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Equestrian Idol is the 24th Episode of the 2nd Season of the SpongeBob and Friends Adventures Chronicles series. Darkness Qui, Celsius and Narcotic, team up with Hank again after the events of Sandy's Mad High-School Reunion and some minor unions in the past, and frame Celestia and Luna for the wrongful assaulting of the Dragon King's son, which is not only part of another attempt on villain team unifacation and Qui's newfound obcession of harmonic darkness, but also part of a side-quest to get even with Celestia and Luna for adding insult to injury in Discord's Dilemma, in which, they said they were right about the plan being in that episode being destin to fail, that all her attempts to make a friendship with rivaling villain teams is never destin to succeed no matter what. and in turn, unintentionaly caused Qui to mentally lose it, as well as taking Celestia and Luna's attempt to reason Qui out of her ambitions as a challnage to her superiory and personal pride, began swearing to make them and all of Equestia regret ever making a fool out of Qui at that time, and the easily avoided mess in Love and Truths. As a result of the successful framing, the Galactic Federation fires Celestia and Luna from their thrones, and imprison them in Galactic Prison. Now, Equestria makes a song and dance show called Equestian Idol in charge of picking the next ruler of Equestria. Also, things take a turn for the worst when Darkness Qui recruits Queen Chrysalis, and manages to sucker Discord into attending the concert not just with his gullible bad side, but with corruption powder burrowed from Cobra, even if it means having an alliance with that overly-ambitious she-dragon, the idiot madman frog and company. They all sign up to become Equestia's new rulers by impressing the judges. Now, it's up to the Shell Lodge to prove Celestia and Luna's innocence before it's too late.

Transcript

Chapter 1: Darkness Qui Returns

Between the Events of Reverse of Fortune and Blood is Thicker than Water, and Appearently Gets You in Trouble.

  • Qui's piramid is seen.
  • Darkness Qui: "Aw man! Based on what that snake lady told us, I was actselly made to do something, "Nice"!? GLACK?! I feel so, dirty! I need to evil myself up again!?"
  • Celisus: "I would agree had it not been for Sing Jin's instructions that we avoid admidient action. We had been asked to stay put, your grace."
  • Narcotic: "I have to go with that, cause the lougers are annoyed at us already with what we did in Equestia last time! Miss Cynder was kicking your butt..... Though, I never got the point of all that flipping around stuff you and miss Cynder were doing."
  • QP: "Neither did I."
  • Darkness Qui: "SILENCE! I'm aware of what that serpent was asking! But I feel, so dirty! It doesn't have to be anything major! I would even just, steal candy from a toddler, just to wash the nice off!?"
  • QP: "You know how the professor would feel if his orders are defied."
  • Darkness Qui: "AGIAN, IT DOESN'T HAVE TO BE ANYTHING MAJOR?! IT COULD JUST BE, A CHILDISH PRANK, AND WE'D BE DONE FOR THE DAY?!"
  • A faint scream was heard.
  • Celisus: "Do you hear that?"
  • Scream grows louder!
  • Narcotic: "If I didn't know better, I say it was that crazy frog guy with the brain and jumpsuit that sounds like that rodent from the show about a secret agent canine with no pants."
  • Celisus: "I seen that show. That dog barely reminds me of this exsiled barbarian king named Ablorios who, appearently, is afraid of pants. Honestly it's disterbing that he has no means to censor his p-"
  • Suddenly, Hank ridding on a stolen GFED cruser crashes in and slams onto Narcotic and Celisus!
  • Celisus: "Owch."
  • Narcoitc: "Ow."
  • Hank: "HANK IN THE HIS HOUSE! I finally lost those Galactic Dweebs! Hey Qui, remember me? I was with you when we invaded Sandy's high shcool, and, abunch of other stuff! Oh oh! Like that recent Equestian Invadion thing! Heard how the loser louge ruined everything! That's a bummer! Maybe I can help in the next plan!"
  • QP: "How's about you get that thing off of our idiots first, idiot?"
  • Hank looks to see Narcotic and Celisus.
  • Hank: "Hey, Celly! Narky! How's it been?"
  • Narcotic: Well...we were fine until you broke off one of my teeth.
  • Celsius: You don't HAVE any teeth, dum-dum!
  • Narcotic: Really? Then what was that pain I had in my mouth?
  • Hank: Maybe your beak is broken.
  • Celsius: HANK, JUST GET THIS LOUSY DRONE OFF OF ME!!!
  • Hank: Alright, fine! (Lifts the drone off of Narcotic and Celsius)
  • Celsius: THANK YOU!
  • Darkness Qui: What are you doing here, Hank? And how did you get out of Prison 42?
  • Hank: Because I'm a genius, don't ask questions. Now, I'm here because I think I might have a new plan on how to get payback on the Shell Lodgers.
  • Darkness Qui: As long as it doesn't involve Equestria, I'm listening.
  • Hank: Well...yeah, it involves Equestria.
  • Darkness Qui: Then no thank you. If you have a better plan, then--
  • Hank: Just hear me out, Qui! I'm sure that this plan is NOT gonna fail this time.
  • Darkness Qui: It'd better be good, then. I don't think I can handle another battle with that small purple she-dragon again.
  • Hank: "What if I say, it involves making Celestia look really bad infront of the Dragon King, King Dragkis?"
  • Darkness Qui: "Celestia? That bitch who was a total know-it-all about uniting the villain teams?"
  • Hank: "Yeah! You can have Cel and Nar pretend to be Celestia and her night-themed bratty little sister, beat up Dragkis' son, Dragflos."
  • Narcotic laughed.
  • Narcotic: "And people say our universe names are weird, (yokel laugh), man, what a stupid name!"
  • Celisus: "And just, HOW are we suppose to frame Celestia and Princess Luna?"
  • Hank: "It's in the space-car!"
  • Hank rans to it!
  • Hank brings out two ciricle devices in the shape of plates.
  • Hank: "Galactic Federation disguise disks! Just wear them, think about being a different person and WHAMO SAMO, your a different person! Weird thing is, it can't change your voice. I guess these are prototypes or incomplete products or something. Either way, that means you guys are on your own for the voice department."
  • Darkness Qui: ".... Small and simple! Perfect to wash out the nice! We make Celestia look like a child-abuser! Brillient! Narcotic, Celisus, get your disguisy on!"
  • Narcotic: "I don't know. It feels odd beating up someone who doesn't even know us."
  • Celisus: "Oh trust me. He wouldn't like us anyway."

The Dragon Kingdom in Equestia, sometime after the previous episode.

  • A young Spike The dragon recolor character was seen playing with toys.
  • The Kid: "LALALALALALALALALALALA!"
  • Suddenly, Princess Celestia and Luna appeared.
  • Princess Celestia: "(In a strangely falsoloe voice): "Uh, hello, young lad!"
  • Luna: "(Like a shorthen belle): "Howdy there, kiddo!"
  • The Kid: "Oh, Hi Princesses Celestia and Luna! What's wrong with your voices? And why does Luna sound like she was from Applpolosa?"
  • Princess Celestia: "Oh, uh, head-colds."
  • Luna wispers: "Good one, Celisus."
  • ?Celestia? Bonks ?Luna?
  • ?Celestia? wispers: "Shut up you Gazaploosian nitwit?!"
  • ?Luna? wispers: "Owch!? What was that for?"
  • ?Celestia?: "We can't be exposed to the young prince Draflos if we are to successfully frame The princesses of the beating of this brat, so stop acting like a nitwit?!"
  • Prince Draflos: "Uh, I think you guys might be stressed, so, I'm just gonna-"
  • ?Celestia?: "(Falsloloe vocie returns): "Oh wait! I was just wondering, if you would be interesting in some (Voice deepens) Wresling?!"
  • Prince Draflos: ".... I need an adult."
  • ?Luna?: "(Southen Belle voice returns) We are add-dults."
  • The "Princesses" started to beat up Draflos!

Hours later.

  • Dragflos was beaten.
  • Celestia: "(Flasloloe voice) Remember who's your mama, bi-arch!"
  • Luna: "(Southen Belle): It's actelly proaounce Bitch."
  • Celestia smacks Luna!
  • They ran away!

In a Hidden area.

  • Celestia and Luna appeared.
  • Darkness Qui appeared.
  • Darkness Qui: "So, is the deed done?"
  • Celestia turned into Celisus.
  • Luna turned into Narcotic.
  • Celisus: "The brat was royally beaten."
  • Narcotic: "Yeah! I showed him the Manplusiloon Piledriver!"
  • QP and Hank appeared as well.
  • Hank: "Sweet! Phase one of my super genius plan, is complete!"
  • QP: "And Phase 2?"
  • Hank: ".... Honestly, I didn't think I make it this far."
  • Darkness Qui slapped herself!
  • Darkness Qui: "(To herself) Just what I needed. Another Narcotic. (Loudly) Reguardless, I wasn't planning on extremes anyway. I'm only to basicly, as this universe would say it when toiling through their local outdated "Internet", "troll" Celestia. Now, let us sit back, and watch the Parfruitian Fireworks."
  • Hank: "Ok seriously, what's with the weird names?"

Villain Leage Fortress.

  • This was being watched by Mang and Chrysalis.
  • Mang: "Qui is honestly risking to go back to Equestia, just to make Celestia look stupid? Honorable and Admirable, admitingly, but she needs to be pulled in the proper direction! She's perfectly capable to do more then just being a naughty little prankster. I think I'm having another "Destroy Equestia as a paradise" plan, Chrylly!"
  • Chrysalis: "Didn't Mirage told you to ignor those things because they never go anywhere?"
  • Mang: "Hear me out! When Dragkis or Drakesis or whatever he's suppose to be called reports his son's beating to the Galactic Federation, they'll arrest Celestia and Luna on the spot, and have them fired from the thrown! You know what this means?"
  • Chrysalis: ".... Twilight and Cadence will take over in their place?"
  • Mang: "No! They'll be forbidden cause of assusiation! By blood relation or marrage law! It means, Equestia will seek out a replacement ruler! Qui has a pearl within a pile of marbles! And metahoricly, YOU need to make her see it! Not only that, but it could also be another sweet oppertunity to return Discord back to villainy! With that thing going on about the fact that everyone "Loves him", he'll be made a king by default! It's brillient, brillient I say!?"
  • Chrysalis: "(Groans), Does it have to be me? I don't exactly feel, comfertable around her. It's like, for some reason, she wasn't even meant to be a villain after all."
  • Mang: "I am not asking you to become her gay lesbian friend or anything!"
  • Chrysalis: "I heard she had a boyfriend once."
  • Mang: "NOT WHAT I MEANT! I am just asking you to lead miss Qui and her cronies into the correct direction! That's all."
  • Chrysalis: "Oh, fine! I suppose I could take another crack to claim Equestia for the Changelings."
  • Mang: "That's my girl!"

Chapter 2: Celestia Gets Framed

Canterlot Castle.

  • Celestia was seen doing paperwork.
  • Celestia: "And my offitcal propclumnation to ban the mistreatment of brownies is signed. And my signiture to advise against the Giants to go to war with the Titans. And my disapproveal signiture to The Death sentence of A Harpy only guilty of stealing bread for her children and a orphan centaur."
  • A Pegicious Sectratary: "I'll have these delivered at once."
  • She flies off.
  • Luna came in nervious and block the door!
  • Luna: "Uh, Celestia.... Do you remember visiting the Dragon Lands lately, and have seen the young prince?"
  • Celestia: "Luna, why ask a completely random question like tha-" (The doors get blasted open with Luna sent flying and straight into a wall with comical sound effects, and Galactic Federation Raptor-like soldiers arrive)
  • Soldier #1: Celestia and Luna! You're both under arrest.
  • Celestia: What? What's the charge?
  • Soldier #2: Assault of the Dragon Prince Dragoflas.
  • Celestia: HE'S BEEN WHAT?!? Officers, I assure you it wasn't us. We're not capable of such crimes.
  • Soldier #1: Then explain this interesting piece of evidence we found at the crime scene! (Takes out a piece of Celestia's hair)
  • Celestia: How... How did THAT get there?!?
  • Soldier #1: You tell us, traitor!
  • Luna: I assure you, we didn't do it!
  • Soldier #2: Tell it to the Grand Councilwoman then. (Uses their blasters to immobilize Celestia and Luna) You have the right to remain silent, and anything said can and will be used against you in a court of law. (Brings the immobilized princesses with them)

Twilight's Castle

  • Twilight: Fluttershy, where's Discord? I told him a while ago to help clean out the library downstairs.
  • Fluttershy: Oh, he's still down there.
  • Twilight: Then what's the hold-up? Usually he can fix things up in less than a second.
  • Fluttershy: Well, he told me he was taking some time reading a few of the books because he felt... 'Bored'.
  • Rarity: Pfft, that's normal for him, he usually finds EVERYTHING non-choas worthy boring.
  • Fluttershy: Well, yes, because he's a former spirit of chaos, and he mostly enjoys using his own magic for fun.
  • Twilight: Please tell me he's found a replacement way to amuse himself with his magic instead of the usual pranks on us.
  • Fluttershy: No, but somehow he seems pretty amused down there.
  • Twilight:... I'd better check this out. (Teleports off)

Library

  • Twilight: (Appears to find that the library is already cleaned)...H mm, I guess he DID finish his job. I wonder what he's doing right now- (Suddenly sees that Discord is watching Star Trek: The Next Generation on a magic TV)
  • Discord: (Imitating a character on the show) It's the truth! I stand before you defrocked, condemned to be a member of this LOWEST of species. A normal, imperfect, lumping human being!
  • TV: They may view human as part of your punishment.
  • Discord: No, it was my request. I could've chosen to be a Margovian sea lizard, or a Barzogian flea, ANYTHING I wished, as long as it was mortal. And since I had only a fraction of a second to mull I chose this, and asked them to bring me here-
  • Twilight: Discord, what're you doing?
  • Discord: Doing an imitation of a character on Star Trek that has exactly MY voice, of course. (Snaps, and makes the TV disappear) By the way, I did exactly what you said in a second. Nice to finally appreciate my talents, isn't it?
  • Twilight: I'm just glad you did it, thank you very much. Have you also taken care of-
  • Discord: Yep.
  • Twilight:... And did you-
  • Discord: Yep.
  • Twilight:... Well, what about-
  • Discord: Yep.
  • Twilight: "..... Your not gonna let me finish a singl-"
  • Discord: Yep. (Twilight groaned and rolled her eyes). But in all seriousness thought, everything you told me to do is done. Your castle is squeaky clean. I got rid of the parasprite droppings, I made the rats invading the place friends with Fluttershy, I repaired the accidental damages Rainbow Dash did to the top floor, I even got rid of all the bad vandalism that was written in the library books. Nasty stuff. I even made sure Crane gave back that overdue book that explained how to become a lawyer in 20 minutes.
  • Twilight: Really?... I actually long forgotten about that book.
  • Discord: Well, Crane had to pay a lot for it. Since it was in Non-Equestrian currency, I did a little conversion to make sure it was Equestrian currency. Of course, Mr. Krabs had another cash coma in the process, but he's A-Okay thanks to me. I made a little withdrawal to snap him out of it.
  • Twilight: You don't even have your own banking accounts.
  • Discord: Maybe not, but as I said, I'm good at banking and all that crap.
  • Twilight: Well, good. It better not have been counterfeit money.
  • Discord: I assure you, it wasn't. My homeland has laws about magically creating money, and I don't wanna be a burden like I was for most of my life. Not after how that jerkoff Tirek double-crossed me last month. Trust me, I'm a changed Draconequus. I'm no longer one to fall into peer pressure of a grand opportunity anymore.
  • Twilight: Well, let's hope so- (Suddenly, Cadance teleported into the room)...Cadance?
  • Discord: Hey, Cady.
  • Cadance: PLEASE don't call me that.
  • Discord: Oh, has Shining Armor ever called you that?
  • Twilight: Discord, please! What is it?
  • Cadance: It's terrible. I just heard from Shining Armor that Aunt Celestia and Luna have been arrested.
  • Twilight: WHAT?!? Why?
  • Cadance: They've been accused of assaulting King Dragkis's son, Prince Dragoflas. They've found Celestia's hair on the crime scene.
  • Discord: Well, THAT was unexpected.
  • Twilight: Oh, no! I've got to get help. (Teleports away)
  • Cadance:... (To Discord) Did you HAVE to embarrass me in front of her?
  • Discord: I was just playing with you, toots. (Cadance sighs)

Galactic Federation Starship, over Equestria

  • Twilight: (She and her friends walk down the hall being escorted by GF soldiers) How could this have happened?
  • Rainbow Dash: I don't know, but whoever framed Celestia, I am gonna pound his or her head in!
  • Fluttershy: Rainbow Dash, could you lay low on the violence for once? Framing crimes have happened a couple of times in the UUniverses before.
  • Applejack: Yeah, but none as worse as THIS! Usually, people would think twice before framing a powerful ruler, espeically if they're a god!
  • Rainbow Dash: Let's just get this over with. We need to help the Princesses. (They reach an automatic door, and find Celestia and Luna trapped inside individual trans-magnetic barriers)
  • GF Soldier: You've got 5 minutes, then afterwords you are to leave. Any additional minute will result in charges of espionage.
  • Twilight: We understand. (The GF soldiers leave) Princess Celestia, we came as soon as we heard you were in trouble.
  • Celestia: Thank goodness. I wasn't able to contact the Shell Lodge Squad because of containment.
  • Twilight: Well, we weren't able to do it either because I still had no communications computer, and we didn't have time to go to Canterlot to use yours.
  • Applejack: Well, we've got 5 minutes to talk, so let's get started.
  • Luna: Well, someone's framed us for assaulting Prince Dragoflas. The King and Queen are not pleased. They're demanding to have us imprisoned.
  • Celestia: The Feds have us trapped in these trans-magnetic shields to prevent us from using our powers to escape. We need somepony to defend us in our trial. That's why we want you to defend us, Twilight.
  • Twilight: Me? Well, I don't know. I've never been able to learn any lawyer skills since Crane had that book checked out for too long. And I might not have time to read it right now. Discord's not gonna be accompanying us because the Feds have a grudge against him.
  • Luna: You can do it, Twilight. We know you can.
  • Twilight:... Well, okay. If you do, then I'll try to be of help.
  • Celestia: Good luck out there, Twilight.
  • Soldier: "Fair to warn you: Your five minutes is almost up."
  • Applejack: "We're just about done anyway, warden."
  • They left.

Dragon Temple.

  • Icky and Iago were enjoying a new episode of Dummies 101.
  • Icky: "GAH! AW MAN! SHARK ATTACK IN A SWIMMING POOL!? CLISHED BUT HILARIOUS?!"
  • Iago: Best episode yet. (Laughs) Whoever came up with the idea to make a comedy show based on crash-test dummies dying in hilarious situations is absolutely a GENIUS!!!
  • Lord Shen: Guys! Ignitus wants to meet us in the briefing room. He claims to have seen something horrible in the Pool of Visions. Something about Celestia!
  • Icky: What about her?
  • Lord Shen: He told me she's been framed for assault!
  • Icky/Iago: WHAT?!?
  • Lord Shen: Just come with me. We need to find a way to help.

Briefing Room

  • Lord Shen: (He, Icky, and Iago arrive while the other Lodgers, Kairi, and the Dragon Guardians arrive) We came as fast as we could. How are we gonna help Celestia out of getting punished?
  • Ignitus:... (Sighs) Shen, I'm afraid we're too late. Celestia and Luna have already been sentenced.
  • Shen/Icky/Iago: WHAT?!?
  • Terrador: She's been sent to imprisonment for 100 years.
  • Lord Shen:... Show me! (They do that)

Pool of Visions, Galactic Federation Court

  • Twilight: Your grace, you need to think about it. Why would Celestia and Luna want to assault Dragoflas? They're wise rulers, and have never committed a crime like that in their lives.
  • Grand Councilwoman: Well, King Dragkis might have a reason why.
  • King Dragkis: We believe they might have done this because of what we did last Fourth of July.
  • Twilight: What did you do?
  • King Dragkis: Well, let's put it real simply. At the time, we had a short argument. It was about Pred. We had another casualty because of him. He killed a friend of our Dragoflas', a guard dragon in charged of delivery. It was during the time we thought bandits were killing dilevery dragons and we sent a guard cause he can defend himself.... Only to discover sometime after the Forth of July mess that it was Pred, so we changed the route since then. He was angry at Celestia for not keeping a closer eye on him, and we decided to charge the Unicorn Council 1000 bits for it. Shineflare surely blamed Celestia for it, and had her powers temporarily revoked. I thought Celestia might've forgotten about our fight that followed, but I guess now that I was wrong. She must've blamed my son for causing that whole mess in the first place.
  • Celestia: That's not true! Luna wouldn't agree with such an excuse, nor would I EVER do something like that.
  • King Dragkis: "THEN EXPLAIN WHY I FOUND MY SON BEATEN TO A PULP?! He swore he saw you and Luna with him at the time!"
  • Celestia: "You have to belive me, he may've been attacked by imposters! Remember the Changeling attack on Canterlot during my niece's wedding?"
  • King Dragkis: "Believe me, I want to believe you! I would not dare believe an old friend would turn on me like this! But my son KNEW what he saw! He may be young, but I trained him to sense Changeling engry very easily! And he did not sense ANY Changeling engry!"
  • Luna: "Listen here you fire breathing dinosaur!? If we wanted to beat up your son, we should've done it while it was still THAT faithful month, WHY in the name of Tartarus did we took so long to actselly do it?!"
  • King Dragkis: "..... Admitingly, that is strange..... But, I can't be able to believe otherwise. I refuse to choose water over family blood."
  • Twilight: Celestia is not that kind of pony, your highness! That's not solid enough evidence to me. Luna said so herself! It wouldn't make sense to wait so long to get Dragkis' son over something that happened in 2013!?
  • Grand Councilwoman: Then we're forced to move into technical information. Gantu? Was there a piece of Celestia's hair found in the crime scene?
  • Gantu: Indeed.
  • Grand Councilwoman: And did the Lab conclude something with it?
  • Gantu: Yes. They used DNA tracing technology to explain the origin of the hair.
  • Grand Councilwoman: And what was the result of the DNA coding on that hair?
  • Gantu: The DNA is a perfect match for Princess Celestia.
  • Twilight: WHAT?!?
  • Luna: (In royal voice) THAT'S A LIE!!! THAT HAIR COULD'VE BEEN PLANTED THERE!!!
  • King Dragkis: Enough excuses, traitors!
  • Twilight: OBJECTION, YOUR HONOR, OBJECTION!!!
  • Grand Councilwoman: Overruled! Has the jury reached a verdict?
  • Entire Jury: GUILTY!!!
  • Grand Councilwoman: Very well, then. Guilty as charged!
  • Celestia: NO, I'M INNOCENT!!! (The GF Soldiers grabbed Celestia and Luna and pinned them down) WE DIDN'T DO ANYTHING!!! THAT HAIR WAS PLANTED THERE!!! LET US GO!!!
  • Twilight: PRINCESS CELESTIA- (The GF Soldiers hold Twilight at gunpoint) NO!! (Celestia and Luna were taken away, leaving Twilight in tears)

Dragon Temple Briefing Room

  • Lord Shen:... WHO DID THIS?!? I WANNA KNOW RIGHT NOW WHO PLANTED THAT DAMN HAIR!!! I'LL KILL THAT JERKOFF!!! I'LL RIP HIS FUCKING HEART OUT!!!
  • Crane: "I should've been there! I would've helped convince Dragkis that Celestia would never randomly assult his son over something as trival as momentary power loss!"
  • Icky: "Oh, and risk another mess like last time?"
  • Po: "Who wants to bet that Pred Judu Des finally desided to go overboard just to finally turn Equestia into, Xenophobia?"
  • Lord Shen: "ALCHORSE?! No doubt Shineflare placed them up to it?! I can already see it!?"

Shen's throey.

  • Shineflare: "It's about time that Celestia finally forsakes that "love the mythic beasts" nonsense! Pred, I put you, and two of your daughters up to it!"
  • Pred: "Hidden, you know what to do."
  • Hidden Shadow turns Sharp-Pay and Axe-rella into Celestia and Luna.

Later.

  • Sharp-pay and Axe-rella as Celestia and Luna beats up Dragflos!

Reality

  • Lord Shen: "Then afterwords when that hypocritical "friend" of Celestia blames her and Luna for this travisty, the ponies of Equestia will finally listen to Pred Judu Des that dragons and mythic beasts shouldn't be trusted!"
  • Boss Wolf: "Isn't that, alittle extreme, even if it is Pred?"
  • Lord Shen: "This is the same basturd that tried to hurt Twilight so Shineflare can malmitulate Celestia into hating dragons, mythic beasts, and the Uuniverseals! I wouldn't exactly put it pass them now would I?"
  • Dr. Cockarocuh: "But I think even Pred Judu Des rekindised that Celestia and Luna are impourent to Equestia. They wouldn't dare risk the controllers of the life sustaining sun and the moon impourent for sleep AND maintaining waves just to get their point across! Even Shineflare knows this!"
  • Lord Shen: "I know it has to be them! I bet right now, they're getting ponies riled up to hate Universeal beings, dragons, and mythic beings?!"

Equestia.

  • Pred and Shineflare have rallyed up an angry mob of Ponies, as this was also viewed by the rest of The Unicorn Council and The Sisters.
  • Shineflare: "This is exactly what we were talking about! Dragkis has betrayed Celestia and Luna, blamed them for his son's justly beating, and has conspired with aliens to take them away from us!? They want Equestia to suffer without it's rulers?! IS THAT FRIENDLY TO YOU!?"
  • Mob: "NO?!"
  • Pred Judu Des: "So, NOW you all know better then to ever trust aliens and beasties, eh? About damn time!? I say, we elect Shineflare, as Queen of Equestia, and declair war on the dragons, AND WIPE THEM TO EXTINTION!? IT WILL BE SO GREATLY FELT, THAT TYRANT ALIEN WILL HAVE TO SURRENDER OUR PRINCESSES TO US, AND THEN WE SHALL WIPE OUT ALL THE MYTHIC BEASTS IN EQUESTIA?! AND FINALLY, WE WILL BAN ALIENS TO EVER COME TO EQUESTIA EVER AGAIN!? CHEER IF YOUR WITH US?!"
  • The Mob cheers!
  • ???: "WAIT?!"
  • Everyone looks to see The Main 6.
  • Shineflare: "Ah yes, Twilight Sparkle and Friends. Have you come to admit that Pred and I were right all along and come to turn Equestia into a Mythic Beast, Dragon, and Alien free world?"
  • Sharp-Pay: "And if your here to ask us to kill Spike and Discord for you, (laughs), we're way ahead of you!"
  • Sharp-Pay points to Spike, Discord, and Taiku in hangmen nooses in preperation for exicution by hanging.
  • Spike: "TWILIGHT?!"
  • Taiku: "I came back to Equestia to try to claim down the mob, AND THIS IS THE FREAKING THANKS THAT I GET?! I am just sort've glad I didn't dragged the rest of my friends here."
  • Discord: "We're seriously doing THIS thing again?"
  • Twilight: Everypony, this is all a big misunderstanding! King Dragkis isn't being cruel, he's just angry and thinks that Celestia and Luna assaulted their son.
  • Rainbow Dash: I'm sure we ALL know that Celestia and Luna wouldn't dare hurt a single dragon child. Somehow, they've been framed.
  • Pinkie: And even if they WERE guilty, then you'd NEVER elect Master Shineflare as the new ruler. (Everyone looks at her weird)... What?
  • Cometelius: She's right, guys. We can't elect Shineflare as the new ruler. Not after what happened during Qui's last attacks.
  • Shineflare: Then what's YOUR suggestion, then? HOW should we elect the new ruler of this country?
  • Twilight: Everypony, did you hear us? Celestia and Luna were framed-
  • Chain: I say we put on a singing competition! (Everyone looks at her weird)... What?
  • Pred: Chain, why would ANYPONY elect a new ruler with a singing competition?
  • Shineflare: "THAT IS STUPID! No singing! I am getting elected Queen, and that's that! And no stupid tecnecally is gonna get in the way of that!"
  • Twilight: "EVERYONE SHUT THE FUCK UP!?"
  • Everyone was surprised by Twilight's cursing.
  • Chain: "Wow, I didn't know Twilight talked like a sailor...."
  • Twilight: "Celestia, and Luna, were FRAMED! Someone or a group of someones must've disguised themselfs as them to frame Celestia and Luna to attack the prince. They planted a piece of her hair there to make it convincing."
  • Pred Judu Des: "Then it has to be Discord and the Black Dragon Taiku! They were in leage and wanted Equestia all to themselves!?"

Pred's Throey.

  • Discord: "No more being Mr. Nice Guys, Taiku my boy! It's time Equestia has new rightful rulers!"
  • Taiku: "(Evily) Totally. I'm tired of being second banana to a false god with a heart condition! It's time we're rid of Sunbutt and Ol' moony!"
  • Discord turned into Celestia while Taiku become Luna.

Later.

  • Discord and Taiku as Celestia and Luna beats up Draflos!

Reality.

  • Rarity: "THAT, has to be the most outragious hogwash ever!?"
  • Sharp-Pay: "THINK ABOUT IT! TAIKU WAS CLOSE TO CELESTIA! HE COULD'VE GONE INTO HER ROOM AND STOLEN HER HAIR-BRUSH AND PLANTED A PIECE OF HER HAIR THERE?!"
  • Twilight: "DISCORD AND TAIKU WOULD NEVER DO THAT?!"
  • Shineflare: "Sparkle, Discord used to be a tyrant who spread choas throughout Equestia and Taiku is of blood with the Villain Leage's Maleficent and the Scourge Imperial emperor Dark Dragon! It's not as outragious as you want to believe! Taiku played you for a patsy, and desided to bring Discord along for the ride just to have an ally! For all we know, maybe it was Taiku who freed Tirek?!"
  • Pinkie: "HEY! THAT BIG MEANIE HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH THIS?!"
  • Twilight: "YOUR JUST TRYING TO DESTROY TAIKU'S REPUTATION IN ORDER TO TURN PONIES AGAINST HIM!?"
  • Shineflare: "Ok, maybe that Tirek bit was abit, out there, but still! Given he's a spawn of two very evil human/dragons, it was only a matter of time before his evil genes kicked in! Taiku and espeically Discord are nothing but traitors?!"
  • A peacock sound was heard!
  • Chain: "Oh! I know this one! It sounds like, A Pea- (Lord Shen lands on Chain) OW!!!"
  • Pred: Well, if it isn't Celestia's boyfriend- (Lord Shen grabbed Pred by the neck) AHHKK!!!
  • Lord Shen: HOW DARE YOU FRAME CELESTIA AND LUNA BY BEATING UP THAT DRAGON CHILD?!? YOU JUST DIDN'T WANNA FACE THE FACT THAT NOBODY WAS GONNA SIDE WITH YOU ANYMORE, SO YOU GOT RID OF THEM?!? WELL, NOW YOU'RE GONNA PAY!!!
  • Pred: Excuse me, what makes you think I did this?!? I had NO involvement in Celestia and Luna's incident.
  • Lord Shen: DON'T PLAY DUMB WITH ME, YOU F*****G C***-S*****G MOTHERF*****!!! (Everyone gasped)
  • Spyro: Lord Shen, stop! He didn't frame Celestia and Luna, and you know it!
  • Lord Shen: THEN WHO DID, YOU BIG PURPLE LIZARD WITH WINGS?!?
  • Spyro: I don't know, but that's what we're gonna find out. Now let Pred go, or we're gonna have to stop you....
  • Lord Shen:... (Lets Pred go, but then Shen punches him in the face) THAT'S SO YOU DON'T FORGET TO NEVER MESS WITH ANYONE ELSE WE CARE ABOUT!!!
  • Pred: YOU JUST STAY AWAY FROM ME, YOU WHITEASS PEA-C***!!!
  • Twilight: OKAY, ENOUGH WITH THE F*****G CUSSING, THERE MIGHT BE CHILDREN PRESENT!!!
  • Applejack:... (Nudges Twilight) Didn't you cuss, too?
  • Twilight: Right, sorry.
  • Lord Shen:... Sorry.
  • Pred: Sorry.
  • Twilight: Alright, everypony, let's just calm down. I know you're all upset that Celestia and Luna are stuck in prison, but we can't just go around blaming people because of it. It wasn't anybody's fault this happened. All we need to blame is whoever framed them.
  • Shineflare: "Well, if it's not Discord And Taiku, then who praytell would risk our very way to life to make Celestia suffer?"
  • Icky: "Well, he or she must have to REALLY hate Celestia to do it. I mean, do we know anyone who would do this?"
  • Po: "Maybe it was Mang and Chrysalis! I mean, Celestia always goes after Mang and zap the crud out of him! Maybe he finally had enough and had Changelings to-"
  • Tigress: "Changelings were already ruled out cause then the young prince would've sense them. Besides, Mang wouldn't be THAT stupid."
  • Icky: "Maybe it was The Dark Dragon and Chancler Chang!"
  • Iago: "They're stuck quelling another rebelion at this time!"
  • Patrick: "Maybe Dr. Nefarious made evil clones of Celestia and Luna!"
  • Squidward: "You dolt! Nefarious is at the Underappresiated Villains Convention!"

UV CON.

  • Dr. Nefarious: "AHHH! I love UV CON!"
  • Dr. Nefarious sees Junjie.
  • Dr. Nefarious: ".... Mang is still treating you like crap?"
  • Junjie: "I wouldn't be here otherwise."
  • ???: "Your telling us."
  • They see The Babylon Rouges.
  • Jet the Hawk: "No one even remembers us."
  • Dr. Nefarious: "..... And, you guys are...?"
  • The Rouges sighed depressingly.

Equestia.

  • Icky: "Well then this is alot harder then we hope."
  • Cynder: "In the meantime, Shineflare, on the behalf of the High Council, we demand you let Discord, Taiku, and Spike go!"
  • Shineflare: "And when I refuse?"
  • Cynder turned into Avatar Cynder and roared!
  • Shineflare pissed herself.
  • Shineflare: ".... C-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-convincing arguement..... The accused are free to go."
  • Pred facehoofed.
  • Pred: "Bloody hell."

Somewhere else.

  • Qui, Celisus, Narcotic, and Hank were laughing as QP was showing them the events unfolding through a screen on her chest.
  • Darkness Qui: "MOST, BRILLIENT PRANK, EVER?!"
  • Celisus: "The fools didn't even realise it was us?!"
  • Narcotic: "He-he-he! What a bunch of dopies!?"
  • Hank: "Not even Sandy can guess! That's brillient?!"
  • QP: "Tee-hee.... Hilarious."
  • Darkness Qui: "Ok.... We had our fun. Now, let's get out of here before somebody finds us and-"
  • Chrysalis appeared!
  • Darkness Qui: "GAH?!"
  • Narcotic: "Oh, it's that, insect equine again."
  • Chrysalis: Well, Qui, you've made us a bit proud.
  • Darkness Qui:... What're you talking about?
  • Chrysalis: The Villain League had witnessed you beat up that dragon prince, and are amazed that you could EVER be capable of something like that. It's especially good news for me. With Celestia gone, they're gonna be holding elections for new rulers. Princesses Cadance and Twilight are too busy running their own kingdoms and the fact that they are assusiated with the accused princesses, so they can't possibly qualify. I think you've all given me the exact moment I've longed for. Since me and my subjects failed to take over Equestria before, you've made it easier for us.
  • Celsius: We didn't even do it for you, slime!
  • Darkness Qui smacks Celisus!
  • Celisus: "D'OW!?"
  • Darkness Qui: "Celisus, she's a representive of one of the villain teams I'm trying to unify, DON'T SOUR UP THE RELATION WITH ONE OF THE MORE POWERFUL ONES?!"
  • Celisus: "But she was making false assumtions and-"
  • Darkness Qui punches Celisus hard!
  • Celisus moaned.
  • Celisus: ".... Owch.... Ok, I'll take back the slime comment. Ow...."
  • Darkness Qui: "Listen, babe, while Celisus was too quick to insult you, you are kinda making some far too quick assumtions. You see, I only framed Celestia for laughs. I am not in the position to risk another bout against that Cynder brat, and-"
  • Chrysalis: "Qui, darling... You think I don't know that? Alcourse we're aware your asentually only doing this for a quick laugh. It's just that, what appears to be a mere making a benvolent ruler look like a joke, is also a prime oppertunity in the making. The Villain League is taking advantage of this opportunity. They're giving us special disguises so we can go in and prepare for the elections. Not just that, but... There's a chance the leage will soon not be the only villain team to learn of this moment. Soon the Scourge Empire will catch whiff as will Team Nefarious, and surely the local scum of Prison 42. You'll be famous amongst villainy. It could make making a new "Villains' Act" very possable."
  • Darkness Qui was blabbering like an idiot!
  • Celisus: "Oh grock, here we go..."
  • Narcotic: "Oh boy."
  • QP: "And Qui drags us into another sceme t-minus 3, 2, 1."
  • Darkness Qui: MY BRAIN JUST HATCHED ANOTHER IDEA!!!
  • Narcotic: Then lay it somewhere else.
  • Darkness Qui: Oh, come on. Chrysalis told us herself. The Villains of these worlds are gonna be competing for position as rulers of Equestria. I'll get the chance to invite them all there, and if I do a little rigging, one of them might become the ruler, and they're reveal themselves and establish a whole world ruled by villains. PERFECT!!! (Cackles)
  • Celsius: Well, what about that Cynder dragon?
  • Darkness Qui: Oh, yeah. I mean, I don't know HOW the hell she learned how to become a vicious adult, but it really scares me. Each time I hatch a plan, she gets angry and I'm forced to defend myself from her. She is just crazy.
  • Chrysalis: Why don't you leave her to me? I'll keep her busy.
  • Darkness Qui: Well, it had better work. She's the one who foils most of my plans, and I don't know WHAT she finds about me that's familiar, and I can hardly remember being here, even with my new looks. Now, I don't look much like a Zewinsaur, and more like her species. It's dire news to me that I was treated with plastic surgery, but it still doesn't fit to me. I hope I NEVER learn that, too. This time, my plan is NOT gonna fail because I'm gonna take precautions to keep that crazy teenager from attempting to beat me up again. I still have nightmares about her.
  • Chrysalis: You will not regret it, Qui. The Villain League will do all in our power to prevent that she-devil from stopping you.
  • Narcotic: Now, I remember once hearing from you leagers, that this 'she-devil' once worked for you, right?
  • Chrysalis: It's true, but we can't go over that now, it's time to get started. I'll inform Cobra and Mirage about the new plan. We'll let you know if the other villain teams appear.
  • Darkness Qui: Well, then, I'm relieved. Let's do it.

Chapter 3: Discord Gets Suckered Again

Fluttershy's Cottage

  • Discord sighs.
  • Fluttershy: "What's wrong, Discord?"
  • Discord: "I just can't belive these ponies turned on me again. Worse off, Celestia and Luna has been arrested for something they didn't do. A dragon pox on Dragkis and his spoiled brat, I say!"
  • Fluttershy: "Now now Discord, you know better to to be mean to people even if they are wrong."
  • Discord: "I'm just saying that Dragkis is not a true friend of Celestia's if he turns on her for something as stupid as child abuse."
  • Fluttershy: "Well, children are a complincated matter for, us mortals."
  • Discord: "It just doesn't sound fair for Dragkis to just, punish Celestia JUST because the stupid brat claims to have seen them! I know it has to be imposters! But the closest Celestia has to any enemy insane enough to make her look stupid was formerly me and still my brother Mayhem, Chrysalis and the Changelings, Pred and the sisters if they really lost it, why hell, even Darkness Qui and her cronies would-"
  • Discord made a shocked face!
  • Discord: "Flutters..... I think I just found out who would do this..."
  • Fluttershy: "Well, I kinda don't think it would be Qui. After all, she did promise to never bother Equestia again."
  • Discord: "..... She made that promise before when she tried to destroy love, and that didn't stop (drags down the Discord's Dilemma poster) THIS from happening!?"
  • Fluttershy: "..... Oh.... My."
  • Discord: "But even then, who would believe me? I'm a suspect to this, as well as, Taiku of all people! Shineflare has everyone believing in her! Shineflare will propbuly have them eat centapedes if it means bringing Celestia and Luna back!"
  • Fluttershy: "I think your giving Shineflare too much credit."
  • Discord: "Oh no?"
  • Discord points to a poster that reads: "Shineflare's Centapede eating drive to earn donations to get Celestia and Luna back" with A Mare and Staillain with Centapedes in their mouths.
  • Fluttershy: "EEK?! OH MY GOODNESS?! THE POOR CENTAPEDES?! THEY DON'T DESERVE THIS!?"
  • Fluttershy rans out and head torwords where the thing may be held.
  • Discord: "There, now I won't have to drag Fluttershy into trouble. Now, if I was Qui out to cause trouble again, where would I hide?"
  • Discord pounders.

Dark Allys.

  • QP: "However clished of us to hide in dark allies as we watch the fools be fools! Look at this! (Shows poster) They even have a drive to eat Moonapede-like creatures to get their princesses out!"
  • Narcotic: "I'm not sure the animal loving organisations of this planet would approve of that."
  • Celisus: "Let alone the health department. What retard would ok such a-"
  • Suddenly, they see Chain at the stands with a bucket of Centapedes!
  • Chain: "OK EVERYPONY!? IF YOU CAN EAT A BUCKET OF CENTAPEDES FOR 80 DOLLARS TO BE DONATED FOR CELESTIA'S BAIL MONEY, THEN, WELL, THEN YOU CAN REALLY DO IT?! SHINEFLARE TOTALLY APPROVED OF MY IDEA IF I CAN ACTSELLY GET PEOPLE TO DO IT?!"
  • Celisus: ".... I rest my case."
  • A Stallian with a Mohawk: "I have a dark habit of eating living things! I'll give it a sh-"
  • Fluttershy slams into him!
  • Fluttershy: "CHAIN?! PLEASE DON'T FORCE PEOPLE TO EAT CENTAPEDES?!"
  • Darkness Qui: "Aw man! I am so turning these sad creatures into my pets! They can amuse me on lonely saterdays and, boring sundays."
  • Narcotic: "Yeah! I can have them slap eachother, with Shimicks."
  • Darkness Qui: "Now, let's get out of here before something else hap-"
  • Darkness Qui turns to face Discord.
  • Discord: "Darkness Qui, I presume?"
  • Darkness Qui: "BLAH!?"
  • Narcotic: "DUH?!"
  • Celisus: "(GIRLY SCREAMS)"
  • Hank: "YIKES?!"
  • QP: "And already this is turning south."
  • Discord: "I'm afraid the feelings' totally mutual."
  • Discord snaps his fingers and traps the group in a small cage!
  • Celisus: "Let me guess, you still have it out on us for the failed invadion involving you, does it?"
  • Discord: You have NO idea. And for that... (Snaps, and a magical lion's paw smacks Qui multiple times in the face) HAHAHAHA! PRICELESS!
  • Darkness Qui: OW MY FREAKING FACE?! You know, you have a bad habit of appearing where you're not welcome. And I'm sure everyone else out there would agree.
  • Discord: (Scoffs) That's not my concern. My concern is that you're trying to get villains to take Celestia and Luna's place as rulers of Equestria. And I can truly say you would SUCK at running it the way I did.
  • Narcotic: You seriously doubt yourself about it?
  • Discord: Well, I AM a friend.
  • Darkness Qui: Oh, sure, allowing yourself to be forever trapped with the ponies' disgusting customs. I had no friends growing up.
  • Narcotic: We're your friends, Qui!
  • Darkness Qui: You're just my assistants, dumbass.
  • Celsius: Well, we're close to being friends.
  • Darkness Qui: (Does a water spell on him, and turns him into ash) Just shut up.
  • Discord: Oh, you don't know how it feels, then. I've never had a friend growing up, either. Sure I hung out with Celestia and Luna and we played together with our magic when we were young, but hell, we were just more like pen pals, which I think is half of being a friend. Becoming a friend was the best damn thing that ever happened to me, and after last month, I've come to embrace that.
  • Darkness Qui: Blah, blah, blah, friendship is magic! You know, you let that feeling get in the way of your real nature, Discord. Look at yourself, you look like something the feloot dragged in.
  • Discord: Pardon, but what the hell is a feloot? Don't you mean a 'cat'?
  • Darkness Qui: I'm not from these worlds, thank you! My point is that you look like something that is meant for surrealism. Even the Polyzoons of Invervitraxian mythology were far worse than you, considering... That both species look exactly the same.
  • Discord: And, I'M not from YOUR world, thank you. What the hell is a Polyzoon AND Invervitrax?
  • Darkness Qui: BESIDES THE POINT!!!
  • Hank: "It's cool Discord. I have no idea what any of those names mean either."
  • Discord: "Look, just, what is your problem? Didn't your momzy and dadzy treated you right?"
  • Darkness Qui: "DON'T YOU DARE TALK ABOUT MY PARENTS?!"
  • Discord: "Ohhh. Abused child denial."
  • Darkness Qui: "MY PARENTS NEVER ABUSED ME?!"
  • Discord: "Then were they villains like you?"
  • Darkness Qui: "NO?! THEY HAVE VERY HIGH MORALS?! In fact.... If they were still alive today.... They won't approve of what I become."
  • Narcotic: "Uh, I have been wondering Miss Qui. Whatever did happened to yer ma and pa?"
  • Darkness Qui: "NONE OF ANYONE'S DAMN BUSINESS!?"
  • Discord appeared on Qui dressed as a toddler.
  • Discord: "Oh come on Aunty Qui, please tell us the story."
  • Darkness Qui: "I'm not gonna tell you!"
  • Discord: "Ok, fine! Then we'll ask the robot!"
  • QP: "Processing Qui's history files. Warning: Previously had been instructed by Secret Founders to keep them secret."
  • Darkness Qui: "Oh trust me. She's been telling me that ALOT ever since I saved her from being destroyed. It's like there was something the secret founders didn't wanted me to know about."
  • Discord: "Well, then I am not gonna stop bothering you until you fess up! If you do, I'll promise I'll have Cynder know about it! I mean, if your story DOES prove you have NO connection here at all, then she'll finally stop obcessing over you... In throey."
  • Darkness Qui: "Not interested! Not even if I was gonna be exicuted would I talk!?"
  • Hank: "Wow. I bet it was super bad for you to be cranky about it."
  • Discord: "Ok, then you forced me to go tamerainian on you!"
  • Darkness Qui: "Tamerainian?"
  • Discord: "It's this speices of blue humans from the Buzz Lightyear show that can go through walls and read minds by digging into your heads, like this."
  • Discord does the trick and puts Qui into a stuper.
  • Celisus: "GOOD GROCK?!"
  • Narcotic: "Cool! That could really help brain surgens!"
  • QP: "..... Are you nothing but all flavers of Stupid, Narcotic?"
  • Discord: "Let's see..... First word is "Poo-Poo Ca-choo"."
  • Hank and Narcotic laughed!
  • Discord: "Faverite color is Pink."
  • Hank and Narcotic laughed louder!
  • Discord: ".... You had an igmaginary friend named "Mr. Puffypants"?"
  • Hank, Narcotic, and finally Celisus laughed out loud!
  • QP: "Ok, this is seriously embarrising!"
  • Discord: "Oh, how sad! You were the most unpopular girl in, "Solaumbo" High, and never got a date at the prom!"
  • Hank: "Man, I used to have the same problem!"
  • Celisus: "(Sarcastly) Gee, I wonder why."
  • Narcotic: "Well, it's probuly because he was obcessed of being a mu-"
  • Celisus: "I WAS BEING SARCASTIC!?"
  • Discord: "Oh come on! Her possable tragic history has got to be in this screwed up mind somewhere! Ahh, here's something..... Oh..... Oh..... OH..... OOOOHHHHH! YOU POOR SORRY BITCH?! No wonder your so angry?!"
  • Discord took his hand out in a panic!
  • Discord: "How dreadful for you to lose your parents like that?!"
  • Hank: "Oh! I bet it was juicy! What happened?"
  • Discord: "I, I don't even know where to begin! You see-"
  • Changelings pounced on Discord and trapped him but his head in a slime cacoon!
  • Discord: "Hey! When did you guys get Changelings?"
  • Darkness Qui: Chrysalis came to us recently and said that we propose an alliance. Just like you can, Dissy.
  • Discord: NEVER!!! I'm not gonna fall for the same trick twice!
  • Darkness Qui: Oh, come on! Has whoever tricked you ever told you that your feelings as a friend blind you from being the true thing you are deep down?
  • Discord: No!
  • Darkness Qui: Well, it's true. I remember this guy from my home planet who went through the same situation. He had a friend that he felt good having, but bit him in the ass when he discovered he was working for terrorists. Poor soul had his tongue ripped out, and stuffed up his--
  • Everyone: TOO MUCH INFO!!!
  • Darkness Qui: Okay, the point is you can't let friendship distract you.
  • Discord: Heh, Tirek could be more convincing than THAT! (The Changelings bring out a bag of corruption powder) We Draconequui may be wacky and obnoxious, but we're not STUPID! (The corruption powder is flaked onto him while he doesn't notice) We've had order for millennia, and you villains see it as something to see as an excuse. Well, I for one am gonna make sure that you NEVER make me fall for that by FUCKING KILLING YOU!!! Wait a minute, that's more like something Mayhem would say! What're you people doing to me?!
  • Changeling: (Speaking in freaky language: "Just use all of it, you idiot!") (The Changeling dumps the entire bag on him)
  • Discord: HEY! Wha--what is this stuff? Did you just pour sand on me?
  • Darkness Qui: So you're REALLY gonna side with those friend-lusting ponies?
  • Discord: Well, to be honest, I don't think friendship is the strongest of the UUniversal customs, so I think I have something better in mind. I'll just make my chaos less chaotic once I get elected as the new ruler of Equestria.
  • Darkness Qui: So?
  • Discord: So, you've got yourself an alliance! (They both shake)
  • Narcotic: Well, THAT was a bit awkward.
  • Darkness Qui: "Already this is going according to plan. Now, we just need to be able to have a kind of election where anyone can win! I heard this "Shineflare" is trying to get herself automaticly elected! If we're gonna make it possable for Discord to get elected, It had to be through something unconventional, and overly rediculious."
  • Chain: (From on the stage) WHY THE HELL WON'T ANYONE AGREE THAT HAVING A SINGING COMPETITION IS A GOOD WAY TO GET SOMEPONY ELECTED?!?
  • Darkness Qui:...BRAIN FRACTURE!!!
  • Discord: I'm WAY ahead of you! (Snaps, and everything goes white)

Chapter 4: Equestrian Idol

Stage, a few minutes later....

  • Announcer: WELCOME TO EQUESTRIAN IDOL!!! In a very speical episode that, for some reason, everyone desided that a music compitition is what it was needed to get Equestia a new ruler in sad light that Celestia and Luna were framed from something they didn't commit! And who better to judge then three of Equestian Idol's best judges, Zebro White!
  • A fat Zebra Equestian is seen.
  • Announcer: "Passive Aggressa!"
  • A female pink pony with a cutie mark of a lipstick is seen!
  • Announcer: "And the ever imfamous, Simon Crowbeak!"
  • A black crow beaked griffin is seen.
  • Announcer: "Everyone from across the universe, even villains, have come to attempt to show they have what it takes to become, THE NEXT RULER OF EQUESTIA?!"
  • Simon Crowbeak: "Oh god, why are we even doing this?"
  • Zebro: "I can't believe we're suddenly trusted to deside the next ruler of Equestia!"
  • Passive: "Wow, like, wow."
  • Shineflare appeared angerly!
  • Shineflare: "THE HELL IS GOING ON HERE?! I THOUGHT I REJECTED ENTRUSTING A MUSIC COMPITION TO DESIDE THE FATE OF OUR NATION!?"
  • Simon Crowbeak: "Who is this? Is she even suppose to contend?"
  • Passive: "Oh I don't know, but why don't we just let her, huh? I mean, it wouldn't hurt..."
  • Zebro: "Oh why not? Show us your moves girl."
  • Shineflare: "Gah! Fine?! If I must!"

(Shineflare started to sing opera).

Carmen Habanera (The Royal Opera)

Carmen Habanera (The Royal Opera)


  • Shineflare was interupted half-way through!
  • Simon: "STOP STOP STOP!? WHAT WAS THAT?!"
  • Shineflare: ".... It's, an opera by Carmare. My idol."
  • Simon: "... You bloody serious? This is "Equestian Idol", not the bloodly opera house!?"
  • Zebro: "Uh, sorry miss, but the rule is, we focus more on, more, modern songs yo."
  • Passive: "I, don't really have anything against opera, but, I'm so sorry, but, your not really gonna go anywhere with that."
  • Simon: "And on top of that, I, HATE, OPERA?! It's unbelieveally boring! Your boring for singing it! I hate you, your face, whatever thing you represent, your awful, your talentless, you should be put to death for even being alive! Good day to you madam!?"
  • Shineflare: "TASTELESS BEAST?! I SHOULD HAVE PRED JUDU DES HUNT YOU DOWN AND-"
  • Simon: "SECURITY?!"
  • Shineflare: (Security ponies drag her away) RIPOFFS!!! (She gets taken away)
  • Zebro: Now, let's see who we've got on the list... We've got Queen Chrysalis, Discord, Hank the Mutant Frog, Darkness Qui, and... Hmm, someone said that others were coming, so let's just wait for them to arrive.
  • Passive: Fair enough. We'll be right back with some awesome modern-day singing and non-opera performances after these messages.
  • Camera Pony: And... That's a wrap.

Twilight's Castle

  • Twilight: This doesn't make any sense. Why would somebody frame the Princesses? They're the most perfect rulers we have. Not to mention she was like a mother to me. I mean, much more than my REAL mother who never seems to get any lines in the series. Come to think of it, I never seem to see them that much.
  • Applejack: I dunno 'bout you girls, but I can't help but feel that some of our Equestrian foes are responsible for this.
  • Rainbow Dash: Uh, guys? You're not gonna believe this, but Equestria's decided to have a singing competition to choose the new ruler of Equestria. And... I can't believe this myself, but... Discord's performing in it.
  • Everyone: WHAT?!?
  • Applejack: Why would he do that? I thought he left trying to rule Equestria WAAAAY behind him. (Discord suddenly appears)
  • Discord: Yes, but this time, it's not in the way I did it before. I've decided that I no longer use evil chaos when I rule Equestria. I can keep my promise of remaining good, and control the sun and moon, but I can also have fun with my magic. I'm not saying that I'm going back to my evil ways or anything. I just feel like since Celestia and Luna will be gone for a while, we need someone who can handle everything. And I do mean EVERYTHING.
  • Pinkie: Well, I suppose that makes sense.
  • Rainbow Dash: I don't know if that's a good choice you're making, Discord. You know that you can't use your magic on our environment unless it's in your homeland or if it was requested, right?
  • Discord: Perhaps you didn't hear me, Dash. I said I'll be leaving these lands alone. But I shall just re-decorate Canterlot in my own image. I'll even keep my community service sentences, and help you and Fluttershy out. Isn't that wonderful?
  • Twilight: We're grateful you chose to keep your promises and not wreak chaos again, but how can you possibly rule Canterlot by yourself?
  • Discord: Details, details, I've been able to run a country before, I might even do it without having to make these lands surreal. I brought you ponies a few tickets so you can come along and listen to me perform. (Gives them 6 tickets) Now if you'll excuse me, I've got some non-chaos to wreak. (Teleports away)
  • Twilight:... There's something fishy going on.
  • ???: Hey, girls! (Everyone looks to see Fluttershy) I think I may have an idea who framed Celestia and Luna. I talked with Discord a while ago, and he thinks that Qui and her associates did it.
  • Rarity: Well, no true surprise there. I wasn't really expecting her to keep her promise of leaving Equestria alone.
  • Twilight:... Fluttershy, I think there's something you should know about Discord.
  • Fluttershy:... What about him?
  • Twilight: There's a singing competition that's gonna choose the new ruler of Equestria, and... Discord is performing.
  • Fluttershy: What? But he told us he wouldn't do stuff like that again.
  • Pinkie: Of course he's not, silly. He talked to us a few seconds ago that he was gonna use good chaos, and leave our lands alone, and he's gonna control the sun and moon for us. He didn't sound THAT evil right then.
  • Rainbow Dash: "I did noticed his eyes look alitle, red. I think his eyes are getting irreitated or something."
  • Pinkie: "Wait.... Didn't Kevin had red eyes when he wanted to make Equestia super modern?"
  • Twilight: "I don't see how that has to-"
  • Twilight gasps!
  • Twilight: "Wait.... Discord's sudden interest to rule again.... Red eyes.... The sudden appearence of a singing compitition deciding Equestia's fate!? Don't you guys know what all of that means!?"
  • Rarity: "Discord is being a gentlemen for once and actselly help us?"
  • Pinkie: "Discord needs to take better care of his eyes?"
  • Rainbow Dash: "That only a retard thinks it's a good idea to entrust a singing show like "Equestian Idol" to decide who should run Equestia?"
  • Fluttershy: "Didn't Chain offer the idea?"
  • Rainbow Dash: "I rest my case."
  • Applejack: "Twilight, are you saying Discord done got himself under Qui's influence again? But isn't red eye corruption a Villain Leage thing?"
  • Rainbow Dash: Well, Queen Chrysalis is attending the competition, so I guess that evens things out-
  • Twilight: HOLY EQUESTRIA!!! QUI'S ALLIED WITH THE VILLAIN LEAGUE AGAIN!!!
  • Rainbow Dash: Yeah, that was my next guess.
  • Twilight: Rainbow Dash? Is the Shell Lodge still in Equestria?
  • Rainbow Dash: Yeah, they're at the restaurant a few blocks from here having dinner.
  • Twilight: Then let's go girls. We have to find a way to get everyone to listen to us, and prove Celestia and Luna innocent. (They teleport away)

Restaurant

  • Icky: "(Burps)! Aw man! Who knew tufu crayfish is actselly SO-O-O-O good?"
  • Lord Shen: "And a surprisingly impressive noodle soup. It's a worthy rival for the Panda's recipe."
  • Po: Wow, everything that looks like meat here is actually a by-product of plant foods. Which I guess is understandable since the ponies here are vegetarians.
  • Merlin: I guess it's amazing what magic can do these days. (Twilight and her friends teleport outside the restaurant, and come inside)
  • Sam: Hey, look who's back.
  • Twilight: Guys, we've got loads to tell you about who framed Celestia and Luna!
  • Lord Shen: "Oh, thank goodness! Was it Pred, like I suspected?"
  • Twilight: "No. For once, Pred has nothing to do with this!"
  • Boss Wolf: "No disrespect sir, but let it go. I get it, the guy did caused some trouble before, but I don't even he would willingly endanger Equestia's fragle lifecycle just to make people hate Dragons and Mythical creatures, and us for that matter. He's a psycopath, but he's a psycopath that cares for Equestia... Albeit in all the wrong ways and for the wrong reasons."
  • Lord Shen: "Ok, fine! But I'm just saying that if it HAD been him, he certainly had the motive for it!"
  • Icky: "We know! It does sort've sound like something he would, in throey, do. But let's remember the fact that he came to help Equestia when Nefarious tried to get his metal fingers on Equestia with Blueblood! The guy's not conventional evil like most of our enemies, he's like Amos. He just doesn't trust anything not native to Equestia and anything NOT a pony or pony based."
  • Iago: "But yet, WHY does he hate Centaurs?"
  • Icky: "They were part of this slave trade on ponies that Celestia illegalised, remember?"
  • Kolwalski: "Also, they're more based on Horses, not ponies. They would've been ALOT smaller if they're pony-based. They're also not true equines cause they have hands."
  • Po: "Also, Fishlegs once told me that some Male Centaurs are imfamous from getting drunk and rampaging villages just for the sake of drunken fun. Also, remember that Nessus jerk from Greese?"
  • Twilight: "AHEM?!"
  • Lord Shen: "Oh that's right, the ones who framed Celestia and Luna. Well, out with it, who's the guilty party?"
  • Twilight: Well, we think it's Qui.
  • Cynder: WHAT?!?
  • Skipper: Oh, here we go again.
  • Spyro: Cynder, calm down. We know how much of a grudge you have against Qui, but just remember not to be THAT hard on her. Plus, try not to forget that Alicorn Potion you got a few weeks ago. It's still activated, it's still at the Dragon Realms, and it's ready for you to use when you get the courage to do it.
  • Sparx: In short, STOP BEING AN AGGRESSIVE BITCH!!!
  • Everyone: SPARX!!!
  • Sparx: What? It's true!
  • Cynder: Alright, alright, I won't. But I'm still scared about what the past will reveal.
  • Gilda: Well, blame that crazy trickster puppet for that.
  • Cynder: But when I get to her, I'm gonna show her not to mess with Equestria again. And nothing is gonna stop me from getting to her. (They are unaware that Chrysalis is outside)
  • Chrysalis: We'll see about that, Cyndy. (Flies away)

Equestian Idol.

  • Temutai is on stage, singing sweet little buttercup!
  • Temutai: "Sweet little BUTTERCUP, Sweet little BUTTERCUP!? La-la-la-la-la-LA?!"
  • Simon: "OK, OK, STOP!?"
  • Temutai: "But, I was only singing."
  • Simon: "Then what the bloody hell, was with the outbursts of screams!?"
  • Temutai: "Well, sometimes, I have SCREAMING ISSUES?!"
  • Simon: ".... Get out."
  • Temutai: "GRAAHHHHHHHHH!!? NO BODY TELLS TEMUTAI, WARRIOR KING OF THE QIDON TO LEAVE!?"
  • Simon: "SECURITY!?"
  • Temutai: "NO ONE DARES TO CALL SECURITY ON TEMUTA-" (One of the guards knock him out with a chair)...
  • Zebro:... Was that really necessary?
  • Guard #1: Well, there had to be another way to get him to come quietly. (The guards try to pull Temutai off the stage, but he is too heavy) THIS IS GONNA TAKE A WHIIIIIIILLLLLLEEEE!!! URRRGGGHHHH!!!

A half hour of pushing later...

  • Simon: "Agh, finally!?"
  • Zebro: "Ok, who's next?"
  • Passive: "Uh, someone named, Mucho Bros."
  • Suddenly, two luchadors appeared!
  • Mucho Bro 1: "I, am Mucho Al!"
  • Mucho Bro 2: "I, am Mucho Sreve!"
  • Both Mucho Bros: "WE ARE THE MUCHO BROS?!"
  • Simon: ".... Didn't the Lougers previously stopped you guys from robbing a bank in Boltamare?"
  • Mucho Steve: "Uh, those are different Mucho Bros."
  • Simon: "Ugh, just, sing!"

This song plays.

THE VILLAGE PEOPLE - PARODY VIDEO MACHO MAN

THE VILLAGE PEOPLE - PARODY VIDEO MACHO MAN

  • Simon: "OK, OK, STOP!?"
  • Mucho Al: "Who dares interupt our song?"
  • Simon: "An out-dated 80s song? Really? and it's Macho man? Too, predictable?!"
  • Mucho Steve: "How dare you!? The Mucho Bros. always sing traditional Macho Man song!? It is sybol of our muy muy calientie manhood and manlyness?!"
  • Simon: "It's also the symbol that you two are freaking gay!"
  • Mucho Al: "IMPUDENT BIRDCAT!? WE CHALLNAGE YOU IN RING OF HONOR?!"
  • Simon: "I call for my Cyclops bodyguard to vouch for me."
  • Mucho Steve: "HA! WE MUCHO BROTHERS CAN HANDLE ANYONE YOU THROW-"
  • A cyclops the size of King Kong appears.
  • Cyclops: "These guys bothering you boss?"
  • Mucho Steve: "......... At us?"
  • Simon: "Bone-Grounder, meet idiots. Idiots, meet Bone-Grounder."
  • Mucho Al: "Pfft! Come on Brother, he doesn't look that toug-"
  • Bone Gounder stomps on the Mucho Bros, turning them into pancakes!
  • Simon: "Thank you for being target practice. Security!?"
  • A guard with a broom brushes the men away.
  • Qui was watching this in secret.
  • Darkness Qui: "Wow that guy is tough! He's not even imtimidated on how big those guys were!"
  • Simon: Now, next off, we have... Oh, God! Pop-Daddy Long Legs! He's just TOO perfect. (Pop-Daddy appears)
  • Pop-Daddy: Oh, trust me, pal, this time, there will be NO hypno-disco ball. This time, I shall bring you REAL music. I bought the best guitar money can buy. (Takes out a really awesome guitar)
  • Passive:... Did you steal either the money or the guitar? I'm confused.
  • Pop-Daddy: SILENCE! Now, I shall demonstrate my original rock music. Watch and learn.

This song plays.

Shaggy - Mr

Shaggy - Mr.Boombastic ( Lyrics )

  • Zebro: "Damn brother, you got swag!"
  • Passive: "I almost want to sleep in bed with you!"
  • Simon: "Well, in light of this, I have no choice but to-"
  • ???: "HEY!?"
  • A pony with a gitaur cutiemark: "THAT'S THE GUY THAT STOLE THE GUITAR FROM MY STORE?!"
  • Axle and the other UUPD cops are seen.
  • Pop Daddy: "..... DAMN?!"
  • Pop Daddy made a run for it!
  • Axle and the cops chase Pop Daddy.
  • Simon: ".... Well.... That happened."
  • Zebro: "Hey, I have been wondering.... Why are villains allowed to attend the show?"
  • Passive: No idea, but somehow, I feel like it doesn't matter.
  • Zebro: Yeah, it's like somepony did a magic trick on us. But I guess it's no big deal once somebody fixes it.
  • Simon: Let's just get back at doing our job. Besides, I think it's time for break. We'll be right back after these messages. Brought to you by our wonderful sponsors: Geico, where 15 minutes could save you 15% or more on your car or hovercar insurance, and McDonalds, where I'm lovin' it...VERY MUCH!!!

Chapter 5: We Need A Hero

Back Stage

  • Qui: Well, Chrysalis, what did you find out?
  • Chrysalis: I must apologies for saying the following. Cynder has already found out about your move, and is intending to come after you. But I can assure you, to make up for lost ground, me and my Changelings will do whatever we can to distract her.
  • Qui: Disappointing, but excellent. Have the Dragon Scourge and Team Nefarious been able to make it?
  • Chrysalis: Only the Dragon Scourge. Half of them anyway. Some new guy named Meng Tao is left incharged with Mercurymon to keep the current rebelion in check. Team Nefarious is still stuck at that UVCon event. Just now, me and Discord were laughing at how their leader Nefarious was being beaten up by children.

Cutaway

  • Dr. Nefarious: (Appears near a guy, and smacks him into unconsciousness) HAH! I LOVE being evil.
  • Child #1: (Gasps) That robot hit Mr. Wilson! (All the students started beating up Nefarious)
  • Doofenschmirtz: (Laughs)
  • King Dedede: (sarcasticly) I can hardly believe HE had a hard time in high school. (Seriously) I wonder if all the other kids beat him up, and not just Captain Quark?
  • Undertow: (Kept in a bowl being held by Morgana) Sucks for him, it's not every day he winds up in these situations.
  • Morgana: Being beaten up by tiny children is much worse than being defeated by a lousy 12-year-old human girl.
  • Doofenshirts: "Or a platapus."
  • King Dedede: "Or two kids and a pink blob!"
  • Mr. Smaty Pants: "Or two idiot mutants from that island I lived in."
  • Ice King: "Try a kid with bad teeth and a shape-shifting dog, then talk to me about humiliation!"
  • Nos-4-A-2: "I was momentally killed by a child. Ugh. That was disgustingy painful in more ways then one."
  • Dr. Nefarious: (Falls to the ground malfunctioning) So many tiny hands- (A child pulls him back into the mob where he continues to get beaten until Nefarious is reduced to a glitch, and 'Hakuna Matata' plays)
  • Child #2: OH, I LOVE THIS SONG!!! (The children begin dancing)
  • Doofenshirts: "Wow..... That disabilingtating glitch saved his life...."
  • Lawerence: "Momentarly until the song ends."

Present

  • Qui:... That really happened?
  • Chrysalis: Yep. So considering Nefarious has to be fixed up a bit, they'll be a while.
  • Darkness Qui: "...... I guess I can understand alittle why you leage guys think he's a dork. If he can't handle abunch of children, I mean, wow, he needs my help BAD!? Even Narcotic can handle children!"
  • Narcotic slapped Qui across the face!
  • Narcotic: "DON'T EVER TALKED ABOUT CHILDREN AND ME?! NOT AFTER MY HORRORABLE ACCSIDENT YOU INSENSITIVE WITCH!?"
  • Darkness Qui: "First of all, don't ever slap me across the face again, secondly, I apologies for speaking of, your mess, I just had thought you moved on now and-"
  • Narcotic: "YOU DON'T CARE ABOUT MY FEELINGS?!"
  • Narcotic ran away crying!
  • Chrysalis: "..... He's always like this?"
  • Darkness Qui: "Actselly, Narcotic crying is, realitively new to me. For a bioterrorest even, he was always happy-go-lucky, and when not on his half-stupid side, he can have some form of compidence."
  • Celisus: "Haven't you heard by know? Narcotic is still, coping with the Cyber-Jurrassic Park mess. Remember when one of the robits sprayed acid in his face? He relived his, misfortunate mistake concerning children, and a fatal virus."
  • Darkness Qui: "...... Oh, you mean..... CRAP?! I FORGOT THAT NARCOTIC IS LIKE A 3-YEAR OLD ABOUT THAT!? At least your not over-sensitve about your, bad luck, right?"
  • Celisus: "In terms of being like Narcotic, no..... But I haven't exactly, eased up either."
  • Darkness Qui: "Uh, Chrysalis, why don't you, resumed keeping your, bug-eyes on the annoying misfits. This is, sort've private."
  • Chrysalis: "Fair enough."
  • Chrysalis teleported.
  • Celisus: "As you had known Qui.... I wasn't always the charming calmed individual sofisicite I am now... I was.... A very different mollesk."

Flashback

  • (Celsius): I was born in an underwater city on Peezitar. Yeah, I know in these days, my weakness is water, but I can still travel underwater. But only in an ashy mist that makes me look like one of those aliens in that Darkest Hour movie I saw a week ago. But remember this was BACK before I litterally became fire encarnate! Anyway, I wanted to become a daredevil like my father used to be, so...
  • Celsius' Mother: AAHHH!!! MY SON IS TRAPPED IN A FIRE!!! SOMEBODY HELP!!!
  • (Celsius): I set an outhouse on fire while I was in it so I can test out my daredevil skills. It took me a while, but I managed to survive.
  • Celsius' Mother: Hugo, thank goodness you're alright. Are you okay?
  • Celsius: There's no need to worry, Mom, I set that outhouse on fire myself.
  • Celsius' Mother/Father: WHAT?!?
  • Celsius: Yeah. I wanted to prove my daredevil skills, and I went through it without a single burn mark.
  • Celsius' Mother: ARE YOU INSANE?!? You know our skin is sensitive to heat! You could've been killed!
  • Celsius: But I wasn't!
  • Celsius' Father: WHOA, YOU ARE JUST AMAZING IN MY BOOK!!!
  • Celsius' Mother: Honey!
  • Celsius' Father: What? He was. My daredevil skills are hereditary after all.
  • Celsius: Wow, thanks, Dad!
  • (Celsius): So, my mother was angry for a while, but my father...well...he was proud. REALLY proud. So, my daredevil career began. (Celsius rides a motorcycle towards a ring of fire, and goes through it in slow motion)
  • Celsius: (In slow-motion) TOOOOOTAAAAALYYYYYYYYYY AAAAAAAAWEEEEEEEESOOOOOOOOOME!!! (Makes it to the other side as the slow motion stops)
  • (Celsius): I took several escape artistry lessons from my father for 3 years since that incident until he died of Aminorrhea. Leaving me to win over 100 death matches. Not once was I killed. I had passion and determination. I pushed and I pushed and I pushed. (Speeds towards 5 rings of fire, then suddenly stops the motorcycle, and leaps through the rings)
  • Celsius: COWABUNGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!! (Lands on his tentacles on the other side, making the audience applaud wildly)
  • (Celsius): I did nearly impossible stuff. (Drives his motorcycle and leaps off a ramp over a large reactor core, and makes it to the other side)(Then he frees himself from straps before he is gassed by poisons)(Then he is seen running through a laser beam-filled obstacle course where a laser wall attempts to slice him, but he uses a piece of metal to shield himself, and he makes it to the end) (He then tightrope walks over a pool of electrified water) I wouldn't stop pushing until one day...I pushed too far. (He activates a small ring that has electricity, lasers, and fire, which flashed over and over and over)
  • Celsius: THIS IS GONNA BE MY GREATEST TRIUMPH IN HISTORY!!! (Everyone applauds wildly, and Celsius ran towards the ring while the audience was literally beating themselves up. He goes through it, and before he even knew it, he was disintegrated into ash, leaving the audience to gasp)
  • (Celsius): I went too close to the Sun, and...well...I was disintegrated. That hoop was designed by my top scientist to be the most perfect obstacle. Only, it was too perfect. But...as you might've guessed, it didn't kill me. (Suddenly, before the audience could leave, the ashes of Celsius started to light up, and Celsius resurrects himself)
  • Celsius: I DID IT, EVERYBODY!!! CHEER FOR ME--(Raises his arms up, and he uncontrollably throws flames at the roof, setting it on fire) WHOA!!! HOW DID I DO THAT?!? I--(Spins around, and throws flames at some wood, and sets it on fire) OOPS! (Tries blowing the fire out, but winds up breathing fire) HOLY SHIT NUGGETS!!! (His new powers wind up burning the place)
  • Person: EVERYBODY RUN!!! (The audience panics and runs)
  • Celsius: WAIT--(Shoots fire again) DAMMIT!!! I DIDN'T MEAN TO--(Shoots flames) OH, FOR GOD'S SAKE, I'M GETTING OUT OF HERE!!! (Runs away, trying to cause no accidents)
  • (Celsius): At the times where I first gained my powers, I couldn't control them. I winded up burning the place completely down. Though it was rekindised as unintentional, I was soon accused of arson, and thrown in a cell which was made entirely of metal, preventing me from escaping. I was deemed both an outcast, and a potaintional test subject by my own people's goverment to make armies of beings like me. The Governor had my friends and family's memory of me erased to ensure they won't later become a problem in making sure I was all theirs. To me, it wasn't fair of the Governor wanting to turn me into the seed of super elemental soldiers because he wanted to ensure that his rival in the next city over rekindises his "superiority".
  • Celsius: Woe is me, woe is me?!? I had it all, and I blew it! (Starts crying flames) I'M FOREVER A WRECK!!! (Coughs fire after all his fire causes smoke) OKAY, I SERIOUSLY NEED TO CONTROL THESE DAMNED POWERS!!! (Suddenly, an explosion bursts a hole in the wall)
  • (Celsius): And that was when you showed up. (Darkness Qui and a few other villains arrive)
  • Darkness Qui: Don't worry, Mr. Blaze. I can help.
  • Celsius: Who the heck are you--(Points, and shoots fire, and they duck out of the way).... Aw, grock.
  • Villain #1: (A lizard with fire-colored armor) WHOA, WHERE DID YOU COME FROM, A LAB FIRE?!?
  • Darkness Qui: Calm yourself, Praveen. We'll make sure he learns to control his newfound powers. Come with us, Hugo, and we shall bring you things that you wouldn't dream of doing.
  • Celsius: Like what?
  • Darkness Qui: Well, considering you were snubbed and just had been considered a being of destruction who can't control his powers, I don't think nobody will accept you anymore.
  • Celsius:...(Sighs) Even my friends hated me for it.
  • Darkness Qui: So, why don't you join us, and together, we can bring a better order for these worlds.
  • Celsius:...I don't know, I-
  • Darkness Qui: We've got infinite chili fries.
  • Celsius: THEN I'M IN!!!
  • Darkness Qui: Great. Now, from this moment on, you shall be known as...Celsius.
  • Celsius: AWESOME--(Shoots fireballs that bounce across the metal walls, and burn up the second villain cartoonishly into ashes)
  • Villain #2:... Owch! Well Qui, we better be sure Glowrod fires up the bio-restorer.
  • Darkness Qui: Well, you've got a lot to work on, first.

Present

  • Celisus: "And thus, not only have I eventally outgrown my, juvinal personally, but I have learned to tamed the destructive force of my ironic powers of fire, (Makes a fireball), and I showed the fools who wanted to turn me into a means to create a perfect army! But I am still burden with my own family and friends no longer knowing who I really was outside of the maniac known as "Celisus". Not even what was suppose to be my fiance Inkamena. If only my top sciencetist warned me of such a thing that would happen, then, I would've still had my life. People have the nerve to criticsized Villains being cruel, ignoring the fact they ain't exactly the pinicle of sainthood themselves! I only wished I was able to burn Govener Calamari for good! Just giving him a nasty burn in his face wasn't good enough!"
  • Darkness Qui: "If it helps, if I didn't had so bad of a reputation as leader of the most imfamous leader of the VA, I would've helped correct that idiot govenor for good, and get your family and friends' memories back."
  • Celisus: "I, appresiate thy words, your highness.... I should, see if I can snap Narcotic out of his, own dilemmas. Some villains are lucky to be borned evil or are under a corruptive influence. Those villains don't have to go through, heartache, to be this way."
  • Celisus left.
  • Darkness Qui sighed.
  • Darkness Qui: "Don't I know that feeling...."
  • Darkness Qui brings out a personal locket, and reveils a Zewinsaur Father and Mother.
  • Darkness Qui: "I know you wouldn't appove of this.... But I am only doing this for you.... Happiness, will be mine again.... Even if someone, has to be ripped, to, shreds....."

Prison 42.

  • Celestia: "........ How could Dragkis betray us like this?"
  • Luna: "Agreed. If I ever get out, I am so going Nightmare Moon on him and kick his ass for his unfair arrigance!?"
  • Celestia: "And if he ever thinks the Elements of Harmony would help him, he's got another thing coming!"
  • Footsteps are heard.
  • It was King Dragkis, his wife Queen Flamelivia, and the Prince Draflos.
  • Celestia: "..... What do you three want? Come to accuse me again of something I didn't commit?"
  • Dragkis: "Celestia..... I, want to let you in on a secret...... I'm am actselly fully aware you were framed."
  • Celestia/Luna: "WHAT?!"
  • Draflos: "I'm so sorry Miss Celestia and Luna. I already knew the Celestia and Luna that attacked me were not you, cause, their voices sound funny, and the other Celestia was smacking the other Luna. I knew they weren't Changelings cause, I didn't sense Changeling engry, but they were imposters. Cause I know you guys. You would never hurt me over being punished for something out of your control. You didn't knew it was Pred killing the merchent Dragons and My friend Flameo. I knew better then to be mad at you guys."
  • Luna: "(Royal Canterlot Voice): THEN WHY IN THE FLAMES OF TARTARUS DID YOU HAD US THROWN IN THIS SPACE PRISON FILLED WITH THE MOST DEPLORABLE SCUM IGMAGINABLE?!"
  • Hyporattle: "Present company excluded, right?"
  • Senior Larry: "Si! We're not all THAT evil!"
  • Luna: "Well, you know who what I was refering to!"
  • King Dragkis: "Celestia, it was against my better judgement to conspire against you, believe me. I would usually never betray friendship like that.... It's just... It's my chanclier. Rougber. He wants the reign of Pred Judu Des to finally come to an end, and he was hoping he could be able to have him blamed on this mess so the Galactic Federation will be forced to have him sent here along with the daughters. It was the Chancelier who planted a piece of your hair there. He even indirectly aided in the escape of a Mutant Frog named Hank by bailing him out with money from the dragon vault, and gave him two pieces of disguise disks and mentally gave the frog directions to find the where-abouts of some alternate red dragon named Qui. Worse of all.... I found, this."
  • Dragkis shows Celestia and Luna a Villain Leage emblum disk on a piece of paper.
  • Celestia and Luna gasped!
  • Dragkis: "Rougber was a traitor.... And I had listened to him. It was he who forced us to charge the Unicorn Council to prevoke Shineflare to take away your powers. Rougber hated The Judu Des line, and that betrayer joined the Villain Leage to make finally get revenge on him happen. This message instructed him to ensure Qui was successful in framing you and Luna for the crime so Cobra will indirectly take advantage of the choas, and do what he wanted, getting Discord back to the Villain Leage, and Destroy Equestia as a paradise! Worse, Mang is still finding Qui's villain allience plan very faverable!"
  • Luna: "And you dared helped him?"
  • Dragkis: "Rougber had me in a tight-leash! He threatened to unleash a world destroying monster if My queen and I didn't obeyed him! I didn't had a choice. I didn't wanted him to unleash Malefor's Earth Golum apawn Equestia."
  • Celestia: "Why didn't you warned the High Council?"
  • Dragkis: "Rougber threatened my life and family. He could easily malmitulate the dragons to turn on me and family, so then Rougber can be king. I had no choice."
  • Celestia: "You shouldn't let Rougber get away with this. Even if you do obeyed him, he might betray you in the end and usurped your power anyway if he's so willing to include criminals in his heste to get rid of Pred."
  • Dragkis: "I know, but what choice did I had?"
  • Luna: "You had any idea how mad the Grand Council Woman would be if she found out you had made a false claim? She does not enjoy being made into a fool, and if Rougber desided to be done with you for good, he has a means to do so, through the Grand Council Woman!"
  • Dragkis: ".... But if then, what can I do? If I try to bail you out and take you back to Equestia, Rougber will seek to punish me."
  • Luna: "It's time to stop letting Rougber oppress you and your family, and turn him in to the High Council and true justice."
  • Draflos: "But the villains crazy plan to use "Equestian Idol" to get a new replacement leader is already under way!"
  • Luna: ".... Well that's a questionable way to elect a new ruler if I ever heard one."
  • Celestia: "Dragkis, if you let Rougber bully you into getting what he wants, then your family will never be at ease. I implore you. Please, come clean with what really happen, and turn Rougber to justice."
  • Dragkis was silent.
  • Flamelivia: "My husband.... I know Pred is no saint..... But Rougber is 10 times the monster Pred would ever be. At least Pred wants to protact Equestia from dragons like Rougber, and evil mythic beasts. Rougber is clearly doing this for power and revenge against Pred for his misguidence. Not even Pred deserves to suffer under Rougber's cruel attempt."
  • Celestia: "Pred and his adopted Daughters are already suffering from the pain Malevolent Flames, and Unintentionaly me, have already brought them. Don't let Rougber worsen their already soured views on the Muthic Beast and Dragon Community. Rougber would make it easier for Pred and the Sisters to convince Equestia that Dragons and Mythice Creatures are always gonna be evil, and never to be trusted."
  • Luna: "Plus, thou would NEVER hear the end of it from Shineflare and her racist rant against Dragons!"
  • Celestia: Regardless, Rougber must be stopped. Is he keeping an eye on you guys?
  • Flamelivia: Well, he doesn't have a Pool of Visions like your Shell Lodgers have, so no.
  • Dragkis: But he is able to have spies with him to keep an eye on us when we are in Equestria. There's no luck for us telling the Shell Lodgers or your protégé about it.
  • Luna: And we can't contact them in their minds because of this trans-magnetic shielded cell blocking our powers.
  • Dragoflas: Father, we have to find a way to let them know about this. And I think I know how. Rougber doesn't watch a child like me, and I'm a good friend with Spike, so he's sure to trust me.
  • Dragkis: I don't think so, son. He might not listen to you after all this.
  • Dragoflas: Well, father, it might be the only thing we've got. I won't stop until the Lodgers know everything.
  • Flamelivia: Well, if you're sure, then we'll allow it. Rougber will be sure not to watch you considering he thinks children are boring to watch, and that he doubts your credability.
  • Celestia: Then get going. The fate of Equestria is on the line!
  • Dragkis: Let's go. (They all leave)

Chapter 6: Villains Rock Their Asses Off, And Get Rocked Instead

Equestian Idol.

  • Simon: "UGH!? ALL THOSE PEOPLE WERE AWFUL!? Please tell me we have, ONE, LAST, PERSON, LEFT?!"
  • Zebro: "Oh yeah, it's Discord."
  • Simon: "Ok, whatever?! Just, get it over with?!"
  • Lights shut off!
  • Simon: "Now what?"

This plays.

Fairly odd parents song (Gimmie The Wand)

Fairly odd parents song (Gimmie The Wand)

  • Simon: "FINALLY?! AN ACTSELLY ORIGINAL, NON-OPERA SONG?! LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, THE NEW RULER OF EQUESTIA-"
  • ???: "STOP!?"
  • Simon: "D'OH, NOW BLOODY WHAT?!"
  • The Lougers appeared!
  • Discord: "Lougers? Have you guys come to ask for my ahothograth?"
  • Qui: (She and Chrysalis are seen hiding behind the stage) I thought you said you could keep them off our trail!
  • Chrysalis: "I did! I tricked them to go to saddle arabia by disguising as a old mare to go to the quicksand lands! How could they have possably-"
  • Icky: "Actselly Discord, we were for some reason gonna head for the quicksand lands until The Prince told us a very interesting story. Appearently, the leage has a DIRTY INSIDER IN THE DRAGON KINGDOM MAKING THEM DO MEAN THINGS TO EQUESTIA, JUST SO HE CAN GET EVEN WITH, THOSE FOUR?!"
  • Icky points to Pred and the Sisters!
  • Po: "So that means, someone by the name of Counciler Rougber is in SERIOUS trouble for his part to make sure Qui was sucessful in framing Celestia and Luna, AS PER THE INSTRUCTIONS, FROM THE VILLAIN LEAGE?!"
  • Po brings out the letter and everyone in the audience gasped!
  • This discovery actselly litterally knocks the corruption out of Discord!
  • Discord: "They, did, WHAT!?"
  • Darkness Qui: "...... You, did, WHAT!?"
  • Chrysalis: "Qui, it, it, it was all Mang's idea! I swear, hiring the counciler was all his idea!"
  • Shifu: "Yes! All this was a trick to make you evil again so Mang can destroy Equestia as a utopian paradise, and get you back into the villain leage, and he did by tricking Qui to push into further extremes instead of her original intend of-"
  • Shifu points to Icky
  • Icky: "Just being a total bitch to Celestia just for payback!"
  • Sandy: "And to worse it off, the leage had Rougber embezzled the dragon kingdom's money to bailed out Hank, give him stolen Galactic Fed disks, and tricked him too to go through with this!?"
  • Discord: "D'oh, those dishonest jerks!? And to think I was gonna make it possable for them by making everyone ACTSELLY elect me as leader through song?! I can't believe I was tricked again!? I'd rather had Equestia ruled by Shineflare then those assholes?!"
  • Discord snaps his fingers, and had the villains trapped in a cage again!
  • Hank: "Aw man! I knew I shouldn't trust that well dressed dragon dude?!"
  • Celisus: "And thus further proves just how illogical the local universe savages that dare call themselves "villains" are."
  • Narcotic: "I.... I feel so used.... (Cries)!"
  • Darkness Qui: "...... How, dare you used me like this Chrysalis?! And damn that butt-ugly boyfriend of yours to make this stupid plan?!"
  • Chrysalis: "Qui, p-p-p-p-p-p-p-please calm yourself! I did tried to talk him out it, believe me, but, it's just, Mang seriously has a problem with the forces of light thinking they can hide from the horrors of darkness by creating a paradise of light, it drives him up the walls! Why do you think he did the same to this place called "Radient Garden"?"
  • Darkness Qui: "Reguardless, you used me for your own selfish gains?! Now I might be heading to jail now and you tricked me into betraying Eagle-Beak's or- OH GODDAMN IT?! I AM NOT EVEN SUPPOSE TO SAY HIS NAME AGAIN!?"
  • ???: "This is what I get for relying on outside help!"
  • A regel and dark looking dragon appeared!
  • Chrysalis: "Rougber?!"
  • Rougber: "If you want something done right, do it yourself, or better it, SUMMON A WORLD DESTROYING EVIL!?"
  • Rougber summoned the Earth Golum into Equestia!
  • Rougber: "I'll have Pred and the Sisters destroyed one way or another! I'll never let them destroy anymore innosent blood!"
  • Icky: "Hey jackass, your just gonna make things worse for them! Your just gonna give Shineflare even more annmunition to make all of Equestia hate your kind and other mythic beasts?! In a sense, your just being as big of a monster then Pred, and way more then even the actual monster you summoned!?"
  • Rougber: "SILENCE?! PRED SHALL DIE IN THIS DAY?! AND NOT EVEN YOU HYPOCRITE LOUGERS WILL STOP ME!?"
  • Lord Shen: Oh, I'm sure we will, you fiend! We've defeated this thing before, we'll do it again.
  • Rougber: Not this time. There are no black crystals on this thing this time. It's completely Shell Lodger-proof. (Mockingly) So what are you gonna do now?
  • Merlin magicly banished the Earth Golum back to the banished realms.
  • Merlin: "There's more then one way to skin a cat you know. Metathoricly speaking."
  • Rougber: "GAAAH?! IF YOU WANT SOMETHING DONE RIGHT, DO IT YOURSELF?! FOR REAL THIS TIME?!"
  • Rougber charged as he roared!
  • Skipper: "INCOMING!?" (They dodge Rougber as he charges toward Pred and the sisters)
  • Pred: WHOAH!!! (Jumps out of the way while Rougber turns around and charges again)
  • Rougber: COME HERE, YOU SINFUL MURDERER! (Pred takes out his sword)
  • Pred: You do realize I can defend myself- (Rougber uses his horn to knock his sword out of his grasp, and headbutts him to the wall) OUCH!!!
  • Rougber: (Grabs Pred's sword) You know, Pred, looking at this sword reminds me of how many crimes you've caused against my people. You murdered part of my family, you murdered the friends of my advisors, you've even murdered my own parents and grandmother. That cannot be forgiven in any way. I'll just kill you right here right now with YOUR sword.
  • Skipper: Rico! (Rico hacks a chainsaw, and leaps towards Rougber, but Rougber lashes at him with his tail)
  • Axe-Rella: Don't worry, father! We'll stop him! (All 3 of them fly towards Rougber, but Rougber breaks Axe-Rella's wing) Owch! (Axe-Rella gets tossed away, then Rougber punches Chain into unconsciousness, and throws Sharp-Pay to a wall) 
  • Rougber: Nothing is stopping me from getting my revenge. (Walks towards Pred, who tries running away, but Rougber breathes fire on the support beam above him, which traps his legs under debris) You're not going anywhere, murderer!
  • Pred: SOMEBODY HELP!!!
  • Shifu: (Tries kicking Rougber down, but Rougber grabs his foot, and smashes him to the ground, and stomps him) Ohh!
  • Viper: (Loops around Rougber's legs, but he is too strong) OW, OW, OWCH! (Lets go out of pain) OW!!! He's too strong.
  • Po: (Tries stopping Rougber, but he is so rough, Po just gets pushed forward trying to stop him) Whoa, is this guy made of steel, or something? (Rougber throws Po into Tigress, Shifu, Viper, and Crane) Well, I tried.
  • Icky: DAMN, has he been working out, or something?
  • Private: Anyone have a plan to stop him?!?
  • Pred: "Aw what kind of heroes are you!?"
  • Rougber laughs maliciously!
  • Rougber: "Not even the hypocrites can protect you, murderor?! Now, finally, justice, TRUE justice, is mine?!"
  • Before Rougber can give a fatal blow, a fast force zoomed by and cut-off the claw holding Pred's sword, causing Rougber to scream in pain!
  • Rougber: "AGGGH!? MY HAND?! WHAT WAS THAT!?"
  • Suddenly, a unicorn in sytilish knight armor appeared, armed with a golden kartona!
  • Rougber: "(GASPS)?! THE GOLD KATERNA FROM THE LANDS OF THE RISING SUN!? NO!? I THOUGHT IT WAS LOST FOREVER?! YOU CAN'T DO THIS!? NO COLT WOULD BE EVER ABLE TO KILL ME?!"
  • Knight: "(Deepen voice): Well, then it's a good thing, (Takes off helmet, reveils to be Shineflare) (Normal Voice) I'm a mare, beast!"
  • Rougber: "(GASP)?! YOU?! A DESENTENT OF THE UNICORNS WHO CREATED THE DRAGON KILLING SWORD!? A MEMBER OF THE COUNCIL!?"
  • Pred: "Shineflare?!"
  • Twilight: "You mean Shineflare was a member of the golden slayers clan!?"
  • Icky: "Well, at least it explains on how she was able to kill off a family of abusive griffins so quickly in a young age!"
  • Shineflare: "I'd be mad at the bird if the cameras weren't already destroyed during this mayhem!"
  • Rougber: "I should've expected this as to why the unicorn council protacted this, murderor!? It's not fair!? I am the victim here!? Innosent lives are rotinely lost to this, maniac, and all the worse he gets is being scolded like a child and a slap of the wrist!? Celestia is nothing but a useless, sun-soaked tyrant who allows monsters like Pred to get away with everything!?"
  • Icky came to Pred.
  • Icky: "Sound, familier, Preddy Fred?"
  • Pred: "I'd smack you into the face if me back ain't broken."
  • Shineflare: "Oh, and your the figure of sainthood? Seriously, even in the very impossable odds that your right, you ain't exactly any better, Rougber! Joining forces with aliens to get rid of a misunderstood hero and our princesses only proves indiffently to Equestia that dragons are nothing but pure evil!"
  • Cynder: "Yeah, thanks alot, you jackass!?"
  • Cornwall: "Now it's gonna be even harder to keep these guys in line cause you desided to be no better then Tirek!"
  • Rougber: "Prison means nothing to me?! I swear on this day, I will never stop until Pred and those little she-imps of his lay facedown in a pool of blood like they had done to many innosent mythic creatures and dragons!? Then I'll come after you, Shineflare?!"
  • Shineflare: "I would take that threat seriously if you were ACTSELLY going to Prison."
  • Rougber: "Wha, what? What do you mean?"
  • Shineflare made a sinister smirk.
  • Shineflare: "Oh, like you don't already know, beast."
  • Rougber: "No.... No! NO! PLEASE?! SPARE ME!? I'LL PROMISE I'LL NEVER DO THIS AGAIN?!"
  • Shineflare: "Then allow me to make sure you obey that promise, FOR GOOD?!"
  • Shineflare chops off Rougber's wings, stabs him centar in the abdimin as Rougber was screaming, causing the Lougers and the villains to flinch!
  • Icky: "JESUS!?"
  • Celisus: "GOOD GROCK!?"
  • Hank: "GOLLY GE WILLIKERS?!"
  • Everyone looks at Hank confused and blank stares.
  • Hank: ".... What?"
  • Rougber: "PLEASE!? SPARE ME?! (CRIES)!? I JUST WANTED TO AVENGE MY FAMILY AND THE BLOOD OF INNOSENTS?! IS THAT A CRIME?!"
  • Shineflare: "Well, considering it was done in a way you tried to avenge those "innosents" by forcing that idiot Dragkis to try and hurt Equestia for the benifit of aliens..... Yes. IT IS A CRIME?!"
  • Shineflare throws Rougber high up in the sky, then charges up her horn to form a power death blast ball, and fires it in Rougber's direction!
  • Rougber: "NO PLEASE?! I'M SORRY?! DEVINES, SAVE ME-"
  • The Death Ball hit it's mark and a HUGE EXPLODION WAS SEEN!?
  • Smoke spread throughout Canterlot.
  • When it finally settled, all what was left of Rougber, was a horn.
  • Shineflare picked it up, put string on it to turn into a horn necklace.
  • The Sisters are seen lifting the beam up off of Pred.
  • Pred: "Ugh..... Thanks for the save, Shine.... I apologies for questoning you before."
  • Sharp-Pay grabs and hugs Shineflare!
  • Sharp-Pay was crying!
  • Sharp-Pay: "THANK YOU FOR SAVING FATHER!? I THOUGHT ANOTHER AWFUL DRAGON WAS GONNA KILL MY FAMILY AGAIN?!"
  • Shineflare: ".....Alchorse.... I just thought I finally stop hiding my own legacy and get this settled quickly...."
  • Simon, Zebro, and Passive were still shock.
  • Simon: "....... Zebro....... Passive? THE RATINGS ARE GONNA GO THROUGH THE ROOF?! THIS WAS POSSABILY THE BEST "EQUESTIAN IDOL" EVER SEEN?!"
  • Zebro and Passive gave a disappoving stare.
  • Simon: "..... What?"
  • Zebro: "Equestia was almost destroyed by a darken dragon who wanted revenge on Pred Judu Des for being what he is, and all you cared for is ratings?"
  • Simon: "But he didn't actselly die at least."
  • Passive: "BUT WHAT IF HE DID YOU INSENSITIVE JERK?!"
  • Simon: "And why should I care about that? I'm a Griffin, not a pony."
  • Zebro: "Man, the network execitives are gonna give you a headache for this!"
  • Simon: "Pfft! I'm the prime star of this show! Like they would ever turn on me! Besides, this mess is tecnecally not my fault, I am just as much a victim here as you all are!"
  • Passive: "Don't you actselly care that a life was almost lost, or that just now, we were almost congured by villains?"
  • Simon: ".... This, is Equestia. Shit like that, happens on a regular basis. I am just being realistic here."
  • Zebro and Passive stared angerly.
  • Simon: "....... Uh, why do you two look as if your about to beat the snot out of m-" (The two beat him up)
  • Qui: (After using Crhysalis to use acidic breath to melt the cage, tries sneaking away until Cynder notices her, and flies up to her) AARRGGHH!!! NO, NO, DON'T HURT ME!!! PLEASE SPARE MY MONEY MAKER!!!
  • Cynder: Relax, I won't hurt you.
  • Qui: Wha... Why not?
  • Cynder: Because even though you caused this, you admitted disgust that you were being used by the Villain League into conquering Equestria again.
  • Qui: Are you serious? After everything I did to this place?
  • Cynder: As much as I hate you for it, yes. But at least it wasn't as worse as your last scheme.
  • Darkness Qui: "Well, don't, look to my reaction too deeply! The leage using me reminded me of a rebelious Villain's Act commander that requested me to make an intelligent army for the VA to be better then the Starbots, only to ended up turning on me in the end! I'll never forgive that now dead Yarge for double-crossing me! I mean, come on, isn't it normal for anyone reguardless of being a villain or not to be disgusted about used like that?"
  • Cynder: "I figured you' were gonna argue about this again. If it's gonna help you make yourself feel better as a villain, then I won't convince you otherwise. Just, get out of Equestia with your cronies but Hank. Considering this is the 3rd time you broke your promise not to mess with Equestia again, I'm not gonna even bother to ask again."
  • Darkness Qui: "Luckly, I was a step ahead of you on that! Have you noticed that Qui Program is notingly absint?"
  • Qui's Ship appeared!
  • QP: "It's time to get out of this poploloosa stand!"
  • The Ship beamed Qui, Narcotic, and Celisus away, and escaped!
  • Hank: "Well, at least I got to hang with Qui again. But now I hate the villain leage for turning a completely harmless prank into a mess!"
  • Sandy: "ARE YOU TELLING ME FRAMING CELESTIA WAS ORIGINALLY GONNA BE A PRANK!?"
  • Hank: "Uh..... If I said yes, are you gonna kick my ass for th-" (Everyone started beating him up)
  • Simon: (Looking beat up)...Thank you...for joining us in...Equestrian Idol, everypony. Uhhgh! (Falls down exhausted)

Chapter 7: Alicorns Finally Acquitted

Galactic Federation court.

  • Grand Council Woman: "The Grand Council would like to, apologies, for the gross miscarrage of justice and the violation of order on our part. We should've known better then to actselly suspect you would actselly harm anyone. All charges have been dropped."
  • Celestia sighed as Luna happly hugged her!
  • The Grand Council Woman looked angerly torwords Dragkis.
  • Grand Council Woman: "And as for you, Dragkis. You failed to report a corrupted counciler, and instead allowed him to make you give an unfair charge against Celestia for something out of her control, AND for fileing a false case against her. That's worthy for a thoundson life sentences in Prison 42! You may as well be no longer allowed to be king!"
  • Dragkis sighed.
  • Dragkis: "I pleaded guilty for allowing this depravity to be allowed. I don't deserve to be king. I had every power to stop Rougber, and neglected them. Instead, I allowed a good friend be thrown to prison, and Equestia almost fell into darkness because of me. I am not worthy to be king."
  • Grand Council Woman: "In that case, your are sentenced to life imprisonment to Prison 42, and your family is removed from power. This court is aj-"
  • ???: Hold it! (The Shell Lodge appeared)
  • Shifu: We're sorry to meddle in this court case, but we have proof that it wasn't entirely Dragkis' fault.
  • Grand Councilwoman: Explain yourselves.
  • Dragkis thinks: "They're.... Helping me? After all I'd done?"
  • Chi Fu: We've looked over Rougber's criminal records, and-
  • Celestia: Wait a second. Rougber has a criminal record?
  • Chi Fu: Absolutely. Says that he's been accused of lots of other crimes, not just this one. He's also been known to blackmail superiors, and it also says something very intriguing. His father's old accomplice was none other than... Malevolent Flames. (Everyone gasped)
  • Pred: Are you serious? I was almost killed by an accomplice of the one dragon that I despised so much?
  • Chi Fu: Well, it says that both Rougber and Malevolent Flames' families were involved in some sort of... "Equal rights" movement that viewed ponies as inferior creatures. That doesn't sound every equil to me. No one was ever aware of this. Not even Princess Celestia and Luna.
  • Grand Councilwoman: Well, what, I may ask, does this have to do with Dragkis?
  • Shifu: It appears that Malevolent Flames AND Rougber had planned all this out before Malevolent's death. Malevolent apparently rigged Rougber's election, and got him voted for the most. Malevolent had told Rougber that when the time was right, then they would prove that Pred Judu Des' family line wasn't to be trusted even to the ponies. They have been making secret blackmails against the Des family for years, and not once has it proved successful. So they have been constantly framing them for crimes against various Equestrian races, and not one of them worked. The ponies were 'just too blind' as they described it, to see that Pred's family wasn't good heroes as they thought.
  • Pred: I'm only doing what's best for Equestria!
  • Chi Fu: That is until Dragkis discovered their intentions, and wanted to put a stop to it. Rougber threatened to have him fired and sent to prison if they revealed anything. And in the case of this court, they seem to be winning over that. Even though both Rougber and Malevolent are dead, there might be others that follow their beliefs. So, this court case against Dragkis might've been intentional. Rougber wanted this court case to happen so Dragkis could be punished for getting in the way.
  • Grand Councilwoman: But he's getting punished because he withheld information on Equestria. You're saying that this was all a backup plan?
  • Po: Seems that way, yes.
  • Grand Councilwoman:... Does the jury agree with this? (The jury murmurs) Well, have you reached a verdict?
  • Jury Member #1: Well... I think we can forgive Dragkis for withholding everything from us. He did it because he cared for his own people. For years, he's been a good king of his homeland, and I think this 'equal rights movement' that Rougber and Malevolent Flames were a part of causing much worse crimes than Dragkis did. So, I feel that we shouldn't deem him guilty for it. (The Jury agrees)
  • Grand Councilwoman:... Well, that makes a good point. Well, I guess I have no choice but to appeal my verdict. Dragkis is the king again, and he will not be sent to Prison 42. Court is adjourned.
  • Dragkis stood shocked.
  • Dragkis: ".... I, almost can't believe what I had heard...."
  • Icky: "That Rougber was a total dick even before Pred slaughtered his family?"
  • Dragkis: "......Well, that, and, that Malevolent Flames actselly has supporters in his, madness. I, I am in great unrest now. Who knows what other dragon, or even other mythic beasts might be part of, this madness?"
  • Spyro: "Don't worry, if dragons that follow Malevolent Flmae's madness dare try to cause trouble, we'll be ready for them. We'll see to it that they'll regret over listening to that monster."
  • Dragkis: "That's it! Once they realise that Rougber's death was for nought, they'll become desperate and find other ways to finally attive their goals?! I, I am practicly afraid to return to my own kingdom if there's still a possability that my own subjects will turn on me?!"
  • Celestia: "What if they also want you to fear them so you'll be easy to malmitulate again?"
  • Dragkis was silent....
  • Celestia: "Whoever these "hidden" allies are, they're fear mongers, Dragkis. They want you to fear them so they can control you again. Once you start to show courage, these fiends will realise they'll ever make you bow to them again."
  • Cynder: "Your highness, I know it's a scary thought that members of your own kind or even that of outside forces are conspiring against you, but think about those that accept you and Equestia's standerds, as odd and bezire they are. They want their king to remain strong, that he would never let any threat force him to bow to it. Celestia asentually had to deal with forces that could make them look like mere insects, and not once, has she faulterd! You should do the same."
  • Lord Shen: "And if your subjects know they have a fearless leader, then neither they would bow to these conspiritors as well!"
  • Spongebob: "And they are so aren't gonna make us into chickens, right Patirck!?"
  • Patrick: (Eating popcorn) Yeah! We are NOT chickens! (Drops his popcorn, and gasps) My popcorn! (Pecks at it like a chicken)
  • Dragkis:... Well... Thank you for saving me, guys. I am very grateful for it.
  • SpongeBob: Your gratitude is thanks enough. If there really ARE those who follow Rougber's beliefs, then we'll be on them like stink on a sea cow.

Meanwhile, in an isloated location.

  • A Dragon figure that looks like a blue Taiku is seen having a near rampage!
  • The Dragon: "GAAAAH?! ROUGBER'S LIFE WAS SACRIVICED FOR NOTHING?! I JUST WASTED OUR ONLY CONTROL OVER DRAGKIS?! DRAGGGGG!?"
  • ???: "You failure!?"
  • Three figures appeared.
  • A scottish Minotaur, A Plant-Hybred Dragon, and a Scarred Centauress is seen.
  • Minotaur: "Baku me boy! You said this plan was gonna work, boyo! You said me sons Minos and Taurus were gonna be avenged!"
  • Plant/Dragon: "AND THE EMBESSY!?"
  • Centauress: "And my village?!"
  • Baku: "McBeef, Plunder Drake, Scarline, this is only a setback?! I, I promise you all that we will get Pred at last! Rougber was weak! He was unworthy to stop Pred!?"
  • McBeef: "But now we done discovered that Shineflare was part of a netourus Judu Des ally clan, The Golden Unicorns of the Rising Sun!?"
  • Plunder Drake: "Well, at least we now know WHY she was more extremely loyal for Pred then those other council unicorns."
  • Scarlline: "And now, all we did was give Pred and Shineflare more reason to convince ponies to finally destroy our spieces?!"
  • Baku: "Don't worry, Celestia is still a soft-hearted fool! She would never betray her friendships with Dragkis and the Mythic Beast Nation rulers cause of us!"
  • McBeef: "But what if Celestia would eventally just give up and let a Pred Judu Des doomsday apawn us, man?! If that happens, then everything we're doing was aimless!?"
  • Baku: "That's the beauty of it?! If Celestia done that, it would violate her friendship realigen and her weak heart!? So the worse Pred and Shineflare would ever do is propaganga that hardly any ponies would listen to!"
  • ???: "But still, you failed mother again, Baku?!"
  • A Garble black recolor appears.
  • Baku: "(Gasps), Malcontent Spark!?"
  • Malcontent: "Who else, you washout of a luck dragon?"
  • Baku bowed.
  • Baku: "Is, your powerful mother, Volient Fem Fatale, mad at me?"
  • Malcontent punched Baku into the ground!
  • Malcontent: "Well let's see, you lost Rougber, had him killed, wasted reshorses to convince outsiders to help us, and once again wasted everyone's time with another flop, like when you were malmitulating Tri-Corn into wanting to kill Pred.......... HELL YEAH SHE'S PISSED AS HELL?! Mother said she won't ground me as long as I kick your ass for your failure?!"
  • Baku: "Please, tell your mother I apologies for the mistake! It won't happen again!"
  • Malcontent: "It better not?! Mother is not a patence dragoness! As long as any member of the Judu Des clan still breathes, we'll never make the pony race and their stupid friendship realigen bow to us!? Even those hypocritce alien lougers are started to light up to them!? Once that happens, it's only a matter of time they might not even bother defending dragons and mythic beasts in Equestia!"
  • Baku: "Oh, don't worry! Pred and those misfit dweebs still don't see eye-to-eye! In fact, I once heard the great Spyro, used to be afraid of him?!"
  • Malcontent: "Hmm, and yet everyone still thinks those glorifived purple freaks are so great! You better see to it that there's a new plan to take Pred down for good, or you'll never see the rebirth of the Unity, or better yet, Equestia becoming our bitch! Taiku may soon reconsider about thinking Pred as a maniac if you don't get this right!?"
  • Baku: "I can't have that! If Taiku starts to side with Pred-"
  • Malcontent: "THEN YOU WILL HAVE NO-ONE?!"
  • Baku: "..... I..... I promise, failure will not happen again."
  • Malcontent: "Good...... Now get back to work, you wuss."
  • Malcontent Spark flew away!
  • McBeef: "That lad, is creepy."
  • Plunder Drake: "He's the spawn of two of the most imfamous dragons, he's suppose to be creepy?!"
  • Baku: "(Growls)........... I hope that red dragon is worse off."

Qui's Pyramid.

  • Qui is smacked torwords a wall!
  • Darkness Qui: "Professor! Please stop! I was bamboozled?! I swear, I didn't know the leage used me?! I'll be sure to take your orders next time! Please Professor, I'm sorry!"
  • Eagle-Beak: YET, YOU FRAMED CELESTIA AND LUNA WITHOUT INFORMING ME ABOUT IT FIRST?!? What is wrong with you?!? It's bad enough Clare's actions have forced me to expose my cover, but now you are all risking the secrecy of my plans! (Shrugs) These are the kind of mistakes that we can't afford to make!
  • Qui: I'm sorry, Professor! Blame the Villain League for luring me into this whole thing in the first place, but not me.
  • Eagle-Beak:... Well, maybe I shouldn't be that angry. Our plan is still going well despite our cover being blown. Just inform me before doing anything else next time, okay?
  • Qui: Yes, sir.
  • Eagle-beak left.
  • Darkness Qui: "(Sighs)..... I hope Chrysalis is worse off."

Villain League HQ

  • Mirage: YOU LOUSY DIMWIT!!! Why did we have to send YOU to handle this mission? Why didn't we send someone smarter like Maleficent, or Facilier?
  • Chrysalis: I'm sorry, your grace! I-I-I, I wasn't able to respond quick enough! Please have mercy!
  • Mirage: "MERCY!? WHAT KIND OF A DARKSPAWN I'D BE IF I DID THAT!? WHAT KIND OF WEAKLING DO YOU TAKE ME FOR? THE ONCE GREAT ZUHRONTIMON!?"
  • Chrysalis: "No, that's, that's not what I meant at all! I am just asking if you calm down and think about this!? I, I know this is a horrorable setback, but please, those misfits were quicker then I expected! It was also Rougber's fault for underesitamating the crediability of the young prince! Had he known better, we-"
  • Mirage: ENOUGH! Well, you should've kept an eye on him if he failed to recognize the situation. YOU were in charge of keeping an eye on the Shell Lodge, right?
  • Chrysalis: Yes, but HE was in charge of watching Dragkis AND his family. It's not MY fault Dragoflas escaped and tattled on us.
  • Mirage:...Yeah, that's true. Rougber was a lost cause, anyway. We'll have to find a smarter plan to spread our evil.
  • Chrysalis: I'm sure we will. Let's just hope we're prepared to handle the Shell Lodge and the ineditablely angry High Council
  • Mirage: Indeed.
  • Mirage left.
  • Chrysalis: "(Groans).... I swear, if Discord is not worse off, I, am gonna scream so loud, it can be heard in another alternate universe!"

12 minutes later...

  • Judge: (Seen in a magical portal going over another court case against Discord) Not guilty!
  • Discord: YES! Once again, I am spared from doing an offense! (Dances as he magically makes a disco ball)
  • Chrysalis:... (Screams so loud, it can be heard through the UUniverses, and even through into the Alternate UUniverses)
  • Xandy: (Hearing the scream) Wow, those guys in that other UUniverses sure have a habit of screaming like that. It's like we're in some kind of cartoon.
  • Magnum: Pardon my post-modernisum, but.... We ARE in a cartoon.
  • Xandy: Right.

Epilogue

Dragon Guardian Temple.

  • Icky and Iago are watching the episode of Dummiez 101 again.
  • Icky: "Oh thank goodness we had this thing recorded while we were gone."
  • Iago: "Yep! And I couldn't ask for more! Well, maybe to become a millionneire, but that's me."
  • Icky: "Yep. Since the leage's gonna momentarly ease down abit, in light of Mang's latest, booboos, I think we're looking at a pretty slow day for once."
  • Iago: "..... Why am I getting the feeling you just jinxed us somehow?"

Sweet Apple Acres.

  • Applejack was apple-bucking.
  • Applebloom appeared with a concerned look.
  • Applebloom: "Uh, Applejack, I got a question..... Remember when you told me and Big Mac about our new, uh, "neighbers", the Vam-pie-or fruit bats?"
  • Applejack: "Oh don't worry Applebloom, Fluttershy insists they won't be a problem as long as they remember to stay in the arce that is their sanuary. She insists they're actselly friendly as long as you don't get in the way of their lunch."
  • Applebloom: "Well....... Did you also told Granny? Cause she's said she's gonna get apples from that sanuary that she doesn't realise is one now!"
  • Applejack: "Aw shoot! I didn't told her cause I'm afraid she was too, um, historic, to understand those critters do more long-term good then short-term bad! It's only a matter of time before-"
  • ???: "EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK?! VAMPIRE FRUIT BATS?! IN MY APPLE ARCE?! NOT ON GRANNY SMITH'S WATCH, EVEN THOUGH I AIN'T GOT A WATCH?!"
  • Shotgun shots are heard as Bat screehes are heard!
  • Granny Smith's voice: "DANG IT, I MISSED?! BUT I'LL GET YOU VARMITS YET?!"
  • More Shotgun sounds are heard!
  • Applejack: "......... Aw, shucks.... You don't think the whole town could hear them shotgun shots, do ya?"
  • Applebloom: I didn't even know we ponies were able to use firearms, actually. I didn't even know Granny even HAD a shotgun.
  • Applejack: Well, the less you know 'bout that, the better. C'mon, we gotta tell Granny about the bats. I don't know how she'll react to it.
  • Applebloom: Well, let's go. (Applebloom and Applejack move on)

THE END?

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