'am! (The other customers hide behind each other with Trudy's surprising aggression, and even the Elephant Boss was shocked and gulped, signifying that he has decided to be far more respectful. Even Rick and Finbarr had surprised faces)
  • Rick:... Yyyyyyikes!
  • Trudy: (As she calmed down and got off) My apologies, sir! If you had a grievance from this, you're free to complain to the receptionist.
  • Ram: Duh, trust me, I ain't messing with you or the fox again after this! P-p-p-p-p-p-please, take your time.
  • Rick: (Quietly) Ain't that just like a sheep to bow down to threats like that? (Openly) Ma'am, you didn't have to get aggressive like that, it's not the first time I've been shown the door.
  • Trudy: Trust me, sir, I insist.
  • Rick: But then again, you tried! Come on, Finny! (They left)
  • Trudy:... (Takes deep breath)... How much is ONE of them?
  • Elephant Boss: Well, because I'm afraid of messing with any member of the cops, I'll give it to you for half-price. Uh, again, no free products. I may be frightened of you, but I'm still being a good business-elephant here.
  • Trudy: You are wise to do so, sir! Oh, and uh, be sure to still hold up to what I said about the-
  • Elephant Boss: Y-y-y-y-y-y-yeah, yeah, the, uh, trunk-glove thing! Just, keep in mind that our store's a victim of this crappy economy, and I can only afford so much. I meant not to sound speciesist or something, I just don't want to get in trouble with Swineton, okay? I only got aggressive because of the line, okay? I want no trouble.
  • Trudy: Well, it's a start. And for future reference, I understand you were trying to tell people certain things. But next time, do it in a friendly way.
  • Elephant Boss: Ya-you have Macaderm Jr.'s word on this! Just.... Don't leak this ugly mess to the press. Controversy's the last thing I need.
  • Trudy: A fair trade-off, Mack.

Later...

  • Rick:... WOW, what a generous thinker! I can't thank you ENOUGH for this, officer.
  • Trudy: Oh, it's nothing really. Though I may be a newly-appointed cop, even I should have a little bit of standards. I may consider myself on par with those predator sympathizers out there. But, try to understand, I'm not a true predator sympathizer, nor a true speciesist. I just, like most others, have my own caution to preds in thanks to... A bad experience. Like I said, I kinda needed to earn points with one of my bosses for even a little bit.
  • Rick: Well, whatever your true intentions are, you still helped someone in need, and, you've made this the HAPPIEST birthday for cute little Finny here.
  • Trudy: Well, I hope he grows up BIG. Now, have a good day, you proud father you!
  • Rick: Oh, say a good-bye toot-toot! (Finbarr did that)
  • Trudy: Oh, rootally-toot-toot indeed! (Chuckles) Well, I gotta go, now that I spoiled my lunch money! I'm sure there are donuts at the station I can ask for. Goodbye. (She left)
  • Mabel: (As she sees this from a far and smiled)... I knew there was more to you than what tragedy could ever do to you, Miss Bopps.

Later...

  • Mabel: (As Trudy returned)... Oh, there you are, Trudy!
  • Trudy: Hey, Mabel!
  • Mabel:... I just want you to know, it was a nice thing of you to help out that fox and his son.
  • Trudy:... You saw that?
  • Mabel: Oh, I'm not the only one, trust me. That assertiveness, YIKES! Even I wasn't that rough in my legend days. I'm sure you feel like you made a BIG difference on your first day.
  • Trudy: Aww, shucks! Thanks, Mabel! And you're right! After that, I don't mind being a meter maid for the moment.
  • Mabel: That's what I like to hear. And maybe Uganda might change her mind about you when she hears about it, now that she'll have her proof that yer' no speciesist. Now it's back to work for us meter maids, so, keep it up! (They continued on their job)

5:34 PM

  • Mabel:... Well, kid, I'm gonna head out and call it a night. When you feel tuckered out, you do the same.
  • Trudy: Okay, Ms. Mabel! (She left as she suddenly saw Finbarr)... Oh, HEY, TOOT-TOOT! How's the pachyderrrrr... (Suddenly noticed him and Rick bringing the bought appetizer in an alley to meet Clawson and Honeyette)
  • Clawson: RICK, FINBARR!... What took you so long?
  • Rick: Oh, let's just say, I had a LOT of run-ins with authorities, a meeting with... You-know-who... And, I had a lot of debts to pay for his staff. REALLY holds me up. But now I'm here, so let's get selling!
  • Trudy: Selling? (She followed them as they used the appetizer itself to make an entire ton of custom foodstuffs of random designs, whether they look like mini-pizzas, calzone, and others, as Trudy followed them around)
  • Rick: Get your mini-apps here! Feel like you can't get a full meal quickly? Well, now you can! Made from freshly-licensed ingredients, they'll have you stuffed in no time! (They sold the food to those interested in it enough, and continued doing this until later)
  • Honeyette:... So... What do we do with the leftover cheese?
  • Rick: We'll donate it to the Salvation Army for the little mousies, erm, mice... Either that, or let Clawson eat it.
  • Clawson: I VOTE THE LATTER! (Trudy, seeing this, groaned in aggravation)

6:00 PM

  • Rick: (As they spent time in their alleyway counting money and splitting it, Trudy came in)
  • Trudy: Hello, slick!
  • Rick: Oh, hey, Officer Rootally-Toot-Toot! How are you tonight?
  • Trudy: How do you think? I stood up for you, and you LIED to me! I should've KNOWN something was up when you said your 'son' had several afflictions! I also have the suspicion that he's not even an actual teen!
  • Honeyette:... Rick, who is this stinker?
  • Rick: Oh, just some meter maid who bought me an appetizer!
  • Clawson: Wait, the one that got us riches today?
  • Honeyette: DON'T SAY THAT!! SHE'LL UNLEASH THE SHEEP ON US!!! SHEEP ARE EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEVIL!!! EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEVVVVVVVIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIILLLLLLLLLLL!!!
  • Rick: Uh, first, she ALREADY knows! Second, she's a meter maid! She's not authorized for common police work! Plus, even if she were to become a cop, she can't touch us. She DID, by technicality, go against predator segregation.
  • Finbarr: OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!! (Singing) BURN, BABY, BURN! DISCO INFERNO, BURN, BABY, BURN!!
  • Trudy: ENOUGH! You're ALL under arrest for selling food without a permit, selling undeclared commerce across city lines, false advertising, AND bribery!
  • Rick: HAH! (Shows her his permit and receipt of declared commerce) Talk to the PERMIT, AND the RECEIPT OF DECLARED COMMERCE, bunny-boy!
  • Clawson: Wait, but isn't-
  • Finbarr: Uh, there's some cheese in your neck flabs!
  • Clawson: OH, ONE OF THE LEFTOVER CALZONE WHOPPERS! THERE YOU WENT, YOU LITTLE DICKENS! (Eats it to Trudy's disgust) Oh, yummo! (Sees Trudy's disgusted face)... Sorry you had to see that. Anyway, isn't she a girl? (Finbarr gave him a 'Seriously?' face)... What?
  • Finbarr:... (Sighs) ("Of course it's actually because he was pointing out the obvious. I thought he was gonna expose Rick's papers as fake! Geez! I swear, that guy is going to be the death of us!")
  • Rick: Plus, I never falsely advertised anything!
  • Trudy: Oh? Does (Mockishly) "FRESHLY-LICENSED INGREDIENTS" (Normally) Ring a bell?
  • Finbarr: Yikes! Unprofessional much?
  • Rick: They were! They were fresh, they were licensed because of THIS (Shows her the permit), and they were ingridients to the products. 'freshly', 'licensed', 'ingredients', with one technical space in the middle. Ingredients that were fresh and licensed. I mean, sure, they were from someone and something else, but still, it's not false advertising.
  • Finbarr: YEAH!
  • Rick: And as for the 'bribery' part? Okay, that much I can't sugarcoat, so maybe I am sort've giving a serious raw business-ender here, but that's just truth. You unintentionally violated the law. Now, the Vice-Chief may be cool with it, but the big honchos, Hamburger and Swineton, may very well not. Especially not if Swineton actually gets involved if it's THAT bad that you helped a 'troubled father' get his disabled teenage son some food. But hey, I'm sure I'll let it slide. How's about, we agree to stay out of each other's way, huh, sweet-cheeks? I won't mess with your business, you won't mess with mine.
  • Trudy: And if I refuse?
  • Rick: Well, then you're up a river on a canoe with no paddle. Can't touch me, long-ears, I've been doing this since I was born.
  • Honeyette: Yeah. We're an all-purpose team who offer GREAT deals. Deals you couldn't even think of in your small puny mind.
  • Trudy: You're gonna have to refrain from degrading me. Also, you're NOT an all-purpose team. You're CON ARTISTS!
  • Clawson: (Gasps) DID SHE ACTUALLY SUGGEST THAT WE WERE BALLSY CRIMINALS?!? (Laughs) I'm just joshing! I know we ain't exactly, 'legit', but as you can see, we're kinda in a position where we HAVE to be illegitimate about things because... Well, Swineton is kinda being unfair.
  • Trudy: Well, she can't HELP being like that! I studied her life, she-
  • Finbarr: We all know what happened there, bunny! ALL preds know exactly what went down. We're just saying her bulls*** is barely justifiable by even that. It's her own fault for letting the past control her. It's better to move on and forget than just stick to the past when it just doesn't matter these days.
  • Trudy: This isn't the matter of some, unappreciated predator wisdom. It's a matter of curtailing your natural aggression! That makes preds like you more often criminals than an 'all purpose team'. Look, I can understand if you people had honest jobs before Swineton took it away, or made it hard for you four to ever even get them depending on what generation you are, and left you become what you are now, and, that's fine. I am not an advocate for Swineton, NOR the entirety of her methods, as I'm neutral to her at best. But I at least respect what she's trying to do, even if it's not inherently preferable to some of you.
  • Rick: Hmmph! Typical of you herbs. Calling us criminals when we're only trying to make a decent living. I mean, LOOK AT US! We're living on the streets. No home, no real jobs because of our species, no normal budget. Why, if this place was run by a bad representation of preds, like say, that Tyler Whyte psycho from Zootopia, and he was doing the same s*** here, I bet YOU'D do the same. Don't claim yourself to be pure when you might've been no better in a different life... (Looks at her badge) Trudy Bopps, is it?
  • Trudy: I-
  • Rick: Up-up-up! Not a word. You might wanna pay this no thought. Unless of course you want me to take back my 'letting your crime pass' thing and alert the authorities about it.
  • Trudy: UP, BLACKMAILING A POLICE OFFICER! That's it, slick! (Grabs his arm) You're all coming with me!
  • Rick: (Frees himself) Uh-uh-uh! Can't touch me! (Sings this with changed lyrics)
Peter Griffin - Can't Touch Me

Peter Griffin - Can't Touch Me

  • Trudy: (Shrugs)... Smartass, I see!
  • Rick: And I can clearly see you're a dumbass! Or, rather, dumb bunny, in case any donkeys are present!
  • Trudy: I am NOT a dumb bunny!
  • Rick: Right... And THAT'S not wet cement! (She sees she's in wet cement)
  • Finbarr: DUMB BUNNY!! (All except Rick, and Clawson because he was too nice, repeated those words as she got so upset she ran off)
  • Rick: YEAH, YOU BETTER KEEP RUNNING! You can't touch me!
  • Clawson:... As much as I can't say I approve of her being hurt like that... It's an overall nice save, Rick!
  • Rick: Don't mention it! I enjoy putting entitled vegetarian brats in their place.

Later into the night.

  • Trudy: (Drives to the station and parks her meter maid cart)... That sly bastard! Who does he think he is, talking to ME LIKE THAT?!? (Growls) Has the nerve to tell ME what I can and can't do OR be? I'M A REAL COP! AND I WILL MAKE A DIFFERENCE, THIS I SWEAR!!! I AM WITHOUT LIMITS!! I'M LIMITLESS!!!
  • Sheep Cop: OH, SHUT UP OVER THERE, METER MAID!! YOU'RE GONNA WAKE THE ENTIRE NEIGHBORHOOD!!! JUST GO HOME!!! (He leaves for the night)
  • Trudy:... Oy! (She parks her cart as she gets out as her dry-cemented feet shatter as they hit the ground)... (She watched as a larger police car parked from above her as both her and her car were smaller than her)... (Sighs)... (She was later seen taking the train and holding onto an animal's tail due to height as his and a horse's butts rub off on her) OOF!... ("I'll be DAMNED if one of these guys is a cow!")... (She walked out of the subway from the stairs as an antelope passed her) UGH! (She walked to her house and stepped on her rug with her still-cement-coated feet as she entered)... WHEW! (Sighs as she hesitated to open the door and then decided to enter to see her siblings and mother)
  • Trudy's Mother: Oh, hey, sweetie, you're back!
  • Trudy: Yeah! And... Crazily enough, the legendary Mabel is still alive! She decided to give me this cute meter maid costume. Isn't that nice? By the way, where's Petunia?
  • Trudy's Mother: She's already asleep.
  • Trudy: Oh, thank Da... Uh... I mean, good! She could use the rest given her sleepover last night. (Chuckles)
  • Eldest Sibling: Uh, Trudy? Why are your feet... Well...?
  • Trudy: I stepped in wet cement! DON'T JUDGE ME!!!
  • Eldest Sibling: Whoa, easy!
  • Trudy's Mother: Lilly, please, calm down! I'm sure she had her reasons as it was surely the predators' faults. I'm sure Mabel would be proud.
  • Sibling #1:... Who's Mabel?
  • Trudy's Mother: And how did the rest of your day go, darling? You kicking those predators into next year?
  • Trudy: Oh, yeah, totally! Showed no mercy, and all that crud. (Chuckles) Got me a sweet cop car, too! Has Wi-Fi in it, too! I... (Sees a familier elderly rabbit)... GRANDPA!! So you decided to stay home after all despite saying you were gonna leave to the farthest corners of Hebavoris after... You know... This house's last occupants.
  • Trudy's Grandpa: OH, THANK GOODNESS, MY SWEET GRAND BUN-BUN HASN'T BEEN EATEN!!
  • Trudy's Mother: Yeah, I convinced him not to leave. (To Trudy's Grandpa) I told you, didn't I? She's be a TOTAL legend on her first day.
  • Trudy's Grandpa: YEAH, SHE'D BETTA! I HOPE SHE SOCKS A RED FOX IN THE NOSE LATER! THEY'RE RED, CUZ' THEY WERE MADE BY THE DEVIL!!! I TRIED TO TELL YA, DARLING, BUT YOU DIDN'T LISTEN TILL' YOUR SWEETHEART DIED!
  • Trudy's Mother: Dad, please, calm down! First, that was a gray fox! Second, I'm sure she WILL! I'd pay big money to see my big girl do that. Isn't that right, Trudy?
  • Trudy: Uh... YEAH! I'd gladly even break it!
  • Trudy's Mother: (Chuckles) That's my girl! I saw we have a pizza party sometime soon. How's that sound, everyone? (All the bunnies cheered as Trudy sighed)... Uh, honey? Why the long face?
  • Trudy: Oh, nothing, I'm fine!
  • Trudy's Mother: No, your ears are droopy. Can you tell me exactly what you did today?
  • Trudy:... Well... I... Uh... I'm just a little tired on my first day in the field! Even the superiors were exhausting. Believe me on that one.
  • Trudy's Mother: Then you CLEARLY need some rest. Just make yourself some dinner, cuz' mommy had TOO many mouths to feed to even spare you some. There's some organic carrots in the fridge you can heat up.
  • Trudy:... Sure thing. Thanks. (She was seen watching a microwave heat up a pack of carrots, and they were quite plentiful as she gulped them down)... WHEW!... (Starts playing music as all of them entailed failing until she inevitably turned it off)... SHEESH! Why do those songs exist? Even GAZELLE wasn't this degrading with her songs. (She shuts off her lights and lays in her bed as she looked at her dolls and picked up one with a blue shirt and a 'My Little HPD Officer' badge on it as she slept peacefully cradling on it)... Suck it up, Trudy! Maybe tomorrow will be better than the first! (This was overheard by a Lilly who felt worried for her)
  • Lilly:... (Sighs)... Polo, what has this world come to?

Next day.

  • Wildebeest: (After Trudy tickets him) GRRRRRRGGGHH!! I WAS THIRTY SECONDS OVER, YOU OVERGROWN RAT!!!
  • Rat: (After Trudy tickets her) YEAH, SOME HERO YOU ARE, LADY!!!
  • Giant Salamander Tadpole In A Jar: (After Trudy tickets her mom) My mommy says she wishes you would croak!
  • Trudy: (Walks into her meter maid car)... (Slumps into her seat and bumps her head) I am a real cop, I am a real cop, I am a real cop!
  • ???: Is THIS a joke, lady?!?
  • Trudy: OKAY, WHOEVER SAID THAT, IF YOU HAVE A GRIEVANCE, FEEL FREE TO SAY IT IN TRAFFIC COUR- (A reptilian tail grabbed her by the neck) BLAAHKK!! (The tail threw her into an alley as she bumped her head on a trash can, recovered, yet gasped in fear when she saw who did it: A female reticulated python who slithered aggressively at her holding a ticket in her tail as her collar was yellow)... P-P-P-P-P-P-P-PYTHON!!!
  • Python: Oh, not just ANY python! You've got SOME nerve to give me THIS! (Shows her the ticket)
  • Trudy:... Is it too late to report your grievance to traffic court, miss-
  • Python: Pyatnytsky!
  • Trudy:... Wait... Pyatnytsky? As in infamous cat burglar and rodent terrorizer, Ophiscia Glenn Pyatnytsky?
  • Python (Pyatnytsky): That's right, bunny! And THIS?!? This is a fricking JOKE! $9,000?!? ARE YOU SERIOUS?!?
  • Trudy: Uh, mam, do remember, that your second-class citizenship says that you must be charged extra for your criminal deeds.
  • Pyatnytsky: Oh, sure! As if I couldn't handle you cops for killing my parents! NOW YOU'RE RIPPING ME OFF WITH IMPOSSIBLE FUNDS?!
  • Trudy:... You're a fricking cat burglar!
  • Pyatnytsky: Well, that's just it, isn't it? Maybe all I HAVE is $9,000! Maybe you just charged me MY ENTIRE SALARY- (She buzzes herself as her collar turns red)
  • Trudy: Uh, mam, please, calm down! This is nothing to get upset about.
  • Pyatnytsky: Maybe for you, but for me? You DARE to cross an animal that can eat you like a piece of candy? Hmm?!?
  • Trudy: Uh, Miss Pyatnytsky, with that collar, I don't think you can!
  • Pyatnytsky: Oh, really? Well, I learned a thing or two! I WILL KILL YOU FOR THI- (The collar shocked her for a few seconds until she forcefully ripped off her collar, shocking Trudy as she throws it away)... Looks like this ISN'T your lucky day! (Trudy was shocked as she launched a strike that she dodged)
  • Trudy: GET AWAY FROM ME- (She coiled around her) HELP!!!
  • Pyanytsky: Time to die, meter maid! (As she coiled and strangled her to near-suffocation until she was shot at and shocked by Mabel who appeared behind them with a tazer)
  • Trudy:... MABEL!
  • Pyatnytsky: 'MABEL'?!?
  • Mabel: Coils OFF the meter maid, Pythonsky!
  • Pyatnytsky:... Oh, (Laughs) THIS, is the legendary hero cop Mabel? Wow, have you aged PAST your prime! (Laughs)
  • Mabel: If I were you, I wouldn't judge a hero cop for her age!
  • Pyatnytsky: Plus, are you even SUPPOSED to have that tazer not just for your meter maid status, but also for your age, you old goat?
  • Mabel: Just because I'm old, it doesn't mean my legend will fade away with age right away! Now leave the bunny alone, and put your coils on your head!
  • Pyatnytsky: (Laughs) You think I'm scared? Well, I ain't! (She used her long tail to slap the tazer from Mabel's hands and push her down)
  • Mabel: AAHHH!! HELP!! I'VE FALLEN AND I CAN'T GET UP!... Ya know, that is so stereotypical of an old person like myself to say, BUT STILL, HELP!! I'M NOT EXACTLY IN MY BEST SHAPE ANYMORE!!
  • Pyatnytsky: Oh, what's wrong, Mabel? Falling and can't get up? Do I need to press that big red button for you- (Trudy held her by the neck) AAHH!!
  • Trudy: ALRIGHT, YOU SLITHERING JERK, YOU'RE UNDER ARREST! (Pyatnytsky coiled around her with her flexible body and coiled her into a trash can as she escaped cackling)... (Trudy got up as she helped Mabel up)... Mabel, are you okay?
  • Mabel: Fine and dandy! I've been pushed by worse. I once stood against the notorious Bull Stampede Bank Robbers, you know! I nearly got the scars to prove it.
  • Trudy:... Thanks for saving my life!
  • Mabel: Well, are you gonna catch that snake, or what?
  • Trudy:... But I'm a meter maid!
  • Mabel: Well, after that, are you REALLY gonna take nearly being strangled to death by a fugitive? AND are you going to let that snake go off without a collar? My best guess is that she'll do what she does best: terrorizing poor defenseless rodents.
  • Trudy:... No!
  • Mabel: Go get her, bunny!
  • Trudy:... Right! (She dashes away, ditches her meter maid suit for Mabel to pick up, and starts going after Pyatnytsky)
  • Mabel:... She may need some help! (On communicator) Officer Mabel to dispatch! Trudy was attacked and needs backup! Head to the Rodent Sector!

Rodent Sector

  • Pyatnytsky: (She was heard cackling as he terrorized rodents) I'M BACK, YOU CHUBBY BRATS!!! AND IT'S TIME YOU STARTED LEARNING WHAT TO DO WHEN YOU PUT A PRED ON A COLLAR!
  • ???: STOP! (Trudy appeared)
  • Pyatnytsky: Oh, if it isn't the meter maid! What, you're seriously going to risk your job by fighting me against your commanding officers' wishes?
  • Trudy: Oh, trust me, it's not wise to mess with a prodigy!
  • Pyatnytsky: HAH! YOU, a prodigy? You're nothing but a bunny rabbit! Unless of course you mean Mabel, but then again, she's ALREADY past her prodigy prime! I mean, let's be honest, time wasn't really kind to the old dame.
  • Trudy: I don't care what happens! I will NOT let you harm ANY rodents here!
  • Pyatnytsky:... Very well, then, cottontail! You wanna fight? Then let's tumble! But be careful not to step on any rodents! (Cackles)
  • Trudy: I'LL SHOW YOU WHO YOU'RE TALKING TO, PYATNYTSKY! (The two charged at each other)
  • Norway Lemming: OH, NUTS, GIANT FIGHT!! GET OUT OF THE WAY!!
  • Guinea Pig: (Starts recording on iPhone)... Hello, FurTube fame!
  • Golden Hamster: ARE YOU CRAZY?!? GIANT FIGHTS ARE DANGEROUS!!
  • Guinea Pig: Aw, c'mon! I'm sure it's not usually THAT bad- (He was squished by Pyatnytsky's body)... Ouch!
  • Trudy: (Takes out her tazer and then her rounds gun, both of which Pyatnytsky slapped out of her hands as she attempted to coil her again until she dodged and jumped around, and the two fought as their fighting disrupted the small buildings yet Trudy was able to stop the disruption from doing much, but any strategy she had Pyatnytsky easily outclassed)
  • Pyatnytsky: This is hopeless of you, flatfoot! Sooner or later, much of this city will be in rubble. There's nothing you can do to defeat me without risking the well-being of others! In a way, you're doing my work for me.
  • Trudy: You think so? (She kicks Pyatnytsky in the face as she fell flat on it, facing a springhare and her baby, who cried)
  • Springhare Mother: OH, YOU CREEP!!! HOW DARE YOU SCARE MY BABY?!? (Kicks her multiple times in the face until she gets up)
  • Pyatnytsky: OKAY, THAT'S IT, LAGOMORPH!! TIME TO- (She ran off) HEY! COME BACK HERE AND FIGHT ME! HOW DO YOU EXPECT TO BE A PRODIGY IF YOU RUN AWAY LIKE MEEK PREY?!? (She slithers after her, unaware that she is running in a circle until she reaches her tail, which she grabs) YAAH!!
  • Trudy: ATTENTION ALL RODENTS WHO ARE BRAVE ENOUGH TO BITE! HELP ME PIN THIS TREACHEROUS SNAKE IF YOU WANNA FEEL LIKE YOU CAN TAKE A PREDATOR!
  • Rock Hyrax: I WILL PROVE I AM NOT A MOUSE!!!
  • Lab Mouse: As offensive as that is, I AGREE!!!
  • Prevost's Squirrel: LET'S GO NUTS!!!
  • Degu: WE WILL NO LONGER BE BULLIED!!!
  • Fawn Hopping Mouse: YOU'RE DEAD, WANKER! (Various rodents and rodent-like animals attacked and restrained the python with whatever they got)
  • Trudy: (She tied Pyatnytsky to the various buildings that made a square, and the rodents did all they can to restrain her, and Pyatnytsky was restrained long enough for Trudy to find her round gun, and use a Stun Round to knock her out)... WHEW!
  • Red Squirrel: YAY!
  • Naked Mole Rat: YEAH, WE'RE NOT SCARED OF YOU ANYMORE, YOU BULLY!!!
  • Chinchilla: SNAKES DON'T SCARE US NO MORE!!!
  • Spiny Rat/Porcupine: WE SHOWED HER, DUDE! DUDE, WE SAID THAT AT THE SAME TIME!... DUUUDE!!
  • Prairie Dog: EVEN WE RODENTS REFUSE TO BE BULLIED WHEN BULLIED HARD ENOUGH! (They celebrated and praised Trudy as the other cops arrived)
  • Sheep Cop #1: WHAT THE?!?
  • Trudy: One big python ready for dept to socity, coming right up!
  • Vice-Chief Uganda: (Was shocked at what she saw)... Is that... How did you...?
  • Mabel: So, you think she's a weak-link now, Vice Chief?
  • Bank Vole: YEAH! SHE'S A SMART STRATEGIST, AND SHE INSPIRED US TO NOT TAKE S*** FROM SNAKES!!!
  • Kangaroo Rat: SHE'S A TOWN HERO!!!
  • African Pygmy Mouse: (With soda) YEAH, SHE SAVED US ALL! YAAAAAAY!!! I WANNA HUG HER, I EVEN WANNA MARRY HER, I WANNA KISS HER! (She rushes over to her and kisses her feet) THANK YOU, THANK YOU, THANK YOU!!
  • Trudy: (Chuckles) It was nothing, really! Plus, you might wanna hold the sugar.
  • Uganda:... Bopps... We will discuss things further in in my office.

Uganda's Office

  • Uganda: (Sitting in a desk before Trudy) Admittedly, Bopps... You caught me at a loss for words. In one hand, you got into a needless battle with someone not in your jurisdiction, and facilitated a rodent riot... But at the same time, you captured a known cat burglar and rodent tormentor, and someone in violation of the collar law. And you did it without making snakes look bad.
  • Trudy: Well, it helped that, I, kinda inadvertently provoked her to begin with, Vice-Chief. I, didn't exactly mean to get on that python's bad side. I guess had it not been you being distrusting to me because of my, issues with foxes, she probably would've still been able to do, cat burglar things.
  • Uganda: That much is true. But it's great that not only did you not choose to abandon your post to help them, but you also didn't try to facilitate snake hate in those rodents and only inspired them to stand up to their oppressor and tormentor, apart from the usage of the questionable term 'treacherous snake'.... But perhaps it doesn't mean much since snakes, next to foxes, already have a bad reputation as it is. Either way, that poor struggling single mother has enough on her plate.
  • Trudy: Oh sure, I-... Wait, she had a family?
  • Uganda: You assumed that being a criminal is usually a bachelor life?
  • Trudy: Well, I, well... Forgive me if this sounds harsh, but... Why would any snake assumingly not as bad, ever want to court with her?
  • Uganda: Pyatnytsky, or Pythonsky for those who don't want a mouthful or poor pronouncing skills, may have an infamous temper, but she wasn't always like that. She's merely another troubled soul tortured by a society geared towards her. And believe me, even she pales in comparison to the biggest examples of all-troubled predators. Make no mistake, Bopps. This unfair society drove them to unfortunate extremes, each worse than the last. A society like this can create things as terrible as the infamous- (Suddenly, Jenny's voice was heard, the door opened, and Jenny was seen trying to block a desperate female marine otter from coming in)
  • Jenny: Ohhhh, I'm SOOOOO sorry, Vice-Chief Uganda, but this cute otter is very persistant!... Wait, Bopps, speaking for the guys and gals on Cuteness Factor, is it a slur to call otters cute, too?
  • Trudy: (Giggles as she rolls her eyes) Relax, Jenny, it's only a bunny thing.
  • Jenny: Whew! Thanks, Trude the Dude! I almost thought I was gonna sound like a total toad.
  • ???: HEY!! (A Toad janitor was seen) I've only been here for a few days and already the speciesist mistreatment is starting to wear me down! (He left angrily)
  • Jenny: OMG, WAIT, I DIDN'T MEAN THAT MR. TOADER! I'M NOT LIKE THE TOTAL BADMOUTHER DWEEBS, I AM LIKE, TOTES MCGOATS NICE!! COME BACK!! (She ran after the toad janitor)
  • Uganda: (Sighs) She really tries not to be offensive.
  • Otter: (As she was successfully keeping her collar at yellow) Vice-Chief, please, have you found my Ottey?
  • Uganda: Ms. Otton, please understand! Your husband is in a very unfortunate position that even the Razorback Squad are hardly able to contain him. But please know that we haven't given up on him.
  • Ms. Otton: Look, Uganda, I know Ottey isn't in his right mind after his little incident, but please know that I know the real Ottey is not as bad as his corrupted programming is making him. Deep down, he's a really sweet otter who would never hurt anyone, and I know he's nothing like the tainted program he's become. I'm begging you to let me have a chance to take him to Zootopia where he can be repaired and freed from his hard-drive. I promise he'll never come back to Herbavoris if Swineton deems his actions too... Toxic. He's a father to five children and a newborn pup! (Shows picture of her family) They would be miserable if they lose their father because of something he can't control. (Trudy once again got caught in the trigger crosshairs)
  • Uganda: Believe me, Dr. Ota Otton, I want to give Dr. Otton the best fate ever, but corrupted hardware or not, your husband became a rather infamous member of the Predator Underground that even Leonty himself fears. Even Warren insists that he and his boys cannot challenge your husband without some extreme firepower.
  • Ms. Otton: Ma'am, please! I'm at my wit's end for his well-being. My family is missing him and feeling terrible for him, and I want my newborn son to see him as the true person he is. He had to miss his birth thanks to his condition. I don't want my poor baby to grow up knowing his father is a monster. I, I don't know what else to do. I-I promise I'll ask Dr. Peagore to make amends to the families that Ottey's hurt, but please, don't let our family join in losing someone they love. (Trudy felt her heartstrings tugged)
  • Uganda: I know, Dr. Otton, but it's gonna take some MORE time to truly restrain your husband so you can make that possible. He's scarred his victims, both mentally and physically, and several animals went missing because of him. We're doing the best we can to ensure he is brought back into your hands. I'm just... Lost at how we should restrain him. I assure you, something will come up, but-
  • Trudy: I'll go after Ottey! (Uganda stared surprised at Trudy as Ms. Otton looked with surprise and newfound hope)
  • Mrs. Otton: Ohhhh, bless you, you blessed bunny! (Ms. Otton gave Trudy a hug and as this occurred, Uganda stared with a 'Are you serious?' face)... Just, please, promise me that you won't judge Ottey for whatever he says or does, as he is not in his right mind.
  • Trudy: I'll do my best, Ma'am!
  • Uganda: Ahem! Ms. Otton, you're free to rejoin Jennifer Stretch to help you sign on some paperwork if we are to discuss deportation from Herbavoris.
  • Ms. Ottey: Of course, Vice-Chief, and bless you both! (Uganda leads her out and closes the door)
  • Uganda:... Bopps... Pardon my sudden rudeness... BUT HAS THE FACT THAT YOU MANAGED TO DEFEAT A CAT BURGLER GOTTEN INTO YOUR HEAD?! I THINK YOU MAY'VE BITTEN OFF MORE THAN YOU CAN CHEW WITH WHAT YOU JUST AGREED TO!!!
  • Trudy: WHAT?!? But I thought we were getting somewhere!!
  • Uganda: Don't get me wrong, you earned my approval. But I am scolding you like how a mother does it to protect her child. You are in no position to challenge someone like Ottey Osborne Otton! He is a very powerful and very dangerous member of the Predator Underground, one that even Leonty himself fears! Also, you're still by all accounts a meter maid, and you can't technically keep that promise. So, when Mrs. Otton comes back, you are to inform her that you're not the right person to take on a criminal as you're only a meter maid, and that only the chief, or even the mayor, can say otherwise! (As she opens the door to see both Hornberger and Swineton with Mrs. Otten)
  • Swineton: I came here about a meter maid beating a python and I already heard you found someone to get Ottey?
  • Uganda: Duh-duh-duh, May-Mayor Swineton!
  • Swineton: I can envision it now: "Brave rabbit made new Lieutenant Major to hunt down the psycho otter of Happytown". IF she can take down the one that even the Big Three are afraid of, this will put Herbavoris on the map. I'm gonna call all Congress members who represent HPD and all HPD funders about this. Oh, imagine the approval ratings for everyone involved!
  • Uganda: Wait, Swineton, don't send that message yet-
  • Swineton: And, SENT! History will SOON be in the making for this grand city.
  • Uganda:... (She face palms, and then this played)
Epic "Mass Facepalm"

Epic "Mass Facepalm"

  • Trudy:... Why do I get the feeling that whatever that was is being overused?
  • Swineton: Miss Bopps, from when I saw you at the ceremony... Okay, I'm not gonna lie, I thought you were just gonna end up being a meter maid and that's about it.
  • Trudy:... Thanks, I guess?
  • Swineton: Hold up, hold up, there's more! But then I hear about you capturing an infamous cat burglar, AND that you're going after THE terror of Happytown. My goodness! It's like you're becoming the Judy Hopps of Herbavoris! You're basically proving that rabbits are more than just carrot farmers.
  • Trudy: Actually, we also do a variety of other foods as well, and-
  • Swineton: Still not finished, still not finished! Once that nasty clam-eater gets caught, (to Ms. Otton) No intentional offence, (Back to Trudy) AND, given the appropriate justice, Herbavoris will prove it's right to be respected for what it's trying to do. It will totally blow out the Milde Loan Incident.
  • Trudy: The Milde Loan Incident?
  • Swineton: It was pretty much the reason why we had to replace the stronger older models with their... Neutered little brothers. Still good enough to hold most predators in their place, but it lost the pizzazz the old models had. Okay, fine, there was that stupid death risk, but to be fair, a lot of predators would've backed down after the first shock and never act out again. How am I suppose to realise that Mr. Jackson Milde would overreact to his son being arrested for disobeying a loaner's rightful judgement call? I'm not Mooseadomus!
  • Trudy:... Is... This Mr. Milde related to Rick Milde by chance?
  • Swineton: Oh, you mean the fox we caught you on the cameras talking to, AND that you inadvertently helped in his con artist shtick of illegitimate street food business? (Trudy was shocked about that) (Sarcasticly) Oh, that's a good question, because MILDE, is such a common name!... (Laughs) I'm just messing with you, Miss Bopps. Rick Milde, the asshole fox who tugged your bunny heartstrings to get you food for him, is the same as the brat who inadvertently got his father killed.
  • Trudy: Hey, now, I kinda know what it was like to lose a father, so I can't blame him for how he turned out.
  • Swineton: That's fine you believe that. But hey, look how you turned out. Rick could've just as easily opted to have himself and his little stooges to be lawfully deported somewhere else to start new lives and make something productive of themselves. But instead, they decided to be crooks. You can't deny that makes them the inferior force of this picture, am I right?
  • Trudy:... I, guess you have a good point.
  • Swineton: Exactly, Miss Bopps! That's my little trooper. Now continue to make this pig proud. Hornberger, make the promotion happen. Uganda, supply the case file for Ol' Ottey. Our good bunny has a LOT in store for her. (She left)
  • Hornberger: Trudy Bopps, it is my solemn duty to promote you as LT Major for your valiant service to protect Herbavoris from untamed predators. May you continue to make us proud, kid. Oh, and if you can, see if you can locate what we believe is an illegal predator business hidden somewhere in the city. Question all predators in the city if you must, or maybe even that Milde person. (Hands her a file with Rick's name on it) Here's his life records, having everything you might wanna know about. (Trudy takes it)... Good luck out there, lucky rabbit! (Hornberger leaves as Uganda had a surprised face)...
  • Uganda:... (She sighs in defeat as she closed the door)...
  • Trudy:... Hey, uh, you don't hate me again, do you?
  • Uganda:... Like I said, it is no longer a matter of me despising you. It is a matter of me being concerned for your well-being. A lot of police enforcers end up looking like they survived a war after meeting that otter. As repeatedly said, even Leonty, a former mafia henchmen of a crime boss in Zootopia, and the leader of the Predator Underground, fears even the name of Ottey.
  • Trudy: Why?
  • Uganda:... Trust me, it's best you learn of this horred truth by yourself, Bopps, so you can better understand, because even I can't fully describe what he's like. (Brings out a case file with Ottey's name on it)... Just promise me you'll call for backup if it gets hectic over there. And be careful. Of all of Herbavoris, Happytown is the most broken of all despite it's friendly name, which is actually outdated from what it once was. Just be warned that the case also has very little leads and even fewer witnesses because too many people don't want to relieve their heart-break of what Ottey took from them. And, I want you to promise me that you'll keep an open mind for Ottey, even at his worse.
  • Trudy:... Well, you said not to keep promises I can't keep. I am, very likely to, not be a real fan of whatever Ottey is doing.
  • Uganda: Understandable. Then promise me... That you'll remember that Ottey is more then what he is now.
  • Trudy:... I'll... See if I can go that far.
  • Uganda: Good, Lieutenant Major. You're already being promising. But I still have my worries.... So... I implore you... Prove to me, that I have nothing to worry.
  • Trudy: Don't worry, Vice-Chief! I won't let you down. (She left the office)
  • Uganda:... (Opens her locket to show her and a strong lion male in each other's embrace)... Simba... Please protect her, and keep her true self from being chased away by what this society has reaped.

Receptionist Desk

  • Trudy: JENNY, YOU WON'T BELIEVE THIS!!
  • Jenny: I already heard from Mrs. Otton. You got promo-to.
  • Trudy: YEAH, AND, I'M TAKING THE OTTEY CASE!!
  • Jenny: (As her smile disappeared)... That's... What worries me. I mean, I'm like, glad for you, and seeing with what you did to that mean girl python, I know that you can protect yourself, but... Not only is that case as cold as ice cream, no pun intended given his choice of wheels, but... That Ottey guy is... Beyond cray-cray! And not, good cray-cray, like, bad cray-cray. As in, the kind of cray-cray that belongs in a mental hospital. I heard super-nasty horror stories from one of my friends called 'Claw#2' on Preybook, and trust me, he does a LOT of messed-up things, Trudy.
  • Trudy: You have my word, Jenny, that I'll be completely fine.
  • Jenny:... Pinkie swear?
  • Trudy:... You don't have fingers.
  • Jenny:... Okay, uh, paw/hoof swear?
  • Trudy: Paw-hoof swear! (They did the swear cross)
  • Jenny:... Okay, Trudes. I still feel super-uncomfies about this, but I trust you, super-much. You can use Criminal Scientist Bob's computer desk to get what you can given he's currently on paid migration, but know that... Since he's an elephant, and... We like, never had a rabbit in the po-po before, they... May not be adequate for your size.
  • Trudy: Oh, pfffft, come on, a desk not to scale? Please, I'm sure it's not that bad!

Bob's Office

  • Turdy was outsized by the entire office.
  • Trudy:..... Ohhhh, kaaaaaay. Probuly should've seen THIS coming. (She leapt up to the desk and looked up info about Ottey's case file in the same fashion as one of the deleted scenes)... Alright! (She jumps up onto the seat and brings it up until she gets a clear view of the screen)... (She struggles, albeit at ranged levels, with the mousepad and the keyboard, and she looked up a lot on the case file she was given, and by putting two-and-two together, she notices that the last sighting was during Rick rescuing that bear cub earlier as everyone else was running away)... Aw, NO! Not THAT fox!

Later...

  • Rick: (Counting money and splitting it with Finbarr) There ya' go, Finby!
  • Finbarr: Great! You'd do your daddy proud for this. (He drives off as Trudy appeared behind his van)...
  • Trudy:... Hello again, Mr. Milde!
  • Rick: Well, well, if it isn't Ms. Rootally-Toot-Toot!
  • Trudy: (Sighs) And it begins! Look here, sir, I have a warrant for your arrest!
  • Rick: HAH! I told you before, long-ears, you can't touch me.
  • Trudy: Oh, I think I can. Aside from reports of an illegal predator business going on that Chief Hornberger said that I, as the new valedictorian of the Academy, should be a backup plan to find, I have been sent to find Mr. Ottey Osborne Otton. (Rick was surprised, yet kept a calm face) And since you were there during his last sighting considering you were seen rescuing a 4-year-old bear cub from him and everyone else was obviously too busy running like hell to even be good leads, I thought YOU would be the best one available to know whatever warehouse in Happytown he's hiding in.
  • Rick: HAH! First off, you think I have anything to do with this s***? I'm just a simple fox, and even if I was some sort of con artist like you said, I wouldn't be able to afford a predator business in a place like this. Predator funds are illegal, you know.
  • Trudy: Well, I still say it's possible for a sly fox like YOU to accomplish it.
  • Rick: Second, yeah, nobody bothered to remember where that poor guy is hiding, and I'M no exception. I was merely doing a favor for a pred. He's a nightmare to approach, so nobody wanted to state his location. Kinda plays in his favor to hide from the coppers.
  • Trudy: Oh, I'm sure I can find a way from you one way or another. Are you familiar with the Predator Underground?
  • Rick: (Was surprised for a small moment)... Well, I have only HEARD of it, but I've never been part of it. See? Tame Collar! Never once had it removed.
  • Trudy: That's not what your track record says. Rick Milde, age 29, Gray fox, once count arrested for second-class treason when you were young, bailed out. And your medical record says that you once had your collar removed in order to remove a tick. You asked to have it off for 5 more seconds until being declined.
  • Rick: Oh, we all go through that when we have these things taken off.
  • Trudy: Don't back-talk me, sir! I am an officer, and therefore, you have the right to remain silent.
  • Rick: As if I haven't heard that said to criminals on TV before. In fact, you're right. So I'll stay PERFECTLY silent. ZIP!
  • Trudy: ("Hmmph! Sly little bastard! I can't even get him to admit anything and use it against him. Unless...")... According to your criminal record, your act of treason was for a loan to open a family business. And DIDN'T you say that it's illegal?
  • Rick: Well, yeah, but-
  • Trudy: AND the bail is supposed to have been brought by the tax giver of the time, Mr. Logan Buckhorn of the Buckhorn mansion. Surrogate father, I suppose, and he said you were missing since you were 19.
  • Rick: Yeah, that guy caused my father to die, so-
  • Trudy: Jackson Milde, indeed. Died on the same day you made the offense. Outdated Tame Collar model, had Miss Swineton to declare for predators to be fitted with the safer new models as a result. And because of this obvious grudge, you were hiding from your own father since you were 19, so that's about 10 years of this. Yeah, you haven't been doing this since you were born, you just did it because you're STILL committing treason through con-artistry.
  • Rick: You can't prove that I'm a con artist. And even if I WAS, you can't exactly con a con artist. When you live in the streets for this long, you tend to learn a thing or two.
  • Trudy: Oh, and I suppose YOU would know that because you ARE a con artist? You hustled me into being a pawn in your little scheme. And what were those permits you showed me? I happened to notice a LOT to know that they were FAKE. Hand them over!
  • Rick: Uhh...
  • Trudy: You got a problem with that? Cuz' if so, you MAY be playing a con as I speak. And if they WERE fake, I'd say that's conspiracy against a police officer. So, yeah, that 'Uhh' was all I needed to hear. You're under arrest!
  • Rick: Well, it's my word against yours!
  • Trudy: (Takes out the recorder and plays the entire conversation) Oh, is it, or is it YOUR word against yours? So unless you wanna be on the run in a TOUGHER time and a BIGGER criminal record under your belt, you will save us the time and the resources and tell us WHERE this illegal business is, AND help me find this poor otter fugitive so I can bring him back to his family. And trust me, the record will be bad enough that Mr. Buckhorn might not be so easily able to help you this time, even if he REALLY actually wants to. He may be rich, but the bail for you this time could be more than what even the Buckhorn fortune can handle. ESPECIALLY since I recognized that bear cub you rescued as the son of Miss Bernstein, who, according to HER track record, is described as a GREATER lead to Leonty as a friend of his. And as the first bunny of the force would say... It's called a hustle, sweetheart!
  • Rick:... I'LL TELL SWINETON ABOUT YOUR LITTLE CRIME IF YOU DON'T BACK OFF, LONG-EARS!!!
  • Trudy: Uh, don't think I didn't plan ahead for that blackmail, sir. Our little conversation WAS done in a surveyed area. (Rick was shocked) And so, Chief Hornberger informed Swineton about the matter. And you know what she said? She KNEW that was blackmail, REGARDLESS of predator sympathy. She said there's a lot of them here, and even she can't stop it. And even then, well, we all already know that Swineton isn't really much for taking predators seriously anyway. She'll either end up assuming your lying, or since she knows what's going on, will simply have security escort you to the waiting arms of a responding police cruiser where he/she will be nice enough to give you and your palsies a home at least in a state penitentiary! So don't expect HER to cover for you. Now, start talking... (Shows her pen and wiggles it in her hand)... Or el-
  • Rick: (He snatches the pen from her and runs off) F*** THIS S***, I'M OUT!!!
  • Trudy: WHAT THE-HI-JI-DU-WHA?!? OH, YOU SNEAKY LITTLE FFF... (She chases him down as they go through the deleted scene where Nick was in place of Duke)... GET BACK HERE, THAT'S ANOTHER CHARGE FOR RECKLESS ENDANGERMENT OF RODENTS!!!
  • Rick: NEVER, NEVER, NEVER!!! (He continues to run as the cameras pick him up and T.U.S.K is alerted and they arrive)
  • Trudy: STOP, OR BACKUP WILL ARRIVE!!!
  • Rick: I'VE DODGED THOSE PIGS BEFORE!!!
  • Trudy: BUT HAVE YOU EVER DODGED A RABBIT?!?
  • Rick: I'M ABOUT TO!! (He tries, but every corner he turns, he is stopped by Trudy)
  • Trudy: STOP!! ANOTHER CHARGE OF RESISTING ARREST!!!
  • Rick: CHARGE THIS, FLATFOOT! (Trips an elephant into her way as she jumps out of the way)
  • Trudy: NICE TRY!!
  • Rick: THEN HOW ABOUT I TRY THIS?!? (Throws more at her as she continuously dodged)
  • Trudy: IS THAT ALL?!?
  • Rick: Maybe something SMALLER! (Shows an entire box of child rodents)
  • Trudy:... OH, FU- (The kids cover her face and end up in her uniform as she laughed hard and Rick ran off) KIDS, THIS IS NO TIME TO PLAY, I NEED TO- (Laughs) THIS IS POLICE BU- (Laughs as her eyes started tearing up)
  • Mother Rodent: KIDS! (They faced her) STOP TORTURING THAT BUNNY AND COME ON OUT! (They did that as Trudy recovered, panting heavily) Seriously, kids, I raised you BETTER than to harass people like that, ESPECIALLY to police officers!
  • Trudy: (Recovering from the constant tickle torture)... This has definitely not been my day! (On communicator) Guys, any clues on where the fox went?
  • (Pig Officer #2): He's heading for the Upper Marketway and making a B-line for a non-surveyed sector!
  • Trudy: Copy that! I'm on my way! (Takes an elaborate short cut, using her agility to jump off rooftops, wall-jump like in a video game, and finally jumps onto Rick as he screamed and pinned him down) GOT'CHA! You thought you could outrun a rabbit?
  • Rick: Well, you gotta give me credit for trying! But I can still fight off a rabbit. Even those pigs can't honestly get here quick enough to- (T.U.S.K vehicles arrived as pigs came out)
  • Trudy: Here he is, guys! (Ugly Bradley was among them as he growled in silent intimidation smiling)
  • Rick:... I hate you!
  • Trudy: Well, I hated you since I first met you. So we're even! (A black wolf was seen in the shadows as he got out a tazer and started to shock the pigs and Trudy as they took off when the wolf threw a smoke bomb)
  • Rick: EAT MY ASS, PIGS!!! (They were gone)
  • Trudy:... (Sighs) Dammit!

Meanwhile, back in Zootopia...

  • Nick: (He, Hopps, and their team (Pred Members) were testing out undercover fake Tame Collars)... Are you sure this is necessary, carrots?
  • Judy: Well our disguises HAVE to be convincing.
  • Friller: Ugh, I feel like an idiot. Nobody's going to fall for our disguises. Also, what's taking the Lougers so long?!
  • Jade: "We can trust that they will arrive soon enough. (A burst of flame was seen in the sky) In fact.... Fortune has smiled our way."
  • Buzz: "Well took them long enough."
  • (Icky): FINALLY!!!! That space traffic was atrocious!!! Getting that space ticket of 1000 sporebucks was bad enough, as well as those crazy space bikers, the space slug, and the f*****g 10-second alien abduction!!
  • Anna: "..... (Coyfully) Sounds like they had fun."
  • The Van lands.
  • (Lord Shen): "Well be at least glad that we're here at all."
  • The Van door opens as Gazelle got out first!
  • Gazelle: "..... Ahem..... Sorry about the delay.... Space is not as free of modern inconvinences as previously thought."
  • Dr. Cockroach: Well yeah. Space is a very mysterious place.
  • Kowalski: So, um, what's the plan?
  • Judy: Already have one. We go undercover.
  • Iago:... Well don't you guys feel like idiots? Your faces, mannerisms, and voices are too familiar to people. Nobody's ever going to fall for it in a million years.
  • Friller: I TOLD YOU!!!
  • Nick: "(Sighs), At least my old pal Jokey McParrotson was nice enough to give these fake collars on the house. Too bad they're as useless as extra limbs on a frog."
  • Sandy: "Tch, you clearly haven't met Hank Spooner."
  • Tigress: "I believe we'll have better chances entering Herbavoris with extreme stealth, and not allowing them to know we even have a presence there."
  • Legsworth: "Oh, so basicly the spy movie route then? It might be challnaging to do since Zander, Antelopez' lover, did exposed Antelopez' predicament to us, so, they will be expecting us."
  • Skipper: "We can work with this. Not the first time villains expect us. The trick is to use that expectation against them, and make the guards paranoid at even the most min-ute of things."
  • Nick: "Well, that might be risky, cause then Hornberger will catch on what you guys are doing and-"
  • Icky and Iago snickered.....
  • Nick: ".... Trust me, Bogo said that the guy's more serious then the name makes him sound."
  • Mushu: Please. He's only heard about us and not actually met us. How could he possibly prepare for us? (A TUSK officer was seen transmitting the conversation)
  • Hornberger: (From Antelopez' holding place)... Oh, you'll see. Boys? How's about we use this strategy against them? Order all units to chase them. Put them in a false sense of- (Suddenly, Mantis was seen attacking the TUSK operative as shouts were heard and the camera feed died out)............ This, is gonna be, harder then I thought. (Antelopez looked smuggly at him)..... HEY DON'T GET COCKY, THAT WAS BEGINNERS LUCK?! (Leaves).
  • Winston and Katy showed up....
  • Winston: ".... Suddenly, even more then already, I do not feel comfertable about the current situation unfolding before me."
  • Katy: "Ya think? I mean, what did we got ourselves into?"

Meanwhile...

  • SpongeBob: What do you mean we can't join you?!
  • Judy: This is a covert operation. If an entire army of misfits join us, we'll stick out like a sore thumb.
  • Nick: "Duh, REALLY?! We just waited like 8 hours for them to show up, to only say they can't be with us?! Then why no move on to Herbavoris without them if that's the case?!"
  • Judy: "But-"
  • Nick: "Look, they're here now, it'd be rude to just send them off to say "Sorry for wasting your likely impourent something else" and make them feel like we called them out here for nothing!"
  • Judy: ".... Ugh! Okay fine! They can come! But I will personally hold it against you if thise covert mission ends up falling short to perfection cause of it!"
  • Shifu: "Miss Hops, the element of surprise is already lost since these T.U.S.K. enforcers are already expecting us if, he's anything to go by. (A tied up T.U.S.K. operative was seen)..."
  • Judy: "..... Ya know what, fair point, may as well roll with it."
  • Nick: Thank you. But you idiots do realize that you could just split and run around being our eyes in the city, right? Maybe even use that spying bug robot of yours?
  • Archimedes: You just took the words right out of my mouth. What did YOU idiots think, we were just going to start a parade-sized patrol in the streets? How dumb do you think we are?
  • Nick: This is by far one of our first times meeting you, we didn't exactly got to really interact when you first came for Gazelle.
  • Archimedes:... Fair point. Buuut Gazzy and Dukey spent enough time with us to know us.
  • Duke: Don't EVER call me Dukey!
  • Legsworth: "AHEM! May we please get right to work on this?"
  • Nick: "I know some guys that have tunnels that allow travel into Herbavoris without spottable things like A FLYING F*****G VAN, for starters. But fair warning: Those Naked Molerats don't come cheap."
  • Judy: "You sure know a lot of weird people."
  • Nick: "Like I said, I know a lot of animals here. You would be able to write a novel series about the things I went through Pre-Night Howler Fiasco."
  • Buzz: Maybe you should.
  • Nick: Ehhhh, I don't know if it's... Safe to show. It'd be like a loose serial killer writing about his entire criminal record as an autobiography. It's something that should be secret. You DON'T want to know the stuff I did before I met Judy but after the day I was shunned by the Junior Ranger Scouts. Anyway, Those Molerats are more extortionist than DLCs and in-game currencies. The way I paid them was through favors. They'll accept virtually anything as trade... BUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUT they don't help the cops NOR people that behaive like cops but lack the uniform, so you may have to hustle them PRETTY damn good.
  • Mantis: (He appeared) Gets worse. TUSK is attempting to use our plan of putting them in a false sense of security against us. Sooooo, not only was that plan moot thanks to me, but they'll never fall for it.
  • Friller: MOTHERF****R!!!
  • Icky: "Tch, oh sure, they'll expect the basic plan..... That isn't to say, they'll expect HOW we're gonna do it. See, as far as they know, they'll think we'll only do the basic stuff, buuuuuuut, not really the more creative ways."
  • Friller: ".... Sweet!"
  • Anna: Depending if other pigs aren't listening to us.
  • Mantis: I took care of all of them.
  • Anna: Are you sure about that? Swineton is NOT the dime-a-dozen villains that underestimate you. She's practically got a lot of them to replace the dingbats you took out.
  • Mantis: I promise you on my life it's going to be fine.

Hornberger's office.

  • Hornberger: "ALL THE RECON GUYS ARE CAPTURED?!"
  • Fearful Sheep: "It's true, sir. The recon is all down."
  • Hornberger: "..... CRAP?! And we don't have enough details on how they're gonna do their plan to fake us out! Because our Recon guys got discovered, they'll simply not do predictable stuff and fake us out in more creative ways?! And we won't know WHAT?! We're basicly F****D?! I'm gonna have to make the men as extra cautious as possable to all this. Cautious to the point that they can't even trust a sweet ol' lady."
  • Fearful Sheep: "But that could lead them to msitakenly attack citizens and push them away from obeying Swineton-"
  • Hornberger: "NOT LIKE THEY LIKE US ANYWAY?! I'M GOING TO DO IT LIKE THAT, AND THAT'S FINITO?!"
  • Swineton: (Appears on his TV) Having some trouble?
  • Hornberger: "(Wimpfully yelps)! Duh, uh, no, no problems at all! Everything is going ACCORDING to plan! (Strained) RIIIIIIIIIIIIIGHT, CAPTAIN BAAB?!"
  • Baab the fearful sheep: "Duh, yeah, yeah, sure."
  • Swineton: "..... Well, how's about that, hypothetically speaking, if you were to be working on limited knowledge due to your recon team BEING CAPTURED BY A PRAYING MANTIS, then adapt around any limited knowledge you have, and make do with what you can. If any less then compident T.U.S.K. members were to fall, ehh, we could stand to make room for new members anyway. Swineton, out. (TV turns off)...."
  • Hornberger: "..... (Grabs Baab) We're, continiuing, as planned, Baab!"
  • Baab: ".... Yes sir."

Swineton's Office

  • Swineton: Pssh. Idiots. Did they seriously not catch that I knew about their f*** up? I was TOO specific. I guess my suggestion was more essential than I assumed.
  • Brad: Mayor, are you sure replacing people is a guaranteed method of keeping loyalty?
  • Swineton: Maybe not. But, it doesn't matter. They're merely a diversion. The REAL trump card is coming.
  • Butters: Trump card, mam?
  • ???: That would be me. (The black wolf from before appeared)
  • Brad:... A black wolf?
  • Black Wolf: Racist.
  • Brad: OH YOU KNOW THAT'S NOT WHAT I MEANT!
  • Butters: Um... Why do you have a predator on your side? Isn't that a little... Hypocritical?
  • Swineton: "Oh don't get me wrong, I don't exactly LIKE the guy!"
  • Wolf: "Feelings' mutual, pig."
  • Swineton: ".... You're lucky I am actselly a pig to not take COMPLETE offence to that. But, if I just stuck to Hornberger who clearly is held back by flaws and not always 100% relieable enforcers, I'd already be out of office by now before Antelopez even got here!"
  • Butters: "Well, I see what you mean, but, how are we sure he doesn't have his own plans to turn on you?"
  • Swineton: "Oh, don't worry.... I have a tight leash on him. Now, what I want from you is simple. Can I ask you to keep a much better eye out for those misfits then Hornberger at the moment? It appears they had more surprises than even he was going to prepare for."
  • Wolf: "I'll be sure to watch them like a hawk. And if they're about to become dangerous in anyway, you'll know about it first so you can get your boar friend to get his s*** togather."
  • Swineton: "Good boy. I'd give ya a treat, but you look too prideful to that. Now, off you pop."
  • The Wolf rolled his eyes at Swineton's condisending nature and left folding his arms into pockets.
  • Swineton: "(Turns her chair to the window).... (Chuckles)...... It's good to be mayor....."

Happytown

  • Rocky and his gang were seen pinning down a weasel that looks like Duke Weaselton.
The Big Lebowski - 8 - "Where's the money Lebowski?"

The Big Lebowski - 8 - "Where's the money Lebowski?"

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  • Rocky: "(As the Alligators were dunking his head into a birdbath) Where's the money, Jake Weaselworth? (The Alligators did it again) Where's the money, Jake, the money that you were good for? (Jake Weaselworth was dunked in again) Where's the money, Jake? (Jake was dunked in again) Where's the money Jake? (Jake Weaselworth was harshly pulled out) WHERE'S THE F*****G MONEY, S***HEAD?!"
  • Jake: "(Breaths in and out)...... It's..... It's down there (Points to the Birdbath) somewhere, let me take another look. (Gets dunked again by the Alligators)."
  • Trudy arrived and saw Jake Weaselworth's predicerment with Alberta.....
  • Alberta: "..... Trudy, I don't think Jake is available to help you out with infomation, don't ya know?"
  • Trudy: ".... Judging from the fiasco, I say, he might have a debt problem. (Approuches the Birdbath location as Rocky and the Gators saw her)...."
  • Alligator 1: "Awwwwww, look. A cute widdle bunny-wunny! (He and the other gator laughed!"
  • Rocky: "...... You're in the wrong neightberhood, bunny. So go hopping back into- (Looks as if he reckitnesed her)..... Wait a f*****g minute...... YER THE BITCH THAT BEATEN DOWN MY CHILDHOOD FRIEND PYTHONSKY AND HAD HER THROWN IN JAIL?! You, BITCH?!"
  • More of Rocky's Alligators , Crocs and Komodo Dragons showed up armed with bats, clubs and knifes.
  • Trudy: "(Kept calm) Sir, I am merely here to ask Jake Weaselworth about Rick Milde's whereabouts. Rick is suspected to be connected to the Predator Underground."
  • Rocky: "Tch, ain't that just like Milde to always have Prey-heads come after his ass. First his deer dad, now you, Cutie Patootie? (Rocky's gang laughed)."
  • Trudy: "If I may ask for a few minutes of Jake's time, you can go back to airing out any prior grivences."
  • Rocky: "Tch, you kidding? I may not be much of Milde's friend, but I ain't gonna double cross the Pred Underground to another one of Swineton's peons! Espeically not the bitch that jailed Pythonsky!! SHE WAS A STRUGGLING MOTHER, DAMN IT!! Her husband has been a wreck!! And I ain't standing for it- (Collar zaps him) GRR!! And not even the damn collars will stop it?! Boys, wreck her cute little ass!!"
  • The Gang charged at Trudy!
  • Trudy: I don't suppose you're very good at fighting reptiles?
  • Alberta: As if you have to ask, eh? (Rocky hissed at them as the gang tried to hit them and missed, Rocky trying to lounge out at them and missing, Trudy getting on his back)
  • Trudy: If I was big enough to pin him, this would be SO MUCH EASIER!!!
  • Rocky: Aw no, ya ain't taking me down like ya did Pythonsky! (Alberta took out his henchmen quickly as Rocky grabbed Trudy with his tail and strangled her as Trudy as he chuckled)
  • Trudy: ("I am NOT given a great impression of reptiles lately!") (She struggles to get free as she just ended up pulling Rocky into a pond and hitting both of themselves out, getting unconscious)

Later...

  • Trudy: (Coughs as she woke up wet) Alberta? Where were you when I needed you?
  • Alberta: I'm a bird, don't you know. I may have webbed feet, but even birds ain't built much for swimming.... Except penguins. But I'm just going by my species. Good work bringing down Rocky. (He was seen in a straight jacket buildt for snakes as both sides are lumped togather)
  • Trudy: (Sighs) I really HATE dealing with vicious reptiles. They always have to be so aggressive about everything. Nor am I crazy for nearly drowning. Even as a kit, I could never get swimming down.
  • Alberta: Don't you have flat feet?
  • Trudy: Yes, but they're primarily for jumping. Now just take care of Rocky and his gang of komodos and gators and crocs while I deal with the weasel.
  • Jake Weaselworth was seen in a towel.
  • Jake Weaselworth: "Look, miss, grateful as I am for getting Rocky Py Boa off my back, Milde and I have an honor system that I have to keep quiet to the cops. Just because weasels have an unfortunate rap for being cowerds and squellers, doesn't mean it's always true. I had a grandfather in the Pred Corps that braved a Skull Scarab swarm in the Dunelands!"
  • Trudy: "I expected that from a minor informate for the Pred Underground. Hence why you will be taken back to HQ for further questioning."
  • Jake Weaselworth: "Saw that fickleness coming a mile a second."

Radiant Garden

  • Kairi: (As she was stuck in a caved-in cave) HELP!!! HELP ME!!!
  • Donald: Ugh. This is never going to work. How do we know the Lost Link doesn't hate Kairi because it was her father that impaled her head?
  • Sora: Seems like it could care less at this point. It didn't had too much problems helping us out with those Bandits reguardless.
  • Cloud: "That could purely be because those bandits were a mutual enemy for what they were attempting. It's just as weary of us as it is to them."
  • Aerith: Well it also seems likely that it'll know it's just to get it's attention.
  • Riku: Yeah. Kairi basically lost much of her passion of calling for help since she had to deal with it on a regular basis.
  • Sora: Eh, I suppose that's a fair point, because Kairi's screams for help don't sound... Legit, anymore. But I suppose we should give the benefit of the doubt.
  • The Lost Link was cautiously looking at the situation and kept a safe distence.
  • Fu-Xi: "Okay, wait, why are we suddenly just focusing on the Lost Link now, I thought we would've gone after the Archiver in that bandit camp first? Narratively speaking our priorities are not very consistent."
  • Sora: We'll get to that. It just seems like, without magic, this'll take a while. Kairi felt this poor beast will be captured before we reach the Archiver. If we're lucky, Kairi said that maybe the Lost Link will know where the Archiver is.
  • Fu-Xi: "Fair enough, but, aren't any of you concerned about that Sephiroth guy tecnecally being allowed to go to that camp himself anytime he wants to, with us being too busy trying to go after something too afraid to even be within a mile of us?"
  • Eldress: Archiver always changes the Reserve Fountain's location for safety reasons. But because of the magic fritz, even Sephiroth struggles to find it.
  • Cloud: But we must still be careful. Sephiroth is a cunning villain. Gets it from me, honestly. He would follow us directly to the Fountain.
  • Overseer: I have already sensed the surroundings. He's nowhere near us.
  • Reddy: But he IS Mirage's commander. He should know that you guys play Lodger at this point. It would be prudent to expect the unexpected.
  • Cloud: He's correct. Sephiroth has always played his opponents right into his hands. He's a villain who fights dirty and unfairly. He even fooled heroes like the Lodgers before.
  • Donald: Because SUUUUUUURE he has.
  • Fu-Xi: "Well even so, the odds of this Lost Link even entertaining our desires to show up to us seem rather slim. Given what Kairi's father did, it likely defelupted an instinctual cauton against people."
  • Sora: Well it's worth a shot. I trust Kairi with my life.
  • The Lost Link kept hidden and began thinking about everything now......

Herbavoris Police Station.

  • Vice-Chief Uganda: "Listen, Mr. Weaselworth, I promise Rick Milde is only being sought out because of infomation related to Dr. Otton."
  • Jake Weaselworth: "Well, now I just want to keep quiet to do you people a favor! Much as I ain't a fan of preys for, obvious reasons, I can't on good conjinence just send even T.U.S.K. like lambs to the slaughter! I don't even WANT to talk about the messed up s*** that goes down there! And Rick's too involved with his own thing to get dragged into it, espeically since Wild Times is- (Covers mouth apawn realizing that he almost reveiled too much)......"
  • Vice-Chief Uganda: "Excuse me, "Wild Times"?"
  • Jake Weaselton: "Duh, duh, I am not speaking further until my lawyer is present!"
  • ???: I'm afraid a lawyer isn't an option. (Hornberger appeared)
  • Trudy: Chief Hornberger? Weren't you supposed to watch Antelopez?
  • Hornberger: She figured I was 'overkill' after a little, setback. Now, what's this about 'Wild Times', weasel?
  • Jake: I said I'm not saying anything without my la- (Hornberger electrocuted him with his own collar)
  • Hornberger: I think you'll find that no is not an answer. I'm ordering you to tell us where Wild Times is, NOW!
  • Jake: I would rather die, pig!
  • Hornberger: "Ugh, you're lucky that the new models are designed to NOT do that, but I think I can improvise! (Two Ram Cops showed up with torture implaments.)."
  • Vice-Chief Uganda: "Hornberger, stop! Torturing him will make you no better."
  • Hornberger: "Eh, perhaps. But it's a hella-lot more fun then your methods. (Pushes Uganda aside as the Rams get closer to Jake)."
  • Jake: "Hey whoa whoa whoa, what is this, I thought the dark ages went out of sytile, the hell are ya doing with-"

Later...

  • Trudy: (She and Alberta were disturbed to hear Hornberger torturing a screaming Jake)... This isn't exactly... Lawful.
  • Uganda: Well second-class citizenship is a real jerk sometimes.
  • Alberta: (Hearing Jake's comical screams)... (Sighs)
  • Hornberger:...... (He came out) Never thought it was possible... BUT HE STILL WON'T TALK!!!
  • Uganda: If you ask me, they practically got used to pain because of those collars. In hindsight, you REALLY should've seen it coming.
  • Hornberger: "But he screamed all the same."
  • Uganda: "Obviously it is a new pain, but it is still a pain he came to cope with nonetheless. These collars inadvertingly put already out of date torture methods further obselete."
  • Hornberger: "Ugh, if only Milde's dad didn't soil everything about the older collars, cause, ugh! (Leaves)....."
  • Uganda: "..... (To Trudy) I don't suppose you're interested in wanting to appease to Jake's nature and get the infomation out of him?"
  • Trudy: "It, might not be easy after what the Chief pulled."
  • Uganda: "Well, at least try."

Interigation Room.

  • Jake: "(Most of his fur was gone) (Sees Trudy coming in) Well, if it isn't you again. Thanks alot getting out of the Python Frying pan and into the medevil fire."
  • Trudy: "I, want to apologese for that. If it helps, I don't on good conjunence condune what the Chief did."
  • Jake: "Well, that's the thing. Alot of nicer preys say they don't approve, but like sheep, herd mentality keeps them from biting back at Swineton. Preys had always evolved to be easily to intimidate. Fear keeps them alive, and kept ansistery preds from over-eating themselves to extinction. Fear's a powerful motivator."
  • Trudy: Ugh. I'm starting to question how this biased law enforcement even functions and keeps loyalty. Fear isn't exactly a good form of authority.
  • Jake: You kidding? I was shaved bare and turned into an ugly pinkie. I'M HIDEOUS!!! I MEAN LOOK AT ME... WAIT, DON'T LOOK AT ME, I'M HIDEOUS!!!
  • Trudy: ".... Actselly, Jenny, the giraffe receptionist at the desk, actselly considered naked molerats cute.... Albeit, in her own words, "In an ironicly reverseo-changeo way"."
  • Jake: "..... She does? Is it about that "Cuteness Factor" Stuff? Tch, the difference is that Naked Molerats are MEANT to look like that! Not so much weasels! Also, she would sooner mistake me for having mange then finding me cute looking like THIS!"
  • Trudy: "Actselly, I had seen photos of her giving sympathy air-hugs to this Wild Dog pack that was here and they had type X Mange Cases."
  • Jake: ".... Type X? That's a super-uggo case of mange!"
  • Trudy: "Also, she has seen preds that, went through what you went through before. She, might be capable to tell the difference from a shaved weasel to a manged one...."
  • Jake: "..... Well, I, suppose that makes me feel better enough to momentarly put up with this till the fur grows back. However, I can't say I'll reveil Wild Times in enough full details to write a 9000 word essey about it. (Trudy sighed disappointed).... But, to prove I ain't an ungrateful piece of s***, for the fact you saved me AND actselly treated me like a person after what your boss did, I uh, (Pulls out a piece of paper with an address on it) Will allow you, BUT ONLY YOU, the address to where to find it. But ya can't say where ya got it, capish? I don't wanna be a deemed a race traitor."
  • Trudy: "Be assured sure, "Wild Times" is not relivent to my investigation for Dr. Otton."
  • Jake: "That makes my guilt about this worse. Trust me, ya still wanna be careful around that otter. Let's just say, he tainted the memory of Popgoes forever for me after the shit I heard of what he's done."
  • Trudy: "Well, I bet police officers seen some pretty nasty things all the time. I can handle it. (Leaves)."
  • Jake: "Trust me, Bunny, there's a reason why even Ugly Bradley is afraid of that doctor. You'll see."

Wild Times' Secret Location

  • Trudy: (She went to coordinates and found a clinic)... Huh?... There's nothing here. Just a common everyday clinic! (Sighs) Never trust a weasel with directions! (Sighs) NOW how am I gonna find- (She accidentally finds a secret entrance and slides down a slide doing something like this)
Won't You Gentlemen Have a Pepsi?

Won't You Gentlemen Have a Pepsi?

At The Last Seconds Starting From 0:23

  • Trudy: (She fell to the ground)... Ohh... THAT was not something even a child would love. That slide was FILTHY! It's like it was made from common props off the streeeeeeEEEEEE?!? (She finally found the Wild Times amusement park)... So... So Jake WASN'T lying! (She noticed all the predators, and was shocked that they were without collars)... Yikes!... THIS seems illegal! (She walks in, but then realizes she's a cop, so she decides to hide, and sneaks across the area unseen until she finally finds Rick)...
  • Rick:... Well, Honeyette, how're the funds coming?
  • Honeyette: As they'll ever be. Made $800,000 in the past year. THIS year, we may be up to $1 million.
  • Rick: GREAT! And your sister?
  • Honeyette: Oh, she's doing just fine. Her pizza place is BEYOND extraordinary than I thought it would be.
  • Rick: Good, good! This place is SO smooth, and better than before. Leonty will be proud.
  • Honeyette:... Are you worried, though, that, given that rabbit officer coming after you, you're not just a TINY bit worried that she'll shut us all down for good?
  • Rick: Oh, trust me, our entrances are the most HEAVILY secluded. No predator has had the will to expose us, not even that scumbag marten, Martin, nor his girlfriend.
  • Honeyette: I still think you should be a little more cautious. She'll send herds of sheep after us. Those sadists and their plans for world domination!
  • Rick: (Chuckles) And THAT's why you're a great clown here. No offense.
  • Honeyette: Rick, you know what sheep did to my family when I was a baby.
  • Rick: Yeah, but YOU know that the whole sheep-taking-over-the-world thing is just some urban legend. You've been told a hundred times! Now, please, stop worrying. Whatever that dumb bunny tries on us, even if she was watching us right now, I can handle it.
  • Honeyette:... If you say so.
  • Rick: Good. See you round! (Trudy followed him)

Rick's Office

  • Rick: (As he looked out the window and saw all the predators enjoying themselves, until Trudy came in)
  • Trudy:... You thought you could avoid me forever, didn't you?
  • Rick: DYAAAHH!! (Prepares to sound the alarm)
  • Trudy: (Points Round gun at him) Not so fast, fox! The jig is up!
  • Rick: Look, Rootally-Toot-Toot, I don't want any trouble!
  • Trudy: Well, too bad! I caught you red-handed! Where's this place's manager?
  • Rick:... He's out!
  • Trudy: Nice try, fox! I want the truth!
  • Rick: It IS the truth! I'm just filling in for him while he's gone!
  • Trudy:... Hmm... Plus, where's my recorder?
  • Rick:... Destroyed?
  • Trudy: Well, I hope you're proud of yourself, you destroyed police property, AND you're working in an illegally-run business. Well, consider yourself being VERY helpful in my case to find Ottey.
  • Rick: Please, you DO realize that you're among unrestrained predators, right? Trust me, even something like shrews are not afraid to kick a rabbit's butt if they feel the need to defend this place, long-ears!
  • Trudy: Well, just in case THEY get any ideas... (Switches from T-Rounds to E-Rounds)
  • Rick: NO-NO-NO, NOT E-ROUNDS!!
  • Trudy: Yes-yes-yes, YES E-Rounds! I'm not afraid to kill a fox. So, are you going to help me find this otter, or should I EXPOSE this place AND your owner?
  • Rick: YOU WOULDN'T DARE!!
  • Trudy: (Takes out her phone and reveals all the pictures she took)... Don't test me! And don't think you can snag this from my hand, because it will ALWAYS be in my front pocket. (Puts it in her pocket)... So, your choice: Either Ottey or THIS place!... Wild Times, is it?
  • Rick:... (Sighs) I swear to God, bunny, you are making a BIG mistake!
  • Trudy: I'm serious! Plus, I CAN send these photos AND the coordinates at ANY time if you continue to resist! (Rick gasped)... Ottey or Wild Times! Take your pick!
  • Rick:... (Got angry) You know what? GO AHEAD! Do whatever you want! (Trudy was surprised by that)... Yeah, didn't think I'd go THERE, did ya? Look, I may love Wild Times, but if I had to choose between sacrificing it and being made to confront that wrecked shell of an otter, I would give it all up, no questions asked. Besides, my friend, the REAL founder of the place won't hold it against me for doing so, and would move on to reestablish a new Wild Times. Besides, you'll still benefit from this with Swineton anyway, I mean, busting an illegit theme park funded by mafia money? That's bound to earn you serious points with the mayor regardless. Besides, I'm doing you a favor. You're better off taking down Wild Times, and disappointing many troubled predators and their families and friends, vs. getting yourself KILLED by that mechanical abomination that is, or was once, Ottey Osborne Otton. So, what're you waiting for? Call your bosses! Bring in the sheep and pigs! I'll have my boss evacuate them as quickly as they can come. So go ahead, rabbit girl... Do, your, WORST!
  • Trudy:... Look, I'll admit that maybe force isn't the right answer here. Obviously, bribery only goes so far with you. You either react with stealing police property, or being quick to give up an entire operation, just so you don't aid in the arrest of a fellow predator. Admittedly, I kinda admire your predatory kinship.
  • Rick: That's not necessarily the case with Ottey, bun-bun! He has a bad habit of not being discriminative on who he kills, both predators and prey. They're just another subject for his twisted science experiments. I'm sure you've already heard of his condition, but even the POLICE hesitate to say too much about him. Heck, even WE are afraid of his arrival every time we hear those botifived abandoned ice cream trucks that plays a variant of 'Pop Goes the Weasel' stolen from the abandoned and defunct ice cream factory of Uncle Popgoe's Ice Cream World, which is... Sadly, one of the most tragic victims of Swineton's witch hunt on predator businesses funded with prey money. One of it's old warehouses served as his base-of-operations for his horror shows. Trust me, you're better off giving up on the case. There won't be any shame. Even Swineton's best three pigs gave up on that case, so the worse you'll get from the Mayor of Predator Hell is her saying she isn't surprised that a bunny chickened out on going after the Happytown Horror. Heck, she won't be that mocking to you about it because even THAT she-devil of a pig fears Ottey. He's THAT terrifying if even the worse politician in Herbavoris history, or history of the world itself for that matter, is afraid of him. So trust me, you'd better drop this. And between you and me... I'm scared of him.
  • Trudy: (Sarcastically) NOooooooo, really? A big, strong fox, is afraid of a little otter?
  • Rick: Okay, hear me out, you sarcastic bitch! Let's just say that I screwed up big with him and now he wants me dead. There, satisfied?
  • Trudy: And I understand that, but based on what you said, it sounds like the Preds would have a lot to gain with Ottey's capture if he's too dangerous for even your kind. You most of all, considering your life is threatened.... Besides... He has a family to go back to. A family that is suffering in sadness and woe without him. And I know you know what it's like to lose a father, Mr. Milde. Cooperate with me, at LEAST so the Ottons don't lose a father like we both ha- I mean, like you have!
  • Rick: (After having caught with what Trudy said about that, and realizing that there's more to her than expected)... You sure you wanna go through with this? Ottey is not in his right mind. You will end up being exposed to the worse nature any otter, or any other animal, would ever achieve. And trust me, he has no problems even hurting a sweet-looking thing like you. I may not be a fan of any herb, but I would not dare let any of them, even if they're Swineton or her worse goons, to suffer in Ottey's hands. Even more so to herbs that actually care about us preds. And though I know you're FAR from a true sympathizer... I noticed that there is a truth to you not being a true speciesist neither. Sure, you talk the talk, but I've seen evidence that you don't walk the walk. Listen, you're still too innocent for this messed-up neighborhood. Either settle for this theme park, or just me, or not bother at all, I won't give a crap. Just as long as I keep you from being the latest end result of whatever Ottey would do to you.
  • Trudy:... Touching story. But I still have a job to do. It's my solemn police duty, and I won't give up on Mrs. Otton and her 6 kids, even if her husband's at the worse possible state. You don't even have to help me fight him. Just, at the very least, lead me to his secret warehouse location, let me handle everything, and we can agree to keep what we discovered, to ourselves, and like you said, stay out of each other's business. I won't bother you, you won't bother me. Deal?
  • Rick: (Sighs, to himself) I hate it when dames wanna learn things the hard way! (Openly) Okay, if it'll get you off my tail, then fine! I'll take you to see Ottey. But I will personally hold you responsible if you only succeed in making Ottey want to kill me even more.
  • Trudy: You have my word that Ottey will become a new patient for Dr. Peagore before the weekend comes.
  • Rick:... You seriously, have a lot to learn! Okay, he's at one of the last of Popgoes' Warehouses. I know some alleyways that are perfect shortcuts. Just, one ground rule: Stay, close, to me! Got it? I can't risk my barely-functional friendship with Leonty if he found out I am helping a cop bust one of our own, even if it's Ottey. Leon, kinda considers his technology important, and is buying his time on when Ottey is, not AS insane.
  • Trudy: Well, I'm afraid Mr. Leonty may no longer look forward to that.
  • Rick: Trust me, Leon has no worries about even an actual threat being able to get Ottey. Even cops that came close to Mabel's level of compidence, only end up being turned into unspeakable science projects. I doubt a recently-promoted LT Major bunny would do better.
  • Trudy: When we get to Ottey, you and everyone who doubted me, are gonna be in a world of surprise.
  • Rick: (Being coy) Is that a bet, sweet cheeks? (Trudy groans) Okay, okay, I'm serious now! Just, follow me to the exit to the allies, and... Watch your step. Sometimes the homeless get... Resourceful... When it comes to the plumbing issue that they have. (Trudy was confused by that until she got what he meant by that and winced in disgust)... Swineton's fault on that, not ours.

Impound Lot

  • Trudy was investigated the contained Ice Cream truck.
  • Trudy: "..... Rats, there's no license plate on this truck."
  • Rick: "That's because Otton was smart enough have had them removed whenever they are captured."
  • Trudy: "..... I, suppose we'll have to do this the longabout way then."
  • Rick: "....... Well, I do happen to know where Ottey used to hang out in, before he went crazy. A private spa club called "Au Nater Rall". I know this macaque there who owns the place. He was, a friend of my dad's."
  • Trudy: "Very well, take me to it."
  • Rick: "(Small sneaky smile).... But of course, Officer. It's at the Sanddunes District."

Sanddunes District of Herbavoris

  • Trudy: "You are sure this is where Ottey has formerly frequinted this place?"
  • Rick: "Oh yeah, if anyone knew of pre-psyco Ottey, it's them."
  • The duo entered the place as it was covered in asian-like stuff, as a robed Japanese macaque was seen meditating.
  • Rick: "..... Master Na Ked, it's been awhile."
  • Master Na Ked, the Japanese macaque, turned around with a soft smile.
  • Na Ked: "Milde-San. What an honor it is to see the son of an old friend. Though I sense it is in rougher times."
  • Trudy: "Sir, we came to ask about a previous cliente here. Dr. Ottey Otton?"
  • Master Na Ked: "(Sighs sadly), Yes, the Happytown Horror, as it were. His Ki is tainted by tragity and darkness. He's practicly a cyberised demon now."
  • Trudy: "Well, we suspect he is residing in an Uncle Popgoes warehouse. And if you happened to reckitnese the lizence place (Shows a photo) This Ice Cream Truck happened to have had."
  • Master Na Ked: "Hmm..... Rarely had I had a chance to pleasure myself in such a luxery. But I do have a client that has seen these trucks before their corruption. I'll take you to her."
  • Trudy: "(As she followed Na Ked) Oh, thank you sir, and here I thought this was gonna be harder then I- (Na Ked removes his robe, reveiling his naked body) WHOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAA, LOOK OUT, SPONTANTIOUS NAKEDNESS?!"
  • Master Na Ked: "Oh? Oh do not get me wrong, swimsuit IS opitional in Au Nater Rall's Spa Clinic. (Chuckles).... Empetisis, (Opens door, reveiling nude animals having spa sessions).... On Opitional."
  • Trudy was utterly flabbergasted........
  • Master Na Ked: "These spas are made from waters of my homeland in the asian mountains. They possess properties that cleanse the ki of the sickness of corruption..... Or that of the stress of modern life. Espeically cause of these trying political times. This is the Herbavore side. We had to put any Predator able to have enough money in another room so to discourage conflict. By all means, I do not believe in these laws, but I reckitnese the dangers of defying them, so, I bide for the day Swineton rules no more, to truely bring balence back in my business."
  • Trudy: ".... (Angerly to Rick) YOU DID NOT SAY THIS WAS A NATEROLIST CLUB?!"
  • Rick: "Tecnecally, I did. It's LITTERALLY in the name. Au, Nater, Rall."
  • Trudy realised that......
  • Trudy:... Excuse me for a second. (Bangs her head on the wall) STUPID, STUPID, STUPID!!!
  • Master Na Ked: "(Brings the group to a medicating Indian Cow among other clients) May I present, Sa'Cred Coow. She used to work for Uncle Popgoes and suppled her milk for the ice cream before the business fell victim to Swineton. I must warn, she speaks in Indian Jungle Languise, so, you'll have to wait for me to find her Parrot Translator. (Goes off to find such)....."
  • Trudy: "..... (Grabs Rick's tie) You had intentionally scarred me at the sight of naked animals?! I am humiliated?! This can NOT get worse?!"
  • ???: "Trudy?"
  • Trudy was horrorfived as behind her, Mabel was seen lounging in a spa as only her head was exposed.
  • Mabel: "Fancy seeing you here."
  • Trudy: "Awwww, of course I had to ask! (Avoided turning around to see Mabel, not wishing further mental scars) I, take it, you frequint here?"
  • Mabel: "Well what can I say, being a famous icon's hard work. I see ya got more accquianted with Rick Milde."
  • Trudy: "(Squirmishly) He's only with me to find Dr. Otton."
  • Mabel: "(Frowns).... Land sakes, Trudy. (Gets up as Trudy winces in agony of the prospect). Oh relax, (Puts on a towel to cover her body), I have a towel. Anyway, look, I'm proud of ya being able to handle Pythonsky, but that otter's literally a different beast! I'm surpirsed Uganda would even allow this!"
  • Trudy: "(Reluctantly turns to a toweled Mabel) Well, Swineton got involved and-"
  • Mabel: "Say no more, I think I know where this is going. Listen, hun, I admire the bravery, but even I'm cautious about that otter. And not just because I'm too old to face his type. He's like a modern day Dr. Pyscothon, but worse. Even Swineton's afraid of him, and she once made a saltwater croc cry like a baby just from smack-talking his family. Trudy, you pretty much already impressed Uganda at this point, ya don't need to-"
  • Trudy: "I'm not doing this for Uganda..... I'm doing this for Ottey's family."
  • Mabel: "..... Ya met the poor nutcase's wife, did ya?"
  • Trudy: I promised his wife I'd get him back, and Swineton approved.
  • Mabel:... (She face-hooved herself) Oh, you poor, naïve, little cottontail! Did you even ask WHY Swineton didn't hesitate to send you to Otton? I just told you SHE'S AFRAID OF HIM!!!
  • Rick: I tried to tell her.
  • Mabel: Trude, Swineton just sent you to your death so you wouldn't get too out of line. She's afraid of YOU because you remind her too much of Judy Hopps.
  • Trudy:... Miss Mabel, don't you think that's a little too far even for her? If that was true, she'd be blamed the moment people realize she sent me to the Terror of Happytown which even SHE fears. That'd ruin her.
  • Mabel: "Well maybe if Swineton was a normal politicion, but she's not. She has the media's balls in the vice and will just rub you off as just another unlucky victim of that mess of a aquatic mammal and deny her presence in it in any likely case that guy got you. And the only time she would admit her involvement, is if you actselly managed to catch Ottey so it would be safe to say so. But even THAT will be bad for ya cause then you'll just end up further into her control and be forever changed into a shell of yer former self, like she did to folks like Hornberger."
  • Trudy: "Mabel, if you seen Miss Otton, you'd know that-"
  • Mabel: "Believe me, even with my near-senileness, I can never forget a face like her's. Trudy, you're a good person for that, but one way or another, Swineton will ruin that and turn ya into a pawn like others. Now, I can tell yer a determined girl, so, obviously I can't stop you. But, I do have to warn, that the kind of things Ottey in his state can do, something even the most graphic examples the academy is permitted to use, can never prepare ya for that."
  • Trudy: "..... Look, if it helps, if Swineton is proven to be like that-"
  • Rick: "Which isn't very hard to prove, by the way."
  • Trudy: "And IF, this mission had an ulterior motive, I would not stand by that kind of mayor."
  • Mabel: "Well, when ya get that proof, be sure to take what I said about her in mind. Just know that Herbavoris, is alot more broken than any critic has dared said. Otton, is just one of the, nastier syntoms."
  • Na Ked was seen returning with a Blue Makaw.
  • Na Ked: Is this a bad time?
  • Trudy: No, you're good. (Shivers with the nudity).
  • Na Ked: "Well, I found Sa'Cred's translator aide."
  • Blue Makaw: "Ask me what you need and I'll translate it back to Miss Sa'Cred."
  • Trudy: "Right. Ask her if she's familier (Shows the Contained Ice Cream Truck) With this?"
  • Blue Macaw:... Aye carumba. Are you sure? Whatever you need, I don't guarantee you'll return alive.
  • Trudy: "Look, there's a family of otters that miss the person that robotisized this Ice Cream Truck, can you at the least humor me here?"
  • Blue Macaw: "(Sighs, and starts speaking indian to Sa'Cred)."
  • Rick: I'm warning you, bunny. I can't stand watching idiots or blind cops who don't know what they're doing kill themselves, so if you're the SLIGHTEST bit wishing to live, there's no shame in calling it quits.
  • Trudy:... Yes, there is.
  • Rick:... Famous last words.
  • Blue Macaw: She says that he doesn't wish to say anything for your own safety. She knows Swineton sent you there and doesn't wish to give her what she wants.
  • Rick: See? Sa'Cred has a brain, and she knows damn well how to use it.
  • Trudy: What, should I just break my promise?
  • Blue Macaw: Whichever you choose, it won't be a promise you'll be able to keep.
  • Trudy: I'm tired of people saying what I can or can't do. I made a promise and I AM keeping it.
  • Rick: Ugh. Lady, how dense are you?! You can't take on Otton!
  • Trudy: You don't know anything.
  • Rick: I know more than you do. You really are a dumb bunny.
  • Trudy: I don't care what anybody says. I'm not stopping for anything. Tell Sa'Cred to tell me where Otton is anyway.
  • Rick: ERRRRGH!!!
  • The Blue Makaw had an indian languise coversation with Sa'Cred, where after some back and forth, eventually Sa'Cred gave in......
  • Blue Makaw: "..... She said that she does remember the truck in the picture, and that it had the same uniformed lizence plate of P0P6O32. The Trucks were stationed in one of the remaining abandoned warehouses. But she strongly insists that-"
  • Trudy: "Well tell her thanks for complying anyway and that I'm leaving."
  • Trudy left.....
  • Rick: "(Sighs)..... Who to thought Rabbits would be stubborn?"

Herbavoris DMV

  • Rick: I'm telling you, long-ears, Otton is too dangerous for you.
  • Trudy: I don't care. If I die, I'll at least die as a cop.
  • Rick: Fine... Um... (Sees the same sloth Trudy met before on a counter)... Let's talk to that guy.
  • Trudy:... Nice try, sly fox. I'm willing to wait in a long li- (The lines in the other stands were way longer)...... (Sighs) Fine. (After a while they reached the sloth)... Hello again.
  • Sloth:... Hello... Miss... Bopps.
  • Trudy: Had no idea you worked at the DMV.
  • Sloth:... It's... A... Slow... Business... Like... Me...
  • Trudy: I'm sure it-
  • Sloth: Sloths... Cannot... Keep up... With.... Other... Jobs...
  • Trudy:... Well I-
  • Sloth: Out there... (Trudy waited for 20 seconds)...... Well?
  • Trudy: Oh thank Darwin! We need a license plate run for a case.
  • Sloth:... Sure... What's... The... Plate... Number...
  • Trudy: It's-
  • Sloth: You need?...
  • Trudy:... P0P6O32.
  • Sloth:... *Type* P...
  • Trudy:... 0P6032-
  • Rick: Don't rush the poor guy, 8-Ball.
  • Trudy: Cheese and crackers!!!
  • Sloth: *Type* 0... P... 6... 0... 3...
  • Rick: Hey, guy, wanna hear a joke?
  • Trudy: NOO!!!
  • Sloth:... Sure.
  • Trudy: (To herself) For mating's sake-
  • Rick: Why did the chicken cross the road?
  • Trudy: Oh, come on that one's the most basic of jokes!
  • Sloth:... I... Don't... Know....
  • Trudy:... Seriously?
  • Sloth:... Why... DID... The... Chicken...
  • Trudy: (Through teeth) Cross the road!!
  • Sloth: Cross... The... Road?...
  • Trudy: To get to the-
  • Rick: To show he wasn't a chicken. (Laughs)
  • Trudy:... Oy...
  • Sloth:............. Ha... Ha... Ha... Ha!!!
  • Trudy: Yeahyeahyeah, hilarious new answer, can we please just focus-
  • Sloth: Hey... Pamela! (Another sloth was seen)
  • Trudy: NONONONONOOOOO!!!!
  • Pamela:... Yes... Honey?...
  • Trudy: NOOOHOOHOOHOOHOOO!!!
  • Sloth: Why... Did... The... Chicken...
  • Trudy: CROSS THE ROAD, TO SHOW HE WASN'T A CHICKEN!! OKAY, GREAT, WE GOT IT, JUST- URRRRRRRRRGH!!!! DARN YOU DARWIN!!! (Smacked her face on the desk and later they got the plate location)
  • Sloth: Here... You... Go.
  • Trudy: FINALLY!!! Uncle Popgoes Ice Cream Warehouse at Ottawa Rd. in Happytown! YES!!! (Left)
  • Rick: Thanks, pal.
  • Trudy: Alright, now we just have to- (Sees it was nighttime) IT'S NIGHT?!?

Later...

  • Rick: (The streets of Happytown were in government quarantine) This is when the government quarantines Happytown. Night is when Otton is the most active. Curfew laws here are PUH-RETTY strict. And warrants for a search are crazy expensive.
  • Trudy: You wasted the day on purpose!!
  • Rick: I'm just trying to protect your dumb ass from making a fatal mistake! If you go there, Otton is going to use you as a test rabbit.
  • Trudy: I don't care what he does. I keep my promises with my life.
  • Rick: Lady, sometimes promises HAVE to be broken. You don't make promises you can't keep. And this? You can't keep this promise. So stop trying to kill yourself and just-
  • Trudy: I've heard enough. I'm going there and I don't want to hear another word about this!
  • Rick: But-
  • Trudy: NOT ONE MORE WORD!!!
  • Rick:... Fine. Then I guess you don't need me anymore.
  • Trudy: Actually I do. You know Happytown more than anybody.
  • Rick: I'm not going in Happytown Hell just so you can keep a suicidal promise. So, we're done. Now, the phone?
  • Trudy:... Fine. (Takes it out then immediately throws it across the fence)...
  • Rick:... First off, you throw like a bunny. Second, you're such a p***y. (Climbs the fence) Sorry I couldn't help more. But once I delete those Wild Times photos, I'll be on my wa- (Trudy had already dug under the fence and got it)
  • Trudy: Here's the thing... You don't need a warrant if you have a probable cause and I'm pretty sure I saw a shifty predator climbing a government fence!... So you're actually helping plenty. Let's g- (Guns were pointed at them by hundreds of thugs as one of them did this)
SMG4 SOUND EFFECTS - I'M ABOUT TO WHIP SOMEBODY'S ASS

SMG4 SOUND EFFECTS - I'M ABOUT TO WHIP SOMEBODY'S ASS

  • Rick:...... (Did this)
Cat In The Hat, Son of a..

Cat In The Hat, Son of a... (chop tail off scene)

Uncle Popgoes' Ice Cream World Warehouse, One Elusive Run Later...

  • Rick: (As they approached an abandoned warehouse with a face of a cartoony happy weasel holding ice cream, Rick being cartoonishly battered and bruised, and even getting stapled in the head again, after so many attempts to lead Trudy away) Why did only I get hurt?! Ahhow!
  • Trudy: Well, we finally made it! The hiding place of poor Ottey Osborne Otton.
  • Rick: (Clears himself up) Trudy-
  • Trudy: Rick, I said not one more word! I'm done! We're going in there, and there isn't NOTHING you can say to stop me!
  • Rick: Well... What if I said... Have you ever felt like being dissected before?!?
  • Trudy:... Well, I'll confess, the nonsense of that IS slowing me down, BUT WE'RE STILL GOING IN THERE!
  • Rick: OKAY, THAT'S IT, I CAN'T DO THIS ANYMORE! (Blocks her path as his collar turned yellow) I CAN'T LET YOU GO IN THERE!!!
  • Trudy: Excuse me? You're about to fulfill your end of the deal by helping me bring this guy in! You want me to leave your boss's theme park alone, do ya? Well it comes at the price of ONE WANTED OTTER!
  • Rick: I mean it!! I have been telling you over and over, Ottey is NOT just some poor otter fugitive with scientific problems and conditions, he is much, MUCH worse!!
  • Trudy: Oh, what, it's because he dissected someone, right? Is THAT what you were saying?
  • Rick: In ways you would NOT wanna know about! His experiments make all those horror movies about torturous experiments look like kid's shows! AND he REALLY does not like me, so we need to leave RIGHT NOW!
  • Trudy: I'm not leaving! This is bound to be the sight of a crime scene!
  • Rick: Well, it WILL be if we don't leave RIGHT now!
  • Trudy: Out of my way, Rick! (Tries to move as he just used his own collar against her as her scream got attention from red mechanical eyes inside)... Did you just SHOCK A POLICE OFFICER WITH YOUR OWN COLLAR?!
  • Rick: A perfect self-defense I learned last time I dealt with Otton.
  • Trudy:... You do realize that using collars against people is a punishable offense of 20 years jailtime, right? (Rick was surprised)... What, did you think you were the only one who thought of that? So yes, that's being added to the charges against you. Now let me go or I'm calling Swineton!
  • Rick: I DON'T CARE ABOUT WILD TIMES ANYMORE!!! (As a silhouette of an otter with red machine eyes appeared behind him when the door opened) I can't let you get killed!! Unless you don't wanna feel the pain of getting your innards torn out and put back in differently, you will play along and GET YOUR PRETTY BUNNY BUTT OUTTA-...... He's standing right behind me, isn't he? (He turned around to see Ottey) DYAAAH!!! HEEEEEEY, WHAT'S UP, OTTEY? (The Figure twitched as electricity, in a few microseconds, showed some features too quick to catch as the sound of an otherwordly hiss is heard) OHHHHH, SNAP!! Still, as nightmare-inducing as usual, I see? I mean, wow, long time no see, and speaking of not seeing, how about you forgot we were here, okay, for ol' times sakes? (Suddenly, metal Doc Ock claws came out of Ottey's back and grabbed them) GUESS THAT'S A NO!! (He was shocked for a brief moment by his collar as they went in)

Inside Warehouse

  • Rick: (As they were both strapped down to operation tables).... Told ya going after Ottey was A TERRIBLE IDEA!! Nobody listens to the fox.
  • Trudy: Hey, at least be grateful that he removed your collar after having the contraband technology to do it. Let's just find us a way outta here! (Rick was able to use his tail to undo the straps and freed himself)
  • Rick: Oh, I did! For ME! See ya later, sucka, have fun becoming a mess of entra- (The straps relocked themselves to Rick)... This is NOT my day!
  • Trudy: That makes ONE of us!
  • Rick: Shut up! (Maniacal mechanical laughter was heard, yet the source could not be found)
  • ???: Well wELL WILLE Well. If it isn't the latest member of Leon's little crime games, Rick Milde, and a rabbit meter maid-maid-maid-maid-maid-maid! 10101010101000001111000000111010101010101010101010101010101010101010101?!
  • Trudy:... What is with this otter?
  • Rick:... Did I forget to mention, he was a master in cybernetics? He may or may've not, tried to upgrade himself with the very same tech made on the Tame Collars as an attempt to somehow used his body as a means to end Tame Collars forever, and, and... I may've accidentally broke him into nerve damage through that body... With Finbarr's diaper.
  • Trudy: (Looks at Rick)... Oh, sweet cheese and crackers!
  • ???: oH, Ol' RiCky adMits HIs SINNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!! (Static was heard) (Different voice) And the verdict has been made! Rick Milde admits being guilty of ruining former Peacorp Scientist! His sentence will be... DEATH?! (Statics) The JuRy haz REACH ver-dicks!!
  • Trudy: Okay, first of all, it's 'verdict'. Secondly, you have NO authority to execute someone, you broken mistake of nature- (Ottey's head appears from nowhere as his head is reveiled to be an otter/Dr. Nefarious/Star Trek Borg-like nightmare)
  • Ottey: PIKACHU!! (Trudy and Rick screamed and Ottey laughs as the robotic arms serve as stand-in arms and legs) (Static is heard as he gets stuck in a face) (Mimics Discord) Oh, you should see the look on your faces! PRICELESS! (Laughs until the static comes back with another crazy face and goes back to Ottey) AHah HAHa HA-he-HA!!
  • Trudy: OH MY GOODNESS, YOU REALLY ARE IN THE WORSE SHAPE OF YOUR LIFE!!
  • Ottey: YoU thINK ol' OttEY looKS BAd? DIG tHIS! (Ottey suddenly freaks her out with mechanical strangely-accurate Joker laughter and this music plays as the two were scared beyond belief of gruesome scenes of torture, science, and others that would put Rocky Horror, The Cell, and other surreal horror films to shame, that came into the light)
The Spongebob Movie music (GameCube) - Ambush

The Spongebob Movie music (GameCube) - Ambush

  • Ottey: This... (Lights turn on revealing a laboratory) IS MY lAB!! (Actually points to another direction, revealing a Labrador Retriever strapped in another operation table)
  • Dog:... Help me!
  • Ottey: AnD THIS, IS MY LaBORATORY!! (The laboratory is shown as he laughs again)
  • Trudy: (Looks in horror of the dead, maimed, tortured bodies of what were once innocent herbivores and predators)... I think I just pelleted myself!
  • Rick: Oh, that's real nice!
  • Ottey: YouR fEAR is thaNKS wOTHRY! These are my FUture robotic ZoMbIe exspeari-me-emememememmeMents! MaRVel at My gREATNess, for it will be your lalalalalalalalalalalalala-LAST!?
  • Trudy:... A diaper SERIOUSLY did THAT?!?
  • Rick:... It, was filled with a lot of jars of melted Jumbo Pops.
  • Claw #1: (Sophisticated voice) Indeed, and those melted frozen water fruit-flavored ice treats were not kind to his interface.
  • Claw #2: (Wise-guy voice) Yeah, d*** move, Rick! D*** move. No wonder everyone calls you 'Rick the Prick'.
  • Ottey: DAMMIT GUYS, I TOLD YOU TWO NOT TO BUTT IN!!
  • Trudy:... Wait... His... Robot arm-thingies... Can talk?
  • Rick: He was famous for trying to introduce sentience to robots back when he was stable. Now he's literally arguing with himself.
  • Ottey: WHEN I have Guests, U DO NO BUTT IN!!
  • Claw #1: (Sighs) Ya know, it's a good thing we survived Richard's sins on us, otherwise he would have no one to try and repair what's wrong.
  • Claw #2: Tell me about it. Otherwise, the only thing he can get right now is Minesweeper!
  • Ottey: DON'T CHANGE THE SUBJE... I has MinE sWeeper?
  • Claw #2: Oh yeah, you can also connect to Preybook and FurTube in your interface. (Beeps were heard) Hey, Jenny just replied to me! Let me read... BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!! Uganda kicked Hornberger in the crotch again for dissing Antelopez! Awesome!
  • Claw #1: Really?... OH-HOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHO! Oh, my! Now THAT is what I call below the belt. (The 3rd and 4th claws take noticed as Ottey was taken down back to ground level)
  • Claw #3: (George Takei-like Asian voice) Oh, myyyyy!
  • Claw #4: (New Yorker voice) Hey, hey, share some of that with me!
  • Ottey: GENTLEMEN, IF WE CAN PLEASE FOCUS- (Statics, singing) Oh my gosh, look at her butt! EW?!
  • Rick: (Trudy stares annoyed while Rick just stares in confusion)... I know what you're thinking, and trust me, he has, AND had, better days than this.
  • Ottey: (He statics back to normal) SILENCE-SA!! (The claws stopped, as the 3rd and 4th got him back to tall levels again)... Now, cAn wE PLEAsE get to wORk?
  • Claws: Fine!
  • Trudy: What are you gonna do? Kill us?!?
  • Ottey: WOOOOOOOOOOOOrse!!! MUUUUUUCH wOOOOOORSe!!! I wIll do SOMETHING SO HORRENDOUS, you'LL wish you died a NORMA-A-A-A-A-A-A-AAAAAAAAAL De-De-De-De-DeDeDeDeDeDeDe-DEATH!!!
  • Trudy:... Given what happened to you, I'd say I WOULD!
  • Rick: OTTEY, PLEASE, THIS IS ALL JUST A BIG MISUNDERSTANDING! WE JUST-
  • Ottey: YOU wiLL sOOn join THE DE-DE-DE-DE-DEDEDEDEDEDEDE-DEAD subjects yOU SEE before YOU! (Glitches) OH, JANICE! OH, LANCE! JANICE! LANCE! LANCE, LANCE! YES, YES, YES, YE- (Glitches) It wILL be biblical to watch you be the BROADEST definition of Dea-Dea-Dea-Dea (Sparks) Kadavarific! COPYRIGHT TEAMFOURSTAR!!! (Leaves for a bit)...
  • Trudy:... WHAT... THE F***... WAS THAT?!?
  • Rick:... THAT was the otter you were looking for, duh!
  • Trudy: I KNOW, DO NOT REMIND ME!! I'm just asking... THE F***?!?
  • Rick:... Rhetorical?
  • Trudy: NO!!! WHY THE F*** DIDN'T YOU TELL ME HE WAS THIS BIG A MONSTER?!? I MEAN, BIG ENOUGH THAT HE PLAY-TORTURES INNOCENT PEOPLE WHILE TALKING LIKE HE'S POSSESSED BY A BAD INTERNET CONNECTION ON A GLITCHY COMPUTER?!? IT'S BOTH HORRIFYING... Yet strangely enough, with dark humor on the side.
  • Rick: Why do you think I tried to steer you off this track?! I have been avoiding him since the day I screwed him up! Now because of YOU, we're dead! Who KNOWS what he plans to do with us?
  • Trudy: Well, he admitted that he's making a zombie robot army from his victims. So... It's possible it's something along the lines of that. Either way, we're NOT going to just stand around and wait to get further details. We gotta get out of this madhouse so I can be able to get backup in here.
  • Rick: Trust me, Ottey's a master of deception, so he'll empty his freak show as quickly as he filled it. Even if the cops believed you, there's little to what they can do to an abandoned ice cream warehouse with nothing in it. We're better off getting our own asses out of here. Trust me, I am NOT a fan of feeling like I'm part of some insane science project, NOR being gutted!!
  • Trudy: So, you have any ideas?
  • Rick: I DON'T KNOW, YOU'RE THE COP!!!
  • Trudy: My arms are CHAINED!!! I can't reach anything! Even my feet aren't very good at picking stuff up. All they're good for is jumping.
  • Rick: Oh, thanks a lot for getting me into this guy's GRIP, and NOT HAVING A PLAN TO GET ME OUT OF IT!!!
  • Ottey: (He comes back as a various array of horrendous mechanical and scientific tools began to circulate from his back) A'now, oN to bizzuness!
  • Rick: Aw, son of a bunch of damn dying monkeys!
  • Trudy: Why are you doing this to us?!? WHAT HAVE YOU DONE TO THESE INNOCENT ANIMALS?!?
  • Ottey: Me exPLAN... (Opera like) INNNNNNNN SOOOOOOOOOOOoooooooooooooSOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONG!!
  • Trudy:... Sweet Double-Stuffed Cheese and Crackers!

(Ottey sang this)

Foxy's Tale (Younger Ver)

Foxy's Tale (Younger Ver)

  • Rick: (He was panicking as he saw the poor Labrador Retriever victim being tortured off camera as he went into a crazy spasm like this) WHAT?!? WHAT?!? WHAT?!? WHAT?!? WHAT?!? WHAT?!? WHAT?!? WHAT?!? WHAT?!? WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAT?!?
  • Labrador Retriever: (Off-screen) Kiiiiiillllll meeeeeee... Hrrrgh, BLEHHHH!
Foodfight! - Nostalgia Critic

Foodfight! - Nostalgia Critic

Starts at 17:02-17:36

  • Rick: Oh, my God, I get it! I totally get it now! This is MORE than just punishment for what I did to you! THIS is punishment for me to repent all the terrible things I've done in my life! All right! If it will stop you from scaring the living Darwin out of me with this s*** AND putting me THROUGH this, I'll confess! I'LL CONFESS!!!! I WAS THE ONE WHO GOT BUNNY HOUR CANCELLED ON PRIDE TIME! I WAS THE ONE WHO ENCOURAGED NEUTERED BEN TO START A WEB SERIES! I WAS THE ONE WHO GOT A BREAKFAST MENU IN MEXICAN RINGER! I WAS THE ONE WHO KEEPS DROPPING CHOCOLATE BARS INTO SWIMMING POOLS TO MAKE IT LOOK LIKE SOMEONE POOPED IN IT! I WAS THE ONE WHO GOT STANCY STARKS TO DATE JUSTIN BEAVER! JUST TAKE ME OUT OF THIS MEEEEEE-HEEEEEE-HEEEEEE-HEEEEEEEEE-HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSS!!! (Ottey, Trudy, and the Claws all stared at him, as the leg claws place Ottey back in ground level to speak (Not that they can't while on the ground cause of voice mods, but because they need the claw bits to portray the words better))...
  • Claw #3:.... Oh myyyy!...
  • Claw #4: (Like JonTron) And the award for most hammy performance goes to you! (The leg claws go back to take Ottey to tall level)
  • Claw #2:... Wow, did you really do all that?
  • Rick: OF COURSE NOT, THAT WAS FEAR-TALK!!!
  • Claw #1: I already knew that from the start.
  • Ottey: (As the suspenseful music continued) Now... (Dubbed as Mike Myers Cat in the Hat) TIME TO DIIIIE!! (Buzzsaws come out as Trudy and Rick gasped) aNy LASt ReeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeQUESTS?!?
  • Trudy:... (Plays it up) Oh, alas... I never got to.... No, it's too soon.
  • Ottey: No nO, please FiNish, I want to kill you with hOnor, and that's by givy lasts request...
  • Trudy:... I kinda liked your singing voice, so.... I am wondering, if you can recite the entire European Land Plays for us.
  • Claw #1/Rick: You're not seriously gonna-
  • Ottey: No, N-O, it's only 1019283 Fair.... Very well, Bun-Bon! I shall show you HEAVENS, before I take you to hell! HIT IT!! (He sings this, and while he's distracted, Trudy is able to get Rick and herself out of their restraints)
Sideshow Bob-The H.M

Sideshow Bob-The H.M.S Pinafore

  • Ottey: (Noticed they were gone)... AW, F*DBZA BIG GETI STAR BEEP* MEEEEE!!!
  • Claw #3: (Moving up to look at Ottey) THAT'S WHAT YOU GET WHEN YOU-
  • Ottey: CLAW, I SWEAR TO GOD! IN A TRUNK! OFF A CLIFF!!! (Seeing the two run out) GET BACK HERE, YOU BITCHES!! I WILL SMACK YOU WITH MY D***!!!!
  • Claw #2: Not that you HAVE one anym- (Ottey smacked him into a wall) OW!!
  • The duo got out as they ran!
  • Ottey on a tower!
  • Ottey: "(On Intercom) AtTENIOn AlL IcE CreaM TRUCCCCCCCKS?! (The Ice Cream Turcks began activating up and sprout more bot claws) CaPture mE RiCK mILDE and his little BUNN-NAY!?"
  • The Ice Cream Trucks drove off and chased after Rick and Trudy!
  • Trudy: "(Brings out radio) I'm gonna need back up! (It wouldn't work) AW CRAP, HE JAMMED IT SOME HOW?!"
  • Rick: "WELL HE WOULDN'T BE A GOOD MAD GENIUS IF HE DIDN'T WRECKED T.U.S.K. TOYS LIKE HE DOES?!"
  • The Two Dodged an attack from one of the ice cream trucks!
  • Trudy: "OKAY, SO, MAYBE I WAS ABIT TO QUICK TO TACKLE DR. OTTON TOO SOON?!"
  • Rick: "OH NOW YOU GET IT!!!"
  • The duo dodged another swipe!
  • Trudy: "Also, I don't think Dr. Otton's in any shape to see his family right now!"
  • Rick: "YA THINK?! UGH, I SWEAR TO THE PRIMAL CHAIN ANIMALS, IF I LIVE, I WILL KILL YOU!!!"
  • Suddenly, Ottey himself began running on his claws along side the ice cream trucks laughing crazly!
  • Trudy: "Mr. Milde, I don't suppose you plan to get us out of this mess!"
  • Rick: "Uh, maybe if we can somehow use his gizmos against him!"
  • Trudy: "(Sees Herbavoris' Local Giant Magnet).... Herbavoris's Biggest Magnet!"
  • Rick: "Is this REALLY A good time for tourisum traps?!"
  • Trudy: No, that thing! I always wondered what happened to it since it disappeared.
  • Rick:... I think that could work, but there's no way he's going to fall for it.
  • Trudy: It's the best I got, so SHUT UP!!!! (They directed Otton towards the magnet trap) COME AND GET US!!!
  • Otton:... WhY wOUld YOu wA-... (Saw the magnet)... (Cackles in an ominous fashion) YOU ThoUghT YOu COuLD FOoL MeE?! Don'T InSULt mY IntELLIgence. (Tears much of the area down pinning them to the ground)
  • Rick: FOR THE RECORD, IT WAS THE RABBIT'S IDEA!! SHE'S A SUCKY LISTENER!!!
  • Trudy: I SAID IT WAS THE BEST I GOT!!!
  • Rick: Nevertheless! Swineton just donated her to you because she was scared she'd find out too much. Ask yourself this, Ottey, do you really want to do her work for her?!
  • Otton:...... It'S StiLl A dONaTiON-tiontiontiontiontiontion. I'm frESH oUT OF TesT RaBbiTs anYWay.
  • Trudy: AUUUUUUGH!!!! (Kicks much of the place unstable by accident causing the magnet to trap Otton)... MOVE!!!
  • Otton: ROBOBOBOBOBOBOTS, GET HERHERHERHERHER!!! (The robotic ice-cream trucks played the Kevin MacLeod Pop Goes The Weasel chasing them as they avoided them and slid out of the warehouse as the ice-cream trucks crashed and the music winded down)
  • Claw #4:... (Dubbed as JonTron) That was a loada s***!

Outside

  • Trudy: (After escaping Ottey)... Whew! That was close! At least he was gullible!
  • Rick: Yeah!... Also... (Slaps her) I TOLD YOU NOT TO GO, AND YOU DIDN'T LISTEN!!! You are a DISASTER, both as a cop, AND as a hero!
  • Trudy: (After recovering from the slap) Oh, I'M a disaster? Well, at least I didn't decide to LEAVE a cop trapped in a crazy predator's home! WHAT EXACTLY DID THAT OTTER GUY HATE ABOUT YOU?!?
  • Rick: Oh, as it if wasn't f****** obvious! I DID SOMETHING THAT GOT HIM IN A TERRIBLE AND GRUESOME LIFE!! I accidentally gave him nerve damage through the body armor made from tame collars, and now he's a crazy jackass whom I swore to STAY AWAY FROM WHEN WORD GOT OUT OF HIS ESCAPE!!! That is, until YOU BROUGHT ME THERE ON PURPOSE!!! YOU ALMOST HAD US KILLED!!! And BIG WHOOPSIE, FINDING THE OTTER WAS A COMPLETE WASTE OF TIME, BECAUSE THIS GUY IS INCAPABLE OF BEING ARRESTED!!!
  • Trudy: HOW DARE YOU BLAME ME FOR DOING MY JOB?!? I AM A POLICE OFFICER!! THIS IS WHAT I DO TO PEOPLE WHO BREAK THE LAW! I PUT THEM IN JAIL, WHERE THEY CANNOT DO ANY HARM!! WHY DO YOU THINK POLICE EXIST, DUMBASS?!? SO WE CAN BE BULLIES?!?
  • Rick: Well that MAY be accurate because, double whoopsie, YOU CHOSE THE WRONG PLACE TO DO IT!!! AND, whoopsie number threesie, YOU'RE NOTHING BUT A BUNNY!!! YOU'RE A JOKE, A DISGRACE, AND A WASTE TO THE UNIFORM! IT'S NO CLEAR SURPRISE YOU STARTED AS A METER MAID!! YOU'RE WORTHLESS, AND DON'T DESERVE TO BE IN THE POLICE!!!
  • Trudy: (Scoffs)... Oh, look who's talking!! YOU TRIED TO MAKE ME FAIL FOR THIS ENTIRE INVESTIGATION!!
  • Rick: Yeah, because, again, WE WERE GONNA GET KILLED! I didn't even wanted part of this crazy maniac hunt, but NOOOOOOOOOO, you decided to drag me into it against my will, and I wasn't allowed to say another word about it!!
  • Trudy: Oh, and THAT'S another thing! You never bothered to TELL ME THAT HE WAS THAT AWFUL!!! IT'S LIKE YOU WANTED ME TO DIE!!!
  • Rick: Oh, there was nothing I wanted to say that I thought you'd understand, AND YOU KNOW WHAT?!? THERE STILL ISN'T!!! I WANTED YOU TO LEARN THE HARD WAY!! WHY?!? BECAUSE THIS IS HERBAVORIS!! PREDATOR HELL!!! AND YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF YOURSELF FOR GETTING YOURSELF A BADGE HERE!!! AND I, WANTED YOU TO UNDERSTAND THAT BY ANY MEANS NECESSARY!!
  • Trudy: AND TO DO THAT, YOU WANTED ME TO FAIL?!? I HAD TO DO THIS BECAUSE I FELT SORRY FOR MRS. OTTON!!! SWINETON AND THE VICE-CHIEF WERE EVEN UP MY TAIL ABOUT THIS!!! AND TRUST ME, IF IT'S ANY CONSOLATION, SHE DOESN'T SEEM TO LIKE ME AS WELL!! I WOULDN'T'VE EVEN GONE AFTER YOU HAD IT NOT BEEN FOR CHIEF HORNBERGER!! I WAS THE ONLY BACKUP PLAN LEFT, AND YOU DIDN'T MAKE IT ANY EASIER FOR ME!! WAS IT REALLY GONNA MAKE YOU HAPPY TO SEE ME FAIL?!?
  • Rick: It was, 100%, quite frankly.
  • Trudy:... (She blabbers for a brief time, then starts screaming loudly and went in an alley way and bathed herself in the filth and garbage much to the shock of the homeless people there, cutting to several comedic scenes of her rubbing her face on the wall, gurgle-screaming in filth, rubbing her butt on the wall, screaming in the dirt, beating herself up with garbage, banging her head hard on a dumpster, screaming in a homeless person's face like a banshee, and finally cutting rapidly through scenes of her screaming until she finally went back to a smiling Rick with an iPhone recording the whole thing on standby as she aggressively breathed in anger and frustration with the fox that pissed her off throughout her entire investigation) (Through clenched teeth)... I HAVE... ONE QUESTION FOR YOU, YOU INSOLENT, PATHETIC, ANNOYING, INSENSITIVE, SELF-CENTERED, GREEDY, HATEFUL, CARNIVOROUS MALE PRODUCT OF AN ASSHOLE: WHY ARE YOU SO AGAINST ME AND THIS CITY?!? HMM?!? WHAT GOOD REASON DO YOU HAVE TO EVEN SEE ME GO THROUGH THE PAIN OF LOSING THE JOB I WAS INSPIRED TO GO TO?!? WHYYYYYYYYY?!?!?!?
  • Rick:... (Chuckles) I love how you asked for the very answer to that question when it is at your face! (Points to a Swineton poster) But I guess I have to, enlighten you on the subject.
  • Trudy:... Do your best, then, you dumb mutt!
  • Rick: Hmmph. Listen here, you dumb bunny! You claimed that this place is making predators go through forced shock therapy and behavior-control, just to prevent them from acting up and being evil, and that doing so is NOT evil. Well, you couldn't've been MORE wrong! Evil, reverberates in EVERY corner of this city you enforce! When they're not hateful jerks, they're cowardly metaphorical SHEEP afraid to stand up to Swineton and do nothing other than feeling sorry for us and being ashamed of being herbivores. And you know what? Words clearly only go so far with you! So, I'm gonna have to show you.

Later...

  • Trudy: (Dressed up as an otter)... I'm going to kill you for this!
  • Rick: Just shut up! This is so you won't get caught! Trust me, a cop going to a mobster party is like a great white coming to a killer whale celebration! It is NOT guaranteed to go well. But above all else, You NEED to see this.
  • Trudy: Oh, sure, as if whatever I'm about to see is TOTALLY gonna convince me to break the law.
  • Rick: Well, too bad, once you see it, you'll learn that the law is nothing more than some prejudicial pig's big joke. (They enter what looks like a birthday party)
  • Trudy:... A birthday party?
  • Rick: Not just ANY birthday party! A TAMING ceremony! This is a predator's fifth birthday. THAT'S the age where predators like this poor little guy are going to have to first learn what it's like to put up with nothing but hate and fear.
  • Trudy: You mean like- (Suddenly, the light dimmed down)
  • Rick: SSSSH, it's starting!
  • Leonty: (Appeared on the stage) Okay, okay... OKAY!!! (Everyone quieted down)
  • Trudy: (Gasps) Leonty!
  • Rick: Don't blow your cover, and just watch! I know it's tempting for your flatflooted instinct to bust down the mafia boss responsible for the Predator Underground, but trust me, without your little palsies in the force, you won't stand a chance. I mean, really, a bunny vs a polar bear? No hard guess who's gonna win that one, even if the bunny's a martial arts psychopath. Believe me, you'll thank me for it later.
  • Leonty: Okay, where is my little boy, Mortis?
  • Young Polar Bear (Mortis): RIGHT HERE, PAPA! RIGHT HERE!! (He cheerfully ran up to him)
  • Leonty: Alright!... Now!... My little Mortis is... No longer a cub! Today, he becomes...
  • Mortis: A BIG bear!
  • Leonty: That is right! A big... A big bear! (Everyone applauded including Rick, who nudged Trudy to do the same as she did so reluctantly)
  • Trudy:... So... This is one of the taming parties?
  • Rick: At it's worst! Leonty here has been dreading for this day to come. He wanted this treachery to end BEFORE his son would become 5. But now... He's too late!
  • Leonty: (Gives Mortis a tame collar as everyone gasped and Mortis smiled, and Leonty took a note out from the box)... "With this collar, Herbivoris welcomes you!"
  • Mortis: With this collar, Herbavoris welcomes me!
  • Leonty: "With this collar, Herbavoris celebrates you!"
  • Mortis: With this collar, Herbavoris celebrates me!
  • Leonty:... "With this collar... (Struggling with his tears)... Herbavoris accepts you!"
  • Mortis: With this collar, Herbavoris accepts me!... (Leonty struggled with his sadness as he gave a thousand-yard stare at the object that will now forever haunt his son until the day he leaves this world, as his collar turned yellow)... What's wrong, papa?
  • Leonty:... Nothing. I'm just... Happy for you. (He finally puts the collar on him as it lights up and activates as they both hug, and Trudy finally shows some concern)
  • Mortis: Thank you, Papa! (Everyone applaudes)
  • Trudy:... Do... Does he know-
  • Rick: Not yet.
  • Mortis: (He walks up and embraces applause as balloons fall down)
  • Leonty: Mortis, wait! (He plays with the balloons happily as his collar light turns yellow)... MORTIS! (His cheerfulness escalates until he is finally shocked as the collar turns red, and he staggers back to the floor, shocking Trudy)... (Mortis couldn't help but cry)
  • Trudy: (Was shocked)... (The crying Mortis embraces his father again)
  • Leonty: I'm sorry, Mortis! I couldn't tell you until the time was right! We'll discuss this... After the party!
  • Trudy:... I... I can't watch this! (He runs off as Rick walked and followed her)

Later...

  • Trudy: (She took off her disguise as she sat alone in an alley trying to adjust to what she saw as she started sobbing softly)... That... That poor kid!... (Looks at a Swineton poster with newfound resentment)... I, was never, much of a fan of your methods when I was neutral to you... But NOW?!?... I just wanna grab your demented piggy face, and... And... (Grabs the poster and started to rip it apart aggressively and to shreds)
  • Rick: (Came out watching as the poster had been reduced to shreds fluttering down like feathers, with Trudy's emotional tirade switching back to sadness and she starts sobbing harder)... So now you know the truth! NOW, you see what Swineton is doing! Things like THAT, are why I take this seriously! You think it was easy for ME to go through that ceremony? After seeing THAT, you think it's wise to accuse me as an awful person when I was raised in a world that brings HORRIBLE impressions? You seriously think it's right to call someone like Ottey a monster, when he was only a product of a bad environment? Sure, my accident made him worse, but he's really the end-result of Swineton's abuse of power. You think it's right to judge a broken father who HAS to go back to his mobster roots he got from being an enforcer for a big-time crime boss, just to adequately provide for his family and other predators alike? Under different circumstances, had it not been for Swineton, Ottey could've been a Nobel Prize winner, Leon could've owned a legitimate business, and I could've still had a real father who could've had a wonderful all-species suit emporium for predators and prey alike to enjoy! You, seriously, used to believe that all predators are automatically as bad as demons and all prey are pure beyond words because of, what, one or two examples? Predators and Prey, can each have their bad eggs. In fact, Swineton is the Patient Zero of that problem. No one is immune to having bad apples. But that being said... (Takes out an old photo of him being with Buckhorn back when he was younger)... I know herbivores can have their good ones too, like we predators can. (Puts the photo back lovingly)... And, personally... I want to believe the same for you, considering the pureness shown when you helped me out in that pizza place, even if it was back when you thought I was a troubled dad with a real mental-case of a son. Because it means that you're like what you once said: You're not a true speciesist. But that's what mars your goodness. You're also not a true sympathizer. Like what you once said to me, you mainly helped me to win points with one of your bosses. Under different circumstances, you probably would have walked away the first chance you got just like any other herb sheep would do. And that's another thing. You have problems with making assumptions based on bad experiences, and/or whatever pile of crap Swineton makes the media say about us. You don't know what it's like to put up with being shocked every day. ALL predators deal with this here. THAT'S why Ottey is a maniac. THAT'S why Leonty is leader of the Predator Underground. THAT'S why I own Wild Times.
  • Trudy: Wait... YOU own Wild Times?
  • Rick: Yes! I didn't want you to be on high expectations. But now that you know, I'm gonna have to give you a choice here: Either you help me end this cruelty for good and redeem yourself in the eyes of us predators, AND me... Or turn me in, and SHAME yourself to predators everywhere. But if what you saw back there is justified to you, then... (Brings out his arms) Cuff me!
  • Trudy:... (First tries to bring them out, but after seeing the visions of Mortis being hurt and crying, she couldn't do so as her eyes watered again and she dropped the cuffs in slow motion)... I CAN'T!... I can't betray your kind after all this!
  • Rick:... So? What do you say? Will you help me bring down Swineton? (Offers his hand)
  • Trudy:... (Takes deep breath) ("Mother, forgive me for this!")... Deal! (The two shake as this was caught on a heavily-secluded camera)

Swineton's Office

  • Swineton: You're SURE?!?
  • (Hornberger): Affirmative, mam! The cameras were pretty clear! Officer Bopps is CLEARLY betraying us for a simple fox! We... Well, I... Sent her to put down this illegal business for you, and suddenly, she's going soft just as you feared!
  • Swineton:... (Sighs) I really was afraid of this! It's clear what we need to do. We have to get rid of her ourselves!
  • (Hornberger): And what exactly is firing her going to do?
  • Swineton: Oh, we're not going to fire her. We're going to hustle her into retirement. And fortunately for us, we have a way to turn her against her furry fox friend.
  • (Hornberger): And who might that be?
  • Swineton:... Do you recall my double agent?
  • (Hornberger):... You mean the black wolf that you made a deal with? Yeesh, it was hard enough to take you seriously. I felt as if you were sounding like a hypocrite by allying yourself with him!
  • Swineton: Oh, but that's the beauty of it! Truth is, I don't give a damn about him OR his family. All I care about is him leading us to the Predator Underground, and, if done right, I can make Mr. Milde look HORRIBLE to Officer Bopps! Then, she'll have no choice but to lead us to his little crib, and thus she'll be so guilty of betraying her 'best friend' that she'll have no choice but to run back home to mommy and her many siblings.
  • (Hornberger):... Wow, Mayor Swineton, I LOVE your steel-trap mind!
  • Swineton: Oh, I know a thing or two. Just contact Wolfen, and he'll know what to do!
  • (Hornberger): Yes, sir! Duh, I mean ma'am! (Nervoously laughs) Sorry, watching Bogo again, and got gender-jinxed. (Chuckles and hangs up as Swineton sighed in aggravation)

Later...

  • Black-Footed Ferret: Uh, Wolfen, are you sure making Rick look terrible in front of the officer who agreed to help us is a good idea?
  • Wolfen: I told you multiple times, Tyrese, I've been trying to get OUT of this hell for years. Leonty was SO close to ending this tyranny, and I gave him hope! And now look at him! Asking former crime boss Mr. Big in Zootopia to pick him up. RETIREMENT! Poor old ex-enforcer couldn't bare watching his kid being in a collar.... Not that I blame him, but he ultimately proved that he retired as Big's enforcer for a reason. We have failed! And it won't matter if we get a new leader, because after I am done, the Predator Underground will follow suit with the end of Leon's reign. And I am NOT waiting another minute. I mean, come on, even your nephew Travis back in Bunny Borrow shows concern for YOU!
  • Black-Footed Ferret (Tyrese): Yeah, but I'm in the Predator Underground, so he has nothing to worry about, even as an employee for his childhood friend Gideon Grey in his baking business, and... His unfortunate former bully status. And when things go to s***, I know my way to get out of dodge as quickly as possible and start a new life at the Burrows. Though, pretending that I don't already know that you're kinda a double-agent, I was even suggesting that YOU would fill Leonty's empty leader spot.
  • Wolfen: Even if I wanted to, I can't. Only the best of predators can fill that spot. Otherwise, we'd be dead if an invasion ever occurred. Besides, that sun bear is bound to fill that spot. What was his name?
  • Tyrese: Dedrick Deion Honeydew?
  • Wolfen: Yeah, him! Plus, I already made it clear that I do NOT wanna take risks in this world, especially not as the head of the Underground. Swineton is offering a rare chance of mercy for me and my family to leave, and she is not afraid to let me know that time is short. (They went in his room) So this is my only chance.
  • Tyrese: But what if we all get arrested? And, what if Swineton's just using you as a chess piece for a twisted kingpin game of people-chess?
  • Wolfen: I'll have to risk it. And don't worry, I don't trust Swineton as far as I can throw her. And that's not very far, believe me. I warned her that I... (Holds up a remote control)... Am the only one that keeps Dr. Otton from making good on his threat, and if I am ever double-crossed, that psychopath will be one of the last predators ever seen. Consider it my redemption for all predators if she was only playing me. Besides... Well, to be fair, Derrick-
  • Tyrese: Dedrick!
  • Wolfen: Thanks for the correction, anyway, he is a gifted pig and sheep killer, even if he regrets it. He kills for the greater good. It should be no problem. I'm sorry, and I won't blame you for informing anyone, which you probably shouldn't to avoid any expectations, but this HAS to be done! (Takes out a small black briefcase)
  • Tyrese:... Wait... is THAT... (He opens it as it has a specific orange dart)...
  • Wolfen: Yes! The testosterone dart! Has the infamous and long-banned testosterone aggression drug that has so much excessive amounts of the substance, it's BOUND to make Milde a real violent bastard to turn Officer Bopps against him. Even if the bunny were to realize he's not being himself, she'll still end up going back to bunny instinct and be afraid of him regardless. Either way, the poor doll, much as I hate to have to do it, won't be able to be so easily friendly to Richard.
  • Tyrese: But you PROMISED Leonty you'd never use that!
  • Wolfen: Well, if Leon isn't keeping his promise to end Swineton's tyranny, it's only fair game that I go back on mine with this dart. I'm sorry, Tyrese! But you ARE welcome to join me if me and my family get out of here.
  • Tyrese:... I... I can't! I know we ferrets are part of the same family as weasels, but we don't share the same stereotypes of them being, weasley backstabbers. I just, don't have the heart to do this to everyone.
  • Wolfen: Well, I won't force you, then, Tyrese. You're better off anyway. Like I said, I don't exactly trust Swineton. And I know for a fact that pig won't be so quick to play nice with any predator, so, if she is gonna backstab me, I'm better off going down for this alone then with someone who has family on the outside. And again, it's best not to tell everyone and cause panic.
  • Tyrese:... I guess so. But... I MAY have to tell Dedrick, and ASK him to keep it a secret. Ya know, to prevent our more violent members from getting revenge, so, he would be able to keep them off when, it comes...
  • Wolfen: I'm not even worried, anyway. Because by the time he or anyone else wants to catch me alive... I'll be safely over the border. (Loads the testosterone dart into the dart gun and cocks it)... I wish you good luck... Old friend! I'm about to leave this godforsaken hellhole, and quite frankly, it MAY be best if you do the same. Goodbye! (He leaves)
  • Tyrese:... But... I'm your best friend!
  • Wolfen: To the end.... But for now, we have to part ways. I'm likely to become the most hated predator in Herbavoris either way... So I'd rather not have you be dragged down with me. Take care of yourself until, or IF, we meet again, Tyrese.... (He walks on)
  • Tyrese:... (Sighs)... Goodbye, Wolfen....

Meanwhile...

Kheni - Freestyle

Kheni - Freestyle

  • Nick: (The heroes scatter across Herbavoris in the night)... This is crazy, you know that, right?
  • Judy: "We did crazier things ever since the Night Howler insodent. Remember the cow abducting bats?"
  • Jade: "T'was nothing to the Elephant that was utilising a giant mouse mech from Peacorp..... Kinda ironic, really."
  • Friller: "Oh, how about that one time, when Beetlezilla happened?"
  • Anna: "I'm surprised it managed to defy the biological law that a larger insect is not able to function due to the oxygin not being enough for it."
  • Buzz: "Fair's fair, it was a mutant."
  • Legsworth: "Well, that, and I believe it's mutogen was especially given enhance oxygen particles so it would be like it's still the bug era for it."
  • Judy: Guys, focus! We need to be subtle about this. Night is the perfect time for unlucky travelers to get in trouble. You should probably keep your guard up.
  • (Lord Shen): We're all scattered around the city, too. Any information we find we'll bring to you.
  • (Squidward): Unless of course one of us f***s up, AGAIN!
  • (Icky): "Good grief, this pig has her fact plastered on posters on many parts of this city!"
  • (Iago): "Ain't that like a bureocrat worrying about relivency?"
  • Judy: "Just try to keep focus guys, will ya?"
  • Pop Goes the Weasel was heard playing, to the confusion of Judy's group.....
  • The Group looked to see a distent Ice Cream truck crossing across the four-way section and moving on.....
  • Jade: "..... Why would providitors of cold treats operate this late?"
  • Legsworth: "We may ought to be cautious. I do not sense wholesome things about that, (Reading) "Uncle Popgoes Ice Cream World", (Speaking) Ice Cream Truck."
  • Nick: "(To communicator) Hear that guys, be careful around the Ice Cream Trucks, they-"
  • (Patrick): "ICE CREAM?! YAAAAAAAAAAAAY?!" (Patrick was seen jumping out of a window and towards one of the ice-cream trucks as the Doc Ock claws grabbed him and took him away)
  • (Squidward):... ARE YOU SERIOUS?!
  • (Shenzi): We're all on it. You guys carry on. We'll basically be all over and watching you and that ice-cream truck.
  • (Lord Shen): "Though these desert wagons don't look like they're related to Swineton and her enforcers. I do believe a litteral corrupt pig is not our only adversary."
  • Nick: "Whoo boy. I heard about this from Mr. Big. Dr. Otton is like a crazy Bad B-Movie Mad Sciencetist come to life and personifived as an otter. That guy, is a macademia nut, covered in fancy cybery gizmos."
  • Judy: "We'll have to be extra careful then."
  • Legsworth: "I weep for the children that had to be trained to avoid ice cream trucks, an object of joy."
  • Friller: "Well, there's nothing joyful about robot claws grabbing you and driving off to parts unknown."
  • (Fidget): Sure gives a terrifying new meaning of stranger danger.
  • Buzz: "Hooo boy. This, got alot more interesting."
  • Jade: Can you please not be easily amused by dangerous implications?
  • Buzz: "Hey, being a cop's an occupational hazord. S*** like that's the norm."
  • Jade: True, but sometimes danger isn't always fun. My mother thought so a long time ago.
  • Buzz: Well, that's probably because youth comes with phases. Being young is usually the greatest moment of your life. Though some can be pretty hard to deal with. Puberty can be such an example. Bliss for the kid, but hell for the parents.
  • Jade: Also true, but we're not in that age bracket. Now let us continue. And be careful. Happytown is indeed a shell of the former self it's name implied. Easy to assume unwanted visitors have a bad habit of disappearing this time of day.
  • Nick: I can tell from the government quarantine fences. Meeting Otton is an experience that can't be unexperienced.
  • Judy: Given how unspecific your description is, I'll take your word for it.
  • Friller: So, where do we start?
  • Judy: The easy option would be enlisting help from the biggest predator movement around. The real question is where do we start from there?
  • Nick: Coincidentally, Koslov's brother called and said he was leaving this place after... (Sighs) His son couldn't avoid his taming party.
  • Judy: Then it's off to the train station.
  • Anna: Well why'd we start here in Happytown?
  • Judy: Because I had to be sure there's something in Herbavoris that could get around the tame collar system. Something that could remove the collars safely without triggering their silent alarm chips.
  • Nick: And let me guess, you figured Otton was the answer from outdated information?
  • Judy: Herbavoris might have hidden his true nature on purpose for sinister or safety reasons. I'm leaning towards both.
  • Nick: "Now, don't get me wrong, I would imagine that Otton WOULD have ideas, is just that the current issue is, that the guy is not exactly in his right mind at the moment."
  • Judy: "Again, I'll take your word on it based on how fearsome he sounds."
  • Legsworth: "Well, I had heard that the doctor was amazing on cyberconnectics."
  • Nick: 'Cyberconnectics'? You mean 'cybernetics', right?
  • Legsworth: "Quite, quite, my apologies, it's a potato po-ta-to kind of engagement. Perhaps his insanity is the result of his cyber-enhancements being damaged or glitched."
  • Anna: "Well I think the best people that would know that is his family, assuming he has any."
  • Nick: Big said he does. Otton has a wife, some kids and a baby child.
  • Judy: Well maybe we can use one of the ice-cream trucks as camouflage. Ya know, when it's not trying to grab us anymore.
  • Nick: Well, on the news app, it did say that a fox managed to take one down using his own shock collar.
  • Judy: Hmm... Not a bad idea. You know, with cops having tasers, you would think they would've happened to discover they could've used them to deal with the ice-cream trucks, unless....... Aw, son of a female dog, Swineton, have you REALLY been using Otton as a method of disposal? (Suddenly, they noticed one of Team Coolwool sneaking by with something suspicious going through the neighborhood)
  • Legsworth:... He looks like the figurative sheep, so yes. Get him!
  • Sheep: "(Saw the group charging at him) AW CRAP?! THAT DOESN'T LOOK LIKE T.U.S.K. FOLK?! (Makes a run for it!)"
  • Friller: NOO PRISONEEEEERRRRS!!! (Grabs him as he dropped the suspicious objects, revealed to be info regarding certain predators as they read them)
  • Nick:... All these predators have been part of the underground.
  • Sheep: SIR, THAT IS NONE OF YOUR BUSINESS!!! (Nick holds him as he was trying to get him)
  • Nick: It's even showing their locations... (Sees Leonty and his son and gasps)... Leonty and his son are on these too!
  • Judy: You were going to Otton with these, weren't you?!
  • Sheep: I TOLD YOU, THAT'S NONE OF YOUR BUSINESS!!
  • Judy: Actually, it is. Officer Hopps of the ZPD. We're investigating the disappearance of Antelopez Gerenzetti, but we've reason to suspect Swineton did it, and these attempts of assassination prove it.
  • Nick: Absolutely. Everyone on these papers are rights activists and members of the Predator Underground. You have been selling them out to Otton so he can use them in his gruesome experiments and Swineton can be rid of them before they have her busted.
  • Sheep: I'M JUST DOING MY JOB!!
  • Nick: By having innocent predators assassinated?
  • Sheep: THOSE ARE MY ORDERS!!! (As familiar mechanical eyes appear behind him) Swineton wants predators that're too close to getting her arrested gone for good, and what better method of disposal than the Terror of Happy...... (Saw their shocked expressions)... He's standing right behind me, isn't he- (He grabbed him with his claw) HUUUAAAGGHHH!!!
  • Otton: AlL ThiS TITITIME I ThoUGHt yOU wERE A PredATor UnderderderdergROuND BEneFACTor, bUT YOu, WErE A FilTHy GOveRNMent SHEESHEESHEESHEESHEESHEESHEESHEESHEEP?!? YOUr MAyOR WAs USIng mE?!
  • Sheep: FOR A GOOD CAUSE!!! Also, have you been damaged recently?
  • Otton: THaT Is nOt YOUr concEEEEEEEERRRRN, YOu LIar!!! YOu wILL JoiN THe pOOr sOUlS You LEfT TO ME!!
  • Judy: Hold it! Put him down!
  • Otton:... You ZOOZOOZOOZOOTOPIans aRE deFENDing hIm? He'S A SheEP.
  • Judy: He's a person subject to due process of law. The right authorities should decide what should be done with him.
  • Otton: "UgH, GovERment FiGuRes! Alwayayayayayayayayayayayayayayays so FIckLE?"
  • Otton throws the sheep at the group, slamming them down and disappears as quickly he came!
  • (Otton): SHOW HIM NO MERCYCYCYCYCYCYCYCY, DAMMIT THAT RUINED THE SUTTLETYTYTYTY!!!
  • Sheep: (Everyone looked angrily at him)... (He chuckled)

Later...

  • Sheep: (He was cuffed) HEY, YOU CAN'T ARREST ME!! YOU ZOOTOPIANS HAVE NO AUTHORITY HERE!!!
  • Nick: It doesn't matter because you messed with Zootopia by abducting Antelopez.
  • Sheep: WE WERE JUST RESPONDING BECAUSE SHE WAS DISTURBING THE PEACE WITH HER PROTESTS!!!
  • Judy: No excuses!
  • Sheep: IT'S NOT AN EXCUSE, IT'S THE TRUTH!!!
  • Jade: Save it. You're under arrest and you have the right to remain silent.
  • Sheep: "I am so getting a l- (Nick taped his mouth shut!) MMMMF!?"
  • Nick: ".... Something to help ya exsirsize that right, buddy."
  • Friller: You even know what the right to re-
  • Nick: I made fun of it before, of course I do!
  • Judy: "(Rolls her eyes bemused) Heh, you're real something, Nick Wilde."
  • Nick: Took you that long to figure that out? (The two laughed)
  • (Sparx): JUST KISS ALREADY!!!
  • (Cynder): Should we pick up that guy for you?
  • Judy: Probably. Right now, I have to recover from what ABOMINATION ALMOST TOOK AWAY THIS SHEEP!!
  • Legsworth: Get in line, I too may have to contend with night terrors from this moment on!
  • Nick: And now you get it. I haven't seen him either, but now that I have... I'm going to be sleep deprived for weeks after we give Swineton what she deserves for crimes like this.
  • (SpongeBob): You do that while we rescue Patrick from the abomination. Lodgers' out.

Chapter 6: The Predator Underground/Wild Times' Origins/The Evolutionaries and the Feral Monarchs

Radiant Garden

  • Sora's group sat bored in the cave.....
  • Donald: "..... Guys, I think either that the Lost Link knows we're not in actual trouble, or it was too afraid to confront us."
  • King Mickey: "Maybe both."
  • Fu-Xi: "Either way, it's more then enough for me to see that perhaps we should worry about the Lost Link at our luxery and just work on finding that bandit camp and prey to the Dragon Gods that rescuing the Archiver is still possable, cause I am going MAD with this lack of action!"
  • Huifang: "Well, it was a nice attempt though, so we may as well- (Un-wittingly steps on an old Bear Trap from some unknown time as it snaps shut on her leg) Dah.............. AAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH-HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA?! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH?!"
  • Jade Tusk: "Ugh! Damn it?! How did we not noticed that before?!"
  • Yen Sid: "Ugh, if it weren't for magic's current lack of functionaly, this wouldn't even be minorly serious!"
  • Scrooge: "Well great! Now upon potaintionally losing that leg, judging how old that nasty thing is, there might be a tetrus shot requirement as well!"
  • Riku: "Okay guys, (The Lost Link was seen slowly reveiling herself as Riku didn't noticed), If we can work togather on this, we can pull the beartrap open and-"
  • The Lost Link's eyes glowed as the Bear Trap was opened via energy and Huifang's leg was healed by it, along with cleansing any infection.
  • The Group stared in surprise as Riku noticed.....
  • Riku: "..... That works too."
  • The Lost Link then tried to retreat quickly back into the forest.
  • Kairi: "WAIT! (The Lost Link hesitatedly stop, worriedly looks at the group, fearfully expecting the worse).... We, we never got to say thanks for helping us with the Bandits."
  • The Lost Link was confused by Kairi's gratatude on that, though it was still nervious on that.
  • Overseer: "..... Let it be known that the Lost Link is in a bit of a grey area between sentience and being a mindless one. Though she can think, she's yet to obtain speech, nor are we sure if it is even a possable trait."
  • Fu-Xi: "Well the fact we can hear it cry does suggest it does have even only a limited voice."
  • Kairi: Regardless, let me try to reason with it.... (To Lost Link) We might need your help. We're looking for the Archiver and a magic reserve fountain. If you knew where they were, that'd be great. Who knows? Maybe we'll find a way to get my father's Keyblade out of your head.
  • Goofy: Gawrsh, Kairi, are you sure it's going to play along?
  • Kairi: "It doesn't hurt to try."
  • The Lost Link fidgets a bit torwords the group, and nervious tries to point to a spefific direction.....
  • Wakka: "..... What do ya thnk it's pointing at?"
  • Selphie: Obviously to the Archiver. Either that or the Fountain. (The Lost Link nods no) Well Archiver it is.
  • Kairi:... I suppose we can go from there... Thank you. (Hugs the Lost Link as it paused in genuine surprise and felt small changes getting human hands and barefeet, a human nose, long vibrant blonde hair, and beautiful heterochromic gold and blue eyes)... Whoa.
  • Eldress: Kairi. Do you know what you just did?
  • Kairi:... Looks like I cured much of it's nature. (The Lost Link tried speaking)... Oh my gosh. It's trying to speak.
  • Lost Link:... I... I'meh.... I... Err... Erica.
  • Donald:... Wha?
  • Kairi: I think that's it's name. Or rather, HER name.
  • Lost Link:... Erica..... We... Weee... Lo... Wedl...
  • Eldress: Wedlock?
  • Lost Link:... Yes.
  • Eldress:...... It can't be! Erica Wedlock!
  • Riku: You know her?
  • Eldress: "It's, a complicated and depressing story."
  • Cloud: "I would imagine it is."
  • Eldress: She used to be a knight and good friend of Kanji and she tried to protect her from what she claimed would be a traitor. But she was banished because her words sounded too much like treason. She claimed she'd be lost if she met a king by the name of Aaron. She was said to have died of loneliness... And it was almost right. I think it's clear what happened. She tried to stop it herself, but her lack of aid and trust of everyone she ever met got her to lose herself to darn and she became the Lost Link. By the time she met King Aaron on a business trip to Radiant Garden, she was a Heartless. Her body disintegrated. She tried to stop him, but ended up with Aaron impaling her head because she didn't expect him to be a Keyblade Wielder. With her injury messing with her mind and body, she failed to stop her vision from coming true.
  • Lost Link: (Starts crying) Kaaanjiii!! (Sobs)
  • Kairi:... I... I don't know if I should feel sorry because she was trying to protect my mother by keeping her from eventually giving birth to me.
  • Eldress: I believe that seeing you is a horrible reminder that she failed to protect Kanji.
  • Fu-Xi: "Though wait, who exactly was the traitor she meant?"
  • Eldress: "Pretty much that darn owl Kanji was keeping."
  • Jade Tusk: "Well in consideration to everything that has occured, why didn't Kanji trust her word on it that time?"
  • Overseer: "Because Erica was known to distrust every new thing that came forth into Radiant Garden. In fact, you should've seen the time when Shen first came to Radiant Garden, it was a miracle his tail feathers stayed stable from that beating."
  • Sora: "(Snickers), Sounded like Shen had met his match there."
  • Eldress: So, with King Aaron's Keyblade stuck in her head, she doesn't even know what to do, who to trust, or what's the right thing to do. Made worse by the massive changes it caused. (The Lost Link started to slowly go to 75% it's normal form)...
  • Lost Link:... Go, to, Archiver! Freaks... Coming! I.... Can... Watch... You. (Jumps off)
  • Kairi:... Let's move. (They head out as Sephiroth secretly followed them)

Wild Times

  • Leonty: (As he was packing)... I admit, this is quite a surprise, Milde, that you managed to convince a police officer to help us. But to be perfectly honest, her otter disguise didn't fool me one bit. Too much, inconsistencies.
  • Rick:... (Chuckles) Look, Leon, I was just trying to talk some sense into her.
  • Leonty: And that's noble of you. But if she's going to be staying here, then you need to keep an eye on her.
  • Trudy: Mr. Leonty, I assure you, what I saw in that taming party, convinced me well enough to help you. Because, to be perfectly honest, I wouldn't wanna see your son go through THAT again.
  • Leonty: Neither do I. Which is why I must leave and get back to my brother and his boss. I can't let poor Mortis be raised in an environment like this.
  • Rick:... And who's going to lead when you're gone?
  • Leonty: My old wrestling mate from high school, of course. Dedrick.
  • Rick: Oh, THAT guy! (Chuckles) Mr. Pig and Sheep Strangler.
  • Trudy:... He STRANGLED THEM?!?
  • Rick: Yeah, and he was merciless. Unfortunately, he's NOT the kind of reckless type. Not anymore at least. He tried to avoid doing it without a proper cause.
  • Trudy:... You know what? I don't give a pellet anymore. After what I witnessed, they can burn in hell.
  • Rick: THAT'S the spirit! But at the same time, take it easy with that. Herbs or not, even they had families that are sad about that, whether what they believe in is irrelevant.
  • Trudy:... Oh, thanks for, correcting me. What I meant is, at least he did what he had to do to protect the Underground, especially for a place like this.
  • Leonty: Well... Unfortunately, I won't be there to see you free us. Dedrick will show you the ropes. (Grabs his bags)... Good day! (He leaves)
  • Rick: Goodbye, Leonty! Say hi to Koslov for me!
  • Trudy:... So... (Looks at Wild Times)... Despite what I saw from it at first like the FILTHY slide entrance... This IS a good and peaceful place. How did you get the money and the location to build this? AND how did it come to this after your father's death?
  • Rick:... Well... It all started in the clinic you came here from. That was the day when my collar was first removed because of this tick I got once. When my collar was removed by Dr. Armadeus... Inspiration STRUCK!...

Flashback

Zootopia Deleted Scene--Nick's Tame Collar (EXTENDED CUT)

Zootopia Deleted Scene--Nick's Tame Collar (EXTENDED CUT)

  • Dr. Amadeus: (As Rick was sitting in a clinic with his collar on)... Hello, Mr. Milde, I am your doctor, Dr. Amadeus! I understand you have a tick on your neck.
  • Rick: Yeah, it's been making me itch, and it's hard considering this freaking collar! It's starting to get sore at this point!
  • Dr. Amadeus: Not to worry. We'll just need to temporarily remove your collar to get it off.... Quick question, have you ever had it off since your ceremony?
  • Rick: Nope, but I got my pants off... And, we're all enjoying that.
  • Dr. Amadeus:... Charming! Then I guess I'll get the just-in-case suit. Dr. Hamsford, if you will?
  • Hamster Doctor: Right away, sir!
  • Rick: (Sighs) You herbivores these days, always taking precautions!
  • Dr. Amadeus: (Sighs) I will pretend I did not hear that.
  • Beaver Doctor: Typical of a predator to say, huh?
  • Dr. Amadeus: Yeah, yeah, just get the precautions ready! (He got an armored suit)
  • Rick: You know you're an armadillo, right? You have natural armor!
  • Dr. Amadeus: I'll ignore that too because you know the obvious answer! Now, let us begin! (The hamster and the beaver doctors got a cage barrier lined up as they got ready to remove the collar, and they quickly did so while bracing for what they feared would happen)... Well, that was easy! Alright, someone get the pliers so we can pull that sucker off his neck.
  • Rick: (As this was happening, he was in awe as his collar was removed for the first time, and went through the same blissful visions of the deleted scene until it all ended with a record scratch as the collar was back on)
  • Dr. Amadeus: All done! The tick's going down the drain!
  • Beaver Doctor: But sir, won't ticks just climb back up from the drain?
  • Dr. Amadeus: DAMMIT, BUCKER, I'M A DOCTOR, NOT AN ENTOMOLOGIST!!!
  • Rick: Ohh, no, whoa! Can you just give me FIVE more seconds of this?
  • Dr. Amadeus: Unfortunately, no! You know the law. But if I had a dollar every time I heard THAT...
  • Rick: Yeah! You'd be the richest animal in Herbavoris!... (He suddenly got an idea)

Later...

  • Rick: PREDATORS WOULD PAY MONEY TO HAVE THEIR COLLARS REMOVED!!!
  • Finbarr:... And what does THAT mean?
  • Rick: Don't you see?! It's perfect! We can open a business where predators are FREE!!! Free from the shackles of restraint! Free from pain! Free from control! Free from everything!
  • Clawson: Uh, Rick, I hate to break it to you, but remember how your father died? You failed to get a loan to open a business. They won't allow you a loan to build a business like THAT either.
  • Honeyette: Yeah! And besides, we haven't been doing well on the streets lately. We'll NEVER be able to make an easy living, and not just because of our species.
  • Rick: Now, now, Honey, what did I say about that?
  • Honeyette:... You... Shouldn't be ashamed of what species you are?
  • Rick: Exactly! If we can open a business that is collar-free, we can make MOUNTAINS of lettuce!
  • Clawson:... All this so you can be paid with lettu- OOOOOHHHH, I see what you did there!
  • Rick: We can finally not have to worry about our second-class lives! We just need to find the location, and the support!
  • Finbarr: And the money?
  • Rick: Oh, I'll think of something!
  • (Trudy): So, how DID you do it?
  • (Rick): Well, at first, I decided to go to EVERY predator-sympathizing banking business in the city. Unfortunately... And unsurprisingly, it ended in the same way....

Lemming Brothers Bank

  • Rick: (Puts down a box that says 'Wild Times, an exclusive chomper-fun zone!! For preds, by preds!')... What does every Pred in this town want? An escape from every day life! A place where everyone in this town can have fun, a place for them, a place called 'Wild Times'! (Shows the model of his park) Okay, now this is a fun-zone amusement park EXCLUSIVELY for Herbavoris' largest untapped market: Predators! (Shows a few of them getting shocked by their collars after a vehicle drives by them after splashing a puddle) You know, they say you can't put a price on happiness, I say you can! (Slaps a $19.95 sticker on the model) BANG! $19.95 a ticket! I have a building lined up, I have the plans, I have the staff, I have a dream, all I need is a loan to make it happen, friend! Will you help me make it happen? (Offers his hand as the loan giver is a lemming, who rejects the application)
  • Lemming Loaner: Our apologies, Mr. Milde, but the law forbids our bank from offering such services.

Jumbo Loans

  • Rick: (To an elephant loan giver) Will you help me make it happen? (The rejected stamp is bigger than the application itself)
  • Elephant Loaner: Sorry, sir, the law forbids such follies.

Long Term Loans

  • Rick: (To a giraffe loan giver as the camera's up to her head) WILL YOU HELP ME MAKE IT HAPPEN?!? (She rejects it with a long-handled stamp)
  • Giraffe Loaner: (Through a megaphone which briefly rang painfully) Sorry, but Long Term Loans wishes to be a lawful bank, Mr. Milde.

Borrow Burrow

  • Rick: (To several bunnies) I'm just gonna put it out on the table, you don't like animals like me, and I don't like animals like you, but what do we both like? We both like money! You have it, I wanna borrow it, and then we can make a lot of it! Hmm? (Before he could offer a shake, they rejected the loan and stamped 5 rejected stamps)...
  • Bunnies: (In unison) Sorry, Mr. Fox, but we wish to be lawful in the eyes of Miss Swineton.

Another Bank

  • Rick: (To a caribou) DESPERATE?!? Hah! I'm not desperate! (Rejected)
  • Caribou Loaner: Even if you aren't, I'm afraid the law says I can't help you.

Another Bank

  • Rick: (To a zebra) I am desperate! (Rejected)
  • Zebra Loaner: Sorry, laws are amoral to people's needs, sir.

Very Small Business Administration

  • Rick: Look, I get it, no one wants to throw money down a rat-hole! (Remembers he's in a rat-exclusive business) Uh, by that, I MEANT NO DISRESPE- (Rejected)
  • Rat Loaner: It's not entirely because of that degrading insult, sir. The law forbids bank assistance to predator businesses.

Piggy Bank

  • Rick: They say you can't put a price on happiness, I say... Hogwash! (Remembers he's in a pig-exclusive business)... Well, (Chuckles), that was an unfortunate- (Rejected)
  • Pig Loaner: Apart from the insult, the law says I can't help a predator business.

JP Mare-Gan

  • Rick: Now I don't wanna beat a dead horse, but- (Realized) AW, DAMMIT!! (Sighs) I know what your gonna say, the other bankers already told me, so... I'll just walk away! (He gets rejected multiple times as voices constantly said it's against the law, until it finally stops in a sloth-exclusive business called Slothoman Brothers as the sloth rejected it in common sloth slow-mo until the aggravated Rick did it for him multiple times) No need to say anything! Everyone else said the same damn thing! (He left)
  • Sloth:... Sorry........ But.....

Bathroom

  • Rick: (He washed his face as his collar was yellow, then took a deep breath as it went back to green and he looked himself in the mirror)

Hippo Loans

  • Hippo Loan Giver: (As his reflection was seen later as himself in the office) It's not that it's a bad idea. It's... Look! Even if we ARE predator sympathizers, we STILL cannot give loans to predator-owned businesses. It's against the law, and that's the end of it!
  • Rick: But I'm offering to make life here more acceptable for predators! If you could just give me the loans-
  • Hippo Loan Giver: Sorry, sir, but laws are laws! Now please leave! (He sighs as he did so)

Later...

  • Rick: (Banging his head on the alley wall)
  • Honeyette: I told you, Milde, nobody, not even predator-sympathizing businesses, will allow us a loan to make this Wild Times place happen. This was a complete waste of time!
  • Clawson: Isn't your adopted dad Mr. Buckhorn? Can't you just ask him to-
  • Rick: NO! I'm NOT giving up in a MILLION years! And I am NOT crawling back to that deer!! Besides, he'll just say the same old thing anyway... Like he did last time!... I am going to get this up and running, and I will NEVER rest until I do.
  • Clawson: (Sighs) Rick, if you're not gonna ask Mr. Buckhorn, then I'm gonna have to side with Honey. Just give it up. It's hopeless. Besides, we're a GREAT con artist team! We LOVE it this way. And even if we DO found this place, Swineton will shut it down faster than you can say "Open for business". We're better off leaving this alone, Rick.
  • Rick: I don't care! Swineton's a jerk! I'm THROUGH with knowing that predators every year are crying and suffering to the evil she's created! I mean, prey animals are the ones that make the rules. THAT'S the real ripoff! THAT'S why I want predators to have a good time in a place like this. There has GOT to be a way to fund this thing!
  • ???: You want to fund a predator business, you say? (A familier black wolf appeared in the shadows)... Well, you are lucky you happened to be within earshot of me.
  • Rick:... The junk are you?
  • ???: (Reveals himself) My name is Wolfen Ibrahim Uexküll, member of the Predator Underground of Herbavoris.
  • Rick:... Predator... Underground?
  • Wolfen: What, you didn't think predators could make it THIS long in a place like this without cracking up, did you? No! We are able to tolerate this place because the great Leonty wished for us to try and tolerate this place without sticking out. So, the Predator Underground JUST might be your meal ticket.
  • Finbarr:... Are you sure we can trust you?
  • Wolfen: Do I LOOK like someone you can't trust?
  • Finbarr: Well, you're a wolf, so yeah!
  • Wolfen: Okay, that feels seriously racist, if not also a tiny bit stereotypical. Just come with me, and I'll make your GREATEST wish come true! Oh, and one thing, we MIGHT have a place where your little park can be MUCH safer from the eyes of authorities.
  • Rick: Well, this oughtta be good!
  • Wolfen: I cannot lead you there myself for surveillance reasons. Just go to THIS location. (Hands him a card) Chow! (He disappears in the shadows)
  • Honeyette:... WOW, he's hot! He sounds like he can tear the head off a sheep.
  • Rick: He's a timber wolf, Honey! Of COURSE he can do that! His ancestors hunted sheep in their day. Well, I don't know about you guys, but I'm gonna take my chances and head to this place!
  • Finbarr: Well, if you're sure, then let's-
  • Rick: Not you guys! It's best if we don't attract attention. I need to do this alone. But I'll be back... Sooner or later! (He heads out as his friends stared worried about him)

Snow Bank

  • Rick: (Goes to the Snow Bank in a snow-driven sector of the city, notes an alleyway, and goes inside it)... (He knocks on a secret door) Hello?
  • ???: (Opens the eye slider)... Password?
  • Rick: Wolfen sent me!
  • ???:... Hmmmm... (He opens the door and reveals himself as a masked palm civet and let him in)

Later...

  • Rick: And so I call it 'Wild Times'! (Leonty was seen) I have the plans, I have the staff... And I have the dream! What I DON'T have... Is the loan to make it happen! Will you help me make it happen?
  • Leonty:... Your idea DOES have potential. But you may have to consider the risks. What was it like when your collar was removed for the first time?
  • Rick:... It was like I was... Free! And when my doctor said if he had a dollar for every time he heard a predator wishing to have a collar off, he'd be the richest animal in Herbavoris. And then the idea hit me like a semi-truck. So that's what I want to do. So... What does this have to do about a 'risk'?
  • Leonty:.... REDDICK! FRONT AND CENTER!
  • Red Panda (Reddick): Well, you see, Mr. Milde, your plans ARE profitable indeed, but if you're going to open an amusement park exclusive for preds, you need to consider what we learned about the consequences of the removal of a collar.
  • Rick: Oh, I'm sure it's not THAT bad!
  • Reddick: Oh, contrare! Do you know how long this collar system has been around? Imagine if YOU were wearing a collar since the day it first formed. If you removed it, you felt the urge of freedom. Less restraint, nothing left to hold you back. Freedom for you to go wild. That means that... Well... I call it 'Feral Syndrome'. I have had to ensure that predators behave to the point where they don't cause a fuss big enough to cause unwanted attention.
  • Rick:... I... I never really thought of that.
  • Leonty: Then in summation, we will give you your loan, if you acknowledge the consequences that such a business will offer. Deal?
  • Rick:... You know what? It's WORTH the risk! Deal! (They shake as they give him the briefcase of money, as he was excited to the point where his collar turned yellow)

Later...

  • (Rick): (As he placed a sign in the same area Wild Times is) And so, with the money they gave me, within six months, Wild Times was FINALLY open for business. I had it running and FREE from the eyes of T.U.S.K and the HPD for years. Predators were happy and quickly got over the oppression of their second-class citizenship. (As whimsical music played, Finbarr was seen removing the collar with contraband device as the predator cheered of freedom, Clawson gave a dental check for a lion and he roared in his face while he was doing it, and Honeyette was performing as a clown, and a montage of the collar-free predators were seen in the park having a good time, and even a T.U.S.K officer thought he saw the secret entrance in the clinic before it was gone, and the montage continued. Later, Rick was seen walking through a crowd of adoring predators as he went into his office and smiled of the joy he created)... I made Herbavoris more tolerable to preds. As long as my business stood, they had reasons to live here. Without it, there was nothing left. They were lost without Wild Times. Hell, even with the Predator Underground, it was all boredom. Guess it was a good thing I added a little fun to them. But... Leonty was a little skeptical about this business when it got more successful. He feared that... Well... It would attract too much attention.
  • Rick: (As he enjoyed a lollipop)... Yes, yes, Rasputin. I have the money. (He is facing a Kodiak bear as he gave him a lunch bag)... And I gotta tell ya', it was a HELL of an exciting week! A week... Like THIS! (Rasputin the Kodiak bear found the money) Didn't I tell you that predators would pay BIG for businesses like this? So, after this, I think we're even.
  • Rasputin:... You know, Rick, Leonty did not give you loan so you can flaunt business in front of camera. You must be careful. Herbavoris is like little baby. DOESN'T like to be changed!
  • Rick:... (Chuckles) Look, Raspy, I'm a small-time fox, and it's a prey world. I couldn't change this town even if I wanted to- (As he prepares to leave, Rasputin grabbed his arm and pulled him back)
  • Rasputin: I think it's YOU who should be looking at ME, Ricky! Preds need to stick together. And surely, as member of Predator Underground, you are EXPECTED to know that, yes? (Hands him a card) I did not become Leonty's second-in-command for nothing, you know. I am great crime-scene disrupter. That card has my number. If you ever have a problem, need advice or tax guy, or dead body to disappear, Well... (Throws money at another Kodiak bear as they open a briefcase with a least weasel inside it)
  • Weasel: (Gasps) I'M A WEASEL! There, I said it! Now, hear me out- (They stuffed the dollars on top of him and shut the briefcase on top of him)...
  • Rasputin:... Then I'm your guy. But do NOT expect me to be with you on everything. I take orders from Leonty more than low-class predator like you. And he does NOT appreciate things like this place attracting lawful attention. They find this place, they find us. So it's YOUR responsibility to keep this place from screwing us all up. Anyway, lots of business to be taken care of. Oh, and one more thing. (Grabs Rick by the tie)... Charge double... For churros! Okay-dokey?
  • Rick:... (Chuckles) Whatever you say, Raspy!
  • Rasputin: AND DON'T CALL ME 'RASPY'! (Lets him go)... Have nice day! (They drive off)
  • Rick:... Alright, then! I'll, uh, take that under advisement! Certainly appreciate your input. (Chuckles)... (Looks at his park)...
  • (Rick):... At that moment, I realized "Oh, who am I kidding? He's right! A place like this is NOT gonna keep the Undrground anonymous forever. It attracts too much attention, and those sheep and pigs are gonna get suspicious when predators appear so much happier." So... I had no choice but to take a few things down a notch. I closed a lot of stuff that were very popular that day, as much as it pained me... But, it had to be done because Leonty expected it to not attract unwanted attention.

Present

  • Rick: I do whatever I must to keep Wild Times alive. It's the only place that keeps hope for predators alive. It's the one place that makes the collars and the tyranny of Swineton the slightest bit tolerable, at least for the time they get to keep them off in here.
  • Trudy: "..... Rick, I should probuly warn ya that, you didn't entirely avoided suspition."
  • Rick: "I know, Leonty told me himself. Hornberger started taking Herb conspiracy theories to heart from basiicly the same wackos that believe in crazy crud like Outer Gods and Cartoonian Wars."
  • Trudy: ".... Well, I had seen Wild Times for myself, so-"
  • Rick: "I know what you're gonna say, but what I mean is, the Underground wants to make sure Wild Times in only known to Herbs as just crazy talk from folks that look like they may had too much coffee, read too many H.P. Hoovecraft Novels or internet conspiracy forums, or are just guys with no control over their hyper-active imaginations."
  • Trudy: "Ohhh, so, you want to make Hornberger look like he's an idiot for following theories? Sly fox."
  • Rick: "Exactamondo. I mean, sure Swineton might believe him, but that's because Swiney can't even trust a Shrew to not be up to something, nevermind a group trying to circumvent her grip on Herbavoris and abuse to Preds. What we want to make sure, is that no  Herb consider creditable to Horny finds this place."
  • Finbarr's voice: "Yo, Ricky, I need to talk to ya!"
  • Rick: "Aw crap, I forgot that my friends know nothing about you, quick, behind that convinently shaped lamp! (A Bunny Shaped Lamp was seen)."
  • Trudy: "...... Why do you have a bunny shaped lamp-"
  • Rick: "It was from Deer Dad, now would you please- (Places Trudy behind Lamp as Finbarr, Clawson and Honeyette came in)."
  • Finbarr: "Dude, we got a herb situation."
  • Rick: ("Please don't know about Trudy, please don't know about Trudy, PLEASE don't know about Trudy-")
  • Clawson: "But don't worry, it's mostly just some newbie rooks! A farm pig, a seriously hot looking deer, and a canada goose, were found snooping around the clinic and ACCSIDENTLY found this place! But don't worry, we already captured them before they can make a call to the HPD, alchourse, given their rookies, we doubt they're that creditable to Hornberger, let alone even Swineton, I mean, not like that bunny you were abit mean too awhile back that managed to beat down Pythonsky and reportingly even captured Rocky and his gang and may be implied to have capture Weaselworth, our underground informate, who quite cowinidently is known to be in a NASTY dept to Rocky, why-"
  • Finbarr: "Dude, ya don't need to resite everything we already know. Rick, we figured we warn ya that you should expect to see the bunny again."
  • Rick: "(Ugh, figures a clumsy Wildlife Dust Junkie like Weaselworth would be why I'm now hiding Trudy here.)"
  • Rick clears throat.
  • Rick: ".... Look, how's about, you guys, bring those three to my office and, I'll talk to them from there, along with something I need to confess WHEN you do that, okay?"
  • Finbarr: "Okay, I suspected you wanted to talk to them, but not so much the confession pa- Wait wait wait, hold up! (Starts sniffing about)..... Am I going into Feral Syndrome, or does it smell like Rabbit Dander in here?"
  • Rick: ("CRAP, I thought we evolved from animals BUILT to hunt prey! Stupid, I did I think I can hide a rabbit from animals with noses built to smell things to amazing degrees?!")
  • Clawson: "Wait, actselly, I smell that to. It also smells nice, and, familier. Like the meter maid bunny."
  • Honeyette: "Same. I smell alot of heavy amounts Ode De La Carrote, Lettuce Number 5 Bath Wash Soap, with a hit of Citrus Deohderent."
  • Rick: "..... Uhhhhh..... It's only the lamp my Deer Father had sent to me last Zoomas. The Lamp can LITTERALLY smell like a well groomed rabbit."
  • Finbarr: "(Raises an eyebrow in suspition)...... Rick, I am like, a parpisipent of the many crazy scams you pull through many years. I can tell when yer lying."
  • Clawson: "Also, the fact you said "Uhhhh" Before, and the moments of prolonged silence, are kinda huge red flags that you're being very hidey and secrety right now."
  • Honeyette: "Also, I think we would've remembered that the lamp had smelled like that! So be honest, what exactly is this "Confession" you wanted to say should we bring those Preys in?"
  • Rick: "..... Look, just, bring those preys in, and I'll explain, okay?"
  • Finbarr: "..... This s***'s about to get more complicated, isn't it?"
  • The trio went to do exactly as asked.
  • Rick sighed.....
  • Rick: "(As Trudy came out of hiding)..... You just HAD to take a shower this morning, did you?"
  • Trudy: "Well, it's, kinda required for my job. It would be hard to be around an officer if they smelled like a barnyard."
  • Rick: "Well I was lucky my friends still trusted me enough to still do what I ask anyway even dispite their suspictions! As I said, this is a very fragle operation, so you'll have to understand that a Prey being here is a risky thing, is like what Rasputin said! (Mimics Accent) Herbavoris like baby. Doesn't like to be changed."
  • Trudy: "Well you kinda will have to reveal the truth when they come back with what I assume is Winston, Katy and Alberta. Likely, because I was gone for a while, they were clearly trying to find me."
  • Rick: "Well, then you have an issue too, Trudy. Ya mght have to explain to your fellow cop friends on why they need to keep quiet about Wild Times."
  • Trudy: "Well your friend said it himself, they might not even be taken seriously."
  • Rick: "Maybe not by incompident dolts, but Hornberger knows better enough to not scoff rookies, entirely, espeically when you might end up comfirming it. I mean, be honest, discribe to me on what those three are like?"
  • Trudy: "Well, I've only known them for since I just started, but we got alone famously. Winston and Katy are pretty much security detail for Antelopez while Alberta's with Sky Patrol."
  • Rick: "Yeah, but, like, any beef with Preds?"
  • Trudy: "Actselly, from what I heard, Winston and Katy sympathise with Antelopez' predicament, and Alberta looks too nice for predjudices."
  • Rick: "So, I can trust them?"
  • Trudy: "Well, it depends, likely they may have the wrong idea and suspect I may have gotten into trouble, so, expect them to be fisty, espeically Alberta, she may be polite, but you should've seen how she handled Rocky's crocadillan and komodo gang, I never seen a Goose fight so amazingly."
  • Rick:... Huh? So it was you guys who dealt with them. We were going to deal with that ourselves. Rocky and his buddies were rogues. They were planning an assassination attempt on Swineton. Good gesture, but one that could get the biggest attention. They'd just prove her right and just destroy any remaining hope of removing the Tame Collar system.
  • Trudy:... Wow. Did we just dodge a bullet.
  • Rick: Totally. Now, let's go talk to our friends. We both have a lot of explaining to do.
  • Trudy: I just hope it works out.

Other Room

  • Alberta: (Finbarr just kept slapping her) WHY DO YOU KEEP HITTING ME, EH?!
  • Finbarr: BECAUSE IT FEELS SO GOOD TO HIT AN HPD OFFICER WITHOUT A TAME COLLAR!!!
  • Clawson: Now now, Finny, let's not be savage about this. We don't want these three getting the wrong idea about uncollared predators.
  • Finbarr: Sorry. Just HAD to be let out.
  • Rick: (Came in) Did I keep you guys waiting?
  • Honeyette: Not really.
  • Rick:... So you three must be Alberta, Winston and Katy. (The six were surprised)
  • Winston: How the devil do you know our names?
  • Clawson: Yeah, they didn't even tell us.
  • Rick:... (Takes deep breath)... Because... You guys aren't the first herbs to find us. (Trudy came in)
  • All Three: TRUDY!
  • Honeyette: Rootaly-Toot-Toot?
  • Finbarr: Okay I HAVE to call hacks with the bunny lamp.
  • Katy: What did these bastards do to you?!
  • Trudy: Nothing... I mean aside from the occasional slap in the face and Rick here using his own tame collar against me, but aside from that, I'm fine.
  • Winston:... Sir, you do know using tame collars against people is an extremely punishable offense, right?
  • Finbarr: UGH, I FREAKING KNEW THAT MOVE WASN'T NEW!!!
  • Rick: I DIDN'T KNOW!! I SWEAR I DIDN'T KNOW!! Ugh, we're getting off-track. Trudy?
  • Trudy: Guys, they don't want to hurt us.
  • Alberta: Given the shock he gave you, I don't believe that for one second.
  • Trudy: He was just trying to keep me from getting killed by Otton. Turns out, he IS out of my league as everyone feared. His place is a NIGHTMARE!!
  • Rick: And big shock, no pun intended, Swineton knew she was going to be killed when she put her to the job. She reminded her too much of the hero cop Judy Hopps and didn't want her sticking her nose in her butt.
  • Trudy: Gross. But the metaphor isn't lost. Rick was just trying to get me away from him.... And he had no choice but to show me what I was defending. (Rick got out her recording pen and replayed the events of the taming party)... My pen!
  • Rick: Yeah. I lied. The pen's still okay. We figured we could record Swineton admitting her crimes before you showed up.
  • Trudy:... Sly fox.
  • Alberta: I should've known Swineton was up to something with your attempted rescue.
  • Katy: (Sobbed from the taming party recording)... Well after that and this recording... We're in!
  • Winston: Yeah. Nobody tries to kill our new friend and get away with it.
  • Trudy: Friend?
  • Winston: Yeah, I said it.
  • Rick: Well sorry to pee in your turf, if that's a good metaphor, but Swineton has pretty much always gotten away with her crimes. But the one crime we're looking to expose is the scam that made her mayor. The records say that one predator was set up to look like a savage by Swineton. And not just any predator, one of her worst bullies and the one that started her prejudice. Goes by the name of Wolvus. Wolvus Lupus.
  • Trudy:... Wait, I know that name.... But I can't remember where I heard it.
  • Reddick: (Came in) I believe I can shed some light on the subject. Poor Wolvus Casper Lupus was the first predator to have used the tame collar. He was forced into the test program and got massive brain damage from them. He was unable to specify much about what he did to Swineton and what she did to him... But we actually managed to rescue him.
  • Rick: He's still alive?
  • Reddick: Yes, and he's under maximum secure lockdown. His ruined mentality made him permanently savage. Come with me. I'll show you.

Reddick's Lab

  • Reddick: (They arrived to a lab with several holding cells as a raccoon scientist was working while eating garbage) UAAGGH, LINNAEUS!!! WHAT DID I SAY ABOUT EATING GARBAGE?!?
  • Raccoon (Linnaeus): SORRY, REMY, I CAN'T HELP IT, I'M A F*****G RACCOON YOU FOUND ON THE STREETS!! So get right on in, this is my rock bottom!
  • Finbarr: No, eating that used tampon is your rock bottom!
  • Linnaeus: It's Summer frEEEEEeeesh!
  • Honeyette:... You have issues. Just tell Summer you love her already!
  • Reddick: Ugh..... Lin, just, step aside, please. These people want to see Wolpus, not your latest mental breakdown.
  • Linnaeus:... Well if you insist. It's right over there. (They find it)
  • Trudy: (They arrived to the cell opening it to find a naked gray wolf in shackles)... Oh my God!
  • Alberta: Swineton did... THAT?!
  • Reddick: Yes. Feral Syndrome at it's worst. (Wolvus began barking ferociously as everyone backed away)... Much of his cognitive and awareness functions have been fried. His mind had to regress to predator instinct to save itself.
  • Katy: "Have you tried exposing him to Day Dreamers?"
  • Reddick: "We did. The results end up contemporary. Any sentience he gains, he loses after a few hours. He can't even speak anymore."
  • Trudy: This is absolutely cruel. What did he do to Swineton that made her do THIS?!
  • Reddick: He tried to tell us for years. I think Swineton made it this way on purpose so he would never tell anybody about her scandal.
  • Katy: Did you try showing everyone about this?
  • Finbarr: Don't be dumb. Nobody would EVER believe a predator. And bringing (Points to Wolpus) THIS HOT MESS out publicly would only risk giving Swineton more credit.
  • Trudy: Is there ANY evidence of this scam left?
  • Reddick: Unfortunately, no. Swineton removed every single trace of evidence. You know as well as I that she has OCD. And a bad guy with OCD, is a THOROUGH one.
  • Trudy: That is true. Swineton would spare no expense in covering her tracks. OCD would make a good villain, because not only would it make you incapable of forgetting a wretched past, but it makes you determined to do your crimes thoroughly.
  • Rick: Exactly! When Swineton thinks of something, it's almost impossible to stop. Swineton's never-stopping watch makes hiding down here problematic.
  • Reddick: So, whatever Wolvus did to Swineton, it screwed her up for life.
  • Clawson: I can't remember, what's OCD?
  • Reddick:... You really don't know anything, do you? It's obsessive compulsive disorder. It's a common, chronic and long-lasting disorder in which a person has uncontrollable, reoccurring thoughts and behaviors one feels the urge to repeat over and over. That means you can't easily live a horrible event in the past down.
  • Winston:... Well that's HIS fault. He knew she had OCD and that's why he bullied her. You can't expect someone with OCD to forget that one time you went too far because that's asking for trouble in the future.
  • Reddick: He's heard that too many times. He feels guilty for single-pawedly ruining Herbavoris.
  • Rick: That's why the Predator Underground has been trying for years to expose Swineton's crimes. But each time, Swineton is always one step ahead. Once we get this close to having her defeated, she yanks it away, every, single, time! Swineton is just too smart for the Predator Underground.
  • Alberta: "Well gee, it almost feels like you have a mole in the group."
  • Reddick: "Tch, like any sensiable pred would willingly do Swineton any favors, nor would Swineton ever entertain the idea of it cause it risks her looking like a hypocrite."
  • Alberta: "Well, how else do ya think Swineton got on top over and over again?"
  • Clawson: "Primarly the cameras."
  • Alberta:... No argument here.
  • Katy: "But in all honesty, it's too soon to rule out the traitor idea JUST yet. I mean, Swineton doesn't nessersarly HAVE to be aware of the traitor's identity. He could be, anomamous about it and could be a defector in the underground trying to undermind Leonty's group because of envy at Leonty's success and that they never got to be the one to bask in that."
  • Rick: ".... Well, it is a criminal underground after all. It is to be expected that brotherhood is not exactly a famous trait in the criminal underworld. That is a fair arguement."
  • Reddick: "Well, I am still understandably skeptical to the idea of any Pred willing to give even MINOR aide to Swineton, even if it's to only spite Leonty or his successor. Playing devil's advocate to that wicked hog always ends badly one way or the other."
  • Trudy: There's NO good reason for ANY predator to trust Swineton. Any deal she makes, she'll only just betray you in the end. So, yeah, the cameras are the only explanation.
  • Alberta: Then we'll just have to disable the cameras.
  • Katy:... I don't know. Disruption of police property is a very punishable crime.
  • Rick: Girl, laws and crimes are bulls*** here.
  • Finbarr: "Though ya do have a good point, doe. I do thnk the coppers might not be crazy for their stuff being wrecked."
  • Trudy: We don't necessarily have to destroy them. We just have to render them OOC.
  • Winston: "Well, I have heard talk from some veterans that the cameras are operated by this creepy mute monkey with cymbals that just, sits there all day in like this warehouse-looking building where the main camera operating system is held. It's like he lives in there."
  • Honeyette: "I knew it! Monkey-Eyes DOES exist!"
  • Trudy: "Monkey-Eyes?"
  • Honeyette: Yep. Monty Eyles, as he prefers to be called, is the eye-in-the-sky. He sees everything, from buildings... (Predators were seen sneaking across the building rooms as a bonnet macaque with the toy it's based on sitting on it's desk saw them with the cameras' night vision settings and shrieked banging it's cymbals and sounded the silent alarm allowing the authorities to meet them and arrest them) The streets... (Predators snuck into the sewers as Monty caught them on camera even with camouflage due to infrared vision and sounded the silent alarm allowing the predators to get arrested in the sewers) Even the outskirts. (Predators were close to escaping through transit until Monty caught them and called for their arrest)... This is why predators hardly escape Herbavoris. You can sneak around cities, climb through sewers and walls, and camouflage well, but if you don't stop Monkey-Eyes, nobody's doing anything about Swineton. You wanna get the drop on her? GET RID OF THAT GODDAMN MONKEY!!
  • Trudy: Should be easy. I mean, they still trust us, right?
  • Wolfen: (Appeared) It's too late. You've already been caught on camera. They're not going to trust you anymore. And even then, Monkey-Eyes is the most paranoid officer in Herbavoris. Lots of poor souls have tried to take him out, but his hacking skills and surveillance mastery is uncanny.
  • Rick: Yeah, that guy is bananas. One time he accidentally smacked an important ambassador after she startled him. At this point, people are scared s***less even bothering to approach him. Even Ottey, for as crazy as he is, is weary of going after Monkey-Eyes. As crazy as the monkey is, he's always prepared.
  • Alberta: "Oh boy, so much for the element of surprise, eh?"
  • Finbarr: No wonder Swineton has him around. The guy could practically make a good psychic.
  • Katy: Well... They don't know WE'RE on your side. They didn't see us turning on them, right?
  • Wolfen: Well, your capture appeared in an unsurveyed area. So it COULD work. But it's not easy to fool those pigs.
  • Rick: Chyah. For nosey hoggers, they're pretty smart.
  • Winston: Yeah. By far the smartest officer there is Ugly Bradley.
  • Trudy: (Shivers) The mute babirusa with the tusk overgrowth in his eye? Darwin, being a babirusa must be very crazy if your tusks can grow into your eye.
  • Finbarr: "But also potaintionally short when it hits the brain."
  • Trudy/Rick: Yeeee!!
  • Winston: Then sounds like we have a plan. We'll pretend we're against you and deal with Monkey-Eyes and we'll give you the signal to move.
  • Rick: "Well, lucky for you, I, am an exbert in scams. If I can be able to make Finbarr look like he's my mentally defective son, we can make you guys look loyal to Hornberger.... Thing is, it's gonna have to require heavy exsirsizes of trust, cause, (To his friends) Guys, you need to make it look like you three got arrested for kidnapping Trudy during an attempt to get Ottey."
  • Finbarr: "Ohhh, boy."
  • Honeyette: "That's a very extreme plan, Milde...... Mama like."
  • Clawson: "(Gulp), Do we have to risk that?"
  • Rick: "Well trust me, T.U.S.K. is REALLY notorious for asking questions to even their most trusted, nevermind a bunch of rookies that disappeared for a bit then came back."
  • Finbarr: ".... Ugh, fine. But expect me to complain about it if Hornberger pulls out the medieval s*** on us."
  • Rick: "A price I can prepare to accept if it comes to that. Now, huddle gang, here's the plan..."

Lodgers' Location

  • Ms. Otton was seen forlornly looking at picture frames of Dr. Otton before he went insane as he was seen winning many invention fairs.
  • Ms. Otton: "(Looks at a particular picture of Dr. Otton and Ms. Otton taking a photo of themselves and his back claws)... I just hope I have this Otton back...."

Flashback

  • Dr. Otton was seen lifting waights with the new bot claws.
  • Ms. Otton: "Honny, your extention claws are incredable!"
  • Dr. Otton: "(Normal voice) Why wouldn't they be? They are my entry into the Peacorp Science fair! These things will become the cure to the woes of animals with small limbs or none at all! Erm, if they so choose, I mean. Think how much easier life would be made for everyone because of these claws being connected into the most impourent mainframe in all of life: The Brain. (Puts waights down) These marvels of science, thanks to many years of testing, are able to behave, (Claws move up and down) as if they were my own body parts. Dr. Peagore will be amazed by my accomplishment, and Herbavoris will become a better place for it!"
  • Ms. Otton: "Well, there, is the matter of the current elections."
  • Dr. Otton: "Tch, oh, you mean that radical candidate Swineton? Oh don't worry my dear wife/best assisent any otter genius could've asked for, Swineton's overly obvious plans to subjugate preds to crude outdated practices are LARGELY unpopular, and Herbavoris has many better candidates in those like Shelby Seagulli and Alberto Albatross, and to a lesser extent, the well meaning but overly ambitious Harold Stork, a bird with no prior political exspearience but alot of utopian sounding ideas. Nevermind Swineton ever being a match for the favorite candidate, Abagale Llamabaski."
  • Ms. Otton: "You're right. Maybe I'm just letting politics get the better of me."
  • Dr. Otton: "Oh most assuringly, I am rarely EVER wrong."

Present

  • Ms. Otton: "..... You didn't know fate, had other plans, Ottey..... Neither of us could've known......"
  • Knocks on Ms. Otton's door, as she looked and it.
  • Ms. Otton opened up to see Judy and crew.
  • Ms. Otton: "Miss Trudy Bopps, I-..... Wait, my apologieses, I mistaken you for someone else. May I, help you?"
  • Judy: "Ahem. Ms. Otton, we, would like to ask some questions. About Dr. Otton."

Museum

  • Goldie and Dr. Zander were seen closing up the museum of Herbavoris for the night.
  • Dr. Zander sighed....
  • Goldie: "..... Look, Doctor, it's okay, we-"
  • The two were hearing tire screeching and saw that the Lougers were screaming as they steer the hijacked Robot Clawed Ice Cream Truck into crashing into a tree!
  • Dr. Zander: ".... Miss Gazelle? And..... Her alien friends?"
  • Goldie: ".... Wow, do they know how to make an entrance! (Chuckles a bit)...."
  • (Patrick): "Aw darn it, there's no ice cream in this truck."
  • (Sir Hiss): "Obviously, in which, likely because, Dr. Otton referbished these overgrown dairy wagons to kidnap people in them, you silly pink baffoon!"
  • (Lord Shen): "Mind Patrick's idiocy for now, and be grateful we survived this mess."
  • Dr. Zander cautiously approuches the Ice Cream Truck.
  • Dr. Zander: "Miss Gazelle, are you, by any chance, in there?"
  • (Po): "Duh, who wants to know?"
  • (Gazelle): PO, DON'T BE RUDE!! This guy sounds like they can be trusted.
  • (Po): Are you entirely sure? People are shifty these days.
  • (Gazelle): You doubt my instincts?
  • (Po): I don't really want to answer that.
  • (Gazelle): I know a kind innocent soul when I hear or see it. Comes with being a rights activist. Now let me handle this. (Comes out) Yes, that would be me. Nice to meet you, Dr. Zander.
  • Dr. Zander: "(As Goldie came up next to him) Oh, thank goodness you showed up at all vs. in good timing.... Granted, you could've stood to show up less..... Attention grabbing."
  • Squidward: "Blame Patrick for getting kidnapped by a robot Ice Cream truck to begin with because of even so much as hearing the word Ice Cream."
  • Patrick: Hey, I'm on an ice cream diet. I see or hear ice cream, I eat it.
  • Squidward:... Ugh. Idiot.
  • Dr. Zander: "Ahem! Uh, please come inside the museum, we have much to discuss."

Museum

  • Monarch Butterfly: (Kept in a butterfly net cage and was noticed that her wings are of a more purple color then the traditional orange) I am NOT a museum display. I AM A PERSON!!!
  • Gazelle:... It can't be! Insects are becoming sentient?
  • Monarch Butterfly: Surprised?
  • Goldie: Do you guys know what this means?
  • Duke: That we won't be able to eat meat soon?
  • Goldie: That you won't be able to eat meat so-... Yes. That means predators won't be able to eat meat anymore. And THAT means they'll starve. And THAT means they'll have to eat prey again. We'll be reverting back to savage ways for sure.
  • Monarch Butterfly: Ugh. You giants are so simple-minded.
  • Sparx: Hush up, toots.
  • Monarch Butterfly:... The f***'d you call me?!
  • Duke: These bugs MUST be reverted.
  • Gazelle: Now hold on! Let's not jump to extremes-
  • Duke: Oh, what, are you seriously supporting things preds eat? Why don't you just ask me to treat BREAD like people while you're at it?
  • Monarch Butterfly: OH FOR GOODNESS SAKE, WILL YOU SHUT UP?! WE'RE JUST A RARE OCCURRENCE!!! (Everyone was surprised)... I'm of the Feral Monarchs. Insects that occur every century to ensure we keep ourselves immune to the effects of the Day Dreamers.
  • SpongeBob:... Ohhhh, so like Neptune's Moon, except in the opposite direction.
  • Monarch Butterfly: I don't know what that is, but I also deem it not relevent to the situation. My name is Brenda, BTW. So, can I go now?!
  • Dr. Zander: Oh, we'll let you go soon enough. It's just, we need to know more about you and the Feral Monarchs. This balance can't stay stable in nature alone.
  • Brenda: BLASPHEMY!!!
  • Dr. Zander: I'm just saying that the bounds between sentience and unsentience are fragile. They need each other to stay stable. In a world where most animals are sentient, they need a respective diet to stay alive.
  • Brenda: Uuaagh, you giants are so frustrating. Then again, you guys treat us like pests, so why am I not surprised? (Sticks her swirling proboscis at them)
  • Iago: Yikes, this butterfly has a mouth on her, huh?
  • Brenda: "Hey, I am typically a nice person, I am just not crazy for being held hostage in a dusty museum being sensationalised as if this is a shocking revelation."
  • Icky: "Fair's fair lady, not often bugs are able to offer conversation."
  • Brenda: Well what about the dragonfly that crossed me?
  • Sparx: We're from another world, duh. Insects here are just-
  • Brenda: I KNOW WHAT INSECTS ARE HERE, I DON'T NEED TO BE REMINDED, YA SMARTLY ALIEN SCUM!!!
  • Sparx:... Wow you're more loud than Fire. And SHE'S spending time fighting baddies with a racist cobra. And you, lady, you're more racist than Fu-Xi.
  • Brenda: I'm sure you'd be racist if you were from this world. Insects are treated as the lowest animals on land.
  • Icky: At risk of invoking another Insecta fiasco, it's not like it's being done for s***s and giggles! Often times, bugs could be carrying something that can really screw people over. House flies come to mind.
  • Brenda: They're just trying to escape a sealed house because THEY WERE BORN THERE AS MAGGOTS IN THE RUGS because often their parents were attracted to houses to begin with cause of ever-lasting shorces of GARBAGE?!
  • Icky:... Brainiacs of the Lodge, is that true?
  • Kolwalski: "Well, there are, variables."
  • Brenda: "Back on point, insects and other arthropods are automaticly treated like the lowest demoninators, just because sometimes our looks disgust you. Though paradoxically in this world, we're treated like a food source justified by the excuse that they don't have a personhood, (Dr. Zander was about to speak) THE DAY DREAMERS' LACK OF PROVEN EFFECT ASIDE!! Yet the minute my people were discovered, you giants turn it into a media circus and started to become afraid of insectiod revolutions over the treatment, not saying the fears aren't understandable, but as I said, my people were trying to prevent would-be new races in the insect world from happening to maintain "balance".... Though honestly, I kinda think the bugs are on a sucky deal for my people keeping them from becoming sentient, I mean, come on, there's still fish for predators to eat! The odds of the Day Dreamer flowers having an effect is like, astronomically improbable."
  • Duke: "Well explain the Purple Salmons?"
  • Brenda: "Like the skull scarabs, their appearence happened over generations and generations of eating wild Night Howlers found near migratory salmon run streams. They became the heavy zombie doomsday risks they are now because of many generations of exposure. The Flowers have a better effect if you are actively exposed to them for countless generations."
  • Mantis: "Well how is it that there ain't sprawling insectopias or anthropod spefific districts in this world by now since, well, bugs and other antrhopods get exposed to land plants all the dang time, how is it the Feral Monarchs are the exception?"
  • Brenda: "Tch, once more, and I need you guys to pay attention here, my people are trying to prevent that from being an issue. Why do you think we got the name of "Feral Monarchs", we're basicly covered in Night Howler pollen that reverses Day Dreamer effects of sentience. (The Misfits began to cover up their noses and mouths)..... (Facepalms)..... I litterally, have to touch something for the pollen to work. (The group reversed their moves) It got that way from when we evovled from normal monarchs being able to pollinate from Night Howlers and Day Dreamers side to side. Course, Feral Monarchs take more from the monarchs dedicated to the Night Howlers."
  • Duke: ".... Well, based on the fact you mentioned we would still have fish, why keep Bugs unsentient when it is OBVIOUSLY only to pred benefits and you Feral Monarchs getting S*** from it, espeically from judging your attitude?"
  • Brenda: ".... (Calms down).... Look, I'll level with ya. I'm sorry for the bad attitude, it just comes with the terratory of being held like a prisoner and being kept from your people and family because of you giants being curious dumbasses about us. I mean, I get it, we're talking bugs, something CLEARLY not normal in these parts, I get the WHY! But do you have to make a spectacle about it? How are talking bugs anymore fantastical than talking reptiles or birds, or amphibians, never mind mammals? Oh sure, you're all used to that to the point of oh-hum, but because a BUG starts talking, SUDDENLY MY PEOPLE AND PARENTS GET DRAGGED OFF INTO A BUGHOUSE ABOUT TO BECOME A MAIN ATTRACTION TO YOUR CITY'S ANNIVERSERY WITH A POP STAR ABOUT TO SING IN IT, WHILE I GOT STUCK IN A MUSUEM FOR RESHURCH PURPOSES?! I mean, I know sentience is all about trying to understand how life works, but, is just politely asking not a thing anymore? We aren't trying to keep ourselves secret, nor do I think (Shows her wing) We're in a damn serious position to, we would've been down to a conversation! But alchourse, you giants instead had an existenceal crisis, to a talking butterfly."
  • Dr. Zander: ".... Listen, Miss Brenda, (Opens the net cage open) Myself and these others had no doing for you to be in this predicerment, it was all, just the sper of the moment. Happens to even a place like Zootopia.... Never mind this broken place of Herbavoris. I'll willing to take you back to your family in the bug house, but, we wish for your co-operation in return to explain how the Feral Monarchs happen to better understand the flowers, so in turn socities can be better prepared to avoid a sudden sentient roach revolt, per-exsample I mean."
  • Brenda: "Are you people really that fearful of bug revolutions?"
  • Goldie: "Well fair's fair, given how crabby you are about only being in a net cage at a musuem, I can only imagine how other bugs that immediately gain sentience would react to arguably worse predicaments!"
  • Gazelle: "Espeically if someone like Justin Beetle, this really troubled kid who ADORES bugs, would benefit from having armies of self-aware bugs helping him achieve his fantasy of having us "Giants" to be slaves to bugs!"
  • Duke: "And that ain't even talking about people being afraid about if what you got can happen to other bugs!"
  • Brenda: "Okay, okay, you made your points. You people want the full story on how it's possable with the Feral Monarchs as they are? Like I said, repeated exposure of both flowers. But for the details..... It's, a long story. In fact, you people better prepare to sit your butts down, cause it is LONG!"

Flashback

  • (Brenda): As I said before, we only appear once a century. But this time? It's really different. We should be back to unsentience by now. But for some reason, Day Dreamer pollen has become way more invasive.
  • (Duke): Well THAT explains the pleasant smell outside Zootopia.
  • (Brenda): Yes. But, our leader soon found the cause. We found a symbol that hadn't been seen in eons: The symbol of the Evolutionaries.
  • (Duke): Wait, THE Evolutionaries? I thought they were a myth.
  • (Brenda): Well, not exactly. The original group disbanded a long time ago. They were once just a cult with a heavy ideology, now they've been rebanded as a terrorist group. Long ago, they were the second type of animal that obtained sentience behind the Primal Chain Animals, which safeguarded the secrets and the powers of the Day Dreamers and Night Howlers. Did you know Night Howlers got their name because the first documented consumption of it was a dire wolf?
  • (Iago): Not exactly surprising.
  • (Brenda): And where were we that whole time? The same thing we've always been. Sentient once every sole century. The first time was the hardly understood period when prehistoric trilobites had the role of Evolutionaries. But Sanctacaris left over from the Cambrian saw a better way, and by the time Mesotarbus evolved, they told us about their beliefs that sentience was a fragile gift, and they broke off from the Evolutionaries as rogues by the time Sanctacaris was gone for good and became the Feral Monarchs from then on. Of course back then we had different names and we moved onto other insects like the deathly Pulmonoscorpius, the hardy Aphthoroblattina, the swift Protoparevania and Meganeura, the creepy-crawling Arthropleura and Myriacantherpestes, the vastly cooperative Sphecomyrma and Titanomyrma, the earth-fertilizing and somewhat filthy Aphodiites, the night-dwelling Archaeolepis, and the latest successful of them and the founders of the true Feral Monarchs, the ancient butterfly Prodryas. From then on, we instinctively knew our goal every generation. It starts with an instinct to pollinate both Day Dreamers and Night Howlers. Once it was complete, we awake in awareness and after a global migration to familiarize ourselves with the modern world, we move on with our job to protect the insect branch of the world, amongst other important jobs. Practically any insect around you knows internally how to do it. This is being name in name of the niche virtue.
  • (Dr. Virtue): "Niche Virtue?"
  • (Brenda): "Well, spefificly, you aliens know how not every animal in certain worlds are sentient, or the cases where animals still have sentience, are not the ones calling the shots? That's the niche virtue. If there's a race or species that has proven to be the dominant driving force of their world, then the Niche Virtue has choosen them to be a race, while other creatures are either kept unsentient, or simply are left to still be considered a wild animal if some intelligence is still notable. The Niche Virtue forbids an extra type of race, or else it's gonna lead to conflict."
  • (Icky): "Well how the heck Zootopia is as it is if there's only a one race requirement?"
  • (Brenda): "Well, that's because...... The Niche Virtue of this world, has been perimently damaged by the Evolutionaries when they prevented the beings that would've been accepted by the Niche Virtue had they not killed Austria Pith, the would've been primordial being to would've been Humans of Zootopia."
  • (Iago): "Because why not? Why not justify the only reason for humans not happening in this world is because the key essentional prime ansister was AXED!"
  • (Brenda): "Because of this irreverseable damage, the world was left to having the filled the niche itself by having all animals defelupt awareness beyond the unigte pre-requisites. It ended up being a chaotic world for a long time, until the one named Orangu Tanger was able to establish peace between Pred and Prey, who's wisdom has fixed the over-blouted sentient niche. After this, it was decided by the Feral Monarchs that any more creatures introdused into sentience would only bring chaos back. Like you said. The predators of this world need meat to eat. So, the Feral Monarchs kept the insect world unsentient, even at the price of unsentient breatheren sharing the same issues as fish and being turned into replacement lunch for Preds since their traditional food in Prey Animals have personhoods. And for a long Time, the Feral Monarchs succeed in having been obscured from your socities throughout the ages for every new spefific sets of insects and other anthropods choosen to keep unsentience maintain in our bretheren."

Present

  • Brenda: "At least till now. And it was my fault. I desided that it was a good idea to give a troubled mouse some sympathy after I found her crying, and her dad turned out to be a creditable member of a science commitie that captured me and proven my existence, which, ended up dragging my people into it as well. One misguided jesture of giving sympathy to a little mouse, and you end up getting your people captured. Funny how fickle this world is, right?"
  • Dr. Zander: Oh, Dr. Mus meant no harm. We needed to understand you guys so we can work together and ensure you can still do your job.
  • Brenda: We're doing well enough ourselves, thank you!
  • Dr. Zander: And exactly how long has this Day Dreamer pollen outbreak lasted?
  • Brenda:... Since 2016.
  • Dr. Zander: Then obviously you need help. The modern Evolutionaries are obviously smarter than ever.
  • Gazelle: We really need to look into them someday.
  • Brenda: Very well. Desperate times call for desperate measures. And you must be the Uniter Princess Gazelle.
  • Gazelle: I am.
  • Brenda: Even Dioneurom and Midnicampum would need someone like you.
  • Gazelle:... Que?
  • Goldie: That's what the Feral Monarchs call the gods that created the Day Dreamers and Night Howlers.
  • Sparx: Well that's sad for some reason.
  • Brenda: It's been especially difficult to fix the problem of Day Dreamer pollen spreading. Our magic has been mysteriously disappearing.
  • Gazelle: You have that problem too?... I'm beginning to think this is no coincidence.
  • Brenda: "Well luckly so far, we're doing well to keep unintended sentients from popping up reguardless, where as we Monarchs wounded up being the periment sentients because, well someone has to keep the Niche Virtue from being violated even more. But one of these days, without magic keeping things quick and easy, eventually a sentientised bug would go un-noticed for too long, and after many sucky exspearience, the Day Dreamers would be abused to make more to then insight a new animal war. And trust me, that would be fun for NO ONE if that happens. Sure, you giants may be big, but you're like glass cannons. Anthropods have the numbers and biological warfare advantage, whilst eventually they'll figure out immunities against your poisons you always used and start recycling your tec for their own purposes. And don't even get me started if they start taming Skull Scarabs, that would be a dangerious advantage to them."
  • Boss Wolf: "Why would the Evolutionaires risk that?"
  • Brenda: "Honestly, I think it's more like they have something equilly as bad in mind. I think an Evolutionary might be in this city, planning something big, and it likely involves the Feral Monarchs. I heard from my informant that something is causing them to go back to behave like normal butterflies. And keep in mind, because of always being around the pollen of the Night Howlers, we came to be immune to it perimently and thus we gain sentience cause of Day Dreamer pollen, so clearly this Evolutionary is doing something to turn my people back into mindless animals."
  • Fidget: "Just getting this out there, do you KNOW who this Evolutionary is?"
  • Brenda: ".... (Sighs), Admitingly, that's what I'm trying to figure out. The key thing about Evolutionaires: They don't exactly TALK about the Evolutionaires. They know the name is forever tainted with what they did to Pith and distrupting the Niche Virtue. This world is all about respecting nature, and in it, doing things like distrupting the niche virtue and messing with nature's gifts, like the flowers, is the ultamate disrespect. It's one of those, ultamate dishonor deals."
  • SpongeBob:... We need to tell Judy's team about this. This Evolutionary guy could be dangerous.
  • ???: We actually overheard everything. (Judy's team appeared)
  • Nick: The Evolutionaries are something even Bogo hesitates to talk about. They're a bunch of fanatics who think predators and prey coexisting is a disruption of the natural order. But even that statement is put into question as the prime goal is always changing.
  • Jade: "But what can be understand is that, either way, trouble is always the end result of their asperations for such goals."
  • Lord Shen: "Well we need to figure out this Evolutionary and stop them. While still on course of contending with Swineton alchourse."
  • Ed Otter: Unless of course Swineton IS the Evolutionary. (Everyone was confused) I mean think about it. This prejudice against predators is something an Evolutionary would do.
  • Lord Shen: ".... That's..... Actselly crazy enough to make sense."
  • Brenda: "Well, the best way to prove that is to find the Evolutionaires logo tattooed into an obscure part of the body, like the back of the neck, which often covered by hair or a thick necklace."
  • Shifu: We can't know for sure. We must rescue Antelopez and stop Swineton first.
  • Gazelle: Dr. Zander, do you know where she is?
  • Dr. Zander: "The Herbavoris Pound Correctional Facility, a prison hallmarked for it's netourious high amounts of security. That place is surrounded by a barbed electic fence, with collars modifived to give extra painful shocks to prisoners, though still below fatal levels, the prison issue collars have been known to burn skin painfully and shinged fur for mammels. Course, Antelopez, being a Prey, has been placed in a Prey exclusive wing for any Prey that dares question Swineton, but security isn't any less intense given the nature of what she was trying to do. An otherwise minamal security wing has extra security to watch on her."
  • Goldie: "They would even block out fans of Antelopez through rigerious and de-dignyfying security checks, even to embarrising and pride wrecking degrees. I was forced to give up asking for her authergraph when they threatened butt inspections."
  • Icky: "Don't blame ya, lady. We're still reeling from that time we visited Keuca in the AUU."
  • Lord Shen: "Well usually, with magic, strict sercuity is a minor issue, but as it stands, magic appears to be on an unexplained fritz, so, rescuing Antelopez is now a needlessly complicated proceedure."
  • Buzz: "We would need access to the place's blueprints to even stand a chance."
  • Duke: "..... I do know some freelance beaver dudes that have access to every place's blueprints through connections, and they so happen to be in Herbavoris to do a dam repair project in the Woodland District. It's so they can have a better understanding of what needs repairs. Thing is, they're abit controverseal because often smchoes buy out their blueprints to plan heists and jailbreaks perfectly, so, they're understandly cautious about doing us any favors, even for how much Herbavoris has become a corrupt rathole and not even having any love for Swineton or her BS."
  • Anna: "Which is understandable, because they were unwitting helpers to some major acts of crime. I suspect they are under heavy scrutanity because of their access to how a building works and the sketmatics of their foundation."
  • Duke: Then I guess it's up to us to get the blueprints from them, one way or another.
  • Po: Ugh, why'd magic have to stop working on us at this moment?
  • Tigress: We solve problems with magic all the time. AND we do things without it all the time too.
  • Icky: "Also, the sooner we take care of Miss Tyrant Piggy, the better to contend with the Magic issue then after."
  • Goldie: "I do know where the Woodland District is. I do live there after all. I can lead you people to the dam personally."
  • Dr. Zander: Exceeeeept, the pigs are watching us! (The camera from the beginning of the episode was seen)
  • Lord Shen tossed a blade at it, destroying it!
  • Lord Shen: "There. Now it'll just be the matter of finding the tapes and-"
  • Goldie: YOU JUST ALERTED THE AUTHORITIES TO RESPOND!!!!
  • Lord Shen: Wait, what?! Why didn't you tell us doing that would get police attention?!
  • Dr. Zander: WHAT DID YOU EXPECT?! I WAS UNDER PROBATION, AND NOW YOU JUST GOT ME IN TROUBLE!!!
  • Lord Shen: "Ya know, you could've warned us that this place has cameras!"
  • Dr. Zander: "I assumed this was common knowledge cause of it being a museum!"
  • Nick: "Probuly couldn't be helped either way, now it's time for us to make an escape!"
  • Boss Wolf: "Both of you are gonna have to come with us! (Grabs both Zander and Goldie as the freed Brenda flew after them as the group got out the back exit and made a run for it as sirens were heard as crusers were approuching the Museum.)"
  • Judy: "This was exactly the kind of thing I wanted to avoid!"
  • Friller: "Fair's fair, Jude, I think the crashed ice cream truck would've drawn attention anyway come dawn!"
  • Sandy: "We'll lose them in the sewers!"
  • Dr. Zander: "THE SEWERS?! THAT'S UN-SANATARY?!"
  • Icky: "Ya rather take your chances with jail, buddy?"
  • Dr. Zander: Ugh, whatever. (They comically went into the sewers)... Gazelle, why are you friends with these morons?!
  • Baloo: Can a guy make one mistake?
  • Dr. Zander: NOT in this city! It's like the jungle. The slightest wrong move can get you arrested. You really should've known you'd be calling the police when you dismantle their property! So, Gazelle, again I ask, WHY ARE YOU FRIENDS WITH THESE MORONS?!
  • Gazelle: "Ya know, Zander, insulting them is not gonna make me want to give you a satisfactory answer."
  • Dr. Zander: "..... Okay, fine. WHY assusiate yourself with, the least careful group of misfits in the world, perhaps the cosmos?"
  • Gazelle: ".... (Rolls her eyes disgruntled) Close enough. If you must know, and I assume you didn't paid attention to the news of when they arrived, but, I came to be with them because of (Pulls out the Uniter Blade) This! They wanted to make sure I was the successful owner of the Uniter Blade to bring unity and balence in the universe, and they're basicly extra help against those that would attempt to undermine it."
  • Dr. Zander: "Well, okay, yes, I get the context that they're here because you were choosen as a Space Messiah, I did learned about that from Antelopez, I was asking on WHY befriend yourself with these people?!"
  • Gazelle: "I don't mean any disrespect Zander, but to be fair, you didn't warned them that the museum cameras shared the same system as all of Herbavoris' cameras!"
  • Goldie: ".... Well, it's not a bad arguement, Dr. Zander."
  • Dr. Zander: ".... Okay, fine, perhaps I should've granted a proper warning, but I figured that they would've figured that on their own and-..... I just figured they would be compident heroes?!"
  • Icky: "Aw no, is this gonna be one of those situations where we have a guy that is bitching and moaning about us not being perfect and we have to do our talks about "We're the Heroes ya need, not what you wanted" shmeal again?"
  • Dr. Zander: "Oh, I'm sorry, is my pickiness about how I want Antelopez to be saved OFFENSIVE to you?! Or is it annoying at the least?! Well excuse me for being concerned that both my lover AND my career are on the line?! I can be pardoned if I expected something like a covert operation team and-"
  • Shen pounced on Dr. Zander!
  • Lord Shen: "Good doctor, now is NOT the time to be a choosey begger! You should at least be happy we are willing to help resolve your tyrant problems and put the concern of magic's weakness issues on brief hold!"
  • Dr. Zander: "..... Look, I'm sorry, I'm just stressed, I tend to say things I don't mean when I'm at those levels, please don't hurt me. I was only being worried that I brought my dear Antelopez less then ideal help, the risk factor to my career not withstanding! I was just hoping this would've gone more covert and smoothly, and NOT bring attention onto me."
  • Lord Shen: "Oh be honest, even if it wasn't for the cameras, Swineton would've figured our presence would be your doing anyway. She did incarsirated YOUR girlfriend after all."
  • Dr. Zander: "..... Okay, admitingly, perhaps I was too quick to protest to a less then ideal fiasco."
  • Lord Shen: Good. I don't want anymore of that nonsense on this trip again!
  • Dr. Zander: No promis- (Shen slaps him) D'OW! Okay fine, maybe a SMALL promise!
  • Soothsayer: Shen, what did I tell you about unnecessarily assaulting unreasonable people? That doesn't make their opinion on us better.
  • Lord Shen: Well too bad. It worked anyway. Now quit criticizing my methods like you can actually change me as if what happened with Slimeball didn't teach you anything.
  • Gazelle: Aye carumba. Ignore them. They're just being loco. Vamonos. (They went through the sewers)
  • Dr. Zander: "(Sighs), Well, Zander, you made your bed, you may as well sleep in it."

Radiant Garden

  • The Freaks of Nature Camp was seen, as Jack Freakson was seen throwing a fit by having a sword slice up a bush!
  • Siliara: "Bro, calm down, you're wasting your strenrgh on a plant that clearly can't fight back."
  • Jack Freakson: "Siliara, I would appresiate it if you keep your yap shut?! I am trying to bring our humanity back by trying to get that Darkspawn his little pet back, but it just keeps evading us?! I mean, you want to be human again, right?"
  • Siliara: "..... Well, yes, but.... What they said has me thinking, I mean.... What if they're right?"
  • Jack Freakson: "Sister, if we can't get the Architect's attention and get him to change us back to normal, WE'LL BE STUCK LIKE THIS FOREVER?! Is that what you want?!"
  • Siliara: "Well, no-"
  • Jack Freakson: "SO PLEASE DO EVERYONE A FAVOR, A FOCUS?! We need a plan to finally capture the Link and that Kairi brat?!"
  • Siliara: But, what if Architect doesn't keep his word? What then?
  • Jack: Then we improvise. We do what we must to be human again! If it means we risk our heads getting crammed 10 miles up our asses, so be it.
  • Freak: Is THAT really a risk worth taking?
  • Jack: Well nothing else worked. It's been clearly established to us that only Architect can turn us to normal, and I refuse to stand being turned down by even him! We've been freaks for too long! Well no more. One way or another, we're going to be human once more! So if I ever get a chance to nab the Lost Link and Kairi, I would jump it no questions asked?!"
  • Freak: Are you sure?
  • Jack: Does THIS look unsure to you? (He showed a gruesome face close up with a girl scream).... WHO THE F*** SCREAMED?!
  • Siliara: I still say there's too much risk for us to take.
  • Jack: (Sighs) Look, Sili... It's not just this... I want the sister I grew up with back. I want us to be normal again. I'm pretty sure this is not something too much to ask.
  • Siliara:... I know. I just don't want there to be too much sacrificed.
  • Jack: Times are tough. I'm sorry. But we must do whatever we can to be human again. Now let's go. (They moved on as Siliara sobbed to herself and they were secretly watched by the Lost Link who was now 50% it's normal state and had beautiful human girl limbs and a nearly-restored human head with elegant hair still tangled as the endrel as well as a human girl navel as she was in a heartless-themed dress. She retreated before anyone could see her)
  • Two Freaks had stayed behind to guard a contained Wizard Heartless. This is assumingly the Archiver.
  • Wakka: (Saw that the Archiver was heavily guarded while they were hidden.) Damn! They're not stupid enough to just leave the guy in their camp.
  • Cloud: Well I doubt they'd be taken seriously if they were idiots.
  • Fu-Xi: "We can take those two."
  • Jade Tusk: I don't know. We're not entirely sure what these guys can do.
  • Huifang: Yeah. They could be psychic!! Or omnipotent! They could even be disguising as one of us! Are YOU A FREAK?!
  • Fire: (Grabbed her finger and bends it painfully) No, but if you don't get out of my face about it, you will be!
  • Huifang: (Weakly) Kay!
  • Reddy: "Uh, they're just hybrids between basic heartless and normal people, they're not REDICULIOUSLY powerful. They're more like, enhanced mutanted people."
  • Huifang: Sure. NOW you tell me.
  • Cloud: "Still, we do need to be cautious. They could still hold serious surprises."
  • Sora: We can always set a trap with Kai-Kai.
  • Donald:... (Scoffs) Kai-Kai?!
  • Kairi: (Blushes embarrassed) Seriously, though, the Lodgers have managed to use me as bait for the Villain League before. I am a tough girl. And I might just have the right kind of trap.
  • Sora: We're all ears.
  • Huifang: "Espeically me and Tusk, we have HUGE ears! (Jade Tusk smacked her) OW?!"

Later...

  • Kairi: HELP ME!! (She was tied above a giant trap hole)
  • Goofy: Gawrsh. Is Kairi really live bait nowadays?
  • Sora: Kairi came up with the strategy of faking a damsel in distress. Princess Peach, eat your heart out. (The group took cover)
  • The two Freak Bandits came to Kairi's location and saw her.....
  • Freak Bandit 1: ".... (Surfer Dude Accent) Dude, ya seeing what I'm seeing? It's the babe that's our key to be human again!"
  • Freak Bandit 2: "(Brooklin Accent) Now hold it, Wipeout Fred..... The lady, we're freaking looking for to get our humanity back, is somehow dangling in the middle of nowhere when she should be with those others..... Isn't that remotely suspicious over-here?"
  • Freak bandit 1 (Wipeout Fred):: ".... Well, actselly, t'yeah bro. That is weird."
  • ???: "Credit where it's due, gentlemen, you're not COMPLETE idiots. (Fu-Xi Charged and smack the two into the hole) Empetisis on the "Not Complete", BECAUSE YOU STILL ALLOWED YOURSELVES TO BE IN A PERFECT AMBUSH SPOT?!"
  • King Mickey: "Well, at least it succeeding in getting their attention."
  • Jade Tusk: "Good call on smacking them into the trap, Master Fu-Xi."
  • (Wipeout Fred): "Mack Attack, I think, it was a trap."
  • (Mack Attack): "Ahhhhh, shut up."
  • (Wipeout Fred): (Screams loudly attracting the other Freaks and Fu-Xi just struck him in the throat)
  • Mo Tong: Fu-Xi! You could've injured his throat-
  • Fu-Xi: SHUT UP AND GET READY FOR AN AMBUSH!! (They hid after knocking out Mack and Fred as Kairi got a smart grin)
  • Kairi: (The others approach her as the hole was hidden)... Can you believe I fell into my own trap?
  • Siliara: Well, you sure tried.
  • Jack: Sis, for the love of God, don't encourage her.
  • Siliara: Just get her down from there. (They approached her)
  • Jack: Hold it!... It could be a tra- (The other heroes push them into the hole as Kairi brought down the tree she was hanging on and it covers the hole and traps them)
  • Cid: Hook line and sinker.
  • Jade Tusk: Now if you'll excuse us, we'll be taking the Archiver and be on our way.
  • The Archiver was still left tied up.
  • Archiver: "Ugh, the nerve of those bandits leaving me tied here."
  • Kairi: Well not anymore, sir. (The heroes arrived and untied him)
  • Archiver: "Finally a pleasure to meet you, Miss Kairi. I apologiese it wasn't on better circumstances."
  • Sora: (Hands behind head) Well you'll actually be glad to have met her on her honeymoon. But it's going on as well as the life of any cartoon hero. Me and Kairi are getting married.
  • Archiver: "Nice to know, but I have to insist that there are dire matters at hand. I, assume you're here for the Mana Reserve Foundtain given that I was sensing that Magic has entered an impromptu dryspell?"
  • Sora: Yeah. So, you know where it is?
  • Archiver: "In the most dangerious place in Radient Garden. Abysmal Caverns. A cursed area with cravases said to that if one falls in it, they would be lost into the cosmic void."
  • Huifang: "Yikes, who ever placed that foundtain there wasn't messing around!"
  • Donald: No kidding.
  • Archiver: "An extreme location, I know, but when talking about the Mana Reserves Foundtain, anything less is too risky."
  • Selphie: Regardless, we gotta get there before Sephiroth.
  • Archiver: "Well, we best get going then."
  • The group marched forward while Sephiroth was still watching them.

Chapter 7: Swineton's Secret Weapon/Fall of the Pred Underground/The Beginning of The End

Swineton's office.

  • Swineton: "(Puts on lipstick before a mirror)..... Nope, still a pig. (Sat on her chair before Wolfen)....... Wolfen, I'll need to be honest, with Trudy still about, and now three rookies have vanished beyond camera sight and have yet to turn up, and those misfits damaging one of the cameras, I'm starting to think we may need to sprouse up the A-Game here."
  • Wolfen: "Ugh, I would've posted something about those misfits if I could've found them. Give them this, for an army of misfits, they're surprisingly hard to track down."
  • Swineton: "Well that's pretty much the issue, isn't it!? Ya think an army of clowns would be easy to spot, but here we are, still knowing SQUAT about them! But then, there's Trudy..... If she and her new fox friend got to join forces, the entire plan's capoot! Hence why, you're gonna need to go ahead with the big plan for Wild Times."
  • Wolfen: "But, wouldn't you want to keep the camera control area safe in light of the missing rookies? This is a heavy risk factor. Cause what if-"
  • Swineton: "Upupup! If we waste time worrying about min-ute details, nothing gets done. I consider Trudy the more, intermediate issue then some nobody rookies. Besides, remember the deal?"
Chicago- When You're Good to Mama (English Español)

Chicago- When You're Good to Mama (English Español)

  • Wolfen: "Okay okay, yeesh, I'll, I'll contend with Milde."
  • Swineton: "That's all I ask, Wolfen."

Central Area of Security Camera System

  • Monkey Eyes was seen intently monitoring nearly infinate amount of screens, holding symbols.
  • (Swineton): Monty? Come in, Monty.
  • Monkey Eyes: "(Makes monkey sounds while still staring at the screens)."
  • (Swineton): "Oh, right, he's mute in terms of speaking and makes monkey sounds. Ahem. I want you to keep your eyes peeled on what happened to the missing recruits. We're currently unsure if they're even still loyal to us at the moment, so, give me a hollar if you spoted them, okay?"
  • Monkey Eyes makes monkey noises again.
  • (Swineton): ".....I'll, take that as a yes." (Hangs up as Alberta, Katy, and Winston came in and did this)
Toy Story 3 Monkey Scene

Toy Story 3 Monkey Scene

  • After the scene, they finally had Monkey Eyes tied up and gagged.
  • Winston: ".... That, was NO more fun then a Barrol of Monkeys!"
  • Katy: "..... Seriously?"
  • Alberta: "Kinda a low-bearing fruit, don't ya know?"
  • Winston: And they said this guy was extremely paranoid. You'd think he'd have some kind of backup plan. (They left with him)....
  • Alberta:... I feel like that was too easy, eh?
  • Monkey-Eyes: ("Ughh, this is litterally the worse time for my in-building cameras to be out of order, they could've been a REAL big help against these three.")
  • Winston: Good thing we cut the inside camera feed.
  • Monkey-Eyes: ("DAMMIT ALL TO HELL!!! Also, probuly should've guessed.")
  • The group found the Main Camera system.
  • Alberta: "(Found the off button and presses it, de-activating the camera security feed)."
  • Winston pulled out a nightstick and began to smack the controls, ensuring that there is no turning it back on.
  • Monkey Eyes thinks: "Ughhh, that is gonna be EXPENDSIVE to repair!?"
  • Katy: "Now let's go and get Rick's friends out of the precent and back to Wild Times."
  • The trio left.

Wild Times, After the group came back.

  • Rick: "Wow, I gotta admit, those three handled themselves better then I figured."
  • Trudy: They learned from the best... Also..... To be honest, your business DOES seem rather peaceful, Rick.
  • Rick: Hey now, just because it was funded by mafia cash, doesn't mean it's all dodge city. You see how predators can be if we and prey get along? It's as simple as... Well... Taking your first step. But then again, considering you're a rabbit, that ain't too hard.
  • Trudy: (Laughs) That's funny!... I have to admit... I was wrong about you. You're not as bad as your personal files said you were. You may be a con-artist, but you've made SO many predators happy.
  • Rick: Sometimes, it's important to read more into the person than a simple report. You may be surprised of the kind of person he can really be. Look... About how I treated you a while back... I'm sorry. I had, assumed that you were either another hateful jerk or another sheep. I tend to, automatically get rough with prey in this city. You have seen why though. But believe me... It wouldn't really hurt me to do that to more than just one or two herbs, Trudy. I realized that, it's not just the prey that needs to change. Preds could stand to do more than prove that we can do well without collars. Like I said, we both have our bad eggs in the bunch, Trudy. It's both our own faults for not holding any of them back.
  • ???: (Rough Willam DaFoe voice) Exactly the point that too many preds and herbs end up missing. (A large sun bear came in)
  • Trudy:... This must be Dedrick, the new leader?
  • Rick: Yep. This is Dedrick Deion Honeydew. Dedrick, this is the herbivore that Leonty might've told you about before he left.
  • Dedrick: Oh, he did, actually. She seems nice enough to help us just by looking at her. Leonty wanted me to guide you well in getting us out of this crisis. And considering my... Unfortunate habit of strangling pigs and sheep... It shouldn't be too hard. As pitiful as I feel about it, they told me it was a noble greater-good sacrifice. ESPECIALLY when they killed my granny with E-Rounds.
  • Trudy: Aw, that's terrible!
  • Dedrick: Indeed. No respect for bears. So, yeah, now that Leonty's going back to Zootopia with Mr. Big....
  • Trudy: What, THAT'S who he works for? The big-time crime boss of Tundratown, Zootopia?
  • Dedrick: Not anymore. He's changed since his family life was too much for him to be a crime boss. And trust me, that's a good thing, because a mobster profession is it's own occupational hazard. He's doing good on retiring. Especially since he's proud that his granddaughter, Judy, is the goddaughter of hero cop, Judy Hopps.
  • ???: OH, uh, speaking of THAT, sir... (The masked palm civet and same guard of the door of the Loan flashback)... There's rumors that she, her partner and various deputies are in town undercover and are seeking to liberate Antelopez from her indentured servitude sentence.
  • Dedrick:... Interesting! That could really help us out. Send Wolfen! I'm sure he can handle it.
  • Civet: Actually, he's not around, sir. He's not even in the bar OR his living residence. He even left his Tame Collar in his house. Couldn't find him anywhere.
  • Dedrick:... THE HONEYSICKLES, CIVERRA?!?
  • Civet (Civerra): Sorry, sir.
  • Dedrick:... Are there... Any OTHERS available? Like, say, Reuben Blackback?
  • Civerra: Out to lunch.
  • Dedrick: Wolverich?
  • Civerra: Still lost since his last mission.
  • Dedrick: Allgeier?
  • Civerra: Still in jail.
  • Dedrick: Sergei the Serval?
  • Civerra: Still on his fishing trip outside city limits.
  • Dedrick: Solomon Saddlebill?
  • Civerra: On vacation.
  • Dedrick: The Liziford Brothers?
  • Civerra: ALSO on vacation.
  • Rick:... Ottey, perhaps?
  • Civerra/Dedrick: WHOOOOOOOOOOOOA, TOO SOON!
  • Rick: Yeah, you're right. He would sooner be put out of his misery by those crazy heroes than be of real help.
  • Trudy: Well, that was kinda dark, Rick.
  • Rick: To be fair, the guy tried to kill us and is likely still after us. At least I tried to send him to a direction where they can help. Trust me, I heard how they did wonders to an evil empress, a peacock warlord, and an angry cat witch. If they can handle that, they can handle Ottey.
  • Dedrick: SERIOUSLY, IS THERE ANYONE ELSE WHO HAS THE GUTS TO GO FIND HOPPS AND HER GROUP?!?
  • Trudy:... You know... I should do it!
  • Dedrick:... Are you sure?
  • Trudy: Sure. She should be MY responsibility. She's the one who got me THIS far through inspiration, and I wanna see if she wants to help us out.
  • Civerra: But, thing is, the ZPD have no jurisdiction here.
  • Trudy: Well, I'm the first herbivore offering to get you out of this scurry. So there's no harm in offering others from across the border, right?
  • Dedrick: They're CLEARLY here for OTHER reasons.
  • Trudy: I'll think of something. Trust me, I'll be quick as a bunny! YOU CAN COUNT ON ME! SOON ENOUGH, YOU'LL NEVER HAVE TO HIDE IN THE SHADOWS AGAIN! (She runs off)
  • Rick:... (Scoffs) It's funny because she's literally a bunny. Well, I gotta go check on progress on the park. Good luck with your new leadership, sir! (Runs off)
  • Dedrick:... He sure sounds happy.
  • ???: SIR! (Tyrene came in) I've been looking EVERYWHERE for you!
  • Dedrick: Sorry, but I had a lot of stuff to do, so I couldn't make it to Leonty's old office. What do you want, Tyrene?
  • Tyrene: It's about Wolfen!
  • Dedrick:... What about him?

Milde's Office

  • Rick: (He looks outside to see the massive profit and the enjoyment the predators outside are having as he smiles, unaware that Wolfen is sitting behind him in his black trenchcoat. As he lets go of the window blinds, Wolfen shoots him with the dart) OW!... (He sees Wolfen)... Wolfen, what are you... (Takes out his dart)... What did you fire at me?
  • Wolfen: My apologies, Mr. Milde... But I'm doing this for my family.
  • Rick: What are you... What... (His eyes turn red as he sees Wolfen in red-tinted vision)... What did you... DO TO ME?!? (He staggers back as he throws himself on his desk with the dart in hand as Wolfen came and he looked up at him as he grabs the dart)
  • Wolfen: I shall get rid of all evidence of this little incident, and you and I will be long gone before your friends ever catch me.
  • Milde:... (As he slowly regressed)... Wolfen... Why?
  • Wolfen: I did what I had to do. Goodbye, Milde! (After planting a small flashing device on the ground, he shuts the door as Milde tried to get to him)... (As the suspenseful music of the deleted scene this is based on built up and Milde got more savage-like and aggressive, the whole thing cut to black)

Swineton's Office

  • Swineton was seen calmly drinking some tea, as a call came to her.
  • Swineton answered it.
  • Wolfen's voice: "...... It's done."
  • Swineton: "..... (Chuckled quietly), I guess, it's time to let the dominos, fall into place."

Later...

  • Trudy: (Heads to the entrance of Wild Times and heads for Milde's office)... Well, Rick, I'm back! Turns out, those guys are HARD to find, and it's almost my curfew, so I need to head home and- (Craziness and unintelligible swearing was heard)... Rick?... (He opens the door and notices Rick in his desk angry and with hate in his eyes)... Rick? Are you okay? (Rick quickly turned to see Judy, snarling viciously) (Gasps) Rick, what happened to you?!? (Rick started to shout nonsense and primitive lingo as he ran after her, Trudy gasping as she slammed the door and placed a chair to block out Rick as he was heard slamming on the door, screaming gibberish and scratching the door)... Oh Rick!... Something's clearly wrong with you. You never acted like this prior to when Ottey took your collar!! (Rick snarled as he busted a paw through the door) DYAHH!!
  • Rick: (His face peeked out the shattered window snarling)... Here's RICKY!!
  • Trudy: RICK, HOLD ON! TIME OUT! (Though knowing Rick isn't himself, is being consumed by primal fear and knows she has no power to mend what's wrong. She ran off as Rick destroyed more of the door) I gotta get him out of the park! He's BOUND to hurt more than me! (Rick snarled as he bursted to the door, landed onto the floor and summersaulted, got on all fours and charged)

Park

  • Trudy: (She jumped out of the building as Rick pounced after her in slow motion, almost catching her until she used her nightstick to bash him as he fell in the same fashion as Feral Alex when he was hit by the coconut)... Whew! (She ran off as Rick recovered and chased her again as the predators were taking notice)
  • Shrew: (Dubbed as Mort) He's going savage!
  • Civet: (Dubbed as King Julian) RUN FOR YOUR LIVES! (They panicked as Rick and Trudy were continuing their chase, then Linnaeus noticed the chase after it ended up causing him to make a mess of his goodies out of surprise)
  • Linnaeus: HOLY FINCHES OF DARWIN!!! RICK'S GOT FERAL SYNDROME!!!
  • Clawson: (He was seen having a spaghetti dinner with Katy as they stared intently into each other's eyes, then Trudy ran right by screaming, causing the two to notice, and gasped to see Rick not being himself)... What the?
  • Katy:... I think something's wrong with your friend.
  • Clawson: OH, YEAH!! (The two got up and began running after the two)
  • Honey: (As he and Winston were enjoying a game in an arcade) You know, I thought Wolfen was the one for me, Winston. But to be fair, he was too untrustworthy, and had too vicious an attitude and temper.
  • Winston: Heh, the pleasure's all yours. (They suddenly got surprised when Judy broke through the glass view-windows being chased by an all-fours Rick, then bumped into an arcade game as it said 'Jackpot' and she got showered by tickets, and Rick jumped in)
  • Trudy: YIPES!!! (She skipped out the door as Rick chased after her)
  • Winston:... He's, not suppose to be like that, right?
  • Honey: THAT MUCH I KNOW!! COME ON!! (The duo joined a pursuing Clawson and Katy to help)
  • Finbarr: (He cheered as he was riding on Alberta) Alberta, you are mah GIRL!!
  • Alberta: Aww, how sweet of you- (Sees the ensuing chase)... OH MY, GOLLY!! I THINK THERE'S SOMETHING WRONG WITH YOUR FRIEND, DON'T YA KNOW!!
  • Finbarr: Rick? (Sees the chase) RICK!!! Alberta, dive, dive, DIVE!!! (She did that as they ascended down)
  • Trudy: (The Pred patrons panicked when they saw Rick chasing Trudy and constantly tried to pounce on her as they comically went through the many slapstick possibilities offered by the park scenery, then Trudy was able to trap Rick in a hamster-like tube-slide, sealing off the exits as he snarled) RICK, PLEASE!!! WHATEVER HAPPENED, YOU HAVE TO SNAP OUT OF IT!!!
  • Rick: Oh, I'd be GLAD to SNAP YOU IN HALF!!!
  • Trudy: NOOO, I SAID 'SNAP OU- (He broke out as she dodged another slash as she continued running around the park) AAAAAAAAAAAAAA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HAAA!!! (They continued going through the park until eventually, the chase ended with Trudy being cornered to a giant board in the shape of Figaro from Pinocchio. Rick snarled in her face speaking more gibberish)... Ohh, Rick! (As Rick pounced, Alberta swooped in as Finbarr grabbed Trudy and flew away from Rick who snarled)
  • Finbarr: You okay, Meter-Bun?
  • Trudy: Something's wrong with Rick! He... He... I THINK HE WENT SAVAGE!! But it's not like how it goes with the Night Howler Strain!
  • Finbarr: Aww, man! That could mean that he has Feral Syndrome. But I thought Doctor Reddick classified him as a Level 4 Feral Syndrome patient. He's the founder of this place, so he didn't wear the damn collar long enough for him to even be HALF like that!
  • Trudy:... I'm sorry, Fin, but I can't let Rick hurt someone! I have to call HQ!
  • Finbarr: Hold up now, you do that, and every pred in here will be in trouble with the cops!
  • Trudy: I CAN'T RISK ANYONE BEING KILLED BY A FOX WHO CAN'T CONTROL HIMSELF!... I'm sorry, Finbarr! I'LL MAKE IT UP TO YOU LATER! (She jumped off of Finbarr who tried to stop her but failed. She landed on a handstand and fliped upright, and noticed that Rick wasn't far behind, and Trudy quickly ran as she pulled out a radio)
  • Trudy: Come on, Jenny, come ON! Respond!

HPD HQ

  • Jenny: (She was using the Dance with Gazelle app as her face was plastered onto a back-up dancer of Gazelle) Ohhh, Gazzy!
  • Gazelle App: Wow, you are one hot dancer, (Robotisized) Jennifer Stretch!
  • Jenny: Ohhh, thank you Gazelle, I just wish you had female back-up tigers so it wouldn't be awkward to see me on a guy... Not that I'm complaining or anything. (Notices the responder is on, and Jenny dejectedly sighs)... Duty calls once again! (Answers it) Hello, what is it this ti-
  • (Trudy): STREEEEETCH!! (Jenny gasped and started to take it seriously)
  • Jenny: Trudy?!?

Wild Times

  • Trudy: YOU NEED TO SEND ENFORCERS TO THE DOCK!! AN INNOCENT PREDATOR WENT CRAZY!! HE'S OUT OF CONTROL AND HE NEEDS TO BE STOPPED!! LOOK FOR THE CLINIC WITH A SECRET ENTRANCE-... Then again, the slide is filthy, so TRY THE WAREHOUSE SECRET ENTRANCE WHERE THERE'S A HIDDEN SIGN THAT SAYS 'WILD TIMES'!!
  • (Jenny): Don't worry your adorable little bunny buns, Trudy! Hornberger's ahead of you when an anonymous source gave him and the Razorback Squad incentive and junk to like, go down there to investigate that Rick's guy's super-illegal theme park! They're bringing a LOT of sheep cops to help against any resisters, I'll be super sure to warn them of the crazy pred!
  • Trudy: Wait, WHAT?!? ANONYMOUS SOURCE?!? WHAT ANONYMOUS SOURCE?!?
  • (Jenny): Trudy, if I knew that, it wouldn't be anonymous. All I know is that it's possible that not all preds are buddy-buddying with each other. One of them MIGHT'VE super-snitched on them.
  • Trudy: YOU MEAN A TRAITOR IN THEIR RANKS?!? Wait, Jenny, on second thought, I take the request back! Tell Hornberger and the men to pull back!!
  • (Jenny): I'm sorry, Trudy, he and his pals already left by order of that meanie piggy Swineton! I, like, kinda can't help with that!
  • Trudy: AT LEAST TRY TO SLOW HIM DOWN OR SOMETHING, BECAUSE EVERYTHING WE THOUGHT ABOUT PREDATORS COULD BE WRONG!! YOU NEED TO GET VICE-CHIEF UGUNDA INVOLVED, AND FA- (Rick pounced and snarled as he finally nabbed Trudy) AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!! (The radio was seen flying)
  • (Jenny): TRUDY?!? TRUUUUDDDDDDDY?!? (Rick had Trudy pinned down as he snarled, and aimed for the fatal kill until Dedrick grabbed Rick and tossed him off, Rick crashing into a barrel of fish)
  • Dedrick:... Rick, as your new leader, I order you to snap out of it and come back to reality! I'll have the doctor ready the treatment bay to snap you out of that feral state. Or do I have to be forced to get aggressive with you, fox?!? (Rick snarled at him as Trudy went to Finbarr)
  • Finbar: TRUDY, DON'T CALL THEM!!
  • Trudy: Actually, this MAY be worse than I thought! Whoever did this must've been a traitorous predator who planted a tracking device in his office!
  • Clawson: WHAT?!? WHO WOULD DO THAT?!?
  • Dedrick: I'LL TELL YOU WHO! Wolfen! He's been working for Swineton in exchange for leaving this place with HER permission with his family. He sold us out!
  • Trudy:... No!... YOU NEED TO EVACUATE AS MANY PREDATORS AS YOU CAN!!!
  • Winston: (As sirens were heard)... I think... We may be, a bit too late for that.
  • Dedrick:... YOU SIX, GO SAVE YOURSELVES! I'LL STAY AND KEEP RICK FROM MAKING IT WORSE!! (Rick and Trudy's friends ran off) As for you, Miss Trudy... Try to take care of yourself.
  • Rick: (He recovered but was no longer crazy) Ohhh, ow! Ow! I got a bad headache and newfound back pain! Ohhh! It feels like a bear just threw me into a fish barrel! (He hears sirens)... OH NO, OH NO!! THE COPS ARE COMING!! I-I DON'T WHAT'S GOING ON, I- (Looks at Trudy)... Trudy, did, did you have something to do with this?
  • Trudy:... Well, technically, yes, but... You went crazy, and I had to call for help, but then Jenny said that a predator double agent has betrayed all predators to Swineton! If we can't get everyone out of here quick enough, we-
  • Rick: Hold it!... Look, I can understand that I wasn't myself, but..... You called the cops on me? And told them to come here?
  • Dedrick: Now, Rick, she meant well, she was worried you would've hurt or even KILLED someone.
  • Rick: That much I get... But that's the problem. By doing that... Trudy... You have very well sacrificed predator happiness, and possibly well-being, because of one predator going nuts. I mean, whatever Wolfen did to me, it was obviously not permanent. You COULD'VE just as easily waited for it to wore off and- (Loud knocks are heard)
  • ???: OPEN UP IN THERE, IN THE NAME OF THE LAW!!!
  • Dedrick: GO! NOW! TAKE THE OTHERS!!!
  • Trudy: What about you and Rick?
  • Dedrick: Don't worry about us!... You... You're about our only hope now!
  • Trudy:... Okay, let's go guys! (They open the door)
  • ???: And thank you for opening the door to your PROPER side, Bopps! (Swineton appeared behind the door with the Big Three)
  • Trudy:... Mayor Swineton!... I can explai-
  • Swineton: No need, dear! Obviously you have gone a bit insane with Shockholm Syndrome. I'll have Hornberger give you a brief leave to recover. Take these three predators away! (They cuffed them)
  • Trudy: NO! Swineton, you have to believe me, predators are NOT monsters!
  • Swineton: 'Monster' is such a strong word, Bopps! I prefer to view them as a lawfully-challenged race. And I recommend you TRY to keep that misguided sense of care back from your mind, Bopps. I will not be afrad of unceremoniously 'retiring' you if I feel as if you are compromised, Bopps.
  • Trudy:... (Sighs)... I'm sorry Rick... (Rick, while understanding that Trudy had no real power against Swineton, all the same is saddened)
  • Swineton:... At least you can still know your place, Bopps. Take them away! (They did so)

Outside

  • Rick: (As the HPD and T.U.S.K ravaged the place, many pigs including Ugly Bradley, were seen mass-arresting predators and Rick was seen being restrained by muscular warthogs and trying to fight them off) NO, WAIT, YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND! YOU HAVE TO LISTEN, THAT IS NOT WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU TAKE YOUR COLLAR OFF-
  • T.U.S.K Officer: You have the right to remain silent, Predator! So I suggest you shut up until you find a lawyer. Then again, a lawyer won't help you! (They throw him into a T.U.S.K van and shut the door on him as he looked in horror at what was happening to his park, seeing all his Predator Underground comrades being loaded into trucks)
  • Vice-Chief Ugunda: (She arrived, and looked at everything with dismay. Trudy avoided Ugunda's sight to avoid being spotted until Jenny grabbed Trudy and gave her a big hug)
  • Jenny: OMG, TRUDY!! I'M SO GLAD YOU'RE OKAY!!! The Crazy Predator didn't hurt you, did he?!?
  • Trudy: Jenny, put me down, I don't want Ugunda to see me and- (Ugunda was already near)... Oh, no!...
  • Jenny:... Do you, want me to protect you from the Vice-Chief, or-
  • Trudy: No, Jennifer! I... I have to face the music. (Jenny placed Trudy down as she confronted Ugunda)... Vice-Chief Ugunda, I.... I am so sorry. I made a terrible mistake....
  • Vice-Chief Ugunda:... To be frank... I am confused to whether I should punish you, or accept that you are truthfully a capable cop.
  • Trudy:... You are?
  • Vice-Chief Ugunda:... Trudy, though you ruined who knows how many predator lives, you at least succeeded in taking down the Predator Underground, and while it was in the process of a new leader.... But it's... Hard to say if, it was necessarily the right thing to do... (Sees Swineton attending to the media circus)... Considering who you had done it for.
  • Trudy:... Ugunda... You were right about me this entire time. I have no place to be a part of the Herbavoris Police Department. I tried to make a difference for my mother, but... I now realize that... I may've broke predators in this world forever.
  • Vice-Chief Ugunda: Now, please, Bopps, don't beat yourself up about that. This society was already long-broken before you were even born. Any action you did won't change too much. It'll only be the same thing. Swineton promises more restrictions, and that predators will be, more cautious to befriend prey. This won't be a permanent end to the Predator Underground. They always find ways to make better and stronger organizations. Why, this is not even their first disbanding. It had leaders before Leonty. Leonty just made it more durable. Ironically though, Wolfen was the second toughest predator that ended up being the one who is associated with the latest downfall. But perhaps, they didn't count on a bunny being able to take down a mafia-controlled underworld. I'm sure you'll get over it.
  • Trudy: I can't after everything I just witnesses in these people's lives. There's something that Herbavoris needs to learn.... It's that... A good cop or law enforcement officer needs to do what is best for the community... Not... make it worse. I've destroyed predators' tolerance to this dystopia forever. You were right to be open-minded.... There was more to predators than anyone thought... I really am just, another waste of a spot. (Rips off her badge)... I resign from the force.
  • Ugunda:... Miss Bopps!... You actually proved me wrong just now. A truthfully-dishonest person would keep the status regardless of what he/she did.... But you took the time to realize that your dream, was too marred by the harshness of reality. As much I want to say otherwise to you... You clearly feel as if you don't deserve this title. And I won't try to control your decision like Hornberger would've. (Reaches out her hand, as Bopps gave the badge to her) You're free to send the uniform to the station at your leisure, or to keep it as a reminder. Either way, I'll hold onto this badge, whenever you either decide to forgive yourself enough to retake your position, or even if Herbavoris does change from Swineton's control. I bid you good luck... Miss Trudy Bopps.
  • Jenny: T... Trudy? No! Don't like, leave and junk! I know you feel awful about what you did, and that's fine, you're different from the tainted losers made by Swineton's BS, but please! Don't leave! (Cries) You have made such great BFFS here! What will Winston think? Or Katlyn? Or even that overly-nice Canadian goose? What about me?! Please don't leave me, Trudy!
  • Ugunda: Just let her go, Jenny!... It's clear she's learned too much, and yet so little... And it's best if we let her go. (Sighs)
  • Jenny:...
  • Trudy: It's okay, Jennifer! I'll... Keep in touch. (Trudy leaves, leaving a crying Jenny and a silent-and-stoic, but all-the-same saddened Ugunda as all of this was watched by Mabel in the meter cart as she sighed)
  • Mabel:... Hang in there, young Bopps! Hang in there....

Swineton's Office

  • Swineton: YES!!! AT LAST!!! THE PREDATOR UNDERGROUND IS DEAD, AND I'M FREE OF THE MAJORITY OF PREDATOR INTERFERENCE!!! (Chuckles) And the best part? No Trudy to stop me.
  • Wolfen: Yes, yes, we get it. No need to f*** yourself here. Now then, let's get back to our deal.
  • Swineton: Let's... (The two ended up aiming a taser and gun at each other)...... (She chuckles) You sly dog.
  • Wolfen: Come on, you dumb hog. We BOTH know you were never going to keep your word. You're Mayor of Predator Hell. If you're a predator, you can't trust a cruel bitch like you.
  • Swineton: So you planned to betray me back? I'm sufficiently impressed. You remind me too much of Wolpus. He was always a good liar. I trusted him once, and I will NEVER make that mistake again.
  • Wolfen: But before we get to shooting each other, if we ever do, why do all this? What did Wolpus do to you to make you establish this dystopia?
  • Swineton:... (Chuckles) Fine. But first... (Takes out Trudy's recording pen) Is this yours? (Destroys it)
  • Wolfen:... Your OCD is obviously better than Wolpus gave it credit for. (Sighs)
  • Swineton: Let me start from there.

Flashback

  • (Swineton): As a student with OCD, I always proved beyond the stereotypes of pigs being sick slobs. I was a neat freak from the second I was born. But people like Wolpus dared make fun of it. (Wolpus was seen dumping trash on her laughing) There wasn't a single day I didn't avoid getting filthy. Wolpus was the worst. Then... He crossed the line on graduation day. He said he wanted to make amends and he fooled me too well. I actually expected hope that he was telling the truth. But then he blindfolded me... And brought me to my worst nightmare. (Her blindfold was removed as she found to her shock that she was in a sewer)
  • Wolpus: Have a nice swim, pig. (Pushed her into the wastewater as she was pushed through the pipes suffocating trying to get air while getting spun around and falling into a mega-unsanitary sewage pool, surfacing with a huge gasp of air and Wolpus' group was heard laughing)... THIS IS WHERE PIGS LIKE YOU BELONG! (They laughed)
  • Swineton: (She started crying and crawled out of the sewers with everyone in the streets laughing at her. She ran home and plopped to the front door crying)...

Present

  • Swineton: I trusted him and he almost drowns me in sewage! I swore NEVER to trust predators again! I didn't want any other herbivores humiliated like that again. THAT is why it has to be this way. You can't trust predators like yourself!
  • Wolfen: So that just makes what you did to him petty revenge.
  • Swineton: That was HIS fault. He made the choice that brought him where he is now, and he deserved what he got.
  • Wolfen: What you're doing is no better than what he did to you!
  • Swineton: Well that's what happens when you go too far on someone with OCD. He was asking for payback. This city stays the way it is because it's a warning to predators out there what happens if you push prey too far!
  • Wolfen: ".... (Suddenly gives a smug smirk and pulls out another recorder pen).... And thank you, for the confession."
  • Swineton: "(Abit surprised).... Tch, let me guess, what you gave me was of no use anymore since you reverse engineered it into a normal-looking pen?"
  • Wolfen: "Tch, like you would actselly get rid of a recording device so easily."
  • (Deadpool): You just had to pull that? (He was pulled out of the frame by a cane with a crack sound)
  • Swineton: Again, sly dog. That's a challenge even I can't pass up. But no matter. Everyone here is sheep. Go ahead and tell them. Even if they believe you, it's not going to be enough. It's like the law of the jungle and survival of the fittest.
  • Wolfen: I'll figure something out. If it's a challenge you want, it's a challenge you'll get. I know just the person to challenge you. (Pulls out a smoke bomb) Enjoy taking down the underground while you can. You're not out of the woods yet.
  • Swineton: "Have I ever been out of the woods? Time for me to finish what I started anyway. (Wolfen drops it as the smoke bomb explouded into a fog a smoke, where after it faded, Wolfen had vanished)...... (Chuckles).... It's all the more reason, to pull out my chainsaw. It'll take more the threat of the same way Bellwether was beaten to deter my plans.... Though, it does have to be.... Jumpstarted..... (On communicator) Hornberger? Initiate a mass quarantine on Herbavoris.... And just to be sure this isn't a surprise, it is you, right?"
  • (Hornberger): "Yes it is, ma'am."
  • Swineton: Good. You have your orders.
  • (Hornberger): As you wish!

Lougers' Location

  • The Lougers and guests were still seen traversing the sewers.
  • Dr. Zander: "Ugh, I know I had been made to promise to not complain, but, I promise this is a legit concern! We have been in the sewers for HOURS now! It's gotten to the point that I gotten used to the rancid SMELL?! And my brain is at a civil war on whether or not that's a GOOD thing?!"
  • Patrick: Relax. It's fine as long as you can wash it off.
  • Dr. Zander: Do you even KNOW what kind of bacteria is in this?
  • Patrick: (Eating a candy bar) You have an immune system. Use it. (He drops the candy bar) Oops. (Picks it up and continues eating it)
  • Dr. Zander: UGH!!! YOU JUST DROPPED IT!!!
  • Patrick: I refuse to let it go to waste. Besides, have you ever heard of five-second rule?
  • Goldie: That's a common myth! Bacteria covers things immediately upon contact with the ground.
  • Patrick: Whoever told you that is an extremist germophobe.
  • Kowalski: It's true. Their microscopic scale makes their reaction time extremely fast.
  • Patrick: And you sound just like them. (Continues eating the candy bar)
  • Goldie: Goodness! Why do you guys carry a pathogenic monster like him around? You're practically asking to get sick with a slob like him around.
  • Spongebob: "Oh don't worry, Patrick's many years of dumpster diving gave him an incredable ammune system. Also, I seen him eat worse."
  • Dr. Zander: "I would imagine that is largely because his body is forced to adapt rapidly to this unclean lifesytile." (Steps were heard outside and they peek outside to see that all of Herbavoris is under heavy government quarantine)
  • (Hornberger): (On intercom) Attention all citizens of Herbavoris! Mayor Swineton is declaring a state of emergency! There are reports of an invasion orchestrated by Zootopia. All citizens are to remain under heavy surveillance and in their homes and all homes and businesses are to be under lockdown until further notice! (Buildings were being quarantined and streets were under T.U.S.K watch, police snipers, copters, and squadrons of pigs in SWAT riot armor and shields went out in defense formations)
  • Judy:... This seems a little overkill.
  • Friller: "There IS a reason why this place is called "Predator Hell"."
  • Dr. Zander: "Well, at least it's a good sign that Swineton does take your potaintional to take down her reign seriously enough to start doing this."
  • Chaos: Certainly makes always winning an unpredictable experience.
  • Lord Shen: "Yes, but now we're in an even bigger pickle then before."
  • Icky: "I'm getting the feeling we're not even entirely the main attraction of the episode if we're already at the part where the villain is at heavy security mode."
  • Dr. Zander: "Please don't tell me we're still traversing by sewer."
  • Lord Shen: "Well you're in luck, you germaphobe. At this point sewer travel may be risky cause eventually a sewer team would be utilized. We're gonna have to go back sneaking into the shadows of buildings and going into teams again."
  • Judy: "Not just that.... We're gonna need some more help then we thought. (Looks at an old painted murel of Mabel in her prime)..... And I think I know exactly who."
  • Legsworth: "Mabel the Great?..... I only heard of her legendary exploits. She was one of the greatest Pre-Swineton Herbavoris' Success Stories ever..... But, it's hard to say she's alive, or haven't desided to skip this town at this point."
  • Dr. Zander: "Oh, Mabel IS still alive..... Though she has entered a point she should tecnecally be applicable for retirement now. But though she may not be of physical help, I do see that she COULD offer many valuable infomation about the weaknesses of Herbavoris' police force."
  • SpongeBob: You sure? Exactly how long ago was her glory days?
  • Goldie: About 50 years ago at best. So time has taken away any major fighting bone in her body. However, she still hasn't lost her dignity. She's still on the force as a meter maid.
  • ???: Darn straight. (Mabel herself appeared)
  • Nick:... Well you weren't wrong.
  • Mabel: I may not be the young hero cop I used to be, but I know how to save this city from Swineton. Since I can't keep up with you in combat due to the evolutionary failure that is aging, I can give you the key to defeating Swineton. Recently the Predator Underground has been destroyed and predators no longer have hope to live in this cesspool of corruption and despair. And 5 minutes ago... I got useful information from a wolf. (Wolfen appeared and played the recording of Swineton's backstory)
  • Wolfen: I was used by Swineton to sell out the Predator Underground in exchange for me and my family's freedom. But as I prepared for, she betrayed me. So I managed to record her backstory and escape.
  • Iago: Sly dog.
  • Mabel: You need to find a rabbit named Trudy Bopps and a fox named Rick Milde. They should help you.
  • Skipper: Trudy Bopps and Rick Milde? Jesus, it's like the producers aren't even TRYING to be creative.
  • Icky: "I think it's obvious that this episode is basicly adopting on what Zootopia the movie COULD'VE been."
  • Skipper: Yeah, but still. So, where are these two copycats?
  • Mabel: Trudy is at home after she quit for basically ruining predator happiness and Rick is in jail. And, maybe he's with Antelopez. Is that not what you were initially here?
  • Friller: Yeah, but Swineton was going to be a hopeful additional victory.
  • Legsworth: Now with those literal and figurative pigs out there crawling around like an invading ant colony, getting them would be suicide. And I refuse to die on my early police career. Legsworths are better than that.
  • Nick: Weren't they fishers?
  • Legsworth: Who don't take s*** from people.
  • Jade: Agreed. A jailbreak would be problematic now.
  • Lord Shen: "Something we'll figure out soon enough. We first need to be able to bypass all this security."
  • Mabel: You're lucky to have met me, then. My primal days gave me knowledge on how to break out the innocent. And I know this city-state like the back of my hoof.
  • Mushu: I suppose we can take your word for it.
  • Icky: "So, any idea on how we're gonna be able to sneak out?"
  • Mabel: "I got idears, but they're risky."
  • Panic: They're ALWAYS risky.
  • Pain: Oh shut up and take the hit, you puss. We have a job to do.
  • Mabel: We must begin with Trudy. She needs to get her confidence back. I can only imagine how guilty she's feeling right now.

Trudy's House

  • Trudy's Mother: (As Trudy was seen face-first in her pillow and she and the other kids looked at her)... Wow!... She seems to be going through a rough time.
  • Sibling #1: Yeah, she said she quit, but she refused to tell us why.
  • Sibling #2: Yeah, it's as if she did something horrible.
  • Trudy's Mother:... Can one of you talk to her? I'm a bit too busy for the moment.... How about Lilly?
  • Lilly: (The oldest sibling from before, sighs) Well, SOMEBODY'S gotta do it! (Goes in)... Trudy? You okay?
  • Trudy: I'm fine!
  • Lilly: No you're not! Your ears are droopy.
  • Trudy: Whatever. Just... PLEASE give me some time to think to myself. I need to find a new living here, whether it be Mom's carrot juice shop, or what. Just... Leave me alone!
  • Lilly: Trudy, is there something you're not telling us?
  • Trudy: Look! I don't know if you're here to cheer me up, or what, but... Just know that... I'M FINE! (Turns)
  • Lilly:... Trudy, what is up? Tell me! I mean, come on, did you feel guilty about something? Something, dare I say... Involving predators?
  • Trudy: DON'T... Say that word!
  • Lilly:... So it DOES involve them?
  • Trudy: Yes, but you can't tell the others. That's all you need to know. Now LEAVE!
  • Lilly:... You had to betray a friend, didn't you? (She was shocked that she guessed it, and then couldn't help but burst into tears)... My goodness! Okay, stop with the crocodile tears, just tell me what's wrong!
  • Trudy: (In cry-gibberish) I-yuh-wu-I can-awuh-Rick-anda-Friends, an-uh-(Sobs)-Rick's gone, anduh-the-pigs-wenaway-and (Sobs)
  • Lilly: Okay, Trudy, whatever happened, PLEASE stop speaking gibberish, and-
  • Trudy: (Sobs) I-hee-foxa-wah-good park, (Sobs) Rick fell down, and the park fell down, and (Sobbing) And it's all muh fault!
  • Lilly: Okay, I can clearly see you need to let it all out.
  • Trudy: The-pre-he-hed'sa gone, and he-he's alone, and uh- (Sobs, though slowly starts to calm down)
  • Lilly:... So, you got it outta your system-
  • Trudy: (Fell on her pillow) RIIIIIICK-AAAAAAAAHHHH!! (Sobs)
  • Lilly: ("SWEET CHEESE AND CRACKERS, she didn't cry THIS much when I was a kid. Even I never cried like this! Wow, she must've betrayed this friend hard.")... Trudy, PLEASE, stop! Sheesh, I hope mother isn't hearing this!

Cutaway

  • Trudy's Mother: (As Trudy was heard crying, she was on her phone listening to Animal I Have Become)

Trudy's Room

  • Lilly: (Sighs) I'll just wait for her to let it all out! (Sighs as she limps out as Trudy continued crying)...

The Next Morning...

  • Trudy:... (Lilly woke her up)... Huh, wha?
  • Lilly: Feel like talking about this 'betrayal' no- (Trudy started speaking cry-gibberish again until Lilly slapped her) NO MORE OF THAT!! PLEASE!!!... (Sighs)... Just tell me what this all about!
  • Trudy:... (Sighs)... Fine! But you have to swear NOT to tell anyone in this house.
  • Lilly: Well, they're still asleep, so, you have my word I won't breath a word to anyone ever. But YOU should when the time is right.
  • Trudy:... (Sighs)... Alright! It all started on my first day... When I helped a gray fox con artist get an elephant-sized appetizer at a herbivore-exclusive restaurant...

Outside

  • A Moble Home was seen driving down the suberbs.
  • The Lougers and others were crammed into it as Mabel was driving.
  • Dr. Zander: "..... Well, at least a cramped space in a moble home isn't, AS, unpleasent as sewer travel."
  • Mabel: "By the by on that, you're all welcome to use the shower."
  • Duke: Shower?
  • Mabel: It's one of those old woman bathtubs. Can't really move around much. Just don't mind the fur.
  • Judy:... (Practically everyone shivers in disgust) No thanks! We're good.
  • Fidget: REALLY good!
  • Lord Shen: "Indeed, we'll, cope with the smell until we done so to then use proper showers."
  • Mabel: Now let's begin.
  • Nick: There's no way this is going to work. The literal pigs of this pigsty are not so easily fooled.
  • Mabel: You doubt your elders? Well, watch and learn, sonny.
  • The Caravan found itself at a small cop stop.
  • T.U.S.K. Boar: "Lizence and regsitstration- (Saw Mabel)..... Wait, false alarm, it's just Mabel."
  • T.U.S.K. Warthog: "Eh, I doubt she would ever get involved with those aliens and some of Zootopia's finest, so, let her pass."
  • The T.U.S.K. members let her passed.
  • Nick was utterly surprised.....
  • Mabel: "(Chuckles) Kinda the benefit of being this old. People forget what you are capable of in your youth because of it."
  • Po:... Makes sense.
  • Nick: ".... F.Y.I., you were mainly lucky those two were obviously idiots. If it was Hornberger, I doubt he give ya the benefit of it cause of age."
  • Mabel: You joking? I know Hornberger was from your city. I once told him Bogo was on a mission and he completely fell for it. The guy REALLY hates Bogo.
  • Nick: I've met a lot of people who aren't criminals that hate him. His actions on Judy on wasting her talents with parking duty AND nearly firing her out of a bunch of hurtful stereotypes he should know better than to use in a serious situation got him more haters than any cop would do for just doing their job.
  • Mabel: Oh please, son. Hornberger would be the head of his hater club.
  • Judy: I can imagine. Bogo told us his history with Hornberger and how he not only came here out of jealousy, but how he tricked him into treating animals like me with supremacy.
  • Mabel: Here's something you'd like to know. Hornberger will jump at any opportunity to challenge Bogo. The two are still rivals. If you can, but not right now, use that to your advantage.
  • Nick: Uh, guys? Don't tell me that's who I think it is! (They saw Ugly Bradley in the next patrol)
  • Icky: (Did this)
WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOUR FACE??

WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOUR FACE??

  • Kowalski: That would be a Babyrousa celebensis, the North Sulawesi babirusa. Also called deer-pigs. If the males' curving tusks don't get broken off, they tend to grow into their skulls. They're found in Oceania and-
  • Skipper: How often do people thank you for useless information, Kowalski? OH WHAT'S THAT, NEVER?!?
  • Mabel: That's not just ANY babirusa. That, is Ugly Bradley. He's managed to outsmart me before. He's actually the pig that got me to consider retiring. He could do all that I could and more. I couldn't match up even in my prime... Or at least what was remaining of it. He's essentially the next-gen me... And he's on the bad guys' side.... Oh, God, I'm starting to think MAYBE I've lived too long.
  • Anna: We'll think of something.
  • Mabel: Just be careful. Bradley didn't get his position for being as big a doofus as the other pigs. He got it because Swineton wanted an ACTUALLY competent pig on the force. He won't trust me and ALWAYS suspects things, so we must improvise.
  • Lord Shen: How are we going to do that?
  • Mabel:... Well there's one thing Bradley never looks forward to with me, and it's when I'm in a bad mood. I get really cranky and intimidating when that happens. So, let me handle this anyway. (They approach Bradley as he snarled at the sight of Mabel)... Don'tchyou eyeball me like a rump roast, boy! It's me, Mabel! (He growls) DON'T YOU 'HMMMMMMMMGH' ME, BOY!! You respect your elders, especially the one who saved your town's arses 50 years ago! No respect for the elderly. I just want to go somewhere that you'd REALLY not want to stick your sniffing ugly snooping nose in to keep yourself from having nightmares until you're as wrinkled as me, and you pigs are not making it easy with your extreme quarantine procedures. I say you take it easy on me THIS INSTANT!!! CAPISH?! (Bradley was actually intimidated and let her pass)
  • Sandy:... Wowee, that actually worked.
  • Djon: That guy gives me the creeps.
  • Nick: "Feeling's mutual with just about everyone."
  • Icky: "Even more so that with Magic being on the fritz, cause otherwise Merlin or Pang Bing would've turned that guy into a piglet and that'd be it."
  • Merlin: Better yet to not waste magic on something that amounts to nothing more then on the nose tomfoolery, we'd just teleport to our destination and skip him entirely.
  • Mabel: What's important is that we made it through.
  • Donkey: But if he catches us by surprise, I swear, I'm never trusting this old crone again.
  • Mabel: Call me that again and I'll shove a taser up your ass, you ass.
  • Donkey: OKAY OKAY!! Yeesh!
  • Shrek: "Fair's fair, Donkey, you tend to have that kinda effect on people."
  • Donkey: Haha, very funny.
  • Puss: So, um, where might I ask does Trudy come into this?
  • Mabel: "Ya know how Judy brought down Bellwether's reign before it even got started? Well, Swineton thinks that's gonna soon happen with her cause of Trudy. Started when she talked local rodents to stand up to Pythonsky."
  • Panic: So you're expecting her to show up planning a jailbreak as well?
  • Mabel: Don't lie, we're all expecting it.
  • Panic: "I'll take that as a yes."
  • Mabel: "Though, it might be abit of a wait. I would imagine that Trudy is doing some needed sulking at the moment."

Trudy's House

  • Trudy: Then we discovered that Wolfen left a tracking device in his office after darting Rick with a testosterone drug. He attacked me, and I tried to contact for help, then discovered that Wolfen betrayed us. Thus, Swineton came in at full force, and now... All the predators are in jail, Rick has lost all trust in me, and... I quit. Now I'm here feeling horrible for failing to protect my new forbidden friendships.
  • Lilly:... Wow!... Dark!
  • Trudy: I know. I tried my hardest. But I just decided I MAY not be cut out for police work after all.
  • Lilly: (Sighs) Look, Trudy, it's time I told you something I should've told you a long time ago.
  • Trudy:... Yeah?
  • Lilly:... Well... Right after our father died... I confronted mother one day...

Flashback

  • (Lilly): I discovered that she was making plans to move to Herbavoris. And I DID hear terrible things about it, because... I had a predator friend in my youth, (She was seen with a young Marbled polecat).... And, believe it or not, we actually had a late love bloom and we started to hit it off. We both valued our privacy, and preferred to keep our mixed species relationship from bullies who would expose it. But he... Had an older brother who discovered it, exposed it, humiliated us, and thus his prejudicial parents, who hated rabbits because of them passing a sickness to them, forbid him from ever seeing me again. As you can imagine... (Young Lilly was seen crying)... I didn't take it very well. Especially when the family moved away afterward because the parents had drawn the line with our relationship. As much as I wanted to hate predators for that incident, ESPECIALLY following my father's murder... I couldn't. I told him that I would always love him, AND show compassion for predators no matter WHAT my mother said. And then... Came the day it took a turn for the worst.
  • Lilly: HERBAVORIS?!? ARE YOU SERIOUS?!?
  • Trudy's Mother: Oh, I'm DEAD serious, Lilly! I just can't stop thinking about your father and his death in the hands of a childish fox. I can't feel any safer here. We need to move to a place where predators are the MOST controlled.
  • Lilly: But mother, we're talking about Herbavoris! The stuff I learned about that place in school are not pretty. They TORTURE predators with shock collars! And remember my relationship with Polo?
  • Trudy's Mother: You were pretty much better off without him anyway.
  • Lilly:... Mother, why would you say such things?!? Father may've been killed by a fox, but that's no reason to blame predators as a whole! That's like blaming a rock for someone's death and thus destroying the planet itself out of revenge. It's a wild and self-defeating accusation.
  • Trudy's Mother: Lilly, you mind your mother! We're going to Herbavoris, and that's final! I can't lose you or your siblings. Even Trudy is almost the appropriate age to be a cop. I want her to protect us like she did when standing up to that murderer Foulmouth!
  • Lilly: But Mom-
  • Trudy's Mother: No buts! We're still going!
  • Lilly:... (Sighs)...

Present

  • Lilly:... I couldn't persuade her out of it. I was the ONLY one in the family to treat predators with the utmost respect. Why just two nights ago, I gave a piece of my restaurant lunch to a starving stoat on the streets.
  • Trudy:... Really?... That's... Really sweet of you.
  • Lilly: Yes. I couldn't tell you before hand, because I thought you were like the others. But after what you saw on your mission... I want to ask you to believe in yourself. You need to step up, and stand up for those predators, because... That's what good old Polo would want.... (Sniffs and tears up)... I still miss him! (Softly sobs)
  • Trudy:... You know what? You're right! I can't give up! I WON'T give up! I won't let Swineton tell me what I can and can't do! Those predators need me!... But... I don't even know where to start.
  • Lilly:... (Notices something)... Uh, Trudy? Why is there a butterfly in your room?
  • Trudy: What're you talking abou- (The butterfly started to hypnotize her)... Sooo... Pretty!
  • Lilly:... Uhh... Trudy?
  • Butterfly: (In Trudy's mind) Come! We're here to help you take your first steps! Come with us, and the Feral Monarchs will tell you everything!
  • Trudy:... You would do that?
  • Butterfly: Yes. You must finish what you started. (She suddenly jumps out the window and follows the butterfly)
  • Lilly: TRUDY?!? TRUDY?!?

Bughouse

  • Swineton was putting on make-up once more as Antelopez was brought before her.
  • Swineton: "(After putting on lipstick).... Oy..... STILL, a pig. Ehh, I can make it work anyway. (To Antelopez) Oh, well, the fact that you're still present and about indicates that your little outsider rescue birage amounted to nothing."
  • Antelopez: "Don't over-analise it, Swineton. They're obviously avoiding being predictable to you and are playing the long way around. Likely, they're planning to use your little anniversery party as how they'll rescue me."
  • Swineton: "Yikes, aren't we opptimistic? Well, I think you'll find, I'll be ready for them. (Points to the window and shows the many security preperations in advance to the heroes ever showing up).... Besides, even then, well.... Let's just say, if I had to leave controling Herbavoris in ANY compasity..... (Gets to a large purple curtain)..... Why not go down, in sytile? (Grabs a rope and exposed waves apawn waves of feral monarchs).... This, is the new Feral Monarch Spieces. One touch, (Jestures a Sheep Cop to come closer), And..... (Grabs the Sheep Cop and shoves his face into one of the cages as he screamed!)"
  • This rattled the butterflies as it ends with one of them so much as touching a wing onto the sheep's nose!
  • The Sheep Cop started to twitch madly as Swineton lets go, of which the Sheep Cop starts to turn feral!
  • Swineton: "Simply put, the feral monarchs are like the Night Howlers, which their monarch ansisters evolved with and from, in which, you basicly go savage. But, with a nice little twist that if you get bitten or even so much as a light tab from an effected sort..... You got savage too."
  • Antelopez: "How could you do that to one of your own?"
  • Swineton: "(As some T.U.S.K. officers dragged the infected sheep away and take him out of sight) Oh be honest, thanks to you, I am bound to go the way of that acolyte Bellwether and eventually lose this city. So, I desided, if I have to stop ruling this city now, I may as well make it inconvinent."
  • Antelopez: "So you're going to cause a break out of savaged animals?!"
  • Swineton: "Abit heavy-handed, I know. But, what can I say? The Evolutionaires encourage going out big."
  • Antelopez: "You- Wait, the Evolutionaires? But, aren't they a myth? And you called Bellwether an "acolyte"?"
  • Swineton: "Whoopises! I just became a lady that kisses and tells! Oh well, given that soon enough I'm about to turn Herbavoris into the sight of a generic savage animal apocalyse movie, may as well leave with a final piece of enlightenment you'll soon forget when you're feralised. You see, Bellwether and Whyte, were actselly remembers of the Evolutionaires, as am I. SURPRISE?!"
  • Antelopez: "I don't, understand! Why did you share the same group as a Pred! I thought you hated them?!"
  • Swineton: "Oh don't get me wrong, I can't say I am actselly without a rather sour opinion of them, it's just..... Predators that are assholes, and people like myself, are only symptoms to a REAL problem: General discrimination!"
  • Antelopez was even more confused.....
  • Swineton: ".... Whooo boy. I felt like I have to read the cosmic manifesto to you, even when I know you'll end up forgetting it when you turn savage! You see, the modern day Evolutionaries realised that the assholes in our lives, are nothing but a minor, irritating symptom to the real problem that is discrimination! Or, to use that liberal buzzword, "Xeno-Phobia". It spreads like a cancerous virus that divides families, and even prevents new ones. Ya see, discrimination encourages people to be JERKS to each other before they EVEN get to really know them! It was why Herbavoris was such a craphole!"
  • Antelopez: "But you were the one who-"
  • Swineton: "Hear me out! Now, am I guilty of encouraging it's growth? Yes. But, I am only one of it's symptoms. Discrimination was the real enemy."
  • Antelopez: "Well WHY DID YOU STOP ME FROM REMOVING IT?!"
  • Swineton: "Well, because the Evolutionary objection, is to make it strong enough first, then to cause a historic dishastor onto it that will put all differences aside and encourage a new era. That way, the fear of a common threat, I.E., a massive outbreak of savaged animals, would bring preys and preds closer togather and end discrimination, so another innosent piglet doesn't have to become a hot mess like me?!"
  • Antelopez: "You mean you are trying to force change through hurting people?!"
  • Swineton: "Well, we would've tried it how Gazelle and you do it, but unfortunately this ancient group we re-banded has the unfortunate baggage of being assusiated with lucky blemishes like preventing humans from existing in this world and that APPEARENTLY upseted some cosmic status quo like "The Niche Value" bro-ha-ha, among other hard to stomich things, so, me and other members had to work with what we got."
  • Antelopez: "WHAT MAKES YOU THINK THIS SORT'VE METHOD WOULD WORK?!"
  • Swineton: "History! What started the dark ages? Preds and prey getting brains, but still had primitive urges to try and ditch like a bad habit! And how did that end? Orangu Tanger showed up and pacified everyone. And what's modern day's issue? Discrimination. See, the Evolutionaries think that discrimination, is just what was left of primitive urges that had driven prey and preds alike to basically want to kill each other. And the Evolutionaries, want that to be evolved out. And we find that evolution is best encouraged, when a disaster happens, apocalyptic or not. And nothing would encourage that kind of change more, then if an entire city breaks out into savagery thanks to purple monarchs (Pulls out a remote control) "Mysteriously" managing to break free of their cages, just as you finished your first song. Of course, to encourage the butterflies to do their part and not just automaticly fly out, the opening of the cages will also emit a frequintcy that'll drive them into a mindless panic and make them swarm around the crowds and infect them with their Night Howler Pollen enduseing little bodies! But on the plus-side, at least people will recognize you now: As a poor Gazelle-Wanna-Be martyr that had the misfortune of being caught in the start of an epidemic the world will be united to quell."
  • Antelopez: "YOU'RE INSANE?! YOU'LL DOOM YOURSELF AS WELL?!"
  • Swineton: "I actselly had a hidden bunker in the bughouse where I'll retreat into after the fiasco occures. I'll disappear without a trace while the world focuses more on the infected. And when things get under control enough, I'll vanish without a trace and appear just in time for the next annual meeting at the undisclosed Evolutionary Meeting."
  • Antelopez: "YOU WON'T GET AWAY WITH THIS?!"
  • Swineton: "Oh, and what do you call all this then? I think I pretty much have this in the bag."
  • Antelopez: "I will warn people of this!!"
  • Swineton: "That, (Brings out a specialised vial covered collar) Is what this badboy's for. Say hello to a little prototype the evolutionaires gave to me. This is a drugger collar. It's design to inject you with Night Howler juice if you don't behave and do normal singing as suppose to singing my whole plans like a stool pigeon. In the same function as a shock collar, it will sense when you aren't behaiving and will know if you are doing anything but singing or talking like everything's fine. It will turn you savage before you even get to the juiciest details."
  • Antelopez: "(Gets scared).... People will question why I'm wearing that!"
  • Swineton: "Oh, this one's my faverite part! Thanks to some, borrowed gear from that Peacorp place, (Presses a tiny button that turns into a beautiful jewel necklace), It can disguise itself as harmless jewelery! Isn't that something?! Don't ya just LOVE tecknowagey?"
  • Antelopez: "I am not wearing that thing! (The T.U.S.K. Members held her down)."
  • Swineton: "Tch, honey, as if you really had a choice in all this. (Starts approuching Antelopez with the disguised drugger collar)"

Elsewhere.

  • Trudy was still seen following the butterfly.
  • Trudy: Seriously, where ARE you taking me?
  • Butterfly: The home of something new. (They entered a park and went into a hidden underground tunnel guarded by bees, ants, and termites, and enter a beautiful underground hideout of insects)... Welcome to Insectopia CIII. The 103rd modern reincarnation of the Feral Monarchs.
  • Botfly: Bianca, I have to run out with Team Malaria right now so- (Sees Trudy) DUHAAAAAAAAAAAAH IT'S A GIANT!!!!
  • Butterfly (Bianca): BOLA, CALM DOWN!!! This giant wants to help us.
  • Botfly (Bola): And how can you be sure about that? She'd step on half of us before combat even starts.
  • Bianca: "Well consider the fact that if she was dangerous, I wouldn't even be alive right now having her here."
  • Bola: "..... Fair, point, but, all the same, I am not sure if our superiors would be all that crazy for a giant being here."
  • Bianca: Actually, NM ordered her arrival.
  • Bola:... (Dubbed as J Jameson, scoffs and laughs hysterically)... You're serious?
  • Bianca: Well yes. My sister Brenda is having some trouble and so many of us have been kidnapped, so we really have no choice.
  • ???: If that's the case, I say welcome! (A hunting wasp and mantis fly appeared buzzing around Trudy who tried to resist the urge to swat at them)
  • Bola: DAMMIT, HUNTER, NO SHOWBOATING!!
  • Mantis Fly: My apologies, I tried to stop him, but he just responded with, and mind my French, "F*** the police!"
  • Trudy: "I'd complain about that, if I hadn't came to be so enlightened that the system has been tainted by a mad pig in office."
  • Hunting Wasp (Hunter): See? She gets it.
  • Mantis Fly: "You still could've stand to give a better first impression then almost provoking her naterol giant urge to swat at you."
  • Hunter: Prayer, don't worry about it. She's obviously here to help.
  • Prayer: "I'm aware of it, I meant that urge reference as a reflex cause Giants evolved with it in having a fear of what we could potaintionally do to them in terms of things we can't help like sickness and parasites or if we bare venom that hurts them. Giants are typically as afraid of us as we would be of them. Kinda an unfortunate vicious cycle, really."
  • Hunter: Hey, I am faster than the most aware of flies here.
  • Prayer: I genuinely doubt that.
  • Trudy: Guys, um, if you don't mind, I'd like to see 'NM' whoever that is.
  • ???: YOU'RE LAAATE!!! (A house centipede zoomed in) WHY ARE YOU JUST STANDING THERE, GIANT?! THE NOBLE MONARCH REQUIRES YOUR PRESENCE AND YOU'RE STANDING THERE LIKE A DEAD BIRD!!!
  • Trudy: GYAAAH, A HOUSE CENTIPEDE!!! THOSE THINGS ALWAYS CREEP ME OUT!!
  • House Centipede: EXQUEEZE ME?!
  • Trudy: "Well look at yourself. You're like an army of legs!"
  • House Centipede: Clever metaphor, but at least they're quick legs. Besides, you're a giant, so your type's definition of insects aren't very nice.
  • Trudy: MY TYPE?!
  • Bianca: Guys! We have business to attend to. Legger, get Miss Bopps to the Noble Monarch.
  • Legger: Very well. She sent me to see what kept your huge ass so long.
  • Trudy: Geez, you just made my size sound weird. You bugs really surprise me. I can tell we're actually going to get along.
  • Legger: We'll see about that, Bigfoot.
  • Trudy: AAAAND you just made it awkward to walk amongst you guys.
  • Prayer: "Hasn't it always been when our kind interacts with giants?"
  • Legger: Oh do NOT make it more awkward.
  • Trudy: "(Quietly) Kinda too late for that."
  • Legger: Whatever, let's just go!
  • Hunter: "This way, bunny. And uh, litterally, watch your step."
  • Trudy: Obviously. It's going to be really creepy to get used to a secret civilization of insects, though. (She walks through a Bug's Life City-like civilization as bugs were frightened and trying to avoid her huge bunny feet, as she notices fireflies filling traffic light roles, felt awkward meeting a hobo cricket who was fiddling her legs like a violin, then came across a restaurant)
  • Cricket Waitress: HEY, WHO ORDERED THE POO-POO PLATTER?! (Flies buzzed around it)
  • Cranefly Waitress: Here's your order, sir. (The slug ate it)
  • Slug: OW, AAAHH!! (His mouth dissolves) HEY I SAID NO SALT!!!
  • Cranefly Waitress: DARN IT, WHO SPIKED ORDER 52'S FOOD?!
  • A Roach chef crudely hiding a salt shaker behind his back was seen laughing like Muttley.
  • Trudy:... It's going to take a REALLY long while to get used to this.
  • Prayer: It's okay. Giants like you need it.
  • Trudy: It's really hard to go around without damaging anything or stepping on anybody. It was easy in Rodent territory, but you guys are way smaller.
  • Hunter: "Don't worry, in giant terms, the NM's place is litterally 5 or so steps away, you'll be there in no time."
  • Trudy: Very funny.
  • Hunter: No, literally. Look.
  • Trudy: (She saw it close by and literally went there in 5 steps)... Wow. I can't tell if you've been setting up for that.
  • Hunter: Comes with being too familiar with this place.
  • Bianca: "I'll let NM know you're here, Miss Bopps. (Goes inside)."
  • Legger:... I advise you stay as far away as you can from me, giant.
  • Trudy: Oh, come ON! This is probably the only giant that'll be here, the very least you can do is get used to it.
  • Legger: Hmmph.
  • Noble Monarch: (Arrives in an elegant display with Bianca)... Greetings, Officer Bopps.
  • Trudy: "I left the force, actselly."
  • Noble Monarch: "Noted. Now, you'll need to understand that there is much to discuss about the situation. It's about a large quanity of my kind being held in the bug house."
  • Trudy: "Oh don't worry, I'm sure the bug house staff are taking good care of them."
  • Noble Monarch: "I thank you for ensuring that their well being is fine, but I have an equilly concerning fear about their predicerment. The Feral Monarchs being in the bug house and that Herbavoris' anniversery being held there is no cosmic cowinidence."
  • Trudy: "I'm, guessing Swineton is having the celebration there for a publisiy stunt?"
  • Noble Monarch: "It is, more dire and sinister then "A Publisity Stunt". Ask yourself, Miss Bopps, does it not concern you that large numbers of a type of butterfly capable of de-sentient any spieces of animal, is held at a bug house and that there so happens to going to be an anniversery celebration there?"
  • Trudy: "Hey, I know Swineton turned out to be grimey pig, but she's not insane if this conversation is going where I think it's going."
  • Noble Monarch: "Then there is much to discuss. For our scouts have return with infomation that is, contridictionary to what you think."
  • Trudy: I can assure you, she's a tyrant, but she's certainly not something else. (Squeaking was heard)... Um, what's that? (A tick appeared on Noble Monarch's head)... WHOA, A TICK!!!
  • Tick: Lady, I'm not going to suck on you... Yeah, still doesn't sound any less weird after all these- (Trudy only heard squeaking due to his size)
  • Noble Monarch: (Sighs) This is just Gutsy. Our... (Clears throat) Subtle, spy.
  • Trudy:... I would JUST like to for the record point out the f****d up implications of a sentient tick biting any place on a sentient person.
  • Tick (Gutsy): OH, GOD, WOMAN, IT'S JUST A JOB, NOT A SEXUAL PLEASURE... Most of the time.
  • Noble Monarch: "Ahem, we're getting off track."
  • Gutsy: Right. Madam, I was saying that- (She could only hear squeaking)
  • Trudy:... Um, sorry, I don't speak tiny.
  • Gutsy: ".... DARWIN, YA WOULD THINK HAVING GIANT EARS WOULD LET YOU HEAR BETTER?!"
  • Noble Monarch: "AHEM!..... Would you prefer it if I explain what he told me?"
  • Trudy: I'd like that.
  • Noble Monarch: He said that Swineton was indeed hatching a plan like that. She's actually an Evoutionary.
  • Trudy: Evolutionary? I thought they were just a myth.
  • Bianca: Used to be. But since the body of the Evolutionary barbarian terror bird Pierce was unearthed, it made a modern comeback.
  • Trudy: "..... Okay, inspire me. Exactly what are you trying to say about this?"
  • Noble Monarch: The Evolutionaries used to be people who believed sentience is unnatural in the ways of nature and aimed to find out the secrets of the Day Dreamers and Night Howlers and use them to create enough chaos to destroy sentience. But it died when it's last and yet ironically most successful species, the terror birds, died out.
  • Gutsy: "But what about the ones that live in- (Trudy wasn't able to hear that cause of tiny speak)...."
  • Noble Monarch: "(Quietly) You were lucky she couldn't hear you about that crack, Gutsy. Cause she is not ready to learn about THAT place. Besides, those weren't representive of the ones that formed THAT part of the Evolutionaires' existence. (Openly) Mind Gutsy, he made an unrelated comment."
  • Trudy: So... The Evolutionaries are back and Swineton's one of them?
  • Noble Monarch: She aims to mind-control the kidnapped Monarchs into regressing as many people into savagery as possible.
  • Trudy: "And she's gonna do this to Predators to encourage folks to never want collars off?"
  • Noble Monarch: "I wouldn't blame you for thinking that, but.... No. She intents on doing this to Herbavores as well."
  • Trudy: "WHAT?! Why?!"
  • Noble Monarch: "Let's just say that the goal of the Evolutionaires is more, complicated then what you would think. The Modern Evolutionaires actselly aim to destroy discrimination, not encourage it beyond a nessersary point. And they deem this applicable by causing a great historic dishastor....."
  • Trudy: "..... Okay, I know you were trying to say that Swineton's crazy, but what you said, makes her WORSE then even that?! SHE'S FLAT OUT MENTAL?! HOW DID SHE EVER MANAGED TO GET INTO POLITICS?!"
  • Prayer: "I'm sure even worse people had managed to get into a position of power."
  • Hunter: "Hey careful not to get political here, politics is devisive."
  • Trudy: (Sighs) Why is this world so crazy?
  • Gutsy: Get in line, lady.
  • Noble Monarch: But we have seen more insane throughout the eons. Things have changed since the prehistoric ages of the Primal Chain Animals and the Evolutionaries.
  • Trudy: I'm confused though. If the Evolutionaries wanted discimination gone, why do it in the way that encourages it at first?
  • Hunter: "Because they think doing it like how folks like Gazelle are doing it is too comtemporary and would fade away in time... Also because the Evolutionaries' inhered it reputation of trashing the niche value after what Pierce did to Pith, kinda keeps them from doing anything NOT about extreme stunts."
  • Prayer: "Also because of their mindset that does have a fair argument that great changes happen after a great tragity. Their logic is debatably sound, but still unmistakenly flawed."
  • Trudy: So, what do we do?
  • Bianca: Isn't it obvious?
  • Noble Monarch: You must retrieve Rick Milde.
  • Trudy:... I, don't know if he wants to talk to me after what I did.
  • Noble Monarch: He's crucial for the effort of liberating Herbavoris. We have been watching him since before he first had his collar removed. Sure, Gutsy had to take another long trip in the sewers, but his information was obtained.
  • Trudy:... HE was the tick they got off his neck?
  • Gutsy: "WHAT A TWIST!"
  • Noble Monarch: "I trust this surprises you?"
  • Trudy: "Well, that means the thing about him making Wild Times wasn't just, something that randomly happen cause of a parasite, erm, no offence to Gutsy by all means, and that everything was planned by you guys! Ugh, now I feel even more stupid cause I just underminded your own attempt at Swineton?!"
  • Prayer: "Look, it's fine. You only done so because Rick was turned savage and you wanted to prevent people from getting hurt. It was just misfortune that the effects turned out comtemporary."
  • Trudy: "That still doesn't make what I did right. He put his heart and soul into that place after alot of Herbavore Banks rejected him cause of Swineton's laws holding them back, and he was too mad at his adopted deer dad for help, even though he too is bound by the law as well. He was forced to ask for a criminal underground for funding.... And all it took to ruin that..... Was a dumb bunny country bumpkin that wanted to be a cop, that realised not soon enough that this city was corrupted by a broken, mad pig."
  • Hunter: "To be fair, I think the collars were like a PRETTY big red flag about how messed up Herbavoris is."
  • Trudy: "Well I was too blinded by my own, bad encounters with a pred to understand that! It took seeing what happened to Leonty's kid to realise, THOUGH NEARLY BECOMING A SICK TWISTED SCIENCE PROJECT OF DR. OTTON IN HIS STATE, CERTAINLY PUSHED ME INTO A CERTAIN DIRECTION?! I can't believe Swineton was afraid of me enough to try to throw me into Otton's way?!"
  • Prayer: "Fair's fair, Swineton has taken to what happen to the Evolutionaires' other members, Bellwether and Tyler White, very seriously to not underestimate a bunny cop. Exspeically since you're almost one for one just another Judy Hopps."
  • Trudy: "Wait, you mean THE Bellwether AND Senator Whyte were in on that group?!"
  • Noble Monarch: "Well, it's a sad truth that the Evolutionaires were not limited to just Swineton. Swineton is just one part of a larger, covert group that share simular reasons for being and shared desires to destroy discrimination in some way.... Some, worse then the last. You may think Swineton is the worse, but believe us, we heard of.... Worse, individuals."
  • Trudy: "..... Holy crap, I just got dragged into a covert fight against a global conspiracy!"
  • Gutsy: Tell me about it.
  • ???: NM!! HEY MONARCHY BABE!! (A drunk killer bee was buzzing around the place bumping into things comically) I made it! I MADE IT!! HONEYWOOD OWES ME SOME HONEY!!!
  • Noble Monarch: General Beebe Styngs, have you been at Honeywood's bar again?
  • Styngs: No, Iyiyiyi WASN'T!!
  • Bianca: We heard you say you made a bet with him.
  • Styngs: THEN DON'T ASK QUESTIONS YOU ALREADY HEARD THE ANSWER TO, BUTTERBOOBS!!!
  • Bianca: I'm a butterfly. I don't have breasts.
  • Styngs: "Yet ya managed to be hot all the same! (Hic).... Ohhh boy, I had a party back there."
  • Noble Monarch: I bet you have. In the most inappropriate time. Feral Monarchs have been kidnapped en masse and where's the head of the Feral Monarchs' Defenses? Getting brewed.
  • Styngs: Oh, at least it was three days of absolute bliss.
  • All Bugs: THREE DAYS?!?
  • Gutsy: YOU SPENT THREE DAYS AT HONEYWOODS?!? YOU JUST LET THOSE FERAL MONARCHS GET CAPTURED!!!
  • Styngs:... Um... Oops?
  • Trudy:... (Sighs) Seriously? Not a very compident general, isn't he?
  • Prayer: "Don't get us wrong, he's usually a very legendary hero of this community..... It's just that he's in abit of a rough patch with his hive and the queen bee."
  • Hunter: "A.K.A., His mom."
  • Noble Monarch: "The general lost sight of himself since."
  • Trudy:... Well you guys have clearly been self-aware too long.
  • Prayer: "Ehh, give or take. We're usually the ones that have to stay sentient to keep other bugs unsentient. Else, you'd think this world would've already suffered an ant annex or a roach domination invadtion by now if it wasn't for us. Nevermind the latest Skull Scarab outbreak or so."
  • Trudy: Exactly how long have you guys remained sentient? Bianca said you're sentient once every century.
  • Noble Monarch: 4 years.
  • Trudy:... You were all literally sentient since the Night Howler incident?
  • Noble Monarch: Indeed. Usually half of the bugs of this city not being destined to this kind of work should've already gone back to their normal ways, but Day Dreamer pollen has spread unnaturally, preventing such a prospct. Now, I worry it may be too late to put them back to unsentience. But, I hope we could at least prevent the rest of the insects of the world from being brought into this fate so not to further disrespect the Niche Value. Hence why when there is an insect that has gone sentient, and it is not of this city, the Feral Monarchs must de-sentientise it as quickly as possable so the genes of that insect that would be effected by the pollen, do not pass on.
  • Hunter: Exactly! Predators need something to eat, giantess!!! Fish are one thing, at least they rarely interact with the flowers outside of freak occurences like the Purple Salmons!!! Not to mention there's only select numbers and even fewer fans of them. Kinda why we bugs got stuck in the popular choice! If we're not eaten, we spread like wildfire!!! We multiply like guppies!!! WE MUST HAVE CONTROL OF OUR OWN POPULATION!!! AND THE PREDATORS NEED TO KEEP EATING US!!... That couldn't have sounded any weirder.
  • Trudy: "Why subugate yourselves to this?"
  • Prayer: ".... The Niche Value is, more or less a strict cosmic code. Though the evolution masters were the ones that introduse it, it is a very heavly reckitnesed cosmic code of conduct. A world that fails to obey a niche value, would be a world in an unfixable chaos.... And..... That would force, a cosmic intervention of an, unpleasent scale...."
  • Trudy: "Cosmic?"
  • Noble Monarch: "(Sighs depressively)..... Do you really think we as sentientised insects just, automaticly desided to keep our own kind, just because? Given that insects aren't exactly treated, all that great, by giants, well like Prayer mentioned, giants would've been taken down by ant armys or roach congurers ages ago. By all means, we struggle to make peace with keeping members of our own kind from being sentient.... But we ultamately have to, because..... When the Evolutionaires prevented humans from happening..... The Cosmic forces, sent in a figure of reptribution in declaring that this world has become a problem child...... Zoolanathu, the Eraser."
  • Trudy: "Cosmic Forces? Zoolanathu? Ya mean like, Hoovecraft stuff?"
  • Bianca: "We know it sounds, abit out there, but it's true. When the niche value was compromised on this world, Zoolanathu was assigned to this world, who arrived in the form of an extinction level asteriod which had resided in the Zoo Crater Trench ever since."
  • Trudy: "..... Ya sure you people didn't had what your general is having, cause, global conspiracies are one thing, but, A hoovecraftian monster? Really?"
  • Gutsy: "Well why else do ya think the prehistorics don't rule the surface anymore and- (Still can't be hear by Trudy)."
  • Prayer: "Ahem..... Then ask yourself this..... Why were the evolution masters so adament about the Niche Value in the first place? And why it is so impourent?.... Do not be quick to dismiss the presence of the cosmic forces, even if some of them sound.... Most unpleasent. Zoolanathu, was behind why the prehistoric world of Zootopia is-..... Gone, to say the least. The Niche Value was defied, and too many creatures were becoming sentient. Thus, Zoolanathu, did what Erasers do, and removed it. Thus, it allowed the Niche Value to be reset to give a sumlimentary new sentient force.... And thus, life of our world was accepted as the replacement. But it accepted mostly the mammels, reptiles, avians and amphibians. Fish and invertebrates have to fill the shows of being the unsentient life, so.... That's why we have to keep insects unsentient. It isn't just to prevent giant socity from freaking out.... It's also, and most assuringly, to prevent Zoolanathu from doing his job again. To keep him from being needed to correct a broken world once more. He's essentially the personification of mass extinction. He can summon any kind of extinction event in the blink of an eye."
  • Noble Monarch: You see, when you make all animals sentient, you disrupt the food chain and therefore the Niche Value because nobody will eat each other as nature intended. Sentient beings don't eat each other.... In normal circumstances. Eating a being with sentience tends to give off, unwelcoming vibes. Hence why cannibalisum of a member of the same race is taboo, as is with eating another creature with proven intelligence. Thus not all animals on this world are allowed to be sentient. Otherwise predators will have no meat to eat and starve, where as prey animals would eventually suffer from over-population, eat every consumable plant out of existence and, well, starve there after. And yes, we know that there would still be fish, but do remember that the bug meat industry is the most highly valued, so, the fish industry might not be adopted quick enough to prevent a starvation epidemic, espeically not quick enough to keep Zoolanathu in slumber.
  • Trudy had a shocked wide-mouth expression......
  • Trudy: "...... (Squeaky voice) It's, really not enough that Swineton is apart of a crazed conspiracy group, isn't it? Now, there's a cosmic entity that exists to basicly waste all life if it's not kept in balance?"
  • Hunter: "Yeah, a lot of us had the same reaction when NM told us that messed-up story."
  • Noble Monarch: "So I hope it's stressed enough why the Evolutionaries need to be stopped and halt whoever is respondsable for this imbalence. It may not nessersarly be Swineton's doing on that part, but Swineton could hold many secrets on who is the barer of this act. Do understand. If this isn't corrected by us, then this world will be reset for new life, by Zoolanathu."
  • Trudy: "..... (Squeaky still) Just, what exactly does he look like?"
  • Prayer: "Well he started out with the standerd celfolapod being fare when he arrived, but with the physilogy of this world, he changed radically into the form of a creature that bares the traits of pretty much ALL of the animal kingdom, becoming a largely barely rekitneseable creature. He praticly has the form of something that can't be explain by even modern science!"
  • Gutsy: "Wanna see his picture? We have a piece of hylogrific that has his before and after forms."
  • Bianca: "No Gutsy, I think she's too freaked out as it is, we're better off dropping the subject now and focus on the task at hand."
  • Gutsy: OH THANK DARWIN, I DON'T WANNA SEE IT EITHER!!
  • Trudy: "(Still squeaky) If it's allright with you guys, I'm just gonna go get right to Rick and, only bring up Swineton's plans and the Evolutionaires."
  • Noble Monarch: "Can't say I blame you for limiting your knowledge of this."
  • (Deadpool): Wow, Scroopy, you're hammering the Outer God concept in your show WAAAY too hard. (Fixed his neck) GYAH!
  • (Scroopfan): "Hey, this time it's only to reference a name I put in the Erasers list and to build into MSM's lore about how much the Evcolutionaires fucked up the world of Zootopia! I don't need you to pull an X on me and being touchy about how I run this series!"
  • (Deadpool): "Hey hey, chill bro, given that the Marvel universe has cosmic folks too, I'm not one to complain, just, maybe you're focusing a smidge too hard on it?"
  • (Scroopfan): "WELL PARDON ME IF THE OUTER GOD CONCEPT HAS GIVEN ME SO MANY IDEAS TO WORK WITH BECAUSE OF HOW INFINATE IT CAN BE?!"
  • (Deadpool): "Again, with what we have in Marvel in terms of cosmic forces, I ain't one to judge, I just felt like you can stand to give it abit of a break every once in the while, okay? At least only save the cosmic stuff for episodes where they're actselly relivent, okay? Other then lore, I kinda question why you brought up Zoolander Chuthulu!"
  • (Scroopfan): "Well it's to justify further on why the sentient insects are keeping their bretheren unsentient, cause doing it for the benefit what is eating them doesn't sound like something they spefificly benefit from!"
  • (Deadpool): ".... Fair point. But don't you think doing all that to keep a lovecraftian horror from being triggered is, abit extreme?"
  • (Scroopfan): "It's purely for lore purposes, okay?! This is otherwise still an episode about stopping a tyrant she-hog, okay?!"
  • (Deadpool): Fine, fine. Just needed to make sure you realized how- (MSM pulled him away by the neck with a cane again as it snapped) G'AOOW, NOT AGAIN!!
  • (Scroopfan): Thanks MSM, I think Deadpool started to adopt X's stance about my series standerds abit too close to heart.
  • (MSM): No problem.
  • Trudy: Well how am I going to get him out? No doubt because of my resignation, they won't let me in the cell room, EVEN if I restore my career.
  • Legger: I know, right? That place has more security than McAardvy and Horton combined.
  • Trudy: "But I do know where he is held at the least: Pound Pentatentery. I can take this from there."
  • Trudy left, carefully as she did in still being in a bug city.
  • Legger: "..... Now, we hope for the best."

Jail Cell Area

  • Trudy: (She climbs onto the walls, struggles at first, but eventually, climbs up to a window, and by chance, found Rick) Oh, thank goodness! Rick! (Rick notices her)
  • Rick:... Trudy?... What're you doing here?
  • Trudy: Well, I've got a LOT to tell you. Remember that tick that allowed your collar to be removed? Turns out, it was sentient. These butterflies sent him to get on your neck so they can help give you the inspiration to found Wild Times! These butterflies, while being sentient, are ALSO quite precognitive.
  • Rick:... Wow! Isn't THAT interesting? And I thought bugs couldn't GET sentient. Even a tick? Shocker! (He walks away)
  • Trudy: Wait, Rick, please! Look, I know you won't forgive me, and I don't blame you!... I wouldn't forgive myself either. I was misguided, desperate, and small-minded! But you know my kind, we act that way when a predator of a certain, if any, magnitude tries to savagely kill us. But... I quit because I felt horrible for wrecking predator freedoms, INCLUDING yours. But predators deserve better than what they got from this city, and they deserve better than Swineton!... Dedrick was right. I'm pretty much your last hope. I need to fix this... And I can't do it without you!... And... And when we're done... (Starting to tear up again)... You can hate me... And... *Sobs* And that'll be fine... Because I was a HORRIBLE aid to your friends, and I hurt you, and destroyed the only thing here you and other predators lived for, and *Sobs*... And you can walk away knowing that you were RIGHT, ALL along... I... *Sobs*... I really AM just a dumb bunny! (Cries to herself)
  • Rick: (Hearing her cries, and sighed)... Alright! (Trudy was surprised)... Though this doesn't mean I'll forgive you at first, it MAY take you a punch in Swineton's yucky face to re-earn my trust! But for the sake of saving my friends... I'll trust you JUST this once.
  • Trudy:... I... Thank you! *Sobs*
  • Rick: And PLEASE stop crying! I can't take you seriously as the hero you can be doing that.
  • Trudy:... (Starts laughing) Yeah! You mean like you were when you were terrified by Ottey?
  • Rick: Okay, don't push it! You have a way to get me out of here?
  • ???: HEY! (They look down and see Judy, Nick, and her comrades)... YOU NEED SOME HELP UP THERE?!? (The two look at each other)... DON'T WORRY, IT'S FOR FREE!

Later...

  • Trudy: (Was struck when she saw Judy)... You... You-you-you-
  • Judy: Trudy Bopps, I assume?
  • Nick: Wow! She looks and sounds just like you... A bit, she sounds like she's played by a similar voice actor.
  • Judy: Voice actor?
  • Nick: That is, if the 'meta' stuff the Lodgers are on about is accurate.
  • Trudy: You're Ju.... Ju.... Judy Hopps! (Faints)
  • Rick:... And just when I thought the crying thing makes it hard for me to take her seriously as a hero.
  • Nick: Pfft, wow! And people used to say I was the mean one. Try to take it easy on the attitude adjustment, Ricky.
  • Rick: Oh, trust me, if you went through what I did, you wouldn't exactly be Mr. Smooth-Move yourself, red.
  • Nick: Yikes! I bet it was pretty deep. (Judy was waking Trudy up)
  • Trudy:... Ju... Ju... Ju- (Rick covers her mouth)
  • Rick: (Dubbed as Squidward) Don't do that again! Just PLEASE use words! The crying and the faints are bad enough as it is. I can't have you be illiterate.
  • Trudy Bopps: (After Rick lets her go) Ju... JUDY HOPPS?!? I am such a huge supporter of you! I heard about your speech and everything- (Rick covered up her mouth)
  • Rick: You know what? I actually liked you better just saying Ju-Ju a lot. (He lets go)
  • Trudy:... Ahem! It's an honor to be in your presence..... But I feel as if I don't deserve it.
  • Rick: Well, the way I see it, there's three reasons: Joining a corrupt police force, forcing me to confront a crazy techno-otter and at the same time falling for an assassination attempt disguised as a police investigation, OR closing down Wild Times!
  • Nick: Hey, to be fair, buddy, she only did it to save your customers from being mauled by you going crazy.
  • Rick: But it was temporary-
  • Nick: Shhh! How's about you and me have a private fox-to-fox heart, huh, pal? Let the bunnies talk in private, huh? (He takes Rick somewhere else)
  • Judy:... Ok, Trudy, what exactly is wrong with this picture? You two were getting along swimmingly. What exactly happened to make him want to give you a hard time again?

An explanation later...

  • Judy: (With brief tears and sobs) Oh, you poor thing, that's awful!... Is it possible for me and Nick to help?
  • Trudy:... Well... I COULD use more help. The more, the merrier.
  • Judy: (Wipes away a tear)... Well, because I MAY'VE nearly wrecked predator relations myself, I can't help but feel supportive. Very well, but... Because of a little incident that almost got me fired... We NEED to ask permission from Chief Bogo. (Her communicator was acting up)... This is Officer Hopps speaking.
  • (Bogo): HOPPS!
  • Judy: AH!! CHIEF BOGO!!
  • Trudy: WHOA, HOSTILE!!!
  • (Bogo):... I think you, and that other voice, may have attracted some people into my office.
  • Trudy/Judy:... Huh?
  • (Finbarr): HEY, IS THAT TRUDY?!?
  • (Clawson): HIII, TRUDY!!!
  • Trudy:... Clawson?

ZPD HQ

  • Bogo: Yeah, these guys came in out of nowhere, and said that they needed help from you and Wilde. Though I am a bit skeptical about rebelling against Swineton, but... After hearing their story, I feel... Well... That we need to convince Lionheart to help- (Suddenly, his transmission acted up) Ugh, hold on, I got another call! (Answers) Hello?
  • (Lionheart): BOGO!!!
  • Bogo: AH!! MAYOR LIONHEART!!!
  • Finbarr: WHOA, HOSTILE!!!
  • (Lionheart): HAVE YOU AND YOUR BUDDIES RESCUED ANTELOPEZ YET?! You're STARTING to test my patience!!!
  • Bogo: Uh, yes, of course... Hold on, I'll get right back to you! (Calls Hopps) Hopps, PLEASE tell me you rescued Antelopez! The Mayor's gonna be all up my flank if we don't get her back! He REALLY wants someone to fill Gazelle's place.
  • (Hopps): Well... Turns out, rescuing Antelopez is gonna be harder than we expected. Swineton saw us coming, placed Herbavoris on mandatory quarantine, put Antelopez in her hands, and... Well you won't more or less believe what I say next.
  • Bogo: Aw, crap! DAMN that literal pig, her literal pigs, AND Hornberger!! Lionheart is not gonna-
  • (Lionheart): YOU DO REALIZE YOU ACCIDENTALLY MADE THIS A THREE-WAY CALL, RIGHT?!?
  • Bogo: (Screams like a girl) LIONHEART, I AM SO SORRY, I'LL TAKE CARE OF IT IMMEDIATELY!! I'LL SEND ALL MY FORCES THERE IF YOU-
  • (Gazelle): (Also on call) Actually, Chief, let me and my comrades deal with this. If ANYONE should help, it's the Uniter Princess.
  • Judy: Guys?! I thought I told you not to call and increase detectable radio transmission!!
  • (Kowalski): Yeeeeeeeeeaaaaaahhhhh... They already picked it up before you, and we called to warn you.
  • (Icky): And quite frankly, aside from that, we've been through a LOT of bulls***!
  • Bogo: BULL-WHAT?!?
  • (Icky): AW, DAMMIT, FORGOT WHO I WAS TALKING TO-
  • (Lord Shen): (Sighs) Everyone, just get ourselves ready for a BIG fight. After all we went through including obtaining a new nightmare, I think it's best a rebellion FINALLY took charge. And if predators aren't going to do it, who will? It's best you got all available units ready for a raid, Bogo! We'll be there to check up on you as soon as we can.
  • Bogo: Uh, sure thing-
  • (Lord Shen): Right now! (A flash was seen outside his window, and he looked outside to see the Lodgers and Gazelle in her Uniter Attire as Shen gave him a 'I got my eye on you' jesture)
  • Bogo: (Made an innocent smile and a thumbs up as he got ready)
  • (Nick): Okay, quite frankly, this is getting funnier than the idea of him and a pig getting in a slap-fight!
  • Bogo: SHUT YOUR MOUTH, WILDE!!! JUST GET READY!!!

Herbavoris

  • Trudy:... Well, great. Now they know of this jailbreak. We need to get out of here as soon as we can.
  • Judy: (Her ears flail up after sirens were heard)... And speak of the Devil! (Trudy and Rick took off while Judy, Nick, and their comrades went back in disguise as the officers occupied the area)
  • Trudy:... That was close!
  • Rick: But DO remember their senses of smell. We need somewhere to hide until we can get this rebellion over with.
  • Trudy:... And I think I know JUST the safe-house!...

Herbavoris Suburbs

  • Rick: (As they approach Trudy's mother's house)... Aw, son of a biscuit! You said this was a safe house!
  • Trudy: Yeah, 'safe' 'house', with a space in the middle. A house that is safe.
  • Rick: You're joking, obviously! How am I supposed to hide from those pigs in a place like THIS?!? It's freaking public!
  • Trudy: Yeah, but... My mother's kinda scared of predators so much, she has a HUGE panic room. And by panic room, I mean one on par with a speakeasy. A 'blind tiger' if you will. Or in YOUR case, a 'blind pig'.
  • Rick: Ha-ha-ha, hilarious, I ain't staying in THIS place.
  • Trudy: Well, it's either this or go outside where cameras will EASILY spot you.
  • Rick:... (Sighs) You ALWAYS find ways to annoy me with good points and trickery. Fine! But PLEASE tell me your mother is okay with a fox in her house if she's SO scared of predators.
  • Trudy: Oh, I'm sure it's nothing I can't convince her out of. (They enter)
  • Trudy's Mother: TRUDY! Oh, thank goodness! What did we tell you about always having your phone and calling us whenever you leave? I was worried sick! I mean, for Darwin's sake, there's a lotta un- (She saw Rick)... Savory... ANIMALS!!! DAISY, GET ME THE FOX TASER!!!
  • Rick: AND it begins! You have a FOX taser! As if I haven't dealt with ELECTRICITY over the past few YEARS of my life!
  • Daisy (Young Sibling of Trudy): Uh, mom, I can't find it!
  • Trudy's Mother: WHAT?!? I THOUGHT YOU KNEW!!!
  • Trudy: MOTHER, CALM DOWN!! This is Rick! He's with me.
  • Trudy's Mother:...You brought a fox... To your mama's home?
  • Trudy: Yeah, but he's not just any fox, Mom! He's-
  • Trudy's Mother: Oh, sweet cheese and crackers, it's worse than I thought! YOU TWO ARE A COUPLE!!!
  • Rick: Okay, that's a bit of a stretch! We're just acquaintances, as this little flatfoot doesn't know how to do her job in a place of PREDATOR ABUSE!!! PLEASE tell me there's another place for me to hide!!
  • Trudy: No. Given that T.U.S.K is likely tracking you, we can't risk the others getting hurt. You need to be in a place they won't expect you to go.
  • Trudy's Mother: UH, HONEY, JUST GET THAT THING OUT OF MY HOUSE IF HE WANTS TO LEAVE!!!
  • Trudy: (Sighs) Look, mother, he is not a bad guy! He's just struggling, he lost everything he lived for, his friends are in either in prison or need help, and I'm pretty much the only one he has left.
  • Rick: WHOA, WHOA, WHOA, FRIENDS?!? When have we EVER been friends?
  • Trudy: About now-ish! If I wasn't your friend at this point, would I have helped you make it THIS far?
  • Rick: That's kinda called 'ally'.
  • Trudy: Potato-pototo!
  • Trudy's Mother: You... HELPED a fox?!?
  • Trudy: Mother, I can explain!
  • Trudy's Mother: I thought you were doing big in keeping predators from harming everything. Hell, he's not even wearing a Tame Collar! He's a time bomb waiting to go off!
  • Another Sibling of Trudy: If she's doing big, then what's with this meter maid uniform in her closet?
  • Trudy: PETUNIA, I TOLD YOU NOT TO GO IN MY ROOM!!
  • Trudy's Mother: That's just a costume, Petunia! She's a real cop. She's got a fancy car and everything. Isn't that right, bumpkin?
  • Trudy:... Actually... I didn't started out as a real cop. I mean, I was eventually able to impress them enough to eventually become a major, but... I wasn't a cop at first. They... initially had their doubts on a bunny being a cop, so... I was mostly a meter maid for a certain period of time....
  • Trudy's Mother:... Trudy... You lied to me?
  • Trudy: 'Lie' is a such a needlessly-strong word. View it more as... Exaggerations. I mean, technically what I said before is TRUE now, just not initially and (Trudy's Mother gave her a glare)... Okay, I'm sorry! I just- (Sighs) When I expected to be an on-duty cop and make you proud, and suddenly became a meter maid, I didn't want you to think that rabbits couldn't do big in the HPD considering it's sheep count. But, eventually, I was able to impress the Chief enough that I was eventually allowed to be a major. In fact, I'm sort've a city hero for exposing an illegal theme park.
  • Rick: At the expense of my already-sour reputation!
  • Trudy: Besides the point, Rick! What I'm saying is, what I said before when I was a meter maid, is technically true now.
  • Trudy's Mother:... Whether or not something is true now, doesn't change the fact that it started out as a lie. Trudy, I raised you, better than this. You're grounded, young lady!
  • Trudy: But mother, I-
  • Trudy's Mother: No! I was hoping you'd do well in avenging your father, but now you were lying about being a real cop at first, and... Well... (Looks at Rick)... Other things... And... (Sighs)... Trudy, this is NOT who you are! This is not what Herbavoris expects us to behave. This is not how SWINETON expects us to act! It's not gonna matter how much you impressed them, if they find out that you are protecting a criminal, why, you would be LUCKY if the worst thing they would do, is put you back in... (sees the vest)... THAT! Do you understand, young lady?
  • Trudy:...
  • Rick:... (Gets a determined look) Okay, yeah, she lied about being a meter maid up until she started to impress her stiff bosses! But aside from whatever the hell you're talking about... uh... Petunia, was it? Hold that uniform up higher. (She did that)... Look at that! Who wouldn't lie about that? That's a pitiful thing to go through on your first day. Whatever you're talking about with this whole 'avenge daddy' stuff, I'm sure it isn't her fault. When I first saw bun-buns here, I thought 'you're going to get stepped on or even swallowed whole'. But you know what she said? "Bunnies from the borrows do not get stepped on. They step up!" And that's what she did! For what it's worth, she's a real cop NOW. That's all that should matter to your high expections, Ms. Bopps. Sometimes, it's better if it came late, than not at all.
  • Trudy's Mother:... Why should I listen to you? You're probably the last-ever person to come to my daughter's defense. I mean, what do you even care? Her probably being fired or at worse demoted back to THAT... (Points at the uniform)... Should probably be the greatest thing in the world to you. Or have you just developed Shockholm Syndrome?
  • Rick:... Okay, that's it! Forget this! Clearly not my place to get involved with bunny politics! I'm getting out of here- (Trudy pulls him on the ears) OWWWWOWOWOWOWOWOWWW!!
  • Trudy: NO! He's right, mother! Yes, it was wrong of that fox to kill dad! (Rick was surprised to have heard that)... And for the record, Rick is actually surprised to have learned about that. That proves that predators are not all on the same page on how they view prey. There's more to predators than what Swineton is suggesting, and it's possible that, she's lying as well. Rick here may be a pain in the butt, but he's got a good heart. He's had a rough life. His father was killed too, not by foxes, but by a Tame Collar accident brought on by PREY. Whatever killed both our fathers was the fault of prejudicial jerks. Rick blamed prey animals for killing his dad. I blamed predators for killing my dad, albeit skeptically at first. But when push comes to shove, we can't blame the opposite kind for what they did wrong. This fox stood up for me, even when you won't exactly accept his word, and because of his species, you're just going to blow him off?
  • Trudy's Mother:... (Looks at the uniform again)... Well... I have to admit, it IS shameful to wear that getup. I can see why you, uh, withheld this information at first. I guess I technically can't really ground you for that. I know I don't want people to know I wear this embarrassing outfit for a living.
  • Rick: See?
  • Trudy's Mother: And... I guess Trudy IS stepping up. Otherwise... I wouldn't be seeing things clearly.
  • Trudy: Exactly! Predators and prey got together for that reason. Sure we do stupid things to each other, but it's for reasons we can understand. That's why I want to help Rick out. He needs a place to hide, and we thought that we could use your panic room.
  • Trudy's Mother:... I don't know. What if I end up being arrested for harboring a criminal?
  • Trudy: Well, we actually got friends who can do whatever they can to support us. Now if you'll excuse us, we need to figure things out.
  • Trudy's Mother:... Just to clarify, that ISN'T your boyfriend, right-
  • Trudy: Bye! (They head out)
  • Rick:... (As the two entered the panic room)... So... I can tell there was something you weren't telling me. So-
  • Trudy: Actually, I didn't tell you because I didn't wanna scare you away. But... (Sighs)... I'm afraid that it's time you knew the truth. It's true. A fox killed my father.
  • Rick:... Is THIS why you're family is here?
  • Trudy: Yes, unfortunately. You see... It all started in our hometown of Cyprus Grove...

Flashback

  • (Trudy): Unlike Judy's hometown, while it was FULL of bunnies, it was also FULL of predators. And they were MAJOR bullies. And the worst of the lot was... J.W. Foulmouth. (A gray fox similar to Gideon Gray was seen)... Though our family didn't see eye-to-eye with his, Foulmouth was a trouble-maker. He was known to frame a LOT of my siblings for things they didn't do. He even did it to me when the both of us were babies. (A comical scene of the two as babies were seen as Trudy was pointed at by Foulmouth as the two fought)... But eventually, he WAS caught when we both grew up. And let me tell you, he was punished greatly. (He was seen being spanked multiple times)... AND let me tell you, he did not take THAT very well. (Foulmouth saw a skipping Trudy and her parents walking happily as he growled in revenge)... But we could NEVER have seen what he did next coming from a mile away. He found his revenge... From the most unsanitary of sources. (He saw a poor bunny with gruesome dark tumors as he was coughing blood and dying)...
  • (Rick):... Seriously? Myxo-
  • (Trudy): PLEASE... Don't say the full name. I have an innate fear of the sickness even to it's full name OR it's short versions. Just call it 'Bunny Pox' like we bunny children did.
  • (Rick):... Okay... He got 'Bunny Pox'?
  • (Trudy): Indeed. So, he said he got infected blood from the dying rabbit, and he transferred it to my father. The next few days were... Well... FAR from pleasant!
  • Trudy: (As her father was seen catching the same sickness, coughing blood and wheezing)... DYING?!?
  • Trudy's Mother: I don't understand! Myxomatosis?!? How did you get it?!? You're usually HIGHLY germophobic.
  • Trudy's Father: (Coughs) I honestly don't know how I caught it! But however I did... I'm unfortunately going to the big carrot farm in the sky.
  • Trudy: FATHER, NO! You can't leave us!
  • Trudy's Father:... I'm sorry, my daughter, but... There is unfortunately no cure for this rabbit-borne illness. All there is are vaccinations which I've never got because of the salary we had, and palliative care to ease the pain. (Coughs blood)
  • Trudy: (As tears fell down her eyes)... Father... No!
  • Trudy's Father:... Trudy... I must tell you... You must do something GREAT in your life than just carrot farming. When I was your age- (Coughs)... I actually wanted to move to Zootopia and own a restaurant for bunnies. But my dad wasn't confidant that I would make a good living off of an out-of-control budget, so- (Coughs)... I got refitted to be a carrot farmer like him. But... I sense GREATNESS in you! If you can, try and find out what did this, and... Take care of it for me! Then... (Taking his last coughs)... Do something GREATER with your life!... (Finally dies)
  • Trudy:... Father! FATHER!! FATHEEEEEERRRR!!! (She cried on his body with her other siblings and her mother) WHY?!? WHYYYY?!?
  • ???: Uh, Trudy?... Did you notice THIS? (A bunny sibling pointed out fox footprints near his bed near the wall)...
  • Trudy:... Footprints? What... He WOULDN'T!!!
  • Trudy's Mother: What is it, sweetheart?
  • Trudy: I GOTTA GO! I KNOW WHO DID THIS!!! (Runs out as fast as her bunny legs could carry her)
  • Sibling #2: GO GET 'IM, TRUDY!!!... Who's she gettin'?
  • Trudy's Mother:... I think I got a pretty good idea.

Later...

  • Foulmouth: (As he was enjoying himself until Trudy kicked down his door) WHAT THE?!?
  • Trudy: FOULMOUTH!
  • Foulmouth: YAAAHHH!! Yeesh, bunny, don't scare me like that!
  • Trudy: Well, you SHOULD be scared! I know what you did to my father!
  • Foulmouth: I don't know what you're talking abou- (She grabbed him by the collar)
  • Trudy: DON'T YOU DARE PAY DUMB, YOU MURDERER!! MY FATHER DIED OF BUNNY POX, AND I SAW FOX FOOTPRINTS AT THE SCENE OF THE CRIME!!! I KNOW IT WAS YOU!!!
  • Foulmouth:... That could be ANY fox.
  • Trudy: Oh, you had a DAMN good motive, Foulmouth! You couldn't stand being tattled on by my family, so you wanted to get even. I don't know WHERE you got the virus, but it was no doubt YOU!
  • Foulmouth: I swear, I didn't-
  • Trudy: No more lying! You are in SERIOUS trouble! If you think spanking is bad, just imagine what it's like spending entire days in a JAIL CELL!!
  • Foulmouth:... Are you THREATENING me, bunny?!? Because you won't LIKE me when I'm crossed!
  • Trudy: I don't care what happens! You're going to pay for your crime!
  • Foulmouth: Oh, will I? Or will I KILL you before you tell the tale? (He proceeds to fight her as they caused so much commotion, the parents came in and saw him beating her up and scratching her)
  • Foulmouth's Mother: SON!!!
  • Foulmouth's Father: GET OFF OF HER IMMEDIATELY, YOU YOUNG RUFFIAN!!! (They get him off of her as she was scratched and had a black eye and panting heavily) What's this all about?
  • Trudy: HE GAVE MY FATHER BUNNY POX!!!
  • Foulmouth's Mother:... Son... Is this true?
  • Foulmouth: No, she's trying to-
  • Trudy: NO! We're the family he's been bullying for a long time, and he got payback by giving my father a terminal illness!
  • Foulmouth: NO! DON'T LISTEN TO HER! SHE'S TRYING TO MAKE ME LOOK BAD!!
  • Foulmouth's Father: THAT'S ENOUGH! Miss Bopps, come with me, Honey, lock Foulmouth into his room, I'm calling the Sheriff! (They did that as they locked him up)
  • Foulmouth: NO!!! LET ME OUT!!! HELP!!! HELP ME!!! I DON'T WANNA GO TO JAIL!!
  • (Rick): Wow! What a pansy!
  • (Trudy): TELL me about it! Anyway, as he was sent to juvenile hall for his murder, my mother was forever left with an unfettered distrust of predators like foxes. She bought the BEST and most FATAL fox taser money could buy, and later on, she suggested she allow my police dream to come true by going to a place where predators are controlled: Herbavoris. It was clear that my father's death blinded her to both her morality and the well-being of predators. Nevertheless, I decided to enroll for my father. (She went through the same rough training as Judy went through in the Academy)... At first, it was tough and I thought that I would fail as a cop. But then... Inspiration struck!
  • (Judy): (On the TV) When I was a kid, I thought Zootopia was this PERFECT place, where everyone got along and anyone could be anything. Turns out, life is more complicated than a slogan on a bumper-sticker. Real life is messy. We ALL have limitations. We all make mistakes. Which means, hey, glass-half-full, we all have a lot in common. And the more we try to understand one another, the more exceptional each of us will be. But we have to try. So no matter what type of animal you are, from the BIGGEST elephant, to our first fox, I implore you, Try! Try to make the world a better place. Look inside yourself, and recognize, that change starts with you. It starts with me. It starts with ALL of us. (Trudy was touched to tears by her speech)
  • (Trudy): Her words that day, for the fact that she was the first bunny to not only be an on-duty cop, but also to make a difference, made me realize that she was right. So... (As she started pushing harder and doing the same achievements Judy did in the Academy)... I FINALLY pushed myself and I tried as hard as I could. In no time at all, I became one of the best valedictorians of the Herbavoris Police Academy.

Present

  • Trudy:... And so, after circumstance, I became a meter maid upon entrance because, well, I guess predator distrust isn't so easily universal in the Police Department, and, well, after a lot of crazy stuff happened... Here we are!
  • Rick:... I... Trudy, I didn't know-
  • Trudy: It's okay. After all I've been through, in our first impressions, our first friendship, my unfortunate and misguided betrayal, and for the fact that you may never forgive me for it... You're NOTHING like Foulmouth. You worked hard to achieve dreams in a place that has none available for predators. And it was wrong of me to take it away from you.
  • Rick:... Well, it's kinda my own fault for making an illegit theme park from mafia money. And to be fair, it's, kinda due karma for mistreating you at first. I may be not as bad as Mouthy, but I was far from an improvement. I was too desperate for money that I was forced to ask help from Leon. But since with what we seen from his son's taming party, we know that like me, he didn't have a choice but to go back to his roots from being a former bodyguard to Mr. Big. It was too hard for him to do business legitimately in Herbavoris, for as long as Swineton stays in power, more preds will be forced to make his mistake.
  • Trudy:... Well then, it's up to us to make things right with Herbavoris and free it from it's own filth. Judy was able to stop Bellwether from making Zootopia into another Herbavoris, and prevented Whyte from doing the same to herbivores. So who's to say we can't follow their example and put that bad piggy in the pigpen where she belongs?
  • Rick:... It's not gonna be easy with everyone against us.
  • Trudy: Then we'll earn their trust back.
  • Rick: "It ain't gonna be easy. Some of the preds I met in the underground are real grudge-holders."
  • Trudy: I'd actually expect that from them.
  • Rick: "Then you better prepare to give ONE Hell of an apology gift."
  • Trudy: I have a few ideas.
  • Rick: I hope so. Predators NEEDED Wild Times, and they need a miracle ASAP!
  • Trudy: You can't rush heroism. Let's hope our buddies pitch in for us.

Herbavoris Streets

  • Tito: C'mon, man, this is taking forever!!
  • Mabel: You can't rush heroism.
  • Brandy: "Normally good advice to live by, but I felt like our progress is moving more slower then the state of Dave Felis Vs. Sly Cooper. In fact, that episode has been trapped in defelupment hell so severely, LEGOLAND WAS FORCED TO RUSH THE EPISODE?!"
Dave Felis vs Sly Cooper Part 9

Dave Felis vs Sly Cooper Part 9.5 RUSHED

  • Mr. Whiskers: "..... Huh..... I forgot that was a thing we were doing."
  • Sam: We all did.
  • Mabel: Do you guys ALWAYS get off-topic?
  • Squidward: You really would be surprised. So, how far are we to making ham out of Swineton?
  • Mabel: "Well, we would need to find Trudy and Rick and learn about what they would know about Swineton's game plans."
  • SpongeBob: Judy's team is already homing us to their location. It shouldn't take long.
  • Private: Jolly good. Unless T.U.S.K is capable of tracing the homing signal and be after us. (T.U.S.K vans appear after them)
  • Marty: IT'S DA FUZZ!!!
  • Warren: ALL UNITS, STOP THAT CARAVAN!!!!
  • Mabel: "Aww, shucks. Hornberger must've entered a point where he's gone so paranoid he's beginning to suspect even veteran members of the force. Let alone someone of my status."
  • SpongeBob: At least he proved why Swineton chose him.
  • Goldie: "What do we do?!"
  • Dr. Zander: "I can't afford prison?! So many of my academics are on the line?!"
  • Mabel: "Then I'm forced to put my meter maid wistom aside, and put the pedel to the medel! (Stomps the speed pedel and causes the caravan to go faster)!"
  • Warren: "Don't let that jalopy escape!" (They went on a comical car chase where Mabel avoided things like tire spikes and police blockades, but was then cartoonishly shocked to find a tank)
  • Mabel: A TANK?!
  • Duke: A TANK?! WHAT IS THIS, A GTA GAME?!
  • Gazelle: Don't forget we're being treated as invaders.
  • Duke: Still, this is REALLY extreme!! Are these pigs really willing to use A MOTHERF*****G TANK ON AN OLD LADY?!
  • Mabel: I've seen more extreme than this, but THIS is ridiculous! (They avoided the blast) (On communicator) HORNBERGER, HAVE YOU GONE MAD?!? A TANK, ON AN OLD LADY?!
  • (Hornberger): My loyalty with the mayor is absolute, Mabe! I'm not afraid to tank an old lady even if I know who she used to be.
  • (Mabel): You really ARE mad!!
  • Hornberger: Yeah! What made you think I was sane, you old crone?
  • Mabel: ".... Really walked into that one."
  • The Caravan started to zoom away from the tank as it kept trying to fire at it!
  • Icky: "That has to be the best arguement against millaterrising the police I ever damn seen!"
  • Lord Shen: Sometimes the most simple approach can be the most lethal and direct.
  • Icky: Yeah you would say that.
  • Lord Shen: I'm NOT the Lodgers' general for nothing! But two can play at that game! (Gets out one of his cannons and blasts away multiple tanks) GOODBYE!
  • Mabel: They better still be alive.
  • Lord Shen: Oh worry not, they were in tanks after all. Those guys surely been through worse.
  • Pig Officer: GYAH, MY FEMORAL ARTERY!!!
  • Lord Shen: OH RUB SOME DIRT ON IT, YOU'LL BE FINE!!
  • Soothsayer: (Sighs)
  • Mabel: Guys? Heads up! (Ugly Bradley came in with a bigger tank)
  • Po:... AW COME ON!!! NOT FAIR!!!
  • Ugly Bradley chuckled as he aimed the cannon at them, but then Sam and Max pupped out and shoved a giant pumpkin in there!
  • Ugly Bradley grunted in confusion?!
  • Max: "Cartoon Logic comes through once again!
  • The Caravan drove off, leaving an angerly growing Bradley and a now useless giant tank with a pumpkin shoved into it!
  • Ugly Bradley then just tried to have the tank chase the Caravan!
  • Skipper: "Heads up, people, looks like Omega-Ugly is aiming to just ram and crush us!"
  • Chaos: "Allow me to get this annoying future brain-impalement victim off our backs."
  • Gazelle: "Only as long as it doesn't involve exsellerating his tusks if those words are taken seriously!"
  • Chaos: ".... Well poo. Then I'll have to get creative here."
  • Boss Wolf: (Chaos made the tank grow spider legs and crash into a building)... Dude, that building could've fallen and had people in it!!
  • Chaos: It was abandoned. Trust me, I would've sensed lifeforce or the departure of it if that were the case. And I know some of you would agree with me on it. I know what I'm doing, so long as I can do this: (Laughs crazily) THE UGLY PIG RAN INTO A BUILDING!!! (Ed laughed)
  • Goldie: (Sighs) Better work out my life insurance.
  • Dr. Zander: "I really, really hope, Antelopez will appresiate the insanity I am going through for her!"
  • Icky: "Well given that it would result with a crazy she-pig tyrant being booted off of office, it's a safe garrentie she will."
  • Dr. Zander: "(Sighs), The things I do for love."
  • Phil: People do crazy things when they're in love. Trust me.
  • The Caravan continued to drive off, as they were monitored by a hidden Dr. Otton, who chuckled in the hidden shadows.

Radient Garden.

  • The Archiver lead the group to an area near a giant spiky caverns that resemble a giant toothy maw on the planet.
  • Huifang: ".... Uh, Guys, do planets normally have giant toothy mouths?"
  • Archiver: "This, is the Abysmal Caverns. The very cursed location where the Mana Pool hides."
  • Fu-Xi: "Okay, exactly where was the thing SPEFIFICLY placed?"
  • Archiver: "In the one place even the insane would not dare venture: Inside the caverns itself, held by an anti-gravity platform that flouts aimlessly in the cavernious void."
  • Scrooge: "GOOD GRIEF, SOMEONE MUST'VE REALLY WANTED THAT FOUNTAIN TO STAY OUT OF TROUBLE?!"
  • Archiver: "Well yes, because the mana reverses can be easily abused in the wrong hands, not to mention easily drained if the abuse persists. It is only to be used if an absolute must."
  • Huifang: "And, fixing a long damaged world fits that critiria, right?"
  • Archiver: "Depends on how severe the damage is."
  • Scrooge: And THIS is why I don't do magic. It's far too convoluted to handle.
  • Eldress: Did we do the Sephiroth check?
  • Donald: We've done it 85 times!
  • Cloud: "Well let's remember how dangerious Sephiroth is. If we don't do it, then we risk being surprised when we were not prepared for it."
  • Donald: We were PRETTY thorough.
  • Leon: You can't exactly know for sure. So, just in case, some of us need to keep watch out here.
  • Donald: Ah, phooey, put us in charge of giving away our location waiting to be surprise-attacked.
  • Tidus: Oh cry me a river.
  • Fu-Xi: "Well it's gonna have to be someone capable to give a serious fight to that wing-handicaped pseudo-angel."
  • Jade Tusk: We might as well join them.
  • Goofy: The more the merrier I suppose.
  • Kairi: Let's go. Sephiroth isn't going to sit still playing FF7 until we get to the Fountain.
  • Tifa: (They left) Don't die, guys. (She left)
  • Fu-Xi: I swear if we just met, I'd call you a smartass- (Tifa stomped on his tail with a tremor as he Tom screamed)
  • Tifa: I'm always listening!... (Scares him with a fake attack)... ALWAYS!! (Left)
  • Mo Tong:... What a woman.
  • (Tifa): THAT GOES FOR YOU TOO!
  • Mo Tong: DAAH, DON'T STEP ON MY PUBES, I NEVER GOT TO GET LAID!!!!... (Sighs)
  • Fu-Xi: ".... (Snickers abit), Seriously Squeakers, you're a virgin?"
  • Mo Tong: "I don't wanna talk about..... AND IT'S MO TONG?!"
  • Goofy: People, we have a job to do.
  • Fire: For Shenlong's sake, we don't want to give Sephiroth a leg-up, or an improv routine.

Abysmal Caverns

  • A long abyss was seen as a platform flouted slowly across the empty void, as the group were seen on rickity stairs on the walls.
  • Archiver: "Step lightly. These stairs have seen better days."
  • Riku: "(A step fell down into the abyss as he was able to save himself just in time)..... Ya don't say?"
  • Scrooge: "Don't you fret much, Riku. I as an adventurer, had seen worse."
  • Screehes were heard!
  • Yen Sid: "You just had to speak so soon, McDuck."
  • Large Bat Heartless flew across the caverns....
  • King Mickey: "Gosh. Looks like it wasn't just people that were effected by Architect's madness."
  • Riku: "And here I thought an unreturnable cavernious abyss was gonna be the worse of this place."
  • Sora: Sometimes I hate being a magnet for Heartless.
  • Kairi: "Wait, I don't think they're interested in us."
  • The Giant Bat Heartless just flew around the platform....
  • Archiver: "It appears the creatures have reckitnesed the platform as apart of their terratory."
  • Hayner: Territory? Oh, I almost forgot we're in a Heartless nest.
  • Kairi: Yes, but Heartless are still just misunderstood creatures. Let's just see if they'll go away if we ignore them.
  • Sora: Don't know.
  • Kairi: Sora, sweetie, just trust me on this. Have I steered us wrong this entire trip?
  • Sora:... Not exactly.
  • Kairi: Then we're going to be fine.
  • Selphie: I hope for the life of me you're right.
  • King Mickey: And we better move fast. Our luminance spells are starting to give out.
  • Scrooge: Lucky for you chaps I came prepared. (Brought out a flashlight)
  • Yuffie:... You could've just got that out before we decided to waste up our magic. Smarter than the smarties my rear end.
  • Scrooge: "Hey, at least be glad I came prepared at all as opposed to not even had brought one here on this trip, missy!"
  • Yuffie: (Sighs)
  • Kairi: Some wedding this turned out to be.
  • Sora: Yeah. But at least it's how heroes get married. I get to go on this quest with the girl that gave me courage. I honestly can't wait to get some sugar out of you. (Kairi giggled)
  • Riku: (Takes deep breath) This must be why I was evil. Sora's the knight in shining armor that gets the girl while I get sloppy seconds.
  • Eldress: Riku, my child, I'm sorry you weren't the one to get Kairi, but there's plenty of other girls out there.
  • Riku: It's a big UUniverses. Last time I almost got a girlfriend, she was scrapped like a horrible movie script and munched up by sharks. Why can't the UUniverses just reward me with an arrow from Cupid for once in my life?
  • ???: Careful, guys!! (The Lost Link appeared again looking far more human and appeared as a beautiful woman with pretty eyes behind a knight helmet along with long vibrant hair, and yet much of her skin was still blackened)... Sephiroth and the Freaks know you're here.
  • Riku:... Iga-... I... (Was lovestruck by the Lost Link's beautiful human parts)... I... Is, t-t-that, the Lost Link?
  • Eldress: I believe it is.
  • Kairi: Erica must have obtained much of her humanity back.
  • Wakka: WOW! Look at that body!!
  • Lost Link: (Backed off bashfully)
  • Riku: Guys, let's not pressure her... Too much. (Blushes as well)... I'm sure we need to heed her warnings. Sephiroth and the Freaks are here.
  • Pence: And how do you know that she didn't lead them here-
  • Riku: I SAID NO PRESSURE!!!....
  • Pence: ".... Alchourse, I am willing to believe it might be on accsident."
  • Riku:.... (Takes deep breath)... We'll just have to keep her around from here on out. We need to keep a close eye on her.
  • Wakka: Oh we sure will. (To himself as he looked at places on Lost Link he shouldn't)... Steamy. (Riku smacked upside the head) OWCH?!
  • Riku: NO PEEPING, PERVERT!! She needs space after being human again.... (Looks at Lost Link and blushed)...
  • Sora:... He's totally in love with Erica.
  • Kairi: No doubt about it.
  • Yen Sid: "Let's try to remember what we are here for."
  • Kairi: Hold your robe, Yen, you should know after so many movies that even heroes have their own journey in a journey, including girls. Let's just let Riku put the moves on another chance to find a girl. He needs to get over me before it gets us in a flop with those Freaks or Sephiroth.
  • Yen Sid:... Perhaps.
  • Kairi: Just let those two have the space they need while we focus on the task at hand.
  • Sora: Wow, Kai-Kai, you sure do seem to know about matchmaking.
  • Kairi: I attended a prom in Twilight Town with Selphie. Seeing the boys and girls is like a web of love. With me and Sora on our honeymoon, Riku might be a little lonely. He did all that bad stuff long ago for me, and I say the UUniverses owe him a favor.
  • Yen Sid: If you insist.
  • Sora:... I hope he doesn't come off too strong. Not exactly easy to get through a flirt after you just got your humanity back.
  • (Deadpool): "Hello, sudden romantic subplot that showed up around the near-end of the episode."
  • (Scroopfan): "(Grabs Deadpool out) Hey, you already did enough criticising me for referencing Zoolanathu, give MSM some slack!"
  • (Deadpool): Fine, Jesus!
  • King Mickey: "I'll check up on Donald and the others to see if they see an early sign of Sephiroth or the Freaks. I hope they're not too bored."

Outside Abysmal Caverns

  • Donald: I'm too bored.
  • Goofy: Aw, then just find a way to entertain yourself then.
  • Huifang: "Oh, I know! We can do some "I Spy"! I spy, with my little eye, something that is..... A something."
  • Jade Tusk facepalms in annoyence.
  • Donald: I Spy? That's the most boring leisurely activity in the book.
  • Goofy: I thought it was the Quiet Game.
  • Donald: And the book isn't even real. Come on, anyone got any better ideas?
  • ???: "How about a game of death-tag?"
  • Donald: "..... That sounds abit too extreme, to whoever had said tha- (Sephiroth was seen)...... Ohhhh, Quack Me."
  • Fu-Xi: "Well, duck, THERE'S YOUR CURE FOR BOREDOM?!"
  • Donald: "(Abit scared) Lesson learned, never complain about being bored again."
  • Sephiroth: If you know what's good for you, you will get out of my way.
  • Fu-Xi: Why don't you try getting past us?
  • Sephiroth:... That was one of the last things people have said to me. (Takes out his masamune)... (He slashed all of them into getting frozen in magic crystal)... Next time you see me, you'll be nothing but ants. (Enters the cave)......
  • ???: Wow that was pathetic! (The Freaks appeared and freed them)
  • Silicia: I feel sort of embarrassed for you.
  • Huifang: THAT GUY WAS TOO MUCH FOR US!!!
  • Fu-Xi: "My pride, is so slaughtered, it makes the inside of a slaughterhouse look age approbeate."
  • Jack: Oh, find some honor in defeat for God's sake.
  • Fu-Xi: SUCK MY TAIL!!! And aren't you guys bad guys?! Why did you just free us?!
  • Jack: "Well, being entrapped by a tree for several hours gave me time to reflect..... Well, okay, by that, I mean, sis basicly litterally smack sense into me about how pointless trying to earn a damn demon's approval by going after the Lost Link in a vain hope that would get him to turn us back to normal, might not be as fruitful as I hoped."
  • Donald: "It took that long for you to realise that, huh?"
  • Jack: "Can ya blame me?! Look at us?! No sane person wants to look like this?!"
  • Silicia: It's also because he said he didn't like seeing people defeated pathetically.
  • Jack: Yeah. You guys suck eggs, so you're gonna have to stop Seph. If he gets his hands on that fountain, who knows what will happen?
  • Mo Tong: Gee, what did you think we were going to do?
  • Jade Tusk: Sephiroth IS one of the most dangerous members of the Villain League.
  • Donald: Yeah, but they and these other two villain teams don't get much screen time as often as they use to nowadays. OC villains to them is like CG to original animation.
  • Rash: COME ON!! (They left into the cave)

Sora and Friends' location.

  • Riku: (He was watching over the changing and showering Lost Link as her private body parts were still Heartless)... ("Riku, man, remember you're watching her. Not watching her like a pervert. But... She just looks so much like Kairi. Even down to what she looked like in a swimsuit... DAMMIT, RIKU, WHY ARE YOU THINKING THIS?!? SHE JUST GOT HER HUMANITY BACK, AND YOU'RE HITTING ON HER?!? Just don't look at her... Pretty body... RIKU, STOP IT!!! LEAVE THE POOR GIRL ALONE!!!")
  • Lost Link: Riku, I know you're out there. Is something wrong?
  • Riku: NOTHING!!! Um... You, um... Feel like talking?
  • Lost Link: I don't know. Just feels too soon to talk to a stranger. I already have the ability to get some bodyguards with my summoner powers.
  • Riku:... Wait... Summoner? As in those legendary sorcerers that can magically summon creatures of great power and strength and bring opponents into other dimensions for short periods of time?
  • Lost Link: Yeah. I saved Kenji from a monster with a summon. I have all sorts of summons. When I was a Lost Link and before my head got impaled, I could summon feral or sentient Heartless that were loyal to heroes no matter what kind of fearsome power they had.
  • Riku: "Well, that seems abit beyond what Sora was capable off. At most he summons Disney Film Protaginists or primary enough good guy characters, and recently, theme park rides."
  • Lost Link: "Oh, you mean entry level stuff. That kind of summon power is actselly kinda rudimentary compared to what I was taught. But even that pales to what Uniters can summon."
  • Riku: Really?
  • Lost Link: Yeah. Summoners were the ones who helped give Keyblades the ability to summon offensive or defensive objects from anywhere during the Keyblade War. We can even create our own interdimensional homes with our transport magic. Lots of worlds with magic can do it including the Wizard 101 world which used to be a colony for the fabled Druids. Summoning is one of the most basic of spells.
  • Riku: That's interesting. You're not that bad even as a Heartless.
  • Lost Link: (Twisting her hair dry)... Um... Thanks? Um, kid, is there, something you're not telling me?
  • Riku: Nono, I'm just helping keep people from bothering you. You just came back as a human after all.
  • Lost Link: Thanks, but um, you're kind of, bothering me. I just want some private time, and you're making me uncomfortable. Especially since I'm, um, naked.
  • Riku: OH GOD, SO SORRY, I... DIDN'T REALIZE!! It's not like I'm in love with you or anything, it's just, um, you just look so helpless. But since you ARE a summoner, I, um... Bye! (Zooms off cartoonishly as the two blushed bashfully)
  • Sora: (Saw this with Kairi as they both giggled softly) Riku is so head over heels for the new girl. It's so adorable.
  • Kairi: What I find surprising is that Erica is a summoner.
  • Yen Sid: "Ya know, I believe we sould think about giving Erica some clothing in an event she gets her original form completely back. You know, to avoid that, ineditable awkwordness."
  • Scrooge: "Well luckly I did came here with a collection of donated clothes for survivers of this place to be given fresh new clothing. I think we might have something of her size."
  • Riku: Thanks. I mean, did you see how awkward that last conversation was? It's just that she almost looks like Kairi. I... Really... Need some advice.
  • Scrooge: First let's get the poor lass dressed.
  • Riku: So, what about progress on how we're gonna get on that slowly moving platform with the foundtain on it?
  • Cloud: "Well short of suddenly sprouting wings to fly, it's kinda hard to figure out how we're gonna get to that platform."
  • Aqua: "Maybe there is a close enough ledge we can use to get on it."
  • Wakka: "The big question is, where are we gonna find one?"
  • Sora:... I think I can still fly since my first mission with Peter Pan.
  • Riku: Oh yeah, I was there too.
  • Hayner: Jesus, Sor, what CAN'T you do?
  • Sora: Well here's the thing, this place being a safehouse for a reserve fountain, MIGHT mean it can nullify things like that.
  • Tidus: Pssh, of course, it's never easy, is it?
  • Tifa: Kiddo, just get over it. We can find another way. Allow me. URGH! (Kicks up a pathway of floating rock platforms)... Tada!
  • King Mickey: Golly!
  • Cloud: Well, that could work if some of us were coordinated enough to jump across like a figurative video game character.
  • Tifa: Then THEY can keep watch while we take care of the rest.
  • Aerith: I don't know. Sephiroth would be able to take us by surprise.
  • Cid: Little lady, practically anyone can take us by surprise.
  • Kairi: Let's just go. We're wasting time.
  • Pence: I'm genuinely scared right now. A guy with a REEEALLY long sword is out there.
  • Olette: We just need to split up, then yell and duck for cover if danger comes.
  • Pence: Pssh, that guy could react to a sound in a fraction of a second.
  • Terra: "We'll worry about it when we can. Now come on. It may be slowly moving, but it won't stay put." (They jump across as Sephiroth noticed them from the shadows)
  • Sora: Who-oa! These rocks!!
  • Tifa: Just keep going.
  • Leon: We just need to reach that platform with the fountain, and we'll be done.
  • Yuffie: It would be easier if these rocks would stand still.
  • Aqua: Let's just keep moving, and don't look down.
  • Yuffie: Right. Keep moving, and don't look down. (A floating rock flipped off her foot as she gasps)... Guys, I'm lookin down! GUAAAHHH!! (Holds onto her rock as it spun around) GOD, IT'S LITERALLY BOTTOMLESS!!
  • Riku: Yuffie!
  • Cloud: Guys! I sense Sephiroth is close! We have to move now!
  • Yuffie: But that's the one thing I DON'T want to do- (Tifa just kicked her rock as it floated right up to the fountain platform)...... Oh.
  • Tifa: YOU'RE WELCOME!!
  • Kairi: Guys, let's do that! Tifa! Do what you just did! (She hugged her rock as Tifa kicked it to the fountain then did the same for the others, where as the group gets on the platform the Giant Bat Heartless instictually leave apawn the intrudsions)... Thank goodness these bats are still more animal then Heartless.
  • Tifa: What about me?
  • Leon: I'M SURE YOU CAN FIGURE IT OUT!
  • Cloud: HURRY!! Sephiroth is only getting nearer!
  • Tifa: DON'T F*****G RUSH ME!! (She got another rock and pushed it while hugging it all the way to the fountain)... (This played)
Dissidia Final Fantasy OST - Cosmos Victory Fanfare

Dissidia Final Fantasy OST - Cosmos Victory Fanfare

  • Tifa:... Whew!... All done.
  • Scrooge: "..... Well, we found the Mana Reverses Foundtain. Now what?"
  • Yen Sid: "We get it out of here to somewhere safer before anything."
  • ???: "I think it might be abit too late for that. (Sephiroth's shadow loomed over the platform)....."
  • Ventus: "As if on cue?!"
  • Yen Sid: STOP HIM!!
  • Sephiroth: (He magically froze them all in place)... It's unwise to announce your moves. (Walked to the Fountain)
  • Scrooge: YOU GET AWAY FROM THAT FOUNTAIN, YA RASCAL!!!
  • Sephiroth: Mirage, you shall be avenged and we shall be back to full glory. The Mask of Basket will be rejuvenated, and I will destroy this pitiful world in your loyalty!
  • Ventus: "I, don't think Mirage actselly wanted THAT much from you!"
  • Yen Sid: "I was afraid of this! Sephiroth is in essence Cloud's heartless and manifestation of inner darkness. The effects of Kingdom Hearts from the Great Cycle has drove him mad!"
  • Scrooge: "Then Mirage and the Leage REALLY screwed the pooch once again?!"
  • Sephiroth: (Started entering the fountain)
  • Sora: NOOO!!! (Sephiroth began getting stronger and crackling with magic energy)
  • Riku: WE CAN'T LET HIM TAKE ALL THAT MAGIC!!!
  • Aqua: There's nothing we can do. He's already taken it all. (Sephiroth has absorbed the magic dry and started transforming)
  • Donald: (He and the others arrived)... WE'RE TOO LATE!
  • Fu-Xi: "I KNEW WE SHOULD'VE TAKEN THAT LEFT TURN AT ALBAQUIRKY?!"
  • Mo Tong: I TOLD YOU WE WERE GOING THE WRONG WAY!!! Also, IS THIS REALLY THE TIME FOR LOONEY TUNE REFERENCES?!
  • Jack: THAT BASTARD HAS REALLY DONE IT NOW!!! (Sephiroth became a dark combination of Bizarro Sephiroth and Safer Sephiroth)....
  • Sephiroth: THE POWER IS MINE!!
  • Huifang: WE NOTICED!!!
  • Jade Tusk: "HUIFANG, CAN YOU REFRAIN FROM BEING AN IDIOT FOR MORE THEN 5 SECONDS?!"
  • Sephiroth: NOW FOR MY REVENGE!... SUPER... NOVA!!! (The entire setting shattered like glass with scientific equations everywhere as they were transported to a dimension cracking apart with hundreds of novas and one sun in a supernova while they were standing on the same place)...
  • Lost Link: WHAT DID YOU DO?!
  • Sephiroth: I transported your world into a dimension undergoing a Big Rip. Spefificly, the dimension of unstable suns.
  • Fu-Xi: ".... There's seriously a dimension of unstable suns?"
  • Scrooge: "Oy. Sometimes I have to question the logic of those Outer Gods."
  • Sephiroth: This was basicly the dimension where the longivity of suns were tested. And these were all the short-lived or the defected were tossed into and left to die. The dimension has become so big, matter is tearing itself apart. Eventually it will collapse on itself and everything will be destroyed, you along with it!
  • Kairi: YOU MONSTER!! THIS IS DIFFERNENTLY NOT WHAT MIRAGE WANTED YOU TO DO?! SHE ONLY WANTED YOU TO GET THE MANA REVERSES FOUNDTAIN, NOT PULL THIS?!
  • Sephiroth: Say goodbye to everything you have ever loved, Princess. You took everything away from us, so we'll take everything away from you!
  • Mo Tong: "I DON'T THINK YOU'RE VERY REPRESENTIVE TO THE LEAGE'S ACTUAL DESIRES ANYMORE, BUDDY?! YOU WERE SUPPOSE TO SNAG A FOUNDTAIN FOR THEM?!"
  • Sephiroth: "Say whatever you want, you're still doom?!"
  • Kairi: NOOOOO!! (She sobs along with many others)
  • Lost Link:... STOP!! (Summons a series of tall knights identical to the FF7 Knights of the Round, freeing the heroes from their immobilization and cornering Sephiroth)
  • Sephiroth:...... A Summoner.
  • Lost Link: You have done enough!
  • Sephiroth:... Not yet. (Tucked his six wing legs to the ground and back-hands her with his black arm wing)...
  • Lost Link: I won't let you do this!!
  • Sephiroth: Why not? What have people like them ever done for you besides banish you, ignore your warnings and paid the price for it? What will they learn if you heal the pain of such a mistake? They are terrible people. You're a FREAK and it's their fault! Remember what the father of the princess did to you. They just used you to get here. They don't care for you because you're a freak.
  • Lost Link:... I don't care! The past is in the past. Just because they ignored and mistreated me doesn't mean they deserve what they've gotten.
  • Sephiroth: YES IT DOES!! People who mistreat others think they can do it without consequence until karma gives them due punishment. So why shouldn't we let due consequences happen and teach them a lesson?
  • Lost Link: Because that's unforgivable. You don't just walk out on the people who raised and rewarded you just because of one bad act. Desertion is a disgraceful act of hate and revenge.
  • Sephiroth: Well too bad. This world is getting destroyed and nothing is stopping me.
  • Lost Link:... I WON'T LET YOU!!! (Her body was completely purged of Heartless making her human again as she summoned endless monsters at Sephiroth while this played)
Death Battle One-Winged Devil (Score from the ScrewAttack Series)

Death Battle One-Winged Devil (Score from the ScrewAttack Series)

  • Sephiroth:... Have it your way then.
  • The two started fighting....
  • Huifang: "..... Well this took a drumatic tone-shift."
  • Riku: "Eh, that's Kingdom Hearts for ya. It always gets more drumatic then it had a right to be."
  • Scrooge: "Well, given that it's a very safe bet that Great Cycle hooscow has warped Sephiroth beyond what the leage groomed him to be, Mirage really done in now sending this guy on a mission without checking if the Great Cycle did anything to him!"
  • Fu-Xi: "WE'LL BE SURE TO HAVE THE LOUGERS SEND CELESTIA TO BLOW UP THE LEAGE'S LAIR LATER?! RIGHT NOW, WE NEED TO FOCUS ON SURVIVING?! (The heroes fought Sephiroth who spawned magic vines that threw around hundreds of masamunes at them)"
  • Sora: (Dodging, dubbed as TFS Goku) No, no, no, no, no, no, NO!! (They cut a piece of his hair off) NOO, MY DOO!!! (Slashed at the vines with his Keyblade) STRANGER DANGER!!! (Cut out half of the vines)
  • Elsewhere, the world of Radient Garden was seen as a trio of Sun-Headed Phenoxes were seen.....
  • Sun-Head Phenox 1: "... Wait.... Fellow Celest-Layers, am, am I seeing this right?"
  • Celest-Layer 2: "Is that, a bleeding world?"
  • Celest-Layer 3: "Wait a minute, I thought it was very spefific to the other Outers that no worlds are to be placed in this realm, this is suppose to be a sun-testing area!"
  • Celest-Layer 1 (Sun-Headed Phenox): "Come on, girls, we need to bring this to the superviser."
  • Celest-Layer 2: "Why do we need the Superviser, we're Outer Gods, can't we handle this ourselves?"
  • Celest-Layer 3: "Because our superior wants to be informed of unexpected surprises like A WORLD IN A PLACE WE HOLD UNSTABLE SUNS?!"
  • Celest-Layer 2: "Doesn't he already have enough on his plate about what the Cosmic Citadel are talking about, something about the Magic Realms going kaput?"
  • Celest-Layer 1: "Well a world in danger of this place won't ease things! Now come on, we're finding the superviser! (The Celest-Layers flew off)."
  • Back in the world, Sora's group is still fighting off the vines.
  • Huifang: "IF I NEVER SEE ANOTHER OVER-GROWN KATANA AGAIN, IT'LL BE TOO SOON?!"
  • Sephiroth: (He had vines grab everyone and smack them around comically and even smacking them with each other) MIRAGE MIGHT NOT WANT THIS, BUT I HAVE OFFICIALLY COME THE CLOSEST TO ANY VILLAIN LEAGUER TO FINISH YOU OFF!!
  • Kairi: Guys, we have to get this world back to our dimension!
  • Donald: BUT HOW?!
  • Kairi: Erica! You said summoners can make homes in other dimensions, right? Can you transport the entire world back to the UUniverses before all those exploding suns incinerate us?
  • Erica: ARE YOU KIDDING?! A SUMMONER TRANSPORTING AN ENTIRE PLANET?!? THAT'S GOD-LEVEL WORK!!! MAYBE EVEN ONE OF THE COSMIC VERITY?!
  • Fu-Xi: "THEN SUMMON SOMEONE WHO CAN DO THAT FOR YOU FOR CRAP'S SA- (Gets slammed extra hard by the vines)....."
  • Lady Su: Fu-Xi, are you okay?
  • Fu-Xi: (Dazed) Did anyone get the number of where this BITCH came from?"
  • Sephiroth: "Final Fantasy VII."
  • Fu-Xi: "(Dazed) Thank you."
  • Erica: "What are even the odds I can be able to get the attention of something capable to effortlessly teleport a planet back into a proper world?!"
  • Jade Tusk: "At the very least try?!"
  • Erica:... (Sighs) I suppose the only creature that comes in mind is the grand Jörmangundr Grande. A giant cosmic snake that Keyblade Wielders and summoners used in the event of a world being under cosmic danger.
  • Huifang: "Okay, the name kinda weirds me out, I mean, "Jormangundr Grande"? Is he of norse or spanish desendent?"
  • Jade Tusk: "YOU SERIOUSLY COULDN'T PICK A BETTER TIME TO BE THIS STUPID HUIFANG?!"
  • Huifang: It's me, JT, you've known me long enough to figure that out.
  • Erica: The Jörmangundr Grande wasn't seen since the end of the Keyblade War, though, and summoning a creature the size of a comet takes a lot of time. So we'll have to distract Sephiroth.
  • Sephiroth: "You all are aware I can litterally hear you all talking about that, right?"
  • Cloud: "That doesn't mean you can stop us?! (Charges at Sephiroth)!"
  • Sephiroth: The hell I can't! (Magically traps their legs in crystal)... Do you kids ever learn? Cause as I said, I am unstoppab- Wait... Where's the summoner?
  • Sora: Does that answer your question?
  • Sephiroth: URRRRGH!!!! (Freezes all but their heads in crystal) You can stay and watch as your world dies. (Vanishes)
  • Riku:... I hope she pulls through.
  • Fu-Xi: "Ugghhh, the humiliation of not having the honor to take down that peg-winged pretty boy false angel?!"
  • Scrooge: "Can you please not start?!"
  • Cloud: He wasn't the best commander for the Villain League for nothing.
  • Donald: And yet we only came across him ONCE before. Of COURSE we were gonna half-ass it.
  • Huifang: "(Immature chuckle), Half-Assed. Is that to imply half of an ass?"
  • Jade Tusk: "Huifang, if I could move, I WOULD SMACK YOU?!"

Chapter 8: The Fight Against T.U.S.K/Rampage of the Feral Monarchs/Showdown with Mayor Swineton and Dr. Otton

Bopps Basement

  • Rick: (Only his eyes were seen in the dark) "Yeesh, this dang's basement is dark as balls!"
  • Trudy: (Only her eyes were seen in the dark) "Well pardon me if it would be a waste of electricity to leave the basement lights on if the basement is not being used. Besides, we have night vision, so stop bitching and use it."
  • Rick: Okay, MAAAA!!! Sheesh, if we have night vision, why do we even need lights?
  • Trudy: "It's for the animals who don't, duh."
  • Rick: Eh, most animals do, and animals that do STILL use lights. It doesn't make any sense.
  • Trudy: Just forget it.
  • Rick: Fine. But it's not like those pigs will give a rat's ass about your momsy's electricity bills if they HAVE SEARCH WARRANTS!!!
  • Trudy: "Yikes, you still seem rather grouchy."
  • Rick: "Look, I'm sorry about that, it's litterally years of bad memories to this city being a bitch to me."
  • Trudy: Hey, I'm sorry I ratted out your business. I didn't know what to-
  • Rick: Can we please drop that? I'm angry because Swineton is literally out there with the city under massive quarantine because of your new buddies. I'm frankly at my limit. I'd LOVE to hear your plan to defeat her because her obsessiveness is STARTING TO DRIVE ME CRAZY!!!
  • Trudy: "Well to have a plan, we need an understand of what Swineton is doing. And I want you to know how serious this is first."
  • Rick: "Oh trust me, I have no problem with anything related to Swineton being taken seriously, so enlighten me. What could Swineton be possabily doing, that even members of the Pred Underground never knew about?"
  • Trudy: Oh, what about, using those sentient butterflies I talked to turn people savage during Antelopez' mandatory concert in order to conceal peace between predators and prey because she's an Evolutionary?
  • Rick: Well that's oddly specific, but it almost sounds like her- Wait, roll that back?
  • Trudy: "..... You might wanna sit down. It's a long story."
  • Rick does exactly that, not saying a word, with a confused, curious stunned face.

French Narrator: One Head-Tilting Explanation Later...

  • Rick: PLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAASSSSSSSSSSEEEEEEEEEEEE tell me this is a joke.
  • Trudy: I WISH. I REALLY wish.
  • Rick: "..... Ho, ly, SHIT?! Swineton is ALOT of things, but.... A secret crazed member of an anichent group conspiring to force a utopia by making a history changing tragity?! YIKES! Never in a million EONS would I suspect that from Swineton of all people?!"
  • Trudy: "I know! This is REALLY crazy!"
  • Rick: I must be going mad. Sentient insects, aliens coming to help us, and now this? Has the world gone topsy-turvy?
  • Trudy: I really don't know. But it's real. So we need to wait for the heroes and plan for the final charge of action.
  • Rick: I have to bring up the fact that these 'weirdoes' are like an army. They'd be about as stealthy as a whale in a small river.
  • Trudy: Eh, I'm sure they can handle it.
  • Rick: So until they come in, we're supposed to sit in this dark quiet basement with nothing but a bunch of dumb moths around the only source of light?
  • ???: WHO'RE YOU CALLING DUMB, YA GIANT C***-BUTT?!?
  • Rick: The f***?! Who said that- (A privet hawk moth flew into his face as he saw it with his night vision) HOLY FINCHES OF DARWIN!!!! (Fell comically to the ground)
  • Moth: I AIN'T STUPID, YOU'RE STUPID!!! (Squeals comically while buzzing around)
  • Rick: WHAT THE F***!!!!
  • Moth: THERE'S A C*** ON YOUR BUTT, BOY!!!!
  • Rick: GET AWAY FROM ME!!! (Trips over more stuff and crashes comically)
  • Moth: (Grabs Rick's shirt) F*** ME!!!!
  • Rick: BIG BUG, BIG BUG, BIG, LIVE BUG!!! RAPID MOTH!!!! KILL IT BEFORE IT LAYS EGGS!!!!
  • Moth: I AIN'T PREGG YET UNTIL I BONE!!! YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEHA- (Trudy caught him in a jar) WHAT THE?!... WHAT'S THIS?! GEMME OUTTA HERE!! (Bumps around the glass edges) AHHH, WHAT KINDA INVISIBLE PRISON IS THIS?! GAAAHHH, CAN'T BREATH!!!
  • Trudy: Yes you can, there's holes on the lid.
  • Moth: HOLES?! YIPPEE, I'M OUTTA HE- (Bumps on the lid and only looks through the air holes)... AW C'MON, EVEN A DUST MITE COULDN'T FIT THROUGH THIS!!!
  • Trudy: Would you stop yelling?!
  • Moth: BITCH, DON'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO!!! FLICKER DON'T DO ANYTHING FOR NOBODY!!!!
  • Rick: YOU ALMOST GAVE ME A HEART ATTACK!!!
  • Moth (Flicker): WELL EXCUUUUUUUUUSE ME, C***-BUTT!
  • Rick: AND STOP CALLING ME THAT, IT'S CALLED A TAIL!!!
  • Flicker: Boy, I know a c*** when I see one.
  • Rick: "..... Is he one of your Sentient Bugs, Trudy?"
  • Trudy: "Well, I suspected he might be connected to them, cause this is the first time I saw this moth."
  • Flicker: You mean them Feral Monarchs? Ahh, they're just pansies. I'm just a crazy victim of the sentience pollen spread.... (Sniffs) I couldn't look at mah Ma and Pa the same way again... But now ah live down here away from them CRAAAAAZY giants.
  • Rick: But have you ever seen the Feral Monarchs?
  • Flicker: Well there was this one smoking hotty painted lady Jesabel, but aside from that, nope. Jesabel is just a passby, though.... A frequent one. ERRGH, WHY WON'T SHE JUST STOP PISSIN' HER PHEROMONES EVERYWHERE SHE GOES, IS SHE ASKIN' TO GET RAPED?!
  • Rick: ".... I, was not prepared for today."
  • Trudy: "How do you think I feel about this?"
  • Flicker: Now just lemme outta here, I'm about as knowledgeable to this as any of you are to wumbology.... Whatever the f*** that is.
  • Rick: (Shines a light on him) Not so fast. I think this Jesabel is a lead. Where'd you see her last?
  • Flicker:... The liiight.... It's so beautifuuul!! LEMME OUT, I WANT IT TO COCOON MAH BABIES!!!
  • Rick: Okay, seriously, when exactly did you lose your mind?
  • Flicker: Mmmm, 6 months ago. I woke up one morning married to a light bulb. An UGLY BURNT LIGHT BULB!!... (Sighs) But she was great in bed.
  • Trudy: I'll take it from here, Rick. (Shuts the light off)
  • Flicker: WHAWHA, what the s*** just happened? Did I get married to a light bulb again?
  • Trudy: Flicker, where did you last see Jesabel?
  • Flicker: "Oh, she said something about being a Feral Monarch accalight and that she went on an extended mission to stop a Termite Invadtion Plan."
  • Rick: "Termites, really?!"
  • Flicker: Hey, boy, a bug's gotta do what a bug's gotta do. Let's see your wiggly turd butt survive when you're this size.
  • Rick: Whatever. Where's this 'invasion plan'?
  • Flicker: "Beavis Beaver Condos."
  • Rick:... Well isn't that ironic? Wood eaters invading other wood eaters.
  • Flicker: "Hey don't let the hilariously cowinidentalness fool ya. The Condos are based in the woodland sections of the city. To termites, an entire city-section of wood is the PERFECT place to start an empire. If they takeover the condos, they'll take over that part of the city within days."
  • Trudy: "And it's already bad enough that Swineton tends to invoke a terrorable outbreak. A termite uprising is not what this city needs right now."
  • Flicker: Well then yer 'alien buddies' best be here soon so you can get yer keisters to them Condos before them termies make it worse.
  • Rick: What should we do with this light f****r?
  • Trudy: Well I don't think Mom would like a talking moth in her basement, so he should probably be escorted to Insectopia.
  • Flicker: THAT DUMBASS PLACE?! THOSE TOWNIES ARE VERY CHAOTIC!!!!
  • Rick: So are you.
  • Flicker:... That, is cutting, boy!
  • Rick: "What can I say? I say it like it is."
  • Flicker: Fine, whatever. But I ain't talkin to no townies.
  • Rick: Not even Jesabel? You obviously have a crush on her.
  • Flicker: NO I DON'T!!! SHE'S JUST GOT A PHEROMONE GLANDULAR CONDITION!! Every time the bitch farts she spreads her love potion. Though it does make her farts smell REALLY sweet.
  • Rick: Ewww.
  • Trudy: She must have hundreds of restraining orders.
  • Flicker: Bitch, she's got a restraining order on the entire world. On BOTH genders.
  • Rick: "Look, it's a nice distraction, but can we go already?"
  • Trudy: Not until the others arrive.
  • Rick: But those pigs could be here any moment.
  • Trudy: NOT, UNTIL, THE OTHERS, ARRIVE!
  • Flicker: Yeesh, woman, how stubborn can ya get?
  • Trudy: Don't make me shake your jar.
  • Rick: Bunny, this would literally be one of the first places they'll look. We have to go now.
  • Trudy: I can assure you that my family can handle it.
  • Rick: Oh, get out of town, YOUR family can handle them. What're they gonna do? Snuggle them to death?

Meanwhile, Upstairs.

  • The T.U.S.K. pigs and sheep are so over-fed on food that they're too fat and lazy to be able to move or really care about anything....
  • Grandpa: "Never underestimate the addiction of carrot cake."

Basement

  • Rick:... AW COME ON!! IF WE HAD KNOWN THAT, THIS WHOLE THING WOULD'VE BEEN OVER YEARS AGO!!!
  • Flicker: Yeah, the only explanation is those carrot cakes were cracked.
  • Trudy: I'm a cop, remember?
  • Flicker: Then your family clearly has secrets.
  • Rick: ".... Okay, at most, we were lucky that it was just some noob low-entry guys that were after us, but that's no reason to get cocky."
  • Trudy: We really don't know what those guys can fall for, so we can't use the same cheap tactic twice.
  • Flicker: NO S***, OFFICER SHERLOCK!!! (Trudy shook his jar) GYAA-AAA-AAA-AAA-AAAH!!!!
  • Trudy: The least you can do is just shut up.
  • Rick: And you're just going to stay in that jar. People would be freaked if a sentient moth flew around them like a... Well, crazy moth.
  • Flicker: You can't contain me in this 'jar', c***-butt!
  • Rick: "WILL YOU STOP EQUATING MY TAIL TO GENITALIA?!"
  • Flicker: Make me. That is if you're not scared of giant moths anym- (He was shaken again)... Convincing... GUUUUUUUH! (Faints)
  • Rick: "..... Little Jackass."
  • Trudy: Yeah, he was getting on my nerves.
  • Rick: So, when do you think those weirdoes are coming?
  • Trudy: No idea, but wherever they are, they better hurry before pigs that DON'T like carrot cakes show up.

Meanwhile...

  • Monkey: IT'S BEEN AN HOUR AND STILL NOTHING BUT THE P.I.G.S COMING IN EVERY DIRECTION AND NO SIGN OF THOSE TWO!!!
  • Sir Hiss: "Crazy idea, everyone, but..... What if Trudy and Richard had retreated to the Bopps' house?"
  • Icky: ".... Wait a minute, yeah..... Weren't we on route there?"
  • Lord Shen: "Well, we had agreed that it would be too obvious and just scoured the city after we were just about there."
  • Dr. Zander: "YOU MEAN WE WERE JUST ABOUT THERE BUT BECAUSE IT HAS BEEN DEEMED TOO OBVIOUS YOU HAPHAZORDLY LEFT?!"
  • Mabel: "Hey, I tried to tell them that we should stay on course."
  • Dr. Zander: "(Stresses out incredably while uttering gibberish)!? SO ALL THAT CAR CHASE NONSESE WAS POINTLESS THEN?!"
  • B.O.B.: "Well, abit, but at least we had fun doing it."
  • Dr. Zander: "Ohhh, ohh.... (Nose started bleeding)....."
  • B.O.B.: "You okay dude?"
  • Dr. Zander: "(Cracking voice) Don't, mind meeeeeeee. Just having an anuisum from sheer stupidity....."
  • B.O.B.: "Yikes. And yet you worked in a musuem?"
  • Missing Link: "That's, not what he meant, B.O.B., not even once."
  • From the Moble Home, Dr. Zander brayed like a mad Zebra!
  • Dr. Zander started to have a major mental breakdown!
  • Skipper: "MAD ZEBRA AT 6:00!"
  • Lord Shen: "SHUT HIM UP BEFORE HE ALARMS THE NEIGHTBERHOOD?!"
  • Goldie: "YOU NEED TO FEED HIM HIS STRESS PILLS?!"
  • Spongebob: "HE TAKES STRESS PILLS?! WELL NO WONDER HE GOT SO GROUCHY?! (They did that)"
  • Dr. Zander: UGGH!!! HOW COULD THIS GET-
  • Lord Shen: FINISH THAT SENTENCE, AND I SWEAR TO YINGLONG!!!
  • Lucky Jack: GUYS?! WE GOT COMPANY!!! (More tanks and law enforcement blockades were seen posing an obstacle course all over their way to the Bopps House)
  • Pig Officer: STOP BREAKING THE LAW, ASSHOLES!!!!
  • Dr. Zander:... KILL MEEEEE!!!!
  • Skipper: (Rico hacked out an assault rifle) Rico, he was being sarcastic.
  • Rico: (Swallowed the rifle back up) Awww!!
  • Kowalski: WE'D HAVE TO BE BREAKING THE SPEED LIMIT AT THE MAXIMUM TO GET THROUGH THAT!!!
  • Mabel: GOOD IDEA!!
  • Everyone: WAIT, WHAT?!
  • Mabel: EVERY MAN/ANIMAL FOR THEMSELVES!!! (Floors it charging into the massive blockades)
  • Kowalski: NONONO, WAITWAITWAIT, AAAAAAHHHHGH!!!
  • The T.U.S.K. members quickly lost their nerve and dodged out of the way of the charging moble home!
  • Pig Officer: "..... Maybe I should've asked more nicely. (A Warthog Cop punched him) OWCH?!"
  • All the heroes screamed and after the tires went flat from the tire spikes, got massively wrecked from the tanks and vehicles, and the fur and wool of dodging police officers, the mobile home finally arrived to the Bopps Home....
  • Mr. Whiskers: -AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA- (Brandy slapped him) Thank you.
  • Brandy: No problem.
  • Boar Cop: (Got out of the carnage panting)... Okay, fine, you made it to Trudy's home, but that does not me tha- (The Furious Five and Po drumaticly jumped out in slow motion)... (In Slow Motion) Ohhhhhhh, Sh******************- (Gets smacked by Tigress in slow motion) Ohhhhhhhhhhhh! (Normal speed returned as the Boar Cop was sent across the yard and crashed into a bush)..... You win. (Moans in pain)
  • The Furious Five and Po began to smack down every imposing T.U.S.K. member!
  • Sheep and Ram Snipers were seen on the roofs of houses and began to fire tranq darts!
  • Mantis: "(Starts kicking away fence parts) Guys, incoming!"
  • The Fence Parts snagged every dart at the group's direction!
  • Po: "(Acupunches a Boar Cop) Thanks Mantis!"
  • The Sheep Snipers are trying to reload, but then, Mushu and Rico appeared!
  • Mushu: "(Batman voice) It's sheering time!"
  • Rico brought up a pair of sheers and pressed the on button, laughing maniacly!
  • The Sheep Snipers all sheep-scream and jumped off the Houses in panic!
  • Boss Wolf: "THIS LITTLE PIGGIE WENT TO MARKET!! (Punches a Pig Cop and sent him flying) This little piggie stayed home!! (Uses his hammer to slam a Boar Cop into the ground with his head sticking up with a dazed stupid face) This little piggie had roast beef!! (Shoves a Warthog Cop into an cooking grill as the Warthog Cop screamed in pain) This little piggie had none!"
  • Pig Cop: "Oh thank goodness- (Boss Wolf grabbed him).... Uh oh."
  • Boss Wolf: "And this piggie went- (Tosses the Pig Cop as he squealed across the neightberhood and crashed into a house) ALL THE WAY HOME SCREAMING FOR MOMMY!!!"
  • The Grilled Warthog: "OHHH, MY FACE?! MY FACE?! I'M DISFIGURED?! I'M IN PAIN?!"
  • Spyro: "Here, let me give you some ice! (Freezes the Grilled Warthog solid!)"
  • The Grilled Warthog: "(In ice) Too, cold!"
  • A Ram in Riot Gear charged forth giving a battle cry!
  • Lord Shen intersected, grabbed the ram by the horns, and tossed him right into the Bopps House, crashing through a window and slamming on the ground, as a Large Tubby Bopps Family member paid it no mind and still watched TV.
  • Big Bopps Member: "Auntie, Grandpa, can you close the window, it's getting drafty in here."
  • More Riot Gear Rams were coming forth!
  • Sparx flew up to one of them!
  • Sparx: "(Mockingly) BAA BAA BLACK SHEEP, HAVE YOU ANY WOOL?!"
  • Riot Gear Ram: "HOW DARE YOU?! I'M GREYISH WHITE AT BEST?! (Tries to hit Sparx but ends up knocking out some of the Riot Gear Rams instead!)"
  • Riot Gear Captain: "STOP HITTING YOUR OWN TEAM MEMBERS, YOU STUPID LA- (Sparx got in front of him as well, then ended up being knocked out by the same Riot Gear Ram instintly)...."
  • Riot Gear Ram: "Ohhh! Sorry captain! (Shifu Judo Kicked him down) D'OW?!"
  • Judy, Nick and Jade's team were watching this battle unfold from afar.....
  • Nick: "..... Tch, not much for subtily, are they?"
  • Judy: "I, don't suppose they could use some help against these guys."
  • ???: "You have yer own problems."
  • Warren, Boaris, and Winnipig were seen from the group's distence.
  • Warren: "Defeating ZPD cops and aliens, (Pulls out Machine Gun loaded with darts) Is full time job now."
  • Boaris snorted as he readied another sniper.
  • Winnipig: "(Sees Jade).... (Scoffs), Well if it isn't Akina Jade...... The Master's faverite."
  • Jade: "(Angerly) Winnipig. I wouldn't expected any less of you to serve a wrong side."
  • Friller: "I, take it you two go way back?"
  • Jade: "Another one of my sensei's less desireable apprentieses."
  • Winnipig: "Jadey, I'm hurt. You're lucky hurt feelings don't count for assult on an officer."
  • Anna: "We're cops too, buster."
  • Winnipig: "Ohh, but that's the thing.... (Cracks neck abit).... Herbavoris' ain't your jurisdiction."
  • Nick: "But Antelopez IS! Also, we got you numbnuts surrounded."
  • Warren: "Tch, who needs quantity, when you have stragity?"
  • Three New T.U.S.K. members showed up as well.
  • Winnipig: "Say hello to the OTHER top members of T.U.S.K. that'll kick your asses! Hairston, Wart Smalls, and Javelina."
  • Philippine Warty Pig (Hairston): INVADERS GONNA DIE TONIGHT!!
  • Pygmy Hog (Wart Smalls): YOU BASTARDS WILL TAKE US SERIOUSLY!!!
  • Peccary (Javelina): I'LL BREAK EVERY BONE IN YOUR BODIES!!!
  • Warren: DAMMIT, YOU GUYS, NO SHOWBOATING!!
  • Nick: Oh, come on. What makes THOSE losers so special?
  • Warren: "(Chuckles), Ask and you shall rechive."
  • Buzz: ".... Why am I getting the feeling you're gonna regret saying that, Nick?"
  • Javelina: Caught em! (The heroes were already taken down)
  • Nick: Adi-WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA?!?
  • Friller: HOW IN THE WORLD?!?
  • Warren: A good officer never reveals his secrets.
  • Friller: Unless it's because they cheated.
  • Warren: This isn't a game of cops and robbers, idiot. It's ACTUAL cops and robbers. So ACT LIKE IT IS!! (They were surrounded by sheep officers) You're all under arrest for harboring invaders.
  • Anna: They're not invaders and you know it!
  • Warren: They're aliens, so they might as well be.
  • Judy: You know, you really should expect the unexpected. (The officers were immediately surrounded by the ZPD and Bogo)
  • Bogo: Drop your weapons, Warren!
  • Warren: Oh, Chief Bogo. Heads up, you're going to look like an idiot in 3, 2, 1... (Hornberger appeared pointing a gun to his head forcing him to have all the ZPD stand down)
  • Hornberger: Oh, how the tables have turned, Bogo. You were always the best. But living in a city-state produces much better cops. Seriously, how did you expect to win this fight?
  • Bogo: I don't know, try a diversion. (The Lodgers had escaped as Wart, Javelina, and Hairston were out cold)...
  • Hornberger:... DAMMIT!!!!... On the other hand... Everyone, drop your weapons or he dies! (The entire ZPD did that and were cuffed)... Those Lodgers will come right to us and deliver those two conspirators if they value your lives. But first, cavity search. We don't want to go down the same way Bellwether did. (They searched and confiscated all of their equipment including Judy's carrot pen)... Goodbye to your little leverage collector. (Smashes it)
  • Judy: I'm pretty sure destroying police property is a huge felony-
  • Hornberger: NOBODY CARES!! Now destroy the other pens. We won't fall for the same trick with Wolfen twice. (They did that) Good. And just in case, you are all not leaving our sight. And here's why! (They collar them) Proximity tame collars. If any of you leave my side, ZAP! 10,000 volts. A portable electric chair.
  • Legsworth: This seems a little overkill.
  • Hornberger: Yes, but you have to prepare for the unpredictable somehow. It's just like you told me, to expect the unexpected. Now move. (They were taken away)
  • Bogo: You won't get away with this!
  • Hornberger: WATCH me! (They locked them into the police van)

Bopps House

  • Mabel: (The caravan fell apart)... In hindsight, charging through that blockade was a bad idea. AND IF YOU SAY 'YA THINK', I'M GONNA SHOW YOU MY GROSS LEGS!!
  • Sparx/Baloo: (They reacted like Pacha and the Kuzco to Yzma's near-exposure)
  • Trudy: Well great. Now what do we do?
  • Flicker: LIGHT EVERYWHERE!!! LEMME OUT, I WANNA C** EVERYWHERE!!!
  • Icky:... WTF, MAN?!
  • Sparx: GROSS!!!
  • Rick: "Don't ask."
  • Trudy: "No seriously, WHAT ARE WE GONNA DO NOW?!"
  • Mabel: "Oh worry not. Hornberger ain't out of the woods yet."

T.U.S.K. HQ.

  • Hornberger: "(As the ZPD are brought out) And once your alien friends turn themselves and the rabbit and Rick Milde in, then I'll tell Swineton that you people are finally caught! And thus, it's another victory for Herbavor- (Got hit by something purple) GAAAAAAAAAAH! (Drops down as Vice-Chief Uganda was seen with a Nighthowler Pellet gun)."
  • Vice-Chief Uganda: "Mabel showed me THIS, Hornberger?!"
  • Hornberger began to scream as he turned into an unsentient shell of himself as he lost the control dial for the collars and unwittingly destroyed it!
  • The collars fall off from useless, destroying the T.U.S.K. forces confidence!
  • Warren: "Uhhhh....."
  • Bogo: "(Folds arms)...... Now who looks like an idiot?"
  • Warren: "...... I, don't suppose it's not too late to apologise for that?"
  • Silence......
  • Suddenly, Jenny juduo-chop Warren right in the neck, knocking him out!
  • Jenny: "It's SO Totes McGoat too lates for sorries!"
  • Alberta flew in with Sky Patrol!
  • Alberta: "HEY MISS UGANDA?! I TALKED THE SKY PATROL TO SIDE WITH US LIKE ASKED?!"
  • The Sky Patrol charged forth at the T.U.S.K. members, flying too fast for the various pigs and sheep to focus on!
  • Boaris: "This is too much?! I'm getting out of here?! (Makes a run for it, only to run into Katy who kicks him down) OY?!"
  • Winnipig: "..... Uh, maybe, I should call Swineton and- (Bumps into Jade)......"
  • Jade: "..... Your dishonor, ends today."
  • Winnipig: "(Nerviously) Hey, hey, hey now, Jade. We were students togather, we- (Jade nerve-pinches Winnipig)..... Nuts. (Suddenly went to sleep)......"
  • The no longer confident T.U.S.K. began to make a run for it, but then were surprised by the Lougers and Trudy's arrival with Rick and his friends.....
  • Mabel: "..... F.Y.I., it's like Hornberger had said. Expect the unexpected. He enjoyed his victory abit too soon until he was sure he won."
  • The T.U.S.K. group quickly cowerd down and gave up!
  • Uganda: "(While having the unsentientised Hornberger held on a leash)..... Thank you for telling me about this, Mabel. One part of Swineton's correction has collapsed."
  • Mabel: "Well, mainly because this part of the problem kept getting in the way. May as well get rid of it."
  • Suddenly, Ugly Bradly appeared with his de-pumpkined tank, pointing at the surprised group, as he groaned angerly.
  • Rick: "..... Okay, that's it?! (Gets right onto Ugly Bradly's tank and surprises him!) YA KNOW SOMETHING UGLY?! (STARTS SMACKING UGLY BRADLY ACROSS THE FACE REPEATEDLY) I, HAVE HAD, ENOUGH, OF YOU?!"
  • Rick grabbed Ugly Bradly by the tusks, pulled him out with some struggle, then with Trudy, Nick and Judy's joined in help, lifted Ugly Bradly up, of which the brute started to groan cowerdly!
  • Trudy: "AND THIS, IS FOR SCARING ME ON MY FIRST DAY, BRAD?!"
  • The four tossed Ugly Bradly off the tank as he fell flat on his face, painfully!
  • Silence, as the camera focused on the fallen Bradly.......
  • Bradly, began to slowly picked himself up, but it was seen that his ingowing tusks, had broken off from the process, even the one that was dangeriously closer to his brain.....
  • Bradly began to felt his face, realising that the tusks were gone.......
  • Bradly: "...... (High-Pitched Voice) Oh my golly gosh?! (This surprised everyone)! The tusks that would've one day kill me are gone?! I'm free?! I'M FREE?! Well, at least till what tusks I have left start growing back, BUT I'M FREEEEEEE?! I'M FREE?!"
  • Rick: "...... That, is NOT, what I was expecting Bradly yo sound like with the tusks."
  • Bradly: "I'M FREE?! I'M FREE?! (Grabs the four and hugs them) I CAN I EVER REPAY YOU GUYS FOR SAVING ME FROM A CERTAIN EVENTUAL DEATH FOR AT LEAST A FEW EXTRA YEARS?!"
  • Trudy: "..... Not, breaking us in half would be a good start."
  • Bradly: ".... Oh, sorry. Don't know my own strentgh."
  • Rick: "(As Bradly let them go) Buuuut..... There is something else you can help us with. We need help to put Swineton in a false sense of security."
  • Bradly: "Well, at most she only listens to Hornberger, and she might question on if I started to make any sound other then (Groans in the scary voice), she would suspect something."
  • Iago: "Then this calls, for the master, of Voices."

Bughouse.

  • Swineton was looking at the Feral Monarchs.
  • Swineton: "Soon, my purply beauties..... You'll be apart of history.... A glorious, unstoppable history."
  • Swineton's walkie-talkie acted up and she answered.
  • Swineton: "Anything to report, Hornberger?"
  • "Hornberger"'s Voice: "(Perfect match for his voice) You'll be pleased to know that we captured the Lougers and the ZPD team."
  • Swineton: "Oh SWELLLL, Hornberger. When you get your act togather, you REALLY get your act togather. Now, be sure to hold down those outsiders up all the way through the biggest moment this city will ever exspearience, got it? In the meantime, I'm gonna reduse enough security so they can go back to T.U.S.K. HQ and give additional support in keeping the guests contained. I'll still maintain enough to watch out for, surprises. Oh, and be aware that the camera system is still being fixed, so I mean it that you need to keep those aliens and Judy's trope down for the count. Now, if you'll excuse me, I'm off to see if this news can demoralise Antelopez GREATLY! Ta-ta. (Hangs up)..... I love it when a plan falls into place...... Waaaait... He didn't sound right. He'd report more than just 'going okay'... Well, I'd better make sure this isn't a trap. Those Lodgers are crafty."
  • Butters: Madam! Are you sure it's okay to just suspect too much?
  • Swineton: (Laughs) You can't be too suspicious when it comes to opponents like the Lodgers. In fact, I wonder if they're trying to PUT ME INTO A FALSE SENSE OF SECURITY?! (Chuckles insanely as Butters and Brad just stared worried) Well it's not going down like that. Two can play at that game. I'll make them THINK I've got my guard down. (Chuckles crazily)
  • Brad: Mayor?
  • Swineton: Uhuhuh, sorry. I'm just being a little, safe. Nothing is truly safe with the Lodgers. You can't let your guard down for one second! I REFUSE to go down like Bellwether or Whyte! I can't gamble, man!! I have to avoid any cartoonish surprises at all costs! I may be wrong, but what if I'm right?!
  • Butters:... Mayor Swineton, are you so excited about tomorrow that you're afraid the Lodgers are going to ruin it?
  • Swineton: AFRAID?! WHO'S AFRAID?! I'M NOT AFRAID!! DO I LOOK AFRAID?!?... (Her eyes twitch)
  • Butters:... I don't want to answer that.
  • Swineton: Guys, I may sound really clingy, but you know those Lodgers! You CAN'T outsmart them so easily! They're TOO unpredictable!!! YOU NEED TO EYE THEM EVERY SECOND, AND WITH THE SURVEILLANCE OUT, I AM STARTING TO WORRY WHAT'S GONNA HAPPEN!!! I HAVE PREPARED FOR THIS MOMENT IN FOREVER!!! AND THEN THESE MISFITS THREATEN TO TAKE IT ALL AWAY!!!! I HAVE TO DO THIS!!!! NOW GET OFF MY CASE AND CHECK UP ON HORNBERGER!!!
  • Butters:... Okay. (They left as Swineton was alone in her office worried)
  • Swineton:... (Sighs) Why did this have to happen?! Did those Zootopians bring Ante to me just to make this day happen?! Who can I even trust anymore?!...

Meanwhile...

  • Iago: There's no way this is going to work. Swineton surely had ways to tell that wasn't Hornberger.
  • Mabel: Yes, she does. And that's actually part of the plan. The effort wasn't to put her in a false sense of security. You can't do that to someone with extreme OCD.
  • Judy: What do you mean?
  • Mabel: To defeat an OCD extremist, you have to THINK like one. Think about it. When you're under threat by cartoon heroes who can take you by surprise and are extremely unpredictable, what would you do?
  • Panic: I, do not know!
  • Mabel: Exactly! This wasn't to put her in a false sense of security. It was to bring her into so much paranoia, she'd be uncertain about what to do. And that gives US an advantage.
  • Wolfen: Wowee, you really ARE Mabel the Great.
  • Bradly: "Well they didn't made a statue and alot of old timey posters for nothing."
  • Wolfen: "..... Is it weird to say I kinda liked you better then you just groaned alot?"
  • Bradly: "Sorry about that. The voice is because I came from an extreme chasity family that neutered me in the name of purity."
  • Finbarr: "..... Damn."
  • Mabel: So, she'll be concocting several plans at once. So, you guys need to concoct MORE plans. And that means, literally every single one of you have to come up with a plan. It doesn't matter how stupid it is, how convoluted it is, how strategic, how stealthy, how brutal, how upfront, or just how ridiculous it is. You all need to enact whatever crazy plan you can come up with. And you need to do them, ALL AT ONCE! There's no way Swineton can keep up with all of them. As for her and Antelopez? One has to rescue her, and the other take down the other.
  • SpongeBob:... Never in my life have we EVER had an opportunity to be comically random to save the day than right now.
  • Chaos: (Chuckles) You had me at unpredictable!
  • Sparx: YES!! A time to get helpfully wacky!!!
  • Uganda: "Well I'll stay in the station and watch out for the ineditable possability Swineton would send her little birdies to check up on Hornberger."
  • Mabel: Wise decision. But we should first consider the first and most important decision Swineton will do.
  • Boss Wolf: And that would be?
  • (Swineton): (On intercom) Attention all citizens of Herbavoris. This is Mayor Swineton. It's my unfortunate duty to tell you that... Well... We're being squeezed by the invaders. These invaders have proven to be, shall we say, unpredictable. I cannot find a way to beat them. They are posing a threat to our way of life, and... Sad to say, until it is ended... I have no choice, but to, postpone the Antelopez concert.
  • Mabel:... That.
  • Trudy: Mabel my friend, you just made this, much, MUCH easier.
  • Mabel: It's time to end her tyranny once and for all. But... There's just one more thing to take into account, and that's what Swineton will do with Antelopez....

Prison

  • Antelopez: YOU'RE POSTPONING MY CONCERT?!
  • Swineton: I must. Until I know it's safe, you are going to be my leverage.
  • Antelopez: Leverage?! ARE YOU LOCO?!?
  • Swineton: Remember what I will do to you if you don't cooperate, Ante!
  • Antelopez: It won't matter what you do to me. You're GOING to lose this battle. You can lie to everyone here, but you can't lie to outsiders.
  • Swineton: I've put my ENTIRE LIFE into this town. I do this because I don't want predators to hurt prey just as they did to me. Predators are NOT to be trusted. I learned that the day Wolpus threw me into that sewer. I made an example out of him years later...

Flashback

  • (Swineton): It was election day and my campaign against predators wasn't going strong. Especially when Wolpus was a politician for my opponent. With everyone too stubborn to understand my views, I had no choice but to prove it myself.
  • Wolpus: Elsa... Look... About what I did years ago-
  • Swineton: Meh, water under the bridge. We were dumb teenagers after all. I knew losing the election was inevitable. No use fighting it.... In fact, why don't I let bygones be bygones and go out to do something fun tonight? What do you say?
  • Wolpus: That sounds wonderful.
  • Swineton: All your friends from graduation day will be there too. Everyone needs to make amends.
  • Wolpus: Fair's fair. I'll see you tonight.
  • (Swineton): Little did he know that I had a surprise waiting for him. (Wolpus entered only to find his friends being injured by angry herbivores)
  • Wolpus: What the hell?! (Saw the tattoos on the particular Herbavores)..... AW CRAP?! THE HERBAGORES?! A PRED HATE GROUP OF PREY?! I RECKITNESED THAT WOLF SKULL SKEWERED BY A HORN ANYWHERE?!
  • Pig: A FILTHY WOLF!!!!
  • Hippo: YOU PREDATORS GIVE HERBAVORIS A BAD NAME!!!
  • Rhino: KILL HIM!! (They attacked as he tried to avoid fighting until one of his friends ends up bleeding out and dying)
  • Wolpus: LANNY!! NOOOOO!!!!
  • Cow: Bitch got what she deserved. And soon, you'll join her!!
  • Wolpus:... You... YOU KILLED MY GIRLFRIEND!!!! YOU FUCKING STUPID HERBAGORES LIKE TO THINK PREDS ARE MONSTERS, BUT HAVE YOU BASTURDS LOOKED IN A MIRROR LATELY?! (He lost himself and violently attacked the herbivores almost killing several of them and stopped when they were all down)....... What was this even?!
  • (Swineton): (Slowly claps) Bravo, Wolpus! Bravo! You sure gave me all the evidence I needed to win my title as mayor.
  • Wolpus: Elsa?... What did you- (Saw the cameras that recorded his massacre)... What, did you do?!
  • Swineton: What you made me do long ago. I had to be sure all of you would show up here, the perfect spot for a predator massacre.
  • Wolpus:... So... You got everyone, here, for this?!
  • Swineton: (Chuckles), They got the same silly idea you did that I actselly wanted to bury the hatchet! Bet the Herbagores were QUITE the shock value for them!
  • Wolpus: (Gasps)... Lanny? Morris? Wesley? HOW COULD YOU?!
  • Swineton: Oh, do you HONESTLY expect me to give a concern for the well-being of predators?!
  • Wolpus: But you said you were so-
  • Swineton: WOLPUS, LIVE UP TO THE THING ABOUT WOLVES BEING SMART ANIMALS AND GET IT THROUGH YOUR HEAD?! I USED YOU!! I USED ALL FOUR OF YOU!! I TRUSTED you when you wanted to change!! All of you threw that trust into the sewers with me!! I HAVE NO REASON TO DOUBT ANY OTHER HERBIVORE COULD BE NEXT!! ALL THESE HERBIVORES BELIEVED ME AND SUPPORTED ME!
  • Wolpus: "ONLY BECAUSE THEY WERE THE HERBAGORES?!"
  • Swineton: Infomation I'll be sure will be absint in the offictal viewing. By the by, ya did save me from having to pay these guys after I win the election, they were pricy as BALLS! Ahem, this being said..... You predators turned your back on herbivores like us! There's no other reason why predators make up most crime in the world!! It HAS to be this way!
  • Wolpus: I... I declined an important meeting with my candidate because I trusted you! We both just broke the law tonight! If anybody got word of this, we'd both be in trouble!! Sure, the canidate will distence away from me, BUT YOU'LL BE IN POLITICAL TROUBLE AS WELL, YOU PSYCO HOG?! I OUGHTA- (Calms down in figuring that Swineton's insanity is largely his fault)... Elsa, I'm SORRY for what I did to you. But don't take it out on all predators in this city! I promise I'll make it right. Just give me the footage and I give you my word that we'll never have to have this problem again!...
  • Swineton:... Tempting, Wolpus, but after tonight, I know firsthand that I was right about predators! With some creative editing, I'll remove any info relating to these guys being Herbagores and just make it look like you went beserk on random innosents! I DEFINITELY can't trust predators after this. And neither should anyone else! I am GOING to the press with this footage, after some edits alchourse, and it's going to give no-good predators like you EXACTLY what you deserve!
  • Wolpus: NO, I CAN'T LET YOU! (Some of the prey grabbed him) NO, LET ME GO!!!!
  • Swineton: What are you going to do? Bite him? Go ahead, you'll just be giving me more evidence. Keep him here until the job is done. Tomorrow, EVERYTHING changes!
  • (Swineton): So the footage was tweeked before being leaked and went viral all across Herbavoris. My votes went through the roof. Everyone was BEGGING for me to prevent predators from acting out like he did. And I even had a muzzled Wolpus immediately in custody and implemented appropriately as the first test subject for the Tame Collars. Sure the tests took away his sanity, but it was worth it.

Present

  • Swineton: So you see, Ante, even if predators are nice, not only will they end up lying to you, but no matter how evolved we are, we're just animals. Reacting like he did would only produce another addition to the high predator criminal count. Only takes one wrong move to bring predators into savagery and given a one-way ticket to jail. Really, this is a kindness. Predators are better off this way.
  • Antelopez:... Swineton, even if what you said KIND OF makes sense, it doesn't mean what you're doing is right. Having them shocked on a regular basis is STILL wrong.
  • Swineton: Well even so, I became an Evolutionary for this same reason. Predators are still discriminated, and arguably for good reason. They react too savagely to something horrible. I have to do this to end pain like that because prejudice is what makes people like me. And I'm warning you, if you tell ANYBODY about what I said to you, you know what that 'jewelry' will do. If you destroy my hard work, you're asking for herbivores like you and me to get hurt.
  • Antelopez: I don't care what you say. Predators' violent reactions and mistreatment or not, you WILL be stopped. And even if I don't tell them, they WILL find out. You are more of a hurtful predator than the actual predators out there.
  • Swineton: Well someone's being SPICY today?! I know you're abit miffed about the concert being canceled even when you weren't nuts for it, but yeesh?!
  • Antelopez: "And I still wasn't?! I was just surprised you would change course so unexpectedly! I thought you wanted to-"
  • Swineton: And I still do, I just want to avoid being STUPID about it! You're still my leverage. I've come too far to be stopped by a bunch of misfit aliens! (Grabs her and takes her away) Now come along, you overglorifived aficanised deer!
  • Antelopez: "OKAY, I KNOW YOU'RE ALREADY RACIST, BUT NO NEED FOR THAT SLANG?! OW?! AND YOU'RE HURTING ME?! YOU HAVE AN UNEXPECTEDLY STRONG GRIP FOR A PIG?!"
  • Swineton: "Fair's fair, deers are pretty much lightweights! Kinda why Unsentient Preds LIKE to eat them?! Less of a hazzle to munch on! NOW MOVE IT!!!"

Secret Hideout

  • Bianca: Sorry to bring you guys into a filthy isolated area to hide, but there's too many of you to fit in Insectopia.
  • Hunter: Yeah.
  • Lord Shen: We have shrink rays and we HAVE used them.
  • Prayer: Oh... Well why didn't you say so?

Insectopia

  • Trudy: You know this is MUCH better, but I never understood how shrink rays work. If you're small, shouldn't air molecules be too large for your lungs to process?
  • Kowalski: That's why shrink rays need to change not just size, but anatomy and biology. Now our lungs can process air molecules better.
  • Trudy: I guess that makes sense. At least we don't have those bug tubes that determine size with how much oxygen there is.
  • Flicker: Heads up, some of us are sensitive about dung like that.
  • Bianca: So, you want to intercept Jesabel at the Beaver Condos?
  • Rick: Well that IS what we said, yes.
  • Prayer: "Well, you do much keep in mind that Jesabel has, shall we say.... Caught herself in quite a pickle. Her common, pheramone problem, has have her caught into an arranged marriage situation with the Termite General Dictator who had redused the queen into a birth slave: Sumpreme General Kaka Poopeehead."
  • Silence.....
  • Icky: ".... Will you excuse some of us for a moment. (Icky, Iago, the Hyenas, the Dactyls and Raptors, Spongebob, Patrick, and Private all entered a private room)....."
  • Muffled but still loud roarious laughter was heard!
  • Prayer: "....... They found the name unintentionally humorious, did they?"
  • Lord Shen: "At least they mustered enough mannors to take it somewhere else."
  • Flicker: "(Snickers), I can't blame them?! That name's hilarious?!"
  • Hunter: "It's only like that because it's a cultural thing?! Termites speak termitinese, where only some words still sound english."
  • Boss Wolf: "Well what's the Queen's name."
  • Prayer: "(As the Laughers were about to come back in) Queen Icup. (The Laughers went back in)."
  • Boss Wolf: "(Snickers abit)..... Care to spell it."
  • Hunter: "Oh sure, it's I-C-U-P- HEY WAIT A MINUTE?!"
  • Boss Wolf left to join the laughers in the other room as the laughter got louder.
  • Lord Shen: ".... No offence, but, I don't think Termitinese is, particularly mature sounding."
  • Bianca: "Well fair's fair, they're kinda still trapped between tribal stage and civilised thinking. Sometimes introdusing sentience into a creature not selected by the Niche Value tends to give up pretty wacky results!"
  • Mr. Krabs: "And it shows."
  • Dr. Zander: "...... (Strained stress) Do it for Ante, Do it for Ante, Do it for Ante?!"
  • Hunter: "Zebra guy's okay?"
  • Goldie: "He suffers from severe stress disorders."
  • Dr. Zander: "Look?! I know I must feel like deadweight to you all, and I don't entirely blame you all for that?! It's just.... I AM NOT USED TO GOING THROUGH EXTREME SITUATIONS LIKE THIS?! For every uncouth thing I said about you people, I DON'T MEAN IT?! I just figured things would've gone more smoothly?! I didn't meant to be dragged into rescuing Ante with you all! I was hoping that-"
  • Po: "We pull it off without doing stupid or crazy things?"
  • Dr. Zander: "YES, I-"
  • Rick: "Hey, doc, can I talk for you for a moment.... (Zander nods abit)..... Look, I agree that having your girlfriend falsely arrested does suck..... But don't be mad at life for that.... Be mad at Swineton for rigging everything..... Those cameras being connected to even the museum were her idea. Wasn't for that, this would've gone more smoothly for you."
  • Dr. Zander: "..... I see your point, but..... Weren't you that same fox that crudely predicted her predicerment to begin with?"
  • Rick: "Okay, I admit, I was an asshole for that, but can you blame me?! Surely you're aware of what Swineton's been doing to Predators!"
  • Dr. Zander: "Well..... Yes..... It was, why Ante even came to this forsakened city. She wanted to fix it. If it assures you, Ante may not love that attatude you and other preds have, but she won't stop sympathising with you. She is too pure for this messed up world to succomb to just weaknesses as holding grudges or ill-preconceptions..... Not even entirely for those that deserve nothing but, like Swineton and her corrupted peons! I dare say she would even give pity to a DEMON if she so much had learned that it was treated poorly as a demonling!"
  • Savio: "Depends on the demon, though."
  • Dr. Zander: "Now, I may had not been willing to be 100% behind her ambitions cause of petty concerns like legal ramifications and career compromising controversies, but I loved her good heart the same! That's why I even bothered dragging you aliens and ZPD's finest out here at all! I didn't wanted to lose her! She was my everything! She was-"
  • Soothsayer: "Your light....."
  • Dr. Zander: "..... Pardon me if I am asking crude questions about an appearent philoshy about be brought up, but..... Define, "Light"?"
  • Soothsayer: We 'aliens' are more than science, you know. Magic exists in light and dark. Through a chain of events, light and darkness can bring each other out through people's hearts. Every heart has a darkness. Your fiancé is what keeps you from looking down on life.
  • Icky: "In layman's terms, we get it. If you didn't had Antelopez, ya probuly would've been an easily stressed out miserable stiff."
  • Dr. Zander: ".... Don't you think that's abit of a crude estimate of what I would've been without Ante?"
  • Sandy: "But not inaccreate."
  • Dr. Zander: "..... You got me there."
  • Max: So, you need to give us a chance. We get the criticism/accusation that "we're the worst heroes of all time because of our screw-ups" too many times. But one of us learned the hard way that it doesn't matter how dumb and incompetent you are, it's what you do out of the goodness of your heart. Even to the risk of being out of character. Shifu thought Fidget was unworthy of being one of us because of two detrimental mistakes in Greece. But it took thinking about saying the wrong words to realize he wasn't being fair.
  • Sam: You need to realize that we're only mortal. It doesn't matter how famous you are. Everyone's a screw-up, and everyone wishes that they weren't.
  • Dr. Zander: "..... Admitingly, I, I had never looked at it like that."
  • Icky: "(Shows up after the Laughter subsided) It's like what it was said before. It's more impourent to be the hero people need, then the kind they want. Perfection can be, a difficult thing to persue. Sure, ya can stride to at the least avoid making the same mistakes repeatingly, but true perfection is always a smide out of bounds every time, to the point that only robots, deities or cosmic forces can have perfection, but even THAT can be a strech depending who yer talking about."
  • Dr. Zander: "..... Well.... I think I'm at the point where I can worry less about how crazy this was so far, and focus more on that, at least I have brought those to help at all."
  • Bianca: So, if we're done with your soap opera, I shall direct you to Beaver Condos. But be warned, it's... Going through other issues caused by the termites.

Beaver Condos

  • SpongeBob: (The Beaver Condos was a wooden town flooded with water and has wooden dams including one large one springing leaks)...
  • Skipper: I intend no pun when I say this... DAMN!!
  • Bianca: Welcome to the Beaver Dam. The Beaver Condos' town treasure. It's the biggest beaver dam ever built in our world. And it's being ruined by those termites.
  • Gloria: Okay, I get eating wood is what termites do, but even if they're half-primitive, they can't be THIS stupid. Nobody's THIS ignorant! Don't they realize they're going to drown themselves when they do this?
  • Marty: Because if not, maybe they should consider a career in politics.
  • Icky: "Well at least they would be an improvement from Pig-Bitch."
  • Marty: They would, if it ain't for the fact they're normally as intelligent as the Foosa.
  • Private: So, um, how do we get started? Do we just, find Jesebel and help her fight off the termites?
  • Trudy: Normally I'd focus more on Swineton... But since she postponed the concert, we have time to help her out.
  • Rick: But how do we find her? (A loud fart was heard along with a feminine sigh of relief)
  • Hunter:... Umm... Why do I have a sudden urge to f*** a butterfly?

Private Bush

  • Painted Lady Butterfly: (Farted pheromone-rich gases) AAAAAAAhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh... I really hate this stupid glandular problem. I can't break wind without getting turned into a guy magnet.
  • It was seen that she was in a jar with holes as she was monitored by Termite Soldiers, observed by a general.
  • The General: "Well, me admires beautiful lady farts! They make me koko crazee!"
  • Butterfly: "OKAY, THAT MAKES YOU BOTH GROSS, AND PERVERTED?!"
  • The General: "We make homes out of poopoo and spittys! Who we to judge?"
  • Butterfly: "..... You just made this worse."
  • The General: "Soon, lovely butterfly who farts beauty, me, General Kaka Poopeehead, am become suprime congurer of giants and clam virtitcal log land for Term-terms!"
  • Butterfly:............ (Did this)
SMG4 Luigi's Lesson

SMG4 Luigi's Lesson

7:20-7:26

  • General Kaka: Why everybody laugh at Kaka Poopeehead's name? He very sensitive about it.
  • Butterfly: "Sorry, I'm sorry, it's just, that name alone, is exact proof that sentience is extremely stunted for termites if you think that's actselly a good name?!"
  • General Kaka: "Pretty butterfly lucky pretty butterfly is pretty! Too pretty to be chopped up and fed to Queen Icup while she birth slave."
  • Butterfly: "(Snickers), can you, spell that?"
  • General Kaka: "Yes-yes. Queen Icup is spelled I-C-U-P."
  • Butterfly breaks into louder laughter!
  • General Kaka: "What fun-fun now? Me just spelled I-C-U-P, Icup's Na-... Ohhhhhhh."
  • Butterfly: Dude, you guys need to reevaluate your names if you want to be taken seriously. Try something like, I don't know... Septa.
  • General Kaka:... That sound better. Kaka use Septa as nickname.
  • Butterfly: Actually that's what Icup should go by. You? Try... Urethane.
  • General Kaka:... That WAAAY better!! Thanks pretty butterfly.
  • Butterfly: Bugs should always be courteous to other insects. Also, don't call me that. My name is Jesabel.
  • Urethane:... Pretty butterfly have pretty name. Hello, Jesabel.
  • A Termite LT showed up!
  • Termite Lt: "General Kaka-"
  • Urethane: "AHEM! Jesabel gave suggestion to change name to Urethane, LT. Cuta-Cuta!"
  • Cuta-Cuta: ".... Actselly, that kinda helps you taken abit more seriously, Kaka- Duh, Urethane. Anyway, me have to warn you about plan status. The giantess Swineton has canceled concert, which means we have no distraction for great flood-flood."
  • Urethane: "WHAT?! WHAT POCESS GIANTESS SWINETON TO CANCEL CITY'S ANNIBIRTHDAY?!"
  • Cuta-Cuta: "This may be crazee, but..... Giantess Swineton is afraid of Spacees."
  • Urethane: "SPACEES?!"
  • Jesabel: "You mean aliens?"
  • Urethane: "When Giantess Swineton afraid of spacees?!"
  • Cuta-Cuta: Spacees winning over her. Spacees 'too unpredictable'. Swineton cancel concert until spacees defeated.
  • Jesabel:... I never pegged Swineton to be a coward.
  • Cuta-Cuta: Neither did termites.
  • Urethane: Whoever spacees are, they good.
  • ???: Well for good reason. (The Lodgers appeared)
  • Flicker: Oh, great. Now Jesabel's in a jar too.
  • Urethane: Urethane love Jesabel's farts.
  • Icky:... One, gross. Two, that's only because she has a pheromone glandular problem that spreads pheromones whenever she farts. The only reason you love them is because of the pheromones.
  • Urethane: ".... That strangely make sense-sense."
  • Thunderclap: ".... (Giggles abit), Are we sure these are bad guys? They're too funny for that."
  • Prayer: "I think at this point the worse the termites are, is abit confused."
  • Urethane: "Anyway, if Spacees came to ruin Term-term plan, ya kinda already had that done for spacees cause of Giantess Swineton being afraid of you. Great Flood Flood no work work if swimmer giants fix dam-dam!"
  • Jesabel: "He means the beavers will fix any damage the termites would do to the dam if they go on with it anyway."
  • Hunter: "Well, there's also the matter on how that flooding will be bad for you guys as well. That water will just as much be bad for your colony, cause, well, Termites can't swim."
  • Urethane: "..... Oh Poopoo! Cuta-Cuta, why didn't you told me that?!"
  • Cuta-Cuta: "Me didn't know either?!"
  • Urethane: "Why term-terms didn't realise this?! Term-terms only wanted to stop swimmer giants from eating virtial logs and turning it to things like dam-dams and "Con-dodos"."
  • Cuta-Cuta: "Well that and how giants always gas-gas us with bad smokees."
  • Urethane: "Now Queen Icup- duh, right, Septa, gonna be mad-mad at Urethane for turning her to slave for no-no!"
  • Icky: "Ya mean your usurp ended up pointless?"
  • Urethane: "Yes-yes. Me feel so dum-dum. Now what term-terms do?"
  • Icky: First, work on your English. You don't have to say random words twice. Second, we'd like to see General About-To-Be-Sued-By-Phineas-And-Ferb Kaka Pooppee.
  • Urethane: He me. Urethane was-wa... Was, suggested nickname by Jezebel.
  • Icky:... Wise decision. You guys are starting to evolve. Third, we'd also like to see Queen I-See-You-Peeing.
  • Urethane: We will request her to go by name Septa.
  • Icky:... Well your new names are LEAST laughable than your last ones. Urethane as in urine, and Septa as in septic tank. It's subtle enough for people not to crack up.
  • Cuta-Cuta: Tell me about it. Even beavers think we term-terms are nothing but jokes.
  • Susan: Not many people like termites. They cause tons upon tons of property damage that costs a lot to fix.
  • Urethane: Term-terms have to do what term-terms have to do. Erm, that is to say, Term-Mites don't typically understand "Property Damage" and why giants so touchy about eating Virtial Log meat when they use it to make homes on it."
  • Icky: "Often cause you guys eat the balence beams that often cause houses to cave in and potaintionally injure and/or kill people."
  • Urethane: "..... Ohhhhhh. That actselly explain giant agression greatly."
  • Cuta-Cuta: "Then I think Colony will have to go some-where else."
  • Urethane: "But where though? Giants as nearly everywhere as non-giants. Almost always giants no like Term-Mites."
  • Mantis: Um, what about, outside an urban environment in forests with no civilization? No people will be angry at you there. You guys really are dense.
  • Urethane: "..... Ohhhh yeaaah. Calling Termites dense still rude though. But great idea!"
  • Mantis: Well it's only because after 3 years, you guys never realized. Even people with low IQs can just relocate. It's just standard survival.
  • Jesabel: "Well, this was, wrapped up even better then I imagined.... Uh, can I get out now?"
  • Urethane: Oh, yes. (They let her out)
  • Jesabel: "Oh thank goodness, it was smelling too sweet in there."
  • Icky: Eckh.
  • Trudy: ".... Wow. That was, surprisingly short, quick, and to the point."
  • Iago: "Yeah the Producers are taking it easy on having us do side-missions in these episodes nowadays."
  • (Deadpool): "Well that and because it already has one with Kairi and Sora having QUITE a final fantasy of a love-venture! Speaking of which, how are they doing?"

Supernova Dimension

  • (Everyone was screaming comically as Sephiroth was sending them into an exploding sun and Erica was still working on her summon)

Beaver Condos

  • (Deadpool): Sounds about right.
  • Icky: "Wilson, what're you talking about?"
  • (Deadpool): "Just saying a joke."
  • Icky: ".... (Sighs), Will you just leave?"
  • (Deadpool): "Okay okay, I think I filled my camio quota anyway. (Footsteps and door opening was heard, then a car driving off)."
  • Jesabel: So, did you guys save me for something else?
  • Trudy: Yes. We believe you have a lead on the whereabouts of the missing Feral Monarchs. We rescue them, we can stop Swineton from turning the city savage.
  • Jesabel: Well glad to know I'm not the only one looking for them. Brenda was at least at the short end of the stick since she was just put up as a display at the museum.
  • Dr. Zander: She's safe and sound.
  • Jesabel: Well sad to say I haven't gone far on the case. In fact, none of us have.
  • Sandy: Then can you at least say who came the closest?
  • Jesabel: Shea. She's one of the best butterfly agents around. But she hasn't been in contact for days. Her last known sighting was just around the park just a few kilometers away from City Hall. The Mayoral Park.
  • Flicker: PFFFFFT, GAL, THAT SHEA'S DEAD AS MUD!! You don't just flutter up to the center a' Predator Hell without getting suspected and captured.
  • Jesabel: UGH, YOU BROUGHT THE CRAZY BOPPS MOTH HERE?!?
  • Rick: He was the one who told us about you.
  • Gazelle: Well, amigos, this might be our last chance. Let's hope Shea is still out there.
  • Jesabel: She's actually good at blending in with the other butterflies there. All of them are unsentient but her.
  • Mr. Whiskers: AW MAN!!
  • Max: I'll get the butterfly nets.
  • Lord Shen: "Ugh...."
  • Iago: Damn right ugh!
  • Icky: "So, it's off to the bug house then, which is likely still gonna be crawling with goons?"
  • Mabel: Leave that to me. I know my ways around alot of tourest traps.
  • Thief: ("I sure hope we hurry soon. That whole thing with Marco's Earth is really concerning, never mind that magic is on the fritz.")
  • Cynder: ("You know she can't hear you.")
  • Thief: ("I know, I know, I just didn't want her to think I was doubting her.... Also, no long, no thought-monolog, Cynder.")

Bughouse

  • T.U.S.K. troops were seen guarding the area.
  • Two Twin Warthogs were seen sitting on a picnic table.
  • Warthog 1: "Ugh, I can't believe Swineton would be so paranoid to suddenly not trust the chief's word to the point that not only would we still be stuck here, but the Anniversery Concert got canned for it!"
  • Warthog 2: "I know! And I was looking forword to that hot deer's singing too! Such, a waste."
  • Warthog 1: Tell me about it. These invaders can't be THAT tough... Can they?
  • Warthog 2: "Hey, the fact Hornberger had definitaly reported that the aliens and Judy Hopps' coup were captured, speaks volumes on how much well protected Swineton actselly is. Yet she choose to be parainoid? Ugh. And I was planning on taking my kids to see the anniversery."
  • Warthog 1: "Ugh, speaking of kids, I'm still in a costity battle with my wife about Junior and the baby."
  • Warthog 2: "Oh, tough break. Is it because.... Ya know, serving in a police state?"
  • Warthog 1: "It's not politically motivated, in fact, my wife's very politically neutrol, though she has admited criticisums to Swineton. No, the costity dilemma is because of the fact I'm barely around as often as I used to. But I couldn't help with that, Swineton has turned being a cop in this city into a 24/7 gig!"
  • Warthog 2: "Well, there's still holidays."
  • Warthog 1: "Tch, give Swineton time, she'll find an excuse to make those not a thing anymore."
  • ???: Wow, sucks to be you. I almost feel sorry for you.
  • Warthog 1: Huh? Thanks random pretty girl voice- Wait a minute! (A red-spotted purple butterfly drugged them unconscious quickly)
  • Butterfly:..... But you are still some ways off of being redeemed of being a devil's advocate. (Entered the Bughouse) Thank Darwin the park is full of unsentient butterflies.
  • The new butterfly flew gracefully and quietly across the area as T.U.S.K. members wearing protective bee-keeper like outfits in handling the feral monarchs.
  • T.U.S.K. Captain: "(In such an outfit himself) Okay guys, take the feral monarchs back into their exhibit, Swineton wants these gloriflived nats to be held for safe keeping until she can shedgule to use them for another big event. AND CAREFUL?! Even so much as touching the damn anntennas we'll turn ya savage."
  • Sheep: "Relax, relax, captain. We're all professionals here. Besides, these suits are designed to handle Night Howler plants and the likes of Skull Scarbs and Purple Salmons, I think we're all safe from being effected by these things."
  • Captain: "Well still?! If even only one of them gets out and starts effecting folks, then the operation falls apart!"
  • Pot-Belly Pig: "(Was seen staring at the Feral Monarchs) Coohee coohee goo! (Giggles), Cute Little Butterflies."
  • Captain: "POTTERSON?!"
  • The Pot Belly Paniced and was able to save the containment of feral monarchs just barely!
  • Captain: "Don't forget what these bugs can do to ya?! We're still trying to treat Lambchopsworth after Swineton used him as an example to our "Guest"."
  • Potterson: "Duh, sorry Captain. It's just...... I really like butterflies, ya know. They're so cute."
  • Captain: "Tch, that's only because you haven't seen them upclose."
  • Potterson: "Hey, fair's fair, even a cute wittle cattapeller looks freaky upclose. Lots of bugs do. But it won't stop me from loving butterflies anyway. I remember being a little piglet and how I always loved visiting the bughouse to see the butterflies. Sometimes, I dream, I got reincarnated as a Butterfly...... I looked so cute."
  • Captain: "(Confused face)...... (Sternly) Just focus on your work, Potterson."
  • Potterson: "(Sighs dejected).... Yes sir. (Resumes the job)."
  • Some of the other T.U.S.K. members were snickering as Potterson walked by, clearly having been bemused by Potterson's butterfly love.
  • A Big Boar: "(Snickers), Loserfly."
  • Potterson: "(Quickly) Don't dignify Boarsky with a respondse."

Feral Monarch Room.

  • Potterson arrived to the exhibit and placed the box inside the exhibit, then he closed it, which apawn that, the box automaticly opened and release the Feral Monarchs in their enclosed exhibit.
  • Potterson: "(Sighs), So beautiful..... (Was about to leave till he bumpped into the big boar, Boarsky and two big-horned sheep)......"
  • Boarsky: ".... Oh look.... A loserfly!"
  • Boarsky and his ram goons laughed as they grabbed him, and humiliated Potterson with crudely made butterfly getup!
  • Boarsky and goons: "LOSERFLY, LOSERFLY, FLY AWAY HOME?! (The trio laughed crudely and cruely!)"
  • Potterson: "HEY CUT OUT, GUYS?! WE HAVE A JOB TO DO?!"
  • Boarsky: Hey, we're just having fun. Come on, it's not like... You know what? It's not like nothing. Let's just keep on our guards.
  • Potterson: Come on, they're just butterflies. They should be easy to watch even if they're sentient and contagious.
  • Ram 1: Boy, you best stay out of range, we don't trust you one bit with em. We let you around here, they'll be gone.
  • Potterson: Now that's just ridiculous! I may love butterflies, but that doesn't make me childishly obsessed with them.
  • Boarsky: Sure. But remember what happened last time? You sir almost lost your mind.
  • Potterson: Just give me a chance and I'll-
  • Boarsky: No. You'll botch it all up. Go outside and play with the regular butterflies for all I care.
  • Potterson: "(Pouty) You guys are jerks?! (Leaves tantrum-like)."
  • Boarsky: ".... Ugh. Why is Loserfly a cop again?"
  • Rams: "Swineton's automatic draft laws."
  • Boarsky: "Oh, right. That's how I got in here. But still ya would think that law would have even a sense of being abit picky about who gets dragged in."
  • Ram 2: Well as long as he does as he's told and stays away from the Bughouse, it'll be fine. (A butterfly appeared)...
  • Boarsky: How did a butterfly get in h- (The butterfly blasted knockout gas on them)
  • Butterfly: Bingo.
  • Butterflies: SHEA!!!
  • Shea: SHHHHHHH, we're getting out of here! Just don't alert any guards. Give a chance to find a key to open exhibit and we can get out of here. Just keep quiet. (Escapes quickly to the shadows).

Mayoral Park

  • Tulio: (The heroes arrived at the park which was filled with all types of butterflies)... Interesting choice of camouflage for her little savage plague. So, um, where's the Bughouse?
  • Mabel: It's here. Just stay out of sight. We can't just waltz right up to the place like jackasses and- (Drags the dummies right back into hiding)... And ask nicely for Shea.
  • B.O.B.: "Albeit cause they wouldn't even know who's Shea."
  • Mabel: ".... Well, not a wrong answer, but it's because with Swineton a paranoid nut, those guards are stationed in a way anpisipating us, even if some of them might think she's losing it now. They're likely abit demoralised on Swineton not trusting Hornberger's word in this instince and still making them work. Canceling the anniversery, not helping matters."
  • SpongeBob: So what are we going to do?
  • Chaos: "We are dealing with pigs for the majority of the time, right? Allow, me."
  • Many of the Pigs of T.U.S.K. were seen doing their patrols, until suddenly, a giant mud puddle came from nowhere, surprising the pigs.....
  • Pigs: "...... MUD?! (All of them charge as they started to take their uniforms and gear off, either being naked or in comical shorts or briefs as they all took a slash at the mud)!"
  • T.U.S.K. Sheep: "..... Ugh, what IS it with Pigs and mud?"
  • T.U.S.K. Sheep 2: "I know, right? It feels like we sheep are the ones taking anything serious around here."
  • Mushu:... They did NOT just do that!
  • Donkey: They totally did, my voice twin. They totally, TO-TA-LLY did!
  • Judy: Yeesh. Why would Swineton have people like them around?
  • Mabel: They have this little byline called the automatic draft laws. It's a little stupid in some regards.
  • Lucky Jack: What about dem sheep?
  • Chaos: "Oh THAT'S too easy."
  • The T.U.S.K. member sheep are suddenly encountered by living sheep shears that began to clip and buzz rapidly!
  • T.U.S.K. Sheep LT: "IT'S SHEEP SHEAR-LUS?! ALL SHEEPS FOR THEMSELVES?! (The sheeps ran away sheep screaming enmass)!?"
  • Rick couldn't help snickering uncontrolably....
  • Mushu: "..... Sheep Shear-Lus?"
  • Nick/Rick: "Sheep Boogeyman, in a nutshell."
  • Icky: "..... Wow. I think Swineton, could've been more througoh on that law."
  • Mabel: "Hey don't get this wrong. Under normal circumstances, it usually takes alot more to get by them. But like I said, moral is at abit of a down level here. The Annversary is usually a time for them to me able to take some time off and relax. Mud baths for pigs and Wool Car Salons for Sheep."
  • Trudy: "..... I think Uganda has her work cut-out reforming the precint."
  • Lord Shen: "Extreme understatement of all millendia."
  • Judy: Let's just have one person go in. If we all go, we'll be more visible. Let me handle this. (She leaps out and into the Bughouse only to be run over by swarms of butterflies) DYAAH!!! (The butterflies spread all over the park amazing everyone in it)...
  • Shea: Oh, I'm sorry. Are you okay? You aren't savage, are you?
  • Judy: No... It just tickled.
  • Shea: "How did you avoid turning savage?"
  • Nick: "Well, she was knocked down by normal Butterflies first, then your friends allowed after when she was already on the ground."
  • Screams were heard, then turn into animal noises as the mud party pigs were seen being turned savage by the Feral Monarchs.
  • Shea: ".... I see my people were still understandably miffed about being caged."
  • Icky: "(Sees Potterson being at blissed in being surrounded by normal Butterflies)..... Well, all except that dude."
  • Mabel: "Oh that's Potterson. He REALLY loves Butterflies."
  • Trudy: ".... Okay, now, let's get to Swineton."

Harbor Warehouse.

  • Remaining T.U.S.K. officers were seen with Swineton as she dragged Antelopez with her.
  • Antelopez: "Where are you even taking me?!"
  • Swineton: "Someplace where I can keep a BETTER eye on you until I am SURE the aliens are dealt with?!"
  • T.U.S.K. Lt: "Even when Hornberger had spefificly said- (Swineton pulled out a Nighthowler Pellet Gun and shot the LT with it, turning him savage!)......"
  • Swineton: "HOW'S ABOUT WE ALL AGREE THAT HORNBERGER MAY NOT BE RELIEABLE AT THE MOMENT, HUH?! (Eyes twitched!)"
  • T.U.S.K. Reminant forces: "..... Yes ma'am."
  • Swineton: "Anyway, Antelopez dear, you're gonna LOVE with what I did with the place?! I just hope you don't mind Purple Salmon, cause I have TANKS of them?!"
  • Antelopez: "PURPLE SALMON?!"
  • Swineton: "(As the group entered the warehouse, filled with large giant tanks of swarms of Purple Salmon) They're my...... Plan B. If I can't cause a savage outbreak with Feral Monarchs, I'LL REALISE THE FISH INTO EVERY RESOVOR IN THE WORLD?! Their toxins, in everyone's drinking water?! And you.... WILL BE BLAMED FOR IT?!"
  • Antelopez: "YOU HAVE LOST YOUR MIND...... MORE THEN ALREADY?! (Finally pulls free from Swineton, as the T.U.S.K. group tried to grab her, but her slick dance moves have them crash into eachother and thumble about instead?!)"
  • Swineton aimed the Pellet Gun at Antelopez.....
  • Swineton: "(Laughs crazly)..... LET'S SEE YOU DANCE YOUR WAY OUT OF THIS?!"
  • Loud clangings are heard, along side glitched maniacal laughter!
  • Swineton got scared, as did the T.U.S.K. members....
  • Swineton: ".... Oh crap?! NOT HIM?! NOT THIS SOON?! (Swineton makes a run for it along with the T.U.S.K. group)....."
  • Antelopez doesn't know why, but she was given an impression she should go and hide as she ran off another direction.
  • Dr. Otton's voice: "YoUr tIME wIll COme, dEAr AnTeLOPEZ-Z-Z-Z-Z-Z-Z-Z-Z-Z-Z-Z-Z-Z?! I hAVE BiGGer PiGS t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-To FrY?!"
  • Antelopez got into a warehouse office and locked herself in it!
  • Antelopez: "..... (Quietly) I didn't think he was real..... But, he is.... The Urban Legend, Dr. Otton, the Terror of Happytown..... Is real..... (Hides under a desk) Okay Ante, think..... What would Gazelle do in a time like this? Think, think, think."
  • Swineton was heard screaming!
  • Antelopez: ".... (Gulps)...."

Outside the Warehouse.

  • Swineton's limo was surrounded by Dr. Otton's horrorable borg zombies as they were ripping parts apart!
  • Swineton: "YOU UNDEAD FREAKS?! THAT LIMO'S GOVERMENT PROPERTY?! (Dr. Otton landed in front of the scared pig bitch Doc-Ock Claws first!)"
  • Dr. Otton: "sOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! Y-ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo-u, think, y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-you cAn JusT uSe mE aS A Di-Gt-gt-gt-gt-gt-gt-ITal TraSH bIn For OPPITSITION-EON-PEON?!"
  • Swineton: "(Nervious laugh), Hey now, for what it's worth, view it as, an improptu goverment support for your exspeariments?"
  • Dr. Otton: "HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA-AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA?! YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU WeRE UN-wit-INGLY SupPLING mE wiTH mY Un-un-ununununununununun-Un-DEAd BORg ARMy!?"
  • Swineton: "...... Ohhhhhhh, boy. Then Milde really screwed the pooch with you, huh?"
  • Dr. Otton: "YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOU SCREWED IT FIRRRRRRRRRRRRST, (Slams a claw down) AND WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE BLEEPBLEPBLAOP?!"
  • Claw 1: "We tecnecally would not be in this position if you hadn't ruin Otton's life, Miss Swineton."
  • Claw 2: "Yeah lady, that's on you."
  • Claw 3: "You brought an unpleasent name for pigs or those of that same class everywhere."
  • Swineton: "Now now, how's about I make it up for you all-"
  • Claw 4: "(This Video)"
JonTron Fuck You I ain't havin that shit (Full Clip)

JonTron Fuck You I ain't havin that shit (Full Clip)

  • Dr. Otton: "AnnnnnD NoW, MayOR SWINE-TONS-OF-FUN?! HoW's AboUT wE FInd aN APPle to StUFF inTO yoUR FAT MoUTH?!"
  • Swineton: "..... T.U.S.K., I ORDER YOU TO- (The Remaining T.U.S.K. members were seen running like bitches)..... Ugh, I knew I should've listened to Brad about the Automatic Draft Law's flaws!"
  • Otton: (Laughs maniacally and glitchily) AnD I THouought yoU WerE SuppOSed tO Be SMArt.
  • Swineton: IN MY DEFENSE-
  • Otton: IN YOUR DEFENSE NOTHI-I-I-ING!!! (The Borg-Zombies began to surround Swineton)
  • ???: "OTTON, PLEASE STOP?!"
  • Dr. Otton was surrpsied as he glitched abit, then look to see Miss Otton......
  • Claws: "Uh-oh."
  • Dr. Otton glitched from an angry red-eyed loonatic to a more normal self......
  • Dr. Otton: "...... Honey? (Looks at the Borg Zombies) (GASPS)!?...... Please, please, don't, don't look at this?! This, this isn't me?!"
  • Ms. Otton: "I know, it's not.... Your brain enhancer invention is glitched from Milde's accsident. It ended up manifesting into a virus based on your anger torwords the world, at Swineton, at people, at yourself?!"
  • Dr. Otton: "(Glitches back to Crazy Otton) AnD NEVER HAD I-I-I-I-I-I-I BEEN MORE ALIVE?! (Glitches back to Good Otton) SILENCE YOU?! THAT IS NOT ME AT ALL?!"
  • Swineton was slowly trying to get away, but the Borg Zombies block her out.
  • Dr. Otton: "For you along you have overwealmed me by mentally repressing me, BUT I AM DONE BOWING TO DEFECTIVE A.I.?! (Glitches back to Crazy Otton) BUT THIS IS YOU NOW, OTTEY?! YOU HAVE ALREADY CROSSED AN UNRETURNABLE BARRIOR?! EVEN IF I'M GONE, YOU'LL FOREVER LIVE IN INFAMY OF WHAT I HAD YOU DO?! (Glitches back to good Otton) THEN CORRECTING MY FIRST MISTAKE WILL OPEN A PATH OF REDEMPTION?! (To Miss Otton) HONEY?! PLEASE, YOU NEED TO REBOOT THE BRAIN ENHANCER, IT WILL PUT ALL A.I. INTO MAINTAINENCE CHECK MODE?! IT WILL FIX ANY DAMAGE A.I. IN A REBOOT PATCH?! (Glitches back to Crazy Otton) DON'T TELL HER THAT, YOU TATTLE-TALE?!"
  • Claw 2: "Okay, I'm conflicted now, should we serve the actual professor or his crazy side."
  • Claw 1: "I'm afraid we can't help with that. The Brain Enhancer A.I. over-rides out own will to obey it. We're helpless to all this."
  • Claw 3: "Ohhh my-"
  • Claws 1 and 2: "THAT WASN'T MEANT TO BE AN INNUENDO?!"
  • Dr. Otton: "(Glitches back to Good Otton) Please, get as far away from me in this state and get the reboot chip?! It's the only thing that can- (Glitches back to Crazy Otton) OHHHHHHH-H-H-H-H-H-H-H-H-H NUTSSSSSSSS TO THIS?! (Aims Claws at Ms. Otton)...."
  • Claw 4: "..... I don't like where this is going."
  • Dr. Otton: "SoRRy, WIFE?!"
  • Claw 4: "Hey wait, you don't know what you're doing?!"
  • Dr. Otton: "HoW's aboUT we disCUSS DEVORCE?!"
  • Claw 4: "Stop?!"
  • Dr. Otton: "VIA WIDOWING?!"
  • Claw 4: "(Louder) STOP?!"
  • Claw 1: "MISS OTTON, I'M AFRAID THE A.I. HAS RE-TAKEN CONTROL, RUN?!"
  • Claw 2: "RUN BITCH, RUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUN, BEFORE YOU END UP LIKE THESE GUYS?!"
  • Ms. Otton made a run for it as Dr. Otton went after her!
  • The Borg Zombies began to drag off Swineton!
  • Swineton: "HEY, HEY, LET ME GO?! LET ME GO, YOU FOUL SMELLING SCIENCE EXSPEARIMENTS?!"
  • (Deadpool): "Ya know, it's almost satisfying to watch the main villain being usurped by the secondary guy. It feels like a long time coming, things in the story considered."
  • Mr. Buckhorn was seen nerviously hiding with Trudy's cop friends.....
  • Mr. Buckhorn: "..... Why did I let you three talk me into this?"
  • Winston: "Oh be glad that at least Dr. Otton's busy. Now come on, we need to get in there and rescue Antelopez for the Misfits."

Warehouse office.

  • Antelopez cautiously looks out the window and saw that Borg Zombies have infested the warehouse full of purple salmon, as they were joined by the robotic ice cream trucks.
  • Ice Cream Truck probe 1: "Gather all of the Purple Salmon for Dr. Otton for reshurch purposes for Project Wildlife. The purple salmon toxins will be useful for his cloud-making machine to de-sentientised all organic life, where Otton will reshape the world."
  • Antelopez hid again apawn hearing that....
  • Antelopez: ".... Okay, I'm just gonna assume that Herbavoris has become the city of crazy people?! I'm really gonna need help to fix THIS mess of a city!? But first.... I need to get out. But how am I gonna escape Cyborg Zombies and Robot Ice Cream Trucks?!"
  • Winston: (The four freed her) Done.
  • Antelopez:... And here I thought this was going to be hectic.
  • (Deadpool): LAAAAAAAA- (He was sliced up into individual pieces)
  • (Scroopfan): "CONFOUNDERY, DEADPOOL, YOU SAID THE LAST TIME YOU INTERUPTED THAT IT WAS YOUR LAST ONE FOR THE EPISODE?!"
  • (Deadpool): "Sorry, sorry, I just felt like the climax is wrapping up too nicely here."
  • (Scroopfan): "Look, this episode has been in production since beyond spring, and we all know it's abit of a vice for me to have episode productions to last longer then planned. I thought this episode was going to be wrapped up quicker then expected because it already has the majority of all scenes intended for it and that we only needed to fill simple blanks?!"
  • (Deadpool): "I know, I know, we all learned THAT painful lesson with the Vi-Tor thing. But, can it at least be promised that the otter is going to be a decent fight? I'm not nessersarly asking he be balls to the walls impossable, but, can he at least be able to NOT be anti-climaticly smacked off by Gazelle?"
  • (Scroopfan): "Well, there's the matter on how to pull that off without making Gazelle look phathic if she can't be the one to save the day."
  • (Deadpool): "Maybe, have her run off to find Antelopez before the group got to encounter Doctor Ocktter?"
  • (MSM): That could work.
  • Gazelle: (She came in) Oh, thank goodness you're okay. You had me worried sick. This move was way too risky.
  • Antelopez: "I take it you talked to Zander about it."
  • Dr. Zander got in himself with Goldie.
  • Dr. Zander: "ANTE?! (Runs up and grabbed Antelopez)! It took several hours of angish and danger to get to this point, but here we are!"
  • Antelopez: ".... Yikes. I, take it you went through alot to get help."
  • Dr. Zander: "But you know what?..... It was worth it. But for future reference, if there is ever another city with a situation like Herbavoris, if you were to aim to bring change to it, from now on, at the least do it in a smart and subtile way and NOT make yourself an obvious threat from the get go?"
  • Antelopez: "Given the day I had, I think I may be abit open to that suggestion, cause you wouldn't believe what I discovered."
  • Dr. Zander: "It is the one about Swineton being apart of a revived extremeist group threatening to force change via tragity?"
  • Antelopez: "...."
  • Dr. Zander: "Well, give the Lougers this, for unconventional as they are, they are good at what they do."
  • Antelopez: ".... Ahem! Anyway, I think Dr. Otton is being a problem now as well, his borg zombies have snagged Swineton and now he wants to claim her back-up in the Purple Salmon for his own plan to turn all things unsentient."
  • Gazelle: "Oh don't worry, the Lougers will contend with that. We need to focus on getting out of here whilist avoiding those borg zombies and ice cream trucks."
  • Alberta: "Well how are we gonna do that? Even for someone of your space messiah status, eventually a group this large will overwealm ya, don't ya know."
  • Katy: "Then we're gonna need a distraction."

Meanwhile...

  • The Lougers and Judy's group were seen fighting off Otton.
  • Tito: LET THE TYRANT HOG GO!!! SO WE CAN DO MORE ETHICALLY ACCEPTABLE PUNISHMENTS ONTO HER MAN?!
  • Dr. Otton: "BuT WHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHRE'S tHE FuN iN ThAt?!"
  • Trudy: "Otton, you are LITTERALLY not being yourself! I know Swineton's terrorable, but doing what you did to make, (Points to the Borg Zombies) THEM, doesn't make you a lesser evil!"
  • Rick: "You are aware you're trying to reason with the guy pocessed by rogue A.I., right?"
  • Friller: Wait, I thought that was a split personality brought up from severe pain or something.
  • Otton: YOU're KinD Of rIGhT. It GoT tHAt wAY beCAUSE oF MILdE gETTIng mE WeT wiTH A BEVerGE hE HAd tHAt daY?! THAT'S THE PA-IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII-IN PaRT! ThE Br-IAN EnHANCer A.IIIIIIIIIIII BeCAMe LikE anOTHER PersONA! IT WaS KInd oF A frIENd.
  • Friller: "..... This guy's getting harder and harder to understand."
  • Buzz: Tell me about it. This guy's a wackster.
  • Otton: I HEARD THAT-THAT-THAT-THAT-THAT!! (Blows a circuit)
  • Icky: "Jesus, and popsicle juice did THAT to him?"
  • Clawson: "You'd be surprised how damaging the lidquid of a sugery treat can be to tec."
  • Nick: Can you PLEASE just let Swineton go?
  • Otton: NONONONONONONO! I hAVe a sURPrISE for ALL OF HerBAVorIS InVOlVing HeR. BOYS?! (Borg zombies showed Swineton being tortured to everyone's shock)... SHooT!!! (She was seen on the hacked transmission all over the city) LO BEHOLD, HERBaVORIS!! YOUR TYrANnicAL DICtAtOR Getting EXactLY WhAt sHE DeseRVEs.
  • Judy: Did you just hack the entire city's broadcasting system?!
  • Miguel: Well he certainly didn't post his own face everywhere!
  • Otton: ThAT's riGHT, ButtHOLES!! ShE'S bEiNG Punished in FROnT OF eVERybODy!! BUT FirST, LET'S MakE THiS IntERESting. PLAy tHe TApe. (They play a tape which is revealed to be the unedited footage of Swineton betraying Wolpus as everyone was shocked) YOuR MAyOR Has BEeN LYiNG tO YOu. ShE rIGGed tHE EleCTIon thROUgH ConsPIRacy AND SeT UP the TAme CoLLarS as rEVENge oN All prEDAtorororors. ALL BecaUSE WolPUS thREW hER In tHE SeWeRS On GRADuaTION Day. Isn't that RIRIRIGHT, SWINETON?!
  • Buzz: Aw damn, what a way to drop the bomb.
  • (Swineton): YES, BUT AS UNBELIEVABLE AS THIS SOUNDS, I DID IT WITH THE BEST INTENT!! I WAS HUMILIATED!! I thought predators couldn't be trusted because of it. I set up the Tame Collars so predators wouldn't hurt us like that again. I wanted harmony without prejudice. Predators don't make up most of the world's crime rate for nothing.
  • Otton: SOunDS lIKe a HAte CrimE TO me. AnYOne cONCur wITh hER? (The people worried) YOU MigHT aLL knOW Me AS THE TERROR-ERROR OF HAPPYTOWN, DocTOR OTTON. The BiGGEst vICtim of HER iMPAct oN US! THis, EVEryONE, Is wHAt hAPPEnS When YOU HaND Your TRust, yoUR LIveS, YOuR SafeTY, To PEopLE WHo clAIM THey knOW How THe wORld wORks. SWineTON ClaiMED to BE ProTECTing YOu, AND yet, WhaT DO We hAVe hERE? PREdaTORS wHO ofTEn Do NOThinG To pEOPle, MerCILessLy tORTUred aS REVENGEVENGEVENGEVENGE FOR OnE HaTEFul PIG? FirST A FatHER murDEREd By A FAulTY CollAR, THeN an oTTEr ScIENTist tuRNEd intO an ABOminATION, Now ThiS? WolPUS Had TO HAvE BEeN ThE fiRST TesT SubJECT For tHE CollARS FoR a BEttER ReaSON ThaN MUrdEr. BuT, THen aGAIN, WOLpus knEW sHe wOULd rEMEMBEr wHAt HE dID and dRIvE HeR TO RevENge. He'S EqUALly To bLaMe fOR YouR MiseRYRYRYRY. HoneSTLY, i CAn'T tEll iF SwiNETon IS RighT Or wRONg. BuT i KNOw pREDAtors aRE NoT saFE iN a CiTY CALLED 'HerBAvoRIS'. OuR SiDES Are AT THE BRiNK OF war. Yet pREDAtors aND PreY aLIKe Are lEFt in the DARK, as the EVOLUTIONARIES, Are ON ThE HorIZON. So, ASK yOURSelf, wHEn tHE FirST PreD, PrEY, or WhAT haVE yOu GoeS SaVAGe... WHO Do you THiNK YoU Can TRust?... (Ends transmission)
  • Cynder:... What, did, you, DO?!
  • Otton: WhaT hAD To bE dONe. YoU SHoULd bE thANKANKANKANKing mE. TodAY, tHE FatE OF HerBAvoriS wILL Be dECIdeD. SwiNETon wILL Be the FirST To paY.
  • Nick: ISN'T THIS GOING A SKOSH TOO FAR?!
  • Otton: ShE sePARAted ME FrOM mY WiFe!! SHE ScaRED HeR To NEAR-DEaTH!! I canNOT fORGet sOMEThing LIKE thAT.
  • Trudy: You're not fooling us, we KNOW that's the AI talking.
  • Icky: "And hey, by all means, it does help the episode move faster for getting the exposed Swineton part of the plot out of the way, but I'm getting that whole "Mad at the world" Vibe from you and trashing Swineton's rep was just step 1."
  • Otton: "EhH, yOu GoT mE! RuiNing sWINEton's rEIGN iS jUSt tHE sTARt. i'M goING To CoLLect aLL of sWINeton'S backUP plaN tO HARvest tHE TOXins Of tHe PURpLE SALMon, tO pUt inTO mY Whea-whea-whea-whea-weatHER MAchiNE tO mAKe A StoRM tO DEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE-REEEEEEEEE-EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE-SeNtIent-TISe thE WORLDddddddddddd. SO I COULD RE-SHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA-APE IT INTO A BRAVE NEW REALM?!"
  • Po: "Well, tough break for you, snapping the real Otton out is next on the agenda after Swineton!"
  • Otton: "(Realises that)......"
  • Claw 1: "You seriously didn't figure that ruining Swineton's reign would free up their time going after you?"
  • Claw 2: "Not helping that you just went Bond Villain and totally explained what you were planning with all those mis-colored fish."
  • Otton: "I-FIGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG-URED THAT I WOULD TERORORORORORORORORORORORFY THEM?!"
  • Claw 3: "Well CLEARLY it could've gone better."
  • Claw 4: "SWING AND'A MISS!"
  • Otton: "...... wELp, oFF tO Do mY PLAn nOW! (Uses claws to make an escape on the building, scaling it up!)"
  • Savio: "Ah no ya don't, Clam-Smasher?!"
  • Savio grabbed the 4th Claw and held it down, trapping Otton in place!
  • Claw 4: "AW WHAT?! WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAT?!"
  • Crane: "Guys! Pin the claws down?! He can't move without them nor fight back?!"
  • Claw 2: "Aw s***, I was afraid people were gonna get the idea to disable us to disable the doc?!"
  • Otton: PLeaSE, DOCTor OTtoN Is nO fOOl! (He ejects the robot arms as they became snakeipede robots)
  • Claw 4/Icky: WHAT?!.... WHAT DA F***?!?
  • Claw 2/Duke: OKAY, BACK THE F***, UP!! WE/THEY CAN ACTSELLY DO THIS/THAT?!
  • Claw 1: Why on earth didn't you tell us we could be ejected as this?!
  • Otton: It wAS A SurPRIsE MAneuVER In eXPERImenTATION, AND IT WORWORWORWORWORKED!!! KIcK TheIR A-A-A-A-A-FANNIES!!!
  • Claw 3: Not like we have a choice since you basicly control our wills due to the Brain Enhancer A.I.'s greater pull. (The Claws acted as centipede turrets firing lasers at the heroes and drove them to cover)
  • Swineton: YOU'RE MAD, OTTON!! MAD!!!!
  • Otton: BiyotCH... THIS ISN'T EVEN MY FINAL FORM!!
  • Sparx: WHY DO PEOPLE SAY THAT ANIME LINE LIKE IT'S A GOOD LINE?! IT DOESN'T EVEN MAKE SENSE UNLESS YOU ACTUALLY HAVE A FINAL FO- Wait, wait, WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIT.... OH, JIMINIY CHRISTMAS TREE, DON'T TELL ME HE'S GOT-
  • Otton: "PSYCE!? I jUSt LIke THat reFERenCE! BUT IT GOT YOU THOUGH?! I KNEW I CAN SCAAAAARE YOU GUGUGUGUGUGUGUGUGUYS!"
  • Icky: ".... Okay, I know this is an evil A.I./Alternate Persona, BUT HOT DAMN, THIS GUY'S A D***?!"
  • Iago: "A CRAZY D***?!"
  • Sparx: So crazy he caused POTENTIAL MASS HYSTERIA ALL OVER THE CITY!!
  • Otton: It'S onLY AssURAnCE THEY'LL be CLAMMERING for HELP from ME to PuT Their SENTIENCE DOwn. It'S BEttER ThaT WAY. WE StiLL HAte each OTHER, CASE, IN, POINT!! (Points at Swineton)
  • Judy: But sentience is a gift we shouldn't just give up instead of making the best of it.
  • Otton: AND wHERe hAVe WE GONE in THAT regard-gard-gard-gard?! WE'RE BETTER OFF WITHOUT IT!! bECAUSe, I fEEl aS If oUr sentIENCE wAs a MIStake?! a COSmic flUKE?!
  • Trudy: "(Looked very nervious when Otton talked about that as if she was told about something like it)...... (Sighs to ease herself).... I wouldn't say..... Mistake, Otton..... More like..... Last minute replacement."
  • Otton: "oH, ThERE yOU Go, bEING SeLF-RIG- (Stops making a record scratched sound that also glitched abit)....... i'M So-sososososososososososososo-RrY, WhAt?"
  • Trudy: "...... Originally, this was meant to be a world that had.... (Points to the Human Lougers) Creatures like them. Humans. But, the guy that could've allowed that existence, Austria Pith, was killed off by a group of bad Terror Birds that once held the old Evolutionaires. We were made sentient as a result of a niche value being defiled."
  • Otton: "..... (Glitched back to good Otton)..... How, how did you know about that? Many people only deemed Pith to be an archilogical myth, created by ethicests trying to mislead archilogists away from sacred sites to dig up uncharted nowhere lands. Even I myself am enturnally debating Pith's sciencetific legitamentcy. (Glitched back to Crazy Otton) TELL ME?! TELL ME YOUR SECRETS?! I WANT THEM FOR MY OWN ADVANCEMENT?!"
  • Trudy: Those secrets aren't yours to know. Nor is it the Evolutionaries'. It's no one's. We're better off without knowing it than sentience.
  • Otton: Don'T BE So suRE. THe EvoLUTIONARies' reTURn iS inevitaBLE. They'LL ALways cOMe BacK. You CAn'T Stop THeM, I Can'T stOP ThEm. So iF YoU cAN't bEAt tHEm, jOIn tHEM. AnD bY "joIN TheM", I mEAn uSURp oNE Of thIER pLANS entirLY AnD cHANgING iT DrumATicLY.
  • Icky: "That's more like being a d*** to them then actually joining them.
  • Otton: "tHAt'S ThE JOKe?!"
  • Judy: Well I don't care whayou say. We WILL stop them, and we WILL stop you.
  • Otton: Well arEn't WE ThE FLEa thAT ThinKS ItseLF A GiAnT? (They kept fighting his machines)
  • Rick: "(Dodging a buzzsaw Labador) YAH?! WHA?! Miss Otton better get the anchur out of her pants and come back with that chip soon?! That AI is making him crazier than ever."
  • Otton: (Danced crazily to the SpongeBob Electric Zoo)
  • Kowalski: Horrendously embarrassing even for a personification of a movie horror like him.
  • Claw 4: You have no idea. (They kept attacking)
  • Swineton: YOU IDIOTS BETTER HU-
  • Rick: YOU BE QUIET, YOU GROWNUP PIGLET!!! (He was blasted) OW! OH WHY TO DISTRACT ME, BACON ASS?!
  • Swineton: "AT LEAST BE GLAD I'M REFRAIGNING FROM ENJOYING THAT MOMENT DUE TO MY OWN PREDICERMENT IF YOU HADN'T NOTICED?! (The Borg Zombies began dragging her away) OW, OW, OW?!"
  • Tulio: We could REALLY use Gazelle right now.
  • Chaos: Let's not suck her c**t like kissasses, we can hold out without her. Like THIS! (Wedgies Otton)
  • Otton: AAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaAaaAAAAAaaaaaAAAAAAAHHhhhhHHHHH!!!
  • Chaos: (Laughs crazily)
  • Swineton: HAH! YOU GOT A WED- (Chaos gave her a wedgie as the still holding Borg Zombies held on her) -GIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!
  • Chaos: (Laughs a lot harder)
  • Rick: Can you put a staple in her head while you're at it?
  • Chaos: Don't push it. But tempting. Though I have a more thematic approbeate method to keep her quiet. (Makes a golden apple appeared and shoved it in her mouth, of which goo formed around it and kept in place.).
  • Rick: "Nice."
  • Otton: "HEY NO FA-IIIIIIIIIIIIIIII-R, I WANTED TO DO THAT?!"
  • Chaos: NOBODY CARES! (Otton blasted him as he did this)
You've got me partner

You've got me partner.The mask 1994

0:47-1:54

  • Otton: HEY, WHy wAs i CRYiNG?! WhERE dId THat tinY audIence coME fROM?! GEt oUT OF HERE, I WoN'T HAVE yOU STaLLINg ME- (Gazelle arrived with the others)... F***-***-***-***-******************!
  • (Scroopfan): "So, did Otton lasted long enough to survice you?"
  • (Deadpool): "Hmmm...... Eh, a decent enough amount of time has passed. Guy's fair game to a traditional Shell Louger Defeat now."
  • Otton: "(Presses a button that summoned the claws back on his back as he made his retreat again!)"
  • Gazelle: OH NO YOU DON'T, DOC OCK!!! (She summons Matrix Knights to disable him and his claws)
  • Swineton: YMMMMMM!!!
  • Goldie: Is that a golden apple in her mouth?
  • Otton: YOu'Re maKIng A mISTAKE!!
  • Nick: You wouldn't know a monarchy butterfly from a viceroy butterfly.
  • Shea: NOBODY WOULD, MORON!
  • Gazelle: You're staying here until your wife deletes that evil AI from you.
  • Claw 1: "Tecnecally it's more of a trouble-shooting reboot-"
  • Gazelle: "Okay, then until your wife reboots that A.I. as it is out of you."
  • Otton: I DoN'T ThinK So!! (He shoots lasers everywhere causing everyone to dodge comically) EAT LASER TIC TACS!!!
  • Private: I PREFER NORMAL TIC TA- (Was blasted comically)
  • Otton: (Did a crazy scream as he intensified his laser scattering) LEmmE Gogogogogogogogogo!!!
  • Antelopez: THAT HOMBRE IS LOCO AS INFERNIO!!!
  • Gazelle: THAT'S AN UNDERSTATEMENT!!!
  • Duke: THAT BITCH BETTER BE BACK HERE SO- (He was blasted up comically)
  • Otton: DON't YOu eVER TaLK ABOUt HER liKE THAt!!!
  • Icky: "Okay, rule 1 of dealing with this guy acknowledged, don't trash talk the wife!"
  • Duke: "(Dazed and pain) Noted. OW! Lasers really hurt."
  • Claw 4: Ga-DOI, AND WATER IS REALLY WET!!! SNOW IS REALLY COLD!!! THE SUN IS REALLY HOT!!! AND THE ROOM IS REALLY BAD!!!
  • Duke: And YOU'RE a really big jerkwad!
  • Otton: LEt, ME, GOGOGO!!! (He kept blasting everywhere)
  • Po: HE'S STILL LASERING THE PLACE!!!!
  • Icky: "Much as I'm for a lazer lightshow, it shouldn't be like THIS!"
  • Lord Shen: "WILL SOMEONE JUST DISABLE HIS LAZER EYES AND LASER EVERYTHINGS ALREADY?!"
  • Gazelle: MATRIX KNIGHTS!! (Otton already blasted them) WINTERGREEN!! (Wintergreen was summoned and froze him solid)... Aye carumba, that was annoying! (Otton melted himself out with his lasers) AW COME ON!!
  • Otton: I SparED No eXPENse IN My roBOTics. (Dubbed as GLaDOS) You're about to be the immediate past president of the Being Alive Club.
  • Fidget: How is he even picking up these outside references?
  • Phil: Who cares? Just get rid of his lasers! (Sam fired a paintball gun at the laser lenses)
  • Otton: GAAA-AAA-AAA-AAA-AAA-AAA, I cAn't SEE!!!
  • Tuilo: "TIE HIM UP! (They do that)"
  • Otton: YoU BAStatatatards!! YOU GOGOGOGODDAMN KennYS!! WaiT, THat mAKEs no SEnSE.
  • Friller: Time to take your ass offline!
  • Otton: (Dubbed as TFS Cell after a glitch) NO, NOT IN A MILLION YEARS!! Now listen up, you've been making me look babababad since you got here! Ranked me as 4th best Zootopian villain under MOTHERF*****G SWINETON!!! I'M OTTON THE TERROR OF HAPPYTOWN MOTHERF*****S, SO DARWIN ON F*****G EARTH, YOU BETTER RECOGNIZE THE CRACKLE OF MY RAW, ANIMAL-CENTIPEDAL ENERGY, AND LINE YOUR 1990S ASSES UP, SO I CACACACAN- (Miss Otton finally showed up exhausted)... I nEED tO LeaRN HoW To sHUT Up.
  • Miss Otton: "(Held the chip) Sorry I was late, everyone! I had to take a long walk from here to my house, and suddenly a riot broke out and the city's falling apart, believe me, it was NOT an easy commute to go through a city in panic!"
  • Rick: "We'll fix that later, just reboot your husband already!"
  • Otton: "NOOOOOOOOOOooooooooooooOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO-"
Dragon Ball Z KAI Abridged Parody Episode 3

Dragon Ball Z KAI Abridged Parody Episode 3.5 - TeamFourStar (TFS)

4:56-5:11 As Miss Otton charges to insert the chip

  • As the chip was seen incerted in, Otton stopped midscream as the Windows Error sound was heard......... The Borg Zombies fell down and the Ice Creams de-activated......
  • Silence.......
  • Buzz: "Boom. We're done."
  • Rick: ".... Huh..... Figured that would've been abit more dramatic."
  • Claw 1: "Ehh, give it time, the brain enhancer is in the re-starting process."
  • The Windows Open theme was heard as Otton's vision returned to blue, meaning normal.
  • Otton: "Ohhhh, what happened, I- (Saw Rick).... Oh, hello Milde my boy. Did you came to see me about my smoothie maker and- (Saw the group)..... Wait a minute, this isn't my lab..... And is that, Swineton buried in a pile of borgifived bodies- WHAT IN THE DEVIL HAPPENED HERE?! And why are there Ice Cream trucks with some of my spare claw units here?!"
  • Rick: "..... He forgot about the OTHER Dr. Otton, did he?"
  • Miss Otton: "Which makes explaining everything to him even harder."
  • Otton: Seriously, what happened?
  • Nick: You became a robotic mad otter that kidnapped people for-
  • Otton: I'll stop you right there. I don't want to know anymore.
  • Swineton: (Muffles)
  • Gloria: Fatsine, we don't speak Roasted Suckling Pig.
  • Kaa: OOOOH, BURN!!
  • Chaos: (Tore the golden apple from her mouth, and even her mouth before slapping it back on) You, lady, are in BIG trouble.
  • Trudy: "You will have hell to say for the court.... But first, some intermediate BOPPS JUSTICE?! (Kangaroo kicks Swineton in the face as the screen flashes into flying leaves!)"

Radiant Garden

  • Sephiroth: (Was still looking around) WHERE ARE YOU, SUMMONER?! I PROMISE IF YOU SHOW YOURSELF I'LL MAKE IT QUICK AND PAINLESS!!
  • Erica: (She was still hiding and summoning the Jörmungandr Grande)... Come on, come on, come on!!
  • Sephiroth: "Achourse, even if you don't, it won't really matter much. Soon the Super-Novas will all be set off, and there is nothing that can-"
  • ???: "SWITCH THE EXSPEARIMENT OFF?!"
  • The Super-Novas suddenly turn off like they were light bulbs.
  • Sephiroth: "...... Wait what?"
  • The Celest-Layers arrived on the Planet the size of Kaiju, along with an even bigger boss Celest-Layer. This is assumingly the supervisor.
  • Celest-Layer Supervisor: "Alright, alright, what's going on in here!? This realm is not suppose to have planets in here PERIOD?! You people are lucky we have the power to turn off suns like they're lightbulbs cause of us having laid them or else you crazy inrealmers would be in a world of hurt!"
  • Sephiroth: "Hey, do you over-sized birds not realise you just disrupted my attempt to destroy this planet with Super-Novas?"
  • Celest-Layer Supervisor: "And don't YOU realise you're talking to an Outer God, wise guy?! Inrealm worlds are not suppose to BE in this dimension! This is suppose to be a private testing ground for longivity of suns, not a place to do mass forced sueasides, ya crazy inrealmer punks! We are not turning the suns back on until you get this planet back where it came! We'll stay here until ya do that. Or, what, do we have to call for Cosmic AAA over here?"
  • Sephiroth: "LISTEN TO ME GOOD, YOU ARRIGANT COSMIC SLAVES TO YOUR CRAFT, I WAS IN THE MIDDLE OF PULLING OUT THE ULTAMATE DESTRUCTION OF MY ENEMIES, AND THEN YOU COME ALONG AND TURNED OFF THE SUPER-NOVAS?!"
  • Celest-Layer Supervisor: "WELL EXCUSE ME FOR TRYING TO AVOID A COSMIC LAWSUIT FROM YOUR UNIVERSES' CREATOR ABOUT AN UNAUTHERISED ACT OF A PLANET BEING DESTROYED AT THE COSMIC CITIDEL, BUSTER?!"
  • Sephiroth and the Supervisor began arguing!
  • The still frozened heroes were stunned silent......
  • Huifang: "..... Wow, were we lucky that the dimention of unstable suns was actselly a sun testing ground for giant sun-head outer god fire birds, am I right?"
  • Scrooge: "..... I was not ready for this adventure."
  • Cloud: "Nobody was."
  • Donald: "..... Should've stayed in bed."
  • Sephiroth: "THAT'S IT?! (Slices at the Supervisor, but after an intense moment....... Nothing happened)....... What?! HOW?! THIS IS A BLADE THAT CAN KILL GIANT DRAGONS IN SMALL STRIKES?!"
  • Celest-Layer Supervisor: ".... Uh, buddy? Ya do realised ya can't kill Outer Gods, right? Not even minorly scratch us. That little toothpick can't even pinch me."
  • Sephiroth: "Look just, just, bring the super-novas back, I was in the middle of a drumatic moment, (Unknown to him, Erica, using the distraction to her advantage, was almost done with her summon), I was trying to stop a summoner from summoning a powerful creature that can save this planet from my wrath, and-"
  • Suddenly, the Jörmungandr Grande appears!
  • Sephiroth: "...... Oh..... Crap."
  • Celest-Layer Supervisor: ".... Yeah, this is clearly your business, and that guy (Points to Jormungrandr Grande) looks like he'll correct the misplacement, so, we'll, just get off the planet and let it finish. But I sitll mean it that the planet has to leave. (The Celest-Layers flew off back into blanketed space.)"
  • Sephiroth: NOOOOOOO!!! (The Jörmungandr Grande coiled around the planet and teleported it back to the UUniverses)... NO!!!
  • Erica: Yes! It's all over, Sephiroth!
  • Sephiroth: Nothing's over while I'm still strong and standing! (Tries using a powerful death spell but it didn't work)... What?! Where's the magic?!
  • Yen Sid: You used it all up, you fool!
  • Fu-Xi: YOU HOGGED UP OUR RESERVE, YOU BASTARD!!!
  • Donald: WE WERE SO CLOSE!!! HOW DARE YOU STEAL ALL THAT MAGIC FOR YOURSELF?!
  • Sephiroth: Not that it matters. I still have my mighty weap- (He was impaled by a familiar Keyblade)... (He looks behind him to seek Erica impaling him with King Aaron's Keyblade)...
  • Erica: YOU, HAVE TAKEN ENOUGH!!!
  • Sephiroth: (The magic of the Keyblade withered him away)... Mother... Forgive me!
  • Tidus: Dream on, you greedy d***sword. You will NEVER be resurrected after you betrayed Mirage's loyalty.
  • Huifang: "Also, we KNOW you're not the original Final Fantasy Sephiroth! You're a glorifived Kingdom Hearts clone of him from the KH verson of cloud..... We know, that's freaking weird, but, that's kinda one of the appeals of Kingdom Hearts.... It's like a very childhood filled drug-trip.... For a hyper-disney and square enix fan."
  • Jade Tusk: ".... Ya know what, I'm just too glad to be alive and to have avoided being burned away by the suns, that I'll save smacking you for the next stupid thing you might say."
  • Hayner: REAL d*** move stealing and using up the magic we needed.
  • Sephiroth: "..... In hindsight Mirage, perhaps, you should've listened to Mang about having me qurritined for a bit. Ugh (As he crumbled into shadow dust)......."
  • Cloud brought out a jar and started collecting the dust....
  • Cloud: "..... I know the leage are unlikely to bring Sephiroth back ever again for what he pulled, but I'm collecting this dust just to make sure no one else tries to bring him back."
  • Fu-Xi: "Wise Decidtion, Master Cloud."
  • Jack Freakson: "Ahem! Yeah, glad he's out of the way, so.... What's gonna happen to us? Now that I got it into my stupid head that damn Architect would never fix us even if we did a major favor for him, what's gonna happen to us freaks?"
  • Sora: "Don't worry guys. We'll see about getting you guys back to normal."
  • Jack Freakson: "Aw shucks, we appresiate that, but, with magic at an even greater down-low now, it might not be easy."
  • Yen Sid: "Well, at the very least we secured the Mana Reverses Foundtain. Albeit, it's shell of former glory. The good news though, that once the mana stream starts flowing again, this foundtain will be replenished.... The question is..... It's the matter of the stream itself. I worry something very serious still has effected it's flow. And I'm afraid a decreased Mana reseverses doesn't help matters. I'll have to convince the High Council to put magic useage under extreme heavy restriction so not to further drain what semblence of the reserves are left."
  • Scrooge: "Alias, you'll may as well have to."
  • Kairi: "..... (Sighs), Shen is gonna throw a fit about us not completely saving the Mana Reverses."
  • Erica: "But at least he'll be glad we kept things from getting worse then after.... Well, immediately, anyway. I would imagine a drained Mana Reverses might have long-term issues."
  • Sora: "Well, we'll worry about it when the time comes. Till then, don't let a btittersweet victory rule you, and work to make things better."
  • Fu-Xi: "Wise words for someone of your age. Also dreadfully optimistic, but, wise words still."
  • The group left with the fountain in tow.
  • Unawarely, they were watched by some xirds, and a familier lizard-man shaped figure.
  • A leader Xird was seen laughing wickedly and quietly....

Chapter 9: Herbavoris Liberated

Following day.

  • A beautiful day in the park.
  • (Trudy): "Herbavoris had really only began to pick up since that time."
  • Trudy was seen walking down the park.
  • (Trudy): "Though it is still rough around the edges."
  • Trudy found herself confronted by Pythonsky, who at first looks firm at her.....
  • (Trudy): "But it's a good kind of roughness."
  • Pythonsky gave a surprisingly soft smile and offered a peace offering of a carrot stock.
  • Trudy was surprised and amazed by this.....
  • (Trudy): "Now, for some, healing isn't always as instint."
  • The Ottons were seen preparing to move from Herbavoris and straight onto a new home in Zootopia.
  • (Trudy): "Sometimes that healing will have to be taken somewhere else."
  • Dr. Otton sighed apawn witnessing the TV broadcasting the mass funerals.
  • (Trudy): "But it is still possable for as long as it is with those that care for you."
  • Miss Otton and the Otton children hugged Dr. Otton, putting him in more peace, as he embraced his family with the claws.
  • (Trudy): "Now, healing won't be possable for everyone."
  • Swineton and Hornberger along with the trio were seen in orange jumpsuits held in Herbavoris prison.
  • (Trudy): "But it is a time of revaluation."
  • Now newly promoted Chief Uganda was seen diversifying the once Pig and Sheep dominated police station with other creatures, as newly police commissioner lion stood next to her, of which Uganda quietly embraced.....
  • (Trudy): "To move on."
  • Leonty and his son were seen settling in Tundratown of Zootopia, as their collars are seen in the trash, the two hugging in freedom.
  • (Trudy): "To put the past behind us."
  • Preds were lining up to have the collars removed, as they were collected in bins to be tossed into a recycling plant.
  • (Trudy): "And restore what was taken from us."
  • The Swineton statue was taken down by the elephants in favor of the returning Mabel statue.
  • (Trudy): "And most of all...."
  • Trudy was seen at a presentation before the press at a familier building as she was giving a speech.
  • Trudy: "To make life something worth living again. Hence why as new vice-chief of the Herbavoris Police Force, I hereby proudly welcome new theme park owner, Rick Milde, (A well-dressed and collar-less Rick was seen), His Wild Times 2. A Place for all animals, reguardless of evolutionary diet traits."
  • Rick got up, took the scissers, and cut the red ribbin for the new Wild Times Park, drasticly remodeled, as the crowds applauded and cheered.
  • Rick: "(To the podium) And on that note.... I just want to thank Mr. Buckhorn, my still not-exactly real dad deer..... And, to apologise for never having treating him fairly, and to thank him for having more kindness then I had been willing to had shared.... Now, by all means I'm not nessersarly his real son..... But I am gonna treat the guy more fairly then I had before..... It is something I am owed to him for all the times he step up the plate of being my dad, short of actselly being my dad.... Also some due thanks for help jumpstarting Wild Times 2 the moment it stopped being illegal to fund preds. (The crowd chuckled abit)..... But enough with my boring life story, let's go have some fun, huh?"
  • The crowds cheered as they go forth into the park, with the same AND new attractions for everyone to enjoy, as they were welcomed by an Antelopez concert as she sang!
Get Back Up Again by Anna Kendrick - Lyric Video

Get Back Up Again by Anna Kendrick - Lyric Video

Rephrase Song.

  • The Louger's van was seen blasting off!

Radiant Garden

  • Yen Sid: (As Radiant Garden was 50% finished) I pronounce this couple, husband and wife. (Sora and Kairi spin-hugged and kissed)
  • Riku: (Sobs in joy)
  • ???: Hey, um... Riku? (Erica came up)... It's been, um, quite the Disney ride, huh?
  • Riku: Yeah. Too bad we couldn't save the magic.
  • Erica: Tell me about it. Um... Come with me. I want to talk with you, privately.
  • Riku: R-R-R-Really? Um, sure.
  • Kairi: (She saw this and softly giggles)

Radiant Falls

  • Erica: (They were at cascading waterfalls with sparkling water and koi swimming around Erica and Riku's submerged bare feet and eating saltwater popsicles)... When Aaron and Kanji got together, I never thought I'd see this beautiful sight.
  • Riku: Yeah. ASMRs have nothing on this feng shui.... (The two chuckled) So, um, what did you want to talk about?
  • Erica: Well, um... When we first talked... Though I couldn't see you, you sounded like a nice guy. You, made me laugh with how overcurious you were... And I guess I can sense how you're feeling..... Do you, per chance... Have a crush on me?
  • Riku: Aju, no. I'm, just trying to ignore stuff like that. I've had a crush on Kairi since we first met, but now that she's married, I... Want to ignore it. I've already tried looking for a great girl, but after my first shot got in a shark feeding frenzy, I've given up on girls.... I'm just, a little, um-
  • Erica: (Giggles) Okay, I've heard enough. (Grabs him and kissed him as the koi in the water watched in joy)...... Riku, you are just too charming to stop looking. You already have her....
  • Riku:... (Smiles and kisses her)
  • Donald: (He and the others appeared) Aw, that's sweet.
  • Riku: WHOA, GUYS! Uh... How long have you been standing there?
  • Sora: Long enough. Glad you finally got a girl, Rik.
  • Riku:... Me too... (He and Erica kiss again)
  • Olette: I, think we should give them some alone time. (They left as Riku and Erica made out)
  • Fu-Xi, his posse and the Poison Clan were seen at the recessions.
  • Huifang: "So, did you think Kairi got to inform Shen about what happened?"
  • Fu-Xi: "Let's just say, the Leagers are about to have more on their plate then already."

Epilogue

Leage Fortress.

  • The place was seen going through a construction phase.
  • Minions in construction hats was seen, as Junjie was seen abusing his power as a foremen, as his usual trio facepalm at this.
  • Cobra's voice: "MIIIIIIIIIIIIIRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE?!"
  • Junjie screamed and hide?!
  • Makunga: "Relax, Juns, it's Mirage Mang's mad at this time."
  • Junjie: "(Shivering voice) Ss-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-sorry, force of habit."
  • Cobra's voice: "YOU STILL BE SCARED THOUGH, JUNJIE, CAUSE I'M GONNA NEED A STRESS TOY AFTER THIS?!"
  • Junjie screamed again!
  • The Camera pans at the trailer that reads "Mang's Contemporary office".

Inside Trailer.

  • Cobra: "MIRAGE, I HAD WARNED YOU THAT SEPHIROTH NEEDED TO BE PUT UNDER QURRINTINE FOR A REASON?! HE WAS CLOUD'S HEARTLESS?! AND MORE LIKELY THEN NOT, HE WAS LIKELY GONNA BE NEGITIVELY EFFECTED BY FALSE XEHANORT'S GREAT CYCLE TOMFOOLERY?! AND GUESS WHAT HAPPENED?!"
  • Mirage: "I WAS DESPERATE MANG?! THE MASK'S POWER IS BARELY STABLE?!"
  • Cobra: "WELL YOU DIDN'T PUT IT IN A BETTER PLACE BY WHAT YOU HAD ALLOWED TO HAPPEN?! SEPHIROTH ENDED UP TURNING AN ATTEMPT TO SECURE THE MANA REVERSES, Which fair's fair, I do agree would've been a BIG help with magic's unusual lack of co-operation, INTO AN UNAUTHERISED ACT OF ATTEMPTED WORLD DESTRUCTION?!"
  • Mirage: "YA DON'T HAVE TO REMIND ME, I SAW IT FOR MYSELF?!"
  • Cobra: "WELL THANKS TO THAT, NOW SEPHIROTH IS BOTH TOO CONTROVERSEAL FOR US TO BRING BACK, AND THAT HIS SHADOW POWDER HAS BEEN SECURED SO NO OTHER SHMUCK WOULD GET TO DO IT?! ANOTHER PERIMENT MEMBER LOSS INTO THE ALREADY SERIOUS WOUND XEHANORT'S BETRAYAL HAD LEFT?! I'D HAVE THIS AS THE BASIS OF HAVING YOU IMPEACHED, BUT?!..... (Sighs)..... The Leage's in too vulerable of a position to do that. Look, I promise that the moment the mana stream returns, I'll work on finding a means to keep your form stable, but you need to return that by promising that you don't do anything EQUILLY stupid, understand? Cause what Sephiroth did, increased the already existing controversey Xehanort alone has created with the Great Cycle."
  • Mirage: "(Sighs in defeat)..... Only because you made good arguements."
  • Cobra: "From you, I'll take what I can get."
  • Chrysalis appeared from behind him and tauntingly laugh!
  • Chrysalis: "NOW LOOK WHO'S THE RESIDENT SCREW-UP, MIRAGE?!"
  • Cobra: "Chryly dear, PLEASE?! Mirage is ALREADY in a foul mood, don't worsen it!"
  • Chrysalis: "Okay okay, sheesh. Just thought I do some "Even Steven" deals here after the times Mirage tried to boot me out for CERTAIN events! Also, Celestia's here."
  • Celestia's voice: "MAAAAAAAAAAAANGGGGGGGGGG?!"
  • Cobra: ".... (Groans)..... As if on cue. Well, I better go in and try to see if I can keep her from resetting our process."

Monster Temple.

  • Eclipsa was meeting with Moon, River and Globgor.
  • Eclipsa: "Thank you all for coming."
  • Moon: "May ask to what this meeting's about?"
  • Eclipsa: "Well, remember when we had undone the Magic Realms and now it led to New Mewni being formed?"
  • River: "Well yes, and many of us are happier for it."
  • Globgor: "Is, there a concern?"
  • Eclipsa: "Well..... I fear, we may had underestimated the Magic Realm's place in the Multiverse. The Magic Realms was, not just a source of Mewman magic. It was also a source of the Multiverses' magic."
  • Moon: "(Gasps).... Oh dear."
  • Globgor: "..... Ohhh, boy. Should've figured that there was a reason why there even is an entire realm exclusive to magic."
  • King River: ".... Uh-oh. You, don't suppose, the Magic Realms we had are just, one of many, right?"
  • Eclipsa: "Unforunately, no... The Magic Realms is the sole source of all magic. Now the Multiverses' are down to Magic Reserves, which have a risk of drying out from over-use."
  • River: "Well we should warn them to not drain the sources immediately."
  • Moon: "If we do that, they'll get suspicious on how we were the ones that know that."
  • Globgor: "Well it's not like the Magic Realms would be COMPLETELY restored or anything over time."
  • Eclipsa: "Well, actually, I seem to remember Star referencing be-friending a magic guardian named Thaumorpheus. But in truth, Thaumorpheus, is an Outer God creator of the Magic Realms."
  • River: "Well there we go, problem sloved. But wait, won't the realms be separated again?"
  • Eclipsa: "Well, as it turned out, the Magic Realms were never the source of seperation. The specific realms were always seperate. The fact they merged after the Magic Realms' destruction, erm, well, perhaps it was a side-effect of that action? Point is, I think we might be in a bit of trouble."
  • Globgor: "Well what're we gonna do? Sooner or later someone's gonna come and ask questions."
  • Eclipsa: "Don't worry. If it's those like Saetha and Anewas, we'll trust them with the infomation, but if it's the Lougers, well, we'll have to be more cautious of admiting until we're sure they can be, kept calm about it. Neither keeping secrets nor lying, just, biding our time until we can sooth them into the truth. Otherwise, well in some crazy way they'll find out."
  • Moon: "Well, I do believe this will be a hard pill to swallow. And they will make us answer to this..... Star especially."
  • Eclipsa: "We'll be prepared for when that day comes. Let's, be grateful the Outer Gods haven't seem to respond to this yet."
  • Unknown to them, A Xird was watching.....
  • Xird: "..... (Quietly) That's because we are waiting to strike. (Chuckles wickedly as he disapated away)......"

Fin-

  • Rick and Morty appear from a portal.
  • Rick: Thank god this moisode is over. I hope we don't have to *urp* see that Rick Milde bastard again. Seriously, I've seen more "Rick"s on this transcript than the entire multiverse.
  • Morty: Uh, Rick, a-are you sure Scroopfan is gonna allow this?
  • Rick: Why not? He's *urr*referenced us before, like apart from obvious ones like making scenes based on certain parts of our lives, like that one episode with those pony versions of us, but I can't remember what it was.
  • Morty: "I think it was the one about that O'Hardknocks guy, who had this nurse that was the girlfriend of a sea monster that looked like a boss from a Turok reboot game, it involved alot of complicated crud about butt tattoos and inclusivity, something about crab people, and it's apart of a arc based on MLP:FIM Season 8, they're, they're still suck on that even when Season 9's out now."
  • Rick: "Yeah these episodes are not exactly famous for their cheetah speed levels of production, Morty. The closest they had an episode done in record timing, was the one where they tried to give tribute to Robin Williams, but it ended up looking unintentionaly distasteful because of how they went about it, not to mention how quickly it'll be dated, and that it was too late to lost draft it cause of how quickly it was finished, so, it was kinda why the tribute for the creator of Spongebob was instead an uncanon anthrology about the "Truth" behind a ratings trap TV special about Bikini Bottom's "Legends". It's not nessersarly an improvement cause some of the stories are inaccreate to the show, but I'll give them this, it avoided the mistakes the Robin Williams one did."
  • Morty: "But still, I don't think we're allowed here."
  • Rick: "Relax, Morty, at most we'll just be considered another reference and likely only shown after a more intended Epilogue, like how it works with Deadpool."
  • Morty: "But won't it be distracting from one of their sub-arcs?"
  • Rick: "Oh, ya mean the one about "Magic Troubles" on how Star Butterfly basically fucked the Multiverse a new one by wasting the Magic Realms? Well, it was off to an awkword start anyway by starting it off with freaking Zootopia, then it's gonna follow to something about a star-nosed Platapus creature from that A-UU place with a dual-personality, then an episode about the respondse torwords one of the late Season 8 episodes of when Spike thought that lazy schmuck of a mythical heat-breathed reptile was his dad and actually saying he was half right about the scale collectors and something about an emperor, and then three back-to-back episodes dedicated to that show Star Vs. The Forces of Evil, and the first one's a freaking flashback due to continiuity issues, of which this sub-arc shares with another sub-arc called "New Mewni". And if you seen the pre-set scenes, it's a safe bet things will turn out fine in the end of all this."
  • Morty: "..... Wow. You are a master of soiling people's fun, Rick."
  • Rick: "That's just an understatement, Morty, (Burps), I'm usually a lot worse."
  • Star: "(Shows up) Ahem! Would you two mind moving along, please? We would like to get to the next episode now?"
  • Rick: "Okay okay, I think we served our cameo purpose anyway. (He and Morty left)."

Fin.

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