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 Emperor Lu Kang Part 1 is the 1st Part of the 4-Part Season 3 Special of the SpongeBob and Friends Adventures Chronicles series. The Kung Fu Gang and the rest of the Lougers were invited to the Imperial Palace by Constable Hu and Superintendent Woo for a speical occation during the Winter Festival Season by the still relitively new emperor Lu Kang, who desided to releave the Jade Palace of a continious issue left un-touched since pretty much the end of the Kung Fu Panda TV series in due to circumstances in light of Dreamworks being with 20th Centuary Fox for the time that can be forseen. And with no telling that a possable Netflix Series (If there is such in plan) would even address the issue when alternate continuities are concerned. Lu Kang has not only desided to hail the Jade Palace for it's many acts of heroisum, both tv show and the three movies, but also to "Royaly Declare" the retirement of the Permit system due to concerns of relieability issues. The group could've been more relieved! Alchourse, Hu will be conbinsated by becoming the new head of security, while it seems that Woo has finally lost the attatude.... Unless provoked or worked up badly enough. All the while, it seems that Woo's daughter, Ming, has became new adviser since it was proven that Zhihui couldn't handle the shame of what happened in the episodes "Emperor's Rule Part 1 and 2". Ming has not only lost and matured out of her father's attatude, but has grown to be an attractived Ibex, AND recently became an accomplished Kung Fu Master. This rekindled Monkey's interest beyond belief! However, Ming is clearly not fond of what happened in the Secret Admirer episode, no longer over the delayed rescue, but the fact that Monkey only liked Ming for what she was cabale of, not helping that since she's now a pinicale of beauty, for that as well, and didn't like Ming for who she really is, albeit back when she wasn't exactly a true gem. Now Monkey is in a struggle to prove that he does like Ming more then that now, all the while treading on uneasy waters of an over-protective Woo. The Misfits stayed over to enjoy the feast and festival to follow after. However, there's a great concern in town. Pang Bing has returned, restored of her powers, and now working with a bumbling snarky assistent, an elephant named Wu-Hu, who's at worse a petty con artist who Pang promised an un-countable fortune for helping her. To make sure that a repeat of her defeat can't happen again, she captured all of the villains from the Kung Fu Panda TV series, even kidnapping Junjie, Hundun, Meng Tao, Zhou Dan, and Taotie from the villain teams. She even managed to capture some of the stronger Lougers and gained control of them. Eventually, the party was ambushed by the controled villains and allies, with the rest of the lougers captured, leaving only, Po, Lu Kang, Ming, Hu, Woo, Icky, His returning Grandmother Gricky, along side former old foes from his past, Gazelle and Duke Weaselton. With Pang Bing planning another mass-mind control with a new couldron and a powerful spell to create an artifictal eclipse, she now not only wants to gain control of Dreamworks China, but all of the Universes. The remaining group have no choice but to get help from the only thing an actual threat and equil level to Pang Bing: Professor Eagle Beak and his posse.

Transcript

Chapter 1: An Invitation From Hu and Woo/Emperor Lu Kang Changes A Lot

A Residential House, Night

Silent Night, Instrumental

Silent Night, Instrumental

  • As an iconic chrismas song played, an animal family were seen slumbering, as in their living room, a tree and many presients await the day for chirsmas.
  • Suddenly, an iconic silluette was seen flying around, and looked like it was Santa flying in his sleigh...... Only with one Raindeer.
  • However, apawn closer inspection, the "sleigh" is actselly a far too tecnologically advance for it to be a proper Santa sleigh, as the bags were filled, not with goodies, but valuables from homes and even some of the children's gifts that are of greater monitarial value.
  • This isn't Santa. It's none other then the netorious and infamous Holiday Bandits.
  • A lone female raindeer was seen laughing quietly, but sinisterly.
  • Female Raindeer: "...... Boys, our Raindeer Games will leave us with a VERY Merry Christmas.... To us."
  • The Not Santa Polar Bear almost simular to the Main Character of the infamously unpopular Norm of the North is seen, along side a weasel simular to Duke Weaselton in an Elf Costume.
  • Not Santa: "Duh, Yeah boss. Stealing presients and expensive stuff is duh, great."
  • Fake Elf Weasel: "He-he-he-he! You are one naughty Raindeer, Chesibelle, and I respect ya for it. First the whole stealing this fancy techno sleigh from Mega-Sci Corp, then me and my associate steal all this stuff to take back to Zootopia and sell to the black market! And having that nerdy techno snake disguise as a "snowman"? Genius! I bet my dory cousin Duke could never figure this out!"
  • Chesibelle: "Hold your phrase till after we made our heist. (To a comlink) Hissbert? You in place?"
  • An Innosent looking Snowman is at the very house they're on, when it suddenly gain tank trackers and moved for abit, as inside, is the tecnological interior of a Tecno-Wiz of a snake looking simular to Sir Hiss.
  • Hissbert: "Yes Miss Chesibelle. I'm in position. I'll monitor for any new activity at ze earliest convinence."
  • Chesibelle: "Perfect.... (Giggles sinisterly) BOB?! MIKE?! Get busy?!"
  • Bob the Polar Bear Fake Santa and Mike Weaselton Elf get to work quickly!
  • The duo approuch the chimney.
  • Bob: ".... Uh..... Mike? How do we get inside the Chimney like Sa-"
  • Mike grabs his mouth!
  • Mike: "Ya know how the boss feels about you-know-who!"
  • Bob: "..... Ohhhh.... Sa-ree."
  • Mike: "It's, sorry, but don't mention it. Not litterally mind you! Anyway, the same way we did with the other chimneys without getting stuck! (Brings out a device) Mega-Sci Corps' Ghosting Tec. Very helpful with our earlier heists, that you appearently forgot about!"
  • Bob: "Ohhhhh..... Sorry Mike."
  • Mike uses the device and the duo go down the chimey with no issue.

Inside the House.

  • The duo arrived in the living room.
  • The both are carring empty sacks.
  • Mike: "Bob, handle the big stuff like that Plasma Screen TV and anything too big for little ol' me. Let me take care of the brats' presents!"
  • Bob: "Okay Mike."
  • Bob went out to do such as Mike began ripping apart presents to see which of them is more worth it.
  • Mike: "Ok, let's see what we gots. (Pulls out a doll) A Barbie Doll? (Mimics a buzzer), Wrong! (Tosses it), (Pulls out a baseball bat)..... I already got 14 of these. (Tosses it away.) (Discovers an expensive diamond rin with some other jewelery accesseries) Ha-cha-cha, I found the misses' gifts! (Stuffs them in the bag) Hehehehehehehe! So much for the naughty getting nothin, eh Bob?"
  • Bob was stuffing the TV, the surround sound Stereos, the gaming systems, some priceless vases and irreplaceable but exspensive family heirlooms, even the kitchen sink for some odd reason.
  • Bob: "Duh, you said it, Mike."
  • Mike taken all of the expensive gifts and began to target the tree's decorations and looted what he deemed the most pricy and overall, worth to steal.
  • Mike turned his attention to a gold plated star.
  • Mike: "..... Hello, dolly. You look like your worth a pretty penny. Come, to papa!"
  • Mike proceeded to get the star and placed it in the bag snickering like muttley.
  • Bob was seen looting a cabit of priceless figureens.
  • Mike was seen trolling about in the hallways and went into rooms like a "Man Cave" Father's Den, and proceed to steal things like priceless sports momentos and autograthed balls of various sports, even having to sturggle with a signed bowling bowl until Bob came to help.
  • Mike and Bob then went into the Mother's dressing room and stole more priceless jewelery, as well as valuable enough faberics and clothing.
  • Bob was in the son's room and took his personal TV and home computer.
  • Mike went into the little girl's room and proceeded to pilfer her balleronia trophies.
  • Bob and Mike were just about done with their deed.
  • Bob: "Did we do good, Mike?"
  • Mike: "In a villain sense of the word, yes. We made off with yet another good heist. Now it's time to vamoose in time for Christmas- (Cutesy music was heard)........ Eve?"
  • Bob: "(Looks at a strange of strange and creepy toys.).... Duh, where'd did all this came from?"
  • Mike: "..... Something ain't right, Bob.... We need to scram!"
  • Bob looked at a baby rocker.
  • Bob: ".... Awwww, look at the wittle ba-be."
  • Mike: "(Gets nervious)! Bob, don't! Whatever's happening, we can't risk notice!"
  • Bob was ignoring Mike and moved closer to the rocker.
  • Bob: "Awww, it's a cute and tiny baby..... Coohe coohe coohe-"
  • Fidget growls as he jumpscares Bob!
  • Bob: "DAHHH?! UGLY TINY BABY!?"
  • Mike: "Wait.... That's no baby! That's Fidget of the Shell Lougers?!"
  • Fidget: "HAPPY HOLIDAYS, YOU CREEPS?! (RASBERRIES!?)"
  • Mike: "Why you little ugly hobgobblin of a bat! Why I oughta-"

New Music plays as giant presents appeared surrending the duo, as The Lougers, Nick and Judy with the UUPD, even Gazelle and Duke, burst out of the presents! Along with familier silluettes in fanastic displays!

06 The Nutcracker Suite, Opera 71A; Russian Dance Pyotr Ilyich Tchaikovsky

06 The Nutcracker Suite, Opera 71A; Russian Dance Pyotr Ilyich Tchaikovsky

  • Mike: "AWWW, CRAP!? RUN BOB, RUNNNNNN?!"
  • Mike and Bob managed to evade the heroes as they went back up the chimey with the ghosting device!

Rooftop!

  • The Duo flied up screaming as they landed on the fake slay with the loot intact!
  • Chesibelle: "WHAT'S GOING ON DOWN THERE, YOU IDIOTS?!"
  • Mike: "LOUGERS, COPPERS, NUTCRACKER RUSSIAN DANCE, GAZELLE, AMBUSH?!"
  • Chesibelle: "..... BUCKLE UP AND GET THE SLEIGH MOVING!? (To Comlink) HISSBERT, YOU'D BEEN OUTFOXED, GET MOBLE, WE HAVE TO ESCAPE?!"
  • Hissbert was heard freaking out as the false snowman proceeded to get it's trackers out and rolled out, as the fake slay took flight and followed it and picked it up!
  • Bob: "Hehehehehe, at this rate, the Lougers will never- (Looks behind him and sees the Van, Police Crusers, and familier figures coming after them!) (Cartoonishly freaks out) DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH?! THEY'RE CHASING US?!"
  • The Holiday Bandits are chased by our heroes and the police and additional friends!
  • Squidward: "I HATE, WORKING, ON THE HOLIDAYS!?"
  • Icky: "Same here, Squidy, same here?!"
  • Iago: "Espeically if it's because of these new and quickly infamous new comers, "The Holiday Bandits"!"
  • Alex: "Well it looks like it's up to us to put these Grinches in their place! (On the radio) Team North, you ready to intersect?"
  • The Silluette was reveiled to be Ginger, riding on her is Alfred, Teddy and Dougie, as aiding them are General Flambe and his family, lead by Flamuman along side the Miser Bros, and Snow Misers' own Snowdraft, Kelvin, Freezearrow, and Frostgard, and joining them is Mime-Me, who seemed to still kept his incredable super-advanced form.
  • Ginger: "On it! I have something to settle with Chesibelle!"
  • Ginger Flew off ahead and met up with Chesibelle!
  • Chesibelle: "(Looks at Ginger)..... Well, if it ain't the so-called heroic "Ginger"...... I know your no hero for attacking innosent children over your stupid belief about punishing the naughty with violence, Gingy!"
  • Ginger: "At least I am not the shame to the famed Rudolf, Chesi! Your brother would be ashamed of you!"
  • Chesibelle snarled as her nose glew green.
  • Teddy: "(Gulp)..... I think you ticked her off."
  • Dougie: "Oh yeah, she is diffently triggered!"
  • Chesibelle tried to fire green lasers from her nose, but Ginger dodges everytime!
  • Chesibelle: "Hissbert?! Now would be a good time for your "Gifts" to the heroes?!"
  • Hissbert: "Alchourse, Mein Leader!"
  • Hissbert presses some buttons in the snowman bot, and thus, a huge holiday themed Mega-Sci Corp blimp appeared, as such, an army of Santa Bots, Forsty-Drones, And Rudolf-Driods flew down in massive waves, as armed to the brime with weaponry!
  • Hissbert: "Everyone, even Marz of all people, mocked me about my ideals of chrismas defence robots!? WELL LOOK WHO'S LAUGHING NOW?! (LAUGHS INSANELY AS THE MACHINES BEGAN TO LAND AND INTERSECT THE REST OF OUR HEROES FROM THE HOLIDAY BANDITS?!)!?"
  • Alex: "(On Radio) Misers, we're gonna need more then your finest guys for this!"
  • Snow Miser: "But even THAT might not be enough! Those machanical abominations will overwealm us, even IF they can't kill us as immortals!"
  • Alex: "(On Radio) Don't worry. We knew some friends who knew some REALLY good people."
  • ???: "HO-HO-HO?!"
  • The Guardians arrived, as they are joined by the Snowman Army, along side Carrie and the members of the now former resistence, The Fire Wolves, Otis and Milo's coloney, and even the B-Team Guardians!
  • Heat Miser: "..... Now, I think it's time to.... TURN UP THE HEAT?!"

The two began to sang this as the combined forces battle the nightmare chrismas dopplegangers!

Snow & Heat Miser song from A Miser Brothers' Christmas 2008

Snow & Heat Miser song from A Miser Brothers' Christmas 2008

  • Icky: "..... Do those two HAVE to sing that song?"
  • Iago: "It's part of their sthick, live with it."
  • The Lougers and the Police moved on as the machines battle the back-up!
  • Chesibelle sees this!
  • Chesibelle: "HISSBERT?! GET THE BIG ONE HERE?!"
  • Hissbert laughed hissingly as he pressed the big red button, as it summoned forth, a giant Mecha-Nutcracker Bot Nearly the Size of Galaxhar's robot.
March of the Wooden Soldiers - Instrumental Rock Guitar- Nutcracker Suite

March of the Wooden Soldiers - Instrumental Rock Guitar- Nutcracker Suite

  • Mecha-Nutcracker: "Target: Vigilantie Heroes and Law Enforcement. Exicuting: (Darkly) KILLMODE!?"
  • Mecha-Nutcracker brought out it's weapons!
  • Kolwalski: "....... I think, I know, what I want for chrismas......"
  • Skipper: Shut up and give analysis!
  • Kowalski: I recommend we-
  • Skipper: Blow it up with a bazooka! Way ahead of you! Rico?
  • Rico: (Hacks a bazooka and fired, destroying the Mecha-Nutcracker's eyes)
  • Mecha-Nutcracker: ERROR-ERR-ERROR! VISION OBSCURED! UNIT INCAPABLE OF COMBAT! MUST INITIALIZE LAST RESORT SELF-DESTRUCT NUKE PROGRAMMING!
  • Skipper: NUKE?!? Oh, JESUS, WE ALREADY DEALT WITH A NUKE PROBLEM LAST MONTH!!
  • Merlin: Don't worry. (Magically teleports the Mecha-Nutcracker into space as it explodes)
  • Patrick: Ooooh, pretty lights!
  • Hissbert: "MY BEAUTIFUL BABY?!"
  • Sandy: (On intercome while the chase resumes) Ho, ho, ho, I'm Sandy Claus, and I say we got ourselves a gang of Grinches, one in a Santa suit attempting to steal Christmas.
  • Thief: ("Joke's on you, jackasses! He did no such thing. It CAN'T be stolen! Said book said so!")
  • Creeper: (Intercom) Joke's on you, jackasses! He did no such thing. It CAN'T be stolen! Said book said so!
  • Thief: ("I JUST SAID... WELL... THOUGHT THAT!"...(Sighs)... I HATE being mute!")
  • Chesibelle: "(Ignors Ginger momentarly about being accused of simply stealing chrismas)...... Grinches? You think I'm masterminding all this just to steal Chrismas, you louge-for-brains?! IT'S MORE PERSONAL THEN THAT?! (Fires a green lazer at them as the misfits and cops dodge)!"
  • Nick in Judy's cruser: "WHOA!? I heard of nose projectiles before, but this is just being given a rediciulious holiday/Sci-Fi twist!"
  • Ginger: "Hey, your beef is with me, Chesi!"
  • Chesibelle turned her attention back to Ginger as Ginger still actobaticly dodged, even with the screaming elves on her back as the green laser misses!
  • Teddy: "GINGER, REMEMBER THAT YOU HAVE PASSINGERS!?"
  • Dougie: "You see, this is why the Women Driver Steriotypes exist!"
  • Chesibelle: "Bob!? Get rid of those annoying misfits and the cops?! I have an old "friend" to deal with!"
  • Bob: Duh, okay boss! (Takes out a ridiculously-large minigun)
  • Banzai: JESUS, DUDE, I THOUGHT THESE WERE SUPPOSE TO BE CHRISMAS BURGLERS, NOT A MILITA?!
  • Mike: "And we would've still if it wasn't for having an ex-Mega-Sci Corp Sciencetist!"
  • Icky: "Oh course, the same guy respondsable for the robots we dodged as there's now a big battle in a residential neightberhood."
  • Teddy: (Sighs) We got this! (He and his elf friends got out their coal launchers)
  • Mike: A COAL launcher? (Laughs) What, are you gonna STONE us to death? (Laughs until they knocked out Hissbert, and Bob!)... And consider my pet peeved! (Grabs the minigun, starts it up as the heroes dodged while still giving chase!)
  • Private: WE'RE GONNA DIE ON CHRISTMAS!!!
  • Mike: (Screams wildly until Grace was shown to having been riding on Mime-Me this entire time, and shot him in the head with a piece of coal) HAH! You really think a measly lump of coal is gonna beat ME? Well, you are VEEEEEERY correct, because I might be blacking out! (He fell flat on his face in the slay)
  • Grace:... Don't mess with my husband, BITCH!
  • Chesibelle sighed annoyed!
  • Chesibelle: "I swear, these guys are gonna slow me down!"
  • Chesibelle gets the Tecno Slay off and is now free to take Ginger head on!
  • Chesibelle: "There's nothing to hold me back now, Ginger! I will finally make you pay with what you did to me?!"
  • Icky: "(Intercom) Ok, seriously, WHAT'S THE BACKSTORY HERE?!"
  • Ginger: "(Sighs)...... When I ended up hurting the wrong child, it ended up sending a bad exsample against new reindeers at the time. The Elf Council became, REALLY strict about letting newbies in, and that only veterans like her brother and my folks were since allowed to do runs only...... Chesibelle, was hoping to become a new Reindeer Legend worthy of her brother, but..... It never happened. Her promised run was cancelled as due to caution. It's, among the reasons why I feared resentment from more then just my folks."
  • Chesibelle: "You, ruined my life?! AND the chance to make an impact in the holidays! AND ALL BECAUSE OF YOUR STUPID BELIEFS?! I, AM GONNA MAKE YOU SUFFER FOR IT!?"
  • Chesibelle began firing at Ginger as Ginger dodged, then proceeded to put the three Elves in various locations to put them out of harms way, then proceeded to fly around as Chesibelle chased her!
  • Chesibelle kept firing at Ginger!
  • Chesibelle: "MY PLAN WAS PERFECT?! I HAVE TWO BUMBLING BURGLERS AND A MAD DOCTOR TAKE AWAY THINGS OF WORTH TO PEOPLE, NOT TO STEAL CHRISTMAS IN THE WAY A DR. SEUSS CHARACTER DID, BUT TO SHOW THE ELF COUNCIL THAT THEY MADE A MISTAKE IN NOT LETTING ME SHOW MY TRUE POTAINTIONAL! I WOULD MAKE IT THAT THEY'LL BEG ME TO BECOME PART OF SANTA'S SLAY TEAM AFTER HOW QUICKLY I WAS ABLE TO GET TWO BURGLERS AND A NUT GENIUS TO STEAL PRESENTS AND VALUABLES IN A SINGLE NIGHT!?"
  • Ginger: "So all of this, was just to show the elf council that they should've allowed you be in a slay team?!"
  • Chesibelle: "What, ya thought I did for the sake of it? And yet you saved Chrismas of 2014 from North Wind and friends? Ugh, you proved once again that your still are, and will always will be, an embarisment to all Reindeer!"
  • Ginger: "AT LEAST I'M NOT THE ONE STEALING FROM PEOPLE!? AND WHY HAVE A TECHNO-SLEIGH WHEN YOU CAN FLY!?"
  • Chesibelle: "It's for cover, on making it look like that I'm a normal reindeer to fool outsiders! Also, it was Hissbert's idea. It's kinda his control station for his overglorified toys. NOW HOLD STILL SO I CAN MAKE YOU AS GREEN AS A CHRISTMAS TREE?!"
  • Chesibelle kep firing, but Ginger kept flipping about!
  • Chesibelle: "HOLD, STILL?!"
  • Chesibelle formed a laser sword on her nose and curls up into a ball and mad saws at Ginger, as she quickly dodged!
  • Chesibelle fliped back into fighting stance!
  • Chesibelle: "UGH!? NO WONDER THAT DISGRUTLED SNAKE GOD HAD A HARD TIME GETTING RID OF YOU!? YOU, DON'T, STAY STILL!?"
  • Ginger: Uh, yeah, that's the point of FIGHTING, dumbass! 
  • Chesibelle was charging up for a desistating attack! She fired her charged-up green-nose laser attack as Ginger dodged it and, lunged at Chesibelle who was shocked at the speed, Ginger grabbed her, and in slow motion, threw Chesibelle into the snow as the techno-sleigh retrieved her as she recovered.
  • Ginger:... HAD ENOUGH YET?!?
  • Chesibelle: WHEN PIGS FLY!! (Icky was about to speak) ON EVERY WORLD IN THE UUNIVERSES!!!
  • Icky: Hmmph, freaking smartass!
  • Lian: IS THAT THE BEST YOU CAN DO?!?
  • Chesibelle: As a matter of fact... (She gets her unconjustious trio of partners off) For safety reasons, because this tecno-slay is.... MORE THEN MEETS THE EYE!?
  • Icky: "WE'RE NOT ALLOWED TO REFERENCE TRANSFORMERS, LADY! Scroopfan doesn't seem to be a huge fan of that."
  • Chesibelle: "Trust me, it fits here because of THIS?!"
  • She presses a button that turns the sleigh into a giant robot mech.
  • Icky:..... WHO MAKES A TECNO-SLAY THAT BECOMES A BATTLE ROBOT MECH?!
  • Thunderclap: "That Dr. Hissbert guy."
  • Icky: "...... Samrtass."
  • Shrek: "Daaaa, quit yer belly aching! We can still take this bad little deer know her place!"
  • Icky: Oh, sure, let's do that when the sleigh is a KICKASS ROBOT MECH!!!
  • Chesibelle: I SHALL CRUSH YOU ALL!!! (She uses her magic to augment it's laser palms as they release Kamehameha-like blasts as the heroes dodged)
  • Ginger: You DO realize that I'm immortal, and you still can't beat me, right?
  • Chesibelle: I'm a magical reindeer. I sure as f*** can take that away from you!
  • Ginger: Then why haven't you done so already?
  • Chesibelle:... DAMMIT!!!
  • Ginger: (She flies straight into the mech as she continues to wail on it until Chesibelle blasted her to a wall, knocking her out)
  • Chesibelle: That might not have killed you, but it'll keep you out of this! Now, to deal with this flying dumpster! (Fires Kamehameha-beams at the van as they barely dodged)
  • Gazelle: (Flies out of the van) THAT IS ENOUGH! (She fires her Uniter Blade at the robot mech as it caused it to literally fall apart, leaving Chesibelle to fall right near her hooves)... You're in BIG trouble! Now hand us the presents, and nobody gets hurt!
  • Chesibelle:... (She tries flying away until Ginger recovered quickly and intersected her)!
  • Ginger: "..... And by the by..... Freezar hits harder then that!"
  • Ginger headbutts Chesibelle straight into the ground!
  • Gazelle and Ginger formed around a defeated Chesibelle.
  • The others began to join in at a safer distence.
  • Ginger: "..... Now hows about you give up the presents and belongings?"
  • Chesibelle: "..... Your african friend, pretty much..... Destroyed them. They WERE in the mech after all, so-"
  • ???: "Yoooooo-hooooooo!"
  • Chesibelle looked in surprise and saw that South Wind and a young New-Age North Wind were seen with the presients and belongings.
  • South Wind: "Splended job on saving the stolen items, NW Jr. And your own staff is already powerful."
  • NW Jr.: "I was so fast, the exploudtion looked slower!"
  • South Wind: "Precisely!"
  • Chesibelle: "..... AW, COME ON?! All, I wanted, was to prove my worth! To make the Elf Council regret not allowing my chance to shine! THAT'S ALL I WANTED OUT OF ALL OF THIS?! It was NOTHING personal to anyone?! Well, maybe except you Ginger, but that's irrevelent! It was nothing against Chrismas! It was only to make it seem that the Elf Council was wrong to turn my potaintional down, because some STUPID WHORE, beaten up the wrong kid?! Before all this, I would never hurt anyone?!"
  • Ginger: "To be fair, the Elf Council are by-the-book snobs. Sometimes they're too by the numbers to be helpful to everyone."
  • Grace: "Mime-Me here, can relate to that, missy."
  • Chesibelle: "I wasn't allowed to take part in Chrismas?! I, wasn't allowed to be like my brother?! I wasn't able to make a name for myself! You had any idea what my life is like just being a nobody aside being related to a celeberty?! People can actselly be surprised that Rudolf is my brother?!"
  • Jennet: "RUDOLF IS YOUR BROTHER?!"
  • Axle face palms!
  • Chesibelle: "..... THAT PROVES MY POINT!? By all accounts, I love my brother, but he inadvertingly left me in his shadow when Santa asked him to help out in a particularly bad storm! He was made so famous, THEY EVEN MADE A SONG ABOUT HIM?! THAT GETS SO MANY VERSONS!? You have any idea how many versons and readitions of "Rudolf the Red-nose Reindeer" are?!"
  • Teddy: "..... Uh, Alfred?"
  • Alfred checks up Rudolf songs in his imPad
  • Dougie: "..... Well?"
  • Alfred:... 10,000!
  • Icky:... I thought it would be lower than that.
  • Alfred: Not in the UUniverses. Hundreds of worlds means hundreds of variations of everything.
  • Chesibelle: SO YOU ALL SHOULD BE ASHAMED FOR NOT HONORING MY BROTHER'S LEGACY!!!
  • Grace: Look, just because your brother is famous, it doesn't mean the REST of the family should be. For Pete's sake, YOU'RE at the very least making your brother look TERRIBLE by doing these nasty deeds!
  • Chesibelle:... I... I hadn't thought of that.
  • Grace: So?
  • Chesibelle:... Oh, f*** it! If I can't be loved, N-
  • Gazelle: Ok STOP!... Before you end up saying something that will contridict your prior feelings for your brother AND possability say something awful about Ginger and make yourself look worse, consider this, going that way will only make you look more like a victimiser instead of the victim. What happened with you, is merely the fault of higher athortity, taking someone else's mistake too seriously. Why, by all accounts, you should be more mad at them then Ginger. After all, THEY were the ones who took away your hope to be like your brother, NOT Ginger. Yes, they did it because of her mistake, but for her mistake alone. It wasn't like Ginger WANTED it to happen. She clearly feels awful for what she did and aims to make amends for it. Besides.... How was she suppose to know ahead of time that the councilers would be worried about more rookie mistakes over her accsident, and did what they did? She's clearly not all knowing, or otherwise, hey, we wouldn't be having this conversation now. And even then, the Elf Councilers meant no malevolence to you, they only wanted to keep their world safe from those who would exploit them for their selfish and/or petty desires. You can't blame them for being afraid of having your people's secrets being used for misguided or dishonest means. Heck, they probuly did this to keep untrained reindeer safe from being mistaken as wild animals, or even to fall in the clutches of true believers. My point is, sometimes wanting something badly enough hurts more than it gives. And I should know! There was someone I held a grudge on for so long, a single hurtful word... Lead her down the wrong path. That was Dawn Bellwether. And look where she is now. Fraternizing with a crackpot robot. I had once explained that she hated me because of unfortunate circumstances involving pranks at inconvinent times thanks to her opressive bullies..... Well, truth be told, it was nothing more then a mere domino for a line-up for a far more.... Sad end of a great friendship.

Flashback

  • (Gazelle): We were both great friends in high school, but she was the victim of bullies who used sensitive stereotypes against her. And she and I were very close, and I ALWAYS stood behind her. But the day I regret began...when she became jealous of me for being a greater influence on the school than she was. So, when she ended up using her strong influence as an ancestor of a past senator of Zootopia and used it to make better contributions that made me inferior, especially when it lead to me losing a chance to get money to pay for a mother's day gift for my mother who I missed dearly ever since a prior car crash tragity left her and papa incapable to care for me as well as one for my adopted tiger mother, I was rightfully angry. I renounced our friendship by using those sensitive stereotypes against her. Yes, she cried and ran away and I was sure she learned a lesson, but that lesson didn't went to a benevolent way, because later, she became Assistant Mayor years since I last saw her. Then one day, during a fateful day...
  • Gazelle: (She was shocked when Bellwether's voice was heard as the news was played)
  • (Bellwether): Fear ALWAYS works! And I'll dart every predator in Zootopia to keep it that way!
  • (Gazelle):... When those words came out of her mouth, I realized that the words I said to her that fateful day, was what made her sensitive about her species to begin with, and most hurtful for all, when a FRIEND of hers said it. And now, she's a criminal who was THIS close to making Zootopia, into ANOTHER Herbavoris!

Present

  • Lord Shen: "...... I always figured it should've taken more then insensitive heathens to cause a little sheep to be so diabolical."
  • Judy:... Gazelle, that's... Surprisingly rough! No offence, but.... That was NOT, what I expected to hear about the nicest Mammal of Zootopia!
  • Gazelle: Do not get me wrong. The Gazelle you see now is the result of growing wiser and knowing regret. By all means, I was only a teenager who didn't know any better back then. I didn't wanna talk much about the details about our friendship because I feared I would be judged horribly because of all that Dawn did. I blame myself HORRIBLY for ruining Dawn to where she is now, and all because of some lousy money! I was selfish, rude, self-centered, and hurtful!
  • Nick:... Look, to be fair, Yakity-Yak started it first. She was the one who decided to be envious of you, and played the "I was related to a historic big shot" card! By all accounts, Belly, was the selfish one here, because she was insecure about herself, since, based on the other problem with your relationship, assumed that you were in on the pranks those jerks were doing. What you did, was just putting your foot down and showing that little lamb that Bo Peep wasn't gonna put up with her nasty little fluff. Besides, how were you suppose to know she turned into an insane mastermind? You were not yet capable of that freaky vision stuff, so you didn't know! Just as much Green Envy here can't blame someone else for an unfortunate chain of events, you can't blame yourself with what happened to Bellwether. You didn't asked her to go kookoo bananzai with Night Howlers and dragged some supremacist sheep into this. She did that out of her volition, when she could've just as easily realized that, maybe ruining people's lives over being envious and petty is a BAD thing, and maybe I should be like my ancestor and do things right, but no! She made her own mistakes..... Look.... It's fine if you felt bad for not being a perfect friend to Bell-Head. But no one's gonna judge you poorly for it. What happened with Belly, was her own fault. She wasn't asked or enfluenced into this by anyone, but herself. Heck, even then, hate the jerks who gave Preds a bad name for starting all that. But don't hate yourself. And even if you still had to insist that Bellwether was somehow your fault.... Well I think I know alot of fans, a certain manager, and a loving tiger family, who know all too well, that you did more enough to redeem that mistake by inpsiring equility to folks.
  • Gazelle shed some tears for this.....
  • Nick: ".... All right, all right, bring it in-"
  • Gazelle quickly grabbed Nick and hugged him!
  • Nick: "WHOA! When the oppertunity presents itself, you do NOT delay!"
  • Chesibelle:... Oh, you think that little sob story's going to make me feel bad? Like the walking british hunter's trophy said, she started it first! You were just ending it!
  • Nick: YEESH, I know your having the worse day of life right now, but that's no exuse for such a speciesist comment!
  • Gazelle: (Let's Nick go, donning a major serious face) But I still have no excuse hurting her feelings like that, even if it was to show that I didn't appreciate my goal being snuffed by her immature actions. Being snuffed of a one-time opportunity is NO excuse to just emotionally hurt someone! It's wrong unless you have a VERY good excuse. And both our excuses simply do NOT hold much weight. Money is a corruptive thing that anyone will do ANYTHING for, INCLUDING crimes. So is fame! I am telling you this because if Ginger's past had gone on a little differently after this, how do you think she would turn out?
  • Chesibelle: Why act like you care about me? You don't know what MY life is like!? To live under a sibling's shadow?! I may've said I love my brother, THAT DOESN'T MEAN I DON'T HAVE A PROBLEM OF LIVING IN HIS SHADOW!? That leaves, SO MANY UNFAIR EXPECTATIONS FROM EVERYONE I CARE ABOUT?! AND WHAT GOOD IS BEING RELATED TO A FAMOUS BROTHER IF YOU FAIL TO MEET THAT EXPECTATION, BECAUSE OF SOMEONE ELSE'S SCREW-UP!?
  • Gazelle: You think you can judge me for not seeing what it's like to be under someone's shadow? I was not perfect growing up. And as a matter of fact, I do live under a shadow..... MANY, shadows..... And they, were the once barers of the fallen Uniters, who did things so great, what I accomplished awhile back, looks like child's play in compairison! So don't, you, DARE, say I know little of High Expectations! But you know what inspired me to become a singer before I even remotely understood the Uniter Blade? I'll tell you... Hope and compromise! I had hoped that my songs, which are mostly centered around hope and compromise, would actually hold a lot of weight in Zootopia, hopefully end the stereotype terror so nobody could repeat what me and Dawn went through. You need to know what's good and bad, and you need to know that life is not all sunshine and lollipops just like our advertisements said. In fact, I MADE it that way. What I did was inspire people through something like what Judy went through. (Judy was surprised) She always thought that Zootopia was beyond Utopian..... Though to be fair, "Zootopia" does borrow from "Utopia" in hindsight, but I diegress. But when she went through a LOT of hardships, even almost getting fired from her dream job TWICE, there was hope! And that was both Nick and, ironically, Dawn, though not necessarily in that order. Dawn supported Judy's redemption and quest to prove she could be something better than a meter maid when Bogo was about to fire her for insubordination.... Though granted, it was possibly because she needed someone to discover where the missing mammals were going to. The second time, Judy was accused of wasting time about a savage jaguar and Nick was there to stand up for her. And despite his species' stereotypes, IT ACTUALLY WORKED! Bogo, though he wasn't exactly nice to Nick initially, didn't accuse him of sneakiness or trying to con him, as Nick made legitimate good points. THAT'S what hope means! It means putting hope in what you're fighting for and NEVER giving up. You can't expect miracles to happen all the time, but it's not something that should be taken in vain. You're clearly rooting for hope that the Elf Council made a mistake of not allowing you to show your best, as misguided as it is, but you're missing the SECOND importance, compromise! You're not taking morality into account. I mean, let's be honest. Stealing gifts and belongings with two of Zootopia's criminals and a vengeful scientist, is likely to send the wrong message instead of your intentions to prove your worth. Sure, they will regret not allowing you to prove your worth, but not in the way you would wish. I virtually inspired every person in Zootopia to follow their dreams and go through quests to find themselves and try everything they can until they finally reach their goal.
  • Judy:... So... You knew that what I went through would happen?
  • Gazelle: Well, your announcement of predators being 'biologically supposed to be savages', was admittedly an unpleasant surprise, but otherwise, I by all means didn't expected you to be perfect.... I only expected you to try your hardest, even if you fail.... And I don't blame you for making that mistake to begin with, because sometimes, we're not going to have answers to everything at the right and wrong times. But I knew you would pull through. Yet when I heard that you finally did it... So followed my discovery of the mistake I left on Dawn. I never expected HER to be responsible for the Night Howler incident all because she was sensitive about her species to the point where she was underappreciated all down to how she was treated in the Mayor's office. People who live in Zootopia can say the same thing. At first, they're stuck, and don't know what to do. But with one speck of hope, they rise to the top, and form their great place in Zootopia. I became a singer to inspire, to make people no matter what their species take their first step. I was like you, Judy, just like everyone else. We were lost. But when we give hope, we can do anything.
  • Judy: (Softly sobbed and started to embrace her)
  • Gazelle: Oh, don't be so mushy, it was hard enough to sit through your redemption scene with Nick.
  • Nick: "I'd asked if there's a room for a 3rd, but I think I'm good with my hug quota."
  • Chesibelle: Ohhhh, BROTHER!? AND I THOUGHT THE RANKIN-BASS CLAYMATIONS WERE MUSHY!? YOU THINK I'M GOING TO BE MOVED BY YOUR LITTLE SPEECH?!? WELL, YOU WERE SADLY MISTAKEN! UNITER PRINCESS OR NOT, YOUR JUST ANOTHER ANNOYING OBSTACLE TO MY BIG DEBUTE?! AND I AM NOT GOING TO REST UNTIL I GET TAKEN SERIOUSLY, YOU HEAR ME?!?
  • Grace:... Yikes, you really ARE anxious about being in your brother's shadow.
  • Chesibelle: "IF I HAVE TO BEAT EVERYONE UP, JUST TO PROVE THAT I AM WORTHY OF CHRISTMAS FAME, EVEN IF IT'S INFAMY, SO BE IT?! I'LL TAKE YOU ALL DOWN?! (TURNS TO GINGER) STARTING, WITH, (CHARGES UP HER DESISTATION BLAST ATTACK AGAIN), YOU!?"
  • Chesibelle fired the charge attack, as Ginger dodged!
  • Ginger: Ya know what, Chesibelle, it's about time I smack some sense into you ANYWAY!? (They continued to fight until Ginger did some magical Christmas-style Kung Fu move that caused a bright white snowflake-highlighted light that caused everything to fade into white as everything recovered)
  • Chesibelle:... (She recovered as well, but plopped into the floor in defeat, and was surprisingly crying)...
  • Shifu:... What did you do?
  • Ginger: One of the Christmas Fu- (Some of the Lodgers scoffed).... Expected that one. Anyway, it's one of the moves Santa taught me since the Dark Man Scrooginess incident. It's the Kick of (Dubbed as SMG4 Santa and in the same bit) CHRISTMAS SPIIIIRIT!!! It's a kick that literally kicks the naughty out of anyone. Christmas spirit makes anyone happy, and that kick was one of the purest moves that channels it. Right now, Chesibelle's no longer evil, but she's back to where she left off before she made the decision to become evil. All we need to do now is inspire her to do something better.
  • Gazelle: "Well I'm sure she'll remember what I have said prior."
  • Ginger: "And she does, but it has to be more personal. And it has to be from someone she knows truely better then anyone."
  • Icky: "Oh, gee, and the only one like THAT is Rudolf, who's likely REALLY busy with St. Nick right now! What are the odds he would even show up at the last possable min-"
  • ???: You do know that he sees EVERYONE, right? (Rudolph flew in with Dragon Realms Santa)
  • Girl Sora:... Is THAT the Dragon Realms Rudolph? He mysteriously looks like an older version of the Rankin-Bass Rudolph.
  • Rudolph: And I went through the SAME mishaps, except with a few changes. Especially the Reindeer Games, which are actually extreme enough to make Rainbow Dash blush, AND make the Ben Affleck movie look like a good depiction. And oddly enough, Santa says that me and Rainbow are alike in some ways. I LOOOVE action and all that stuff. Plus, you'll never BELIEVE what new stuff my nose can do besides illuminating foggy Christmas Eve nights. Especially since Santa's reindeer are like a less-military version of the Wonderbolts. But after so many damn times you heard my song, you can imagine how THAT turned out. Anyway, sis, ever since I heard about the trouble you caused, I've been trying for YEARS to search for you and apologize for all the neglect I shined on you.
  • Chesibelle: ".... What good is an apology when I am pretty much trapped as a nobody. WHAT AM I SUPPOSE TO DO?! GO BACK TO BEING TREATED LIKE I DON'T MEAN ANYTHING IN THE LONG RUN?! WHAT KIND OF LIFE IS THAT?!"
  • Rudolf: "I am not adovating complancy in an unfair life..... I am trying to bring back the sister that I cared for no matter what. You shouldn't go out of your way to make everyone miserable on the holidays, just because you didn't get what you wanted in life. You shouldn't act like that the world owes you the greatest life ever because of a major mishap."
  • Soothsayer blankly stared at Shen....
  • Lord Shen: "...... What?"
  • Rudolf: "Above all, making others miserable, doesn't help you in the slightist. If it gets anything through this subbern mindset you don.... I don't care at all about being famous....... It's nothing but a meaningless perk for a greater goal.... Bringing joy and cheer. Because as long as there's that, I couldn't even give a 1000 and 1 darns about how many songs people make of me! Fame is meaningless, and fleeting, and is only there until the next big thing happens. Someday, there'll be a new holiday icon for people to obsess over and make the same jiggle over and over again but in a different sytile. By the by, have you noticed that Chrisymas has a problem with making original songs? It's usually always the same thing but in a different version. Heck, that's not even one of the worst aspects of fame, of which we're all better off not referencing them."
  • Icky: "(Shudders), I know what your talking about reguardless."
  • Rudolf: "My point is, if it wasn't for the worthwhileness of making children and adults alike happy, I would've been glad to be an average joe.... Apart, from the nose. I would've give anything to have people look at me with a "Meh" expressing instead of being too happy for me because of being famous. It's not like they like you for who you are, but because of your status. I mean, believe me, if Santa never asked me to help out that one famous time, people would've still treated me poorly. I know for a fact that our fellow reindeer, who were not legitamently nice ones like Santa's main team, are only nice to me NOW, because Santa made me apart of the team. In fact, I kinda thought that people wouldn't give a darn, cause I was just helping out that one time and for the good of Christmas."
  • Chesibelle: "..... But..... How come, I saw you basking in the lime light?"
  • Rudolf: "Hey, it's not to say I HATE the idea of having fans, it's just not something I asked for. There's nothing wrong with giving the people what they want, but you have to realize that, they're only so excited for you, cause of fame. Trust me, the other Reindeer, wouldn't otherwise even give too bucks about me if I didn't get to be Santa's team. What I'm saying is..... Fame doesn't give real respect.... It may get you noticed, but it's not truthfully fulfilling, and brief in the long-run. That being said however...... I'm sorry if I unintentionally left you to think that way about fame. I never knew you actselly had a problem with people like that. I never meant to be famous to the point that everyone thought I was a unique prodigy."
  • Icky: "Too be fair, the other Rudolfs in the universes are only children."
  • Rudolf: "..... Of course, THAT had to be an issue as well..... But reguardless, you don't need to be famous with people to get them to even so much as have a better respect for you. Just be yourself..... And I mean the you that was my sweet little sister..... Not, (Shows the end result of the battle that shows piles of broken bots) THIS."
  • Chesibelle: "....... How can I? I'm likely to get exiled to Greenland anyway. What's the point?"
  • Santa: "..... Chesibelle, if it helps, I'll work something out with The Elf Council and Mother Nature to, do things with you differently."
  • Chesibelle: "Figures, even Santa has just given up on-...... WAIT WHAT!?"
  • Icky: "Hey he's Santa afterall. The Big Jolly Dude don't hold grudges."
  • Santa: Indeed. I'm supposed to be the nicest person ever. Sure, Santas from the likes Robot Chicken, American Dad, and Family Guy, have indeed failed to live up to, certain standerds, whether provoked into it or simply that they weren't turthfully Santa material. Espeically not the Robot Santa of Fururaroma. Ever since it's debute, the Santa community took FOREVER to make people forget that crazed bot happen. It's also why we became rather, touchy about science trying to control and embulate chrismas. Heck, it's why we gave this one mad sciencetist a hard time over that freaky invention about turning coal into toys.
  • Icky: "I remembered when we made a joke about that.... Ahhh, nostaglia memories."
  • Santa: But apart from that, they can actselly be entertaining if you can mind the failure of proper standerds. The Robot Chicken Santa was funny enough to keep around, though..... He has to be put on probation away from Coca Cola Companies.... And we're still working out his weird standerds about having reindeer and lizard people monsters attacking his elves. Heck, he did that himself once. But the American Dad Santa, well, he's the worse of the standerd failures! He was a murderous and criminalistic Santa that we had to fire for making us look horrible. Now he's on Mugshotra as the villains' own Santa, only he's called Malo Claus, 'malo' meaning what you think it does.
  • Chesibelle: And the Family Guy Santa?
  • Santa: Oh, him... Well... I mean, yeah, he was recently mean-spirited as he stalked, terrorized, and almost strangled someone to death for understandable reasons, and we would've had him on trial had it not been for his PREVIOUS depiction as a literal overwhelmed disaster. Toxic waste, inbred elves, carnivorous reindeer, a terminally-ill Santa, even WE couldn't bring ourselves to try him given that past. We only dubbed it as a work in progress after everything he suffered. That being said, yes, we have gotten him to take anger management classes and to get him to understand that, it was simply Peter Griffin being, himself. I'm sure everyone here knows what he's rather infamous for.
  • Icky: So does Mr. Enter, espeically some of the less then graceful episodes of Family Guy. Trust me, I'm sure all you Santas went through a LOT of s*** throughout the years. Heck, even Christmas has different tones. Especially since Nightmare Before Christmas inspired a LOT of Christmas horror movies, including Silent Night Deadly Night franchise which was hilarious in the one way you know it is, the recent Krampus movie, and probably the craziest our world came up with, Satan Claus.
  • Santa: Oh, saw that too. Creepy. But even with all that, the stuff our Santa community went through was so repetitive, it grew to sheer fun. I mean, think about it. We have the most BORING job in the world. Go down a chimney, eat cookies and milk, deliver presents, and repeat 87 million times. We'd have diabetes if it wasn't for Christmas magic. It's also tecnecally a job with a serious legal issue. I mean, tecnecally, we're breaking into people's houses! Gifts or not, there ARE times when Santas get legally challnaged for that if we weren't careful enough! Heck, even I had to handle some court cases once or twice when someone has a misunderstanding. Even a hostage situation can be considered fun enough. (A cutaway of the Glove and Boots Christmas Spectacular was seen)
  • Chesibelle:... I guess when you put it like that, I guess it would be boring without a little twist.
  • Santa: EXACTLY! It further proves why people like Family Guy Santa fell flat and lost his mind. Sometimes you can save Christmas, sometimes you can't because 'it's inhuman'. We do what we can to make out jobs exciting, and NOT be bored by doing the same job every single year.
  • Chesibelle:... Then... What happens to me?
  • Santa: That's what the Elf Council will decide. But I'll convince them to take it easy on you, provided you make like the Grinch and return the gifts as you should.
  • Chesibelle:... Well, I may as well, cause the Winds already have them.
  • Rudolph: I'm proud of you, sis! (The two hugged)
  • All Heroes: Awwww!
  • Bob and Mike, though briefly touched, tried to sneak away with Hissbert while the going's good.
  • Judy and Nick intervined, along side Duke.
  • Duke: "Leaving so soon, Mikey?"
  • Mike: ".... Hey, cousin..... Look, me and Bob were just doing what we were asked, it was nothing personal against chrismas!"
  • Bob: "Yeah, nothing personal."
  • Hissbert: "I may not had anything against Chirsmas, but my reasoning behind getting involved was more then just a status booster and "Going Grinch" as you keep implying!? Back when Dr. Marz was in charge, my idea of a robotic Christmas Defense Force was MOCKED!? Even by Marz, the fool obsessed with militarizing every worthwhile invention!! Doesn't he have any idea how defenseless people are around the holidays, espeically the kind of times we live in?! A Holiday Robot Defense Force would negate the risks of anarchy and threats against ze innocent! I only wanted to prove that my robots were worth the effort!!"
  • Nick: "..... And yet they lost to an army of lizards, ice people, snowmen, and naked animals."
  • The same defeated robots were seen.
  • Hissbert: "THAT'S BECAUSE THEY WERE NEVER GIVEN THE CHANCE TO BECOME BETTER THAN THAT!! THEY WERE NEGLECTED BY MEGA-SCI CORP, EVEN AFTER MARZ WAS FIRED!! I WAS FIRED FOR STILL INSISTING ON SOMETHING MARZ DEEMED 'FOOLISH' AND 'UNFESTIVE'!? THE NERVE OF THAT HORNHEAD TWAT!!"
  • Nick: "Whoa, easy there, egghead! No need to bring racist slurs into this!"
  • Hissbert: "HOW CAN I, WHEN MY GENIUS WAS IGNORED BY THAT FOOL?! AND AS FAR AS I CAN TELL, XENON ISN'T ANY BETTER SINCE HE DOES NOTHING WITH MY BEAUTIFUL CREATIONS?!"
  • ???: "That's mainly because we didn't know about them until now!"
  • Xenon and Kate came in.
  • Hissbert: "........ And look who came about! The so-called "Better" Mega-Sci Corp CEO, and yet, you never capitalised on my forsakened brillience?!"
  • Xenon: "To be fair, your idea for Christmas defense bots were pretty much locked up in an undisclosed storage building. I didn't even know these machines existed. Though the idea was misguided, I otherwise think that the robots do have some potential."
  • Hissbert: "Mock me all you want, but I, Hissbert, will one day proved to you all, that my machines will...... Wait, repeat that?"
  • Xenon: I said they have good potential. But it's clear they have to give it to someone who would have better use for them. In fact, they could be useful for Santa. He could surely use some of these brilliant devices. Even that Mecha-Nutcracker.
  • The remaining Torso and what's left of the head of the Mecha-Nutcracker crashed in the middle of a cul-de-sac, thankfully with no one in the center as everyone saw that....
  • Xenon: "....... It will, have to be rebuildt however..... And it CAN'T be nuclear powered anymore."
  • Mike: "Yeah seriously, WHY DID YOU HAVE THING RUNNING ON NUKE JUICE?! PEOPLE DON'T FUCK WITH THAT STUFF FOR A REASON!?"
  • Hissbert: "Again, THEY WERE WORKS IN PROGRESS?!"
  • Xenon: "Take it easy, Hissbert. Point is, I believe that Santa and his elves might have a better use for them."
  • Hissbert: YOU MEAN SELL MY INVENTIONS TO A BUNCH OF TINY ELVES?!?
  • Teddy: TINY?!? WE ARE SUPER-INTELLIGENT BEINGS ON OUR HOMEWORLD!!!
  • Hissbert: Pbbbt, you couldn't even get into amusement park rides.
  • Alfred: Now THAT is uncalled for!
  • Santa: Hissbert, he's right. Besides, a holiday-centered defense force belongs to a holiday-themed setting. By all means, I will give you the credit you deserve. In fact, the elves have been working on projects for increased labor for years since St. North made that sound a lot more effective. Elves will still make presents, but they might need some more added artificial labor. Your robots can be used for anything.
  • Hissbert:... Well, I mainly meant these as a defence force, but..... I guess that could be a good point.
  • Santa: Exactly. So, I'm willing to make your dream come true on one condition: you must refrain from doing things like this again. Otherwise, you will be placed on my naughty list permanently.
  • Hissbert:... Fair deal. Besides, there's nothing else for me to be evil about since all I ever wanted was to be acknowledged.
  • Santa: You'd be surprised what the future has to offer. It's done then.
  • Hissbert: Thank you, Santa. This is easily a good enough gift.
  • Santa: My pleasure.
  • Icky: "Big question though.... Would you need some help transporting all this stuff, even the giant Nutcracker Zord over there?"
  • Santa: "Generious offer, but my fellow Santa of the Guardians already has that covered. You Lougers did well enough. You all deserve a chance to enjoy chirsmas."
  • Spongebob: "Awww, thanks Santa."
  • Judy: "(Places cuffs on Bob and Mike) And thank you lougers for helping us recapture these two. They would make wonderful gifts for Rouge Pentatentry."
  • Mike: "Figures. We're the ones that get the short end of the stick, Bob."
  • Bob: "But we didn't get sticks."
  • Mike: "..... If my paws were free, I'd facepalm."
  • Everyone laughs.

A new chrismas song plays as the title of the episode makes itself known!

Mariah Carey - All I Want For Christmas Is You - Lyrics

Mariah Carey - All I Want For Christmas Is You - Lyrics

  • As the song picks up, it was seen that our heroes were preparing up for a huge holiday party!
  • Gazelle is seen to be particularly festive.
  • Kairi was seen festive as well.
  • Po and the Five were seen preparing the feast aloe to the Kung-Fu Panda holiday speical!
  • Pervis: "(Wearing fake Reindeer horns) Look at me, Bubbha I'm a Rain-Deer!"
  • Bubbha: "....... If ya'll were, then it be no wonder why Santa didn't let you lead his slay tonight."
  • Lureane: "Oh shoot Bubbha, try to be more nice to him, at least for chrismas...."
  • Bubbha: "...... (Sighs)....... Pervis....... I'm sure you would at least make for a nice, emergency Reindeer. (Pervis gasped happly and hugged Bubbha, to his clear dismay, but he gotten over it surprisingly quick and returned his embrace.)."
  • Lureane: "Awww. I always did knew you had a sweet-side of you, Bubbha."
  • Thunderclap was seen flying up and placing the star on the tree.
  • Thunderclap: "..... I may not understand the tradition of putting stuff on a fir tree, but I think I like it."
  • Downpour was waving a missletoe over-head.
  • Downpour: "...... I've been told that people kiss eachother under this tiny little plant called, "A Miss-Ile Toe"."
  • Thunderclap blushed instintly from this.
  • Thunderclap: "..... N-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n- Now, Downpour, I kinda consider ya more as a friend, and uh-"
  • Downpour grabbed him and gave a big long smooth!
  • Coldfront, Frostbite, and Windgust chuckled and laughed squackingly at this.
  • Frostbite: "Did I told ya, or did I told ya, am I right, wink wink, nodge nodge?"
  • Windgust: "Oh yeah, ya told us allright."
  • Trixie giggled at this.
  • Trixie: "Ohhh, Thunderclap. You had no idea how lucky you truely are."
  • Fidget held a missletoe over them as well, to Trixie's unamusement....
  • Fidget blew a kiss.
  • Trixie: "(Sighs defeatedly)..... You DO have your shots, right?"
  • Fidget: "Baby, the only sickness I got.... Is loooooooove."
  • Batty: "(Shows up from nowhere) Well, tecnecally love isn't a real sickness. It's an abstract consect to discribe affection that moves beyond friendship and-"
  • Fidget flicks Batty's anntena to changed into TV Mode.
  • Batty: "(Mimics a clishe chrismas speical) T'was the night before chrismas, and all through the house, not a creature was stirring, not even a mouse. (Flew away as he continued resiteing his poet.)"
  • Fidget: ".... Now, about that-"
  • Trixie gave a quick smooth on Fidget's head, who quickly shout in excitment in a goofy voice and fell down comicly.
  • Trixie rolled her eyes, not out of annoyence, but of amusement.
  • Trixie: "I'll admit, for a bat that I'm not very sure what kind you are, you are admitingly an amusement to the Great and Powerful Trixie."
  • The Lougers' friends, allies, and family members began entering the Dragon Guardian temple.
  • Icky: "Heeeey, Simba, looking good. The Eds, my main purpetually young defunted cartoon network characters! High up, Zeusy! (He high fives Zeus!) (A gong was heard)! Master Chao, my main lizard, great to see ya came, mah skizzerd. Celly, babe, great for you and the girls and your sister arrived, Shen, would love that, trust me on this! (to Luna) By the by Luna, B.W.'s under a missletoe by the punch! Just so you know. (Luna squeed and rushed off!)..... (Boss Wolf was heard screaming!) HA-HA! I love teasing people. Hey, Judy, Nick, Clawhauser, Big Man Bogo, Mayor Lionheart, Hecktor con Laughter, Duke's family, Yax- WHOA, Even the Holidays doesn't changed the nudest attatude, huh? Hey, welcome to the party, Big, you, your daughter, and your scary polor bear friends. How's it going flash..... No need to answer that. Ororo, great to see ya again with your own justice leage. Very festive cape, Algor, very festive. Mulan, Shang, Yao Ling and Chen Po and the princesses, you guys, look, lovely! S'up Qui! Looking for Cynder? At the punch bowl with her boyfriend. Mom, Dad, (Unamused) Yucky, (Back to a cheerful disposition) Sucky, and Granny! And the rest of my various family members! Great for ya to make it!"
  • Granny: "Icky, we got ourselves a big'ol pile of chrismas surprise for you!"
  • Icky: "Awww, ya shouldn't've! (Littlefoot and friends came in smiling)...... GAH?! YOU LITTERALLY SHOULDN'T'VE!? (HIDES IN THE BATHROOM) THOSE KIDS PRETTY MUCH HATE MY GUTS!?"
  • Cera: "(Scoffs), I told you seeing him again wasn't a brillent move! He's still afraid of us, as rightfully so! He probuly didn't even seen that episode where he was being stupid with the gizmo thingy, otherwise, he'd knew that we're not ENTIRELY resentful to him and that he could've had a prior warning about that Jerky guy!"
  • Icky: "(Behind the bathroom door) It was called Icky and Iago's road to Dragon realms, and,.... Actselly, an early warning about Jerky would've been nice......... And how did ya know that anyway, isn't the Great Valley like, super-primitive?"
  • Petre: "Well, your family had magical glowy box thing and we saw that "Epi-Sod" about it."
  • Icky: "(Still behind the bathroom) It's called "TV" and "Episode"..... And how can my folks even able to get that stuff here?!"
  • Cera: "(Groans), Could someone get that cowerdly hatchling out here and face us like a grown-up?"
  • Lord Shen: "Gilda, get the idiot out of the restroom."
  • Gilda: Pleasure! (She drags him out as he literally clawed marks in the floor screaming like a girl along the way until he met Little Foot's friends)
  • Icky: (His pupils shrink)... AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA- (Trixie trapped him in the same magic muting shield that Starlight used on her)
  • Ducky: Yeesh, Ickster, you need to chill out.
  • Little Foot: Yeah. Come on, we know there's no hard feelings. We heard the whole story about what happened since you broke up with Dil.
  • Petrie: Yeah! You seem to have changed pretty well to me.
  • Icky: (He stopped as Trixie deactivated the bubble)... Okay, look, if it's any consolation, it was merely predator instinct. Come on, you guys are sure to have grown up exponentially by this point after God knows HOW many movies, and a frickin' TV series!
  • Cera: Uh, Ick, we said there's no hard feelings-
  • Icky: Oh, there's hard feelings alright. It was Dil who suggested we attack you in the first-
  • Gilda: Uh, Ickster, be careful what you say. If we were being spotted by Villain League associates and they reported that you went Scar-blaming-hyenas-for-his-mishaps on Dil, it'll count as provocation, the one thing that will make them act up on Christmas. And we've dealt with enough of that as it is.
  • Icky: But Chrysalis doesn't even HAVE Changelings anymore.
  • Gilda:... That won't stop them from sending ANOTHER HENCHMEN SOURCE!!!
  • Icky: Okay, sorry! Geez!
  • Little Foot: Icky, please, stop being so difficult. We didn't come all this way just to be like Simba was on your little adventure in London with the hyenas because of THEIR out-of-SpongeBob-and-Friends-Adventures villain roles. We came here to make it up to you.
  • Icky: I'll believe that when Sharptooths fly! And I mean the rexes, not something like a toothy flyer!
  • Ducky:... Yeesh, he's got a LOT to get out of his chest, yep-yep-yep!
  • Gricky: Oh, don't mind ol' Icky. He's just a little scared of his own world because he lost a partner, nearly got eaten by a butt-load of predators, and somehow ended up becoming rich as a pet to some formerly-selfish-as-hell Emperor-
  • Icky: Uh, Granny, they're children!
  • Granny: Oh, poo, I'm sure they have gone on adventures and heard cusswords once in a while in every other-worldly adventure crossover they've been in.
  • Petrie: We got used to it at this point, actually.
  • Granny:... See? Why can't you be more optimistic, Ick-Boy?
  • Icky: (Sighs) I'm not going to stick around anymore. I need time to think this through.
  • Cera: (She gets in his way) Oh, no, feathers! We didn't come all this way so you could just walk away.
  • Spike: (Nods 'no') Mmm-mmm!
  • Icky: Look, kids, it's nothing personal. It's just... I'd have to get to be more comfortable with you in order to amend fences with you.
  • Ducky:... I think that can be arranged.
  • Icky: WAIT, WAIT, WAIT-WAIT-WAIT-WAIT-WAIT, I DIDN'T MEAN-
  • Little Foot: Please, Icky? It's not going to hurt to at least spend some quality time with us.
  • Icky: But... Uh... But we don't even have anything great to do! The villains are off for the holidays, so there's literally nothing to do but enjoy the Christmas carols that come randomly at our door, enjoy the literal PILE of presents... (An entire pile of presents was seen)... enjoy the snow...

Cutaway

  • (This music played)
Pro Scores - Epic Intense

Pro Scores - Epic Intense

  • Patrick: (SpongeBob and Patrick were seen outside snowball-fighting as this music played, only this time at the same level of Sand Castles in the Sand as it was a literal war field and joined by Squidward who was taking it too far again, Sandy who was enjoying the snow with SpongeBob and even converts SpongeBob into a funnel-fed blaster and used him to stuff Patrick's mouth with snowballs in the same fashion as in Snowball Effect)... (He swallows the snow)... Whew! (A gun cock sound was heard as Sandy fired snowballs into his mouth as he gagged)
  • Sandy/SpongeBob: SCORE ONE FOR THE BOYS BACK HOME! (The two giggled together)
  • Squidward: Hello! (The two looked behind as he literally got a snow-made minigun)... And goodbye! (He fired the minigun as he screamed like the heavy along with his own crazy cackling as Sandy dodged the snowballs in slow motion while SpongeBob got piled up on by snow)
  • Patrick: "(Muffled) Squidward, that was kinda my line."
  • Squidward: "Well tecnecally both that line and yours truely belong to the same show, so I think I'm pardoned from that line taking stuff. (Laughs nasally victoriously.)

Dragon Temple

  • Icky:... Have a grand feast later, AND enjoy watching Christmas movies and listening to Christmas music.
  • Little Foot: You sure about that?
  • Icky: As sure as a cartoon character can take a BEATING!
  • ???: GUYS! YOU'LL NEVER BELIEVE THIS!! (Po and his friends arrived) WE GOT AN INVITE TO OUR HOMEWORLD!!!
  • Peng: What?
  • Mantis: Yeah! It's from Constable Hu and Superintendent Woo.
  • Ducky: "Woo Hu?"
  • Shifu: "They're names of people we knew. They're like friends we're..... Neutrol to."
  • Po: "Well, with Hu we're usually cool with, but Woo is abit..... Grouchy. They're part of this system that restricts Kung-Fu to permits. Likely because of something dumb like, trying to avoid property damage, but it benifits NOBODY but the bad dudes!"
  • Cera: "So why have it if it's so useless?"
  • Crane: "Well, sometimes, the goverment is driven by polotics to try and earn favers with the populace. And that includes making those happy that, aren't exactly happy with the end results of the battles bewteen good and evil. But in doing that, that allows evil to have abit more leeway in basicly doing anything want, which not only is inconvinent to all people, but surprise, it leads to property damage anyway, so what was the point of it?!"
  • Icky: "Yeah, trust me, when politics opens up shop in the Great Valley, it's gonna SUUUUUCK!"
  • Ducky: "I don't I like to the sound of Pull-A-Ticks, nope nope nope."
  • Icky: "Oh son of a- It's pronounced, "Politics". P-O-L-I-T-I-C-S. Sometimes it's spelled with an "O", but the "I" spelling is considered the CORRECT verson."
  • Ducky: "Sorry. We're still new to the whole traveling outside of our homeworld thing."
  • Icky: "Ironic considering that the Pooh Adventures Wiki said-"
  • Cera: "OUTSIDE, of our own crossover series by Yru17, who more or less is still working on getting it off the ground. Outside of that, it's been awhile, so we forget."
  • Iago: "So, what does the invite say?"
  • Po: "It's beyond awesome! And now, to read'im and weep!"

Invite.

  • Hu's voice: "Dear Dragon Warrior, Members of the Jade Palace, Master Shifu, and the Shell Louge Squad. It is my undying heart-felt pleasure, with tears of happiness, to inform you that the Emperor, whom you know as Lu Kang, has a very speical plocromation related to the flawwed Permit system that has only done more harm then good. As well as invite you and the others to the Imperial Winter Feast, an honor rarely granted to anyone outside of friends of the royal family, of which in hindsight, I guess you quilify as friends and what not. And-"
  • Woo's voice: "Are you writing to the heroes?! I wanted to write something in as well!?"
  • Hu's voice: "Please let me do my thing first, then you'll get yours!"
  • Woo's voice: "Ugh, fine, but make it quick! Chop-chop!"
  • (Squidward): "They'd seriously wrote that in?"
  • (Icky): "HA! That's comedy gold worthy of bad creepypastas!"
  • Hu's voice: "Ahem! Anyway. And further more, this Imperial Winter Feast will be a historic one, that'll be remembered for generations.... Well, baring those that don't really tend to pay attention to that sort've thing, but I diegress, it will be remembered in history! Now, Woo wants to write something as well."
  • Woo's voice: "About time, Hu! Ahem! Shell Lougers, it's impourent that you arrive exactly at the capitcal at 8:00 SHARP! Not too soon, not too late! Just because the Emperor is more lax, doesn't mean his council is so easy-going! Espeically not the royal magition, Quack Ku Xun!"
  • The Lougers and Guests were heard laughing!
  • Woo's voice: "NO LAUGHING?! (The laughter stopped). He's the most powerful magition in all of china! He would even put your wizard friend to shame! Quack expects absolute perfection, espeically since he's leader of the Imperial Council! He's also a politically enfluenceal duck, so he is NOT to be disappointed, or else it would look bad on ALL OF US! He's been known to curse those that disappoint him!? So for your sakes and MINE, do, not, upset him!? Not even once?! OK?!....... Your supposed to agree with me."
  • Voices of muttering in confused agreement.
  • Woo's voice: "Good! Now Hu will sign this off."
  • Hu's voice: "Ahem! Like what Woo said, Master Quack Ku Xun may have a, rather humorious name, he IS a politically powerful bird. And he's punishing to those that failed to impress him. He once cursed this one fellow to be turned into Terracotta for 3 weeks! And he's still not walking right after that! So, do NOT fail to impress him. But aside from that, expect a relitively pleasent Winter Feast, of the royals.... Provided, if you arrive on time. Sign- With Love, Constable Hu, and Superintent Woo. P.S.: WE ARE NOT KIDDING ABOUT QUACK?! CHECK THE TIME NOW AND SEE WHAT YOU GOT?!"

Dragon Guardian Temple.

  • The Lougers look concerningly at the clock, as it appears to be 7:40.
  • Shifu: "HYYYYYYY-YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA?! WE HAVE 20 MINUTES TO ARRIVE?!"
  • Icky: "AW MAN!? OUR CHRISMAS PARTY, COMBINED WITH SOLVING THE HOLIDAY BANDITS PROBLEM MUST'VE EATEN OUR TIME LIKE A FAT KID ON CAKE?!"
  • A Fat Kid with Cake was seen!
  • Fat Cake: "Awwww, come on!"
  • Icky: "..... No offence Kid."
  • Gazelle: "Wait, but.... What about our chrismas party with our friends and loved ones? It wouldn't be very fair to leave them out like this!"
  • Po: "Ugh, I know it isn't, but, Lu Kang could have plans to fix the Permit system, even, alltogather dismantle it! We, kinda have to go Gazelle! Besides, Lu Kang is also our friend, AND he's the emperor! He's also, very insecure and very over-sensitive, and though he's no threat, the imperial council ARE?! Espeically that Quack guy! He did WAY worse things then a 3-week suspendion as a terracotta statue! He once cursed a croc to cry! FOR YEARS!?"
  • Gazelle: "..... He sounds kinda cruel. Why would he be allowed to be in a position of power?"
  • Crane: "He cursed his contenders for the position to be incompident until he won the council's faver."
  • Gazelle: "That, that sounds like he rigged the election, if, it's right to say that since you live in an imperial traditionalised monarchy."
  • Shifu: "Worry not about Quack, miss Gazelle. He's not evil about his methods..... He's just abit of a jerk about it."
  • Mantis: "But at least he's a LAWFUL jerk."
  • Gazelle: "How is cursing people for being upset about something "Lawful"!?"
  • Viper: "You kinda have to understand that the chinese empire of our world has been known to be..... Rough and Amoral."
  • Crane: "They're all about major laws and royal decrees. And those that have no respect to it.... Are never heard from again. Even when we have NICE Emperors! I mean, Lu's a great guy, but our imperial council is known to be the leaders behind the emperor, espeically when.... Well..... When the Emperor isn't up to "Imperial Standerds"."
  • Tigress: "In other words, having a nice emperor can be just as bad as a rough one, cause then the Imperial Council will have to be rough FOR him. Espeically when Quack is involved."
  • Gazelle: "..... (Sighs)..... It's things like that, makes me glad that Zootopia lives under a democracy."
  • Po: "Try not to be too discouraged. Lu's cool, so even if he's abit of a dweep, he'll have the final word over Quacky and the council! That's why I'm not worried about them interfearing with his plans for the Permit System!"
  • Icky: "Wait, weren't we under a tight sedgule?"
  • Silence....
  • Everyone slowly looks back at the clock, this time, it's already 7:49.
  • Shifu: "DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH?! IT'S 11 MINUTES TO 8:00 ALREADY!?"
  • Icky: "Wow time really flies when your just having a conversation!?"
  • Spongebob: "SORRY EVERYONE, YOU'LL HAVE TO ENJOY THE PARTY WITHOUT US!?"
  • The Lougers ran off, taking Gazelle with them!
  • Lord Shen: "KAIRI YOUR ACTING HOST OF THE PARTY UNTIL OUR RETURN!?"
  • The Lougers left!
  • Kairi: "....... (Sighs)...... Don't you just hate it when they have to deal with something while we were just having fun with them?"
  • Everyone else: "Yup."

Space.

  • The Van was going as fast as possable!
  • Gazelle: "I'm just saying! Why can't we just ask Lu Kang to instead join us in our party and bring this "Winter Feast" to the Dragon Realms? He's as understanding as you said, he'll understand. And you said his word dominates the council, so-"
  • Shifu: "It's not that simple, Gazelle! Quack and the Imperial Councilers, are die-hard traditionalists! They want the royal feast, to ALWAYS, be done in the capital, AND ONLY THERE?! And Quack is not forgiving to suggestions!"
  • Gazelle: "But it isn't fair to our friends and family! Both my adopted family and my real family were coming for chrismas! The doctors said both mother and father are becoming more self-aware now! They have a chance to remember me now! It would break their hearts to not get to see me again!"
  • Shifu: "Look, I'm sorry Gazelle, but we can't afford to disgrace ourselves in front of royalty! Quack would use his enfluence, and threat of imperial force, to declare all of us the most hated people in china for even so much as not being on time!"
  • Gazelle: "Then that only FURTHER proves that he's as bad as Tyler!?"
  • Tigress: "Gazelle, please, I know you think Quack is unworthy of his title, but you have to understand! Disobeying and rejecting an invitation of the Chinese Imperial Empire is the most dishonorable thing you can do in our world!"
  • Monkey: "Heck, it can ranged to either being declared a pariah, life imprisonment.... Or even..... (Gulp)..... Death."
  • Gazelle: "THEY KILL PEOPLE FOR NOT BEING ACCEPTING AN INVITATION!?"
  • Mantis: "Usually by either being beheaded, hanged, tortured to death, burned alive, sometimes by arena, heck, they can even have a Kung Fu Master pull the Wuxi Finger Hold on the sucker if it's bad enough!"
  • Viper: "..... Not, helping, Mantis."
  • Gazelle: "....... Ya know what? Quack can think all he wants about us, because I'm taking us back home?! (Pushes Mr. Dodo out of the way and takes the wheel)!"
  • Mr. Dodo: "On Chrismas too this happens?! No Co-Operation, no Co-Operation at all!"
  • Spongebob: "Gazelle no!? Do you know how to drive a flying space van even?!"
  • Gazelle: "I can drive at least a normal van, I can handle a flying one capable of space travel! (Looks at the surprisingly complexing controls and gets nervious)...... Uh...... This is the reverse button, right?"
  • Mr. Dodo: "NO THAT'S THE-"
  • Gazelle presses it as the Van pulls out all it's weapony and wastes all of it in one shot, even fired a grabbling hook to a near-by space restaurent on an astroid, crashes into it as it shocks various aliens!
  • Restaurent Waitress Alien: ".... (In Alien Languise) (Don't worry folks, it's just the Shell Louge Squad.)"
  • The Aliens returned to their business.
  • The Restaurent's manager comes to the van.
  • Manager: "(In perfect english) Ahem! Fair to warn you Lougers, I will ask the High Council to pay for these damages. But to prove that I am not an angry space being, at least allow me to offer you a free meal on us as thanks for saving this restaurent from Space Bikers."
  • Icky: "Ya might have to make that to go, Glee-vox! We kinda have an impourent date in-"
  • Icky saw the time and freaked out with the AOOOOGA SOUND?!
Cartoon Sound Effect Ahooga

Cartoon Sound Effect Ahooga

  • Icky: "(It was 7:55) FIVE FREAKING MINUTES?!"
  • Lord Shen: "YOULL HAVE TO GIFT-WRAP IT AND SEND IT TO THE DRAGON REALMS FOR US TO DEAL WITH IT LATER!? WE HAVE TO GO?!"
  • The Van gets off as the Lougers struggle with Gazelle with the pilot seat!
  • Glee-vox: "..... (In alien languise) (The Lougers are stranges ones indeed.)"

Space.

  • The Van was spinning and flipping about as Gazelle continued to fight over the controls of the van!?
  • Spongebob: "GIVE US BACK THE CONTROLS, GAZELLE!?"
  • Gazelle: "I'M TAKING US BACK HOME!?"
  • Lord Shen: "WE MUST NOT DISGRACE OURSELVES IN FRONT OF THE IMPERIAL EMPIRE?!"
  • Gazelle: "I CAN'T MISS SEEING MY REAL PARENTS FIRST TIME IN YEARS?!"
  • Sir Hiss: "WE CAN'T AFFORD THESE FOLLIES, WE- AAAAA, AAAAA, AAHAHHHHHHHH?! A POD OF SPACE WHALES?!"
  • Space Whales were seen migrating!
  • The Lougers scream!
  • The Van barely missed the non-caring space whales!
  • Duke: "KID, YOUR GONNA ENDANGER EVERYONE LIKE THIS!? STOP ACTING LIKE A PRE-MADDONER AND-"
  • Icky: "GROX SHIPS?!"
  • The Van crashes right into a Grox command bridge, surprising Grox higher ups.
  • One of the Grox Generals: "..... Of course you know..... This, means, WAR?!"
  • The Lougers and Gazelle freaked out and got out of the command bridge as they quickly escaped before the Grox can react quickly enough!
  • Jumbaa: "OOOOOOH, GREAT!? IT'LL TAKE VAINIANA UNTIL MID-WAY INTO NEW YEAR TO CALM GROX DOWN!?"
  • Pleakly: "YOU NEARLY RISKED A NEW WAR, GAZELLE?!"
  • Po: "COULD EVERYONE PLEASE CALM DOWN BEFORE SOMETHING ELSE HAPPENS?!"
  • Icky: "WE'RE ABOUT TO GET INTO A MIDDLE OF AN EPIC SPACE BATTLE!?"
  • The Van gets snack-dabb in the middle of a epic space war! Between a legion of UFOS resembling suns and Ships that Look like halfs of the moon!
  • Trixie: "OH COME ON, WHY ISN'T THE GALACTIC FEDERATION DEALING WITH THAT?!"
  • Suddenly, the large Sun ship and Moon Mother Ship both trap the van into a tracker beam!
  • Icky: "OHHHH, GREAT?! A SUNOLIOD AND MOONERAN CONFLICT!? EVEN IN CHRISMAS, THESE GUYS FIGHT!?"
  • An Alien Queen with sun symbolisum and a Alien Emperor with Moon Tattoos both appear on holograpfic screens in the van!
  • Alien Queen: "Famed Shell Louge Squad! Join the cause for the followers of the sun!"
  • Alien Emperor: "No! Fight for the glory of the moon empire?!"
  • Alien Queen: "THEY WILL FIGHT FOR THE SUN?!"
  • Alien Emperor: "FOR THE MOON, YOU SUNBURN FACTORY ENJOYING WHORE!?"
  • Alien Queen: "YOU TIDAL WAVE CAUSING IGNORENT FOOL!?"
  • Alien Emperor: "FIREBALL LOVER?!"
  • Alien Queen: "SPACE ROCK CUDDLER!?"
  • Alien Emperor: "YOU TAKE THAT BACK?!"
  • The two started to argue as the tracker beams pull the Van back and forth!
  • Chi-Fu: "OKAY YOU TWO ENOUGH?! (The Two Alien leaders look at him....)...... How's about you two settle this with the Galactic Federation instead of a pointless feud? Whatever troubles you, they might help."
  • Alien duo: "..... Actselly, that's not a bad idea."
  • The Alien duo lets go of the van as the epic war suddenly stops and all ships enter hyper-speed!
  • Gazelle: "Ok, NOW we can go hom-"
  • Sandy smacks Gazelle off!
  • Sandy: "NO!? BAD GAZELLE, BAD?! BAD GAZELLE?!"
  • Lord Shen: "MIss Gazelle, you are to go to your room in the van until we arrive at Dreamworks China! Who knows HOW late we are!?"
  • Gazelle, giving up, started to run away, softly crying!
  • The Lougers suddenly felt bad.......
  • Duke: "..... Maybe..... One of us should talk to her?"
  • Lord Shen: Oh, just let her let it all out! I'm sure she couldn't possibly hold THAT much of a gru- (Suddenly, the van started moving towards the Dragon Realms)... AW, COME ON!!!
  • Shifu: NO! I REFUSE TO HAVE US LOOK TERRIBLE IN FRONT OF OUR GOVERNMENT! (He unleashes a Kung Fu move that shakes the entire area as they were slingshot all the way towards the Kung Fu Panda world)

KFP Imperial City

  • Woo: (As he, Lu Kang, Hu, Woo, and the imperial council, forces and servents were waiting)... 1 minute left!
  • A regel dressing goose looking like a chinese wizard:.... Woo, Hu, you said these Lougers would arrive shortly...... Are you failing to impress me?
  • Hu and Woo get nervious!
  • Lu Kang: Take it easy, Quack, let's try and be optimistic and, well, ya know, NOT make a scene here. I'm sure they'll be here quicker then a bunny hopped up on suger! Why, I'm so confident in their ability to come here fast, I wouldn't be surprised if they just fell right out of the sky like a meteor, and came out with a problem from one of their- (The van literally crashed)... WOW! And my grandpa always said that karma was a myth! Yay, I get to prove him wrong!
  • Quack: "(Sighs), No offence your majusty, but you really are a total dunce."
  • Lu Kang: "I'd be offenced if I didn't already know that I'm probuly not the smartest guy around."
  • Quack: ".... (Quietly) And worse off, your TOO nice to be Emperor! But I guess that's not bad in terms of the Imperial Council having more, respondsability."
  • The van was seen with magical blasts emanating from it.
  • Hu:... Oh, dear! It would appear that, the lougers seem to be having a, disagreement.
  • Woo: Are you KIDDING me?! (He marches into the van)
  • The others followed.
  • Shifu: (The Lodgers were tussling with Gazelle until they noticed everyone watching them, as the kung fu group got up and bowed, even dispited their ruffled up state)... Greetings, Emperor Lu Kang.
  • Icky: "HA! TITLE DROP!"
  • Woo: Well, I must admit, you were almost a second late. A personal record if I do say so myself.
  • Lu Kang: Welcome back, guys! It's great to see you all again! And you must be Miss Gazelle..... Your pretty.
  • Gazelle: (Growls)
  • Lu Kang: "..... Darn, I always have that effect on girls."
  • Quack: "(Quietly) At least I won't have to worry about him having an empress who's more compident."
  • Shifu: Gazelle, don't you do it! We are NOT going to tolerate you making a scene. You were bring peaceful a while ago, do NOT let this little incident ruin the holidays for you!
  • Duke: Giselle, babe, maybe it's for the best you cool down before anyone gets hurt. Remember, these guys can order your head being taken off. And ours as well!
  • Gazelle: THEY WILL NOT LAY A FINGER ON YOU AS LONG AS I PROTECT YOU!!
  • Po: GAZELLE, ARE YOU MAD?!? YOU CAN'T FIGHT THEM, THEY'LL DUB THAT AS TREASON!! THAT'S GOING TO GET US IN EVEN MORE TROUBLE!!!
  • Woo:... Care to explain what in the underworld is going on? I thought you people were organised?!
  • Shifu: (Sighs) Long touchy story. Let's just say a conversation with the Uniter Princess concerning your choice of having Quack in a position of power, didn't play well in her goals for spending the holidays with her adopted and bloodline family.
  • Woo:... I can see that you are still working on the obedience department here.
  • Lu Kang: Oh, gee. I'm sorry if this, came at a bad time. It was nothing against you.
  • Woo: I would suggest that SOME of you escort her back if she's really so interested in her family.
  • Merlin:... Some of us don't have that much knowledge of other-worldly teleportation spells.
  • Lord Shen: Lucky for you guys, I planned ahead in case this s*** went too far! (He takes out his teleportation beacon and opens a portal back to the Dragon Realms)... Alright, Gazelle! Until this business is over, we have decided to let you off.
  • Gazelle:... You think you can just SEND me away because of being afraid of me being EMBARRISING to these followers of an outdated form of goverment!?
  • Hu and Woo get nervious.
  • Lu Kang: "..... Really not what I was expecting."
  • Quack just stared disinterested and unimpressed.
  • Lord Shen: "Look Gazelle, please don't be like this! The Uniters will NOT be honored like this?!"
  • Gazelle: Oh no! No nononono! You people WANT me to be here?! Then I'm staying here?! You should've just let me go back to the Dragon Realms instead while we can still do that, but NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! I, am gonna make the best of this situation, and STAY with you people through this, and MAYBE TEACH THESE BARBARIANS SOME PROPER MORALS WHILE I'M HERE?!
  • Hu and Woo gasped?!
  • Lu Kang: "..... I'd, been called worse."
  • Quack looked deeply offended.
  • Lord Shen: "I ju, what in the, how, why, you did not just............ I............. YOUNG LADY, YOU ARE TO GO IN THIS PORTAL NOW, OR SO HELP ME, I-"
  • Gazelle pouted and turned away from Shen!
  • Lord Shen: "(Growls?!) (Turns the portal off and takes the beacon back) FINE!? BE THAT WAY, YOU SPOILED BRAT!? BUT AT LEAST APOLOGIES TO THE EMPEROR AND HIS COUNCIL!?"
  • Gazelle: "NO!? (STARTS SCREAMING IN ANGRY SPANISH?!)"
  • Hu:... Uh... What did she say?
  • Puss:... Trust me, you would rather have that be left untranslated.
  • Woo:... I, was not expecting this.
  • Hu: I...... Never knew a Uniter would be so..... Angry.
  • Duke: I'll apologies on her behalf, she was looking forword to seeing her folks and her adopted family again as well as spending time with all of our friends and family. Trust me, she's usually a sweet kid, she just gets..... Very Passionate.
  • Quack:... Well, for the legendary Uniter Princess, she seems rather un-princess-y.
  • Gazelle snorted in anger at that retort, and held back by Boss Wolf.
  • Icky: "Trust me, Quacky. You might not want to trash talk her. She's pissed at you enough as it is given your standerds. She used to take shit from this Albino Tiger in a position of power and has NOT handled it well."
  • Quack: "(Sarcasticly) Oh excuse me, (seriously) FOR HAVING AN OPINION, YOU SILLY EXCUSE OF A UNITER?!"
  • Gazelle was fuming from her nostrils!
  • Icky: "Hey I mean it, Daffy! She beaten the likes of that Kai dude! You really wanna rattle her cage right now while she's steamingly pissed off, buster?!"
  • Quack: "Buster!? Daffy? Why I oughta-"
  • Lu Kang: "Quack, please, in all fairness, we, DID kinda gave an invite at a bad time, so..... At least, be sort've nice to her?"
  • Quack: "(Sighed unimpressdly).... (Bored) Fine, I'll give the Uniter the benifit of the doubt and just assume that, even Uniters can have their, off moments as well."
  • Gazelle gave a "Yeah you better back off" look as she snorted.
  • ???: (Struggling was heard as Little Foot and his friends arrived dazed)
  • Petrie: Whoa! That was some bumpy ride!
  • Ducky: Yep-yep-yep! But it was fun!
  • Icky: AW, COME ON, WHO SAID YOU KIDS COULD STOW AWAY?!?
  • Petrie: The nice Kairi girl said it was okay.
  • Lord Shen:... Kairi SERIOUSLY said you kids could come?
  • Cera: Yeah! I mean, Icky DID say he needed to spend quality time with us so he can get used to us, after all. Besides, we haven't gotten a chance to be with you guys in like... FOREVER!
  • Ducky: Yep-yep-yep! So, whether Ickster likes it or not, we're going to be spending this 'Winter Festival' with you.
  • Icky:... (Sighs) Son of a bitch! First Gazelle gets the worse tirade ever, and now this?! What's next?!
  • Granny Gricky appeared.
  • Granny: "I'd came along because your parents wanted me to make sure these young'ns stay safe..... That, and I personally think they wanted time away from me. As per usual."
  • Icky: "..... Sweetie Belle would say this best, (Mimics her)!"
Sweetie Belle - Oh come on!

Sweetie Belle - Oh come on!

  • Woo: Care to explain THESE youngsters and the old bird?
  • Icky: (Sighs) Meet the LAST six that I would want by my side. Little Foot, Cera, Petrie, Spike, Lucky,-
  • Ducky: Ducky!
  • Icky: Whatever! And my Grandma, Granny Gricky. Who I guess is here to do the lines that didn't made it in the two parter start of Season 2.
  • Hu:... Charming new guests.
  • Lu Kang: Oh well, they're welcome either way. My aunt always say, the more and the marrior..... Also something about how her hoof aches like heck. And complains about her bunions.... And her artitis....... And her back...... And the mole on her-
  • Quack: "With ALL DUE, respect, your majusty! But shouldn't we get to OUR TRADITIONAL FEAST ALREADY!?"
  • Hu: "It's actselly still being preapred."
  • Quack: "Ughhhhh..... Fine! Give them a tour or something until it's time for our valued above all else tradition! WOO!? HU?! YOU TWO, SERVE AS GUIDES?! The Council and I, shall over-see our future dinner. Your Majusty, feel free to catch up with your, "charming" friends."
  • Quack and the council left.
  • Lu Kang: YAY! I get to catch up! Now, since you all are here, we can get this whole thing started. Who wants a tour!?
  • Gazelle: "(Sarcasticly) Ohhh, goody."
  • Po: "(Wispers) Gazelle, please, this is embarising enough already!?"
  • Lu Kang: "Come on guys, I'll show you around. Trust me, it's really awesome."
  • Lu Kang, Hu and Woo lead the heroes into the palace, with Gazelle begrudgingly following along.

Inside the Palace.

  • A beautiful and luxerious palace interior is seen.
  • Gazelle thinks: "..... Ok, I'll give these wackos this. It's beautiful."
  • Cynder: "I can read your mind Gazelle, like I can do with the The Thief, so even in your inner-thoughts, you HAVE to be behaive."
  • Gazelle groaned.
  • Lu Kang: "Pretty awesome, huh?"
  • Icky: "Eh, as far as anichent civilisations go, it's a marvel of it's own right."
  • Po: "So, you invited us over the Permit System, right? Is it what I'm thinking your doing?"
  • Lu Kang: "Oh yeah. It's exactly what your thinking..... You see, I kinda took notice that Grand-dad's permit system...... MAAAAAAAAAAY, not be what it was cracked up to be."
  • Mantis: "A-DOOOOOOOOY?!"
  • Crane: "EXACTLY!?"
  • Viper: "(Groans), It's WORSE then that!"
  • Monkey: "Understatement of all existence!"
  • Tigress: "Exactly what we're here for, your imperialness."
  • Lu Kang giggled.
  • Lu Kang: "I kinda like that."
  • Gazelle rolled her eyes at this.
  • Lu Kang: "Anyway, I have begun t feel that, maybe a permit system wasn't the grandest idea ever."
  • Peng: "Oh it was worse then that."
  • Lian: "Yeah, dumbest bureocrate move ever."
  • Lu Kang: "So, I've been thinking...... How's about, we have the permit system, removed, and just let you Kung Fu Masters do as you wish?"
  • The Kung Fu Group gasped.....
  • Lu Kang lost his smile.....
  • Lu Kang: "...... Weird..... I, thought you guys be happer then-"
  • Po, Viper, Crane, Mantis, and Monkey pounced onto Lu Kang as he yelp! The group cheered and hugged him!
  • Mantis: "COME HERE?!"
  • Crane: "I LOVE YOU AS AN EMPEROR!?"
  • Shifu smiled.
  • Shifu: ".... You have little idea, how glad you made us...... (Smile vanishes and Shifu gets abit of a blank expression) Litterally in this case."
  • The lot get off of Lu Kang as he gets up.
  • Lu Kang: "Oh I know I'm no genius, but I know what makes my friends happy."
  • Gazelle pouted and held her nose high and scoffed.
  • Soothsayer stared at Gazelle with concern.....
  • Po: "..... But wait...... What's to become of Hu and Woo? Ending the permit system would, kinda mean your, firing them."
  • Lu Kang: "Oh don't worry. They'll be conbinsated with new jobs."
  • Cera: "Like what, exactly?"
  • Lu Kang: Oh, let's just say, it'll be around the capital, but I'll reveil in good time! And trust me, it'll be awesome, even dispite how poorly Hu handled his job since his little 'outlaw Kung Fu' incident.
  • Gazelle: (She was shocked at that statement as a glass-shatter was heard)... He... Did... WHAT?!? (Her hair cartoonishly turned into flame)
  • Hu and Woo yelped wimply!
  • Lu Kang: "..... COOOOOOL!"
  • Duke: Oh, God, not again!
  • Po: Okay, okay, Gazelle, don't be upset!
  • Gazelle: WHY NOT?!? WHY, IN THE NAME OF CHARLES DARWIN, WOULD YOU BAN WHAT IS THE SOURCE OF ALL LAW ENFORCEMENT ON THIS WORLD?!? WHAT KIND OF CONSTABLE DO YOU THINK YOU ARE?!?
  • Shifu: GAZELLE, I DEMAND THAT YOU CALM DOWN IMMEDIATELY BEFORE YOU MAKE US LOOK HORRIBLE THAN YOU HAVE ALREADY!! I was off when this all occurred! But when I DID hear of that incident, I assure you, Hu WAS punished for it. He was suspended for a great amount of time for it.
  • Gazelle: That still doesn't answer my question. WHY WOULD HE DO THAT?!?
  • Po: Long story short, he thought that our 'illegal use of Kung Fu 437 times.... That he knew off', easily warranted the ban. Me pretending to be the Midnight Stranger..... Didn't really helped.
  • Gazelle:... I can see Quack is not the ONLY one who is incompetent in this government.
  • Shifu: GAZELLE!
  • Hu: Look, young lady, I know that move was a little far-fetched, but that's no excuse to throw a fit. I at least discovered the error of my ways and lifted the ban.
  • Gazelle: But you insult your own position by even doing it in the first place. You are an AWFUL constable!
  • Hu: "....... And I thought mother was mean-spirited about that."
  • Duke: GAZELLE, THEY CAN BEHEAD US FOR WORDS LIKE THAT!!!
  • Lu Kang: Oh, trust me, if my grand-dad were still Emperor, that would totally happen. But he's not anymore. And besides, I know anger talk when I hear it.
  • Gazelle: Oh, I mean it with the ABSOLUTE truth!
  • Lord Shen: GAZELLE, ARE YOU WANTING US TO LOOK TERRIBLE?!? I MEAN, FOR GOD'S SAKE, IT'S THE SEASON TO BE NICE!!! I mean, by all means, hate these people for ALL of their idiotices for all of your life, BUT AT LEAST, TRY TO ACT LIKE YOU TOLERATE THEIR EXISTENCE?!
  • Gazelle:... (Huffs angrily)......
  • Hu:... Sheesh! At this point, I'm convinced that ANYTHING will set her off.
  • Duke: Again, she's just under a lot of s*** right now.
  • Little Foot: I agree.
  • Spike: Mmm-hmm!
  • Ducky: Yep-yep-yep!
  • Woo: "...... You, sure she doesn't want to leave?"
  • Icky: "Trust me. Once a PC person wants to make a statement, they's not gonna amscray until it's heard."
  • Woo: "(Sighs distressfuly)....... So much for this being perfect."
  • Hu: "Hey, at, least it'll be, an interesting one?"
  • Woo: ".......... Not, helping, peanut-eater!?"
  • Gazelle snorted at that, but was stopped when Duke grabbed her mouth!
  • Duke: "I'm sure he didn't meant any racial tones from that!"
  • Monkey: "...... Do you have a place where we can keep Gazelle in to calm her down?"
  • Woo: "Just the imperial garden. Keep in mind that my daughter is in there. She's in the midst of her private time and does NOT want to be disturbed! (Glees with fatherly pride), Not after becoming the new adviser!"
  • Monkey: "(Quietly) Ohhh, me and my big mouth."
  • Po: "Wait, your kid's the adviser now?"
  • Mantis: "What happened to Duke Zuihui?"
  • Lu Kang: "Remember the angry cat witch fiasco? Yeah, well..... He felt bad about it and resigned. I hear he has a nice wheat farm now. And, he's married to one of the best rice chefs in china!"
  • Po: "But he was brainwashed through that whole thing! He couldn't help it!"
  • Lu Kang: "I know, right? But ya know, he still felt bad it happened at all and, pretty much packed up and left. But don't worry, Ming's an AWESOME adviser."
  • Po: "... You sure about that, and that..... (Wispers) She wasn't mean to you and insulted and degraded you?"
  • Lu Kang: "Oh of course not! At least not when it wasn't warrented. I mean, to be fair, I am not exactly, by any means, "smart"! (His hand was seen stuck in a pickle jar, then he noticed)...... Case in point. (Struggles getting it off) GRR, STUPID PICKLE JAR!?"
  • Gazelle facepalms, grunted annoyed.
  • Squidward: "Hey, leave being annoyed by stupidity to the professionals!"
  • Po and the most of the five try to help Lu Kang out of his problem!
  • Duke: "..... Hey, uh.... Monk? We might uh, wanna get Gazelle out of here."
  • Monkey: "(Sighs)..... Fine..... But I'm out of there as soon as Gazelle's at the garden. I don't wanna see Ming again."
  • Duke: "Old flame?"
  • Moneky: "More like a fantasy that was never real. I was attracted to her because of how well she can fight! Heck, she knocked a pig bandit out while being tied up! That, was hot! But the attatude, RUINED it for me. After that, I never wanna see that girl again!"
  • Duke: "Rough. How exactly long ago was that?"
  • Monkey: "Mid-2013, Season 2. (Sighs).... I remembered it like..... It was only at least-...... Wow, only 2 years? That felt like nearly an era ago when I saved her from the pig bandits over the Stone of Lu Mong that belonged to the region of the same name. For the most part, it was the typical stuff. A war was threaten if the artifact wasn't returned, the Pig Bandits wanted it as a gift for their mom, Po was being, Po, and butts were kicked..... However..... It had one thing that made it stand out above any other average day when a war was threaten over bandits and Po's, Po-fullness. It had Ming...... And, she was beautiful..... And the butt kicking thing...... But what good is that when she clearly didn't fell far from the tree that is her father?"
  • Gazelle look like she was gonna show anything other then just needless anger.
  • Gazelle: "........ Tell, me more."
  • Monkey: "I, kinda don't want to talk about it..... Besides, your kinda in a bad mood right now, and I don't wanna start anything again, so let's just go there and get it over with."
  • Gazelle: Well, it's been nearly three years. Perhaps she's changed for the best.

Chapter 2: A Daughter of Woo Re-Sparks Monkey... Awkwardly

Imperial Garden.

  • An almost familier figure was seen playing sitar, and playing an anichent tune.
  • Shadowy figures moved swiftly around the garden.
  • The Figures were reveiled to be assassins.
  • Assassin Wolf: "...... There she is......."
  • Assassin Croc: "Our ticket to glory as assassins."
  • Assassin Cobra: "Yessssssssss.... And money."
  • Assassin Spider: "Getting through her will garrentie a far easier time to free china of an incompident idiot of a new "Emperor"."
  • Assassin Leopard: "But make no mistake, Assassins of Ju Lu. She's more dangerious then she looks. Now here's the plan-"
  • Assassin Bull: "Alright, let's do this!"

Screams something simular to this!

"Leroy Jenkins" Sound Clip

"Leroy Jenkins" Sound Clip

  • The other asassins face-palmed at the idiotcy of their friend!
  • Assassin Cobra: "Devines damn it, Bu!"
  • The Assassin Bull (Bu by name) charged shouting a battle cry, and continued until he was knocked out instantly by the sitar!
  • Bu fell down, defeated.
  • The Figure stood up, taller then expected, and surprisingly with a more female warrior shape and outfit. This, is a grown uped Ming.
  • Ming: "...... I, take it you assassins don't believe in taking a winter feast holiday? Seriously, you guys are like, the 15th group of assassins in a row. Surely, Quack can't be THAT bad of a socceror."
  • Assassin Cobra: "We're not here to deal away with the magition..... For now at leassssssssssst. We came for the head of Lu Kang, and yours, advissssssssssssser."
  • Ming: "Ok, seriousy buddy, just stop it! That whole snake doing the lisp thing? Not very original. It's been done to death."
  • Assassin Cobra: "What the, I can't help being like thisssssssssssssssss! I have a medical condition?!"
  • Ming: "Then maybe a job where you kill people for money and power isn't really for you."
  • Assassin Cobra: "(Growls hiss)! Mock the handicapped, huh? THEN GET A BITE OUT OF MY STEEL FANGS, YOU DEER SLUT?!"
  • The Assassin Cobra charged snarling!
  • Ming just stood there, bored and yawning.
  • The Assassin Cobra still snarled charging!
  • Ming was doing her hoofs with a pedicure.
  • The Assassin Cobra still snarled charging!
  • Ming was combing her fur for a bit.
  • The Assassin Cobra snarled as he was about to strike!
  • Ming suddenly brought out a sheild and it's powerful armor shattered the Assassin Cobra's teeth like nothing!
  • The Assassin Cobra dropped, as his steel fangs were gone.....
  • Assassin Cobra: "...... The Great Steel Fang of the South...... DEFANGED?!"
  • The Assassin Cobra cried in defeat as he plopped down!
  • Assassin Wolf: "And just like that, Fang Hai is down!"
  • Assassin Leopard: "Whoever is left! ATTACK HER ALL AT ONCE?!"
  • The Assassins leaped up and charged with their weapons drawned!
  • Ming: "....... Well..... (Brings out a duel halblade that can be split into two) Better then imperial paper work!"
  • Ming battle cried and charged to meet with the assassins and a big fight took place as she's already overwealming them!
  • Assassin Croc: "SHE'S TOO FAST!? WE BITTEN OFF MORE THEN EVEN I CAN CHEW!? WE GOTTA RETREAT AND-"
  • Ming just metathoricly anlilates them!
  • Ming: "(Snorts in satisfaction)....... Sadly, I was hoping you'd guys do better."
  • ???: Wow! Puberty gave her a kickass bonus! (Ming noticed Gazelle, Duke and Monkey, who's beyond awe-strucked......)
  • Ming:..... The Monkey? And..... Who's this?
  • Gazelle: The Uniter Princess, Gazelle. But I'm also known as "Giselle Horndreas".
  • Ming: Wait, THE Uniter Princess?
  • Monkey: (Shakes off his newfound feelings and starts to act cool). The one and only. And the weasel's Duke Weaselton. And please go easy on her, she's been through a lot with you father.
  • Ming:... That explains all the screaming. It was over that jerk Quack, isn't it?
  • Gazelle: I'd rather not talk about it.... Ming, are you aware of Monkey's romantic interest in you once?
  • Ming: Oh, don't even get me STARTED on that! I mean, I was generally flattered and all, but, well, I wasn't wise enough to have informed you two that...... I was 12.
  • Monkey/Gazelle: WAIT, YOU WERE TWELVE?!?
  • Duke: "OHHHHHH, SHOCKER?!"
  • Ming:..... And yet another exsample why I was such a terrorable child back then.
  • Monkey: THEN WHY DID YOU, WELL, DID WHAT YOU DID TO PO AND-
  • Ming: Would you believe, I was given an early curiousity to how love works? For what it was worth, I appresiated you guys giving a good exsample on how to NOT handle a love triangle..... And to be careful around idiots. Trust me, otherwise, I would've cried pedophile on you and had father be serve-in punishments for you and the panda!
  • Monkey: "..... HI-YAAAAA, ICKY WILL USE THIS AS BLACKMAIL MATERIAL TO FORCE ME INTO DOING FREE FAVERS IF HE FINDS OUT ABOUT THIS!? THIS, THIS MIGHT COST ME MY LOUGE MEMBERSHIP!? MAYBE EVEN THE FIVE?!"
  • Gazelle:... As, disturbing as this is, to be fair, you didn't know at the time, so it was at best accsidental.
  • Duke: "Still pedophilific reguardless. (Chuckles)."
  • Gazelle: "MR. WEAESLETON, NOT, HELPING?!"
  • Ming: Look, Monkey, I'm sorry if I hurted you and Po in anyway. I was a dumb kid back then, and I didn't deserved someone like you, OR Po..... Espeically him cause I had a crush on him like a stupid school girl.... I'll give him credit, at least he tried to steer away actselly loving me and was only caught up cause of Karma teaching him a lesson about messing with love.
  • Gazelle:... Wow, Monkey, if this gets out, I don't think anyone can look at you the same way again! I know I can't.
  • Monkey: HEY, GIVE ME SOME CREDIT!!! Sometimes it's excusable to love someone at that age because they're ALMOST mature in age, but trust me, if I KNEW her age, I would've backed off immediately. I'm not a pedophile! I'm not one of those people to not hesitate at being in love with a pre-teen! Especially since it's quite disturbing and wrong.
  • Ming: YA' THINK?!? Besides, father tends to be.... Touchy, about me being in love, so.... Correction, he gets mongolian hun nasty over-protective about me being with a man! Espeically if they're older then me!
  • Monkey: Well, now I am officially embarrassed and do NOT wanna speak of this to anyone.
  • Gazelle: You would be wise to do that.
  • Ming: "Well, there's a problem with that..... (Nerviously gulps)..... It wasn't a secret to my father about what happened that day."
  • Monkey made a surprised face!?
  • Monkey: "HOW DID HE-"
  • Ming: "Father's intoition..... That, and..... I was crying in my room about how it didn't worked out with neither you or the Panda and..... He didn't took it too badly, but..... He's been itching to complain about this to Shifu for a long time....."
  • Monkey's eyes twitched.
  • Monkey: "..... SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII-"
  • Monkey still holds that note as he ran off!
  • Gazelle: "(Sighs)...... Think he'll make it before your father exposes his accsidental sin?"
  • Ming: "..... At this point, everyone already knowns by now."

Original location.

  • Monkey: "MR. WOO, WAIT, DON'T TELL THEM ABOUT-"
  • The Lougers, The Land Before Time Crew, Granny Gricky, and Hu, all gave blank stares at Monkey, with Po giving a blushed face of embarrisment, Icky giving a grinch/cheserure cat smile rubbing his wing/hands like a steriotypical villain, Viper was shaking her head, tsking. Woo himself held the biggest judgemental, athoritive face ever.
  • Even Lu Kang had a face that said "Seriously man?"
  • Tigress: "..... Seriously Monkey? You fell in love, with a 12 year-old?"
  • Trixie: "ANNNNNND, I no longer believe I can trust children around you, ape!"
  • Lord Shen: "THE BLOODLY HELL MAN?!"
  • Monkey: "Guys, guys, I can expla-"
  • Shifu: "No need..... Po already explained himself that neither of you idiots had prior knowledge of her age, and Woo very well understood that alot of it was Ming's fault back when she was curious about relationships...... BUT STILL?! You do realise that MANY WOULD BECOME EXTREMELY CAUTIOUS ABOUT LETTING US NEAR CHILDREN CAUSE OF YOU?!"
  • Monkey: "IN MY DEFENCE, I THOUGHT SHE WAS A PIGMY ADULT OR TEEN?! THAT'S USUALLY A COMMON PROBLEM?!"
  • Shenzi: "That doesn't completely pardon the fact that, YOU WANTED TO FUCK A KID!?"
  • Monkey:"AW COME ON?! AREN'T SOME OF US GUILTY OF TRYING TO KILL AND/OR EAT CHILDNREN?! I'M LOOKING AT YOU GUYS?! (Points to the Hyenas, Kaa, Icky, the Dautyls and the Raptors!) HECK, SHEN WAS GUILTY OF NEARLY GENSIDING A VILLAGE, SO, TECNECALLY, OUR TEAM'S THE MOST MORALLY IMPERFECT EVER?!"
  • Iago: "At least they had reasons for their mistakes! Wild worlds, insanity, being corrupted, at least pardons their screw ups! But you?! Ya basicly wanted to have sex with a little girl! We, BARELY gotten people to over-look Shen's past, BUT THIS?!"
  • Monkey sighed sadly....
  • Monkey: ".... So let me guess, huh? I'm gonna be kicked off the team for this?"
  • Woo: "Actselly..... I asked against that. I may be strict, AND VERY, conservitive about my daughter..... But I know an idioticly driven mistake when I see it. So, the worse I would do, is to give friendly advice..... NEXT TIME YOU HAVE SEXUAL INTERESTS IN MY DAUGHTER, AT LEAST WAIT UNTIL SHE'S 16, OR TO BE MORE PREFERENT, AROUND 17 AND 20, YOU FLEA MUNCHER?! IS THAT CLEAR?!"
  • Monkey was scared by this....
  • Monkey: ".... (Gulp).... Christail, sir."
  • Lord Shen: "However, that isn't to say that your due to GREATLY clean off the sin of being prematurely attracted to a minor! YOU WILL, HAVE, to be made to take trail for this and to clear your innosence! Otherwise, people will end up thinking that having a "Child Molester" is CROSSING an already crossed line with ME around?!"
  • Monkey: "D'awwww! I said it was purely an accident!"
  • Crane: Oh, don't worry. I'll be your lawyer every step of the way.
  • Lord Shen: Indeed. And we'll have the trial as soon as possible so you won't miss out. And Ickster?
  • Icky: (With his iPhone, ends up hiding it) Yes?
  • Lord Shen: No blackmailing Monkey about this for unlimited favers! If I even hear about you doing that, you will be scrubbing toilets for a month!
  • Icky: Awww-
  • Lord Shen: DON'T "AWWW" ME, YOU INSENSITIVE MORON!!! MONKEY'S BEEN THROUGH ENOUGH GARBAGE AS IT IS SINCE HIS LOVE LIFE HAS BEEN PISSED ALL OVER!!! I expect NO blogs about this EVER! (Loudly) UNDERSTAAAAAAAAAAND?!?
  • Icky: AAH!! (His earholes bleed) MY EARHOLES!!! Uh... Yes, sir!
  • Ducky:... Is he okay?
  • Lord Shen: Yes. He's just suffering cartoon logic. He'll heal from that soon enough. Anyway, how soon should we have this trial so we can sweep this whole incident out under the rug?
  • Woo: As soon as possible.
  • Monkey: (He was seen hitting his head on the wall)
  • Little Foot:... Wow, he seems to be taking it kinda hard.
  • Gricky: Oh, he'll be fine! I mean, I'm sure a LOT of people can say the same about being attracted to 12-year-olds. It's just impossible these days because of the near-similarities to adults.
  • Icky: Yeah. After all, I've seen this fan service of cartoon 12-year-olds out there, and it is NOT pleasant for a prideful person to look at. To this day, it STILL gives me the creeps. Heck, even the Nostaglia Critic was guilty of mistaking the Sailor Moon characters as Collage Students when they were actselly High Schoolers. He was so ashamed of himself, he made fun of himself by blaming his own manhood, saying it forced him into it with SOMEHOW the ability to hold a gun! (Silence)..... I know, too much info..... Bottom line, there's nothing for Monkey to be ashamed of... Much.
  • Monkey: YOU KIDDING?!? I WANTED TO KISS A 12-YEAR-OLD!!! AND THAT'S JUST THE LEAST DIRTY THOUGHT?! I FEEL SO UNCLEAN RIGHT NOW!!! AND DO NOT SPEAK OF THAT STUFF ON THE INTERNET?! ESPEICALLY NOT ABOUT THE NOSTAGLIA CRITIC'S SCREW-UP WITH SAILOR MOON!?
  • Icky: What? It's true.
  • Woo: Let's just get this over with so we can forget this s*** ever happened, okay?
  • Gricky: Fine by me!
  • Iago: Yep!
  • Ducky: Yep-yep-yep!
  • Joe: Totally!

One Trial Later...

  • Monkey: (They walked out) Well, glad THAT'S over with. I was acquitted very quickly, and we agreed never to leak this out to ANYONE.
  • Viper: And it's better that way. We'll just say that you wanted to be a good friend and leave it at that.
  • Po: "And luckly, Ming's age was never canonly addressed in the episode, so with luck, people will just assumed that she was kinda short for being a teen."
  • Lord Shen: And I mean it, Icky, if a SINGLE word gets out through your blogs, OR if you use it for blackmail for even so much as a decent enough cause, of which you'll have to just politely ask for instead, I will deck you RIGHT in the halls!
  • Icky: I'm not going to breath a word to anybody EVER!
  • Lord Shen: You'd BETTER not! Especially around Christmas.
  • Petrie: Me never thought I'd learn about adult topics very early on.
  • Biyomon: Well, to be fair, you're technically STUCK in kid bodies since cartoon logic dictates that unless canon grows you out of it, you stay a kid.
  • Max: Totally. Just ask Baby Herman.
  • Monkey: I'm just glad we can put this unpleasantness behind us.
  • Po: Now then, let's get back to the Winter Festival preparations. Tigress, Mantis, Crane, Viper, Monkey, you know what to do!
  • Furious Five: ON IT! (They did the same decorating montage they did in the dinner room as in the Kung Fu Panda Holiday Special)
  • Po: WHOO!!! This I going to be a MAJOR feast!
  • Lu Kang: "DAWWWW MAN!? (SHOWS THAT HIS HANG GOT PICKLE JARED AGAIN!) PICKLE-JARED AGAIN!"
  • Shifu: "..... I'm, going to find Gazelle and Ming. The rest..... Help the emperor out of his pickle jar connumdrum."

Imperial Garden.

  • Ming was looking at the garden pond and felt ashamed of herself letting this happened to begin with.
  • Gazelle and Duke were seen, coming to her side.
  • Gazelle: "...... Look, you don't need to feel awful about this. You were very young and foolish back then. I had my fairs of... Acting out."
  • Ming: "..... It's not just that..... I also feel bad about how I treated him and Po over how they rescued me."
  • Gazelle: "I had been told that. Look, in all fairness, those pig bandits were obviously not making it easy for them, so-"
  • Ming: "I knew that! But I wasn't entirely angry about that....... I was angry for not being allowed to help. I mean, as you saw with those assassins, even as I kid, I can kick butt! I was mad because..... I ended up being a damsel, and I was hurt that, they just saw me as the daughter of a Superintendent."
  • Gazelle: "..... Ohhhh. You were mad at them for not letting you help. Well, again, those criminals weren't making it easy for them, so, you kinda have to understand that they may be talented martical artists, but they can't be perfect."
  • Ming: "It's not even close to that...... It's just..... I have a long history of being treated like I'm helpless because of being a girl, and I lead a life of continiously being kidnapped by brutish thugs and greedy parasites looking for easy pickings!? You have, ANY IDEA, how horrorable that is for a child!?"
  • Gazelle: "..... I, imagine that it wasn't very good for your mental state."
  • Ming: "Yeah, that's what I'm saying! And if it wasn't for father's bodyguards, or even the occationally required Kung Fu Master, it would've been worse! Worse off, sometimes, I'm not just kidnapped for a ransom...... There was this, perverted pedophilatic croc that.... Almost had his way with me..... And had it not been for this great tortose, I, I probuly couldn't've been deflowered.... Or worse!"
  • Gazelle felt a great deal of pity for her....
  • Ming: "...... I took it apawn myself to never let myself be helpless again. But why am I bothering to tell you this, Uniter? You most likely lead an always perfect life considering you who are..... You porbuly don't understand...."
  • Gazelle: "..... I may lead a more peaceful life, but that doesn't mean it's perfect. I mean, the fact that I reacted unfairly angry over a typically rotten bureocrate, proves that, I have my own problems. In fact, I gotten the Uniter Blade, because of dumb luck because I just happened to be there to save the Lightfly Queen from some Mothrons! Otherwise, I...... (Sighs)..... I'd probuly be the last one to be a Uniter since I was mainly a pretty face for advertisters to bait costamers with. Trust me, my early life may've not been as hazordious, but it is equily unfortunate. I struggle with understanding how life outside of Zootopia, funtions. Nothing against your father and Constable Hu, but your people's goverment is my least faverite of these worlds!"
  • Ming: "(Sarcasticly), Gee, I wonder why..... (Seriously) It's because of Quack, isn't it?"
  • Gazelle: "...... That's, actselly only a major reason. The other reasons is because of what happens to people who protest against what your empire does."
  • Ming: ".... Oh..... Well, to be fair, the imperial empire, before Lu Kang, was mainly run by iron-fisted jerks. Heck, even his grandfather was, kinda not an improvement..... But he had a reason for it...... He had the greatest son, any father would wish for."

KFP-Sytile Flashback.

  • A proud warrior prince antelope was seen.
  • (Ming): "The Imperial Prince was the greatest warrior the imperial empire ever seen and produced. He defeated an entire hun army! (He did this)! Prevented 1000 years of Gorilla Warfare! (Puts two ape tribes in peace) He even defeated a rouge fallen Dragon God. (He stood victorious over the fallen Dragon God). The emperor, couldn't be more prouder. (A silluette of the emperor was seen as the prince bowed to him, with the figure place it's silluetted hand on him.) He was destened to be a great ruler. (A storm appeared) However..... That changed when the Prince came to the Valley of Peace during a goodwill mission. He ended up coming while a Kung Fu Master went rouge. (Tai Lung was seen attacking the village)! The Prince knew, the people had to be protected! (Tai Lung had cornered a mother and her crying baby! The Prince lunged at Tai Lung and began to fight him, allowing the mother and the child to escape)! The Prince..... Ended up being awarded a tragic fate, for his bravey. (Tai Lung began to brutallity attack the Imperial Prince!)
  • The Imperial Prince was left for dead, as Tai Lung marched on to the Jade Palace.
  • (Ming): "Eventually, the rouge Kung Fu Master was defeated...... But the Prince was in a critical condition."
  • The Villagers, and the Masters of the Jade Palace, gathered around the Prince's weak body.
  • (Ming): "He was at a state that even the greatest healing tecnics couldn't save him. It was desistating to all.... More so.... To the Emperor."
  • The Silluette of the Emperor formed around the concerned populace, as the figure screamed in sad agony!
  • (Ming): " His beloved son.... Died to his wounds. In his anger, he condemned the rouge Kung Fu Master to life imprisonment, since a master had enough bond to not allow death. This being followed by a prior uprising of a rouge kung fu preist, made the Emperor fear Kung Fu because of it.... He became a bitter, broken hearted man, that ended up hiring less then forgiving councilers, to help him try to control Kung Fu. At first, he was originally gonna reconsider, but when he heard his son's murderor escaped, even though he was stopped, he cannot ignor that the brave wardens lost their lives during the dishastor.... So..... He allowed the permit system, to be born."
  • The Silluette of the broken hearted emepror allowed the permit system to be born.

Present.

  • Ming: "The once kind ruler, became no better then his father and grandfathers and other relitives who were emperors before him. He became more colder to violaters, which in turn, brought back the punishment methods he originally took down...."
  • Gazelle: "..... I..... I never realise that..... Do, the Lougers know about this?"
  • Ming: "It depends. Is Shifu over what Tai Lung did because of him?"
  • Gazelle: "SHIFU KNEW ABOUT THIS? And...... Wait, Tai Lung, that leopard who hangs with that mean fox, the naked lion and the, weird, octopus thing, he, MURDERED an imperial prince!? But, when I saw him, he kinda looked like a wash-out!"
  • ???: "It happened back when Tai Lung can be taken seriously, before his first defeat by Po shoke his confidence."
  • Shifu alone was seen coming up.
  • Gazelle: "..... Shifu, why.... Why didn't you say anything about this? Why..... This means that, the permit system was, in a way, your fault because of-"
  • Shifu: "Tai Lung......... Yes....... My kindess and foolish pride created Tai Lung as he once was, lead to everything that was wrong with the Imperial Empire...... And I was, beyond ashamed of myself.... I ruined my adopted son, in term, lead to the death of the Emperor's pride and joy.... Which ended up ruining, everything.... Had it not been for Oogway's kindness and wistom, I would've left Kung Fu by now and became a traveling flute player.... Then I never would've been able to train the five and Po..... I don't know how anyone, would feel about this....."
  • Gazelle: "..... Shifu, I know you felt awful about this, but, they need to know about this."
  • Shifu: "I can't. I rather they think that the permit system was created because the imperial empire likes to have control of everything even if it's method is beyond flawwed."
  • Gazelle: "Why?! Are, are you afraid that they would lose faith in you that the permit system was tecnecally your fault because of showing kindness to someone who didn't turn out great?! That's almost on par on how Lionheart was illegally holding savaged predators because he was afraid of Zootopia falling apart because of discrimination, if not just losing his career BECAUSE of being a pred!"
  • Shifu: "I MEAN NOT TO BE A COWERD?! It's just...... I am at fault for more..... Villainy was allowed to go mostly unchallnaged, many lifes were hurt, or worse..... Because I gave Tai Lung too much hope in being what he was not meant to be.... It didn't help that he was tecnecally meant to be a villain from the start, considering that he asended from an infamous bandit family Oogway once disbaned. I'm not worried about losing the respect of my students..... I'm worried, about losing the respect, of all of China."
  • Gazelle: Hey, the Emperor didn't blame you, did he? What makes you think that the others will? You were just being a supportive surrogate father. You did your best to help him, but in the end, he just took too much from you.
  • Shifu: May I remind you that some of them can hold grudges?
  • Gazelle: But they know you as the wise person you are. Surely they can't blame you too much, can they?
  • Shifu: I'm sorry, but my decision is final. They're not knowing, and that's final!
  • Gazelle:... Fine! If you won't tell them, then I will!
  • Shifu: Gazelle, no, we've had too much of your nonsense as it is!
  • Duke: Shifu, dude, they're bound to find out anyway, and if they find out that you've been hiding this from them, then they WILL blame you too much for hiding it from them for so long. They NEED to know.
  • Shifu: I FORBID it!
  • Gazelle:... You know what? This is WORTH defiance! Come on, Duke! We won't let Shifu here be shunned for keeping secrets! (They left)
  • Shifu:... (Sighs)...
  • Ming: "Trust me, better those two, then Lu Kang or a surprise super villain blabing about it. Trust me, Lu Kang is not graceful when talking about bad history being abit of an idiot, and we all know how villains just LOVE to use a bad past against a hero for the benifit of wicked plans."
  • Shifu: "Wait, Lu Kang already knows?!"
  • Ming: "He IS the emperor's grand son, yes. He's part of the same mixed-spieces family, so alchourse the awkword-in-conversations half-wit knows about it. Though personally, if I can't trust him with pickle jars, I wouldn't really trust him with tragic backstoires."
  • Shifu got wide-eyed!
  • Shifu: "HMMMMMMM!?"
  • Shifu ran off!
  • Ming sighed.....
  • Ming: "This is certainly gonna be a rememberable Winter Feast."

The other's location.

  • The entire group joined in on pulling the pickle jar off of Lu Kang!
  • Hu: "I think one more pull should just about do it! 1, 2, 3?!"
  • The Group pulled the jar off successfuly as everyone flew about from the force of the pull!

Various crash sounds where heard.

Goofy Yell!

Goofy Yell!

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  • Gazelle and Duke arrived to see a mess.
  • Lu Kang got up and held a stray Pickle.
  • Lu Kang: "YAY, PICKLE?! (Chomps onto it)........... Now to get another one."
  • Everyone: "NO?!"
  • Lu Kang: "Fine....."
  • Gazelle: "Oh, your highness, I'm curious, was there ever a reason behind the Permit System aside of it's initional intentions?"
  • Lu Kang: "Oh, it's kinda funny you mentioned that. Or, well, kinda not funny considering what it's about. You see, I kinda wasn't meant to be emperor. Granddad had a son, who by proxy is my cousin cause I'm part of a different family branch obviously, who was gonna be emperor, but he kinda picked a bad time to go to the Valley of Peace, and-"
  • Shifu pounced onto Lu Kang as he screamed!
  • Woo: "WHAT THE?!"
  • Hu: "This is DIFFERNTLY a Winter Fest to remember."
  • Icky: "NOW WHAT!?"
  • Po: "SHIFU, THE F*** ARE YOU DOING!?"
  • Shifu:... (Sighs) Just let me tell them! You're right. If I don't do it now, it'll surely haunt me.
  • Po:...What do you mean?
  • Shifu:... You see, Tai Lung killed the Emperor's son, and as a result of his escape, the Emperor imposed the Kung Fu permit system as a means of limitation.
  • Mantis: "So, that wasn't just because the imperials just want to control everything?"
  • Shifu: "Oh don't get me wrong, there is abit of bureocrate unreliability..... But it was all allowed by a broken hearted emperor."
  • Lu Kang: "Yeah, I'm not gonna lie. Grandpa was, always kinda a downer."
  • Einstein:... What a twist!
  • Woo: Hold on a second!... They didn't know?
  • Shifu: No. I was afraid I would be shunned.
  • Bagheera:... Yet you do realize that if ANY villain were to take advantage of it, you WOULD be shunned for hiding it from us for so long? I mean, I'm sure Oogway warned you about that sort've thing.
  • Shifu: "..... One often meets their desteny on the road they take to avoid it..... I know...... I'm, sorry."
  • Shenzi: Yeah. I mean, don't you remember how Facilier almost turned everyone against me during our mission in Canterlot? Things like that can be SO sensitive and manipulative.
  • Woo:... Should we-
  • Lu Kang: Negatory on that, Woo! We kinda have enough of that for today. It's not as bad as Master Monkey going pedo on your daughter. Plus, we've got enough on our plate already.
  • Woo:... Fair enough, your highness.
  • Icky: (Sighs) Geez, this Winter Festival is off to a great start. First Gazelle's temper-tantrum, then Little Foot's friends and Granny come, then Monkey gets embarrassed by pedophilic behavior, and now, Shifu has been keeping sensitive info from us. I swear, the only way this could get any worse is-
  • Lord Shen: DON'T JINX IT, YOU MORON!!!
  • Icky: Oh, come on, the only person I can think of who would fit this episode is that Pang Bing chick. And since she's a cat, then she's not allowed to show her cute little face in this little series. Besides, all in all... The odds of the producer making an exception are slim. Heck, he didn't even allowed the iconic Cinderella Cat in! She's as likely to be a no-show like that chicken who may as well was a Diet Shen!
  • Lord Shen: OH VERY HUMORIOUS, ICKERIOUS!? YOU THINK THERE WOULDN'T BE ANY OTHER VILLAINS WHO WOULD WANNA TAKE A SHOT?!? I suggest you don't trigger karma or this Winter Festival will be ruined!
  • Icky: Oh, come on! It's Christmas! If a villain DOES show up, we'll just do Christmas 1914 and say 'Peace on Earth'.
  • Lu Kang: Yeah, that seems to work fine!
  • Lord Shen: Please don't encourage him, your highness! That doesn't always work. Let's just hope to all that's holy that this Winter Festival goes smoothly.
  • Unbeknowest to the group, they were watched by an elephant in ragged clothing.
  • Elephant: "..... Well, that's, gonna make things, interesting."
  • He leaves.

Chapter 3: Pang Bing Returns/Wu-Hu

A deserted ally.

  • Two mangy wolves were seen arm wresleing
  • A female cricket shows up.
  • Female Cricket: "Sin, Xin, both of you stop your doghood shenanigans and wise up!? Wu Hu's coming back and we need to make the gang aware! Capish?"
  • The two twinly mutts nodded in agreement and went off to do the deed!
  • The duo went to a crack on the wall, and pushed open the crack to reveil that it was a rusticly clever hidden door, to an underground thug bar as loads of crooks were seen, were a strange throwne-room rests at the end of the room, overseeing the bar-like display, as fights and brawls are seen.
  • Female Cricket: "HEY MORONS?!"
  • Every criminal looks to see the Cricket!
  • Female Cricket: "Wu-Hu's coming, so BE ON YOUR BEST BEHAVIORS!"
  • Criminals: "YES MAMA XEI?!"
  • The Criminals began to sprouce up the place.
  • Mama Xei: "...... Now's that's more like it."
  • Just as the place was finished up, the elephant from before came in.
  • Mama Xei: "Wu, darling! You arrived!"
  • The Elephant (Wu-Hu): "Cool, cool, like what ya done with the place. WAY less dirtier then the Crackhole usually is."
  • Mama Xei: "Anything for the best leader for the crime of the capital! Now, what do you say, for a one of my best meals?"
  • Wu Hu: "Hold that meal after our victory party, cause, ya know.... We, kinda have an issue about our uh, plan thingie. Turns out, our mistress was uh..... Kinda right about the uh, toughness of the New Emperor's adviser. That stuff about her becoming an accomplished Kung Fu Master is legit. Some of the best assassins, majorly failed!"
  • The said assassins came in bumbling about and crashing!
  • Leopard Assassin: "Please, honorable Wu Hu!"
  • Bu: "(Chuckles), Funny. It's almost sounds like we're saying "WOO-HOO" everytime!"
  • Fang Hai: "SILENCE YOU FOOL?! (INHALES)...... CAN'T YOU SEE THAT THE GREAT FANG HAI HAS LOST HIS LUSTER?!"
  • Leopard Assassin: "Uh..... We were BARELY able to escape the guards in time! Please forgive us!"
  • Wu Hu: "..... Dahhhh, don't sweat it. Ya guys weren't really meant to succeed anyway. The Mistress wanted to see how tough that ibex girl was..... And yup.... She's tough if even Bu can't get her."
  • Spider Assassin: "..... Well that's a relief."
  • Bu: "But, where is Mistress?"
  • Wu Hu: "Well, based on what I heard, I'd say...... She's making nessersary preperations, of her own."

Chorh-Gom Prison

  • All of the prisoners are seen celebrating their own winter feast.
  • Dai Shi: "Ya know, it's kinda nice of Madam Zhou to make food for us."
  • Dai Song: "Oddly nice, considering the usually foul nature of that old sow."
  • Sun Ying Moon: "Perhaps, better with some company until I can be reunited with my real family, should they relocated."
  • Fing Fung Fong: "Pershhaaa, it's the magic of the holidays! It can bring out the best, even in the worse of us."
  • Undertaker: "Though, to be honest, it's a shame Junjie, Hundon, Meng Tao, even that dork Taotie, and any other of our rouges galley aren't joining us and spending the holidays with those outsider villains. It would've been nice to see familier faces."
  • Tong Fo: "But, let's at least enjoy their freedoms until the day episodes are created in finally sending them back to jail..... Still, I'm still rather concerned about the fact the cat witch escaped awhile back."
  • Temutai: "Agreed! I share concern for this as well! Didn't she had her powers (Shouts) DRAINED?!"
  • Fung: "Relax, even then, should she become a problem again, and if history repeats itself, Po will come for us and ask for our help, heck, even invite Junjie and those other guys if it calls for it, we'll have a few laughs and typical plot-controled misunderstandings, then evertually we stop her, then go through the clishe of going back to being enemies because of familiarity. Done deal."
  • Gahri: "Uh, that's, assuming, she doesn't seek us out first."
  • Fung: "Aw come on! It's not like that scary cat witch is smart enough to, I don't know, capture all of Legends of Awesomenesses enemies and the guys SAF created to prevent that or anyth-"
  • Zhou was heard screaming!
  • Sanzu: "Hey rat, that sounded like your grandmother!"
  • Lidong: "He-he-he. Good one."
  • Ju-Long: "Assholes! Ok, I'll see what happened with the old bat."
  • Ju-Long runs off and into the kitchen....
  • Silence.
  • A girly scream was heard!?
  • Tong Fo: "Now what?!"
  • Wicked chackling was heard.
  • Tong Fo and Temutai gasped in fear.....
  • Tong Fo: "..... We might wanna run, and alarm the guards for once....."
  • Fung: "....... Oh, crap."
  • Gahri: "..... You still sure she won't come back?"
  • Fung: "Shut it Gary!"
  • Gahri: "Gah-Ri."
  • Tong Fo: "I'M SERIOUS YOU FOOLS, WE GOT TO GET OUT OF HERE, BEFORE-" (A magical blue electric explosion appeared as familiar feline eyes were seen. This was Pang Bing, flying in)
  • Pang Bing:... Guess who's back!
  • Fung: (Chuckles) Heeeeeey, Pang! Long time, no see. Uh... No hard feelings on what happened in the Imperial City months ago? (Pang Bing was silent).... So, was that a "Yes" totally creepy silence or a "No" totally creepy silence?
  • Gahri facepalmed in embarisment.
  • Tong Fo: (Chuckles)... You got anything new?... You know, aside from your spontaneous restoration of your powers? (She was still silent)... Got your fur trimmed, new wardrobe, got neutered-
  • Pang Bing: SILENCE! (They all screamed)
  • Temutai: PLEASE DON'T KILL US!!! WE WERE JUST HELPING THE DRAGON WARRIOR AS A JOKE!!!.... Maybe that wasn't nessersarly a smart thing to say.
  • Tong Fo: "What my big friend means by that is, it wasn't anything personal. We just weren't comfirtable with the idea of being placed under a mind control spell."
  • Fung: YEAH! I mean, come on! We were waiting to ask you the membership cost! (Chuckles nerviously.)
  • Gahri facepalmed again.
  • Pang Bing:... I'm not buying it!
  • Fung:... (Throws his helmet on the ground) DARN IT!!
  • Pang Bing: Besides, your compliance isn't a factor here. You know what I am capable of! (She performs the mind-control spell on them and turns them into drones)... Now, just a few things to, seek out.

Villain Leage Fortress.

  • The Villain Leagers are seen having a party!
  • All, except, Junjie, Tai Lung, Makunga and Galaxhar, in Junjie's
  • Junjie: "Oh look at these fools, wasting their oppertunity to strike while the Lougers are least vulernable to party instead of being evil. I hate it when they do that! It's not proper villain behavior!"
  • Makunga: Tell me about it! In the wild there's no holiday curticy to just do what was nessersary!
  • Galaxhar: Well, it IS Christmas. We aren't allowed to act unless provoked. Trust me, the penalty for that is not pleasant. Especially during that Holder's Boulder incident last year.
  • Junjie: Yeah? Well, I'm sure we'll think of a way to prove that Christmas shouldn't hold a villain back.
  • Tai Lung: (Sighs) Don't you ever learn your lesson?
  • Junjie: Nope! And THIS... (Gets him in a Wuxi Finger Hold)... Says neither do you!
  • Tai Lung:... I'll behave!
  • Junjie: Good. So don't question me no matter what happened in the past. We need to-
  • (Shocktrooper): (On communication) BOSS!!! THERE'S A MAGICAL BOGEY COMING THIS WAY, AND IT'S TEARING OUR FORCES APART!!!
  • Cobra: WHAT?!? Put it on screen! (They see Pang Bing wreaking havoc and destroying henchman by henchman)... WHAT?!? PANG BING?! THAT CAT WITCH?!?
  • Voort: I didn't think she'd show up considering the producer's-
  • Cobra: WHO CARES?!? GET HER OUT OF THERE!!!
  • Thug Tug Head Thug: We'll take care of this! (They went out until he was heard being punched off into the distance screaming again)
  • Dennis: Well now, who would've seen THAT coming? (The doors were blasted open as Pang Bing floated in)
  • Pang Bing:... Alright, villain scum! I'm here to ask-
  • Mirage: YOU'RE GETTING NOTHING FROM US, YOU DISGRACEFUL FELINE!!! You are not welcome here no matter how tragic your past is. You're only a victim of outdated prejudice. I would NEVER recruit you if you were the last villain in the UUniverses!
  • Pang Bing: Oh, really? You think I came ALL this way just to ask for membership? No. I'm here to borrow some members.
  • Scar: Well, you can just forget it!
  • Cobra: Yeah. And if you think you can mind control some of us, then know that we have fail safes against that! You'll have to beat your desired members out of us.
  • Pang Bing:... Very well, then! Go ahead and hit me with your best shot.
  • Cobra:... Jafar?
  • Jafar: With pleasure! (He darts toward her until she destroys his lamp in a split second after he punches and impales a sneaking Ruber trying to do it to her) OH, BLAST, YOU LITTLE CHEATER- (SCREAMS IN PAIN AS THE PROCESS STARTS AGAIN)!
  • Ruber: I'm going down! (The two fell dead)
  • Pang Bing:... Is that the best you can do, or can I get my required members?
  • Cobra:... Kill her!
  • Pang Bing: (Chuckles) The hard way as usual, I see!

(The battle went in a similar fashion to this as Pang outsmarted them with her magic capabilities killing every villain in the process)

Villain Pub - The Boss Battle

Villain Pub - The Boss Battle

  • Junjie: "BY THE GODS, SHE CAN KICK ASS?!"
  • Tai Lung: "Yowza."
  • Makunga: "Well, not bad for a blantent violation to one of the producer's sacred rules."
  • Galaxhar: "Oh, Space Balls, she is kicking everyone's BUTT?!"
  • Scorpian came in and looked in shock, squiled abit and went into Junjie's room!
  • Junjie: "What the- Scorpian?! What's the matter, you old crome?"
  • Scorpian: "(Quietly) Don't you know who that is!?"
  • Makunga: "..... One bad ass pussy?"
Rimshot

Rimshot

  • Scorpian: "No you idiots! THAT'S, Pang Bing?!"
  • Galaxhar: "..... Lame. Kinda not a very exciting villain's name to be honest."
  • Scorpian: "Name's not the point you fools?! She is a powerful and anichent socceror of an order once meant to bring peace until an outdated discrimination problem lead to it's disbansion by a self-rightious and greedy emperor!"
  • Tai Lung: "Wait, magic existed in our world?"
  • Scorpian: "Why yes! As a matter of fact, thanks to magical pools from Equestia that mirror the vastness of space, even Chi exists as it is on our world."
  • Silence as Junjie and the Trio stared with confused faces.....
  • Scorpian: "..... Yes, I know it's beyond wack, just, roll with it."
  • Pang Bing was pretty much smacking Mirage repeating ino the wall in the fact until she's knocked out.
  • Slow clapping was heard, as Pang Big turned to see Fenghuang.
  • Fenghuang: "...... Very impressive. I honestly don't get why Mangy didn't want to include ya into the ranks."
  • Cobra was seen cowerding under the table.
  • Cobra: "To be fair, she's kind of a high risk because of her methods..... AND that tecnecally, she shouldn't even BE here because of the rules?! AND LET'S NOT IGNOR THE FACT THAT SHE BASICLY KILLED SOME OF OUR MEMBERS?! HAD IT NOT BEEN FOR RESERECTIONS, THAT WOULD'VE BEEN THE FINALE OF THE LEAGE'S LEGACY!?"
  • Fenghuang: "Oh, and I bet it's also because she's from a disbaned order that doesn't even have it's name recorded in history because it never got to..... Admitingly, I can see how that is an issue. Peace and Darkspawn get along like Garfiled and Mondays."
  • Pang Bing: "..... I, don't think I understand of what your refering to."
  • Fenghuang: "It's called Pop Culture references, sweetie."
  • Pang Bing: ".... Ahh, I see that you have been drunken by the odd cultures of outsider worlds, no doubt. Well, once I collect you and the fox, leopard and the scorpain, I think I might cleanse these thoughts."
  • Cobra: "HEY, WHY AM I NOT INCLUDED?! I'M FROM THAT WORLD TOO?! MY PARENTS LIVED THERE?!"
  • Pang Bing: "Tecnecally, your an alien migrent to my world since you aren't accreate to native cobras."
  • Fenghuang: "Also, your not canon."
  • Cobra: "..... That's fair."
  • Fenghuang: "Now, Pangy, before you go that far, consider this. By all means, your free to do what you want with Foxy, the wash-out and the wicked botentist of the west, but I, on the other hand, am worth something to you more then just another mind-controled drone with their pupels missing. Which by the way, that shit's freaky. I could make it that the Panda can't so easily pull a fast on you. You agree to this, and we take down the Lougers and their over-rated Shakira as a Gazelle friend, and I might garrentie to make Mangy reconsider his reversations about you."
  • Cobra: "NOT UNLESS THAT I'M SURE CYNDER ISN'T HARM FROM THIS?!"
  • Fenghuang: "..... Provided if daddy's little princess doesn't even get a bruze out of all this."
  • Pang Bing: "..... An admirable attempt for an offer, but I'm not interested in playing faux cult games with you people."
  • Cobra: "NOT A CU..... Actselly, admitingly, we are strangely cult-like now that I'm think about, and she did say "Faux", so, I guess it's not AS insulting."
  • Pang Bing: "I am only here to build an obedent and controled army to do my bidding, so I can make china appresiate what my order tried to do. So sorry owl. Your words are not as ineresting as your skills."
  • Fenghuang: "(Non-callently sighs). It's a shame. But I'll say this, I respect a woman who knows what she wants. I do have to inform you however...... (Darkly) I don't, take, rejection, well."
  • Fenghuang got into a defensive pose, activating one of the impossable moves.
  • Pang Bing: "Your persistent..... That will be useful to me."
  • Makunga: "Ohhh boy, we got ourselves a, "Cat Fight!"

The Rimshot played again

  • Galaxhar: "Dude, don't over-use the same joke video more then once! It tends to get old when you do that."
  • Makunga: Eh, I thought why not do it anyway? (A thundering sound was heard as Fenghuang was heard cawing in defeat as she was now a mind-controlled drone)
  • Pang Bing:... Last chance, Cobra! Either give me what I require, or this really WILL be the finale of the League's legacy.
  • Cobra:... They're all yours!
  • Junjie: "OH THAT IS SO TYPICAL OF YOU, MANG?!"
  • Junjie, Tai Lung, and Scorpain get levatated torwords Pang Bing!
  • Pang Bing: Excellent! (Uses the mind-control spell on Junjie, Tai Lung, and Scorpion)... Now then, let's focus our attention on the REST, shall we? As for you, Mang.... Go kiss the dead villains' boo-boos while I get the rest of my Winter Festival gifts. We've got a LOT to do. (She teleports away)
  • Cobra:... (Sighs)... I swear, if that pussycat appeared in this episode because the producer wanted her to go in a better life, then I am going to be SO pissed!
  • Etemon: I agree! That kitty's DYNAMITE!!! I shudder to think what would happen if she turned to good.

Spherus Magna, Scourge Empire Palace

  • A Chrismas-Eqsed Holiday, only centered on Makuta, was seen.
  • Subugated subjects are made to come to the festival in droves.
  • Meng Tao: "You see? I told you Dark Dragon would appresiate my idea for making a holiday dedicating to the great Makuta!"
  • Hundun: "Kinda lucky Makuta was cool with it too. Ordenarly, he'd be nothing but work like a farmer in the middle of an autem harvest festival feast."
  • Meng Tao: "Well, it's clear something needed to be done our unfortunate rotine rebelion problems, Hundun. It may not garrentie a great end of it, but at least it'll ease tension and any possable motivation to join rebelion factions."
  • Zhou Dan came in.
  • Zhou: "Try not to be overconfident in your silly holiday. It's at best a rip-off of a westerner holiday, only focusing on Makuta. If anything, it is also illegal to make holidays dedicated to Darkspawn by the High Council."
  • Meng Tao: "Oh, my dear Komodo Dragon, we're villains, remember? We don't obey the laws of our enemies. We're not a bunch of big-talk cowerds like the Leage!"
  • Zhou: "True, but that doesn't mean that the High Council is ALWAYS afraid of challnaging Dark Dragon. He may not budge as easily as the Leage's leaders, but that doesn't always mean he'll stand up to High Council enforcement attempts. Espeically since they gotten smart about trying to make us go by their rules by threatening to fund and support rebelions as a means to punish us."
  • Meng Tao: "A fair point. But as long as Chrismas continiously keeps them disracted, our holiday will go just as quickly as their's, and it'll be like it was never even there. You need to be more trusting to one of Dark Dragon's finest advisers."
  • A Guiena Pig came in bruzed and exhausted!
  • Hundun: ".... Looks like one of the rebelers wasn't festive this year."
  • Zhou: "No you fool, that's the spy we sent to watch for defelupments on the leage fortress! And it looks like they gotten wise."
  • Guiena Pig: "(Coughs)..... Not....... That...... There was a, far greater force........ A vast majority of the leage, either dead or wounded..... Even Mirage didn't stood a chance."
  • Meng Tao: "..... Ohhhhhhhhh! A worthy contender perhaps, for the Scougre Imperials? Mercurymon, hell, even the Dark Dragon, better yet, Makuta himself would love this villain! If the leage can't handle this villain, safe to say that the Lougers won't fair better! We must aquire this badass to join our ranks! By holidays end, we can start off 2017 with a new age of Scourge Imperial control!"
  • Zhou: "Don't get too excited! Remember. Anything that's a serious threat to those Malefor lovers, can be just as dangerious to us. Spy, who was this villain?"
  • Guinea Pig: "She...... She called herself..... Pang Bing."
  • Hundun gasped!
  • Hundon: "...... Uh oh...... The Crazy Cat Witch."
  • Meng Tao: "Wait..... Pang Bing? The weird old bitty servent? How, How can that be? She's just a senile old cat lady?"
  • Hundun: "...... Uhhhhhhhh..... About that...... Meng, promise me you won't be mad like the fury of a thoundson suns, but...... There's something I must confess like a convicted criminal or a lover admiting his/her true feelings."
  • Meng Tao made a surprised face as this was heard!
BUM BUM BUMMMM!!!!

BUM BUM BUMMMM!!!!

Inside the infirmery.

  • Meng Tao: "YOU DID WHAT!?"
  • Hundun: "In all fairness, I kinda had to! She was gonna mindwarp everyone in the world! Including bad guys! If it helps, it was purely a relucent allience meant to help ourselves!"
  • Meng Tao: "THAT MUCH I'LL EVENTUALLY GROW TO FORGIVE!? IT'S THE MATTER OF THAT YOU HAD EARNED THE SCOUGRE A DANGERIOUS ENEMY IS THE PROBLEM?! IF EVEN THE LEAGE COULD BARELY HANDLE HER, IMAGINE HOW SHE WOULD HURT THE SCOURE IMPERIALS!?"
  • Hundun: "...... I, would imagine that, it would suck."
  • Meng Tao: "I think, it's possable to re-earn her favor. We'll send the Dark Hunters to assassinate the Panda for inspiring you and certain others to work against her! That way, if that fat idiot is dead, we can get to good terms with her."
  • Hundun: "Kinda doubt it. She's clearly a very grudgeful cat if she's still mad at socity over what a long gone form of discrimation did to her. She is likely also broken by what happened to the other members of her order, which, possabily, are like her sisters, or something."
  • Meng Tao: ".... Damn! Then we'll have to simply capture her and see if Makuta can cleased these vengeful feelings to our benifit! Zhou, stay with the spy, we're going to seek out Mercurymon."
  • Hundun and Meng Tao left as Zhou Dan sighed relucently as he looked at the spy on the bed.
  • Zhou: "Just so you know, I am NOT gonna give you a sponge bath."
  • The Spy began to look at Shou with an eerie smile.
  • Zhou: "........ Try painting a picture. It'll be less likely to skin you alive."
  • The Guinei Pig spy began to laugh, as his voice changed to become more and more faminate and familier.

Elsewhere.

  • Meng Tao was trying to contact Mercurymon on the communications, which conviently, Mercurymon contacted them!
  • Mercurymon: "My good friend Meng Tao! I have an urgentness to report!"
  • Meng Tao: "So do I, good friend, and it's related to Hundun's past blunders."
  • Mercurymon: "Allow me to go first since I have the greatest urgency. Our Guiena Pig Spy for the Leage was found in a slave outpost heavily wounded. After some througoh investigations, we ruled out any vengeful slave or even a rebeler in disguise. The leage appeared to be particularly merciless on him."
  • Meng Tao: "What?! But, how can that be? We already found him first and sent him to the infirmery!"
  • Mercurymon: "WHAT!? Ok, either your trying a holiday prank at a bad time, or you drank too much Eggnog, because the spy's RIGHT HERE?!"
  • Mercurymon points to the spy being attended to by enslaved medical staff.
  • Meng Tao: "..... But that..... That..... That's impossable! I.... I saw that guiena pig with my own eyes!"
  • Mercurymon: "Then I suspect that you may've picked up a ballsy rebeler master in duisguise who somehow knew of this spy's misfortune..... Or something worse. Some of the doctors say that he was harmed by something that's neither rebeler or a bad business outing with the leage..... In fact, the spy keeps crying "Pang Bing, Pang Bing"! That sounds like the sound effect of a very weird toy gun if you ask me."
  • Hundun and a confidence losing Meng Tao looked at eachother with fear.
  • Hundun: "........ I GOTTA SAVE ZHOU?!"
  • A scream was heard?!
  • Hundun: "ZHOU! I'M COMING?! (RUNS OFF, LEAVING A SCARED OUT OF HIS MIND MENG TAO ALONE!) AND NO, IT'S NOT A JOKE FOR THE INTERNET TO ENJOY!?"
  • Meng Tao: "NO YOU FOOL, DON'T CHARGE WITHOUT BACK UP?!"
  • From a far distence, another scream was heard as a far distence blue light was seen!
  • Meng Tao: "(Hyperventalates)! MERCURYMON!? ALARM ALL IMPERIALS, EVACUATE THE SLAVES, AND SEND ALL IMPERIAL FORCES INBOUND!? THIS THREAT ISN'T TO BE TAKEN LIGHTLY!? THIS THREAT PRACTICLY DESTROYED THE VILLAIN LEAGE LIKE IT WAS JUST A BUNCH OF LAMBS TO A SLAUGHTERHOUSE!? I REPEAT, THIS THREAT, IS NOT-?!"
  • Suddenly, electrisity came from nowhere and damaged the communications power, along side the power of the Dark Dragon Scougre Empire.
  • Meng Tao started to panic and tried to get the depowered communicater working dispite it's obvious lack of power?!
  • Meng Tao: "MERCURYMON?! MERCURYMON?! NO?! NO?! (Starts to shed tears in fear and anxity!) This, this can't be happening!?"
  • Meng Tao panicly looked around and see mostly darkness baring the light of the windows from the moon......
  • Meng Tao was breathing heavily.....
  • Meng Tao was looking around, when he saw a brief glimse of Cat Eyes staring at him from the far end of the hall, then when he looked away briefly, he turned quickly back and saw that the eyes were gone.
  • Meng Tao, scared beyond his wits, brought out his swords!
  • Meng Tao was stressing out, struggling not to blink!
  • He blink once, and suddenly, Pang Bing stood on one of the shines of the windows!
  • Meng Tao screamed like a girl, and turned and ran away!
  • Meng Tao ran as he looked back to a slowly walking Pang Bing following.
  • Meng Tao: "NO? GET BACK?! GET BACK?!"
  • Meng Tao ran across the hall, and into the imperial kitchen!
  • Meng Tao went to the cupboards, opened them, hide in it, then closing it up!
  • Meng Tao stopped breathing, kept as quiet as possable, not even to give out a sob of fear, as slow and quiet steps were heard.
  • Meng Tao: "(Quietly) Don't make a sound."
  • His Communicatoer was heard acting up and Meng Tao quietly and quickly grabbed it to answer it to prevent an indication that he's here!
  • Meng Tao quietly answered it!
  • (Mercurymon): "Meng Tao, could you care to explain why the power went out!? That stupid doctor from the Chip and Dale Rescue Rangers said his generator would work this-"
  • Meng Tao: "(Scared and Quietly) Please be quiet?!"
  • Mercurymon: "...... I, never fancy you as one who's scared of the dark."
  • Meng Tao: "(As before) QUIET?! Listen! (Waits until the footsteps have ceased)...... No, it's not that by the way! I'm afraid to say that the spy we had was an imposter, and it's safe to assume that it was the one who attacked that spy so SHE can take her place?! "Pang Bing" was a name of a vengeful cat witch who Hundun defeated in a relucent allience with the Panda and several others?! And now, she's after him, and assumingly gotten him along with Zhou Dan?! And now she's after me?! She took out the communications AND the power in one fell swoop!? And remember what I said! She's not to be taken lightly! She practicly destroyed the Villain Leage!? I need help now!?"
  • Silence.......
  • Meng Tao: "...... Mercurymon?"
  • Different voice: "I'm afraid to inform you, that I already went to make sure, your mirror beast friend can't help you....."
  • The Communicater shut off.....
  • Meng Tao was scared beyond belief, as the footsteps returned, as they appear to be heading in the kitchen.
  • Meng Tao: "..... No..... No, nonononononononono?!"
  • Meng Tao pulled out a teleport device that'll take him to a safe place!
  • Meng Tao: "(Presses as quickly as he can) Please, please, please, hurry up!?" (A magical discharge caused the teleporter to malfunction and blow up)... Mommy... (After 6 silent seconds, Pang Bing ripped off Five Night's A Freddy's and jumpscared Meng as she zapped him and everything faded in black)...

Meanwhile...

  • Dark Dragon:... WHAT THE DEUCE?!? WHERE'S MENG TAO?!? WHY IS THE POWER OUT?!? I DEMAND TO KNOW WHAT IS GOING ON!!!
  • ???: Oh, I assure you, your associate is in good hands, dragon! (Cackles)
  • Dark Dragon: WHO ARE YOU?!? SHOW YOURSE- (Hundun, Meng Tao, and Zhou Dan came in as mind-controlled drones that pinned him down while a silhouetted Pang Bing ended up turning him into a small lizard of the same coloration, as he gained a squeaky voice)... WHAT THE F***?!?
  • Pang Bing: Looks like Christmas is ruined for you once again, Dark Dragon! And I couldn't have done it without Hundun after he foolishly decided to help the Dragon Warrior into defeating me.
  • Dark Dragon:... You're LYING! Hundun would NEVER side with-
  • Pang Bing: Would he when I would have him under my control when I was THIS close to ruling China? Now, he has allowed me to track him down with my newly-restored magic and come here to be a party-pooper so I can get ALL the villains from my world to aid in my cause.
  • Dark Dragon: YOU MEMBER-STEALING P****!!! I'LL DESTROY YOU!!! (Fails to use his flame breath due to his new form)...
  • Pang Bing: Don't bother trying to fight back. You're pretty much useless as a lizard.
  • Dark Dragon: YOU THINK SO?!? FORCES, I COMMAND YOU TO- (To them, he was speaking lizard)...
  • Pang Bing: They cannot understand you. They only respond to you, and when you're a lizard that has been magically made to talk a different language only unsentient lizards can understand, you're pretty much useless.
  • Dark Dragon:... TURN ME BACK THIS INSTANT!!!
  • Pang Bing: Or what? (Comes face-to-face with him as the scale was seen) You'll bite me? Good luck getting back to normal, little guy! Come, you three! There is only ONE last place to visit. (They left)
  • Dark Dragon:... (Growls) I am going to turn her into a naked cat when I get my true form back!

Nefarious Space Station

  • Team Nefarious were enjoying a very unconventional (but not surprising) chrismas where they had carboard cut-outs and posters of the Lougers and their allies being humiliated and defaced by Team Nefarious members, while a parody music plays.
Go Cops! - Lucky Star AMV

Go Cops! - Lucky Star AMV

  • Taotie was seen enjoying a drink, while Bian Zao playing Angry Birds on his Ipad.
  • Taotie: "Now, son, I know your still abit peeved about losing one of Master Yao's Kung Fu abilities alittle while back. But in all fairness, even reguardless of the canon episode in the Legend of Awesomeness series, the High Council could've corrected it themselves. They've been known to be VERY persistent!"
  • Bian Zao: "I told you 6 times already dad, it never bothered me in the slightest. I didn't really cared."
  • Taotie: "Glad to know son, cause no son of mine would ever be a kung fu master when I'm around, no sir-y-bob!"
  • A Panicly Message Bot flew in and slammed into Dr. Nefarious while he was enjoying himself!
  • Dr. Nefarious: "DOOOOOOOOOW?! (Looks angerly at the message bot) WHAT'S THE BIG IDEA, MESSAGE BOT!? CAN'T YOU SEE WE HAD A PARTY TO CELEBRATE!?"
  • The Message Bot played the message!

Inside Message.

  • Lord Cobra was seen clearing his throat as Shock Troopers and Galaxhar clones were seen gathering the fallen.
  • Lord Cobra: "Good doctor, I know you and I don't exactly consider ourselves, "friends", but I am reguardless obligated to give you a friendly warning! There is a highly dangerious anti-villain going around and capturing villains of Dreamsworks China. This anti-villain has kidnapped Junjie, Tai Lung, Scorpian, why, even Fenghuang wasn't safe! Then, I recently discovered that the entire prisoner population of Sure Gum have been taken prior. Now, when I was gonna alarm the Scougre Imperials, it appears that I was too late. Though they weren't that badly harmed, they are without power, some members have been, through a dark and humorious fastion, been inconvinenced to a high degree. For exsample..... (Chuckles), Dark Dragon was redused to be a tiny lizard.... (Chuckles, but then gets serious) AHEM! Anyway, by obligation, I do have to give you this warning. Beware of the Cat Witch, Pang Bing..... In fact, I think your little warthog friend might better explain that. Cobra out..... And beware....."

Message ends.

  • All of Team Nefarious looked concerningly at the message bot.
  • Taotie was trying to sneak away while the going's good.
  • Dr. Nefarious: "................ Lawerence...... Bring me Taotie....."
  • Lawerence: "Warp?"
  • Warp: (He used his rocket-punch ability to knock Taotie and his son to the ground as Nefarious grabbed the both of them with a comically-pissed off expression)
  • Nefarious:... CARE TO EXPLAIN THIS, IDIOTS?!?
  • Taotie:... Uh... I... Uh...
  • Bian Zao: Dad and some of the other Legends of Awesomeness villains were forced to help out Po and this dorky new emperor to prevent a cat witch named Pang Bing from mind-controlling all of China and, by tecnecal extention, us along with it.
  • Taotie: SHOW SOME TACT, SON!!!
  • Bian Zao: Tact is lame!
  • Dr. Nefarious: YOU INSOLENT FOOLS!! (He blasted them to a wall as they fell dazed) HOW COULD YOU GO ALL HERO LIKE THAT?!?
  • Taotie: Hey, look, boss, I bet you would've done the same if there was someone like her willing to mind-control ALL of the UUniverses, assuming she was gonna go that far, and, based on her orgin story, she could've certainly been ballsy enough to do such after china was to be congured.
  • Lawrence:... To be fair, that is a good point, sir. I'm sure not even VILLAINS would wanna be mind-controlled by another.
  • Nefarious: Reguardless, that means that if even the LEAGE and those turncoats can't handle her, I shudder to think what she would do to us!?
  • Zurg: "Well thanks to that snake socceror, at least we know it's coming. We can be able to defend outselves!"
  • Nefarious: Ah,you're right, Zurg! We have nothing to worry about! We've got enough magic, AND SCIENCE, with us as it is.
  • Bellwether: (Came in) I'm pretty sure THEY won't be enough to stop this 'cat sorceress', sir. If that sorceress can outsmart even the Villain League and the Dragon Scourge, then there's no reason to say that we will be any different. Heck, even the actselly cool AND powerful members might not stand too much of a chance. The least powerful ones? (Laughs abit, then gets serious) She'll go through them like catnip. I suggest we get everything in our power to prepare for this attack.
  • Dr. Nefarious: Well, fine! If that kitty cat wants to play rough, who am I to argue? (Right in Lawrence's face) LAWRENCE?!?
  • Lawrence: Right away, sir!

Later.

  • Nefarious Troopers and Hornets are preparing the greatest of defences.
  • Taotie and Bain were seen in their rooms, locked up.
  • Taotie: "Well this is just PEACHY! All because I had to get involved with the Panda, even if it's to mainly protect my genius mind from being malmitulated by a crazy witch, we now have to worry about the revenge of the witch, AND Dr. Nefarious being mad at us! Lesson learned, Bain. A villain ALWAYS has to be cautious about accepting even the briefest of alliences from heroes!?"
  • Bian Zao: "Dad, don't ya think that maybe the doc's over reacting? I mean, she may be powerful, but I doubt she can be able to find a space station in a mostly uncharted area in space. On top of that, not to many folks even travel to the center of the united universes, so why worry?"
  • Taotie: "Son, keep in mind that magic is never to be underestimated."
  • Bian Zao: "But if that's true, then why does Morgana suck as a magic user and that Zigzag's clearly being a fraud?"
  • Zigzag/Morgana: "WE HEARD THAT?!"
  • Taotie: "Trust me on this son, Pang Bing is neither amature or fruadulent! That magic is as legit as my great genius!"
  • Bian Zao: "......"
  • Taotie: "..... Ok, better exsample. She's like the Lougers' Merlin, but on magic steriods, is a female cat, and has possability been around longer then he has..... Though I'll say this, she managed to kept good for a centeries old witch. Why, I was expecting her to be WAY older looking, I'm talking so old, she would've made Oogway look like a Kindergardener! (Laughs as Bian Zao began to show legit fear)! Heck, she could be older then Oogway if the origin story's any indication! In fact, I- (Sees that his son was frozen in fear, and turned to see a calm, but clearly offended Pang Bing)..... I have a feeling that what I said, may've not been very smart to say-"
  • Pang Bing jump-scared the two as screams were heard as magic flashes were seen!
  • Dr. Nefarious sees this.....
  • Dr. Nefarious: "Son of a....... WOW SHE'S GOOD!? BUT I'M GONNA BE BETTER?! TROOPERS?! HORNETS?! SCAT THAT CAT!?"
  • The Hornets and Nefarious Troopers of all kinds charged en masse!
  • Garble: "Ha! Let's see her nine lives protect her from that!" (A Protomantis fired at her, but she used her magic to redirect the blasts all over as it hit multiple troopers at once)
  • Dr. Nefarious:... KEEP ATTACKING!!!! ALL AT ONCE!!! (Other forces surrounded her and fired at the same time, but Pang Bing teleported away, causing them all to literally shoot themselves)... Maybe I should've taken that Genie's joke seriously and advised them NOT to surround her in a circle with guns.
  • Bellwether: You think?
  • ???: Hello, Nefarious! (Pang Bing appeared behind them)
  • Nefarious:... Son of a BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!! (She zapped him into being glitched up again as he was now stuck in the same out-of-control signaling that caused his death in Crack in Time)
  • Pang Bing:... Don't think slapping him will help this time. He'll be stuck like that all month. The least you can do is enjoy him as an entertainment show.
  • Bellwether: Well, THAT'S inconvenient!
  • Lawrence: Well, I guess we have no choice but to surrender.
  • Pang Bing: That's a GOOD robot! So... (Clears throat)... Any OTHERS from my world within your ranks?
  • Lawrence:... I'm pretty sure Taotie and his son were the only ones.
  • Pang Bing:... At least this didn't took to long. AND I have the satisfaction of crippling another villain leader. And at least it was short, cause I have a meeting to attend to..... Farewell, and, "Merry Christmas"! (She teleported away with Taotie and his son)
  • Bellwether: "........ Oh, mutton chops."

Wu Hu's hideout, The Crackhole.

  • The Crackhole patrons were seen waiting about, when winds and magic engry wer heard.
  • Wu Hu: "..... Look alive, everyone. The cat's coming out of the bag."

This song plays as Pang Bing makes a magicly dramatic enterence.

The Horned King (score) - The Black Cauldron OST

The Horned King (score) - The Black Cauldron OST

  • Mama Xei: "Mi'lady Pang Bing! (Starts cleaning up the floor and placing a red carpet) How was your little collectathon for the biggest names in this world's villainy?"
  • Pang Bing: "Too disappointingly easy. One would think, that three of the most infamous villain teams, would offer at least some form of a real challnage."
  • Mama Xei: "Oh I know what you mean! Mainstreams never live up to the hype! That's what's the indie crowd's for!"
  • Wu Hu: "So, did you get what your looking for?"
  • Pang Bing: "Well, the collection's shy by at least certain others, but still.... (Makes the hypnotised KFP villains appear) Not bad for a starter pack."
  • Wu Hu: "Wow! When you say your gonna score big, you deliver and more! You even snagged members of the Leage and the Scourge Imperials!..... Team Nefarious, I'm not too surprise. Not exactly heavy hitters to be honest."
  • Mama Xei: "So, now that we have some of the Dragon Warrior's greatest rouge's gallery...... What, exactly are we suppose to do with them?"
  • Pang Bing did a spell that made them look like they weren't under control by making their pupels visable.
  • Pang Bing: "The first step, is a simple one..... Make the heroes believe that they're dealing with another case of this fox's usual antics."
  • Wu Hu: "Ahh, fake them out with what looks like a typical Junjie sceame, eh? Cool, cool. But since these are like guys that were clearly beaten before, what's exactly step 2?"
  • Pang Bing: "Step two is..... More Complex. After some, "Defeats", I'll have my puppets lead the Lougers to chase them, seperating their strong, from their weak. We'll ambush the strong first, with the aide of my magic. The weak will be handled without magic for, clear reasons. That is where you and your follwowers come in, Wu Hu."
  • Wu Hu: "Ahhh, go for the ol' surprise party trick, huh? I can dig it."
  • Mama Xei: "And the rest....?"
  • Pang Bing: "Simply put..... I'll improvise from there. Because no one, not even someone of my power, can predict what those heroes pull out of their sleves. Espeically not this New Uniter."
  • Wu Hu: "Well, I'm not sure if this interest you, but those assassins we had, have reported that, well, the Uniter is NOT in good graces with the Council. And over Quack! You can safely bet that asshole mallard is gonna do something to punish Gazelle for disappointing him. And with that guy, it could be anything."
  • Pang Bing: "..... Which either way, could be of benefit to us. The Uniter being disabled either way decreses the risk factor of this plan, but that's not to say they are hopeless without the Uniter."
  • Mama Xei: "Oh yes. They HAD managed before WITHOUT her, so it isn't much of a handicap as it is a demotion."
  • Pang Bing: "But with careful planning..... It'll be a costly demotion to them."
  • Wu Hu: "Should we like, make sure that Quack goes through with it?"
  • Pang Bing: "No need. He's already gonna do it himself."

Imperial Palace

  • Gazelle was seen resting on the edge of the pond, looking at her reflection. She was alone as even Duke wasn't seen, as it's assume she went to reflect on herself to figure out her understanding on how this world works.
  • Quack was walking in.
  • Quack was seen holding a mysterious magic bottle, and drips some of it into some herbal tea.
  • Quack began to approuch Gazelle, who heard his footsteps and donned a disinterested, disappointed face, but doesn't look at him.
  • Gazelle: "..... What do you want, Quack?"
  • Quack: "Young miss, I want to believe that we gotten off on the wrong foot. I wager you were only wishing to spend time with your families, only to be rob of it because of obligation. Now, try not to be too sad. The path of the Uniter, is typically a lonely one. They usually only follow a solo wonderor's life..... At least, supposingly."
  • Gazelle: "..... You are the last person I ever want to talk to me."
  • Quack: "Now, madam, try to consider things in my persective..... In a world dominated by the martical art kung fu, I am one of the very few and rare magic users here. There, was once a time where that wasn't a case, way before both of our times. A long time ago, magic was once just as previlent in this world as it can be in others....... But sadly..... People tend, to fear, anything greater then them, and/or, if they can't easily comprehend it's beautiful secrets. In the days before Kung Fu was born, magic was once, unfairly treated. And why? It wasn't because of Bao Sa Mao, though it helped little, because magic discrimination, existed for far longer then before the time of the elks. Though Bao was a painful nail in the coffin, it wasn't the first...... So the real reason for people to be against magic? Who can say..... Though possability, it's simply a case of people judging before they gotten to know something, and, never realising on how great the would've could've been had magic remained around."
  • Gazelle: "(Understood his words well and started to open up)...... Well, if it helps, magic isn't truely gone in this world...... Maybe not in it's truest form, but it exists in Kung Fu. And that of Chi. I had been told that magic in our universes is supplied by the world of Equestia through magic pools that look like your looking into the universe..... And si, I know it's too muy radical to believe, but sometimes, truth is stranger then fiction."
  • Quack: "Oh don't worry, as one of the very few of those who practiced magic, I'm no stranger to this, albeit unexpected truth. But know this. Kung Fu and Chi, like many other things pools help create, are deviations from true magic. It is why these forces are vastly different from true magic, and why magic itself in other-worlds, is never alike. But, the only thing greater then even magic.... Is the power of kingdom hearts. It's beyond any form of magic. Even to the powers of gods. And what makes this power commonly feared, is how we know mostly little to barely none about how it works. And a very few number that do, end up becoming dark former shells of themselves, or simply are never seen again. And Keyblades like the Uniter, are the very few links to understanding Kingdom Hearts' power. And without succumbing to it. Miss Gazelle..... Your Uniter Blade, is more then just the over-glorifived peace keeper it's being intended as.... It is also, the greatest gift of the good side of Kingdom Hearts' power. A power, even the High Council have only began to understand.... It is a remarkable gift, given to very few, and it's best, not to be sqoundered. Less you be left into being unable to properly provide for the Uniter Blade's abilities. And trust me.... To lose this gift, would be the most horrorable thing for anyone who's lucky to have this. I know, I would be in self louthing and regret if I were to lose my magic abilities..... Please understand, Miss Gazelle...... When I act out like this, I meant no ill will. I did it because I am trapped in sadness, that I am among the very few people who still have true magic. I know, it's needlessly cruel and aggresive, but can I help it, when the comman man, did the same thing to true magic in this world? You could only barely imagine on how true magic would've made this world even more peaceful then what Kung Fu can do on it's own. In fact, some of the worse villains, were accsidental creations of Kung Fu, and magic, could've saved them. But because of it's downfall, though Kung Fu has kept the peace the best of it's undoubtable ability, I often weep in wondering.... How much, magic could've helped?"
  • Gazelle began to lose his hatred for Quack and understood him better.
  • Gazelle: "..... I may, not agree to your methods, but, I understand the reasons behind them..... I.... I never shouldn't've been hard on you."
  • Quack: "No need. When one dons the kind of behavior I process, it's only to be expected to be called out on it. But like I said..... One like myself, cannot help it, when you are one of the very few remaining magic users, in a world dominated by Martical Arts and the deviantion of magic known as Chi. This is why I try to appresiate and love my rare gift as much as I could..... And you.... Should do the same....."
  • Gazelle: "...... Quack, you have my word, that I'll most certainly appresiate what I have as the Uniter."
  • Quack: "Thank you for this, Miss Gazelle. Now, as a token of good will, I will like to give you this dilieious herbal tea. It's my family's recipe.
  • Quack gives Gazelle the tea.
  • Quack: "Now, if you need of me, I'll simply return overseeing the upcoming dinner. It should be done soon enough."
  • Quack leaves.
  • Gazelle: "Gracias, Quack. And your right about one thing. I just don't know what to do without the powers bestowed by the Uniter Blade. I would hate to be unable to be of great aide to my friends."
  • Quack was far enough from Gazelle's earshot and sight to be able to deminstragit a sneaky grin.
  • Quack: "(Quickly) Ohh, you'll learn to better appresiate your powers all right..... After my curse tea robs them from you, for 10, weeks. (Chuckles quietly and sinisterly.)"
  • Gazelle gave the tea a brief smell, and proceed to drink it.
  • She briefly stopped because of the of taste!
  • Gazelle: "Ay crumba! I mean no respect to Quack's family, but this tea tasted very strong, and, kinda off. I mean, I can respect having different tastes, but-"
  • Gazelle suddenly began to cough violently as she fell to the floor, struggling to breath, as her body glowed as strong looking magic is causing her uniter powers to be deactivated!
  • After a harrowing while, the glow stopped, and Gazelle was relitively normal, though noticingly weaker.
  • Gazelle: "(Groans, moans....)...... What kind of tea was that?"
  • Gazelle gets up pitifully wobbling.
  • Gazelle: "(Weakly) I need to get to the others, I think Quack drugged me with something."
  • Gazelle was weakly moving forword, though she picked up the pace to give at least a small jog.

Feast Room.

  • The Feast was just about ready.
  • Our heroes, Lu Kang, Woo and Hu, Ming, and the Councilers are all present at the imperial table.
  • Gazelle's seat was noticingly empty.
  • Duke: "..... How come Gazelle didn't show up yet?"
  • Tigress: "I suppose she's likely still trying to surpass her feelings."
  • Icky: "Or on her period."
  • Gilda bonked him!
  • Icky: "OW!?..... In all fairness, that is to be expected."
  • Lord Shen: "Oh worry not, I'm sure Gazelle will join us in time for the-"
  • Gazelle was seen, weakfully pushing the door aside, breathing heavily.
  • The Lougers, Little Foot and Friends, Hu and Woo, Ming, Lu Kang, and even the majority of the councilers but Quack gasped.
  • Granny Gricky: "Looks like somebody wasn't eating enough of their vegitables."
  • Ducky: "I don't think that's it, oh no no no!"
  • Cera: "YEAH THAT ISN'T THE CASE!? SHE LOOKS LIKE SHE JUST GOT SICK WHILE STRAVING FOR DAYS!?"
  • Duke: "KID!?"
  • Duke zoomed across the room to meet up with the weaken Gazelle, as the Lougers, Littlefoot and friends with Gricky riding on Spike, Woo, Hu, and Ming came quickly to her aide.
  • Lu Kang got up, clumsly and awkwordly, fumbles about and came to her aide as well!
  • Quack was seen still siting at his chear, grinning.
  • Duke tries to keep Gazelle steady, helped by Gilda.
  • Duke: "Your gonna be okay, Gazz. Just tell me, what happened?"
  • Gazelle: "(Weezes heavily)....... (Weakly points to Quack)......"
  • Shifu: "......... I was afraid of this....."
  • Lord Shen: "Wha, the, wha, COUNCILER, WHAT IS THE MEANING OF THIS?!"
  • Hu: "Well, it's obvious that her cursed poor miss Gazelle into being...... I'm not sure what he did, but it's clear he did it."
  • Quack: "Ahh alas, I had been found out. But what can you all really do? Any attempts after me will be met with simular fates."
  • Po: "HOW COULD YOU, YOU CREEPY DUCK?! And I am not just calling you out, cause.... I kinda wanna know, HOW?! Gazelle is suppose to be untouchable, like, a hot and sexy sentiental with a good singing voice!"
  • Tigress: "Did you really had to go with that discribtion?"
  • Quack: "Well, yes, a standerd Curse Tea wouldn't be able to effect a thing like a Uniter, but...... Being prepared always helps the best magdition. I had some aide from an anichent Lightfly spell book I found from an anichent Lightfly base when Dreamworks China was once the epicenter of a terratory feud between them and the Mothrons..... (Laughs smugly)..... And would you BELIEVE, they neglected trinkets like it? Thanks to it and my creativeness with potaions, I was able to make THIS! (Brings out the potion) A Uniter Depoweror in a bottle!"
  • Icky: "Ohhhhhhhhh, GREAT! I knew the series was gonna give our ultamate trump card a loophole plot device SOMEWHERE in this season?!"
  • Panic: "Just our luck, he went Hades on us!"
  • Quack: "I used this depoweror potion to not only depower her given powers for 10 weeks, but it has the additional side-effect of also affecting her natrol abilities. As deminstraighted by her.... Condition."
  • Patrick: "Is that why she's like that? Ohhhh, I thought it was because she became a zombie."
  • Squidward face palmed!
  • Quack: "Oh don't worry, as always, my curses are temporary. Several weeks later and she'll be good as new.... Along with newfound respect to the great Quack Ku Xun the Magdition! Just like any and all who dared question me and dare criticsize the greatness that magic offers?!"
  • Gazelle: "...... Why do this to me, Quack?"
  • Quack: "Like I told you in the garden.... It's nothing personal. Just business. I am also doing you a faver. You clearly lacked the understanding of disapleane and respect to your superiors, so I desided to inspire that in you by taking away that speical gift, for 10 weeks! That way, when you know that disrespect has consinquence, you'll be MUCH more obedient and respectful to the will of the Council should we need you misfits for something."
  • Mantis: "..... YOU CRAZY DUCK-BILLED LAWFUL JERK!? DO YOU EVEN WATCH OUR SHOW?!..... Oh right, Anichent China...... WHAT I MEAN IS, EVERYTIME WE GO ON HOLIDAY, VACATION OR EVEN JUST TRY TO CHILL, A NEW PROBLEM COMES OUT OF NOWHERE?! IT'S LIKE BAD GUYS DON'T KNOW THE MEANING OF THE WORD "BREAK" ANYMORE?! WHAT IF A MAJOR PROBLEM OCCURES AND GAZELLE CAN'T ADIQUITELY HELP US?!"
  • Hu: "If so, good Counciler, in all due respect, that could mean that your guiilty of compromising a hero, and with a petty, cruel and unusual punishment no less! Not to mention, I hear that the Lightflies don't take kindly to their magic being misused."
  • Quack: "You were NOT permited to speak, Hu! (To the Lougers) And besides Lougers, you mainly only use her for the greatly serious threats, like that of Kai! Aside from that, you have proven that even before the uniter, you had handled problems on your own! Also, I am protected by two powers..... Magic, and the Law!...... But alchourse, Diplomatic Immunity helps too, againist legal rechourse."
  • Icky: "I KNEW HE WAS GONNA SAY THAT?!"
  • Quack: "Also, to be fair, she is guilty of desrespecting the council AND the Emperor, so by all accounts, it is a legally acceptable punishment."
  • Crane: "But this, (points to Gazelle's condition), CLEARLY goes against the ethics of punishment! Not even being part of an anichent traditionalist world, is this acceptable?! Also, Diplomatic Immunity, CAN be removed if it has been proven that you had been unethical, and this, plus your history alone, those of which in of themselves, are worthy of a legal rechourse EVEN Diplomatic Immunity can't protect you from?!"
  • Quack: "True, but I gotten the immunity from the last emperor, Lu Kang's grandfather, and he respected me and my magic enough, to make it that Lu Kang, even as emperor, can't be allowed to undo it."
  • Po: "SERIOUSLY?!"
  • Lu Kang: "(Sighs), It's true guys. I'm sorry. It's because Grand-dad meant for Quack to try and encourage me to be a tougher emperor. I was barely lucky to even talk him out of keeping the Permit system around."
  • Quack: "If only because that sadly, it is legitamently flawwed. But make no mistake.... I will not be afraid to coherse this whiny idiot to insteal a FAR more compidently buildt permit system in it's place, with even STRICTER rules and MORE people to sign and approve of it, along with additions of serve punishments to any that defy it, and I will unapologenicly seek it out, unless you accept what my judgement is on your flawwed Uniter and never bring this up again in the feast!? And be warn that the same will apply to if you tried to do anything AFTER the feast, just so we're clear..... Is that understood, Masters of the Jade Palace?"
  • Shifu: "Quack, please, her reaction is mainly because she's passionate for the lives of others, you can't really punish her for looking out for their well being and-"
  • Quack: "(Gets angry with King Sombra eyes) I SAID IS THAT CLEAR, MASTERS OF THE JADE PALACE?!"
  • Everyone was taken aback by that.
  • Shifu: "...... Alchourse, Magdition Quack..... Your word is law."
  • Quack calmed down as his eyes returned to normal.
  • Quack: "Good. Now come up to the feast and enjoy yourselves."
  • The Heroes were about to relucently join in, until a panicy servent barged in!
  • Servent: "AN ARMY OF OUR NATIVE VILLAINS ARE ATTACKING THE CAPITAL, THE GUARDS ARE OVERWEALMED?!"
  • Quack: "WHAT?!"
  • Ming: "..... (Gives a stern look at Quack)..... Congradulations, Quack. You picked a bad time to have another curse."
  • Hu: "Indeed. A grave mistake."
  • Quack: "...... HEROES?! BY COUNCIL DECREE, I COMMAND YOU HEROES TO DO WHAT YOU DO BEST AND DEFEAT THIS DISGRACEFUL UPRISING?!"
  • Shifu: "....... Very well...... But it won't be because of your orders...... It's because we have to!"
  • Lord Shen: "Weaselton, stay with Miss Gazelle, she's in no condition to fight!"
  • Ming helps balence Gazelle.
  • Ming: "I'll take her back to the imperial garden."
  • Gazelle: "(Weakly) Guys, please, I wanna help."
  • Gilda: "Your barely even in a position to handle a Parasprite! I'm sorry Gazz, but Shen made a good call benching you!"
  • Merlin: "Indeed! Also that this is clearly a Lightfly disaplentary spell used to reign in Uniters when they are in danger of going rouge! Even with Magilo, trying to remove this spell without Lightfly magic is dishastoriously dangerious unless you have ingredients from the Lightfly Planet! Without them, I might end up taking away both natural and given abilities as well! I might even end up making it that you can't be the Uniter anymore without proper procautions!"
  • Gazelle: "(Weakly) No! Please. You have to let me help. Something, doesn't feel right. It feels too convinent for a villain attack to happen."
  • Po: "Gazelle, please, your not even in the condition to fight Melman!"
  • Melman: "HEY?!"
  • Shifu: "Po's right. Your barely even a threat to a less dangerious foe like Fung or Taotie without one of his crazy inventions, let alone the likes of Junjie or Meng Tao."
  • Gazelle: "(Weakly) But, guys-"
  • Duke: "Kid, please! Just..... Just save what stretgh didn't get sapped away by that (Angerly to Quack) DOUGHEBAG OF A DUCK?! (Back to Gazelle, normally) It's better to lay off from this, ok?"
  • Gazelle: "(Was about to speak, but gave in, understanding her condition at last)."
  • They left as Gazelle, being held up by Duke and Ming, looked angrily at Quack.
  • Gazelle:... (Weakly, but trying to sound strong) You do realize that, if this ISN'T an average villain fight and it turns out to be something horrible, everyone is going to blame you, right?
  • Quack: I, I, by all means young miss, I may be a talented and powerful magdition, but it's obvious that I am not like Lord Shen's Soothsayer! I couldn't've known about this before it was too late! I swear, I only did this to deminstraight respect! Remember our discussion! Cut me some slack as the young'ins would say!
  • Gazelle: After this, why should you get any? I may sympathise with your personal woes, but the methods you choosen only serves to make that anichent discrimination look justifived. Plus, and I'm JUST making a point here! Should Lu Kang's grandfather bring himself to rise above his tragic sorrows AND any appearent respect for you, he will order a HUGE bounty on your head! After what we talked about, I thought I could trust you! As much as I understand why your like this, it's clear that you disrespect your title the same way Hu did when he illegalized Kung Fu! And trust me, Lightfly Spells being used for personal gain is a CLEAR desecration to them, and HIGHLY punishable. But I'll give you this. Had you picked Mothron spells, that would've been worse.
  • Quack: Now see here, young lady! If it's any consolation, these villains are likely those that HAVE been defeated before, so you probuly won't be un-nessersary anyway! Do you not know what the Lougers' were like BEFORE they had you!
  • Gazelle: (Gets a surprisingly stronger voice)! YES! BUT I AM MERELY WARNING YOU!!! (Coughs, and goes back to the weaken voice as Duke and Ming are soothing her)...... If this turns out to be a trick from a far greater evil, and it spirals to the point of another greater threat... There'll be no magic spell in the UUNIVERSES that will save you from the Lightflies' penance! Until then, I hope you're happy that you got to 'reap justice' on me like the MARTYR you are! (Walks away wobbly with Ming and Duke holding on to her, who Duke and Ming clearly showing signs that they share Gazelle's opinions, with Ming doing a gesure that could suggest Quack could face a costly price (mostly head) as she did the slice neck motion, and Duke doing the "I'm watching you" motion. As they left, Ming stuck her tongue at him, as Quack was utterly angered)
  • Lu Kang:... Ohhhhhh, you're in trouble.
  • Hu: Appears so. I mean, you MIGHT be in some trouble here. If this IS not just an average villain attack, what'll happen to you?
  • Woo: "And trust me on this! The previous emperor may be retired, but that doesn't mean he no longer has a athority! Even in retirement, he'll work with Lu Kang to reverse anything he would come to realise to be a mistake, and trust me, even HE respects the Uniter Line and the Lightflies, and will NOT hesitate to go in their faver! Not even magic and diplomatic immunity can protect you from that-"
  • Quack: I DID NOT INSTRUCT YOU ALL TO GIVE ME AN OPINION!! And besides, the Uniter is clearly saying angry words again, like Lu Kang suggested.
  • Lu Kang: That time, they mean more then just sounding angry! Quack, you KNOW how mean my granddad can get! Espeically ever since what happened to uncle! If he finds out about this and the Uniter Princess could've stopped it, then, like I said.... Your gonna be in TROUBLE!
  • Quack: I have NOTHING further to say to you all, even you, your majusty! You will forfeit this conversation, or I shall not hesitate to have you punished! Am I clear?
  • Lu Kang: Must I remind you that I am Emperor now? Even if Granddad DID give you so much immunity, then what's to say you didn't MAKE him do that? I mean, he is still sad/mad about uncle, so CLEARLY the Permit System wasn't the only thing borned from Grand-Dad's woes!
  • Quack:... I guess you didn't hear me! AM I CLEAR?!?
  • Lu Kang:... Well, everyone, let's go! Quack has officially ruined the Feast, AND our appetites!
  • Hu: I can agree with that!
  • Woo: Me, too!
  • Lu Kang, Woo, Hu, even the Imperial Council, left Quack and a would've been feast alone.
  • Quack:... (Sighs)

Chapter 4: Mind-Controlled Mayhem

Outside

  • Brandy: You, have, got, to, be, kidding! (The KFP Rogues' Gallery was seen attacking the Imperial Palace)... This has GOT to be a joke!
  • Shifu: Indeed. Even THOSE guys wouldn't be so daring to attack the capital of China and risk being executed.
  • Junjie: (Comes in) Hello, Shifu! I'm back, and we have come to reap a GREAT Christmas reward.
  • Lord Shen: (Sighs) Junjie, you KNOW it's against the rules to attack this time of year!
  • Junjie: Screw the rules, I have baddies on my side! (Li Dong came in front of them)
  • Li Dong:... Hi!
  • Icky:... First, Yugioh Abridged... Now Dragon Ball Z Abridged?... Yeesh, that's a little low even for a big guy like yo- (Li Dong lashed at him with his tail) YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHH!!! (He crashed off in the distance)
  • ???: MY CABBAGES!!!
  • Boss Wolf: "WHAT THE, DAI SHI?! THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING, GIRL!?"
  • Dai Shi: "Nothing personal bro! Just following Tong Fo's orders!"
  • Boss Wolf: "D'owwwww, of course, the prisoners of Sure Gum are becoming bad enfluences, are they?! And I see you even brought your bug and hawk friends too huh?! (Dai Shi's partners from Repentance of a Peacock were seen). Well, at least the staff you had is broken now, so-"
  • Dai Shi: "Actselly, when Junjie busted me out, he was able to make a recreation of it! (Brings out a darker recreation of the Weapon of Morth Wao)."
  • Boss Wolf: ".... AWWWWW COME ON, THERE'S A NEW ONE NOW?!"
  • Peng: "Hello, mother. (He and Dai Song had an intense stand-off)..... I see you recovered from your troubles from a long tme ago.... Though not in a way I would've prefered."
  • Dai Song: "Oh, what's the matter? Not happy to see your mother again for the holidays?"
  • Peng: "Your tainted mind mars any joy of seeing you again! And I'm abit surprise you are working with Junjie again dispite what happened!"
  • Dai Song: "Mainly Tong Fo's idea! I'm just being obedient to him!"
  • Peng: "And yet another reason to hate that creepy big-eyed guy! I'll enjoy punishing him for what he did to both you and B.W.'s sister!"
  • Dai Song: "Not until I restore our family's true purpose!"
  • Lian: "Not again lady! Just for that, I'm gonna give you some chrismas punch?!"
  • Lian tried that, but Tai Lung grabbed her!
  • Tai Lung: "Now now, missy. Is that anyway to treat your inlaws?"
  • Mantis: "HOLY SHIT, TAI LUNG'S BACK TO BEING CONFIDENT?!"
  • Peng: "UN HAND HER NOW?!"
  • Tai Lung: "Fair enough. (Let's Lian go) But only because I have a nefpew in need of great disaplene!"
  • Army ants, Ox mercs, Temutai's warriors, Tong Fo's thugs, and Komodo Dragons from both Zhou Dan and Fing Fung Fong, even squads and squads of Junjie's leopards, began to move out of the allies and heading torowrds our heroes!
  • Kolwalski: "..... This is concerningly too well thought out for a Junjie plan, even for one of his better ones!"
  • Private: "And I never figure Junjie would've forgiven Dai Song so easily."
  • Skipper: "Then either he's off his eggnog, or maybe Gazelle was right about something worse then Junjie! I mean, look?! (Points to Meng Tao, Hundun and Zhou Dan) Scourge imperials?! (Points to Taotie riding on a scorpian like machine) A team nefarious member?! They usually hate eachother like cats and dogs! Some BIGGER force must be behind this?!"
  • Spyro: "Then let's get our answers by putting them all in their place?!"
  • Gricky: Way ahead of ya'! (Kicks Li Dong in the groin as she cackles wildly) Next time, watch who yer' kickin' off in the distance!
  • Li Dong: LI DONG IS PISSED! (Gricky kicked him in the groin again as he squeaked in pain)
  • Gricky: And ANOTHER thing, NEVER mess with an old lady!
  • Alex: Listen to him, big guy! Even an old lady can kick ass! Trust me! (A 20-second cutaway of him and the Old Lady from the first and second movie were seen in a Family Guy-like manner as they destroyed property fighting each other as the Peter vs. Chicken music played)... Of course, she won, and I was left with busted balls, a broken tail, sore nipples, several naked spots, a dislocated shoulder and leg, and even a month-long case of amnesia.
  • Gricky: Yeah! You think an old lady can't take care of herself, BITCH?!? (Kicks him in the balls three more times)
  • Sandy: (She used SpongeBob like a snow gun again as she fired rapid blasts of snowballs that buried them all under the snow and did many comical things to them)...
  • SpongeBob/Sandy: SCORE ONE-
  • Squidward: OH, CHILD'S PLAY!!! (The two were surprised with jaw-drops like when Sandy realized she didn't break any records due to an outdated book, as Squidward had a giant minigun similar to the one in Superman: At Earth's End)... Die, you miserable d***s! And when you meet God, SLAP THAT MOTHERF***** IN THE FACE, BECAUSE EXISTENCE IS NOTHING BUT HIS CRUEL JOKE ON ME!!! (He fires the gun as it finishes off the rest)... Oh, yeah! I, f******, LOVE, snowballs!
  • Dai Shi: (The villains pop out of the snow) You SERIOUSLY think a little snow is gonna- (She sees the reptile members are frozen and unconscious due to cold-blooded nature)... Well, you'll still be no match for- (Boss Wolf threw a dog treat in her face again)... Okay, that's it, bitch! I'm gonna deck your halls!
  • Boss Wolf: Yeah? Well, I'm gonna haul your deck!
  • Dai Shi: "...... That sounds disturbingly sexual for some re-"
  • Dai Shi gets hit with another dog treat!
  • Dai Shi: "...... I'M GONNA KICK YOU ASS?! (Charges!)"
  • Boss Wolf: (The two fought until Lord Shen threw his blades at her)
  • Lord Shen: Back off, you son of a bitch! Man it feels good using slang like that without Gazelle politically correcting me on that! (The two dueled with their signature melee weapons)
  • Junjie: LOTUS CLAP!! (He prepares to use the ability until Mantis pressure-pointed him in the groin as he made crazily-comical noises)
  • Mantis: None of THAT, thank you! Reminds me of TOO much!
  • Dai Song: Yeah, you could've risked blinding THE REST OF US! And I've had TOO much of that!
  • Sparx: Wow, this is spooky! Not only are they ballsy enough to attack the capital, but they're doing it with MUCH more competence than usual! If you ask me, they're working for SOMEONE new!
  • Cynder: We can't know for sure until we make them talk!
  • Taotie: (Cackles) Tough luck there, lady! We're never speaking no matter what you do to us! Because unlike before, we have an iron will!
  • Ginormica: Oh, yeah? (Grows large and kicks him straight into a wall as, despite being dazed, he recovered quite quickly)... How about now?
  • Taotie:... Nope!
  • Ginormica:... Wow! They really ARE working for someone new! Cause yeah, had it been just a usual Junjie sceame, or if it was Nefarious or Mercurymon, Taotie would've squealed by now!
  • Dr. Cockroach: Indeed. There's no way their villain masters would allow something like THIS to occur.
  • Lord Shen: I need to call Cobra and see what gives! (He tries to do so until Fenghuang used a Kung Fu move to mess up the transmissions so that would be impossible)
  • Fenghuang: I don't think so! They are no longer of concern to us. We're merely doing this of our own volition.
  • Cera: I doubt that, lady!
  • Fenghuang: What, you think I'm joking? Would a villain NOT doing this in her own volition do THIS?!? (She uses one of her impossible move on Cynder as she was smacked into a wall dazed)
  • Lord Shen: CYNDER?!
  • Icky: "...... Okay, if that doesn't say that Mang isn't behind the scenes, then I don't know what will!"
  • Iago: "Oh just what we needed! A villain revolt!"
  • Sparx: Well to me, that actselly makes it even MORE suspicious! No Villain Leaguer wouldn't risk their head doing that, even if they hated Cynder with a passion!
  • Spyro: Agreed! We NEED to beat the info out of them and see what gives!
  • Taotie: IRON WIIIILLLLL!
  • Ginormica: Shut up! (Kicks him)
  • Taotie: OW!
  • A roar was heard as Cynder was seen turning to to Avatar Cynder!
  • Avatar Cyndder: "..... OK, NOW, I AM ENRAGED?!"
  • Junjie: "..... Ahem..... Everyone....... TACTICAL RETREAT?!"
  • The Villains scattered and went into seperate directions across the capital city!
  • Monkey: "Well that's awfully quick of them to run away like that! Cynder didn't even get to do anything!"
  • Tigress: "Or it's a plan to regroup with bigger armies! WE HAVE TO CATCH THEM?!"
  • Po: "GET'IM?!"
  • They did that as the villains managed to separate the strong from the weak in a wild goose chase as this music plays
Benny Hill Theme

Benny Hill Theme

Strong Hero Group

  • Po: (They all entered) HAH! WE GOT YOU GUYS CORNERED LIKE A BOOBY TRAP!!!
  • Junjie: I agree!... After all, you're the boobs, and HERE'S the trap! (They were all trapped in the area by magically-disrupted debris) (Laughs maniacly?!)
  • Sandy: WHAT IN THE ALAMO?!?
  • ???: NOW YOU ARE ALL AT MY MERCY!!! (Cackles)
  • Shifu:... No! It can't be!
  • Pang Bing: (She came in from the shadows)... Greetings, misfits!
  • Mantis:... WELL, NO WONDER THESE GUYS WERE ACTING SO COMPETENT!!! And here I thought it was because the writers finally agree to make villains challnaging for once!
  • Scroopfan/MSM: HEY!!
  • Mantis: "It's a hard truth guys, neither of you are consistent with how villains work! Live, with it!"
  • Scroopfan: "Hey, at least Pang Bing's CLEARLY a vast improvement compaired to certain earlier episodes if we focus on her more then the follow-ups."
  • MSM: Yeah! Plus, no matter what, don't expect me to convince Scroopfan THAT easily with what I want! Sometimes I can, sometimes I can't! He's the boss, and that's all there is to it! All I can do is find ways to make his views work with mine!
  • Pang Bing: Enough of your "Post-Moderncy" Games, Misifts! (Reveals the villains' mind-controlled state)... And if I was the villain in your series that came THE CLOSEST to defeating you, then this new plan of revenge will be no different!
  • Spyro: (Sighs) Look, we know why you're doing this, but come on, you need to let go! That outdated period of time, no longer exists. Plus, we've defeated equily, perhaps even more powerful, and COMPETENT villains like you.
  • Pang Bing: And I would not dare deny that with the risk of being no more different then the eccentric fox and his stooges. But unlike you, I don't waste too much time rambling and just get to the point!
  • Po: What do you mea-
  • Pang Bing suddenly went into trance mode and entered a state where her pupels are gone and began to chant in an unreckindiseable languise, the drone-a-fived villains began to do the same!
  • Po: "AW CRAP?! NOBODY LISTEN TO PANG BING'S NIGHMARE-FUELY CHANT, OR ELSE YOU'LL END UP LIKE THEM?!"
  • Po and the Strong Lougers do what they can to resist the chant!
  • Pang Bing: Don't expect focusing on a single thought to save you THIS time, misfits! Because shock of all shock, my powers evolved since they were diminished. Now I can mind control anyone EVEN when they think a single thought.
  • Merlin: And what do you call us with occlumency?
  • Pang Bing: You're a pitiful magician compared to ME, dear Merlin! BECAUSE EVEN THAT WON'T SAVE YOU!! YEARS OF IMMORTALITY HAVE ALLOWED ME THE ABILITY TO DO ANYTHING YOU CAN TIMES A HUNDRED!!!
  • Merlin: Oh, yeah? Prove it! (She proves him wrong as he too tried fighting off the mind control until they all cracked and finally became drones)
  • Pang Bing:... It is done! Now for the weak links!

Weak Location

  • The Weak Heroes chased the villains!
  • It lead to a corner!
  • Icky: "(Exhaustedly coughs)...... Man I am out of shape. Woooo!"
  • The chased villains were facing the wall.
  • Iago: "Ohhh yeah. We just caught you. Fair, and square. Any last words of typical villain nonesense?"
  • Fung: "As a matter of fact.... Yeah. (The chased villains turned around, and reveiled that they reverted back to being their true drone selves.)..... All hail Pang Bing."
  • Fidget: "(Screams his iconic scream?!)"
  • Suddenly, criminals began to come out of crackholes, even the assaassins, and surrounded the weak group. Wu Hu and Mama Xei came out last.
  • Wu Hu: "Well, well, well.... Look what the cat dragged in....."
  • Icky: "..... Hello again, sudden dark turn."
  • Wu Hu: "Kick their asses."
  • The Criminals charged and overwealmed the group!
  • Icky, The LBFT Group, and Granny were sent flying by the resulting rumble, screaming!
  • Cera: "I THINK I NOW UNDERSTAND WHAT IT FELT LIKE WHEN DIL DUMPED YOOOOUUUUUUUUuuuuuuu-"
  • A Cloud of smoke was seen when the group crashed into a new location.
  • ???: "MY CABBAGES?! AGAIN?!"

Imperial Garden.

  • Ming and Duke were still with Gazelle.
  • Suddenly, Lu Kang, Hu, and Woo barged in!
  • Lu Kang: "DAAAAAAAA-HAHAHAHAHAHAHA?! EVERYTHING'S MORE SERIOUS THEN WE THOUGHT?!"
  • Gazelle: "Wha..... Wha...... What's wrong?"
  • Hu: "Pang Bing! That's what! The villain attack is nothing more then mere bait?! They were lead into traps for her and new allies to trap them in! The Lougers have been captured?!"
  • Gazelle: "No!.......... I...... I must help them."
  • Lu Kang: "But, your, kinda in bad shape."
  • Gazelle: "I defeated a mutant alternate smilodon beast in another plain of existence while sustaining injuries that would've quickly crippled a normal person! I think I'll handle a victim of a long since gone prejudice. Though for how am I to get to her, I have a plan."

Capital Center.

  • Wu Hu and the criminals dragged the weak heroes to it, while the strong ones, hypnotised, are leading the victorious Pang Bing to the center.
  • Xin and Sin are seen dragging in Icky, Gricky, and the LBFT group in as well.
  • Icky: "(Sees Pang Bing)..... So, I take it your Pang Bing? If so, then I guess the producer no longer has a beef with cat villains anymore. So, when will we be expecting Cat R. Waul and Ratigan's fatass pussy to make an appearence then?"
  • Pang Bing: "SILENCE, IDIOT?! Remember your place!"
  • Icky: "I'm in the capital of Dreamworks China, at the center of it, being held hostaged by a vengeful cat witch, mind controled goons, and the gimmicky henchmen of the week."
  • Wu Hu: "Wait, what?"
  • Icky: "Ya know, like in certain episodes, Starlight's debute comes to mind, we usually enounter a gang of misfit minions that either compliment the great threat, or make them less nightmare fuely. For exsample, (To Wu Hu) Your obviously the non-callent relaxed snarky leader of the gang, (To the assassin gang) You guys are pretty much a collection of used minion steriotypes, (To Mama Xei) Your basicly the over-pandering ill-tempered crime-lady who runs an ill-legit bar, who apart being a cricket is assentually a female Creeper."
  • Mama Xei: "Ohhhh, I like a man with a mouth on him!"
  • Icky: "(To Xin and Sin) And you two numbnuts are clearly the rotine arguementive macho dumbasses with one dumber then the other!"
  • Xin and Sin: "HEY?! YOU TAKE THAT BACK BEFORE WE KILL YOU?!"
  • Icky: "Ok, ok, you two aren't macho."
  • Xin and Sin: "That's better!"
  • Silence....
  • Little Foot: "..... Uh, Mr. Icky-"
  • Icky: "Give'm a minute."
  • Silence.
  • Xin and Sin: "HEY?!"
  • Pang Bing: "You two! Be careful around him! He's been said to use idiotic behavior against itself! A trickster! So, be weary of his provokitive nature!"
  • Xin: "..... Gee, that was close, Sin."
  • Sin: "Yeah. YOU, were close in accsidently freeing these guys."
  • Xin: "ME?! YOU WERE GONNA DO IT TOO?!"
  • Sin: "ARE YOU CALLING ME OUT?!"
  • Xin: "WELL IT'S NOT TO DINNER, THAT'S FOR SURE?!"
  • Mama Xei: "BOYS?! (The Twin Brothers turned to her)..... Behaive."
  • Xin and Sin: "Yes ma'am."
  • Icky: "(Sighs), This is why I try to avoid messing with idiotic henchmen when a smart henchmen or the master is around. They end up making things difficult."
  • Cera: "Hey to be fair, a common stragity isn't always gonna work you know."
  • Pang Bing: "If we are done with nonsense, I would like to comence with turning you all into drones! Then that worthless emperor is next!"
  • Patrick: "Why are you so mean?!"
  • Pang Bing: ""Mean"? "MEAN"?! What happened to me, IS WORSE THEN "MEAN"?! It..... Has made me.... Absolutely CRAZY?!"

Suddenly, Pang Bing began to sing.

Shiny - Disney's Moana - FEMALE COVER by Elsie Lovelock

Shiny - Disney's Moana - FEMALE COVER by Elsie Lovelock

  • Icky: "(Before Pang Bing can sing her next lyrics) Am I hearing things or is she singing?"
  • Pang Bing resumed singing, as Gazelle's group was hidden in the shadows, as it looks as Gazelle redisgussed her plans, as the group went to commence an ambush. While so, Pang Bing turned the weaker heroes into more drones, and turned her attention to Icky, the LBFT gang, an Gricky!
  • When Pang Bing began to reach a more sinister part of her song, and just as about she was gonna chant-
  • ???: "TALLY HOOOO!"
  • Pang Bing and the others are surprised to see Hu bolldoze over the drones of Pang Bing as the bowling pin strike sound was heard!
  • Woo: "(With a frying pan) TAKE THIS! (Hits Xin and Sin with it as they comicly went down with funny, stupid faces!) Filthy criminal mutts?!"
  • Duke: "HE SHOOTS! (Slides on his knees and pulls down Wu Hu's pants) HE SCORES?!"
  • Wu Hu: "DAHHA?! (Covers himself in embarrisment as he blushes wildly) Probuly should've seen this coming!"
  • Ming judu kicks the the assassins down!
  • Ming: "TAKE THAT?!"
  • Lu Kang leaped from a building and prepared an epic attack, only to comicly fell down and crashed into a building, as the prior sound effects played again.
  • Lu Knag came out of the house.
  • Lu Kang: ".... Sorry about that...... NOW FACE THE FURY OF THE EMEPROR OF- (Brings out his fists, only to reveil to be trapped by Pickle Jars)..... Pickle, Jars?"
  • Lu Kang looks to see that he fell into a Pickle Jar store.....
  • Lu Kang: "..... AW COME ON, REALLY?!"
  • Pang Bing: "..... How intriging. An attempt of an ambush? You get a B+ for trying. But all you did was saved me the trouble of-"
  • The Uniter Blade, though due to the curse has seemed to look as if it is rusted beyond use and looked like it was banaged, was seen pointed torwords Pang Bing.
  • Gazelle was seen wobbling, standing up, and bravely dispite her condition.....
  • Gazelle: "..... I must implore you to stop, Pang Bing, before anymore people get hurt."
  • Pang Bing: "..... (Chackles amused)..... And when I refused?"
  • Gazelle, struggles with the uniter blade, tries to hit Pang Bing, but instead, Pang Bing quickly blocks the attempt with her staff, surprising and concerning everyone!
  • Gazelle: "..... Ay dios mio."
  • The Song returned as Pang Bing began to mock Gazelle, as well as beat her, even going as far to bring out Gazelle's past, as glowing tatoos appeared on Pang in this part, as well as the drones and Pang Bing's minions as they began to surround the ambushers! Then when Pang Bing finishes off her song with a Climax, she basicly defeats Gazelle, and sends her crashing into the ground!
  • Icky and the others looked in shock.....
  • Hu: "..... Oh that is the empifinmy of bad news."
  • Gazelle, was now weaker then before.
  • Pang Bing flouted down to Gazelle's level.
  • Pang Bing: "..... How does your first defeat taste, Uniter?"
  • Gazelle: "...... (Gives a weak, still confident smile)..... Like I always say..... I'll try everything, even though I'll fail. And to be fair..... You only won because of Quack's ill-fated curse.... I would've otherwise be an equil to you."
  • Pang Bing: "That much is true. Which is why I took an oppertunistic chance and not waste it. I'm sure once you return to proper form, you'll make a great servent for my cause....."
  • Gazelle: "..... Now, try not to be too confident, Pang...... Your magic, may've improved from no longer being inable to control fools, but it is not with weaknesses. Nothing, is without weakness Pang. Awhile back, I helped the Lougers beat someone who had magic no different to yours. And like yours, it can effect anyone reguardless of intelligence..... But it had a dangerious flaw. NOW KANG?!"
  • Lu Kang charged epicly dispite the drones trying to stop him!
  • Lu Kang: "PICKLE TIME?!"
  • Lu Kang smashed the Pickle Jaws into Po's head!
  • Lu Kang held Pickles into Po's face. The ormonma of pickles eventually proved to be able to snap Po back into reality!
  • Po: "Are those pickles I smel-....... (Notices Pang Bing and surrounding others)......... AW CRAP, I FORGOT ABOUT PANG BING?!"
  • Pang Bing was surprisingly not raging out now, though has became greatly curious and intriged....
  • Pang Bing: "..... Well played, Miss Gazelle. That is precisely why I was cautious of going after the lougers. Even in this state, you are full of surprises. And I should thank you for bringing a minor flaw to my attention. But be made assured! I will aim to correct this flaw, so pickles can't fix this!"
  • Gazelle: "And I appresiate taking a flaw in stride, but it's not nessersarly the pickles. Your drones can be freed from your spell by their most faverite things and/or what can affect them the most. Po's was food. And I've been around the Lougers long enough to know their passions and faverites."
  • Pang Bing: "Reguardless, still something I would fix. After, I had ensured, you and the rest submit to my power!"
  • Po quickly intervined and grabbed Gazelle away from Pang Bing, and freed Icky, the LBFT group, and Granny Gricky from the wolf twins!
  • Po: "Not happening, Pang Bing!"
  • Po used the power of chi to create Chi created-dragons to rescue him, Gazelle, Lu Kang, Hu, Woo, Ming, Icky, Gricky, the LBFT group, and finally Duke Weaselton as they fly away from Pang Bing and followers.
  • Wu Hu was ordering some archers to aim at them!
  • Pang Bing: "No need to shoot them down, Wu Hu. They'll eventually come back to pose a proper challnage. Besides, even then, when I complete my plans, I will be their master, one way or the other. Now come.... Let us get settled in to the imperial palace."
  • Pang Bing and followers are seen heading to the palace.
  • Quack was seen hiding in an alley, stareing onto the scene.
  • Quack: "...... Finally..... The key to revive magic, is here."
  • Quack turns and leaves.

Elsewhere.

  • The Chi Dragons landed on the cliff side with everyone present, as such, the Chi Dragons vanished back into Po.
  • Po: "...... Is everyone ok?"
  • Lu Kang: "Well, other then Pang Bing pretty much successful in capturing the capital, the majority of the lougers, and even Gazelle being unable to be a match for 10 weeks, which by then, Pang Bing would already turn people into drones..... I'm fine."
  • Hu: "Now, everyone, let's be glad that at least we're safely away from danger."
  • Woo: "BUT WHAT GOOD IS THAT WHEN WE ARE LEFT WITH A DEPOWERED UNITER, A PANDA DRAGON WARRIOR, TWO LOUDMOUTH PREHISTORIC BIRDS, A COLLECTION OF CHILDREN, YOU, ME AND MY DAUGHTER, AND A KLUTS EMPEROR WHO CAN'T FIGHT HIS WAY OUT OF PICKLE JARS?!"
  • Lu Kang: "I'd be offended, if that weren't true."
  • Gazelle: "Please calm down Woo. We don't have to wait for the curse to end on it's own. We'll seek out a magic user who's just as equily ahead of any situation as Quack was."
  • Hu: "..... Say....... Not just that, Miss Gazelle.... It might be very benifital if we also had a magic user of equil power TO Pang Bing!"
  • Po began to wonder.....
  • Po: "....... And I think I know the perfect guy..... But we have to get the van back..... AND be weary of drone patrols. Pang Bing will likely figure we'll try a repeat of how we defeated her the last time, and will send only the best to guard the van!"
  • Icky: "She is likely to expect us to come back at all! So how to we get back there?!"
  • ???: "All you had to do, was say, please."
  • Fu-Xi arrived with his trope.
  • Fu-Xi: "Mother said that a vengeful witch is out and about causing trouble to you and the villain teams alike. And I see that even with the Uniter, you were helpless to stop her."
  • Icky: "That's because Donald Suck depowered her with a cheap shot in a bottle!"
  • Fu-Xi: "You mean that Quack guy? Yikes! Mother told me about that short-tempered mallerd! Even I, the Great Fu-Xi, is cautious around him!"
  • Gazelle: "Well, for now, Quack is no longer impourent. Getting back to the van is.... Can you help us, Fu-Xi?"
  • Fu-Xi: "Yes. And not just because Sun Ying Moon needs my aide as a fellow snake. But that cat's mind-controllery is a threat to snakes everywhere, not just you leggers! I'll gladly aide you."
  • Po: "Ok, but be careful Fu-Xi, Pang Bing will consider you to be a villain in a way! After all, YOU DID TRY TO POISON THE VALLEY ONCE, AND AFTERWORDS, YOU RANDOMLY ATTACK PEOPLE ON IMPLAUSE FOR EVEN INTERACTING WITH A SNAKE?!"
  • Gazelle: "..... Yikes..... I, take it your a troubled sort."
  • Fu-Xi: "A Long and painful story that's TOTALLY irrelivent to the situation. Now, if you didn't mind Panda, I had to recruit the likes of those, that Witch didn't soughted after!"
  • ShirongMei LingSongJoined in with the reformed Ladies of the ShadeA Reformed MugenWu KongTsinKwan the UnkillableShengqiBing, already with a new Terracotta soldier army, KwengCan Shoo and Cheen-Gwan, and finally, Bao Sa Mao.
  • Po: "Shirong, Mei Ling, Song! Mugen? Wu Kong? Tsin! Kwan the unkillable! Shengqi! Bing? Can Shoo and Cheen Gwan! Kweng, Bao Sa Mao! You brought them all here?!"
  • Fu-Xi: "Well OBVIOUSLY you can't be able to get inside the imperial palce under the control of a vengeful witch without an army of your own, right?"
  • Po: "It's great that you guys came! But.... Why?"
  • Shirong: "Well, because I felt that Miss Pang Bing's aspirations for control for all living things, plus the misapprobeation of my son, I personally felt to be malapprobeate and that her shenanigans need to be, disinfrancised."
  • Mei Ling: "That pussy thinks she can mess with MY Fuffy?! (Some of Fu-Xi's summoned help laughed) WELL SHE'S DEAD WRONG?! (Eye-lid twiches!)"
  • Song: "What Pang Bing's doing is a threat to the Ladies of the Shade. So we are happy to resist against that."
  • Mugen: "...... Panda, what you see before you, is a humbled, but broken shell of a dark glory. Because of you and Tigress being able to defeat me, even dispite my perfection, it made me realised that...... What good is perfection if you are no longer connected with all around you? I aim to redeem that sin by correcting that cat Pang Bing!"
  • Wu Kong: "Hey, he may be a dork hanging around with heroes, but Monkey's still my brother! And if that bitch of a pussy thinks she can mess with his mind?! BIG MISTAKE?! ONLY I CAN DO THAT?!"
  • Silence....
  • Wu Kong: ".... Hey, tecnecally, I'm still kinda bad, but I lean more to "Dark Anti-Hero" at best. I'm just more akin to the likes of Wario, I look out for myself 100% of the time!"
  • Tsin: "(Does a soldier salute) IT IS MY DUTY TO PROTECT THE IMPERIAL PALACE FROM A DARK RULE SIR?! Also, I kinda wanna repay you and the Jade Palace from helping me stop an alien invadtion of weevels that look like rice!"
  • Icky had a "What the fuck" face going.
  • Po: "...... It's a long story, don't ask!"
  • Kwan: "Well, I'm here to help the good ol' friends of Kwan! That bad kitty is messing with fire!"
  • Shengqi: "Po, you had helped me reunite with my daughter and corrected an injustice against me. I'll fight to repay that kindness."
  • Bing: "Well I'm here to teach that stupid cat a lesson about MESSING WITH MY SON?! And I got a good ol' army of Terracotta Soldiers to make her regret her choice!"
  • Kweng: "Normally, these sort of things aren't my concern..... But her mind-washing plans threaten the Kung Fu Express, so in a way, in this case, THIS IS, my concern!"
  • Can-Shoo: "My brother and I are just here to help you out, Dragon Warrior! We're big fans!"
  • Bao: "I came to further make amends for my past mistakes, Panda. I may also offer some defence against Pang Bing's magic, though only briefly until she will figure to despell it, and have me disabled."
  • Po: "Ohhh, thanks for the help, Fu-Xi. Okay, everyone, here's what we're up against. And not just Pang Bing, the criminals of the capital, and the brainwashed Shell Louge Sqaud. We're talking about Junjie, Scorpain, Tai Lung, Fenghuang, Tong Fo, Temutai, maybe Fung and Gahri, Hundun, Su, Taotie, Li Dong, (Takes a deep breath), Jong Sung Jai Kai Chow! YES, I GOT IT RIGHT! Ahem. Anyway. Heilang and the Lin Keui, Meng Tao, Madam Zhou, Zhou Dan, Sanzu, The Undertaker, The Pig Bandit Brothers, Ju Long and his rats, Shi Wo and his criminalised Acting Trope, Dai Song, Fing Fung Fong, Sun Ying Moon, Dai Shi, Ta Cha Ant, Pan Zing, and Dai Shi's hawk friends lead by Xao Su Ting, and finally, Sin Su Mu and his locusts bandits. And that's only as far as we know! Pang Bing could already be trying to brainwash more native villains, heck, she could turn to outsider villains next for good measure! So we have to get through the imperial palace to get the van, so I can aquire a temporary allience with the one guy I know might give an extra needed boost. I, kinda have to warn you guys..... Pang Bing is not a very merciless kitty. She is not gonna wear kid gloves for any of you."
  • Bao Sa Mao: "We will not be afraid of any ineditable fate, as long as we make sure you do what must be done."
  • Bing: "And don't worry. My Terracotta warriors are indestructable!"
  • Silence.
  • Bing: "..... What?"
  • Po: "Remember how they were defeated? Like, you know what Terracotta Soliders are made out of, right?"
  • Bing: Well, I'll level with you, I made these with a more refined and purified substance that LOOKS like it's easily breakable. I was planning to get revenge with this before all this crazy s*** started. If we survive this, I'm going to beat the *terracotta shatter* out of that little kitty cat!
  • Woo: Let's not escalate this any further, shall we? We need to do this, or we've got nothing to stop Pang Bing.
  • Kweng: Indeed. This is no time to argue. We need to act as soon as possible.
  • Po: Then let's get started! (They prepared themselves in a montage as this music moved to it's climax)
Save Kung Fu - Track 05 - Kung Fu Panda 2 Soundtrack

Save Kung Fu - Track 05 - Kung Fu Panda 2 Soundtrack

The music starts with the above scene then goes to climax when the montage begins

  • Later, the Imperial Palace is seen, as it is guarded by the Wolf Twins, who once again are clearly being macho idiots.
  • Fang Hai slithered in.
  • Fang Hai: "Knock it off, idiots?! (Xin and Sin stopped). It's good that you listened, because Pang Bing was generious enough to restore my glorious fangs, if not better. (Shows new fangs) Titanium Steel! The strongest metal of earth worlds! No sheild will make them yeild this time."
  • Xin: "..... Why, have metel in your mouth anyway, bro?"
  • Sin: "Yeah, I mean, how did that started to be a thing with you?"
  • Fang Hai: "A long and painful tragic tale of woe..... THAT'S NONE OF YOUR BUSINESS?! NOW GET TO WORK, YOU DOGS?!"
  • Xin: "Ok, ok, cool it!"
  • Sin: "We were only doing brother things man, sheesh."
  • The duo do that as Fang Hai slithers on.
  • Xin:... Well, then, let's stop whizzing on the grass, and do our jobs.
  • Sin: Well, THAT'S speciesist as hell!
  • Xin: Yeah! It's speciesist! And you know what's out there waiting to strike? A PANDA DUMBASS AND HIS TRAVELING ANIMAL CIRCUS!! Now be sure your crossbow is loaded and you're ready to fire at the first thing that moves! (A rock falls from a nearby elevation as he fires at it)... I DID NOT MEAN IT LIKE THAT, YOU FREAKING IDIOT!!! I MEANT INTRUDERS!!!
  • Sin: Oh, sorry! (Chuckles)
  • Xin: Just keep your guard up! (They did that as the heroes saw them at the gates)
  • Gazelle:... And how exactly are we supposed to get past that?
  • Duke: Don't worry! I got this covered! (He takes out his phone and plays wolf howling noises as this caused Xin and Sin to howl with them)
  • Sin: NO, WHOEVER'S OUT THERE, STOP!!! (Howls) WE CAN'T CONTROL- (They howled long enough for two Ladies of the Shade to knock them out)...
  • Song:... How did you know that would work?
  • Duke: You REALLY need to see our movie. Wolves are quite easy to distract. I just never thought the wolves of THIS world would be prone to doing that.
  • Po: Uh, actually, they aren't. BW hasn't fallen for it since he joined. These two are CLEARLY just dumb dudes. Trust me, we'd be in trouble by now had these two were at least half like Shen's Wolves.
  • Duke: Well, at least it worked!
  • Po: Now, for stealth mode!
  • Icky: "Just as long as it's not like what happened when Shen used to be a baddy, cause I think these guys might distrust random parade dragon costumes."
  • Po: "Good point. Which why, we have the next best thing..... Merchents."
  • Kwan: "Great idea..... But..... Where are we gonna find a merchent cart big enough for all of us AND mercent attire?"
  • The group saw such a thing heading torwords the imperial palace with a bird convinently Icky's size.
  • Merchent Bird: "Hello travelers. I need help to set up shop here for the new year, and I was wondering if you can cover that for me while I go back to my family for the holidays. I'll even give the naked one some spare clothes (Brings out spare clothes). Here you go. My store is called "So Dum Low Prices", where I, So Dum, go around the land to collect rare and exotic things, and sell them at a low low price. Well, good luck."
  • The Mercent Bird flew off.
  • Wu Kong: "...... Did that guy just-"
  • Bao Sa Mao: "Give his entire mercentice, profit and cart to complete strangers and not expect to be rob? Yes. Yes he did."
  • Po: "...... Note to self, remember to get the guy's shop ready sometime after the mission is finished."
  • Icky puts on the outfit.
  • Icky: "..... Hey, this silk feels comfy and smoove. No wonder Shen gets so pissy about it getting ruined."
  • Hu: "Just be sure you lead the cart to where the van is. Don't stop for anything..... Unless if it's a bathroom break, in which case-"
  • Woo: "Hu!"
  • Hu: "Bleh, ahem! I mean to say, don't stop unless permited to stop."
  • Icky: "Sure thing. Just let me get into character. AHEM! (So Dum's voice) Hey, I'm So Dum, the seller of things that should make me rich and yet I'm retarded enough to just give for less of what they worth!"
  • Po: "Yeah yeah, your good. Now let's just get in the cart and- (Opens the cart and sees incredable things in it, even the glowing knife that Jong was after, from "Hall of Lame") (GASPS)....... THAT MYSTICAL DAGGER THAT JONG WAS BOTHERING HAN AND HAN SENIOR FOR?! AND IT WAS IN THE PROCESSION OF A MORONIC MERCENT?! HOW DID THAT HAPPEN?!"
  • Bing: "Well, it could be possable that-"

Flashback.

  • So Dum the bird merchent was seen walking about and minding his own business convinently around the same place where Po lost it, as the dagger bonged So Dum in the head as he made a comical face from it as tweeting birds littleally appeared from nowehere. He came through and saw that dagger.
  • So Dum: "....... Ohhhhh! A Dagger? (Grabs it and inadvertingly activates it's ability to become an engery sword)...... That can turn into a sword of pure engery?........ OHHHHHHH! THAT SHOULD GET ME AT LEAST 12 COINS?!"
Epic "Mass Facepalm"

Epic "Mass Facepalm"

Present.
  • Po: "...... You really think he was gonna sell this bodaiously awesome weapon for 12 coins?"
  • Bing: "Hey, he DID admited that he sells exotic and rare items like they're nothing impourent, so.... Yeah."
  • Icky: "........ I take back my crack about this guy being retarded. CAUSE CALLING THIS CLOWN A RETARD, IS AN INSULT TO RETARDS?!"
  • Bao Sa Mao looked at the dagger and gasped?!
  • Bao Sa Mao: "PANDA YOU FOOL, BE CAREFUL WITH THAT BLADE?!"
  • Po: "(Po was holding it)..... And, why?"
  • Bao Sa Mao: "That mystical dagger, is not ordenary mystical dagger!"
  • Icky: "That's kinda contridicting."
  • Bao Sa Mao: "I mean it's more then what it's power already deminstraight! It is an anichent artifact created by magic hunters to slay magic users! Those alike to it were once wide-spread, and forever stain the memory of magic users like how people feel about rats! That dagger is dangerious to my kind! Even when immortal!"
  • Po: "...... (Gulp)...... So....... If, Pang Bing were to see us with it..... She'll freak out?"
  • Bao Sa Mao: "Well, she'll either be trapped in crippling fear, or go beserk."
  • Icky: "So this thing is basicly like the Raid for magic folks, eh? Well let's use it like we did with Amutt once and force that bitch to surrender!"
  • Gazelle: "I don't feel comfertable using something that was used to discriminate against her or other magic users. That could make her attatude worse."
  • Po: "Me too. Besides, I'll reserve this thing for in case of an emergeny should weve be in trouble. Maybe it'll have an effect on the drones as well, considering that magic's doing all this."
  • Gazelle sighed, though mostly depressedly.
  • Bao Sa Mao: "Just be sure to be careful where you use it panda. Pang Bing's magic won't be the only thing that'll be effected. It can easily be used against my magic and that of the Louger's magic users as well."
  • Icky: "Wait..... If that thing was created by people who hated magic, then how can it do these badass star warsy things?"
  • Bao Sa Mao: "(Sighs sadly)...... Let's just say, chi has been for far longer then Oogway's reinvention of it for Kung Fu...... There was once a time, when all beings were capable to master chi....."

Flashback.

  • (Bao Sa Mao): "Chi may be a deviantion of magic, but the things it was capable of, made it enough of it's own thing and that it can do things, even the Dragon Gods dream of doing. It is clear that Chi is desten to be the predominating force of china. As such, when True Magic groups espired to have an enfluence, it was sadly, a minority that isn't to be tolerated, for they fear that magic would be used for evil and destruction."
  • (Icky): "Kinda ironic when Kai was a concern."
  • (Bao Sa Mao): "Remember that it was before Oogway's time. Anyway, because of it, the people of chi used their chi to create the likes of those daggers. And trust me, there were weapons that would put even that little beast to shame! Alot of artifacts of china, (Certain objects seen from the Kung Fu Panda Francise, Tv and movie, was seen), were at some point, weapons against magic. The weapons have since been the only evidence of this time, because eventually, a vengeful soccaor (A figure simular to Quack Ku Xun), placed a curse on the chi controls, and rendered all of users of chi, to be without chi, disabling it to others of impurity and corruption. (This figure did just that). He made it that creatures of this world, can never be able to use chi..... And so, choas from the demons of the underworld, including the likes of the fallen Dragon God, Ke-Pa, even the likes of, myself back then, were allowed to run amock of this world.... However, the curse didn't worked on everyone. Those, that had good hearts, still had the power of chi, which is why, Oogway, was able to rediscover it. (Oogway did just that). And we all know what followed sense then. (Oogway was able to defeat the threats!) The curse had another flaw. It didn't make it impossable for those with little to no purity, to relearn chi..... Which is why, such evils exist."

Flashback ends.

  • Bao Sa Mao: "The times the likes of those such weapons are so infamous, even magic users not this world, fear them like the sythe of the grim reaper. And thus, the Kung Fu Masters started the tradition of displaying the likes of those weapons in their halls, or hid them in places like the Kung Fu Museum...... To help make the world forget that Chi was once used, so irrespondsability, before Oogway began to use it right, and have the likes of you, Panda, to teach the world to weild it correctly."
  • Po: "...... I....... I never knew that......"
  • Gazelle: "(Thinks) At least I get insight on why magic discrimination existed. And all the more makes me understand Quack more..... And yet..... All the more concerned."
  • Wu Kong: "..... Well that's ONE HELL of an info dump, buddy!"
  • Mugen: "But not false. Dark Truths like that were among the reasons why I was so strict..... But it lead me to make more mistakes then I tried to avoid."
  • Bing: "..... Yikes. Deep."
  • Icky: "...... So, uh..... Should we, proceed to cart on it, or what?"
  • Po: "..... Yeah. Just stick to the plan. Who needs THIS thing?"
  • Duke: Hey, jackass, before you throw it away like a jackass, first, don't throw a sharp weapon that can impale a person's head like Styrofoam. Second, that thing is CLEARLY not something to waste. Third, we MAY need it in case things go south.
  • Po:... Good point.
  • Mugen: You were SERIOUSLY thinking about wasting it?
  • Po:... Mmmmmaybe?
  • Tsin:... (Face palms himself) And I thought I was quite loopy!
  • Shengqi: So did we.
  • Po: Alright, gang, we're almost at the van! All we need to do is jump out, run as quickly as we can, start the van, and then get the heck outta here-a!
  • Petrie: (Looks outside)... Uh, Po... Me thinks there MIGHT be a problem with that.
  • Po: What? (He looks outside and was shocked that the van was not in the spot it landed)... Where'd it go?!?
  • Gazelle: Pang Bing is clearly a very smart cat. She must've had the mind-controlled Lodgers move it to a new location. She did consider the possability of us attempting to leave.
  • Po:... Aw, poop!
  • Ducky: What do we do now?
  • Gazelle: We just need to figure out where they took it.
  • Icky: And how are we supposed to do that?
  • Fu-Xi:... I think I might have a plan.
  • Rash: What? Live bait? Because I'm pretty sure me and Teddie have had ENOUGH of that s*** as it is!
  • Mo Tong: And if you THINK about using me as a method of distraction, then you can FORGET it! Last time, I nearly lost my tail.
  • Fire: And I've almost been eaten by that frog bandit last month.
  • Fu-Xi: If that WAS what I was suggesting, I'd eat you for insubordination. (The four shivered)... Hah, I'm just kidding. But seriously, I don't appresiate that shit. I was thinking of ANOTHER plan.
  • Little Foot: And that would be?
  • Fu-Xi: "Listen, carefully, everyone."

Elsewhere.

  • The Van is seen placed in the royal stables, guarded by the strongest Lougers being dronified.
  • Gazelle:... You sure this plan of yours will work, Fu-Xi?
  • Fu-Xi: Positive. The Lodgers may be great heroes that are being used against us, but even THEY have weaknesses. And you said yourself that the Lodgers can be snapped back into reality by a specific weakness.
  • Po: Oh, you mean like Sparx's crush on Fire?
  • Fire: Wait, what?
  • Icky: Oh, yeah, we've been meaning to tell you, our friend Sparx has a crush on you.
  • Fire:... Sparx? As in, the golden glowing dragonfly?
  • Icky: Yeah. He looks at you and he gets infatuated. That COULD play well. I mean, Sparx may not be out there, but since Po brought it up, it could work.
  • Fire: Oh, bother! That's NOT what I was expecting to hear about one of you guys.
  • Icky: You think that's a shocker, you should see what he does when he meets female fairies from the Dragon Realms. He, Spyro, and Cynder went to the Fairy Lands and Sparx caused a little incident that made him s-
  • Fire: PLEASE DON'T EXPLAIN! I think I might have an idea where this is going! Also, there's children present, you talkative moron!
  • Cera: "Trust me, we heard of worse by this point of time. Possable cases of bugs being attracted to fairies to disturbing levels, don't effect us as it should."
  • Mo Tong: Well, Fire, I never thought you'd infatuate a Lodger.
  • Fire: Okay, that's OBVIOUSLY a conversation we need to have later. After this, I WILL give this 'Sparx' a good talking to about a relationship, because I feel a little uncomfortable with a dragonfly who, may be doing unsavery practices
  • Shirong: Duly noted. Now let's do this and save my son.
  • Bing: And mine!
  • Wu Kong: And my brother!
  • Mei Ling: AND MY WITTLE SNOOKY-WOOKUMS! (The others gave her 'WTF' faces)...
  • Shirong:... If you're referring to my son, I kinda already covered it. Also, interesting to know he's into francising himself to inter-spieces relationships.
  • Can-Shoo: Yeah, way to make it awkward, toots!
  • Po: So, Fu-Xi, should we move out?
  • Fu-Xi: Not yet! Wait for Ming!
  • Woo: I swear, Mr. Fu-Xi, if my daughter doesn't get out of this alive, then-
  • Fu-Xi: She'll be fine! She's smart enough to do this and get out without a scratch. We just need to wait for the right moment.
  • Cera: How long is that?
  • Fu-Xi: Won't be long now.... (Ming was seen hiding in a barrel waiting to strike)... Any moment now...
  • Ming:... ("This is bulls***! This is a STUPID plan! Monkey's not going to just sober up just by watching me fight! These Lodgers would have my head before I could even pluck a hair!")
  • A Droneifived Crane and Mantis were patroling around the barrol.
  • Ming:... ("And it just got harder!")
  • Po: Oh, crap-baskets! Mantis and Crane are at Ming's location! If Mantis can thrash a person much larger than him, then Ming doesn't stand a chance!
  • Fu-Xi: I'm sure the young lady knows what she's doing.
  • Po: Hey, it's impossible for ANYBODY to step on him. It's hardly ever happened nowadays.
  • Fu-Xi: Just put faith in Ming.
  • Woo: (Growls, with clenched teeth) I SWEAR TO GOD!!!
  • Gricky: C'mon, try posing as a commoner! THAT should motivate'cha!
  • Hu: I'm pretty sure the Lodgers aren't stupid enough to fall for-
  • Fu-Xi: "Their minds are warped by an evil cat witch! I'm sure it's possable to get away with things that wouldn't fool a normal person. Just act like something not a threat, and the mindless sentitinals won't be a threat."
  • Po: Well, it's just that, this is the Lodgers we're talking about. The heroes who took down countless threats and even GODS?!? Mind-controlled or not, I kinda thought they'd be above that. So I SINCERELY doubt that they'll fall for-
  • Granny: (Goes in dressed as an old lady) HEY, PENIS-MUNCHERS, UH, I MEAN, GREAT SHELL LODGERS!! My old sister has fallen and she can't get up, nor can she feel anything in her everywhere, or fly her way to her poor husband's funeral. If there was some people who could both fly and do accurate acupuncture, I would be SO thankful! (Crane and Mantis looked at each other and inner instinct told them to take her off as they flew off) YIPES!!!
  • Po:... Wow!
  • Fu-Xi: See? What'd I tell you. Now Ming can get back to focusing on the mission without trouble.
  • Ming: ("Yeesh, that old lady is more clever than I gave her credit for. I guess I should learn to appreciate old people more.")...
  • Fu-Xi:... Alright, Ming, any second now...
  • Ming:... ("Okay, Ming, get ready to attack on the count of 3!... 1... 2...")
  • Gilda: (She suddenly sits on the barrel)
  • Ming:... ("WHAT THE?!?") (She struggles to get out)
  • Cera: (Dubbed as Sweetie Belle) AW, COME ON!!! (Everyone shushes her and quickly hid away to a new hiding place before the drone lougers noticed.)
  • Icky: "(Quietly) CAN YOU BASICLY NOT DO THAT?!"
  • Cera: "(Quietly) Well excuse me if this plan is falling apart?!"
  • Icky: "Oh, don't worry, I know how to get Gilda's attention, even as a mindless drone. (Pulls out a pen)."
  • Ducky: "..... A pen, Mr. Icky?"
  • Icky: "Not just any pen. (Turns on the light) A laser pen."
  • Gazelle: "You do that sort've thing too? On off days, I use a pen on my tiger brothers and watch them try to get it. (Giggles abit), It's fun."
  • Icky: "Watch and a-learn."
  • Icky points the laser where Gilda is, which notices it with cat-like curiosity, and like a cat, began trying to catch the laser! It lead Gilda away from the barrol!
  • Little Foot:... Has she EVER fallen for THAT before?
  • Icky: Well, she IS 23. Equestrian Griffins have a longer maturity rate than ponies or even humans given their longer lifespans, which they CLEARLY needed since their gold-guarding roles and their war against the Arimaspi.
  • Ducky:... What's an Arimaspi?
  • Ming:... (Sighs) ("Never knew the griffin was THIS stupid! Anyway, 1...2...3!! (She jumps in and attacks the Lodgers, dodging everything they threw at her until she cornered Monkey)... There you are! (The two fought for 20 seconds as the non-mind-controlled heroes watched as Monkey briefly stopped.)... Huh? Monkey?
  • Monkey: "(Though still looks as if he's under the spell) Wha, what's going on?! Why am I blind?! (Monkey appears to be still fighting Ming) AND WHY CAN'T I CONTROL MYSELF?!
  • Ming: "Ok, something tells me that there may be more to you, then just an admiror of my skill!"
  • Monkey: "Ming?! Is that you?! Please get away! I, I think still stuck in Pang Bing's spell in some inexplitable way!"
  • Woo: I thought watching her fight would snap him out of his trance!
  • Fu-Xi: It did, but hardly enough to truely free him. It's clear that Monkey has more sencere feelings for your daughter then expected. It's clear that that's not good enough. It has to be something stronger.
  • Ming:... (Sighs) I can't believe I'm about to do this, but... (She kisses Monkey on the lips as it effectively fully frees him out of his trance)
  • Cera: Iccck! Cooties!
  • Monkey: Ugh.... Whoa, that was some nightmare, I- (Looks to see that he's surrounded by drone-a-fiived lougers and that he sees Ming in front of him)...... OH CRUD, IT'S NOT A DREAM?!
  • Ming: Talk later, act now, and kick ass! (She continues defending herself against the mind-controlled Lodgers, but a droneafived Viper tangles around her legs and traps her down!) LET ME GO?! (A Droneifived Shifu was about to use a nerve attack!)
  • Monkey: NOOO!!! (He defends her as he kicks Shifu off) SORRY MASTER?! (Grabs Viper and tossed her away) SORRY VIPER?!
  • Ming: "...... You..... You saved me...."
  • Monkey: "..... Well, ya know, it was a hero thing, and an implause thing. Also, I do NOT recimend being hypnotised by Pang Bing, freaky stuff and-"
  • A Droneifived Thunderclap pounced onto Monkey and screeched, as Moneky tried to fight him off!
  • Ming: "MONKEY?!"
  • Ming tried to come to his aide, but the rest of the droneifived Dactyls and the Raptors intersected and snarled, laughed and chackled, blocking her way!
  • Po: Should we go in and help them?
  • Tsin: Seems so! LET'S CHAAAAARGE!!!
  • Thunderclap was about to over-wealm Monkey!
  • Monkey: "I don't wanna hurt you Thunderclap! Your only under Pang Bing's spell! Also, I don't think Trixie would forgive me for hurting someone that's basicly her biggest fan! She's sensitive about stuff like that?!"
  • Thunderclap: "ALL HAIL, PANG BING?! (Screeches as he aimed to chomp onto Monkey, when suddenly, Hu used his trunk to grab Thunderclap by the neck)!"
  • Hu: "Sorry ol chap, but this is for your own good!"
  • Hu then stuffs Thunderclap into the barrol!
  • Fu-Xi proceeded to smack away the other Dactyls and the Raptors!
  • Bubbha and the raptors got up quickly and snarled!
  • Icky intersected!
  • Icky: "Bubbha, Lureane, Earl, Pervis, stop! You guys gotta fight it! Your under Pang Bing's freaky hocus pocus! It's me, Icky!"
  • The Raptors snarled at him!
  • Icky: "Guys, wait! I don't understand! It's like they don't reckindise me!"
  • Fu-Xi: "(Was fighting off a hissing Viper) Remember the shorce of what started your friendship with them and use that! And hurry before they get the idea of ripping you apart like a pack of wolves on a Ibex!!"
  • Woo and Ming: "HEY?!"
  • Fu-Xi: "IT WAS PURELY AN EXSAMPLE?!"
  • Icky: (Sighs) Well, good thing I only got this one Coke! (Takes out a can)... SUCKS that it was the last can in the fridge before they hogged it up. But... (Shakes it and opens it, as it blasts all over the Raptors as they started tasting it as they snapped out of their trance)
  • Bubbha:... What in tarnation?!?
  • Pervis: WOW! That was some nightmare... Or... Maybe I'm still having it!
  • Lurleane: I done think we was mind-controlled by Pang!
  • Bubbha: Well, no more!
  • Icky: GREAT! Now let's get the ship and blast off and get help.
  • Bubbha: And who might that be?
  • Icky: I have no idea. Po's the one with the plan!
  • Earl:... Whatever, let's bite some butts! (They attacked with Icky)

Palace.

  • Duke was seen sneaking in and about as he saw Granny being taken to the palace and left there.
  • Duke reached up to Granny Gricky.
  • Duke: "Ms. Grick, the progress of getting the van has begun! It's time for us to get going!"
  • Gricky: "About time. Got a way to get me there quick enough, scrawny?"
  • Duke: "Oh please, my wife called me worse at times. (Sees a cart)..... Oh.... That's convinent."
  • Chattering was heard within the palace as Duke quickly got Gricky onto the cart and started to haul like crazy!
  • Wu Hu and the drones arrived, as he saw too late that Duke was retreating with Gricky!
  • Wu Hu: "..... Well I'll be a son of a gun..... (To the drones)..... Uh..... You guys, might wanna stop that, and maybe, I don't know, see if the van team are in trouble?"
  • The drones charged off!
  • Gricky turned around.
  • Gricky: "Head's up scrawny, I think those processed meat-heads got wise."
  • The Drones were seen chasing after the duo!
  • Duke: "DAHHH!? I can't lead these guys to the van! I have to lose them!"
  • Gricky: "No duh, genius! But I don't see how THAT will work. All they'll do is lead us TO the van, cutting off every turn away from it!"
  • Duke: It wouldn't hurt to try, Gram-Gram! (Some of the drones blocked their paths) SON OF A-
  • Gricky: RAM 'EM!!!
  • Duke: BUT THEY'RE STILL OUR FELLOW MEMBERS!!! WE CAN'T JUST-
  • Gricky: IT'S EITHER THAT OR LEAD THEM TO THE VAN, WEASEL-BOY!!!
  • Duke:... (Breaths in) SORRY, FELLAS!!! YaaAAAAAHHHH!! (They plowed through them like bowling pins)
  • Gricky: See? Nothing to it!
  • Boss Wolf: HAIL PANG BIIIIIIIIIIIIIING!!! (He jumps onto the cart and tries to attack Duke as he dodged every swing in the same manner as in the movie, and chuckled as he panicked when seeing signs, which Boss Wolf responded to by grabbing him and bashing him on them, chuckling)
  • Duke: OW, OW, OW, OW, OW! WHY, ARE, THERE, SO, MANY, SIGNS! (He approaches an arch) AAH!! (Bites BW)
  • Boss Wolf: OWCH!!! (He gets smacked by the arch) OOF! (He rolled to the ground as Gricky and Duke wheeled away)
  • Duke: BON VOYAGE-Y, MUTTSY!!! SMELL MY BIG HAIRY CANYON, YOU-
  • Gricky: Heads up, weasel-boy!
  • Duke: (Looks behind them as he sees a wall) AAH!! (He turned out of the way as more drone Lodgers, these being the Penguins, got in their way)
  • Skipper: All hail Pang Bing!
  • Duke:... Now what? Running through them might kill them!
  • Gricky: I have a better idea! FISH!!!
  • Rico: FIIIIISH?!? (He ends up disrupting the other Penguins, leaving Duke to wheel Gricky right past them)
  • Gricky:... Suckers!
  • Duke: SO WHERE DO WE GO?!?
  • Gricky: The van, genius!
  • Duke: BUT THERE'S STILL LODGERS AFTER US!!!
  • Gricky: Or ARE there?
  • Duke: What're you talking abou- (Gricky threw several obstacles at them with her cane that slowed them down long enough for them to dash away)...
  • Gricky: Now strap yourself in, weasel-boy! GRANNY'S DONE RUNNIN'!
  • Duke: BUT THERE AIN'T ANY SEATBELTS!! PLUS, I'M THE ONE CARRYIN' THE DAMN CART, YA' OLD HAG!!! (Gricky jabs him in the chest with her cane) OOH!
  • Gricky: DON'T YOU MOUTH OFF TO ME, YOUNG MAN! JUST RUN!!!
  • Duke: "Ok ok, yeesh!"
  • Duke continues carring the cart away!
  • Luckly, the other drones recovered from the obstacles until they saw they were far off to keep chase and ended up losing them!
  • Wu Hu came down.
  • Wu Hu: "Try not to worry about the weasel and the ugly bird lady! I kinda have an idea where they going! Quick! To the van's location!"
  • The drones charge off to the van's location!

Palace Tower.

  • Pang Bing is overlooking the entire city, and sees the situation unfold....
  • Pang Bing: "..... Bolder then I have anpisipated. But their bravery shall be met with failure."
  • ???: "Must you be so sure of yourself, Pang Bing?"
  • Lady Su Ming Cao came forth.
  • Lady Su Ming Cao: "You have risked, so needlessly much, just to avenge something that is no longer hated."
  • Pang Bing: "I can almost argue the same thing as well, only more torwords going against me. All your doing is exposing missing pieces to my starter collection. I'm positive that your "son", and those ragtag team of lessers, would make lovely additions. And should they continue to be persistent, I'll be more then glad to quell their rebelion myself. And any drone they would free, will be rendered pointless when I can just as easily reinstate my control. And even with your magic and that of the former horror legend, Bao Sa Mao..... Well..... That of yours and his, can't protect them forever. Espeically not you, bug. Even as we speak, my magic is not only restored, but growing stronger with each passing moment. I bet by now, even dispite how quickly these heroes came for their van, I would be strong enough to defeat the likes, of the sage that created the famed Lord of Snakes. Even with this in mind..... Why risk your life in a situation that should not truthfully concern you?"
  • Lady Su Ming Cao: "....... Because, you are a member of a vastly unappresiated community in this world. And one of very few that are left. I would wish to help you out of this path you choosen. I agree that what happened many centauries ago, wasn't right, and they were wrong to prosicute magic like they did..... I'm giving you a chance, Pang. Stop what you are doing, and surrender peacefully, or else your actions will only invite a greater fall. You would not dare expect the villain teams, the High Council, nor many of the Lougers allies, to ignor what your doing? Let alone the rest of the imperial family and the imperial forces? They will not stand for your actions Pang. I plead, beg, and implore you. Let go of your hatred for a long forsaken age of discrimination, and admit peace with yourself."
  • Pang Bing: "....... You think I'm doing this SOLEY because of magic discrimination? If it helps, I do acknowledged that it's horrorable age of it's grip is gone..... But the problem is, not just only because it was allowed to happened, nor that people would openly think like that, but my problem is with the very existence of discrimination! Not just that, Lady Su, but consider this! Magic discrimination may be dead here, but that doesn't mean it doesn't have life in other worlds! Whether it's mere denial or even something as barbaric as, (snarls in disgust thinking about it), Witch hunts, it became clear that unwarrentied hatred, fear, or just plain ignorence of magic is not exclusive to this world! My aim is MORE then just vengence for our struggling magic brothers and sisters of this world, even if they appresiated it or not, but for things BEYOND magic alone! Things like what happened with my order, AND MY GUILD OF SISTERS, are why we wanted to promote peace to begin with! But we would've done things peacefully, had it not been for the foolishness and selfishness of others! If you don't wish to suport this, fine! Though it's sad to know this when you could've benifited from this, considerng your son's reputation after all."
  • Lady Su Ming Cao: "My son has proven capable to make redemption without these sort've things. Yes, he was, misguided about it in the past, and he can still be considered, unstable, but he has more then enough proven that he's returning to the hero I groomed him to be. He steered from his initial dark path, because he has those that helped him back up..... I know that your only like this because you are mostly alone, baring the negitive enfluences you have demed allies.... And I mean more then just the criminals of the Capital. It is not a secret to me, that, HE, is involved with your life. You surely know that his kind is dangerious to trust. Just because he so happened to have found your sisters, doesn't mean he'll turely live up to his promises without some kind of horrorable price. And I know for certain, that your sisters would agree to this with me."
  • Pang Bing snarled!
  • Pang Bing: "DON'T, YOU DARE SPEAK LIKE THAT ABOUT MY SISTERS?! YOU NEVER MET THEM?! YOU SHOULDN'T EVEN KNOW THEY EXIST?!"
  • Lady Su Ming Cao: "I am aware of the existence of all magic users. Who do you think is the reason why my son is even doing this? In fact, I was only gonna come to the capital to send Quack to his place and summon the aide of the Lightfly Queen to help the Uniter, but then, I discovered that you as well will be a burden to the already wounded name of magic. And as one of the strongest magic user who came to stand up to your methods, I can't let you see this through."
  • Pang Bing: "..... Then be ready to pay the toll of your ill-advised bravery, YOUR OLD CROME OF AN INSECT?!"
  • Pang Bing levitated up into the air and fired her magic lightning as Lady Su calmly rised her front claw and relected off like it was nothing.
  • Lady Su Ming Cao: "Your anger will not earn you an easy victory this time."
  • Pang Bing: "Then my strentgh and determination, WILL?!" (She fired multiple times as Su constantly reflected them, easily reflecting another back at her) UUURGGHH!!! (Growls) Lucky shot, pest!
  • Lady Su Ming Cao: Look at yourself, Pang! You wanted to show that magic can bring peace! Now look at you! You're proving that magic can also bring chaos!
  • Pang: I am STILL on that cause, thank you very much! I just aim to first PURGE magic discrimination entirely, so that I can resume my quest. My sisters shall be avenged by this.
  • Lady Su Ming Cao: That's not peace, that's being akin to a controler! I bet your sisters are looking at you with SHEER disappointment.
  • Pang: WHAT DID I SAY ABOUT MENTIONING MY SISTERS?!? (She blasts a powerful magic wave at Su as she withstood it)
  • Lady Su Ming Cao:... Just because I'm a Goliath Beetle, it doesn't mean I'm as fragile as one. Magic can make me as durable as Master Mantis is with Kung Fu. But then again, you wouldn't know about my species because we're not normally native to Asia. I'm merely a travelling sage who found her place in China.
  • Pang: It doesn't matter. I'm going to keep doing this until you FINALLY go 'snap'! (They proceeded to participate in a magic duel as this music played)
Super Street Fighter IV OST Theme of Blanka-0

Super Street Fighter IV OST Theme of Blanka-0

  • Wu Hu was about to come in and noticed a magic battle is comencing and noticed the destruction.....
  • Wu Hu: "Uh..... I can clearly see your busy, so...."
  • Wu Hu leaves.

Van's location.

  • Monkey: (Approaches Sandy as she puts up a good fight with him)... (Sighs) I can't believe I'm gonna risk my head doing this but... TEXAS SUUUUUUUCKS!!!
  • Sandy: (She starts blabbering in anger as she snaps out of her trance dubbed as the Boondocks guy) WHAT DID YOU SAY, BUTT-FACE?!?... Wait... What the heck?
  • Monkey: Whew! At least it worked. Now, can you get SpongeBob to snap out of his trance?
  • Sandy: Does it involve me kissing him again?
  • Monkey: Is there ANY other way?
  • Sandy:... (Sighs) Fine! (She confronts SpongeBob as they both fought long enough for Sandy to kiss him on the lips, causing him to snap out of his trance)
  • SpongeBob: (A sputtering squirt was heard off-camera as Monkey was disgusted) OHHHH YEAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!
  • Sandy: OH, SWEET BALLAD OF DAVY CROCKETT, IT'S ALL OVER HIS PANTS!!!
  • Monkey:... SORRY!!!
  • Sandy: Yeah, of COURSE you are! But... (Sighs) At least you're back. Wait, you aren't that considerably strong, what're you even doing here?
  • SpongeBob: Ok, 2 things here. First of all, I am considered a keyblade weilder, even though that status is neglected beyond belief, but reguardless, I am at best at "Meh" in the strentgh department because of it as thanks to Tman back in the early days. Secondly..... Remind me to change my pants once we get out of this!
  • Sandy: Less chat, more van!
  • SpongeBob: Right! (They started fighting for 12 seconds until Granny Gricky and Duke came in on the cart yelling in slow motion like when Timon and Pumbaa fell into the water in Lion King 1/2, crashing into a cabbage stand)
  • Duck Citizen: MY CABBAGES!!! ONCE AGAIN?!
  • Icky: "Oh for god sake, body, why are you even working in the holidays?!"
  • Duck: "Well sometimes our idea of celebrating the holidays is hard work and making sure you at least have basic food on the table, buddy!"
  • Icky: "Also, WHAT ARE CABBAGES DOING IN CHINA?!"
  • Po: ".... We also have an apple cart duck."
  • Apple Cart Duck: "Also, this is based on a media created by an american studio and it's a joke from another american cartoon. Don't expect cultural food accreatecy in cartoons."
  • Icky: "..... Fair enough, but seriously mack, this place is in the middle of a hostile take over by an angry cat witch. Ya might wanna consider the practice of closing up when dodge has accured."
  • Duck: "Well this is pretty much my last stand in the capital anyway, so, I might as well. Oh, by the way, you guys owe me money for those stands."
  • Icky: "And we'll do so as a chrismas gift for ya, now just please exit already before our droneifived friends think of hurting ya or something?"
  • Duck: "Ok ok, I get it, I was trying to have a business in a bad time! Yeesh. Lesson learn. Don't try to sell cabbages on the holidays or when the Lougers are around. Yikes. I know last minute work is stressful, but sheesh." (Leaves....)
  • Duke: (He had a cabbage in his mouth as he spit it out) HAH! The Duke of Kickassery is in the HOOOOOUSSSEEE!!!
  • Granny: Let's rumble!!!
  • Gazelle: "Wait, you guys weren't followed, right?"
  • Duke: "Aw don't worry, we ditched our chasers."
  • Gazelle: "That's fine, but did you at least make sure they can't come to where the van is, because it's likely that it won't matter that they lose you as long as they already know where your going...."
  • Silence.....
  • Gazelle: "..... Ohhhhh dear Darwin, you didn't think that far, did you two?"
  • Duke: "..... Waaa-Whooops."
  • Fu-Xi: "Then I believe it's time for  the Panda and rest of you, to make the escape! All this will end up being for nought if the drones capture you!"
  • Po, Lu Kang, Hu, Woo, Ming, Icky, Gricky, LBFT group, and finally Gazelle and Duke board the van!
  • Sandy: "Let's go Spongebo-"
  • Tigress pounced onto Sandy and pinned her down!
  • Spongebob: "SANDY?! Don't take this too personally Tigress, BUT HANDS OFF MY SQUIRL, YOU WOMAN THAT GETS MISTAKEN TO BE A MAN?! OR I'LL-"
  • Viper wraps around Spongebob and entangles him!
  • Monkey: "DON'T WORRY GUYS, I'LL-"
  • Lord Shen pounced onto Monkey and held him down with his bladed claws!
  • Monkey: "OW, OW, SHARP BLADED CLAWS, OW?!"
  • The Dactyls swoop in and snagged the raptors!
  • Icky: "OH NO, OUR FREED FRIENDS?!"
  • Sandy: "YOUR GONNA HAVE TO GO ON WITH US?! YOUR ONLY HOPE TO EVER FREE US TO GET WHATEVER PO IS PLANNING AND GO ON FROM THERE?!"
  • Monkey: "SAVE- OW, YOURSELVES?! EVERYTHING WILL END UP BEING POINTLESS IF PANG BING, OR MORE SPEFICILY (THE STAMPEDE OF DRONES ARE SEEN) THEM?!"
  • Spongebob: "IT'LL BE TOO DANGERIOUS TO HELP US?! SAVE YOURSELVES?!"
  • Po: "CAN WE AT LEAST SAVE SANDY?! SHE'S PRETTY MUCH THE ONLY ONE BESIDES DODO WHO CAN DRIVE?!"
  • Sandy: "YOUR GONNA HAVE TO CHANCE IT WITHOUT ME?! CAUSE THEY AIN'T GONNA WAIT FOR YA'LL TO SAVE US LIKE IDIOTS?! (The drones charged on!)"
  • Bubbha: "SO QUIT WORRIN' ABOUT US AND GIT ALREADY?!"
  • Po: "But-"
  • Fu-Xi: "When the raptor saids leave, (Whips the van's door to slam close) LEAVE?!"
  • The reinforcement drones arrived in droves, made of the rest of the lougers, the villains and the minions, and the newly mind-warped guards and imperial servents!
  • Tsin: "ALL RIGHT EVERYONE, NO ONE LEAVES FOREVER?! CHAAAARGE?!"
  • Fu-Xi and the recruited lessers charged and fought in a blaze of glory!

In van.

  • The Heroes arrived in the cockpit.
  • Po: "Ok! Someone else is gonna have to cover for us!"
  • Icky: "..... Anyone know how to drive a space van?"
  • Gazelle: "...... Could I, try again?"
  • Po: "..... Dawwwwwwoh! I'd say no, but now's not a good time for that! Your gonna have to take the wheel Gazelle!"
  • Icky: "Aw crap, we're really gonna risk more crazy space shenanigans?"
  • A Drone of Shifu latched onto the windows of the cockpit and tried to repeatingly break in!
  • Po: "NO TIME'S A BETTER TIME THEN NOW FOR LESSONS?!"
  • Gazelle: "Ok, let me see if I can get him off! What this button do!?"
  • Icky: "Wait, wait, wait, that's the-"
  • Gazelle pressed the button and music is played!
If you wanna be my lover spice girls lyrics

If you wanna be my lover spice girls lyrics

  • The Shifu drone stopped in confusion of the song.

Outside.

  • The Drones stopped what they're doing in confusion to the song, to the confusion of Fu-Xi and others....

In van again.

  • Gazelle: "...... That's clearly the radio."
  • Po: "Wait, look!"
  • Drone Shifu is seen shaking his groove to the song.

Outside.

  • The Drones began dancing!
  • Fu-Xi: "..... Wow, Pang Bing may have stronger magic, but she REALLY needs to adjust these appearent bugs in her system."

Tower.

  • Pang Bing sees this from a far while still fighting Lady Su.
  • Pang Bing: "..... (Sighs), Clearly there's room for improvement here."

In Van Again.

  • Gazelle: "..... It seems that music is capable to memerised them, leaving them acceptable to dance!"
  • Icky: "Did Pang Bing sapped their minds that badly that they're dancing to Spice Girls, who haven't been relivent years?! Gah! Then thank GOD Pang Bing never went to work for Justin Bieber, or the hater community would be toasted!"
  • Po: "Besides the point guys! We need to get Shifu off without hurting him?!"
  • Gazelle: "Got it! What about this button?"
  • Po: "Wait those are the-"
  • Gazelle presses a button and lazer windsheild whippers smack at Shifu and have comicly comicly howl in pain as his tail was set on fire!
  • Po: "...... New, Lazer Whippers we got from Lexus as a chrismas gift."
  • Gazelle: "..... Sorry."
  • Po: "It's ok, it's garrentied to be unfatal. (Shifu was seen comicly burned and still dancing)..... Though you would be AMAZED with what you can live through."
  • Gazelle: "Ok, how do I get this thing off the ground?!"
  • Duke: "..... Have you tried the ignition?"
  • Gazelle looks at that with the keys in it....
  • Gazelle: "...... Sorry."
  • Gazelle turns the ignition on!
  • Gazelle: "Ok, heads up, is the van the kind of vigile with stick drive, or swift?"
  • Po: "WHY ARE YOU ASKING THAT QUESTION?!"
  • Gazelle: "Cause I'm still workig on using stick driving!"
  • Icky: "Trust me, we switched to Swift ages ago with we met Lexus!"
  • Gazelle: "Good! (Looks at the swift system and it's utterly confusing)....."
  • Icky: "..... Hey we didn't say it was "NORMAL" Swift. Futurasia has very freakishly complex driving machanics."
  • Gazelle: "....... Crap. Ok, let's hope I can do this right. Which one is reverse? It's in some sort've alien languise."
  • Icky: "Duh, thing is......... We're not much the drivers. Heck, I haven't drove since Pre-Lexus times."
  • Gazelle: "Ok, let me try something here!"
  • Gazelle pressed the swift keys, but the van ends up doing crazy and weird things to the confusion of Fu-Xi and others.
  • Icky: "Ya know kid, your gonna set a bad exsample for women drivers?!"
  • Gazelle: "TO BE FAIR, THIS SORT'VE THING WOULD MAKE EVEN A DALI LLAMA OF FEMALE DRIVERS CONFUSED OUT OF HER WITS?!"
  • Sandy's voice: "Oh for crud's sake, TRY THE ONE THAT LOOKS LIKE ALIEN WORD IN SHAPE OF A BUTT?!"
  • Gazelle: "Wait wha- (Sees that)..... Now that's just crude."
  • Gazelle pressed it as the van does reverse and flouts up.
  • Gazelle: "I gotten it! Now, to just fly away and-"
  • The Van was seen crashing to various buildings!
  • Spongebob's voice: "YOUR GOOD, YOUR GOOD, YOUR GOOD, YOUR GOOD, YOUR GOOD, YOUR GOOD, YOUR GOOD, AND-"
  • The Van prematurely enters hyperdrive!
  • Spongebob's voice: "Gone."

Back to the Holding location.

  • The Drones returned to normal.
  • Spongebob: "...... I'm sure they'll buff out those straches."
  • Sandy: ".... Oy........"

Tower.

  • Pang Bing and Lady Su have entered a beam lock!
  • Lady Su: "Give in, Pang Bing! By know, the heroes have already escaped!"
  • Pang Bing: "Even then, it won't matter! They'll eventually come back with a cute attept to invite another magic user to aide them! And like you soon enough, I will congure this magic user, then I will make them mine for good!"
  • Lady Su: "Do not let your ambition blind you! It will not garrentie victory?!"
  • Pang Bing: "Wanna bet?"
  • The Beam lock continues.

Fu-Xi's location.

  • Fu-Xi and his recruited forces are still holding strong against the drones!
  • Fu-Xi: "FIGHT TO THE VERY LAST MAN OR WOMAN?!"
  • Suddenly, Criminal Archers pop out from the roofs of the buildings and aimed at the battlegrounds, with Mama Xei and Wu Hu coming out last!
  • Wu Hu: "Ok fellas, when I say ready, you fire the knock-out arrows of Sleeping Dragon to subdue those wiseasses on my command! On the count of 3..... 1...... 2........ Uh..... 2 and a half. 2 and three quarters..... Uh....... Ok, wait, what comes after 2? Oh right, right! 3?! FIRE?!"
  • The Archers began to fire the arrows!
  • Fu-Xi: "UMBRELLA DEFENCE, NOW?!" (The Ladies of the Shade and Song shielded the fighters and themselves with whatever they got while those that were capable of catching the arrows did so)
  • Mugen: You sure it was wise to not join the Dragon Warrior?
  • Fu-Xi: To be fair, we wouldn't have caught up anyway given how good these mind-controlled Lodgers are. All we could do was make sure they escaped before the Lodgers caught them.
  • Shengqi: Then what do we do now?
  • Fu-Xi: Remember the plan! We just need to hold out a bit longer, otherwise we'll end up like the Lodgers here.
  • Tsin: Then by all means, we SHALL!
  • Cheen-Gwan: And... What was the plan again?
  • Fu-Xi: WELL, I CAN'T REVEAL IT IN THE SITUATION WE'RE IN!!! ALL YOU CAN DO NOW IS TRUST ME!!!

Tower

  • Pang Bing: (She manages to overpower Su's beam lock as she fell on the ground)... HAH! You're getting weaker and weaker by the moment. You're just TOO inexperienced in magic. As for ME?!? I've had GENERATIONS to build up my powers. And NOW my powers are capable of evolving. You're finished, bug!
  • Su: Oh, I don't think so, Pang! There's STILL ways to get out of situations like this! EMERGENCY JETTISON WAVE!! (She used a similar blast to Merlin and Gazelle in Safety or Freedom as she, as well as her comrades, were gone and Pang Bing was surprised)...
  • Pang Bing: WHAT?!? WHERE'D YOU GO, YOU LITTLE PEST?!?... (Growls)... Coward!

Outside Imperial City

  • Su: (They teleported out of city limits as they recovered in exhaustion)... Whew!... It is done!
  • Kweng:... Well, your timing couldn't have been more perfect!
  • Mugen: (Flopping on the ground gasping) Uh, if you don't mind, they kinda smashed my source of water! They were smart enough to prepare for a future encounter with me! (Gasps)
  • Mo Tong: Uh, lady, there's a pond literally 7 feet away from you!
  • Mugen: YOU EXPECT ME TO GET THERE ON MY OWN?!? I'M A F****** FISH!!! (Gasps)
  • Kwan: (Sighs) I got it! (He kicks her in the pond as she gasped)
  • Fire:... So now what?
  • Fu-Xi: Now we wait for the heroes to get back with whatever help they're getting. And given that Pang Bing will be searching for us, we need to remain diligent and out of their eyes at all times until then.
  • Mugen: Don't see how easy THAT will be. Some of us need water, and it's not like there's a TON of it outside the city.
  • Fu-Xi: Well, given Pang Bing is a clever kitty who has control of the fricking main characters of the show who can make villains look like jokes, we have very little options here, so FIGURE IT OUT!!!
  • Lady Su Ming Cao: And that emergency jettison spell that got us here has left me completely depowered for the next 24 hours. So you guys will have to hold out for an entire day if you want me back.
  • Tsin: "Uh, guys, one slight problem..... I THINK WE LEFT THE FREED DRONES BEHIND?!"
  • Lady Su Ming Cao: "..... I'm sorry..... My magic was weaken from battling Pang Bing. I did not meant to-"
  • Fu-Xi: "It's fine. Fact of the matter is, we did enough to slow down Pang Bing on her plans. She'll be focus on repairing the mess we made and delay her plans. Let's just hope it will not be a quickly repaired mess."

Tower Palace.

  • Pang Bing was soothing anger on the throwne as Wu Hu came in.
  • Pang Bing: "Damage report?"
  • Wu Hu: "Well so far, only a few lougers were freed. It could've been worse."
  • Pang Bing: "But not over all insignifigent. Even with my power, it is sadly exhausted from that blasted beetle. We'll simply have to put them in holding cells until I can be at full strentgh again, as well as improve on my spell, AND at the same time, get my plan into motion!"
  • Wu Hu: "Cool. Cool. And don't worry, I knew two tough guys that'll make great wardens there. And no, they're not Xin and Sin."
  • Pang Bing: "Good. At least you make an attempt to learn from your mistakes. But now we must be even more cautious. I want you and the criminals of the capital to begin a hunting party for that bug and her snake son and those lessers! We can't afford to allow them to become a threat to us!"
  • Wu Hu: "Yeah totally. We can't have those guys screw us over. I'll make sure they'll be served to you on a silver platter with bruzed asses."
  • Pang Bing: "Good..... And by the way. Once things go back on track, your reward of the Captial's treasury, will be given to you as promised."
  • Wu Hu: "Cool, cool. The gang will love to know about that. Though, wait..... Won't your, brainwash thing effect me and the others too?"
  • Pang Bing: "Oh don't worry. Because you offered willfull service, you and your "gang" will be spared from my plans. Just be warned not to make too many mistakes, or I will not hesitate to consider that maybe you might need to be MADE compident!?"
  • Wu Hu: "Whoa whoa, easy there, Pang. I totally promise you, these mistakes won't start to become a thing."
  • Pang Bing: "Good...... Oh, and Wu? Tell Xin and Sin that I'll be expecting them soon. I want to inform them that they are on thin ice with me. Anymore mistakes from them, and..... Well..... You know exactly what will happen."
  • Wu Hu: "(Gulp)..... I'll uh..... Be sure the twins get the idea to see ya."
  • Wu Hu leaves.
  • Pang Bing: "(Sighs)...... If I am not careful, this misstep will be a sign of things to come."

Chapter 5: Meeting the Lightflies/Eagle-Beak, In Or Out?

Space.

  • The Van just came out of hyper-drive and went to normal, and already it began to do more weird things!

Inside the van.

  • Gazelle was joyfully pressing buttons as various wacky things happen!
  • Gazelle: "I think I'm mastering this!"
  • Icky: "(Getiing made to go through a diaper change) WHY DO WE EVEN HAVE THIS FEATURE?!"
  • Hu was being made to put on make-up!
  • Hu: "..... (Sighs), I would've made a lovely woman."
  • Woo was freaking out as he splashed about in the jacoozi!
  • Woo: "MING!? HELP?! I CAN'T SWIM?!"
  • Ming: "It's only like a foot of water father! Your embarrising me?!"
  • Po was being made to walk on a treadmill!
  • Po: "(Pants), My number 2 arch-enemy! TREADMILLS?!"
  • Lu Kang was stuffed into a giant Pickle Jar.
  • Lu Kang: "...... I have a feeling that I am never gonna have luck with Pickle Jars."
  • Gricky was in a swimming pool.
  • Gricky: "Ahhhhhh..... Finally somebody draws me a bath. (The years of filth and dirt contaminate the pool)."
  • Cera: "Ok, this is getting out of hand!"
  • Little Foot: "Mr Duke, is it possable for you to get Miss Gazelle to stop?"
  • Duke: "No promises she'll listen to me in that state of glee, but let me see what I can do!"
  • Duke got to Gazelle!
  • Duke: Uh, Gazzy, I think it's time you left the driver's wheel to someone else.
  • Gazelle: (Stops and calms down....)....... (Dejected) Ohhh, okay..... Who's the new driver?
  • Icky: (Sighs) I am capable of driving the van. I've done it a couple of times, so just lend me the wheel.
  • Gazelle: (She hands him the wheel as he got the van back in shape)...
  • Icky: "..... Also, I noticed that you have a bit more engery then what we seen of you."
  • Gazelle: "Oh. I guess that initional weakness thing was a brief side-effect. Still not pleasent though."
  • Icky: Geez! I haven't seen someone this psyched out by something this year since I read that A Whole New World: Twisted Tales book that depicted an alternate history of Aladdin's world.
  • Gricky: Can't a lady can't take a bath in peace?
  • Icky: Granny, you've already contaminated the pool! Last time we put you in a pool, it took WEEKS to clean out. Seriously, you need to take showers. THAT'S much more sanitary.
  • Gricky: I'm a fricking old lady, Ickster! It's not that easy to take showers now.
  • Icky: Why don't you ask those commercials with showers for old ladies?
  • Gricky: DON'T BACK-TALK ME, YOUNG MAN!!
  • Gazelle: Everybody, just shut up! PLEASE!!! We have a job to do. So, Po, now that we've secured the van, where should we go?
  • Po: Well, first off, inviting the Mane Seven back at our party wouldn't hurt. Especially since Pinkie Twittered beforehand that she made friends with Deadpool since their Death Battle on the same week of MSM's 21st birthday.
  • Gazelle: Wasn't he the same guy who brought us an early Christmas gift on Hanukkah?
  • Po: AND the same guy who left 5 presents in our present pile. I pray that it isn't one of his sick pranks. And I PRAY that he isn't at the party right now. (Suddenly, Duke's iPhone acted up as he saw a pink icon that said "New Best Friend Came 2 Party-Hardy XD")
  • Duke:... (Texts, "PLEASE tell me it's not Deadpool!")...(Pinkie: "Of course! I don't see why not 2 invite him.")... Yep, Deadpool's there!
  • Icky:... F***********************************************!!! (His yelling shattered the van windows as it briefly let air out until the backup windows were installed)

Dragon Realms

  • Pinkie: (As the party guests watched the Death Battle between her and Deadpool on screen)... YAAAAAAAAY!! And THAT'S how we became friends!
  • Deadpool: Yepparooni! And we got to piss all over the producers as a bonus. I mean, not literally and there wasn't much pissing, but it was cool!
  • Twilight: You DO realize that she's not the only one in this show to do that, right?
  • Deadpool: Well, DUH! I just didn't expect her to be as wild as me! She even got me to love her crazy version of chimichangas!
  • WB Deadpool: Well, right before we got annoyed exponentially by her blabbering over the thing.
  • YB Deadpool: Yeah, she's like us, only with less profanity, and more crazy!
  • Deadpool: So yeah, we're friends now. And I decided to spend every Christmas with ALL of you! Because hey, how do you enjoy the holidays without EVERYONE you know? That's what Christmas is all about, isn't it?
  • Ratchet:... I suppose so.
  • XR: We just didn't expect YOU of all people to be a part of it.
  • Deadpool: Well, you got me now. And I can be certain this will be the BEST first Christmas with my new Non-Marvel buddies EVAAAAAAAH!!! (The van was heard flying in)
  • Timon: Huh? Back already?
  • Simba: That's strange.
  • ???: DEADPOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLLL!!!!!
  • Deadpool: Aw, s***! Not again!
  • Icky charged in!
  • Icky: "DANG IT WILSON?! IT'S BAD ENOUGH THAT AN EVIL CAT WITCH CAME AND USURPED THE CAPITAL AWAY FROM EMPEROR LU KANG BEFORE WE CAN ENJOY THE WINTER FEAST, THEN WE-"
  • Deadpool: "Wait wait wait! Back up! (Pulls out a remote and rewinds Icky)"
  • Icky: "-EW NEHT ,TSAEF RETNIW EHT YOJNE NAC EW EROFEB GNAK UL ROREPME MORF YAWA LATIPAC EHT DEPRUSU  DNA EMAC HCTIW TAC NA TAHT-"
  • Deadpool presses play.
  • Icky: "-THAT AN EVIL CAT WITCH-"
  • Deadpool rewinds him again and plays!
  • Icky: "-AN EVIL CAT WITCH-"
  • Deadpool rewinds him again and plays!
  • Icky: "-EVIL CAT WITCH-"
  • Deadpool Rewinds again and plays!
  • Icky: "-CAT WITCH-"
  • Deadpool plays again!
  • Icky: "-CAT-"
  • Deadpool: "....... (Then proceeds to leap off the episode, gets into the main page of the wiki, slides down to the Rules and Guidelines, proceeds to scroll down the rules to where the Anti-Catisum thing is.)
Deadpool's Contribution.
  • Scroopfan: "DEADPOOL, WHAT THE HELL?!"
  • MSM: WHAT ARE YOU DOING VANDALIZING THE RULES AND GUIDELINES PAGE?!?
  • Deadpool: "Well you started to have cat villains now, so I assumed that the rule is no longer needed and-"
  • Scroopfan: "DEADPOOL, YOU IDIOT?! PANG BING WAS AN EXCEPTION FOR A REASON THAT'LL BE REVEILED SOON ENOUGH?!"
  • Deadpool: "WELL WHY THE FUCK DIDN'T YOU TOLD US BEFORE I SCRACHED THE 12TH RULE OFF WITH RED CRAYON?!"
  • MSM: DOES THE TERM 'SPOILER ALERT' MEAN ANYTHING TO YOU, DOUCHE NOZZLE?!?
  • Deadpool: I MEANT WHY DIDN'T YOU TELL ME BEFORE INVITING ME INTO THIS EPISODE?!?
  • Scroopfan: In all honesty, that's because MSM sort've included you at random. We're uh, not always consisent with sticking to the grand sceame of things. Also, you kinda appeared in the episode at the last possable minute.
  • Deadpool: Oh, yeah, (Chuckles) I DID eavesdrop into this episode.
  • WB Deadpool: Nice job! We just committed vandalism on a website.
  • MSM: Yeesh, dude, that was REALLY uncalled for! Maybe next time, THINK before you decide to do that s***!!!
  • Scroopfan: It'll take the cyber cleaning staff weeks into the new year before we get this mess off!
  • Deadpool: (Chuckles)... No hard feelings?

Dragon Realms

  • Deadpool: (He was kicked back into the scene)
  • MSM: IF YOU EVER VANDALIZE OUR WEBSITE AGAIN, I WILL SEE TO IT THAT YOU AND DEATH GET THAT LITTLE FIRST DATE YOU'VE ALWAYS WANTED BY SHOVING A GUN WITH CARBONADIUM BULLETS UP YOUR ASS AND PULL THE F****** TRIGGER UNTIL IT GOES 'CLICK'! THEN I'll give you a Phoenix Down, then kill you again! Then I'll gather the Dragon Balls, wish you back, THEN KILL YOU THRICE! THEN, I'LL GO THROUGH THE RIVER STYX, FIND YOUR SOUL DATING DEATH, KILL IT, THEN DANCE ON THE ASHES OF YOUR CREMATION... BY INFINITY STONE!!!
  • Deadpool: (Chuckles) Good luck with that, as good as that sounds! (Rasberries at him until MSM makes his tongue disappear for 5 seconds until it heals back)... HAH! Nice try ja- (MSM made his suit disappear and showed him in his deformed naked body as everyone got disgusted and had cartoonishly-crazy reactions)
  • Twilight: OH, GROSS!!!
  • Sparx: AAHHH, MY EYES!!! CAN'T... CLAW THEM OUT... FAST ENOUGH!!! MSM, YOU... IDIOT!!!
  • (MSM): Oh, stop whining, you'll walk it off. You always do.
  • WB Deadpool: Wow, did he get you!
  • YB Deadpool: (Laughs) HE GOT YOU!!!
  • Deadpool: (Sighs)

Later...

  • Deadpool: (As he got his suit back) Stupid producers!
  • Scroopfan: "Hey now, you don't wanna risk being an inconvinence to everyone again."
  • Deadpool: (Mimics Scroopfan) "Hey now, you don't wanna risk being an inconvinence to everyone again". DAHHHH! Anyway, what did you guys want? (Gasps) DID YOU WANT ME TO JOIN ON YOUR LITTLE ADVENTURE?!?
  • Po: "(Stuggles to keep the word in).... (Breaths out....)....... Only by tecnecallity that your besties with Pinkie Pie. She's REALLY sensitive about having friends around 24-7. That, and, we kinda don't want you screwing around with the local crooks here again. All that stuff you did, only resulted in them becoming cyborgs! They were dangerious enough as NORMAL crooks, now you had to take them to starter super villain levels?!"
  • Deadpool: "Heyyyyyy now. What happened to that mushy stuff about respecting who I am?"
  • Po: "Respect isn't inheredly the same as having the tolerence of a Buddist Monk. Heck, even they probully can't stand ya!"

Cutaway.

  • Deadpool was with a Buddist Monk.
Nostalgia Critic - What is so hot it´s cool, but is so cool it´s hot?

Nostalgia Critic - What is so hot it´s cool, but is so cool it´s hot?

Present.
  • Icky: "Heck, Pinkie is probulity the only one who tolerates ya, but it's mainly because you both speak the same forth wall breaking lingo!"
  • Pinkie: "Wellllll. Your not HALF-Wrong."
  • Deadpool: "Ok ok, I get it. Starting now, I'll promise I'll crank down the usual Deadpool antics."
  • Icky: "That includes random shit like inspontantious commerial breaks, out of nowhere cooking shows, going psycotic looney tunes on any bad guy unless it's self defence, annoying our friends and enemies alike, and most of all..... NO, DOING THINGS LIKE THE SCRIPT INDICENT OVER NOT LIKING THE DIRECTION OF THE PLOT?! Ok?! (Twiches abit!)"
  • Deadpool: "As Pinkie taught me! Cross my heard, hope to die, (pulls out a cupcake with a grendaide with it) stick a cupcake in my eye!"
  • Twilight takes the grendade out before Deadpool splatters himself with the cupcake!
  • Twilight teleported the gredade elsewhere!
  • Icky: "Where'd ya sent that?"
  • Twilight donned abit of a sinister smile.

Tartarus.

  • Tirek and the other occupents were sitting boredly when the grenaide magicly appeared!
  • Tirek: "...... WHAT THE-" (An explosion occurred)
  • Grimmer:... Did you hear something?
  • Brown: I heard nothing. Probably just Tirek throwing a hissy fit again.
  • Reaper: Uh, no, it was an explosion.
  • Grimmer: Eh, it's probably just the Lodgers disposing of dangerous weapons in a place where it's forgivable. (Chuckles) You should've seen what they did last month, and 2 months before that, and a year before THAT! At this point, I come to enjoy my relative's activity.
  • Reaper:...You know what? For the sake of the Hearth's Warming season, so do I.

Dragon Temple

  • Deadpool: YAY! I GET TO BE IN ANOTHER ADVENTURE!!! LET'S GET MOVING!!! So, where're we headed?
  • Po: Oh, we need to get someone to help us.
  • Twilight: And who might that be? (The camera suddenly went on the Temple)... WHAT?!? (The word echoed as birds were scared off)

In space.

  • The Van was already in motion.
  • Inside of it, Twilight was pacing back and forth.
  • Twilight: "You SERIOUSLY want to include Eagle-Beak?! I mean, I know it was how you defeated Pang Bing last time, through a brief relience with other villains, BUT PROFESSOR EAGLE-BEAK?!"
  • Po: "Look, I know you think he's the last guy that should be taken into this-"
  • Rarity: "And here's precisely why having him involved may not be advisable. 1, he's VERY likely to be scorned about his last encounter with us. 2, He's more or less a very personal foe to us all for reasons we all already know. 3, there's a noticeable risk that Eagle-Beak might end up enjoying Pang Bing's company more then ours. 4, when Goku tried a simular method with Piccolo back when he was uncotch in a bid to work togather against his worse brother, it ended poorly for him. And 5th, I would wager that he is still holding onto his displeasement with us for not letting him keep Qui. 6th, and most of all, he most certainly likely to attack us as suppose to help us!"
  • Po: "I know it's risky, but he's kinda our best shot! Pang Bing brainwashed my former back-up team and made sure to disable other villains native to my world, and the ones she left alone are clearly not enough! Not even Fu-Xi! Heck, even his Golith Beetle mom wasn't able to last too long against Pang Bing?!"
  • Gazelle: "Wait, that guy's mom is a Golith Beetle? He's clearly a snake! Also, last time I check, Golith Beetles aren't usually native to asian lands! And for that matter, how can a beetle birth a snake?!"
  • Icky: "Well actselly Fu-Xi was magicly created by her magic and his dragon god dad's fire."
  • Gazelle: "....... I take it that my thorey that conventional wistom doesn't always apply to you people is correct."
  • Icky: "That ship has already sailed by this point."
  • Po: "The point is, Eagle-Beak might be the closest thing we have to have a chance against Pang Bing. He's not just magicly superior like Pang Bing, but he also can think like Pang Bing. Basicly, fight scary magic, with scary magic."
  • Twilight: "I understand what you mean by that Po, but I'm worried that Eagle-Beak may not inheredly be a better solution then the alternate."
  • Po: "I know, but even with Bao Sa Mao and Lady Su by our sides, Pang Bing will eventually congure their magic! We kinda have to get Eagle-Beak involved. He does more then weild magic, he can be pretty clever and reshorceful, like Pang Bing. Clearly, the best way to beat this problem of a reshorceal villain, with another."
  • Rarity: "May I present the biggest problem of all of this? WE DON'T EVEN KNOW WHERE HE IS?!"
  • Rainbow Dash: "Rarity kinda have a point. He's unlikely to stay around Deserta in due to the fact it's nothing but bad memories for him, and that there's no evidence he usually even stays there prior. AND we know for sure he's not hiding in Equestia, or otherwise, ya think we could've gotten him by now!"
  • Applejack: "And just finding him ain't gonna do us favers. Alot of you aren't capable like Sandy and Mr. Dodo to use them fancy nagigation system, and Gazelle's rendered incapable to help out."
  • Po: "We don't have to worry about Eagle-Beak yet. We just need to have Gazelle freed of her curse so we don't have to wait 10 weeks to be rid of it. Also, Ignitus was generious enough to let me use, (Brings out the Worldfinder Map) This. The Worldfinder is capable to find any world, even if you don't say it's name."
  • Twilight: "..... I, am not happy about this, but, I understand that the situation has no room for petty feelings and too much caution, so, I'll accept it as a needed resort."
  • Po: "Thanks for this, Twi. Ok, first, a quick visit to the Lightfly planet."
  • Fluttershy: "But, where exactly is that?"
  • Po: "In a system not too far from my home planet's system. The fabled Equinoxious System. Only the Uniter can be able to enter this invisable system.... Along side those with her presence."
  • Rarity: "Well, I hear that the Lightfly Planet is very beautiful."
  • Icky: "Rarity, "Beautiful" doesn't even do it justice. Think of every known shangra-la-eqsed place, every El Derado, every narvana, every generic promise-land you can think off, then place them all in the same blender, and you get the Lightfly planet! Equestia would look like the hood in compairison!"
  • Starlight: "Is it, really that wonderful?"
  • Icky: "As beautiful a world in perpetual day can get."
  • Rainbow Dash: "Wait! They never have nighttime?"
  • Icky: "Yeah it's kinda the drawback of being almost perioliously close to the sun! Shadows almost never exists. Like in the Mothron Planet, because of being so FAR away from the sun, well, imagine Nightmare Moon being successful at taking over equestia, but pre-Season 5 finale when everyone thought she was deadly ignorent to nighttime not being able to give life!.... Speaking of that, how is Equestia in that alternate timeline not a horrendus wasteland by now? The moon doesn't work the same way as the sun!"
  • Twilight: "Well, do you remember Celestia being banished in the moon?"
  • Icky: "Yeah?"
  • Twilight: Well, let's just say, I studied more of that through that little universe room Celestia showed us during our mission on stopping the Mad Puppet. Turns out, in Nightmare Moon's ruling reality, the two had terrible phases when fighting each other since Nightmare Moon returned. Remember Celestia's... Uh... Other identity?
  • Icky:... You mean that Solar Flare identity?
  • Twilight: When Nightmare Moon returned, the growing aggravation between the two sisters awakened her to becoming Solar Flare, and when she was banished to the moon, her power was strong enough to illuminate the moon just enough to allow life to flourish.
  • Icky:... Is THAT really-
  • Gazelle: Well, the moon CAN be illuminated by the Sun. That's what makes the moon phases after all.
  • Deadpool: Uh, yeah, EVERYBODY knows that... Well, except kids still in school, of course. AYOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
  • Icky: "Well reguardless, the Mothron planet is a nearly dead mess with exception of the Mothrons and an array of carnivious monsters that grew to hunt eathother! There's rarely any plant life other then those horrendus Audrey 2 look-alikes which THANKFULLY are not song heavy as him. Those things managed to survive without sunlight. I bet that had something to do with the Mothrons using their darkness powers on them to make them thrive without the sun in order to milk them of nector. But trust me, those Mothrons are lucky they're immortal, or else milking those things would more even more dangerious then it is already even as immortals! Those things, reinvented the term "biting the hand that feeds ya" and then some!"
  • Po: "But luckly, we're not going to the Mothron planet. Trust me, that's the last place we want to go period, even if Gazelle's at her top form. Those Mothrons would come after us like normal moths to lightbulbs in an instene. And they don't believe in being easy on beginners neither. Espeically if they're like that creep Jallmadoor."
  • Pinkie: "Who'sa Door?"
  • Deadpool: "Oh he was pretty much this nasty-ass old fart who managed to make wimpy babies out of the lougers."
  • Starlight: "(Scoffs), Your kidding right?"
  • Icky: "I wish to say he is."
  • Rainbow Dash: "Well if so, how did that happened?"
  • Deadpool: Let's just say he had these blob monsters called "Fear-Hearts" with freaky powers that could manifest the Lodgers' worst fears, whether they be past foes, or things they legitimately fear.
  • Rainbow Dash:... Well, I guess THAT makes sense.
  • Gazelle: Wait, the Lightflies are in the DreamWorks Universe not too far from Po's homeworld? That seems like a crazy location for the homeworlds of the purest and darkest of beings.
  • Po: Actually, that's where they're located for the moment. Didn't the Lightflies ever tell you that their system is magically capable of teleporting to random locations across the UUniverses? It's kinda how they seclude themselves besides the invisibility thing.
  • Gazelle:... Well, I guess that's ONE reason why I'm due a visit to the Lightfly homeworld.
  • Duke: Amen!
  • Deadpool: Oh, I'm sure they'll be nice enough to welcome us with open... Uh... What's the name of a bug's limb?
  • Ming: Uh, I think they're just called 'legs'. Also, they and the Mothrons are bipedial beings, idiot!
  • WB Deadpool: What, did you think it had a science-y name because of how complicated it's OTHER body parts were?
  • Deadpool:... Maybe.
  • YB Deadpool: Heh, it'd have to take an Animaniacs song number for THIS guy to learn the body parts of an insect and how to pronounce them.
  • Woo:... I SURE hope this plan of yours is flawless as you say it is.
  • Po: Trust me. (They fly off)

Dreamworks Universe.

  • (The Van is seen flying about and enters the invisible barrier, and enters the Lightfly Planet as they land and this music plays)
Lazy Afternoons - Kingdom Hearts II Music Extended

Lazy Afternoons - Kingdom Hearts II Music Extended

  • Po:... Holy s***! This place really IS a utopia on steroids!
  • Deadpool: Whoa! I'm trippin' out here!
  • Gazelle:... I say, it's not how I expected their home planet would be. Fireflies, sprinkling clear waters, cascading waterfalls, an angelic feel, even the cities themselves are pretty.
  • ???: Welcome, Uniter Princess! We have been expecting you. (Some Lightflies occurred)
  • Petrie: Whoa! Me thinks you all look rather pretty.
  • Lightfly #1: We get that a lot.
  • Lightfly #2: And for good reason, too. When you're the purest beings in the UUniverses, you tend to be pretty, EVEN when you're a male, and the females tend to be bigger than you.
  • Deadpool: DEEEEEELIGHTFUL!! So, which one of you females wants to-
  • Lightflies: NOOOO!!!
  • Deadpool: Okay! Geez!
  • Lightfly 1: "It's nothing personal, Wilson, but you kinda have a bad reputation here. And it expands beyond the Overlord Strangle insodent. And believe me, it's not as bad as how the Mothrons feel about you, espeically since you almost risked their race against one of the few things that can kill a Mothron even without keyblade enfluence."
  • WB Deadpool: "Yikes. Not the first time we met hot chicks with standerds."
  • Lightfly 2: "We can see your box thingies, Wilson. Ask them to behaive."
  • Deadpool: "Goooow, I really miss it when it's just ME who can see my inner thoughts!"
  • Icky: "Trust me Deadpool, you have been given a rare oppertunity to see this place! Even Banzai would know better then to be a pervert to these people! So don't screw it up with your usual crap!"
  • Deadpool: "Ok, ok, sheesh!"
  • YB Deadpool: "But at least there's always your mind to enjoy these smexy bugs!"
  • Deadpool: "NOT OUTLOUD MAN?!"
  • Icky: "(Sighs disgruntledly).... It's a freaking start."
  • Gazelle: So, I take it you know why we're here then?
  • Lightfly 3: "Trust me, we wouldn't be giving you a welcoming commite if this wasn't expected, snark unintended."
  • Gazelle: "So, can you direct us to Elzaorbana? I kinda need her help."
  • Lightfly 4: "She's, kinda busy dealing with this mentally disturbed Mothron obcessed with Pranks. Goes by the name of Crackerjackeria."
  • Lightfly 5: "Or simply Crackerjack to outsiders."
  • Deadpool: "Oh wait! Don't tell me! He's a prankster, right?"
  • Lightfly 3: "Only his pranks, tend to be dangerious. Yeah, a sad result of not being given the right incubation period."
  • Po: "How dangerious?"
  • Lightfly 4: "Trying to free the Darkspawn for shits and giggles dangerious."
  • Po: "..... That is dangerious."
  • Lightfly 5: "And our queen is seriously going to intend on punishing that creep. It is only a matter of time before-"
  • Insane Laughter was heard as a wacked up Mothron was seen heading torwords them!
  • Lightfly 6: "By mother light, he escaped again!"
  • Crackerjack the Mothron grabbed Gazelle and flew up!
  • Crackerjack: "HI-YA TOOTS?! NAMES CRACKERJACKERIA! But you can call me Crackerjack! Exsiled Court Jester Exdeordenaire!"
  • Gazelle: "Your people exsiled you?!"
  • Crackerjack: "Well how I suppose to know that building a heat lamp on the emperor's bed would end up hurting him and nearly cripple his flight? It was meant to be a prank, silly!"
  • Gazelle: "..... Ok, to be fair, prank or not, based on what I told, you tecnecally nearly assassinated your people's leader! So it's not hard to see why you were banished!"
  • Crackerjack: "Fair point. BUUUUUUUUUUUT, maybe the emperor will changed his mind when I present you to him when I get back to Obscuro!"
  • Gazelle: "I doubt he would be good on forgiving you because you gotten a uniter for him!"
  • Crackerjack: "WELL I HAVE TO START SOMEWHERE, WOMAN?!"
  • Deadpool: "(LEAPING UP INTO THE AIR) BONZAAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIII?! (But he ends up jumping higher than average that he barely missed and screams, falling into water with a big splash and surfaced surprise)... WHAAAAAAAAAAAA?!?"
  • Lightfly #4: Oh, keep in mind, our planet has gravity that's 10% weaker than Earth.
  • Deadpool: OH, NOW YOU TELL US!!!
  • WB Deadpool: But it can enhance your abilities that way.
  • YB Deadpool: YEAH! You can jump HIGHER now and your strength is increased a bit!
  • Crackerjack: (Laughs wildly) HUMAN'S NEVER BEEN ON A SMALLER PLANET BEFORE!!! (Laughs crazily)
  • Po:... Hmm... I guess our Kung Fu should, in theory, be stronger, then.
  • Rainbow Dash: And our FLIGHT!! (She ends up flying faster than average, but ends up crashing into a plateau)... OOOOOWWWWW!!!
  • Deadpool: "Ok, round two, ugly! Give me your best shot, ya prank happy retard?!"
  • Crackerjack laughed as he donned retractable claws and sliced Deadpool's arm in slices!
  • Deadpool: "(Girly squeel)! Dude that was not cool?! (The arm and it slices fell abit ways from the scene)...... Could you give me a hand?"
  • Crackerjack started clapping!
  • Rimshot.
  • Deadpool: "NOT LITTERALLY, ASSHOLE?! (Runs to get his arm!)"
  • Crackerjack sees the other heroes incoming!
  • Crackerjack: "Oh boy! Exit, stage left, to your nearest portal station!"
  • Crackerjack flew off with Gazelle as the heroes tried to keep up! Even Po and the others weren't used to the weaker gravity and Po's kick went faster than he was used to and missed Crackerjack by a landslide as he crashed into a rock wall
  • Po: "(He fell dazed and seeing Siamese cats, then recovered) Awwwww, I wish we knew how to get used to this alternate gravity!"
  • Ming: Yeah, no wonder these two races are renowned! Their training in alternate gravity makes them nigh legendary!
  • Rainbow Dash: "Let me try this again! (Zooms off!) WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH!! (She crashes into another plateau as her butt was seen as the rest of the body was stuck)... GET ME OUT OF HERE, IF YOU DON'T MIND?!?
  • Starlight: "For Celestia's sake!"
  • Starlight teleports and levitates herself in front of Crackerjack!
  • Starlight: "Ok big guy, kindly place my friend down, or I'll have to apply some tough love on you!"
  • Crackerjack: "(Laughs)! Oh yeah, you little tecnicolor equine cutie? You and what army?"
  • Starlight: (Magically duplicates herself)... THIS army!
  • Crackerjack:... (Laughs) You think I'll STILL be scared of an entire army of pastel-colored horses? What're you gonna do, cover me with sparkles?
  • Starlight #1:... (To another Starlight) Is he serious?
  • Starlight #2: Has this guy SERIOUSLY never heard of Equestrians?
  • Starlight #3: Wow, they weren't kidding when they said he was improperly incubated.
  • Real Starlight: Well, prepare to be proven wrong, Crack-Jack!
  • Crackerjack: Bring it on, pretty po- (The Starlights went all over him, as in the progress, Gazelle was let go and saved by Fluttershy and Rainbow, who proceed to fly off!) GUI, DAAH, OOHF, GAAAHHAA, OW, AIYE, AAHH, BOSH, YAKK, YUUH! (He was slung to a rock)... AAAAAAAKKKAAAAAHHH!!
  • Twilight: Maybe next time, take solace of the fact that WE TOO ARE PURE BEINGS CAPABLE OF HANDLING WHATEVER YOUR RACE IS AND MORE!!!
  • Crackerjack: (Chuckles) I'm STILL not backing down!
  • Starlights: OKAY, HE CLEARLY WANTS MORE! KAAAAAA...MEEEEEE...HAAAAAAA...MEEEEEEEEEE...
  • Crackerjack: Oh, how cute, they're going to do a cheap magic tri-
  • Starlights: HAAAAAAAAAA!!! (They blasted a powerful magic laser)
  • Crackerjack: -OH, S***!!!
  • BOOOM?!
  • Damage was seen.
  • Crackerjack was still standing due to being immortal, but he was still damaged well enough to show that Starlight meant business.
  • Crackerjack: "..... Ow..... EEEE."
  • Crackjack plopped down comedicly!
  • Starlight: "(Horn was smoking)..... I learned that from Trixie."
  • Twilight sighed kinda jealiously.
  • Icky: "(Notices the damage on Crackerjack)..... Wait, that guy's suppose to be immortal right? Then why does he look like that Starlight did legit damage to this assclown?"
  • Lightfly 4: "Well, that's because he's not in his approbeate element."
  • Applejack: "Beg yer pardon?"
  • Lightfly #1: You see, we may be immortal, but our immortality relies on many things, including nourishment. OUR immortality relies on sunlight. We can't last a week without the nourishment of light, though even then, we need to eat plant material to keep that function healthy. As for the Mothrons, their immortality relies on nourishment through food and water alone. But because of their negligence to the true ways of purity, this doesn't grant pure immortality. Unless they feed off of light energy, they will just appear in elderly forms. This also happens when they're out of the shadows, any longer then nessersary. Kinda why you saw Jallmadoor in his state because he wasn't able to properly give him self a healthy exposure to shadow. We're merely semi-immortal at best.
  • Gazelle:... Yikes.
  • Lightfly #2: And this nourishment can be depleted over the course of a battle if taking too much damage.
  • Deadpool: So you guys are like a twisted version of Superman?
  • Icky:... You're a Marvel character that just referenced a DC comics character.
  • Deadpool: Oh, pfft, I made a DC reference in my movie, what's the big f****** deal?
  • Icky:... Good point.
  • Crackerjack: (Coughs)... I STILL won't give up! I can get out of this! (Tries buzzing off, but constantly starts bumping into things)
  • Granny: HAH! Now you're flying is as bad as a moth!
  • Crackerjack: THAT, lady, is racist! (He bumps into a rock wall) OOF! (He fell dazed and saw butterflies)
  • Deadpool: HAH! Consider yourself buzzed! AYOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
  • ???: "Now now, heroes. While I may expect Deadpool to snoop so low, I expect the rest of you heroes to treat the mentally distrubed with more dignity."
  • Elzaorbana appeared.
  • Elzaorbana: "I may understand that Crackerjack was an inconvinence, but please show more respect. He kinda has to stay here since the Mothrons won't accept him anymore, and he'll end up being a constent danger anywhere else."
  • Icky: "As exsampled by the fact the crazy dude MESSES WITH DARKSPAWN! Do ALL Mothrons have this?"
  • Elzaorbana: "Only in a certain level. Cracker only has it because of his linage to powerful Mothron mages who can defy even the Bounderies of the Universes. Both fortunately and unfortunately, he's too mentally confused to be a proper mage. Hence why he's considered a black sheep."
  • Icky: "Well since the dude's like, a being of shadows, how are you keep Mothrons here alive?"
  • Elzaorbana: "They may be our enemies, but that doesn't excuse being unkind to them. We are generious enough to give them a place isolated from even all of this light. We named it Darkatras. And it'll be where Crackerjackeria is going."
  • Some Lightfly guys picked up the dazed Crackerjack.
  • Elzaorbana: "And I know what is you seek. And I do have the power to reverse this curse, but sadly, it was modifived by outsider magic. Even with my skill, if I attempted to remove this altered Lightfly spell, I may risk an unintended consinquence.... Fortunately, I'll help you by taking you to see a speicalist."
  • Rainbow Dash: "Well at least there's that."
  • Elzaorbana: "One small warning though. He's residing in Darkatras as a healer there."
  • Po: ".... Uh oh.... That means an awkword reunion to that old creep Jallmadoor. I shudder to what he looks like now with that biology lesson in mind!"
  • Gazelle: "And that crazy Mothron who tried to use a Wooly Mammoth on me!"
  • Cera: "Wait, when did THAT happened!"
  • Gazelle: "I'll, explain in a better time."
  • Icky: "Let's just say it kinda happened when she was at her charity event when the Lougers and the Main 6 had to deal with Gargoyles and this mega-mutant griffin. That time was not boring for neither of us, at the least."
  • Gazelle: "Oh yeah, and this Mothron had this really weird name..... And, promise me you won't laugh too hard.... But I think it was among the lines of, Moollan."
  • Lu Kang: "Pffft! MOO-LLAN?!"
  • Gazelle: "But please don't insult him about it, he's very sensitive about that name. In fact, everyone making fun of his unfortunate name was, kinda the reason why the Mammoth mess happened."
  • Petre: "If me had a name like, me be cranky too!"
  • Gricky: "I know I won't be pleasent to folks if my name sounds like that I'm suppose to be a cow."
  • Icky: "You're kinda a mean-spirited old crone anyway, grans. (Gets bonged by Gricky) OW?!..... Ok, I kinda deserved that."
  • Elzaorbana: "Worry not of these old foes nor the other mothrons. They'll be kept from any attempts by engery sheilds seperating them from you. Just try to avoid interacting with them too much. Mothrons are infamous for mind-games."
  • Pinkie: "Ohhhh, games for the brain? Sounds like fun! Do they have a brain-game for Battleclouds?"
  • Icky face palms as the epic facepalm scene plays!
  • Deadpool: "Actselly Pinkie, (While trying to put his arm back togather), I think she meant that those over-grown lightbulb likers like to get inside out heads and fuck with us."
  • Icky: "Well Deadpool, you might not have to worry too much about that cause your already fucked up."
  • Deadpool: I'd be offended, but your right. Plus, the healing factor, in a way, prevents me from not only getting drunk, but also protects me from mind tricks.
  • WB Deadpool: Despite it being inconsistent at times.
  • Twilight: "Oh, they don't necessarily need mind spells. They might trick and provoke him to do something stupid that'll lead to their escape, or worse, hurt Gazelle because they promise to pay him!"
  • Deadpool: "..... Sooooooooo, would that mean that I'm NOT allowed to see the creepy and cool dark bug prison?"
  • Hu: "In due fact that you might be a risk against Gazelle, I'm almost afraid to say yes. We can't have you fall victim to a Mothron's mind games and risk Gazelle in her state, can we?"
  • Deadpool: "..... Ok, fine! But at least give me something to do since the Lightflies kinda aren't real fans of me!"
  • Po: "Well, you could always pay the Marvel version of Death in your comic series a visit and-"
  • Deadpool: "DONE?! (Shoots himself in the head!)"
  • Gazelle: ".... Did...... DID HE JUST COMMIT SUICIDE?!"
  • Icky: "And where was that when the crazy jokester Mothron sliced his arm off and he shrugged that off as if all he did was slapped his coffie mug?"
  • Gazelle: "Well, I figured that there was a limit to that regeneration stuff! I mean, I thought that healing factor was on par with the regenerative abilities of the lizards of MY world when they can grow back only limbs and tails, but NOT heads."
  • Po: "Well, pretty much to the dismay of his enemies, and us in a sense, even his brain can be regenerated."
  • Gazelle: "...... This, this being is basicly a walking miricle cure, why isn't every sciencetist in the universe studing him for this?"
  • Po: "That's because SHIELD insisted that what Deadpool has, is too dangerous for science to mess with."
  • Icky: "Espeically since it was meant to make a weapon out of him. We'll, explain in a better time."
  • Rainbow Dash: "Yeah, I'm gonna have to stay behind too. Fluttershy, ain't a fan of the dark, and I can only imagine how narly it is in there given that is a prison for shadowy moth people, so, I'm gonna wait in the van with Fluttershy."
  • Icky: "Fair enough. We wouldn't want those jerky bugs getting under Shy's skin, just like how we can't risk them using Deadpool's idiotcy to their benifit."
  • Gazelle:... And... Another thing, I'm a little disturbed that he's literally dating Death.
  • Icky: OH, (Laughs out loud), THAT, is a funny story, actually! You see, in his universe, Death is a girl that loves him, but they can only be together if he dies. This lead to a violent love triangle with a jelly-welly galactic lord named Thanos, silly name, to briefly curse him with immortality so he can never see her again. Their love is so crazy, even some of the Lodgers still puke when hearing it- (Duke was heard puking)... Le case in la point.
  • Gazelle:... Well, I hope for certain that he's doing well up there.

Afterlife

  • Deadpool: (Dating what appears to be Marvel Death)... So, babe, now that we're temporarily together again, what say we make a Nasty Patty on the couch if you know what I'm saying?
  • Grim Reaper: Uh... What're you doing here?
  • Deadpool: WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT?!? You're not my boo, you're the Death of THIS series that Batty and Genie had a roughhousing with Robin Williams' soul after he kicked the bucket! AND SHOW ME WHERE I CAN FIND MY GIRLFRIEND!!!
  • Grim Reaper:... Which Death are you talking about? There's like a HUNDRED of them.
  • Deadpool:... The Marvel Death.
  • Grim Reaper: Oh, of course. You must be her hokey-poke cheater of death who always fails to get to first base. Well, then, get ready for a bumpy ride!
  • Deadpool: Wait, whaddiya' mea- (He was teleported away in a gruesome and graphic manner)
  • Grim Reaper:... (Sighs) It's times like these when my career gets MUCH more fun.

Lightfly Planet

  • The group arrived to a be-shadowed building.
  • Pinkie: "....... I hate to be the real estate agent who would have to sell this place one of these days."
  • Elzaorbana: "It's mainly goverment owned."
  • Pinkie: Oh... Well, alright then! (They came in and saw dozens of Mothron prisoners that had mixed reactions to their arrival)
  • Rarity: Oh, my! These look more menacing than that Crackerjack guy.
  • Elzaorbana: You have NO idea, Miss Rarity. These are bad people. Just be sure to follow what I said not to do here, and we'll be fine.
  • Mothron #1: LOOKS LIKE FRESH MEAT!!!
  • Mothron #2: DIBS ON THE OLD LADY!! I'LL COOK HER UP AND HAVE HER FOR SUPPER!!!
  • Mothron #3: I'MA TEAR 'EM APART!!! (Cackles)
  • Elzaorbana: Don't make eye-contact! Let's just move. (They left)
  • Applejack: Yeesh. So much darkness in one room.
  • Elzaorbana: Understatement of the century. (They entered another room)
  • An almost familier figure watched them leaved as he snarled.

Different room.

  • A more relaxed office was seen.
  • Icky: "..... Talk about indoor mood swings. We went from dark depressing madness to a generic receptionest office."
  • Elzaorbana: Expect a lot of that here. Now, here's where the specialist is. I must warn you that he's a little... Enlightened in a very weird way.
  • Duke: You mean not as enlightened as YOU all are?
  • Elzaorbana:... You might say that. (Knocks) MR. ENLIGHTRANT!!! WE NEED YOU!
  • ???: (In wise tone) I'll be right there!
  • Little Foot:... Doesn't SOUND weird- (Enlightrant entered and was seen as a very elegant and brightly-attired Lightfly with glittering brightly-patterned wings and glowing antennae)
  • Enlightrant: OH, MY GOSH!!! IT'S THE UNITER PRINCESS!!! Your highness, you NEED to contact me about this next time! I haven't had a chance to meet her in like, FOREVER! I didn't even get the chance to spongebath my private bug parts yet!
  • Cera: "..... He deffently ACTS weird."
  • Petre: "Petre things that was was too much info."
  • Ducky: "Yup yup yup! We didn't needed to know that, oh no no no."
  • Elzaorbana: She hasn't seen much Lightflies and Mothrons as of now, actually. Also, Enlight, that truthfully wasn't info needed to be shared.
  • Enlightrant: Well, what does she need?
  • Elzaorbana: Apparently, some outsider has desecrated our magic spells and used it to curse the Uniter Princess into not being able to use the Uniter Blade.... At least, not in the way it was intended.
  • Gazelle shyfully shows the messed up verson of the Uniter Blade.
  • Enlightrant: GREAT MOTHER LIGHT'S BOSOMS... Ain't that such an inexcusable dishonor to our name if I ever seen one! Isn't that... Like... HEAVILY punishable?
  • Gazelle: "Well, it didn't stop this duck socceror to use your magic as a form of punishment on me for not being respectful to him."
  • Enlightrant: "Ya weren't respectful to him? Well why not? Uniters are suppose to have the greatest sense of tolerence ever."
  • Gazelle: "(Sighs).... Well, compaired to THOSE uniters, I'm still nothing but a rookie..... I, was not fond of how Po's world works and-"
  • Enlightrant: "Say no more. I get what happened. Happens to even the best of them. Don't be ashamed of yourself. So, how did the outsider "Duck", pull it off?"
  • Icky: "Daffy Dick used one of your people's old spell books from a past war with the Mothrons and mixed it's magic with his own flare."
  • Enlightrant: "Ohhhhhh boy. Not only is that disrespectful, not to mention mars our sacred magic with flawwed outsider magic, but that can be dangerious if he didn't done it right!"
  • Gazelle: "Well so far, the worse that happened was me being momentarly weak, but I seemed to gotten better."
  • Enlightrant: "Well that's mainly your body healing from it abit. Otherwise, the curse is nonetheless there. Why, your in no condition to even handle ol' Crackerjackeria!"
  • Cera: "As we noticed when the laughing dofus basicly kidnapped her before we got here!"
  • Enlightrant: "Well be glad it wasn't by a Mothron who knows what he was doing, or else everything would've been done for. Ya thought Cracky was bad? You could've seen what the others would've been like!"
  • Icky: "Some of us already had. Jallmadoor. This crazy old hermit basturd who is placed here now. Though luckly we didn't get a needless reunion."
  • Po: "Reluclently speaking, how has he been? He isn't up to anything, is he?"
  • Enlightrant: "Nothing I'm aware of. And trust me. He only looked like that because he wasn't in a proper evioment with pure shadows. The more laxed shadows of outsider realms can only be good to a Mothron for so long. You more or less did the poor beast a faver by bringing him here, though you won't hear him give proper thanks."
  • Icky: "Well if that biology stuff you guys say is true, then I do NOT wanna know what a Mothron in their proper place looks like."
  • Enlightrant: "Believe me, ya don't! If forturne don't smile on ya, a Mothron is a proper evioment-state is the last thing you'll end up seeing, and the last you'd want to see!"
  • Woo cowerdly gulps.
  • Duke: "..... How's, about the reverseal of that curse?"
  • Enlightrant: "Oh that's simple!.... Ish...... Had it been a proper pure Lightfly spell, espeically that of a Uniter Disapleane spell, it'd be done and done in a snap, but because it's been tampered by an average mortal curse of weakness, well, that's a different beast altogather! Ya need to set up a big fancy ritual to do it carefully and correctly to avoid depowering her for good, or worse!"
  • Littlefoot: "What's worse then that?"
  • Enlightrant: "...... Well....... Let's just say, there's kinda a reason why the disapleane spells are, "retired" in a way. The end results have a bad hapit of being, infaverably inconsisent. Like, as forsaid, being perimently depowered. You have no idea how embarising it is to have failed uniter because of a curse removeal going wrong. Sometimes, if the spells last longer then the recimended 5 weeks total, you would lose the powers perimentally anyway. And if the removeal goes REALLY wrong, well...... Let's just say, depowering is a nicer alternative. Cause at least..... You can still live?"
  • Gazelle and the others gulped.
  • Po: "..... Well no wonder you ranted about how this dude screwed us over! He made it that it lasts for 10 WEEKS! That could've effectively made Gazelle perimently weak if we haven't discovered this sooner!"
  • Icky: "Ohhh, so on TOP of pulling that shit in a bad time, he could've ended up taking away Gazelle's ability to be a Uniter! THAT'S A FUCKED UP WAY TO PUNISH SOMEONE OVER BEING DISRESPECTED?!"
  • Gazelle: "..... Well, surprisingly..... I'm not that mad at him..... He's only did this because I provoked him to. He's only like Pang Bing in a way. He felt like he's out of place in a world dominated by Kung Fu and Chi. He does it to make people respect something they almost destroyed to exitnction."
  • Enlightrant: "Well, it's fine he only wanted magic to be better appresiated, but he kinda has poor ideas on how to do it. Trust me. I don't call pulling random curses on people for failure to impress or please him as a means to get respect.... Well, at least respect other then out of fear. Respect by fear ain't the same as respect by love and admiration."
  • Gazelle: Amen! So, in other words, reversing this curse is not an easy process?
  • Enlightrant: Nope, not EVEN for a trained professional. The odds of the rituals being successful are PRETTY bloody slim! And given that I'm going to do it on the famed Uniter Princess, it's a challenge that I fear will doom the UUniverses, ESPECIALLY when it was tainted by outsider magic.
  • Cera: But it wouldn't hurt to try, would it?
  • Enlightrant: I never said I WOULDN'T try. It's just going to be hard to do it. The history of curses like this were only done successfully during the First Cartoonian War, and since it's been EONS, we've kinda fallen flat on that process as we've more or less forgotten a detail or two. But that doesn't mean it's impossible to do it as well as it was in the past. You just need materials, potions, hexes, and charms that have been scattered across the planet, and some of them unfortunately got in the hands of the Mothrons, and we have had difficulty synthesizing it again.
  • Hu: So we're supposed to go to the Mothron's home planet just to cure Gazelle?
  • Enlightrant: Even if that WAS what I was suggesting, I wouldn't recommend it. That place is QUITE restricted for us to go to unless ABSOLUTELY 100% NECESSARY! All the stuff the Mothrons stole from us over the last few eons have made them so tough, even a single Lightfly got killed before he could even set foot on the planet. So, yeah, the ritual can't be done for the time being until we can ensure it is near-100% flawless. Sorry.
  • Duke: Aw, dang it!
  • Gazelle: That's fine. I can certainly wait.
  • Po: (Sighs) Great!
  • Enlightrant: In the meantime, you all may have time to focus on the task at hand.
  • Elzaorbana: Indeed. There SHOULD be another out there who is equally skilled in power as Pang Bing. In fact, Pang Bing herself is someone whom we've felt sorry for and couldn't help but wonder why she would go to a life of evil even after she and her family had... pure hearts.
  • Gazelle: Pure hearts?
  • Elzaorbana: Indeed. Her clan seemed to master light magic so well, and even had members that mastered black magic just as well. But when poor Pang Bing's world fell apart, when we were thinking about enlightening her for a better life... Something awoke inside of her.
  • Ming: What are you complying?!?
  • Elzaorbana: Even for me, it's, hard to say, but know this. Pang Bing may seem to be the main threat at this very moment... But we feel that she is mere poultry to what we feel may come next. Something happened to her that made her dispose of her own purity. Something... Convinced her that magic could be appreciated and respected in a way that we frown upon. In a way... That seems Mothron in nature.
  • Starlight: So does that mean that a Mothron could be responsible?
  • Elzaorbana: Again, it's hard to say, as we can't proof it or disprove it. For as far as we can tell, Pang Bing was simply being another victim of mortal flaws and became another minor servent of darkness in Mothron views. But in order to find out, you NEED to find a way to stop her and discover what snapped inside of her heart to make her like this.
  • Duke:... Gazelle, as weak as you are right now, did you sense ANYTHING off with Pang Bing?
  • Gazelle: When we confronted each other, I certainly sensed something off, but given my condition, it felt really fuzzy to me. We CERTAINLY need this curse to be fixed if I can ensure that something IS wrong.
  • Po: Until then, we need to find Eagle-Beak and FAST!
  • Elzaorbana:... Eagle-Beak? As in, the one who gave birth to the fabled Scarlet Dragon?
  • Twilight: The Scarlet Dragon that turned out to be Cynder's mother, yes. AND the one whom I dealt with a decade or so ago.
  • Icky: "But why do you care abou that guy other then prematurely releaseing a messiah dragon here he meant for an unrelated thing about an angry moon god?"
  • Elzaorbana: "Well...... It's because he and his followers hide in the planet Darkross. A former Mothron congured planet from the war."
  • Gazelle: "Darkross?"
  • Elzaorbana: "A planet that fell victim to a Mothron Warlock's attempt to inspire his race to include the service of the minor sevents of darkness."
  • Icky: "Wait, you mean there was this Mothman that tried to get Mothrons to buddy buddy with villains?"
  • Elzaorbana: "Sadly, there was a time when there was such a thing as a Mothron with such dangerious interests."

Flashback.

  • (Elza): "Long ago, there was once a world that was inspired by both of our races, once called, Ross. It was home of the Beetle-Beings known as the Rossians. It was once a viberent community. And thus, the Rossians were inspired by both our culture and the Mothrons' to advance their own community and earn a place amongst the faver of Kingdom Hearts, in both Light and Darkness.... Sadly, thanks to the Mothrons being too proud of their zeal to the point that they deemed our beliefs a conflict of interest and declaired war, the Rossians were devided between our believers and their zealots. Our own actions between eachother, inspired a civil relijustus war in the once peaceful planet."
  • The Beetle-Creatures are seen fighting eachother as shine of lights and smoke of darkness engulfed the area.
  • (Elza): "Our people were discouraged by our powerful enfluence can be as harmful as it can be used for benvolent purposes. The Queen of Old was barely managed to coherse the Mothron emperor of that time, to make both our races denounced ever enfluencing other races like the Rossians ever again. However, a warlock had a contrdictory opinion on this declaration."
  • A silluetted figure began inspiring groups of Mothrons to have otherwise beliefs.
  • (Elza): "This Warlock inspired some Mothrons to go against the decree, and to come to Planet Ross to aide the Darkrossians against the Lightrossians. The war was made worse."
  • The Darkrossians with Mothron allies began to overwealm the Lightrossians!
  • (Elza): "With the Lightrossians enslaved and the newly renamed Darkross founded, my people were forced to intervene. The battle was bitter and brutal. It ended in a stalemate, due to evenly matched powers. But thankfully, the Warlock would not be able to enjoy another oppertunity to maintain his claim."
  • The Mothron Emperor of Old rose from the shadows angerly, as he roared!
  • (Elza): "The emperor was enraged of the Warlock's betrayal! His fury was great enough, to scare even the most loyal to the warlock, to desert the Warlock out of fear."
  • The Mothron followers cartoonishly ran off with smoke clouds in their shape where they were standing, leaving the Warlock.
  • (Elza): "The Warlock was condemned to be at the mercy of an enraged emperor. Though the presence of Lightflies prevented the emperor's perfered method of exicution, he settled for the next worse thing.... Banishment to any random world he would appear. The Emperor cared not where, as long as he doesn't have to be disgraced by the disober ever again."
  • The Warlock screamed as the Emperor tossed him into a shadowy portal!
  • (Elza): "The Warlock would be robbed of his ability to teleport back him, condemning the Warlock to never return.... Leaving him to suffer in whatever unsuitable evioment to survive on lesser shadows, and to feel the effects of not being in his true home. Because no one knows of his banishment site, the Warlock was never found since."
  • The Lightflies were seen contending with the Lightrossians.
  • (Elza): "Darkross was too damaged by the Warlock's ambitious folly to ever repair, so the Lightrossians were offered a place among us, while some Darkrossians got to enjoy being among the Mothrons, still blinded by their servitude, though some stayed to maintain a healthy population to still enjoy the fruits of the Warlock's labor. Darkross became a world of infamy ever since."
  • A shadowy planet with a skull landformation seen on it was shown.

Present.

  • Elzaorbana: "...... Your Professor Eagle-Beak, being very understanding of many universe wonders, no doubt knew about this world and deemed it a perfect hideout for him to spend his time there. And he's been there longer then even before the Scarlet Dragon insodent. He has even earned faver of having Darkrossians to protect his lair, even making residence in the Warlock's former kingdom."
  • Icky: "....... (Facepalms) IT'S, NEVER, FUCKING, EASY?!"
  • Gricky: Oh, please! I'm sure the Darkrossies are not as powerful as those Mothrons-
  • Elzaorbana: You couldn't be more wrong, Mrs. Gricky. The Darkrossians have just as much power as their masters. Their dedication to the Mothrons have made them so strong, it's possible for them to even EVOLVE into Mothrons themselves.
  • Gricky:... Well... Shut my mouth and call me betsy.
  • Starlight:... So, what do we do then?
  • Enlightrant: Well, you're still gonna have to fight your way to Eagle-Beak. Get past both his Darkrossian forces AND his average cronies.
  • Po: Well, you said that Mothrons need food and darkness to thrive, right? What if we used that against them? We have an enemy in the Villain League who's scared of light.
  • Elzaorbana: Well, sorry to say, that unlike the Grand Duke of Owls, even a simple flashlight won't be enough to hold them back. They can go without darkness just as long as we can go without light. A week. And given that tactic has been used before by us in the past, they train to get around it. Like I said, they can FEED off of light and light magic and become stronger and gain pure immortality.
  • Po:... Is there ANY way to get past these Darkrossians if they are almost as even in skill as their masters?
  • Elzaorbana: "We're willing to offer a Lightrossian guide who is brave enough, knowledgeful enough, crafty enough, and above all, daring enough to offer service to be able to even at least survive more then 20 minutes in Darkross."
  • Icky: "Just a question though..... What, exactly is a rossian?"
  • A roar was heard!
  • Elzaorbana: "Ahhh. Our would-be volenteer has arrived."

Main prison hall.

  • A very big and burtish Mothron was seen resisting the guards as they had a tough time keeping him down, and sends them flying with strong swings and throws!
  • ???: "Hey Mothbutt!"
  • The Brute looks at a Lightrossian with a red tattoo on the left side of her face.
  • Lightrossian: "...... It ain't nice to disobey your superiors."
  • The Brute: "Begone miserable Lightrossian! Brutoron has no time for easy prey!"
  • Lightrossian: "Excuse me, butt-ugly?"
  • Brutoron: "...... What did you called me?"
  • Lightrossian: "You heard me, butthead! I called you out on your face! Your butt's more attractive then that!"
  • Brutoron: "(GROWLS?!) PREPARE TO BE CRUSH, PETTY SERVENT?!"
  • Brutoron slams his fist to where the Lightrossian was, and had seemingly crushed her!
  • As the smoke cleared, the Lightrossian dramaticly leaped up and surprised Brutoron!
  • Brutoron: "WHAT?! IMPOSSA- (The Lightrossian used one of her large claws and tapped Brutoron's chest with it) WHA... (He started twitching slowly to rapidly as he made weird noises)... YayayayayayayayayayayayaYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYA-AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH!!! (His eyes glowed in rainbow colors as he went through a drug-like state as he fell unconscious with his eyes still open, as the Lightrossian shut them)...
  • Lightrossian:... I warned you. (She turned around to see all the heroes with opened jaws surprised at what he did to Bruturon)... Hello, your highness. Wait, is that the Uniter and..... The weirdest entourage I ever seen?
  • Po:... That... Was... AWESOME!!!
  • Lightrossian: Oh, it's nothing, just a typical pincher pinch and like that, guys like this meat head are down.
  • Gricky:... Now THAT'S what I call a specialist! We'll get that birdbrain to help us no problem with her around.
  • Lightrossian: "Wait, what's going on?"
  • Elzaorbana: They are seeking help from Professor Eagle-Beak in order to beat Pang Bing and save the panda's homeworld from what we fear is more than one threat.
  • Lightrossian: And why would they ask for help from a renegade who uses my kind's darker breed for security? And wouldn't the Uniter be able to deal with that?
  • Gazelle: I've been struck with a curse of Lightfly origin by a soccceror I, may've upseted.
  • Lightrossian:... I see... Someone's been tampering with Lightfly power. Well, you've come to the right person to help you. The name's Maia Fly Phwyrll, but please, call me 'Mayfly'.
  • Gazelle:... Peculiar name for a specialist.
  • Mayfly: Roll with it. Mothrons have feared me for decades, and despite their natural instinct to take chances and fight anything no matter the strength, I show them that you don't f*** around with Mayfly, especially with I just did to butt-breath over there.
  • Brutoron: "Ohhhhhhhhh."
  • Icky: "..... Dude's okay?"
  • Mayfly: "Trust me, the worse this Mothron's gonna get is a bad high..... And 7 weeks of vometing."
  • Duke: "Yeesh. I feel sorry for the jantor who would have to clean that up."
  • Mayfly: "Yeah me too. That's why I'm gonna send an apology notice later on."
  • Gazelle: "Well it's great we got some aide in this quest."
  • ???: "How sad, that you resorted to the aide of a pittiful aide of a Lightrossian, Uniter."
  • The familier silluette seen behind a red forcefield blocking his way is shown to be a rejuvinated Jallmadoor.
  • Jallmadoor: "Is a simple curse that bad? (Chuckles)...... Truely, your a former shell of what Moollan speaked of. No wonder a mere witch managed to defeat you. And after all of your accomplishes too. A shame, really."
  • Mayfly: "QUIET, OLDSTER!? (To Gazelle) Uniter, pay Jallmadoor no mind, he's trying to get inside your mind."
  • Jallmadoor: "Why would I need to? She's already at the worse position for a Uniter to be. I'm merely just stating the facts. Fact it, Uniter. Your all washed up. I mean, you had defeated the likes of of which Pang Bing bare pales in comparision on how great their servitude to darkness was, and yet..... A cat, is what defeats you?"
  • The other Mothron prisoners began to laugh!
  • Jallmadoor: "And all because, you got cursed by a magical water fowl! Hell, because of this defeat, you couldn't even handle Crackerjackeria all by yourself!"
  • The Mothrons laughed louder and began to shout out crude insults!
  • Mothron 1: "HAS-BEEN?!"
  • Mothron 2: "WASH-OUT?!"
  • Mothron 3: "SLUTTY HORNHEAD?!"
  • The Mothrons continued their rounds of mockery!
  • Jallmadoor: "....... Why not just do yourselves a faver, and forsake this silly quest? Going after the likes of Eagle-Beak and the other minor servents, with the Darkross around, (chuckles), is the last thing you all would want. You already have an army with the High Council. Why not settle for them?"
  • Gazelle looked abit demoralised.....
  • Jallmadoor: "..... (Chuckles)..... That's what I thoug-"
  • Gazelle rammed into the forcefield and sent Jallmadoor to fell down to the ground as he shouted!
  • Jallmadoor snarled and he looked up and got up to his waist.
  • Gazelle: "...... It is not my first time I dealt with those who doubted me for any failure I go through. But I always proved them wrong in the end. And in all fairness, Pang Bing wouldn't've been any different had it not been for Quack. One mistake is not gonna keep me from stopping her. Being a hero, is more then just winning one-sidedly and conguring adversity..... It's about doing the right thing, reguardless of doubt. And you, and every single prisoner can say whatever they want about me. Even the greatest of us can enter bad ruts. Heck, this isn't my first bad rut over all. Sometimes, my fame as a singer has entered, bad times. It may be my first and likely won't be my last, but it's not my first rut over all. And if I haven't backed down from ruts before, I won't now. Good day to you, sir."
  • Gazelle left.
  • Po: "......... YOU GOT'S OWN, SON?!"
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OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

  • Jallmadoor: "....... Well fuck me...... Well at least I'm not tormented by that idiotic ninja again."
  • ???: HEY, F***-WIT!!
  • Jallmadoor: (Gasps, seeing visions of Deadpool in their last encounter as Deadpool appeared out of his barred window)... YOU!!!
  • Deadpool: That's right, Jallsapalapagawhatever! I'm back, and I felt you were due a little Deadpool comedy for holding me back on my redemption mission long ago.
  • Jallmadoor: GET AWAY FROM ME, YOU PSYCHOPATH!!!
  • Mayfly:... You brought HIM with you?
  • Pinkie: Yeah. Since we had a little 'Death Battle' days ago, we've been good friends.
  • Jallmadoor: WHAT KIND OF RETARD WOULD WANNA BE FRIENDS WITH HIM?!?
  • Deadpool: Someone who actually LIKES my jokes! Say, Pinkie? What's green, and makes noise?
  • Pinkie: What?
  • Deadpool: THE INCREDIBLE HONK!!! (Pinkie giggled hysterically)
  • Jallmadoor:... Granted, that's pretty funny, but nevertheless, YOU'RE STILL INTOLERABLY INSANE!!!
  • Deadpool: (Girly tone) Aw, did I actually hammer so much Pavlov into you since we last met, hmmm? (Jallmadoor gets crazy and tries to break out)
  • Jallmadoor: LEMMEOUT, LEMMEOUT, LEMMEOUT, LEMMEOUT!!! THIS IS TORTURE!!!!
  • Deadpool: Well, you're a baddie, so you deserve it. So, I take it you guys are about ready to go out and get that Eagle-Beak wiener?
  • Applejack: Well, besides the tasteless comedy we got out of you, at least you didn't play to the Mothrons' factor by being outside, so, yeah, you could say that.
  • Deadpool: YAAAAY!!!

Space

  • The Van was seen leaving the planet.
  • Inside the van, Gazelle sat by herself, saying nothing.
  • Duke came to her.
  • Duke: "...... Gaz, I know it was kind of a bitter-sweet victory to know about how to get rid of the curse and yet NOT be able to get rid of it yet. But for what it's worth, ya didn't let that nor that Mothron creep get to ya. There's still that over, fancy super-powers from a giant key.... Though admitingly those would've been really helpful by now."
  • Gazelle: "........ I know what your trying to do, and I appresiate it, but..... I need more then positive motivation to help me out..... This is the first time I have to fight a greater threat without the Uniter powers. I don't, even barely, have my natrol abilities. I'm pretty much no more powerful then an average gazelle now. How can one without power, take on someone WITH power?"
  • Duke: "....... Ahhh.... I see the problem here...... You gotten too used to be a fighter, you forgotten one of your own advices.... Sometimes, problems can't, (Motions Gazelle to finish it)."
  • Gazelle: "Be sloved with confrontation and force?"
  • Duke: "Bingo! And remember that stuff about Pangy being more then what's presented. Maybe you just need to say the right word and, would you know it, the problem's resolved."
  • Gazelle: "But thing is, Pang Bing is clearly broken beyond reason. Even if it was defunct, it was still a form of discrimination and it broken her, even if it's long gone. How, can I resolve the issues of a person that broken?"
  • Duke: "Ya know Gaz...... The same is once said about me....... Had it not been for you, I would've been worse then a theiving bootlegger. Had I never met ya, I wouldn't've had an ability to do better in my life.... Granted, it didn't entirely save me until later on, but hey, better lates than never huh?"
  • Gazelle: "Well, no offence Mr. Weaselton, but a bootlegger down on his luck is one thing, but.... Pang Bing is someone who saw first hand the ugliness and cruelty of being hateful to something you don't understand and fear with little reason. I know first-hand how hard, it can be, to fix someone as broken as her....."
  • Duke: "Let me guess..... That cat's making you think of Bellwether?"
  • Gazelle: Exactly! Remember what went on with Rudolph's sister before this whole debacle? This little incident is reminding me FAR too much about what I did wrong to her to make her a member of a team lead by a mad anti-organism robot scientist, which I feel is hypocritical considering his many loyalties in the past and present consisting of organisms.
  • Duke: Oh, I don't think he's INTENTIONALLY being like that. He might be planning to turn them ALL into robots if he DOES succeed with his plans, yet he just doesn't wish for them to know that. Remember when Fem Fatala tampered with time again and what happened in the Nefarious Reality?
  • Gazelle: As true as that may be, I'm sure I'm not the only one to think that. Anyway, thanks to what I did wrong and made the childish mistake of using something offensive as an act of revenge, I lost a friend who turned into one of the worst of Zootopian criminal scum. Even if I urge myself to not blame myself for all that, the fact that I stupidly thought that using a harmful stereotype as something to hurt someone for what they did was no big deal, the fact that lead to it turning her into a villain is simply MORE than I can bare.
  • Duke: Hey, like you said, it's excusable because you were a teenager who didn't know any better back then. Teenagers are more prone to mistakes than adults. They do selfish things for selfish reasons. And on the bright side, it did SOMETHING good. It inspired you to be the inspirational singer who got Zootopia on it's feet and turned it into a society which can prove in it's own creative way that life isn't meant to be a utopia, and that it can only be that way if you have a HEAP of self-esteem on your side. People in Zootopia have done GREAT things because of you. If anything, you should THANK Bellwether for making you see the error of your ways and turning you into someone everyone should look up to.
  • Gazelle:... I... I guess that's true. She DID inspire me to do that.
  • Duke: So DON'T let this little magic tramp make you forget that. You can STILL beat her even WITHOUT the Uniter Blade. You beat Tyler WITHOUT the Uniter Blade, right?
  • Gazelle: Yes, but those victories were at best strokes of luck. They were just miracles, and faith is not ALWAYS reliable at times like this. Life really ISN'T easy, and it doesn't always have happy endings. Given what Pang Bing has been through, I'm afraid hatching plots like this for THOUSANDS of years ago REGARDLESS of how much time has passed, is not going to be something that she'll just decide to NOT do no matter what we do to her. This is going to take MORE than just power and faith.
  • Duke:... Well... Then I guess I'll leave you alone to think about it. Just try and figure SOMETHING out as we head out to get Eagle-Beak. (He leaves)

Outside Gazelle's Location

  • Deadpool:... So, how'd it go?
  • Duke: Well, this whole thing seems to be getting to her. Pangy is reminding her too much about Bellwether.
  • Icky: Oy, is she going back to THAT level again? Come on, she DOES know that it got her to the place she's in now, right?
  • Duke: Yeah, but sometimes, things like what she did to Dawn in the past can be enough to haunt you for the rest of your life. Things like that are NOT easy to forget.
  • Little Foot:... He DOES have a point, Icky. Sometimes we can feel guilty for things we do wrong in the past no matter what happens in the future.
  • Ducky: Yep-yep-yep. Even Little Foot has trouble forgetting about his mother's death. Even that simple fact being stated is enough to get him- (Little Foot was tearing up)... Did I just jinx myself?
  • Icky: Yep-yep-yep, you did! (Little Foot ran off crying as his friends went off to comfort him)
  • Gricky:... Yeesh, I can see why you didn't wanna be with them. Not only are they past foes who made mince meat outta' ya, but they're also children who are often insensitive to each other's past.
  • Icky: Yeah. Besides, he'll get over it. They're in a Don Bluth franchise, so by logic, his mother's always around as some kind of ghost who always gives him advice Mufasa and Oogway style.
  • Gricky: Eh, at least Little Foot and his friends aren't THAT lonely, considering they have more friends than each other.
  • Ming: So, how far are we to our location?
  • Computer: ETA to Darkross, 10 minutes and 20 seconds, and counting.
  • Deadpool: So, what should we do in the meantime?
  • YB Deadpool: We can always listen to music.
  • Deadpool:... How about we listen to music?
  • Icky:... I can dig that. (They started dancing to many songs including Go Go Go Ale Ale Ale by The Cup of Life, Video Killed The Radio Star by The Buggles, Call Me by Go West, and Dance Hall Days by Wang Chung)
  • Computer: You have arrived at your destination.
  • Deadpool: Alrighty! Time to make some chimi-f******-changas!

Darkross

  • The Fortress was seen as the camera pans dramaticly around it.
  • Several Darkrossians and Xerxes' metas formed a line as Celisus and Narcotic stood at the end, awaiting the return of someone.
  • Narcotic: "Eagle-Beak has been noticingly inactive since the uh.... Baby God incident."
  • Celisus: "Well considering that it was an embarrising failure, I can't exactly wonder why it is so. I'd go absint too after a humiliating defeat like that. God or not, I wouldn't exactly call losing to an infant a graceful defeat."
  • Narcotic: "Good point, good point. I still can't get over how badly Dr. Glowrod lost awhile back."
  • Celisus: "Oh do NOT get me started even on that! Even if you ignor Xenaros NOT being a monsterious planet anymore, let alone never was for that matter, now your telling me that Villains Act villains are losing their touch! And the fact that the crimnal community is suffering this effect really proves that our gloriously villainious utopia has really been made no more."
  • Narcotic: "Ohhhhhh, don't worry, they won't get rid of EVERY criminal-infested planet!"
  • Celisus: "Well maybe not the likes of Arca or an anti-hero leaning crime planet, but ones TRUELY dedicated to villainy or at the least more about self-service then a turthfully sympathic reason? THEY WON'T STAND A CHANCE AGAINST AN EMPOWERED GRAND COUNCIL AND HEROES ACT, Let alone rising enforcements and goverments in those systems. Hell, even the infamous Auliffer-Wrague System is no longer enjoying a leasurely rule with CrimeTech disbanned, most likely for good this time."
  • Narcotic: "Yeah. Didn't helped that Blacktrey was too stubbernly independent to accept Backer's help via merging."
  • Celisus: "Probuly didn't really helped that Corruption Co. out-eviled and out competed against CrimeTech too well in thanks to the VA's influence. Sometimes, it's sad when your own badassery backfires on you."
  • Narcotic: ".... Well, I wonder though. Why are the Grand Councilers so determined to wipe out criminalised worlds?"
  • Celisus: "Well, in thanks to the VA's usurpation of Peerbon, it tecnecally becime a crime-trotted planet when the VA is borned. So, they began to assumed that Lawless Worlds are fertile ground for a new VA like team to restart a new age of villainy."
  • Narcotic: "Wow. They honestly think that?"
  • Celisus: "Well, technically, they're both right AND wrong about this. When Peerbon became lawless because of the VA, well, it gave birth to what was once a glorious age of villains. But at the same time, what happened with Peerbon was merely circumstantial at best. Considerable amount of time, ambition, patience, money, and organizing, was required to even get the idea off the ground, let alone even getting HALF of the early successes of the VA. Peerbon was a once-in-a-lifetime event. The odds of other lawless worlds even comig close are considerably small, even before the Grand Council's witch hunt for lawlessness."
  • Narcotic: "Well.... Maybe not ordenary criminal worlds, but technically, before the VA, the Hobnobbers happened because of mass-usurps of goverments that allowed criminal worlds to happen sometime after the Great Stagnation. And this was kinda before the VA. We just managed to be worse than the Hobnobbers."
  • Celisus: "That much is admittedly true. If this purging of criminal communities isn't soley to prevent a new VA, it's to at least stop risings of new Hobnobbers.... Honestly, I'm glad the Villains Act didn't get a stupid name like 'Hobnobber'! I mean, why call your organization that?!"
  • Narcotic: "Well, besides it's purpose in the system and it's beliefs, it's also in an alien tongue. It's Qohilan for 'crime-survivalist'. 'Hobe' means 'Crime', and 'Nobbea' means 'Survivalist'. Also, they also go by 'Obsidian Hobnobbers', which of course, 'Obsidian' is actually Qohilan for 'Blessed', which is precisely why the rock of the same name goes by that name. You see, they aren't like your average crook group. They actually believe that crime is just basic survival taken to a logical extreme and that laws and governments are a waste of time."
  • Celisus: "So basically, they're a bunch of wackjobs?"
  • Narcotic: "Yep. Their belief isn't even recognized as a true religion. It's just them being loopy!"
  • Celisus: "Ugh, admittedly, if I have to shame the VA for anything other then being founded by the Secret Bastards, it's that it ended up being more of a concern than those fanatical Hobnobbers! It's sad, and maddening, that both the Grand Council and the Legion ended up declaring us a bit more important than a group of maniacs who already have control of an entire system, where even at our start we only had one or so planets."
  • Narcotic: "Well, to be fair, causing the humans to evacuate like cowards with the disbansion of the HPA, kinda made us a more personal foe. At least the Hobnobbers weren't guilty of that."
  • Celisus: ".... A fair point. But STILL! Couldn't those fools balance dealing with us with staying course on ridding the UUniverses of those deluded fiends? What the Hobnobbers did is exactly why the VA never bothered trying to earn their attention for ally-kinship! Even before General Tex, the VA did NOT approve of the Hobnobbers' actions, not even if it was because of being delusional! That was why one of the first things we would've done after reaching the Auliffer-Wrague System, is to wipe out the crime-loving scum off of the face of the UUniverses, AND their Qohilan president if we had the chance..... (Sighs)..... For what it's worth, one of the extremely few things I liked about the disbanding of the VA, is at least that now those goverment twats have incentive to focus on the Hobnobbers again. And I hear their disgusting idiotic president is not handling the Grand Council's lawless extermination mission well. (Laughs). HE'S ACTSELLY GOING PARANOID AND INSANE FOR IT?! He might potaintionally ruin his own rule himself if he even makes ONE miss-step!"
  • Celisus and Narcotic laughed!
  • Narcotic: "Yeah! And ya wanna know the one thing I am glad about the disbanding bringing? Having to know that we realized that the Secret Founders were no better than the societies that shunned and hurt us. I mean, I'm glad to know they booted out the meanie who cohersed them to let Tex get arrested in favor of making the VA more extreme, but honestly, it would've been better if Tokath was never taken seriously for what he suggested! Because they listened to him at all, even once, it don't matter if you turn on him out of buyer's remorse! That still proves that they were no better then society!"
  • Celisus: "Indeed. Tex's saying goes as such: "If you even have small evidence that your ally is not as reliable or trustworthy as he/she said, it is best not to trust them ever". And because of the Secret Founders even doing these sort of things, espeically with Qui, why, no villain would feel safe around the likes of that! Why, they don't even tell us who they are?! I mean, I can get behind wanting a secret identity if you actually have an alternate life, like a fragile reputation as someone who's actually trusted in the public's eyes, or an extremely wanted criminal, but at the same time, if it's also so that you can hide in the shadows and play with us like your playthings, even if you attempt to even so much as sound like your sorry, then well too bad! One mistake is enough to lose a villain's trust! And I shudder about the mistakes we DON'T know about the secret founders!"
  • Narcotic: "Well, again, to be fair, they did boot out Tokath and exposed him anonymously as a founder, so there's that. Maybe it shows that they can learn to be more fair."
  • Celisus: "It's not as easy as punishing the one respondsable for having you make a mistake. It's still their fault for encouraging it in the first place, even if they were blinded by promises of faster conquests. It's fine that they DO even have the slightest bit of remorse to do THAT at least, but at the same time, who's to even say that Tokath is the only rotten fish in the barrel? Remember that they are still villains, and sometimes villains can't resist betraying even their own kind for their own benefit! And like Tex said, we'd be wise to avoid villains that are too villainous for even fellow villains! That advice, helped us avoid Yarge-Outs! That is why it is for the best we reject the Secret Founders' attempts to make amends, because it might either intrue, half-assed, or even because of another Tolkath. It's as simple as that."
  • Narcotic: "Fair enough. So, when exactly is Xerxes' best spy gonna show up?"
  • Celisus: "Ohhhh, don't worry. Kreeka Shade is never known for being fastionably late."
  • Xerxes: (Breaks in) GENTLEMEN?! KREEKA SHADE HAS BEEN MISSING FOR HOURS!!!
  • Celsius/Narcotic: GROCK!!!
  • Xerxes: I feel that the heroes have finally found us.
  • Narcotic: Well, our hideout IS the home of the Darkrossians, maybe they got help from the Lightflies to get THAT information. Why the f*** they didn't do it until now is anyone's guess, but nevertheless, you have ANY guesses as to how long it will take for them to get here?
  • Xerxes: Given the heroes will do anything to Kreeka to get the info, I'd say any minute.
  • Celsius/Narcotic:... DOUBLE GROCK!!! (The alarm was raised as Darkrossians and Metas lined up)
  • Xerxes: "Gentlemen, and any possable ladies, you are the first line of defence against the Lougers. Those misfits tend to be, unexpected, so be preapred for even the most out of place surprise. Go! Seek out these intruders, and make no hesitation to harm if you have to!"
  • The Forcers marthed out!
  • Xerxes: "Narcotic, Celisus, follow me to the Professor and make preperations for evacuation if it has to come to it."
  • The trio went into the building.

Eagle-Beak's Office

  • Narcotic: (They came in) BOSS!!! We've got a Code Misfit!!! THEY'VE FINALLY FOUND US, AND THEY'RE GONNA THROW US IN THAT HELLHOLE P42!!! WE GOTTA MAKE PLANS TO EVACUATION?!
  • Eagle-Beak:... Actually... They haven't come for that. The crystal ball was PRETTY precise of their TRUE intentions. They do not wish to harm us for the moment.
  • Narcotic:... They don't?
  • Eagle-Beak: Nope. Apparently, they need our assistance because of some crazy cat witch attempting to purge magic discrimination through magical mind-control.
  • Celsius:... IS THAT ALL?!?
  • Eagle-Beak: Indeed. So, if you can at least pardon my snark, French, tone, AND attitude for a brief few seconds... (Loud booming voice and slapping them multiple times) WHY THE F*** DIDN'T YOU F****** INFORM ME ABOUT KREEKA'S F****** DISAPPEARANCE INSTEAD OF F****** ALERTING THE F****** SECURITY WITHOUT MY F****** CONSENT, YOU ******* ********* ******** ***** ****** ***********?!?!?!?!? CALLING SECURITY WAS POINTLESS!! I COULD'VE JUST CALMED THIS ALL ON MY OWN!!! BUT INSTEAD, YOU HAD TO CALL IN SECURITY AND MAKE THEM FEEL LIKE THEY AREN'T WELCOME!!!
  • Xerxes: Would it have really made a difference. It's not like they WOULDN'T have expected us to attack anyway.
  • Eagle-Beak: As true as that may be, they STILL could've known we were coming considering Kreeka would've told them about my crystal ball. I mean, come on, they are literally in the van questioning why we are attacking!
  • (Twilight): WHY ARE THEY ATTACKING?!? SHOULDN'T EAGLE-BEAK HAVE SEEN US COMING?!?
  • (Icky): "To be fair, even then, we're probuly the last people he wants to see in light of certain events."
  • (Gricky): I bet it was really because his followers are morons who don't ask permission before going full-on defense mode. Morons.
  • Celsius/Narcotic/Xerxes: MORONS?!?
  • (Deadpool): Well you three were the ones that sic the bug and salamander people after us!
  • Celisus:... The grock?
  • Eagle-Beak: Oh, great, and Deadpool is there! That's double-trouble for us.
  • Xerxes: Who the hell is Deadpool?
  • Eagle-Beak: Questions later! Just call off the forces and let ME handle these uninvited pests.
  • Xerxes: "But, but, but, shouldn't we AT least place them in a controled position so that they aren't a threat?"
  • Narcotic: "Yeah, I mean, they are still our enemies by all means."
  • Eagle-Beak: "...... Is that really the case and not a aim for personal vengence for taking Qui away from us?"
  • Celisus/Narcotic/Xerxes: "....... No?"
  • Eagle-Beak: "JUST DO WHAT I ASKED, YOU TWATS?!"
  • The trio ran off!
  • Eagle-Beak: "(Sighs)..... I appresiate the desire for caution, but there's a fine line between that and needless hostility."
  • ???: "To be fair, Professor."
  • Sing Jin Sue came in.
  • Sing: "Their caution is not entirely injustifyable. You do realise this means that we can't stay here anymore. Our base is in some shape and form, exposed. Whether they meant to or not, they effectively costed us our good hide-a-way."
  • Eagle-Beak: "An unfortunate truth, Sing. But not something that wasn't meant to be ineditable. Ever since their newfound kinship with the Zootopian, I always did figure this would happen. That's why I had asked the Darkrossians to make nessersary modifications for Blot's new ship. It'll serve as our new base of operations now that the castle's finally been compromised. I never thought it was because of the Lougers being desperate enough to have aide against a cat soccress while thier uniter has come down with a sevre case of depowrisation."
  • Sing: "Well your not actselly planning to join them, right? What if our benufactors like this cat witch and they want you to be her ally instead?"
  • Eagle-Beak: "That is why I am not gonna automaticly jump onto this band wagon of a coup de gra against Pang Bing. Not just of being considerate to the benufactor's interests, NOR costing me of my secret castle, and it's MORE then just a matter of pride about the infant fiasco.... Though trust me, neither of those things help them. My main reason is simple. I have nothing to neither gain or really lose from this team-up, temporary as it is. This offers nothing but having a powerful villain hate us for getting with their enemies, and that nothing wouldn't really CHANGE much bwteen our current relations with them. The Panda is only seeking us out because his usual Coup De Gra buddies and other opitions have been captured by Pang Bing."
  • Sing: "Sooooo..... Your basicly gonna welcome these people into your home?"
  • Eagle-Beak: "That's not exactly the correct answer..... I am considering Xerxes's suggestion for, a controled evioment for the misfits."

Later.

  • The Heroes are seen held in a magical dome.
  • Twilight: "..... Why am I not surprised?"
  • Duke: "In all honesty, this guy IS usually our enemy and stuff. What, did you expected to roll out the red carpet and stuff?"
  • Icky: "Well duh, Twilight, villains ain't known for their hospitality torwords heroes."
  • Eventually, the dark room lights up with flames onto torches from Celisus as he and the rest of Eagle-Beak's followers are seen.
  • Loogar: "Well well well.... Look at what the bloodly cat dragged in."
  • Jerky: "Our over-due chrismas presents! Louger pay back!"
  • Blot: "Revenge is a bounty I value, behind gold!"
  • Sting'nBite: "I'm gonna make you regret making a weakling out of me!"
  • Hank: "I'm gonna do..... Stuff...... To you!"
  • Anima: "YOUR SOUL IS MINE?!"
  • Batula: "Uh........ I'M SCARY, BLAH!?"
  • Sargent Crush: "The nerve of you people just coming in like you own the place?!"
  • Celisus: "Talk about coming from the frying pan and into the fire!"
  • Narcotic: "..... I got nothing."
  • Xerxes: "Admitingly a bold but silly jesture coming into our base of operations without your full force and with a wave of un-trained civilians instead. I expected better from the same nitwits that ruined the VA."
  • Sing: "And on top of that, by basic villain rule, we can't afford anyone who knows of our base leave.... At least.... Not alive."
  • Eagle-Beak comes from the shadows at least.
  • Eagle-Beak: "So, misfits....... This better be good. And fair warning....... Your not in a position to play cute with us. The consinquences, are not, kind."
  • Rarity: "...... Uh..... Po? You SURE you want to include these people? I can detect a strong lack of interest in anything other then..... (Gulp)."
  • Po: "..... Admitingly........ I'm still debating with myself on that."
  • Eagle-Beak's followers began to laugh, as the scene suddenly fades to Pang Bing staring wickedly intense at the camera, then casted her lightning attack onto it!

Epilogue

Outtakes and Blooper reel.

  • Director: "And, action."
  • Chesibelle: "Boys, our Raindeer Games will leave us with a VERY Murry Christmas.... Wait, Murry? (Laughter is heard as she started laughing with the audience) Oh my god! My first major role in a SAF episode, and already I'm screwing up!  That's diffenetly one for the bloopers, am I, am I right?"
  • BLEEP!
  • Mike was seen trolling about in the hallways and went into rooms like a "Man Cave" Father's Den, and proceed to steal things like priceless sports momentos and autograthed balls of various sports, even having to sturggle with a signed bowling bowl, which then proceeded to crush him!
  • Mike: "GAAAAAAAA?! IS THERE A DOCTOR IN THE STUDIO?!"
  • BLEEP!
  • Bob: "Duh, Yeah boss. Stealing presients and expensive stuff is duh, great....... (Different voice) Oh, who am I kidding, why am I working with you people?"
  • Director: "Please don't do this to us Norm."
  • "Bob" (Which is actselly Norm from Norm of the North): "I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I can't help it, ok? Ever since my first movie bombed, I've been reduced to camios and even small time roles as, a polar bear from Zootopia that miraculiously looks like me- gah, are you kidding? I think you might wanna work on the originality department guys!"
  • Director: "To be fair Norm, all the critics say that even CHILDREN were bored of what went in the movie. The incompident plot and characters not being presented well, didn't helped. It was liongates' fault your in this position."
  • Sound guy: "Doesn't help that your voiced by Rob Snighter!"
  • Norm: "GAAAAAAAAHOOOOOOOH?! I'm gonna..... Be in my trailor to..... Cry again..... That I'm considered to be just as bad as the troll from that Don Bloth movie."
  • Mike: "Oh just be glad it's not like your from Dreamworks' "Trolls". That film's an embarrising return to Dreamworks' bad hapit of using pop culture references and pop songs. And it came after the magnifisent Kung Fu Panda 3 no less! Augghhhhh. I think the fact Zootopia selling better then the 3rd entry smacked their compidence."
  • Camera man: "Being owned by Fox probuly doesn't help much."
  • Director: "OK, CUT?!"
  • BLEEP!
  • Chesibelle: "Boys, our Raindeer Games will leave us with a VERY Curry Christmas.... (Laughs out loud as the studio joins in) I'm sorry, I did it again!"
  • BLEEP!
  • Fidget growls as he jumpscares Bob, but bumps into the camera by mistake and yowls!
  • Fidget: "OWWWWWWWW, MY HEAD, MY ONLY HEAD?!"
  • BLEEP!
  • Thunderclap: "..... N-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n- Now, Downpour, I kinda consider ya more as a friend, and uh-"
  • Downpour grabbed him and gave a big long smooth, but the two fell down by accsident and various crash sounds are heard!
  • Icky: "AW YEAH BABY, BLOOPER REEL GOLD?!"
  • BLEEP!
  • The Lougers' friends, allies, and family members began entering the Dragon Guardian temple.
  • Suddenly, the Spanich Inqusition barged in!
Python No-one expects the Spanish Inquisition

Python No-one expects the Spanish Inquisition

  • Sandy: "What the.... WOULD YOU GET OUT OF HERE?!"
  • BLEEP!
  • Chesibelle: "Boys, our Raindeer Games will leave us with a VERY-"
  • Phone rings.
  • Chesibelle: "Oh, hold on guys, phone call."
  • Director: "Cut."
  • BLEEP!
  • Icky:... Have a grand feast later, AND enjoy watching Christmas movies and listening to Christmas music.
  • Little Foot: You sure about that?
  • Icky: As sure as a cartoon character can take a BEATING!
  • A guy falls through the roof and falls onto Icky!
  • Icky: "D'OH OW?!....... I hate it when that happens."
  • Guy: "..... Hey Josh."
  • BLEEP!
  • Hu and Woo were seen in a sound recording studio.
  • Hu: "Dear Dragon Warrior, Members of the Jade Palace, Master Shifu, and the Shell Louge Squad. It is my undying heart-felt pleasure, with tears of happiness, to inform you that the Emperor, whom you know as Lu Kang, has a very speical plocromation related to the flawwed Permit system that- (Starts laughing)...... And I thought the writing of the canon show was pretentious!"
  • Hu and Woo started to laugh!
  • Hu: "I mean, nothing personal, nothing personal, it is an interwebs project after all, and, trust me, I read worse scripts that make this look like the writting of shakesspere in comparision, but, WOOOOOOOOO! Might I suggest alot of story tweaks in the near future?"
  • BLEEP!
  • Woo: "Just because the Emperor is more lax, doesn't mean his council is so easy-going! Espeically not the royal magition, Quack Ku Xun- (Laughs as Hu joins in) I know these people are infamous for dumb names, but, BUT REALLY?! WOW?! What's next with these people?"
  • BLEEP?!
  • Shifu: "HYYYYYYY-YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA- (Coughs loudly!)..... Cough....... I am so sorry, I just ruined the take, let us try again."
  • BLEEP!
  • Chesibelle was talking to her phone.
  • Chesibelle: "..... Hey, I'm not ready yet, I'm still on this very impourent call!"
  • BLEEP!
  • Lord Shen: "KAIRI YOUR ACTING HOST OF THE PARTY UNTIL OUR- (Slips on he floor) WHOOAOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA (CRASHS ONTO THE SET AND BREAKS IT?!)...."
  • Kairi: "...... And it looks like the Doctor will be busy today..."
  • BLEEP!
  • Gazelle: "This is the reverse button, right?"
  • Dodo: "NO THAT'S THE-"
  • Gazelle presses and the boxing glove comes out and knocks her unconjustus!
  • Icky: "....... Oh, son of a, DOC, YOU GOT ANOTHER PATHINT?!"
  • BLEEP!
  • Chesibelle was still on her phone, and hoof jestures the camera to turn off!
  • BLEEP!
  • One of the Grox Generals: "..... Of course you know..... This, means, WAR?!"
  • Another Grox General: "....... Awesome historic reference man."
  • First Grox General: "You think so dude?"
  • 3rd Grox General: "Yeah man, this will TOTALLY heal hateful steriotypes about Groxes being bad actors."
  • First Grox General: "Yeah, I'm awesome."
  • Second Grox General: "We are SO insyinc."
  • BLEEP!
  • Lord Shen: "I ju, what in the, how, why, you did not just, zipp, zippty, do, dah, I, OHH EEE, OHH AH AH, DING BANG, WANNA WANNA BING BANG, OH EE OH AH AH DING BING WANNA WANNA BING BANG?!"
  • Director: "Ok, Shen, that extra bit is out of character for ya, we can't use that."
  • Lord Shen: "But you told me to act like this. You said I can improvise."
  • Director: "Yes I did, and that I also said that we'll use what is in-character."
  • Lord Shen: "Right right right, I know that, but, still, still, still..... What I make is gold here and, cut cut cut, this, I don't want this conversation recorded!"
  • BLEEP!
  • Chesibelle: "(Still on her phone) (Baby voice) HI SWEETIE! MOMMY'S STARING IN A SPONGEBOB AND FRIENDS EPISODE?! YES I AM, YES I AM, YES I A-"
  • BLEEP!
  • Icky: "Hey I mean it, Daffy!"
  • Daffy Duck: "HEY, WHAT DID I DO?!"
  • Everyone laughed!
  • Icky: "..... SORRY, I DIDN'T MEAN TO GET YOUR ATTENTION?!"
  • BLEEP!
  • Lu Kang: "Quack, please........... Quack I wish you would. (Laughs are heard) WHAT UP, MY QUACKS?! (LOUD LAUGHTER IS HEARD?!) I am having too much fun with this."
  • BLEEP!
  • Chesibelle was seen baby talking the phone as Bob and Mike can't help but to snicker.
  • BLEEP!
  • Granny: "I'd came along because your parents wanted me to make sure these young'ns stay safe..... That, and I personally think they wanted time away from me. As per usual."
  • Icky: "..... Sweetie Belle would say this best-"
  • Sweetie Belle suddenly appears!
  • Sweetie Belle: "OH COME ON?!"
  • Laughter was heard!
  • Sweetie Belle: "(Giggles), That was so Season 2. Ahhh, the memories."
  • BLEEP!
  • Chesibelle was making more baby sounds as Bob and Mike were about to burst in laughter!
  • BLEEP!
  • Quack: "Ughhhhh..... Fine! Give them a tour or something until it's time for our valued above all else tradition! WOO!? HU?!"
  • Icky/Iago/Fidget/Pervis/Patrick/Spongebob/Coldfront: "WHOO-HOOO?! WHOO-HOOO?! WHOO-HOOO?!"
  • Quack facepalmed.
  • Quack: "I gave up shakespere for this."
  • BLEEP!
  • Gazelle: "(Sarcasticly) Ohhh, goody."
  • Shenzi: "Oh hey Scar, I didn't know you had a sex and speices change."
  • Everyone started to laugh!
  • Shenzi: "Thank you, thank you! I'd be here until it's time to clock out!"
  • BLEEP!
  • Gazelle: "He... Did... WHAT?!? (Her hair cartoonishly turned into flame)........ OH MY GOD, MY HAIR IS ON FIRE?!"
  • Everyone began to panic as everyone tired to put the fire out!
  • Eventually, the fire was put out!
  • Gazelle: "(Sighs in relief)...... Let's add that in though, I think it adds some flare. (Laughs are heard)!"
  • BLEEP!
  • Chesibelle: "MOMMY LOVES YOU BABY, MOMMY LOVES YOU?! Ok, buh bye! Buh bye! (Hangs the Phone up and noticed she was watched)....... The camera was on this whole time, was it? This isn't gonna be included, is it?"
  • BLEEP!
  • Gazelle:... I can see Quack is not the ONLY one who is incompetent in this government.
  • Shifu: GAZELLE!
  • Po: "ANTELOPE?!"
  • Iago: "DEER?!"
  • Woo: "COW?!"
  • Icky: "CAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT?!"
  • B.O.B.: "DOOOOOOOOOG?!"
  • Pinkie: "(Appears from nowhere) I DON'T KNOW WHAT WE'RE YELLING ABOUT?!"
  • Deadpool: "(APPEARS FROM NOWHERE AS WELL) LOUD NOISES?!"
  • BLEEP
  • Chesibelle: "I'm sorry, I'm too embarrised, I want to stay in my trailer for a bit, I'll, I'll come back when I get over the embarrisment!"
  • Chesibelle gets off he set and gets into a trailer.
  • Director: "..... Oy...... This production is off to a GREAT start."
  • BLEEP!
  • Monkey: "MR. WOO, WAIT, DON'T TELL THEM ABOUT-"
  • The Lougers, The Land Before Time Crew, Granny Gricky, and Hu, all gave blank stares at Monkey, with Po giving a blushed face of embarrisment, Icky giving a grinch/cheserure cat smile rubbing his wing/hands like a steriotypical villain, Viper was shaking her head, tsking. Woo himself held the biggest judgemental, athoritive face ever.
  • Even Lu Kang had a face that said "Seriously man?"
  • Monkey: "........ (Does this.)

Fuck This Shit I'm Out

Fuck This Shit I'm Out


  • BLEEP!
  • Chesibelle was seen muffling her sobs with a pillow.
  • Chesibelle: "My first time bing a star, AND I RUINED IT BY BEING DUMB?!"
  • Chesibelle cries!
  • BLEEP!
  • Xin and Sin are seen lovingly eyeing eahcother.
  • Xin: "So..... What do ya say we do some wreseling after this is over?"
  • Sin: "I'd be delighted- (Sees the camera)........ That, camera isn't rolling, right?"
  • BLOOP!
  • Pang Bing:... Guess who's back!
  • Icky/Iago/Fidget/Pervis/Patrick/Spongebob/Coldfront: "GUESS WHO'S BACK?! BACK AGAIN?! GUESS WHO'S BACK, GUESS WHO'S BACK, GUESS WHO'S BACK!"
  • Pang Bing: "...... Am I really gonna have THIS to look forword to?"
  • BLEEP!
  • Meng Tao: "(Presses as quickly as he can) Please, please, please, hurry up!?" (A magical discharge caused the teleporter to malfunction and blow up)... Mommy... (After 6 silent seconds, Pang Bing ripped off Five Night's A Freddy's and jumpscared Meng, but ended up headbutted into the camera instead) OHHHH?!
  • Pang Bing: "OW?! SON OF A FELINE?!"
  • Meng Tao: "Uh, can a doctor please come on set? We had another camera injury!"
  • BLEEP!
  • Taotie was seen enjoying a drink, while Bian Zao playing Angry Birds on his Ipad.
  • The losing sound was heard as Bian got uncharacteristicly emotional and raged out as he knocked his dad off of the chear!
  • Bian: "THOSE DAMN PIGS?! AUGGHAAAA?! I HATE PIGS?!"
  • Taotie: "Uhhhhhh.... Son....... In all fairness..... We are pigs, tecnecally...."
  • Bian: "........ THEN I HATE US?!"
  • Laughter was heard.
  • Taotie: "Ya know, this is why I don't buy him video games, he gets too involved!"
  • BLEEP!
  • Quack began to approuch Gazelle, who heard his footsteps and donned a disinterested, disappointed face, but doesn't look at him.
  • Gazelle: "..... What do you want, Quack?"
  • Gazelle suddenly snickered and laughed!
  • Gazelle: "I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I still can't, get over that name!"
  • Quack sighed dejectedly.
  • Quack: "I really left Shakespere, for this?"
  • BLEEP!
  • Quack began to approuch Gazelle, who heard his footsteps and donned a disinterested, disappointed face, but doesn't look at him.
  • Gazelle: "..... What do you want, Quacker?"
  • Laughter was heard!
  • Quack sighed.
  • BLEEP!
  • Quack began to approuch Gazelle, who heard his footsteps and donned a disinterested, disappointed face, but doesn't look at him.
  • Gazelle: "..... What do you want, Quack-Quack?"
  • Loud Laughter is heard!
  • Quack: "GOOOOOOOAHHHHHHHHH?! SOMEONE TELL HER TO DON A MORE PROFESSIONAL ATTATUDE?! I DID NOT LEFT SHAKESPERE TO BE AMONG A SHCOOL PLAY?!"
  • BLEEP?!
  • Quack began to approuch Gazelle, who heard his footsteps and donned a disinterested, disappointed face, but doesn't look at him.
  • Gazelle: "..... What do you want, Quack?"
  • Quack: ".......... D'oh, I forgotten my lines because of how I can't get over the lack of professionalisum, I'll, I'll be in my trailer."
  • Director: "(Sighs), cut once again."
  • BLEEP!
  • The Sound Recording room is seen again, this time with the Cabbage Guy from the Last Airbender.
  • Cabbage guy: "MY CABBAGES!!!....... By the way, I am SO glad to be working again ever since the Last Airbender finished."
  • Director: "We were happy to help, darling."
  • Cabbage guy: "I mean it, how's about I treat you guys to a good meal."
  • Director: "No need. We have plans."
  • Cabbage guy: "Maybe after the episode is done?"
  • Director: "..... We'll think about it."
  • Cabbage Guy: "Yay!"
  • BLEEP!
  • Pang Bing: (She came in from the shadows)... Greetings, misfits!
  • Skipper: "MOON CAT?!"
  • Pang Bing: "What. wha...... I'M NOT A MOON CAT, I- GAAAAAAHOOOOOOOH, CUT?!"
  • BLEEP!
  • Icky: "(Exhaustedly coughs)...... Man I am out of shape. Woooo!"
  • Icky fainted.
  • Voice: "Let me guess..... Doctor on set? Ok, ok, I'm coming."
  • BLEEP!
  • Icky: "(Sees Pang Bing)..... So, I take it your Pang Bing? If so, then I guess the producer no longer has a beef with cat villains anymore. So, when will we be expecting Cat R. Waul and Ratigan's fatass pussy to make an appearence then?"
  • Cat R Waul, and other Cat Villains are seen in the understudy section as they gasped for joy!
  • Icky: "...... IT WAS A JOKE, GUYS?!"
  • The Cat villains sighed in disappointment.
  • Warren T Rat: "Lucked out again."
  • Lucifer: "Meeeeoooooooooow."
  • Felica: "Yeah, MEEEEEOOOOOOOOW?!"
  • Cat Prosicuter: "It's not fair that Pang Bing gets speical treatment because of being part of a show the producer liked, and yet WE'RE stuck as understudies used as stunt doubles or just to fill empty seats!"
  • Meowice: "Tell me about it."
  • Claudndus: "We deserve better then this."
  • Cat R. Waul: "AGGGH?! TERRORABLE?! TRUELY AND UTTERLY APPOLLING?!"
  • BLEEP!
  • As the camera focuses on Chesibelle seeking help, the camera noticed some shady business going on, as it zooms in on the cat villains cohersing Deadpool to agree to writing off the anti-catisum rule.
  • Deadpool: "So, you guys want me to write off the Anti-Catisum rule during the episode's production time?"
  • Cat R. Waul: "Yes..... You'll be paid very well, and- (Noticed the camera)..... GAAAHHHH?! STOP THAT CAMERA?!"
  • Yowls and Roaws are heard as the camera is swung about!
  • BLOOP!
  • Scroopfan: "SO THIS WAS THE SHORCE OF THE RULE VANDELISUM?!"
  • MSM: OH, YOU DIRTY LITTLE P*****S!!!
  • Fat Cat: Okay, I'm going to pretend that that wasn't racist as hell!
  • MSM: Well, good, because it's not!... It's SPECIESIST!... There's a difference!
  • Meowice: There really isn't, you know. Race and species are pretty much the same-
  • MSM: Hey, ugly-Chuck-Jones-face, I'm basically a science nut who has a nerdy life of 24-7 computer potato life and even my SLEEP SCHEDULE IS ASKEW BECAUSE OF HOW LATE I STAY UP!!! I KNOW the difference!
  • Meowice: Ugly-Chuck-Jones-face?!? WHY I NEVER!!!
  • Cat Prosecutor: Well, to be fair, when you really think about it, some of the faces he makes can scar even kiddies for life.
  • MSM: (Scoffs) Kiddies! Cuz' that's what you are! (Clears throat) Anyway, you're in for some hardcore punishments!
  • Scroopfan: "Indeed MSM! Looks like it's food survice for the entirity of the next year."
  • Cat R. Waul: "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO-"
  • BLEEP!
  • Crackerjack: "HI-YA TOOTS?! NAMES CRACKERJACKERIA! But you can call me Crackerjack! Exsiled Court Jester Exdeordenaire!...... (Sofisicated voice) Ohh poor me. I can't believe I gave up Shakespere for this line of work."
  • Quack's voice: "Finally, a fellow shakesperian act-tor! I'm not alone here?!"
  • BLEEP!
  • Celisus and Narcotic are seening doing the Macho Man dance as the Darkrossians and the Metas join in!
  • BLEEP!
  • An interview room was seen with a beautiful Meta female.
  • Meta Female: "I would like to thank you for promising me the role of "Shade Kreeka" for your show, boys."
  • Scroopfan: "..... UH........ About that....... MSM wrote you off as a captured spy off camera."
  • "Kreeka": "...... WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT?!"
  • Scroopfan: "I'm sorry, the episode was finishing up and you came in last minute!"
  • "Kreeka": "AT LEAST PROMISE ME A PART IN THE NEXT EPISODE?!"
  • Scroopfan: "CALM DOWN, AND TRUST ME, YOU HAVE MY WORD ON THAT?!"
  • "Kreeka": "GOOD, BECAUSE I'LL SUE IF I DON'T GET THE PART?! YOU HEAR ME-"
  • BLEEP!
  • Director: "Your better Chesibelle?"
  • Chesibelle: "Yes sir."
  • Director: "Good. Now, say the line."
  • Chesibelle: "...... Boys, our Raindeer Games will leave us with a VERY Merry Christmas.... To us."
  • The crew cheered for Chesibelle, as well as the acting and understudy staff!
  • Chesibelle: "Thank you, thank you, you all are great people, and maybe I'll get to work with you all again."
  • Director: "We would look forword to that. Cut, and we'll edit this scene abit."
  • BLOOP!
  • Icky and Iago are seen on director chears.
  • Icky: "Hi folks. As you can see, we can have alot of fun and druma in making these episodes for our fans and those that won't mind a viewing."
  • Iago: "Even though the end result isn't always satisfying."
  • Canned Laughter.
  • Icky: "Now in case your wondering why we switched to this instead of the usual dramatic Epilogue scenes? Well, the producer desided to do something different and speical for the 4-parter. We started with bloopers and outtakes, then we'll move with other speical feature worthy stuff, like interviews, views of deleted scenes from earlior projects, and hell, maybe even a look at early concept art."
  • Iago: "If we can find anything that didn't get deleted or replaced by MSM!"
  • Canned Laughter!
  • Icky: "Why do you keep doing that?"
  • Iago: "Comedic effect."
  • Icky: ".... Ahhh, fair enough. See you in the next episode folks."

To be continued...

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