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Emperor Lu Kang Part 2 is the 2nd Part of the 4-Part Season 3A Finale of the SpongeBob and Friends Adventures Chronicles series. Even though that, unsurprisingly, Eagle-Beak and his followers were more interested in personal vengence for their humiliations then what was desired, Gazelle was able to reach into their better natures enough to realise that Pang Bing is indeed a legit problem. So the small band of heroes and Eagle Beak and friends must work togather to once again defeat Pang Bing, but in a new way since she clearly has improved as she is now able to take control of even complete idiots unlike in the two-parter. So just focusing on a single thought no longer helps. Eagle-Beak offers the aide of an exspearimental magic spell that protects against even magic as great as Pang Bing's. But he warns that it's not protected well from being despelled, so they have to act quickly and strongly against Pang Bing before she can retailiate! However, they have to deal with three issues along the way: One: The Imperial Court Magition Quack Ku Xun, a goose, has been ralling up a huge army of mercs to go after Pang Bing for reasons unexplained, 2: The entire High Council and even the Galactic federation are on their way with heroes abroad, even with aide from the HA, to seek out Pang, while at risk of becoming slaves themselves, added by the worsening factor that the Villain Teams are riled up by Pang Bing's actions and sought her out, risking the same issue. And 3: Gazelle is concerned that darker forces greater then even Pang Bing are at work here. The Group need to be able to keep all three villain teams from interfearing, the same to Quack, before things will only get more troublesome. But can Gazelle get over her concerns?

Transcript

Prologue: Recap

Previously, on SpongeBob and Friends Adventures Chronicles...

  • Po: GUYS! YOU'LL NEVER BELIEVE- (A record scratch was heard as the film reel froze and Deadpool came on)
  • Deadpool: What? ANOTHER prologue recap? LAAAAAAME!
  • Scroopfan: Hey come on, Deadpool, it's a SAF tradition dating back to The Seas of Captain Legend Two Parter, we always do this for multi-part episodes!
  • MSM: Well, duh! That's what OTHER two-parters do!
  • Deadpool: I know, I know, but I was just wondering, since your two canon jesters said you were doing special s*** for your first Season 3 Saga finale, I decided I'd do my own part! And I have JUST the thing! Let's do a Dragon Ball Z Abridged Kai parody and just do the prologue recap in a shorter time frame.
  • MSM:... GENIUUUUUUUUUUUUSSS!!!
  • Scroopfan: Hey now, just because we started to mimic Abridged Series of all kinds as of recently ever since one or two instences in the past, doesn't mean we take it to THAT EXTREME OF A LEVEL!? I mean, sure, it'd be funnier, but Recaps are suppose to be a serious brief retelling of the previous adventure, so those who didn't saw the previous episode would know what's going on, and to remind those that may've forgotten at this point. Also, the idea of the DBZAK parody only works because it was MEANT to be a joke to the Kai series as a whole, perhaps being a more nuteared exspearience of the original anime. If we just make a parodious verson of the last episode, it would end up looking like we're not taking this seriously anymore. And we can't have our critics think we're not taking this work seriously anymore, they'll start using it as a weapon against alledged incompidence. Also, doing it like that would not be subtile comedy as we're trying to go for cartoony but not in your face comedy. It would've looked desperate for early laughs and there for, the audience will quickly see that.
  • MSM:... Hmm, he has a good point there.
  • Deadpool: Oh, so what if the recaps are just as short as what I'm suggesting?
  • MSM: Uh, duh, because to our audience, it would make us look desperate for some first-laughs. If I can make a suggestion for this to work, how about we save this for the LAST part of this 4-parter, when it's long enough for the joke to work.
  • WB Deadpool:... That's actually more logical than having it here.
  • YB Deadpool: AWWW, BUT THAT'LL TAKE FOREVER!!
  • Scroopfan: Hey, this isn't exactly fair to me either! I was planning something else for the Epilogue, like a deminstraightion of concept art, but now that is tossed out of the window! Now I only got the interviews and the deleted scenes for this and the next part to look forword to!
  • MSM: Oh, I meant have it in the RECAP of the 4th part. You can STILL have that stuff at the epilogue.
  • Scroopfan: Oh really? Thanks for telling me that.
  • Deadpool: (Sighs) Fine! But if this doesn't make it, then expect me to be in your office! I'll have MSM's cute twitching tail on a platter!
  • MSM: Okay, if you're making fun of our avatars, then save it! We've got more beefed up security than your LAST little incident.
  • Deadpool: No security can deter ME, twitchy tail!
  • MSM: STOP CALLING ME THAT!!! THIS IS JUST AN AVATAR!!! DON'T MAKE US BANISH YOU TO THE LITTLE KIDS' SHOW UUNIVERSES WHERE YOU WILL BE TORTURED BY THE WRATH OF BARNEY AND OTHERS!!!
  • Deadpool: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
  • Scroopfan: MSM, COOL IT! Deadpool, your just gonna have to accept it. We're going to stick to a more traditional SAF Episode Recap, ok? I mean, MSM, seriously don't ya think that was, too cruel to suggest? Also, we're kinda getting the recap side-tracked. Also, we invented the comedic commmentary thing, so he can just do that all the way through.
  • MSM: Oh, trust me, no amount of comedic commentary will compare to the torture of being in the world itself! Another LazyTown song may be popular because of the villain's actor getting cancer, but catchy songs like that can only get you so far.
  • Deadpool: Well, fine! I'll have OTHER ways to get even as long as you keep your promise. You KNOW how I get when my employers scam me!

Cutaway

  • Deadpool: (Dubbed as Firebrand in Meet the Firebrand and having a suit overfilled with money as he stabs an employer) STAB, MAKE FUNNY NOISE, STAB, STAB!!!

Present

  • MSM: You have our words, Deadpool! Now just get back to the recap!
  • Scroopfan: "Sorry about the interuption folks. That what happens when you work with Deadpool."
  • Deadpool: Easier done than said! (He resumes it)
  • Po:... What just happened?... Oh, uh, GUYS! YOU'LL NEVER BELIEVE THIS!! WE GOT AN INVITE TO OUR HOMEWORLD!!!
  • (Hu): It is my undying heart-felt pleasure, with tears of happiness, to inform you that the Emperor, whom you know as Lu Kang, has a very special proclamation related to the flawed permit system that has only done more harm then good.
  • (Woo): It's important that you arrive exactly at the capital at 8:00 SHARP! P.S.: WE ARE NOT KIDDING ABOUT QUACK?! CHECK THE TIME NOW AND SEE WHAT YOU GOT!!
  • Shifu: HYYYYYYY-YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA?! WE HAVE 20 MINUTES TO ARRIVE?!
  • Gazelle: What about our Christmas party with our friends and loved ones? It wouldn't be very fair to leave them out like this!"
  • Crane: "They're all about major laws and royal decrees. And those that have no respect to it.... Are never heard from again."
  • SpongeBob: (As the van was going as fast as possible dodging the obstacles) "GIVE US BACK THE CONTROLS, GAZELLE!?"
  • Gazelle: "I'M TAKING US BACK HOME!?"
  • Lord Shen: "WE MUST NOT DISGRACE OURSELVES IN FRONT OF THE IMPERIAL EMPIRE?!"
  • Gazelle: "I CAN'T MISS SEEING MY REAL PARENTS FIRST TIME IN YEARS?!" (They crashed)
  • Lu Kang: WOW!
  • Gazelle: THEY WILL NOT LAY A FINGER ON YOU AS LONG AS I PROTECT YOU!! I, am gonna make the best of this situation, and STAY with you people through this, and MAYBE TEACH THESE BARBARIANS SOME PROPER MORALS WHILE I'M HERE?! (STARTS SCREAMING IN ANGRY SPANISH?!)
  • Hu:... Uh... What did she say?
  • Puss:... Trust me, you rather have that be left untranslated.
  • Quack: For the legendary Uniter Princess, she seems rather un-princess-y.
  • Icky: AW, COME ON, WHO SAID YOU KIDS COULD STOW AWAY?!?
  • Petrie: The nice Kairi girl said it was okay.
  • Granny: "I came along because your parents wanted me to make sure these young'ns stay safe."
  • Icky: AW, COME ON!!!
  • Ming:..... The Monkey?
  • Gazelle: Are you aware of Monkey's romantic interest in you once?
  • Ming: I wasn't wise enough to have informed you two that...... I was 12.
  • Monkey/Gazelle: YOU WERE TWELVE?!?
  • Duke: OHHHHHH, SHOCKER!!
  • Lord Shen: "THE BLOODLY HELL MAN?!"
  • Monkey: (He was seen hitting his head on the wall)
  • Shifu: Tai Lung killed the Emperor's son, and as a result of his escape, the Emperor imposed the Kung Fu permit system as a means of limitation.
  • Einstein: What a twist!
  • Pang Bing: Guess who's back! (She mind-controlled all the Kung Fu Panda villains in the UUniverses)
  • Gazelle was seen, weakfully pushing the door aside, breathing heavily.
  • Duke: What happened? (Gazelle weakly points to Quack)
  • Po: HOW COULD YOU, YOU CREEPY DUCK?!
  • Quack: Several weeks later and she'll be good as new.... Along with newfound respect with the great Quack Ku Xun the Magician! Just like any and all who dared question me and dare criticize the greatness that magic offers?!"
  • Mantis: YOU CRAZY DUCK-BILLED LAWFUL JERK!! (An attack was heard outside as they left)
  • Gazelle: If this turns out to be a trick from a far greater evil, and it spirals to the point of another greater threat... There'll be no magic spell in the UUNIVERSES that will save you from the Lightflies' penance!
  • Lu Kang: Ohhhhhh, you're in trouble.
  • Quack: I DID NOT INSTRUCT YOU ALL TO GIVE ME AN OPINION!!
  • Pang Bing: Greetings, misfits! (She mind-controlled the Lodgers)
  • Hu: The villain attack is nothing more then mere bait!!
  • Pang Bing: (After seeing Gazelle struggle with her powers)... Well, well, well! Little Gazzy's having trouble with her blade!
  • Wu Hu was ordering some archers to aim at the escaping heroes
  • Pang Bing: "No need to shoot them down, Wu Hu. They'll eventually come back to pose a proper challenge. Besides, even then, when I complete my plans, I will be their master, one way or the other."
  • Kweng: (With Fu-Xi's team) This is no time to argue. We need to act as soon as possible.
  • Tsin: CHAAAAARGE!!! (The heroes fought as they took off with Gazelle crazily handling the controls)
  • Gazelle: Where should we go?
  • Po: Inviting the Mane Seven back at our party wouldn't hurt.
  • Icky: DEADPOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL!!! (Applause were heard as Deadpool was seen)
  • Twilight: You SERIOUSLY want to include Eagle-Beak?!
  • Po: "I know it's risky, but he's kinda our best shot!
  • Elzaorbana: I know what is you seek.
  • Gazelle: Reversing this curse is not an easy process?
  • Enlightrant: Nope, not EVEN for a trained professional. You're still gonna have to fight your way to Eagle-Beak. Get past both his Darkrossian forces AND his average cronies.
  • Elzaorbana: We're willing to offer a Lightrossian guide.
  • Icky: What, exactly is a rossian?"
  • Mayfly: (Uses her technique on Brutoron, surprising the heroes) The name's Maia Fly Phwyrll, but please, call me 'Mayfly'.
  • Computer: You have arrived at your destination.
  • Deadpool: Alrighty! Time to make some chimi-f******-changas!
  • Xerxes: KREEKA SHADE HAS BEEN MISSING FOR HOURS!!!
  • Celsius/Narcotic: GROCK!!!
  • Xerxes: Given the heroes will do anything to Kreeka to get the info, I'd say any minute.
  • Celsius/Narcotic: DOUBLE GROCK!!! (The alarm was raised and the forces advanced)
  • Eagle-Beak: WHY THE F*** DIDN'T YOU F****** INFORM ME ABOUT KREEKA'S F****** DISAPPEARANCE INSTEAD OF F****** ALERTING THE F****** SECURITY WITHOUT MY F****** CONSENT, YOU ******* ********* ******** ***** ****** ***********?!?!?!?!?
  • Sing: "Sooooo..... Your basically gonna welcome these people into your home?"
  • Eagle-Beak: "That's not exactly the correct answer..... I am considering Xerxes's suggestion for, a controlled environment for the misfits." (Later) "So, misfits....... This better be good. And fair warning....... Your not in a position to play cute with us. The consequences, are not, kind."
  • Rarity: You SURE you want to include these people?
  • Po: I'm still debating with myself on that.
  • Eagle-Beak's followers began to laugh, as the scene suddenly fades to Pang Bing staring wickedly intense at the camera, then casted her lightning attack onto it!

Chapter 1: Gazelle Wins Eagle-Beak's Loyalty

Eagle-Beak's Hideout

  • The Heroes are seen in the dome as the villains have surrounded it.
  • Eagle-Beak: "...... Well, are you all going to explain yourselves?"
  • Po: "....... Look, Eagle-Beak, I know we're probuly the last guys you wanted to see-"
  • Eafle-Beak: "Your vastly correct on that! I was never so humiliated before, up until what transpired in that event! And by a child! God or not, nothing bruses your pride WORSE then a defeat by an infant! It took my allies forever to eventually get the spell reversed. How and by whom, we wish to keep restricted."
  • Deadpool: "Ya mean that secret benufactor shit you guys are doing?"
  • Eagle-Beak: "Aja-boo-ja-ka, WHAT?! HOW DID HE KNEW THAT?! DID YOU FORCED KREEKA TO CONFESS?!"
  • Gazelle: "Who?"
  • Eagle-Beak: "Kreeka Shade, Xerxes' best spy! Don't play dumb, you have clearly managed to capture her and got her to reveil our location!"
  • Icky: "Buddy, we have no freaking idea what your talking about. We got here because our friend Mayfly told us about the castle you're in that belongs to a long defeated world conguror."
  • Eagle-Beak: "...... Wait, you mean, you're not the shorce of what happened to Kreeka?"
  • Twilight: "I'd think we'd remember capturing a female Metavincemander! All we did was fly into this planet and then got attacked by your henchmen!"
  • Rarity: "I know you ordenarly don't have great trust in us, but that being said, it's RUDE to assume we would do something like that! We'd already had a guide to lead us here, we didn't needed to kidnap one of your own!"
  • Sargent Crush: "Likely story, heroes! Playing stupid is not gonna-"
  • Xerxes: "They're right, Crush. Kreeka is too talented of a mercenary spy to be defeated and captured so easily. While the Lodgers are formidable, they are not in their full form as of now, consisting only of a make-swift martical artist, a prehistoric beauty-challnaged bird, a run of the mill thief and media pirate given an unworthy position as a herold for a messiah, and said messiah who's no longer even an average concern thanks to a curse, mere children, lony-look-a-likes, several civilians, and a mentaly disterbed mercenary borned from a long forsaken millaterry exspeariment with a face that even a mother would fail to love."
  • Deadpool: "HEY!"
  • Icky: "Oh don't act like he isn't right about that, Wilson! Your face looks lit it's the end result of ugly avacodo sex!"
  • Xerxes: "My point being, Kreeka would've been able to defeat you all easily, and then proceed to have come back by now. Something is clearly a-miss."
  • Icky: "Well, where did ya last seen her?"
  • Xerxes: "As she usually does: Keeping her eyes on you so we would know of oppertunities worthy of our time. She has an invisable space craft capable to following your van and avoids it's strongest detection abilities. Then after a certain period, she would return and give status reports. For the most part, it's not much of interest, just typical stories of you conguring villains and lounging about in your main base, acting like your heroisum is a 9-to-5 job!"
  • Icky: "Recent episodes shown that the HA are kinda non-callent about their jobs too, mac. After you face your first villain problem, everything kinda meshes togather like a daily rotine."
  • Xerxes: "But at least they take the time to train and keep themselves from being meek and easily surprised!"
  • Icky: "We do that too, mac! But since our universe isn't a war-torn dystopian villain paradise of a mess, with more then a scattered number of heroes, we can afford to be more relaxed about it. We're at best needed back-up when a problem is bad enough. Heck, sometimes, we're just the guys that helped the main heroes congure the major threat! The least we do is support!"
  • Xerxes: "....... How, are you so famous then?"
  • Icky: "Oh don't get us wrong, we have beaten threats we fought with, but I guess the other reason is that, well, people are just grateful that we helped the main hero at all. People appresiate heroes, even if they just helped the main savior."
  • Xerxes: "....... I can't believe I actselly lost to you people."
  • Loogar: "Same here, mate."
  • Anima: "Feeling's mutual."
  • Sting'nBite: "Ditto."
  • Jerky: "Big time!"
  • Sing Jin: "I hear that."
  • Blot: "Aye!"
  • Eagle-Beak: "Here-here."
  • Icky: "Yeah not the first time we heard something like that."
  • Xerxes: "Reguardless, something must've happened to her when you were at your last location."
  • Hu: "The Capital City in China."
  • Xerxes: "Alchourse. Either she's been captured, or that ungrateful snake of a woman has desided to swift loyalties to that feline witch."
  • Batula: "That ALWAYS happens when you get mercenaires involved!"
  • Rainbow Dash: "Well either way, that proves that Pang Bing is a problem to both of us! She assentually is planning to go Starlight Glimmer on everyone and brainwash all of the universes!"
  • Starlight: "THAT ONE TIME, RAINBOW DASH?! ONE, TIME?!"
  • Applejack: "Well ya'll can't exactly blame us fer still feeling abit sore about that!"
  • Rainbow Dash: Yeah, plus, let's not forget the simply teensy-weensy crucial little tiny fact, that YOU COMMITTED CHRONO-TERRORISM!!!
  • Starlight: I SAID I WAS SORRY!!!!
  • Rainbow Dash: Yeah, you did, but some of us STILL hold grudges for s*** like that. Time travel is banned in worlds like the Dragon Ball Z Universe for a DAMN good reason, and in THAT world, it's just a blend between interdimensional travel. IT DESTROYS THE FABRIC OF EXISTENCE!!!..... Ok granted, the Starswihirl spell was paradox-proof, BUT STILL! KINDA AN EXTREME WAY FOR PAYBACK, AIN'T IT?!
  • Starlight: (Softly sobs)
  • Twilight:... Rainbow Dash, I TOLD you she can be sensitive about that.
  • Rainbow Dash:... Oops!
  • Applejack: OOPS?!?
  • Pinkie: "Girls, girls, just look at it this way! Twilight made a simular mistake with Smarty Pants and the entire town! Starlight's brainwashing is pretty tiny in compairision."
  • Twilight: "THAT ONE TIME, PINKIE?! ONE, TIME?!"
  • Starlight: (She sobbed in the corner)
  • Twilight:... (Sighs) I'm gonna go comfort her before I end up the same way. (She does that)
  • Po:... Yeah, point is, what she did is what Pang Bing is planning to do times a zillion.
  • Eagle-Beak: "Oh, don't peg us wrong, that is a problem..... However, our benufactors might not see that entirely. They might have very different beliefs for this Pang Bing. They would hate it if a villain like that goes to complete waste. Even more if it was because of us. So, I can't nessersarly promise that we would adhere to this temporary allience."
  • Sargent Crush: "And even then, who's to say we even WANT to?! Anyone capable to put you VA wreckers in your place is okay in my book!"
  • Gazelle: "Try to understand. Pang Bing has proven no fondness to fellow villains when she kidnapped members of three major organisations, and an entire prison's prisoners. If she's a problem to the likes of them, there's almost a certain garrentie that the same would apply to you all as well. Think about it. There is a possability that she has your spy."
  • Xerxes: "It could very easly be because of Kreeka's mercenary instincts being stronger then true loyalty. She could've liked the possability of Pang Bing controling the capital city's wealth from her successful usurp and went to join her."
  • Sargent Crush: "Also, she's not as hostile as you say, when commen thugs are capable to befriend her. She probuly only took those members from the villain teams of these universes, because she figured that they were useless in their own ways! I mean, if even Qui can't get them to stop acting like children about their desires for conquest, who can?"
  • Gazelle: "The reason for those criminals to knowingly serve Pang Bing is likely because they were promised in being exceptions for her desires of controling all beings. As well as possably, the promise of wealth from the royal treasures. This does not mean that Pang Bing wouldn't hestitate to brainwash someone else."
  • Sargent Crush: "Pfft. Please! We can easly earn her trust by two things: The Professor's ability to be persaysive, AND, if we have to, turning you f****** in as a gift of goodwill."
  • Icky: "Wow, you seem to NOT really like us, Crushy."
  • Xerxes: "Don't mind Sargent Crush, he's particularly unhappy with you robbing him of his own desires to get revenge on the sea squirrels when his parents died from their attack. He's proof that I was not the only one to have suffered from it."
  • Gazelle: "..... I can't nessersarly say things would be any different with her if certain actions were applied.. She'll appresiate turning us in, yes, but, her power is great. I can't nessersarly garrentie Eagle-Beak would be able to win her over so easily."
  • Sargent Crush: "Oh trust me. The professor has magic that can make anyone do and think what he wants! And trust me, it had worked before!  He-"
  • Rainbow Dash: "Once caused a revolution to make himself ruler of Equestia to turn it into a War Nation to be prepared against Nightmare Moon. Yeah, that much we know about, I mean, me and my friends are FROM there!"
  • Sargent Crush: "Point is, the professor will make the pussy cat purr beneath his claws and became an ally to us! Easy peasy!"
  • Gazelle: "But have you ever considered that maybe she has spells to protect from the professor's magical silver tongue?"
  • Sargent Crush: "I...... Uh....... Well you don't know that! You never got to face her for longer then a few moments!"
  • Po: Yes, but even then, Pang Bing, since we defeated her by a slim chance, has regained her powers, and NOW they are capable of evolving. EVEN MERLIN IS UNDER HER SPELL, AND HE'S A FRICKING MASTER OF OCCLUMENCY!!! Face it, there's NO reasoning with Pang Bing. She's NOT going to rest until she completes her goals.
  • Eagle-Beak: Is it not why you came to me, then? Obviously I might have an ability and/or advantage over this cat.
  • Gazelle: That is hard to say. You may have evenly-matched capabilities to her, but while she has no determined limits now that her powers are adaptive, YOURS has CLEAR limitations. She can SURPASS the level of mind-control immunity you have. And she can surpass ANY ability you throw at her with her new adaptive magic skills. YOU SIMPLY DO NOT STAND A CHANCE!!!
  • Eagle-Beak: And how can you tell? Your Uniter powers are disabled. Pretty much everyone in this room is more powerful then you now..... Even Narcotic. And apart from his viruses, he's the least dangerious of us.
  • Narcotic: "Hey, why are you assuming that I'm the weakest link?"
  • Celisus: "Well, you're amongst a flaming mollisk, I.E., me, plus a collection of trained killers, ex-despots, a dark shadow demon, a mutant, a brute, a hypnotic warlord, and a magic user mythic beast. Compaired to that, a Bioterrorest looks kinda harmless."
  • Narcotic: "...... Wow, I am a weak link."
  • Gazelle: I may be cursed, but that doesn't mean I can't tell a person's power by just looking at them. Given what I heard of you and how much you've persevered over the past few years, I can tell you're NOT a force to cross. But that's NOTHING compared to Pang. She's persevered FAR longer than you because she comes from a time period when magic was discriminated to a high degree. Her magic is OVERWHELMING!!!
  • Eagle-Beak: Say what you want, but there is NOTHING you can do to convince me to join. If this is all your best arguement is, then I am NOT amused.
  • Gazelle: "...... Maybe you're not afraid of yourself falling to Pang Bing's wrath, nor are you too concerned about your allies...... But what about, Qui?"
  • Eagle-Beak: "(Raises an eyebrow)...... What about Qui? She, she can handle herself!"
  • Gazelle: "Consider this. Her daughter, Cynder, had the misfortune of being controled by Pang Bing now. Any mother would go through extreme lentghs to get their child back. Even when their own wellbeing's at stake. You know of the last time Qui fell into a negitive enfluence. Can you seriously risk her going into another?"
  • Eagle-Beak: "...... Well, again, even if I wanted to, I am bound to the will of my benufactors. And, they're likely to have faverable views to Pang Bing, and, I can't risk losing their approveal."
  • Gazelle: "Believe me, we would't've sought you out if things were different. I can understand not wanting to betray your superiors, but, I know for a fact that Qui is of greater value to you. I know when push comes to shove, you would risk everything for Qui, even if it offends your masters."
  • Eagle-Beak: "Well, that much is true, but, when it comes to another powerful villain, it's, sort've a lose-lose situation. In one hand, if I join your little crusade, I secure Qui's future, but I lose a villain's respect, but if I faver her side, and based on what you said, I could end up further distencing myself from Qui, if not ending up having her as a mindless pupeless zombie."
  • Gazelle: "And I understand this. You're conflicted with being a professional villain, or being a father. But you have a choice to make. The respect of your bosses, or your daughter. And I came to understand that you are in desperate need of having your daughter's respect."
  • Eagle-Beak: "...... Yes,..... But, my need to maintain the trust of the benufactors is, also of dire impourence. They, were not happy about my failure to aquire that alicorn baby."
  • Rainbow Dash: "HER NAME'S FLURRY HEART, BEAK-FACE?!"
  • Eagle-Beak: "I am not ignorent to the name! And on that subject, if it's any consolation, I would've otherwise been more then glad to leave that baby alone and not risk needless animosity torwords me! I only did it because it was by benufactor request. And for what it's worth, at least I didn't wanted to take the little alicorn away from her parents! I only wanted the magic the child processed! At least I wasn't like the villain teams and wanted to turn the youngling into a villain or a weapon or a replacement for a niche they long need filled! Apart from being drained, at least otherwise, the child would've returned to her parents."
  • Twilight: "Being drained of your power isn't a great feeling, Eagle Beak. it epsiecally wouldn't be for a baby. Even if it's painless, it would not be an overall great exspearience for Flurry. She would've been mentally scarred."
  • Eagle-Beak: "Look, it wouldn't've been anything personal, in fact, a powerless alicorn would've been worthless to those other villains."
  • Starlight: "They could've adapted and found other ways to still make her worth kidnapping."
  • Eagle-Beak: "...... A fair point. But we're off track. My point is, I have to insist that above all else, I am far from being someone a hero should trust. When push comes to shove, we would look out for ourselves first. And again, I can't say the benufactors would even approve of such a thing! Not to mention the awkwordness with your allies and loved ones, espeically in particular the ones who have the most gripe with us. Are such situations worth even having an unproven edge against this cat?"
  • Gazelle: "Like I said. You have a choice, Professor. It's Qui..... Or the Benufactors. And keep in mind. The Villain Teams are involved. And it's possable that their interest for Qui has not yet truely faded. If anything, they might change their minds on doing whatever horrorable thing they would've wished to do on Pang Bing, and use her to control Qui. And that would risk intrige from the remaining VA villains.... And I know how much you dislike the idea of them having control of her for their own needs."
  • Eagle-Beak was stuck in a personal confict, then turned around and facing a void of the castle's shadow.
  • Xerxes: "....... I hate to admit it Professor, but...... The Messiah processes a strong arguement. If the Benufactors did wanted the witch, then I'm afraid that for once, their happiness will have to be colladial damage, for Qui's sake."
  • Sargent Crush: "(Sighs), Well, if Xerxes not gonna stand by the witch, then I follow as an obedient soldier."
  • Celisus: "I am sad to say that for Qui, I adhere to this."
  • Narcotic: "Me too."
  • Hank: "Yeah, Qui used to be a pal!"
  • Batula: "Well, since the heroes said that she doesn't play nice with the a-other villains, so, why not?"
  • Anima: "I'm not normally a fan of heroes making a good arguement, but.... They may be on to something."
  • Sting'nBite: "I may not've like Qui at first, but I still respect that even in her stupid days, she tried to be of some help to my people, so, I kinda have to side with them on this one."
  • Loogar: "I kinda have to side with them here. I ain't gonna let a crazy cat witch mess with me ol' noggon."
  • Jerky: "Well, as much as Pang Bing would make a valuable asset to our group, I am not afraid to admit that, if she is as bad as the heroes say, then it may be advisable to cut our losses and prevent this would-be issue."
  • Blot: "Well, I ain't a fan of being shanghaied by witches nor any other magic-types again. That ends up going WAAAAY too freaky. So me and the crew call for a mutanty against that cat witch."
  • Sing Jin Sue: ".... Admitingly sir, it's obvious that this Pang Bing isn't very safe for the villain community anyway. I mean, if she can even steal members from the villain teams, then this witch is more a threat then a would-be ally. Besides, any potaintional is lost anyway. It's likely that because of her actions, she is made very wanted by the High Council, and has likely gained a dangerious status with the villain community for being too villainious for even our standerds! Even the Benufactors would be wise to reconsider any interest. So likely, it isn't really a betrayal if they would denounced interest..... Besides..... It wouldn't hurt to show Quidilen that your more then just a broken old vengeful griffin."
  • Eagle-Beak: "......... (Turns around holding a sternful gaze).............. Every fiber of my being is against this......... (Face melts to a more sadden state)......... But my broken heart refused the words of my angry mind, and wants to do this, if only for Qui...... As much as, I am usually weary of relucent alliences and the fickleness of heroes........ I, ultamately..... Accept the terms of this."
  • Rainbow Dash: "(Scoffs), Oh that is so typical of yo- Wait, you accepted?"
  • Eagle-Beak: "But remember what I said earlier. When push comes to shove, we will watch out for ourselves more. And be made aware. We will leave as quickly as possable when it has met it's end, to avoid your fickleness..... Because be honest. You heroes no doubt want us to be made to reside in a cell of Prison 42."
  • Icky: "Meeeehhhhhhhhh, perhaps?"
  • Duke shoves Icky!
  • Icky: "Hey it's not like they wouldn't figure it out on their own."
  • Eagle-Beak: "Case in point. But let us not worry about that. Let's worry about how we are to put this fellow magic user in her place."
  • Cera: "Well could you START with not leaving us in a dome anymore?"
  • Eagle-Beak: "Only when it's time to leave. I still reserve the right to be cauious in case your more fickle to us then already."
  • Gazelle: "You have our word that any fickleness will not be an issue."
  • Eagle-Beak: "...... Better then no promises, I suppose."
  • Icky: "Well, here's the thing.... We'd invite ya to the van, but, we have a policy to not let enemies know about our rides, even in temporary stuff, so-"
  • Eagle-Beak: "Oh worry not about that. Riding in that hot-rodded atlantian mess is un-nessersary to us, when we have this."
  • The Lights turned on to reveil the futuristic Blot Ship from A Flurry Heart Attack.
  • Po: ".... Ohhh yeah, you have that, AUUian verson of Blot's old ship. How, long did took you to even make that thing?"
  • Xerxes: "Quicker then you expected. Construction Bots are very fast, tireless workers that require little to no rest and refueling. Thanks to those magnifisent bots, the old phase that a city can't be build in a day has been retired in the universes I'm from. Well, depending on the models anyway. The best models can get work done in half a day, while the lessers at least get things done in half a month, but still an improvement to how the old days used to be like."
  • Icky: "But why make it look like Blot's old boat?"
  • Xerxes: "We had salvaged the original remains, placed it inside the metal and made it vastly more superior then it was."
  • Blot: "So no more of my ol' ship getting capsided anymore."
  • Icky: "So..... What about the Darkrossians?"
  • Eagle-Beak: "Oh worry not. I told them that the castle was their's once again. The ship will become our new base of operations. One that can't be so easily found. After all, you all know of this place now and would unsurprisingly speak of it to your allies and friends. So why stay in a hideout no longer a secret?"
  • Icky: "..... Wow, you are a genius. I'm surprised we usually don't have a harder time dealing with you."
  • Eagle-Beak: "Give it time, and I'll offer a challnage in a future. But for now, let's focus on dealing with that mind-warping feline."
  • Pinkie: "So..... Now can we get out of the dome?"
  • Eagle-Beak: "Oh, not just that. (Snaps his fingers and teleports the heroes back into their van.)"

Space.

  • The Van was seen flying off, as it is now followed by the Blot Ship.

Chapter 2: Pang Bing's Power Grows

Capital City.

  • Pang Bing sees this in her magic fire.
  • Pang Bing: "..... Well played, Panda. Your brought a magic user of great and equil worth to Su Ming Cao..... But all the same. It's only another challnage that I'll congure."
  • ???: "Don't be so quick to underestimate the professor."
  • A female Meta entered the scene.
  • Female Meta: "He's as smart as he is magical."
  • Pang Bing: "I appresiate the warning, my newly earned spy, but I am also more then just might and magic. I am an equil in mind as I am with soccery."
  • Wu Hu and Mama Xei came in.
  • Wu Hu: "We just came back from the royal trasurey..... And it's as awesome as you said it is."
  • Pang Bing: "I'm glad you like it. But now, you must fight to make sure you keep it. Remember that the heroes will come back to become a better challnage, so you and our forces must be on our toes."
  • Wu Hu: "I know, I know, I get the picture. But why worry? You said so earlier, the Uniter is still depowered. She's not even a threat to that Fung loser."
  • Pang Bing: "Never underestimate your enemy, even that their weakest. Also, the Lightflies WILL aim to get the ritual ready quickly but properly at the same time. And likely, it would possabily be before they can even reach the capital. But it's not they that I am cautious off. Likely, those villain teams will seek me out and seek vengence for their comrades. As well, the High Council are likely to not be amused of my ambition. But what worries me more, is the imperial magdition..... His aroa, feels, familier.... Akin nearly to the soccior who ended the Chi Era until the Oogway resurrgence. A desendent? Or maybe...... I'm not the only immortal here..... Quack is the one I espeically want to keep my curious eyes on...... And that's what you are for, spy. To monitor enemies outside of the Lougers. Even my fire can only keep track of one threat at a time. I want you to serve as my eyes and ears on other enemies when I am more focused on the remaining pieces of my Louger collection. And in return, I'll promise to award you to be able to take care of your povertish family, Kreeka Shade."
  • Kreeka Shade (The Female Meta): "You have no idea how impourent it is to me. Xerxes may pay well, but as a mercenary, I have to focus on an even bigger score. And the imperial wealth of this world, is more then whatever Lord Xerxes can even wish to promise. I'll be more then glad to keep tabs on other problems."
  • Pang Bing: "Good. Now, would all three of you wish to stay..... I wish to, rally my forces to prepare for our many guests."
  • Music starts to play.

Pang Bing sings, as well as Kreeka and Mama Xei joining in for some lyrics.

My Lullaby - The Lion King 2 - cover by Elsie Lovelock

My Lullaby - The Lion King 2 - cover by Elsie Lovelock

  • As the dramatic climax is heard, the hypnotised drones marched out to patrol for enemies of Pang Bing.

Imperial Prison.

  • Two Crook Brutes, an ox and a rhino, stand vigilantly to guard the currently freed remaining heroes.
  • Spongebob: "........ I wish the Soothsayer was here."
  • ???: "Wish granted."
  • The Soothsayer was seen chained up.
  • Sandy: "Soothsayer?! How are ya'll not a hypno-zombie?"
  • Soothsayer: "My enlighten mind and strong sense of peace with myself, protected me from Pang Bing's enfluence.... But I am worried that soon, she'll become strong enough to surpass it, as well as to make her hypnotic spell strong enough to not have her drones freed from personal passions and fears."
  • Sandy: "Well, at least we have a way to know about the others. How are they doing?"
  • Spongebob: "Sandy, shh! (Points to the two vigilent guards). We can't risk having them know about it."
  • Soothsayer: "She'll know on her own reguardless. She processes fires of vision to allow her to watch for our allies. What they would know, wouldn't be very new."
  • Spongebob: "...... Oh...... Still, I was only practicing some caution."
  • Soothsayer: But worry not. Our situation is far from dire. Po and the others will come through to us.
  • Sandy: And you're sure about that?
  • Soothsayer: Have I EVER been wrong?
  • Sandy:... Touché.
  • SpongeBob: Well, on the bright side, at least I get to be chained up right next to you.
  • Sandy: SPONGEBOB, DON'T!! THIS IS NOT THE TIME FOR THAT!!!
  • SpongeBob: I know, but when you kiss me, it's usually HARD for me to forget the feeling. You're at least lucky that I'm FINALLY rid of my ere-
  • Sandy: TOO MUCH INFO!!! Plus, don't start flirting on me, or it MIGHT come back!
  • Monkey: "Oy........ You two are unbareable sometimes."
  • Bubbha: "So, how have the others been a'doing?"
  • Soothsayer: They have found what they were looking for. Concerning that they chose Eagle-Beak, but still-
  • SpongeBob/Sandy/Monkey: THEY CHOSE EAGLE-BEAK?!?
  • Soothsayer: Indeed. Po said that he COULD be even in skill to Pang.
  • Monkey: Dammit!
  • Soothsayer: They also brought Deadpool with them.
  • All Non-Drone Lodgers: DAMMIT!!!
  • Soothsayer: Yes, apparently, he and Pinkie have been friends for a while.
  • Sandy: Oh, goddamn it, I was DREADING that very Death Battle episode was going to change anything.
  • Soothsayer: Still, it doesn't change my precognitive abilities. They'll still pull through.
  • Sandy: They'd best! If Deadpool LOUSES up this mission ONE BIT, EVEN IF IT'S MINOR AND INSIGNIFIGENT TO THE PLOT, I will PERSONALLY throw him into the Interdimensional Portal INTO the little kids' UUniverses, and watch his mind CRACK MORE THAN IT ALREADY HAS WHEN BARNEY AND COMPANY ARE THROUGH WITH HIM!!!
  • Lurleane: Don't'cha think that's a little too extreme, Miss Cheeks?
  • Pervis: (Chuckles) Silly last name!
  • Sandy: GUYS, I WAS JOKING!!!
  • Soothsayer: Just put your faith in them.
  • Sandy: "Kinda hard to do so when Deadpool's a known mentally insane screw-up anti-hero, and that the last time we teamed up with Eagle-Beak, didn't end well! All it would take is Eagle-Beak becoming too afraid of Qui's well-being, and he goes rouge, (snaps her fingers), just like that! And we all know how likely it is Qui's gonna get involved in this when news about what's going on reaches to the Temple! What is Po thinking?!"
  • Spongebob: "To be fair, the last time he thought Pang Bing was with a villain team up."
  • Sandy: "But at least with THOSE villains, he is able to trust some of them when he bonded with them! Eagle-Beak, well, you know exactly what happened!? All he did was complained and moaned about Qui!"
  • Soothsayer: "In all honesty, he was being like what any father, of blood or of magic, would be like when they know their child might be harmed! Remember that Qui was in danger of being given an unjust sentence by Sourball! You can't blame the professor being what any parent would've been like!"
  • Earl: "Yeah, to be fair, if I had kids and any of them were gonna die, I be like that too!"
  • Sandy: "WELL TO ME, I DON'T GET WHY EAGLE-BEAK CARES THAT BADLY?! THERE WERE ALOT OF TIMES QUI WAS IN DANGERIOUS SITUATIONS!? BEING AN EMPRESS OF A DYSTOPIA THAT I'M SURE IS TOTAL ASSASSIN BAIT, THE FACT SHE ALMOST DIED TO MAGNUM'S STING, (Calms down) Yet Narcotic managed to cure her of that, (BACK TO EMOTIONAL STATE), SHE WAS NEARLY MAULED BY MUTANTED SKEETRAZIODS, SHE ALMOST GOT KILLED BY QUI PROGRAM, CYNDER NEARLY KILLED HER ONCE OR TWICE, HER LIFE WAS THREATEN ONCE OR TWICE IN HER ENTIRE LIFE, EVEN BY THE SECRET DIPSHITS ON GROOKA, HELL, SHE EVEN THREATEN HERSELF ONCE, AND NEED I EXPLAIN ON WHAT HAPPENED TO ALTERNATE QUI FROM THAT BAD FUTURE FROM THE PATH TO REDEMPTION EPISODE?! WHERE WAS THE PROFESSOR IN ALL THOSE TIMES QUI WAS ENDANGERED?!"
  • Soothsayer: "To be fair, for the early arguements, Eagle-Beak simply didn't knew of it yet. As for the rest, it could simply be that he didn't knew of them or knew that Qui wasn't in real danger. As for the alternate future, well it's possable that Eagle-Beak there was likely overwealmed by the villain revolt. Just because Eagle-Beak didn't acted as concerned or seemed to have acknowledged those events, doesn't mean he doesn't care. And you have little right to judge, Sandy. You never been in the professor's shoes."
  • Sandy: "He's mainly a magic using disgruntled adviser turned former shcool teacher who didn't appresiated Celestia's wistom! What's there to know about him other then what's purely and clearly established?"
  • Spongebob: "Well you kinda have to consider that he was looking at things from an outsider's prospective. As far as he knew back then, Celestia was being hopelessly deludtional against an ineditable return of a mad god! He was litterally afraid of the end of the world by perpetual night!"
  • Sandy: "But the MLP Season 5 finale proved that-"
  • Soothsayer: Well, remember when TWILIGHT was having the same thoughts in the pilot? It's clear that Eagle-Beak AND Twilight after him have been underestimating Celestia's wisdom. She was searching for a way to get her sister back because not only did she KNOW about her return, considering she said she WROTE it given her prophetic abilities, but... She... kinda MISSED her.
  • Bubbha: Well, it's clear she got lonely ruling Equestria alone for thousands of years since Nightmare Moon's banishment. Her parents were taken from her, and after losing her sister, she was CLEARLY distraught. Well, based on what Icky had told us.
  • Sandy: And the Season 5 finale?
  • Soothsayer: That much is true, but consider this: time travel CAN, in a way, tamper with prophetic abilities because, if time is altered, then history will be changed as well, and thus the prophetic dreams would be obscured and altered. And given the alternate Celestia had no plan to get her sister back since Twilight never went to the School for Gifted Unicorns since Rainbow Dash's Sonic Rainboom was stopped, then let's just say... The Celestia in THAT reality had secret periods of depression as she had trouble trying to find a way to stop her sister. Thus, she had no choice but to hand the duty to alternate Eagle-Beak. But when HE failed when Nightmare Moon DID come, Celestia was so distressed by her only hope falling, she turned into her Solar Flare persona, and the war against the two was far more intense than their last battle thousands of years ago. But Nightmare Moon won, and banished Celestia to the moon, where she was forever depressed to the point where she eventually died from morality illness.
  • Monkey: Okay, Soothsayer, way to play drama!
  • Soothsayer: It's the truth. As depressing as it sounds, it's as true as they come. But it wasn't ALL depressing. Her spirit DOES still reside on the moon aiming to one day correct everything. But since that time period is now only existent in another dimension, the same one Twilight studied through Celestia's dimensional room in an attempt to understand a few personal things.
  • SpongeBob: As in the dimensional room she introduced to us when dealing with that Mad Puppet that almost caused Cynder to kill herself?
  • Soothsayer: The same. But, the point is that Eagle-Beak will gladly enter into this mission if it means he protects Qui.
  • Sandy: I still ain't convinced.
  • Soothsayer: "Believe me Sandy, if he's as bad as you say, would Gazelle be able to coherse him to this at all? And keep in mind..... Her Uniter abilities are still depowered, so she on her own can only be as convincing as a normal person would."
  • Sandy: "..... Well, I bet it's because she dragged Qui into this and the more reasonable cronies of his ganged up on him and he was forced to coside, like LAST time!"
  • Soothsayer: "True, but, not as relucent. It's not say he's proud of it, but he is more willing to help, even if it's to safeguard Qui, and perhaps to amend things with Qui, to show that he is not always so single-mindly stubbern."
  • Sandy: ".... Well, if so, I have a strong feeling it's only until Pang Bing's stopped! I'd bet he'll go back to being a desperato at a moment's notice!"
  • Soothsayer: "That much is true. But at least we would know that he's not always unreasonable."
  • Sandy: "(Sighs)...... If your sure, then, I'll begrudgingly be optimistic enough to at least hope Po knows what he's doing. I just hope he's careful about it. The biggest problem with Eagle-Beak is that the varmint can't be easily predicted! This is the same guy that even a sun goddess wasn't able to control! I'm just worried about that rattle snake of a girffin might be too venomus to trust!"
  • Soothsayer: "Your fear is understandable. But worry not. The others will handle themselves if Eagle Beak were to fall back to his ways so soon."
  • SpongeBob: Yeah, she's right. Now let's just sit back and hope that-
  • Sandy: SPONGEBOB?!?
  • SpongeBob: What- (Looks in his middle) OH, DARN IT, NOT AGAIN!!! SORRY, YOUR SOUTHERNISMS AND WILD ATTITUDE IS QUITE AROUSING!!! JUST DON'T LOOK AT IT!!!
  • Sandy: (Sighs) I swear, I'll NEVER know what it is about me that turns you on besides the goddurn obvious!
  • SpongeBob: I don't know. Our forbidden love based upon our natural habitats, our history of saving each other, the fact that you ALWAYS find COUNTLESS ways to make me happy, the list made by the shippers of my fandom is endless!
  • Sandy:... Touché!

Meanwhile...

  • The Villain Team Ships are seen on route to Dreamworks China.
  • A recovered Mang Cobra is meeting with a restored Dark Dragon and Dr. Nefarious.
  • Cobra: "Now, gentlemen. I know we don't consider reachother, friends, in any sort or form..... But we cannot deny that Pang Bing has proven herself more a threat to the villain community, if not just because she stolen members from us!"
  • Dark Dragon: "Oh yeah. No suger-coating on that one. That cat witch stolen one of my advisers AND some of my best warriors! AND she made me look like a joke?! It's one thing for heroes to do that, but a fellow VILLAIN?!"
  • Dr. Nefarious: "We've ALL been humiliated by that felionious pussy! It's time we'd make like dogs and chase that mangy cat to oblivion?!"
  • Cobra: "Let's, not be so hasty gentlemen...... Not all threats to the villain community need to be just, straight up destroyed. Villainy doesn't always have to be the same as barbarisum. Sometimes, threats need to be merely subdoed, and tame. And trust me, as must as Mirage isn't thrilled about her humiliation, she won't ignor how that power can be of use if we were to set that power instead to our benifit. That being said, I agree she must be punished, but, who's to say it can't be simular to atonement? If we can control that kind of power, we can use it to undo the Lougers' enfluence on the reformed, from our former members to even villains of independent status. Why, she could even aide us in getting Qui back to her glory. After all, I couldn't've think of a better peace offering to those VA villains then that. After all, I heard of how they more or less lost thier Junjieisum."
  • Dark Dragon: "Hmmm..... Fair point, but why give Qui back to those failures?"
  • Cobra: "Well let's be honest. If I take Qui to the leage, one High Council visit and it's over. If the Good Doctor took her, one visit of his usual foe and it's done. If you took her, well, that's a million unstoppable High Council orcastraighted rebelions waiting to happen."
  • Dark Dragon: "A decent arguement, but how would those alternate universe villains be any better?"
  • Cobra: "Oh, trust me, there are those still not Team Nefariousy enough to be able do at least a decent enough job to keep a better grip."
  • Dr. Nefarious: "Hmm...... You might be on to something, mutant. But what're gonna do with Pang Bing after we re-villainised the Lougers' little harem of has-beens?"
  • Cobra: "Well, I hear Mirage is interested into making quite a firecat out of Pang Bing. I fitting alternative to death."
  • Dark Dragon: "Fair enough. After all, it's like how she turned me into a lizard."
  • Dr. Nefarious: "I would've gone with robot, but fair enough."
  • Cobra: "And now, to stragitise about our plan of attack. (Chuckles)..... Listen, closely."
  • The screen fades as only their glowing eyes are seen.

Elsewhere.

  • The High Council has brought forth every hero and reformie, original and AUU, for an emergeny meeting.
  • Ignitus: "..... Thank you all for coming on short notice..... Now, I know you all are very distressed to have heard about what has befallen the Lougers due to a Winter Feast gone horrendusly wrong, and would like to know more about what happened."
  • Grimoors: "Ok, so, what kind of mess did those misfits get into this time? It's not that rat thing again, is it?"
  • Andre: "Don't worry, he's still inside-"
  • Le Rat comes out of Andre forcefully!
  • Le Rat: "HOW LE DARE YOU BESMIRH MY LE HONOR, PRIMITIVE?! I CHALLNAGE YOU TO A DUEL OF HON-"
  • Andre swallows Le Rat back in!
  • Andre: "....... That little bit never gets old."
  • Ignitus: "As we seen, it's not Le Rat this time. The Lougers are troubled by a new enemy. This time, even some of the villain teams members are dragged in as well. We all must work togather to save them."
  • Axle: "Sounds simple enough. So, am I gonna assume the Panda's gonna try a simular hero-villain coup de gra on that cat like last time?"
  • Celestia: "Well, yes, but, it's even more, concernly questionable then the last attempt..... He brought Eagle-Beak and his assusiates over."
  • Axle: "(Sighs)..... I should be surprised, but I'm not."
  • Algor: "Well I can understand if the professor is powerful, but didn't a simular allyship with him failed in some reguard?"
  • Celestia: "Yes..... And over worrying about Qui's safety."
  • Girmoors: "Well then let's simply not bring the red bitch over and-"
  • Quidelin tail-whips Grimoors down!
  • Grimoors: "D'OOOOOOOW?!...... This is why I still hate dragons in a sense."
  • Quidelin: "..... I can understand being desperate to resolve a problem the Uniter would've fixed in minutes had it not been for some idiot magdition, but, is this, Pang Bing bad enough to justify HIS involvement? I mean nothing against my, "father", but given the kind of state he's in, it's hard to call him a reliable person. And making me absint won't change that. He and the others will turn cowerd and run the moment Pang Bing bowls them over like a well placed lazer to the head!"
  • Celestia: "No one will be absint from this. And though I won't shy from admiting that Eagle-Beak's, far from reliable, he's not boarderline worthless. If he was given the chance, he can prove there's more good then bad."
  • Quidelin: "No offence, Celly, but I'm surprise your talking kindly to the guy who tried to usurp you to turn your world into a war nation to tecnecally try to slay your sister. And on top of that, an alternate future proved that your sister wasn't really gonna cause a perpetual night acopalise as so much a moon with artifictal sun powers and the worse that happens is a nocturnal dystopia! So he's actselly even MORE wrong!"
  • Luna: "The problem with alternate futures, is that they're not always accreate. Events could've been different to justify it's existence."
  • Quidelin: "Fair, but, didn't he also get tricked by some kind of nightmare being and a redemption desperate ice wizard into being like this?"
  • Celestia: "Eagle-Beak has, yet to acknowledge this.... And knowing about it would, do more harm to his morality then change him."
  • Ororo: "Well he's clearly not any better NOT knowing about that! He's pals with some of the Lougers's rouges gallery! How worse can he be if he knew about it?"
  • Luna: "He was barely manageable when he worried about Quidelin's well being..... Any new worries would...... Well, we all know how dangerious a griffin can be if, they lose control of themselves."
  • Celestia: Indeed. Even the Wonderbolts can say that fighting a griffin or two can take a TON of training and practice because they were bred to fight during their war against the Arimaspi so much, it's become encoded into them right to their aggression. They're far-better fliers, they're packed with sharp beaks and claws, basically anything they needed to protect their gold during their golden ages.
  • Quidilin: No need to explain it to full detail, Celestia. I already knew since I was AMONG Eagle-Beak, albeit at a young age.
  • Ignitus: Then we need to figure out a foolproof backup plan in case Eagle-Beak won't be enough.
  • Yen Sid: Do remember, that Pang Bing was born from the terrors of discrimination. Something of which some of us are more than familiar with. It's clear that locking her up is not going to be an option any longer. We must decide a NEW fate for her.
  • Algor: Don't exactly see how easy that will be. She's been bitter for thousands of years, so that's CLEARLY something difficult for her to walk away from.
  • Ignitus: We have no choice but to figure it out. Given where she came from and how long she's been thinking about it, we need to find a way to put her in a better position besides simply executing her, because that's the LAST thing we'd wish out of someone like her. Not just because it's barbaric, but pointless in case the Leage were to deside to, change their views on Pang Bing.
  • Grimoors: "I'm pretty sure all the villain teams hate her cat guts for stealing some of their mates, so-"
  • Terrador: "Villains are not always conventional about their hatred. Espeically if her power can be of use to them as it can harm them. And they would NOT be ignorent on how well she gave the heroes a problem. Any intermediate animosty, will be quelled by that alone."
  • Nightus: "Let's not forget that Pang Bing is not the only magical problem, if not clearly the biggest. We also have to worry about the magdition who rendered the Uniter helpless against Pang Bing. If not just for the fact that he violated Lightfly law, but because he too might present an issue. He know little of his true goals. He has admited that he was not happy about the fate of magic in Dreamworks China. If he were to be so dark, he would aim to win Pang Bing's faver to him to help him restore magic's long lost existence to it."
  • Amutt: "He seemed to be loyal to the imperial empire seemingly enough. Would he be so treacherious?"
  • Celestia: "It is possable that any initional loyalty to the imperial empire may've been, for show. I doubt he would really be loyal to something that encouraged magic discrimination, espeically during a reign of an emperor who did it to earn himself praise from those that didn't knew any better."
  • Master Chao: "He's even been suspected to be of any relation to the socceror who originally made chi lost to china until Kung Fu's birth.... Or, like Pang Bing, he too is an immortal who made it this far?"
  • Ignitus: "That makes us the most concern. But we have to trust that Po's group might be able to take care of Quack for us. Our priority is Pang Bing. And keep in mind, her magic's great enough that any ability that normally protects against mind control, may not be able to save you from her."
  • Grimoors: "So is this the part where you offer some sort of High Councilian artifact that protects against that if even the iron lizard won't be so safe from that cat's freaky soccery?"
  • Celestia: "Yes, but, it's exactly, an absolute soluation, but it should protect us from intional control."
  • Two Wolves brought over a tablet shaped artifact.
  • Master Chao: "This, is the tablet of mind protection. An old second war artifact created to aide us against Cranium Reaper. It was powerful enough to surpass him. Though, we worry that Pang Bing may be a greater challnage. It will protect against initial spells, but if we were to fail to act quickly against a stronger attempt, or if we were to lose it, we would be defenceless to her control."
  • Zosimo: "So, simply be around the tablet, act quickly and don't lose it. Got it."
  • Grimoors: "But what's stopping her from simply destorying the damn thing? She is suppose to be a smart one, isn't see?"
  • Ignitus: Not to mention her powers are capable of adapting now, so it's possible for her to debunk that artifact.
  • Master Chao: This artifact is adaptable as well. You see, it works because it has a powerful mind of it's own. It was born from the soul of one of the most powerful telepaths in the UUniverses that could fight off mind-domination like what Pang is capable of. There's no doubt the soul of that very person has fought against an evil who had ADAPTIVE mind-control. That kind of power may be extremely rare, but that doesn't mean it doesn't exist, NOR can it be debunked further. The Tablet of Mind Protection has the mind and the willpower to fight off any and all possible mind-control threats, but not on demand. It needs time to adapt like everything else.
  • Amutt: I don't care if it DOES protect us, forever or not, as long as it can do it long enough for us to fix this problem once and for all.
  • Cleo: I just thought of something. Our family IS a powerful force, so should WE be enough to handle Pang Bing?
  • Ignitus: "Keep in mind, Pang Bing was able to fight off even Mirage, a powerful darkspawn. It would be advised to keep caution on Pang Bing at all times."
  • Amutt: Plus, we ARE stronger than Mirage, and EVEN then, her adaptive powers can debunk us as well. It's best to hold out with all we've got as long as we can. We can hope for the best.
  • Grimoors: "One thing still concerns me..... What about that goose/duck/whatever Quack?"
  • Ignitus: "We can only hope that he wouldn't become a great issue. The Galactic Federation will pick us up soon. So everyone, prepare soon enough for depature."

Chapter 3: Quack Ku Xun's Army

An abandoned city.

  • The Camera pans around a city as mercenaires of several kinds of animals are seen.
  • A nervious Ibex imperial stooge was scrambling across the area as mercs snarled and snorted at her every time she almost bumps into them, with the weakling nerviously apologising!
  • The Ibex finally made it inside a capital building in poor shape.
  • The Ibex made into the office....
  • Ibex: "...... Imperial Court Magdition Quack....... Your army is almost well prepared."
  • Quack Ku Xun was seen sitting on a throwne.
  • Quack: "..... Thank you for your report Sing Zei. Soon we'll be repaired to take back the capital from the witch."
  • Sing Zei: "Yes indeed, sir. I am curious though..... Why enlist the aide of mercenaires? Couldn't we just call in for the imperial army?"
  • Quack: "They won't make it in time. Pang Bing would already place us ALL in her spell by then. We'll have to rely on whatever we can get quicker, Sing Zei. And trust me. These are the finest mercenaries of all of china and beyond. Their servitude is essensial for not just the imperial empire, but our country, and the world it inhapits. Nay, perhaps even the universes if it gets that far!"
  • Sing Zei: "Y-yes, Magdition. I trust your judgement."
  • Sing Zei runs off.
  • Quack then gets up and get to a mirror.
  • Quack: "..... Mirror of Truth........ Reveil to me, your master."
  • The Mirror's reflection magicly changes from Quack to a vastly older verson of himself.
  • Quack: "....... Finally...... I, have found a fellow magic user that is not those weaken pig sisters of the markets! A real magic user, not those warty hags who ruined their potaintional with flawwed potions and cursed footwear! I need to tame Pang Bing's broken heart, so we can restore magic as the rightful dominate force, and perimently make sure Chi is rightfully punished forever for it's crimes against True Magic! And with the Uniter still thankfully disabled, bad timing or not, I don't have to fear much of interfearence..... But just to be safe.... Mirror of Truth..... Reveil to me, the current where-abouts of The Uniter what is pittifully left of the misfits."
  • The Mirror reverts the reflection back to Quack's younger appearence and reveils the Lougers and their newfound brief allyship with Eagle Beak as both ships are seen.
  • Quack: "Ahhhhhh...... It appears I'm not the only ones going out of my way to aside with rouges. Well played, Dragon Warrior. But I'm about to make it that the newfound kinship is all for nought."
  • Quack laughed as he began to magicly summon hellish look bat monsters.
  • Quack: "Anichent fire bats of the underworld who are not limited to this world, go into beyond the sky and scatter apart the allience of the Lougers and Professor Eagle-Beak of Equestia! Don't stop until their kinship is shattered, or even if a ship is destroyed!..... Which ever comes first. MAKE HASTE, FIRE BATS?!"
  • The Fire Bats screech and snarl as they flew up and leave the area into the sky, as Quack started to laugh as the mercenaires and Sing Zei noticed and freaked out by what they saw!

Space.

  • The Van and the Villain Ship were seen heading torwords Dreamworks China, as the Fire Bats were seen coming from the planet!
  • Icky: "..... Uh, Po, your native to Dreamworks China, so I got a question for ya..... WHAT'RE THOOOOOOOOOOOOSE?!"
  • Po: "THE FIRE BATS OF THE UNDERWORLD?! THEY'RE BASICLY CAPABLE TO SURVIVE IN SPACE AND GO BEYOND OUR WORLD?!"
  • Duke: "And I don't think they're hear to spread the good news."
  • Icky: "(Gets on communicater) Yo, Eagle-Beak and co! Heads up! Giant Bats with fire on them are heading our way?! If you had any speical tricks, now would be a good time to use them?!"
  • Eagle-Beak: I've basically gained some knowledge of the likes of creatures, like during that banquet fiasco with Quidilin when Scor-Pan had that fire bird. I should be able to take them out with their one weakness.
  • Gricky: Is it cold-
  • Eagle-Beak: IT'S COLD SPELLS!
  • Gricky: "Kinda clished if ya asked me."
  • Hank: "But it's a USEFUL clishe."
  • Icky: Wait, doesn't our van have a-
  • Duke: (Grabs his beak) WE'RE NOT SUPPOSED TO REVEAL ANYTHING ABOUT THE VAN, MORON!!!
  • Eagle-Beak: It has freeze cannons, doesn't it?
  • Duke: "...... CRAP?!"
  • Ming: Oh, please, it's not like he WOULDN'T have found out much about the van anyway. When it comes to being much of a match to Pang, he CAN do that.
  • Eagle-Beak: (He unleashes a powerful space cloud that throws intense cold at the bats as it seemingly froze and killed them)... And that resolves that issue. Nothing kills elemental beasts quicker then the approbeate oppisite.
  • Gazelle: "(Quietly) Again with the killing of creatures?"
  • Icky: "Oh trust me Gaz, demonic beasts work diffently then normal critters. Killing them in the mortal world would have them respawn in the underworld like a game without checkpoints. So for this, ya don't need to be over-protectent to those firey rats with wings."
  • BONG?!
  • Icky: "OW?!"
  • Gazelle: "I STILL, won't appresiate degrading them!"
  • Icky: "Ya know, ya need to be careful about flaunting your political correctness and nature loving attatude, Gazzy, if you fail to balence that and understanding when some critters need to be given the rough treatment for even our sakes only, you'll be endangered of being declaired a Social Justice Warrior. And trust me, they're EASILY unpopular."
  • Gazelle: "Oh don't get me wrong, even we Zootopians have our, distastes to those that try ABIT too hard to make life fair for all, even to those that need to be treated roughly. I am only trying to make sure unsentient creatures don't have to be hurt for any form of good."
  • Icky: "And we appresiate this, it saves us from critics that aren't fans with mistakes like that. But trust me, it's not nessersary to worry about the well being of demonic elemantal flying rodents. Trust me on that."
  • Deadpool:... It's not going to be enough to kill them, is it?
  • Eagle-Beak: And how would YOU know that, numskull?
  • Deadpool: At this point, it's easy to predict these things. Like, all your spell did was weaken them to a minor degree due to, I don't know, some uncanny ability to increase their body temperature just enough to- (The bats came out of the space cloud) AAAAAAAND there we go!
  • Eagle-Beak: No matter. I can just do it again, and-
  • A Fire Bat fired a fireball at the Blot Ship!
  • Blot: "INCOMING FIREBALL?!"
  • Blot body slams into the Professor to protect him from the ensuing attack, as an epic exploudsion was seen, but in the progress, Blot inadvertingly caused the staff to be out of reach of Eagle-Beak and falls into the ship's cargo bay!
  • Xerxes: "Ohhhh, bothersome. (To communications) Fair to warn you, misfits. The Professor's magic is disabled at the moment, cause the staff got lost in the most unorganised cargo hold ever! You'll need an alternate method to send these abominations back to the hellish realm they originated, and do it quickly! Remember that the morale of your temporary allies will deminish quickly if we have reason to believe that this situation's too hazordious to continue!"
  • Icky: "Got ya. Get rid of the flying flame-rats before you ditch us, got it!"
  • Duke: "If only Gazelle still had her powers! She'd send those freaks back to hell in minutes!"
  • Woo: "And we'd sent Deadpool after them, but I'm sure if even his regeneration can protect against the Fire Bats of the Underworld! They'll sense his powers and keep destroying his body to a point of no return!"
  • Gricky: "Oh for crying out loud, can't ya just have the magical horses use their "Taste the Rainbow" beam on them and send them back?"
  • Hu: "Easier said then done. The Fire Bats will quickly sense an attempt to send them back to the underworld, and will move to, "dispose" of it, if you catch my drift."
  • Gricky: Well, I don't see any OTHER method, big boy!
  • Twilight: Yeah, he may be right. They might know if we just flat out use our powers against them. We need something unexpected.
  • Icky:... What about the quantum rounds provided to us by the Monster Hunter Brigade? Can you amp them up with your magic?
  • Starlight: Now THAT sounds a LOT more inconspicuous.
  • Twilight: Then what're we waiting for? Let's give it to them! (They magically cast energy into the cannons of the van as they activated)... Alright, let's get them ready!
  • Icky:... One thing, though... The weapons are activated in ANOTHER cockpit, and Rico was usually the one manning the weapons cockpit, so... does ANYONE here know how to use the weapons cockpit?
  • Deadpool:... You're joking right? I'VE USED THINGS LIKE THIS ALL THE TIME, I'LL SEND THESE HELL-RATS AN EXORCISM THEY WON'T SOON FORGET!!!
  • Icky: Just be sure not to get US hurt while ya' do it, ammophile!
  • WB Deadpool: Oh, ammophile! How cheesy! (Deadpool began shooting the Flame Bats in a way similar to this)
Deadpool 2013 (Hijack the helicopter) (GT640 M) (High Setting)

Deadpool 2013 (Hijack the helicopter) (GT640 M) (High Setting)

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  • WB Deadpool: You'll need both hands to operate that cockpit.
  • Deadpool: Says who? I do stuff with one hand all the time!
  • Rainbow Dash: Just shut up and spend ammo!
  • Deadpool: AMMO SPENT! (He starts firing as every Flame Bat struck disappeared in demonic energy) SOOOOOOOOOOO JUICY!!!
  • Pinkie: There's not even blood, silly goose!
  • (YB Deadpool): I'm sure I see some.
  • Po: I think that's lava.
  • Deadpool: Yeah, cuz' they're from hell, so my point stands! (Continues firing for 10 seconds) IT'S SO COOL, I CAN BARELY THINK TO MYSELF BECAUSE I'M GETTING ECSTATIC ABOUT FIRING SHIP WEAPONS!!
  • YB Deadpool: I WAS THINKING THE SAME THING!!!
  • Deadpool: WHAT?!?
  • Hu: (Sighs) Simpleton!
  • Ming: We're dead as mud!
  • Gricky: Just put faith in the crackpot, as hard as it sounds.
  • Deadpool: (Continues firing as he does so with over 60 Flame Bats) WHOOO, I CAN DO THIS AAAAALL DAY!!! (Cackles wildly and maniacally along with his two box thoughts)
  • Gricky:... Okay, yeah, we're dead as mud!

Abandoned City

  • Quack: (Sensing the commotion in space) URRRRGH!!! THEIR GETTING HARDER THAN I THOUGHT, AND THEY'RE ALMOST ON THE GROUND!!! No matter! I've got something BETTER! FLAME RAVEN, BURN THEM OUT OF THE SKY!! (A giant flaming raven appeared in the sky screeching and left out into the sky)

Sky

  • Deadpool: (Continuing to fire at the Flame Bats) I HOPE CHERNABOG EATS YOU FOR DINNER AFTER WHAT I DID TO YOU!! (Cackles)
  • Fluttershy:... What is THAT? (She points out the Flame Raven screeching)
  • Deadpool:... I got a bad feeling about this. (The raven blasted a flurry of heat at them as the van started to careen out of control)
  • Icky: S***!! WE'VE BEEN HIT!!!
  • Gricky: OH, SURE, STATE THE FRICKING OBVIOUS JUST LIKE WITH THESE COLORED PONIES DO EVERY ONCE IN A WHILE!!!
  • Pinkie:... You know, we really do that a lot!
  • Deadpool: KEEP IT STEADY, DINGUS!!!
  • Icky: FIRST, DON'T CALL ME DINGUS!!! SECOND, I CAN'T, WE'RE SPINNING TOWARDS THE GROUND TO OUR FIERY DEATH!!!
  • Deadpool: Oh, PLEASE, I can fly better than THAT!... Hey... That gives me an idea!
  • Woo: Whatever you're thinking, it BETTER be safe!
  • Deadpool: Oh, it is... Just 50-50!
  • Woo: Wait, wha- (He grabs them all as he used a grenade to burst a hole through the windshield as they jumped when the van fell near a mountain as they screamed in panic and Deadpool was cheering in joy) HE-HE-HELL, YES!!! HEY, WE'RE FLYING!!! WE'RE FLYYYYYIIIIIIINNNGGG!!!
  • WB Deadpool: Most of you CAN'T fly!
  • Deadpool: Well, it is good to have dreams, isn't it?
  • WB Deadpool: Dreams, yes! Delusions?... (They seemingly missed the mountain as Deadpool joined in the screaming)
  • Deadpool: NOOOOOOOOOO!! (The van exploded on impact, but then Deadpool ended up laughing)
  • YB Deadpool: (They ended up surviving as Deadpool was revealed to have grabbed onto the ledge of the mountain as everyone was hanging onto his legs for dear life) HAHAHAHA, YEAAAH!!! YOU KNOW WHAT ELSE IT'S GOOD TO HAVE?!?
  • Deadpool:... Skills!
  • Icky: (He, Petrie, Rainbow Dash, Fluttershy, Twilight, Starlight, and Mayfly came in with their flight capabilities) Well, I admit, that saved us all.... Except for the fact that OUR VAN IS TOTALED, YOU GODDAMN NUTCASE!!!
  • Deadpool: But at least we're all alive, right?
  • Mayfly: "There's still the matter of that FLYING HELL SPAWN?!"
  • The Flame Raven was seen heading torwords their direction!
  • The Blot Ship appeared quickly with hyper drive as a magic ray was seen and hits the flame raven! The magic was great enough that it sent the creature back to the underworld it came from.
  • The Blot Ship landed as Eagle-Beak and friends proceeded to come out....
  • Eagle-Beak: "..... Believe me, is it weird for the both of us that I saved your lives from that hell beast."
  • Icky: "Not our first rodeo of weird junk happening to us, Professor."
  • Xerxes: "..... Perhaps, it is safe to assume that Pang Bing was expecting us?"
  • Eagle-Beak: "The magic behind those creatures appearing is great, but it didn't matched Pang Bing's power..... It's possable that she's not the sole magic user being a problem, if not the greatest one....."
  • Duke: "Wait, are you trying to say that Pang Bing might have some kind of unallied friend helping her out?"
  • Eagle-Beak: "Yes, and oddly enough..... It feels simuler to the same magic that cripples the Uniter."
  • Rarity: "..... Are you suggesting that Quack isn't what he say he is?"
  • Eagle-Beak: "I didn't say it WAS him..... This magic IS simular, make no mistake, but it feels, stronger then Quack's, like it's assentually another immortal like Pang Bing."
  • Gricky: "So I'm guessing that either Quack is keeping a big secret, or an eviler relitive is in town and has plans for Pang Bing."
  • Gazelle: "Well let's assume that it's the following, because I'm pretty sure that Quack is no closet traidor."
  • Xerxes: "It's interesting that your quick to give lenientcy to the same bird who has cursed you to begin with, even when he's already guilty of a crime as it is already."
  • Blot: "Oh-ho-ho, take it from us, sister! We know scumbags when see'im, even when we haven't met them face to face! We should know! We be bad guys ourselves!"
  • Frank: "Good point sir!"
  • Dilan: "Right on the money, captain!"
  • Loxford: "An exsellent point, mon capitan!"
  • Gazelle: "Well at the same time, we don't have physical proof he's behind it! For all we know, it's either Pang Bing trying to miss-lead us on a wild goose chase..... Litterally in Quack's case....... Or like Icky's Grandmama suggested, an evil relitive."
  • Gricky: "Evil-ER! Cause I do have to agree that what he did to you was kinda dickish."
  • Gazelle: "Point is, let's try to keep an open mind."
  • Hank: "WAAAAAAY ahead of you on that one sister! (Points to his brain jar.)"
  • Gazelle: "..... It, was an expression, Senior Hank."
  • Hank: "Ohhhhhhh."
  • Celisus: "(Groans), You really are another Narcotic, Hank."
  • Narcotic: "HEY?!"
  • Celisus: "Oh don't act like your any differnet?!"
  • Gazelle: "AHEM! What I mean is, let's not be quick to assumtions when something might be odd here."
  • Eagle-Beak: "The Uniter makes a good point. Other then guesswork, we have no confirmable evidence of Quack's, Pang Bing's, or an un-named relitive's misdeeds. Let us avoid being a rash declaration until we can adiquitely confirm the reason behind those fire monsters' former releasement. Besides, the morality of an albeit already worthless polotion, is not a concern. And neither is this, debateable existence of an evil family member if Quack's..... Pang Bing, is. And luckly, we're the first to arrived...."
  • Po: "First?"
  • Eagle-Beak: "To put it bluntly, Panda...... It appears that you were adreate to the villain teams heel-face interest to Pang Bing's power. (Uses christail boy to show the Villain Team Leaders prior meeting)."
  • Icky: "(Sighs), No intentional offence to present company, but, leave it to villains to have no basic standerds."
  • Eagle-Beak: "Well, not exactly like that. They did acknowledge her as a legit problem to the villain community."
  • Icky: "Yeah, but in a dick move sort've way! They basicly want to turn her into a reset button for the villains we reformed! And that is likely to include our members, which are already trapped in an out of mind predicerment as it is!"
  • Eagle-Beak: "No doubt this will include Qui if their desires to make peace with the VA scum is any indication..... No intentonal offence to former members."
  • Xerxes: "Worry not, we're in no position or desirement to mind."
  • Stingn'Bite: "Don't worry, we're not exactly positive to them either right now."
  • Celisus: "Your opinion is universeal, professor."
  • Sargent Crush: "I heard and been called worse."
  • Xu Boom: "Xu Boom no mind."
  • Narcotic: "..... Wait, what did he say?"
  • Gazelle: "And it clearly looks like the Pang Bing is in trouble."
  • Blot: "I'd be more worried about those Villain Team Landflubbers, sweetheart! If that witch is even able to Shanghai the Purple Dragon, something that the great Master of the Seas failed in, I think those guys are in for some rough waters worthy of Posidon's worse temperment!"
  • Xerxes: "Indeed, and it matters not if they become more cautious of her powers. They'll only succeed in just being more additions to her already powerful army."
  • Jerky: "Ok, so basicly, first on the agenda, get those villain team twats OUT OF HERE?!"
  • Po: "Ok, no problem. You managed to coherse them to go against Qui's plan to ruin Celestia through that Tirek mess, you can do it again!"
  • Eagle-Beak: "It's not that simple as of this time. They are made vastly too determined for even my magic to mend. It is because their members are being wrongfully taken by Pang Bing. Even if I offer the best arguement, they won't rest until they reclaim their lost members, and/or capture Pang Bing."
  • Pinkie: "..... Well, what if we just capture their stolen members and give them back?"
  • Eagle-Beak: "...... And, your suppose to be the stupid one, right?"
  • Pinkie: "I'm more too engergenic and carefree to pay attention."
  • Xerxes: "Well even then, it's still not that simple. They'll still be driven by bruzed pride and power-lust to just leave Pang Bing alone, espeically since they would no doubt fear her falling into the hands of the Lougers."
  • Icky: "And what makes you think THAT, Salamander boy?"
  • Xerxes: "Depends. She was last defeated in a simular fastion, yes?"
  • Lu Kang: "Pretty much."
  • Xerxes: "And she was depowered and sent to prison before, correct?"
  • Hu: "Indeed."
  • Xerxes: "And as we all know, it failed to keep her from coming back. And why?"
  • Mayfly: "Well, it's, possable, that Pang Bing could be consorting with a rouge or a Mothlock loyalist Mothron."
  • Xerxes: "That, and because clearly her powers are clearly the kind that can't be quelled so easily. So that means prison is no longer a viable opition. And be honest, your universes' Grand Council doesn't have the gall to exicute her, if not just because of it being moot thanks to the leage's miraculious actcess to reserection magic. Nor do I think they have an alternate method of containing her."
  • Icky: "We have a pariah wing in our dragon guardian temple."
  • Xerxes: "Perhaps, but remember, prison has failed in containing her. So it's safe to say the ever clever stragity of keeping your enemies closer, isn't the best opition."
  • Duke: "Ahhh, the salamander has a point. Besides, if this cat IS with a Mothron, putting her in the Pariah wing would risk making Gazelle's scary clone an evil badass again!"
  • Woo: "Well maybe just banish her to the Wasteland World?"
  • Xerxes: "Banishment won't be an absolute result. She would end up taking advantage of fellow exsiles and make her new army from that. And be honest with yourselves, didn't that flatterfly-like race said something about Pang Bing used to be purer?"
  • Icky: "Well yeah, but she's dark as all hell! She almost even tops Shen and Kai in that reguard!"
  • Xerxes: "Oh please, your not like the HA who are abit, cautious, about recuriting anti-heroes of a darker nature or even reformed villains in thanks to Grand Council law! Heck, didn't you used to ataginesed those children? (Points to Littlefoot and friends)."
  • Icky: "To be fair, we were from a mostly wild world with no laws or proper moral rekindition! I was mostly acting like a predator!"
  • Cera: "You and the belly dragger DID kinda mocked and tormented us about how you were gonna eat us though! Predator or not, that was malicious as fucked!"
  • Icky: "It's called, "Demoralising the prey so they don't easily fight back!" It was just mindgames to mess with ya, break up yer thoughts and crap! It was nothing personal, ok? And by the by, WHY did you kids came over here over some dang flowers anyway? Didn't yer folks said that my neck of the woods was dangerious? I came from a crap neighterhood ya know!"
  • Ducky: "Well, you see, the flowers was for Littlefoot's grandpa and we needed to cure him of sickness."
  • Icky: "Bah-cha, what-cha, wha-intha, ho, YOU CRAZY KIDS WERE GOING THOUGH MY HELLHOLE OF A NEIGHTBERHOOD BECAUSE YOU WERE ON A MEDICINE RUN?! AND FOR YOUR GRAND-DAD?!"
  • Petre: "Well, we'd explained, but, we'd assumed you and the belly-dragger wouldn't really cared...."
  • Icky: "..... Well, okay, that's not entirely inaccreate, I was kinda of an asshole back then, but, but still! I feel like shit enough as it is I tried to go Kaa on you guys, but, I was doing that while you were trying to help someone who was sick, I....... I feel disgusted with myself..... I, I kinda thought you guys were lost orphans from herds that always past my place trying to collect flowers for food and-...... Aw shit, that makes it worse."
  • Gazelle: "..... Don't feel too ashamed. After all, you came from a wild world, and you only acted on instincts. In anything, this makes your reconicel with them more impourent."
  • Littlefoot: "And like we said, we hold no grudges on you. You clearly changed from the Icky we saw in the mists. As far as we know, that Icky was eaten by Dil, and got spat out and smacked into becoming a hero."
  • Cera: "Though, wait..... How exactly did you met Kuzco?"
  • Icky: "Would you believe, he actselly comes to the Great Valley as a vacation spot? In fact, there's a funny story that comes with it."

Flashback

  • Kuzco, Yzma, and Kronk are seen in the same jungle where the finishing events of Land Before Time 4 were finishing up.
  • Yzma: "Why do we keeping coming here, your majusty?! How is this miserable dino world a vacation stop?! (Her feet get stuck in the mud) D'ohhhhh. Theses were my second best shoes! (Pulls her gross granny feet out.)..... I HATE this jungle! (After getting slapped in the face by her muddy scarf, she suddenly gets attacked by bugs)
  • Kronk: "Oh look! The common inaccurate Archaeopteryx lithographica! (Approaches a LBT Archaeopteryx looking more like a normal dino with a beak and bird wings as Yzma was chased by the bugs) A marvel of science on how it uses it as an example on HOW real dinosaurs don't look like it! (Begins to write something as Yzma was still chased by bugs) Best game of dino bingo, ever!"
  • Yzma ran from the bug as she tripped over and into the mud!
  • Kuzco: "(Laughs)! Awww, what's the matter Yzma, don't you like your homeworld?"
  • Yzma growled.
  • (Deadpool): (Laughs out loud) I GET IT!! BECAUSE SHE'S UGLY!!! (Laughs)
  • Yzma: "(Collects herself)....... Sire, if it's not too much to ask, is it possible to come back from vacation early and, resume the throne and the duties of the empir- (A scream was fading in)....... Is that screaming I he-"
  • Icky has crashed into Yzma comicly as her face was firmly planted into the mud!
  • Kuzco/Kronk: "OHHHHHHHHHHHHHH?!"
  • Icky moaned as he got off of the knocked out Yzma....
  • Icky: "....... I knew it. My life has gone to s***! It's over! I'm nothing without Dil, pain of the ass as she was! I'm a failure as a predator! (Cries uncontrolably!)"
  • Kuzco: "...... Uh, Kronk, your the bird exbert, so.... What exactly, is that?"
  • Kronk: "That would be the common place Mist Valley Ichthyornis dispar. Commenly a bird of prey in a sense, as well as this world's verson of vultures and/or seagulls. Known sagingers."
  • Icky was still crying, as he started to use Yzma's scarf as a tissue!
  • Kuzco: "(Looks surprisingly sympathic to Icky)...... So..... What's with him?"
  • Kronk: "Well it's safely assumed that he's consideraly a failure as an effective predator. He's uh, not very likely to survive....."
  • Icky was seen in a fetal position, turning about sucking on his feather thumb.
  • Kronk: "..... Oh yeah, that's uh.... Not a good sign. Nothing garrenties an easy meal for a passing-by predator like a prey with an existdential crisis...."
  • Kuzco: "....... (Approuches Icky)........ Hey there, guy, it's cool, it's cool, no need to be feeling phathic about yourself man."
  • Icky looks at Kuzco with surprisingly cute eyes that, ironicly make his sadden appearence worse, not helping is the mud and gross bird snot from his nose.
  • Kuzco/Kronk: "OHHHHHHHHHHH?!"
  • Icky was intimidated by their preasence and attempted to get away, but Icky's wing strains and plops back into Yzma, who was knocked unconjustus just when she was recovering!
  • Kuzco: "No no no, it's cool, it's cool! We're not gonna hurt ya! Names Kuzco, he's Kronk, and the old fozzel you have the misfortune of laying apawn, is Yzma. Trust me, she's older then the dinosaurs on this planet."
  • Icky: "..... I..... I..... I'm Ichy."
  • Kronk: "Icky's more like it."
  • Icky: "......... Don't know why, but..... I'm kinda cool with that name."
  • Kuzco: "Icky it is then. Man, that REALLY saved me time on the name crap.
  • (Deadpool): As well as the producer for that matter!
  • (Everyone): Shut up!
  • Kuzco: So, how do you feel about living with the most awesomest thing to happen to you?"
  • Icky: "...... Is there...... Food?"
  • Kuzco: "Oh, WAAAAAAAY more then that, my beauty-challnaged Avian! Like I said, I'm Kuzco! Emperor, Kuzco! I can litterally give you and myself anything we want with some snappity snap of my fingers or when I say it!"
  • Icky: ".... Ya.......You're offering me a home?"
  • Kuzco: "Well, yeah! I mean, I could use the latest exotic pet of the week! And your gonna be unige to my world because there's no ugly birds there!"
  • Icky: "HEY! I view myself as devilishly handsome!"
  • Kuzco: "..... Yeah-huh.......... So, what ya say?"
  • Icky: "...... Ya know what? I deserve a chance for a better life. I'd stand no chance in this place anymore, not without.... A certain someone I'll never get over or forgive. Okay, Kuzco, ya got yerself a deal."
  • Icky leaped to Kuzco and landed on his shoulder.
  • Kuzco: "Ok, first, let's get you cleaned up, Ickerino!
  • Kuzco and Kronk left with Icky, as Yzma finally came through.
  • Yzma: "(Sees Icky)...... Oh why me? Why me?"
  • A Carnotaur was behind Yzma and was aiming to eat her....
  • Yzma turns to the Carnotaur angerly!
  • Yzma: "DON'T EVEN THINK ABOUT IT?!"
  • The Carnotaur screames like a girl!
  • The Carnotaur runs off, yelping like a dog!
  • Yzma: "..... I'd met jaguars more fearsome then that."

Present

  • Deadpool: (Laughs out loud) WOW! And I thought her old body features could scar the Emperor! Now even predators piss themselves in fear of her. I bet Eartha Kitt is enjoying her comedy shining down from the heavens above.
  • Icky: "And my life's been better off since."
  • Littlefoot: "..... And clearly, your better off this way, Icky."
  • Icky: "..... Awww, shucks, kids. I'd thought you guys be angry with me for that one freak insodent, but I misjudged ya..... More then once in my life."
  • Xerxes: "AHEM?! If we are DONE being offtracked! My point is, it's obvious that there is no alternative to imprisonment and banishment, or even death, then-"
  • Po: "Let's not get too much into that fact! We all don't know if the High Council would even come to that concludion! As far as we can tell, the least that'll happen is that she'll be sent to Magic Imprisoni, the toughest magic prison in the universes!"
  • Eagle-Beak: "Perhaps. But then again, the High Councilers would never be so conventional."
  • Po: "Well, even then, how would we be able to fix someone like, Pang Bing!? She's been hurting for centuries! And by something that may be gone in this world, but not nessersarly extinct. There are worlds that still practice even so much as friendly caution torwords magic and it would set her off! How can even the Shell Louge Squad fix that?"
  • Eagle-Beak: "...... Your part of the same group that gave the likes of a warlord, a dark queen, and my own daughter, chances for a better life..... If it were to come to past, Pang Bing would be no different. But that too is something we shouldn't dwell on! The first thing we should focus about, is-"
  • Screeches are heard.
  • Everyone looks to see that the Droneifived Dactyls are patroling the area.
  • Duke: "Quick! Hide!"
  • Everyone runs into the cave before the Dactyls could see them!
  • Eagle-Beak: "(Quietly) Obviously, your once allies are here to investigate our ships, and the exploudtion. Likely, they'll proceed to gather them."
  • Droneifived Trixie was seen riding on Thnderclap as the drone dactyls landed, and Trixie got off.
  • Trixie began to scan the Blot Ship and what remains of the Van.
  • Trixie: "........ (Nearly monotone) Investigate the area."
  • Thunderclap and the Dactyls snarled and proceeded to investigate as Trixie started to use her magic to scan for life.
  • Starlight looked in sadness to see Trixie like this....
  • Starlight: "...... (Quietly) Trixie......"
  • Twilight: I know it may be hurtful to see Trixie like this, but do remember what she was guilty of in the past.
  • Pinkie: Oh, yeah, she found a corruptive amulet that increased her power to seek revenge for something that's tecnecally more he fault of Snips and Snails being dumb fanboys and not nessersarly anyone's intentional fault here, she kicked you out of your own home, enslaved the entire town, and LATER got it back because of a relative of Facilier with Iago's voice.
  • Twilight:... Pinkie, when it comes from you... It doesn't really help.
  • Pinkie: Well, she did!
  • Applejack: Yeah, but do remember the Filli Vanilli incident and how many fans that set off. Silver Quill even made a joke about you being unlikeable destroyed the faberic of reality.
  • Deadpool: OH, (Dry scoffs and laughs) THAT was classic!
  • Rainbow Dash:... Are you dead serious?
  • Deadpool: Yeah.
  • Applejack: "And why would you think that when it wasn't Pinkie's best preformice?"
  • Deadpool: Well, look at it this way. One man's trash is another's treasure of freaking atlantis! You call it hurtful and out-of-character, I call it due karma for what she did to Rainbow Dash before the Flier's Competition.
  • Po:... Wow, you're a douche!
  • Deadpool: Deal with it! Anyway, let's stop whining about questionable friendships here and find a way to get out of here!
  • Icky: "Well, neither Trixie and the Dactyls aren't exact geniuses, but I wouldn't go far to call them idiots either, espeically not when under the mind-warp of a cat witch that made them more compident then presentable on their own."
  • Blot: "Why not just fight?! There's more of us then them anyway!"
  • Eagle-Beak: "The pony will easily sound the alarm for any near-by processed slaves of Pang Bing and overwealm us."
  • Xerxes: "Indeed. It wouldn't be wise to underestimate the blue magi lony's powers, even if they aren't exactly strong."
  • Loogar: "So let's take the bitch out and-"
  • Rarity: "DO keep in mind that Starlight has fondness for Trixie! She wouldn't handle it well if even so much as a bruze is present on her!"
  • Eagle-Beak: "That, and the lougers don't appresiate violence on their fellow members even if it was nessersary. Why, miss Sparkle wouldn't even allow Narcotic to take down their wizard in an alternate reality even when a change would render that moot! They're THAT sensitive about it."
  • Loogar: "..... Ok, then how do you suggest we get pass though blighters if we can't fight or disable the blue she-twit?"
  • Gazelle: "We have some other allies here that could help us out."
  • Celisus: "Assuming they haven't been captured by now?"
  • Gazelle: Oh, they're nearby. As weak as my powers are at the moment, I can sense them nearby. They found the wreck of the van as well and are hoping to rescue us before the corrupted heroes up there do.
  • Twilight: And who are they?
  • Po:... OH, wait, Fu-Xi and the others he acquired! He DID say he would get out of there a soon as he could in case he couldn't make it to the van. They're probably coming to save us.
  • Duke: Don't see how easy THAT will be. The Dactyls are CLEARLY good fliers and fighters. They'd disembowel them no matter how good their Kung Fu is.
  • Gazelle: Duke, don't be foolish enough to underestimate them. They DID make it this far.
  • Deadpool: Yeah, but didn't they break Mugen's source of water because of thinking ahead about her making a return?
  • Cera:... YOU WEREN'T EVEN THERE FOR THAT, HOW DID YOU KNOW?!?
  • Deadpool: Don't ask questions you already know the answer to, kid! I'm Deadpool. I DEFY continuity with my meta powers!
  • Cera:... Good point, forgot who I was talking to for a second.
  • YB Deadpool: You sure did, you silly kid! (Chuckles) You kid, you dumb!
  • WB Deadpool: Uh, it ain't wise to call kids dumb! They're kids, they can't help it.
  • Deadpool: Whatever. Gazzy, how close are your friends? And did Mugen survive?
  • Gazelle: First question, they're a few meters away.
  • YB Deadpool: WHAT?!? DAH, I HATE THE METRIC SYSTEM!! HOW MUCH IN AMERICAN?!?
  • Gazelle: (Sighs) 10 yards. Second question, I can sense Mugen's energy, so she certainly found water to save herself.
  • Deadpool: (Chuckles) Funny how a fish can fight.
  • Duke: You know, if SpongeBob and any other fish were here, they'd be offended by that.
  • Deadpool: Well, they ain't, so no offense is present! Besides, I was referring to it in regards to THIS world.
  • Po: STILL offensive. Believe me, I didn't leave a first impression when seeing her in person. Trust me, that fish is tougher then her size AND species would suggest.
  • Deadpool: You mean aside from the LAST few bad impressions to important people?
  • Po:... Fair point.
  • Deadpool: So I guess we don't need to do nothing besides wait for your friends AND avoid those flying lizards and silly ol' Trixster! (Gets into a relaxing position) Smooth sailing all the way-
  • Thunderclap: (Appears) SURPRISE!!
  • Trixie: HAIL PANG BIIIIIIIIING!! (The males screamed like females and the females screamed like males as they ran off)
  • Deadpool: "PLAY THE CHEESY OLD 60S OR 70S MUSIC LIKE A SCOOBY CARTOON?!"
Daydreamin' (Scooby Doo Chase Song) (Austin Roberts)

Daydreamin' (Scooby Doo Chase Song) (Austin Roberts)

  • The music plays as the heroes go through a scooby-doo like chase-scene in the cave where hijinks and slapstick ensue.
  • Trixie: Hail Pang Bing! (She and the Dactyls corner the heroes)
  • Deadpool: HAH! I ain't afraid of a little pony! You're about as threatening as a Cocker Spaniel! What can YOU possibly do that will make me sca- (Trixie blasts a hole in the wall with a powerfully-augmented white beam of magic energy that causes tremors, causing Deadpool to be knocked out by a falling rock)... I stand corrected! (Faints)
  • Mayfly: Oh, Mother Light dammit, Deadpool!
  • Starlight: (Sighs) Clearly Pang augmented her power to competent levels.
  • Pinkie: DEADPOOL!!!
  • Trixie: HAIL PANG BING!!! (She charges her power to a maximum level preparing to blast the heroes into oblivion until Rash and Teddie came and started pulling her ears as she screamed in pain and her blast hit the ceiling, causing a tremor that almost caused a rockslide to occur)
  • Rash: (As the two were pulling on Trixie's ears) BACK OFF, YOU LITTLE TWERP!!
  • Fu-Xi: (He and the others knocked out the Dactyls) Come on! (They followed them and got out of there long enough to avoid another blast from Trixie)
  • Trixie:... Darn! (She uses her magic to revive to Dactyls, waking them) GET THEM!!! (They flew down after them)
  • Mugen: (They ran from the Dactyls and Trixie) QUICK! Down here! (They hid in a large pond, but Trixie levitated the water upwards and found them)... DAMN YOU, PANG!!! (Gasps, along with the others)
  • Po: WE'LL HAVE TO WING IT!!! (He grabs the suffocating Mugen as Starlight put her into an artificial sphere of water as the Dactyls chased them)
  • Trixie: HAIL PANG BING!!!
  • Pinkie: OH, WE CAN HIDE ALRIGHT!!!
  • Ducky: What does that mean?
  • Pinkie: Oh, at this point, the drones' thoughts can be translated.
  • Trixie: (Fires another white laser at them as they avoided the carnage it caused)
  • Ming: SWEET MERCIFUL CRAP!!! (The laser surrounded them with fire as they were cornered by the Lodger drones)
  • Icky: YOU DO KNOW WE CAN FLY, RIGHT?!?
  • Hu: And how's that going to help with our weight? Admit it, none of you could even carry Po without enough strength as Master Crane's, and even he can have difficulty at times!.
  • Icky:.. DAMN YOU, LOGIC AND HINDSIGHT!!!!
  • Rarity: What'll we do now?!?
  • Starlight:... It's clear! All we can do now is snap them out of their trance!
  • Twilight: HOW?!?
  • Starlight: I'm friends with Trixie, so it shouldn't be too hard for me to reach out to her, and let HER reach out to the Dactyls!
  • Woo: WELL, I DON'T SEE ANY OTHER SOLUTION AT THE MOMENT, SO DO BE CAREFUL!!!
  • Rarity: "Just be sure to not get mauled by the Dactyls along the way. The spell has seemed to revived thier former savage instincts."
  • Starlight: "Comapired to Chrysalis, their savagey is welcoming."
  • Starlight cautiously approuched Trixie as the Dactyls snarled and snapped tauntingly.
  • Trixie stared with intense anger at Starlight.....
  • Starlight: "......... I really like your mane!"
  • Trixie staps out from her state and gets back to normal!
  • Trixie: "Oh thank you Starlight! The Salon in Tri-Corn St Dragon Ave does wonders! I should totally take you there at some point in ti- WAIT A MINUTE, I JUST REMEMBERED THAT THERE'S A CRAZY CAT WITCH HERE?!"
  • Thunderclap: "ALL HAIL PANG BING?!"
  • Pinkie: "He said that you are compromised and must be taken back to Pang Bing!"
  • Trixie: "I kinda didn't needed to know about that, Pink One!"
  • Icky: "Don't worry, just remind them with something they like about ya and they'll be snapped back!"
  • Trixie: "One problem! I gotten Thunderclap to like me because I healed his wing! His wings are clearly in perfect shape and-"
  • Icky: "(Loading a magnum) Done! (Fires some shots that damaged Thunderclap's wings!)"
  • Thunderclap screamed at the damaged, then looks angerly at Icky, still being hypnotised!
  • Icky: "...... Not one of my better plans."
  • Fu-Xi: "Ya think?"
  • Eagle-Beak: "Even Narcotic would offer a more intelligent plan?!"
  • Thunderclap screeched in ordering the other Dactyls to attack!
  • Trixie: BACK OFF, GUYS!!! DON'T MAKE ME JAB YOU WITH MY HORN!!!
  • Po: Long shot, but do you have that awesome augmented magic Pang gave you?
  • Trixie:... (Fires magic from her beam, but it ended up being a tickle beam again as Coldfront laughed out loud) DAMMIT, BACK TO AVERAGE POWER LEVELS AGAIN!!!
  • Deadpool: (Wakes up) Uh, genius, use that spell to stall the Dactyls!
  • Trixie: Oh, good point! (Blasts the energy all over the Dactyls as it tickled them for an extended time)... Alright, Thundy! This won't sting a bi- (Thunderclap snapped at her, taking off a piece of her hair) AAHH!!! AND THE GOOD HAIR IS RUINED!!! NOOOO!!! NOO, NOO, NOOOOO!!! IT TOOK ME GOD KNOWS HOW LONG TO SMOOTHEN MY HAIR INTO THIS GOOD LOOK!!! THIS ISN'T EVEN FRICKING POSSIBLE IN THE SHOWER!!! DAMMIT, DAMMIT, DAMMIT!!! (Screams as Thunderclap looked guilty at her reaction, and it effectively snapped him out of his hypnosis)
  • Thunderclap: Oh, dear! Magic One, I am DREADFULLY sorry!!!
  • Trixie:... Oh, well, that worked out fine.
  • Icky: Sorry about the shot in the wing, Thundy!
  • Thunerclap: Apology accepted! And don't call me Thundy! (The tickle energy wore off on his comrades as they attacked)... EVERYONE, CALM DOWN!!! I AM YOUR LEADER, AND I ORDER YOU TO- (They plowed through him) OOF!!!... (Growls)... Dammit! (He flies and pins down Downpour)... ALRIGHT!... (Gulps) I am going to have to boil my beak for hours after this, but... (He kisses her, snapping her out of her trance)
  • Downpour: BY THE EYE OF THE STORM, MY EYES HAVE SEEN THE GLORY!!!! (Sees the situation)... Oh, crap! It was just a way to snap me out of mind-control! Dammit!
  • Thunderclap: After this s*** is over, we need to talk! Just help me and Trixie deal with the other three! I'll take Windgust, you handle the cold bros!
  • Downpour: Oh, sure thing! (They attacked)
  • Thunderclap fought Windgust while Downpour fought with the cold bros!
  • Windgust: "All hails Pang Bing!"
  • Coldfront and Frostbite: "All hail Pang Bing!"
  • Deadpool: "Ok, seriously, that gets grating after awhile!"
  • Icky: "I know, almost as bad as the All hail Plankton crap!"
  • Deadpool: Yeah, concerning the fact that they said it MORE OFTEN THAN THESE IDIOTS!!! Though I admit, they were hilarious at times, like when Gary said it.
  • YB Deadpool: (Laughs) I know, right! "MEOW PLANKTON!" That made me laugh when the trailer came out.
  • Trixie: Uh, guys, I must ask, how are YOU two gonna snap your own comrades out of their trance? What, are you gonna have Downpour kiss them as well and hope that they'll sensually snap out of it?
  • Downpour: Pfft, that's so cliché!
  • Duke: You mean as much as we've used it to snap others out of their trances like with Sandy and SpongeBob?
  • Downpour: That's BESIDES the point.
  • Thunderclap: "Besides, (Dodges Windgust's attack) I don't think that'll work with Windgust and the brothers!"
  • Downpour: Indeed. They're still in their cootie stages, believe it or not. They're ALL younger than us, yes, but they're STILL intolerable of love. In fact, that MAY just be our answer.
  • Thunderclap: (Suspenseful music played as he heard that statement), No-no-no-no-no-no-no-no, I'LL NEED TO BOIL MY BEAK FOR A FULL MONTH- (Downpour kissed him as the three snapped out of their trance in disgust)
  • All 3: COOOOOOTIIIIIIIIIESS!!!
  • Icky: "...... I'm going to assume that you guys are the youngest of your eggmates as well, cause wow!"
  • Deadpool:... (Scoffs and laughs hard) THAT IS MESSED UP!!!
  • WB Deadpool: But at least we're saved.
  • Deadpool: Nevertheless!
  • Windgust: Okay, you two need SERIOUS counseling!
  • Downpour: So I've been told! (Chuckles) BUT IT WAS STILL WORTH IT, LEMME TELL YOU!!!
  • Thunderclap: (Gurgles his beak in a nearby stream as he spit and sputtered) GROSS, GROSS, GROSS!!!
  • Gazelle: "..... I take it that Thunderclap and the other boys aren't allowed much chance for maturity in their wild days."
  • Trixie: "Clearly not."
  • Thunderclap: Okay, all of you, if you EVER, EVER, speak of this to anyone, I will give you a Christmas with Malo Claus next year!
  • Icky: Joke's on you, actually! According to his archives, he was killed just this year trying to awake some crazy world conquest plan converting it into a campaign against Christmas for all the s*** the Santa Community put him through. Apparently, he tried to tamper with Mesopotamian relics that got him killed by Humbaba, who APPARENTLY was buried under the North Pole. (Laughs) What a joke! He starts his career as Lord of Evil Christmas, and then nose-dives into death like a fat dumbass and-... Oh, s***, never mind! Mugshotra news ads reveals he's still alive. Okay, we'll stay shut!
  • Thunderclap: (Chuckles) Alright, let's get out of here! (They use water to put out the fire surrounding them as they headed out)

Abandoned City

  • Quack:... Hmm... Pang Bing seems to have failed in her quest to round up the heroes.
  • Sing Zei: (Comes in) Sir, are you ok?! We saw those, nasty monsters coming out of the lair?!
  • Quack: Oh, don't worry about that. I was merely sending out a welcoming community to some.... Guests....... (Goes to the window and sees the environment outside)... (Sighs)... Look at this WASTELAND! If magic had been around instead of overrated, overhyped chi, it wouldn't have been like this! This city was once the magic capital of the world! It could've been the next Shangra-La! Magic would've saved us from the doom that plagued us throughout the years. As much as Pang Bing isn't being, reasonable at the moment, I understand her pain. Magic is something that SHOULDN'T be shunned! It's something that should be EMBRACED and UNLEASHED to do something good. But no, the people of our world had to be stupid morons who are incapable of accepting anything new, EVEN if it's just as old as the UUniverses itself!
  • Sing Zei: Well, to be fair, sir, anything different can be hard to accept-
  • Quack: TRUE, (Scaring Sing into submission), as that may be, it's no excuse for tragedies like Pang's to come into effect. It UPSETS me how a widely popular power like magic is shunned! From witchcraft to potions, it's atrocious how they never bother to see what good it can do until it's too late. You may not be able to understand, Sing, but magic deserves BETTER than this! Magic was the norm back in the days of creation. It was the finest weapon in war, and it STILL is today. But as the years pass, mortals forget what an impact it had, because of things such as black magic or "ethically-questionable" spells, ignoring that a lot of things have their respective dark sides, magic wasn't ammuned to this?! And if the likes of Kai were any indication, Chi is clearly no essence of purity itself. Well, for as long as time has turned, me and Pang were not the only ones trying to reach out what magic can do. It can do so many great things, and it has so many endless possibilities. But people fear it because their xenophobic nature makes them stupid.
  • Sing Zei: Sir, I think that seems a little uncalled for-
  • Quack: BESIDES THE POINT, SING?! Xenophobia is something invented by stupid people. All it does it tear up good lives. Just look at the universe named as, the "Marvel Universe"! They fear mutant kind so much, they're willing to commit crimes just to be rid of them. They murder them, they shun them, they expel mutant kids from school, they kill people who embrace mutants, they declare genocide on them, they even abuse them, and just like that, they repeat the long and undeserving of existence that is the history of prejudice. Magic is the same in worlds around us! People think it's no big deal to kill, or at the least, forever imprison or mock, things they're afraid of. The world around me is stupid! Worse! The Universe it's IN is stupid! NAY! THE UNIVERSES ARE UNIVERSES OF IDIOTS?! It's clear why Pang Bing resorted to mind-control. Because she WANTS TO RID STUPIDITY THROUGH MIND-CONTROL! But not only do I think it's not nessersarly advisable, but it's basicly the same plan that's fail before! I can clearly see that Pang Bing is broken to the point of having an ill sense of direction. And I need to give that to her! Or else, she'll end up having a plan, that'll REPEAT HISTORY!!! And I worry that this is my only chance to aquire Pang Bing! No doubt the High Council would aim to see to it that she is in some shape or form prevented from doing this again! So I must get to Pang Bing first before they do! What I have in mind is a plan harmless enough to end magic prejudice once and for all, and prove that magic itself is far stronger than Kung Fu and chi! Once so, I'll be able to eradicate Chi from existence! Soon, my dear Sing Zei, it will be time... To unleash the magic!
  • Sing Zei: "Excuse me sir-" (He starts to sing this, only with changed lyrics as the backup singing was done by magical trinkets that turned into magical Lightfly clones, and the music climaxes the mercenary army saw the display being seen in the old castle, as a magical blast from a magic water pool waved upon them to augment them)
Equestria Girls Friendship Games Unleash the Magic Colt Ver

Equestria Girls Friendship Games Unleash the Magic Colt Ver

  • Sing Zei: "So, wait..... You AREN'T building an army to save the Capital, cause, I, thought that was what your building the armies for......"
  • Quack: "...... Oh, blast it, I gotten so caught up in my hubris, (Chuckles) I forgot that you know absolutely nothing about my true intentions for China. Here..... Have a memory erase spell on me."
  • Sing Zei: "No, no, sir, Wait?!" (She was suddenly wiped)... Well, good! If you feel that this mission will save China well enough, then by all means, go full-on out!
  • Quack: I shall! Trust me, my dear, by the time this fight is over, I will have FINALLY cleared myself of the mistake I made with the Uniter Princess. (Chuckles)

Elsewhere

  • Gricky:... Did anybody feel that?
  • Pinkie: I tasted that!
  • Starlight: It felt like a large shockwave of magic.
  • Deadpool: Oh, there was one alright! It was over there, and I heard some song that sounded like an AWFUL attempt to make it a male cover. Seriously, it sounded like they could barely try.
  • WB Deadpool: Perhaps we should investigate.
  • Eagle-Beak: I'm afraid we don't have time for the moment. That place may seem like another magical threat, but given our numbers, we'll need to rescue your friends so we can deal with it.
  • Hu: Oh, that's just Quack's home, actually. He's probably just preparing to raise an army to battle Pang Bing and provide us support.
  • YB Deadpool: I dunno! That song sounded PRETTY sinister to me.
  • Deadpool: (Whispering) Hey, doofus, don't ruin the plot! Otherwise, I won't get to kick any ass! Not traditional 'unalive' fighting considering they're good frenemies, but still!
  • YB Deadpool: Oh, sorry! BLUSHIES!!!
  • Icky: "I hate to say it, but, Deadpool's voices, for once, had a good point. If there's another magical doughe running around, we can't afford to ignor it in faver of Pang Bing. What if this guy ends up teaming up with Pang Bing, assuming it ain't even Quack at all!"
  • Eagle-Beak: "I'm sure whatever insignifigant threat has made itself known pales in compairision to the MAIN problem, and again, we're not exactly in the best position to-"
  • Icky: "Do you want Pang Bing to become more dangerious then already!?"
  • Eagle-Beak: "Well, no, I-"
  • Icky: "Then it's settled! Let's go kick some intermediate ass before the main event!"
  • Eagle-Beak: "You are not being practical, I-"
  • Everyone marches on, ignoring Eagle-Beak.....
  • Eagle-Beak: "......... The focus compacity of squirls, AND YET I STILL LOSE TO THESE PEOPLE?!"
  • Rainbow Dash's voice: "He can hear your angry rant from here!"
  • Eagle-Beak: "(Grumbles), And yet they called me the in-co-opertive one, the hypercritical ungrateful- (grumbles)."

Blot's Ship cockpit.

  • Eagle-Beak: Everyone, the heroes want to deal with another problem, and have COMPLETELY forgotten the task at hand.
  • Xerxes: "I don't think they've forgotten the major issue persay, more like they're investigating someone of equil concern that could make the current problem worse. It doesn't hurt to deal with additional threats, unrelated and inconsiquentional as they seem, sir."
  • Eagle--beak: Even so, that gave them NO right to just ignor me in faver of something that might not even meet with Pang Bing! Activate the transporter! I'll deal with Pang Bing myself!
  • Narcotic: You sure, sir?
  • Eagle-Beak: Of course! They're NOT taking this mission seriously, so why should we?
  • ???: Oh, we'll give you a reason, you double-crosser! (Deadpool appears) Because we NEED to eliminate any further threats in case this interferes with the main one! Yeah, Pangy is the main issue, but it sure as hell is MORE logical to eliminate any secondary threats.
  • Eagle-Beak: How ironic, the basturd child of marvel comics and the worse imaginations of Looney Tune Characters is lecturing ME about logic! You once tried to make a cooking show during a time when you STUPIDLY freed a vengeful demon overlrod?!
  • WB Deadpool: "Admitingly, you ARE the last guy to ever talk about logic to anyone."
  • Eagle-Beak: I'm just doing a more LOGICAL move and splitting up. I mean, the deal was suppose to be centered on Pang Bing and/or interfearence of the villain teams, there was nothing at all about intermediate and possabily unrelated threats!
  • Deadpool: Yet you do it WITHOUT their consent? That's BOUND to make them untrusting of you. So either you do it THEIR way, or else!
  • Eagle-Beak: Or else WHAT?
  • YB Deadpool: OHHHH, now you've done it!
  • Deadpool: You want me to tell them and risk having them disappointed in you, birdbrain?
  • Eagle-Beak: Oh, to be fair, you walking testicle, they got me for a reason. They cut me off of the mission, they're doomed and you know it! Your word will mean nothing in a few moments. BTW, it's YOUR fault they're not taking this seriously. THIS is why I could hardly tolerate them and not just because they keep taking things away from me and sticking their abnormally-large noses into my business. Why are they suddenly desiding that some likely insignifigent force is WORTH ignoring the problem I'm even here for in the first place?!
  • Deadpool: Well, you'll have to get used to it, ugly, because that's how cartoon characters are SUPPOSED to behave! For s***s and giggles! So are you going to just deal with Pang with little reinforcement as possible, or are you going to be logical and eliminate ANOTHER threat before it escalates?
  • Eagle-Beak:... You know what? They're still going to have to take this burden themselves if they don't focus on the big picture in faver of something unrelated! They're on their own! I'm going to do them a favor, and soon enough, they'll thank me. I don't care if they think less of me. I'm not in very good terms with them reguardless anyway! So what difference it would really make? They brought me in, now we'll do this OUR own ways. They can go out and waste time while I go out and stall Pang Bing and keep her from escalating any further. So go ahead and tell them.
  • Deadpool:... Alrighty! (He runs off)
  • Xerxes:... You sure it's wise to split up, sir?
  • Eagle-Beak: "In all fairness, it was NOT included in the deal that we deal with minor threats along the way of the agreed terms! It wasn't promised that we delayed on dealing with the main problem just to deal with some outsider force that might not have anything to do with Pang Bing! As far as we know, maybe it was just a cult of a unrelated agenda and inadvertingly freed those fire elementals at a most inoppertune time!"
  • Blot: "I don't really know sir. Even to someone like me, honoring an agreement is very impourent. Even we pirates don't appresiate deal ditchers."
  • Eagle-Beak: "SAID THE APE THAT WAS GONNA MURDER SPYRO'S FRIENDS REGUARDLESS TO WHAT HE AGREED TO?!"
  • Blot: "Hey, to be fair, I was suffering from treasure madness because of how much I wanted Taiklar's loot, a bruzed ego, and the bad advice of an evil snake-eqsed merpony, why, by Davy Jones, at least 50% of it was HIS idea or cause of HIS enfluence! Otherwise, in better circumstances, I would've been glad to leave those landblubbers alone! By tecnecal stand point, I know I didn't had much to gain from killing off that boyscout's loved ones and I know he would've just be even MORE unwilling to be part of me crew! If anything, what happened because I was CLEARLY not with my sails properly adjusted! Come on, I may be a blood-thristy scoundrel, but I'm a scoundrel with standerds! And even the master of the seas takes honoring promises seriously, even if it's with people I don't like, or in the case of the situation, are too quick to steer course of the bigger picture!"
  • Sing Jin Sue: "Sir, we at least owe the heroes to play by their rules, even if it wasn't what was promised. Think about what Qui would think...."
  • Eagle-Beak looked like he was gonna bring up another arguement, but then, he realised that Qui wouldn't appresiate these sort've acts, even if it was nessersary to the main concern.....
  • Celisus: "That is an unfortunate truth, professor. Besides, this feels like the part where our ship would end up disabled in some embarrising way and-"
  • Computer: "Warning! Warning! System savatoshed! System Savatoshed! Everything including the teleporter has been compromised to the point that it would not be repaired at a moment's notice!"
  • Narcotic: "Ya know, that's a WEIRDLY spefific warning."
  • Eagle-Beak: "WHAT?!"

Inside the Ship's grid.

  • The Droneifived Penguins are destroying the ship's system while chanting "All hail Pang Bing".
  • Xu Boom tears open the wall of the ship and sees the Penguins.....
  • Xu Boom: "..... Uh, Lord Xerxes, is this world suppose to have this artic bird creatures?"
  • Xerxes' voice: "THAT'S THE LOUGERS' COMMANDOS, YOU TWIT?! DON'T LET THEM ESCAPE?!"
  • Xu Boom: "XU BOOM-"
  • Xerxes' voice: "NON-FATALLY?!"
  • Xu Boom: "..... GRAB?!"
  • Skipper: All Hail Pang Bing! ("Good luck with that, bonehead!") (They quickly subdued him and his reinforcements before they could act)...
  • (Xerxes):... Son of a Vellan whore! CAN SOMEONE EVEN BETTER, OR AT THE LEAST KNOWS WHAT HE/SHE IS DOING, PLEASE DEAL WITH THOSE PSYCHOTIC LITTLE BASTARDS?!?
  • Eagle-Beak: (Teleported in) I shall! It's about time I undid something of Pang Bing's! (He uses a legilimancy spell that uses fond memories to snap them back to reality)
  • Private:... By Jove! That was a crazy nightmare... (Sees Eagle-Beak and gets scared)...... Or am I still having it?
  • Skipper:... Anyone, status report?
  • Kowalski: It's clear we've been mind-controlled!
  • Rico: CHEATER!!!
  • Eagle-Beak: Worry not, Penguins. You're safe now.
  • Skipper:... And I'll take a WILD guess that Po got YOU to help us?
  • Eagle-Beak: "That would be correct. And with aide from Miss Gazelle and cautions of Quidelin's well-being in danger of being compromised. And thanks to you lot, I have just lost my desires to deal with Pang Bing myself while not being dragged on a needless goose chase on a possabily unrelated problem!"
  • Skipper: "Sounds to me like you tried to play AWOL on them! It's fine that your focused on the mission, but you did it without permission! Whatever intermediate problem reared it's ugly head, it is essential to make sure it doesn't join the main problem, whether willingy or being forced onto it! I take it Po wasn't able to established proper ground rules other then the words of a truce with you!"
  • ???: It seems so! And QUITE frankly, he's been giving us second thoughts! (The other heroes came in)
  • Eagle-Beak:... (Sighs) Guys, do try to understand-
  • Twilight: Oh, we understand! Did it stinged that badly that we ignored you like you were some kind of idiot that it restorted to THIS?!
  • Eagle-Beak: "To be fair, at least it isn't a premature attempt to walk out of this truce! I was trying to offer a method for you to seek out this lesser threat while my forces and I contend with Pang Bing! I just felt that I needed to make a compromise because I was worried that you were losing sight of the mission!"
  • Rarity: "You mean like how you were afraid of Celestia not looking adiquite enough to deal with Nightmare Moon's return in your eyes?"
  • Eagle-Beak: "Look, I sort've understand your desires to make sure Pang Bing doesn't get worse in your sort of ways, but I was merely trying to offer a way that doesn't leave Pang Bing more dangerious reguardless of whether or not we went after Quack or whatever dark relitive he has or some fire cult who picked a bad time to practice their worship! Also, it wasn't exactly in the deal about dealing with anything other then Pang Bing and the villain teams, so you can't honestly blame me for trying to do what you asked me and my assusiates to do, and-"
  • Rainbow Dash: (Grabs his beak, cartoonishly stretches it, and lets go as it slaps on his face as he screamed in pain) Listen here, Eagle-Beak, it's clear that we NEEDED to establish some ground rules! As the ones who RECRUITED you into this whole shebang, WE make the rules! AND IT WAS PRETTY CLEAR THAT YOU DO AS WE SAY, NO QUESTIONS ASKED!!!
  • Eagle-Beak: "Well I can't help it if my opinion was being ignored in faver of risky flights of fancy! Pretty much the same mistakes that MADE ME A VILLAIN IN THE FIRST PLACE, YOU INSUFFERABLE LESBIAN?!"
  • Rainbow Dash: "I'M NOT GAY?! IN FACT, I KINDA DATED COLTS ONCE OR TWICE?! HECK, I KINDA HAVE THE HOTS FOR SOAREN?! AND I WOULD'VE DATED HIM HAD IT NOT FOR THE FACT THAT HE'S GOING STEADY WITH SPITFIRE!?"
  • Eagle-Beak: "Well your mane color doesn't exactly suggest heteralsexuality!"
  • Rainbow Dash: "ARE YOU IMPLYING THAT RAINBOWS ARE GAY?!"
  • Eagle-Beak: "THE ENTIRE LBGTQ COMMUNITY SEEMS TO THINK SO, WHEN THEY MADE RAINBOW FLAGS?!"
  • Su Ming Cao: Rainbow Dash, Professor, calm down! Despite the fact that not only did we not declare ground rules until it was too late and therefore it was our fault, he had CLEAR reasons. Just like us, he wished to ensure that Pang didn't escalate even further, not just by a slight level, but just excessively enough for the secondary threat to make it twice as worse. It's clear that he knew what he was doing, though not in a way we approved off. And Professor, don't be quick to insult Miss Dash with common assumtions of her oriantation. She's clearly not a fan of these suggestions.
  • Eagle-Beak: "........ Ok, I'll admit, it was, unprofessional of me, reguardless of desires of staying professional, Ironic this clearly is. Perhaps it is also my fault to not respect your infamous tendingcy of never ignoring any threat, related to the main issue or not. And it's obvious that Karma desided to punish me, via 4 additional former slaves of Pang Bing. I meant no entirely intentional disrespect. Again, not being taken seriously or at least being considered lead to me being in this path! I'm clearly not one to take being ignored well."
  • Rainbow Dash: Well, too bad, ya should've thought of that earlier. I say we cast him to Prison 42 right now!
  • Eagle-Beak: And leave yourself vulnerable to Pang's powers? I wouldn't recommend it! It's why you even cohersed me to do this, is it not?
  • Rainbow Dash: Oh, big whoop! We got Su Ming with us. She got them out of that last fight against Pang safe and sound, right?
  • Su Ming Cao: Indeed, I did. But unlike Pang, who had millennia to develop her powers, I merely only had small years to develop my powers, and they're not able to protect us forever. Eagle-Beak has a good point. We cannot dump him because he's had just enough years to develop HIS powers to be on equal level with Pang, if not eternal, but just strong enough to hold up.
  • Fu-Xi: Indeed. Yes, Eagle-Beak was foolish to turn his back on us and teleport us to our location while he deals with Pang, but it was just a small step of caution, nevertheless. We can at least give him credit for that.
  • Po:... He's right, guys. We can't be in two places at once unless we split up, and if we do THAT, we don't act in unison, and therefore, we're vulnerable.... Wow, I just contradicted myself. And frankly, it's so jumbled at this point, I can't even comprehend what point I was supposed to make.
  • Twilight: (Sighs) What Po was TRYING to say is that splitting up, consent or not, is NOT a good option. We need to be in this together.
  • Xerxes: (He and the others came in) The Lony Magi-Lookalike is right! Besides, losing the teleporter is of no true consinquence. You have magic, you could've just teleported them away.
  • Eagle-Beak:... Well, it doesn't matter, anyway. You already stopped me beforehand. But we need to find a way to ensure Pang doesn't escalate to a high degree so that this secondary threat, Quack, a relitive, a cult, or whatever is out there, only makes your concerns even worse.
  • Starlight: "Well he's not, entirely wrong. But it's kinda hard to find an alterturnative to just splitting up. Doing so would risk being ambush by the stronger drones and the capital criminals! And to give Eagle-Beak due credit, it isn't exactly wise to just hope Pang Bing won't capitalised on being ignored at the moment and builds up on her plan, or even organised an ambush should we deal with the smaller problem."
  • Icky: "Well it's not like Pang Bing would be intermediately have to deal with an army of imperials or anything!"
  • Lu Kang: "...... Did I, mentioned that Granddad was gonna come fastionably late to the feast? And he's, likely not gonna be thrilled about the uh..... Current living arrangement."
  • Deadpool: "WHY THE HELL DIDN'T YOU TOLD US BEFORE?!"
  • Lu Kang: "..... It, just came to me? I mean, it IS a family imperial winter feast after all!"
  • Icky: Well, outside of that being a shock to all of us considering we never saw your grandfather... Like, AT ALL, in the entire LOA series... Which is understandable considering, you know, Emperor and all that, then we might be in some deep doo-doo cuz' that might mean Pang has some new hostages just lining themselves up at her table. I bet he's bigger in person than Lu Kang considering-
  • Lu Kang; Yeah, about that. I mean, yeah he has a mean look, but.... You know how my family's mixed spieces?
  • Icky: "Like that little female piglet?"
  • Po: "Her name's Mei Li!"
  • Lu Kanfg: "Well, yes and no, in a sense, cause, her dad's a different emperor from another provience actselly..... What, you think this entire world is run by one emperor? Don't get me wrong, Granddad owned the majority, but he has a series of minor emperors for other lands usually, difficult to keep in touch in light of his.... Issues. That's not to say we're part of the same family. She's actselly my distent cousin."
  • Po: "And Zan and lady Zu Chunhua?"
  • Lu Kang: "My aunt and other cousin. Zan was always such a cutie."
  • Icky: "Tigress might agree with ya, if not outloud..... Though wait.... If the imperial family ranges from pigs, ducks, and buffalo, and your saying that he's NOT that, then...... What exactly IS the guy?
  • Lu Kang:... Promise me your not gonna laugh, cause trust me, he can be pretty indimidating dispite his spieces.
  • Eagle-Beak: "Try us."
  • Lu Kang: "..... Ok...... He's actselly a-"

Capital City

  • (Everyone): (As Pang Bing saw this in her fire) HE'S A WHAT?!?
  • (Kowalski): (Scoffs) WOW! Shocker! Not to sound like I'm making fun of the guy, but for a menacing former ruler of China, I can see why he was never on the show. The Emperor of China in Mulan's world is bigger than him!
  • Pang Bing: "..... Alchourse. I should've figured about the arrival of the former emperor himself."
  • Wu Hu: "D-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d THE FORMER EMPEROR?!"
  • Mama Xei: "OH MY?! HE'S GONNA MASSACRE US?! HIS ARMY IS BY THE MILLIONS?!"
  • Pang Bing: "Indeed. And even if I am able to call back what is left of my controled forces, even that wouldn't be enough. And I know your little gangs can do only so well against imperial armadas. Leave this, to me."
  • A sound of a marching and shouting army is heard.
  • Pang Bing: "..... (Chuckles)..... How amusing. He's right on time."

Outside the capital.

  • Armies of Rhinos formed around the gates of the palace as they bang on sheilds and rythemiticly stomp their spears and pikes on the ground by their flat bottoms, as four body guards, an elephant, an ox, a bull, and surprisingly a female deer, surround a carrage being pulled by them. They stopped, place the carrage down, and formed in an organised line before it.
  • The four bow in respect, as the carrage proceeded to have it's curtains opened.
  • The Former Emperor, in all his glory, is revealed to be a fanged water deer, accompanianed with bitter age, imperial garb, and holding a speical looking sword with dragons marked onto it.
  • The female asian deer helped him down.
  • Female Asian Deer: "We arrived at the capital sir."
  • The Former Emperor: "...... Ba Zing....... Where is my adviser?"
  • A flying squirrel flew in and landed on the Former Emperor's shoulder.
  • The Former Emperor: "...... Chow Dow....... Had you made sure my family doesn't come here?"
  • Chow Dow: "I made sure the rest of the imperial family don't come in time of the crisis. They seemed, disappointed about the Winter Feast being ruined by the witch."
  • The Former Emperor: "..... Worry not, old friend..... I have a plan for this. (Pulls out the dragon marked sword) The Sword of The Ruling Family is as powerful as it is anichent. Made in the times when we were all capable of Chi before a magic user cursed it away until Oogway caused the resurgence age, it is one of the few reminding anichent weapons against magic. Pang Bing would not dare harm me with it around."
  • Chow Dow: "Well, there's, still the matter of the possessed Lodgers. We've been told not all of them left. They kept Lord Shen there, and there's already word of new productions of even more dangerious versons of his trademark cannons. Our forces would not stand well against that."
  • The Former Emperor: "..... That, is what (points to another direction) he, is for."
  • A silluetted sage was seen resting in the tree.
  • The sage came down after hanging on his tail, revealed to be a lizard simular to Master Chao, but old.
  • The Sage: "Why must something have to be wrong for me to see a dear friend once again?"
  • The Former Emperor: "Master Ling, I too wished this had been a better day, but it's clear that my birth right needs to be protected. I refused to let some witch defile my kingdom with her deluded revenge."
  • Master Ling: "..... Was it not already tainted with hate and revenge?" (A rhino scoffed softly until a nightmarish glare from the pre-Emperor made him so scared he went into a bush to urinate)
  • The Former Emperor: "..... That much, is what my Grandson will fix. But he can't be able to do that if there's a dangerious immortal in the way. She must be disposed of."
  • Master Ling: "Even with my aide, your former highness, it may not be so simple."
  • The Former Emperor: "(Looks sternly at Ling with the same look he gave the rhino, but Ling remained unfazed)..... I am now just Kun Lao. I no longer bare the title of emperor..... Nor do I no longer deserve to be addressed as highness or majusty. I only wish to congure this palace in the name of my grandson, and that is all...... I always did had my worries that problems like this would occur. Chow, are you sure there isn't a loophole to allow me to come out of retirement and reclaim the throne?"
  • Chow Dow: "As I explained a thoundson times, there is no loophole, my liege."
  • Kun Lao: "Don't CALL me that, Chow!..... Forgive me, old friend, that's, my anger talking..... Ba Zing, take Sao, Jing, and Fei over the walls and enable us to get inside what was once the imperial family's!"
  • Ba Zing: "Yes sir! Sao, Jing, Fei, on me!?"
  • Ba Zing leaped up dramaticly, as did Sao, the elephant, Jing the Ox, and Fei the bull as they pull out their weapons, Ba Zing the bow and arrow, Sao had a golden gaunlet, Jing had a bigass club, and Fei held two twin pikes! They gotten over the wall and landed behind the gates!
  • Ba Zing turned her attention to the gate.
  • Waves and Waves of the Capital's criminals charged!
  • Ba Zing: "..... Boys, provide me some cover, I'll destroy the gate!"
  • Fei: "Good! (Charges up some Chi power on his pikes) I was itching for a fight anyways?!"
  • Jing: "Yeah, let's get'im!"
  • Sao: "Tally ho, my friends?!"
  • The trio charged and used hidden chi of different colors to smack around the criminals like they're nothing!
  • Ba Zing began to destroy the restraints of the gate!
  • But as she did, suddenly the gate's mechanisums began repairing itself.
  • Ba Zing gasped!
  • Ba Zing: "..... GUYS, THE GATE'S BEEN HEXED TO REPAIR ITSELF?!"
  • Fei: "THEN GET WORKING ON TO OPEN IT ANOTHER WAY, WE'RE COUNTING ON YOU TO LET OUR GUYS IN?!"
  • Jing: "Yeah! Go Ba Zing!"
  • Sao: "We'll hold off these ratscalians off! Find an alternate mean!"
  • Ba Zing say the lever open the gates manually guarded by Xin and Sin.
  • Ba Zing leaped up and with chi powered arrows, knocked out any intersecting crook that tried to get her!
  • Kun Lao saw this and chuckled.
  • Kun Lao: "You trained them well, Ling."
  • Master Ling: "Do not thank me yet, old friend. They still need to past a great test."
  • Xin and Sin blocked Ba Zing's way, as a line of armed thugs charge from behind!
  • Xin: "Your surrounded, imperial whore?!"
  • Sin: "What hope do you have to get around us?!"
  • Ba Zing places away her bow and dons up two speically designed crossbows that look like a marvel hybrid between crossbows and guns!
  • Xin: "DAH?!"
  • Sin: "Ohhhhhh, shit."
  • Ba Zing turned around and began defeating the entire charging thug line!
  • Xin and Sin whimpered like dogs.
  • Ba Zing turned back to the twins and smiled.
  • Xin: "...... Run!"
  • The duo retreated.
  • Ba Zing: "..... Too, easy."
  • Ba Zing was about to pull on the lever, but magic traps her in place!
  • Ba Zing: "WHAT?! NO?!"
  • Xin and Sin came back laughing!
  • Xin: "Didn't ya stop and consider that maybe it was TOO easy?!"
  • Sin: "Like Pang Bing wouldn't figure of you using the lever?!"
  • Ba Zing: "(Stuggles), SAO, JING, FEI?!"
  • The trio saw that Ba Zing was in trouble!
  • Sao: "GENTLEMEN, WALL OF STRENTGH FORMATION?!"
  • Sao had Jing and Fei climbed onto him, as they formed an avatar of a living armor made of chi and charged forth!
  • Xin and Sin saw this and freaked out and jumped out of the way as the avatar arrived at the place where Ba Zing is!
  • Fei: "Worry not Zing, back up has arrived."
  • Sao: "Ahh, speaking of backup, here comes air support."
  • Armies of birds in imperial armor charged forth, lead by three birds, a crane, a vulture, and a parrot!
  • Crane: "FLYERS OF THE SKIES OF CHI BI, ADVANCE?!"
  • Vulture: "PUNISH THE WRONG DOERS SERVELY?!"
  • Parrot: "Uh..... YEAH, WHAT GENERALS JING LING AND JONG HAO SAID?!"
  • Crane (Jing Ling): "..... Honestly, General Jin Hin?"
  • Jin: "What?!"
  • The Bird forces charged in and either lifted crooks from the battle field of they're big, or flew around them and drove them crazy if small!
  • Xin and Jin were harassed by tiny birds!
  • Xin: "GAAAAH YOU BLASTED PESTS?!"
  • Sin: "GET LOST, GET LOST, GET LOST?!"
  • The Avatar used chi to free Ba Zing from the spell.
  • Ba Zing: "Thanks guys!"
  • Ba Zing pulls on the lever, opening the gates!
  • Kun Lao: "(Gets confident)...... Still want me to hold off on thanking you, Ling? Your training of chi to my bodyguards has clearly played well. (To the army) ARMY, FORWORD?!"
  • The Soldiers battle cried as they charged forth!
  • (Pang Bing): "(Evil Laughter)! Well played, your highness! Now it's my turn!"
  • Suddenly, rosing from the ground in magic, is the droneifived Shen, with Wu Hu, and Mama Xei on the cannons!
  • The Soldiers panicledly halted!
  • Wu Hu: "...... Here comes the boom."
  • Shen: "All hail Pang Bing!"
  • Shen aims the cannons at the soldiers!
  • Kun Lao gets concerned!
  • Kun Lao: "Master Ling-"
  • Master Ling: "No need to ask."
  • Master Ling zoomed torwords he battle field and got in front of the soldiers and stood between them and the cannons!
  • The Cannons all fired, but Master Ling used chi and inner peace to be able to redused all projectles to nothing.
  • The Four Bodyguards joined in, appearing behind Ling!
  • Fei: "Well done, master!"
  • Master Ling: "Do not phrase me yet. There is still a challnage ahead of us...."
  • Wu Hu: "Well, well, well..... How ya doing, Ling?"
  • Master Ling: "...... Is it sad to say that I predicted that you would snoop so low, Wu Hu? I know you are still burdened with the failure to protect the young emperor from Tai Lung, but must you snoop to such atrosities?"
  • Wu Hu: "Hey, to be fair, that was because I was FIRED from the position because I couldn't protect the prince! I TRIED to get that brave kid away from here, but he insists on going after that homisideal cat! So, hey, what better way to get even by doing a coup de gra on the empire? A job for a kingdom. Sounds pretty fair to me."
  • Ba Zing: "You I am not so surprised to snoop so low..... But Xei...... Why get involved in this? You were our friend."
  • Mama Xei: "I was, but then, LING HAD TO TAKE MY CHI POWERS AWAY AND RENDERED ME INCAPABLE OF KUNG FU?! So I am forced to have the criminals of the capital to fight FOR ME! I could've been one of the greates bodyguards the emperor could've had! Now, I'm gonna be the one who ended his idiot grandson's rule! And maybe his life if Pang Bing's plans are in any indication!"
  • Fei: "Ya know you can't fight us without Chi, Xei! So you and Wu Hu and the rest of your criminal friends better give up?!"
  • Mama Xei: "Actselly.... Pang Bing was generious enough, to reserved what Ling did. (She started to do some poses and donned tiny but powerful swords for each of her forelimbs and her back legs' spikes get sharper and become more metal! Ling and the 4 gasped) Oh, that's not all darlings...."
  • Wu Hu: "...... It's time, to get wrecked! (Does poses and summons forth too Chi-Powered Wrecking Ball-like chained maces with spikes as their size was great enough to cause a brief earthquake!)..... IT'S COMING LIKE A WREAK-ING BALL?!"
  • Wu Hu began to swing the Wrecking Balls and swung them at Ling and the four, to dodged quickly, as the scared army began to slowly move back.
  • Wu Hu: "..... Awwwwww yeah. Mama Xei, your the best teacher this gang leader can asked for."
  • Mama Xei: "That's a good boy. Now, how's about I deal with Ling, you play with my former colledges."
  • Wu Hu: "Cool, cool."
  • Mama Xei and Wu Hu battle-cried as they charged at Ling and the four, who quickly faced the challnage head-on and began to battle!
  • Kun Lao: "(Turns to see his calvery having arrived)..... General Gao, your late!"
  • General Gao (The horse leader of the horse imperials): "Forgive me, Kun Lao. It was not easy to build on forces on such short notice. The Tactic forces and the Heavy Arms and the Savatours, even our great titan if it has to come to it, will come shortly!"
  • Kun Lao: "Don't tell me something I know, general! Go give our main forces needed moral!"
  • General Gao: "As you wish, sir! CAVERY, HO?!"
  • The Cavery charged, as their arrival boosted the moral of the main army and caused them to charge forth and meet the large criminal waves head on!
  • A wave of monkeys, gibbins, baboons even an organutang or so, all swang forword as they were lead by an old monkey simular to Monkey arrived.
  • Old Monkey: "..... TACTICS FORCE, THROW THE SMOKE BOMBS AND CATCH THE ARMY, OFF GUARD?!"
  • A good Majority of the tactics force began doing that!
  • Old Monkey: "..... FIRE ARCHERS, LAY WASTE TO THEIR SUPPLYS AND ARMORY?!"
  • The Archers did that as the supply depot and the armory were set to flame!
  • Old Monkey: "..... Soon, this witch will learn to fear the name of the stragist, Ki Lo!"
  • The Cannons have aimed at the Tactics forces, Lord Shen preparing another fire, but suddenly, a huge explodtion is heard as a building crumbles down!
  • From the smoke, an army of oxes, bulls, gorillas, big crocs, rams, and the occational large pig, charged forth and began to seriously wreck the cannons!
  • A tattooed Komodo came forth, holding a giant sword on his shoulders.....
  • Komodo: "...... GO FORTH, BROTHERS OF STRENTGH?! MAKE THE WITCH REGRET EVER MESSING WITH THE IMPERIALS, WITH KU KAI BY THEIR SIDE?!"
  • Lord Shen leaped up to the air and peacock called as more cannons rose from the ground, but suddenly, buzzing is heard as ants, and various other insects began taking apart the cannons piece by piece to the point of being rendered useless!
  • A beautiful butterfly appeared by Ki Lo's side.
  • Butterfly: "The savatoshers have honored your plans, Ki Lo."
  • Ki Lo: "Well done, Si Sai. You serve the eimpire well."
  • The Criminals began to do a tactical retreat as the overwealming imperial forces cheer at their victory!
  • Wu Hu and Mama Xei still fought with the four bodyguards and Ling!
  • Fei: "Why don't ya give up, Wu!? Our titan will arrived very soon, your criminal friends are retreating, you only have one mind-controled hero at yer side, face it! Pang Bing has bitten off more then she can chew?!"
  • Wu Hu: "Pfft! This is all part of the plan. She has one more neat little badass trick up her sleve."
  • Lord Shen leaped up to the top of the tower and did another peacock call!
  • Mechanical roars are heard!
  • Suddenly, giant mechanical dragons simular to Dragutha XIV, but with heads resembling Shen's cannons, began to surround the area from all sides, each the size of Ke-Pa!
  • Wu Hu: "Ya would be amazed on what villain team tec, the genius imagination of a peacock, AND making new skematics based on what Pang Bing found in Meng Tao's mind, can do if plently of free time on your shoulders. We call them...... Shen Dragons."
  • The Shen Dragons all began to open their moves as cannons were seen inside of them, ready to fire at will!
  • Wu Hu: "..... I know..... We ARE badass."
  • Another roar is heard as well as stomps!
  • Master Ling: "..... You may have giant robotic monsters...... But we..... Have a natrol beast."
  • A large figure stomped into the battle field and caused major smoke! It reveiled to be a halk-sized albino gorilla!
  • Master Ling: "...... Say hello to our Titan..... Yuan, the Mountain King."
  • Yuan did an incredable roar!
  • Sin: AW, COME ON, TIME OUT!!!
  • Yuan: (Crushing Xin and Sin into the ground with his fist as they yipped in pain) NO TIME OUTS!!!
  • Sin:... Ow!
  • A Shen Dragon attempted to fire at Yuan, but he grabbed it, not even bothered by the flames, and tossed it back into the Shen Dragon's cannon, blowing it up!
  • Yuan: "MOUNTAIN KING CRUSH ALL ENEMIES OF EMPIRE?! YUAN TEAR OFF WREAKING BALL ELEPHANT'S HEAD?!"
  • Wu Hu: "I, was really afraid he was gonna say that."
  • ???: "Enough!"
  • Kun Lao was walking forth as his forces bowed to him, even Yuan having the self awarence of who Kun is, as Wu Hu and Xei stared on, and are quickly concerned with the Emperor's procession of the Sword of the Ruling Family.
  • Wu Hu: "T-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-the Sword of the Ruling Family?! You, YOU BROUGHT THAT HERE?! THAT'S, THAT'S AN ANTI-MAGIC WEAPON, FROM THE OLD DAYS OF WHEN EVERYONE HAD CHI?!"
  • Mama Xei: "YOU HAVE SUCH NERVE TO BRING A WEAPON CREATED BY YOUR DISGRACEFUL ANSISTER, THE EMPEROR THAT ENCOURAGED MAGIC DISCRIMINATION AND HURT PANG BING?!"
  • Kun Lao: "...... It may not be the greatest reminder of my family. But this sword was long redeemed of it's intended uses. This sword helped my other more nobler ansisters, and my forefathers and my father, and myself, to do great things! This sword, stopped a mongolian invadtion and inspired their leaders to consider negosiations! This blade slayed a corrupted Dragon God! This blade would even put the sword of heroes to a great humbling shame! This sword might and power in chi, can be brighter then the sun and can be seen in this universe and beyond in incredable glory! And watch, as what it can do, to your mitresses', MISERABLE ABOMINATIONS?!"
  • Kun Lao held the sword high as it dunned a great and powerful chi blade, and he proceeded to decapitate all of the Shen Dragons!
  • This place Wu Hu and Xei in fear! And it placed great confidence to Kun's bodyguards, his generals, his army, and his hiding and cheering adviser, as well as earnig the cheers and phrase of the civilians witnessing all this!
  • Kun Lao returned the sword back to normal, and calmly aimed at the cowerding Wu Hu and Xei!
  • Kun Lao: "..... Now, kindly stop wasting my time, and bring Pang Bing here..... I want to settle this with her, personally."
  • Lord Shen was seen in the shadows, waiting to pounce.
  • Wu Hu: "Wha, wha, what makes you think Pang Bing would show up, knowing what you process?!"
  • Kun Lao: "If she has any compassion for your miserable lives, she'll show!"
  • Wu Hu: "...... You...... You..... Your not being serious, are ya?!"
  • Mama Xei: "You, you would exicute your old friends, just to get at Pang Bing?!"
  • Kun Lao: "It's either her, or you. (Outload) PANG BING?! IF YOU EVEN HAVE THE SLIGHTEST COMPASSION FOR THESE SORRY THUGS, SHOW YOURSELF NOW?!"
  • (Pang Bing): "Are you sure you want to? Besides, aren't you, missing someone?"
  • Lord Shen came from nowhere, pounced onto Kun Lao as he began to fight him, as Wu Hu resumed battling Kun's bodyguards to keep them from helping Kun as Xei resumed battling Ling who tried to free Shen from Pang Bing's control!
  • As this happens, the soldiers noticed that the Shen Dragons are being magicly repaired.
  • Ki Lo: "...... WE MUST STOP THE SHEN DRAGONS FROM BEING REPAIRED?!"
  • Si Sai: "WHERE'S QUACK?!"
  • Ku Kai: "No don't the magic freak is too busy with some kind of spell! Anyway, we don't nessersarly need him! Yuan! Help my brothers break the Shen Dragons badly enough that the witch can't easily repair them?!"
  • Yuan: "MOUNTAIN KING, SMASH!?"
  • Yuan leaped up and began attacking a repairing Shen Dragon as more heavy forces charged and began to do damage to the Shen Dragons!
  • Kun and Shen were fighting!
  • Kun Lao: "LORD SHEN, AS THE ONCE EMPEROR, I ORDER YOU TO SNAP OUT OF IT?! YOU ARE UNDER THE SPELL OF AN EVIL WITCH?! I KNOW THE PANDA MADE YOU BETTER THEN THIS?!"
  • Lord Shen: "ALL, HAIL, PANG BING?!"
  • Lord Shen and Kun Lao kept fighting!
  • Kun Lao: "DON'T FORCE MY HAND, PEACOCK?! YOUR PARENTS WERE MY CLOEST FRIENDS?! I WOULD DISHONOR THEM IF I SLAIN THEIR SON WITH THE SOWRD OF THE RULING FAMILIES?! IT'S TOO POWERFUL TO BE USED ON YOU?!"
  • Lord Shen: "ALL, HAIL, PANG BING?!"
  • Kun Lao: "I MEAN IT THAT I DO NOT WANT TO SLAY A SON, ESPEICALLY AFTER HOW I LOST MIND, BUT I WARN YOU?! I WILL NOT BE AFRAID TO SPILL ANYONE'S BLOOD IF IT MEANS PROTECTING MY FAMILY?! YEILD NOW, OR PREPARE TO BE REUNITED WITH YOUR PARENTS, SHEN?!"
  • Lord Shen: "ALL HAIL PANG BING?!"
  • Kun Lao: "....... Then my reguards to poor miss Kairi."
  • Kun Lao was charging up the sword again, but Shen grabbed onto the sword as the two began to struggle for it!
  • Kun Lao: "LET, GO, PEACOCK?!"
  • Lord Shen: "ALL HAIL PANG BING?!"
  • Kun Lao: "AND STOP SAYING THAT?! I KNOW YOUR A HYPNOTISED ZOMBIE, BUT HONESTLY, THAT PHRASE IS STARTING TO GET REPETITIVE?!"
  • Lord Shen kicked Kun Lao off and attained the Sword of the Ruling Family!
  • Kun Lao fell to the ground and tumbled about.
  • Lord Shen was chackling as Boss Wolf came forth.
  • Shen dropped the ground to B.W.'s feet.
  • Kun Lao: "..... NO?! NO?! DON'T YOU DARE?!"
  • Boss Wolf paid no mind, being a drone, and lifted his hammer over where the sword was positioned!
  • Kun Lao quickly got up and charged, as everyone began to noticed what was going on!
  • Kun Lao: "NO, NO!?"
  • Boss Wolf: "...... All Hail..... PANG BING?!"
  • Boss Wolf used the hammer to smash the sword, where apawn so, the power inside it was released as it disapated, it's engery freed from the sword.
  • Kun Lao, was greatly demoralised, as he got onto his knees and hands, struggling to fight back tears of his failure.
  • All of the imperial force were demoralised, as Wu Hu, Mama Xei, and the other criminals smiled as they know they won.
  • The Drone Shen and Boss Wolf turned and kneeled before the arriving Pang Bing.
  • Pang Bing approuched Kun Lao.....
  • Pang Bing: "...... How sad for you...... You lost a piece of your legacy...... No skin off of my nose. One less horrendus weapon against magic. You were a worthy oppendent, your majusty, but I rose above as your superior."
  • Kun Lao looked angerly at Pang Bing got up and charged and aimed to punch her!
  • Pang Bing grabbed his offending fist, spun him around and twisted his arm in a painful way!
  • Kun Lao screamed in pain!
  • This shocked all of Kun Lao's followers and the citizens, who quickly began to disverse to avoid Pang Bing's wrath.
  •  Pang Bing: "...... Now, it is YOUR turn to know what is like to lose what you had love! I will revise my last attempt, only I will use a spell to make my own eclise so I can take the emperor's power and become strong enough to create a wave not only capable to spread here, but all of the universes as well! Both good and evil will be subjected to my whims!"
  • Master Ling donned a determined face.
  • Master Ling: "...... You have not yet won, Pang Bing. You will not evade justice yet."
  • Ling's bravery was enough to restore faith in the bodyguards, the generals, and the armies, espeically the raging Yuan who's growling!
  • Pang Bing: "..... Is that a fact, Master Ling?"
  • Master Ling: "I challnage you to a duel, of someone with equil power to chi as you are great in magic. If you are still angery at the sins of our ansisters, then take it out on someone who can still defend himself. It's time for Chi to redeem it's sins against magic, by dealing with the monster it did not mean to create. Kun's family is punished enough. I will make sure their suffering ends."
  • Pang Bing: "...... Challnage accepted, you old dinosaur. Wu!"
  • Pang Bing force pushes Kun to Wu Hu, whi grabs him!
  • Wu Hu: "S'up, Emperor Snaggle Tooth? Bet your gonaa wish you never fired me for what happened, am I right?"
  • Mama Xei: "AND I bet he's not so proud of THREATENING OUR LIVES?!"

This song played as Pang Bing and Master Ling faced off.

11

11. Shifu Faces Tai Lung - Hans Zimmer (Kung Fu Panda Soundtrack)

  • Master Ling: "...... Please stop while you still can, Pang Bing. There are those that don't want you to stay on this path. You do deserve better then what happened to you. You can still be given a better life."
  • Pang Bing: "I AM going to make a better life..... For everyone, whether they understand it or not! What I am doing is the only way the universes can become a better place?!"
  • Master Ling: "If you truely think this, then prepare to be proven wrong...."
  • Pang Bing: "...... (Chuckles)...... So is THAT how it's going to be?"
  • Master Ling: "Sadly, in order to stop this madness..... It must."
  • Master Ling enteres a chi fighting pose as he turns his Oogway-like staff into a chi sythe.
  • Pang Bing yowled.........
  • Pang Bing leaped up into te air and casted a fireball the size of a meteor! She threw the large ball at Ling as he split it in two, only to meet a blast to the head by Pang afterward
  • Pang Bing... Magic has been in pain for SO long! Chi,  evenryually Kung Fu, have made it all but weak enough for anybody to give a damn about it or it's followers! I was unjustly condemned to the life of misery because of the cruelty of others?! BECAUSE YOU WERE AFRAID THAT MAGIC WOULD HURT YOUR PRECVIOUS POWERS AND MARTICAL ARTS LIKE COWERDS, TOO AFRAID OF IT'S WELL BEING OF SOMETHING THAT WILL NEVER HURT IT?! WHAT COMPLETE AND UTTER, WEAKNESS?!
  • Ling: FINDING A NEW CHOICE OF COMBAT AND POWER IS NOT WEAKNESS!! You used to know that once until whatever outside force clouded your mind!
  • Pang Bing: You know nothing about me! You never know the pain of discrimination?! You don't know what it's like, to lose your family because something you believed in that others don't understand?!
  • Ling: I know that this is NOT the Pang Bing who wished to show magic could do good! You were once as pure-hearted as any other cat across the UUniverses! Cats are heralded for reasons such as their pure hearts and their boldness!
  • Pang Bing: Oh, sure! Is THAT why so many people like them and yet MY family was the exception and were thus treated with no respect? No! Back then, when my family was begging for mercy from the Emperor we thought would respect us and would unconditonally protect us, what did he do?... WHAT DID HE DO?!?... He shunned us like all the rest!
  • Ling: Magic was something that mortals could hardly understand back then, that was not the Emperor's fault!
  • Pang Bing: Not HIS FAULT?!? ARE EVEN TALKING ABOUT THE SAME EMEPEROR WHO ENCOURAGED MAGIC DISCRIMINATION AS A PUBBLISTY STUNT?! The title of Emperor was supposed to be the one who was obligated to do what was best for everyone in China, reguardless of majority or minority origins! And yet he disgraced his ENTIRE lineage permanently by prosecuting MY FAMILY BECAUSE OF THE DEMONIC INVENTION OF XENOPHOBIA, AND THAT TWAT'S OWN SELF-INDULGENT GREED!! (As she attacked Ling with multiple spells) WHAT KIND OF SICK PEOPLE WOULD ALLOW A BONEHEAD LIKE HIM INTO POWER?!? WHO WAS THERE TO SAY THAT A POSITION OF POWER HAD TO BE EARNED?!? WHO WAS THERE AVAILABLE TO CALL THAT DISGRACE OUT OF PROSECUTION?!?
  • Ling: (As he reflected several magic bolts in slow motion)... NOBODY HAS EVER BEEN PERFECT IN THE PAST, NOBODY HAS BEEN NOW, AND NOBODY WILL EVER BE IN THE FUTURE!! IT WAS NOBODY'S DECISION BACK THEN TO STAND UP TO THE EMPEROR OF THAT TIME! THAT EMPEROR, LIKE THE OTHERS BEFORE LU KANG, DECLARED THAT TREASON IN ANY SHAPE OR FORM WAS PUNISHABLE BY DEATH! CHINA HAS NEVER BEEN PERFECT IN TERMS OF THE NICE DEPARTMENT!!! Lu could've changed all that, had you not decided to emphasize the past people's fears and make them justified!
  • Pang Bing: HOW DARE YOU?!? THE PEOPLE BACK THEN ARE GONE, AND THANK GOD! THEY ARE ALL IN HELL, AND THEY VERY WELL DESERVE TO ROT DOWN THERE FOR ALL I CARE! And as for Lu Kang's crowning, I say too little too late! Magic has been nothing but squandered by the time that IDIOT came into power! I planned this for thousands of years so that when a new generation came, they would know that magic should be RESPECTED and not treated with scorn and prejudice! Prejudice and xenophobia is still a problem, and it MUST be cleansed not just on this world, but ALL OTHERS! AND I WILL NOT REST UNTIL THAT IS SO!
  • Ling: YOU ARE FIGHTING A SELF-DEFEATING BATTLE HERE, PANG! NOBODY IS GOING TO RESPECT MAGIC AFTER THE IRRESPONSIBLE THINGS YOU'RE DOING WITH IT! THAT'S GOING TO MAKE YOUR TERRIBLE PAST LOOK JUSTIFIED! AND WE ARE OFFERING A BETTER SOLUTION! YOU ARE BETTER THAN THIS, PANG! YOU CAN DO SO MUCH WITH THIS POWER! I WANNA SEE THE PANG WHO WANTED THE BEST TO COME FROM MAGIC, AND WISHED TO SEE IT BLOSSOM LIKE IT DID IN THE GOLDEN DAYS OF CREATION!!
  • Pang Bing: TOO LATE!! (They continued fighting as Pang got the upper hand until she eventually charged her powers up higher as she engulfed herself in blue flames and started to overwhelm Ling even further) WHATEVER I DID, I DID TO MAKE CHINA A BETTER PLACE!!! TO EARN THE ADMIRATION ALL, EVEN THAT BULL-HEADED EMPEROR?! AND THIS IS THE THANKS HE AND ALL OTHERS GAVE ME! RENDERING ME TO DO THINGS THE HARD WAY! TELL ME HOW PROUD THE GODS OF THE UUNIVERSES ARE TO THIS ROTTEN EXCUSE OF A LIFE HE CREATED, LING!!! (Constantly shocks Ling) TELL ME!! (Ling was getting weaker as his powers started fading) TELL MEEEEE!!! (She unleashed a final blow that knocked Ling into common objects as he was too weak to continue fighting as Pang cooled down)
  • Wu Hu: "Wow. That was, dramatic as all hell."
  • Ling:... You think we don't wanna fix the past, Pang? You think we don't understand the pain you're going through? Why do you think even Oogway wished to see magic be given a limelight? He knew the situations like yours back then, and even HE was brave enough to challenge an Emperor once or twice. He wished for the best of this country. He didn't want people like you to fall into this terrible fate. He cared for all people in the world, and never wished for any harm to come to them. He knew that everyone was unique in special ways, and had he been alive at that time, he would've had the Emperor rightfully punished for indulging on people's fears, and his, less then desirable deseration for public image that he would encourage such things. If it's any consolation, even Kun Lao denounces that Emperor for his self entitled, and the branch of that emperor's family, long denounced. So, in regards to his spirit... I'm sorry you had to be rendered this way!
  • Pang:... (Powered up again and Force-choked him) I DON'T WANT ANY APOLOGY! I SAID 'TOO LATE'!
  • Ling: It's, AHHK, IT'S NEVER TOO LATE TO, AHHK, TO DO SOMETHING BETTER! IF YOU, AAHHHKK, KEEP DESECRATING MAGIC LIKE THIS, AHHHK, YOU WILL NEVER SEE MAGIC GETTING THE RECOGNITION IT DESERVES! (Pang drew her claws) NEVER...AHHHKK...NEVER!!!
  • Pang Bing: (She strangles him into unconsciousness)... We'll see about that! And we certainly have, because I have proven that magic is, and always will be, stronger than chi because the oppression it left on magic just gives it strength! I am doing this for all the poor souls who suffered prejudice! Nobody will ever suffer like that again in a few days!
  • The Soldiers, the Bodyguards, the generals, even Yuan, are ultamately demoralised!
  • Pang Bing: ".... And now..... To claim my prize. (Prepares to get into the position of her mind control spell)..."
  • ???: "OY?!"
  • Pang Bing: "WHAT?! (Looks to see Grimoors, seemingly by himself)....."
  • Grimoors: "...... You have been a BAD kitty."
  • Pang Bing: "....... And, you are?"
  • Grimoors: "I, be Grimoors the Nasty Mouthed! I be choosen as the contemporary herold for the High Council forces aiming at putting you in your bloodly place. And frankly, they ain't thrilled of you bamboosling thier labdogs and several villains like ya just did, and I don't think they'll be too happy about you breaking the bloodly emperor's arm and beating a chi master to submission! So I'm gonna give ya the friendly advice of quitting while your ahead, and free yer slaves before we take them for ya ourselves. And trust me, the High Council are the same people that defeated the bloodly darkspawn, and they allied themselves with heroes and ex-villains of this universe and beyond, and trust me, when they put their heads togather, not even freaky not-dragons are gonna do much to them! Make yer choice, pussy cat!"
  • Pang Bing: "....... Go back to your masters and inform them that they're just another obiscle that I'll conjure if they go through with this. I defeated the previous emperor of china, I defeated a Chi Master, I EVEN DEFEATED THIER MESSIAH CHAMPION?!"
  • Grimoors: "That part was mostly because that Quack-up picked a bad time to use his magic to punish people! Trust me, had it not been for Quacky, that african elk woud've been able to long stop ya before he could even arrive! What happened, wasn't a real Uniter exspearienced."
  • Pang Bing: "..... Admitingly true. But make no mistake. Even when this ineditable rematch comes to pass, the Uniter will STILL bow down to my power! Now I suggest you go on your marry way back to your masters, or else I'll have to include you into my long line of slaves?!"
  • Wu Hu: "That is, if your not too fucked up from the Shen Dragons."
  • The Shen Dragons, after having completed their magic restoration, aimed at Grimoors' location.
  • Grimoors: "..... I see you prefer to do things the hard way. Good..... More action for me and my mates I suppose. Very well, Pangy, this herold's on his way.... However, I wished to collect a few things..... But first, this parting word."
  • Pang Bing: "What?"
  • Grimoors: "NIGHT FURY?!"
  • Pang Bing: "Night what?"
  • A Blast was seen on a Shen Dragon as it fell apart again, to Pang Bing's surprise!
  • Pang Bing: "WHAT?!"
  • The Dragon Riders flew in!
  • Snotlout: "WOOOO-HOOO?! YEAH!? REAL DRAGONS ONE, FAKES, ZERO?!"
  • Pang Bing: "WHAT?!"
  • Wu Hu: "Yo Shen Dragons! Take care of those guys?!"
  • The other Shen Dragons turned to the dragon riders!
  • Suddenly, Valka and Gobber came on on their dragons and did serious damage to them!
  • Gobber: "I believe the score is 2-0 now!"
  • Pang Bing snarled?!
  • Pang Bing: "I WASN'T ABLE TO PREPARE FOR THIS?! WU-HU, GET THE PREVIOUS EMPEROR OUT OF HERE?!"
  • Wu Hu was going to such that, but Algor, Amutt, and Stomper stood in his way.....
  • Wu Hu: "...... What the, where'd you guys came-"
  • Stomper puches Wu Hu out, rendering him unconjustus!
  • Kun Lao: "What, how, why, WHAT IS THE MEANING OF THIS?!"
  • Amutt: "Saving your life is the meaning."
  • Kun Lao: "No, wait! I would've been able to free myself from that elephant and (his arm brings pain as he whinced)!?"
  • Algor: "..... No intentional disrespect, but your in no position for anything."
  • Stomper picks up Kun Lao!
  • Kun Lao: "PUT ME DOWN, YOU HAIRLESS APE?!"
  • Stomper: "I'd been called worse."
  • Pang Bing: "NO?! XEI, GET YOUR MEN TO STOP THIS?!"
  • Mama Xei: "BOYS, and any possable women, MAKE MAMA PROUD?!"
  • The Criminals charged after the rescuing trio.
  • Algor: "Do NOT dare challnage the ruler of Kratos, normals!"
  • Criminal 1: "Bah! You could be from the underworld and it wouldn't make a difference! You'll be future puppets to Pang Bing soon enough!"
  • Algor: HAH! Good luck with that! I'm one of the Superiors that can resist mental abilities! And if you think they can get to me because they're magic because it's one of Superman's weaknesses DESPITE his own psychic shield, then don't be encouraged. We've had our OWN magic challenges in the past.
  • Amutt: "Plus, the great Amutt is a servent to no evil!"
  • Criminal 2: "Then explain that giant scorpain, dog man!?"
  • The Criminals laughed!
  • Amutt: "Insults will get you nothing. Stand aside, or suffer a once great preist lord's wrath!"
  • Criminal 3: "Ya don't scare us?!"
  • Suddenly, a bright light glowed and blinded the criminals, as the Light came from Celestia!
  • Ki Lo: "..... A flying horse? Now I've seen everything."
  • Celestia casted a teleportation spell that evacuated the imperial forces and all other allies!
  • Pang Bing yowled in anger......
  • Wu Hu came through and saw Pang Bing infuriated......
  • Pang Bing: "...... I'll be in my chambers. Incrise our defences for a future attack."
  • Pang Bing teleported away.
  • Wu Hu: "..... All right, people, you heard her, show's over, back to work!"
  • The Criminals proceeded to do that.

Elsewhere.

  • Kun Lao: "UNHAND ME AT ONCE?! I HAD PANG BING RIGHT WHERE I HAD HER?! I COULD'VE BEEN ABLE TO GET HER!?"
  • Ba Zing: "My lord, I mean no disrespect, but we clearly lost! The High Council and thier allies saved us! Please be grateful!"
  • Kun Lao: "GRATEFUL?! I WAS ROBBED OF MY ABILITY TO RECLAIM MY FAMILY'S BIRTHRIGHT?! I WAS CLOSE TO BEING ABLE TO DEFEAT THAT MONSTER FOR GOOD?!"
  • Celestia: "That is, what we wish to talk to you about. As a member of the High Council, I can't say I approved of your method of seeking out Pang Bing."
  • Kun Lao: "What is THAT suppose to mean?!"
  • Hiccup: "Well, you threatened two of her friends for one, of which were once YOUR friends!"
  • Kun Lao: "What're you trying to gain from this?!"
  • Celestia: We're trying to say that Pang Bing is FAR from the cat who was inches close to dominating China, even further than the dreaded Ke-Pa! Her powers can evolve now, and they can become so powerful, even the sword you possessed couldn't have saved you. If we're going to stop Pang Bing, we need a much better strategy.
  • Kun Lao: And what exactly would YOU suggest, you're so wise?
  • Celestia: Well, for starters, you may have to get yourself acquainted with the heroes that are out there preparing to face Pang with a FAR better plan than just barreling into the threat.
  • Snotlout: Exactly, shorty! You may have a scary face, as we've heard, but if you're not the Emperor of China, all it does is make a rhino piss his pants.
  • Astrid: Not to mention you're water deer. They're pretty small in terms of combat, and I doubt even those fang-like tusks of yours couldn't even put a dent in Pang.
  • Kun Lao: HOW DARE YOU?!?
  • Hiccup: We dare because we saved you from making a big mistake. We need to figure this out. First, we must bring you to the remaining Lodgers who are on their way to Quack's home.
  • Celestia: Plus, you MAY be surprised with what I have learned about his TRUE identity.
  • Kun Lao: (Got angry, but calmed himself down)... Very well, then! Surprise me! (They flew off)

Quack's Abandoned City.

  • Quack's mercenaries are everywhere on the city.
  • The Heroes hid hidden in the shadows.
  • Po: "There it is..... The fallen City of Magic.... The greatest victim of magic discrime!"
  • Eagle-Beak: "...... You do realise that's not an actual word?"
  • Po: ".... Well, it should, I mean.... Saying the full word is, kinda a mouthful."
  • Xerxes: "..... The wizard has indeed surrounded himself with quite an army of mercenaries."
  • Eagle-Beak: "And I sensed that he agumented them to be stronger then what they're capable of. To Blot's dismay, going gun-ho is inadvisable. Not even Xerxes' army would be an adiquite match!"
  • Icky: "So, how exactly are we gonna get pass these a-holes?"
  • Loxford: "Tis nothing good ol' fastion live bait would not fix."
  • Icky: "(Sarcasticly) Oh great idea, Iago clone number 207!"
  • Loxford: "Well if you have a bet-ter suggestion, mon cheri, I would like to here it!"
  • Pinkie: "He's not a cherry."
  • Loxford: "Will you stop that with that joke?!"
  • Pinkie: "What joke? I am just pointing out that we're not cherries. Why do french people keep calling us that?"
  • Everyone facepalms.
Epic "Mass Facepalm"

Epic "Mass Facepalm"

  • Loxford: "Just for that, you imbacile, you are le bait!"
  • Icky: "Could you please NOT do the french word for 'the', it gives me bitter memories of Le Ratass."
  • Ratpture: "You met Mon Capitan Le Rat?! He was my ex capitan, before...... He, fired me for my cheese obcession."
  • Lucy: "Oh it's not like it got your old crew in trouble or anything."
  • Ratpture: ".... Actselly......"

Flashback.

  • (Ratpture): On one of our pirate raids, we were at rough odds with our enemies. They were pinning us down good. They were geting the treasure we stole from them back from us. Unfortunately, thanks to me, things went a little south.
  • Mon Capitan Le Rat: LE DO SOMETHING, RAT!!!
  • Ratpture: LET ME THINK, PLEASE!! (He finds something, but when it first seems like he's staring at a flame barrel that he could easily shoot, he instead found a pack of cheese sticks as he started munching on them cartoonishly clearing it like a tornado and burped after finishing them as one of the soldiers looked at him)... (He shot at him, but the soldier's Kevlar protected him as he gassed him, causing him to cough into subconsciousness as, in his blurred vision, he saw his fellow mates being overwhelmed...

Later...

  • Ratpture: (He woke up on the ship as everyone was angry at him, including the Captain)... Oh, hey, guys! You saved me! (Discovered he was in a cannon)... HEY, WHA?!?
  • Mon Capitan Le Rat: You have failed me for the LAST time, le Rat!
  • Ratpture: WHAT?!? DID WE GET ANY TREASURE?!?
  • Rat Pirate #1: Oh, we got treasure alright! (Takes out one measly coin)... And it cost us MOST OF OUR CREW!!!
  • Rat Pirate #2: YOU HAD AN OPPORTUNITY WIDE OPEN AND GIFT-WRAPPED FOR YOU IN THE FORM OF THAT FLAME BARREL, AND YOU DIDN'T TAKE ADVANTAGE OF IT IN FAVOR OF A SILLY TREAT OF CHEESE!!!
  • Mon Capitan Le Rat: Therefore, for robbing us of our last le hope of le success with your cheese obsession, you are hereby kicked out of our crew, AND banished! Oh, wait, did I say banished? I meant le sentenced to be shot as far as you can go until you hit le water and drown, or most likely get eaten by le sharks.
  • Fat Pirate Rat: No, you aren't, capitan! You said you wanted to surprise him into thinking he was gonna die by launching him to one of the worst islands of Destiny Islands! (Chuckles) Steel-trap this noggin is!
  • Mon Capitan Le Rat:... Thank you, me le hearty! (He does something off-camera as Ratpture was disgusted)... HAH! consider THAT a crazy experience having your tail shoved up your le a** and through your digestive le tract and out of your mouth and hung on the le flag! The next stupid act is going to be le WORSE!
  • Ratpture: (Sighs)
  • Mon Capitan Le Rat: Firing in 3...2... OH, JUST FIRE! (They did that as he screamed horribly as he flew off and two dolphins looked in the sky)
  • Dolphin #1: Make a wish, honey!
  • (Deadpool): How did you know about the parts you weren't there for?
  • (Ratpture): What parts I weren't there for?
  • (Deadpool):... I don't even know why I asked!
  • (Ratpture): And so, I was launched to a pirate-infested island on Destiny Islands where it was hard for me to fit in)
  • Pirate #1: RAAAAAAAAT!!!
  • Pirate #2: KILL IT, KILL IT, KILL IT, KILL IT, KILL IT! (He kept yelling this as everyone tried to kill Ratpture when stealing cheese as knives and objects were thrown at him and he ran in the same fashion as Remy in the Ratatouille trailer, actually ending at the part where the scene stopped for a bit, as Ratpture was seen with his eye-patch as he secured his food)
  • Ratpture: (Crying)... At least... It was worth it! (Cries as he munches his food)
  • (Ratpture): Sure enough, when I was stealing from Captain Blot himself and he caught me, I expected him to do something terrible to me! But instead...
  • Captain Blot:... Well, you got SOME nerve, rat, stealing my jalapeno peppers and grog. But I came out on top!
  • Slyler: Let's roast him rotisserie style, boss! I'm STARVING!!!
  • Frank: KILL THE PEST!!
  • Crazy Fry: YEAH, LET'S KILL THAT PEST, EAT HIS ENTRAILS, STUFF HIS BODY WITH STUFFING, AND CHOOSE WHO EATS HIM!! (Everyone was giving him 'WTF' faces)... What?
  • Captain Blot:... You know what? I'M the captain here! Anyone ELSE here wanna play CAPTAIN?!? (Everyone was shocked)... Good! So I decide what to do with this little snot! (Ratpture was shocked and braced himself for the end)... Well, he nearly escaped with those peppers. He could be useful in a manner of ways. After all, rats are MASTER thieves!
  • Ratpture:... You... You're not gonna kill me?
  • Captain Blot: "Well, it depends on alot of things really. Perhaps it's only as long as you continue to be of worth."
  • Ratpure: "(Gulp)..... Fair enough."

Flashback ends.

  • Icky: "...... Wow, I know Le Rat was a total dick, but, he fired you from a cannon because of a screw up?"
  • Captain Blot: "Yeah, we pirates ain't known for firing failures with grace."
  • Gazelle: "Or with decenty for that matter."
  • Captain Blot: "Oh-ho-ho, you'd hanged out with that boy scout of a purple dragon alright."
  • Gazelle: "I'm actselly speaking on my own terms, but I'm glad to hear that my opinion is islolated here."
  • Loxford: "Par-don me, but we are getting le-side-tracked! The Pink horse is to be the le distraction, then-"
  • Icky: "Ok, stop! Forgive me for being a Grammer Nazi here, but you tecnecally said "The" twice, one english, one french. Come one, even Le Rat wasn't THAT bad with his french!"
  • Loxford: "You are missing le point you le insufferable prehistoric baffoon?!"
  • Icky: "I'm just saying that I ain't a fan of the assassination of the french languise like that! That'd be like Gazelle saying "El" all the time, the spanich word for "the"! It gets repetitive, it looks like your an ill-litterate idiot, and frankly, it sounds racist to your wound culture saying the in french all the damn time!"
  • Loxford: "HOW DARE YOU ACCUSE ME OF THAT, YOU IGNORAMUS PRE-HISTORY LE FOOL!? I-"
  • Blot grabbed Loxford's beak as the group head from prying Merc eyes.....
  • Mercenary: "........ Must be the wind..... A strangely, french wind."
  • The Mercenary left.
  • Blot: "...... Well it's a good thing the goos didn't made these guys smarter."
  • Loxford: "..... For le sake of, reference, I am ignoring le prehistoric idiot! As I was saying the pink horse will distract them and-"
  • Pinkie: "On it!"
  • Pinkie zooms off!
  • Loxford: "I wasn't done yet you-...... Dah, who am I kidding, she's not part of the crew anyway."
  • Applejack: "(Sarcasticly) Nice to know about yer priorities, you bird of piracy."
  • Pinkie screeched to a halt in front of a surprised gang of mercenaires!
  • Mercerary 1: "WHAT THE...... A little horse?"
  • Mercenary 2: "A pink horse with a tattoo on her butt?"
  • Mercerary 3: "OH, OH, IT'S PINKIE PIE?! (The other Merceraries stared at him.....)..... Not that, I would know."
  • Pinkie: "Who wants to know how to make CUPCAKES?!"
  • Mercenary 1: ".... Real cupcakes, or is it gonna be like that awful tale about you being-"
  • Pinkie: "REAL Cupcakes!"
  • Mercenary 4: "What're you idiots doing!? Can't you see she's clearly being-"
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MLP Pinkie Pie's Cupcake Song (No Watermarks)(w Lyrics in Description)

  • Pinkie made cupcakes for the mercenaires, who were enjoying them!
  • Mercenary 3: "MMm, MMM, That' why your best pony Pinkie Pie! (The other Mercenaires stared at him again.)....... Not that, I would know."
  • ???: "WHAT'S GOING ON HERE?!"
  • A big brutish mercenary leader was seen.
  • Mercenary Leader: "AND WHY IS THEIR A NAKED PINK HORSE HERE?!"
  • Mercenary 3: "She's Pinkie Pie, a lovable party pony from the magical land of Equestia! (The other mercs stared at him again)..... Not that, I would know."
  • Mercenary leader: "...... (Facepalms and moans)!...... IDIOTS?! Capture that alien and bring her to Quack for questioning!"
  • Mercenary 3: "Uh, yes sir! (To Pinkie Quietly) Can I get an authograth?"
  • Mercenary Leader: "OOOOOOOOOOH?! NOW, YOU IDIOTS?!"
  • The Mercs grab Pinkie.
  • Mercenary Leader: "About time you twits did SOMETHING right?!"
  • The Mercenary Leader lead the gate troop through the gates.
  • Loxford: "...... Voila! We have le enterence!"
  • Rainbow Dash: "But Pinkie's in trouble now, you uninventive Iago clone!"
  • Loxford: "Tis a le noble sacrivice. Pink Horse will be missed. Now, let us move on and-"
  • Eagle-Beak: "Loxford! I do believe we owe the heroes an apology and find a way to get the pink idiot!"
  • Loxford: "With all due respect, tis her own fault for not paying attention to me!"
  • Eagle-Beak: "..... Blot?"
  • Blot gabbed Loxford and squeesed him like an accordian!
  • Eagle-Beak: "..... Ok, now, for the sake of progress, let us split into teams to who is to rescue the party addict pony, and who is to seek out Quack?"
  • Gazelle: "I'll go on the team to find Quack."
  • Deadpool: "Oh! Oh! Can I be on team "Awesome Pink Pony Rescue"?!"
  • Rarity: "My, your more attached to Pinkie as Discord is to Fluttershy."
  • Deadpool: "Pink's a pal, what can I say?"

Inside the city.

  • Sing Zei was seen writing up a checklist for everything.
  • The Mercenary leader stood before the quickly panicing Sing Zei!
  • Mercenary Leader: "YOU! IMPERIAL PIG?!"
  • Sing Zei: "I'm an Ibex, actselly, and uh-"
  • Mercenary Leader: "I MEANT THAT AS AN INSULT TO YOUR ALLIGENCE?!"
  • Sing Zei: "Oh, uh, of course, uh, what can I do you for, oh, powerful mercenary king?"
  • Mercenary King: "I managed to have captured a naked pink horse! (Shows him Pinkie Pie who isn't phased about this at all.) I aimed to take her to see Quack."
  • Sing Zei: "Well, thing is, he's VERY busy at the moment! But he put me encharged of interigation of any uninvited guests."
  • Mercenary King: "(Snorts)..... Then she's your problem. BOYS?! PLACE HER IN THAT DECREPTED MESS OF A PRISON?!"
  • The Mercs dragged the unfazed Pinkie Pie as she's taken to what is left of a prison.
  • Mercenary King: "..... Be careful about that one.... Something odd is going on here."
  • Sing Zei: "Oh of course, Fu Bu, I completely understa-"
  • The Mercenary King grabbed Sing Zei by the throat!
  • The Mercenary King: "MY REAL NAME IS FORBIDDEN TO NON MERCS?! I AM THE MERCENARY KING TO EVERYONE ELSE?! UNDERSTAND?!"
  • Sing Zei: "Yes sir. (Wimpers). Honest mistake."
  • The Mercenary king snorted a big bull snort and drumped him, as the angry Ox doesn't wish to be around Sing Zei anymore.
  • Mercenary King: "Your lucky Quack promised me the entire imperial treasurey in return for servitude. Or else, you'd be dead where you stand, imperial!"
  • The Mercenary King marched on.
  • Sing Zei sighed sadly.

Prison.

  • Sing Zei came to Pinkie, who has clearly changed form her happy demeanor to a concerned one.
  • Sing Zei: "..... Hello there, miss pony. I, turst you understand the sevreity of your situation."
  • Pinkie: "Oh, this isn't for me. It's for you. I saw what that Mercenery King was doing to you."
  • Sing Zei: ".... Oh, don't worry, Quack promised him a great reward that for now, earned his obedience and loyalty. I, failed to know my place and uh, I was merely reminded. You see, the Mercenary made it taboo to non-mercs to ever speak his real name! Something about being above personhood and seeing himself as a god, sort've deal."
  • Pinkie: "You know, you shouldn't let your self be bullied like that."
  • Sing Zei: "..... Look, I, appresiate the concern, but I'm just a petty servent to Quack. Sometimes, I just need to be reminded of my place and-"
  • Pinkie: Miss Zei, do you even think that Quack is WORTH staying loyal to? Yeah, he's got freaky powers, but have you ever thought that he may not be in this for just saving that Imperial City place? We saw this freaky blast of light coming from this place, and assumed that Quack was planning something big.
  • Sing Zei: Oh, he was just powering up the mercenaries so they can resist many forms of magic and chi abilities including mind spells. Quack is certain he can end this threat and help you guys. Really, you didn't even need to show up.
  • Pinkie: If we DIDN'T need to show up, then why is Quacky hiring these bad guys with funny faces to do this mission instead of sending in some people actselly part of the same side?
  • Sing Zei: Other sources wouldn't make it in time, and would no doubt fall under Pang's spell.
  • Pinkie: Sing, look! We're not entirely sure if we can trust Quack either given what bad juju he's unleashing. But everything we feel about us tells us he's a nasty-wasty. The mercenaries, the ego to curse Gazelle, the menacing temper, even his freaky as heckle magic. You can help us stop him if you want.
  • Sing Zei:... I don't know. Quack COULD be doing this for the good of China. The Fire Bats and Raven were, admitingly unexpected, and, I seem to suffer from memory black-outs, but, other then that, I know Quack means well.
  • Pinkie: And, if he's not?
  • Sing Zei:...
  • Pinkie: "Well, consider this. Awhile back, we heard about the previous emperor tried to take back the palace. He failed. And, well, Quack clearly didn't came to help."
  • Sing Zei: "Kun Lao was at the palace?! Quack didn't expected him to be this early! Surely, a messinger must've came late!"
  • Sounds of fighting where heard as two merc guards were sent flying and crashed to the cell, knocked out!
  • Deadpool was slapping his hands in finish.
  • Deadpool: "I love kicking the ass of fellow mercs."
  • The other main 7 came in, as half of Eagle-Beak's cronies and Fu-Xi's back up stood outside to give early warning.
  • Twilight: "Or it could be possable that Quack isn't aiming to fight for the imperials after all. Think about it. This is someone who has confessed that he isn't happy about how the imperial empire allowed magic to be discriminated to near extinction. That isn't nessersarly someone who would fight for it's interest."
  • Sing Zei: "..... Well, it, could just easily be that the mercenaires weren't able to warn him in time. I-"
  • Starlight: "A messinger did warned him in time.... But he was far from able to react accurdingly."
  • Starlight made a magic viewing portal.
  • Starlight: "This is what Lady Su Ming Cao managed to cover."

In the magic portal.

  • Merc Messinger: "Lord Quack, the retired emperor had made an extreme move torwords Pang Bing, and is clearly failing.... Should we move to aid him?"
  • Quack: "....... No need. I have my own agenda in mind. The old fool was a use to me back when he was in charge, what with me malmitulating the idiot to create that permit system to restirct kung fu. And it was all because he couldn't handle losing a son to a cheap rouge. But his usefulness has reached it's end with that half-wit Lu Kang took the position. I'd rather not waste good reshorces on that has-been."
  • Merc Messinger: "Understood sir. Though, I recently heard from others that he was actselly just recovered by the High Council. They're, likely to turn him against you, and the fact that you didn't aided him will be further troublesome."
  • Quack: "His men are too demoralised to be able to handle another magic user. Not after how Pang Bing basicly owned them! That old fool's worth has truely been done. I'd already sent more beasts of the underworld to keep the High Councilers and that pittiful shame of an emperor from being a new problem. My interest to Pang Bing is all that matters."
  • Merc Messinger: "Well, it, might alarm you abit that, the witch kinda restored two ex-chi warriors of their power. I never knew Wu Hu and Mama Xei was once a part of the imperials."
  • Quack: "Ugh, unfortunate proof that Pang Bing is more geared against discrimination instead of being truthfully resentful to chi, even if it's only to make those criminals an actual use aside from an army. No matter. Like how I always erased the memory of my useless servent when she knows too much, I can be able to make Pang Bing more to my interests, and I can have her help me to eradicate chi forever, like how I once intended. Then she and I can restore the legacy of magic for good! And I'll make sure your kind benifits from being the first magic using mercenary king to truthfully legitimize his self-desiring interest of godhood."
  • Merc Messinger: "Thank you sir. Next to the promise of imperial riches, you are a worthwhile ally to our king."
  • Quack: "Thank you. Your dismissed, messinger."

The portal ends.

  • Sing Zei looks sadden and betrayed.....
  • Sing Zei: "....... I....... I would like to be alone......."
  • Applejack proceeded to free Pinkie Pie.
  • Starlight: "You don't have to stay here."
  • Sing Zei: "Please, I..... I need time to think....."
  • Deadpool: "Yeah, I think we need to let her cope. It's not yet time to deal with Quacky anyway."
  • Twilight: "We understand. You'll know when to find us when you make your decidion."
  • The group left....
  • Sing Zei got the floor, and begin to cry....

Outside of Quack's castle.

  • More Mercs were seen guarding it.
  • The Mercenary King arrived.
  • Mercenary King: "..... I came to talk to Quack."
  • The Mercs let him in.

Quack's throwneroom.

  • Quack was seen doing magic around the pool as he was making an assortment of magic weaponry and armor.
  • Mercenary King came in.
  • Mercenary King: "..... I see ya been busy, making alot of nice gifts for Pang Bing. But I still have my concerns. You sure all this stuff will win her over? It's clear by the fact she restored two chi warriors that she doesn't hate Chi as badly as you, Quack."
  • Quack: "A problem I intend to correct, Mercenary King. She focuses too much on discrimination and not the reason it exists!"
  • Mercenary King: "Well in all fairness, chi isn't the shorce of all discrimitive acts."
  • Quack: "True, but it is the shorce of why this once thriving city was destroyed! And..... It's once proud king.... Lives forever immortal of a ruined paradise...."

Flashback.

  • The Magic City in his hayday was seen, and it was beautiful as it is magical, as Quack was seen from his castle to marvel at his city.
  • (Quack): "The City of Magic was once the most beautiful kingdom of all. It was able to even shame the most beautiful of cities in China. We treated magic as a sacred gift, something we wished to have shared with the Chi users. However, they have proven to look a gift horse in the mouth!"
  • The Users of Chi began attacking the city with overwealming chi powers that even the greatest of the city's protecters can't fight off!
  • Quack looked in horror!
  • (Quack): "Those, monsters, destroyed my city, destroyed it's beauty, bringing it to utter ruin! My people were harmed, prosicuted, attacked, and..... Worse."
  • A Chi User used chi to absorb the magic user into a jade stone!
  • (Quack): "All the atrosities..... All of the horrors of their actions....... All, in the name of their previous chi?!"
  • The city was left in ruins....
  • Past Quack was seen.
  • (Quack): "I was the only one left..... Broken, emotionally hurt, confused, and left alone..... I, had hoped that it doesn't get farther then that..... But then, when I heard of Pang Bing's order suffering in the same way, I...... Could no longer stand it!"
  • Past Quack grew enraged?!
  • (Quack): "In my anger, I created a spell that I originally thought would end Chi forever! And at first, I was successful in taking away their previous chi!"
  • Quack was reveiled to be the one who casted the spell that took away china's natoral ability to control Chi!
  • (Quack): "Whether they hated me or not for this concerned me little. Whatever magic users are left would've been able to mend the wounds of many hurt people. I hoped that China would be healed from that hate and moved on..... I, had the misfortunate of being wrong somehow. Millennia passed as some territories of China were... Well..."
  • Quack: (Sees in his magic fire all the chaos that underworld demons including Ke-Pa are causing)
  • (Quack): But hundreds of years later, a hero from the Galapagos Islands came in and brought hope. (Oogway came and fended them off, and eventually defeating Ke-Pa) He ended up declaring a campaign to end the Dark Ages of China that I had the accidental guilt of causing. I had thought that he would finally discover the cause of this, and that it had to do with the power he used to seal Ke-Pa's kind. Thus... I had to ambush him at his house. (Am ambush was seen as it badly wounded Oogway as past Kai was shocked)... I had hoped he would be done for until the discovery that now only was he alive, but he was HIGHLY skilled in Chi! My fears had finally been realized! Thus, after years of failing to get him off my case, he finally encountered me in my ruined home.
  • Oogway:... Quack Ku Xun, I presume?
  • Quack: (Sighs)... I know what you're here for, Master Oogway! But know that I had the best intentions!
  • Oogway: I am not unfamiliar with your reasons. But sometimes, even the WORST of things can be done through the best intentions. You curse has left China too weak to defend itself from the worst of China's threats.
  • Quack: LOOK AT MY HOME!!!! IT'S A WASTELAND!!! Chi masters like you have destroyed it because of their weak mortal incompetence!
  • Oogway: Mortal customs is NOT weakness, and it is certainly not an excuse to do this to your wonderful home. I can CLEARLY see what it was like before I arrived. But because of what you did, Chi has been obscured so much, that only the purest of beings, like the Pandas, could wield it. I even had to banish my closest friend trying to protect it so he would no doubt use his stolen power to do what the Past Chi masters did to your home.
  • Quack:... Then why don't you join me? Chi has been obscured for so long, we can ensure that both Chi and magic can exist in harmony.
  • Oogway: I would be foolish to ally myself to the one responsible for the suffering of China in the first place. I came for one purpose, and on purpose only: to punish you for your wrong-doings!
  • Quack:... You disgust me! For a compassionate turtle in the farthest oceans, you are not very valuable. Thus, you leave me no choice! (The two fought as their Chi and magic clashed in power)
  • (Quack): So the battle begun. We both fought for hours, Chi vs. Magic!... But in the end, it was Oogway who triumphed against me. Thus, he banished me from China forever, casting me off to the worst and obscured lands of the Island of Taiwan. There, he had no idea that, before our battle, I was able to use my magic pool to grant myself pure immortality, rejuvenating me for a future campaign for revenge. But alcourse, I can't simply come back quickly enough. I have to wait until enough time passes to come back as a different individual. And luckly, Oogway at least had the kindness to not record the sins of Chi into history and thus, it was like the name, Quack Ku Xun, never existed."
  • Quack joined the council.
  • (Quack): "As such, I was able to join the imperial council with ease, and fortunately, magic discrimination wasn't strong enough to discourage my rise into power. There, thanks to another failure of Chi, Tai Lung, taking away the previous emperor's beloved son, it wasn't hard to inspire the weak-minded and grief pocessed fool, to established te permit system, that condemned China to controled chaos ever since."

Flashback ends.

  • Quack: "I had intended for Kung Fu Master to be left incapable to always have defended the people, as to spite them and chi, to know what it was like, when I was left helpless to watch as dark forces rampaged throughout my home. But after awhile, I know I can't hold it up forever, thanks to the Dragon Warrior doing the imperials enough services that the previous emperor became less afraid to pick his soft-hearted dim-witted grandson, to redeem his mistakes, and rob me of my revenge..... Then I heard of how Pang Bing was actselly pretending to be a confused old bat of a servent all this time. Great minds had almost thought alike, Mercenary King. I just wish I wasn't away on council business when she commited to her plans. But how the universe smiled on me, that she was able to escape, and granted me another chance to have Pang Bing work onto my side, and allow me to work with her to end the reign of Chi for good, and make magic the TRUE dominate force!"
  • Mercenary King: "All well and good, but you know that now the ex-imperial pig king is with the High Council, he's likely to realise your deception now."
  • Quack: "He can think ill of me all he wants. When soon, when Magic optains it's rightful dominate place, and with Chi wiped out, the dominance of magic will be absolute. Nothing would ruin this for me."
  • Mercenary King: "Not even this one pink horse that intruded near the city ruins and is being interigated by that incompident Ibex?"
  • Quack: "Yes, not even-...... Pardon?"
  • Mercenary King: "Well, uh, like I said, there was this naked Pink Horse with a butt tattoo, and-"
  • Quack: "YOU CAPTURED A POSSABLE ALLY TO THE REMAINING HEROES AND YOU CHOOSE NOW TO WARN ME OF THIS?!"
  • Mercenary King: "Your servent said you were busy and that she can handle it?!"
  • Quack: "...... Have you ever realised that the Lougers are known to turn weakest links, AGAINST THEIR MASTERS, YOU IDIOT?!"
  • Mercenary King: "..... It just accured to me now."
  • Quack: "...... I want you, to bring Sing Zei to me, so I can, ONCE AGAIN, mend her memories?!"
  • Mercenary King: "Well why do you care so much about one imperial pig anyway?"
  • Quack: "Sing Zei is DIFFERENT from the other servents?! She was the only one who showed any compassion to me, and not just out of professional obligation. Any other servent would've gladly abandon me when I started dragging you underbelly of socity types in, but Sing..... She stood by me..... AND I CAN'T HAVE THAT RUINED, BECAUSE OF YOUR INCOMPIDENCE WITH AN ALLY OF THE REMAINING HEROES?! I WANT SING AND THE PINK HORSE TO ME RIGHT NOW?! AND IF THEY ESCAPE, INCRISE SECURITY AND DON'T STOP UNTIL ANY OF THEM ARE FOUND?!"
  • Mercenary King: "Consider it done, Magdition!"
  • The Mercenary King left!
  • Quack: "Grrrr...... I'm going to have to up the anty myself....."
  • Quack proceeded to summon flouting head demons with long, gross, stems with black eyes staring at him.
  • Quack: "Eye Demons, I summoned you to lend me your never bleaking eyes. Help me and some mortal followers to capture some likely intruders! And be careful! They aren't afraid to fight back!"
  • The Eye Demons moaned as they flew up and proceeded to scan the area.

Inbetween the allies of the city.

  • The Mercenaires have become incrisingly cautious of any intruder as the Eye Demons flew around to look for intruders.
  • Po: (Seeing this from the most secluded part of the allyway)... Oh, boy!
  • Deadpool: What's wrong? Are the mercenaries looking for us while being accompanied by eye monsters?
  • Po:... Yeah?
  • Deadpool: Eh, that ain't a problem! (Takes out a minigun) Let's light em' up like a Christmas tree!
  • YB Deadpool: Ironically on Christmas! (Chuckles)
  • Skipper: No! We can't draw attention to ourselves! We need to find Quack quietly, and see if we can turn him in.
  • Eagle-Beak: "Ya know, in hindsight of what we witnessed from my crytsail ball, I realised that maybe charging after Pang Bing myself wasn't the wisest move. Kun Lao and his followers were lucky the High Council rescued all of them. And those Shen Dragon monstrosities! Ugh! Why must we bad guys always get great stuff?!"
  • Kolwalski: "Exactly my point?!"
  • Po: Oh, yeah! When I saw Master Ling, Ba Zing, Sao the Bellowing Elephant, Jing the Thundering Ox, Fei the Tremoring Bull, the leaders of the Fliers of Chi Bi Oasis Skies Generals Jing Ling, Jong Hao, and Jin Hin, Imperial Horse Leader General Gao, Imperial Tactics Leader Ki Lo, Ku Kai and his Warriors of Strength, Si Sai the Chi-Blessed Butterfly, and the hulking Yuan the Bumbling Mountain King were in that battle from that thing, I was peeing for 10 minutes of awesomeness!
  • Deadpool: Yeesh, crazy fangasming can do some crazy things to you.
  • Po: But all the same, Eagle-Beak, it's besides the point. Fact of the matter is, they're safe, and  we need to get to Quack.
  • Blot: "Aw, why can't we just fight our way?"
  • Po: "We'd be overwealm in seconds with that army!"
  • Narcotic: "Why not just take the backdoor?"
  • Deadpool: Uh, chickadee, this isn't a cartoon, it's real life! No back door is just going to pop out on the back of the city, and no Murphy's Law is gonna just POOF it up when I say that!
  • Blot: Please, ye be part of an entire army of heroes who kicked OUR asses! If we all fight together-
  • Po: THEN the army would kill EVERYONE in a split second!
  • Ratpture:... Then how about a sneak attack?
  • Po: Magic spots anything. Quack will know we're coming. In fact... He could be watching us right now!...
  • Deadpool: DUN DUN DUUUUUUUUU- (Gazelle punched him to the ground) D'OH!
  • Gazelle: Not helping!
  • Duke: Well, I'll be DAMNED as all hell if nobody has any ideas to get in there! SOMEBODY PLEASE THINK!!
  • Everyone: SHHHHHHHH!!!
  • Duke:... Somebody please think!
  • Gazelle: Alright, fine! I'll think of a plan if everybody's just gonna stand around and go Number 2 on themselves. How about, just throwing it out there, we play innocent and claim that capturing Pinkie was just a misunderstanding and convince them that we still think he's not up to anything. Sing may be the only one to know we're onto them, but she's sure to not tell anyone now that she knows the truth.
  • Loogar: "..... That's a damn good idea."
  • Celisus: "Except one small dillemma (points to a certain direction)."
  • Some mercs are seen dragging Sing Zei away, who is resisting!
  • Celisus: "..... He could possabily look up her memory and KNOW that any attempt to falseify ourselves as innosent bystanders would fall flat on it's face if he knows we know his dirty little secret."
  • Icky: "..... Awwww, shit."
  • Frank: "Oh, too bad, and that was actselly a good plan actselly."
  • Starlight: "We have to go and save her!"
  • Eagle-Beak: "With all these guards?! We'd end up being exposed to Quack as suppose to faking him out as Gazelle suggested?! We're just gonna have to hope that Quack won't think far ahead and read her memories."
  • A merc's voice: "Hey, I heard Quack's gonna do that weird memory reading trick."
  • Another Merc's trick: "Ugh, honestly, that's such an invadtion of privacy!"
  • A 3rd Merc's voice: "Yeah, but it'll help us to know what the remaining lougers try to do so we don't end up falling to their usual tricks."
  • Sting'nbite: "....... Welp, we're doomed."
  • Skipper: "Negatory! We're getting the Ibex out of there!"
  • Celisus: "Oh it's not like something big and worth Quack's time is gonna show up out of nowhere and-"
  • A familier roar is heard!
  • A merc's voice: "DRAGONS?!"

Outside the City.

  • A Droneifived Lord Shen with a Droneifived Chi-Fu and Shifu ride on a drone Cynder in her avatar state, accompanied by A dronifived Spyro and a Dronifived Cornwall and Devon.
  • The Mercenaries were about to enter a battle!
  • Quack teleported in!
  • Quack: "STOP, YOU IDIOTS?! They're not here to attack?!..... They, are ambassitors."
  • Avatar Cynder landed, with Spyro and Cornwall and Devon, with Shen, Chi-Fu ad Shifu coming off, being joined with dronifived Boss Wolf and Chimera along side them.
  • Quack came down.
  • Quack: "Hello there, I trust you were sent by Pang Bing herself?"
  • Chi-Fu: "(Monatoned) Pang Bing has shown interest with what you are proposing about supplying the great Pang Bing with an army, plus weapons and armor of magic to protect against Chi."
  • Quack: "Ahh, yes, I, I trust that the messinger made it."
  • Chi-Fu: "(Monotone) He has, but don't expect him to come back. The Great Pang Bing needed an extra cleaner for a mess from a big battle with bittersweet victory results."
  • Quack: "Oohhhhhhh.... Oh don't worry, I have plenty where he came from. Come in, come in, and we can discuss things gentlemen."
  • Chi-Fu: "(Monotone) Correction. It is just me. The others wish to investigate your city for the remaining lougers and their allience with their usual foes in a usual coup de gra against them as she saw them come here to investigate the shorce of those fire bats and the flame raven."
  • Quack: "DAMN I KNOW IT?! And no doubt they turned my dear Sing Zei against me?!.... No matter, it's nothing a memory wipe can't fixed. Come on in, and we'll discuss the terms of agreement."
  • Quack and Chi-Fu went in.
  • Lord Shen turns to the other drones.
  • Lord Shen: "(Monotone) Scearch the city and aide with Quack's followers. Leave no location unturned. All Hail Pang Bing."
  • Other Drones: "ALL HAIL PANG BING?!"

Back in the secluded Allyway.

  • This was seen in the christail ball....
  • Icky: "..... Aaaaaaaaaaaaannnnnnnnnnnnnnd, just like that, there goes Gazelle's plan."
  • Deadpool: "Well shit, now Quacky knows we're here to bust his ass!"
  • Gazelle: "But at least we know he's not consisently loyal to the imperial force if he's having secret meetings. Keep watching."

Quack's and Chi Fu's location.

  • Quack: "I am just so thrilled she responded to my latter and has considered to negosiate things with me."
  • Chi-Fu: "(Monotone) Truth me told, I am merely a herold to her arrival here. She actselly wishes to grace this fallen kingdom herself."
  • Quack: "She, she, SHE DOES?! Well, my doors are open then by all means! We will prepare a feast to her celebration on how she will help me cleanse away chi, and restore magic?!"
  • Chi Fu: "(Monotone) Is this your intention?"
  • Quack: "Quite so. And with our combined armies, Pang Bing and I will be unstoppable! Chi will become an extinct power by then!"
  • Chi-Fu: "(Monotone) Interesting..... (Smiles wickedly as Quack wasn't paying attention)."

Secluded Allyway.

  • Gazelle: "...... I don't like that smile."
  • Icky: "I know. That's a face only a mother can love."
  • Gazelle: "No, I mean, something isn't right. Pang Bing and Quack are clearly too different for such an allience..... I worry that Pang Bing may've only sent them here to further study Quack, and to get a reason to go after him, to make sure he's..... Neutrolised as a threat."
  • Eagle-Beak: "Well sadly, it's not like we can warn the blasted fool. Because he has evidence that we ARE against him, the only way he can believe otherwise is if Pang Bing arrives and takes over the fool's army, and perhaps the idiot goose himself."
  • Po: "But, other then us, how would Pang Bing know about this? It feels like that Pang Bing knew about this place prior to us."
  • Xerxes: "...... Kreeka....... I knew that snake would betray us. She was the shorce of Pang Bing's prior knowledge, and as such, thanks to the fool reaching out to her, she has reason to go after this terratory."
  • Icky: "(Gulp)..... Then that means Pang Bing has intentions to turn this ghost town into dodge city!"
  • Gazelle: "Then we must rescue Sing Zei and get out of here! Thanks to Pang Bing, stealth is no longer an option! We have to fight our way out of this city and escape!"
  • Blot: "Now your talking!"
  • Eagle-Beak: "Are you joking?! Can't we just at least wait out until all the mercs get bored with scearching for us and-"
  • A drop of lidquid drops onto Eagle-Beak's shoulders.
  • Everyone looks up to see the Chimera stareing at them from the roof, growling.
  • Tigra: "..... All."
  • Hornereen: "Haaaaaaaaaaail."
  • Saa: "Pang Bing!"
  • Eagle-Beak: "........ It just had to be a Chimera."
  • Po: "...... RUN?!"
  • The Group runs away as the Chimera roared/baa/hiss loudly!

Outside the allies.

  • The noise gotten everyone's attention!
  • Quack: "OH MY LORDS, THEY'VE BEEN FOUND?! CLOSE OFF ALL EXITS, DON'T LET THEM ESCAPE?!"
  • Merc #1: YES, SIR! (They did that as they closed off all exits)
  • Deadpool: DRAT!
  • Starlight: LET'S JUST TELEPORT OUT OF HERE!! (Suddenly, an entire yellow magic shield surrounded the entire city as it affected their magic)
  • Twilight: WHAT THE HECK?!?
  • Quack: (Teleported in) I'm afraid that will not be an option either.
  • Gazelle: Quack, this has gone far enough!
  • Quack: It has just begun. I am keeping you here until our plan goes smoothly. Pang Bing and I have a single enemy, and we intend to unite to defeat it.
  • Rainbow Dash: Uh, dude, that's all a wild goose-chase! Pang Bing is playing you!
  • Quack: I have a plan against that if that IS the case. I have PLENTY of fail safes against her. My magic pool doesn't just give me immortality and strength, but it also protects me. If there is a way to destroy me, the magic pool gives me immunity to it. This thing has a mind of it's own. You wanna know where it came from?
  • Duke: All we care about is kicking your ass for lying to us.
  • Quack: Well, I'll explain it anyway in case you think that you can defeat me by destroying it. Are you familiar with, oh, I don't know, the Magic Pools of Gaia Everfree?
  • Twilight:... How do you know about her?
  • Quack: Every magician who has lived for millennia knows who she is. The discoveror of the birthplace of magic itself. Well, thing is, those pools from Equestia was not able to interconnect magic all on it's own. Sometimes, there are worlds that serve as, "universeal arterires", if you will, that enable that magic to even get that far. Disney has the Snowwhite world, Warner Bros has Camelot, which is convinently enough also the world behind our universes unification, Dreamworks has it's verson of China, as you all now know, for the Fox universe, it's their verson of Rio, Nickaloadin, unsurprisingly, the world of those wish-servent fairies, Miramax, the never ending story world, The Video Game Universe, Warcraft, The Anime Universe, The Realm of Spirits, Universeal has the Coriline world to thank for it's magic, and in the MGM universe's shorce of magic is thanks to one world, which should be no surprise to anyone, Mythos, and we already know that Equestia's the SHORCE of the whole shabang!? You see, this variation of china is why the Mothrons and the Lightflys fought over this otherwise primitive planet, it is a magic artery vain, and ye who controls a planet interconnected to the universes' magic, you can control magic yourself, or at least, a vain of it. That is why Equestia is commenly so bothered by Villain Leage and so many others! And it's more then just ruining it's paradise! Who wouldn't want to control a world entrusted to spread it's magic around to certain points! And...... It's a greater reason behind why the Chi users attacked us. They know that their chi is basicly an unwanted variation of true magic, and figure their powers would be greater if they controled the world! THAT, is the shorce behind the discrimination!?..... Give or take the fact this world is in anichent times and being prejudical is second nature to these idiotic people. But I disgress. When those Chi monsters destroyed precious homes and the people who lived here, all their souls and any other essence were transported into this pool, not only increasing it's power a hundred fold, but also leaving hope that I can gain the power to both create and destroy. With this pool, I can evolve, and it's what provides magic to me. It also existed for so long and was powered up for so long, that it's become the heart of magic itself in this world, and without it, even with the Equestian Pools in service, magic here will be VERY weak. And it will have addverse effects for the rest of magic that exist in Dreamworks, both minorly, AND majorly. So, if you destroy that pool, you destroy magic in Dreamworks. And I think we all know that's not what you want.
  • Deadpool: "...... But, other universes will be fine, right?"
  • Quack: "...... Well, yes, all you would be doing is cutting off ONE artity. And magic isn't inheredly the same as lifeforce, the worse you'll do is destroy magic and all spin-off forces, but, otherwise not the end of the world, so-"
  • Deadpool was already seen with booms.
  • Deadpool: "Then in that case, I'm gonna blow the shit out of it-"
  • Deadpool was turned into terracotta statue!
  • Quack: "...... Ya know, it's no wonder why you people hated this moron. Anyway, ruined mood aside, you people aside from that insudordenate imbacile, surely won't sacrivice Dreamworks' magic, just so you can stop two magic users, would you?"
  • Su Ming Cao:... (Sighs) Well, it appears that's no longer an option.
  • Quack: So, you're hopeless against me. This magic bubble is one of my best defenses. It prevents magic from being used to get in or out.
  • Su Ming Cao: I'm actually familiar with this spell to, Quack! It's magic-proof, but it's not a force field. People can still pass right through it.
  • Quack: Yes, but you are under my custody. You are not going anywhere until I achieve my goal. So, if there are no more further interruptions, we can get back to business. Take them to the prison.
  • Chi Fu arrived.
  • Chi Fu: "(Monotoned) Correction. This group is wanted by the Great Pang Bing. Transfer costity to us."
  • Quack: "..... Alchourse, who am I to deny Pang Bing her interest in these magic haters."
  • Gazelle: "Wha, WE ARE NOT MAGIC HATERS?!"
  • Quack: "Oh? THEN WHAT DO YOU CALL STANDING UP TO MAGIC USERS ONLY TRYING TO GET JUSTICE?!"
  • Hu: "Now, Quack, be reasonable.... For once in your, long history of doing the oppisite of reasonable. If it's any consolation, we each denounced those that were involved with magic discrimination, for ANY reason, and we proudly say, it was wrong of them, whatever their reason. Why must you do something that only made it look those terrorable parts in history look like they were, justifyable."
  • Quack: "Because an exsample must be made. Magic can be as benvolent, as it can be punishing to those that fail to respect it!?"
  • Icky: "So all this is just to force people to respect magic? That's like commiting a geniside on a race who did something wrong in the past and expect people to not want you dead over it! It doesn't matter if this race even so much as to for  being respondsable fo killing a beloved figure and were damn proud of it, it's still geniside! What YOU'RE doing however, is forced conversion! You erasing one form of power in place of another?! That makes you worse then the Spanich Inqusition?!"
  • Suddenly, the expected joke plays!
Python No-one expects the Spanish Inquisition

Python No-one expects the Spanish Inquisition

  • Before the Inquiztition leade can finish his line, he and his two friends were turned to Terracotta by Quack!
  • Icky: "...... You....... YOU MONSTER?! THEY WERE ONLY AN INNOSENT REACCURING JOKE?! THEY WERE ONLY DOING THEIR JOB?! (Hugs Duke as he started to cry! Duke, feeling awkword, pats him gentley on the back)....."
  • Quack: "Oh would you relax, it's only a 2 hour terracotta spell, it'll be deactivated by the time your all in Pang Bing's procession."
  • Icky: ".... Oh...... BUT STILL, YOU MONSTER?!"
  • Quack: "Ya see, YA SEE WHY I NEED TO DO THIS?! YOU DO ONE SPELL TO MAKE AN EXSAMPLE OUT OF SOMEONE, AND YOU GET TREATED NO BETTER THEN A DEMON?!"
  • Blot: "To be fair, throwing random curses at people, is not a good way to make friends. I mean, your not gonna win friends over cursing someone you didn't like or didin't agree with ya-"
  • Quack cursed Blot to become an infent!
  • Baby Blot cries?!
  • Martha: "(SQUACKS IN FEAR?!) HE TURNED BLOT INTO A BABY?!"
  • Quack: "Ok, is this stupidy gonna continue, or are you gonna going to co-operate and-"
  • ???: "STOP?!"
  • Sing Zei was seen.
  • Quack: "Sing Zei, how did you escape from the two mercs who were watching you?!"
  • Sing Zei: "..... Let's just say I left while they were getting, REALLY friendly with eachother...... Anyway, Quack, please, you don't have to do this! You know Pang Bing clearly doesn't share the same views about Chi as you do! She won't like your discriminative attatude torwords Chi!"
  • Quack: "Oh her opinion on chi isn't any better?!"
  • Sing Zei: "But CLEARLY, she's not disgusted about the idea of working with chi users, considering Mama Xei's had her powers restored and that Wu Hu was given chi powers?! That can safely indicate that her sole enemy is discrimination?!"
  • Quack: "Ohh? Then explain why Pang Bing sent her ambassitors to me?"
  • Sing Zei: "She could be trying to play you like an idiot and study your strentghs and weaknesses, all the while putting you in a false sense of security for her to take advantage off and betray as quickly!"
  • Quack: "I can protect myself in the event Pang Bing is harder to tame then expected. I capture these louts, did I?"
  • Sing Zei: "BECAUSE OF PANG BING'S PUPPETS?! YOUR OWN MERCS AND THESE DEMONS COULDN'T EVEN CATCH A COLD?!"
  • Mercenary King snorted.
  • Quack: "Sing Zei, as your master, I ORDER YOU TO SEIZE YOUR DEFIENCE AND RETURN TO YOUR QOURTERS?!"
  • Sing Zei: "...... No?!"
  • Quack: "WHAT?!"
  • Sing Zei: "I AM LOYAL TO THE IMPERIAL EMPIRE, NOT SOME HOPELESS MANIAC TRUSTING SOMEONE IN A NO BETTER STATE HE IS, WHO MAY NOT EVEN BE TRYING TO TRUELY BEFRIEND YOU?! YOUR TRYING TO BRING BACK AN AGE THAT PEOPLE DON'T EVEN REALISED IT EXISTED?! HELL, PEOPLE DON'T EVEN REALISED THAT THEY'D ALL HAD CHI BACK THEN?! Now, that being said, I sympathise with what your going through, and, I would be okay with magic returning here, but I'd rather it be so it co-exists in peace with chi, NOT AFTER YOU ERADICATE IT?! Just because you have the power to make worlds bend to your will, doesn't mean you should actselly do that! How are you honestly any better then the Chi users of the past?"
  • Quack was hurt by that comment.
  • Mercs: "Ohhhhhhhhhhhh."
  • Quack: "..... Sing, how, how could you say that to me? I, I thought you were the only friend I ever have in this world."
  • Sing Zei: "I thought so too, but then I heard on how you weren't loyal to the empire?! I can understand being mad at it, heck, there's things I won't forgive the empire for myself, but there's a fine line between being loyal to it for the things it can do right, and only joining to abuse it's power?! And you went FAR beyond doing that?! You joined to make those who still have faith in, and even love chi, as miserable as you are when you failed to adiquitely protect this city and it's people?! How, is making people suffer any real justice to the people you had lost? You, were once someone kind, some who was entrusted to lead them to begin with, someone they can trust with good desidtions...... What happened to that Quack? The Quack that people trusted? The Quack who knew how to love and care? Is he, really gone?"
  • Quack: "........... I, thought, you would understand me...... To respect my suffering, to reckindise that, I did everything to avenge magic! I, had even hoped to have turned you into my prososay, to become my magic successor..... Well thank the Dragon Gods for my immorality then. TAKE THE SERVENT TO THE PRISON WITH THEM?! PANG BING COULD USE ANOTHER SERVENT?!"
  • Sing Zei: "Quack, please, no! (Mercs grabbed her) I KNOW THERE'S STILL GOOD IN YOU?!"
  • Quack: "I am not gonna stop my path of justice for magic, just because some, servent, turned on me?! I have to bring restoration to magic?! I must ensure it's dominance to the world?! Because if not me, WHO WILL?! MYSELF AND FAR TOO FEW OTHERS ARE THE ONLY OTHER SHORCES OF MAGIC?! AND THE MAJORITY OF IT ARE USELESS BLACK MARKET WITCHES?! PLUS A FORSAKEN HORROR LEGEND?! Pang Bing, is the only one of true worth, AND I AM NOT LOSING THAT, IN FAVER OF SOME WRENCH?! NOR TO THEM?! SO GO AHEAD, FORSAKE ME?! My quest for avenging magic, stops for no one?!"
  • Quack turned angerly away from Sing Zei, as she was dragged away by the mercs, along with the heroes.
  • Chi Fu: "(Monotoned)...... Pang Bing will meet you soon."
  • Quack: "..... Alchourse, thank you..... She will reseved the group and my gifts, soon enough."

Prison.

  • The entire group, even the freed Deadpool, are behind bars.
  • Gazelle was comferting a crying Sing Zei.
  • Eagle-Beak: "....... This would've been the part where I say that it was an illadvised plan to ever come after Quack to begin with, but..... I suppose it's not an adiquite time for told-you-sos."
  • Icky: "Ya know, if that Quack-Up wants to learn things the hard way, let'im. Sometimes the greatest lessions learned is one you take for yourself."

Main Plaza of Ruined City.

  • Mercenaries formed lines as Pang Bing, Wu Hu, and Mama Xei walked down a carpet rolled out for them, as being escourted by the drones.
  • Quack waits eagerly at the end with The Mercenary King.
  • Pang Bing and her followers arrived.
  • Quack: "..... I welcome you to what will be the future site of a new magic utopia, my lady Pang Bing. I had sacriviced everything for this day to happen."
  • Pang Bing: Sounds splendid indeed! It's good to know that I'm not the only one out to give magic it's due attention.
  • Quack: Quite! So, may I escort you inside? I shall show you how we will make it happen!
  • Pang Bing: And the heroes?
  • Quack: I shall hand them to you in good time. Come. (They advanced)
  • Pang Bing: "You have ensured the heroes are secured?"
  • Quack: "Oh believe me, the odds of them getting out are slim and in our favor."
  • Pang Bing: You sure about that? The Karma Fairies ARE notorious bullies.
  • Quack: HAH! Believe me, we BOTH met them. But I assure you, we're STRONGER than them. Now, without further ado, let me introduce you to your very trump card! (Introduces the magic pool)
  • Pang Bing:... It can't be! The Magic Pool Heart of the DreamWorks Universe!
  • Quack: In all it's glory! And with it, we can do GREAT things! Together, with this pool, and with a magical army at the helm, we'll be UNSTOPPABLE!
  • Pang Bing: ("(Chuckles) This is getting better every moment! The Magic Pool! I searched my ENTIRE life for it!") Indeed. We shall be unstoppable. But just in case, we need to ensure that those heroes are out of the picture. Now, I am in no mood to spectate the OOZING power of the heart of DreamWorks magic, I need to deal with any and all threats as soon as possible. So, are you going to give me what I came here for?
  • Quack: Indeed. I need them out of my tail just as much as you do! Just follow me, and they'll be all yours!

Dungeon

  • Quack: WHAT DO YOU MEAN THEY ESCAPED?!?
  • Merc Guard: Sir, do remember, this shield DOESN'T keep people from just walking in. It's possible that friends aided in their escape.
  • Quack: AND WHO WOULD DO THAT?!?
  • Pang Bing:... Kun Lao!
  • Quack:... Pardon?
  • Pang Bing: THE FORMER EMPEROR WAS RESCUED BY THE HIGH COUNCIL BEFORE I COULD FINISH HIM OFF!!!
  • Quack:... WHY THE JUNK DIDN'T YOU INFORM ME?!?
  • Pang Bing: We both know you have the viewing fire. I thought you saw it coming.
  • Quack: I was BUSY as all hell! We BOTH have our hands full! Yeesh, PLEASE, don't make it hard on me!
  • Pang Bing: You know what, we're both going after them! If you're confidant we can both be unstoppable, it will be no trouble for us to capture them! Plus, if you recall, my powers are capable of adapting now! And I can ADAPT TO ANY DEFENSE YOU HAVE JUST AS EASILY! And that's what's gonna happen if I don't see those heroes in the capital in the next 10 minutes!
  • Quack:...
  • Pang Bing:... WELL?!?
  • Quack: MOVE, MOVE, MOVE, MOVE, MOOOOOOOOOOOOVE!!! (They both got ready to head out)

Outside.

  • The Mercenaries are all over the place?!
  • Mercenary King: "KEEP SCEARCHING?! LEAVE NO STONE UNTURNED?!"
  • Chi-Fu: (Was out of his trance with the Chimera as they noticed the commotion) (He was seen spitting) Insubordinate morons! You guys owe me BIG for what happened back there!
  • Gricky: Hey, d***-cheese, that was the only way to snap the Chimera out of his trance.
  • Chi-Fu: Yeah, but there was SURELY other ways!
  • Gricky: Oh, really, name a few!
  • Chi-Fu:... Uhhhh....
  • Gricky: There you go!
  • Celestia: Indeed. Magic may've done the trick, but given that magic-proof shield, that was all but impossible.
  • Chi-Fu: (Shrugs)
  • Amutt: Okay, if we're all finished discussing kissing a mythical creature, we need to get out of here as quickly as we can so we can plan the next move.
  • Cleo: Well, hopefully, they won't be THAT hard to get away fro- (They started attacking with powerful magic as they exclaimed) Aw, crap in the Nile, look at the unfortunate self being wrong!
  • Nile: OOOOOH, CLEO SAID A BAD WOR- (A magic bolt was fired right past her) AAAHHH, HOLY **** ON A **** SANDWICH!!!
  • Samutt/Amutt: NILE!!
  • Nile: SORRY!!!
  • Cleo: (Chuckles)
  • Icky: Guys, let's just get the hell out of here! Amutt, can you by any chance protect us?
  • Amutt: Look who you're talking to! Of COURSE I can! (He does so as he uses his magic to reflect the magic projectiles as they struck the Mercs)
  • Pang Bing: GET BACK HERE, YOU INSOLENT MAGIC-HATERS!!!
  • Gazelle: WE TOLD YOU, WE AREN'T MAGIC HATERS!!! YOU'RE JUST A MAGIC-ABUSER!!!
  • Pang Bing: (Unleashed magic blasts as they barely avoided it)
  • Po: HOLY **** ON A **** SANDWICH WITH **** ON TOP!!! SHE'S GOTTEN STRONGER THAN THE LAST TIME WE FOUGHT!!!
  • Gazelle: Clearly, her powers have grown stronger! (They continued dodging the much powerful attacks while Amutt continued to defend them, and was later joined by his family, including Nile who was able to use a weak spell to knock out a single Merc)
  • Nile: HAH! TAKE THAT, YOU MEANIE-HEAD!!!
  • Amutt:... Wow, Nile, I'm impressed. (Nile giggled and blushed)
  • ???: OH, THAT WAS JUST THE BEGINNING! (Quack came in)
  • Samutt: HOLY **** ON A **** SANDWICH WITH **** ON TOP... AND A SIDE HELPING OF ****!!!
  • Nile: WHY IS EVERYBODY SAYING BAD WORDS?!?
  • Deadpool: DUH, BECAUSE THOSE TWO ARE ATTACKING TOGETHER!!! NOBODY CAN RESIST SWEARING!!!
  • Nile: YEAH, I GUESS THAT MAKES SENSE!!!
  • Deadpool: IT DOES!!!
  • Nile: WHY ARE WE SCREAMING?!?
  • Deadpool: BECAUSE IT'S FUNNY!!!
  • Nile: YEAH, IT KINDA IS!!!
  • Rainbow Dash: Hey, if you two wild dogs are finished BARKING, we're about to be magically disintegrated into a bloody ash!!! DOES ANYONE CARE?!?
  • Deadpool: Right! I got this!
  • (WB Deadpool): Whoa, no you don't!
  • Deadpool: Wanna bet?
  • (WB Deadpool): Not really! (Takes out the same magic sword he used in Deadpool's Little Visit) LET'S SLAY THE IMMORTAL BASTARD!!
  • Starlight: HEY-HEY-HEY-HEY-HEY-
  • Deadpool: Nile and all the other children in the audience, COVER YOUR EYES! (He lunges towards Quack until he pushes the sword from his grip and Force-pushes him deep into the ground)
  • (WB Deadpool):... Okay, so, what do I win?... Hello?
  • Skipper: (Sighs) Someone, go diving for dummies!
  • Deadpool: (Teleports in) PSYCHE!! I've survived FAR worse head concussions! Plus, WB, you win nothing. You're just a voice in my head.
  • WB Deadpool: Uh, if we're IN your head, then you can CONJURE UP A PRIZE FOR US!
  • Deadpool: Uh, you literally have EVERYTHING in my noggin! WHAT MORE DO YOU WANT?!?
  • (YB Deadpool):... No healing factor's gonna fix THAT burn!
  • (WB Deadpool): SHUT UP!
  • (YB Deadpool): YOU SHUT UP!
  • Deadpool: LESS TALK, MORE RUN FOR YOUR F****** LIVES!!!
  • Deadpool is litterally arguing with himself as a Droneofoved Shen was sneaking up behind him and is about to slice him in half!
  • Icky: "BLADE WEILDING PEACOCK ON YOUR FLANK, WILSON?!"
  • Deadpool: "Huh? (Sees Shen) Oh hey Mr. Grouchy-ass Peacoc-" (He sliced him in half as his upper half fell until he hung from his intestines as Samutt covered Nile's eyes, something like this)
Deadpool Game - Funniest Scene

Deadpool Game - Funniest Scene

  • Po: HOLY S***!!!! SHEN HAS NO HESITATION AS A DRONE!!! (The blood-gushing lower half of Deadpool fell flat on Eagle-Beak's ship balcony)
  • Deadpool: No guts, no gore-y! (Chuckles) See what we did there? About the... Forget it!
  • (WB Deadpool): How profound!
  • Nile: UH, I CAN'T SEE MOMMY!!!
  • Samutt: Just wait until the blood is over, sweetie!
  • Deadpool: Legs! Need em! (Tries climbing back up by his intestine until it snaps as he fell right on a Gibbon merc)
  • (YB Deadpool): DUDE! WE HAVE ANOTHER DUDE INSIDE US!!!
  • Deadpool: Yeah, and not in the fun way!
  • Xin: WHAT THE HELL IS THAT?!?
  • Sin: IT'S A FOUR-ARMED ZOMBIE!!!
  • Xin: AW, CRAP, I KNEW THERE'D BE ZOMBIES IN THIS MAGIC WASTELAND!!! KILL IT!!! (The other heroes watched in disgust and shock as Deadpool fought while still being on the Gibbon Merc)
  • Sgt. Crush: Welp, now I've seen everything!
  • Gricky: IF HE CROAKS, I'M GONNA PUKE!
  • Gazelle: (Sighs) SOMEONE GET HIM HIS LEGS!
  • Duke: I GOT IT! (He heads for Deadpool's lower half until Dronified Shen blocks him) YAH!!
  • Lord Shen: ALL HAIL PANG BING!!! (He slashes at him as he misses every time)
  • Duke: GET AWAY FROM ME!!! (He was chased by Shen)
  • Gazelle:... (Sighs) I got it! (She runs over and grabs Deadpool's lower half)
  • Deadpool: DEADPOOL AAAAAAAAAAAAANGRYYYYYYYYYYY!!!
  • Rarity: UH, DEADPOOL, DO NOT PUSH IT FURTHER THAN YOU HAVE ALREADY! EVEN FLUTTERSHY HAS VOMITED AND FAINTED!!! (They saw Fluttershy fainted face-first into a vomit puddle as bubbles came out of the puddle)
  • Xin: HE'S UNSTOPPABLE!!!
  • Sin: EVERYONE, FIRE EVERYTHING YOU'VE GOT!!!
  • Merc #1: BUT OUR MAGIC ISN'T STABLE!!!
  • Sin: YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO RISK IT!!! (They then began to use all their magic against him as he fell off, knocked out the gibbon merc, and Deadpool fell right next to his dropped lower-half)
  • Xin: YES!! WE GOT 'IM!! WE-HE GOT 'IM!! (As Deadpool's halves healed back together) I'M THE BEST, AROUND! NOTHING'S GONNA EVA' KEEP ME DOWWWWWWWWWwwwwwwwwwwwwwww... (Deadpool came back up)
  • Deadpool: (Takes out his guns)... Pull yourselves together, you dumb mutts! (He fires at them as they yipped and ran off, and Deadpool teleported away before the Mercs could hit him)... WHEW! That was a close one!
  • Duke: I'M HAPPY FOR YA' DEADPOOL, BUT CAN YA PLEASE SAVE ME FROM THIS NUTSO PEACOCK!!!
  • Deadpool: Oh, sure! HEY, SHEN! KAIRI IS WORRIED ABOUT YOU!!!
  • Lord Shen: (Snapped out of his trance) SHE IS?!?... Oh, fan-tucking-fastic, I'm not mind-controlled anymore!
  • Deadpool: "Ha! Too easy- (Gets flatten by Drone Boss Wolf)........ Ow."
  • Lord Shen: "..... Boss Wolf?!"
  • Boss Wolf was half-effected but still can't control himself.
  • Boss Wolf: "What's going on?! I can't see or control myself?!"
  • Icky: Aw, no! Not one of those HALF-Drones again!
  • Boss Wolf: HALF-DRONES, WHADDIYA TALKING ABAAAAAA- (He charges forward with his hammer as he tries to strike Po with it until he catches it)
  • Po: I'VE HAD ENOUGH OF THAT HAMMER, THANK YOU VERY MUCH!!! (Kicks him to a wall)
  • Gricky: How the Dickens are we gonna snap HIM out of this?
  • Lord Shen: Like THIS! (Comes up to his face and grabs him and slaps him) BW, YOU WILL DO AS I SAY!! YOU WILL SNAP OUT OF THIS TRANCE, OR SO HELP ME, I WILL SEE TO IT THAT YOU ONCE AGAIN ALMOST GET YOURSELF NEUTERED, THIS TIME TAKING YOU TO AN ACTUAL VET!!!
  • Boss Wolf: (Snaps out completely) NO! NOT THAT!! ANYTHING BUT THAT!! PLEEEEE-HEEE-HEEE-HEEEASSE!!!... Wha... I'M FREE!!! (He cheers as he hugs Shen until he lets him go and chuckles nervously after seeing his smirk)... Much obliged, sir!
  • Lord Shen:... Well if you're done kissing like a dog, are you going to help us GET OUT OF HERE?!?
  • Boss Wolf: YES, SIR!!! (He runs off)
  • Lord Shen: Much thanks for freeing me. Now let's finish this!
  • Pang Bing: YOU WON'T BE FINISHING NOTHING!!! (Pang Bing and Quack teleported in)
  • Gricky: It's the evil kitty and her rubber ducky!
  • Quack: I AM A GOOSE!!!
  • Gricky: Is there a difference?
  • Quack: YES!!!
  • Icky: Granny, please! Amutt?
  • Amutt: Alright, all magic users, let's see if we can deter these two!
  • Nile: But they're so scary!
  • Samutt: Nile, it's a cat! We worship cats! Why don't you worship her by not only petting her, but also teaching her a lesson on how NOT to use your magic?
  • Nile:... Okay! That sounds fun! (They started fighting the two, but their powers got stronger and they suddenly overwhelmed them)... Mommy, I don't think the cat wants me to pet her!
  • Pang Bing: Despite your unfathomable strength and power, even you Amutt family are no match for me!
  • Quack: And with the power of the Magic Pool at our disposal, we'll be UNBEATABLE!!!
  • Pang Bing: So, prepare to become one with my drones! (Recites the mind control spell until a blast interrupted them)... ALRIGHT, WHO DARES INTERRUPT U... Oh my God, are you serious?
  • Quack: WHAT THE F***?!? (The three villain team ships have arrived)

Chapter 4: The Villain Teams Attack/The Crumbling of Quack

Ride of the Valkyries (Apocalypse Now version)

Ride of the Valkyries (Apocalypse Now version)

  • Deadpool: "Ohhhh! Is that Ride of the Valkiryes playing?!"
  • Drone Spyro, Drone Avatar Cynder, Drone Shifu, and Drone Devon and Cornwall get into defensivie position, as Pang Bing teleported the entire drones here in one place!
  • Icky: "AND LIKE THAT, THE GANG'S ALL HERE?!"
  • (Cobra/Dark Dragon/Nefarious): (On communications) GIVE US BACK OUR MEMBERS!!!
  • Pang Bing: THEY'RE RIGHT HERE! COME AND GET 'IM!!! And good luck reverting them back to- (They immediately did so with their magic)
  • Meng Tao: AAAAH, DON'T STUFF ME IN A SU-... Oh, I'm back to normal!
  • Mercurymon: GET THAT CAT BITCH!!! (All the three team members plowed on her)
  • Quack: AW SON OF A WHORE?!
  • Mantis: PANG BING IN DANGER!! PROTECT!!
  • Deadpool: "Oh no you drones don't?! Random anvil attack?!"
  • Mantis: "Protect Pang (A giant anvil crashed into the other drones).... Ow....."
  • Pang Bing was over wealmed by a spell from Maleficient and crashed through a ruined wall!
  • Maleficent: Now you shall deal with us, you miserable cat! And all the powers of THE BANISHED REALMS!!
  • Cobra: Yeah! NOBODY beats us up, kills much of our members, steals a handful of them, and lives to tell about it!
  • Nefarious: As much as I hate to say it, I agree!
  • Dark Dragon: YOU WILL PAY FOR WHAT YOU DID TO ME!
  • Quack intervined for Pang Bing!
  • Quack: "HOW, DARE YOU ATTACK CHINA'S ONLY HOPE FOR MAGIC SALVATION?! YOU MISERABLE OUTSIDERS?!"
  • Dark Dragon: "OUT OF OUR WAY, DUCK?! IT DOESN'T CONCERN Y-"
  • Quack turns Dark Dragon into Terracotta!
  • Quack: "I AM A GOOSE?! GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSE?!"
  • Quack unleashes all of the demons of the underworld to the city!
  • Quack: "ALL DENIZENS OF THE UNDERWORLD?! DESTROY ALL ENEMIES OF QUACK AND PANG BING?!"
  • The Underworld Demons turned their attention to the villain teams.....
  • Cobra: "..... Perhaps, we should've been more practical about this."
  • Dr. Nerfarious: "You think?"
  • Mercurymon: "NO SHIT, MORON?!"
  • Jafar: "Now, good goose, I'm sure there's still room for things to be negosibl-"
  • BOOM?!
  • The Villain Teams and their rescued members are sent flying!
  • Villains: "LOOKS LIKE ALL THE VILLAIN TEAMS ARE RIPPING OFF TEAM ROCKET AND BLASTING OFF AGAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii..."
  • Ding!
  • Quack: "..... Well miss Pang Bing, at least you still have the Sure Gom Prison population. No thanks are nessersary.... Miss Pang Bing? (Looks to see that Pang Bing is gone.)..... Miss Pang Bing?! Where the bloodly devil is that cat?!"
  • Mercenary King: "I think I saw her kidnapping the idiot new emperor with a giant coldron and heading to your throwne room."
  • Quack: "WHAT!? SHE'S STILL GONNA DO THAT PLAN OF HERS, AFTER WHAT I DID FOR HER?! But..... I thought she was gonna..... (Looks angerly at the misfits who are just about done freeing their members from Pang Bing's spell)....... THIS IS ALL YOUR FAULTS?!"
  • Icky: "How is it OUR fault?"
  • Quack: "AREN'T THOSE VILLAIN TEAMS USUALLY YOUR PROBLEMS?!"
  • Iago: "Ok, why is Quack a bad guy now? AM I MISSING SOMETHING?!"
  • Quack: "DEMONS OF THE UNDERWORLD?! DESTROY THEM?!"
  • The Demons surrounded the heroes.
  • Sing Zei: "Quack, please, just accept that Pang Bing may've not shared your interests and-"
  • Quack: "SILENCE?! I WILL MAKE PANG BING COME TO THE AIDE OF MAGIC AND FORSAKE HER CHILDISH INTEREST FOR REVENGE, JUST FOR LOSING HER BLASTED SISTERS?! I LOST AN ENTIRE CITY'S WORTH OF PEOPLE?! THAT'S FAR MORE HORRIABLE THEN JUST LOSING FOUR PEOPLE?!"
  • Hu: "(Looking scared) Uh, Quack, you may want to retrace those words."
  • Quack: "SILENCE?! I AM NOT GONNA TAKE BACK THAT MY TRAGITY, IS MORE TRAGIC THEN LOSING A FAMILY?! I LOST A MILLION FAMILIES THAT LIVED IN THIS CITY?! THAT'S A THOUNDSON TIMES FOR HORRORABLE AND-"
  • Pang Bing yowled, as she was seen behind Quack....
  • Quack: "..... She was standing right behind me, isn't she?"
  • Woo: "Well he tried to warn you, you big temper-trandum throwing hatchling!"
  • Quack: "(Turns to Pang Bing fearfully)! Lady Pang Bing, please! What I said was out of anger! Your tragity is equil to mine! Reguardless of number! It is part of the problem with magic discrimination! Please, we can still work togather and restore the magic age and-"
  • Pang Bing: (Holds her hands up) ENOUGH!... If we DID have a deal here, then you would consider it OFF! I THOUGHT OU WOULD CONSIDER BOTH OF OUR TRAGEDIES EQUALLY TERRIBLE BECAUSE WE WERE ONLY KILLED FOR OUR POWER BEING FEARED OR SOUGHT TO BE STOLEN LIKE TREASURE!! AND I DO NOT TAKE MY TRAGEDY BEING DUBBED 'PASSAY' COMPARED TO ONES LIKE YOURS! YOU HAVE CROSSED THE LINE! AND YOU WILL HAVE TO PAY FOR IT WITH YOUR FREE WILL, YOUR LAND, AND ESPECIALLY...
  • Quack: Not the pool!
  • Pang Bing: YES, EVEN THE MAGIC POOL!!! AND FURTHER MORE, I WILL BE TAKING YOUR PURE IMMORTALITY FOR MY OWN!
  • Quack: YOU CAN'T!! I'LL BE AS UGLY AS SIN!!!
  • Pang Bing: Well, consider that the penalty for leaving our tragedies by comparison! I will be rejuvenated more than THIS mainframe! And YOU will not be there to stop me, but you will STILL be powerful enough to serve me!
  • Quack: NO, PLEASE, NO!!!
  • Lord Shen: HEY, KITTY CAT! THAT'S WHERE WE DRAW THE LINE!
  • Pang Bing:... I'll CROSS it! (Shen got as pissed as Pumbaa would following the same line and he attacked as Pang Bing caught his blade with her fingers and threw them back at him as he deflected them with his sword)... Consider THAT nerve touched!
  • Lord Shen: (He continues throwing blades as she deflects them away from her as they are thrown across the area as the heroes dodged them, ending when Shen has run out of throwing blades)... WHY WON'T YOU-
  • Pang Bing: Oh, be frank, Lord Shen, has this EVER worked? (She force-choked him)... No need to answer that!
  • Celestia: LET HIM GO! (She blasts at her as she put up a blue force field protecting her)
  • Max: (As Sam placed a helmet on him and threw him) WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE! (He struck Pang, going through the obvious magic-shield as she was dazed and seeing Karma Fairies)
  • Lord Shen: (Points his sword at her)... Stand down! And do NOT lay a hand on Quack OR his pool! Oh, and KINDLY undo everything you've done like, FREE our friends, AND give the villains AND Chorh-Gom Prison their members AND prisoners back!
  • Pang Bing:... Would you kill a cat, and risk a scorn from your producer?..... Oh god, I caught that stupid post-modern bug!
  • Lord Shen:... Oh, I don't know, Scroopfan, should I?
  • Scroopfan: "Well, in one hand, she is an exception to the rule, but on the other, what your offering is still to brutal on ANY living creature. Just to be safe, be rough enough that it gets her down, but not enough to kill.
  • Lord Shen: Non-violent and less anti-catism as can be, got it! Let's at least make it as harmless as a neuter!
  • Pang Bing: "Tasteless bird. (Hits Shen with a beam that sends him flying into a ruined building)!"
  • Wu Hu brought out the wreaking balls again.
  • Wu Hu: "Don't worry boss, I'm coming to the rescue-"
  • Hu: HEY WU HU?!! (He turns around to see him)
  • Wu Hu:... Oh, hey cous.
  • Po:... The former legend Wu Hu is... your COUSIN?!?
  • Hu: What, you thought we were different Hus that JUST so happened to be of Imperial status? That's rare even in the Imperial City, and EVEN in a world where names are only limited to short words. AND the inconsistencies of the first and last names being in different places when the Chinese family name is supposed to be in the front of the name.
  • Po:... Wow!... If I had KNOWN that, I would've at least cut you some slack when you first came to enforce the permit system when trying to hunt Bao, Sao, and Mao.
  • Hu: I just didn't want you to embarrass yourself in front of an Imperial enforcer by going gaga over the cousin of a legend that may no longer be a legend because of his criminal status.
  • Wu Hu: That's hurtful cous. I kinda I have to kick your ass for that. Nothing personal, just business.
  • Hu: Whoa, whoa, easy there, Wu! You kill your own cousin AND an Imperial officer, they'll put you away forever.
  • Wu Hu: Ehh, at this point, escaping prison isn't that hard. Get wrecked, son! (He lashed his wrecking-ball maces at him as he dodged, but not forever as he was wrecked in the chest)
  • Hu: HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!! (Normal motion, he fell to the ground) Ohhh, my diaphragm!
  • Wu Hu: Well, cous, it's been fun, but I'm pretty sure even your haters will celebrate a grand celebration in honor of your death! But I'll be nice enough to make it as quick as possable.
  • Po: (He charges into Wu Hu in a same fashion to Waterboy, and pushed him into Pang Bing, squashing her)
  • Pang Bing:... ANYONE ON MY SIDE, THIS ELEPHANT'S GIANT ASS IS CRUSHING MY TAIL!!! GET IT OFF!!
  • Wu Hu: Hey, I know your in alot of pain now, but don't be hurtful and stuff.
  • Pang Bing: Okay, sorry! Will you PLEASE get off of me?
  • Wu Hu: Cool, cool. (He does so as she gasped for air)
  • Pang Bing:... Now... GET THEM!
  • Wu Hu trumpets as the criminals charged in!
  • The Criminals and the Merceranires, joined in by Kun Lao's imperial forces, joined in a three-way battle!
  • Quack: "This isn't happening?! This can't be happening?! I need to reset this with my reset spell! Start all over! Avoid my mistakes?! I got to get Pang Bing to help me save magic!"
  • Quack runs off to his castle!
  • The Mercenary King faces off with Kun Lao.
  • Mercenary King: "We finally meet at least, imperial pig king?!"
  • Kun Lao: Yes we do... Fu Bu.
  • Mercenary King: HOW DARE YOU SPEAK THAT?!
  • Po:... What was that name?
  • Kun Lao: What, do you think I'm going to let you conceal your identity, Guanyu? Well, no more! It's time everyone knew you!
  • Duke:... Can someone tell me whyt this guy hates his real name?
  • Mercenery King: "I AM A GOD AMONG MERCENARIES?! I SHOULD BE TREATED AS SUCH?! HAVING A NAME IS BENEATH ME?!"
  • Deadpool: "Ohhhh. Your gonna be THAT kind of Bad Guy, huh? I'm calling it, we're gonna get a back story on how he came to hate his name!"
  • Fu Bu:... (Growls) Well, since this scumbag of ALL of China blew it, I might as well! I was a former crime lord who ran ALL the cities across China's shores, establishing the biggest criminal syndicate of all time. I was a LEGEND of crime! A GOD! I was UNSTOPPABLE!...

Flashback... But suddenly, Deadpool slices it in half!

  • Deadpool: "NO MORE NEED OF THIS BACKSTORY CRAP?! This epsidoe is taking longer then it really should! So, I'm just gonna assume that NOT Mortal Combat Kung Lao did something to piss you off, right?"
  • Fu Bu: "...... Uh, Actselly-"
  • Deadpool: "Fuck it, don't care! THAT'S CANON?!"
  • Fu Bu: "If you just let me say my piece, I-"
  • Deadpool slices Fu Bu's horn off.....
  • Fu Bu: "......... I'M GONNA KILL YOU, ALIEN?!"
  • Deadpool: Good luck, cow!
  • Fu Bu: I AM AN OX, YOU IDIOT!!
  • Kowalski: Uh, isn't 'Ox' the name of a cattle used for pulling carts?
  • Fu Bu stared blankly at Kolwalski......
  • SMACK?!
  • Kolwalski screamed like a girl as he was sent flying.
  • Po:... To be fair, he WAS making a point.
  • Fu Bu: Yeah, but considering I started OUT as an ABUSED Ox, I consider that HIGHLY offensive!
  • Deadpool: Oxy-Oxy-Oxon!
  • Fu Bu: (Growls and charges him off into the distance)
  • Deadpool: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!
  • Fu Bu: Now, with Mr. Plot-Wrecker out of the way... Uh... Did that sound a little... Anyway, with him out of the way, I can go back to being uninterrupted.

Flashback

  • (Fu Bu): "I was once a mere labor boy. Raised from a no-nonsense father and a pasifist mother."
  • (Icky): "Then how the hell are you so aggresive?"
  • (Fu Bu): "Living with 18 older brothers can teach you to be REALLY tough in unforgiving conditions."
  • (Icky): Wow! And... Where exactly were you raised?
  • (Fu Bu): Qin Shi Huang's Kingdom.
  • (Icky):... Doesn't ring a bell.
  • (Po): I think that's what's called 'Hong Kong' in worlds of modern times.
  • (Icky): OOOHHHHHHH, yeah! I NEED to study Chinese history. BTW, what KIND of Ox is he?
  • (Fu Bu): Gaur. Anyway, as I was saying, my family had a good career as cart-drivers. Unfortunately... Our employer... was the WORST of it, and made OUR job worse! (A boar was seen whipping Fu's family multiple times, making the 18 siblings cry, including Fu)... We were whipped every day.
  • (Fluttershy): That's horrible!
  • (Fu Bu): Oh, it was! And worst of all, most of my family died of the excess whipping. All that was left by the time I finally stepped up was my father and 2 of my siblings. It was on the day my employer brought my father to the whipping room for screwing up a transport, and he did it so many times, I couldn't take it anymore! (He charged in and killed the employer by impaling him with his horns)... Though I felt horrible for having committed a murder, my father's last words from dying of wound infections following that final whipping... Were that he was proud of me for finally stepping up. When he died... I finally had enough. Thus, I took my two brothers and left to make something of myself. But what I did... Attracted the Kung Fu Council. I became a slaver of pig cart-pullers. Treating them in the same manner as WE were treated. But since we were told that two wrongs didn't make a right, the Kung Fu Council had us banished from our home. While my brothers died of starvation and disease, and I was the only one left... I felt that I wasn't standing up HARD enough! So... I did the unthinkable! I went on a long journey to make a name for myself. Swearing I would return to Qin Shi Huang's Kingdom with a grand army. I went to all the shore-line cities of China, and gained this army and more. Thus, when my journey was complete... (He was seen invading Ancient Chinese Hong Kong)... We struck a deal with Qin himself. In exchange for handing over all the kingdom's criminals, I will not destroy his kingdom. Thus, he gave it to me. And because of the influence I had on the many cities I visited across the shores, I practically OWNED them all. And with my home's crime under my control, I was declared a God among crime. Even the leader of the Mongol Empire of old pales in comparison to the campaign I was planning, attempting to spread my influence to ALL crime in China.
  • (Po): HOLY CRAP!! I heard of you in stories, but I NEVER knew how intense you did what you did! Quite frankly, I feel weird and crazy for saying this, but YOU'RE SO COOL!!!
  • (Fu Bu): "..... I, usually get nothing but scorn."
  • (Shifu): "Don't mind Po, he's, abit of a kung fu enfusiest ever since he saw the Five Defeat Boar."

Flashback ends.

  • Fu Bu: ".... Ok, any OTHER reason besides that, because you people ain't giving me the hatred and fear that comes with being the God of all Crime!"
  • Cynder: "Your a victim of a very unfortunate circumstance. It's not our place to judge you for only doing what was expected from someone of your past."
  • Shifu: "But all the same, even though that I agree that the council should've handled you better, they were still right in their intentions. You repeating the actions of your abuser only made your brothers look as if they died in vain."
  • Fu Bu: "(Snorts), That much I expected. But save your pity! It doesn't change the fact, that the God of all Crime, challnages the Shell Louge Squad, in a battle that'll be remembered in all of history! (Pulls out two giant swords!)"
  • Spyro: "Well aren't we a regular Gual.... Well if that's what you want, who are we to deny you? Bring it!"
  • Fu Bu:... Don't you wanna hear the rest of my story?
  • Spyro: Well, we're gonna have to agree with Deadpool and say that your reign of terror ended when Kun Lao destroyed it.
  • Kun Lao: Oh, I did, actually. And it wasn't hard. I DID have to get the Kung Fu Council in so they can do what they can to make up for what they did to make him this way. But nevertheless, I had him sent to Chorh-Gom Prison... For only a day. He ended up escaping.
  • Po: WOW! So much for 'Escape from Chorh-Gom Prison being impossible!'. Aside from 'impossible' being an excessively-strong word, escape from that place isn't exactly hard at this point.
  • Shifu: (Sighs) Tell me about it.
  • Fu Bu: Well, I have been particularly waiting for the moment to slay you, Kun Lao... Though, not exactly as Emperor because that's the LAST thing I'd do, even as the God of Crime. I just needed to wait until you retired. Now that you are, I found a GOLDEN opportunity from Quack to finish what I started. And now that you and I are on the same ship, revenge... Will be... SWEET!!!
  • Po: If you wanna get to him, you gotta go through me- (He charged into him as he hit a wall) DOOFH!!!... Okay, that was a good way of getting through me.
  • Shifu: But it won't work forever! Even as a retired emperor, we STILL respect him enough to defend him. We will not let you bring Quack NOR Pang this far because of the loss of your campaign!
  • Fu Bu: "Your funerals, Imperial Defenders?!" (They both fought as the fight continued all across the ship's deck)
  • Deadpool: (Teleported back with Kowalski)... OH, GOOD! I didn't miss anything!
  • Kowalski: Now, remember, Deadpool, NO KILLING PEOPLE!
  • Deadpool: As if I hadn't heard that from you misfits before. You don't have to worry.... (He took out a minigun)
  • Kowalski: WHOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAA-
  • Deadpool: RUBBER BULLETS, COMPLETELY SAFE! A KNOCKOUT! STOP CLUCKING LIKE A CHICKEN! (He fires rapidly as everyone avoided it, dumbfounded by Deadpool's recklessness)
  • Twilight: Oh, for the love of Celestia!
  • Lord Shen: "CONFOUNDERY, DEADPOOL?!"
  • Deadpool: HEY, AT LEAST I'M HELPING!!! (Much of the Mercs were knocked out cold by his rubber bullet minigun)
  • Fu Bu: AWWW, F*** ME!!! (He was able to prove a good match against Po and his friends even after losing a horn as he kicks Mantis, Punches Po in the stomach, back-hands Shifu, and pushes Tigress' head into the ground) Gotcha, kitty cat!
  • Tigress: (Muffled) Is that... All... You got?
  • Fu Bu: As a matter of fact... (Begins to crush Tigress' skull until Deadpool sliced off his other horn) YAAAAAAAAAAHHH!!
  • Deadpool: Leave the cute kitty cat with stripes alone!
  • Fu Bu:... Fine! (He throws Tigress at him as they crashed)
  • Tigress:... Well, at least you tried!
  • Fu Bu: What, did you all think I couldn't defend myself? I may not know ANY Kung Fu since I have a grudge against it, but I am NOT like Shen who just decides to use it regardless of HIS prejudice against it.
  • Lord Shen: (Sighs) Look, it's NOT exactly of my own choice that I learned it, okay? I'm merely self-taught. Plus, I learned much of it when I was still in line to rule Gongmen City. When Kung Fu ruined me, I... Nevertheless felt like the dirty hypocrite you are dubbing me as when I was forced to use it for evil. Plus, that's kinda what corruption powder does to you. Sometimes, you tend to shift thoughts.
  • Cobra: WHY YOU, HOW DARE YOU MOCK THE EFFICIENCY OF MY POWDER?!?
  • Lord Shen: But if you feel like you can take a former villain that shamefully and inadvertently turned himself into a hypocrite, then by all means, use whatever you learned on me.
  • Fu Bu: Oh, what I displayed? It's not the result of poultry martial arts. You should know that we bulls and oxen have our OWN natural self-defense skills. It's in our blood. Still, you're a hypocrite for having Kung Fu even BEFORE your prejudice against it. But as for the offer, then bring it! I can fight well even WITHOUT the horns you're retard friend took!
  • Lord Shen: Very well!... Let's see if you can dodge... (Takes out his blades) THIS! (He lashed out at him as he dodged multiple times, or even blocked his attacks with his bulks, and before he could slash at his face, he grabbed the wing, and threw him to the ground) OOF! (He threw him into Deadpool)
  • Deadpool: (As they landed) OH-HO, MY KIDNEY!!
  • Lord Shen: (He stepped on Deadpool as he got up, and threw blades at him as he ran and rolled out of the way, leading to him using his sword as he used his own to get into a duel)
  • Fu Bu: (He ended up slashing off one of Shen's tail feathers, surprising him as Fu Bu punched him to a wall)...
  • Lord Shen:... You dumb ox! How DARE you take one of my tail feathers?!?
  • Fu Bu: I've taken peacock tail feathers before and kept them as trophies. You're clearly no different.
  • Lord Shen:... Well, consider it a BIG mistake doing it to one of a GRAND lineage! (He attacks him again until he back-handed him to the ground) OOF!
  • Fu Bu:... You are pathetic, Shen! (As he picked him up by the head) You were beaten by a panda with more brawns than brains! I have BOTH! What makes you a match for someone like me?
  • Lord Shen: (He kicked him in the stomach and got himself free)... Because, tough guy, I am NOT the pitiful villain I once was. All that stubbornness in me made me weak. When I focus on doing what's best, you're basically unstoppable. Now give up!
  • Fu Bu: Never gonna happen, fan-butt!
  • Lord Shen:... What did you just call me?!?
  • Fu Bu: "You heard me, you overglorifived turkey! I called you a fan bu-"

1 second later.

  • Fu Bu was sent flying into a building with a cannon ball as he crashed and an exploudtion was caused!
  • Fu Bu: "(Dazed) You gonna have to do better then tha..... Ohhhhhh (Faints)."
  • Icky: "..... Gazelle, learn this lesson well, never press the "Fanbutt" Button."
  • Pang Bing: But that won't save him forever! (She blasts him to a wall)
  • Lord Shen:... Ouch!
  • Pang Bing: I've come too far to be stopped by the likes of a bunch of misfit freaks.
  • Fu-Xi: Those 'misfits' are heralded UUniverse-wide because they have proved that even a bunch of CLOWNS can save the day.
  • Pang Bing: (Chuckles) Wise words from the legend of snakes turned renegade.
  • Viper: HEY! He's clearly far from the same snake that tried to poison a water supply! He's SO MUCH MORE now!
  • Fu-Xi: And let's see how you fare against what's considered a Lord of all Snakes!
  • Pang Bing: What is a lord to a god?
  • Fu-Xi: What is a god to a non-believer? (He attacks until Pang Bing grabs him by the neck, pounds his head on the ground multiple times, and throws him into all the Snake heroes, getting them all tied up cartoonishly in the process)
  • Pang Bing:... Do you believe NOW?!?
  • Fu-Xi:... You might say that!... Owch!
  • Deadpool: "Ha! Totally saw that Abridged DBZ Movie Broly reference coming awhile away!"
  • Lola: Well, it looks like we'll be a little 'tied up' at the moment. (A rimshot was heard as none of the snakes were amused)
  • Sir Hiss:... Not amusing, Lola.

Quack's castle.

  • Quack got into his throwne room and found his time relic.
  • Quack: ".... Yes.... Yes?! Now, My time relic?! Reset to earlier in the day to avoid me ever upsetting Pang Bing!"
  • The Relic began to glow.
  • Quack: "Yes?! I'll have a renewed chance at getting Pang Bing's trust! I'll avoid my terrorable mistake?! I'LL SAVE MAGIC?! (LAUGHS MANIACLY?!)"
  • ???: Hold it right there! (Celestia and Luna teleported in)
  • Luna: You MAY need to note that time-travel IS strictly forbidden.
  • Quack: If you're worried that this will cause grandfather paradoxes that will tear the UUniverses apart, then know that this is a MAGICAL form of time-travel. Paradox-free.
  • Celestia: Trust me, even for Star-Swirl the Bearded, anti-paradox time-travel is HARD to create. It takes knowledge of the HIGHEST Gods to create it.
  • Quack: Well, too bad! It's worth the risk!
  • Celestia: Oh, it is NOT worth destroying the UUniverses! (Magically causes the relic to explode)... Besides, Pang Bing would already sense you trying to tamper with time, and do the same thing to stop you. She may be evil, but she respects the flow of time just as much as any other.
  • Quack:... (Growls) You filthy High Councilors! (Tries to bring up the anti-magic sheild again, but fails)..... What?! What?! What's wrong?! My anti-magic sheild isn't responding?!
  • Luna: "Uh, sorry to say, Pang Bing accounted for the magic shield, too. She clearly saw to it that you were secretly hexed to not do it again to make sure you don't inadvertingly leave her vulerable to capture."
  • Quack: ".... No?! NO?! How are the Mercenaries suppose to stop you now?!"
  • Celestia: "It was never their desteny to help you succeed in the first place."
  • Quack grew anger to the point that it was causing his younger form to flicker and nearly show his true aged form.
  • Quack: ".... All, I am trying to do, is avenge and bring back magic to a world that nearly destroyed it?! WHY FIGHT AGAINST THAT WHEN YOUR FELLOW MAGIC USERS?! Wouldn't any of you two do the same if Magic got usurped by some other power like Chi?! Is magic not worth fighting for to you?!"
  • Celestia: Is the answer not clear to you? Magic and Chi is ALREADY existing as well as they can be together. Sure, magic isn't as common, but perhaps it's for the best considering all the terrible things it's being used for. Like when Mantis was made a giant or when Po got shoes to enhance his Kung Fu.
  • Quack: "Those blasted witches don't count!? They were PART of the reason why magic was treated poorly?!"
  • Celestia: Perhaps. But it is not fair to ignor the legit problems in faver of the goods. Nothing is without it's good and evils. And both must be acknowledge, so no side was right or wrong, as suppose to that the means to adressed the problems just went awray. Eitherway, it's clear that nobody in this world is ready for magic, yet they DO respect it. They just need to get used to it and trust it more. Problem is, bad exsamples or not, those witch sisters, and you, are proving to make that more of a challnage then it should've been.
  • Quack: BUT THAT'S EXACTLY WHAT I AM TRYING?! TO MAKE MAGIC ACCEPTED?!
  • Celestia: No. You're only aiming to make it co-exist in the wrong ways. Evil is NOT going to fix it.
  • Quack: "EVIL?! How is only trying to get due justice for what the Chi Master's did, EVIL?!"
  • Celestia: "Perhaps the intention is good, but it's marred by unjust methods, and that your avenging something that doesn't need to anymore. If not true evil, then at best, an outdated good now considered evil modernly, like that to Pred Judu Des."
  • Luna: Indeed. And there's the whole "eliminating Chi" thing. Even if it was the shorce of your woes, you had no right to mimic what others did to you. Chi clearly had it's bad exsamples, and is clearly learning from those mistakes. Would Oogway turned on Kai so easily if that wasn't true? Because Kai was like those Inquisitors. They were more power-parasites then true chi users, like how you say the pig sisters are no true representations of magic. Even if they were never encouraged by any emperor, good or bad, they would've still harmed magic either way. Purely to satisfy their needs. With this in mind, it's clear your more the victim of Chi Parasites and/or the unworthy, then Chi as a whole. Plus, your magic is clearly weakening since you teamed up with Pang Bing. Without power like that, you leave yourself vulnerable to the penance the Lightflies will give upon you for abusing their magic on Gazelle.
  • Quack: Just LEAVE! I KNOW what I'm doing!
  • Luna: Do you?
  • Quack: Yes!
  • Luna: I don't think you do.
  • Quack: You still won't stop me! As long as I have my Magic Pool, I will prevail!
  • Celestia: Yeah, you're losing control of THAT, too. Why else is your youth fading away? The Magic Pool is rejecting you thanks to Pang's influence.
  • Quack: "You don't know that?! It could just be because my anger is making the magic lose focus?! That can happen from time to time?"
  • Celestia: "But is it as reaquint as you started to show signs of appearence degeneration? Your changing from your initional form to your true state."
  • Quack noticed that his religent robe and young appearence is showing signs of fade and worn.
  • Quack: ".... It's, it's nothing! It just needs to be rejuvenated it's all!"
  • Quack tries to use the magic of the pool to revitalise him, but the water barely responds to him other then some embarrising moments when it just splashed back into the water.
  • Quack: "Wha, wha, wha, IMPOSSABLE?! This water is processed by the will of my subjects?! It ALWAYS HEEDS to my whims?! Why is this being a problem now?!"
  • Luna: "Pang Bing comes to mind. Those spirits have been given reason to bileve that you are no longer worthy to be considered their king. Whatever you had to earn their trust long ago, has been lost to time."
  • Quack: "BUT HOW?! THEY SHOULDN'T EVEN KNOW MUCH ABOUT PANG BING?! HOW CAN SHE-"
  • Celestia: "She may've made it that she magicly showed them your worse self when you considered your tragity to be worse then her's."
  • Quack: "..... No?! No?! (To the pool) My loyal subjects, please, what I said was out of anger?! I couldn't control with what I was saying?! I WAS ONLY UPSET THAT MY CENTAURIES OLD PLAN IS FALLING APART?! I CONSIDER HER TRAGITY AN EQUIL TO MINE, REGUARDLESS OF NUMBERS?! PLEASE?! I NEED YOUR SUPPORT?! WE HAVE TO GET MAGIC BACK?! WE-"
  • Luna: I'm afraid they won't respond to you anymore. And they never will again because you've just given them a reason to think that you gave them nothing that shows them that you respect them as thinking people. You have showed yourself as uncompromised by labeling Pang Bing's tragedy as passé. You dubbed prejudicial ruin as inferior to greedy ruin, and that proved to be a big mistake that cost you your loyalties. Prejudice is FAR worse than greed, and you had forgotten that.
  • Quack:... PLEASE, MY SUBJECTS, PLEASE FORGIVE ME!
  • Luna: I told you, they won't respond to you. Your finished.
  • Quack: NO! PLEASE! SOMEONE, SAVE ME!!
  • ???: You cannot leave! (Elzaorbana and several other Lightflies appeared)... And so, it is time for you to pay the price for desecrating our magic and it's purity.
  • Quack: No! NO, PLEASE!!! HELP!! (He was magically restrained) NOOOOO!!!

Outside the castle.

  • Quack's "No" was heard and echoed throughout the ruins.
  • Pang Bing: "..... Tsk........ I trust that means Quack is out of the picture. Then my hostile takeover of the magic pool artery of this universe is complete."
  • Cynder: "Well bad news Pang Bing, it's gonna be brief and unforfilling. We just freed whatever was left of the drones. You no longer control the Sure Gom Prisoners."
  • Deadpool: "Those events were off-camera'd? Aw man, no proper reolution to things shown in the prior chapters suck!"
  • Pang Bing: "A jesture that neither bothers me, nor impresses me. Now that I have the magic pool, (makes a new cauldron) AND a stronger cauldron, and with the new emperor readily avaluable (Magicly drags Lu Kang to a makeswhift magic throwne that holds him down), I can proceed with my plans to make my own eclipse and proceed with my plans reguardless of what happens! Wu Hu, Xei, keep these fools from bothering me again."
  • Wu Hu and Xei stood between the heroes and Pang Bing.
  • The Assassins that were after Ming joined in.
  • Ming: "Ugh, those assassins again!"
  • Deadpool: "Ok, before we get into the battle, listen, assassin guys, we didn't get the chance to know your names. Could you establish them for the sake of convinence? I mean, apart from the snake and the bull, we know THEIR names, but what about the other ones?"
  • Fang Hai: Well, if you MUST know, the others behind me are the Assassins of Ju Lu!
  • Po: (Gasps) THE Assa-
  • Fang Hai: SHUT IT, YOU FANGASMIC FATASS!! (Po shut up)... They are lead by the great Ju Lu herself!
  • Assassin Leopard: That's me! And THIS is Chow Wi... (The Assassin Wolf snarled)... THIS is Chong (The Assassin Crocodile)... THIS is Ko Onyx (The Assassin Bull snorted angrily)... And the cunning widow, Spin Xaolung! (The Assassin Spider)
  • Deadpool: And what about the others that joined the plump-goose's army?
  • Pinkie: Yeah, I mean, come on, we DO need to get to know each other more, EVEN if you're meanies.
  • Fang Hai:... (Sighs) If you insist! Everyone? Give 'em what they want!
  • Rufous-Necked Hornbill: Oh, FINALLY! Someone had the balls to ask! I'm Guiying! Lost my babies to some custody-stealing bastards!
  • Siberian Ibex: I'm Guanyu Jian! I am a former Mongolian Hun Slayer disgraced into retirement, and thus I take revenge against all who rejected me by showing them I can do something grand, including CRIME!
  • Pangolin: I'm Xiulan! A member of the long-imprisoned Xiling Roller Clan! I seek to avenge my highly-injured family in prison by being the first to revive the Clan from near-destruction.
  • Panda: I'm Yi-Yi! I'm a former and shamed Chi master of grand descent who was banished for just trying to be taken seriously. Now I take revenge by serving the great God of Crime!
  • Chinese Pond Heron: I'm Zhihao! Flying scourge of Bandit skies! I kill for bounties from the God of Crime!
  • Asian Golden Cat: I'm Wei Gang! Last of the destroyed Gang Gang! (Some of the heroes laughed) DON'T LAUGH! Their founder was had a brain infection, and he and I are very sensitive about it! Now, I avenge them by serving the God of Crime!
  • ???: And I... (He appears as a large buff Water buffalo larger than Temutai and even Li Dong appeared, scaring Po and the other)... Am Qiang Rong! I make your old foe Li Dong look pale in comparison. Like him, I wanted to be big so I would no longer be pushed around. And when I did, my sheer willpower gave me the growth spurts to surpass HIS size!
  • Deadpool:... Yeah, bulls***! You had to have some permanent steroids.
  • Qiang Rong: No steroids! No black magic, either! This is what I was DESTINED to be! The ultimate mercenary EVER to serve the God of Crime! So much so, he dubbed me, the Herald of Crime! And I'm not the only one! (He shows other water buffalos that are more or less like him)... Say hi to my brothers and sisters!
  • Po:... There's a little pee coming out of me right now!
  • Qiang Rong: Fu Bu held us as a last resort. But when we saw him being launched off the ship, we NEEDED to act. So, here we are! And you are going to fall so hard, you'll injure gravity itself!
  • Deadpool: PFFT, I can come up with better metaphors than that! But, there's others. Who are they?
  • Ox #1: Ju Wei!
  • Ox #2: Ju Bos!
  • Yak #1: Yo Ai!
  • Rhino #1: Horn Wao!
  • Rhino #2: Onshu!
  • Takin: Zhu Beijang!
  • Ram #1: Ram Shou!
  • Ram #2: Ram Whou!
  • Ram #3: Ram Zhou!
  • Boar #1: Yam Bhu!
  • Boar #2: Yam Fuji!
  • Pig #1: Yo Yu!
  • Pig #2: Yo Ming!
  • Pig #3: Yo Qing!
  • Pig #4: Wi Shang!
  • Pig #5: Lee Wong!
  • Pig #6: Ai Long!
  • Pig #7: Qiang!
  • Pig #8: Juin Yeng!
  • Rabbit:... Yijun!... (The heroes laughed until he bit Po's leg as he screamed and clumsily ran across the area until he ran himself into the wall) HAH!
  • Po:... I haven't been THIS humiliated by a bunny since Pen Fang!
  • Deadpool:... Well... I guess now that we all know each other... I guess we can FINALLY get this underway!
  • Qiang Rong: Easier DONE THAN SAID! ATTACK, IN THE NAME OF THE GOD OF CRIME!!!
  • Deadpool: Oh, you forgot one little thing, tubbo!
  • Qiang Rong:... And what would THAT be?
  • Deadpool: That introduction thing... WAS MERELY A DISTRACTION!!!
  • Fang Hai: "WHAT?!"
  • Bu: "Uhhhh..... An distraction for wha-"
  • The Assassins suddenly fell down to a trapdoor from nowhere that leads to a giant cage!
Warner Bros Sound Effects Library

Warner Bros Sound Effects Library

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  • Twilight:... Eagle-Beak, you can make trap doors appear from nowhere with a spell?
  • Eagle-Beak: Well, yeah. If anything should help a villain, it's a trap door. Granted, it wouldn't work on flight-capable heroes, but those that can't fly are pretty much sacked.
  • Wu Hu: "..... Wow. No wonder these guys weren't allowed much screen time."
  • Mama Xei: "Ughhhhh. Remind me to duct their pay after we win this. Wu darling, deal with the stronger lougers, I'll have my ways with the weak links."
  • Wu Hu: "Sure thing. And no way that freaky marvel reject can surprise us with anything."
  • Icky: "..... Deadpool, you have our full permission to go on flat out psyco looney tune on these assholes."
  • Deadpool: Okay-
  • Lord Shen: BUT NO KILLING!!!
  • Deadpool: I KNOW!!!
  • Wu Hu: "Ok, time out, is there something we don't really know abou-"
  • Music plays.
  • Mama Xei: ".... Is that, Weird Al Music?

As the Music plays, Deadpool humiliates and overwealms Wu Hu and Mama Xei, to everyone, even Pang Bing's, though modest, surprise!

"Weird Al" Yankovic Bad Hair Day - The Alternative Polka

"Weird Al" Yankovic Bad Hair Day - The Alternative Polka

  • Pang Bing: Okay, I think I've dealt with enough nonsense from you! (Magically makes his own body explode, leaving his head in tact)
  • Shrek:... You DO know he has a healing factor, right?
  • Pang Bing: Yes, but at least he won't be an annoyance for the remainder of this fight. Plus, he'll have to deal with fighting nude.
  • Icky: Uh... His suit has a healing factor as well.
  • Pang Bing:... HOW?!?
  • Icky: Because of COURSE it does! We don't get it either! Now stop licking your balls, and fight us!
  • Pang Bing: HOW DARE YOU?!? (She casts lightning from the sky as everyone constantly jumps out of the way)
  • Po: AAAAHH!! WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE!!!
  • Sam: (Sighs as he walks towards Pang Bing)
  • Rita: SAM, WHERE ARE YOU GOING?!? (Sam walked up to Pang Bing as she continued terrorizing the heroes until Sam sprayed pepper spray in her eyes)
  • Pang Bing: UYGH!! (She staggers back and twitches in aggravation)... OH, YOU INSOLENT FOOLS!!! AAAAHGH, YOU TORTUROUS REPROBATES!!! YOU HAVEN'T SEEN THE LAST OF MEEEE!! (She teleports away)...
  • Deadpool Head: HAH! You totally went Witch Warrior on her ass! (Everyone recovered from the fight)
  • Eagle-Beak: ".... Are you missions usually THIS chaostic?!"
  • Icky: "Try hanging out with us more often and then ask us that."
  • Wu Hu and Xei are seen laying in the ground defeated.
  • Wu Hu: "..... Xei..... I think Pang Bing ditched us."
  • Mama Xei: "Don't worry..... She left us to be able to use her powers to make a new elplcise. It won't matter if we're in jail by then. Pang Bing still wins reguardless."
  • Gazelle: I wouldn't get my hopes up. After you, your criminal friends, the freed original prison population, and Quack's little merc army are in prison, we're going to make sure your master is defeated for good, AND we get rid of what is driving her to evil deeds.
  • Mama Xei: Oh, sure, and what're you gonna do about it? You're STILL depowered!
  • Gazelle: Yes, but not forever. Soon enough, I'll be back to full strength. (A light shined as multiple Lightflies appeared in a circle)... Speak of the devil!
  • Enlightrant: (Came in)... Well, Uniter Princess, it wasn't easy, but I THINK I may've found a solution to your curse. ESPECIALLY since we have Quack in our jurisdiction. He will be dealt with accurdingly. We have been able to get much information from him. Thing is, though garrentied to restore your powers 100%, eh..... It's not gonna be a fast progress. You'll only end up getting your powers back bit by bit, so, only the basic stuff first like, the Uniter Blade not looking like a piece of garbage, but, complex stuff like the avatar state and that cool mind thing with the Uniter moving on it's own, well, it kinda has to come back bit by bit. Trust me, it's better then waiting 10 weeks with a cat witch running around and making things troublesome.
  • Duke:... Well... I guess it's better than waiting for 10 weeks!
  • Gazelle: Well, then, by all means, do what you must!
  • Enlightrant: "And best part, he was surprisingly quick to offer it too. Ya think the guy would've been WAY more stubbern. Ok, now it's time to-"
  • Deadpool suddenly shot down Enlightrant to everyone's shock! Though it didn't kill Enlightrant, the shot was good enough that it made Enlightrant forget the spell!
  • Lord Shen: "WHAT IN THE, DEADPOOL?! WHAT THE HELL?!"
  • Deadpool: "Hey, for once, I did something productive?! Think about it guys! This is the same asshole that tricked Gazelle to drink a curse in a bottle! Are you SERIOUSLY gonna trust the guy again after that?! What if he lied and gave the old fool a recipe for a irreverseable curse that makes it that the overgrown key rejects your Shakira as a Gazelle friend! If he did something like that to me, I know I wouldn't trust jackshit to what he says!"
  • Eagle-Beak: "..... Actselly, The Red Ninja processes a good point. Are you people gonna trust Quack after what he did to start all of this? He's obviously not a sort to give up so easily. I known someone of a simular nature. I mean, he just lost his chance to appeal to Pang Bing. Her willful betrayal or not, he would clearly sooner blame US then to adhere to our wishes."
  • Elsabana: "...... Perhaps, but you didn't had to shoot down our enchanter?!"
  • Deadpool: "Ohhh, is he?"
  • Deadpool picks up the wounded Enlightrant.
  • Deadpool: "OR IS HE JUST A FAKE FULL O'SHIT?!"
  • Deadpool then proceeded to seemingly ripped Enlightrant's skin off, but it is actselly magical clouth, as it turns out it was Jallmadoor all the long?!
  • Everyone gasped!
  • Elzaorbana: "JALLMADOOR?!"
  • Icky: "WAIT WAIT WAIT, HOLD UP?! HOW DID, HOW DID YOU, HOW DID HE, HEY?! WHAT'S GOING ON HERE?!"
  • Timon: "MY SENTIMENTS EXACTLY?!"
  • Jallmadoor: "Impossable?! My PLAN WAS FOOL PROOF?! IT SHOULD'VE BEEN IMMUNED TO AN IDIOT LIKE YOU?!"
  • Deadpool: "Ya see..... Funny story on that. Everyone may recall on how I shot my head off back in the butterfly planet to avoid boringness? Well turns out, it was both fun, AND it served a purpose!"

Flashback.

  • (Deadpool): "Ya see, my lady friend Death was able to warn me that things weren't on the up and up. Ya see, the real Enlightrant guy.... Well....."
  • The Real Enlighrant was seen studing on his work prior to the entire events of the first part, but Jallmadoor was hidden in what shadow is avaluable, and eventually lounged out and pounced onto Enlightrant!
  • Jallmadoor overwealmed and defeated Enlightrant.
  • Jallmadoor proceeded to magicly absorbed Enlightrant, so he can mimic his form, personality, and even powers.
  • (Deadpool): ".... The flashback said it better. After litterally taking over Enlightrant, when he was alone, he made a clone of himself to take his place to avoid alarming the queen, and had the crazy jackass and the big brute, serve as distractions so guards are kept from trying to interview the clone when they felt something wasn't in the up and up and make them forget about it like jackasses. And then, he came to furry china, and sturke a deal with ol' Quacky at dark that he used the magic of the old Lighfly spell book to make Gazelle incredability useless as part of his own attempt to be able to snag Gazzy while malmitulating Quacky to his faver. He posed as Enlightrant and lied about Gazelle being a freaking spoiled brat to even motivate Quack to do it.... It, kinda didn't help that Gazelle kinda DID acted like one when she didn't liked how this place funtions, I mean, wow, you make Wolverine look like a pasifist, lady!"
  • (Gazelle): "I was upset about not being able to meet my parents the first time in years in faver of some party for a world under an old fastioned system unafraid of being inhumaned to even legitimately bad people! I can't HELP but to be upset!"
  • (Deadpool): "Well thanks to you being such a damn liberal about a world STILL IN IT'S ANICHENT TIMES WHERE SHIT LIKE THAT IS GENERALLY ACCEPTED, Quack ended up thinking that "Enlightrant" was right about you! So, that's why we're all here, people!"

Flashback ends.

  • Deadpool: "And I can bet ya that whatever Quack gave to him, is only gonna make our problems worse?!"
  • Jallmadoor: "(Laughs)! Well played, idiot! Perhaps your not as stupidly renigade or worthlessly violent as you typically are! You figured out my entire plan! Well, at least, the basics. Your beloved reaper failed to mention my motivation behind perimently absorbing the enchanter!"
  • Deadpool: "It's so you can take away Gazelle's giant key and make yourself powerful enough to bring back your sister and her army to reclaim Alistadar, right?"
  • Jallmadoor: "My intention was to-....... Wha, wha, HOW DID YOU KNOW THAT?!"
  • Deadpool: "Ya see, my girl death may be sexualised bones, but she's NO bone-head! She knew about your bullshit plan to make Gazelle helpless to you and for you to take avantaged of a bunch of magic users victimised by discrimination, just so you can not only get your family back from when Overlord Goldern Armor Wearing Generic Devil Man, but get the approval of the big de facto huncho of the Mothrons himself! See, she couldn't stop ya herself, because Reapers aren't allowed to get involved. But since she dates a bad ass unkilliable mercenary, and I just so happened to be with the guys, well.... Here we are, bro."
  • Jallmadoor: ".... I can't believe my fool-proof plan was discovered by a mexican food and breakfest item loving deformed violent imbacile because he was dating a very rare female reaper."
  • Deadpool: "If I had a dollar everytime someone called me that, it'd be more profitable then my current job! And trust me, I usually get GREAT contacts to waste some serious scum of the earth!"
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TFS Bardock Unforgiving Rage

  • Jallmadoor: "..... There is nothing about this whole senario that makes me so inferiated by your stupidity that I wanna do more horrendus things to do then I intended on when I had first met you. Nor so disgusted by how my plan was exposed that wanted to violently throw up my own enturnal organs! I dispise you so intensely that I can't tell if my vision is blurrly because of my old age, or undying unforgiving rage! If allowed, once after I am able to take the Uniter's blade away, I will gut you with an honest to Mother Darkness smile on my face, and then proceed to bpaint the home I buildt from your body and that of your friends with your very blood!"
  • Fluttershy fainted with a sheep sound as Rarity fainted after sighing.
  • Nick: "..... Buddy..... You, have issues."
  • Pumbaa dropped his jaw.
  • The Hyenas started awe-strucked.
  • Patrick: "..... Wow, that guy needs to seek professional help."
  • Spongebob started to twich uncontrolably while blabbering like an idiot.
  • Sandy: "Spongebob, are you twitchy?"
  • Spongebob: "Twitchy? Who's Twitchy? Duh I'm not Twitchy!"
  • Blot: "..... Ya know..... I like how that guy thinks."
  • Eangle-Beak: "You realise he is including us, right?"
  • Blot: "Yeah, but I'm just saying that I like how he thinks."
  • Deadpool: "...... (Singalongly) Someone's triggered!"
  • Jallmadoor: "...... THAT'S IT?! KILLING YOU ALL?! YOU, SLUT?! GIVE UP THE UNITER KEYBLADE?!"
  • Gazelle: "No!"
  • Jallmadoor: "GIVE IT UP?!"
  • Gazelle: "No!"
  • Jallmadoor: "DON'T TEST ME, YOUNG LADY?! COMPAIRED TO MY MANY YEARS ALIVE, YOUR BASICLY A TODDLER TO ME?! GIVE IT UP!?"
  • Gazelle: "I WON'T! Besides, it'll end up hurting you anyway!"
  • Jallmadoor: "Ohhhh, but that's the brillience of perimently absorbing a Lightfly! I am granted an ability to hold the uniter blade all I want! And best of all..... The Light can no longer weaken me nor age me. I am the pinicale of perfect! I can accept both light and darkness?! I, am a god among Mothrons and Lightflies! I, am, the empifenmy of the equinox of good and evil itself?! And with the uniter blade..... MY RISE TO ENTURNAL GREATNESS, SHALL BEGIN?!"
  • Gazelle: "That only gives me more reason to not-"
  • Jallmadoor: "DON'T TEST ME, BITCH?! (Smacks Gazelle across the face and sent her flying through wrecked buildings, as she loses the Uniter blade!) (Jallmadoor reappears) KA-KA-KA-KA-KA-COMBO!? (Air-Stomps Gazelle, while she screams simular to Street Figher, straight into the ground as a loud crash is heard as smoke spread throughout the area.)...... K-O! Jallmadoor, wins."
  • Jallmadoor lands to a greatly wounded Gazelle as the Uniter blade was seen from afar.
  • Jallmadoor raises his hand, and began magicly summoning the Uniter Blade to him, as it turned from junky and old, to new, but dark!
  • Jallmadoor grabs the blade.....
  • Jallmadoor: "My brief allience with that water fowl paid off. Now, I have become the first ever Mothron to successfully capture the blade, and the Uniter...... As much the emperor would enjoy meeting you alive, I rather take precautions in any event you suddenly have your powers restored, (raises the tainted uniter blade over Gazelle), by ending, your life. And to think, this could've all been avoided, if you hadn't acted like a spoiled brat. YOU, ARE CLEARLY FAR FROM SHU MULAN, YOU INSUDBORDENATE WRENCH?!"
  • Jallmadoor tried to stab Gazelle to everyone's horror, but surprisingly, when the Uniter Blade touched Gazelle, it didn't stabbed or penitraited, nor was it able to even do it magicly. It was like if Jallmadoor tried to stab contrict.
  • Jallmadoor: "..... What? WHAT?!"
  • Jallmadoor continiously tried to stab her, but failed.....
  • Jallmadoor: "MOTHER DARKNESS?! I KNOW THAT BLASTED GOOSE RENDERED YOUR POWERS USELESS, BUT IS THE BLADE AS USELESS AS WELL?! THE DARKNESS MAGIC I HAVE BESTOWED APAWN IT SHOULD'VE ENABLED IT TO BE STRONG?! WHY IS IT NOT KILLING YOU?!"
  • Gazelle: "...... You may, have the power to make it that you can hold the Uniter Blade and restored it to dark greatness, but it is more then just a weapon. It is capable to know who it's master is. And just because you process the lifeforce of the poor enchanter to enable yourself to weild it, does not make you it's master."
  • Jallmadoor: "..... (Growls)! WELL IF IT WASN'T FOR THE STUPID NINJA, I WOULD'VE MADE IT THAT YOU WEREN'T IT'S MASTER ANYMORE AND I COULD'VE BEEN MADE A NEW GOD?! A GOD TO WORSHIP ALONG SIDE MOTHER DARKNESS?! A GOD, WHOU COULD'VE REVIVED HIS SISTER AND THE FAMILY HE LOST TO STRANGLE?! THAT INSOBORDENATE MINOR SERVENT OF DARKNESS DESTROYED MY FAMILY FOR WHAT WE ONLY DID WHAT WAS FOR MOTHER DARKNESS?! SO WHAT HIS BLASTED DAUGHTER WAS A UNITER?! HER FATE WAS SEALED WHEN SHE ACCEPTED THIS WEAPON?! DID HE HONESTLY BELIEVED THAT SHE WAS GONNA LIVE FOREVER?! AND I'M SURE THE WORTHLESS WRENCH BARELY EXCUSES HIM TO BECOME DEMON?! A DARKSPAWN HOPEFUL NO LESS?!"
  • Gazelle: "..... And believe me, he had no right to did what he did..... But I don't hold it against him for being a broken father, who lost his child to the Mothrons, most likely any member of your family."
  • Jallmadoor: ".... I shouldn't be TOO surprised your like this. Your even willing to show kindness to a pitiful media thief, who aided in a conspiracty by a crybaby little mutton who couldn't stand being bossed around by an idiotic high promiseing minor leader of a city! Knowingly or not, that conspiracty could've ruined your little career as a slutly singing siren and could've left you as a nobody like everyone else. And yet you still treat him like family?"
  • Gazelle: "In case you were unable to understand this for all those years you are alive, no one's perfect. That is why many races could never really match the likes of yours. We are still only understanding our greater purposes in life. And one day, we all will atthive that kind of greatness both Lightflies and Mothrons are capable off."
  • Jallmadoor: "(Chuckles)..... Is that like one of your many motivational banters to make people like themselves? How amusing..... I suppose if that I can't end you, I'll demoralise you greatly enough so you will feel noting but fear torwords me. (Turns to the heroes)..... And what better way then to slay, every single one of your dear friends, right here, right now?"
  • Hank: "Uh..... Tecnecally, some of us aren't nessersarly friends persay, we're here because of a brief allience and-"
  • Jallmadoor teleported around Hank and imtimidated him.
  • Hank: "Wait wait, I said it's only temporary-"
  • Jallmadoor smacks Hank striaght into the palace as he screamed!
  • BLAM?! BOOM?! CRASH?!
  • A Hank-shaped hole was seen.....
  • Hank's voice: "..... Ow."
  • Jallmadoor turned to the imtimidated heroes and others slowly and dramaticly......
  • Jallmadoor: "...... Any volenteers?"
  • Lord Shen: "(Gets angry)..... IT'S TIME FOR YOU TO REMEMBER YOUR PLACE, YOU MISERABLE MOTHMAN?!"
  • Shen fires many cannons at Jallmadoor!
  • Sparx:... Did we get him?
  • Spyro: Sparx, we can feel his energy! Why do you bother asking?
  • Sparx: I'm an optimist!
  • Lord Shen: (As the dust cleared) You're an idiot!
  • Jallmadoor: You're BOTH wrong! You're dead!
  • Twilight: ALL MAGIC-USERS, ON ME!! (They all attacked as they held their beams on him)
  • Spyro:... Just... Hang... On!... (They knocked him into a wall as he appeared fine)
  • Jallmadoor:... Thank you, sir! Would you like another?
  • Po: Uh, don't you mean 'Would I like another'?
  • Jallmadoor: Gladly!
  • Po: NO-NO-NO-NO, I DIDN'T MEAN- (He was blasted as he rolled into a wall) OOF!.... Owch.
  • Jallmadoor: I may not be able to kill the Uniter, but as long as I taint this blade, I wield it's power.
  • Duke:... I don't think you can wield ALL of it, though.
  • Jallmadoor: Nevertheless! (He charges the power of the tainted Blade as it created a large black field of magic energy) I WILL DESTROY YOU ALL WITHOUT A SECOND THOUGHT!!!
  • Gazelle: (She struggled to get up, helpless to stop Jallmadoor now with the Uniter Blade in his control.)...
  • Banzai: DOESN'T ANYONE HAVE ANY BRIGHT IDEAS?!? WE CAN'T JUST LET THAT BASTARD TAINT THAT BLADE!!
  • Mayfly:... I think the Uniter Princess is the only chance.
  • Duke: But she's still weak!
  • Mayfly: Ah, but what if we found the REAL Enlightrant? We'll need Him, AND to get Quack to properly co-operate!.
  • Spyro: How are you gonna do that? Isn't Enlightrant INSIDE Jallmadoor? He said it was periment, so we can't nessersarly be able to reverse this.
  • Mayfly: Unless, we can liberate him with the right spell. Mothron-Lightfly bonding is a spell that has been done to death during our battles, and it allows both to do terrible things, INCLUDING safely wielding Lightfly weaponry, like the Uniter Blade. If we can have Gazelle find Enlightrant and free him, then Jallmadoor will no longer be able to wield the Blade, and it's unrelenting and repressed power will be enough to cause a chain reaction that... MIGHT... Restore her power to 50%. Then, we can get Quack and force him to give us the REAL cure so we can properly defeat Pang.
  • Spyro:... And how do we start?
  • Elzaorbana: Well, Gazelle's current condition, it's no easy feat. She'll have to figure things out. We shall transport her to Jallmadoor's soul, where Enlightrant is likely held.
  • Duke: But... But what if she dies?
  • Mayfly: If she's been able to prove her worth for so long, then at least have faith in her, Mr. Weaselton.
  • Duke:... Okay.
  • Gazelle:... Well... if it means I get a bit of my strength back... I'll take the risk!
  • Jallmadoor: "HA! You fools just admited a plan in my preasence! You'll have no hope to surpass-"
  • Deadpool appeared from behind and snagged into him!
  • Deadpool: "SPIDER-BEAR HUGGED! I learned that from my bromancer, Spider-Man!"
  • Jallmadoor: "WHAT?! LET GO, YOU ANNOYING COLLECTION OF FOUL MINDED JESTS AND POST MODERNCY?! AGGGHAA?!"
  • Elzaorbana: Good. Jallmadoor can't break free and escape or adiquitely defend himself. Now be careful. You CAN die while doing this. (She is magicly sent straight inside Jallmadoor who growls while this accurd!)

Meanwhile...

  • Gazelle: (She is transported into a large shadowy void as she is shocked to see a large cocoon-like structure with Jallmadoor and Enlightrant forms inside it)..... Enlightrant!
  • Enlightrant: (Oscured speech)... Help... Me! (The cocoon veins pumped as they displayed defensive plant-like structures similar to the Plunder Weeds, which begin to attack her)
  • Gazelle cartwheeled away from the vines!
  • Gazelle: "..... When she said it was not gonna be easy, it was a just warning."
  • A Dark Flytrap like monster rose from the cacoon and snarled....
  • Dark Flytrap: "I, am the Bonding Spell taking a manisfestation of a plant native to Obscuro. The Mothron Planet. For as long as I remain active, the bonding of the Lightfly and my master, shall never seperate. You will be laid to enturnal rest, into my master's very soul. That, is beyond the worse fate for ANY Uniter..... To die, in a Mothron's soul. (Laughs slowly and darkly.) Without the Uniter Blade...... Your nothing......"
  • Suddenly, she is surrounded by creatures that are resembling of the Fear-Hearts that began to took form of Gazelle's most personal!
  • Senator White: "You'll NEVER be able to plant Herbavore rebelion seeds when I AM DONE WITH YOU?!"
  • The Original Master Equinox: "Keuca may have finally have it's due equility, but it was not how I intended it to be optained. Now, you will atone for your sins of humiliating me, by falling to my wings."
  • Lord Corruptus (Through his meddailian): "Taking Mieber from me will be a grave mistake for you! I will make sure of it!"
  • Scratcher: "This time, prey, you have no bone to take me out too stupidly easy?!"
  • Dark Flytrap: "Already, my master's soul has recreated your greatest of congured foes to get their rematch. Only this time, you have no means to defend yourself. (Laughs). Even your natural abilities mean so little, against two predatory beasts, a mortal attempt at artifical perfection, and a dark wizard of another universe of existence. You will NEVER, get your powers back. All parts of my master, made sure of it!"
  • Gazelle:... Once again, your master has been foolish enough to underestimate my power. Biggest mistake for ANY villain to do. I may not have control of the Blade, but that doesn't mean it has no presence around me. I can still defeat you.
  • Dark Flytrap: I'd like to see you try.
  • Gazelle:... Gladly! (Steps on a root and thus somehow causes it to rot away and wilt)
  • Dark Flytrap:... WHAT?!?
  • Gazelle: I've healed JUST about enough of my power to fight even without the Blade. I will be able to resist anything you have, and rip Enlightrant to freedom.
  • Dark Flytrap: Your overconfidence will be your downfall! (Gas plants attack her as she coughed and had hallucinations that made the Fear-Hearts look like allies)...
  • Gazelle:...
  • Lionheart: Gazelle! We'll be happy to lend you a helping hand! Just trust me, and we'll show you how to beat this guy.
  • Gazelle:... (Senses darkness in the hallucination, and instead punches what is clearly the Tyler Fear-Heart)... Your... Tricks... Will not keep me in line forever! (Coughs until a light essence from Enlightrant heals her and gives her a makeshift breathing apparatus that clears her hallucinogenic vision)...
  • Dark Flytrap: (Growls), Curse this disobedient Lightfly!
  • Gazelle: (She begins to dodge her way across the gassy clouds avoiding all the obstacles and made it to the cocoon)... ENLIGHTRANT, I'M COMING!!
  • Dark Flytrap: Good luck. Without your blade, you can't tear him out even by digging in it. The cell walls of this plant's cells are reinforced by additional layers.
  • Gazelle: I'll find a way!
  • Dark Flytrap: "Overconfident wrench!"
  • The Roots began to rise around the area, getting near Gazelle!
  • Gazelle: (She began dodging the vines one-by-one as she jumped and reached Enlightrant)
  • Enlightrant: Help... Me...!
  • Gazelle: (Feels the durability of the wall) DAMN! This is gonna be tough.
  • Enlightrant:... Use... Your... Horns!
  • Gazelle:... What if I stab you? Oh, whatever! (The vines attacked her as she struggled to avoid them, and thus she was able to use her horns to slice into the durable cell wall layers and carve open a yellow glowing wound)... HARVEST TIME! (She dug her hands into the wound)... Yeehhkk!! (The vines were able to grab a hold of her at the same time she felt something)... URRRRGGGHHH!!...
  • Dark Flytrap: NO! NO, NO-NO-NO-NO-NO- (As soon as something burst out of the cocoon, everything went into white)

Outside

  • Gazelle: (She was flung out of Jallmadoor while Deadpool was still holding onto him, and brought the slime-covered Enlightrant with her)
  • Duke: GAZZY! Are you okay?
  • Jallmadoor: (He flipped Deadpool over)... WHY YOU- (The Uniter Blade started to act up and slowly wilt away it's corrupted nature)...NO!... WHAT HAVE YOU DONE?!? YOU INSOLENT MAGGOTS!!! (The Uniter Blade burned his hand and tossed it away as his hand was permanently burned to no recover) GAHHHHH?! My power?! What, did that accursed keyblade do?!
  • Icky: "Pretty much the Keyblade equivelent of pepper spray to the eyes. In your case, it's a burned-off hand."
  • Jallmadoor: "The utter humiliation of this?! All that planning, that calulated risk making..... FOR NOUGHT?!"
  • Deadpool: "Hey, at least you didn't die."
  • Jallmadoor: "WHAT GOOD IS THAT WHEN I AM LEFT CRIPPLED IN MY HAND?! (The damaged hand falls apart) GAHHH?!"
  • Deadpool: "Ohhhh, now you just don't f****** have a hand."
  • Jallmadoor: "GAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH?! Of all the kind of defeats a Mothron suffers, this is by far the worse?!"
  • Duke: "Well may that serve as a reminder to not f*** with us again. Ya might lose more then a hand next time."
  • Lightfly guards grabbed Jallmadoor.
  • Elzaorbana: "With you captured, we'll be sure to deal with your clone approbeately enough."
  • Jallmadoor was dragged away.
  • Mayfly picked the restored keyblade up and took it to Gazelle.
  • Mayfly: "I think this belongs to you, Uniter."
  • Gazelle: (She grabs the Blade, and she starts glowing exponentially until she feels a bit stronger)... Whew!
  • Mayfly:... As I suspected. The chain reaction brought on by the repressed light energy was strong enough to accelerate your healing.
  • Enlightrant: And I sense that 50% of your strength is back. Sadly, I was unable to get forward to even STARTING to find a cure for your curse since Jallmadoor bonded with me before even the entire situation started.
  • Gazelle:... Then we must get Quack here to do it.
  • Elzaorbana: Are you sure?
  • Gazelle: With time being wasted up as it is, we need to try to reverse this curse as best as we can, STARTING with the one who inflicted it.
  • Eagle-Beak: "Your positive this risk will bring benifital results? As the Red Ninja suggested, he's far from a relieable shorce. He was clearly apart of that Mothron's conspiracty."
  • Xerxes: "Or rather, he thought he was autherised by the Lightflies. Perhaps if we explained that he was tricked all this time, he may be willing to realised that he was yarged into causing a great mess for nothing."
  • Duke: "Yarged? What, are we pirates now?"
  • Xerxes: "It's actselly a VA word for being betrayed or double-crossed. Named after the basturd to tried to usurpe Qui fo her leadership for his own desires. He aslo claimed that Qui wasn't what she was..... Which in hindsight should've been a fore-warning of what's to come. Why did he choose betrayal, to Yarge-Out, as suppose to just tell everyone?"
  • Sargent Crush: "Well it could just easily be that he was too evil for even OUR standerds. He did started out as  Yurun seperatest after all, trying to encourage the Yuruns to funtion without the other USRA races. As far as we can tell, we could've been a means to an end for his own agenda and he saw an oppertunity to take control."
  • Shifu: "Well, even then, Quack isn't likely to turn on Pang Bing as easily she would've on him."
  • Eagle-Beak: "Then try to appeal to his self-rightious nature. Make him believe that Pang Bing disgraced his people by making them turn on what was once their king."
  • Icky: "Hey he may be an egoist, but he's a DAMN smart Egoist. He'll know when your trying to butter him up in faver to turn against that cat witch. Pang Bing could give him the most degrading insult ever, and he'd still would want her to help out in restoring magic to this place."
  • Narcotic: "Well why not just get Quack to co-operate through getting his dead ghost people in the magic pool to see that Pang Bing isn't any better and that they need snap Quack out of his deludtions?"
  • Silence.....
  • Narcotic: "..... I know what everyone's gonna say..... "Shut up, Narcotic, that's stupid!"."
  • Quidilen: "Actselly, Narcotic, that's, kinda brillient! If we can get the spirits of his fallen subjects to at least forgive him and get him out of his self-induldge revenge sceame, he'll at least consider wanna play fair with us."
  • Loogar: "Well there's still the matter that he most likely hates all of us. We're kinda the reason why he failed to make good with that cat. Getting his people to forgive him may be a step in the right direction, but we clearly need more then that to get that goose to not try take us back to square one!"
  • Merlin: "Well obviously, he'll only converge with a fellow magic user. He's likely to only take the word of someone who understands what it's like to have great power but little appresiation for it without even so much as a small thanks. Let alone anything close to what he goes through."
  • The Mane 6 smiled and looked at Starlight.....
  • Starlight: "..... What? What!? Do I have something stupid on my face? Did I forget to floss and you all think it's funny? Shessh, and you guys said the faces the ponies in my old village were creepy!"
  • Twilight: Starlight, don't you see? You and Quack share similar pasts. For exsample, he had a problem with Chi being respondsable for magic discrimination, and you had a problem with cutie marks for causing you to be seperated from Sunburst.... And you both were malmitulated by darker forces.
  • Celestia: Heck, he even attempted to warp time like you did had we not stepped in.
  • Starlight:... I don't know...
  • Applejack: Look, sugar-cube, we're a little bit short on time and options. We need to take out Pang ASAP now that she's in control of the Magic Pool of this universe. Who knows what she plans to do with all that power? So, we NEED Gazelle cured so she can take her down.
  • Duke: AND see whatever dark force she said was controlling the poor kitty cat.
  • Starlight:... Though I'm still a little skeptical... I'll do my best.
  • Elzaorbana: Excellent.

A room.

  • A super-aged out Quack was seen sitting bitterly and defeated on the end of a well designed Lightfly Table.
  • The Heroes were seen.
  • Patrick: "..... Wow, he looks like he's taking it really hard."
  • Icky: "The poor guy basicly failed to avenge magic in a world respondsable for it's near extinction. You'd be a sad lump too if ya failed a majorly impourent quest to you."
  • Patrick:... True.
  • Starlight:... So... What's gonna happen when I go in there?
  • Mayfly: He's under anti-magic shackles. They nullify magic powers no matter how strong they are. Like the acupuncture cuffs, they are THE best cuffs that both Lightflies AND Mothrons can afford.
  • Starlight: Well, at least that's a relief. But I still feel worried.
  • Twilight: Just relax, Starlight. Just go in there, and at least remember what I taught you in friendship and anything that it entails.
  • Starlight: Don't know if that'll help, but, whatever. (She enters slowly)... Hello, Quack.
  • Quack:... I trust your one of the lougers' friends. One of the horses that cost me my last chance to undo everything, no less.
  • Starlight: Well, to be fair, time travel is NOT a good backup plan. Even if you purified it as much as you could, it'd be impossible to match the same spell I used to terrorize time once.
  • Quack:... You traveled in time as well?
  • Starlight: Regrettably, yes. And it's an act which I agree is a terrible and terrorizing thing to do. There's a reason why it's classified as terrorism after all. It affects things before, and after. Babies are unable to be born, history could be rewritten to unwarranted means, memories will vanish, entire civilizations and even WORLDS could be destroyed by a single act of time-travel. And even then, I learned that the more the act affects, the more it will accelerate the process of the UUniverses being destroyed. That's why time lords are around to govern time travel, AND declared time travel a highly-punishable and offensive criminal act. Trust me, time travel is not a good backup plan OR method of revenge.
  • Quack: In my defense, I didn't see any OTHER way to save my kingdom. I was gonna lose the trust of one of the few only NON-black magic users who could be of any real use to me. I, grew desperate. I wasn't exactly in the postion to be respectful to the word of time lords, when I was only trying to restore and avenge a destroyed civilisation.
  • Starlight: Look, I'm sorry as the rest of them for what happened out there. But that's no excuse for all the terrible things you've done. But there's a way for you to get it back.
  • Quack:... My people's souls AND the magic pool abandoned me. They left me to suffer here. After all I had did for them, they turned on me. And all because I said something obscene in anger. I truthfully do believe that Pang Bing's tragity IS equil to mine, even if the numbers are different. Again, I, am prone to say things in anger. Things that I don't always truthfully mean and is nothing more then just me ranting up a storm. Though, I'll admit it that, for once, my rants have worked against my interests.
  • Starlight: That's your own fault, unfortunately. You gave them no reason to trust you after you dubbed a cat witch's tragedy as passé to your own, AND abused highly-sacred magic for penance.
  • Quack: "I-"
  • Starlight: Understandable reasons aside! This all happened because of your ego. You put yourself and your tragedy above all others, and look where it got you. If you want to get out of this debacle, you need to redeem yourself.
  • Quack: And, exactly, what is that?
  • Starlight: You will help us defeat Pang, AND undo the curse you afflicted on Gazelle.
  • Quack:... After all THIS? You think I'm gonna help you? Pang Bing hates me enough as it is, why must I give her an even greater reason? And about that curse on Gazelle, I was AUTHERISED by the Lightfly Enchanter!
  • Starlight: "Yyyyeah, about that..... It was actselly Jallmadoor possessing Enlightrant telling you to do that. He, used you for his own agenda."
  • Quack: "(Surprised)... I knew that it was too good to be true! But, I saw Gazelle acting like a spoiled brat about not spending time with her parents in favor of a rare pregestate honor of feasting with the Imperial family! Even if what Enlightrant or Jallmadoor said was false, I clearly saw evidience of an undisapleaned Uniter! The same kind of undisapleaned, lack of proper respect, reminded me how Chi users have no reguards or respect to magic, even if Chi evolved from magic and became it's own thing, like imagination for science of certain worlds! I, only intended to remind her to respect the rulers of the world she protects, even if they're not ideal to her beliefs! That is what Uniters are supposed to do! The fact this happened during Pang Bing's uprising is nothing more, then ill karma!"
  • Starlight: "Like what happened with when you first "eradicated" chi from the people and that it benifited a horrorable fallen dragon god and his demon army?"
  • Quack: "..... I, never meant, for Ke-Pa to have that advantage. How, was I suppose to know, he would suddenly aim to harm the world, because I made it that not all people of china can do Chi anymore?! I may be a magic user, but I am not in the same class as Soothsayer! Otherwise, I would've found other ways to make Chi Users respect magic!... (Sighs)... Why did they even have you talk to me? We don't have much in common, other then how we threatened to use time travel? Barred from you actually being able to pull it off."
  • Starlight: "Well, in a way, I sort've blamed something for my own misfortunes and ended up even going through that kind of extreme cause of my own feelings, encouraged by a bad enfluence..... You know how Equestian Ponies have cutie marks?"
  • Quack: "Your butt tattoos, yes. They're supposed to symbolised pre-determined desteny, and that it'll be all your good at."
  • Starlight: "Well, Cutie Marks are more then preconhived notions, and..... I, was a victim of making such a mistake. I blamed cutie marks for being the reason I can't adiquitely make, or keep friends.... I know, it's not the same as losing an entire magical civilisation before your eyes, but trust me, we're simular on other ways. We both wanted to use magic to make life more fair, and punish the very thing that we thought made it unfair. To me, I thought Cutie Marks were controling ponies lives and that even Celestia is failing to do anything about it, and you were mad at Chi users for not giving magic a chance. I thought by embracing Cutie Mark Communism, I would've achieved true harmony. While you thought eradicating Chi would give magic a chance..... We were both wrong. When I ended up being a puppet for a lesbian bat woman, you inadvertently benefited a rouge fallen denity and only served to foul up magic's already-bad reputation."
  • Quack: "As I said, I never meant for Ke-Pa to damage the world! I never asked that monster to do that! I meant to make the world more peaceful without Chi! To give magic a chance! How was I suppose to know that Chi was appearently somehow respondsable for separating the underworld from the overworld beforehand?"
  • Starlight: "That's what usually happens when we act in anger..... We make horrorable mistakes that, aren't truely worth it."
  • Quack: "...... Do people really felt, that I meant for them to suffer from Ke-Pa? I was actselly horrifived when that disgraced beast showed his face and attacked this world! I may've wanted to punish people for treating magic with cruelty, BUT I NEVER MEANT FOR THAT, DEMONIC BEAST, TO TURN THE SURFACE WORLD INTO A PERSONAL PLAYGROUND?! My real, intention, was to make the world, a better place. Without Chi..... I didn't had any prior acknowledgements of any appearent great goods chi is respondsable for, like how it blocks out the underworld. I only saw it as just another extremely different varient of magic, TRUE, magic. As far as I can tell beforehand, all Chi ever did was made people greedy for power and distrustent to alternate forms of power?! How, was I suppose to know it had it's merits? And how did you ever came out of your hatred of cutie marks? Sounds to me that it seperating you and companionship isn't an easy thing to forgive."
  • Starlight:... You wanna know how I got over it? Well, I'll tell you. When I committed chrono-terrorism-
  • Quack: Wait, is THAT what you refer to time-travel-based terrorism?
  • Starlight: Well, it DOES have other names, but yes. Anyway, after the Mane Six destroyed my agenda, I began spying on them for a while and decided to prevent the incident in the past that made them heroes. And believe it or not, I almost succeeded. Twilight and her dragon assistant were simply unable to defeat me without accidentally doing my job of lousing up the past for me. We were BOTH evenly-matched opponents. And let me tell you, the trial I went to for my chrono-terrorism DID call for horrible punishment. ESPECIALLY the way I abused time spells. All the alternate realities I created with my actions were simply unable to convince my blind mind. Even when Twilight brought me to a reality where, after studying Celestia's interdimensional room, was actually an apocalyptic wasteland that was the result of an alien named Electross ended up having gotten to a powerful jewel capable of controling and taking souls, called, easily enough, the Jewel of Souls. I was STILL unconvinced. But... Twilight extended a hoof of friendship when I was about to permanently destroy the spell scroll and make my changes permanent. I saw the error of my ways, and allowed the time lords to properly dispose of the scroll so it could no longer be abused. Though, it didn't stop my former les-bat master, but that's besides the point. Still, I proved that I can change for the better. And now, what am I to make about the likes of YOU? Your home was ravaged by greedy and/or power predjudial Chi masters, and you used the Magic Pool to make a campaign against Chi, and cast a curse to disable it. And you say that you overlooked the consequences of such a thing out of anger? I did all that chrono-terrorism out of the same thing. Anger is a key fuel for revenge. And I assure you, revenge is a TERRIBLE cause to follow.
  • Quack:... So... You're saying...
  • Starlight: Yes. All you need to do is make up for everything, just like I did. I made up to the Mane Six, I made up to the village I enslaved, and I even made up to my old friend Sunburst, whose... More or less having trouble with his married life considering they can't have a child without miscarriage because of incompatible blood types, and his wife was considering seeking magic pregnancy.
  • Quack: OHH... (Holds in vomit)... EVERY magic-user knows how DANGEROUS magical pregnancies are. ESPECIALLY when the process occurs in a living thing. The side-effects are fatal. You'd be lucky if you survived one. It's fine if that mare only wanted to be a mother, but doing it through THAT method is hazordious to your health in more ways then one!
  • Starlight: Yes, but thankfully, Dawning Noon has decided to hold off on the choice of children. Especially since they live in a city where the birth of a child requires a ritual to make him or her a part of that special town. It literally shines purity across Equestria, and a corrupt king under the tutelage of a... Terrible... Unspeakable... Evil from our past... Tried to corrupt it so that the entire world could fall into darkness. Hell, THAT was the first reality I ended up creating. After studying THAT reality as a parallel universe, I discovered that Sombra was merely vice-king. He-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named was the true ruler and even his own enemies in his native world were powerless to stop him, especially when he fed off of the fear and made the corrupt Crystal Empire stronger and therefore made it grow. He was back in control, and everyone feared him.
  • Quack:... So, what's your point?
  • Starlight: My point is that it's not that hard to make up for your mistakes. You can still fix this. It's not too late. All you need to do is undo your mistake with Gazelle, and give her the strength to defeat Pang.
  • Quack:... Even if I wanted to... I can't in the sense of being able to. That spell has NO easy cure, as the cure itself was obscured and lost to time.
  • Starlight: So we've heard. But sorry to say, you broke her, you fix her!
  • Quack: "..... Please keep in mind that the Lightfly book I process is an anichent tome. It is in an anichent Lightfly languise that I am STILL, decoding. I mostly gotten as far as that curse, and several other spells. The rest of the tome is, difficult for even me to translate, and I'm not exactly in the greatest shape to be of proper help. But, for what it's worth, I'll at least go as far as surrendering the book back to it's rightful owners. The Lightfly Enchanter may have a stronger, understanding."
  • Starlight: "Thank you for that. But we still need your help on fixing the non-lightfly magic. That's kinda an obsicle in getting the lightfly magic out. We were told that if done improperly, the curse will be periment, or worse."
  • Quack: "Even if I wanted to, I doubt the Uniter would be so trusting. My magic, caused this problem. I would wager that she dispises me for being the shorce of many problems here. Not that I blame her. Not many people forgive this old bird for lashing out like I did, even if the curses are usually as brief as a few hours. Who would trust, a former king of magic, angry at the world over the sins of the past?"
  • Starlight: "Well..... You can always start with actselly proving that you can be trusted. And don't worry about Gazelle being grudgeful. She didn't even held hard feelings for this revived angry deer doe who gave her quite a fight."
  • Quack: "Well I heard how she's not particularly fond of an albino white tiger from chattering guards."
  • Starlight: "To be far, that Tyler guy's, kinda is a huge jerk. She has her limits, yes, but she doesn't always stick to grudges. For what it's worth, she does understands, and even sympathies why he's like that. Like how she understands you. You only wanted to be a good king to your subjects, as well as prove that magic shouldn't be treated poorly. And well.... You tecnecally already long succeeded. You made it that the remaining Chi masters can be more careful about who they made their protosay and new generations, so they can better keep people like that at bay. You gave Chi Users an ability to better regulate their, less then graceful exsamples."
  • Quack: "..... Then why did Oogway punished me like he did? Apart from the Ke-Pa mess."
  • Starlight: "Perhaps, Oogway figured that if he had left you alone, you could've been punished by a less foriving soul. At least by having to exsile you, he prevents someone less kind from, well, basicly....."
  • Quack: "..... I get what you say. I may've made myself mortal, but I know of weapons designed to harm magic, even immortality. I guess I can see the method behind the Chi Resurger's choice..... But it obviously only encouraged my bad behavior by further making me believe that I was right about Chi!"
  • Starlight: "Yeah, I been there. You have one, nasty meltdown, and you kinda get set for a trial for it. Had it not been for Fem, I probulity could've been a Black Stallian Asylum member by now."
  • Quack: "...... (Sighs)...... I can't say I'll be proud to work against a fellow victim of those that over-worship chi and power, but..... I have no fondness of being a slave neither."
  • Starlight: "By all means, you don't have to help us fight her if you won't bring yourelf to go against a fellow magic user.... But at least help restore someone who has any real chance against Pang Bing."
  • Quack: "..... Like I said young one, I bare no fondness for being a slave...... Very well...... You shanghaied me into it. Just keep in mind, restoring the Uniter's as far as I can go. You have enough of a powerful coalition against Pang Bing as it is. All I ask, is if you can make it that Pang Bing is kept from mirroring my own idiotcies on how I soughted to avenge magic. I just wished, I could've still restored the lost legacy of magic to this world.... Is it truely not meant to be anymore?"
  • Starlight: "Thanks Quack..... And, if it helps, maybe one day, someone as powerful as you can be able to try and restore magic back to Dreamworks China."
  • Quack: "The optimisum of the youth..... How I missed that..... And just to clarify for any sectic behind the other side of the wall, I meant everything I said. Though I would only go so far to aide the Uniter, I am now far from a true foe now. So no need for worry, or extreme cases of overcaution."
  • Patrick's voice: "How does he know we're here?"
  • Smack!
  • Patrick's voice: "OWCH?!"
  • Twilight:... Well... Though he won't be accompanying us, and not that I blame him for the loss of his pure immortality, or if that will stay for long, at least he helped us however he can. But, I still feel that we owe it to him to prove that he's still a worthy ruler of his kingdom and a GOOD keeper of the Magic Pool. We NEED someone to keep it from being stolen from people like Pang again in the future.
  • Quack:... You would do that? After all I did?
  • Mayfly: Well, you may STILL face trial from us for violating a sacred law of ours, we WILL be willing to give you community service by being the guardian of that Magic Pool. As the source of all magic in this universe, SOMEONE needs to look after it. But, given your history of self-corruption, we feel we should offer you some training in Equinox magic.
  • Quack:... You know, funny thing, the souls of the Magic Pool were suggesting the same thing.
  • Elzaorbana: Well, we'll just have to see what he court says in that regard. All we have to worry about is getting Gazelle back to defeat Pang before she starts abusing the Magic Pool.
  • Quack: Well, first thing to do it, you'll find the Lightfly Spell Book AND the magic spells I combined it with to make the curse in my personal room in the Imperial Palace. But considering Pang is still somewhat keeping it under her watch, I doubt it'll be easy to get them. Hell, I bet Pang Bing already knows this and has already claimed the two books to ensure the Uniter Princess doesn't stand in her way. But for the curse itself... I'm dreadfully sorry.
  • Gazelle:... Apology accepted. You've already provided enough of it through offering us this info. We'll repay the favor however we can.
  • Eagle-Beak: "Are you people seriously sure you can't make this goose abit more willing to be a greater service then just mere atonement and-"
  • Xerxes: "Professor, it's clear this water fowl doesn't believe in useing his power directly against any member of his own kind, even if they'd blantently betrayed them. It's only fair to respect his beliefs, even if it's not, fully benifital."
  • Eagle-Beak: "..... Very well. He's mostly depowered and weakened reguardless, so, I'll come to terms with the limited service."
  • Quack: Please, just try to make my people try and forgive me.
  • Gazelle: We won't promise any miracles, but we'll see what we can do. Good day. I wish you luck on your trial. (They teleported away in yellow light)

Abandoned City

  • Gazelle: (After teleporting back)... So... I can assume that the Magic Pool is safe?
  • Mayfly: Yes. I had friends in the Lightfly Forces guard it in case Pang Bing came back for it. And they activated a magic shield to ensure Pang doesn't cheat her way to it.
  • Duke: Well, THAT'S a relief.
  • Sandy: Dang right! And... Do you by any means have any means to protect us from mind-control again? Because I don't want to have SpongeBob explode in romantic pleasures with me to snap him out of it again.
  • Mayfly: I have ensured that your brains, or lack there of in the gelatinous monster's case, are protected by a magic shield. It's the only available option besides occlumency which takes a WHILE to learn, especially for heroes who don't even PRACTICE it.
  • Sandy:... Well, I guess that's handy. Didn't even know that was possible. But it DOES kinda tingle a bit.
  • Icky: "Wait.... How come Pang Bing didn't tried to snag the pool while she was still here?"
  • Eagle-Beak: "Well an obvious one would be that the pool is litterally attached to the ground. It's not something you can take with yu on vacation or something?"
  • Icky: "That much I know, but, why didn't she tried to take at least some of the water with her?"
  • Merlin: "Simple. It's not nessersarly the water itself that holds the magic. The container itself is the magic. The water merely allows it to properly vaberate into engery and spread to the universe. If you try to take even a large gallon of that water and took it away from the pool for purposes of private use, the magic will leave the water and, it'll just be normal water. Even Pang Bing knows it's not as easy as taking even so much as a little cup and it can make her the most powerful being in the universes."
  • Icky: "If so, then, why does the water do that freaky space reflection thing?"
  • Merlin: "A side-effect of the magic's enfluence."
  • Icky: "But, bathing in the water still makes you powerful?"
  • Merlin: "Yes."
  • Icky: "..... Then how do we know Pang Bing didn't took a quick dip?"
  • Eagle-Beak: "Alot of us would've sensed a sharp incrise of her already strong as it is magic level if that was the case. What she has now would be considered laughable compaired to what one would be like after even just touching the water of the magic pools."
  • Shifu: "But all the same. It wouldn't hurt to be even more cautious with this in mind. Pang Bing is sneaky enough to work around even the finest security."
  • Deadpool: Well, at least we got all Pangy AND Quack's henchmen to put away. All except for Fu Bu! I wonder where he- OOOHHHHHHHHHH!! He was shot off when he went all 'Call Pumbaa A Pig' on Shenny boy.
  • Lord Shen:... Oh... S***! WHY DID NO ONE ACCOUNT FOR HIM?!? WHO KNOWS WHERE HE IS NOW?!?
  • ???: RIGHT HERE, YOU DO-GOODERS! (Fu Bu came in bruised)...
  • Fu Bu: And just for that launch, I'm gonna rip off ALL of that peacock's ridiculous feathers and wear them like a crown!
  • Lord Shen: WHOA, now, you can threaten me all you want, but let's get one thing straight here, buster! Nobody, but NOOOOBODY, f***s with the feathers!
  • Fu Bu: If you want people like me to stop calling you fan-butt, then what's the bi- (Shen punched him in the face as he made this sound)
ANK!!

ANK!!

  • Shen: DON'T YOU DARE BRING THAT UP IN TECHNICALITIES WHILE DOING IT EITHER, ASSHOLE!!!
  • Fu Bu: Well, I'll tell you what I WILL be doing now that I'm here! I'm gonna get into that pool, become phenomenally powerful, and use that phenomenal power, as well as restoring the horns Mister Douche-Pool here took, to STORM the Imperial Palace, and CRUSH Pang like a bug!
  • Sparx: Wow, speciesist much- (Fu Bu grabbed him and strangled him to the ground)... OUCH, OH, MY ARMS, MY TAIL, MY WINGS, MY ANTENNAE, I CAN'T FEEL ANYTHING, MY F****** BODY'S NUMB!!!
  • Deadpool:...Well, Shenny boy, are you gonna finish f****** him the f*** up, or what?!?
  • Lord Shen: LANGUAGE PLEASE!
  • Deadpool: SUCK A C***!! (Fu Bu charged into him and rammed him into a wall)
  • Gazelle: "Sir! We are in the middle of stoping Pang Bing's threat! We would deal with you in a minute."
  • Fu Bu: "Oh, sorry........ Hey, wait a minute! I am not gonna be ignored in faver of that witch?! No one should ignor me?! I AM THE MERCENARY KI-"
  • Gazelle: "SIR?!"
  • Gazelle gave a very powerful punch into the stomich that incapasicates Fu Bu for good!
  • Fu Bu: "(Phathic wimpers)......"
  • Gazelle: ".... We, will be with you, after we deal, with Pang Bing."
  • Fu Bu plopped down.
DAAAMN!!! ᴴᴰ

DAAAMN!!! ᴴᴰ

  • Loogar: "..... Golly, you destroyed that bloke without even punching him more then once!?"
  • Celisus: "Even Gordon the Animal would wet himself at that sight."
  • Nick: "Yeah, I think it's safe to say that her powers are mostly restored all right."
  • Fu Bu was heard pahathicly wimpering.
  • Deadpool: "..... Is there a anichent chinese doctor in the abandoned magic city?"
  • Fu Bu:... NoooooooooooOOOOOOOOoooooooooooooo!!!
  • Deadpool: Well, sucks to be you. See you later. (They left)
  • Fu Bu:... I HATE them!

Chapter 5: Pang Bing Vs. Gazelle

Imperial Palace

  • Pang Bing: (As she sat in her throne)... WHEW! Thank Yinglong that pain in my eyes are over. But... (Sighs) The downside is that I had to ditch Wu Hu and the others.... But, I'll break them out soon enough. Hell, I'll probably get Fu Bu and his merc army now that Quacker-Jack is out of the picture.... (She sees the Eclipse she made off-camera as it was nearly complete)... Either way... I REFUSE to be stopped again when so many people of magic are suffering. (She sings this as her power ascends further, she reshapes the city in her image, mind-warps all it's occupants except for the advancing heroes, and she gets stronger)
The Moon Rises

The Moon Rises

  • Gazelle: (From inside the tower) PAAANG!! WE'RE CALLING YOU OUT!!
  • Pang Bing:... Hmmph! At least it got a little more interesting. (Teleports to their location)

Tower Entrance

  • Pang Bing: (Teleports in)... Hello, Uniter Princess! I'm surprised you even managed to get this far.
  • Deadpool: Well, TBF, we had a lotta snags in the form of a rogue Mothron who wanted to capture her in order to lose the shame he got from me.
  • Pang Bing: Hmmph! Unfortunate. But at least it DID hold you up. So, are you here to finally stop me at the risk of your obscured powers... Or are you here to turn all you defeated into me, BECAUSE THERE WILL BE SERIOUS CONSEQUENCES IF YOU PICK OPTION ONE!!
  • Gazelle: Powers or no powers, and consequences or no consequences, it's WORTH the risk! You ALREADY know the option.
  • Pang Bing:... Very well, then! That's how you wanna play it. (She surrounds them all with blue fire, separating the heroes from Gazelle)... Then you can very well prove you can do it all by yourself. I will NOT let ANYTHING stand in my way again. And once I'm finished with you, your friends will die alongside you.
  • Gazelle: "So, your not gonna do the hypnotising thing anymore?"
  • Pang Bing: "Oh don't get me wrong. I'm not gonna leave you fools perimently dead. I'm just gonna do it temporary so I can commence with my plans with no more interuptions. Then I'm gonna bring you back to then take control of you."
  • Icky: "Hey wait, I just realised something. Whatever happened to those Shen Dragon things? They pretty much disappeared since one of the earlier acts! You never once had those things come after us and-"
  • Pang Bing: "Actselly, that reminds me. SHEN DRAGONS?!"
  • The Shen Dragons appeared.....
  • Deadpool: "... You HAD to remind the writers that these things existed."
  • Icky: "WELL PARDON ME TRYING TO MAKE SURE WE AVOID STORY INCONSISENTCIES?! THAT IS USUALLY A PROBLEM WITH THIS SERIES?!"
  • Pang Bing: "Look at it this way. It helps me catch and kill two birds with one stone."
  • An intense moment is drawn out....
  • Pang Bing: "...... You should've took the time to have that Quack-Box to restore your full power."
  • Gazelle: "Well, thanks to Jallmadoor, the Mothron who interupted everything, I kinda have to make do with what I had."
  • Pang Bing: "Ha! How disappointing. I was hoping for a real challnage. A real Uniter fight. But your still only HALF of a real challnage. Compaired to my power, you're still no true threat. Why, I bet you can't even actcess that avatar state with only half of your power."
  • Gazelle: Well, sorry to tell you, that the Lightflies are already looking to find the cure and bring it to me as soon as possible. I'll STILL hold off as long as I can!
  • Pang Bing: Well, I'M sorry to tell you, that I had those books destroyed before they can even find it.
  • Gazelle:... They CAN magically repair it.
  • Pang Bing:... Oh, of COURSE they can! Very well! Then I'll just have to kill you before they come.
  • Gazelle: We'll see about that! (She and Pang fight as this music played)
Globus - Europa (Instrumental Version)

Globus - Europa (Instrumental Version)

  • Deadpool: YAY! This music goes as well in this fight as it does with a bionic chicken's attempt to rescue his wife from a mad scientist, AND go on a killing spree while doing it! Heck, I play it a lot when things get tough!
  • Mugen: Could you be ANYMORE annoying?
  • Rainbow Dash: Oh, we thought so, but he KEEPS finding ways to do it. (The two began to clash)
  • The Shen Dragons move to surround the rest of our heroes and aimed to do damage.
  • Eagle-Beak: "..... Peacock, your respondsable for the creation of these monstorsities! What is their Achillies heel?"
  • Phil: ".... (Steaming mad, turning red) Watch it, pal."
  • Eagle-Beak: ".... Apologies. I meant, what is their weakness?"
  • Lord Shen: "Well problem with that is, Griffin, I was hypnotised! Even if I had saw it, I won't be able to remember anything because my brain was litterally shut off while I was in a zombie-eqsed state!"
  • Eagle-Beak: "But these things were made based on your cannons! At least think about it! What is usually your CANNONS' weaknesses? Surely at least these monstorsities share that!"
  • Lord Shen: "Well even then, first of all, since this is a temporary allience, I can't risk sensitive info being known to someone who would go back to being an enemy after all this, and secondly, even then, obviously there's magic behind these things that'll keep them from being perimently destroyed!"
  • Eagle-Beak: "Well what about the weaknesses of the Villain Team tec these abominations are made from?! What's the weaknesses of those?!"
  • Lord Shen: "Again, it won't really matter because the magic will restore these monstorsities as quickly as they are damaged!"
  • Bubbha: "Well why not just break the dang shorce of the hoodoo if that's such a problem?!"
  • Eagle-Beak: "..... THAT'S IT! If we compromise the shorce of these things ability to self-repair, the chain reaction will result in the machines litterally falling apart without the stabaliser?!"
  • Loogar: "Well I doubt the witch would make it obvious enough for us to find those weaknesses like they're a cheap video game boss. I bet they're bloodly inside the damn things."
  • Lord Shen: Only one way to find out! Someone target the bloody Dragons! (The Dragons attacked with common Shen Cannonballs) DOOOODGE!!! (They did that)
  • Crane:... Oh, man, they got my wing again!
  • Deadpool: Didn't help that he was yelling like DBZA Piccolo!
  • Lord Shen: Hey, jackass, less meta, more fighting!
  • Deadpool: Well, do what the Panda did, and fire right into the Dragons' mouths.
  • Lord Shen:... YOU IDIOT, WHAT DID I JUST TELL EAGLE-BEAK BOUT REVEALING BATTLE STRATEGIES?!?
  • Eagle-Beak: Hey, genius, it's not like I don't know anyway. You think I DON'T know how Po defeated you? When you're constantly pestered by cartoon characters, you gotta learn their weaknesses THROUGH THEIR OWN MOVIES!
  • Lord Shen:... OH, NOW YOU TELL US! WELL, IF YOU'RE SO SMART, YOU TRY AND BLAST THEM!
  • Eagle-Beak: Gladly! (He fires into their mouths with balls similar to Shen's cannonballs, and they break the source of their magic healing factor)... Skedush!
  • Po: HEY, first of all, it's "Skadoosh", not Skedush, second, DON'T STEAL MY LINE- (He was blasted)... Okay, less talky, more fighty!
  • Spyro: LET'S GET THEM! (They attacked the Shen Dragons until they finally went down)
  • Po: Now THAT is what I call a, 'Skedush'! Seriously, you said the word wrong.
  • Deadpool: More like 'Ske-DOUCHING' those bitches to magic hell'! (Laughs, and stops when everyone is unamused)... Ahem!
  • Gazelle: (She continues fighting Pang as she constantly adapted to her strategies until she could hardly continue fighting)... (She continues to hold off as long as she can)
  • Pang Bing: Hmmph! For a Uniter Princess of Social Justice Bulls***, you sure are hard to kill!
  • Gazelle: Grrrgh, you aren't much an improvement yourself! You let your past judge yourself, regardless of who you can choose to be now.
  • Pang Bing: I've ALREADY long-chosen my position: THE AVENGER OF MAGIC ACROSS THE UUNIVERSES! WHEN I GAIN CONTROL OF THE MAGIC POOL AND CLAIM IT'S PHENOMENAL POWER, I WILL START THE CAMPAIGN TO FINALLY SHOW RESPECT FOR MAGIC EVERYWHERE!
  • Gazelle: YOU'LL ONLY SHOW FEAR FOR MAGIC EVERYWHERE! THAT'S NOT WHAT YOUR SISTERS WOULD WANT FROM YOU- (She zapped her) AAAAAAAHHHHHHGH!!! (She fell on the floor coughing blood)..... Sorry, I forgot that was a trigger-word to you....
  • Pang Bing: IS IT NOT CLEAR AS THIS POINT TO NEVER MENTION MY SISTERS?!? I WILL FINISH YOU OFF SOON ENOUGH! (She continues attacking her multiple times despite her resilience and small amounts of counter-attacks)... Well, Gazelle, it seems that you weren't able to persevere after all. It was a shame, you did make it this far as a Uniter Princess.
  • Gazelle:... Don't do this, Pang Bing! You can do BETTER than this!
  • Pang Bing: YOU THINK I HAVEN'T TRIED?!? AFTER THE PEOPLE OF CHINA SHOWED FEAR AND HATRED FOR US?!? I have done nothing but fail to gain respect from ANYONE in this dirty country, if not the world! And it's time they paid for their past sins. And I will not let anyone else stand in my way THIS time! NOT EVEN YOU! (She attacks her through magical electric energy until she starts glowing in yellow energy, catching Pang off-guard as Gazelle sprouted Lightfly wings and her Uniter Blade glowed in power)... WHAT?!?
  • Gazelle:... They came through.....

Meanwhile...

  • Enlightrant: (As they were starting the cure ritual)... This has GOT to work! It's our only hope!
  • Elzaorbana: Then you can't hold back!
  • Enlightrant: (Speaks an ancient incantation)

Imperial Palace

  • Gazelle: (She continued to heal until she finally got restored, and gained her Uniter Princess Attire as this music played)
DBZ Super Saiyan 3 Theme

DBZ Super Saiyan 3 Theme

  • Pang Bing: (As the music reached it's first climax)... HOW?!?... HOW DID YOU-
  • Gazelle: Once again... You have underestimated our power! Just like-
  • Pang Bing: DON'T YOU DA-
  • Gazelle: You did with Lady Su!
  • Pang Bing:... Oh... Fair enou-
  • Gazelle: AND just like the Dragon Warrior! (Pang Bing burst in blue energy out of anger and the music climaxed as they fought)
  • Cera: YEAH! BEAT HER TAIL AND SHOVE IT IN HER-
  • Icky: Whoa, easy there, kiddies, just because you're not among relatives, that STILL doesn't mean your free of profanity.
  • Cera: And the kids of YOUR team?
  • Girl Sora: Oh, we DO swear a lot, but that's because we're adults cannonly, though we're required to have THESE child bodies since the producer was a fan of the series when we were at THIS age. As for you, since you're basically stuck in kid forms, even if you're adult in cartoon age at this point, I don't think it'd be wise to swear in kid avatars.
  • Petrie:... They got you there, Cera!
  • Cera: Dang it! Cartoon aging sucks!... I mean, stinks!
  • Gazelle: (She continues fighting Pang Bing with her fully-restored power as the two clashed)... IT'S OVER FOR YOU, PANG! ONCE I'M DONE WITH YOU, I WILL ENSURE YOU HAVE A MORE FULFILLING LIFE AFTER FINDING THE SOURCE OF YOUR CORRUPTION!! AND SINCE I'M FULLY-RESTORED, I CAN NOW SENSE IT'S FAMILIAR ESSENCE! IT'S OF MOTHRON ORIGIN!
  • Pang Bing: HAH! I'VE NEVER MET ANOTHER MOTHRON SINCE WE FIRST MET!
  • Gazelle: Maybe they wiped that memory from you! AND THERE'S ONLY ONE WAY TO FND OUT! (They continued fighting)
  • Icky: "..... This fight looks like it's gonna take awhile. What're we suppose to do since we finished off the Shen Dragons?"
  • Monatonious "All Hail Pang Bing" is heard as droneifived citizens marched to the center of where the fight is held to slowly march torwords our heroes.
  • Celisus: "..... Not being overwealmed by processed civilians comes to mind."
  • Eagle-Beak: Well, let's not have these teacher's pets tell us the obvious and be sure to fight them without legitimately killing them as average citizens.
  • Deadpool: AW, DAMN YOU, I WAS GONNA SAY THAT!!
  • (YB Deadpool): YOU COPYCAT!!!
  • Eagle-Beak: LET'S JUST FIGHT, MORON!
  • Deadpool: Oh, right! (They all fought)...
  • Gricky: Well, is THIS a good way to spend a Christmas, even though at this point, it feels like it's near-Valentines day.
  • Deadpool: AW, DAMMIT, I WAS GONNA SAY THAT, TOO, YOU OLD BIRD!!!
  • (WB Deadpool): Focus, dummy!
  • Deadpool: Oh, right! (He continued fighting, and an entire montage of them fighting in various ways, even to their copy-and-pasted-scene roots, were seen)
  • Pang Bing: (They continued battling each other and neither of them were even exhausted)... Sweet Yinglong, you are HARD to put down!
  • Gazelle:... Yeah!... Not gonna lie, actually beginning to enjoy myself. Though we MAY seem to be at am impasse, I don't think we can make a tie-breaker given how strong you are.
  • Pang Bing: YEESH, I'M SURPRISED YOU MISFITS ARE LASTING THIS LONG! I shouldn't be surprised, quite frankly, but YOU SHOULDN'T BE NO PROBLEM GIVEN I NEARLY BEAT SOME OF YOUR MEMBERS THE LAST TIME!
  • Gazelle: Clearly, you need to learn to deal with the REST of their friends.
  • Pang Bing: (Bursting in energy and gains demonic-like voice) EVERYONE JUST SHUT UP AND BE INTIMIDATED BY ME!!
  • Petrie:... Me scared!
  • Icky: Oh, look at that, you scared the little baby wing-cape who hardly says 'I'! You happy?
  • Pang Bing: YES! I'M VERY F****** HAPPY! I'M THE HAP-HAP-HAPPIEST CAT IN THE WORLD! I FEEL LIKE I'M IN F****** LEGOLAND RIGHT NOW! WHOOPDY-F******-DOO, I COULD JUST IMPLODE WITH HAPPINESS!! (Gaining blue-glowing eyes) THAT'S JUST HOW F****** HAPPY I AM!!!!
  • Icky:... You don't look very happy-
  • Pang Bing: (Screams as she summons lightning and a flurry of magical attacks again)
  • Gazelle manages to block each and every attack!
  • Pang Bing: "GRRRRRRRR?! A PERFECT EXSAMPLE TO BE CAREFUL WHAT YOU WISHED FOR?! I WAS HOPING FOR A PROPER UNITER BATTLE, AND NOW I GOTTEN IT?! THIS IS EXACTLY WHY I WAITED FOR THAT IDIOT BIRD TO HAVE YOU DE-POWERED TO BEGIN WITH?!"
  • Gazelle: Well, I'm sure to not disappoint you... Just as much as you disappoint me!
  • Pang Bing: (Cat shrieks as she unleashed a valley of magic blasts that Gazelle phased through as the DBZ music continued, but Pang Bing constantly adapted to her attacks and smacked her to a wall where her horns got stuck before she pulled them out)... Must I remind you that my powers can adapt now?
  • Gazelle:... I'll... Think of a way to get past that!
  • Pang Bing: Well, how about you try THIS on for size? (She transforms herself into a blue and black dragon similar to Malficient's Dragon Form, except as a Chinese Dragon)...
  • Mr. Whiskers: Oh, snap!
  • Gazelle:... Still not a problem!
  • Pang Bing Dragon: "AW COME ON?! ISN'T YOUR SPIECES KNOWN TO BE FEARFUL?!"
  • Gazelle: "Hey, careful now, that's a very offensive gazelle steriotype! Also, I have seen gazelles join extreme positions, like being in the millaterry and even daredevils! Heck, I actselly do stunts and enter fighting tornaments when I'm NOT being a singer."
  • Pang Bing dragon stared in surprise....
  • Gazelle: "...... Yeah, days inbetween concerts can get.... Kinda dull. Also, how else am I capable to handle you just fine? And finally, I saw a otherworldly pterasaur scarier then that! Heck, he was argueably even stronger then you! He, corrupted a sun!"
  • Pang Bing dragon: "Wait a minute, hold up, hold up?! How can you corrupt a ball of gas? It doesn't have a soul or anything to indicate purity!"
  • Gazelle: "It's a long story that I don't think it's approbeate to bring up! We're in a middle of a fight!"
  • Pang Bing Dragon: And a fight it will be! (She casts an entire misty spell that surrounds much of the palace with thorny branches, cornering the heroes as they struggled to get through)... Now it's just you and me, Uniter Princess!
  • Gazelle: Indeed it is! (She magically casts her own shield)... And I will be ALL prepared!
  • Pang Bing Dragon: We'll see about that! (She blasts an inferno of blue fire that pushes her into the thorny branches)...
  • Gazelle: (She heals herself with yellow magic and she teleported out of the way of another fire blast, and disappeared)
  • Pang Bing Dragon:... COME ON OUT AND FIGHT! (Gazelle was hiding with a near-adequate active camouflage spell)... I KNEW IT! YOU REALLY ARE A COWARD! AFRAID TO FIGHT A SIMPLE CHINESE DRAGON!..... Or is it that your trying to lore me into a trap while I am distracted with overconfidence? In which case, good on you for having a sense of logic and stragity and not being as gun-ho as the annoying outsider mercenary!
  • Deadpool's voice: "I HEARD THAT?!"
  • (Gazelle): Oh, I'm more then even that.
  • Pang Bing Dragon: If you think you can hide, then be warned of disappointment. I can sense magical energy like yours even from a mile away!
  • (Gazelle): So can Lightflies and Mothrons. AND they both have developed a technique to hide their own energies, and I have been fortunate enough to pick it up.
  • Pang Bing Dragon: (Chuckles) Clever gazelle! VERY clever! But it will not protect you FOREVER! (She sets the entire thorny environment ablaze as it easily burns Gazelle into blowing her cover as Pang Bing attacks with her tail)
  • Gazelle: OOF! (She recovered and blasted magic volleys which Pang Bing Dragon deflected with her fire breath which blasted towards her and hit her as she put her shield up, launching her out of the tower as Pang Bing flew up after her)
  • Little Foot:... Guys, I think this fight is JUST getting started!
  • Icky: YOU THINK SO?!? WE GOTTA GO AND HELP HER!!!
  • Deadpool: "YEAH! AND THE ONLY THING CAN STOP US IS A SURPRISE RETURN OF THE VILLAIN TEAMS?!"
  • That exactly happens?!
  • Villain Teams: "YOUR NOT DONE WITH US YET?!"
  • Lord Shen: "..... WILSON?!"
  • Others: "DEADPOOL?!"
  • WB Deadpool: "Oh NICE one, big mouth!"
  • YB Deadpool: "Yeah, WAY to provoke the writers to bring these jokers back as a means to make sure Gazelle remains on her own!"
  • Deadpool: "I DIDN'T THINK THEY WOULD TAKE ME SERIOUSLY?!"
  • WB Deadpool: "OBVIOUSLY, the main producer thought that taking things the easy way out was too cheap and wants a proper send off for these villain teams! And youjust gave him that oppertunity."
  • YB Deadpool: "Also, KARMA FAIRIES ARE FICKLE WHORES?!"
  • Cobra: ALRIGHT, YOU IMBECILES!! YOU'RE ALL GONNA GIVE US WHAT WE WANT!!!
  • Duke: ARE YOU GUYS CUCKOO FOR CUCKOO PUFFS?!?
  • Brer Bear: Uh, don't you mean 'Cuckoo for Cocoa Puffs'?
  • Brer Fox: Yeah, because this AIN'T television, so we can use ALL THE DAMN PRODUCT-NAMES WE WANT!!!
  • Duke: Uh, wise guy, that's what it's called IN MY WORLD!!!
  • BrerFox/BrerBear: OHHHHHHHH!!!
  • Duke: Now, as I was saying, YOU CAN'T HAVE PANG BING!!! SHE'S A CONTROL FREAK WHO WANTS TO AVENGE MAGIC IN THE WRONG MANNER!!!
  • Batty: Also, the producers MIGHT not want you to keep her if you DO succeed.
  • Cera: What could you POSSIBLY want with that poor kitten besides the obvious?
  • Mirage: That's none of your concern! You will not interfere in this quest to claim her, or we my as well have to destroy you!
  • Dr. Nefarious: NOT SO FAST, YOU PITIFUL EXCUSE FOR A NIECE!!! WE GOT DIBS!! SO GET OUT OF MY EXHAUST PORT, YOU INSOLENT BINT!!!
  • Dark Dragon: You should talk, bolt-brain! I think that cat belongs to me!
  • Cobra: HEY, SHE WHOOPED ALL OUR ASSES!!! THAT'S CLEAR VILLAIN LEAGUE MATERIAL!!! SHE'D CLEARLY TURN YOU INTO A LIZARD AGAIN AND TAKE OVER YOUR EMPIRE THE SAME WAY YOU USURPED EMPEROR FANG!!!
  • Dark Dragon: HOW DARE YOU?!? YOU THINK I DON'T HAVE FAIL SAFES AGAINST THAT?!?
  • Dr. Nefarious: HEY, FART-KNOCKERS!!! THAT'S MY CAT!!! I'VE ALREADY GOT LESS-RELIABLE MAGICIANS ON MY TEAM AS IT IS!!!
  • Morgana/Zigzag: WE'RE STANDING RIGHT HERE!!!
  • Dr. Nefarious: AS RELIABLE AS YOU ARE, I MEAN! NOW, WHY DON'T YOU GRAB YOUR FRIENDS, GRAB YOUR S***, AND GO BACK TO YOUR HIVES SO WE CAN CLAIM WHAT IS OURS!!!
  • Mirage: NO! WE REFUSE TO BACK OFF OF THIS OPPORTUNITY!! WE LOST KAI, AND THIS IS ANOTHER OPPORTUNITY TO PICK UP SOMEONE TO BE AN EQUAL MATCH TO HIM, AND EVEN NEARLY DEFEAT THE DRAGON WARRIOR!!
  • Po: (As they were arguing, the heroes cartoonishly tiptoed away from them to try and escape until the Card Guards blocked them)
  • Queen of Hearts: And where do you think YOOOOOOOOOOU'RE GOING?!?
  • Icky: OFF TO PLOW YOUR SISTER! OH, WAIT, WE ALREADY DID A COUPLE OF EPISODES AGO!!! Swish!
  • Queen of Hearts: SIIIIIIIIIIIIILENCE!!!
  • Brandy: Cut with the banshee screaming, it doesn't scare us any- (The Queen of Hearts literally roared like a T-Rex and that automatically caught them off guard)
  • Banzai:... HOW IN THE HELL?!?
  • White Rabbit: Yeah, in Wonderland, even things like THAT don't make sense. It's like Alice said when she wished for her crazy 'nonsensical' world and got us.
  • King of Hearts: Don't remind us! We're still in a LOT of struggles during our alimony, and the last thing I need from her is-
  • Mirage: SILENCE!!! I WILL NOT STAND BY WITH THIS FRIVOLOUS BANTER!!! THIS IS YOUR FINAL WARNING, MISFITS! EITHER LEAVE, OR DIE!!
  • Icky: "Ya sure you really want that? (Points to the sky to reveil that Pang Bing turned into a dragon)"
  • Dr. Nefarious: "..... Pffft! Why do you think we're here and suddenly forsaken the priorly established partnership, birdbrain? A cat witch's one thing, but something like THAT!? Screw the original plan! It's every villain team for it's self with that nice piece of oppertunity!"
  • Icky: "I figured that. That's why it was only a distraction so we can lay a trap to send you jerk-offs back home."
  • Villain Teams: "WAIT WHAT?!"
  • The floor the villain teams stood on suddenly turned into giant spring laungher and send the villains flying and screaming as Eagle Beak summoned a portal for each of their bases.
  • Eagle-Beak: "Trust me fellow villains, we're doing you a faver. (The villain teams went in the portals and back into their bases) That cat witch isn't much of a team player anyway. (Closes the portals.)"
  • Celisus: "I can't really believe Qui really wanted to unite those childish imbaciles."
  • Quidilen: "Neither can I."
  • Deadpool: Now, let's get that kitty cat! Where's your van? (Everyone looked sternly at him)... OHHHHHH, (Knocks himself on the head) Right! I wrecked it! My bad!
  • Merlin: Fortunately for you, we DO have spells to fix that! And since I'm here, then let's get around to it! (He summoned the wreck of the van and fully-restored it)
  • Gricky: Well, that's a pretty handy thing to do with magic.
  • Merlin: Yeah. It may have it flaws, like for example when we were doing underwater adventures, we used to have a 48-hour limit, otherwise... Well... I don't even wanna get into the side-effects. Apparently, you feel ecstasy and numbness because of your body getting nuts with the feeling of water around you. With all that... Well... You know what happens when you put your hand in warm water when you're sleeping.
  • Gricky:... Yick! Sounds like something in an aquaphile's dream.
  • Ducky: What's an aquaphile?
  • Icky: Don't ask! PLEASE! You've already learned enough with Monkey's pedophilic mistake.
  • Monkey: OH, YOU HAD TO BRING THAT UP AGAIN!!
  • Merlin: At least we're all lucky I learned magic from the Alternate UUniverses to fix that. Now let's get blasting! (They entered the van and blasted off)

The Sky.

  • Gazelle was still seen flaying about in the sky until he repositioned herself and regain control, as the Pang Bing Dragon was seen flying in the clouds, circling like a predatory animal.
  • (Ping Bing Dragon): "You had a decent run, and you lasted far longer then your presessors, that's for sure, but your time as a Uniter is done! Even with your restored power, it won't do any more good then you would figure. It's my desteny to put all idiotic beings in their place for good! No one, not even a messiah with an overgrown key can stop that?!"
  • Gazelle: "Funny thing about desteny, Pang Bing..... It's a fickle mistress. It can change it's mind on a whim with little to no consideration to who it has disfavored."
  • (Pang Bing Dragon): We'll see about that! (A flame blast streaked right past her and she flew in trying to gobble her as she grabbed her by the horns)
  • Pang Bing Dragon: DAAAHH!!
  • Gazelle: TIME TO GRAB THE BULL BY THE HORNS! (She spins her around until her head got stuck in a mountain)...
  • Pang Bing Dragon: (Growls and flies after her again) I WILL END YOU!!!
  • Gazelle: You'll fall trying! (She blasts her fire as Gazelle blasted a light beam as they both got into a lock that Pang's adapting powers allowed her to overwhelm until Gazelle channeled multiple butterfly-like avatars that powered her up enough to overwhelm her at the last second)
  • Pang Bing Dragon: AAAARRRGGHHH!!! (She got her head stuck in the mountain again)
  • Gazelle: Had enough yet?
  • Pang Bing Dragon: (Gets her head out) Oh, trust me, I haven't even gotten started yet!
  • Gazelle: Well, by your logic, you never will.
  • Pang Bing Dragon: (Growls and attacks again, then teleports behind her as she tried to blast her, easily blasting the shield out of her hand)... HAH!
  • Gazelle: Shield of no shield, this changes nothing!
  • Pang Bing Dragon: Let's test that, shall we? (She coiled herself around Gazelle in an attempt to strangle her, but she put up a yellow force field to protect herself, then burst in a yellow shockwave that knocked Pang Bing Dragon off-balance as she struggled to regain balance)... IMPUTENT LITTLE ANTELOPE!!!
  • Gazelle: (She unleashed a magic slash with her Blade as Pang Bing Dragon dodged it with her flexible body, and fire-blasted at her again as Gazelle shielded herself in time)
  • Pang Bing Dragon: (She teleported out of the way and threw her Uniter Blade as it stabbed her chest) AAAAAAHGHH!! (She was able to pull it out) HAH! You think you can defeat me with a simple stab?
  • Gazelle: Wait for it!
  • Pang Bing Dragon: Wait for wha-
  • Pang Bing's Dragon form started to crack like pottery.....
  • Pang Bing Dragon: "...... You...... Clever....... Bi-"

From a far distence.

  • The wide range of the general area is seen as an exploudtion of light is seen as a shock wave of dispelled magic spreads throughout the area.

Abandoned city.

  • Wu Hu and the capital city criminals saw this while being held down, along side the mercenaries being watched over by Lightfly Guards.
  • Wu Hu: "..... That is probuly not a good sign."

Back in the battle area.

  • Pang Bing has been seen to have turned back to normal, only her robes are damaged.
  • Pang Bing: "..... What, have you, done to me?"
  • Gazelle: "Well, I kinda disabled that dragon ability and anything a very strong spell with the Uniter Blade so you won't be able to offer too much resistence."
  • Pang Bing: "Nonsense?! Your just trying to scare me?! (Does a pose that tries to get back to the dragon form, but nothing happens)...... Oh son of Budda, you meant it. Well played. But this cat is not ENTIRELY declawed?! So I can't use my strongest spells for the time permiting. A small consinquence. I'll just use the average spells enough times to take you and the lougers down! What true good disabling my strongest spells would do, when I admit no shame in using lessers? All your doing is making things interesting at the least!"
  • Gazelle: "Well, I'll admire your moxie. That proves that your not most other foes. They would throw a major temper trandrum and/or just insult the heck out of me for taking away their best hitters. You learn to make the most of a troubling situation and still carry on. And I respect that. Though, the one thing you kept consistent with the other challnages I met, is that you don't know when to accept defeat. That's what seperates you from Master Equinox. Well, the original one. When he discovered that his lover did not approved of his immoral actions, even if they were part of a well intentioned greater good, he realised that the goal he sought could only be so good if no one approves of how you sought it out. He realised that the best of intentions can be easily marred, by the worse of methods. He could no longer make peace with himself and was willing to forsake everything, to stop his further desent into dark terratory."
  • Pang Bing: "He only failed to stay true of his goal because he AT LEAST has someone to love! Someone worth giving up who knows how many years of planning! Someone he cares for more then what goal he processed. But me? Because the emperor of my time, taking my sisters away from me..... I, HAVE, NOTHING, TO GO BACK TO?! NOTHING WORTH, JUST, FORSAKING MY PLANS?! My true main moivation, outside of mere vengence, is to honor their names AND our original goals of using our magic to make peace and order?! The fact that my family was discriminated, for failing to satisfy that emperor's self entitled wish, only made me believe that obviously, peace can't be atthived with compassion and reason! People only understand FORCE?! Besides, even IF I were to just, concede for any reason, people would still view magic poorly. Whether or not you would say is my fault or Quack's is debatable. Magic still has a unsavory reputation, EVEN BEFORE ALL OF THIS?! What I did, changes nothing?!"
  • Gazelle: "That doesn't mean you shouldn't attempt to show a greater good in magic then what some would think."
  • Pang Bing: "Quack's city tried that, and you SAW the end result! An eturnal exsample that people only understand force! Think about it. The freedom of nations, even worlds, has always been won with force. Even your world no doubt has a history of force being used to settle a serious conflict. Your world may aim at making tolerance the law of the world, but here's a sad truth. Tolerance, is not the same as True Acceptence. Even if races that were once greatest of enemies gotten along harmoniously, it's not a stable briage. All it takes, is ONE insudordenate fool, and old wounds resurface. That is certainly true with the world of Pride Rock. Mistrust and dispain for hyenas is still strong, even before the actions of a gang of diliquent trouble makers. With this in mind..... Am I really the bad one here?"
  • Gazelle: "..... In truth..... Good and evil are really just suggestive tags and labels. The Universes and it's worlds, are not always so black and white. It's not always as simple of an old cartoon when you can guess the morality of heroes and villains in a quick guess. People are more complex then that. That being said. Saying your evil is unfair to call you that. Problem is. Saying your entirely good, isn't accreate either. Sympathy worthy reasons aside, it can't be deny that your actions DO lean to a dark intention. It's true that the worlds are in more shades of grey then true black or true white. But it's obvious your a dark enough shade to at least consider you a problem to people that may be more then what their ansisters would suggest."
  • Pang Bing: "That's the problem. Even if I had never acted out, would they still view magic so kindly with those black magic gypsies mucking up it's name? It's clear that they can't be trusted with making their own decidions if they allow the actions of idiots make them think it's accreate to magic as a whole."
  • Gazelle: "Well, trust me. Staying on the path of revenge isn't better for everyone involved. I saw how dangerious magic COULD be if one stays to that line of thinking. Lord Corruptus lead a very painful early life, and he failed to recover from it because, like you, he had no one to let him cry on their shoulder, to feel protected and cared for in an unforgiving evioment. He ended up embracing a darker side of magic that consumed him until he was nothing but a physical form of the dark magic he embraced. And an unrelated world at the time ended up taking the biggest abuse of his madness."
  • Pang Bing: "That's only because it was EASY for that ENTIRELY different strain of magic to control that weak addict like it did! His mind was weaken by abuse of subtences and an imbalenced mental and emotional state. Me and my sisters have SUCH a great procession of emotional and mental stabiliy, we can be able to use any magic we wanted and never end up like him!"
  • Gazelle: "That's about it..... What's the reason your doing all this?"
  • Pang Bing: "Because- (Stops herself and realises what she priorly said)......."
  • Gazelle: "...... It's okay, keep going."
  • Pang Bing:... Well, the simplest reason would've been I lost consintraction because of my love for my sisters and newfound hatred for non-magicers, and that's why we're both here. Such a thing can happen, even though rare. But..... That's the thing. I don't exactly know HOW it accured! It's both so simple yet a challnage worthy of a riddle asking buddest monk! It's like my memories were manipulated and the motives literally turned into evil and fanatic action.
  • Gazelle:... Hmm... (She reads her mind)... You may be right! Your memories are literally scrambled by dark magic. And it IS of Mothron origin. It's clear what we need to do. This kind of magic can only be fixed by Lightflies.
  • Pang Bing:... And what makes you think I'll willingly allow myself that? Even if what you said is true, how do I know I won't be punished in the progress because of what I did? This is litterally my second crime against the imperial empire! Surely, Kun Lao won't let me get away with any gentle handling, not after I destroyed his precious magic harming sword!
  • Gazelle: Leave anything related to Kun Lao's disagreements to the High Council. Even the most stubbern would eventually concede.... Besides..... After fully admitting that you're doing this for no apparent reason, you're really going to put this off?
  • Pang Bing: I MIGHT! Trust me, even though not the current emperor anymore, Kun Lao will still demand some harsh commupence on me! On top of the crimes I did, I even threaten him and his idiot absint minded grandson! You can't blame me for being cautious! You know what usually happens to curious cats!
  • Gazelle:... (Sighs) Look, Pang, I know your past is a total blank as of now, and I can understand that Lu Kang's grandfather may, not be in his best mindset.
  • Pang Bing: "Oh trust me, even in his nicest moods, he was a very punishing emperor!"
  • Gazelle: That's likely because of Quack's bad enfluence AND losing his son, but we're getting sidetracked, Pang Bing. You have an opportunity to realize what your TRUE solution to the outdated prejudice of the ancient people of your world.
  • Pang Bing: Look, I'm just trying to feel everything out!
  • Gazelle: And what EXACTLY is there left to feel out? Behind all the treacherous things you've done with your abuse of magic, I'm pretty sure there's a threat out there bound to be worst than you. You're an elegant magician with GRAND potential, so START acting like it!
  • Pang Bing: THAT'S ALL CHANGED AT THIS POINT! I don't know what I should do now, and I feel like it'll take EONS to figure it out, even for the Lightflies.
  • Gazelle: Are you kidding me? Look at what they did so far. Why are you suddenly doubting yourself? You NEED their help, otherwise, if you don't comply, your entire family name MIGHT BE RUINED!
  • Pang Bing: MAYBE IT'S ALREADY BEEN RUINED AND MY SISTERS HAVE DECIDED TO FLAT OUT NOT BOTHER WITH ME ANYMORE!!! THEY, THEY, THEY MIGHT EVEN BE ALIVE ANYMORE?!... (The two hesitate)... I mean, in all fairness, it has been many centauries, and even then...... I'm not sure if the emperor of that time even left them to rot imprison.
  • Duke: (As the Lodger van came in)... Mom, Dad, please stop fighting!
  • Patrick: "But they're both girls."
  • BONG?!
  • Patrick: "Your welcome."
  • Banzai: "Idiot."
  • Gilda: "Glass houses, Banzai."
  • Gazelle:... So THAT'S what this is all about, huh? You're doing this for no reason after all?
  • Pang Bing: No, no, no, I just-
  • Gazelle: It's alright. I was kinda rough.
  • Pang Bing:... Look... I've been doing this for over a thousand years. I've seen magic being used for good and bad things. I've searched for a higher meaning before I decided to do all this. I literally have no idea what I'm destined for because it's all just a blank. It's made me feel I'm in just another prison even worse than Chorh-Gom, or even Cirhi-Wang.
  • Icky: "There's a Cirhi Wang?"
  • Lord Shen: "It's best we don't go into detail of that one, Ickerious. Just know that it exist and it makes Chorh-Gom look like daycare!"
  • Gazelle:... I... I didn't-
  • Pang Bing: It's fine. I've been convinced anyway.... You're right. If I don't do this now, I may not ever discover or learn anything at all. But know this, Gazelle. If what you say about the one responsible for a supposed corruption is true, then he may be angry. And given your experience with Mothrons, he may be more powerful than any of the other Mothrons you've faced. Even more then this, Jallmadoor. Trust me, I sensed that Mothron's power, and he was a fine exsample, but, anyone capable to make me go on this mad crusade, it makes Jallmadoor look like an amatur!
  • Gazelle: Hey, I beat you into submission, it's sure to be nothing a little elbow grease can't handle.
  • Pang Bing: "(Sighs)..... Your clearly the kind of person that wants to learn things the hard way."
  • Lougers in the van: "Tell us about it."

Shadowy area in a different mountain.

  • A figure loomed over a christail ball and saw this.....
  • ???: "Perhaps not in the way that was intended, but..... At least my FORMER puppet, will bring the Uniter in my grasp, one way or the other, and then, soon, I will make the emperor of all Mothrons regret ever punishing me!?"
  • The figure laughed as red eyes on the figure's face is shown, as silluettes of shadowy creatures joined in on the laughter!

Epilogue

Interviews.

Wu Hu Interview 1.

  • Wu Hu was seen sitting on the interview table.
  • Interviewer: "So, tell us about yourself."
  • Wu Hu: "Well, I, have the voice of this couch guy, from home movies, this, obscure adult swim show about these REALLY crudely drawned people? Trust me, it's a real thing, look it up."
  • Interviewer: "So, you have any, skills for the role?"
  • Wu Hu: "Well, I'm pretty much a freaking elephant, so uh.... Yeah, I can do like, the cool super-brute guy."
  • Interviewer: "Well, how do you feel about.... Wrecking Balls?"
  • Wu Hu: "..... We're not talking a Mily Cyrus thing, right?"

Mama Xei interview.

  • Mama Xei: "Well, I'm single, I have 50000000 mouths to feed, I have alot of jobs, I've been devorced once or twice, I-"

Quack Ku Xun interview.

  • Interviewer: "Do you have any acting exspearience?"
  • Quack: "I did many of the works of Shakesphire. I desided for once that I can lend my talents and give some needed culture for this production studio."
  • Interviewer: "How well can you play a villain?"
  • Quack: "(Chuckles), my friend, I played a mean Iago."
  • Interviewer: "...... The parrot or the play character?"
  • Quack: "...... Confound it, disney."

Xin and Sin review.

  • Xin: "Me and my darling planned to get married soon."
  • Interviewer: "Uh..... About that..... You see..... Well, let's just say we're going to get a republican president soon, and..... Well let's just say there's going to be ALOT of challnages to the gay marrage law."
  • Sin: "........ Oh, poop."
  • Interviewer: "But don't worry, even with his own party he doesn't always have uniamimous support, and excutitive orders can only go so far."
  • Xin: "Yeah, but the future doesn't look good for our hopes either way."
  • Interviewer: "Look, if it helps, you don't need marrage to deminstraight that you love eachother.  You can still live with eachother without marrage. Trust me, these sort've things tend to only last until a more forgiving president comes to office and sets everything back to more friendlier terms. Don't let people discourage who you guys want to be. They can't controlly your love for eachother, not even with a ban."
  • Sin: "...... Thanks we guess..... We just hope it doesn't get worse then that."
  • Interviewer: "Aren't we all? So...... You guys up for some ice cream? My treat?"
  • Xin and Sin: "DO WE?! (Pants like dogs!)"

Fu Bu interview

  • Fu Bu: "Watch me benchpress this table."
  • Interviewer: "No no no no wait sto-"
  • Fu Bu lifted the table effertlessly!

Wu Hu interview 2

  • Wu Hu: "Ok ok, I get it, it's like me flinging those things around like I'm my own wrecking crew! Awesome! Do we get to utilise that alot?"
  • Interviewer: "..... It, depends on the script."
  • Wu Hu: "...... Fair enough. As long as it's still cool."

Kun Lao review.

  • Kun Lao: "I would like to ask, why have me replaced an established character from the canon show?"
  • Interviewer: "You see, the emperor of dreamworks china was never canonly shown, so, we kinda have to get creative."
  • Kun Lao: "..... Ah, I see."

Fire Bat stunt men Interview.

  • Normal bats are seen.
  • Normal Bat 1: "Look, we haven't gotten alot of work since the first Batula episode, is it possable to sqeese us even in so much as a minor role?"
  • Interviewer: "...... How do you guys feel about wearing a speical full-body suit that allows you to have a digital creature follow your movements?"
  • Normal Bat 1: "...... We'll take it."

The Brony Merc Interview.

  • The Brony Merc: "Thank you for letting me having this role, I am such a huge fan of this series and MLP:FIM, I am so thrilled we're having this! I know the role is small and insignifigant, but still, I got to star in a SAF episode! My friends are gonna be so jelious!"

Wu Hu interview 3.

  • Wu Hu: "So, to be frank, how big of a role does my character play?"
  • Interviewer: "Again, it all depends on the script, but, your likely to be relivent for the first 2 parts, then a camio and conclusion in the 3rd, then after that, you seem to no longer be relivent in the 4th."
  • Wu Hu: "..... Well, 2 roles and a half is still better then nothing. As long as I look badass...... I'm gonna be considered the best thing about this episode..... Well, behind that Pang Bing chick. I can tell..... She's easily gonna be the rising fan faverite, no questions ask. I mean, it's the first time this show allowed a cat villain! Trust me, I can already predict the end result of the episode, and when it comes, I'm gonna say..... I predicted that."

Multi-Merc Army Interview

  • Interviewer: (Saw all of them as an enthusiastic mob)... OKAY, FINE! How about we make you all part of the Merc Army? (They all cheered)... (Sighs)...

Yuan Interview

  • Yuan: Well, me rough, and me have controversial past of smashing and mashing. Me big fan of Hulk, so me do a LOT of great stunt roles.
  • Interviewer:... Hmmm... I'd hesitate to have someone who speaks in third-person, but, screw it, you can have a small vocabulary for your role.
  • Yuan: YAAAAAAAY!!!

Scratcher Interview

  • Scratcher: (In sophisticated voice) I admit, it is an HONOR to have an outside AUU-role for this. I actually get to play the feral Zlash that worked for the Extinctioners last episode, now I come back for another appearance? You are so kind. As a token of my good will, I'll make myself look MORE convincing for the audience.
  • Interviewer: Yeah, just don't milk it like last time.
  • Scratcher: Sure thing!

Meanwhile...

  • How It Should Have Ended Batman: (Arguing with Pang Bing) HOW DARE YOU STEAL MY STYLE IN THAT VILLAIN PUB FIGHT VIDEO?!? YOU'RE IN FOR SOME HARD-CORE LAWSUITS!! AND TRUST ME, I AM SO RICH, I CAN BEAT YOU WITHOUT MAKING A SIMPLE TESTIMONY!!
  • Pang Bing: HEY, BLAME MSM, HE'S THE ONE YOU SHOULD BE UPSET AT!!!
  • HISHE Batman: Is that so? Well, I'll give him a piece of my- (Someone offered a briefcase full of money)
  • Agent: Compliments from MSM for borrowing your scene, Mr. HISHE Batman.
  • HISHE Batman:... Well, too late, you stole it.
  • Agent: Actually, he had hoped you would receive it before it airs, but because of that AWFUL blizzard outside, it was a pain.
  • HISHE Batman:... Oh!... WELL, WHY DIDN'T YOU SAY SO?!? (He takes the money and takes off)
  • Pang Bing:... WHEW! That was close!

Pang Bing Interview

  • Pang Bing:... I BECOME A DRAGON?!? GET OUT!!!
  • Interview: Nope. Totally serious. Right here in black-and-white!
  • Pang Bing:... OH, THAT'S SO COOL! That makes my role as Pang Bing VERY enjoyable!

Judy and Nick Interview

  • Judy: Uh, Mr. 8841, I must ask, why are we barely appearing in this episode?
  • MSM: Well, to be fair, I thought you were back in Zootopia dealing with your worldly duties.
  • Nick:... (Laughs) WOW, are you an ignorant bastard!
  • MSM: HEY, DON'T BLAME ME, I'VE GOT A LOT ON MY PLATE!!
  • Scroopfan: "Uh, mind MSM. It was also because of the script focusing on the grand design of the story AND the fact we had a large cast roster. Alot of them didn't even get lines."
  • Judy:... (Sighs), Fair enough, Let's go, Nickelson. Let's just get back to making out in your trailer.
  • MSM: WAIT, YOU TWO ARE A COUPLE?!?
  • Scroopfan: "Oh-ho-ho! I know the NickXJudy fans would eat this UP if they knew about this!"
  • MSM: Well, they ARE actors playing the real characters, but I agree, that WILL raise a lot of those shippers in the Zootopia fan base.

Meanwhile...

  • YGOTAS Melvin: (As he and other abridged characters were seen with briefcases of money) Sheesh, people these days being lazy about dealing with lawsuits.
  • DBZA Vegeta: I know! That's dumb! It was hard enough to get here from the Memeverse because of interdimensional immigrant laws, now we're told that BAD WEATHER HELD UP OUR PAYMENT?!? WHAT A BUNCH OF F*****S!!!
  • MSM: Look, just be happy you have the money now. Now go on.
  • DBZA Vegeta: Okay, fine! But if this happens again, then I will make sure that the corpse they find of you, that even the vultures won't even recognize as a corpse!
  • DBZA Popo: Salty, aren't we?

New Room

  • Icky and Iago are seen in director chears again.
  • Icky: "Hello again folks. What you saw is a hand-picked selection of our faverite interviews with some of the supporting characters. It's nice to know the person behind the actors."
  • Iago: "Though once again we kinda have to leave for the next two parts. Ya know, I gotta say, that this episode was fun. We even got more in depth about how you met Kuzco...... Though it sucks that I was stuck as a mindless drone for the majority of the episode."
  • Icky: "Yeah and it's also our most expensive what we have to deal with the rotine legal challnages of referencing internet parodies."
  • Iago: Eh, at least the producers just make up money as the... Well... The Fourth-Wall managers, and it's not even counterfeit.
  • Icky: MAN! I wish WE had that kind of power... I mean... More than we already have.
  • Iago: Eh, let's just move onto the other episode. See you then, boys and girls!

To be continued...

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