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Emperor Lu Kang Part 3 is the 3rd Part of the 4-Part Season 3A Finale of the SpongeBob and Friends Adventures Chronicles series. Dispite Pang Bing giving off a powerful fight, she was eventually finally cornered and captured. With everyone freed from Mind Control and returning to their lives, the villains espeically, and with Wu-Hu arrested, it's only a matter of time before Pang Bing becomes another resident of the Dragon Guardian Temple's Pariah wing due to her far too risky status for other prisons. However, now our heroes need to face what could be the shorce behyind the problem, when former emeperor of dreamworks china, Kun Lao, sited that six powerful monsters attacked and ruined his ansisterial kingdom. Apawn investigating, they discover the truth. The one behind Pang Bing's uprising was because she gave a piece of her heart to an exsiled Mothron Warlock named Mothlock, assentually making Pang half a heartless in a way, along with the fact that in return to congure china in the secret name of the Mothrons, Mothlock will promise to free her fellow order from a magical banishment realm in the spirit realm known as "The Exsile Realm", being there because of a Banishment containment device. Gazelle, figuring that going after Mothlock en mass would be too risky and expected to this powerful Mothron, helps Pang Bing out to seek out Mothlock herself, surprising the broken Feline that anyone would trust her after everything. However, Mothlock's demonic heartless creations have already began their advance torwords the imperial palace. Can Gazelle be able to help Pang Bing resolve a major issue and proof that she was nothing but a slave herself to a rouge mothron more darker then the already dark standerds of Mothrons is behind everything?


Transcript

Prologue: Recap

Previously, on SpongeBob and Friends Adventures Chronicles...

  • Po: (On set) YES, DEADPOOL! One more part, and you'll get your little DBZA Kai ripoff for the recap! Oh, wait, are we on? OH, WE GOT AN INVITE TO OUR HOMEWORLD!!!
  • Hu: The Emperor, whom you know as Lu Kang, has a very special proclamation related to the flawed permit system that has only done more harm then good.
  • (Woo): It's important that you arrive exactly at the capital at 8:00 SHARP! P.S.: WE ARE NOT KIDDING ABOUT QUACK?!
  • Lord Shen: "WE MUST NOT DISGRACE OURSELVES IN FRONT OF THE IMPERIAL EMPIRE?!"
  • Gazelle: THEY WILL NOT LAY A FINGER ON YOU AS LONG AS I PROTECT YOU!! I, am gonna make the best of this situation, and STAY with you people through this, and MAYBE TEACH THESE BARBARIANS SOME PROPER MORALS WHILE I'M HERE?! (STARTS SCREAMING IN ANGRY SPANISH?!)
  • Pang Bing: Guess who's back! (She mind-controlled all the Kung Fu Panda villains in the UUniverses)
  • Gazelle was seen, weakfully pushing the door aside, breathing heavily.
  • Quack: Several weeks later and she'll be good as new.... Along with newfound respect with the great Quack Ku Xun the Magician! Just like any and all who dared question me and dare criticize the greatness that magic offers?!"
  • Mantis: YOU CRAZY DUCK-BILLED LAWFUL JERK!!
  • Gazelle: There'll be no magic spell in the UUNIVERSES that will save you from the Lightflies' penance! (Pang Bing mind-controlled the Lodgers)
  • Pang Bing: Little Gazzy's having trouble with her blade!
  • Kweng: (With Fu-Xi's team) We need to act as soon as possible. (The heroes took off)
  • Twilight: You SERIOUSLY want to include Eagle-Beak?!?
  • Eagle-Beak: This better be good.
  • Gazelle: "...... Maybe your not afraid of yourself falling to Pang Bing's wrath, nor are you too concerned about your allies...... But what about, Qui?"
  • Eagle-Beak: "I, ultamately..... Accept the terms of this." (The Van was seen flying off, as it is now followed by the Blot Ship)
  • Pang Bing: (Seeing this in her magic fire)... Well played, Panda. I wish to, rally my forces to prepare for our many guests.
  • Soothsayer: But worry not. Our situation is far from dire. Po and the others will come through to us.
  • Sandy: And you're sure about that?
  • Soothsayer: Have I EVER been wrong?
  • Cobra: (As the Villain Team Ships are seen on route to Dreamworks China) I know we don't consider each other, friends, in any sort or form..... But we cannot deny that Pang Bing has proven herself more a threat to the villain community, if not just because she stolen members from us!"
  • Quidilin: Nothing against my, "father", but given the kind of state he's in, it's hard to call him a reliable person. And my absence won't change that.
  • Quack: MAKE HASTE, FIRE BATS?!
  • Po: THE FIRE BATS OF THE UNDERWORLD?! (Deadpool minigunned much of them down)
  • Quack: FLAME RAVEN, BURN THEM OUT OF THE SKY!!
  • Deadpool: (As he leaped out of the flaming van with the others) WE'RE FLYING!!! WE'RE FLYYYYYIIIIIIINNNGGG!!! (They survived by clinging on the mountain as the van exploded)
  • Icky: OUR VAN IS TOTALED, YOU GODDAMN NUTCASE!!!
  • Deadpool: But at least we're all alive, right? (Screeches are heard and everyone looks to see that the Dronified Dactyls and Trixie are patrolling the area)
  • Duke: "Quick! Hide!" (The drone Lodgers cornered them in fire)
  • Starlight:... I really like your mane!
  • Trixie: (Recovering from mind-control) Oh thank you Starlight! (The Dactyls were seen being snapped out of their trances as well)
  • Quack: Soon, it will be time... To unleash the magic! (He was seen augmenting his entire merc army with magic blast)
  • Lu Kang: Did I, mentioned that Granddad was gonna come fashionably late to the feast? (The Granddad in general, Kun Lao, was seen fighting Pang and her forces and it ended with Pang defeating him until the Grand Council rescued him)
  • Kun Lao: UNHAND ME AT ONCE?!
  • Po: The fallen City of Magic.... The greatest victim of magic discrime!
  • Quack: OH MY LORDS, THEY'VE BEEN FOUND?! CLOSE OFF ALL EXITS, DON'T LET THEM ESCAPE?! (After the heroes are contained) Are you familiar with, oh, I don't know, the Magic Pools of Gaia Everfree? Sometimes, there are worlds that serve as, "universeal arterires", if you will, that enable that magic to even get that far. Who wouldn't want to control a world entrusted to spread it's magic around to certain points! When those Chi monsters destroyed precious homes and the people who lived here, all their souls and any other essence were transported into this pool, not only increasing it's power a hundred fold, but also leaving hope that I can gain the power to both create and destroy. You destroy that pool, you destroy magic in Dreamworks. I have to bring restoration to magic?! I must ensure it's dominance to the world?! Because if not me, WHO WILL?!
  • Chi Fu: "(Monotoned)...... Pang Bing will meet you soon."
  • Pang Bing: The heroes?
  • Quack: I shall hand them to you in good time. (Later) WHAT DO YOU MEAN THEY ESCAPED?!?
  • Pang Bing:... Kun Lao!
  • Amutt: We need to get out of here as quickly as we can so we can plan the next move.
  • Quack: THAT WAS JUST THE BEGINNING! (Quack came in as they all fought with what they got as others came in)
  • Pang Bing: (As the Villain Ships came in) Oh my God, are you serious?
  • Quack: I LOST AN ENTIRE CITY'S WORTH OF PEOPLE?! THAT'S FAR MORE HORRIABLE THEN JUST LOSING FOUR PEOPLE?!"
  • Pang Bing: I DO NOT TAKE MY TRAGEDY BEING DUBBED 'PASSAY' COMPARED TO ONES LIKE YOURS! YOU HAVE CROSSED THE LINE! AND YOU WILL HAVE TO PAY FOR IT WITH YOUR FREE WILL, YOUR LAND, AND ESPECIALLY...
  • Quack: Not the pool!
  • Pang Bing: YES, EVEN THE MAGIC POOL!!! AND FURTHER MORE, I WILL BE TAKING YOUR PURE IMMORTALITY FOR MY OWN!
  • Lord Shen: HEY, KITTY CAT! THAT'S WHERE WE DRAW THE LINE!
  • Pang Bing:... I'll CROSS it! (The fight contined as she attacked them until Sam sprays pepper spray on her as she retreats)
  • Quack: I NEED YOUR SUPPORT?! WE HAVE TO GET MAGIC BACK?!
  • Luna: You gave them nothing that shows them that you respect them as thinking people. You have showed yourself as uncompromised by labeling Pang Bing's tragedy as passé. You dubbed prejudicial ruin as inferior to greedy ruin, and that proved to be a big mistake that cost you your loyalties. Prejudice is FAR worse than greed, and you had forgotten that. You're finished. (Quack was taken away by the Lightflies)
  • Enlightrant: I THINK I may've found a solution to your curse. ESPECIALLY- (He was suddenly shot by Deadpool)
  • Lord Shen: "WHAT IN THE, DEADPOOL?! WHAT THE HELL?!"
  • Jallmadoor: MY PLAN WAS FOOL PROOF?! IT SHOULD'VE BEEN IMMUNED TO AN IDIOT LIKE YOU?!" (He and Gazelle fought until she freed Enlightrant and defeated him)
  • Enlightrant: I sense that 50% of your strength is back.
  • Gazelle: We must get Quack here to do it.
  • Quack: You'll find the Lightfly Spell Book AND the magic spells I combined it with to make the curse in my personal room in the Imperial Palace.
  • Gazelle: We'll repay the favor however we can. (Later) PAAANG!! WE'RE CALLING YOU OUT!!
  • Pang Bing: Hello, Uniter Princess! (She surrounds them all with blue fire, separating the heroes from Gazelle as the two fought, and Gazelle later got cured and fought Pang at full power, as their whole fight was seen until Gazelle stabbed Pang in her Dragon Form and weakened her)
  • Gazelle: What's the reason your doing all this?
  • Pang Bing: I don't exactly know HOW it occurred! It's both so simple yet a challenge worthy of a riddle-asking Buddist monk! It's like my memories were manipulated and the motives literally turned into evil and fanatic action.
  • Gazelle: Why are you suddenly doubting yourself? You NEED their help, otherwise, if you don't comply, your entire family name MIGHT BE RUINED!
  • Pang Bing: You're right. If I don't do this now, I may not ever discover or learn anything at all.
  • ???: "Perhaps not in the way that was intended, but..... At least my FORMER puppet, will bring the Uniter in my grasp, one way or the other, and then, soon, I will make the emperor of all Mothrons regret ever punishing me!?"
  • The figure laughed as red eyes on the figure's face is shown, as silluettes of shadowy creatures joined in on the laughter!

Chapter 1: Pang Bing Defeated/Wu-Hu Arrested

The Abandoned City.

  • Lightfly #1:... Well, Quack, it seems you may be given a better chance after all. You've been given community service of being the guardian of the Magic Pool of this Universe, mainly because, well, your former subjects' souls are inside it.
  • Quack:... So... I can have my pure immortality back?
  • Lightfly #1: Indeed. Pang Bing is currently being restored of obscured memories, and we're seeking whoever turned her into evil in the first place.
  • Quack: Yeah, as you've told me, it may be another Mothron. But don't worry. I'll guard the pool well, because... You know... This IS my home.
  • Wu Hu, Fu Bu, and the other criminals and mercs are seen chained up.
  • Wu Hu: "Easy for you to say Quack. Alot of us seem to be heading to the sing-sing now that the Uniter managed to curb Pang Bing. But at least me and Xei can still use Chi. We'll starting teaching it to the other prisoners and-"
  • Master Ling: "Don't get too confident, Wu. I'll be entrusted to take your Chi away again to render you back a normal elephant."
  • Wu Hu: "..... Aw, damn it, was afraid of that."
  • Mama Xei: "Well, it was nice while it lasted. (Sighs depressively)."

Imperial Palace.

  • Kreeka Shade was seen running!
  • Kreeka: "I gotta get out of here before I'm caught! I really screwed up with the Professor and Pang Bing ended up a failure! I gotta get back to the AUU and-"
  • ???: Halt, Kreeka! (Eagle-Beak and his associates came in)... You can't get away from us THAT easily.
  • Kreeka: Son of a Vellan whore!
  • Xerxes: Look, we understand your family troubles motivated you to, commit this act of yarge out because of Pang Bing's promises. We have no desire to waste you.... That being said, it does show that you may not be an accreate ally anymore. The worse we shall do is relieve you of service and surrender you to the HA. In all fairness, you have commited acts of espionage against certain goverments, and you have a bit of a wanted streak. That on it's own risks our own interests, espeically that we can no longer return to that Darkross planet now that is has been discovered.
  • Kreeka: "Look, Professor, you sure there isn't a way for me to make it up for you?!"
  • Professor Eagle-Beak: "Sadly, the other-universeal heroes are insistent. Besides, they had agreed to be fair and decent torwords you and desided that you need to be put in a better position then a mercenary spy to provide for your family."
  • Kreeka: "Well even then, I am likely to end up serving time before-"
  • Celisus: "Well we can't help much with hero fickleness. Just be glad it's not all your getting."
  • Kreeka: "(Sighs).... How do you guys know they won't turn you as well?"
  • Eagke-Beak: "Oh trust me. Now that Pang Bing's capture, we'll be going on our way before they can go that far. Our deal with containing Pang Bing is completed, and thus, they don't nessersarly need us anymore. Whatever they wish to do with her is there business. And thus, we leave them, with a small farewell gift."
  • Eagle Beak snapped his fingers and everything poofed!

Later.

  • Kreeka was already ready for deportation back into the AUU.
  • Kreeka: "...... No body said the mercenary spy life was easy."
  • Sgt. Crush:... You do know her reasons for this ARE legitimate, right? She comes from a world run by dirty power-grubbing Grutts, and they sentenced her parents to exile in a poverty-ridden sector, and they recently got diagnosed with OIDS.
  • Xerxes: I'm sure the Heroes Act is moral and sympathetic enough to deal with that themselves. Trust me.
  • Sargent Crush: "Well, I trust your word on it sir. That's what matters."
  • The Eagle-Beak group leaves.

Imperial Court

  • Ling: (As he was seen removing the Chi abilities from Wu Hu and the other evil Chi masters as they were dragged away)... Well, sir, I can safely say that Pang Bing and Quack's reigns of terror are over... But we're not done yet.
  • Kun Lao:... Explain yourself.
  • Ling: Well, you see, the Uniter Princess said that Pang Bing wasn't originally evil, and that she fully admitted that her memories are obscured, so she didn't have any greater purpose other than avenging magic and her sisters. Said it was Mohthron in origin.
  • Kun Lao: (Groans), It's never so simple with these people..... If so, I want this further investigated. I want Pang Bing to be interigated."
  • Ling: She has assured that she's getting right on that, sir.
  • Kun Lao: "...... I just hope they know what they're doing."

Ligero Courthouse

  • Pang Bing: (She was seen being examined)...
  • Elzaorbana:... Well, Ms. Bing, it seems that Gazelle is correct. Your mind has been obscured by Mothron magic. And the magic is at QUITE a high level. It's gonna be a challenge to unscramble it and restore your memories.
  • Pang Bing: "....... I can't, believe that I never realised this for so long....."
  • Elzaorbana: Well, we're gonna find out the truth about this so you can stop being something you're not. Plus, Equinox lessons should be necessary to prevent a scrambled memory incident like this again.
  • Pang Bing:... Well... I am thankful, but this is all so new and a crazy surprise.
  • Elzaorbana: Trust me, after this, it won't REALLY be a surprise.
  • Pang Bing: I certainly hope so.
  • Elzaorbana: Well, Enlightrant? You ready to commence the memory spell?
  • Enlightrant: I won't let you down, your majesty! (He casts a spell that allows him to tap into her mind as he sees everything in his eyes, as at first, the subconscious appeared as blue splotches of goo that manifested into held-back memories)... Okay... I'm getting something... Well, here's the basics, you just escaped the imperial palace, you traveled alone for abit, you rested in a particular part of a forest and...... Well son of a gun, you went blank for a good portion until you started to practice harsher magic. Either anger is a good memory eraser, or someone really wants to make sure you did this out of your free will. And everything else is what we know of instead of another blank inbtween when she was first taken to Chorh-Gom and when she came out.
  • Pang Bing:... So... Can you see what's up?
  • Enlightrant: Well, we ARE familiar with Mothron memory manipulation spells, but it's NEVER been easy to de-scramble them. It's like solving a jigsaw puzzle with a thousand pieces. It takes time and patience.
  • Pang Bing: Well, I don't wanna do anymore evil now that I know that I was considering something different until this... Mothron... Changed everything.
  • Enlightrant: Well, I assure you, it may be hard, but it's not impossible. Trust me, we'll figure this out eventually. And fortunately, only a few high level Mothrons are capable of such spells, so, we fortunately have a good selection of likely suspects to pick from. We just need to figure out, who?
  • Gazelle: "Well, is, Jallmadoor one of them?"
  • Enlightrant stares at Pang Bing abit....
  • Enlightrant: "..... Clearly not. She would've gotten a vision from that. Also, Jallmadoor's powerful, but not enough for this sort've thing. Trust me, a spell like this is likely from a Mothron that makes him look like he's entry level material."
  • Icky: "Well, do you guys have like, a list of those Mothmen capable of such a thing?"
  • Enlightrant: "Do we ever? When dealing with Mothrons, you have to keep track of the most powerful and the most likely to be a problem even when their emperor told them not to. We keep a good decent number in our libary."
  • Elzaorbana: (Casts a hologram-like spell that displays an entire library of Mothrons)... Well... Let's see if we can find some possible culprits of this. (She uses her hands to push things around in the holo-magic interface like a mobile device, and finds an entire line labeled 'Charged With Memory Manipulation')... Hmm... Seems that there's 12 of them. There's Memoroutus, Blackout, Amnesthetus, Tartabus, Membrock, Blackubus, Tarrus, Blizza, Zweta, Luntroph, Dlack XXV, and Mothlock.
  • Pang Bing:... Which ones are the worst?
  • Elzaorbana: Well, as far as we can tell, all of these war criminals have used memory-manipulation in the worse means possible. But perhaps you can tell who did it by recognizing one of these Mothrons. Just look through them, and identify which one seems the most familiar. The one you choose we will assume is the one who did it.
  • Pang Bing:... Sounds easy enough. (The pictures magically appeared in front of her in a wheel as she spun it around with her fingers, and noted all 12 of them, and when she saw one picture, and hesitated a bit)... Nope. None of them seem familiar.
  • Enlighrant:... Yeesh! Whoever did it must be very clever. He/she must've erased memory of their involvement. And I should say so, considering when I looked in her mind, most of her cerebral cortex, hippocampus, and mammillary bodies have been altered and blocked of several paths. This has made it possible for the culprit to prevent episodic memory from being used to be his/her downfall.
  • Pang Bing: You serious? So I can't recognize ANY of these weirdoes?
  • Enlightrant: Afraid not.
  • Icky facepalms
  • Icky: "IT'S NEVER, THAT EASY?!"
  • Enlightrant: Well that's kinda the point of why these 12 Mothrons, as well as any, if not all other Mothrons, are seriosuly taken. They didn't last as long as they did by being stupid. They are known to be as smart and relentless as you. So they take any and all precautions necessary to ensure their plans go as planned.
  • Elzaorbana: It's true. So, in that case, we need to get more in order to stop this threat.
  • Pang Bing: "(Sighs), I, I honestly don't know wat to say about this."
  • Gazelle: Well, until then, we Lodgers may have to look after you. We'll try to make you more comfortable in our environment however we can.
  • Lord Shen: Though get used to the stupidity and wacky things we subject ourselves to. Trust me, it took awhile for me to not want to strangle anyone because of their random idiotcy.
  • Icky: "I was a favorite for him to strangle...."
  • Pang Bing: "...... What did I just got myself into?"
  • Donkey: "ANOTHER LODGER WHIRLWIND ADVENTURE, THAT'S WHAT!!"
  • Pang Bing:... PLEASE tell me you're not ENTIRELY a barrel of laughs that way.
  • Gazelle: They aren't. (They teleport away)

Dragon Temple

  • Pang Bing: (As they teleported to the entrance of the Temple)... So... THIS is where you live?
  • Spyro: Yes. The Dragon Temple, where my kind trains to be good fighters and wielders of the elements.
  • Deadpool: Yeah, and when we left, we were in the middle of an amazing Christmas Party. And... now that I think about it, it IS the 22nd, so it's almost Christmas.
  • Little Foot: Let's hope we can do this before Christmas can come.
  • Viper: Me, too.
  • ???: VIPER! (Copperfang came and coil-hugged Viper) I heard what happened back at home. Are you okay?
  • Viper: I'm fine, Uncle Copperfang. And... How exactly did the others go since we defeated Chesibelle?
  • Copperfang: Well, she's doing fine. Grace had a lot on her plate, and not just her children were giving her a hard time dealing with Chesi's trial, AND her diagnostic career.
  • Icky: Oh, yeah, she was pregnant last time we saw her. How many children?
  • Copperfang: Six.
  • Icky: And Alfred?
  • Copperfang: Well, since he's the least-busy of the family, he had enough time to deal with all the crap before Christmas.
  • SpongeBob: And the party?
  • Copperfang: Still going smoothly. And you STILL haven't missed the massive feast.
  • Po: Heh, thank Yinglong!
  • Banzai: Yumbo! Well, at least this is a decent way for Pang Bing to redeem herself and find the bastard who mind-controlled her.
  • Copperfang:... Wait... As in the cat you dealt with a few months ago? She was mind-controlled?
  • Gazelle: Indeed. Cats ARE pure animals for one reason or another, and evil cats don't appear THAT often.
  • Icky: And not just because of the freaking obvious!
  • Viper: So, until she fully redeems herself, we need her to feel as welcome in our world as any other cat.
  • Sandy: Yep. And I can tell Christmas will SURELY start after we deal with this trash. We've got mountains of presents waiting to be open, a feast to gobble up, and an evil Mothron to defeat. Trust me, given that last year turned out beautifully given the revamp of our Temple, I'm sure this party will start out no differently-

Kitchen

  • Tricorn: (As she bangs the table as even the camera shook) SHELL LODGERS!!! It's about time you showed your ugly bulldog-looking faces back here! These are nice people! We want food, I've been waiting for a whole day. I haven't eaten since I came since I had a SHITLOAD of paperwork, appointments that had to be postponed, and a lot of garbage to clean up. AND MAKE SURE TO BRING FANCY PLATES AND SILVERWARE, AND NOT THAT GREAT VALUE GARBAGE THAT YOU USE SO YOU DON'T HAVE TO WASH THE DISHES!!!
  • Pang Bing:... So... this Christmas will be no different, huh?
  • Duke: (Sighs) Just get used to it. That's basically normal for us. Senator Tricorn can be a total bitch when overworked, especially around the holidays.
  • Pang Bing: "..... Is that usually a thing?"
  • Icky: "She's actselly usually worse off. Her glitch-corn problem is deactivated as of now."
  • Pang Bing:... 'Glitch-Corn'?
  • Spyro: Yeah, ever since a crazy motherly-animal-protecting-her-egg incident, she got much of her face melted off, and later had much MORE of her body melted and burned off, or lost. All replaced by cybernetics, patented by our friends in CyberCon.
  • Pang Bing:... How, and why, does she look normal if that's true?
  • Sparx: Artificial synthetic skin covers and retains her body, because, hey, nobody wants to look like a borg pawn after an incident like that. So, yeah, if she DOES go insane due to her machinery, then you'd better watch out, and you better not cry.
  • Pang Bing: Oh, a Christmas pun. How cheap and expected of you.
  • Fire: Well, since we'll be accompanying you until Pang's issues have been resolved, we need to talk about your love life, and about what these guys told me about you jerking off to fairies until you have me.
  • Pang Bing:... Gross.
  • Sparx:... Who told?!?
  • Icky: We had to tell her. You MIGHT need help out of this unhealthy m**********y obsession from the one you want your very own. Trust me, bug semen is NOT easy to clean off! But hey, I'm sure you would've told her.
  • Sparx: Yeah, but not right away, you little bean-spillers! I was saving it for a good time.
  • Sam: Well, it's for the best since you soiled the van when we dealt with that empty-nest-syndrome fairy last month. She's still in a mental hospital, and her daughter is... Well... She's living with her aunt and uncle awaiting a life for herself. Poor girl.
  • Tricorn: Well, are you guys gonna stand there and pick your noses, or are you gonna fix us some Christmas grub?!?
  • Po: Hold your horses, Senator, we'll do it when it comes. Just help yourself to the snacks we have in he fridge if you're so hungry. And you might wanna considering the scene you're making here.
  • Tricorn:... Fine! (She leaves)
  • Pumbaa:... What's her problem? I mean, a Senator life isn't all that bad, is it?
  • Starlight: Being a leading figure, let alone a politician, is a LOT of hard work. Trust me!
  • Trixie: Yeah, so, we need to give her some credit for her outburst of frustration and hunger.
  • Jamica: Indeed you do. She hasn't had a decent holiday off for years since being a politician means taking holidays off doing paperwork beforehand, even close to the holidays. Yes, it's a sad thing, but it's gotta be done.
  • Pang Bing:... So, you offering me a place to stay following this little holiday crusade?
  • Icky: "Well, we have a place, but, you might not like the living arrangement."

The Pariah Wing.

  • Ping Bing: "Care to explain why your putting me behind a cell?"
  • Mantis: "To be fair, you DID pretty much tried a massive attempt of conquest through mass brain-washing, assusiating with a large assortment of crooks, mind-warping lougers, prevoking villain teams, and threaten to misuse a magic artity pool for the Dreakworks universe. Also, your tecnecally still considered a corrupted pawn, because we can't nessersarly predict whether or not the Mothron who made you like this in the first place, well, gets control of you again."
  • Pang Bing: "..... An, admitingly fair point in light of recent events, but why is this place so empty?"
  • Icky: "Well fortunately we don't have that many enemies worthy of this place. Alot of our rouge galley can still be safely maintained in Prison 42, Oranos, Tricorn-Katraz, Davy Jones Aquarium, Black Staillian Asylum, Tartarus, even the Banish Realms if it has to come to it. We only reserve this place for flight risks, like your room-mate."
  • Pang Bing: "What room-mate?"
  • Everyone points to Zagelle in a neightbering cell.
  • Zagelle: "..... Guilty as charged."
  • Pang Bing: "..... Why, does she looke like the uniter but in different colors?"
  • Gazelle: "She was Team Nefarious' attempt to have something to counter against me as a Uniter."
  • Pang Bing: "You mean a dark uniter?!"
  • Icky: "Don't worry, she's been defanged when the Lightflies took her dark uniter blade and likely wasted that shit by now. And don't worry, she's getting abit more soft-rock lately and just gotten over her obcession trying to impress the Mothrons."
  • Zagelle: "Hey, I SAID that maybe you guys have a point about how the Mothrons viewed me as a failure! That's not the same of me giving up on them!"
  • Gazelle: "(To Pang Bing) Don't worry, she only says mean things to sound tough. She's actselly really nice when you get to know her."
  • Pang Bing: "..... May I ask why you keep a holding cell for your particularly bad ones when the Dragon Guardian temple is also home of some of your most vulerable, like the princess of heart?"
  • Lord Shen: "Oh don't worry, the Pariah wing has uncontestable security that even someone of your magic level can't congure. And the brillience of the Pariah Wing is simple. If any flight risk wishes to return to be a problem, they have to contend with us. Which is why this wing is perfect for holding some of the worse offenders, espeically the likes of Drago Bludvist."
  • Pang Bing: "Drago Blood Fist? Exactly what did this assuming average barbarian did to ever justify a place in here?"
  • Icky: "It's actselly "Bludvist", and trust me, that viking dude did SERIOUSLY messed up shit to justify residence here. You see, a bad encounter with a dragon de-arming the unluckly fucker morthed him into the primest exsample of the worse of what Humanity can become!"
  • Pang Bing: "Am I, correct to assume he did something particularly awful then?"
  • Hiccup: (As he came in from the party) Absolutely. He attempted to use dragons not for good like me and my tribe, but for evil and attempting to conquer my world, but he murdered my father using my own dragon. Not only was that good enough for me to get emotionally distraught since he sacrificed himself so my dragon couldn't kill me, but he was a minor High Councilor, so as you can imagine, because the murder of even a minor is severely punishable, he's being hunted down to this very day, and he's forbidden from having relations with the three villain teams.
  • Pang Bing:... Ouch! Never thought someone could have the guts to kill a High Councilor. Don't you guys have magic to resurrect people?
  • Spyro: Unfortunately, that's power that the High Council prefers to leave alone considering it's highly-difficult for light magic, and it's FAR easier with black magic. Why do you think the Villain League has the power to resurrect their killed members?
  • Pang Bing:... Point taken. So I gotta stay in this cell?
  • Lord Shen: Sadly, yes. But don't worry, you WILL get some time out of them, but only if you are not mind-controlled and if you can't be trusted at times. Don't get us wrong, we trust you for the moment, but given Mothrons' limitless power possibilities, we need to ensure you don't get hijacked into nasty deeds again.
  • Icky: "That, and it's also because we don't know which part of you is freed and which other is still a Mothron's plaything. Again, corrupted pawns are a BITCH to predict!"
  • Pang Bing:... Well, it WILL take a moment to cope with, but, very well.
  • Lord Shen: Excellent. For a villain, you sure are taking this attempt for redemption very well.
  • Pang Bing: Well, what did you expect when I discovered that my ENTIRE villainous career was all a big fat corrupted lie? I wanna undo this because I have the right to choose who I want to be, and after knowing I didn't wanna be this way, I wanna do something better.
  • Shifu:... Then, the first stop to do that is obvious. You'll get your chance to help us once we release you.
  • Pang Bing: Take all the time you need.

Shadowy Mountain

  • The figure stared at what is occuring through a couldron filled with black ooze.
  • ???: "How unfortune, but not surprising. The Uniter's impromto protecters have taken clever precautions to avoid any of my attempts to reclaim my puppet.... Fortunately...... I always keep spares."
  • The Figure turned to the many red eyes that formed around the area.
  • ???: "Now, it is time for my proud creations to make their mark. Uniter Hunters...."
  • The Uniter Hunters, reveiled to be Rahkshi-Eqsed creatures that came forth.
  • ???: "The greatest of creations against Uniters...... Once again, your services are needed..... Disinigration, (A Uniter Hunter used a double-bladed staff to hit a wall and turn it into dust)....... Destruction, (Another Uniter Hunter destroys a wall)....... Toxins (Another Uniter Hunter stands near a plant as it dies.)...... Hatred (A Uniter Hunter some small rodents to suddenly get violent and attack eachother)...... Parasitic abosrbtion, (Another Uniter absorbs the engry of the fuedulent rodents as they look as if they're dying)..... And finally...... Nightmares. (A red Uniter Hunter came forth as it's presience intimidates the other Uniter Hunters, implying an undeniable presence of dominance.) You six were once my most obedient of Dark Rossians, and I returned that faver by making you the greatest of all Mothron beasts........ Uniter Hunters....... Use your powers to lure the heroes back to Dreamworks China. Seek out the world's capital city, and bring it's rediculious emperor to me...... I wish to use the worthless fool as a motivater to coherse that hasbeen of a grandparent to force the heroes to let Pang Bing and the Uniter, come to me..... Don't shy from harming civilians to prove your capable threats."
  • The Uniter Hunters hailed the figure in a strange languise, then flew up into the air and gained moth-like wings and flew away!
  • ???: "(Chuckles wickedly)...... Your victory streak, is about to conclude..... Uniter..... (Laughs as the glow of the figure's red eyes reveil only a partial of his face.....)"

Chapter 2: The Battle Is Far From Over

The Capital

  • Kun Lao was overseeing the city being repaired and reversed of it's changes.
  • Kun Lao: "..... It's almost a shame we have to dispose of the Shen Dragons. They look as if they could've served the empire well."
  • Master Ling: "Try to remember that the machines was made from dark tec. Any potainional of use, is not worth keeping with this in mind."
  • Kun Lao: "Perhaps...... I'm just glad that my grandson is safe. Nothing else can go wrong."
  • ???: "KUN LAO?! KUN LAO?!"
  • A panicy messenger duck came!
  • Messenger Duck: "Kun Lao! I bring terrible news?! A near-by village was attacked by creatures that look like the Scourge Imperials' Rahkshi, but clearly were not?! They had simular powers, but worse?! The village didn't stood a chance?!"
  • Kun Lao: "Any casalties?"
  • Messenger Duck: "Thank goodness no, the creatures were more interested in just destroying the buildings and setting them ablaze. Weird thing is, they did the same thing to other villagers.... As if, they're trying to make us aware of something.... But it gets worse..... They're coming to the capital city! I fear that, the villages were just being used as exsamples of what they're capable of! They might intent on attacking the capital?!"
  • Master Ling: "Such shameless beasts to use innosent villages to deminstraight their might."
  • Kun Lao: "...... HAVE MY BEST GENERALS READY OUR DEFENCES?! HAVE THE CITIZENS AND MY GRANDSON EVACUATED FROM THE CITY AT ONCE?! Whatever these monsters are, they will feel the might of the once emperor?!"
  • Messenger Duck: "YES SIR?!"
  • The Duck runs off!
  • Kun Lao: "...... Ling, is it possable that these monsters are assusiates of Pang Bing's corrupter?"
  • Master Ling: "It'd be too convinent for these creatures to show up after Pang Bing's surrender to be something else."
  • Kun Lao: "Is it possable to alarm the Lougers of this? I mean, they just left many hours ago. What if these are just lost Rahkshi prototypes attacking in a bad time and not at all related to our current problem? What if we can't handle them? What if-?"
  • Master Ling: "We will see these creatures ourselves, before we make any attempts."

Later.

  • Kun Lao, his generals, Bodyguards, and Ling all stood at the top of the gates, as they see far away flames.
  • Chow Dow: "..... My goodness....."
  • Ba Zing: "Those dispicable abominations......"
  • Fei: "Wow..... The basturds work quick."
  • Jing: "Then WE shall make quicker work of them for their disgrace."
  • Kun Lao looked concerned.....
  • A screeching howl was heard.......
  • Ling: "..... I sense, an even greater darkness......"
  • A Thunderstorm began to form.......
  • Everyone stares concerningly at the smoke that obscures their far vision.....
  • After a few moments just as the first lightning strike, the Uniter Hunters flew quickly from the smoke, heading to the capital!
  • The Imperial forces gasped!
  • Kun Lao: "...... What, ARE those things?!"
  • Yuan: "Rahkshi with bug wings?"
  • Ling: "No....... Uniter Hunters. Anichent monsters designed to combat, hunt, and even slay Uniters. Powerful beasts."
  • Kun Lao: "What are they doing here?! The Uniter has long left?!"
  • Master Ling: "Perhaps they are allined with whoever corrupted Pang Bing..... A powerful Mothron is involved indeed."
  • The Uniter Hunters near the capital.
  • Ba Zing, Jing, Sao and Fei leaped off and landed by the front gate!
  • Ba Zing: "THEN THEY ARE ABOUT TO BE DISAPPOINTMENTS?! SAO, JING, FEI?! HIT THEM WITH EVERYTHING WE GOT?!"
  • The 4 used her chi attacks and fired!
  • But the Black Uniter Hunter absorbed their attacks with his staff, absorbing it as it's own power!
  • Ba Zing gasped!
  • Fei: "It, it absorbed our attacks like a panda to a baffet?!"
  • Ba Zing: Oh... Crap in a hat! (The Uniter Hunters attacked with all they got, knocking the four through the gates, as the thumble about across the city, and stop in defeated positions, struggling to get up)
  • Kun Lao:... Oh, no!
  • Destruction: (Screeched wildly as it charged up it's duel blades, and completely demolished the tower in it's entirety, shocking everyone as they ducked for cover as the debris nearly hit them)...
  • Kun Lao:... THAT TOWER WAS MY ANCESTRAL HOME!!! YOU... CONDESCENDING... SADISTIC... UGLY... MOTHERF*****S!!! (He attacks them as Destruction punched him in the chest) HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo... (He was flung right into another building as it crumbled down upon him, Ling protecting him from getting killed with his Chi)...
  • Ling:... Sir, these things' power is overwhelming! What happened to your family tower was only a FRACTION of what they're capable of. We need to go now!
  • Kun Lao: No! The tower was my responsibility! I MUST play this out!
  • Ling: I believe that is a poor decision!
  • Kun Lao: Perhaps, but as the predecessor emperor, it's simply MINE to make! (He attacks again as Nightmares cast a traumatizing-fear-inducing vision spell on him that caused him to attack randomly at nothing as he crashed into a wall and Ling had no choice but to use a teleportation technique to get them out of the area as the Uniter Hunters proceeded to claim the world, Toxins putting up thorny poisonous plants similar to Plunder Weeds all across the Imperial Palace, Parasitic Absorption sucking out much of the engery of the citizens as they fell down in weakness, and the others doing what they did best, allowing a dark shadowy fire came in as the red-eyed figure showed itself as pure darkness, scaring any who stared at him the wrong way)
  • ???:... I'll be expecting you soon, Uniter! I will destroy you, get your Blade, AND get Pang back! I will no longer be remembered as one of the many failures of the Mothron-Lightfly War! Not anymore! So when you get here... I recommend you be on your A-Game! (Cackles wildly)

Outside Imperial City

  • Kun Lao: (They were transported out as Kun Lao continued in his nightmarish trance until Ling snapped him out of it)... Wha-... What happened? Wha- (Gasps wildly as he saw what happened to the Imperial City)... MY FAMILY HOME!!! NOOOO!!!!
  • Ling: I'm afraid there's nothing we can do for the moment, sir. We have no choice but to alert the heroes. It's clear that whoever the Uniter Hunters are working for, wants both Pang AND the Uniter Princess to deal with. And all we can do now is heed to his whims and see where it goes. We can't possible fight them ourselves given the phenomenal power that was displayed.
  • Kun Lao: ".... But what of my forces? What of the people? What about my grandson?"
  • Ling: "You'll just have to hope desteny will be kind to them. We must not waste time."
  • Ling takes Kun Lao away from the dishastor soon.

Dragon Guardian Temple.

  • Zeng was freaking out and ran across the party to the concern of the guests!
  • Zeng: "SHIFU?! SHIFU?! SOMEONE PLEASE TELL ME WHERE SHIFU IS?! IT'S AN EMERGENCY?!"
  • Tri-Corn: "OH COME ON?! THEY JUST FINISHED UP DEALING WITH THE CAT?! WHAT IS WRONG NOW?!"
  • Zeng: "THAT IS WHY I NEED TO SEE SHIFU?! WHERE IS HE?!"
  • Algor: "They went to settle the feline soccoress in their holding cell wing."
  • Zeng ran off panicing!
  • Ororo: ".... Poor Lougers. Even around the holidays, they're expected to do some work."

Pariah Wing

  • Shifu: (As they head out)... Alright. Hopefully we'll have plenty of time to get this party done before trouble comes out- (Zeng crashed into him) OOF!
  • Sandy:... And cue due karma!
  • Zeng: (After recovering through babbling his head)... SIR! LODGERS! I have urgent news!
  • Shifu: Speak!
  • Zeng: Uhh... (The camera went outside the Temple as Shifu's screams were heard and it brushed much of the snow off of the Temple)...
  • Shifu: THE IMPERIAL TOWER IS DESTROYED, THE CITY IS UNDER DEADLY SIEGE BY UNITER HUNTERS OF ALL THINGS, AND LING SENSES THE ONE WE'RE LOOKING FOR IS IN THE CITY WAITING FOR PANG AND GAZELLE?!?
  • Zeng:... That's exactly what I said. Thanks for repeating my words in a crazy rage.
  • Gazelle: (Sighs) Well, that is just peachy! The culprit wants us to waltz into his trap and claims what we stole from him. Zeng, was it? Did Ling get any description of who invaded the place?
  • Zeng: The Mothron obscured many forms of sensing when he claimed the Imperial City to conceal his identity, only wishing to only be known once he gets what he wants.
  • Gazelle:... Then we're gonna give it to him, alright.
  • Duke: "Ya sure that's a good idea, kid? You remember what we learned about Uniter Hunters, kid. They sound like the oppisite of friendly..... They sound unfriendly."
  • Gazelle: First of all, you think ALOT of villains we encountered are considered "unfriendly", considering your last line in the movie. Second, a world is in peril, and if we don't do something, it'll be sure that the Magic Pool will be at risk. Already, the capital is threatened, and even the former Emperor is not enough to stop him. I'm afraid we need to move.
  • Squidward: Well, if he wants Pang, then let's not bring her.
  • Gazelle:... We may have to.
  • Squidward: What?
  • Gazelle: The Mothron wants me AND what I took from him, and that's Pang. Plus how can we expect her to redeem herself when she can't even confront her corrupter?
  • Shifu: "Sometimes it is not wise to always confront your corrupter. If he, or she, was able to effertlessly corrupt Pang Bing before, a second attempt won't be an issue to this Mothron."
  • Lord Shen: "Not to mention that he/she has Uniter Hunters! I seen simular monsters to the ones at hand under the Mothron Emperor's control! Even Shu Mulan could barely handle those beasts! They spefificly designed to combat even the most exspearienced Uniter! And since your still relitively recent, reguardless of your skill and accomplishments, it'll be like a fly vs a giant robot!"
  • Gazelle: "I'm not ignorent to that, but I am not gonna let those creatures have the satisfaction to think that I'm afraid of them."
  • Icky: "Well it ain't a good idea to have them thinking that you have a death wish too! Like Shen said! If even a grade-A Uniter can barely handle those things, you could be in a one-sided fight that, your the one NOT on the winning side."
  • Gazelle: "..... I don't blame you guys for being concerned for me, but think about it. If this Mothron doesn't get what he wants, then he'll continue harming that world more then already. He may target the Valley of Peace with those creatures. And if even the capital city can't withstand them, what makes you think the valley can?"
  • Shifu:... Sadly, she's right. We need to protect our world. ESPECIALLY when the Magic Pool is bound to be so vulnerable, even Quack won't be able to protect it.
  • Gazelle: But we need to be strategic about this. We can't just waltz in. We have to be well-prepared. But we need to be SO discreet, he doesn't expect us to win so easily. Mothrons ARE clever as we've been told.
  • Duke: And I suppose you got any ideas on how we can do that?
  • Gazelle: Look who you're talking to! Soon enough, by the end of this, I'll be the first Uniter to slay the Uniter Slayers.
  • Deadpool: So... No party, then? Because if Tricorn hears that we have to go out again, then may God help us all!
  • Spyro: Well, she may have to get used to it. In fact, there's probably a LOT of people here that can cook well.
  • Cera: Like who?
  • SpongeBob: I'm sure there's plenty.
  • Gazelle:... Quick question, why don't you just magic up some food?
  • SpongeBob: Oh, trust me, magic is not the best way to produce food. Most worlds have magic that only make food taste horrible. The thing you need to MAKE food is-
  • Po: Don't say 'love' as in what happened with you and King Neptune during your little Krabby-Patty-making competition in your First Season, because trust me, that's kid's stuff that's bound to-
  • SpongeBob: Okay, Mr. Prideful Ignorance To Classic Cartoon Charm Regardless of Child-Like Appearance, I was GOING to say 'believe it's special as if there was no secret formula or ingredient'.
  • Po:... Oh... Sorry.
  • Mr. Krabs: Yeah, too soon!
  • Twilight: Yikes! Haven't had THIS kind of criticism since one malicious brony called the Cutie Pox episode a way for a character to admit a wrongdoing just to be cured of an ailment, calling it a 'cheap, childish, and plot-related deus ex machina'.
  • Private: Yeah... That was me!
  • Mane Seven: WHAT?!?
  • Private: Well, yeah, I mean, come on! The Seeds of Truth only exist just so Applebloom could redeem herself after seeing the consequences of her actions. If that sickness has been around for so long, you'd think cures would've ALREADY been around as people would ALREADY be harvesting cures from those seeds.
  • Skipper:... Well... Private, you MAY'VE been my own mouthpiece right there. It didn't make sense even to me. Applebloom would've admitted it if they HADN'T been there.
  • Rainbow Dash: (Sighs) This is why we have creeps like that umbrella-head criticizing us as girly childish worlds of contrivance and s***!
  • Twilight: Okay, that's ALL justified! First off, the Seeds of Truth are not easy to come by, even for botanists. They're a rare plant that's been obscured for eons. Second-
  • Pang Bing: (From the other room) ARE YOU GUYS JUST GOING TO WASTE TIME... OR DID YOU HAVE SOMETHING TO SAY TO ME?!?
  • Gazelle:... THANK YOU, PANG!!
  • Pang: DON'T MENTION IT!
  • Gazelle:... Do you guys waste time with stuff like that?
  • Lord Shen: Much to some of our annoyance, yes. Let's just go down and figure things out from there, and stop questioning deus ex machinas when we hear about it. (They went down)

Pariah Wing Cell

  • Pang Bing:... So, my corrupter is in the Imperial City, huh? And you were SERIOUSLY considering me passé after what you brought me here for? Yeah, it would be easy for him to corrupt me again, but I have adaptable power now!... Uh... I do still have that, right? Or is it, more or less neutered because of Gazelle disabling my strongest spells?
  • Gazelle: "Well, you can still do average spells. Just, not anything stronger then that."
  • Pang Bing: "...... Then fighting this mothron would be difficult."
  • Gazelle: Well, how about this, then: If you can prove that we can trust you enough to do so, then I'll be happy to grant you those stronger spells back.
  • Pang Bing: I was about to ask the same. It's a done deal. After learning of this lie of my life, then I will do what I can, and on the way, prove that I don't need fancy strong spells to beat my enemies.
  • Shifu: Well said, Ms. Bing. Your sisters would be proud.
  • Pang Bing: Well, given what I did in the past thousand years, I gotta save up whatever dignity I have left. Hell, my sisters are bound to know that my entire life was a lie, so maybe they HAVEN'T not bothered with me anymore.
  • Skipper: Enough of the redemption talk, let's just get this over with.
  • ???: ARE... YOU... (Tricorn comes in) KIDDING MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE?!?!?!?!?!?!?
  • Sparx: AAAAHHH, ANGRY DRAGON BITCH!!! FIRE, DARLING, HOLD MY-
  • Fire: Before you say it, suck it up, buttercup! You still have a LOT to prove if you want me.
  • Sparx:... Sure thing! (Chuckles)
  • Tricorn: YOU JUST GOT BACK, AND ALREADY, YOU'RE BACK TO DREAMWORKS CHINA?!? YOU INSOLENT DITCHERS!! FOR GOD'S SAKES, DO YOU EVER GET A BREAK?!?
  • Icky: Well, we DO get breaks given the time it takes to make our episodes. When we get to the date of conclusion, it's onto the next adventure, no questions asked-
  • Tricorn: WILL YOU STOP IT WITH THE META S***?!?
  • Icky: Well, sorry, it's like Pringles! Once you pop, you can't stop!
  • Spyro: Tricorn, I know you're upset, especially considering it's almost Christmas. But even villains can't have a break every once in a while. It was hard for US to accept it when they eavesdropped on us during that Lilo and Stitch incident, in more ways than one, I might add. But as UUniversal heroes, if there's trouble, we need to be there on the double.
  • Tricorn: Hmmph!
  • Gazelle: Don't 'hmmph' US, miss! You need to be patient like all the others! You'll GET your party, and there's PLENTY to do here. Play out in the snow, play video games, play board games, yadda-yadda-yadda! So why don't you be a good Senator and behave?
  • Tricorn:... You're lucky I only treat you with hesitant respect because of your Uniter Princess status, Miss Gazelle. Very well. But this better not ruin Christmas Day, or you'd better expect me to give you a piece of my mind!
  • Sparx: You mean other than what you've lost?
  • Spyro: Sparx!
  • Tricorn: (Sighs) Your sheer unprofessionalism and wisecracks have made me lose my appetite! So go have fun kicking the s*** out of that big dumb moth bastard. I'd wish you luck, but then luck won't help you! (She stomped away mumbling to herself)
  • Iago:... Yeesh, what a bitch!
  • Crane: Don't encourage her rage, Iago!
  • Gazelle: "...... You guys did say her anger's at a downlow, right?"
  • Icky: "Trust me, it still is. Her yelling usually includes violent assults and 1st degree burns."
  • Gazelle: ".... Aye carumba."
  • Pang Bing:... My words exactly! Let's just go! (They blasted off playing El Curacha along the way)

Outer Space

  • (Private):... So those Seeds are critically endangered?
  • Twilight: Indeed. Since it was bred at first as a means of creating truth serums, specifically last being attempted by Eagle-Beak during his Nightmare Moon campaign, and it had been long hard for them to breed since they commonly thrive by truths, they couldn't mature and thus went critically endangered, and thus breeding them has become extremely rare. So, you see, THAT'S why Seeds of Truth are rare and not easy to come by. They can't mature properly. And since they got leaked out into the wild, at first they were plentiful, but since they only stayed as seeds without anything to mature them, they died out quickly. Zecora clearly found one of the last of the batches, discovered it's history, and preserved it until the right moment. Then it came for Applebloom as a CLEAR sign that she KNEW there was something she wasn't telling her as she KNEW her magic might've been involved with her sickness.
  • Skipper:... Well, why the f*** didn't you say anything before?
  • Twilight: Hey, you didn't ask! It's clear that they were only meant to exist in labs, but since it's outdated potential, you can guess that it could only be as reliable to wildlife as much as a lie detector.
  • Private:... Well... I guess that DOES give it a justified reason to not just be a cheap deus ex machina for a character to repent what she's done.
  • Pang Bing: Well, if you guys are done, do you have a plan on how to rescue the Imperial City and the DreamWorks world?
  • Gazelle: I'm sure we'll think of something.
  • Duke: Yeah, I mean, it ain't like the ETA is too short for us to plan a-
  • Computer: ETA is 5 minutes.
  • Duke:... Aw, swizzlesticks!
  • Icky: "What did we say about provoking karma, Duke?"
  • Duke: Hey, you do it all the time, ya' goddamn hypocrite!
  • Icky: That's mainly for comedy. Unlike how YOU did it!
  • Duke: Let's just make these 5 minutes count and make a plan! Besides, we can plan out when we get to China!
  • Icky: "Good, just don't prevoke karma again."
  • Duke: Same to you, feather-crack!
  • Icky: WHY YOU LITTLE-
  • Gazelle: Less arguing, more planning, please!

The Imperial City.

  • The city was left in ruined.
  • ???: (The red-eyed figure was seen enslaving the people as the Uniter Hunters used energy whips on them)... Well, my dear Uniter Hunters, this world will be mine until I get what was stolen from me. With all this power and it's far-spreading influence... (The toxins and toxic plants from the Toxins Uniter Hunter were seen spreading further from the Imperial City)... For every hour the Uniter spends not being here, they will continue consuming the world until there is none left. Thus, they will have no choice but to return what they took. Hundreds of viable farmland will be tainted, hundreds of buildings will fall and crumble, much of the people's will shall wilt away and their hope will be destroyed, fear will consume the land, and finally, anything powerful in this world will disintegrate and die. And this will all be avoided... In only one way! THAT I GET THE BLADE AND PANG BACK! (He cackles wildly as he and several new forces consuming the world sing this, with changes in the lyrics to 'It's My World Now')
Disney Villains "It's Our House Now" Music Video

Disney Villains "It's Our House Now" Music Video

In the van.

  • This was seen from Soothsayer's bowl.
  • Icky: "..... Annnnnnnnnd just like that, there goes our song for that planned Planet of Pardox episode for season 7. It really would've been more fitting then, that. It just kinda comes out of no where."
  • Boss Wolf: "Dahh, we can always reuse it. It was done before, it can happen again."
  • Lord Shen: First, it's wise to NOT be concerned mainly on that! Second... (He snaps as the spoiler neuralyzer flashed them all)... Second, do you realize what this means?
  • Boss Wolf: That we should help emphasize saving the planet from clear pollution? (Shen slaps him) OKAY, I WAS JOKING! OW!!!
  • Lord Shen: What I was saying is that, given this Mothron is threatening to ravage the world if we don't give him what he wants, then it's gonna make it HARDER for us to devise a plan to save it.
  • Gazelle: Indeed. This Mothron is apparently more clever than I thought! Which is why we need to step up our game!
  • Pang Bing:... And you're sure you can't give me my powers back? I can surely undo it for you.
  • Gazelle: Even if that were true, we would still be hesitant to do so. Plus, this Mothron can CLEARLY sense energy from a far-off distance. He'd surely know if we powered you back to full-strength. So, we need to not only wait until you can be trusted, but we need to save it until it's at a perfect time.
  • Pang Bing:... I was afraid of that! Then what do we do?
  • Po: Panic like babies and watch our world wilt?
  • Lord Shen: NO! We STILL need to figure out a BETTER plan than what we had in mind.
  • Cera: But what?
  • Deadpool: Guys, I'm sure you'll have to do it on-world, because we're already at world-sight! (Notes them)... Should I get the turrets so we can expect a spatial attack?
  • Gazelle: The Mothron expects us to come to his doorstep WILLINGLY. He would not attack us and give us undue expectations. But when we DO enter the world, there's BOUND to be heavy surveillance around China. So... This is a long shot... But we may have to lay low from China until we can be ready.
  • Shifu:... Are you suggesting we go out of the country for this one?
  • Gazelle: So far, it's the best I can think of. Is there any country you'd prefer? You know anyone from other countries?
  • Shifu:... Just one!

KFP Japan

  • (Shifu): (As the Lodgers flew through common Japanese landmarks and monuments) The Land of the Rising Sun, Japan. We have an ally there that MIGHT be able to help. Yijiro. He helped us save China from an enemy of his from there that posed a POWERFUL threat to us until he inspired us to use pure concentration to defeat the foe. He's sure to provide plenty of info for us to stop the Mothron.
  • (Tigress): Oh, it wouldn't hurt to go to Japan. Sure, Japan and China have mixed rivalries, but they'd surely show common courtesy on this world. ESPECIALLY when their land will be one of the next to be affected by the Mothron's influence. We MUST seek aid from Yijiro.
  • (Monkey):... Don't I recall you having a crush on Yijiro?
  • (Tigress): So what if I do?
  • (Monkey): Well, he's a sea crustacean, and you're a tiger, so... Kinda one of the weirdest mixed couples.
  • (Deadpool/Gazelle): SEA CRUSTACEAN?!?
  • (Tigress): Giant tiger prawn to be specific.
  • (Deadpool): (Laughs out loud) A PRAWN?!? THEY'RE LIKE SHRIMP NOT WORTHY ENOUGH TO BE JUMBO SHRIMP?!
  • (SpongeBob): Hey, prawns can be pretty dangerous. Just ask Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy. They have a prawn archenemy who was guilty of turning Mermaid Man's laundry pink by putting them in a washer with a red sock, thinking it would make him 'pretty stupid'. Game lore, yes, but still legitimately canon. And HE has a large sonic cannon on his back.
  • (Deadpool): (Laughs) It STILL doesn't make it ANY less ridiculous!
  • (Shifu): (As they reached a shore temple) Let's just give him common courtesy and make ourselves feel welcome, especially in front of HIS master.
  • (Deadpool): "(Scoffs), okay fair enough. So what his master like? One of those, long legged japinese crabs?"
  • (Shifu):...Wellll... When you meet him, you MAY wanna hold your breath. He IS a sea creature, just one that you MAY be TOO familiar with.
  • Deadpool: (As they got out) What? A Great white?
  • Shifu: No.
  • Deadpool: Orca whale?
  • Shifu: No.
  • Deadpool: Dolphin?
  • Shifu: No.
  • Deadpool: Sperm whale?
  • Shifu: Getting warmer.
  • ???: Hello, Master Shifu! My master was expecting you.
  • Deadpool: WHOA, WHO SAID THAT?!?
  • ???: Down here! (Deadpool looked down to see Yijiro)
  • Deadpool:... Wow!... I thought he'd be a bit more intimidating.
  • Yijiro: I get that a lot. Master Karaage has been sensing INTENSE evil originating in your country. I can trust you needed to stay out of China until you can come up with a good plan.... And is THIS... The infamous Pang Bing? One of the biggest consequences of magic prejudice?
  • Pang Bing: Well, let's just say whoever's out there may be wanting me because I was freed from his control.
  • Yijiro: I'm not that surprised. Cats are hard to corrupt for their heraldry and purity. Sure some can be jerks, but they can have good potential. Well, I shall take you to Karaage.
  • Deadpool: Wow, 'Karaage', huh? That sounds like a badass name for a Japanese martial arts master.
  • (WB Deadpool):... You DO know that his name MIGHT suggest what he is, right?
  • Deadpool: HAH! What?
  • (WB Deadpool):... Karaage is a mollusk dish in Japan. Squid, to be precise.
  • Deadpool: Oh, HAH! Squid? Are you telling me that this awesome guy could be a-

Later...

  • Deadpool: GIANT SQUIIIIIIIIIIIIIIID?!? (A colossal squid was seen in a water-filled room where several sea and non-sea creatures were seen training in the background, tentacles squirming around the area)
  • Karaage:... (His large eye looked at them with a stare on par with Mantis upon first meeting Po)
  • Yijiro: Colossal squid, to be precise.
  • Deadpool:... Aren't they supposed to be native to Southern Oceans around Antarctica?
  • Yijiro: He saw it boring to be in frozen environments, and like your Master Oogway, he left his homeland to do something bigger. Master Karaage, these are my comrades from China.
  • Karaage: (Slithering onto the land) I am aware, Yijiro, of your mission to stop Kira from terrorizing China. And THIS is the Dragon Warrior, I presume?
  • Po:... Uh... I'd gladly ask for a staring contest from a guy like you, but I feel that may be a hate crime.
  • Karaage:... Seems Yijiro was correct about his lack of wit.
  • Gazelle: Yikes!
  • Icky: "Mind Po, he's pretty much the resident dweeb. Anyway,  Dreamworks China kinda has a mothman problem. He sent a collection of Rahkshi-rip-offs to wreck some shit on the imperial palace and is basicly screwing this place over. And it's reasonable to believe he won't reserve himself to China!"
  • Karaage: It is true. I recognized the power because I happen to have heard stories about Mothrons in the past. Their home system is magically mobile, their war against the Lightflies have been as never-ending as the conflicts between good and evil, and they have been seeking a Uniter Princess for eons. And given it's presence in the Gazelle's hands, I can clearly see they have succeeded.
  • Gazelle:... A true honor.
  • Karaage: Well, if you're mission concerns one of the products of magic discrimination Pang Bing there, then it's safe to say that I know the culprit of this crisis.
  • Duke:... You do?
  • Karaage: Indeed. Her clan stretched to Japan as well, and there's a handful of corrupt magic users created from outdated xenophobia here as much as there is in your country. And defeating one of their non-cat members made me read up about you, Pang. And knowledgeable of events because of my mastery of inner peace to the point where I can see anything, including the past, present, and future, I have long known your corrupter, AND watched your first and second battle with the Dragon Warrior.
  • Shifu:... So, you saw us coming, then?
  • Yijiro: That's what I said, yes.
  • Karaage: You see, Pang Bing's corrupter is indeed one of those who committed horrible mind-manipulation spells for the most terrible of evil deeds. In this case, it's a Mothron who was among the runts of the litter. His name... Is Mothlock.
  • Pang Bing began to freak out and got only a brief vision, but Gazelle helped her up.....
  • Yijiro: ".... Is Pang Bing alright?"
  • Gazelle: "...... I think when Mothlock was referenced as the one who may be respondable, she looked as if she had a vision."
  • Pang Bing: "But it was too brief to give any proper insight."
  • Icky: "Well THAT was helpful! Wait, are we talking the same Mothlock respondsable of turning the beetle people planet to utter shit?"
  • Mayfly: "(Nearly depressed) One of the same, unfortunately."
  • Duke: "Wait, how did we ever came to that concludtion?"
  • Icky: "We learned more about that off-camera."
  • Gazelle: Oh, THAT'S the one we were looking for.
  • Pang Bing:... So... What IS his story?
  • Mayfly: You mean besides his Rossian mess? Well, there's nothing much other than he was imprisoned for a great number of years since, then, but escaped, and remained at large for thousands of years. We couldn't locate him. But after learning of your involvement, perhaps he MAY have been planning something big.
  • Pang Bing:... But... What would he want with me?
  • Karaage:... Allow me to explain! I have witnessed your past and present enough to learn of him, but not of whatever he wants with you. What he planned and his villainous monologues were blocked out of any prophetic masters. But from what I can make out, he MAY'VE been using you as a tool to get the Uniter Blade since his Rossian incident.
  • Mayfly:... That DOES seem to make sense. The Mothrons DID let him get arrested as they saw him as a failure.
  • Duke: "Yeesh. If that's so, then why did the several Mothrons that helped him screw up that planet to begin if he was such an omega to them?"
  • Mayfly: Oh, they DID end up abandoning him as the plan went through out of good taste. By the time it went too far, they were all gone, leaving him to do everything himself. So, as you can expect, he was unable to defend himself.
  • Duke: "...... That's low even for them to abandon the leader like that because of things going to s***."
  • Mayfly: Well, if your punishments for serving in s*** like that are on par with Hammurabi's Code, then there's no point in staying and escalating the charges.
  • Duke:... Ouch!
  • Karaage: So, obviously, since his escape much later, I got a good glimpse into Pang Bing's past, and even saw what she was PLANNING to do since she escaped the evil Emperor's grasp....

KFP-Non-CG-Animated Flashback

  • (Karaage): Since that escape... She struggled in a lifetime of loneliness. Returning back to her home, poor Pang Bing discovered that she couldn't possibly do things the way her family wished given what she just went through. People feared her capabilities, and the Emperor was foolish enough to indulge them for glory and to be recognized as a hero. As the grandeur died... And died... And died even further... She could no longer maintain her goals. (Pang Bing cried as she ended up packing her things)... She had no choice but to go to a place in China where magic was better used after what she experienced. The witch market. (She went to a place similar to the place where Po got the magic boots)... She was forced to live her life in ruin and despair. Surrounded by people who were once ruined souls like her.
  • (Pang Bing):... Well, I admit, some of this DOES ring bells. I DO remember being in the Black Bamboo Marketplace. I worked as the servant of a pig black marketer of magic.
  • (Karaage): Indeed. A black marketer named Dou Minong. (A large black warthog similar to Master Ding, had lots of facial moles, and facial hair marks similar to mortal Ke-Pa was seen)
  • Dou Minong: Well, Ms. Bing, are you ready for your first day?
  • Pang Bing: (Sighs) Yes, sir!
  • Dou Minong: Uh, remember what I told you! Service with a smile, or you deal with getting fired! (Pang smiled as much as she could)... (Sighs) Sorry about that! Look, what happened to you was sad. But you just gotta put the past behind you, and look at what magic is better used for. If magic is going to be shunned to where even the EMPEROR will shun it, then we'll show them that magic can STILL be useful by selling and profiting from it!
  • Pang Bing:... Sounds like a disrespectful thing to do with magic.
  • Dou Minong: That's what I said on the same day that rendered me here. I thought magic could do big things. I thought that my magic skills would defend my home well. But when my father was killed, and I was next, I realized that this is the new way for magic. All we wanted to do with magic was use it for good, fight the street crime, and crime that sometimes Kung Fu and that wretched magic ripoff of theirs, Chi, can barely handle themselves, just to protect ALL of them! And how do those CREEPS thank us? By threatening to turn us into the Emperor! My father is gone! And thus, I let them die after a massive criminal wave swept through the village. They don't TAKE my father, and expect me to save them.
  • Pang Bing: They probably would never have asked anyway.
  • Dou Minong: EXACTLY! This is what the creators of the Magic Pool would want from us after all. Hell, it's what Quack himself would want after his home was destroyed recently. Magic is dying, and if it's going to die, then it's best to try and create a new generation. And the best way to do that... IS WITH COLD HARD YUAN! (Chuckles wildly)
  • Pang Bing:... (Sighs) Well, if you say so, sir, let's milk them.
  • Dou Minong: That's the spirit!
  • (Icky): "Wow, the guy sounds like the illegit magic verson of Reboot Rachet's boss from the movie."
  • (Pang Bing): "Yes, he, was imperfect, but..... I cared for him for what kindness he wasn't afraid to share."
  • (Sparx): "So, was he a fancy immortal magic user too, or-"
  • (Pang Bing): Sadly... he died like everyone else at that time. But only because, as it turns out, his father WASN'T dead. His father was literally a magic adapter like me. He could turn up after being killed. When he turned up... From what I heard, he slaughtered the ENTIRE criminal empire in the town, AND it's citizens for killing him, and he has since sought out for his son. Soon enough, he found us. Storming in like a monster! (Tremors were heard as the people worried, and Dou's father came in)
  • Witch #1:... Is THAT...?!?
  • Witch #2: DOU GUANLONG?!?
  • Dou Guanlong: (He stomped in, crushing a child's toy car as he cried afterward)... Where is my son? I have a FAVOR to ask of him!
  • Dou Minong: (He looked out and saw it)... (Gasps)... F... Father?
  • Dou Guanlong: SON!... WELL, DON'T JUST STAND THERE! GIVE YOUR DADDY A BIG HUG! (The two strangle-hugged)
  • Dou Minong: I can't believe you're alive!
  • Don Guanlong: That's right! I AM alive! Thanks to the healing peppers the witches here gave me!
  • (Tigress): WAIT!... He got the adaptation magic... from ingredients from a wizard?
  • (Pang Bing): Yes.
  • (Shifu):... Did he realize that when you use black magic, it takes something in return?
  • (Pang Bing): When I witnessed their conversation, it was CLEAR what the magic took from him. It took... His honor! The most infamous and most common exchange black magic could provide: In exchange for power, you lose your honor!
  • Don Guanlong: So, son... It's time we destroyed more crime!
  • Don Minong: I couldn't have said it better myself!
  • Don Guanlong: Destroy those who dare treat things the way they want!
  • Don Minong: GLADLY!
  • Don Guanlong: BY DESTROYING EVERYTHING!!!
  • Don Minong: YES- Wait, what? (Pang was seen from Don's shop)
  • Don Guanlong: Yes! You saw what they did to me back there! So, after feeling horrible with what you saw, I not only destroyed the following crime wave, but I DESTROYED THE ENTIRE VILLAGE!!
  • Don Minong:... YOU WHAT?!?!?!?!
  • Don Guanlong: They deserved it! If they can't respect us for what we do, then there's no reason why they shouldn't exist! Which is why we should do something great!
  • Don Minong: I, uh, I don't-
  • Don Guanlong: With my power, and the potential inside of you, WE COULD RULE CHINA! WE COULD BE FAR BETTER THAN THAT GLORIFIED EMPEROR!!
  • Don Minong: YOU WANT TO DO WHAT?!?!?!?!?
  • Don Guanlong: I even have a plan! We rally up people like this town, and with their resources, and the resources of all magic-users in China combined, we can replace the Imperials of this tainted country, with XENOPHOBE-FREE OFFICIALS!!! Think about it! Magic grants powers like THIS! We have the power of GODS! With powers like this united against a common enemy, WE'LL BE UNSTOPPABLE!!
  • Don Minong:...
  • Don Guanlong:... I thought you would be happy, son!
  • Don Minong:... I can't believe you! All your gifts, all your powers, and you... You end up SQUANDERING them for your own vengeful gain!
  • Don Guanlong: Son, you saw what happened out there! They murdered me in cold-blood! They've given me no reason to spare them. I killed all of them. The criminals, the bad officials, EVEN THE CHILDREN WHO WILL NO DOUBT GROW UP TO BE LIKE THEM!!
  • Don Minong: YOU KILLED CHILDREN, TOO?!? WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?!? THEY COULD'VE BEEN RAISED BETTER!
  • Don Guanlong: In a period of prejudice? Killing them was no doubt a kindness. I spared them from a fate worse than death.
  • Don Minong:... No!
  • Don Guanlong: Excuse me?
  • Don Minong: I WON'T join your little crusade! After what you did, and what you no doubt PLAN to do, I can't bring myself to harm others just to prove a point. That's NOT what the Almighty Quack would want from us.
  • Don Guanlong:... But they won't change, unless we MAKE them change!
  • Don Minong: Making them change is not the same as FORCING them to change! That's making people do what you say because you had the power to back it up. That doesn't make you a hero. That makes you a bully! And THAT'S what you've become since that fateful day. A BULLY! Just... JUST LEAVE! I don't EVER WANNA SEE YOU AGAIN!
  • Don Guanlong:... Fine! Then I'll do it MYSELF! (He punches the ground as this music plays and the ground cracked open and surrounded the entire marketplace with lava pits)
Po Finds the Truth - Track 13 - Kung Fu Panda 2 Soundtrack

Po Finds the Truth - Track 13 - Kung Fu Panda 2 Soundtrack

  • Don Minong: FATHER, YOU'RE CRAZY, WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!?!?
  • Don Guanlong: I AM GOING TO CONVERT EVERYONE IN THIS MARKETPLACE INTO MY FIRST SERVANTS, STARTING WITH YOU, MINNY-BOY!!! (He attempts to punch him until Pang teleports in front of him and holds his punch)...Okay, wasn't expecting that!
  • Pang Bing:... Don... What exactly DID that adapting magic potion have in it?
  • Don Minong:... Ingredients from this place... Why?
  • Pang Bing: Is it not clear? When you use black magic... It takes something else in return! In this case, it's the WORST possible trade involved in black magic. He traded his own honor... for THIS POWER FOR IMMORTALITY!!!
  • Don Guanlong: Hey, you are ONE CLEVER KITTY CAT!!
  • Pang Bing: Mr. Guanlong, this is NOT you! Please, you have to fight whatever that potion did to you- (Guanlong grabbed her by the head, and plowed it into the ground, burying her deep as she was pushed through and out into the lava crevice below) AAAAHHHH!! (She balanced herself with her levitation spell)...
  • (Karaage): You tried to reason with him as much as you could, but that potion had done nothing more but take all the heroism inside of him, and turned him... Into a monster!
  • Pang Bing: WHAT HAVE YOU BECOME?!? YOU'VE BECOME A MONSTER!!!
  • Don Guanlong: Oh, I'm not JUST a monster! I'm a monster for magic! And I'm not even a monster in ANY category! For magic, I am merely... THE DEVIL!
  • (Po): HOLY S***, THAT LINE WAS SO GODDAMN AWESOME!!!
  • Don Minong: FATHER, PLEASE, DON'T DO THIS! WAR AGAINST PREJUDICE IS NOT THE ANSWER!!!
  • Don Guanlong: THERE IS NO OTHER CHOICE!!
  • Don Minong: So you're just gonna KILL us?!?
  • Don Guanlong: To be honest, your death or compliance is no longer a factor. When this ends, you all will be serving me so we can DESTROY prejudice at it's source! WE WILL RULE CHINA!!
  • Pang Bing: NO! I WON'T LET YOU!!! FOR MY SISTERS!!! (She zapped at him as he endured the blasts all the way through despite the energy jolting through him)
  • Don Guanlong:... That all you got?
  • Pang Bing: (She charges a magic beam and fired it at him, but he just charged right through it)... NO WAY! (Guanlong bashed her into several bamboo trees as she got dazed)
  • Don Guanlong: (He jumped and pounded her in the chest as she got up and continued fighting him)
  • Pang Bing: GET OUT!!! NOW!! I'LL TAKE CARE OF THIS!!!
  • Don Guanlong: THEY'RE NOT GOING ANYWHERE! (He casts a powerful magic bubble similar to corrupt Trixie's exile bubble in Magic Duel)... They're staying until I bring them on my side! This prejudice has gone on for FAR too long! YOU SHOULD UNDERSTAND!!!
  • Pang Bing: I DO! BUT WANTING SOMETHING SO BADLY CAN TURN YOU INTO SOMETHING YOU'RE NOT! AND CLEARLY... YOU'RE ALREADY GONE! The legendary magic warrior Don Guanlong, turned into a monster!
  • Don Guanlong: You want monster? Try THIS! (He unleashes all his power on Pang as she took it in the same means Po did with his final battle with Ke-Pa)
  • (Karaage): Pang did all she could to fend off the fallen warrior. But in the end, Guanlong was just too powerful for her inexperienced powers to deal with. (He effectively beaten her to the ground)... But as Pang braced for the final and fatal blow... Until... Pang Bing awakened something! Something that caught a LOT of attention! (Pang Bing ended up glowing brightly in glittering magic green energy, slowly healing her much to Guanlong's surprise)... She possessed an ancient magic gift our world had. She had... The Hero's Spiritual Spell.
  • (Pang Bing/Po): THE Hero's Spiritual Spell?
  • (Karaage): Indeed. And Dragon Warrior, you know the spell?
  • Po: I may be into Kung Fu, but that doesn't mean I'm devoid of ALL our world has to offer. The spell is supposed to be the magic equivalent to the Hero's Chi, capable of being the ultimate and key power that allows the user amazing feats. And you're saying that PANG was the current holder?
  • (Karaage): Indeed. But this is the only time she's ever used it in her life. She used it to send the long-gone Guanlong to the Spirit Realm. (Her powerful energy allowed her to easily best and defeat Guanlong as she inevitably cast a spell that caused him to glow brightly)
  • Don Guanlong: NO! The HERO'S SPIRITUAL SPELL?!?!?
  • Pang Bing: Indeed! And now your time is up, and it's time to go to the hell where devils like YOU belong!
  • Don Guanlong:... (Dubbed as DBZ Super Frieza)... THEY CAN ALL GO TO THAT HELL WITH ME!!! (He casts a powerful magic spell on them that causes them to start fading away as he does)
  • Pang Bing: (Gasps) DON!!!
  • Don Minong: PANG!!! (She tried to save them, but she passes through them)
  • Pang Bing: DON, NO!!! YOU CAN'T GO!!!
  • Don Minong: Don't worry... Pang... Whatever you do... Don't go down the path my father chose! (They and Guanlong vanish to the Spirit Realm)
  • Pang Bing:... D..... Don......... No..... NO! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!! (The word echoed all across China as she smashed the ground)...
  • (Karaage): Guanlong had not been prepared to go out so easily. He took his son and the ENTIRE marketplace with him to the Spirit Realm. Pang tried for years afterward to try and bring them back, but... To no avail! (Pang was seen crying)... And it wa sat that moment..... He came.....
  • Mothlock's shadow rose over Pang Bing.

Chapter 3: Mothlock/Master Ling's Gobi Residence

  • ???: "Ohhh, you poor sweet thing."
  • Pang Bing looked at a silluetted figure standing before her, she paniced and tried to leave, but was intersected by colored Darkrossians that would become the Uniter Hunters!
  • ???: "Do not be afraid. Your in the presence of a would-be friend."
  • Pang Bing:... Who are you?
  • ???: (He appears in his dark misty form)... I... (He appears in the same appearance as his picture in the courtroom, though older)... Am Ivaac Ruthout Ruze Mothlock!
  • Pang Bing:... Wow! An overgrown moth thing! Now I've seen everything.
  • Mothlock: Oh, I'm not just some token moth, child! I... Am your SALVATION! You lost not just a friend, but a family, to the evils of this world. I gotta hand it to your determination, Pang! You don't want their sacrifices to be in vain. What if I told you... I could bring them BACK?
  • Pang Bing:... I'm listening!
  • (Pang Bing): Okay, THIS is where my memory falls flat. This is NOT what I remember. What I remember is attempting to bring them back, failing, then recalling Minong's words that magic was best left revitalized into a new generation. Then after constant millennia of failure, I went to THIS.
  • (Karaage): All thanks to Mothlock. You see, to avoid undue attention, he had your memories altered. He mixed-and-matched much of your memories, turning your memories following the involvement in this event... Into pure darkness.
  • Mothlock: I can agree that xenophobia is a terrible thing, but that's an unfortunate part of life. They took your sisters, and there's nothing you can do about it. And just bringing them back from the dead is all but impossible for light magic. And as for your friend and his father? Well... That's just another product of it.
  • Pang Bing:... But... Can I bring my friend back?
  • Mothlock: Oh, you could. There's only one catch, though. You see, when Guanlong casted them into the Spirit Realm with him, he bonded his essence with them. So, when you bring them back, he comes back with them. There's nothing you can do normally that would risk his return.
  • Pang Bing:... That... That's not true! I've been preparing for months!
  • Mothlock: Deny it all you want, but it's all but true. And unfortunately, all you can do is prolong the inevitable. No matter what you do, xenophobia is just a part of mortal life, and that's something no amount of magic, INCLUDING mine, can change. Of course, I was just like that once. I wanted to change something, too. I wanted to prove that I was capable of great things, but everyone refused to believe me. And that's why I was reduced to THIS place. Forever bound to hide and rot. Oh, woe is me! Life isn't fair, and it will always be that way. Not all things can nor SHOULD be changed. Surely, as a magic user, you should've known that. (Chuckles)
  • Pang Bing:... So that's it, then? There's nothing you and I can do about it? Are we forever bound to suffer prejudice?
  • Mothlock: Oh, prejudice is too strong in mortal society to just, die as fast as a pet fish. However, it CAN be controlled, if given the right touch. Though I cannot save your loved ones... There COULD be something YOU can do about it. I can bring them back from the Exile Realm, child! There's an incredible device that can be an access gate to it, AND a product created by the Chi masters to imprison magic folk. I can not only bring them back, but I can make them IMMORTAL, like you, with just the right ingredient! And as you know, it's black magic. I know it's not reliable considering what you witnessed, but of course, sacrifices must be made. In order for the spell to work, you have to give something to get something.
  • Pang Bing:... And what should such a price be, if that IS the only option?
  • Mothlock: Oh, there IS a price to pay... But I'm not telling it. Call it... A 'blind agreement'. (Chuckles)
  • Pang Bing:... Are you sure this is my only choice?
  • Mothlock: Now, now, Pang, xenophobia will always be around, and even magic can't be used to solve everything. You can't just bend reality to your will no mater how powerful you are. You just need to cope with it and make sacrifices. And I am offering you this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to be given a BETTER life. All you have to do to make that a reality... Is sign into my servitude! (The environment magically turned grim as this song played)
Trust in me, Child

Trust in me, Child. Original song

Soon to be replaced once the full version comes.

  • Pang Bing, after signing the scroll, ends up losing half of her spirtual heart.
  • (Icky): 'Wait, PANG PING LOST HALF OF HER KINGDOM HEARTS HEART!?"
  • (Karaage): Well, he had to leave SOME room for the converted memories. And the only way to store that corruption in her heart is to take half of it. Though this DOES make her a half-Heartless at worst, it turned her into the evil cat you fought twice in recent times. Thus, she continued her deal with Mothlock, as he gave her the power necessary to do anything. The powers she attempted were a means of obtaining so much power for her to become all-powerful, not only clearing prejudice entirely, but also bringing back what she wished. And his power, as the years passed, evolved along with hers.

Present

  • Karaage: As to where Mothlock as been residing for all this time, it's hard to say. It is clear that he's exiled from the Mothron Planet, and while we know he's been hiding somewhere in China, the question of where was sadly a frghtening mystery we all had to solve before it got worse. But now, he's attempting to destroy this world if he doesn't get what he wants, and I can't help but feel I should help you.
  • Pang Bing:... I... I think I DO remember much of that. It's starting to come back to me, but only barely.
  • Fluttershy: Oh, you poor cat! (Hugs her)
  • Pang Bing: Okay, enough with the animal caretaker mushy stuff, please! My memories are still a little blank. Like you said, my memories are supposed to be converted into a half-light-half-dark heart. Is there any way for the Lightflies to fix that?
  • Mayfly: Unfortunately, Elzaorbana said that memory spells are HARD to unscramble, ESPECIALLY when it goes to the heart. We cannot remove the dark half without putting something else in it's place. Which is why you can only be restored of your full memory AND potential, by getting your other light half back from Mothlock.
  • Pang Bing: I don't quite see how possible that is considering how much he is spreading to ensure we do what he says. He's probably going to be ready for anything we have to offer.
  • Karaage: Well, you might as well have to figure it out, unfortunately.
  • Spyro: "Then all the more reason to confront him now. Though, it may mean having to play by his rules."
  • Yijiro: "An unfortunate gamble. But our best chance to better know our enemy."
  • Gazelle: "Well, like I always say.... Try Everything. It's likely that Mothlock wants me and Pang Bing for himself. His Uniter Hunters are likely to patrol around the land to await his orders in case he needs to remind the people of his dominence."
  • Lord Shen: "Then unfortunately, you will have to confront that Mothron. Just, be careful. Anyone capable of doing great damage to an entire planet is worthy of great caution."
  • Gazelle: "Pang Bing and I won't forget this."
  • Karaage: "Very well. The rest of us shall deal with the Uniter Hunters while Mothlock is kept distracted by you complying with him. Yijiro. I want you and some of our finest warriors to join the Lodgers' cause to seek out the Uniter Hunters. But be careful. I fear that the Uniter Hunters, great as they are, are but a fraction of the kind of horrors Mothlock created."
  • Mayfly: "What I'm concerned is, how was he able to even MAKE Uniter Hunters? You need access to a great supply of modified darkness ooze to even get that far."
  • Icky: "Whoa whoa whoa, hold up! Your saying that those Rahkshi ripoffs are heartless?"
  • Mayfly: "Well, it depends...... You know about when you dealt with the broken keyholes of Equestia and Berk? Well, the sights you saw is the result of un-modifived darkness ooze. You see, there's actselly different breeds of heartless. Unsentients, like what the Kingdom Hearts fiasco showed, Heartless folk, like what you saw in equestia and berk, seekers, like with Xehanort and his friends, and the highest evoulution of all..... Dark Perfections. A breed of heartless so higher then even the seekers, they're not even easily recknidiseable as a heartless. They usually don't even carry the trademark tattoo. They're reckindiseable by the kind of power even seekers wish to have."
  • Duke: "Wait, what're you saying?"
  • Mayfly: "I'm saying that, what happened with Equestia and Berk are exsamples of what happens if you leave the darkness ooze un-modifived. You'll just leave an ugly mess with lasting impacts on the evioment and whatever is unfortunate enough to be infected. For the most part, those with impurities or those of average pureness only get turned to sentientised heartless, or also known as, Heartless folk. The Night Fury Heartless is actselly an imperfect exsample of Dark Perfections, but because of the darkness ooze being unmodifived, the dragon only became a fraction of what he really could've been like. The Sythe Dragon creature was another nearly completed Dark Perfection exsample, but again, because of the unmodifived darkness ooze, he was only so powerful. But, the existence of the Uniter Hunters is clear proof that they are true Dark Perfections.... Which means....."
  • Shifu: "..... Mothlock found the Keyhole to our world."
  • Duke: "Keyhole?"
  • Icky: "To make a complincated story short, keyholes are litterally giant keyholes that are designed to keep our plain of existence seperated from the realm of Kingdom Hearts, as well as it's nasty darkness ooze. We seen some narly exsamples of what happens when those things are damaged or gods forbid opened. And that's only when it's appearently UNREGULATED?! I don't wanna know what it'll be like when we see something that IS regulated."
  • Mayfly: "Trust me, you don't. Compaired to what you seen before, those events would look like minor mishaps, compaired to what modifived darkness ooze would do!"
  • Tigress: "But how exactly can Mothlock accomplish this?"
  • Mayfly: "He has something that Death Coffin and Grimoor's parents did not..... The Knowledge of a Darkness Ooze Rig."
  • Iago: "Ya mean, like an oil rig, but designed for giant keyholes?"
  • Mayfly: "Yes. Those horrid things are ramped in the times of the war. They enabled the Mothrons to harvest the darkness ooze for their useage to create their monsters, and without prematurely sending worlds to Kingdom Hearts..... Well, not without their approval. For the most part, they only wanted to control worlds, but, to worlds that were too loyal to the light, or deemed an actual threat to them in anyway..... They would sacrivice to mother darkness."
  • Duke: "(Gulp). You mean, they basicly destroy worlds?"
  • Mayfly: "More or less. Worlds aren't nessersarly destroyed when sent to kingdom hearts.... But they are less alive when the worlds lose their hearts in the progress, becoming condemned landscape. The Mothrons overly dark devotions to darkness is why we need Uniters."
  • Lord Shen: "And yet, it's no wonder why the mothrons keep ensuring that alot of them are failures."
  • Gazelle: "..... I, never knew the Mothrons can be like that."
  • Mayfly: "Well, trust me, they're not nessersarly world destroyers by design. Again, they're mainly interested in control. Though, their hapit to sacrivice the uncontrolable makes a Mothron rule a threat to everyone's well-being. That's why we stood up to them like this. That's why we need Uniters."
  • Icky: "Well, that's yet another reason why Keyholes have to be kept a secret."
  • Lord Shen: "And a damn good enough reason to save this world's Keyhole from Mothlock's abuse..... Question is..... Where exactly IS the keyhole of Dreamwork's China?"
  • Gazelle: "That's what WE need to find out."

Imperial Palace

  • Gazelle and Pang Bing, by themselves, are seen walking to a heavily darken Imperial Palace.
  • Pang Bing: "..... It's worse then what I have made it...... I can't believed I helped this creature."
  • Gazelle: "..... Don't blame yourself, Pang...... You weren't being yourself."
  • Hisses are heard.
  • The Uniter Hunters stood on top of the gate.
  • Voice: "Come in."
  • The gates opened.
  • Voice: "I've been expecting company."
  • Pang Bing was terrifived, but Gazelle have a re-assuring suportive smile, encouraging her to go with her and enter the palace.
  • The Gates closed.
  • The duo noticed that the city was empty.
  • Pang Bing: "...... This place was filled with people..... What happened?"
  • Voice: "Simple."
  • A shadowy figure formed and showed the silluette figure, finally reveiled as an even older then shown Mothlock.
  • Mothlock: "I took them to live with me by my mountain. In what was once, the Land of Prosperity. It was assentually a bigger verson of the Valley of Peace..... Before my emperor banished me here because of his fear of Lightfly retailiation, for what I did to Darkross."
  • Gazelle: "In all fairness, the Mothron Emperor clearly understood that you commited a war crime and went against his desidtion."
  • Mothlock: "I cannot be blamed for only trying to inspire my people to seek out an untapped potaintional that is minor servents of darkness. Or what you mortals like to refer them as, villains. Whatever they be a commen thief, or even an extremest, they have the potaintional to be inspired to truely serve mother darkness and not their petty interests. I proved it with the Darkrossians. And look how well they turned out."
  • The Uniter Hunters appeared in a surrounding circle to the duo, frightening Pang Bing!
  • Gazelle: "...... How is turning them to monsters a reward to loyalty?"
  • Mothlock: "Becoming powerful is not meant to win you beauty contests. Power of their magitude, outwaights such vanities."
  • Gazelle: "..... We came to bring you to justice for what you are a causer off."
  • Mothlock: "(Laughs evily)..... A challnage is it? Very well, but only under my terms. I'm obviously not in my best form outside of my mountain. Meet me there in the Land of Prosperity, and then, we'll see if Elza was right to pick you, and that it was more than just because she was grateful of rescuing her from that incompetent excuse of a vanguard. That at best could've been luck, along side your defeats of some of the strongest of the minor servents. And I don't consider the defeat of my old ally of Alistadar as proof of you being able to defeat any Mothron. Jallmadoor was always an overcompident fool. His lack of humility made him as unpopular as me. His sister was the only true care-giver in compairison, not saying she was always so gentle though. But she was still Jally's most dear Mothron, compaired to others. He also doesn't think outside the box like I do. His fear-heart idea, while amusing, is only a fraction of what darkness ooze is truly capable of. Even my Uniter Hunters, are just several of my greatest creations. When you arrive to the Land of Prosperity, you'll see what I mean. I'll be waiting for you. My Uniter Hunters will stay behind and watch over my future site of my rule of the kingdom. Someone has to watch-over my new castle."
  • Mothlock vanished into a puff of smoke laughing.
  • The Uniter Hunters flew up and began patrolling around the general area.
  • Pang Bing: "...... He, didn't even gave us instructions on where to even go."
  • Gazelle: "..... (Looks at a different direction)..... Actselly..... He did."
  • Gazelle points to carvings on a building, showing where the Land of Prosperity is located.
  • Pang Bing: "...... Must we venture this journey on our own?"
  • Gazelle: "We have to. Mothlock will have his creatures hurt people if we bring the others. We're on our own from here on out."
  • Gazelle picked Pang Bing up, placed her on her shoulder and went on her way.
  • The Spybug was seen.

The Van

  • This was seen on a screen.
  • Lord Shen: "..... Everyone, Gazelle is already on her way. Now, we must do our part to capture the Uniter Hunters."
  • Viper: (Looks at the wasteland below as it spreads)... Just look at what he's doing! He's tainting this world just to get something he didn't deserve.
  • Lord Shen: Believe me, we all have to do terrible things just to retain what belongs to us. Just as Mother Gothel. She lost her youth flower as it got transferred to a baby's hair, and thus she had to steal that baby, even if it was the detriment to her parents. Then once Rapunzel threatened to take that away when discovering she was stolen, you can SURELY expect that she'd do anything to keep it, INCLUDING murdering what she cared for. Hell, even Hank threatened to have us all destroyed if we didn't give him his worm when it leaked out across Galactic Federation facilities. When something is stolen from you, people are going to go to bad lengths to get it back. Though again, two wrongs do NOT make a right, so it's clear that Gothel got what she deserved. Hell, I'm not even sure that flower was hers to begin with. She might've been a greedy witch who wanted to live forever.
  • Viper: Yes, but THIS is no different. Mothlock is intending to DESTROY this world's civilization forever if we don't give him Pang and the Blade. That doesn't make him ANY better than Gothel. ESPECIALLY considering what he was doing with Pang was wrong.
  • Deadpool: Yeah, well, if you DARE say that to his face, he'd kill you straight away. People who cling to property, whether they stole it or not, will do anything to get it back. Just look at me. I get especially pissed when someone takes my chance to get money, like Mister Sinister or that dragon in Canterlot that got me into Arthur's three curved circles that are ALMOST a ripoff of the five Olympic color rings. Telling them off like that may be bold, but sometimes, it's best not to say it right in their faces like a smartass, KNOWING what they're capable of. And this Mothlock guy? He sounds like he could kill you in a millisecond.
  • Little Foot: Well, we can't just stay here without doing something. We have to stop Mothlock, get Pang's light heart half back, keep the Magic Pool safe from his grasp, and save this world and the keyhole.
  • SpongeBob: At least it's a good time to remember that SOME of us have Keyblades. Thank you, Tman, you Kairi fan of unmentionable magnitudes, you!
  • Shenzi: So, how do we do this while Gazelle and Pang are going into the heart of the beast? 
  • Lord Shen: "Simple. we must meet up with Kun Lao, and whoever was able to be evacuated from the city."
  • Po: "I hope Lu was one of them."
  • Monkey: "And, Ming. We were starting to bond!"
  • Icky: "But how do we even find them without inadvertingly leading those bioncle copyright violations to them? It's likely they would seek to hunt them down for the sake of more slaves!"
  • Skipper:... (He presses a button that activates the cloaking device)...
  • Icky:... Wow, forgot we even HAD a cloaking device.
  • Skipper: Yyyyeah! Now, how DO we find those guys?
  • Po: Think! They were under the guidance of Master Ling. So if we find his place, we find Kun Lao!
  • Lord Shen:... Did you ACTUALLY plan without a second thought, panda?
  • Po: Hey, on the outside, I may be a big fat dumb panda, but when my Kung Fu instinct kicks in, then-
  • Lord Shen: OKAY, YOU'VE MADE YOUR POINT!
  • Shifu: It's settled, then. We must head to Master Ling's place. He lives in a secluded oasis in the Gobi Desert... Or at least the part of it which is NOT in the territory of those terrible people in Mongolia.
  • Gricky: Yeah, given the time period this mudball is in, we'd ALREADY guess you have a dirty Mongol problem as well.
  • Shifu: Yes, but we must be careful when we travel there. It's Vulture Bandit season. They are most active around this time.
  • Shrek: "Oh trust me, I'm scarier then whatever lurks in that overgrown sandbox."
  • Bubbha: "Exactselly. We ain't scared of a bunch of buzzards."
  • Shifu: "Good. Because we're gonna need that courage against their netourious oppitunistic savagery to anything they deem worth to recycle to their use. And them using the van's tecknowagey to their advantage will make them a threat to China, and we know it has ONE major threat as it is."
  • Jumbaa: "So basicly, these vulture bandits are like scrappers and looters?"
  • Shifu: Indeed. Now let's move. (They blasted off)

Gobi Desert

  • Sam: (As they flew in it)... The Gobi Desert! The birthplace of the evil Genghis Khan and his God-driven journey to take over the world.
  • Max: Yeah, I can imagine how badass he was at that time.
  • Lord Shen: Uh, guys, less history lessons, more searching for Master Ling's place.
  • Max: Okay, Mr. Ruin Suspense!
  • Lord Shen: (Sighs)...
  • (Thief): (Looking at the place) ("What a dump! It's like a beach if a beach could breath. A BAD beach filled with leftover seaweed and rocks, that is.")
  • Sparx: Isn't doing this mission together great, honey? (Grabs Fire's shoulder)
  • Fire: Touch me, and I'll rip your arm off, and beat you with it!
  • Sparx: Okay! (He got off quickly)
  • Fire: Still not interested in you yet, pervert. If you want me, you're gonna have to do better than trying to sneak into me.
  • Sparx:... Okay, fine! How's this? (He performs a dance as Broken Wings by Mr. Mister played until Fire punched him in the crotch) FWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEHHHHHHH!!
  • Fire: BETTER than that! (She flies off)
  • Sparx:... At least... She touched... My... Ohhh- (He fell)
  • Cynder:... (Couldn't help but chuckle to herself)
  • Sparx: OH, SHUT UP, CYNDY!!!
  • SpongeBob: (As they were looking through the window)... See anything yet, Patrick?
  • Patrick: I need my glasses! (He got out two cups full of water, and used them as binoculars, and as the water got out, realistic eyes were seen)... Hmmm... Nope! Nothing but dunes as far as the eye can see.
  • SpongeBob: This is a BIG desert. How are we supposed to find Ling's place?
  • Tigress: It's here. Legend says that it's found in a place that brews with Chi.
  • Ralth: Oh, SUUURE, and what would that look like?
  • Tigress:... I've never been there, so, I don't know!
  • Ralth: Well, it's not like the answers will be directly recognizable to- WHOOOA-WHOAH! (They saw an aurora-like aura across one area of the desert)
  • Petrie:... So... If me were a betting boy, that's... Probably where the Ling guy is.
  • Spike (LBT): Yep!
  • Girl Sora: Well, full speed ahead! (They blasted off towards the lights)
  • From a distence, two vulture bandits watch.
  • Vulture Bandit one: "Do you see what I see, brother?"
  • Vulture Bandit 2: "A flying van with cool flames on it."
  • Vulture Bandit 1: "Clearly of alien origin. That could be of use to us."
  • Vulture Bandit 2: "The Boss will love it!"
  • The duo flew off!

Elsewhere

  • A Giant Whale Skull being fastioned into a hideout decoration was seen. The brother vultures arrived.
  • The duo go inside and find a theves' den of vultures and their collection of native and outsider treasures, even tec, as the scoundrels are seen enjoying their illgotten fruits of labor.
  • A very big vulture sits on a sytileised golden thrown made of painted bones, being swooned over by female vultures.
  • The duo arrived.
  • Vulture Bandit Brother 1: "Dad, duh, I mean, Great Vulture Sin Don! We bring news."
  • The Big Vulture (Sin Don): "(Sighs), Sin Tie, Sin Du, what is it now?"
  • Sin Tie (First vulture): "Great Sin Don, we were monitoring the lights of Ling's oasis as you asked, when we say, an alien ship with flames on it! It looked beautiful. It looked alien. It looked kinda badass."
  • Sin Du (Second one): "We would look awesome in it!"
  • Sin Don: "...... An alien ship with flames? Wait, that's, THAT'S THE SHELL LOUGER'S SHIP?! What are THEY doing in my kingdom?!"
  • Sin Tie: "Obviously, uh, to see Master Ling..... Papa?"
  • Sin Don grabs the duo!
  • Sin Don: "WHY WOULD THEY BE INTERESTED IN THAT INTERLOPER OF MY BEAUTIFUL DESERT?!"
  • Sin Du: "Maybe, it has something to do with all of his guests recently?"
  • Sin Tie: "Yeah. He even has that new goofy emperor there now. Even Kun Lao's there."
  • Sin Don: "....... YOUR TELLING ME LING HAS THE IMPERIAL FAMILY THERE NOW AND YOU WAIT UNTIL YOU NITWITS SAW THE LOUGER SHIP?!"
  • Sin Tie/Sin Du: "..... Sorry?"
  • Sin Don: "... (Squacks loudly and tosses the two aside, scaring his harem)! IDIOTS?! It is NOT one of life's greatest mysteries on why you two are my most inferior spawn?! If one of my females didn't had compassion for you idiots, I'd kill you two by now!?"
  • Sin Tie and Sin Du quivered like cowerds.....
  • Sin Don: "..... But still..... At least you boys informed me of this at all. Better late then never I suppose. Not only do I get to enjoy getting ahold of a hero group's ship, but I would also be able to loot the imperial family dry of their wealth! I smell a glorious payday, my vultures!"
  • The Vulture Bandits began cheering for Sin Don!
  • Another Vulture Bandit charged for Sin Don!
  • Vulture Bandit: "SIN DON?! SIN DON?! I bring urgent news?!"
  • Sin Don: "What is it? Can't you see I'm about to make a celebra..... Tion?"
  • The other Vulture bandits turned and all cowered away from where the front door is.
  • Sin Don's harem cower behind his throwne.
  • Sin Don was caught in a cold sweat.
  • At the front down, it was reveiled that two yaks were walking down the room, as if guarding someone.
  • They stopped when they reached Sin Don.
  • The two stepped aside, reveiing a horse in mongoilian garb.
  • Sin Don: "...... Lord Gobi Khan....... Great Grandson of the feared Genghis Khan of this world..... What, brings you here today?"
  • Lord Khan: "....... I was going to ask if your inferior offspring have brought forth worthy news concerning the ally of the imperial pigs, Master Ling of the Oasis Guild. But I have already heard the news myself, Sin Don. And you were thinking of having the glory of going after the emperor yourself?"
  • Sin Don: "N-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-no! Alchourse not, Khan! After all, I full heartedly respect that you wish to make Kun Lao pay for what he did to your father in the battle over the Wall of China! In fact, you would not believe about-"
  • Lord Khan: "Ling housing the imperial pigs at his oasis and the Lougers being involved? That much I heard, Sin Don. By all means, I'll still allow you to loot and plunder the rich and poor of their belongings..... (Sin Don sighed in relief, but then Lord Khan brought out an even bigger chi-created sword and deminstraighted it's power that frighten the Vulture Bandits, and points to the fearful Sin Don)...... But only as long, you let me kill Kun Lao and his joke of a grandson!"
  • Sin Don: "...... (Gulp)...... I, find that a reasonable deal, your lordship. But..... How, do you intend to get pass the Chi Masters and the Kung Fu Masters? Armies mean little to them."
  • Lord Khan: "..... (Chuckles gently)....... I have, a secret weapon. (Brings out a vase, to the horror of the vulture bandits)......"
  • Sin Don: "The..... The..... Your joking right?! A Mongolian Fist Demon?! One of your great grandfather's greatest weapons, even though it was found by his mages? That beast will end up destroying people?! And their money?!"
  • Lord Khan: "Oh don't worry your greed-lusting tail feathers, Sin! Unlike it's little brother that the Jade Palace holds hostage, this mongolian fist demon is intelligent, and only obeys my command. I'll see to it the only ones who will die, will be Ling and the kung fu masters. Your loot baits will be completely unharmed."
  • Sin Don: "An INTELLIGENT Fist Demon?! I never fancy you to jest, Lord Khan?!"
  • Lord Khan: "Perhaps, you would like a deminstraightion. (Aims to break the vase)."
  • Sin Don: "NO KHAN DON'T?!"
  • Lord Khan: Don't say 'no' to me, Sin! You want a demonstration or not?
  • Sin Don:... Yes, sir! (He broke the vase, and the Mongolian Fist Demon appeared far bigger than it's Jade Palace brother, roaring wildly)
  • Sin Tie:... Forgive my skepticism, sir, but didn't this demon fail during the Mongol Empire's reign because the warriors discovered that it gets smaller when it is deprived of it's main feeding source: violence?
  • Lord Khan: Just because my great grandfather overlooked that, it doesn't mean his later spawn didn't! I had enslaved mages purify it to have a SLOWER metabolism. Even an ounce of violence will be 10x nourishment it's brother gets, yet it doesn't get as weak as it's brother does with every wasted moment of dodging and lack of punches. It practically takes 10 minutes of that for it to even shrink and lose power to a normal amount. This thing is practically too tough and difficult to dodge forever.
  • Sin Don:... I guess that makes sense. But... What's the point of freeing it when we're not even gonna bother punching it?
  • Lord Khan: Because it's not even attacking like it's little brother was prone to do. It only obeys me.... ATTACK! (The vultures said this in reaction)
Oh Shit! (echo) sound effect

Oh Shit! (echo) sound effect

  • Lord Khan: (The Mongolian Fist Demon began punching as the vultures attacked in self defense, and were surprised that arming themselves were enough to nourish it enough to grow 10x bigger)... YOU SEE?!? With THIS upgraded power, we shall not fail! My great grandfather's kin's intelligence at it's finest. Soon enough, we will use the stolen technology and build something so strong, it will trump whatever Baron Wu Hao is supposedly planning. (As he reseals the demon in another vase)
  • Vulture #1: NO! MY FAVORITE- (Lord Khan stared at him as a 'DUN DUUUUUUNN' was heard, as she shut up after that)
  • Lord Khan:... So... Who's ready to get violent? (The vultures hesitantly cheered)
  • Sin Don: "Alchourse Khan! Yeah!"

Around the Oasis area.

  • Po: (After they landed) OH... CRAP, NO! (They saw an endless amount of stairs leading up to a high temple tower, and they climbed them)... Oh my, God! So many stairs! I'd like to find whoever invented the stairs, and push him down THESE stairs, just to show him how stupid stairs are! Then his legs will be broken, thus he will no longer be able to climb stairs anymore. It'll be ironic. And then his wife will leave him and go be with the man who invented the elevator. Because everyone knows that elevators are much easier than stairs! And oh my gosh, I'm not even that close to being at the top yet, WHY ARE THERE SO MANY STAIRS?!?
  • Kowalski: So you wanna cripple Swiss architect Werner Bösendörfer, THEN let his wife marry Elisha Graves Otis? Well, joke's on you, not only are they both dead, but they lived in different time periods.
  • Po:... Sometimes, your intelligence can be as annoying as Wain's, Kowalski!
  • Skipper: Amen!
  • Merlin: (Sighs, and teleports them all to the top) THERE! You happy?
  • Po:... UNBELIEVABLY so!
  • Shifu: "(Groans)....."
  • Icky: ".... Very classy, Po. NOT!"
  • ???: (Laughs as everyone turned and saw the group they were looking for, the laughing one being Lu Kang) THAT... Was pretty hilarious!
  • Kun Lao: Well, everyone, I trust you are here to deal with the Uniter Hunters and their leader?
  • Shifu: Yes. Though we had to get help from an outer source.
  • Yijiro: And that would be me and my master's Temple.
  • Ling:... I see. You went to Master Karaage's Temple. But... Where is the Uniter Princess and Pang?
  • Duke: Not with us. They're keeping Mothlock occupied until we can come up with a plan to stop his s*** from spreading across the world.
  • Ling:... Well, bold strategy, but it's not going to save you completely. Mothlock seems to have a lot of power, including forces that will continue searching for you in case you ARE going to attack.
  • Nick: Eh, we're not afraid of some overgrown moth.
  • Ling: Well, you should be. He IS a Mothron, after all. They are formidable dark forces. And the Uniter Hunters? They WILL kill you in a millisecond unless you step up your game.
  • Mr. Krabs: Hey, we're trying our hardest here, give us a break!
  • Ling:... Then, I suppose that is why you are here.
  • Spyro: Well, we were INITIALLY here because we wanted to ensure you're okay. But now that you bring up the fact that Mothlock may be expecting us, then... I suppose we COULD use some aid.
  • Ling: Exactly. I called you here because, if given the right touch, you can surpass Mothlock, and easily defeat him.
  • Savio:... Then... How do you propose we do that?
  • Ling: Do not worry! I will help you. We will need to devise a stragity and-
  • Warhorns are heard.
  • Duke: "..... The hell was that?"
  • Shifu: "....... Oh no........ Mongolian Warhorns!?"
  • Kun Lao: "Mongolians? But we are FAR from their terratory!"
  • Icky: "Well gee, maybe they must've heard about members of the imperial family being holed out IN ONE PLACE?!"
  • Ling: "Do not worry. They will be no matched for our defences."
  • A barage of squacking and screehes are heard!
  • Icky: "..... Is it migrating season?"
  • Shifu: "VULTURE BANDITS?!"

Outside.

  • The Vulture Bandits stolen alot of defensive weapons from the area as they flew off, as awaiting from afar, Lord Khan with an expansive army of Yaks was seen.
  • Lord Khan: "..... (Chuckles)...... Won't be long now. (Brings out the vase and breaks it, freeing the Mongolian Fist Demon)..... DESTROY THE HEROES OF THAT PLACE, BUT LEAVE THE EMPEROR AND KUN LAO TO ME?!"
  • The Mongolian Fist Demon roared as it charged off torwords the oasis!
  • Master Ling: (Sees far off in the distance with his Chi)... Guys?... We may have a little problem.
  • Viper: "IS THAT A MONGOLIAN FIST DEMON?!"
  • Po: (Scoffs) You CANNOT be serious! All we have to do is not punch it.
  • Master Ling: People who have fought it before have underestimated that characteristic of the Mongolian Fist Demon. But that is of little impourence. You notice that horse out there? (Po sees him out there)
  • Po:... Yeah? There's a horse out there. Why?
  • Master Ling: That would be the great grandson of this world's Genghis Khan.
  • Po: Ohhhhhhhh....
  • Sam: So, you disappointed about our previous comment on that now? That NOW sounds like something that's relevant.
  • Lord Shen: Oh, shut up! Fist Demon or not, we can beat it.
  • Master Ling: I said it's not a good idea to underestimate the Demon. They're not all the same. Khan's Fist Demon is-
  • Po: LET'S KICK IT'S ASS... Or... Deprive it of kicking-it's-assiness! (He ran off)
  • Ling/Shifu: WAIT, PO!!!... (Shrugs)
  • Tigress: We got him! (They chased him as they went to the same entrance when encountering Boss Wolf, as they encountered the Fist Demon)
  • Po: PREPARE FOR, uh..... NOT PAIN! (Suddenly, the fist demon punched itself, as it nourished itself to become far bigger)... Ohh... Piss in the Yellow River, that's not good!
  • Crane: Po, next time, try listening to the experts before you just BARREL in.
  • The Fist Demon roars as it raised it's fist!
  • The five and Po dodged!
  • Mantis: "I WISHED WE KEPT THE SHAKIRA GAZELLE AROUND RIGHT ABOUT NOW?!"
  • Po: "We got this?! All we have to do is not hit it and then it goes down like a stack of dominos?!"
  • Shifu's voice: "KEEP IN MIND THAT NOT ALL MONGOLIAN FIST DEMONS ARE ALIKE?! THAT ONE IS THE OLDER AND WISER BROTHER OF THE ONE YOU MET, AND WILL TAKE LONGER TO SHRINK THEN THE ONE YOU BEATEN?!"
  • Po: "...... OH NOW YOU TELL ME-"
  • The Fist Demon punches Po and sends him flying across the oasis area!
  • Po comicly screams!
  • Tigress: "..... I'm confused to whether to feel sorry for him, or to give him a told you so stare-" (The Fist Demon swung at her as the fight happened in a similar method to this, only with little bloodshed and more exhaustion and more Fist Demon growing despite the heroes avoiding physical attacks, yet attacking it on defensive, offensive, or avenging instinct)
The Bolted Behemoth SFM

The Bolted Behemoth SFM

Starts at 2:38

  • Lord Khan: (As the attack progressed)... Forces, advance! I'll take Kun Lao and his filthy retarded son! (He advanced)
  • Master Ling: (Watching the Fist Demon grow larger than it's brother ever did)... Oh, dear!
  • Kun Lao: Oh, Piss in the Yellow River!
  • Lu Kang: Uh... Grandfather, didn't I once-
  • Kun Lao: DON'T EMBARASS ME, PLEASE! Let's just vacate the premises before- (A sword was pointed at them)
  • Lord Khan:... You're not going anywhere! My great grandfather's empire WILL be restored, and the first thing, is killing you AND your kin! You took away my father who only wanted to bring back what grandfather lost, AND YOU MURDERED HIM IN COLD BLOOD?! I swear, if he hadn't died, none of this would've happened! And what a pity that you don't have a chi sword anymore, Kun..... I'm forced to not use mine in the fullest potainional.
  • Kun Lao: You'll only take this country when you PRY IT FROM MY COLD DEAD HO- (The Fist Demon pounded them with a tremoring pound)... Ouch!
  • Lord Khan:... Thank you! Now... To FINISH THIS! (He attempts to stab Kun Lao until Lu Kang bashed his head with the pickle jar) DOOF! (He fell down to the floor)
  • Lu Kang:... Heh, I guess the pickle jar DID serve a purpose outside of a running gag.
  • Kun Lao: Nice move, Lu! You do your country proud!
  • Lord Khan: (He recovered) Dirty idiot- (They were gone)... CURSES!!!
  • Phil: (As the Mongolian Fist Demon became as big as the Jimmy-Timmy Power Hour 1's Decimator's Final Size)... WILL YOU STOP PUNCHING HIM ALREADY?!?
  • Sir Hiss: WELL, WE CANNOT HELP IT, IT KEEPS MAKING IT DIFFICULT FOR US!!!
  • Phil: COME ON, CAN SOMEONE PLEASE USE THEIR NOODLES MORE?!?!? I DON'T WANNA BE STEPPED ON- (The Fist Demon stepped on him)... Too late!
  • Po: I don't know! All I learned since we encountered it's brother is to just avoid punching it. But given it's longer deprivation time, that's OBVIOUSLY of no help!
  • Shifu: Indeed. And since that was the only Mongolian Fist Demon we encountered, we have no OTHER options available to stop it!
  • Sin Don: (As they approached the van)... Alrighty, boys! Let's plunder us some booty! (The vultures chuckled and got out their tools, but as one of them was about to reach the door, Deadpool is in there waiting for it)
  • WB Deadpool: Hell of a thing killing a guy! You take away all he's got, and all he's ever gonna have.
  • YB Deadpool: We are totally waiting for that birdbrain to open the door before we kill everyone out there, aren't we?!?
  • Deadpool: Not if you wanna be exposed to another teacher's pet lesson from those do-gooder Lodgers! No, we're gonna use the non-lethal force, AGAIN!
  • YB Deadpool: Man, that's no fun!
  • Deadpool: That's why I'm STILL an antihero! Now, time for some shamelss cross-promotion! MSM? (As the vulture opened the door) Cue that SLOOOoooo-mooooo...
Slow motion Scene Deadpool

Slow motion Scene Deadpool

(This song played along with it as Deadpool knocked all the looters out, and was in a comical slow-mo fight with Sin Don until he finally went down)

ANGEL OF THE MORNING - Juice Newton (Lyrics)

ANGEL OF THE MORNING - Juice Newton (Lyrics)

  • Deadpool:... Yep! Now THAT, is how you kick some bird ass!
  • YB Deadpool: (Chuckles) That was awesome!
  • Lord Khan: "....... YAKS?! ATTACK?!"
  • The Yaks charged at full force!
  • Deadpool: (He graciously jumped across the entire army dodging the flaming arrows, and reached the Temple, noticing the Fist Demon) OH-HO-HO-HO, MAN!! ZOOM IN ON TUBBO-ARM OVER THERE! (Laughs until the tremors from the Fist Demon's influence knocked him and the camera over)... Stop dropping that camera, douche! That thing was expensive for that sponge and twitchy-tail to buy!
  • (WB Deadpool): If you've seen the KFP series, that's the Mongolian Fist Demon. It gets bigger every time it gets punched, and grows smaller when it is deprived of fighting. According to this world's archives, they were created eons ago, and last deployed by this world's Genghis Khan, and later got stronger thanks to his great grandson, while the one we saw is it's little brother.
  • Deadpool:... Odd summary of the situation.
  • ???: GET HIM, YOU FOOLS!!! (The yaks chased after him)
  • Deadpool: Oop, action time again! (He jumps around teasing them until he eventually comes across the Lodgers)... So, wha'd I miss? BTW, you're welcome for THAT! (He points out the unconscious Vulture Bandits near their van)
  • Gilda:... Well, that's a relief!
  • Deadpool: So, I hear Tubbo-Arm here feeds on kickassery!
  • Po: Yeah, why?
  • Deadpool: Well, how about, just throwing it out there... We find the ULTIMATE pacifist power that should weaken it until it takes a dirtnap?
  • Sandy: Well, technically demons can't die, but it CAN make him weak enough for us to contain him again.
  • Deadpool: Well, I don't see any way for you to do that unless you know the Mafuba!
  • Skipper: Oh, stop speaking Referencese, and speak Strategese!
  • Deadpool: Oh, just find a pacifist power. Which one of us is pacifistic enough to provide the power to bring Tubbo-Arm here down?
  • Icky: "Well, other then Gazelle when she needs to, the only other strictly non-fighter is Fluttershy, but she'll be too imtimidated by the thing to even try!"
  • Deadpool: "Okay, anyone a pasifist but brave?"
  • Icky: "Just Pinkie Pie, but only because she has a poor consept of what danger is! Not stupid, but just to hyperactive to usually acknowledge a serious situation at times."
  • Deadpool: "They're BOTH perfect! I know Pinkie will be up to it, but how do we get nature horse to tag along?"
  • Icky: "Well unless an unsentient creature or her friends get threaten by that thing, she ain't budging!"
  • Deadpool: "I have such the thing! (Pulls out a box of cute animals)!"
  • Icky: "........ (This video)"
Oh Hell No VINE

Oh Hell No VINE

  • Icky: "DEADPOOL, ARE YOU CRAZIER THEN USUAL NOW?! FLUTTERSHY WILL GO BEST NIGHT EVER ON YOUR ASS?!"
  • Deadpool: "I can survive a beating from the strongest heroes and villains of the marvel universe! I can take her beatings."
  • WB Deadpool: "You clearly don't know what she does for bears for massages."
  • Icky: "Well consider this! Pinkie is also touchy about Fluttershy being sad! That can seriously wreaked your friendship with her!"
  • YB Deadpool: "Awww man! That's a good point!"
  • Deadpool: "Allright, allright, plan B! We put ourselves in a serious enough problem that Fluttershy HAS to help us!"
  • Skipper: "Well that's not gonna be easy since we don't believe in throwing a fight to anyone, espeically not a demon, darkspawn or otherwise!"
  • WB Deadpool:... Here's a thought! How about you harness Fluttershy's 'pacifistic edge' as a pure form of energy, and channel it into a weapon?
  • Icky:... White-Box Deadpool Voice MIGHT have an idea there!
  • Little Foot: White-Box what?
  • Icky:... (Sighs) Just, look, if Private's cuteness can be used as a weapon, then can Fluttershy's pacifistic side be used as a weapon as well?
  • Merlin:... I don't know, let's see! FLUTTERSHY! (There was no response)... Oh, come on!

Meanwhile...

  • Fluttershy: (She was hiding with her hooves over her eyes scared for her life until she was teleported to the battle)... (She looked and saw the giant Fist Demon)... (She did a Spider-Man 2 Peter Scream right before fainting with teary eyes)
  • Deadpool:... Well, at least she's better unconscious than awake screaming like hell and jerking around in fear, don't you think?
  • Merlin: (Sighs) Let's just get this over with.
  • Rainbow Dash: "You guys sure it won't hurt Fluttershy?"
  • Merlin: Well, it WOULD tingle her a bit, or even tickle just like with the teleportation spell, but being unconscious means her body's shut down, so it's a lot easier.
  • Rainbow Dash:... I guess that DOES make sense.
  • Merlin: Now, then, let us begin. (The Fist Demon attacks them as they spread out)... ON SECOND THOUGHT, IT'S BEST NOT TO DO IT OUT IN THE OPEN WHERE WE CAN EASILY GET CRUSHED!!!
  • Deadpool: YEAH, WAS IT REALLY WAITING PATIENTLY TO KNOW WHAT WE WERE UP TO BEFORE ATTACKING?!? (They spread out) Cause if so, THEN IT IS SMARTER THEN IT'S BRO?!
  • YB Deadpool: But at the same time, stupid for not attacking earlier!
  • WB Deadpool: Let's just help get the energy to slay it... Or at least, weaken it considering possible immortality.
  • Deadpool: Eh, I got this!
  • WB Deadpool: Remember, don't threaten it!
  • Deadpool: HAH! You think I'd do that KNOWING what it will result in?... I'll instead hold it back with non-lethal bullets! It's sure to be less-violent enough to- (The Demon grew bigger)...
  • WB Deadpool:... (Sighs) So stupid!
  • Deadpool: Well, shi- (The Demon slapped him off into the distance) -IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHRRRRRRRGGGGHHHH!!! (He flew off in the distance)
  • Pinkie: DEADPOOOOOOOLL!!! Okay, that tears it! (Takes deep breath)... Prepare to laugh your flank off with my comedic stuffy, Laugh-A-Bear! (Takes out a teddy bear) Watch what funny things she says! (Tickles the bear)
  • Laugh-A-Bear: You have no fingers, how do you tickle me so easily?
  • Pinkie: (Giggles) Isn't that hilarious? (Tickles it again)
  • Laugh-a-Bear: Oh, that feels nice, for a hoof!
  • Pinkie: (Giggles) Funny, right? (As she tickled again, she was shocked that it said something like this)
Nostalgia Critic - Tickle Me Amy

Nostalgia Critic - Tickle Me Amy

Starts at 0:39-1:00

  • Pinkie:... My goodness, that was- (Everyone laughed so hard including the Demon as it fell with a loud impact doing so)... I swear, that was NOT me style of comedy!
  • Gricky: CLEARLY Deadpool is a bad influence on you.
  • Rainbow Dash: "Yeah! It better not affect your kid-friendly nature for Season 7, Pinks, or we will be in trouble!
  • Pinkie: Considering the excitement of ANOTHER Star Trek celebrity coming, how COULD it?
  • Deadpool: (Teleported back in) WHEW! That hurt as all hell!
  • Merlin: (A large amount of magical energy was drawn into Deadpool's two katanas)
  • Deadpool: OH, YEAH, PACIFISTIC PAIN!!!
  • WB Deadpool: That sounds stupid when you say it out loud!
  • Deadpool: BOO-YAH, MOTHERF*****!!! (He lunged at the Fist Demon in slow-mo as the Angel in the Morning Song was playing again)... (In slow-mo) OH, KATANAS OF PACIFISM, FLY SWIFT AND SURE, THAT TUBBO-ARM DIE AND ANTIHEROISM ENDUE!!! (He stabs the Demon with the katanas, slowly causing it to shrink to roughly the size of a mouse)...
  • Lord Khan: NOOOOOO!!!
  • Deadpool: (Puts the Demon in a jar)... Let's see you get out of THAT if you can. (Chuckles)... High-five everybody!
  • Lord Khan: CLEVER! (He jumped and slid down to them)... But now you must deal with ME!
  • Deadpool: HAH! I'd GLADLY beat a horse like yo-
  • Lord Khan: AND MY ARMY! (Yaks appeared with bows and arrows)
  • WB Deadpool:... Well, you just got served.
  • Gricky: Well, YOU just got served, boy! (Laughs)
  • Deadpool: So I've been told!
  • Gricky: Told by who? I was the first one who-
  • Icky: Don't ask, Granny! PLEASE!
  • Deadpool: So, pony-boy, you think you're as tough as your great-grandpapa? Well, prove it!
  • Lord Khan: Why? You're surrounded by my dozens of elite-
  • Music plays.
  • Lord Khan: "..... What soccory is this? Is that..... Music?"
  • Icky: "OH BROTHER, HERE WE GO AGAIN?!"
"Weird Al" Yankovic - Polka Power Lyrics

"Weird Al" Yankovic - Polka Power Lyrics

  • Iago: "Well, at least he was considerate to use a different Weird Al song."
  • WB Deadpool: "Hey, even Deadpool believes in not being monatonious and repetitive."
  • Deadpool: (He constantly beat up every yak soldier until Khan was left)... So... I'll ask again... You as tough as Dingus Khan?
  • Lord Khan:... NOBODY BRINGS UP MY GREAT GRANDFATHER IN VAIN!!! (Takes out two katanas)
  • Deadpool: Oh, pfft, swords! Classic! Well, fine then! Let's dance! And by dance, I mean let's try and kill and/or defeat each other! (The two fought)
  • Shifu:... Okay, this has gone on far enough! (The heroes ganged up on Lord Khan as they defeated him)... Alright, Lord Khan, you're under arrest!
  • Lord Khan: HAH! Hate to break it to you, but I'm not legally required to go to a CHINESE prison as opposed to a prison in MY country.
  • Lord Shen: I agree... But we didn't say 'Chorh-Gom Prison', did we? Applejack, if you will?
  • Applejack: ROOTIN-TOOTIN YEAH! (The tied up Lord Khan and placed him behind Applejack)... Happy landings, Khan!
  • Lord Khan: MARK MY WORDS, YOU MISFITS! SOMEDAY, I'LL BE- (As Applejack kicked him back to Mongolia) BAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaack!!!
  • Ling:... Impressive kick. But at least we're safe. As for the others, we'll have to send them to prison.
  • Po: That'll have to wait. Right now, we have a giant moth-thing to deal with.
  • Kun Lao: I couldn't agree more. I shutter to think of how much of our good and prosperous country that freak has already ruined!
  • Deadpool: "And thank goodness that he and those vultures were inconsiquentional villains..... That are...... Kinda pointless to include to the main story now that I think about it..... Why were these guys included?"
  • Icky: "The producer has an over-active imagination and always wants to record every idea he makes. It made our episode line-up an inflated mess as a result. Heck, Season 3 had to be splited in half, just to fix the build-up of the proudcer's rampent brain-childs problem! And likely, the seasons with the less episodes will soon enough get the same problem! Espeically when MSM adds alot of new ideas for the AUU! Season 7 certainly got ahella alot beefer then he made those edits!"
  • Ducky: Well, I guess now that the danger is gone, we can get back to saving the world, and stuff.
  • Deadpool: Well, what're we waiting for? Let's save the world! (They went back into the Temple)

Chapter 4: Hunting A Mothron/The Land of Prosperity/Uniter Hunter Smackdown/An Old Bear's Advice/Voidheart's Warning

Meanwhile...

  • Gazelle and Pang Bing were having a long journey, as they eventually arrived in a bamboo forest.
  • Gazelle: "..... I really wish that cars were invented here. It would make this adventure go moy moy faster."
  • Pang Bing: "Well pardon my world to be in anichent times when even the likes of steam machenery hasn't been invented yet!"
  • Gazelle: "I know, I know, and I'm sorry for complaining. If it helps, apart of it's, more anichent life sytile and, needlessly aggresive imperial monarchy, this world is otherwise beautiful."
  • Pang Bing: "..... Yes, it is a lovely place to live...... If you could cope with all of the villainy, crime, warlords, the occational mongolian attack, demons, among other things."
  • Gazelle: ".... Well, at, least it's never a boring day?"
  • Pang Bing: "Believe me. Boring days would be a godsend to this world. You would be spared from a cruel, if not shorten, life."
  • Gazelle: "Yikes..... Well, I heard of, even been to, worlds that have it way worse. This ross world was ruined by Mothlock, and they're still trying to clean it up."
  • Pang Bing: "Whatever Mothlock did to that world, I fear he would bring the same result to this world, let alone what he already did to this, "Land of Prosperity"...... If it were approbeate to refer it like that."
  • Gazelle: "Try to keep a positive atttude. I'm sure he didn't damage it too badly."

Eventually.

  • Gazelle had a face of sure shock and horror as the "Land of Prosperity" is clearly nothing more then a broken wasteland, as it was seen that the shady mountain has alot of dark and crudely constructed metal poles and slides that are transporting red darkness ooze down torwords various lakes around the area, tainting them with the stuff.
  • Gazelle: "..... Oh, am I gonna give Mothlock a particularly painful whooping when I get to him."
  • Pang Bing: "That is, if he would allow such things. If we are to climb that mountain, we would need supplies, mountain gear, and a brave enough guide."
  • Gazelle looks to see a village near one such comtaminated lake.....
  • Gazelle: "..... There's a village down there!"
  • Pang Bing: "We have to be careful..... We can only imagine the state that village is in...."

The Village.

  • A closer look reveils that, while not better off, are still doing relitively find dispite their situation.
  • A shrine was seen at the end of the village, as a Panda Maiden was staring forlornly.
  • ???: "Fa?! FA?! FA GET HERE NOW?!"
  • The Panda Maiden, Fa, stumbles about and heads torwords to a building that looks like a govermental building!
  • Fa came in but accsidently broken the door!
  • Fa: "..... Sorry mom."
  • A regel peahen was seen as she groaned.
  • Regel Peahen: "Now look what you done, Fa! That door is hardly replaceable in light of our land's condition!?"
  • Fa: "I know ma, our land isn't.... Good..... Right now....."
  • Regel Peahen: "(Sighs)..... I'll suppose I'll have to bother Master Sun Bear again for repairing my door. I can't stressed enough that we are LUCKY to have Chi Masters here, or else we wouldn't even LIVE in this death trap anymore, let alone have someone to purify drinking water when Lord Mothlock keeps dumping exsiled darkness ooze into our water like he doesn't give a damn about us! Honestly, his monsters are bad enough, now this?!"
  • Fa: "Well, if it's so bad, why not leave?"
  • Regel Peahen: "LEAVE?! Are you mad, Fa? This land belonged to us for generations, and I refused to leave it under any circumstances! Not even for giant moth people!"
  • Fa: "Well, person, because, he's kinda the only one here-"
  • Regel Peahen: "Details, details. My point is, we are not gonna let him make us leave. Now, onto business. Status reports on posting up the Chi Deminstraigtion show?"
  • Fa: "They're hard to miss thanks to me. Say, uh, maybe I was wondering, if I could.... Go see the Chi Deminstraigtion show?"
  • Regel Peahen: ".......... Is it about your dream to becoming a Chi master?"
  • Fa: "Yes-No, uh, TRICK QUESTION?!.......... Okay, you caught me. That's exactly what I wanted."
  • Regel Peahen: "...... (Sighs depressively)....... Fa, we've been over this. Sun Bear and his chi masters are the finest chi mastery! His students, Tiger, Baboon, Spitting Cobra, Heron, and finally, Spider, the finest of his mastery. They're not gonna accept a Panda! Be honest Fa. As far as we can tell, a panda never amounted to anything."
  • Fa: "To be fair, we never gotten to know about the outside world for a long time when Mothlock came, so, maybe, things change."
  • Regel Peahen: "Not all of them, my dear. A panda would never even become Dragon Warrior, let alone master the complexities of Chi. Now, please make peace with this desteny and accept your place.... That being said, yes, you can go, but only because I want you to pass out buttons and yummy dumplings to remind people to "Vote for Mayor Zhen for another term". Relection is brutal this time."
  • Fa: "..... Okay ma."
  • Fa started to collect the buttons and the dumplings sadly as she began to leave.
  • Regel Peahen (Mayor Zhen): "Oh, and remember not to eat them out of depression!"
  • Fa's voice: "I KNOW, MOM?!"

Outside.

  • Fa was walking for abit, and looked at the Shrine again.......
  • Fa: "...... I wish I was as cool as you guys......"

Shrine.

  • A Tanooki, resumbling Shifu in some fastion was seen playing the flute, as he was surrounded by figures, as suddenly, one by one, the figures attack, reveiling themselves as a male tiger looking like Tai Lung in Tigress's outfit, A Baboon with a kickass goatee, a feminate Fu-Xi-eqsed spitting cobra, a spider with a chinese symbol under it's adamin was seen, and a charging female heron as they preapred chi-glowing weaponry!
  • The Tanooki reacted quickly and turned his flute into a chi powered combat staff and defeated his challnagers!
  • Tanooki: "..... (Powers down)..... Well done, everyone.... (The Masters powered down)..... If the aim was to make yourselves look average! Tiger, you need more brute-force! Baboon, more speed! Heron, height! Spitting Cobra, subilty. Spider-"
  • ???: "Master Tsin Shu."
  • Master Tsin Shu the Tanooki: "WHAT IS IT?!"
  • A bunny yelped in fear!
  • Bunny: "It's master Sun Bear! He wants to see you!"
  • Tsin Shu gasped!

Later.

  • Tsin Shu ran up to the center of the shrine that over sees much of the tainted lake....
  • Tsin Shu sighed and bowed in respect....
  • Tsin Shu: "......... Master Sun Bear? You assumed me? Is something wrong?"
  • An old, wise sun bear in a buddest monk outfit was seen as he turned smiling to Tsin Shu.
  • Sun Bear: "Now why would something have to be wrong for me to see my good friend?"
  • Tsin Shu: "..... So..... Nothing's wrong?"
  • Sun Bear: "That's, not to say that there isn't news."
  • Sun Bear began to slowly blow out candles ala how Oogway did it.
  • Tsin Shu:... ("Oy, his age is not being good to him!") (He used a move to blow out all the candles for him)... So... You were saying?
  • Sun Bear:... Well... I have been hearing screams of terror all throughout China. And the source... Is of Mothlock's doing. He has entered the Imperial City and destroyed much of it.
  • Tsin Shu:... THAT... THAT IS IMPOSSIBLE!! That place's defenses are seal-proof!
  • Sun Bear:... Nothing is impossible.
  • Tsin Shu:... Then... How did he-
  • Sun Bear: It appears something has been disrupted in his power. His apprentice, Pang Bing, has turned against him. He's aiming to destroy this world unless he gets her back.
  • Tsin Shu:... There's gotta be SOMETHING we can do. We can't just let that monster take his revenge against losing that noble cat by destroying this world! He-He-
  • Sun Bear: It's not so simple to take on a Mothron, Tsin, even with Kung Fu as strong a yours. You may've gotten experience from other martial arts from your original homeland of Japan following discovering, you know, tanukies are supposed to be from there, but it can only get you so far. But... There IS still hope. Not only do I sense someone with the potential to be a STRONGER Chi warrior than your students, but... Pang Bing is coming with a guest... Whom I have never heard of in many moons.
  • Tsin Shu: Sir, with all due respect, can you please say 'years'? 'Moons' are quite outdated even to this world.
  • Sun Bear: (Chuckles) If I had a coin for every time I heard THAT one. Anyway, this guest may finally be... The Uniter Princess.
  • Tsin Shu:... You mean... As in the Uniter Princess of lore?
  • Sun Bear: The same. It would seem the Princess has not only been chosen, but survived far longer than any others before her.
  • Tsin Shu:... And this secret Chi Warrior?
  • Sun Bear:... She IS around here. In fact, she MAY be arriving to this very day. And her species... MAY qualify her place.
  • Tsin Shu:... But... What kind of person would be able to help these visitors defeat Mothlock?
  • Sun Bear:...... I don't know!
  • Tsin Shu gave a "you serious" face.

Outside the shrine area.

  • The locals gathered around and walked torwords the shrine.
  • Fa was seen putting some items in a cart and proceed to pull them, noticing that there stairs to the shrine take a good while to work with.
  • Fa: "....... Why did it had to be stairs?"
  • Fa proceeded to try and work with the stairs.

Hours later.

  • Fa pulled the cart up and looked to be that she was going somewhere...
  • Fa: "All..... Most.... There..... (Plopped down on her back.....) I got to be there, right? (Looks up).... Huh?"
  • It was shown that she was still on the very bottom.
  • Fa: "...... OH FOR THE LOVE OF BUDDA?!"
  • Fa covered her face with her palms and muffled scream into them as two duck twins came!
  • Duck 1: "Tough break, Fa."
  • Duck 2: "We'll bring back a souvenir."
  • The duo flew up....
  • Fa: "...... I really hate stairs."
  • Fa closed her eyes and sighed.
  • Familier voice: "Excuse me, Miss?"
  • Fa: "If your here to feel sorry for me, don't, it doesn't make my situation any less pitiful."
  • Another Familier voice: "..... And to think you said that I was depressing."
  • Fa opened her eyes to see Gazelle and Pang Bing.
  • Fa: "Wait, am I talking to one of those deers from africa and- EEEK, IT'S PANG BING?!"
  • Gazelle: "People know you here?"
  • Pang Bing: "Mainly through Mothlock's minions who take away wealth from this place. They're netourious braggers."
  • Pang Bing gets hit by a button, causing her to yowl!
  • Pang Bing: "OW?! DID YOU JUST HIT ME WITH A PIECE OF JUNK?!"
  • Fa: "I paniced?! I promise I won't do it again if you don't suck out my brains, blood or anything physically valuable for me?!"
  • Gazelle: "It's ok, it's ok! I, know news doesn't travel fast in this world, but..... She's not that bad anymore."
  • Fa: "..... You, sure? Because she snapped at me."
  • Gazelle: "Well you did assulted her with (gets a better look of the election button)..... A primitive election button, so..... She couldn't help but to get angry...."
  • Fa: "...... You, realy really sure she's not dangerious anymore?"
  • Pang Bing: "Are you kidding me? Would I even bother coming to this future ghost town as suppose to Mothlock if I was still a threat!?"
  • Fa: "You, usually don't come here at all.... Aren't you like, suppose to be Mothlock's way to conquer China, or something?"
  • Gazelle: "Well, that's what I'm here to discuss with your leader about."
  • Fa: "You mean Sun Bear? Or my mom? Cause Sun Bear MAY be way more easy going."
  • Pang Bing: "....... The bear it is then."
  • Fa: "Ok. I'll take you after the deminstraightion going on. (Tries to pull the cart up.)"
  • Gazelle: "..... Mayyyyybe we can go up faster if, we go WITHOUT the cart?"
  • Fa: "..... Another reason to hate stairs. (Ditches the cart and gestures Gazelle and Pang Bing to follow her)."

Meanwhile, on the deminstragition stage.

  • Tsin Shu was giving a speech as the audience cheered, as the door to be ready to close.
  • Fa, in fastion to Po in the first movie, eshaustedly climbed on the top of the stairs, as Gazelle and Pang Bing followed stareing.
  • Fa: "..... Why, did there HAD to be, STAIRS?! My GOD! I'd like to find whoever invented the stairs, and push him down THESE stairs, just to show him how stupid stairs are! Then his legs will be broken, thus he will no longer be able to climb stairs anymore. It'll be ironic. And then his wife will leave him and go be with the man who invented the elevator. Because everyone knows that elevators are much easier than stairs! (Pants heavily)"
  • Pang Bing:... (Whispering to Gazelle) Bet you 1,000 yuan she's gonna be shipped with the Dragon Warrior?
  • Gazelle: (Sighs as the doors were closing)
  • Fa: "Oh no! Wait!"
  • The doors were about to close!
  • Fa: "No wait stop, I-"
  • Fa slams into the closed door!
  • Gazelle: "Ohhhhhhhh!"
  • Pang Bing laughed!
  • Fa: "Owch."
  • Fa fell down.
  • Gazelle: "You okay, miss?"
  • Fa: Well, let's see... HEY! (She bangs on the door) OPEN THE DOOR!!! (The banging was drowned out by drumming pigs)... LEMME IIIIN!!!!... Okay, no, I'm not okay!
  • Gazelle:... (Sighs)... Can you teleport her in and save her the trouble?
  • Pang Bing: Ehhh, Sun Bear considers that rude.
  • Fa: Aw, dammit! I was so close!!
  • Gazelle:... What exactly is going on in there? Because it sure sounds like a celebration.
  • Fa:... Now that I listen to it... It sounds like one of those... CHI WARRIOR CANDIDATE CELEBRATIONS?!? OKAY, THIS IS NOT WORTH MISSING!!! HYAH! (She punches the door)... OW!
  • Gazelle:... Bet you 5,000 yuan that this will not go as well as Po's arrival in the Jade Palace.
  • Pang Bing:... That DOES seem like cheating considering I have had LITTLE knowledge of his arrival and naming as the Dragon Warrior.
  • Gazelle: I know, I was just messing with you. Besides, I don't have nor have any need for ANY of your world's currency. I already know the outcome a mile away.

Several simular to the movie attempts later.

  • Fa was already strapping fire works to a chair.
  • Pang Bing: "....... Should we stop her? She's basicly doing the same thing this idiot tried to get himself to the moon."
  • Gazelle: "I am not sure she's in a listening mood."
  • Fa: "This has got to work."
  • ???: "FA?!"
  • Mayor Zhen came in!
  • Mayor Zhen: "WHAT IN THE NAME OF THE DRAGON GODS ARE YOU DOING?!"
  • Fa: "What do you think I'm doing, musical chairs?!"
  • Mayor Zhen: WHY IS YOUR CART AT THE BOTTOM OF THE STAIRS?!? AND WHY IS PANG BING WITH YOU?!? SHE'S NOT DOING ANYTHING BAD, IS SHE?!?
  • Pang Bing: Mayor Zhen, please, just listen, we're here on business. We MUST talk to Sun Bear!
  • Mayor Zhen: (Taking out a broom) GET AWAY FROM MY BABY!!! (She attacks her with a broom as she cat screamed)
  • Fa: MOTHER, PLEASE, THEY'RE FRIENDS! And I am STILL considering the service stuff. I thought the cart wouldn't make it up the stairs, but I thought until then, I thought I'd, well, sight-see!
  • Mayor Zhen: YOU SERIOUS?!?
  • Fa: As serious as a heart attack! Sorry, mother, but... (As the fireworks got ready to ignite)... I LOVE KUNG FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu... (The fireworks failed as she fell to the ground)...
  • Pang Bing:... Yikes!
  • Mayor Zhen:... (Sighs) Daughter, look, I understand this, but... I told you a thousand times. Chi work is HARD work. I lost my biological daughter, I DON'T wanna lose you. So, please, come home.
  • Fa:... (Sighs)... Okay... (As she got up, Gazelle counted from three to one expecting the fireworks to go off, and once she finished counting, the fireworks ignited to everyone else's surprise as she brushed her head on the wall)
  • Mayor Zhen: HOLY **** ON A **** SANDWICH!!! FA?! (She blasted off high into the sky as everyone was in awe at the spectacle, the fireworks exploding and causing Fa's seat to disintegrate)
  • Fa:... Oh... Sh*************************************************************!!! (She landed in front of the celebration)
  • Pang Bing:... Well, at least she got in.
  • Gazelle: I guess NOW's a perfect time to teleport in.
  • Pang Bing: Well, I don't wanna upset or scare anyone, so we may have to do it in a quiet place! (All three teleported into a secluded location as they saw Fa unconscious)
  • Fa: (She saw all the Chi Masters looking at her)... Uh... OH, SNAP!!! (She gets up and bowed)... Master Sun Bear! Master Tsin Shu!
  • Sun Bear:... How interesting.... It's just as I suspected. A panda.
  • Tsin Shu: A panda? Wait, Master, are you telling me... THIS is the Chi Warrior we need?
  • Sun Bear: I am not sure as of now. But I sense greatness in her, so... We may have to bring her in.
  • Fa: What?
  • 5 Chi Masters: WHAT?!?
  • Tsin Shu: WHAT?!?
  • Pang Bing/Mayor Zhen: WHAT?!? (A gong was heard as everyone celebrated)
  • Sun Bear: THE UNIVERSE HAS BROUGHT US A NEW CHI WARRIOR!!!
  • Fa:... Uh... Wow! This is unexpected.
  • Tsin Shu: (Blabbers of surprise and ran up to Sun Bear) MASTER SUN BEAR, forgive me for my skepticism, but how is that THING supposed to be qualified as a Chi Warrior?
  • Sun Bear: Perhaps you know as well as I that pandas are highly-skilled in Chi. There are still hidden village paradises out there where they do GREAT things.
  • Tsin Shu: Well, to be fair, you didn't teach me that yet, but still, that panda? The way she came in?!? You sure she's fair enough to be a Chi Warrior?
  • Sun Bear: If her possible ancestors can, then I see no reason why it should be no problem for her.
  • Mayor Zhen:... This... THIS IS CRAZY!!!
  • Pang Bing: Interesting. A new Chi Warrior?
  • Gazelle: Well, when I first met Po, I learned that pandas in this world are good at mastering Chi.
  • Mayor Zhen:... Pandas?... Masters of Chi?
  • Gazelle:... You didn't know that?
  • Pang Bing: Oh, I should probably mention that this land DOESN'T quite keep up with the current time and information as much as the Chi Masters here do. Let's just say that since Mothlock put this place under his rule, budgets and other stuff crumbled.
  • Mayor Zhen: "You..... You..... You mean, PANDAS CAN AMOUNT TO SOMETHING?! NEXT YOUR GONNA TELL ME THAT A PANDA BECAME DRAGON WARRIOR?!"
  • Pang Bing/Gazelle: "...... It's, a very, long story."

From afar.

  • Zhen's voice: "A-WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT?!"

Back to Shrine Area.

  • Mayor Zhen was blittering about.
  • Mayor Zhen fainted.
  • Pang Bing: "....... Why am I not surprised she fainted?"
  • Sun Bear: "I'll, have some temple staff escourt the mayor home."
  • Sun Bear leaves, as Gazelle and Pang Bing left to be with Fa, as Tzin Shu was twitching.
  • Master Tiger: "..... To be fair, master, Sun Bear is still right about the possable ansistery. A panda isn't inheredly a bad choice, espeically if the implications of one asending to Dragon Warrior's an indication."
  • Tzin Shu: "It is not that I doubt my master's wisdom..... It's just that, I am not nessersarly sure this she-panda is even like the panda Chi Wielders. Let me assure you. If I am not able to make her reconsider for her own safety..... Then Mothlock will earn another victim."

Elsewhere.

  • A sturggling farm is seen, run by a bunny family.
  • Clangs and stomps are heard.
  • The family gasped, as the wife and children went to the father's side.
  • Before them, are more of Mothlock's creatures, but this time, in the form of darkspawn warriors, lead by a commander brute with a spiked-ball arm cannon, as it is seen that they have heartlessifived facial features yet still retain the traditional darkspawn look.
  • Father bunny: ".... Heartspawn."
  • The commander: "...... You know exactly why we're here, mortal. Mothlock, our reviver, discoveror of the lost darkspawn barial ground, and creator of us heartspawn, have came to collect another able-bodied child to work in his darkness ooze modifiving center."
  • Father bunny: "No! Please! You already took enough of our oldest! They're all too young for the kind of labor Mothlock expects! Please, find that rare instence of kindness, Commander Voidheart."
  • Commander Voidheart: "...... Hmmmm...... It has come to my attention, that today is the birthday of young little jin. He's 13 now. In Lord Mothlock's eyes, that an acceptable enough age for the modifiver system, AND for our darkness ooze rig. And remember. My men aren't afraid to get bloodly if you get defient."
  • Father bunny: "Please, not Jin! Take me instead! I'm exspearienced with hard labor!"
  • Commander Voidheart: "(Laughs)! How sickingly noble of you to self-sacrivice yourself. But remember your place, old man. Our lord spefificly asked for a child! They're more tender and last longer then oldsters, and are capable to learn fear better then adults. So, noble sacrivice, denied."
  • Voidheart smacks the father and mother side, scaring off the bunny child and grabbed jin with his grizzly armored hands.
  • Commander Voidheart: "...... Hope your happy with moldy bread, because that's all Mothlock provides. The greatest payment he'll provide, is the right to keep your life. Understood?"
  • Jin wimpered and nodded yes.
  • Commander Voidheart: "..... Gooooood. Take him to the others!?"
  • A Heartspawn soldier grabbed Jin and snarled at him, and tossed him into a carted pen dragged by a heartlessafived Ogre darkspawn with plenty of other children, some crying while others are petrifived.
  • Voidheart gave a commanding roar, which orders the heartspawn to move on to their next destination, while it indirectly frightens the crying children to quiet up, as the furtherly desistated bunny family are broken hearted and crying.
  • Voidheart: (The Heartspawn swarm moved on, a dwarfen heartspawn came up to Voidheart)... Anything to report, Lt. Faithless?
  • Lt. Faithless: "Just as our lord and reviver predicted. The Uniter arrived, with Pang Bing."
  • Commander Voidheart: "Good. Then we shall head to the village to escourt her to the mountain."
  • Lt. Faithless: "There's just, something of concern.... The panda female wrench has been made a new chi master!"
  • Commander Voidheart: "....... What?"
  • Lt. Faithless: "Well, thanks to the uniter, the veil of obscurity has been pulled! They now know what pandas are capable off! She could become a danger to our master fully trained!"
  • Commander Voidheart confidently scoffed.
  • Commander Voidheart: "Then I'll see to it that it never comes to full force. I'll slay her before she can even do any chi attacks, and I'll destroy any to stands in my way. Send a message to the village. As soon as I am done delivering the brats to Mothlock's Darkness Ooze Rig in the mountains, I, and my finest warriors, will come to slay the new chi master.... And be sure to tell them..... That I will NOT, be merciful, to any that stand in my way..... Not even to the Uniter, nor Pang Bing if it has to come to it."
  • Lt. Faithless: "Yes sir! WINGZ?!"
  • A Sentient Gargoyle heartless crashed into the ground!
  • Gargoyle Heartless (Wingz): "OW?! Ow! Yy-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y, yes, sir?"
  • Lt. Faithless: "GET YOUR SLIMELY HEARTLESS FOLK ASS STRAIGHT TO THE CHI MASTER VILLAGE AND MAKE THEM AWARE THAT ONCE THE GREAT COMMANDER VOIDHEART COMPLETES HIS TASKS, HE WILL CHALLNAGE AND SLAW THE PANDA WRENCH?!"
  • Wingz: "YES SIR, LT. FAITHLESS SIR?!"
  • Wingz fumbles about and almost crashed again as he flew off to send the message!
  • Voidheart laughed abit as everything went to shadow, showing only his eyes.

Chi Master Shrine

  • Gazelle, Pang Bing, and Fa were taken to the shrine itself.
  • Fa was in amazement.
  • The shrine was seen in grace and beauty as painted walls depicted the chi masters purifing tainted water for the villagers to drink and it's sad history under Mothlock's rule.
  • Fa: "The shrine's walls of legacy! It's more beautiful then I expected."
  • Gazelle: "What, exactly do they mean? I may be able to read Chinese, but not all types. The scroll I read about Kai was simplified at best. This is written in traditional Chinese, which I have little experience in."
  • Fa: "Well, I can translate, but, be warned, they're not happy stories."
  • Pang Bing: "(Looking at a depiction of children being taken away by Voidheart and the Heartspawn)..... No kidding."
  • Fa: "Okay.... It went like so."

2D-Animated Flashback

  • (Fa): The Vlley of Prosperity used to live up to it's name, being a prosperous land that had the most beautiful waterfalls of any valleys in China. (The waterfall was seen being larger than an average mountain)... The waterfall was considered the Valley's pure icon as it granted drinking water that was so pure, it gave us our hope and purity. However, then came the day when a moth being, from another world, was banished in this world by an uncaring emperor. It was a Mothron, and a known warlord and conguror. He has discovered the mountain's dark secret of having a darkspawn tomb for fallen soldiers from a past attack from the first war, turned his bug being followers into great warrior beasts, and is even respondsable for what he did to Pang Bing. He has gain control, of the Keyhole of this world.... Wait, Keyhole? What's speical about that?
  • (Gazelle): Oh, that's... Well... It's a long story. Please, just continue.
  • (Fa):... Well, Mothlock built the enormous rig to harness the darkness ooze to modify to a more control subtence so that he would utilizes in his dark experiments. The ooze ended up leaking into our pure water, and our valley's Chi Masters of Old did very well in re-purifying the water so we could not die of dehydration. But furthermore, Mothlock did other things with the ooze, including sending his creations to take children from all over the valley, to either turn into slaves, or, when they turn into adults, corrupt them into Heartless Folk.
  • (Gazelle): That's pure evil!
  • (Fa): Greatest understatement in all of china. Anyway, his actions also rendered the Valley to poverty and budget problems. We have since had little knowledge of the rest of China, ESPECIALLY when Mothlock wants it that way for preservation purposes. But he had to get rid of one thing to ensure that people like Master Oogway don't sense the chi in the area: The Chi Masters. So he ordered their execution. However, there was still hope as there was one Chi Master who came to the valley for aid. That is Sun Bear. He did well in fixing the poverty well, purifying the water again for the first time in years. He even got a protégé 40 years ago in the form of Tsin Shu, a tanuki whom he adopted as a surrogate son after he was swept away from Japan. With Sun Bear watching over the Valley, we will always have hope that Mothlock will be gone for good....

Present

  • Fa: Then, as time passed, Tsin Shu became the new teacher for the Palace. Then enters... The Fearsome Five! Tiger, Baboon, Spitting Cobra, Heron, and Spider.
  • Pang Bing:... So, in other words, this shrine in this village is basically an alternate revision of the Jade Palace in the Valley of Peace?
  • Fa:... The Valley of Peace? I thought that place was under tough times as bad as us.
  • Pang Bing:... Wow, do YOU need to be caught up to speed? That's where Master Oogway built the Jade Palace.
  • Fa: You know him? Well, why don't you go get him and help-
  • Pang Bing: He's dead.
  • Fa: WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA?!?!?!?!?!?!
  • Pang Bing: And that's where the Dragon Warrior lives. Who as we said before, is a panda.
  • Fa: WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA?!?!?!?!?!?
  • Pang Bing: AAAAND Oogway's place is taken up by Shifu, and HIS teaching career is taken up by the Dragon Warrior.
  • Fa: WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA- (Pang Bing covers her mouth)
  • Pang Bing: Stop doing that!
  • Fa:... (Sighs) Yeesh, these goddamn budget cuts!
  • ???: Have you all finished sight-seeing? (The three looked to see Tsin Shu)
  • Pang Bing:... Master Tsin Shu!
  • Tsin Shu: How DARE you set foot in this Temple after the crimes you've committed to this good valley?
  • Pang Bing: Uh, Master Tsin Shu, PLEASE! Mothlock mind-warped me into being his slave, just like he did with many others here.
  • Tsin Shu: I have been told by Sun Bear about that, but I have STILL been advised to hold back my trust. And as for the Uniter Princess?... It is an honor to be in your presence.
  • Gazelle:... Well, at this point, I don't feel worthy of such honor given... (An entire montage of her social-justice and anger incidents were seen)... MANY... Incidents. I, am still far from being perfect as a uniter. But nevertheless, the honor is all yours.
  • Tsin Shu:... And I can assume that THIS is our new Chi Warrior?
  • Fa:... I... Guess-
  • Tsin Shu: WRONG! Pandas may be good Chi masters, but you will NEVER advance to their level.
  • Fa:... Isn't that a little-
  • Tsin Shu: Oh, don't think I can't see the true side of you. I know all too well that you're the ONLY panda in the Valley, AND the Mayor's adopted daughter, Fa. Word about your non-finest moments reach even US! To be a Chi Warrior, you need to reach DEEP within yourself and conquer EVERY flaw you have! And that is clearly impossible if that is someone like YOU!
  • Fa: Me?
  • Gazelle: "(Quietly) Saw this coming."
  • Tsin Shu: YES! Look at you! You're utterly pathetic, even for the lazy standards of your species. You can hardly walk up a bunch of stairs. In fact, you can barely do it than any OTHER panda would struggle. You'd practically be last in a panda-stair race.
  • Fa: Well, I don't know about-
  • Tsin Shu: AND don't even get me started about pandas' utter disregard, or little experience mind you, for personal hygiene!
  • Fa: Okay, that's a little uncalled for!
  • Gazelle: Yeah!
  • Tsin Shu: Forgive me, Uniter, but this is between me and the overgrown dumpling! She'd clearly lose in a fight. Mothlock would literally beat the filling out of her..... That is, if (Points to a dipiction of Voidheart) Commander Voidheart doesn't claim that honor first!
  • Fa: Look, Sun Bear brought me in for a rea-
  • Tsin Shu grabs by the finger!
  • Fa: "YEEEK?! The Zu-Hoi Banishment Pinkie Flick!"
  • Gazelle: "Wait, what?"
  • Tsin Shu: "I see that your curious Uniter. Miss Fa, since you are familier with this hold, explain."
  • Fa: "Defelupted by the lesser known brother of the inventor of the Wuxi Finger Hold, it was a move designed to banish demons or the undesireable to the banished realms itself."
  • Tsin Shu: "Ahhh, then you already know what happens when the pinkie is flexed. Saves me the trouble of deminstraightion."
  • Fa: "Let's keep it that way, huh?"
  • Tsin Shu: "Try, to understand, Miss Fa. You may have admiration of Sun Bear, but be warned, that does little to protect you from my very harsh standerds. Be forewarned, that you would sooner collapse from exhasution, then even master an ounce of Chi.... Understood, young lady?"
  • Fa: "As clear as our once beautiful lakes."
  • Tsin Shu: "Good..... It feels like the beginning of a very interesting event."

Around a lake.

  • Tsin Shu leads Fa, Gazelle, and Pang Bing to a tained lake, as the Fearsome Five, Tiger, Baboon, Spider, Heron, and Spitting Cobra were already taking some tainted water off and turning it into drinkable water into water containers in sytile.
  • Fa: "..... This, is so, cool!"
  • Tsin Shu: "..... You may begin."
  • Fa: "Hold up! (The camera pans to the lake as some parts of it bubble).... Uh, what? (A big bubble popped as showed it back to Fa's confused face)...... Now?"
  • Tsin Shu: "Indeed. Now. Unless, you realise that your in over-your-head, cause I'm sure the mayor would be happy to know."
  • Fa: "Oh, it's not that, don't get me wrong, it's just.... I'm, obviously still a rookie, so, maybe we should, practice first?"
  • Tsin Shu: "Sometimes, the best form of practice, is hands on exspearience."
  • Fa: "Oh, I know, I.... (The Fearsome Five arrpouched the group) Oh my! The Fearsom Five! You guys are more bigger then your action figures.... Though Spider, your exact size."
  • Spider gave an unimpressed glare.
  • Fa: "..... Sorry."
  • Tsin Shu: "Okay miss Fa. All you have to do, is take the tainted water (moves up a ball of tainted water), use your chi to purify the taint (does that), and then, take the water, to a container. (Does that).... Is that simple enough for you?"
  • Fa: "(Gulps).... (Walks up to the lake as the group get behind her.) (She fidgetly tried to do a chi move.... The exhales). (Turns around) Look, I obviously need prior training first, (A heartless in the form of an Aquatank heartless rose to everyone's shock but Fa's), I mean, who knows what could be in there! Am I right?"
  • Tsin Shu: "Miss Fa..... Don't, move!"
  • Fa: "Why?"
  • Aquatank: "(Growls), Yummmmmmmmy. I smell somethang goooooooooood.... If I only knew where it is."
  • Fa: "......... (Scared) There's, something, super scary behind me, is there?"
  • Tsin Shu: "No, sudden, movements. Gluttotank is not known for his strong eyesight."
  • Fa slowly looked behind her, to see Gluttotank.
  • Gluttotank the Aquatank: "Where are you, yum-yum?"
  • Fa screamed and ran!
  • Gluttotank paid attention as in his vision, Fa can be seen through movement!
  • Gluttotank: "PANDA EXTRESS, BABY?! YEAAAAAAAAAAAAH?!"
  • Gluttotank crawled onto land, and summonned a gang of Screwdivers!
  • Gluttotank: "HELP ME CATCH SOME FOOD?!"
  • Gluttotank and the Scredivers charged after Fa!
  • Baboon: "..... Should we uh..... Help, or something?"
  • Tiger: Yeah, it's probably not wise not to.
  • Tsin Shu: Indeed. Unfotunately, Sun Bear wants me to keep her alive. So, yeah, I suppose-
  • Spider: Wait! (Fa ends up beating them while sustaining pain by luring them into a nearby training area where she ends up going through the same routine you'd expect. Gluttotank ended up getting so hurt, he barfed up entire splooges of vomit off-camera and the Screwdivers ended up getting broken beyond belief, and Fa ended up cartoonishly okay)...
  • Baboon:... And I thought my father Shang Hai the Mandrill Baboon thief was an unfortunate d***-sauce for going out pitifully during a fight with both Sun Bear AND Master Shifu.
  • Fa: "Hey, that wasn't so bad, I- (Hears whisling and notices a fire spring pit)..... WHY DO YOU HAVE THIS THIN-"
  • BLASTS ARE HEARD AS FA CARTOONISHLY SCREAMS!
  • Fa:... (She crawled out cartoonishly scorched)... How did I do? Do I have Chi circulating in my heart right now?
  • Tsin Shu: Don't get your hopes up. Chi doesn't come to you through something like THAT! (He puts out the fire on her head).
  • Gluttotank and the screwdivers are seen pitifully crawling as well.
  • Gluttotank: "....... Ow."

Later that night.

  • Spider's voice: "There's almost no words."
  • Heron's voice: "No denying that."
  • Spitting Cobra's voice: "I just wish I can understand Sun Bear's faith in Zhen's assistent."
  • The Fearsome Five are seen walking to bed room house.
  • Spitting Cobra: "I'm worried for the poor girl's sake."
  • Heron: "Yeah, I know. If she can't even handle ol' Glutto without dumb luck, Mothlock is gonna reduce her to nothing!"
  • Spider: "I am more concern on what Ol' Voidheart's gonna do! That brute's gonna murderised her!"
  • Tiger: "Masters, please! There's no need to worry! Mayor Zhen will soon enough drag the poor thing away before Voidheart gets done with his duties."
  • Heron: "Yeah, before she gets turned into a slave."
  • Baboon: "Or a very fat female Heartless Folk given her age."
  • Fa, Gazelle, and Pang Bing were secretly listening to their conversation.....
  • Fa: "...... The fearsome five think I'm a joke."
  • Pang Bing: "Well you did get chased by a fish monster and burned alive. Even I failed to take you seriously."
  • Gazelle pulled out a bottle with a spray nozle and sprays Pang Bing, as she yowls and hissed!
  • Gazelle: ".... Maybe, you could try to get a hear-to-heart with them. It worked with Po when the Furious Five didn't took him seriously. For what it helps, they're more concerned about your well being as suppose to dispise you."
  • Fa: "..... Fair point. But, I don't know."
  • Pang Bing: "At least, try."
  • Fa looked at the bed building.

Bed hall.

  • The lights of the rooms go off, as Fa eventually arrived.
  • Fa tipped toed down the hall, trying to avoid noise, only for the floors to creak.
  • Fa: "(Quietly) D'oh, why does it have to be wood."
  • Fa gently as she can, tip-toes across the floor, but then, her leg bursts through the floor!
  • Fa: "..... Owch....."
  • Fa nerviously gets off, patches up the broken floor as she could, and tries to move forword, but accsidentl barges into Heron's room!
  • Heron looks with a "are you kidding me" face.
  • Fa: "...... Heeeeeeeey, Master Heron...... How's, it, going?"
  • Heron: "Well, for starters, a rookie just busted into my room."
  • Fa: "Sorry about that. I uh, I was just, trying to see if I can talk to someone here."
  • Heron: "Well sugar, you got my attention."
  • Fa: ".... Look, about earlier today, the, Chi Deminstraightion thing, I was only trying to see it for my self, I, never meant to, inadvertingly impress Sun Bear."
  • Heron: "Look, it's okay. For what it's worth, you certainly made today, interesting. And I would imagine tomorrow would get, more interesting. Look, it's let, and, I kinda need my sleep."
  • Fa: "I know, I know, you really need your streatgh and stuff..... Can I say that I admire your work? The whole keeping us from dying of thrist, that one time you fought against some Heartspawns! Oh yeah, that was cool! There was like, billions of them, but you didn't back down and brought out your chi powers and you were all- A-whooooooooo-oooooooo- (Thumbles about and smacks into a wall, breaking a wall into Baboon's room.).... Sorry."
  • Baboon: "..... Oy......"
  • Fa gets her head off back to Heron.
  • Fa: "..... If anyone asks, that was always like that."
  • Heron: "..... Look, suga, I have to be honest. You, don't belong here."
  • Fa: "(Sighs), I know.... I know.... (Heron looks guilty)...... It's just that......I, always wanted to be among you guys and-"
  • Heron: "Uh no! No sugar! I mean, you don't belong..... In, my room! It's, kinda a rule of Tsin's. We have to be in our own rooms at bedtime. That raccoon dog's strict! Get what I'm'a sayin?"
  • Fa: "..... Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh. Ohhhhhhhh. Sorry. Silly old me. Course, I'm the same moron that got chased by a fish monster. Where did that even came from anyway?"
  • Heron:... I don't feel like explaining right now. It's, kinda late for that, sugar. Just get some shut eye.
  • Fa: Yeh, sure! Don't wanna collapse under those Grey heron legs of yours.
  • Heron: (The two chuckled) Yeah, good one! (Fa exits)
  • Fa:... Whew!... Not a good first impression, but nevertheless, okay! Now, where's my room? (She walks through until Tiger comes out) Oh, crap, Master Tiger! Did I startle you by any chance?
  • Tiger:... Look, I want to be as polite as possable.... You understand well that you don't belong here, correct?
  • Fa:... As in your room or no?
  • Tiger: I am refering all parts of our shrine. I'll have to be blunt miss. I'm afraid to say that being a chi master isn't best suited for you. I mean, if your encounter with Gluttotank was an indication, I shudder at what Voidheart, or heavens forbid Mothlock would do to you. It's best you return to the mayor by dawn. Poor Peahen can't afford another personal tragity.
  • Fa:... Master Tiger, I-
  • Tiger: Good night miss Fa. (He gently closes the door)...
  • Fa:... AAaaaaand okay.... First impression just turned bad.... BIG FAN!... (Sighs as she walks away)

Gobi Desert

  • Kun Lao: "So. Have we all came to an agreement on how we are to defeat the Uniter Hunters?"
  • Sandy: "Yes sir. The best way to beat those creatures is to use the drawbacks of their powers against them."
  • Sparx: Well, first off, we order a MILLION tons of fertilizer to restore the poisoned land, THEN we pay the most SUCCESSFUL of custodians of this world to fix the destroyed palace and stuff, then we teach everyone occlumency, then-
  • Squidward: YOU SHUT YOUR HALF-WIT PIEHOLE!!! YOU KNOW WE DON'T HAVE THE MONEY TO PAY HEAPS OF THAT!!!!
  • Baloo: Yeah, Sparky, too soon.
  • Sparx: (Sighs)
  • Cynder: Sparx, did you pay ANY attention to us?
  • Banzai: Or were you just too focused on Fire again?
  • Sparx: NO!... Yes!
  • Fire: (Sighs)
  • Po: Well, there's no rush on explaining it again I suppose. You see, the Uniter Hunters have spread themselves across several sectors of China because they're BOUND to use the strategy of being as far apart from each other as possible so they don't get taken down at the same time. But despite this, it DOESN'T affect their ability to sense it's influence ANYWHERE in the world. And the best way to beat them... Is to bring in the best ones capable of fending them off.
  • Thundera: So, you're certain that SOME of us are capable of fending off EACH of their powers, AND using their own powers against them?
  • Po: Well, for the Toxin Hunter, we'll send in people like Thundera. Disintegration Hunter will get Merlin, Destruction Hunter will get people like Rico, Nightmare Hunter will get Twilight, and Parasitic Hunter will get those of us who are so weak, there's nothing to absorb in the first place.
  • Fidget: Yeesh, insensitive much?
  • Po: Hey, at least it'll help, get used to it! So, while we split up, we'll need OTHERS to watch over Gazelle and Pang Bing, WHILE staying out of sight.
  • Duke: I'm going on THAT team. Gazelle is MY responsibility, and MINE alone.
  • Judy: Well, since me and Nick are here, we might as well be part of that group, too.
  • Cubby: Well, some of us who are kids MIGHT wanna get to Parasite Thing.
  • Girl Sora: Well, what about those of us who are STRONG-WILLED KIDS?!?
  • Cubby: WITH a few exceptions!
  • Gricky: I oughtta deal with that Parasite bastard, too!
  • Icky: I'm going with Granny to keep her safe.
  • Ducky: And we'll go with Icky, because whether you like it or not, you STILL need to get used to us, yep-yep-yep! So wherever you go, WE'RE going with you.
  • Icky: Well, you guys HAVE had your strong moments, so... Yeah, that might be an advantage to the Parasitic Hunter.
  • Twilight: One thing, though! Some of us are NOT that skilled in occlumency, so there's not many qualified to take on the Nightmare Hunter.
  • Merlin: Yes, but keep in mind, there's SOME of us who are so iron-willed, even mental attacks can't hold us back.
  • Ling: Though don't expect the Nightmare Hunter to debunk that very easily.
  • Fluttershy: I'll... I'll go... Confront the Toxin Hunter.
  • Rainbow Dash: Are you sure? Yeah, you're an animal-whisperer, but like I said, you're rather scared of everything.
  • Fluttershy: (With surprising angry tone) YEAH, BUT IT'S POISONING THE ENVIRONMENT AND THESE POOR PEOPLE'S HOMES!! I CANNOT LET THAT STAND, AND IF I CAN, I WILL GLADLY TEAR OFF THE HUNTER'S HEAD IF IT REFUSES TO STAND DOWN!!
  • Rainbow Dash:... Pred?
  • Fluttershy: Pred!
  • Rainbow Dash: In that case, I'd say I'd wanna tag along with you, but I feel I may need to be on the Destruction Hunter team. But that's okay considering the others will protect you just as much.
  • Jumbaa: Those of us who are good at science MAY need to be among the Disintegrator Hunter. Some of our space guns DO have reintegration functions. Heck, said functions CAN undo anything even the DESTRUCTION HUNTER does.
  • Kowalski: Well, my plasma cannon I have had multiple times DOES have such a thing, so I'm game.
  • Skipper:... Private, are you willing to use your self-sworn-off hyper-cute on the Nightmare Hunter?
  • Private: I don't know. While it COULD work, I don't feel like using it again.
  • Skipper: Well, just think about it. Until then, I'm going to go on the Destruction Hunter team.
  • Po: Me, Shifu, and the Furious Five may have to do so as well.
  • Icky: "Ok, so, just so we remember, there's six of them. The poisonious one, the nightmare one, the destruction one, the disinigration one, which tecnecally is the same as destruction, the paraside, but..... Who's gonna deal with that anger one?"
  • Skipper:... Private! On second thought, think about using that boosh thing on the ANGER Hunter.
  • Ling: Well, this thing might be FAR too angry to be quelled by common OR augmented animal cuteness. It's supposed to be pure rage incarnate. That's kinda the point of being the Anger Hunter.
  • Kowalski: Well, I for one do NOT wanna bring his hyper-cute to FURTHER levels. If Skipper's bound to overuse it, then it's best not to give him the chance.
  • Skipper: Hey, I'm NOT the one to abuse something like that again, ESPECIALLY when my own weapon is bound to risk us being sent to my sworn-off country just to keep it from being abused again. I admit, it's good soldier instinct, but sometimes it can go a little too far.
  • Private: You mean as far as how you used it?
  • Skipper: Yes. Point is, I'm sure there's OTHER ways to get rid of a simple incarnation of rage. Besides, the hyper-cute doesn't ALWAYS work.
  • Iago: "Any OTHER ideas?"
  • Sparx: Let's have all the-
  • Sandy: SAY IT!!! GO AHEAD!! I DARE YOU!!! BECAUSE THAT'S EXACTLY WHAT SOMEONE LIKE DEADPOOL WOULD SAY!! AND I'VE HAD ENOUGH SHAME BROUGHT ONTO ME IN HIS SUBCONSCIOUS!!
  • Deadpool: (Scoffs) You-
  • Sandy: SAY IT!!! GO AHEAD!! I DARE YOU!!! I ASSURE YOU THERE ARE THINGS THAT EVEN A HEALING FACTOR CAN'T SAVE YOU FROM!!!
  • Deadpool: Like WHAT?
  • Sandy:... How about DROWNING?!?
  • Deadpool: OH, GOD, NO!!! Wait... That would mean I'd be with Death! OH, GOD, YES!!!
  • Pinkie: BUT DEADPOOL, IF YOU DIE, I'LL LOSE YOU AS MY FRIEND!!!
  • Deadpool:... And f*** my love life hard. OH, GOD, NO!!!
  • Sandy: Now, instead of being perverts, let's just have Anger Hunter face some of us who ALSO have anger issues, like Brandy!
  • Spyro: FAR better!
  • Icky: "Now we're getting somewhere."
  • Brandy: OH, sure, bring up my anger life, will you.
  • Mr. Whiskers: Uh, why not? It put you on the Naughty List one Christmas, and you ended up causing Santa to crash by throwing your coal at him out of anger.
  • Brandy: Oh, sure, bring THAT up because it's Christmas. But if it helps, I didn't MEAN for that to happen. I'd have to be a Grinch to WANT that to happen.
  • Lola: Well, we mean anger issues as a compliment that makes you qualified to take on the Anger Hunter. Hell, one time when we were living in the Amazon, you went all Sandy on all of us when Gaspar brought up Florida in vain. (A cutaway of Brandy surfing on a tidal wave with a cartoonishly-angry boiling face as it washed all over the Amazon)... If that doesn't give you an advantage, I don't know WHAT will.
  • Brandy:... Okay, I'll give it to you, that DOES give me an edge.
  • White Rabbit: Well, we Wonderlandians ARE mad enough to resist the Anger Hunter's abilities, so we'd better tag along, too.
  • Ling: "Now, we must keep in mind that their powers are more complex then what we expect. The White Uniter Hunter can use anger to turn friends against eachother. The Black Uniter Hunter can also suck lifeforce, not just engery. The Green Uniter Hunter poisons anything it touches. The Brown one can be predicted by mini earthquakes it makes. The Blue One is known to leave a trail of destruction as a personal guide for it's patrols. And the red one, has a pretty strong lever of fear power. Even those with the strongest resistence, will still feel it's power in some way."
  • Monkey: "Yikes. No wonder the red one looks like it was the leader."
  • Iago: "Wait, why are we refering to them by color now?"
  • Icky: "It's so we can identify the colors so no one gets confused. If we just refer to them by power, we'd get more lost then a badly edited M.Night movie."
  • Ling: But just to complete the identification, Green is Toxic, Black is Parasitic, Blue is Disintegration, Brown is Destruction, Red is Nightmares, and White is Anger.
Everybody got that?

Everybody got that?

around 0:10

  • Sandy: "What the...... WOULD YOU GET OUT OF HERE?!"
  • Dark Helmet: "Make me, Squilly!"
  • Sandy: It's NOT really wise to say that to someone who CAN do such a thing, and in an UNPLEASANT way! So, since you said it, then... (The camera went onto everyone else as they looked disturbed by whatever she did as Dark Helmet screamed in pain)...
  • SpongeBob:... Owch!
  • Sandy: Got any more life-support?
  • Dark Helmet: (He ran away like a coward as he bumped himself on multiple surfaces when his helmet goes down)
  • Iago: Funny thing, you'd think RED should be ANGER, and BLACK should be Nightmares.
  • Kun Lao: (Sighs) Let's not bring technicalities to this please. Let's just agree to split up into the right teams. Let's all separate and do so. (They scramble around and do so)... Okay, we got Team Green, Team Black, Team Blue, Team Brown, Team Red, Team White, and Team Prosperity. If we're all done, then shall we get this rescue mission for our world over with? (Everyone agreed) Good! Then let's move.
  • Hiccup: "Let's work to figure out where the Uniter Hunters are first to avoid a wild Terrorable Terror chase."
  • Ling: Well, consider yourself lucky, because it's easy for people like me to locate them for you. These six Hunters WILL want to go to EVERY edge of China to be as far apart as possible. (Starts meditating, and starts locating all six across China)... Well... The Brown Hunter is in the Xinjiang country of China, Blue is in the Xizang country, near the borders of Mount Everest. Green is in Heilongjiang Country, Red is on the Island of the Hainan Province, Black is in the Jiangsu Province, and White is in... Oh, dear! Here in Inner Mongolia, right where WE are!
  • Lord Shen: Oh, goddamn it!
  • Icky: "Why is that bad? It saves team anger the trouble of finding that freak!"
  • Lord Shen: Because, DUH, we've gotta deal with ANOTHER attack from a guy that we ALREADY established is pure rage incarnate. This is gonna be strenuous.
  • Ling: Well, you'll be glad to know that he's in Hulunbuir, and NOT in our location in Bayannur. So you've got PLENTY of time to prepare.
  • SpongeBob: See, Shen? Nothing to worry about for the moment. We can do this.
  • Icky: Yeah? I see NOTHING going wrong with an attack against someone who's likely on par with Kid Buu. Except, you know, getting your ears bleeding by his banshee screaming.
  • Little Foot: At least have a LITTLE faith in this, Icky. I'm sure Team Red will deal with it.
  • Icky: You mean Team White.
  • Little Foot: Right, coloration got a little mixed up right there.
  • Lord Shen: "Well pardon me for being CAUTIOUS and WARY of a creature designed to hunt Uniters! Like I once said, I saw Shu Mulan fight creatures like them, and trust me, the Mothrons did a good job making them accreate adversaries for what their name suggests! If even Uniters have trouble against these beasts, mere mortals and/or otherwise like us, WHILE BE TARGET PRACTICE TO THEM?!"
  • Shrek: "Then all the more reason to exploit their weakness, you pansy bird."
  • Lord Shen: Oh, sure, what are we gonna do, give him a heart? Because that is FAR too cliché even to EQUESTRIAN standards!
  • Twilight: I'd be offended if I didn't know that was true after so many brony fanatics brought up a TON of kids' cartoon flaws in our series. All the same reguardless, HEY!
  • Lord Shen: So, how DO we get started with beating that Anger Hunter?
  • Skipper: Well, we got out Team White, so I'm sure they'll know PERFECTLY what to do.
  • Brandy: Uh, small fry, just because we've been chosen for things we have in common, don't expect US to have a flawless plan at the last second.
  • Patrick: "Well why not just sent him to anger management class?"
  • Squidward:... (Sarcastically) BRILLIANT! Send the BIG DARK ANGER-INCARNATE MONSTER CAPABLE OF TURNING US AGAINST EACH OTHER UNTIL WE KILL EACH OTHER IN ANGRY RAGE, TO ANGER MANAGEMENT CLASS!!
  • Patrick: Yeah!
  • Squidward:... Worst, co-leader, EVER!
  • Skipper: Well, until Private decides to use his hyper-cute, because using it is his decision and his alone, how about I make a suggestion? What does it NORMALLY take to soothe the savage beast?
  • Sandy:... Music?
  • Skipper: Indeed. And we HAVE used it against ferocity before. Once when Roger and Rico got switched bodies, and me when we dealt with that Little Foot incident.
  • Little Foot: Wha-
  • Skipper: And before you say it, I'm talking about a DIFFERENT Little Foot. The point is, if there's ANYONE who has a good taste in soothing music, feel free to join in on Team White.
  • Brandy:... Then what do we angry members do?
  • Skipper: You pick, live bait, a way to distract it, the list is endless. Just provide a way to distract it while we prepare.
  • Private: "Well, I just have one question Skipper."
  • Skipper: "Yeah?"
  • Private: "...... What music is best for the White Hunter? We have to keep in mind that no same music can sooth ALL beasts."
  • Hiccup: "That is a good point. We would do well to figure out it's faverite music first before we just play random music that might serve to either annoy it, make it more angery, or just no effect."
  • Icky: (Sighs) Just play 'Jigglypuff' and BOOM!
  • Everyone: WHOOOOAAA!!
  • Ed Otter: Mr. Icky, that is OVERKILL! You KNOW it works too much and every time we use it, we plop down asleep.
  • Icky: Well, I don't see anything ELSE better to work. Either that, or start searching iTunes for a good soothing song.
  • Lucky Jack:... My butt's WIDE open for plucking!

Hulunbuir, Little Mongolia

  • Mongolian soldiers are made to fight eachother as the White Uniter Hunter of Anger sat on a throwne and laughed, then spoke in an unreckindiseable languise.
  • Processed Mongolian Yak: "I FIGHT FOR THE WHITE ONE'S HONOR?!"
  • Processed Mongolian Yak 2: "NO?! I, FIGHT FOR HIS HONOR?!"
  • The Yaks argued!
  • The Mongolian Yaks fought!
  • A Heartless Folk Air soldier appeared.
  • Heartless Folk: "Excuse me? Hatetor? (The White Uniter Hunter looked at him)..... (Gulp). Hi.... Uh..... I'm Wingz's brother, Dingz, and, uh, Mothlock wants you to give a progress report?"
  • The White Uniter Hunter, Hatetor, stares unamused....
  • Dingz the heartless folk: "...... Please don't me."
  • Hatetor grabs Dingz!
  • Dingz: "GAHHHHHHH?! Pain?!"
  • Hatetor clears his throat.....
  • Hatetor: "...... Tell the master that my patrol has been uneventual. I am merely taking some time off and make these silly mortals fight for my amusement."
  • Dingz: "Uh...... I, can clearly see that. I can tell that you have this under control."
  • Hatetor: "As a Uniter Hunter should. Now LEAVE YOU MISERABLE AFTERTHOUGHT?!"
  • Dingz panics as Hatetor lets Dingz go as he flies away to the next Uniter Hunter.
  • Hatetor resumes to watch the battle.
  • ???: "WHAT'S GOING ON HERE?!"
  • The processed Yaks turned to see Lord Khan!
  • Lord Khan: "I came here to this land to rebuild a new army, AND I FOUND YOU ALL BEING MADE INTO A MONSTER'S PLAYTHING?! (To Hatetor) YOU?! BEAST?! AS THE LORD OF THE MIGHTY LAND OF MONGOLIA, I DEMAND THAT YOU RELEASED MY ARMY?!"
  • Hatetor laughed as he flew up, readying his battle duelblade staff, as he hovered to Lord Khan.
  • Hatetor: "..... You want your army back, horse? TAKE IT?!"
  • Lord Khan pulled out his chi sword and proceed to fight with Hatetor!
  • Lord Khan: "YOU CAUGHT ME IN A BAD MOOD, BEAST?! I LOST OUT ON AN OPPERTUNITY TO DESTROY MY FATHER'S MURDEROR?! I LOST AN ENTIRE ARMY AND A CONNECTION TO THE GOBI DESERT?! I WILL NOT LOSE ANOTHER ARMY, TO SOME BEAST?!"
  • Hatetor: "(Laughs), My, what delious anger you have. You would make a fine addition indeed."
  • Hatetor and Lord Kahn continued fighting!
  • ???: HEY!!! (Hatetor looked to see Team White)
  • Hatetor:.......... (To Khan) Could you excuse me for a second? Duty calls.
  • The Processed Yaks grabbed Khan and take him away.
  • Lord Khan: "UNHAND ME?! I WANT A PROPER BATTLE?!"
  • Hatetor: "You'll get it soon enough. (To Team White)..... So, how did you manage to locate me?"
  • Brandy: Wasn't that hard, d***-sauce!
  • Lord Shen: Indeed. Besides, we've got a LOT of surprises for you.
  • Hatetor: (Laughs) You guys are CLEARLY ill-equipped to deal with me. Without the Uniter, your nothing.
  • Mad Hatter: Oh, I wouldn't say that.
  • Mr. Dodo: Indeed not.
  • Hatetor: And why so?
  • King of Hearts: Because, good man, many of us ARE finely-picked to deal with you.
  • Hatetor:... Is that right? Then you are welcome to give it your best shot! But I'm warning you, if you waste it- (Mad Hatter unleashes a sprayer of hot tea and sprayed it all over him as his screams in pain are very monstrous) SON OF MOTHLOCK?!
  • Tweedle-Dee: Brother?
  • Tweedle-Dum: Brother! (The two of them bounce Hatetor around the place doing their usual nonsensical stuff along the way)
  • Hatetor: STOP-DAH, DO, BOUNCING, G'OH, GAH?! ME, OOF?! AROUND?!
  • Tweedle-Dee: Well, you know what they say!
  • Both Tweedles: Anger is an acid!
  • Lord Shen:... I have NEVER heard such a phrase in my ENTIRE life.
  • Mr. Dodo: It's Wonderlandian logic, get used to it.
  • Hatetor: (Does this after the Tweedles put him at his limit)
FUS RO DAH - Sound clip

FUS RO DAH - Sound clip

  • Hatetor: (He powers up in pure-red energy as the Tweedles start bouncing around like pinballs until they knock down much of the Lodge)... YOU WILL ALL DIE FOR YOUR INSOLENCE!!!
  • Lord Shen: Then do it, hate-beast!
  • Hatetor: (Screams loudly at them as they were agitated by the noise until they avoided it by getting out of there and using Jack's cottonball earplugs)
  • Shrek:... OW!
  • Gilda: Okay, that was just a d*** move! (Hatetor continued screaming for an extended amount of time until Squidward stuffed mud and dirt in his mouth and yelled this)
Stop your foul whining

Stop your foul whining.

  • Hatetor: (As he spit out the dirt)... Well... As horrible as that tasted... At least your reaction is making it WORTH it! (He gets stronger)
  • Lord Shen:... Oh, smart move, Squidwart!
  • Squidward: WELL, EXCUSE ME IF HE WAS MAKING MY EARS GUSH WITH BLOOD!!!
  • Lord Shen: THE LEAST YOU COULD DO WAS NOT BE ANGRY ENOUGH TO MAKE HIM STRONGER!!!
  • Brandy: HEY, THAT COUNTS FOR YOU TOO, FAN-BUTT BIRD!!!
  • Lord Shen: (Steps on her foot) DO NOT EVER CALL ME THAT!!!
  • Shrek: EVERYONE, STOP!! YOU'RE MAKING HIM STRONGER-
  • All Arguing Lodgers: SHUT UP, THIS DOESN'T CONCERN YOU!!!
  • Shrek: OH, IT DAMN WELL DOES CONCERN ME!!! I AM TRYING TO STOP YOU FROM MAKING HIM STRONGER!! (Much of the Lodgers started arguing as it was revealed that it was all being masterminded by the growing Hatetor)
  • Dormouse:... (Sighs as he got out the iPhone and played the Jigglypuff song at last, causing Hatetor, after alot of attempts to resist it, to fall asleep, along with the Yaks and Lord Khan, whilst everyone else was protected by their earplugs)... Your welcome! (He goes back into his teapot)
  • March Hare:... Well, I'll be damned. Dormouse just saved us.
  • Lord Shen: Saves us a LOT of s*** quite frankly! Let's get this f***** outta here!
  • Mr. Dodo: "But what about Lord Khan and the Mongolians?"
  • Lord Shen: "Don't worry. They're not in the position to do anymore harm for a good while."

A village in Jiangsu.

  • Dingz arrived to a ghost town of a village, littered with engery deprived villagers lying the floor.
  • Dingz: "..... (Gulp)........ And I thought Hatetor was too good at his talent..... Freeloada? Freedloada? I, came to do a progress report with you? Freeloada?"
  • Dingz gulped.
  • A mother and her child, Ibexs were seen hiding in an ally as the child is crying, Dingz looked at this and felt bad for them.
  • Mother: "..... Please.... Don't hurt us."
  • Dingz: "..... Don't worry, I'm just a messinger, I'm not here to- (Huming is heard.)..... Shhhh! Listen!"
TFS - Piccolo Meet Imperfect Cell

TFS - Piccolo Meet Imperfect Cell

Around 0:25

  • A creepy voice sings "Mr. Sandman" as it slowly and eerorly revils to be the Black Uniter Hunter, Freeloada, holding on a big pig villager as he arrives to Dingz, the mother and child as he finished.
  • Freeloada, the Black Uniter Hunter: "..... Hello..... Friend......"
  • Freeloada lustsfully sighs.....
  • Dingz: "..... (Gulps)...... He, Hi.... Freeloada...... You, obviously, enjoyed yourself."
  • Freeloada sighs raspfully.
  • Dingz: "..... Okay, your just freaking me out here?!"
  • Mother: "What, what have you done to this village you demon?!"
  • Freeloada: "(Laughs mockingly).... Let's answer your question..... With another question....."
  • Dingz tries to single the mother to not answer!
  • Dingz: "(Quietly) Please don't, you won't like the answer!"
  • Mother: "...... What, what exactly is tha-"
  • Freeloada: "WANNA SEE ME DRINK THIS GUY?!"

He went like this.

DBZ Abridged Wanna see me drink this guy?!

DBZ Abridged Wanna see me drink this guy?!

Near then end.

  • Freeloada absorbed the energy and lifeforce from the big pig, redusing him to a winkled up weakling, as Freeloada lustsfully sighs at his feast.
  • Freeloada: "...... Have you ever tasted a lifeforce of a man, Dingz? It's so.... Revigerating."
  • Dingz: "N-n-n-n-n-n-n-n--n-n-n-now, wait a minute Freeloada, Mothlock expects you to patrol the area, not, this!"
  • Freeloada: "Pff, take it easy mom. A growing lovecraftian horror has to eat you kno- (Hacks up a pasifiver, to the shock and horror of the mother, child, and Dingz)..... Oh that is just embarrising! That usually comes out the other end. And no, I didn't actselly ate a fucking baby..... Just his binky..... Because I like hearing my victims scream when I suck their juice like, a juice box. And, darn my luck..... I'm still thristy."
  • Dingz panics!
  • Dingz: "..... Ma'am, I advise that you run away!"
  • Dingz flew off in fear!
  • Dingz's voice: "AND I'M GONNA SAFELY GUESS YOUR DOING FINE, FREELOADA?!"
  • Freeloada looks intently at the mother and crying child.
  • Freeloada: "...... I'm gonna let you two get a 10 second head-start..... 1....... 2....... (The Mother grabs her child and ran!) 3...... 4........... (The mother was ran into the forest)...... Skip a damn few, 8, 9, 10, BITCH?!"
  • Freeloada screeched as he flew up, readied his duelblade staff and flew over the forest!
  • The Mother held on to her child as she ran, with Freeloada's shadow flying over-head!
  • Freeloada's voice: "Yes.... YES! Keep running! Your lifeforce is more delious lean, and tender! (Slurp sounds are heard, and the two run, all while Freeloada walks after them while Tiptoe Through the Tulips by Tiny Tim was playing for a brief moment, then cutting back to the running ibexes until the kid fell)
  • Ibex Child: AHH! I TWISTED MY ANKLE!! (The mother retrieves him as they continue running, then she falls)
  • Ibex Mother: AHH! I twisted MY ankle!!!
  • Freeloada: COME TO PAPA!!! (He prepares to drink them as they screamed)
  • ???: NOT TODAY!!! (The weak Lodgers and heroes arrived on the scene and rescued the mother and child)
  • Freeloada:... Well, well, if it isn't the Uniter's do-gooder mentors!
  • Mr. Whiskers: (In deep voice) INDEED! YOU WILL NOT SUCK THE BRAINS OUT OF THESE INNOCENT BYSTANDERS!!
  • Icky: YEAH!!
  • Ibex Mother: Oh, thank you for saving us!
  • Ibex Child: Will one of you be our new daddy?
  • Iago: Look, we understand you lost a husband and father and are TOTALLY single, but... SOME of us ARE taken.
  • Fidget: Indeed!
  • Gricky: Good, cuz' if one of you kisses her, I'm gonna puke! Now, can somebody escort them to safety?
  • Trixie: I'll try! (She manages to teleport them, but she ends up doing so at the highest tower)... AW, DAMMIT, EVERY TIME!!!
  • Sparx: Hey, at least you got them away from the- (Freeloada flies after them)
  • Icky: AW, FOR THE LOVE OF- (They went off after him as Max positioned Whiskers)
  • Mr. Whiskers: BEHOLD, MY AWESOME LOWER-BODY ODOR!!! (He blasted a poot at him as he coughed and they went off after the Ibexes)
  • Ibex Child: WE ON A TOWER, MAMA!!!
  • Trixie: (As the heroes arrived) WHEW! Made it!
  • Ibex Mother: Care to explain?
  • Fidget: Yeah, her magic is not so advanced, so it's best we got you out of here the old-fashioned way.
  • Freeloada: SURPRISE! (The ibexes exclaimed)
  • Mushu: WE SAID 'NOT TODAY'!!! (He blasted fire at him)
  • Max Cat: How the junk did you avoid a poot blast like that?!?
  • Freeloada:... I sneezed.
  • Max Cat: Oh, that'd do it.
  • Fidget: Well, let's see you fare when we attack altoge- (Freeloada punched him off the tower) AAA, WHOA, I CAN'T FLY!! I CAN'T FLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH!! (He crashed to the ground)
  • Ibex Child:... ARE YOU OKAY DOWN THERE?!?
  • (Fidget): (Speaks gibberish)
  • Ibex Child: WHAT?!?
  • (Fidget): I SAID...
  • Fidget: (From the ground) (Speaks he same gibberish)
  • Freeloada: "...... Oh I am TOO hungry for this shit. Okay assholes, being weak doesn't mean I can't still suck out your life forces. Granted, your basicly just scraps. But as someone who deals with enturnal hunger.... I'll take what I can get."
  • Icky: "Oh yeah? Well what if we just avoid you until you get too hungry to fight back."
  • Freeloada: "Oh-ho-ho! That won't work with me! The hungier I get, the more persistent I get."
  • Gricky: "Then how's about we give ya too much for you handle?"
  • Freeloada: "Ya would think that, but no. My body is designed to always regulate the power, engery, and lifeforce I absorb into a stedy influxiable stream that only serves to become my power. Making my body a beautiful temple of perfect. I could suck the entire world dry of it's natives' lifeforce..... And I just become stronger from that."
  • Mushu: "GREAT EMEPEROR OF CHINA, YOUR A MONSTER?!"
  • Freeloada: "Most original name I've been called much?"
  • Gricky: You know, pal, we are NOT the kind of idiots you'd wanna snack on. We have BAD personal hygiene.
  • Freeloada: Oh, please! Filth doesn't bother ME!
  • Gricky: Oh, REALLYYYY?!? Well, how delectable do you think THIS IS?!? (Shows him her ugly old-lady features as Freeloada couldn't help but feel disgusted) Or THIS?!? (Shows him Max Cat's parasites and ulcers, and Freeloada was twice as disgusted) Or THIS?!? (Shows him Creeper's naked and gross body, grossing out Freeloada even more) OR EVEN DELICIOUS THIS?!? (Shows him all the grotesque features of Mr. Whiskers shown throughout his show)...
  • Freeloada:... (He gets so sick, he vomits out literally all the lifeforce of those he drunk or absorbed essence from, rendering him so weak, he passes out)... You...... Make a good point.....
  • Gricky:... Just as I thought!
  • Icky:... Wow, Granny! Nice one!
  • Ibex Mother:... That was a little... Gross!
  • Gricky: Oh, quit yer' whining and be grateful we saved ya!
  • Ibex Mother: "My apologies. Just, didn't expect that one coming."
  • Icky: "Well that's what's makes the lougers unpredictable...... We are FAR from conventional."

A forest of Heilongjiang.

  • A gang of female deer are gathered in the forest.
  • Leader female deer: "Sisters of the trees, we have gathered here once again, to enjoy yhe serenity, of nature."
  • Sisters of the Trees deers: "Ahem."
  • Leader female deer: "Now, let's us praise the trees."
  • Hissing was heard.
  • Music starting to play as a green figure was showing up as plants died.
Ultraman Belial Toxic Love

Ultraman Belial Toxic Love

  • This was the green uniter hunter, as the end result of his song lead to the beautiful forests' death.
  • The Sisters of the Trees were horrorfived.
  • Leader female deer: "...... Why, creature? Why do this?"
  • Green Uniter Hunter: "Why, miss? Because, I, am Venomari. The Uniter Hunter of Toxins........ And I am gonna turn this place into a valley of toxic pain and misery. A wonderland of inhospitifulness..... And the glorious part? No one can stop me. Espeically not you tree huggers!"
  • Venomari's vines grabbed the shocked sisters of the trees as Venomari started to laugh!
  • Dingz was going to see Venomari, but the toxity of the land scared him off!
  • Dingz: "Safe to say, (coughs), Venomari's patrol pretty much ordenarity. (Flies off)."
  • Venomari notices Dingz leaving.
  • Venomari: ".... Guess I was too much for poor Dingz. (Laughs.)"
  • ???: HEY!! (The heroes arrive as Thundera cleared out much of the intoxicated air)
  • Thundera: I do NOT appreciate monsters disrupting the fragile precious nature of... Well... Nature!
  • Fluttershy: Yeah! What kind of cruel jerk do you think you are?
  • Venomari: (Chuckles) What? I was made to be an eco-terrorist, not an eco-activist! And it's DELICIOUS!
  • Palmon: You should be ashamed of yourself!
  • Venomari: Oh, I know NO shame of what I do! Now, I suggest you back off unless you care to suffer a CRUEL intoxication.
  • Spyro: You know we cannot do that! (He unleashes an earth-blast combined with Thundera unleashing a powerful amount of rainwater, purifying the intoxicated land as best as it can)
  • Batty: IT'S WORKING!!! IT'S WORKING!!!
  • Venomari: (He turns the rain into acid rain) POOF!
  • Thundera: OH, YOU HIJO DE PUTA!!! (Venomari turned into pure smoke, and spread out across the area as the heroes coughed and were blinded)
  • Pleakly: NO! THE LAND!! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
  • Venomari: Catch me if you can, Lodgers! When I'm finished, you'll have NOTHING left to defend on this worthless world! (Cackles)
  • Spyro: (The heroes got out of the smoke as they recovered with fresh air)...
  • Fluttershy:... These poor inhabitants! What'll we do?
  • Mimi: Well, only one thing TO do at this point! Palmon?
  • Palmon: With pleasure! (She Digivolves into her Megaform of Rosemon)
  • Rosemon: I WILL PUT THIS INSOLENT MONSTER IN HIS PLACE!!! ROSE VELVET!! (She covers the entire ground with thorny vines)
  • Venomari: HAH! You think that's going to stop me- (The vines wrapped around him) CLEVER FLOWER!!!
  • Rosemon: (She takes out various thorny vine whips and lashes at him with them) DISRESPECTING THIS GOOD WORLD WILL NOT BE TOLERATED!!!
  • Venomari: HAH! Is that all you got?
  • Rosemon:... BEAUTY SHOCK! (The vines shock him in an electrical charge)
  • Venomari: HEY-NANNEE-NANNEE-NANNEE-NANNEE-NANNEE!!! POINT TAKEN!!
  • Rosemon: Now to end this! ROSY CRADLE!! (Summons rosy petals that end up making Venomari sleepy as he does so)... It is done!
  • Mimi: WAY TO GO, ROSEMON!!
  • Batty: YEAH, YOU KICKED HIS BUG ASS!!!
  • Spyro: Now, we must get him back to- (Suddenly, Venomari ended up growing larger and more elaborately-stronger by poisoning all the thorns created by Rosemon, and feeding off of it, sighing in pleasure)
  • Thundera:... Ay dios mio!!!
  • Venomari: DID YOU THINK YOU BESTED ME SO EASILY?!?
  • Rosemon:... Clearly not! Time to step it up! (She turns into her Burst Mode)... THIS IS GOING TO HURT MORE THAN ANY THORN CAN POSSIBLY ACHIEVE!!!
  • Venomari: Bring it on, tree-hugger!
  • Rosemon: Charité!! (She uses the ability, wrapping it's long thorn vine whip at Venomari, and after constant struggling and toxic/nature struggles as well, Rosemon eventually triumphed when Venomari was reduced to his basic form again, weakening him, and causing an explosion of nature that, while not eliminating his toxic plant creations, purified China in life once again)... (Rosemon transformed back into Palmon)
  • Palmon:... THAT'S how it's done!
  • The sisters of the trees approuched the group.
  • Leader Deer: "You have our thanks, heroes. Nature will be forever grateful of this deed."
  • Fluttershy: "Your welcome."
  • Mimi: "And we'll be more then happy to make sure this toxic jerk never bothers anyone again."

A Village in Xizang.

  • (This music played)
Crash Bandicoot Wrath Of Cortex - Banzai Bonsai Music

Crash Bandicoot Wrath Of Cortex - Banzai Bonsai Music

  • Dingz was sivering.
  • Dingz: "BRRRRRRRRRR?! Why did that disinigrating snob came here? (Notices the village was relitively find).... And he didn't do anything to the village yet?..... That can't be good."
  • Dingz sees that the Blue Uniter Hunter was on top of a cliff above the village.
  • Dingz flew up and found the Blue Uniter Hunter.
  • Dingz: "..... Dustox, Mothlock wants to know on how your patrol is doing?"
  • Dustox: "(Sounding german and intelligent) It grew uneventual, so I desided to persue my exspearimentation on how to incrise productivity of my own powers. You see, by consintracting my power to destroy this cliff, I would cause a terrorable avalance and would trap the entire community under tons of snow. Isn't it fun to exspeariment with disinigration?"
  • Dingz: "...... Ya know, your basicly the same as Quakaro."
  • Dustox: "Ach, dorebil?! Nonsense! His powers of destruction is unsofisicated, undisaplened, boarish, and unsubtile! He leaves too many evidnece of his presence! I, in the other hand.... If I were to cause a dishastor..... You won't even know what hit you. (Chuckles). Now begone, you phathic lesser sub-being?! A genius, is at work!"
  • Dingz: "Ok, ok! You don't have to be rude. I mean, I know your evil, but get some humility, will you?"
  • Dingz flew off.
  • Dustox: ".... Ach. Annoying pest. Now, where was I?"
  • Dustox flew up, holding this staff, and measured the distence between the cliff and the village, as it was seen that the villagers were happy and content with their lives.
  • Dustox: ".... Ach..... The sooner I bury these primitive simpletons in megatons of unforgivingly cold snow, the better."
  • Dustox powered up his staff and readied himself to destroy the cliff.
  • Dustox: "One horrendus dishastor.... (Sinisterly) Coming up.... Or should I say.... DOWN?! (Laughs like a mad sciencetist?!)"
  • ???: HEY, CREEP!!! (The heroes appeared)
  • Dustox:... Oh, guten tag, misfits! I was just about to play Don't Break the Ice. It involves me removing great parts of these snow formations until they go plop. We were also gonna play 'Plop'. It has SIMILAR rules.
  • Starlight: Yeah? Well, when we're done, there'll be nothing left for you to remove.
  • Jumbaa: As weak as that was, I agree!
  • Dustox: (Chuckles) I hope you duckies brought your disintegration-proof vests!
  • Merlin: Oh, ha-ha-ha, a Looney Tunes reference! Well, you're STILL no better, German scum!
  • Dustox: (He unleashed disintegrative waves that Merlin shielded all the heroes from with his magic, the wave hitting all the mountains in the area causing avalanche)
  • Starlight: AW, CRAP!!
  • Kowalski: CRAP, CRAP, CRAP, CRAP!!!
  • Chaos: (He brushes all the snow in the avalanche away as it rained down as snow)... Your welcome!
  • Dustox:... Okay, it's clear I've gotta disintegrate all of you shweinhunds!
  • Starlight: (Laughs) Good luck with that, bug-boy! (Dustox unleashed a giant wave of energy that they defended themselves from with magic)
  • Guy on Mountain: RIIIIIIIICOLA- (As the blast disintegrated the entire mountain into tiny particles) -AAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRGGGGGGGHHHHHH!!! (He fell until Starlight sighed and teleported him safely to the ground)...
  • Starlight: Dude, are you ALWAYS this reckless?
  • Dustox: To be fair, the collateral damage would be at least 99.99% less greater if you all JUST HOLD STILL?! Now, FEEL THE COLD PAIN OF THE HIMALAYAS!!!
  • Dustox aims to fire again!
  • Starlight: "HOLD UP!? (Dustox does that)...... Your a smart individual. You sound like your an intelligent creature."
  • Dustox: "Ja. Ja. That I am. Back when I was once a mere rossian I was once of the smarter ones. I had a doctorate in physics and ecological resherch. But I wasn't appresiated in a world ruled by relijustus domkofts, so I gotten involved with Mothlock to see I can introduse proper science into Ross. Granted, the resulting evioment is abit of ze fixer-upper, but when science comes, why worry when we can have cloud cities?"
  • Starlight: Well... Is it pointless when he's basically been unable to do that for thousands of years. Why're you still serving him?
  • Dustox:... Because... He DID! (They were all surprised)... Though we are all evil here, let's be honest, if he didn't grant my wish at this point, would I STILL be serving him?
  • Starlight:... And?
  • Dustox: And I STILL serve him not just out of gratitude, but because we Dark Rossians owe it to him for all the good things his race brought to us. They give us a good life, we give them servitude. That's how it works.
  • Starlight:... Well, at least Mothlock isn't COMPLETELY void of standards.
  • Dustox: Now, if you doomkopfs are done wasting my time, I have a job to do! But if you STILL wanna fight me, then prepare to feel tickling taken to a WHOLE new level!!
  • Merlin:... Well, it'd be a nice change of pace.
  • Dustox:... Very well, then! (He charges up for an explosive disintegration attack) SAY GOODBYE TO THIS VALLEY!!!
  • B.O.B: Well, that doesn't seem very nice for a good-minded professor!
  • Dustox: OF COURSE NOT!!! I'M FICKEN EVIL!!!!
  • B.O.B: Well, consider your ass failing again, because we're gonna start kicking it.
  • Dustox: (He prepares to unleash his attack, and does so, but Merlin freezes time before it could damage anything, and absorbs it with his wand)... (Merlin restored time)... WHA?!?
  • Merlin: (He unleashes the absorbed energy as it blasted him all the way to Mount Everest as it crumbled to the ground)
  • Kowalski: EVEREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE- (The magic-users restored it)- Oh, never mind!
  • Rarity: Well... Is he dead?
  • Merlin: (Teleports Dustox to their feet)... Nope! He's ready for us to get out of here.
  • Dr. Cockroach: Well, good, because it's cold as balls out here!

Tian Shan Mountains, Xinjiang

  • A builder village is seen, as builders are seen making pointless monuments for their new dictator.
  • Dingz: (He flew there)... How... The f***... Do I keep showing up in each area in a split second?!? (Coughs) QUAKARO!!! MOTHLOCK SENT ME TO CHECK UP ON YOU!!!
  • Quakaro, the brown Uniter Hunter, was seen sitting on a makeswift throwne.
  • Quakaro: "Hey, Dingz. What brings ya to these neck of the woods."
  • Dingz: "As I said, I-"
  • Quakaro: "I already heard that last bit, capish? Well, tell the boss-moth that I'm busy practicing my destruction powers on whateva my new slaves build out. Then I'm gonna make them make stuff again only for me to destroy it again. Rince and Repeat, know what I'm sayin?"
  • Dingz: "..... Ya know..... Dustox doesn't appresiate your sytile."
  • Quakaro: "Well that's his problem. If that brainiac wants to needlessly complicate things, that's his business! Destruction may not be, "graceful" and all that fancy jazz, but it gets the job done! I take brute force and a big ka-boom over "subtily" anyday, whatever gets the job done. Your free to go, short-stuff."
  • Dingz: "Well, at least you weren't as bad as the others."
  • Quakaro: "Yeah, but guess who you have to go to now?"
  • Dingz: ".... (Gulp)..... I was afraid you would say that."
  • Dingz flew off.
  • Quakaro: ".... Nice fella, but abit on the cowerd-side. (To slaves) Hey chop-chop fellas, those monuments that I'll destroy anyway aren't gonna make themselves!"
  • A foremen came to Quakaro.
  • Foremen: "Uniter Hunter Quakaro, please allow us a break. We'll end up starving to death."
  • Quakaro: "Like I said before, you'll get a break when I'm done training! Now hustle, foremen! My want my target practice nice and ready!"
  • Foremen: "(Sighs depressively).... Yes sir."
  • Quakaro: "Hey, be glad I'm not like my brothers. Hatetor would make you people fight. Freeloada, that lazy parasite, would just take your lifejuice, Venomari that flamboyant fuckboy would poison ya, and I already talk trash about ol Doctor Dusty. And you do NOT wanna know what our red brother is like! At least I used my powers on the stuff, know what I'm saying? I at least treat yas like people, ya know? I'm not unreasonable."
  • ???: Oh, really? (The heroes arrived)
  • Shifu: Because it seems to me that this is mere slavery. And we all know how unforgivable THAT is. Clearly you are not much of a far cry from your brothers at all.
  • Quakaro: (Laughs) This coming from a guy who's from a world where slavery isn't even illegalized yet, ESPECIALLY since you're not even in the American Civil War yet.
  • Crane: Can we PLEASE not bring human history here? Plus, slavery IS illegal on this world because of the influence of the Imperial Council.
  • Quakaro: Dah, it's besides the point, mac! Point is, I get a real fight around here! I'm gonna smash you so hard, your children will be born disfigured- (Rico blasted him with a bazooka) OOOOOHHH!!! (He fell to the ground)
  • Foreman:... Yeah, we're outsies! (They ran off)
  • Deadpool: ALRIGHT, QUAKER!! PREPARE TO FALL HARDER THAN BLOCKBUSTER WHEN HE'S DRINKING!! (He punches Quakaro in the face) OH! (His hand was broken) OH-HO!... CANADA!!!... (Waves his broken hand around)... That's not good!
  • Skipper: Deadpool, PLEASE do not-
  • Deadpool: C***-SHOT! (He punches Quakaro in the crotch, and breaks his other hand) OOOHH!!! Oh, your poor wife!
  • Quakaro: Should I remind you that being the Hunter of Destruction means I'm literally invulnerable to physical attacks? Cause..... I'm getting the feeling that your the kind of guy that makes freeloada look like a damn genius.
  • Deadpool: Oh, nice try, I'll penetrate you sooner or later! (He walked around as his broken hands hung)... All the dinosaurs feared the T-Rex! (He spin-kicks Quakaro in the face as his foot broke and he exclaimed in slow motion as he fell to the ground) OHH!!
  • Pinkie: (Softly giggles to herself)
  • Deadpool: I PROMISE THIS GETS WORSE FOR YOU, BIG BOY!!!
  • Rainbow Dash: Oy, this is embarrassing! (As Deadpool rolled on the ground) Could you PLEASE leave this to the professionals?
  • Mantis: No, please, let him go! This is really funny!
  • Deadpool: (As he got up hopping on his only working leg) Ever hear of the one-legged man in the ass-kicking contest?
  • Quakaro: Do you have an off-switch, weirdo?
  • Deadpool: Yeah, it's right next to the prostate!... Or, is that the on-switch?
  • Quakaro: Okay, I'm done with you! (He punches him all the way off into the mountains as it fell on top of him)
  • (Deadpool):... I'M OKAY!!!
  • Shifu:... Yeah, like Rainbow said, let's leave it to the professionals.
  • Quakaro: You wanna fight? Then you've just given me the GREATEST opportunity of training I can afford!
  • Raindow Dash: "It might be more then you bargined for, buster!"
  • Quakaro: "I'll be the judge of that, girly lesbian horse!"
  • Rainbow Dash: WHY THE F*** DOES EVERYONES SAY THAT?!? JUST BECAUSE I HAVE RAINBOW HAIR, IT DOESN'T MEAN I'M GAY!!! Okay, buster, consider that the crossing of the line! SKIPPER, ON ME!!
  • Skipper: (They both charged in as their punching on Quakaro only sounded like a slap-fight, going on for 5 seconds until Quakaro grabbed their heads, and buried them deep in the dirt)
  • Rainbow Dash: FFFMMPPHHH!!!
  • Quakaro: Clearly, you need to listen to me! I AM UNPUNCHABLE!!! (He flies after them as they got into a crazy and earth-shattering battle as they were getting their butts kicked)
  • Fu-Xi: OWCH!... Geez, I haven't had THIS bad an ass-kicking since Goodfellow back in New Guinea! And that was just to deal with the bird-murders brought on by that brown tree snake Kina!
  • Shifu: Oh, yes, I remember when Goodfellow visited us that one time just to ask the whereabouts of Fu-Xi. And that was not too long after his water-poisoning incident. Apparently it reached Indonesia QUITE quickly.
  • Quakaro: TIME TO GO SNAP, YOU LITTLE MISFIT SCUM!!! (He punches the ground as it ended up causing the ground to break and create lava pits)
  • Rainbow Dash: ARE YOU S****** ME?!? WOULD YOU GIVE A PONY A BREAK?!?
  • Rico: (Blabbers wildly as he launched everything he had at him, yet it still did nothing)
  • Quakaro: (Laughs) That's HARDLY nothing compared to me!
  • Ginormica: Alright, time to get BIG! (She grows, and despite stepping in lava and falling on her rear in reaction to the burn, she got up and got ready to fight)
  • Quakaro:... A giant human? Heh, I've seen better!
  • Ginormica: Have they done THIS?!? (She knocked him into one of the mountains)
  • Quakaro:... VEGETA HITS HARDER THAN YOU, BIG GIRL!!!
  • Ginormica: (Growls angrily as Quakaro flew right back)
  • Quakaro: (He flew straight into Ginormica's chest)
  • Ginormica: HOOOOOOOOOOOOoooooooooo!!! (She fell with a loud tremor)
  • Quakaro: ALRIGHT, WHO'S NEXT?
  • Insectasaurus: (Roars loudly)
  • Quakaro: (Scoffs, an punches him in the stomach, weakening him into falling disorientated)... Again, WHO'S NEXT?!?
  • Mantis:... Anybody got any bright ideas?
  • Skipper:... We can always go Kim the Invincible on him and make him eat volatile food.
  • Shifu:... But there's no sulfur cake and soup.
  • Skipper:... Pinkie?
  • Pinkie: Eh, not the one who goes around worlds that much, so don't look at me.
  • Deadpool: (Teleported in) WHEW! That was crazy! At least the inhabitants of the nearby village were nice enough to offer sulfur cake and truffle soup. Sure it's icky, but I could REALLY use it.
  • Shifu:... Well, at least you made a GOOD friendship choice for the randomness HE goes through.
  • Quakaro: ALRIGHT, TIME TO DIE!!! (Cackles as he made the lava gush up around the heroes as they avoided the hot stuff)
  • Skipper: HEY! QUAKARO!!!... Are you feeling, you know... Hungry?
  • Quakaro:... Well... I guess so. Haven't had a good bite since we got here.
  • Pinkie: Because we have some NICE food for ya right HERE!
  • Deadpool: Wha? (Pinkie whispers in his ear)... Oh, now I see!
  • Quakaro: Well, thank you! (He takes them as he ate them both) Ahhhh! (Burps)! Hey, thanks. Ya know, for people that I still have to beat up for Mothlock, your not half bad. A shame I'm too professional to back down because of it though. Now how's about we go back to- (Feels his stomich glowing) Oh, OHHHHHH, ohhhhhhh. Wow, that's some strong stuff. Wow. Can we hold this up fer anotha day? I think I need to sit down.
  • Quakaro went back to this throwne and sat down.
  • Quakaro: "Ohhhhh, gees! And I thought italian meatballs give a big punch! Ohhhh, ohhhhhhh. OHhhhhhhhh! Ow! (Falls from the throwne and falls flat on his face) Ohhhhhh."
  • Pinkie: "Awww. He got a bellyache."
  • The Foremen and the workers return.
  • Foremen: "Thank you so much for saving us from Quakaro."
  • Rainbow Dash: "No need for thanks, just doing out job."
  • Shifu: "And now we'll just be about to escourt Quakaro from your village, and, to a nurse to mend his..... "Bellyache". It only seems fair that the worse he did was slavery and not flat-out abuse."
  • Deadpool: "Sounds fair. He wasn't as doughey as his bros though."

A cave in the islands of Hainan.

  • From below, tribal folk worship a fearsome statue around flame.
  • The Chiefen: "GREAT FEAR GOD?! WE FEARFULLY WORSHIP THE GROUND YOU GRACE?! WE WORSHIP YOU IN RETURN FOR BEING SPARED OF YOUR WRATH?!"
  • The Tribe began to chant.
  • Dingz arrived and landed on the cave enterence.
  • Dingz: "....... Wow, I'm, surprised he's not his worse here. (Enters the cave and gets creeped out.)..... Though I can clearly see that the cave is up to snuff with him."
  • Brooding voice: "Dear Dingzsssssssssssssssss."
  • Dingz paniced!
  • Dingz: "And he's still using the voice. Yeesh, no wonder the other hunters fear him! Hey...... Fearos....... I, came to ask on how're you doing on patrol?"
  • Brooding Voice: "That does not matter anymore. As you noticed, I gathered myself a private army of worshippers to protect me. Because, I have sensed that my brothers are being captured and defeated..... And inconvinently, after you have just left them."
  • Dingz: "(Gasps)! Oh Mothlock is NOT gonna like this?! He'll strangle me for this even when it's not my fault?!"
  • Brooding Voice: "Do not be discouraged, Dingz. When I defeat the ones asigned to me, I'll seek the heroes out and rescue my brotheren."
  • Dingz: "Fearos, we need to warn Mothlock and get Heartspawn support! I mean, if even Qaukaro with his streagth, Dustox with his smarts, Venomari's poison, Freeloada's appitaite and Hatetor's rage power, can beat these people, then, then, IT'S HOPELESS?!"
  • Brooding Voice: "No. This is something I must handle myself. I ask of you to stay and observe, to show you that I am leader of the Uniter Hunters for a reason. You will see my power, first hand. Afterwords, recovering my brothers should be no large feat afterwords."
  • Dingz: "(Gulp).... Ok, if, you say out. I'm gonna watch out for early signs to be safe."
  • Brooding Voice: "Do what you feel is nessersary, Heartless Folk. But rest assured...... They are no consinquence."
  • Dingz nerviously bows and flew off to serve as eyes in the sky.
  • Brooding Voice: ".......When I am done with these heroes..... They'll be as afraid as he is. (Laughs, as red eyes glowed in the cave.)

Tribe Village.

  • Dingz lands in it, and is confronted by the chief.
  • The Chief: "You friend of fear god?"
  • Dingz: ".... Well, friend's a strong word, but, I am concerned for him, because, well, there's some people from the outside that are after him."
  • The Chief: "Outsiders threaten fear god? Then we defend fear god! Warriors will hunt down outsiders!"
  • Dingz: "You really don't need to, he is capable to defend himself."
  • The Chief: "True, but it never hurts to protect what belongs to the tribe of Hainan! Outsider threats no tolerate!"
  • Dingz: "Well, thanks, anyway, I guess, I'll, help look out for them."
  • Dingz flew off as the Chief was seen barking his orders.
  • Dingz: "Oh what did I just inadvertingly do? Why must I encourage this?"
  • Dingz lands on a tree and looks around.
  • Dingz: "Ok, just, sit about, and look out for the heroes. No big deal. It's not like they'll suddenly nab me before I even finish this sent-"
  • Cynder: (She suddenly nabs him) YOU HAVE ANY IDEA WHAT YOU JUST DID?!?
  • Dingz: NOT MY FAULT, NOT MY FAULT, NOT MY FAAA-HAAA-HAAA-HAAA-HAAAAULLLT!!! It was an accsident! I didn't think the chief would take me seriously!
  • Twilight: Cynder, please! Ling told us about the tribe that Fearos enslaved through his nightmare-inducing powers. Also, it's possable that Fearos sensed that the other Uniter Hunters got contained and told Dingz to take advantage of his.... Lack of proper tact. Also, judging from this tribe and how recently they made that totum...... They've been like this for a while, and he's easily frightened even General Lu Bode.
  • Peng: Indeed. This world's version of the non-fictional guy is WAY cooler than him. As the warlord leader of this island, let's just leave helping this tribe to the ones MORE QUALIFIED!
  • Lian: Well, given that they think Fearos is a god, they'll accuse us of heresy, and try to kill us.
  • Si: They will do no such thing if we say the right words.
  • Am: Indeed. Plus, they're bound to listen to us cats since we established they're PRETTY pure animals.
  • Peng: But let's think about that when we bring up Pang Bing! He DOES work for Mothlock, so he HAD to have thought that through and made them fear cats.
  • Si/Am:... Curses!
  • Uncle Waldo: Oh, of COURSE they'd do that! Yeesh! Villains these days don't know how to play fair!
  • Cynder: Let's just wing it and do what we can, okay? If we just ignore them and take on Fearos, that'll only proceed to make us look bad to the rest of the country. It's only fair to not cause them mass hysteria. So we're going down there, and that's final.
  • Twilight: I agree. And since Dingz made us look bad, HE'S going to help us, too!
  • Dingz:... B-B-B-But I'm just a messenger!
  • Cynder: So was Zeng of the Jade Palace, but he DID have a hand in helping Po with an old friend of Shifu's. I'm sure you'll be no different in that regard. Now, stop whining and help us do our job in saving this world from being destroyed just to satisfy some monster's villainous desires.
  • Dingz: And, hypertheicly speaking, mind you, if I don't play along?
  • Peng: Gee, I dunno, maybe you'll be accused of being responsible for a crazy misunderstanding that lead to a crazy crime, and you get fired, or worse, hunted down.
  • Dingz:... Okay!
  • Cynder: Now, come on! (They head on down to the tribe, but were quickly met with spears in the face!)
  • Lian: "....... I, don't think negosiations are possable, Cynder."

Later.

  • The Group are tied to a tree as the tribe is prepared to set a bonfire.
  • Chief: "For crimes of heresy, you go burn now! Set wood to flame, for the fear god!"
  • Some tribal warriors readied to set the surrounding wood to flame.
  • Si: "I, think it's safe to say that we don't have it good with these people."
  • Am: "No we do not, sister."
  • Cynder: "..... Ok, you people want to be like this? FINE?!"
  • Cynder turned into Avatar Cynder, broke free of the bonaged and roared!
  • Chief: "..... New plan. TURN TAIL AND RUN?!"
  • The tribe ran away screaming!
  • Twilight: "..... Well, so much for being on their good side."
  • Dingz tried to sneak away.
  • Avatar Cynder: "Ohhh no you don't?! You owe us for the entire islander community now afraid of us?!"
  • Dingz: "Actselly..... They were the Chi Cken Shi Teeki tribe...... They're, afraid of everything. Fearos doesn't even have any big enfluence over them, he, just so happened to match their fear god. Why, they, propbully still would've treated you guys poorly even if I didn't say anything?"
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  • The group face-palmed themselves.
  • Lian: "NOW YOU TELL US?!"
  • Dingz: "..... (Sighs)..... Now you people know why everyone back in the land of prosperity picks on me and my brother Wingz. Heck, togather, we're Wing-Dings! Everyone always pushes us around and called us names! It's bad enough that even fellow Heartless Folk looked down on us. Now, even the heroes think I'm a joke...... Ok, fine, I know when I'm not wanted anymore. I'm going."
  • Dingz tries to fly away, crying like Zeng, sobbing and honking, as the heroes look back.
  • Twilight: "..... Dingz, wait."
  • Dingz: "You don't need to say anything. I know what it is. That your glad that your gonna be rid of me."
  • Cynder: Well, after hearing the crap you put up with in this 'Land of Prosperity', why should we? And quite frankly, I don't like that this tribe is a literal tribe of every cowardly cartoon character we know. And like them, it wouldn't be fair to leave them like that. They NEED to learn to not be manipulated by Fearos. It doesn't matter if they're so cowardly they'd rather be left avoided, even WE have our own standards.
  • Dingz:... You... Mean that?
  • Uncle Waldo: Well, yeah! It's okay to be scared, but it's NOT okay for that to be an excuse to call these guys the scum of this island. (As the tribe watched)
  • Twilight: Exactly. And I guess the best way to start is to first tell them that their 'god' is merely a Uniter Hunter who had done all but indulge on their cowardly edges and easily be one of those who are dubbed gods. And THAT'S quite an unforgivable million-year-old crime that's been done for as long as the UUniverses have known about each other. If we just beat Fearos and leave them alone, what's to say history won't repeat itself?
  • Dingz:... That's... Actually, a good point. Why should we let these poor guys get bossed around because they're too chicken-s***** to even stand up for themselves? Hell, I bet Lu Bode is bound to do the same in the future. We DO need to help them.
  • ???: About that... (The tribe came out)
  • Chief:... You don't have to. It took us until your arrival to realize the errors of our ways. And trust us, it's not OUR fault we're like this. We've been like this for a LONG time. You see, our community has ALWAYS worshipped fear gods, ESPECIALLY when we believed that they literally slayed the other Chinese Gods that protect the land. We thought China was under siege by evil for EONS and thus, we had a philosophy that we only looked out for each other. But all that you said... Proved us wrong. China is CLEARLY prosperous, and Lu Bode only temporarily confirmed our fears.
  • Peng:... Well... I guess that DOES happen when you seclude yourself for THIS long.
  • Chief: And let's be frank here, we were ABOUT to lose hope entirely in a few more years. Nothing exciting had happened to us in CENTURIES. We've ALWAYS lived in the shadows like chickens... Which is literally what we are. But thanks to some hope, we realize that there IS hope, and even a CHICKEN is not always cluck and run away and occasionally peck some poor bastard's eyes out. So... I must say... Thank you.
  • Cynder:... You.. You're welcome?
  • Chief:... So... Can you help us do something in return for sparing you? Can you take that false god out of our community? And afterwards, if Lu Bode DOES torment us, you can bet that we'll pluck his eyes out and crucify him as a GREAT monument of bravery.
  • Lian: Okay, let's NOT go TOTALLY overkill. You may be a tribal community, but you DO need to do more than nut up. We'll get rid of Fearos for you, and then you can all live happily ever after and FINALLY away from fear. Hell, you can name yourselves Chi Cken Shi Teeti for not being cowards, but... Well...
  • Uncle Waldo: BECAUSE YOU S*** ON YOUR OPPONENTS AND HAVE THEM BEG FOR MERCY! (Chuckles)
  • Chief:... Duly noted.

From the cave.

  • Brooding Voice: "(Sighs)..... The mortals, I shouldn't be too surprised. But Dingz? Oh how will the former goose brother cope with such news? A matter for due time. I may as well, give them a proper, Fearos welcome."
  • The Red shadowy silluette started to create fear engery winged creatures.
  • Brooding Voice: "Go meet my visitors, nightmarians, and sent them right into where I have absolute ahurtity."
  • The red engery creatures walked out.

Near the enterence.

  • Peng: "We're almost there. This could actselly turn out to be-"
  • The Red Engery Creatures flew out and ambushed the group!
  • Lian: "TOO SOON, PENG?!"
  • The Creatures suddenly placed them all in a sleep!
  • Dingz paniced as the creatures grabbed him!
  • Dingz: "Stupid, stupid stupid, I should've warned them about the Nightmarians?!"
  • ???: "It's good you failed in that."
  • The Red Uniter Hunter, Fearos, arrived.
  • Fearos: "Now, I can fight them in a realm of my designed, and without the limits of reality. Cause in my world. Horrors are true."
  • Fearos turned into red enegry and fazed into team red.

Nightmare Realm.

  • Twilight, Cynder, and Peng are seen on their own.
  • Cynder: ".... I, guess it's safe to say that Dingz failed to warn us about Fearos being full of surprises."
  • Twilight: "To be fair, it only makes sense that the more fearsome is also the most stragtigitc. He clearly won't be the most fearsom of the Hunters if he was so easy to get."
  • Peng: "Well, he's only delaying the ineditable..... Albeit, it's quite a delay, but still! He's no different then any other fear master! We just bravely stand up to whatever he casts on us, and his power fails."
  • Fearos' voice: "That would only work so well, if you were in reality. But here..... The fears that I create, are real enough to KILL?!"
  • Red fog appears around the trio.
  • Malefor, Tai Lung, and Pitch Black all came out.
  • Malefor: "Oh look. Cynder and without Spyro. (Evil laughter)..... What a golden oppertunity."
  • Tai Lung: "You won't escape me this time, Nefpew. Our family name will be restored!"
  • Pitch Black: "Hello, Sparkle! I still haven't let go of our, encounter. I really did missed you.... But my aim has gotten better."
  • Twilight: ".... Okay, some of our worse personal foes. An albeit clever stragity, but we can still fight them if not use bravery to defeat them."
  • Fearos' voice: "Oh, that is where you are mistaken, Cynder. In my world, your powers and skills are at their weakest. So no Avatars, no spells, and not even kung fu. You are helpless to me."
  • Twilight: "...... Yipe."
  • Peng: "Oh this is not good!"
  • Cynder: "And it gets worse."
  • Ptich, Malefor, and Tai Lung closed in on the powerless trio.
  • Fearos's voice: "Any final words before fear consumes you?"
  • Cynder: Yeah!... You have left us nothing left to fight for! So, go ahead, and kill us!
  • Fearos:... Seriously?
  • Twilight: Do you seriously think we're still vulnerable to them as we are in the past? Why do you think we volunteered to go after you? We have had SO much experience with fear because of INDECENT AND CONSTANT EXPOSURE TO IT, we learned to get used to it. I have ALWAYS feared black magic, and have sworn it off countless times. But even after trying to avoid it, people like Pitch and Sombra make it EASY for me to be so scared, I can eventually crack. I've had WEAK moments, yes, but that doesn't mean I can't learn from them. Yes, it's easy for opponents to use fear against us. I have specific fears including disappointing Celestia because of how much of a motherly figure she was, and saying that I was no longer her faithful student is like a mother disowning her son... IF HE WAS THREE!!! It SHATTERS a pony, both physically and MENTALLY! Nobody wants to go through that, and had that actually been true, I would've become WORSE than Sombra. And I know, because I was ACTUALLY in a universe where I WAS denounced as Celestia's student, and I ended up being the NEWEST public menace to Equestria since Pitch. Fear and hate are something ALL of us try to avoid because it does HORRIBLE things to us. It turns us into something we're not. And you wish to do that to not just us, but those innocent people in that tribe! So no, we REFUSE to heed to fear.
  • Cynder: And ME?!? I have lived with fear and hate ALL MY LIFE!!! I was tortured, mind-controlled, psychologically scarred, and changed into a MONSTER by the first of a legendary dragon breed who, despite being just like Spyro in his past, STILL shared a fate that Spyro himself would NEVER reach, ESPECIALLY since he knows what powers like his can do. I have been mentally-scarred and scared of my future even BEFORE Spyro freed me from corruption for the first time. I was scared to even share a romantic relationship with him, even after I fully admitted my feelings for him after we saved the Dragon Realms. But you know what happened afterward? We had each other for a brief moment, and we DID consider each other more than just friends. But you wanna know what made us agree to not bother with a romantic relationship? Because of our pasts! I was mentally scarred into being a pawn for a sadistic disgrace to a legendary dragon breed. And Spyro? He was raised with curiosity to the world outside his homeland, and when learning of his true heritage, AND what people like Malefor went through, then we feared that a romantic relationship would have far more negative consequences than just being happy with each other's company. We still love each other, yes, but we can't just agree to become a couple in an environment like THAT! Relationships have not been flawless, and never CAME flawless. Relationships can do harm as much as it can do good. We must wait until a more prosperous time, or at an appropriate age, before we agree to even get married. Relationships MUST be given utmost caution, otherwise we would be scared that possible offspring would suffer a far worse fate than both of us. So, yes, I REFUSE to let myself be scared of the likes of you.
  • Peng: And ME?!? I'm sure you know DAMN well what it was like to learn of what kind of villain my uncle was, AND to learn that my family started out as bandits. When I was scared of being just like Tai Lung when I was SO easily mind-warped by a powerful relic, I thought it was dangerous to do something useful with my skills. Going through ALL those harsh truths, is just about enough to scare me as much as whatever Twilight and Cynder went through. But, you wanna know what made me forget all that?
  • Fearos: Oh, what, Lian?
  • Peng: Not just her! But I learned that Kung Fu is NOT something that should easily be passed. Kung Fu has done MORE good than it did harm. The only reason Kung Fu is used for bad, is because it's used by bad people. Like fear and hate, corruption is a choice, and all we have to fear is not JUST fear itself, but also all the things it creates. It's so EASY to let yourself be scared, and it's literally our first instinct, and the FIRST thing that comes up, when someone is confronted with danger and change. Fear, Hate, Anger, and Evil! That's how it works. But when Lian came and told me about Kung Fu being useful for not just justice, but as self-defense and thus we opened our own fight club DESPITE it's outlawed status, I realized that I was doing nothing BUT fearing what I was gonna be. At that point, I realized I was in a self-defeating situation. If I feared I was gonna be evil, it would lead to the risk I WOULD be despite me trying my hardest to avoid it. Kung Fu is not something to be scared or ashamed of, no matter how it is used. I now have a GREATER purpose in life than what my uncle did to ruin himself. So yes, I REFUSE to be scared, too. So stop stalling, and KILL US!
  • Fearos:...
  • Cynder:... We're waiting!
  • Fearos: "........ If you think I'm gonna lose focus because of refuseal to be afraid, your msitaken. Though taken aback, it doesn't make my desire to punish you harder. If anything, your sueisideal demands just makes things easy for me. Finish them."
  • Pitch, Malefor, and Tai Lung get closer.
  • Cynder: And THAT'S another thing! We know these three, and they consider us WAY too valuable to kill. Tai Lung wants Peng to join him on his evil crusade and has had problems trying to kill him before, Pitch only thinks of Twilight in the same way the Joker does with Batman, AND Malefor only views me as a GOOD scapegoat. They TRULY don't wish for us to die.
  • Fearos:... What about-
  • Cynder: Malefor only intended to kill me during my battle with him and Spyro because, well, he wanted for me to become a Darkspawn and serve him, eternally. Aside from that, nothing.
  • Fearos:... I... I... I...
  • Peng: Face it, Fearos, you have no power over us, EVEN in your own fear realm. And we're lucky Pinkie taught us the sure-fire way to kill our fears.
  • Fearos:... YOU... INSOLENT... LITTLE- (The three laughed their fears off as they popped away)... (Growls angrily, and transports them back to the real world)

Real World

  • Fearos: (As they appeared back) YOU KNOW WHAT?!? YOUR BLISSFUL BRAVERY WILL NOT HINDER AN OBSTACLE AGAINST ME!! I'LL HAVE TO DO THIS THE OLD-FASHIONED WAY! (He casts a mental spell on them) SEE HOW YOU LIKE THAT?! (Despite struggling at first, they resisted it and snapped out of it in only 5 seconds)...
  • Cynder: And another thing, at this point, it's hard to get to us with a mental spell. Twilight knows occlumency, I've learned some amateur yet effective knowledge of it myself, and Peng is used to fear so much, even HE is hard to intimidate even with a simple mental attack. You're POWERLESS against us.
  • Fearos:... (Screams so much, he ends up knocking himself out by accident)
  • Uncle Waldo:... Well... That was too easy. Is Shen sure these Uniter Hunters are suppose to be serious business and whatnot?
  • Twilight: "I guess he was never given the chance to understand failure for the first time. Accepting that you failed is a hard thing to cope with."
  • Cynder: "Well, at least we caught Fearos, and gotten one of the heartless folk who is likely to know everything about what is going on.... Though, based on what he is, I can already guess at least half of it."
  • Dingz: "...... Wait, your, holding on to me?"
  • Lian: "Don't take it personally, but we can't risk you ending up back in Mothlock's hands."
  • Dingz: "I get that, but, what about my brother? He's still there! If they found out that I went deserter, they're gonna hurt Wingz over it!"
  • ???: Then we're going to the Land of Prosperity! (The other heroes arrived with the restrained Uniter Hunters)
  • Shifu: Yes! You see, even Oogway had trouble locating the Valley of Prosperity because of strange reasons.
  • Dingz:... If it helps, it's probably because Mothlock slayed all the Chi Masters until Master Sun Bear came.
  • Shifu: And Sun Bear, he's another story. He's actually the great grandfather of Xinshi, and I owed it to him to search for his great grandfather, especially since he's a Chi Master that was missing for years. Now, I think I may've found him.
  • Icky: Wait, it's been a long time since I saw the new episodes, so... Who's Xinshi?
  • Po: The messenger and Shifu's friend whom me and Zeng had to save from Temutai since he did something to him to make him have a grudge against him, ESPECIALLY since Zeng had little confidence in himself since he quit.
  • Icky: OH, yeah, the guy who made Shifu laugh until he squirt tea from his nose. He's related to this Sun Bear guy?
  • Shifu: AND a former Chi student of Oogway until he left to do great things with his Chi. So, we must go there not just for Mothlock, but for Xinshi.
  • Lord Shen: But keep in mind we MAY need to stick to the shadows. We just need to have Dingz here serve as our double-agent until it's safe to come in.
  • Shifu: Indeed. ESPECIALLY since it's been years since Xinshi last met his great grandfather, and I'd estimate he doesn't have much left, and is soon to leave his position to some... Protégé.
  • Dingz: If by 'protégé', you mean his adopted son Tsin Shu the Tanuki, and HIS own Kung Fu team the Fearsome Five, then yeah, I guess so.
  • Deadpool: 'FEARSOME Five'? Isn't that the name the Nostalgia Critic keeps misreading when he refers to the Furious Five in his KFP reviews?
  • Tigress: Besides the point. We NEED to go to this Valley. With the Uniter Hunters out of the picture, it's safe for us to go to the next phase of our plan.
  • Twilight: Yes.

Land of Prosperity, by a suriving peach tree.

  • Sun Bear was slowly walking up to where Fa, Gazelle and Pang Bing were.
  • Sun Bear: "I see you three found the sacred peach tree of eturnal happiness."
  • Fa was seen with her mouth full of peaches.
  • Pang Bing: "..... SPIT THEM OUT, YOU FAT IDIOT?!"
  • Pang Bing smacks Fa in the back with her staff, causing her to projectile out the peaches into a very large pile!
  • Fa: ".... I'm sorry, Master Sun Bear. I thought they were.... Normal peaches."
  • Sun Bear: "I understand. You eat, when you are upset."
  • Fa: "Hey, did my Mayor Zhen told you that?"
  • Sun Bear: "It's actselly mostly a guess."
  • Gazelle: "Well, we're sorry about the peaches, Sun Bear. It's just..... Master Tsin and the Fearsome Five, don't have very good expectations for her. Not even that nice male tiger."
  • Sun Bear: "That can't be helped when they are concerned about her ability."
  • Fa: ".... Why wouldn't they? For all my life, I'm mainly just some clumsy assisent to Miss Zhen. I mean, why shouldn't they be concerned? I probuly sucked more today then I did everyday in my life, more then anyone. In the history of the land.... In the history of China.... IN THE HISTORY of sucking!"
  • Sun Bear: "There had been worse."
  • Fa: "I mean, the five! They think I'm just gonna get hurt or killed! They look at me like I'm just gonna be another skull for Voidheart to add in his collection!"
  • Sun Bear: "Can't say I blame them."
  • Fa: "And why wouldn't they? I'm not like them! I have no claws, no fangs, no venom, no wings! Even Spider has her...... Butt Silk!"
  • Pang Bing: "Why did you had to pronounce it like that?"
  • Fa: "..... Let's face it...... I should quit before Voidheart comes here."
  • Sun Bear: "..... You know Fa..... The Dragon Warrior once has his same doubts."
  • Fa:... He did?
  • Sun Bear: Yes. When he was in YOUR shoes when he was inexplicably chosen to be Dragon Warrior, my friend Oogway did all he could to get him up on his feet. And you wanna know what he said? He simply said that yesterday is history, tomorrow is a mystery, but today... Is merely a gift. Why do you think it's called the 'present'?
  • Fa:... I guess... I guess that makes sense.
  • Sun Bear: And he did well in his days living in the Jade Palace as a good defender of his adopted homeland. As far as I could tell, he was like you. Yet he had no idea he was adopted until he was 20. His family was attacked by the Prince of Gongman City because he feared a panda was going to defeat him according to a soothsayer. Luckily, he defeated him with inner peace. And that wasn't enough. After so many adventures, including one where he rescued my great grandson, Xinshi, many of which he had a handful of hands in... (Chuckles)... He FINALLY learned of his heritage as his father survived Lord Shen's attack, and saved his Panda Village from infamous Chi Parasite and Oogway's former brother-in-arms General Kai the Collector. He was named as Oogway's successor because when he chose Po as the Dragon Warrior, he saw GREAT potential in him. And as a panda, I sense equal potential in you. I may not know of YOUR lineage, but what's not to say you can master Chi just as well as the Dragon Warrior?
  • Pang Bing:... He's right. Plus, Po's more than a hero of this world. He's a member of OTHER heroes outside this world. And he's actually working on stopping Mothlock to this very moment. And he could USE help like yours.
  • Fa:... I don't really know.
  • Sun Bear: Just think about it. Like I said, tomorrow is a mystery. (He whacks the tree and peach falls in her hand)
  • Fa complincates about things......

Elsewhere.

  • Children are seen being escourted to cells as Voidheart stood at the center of the Darkness Ooze Rig.....
  • Voidheart: "........I look forword in making an exsample out of that wrench soon......"
  • A taller Heartspawn came in.
  • Voidheart: "Major Creeps, I want you to prepare the biggest army in our disposal. We're going after a Panda...... And the Uniter."
  • Major Creeps: "I'll get it ready as soon as the next 24 hours, sir."
  • Voidheart: "Good......"
  • Major Creeps left, as Voidheart grinned.
  • Voidheart: "I'm coming for you....... She-Panda......"

By morning.

  • The morning dong was heard, as Tsin was at the hallway, greated by the Fearsome Five.
  • The Fearsome Five: "GOOD MORNING MASTER?!"
  • Tsin looks at the last room.....
  • Tsin: "..... Uniter? Pang Bing? MISS FA?!"
  • Tsin kicks the door open!
  • Tsin: "WAKE UP?!........"
  • The room was empty.
  • Tsin: "...... Well...... It's happened..... Lasted longer then I thought, but..... It's happened."

On the way to the lake.

  • Spitting Cobra: "Master, no one has ever quited the Chi Masters before, this is unpresidented."
  • Tsin: "Perhaps it's for the best. Her absince will discourage Voidheart from wanting to come here, and the village will be safe for another day. At least the Mayor won't have to worry about-"
  • Tsin face got surprised as a CLANG sound effect was heard, as it was seen that Fa was doing a split keeping Gluttotank's jaw's open as Gazelle tried to help her out, with Pang Bing face-palming all the way.
  • Tsin: "WHAT'S GOING ON HERE?!"
  • Gazelle: "..... Uh, this, isn't what it looks like?"
  • Pang Bing: "Gazelle, save yourself from the embarrisment and admit defeat."
  • Fa: "Uh, Master Tsin, how's, it going?"
  • Tsin: "....... Gluttotank is giving you trouble again?"
  • Fa: "Uh, no, I, just offered him a free dental check-up, and-"
  • Pang Bing: "Yeah the fish beast is trying to eat her again."
  • Fa: "D'oh."
  • Tsin: "..... Help them."
  • Heron: ".... Say no more."
  • Heron walked up, and kicked Gluttotank in the eye!
  • Gluttotank: "OW?! (Fa gets free) SON OF A BITCH?!"
  • Fa blams into Gazelle, as she awkwordly gets up.
  • Fa: ".... Ohhhhh..... Thanks for that Heron."
  • Heron: "Don't mention it."
  • Fa: "No really, I-"
  • Heron: "I meant litterally. Gluttotank is usually not a problem to Chi Masters and the people don't need to know that any one of them nearly became Heartless Folk fishfood. You dig?"
  • Fa: ".... Oh."
  • Tsin: "You see why we only accept the best. (Picks up the shocked Gluttotank) It takes years, to put creatures like this in their place (Tosses Gluttotank in the air as he screams) And years longer, (snaps his fingers as Tiger leaped up into the air), to do it without them being able to get you! (Tiger kicks Gluttontank back into the tainted lake!)"
  • Fa: "Awwwwweeesome!"
  • Tiger landed back down and looked at Fa.
  • Tiger: ".... I always had that effect on ladies."
  • Tiger walks off, as the teeth of Gluttotank fell around Fa. One of them bonking her on the head, of which she tries to pick up.
  • Pang Bing: "PUT THAT DOWN, YOU IDIOT (Smacks Fa with her staff)! That fish monster might come back for those!"
  • Tsin: "Not just that, Pang Bing..... The only soviners we collect here, are battle scars, and arrowwounds."
  • Fa: "Duhhhh..... We WEAR armor for that, right?"
  • Tsin: "Physical protection is redunent, when Chi, becomes your armor."
  • Fa: "Well why not properly train me then and none of that, making me learn from exspearience crap! I'm obviously not as easy to train as them!"
  • Tsin: "...... Then let's begin."

Training Grounds.

  • Fa was facing off with Spitting Cobra.
  • Spitting Cobra: "Are you ready?"
  • Fa: "Wait, what're the ground rules firs-" (She gets her butt lashed at)
  • Spitting Cobra: Wait, didn't we tell you those before?
  • Fa:... That... That actually felt good! And no, not the pain, that's totally masochist to say. I simply like the ACTION! Let's go again!
  • Tsin:... Oy! (He snaps)

Later...

  • Heron: I'll try and go easy on you, sugar!
  • Fa: Bring it on! (She ends up clumsily falling into the training equipment again trying to tackle her) AAAHHHH!!!

Later...

  • Baboon: Okay, Fa, are you ready?
  • Fa: I was BORN ready!!! (She ends up getting tackled multiple times as Baboon whacks her with his staff) Ooooh-ho-ho-ho!!! (She falls dizzy)... I can sleep late, Mom, it's not a school day!
  • Tiger:... You SURE she's not a masochist?
  • Tsin: Either way, there's more coming. (He snaps)

Later...

  • Spider: (She literally uses her web in a similar fashion to how Spider-Man would fight, wrapping Fa up and beating her up and about until she collapses)... If you thought you could step on me so easily, DO remember I AM a jumping spider.
  • Fa:... Awesomeness! It's SO cool to get the snot beaten out of you guys.
  • Tsin:... Okay, you're right, she IS a masochist. I'll see if I can provide a good enough challenge.
  • Fa: Oh, okay! I guess your well-endowed balls will-
  • Tsin: And before you bring up that detail about my species' folklore, just know that it is ONLY folklore! Now, do NOT embarrass yourself AND me with that, and step forth! (The two began to fight, with Tsin overwealming her) THE KEY TO VICTORY IS TO IDENTIFY YOUR OPPONENT'S WEAKNESS, AND TAKE ADVANTAGE OF IT! TAKE HIS STRENGTH AND USE IT AGAINST HIM, UNTIL HE QUITS!!
  • Fa: OH, DON'T WORRY ABOUT ME, MASTER TSIN! I WILL NEVER QUIT- (Tsin kicks her down the stairs as she bounced all the way down)
  • Tiger:... Ouch! And something tells me that even after that, she'll still come back.
  • Baboon: Most likely. But hey, you gotta admit, that was pretty funny. At least she's great for comedic value.
  • Spitting Cobra: I don't understand how she won't quit so easily.
  • Spider: (Chuckles) I'll tell you what she WON'T quit doing: Bouncing! (Chuckles)
  • Spitting Cobra: Oy! Someone PLEASE bring her back up.
  • Gazelle and Pang Bing came up as the Fearsome Five went down the stairs.
  • Gazelle: "(Sighs)..... Even when I expected this when I heard how Po had the same problem, this is not going well."
  • Pang Bing: "And I doubt that since Fa is an assistent to a govermental figure, I doubt that she's a cook, so it's not like you can build these masters a dinner with this in mind...."
  • Gazelle: "(Gets an excited face as an eviomentally friendly lightbulb appeared). THAT'S IT! (Grabs Pang Bing and hugs her)! Pang Bing, you smart kitty! I learned some great cooking skills from Hecktor so I can care for myself when he isn't around! I'll make them a great asian quizene that'll ease their feelings about Fa!"
  • Pang Bing: "..... Why did I had to encourage you!"
  • Gazelle: "Quick, to the kitchen!"
  • Gazelle ran off, holding Pang Bing to find the Shrine's kitchen.

Later...

  • Fa: (As Spider gave her acupuncture) AYAAAHH!! OUCHIE-WOUCHIE!! I thought you said acupuncture would make you feel better!
  • Spider: Oh, it will. Sometimes it's hard to do it on a panda considering it's hard to find the right nerve points considering your-
  • Fa: Fat?
  • Spider:... Furry. I was gonna say, furry.
  • Fa: Oh, sure!
  • Spider: "Ok, I'll admit I haven't been as nice to you as I should. We haven't been. But to be fair, this is the first time we have a panda chi master HERE in the "Land of Propsperity". We're just, not sure if you even half like Po and the Panda villagers. I mean, it's possable that not all Pandas are automatic Chi Masters."
  • Spitting Cobra: "True, but it never hurts to be open-minded."
  • Spider: "I get ya girlfriend, I get ya. I mean, the nerve of me to judge people based on size. I mean, I'm a spider for crying out loud! If anything, it shouldn't even be possable for me to even get this far! Now look ar me."
  • Fa looks the wrong way.
  • Spider: ".... Over here! (Pokes Fa and causes her to yelp)!"
  • Spitting Cobra: "Look, if it's any consolation, nobody hates you here. We're, just worried that your existence, may be shorten when Voidheart comes."
  • Fa: I know, I know, your afraid that I'm gonna be a slam dunk for that heartspawn jerk! I get it! But..... You guys could've had more faith in me.... Espeically Master Tsin...... (Sighs)... You know, I think that, given all THAT, he's TRULY dedicated to try and get rid of me.
  • Spider: Yeah, I know. But sometimes, he can't help being so rough. He does that to ALL of us. Comes with Kung Fu training. He IS from Japan after all. But from what I read, his species IS native to China as well. He learned that during one of his outside missions. Bottom line, he's not ALWAYS like that.
  • Spitting Cobra: Believe it or not, he HAS smiled one or twice.
  • Fa: HAH! I'll believe that when pigs fly.
  • Spider: "Then wait until you hear about the Chi-Wing Hogs of Ju-Ki Provience!"
  • Fa: ".... What I mean about that is, he really does?! He kinda looks like the extremely stern type!"
  • Spitting Cobra: Oh, it's true. But that was before... Well...
  • Tiger: (Comes in) Before meeting his true family in Japan.
  • Heron: Uh, Tiger, didn't Tsin say not to talk about that?
  • Tiger: Well, if she's going to stay, I see no reason why she shouldn't know. Besides, Spitting and Spider were pretty much gonna expose anyway, so holding the veil of secretcy is clearly out of the question.
  • Fa: Well... Aside from what I HEARD about tanukis and not just their limitations to Japan, I guess meeting his family WAS quite satisfying. I mean, I should know. I never knew MY biological parents either. But learning about their legacy as Chi Masters DOES make me a little excited. So, surely... (As Tiger approached him)... His family reunion was a little... Perky... Right?
  • Tiger:... Well, it was... For a moment. But you see, he wasn't whisked away to China because of accident. Turns out, his family were... QUITE good leaders.

Flashback...

  • (Tiger): His family was actually not of high or important standards. They were a family of warriors who defended Japan with their lives. The folklore of their species was actually quite sound as they were well-endowed fighters, PURE in Ki, the Japanese variant to Chi, and QUITE more powerful in their hands. It was useful in their homeland, the Ki Valley of Qi-Chun, named after the warrior family's founder and leader. They used Ki to it's fullest for centuries, earning the approval of Japan's Emperor. There was just one problem: Tsin Shu had an uncle named Masu Shu, who had... Quite a disgraceful life. See, he was merely wasting his life by being a sumo wrestler, earning a TON of wealth and power. But his final match was up against a Japanese black bear, who as it turns out was a pacifist rookie who, after giving up a fight and refusing to fight a well-endowed tanuki, forfeiting the tournament by default, Masu earned an entire ton of money as the sumo bear was of a GRAND sumo champion lineage. But as it turns out, losing because of cowardice brought him great shame to his family as they disowned him. The Japanese take bravery, very seriously. Tsin's father, Yoshi Shu, tried to ask his brother to help him out, but he refused because of his greed. Turns out, greed was a dishonorable offense to the Valley of Qi-Chan, and thus when Yoshi told the family of the sumo wrestler about Masu's greed, they welcomed his son back, AND as punishment for his dishonor, Masu was stripped of his title as Warrior of the Qi-Chan, and banished. (Masu was then seen attacking the land) Outraged, Masu laid waste to the Valley. The Valley was nearly destroyed. He used his corrupted Ki to devastate the valley and poison it, killing may of the tanukis there. He tried to take over the Valley. And despite everyone's attempts to stop him... He succeeded. In his final breath, Yoshi cast his son off to China, where he would be safe from his uncle's rage. As years passed, Tsin, fully-grown up, returned home to find that... The Valley was permanently ruined. His mother was alive and most of his siblings were dead. Masu had enslaved the warriors into becoming a war-like guild of aggression and destruction, stealing their wealth and raiding their resources to where they even tormented the emperor and killed his son in cold-blood. When he first encountered his uncle... He was shocked beyond belief at the evil he was doing, all because one moment of pettiness and greed turned him into a terrible abuser and tainter of Ki. And, owing it to his lineage, Tsin had to destroy what his father had inadvertently caused. But due to his limited experience in Chi AND Ki... How could he? (Masu managed to violently beat up Tsin as he used his Ki to mess him up, cackling wildly)... (He beat him into unconsciousness, yet before he could strike the final fatal blow, the other tanukies jumped on him)
  • Tanuki #1: YOU LEAVE HIM ALONE!!
  • Tanuki #2: DON'T YOU DARE TOUCH HIM!!!
  • Masu Shu: (Growls angrily as he blasted them into a bloody pulp)... (He tried to finish off Tsin until something mysteriously glowed on Tsin)...
  • (Tiger): That distraction gave Tsin enough time for Sun Bear to use the Sacred Peach Tree of Eternal Happiness' power to slowly heal him, and give him the power to finish off Masu for good. (He used a powerful Ki blast to slowly exile Masu off)... ALL the way... To the Spirit Realm forever. But the victory was... Bittersweet. His mother suffered a FATAL beating before Tsin challenged Masu.... Even at the first moment he met her... He loved his family more than he never loved anyone before. (Young Tiger was seen training as Tsin showed little pride in him)... Or since.... (Young Tiger sighed in depression)

Present

  • Tiger:... And now, he has a chance to make his family proud. He wishes to restore his legacy and create his OWN Chi Valley, and he hoped that Sun Bear would give him that chance. He had hoped to bring tanukis into his ranks, but because of Mothlock's influence, it's been all but impossible. Nobody wanted to align themselves with him because he was residing in a dead valley. He has searched DESPERATELY for a chance to make that a reality. And after hoping that we would give it to him... He stuck with YOU! I meant no harsh desrespect, but let's be honest. You cannot deny that your far from ideal. You were once a mayor peahen's sectarary and adopted daughter, who's known to be an awkword kluts, and that it's HEAVILY debatable, whether or not your even REMOTELY like the dragon warrior, or the chi weilder pandas!
  • Fa suddenly twiches into a stupid face!
  • Tiger: "...... Ma'am, are you even taking this seriously?!"
  • Spider: "WAIT, MY BAD?! I ACCSIDENTLY TWICKED A FACIAL NERVE?!"
  • Fa fell down, reveilig a bunch of needles in her back.
  • Spider: "..... And I may've...... Momentarly stopped her heart."

Tsin Shu's meditation place.

  • Tsin was before the shrine of his family.
  • Tsin: "..... Please forgive my failure. I have no control what fickle fates have desided...... I wish to improve apawn this."
  • Wing flapping is heard.
  • Tsin: "My family, give me streatgh, to, to, (hears the flapping wings)..... WILL WHOEVER'S FLAPPING THEIR WINGS, STOP?!"
  • Silence.
  • Tsin: "..... Give me the streatgh, to overcome these challnages. Please, I'll accept any sign that you'll bless my journey, to-"
  • Wingz fell down and crashed with a honk!
  • Wingz: "..... Owch....."
  • Tsin sighed and saw Wingz.
  • Tsin: "And on top of it, a heartless folk broke into my family's shrine. Well, what does Mothlock want this time?"
  • Wingz: "...... Uh...... Thing is, I wasn't sent by Mothlock. It's Voidheart..... He, kinda knew about the uh, Panda Maiden and..... He'll be coming after he finishes his duties, which by now, I guess, it'll be the next few days before he comes to your village and.... Do bad things? Please don't hurt me, I'm only the messinger?!"
  • Tsin looked shocked to have known this......
  • Tsin grabs Wingz!
  • Tsin: "YOU ARE COMING WITH ME TO SEE SUN BEAR, HEARTLESS FOLK?!"
  • Wingz: "Oh why does the messinger get abused?"

Peach Tree of Eternal Happiness

  • Tsin: (He approached Sun Bear)... Master! There's bad news!
  • Sun Bear: I already sensed it. Voidheart knows about Fa, and is looking to eliminate her. But it is ONLY bad news if you STILL have little faith in her.
  • Tsin: Master, are you SURE Fa is a good enough Panda to live up to her species standards? Nothing I've seen of her so far makes me believe she is a good example.
  • Sun Bear: Well, you just need to look harder. Even the biggest of simpletons can have the GREATEST potential. It's THIS kind of doubt that makes it hard for you to establish a new Ki Valley of Qi-Chan. Your uncle may've destroyed it forever, but that doesn't mean your family legacy is dead forever. You just need to prove yourself to the other tanukis out there and give them a good reason to join you.
  • Tsin:... Well... I DID have to be reminded of my TERRIBLE past, and how much a member of my family disgraced us.
  • Sun Bear: And if you want to prove to them that the past is in the past, you need to let Fa let loose and help defeat not just Voidheart, but his master. And that is clearly improbable, if you don't let go of the illusion of control.
  • Tsin:... Illusion, sir?
  • Sun Bear: Yes. Take this tree, for example. You see, like the fabled Sacred Peach Tree of Heavenly Wisdom in the Valley of Peace... Or at least, it's offspring that Oogway planted in his final living days after inspiring Shifu to have faith in Po, and later saved him from Ke-Pa's return... It protected the valley from the rule of the demons of the Underworld that were the sheer result of Quack Xu Kun's bitter vengeance against Chi. The Chi Masters of old were successful in defeating them and sealing them up, INCLUDING their leader so that incidents like Ke-Pa's said return do not come, but since they were slayed by Mothlock, I have been taking their place for centuries. The peach tree, despite it's purity in Chi, is bound by outsider Chi as a result, and thus, it has limits of it's own. No matter how strong MY Chi is, I cannot make it blossom NOR bare fruit before it's time.
  • Tsin:... But there ARE things you can control. Like making the fruit fall, LIKE SO! (Punches the tree as fruit falls, despite one falling on his head making Sun Bear chuckle)... AND you can plant the seed ANYWHERE to your own leisure, LIKE SO! (He punches the ground, producing a hole in which he throws a seed in)... THAT is simply NO illusion.
  • Sun Bear:... True. But it will only be a peach tree and nothing more. Not an apple, not an orange, just a peach.
  • Tsin:... BUT A PEACH CAN'T DEFEAT MOTHLOCK!!!

(This music played in the background)

16

16. Oogway Acsends - Hans Zimmer (Kung Fu Panda Soundtrack)

  • Sun Bear:... Not if you don't guide it NOR believe in it, it won't. That's the key word here: Belief! Belief in yourself, belief in Fa. Belief in anyone you will likely meet in the future. And believe me, that was Oogway's final words before his ascension to the Spirit Realm. As long as you believe that you can make your wishes come true, it WILL someday. You wanna uphold your family honor? THAT'S your first step. You must promise me you will do that as much as you can.
  • Tsin:... Well... For the sake of my father and mother, and for the damnation of my uncle... I shall try.
  • Sun Bear: Good. And speaking of ascension... It seems it's time for ME to join Oogway as well. It is time for you to begin your legacy restoration, and continue it without me.
  • Tsin:... You... You never told me you were-
  • Sun Bear: You need expectations as much as you need to believe in yourself. Believe me, in the future, your wishes for family redemption... Will be reality. And you'll have guardian angels watching over you. I'm sorry, Tsin, buy my Chi has told me it is my time to ascend.
  • Tsin: MASTER!... YOU CAN'T LEAVE ME!
  • Sun Bear: Don't worry. I will be with you when you need me. But until we meet again... You must believe! And before I go... If you meet Master Shifu... Tell him I said 'Goodbye' to Xinshi....
  • Tsin: MASTER!... (As Sun Bear died in the same fashion as Oogway, turning into blossom petals as he ascended)...
  • (Sun Bear):... Believe!...
  • Tsin:... (Sighs)...

Palace Kitchen

  • Fa: (As Gazelle was cooking)... And so I told him "You may be tough, you may be the craziest son-of-a-bitch warlord in Little Mongolia and put Genghis Khan OR his filthy descendant to shame... But you're just a lousy son-of-a-Hun!"
  • Heron:... And how did you survive?
  • Fa:... Well, I didn't exactly say that, but I thought it. Good thing he couldn't read my mind, or I'd be like 'Wha?'
  • Gazelle: Well, funny thing, Po told a similar story when he was starting to get along with the Furious Five. But since he's the Dragon Warrior, he's sure to say such a thing to that bandit in Hajing Province, and STILL get out of there alive, estoy bien?
  • Pang Bing: I couldn't agree more.
  • Gazelle: Anyway, order up! (She serves the food)
  • Spider:... I can CLEARLY see this is alternate cuisine.
  • Gazelle: At least have a taste for that stuff. Trust me, you won't be disappointed.
  • Spider: (Tries the food)... And I certainly am NOT! This is quite delicious.
  • Spitting Cobra: Took the words right out of my spraying mouth, this is some s***!
  • Baboon: Yeah! Tiger, you NEED to try this!
  • Tiger: Well, quite frankly, I'm still surprised you're taking this shift of lifestyle very well, Miss Fa, after all you've learned. Before a panda simpleton became the Dragon Warrior, a TON of things were said about the Dragon Warrior, INCLUDING the fact that he could only survive off of the dew of a single ginkgo leaf and the energy of the universe.
  • Fa:... Wow!... I guess it would take me a while to get used to something of THAT magnitude if this 'Po' guy can ACTUALLY do that. Need a lot more dew than universe juice. (She sips her soup, then gets noodle on her nose)
  • Spider:... You got something on your...
  • Fa: (Notices it, then gets an idea)... I AM MISTRESS TSIN SHU, AND I SAY YOU'LL NEVER BE A GOOD CHI WARRIOR UNLESS YOU LOSE 500 LBS AND BRUSH YOUR TEETH!!! (The Fearsome Five, including Tiger to a certain extent, couldn't help but laugh) WHAT'S THAT NOISE YOUR MAKING?!? LAUGHTER?!? OH, THAT GREAT EXPRESSION I'VE HEARD SO MUCH AND YET SO LITTLE ABOUT! BUT MAKE NO MISTAKE, WORK REAL HARD, AND SOMEDAY... (Using two bowls like ears) YOU'LL HAVE EARS LIKE MINE!!
  • Gazelle: (She and Pang Bing joined in the laughter as well, until Gazelle counted from three waiting for Tsin to come as he did, surprising everyone)... ("At this point, you can make your own commentary when ripoff plots like this come around.")
  • Fa:... Ears!... What, is it not working? I think they'd look good.
  • Baboon: (Whispering) IT'S TSIN SHU!
  • Fa: Of course it's Tsin Shu, only I switched genders for obvious reasons, whaddiya' think I'm doing? (They eye-pointed her until she noticed him) OH, YINGLONG!! MASTER TSIN SHU!!!
  • Tsin:... Normally, I'd laugh at that considering you five have done it once or twice, but this is no time to act like children when Voidheart is coming for Fa!
  • Fa:... (Laughs) And here I am saying you only thought of a sense of humor as silly myth!
  • Pang Bing: Uh, Fa, Tsin is dead serious! I can sense Voidheart headed our way as we speak.
  • Fa:... But... Can't Sun Bear stop him? I mean, he's BOUND to-
  • Tsin Shu: Sadly... He has ascended. (Everyone was shocked) So... I'm afraid that our only hope is to get all the help we can, STARTING with trying our hardest to get Fa Chi-ready before Voidheart comes, or if the Uniter and Pang's 'friends' come by and help.
  • Tiger: Are you sure?!? Voidheart is Mothlock's BEST henchmen besides Pang Bing, and given her supposed reformation, that's saying a lot. He's equal in raw power to him. Isn't there something we can do? Stall him or something?
  • Tsin Shu: Even if I wanted to, I can't let you go out. Voidheart is TOO strong for you. I'm afraid the only way to beat Voidheart is to leave it to the strongest and qualified individuals, STARTING WITH HER! (He discovers that Fa is gone)... Where'd she go?
  • Gazelle: My best guess, she's running away like a coño!
  • Tiger: Look, just because you speak Spanish, it doesn't mean we CAN'T understand it.
  • Gazelle: Well, sorry if I sound speciesist, but it's different in THIS context. Someone needs to talk some sense in Fa.
  • Tsin: All three of us will.

Outside

  • Fa: (Screaming like hell as she ran until Tsin, Pang, and Gazelle teleported in front of him)
  • Tsin: You should know very well that a REAL warrior never quits, Fa!
  • Fa: WATCH ME! (She tries to run as she was comically teleported back to them multiple times in a similar fashion to one of Twilight and Spike's scenes)... (Sighs) For Yinglong's sake, how do you expect ME to beat some crazy Heartspawn with matching power to Mothlock? I can't even beat you guys to the stairs, and I doubt it wouldn't be no different if you DIDN'T use magic.
  • Tsin Shu: Look, Fa, I may've had low confidence in myself after all the rubbish me AND my family went through. But believe me, your parents likely went through the same, and thus you need to make like a squirrel, and nut up!
  • Fa: And how do I know YOU did? From the first moment I got here, you've been trying to get rid of me.
  • Tsin Shu: Yes, but that's because of what my family did and went through. I had so little confidence. But as a person who can identify with the loss of biological parents, whether I show up before they died or not, I am asking you to trust in your master as I have come to trust in mine.
  • Fa:... At this point, my choice is scrambled. I don't even know if I WANT you to be my master, NOR wanna have anything to do with this craziness.
  • Tsin: Then why didn't you quit?!? You stayed and went through hell that even masochists would say is pitiful, yet you persevered all the way.
  • Fa: Yeah! I stayed! But unlike you, I never got a glimpse of what my REAL parents were like, despite some hints. The reason I stayed is because, after learning that Pandas were wiz at Chi, I wanted to do something BETTER with my life instead of just living as the adopted daughter of a peahen mayor. Yeah, it hurt when you made fun of me, but it couldn't hurt as much as how much it hurt being BORED with my surrogate life. It's not like YOU could even identify concerning YOUR surrogate life was WAY more awesome than mine. Hell, even if ONE of my parents were one of the Chi Masters of Old that protected this Valley, I wouldn't risk my head standing up to some crazy moth maniac or any of his resurrected monsters! I stayed, because I thought being here would give me a chance to be a BETTER person, and THIS was FAR from what I expected.
  • Tsin Shu: Well, what better way to BECOME a better person than by helping beat Voidheart and his master? Even if one of your parents WERE one of the Valley's old Chi Masters, which I doubt considering there WAS a Panda yet he didn't look THAT related to you, I'm sure your parents would've WANTED this.
  • Fa: COME ON! Voidheart is on his way here right now! And even if it takes him a hundred years to get here, how are you gonna make me something GREAT?!?
  • Tsin Shu: Believe me, I'll think of something. I always do.
  • Fa: ".... Well, I hope it's fast because..... By then.......... I'll just end up bein like, a skull momento or something."
  • Fa left, as Tsin slowly followed up, as Gazelle and Pang Bing looked at eachother.
  • Pang Bing: ".... And all this just to look for a guide up to the mounton. What now, Uniter?"
  • Gazelle: ".... Sadly.... This is something Fa and Tsin need to settle for themselves."
  • The duo followed up the stairs, as they were watched by Tiger.....
  • Tiger: "..... I'm not gonna stand by and watch Voidheart make a due threat happen."
  • Tiger leaped up and landed on the roof of a house, and charged off!
  • Suddenly, Spitting Cobra, Heron, Baboon and Spider followed!
  • Spitting Cobra: "TIGER?!"
  • Tiger: "Don't try and stop me! I am not leading Voidheart attack this village?!"
  • Spitting Cobra: "Now who said we were stopping you?"
  • Tiger: "Wait, what?"
  • Spitting Cobra: "We're coming to help you!"
  • Baboon gave a thumbs up!
  • Tiger: "..... Then let's not waste time!"
  • The Fearsome Five leave the village in dramatic fastion.
  • Wingz saw this.
  • Wingz: "I better keep an eye on those crazy masters, just in case! (Flew off)"

Chapter 5: Fa The Chi Panda/Fearsome Five Fight Voidheart And Get Captured/Village Evacuated/Voidheart Attacks/Mountain of Mothlock/The Ancient Anti-Magic Imprisonment Device/Gazelle and Pang Bing Confront Mothlock

Morning

  • Tsin was seen sitting depressively over the sunset.
  • Tsin: "First I lose Sun Bear, now the five have left without a trace..... What am I to do?"
  • Tsin hears something off the distence.
  • Tsin arrives to an empty training grounds, goes to the food storage, and finds the place to be ransacked by Fa eating food.
  • Fa: "(Looks nervious)..... Sorry..... I eat when I'm upset."
  • Tsin: "..... It's okay, your mother had made everyone aware of this. I, thought you were Baboon. He keeps his banana cookies on the top shelf to only where he can reach. He's, normally protective of those things."
  • Tsin left, but secretly stayed behind to overhear Fa making the leap to the cookies and surprisingly, and unnoticing to Fa, used some Chi to jump higher and get the cookies, to Tsin's amazement!
  • Fa saw Tsin.....
  • Fa: "... Please don't tell Baboon."
  • Tsin: ".... Miss Fa..... Look at you."
  • Fa: "I get it, I get it, I'm an embarrisment."
  • Tsin: "NO! I mean, your hanging onto the wall like a pro, and, your doing chi!"
  • Fa: "I am?"
  • Tsin: Uh, yeah, how else were you able to get up there?
  • Fa:... Ohhh. I don't even know how I didn't notice that! I, I was only getting cookies."
  • Gazelle and Pang Bing came in and stared surprised at this.
  • Tsin: "And yet it made you leap several feet off the ground... And managed to do a perfect split!"
  • Fa: "Well, I guess fighting off a heartless folk fish monster paid off. You should be more surprised that this wood is even holding- (The wood began to give)...... Oh me and my big mou-"
  • Fa screamed as she fell down with a huge crash as the cookies fell to the floor.
  • Fa: "Owch....."
  • Pang Bing: ".... Look, we're sorry about your food storage, we can't control her appitaite."
  • Tsin: "Actselly.... It's good that you didn't..... I think I realised the way Fa can be an adiquite Chi user.... Come with me, ladies."
  • Fa: "..... I'd, figured he be angier."

On a trail.

  • Fa, Gazelle, and Pang Bing were following Tsin.
  • Fa: "Hey, I know your going for the mystic teacher shtick, but could you give even a small hint to where we're going?"
  • Tsin: Yes. Had to travel FAR for this one.
  • Pang Bing: I'd ask why we couldn't just teleport there, but I figured because you'd say that Fa needs the exercise.
  • Tsin: Not just that, but... Mothlock DOES have an ability to sense when magic from his former evil assistant is used to get out, and thus... Well... You ARE here for a reason, right?
  • Gazelle: Indeed. Plus... I sense that people are coming here as well.
  • Tsin: Indeed. One of them is a Panda, too. And... Not just any Panda. (They reached a familiar area)...
  • Fa:... You... Brought me all the way here... For a BATH?!?
  • Tsin: Not a bath. But for enlightenment. You see, this is where so many of China's finest masters including Oogway AND Sun Bear came to discover the secrets... Of harmony and focus. This... Is the birthplace of Kung Fu.
  • Fa:... You're joking!
  • Pang Bing: Dead serious, Fa!... Dead serious! (Fa felt it as Sun Bear was seen practicing Kung Fu and Chi in the area)
  • Tsin: This place is where Kung Fu was developed by the first masters of China. And they too... Had Chi! Whenever anyone even sets foot on this place, it always takes them a brief time or no time at all, to learn the purity that shined when Kung Fu itself... Was born. And it was so powerful, it even allowed the masters to manifest their life force in a manipulative energy, and then... Give birth to Chi! (Fa was excited as she literally felt all the energy seeping across the area all until Po mysteriously came in)
  • Po:... So... I take it YOU'RE Fa?
  • Fa:... Are... Are you-
  • ???: WHAT UP, BITCHES, WHEN'S THE FUN GONNA START?!? (The Lodger van was seen)...
  • Fa:... Nice flames!
  • Tsin: Sun Bear and Oogway gave me a vision to meet these guys at the Birthplace of Kung Fu. And now... It's time we began our first step in defeating Mothlock. If you want to learn Chi, then you have to put faith in me enough to be your master!
  • Fa:... Well, you just made it sound AWESOME, so, yeah!
  • Po: Oh, trust me, Shifu did when he first brought me here. So... If you don't mind, as the Dragon Teacher... I think I can take it from here.
  • Tsin/Shifu: You sure about that?
  • Po: You have little faith! Fa, are you ready to become a Chi Warrior?
  • Fa:... Let's make Mothlock FEEL THET THUNDER!!! (The two high-fived in matching enthusiasm)...

Later...

  • Po: (In a field)... When you focus on Kung Fu... When you concentrate... You pretty much end up like me and stink. (Fa was surprised)... But believe me, even I have trouble teaching considering I was appointed that last year. But... Since you're like me in some way... I think I MIGHT have the solution. (Takes out some dumplings)
  • Fa:... Food?... Is this a joke?
  • Po:... I sorta thought you'd be a glutton like me.
  • Fa: Yeah, but... I usually get self-conscious about-
  • Po: It's got cheese in it.
  • Fa: OH, NOW YOU'RE SPEAKING MY TASTE BUDS' LANGUAGE!!
  • Po: Well, good! Because they're one of MY favorites, too. But you can have them... Once you have been trained. And believe me when I say, you need to learn Kung Fu BEFORE learning Chi. It gives you the instinct strong enough to control it properly. Now, let's begin!
  • Shifu:... (To Tsin) Bet you 50 yuan that she manages to get a hand on them and not leave it to get eaten by Po by her 100th try, like he managed to do when I trained him to beat Tai Lung.
  • Tsin: Out of faith, I accept! (The two shake hands behind their backs)

(This music plays as Po trains Fa in the same way he was)

08 Sacred Pool of Tears Hans Zimmer Kung Fu Panda Soundtrack

08 Sacred Pool of Tears Hans Zimmer Kung Fu Panda Soundtrack

Later...

  • Po:... So, I guess you failed to nab even a single grain of rice for the 90th time. But I bet you're probably as hungry as I am, so... I guess you've earned the cheese-filled dumplings. (Brings out 10 of them)
  • Tsin: (Counts them)... Oh, crap baskets!
  • Shifu: (Chuckles)
  • Fa: (She picks up a dumpling with chopsticks)... Wait, are you pranking me?
  • Po: C'moooon, whaddiya take me foooor, C'mooooon! Enjoy!
  • Fa:... Okay- (Po snags the dumpling and ate it) HEY!
  • Shifu: 91!
  • Po:... Well, what're you waiting for?
  • Fa:... (Tries again, but Po snagged it again and gobbled it) YAH!!
  • Shifu: 92!
  • Fa:...
  • Po:... You are free to eat!
  • Fa: AM I?!?
  • Po: ARE YOU?!? (Spins the chopsticks)
  • Fa:... Oh, it's on in a manner similar to that of Yuan the Mountain King! (Po beats the dumplings in the air and ate all of them except for one)
  • Shifu: 93, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, oh, looks like the bet depends on that one dumpling!
  • Tsin/Fa: OKAY, NOW YOU'RE TEASING ME!!
  • Shifu/Po: I am!
  • Po/Fa: PANDA GONG! (The two bumped their bellies as a gong sound was heard as they fought over the last dumpling in a same fashion to Shifu and Po's fight for the dumpling in the first movie, ultimately ending with Fa getting the dumpling at last and eating it)
  • Tsin: HAH! IN YOUR FACE!!!
  • Shifu: Eh, don't get too cocky, I knew she'd win. Just didn't wanna put you on high expectations. Here's your yuan! (Hands him the money)
  • Icky:... JUST KISS ALREADY!!!
  • Tigress: OH, THAT'S IT! (He punches him into a tree)
  • Icky: DAAA-HAHA!!! NOT AGAIN!!
  • Fa:... Thank you for this, Dragon Warrior!
  • Po: The pleasure's all yours... Dragon Warrior II!... How was that, did that sound good?
  • Fa: As good as a cheese dumpling! (The two bowed in respect to each other)
  • Gazelle:... You'd better look out, Mothlock! Your days will soon be numbered.

Meanwhile...

  • Voidheart: (He was leading an army down the land). It won't be long, men. So.... We will arrive to the village of the Chi Masters, and then, we shall- (Heron came from nowhere and kicked him in the face, launching him into an abandoned building and surprising his army) AHHH!!! YOUGODDAMNCHEAPSONOFABI- (He crashed as the tower fell on top of him)...
  • Lt Faithless: "..... That escalated quickly."
  • Captain Creeps: "Yup, it did."
  • Heartspawn #1: (Laughs) She slapped his s***!
  • Captain Creeps: PRIVATE!
  • Heartspawn #1: Well, SORRY about what he did to me yesterday on the way here!

Cutaway

  • Heartspawn #1: (Singing Larger Than Life by the Backstreet Boys until an annoyed Voidheart smashed him into a mountain)
  • Voidheart: WHAT DID I SAY ABOUT BEING ANNOYING?!? Consider my deal to advance you up!

Present

  • Spider: (Laughs) We slapped his s***!
  • Spitting Cobra: Spider, would you PLEASE show some seriousness every once in a while?
  • Voidheart: (Sublimated out of the rubble and reformed himself)... Well, well, the Fearsome Five! If you think stalling us is gonna help, then you've got another thing coming. I'm only gonna ask this once, and I EXPECT an answer: Where's the She-Panda?
  • Tiger: And WE'RE only gonna answer you ONCE and WE expect YOU to not think you can get away with harming her: She's going to help us end your master's tyranny, and there's nothing you can do about it. We're going to restore that Keyhole, and ensure that you DIE alongside all of his chaotic creations.
  • Voidheart:... Suit yourself! (He uses a shadow ability to teleport them to a high and unstable bridge as he teleports himself to one of the sides and cuts it as the Fearsome Five were able to get on the other side just in time as Voidheart used his spiked ball hand as he fired the ball that clinged onto part of the bridge to hold the other side while he flew after them, only to be met by Tiger kicking him in the face in slow-mo)... Stalling me won't be very easy. You HAVE been warned by not just ANYBODY of the power I possess.
  • Tiger: We have held off people like you before, not that we won every time, but still, we survived. We're not afraid of you EVEN if you are now currently Mothlock's BEST commander.
  • Voidheart: (Cackles intimidatingly) Many masters before you have said that, and end up regretig their bravery. So, I'm gonna give you this one chance to step down if you're not going to tell me where Fa is, or I'm gonna have to start taking this seriously.
  • Tiger: Well, so would I, to be honest.
  • Voidheart:... Very well! (The two began to fight on the bridge as this was all seen by the entire Heartspawn Army)
  • Captain Creeps: "Wish we had some popcorn, though."
  • Lt. Faithless: "Tell me about it."
  • Voidheart grabs Tiger, aims at the other side of the bridge, and fires him through the wood with his spiked ball cannon!
  • Lt. Faithless: "HAHAHA! The commander got them GOOD that time!"
  • Baboon: SOMEBODY HELP HIM!
  • Voidheart: UH-UH! Not unless you want me to let this bridge fall! (He prepares to let go of the bridge)
  • Spider: HMMPH! (She manages to phase across the bridge out of sight, and manages to reseal the bridge with as much strong webbing as she could) CHAARGE!
  • Voidheart: (Groans angrily as he spun the bridge and began to choke Tiger until Spitting Cobra spit venom in his eyes) AAAHHHH!!! RIGHT IN THE DAMN EY- (Spitting Cobra pounces into him!) (Tiger fell from the bridge as Heron caught him)... (Cackles)... You SERIOUSLY think that your natural venom is enough to defeat me? We are immortal and don't GET sick- (Spitting Cobra coiled around him and got him to punch himself with the spiked ball) D'OW, D'OW, D'OH, D'OH, D'OH?! OW?!
  • Spitting Cobra: THAT'S your answer, chump! (Voidheart turned into smoke as Spitting Cobra struggled to grab the bridge before she fell, leaving Voidheart to begin choking her) AHHK!!
  • Baboon: MONKEY FIST! (He punched Voidheart as he staggered back in slow-mo)... FOR THE DAMNATION OF MY FATHER!!! (He continued fighting him)
  • Tiger: SPIDER!
  • Spider: (She managed to cut off the webbing to much of the bridge ropes, causing Voidheart to lose balance and allow Baboon to kick him in the crotch)
  • Voidheart: OW!... Why did that hurt me- (Baboon kicked him in the face) DYAGGA!!!
  • Spider: GUYS! I HAVE AN IDEA!! RESTRAIN HIM SO I CAN WRAP HIM WITH CHI-INFUSED WEBBING, BUT BE QUICK!!
  • Tiger: Why- (Spider punched the webbing holding the bridge as it started melting) OKAY, GOT IT! EVERYONE, CHAAAARGE!!! (They all attacked as Spitting Cobra blinded him with her spitting venom, again being unable to kill him, allowing him to be blinded enough for Baboon to kick him, allow Heron to hold him, and Spider to jump high enough and quickly wrap him with Chi-infused webbing, wrapping him in a web cocoon, Heron later wrapping the cocoon with one cut rope of the bridge intending to dangle him so the impact of it's fall doesn't crack it open, and left Tiger to use a Chi push to launch the cocoon away before cutting the other rope, leaving the Fearsome Five to get to the other side through one half of the bridge, while the other half's support went away following the webbing holding it melting away, causing the cocoon to fall in the chasm to be cushioned by the Chi-infused rope wrapping)...
  • Spider:... Did we get him?
  • Spitting Cobra: How should we know? You were the one with the plan.
  • Spider: Well, the cocoon isn't gonna hold him long, so let's get out of here before- (Voidheart's forces teleported in front of them)... Before exactly THAT happened!
  • Voidheart: (As he was freed by Heartspawn #1) Thanks, and consider the deal of advancement on again. (The Fearsome Five were shocked)... I'm impressed. Tsin Shu taught you well... BUT- (He blasts a spiked ball that exploudes into a shockwave that paralyzed them to the nerves, immobilizing them except for their eyes)... He didn't teach you QUITE enough! TAKE THEM! (The Heartspawn surrounded them in dark smoke with their bodies and transported them away)... Now, if there are no further interruptions, we can get back to hunting down that panda!
  • The Army moves forwords, as Wingz looks in shock.
  • Wingz flew off to warn the heroes.

The Shrine

  • Fa: (As Po and Shifu were in the palace with Fa, Tsin, Gazelle, and Pang)... Well... THAT was invigorating.
  • Po: Indeed.
  • Fa: A true shame your friends couldn't stick around.
  • Shifu: Yeah, we don't want to alert Mothlock's senses.
  • Gazelle: And speaking of whom, we DO need to deal with him in his Mountain Residence soon. Though the Uniter Hunters are gone, that doesn't mean their influence is gone for good. Mothlock has the power to not only restore, but DOUBLE it. Kind of a contingency plan because not only did he speculate them being out of the picture, but he wants to ensure that he gets what he wants without them.
  • Shifu: And it's a true shame that Sun Bear is dead. May be unfortunate for Xinshi to hear, but at least he DID say goodbye before he ascended.
  • Tsin: Indeed. Now, all we can do is prepare for this confrontation with not only Voidheart, but Mothlock.
  • Po:... So... Let's see what this shrine is all about...

Several Walls of Reading Later...

  • Po: (Crying) OH MY, GOD, THIS STORY IS MOVING!!! We GOTTA stop this!
  • Shifu: That's what we've been TRYING to do since we discovered this place, Po!
  • Fa:... Yeah, he really IS a simpleton.
  • Po: (Chuckles) Coming from the female version of me.
  • ???: TSIN, TSIN, TSIN!!! (Wingz came in and fell)
  • Tsin: WHAT, WHAT, WHAT?!?
  • Wingz: THE FIVE, THE FIVE, THE FIVE!!!
  • Tsin: YES, YES, YES?!?
  • Wingz: THEY WERE, THEY WERE, THEY WERE...
  • Tsin: (Sighs) Someone get him a drink!
  • Wingz: Not to worry got me one! (He chugs it)... The Fearsome Five have been captured by Voidheart and the Fearspawn!
  • Tsin: (Sighs) Obviously! They were clearly trying to hold off Voidheart, but it didn't work.
  • Fa: So... What do we do now?
  • Po: Simple. As long as we don't put Mothlock on high expectations, we have hope- (Suddenly, a storm was seen above them as they went out to see that the storm came from the mountain)... WHAT?!?
  • (Mothlock): DID YOU THINK I WOULDN'T SENSE YOU LODGERS COMING ON MY TAIL?!? EVEN IF PANG BING IS NO LONGER UNDER MY CONTROL, MY POSSESSION OF HER HEART HALF ALLOWS ME TO SEE HER WHEREVER SHE GOES!!! I KNOW HOW FAR YOU'VE COME!! NOW, YOU LEAVE ME NO CHOICE!!! (His storm causes the entire valley to be surrounded by poisonous thorny vines and branches, and all the citizens panicked)... THIS VILLAGE DIES UNLESS I GET WHAT WAS REQUESTED, AND EVERYONE IS FORBIDDEN TO LEAVE UNTIL VOIDHEART GETS HERE!!!
  • Gazelle:... (Sighs) I should've seen it sooner!
  • Pang Bing: Relax, I know his spells from the inside-out, so I should-
  • (Mothlock): AND IF YOU INTEND TO BETRAY ME ANY FURTHER, PANG, JUST KNOW THAT THE POSSESSION OF YOUR HEART ALLOWS ME TO ADAPT TO YOUR POWERS! EVEN YOU CANNOT ESCAPE, NOR USE YOUR POWERS AS OF NOW!!! (Cackles) The only thing you can do now... Is not defy my any further! You have 6 hours! Do NOT keep me waiting! (The storm continues to cause mayhem)...
  • Tsin:... NO!... WE WERE SO CLOSE!!!... PANG, WHY DIDN'T YOU WARNED US OF THIS?!
  • Pang Bing: Hey, you didn't TELL me NOT to come with you to the Pool of Sacred Tears, and I had NO idea of knowing that Mothlock was onto us to THIS amount. How was I suppose to know that?! This Kingdom Hearts stuff is still incredably new to me!
  • Tsin: "...... Your right..... That's, unfair of me to pass judgement on you like that. Sun Bear, wouldn't want that from me. But still, you didn't HAD to come along!"
  • Gazelle: "Both of you, stop it! Arguing will get us NOwhere! We can figure this out!"
  • Fa:... OKAY!... So... Training me... Was just a lost cause after all!
  • Tsin: No. There's still hope here.
  • Fa: Oh, come on! Let's face it, Sun Bear picking me was a complete waste of time! Of course I'm no Chi Warrior!... Who am I kidding?
  • Shifu:... Pang, is there anything we can do?
  • Pang Bing: Well, I guess not for the time being. Given the shield trapping me inside, I guess he'd think to do the same for the Lodgers outside. And since I'm opening up to them, I guess that technically MIGHT make the shield able to repel THEM, too.
  • Gazelle:... Then who'll stop him or Voidheart?
  • Po: They'll destroy this entire world.
  • Tsin: (Sighs)... I suppose we have no choice. Gazelle, Pang, you must go and confront Mothlock. As for Po, Shifu, and Fa, you must evacuate the valley, and get them all in any safe havens available to protect them until then.
  • Wingz: What about you, Master?
  • Tsin:... I am going to confront Voidheart myself.
  • Fa: What?
  • Tsin: I've got enough Ki/Chi power to defend myself, but not for long. But I'll stay alive long enough for Gazelle and Pang to deal with Mothlock.
  • Fa:... So you're going to sacrifice yourself, and disappoint your mother for failing to live up to your promise?
  • Tsin: Well, let's be real, here. My uncle might've destroyed it so much, that at this point, it's a promise I can keep no longer. She will surely understand. You all need to do what you can. This is bound to be our final stand, but if we die, then we die with honor. I am proud to have been by your side on this mission. (They all bowed to each other)
  • Po, Shifu, Fa, with Wingz pulling her, leave.
  • Pang Bing: "..... Tsin, you don't have to do this. Sun Bear would've wanted you to be around these people."
  • Tsin: "But he understood nessersary sacrivice.... Now, please don't try to change my mind."
  • Gazelle picked up Pang Bing and tried to leave.
  • Tsin: "Before you go! (Gazelle stopped).... I'm sorry, for yelling...... It wasn't fair of me to do that. I, forget that Mothlock was a crafty beast. Please go knowing that..... I felt, sorry, for what happened to your sisters.... It is no different, to how I lost my family. Just something to remember me more, then just some old stubbern tanuki."
  • Pang Bing: "...... Tsin, please."
  • Gazelle: "We can't change his mind, Pang. He's obviously the type to stick to his guns. We best respect it."
  • Gazelle leaves, with Pang Bing closing her eyes in tears.

The Village.

  • The village was being evacuated.
  • Shifu: "It's good to know Mothlock was merciless enough to allow people to flee."
  • Po: "No doubt because he doesn't want to lose slaves out of Voidheart's attack."
  • Shifu: "What's impourent that at least people don't die from this. Po, take these people and meet up with the others. Afterwords, tell them to meet back up here and to see if we can save Tsin in time from Voidheart. Make haste."
  • Po: "On it!"
  • Po starts leading people as Shifu went with another group.
  • Fa sees what was going on, as Gazelle and Pang Bing were seen packing up.
  • Fa: "..... Uniter, Pang Bing..... Stay safe."
  • Gazelle: "You too Fa."
  • Pang Bing: "..... (Sobs quietly)..... This is all my fault."
  • Gazelle: "Pangy, it's ok. You didn't know Mothlock was spying on us through you."
  • Pang Bing: "No. It's not that. It's me ever making a deal with him! All this, because of only wanting to avenge magic.... Why, must I be so IDIOITC?!"
  • Gazelle gave Pang Bing a hug.
  • Gazelle: "..... You weren't being an idioso..... You just didn't know what to do.... Mothlock may've not been the greatest enfluence, but how would you know that? He came with an enticing offer, not even a sage would resist. Pang, I promise you, I'll never let anyone harm you for anything. Not Mothlock. Not Voidheart. Not a vengeful magic hater. Not, anyone. You got a friend in me, Pang."
  • Pang Bing, gave a tearful embrace and a warm smile for once.
  • Fa couldn't help with her tears, and finally left.
  • Fa looked and saw Wings evacuating Gluttotank and the Screwdivers with Dingz.
  • Dingz: "Don't worry Glutto. Us rejects stick togather. We won't let Voidheart hurt you, intentionally or misfire."
  • The Bros take Gluttotank out.
  • Fa reached the mayor's office, and got to see Mayor Zhen look solumly at the leaving villagers.
  • Fa: "...... Hi ma."
  • Zhen didn't respond....
  • Fa: "...... I'd, figured you be happy to see me...."
  • Zhen: "..... I know what you really feel about being under my wings."
  • Fa: "..... How?"
  • Zhen: "....... I overheard what you said last night, when I was coming to pick you up."

Flashback.

  • Zhen was gonna pick up Fa with an ofictal order to have Fa booted out of the Chi Masters, but then heard voices.
  • Zhen hid and saw Fa with Gazelle, Pang Bing, anf Tsin.
  • Fa:... At this point, my choice is scrambled. I don't even know if I WANT you to be my master, NOR wanna have anything to do with this craziness.
  • Tsin: Then why didn't you quit?!? You stayed and went through hell that even masochists would say is pitiful, yet you persevered all the way.
  • Fa: Yeah! I stayed! But unlike you, I never got a glimpse of what my REAL parents were like, despite some hints. The reason I stayed is because, after learning that Pandas were wiz at Chi, I wanted to do something BETTER with my life instead of just living as the adopted daughter of a peahen mayor. (Zhen gasped at this)..... Yeah, it hurt when you made fun of me, but it couldn't hurt as much as how much it hurt being BORED with my surrogate life. (Zhen looked hurt from that....) It's not like YOU could even identify concerning YOUR surrogate life was WAY more awesome than mine. Hell, even if ONE of my parents were one of the Chi Masters of Old that protected this Valley, I wouldn't risk my head standing up to some crazy moth maniac or any of his resurrected monsters! I stayed, because I thought being here would give me a chance to be a BETTER person, and THIS was FAR from what I expected.
  • As Tsin and Fa continued to argue, Zhen was slowly going back.
  • Zhen looked at the offictal order, and folded the paper and placed it in her sleeve.
  • Zhen then plopped to the side of the rock formation and began to cry.

Present.

  • Zhen: "..... Your words, wounded me, Fa. I, I thought you were happy with me. Didn't I gave you a good life?"
  • Fa: ".... Oh no! Mom, you took that completely out of context! I loved being your daughter, it's being your assistent that was bothering me! I wanted my own life."
  • Zhen: "THEN WHY DIDN'T LEFT THE SHRINE?! IT WAS CLEAR YOU GONNA DO THAT?!"
  • Fa: "Tsin talked me back inside."
  • Zhen: "I thought he wanted to get rid of you because he viewed you as an embarisment?!"
  • Fa: "He changed his mind after Sun Bear died!"
  • Zhen: "SUN BEAR'S DEAD?!"
  • Fa: "Well yeah! Come on mom, he was about nearly as old as Oogway! How does that surprised you!?"
  • Zhen: "....... I didn't had a problem with you getting involved with the Chi Masters, because at least Sun Bear was around to protect us. And now that he's dead, I..... WELL NO WONDER THAT BRUTISH INSECT IS BEING ALLOWED TO GET AWAY WITH THIS?! I am going straight to Tsin, (pulls out the order) AND DEMAND THAT YOU ARE RELIEVED OF DUTY?!"
  • Fa: "Mom, please, this is a bad time for that, Voidheart will come soon, and that guy doesn't sound like he cares about NOT causing colladeral damage?!"
  • Zhen: "He isn't for another few hours anyway! Plenty of time to make my grivences known?!"
  • ???: "You'd be wise to listen to Fa, Mayor."
  • Shifu was seen.
  • Zhen: ".... Wait, your..... Master Shifu?! How are you here?!"
  • Shifu: "I was here before Mothlock casted his spell."
  • Zhen: "I meant, how are you here so quickly?"
  • Shifu: "I have heard your shouting from a mile of way. It was loud enough that it felt like I didn't need big ears. Mayor Zhen, please understand. I know your afraid for your daughter's well being, but worry not. She does not have to fight Voidheart. But you need to be evacuated as well."
  • Zhen: "But, but I need to protect my daughter! She means the world to me, she- (She notices that Fa was looking at the window in shame, feeling like she was a failure.....)........"
  • Shifu: "..... I'll wait outside, to allow you two to discuss your feelings....."
  • Shifu left.
  • Zhen: "....... Fa...... You, really wanted to feel like your more then just my daughter?"
  • Fa: "....... More then I wanted you to know about...... I know, your afraid of me getting hurt, but, no body ever said being a chi master is a safe life. But when is being a hero safe? Sometimes, the risks are worth, keeping the ones you love safe. And..... I failed..... Though I'm not surprised, since I couldn't even handle a mutant fish! What hope do I have for even taking on even a lowly grunt Heartspawn, let along Voidheart."
  • Zhen: "......... Fa......... There's, something you should know....... I'm......... The Aunt of Lord Shen, from his mother's side. And..... You know, the village he attacked?"
  • Fa: "(Fa becomes concern....)"
  • Zhen: "....... Your parents, were among those that tried to escape."

Flashback.

  • Fa as a baby was crying as her mother and father got onto a boat with other pandas and were rowing away.
  • Lord Shen and some wolves see this happening.
  • Lord Shen was clearly in his corrupted state.....
  • Lord Shen: "..... ARCHERS READY?!"
  • The Wolf archers readied their arrows!
  • Lord Shen: "AIM?!"
  • The Wolves pointed at the boat.
  • The Father of Fa saw this!
  • Fa's Father: "SHEILD THE CHILDREN?!"
  • The Parents did that!
  • Lord Shen: "FIRE?!"
  • The Wolves fired the arrows and hit their mark!
  • Fa and other panda children were crying!
  • Lord Shen: "..... BRING THAT BOAT BACK TO LAND AT ONCE?!"
  • Two gorillas got into the water and dragged the boat back to shore.
  • The Panda children and baby Fa were taken off the boat.
  • Lord Shen: "..... These brats are lucky I only wanted the adults. TAKE THEM TO THE SECRET CONSINTRACTION CAMP, AND TURN THEM INTO MINDLESS WORKERS, SO THEY CAN NEVER THREATEN MY DESTENY?!"
  • Boss Wolf in his corrupted state: "YOU HEARD HIM, GET THE BRATS OUT OF HERE?!"
  • ???: "SHEN?!"
  • Lord Shen turned to see Zhen!
  • Zhen: "WHAT IN THE DRAGON GODS' DOMAIN ARE YOU DOING?!"
  • Lord Shen: "Protecting the future of the Peacock Legacy, my dear aunt! I destroyed the panda village! I chased the beasts away so none of them can threaten my plans for a Peacock ruled china! Plus, I even got future workers out of this too! (Points to the Panda cubs)"
  • Zhen: "HAVE YOU LOST YOUR MIND?! THEY'RE CHILDREN?! YOUR PARENTS WILL NEVER APPROVE OF THIS?!"
  • Lord Shen: "Oh please, they love their son more then they would care about some useless farming village?! You don't need to worry about this, my dear aunt! I know what I'm doing! Boss Wolf, have some wolves to send her home."
  • Zhen: "DON'T YOU DARE CAST ME ASIDE?! I WILL NOT BE IGNORED?! I DEMAND THAT YOU STOP THIS AND-"
  • Lord Shen: (Points his blade at her)... If you think I'm afraid to kill my own aunt, then do NOT get your hopes up. At this point, I will sacrifice ANYTHING in order to keep our legacy alive! You will leave right now, lest I have the Gorillas take you away.
  • Zhen:... Shen, I beg you, spare those pandas! This isn't like you!
  • Lord Shen: I SAID LEAVE, or THIS WILL BE THEIR FINAL DAYS!!!
  • Zhen:... You... YOU WOULDN'T!!
  • Lord Shen: I damn will! Now leave RIGHT NOW!!
  • Zhen:... I will, then! But ask yourself this: Is this what you want? Do you WANT to slaughter an entire village all because you want to be BETTER than a ruler? Whatever has gotten into you, it isn't healthy! What would your parents think of you if they get word that you did this? I don't want anything horrible to happen to you. Please, just come home, and we can talk this out, and I can convince the justice system to-
  • Lord Shen: OKAY, YOU'RE STALLING ME! Just for that, YOU FORCED ME TO DUMP MY PLANS FOR MINDLESS PANDA SLAVES AND JUST GET RID OF THEM?! BOYS?!? (The wolves slayed all the kids except Fa as Zhen was shocked beyond belief)...
  • Zhen:... SHEN... WHAT HAVE YOU DONE?!?
  • Lord Shen: ARE YOU GOING TO FLAP YOUR BEAK, OR ARE YOU GONNA DO AS I SAY?!? (The wolves held Fa at bladepoint)
  • Zhen: OKAY, I'LL LEAVE!!! PLEASE, JUST... Spare that last child!
  • Lord Shen:... If you insist!... Wolves? (They instead tossed Baby Fa into the water as she sunk)
  • Zhen: NOOO!!!
  • Lord Shen: You will now leave!
  • Zhen:... (She cries and runs away as Shen continued his genocide)
  • (Zhen): I was the one who informed Shen's parents about the genocide as a result. And I watched as Shen returned with pride, and instead saw horror in his parents' faces. I watched how he was banished for his crimes, and swore revenge. Not wanting to watch more, ESPECIALLY since my sister was broken-hearted beyond belief, I went back to the ruined village, holding a private funeral for all the poor pandas my nephew ended. I thought that they were all gone. But... Then... (Baby Fa was heard cooing as she blew bubbles in the water, and Zhen was relieved that the baby was alive)
  • Zhen:... (She shed a tear as she approached the baby panda)... There, there, there! It's okay, I got you.... I'm... SO sorry for... your siblings and parents. (Sobs)... I... I don't know what got into Shen.... But I promise... I won't let ANYTHING like THAT happen to you.

Present

  • Zhen:... I raised you for a while in Gongmen City, but when Shen's parents died of broken hearts... I couldn't take living in a kingdom of tragedy anymore. I brought you here with me. I brought you to a Valley under siege, hoping that it would hide you from anything like what Shen did. I didn't want anything to happen to you. THAT'S why I was so protective of you throughout the years. I didn't want you to get killed by threats like that. And I feared that one day, things like THIS would get to you.
  • Fa:... I... I had no idea, mother... I...
  • Po: (He was heard crying as he overheard the entire thing, and came in)... So... YOU were from my home village?
  • Zhen/Fa: YOU WERE FROM (HER/MY) HOME VILLAGE, TOO?!?
  • Po: Yeah! But at least my biological father is still alive. PLUS, Shen DID have a legitimate reason for doing all that. He was corrupted by an old student of Oogway's who turned evil and greedy. He couldn't control himself, and I defeated him. Later on, I discovered he had a soft heart for an adoptive niece whom he owed to his friend and her mother to look after since she died. He even made up with my father not too long ago. But... All the same..... I'm sorry you had to go through that.
  • Shifu:... Well, Po, it would seem that Fa needs you more than ever now. It seems that she not just needs Kung Fu and Chi... But she needs inner peace. There's no doubt that Mothlock AND Voidheart have some mental attacks that could harbor an obstacle, so she NEEDS to conquer herself before she conquers her enemies.
  • Po: I couldn't have said it better.
  • Shifu: We MUST go and help Tsin! NOW!
  • Fa: Yeah!
  • Po/Fa: BELLY GONG! (The two bumped bellies together)

Outside Valley

  • Fu-Xi: (As everyone saw the chaos from outside)... That doesn't look good.
  • Yijiro: Indeed not! It seems Mothlock is more clever than we bargained for. And I fear that the last of the Tanuki Qi-Chan Warriors is in deep trouble. Karaage was as disappointed as I was as a myses when I heard of the tragedy of their reduction to a warmongering clan by a vengeful and bitter member. And let me tell you, it was dishonorable of all the things he did following his usurpation. He first ordered the ENTIRE family of that Black Bear killed, and for him to be spared to live a life of isolation. The Emperor DID give him a better life, but it was just too terrible for him to watch his family die. And THAT was not the worse he did since his fall.
  • Deadpool: HAH! I actually got to meet a Tanuki. I like the anime film where they fly with their ball sacs!
  • Gilda: OH, YOU COULDN'T RESIST!!!
  • Deadpool: WHAT?!? I do!!
  • Yijiro: Do know that not only is that merely folklore from the legend that tanukis are so well-endowed they carry their testicles on their shoulders, but since it was deemed an exaggerated myth, it has been a serious offense to tanukis. It's as disrespectful AND dishonorable to mention as racism in races like humans.
  • Deadpool: Hey, we all do that, don't we?
  • (WB Deadpool): (Sighs) Yeah, but we sure as f*** don't use the n-word every chance we get as if this was a Boondocks Episode.
  • (YB Deadpool): Did you know it comes from the Spanish word for-
  • Deadpool: Yeah, we get it! Let's just carve our way inside! (Takes out his katanas)
  • Yijiro: It's not so simple, I'm afraid. The valley is emitting a shield that is of similar magical signature to Pang's powers. I fear that he is using the other half of Pang's heart to keep her AND us from getting in or out.
  • Mantis Shrimp: (Sighs) Well, Yijiro, looks like our world is screwed!
  • Yijiro: Not quite yet, Nobu! There's still a chance we can save them. Karaage DOESN'T want us to come back as failures.
  • Japanese Pond Turtle: Yijiro's right! But it's clearly not going to be easy.
  • Koi: (In the same telekinetic water orb as Mugen)... So, does anyone have any bright ideas?
  • Female Japanese Dwarf Flying Squirrel: Well, we weren't that much with strategy. We usually had Karaage for that.
  • Yijiro: Well, yeah, but-
  • Tokunoshima Spiny Rat: Now, Akiko, honey, do remember that Yijiro IS our leading figure for Karaage. He IS one of his best students afterwards.
  • Yijiro:... THANK you, Osamu, but-
  • Ezo Giant Scallop: Let's just shred the vines and work our way up-
  • Yijiro: OKAY ENOUGH!!! Nobu, PLEASE have faith! That's what Karaage had ALWAYS said you needed. Kame? (The turtle) Don't speak for me! Kiyoko? (The koi) Let ME figure out the ideas when you know I'm the leading figure. Akiko, Osamu, give me time to think! And Shinju? (The scallop) DON'T interrupt your leading figure, and YES, HOSHI, I CAN HEAR YOU!!! JUST STOP TRYING TO HELP AND DO WHAT YOU USUALLY DO!! (Everyone except Yijiro's fellow students were confused)
  • Deadpool:... Imaginary friend?
  • Yijiro: Copepod plankton. Hoshi has a problem communicating. In fact, he always tries to get noticed yet fails.
  • SpongeBob: Oh, trust me, I know how it feels for a plankton to get noticed. My world spawned a plankton that JOINED the Villain League, and he's an evil genius who wants his restaurant to get noticed by stealing the formula of a good food product of the restaurant I work for, but he really sucks at it. But at least THIS plankton is good.
  • Hoshi: (As we see him at a microscopic level) THANKS FOR NOTICING, CHEESEHEAD!!!
  • Yijiro: Let's come up with a plan. And let's START with finding a safe location to plan the next move.
  • Patrick: So plan to MAKE a plan?... GENIUUUUUUUUUUUSS!!!!
  • Hoshi:... OKAY, THAT'S ENOUGH STUPIDITY I CAN TAKE!!! (He went through the invisible beating in No Weenies Allowed as it ended in just five seconds with Patrick on the ground with his butt showing as it was in the air)
  • Yijiro: HOSHI! That's no way to behave! Being unnoticeable is no excuse to throw a hissy fit.
  • Lord Shen: Let's just go! (They head out)

The Shrine.

  • Tsin started to the beyond, as the villagers have long left, as waves of Heartspawn are seen in the far distence.....
  • Tsin sighed and closed his eyes, as a shadow loomed.
  • He opened them to see Voidheart....
  • Voidheart: "..... Greetings, Master Tsin."
  • Tsin: "Why bother with formalities Voidheart?"
  • Voidheart: "Cutting to the chase, eh? If your wondering where Faithless and Creeps are...... They went to make sure the Uniter gets to the Mountian...... My army will only come under my approval...... So, where's the she-panda? (Laughs)...... Did I scared her off? Won't be surprised though."
  • Tsin: She's not involved in this any longer.
  • Voidheart: I think she's pretty involved.
  • Tsin: No! This is the final time we serve you OR your master! After all THIS... We follow you no more! We are going to fight for our freedom, even if we die in the process.
  • Voidheart:... So THAT'S how it's going to be, is it?
  • Tsin: And it's how it must! Now... Your move!
  • Voidheart: GLADLY, YOU INSUBORDINATE TESTI-CHUTE!!! (He launches his spiked ball hand at him as he was unable to react as it smashed him into the Palace)
  • Tsin:... (He recovered himself with all his Chi/Ki)...
  • Voidheart:... It doesn't matter how much you do to protect this Valley! Mothlock called my about everyone's insubordination, and has ordered that you ALL are forbidden to leave OR enter this valley UNTIL our job is done! And my forces are NOT going to rest until they do theirs as well.
  • Tsin: I would rather DIE than continue serving your master at this point! And after all that has happened, I'm sure EVERYONE in the Valley would do the same.
  • Voidheart: Hmmph! Sure, die for honor, the most gutless thing to receive honor.
  • Tsin: HOW DARE YOU BRING OUR HONOR STANDARDS IN VAIN?!? (Voidheart smashes him into another wall as he transforms his spike ball into a large energy-infused flail as he uses it against Tsin)...
  • Voidheart: LET'S SEE HOW YOU HANDLE THIS!! (He lashes his flail rapidly at Tsin as he easily dodged it every time, and then he uses a Chi/Ki punch to seemingly weaken Voidheart) AAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaahhhhhh!!!
  • Tsin:... This... Is SURE to end you so that even your master can no longer restore you!
  • Voidheart:... (Chuckles)... You think so, huh?... Well, THINK AGAIN!!! (He easily restores himself even stronger, gaining multiple spike ball arms in the process)...
  • Tsin:... YOU... YOU KNOW CHI, TOO?!?
  • Voidheart: You surprised?
  • Tsin: Well... Not really. Mothlock WAS exposed to it.
  • Voidheart: Oh, well THAT'S not all... NEPHEW!!! (He unleashes an entire flurry of Ki that ravages much of the Palace, including the Shrine)... (He cackles wildly, causing Tsin to finally recognize him)
  • Tsin:... UNCLE MASU?!?
  • Voidheart (Masu): THAT'S RIGHT, TSIN!!!
  • Tsin: "Ok, ok, STOP STOP?! What're you doing in a reanimated Darkspawn body processed by darkness ooze!?"
  • Voidheart: Well, you see, when a darkspawn dies, their souls are banished automaticly to the banished realms while their bodies are doomed to never rot. Hence why they are dumped in secret burial grounds, so us mortals don't have to stare at them. Why else would anything assusiated with the darkspawn, even after becoming this, be so quick to work alongside Mothlock, someone part of a race that nicknames darkspawn as minor servents of darkness as if they're better then them? Without the original owner of this litterally damned body, it's really nothing but a vessel for the souls Mothlock freed for his intentions. He went out of his way to bring back the souls of the damned, criminals and villains of our world's past, to process the bodies of the demonic, enhanced by modifived darkness ooze, and became greater perfection. DARK, Prefections. We were grateful enough for his generiousity that we served him questionlessly.
  • Tsin: ".... Fair enough..... BUT WHY THOUGH?!"
  • Voidheart: WHY?! Isn't it even remotely clear by now, nefpew?! YOU SEE, I ROTTED IN THAT SPIRITUAL PRISON FOR YEARS, NO THANKS TO YOU BY THE WAY!!! And Mothlock took pity on me! He resurrected me, and gave me something STRONGER than Ki! He infused me with Chi, and I hoped for certain I would be his BEST, as the legendary Chiki-Tanuki, which was thought to be impossible to give birth, to EVEN when subspecies from BOTH our lands cross-bred! And so did I all these years! But after witnessing the power you received to defeat me... I REALIZED THE LEGEND WAS ALL TOO REAL!!!
  • Tsin: I'm not a Chiki-Tanuki! I am merely a false Chiki-Tanuki at best.
  • Voiheart (Masu): Maybe so, but little do you know, that I've been reading ALL sources of the legend. It's said that it can only be born as the son of TWO false Chiki-Tanukis! And you clearly have limited knowledge of OUR heritage!

Flashback

  • (Voidheart/Masu): You see, long ago, we at the Qi-Chan Valley made friends with Chi-Tanuki in hopes of proving the legend to be real, and the plan was made.. By the Valley's founder himself, Qi-Chan! He had hoped that uniting both our kinds would do something great and create the legendary Chiki-Tanuki! But he has done all but fail as a bit of a racial uproar drifted us apart, so Chi-Tanuki in Japan started out rare. Thousands of years later, we discovered that something might've proved that Qi-Chan's legend was real. And so, Mothlock decided to try something when he released me. He gained the heartless of a poor Chi-Tanuki who lived in a nearby village, and he decided to combine it with my host Heartspawn body. And as a result...

Present

  • Tsin:... By the Fires of Yinglong!... You can't mean...
  • Voidheart (Masu): Indeed. (He powers up and becomes a Tanuki-like Heartspawn as his spike-ball arm features remained)... I... AM NOW THE LEGENDARY CHIKI-TANUKI, IF THOUGH AT IT'S MAXIMUM CORRUPTED POTENTIAL! WHY ELSE AM I THIS POWERFUL?!? Heartspawn, are more then just perfected darkness ooze processing dead darkspawn, though that is an impourent ingredient, don't get me wrong, HEARTSPAWN ARE ACTUALLY THE RESULT OF THE COMBINATION OF 2, 4, 10, OR EVEN A THOUSAND HEARTLESSES TO CREATE A MONSTER STRONG ENOUGH TO BE ON EQUAL MATCH TO THE DARKSPAWN!!!
  • Tsin:... This... THIS IS UNFATHOMABLE!!!
  • Voidheart (Masu): Yes! And now, it's time I finished what I started, by KILLING YOU!!!
  • Voidheart starts to overwealm Tsin!
RPG Suspense Strangeness - Naruto Shippuden

RPG Suspense Strangeness - Naruto Shippuden

  • Tsin: (He dodged all of Voidheart's attacks as he struggled as they got faster and more resilient, as thunderclaps were heard in the background as the fight escalated, Voidheart cackling as he used his Chi/Ki in various devastating ways, damaging more of the Palace, and destroying much of it's sacred foundations, as Tsin struggled to defeat him)
  • Voidheart: HOW DOES IT FEEL, NEPHEW, KNOWING THAT NO MATTER HOW MUCH SUN BEAR TRAINED YOU, YOU STILL CAN'T MEASURE UP TO SOMEONE LIKE ME?!? I AM MORE POWERFUL THAN YOU CAN EVER IMAGINE NOW! I HAVE CHI, KI, AND DARK POWERS ON MY SIDE, WITH THE DURIABLY OF BOTH WORLD DESTROYING DEMONS TO BOOT!!! YOU DON'T STAND A CHANCE!! SO, FOR THE LAST TIME, WHERE IS THE SHE-PANDA?!?
  • Tsin: I WOULD RATHER DIE!!!
  • Voidheart: "EASIER TO GRANT THEN SAY?!"
  • Voidheart continues figting him until his power crackles all over the Palace, destroying the supports and eventually causing the entire place to come down as everyone who saw it were devastated, including Fa, Po, and Shifu...
  • Tsin recovered, and was equally as devastated as the Palace was destroyed, with peach tree blossom petals blowing around, and Voidheart came out after using his smoke sublimation ability, restoring himself with a burst of energy, incinerating all the peach blossom petals, and continued to fight Tsin...
  • Tsin: (Stuggling with Voidheart) UNCLE MASU, STOP THIS AT ONCE!!! I AM SICK OF HAVING TO FIGHT A MEMBER OF MY FAMILY NO MATTER HOW TAINTED HE HAS BECOME!!!
  • Voidheart: WELL TOO BAD?! IT'S OBVIOUSLY TOO LATE FOR ME AT THIS POINT?! IT'S TIME TO ACCEPT THAT YOU ARE BASICLY THE LAST OF THE FAMILY?! You dear "Uncle Masu" truely is gone! THERE IS ONLY, VOIDHEART?! IT'S NOW TIME TO BE A MAN?! NOW DIE LIKE ONE!!! (Thunder crackled wildly as they continued fighting, all until Voidheart used the lightning to devastate and blast the entire area, blinding and disorientating Tsin)... (He unleashed Darkspawnic fire as he infused it with his flail arms, charging at Tsin)... MY MASTER GAVE ME SOMETHING BETTER THAN BEING PAWN TO SOME RIDICULOUS TEACHER'S PETS!!! I HAD POWER, AND I COULD DO ANYTHING I WANTED WITH IT!!!
  • Tsin: YOU KNOW OUR RULES, UNCLE MASU!!! WITH GREAT POWER COMES GREAT RESPONSIBILITY!!! YOU THINK THAT MIGHT MAKES RIGHT, BUT IT IS ALL A BIG FAT CRUEL LIE!!! YOU FORGOT THAT AND YOU PAID THE ULTIMATE PRICE!!!
  • Voidheart: OH, I DID! IF I WASN'T GOING TO FIT IN WITH OUR FAMILY, AND IF I WASN'T GOING TO BE THEIR MASTER, THEN I ACCEPTED THE NEXT BEST THING: THIS!!! (He began overwhelming Tsin with his flaming flails) SO I AM FINALLY GOING TO DESTROY YOU, AND EVERYTHING YOU LOVE, AND THIS TIME, SUN BEAR ISN'T HERE TO SAVE YOU!! (He unleashed a powerful blast of Chi/Ki through a flail-twisting technique that scorched Tsin, weakening him into struggling to get up)... Stay down, Nephew! (He cools down) There is nothing you or your comrades can do anymore. Mothlock will get what he wants, or this world will be wiped off of the face of the UUniverses!
  • Tsin: MUST I REMIND YOU THAT THIS WORLD IS THE HEART OF MAGIC IN THIS UNIVERSE?!?
  • Voidheart: Well, don't peg him for a deluded fool. Maybe that's the point here! Maybe Mothlock knows that and plans to take all that power and transfer it to his own future capital of evil. With it under HIS control, evil will SPREAD ALL ACROSS THIS UUNIVERSES, AND WITH THE UNITER BLADE IN HAND, AND WITH HIS PET CAT BACK, HIS RACE WILL FINALLY APPRECIATE AND SUPPORT HIM!! THIS UNIVERSE WILL BE THE FIRST TO SUFFER HIS WRATH!!! And I can only imagine what he will go after next after this universe goes into his control. AND I AM JUST WILLING ENOUGH TO OBLIGE HIM FOR GIVING ME THIS GRAND OPPORTUNITY!!! (Cackles)
  • Tsin:... Well, given the threat THAT poses, NOTHING is going to keep the heroes in OR out of this good valley! One way or another, the Land of Prosperity will live up to it's name again, and your master will NEVER SEE THAT DAY COME!!!
  • Voidheart:... (Chuckles)... Famous last words. (He strangles and constricts Tsin with his flail arms)... I'VE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS FOR A LONG TIME, TO SEE YOU DIE!!! (Cackles wildly as he nearly killed him)
  • ???: HEY!!! (Po and Fa were seen at the stairs panting)
  • Fa:... Oh, Sweet Yinglong, these stairs!!!
  • Po: I KNOW!!!... ANYONE GOT A GLASS OF WATER?!?
  • Voidheart: (Manifesting water) Sparkling or regular?
  • Fa: Oh, you're too ki- (Voidheart crushed them as the water gushed onto the floor) AAAAAND I forgot whom I was referring to!
  • Shifu: So, Masu Shu, you have been serving Mothlock just out of your own pettiness and greed? I'm not surprised!
  • Fa: "I'm actselly surprised. I thought we were just fighting reanimated darkspawn corpses turned heartless. I didn't know dead spirits of some of our world's worse people are involved! Way to go contrived plot-twist on us, Masu!"
  • Voidheart: Never... EVER... CALL ME BY THAT NAME AGAIN!!! I, AM VOIDHEART!!! HEARTSPAWN CHIKI-TANUKI SCOURGE OF THIS LAND!!! And I wanna thank you for showing yourself to me! (He launches his spiked ball arms and uses the nerve technique on them as it only had the same effect as when Tai Lung used it on Po, tickling them wildly as they laughed, and constantly fails to do it)
  • Fa: ST-STOP!!! PLEASE!!! (Laughs) WE'RE GONNA PEE-HEE-HEE-HEE-HEE!!!
  • Voidheart:... HOW?!?
  • Shifu: It's like acupuncture, Masu! It's simply DIFFICULT to find the right nerve points in them under all their fat AND fur.
  • Voidheart:... Fat or no fat, I WILL NOT BE DEFEATED SO EASILY BY THE LIKES OF TWO BIG FAT PANDAS!!!
  • Po: Are you talking to us?
  • Shifu: Oh, no, he called them 'big fat pandas'!
  • Po: Are you talking to US?!?
  • Shifu: Shouldn't have done that!
  • Po: ARE YOU TALKING TO US?!?
  • Shifu: Now you're in for it!
  • Po:... THEY CALL US...
  • Po/Fa: (MR./MS.) BIG FAT PANDA!!!! (They then proceeded to bounce Voidheart around multiple times with their bellies until it became pinball)
  • Voidheart: (He screeched loudly as he burst in energy, everyone protecting themselves with Chi and/or Ki)... I WILL NOT STAND FOR THIS!!! I WILL NOT BE HUMILIATED BY A MORON AND HIS GIRLFRIEND!!!
  • Fa: WHOA, EASY THERE, TOUGH GUY! We just met! Plus, I think Tigress is actselly more interested in him!
  • Voidheart: Nevertheless! (He attacks them with all he got as they began to overwhelm everything, adapting to each tactic)
  • Suddenly, the camera stopped rolling!
  • Deadpool came out!
  • Deadpool: "OK, WHAT THE HELL, MSM?! WHERE DID THAT CAME FROM?! We were doing fine with the Heartspawn just being reanimated Darkspawn Corpses from the secret burial ground in the Mountain Mothlock's in! WHERE THE HELL DID MASU BEING VOIDHEART ALL THIS TIME COME FROM?!"
  • MSM: Well, to be fair, I DID think that Scroopfan was going to throw that twist here at SOME point. You never can tell when things go M. Night Shyamalan on everybody.
  • Deadpool: Hmmph! You and your good points! HEY, PRODUCER!!! ANY WORDS ON THIS?!?
  • Scroopfan: "Actselly, I wasn't gonna do anything like that! I was gonna keep Voidheart as, Voidheart."
  • Deadpool: "YA SEE?!"
  • Scroopfan: "But, it's not to say that it's bad, it just didn't came organicly. I mean, again, it's not bad, it just wasn't what I was going for. This time, I didn't had a surprise in mind, I was gonna leave Voidheart as Voidheart, not, the alternate persona of Tsin's uncle!"
  • Deadpool: "Ya hear that MSM? Even the master of making surprises was gonna be straight about Voidheart for once!"
  • MSM:... Well, I guess that IS unfortunate. But hey, it's just speculation. Has that EVER been right? I mean, we ALL thought 2012 was gonna be the end of the world because the Mayans said so, and we're STILL saying all the s*** the people on that airplane in that Death Has a Shadow Family Guy episode said while Peter was trying to crash it... OR the Nostaglia Critic's 'I LOVE BEING ALIVE' joke in his Independence Day review. Be honest, has ANY kind of speculation been right at this point?
  • Scroopfan: Well, find, but this wasn't a matter of speculation, it was a matter of how a twist should work. In Safety or Freedom, it had alot of prior mentionings of corruptus before the big reveil that Corrutus was pulling the strings. We only have like ONE mentioning of Masu and Voidheart never gave any prior indication that he was Tsin's uncle! As far as what the story showed before this point, Voidheart was gonna be exactly what he is. This twist didn't came organicly enough and it felt like it was added for the sake of you taking more advanaged of Tsin's family issues.
  • MSM: Well, when you think about it, he IS smart enough to ensure nobody would make the connection. Darkspawn or anything related to them ARE supposed to be clever enough for them to be THIS feared. Shyamalan has his critics, but sometimes his twists CAN be great in movies like Sixth Sense, which SHOULD be a guide to how twists SHOULD work. But in movies like Devil, where it feels like they make up the rules as they go, it IS justified because the namesake baddy IS supposed to be unpredictable, otherwise he wouldn't be so revered as the worst person to make a deal with. Yeah, the devil there IS weird and illogical and even the Nostalgia Critic pointed it out, but at least it showed ONE or TWO qualities of a SUCCESSFUL devil, like unpredictability and 75% complete successes. And let's be honest, do you really think Masu was gonna be left out so easily regardless of a future appearance?
  • Scroopfan: "...... Well, I guess that is true that sometimes a twist can work with little to NO prior establishments....."
  • MSM: So, yeah, basically, we have a hard time telling what'll happen and what can't. WE'RE IN DIFFERENT AREAS OF AMERICA, FOR CRYING OUT LOUD, AND WE DON'T HAVE A F****** TELEPATHIC CONNECTION!! Hell, our avatars are literally movie directors for the Lodger's adventures in Dragon Realms Hollywood. Scroopfan's a sponge, and I'm a squirrel! Sure my custom body has it's flaws, but I kinda like it. Anyway, the point is, we CAN make this work.
  • Deadpool: I sincerely DOUBT that! False speculation or not, there's no WAY Scroopboy's gonna let this stay on the script because you-
  • Scroopfan: Actselly..... I'll allow it.
  • Deadpool: SEE?!? Told ya'! Now let's pause as I perform the 'In-Your-Face' Dance! (Does so in the same way as Jimmy and Anti-Cosmo in JTPH 2 until he suddenly stops)... Wait, what?
  • Scroopfan: "I'll actselly allow the surprise to stay, but under the condition we riff the junk out of it in the DBZ KAI Prologue since we're doing it abridge sytile. Just, promise me you'll be careful when you pull things like that."
  • MSM: HAH! As a guy who JUST started watching Hellsing Abridged LAST NIGHT and ALREADY laughed my ass off, AND after all the abridged shows I watched prior, I would ALREADY agree to riff on such a twist like a Shyamalan critic. And as for the SECOND promise, I'll try and be more cautious. I said 'Try' because of all the mistakes I did like getting the Fearsome Five's genders wrong, AND failing to misread the script at times won't guarantee I can keep an absolute promise. But it's better than nothing.
  • Deadpool: "..... Ya do realise that fans and critics alike we'll never shut up about this?"
  • Scroopfan: "Well, that's their problem for not expecting the unexpected."
  • MSM: Yeah! So, you want your crazy prologue next time? Just get back to the Lodgers and heroes, and help them stop this.
  • Deadpool: Alrighty! Have fun, fuckamuckers! (He resumed the plot)
  • Po: WHO KNEW MASU SHU WAS VOIDHEART?!? IF I DIDN'T KNOW NY BETTER, I'D SAY THIS JUST TURNED INTO A BAD SHYAMALAN MOVIE!... Actually, let me rephrase that, I'D SAY THIS JUST TURNED INTO A SHYAMALAN MOVIE!!
  • Fa: Who's Shyamalan?
  • Po: Questions later! Let's feed our knuckles, cuz' they're starting to eat themselves out of starvation.
  • Voidheart: (Cackles) Well, let's be honest about your 'Shyamalan' comment, do you REALLY think I'd stay out of this episode after my past was revealed? I mean, come on! Other villains revealed in flashbacks or backstories have ended up surprise villains, like Turbo from Wreck-It Ralph, or Nexus in Starchaser, to name a few! Would you have been surprised? I mean, wasn't Turbo a part of Team Nefarious?
  • Po: Well, yeah, but Nefarious ditched him anyway. It's not like he would've been a good addition anyway. He's just a guy who made a hypocritical statement while posing as the leader of a usurped game.
  • Voidheart: Well, do keep in mind that twist films have characters that DO that to keep their cover.
  • Po: Nevertheless! Now, come at us, bro!
  • Voidheart: (He launced all his flail arms at them as they dodged)
  • Fa: YOU HAVE DONE QUITE ENOUGH TO THIS VALLEY, VOIDHEART!!
  • Voidheart: I HAVEN'T DONE ENOUGH, THANK YOU VERY MUCH!!! (He unleashes his flail-twisting Chi/Ki blast)
  • Po/Fa: (They screamed as they flew down the stairs bouncing down them as they recovered easily thanks to Chi)
  • Voidheart: (Teleports down) Alright, you overgrown dumplings! Time for me to beat the filling outta you!
  • Fa: Very funny! And it's time for US to bust YOUR balls so hard, your well-endowed status, or lack there of, bursts outta ya.
  • Voidheart: YOU SPECIESIST SON OF A- (He attacked with his flail arms as they dodged) STOP MOVING!!! (They continued dodging)
  • Po: (They both lunged at him and belly-flopped him together, making him dazed enough for them to punch him into the air for a brief moment as they waited for him to come down, only or him to teleport down and use his spike-ball hands to punch them both into a wall) YOUGODDAMNCHEAPSONOFABI- (They crashed)
  • Voidheart: (Cackles)
  • Shifu: (Back at the Palace he was tending to Tsin)... Master Tsin! Be strong! We'll get through this.
  • Tsin: (Coughing blood) Worry not, Shifu! I can heal myself with the Chi I have left. But... No amount of Chi can heal me from... The Destruction of this great Palace.
  • Shifu: Not to worry. Mothlock did this, we can SURELY get him to fix it after Pang and Gazelle beat him. Now, until you heal, we need to get you to safety. (Tsin got up) Come on! Follow me! (They took off as it cut back to the fight against Po and Fa and Voidheart)
  • Voidheart: (As he managed to overwhelm the two pandas as they bounced across rooftops avoiding his flail arms) HOW ARE THESE FOR BALLS, YOU OVERWEIGHT BLOBS?!?
  • Fa: AND WHO'S SPECIESIST NOW- (She was flailed in the face in slow-mo as she crashed into a musical instrument shop, banging her head on a gong)
  • Po: FA! ARE YOU OKAY?!?
  • Fa: DID ANYONE GET THE HÀNZÌ OF THAT WAITER?!? I FORGOT TO LEAVE A TIP!!!
  • Voidheart: (Cackles) You all simply don't stand NO chance against the Heartspawn of a Chiki-Tanuki! My Chi an Ki makes me invulnerable to your powers. And I am also a spirit warrior, so don't expect to send me back with any techniques like the Wuxi Finger Hold.
  • Fa:... (Gets an idea)... What about The Zu-Hoi Banishment Pinkie Flick?
  • Voidheart: (Was shocked along with Po)... HOW DID YOU KNOW ABOUT THAT?!?
  • Fa: Believe me, if Tsin HADN'T nearly used that on me, it wouldn't have come to mind.
  • Po:... Uh, Fa, I NEED to tell you that the guy who developed that, he was lesser-known for a reason. How do you think he was an infamous warlord that his brother Master Wuxi had to defeat during his beginning days in the Third Dynasty? IT TAKES PEOPLE TO THE BANISHED REALMS!!! And trust me, people that suffer that fate, end up as slaves for the Darkspawn!... Then again, Banished Realms IS a child-friendly word for hell, so that IS supposed to be an over-glorified form of killing someone.
  • Fa: Well, he IS a Darkspawn by technicality, so it's clear the Spirit Realm is NOT GOOD ENOUGH FOR HIM!!!
  • Voidheart: (Growls) Damn you, nephew!
  • Fa: So, yeah, I already know how to beat him.
  • Voidheart:... Well, as clever as you are, I'm afraid it's foolish for you to think I'll give you that chance. I can phase through attacks like fog. (He turns into smoke and surrounds the two as he punched them multiple times in their weakest areas, and even in pressure points, causing them to do weird things)... AND WITH MY CHI/KI SENSES, I CAN LOCATE YOUR PRESSURE POINTS SO EASILY! I may not reach your nerves, but that doesn't protect you from pressure points! (Cackles as he continues to tackle them)
  • Fa: "HEY, (SLAPS VOIDHEART IN THE FACE, CAUSIG HIM TO LOSE FOCUS AND LOSE THE FOG) HANDS TO YOURSELF, YOU DEMONISTIC PERV?!"
  • Po: Yeah! I've dealt with THAT s*** enough as it is with Taotie's ball contraption.
  • Voidheart: Well, soon enough, you'll die along with the others of this world!
  • Fa: Isn't it YOUR homeworld?
  • Voidheart: I have no concern for it any longer. It rejected me, so I shall reject it right back. (He begins spinning his flails like a helicopter as it does wreckage to the village)
  • Fa: OH, GODDAMN IT!!
  • Po: WILL YOU LEAVE THE VILLAGE OUT OF THIS?!?
  • Voidheart: What're you gonna do, panda? (They attacked as he continued to overwhelm them, wrapping his flails around them and started grappling them all over the place, as they got dazed)
  • Po:... Ouchie!
  • Fa: Alright, Po, got any plans?
  • Po: Nah, at this point, all I can think of is punch him and hope he tires out.
  • Fa:... How about... We use the Cheng-Cheng Gemini Chi Technique?
  • Po:... The what?
  • Fa: You haven't heard of it?
  • Po: Well, I didn't know much about Chi since the movie, so no.
  • Fa: Well, luckily for you, I do. It a developed by a husband and wife, and it's a powerful Chi technique, and VERY effective.
  • Po:... And how do we do that?
  • Fa: Well, good time to learn!
  • Voidheart: DIE! (He spins his flail arms as they dodged)
  • Po: Okay, then! Be the first student to impress the Dragon Teacher.
  • Fa: Okay, all we need to do is join hands and do specific gestures.
  • Po:... You've fallen for me, haven't you?
  • Fa: No, you idiot! UGGH, I HATE that fallacy! It's a legitimate Chi technique. Surely as a Kung Fu Master, you KNOW techniques need gestures.
  • Po:... Well, alright, as long as you don't end up as seductive on me as Mei Mei.
  • Fa: I don't know who that is, but I can assume it's another panda, so I'll say it's fine. (They joined hands and did specific Kung Fu-like gestures)
  • Voidheart: (Sees them)... Oh, Poop in the Arakawa River, they just got personal. (Sighs) Well, I guess I should let them be together... IN HELL! (He blasts them as they seemingly died) HAH! Fools sitting still!
  • ???: OH, COMING FROM THE GUY WHO TOLD US TO STOP MOVING!! (They were both revealed to have been protected by a yellow Chi aura)
  • Po:... What... What happened?
  • Fa: The technique allows us both to tap into the same Chi reserve as we combined our power into one.
  • Po: Don't know if we DO have an equal Chi reserve nor can I find out since Dragon Ball Z said Ki can't be measured thanks to the flaws of those stupid scouters, and Chi shouldn't be any different.
  • Fa: Point being, we share Chi now. We can heal each other with our own Chi automatically, we share the same strength, speed, skill, and anything tangible, we can sustain each other's power without literally any loss in stamina, and we automatically measure ourselves in Chi to equal levels.
  • Po: Wow, you clever panda!
  • Fa: (Giggles) So, in technicality, I can use your Hero's Chi, and with our combined effort in strength, we can double it's efficiency, and waste these Heartspawns!
  • Po: I taught you well!
  • Voidheart: HAH! Gemini Trick or not, you STILL won't measure up- (They punched him as he made this noise)
ANK!!

ANK!!

  • Deadpool's voice: "Okay, seriously, why do we keep hearing that sound?"
  • MSM: Because even my Dad agrees that it's funny as f***, get used to it!
  • Shifu: (As they arrived to see the battle)... What're they doing?
  • Tsin:... They're using the Chang-Chang Gemini Chi Technique, looks like. You didn't know that technique?
  • Shifu:... Well, only barely. Oogway mentioned it only once, and said that it was a high-level technique that even HE had trouble learning for most of his life.
  • Tsin: Well... It DOES require TWO people to work, AND the energy MUST be equal in power and strength.
  • Shifu: Sadly, the details on that are far too unreliable. Dragon Ball Z says that power measurements are nothing.
  • Tsin: And the Changs said that when describing the technique before DBZ made it a thing, unfortunately.
  • Shifu: How-
  • Tsin: Sun Bear sees a LOT of visions.... How did they pull it off anyway? How do they know if they DID have equal Chi power?
  • Shifu: Hard to tell. Po trained in Chi for, and thy quote, 'half-in-half to Kung Fu, I guess?'.
  • Tsin: (Chuckles) Pandas, am I right?
  • Shifu: Indeed. (The two bumped fists with each other)
  • Voidheart: (The two jumped and belly-flopped him to the ground as he struggled to recover)... GRRRGH!! FILTHY PANDAS- (He looked and found them gone)... WHAT... WHERE DID THEY-
  • Po/Fa: PANDA GONG! (They grabbed him by two of his flail arms and played paddleball with their bellies and the chains, bouncing him about) BUTT SLAP! (They butted him off)
  • Voidheart: YAAAAAA- (He crashed on his head in slow-mo) OOOOHHH!! (He rolled about blabbering then it went back to slow-mo) EEEEEEHHHH!! (He rolled around again then it went to slow-mo again as he crashed into a house in slow motion)
  • (Deadpool): FATALITY!
  • (MSM): DEADPOOL, PLEASE GET OUT OF THE MOTION CAPTURE STUDIO!!!
  • (Deadpool): WOOPWOOPWOOPWOOPWOOPWOOPWOOPWOOP!!
  • Voidheart: (He sublimated as dark mist and came out) I AM GOING TO FEED YOU DUMPLINGS TO MY KIN!!! (He charged at them)
  • Fa: YOU SURE, OR ARE THEY GONNA FINISH?!?
  • Voidheart: YAAH! (He launches his spiked ball arms at them as it punched them in slow-mo as they staggered back in a pulse-like reaction, and they ended up bouncing back and knocking Voidheart into the building again)...
  • Po: THAT'S gonna be white in the morning! Is that racist? That might be racist.
  • Fa: Eh, there's nobody here but us, so-
  • Voidheart: (He coils his flail arms around them and comes up to them)... THAT'S ENOUGH S*** FOR YOU, YOU BIG ASSHOLES! As entertaining punching bags you make, I believe it's time you met your makers.
  • Po: "Yeah, just one last thing."
  • Voidheart: "What?!"
  • Po and Fa farted a loud fart, stinky enough to disoriantate Voidheart and caused him to unknowingly let go of them!
  • Voidheart: "OH GREAT MOTHLOCK, THAT'S DISGUSTING?! OGGGGGGGGGGG?! THIS COULD NOT GET ANY WO-"
  • Fa/Po: HEY, VOID-FART! (They held his two spike-ball arms with their fingers in a different means than the Wuxi Finger Hold)
  • Voidheart:... Aw, Anata wa guchi no futotta musuko o tsumaranai!!
  • Fa/Po:... (The two looked at each other and shook)... Skedush! (A Darkspawn-style banishment aura was used as it dragged him straight away)... BELLY GONG! (They bounced their bellies again) YEAH!
  • Shifu: "Well done you two.... Now that only leaves a very ticked off army of Heartspawn!"
  • The Heartspawn were coming into the village!
  • Fa/Po: "..... AWWWW, CRAP?!"
  • Po:... Chi Dragon?
  • Fa: Chi Dragon! (They created two giant Chi Dragons similar to the one Po used to defeat Kai)... COOL!!! WE'RE GIANT DRAGONS!!!
  • Po: I KNOW, RIGHT?!? (The two laughed)
  • Tsin/Shifu: HOLY CRAP!!!
  • Po: (They all saw through the Dragon's Eyes and bonded their mortal bodies with them as they flew) THIS IS AWESOME!!
  • Fa: DAMN RIGHT!!!
  • Heartspawn 1: "...... Fuck this shit I'm out! (He runs off!)"
  • Heartspawn LT: "READY ARROWS?!"
  • Heartspawn Archers readied their bows!
  • Po: HAH! You seriously think those arrows will hurt a Chi Drag- (They fired them as they displayed a Chi-like aura)... Oh, I guess that works- (They skimmed right past them) AW, CRAP!!! (They avoided the arrows)
  • Fa: HOW DO WE GET THESE GUYS?!?
  • Po: DRAGON AGILITY, FA! (They ended up dodging the countless arrows, as they ended up gobbling the Heartspawn as they were constantly cast off)... Wow, for some reason they taste like-
  • Fa: Cheese dumplings? I KNOW! It's like the Chi knows us or something.
  • Po: I know! At this point, we MAY end up a couple.
  • Fa: (The two laughed) But seriously, let's not give any shippers that chance. (They continued gobbling up the Heartspawn)
  • Shifu:...
  • Tsin: Amazing.
  • Shifu: Indeed. They seem to make a good team.
  • Po: (They finally finished the last of them, and turned back into pandas)... Whew!
  • Tsin:... Nice work. But we're not done yet. The only way to TRULY save the Valley is to take down Mothlock. And Pang and the Uniter Princess are on their way up there as we speak.
  • Po: (As the two look at each other)... Can we take him?
  • Shifu: Well, not at first, no. First, we must wait to see how things play out with Pang and Gazelle before attacking. We don't want him to be on expectations given his power.
  • Fa:... Then let's do it!
  • Shifu: AND if we do it right, we can not only get Pang Bing's missing heart half back, but we can have Mothlock undo everything he ever did since he arrived on this world.
  • Po: Good thinking!
  • Shifu: Good is right. Let's go! (They head up the stairs, only for Po and Fa to go into average panda laziness as they begin climbing)
  • Tsin:... (He and Shifu face-palmed themselves)

Mothlock Mountain

  • Gazelle: (As she travelled up the mountain with Pang, Faithless, and Creeps, as they watched the disgusting things the refinery did to the mountain and valley below, until the arrived at the front entrance)... Are you ready for this?
  • Pang:... I'm a little scared.
  • Gazelle: Just stay close. It's time to end this however we can while our comrades deal with the rest... If they can. (They entered and saw Mothlock in his dark misty form on his throne)
  • Mothlock:... At long last! You have arrived! (He boldly and menacingly showed his true form, as Pang and Gazelle were amazed yet frightened at his stature)... Now it's time to get to the business at hand. (He chuckles to himself as Gazelle and Pang showed bravery as much as they could).
  • Gazelle: "(Quietly) Just stay calm, Pang. This will be over before lunchtime."
  • Faithless: (Chuckles) We'll see.
  • Gazelle kicks Faithless in the gut!
  • Faithless: "DOWWWWWWWWWW?!"
  • Gazelle: "That wasn't meant for you!"
  • Mothlock: Can we please be civilised before we premature start things? So, let's cut to the chase. I want the Uniter Blade, AND Pang's servitude again.
  • Gazelle: Look, Mothlock, she's not coming back. You used her.
  • Mothlock: Oh, did I? I really WAS gonna bring her family back. I may be the overgrown version of an animal you find in between the screws of your household lamp, but I AM a Mothron of my word. (Reveils a large sytilest box brought in by Heartspawn leftbehinds)... See? I have the key to doing it right here.
  • Pang:... An... An Anti-Magic Imprisonment Device? They were QUITE common in my time. So... How WERE you gonna do it?
  • Mothlock: I found it here in the mountain, disguarded along side the corpses of dead Darkspawn that infested this place.... And make no mistake.  This is the imprisonment device the past Emperor who oppressed you imprisoned your sisters in.
  • Pang: (Was surprised)... You can't be serious! I thought... I thought they were executed!
  • Mothlock: You'd think that, but remember. That idiot originally wanted magic to empower him to be able to spread this world's and his own enfluence throughout the Dreamworks system! He only encouraged the discrimination as payback. He really was only gonna keep them trapped until he can finally get them to agree and adhere to his wishes. Unfortuantely the imperial family betrayed that idiot before that came to past, and things like this have been spread out ever since. Bottom line, I NEVER used her. Do I admit encouraging her worse nature? Yes, but at least I only did so to empower her to seek revenge, and I was going to actselly reward those efferts. I am not just another tolken "villianious" mastermind who's all bark and no tricks and treats that plagues the mortal villain populus. No. See, I'm someone who returns favers. Ask the Uniter Hunters. I don't just make people do things against their better judgement for the sake of having them do it for my self induldgence. No. I actselly give due rewards. Honestly, you'd be amaze how much more commen loyal minions would be if their masters had equil mindsets. But I'm getting off tracked. If anything, she used YOU. She pretended to have changed, JUST so she can lure you to me, where I would FINALLY get my hands on the Uniter Blade. (Chuckles) It kinda comes with having half a heart.
  • Gazelle:... I don't believe you! You're just trying to turn her against me. I am FAR too familiar with trickery, ESPECIALLY when it's around someone with a heart as black as night like yours.
  • Mothlock: I applaud you for your good heart, but it's TRAGICLY misplaced. She'd only went along with your nonsense because you've had her right where you wanted her. You stole some of her powers, and there was nothing she could do but play to your sympathies. Curiosity may kill the cat, but that's probably the point. Now, thanks to your ill-placed sympathy, your seperated from your friends, and once I get the Uniter Blade either-which way, I'll deal with them accordingly. Had it not been for my Uniter Hunters, you could've been safe, and she be locked up in the Louger's holding cells.
  • Gazelle:... Pang, PLEASE tell me he's being a big fat liar!
  • Pang:... To be honest, my mind is still a blank slate. Maybe it's because of my Semi-Heartless composition, but I can't say yes or no without knowing I'm lying to you and myself.
  • Mothlock: Well, then, there's our problem. All you need is a little nudge. I think it's time your liberated from all weaknesses, Pang Bing. (He casts a spell as his eyes went shadowy that causes her to stagger back as he takes the other half of her heart, turning her into a cat-shaped Heartless)
  • Gazelle: PANG!!
  • Heartless Pang:... You are SUCH a sucker, Uniter! (Cackles) It was hook, line, and sinker. Now I have fulfilled my master's whims by bringing him the Blade.
  • Gazelle: PANG, THAT'S NOT WHAT YOU'D SAY! THAT'S HEARTLESS TALK! YOU HAVE TO SNAP OUT OF IT!
  • Mothlock: She can't help it, I'm afraid. You have been alone from the first moment you showed weakness. When was it, now? OH, RIGHT! (He casts a magic portal that shows her as a teenager telling off young Bellwether, reminding her awfully about her weakness)... That makes you no different than ANY other Uniter Princess before you. Just like them, you have a weakness that our kind was GOOD at exploiting. We ALWAYS find a way to crack a Uniter Princess until they sacrifice themselves. Your weakness was obvious even a mile away. You fear imbalance in civil society. You fear how a simple wreck in relations is as simple as a snap of your fingers. But I assure you, the UUniverses are the same. The UUniverses have ALWAYS been worlds of imbalance. Nobody gets along with a simple alien who falls from the sky and says 'We come in peace'! Xenophobia and tension between different people will NEVER truly die. Though nothing truly and physically lasts forever, there are things that CAN. Differences are dangerous, and all you could do with your charming little songs, was prolong the inevitable. Motivational words can only do so much. Your world may be about tolerence, but your not like the Equestians. Your people are not pure enough to keep consistent with such ideals. You clearly ran into such exsamples. You even personally KNOWN, such exsamples. Why, there's even one, that you hated with your very heart, because of how broken that certain white tiger was. You did everything you could with your fancy dances and attractive tigers, and even emotional and finacel support from your little hyena nanny, and yet, certain places exist where hatred, needless or otherwise, runs ramped. That's certainly true, for Her-
  • Gazelle: DON'T SAY IT!!!
  • Mothlock:... HERBAVORIS!
  • Gazelle: (Screams in eye-watering anger)
  • Mothlock: In the words of a familiar inhabitant of your world, life isn't some cartoon musical where you sing a little song, and your insipid dreams magically come true. No matter what you sing, OR what obvious universe you're in, it's simply isn't done. All you can do is let it go!
  • Gazelle: (Gets aggravated) STOP IT! STOP TRYING TO GET TO ME! I REFUSE to believe anything you say.
  • Mothlock: Oh, of course. Just remember this apawn your asendtion to the spirit realm. You can't control the will of others. Enfluence them? Yes. But their wills, are their own. That's why Pang Bing had to brainwash people. Yet, nevertheless, you have fulfilled your destiny. The Uniter Legacy has been destroyed multiple times for a reason. Uniters do what they can until they wear their mark. You're just another sad passing trend for everyone to forget about as soon as you die. Sure, you'll keep true devoters like your hyena nanny, loyal fans, and even both of your adopted and naterol parents, but soon, even they will have to meet their life's jounrey's end sometime, and the only ones who will remember your existence will be the Lightflies and the Mothrons, but only because we like to record the names of failures. But I'll give you this. You lasted alittle longer at least. But it's time for the trend to return with a vengence. Soon, if I don't get what I want right here, right now, this world will be destroyed, you along with it!
  • Gazelle: I WON'T LET YOU!
  • Mothlock:... Pang? Beat the Blade out of her, if you please.
  • Heartless Pang: (She attacks her)
  • Mothlock: (Cackles) YOU HEAR THAT, EMPEROR?!? I AM FINALLY AMOUNTING TO SOMETHING!! (Cackles)
  • Heartless Pang: (As she continues to attack her)... WHY AREN'T YOU FIGHTING BACK, YOU GUTLESS COWARDLY PREY ANIMAL?!?
  • Gazelle:... Because you've left me nothing to fight for.
  • Heartless Pang:... (She was touched by those words, as something happened to her, her two heart halves arriving)
  • Mothlock: WHAT?!?
  • Pang Bing: (As the heart halves united and returned to it's owner, she gained her true and kind form back)... Trust me, Gazelle. If I was still semi-Heartless, I'd have no answer to that. But now that my true colors are back... I will say wisely... There's always something to fight for. I believe in you, just as much as you believed in me.
  • Gazelle:... Thank you.
  • Mothlock: HOW?!? HOW IS THIS POSSIBLE?!? (He suddenly sees that the shield keeping the Lodgers out and the heroes in the Valley inside has suddenly started dissipating) NO! NO!!! NOOO!!! (It completely fades) NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!... (Growls) HOW COULD THIS HAVE HAPPENED?!?
  • Gazelle: "It appears that when you reunited Panf Bing's heart, it was able to make it's own choices. And thanks to me bonding with Pang Bing, even in her state, it choose not to take you seriously anymore."
  • Mothlock: "(Sighs calming down)..... Hearts were always an unpredictable force. But this far from deters me from wanting to have Pang Bing's service. Remember..... I, am the only one who can freely tamper with the imprisonment device without using complicated magic or chi powers. Mothron magic trumps anything of mortal creation or power. But also consider this. (The Children, The Fearsome Five, and Heartless Folk are brought in by Heartspawn) Their lives are also, on the line. So how's about this deal? Surrender the uniter blade AND Pang Bing, and I'll gladly surrender all of these folks back to the outside world. Failure to comply..... Well..... You can safely guess the end result based on what you learned from the giant squid of japan."
  • Gazelle: "...... Mothlock, I get that you are hurting when your own people rejected you and your beliefs. You were trying to introduse new ideas, and they failed to understand. But.... Think about it..... Would doing what your doing now, really change their minds? Even that of the Emperor who wronged you?"
  • Mothlock: "Admitingly, yes. I won't be surprise if that old fool keeps to his old guard. But fortunately.... (Laughs evily). Mothron subjects are a fickle short. I know that from exspearience. They'll turn their attention away from his aged failure, to a new power on the rise. Whether the method is debatable, as long as it involves another failed Uniter, AND the actual capture of the Blade. But I know you would rather it be through this world NOT being destroyed in the progress. And for a sweetener. I won't even bother hurting your little Louger friends. The pain of losing you is punishment enough. And as for the land? Well, I will likely be away to bath in the glory of my people's newfound appresiation, so, at least, a temporary leave of the Land of Propsperiy."
  • Gazelle: "But otherwise, it's still on your rule?"
  • Mothlock: "That much depends on things. On the unlikely chance I get elected a new emeperor, then all reshorces on this land will be taken off to better benifit the Mothron Race. If I just get my old position back, then I'm likely to have a lackey to watch over the place for me. If I just became my own celeberty, well, the same as it was foretold."
  • Gazelle: "..... But alot of these still leaves this land in poor condition."
  • Mothlock: "Oh, don't get me wrong, I loved what the land of prosperity used to be like. Alot of what you saw is mainly because, well, simply put, Darkness Ooze is not eviomentally kind, modifived or otherwise. Not to say I complain about the current state though. Reminds me of Obscuro. And sadly, even for someone of my power, there's little I can do about the effects of the glorious ooze of Mother Darkness."
  • Gazelle: "..... So..... Your saying that your promises, are based on what you can do?"
  • Mothlock: "Yes, but be assured, I can still do ALOT of powerful things."
  • Gazelle: "..... Well here's, the issue. Your promises are also luck based. Even if everything goes as plan, karma and fate, have the final say. For exsample, even after you free Pang's sisters, and those people over there, who's to say they're any better off then where you found them? You may can garrentie their return, but what's your answer to the likely fact that, they would NOT be happy about Pang's actions? Oh let me guess? Would you turn THEM into Half-Heartlesses too? And back to the main deal?! Well, your obviously here because you were an outcast to your own race! And even if what you said is true, they still fear the Mothron Emperor, more then any gained admiration. He would deem you as a threat to his rule based on what you said, and would want to destroy you, Pang Bing, all of your creations, even half of this world if he is given reason to. That being said..... It's great you live up to promises. But the great factor is, the one thing your power can't garrentie, is the long-term consinquences of your actions. Like you said. You can't control the will of others. Enfluence them? Si. But their will is their own. And let's be honest. You can't control the Mothron Emperor's will, and he has a better enlfuence on the race then you, even after your would-be success."
  • Mothlock: ".... Alas, you proven to be a wise Uniter. Very well. A new deal. And it's back to that so-called promsied "battle" you made earlier. The same deal applies, only with new changes. I defeat the both of you, you BOTH become my vanguards of a new army, and you help me dispose of that soon to be FORMER empire. But, should you actselly win, your free to punish me as you so choose, and your free to do with this land to your heart's content. This is a benifital promise either way. My defeat would keep the emperor from making any war-worthy moves, and this land will return to it's namesake, but my victory, would ensure a new age for everyone involved. A very Kingpinian deal, if you will. Just be warned through...... Well, I didn't used to be one of the most powerful warlocks of the Mothron race for nothing, Uniter. Compaired to the amusing oppendents you congured before, I make them look like warm-ups. Do we have a deal?"
  • Gazelle: "..... Well, we came to pretty much kick your kishter anyway, so why not? But trust me. With Pang Bing by my side, I'll handle anything you can dish out."
  • Mothlock: "..... Anything?"
  • Mothlock flew up into the air and over the darkness ooze.
  • Mothlock: "HOW'S THIS!?"
  • Gazelle: "Mothlock, wait, what're you-"
  • Mothlock stopped flying and fell down!
  • Gazelle: "MOTHLOCK WAIT!"
  • Faithless and Creeps are equily surprised!
  • Mothlock fell right into the Darkness Ooze and has seemingly vanished......
  • Gazelle: "....... Why...... Why whould he do that?"
  • Creeps: "...... Does, that mean we lost by default?"
  • Pang Bing: "No...... It's only the beginning...... WE NEED TO GET EVERYONE OUT OF THE MOUNTAIN, NOW?!"
  • Gazelle: Yeah, I think this MAY be him stepping his bounds.
  • Creeps: Why, what's he do- (Suddenly, an entire splotch of Darkness Ooze erupted from the pool as everyone ran for it, the ooze from the refinery getting sucked back up as well, as Po, Fa, Shifu, and Tsin stopped at the sight of it, as did the Lodgers who had noticed the shield going down and successfully entered the valley)
  • Po:... I got a bad feeling about this.
  • Gazelle: (She and Pang teleported in) GUYS, MOTHLOCK'S SUBJECTING HIMSELF TO THE OOZE!! WE NEED TO GET READY FOR A HUGE BATTLE!!!
  • Shifu/Tsin:... Oh, no! (The erupting ooze manifested itself as Mothlock showed off his new form, which gave him a voice similar to Malefor's, and turned him into a giant crazily-crested and winged, oozing, and blob-like monster of gigantic proportions, this music playing along with it)
Naruto Shippuden OST 1 - Track 10 - Akatsuki

Naruto Shippuden OST 1 - Track 10 - Akatsuki

  • Mothlock:... PREPARE TO DIE, UNDER THE FOOT OF... DARKSIDE MOTH! (Cackles as the storm escalated, everyone looking in shock of his new form)
  • Hiccup: Da-da-da, we're dead!
  • The Same Heartspawn was seen.....
  • The Same Heartspawn: "..... FUCK THIS SHIT TOO?!" (Runs off!)
  • Faithless:... Uh... Sir?!?
  • Mothlock (Darkside Moth): (He stares at them)
  • Faithless: Should we help with... Whatever this is?
  • Darkside Moth: Actually, yes! I need you to keep the Pandas, the Red Panda, AND the Tanuki busy! This is between me, the Uniter Princess, AND the cat!
  • Creeps: Yes, sir, Mr. Mo-
  • Faithless: Uh, dude, I think he wants us to call him 'Darkside Moth' now!
  • Creeps: Uh, sure, let's go with that. (They snapped, teleporting themselves, Po, Fa, Shifu, and Tsin away)
  • Darkside Moth:... Now then!... Time to die!
  • Pang:...
  • Gazelle: You with me?
  • Pang: I'm with you to the end.
  • Gazelle:... You sure you don't want your powers back? You've long earned them.
  • Pang: Let's start small first!
  • Darkside Moth: (Cackles) Sure, start small! Like THAT will wo- (The two blasted everything they had at him as his upper body was sploshed off)...
  • Pang:... Well... I guess that was ea-
  • Gazelle: That was JUST to show him our power, Pang. He's sure to regenerate himself. (As the ooze started to bubble and he grew himself right back)
  • Darkside Moth: AAAHHH!! MOTHER DARKNESS?! Even though that didn't finish me off, THAT HURTS LIKE THE STABBING STINGER OF A STABBER PLANT?!
  • Pang: "Please tell me you have a stragity greater then just giving him a reason to hurt us even more?"
  • Gazelle: Just trust me! I've got a plan.
  • Pang: And what would it be?
  • Gazelle: I can't tell it now! Just play along as it goes! (They began fighting Darkside Moth)

Meanwhile, at the group's location.

  • Nick:... You know, I came here for a Christmas Celebration outside my homeworld, I did not expect to see, a giant Moth monster covered in gunk.
  • Judy: You and me both.
  • Deadpool: WELL, HOLY **** ON A **** SANDWICH WITH **** ON TOP, AND A SIDE HELPING OF ****! Baby got BIG!
  • Patrick:... AND HE'S FIGHTING GAZELLE AND PANG! OH, NO! WHAT'RE WE GONNA DO! THINK, THINK, THINK... Nope! No thoughts today!
  • Deadpool: I got this! (Takes out a gun similar to the Expunger in Superman: At Earth's End)
  • Lord Shen: OH, OF COURSE YOU HAVE SOMETHING LIKE THAT!
  • Shifu: (He and the others came) I wouldn't do that if I were you. Shooting him with even THAT is only gonna get him angry.
  • Deadpool:... (The Expunger gets crazily bigger through a push of a button)... How 'bout now?
  • Hoshi: AW, COME ON, NOW YOU'RE JUST SHOWING OFF, YOU CHEAP D***-WAFFLE!!!
  • Shifu: "NO YOU IDIOT?! This is obviously Gazelle's and Pang Bing's battle. We'll only endanger them and ourselves if we interfeared."
  • Tigress: "Well, that, (More Heartspawn are approuching), and we got our own concerns!"
  • Yijiro: Not that it matters anyway, we can still take them.
  • Tigress: (Sighs in attraction) I STILL admire your bravery.
  • Yijiro: Yes, I have been told of your crush on me by Karaage. He also told me that you used to have a crush on Shifu as a teenager.
  • Tigress:... (Sighs) Yeah, that HAD to be addressed.
  • Yijiro: Let's just ensure that these guys don't get in the way.
  • ???: OH, SURE! (Faithless and Creeps came in)
  • Faithless: Because under OUR leadership, that will not happen. You took down Voidheart, but you will not do the same thing to us.
  • Creeps: Yeah!
  • Deadpool: "Ya know what, fuck you assholes?! (Pulls out his guns and blasts Faithless' and Creeps' heads off)! I am DONE with their bullshit?!"
  • Faithless: (They regrow their heads)... Uh, DUMBASS, we're Heartspawn. We can't die by a simple bullet to the head.
  • Creeps: YEAH! What are you, DESPERATE to end us once and for all? Lazy, much?
  • Deadpool: AW COME THE FUCK ON?! I WANNA GET TO THE COOL DRAGON BALL Z KAI PARODY ALREADY, YOU NEEDLESSLY ADDED IN ASSWIPES?! (shoots like crazy, as it did nothing as they kept on healing)... WHY WON'T YOU TWO DIE?!?
  • Faithless: (Sighs) ATTACK!! (The Heartspawn did so)
  • Deadpool: F*** YOU!! (They started fighting)
  • Creeps: (Chuckles) Morons!
  • Faithless: "It's gonna take ALOT more then shooting our heads off to beat us."
  • Osamu: (Sighs) He's right! We're gonna have to step up our game.
  • Po: Kinda hard to do that when AN ENTIRE ARMY IS OVERWHELMING US!!! (They managed to beat them all in less then 30 seconds, as they were beat and tired)...
  • Puss: WHEW! I guess we're done here. A cat senses these things. (More Heartspawn teleported in)
  • Donkey: Heh, you couldn't sense a bowl'a milk if you were SITTING in it!
  • Puss:... Ay dios mio! (Suddenly, much of them were slapped around by what appeared to be large squid tentacles, as they suddenly got lashed at and grappled by said tentacles, whereas the barbed suction cups wounded them, and out of the army of Heartspawn came Karaage)
  • Yijiro: MASTER KARAAGE!
  • Karaage: (As he bested the Heartspawn cornering the heroes) QUICKLY! LURE THEM TO A SINGLE SPOT AND UNITE YOUR KEYBLADES TO CAST THEM OFF IN A SHOCKWAVE OF LIGHT ENERGY!
  • SpongeBob:... You heard him! (Takes out his own Keyblade) Let's go! (Twilight and Mayfly did the same)
  • Faithless:... (Chuckles) And so have WE! C'mon, Creeps! (They left)
  • Twilight:... Wait, you wield a Keyblade?
  • Mayfly: Of course. It's our preferred version of Swords, and we DO need to seal every Keyhole we see including the one ON THAT MOUNTAIN!
  • Lord Shen: "Might I remind everyone we unfortunately have other priorities at the moment?"
  • Mayfly: Exactly my point! Let's follow Karaage's plan and get these guys to a location so we can clear them out.
  • Fa: I know a place! The Valley's Central Park! With everyone evacuated, it's a clear battle ground AND a perfect spot.
  • Po: Good thinking, Dragon Warrior II! (They head out)

Pang and Gazelle's fight with Darkside Moth.

  • Darkside Moth: (As he continued overwhelming everything the two had to throw at him as he cackled) You call THAT power? I've seen better moves from a sprite with a broken wing!
  • Gazelle: Well, if a sprite had the power of a THOUSAND suns, I guess that IS possible!
  • Darkside Moth: Enough talk! It's time I won and made you guys my slaves! (He attacked with all he had as Pang and Gazelle persevered once again)
  • Pang: (They were beat)... Okay... I'm out of ideas. I don't know how we're gonna beat him!
  • Gazelle:... Should I give you your powers back, then? You said to start small.
  • Pang:... I guess so! (She does so, as she grows in power, and after thinking of grand things including her sisters' approval and the rescue of Minong, and she awakened something familiar as this music plays)
Naruto Shippuden Clash of Ninja Revolution 3 Hidden Leaf Village Riverside Theme

Naruto Shippuden Clash of Ninja Revolution 3 Hidden Leaf Village Riverside Theme

  • Darkside Moth:... Ah! The Hero's Spiritual Spell! The same power you used to defeat Guanlong. Well, don't think that I'LL be much easier to beat. (Pang Bing blows up Darkside Moth's wing, though it regenerates)..... I'll admit that you WILL be a much more worthier challnage though.
  • The Battle between the three intensifives!
  • Pang: (She ended up putting a good fight against him, avoiding most of his ooze attacks)... Nice try, big guy! It's gonna take a LOT more ooze than THAT to beat US!
  • Darkside Moth:... That's the plan! (He unleashed a tsunami of Darkness Ooze towards the village)
  • Pang/Gazelle: (Gazelle saying it in Spanish) HOLY BALLS!!! (They flew into the Central Park of the Village and put up a magic shield that protected it at the last second from the ooze as it washed around, and eventually went out.)
  • Darkside Moth: (Growls) I'LL FLUSH YOU GUYS OUT!!! (He accelerates the destruction of the planet, surrounding the place with crevices filled with Darkness Ooze, as the tremors knocked all the heroes off-balance)
  • Gazelle: PERSISTANT BASTARDO!!! (The two flew back as Pang continued overwhelming Darkside Moth)
  • Darkside Moth: "Okay, this is just getting all over the place now?! Time to straight this out?! (Starts to absorb more power from the keyhole as he grew in size)!"
  • Pang Bing: OKAY, THAT STUFF HAS GOT TO GO! (She uses a magic punch that ended up causing a spell that makes the stuff Darkside Moth was going slowly regress, sucking up the Darkness Ooze)
  • Darkside Moth: (Growls angrily and ended up stopping it by freezing the Keyhole shut by creating Dark Crystals)... This is NOT ending until I get what I want!
  • Pang Bing: (Cat snarls and continues battling him, and even failing to smash the Crystals plugging the Keyhole)
  • Darkside Moth: Don't bother trying to smash it open! It's magic-proof!
  • Pang Bing:... We'll see about that SOON ENOUGH! (She uses powerful telekinesis to mix up Darkside Moth exponentially, turning much of his body into bubbles)

Village's Central Park

  • A Heartspawn was sent flying and crashing into a tree!
  • The Runaway Heartspawn saw this....
  • Runaway Heartspawn: "..... FUCK THIS SHIT AGAIN?!"
  • The Runaway Heartspawn runs off!
  • Icky: "Ya know, someone should probuly get rid of that repeating joke Heartspawn or else things are gonna get real old REAL fast!"
  • Po: Alright, we're here! Now what?
  • Mayfly: Now... (The three took out their Keyblades) We charge up the banishment spell and send these Heartspawn back to the End of the World. But it'll take time to charge. You'll have to hold them until it's done.
  • Count Razoff: Oh, this is gonna go where I THINK it's gonna go, is it-
  • Mayfly: For 5 minutes. And considering wherever Faithless and Creeps are and are probably working to stop us... Eh, I'm sure you can handle it.
  • Fa:... Speaking of them... Where are they?
  • ???: OH, WE'VE BEEN HERE THIS ENTIRE TIME! (They surrounded the entire park with a red Darkspawnic red energy shield, trapping everyone inside as the two cackled)
  • Faithless: Now that we've got you all trapped, you will be until Darkside Moth is finished with his job.
  • Mayfly: Big deal, we can take it out!
  • Creeps: Not when it's a life-link spell! As long as we stay alive and out of the Heartess Hive known as the End of the World, it stays active.
  • Faithless: And DON'T think we're easy opponents. Because like Voidheart, we have a secret identity of our own.
  • Po: Oh, what? Are you gonna tell me that Wuxi and his evil brother are you guys?
  • Creeps: No, that would be retarded! Those red pandas are QUITE resilient to that kinda s***. No, WE are...
  • Fa: OH, GOD, YOU'RE THE CHENGS!!!
  • Faithless: Nope! We are-
  • Sir Hiss: (Gasps) TWO FLYING MONGOOSES WITH LASER-BEAM EYES?!?
  • Creeps:... No. We are-
  • Tsin: Are you Minong and Guanlong?
  • Faithless: NO!! NO, NO, NO!! WE ARE NONE OF THOSE ASSHOLES!!! WE ARE SOME PEOPLE WHO HAVE NEVER BEEN DEFEATED BY ANY OF YOU!!! WE ARE PEOPLE WHO HAVE KICKED MAJOR ASS IN OUR TIME!!! AND, WE'RE NOT EVEN FROM YOUR WORLD!!
  • Skipper: Okay, fine, you big fat whiners! WHO ARE YOU, THEN?!?
  • Creeps:... Are you familiar with-
  • Fa: MOM AND DAD?!?...
  • Faithless:... Wha, Wha, ARE YOU SERIOUS?! WE'RE CLEARLY BOTH MALES?!
  • Fa: "..... One of you, could be pretending and masking your gender?"
  • Faithless:.... And Voidheart, WAS DEFEATED BY YOU?!...... You know what? You're not worth revealing identities to! It was gonna be great and add alot of dispence, but NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO, you have to constiently interupt us and make stupid guesses?! How, how are you people compident heroes?! How the hell did the Villains Act EVER lost to yo-
  • Icky: "WAIT A MINUTE, BACK UP, BACK UP?! How did you assholes know about the VA?"
  • Creeps: "Yeah, see, NOW we have to tell them, because, well, you just blurted it out."
  • Faithless: "NO?! They keep disrespecting us and-"
  • Tape was heard as Faithless and Creeps see that Icky had taped up the mouths of pretty much everyone but himself.
  • Icky: "...... There. NOW, you can say what you are really."
  • Creeps: "..... Ok, if your not gonna do it, then I am..... Are you familier with-"
  • Darkside Moth fell right onto them and crushed, killed, and absorbed them, effectively taking down their life-link shield in the process!
  • Darkside Moth: "Oh god, I hope I didn't crushed anyone an actual use to me."
  • Po:... How did-
  • Merlin: Apparently, the shield only allowed ALLIES of those who put up the shield to go through said shield.
  • Mayfly: That would be accurate, yes.
  • Darkside Moth got up and flew off back into the battle.
  • Icky: "...... Well damn it, now their identities will be a mystery to us."
  • Suddenly, two Heartless Folk forcefully freed themselves from Darkside Moth's back, but when the fell down and splat and dispersed, they turned into two freed souls.
  • Soul 1 (Faithless' soul): "........"
  • Soul 2 (Creeps' soul): "........"
  • Icky: "........ Well?"
  • Soul 1: "....... AGGGGGGGGGGGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAH?! I CAN'T BELIEVE I WENT FROM BEING THE LEADER OF THE CRIMSON SYNICATE TO THIS?!"
  • Soul 2: "Oh, you think YOU have it bad, Tarvox? I, used to be a powerful magical warlord trying to re-win the VA's trust until that Fu So Blu asshole went up and killed me?!"
  • Soul 1 (Tarvox): "To be fair, you turned his family to stone, you smug-ass deer, AND threaten unautherised terrorisum on his planet over the failure of taking down a certain force the VA asked you to take down for an easier conquest?! Some lord you turned out to be, Trax!"
  • Soul 2 (Lord Trax): "WELL AT LEAST I WAS KILLED BY SOMEONE NOT AN OVER-GROWNED HAIRY RAT?!"
  • The two souls started arguing!
  • Icky: "..... So, I guess it's safe to say that Mothlock knew about the AUU prior to us ever discovering it?"
  • The two souls stopped arguing.....
  • Soul 1 (Tarvox): "....... Uhh..... Yeah, that's, exactly what I was trying to say all this damn time! It would've REALLY been dramatic and it would've been a cool battle."
  • Soul 2 (Trax): "Ya know, I was a magical socceror, I can just restore our bodies now that we're no longer stuck to Mothlock's Heartspawn bodies...."
  • Soul 1 (Tarvox): "...... THEN DON'T JUST FLOUT THERE, DO IT?!"
  • Soul 2 (Trax): "Okay, okay, sheesh."
  • The two souls glowed and restored themselves from Heartless to AUU animals: A proboscis-monkey-like creature with a serious case of Squidward Nose and a sun-antlered deer. These were no doubt Tarvox and Trax.
  • Tarvox (The Monkey): "Ahhhh... Finally. Now we both get to avenge the VA's honor and-"
  • Icky started to laugh uncontrolabley!
  • Icky: "OH MY, GOD, HIS F****** NOSE!!! (Laughs) HOW-HOW WERE YOU EVER TAKEN SERIOUSLY WHEN YOU HAVE A SERIOUS CASE OF SQUIDWARD NOSE?!? (The other heroes, having been freed of the tape, laughed too, all except Squidward.)
  • Squidward: "Sometimes I feel like I either went invisable, or became chopped liver."
  • Tarvox:... DON'T LAUGH! I'M A ROSCIS! MY NOSE IS NATURALLY LIKE THIS, SO PEOPLE IN MY DIMENSION KNEW NOT TO LAUGH AT A NOSE LIKE THIS! (They continued laughing)
  • Trax:... Well, at least they're not laughing at me.
  • Tarvox: Just shut up, digitize me a gun, and help me kick their asses!
  • Trax: "Okay, okay, sheesh, don't be a spoilsport about it. And I think you mean 'conjure'! I am NOT a tech villain."
  • Tarvox: FINE FINE FINE, WHATEVER, JUST DO IT!!! (Trax sighs and did that, magically giving Tarvox a gun)... Okay, you nancy-feloots, if you're done laughing at me, can we PLEASE at least humor my threat levels here and TAKE ME AS A SERIOUS THREAT?!? Honestly, at least the hero that killed me treated me with enough respect as a villain to not mock my nose! I mean, COME ON! It's not like YOU all don't have a primate species with a nose like this!
  • Skipper: Well, during one of our missions to Borneo, Private couldn't resist laughing at that proboscis monkey thief who-
  • Private: (He cracked up laughing upon hearing that)
  • Tarvox:... You guys are unprofessional annoyences! Eat the blast of my Huncus LBR200C Laser Battle Rifle! (He charges it up)!
  • Spongebob: "You have to catch us first!"
  • The Heroes started to move around quickly dodging Tarvox's gun lazers and Trax's magic rays!
  • Tarvox: "Wow! Unprofessional as they are, at least they provide a decent challnage!"
  • Trax: "Well OBVIOUSLY, otherwise you'd think the VA would've still been around at this point."
  • Tarvox: DUH! I've been among idiots who fought with Remus, and even THEY managed to kill people, accidental or otherwise. I'm not a moron.
  • Trax: (Sighs) Just shut up and keep firing! (They continued to do so, and the heroes kept dodging)
  • Tarvox: Alright, that does it! Ordnance grenade! (Takes one out and switches the power level to 10, and throws it at them)
  • Deadpool: "(In baseball outfit) HERE COMES THE PITCH?! (SMACKS THE GRENADE WITH A BASEBALL BAT AND IT HITS DARKSIDE MOTH WHEN HE WAS ABOUT TO CATCH GAZELLE AND PANG BING)!
  • Darkside Moth: "OWWWWWWWWWWWWWW?!"
  • The Duo pounce into Darkside Moth with their weapons!
  • Trax: "...... Oh he is gonna hold that against us for that."
  • Tarvox: THE F***?!? HOW DID YOU MANAGE TO ENTER THAT OUTFIT AND MANAGE TO HIT A ORDENANCE GRENADE LIKE IT WAS A BALL?!"
  • Deadpool: F*** you, that's how!
  • Lord Shen: You know, you should be careful where you guide explosives, Deadpool! Had that explosive gained unwanted attention to us, and IF we survived, you would've had to deal with the agony of having your g******s cut off.
  • Deadpool: HAH! Joke's on you! I've had my g******s cut off so much, it feels 100x as good as se-
  • Icky: TOO MUCH INFO!
  • Deadpool:... I was gonna say 'secure'!
  • Po: Sure you were.
  • Deadpool: I WAS! Besides, Gazelle and Pang-Kitty are CLEARLY doing a DAMN good job keeping the giant asshole away! So, STOP worrying, Fan-Tail!
  • Lord Shen: WILL YOU PLEASE NOT CALL ME THAT AN-
  • Tarvox: STOP IGNORING US AND CONTINUE FIGHTNG US, DAMMIT!!!
  • Sparx: Oh, will you be patient, Monkeyward! We'll get to you! It's not like you can hit us EVEN while we're distracted, anyway.
  • Tarvox: "GRRRRRRR?! TRAX?!? M880B5 RAILGUN CANNON PUH-LEEEEEEEEEEEASE!!!" (Trax summoned it)... EAT THIS, YOU C**DUMPSTERS!!! (He attacked with it, andTrax did the same with his magic as the heroes kept dodging)

Mothlock Mountain

  • Darkside Moth: (As he fell and caused a tremor)... (Growls) You two are persistent. I'll grant you that.
  • Gazelle: As the Uniter Princess SHOULD be!
  • Darkside Moth: Oh no need to flatter yourself. It's apparent that I need to step up my game!
  • Pang Bing: As do WE! And I'm going to use the Hero's Spiritual Spell the way it does BEST in wiping out evil!
  • Darkside Moth: HAH! I'd expect you to be scared to even use it's exile shield given what it did to you the last time you used it. Don't expect ME to be no different to beat with it than Guanlong. And I don't NEED to look like a sore loser to make you flabbergasted. I am one with the Darkness Ooze now to the point that it will no longer be correct to consider me a Mothron anymore.
  • Pang Bing: "Now who's the one flattering himself?"
  • Darkside Moth: Riveting! Regardless, prepare to die!
  • Pang Bing:... What if you were made INTO Darkness Ooze?
  • Darkside Moth: "..... Bitch, please! I am a being that can touch the stuff like it is WATER to me! You think turning me into more of it is REALLY gonna help? Heck, all you'll do is turn me into a living enbodiment of Darkness Ooze!"
  • Gazelle: "Yeah, he's kinda right in that department. Doing that will just make the situation worse for everyone involved."
  • Pang Bing: ".... Yeah, your right, good thing I asked before actselly doing it."
  • Darkside Moth: "I mean, I would've appresiated the attempt, but I rather get power through something of intention, not because of heroes being stupid. I mean seriously, even I want my heroes to actselly TRY and stop me, not just make me more inconvient to everyone! Otherwise, there's no fun or challnage into it!"
  • Gazelle: You want a challenge? Well, I have one for you! Pang? You happen to know a fusion spell?
  • Pang Bing:... I always found such spells gross.
  • Gazelle: (Laughs) So did I. Anyway, I have a BETTER way to beat him!
  • Pang Bing: Is it a fusion spell?
  • Gazelle: Indeed. But not just ANY fusion spell. Can you transform into a dragon again?
  • Pang Bing:... Yeah?
  • Gazelle: Then do it! (They got the spell ready and they both fused, and to Darkside Moth's surprise, they became a giant dragon his size)
  • Pang Bing/Gazelle Fusee:... BEHOLD! WE ARE... THE UNITER DRAGON!
  • Darkside Moth:... Okay, in terms of the name, Lame and cheap, but overall, GODDAMN AWESOME!..... Yet CLEARLY not gonna be very good to me. (The two began fighting with each other as this music played)
Naruto Gekitō Ninja Taisen! 4 - "Sansukumi" (Theme of '3-Way Deadlock') 1080p

Naruto Gekitō Ninja Taisen! 4 - "Sansukumi" (Theme of '3-Way Deadlock') 1080p

Park area.

  • Tarvox and Trax looked in shock.....
  • Trax: "Ohhhhhhh."
  • Tarvox: "Crap."
  • Po/Fa: "SO, AWESOME?! JINX! DOUBLE JINX! OH, WE ARE SO IN SYNC!"
  • Tarvox tries to throw another grenade, but suddenly, Deadpool swipes all of his grenades!
  • Tarvox: "WHAT THE-"
  • Tarvox and Trax looked to see Deadpool!
  • Deadpool: "Oh I'm sorry, were these yours?"
  • Deadpool pulled out an Ajax portable hole, placed it down, and dropped all of the grenades into it!
  • Tarvox: "NO? THAT WAS ALL MY GRENADES?!"
  • Trax: "Ya know what man, cheap shot!"
  • Tarvox: YOU BIG DUMB WEIRDO!!! WILL YOU QUIT PULLING THAT WEIRD S***?!?
  • Deadpool: MAKE ME, SQUIDWARD-NOSE!! (As he ran off as cartoon footsteps were heard) WOOPWOOPWOOPWOOPWOOPWOOPWOOPWOOP!!
  • Tarvox:... HEARTSPAWN! RIP THEM APART!!! (The Heartspawn did that)
  • Sandy: (They continued fighting them) UH, SPONGEBOB, ARE YOU DONE CHARGING THE LIGHT BLAST YET?!?
  • SpongeBob: IN A MOMENT, HONEY!!!
  • Sandy: OH, FOR CHRIST'S SAKE, SPONGEBOB, STOP CALLING ME THAT IN THE MIDDLE OF A FIGHT!! IT DOES MORE THAN EMBARRASS ME!!
  • SpongeBob: We're almost done, Sandy, just keep kicking ass! And if-
  • Sandy: IF YOU SAY TO GET RID OF MY CLOTHES BECAUSE IT'S WEIGHING ME DOWN, I WILL DO NO SUCH THING AND JUST RIP YOUR- (She was punched in the face) HOO!
  • Mayfly:... (Sighs) You guys are SO weird!
  • Twilight: You have NO idea! Their love lives are QUITE as embarrassing as MINE with both Flash and Sandy's brony brother.
  • Sandy: "CAN WE PLEASE LEAVE RANDY OUT OF THIS?!"
  • SpongeBob: JUST KEEP FIGHTING, SANDY, AND WE'LL TAKE CARE OF IT!!
  • Sandy: I'M FIGHTING AS HARD AS I CAN!!!
  • SpongeBob: THAT'S MY SQUIRREL GIRL!!!
  • Sandy: (Screams internally dubbed as DBZA Trunks)
  • Mayfly: Alright, almost done!
  • Fa: THAT'S GOOD! Because Pang and Gazelle are CLEARLY stating to beat Darkside-Mothified Mothlock for once.
  • Po: Yeah! Maleficent be DAMNED!
  • Trax: "I don't know who Maleficent is, but she sounds like a female Taurus the Terriable."

Darkside Moth fight.

  • Darkside Moth tried to get a hold of Uniter Dragon, but it keeps actrobaticly dodging him while giving him a smackdown!
  • Darkside Moth: "OK, I KNOW I WANTED A CHALNAGE, BUT THIS IS ACTSELLY MORE THEN TOO MUCH OF WHAT I ANPSIPATED?! I'm gonna have to get more power just to have an edge!"
  • Darkside Moth started to suck up the Heartspawn all to him as he started to get more power!
  • Uniter Dragon: "Oh no you don't!"
  • The Uniter Dragon impaled Darkside Moth, smacking the real Mothlock out of it!
  • Mothlock screamed as he fell back into the ruins of the mountain!
  • BLAM!
  • Mothlock was seen on the ground, defeated and wounded.
  • Darkside Moth screeched in pain as it started to melt back into dying Darkness Ooze, leaving the Heartspawn scattered and defeated across the land.

Park area.

  • Trax and Tarvox were left on their own.
  • Trax: "..... That, does not look good."
  • Tarvox: "We can still win this! I have a trick up my sleve! (Pulls out a Bulliarn) This baby makes Ordenanece Grenaides look like Vherry Bombs! Not even that stupid human ninja can cheat his way out of this!"
  • ???: "He does not need to!"
  • Suddenly, Trax and Tarvox looked up to see Wingz and Dingz holding Gluttotank over them.
  • Wingz: "Me and my brother could've NOT to picked a better time to say, WE QUIT!"
  • The duo dropped Gluttotank!
  • Gluttotank: "WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!"
  • Trax: "..... Ohhhhh."
  • Tarvox: "Crap."
  • Gluttotank body-slammed into Trax and Tarvox, disabling them as Trax was seperated from his staff and Tarvox from any remaining weapons, even the Bulliarn one.
  • Tarvox: "(Muffled), Someone, please get this fat fish, OFF OF US?!"
  • Trax: "(Muffled), Awww man, it smells worse then a ten thoundson year old Junja Shark corpse!"
  • Tarvox: "(Muffled) That is refreshing compaired to how badly this beast smells?! AND WHY DIDN'T YOU TELEPORTED US OUT OF IT?!"
  • Trax: "(Muffled) My mana was used up! Those misfits kept dodging us!"
  • Tarvox: "(Muffled) GOOOOOOOOOOOA?! NO WONDER THE VA DEEMED YOUR MEMBERSHIP FORFIT?!"
  • Trax: "(Muffled) "I know. It didn't really helped they also sicced Fu after me."
  • Tarvox: "(Muffled) Wait, you KNOW about that?"
  • Trax: "(Muffled) Well, I AM a socceror, bro. I can keep track of any person I want.... That, and Qui should've laid off the Tvitter."

​(A quick shot of A Qui post about how she sent an assassin after Trax, saying "Just sent talented warrior after Yarge-Out Magical Terrorest to prevent needless hero haters. E-Vile LOLS.)

  • Tarvox: "(Muffled)..... And yet the VA is successful, WHY?! Look, you kinda had to understand, it was a strictly professional and politcal prevention of motivating our enemies from wanting to destroy us faster because of you doing unautherised villain acts!"
  • Trax: "(Muffled) I know, I know, I get WHY it was done, it's just..... I thought Qui sympathised with me and my troubles."
  • Tarvox: "(Muffled) She did man, it's just, she's only a slave to what the Secret Founders want, and well, they wanted to avoid giving the Grand Council even MORE reason to take us down then already! Look if it helps, Mothlock has said that ever since the VA's dispansion, along with other crazy shit, those secret founders are SUPER UNPOPULAR now!"
  • Trax: "(Muffled) Too bad it wasn't before I momentarly ended up dead..... Only to eventually come back processing a reanimated demon corpse under the effects of that weird slugde shit. Not that I haven't been a stranger to a shit life. Growing up to an abusive step-father was one thing, another thing to get involved with bad friends, then to start practicing dark magic native to my world and leading a failed attempt to usurp the world's leader, then to turn the usurp group into a terrorest group for, no reason that I can remember and in hindsight, PROBULY made getting sympathy difficult, then that botched VA mission to take down a bunch of overly armored cops, I mean, I had this guy on the inside who would've helped, but, he ended up getting too cocky and got wasted, and everything went to shit. And when you tried to prove that our still effective, they sent a powerful warrior to kick your ass. Then I ended up dead and got brought back by a giant wizardy insect dude who turns you into a, whatever we were just then. And now, here we are, trapped underneath a fish creature. Why am I always the universes' punching back."
  • Tarvox: "(Muffled)........ Hey, calm down, Trax. If it helps, one good thing came out of this..... You gotten yourself a friend in me. My life is litterally the pits too!"
  • Trax: "(Muffled) Because of the nose."
  • Tarvox: "(Muffled) Ye- NO?!"
  • Trax: "(Muffled) I'm joking, I'm joking! In all seriousness, elaberate on that abit.
  • Tarvox: (They both popped out) When I first started, I was a wreck that was denied multiple times to join the Osdronian Army. I had a LOT of health problems until they got me into an augmentation procedure. I was DESPERATE to end a war after my family died. When my commanding officers refused to respond, I took drastic measures from the Villains Act. Though I was successful, I was sentenced to death for conspiracy and murder. But I was able to fight them off and declare what you now know as the Crimson Syndicate. You can... Probably figure out the rest from there.
  • Tarx:... So...
  • Tarvox: So yeah, like you, I was a wreck. Nobody in my surviving family, friends, or ANYTHING close to me wanted anything to do with me following me getting me revenge. They vowed to make me pay for 'rushing' the end of a war when all I wanted to do was END IT! There was NO rush, and they were just bitching as if they wanted the war to continue onward.
  • Tarx:... And founding the war with your Syndicate?
  • Tarvox: Well, THAT I can green-light. You see, I wanted to take over Osdrone so I can keep it safe, yet everyone was calling me a fanatic for trying to do so. Every time I thought of it LOOKING like a war, I look like a TERRIBLE hypocrite. They don't understand that it was NOT a war, merely a conflict, which is MUCH different. THEY'RE the ones who MADE it into a war by making people like Remus! He was an animal and the one who made THEM look like the bad guys. I wanted to protect them.
  • Tarx:... Gee... That sucks.
  • Tarvox: Unbelievably. ESPECIALLY when Remus had me killed. I failed in my mission to bring peace. Yet coincidentally, it ended not too long before the fall of the Villains Act. So... Now that I'm free, if this doesn't work out... Then what do you say we do our OWN thing... Friend?
  • Tarx:... Okay, I am NOT gonna make this a cliche friend drama show here, and just say you got a deal!
  • Lord Shen: I'm afraid you're not going anywhere. You SERIOUSLY think you can help a dark alien being nearly destroy this world, and just leave?
  • Tarvox:... Would you HONESTLY be surprised if we said 'yes'? I mean, COME ON! We're villains!
  • Lord Shen: Well, too bad. As soon as we win, you're going to Oranos where you belong!
  • Trax: I REFUSE to spend my first moments alive behind bars, you miscreant bird-brain! And you know what? You're not WORTH helping Mothlock anymore, because WE QUIT, TOO! I mean, I appresiate the guy for reviving us and all, but considering that he was IMPALED by your fuzed friend over there, well, it's obviously a sign that his reign as a villain dystopic ruler is coming to an end, and we merely wanna get out of dodge! SO, SO LONG UNTIL THAT ACCRUSED INEDITABILITY WE MEET AGAIN, YOU STILL UNPROFESSIONAL MISFITS?! (They teleport away as a massive shockwave made everything fade into white, and when it cleared, the two were gone)
  • Deadpool:... HAH! P******s!
  • Merlin: Well, I'd teleport them right back, but, I rather we leave them to the HA and informed them of revived VA villains. They'll take over from there. Besides, they're not worth it. We have more important matters.
  • Sparx: Yeah, like THE ENTIRE HEARTSPAWN ARMY THAT'S STILL GOING ON?!
  • SpongeBob: We're only 10 seconds and counting! Just hold them off long enough for us to get there.
  • Heartspawn General: "OH NO YOU DON'T YOU LITTLE SLICE OF CHEESE?! (Kicks Spongebob down!)"
  • Spongebob: "D'AWW, AND I ALMOST HAD IT?!"
  • Heartspawn General: "Yeah, I totally question the practicallity of attacks that take MORE THEN A FEW SECONDS to get started."
  • Deadpool: "..... Okay, are YOU gonna turn out to be some dead villain too?"
  • Heartspawn General: "..... Oh, ya mean THAT shit? Look, if it helps, I'm only processed by the soul of a generic long defeated warlord, so, that's enough infomation. Otherwise, I'm at best a reanimated Darkspawn corpse under Darkness Ooze. Good enough?"
  • Deadpool: "As long as we don't have to deal with THAT shit again!"
  • Heartspawn General: "Likewise. NOW PREPARE TO DIE?!"
  • The Heartspawn began to surround the heroes.
  • Heartspawn General: "Any final words?"
  • SpongeBob/Twilight/Mayfly:... EMERGENCY JETTISON WAVE!! (They unleashed all the charged energy from their Keyblades)
  • Heartspawn General: OH, THAT JUST PLAIN UNFAI- (The wave blasted the Heartspawn and caused all the Darkness Ooze to wilt away and go right back through the Keyhole, upsetting Mothlock)
  • Mothlock: NO! NO! NO-NO-NO! NO, NO, NO, NO, NOOOOOO!!!...
  • Pang Bing: (As the Uniter Dragon unfused)... It's over, Mothlock! You lost!
  • Mothlock:... I DON'T LOSE UNTIL I SAY SO!!! (He unleashes a powerful magic spell until they both tackled him again into rocks)... OOOWWWW!!!... OKAY, I LOST!!
  • Gazelle and Pang Bing backed off.
  • Mothlock: "...... PSYC?!"
  • Mothlock attempted to blast the two with a shadowy fireball, but the duo dodged!
  • Mothlock: "..... And, there goes my last ditch effert."
  • Gazelle: "That's not the only thing that's going."
  • Music was ehard.
  • Mothlock: ".... Holy shit, your not being serious, are you?"

Gazelle sang this as she and Pang Bing give Mothlock a serious smackdown.

Steven Universe - Stronger Than You (Remix)

Steven Universe - Stronger Than You (Remix)

  • Mothlock was seen seriously weaken, as the Land's residence and the Heartless Folk cheer for the duo's victory!
  • Mothlock: "..... Beaten by the Uniter is one thing, but, one of my best creations? How's that for a frankstein tragity? This couldn't get worse."
  • A green glow formed around the space behind Mothlock!
  • Mothlock looked in shock to see the Imprison Device looming over him.
  • Mothlock: "The, the, the imprisonment device?!"
  • The Box glowed as jade green chinese dragon spirits formed, surrounding the defeated Mothlock.
  • Mothlock: "..... Oh no.......... I do NOT like the looks of this!"
  • The Dragons charged, dragging the screaming Mothlock to the box!
  • Mothlock: "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOoooooooooooooooooooooooooooo (Echos, then fades as Mothlock gets sucked into the box)....."
  • Gazelle: "...... Did, that box just, ate him?"
  • Pang Bing: "It sensed that his power was too weak to fight it off, and like a freed predator, it collected him like it would to any magic user..... Just like how the old emperor designed it..... Now..... Freeing my sisters has become difficult, if doing so means freeing him. And it's likely the Lightflies aim to collect that device now that it's the only way Mothlock can have a direct way to escape."
  • Gazelle: "..... Don't worry Pang Bing. We'll find another way to get your sisters back, without the imprisonment device, and deffently without Mothlock."
  • Pang Bing: "I'm glad to at least got something out of all this.... (Looks at the Heartless Folk)..... But what about them? They're stuck like this?"
  • Wingz and Dingz came in.
  • Wingz: "Well, that's because, we're from victims that were from different times. We're, basicly stuck like this, even if you were to seal up the Keyhole."
  • Dingz: "We're condemned to be freaks basicly. And, as corrupted the mountain was, it, was kinda the closest we had to a home. And..... Yeah, a destroyed mountain isn't, much of a home. We.... Don't know what will become of us."
  • Gazelle: "Well, the least we can do is seal up the Keyhole to fix the land. Now let's fill it up."
  • Deadpool: That's what-
  • Lord Shen: You say 'That's what she said' one more time, I'll cut off MORE than just your d*** off! I'm sure there's some parts on you that even growing it back won't be pain-free from.
  • WB Deadpool:... That's a pretty good one.
  • YB Deadpool: Gonna need MORE than a healing factor for that one.
  • Mayfly: Just leave it to me! (She flies off and locks up the Keyhole once and for all, restoring the world of the darkness it caused, restoring what it was previously described as: a valley of beauty and prosperity)
  • Master Karaage:... It is done!
  • Yijiro: I couldn't have said it better myself.
  • Icky: "Though I have to say the Heartless Folk are abit out of place now."
  • Wingz: "We may as well leave. We don't want people to be reminded of Mothlock."
  • Twilight: "...... Wait! We know of a place where you guys can have a new home."
  • Dingz: "You do?"
  • Twilight: Well, you CAN always help Quack defend the Magic Pool. That place IS starting to recover greatly since his subjects in the pool accepted him again.
  • Dingz:... Are you sure?
  • Twilight: Yeah. That place DOES have a strong source of light magic as much as this place had dark magic. Who knows? In time, you MIGHT be cured from this wretched ailment.
  • Pang Bing: In fact, he happens to know this spell that can give you magical disguises so you can MAKE yourself look normal until you BECOME normal again. Your ages are ceased by your state to, so by the time you turn to normal, you'll be in a new generation and rebuild the kingdom Quack cherished greatly.
  • Wingz:... I don't know. We don't know much about magic.
  • Pang Bing: You don't HAVE to know magic in order to be good protectors. You just need to help him recover so it can be built back to the paradise it once was. He'll have your appearances changed for you, and you can help him guard this universe's source of magic.
  • Dingz:... I don't feel very cut out for this.
  • Wingz: Me neither.
  • Shifu: It WILL indeed take a little getting used to, but it's pretty much the best we've got. Heartless commonly make their home in the End of the World, where their Heartless King tries to escape countless times. Trust me, it is NOT a pleasant world to be in.
  • Tsin: It's the best we can offer until we can garrentie a far more powerful way to restore your true forms.
  • Wingz: ".... Well bro, guess it's better then nothing."
  • Dingz: "Yep."
  • Deadpool: "All well that's end's well...... Except for one thing....... WE STILL KNOW JACKSHIT ON WHAT TO DO WITH PANG BING?!"
  • Icky: "...... You just HAD to spoil the good mood of a dystopian villain being defeated in faver for logic and build up for the final part, did ya?"
  • Deadpool: "Oh come on guys, you know that's still a BIG issue here?!"
  • Starlight: "Well, since you guys are known to turn villains into heroes, why not just recruit her?"
  • Silence.
  • Everyone laughs for abit until they realised that Starlight meant it when she gave a stern face.
  • Icky: "Holy shit, your serious?"
  • Shifu: "It's not that it isn't a bad suggestion. It's just not an EASY one. Pang Bing's controversey is greater then even Cynder's and Shen's! Something like that would only be approved by the High Council-"
  • Sam: "(On the phone) Ten-4, I'll make the announcement known right away! (Puts it down!) Starlight, you better pick up that phone, because you just called it! Would you believe, that's EXACTLY what the High Council wants us to do with Pang Bing?"
  • Other Lougers: "WHAT?!"
  • Pang Bing: "WHAT?!"
  • Gazelle: "NO WAY?! REALLY?! THAT'S AWESOME?!"
  • Duke: "Except for one problem....... Mothlock or not, he still left enough of a dark impression that the next big sap will repeat history! She's too attempting for the next malmitulative smooe! She'll be a litteral flight risk! The fragle ground that breaks the foundation! The-"
  • Icky: "We get it! The odds are at dangerious levels, Weaselton! On that note, is it REALLY accreate to call you "Weaselton", why, sorry for being naturely correct, but your not accreate to normal weasels. Ya look more like a long-tailed Stoat if anything."
  • Duke: "My dad descended from a Weasel/Stoat mixed family. I AM technically a weasel in a major biological degree, but the doctors say I MIGHT still have genes of stoats in me. Genetics are pretty s****y at this point."
  • Icky: "..... Yeah, that explains alot."
  • Pang Bing looks extremely unsure of herself.
  • Gazelle: "Isn't this great Pang Bing, we get to be closer then ever!"
  • Gazelle realises that Pang Bing looks depress.
  • Gazelle: ".... Pang?"
  • Pang Bing: "....... What good is that, if I'll only become a threat to all of you because of a corrupter of Mothlock's level, or even higher? Even if he's gone, his terriable enfluence remains, in the form of the dark magic I either learned myself or what he granted to me, espeically with what he did to me in order for my magic to still grow strong. You all saw what a monster I was. I don't want to hurt others ever again, espeically not if I can't control myself again. It's honestly for the best if you just lock up me up back to that Pariah Wing again."
  • Twilight: "We can always teach you Equinox Magic, if it helps."
  • Pang Bing: "My heart is not pure enough for such a thing! Mothlock's magic inside me will admiditly twist me into a deadly force whenever new forms of magic are introdused!"
  • Shifu: "...... Then I know someone who can help you with that."

Epilogue

Studio

  • Icky and Iago are sitting on chears.
  • Icky: "Welcome back, folks. Now, I know you were expecting the deleted material and concepts for the next instaillment, but, ya know, the Producers really desided to do something new and exspearimental!"
  • Iago: "That's right! The Cronicles is getting it's first ever Season entry Movie!"
  • Icky: "That's right. Granted, it's purely a flashback episode, so it'll mainly add into lore as suppose to continuing the main plot and the grand sceame of things, but I assure you. It is kickass. In fact, here's the trailer to the upcoming film. Enjoy."

Trailer

  • Narrator: In a litteral alternate universe, a scientific society, and a post-dystopian craziness ended by a surprise, two heroes will step in the best way they can: By being bird-brains!
  • Iago: Yeah, we KINDA know going in, Narrator Guy!
  • Icky: Just get the trailer over with!
  • Narrator: Fine, fine, Jesus! (Clears throat) Icky and Iago are two idiots who are underappreciated, though funny as hell. But they do well in their jobs. But in this case, there's only one problem: They're going to a world where people SHOT THEM DOWN LIKE DUCKS BEFORE THEY EVEN ENTER THE ATMOSPHERE! (That was seen clearly happening)
  • Iago/Icky: SH****************************************************************T!!! (CRASH!!)
  • AUU Animal Soldier: In the name of Whi Ner Xerus, you two are hereby- (The two laughed)
  • Iago: WHAT IS WITH THE PRODUCER'S WORDPLAY NAMES?!?
  • Icky: I KNOW! WHEN IT'S NOT ONE REDICULIOUS NAME, IT'S ANOTHER! I mean, no offence guys, but his name is CLEARLY a play on "Whiner", so I do NOT consider him the pinicle of being taken seriously- (The forces shot them into unconsciousness, and it later cuts across the planet as suspenseful music played, and the enforcer hover-van is attacked)
  • ???: THOSE OUTSIDERS ARE UNDER THE JURISDICTION OF THE TIBELLA INQUISITION! SURRENDER NOW OR FACE THE CONSEQUENCES!!
  • AUU Animal Soldier #2: I KNOCKED YOUR MOTHER LAST NIGHT!!!
  • AUU Animal Soldier #1:.... Really bro? (BOOM!!) (Later in a cell)
  • Iago: The hell is wrong with this place?
  • Grasshopper-Legged Mantis: The Xerus Sorrowers and Tibella Inquisiton are outer-system xenophobe forces trying to see who can protect themselves from, "the evils of other-worlders".
  • Icky: Uggh, here we go again with that xenophobic bulls***!
  • Iago: "Icky, this is suppose to be a flashback episode, none of the previous entires happened yet!"
  • Icky: "Annnnnnd, just like that, the flashback illusion is gone man."
  • Grasshopper-Legged Mantis:..... Wha...... (Ahem)! Oh, trust me, ONE of them is at least living up to his silly name.
  • AUU Animal Soldier #3: Mr. Xerus!
  • Whi Ner Xerus: Not now, General! I'm working on my virt-blog!
  • AUU Animal Soldier #3: Sir, this is impo- (Whi Ner starts whining like a bitch) OKAY, OKAY, FINE!! I'LL JUST INFORM THE ADVISER INSTEAD?! Sheesh!
  • Icky:... This will be a snap!
  • Narrator: (As Where Is The Love by Black Eyed Peas played) When two scared systems are fighting for the protection of their worlds, things get a little... P***ified!
  • AUU Animal Citizen: (Constantly screams at the sight of Icky and Iago)
  • Icky: WE JUST WANNA ASK IF YOU KNOW WHERE TO FIND ALSPUND OMNICS! STOP SCREAMING IF YOU DO KNOW!
  • AUU Animal Citizen: (Continues screaming)
  • Icky:... Yeesh, xenophobia may not be a virus, but it sure as f*** is SPREADING like one!
  • Animal Citizen: "I'm not racist! I'm screaming because YOUR NAKED?!"
  • Comical Silence.
  • Icky: ".... I hope this does NOT become a thing later in the future."
  • Narrator: In one of these systems, there's worlds that have so little understanding of outsiders that even those that are only aliens by proxy, freak them out. Even when they're only.... Clothesless.
  • Iago: (As everyone who saw them panicked and ended up in comical situations)... OH COME ON, YOU CAN'T EVEN SEE OUR JUNK, and not just because of the feathers, we inhered the reptilian ability to have our junk inside of our bodies! (A citizen smacked into a wall) Geez, these people are a bunch of bozos!
  • Alspund: (Later as large robots similar to the Omnics of Overwatch had them at gunpoint) HOLD YOUR FIRE! They're friends.
  • Icky: Yeesh, at this point, I'm about as scared of robots as SpongeBob is.
  • Iago: Despite him fighting them in a video game.
  • Icky: Yeah, but THESE clearly are not like Plankton's junk-heaps! They're like Buddest Monks 2.0.! I bet they're even WORSE at giving them presents.
  • Alspund: CLEARLY you have no idea what an Omnican is.
  • Icky: Less explaining, more helping, coati!
  • Alspund: My name is Doctor Alvert Alspund, AND I am a Zojotji, thank you!
  • Icky: Whatever!
  • Narrator: Thora Birch...
  • Grasshopper-Legged Mantis: You seriously think people will take it easy on you EVEN if you're here to help us?
  • Icky: They're clearly only freaking out because we're nu-nateral. Besides, all points aside, when have people EVER taken it easy on us? (A rimshot was heard)
  • Grasshopper-Legged Mantis:... The junk was that?
  • Icky: Don't ask. Your head will remain together that way.
  • Narrator: Jerry Lewis...
  • Whi Ner Xerus: (Cries like a bitch again)
  • AUU Animal Officer #4: SIR, CALM DOWN! I AM GOING TO GET YOU THAT GAME AND FINISH OFF THOSE WEIRDOES!! YOU JUST NEED TO BE PATIENT!
  • Whi Ner Xerus: You'd better! Because I'll be DAMNED if I gotta spend another day not doing virt-blogs!! We wouldn't wanna end up like the LAST guy who disappointed me, now would we? (A dead guy was seen with a foamy mouth upon being exposed to Whi Ner's whines)
  • AUU Animal Officer #4: (Shivers) I still question the logic behind whining a guy to death!
  • Narrator: And George Clooney...
  • Doctor Alspund: (He was seen reenacting Full Metal Jacket in common AUU alternates in accidental footage)... MY GOD!! YOU WEREN'T SUPPOSED TO HEAR THAT!!
  • Iago:...
  • Icky: "..... Seriously? Your an Anime nerd? The creater of these buddestrons, the greatest hope against giant Lob-A-Roach-Corpians that lead a horrendusly successful xenophobic reign, likes to cosplay as an anime character?"
  • Doctor Alspund: It was a test on their emotional positronic brains. DON'T JUDGE ME!!!
  • Icky: Hard to do it now, quite frankly.
  • Whi Ner: "OH, SNAP!"
  • Narrator: In... Icky and Iago: Xenophobe Busters
  • Fly-Like Shrimp: Should I write your full name, sir?
  • Silhouetted Xenoinsect: That would be appropriate, yes. AND USE THE COMMON NUMERALS FOR MY FORMAL NAME INSTEAD OF SAYING 'THE 899TH' AGAIN! LAST TIME, THAT MADE ME LOOK UNFORMAL!! STOP BEING A LAZY BUG, AND BE PROFESSIONAL!!!
  • Fly-Like Shrimp: (Sighs) As usual, bro.
  • Narrator: The Two Parts Coming This..... Whenever any intermediate episode is finished.... Yeah, they, don't believe in shedules and dates.

Studio

  • Icky:... WOW! I was expecting BETTER and MUCH funnier, to be honest. And we were IN that trailer!
  • Iago: Hey, it could've been worse. It could've been "The Room" levels of bad.
  • Icky: "..... Fair point."
  • Iago: Exactly. For what it is, it's mainly just standerd SAF material at best. Nothing really ground-breaking. So let's just fulfill Deadpool's promise and sign the paperwork.

To be continued...

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