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Equestrian Kung Fu Fight Club is the 6th Episode of Season 3A of the SpongeBob and Friends Adventures Chronicles series. Peng and his girlfriend, Lian, have come to the Dragon Temple not only wishing to live under their tutorage of learning to better the UUniverses as Shell Lodgers after getting quite an amount of praise, but to also bring Kung Fu Fight Clubs to places that are routinely attacked like Equestria or Camelot. The Lodgers embraced them with opened arms, especially Po. However, this attracted the attention of Junjie, who's thinking this will be the perfect way to earn Mang's forgiveness, and at the same time, corrupt Peng into the side of the leage like Tai Lung. He with Tai Lung break out and recruit Tai Lung's sister, Dai Song, and the Komodos as well, even their somewhat dim-headed warrior king, Fing Fung Fong, from When Turkeys Revolt, into the League. Although, Fing was reluctant to get involved with evil again after what happened with Bao Sa Mao, that changed when Junjie had him exposed to corruption powder. But, as due to a mental relapse due to Dai and Fing not planning periment membership and Dai wanting both Tai Lung AND Peng disincluded to leage servitude and Fing more interested of being taken seriously as a real king of a nation in an ungerground ruins, or otherwise they won't help Junjie at all, Junjie now once again wants to gain control of the Lodgers at the exact same time, and had taken the other Lodgers prisoner and threatened to kill SpongeBob and give Mang his soul for the X-blade and Kairi's life unless the Lodgers accept Junjie as the new leader. Now Spyro, Peng, Po and the Five must defeat Junjie, Tai Lung, Dai Song and the Komodos and rescue the other Lodgers with the help of the signed-up members of the Fight Club and a reformed former foe of Spyro who has appeared with his family to protect the hero he almost hurt. When this mess is over, Junjie is set to get another earful from Mirage and Mang for his reckless and rebellious behavior.

(Based on the episode I saw, Kung Fu Fight Club)

Transcript

Chapter 1: Peng and Lian Return, As Well As Junjie

Dragon Temple.

  • Lord Shen was holding a party.
  • Lord Shen: "A toast for the Penguins and Icky for a good job done. And an extra toast for Icky for not somehow screwing it up. That's a first I beleive. We have offitcally saw the end of the Evil Chackle."
  • Spongebob: "Awesome work guys! Though Rico did sort've took a misteap with Sour Cookie."
  • Rico: "Sa-ree!"
  • Kolwalski: "And we can safely bet he'll lawyer up against us soon. With Hammy Hammerhead no less."
  • iago: "Well it's a good thing Hammy hasn't exactly had good luck with dealing with us so far, so otherwise, this won't be TOO hard."
  • Crane: "Well, I better practice my justification of Rico just being unpredictable, AGAIN, just for the sake of keeping our butts safe."
  • Cynder: "Well, that stuff about this "Mafia Allience" trying to establish a villain team to work for them is concerning. And that mysterious gain of darkspawnic jewelery? I think there's something, unsavery going on here."
  • Lord Shen: "And it's a concern we will work to discover on, but until then, it's best not to worry about it now. The Mafia Allience lost their villain team gamble and will stay in Hiatus again, and we captured Sour Cookie... Though granted, Rico un-nessersarly injured him in the process."
  • Rico: "(Noises), Sorry!"
  • Lord Shen: "So by all accounts, we should at least enjoy at least this victory against this allience of organised crime."
  • Sir Hiss: "Here here. For now, tis a time of celebration."
  • A wolf comes in.
  • Wolf: "Sir, we have two visitors. Two snow leopards."
  • Spyro: "Snow leopards?"
  • Wolf: "Well, yeah. One of them said he goes by the name of "Peng", so, I came to tell you guys about it and-"
  • Icky: Wait, Peng? You mean that guy who almost had his own episode in this series until a misunderstanding erupted which briefly caused the producer to upload Tman's spinoff episodes onto his, and--
  • Po: Yeah, him! Look, we need to tell you something. He's no longer afraid of doing Kung Fu because of his lineage with Tai Lung. You see...well...we had a--
  • Shifu: Let's not explain it just yet. Let them in. (Peng and a familiar snow leopard from Kung Fu Panda: Legends of Awesomeness appears)
  • Peng: Hey, guys!
  • Icky: (Seeing the taller snow leopard, and whistles) WOW, what a kitty! (Gilda smacks him) Ow!
  • Lian: We're both a couple, thank you very much.
  • Po: Now, where was I? Oh, yeah, explaining when we first met Lian. You see, I was sent by Shifu to find a Kung Fu fight club and shut it down because that kind of stuff was outlawed since it would lead to rookies getting hurt. But then...well, I ended up joining the Fight Club, and I found out that Lian got Peng to open his eyes in Kung Fu more. The problem was that our old 'friend' Tong Fo tried to corrupt Peng by threatening to kill Lian. Luckily, we saved them, and Shifu lifted the ban of fight clubs, and...there you go.
  • Sandy: You guys own a fight club?
  • Lian: Yeah. It's like what you other-worldly beings call 'Olympics'.
  • Skipper: With a blend of gladiator games?
  • Lian: Yeah, that, too.
  • Peng: But personally, I'm glad that old idea of me being in your series was cancelled because...well, I guess DreamWorks had an idea to fix that already. It would've been cut out already, or I would at least have to pretend that I looked up to Kung Fu in another way.
  • Viper: Well, it's good to see you guys again. But is that the reason you came here in the first place?
  • Lian: No, actually. We came to tell you guys that I discovered that 'Olympics' thing just recently, and thus I decided that we should hold Kung Fu fight clubs on other worlds.
  • Shifu: Really?
  • Peng: Well, yeah, I mean, fight clubs aren't banned anywhere else, are they?
  • Shifu: Not that I know of. But...what world did you have in mind to host this new fight club?
  • Peng: Some world that we've heard is one of the most well-noted since you guys first crash-landed there. Said to be inhabited with colorful horses with tattoos on their flanks, and--
  • Icky: Equestria?
  • Peng: YEAH, that!
  • Icky and Iago: "Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh."
  • Peng: ".... What's wrong? Has Equestia banned fight clubs recently?"
  • Icky: "Not exactly, it's just..... It kinda has a problem with, a unicorn council that, doesn't trust otherworldly beings very well. In fact, just last week, when Cousin Cashy tried to open a chain restaurent in Equestia..."

Flashback.

  • A green Icky look-a-like: "I, Cashy, have announced my fastfood joint of soy and tofu burgers to be, OPEN?!"
  • Cashy snips open the line as ponies cheer!
  • ???: "WHAT'S GOING ON HERE?!"
  • The Unicorn Council is seen.
  • Shineflare: "WHAT IS, THIS I HEARD, ABOUT AN ALIEN OPENING BUSINESS IN EQUESTIA?!"
  • Cashy: "(Gulp)..... Well, Celestia and Luna gave me permission to open up shop here since I was releated to Icky of the Shell Lougers. I came here offering tofu and soy burgers and healthy french fries, made with love, and their choice of diet sodas. I am aiming to unvail the first ever Fastfood restaurent actselly healthy for continuious consomtion. It's perfectly legit business."
  • Shineflare: "...... Legit business? You call it legit, offering addicting foods, turning ponies into your slaves in "mininum wage", AND PUT EQUESTIA OWN AND BORNED BUSINESSES IN BANKRUPCY!?"
  • Cashy: "W-what?! No! That's not what I'm aiming for at all?! I'm an honest businessman!"
  • Shineflare: "Ha!? EVERYPONY KNOWS BUSINESS MEN ARE NEVER HONEST?!"
  • Cashy: "Ok, why are you so distrusting to me?"
  • Shineflare: "I am being much more careful, AND TOUGH, to outsider businesses when Kevin "Qu Dan" tried to usurp our soverangey under an influence of Mang Cobra! I care not for what Celestia has said or stupidly approved of! I WANT YOU AND YOUR BUSINESS OUT OF HERE?!"
  • Cashy: "YOU CAN'T DO THAT! I PUT MY HEART AND SOUL INTO THIS, AND CELESTIA IS THE ONE WHO CAN DESIDE SOMETHING LIKE THAT!?"
  • A sword is pointed to Cashy's face!
  • It was being held by Pred Judu Des.
  • Pred: "I advise you rephrase that word, alien."
  • Cashy: "I, duh, duh, duh, I'M SUEING YOU AND THE UNICORN COUNCIL FOR DEATH THREATS AND HARRASSMENT?!"
  • Shineflare: "HA?! GOOD LUCK ACTSELLY GETTING A LAWYER TO ACTSELLY OVER-THROW THE WILL OF THE UNICORN COUNCIL!?"
  • Later, In court.
  • Crane as Harvy Wadder: "And in concludion, my client Cashy has been harrassed and threaten by the unicorn council AND Pred Judu Des over opening a business in ponyville! I ask that this is not to be allowed and not to be tolerated."
  • Judge: Then I guess it's settled. The court rules in favor of Cashy!
  • Shineflare: AW, COME ON!! (Guards pointed their guns at her)...
  • Judge: As punishment for harsh harassment, Shineflare shall have 1 week of suspension, and will be sentenced to community service in Ponyville.
  • Shineflare: WHAT?!?
  • Icky: You heard him, douchebag! YOU'RE SUSPENDED AND GROUNDED!! Maybe next time think before you harass someone innocent.
  • Judge: Case dismissed! (Slams hammer down)

Present

  • Icky: And while Glitterhair was in charge of the Council, Shineflare took up a temporary job as a babysitter for Galiax and a few other fillies. The lady was traumatized by those little munchkins' antics that she has nightmares of them even today.
  • Iago: I say she deserves those nightmares as a reminder to trust other-worldly beings properly.
  • Icky: But, sadly...that wasn't enough. She still won't stand for any businesses being run without her knowing about it. There's a good chance that if they find out about your 'fight club' being held there, they're gonna be all over you like white on rice.
  • Lian: Oh, my!
  • Peng: Well, shoot! There goes our one chance to spread our excitement across the UUniverses. I can see we wasted our time doing this.
  • Lian: Oh, no! I'm not the one to be scared off by a bunch of xenophobic jerks. I'm gonna have a nice long chat with this 'Shineflare', and we're gonna have ourselves a nice long fight club. And NOTHING is going to say otherwise.
  • Sandy: Dang, she's pretty damn assertive!
  • Po: Yeah, you don't wanna mess around with Lian, she bites, and bites HARD!
  • Alex: Well, you might not wanna do this alone, though. We'll have to accompany you on this one. We're the only ones regulating Shineflare's distrust on other-worldly beings. She doesn't hurt a single soul as long as we're around.
  • Gloria: Mm-hmm, I know that's right!
  • Icky: "Yeah, your gonna need our help on this. If there's anyone capable to keep Shiney from being a bitch, it's pretty much us."
  • Lian: Well, good! Because I've already had enough trouble with someone threatening my life and my career as it is, and I am NOT gonna let a xenophobe ruin it this time.
  • Sandy: Okay, easy on the tone, lady. Let's not resort to violence when she speaks her first words about this situation. Just let us handle everything, okay?
  • Lian: Well, that's good.
  • Peng: Sorry about her attitude, guys. Ever since our little stunt with Tong Fo, she's grown hateful against those who treat our hobbies like crap as opposed to those who treat her like crap.
  • Po: Yikes. That's pretty bad.
  • Peng: You have no idea.
  • Lian: So what're we waiting for? Let's get this fight club started.

Meanwhile...

  • Junjie: (He is looking angrily at his ugly self in the mirror, and utterly smashes it) GODDAMN IT!! I'M PPHHHHSTUCK LIKE PPHHHIIISSS FOR A PPHHULLLL MONTH!!! WHAT AM I GONNA DO LOOKING LIKE PPPHHHIIISSS?!?
  • Tai Lung: Hey, nobody's laughing at you, Junjie, just chill out. (Makunga is softly scoffing until Tai Lung smacks him)
  • Galaxhar: "Oh worry not. The month of Febuary will fly by rather quickly."
  • Junjie: "Not enoughthhhhhhhh!  I needthhhhhhhh a quicker remeny to end my current plaughhhe!"
  • Makunga: "Ya know, your the same guy who managed to snag Mang's exspearimental fuse meddailian yet can't realise he can do the same to Mang's spell box? Weak."
  • Junjie: "...... Mang'stthhhhh Spellthhhhh Boxthhhh! MAKUNGA YOU GENIUSTHHHHHHHHH!?"
  • Galaxhar: "OH WAY TO ENCOURAGE HIM?!"

Later...

  • Junjie: (Appears back to normal, and sighs and relief) Great! Now I no longer have to worry about sounding like Daffy Duck if his tongue was swollen!
  • Galaxhar: You do realize that you can't let Lord Cobra see you back to normal, and let him change you back to your ugly self again, right?
  • Junjie: Unfortunately, yes. But I might not be able to hide my recovery for long, so I've got enough time to plan my own scheme to pass the time.
  • Makunga: Oh here we go again.... Ok, just, what exactly did you have in mind?
  • Junjie: Well, the Evil Cackle was not the only place where I can feel free to bet with others. There's a run-down bar in China where I get to hang out with the other bad guys that the Dragon Warrior has fought. One of the people I bet against was this loris sour-crop named Tong Fo, claiming that he was first thwarted by the Dragon Warrior when he first tried to claim this Mjolnir-style hammer. He also claimed to have almost gotten away with one of his schemes in an illegal fight club run by these two snow leopards. One of them, I think might interest Tai Lung. I just discovered that they're planning to open a fight club match on Equestria.
  • Makunga: (Scoffs and laughs) What are the odds of them getting away with that after the Unicorn Council has proven to be distrusting against other-worldly beings opening businesses there thanks to one of Mang's scemes with Kevin?
  • Junjie: Well, my snow leopard assistants say that they asked for help from the Shell Lodgers to make sure no complaints are made after that court case with the Ichthyornis' cousin being harassed.
  • Tai Lung: So what's your plan, then?
  • Junjie: My plan is pretty obvious, isn't it? We gotta go down there and see what we can do with that fight club. We might even use the Unicorn Council to our advantage.
  • Galaxhar: "I would rather not try to do that THROUGH them! Remember the last villain that tried to usurp Equestia's soveringy through those jerks?"
  • Junjie: "Alchourse, Master Brainiac. Whatever happened to him?"
  • Galaxhar: ".... Well....."

Meanwhile.

  • Chain comes back with a series of torture devices.
  • Chain: "Hi Mr. Brainiac! Your daily doses of viamin torture is here!"
  • A supervillain chimpanzee with an enlagred brain is seen strapped against his will and ball-gagged!
  • Chain: "Oh, oh! And I just brought my faverite! (Brings out an omious jar) Guess what it is?"
  • Brainiac: "Mmpfh! Mmm!?"
  • Chain: "No silly! It's not a "MMM MMMM", it's a jar of parasites! But a speical kind of parasite! They like brains!"
  • Chain opens the jar and snake-like parasitic creatures came out hissing!
  • Chain: "My sisters say they're Snake-Brain Parasites, and I don't have to worry about them eating my brain cause they said "I don't have one". Pfft! As if. They were just being silly as usual. Anyway, your gonna have fun with these guys, Mr. Brainiac. This is an espeiclally fun "punishment" for trying to overthrow Celestia through the unicorn council! And may talk of what is happening to you make sure villains don't EVER try that again! Look out, I'm gonna put one of them through your butt!"
  • Brainiac was mmpthing loudly!
  • Chain started Woody Woodpecker laughing!
  • Sharp-Pay's voice: "Chain, I'm reminding you that this week's the last week the lougers are gonna allow us to "Punish" Brainiac for trying to malmitulate Shineflare and the council to usurp Celestia and Luna of their crowns. They asked that on this week, your not allowed anything extreme."
  • Chain: "....... Does using the Snake-Brain Parasites count as "ex-ter-eam"?"
  • Sharp-Pay's Voice: Well, judging by how lethal those things are... YES!
  • Chain: AW F****** S***, F****** F***, GODDAMN F***, SON OF A S*** WEASEL!!! I'VE BEEN WAITING SO LONG TO TRY THESE OUT!!!... Can I at least give him the rack?
  • Sharp-Pay's Voice: (Whispering is heard) Yes, but-
  • Chain: YAAYY!! (Woody laughs, and pulls the rack crank hard)
  • Sharp-Pay's Voice: BUT NOT THAT- (A violent rip was heard)... Hard!

Present

  • Galaxhar:... It didn't end well.
  • Junjie: (Barfs) They seriously tore off his limbs?!? NASTY!!
  • Tai Lung: "Well, Brainiac is by all means alright.... Through he's both a cyborg now, and now has a crippling fear of ponies. He can no longer look at the louger "Trixie" the same again without pooping himself silly. He became an almost stupidly easily defeatable villain."
  • Junjie: "Ok, SCRATCH using the unicorn council! We'll have to do this by ourselves! And I am genius enough to inprovise."
  • ???: JUNJIE, IS EVERYTHING OKAY IN THERE?!?
  • Junjie: F***, it's Cobra! (Uses the magic box to make a magic hologram of him still having his deformed body) Uh, PPHHHYYYEAAAAHHH, PPPPPPPHHSUURE PPPPPPPPPPPPPPPHHHHHHHHHHHHHHTTTTTTHHHHHIING!!! PPPPPPPPPHHHHHHHHHBBBBBBTT, PHHHBBTT, PPHBT!
  • Cobra's Voice: Geez, do you have a hairball or something?
  • Junjie: Oh, PPHHHHHSSHUUT UPPPPHHH!!!
  • Cobra's voice: "Uh..... I'm just gonna leave you alone."
  • The sound of Cobra teleporting away is heard.
  • Junjie: "..... Good devines, that was close."
  • Galaxhar: "So, now about this plan?"
  • Junjie: "Well, since it concerns only the leopard boy and his girlfriend, who, to sidetrack for a bit, the leopard boy is SURPRISINGLY Tai Lung's nepfew."
  • Tai Lung: "Wait, but I was orphaned. How do I have a nefpew, much less an actual family?"
  • Junjie: "Well, that's movie-TV show tie-ins for you. They aren't known to be very loyal to the shorce material. They like to make up their own lores."
  • Galaxhar: "You realise without me or Makunga, you two, kung-fu masters or not, are gonna be over-wealmed!"
  • Junjie: "Oh, don't worry. Tai Lung and I won't nessersarly be alone. We'll be soughting after, a few prisoners of Chur Gom. Speaking of which, does everyone remember that thanksgiving mess when Spyro had a momentarly issue with the dark legend, Bao Sa Mao, an army of komodo dragons, and Tai Lung's sister?"
  • Tai Lung: "Oh I have a sister now?! Gees, even the series not even CANON to the movie isn't being loyal to the schoure material! Though granted, that's to be expected."
  • Galaxhar: "You mean when at the same time, there was a turkey revolt? Why interested in those guys, they couldn't even protact that Bao guy, how can they ever be a use for you?"
  • Makunga: If you ask me, maybe that Tong Fo guy could be of use. In fact, a LOT of villains there could be of use to us.
  • Junjie: HELL NO, WE'RE NOT GETTING ANY OF THOSE GUYS!! They'll just result in a big fight for credit, and end up harming more than just the fight club. Not to mention some of them are just brutes like that Li Dong guy, DAMN is he brutal. Trust me, I think Dai Song and the Komodos are good enough of a force, especially with their Komodo leader who I learned was the cousin of that Komodo in the Scourge Empire.
  • Galaxhar: Oh, you mean that Zhou Dan guy from the games?
  • Junjie: Yeah, that guy was a jackass to me one time. But he's not important. The important thing is Fing, his cousin.
  • Makunga: Hmm, if he's the cousin of an overlord who can nearly take control of Gongmen City just as good as Lord Shen could, then I guess he sounds pretty tough.
  • Junjie:... Yeeeeah... He's not that much of an evil lizard per say.
  • Tai Lung: What do you mean?
  • Junjie: "He's more of a...... Misguided idiot. I mean yes, if it meant ensuring the future of his "Kingdom", an underground city of Komodos, then he's all for causing whatever mayhem is nessersary, but, that's about it. He only helped Bao cause he promised to treat their "kingdom" of Komodoious like a real kingdom."
  • Tai Lung: "Well how are WE gonna get him and his komodo army to join us if he's more of a misguided twat then a true villain?"
  • Junjie: "It's nothing a well placed corruption powder can't fix. But Dai Song is a much more, open to suggestion willing parpisipent. Plus, I heard she has learned to have master perfected kung fu from being blind, thanks to die hard determination to get even with that panda for "killing" Tai Lung. But she can become stronger with her eyesight returning to her. Galaxhar, Makunga, the best you 2 can do, is make sure Mang is too distracted to even be a little curious! Keep him so catered, he starts to slump like a lazy tree!"
  • Makunga: What makes you think it will work? Wouldn't he be suspicious if we suddenly started pampering him?
  • Junjie: "Not if you pamper him hard enough that again, he becomes too lazy to even think a thing!"
  • Makunga: "It's just that, Mang may not exactly the the same evil warlock from the second war, but he's not THAT stupid!"
  • Junjie: Oh, I've been at the criminal-run spa not too far from our fortress. You walk on his back, boom, he's more relaxed than a guy who's ma--
  • Tai Lung: Okay, we get it!
  • Junjie: So who's with me? (The group moans in skepticism) Excellent! For once, I'll be taken seriously around here. (Cackles as thunder claps in the background)..... Seriously, WHERE DOES THAT COME FROM!?

Canterlot, Equestria

  • Celestia: (Appears in front of the Unicorn Council) My dear Council, the Lodgers have arrived with some guests.
  • Shineflare:... Hmm... Well, for the Alicorns' sakes, bring them in. (The Lodgers appeared with Lian and Peng)
  • Glitterhair: Hello, Lodgers! Who are the guests you brought here?
  • Lian: I am Lian, and this is my boyfriend, Peng. We have come because we are offering something.
  • Cosmoto: Really? You-you are?
  • Violet Flame: Surely you've heard that we don't take kindly to other-worldly beings, right?
  • Peng: We have, miss... Uhh...
  • Violet Flame: Please call me ma'am!
  • Peng: Ma'am!
  • Lian: We are owners of a fight club in the DreamWorks Universe, and we have come hoping that we would hold a fight club here in Equestria.
  • Whimsisco: WHAT?!?
  • Violet Flame: A FIGHT CLUB?!? ARE YOU F****** S******* ME RIGHT NOW?!?
  • Glitterhair: Absolutely not!
  • Shineflare: If that's all you wanted to ask me, then you can just forget it! Having fight clubs in Equestria is far too dangerous for my subjects. Hell, they barely know a single move of Kung Fu!
  • Lian: (Gets angry)
  • Celestia: Headmaster, you might wanna be careful what you say, they said that Lian doesn't play nicely with those who-
  • Shineflare: I don't care how intimidating she thinks she is, Celestia! I've got Pred to defend me from whatever this cat has to throw at me!
  • Lian: (Breaths angrily)...
  • Utopia: I don't like the way she's looking at us, Shineflare!
  • Shineflare: Oh, I'm REAL scared! What's she gonna do?
  • Icky: But Shineflare-
  • Shineflare: BUT NOTHING! I want you all out of my sights immediately-
  • Lian grabbed Shineflare by the throat, causing a painful gag!
  • Cosmoto: "This, m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-might end poorly."
  • Shineflare: "ACK!? IS THIS ANYWAY WAY TO TREAT THE MEMBER OF THE GOLDEN SLAYERS?!"
  • Lian: "LISTEN, YOU HARD HEADED BITCH!? I DO NOT TAKE KINDLY TO IGNORENT BUROCRATS THAT THINK THEY CAN PROTACT THE PEOPLE BETTER THEN KUNG-FU, WHEN THEY REALLY CANNOT?! I HAD TO DEAL WITH AN INCOMPIDENT LEADER OF MY VILLAGE WHO SAID HE CAN PROTACT OUR HOME FROM BANDIT RAIDS, BUT NEVER SUCCEEDED IN ACTSELLY DOING THAT!?"
  • Shineflare: "IF, ACK, YOU THINK THREATING ME IS GONNA MAKE YOUR SILLY CLUB THING HAPPEN, THEN YOUR MISTAKEN!? PRED IS AN ADAQUIT DEFENDER OF EQUESTIA!? And to a lesser extent, the elements of harmony barers, Twilight Sparkle and friends."
  • Lian: "But what if THEY can't always be around to protact the citizens? What if while they're away fighting a greater threat, smaller ones like bandits and mauraders take advantage of a defenceless land ripe for robbing!"
  • Shineflare: "ACK!? Nonsense! Bandits and Criminals of ANY verity of mythic beast know better then to invade any land of Equestia while Pred is on patrol!"
  • Peng: "Oh, you mean the mass murderor you parade like a hero because he processed a comspect you prefered in ponies? An outdated thought born from a long past war? It's better to let the past be what it is, the past, and not let whatever rotten individal mar your judgement on where they came from."
  • Icky: "Yeah, don't bother with that kind of speech with them kid, they're aren't easily winnable like that."
  • Shineflare: "I am ack, telling you people for the last time, Equestia is perfectly fine on it's own, NOW LET ME ACK, GO, BEFORE I CALL THE GUARDS?!"
  • Guards bursted in!
  • Guard Leader: "HEADMISTRESS SHINEFLARE!? THERE'S A BISON-TAUR BANDIT RAID IN APPLOSIA!? Bison Bill is back to rob them of their apples and money again! THE SHERUFF'S OVERWEALMED!?"
  • Shineflare: "Oh! The perfect oppertunity to prove the effectiveness of Pred and his adopted Daughters. Very well, aliens. We'll have a wager. If you could actselly succeed in defeating the Bison-Taurs, and their leader Bison Bill, then I'll bless your silly club. When you lose, YOUR BANISHED FROM EQUESTIA FOREVER, CAT ALIENS!?"
  • Lian: "Your on, you stubbern old goat."
  • Lian dropped Shineflare.
  • Whimsisco: "Are you sure it's a brillient idea to make a bet in something you might not nessersarly win at, Shineflare?"
  • Shineflare: "Councilponies, have faith in your headmistress. Bison-Taurs are asentually Minotaur hybreeds with Bison genes in them. They're no challnage to Pred and the Sisters."

Applosia.

  • The Applosian Ponies and Bisons are trapped by Western Outlaw dressed Bison-like Minotaurs that are the Bison-taurs, lead by one with the sharpest horns, the meanest glare, and the nastest teeth. He had a spooky looking Rattlesnake with him.
  • Bareburn: "Bison Bill, what're you doing is awfully un-neighberly!"
  • The leader (Bison Bill): "HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! That's the idea of being a criminal! We're not known for our politeness!"
  • Bison-Taurs laughed!
  • Bison Bill: "Now that we've established our dominance over you ponies and the Bisons that befriended them like idiots, we'll be taking our loot of apples and your money back to our hideout. Now this town, belongs to, BISON BILL!?"
  • ???: "You mean the local graveyard belongs to Bison Bill."
  • The Bison-Taurs look to see Pred Judu Des and the Sisters in cow-pony attire.
  • Pred: "Bison Bill, The great Pred Judu Des is calling you out."
  • Bison Bill was not at all imtimidated.
  • Bison Bill: "The great Pred Judu Des, huh? Great asendent of the "Fear War hero" Dred Judu Des, eh? You old mule, your WAY past your prime! And those mix-match of whiny bitches are not worthy continuers neither! Your in no position to be a match for Bison Bill!"
  •  Sharp-Pay: "WHY YOU INSOLENT-"
  • Sharp-Pay charges at Bison Bill, who remains unphased!
  • Bison Bill: "Sic'her, Diamond."
  • The Spooky looking Rattlesnake "Diamond" glowed in red eyes and caught Sharp-Pay in a state-like fear!
  • Sharp-Pay: "MALEVOLENT FLAMES?! NO!? GET AWAY FROM ME?!"
  • Sharp-Pay fell to the floor and screamed loudly!
  • Axe-Rella: "(Gasp!) Sharpie!? WHAT DID THAT STUPID REPTILE DO TO MY SISTER!?"
  • Bison Bill: "What? You never seen a Mental-Attack Rattler before? Diamond's spieces is capable to malmitulate her victims by making them relive horrendus fears and past exspeariences. She's how I became such a successful outlaw!"
  • Axe-Rella: "I'LL KILL YOU, YOU BASTURD!?"
  • Axe-Rella charged!
  • Hidden Shadow appeared!
  • Hidden: "AXE-RELLA, NO! COME BACK AND LET ME MAKE YOU AMMUNE TO MENTAL ATTACKS BEFORE IT'S TOO-"
  • Axe-Rella: (Diamond uses the mental attack on Axe-Rella) AAAHHH!!! MALEVOLENT, NO!!!
  • Chain: "We're losing!"
  • Bison Bill used Diamond to mental attack Pred, Chain, and the Struggling Hidden Shadow into a state-like trance!
  • Bison Bill: "HAHA!? Anyone else want to take on Bison Bill?"
  • ???: As a matter of fact, yes! (Lian appears and punches Bison Bill in the face, and manages to fling Diamond off of him and beat up Bill, and Peng and the other Lodgers appear and fight the bandits off)
  • Braeburn: Well, she-yoot! We seem to be lucky.
  • Bison Bill: "No one DARES stand up to Bison Bill! You'll done rue the day you-"
  • Lian: SHUT UP! (Smacks him to the ground, and then continues fighting until they tie up the entire bandit group)
  • Squidward: That was TOO easy!
  • The Unicorn Council saw everything and was shocked.
  • Shineflare: "B-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b...."
  • Lian: Well, looks like we're having ourselves a nice fight club here.
  • Celestia: "Well Shineflare... It only seems fair to let them have the club now, considering Pred wasn't able to defeat a mere bandit leader."
  • Shineflare: "De, de, That was only because Bison Bill was cheating, I.... I, I-"
  • Luna: "Now Shineflare, you gave your word they'll be allowed to open a fight club here IF they proven themselves. Our parents will not be very forgiving to you making false promises."
  • Shineflare sighed in embarrising defeat.
  • Shineflare: "I suppose THIS is what I get for gambling! Fine, I'll, begrudingly, bless the fight club."
  • Chain: "AGGGGGGGGGGGH!? MALEVOLENT FLAMES?!"
  • Shineflare: "...... Someone get Pred and the sisters to see a de-speller."

Chapter 2: The Jailbreak of Chorh Gom Prison

Chorh Gom Prison

  • Rhino Guard: (Comes into a hall with several cells holding several known Kung Fu Panda criminals such as the Lin Kuei, Tong Fo, Fung, Li Dong, Madame Zhou and Ju-Long, and the Undertaker) Alright, you dunderheads, it's lunch time. The longer you bark, the colder it gets. (They are released with spears being pointed at them by other guards, and one of them is Dai Song, Tai Lung's sister from When Turkeys Revolt)
  • Fing was seen helping out Dai Song abit.
  • Fing: "You sure you can walk on your own?"
  • Dai Song: ".... Blindless. Is but an inconvinence."

Chorh Gom Cafeteria

  • Tong Fo: (Sighs) We're having tofu... AGAIN!
  • Dai Song: "It's a prison, remember? Alchourse they won't serve high quility food."
  • Tong Fo: "I know, but still."
  • Fing: You think you've had it rough? My entire kingdom is imprisoned here, and we been stuck here since that Thanksgiving.
  • Undertaker: Oh yeah? Well, I was this close to ruling an undead kingdom until my ghosts turned against me.
  • Fung: We constantly get beaten and locked up by the Dragon Warrior, and yet we've escaped so many times that I'm starting to get used to this place no matter how inedible the food here is.
  • Tong Fo: Pbbt! Taotie is lucky that he's part of a villain team.... Even though it's not exactly one of the "cool" ones. As for me, the producer hasn't decided what team to place me in yet.
  • Fung: Me neither.
  • Fing: Well, at least my evil cousin who raided Gongmen City a couple of years back is part of the Scourge Empire.
  • Tong Fo: And how does THAT make us feel better?
  • Fing: "..... Your right, it doesn't even make me feel better. My cousin was an asshole! Even as a kid! In fact, I'm jealious of him that HE gets to eat in luxery, and I'm stuck here eating a bean subtence."
  • Dai Song: "Like blindless, imprisonment, is but an inconvinence. I suspect that someday, fortune will smile our way, and enable us to return to get that Panda."
  • Fing: "Well, at least I dumped the vengence stuff. I wasn't even into it at all. I only got with Bao Sa Mao cause he promised to have my kingdom taken seriously if I did some dirty work. Now Bao has, surprisingly turned around for the better and is a decent guy now. I mean, I'm glad for him, but I would've liked it abit more if he stood up for my defence."
  • Dai Song: "He was but a crutch slowing me down, anyway. At least now, I'm free to hunt down the panda at my leasure.... And hopefully, I won't have to babysit a idiotic false king."
  • Fing: "Hey, I'm not idiotic! Most of the time..... And I AM A REAL KING!?"
  • Tong Fo: "Oh let's be honest with ourselves. Is Komodoious ACTSELLY a real nation, if the entirity of it has been taken to jail? Your asentually just ruins bandits hiding in what was once the underground mole kingdom until they desided to pick greener pastures in the dirt of mongoolia!"
  • Fing: ".... Your right, but at least I was leading my guys to a greater life instead of listening to my mean cousin all the time!"
  • Ju Long: "Well, wasn't it a twist of irony you found yourself being a bandit and in service to a thought to be mythical former elk lich?"
  • Fing: "..... Yeah, that WAS, kinda ironic. But this time, I am gonna have a strong independent will, and I WON'T, find myself in the service of another dark master."
  • Tong Fo: You might wanna be careful with what you say, lizard. It might end up happening.
  • Fing: Not this time, loris!
  • Madame Zhou: (Chuckles) That's what a lot of people have said. I ended up having myself double-crossed by a STUPID RAT and lost my profits.
  • Ju Long: Hey, lady, you started it! You double-crossed me first.
  • Undertaker: Drop it, you two! You two brought failing on yourselves for being incompetent.
  • Ju Long: Shut it, goat!

Outside Prison

  • Tai Lung: (Appears with Junjie)... Are you sure we can do this by ourselves?
  • Junjie: Hey, if you could kick guard ass in the original verson of the movie, then you can fend off the guards easily. And with me, it'll be ten times easier.
  • Tai Lung: I just hope you know what you're doing.
  • Junjie: Of course I do, now let's go bust out your sister and that lizard army.

Inside the Prison.

  • Two Guards were arm wrealsing by the gate when suddenly the door was kicked open and smacked the two out!
  • Tai Lung and Junjie charged forword!
  • Rhino Guard Commander: Well, well, if it isn't Junjie and Tai Lung. Back to turn yourself in--(Tai Lung kicks him in the crotch) OOOHHHH!!!
  • Tai Lung: Like HELL I am! We're here to bust out my sister and Fing and there's nothing you can do to stop us! (They leave)
  • Rhino Commander: (Blows a whistle and alerts the guards to attack)
  • Junjie: GUARDS ARE COMING! (The guards charged, and they both beat them up easily, and managed to make it to the cafeteria, punching a hole in the wall)
  • Dai Song: What the--What was that?
  • Tong Fo: I do believe Tai Lung and Junjie have come to break us out.
  • Tai Lung: (Grabs Tong Fo by the neck) OH NO WE'RE NOT! We're only here for a few people! You guys can break out on your own!
  • Fung: WHAT?!? You'll need an army with whatever you're planning.
  • Junjie: SHUT UP, CROC-FACE!! It's none of your beeswax.
  • Tai Lung: Is it true you're my sister?
  • Dai Song:...Tai Lung, is that you?
  • Tai Lung: Uh...yeah it's me, why wouldn't I be?
  • Junjie: Tai Lung, I told you she's blind.
  • Tai Lung: Oh, right. Fing, you and your kin are coming with us.
  • Fing: WHAT?!? Why? I may not be very fond of prison, but that doesn't mean I'll go back to being-
  • Junjie: "That is why I brought this."
  • Junjie carries a bag of corruption powder.
  • Fing: "Uh... A bag of dust? Just how exactly is that gonna somehow coherse me to-" (Junjie blows the powder on him, as he coughs in it, his eyes turn red)...Okay, I'm in!
  • Tai Lung: Wow, that was easy.
  • Undertaker: Phhbbt, sure it was! (Junjie smacks him to the ground)
  • Dai Song: Can you cure my blindness, dear brother?
  • Ju Long: (Laughs) Yeah, Tai, are you an expert of LASIK surgery? (Junjie bonks his head) OW!
  • Tai Lung: Let's just go! We've got some stuff to do.

Later.

  • An onbarone of Komodos being lead by Fin, Junjie, Tai Lung and Dai Song are seen leaving the prison!
  • Junjie: See? What did I tell you, easy as pie!
  • ???: HOLD IT RIGHT THERE!! (Rhino Guards are seen pointing flaming bows and arrows at them)
  • Rhino Commander: Retreat back into the prison, or we're gonna make sure you surgically remove these arrows from your bodies....Not to mention these. (They get out some cannons)
  • Junjie: Relax, I can handle this!
  • Rhino Commander: FIRE! (The guards do that as the group gets out of the way in time)
  • Tai Lung: (They fire an arrow at him as he is watching Dai Song, and Tai Lung just catches it, and throws it back at them as they dodge it)
  • Fing: (Screams as he is being shot at) AAAAAAAAAAA--(Suddenly, Junjie pushes him down as they dodge cannon fire)
  • Junjie: Man, will you stop being a coward and fight?!?
  • Fing: I'm not skilled in dodging stuff like THIS!! The only martial art I have knowledge of is bandit style, and I can't even do THAT right!
  • Junjie: Don't you have a poisonous bite? Why don't you use THAT?
  • Fing: I had my venom glands surgically removed years ago.
  • Junjie: ARE YOU SERIOUS?! WHAT KIND OF KOMODO DRAGON IS WITHOUT VENOM GLANDS?! THAT'S LIKE NOODLE SOUP WITHNOT NOODLES!? WITHOUT VENOM, YOUR ASENTUALLY AN OVER-GROWN MONITER LIZARD, AND... (Sighs) Sweet Beijing Province, what am I gonna do with you- (They dodge an arrow) WHOA!!
  • Fing: RUN!!!
  • Junjie: (Slaps him) I said no more cowardice! You know what, let me handle them! (He and Tai Lung fight off the guards, but the guards then try sneaking up on Dai Song and Fing, but Tai Lung and Junjie use trajectory to make sure the guards are pinned down by the cannons before they get them) Uh-uh-uh!
  • Tai Lung: (Throws a guard into another as he does a Wilhelm scream, and Junjie does a pinball-like move that strikes multiple guards. After a few seconds, only the Rhino Commander is still standing)
  • Junjie: Stay out of our way, fatboy!
  • Rhino Commander: RETREAT! (He and the recovering guards go back into the prison, but then a guard spots Fung and his other bandits trying to sneak out, and he gets other guards to tackle them)
  • Fung: DARN IT!
  • Tai Lung: Let's get out of here!
  • Fing: (Freezing) Yeah, you know reptiles are cold-blooded, and can't last a few seconds in the snow. (The other Komodo henchmen feel the same way)
  • Junjie: Then let's move!

Chapter 3: Jungie and Tai Lung's Plan Unfolds..... Kinda.

High Council Temple.

  • Zeng: "And that's what happened!"
  • Yen Sid: "(Sigh), It would appear that the lougers end up picking an inoppertune time to visit Equestia. The Leage once again made a successful break out of two prisoners, Dai Song and Fing Fung Fong."
  • Mama Odie: "Wait, but didn't he gave up on being evil?"
  • Ignitus: "Knowing the leage, corruption powder is likely to be involved. Fing is less likely to still process such a conspect with the leage around."
  • Volteer: "Well WHY are we sitting around and doing nothing?! We have to set an alarm!"
  • Terrador: "Agreed. And we have to hurry as well. Who knows what Junjie is doing now?"
  • Suddenly, the lights in the temple start to flicker!
  • Master Chao: "What? What is going on?"
  • The power of the Dragon Temple goes out.
  • Zeng: "Oh no.... THE POWER'S OUT!?"
  • Disney Fairy Godmother: "And I think I have a safe assumtion who's behind it."

Outside.

  • Junjie's Leopards are seen with knifes that assumingly disabled the power.
  • Leopard 1: "Now, something curitcy of Mang's magic box."
  • The Leopard pulls out a strange magical orb, and uses it to trap the entire Dragon Temple in an unescapable red energy sheild.
  • Leopard 2: "Hopefully, Mang's High Council inprisonment orb works like a charm."
  • Leopard 1: "But we must stay here in order for it to be like that way. The effectiveness of Junjie going un-noticed by those misfits depends on us ensuring the High Council doesn't rudely interfear again."
  • Leopard 3: "So, we're stuck here until whatever result gets known to us?"
  • Leopard 1: "Yep."
  • Leopard 4: "Well why can't we just LEAVE the orb here and rejoin him?"
  • Leopard 1: "There's, a reason why Mang didn't actselly used it before. It has to be held by the caster at all times, and the caster must remain in the area at all times, or otherwise it stops working."
  • Leopard 3: "You mean it's another exspearimental joke of Mang's?!"
  • Leopard 1: "More like a.... Failed Exspeariment not meant to see the light of day. But Junjie already has an army of Komodo Dragons, so he's covered on having help. Our job is to make sure the High Council doesn't became a noonsence."
  • Leopard 4: "..... So..... Wanna set up tents and order chinese?"
  • Leopard 1: "Ok, I don't see why not. This would likely get boring eventally. Two of you set up the ping-pong table, you set up the tents, I'll put on a conplincated ruse on ordering take-out. Make it happen, team!"

Outskirts of a Bamboo forest in Dreamworks China.

  • Tai Lung: "Ok, now that we're away from rhinos, now what?"
  • Junjie: "Well, thanks to Mang's treasure trove of magic from that box of his, I found something interesting to remeny Dai's blindness."
  • Junjie brings out an hourglass filled with dark magic sand.
  • Junjie: "This is a relitively new toy of Mang's. It appears to be an hourglass with dark magic sand in it, I assumed the sand originated from the death beaches of Skullian Prime. The sand is believed to reserve the effects of any spell, any injury, virtually anything wrong with you! It can in throey be an alternate form for reserecting fallen Villain Leage members. In throey, it can reverse the effects of having your eyesight being taken from you by Miss Sparkle, Dai Song. Now, hold still, cause this thing may have some, painful tendingcys Mang magnifisently failed to correct!"
  • Dai Song: "I appresiate the offer, but I learned to live with this minor inconvincence and it bettered my kung fu for it. What your doing is un-nessersary and-"
  • Junjie already zapped Dai Song in the face with the hourglass! Dai Song started to scream in pain!
  • Dai Song flashes as a quick viewing of Dai Song becoming blind from Twilight as her face glows expenationally.
  • Junjie stopped the zapping, as Dai Song quickly recovered, growling!
  • Junjie removes the blindfold, and Junjie gets grabbed in the neck!
  • Dai Song: "YOU IDIOT?! THAT REALLY HURT?! I AM GONNA STRECH YOUR LEGS IN 15 DIFFERENT PLACES AND-"
  • Junjie: "BUT LOOK! YOU CAN SEE AGAIN!? You now can exspearience vision again, and have a combination of the empowered kung-fu from being blind, and being able to see again!"
  • Dai Song realises that from the fact she actselly is looking at Junjie, let alone from what he just said.
  • Dai Song drops Junjie as she began to smile.
  • Dai Song: "Well.... (Evil laughter), At least I can exspearience the joy of hurting that Panda for what he did to Tai Lung and turning Peng against me!"
  • Junjie: "Well, your in luck. I happen to have a plan on how all of us can correct the Panda's accursed influence on young Master Peng and turn him into the side of the leage! And if this goes well, you can get to see the final downfall of the Dragon Warrior."
  • Dai Song: ".... For now, you earned my interest. I'll play along with your games, but UNDER ONE CONDITION!?"
  • Junjie: "Oh rats, one of these things. Fine, what?"
  • Dai Song: "..... I'll only get involved aiding demon worshippers this ONE time only. After that, I want Tai Lung to be honorably discharged from your ranks, to leave all members of our family out of your little cult, and to leave me, Tai Lung, and Peng out of your demon worshipping games."
  • Junjie: "Just to be clear, WE'RE NOT A CULT!? We're not worshiping darkspawn as suppose to merely helping them out of a bad scrape with the High Council in return for unfortoldable power."
  • Dai Song: "Well, considering that you people are STILL trying to do that and NOT resume to do other ways to take over the world, it just feels like your a cult dedicated to them."
  • Junjie: "IT'S NOT THAT AT ALL?! It's just, it's also because Mirage, one of the leage's leaders, is trying to reunite with Malefor, her father. She's, pretty much the reason why we're continuiously singing those same notes over and over and over again."
  • Dai Song: "Well, cult or not, I prefer my family NOT to be a part of it! After my bloodline does this ONE faver for you, we want out of your demon lover escapaies, got it? Or I'm just gonna leave you and find MY OWN way to get revenge on the Panda, and I'LL be taking the lizards with me."
  • Fing: "Yeah, we're kind'of a pair. It's either her way, or the highway."
  • Junjie: "OK FINE?! I'll ask the Villain Leage Council to have Tai Lung's membership removed AFTER THIS IS SUCCESSFUL?! SATISFIVED!?"
  • Dai Song: "There, was that so hard, foxy?"
  • Tai Lung: "Oh don't tell me your serious."
  • Junjie: "Fine, whatever! It's a small price to pay for finally being right! Now, can I be able to explain my plan?"
  • Dai Song: "Ok, "master". Shoot. Let's hear your little plan against the Panda and his allies."
  • Junjie: Well, we hear that Peng, is opening up fight clubs across the UUniverses.
  • Dai Song:... I thought that stuff was illegal.
  • Junjie: The ban was lifted after the Jade Palace saw it as an opportunity to train people into defending themselves against bandits. Now, they're holding one in Equestria.
  • Dai Song: Really? Is that right?
  • Junjie: Well, I busted you guys out so you could be of some assistance to us. That panda turned your own nephew against-
  • Dai Song: Up up! Slight correction! He's my son!
  • Tai Lung: (He and Junjie is surprised)... You're serious?
  • Dai Song: Well, yeah! Why else do you think I hate the Dragon Warrior other than foiling my chance to find you a long time ago? I was locked up in Chorh Gom Prison when he was young because of what I did to find you, and while I heard he was looking for you too... I wasn't expecting him to claim that he was nothing like you.
  • Tai Lung: He knows about me, too?
  • Dai Song:.... Did that panda 'ska-doosh' you too hard in the head? DO YOU EVER PAY ATTENTION TO THE SERIES?!? OF COURSE HE KNOWS!!! HE BRIEFLY QUIT KUNG FU BECAUSE OF FEARING THAT HE WOULD BE CORRUPTED BY IT!!
  • Fing: Okay, can you be a little bit more specific about your past with your son, because I'm missing a step. I mean, I knew he was your son WAY prior to this, but I would like to hear speifiics on how that would make sense though.
  • Dai Song:... (Sighs) Fine, I'll explain...

Flashback

  • (Dai Song): My family used to be bandits known as the Lung Guo. Me, and Tai Lung were all destined to be part of them. The only downside is that Oogway took care of most of the clan before we could be official members. Only our parents stayed behind and were able to escape while our mother was still pregnant with us.
  • (Fing): So... You're both twins, then?
  • (Dai Song): Faturnally obviously. Anyway, we were born in a secluded cave and were destined to carry on the lineage of the Lung Guo. Unfortunately, we were both separated when Oogway found us. Fearing for our safety, they tried to get us to safety by sending us both adrift in a river leading to the Valley of Peace, but they were unable to bring me to safety. While my parents were sent to jail, I was put in an orphanage, and I had no idea what happened to Tai Lung. It wasn't until I was 10 years old that I discovered my past after discovering my parents in Chorh Gom. I swore to uphold the family lineage and find Tai Lung, but...
  • Tai Lung's Mother: Don't bother, my sweet Dai.
  • Dai Song:...What?
  • TL's Father: Over the past few years, we decided that we can't risk our lives for all this crime anymore. That's why we're reforming ourselves, and staying here.
  • Dai Song:...You can't be serious!
  • TL's Mother: I'm sure your brother is in a good place in the Valley. It would be unfair of you to take him away from all that.
  • Dai Song: So you're saying that you don't wanna see him again?
  • TL's Mother: Dai, please understand, the criminal life hasn't been agreeing with us since we were sent here. It's best if you moved on and accepted a better life. We care so much about the both of you, and we don't want you to get hurt.
  • Dai Song: I can't believe what I am hearing! So you're just gonna turn your back on us? After all that I've been through while trying to find you?
  • TL'S Father: DON'T YOU USE THAT TONE OF VOICE WITH US, YOUNG LADY! YOUR MOTHER KNOWS BEST, AND YOU'D BETTER LISTEN TO HER!
  • Dai Song:...(Starts sobbing a bit)
  • TL's Mother: HENG!
  • TL's Father: I'm sorry!
  • Dai Song: You know what, I'm through with you! If you aren't gonna help me, then I'll find my brother myself, even if it takes me a hundred years!
  • TL's Mother: Dai, don't!
  • Dai Song: Forget it! I'm leaving! (Leaves)
  • (Dai Song): So that's when my quest in finding my brother had just begun. I took up residence in the Valley nearby and spent years preparing for the search. I even earned the sympathy of another snow leopard, and we got married with a child on the way. Eventually, Peng was born. But sadly... Thanks to a few crimes I did preparing for the search, I was arrested, and lost custody of Peng. So my husband raised Peng alone while I was sent to Chorh Gom Prison. I was never able to escape until that last Thanksgiving, and I was unable to find out about my son until word got leaked of Peng in that Peace Jubilee mess.

Present

  • Dai Song: And we all know what became of me eventally. I ended up in service of an infamous elk lich that promised me to restore my family if I help him restore his immortality, only for him to wuss out in the end thanks to being too fearful of death. So now, not only has my only hope of upholding my family lineage been crushed, but now my brother IS A VILLAIN LEAGUER!!! And I know how horrible they were, and still are! I know how much crap they pulled on other worlds, and our world espeically! And now MY OWN BROTHER IS ONE OF THOSE MONSTERS?!? (Sobs a bit)
  • Tai Lung:... So THAT'S why I was rejected to become Dragon Warrior.... In hindsight, that kinda makes sense. He must've known I was part of that bandit family he disbaned and knew what a danger I was if I ever knew of them considering my talent in Kung Fu.
  • Dai Song: Yeah! And I was arrested before I could begin my quest. I lost custody of my own son, and now look where he is! You both are disgraces to your own families by both being like our parents.... But at least Peng is doing something decent in his life. YOU, are being part of a bunch of demon-worshipping pricks!
  • Junjie: HEY! What did I say about that!? WE'RE NOT-
  • Tai Lung: "Junjie, let me handle this. Look, Dai. Joining the leage wasn't exactly out of my freewill. A mutant cobra with a personally disorder sort've-"
  • Dai Song: "I'M, AWARE OF HOW YOU BECAME ONE OF THEM?! That doesn't make you any less of a disgrace! Your helping demon worshippers free monsters respondsable for a 1000 atrosities!"
  • Tai Lung: "Now Dai, as Junjie said before, we DON'T, worship the darkspawn. I mean yes, making statues in their honor, Malefor espeically, and the fact that we haven't given up on them by now is understandingly, confusing, but again, Mirage is just being stubbern and overly determen to help her father. Also, that promise of power is sort've worth the continuious accusations of being a cult, even if it's a great annoyence and predictable tabliod bait encouraged by the High Council. But if it means that much for you, I'll consider leaving the villain leage on my own terms to rebuild our family. I'll give up on seeking out power promised by dishastor proning demons, just to re-establish a family. I don't have it so good with the leage anymore anyway these days, outside of these two guys I'm friends with."
  • Junjie: "Oh now your not bothered by it anymore?"
  • Dai Song: "You'll..... You'll give up power promising demons, for me?"
  • Tai Lung: "Well, it started to feel like it wasn't really going anywhere anyway. I even doubt that Malefor is ever gonna be free again."
  • Dai Song: "......."
  • Tai Lung: "..... Uh, your abit, silent. Should I be concerned?"
  • Dai Song give Tai Lung a painful hug!
  • Tai Lung: "GOWOOOOOOOOW?! IT SEEMS YOU TRAINED YOURSELF GREATLY THROUGHOUT YOUR LIFE!?"
  • Junjie: You... YOU ASSHOLE!!!
  • Tai Lung: (Dai Song lets him go) What? Wouldn't you do the same if life was a cruel bitch on you?
  • Junjie: That's NOT what I'm mad at you for... Okay, maybe a little. But do you realize what Lord Cobra does to people who decide to leave the leage?!? COBRA IS VERY STRICT ON HIS OWN MEMBERS!!!
  • Dai Song: Oh, so you're backing out on me, are you? You agreed to give him back to me!
  • Junjie: No, no, that's not what I'm saying. I'm saying that if Lord Cobra finds out, he's gonna have your head and just corrupt Tai Lung back into his old self.
  • Dai Song: Let him try! I know as much Kung Fu as brother does to kick that snake's ass.
  • Junjie: Uh... You might not wanna underestimate him. He's got incredible power.
  • Dai Song: I don't CARE how good he is, he is NOT gonna touch me OR my brother! So unless you want me to help you with your 'fight club plans', you fulfill your end of the deal. (Grabs Junjie's ear and yells in it) UNDERSTAND?!? (The word echoes in his head)
  • Junjie: (Gets dizzy)... Uh, sure thing. But on one condition-
  • Dai Song: I'M THE ONE WITH A CONDITION HERE, PAL!! NO BACK-TALK!
  • Junjie: Hear me out, HEAR ME OUT!? This is an independent mission, lady! Cobra doesn't know about it. I plan my own schemes on my own.
  • Dai Song: Oh, yeah? And what exactly do you get out of it? Money? Fame? Power?
  • Junjie: It's best if all you know is that he'll have me turned into an ugly spitting creature if he finds out about this.
  • Dai Song: Okay, if you don't wanna tell me, then you can forget about the deal.
  • Tai Lung: He's just doing this so he can be treated better in the Villain League.
  • Dai Song: OHHH, is THAT all?!? That's a pretty crazy thing to get out of this.
  • Junjie: Hey, lady, I'm letting you have your own brother back here, and this is a one-time offer. So are you in or not?
  • Dai Song:... Very well! If it means I accomplish my goal, I shall accept your offer, regardless of the questionable things you get out of it. And I'm warning you, fox, if you cross me in the end, I'll make sure that the corpse they find of you, THEY WILL NEVER RECOGNIZE AS A CORPSE!!
  • Junjie: HAH! Dream on, all Villain Leaguers that are killed are resurrected.
  • Dai Song: I don't CARE if you're resurrected, you idiot! All I care about is showing you not to betray me in the end! Either Tai Lung goes, or you go!
  • Junjie: I GET IT, I GET IT!!! CAN WE JUST GET ON WITH THIS ALREADY?!? (Breathes heavily)...
  • Fing:... Yeesh, calm down, will you? It's not that big a deal. But anyway, now that we've discussed her needs, let's talk about MINE!
  • Junjie: What?!
  • Fing: "Don't worry, it's not that big of a deal. I merely want Komodosious to be rekindised as a REAL nation! I would like for you to get your magic users to malmitulate people into seeing Komodoious as a real nation! After that, like Dai, I'm not gonna stick around with you demon likers after that. I only do bad things in the name of Komodosious and nothing else more serious then that."
  • Junjie: "........ OH, FINE!? BUT YOUR PEOPLE MUST SUPPLY WEAPONS TO THE LEAGE!?"
  • Fing: "Only as long you don't make us worship demons over it, fine!"
  • Junjie: "WE'RE NOT A GOD DAMN CULT!? WE'RE-...... OH, FORGET IT!? Can we start over and get to the part where we ACTSELLY TALK ABOUT MY PLAN!?"
  • Fing: "But we're still remembering our deals, right?"
  • Junjie: "...... YES, we are! I meant start over as if we already established the deals PRIOR, to the talking of the plan!? OK!?"
  • Dai Song: "Ok, ok! Now calm down before you pop a vein and get your fox blood over us!"
  • Junjie was doing breathing exsirsizes.
  • Junjie: "Ok, ok! I'm cool, calm, and collected. Now that we gotten a few minor things out of the way, can we PLEASE, PLEASE, talk about my actual plan?"
  • Dai Song: "Ok, NOW you can talk about your plan."
  • Fing: "Yeah, sorry for slowing down bro, I just thought we needed to establish something with us not interested to help demons and-"
  • Junjie: "Ok ok ok! We established you have no wish to side with Malefor! That's fine! You don't have to after we complete this! I just need your help, for this one, tiny, thing, and we can stay as far away of eachother to our heart's content! NOW, CAN I, EXPLAIN MY PLAN?!"
  • Junjie looks as if he's having mental relapses!
  • Tai Lung: "Ok, Junjie, calm down. We'll listen to your plan."
  • Junjie was twiching with teeth chattering!
  • Junjie: "O-k-ka-ka-ka-k-ak-ka KAY! It's for the plany plan!"
  • Fing: "Plany plan?"
  • Dai Song: ".... Did he lost his brain?"
  • Tai Lung: "Oh no.... It's one of his mental relapses."
  • Fing: ".... The guy has mental relapses?"
  • Tai Lung: "Well, you see, he was recovering from an obcession on trying to become the undisbuted leader of the lougers by usurping Spongebob, and Spyro as a tecnecally by Tman, to be on top of Shifu, and that's about it.... Not only was it rediculiously one-dimentional, and, ill-logical since the Lougers will NEVER actselly obey Junjie in a realistic standpoint, but it servely damaged his mentality. It gotten bad to the point that we were forced to send him to a group to get that healed away. And, I think the stress of you guys asking for conditions of not being included into the leage and other personal things, drove him nuts cause.... He kinda wasn't expecting that... He has, surprisingly poor future hindsight. Now, he's gonna relapse into wanting usurp the louge leadership again through this plan formerly about just getting Peng on our side."
  • Fing: "Are you sure that's actselly gonna hap-"
  • Junjie: MUST... TAKE CONTROL... OF THE SHELL LODGE!!! MUST... FIND WAY TO... CONTROL THEM!... (Calms down for a bit)... Alright, guys, I'm adding a new phase to my plan. We're bringing Dr. Blowhole in this and create a mind-control serum for us to use. All we have to do is inject the serum into Peng, who will then inject it into the Lodgers when fighting, and Bob's your uncle, I am the new leader of the Shell Lodge Squad! (Cackles wildly) THEN I SHALL ATTACK THE VILLAIN LEAGUE FORTRESS HEAD ON AND TORTURE LORD COBRA AND TEACH HIM TO NEVER MISTREAT ME AGAIN!! (Cackles wildly)
  • Dai Song:... Okay, I think I'm better off doing this on my own-
  • Junjie: Uh-uh-uh! A deal's a deal! YOU'LL GET YOUR SILLY BROTHER BACK LIKE YOU'VE ALWAYS WANTED!!! (Cackles wildly)
  • Tai Lung: Great. Now Junjie is a lunatic again. I don't like how this is gonna play out when Cobra finds out. Speaking of which, I wonder how he's doing?

Villain League Fortress

  • Cobra: (Getting a massage) OHHHH, OH YEAH!!! THAT FEELS GOOD!! OHH, RIGHT THERE!!
  • Makunga: (Whispering) How long do we do this for?
  • Galaxhar: (Whispering) Hopefully until Junjie is done with his plan. Let's just hope the lizard and Tai Lung's twat sister don't ask for so much that he goes nutso again. (Cracks Cobra's tail)
  • Cobra: AAAOOOOHHH, OOHH YEAH, FEELS BETTER THAN MA-

DreamWorks China

  • Junjie: THE LOUGERS WILL BE MINE?! (Cackles wildly as thunder claps in the background) Seriously, where does that come from?

Chapter 4: Peng's New Fight Club in Equestria

Equestrian Stadium

  • Lian:... Wow, this is a BIG stadium.
  • Peng: Yeah, even the ones back home aren't as big as this. How do you ponies build these things?... Come to think of it, how do you build without fingers?
  • Applejack: Oh, it ain't that hard to build something as good as you can. This is the same stadium where we held our Equestrian Games last year.
  • Rainbow Dash: This could be a perfect place for you to hold your Kung Fu fight club.
  • Twilight: I agree, there's a lot of space out here.
  • Celestia: 30 meters to be precise.
  • Twilight: Yeah, that.
  • Icky: "Ok, let's get down to the business of kung-fu fight clubbing!"
  • Lian: Does this stadium have training equipment for martial arts?
  • Rainbow Dash: Not that I remember, does it?
  • Celestia: Of course. This stadium is used for the Equestrian Games, so it requires every kind of equipment appropriate for the games, and that includes Kung Fu.
  • Spike: Are you sure the ponies of Equestria can learn good Kung Fu?
  • Rainbow Dash: Well, yeah! I became a black-belt in karate when I was a filly.
  • Icky: How the f*** does a pony learn karate, let alone master it?
  • Sandy: Oh, you'd be surprised. I once knew this horse in Texas who learned spectacular karate. In fact, he was in the same classes with me. He became a black-belt in just one year. And if HE can do it, anyone can do it.
  • Lian: That's right. Anyone can do anything they set their mind and their muscle to it, even when it's physically impossible.
  • Icky: Well, I guess that makes sense.
  • Alex: Alright, let's do this...

(A montage goes on as the fight club is being set up as this song plays)

Bruce Lee - Kung Fu Fighting

Bruce Lee - Kung Fu Fighting

Montage Music

  • The Fight Club is established in all of it's Kung Fu-y glory.
  • Icky: "And the Equestian Fight club is open for business."
  • Lian: "Great. Now, since I learnt that Equestia is mostly a peaceful world, we shouldn't really expect TOO much students here. Espeically that they also have flight and magic."
  • Po: "So I guess students would mostly be earth ponies then."
  • Applejack: "Most likely, but I hardly know alot of Earth Ponies that would like to defend themselves with something other then a good buck in the right place."
  • Peng: "It's ok. We know better then to expect something like this to be popular right away. You know what they say about a city not being made within a day."
  • Rarity: "Yes, but still, it would be nice if Ponies got to know about this place more."
  • The Unicorn Council came in.
  • Shineflare: "You say you need some clientle, correct? Well, I believe I could be, generious enough to supply some, "students", if you will. I could abertise this place as the most greatest place ever, if you could do something the Equestian Guard, embarrisingly failed many times before with 5 recruits that are the most misfited, un-useful ponies ever."
  • Lian: "Ok, bring it on! They can't possability be that bad!"
  • Shineflare laughs gently and smugley.
  • Shineflare: "Get ready to eat thy words, pussy cat."
  • Lian growled.
  • Shineflare: "Presenting, Guard Recruits, Pocket Protecter,"
  • A nerdy Unicorn who's incredability skinny, wearing broken glasses that have rediculiously huge lences and wearing a nerdy shirt ahd has braces.
  • Shineflare: "Lardy Sheild,"
  • A fat earth pony barely able to fit his armor is seen eating donuts and an apple pie.
  • Shineflare: "Wacko Armory,"
  • A Pegicious Pony in a straight-jacket is seen laughing maniacally with a broken helmet.
  • Shineflare: "Chicken Platoonia"
  • Nothing was there.
  • Shineflare uses her horn to bring out a shy and reclusive earth pony mare with guard armor from hiding, as she realises she wasn't hiding anymore and paniced!
  • The Mare: "EEEK?! LET ME GO, LET ME GO?! THEY'RE SO SCARY!?"
  • Shineflare: "And finally, the worse of this useless bunch. The disgrace of a recruit and the biggest underathciver in Equestia. Please give a big booserious boo, for, ugh..... Hopeful Grace."
  • A regular Unicorn male in guard armor came forth.
  • Mr. Krabs: "..... What's wrong with that guy?"
  • Shineflare: "Yes, Hopeful.... Show them what is wrong with you."
  • The Unicorn Male sighed, then turn to his side to show that he had no cutie mark.
  • Celestia: "Shineflare, I thought your fully aware that we no longer discriminate blank flanks!"
  • Shineflare: "I know that! But here's a reason, WHY, he has no cutie mark! He's half something that CAN'T GET ONE?!"
  • Mr. Krabs: "He looks pretty normal to me."
  • Shineflare: "That's because he's wearing armor! HOPEFUL, TAKE OFF THAT UNDESERVING TAINTED ARMOR OF YOUR DISGRACE FATHER NOW?!"
  • Hopeful Grace, the unicorn, sighed sadly, as he take off the armor.
  • Everyone gasped to see that he's not a normal unicorn at all, but he's a Unicorn dragon hybreed, as he has dragon wings.
  • Shineflare: "BEHOLD THE DISGUSTING HORROR OF THE UNHOLY UNION OF PONY AND DRAGON!?"
  • Icky: "Wait, so, Ponies and Dragons CAN fuck each-other. Oh, I know Spike will like this."
  • Shineflare: "NOT, exactly like that. THANK THE ALICORNS IT'S NOT!? His mother was a disgusting abominable exspeariment of Genesis by that twat Dr. Fruit Salad by making "Pony Dragons". He dared claimed it would create a new pony tribe that can protact us from dangers the elements could not! BLASFOMUS!? I would've had Fruit Salad and the Pony Dragons killed if it wasn't for Celestia!"
  • Icky: "Gees, your not even forgiving to hybreeds, huh?"
  • Iago: "Ok, I can guess why the first 4 are here. First guy's a weakling nerd, second guy's just, fat, 3rd girl is just NUTS! and the 4th Girl makes Fluttershy look like Rainbow Dash. But what did the "Dragon Pony" guy do?"
  • Shineflare: "You mean outside of existing?"
  • Po: "Ok now your just being REALLY really mean!"
  • Shineflare: "Well if you MUST know! Cause he's half dragon, he is likely to have a dragon's sinful greed, and DANGERIOUS temper! He attacked a drill sargent feriously for trying to turn cowerdly little Platoonia into a proper soldier! He burned the sargent's tail off! It might never grow back! He's a monster and a disobedient beast!"
  • Twilight: "Just because he made a bad choice that doesn't give you the right to basturdised him like an afront."
  • Shineflare: "He's already an afront BEFORE he attacked the sargent. I am just trying to make you all properly aware of it. They're yours to fail embarrisingly now. Ta-ta."
  • The Unicorn Council turns and leaves.
  • Ttio: "OH YEAH!? YOU GUYS DON'T SCARE ME, I'LL BEAT YOU ALL STRAIGHT INTO HELL WITH MY TAIL CHEWED OFF!? COME ON COME ON COME ON?! (Walks off smug) Yeah those creeps will think twice before messing with us man, (laughs and high-paws with Frances)."
  • Icky: "Leave it to the Unicorn Council to still be a headache even when we beat them fair and square! Now our first guys are a nerd, a fatass, a loony, Fluttershy 2.0, and someone who assulted a drill sargent for doing his job!"
  • Shifu: "Obviously this is an attempt to discredit the fighting club's ability to train ponies to defend themselves by giving us the most difficult students ever."
  • Po: "Well we can so easily prove that bitch in the office wrong! We can so show these guys kung fu! Remember Lu Kang and how everyone thought he was impossable to train?"
  • Shifu: "Alchorse. Your saying that if we just get them to believe in themselves, they can become accomplish masters?"
  • Twilight: "Great Idea, Po. It would do good to introduse ourselves to them."
  • Twilight walked up to the misfit group of Gaurd recruits.
  • Twilight: "Hello there, I'm-"
  • Pocket Protecter gasps!
  • Pocket Protecter: "IT'S A PRINCESS?! QUICK, EVERYONE, SALUTE IN RESPECTHHH!?"
  • Pocket, A suddenly realising Lardy, A finitgy Platoonia, and Hopeful saluted!
  • Wacko was too busy laughing to even notice.
  • Twilight: "..... Wow, they are guard recruits alright. At ease guys, I was just trying to introduse myself."
  • Hopeful: "We already know about you, your majusty. Your the princess of Friendship, Twilight Sparkle."
  • Twilight: "Well, your not offitcally guards yet, so, you don't have to act like guards."
  • Pocket Protecter: "Oh, more like never. We're the most useless guards ever. Wacko didn't even salued."
  • Hopeful: "Well, I'm sure you heard that mean pony Shineflare introduse our names so, introducteries from us are un-nessersary."
  • Twilight: "That's ok, but let me introduse you to most of everyone else."

Later...

  • Twilight:... And that's about everybody.
  • Shifu: Well, people, if you wanna learn how to be good soldiers, you need the skills to make it possible. Perhaps Kung Fu can be the perfect answer.
  • Pocket: "Wait. Is that anamonly possable for us in the equine order to preform martical arts? Or, any qoudiped for that matter? Biologically speaking, performing any martical arts requires hands and feet to work in co-ordinated-"
  • Bill: "Easy there sport, before you go Wain the Gecko on us, hear us out."
  • Po: "All you have to do is believe in yourself, and anything is possable."
  • Hopeful: "Nice thought, but I don't think if even a nerd, a gluttonious pony, a pony of questionable mentality, a pony incredability shy of everything, and an outcast like me can't learn from the finest intructers of the Pony Guard, not even some of the finest heroes of the universe can help us."
  • Icky: "Don't let jerkos like Shine-fart and the doubters you dealt with put ya down. Anyone can be greater then they look if they can over-come it."
  • Platoonia: How?
  • Pinkie: You just do it, silly!
  • Rainbow Dash: Yeah. It's not that hard to do.
  • Hopeful: Easy for you to say, you're reputation goes pretty far. You're so brave, it's pretty hard for us to agree with you.
  • Rainbow Dash: (Sighs) Really? Is THAT what you have to say?
  • Iago: No wonder these guys are here, they're just incompetent.
  • Spyro: Iago! Don't be rude!
  • Shifu: None of that matters. We shall show them what it takes to be perfect even if it kills us.
  • Peng: Well, let's get started.

Later...

  • Lian: (With Platoonia in the ring) Alright, since you're pretty shy, I'll go really easy on you. I'll just do the moves slowly and see what you'd do.
  • Platoonia: (Gulps) I don't see how that makes me feel any better.
  • Lian: It's okay. Just relax. Now let's get started. Are you ready?
  • Platoonia: I don't know.
  • Lian: Well, I guess we'll do it anyway. (Slowly does Kung Fu move, but Platoonia screams and runs off)
  • Platoonia: I'M CLAUSTROPHOBIC!!
  • Lian: (Taken back by that)... Why did you even join the Royal Guard, anyway?
  • Platoonia: Because I wanted to feel brave for the first time. But I just can't do it.
  • Lian: Yes you can! You just do it. No matter what weight, height or might, all members fight. So let's continue with this- (Platoonia runs off)... (Sighs)

Later...

  • Peng: (With Wacko) How much do you know about fighting?
  • Wacko: Well, I hit a guy with a rock once. Does that count as a good skill?
  • Peng:... Not really, but I was thinking more among the lines of martial arts.
  • Wacko: Well, I haven't actually painted marshlands before, nor can I paint anything.
  • Peng: (Confused by that)...I mean fighting skills!
  • Wacko: Oh, well, I don't know anything except for this one time where I threw a rock at someone.
  • Peng: You said that.
  • Wacko: Oh, right.
  • Peng: Do you know anything about other martial arts like karate or ninjitsu?
  • Wacko: I don't know a single thing.
  • Peng: Wow, then how did you even become a member of the Royal Guard?
  • Wacko: I don't know, dumb luck, I guess.
  • Peng:... (Sighs) Can you fight at ALL?!?
  • Wacko: Well, yeah, I can throw a rock at someone.
  • Peng: You said that twice!
  • Wacko: Oh, yeah, of course. So, uh, where are the rocks?
  • Peng: (Sighs)

Later, again...

  • Shifu: (With Hopeful) How much do you know about fighting?
  • Hopeful: Oh, just a little. I may have the strength of a dragon, but I am still working on even getting little bit of formal training. I am able to get through obstacle courses, but I don't even know how to use a spear.
  • Shifu: "Then you must learn to take your inhered Dragon abilities to a full advantage."
  • Hopeful: "I tried that once to defend Platoonia from that abusive sargent, and, well, look where it got me. It got an abusive councilpony on my back and on my case for being, and I qoute: "a hidious abomination". Just, what gives that unreasonable bitch the right to treat me so poorly like that? Doesn't she have a heart, or know how to love?"
  • Shifu:... Well, she doesn't have a good past, actually. She was once a slave for some griffins, and she believes that races aren't very redeemable for the qualities that make them 'unworthy' of being trusted. We all feel the same way about discrimination.
  • Hopeful: She seriously thinks that just because dragons and griffins have had a bad habit of being aggressive and greedy, that they deserve to be treated the exact same way? Why would people let her get away with stuff like that?
  • Shifu: Because she's right for one thing, ponies shouldn't suffer. But the problem is that she thinks that non-ponies should suffer what she suffered and making them see how they liked it. That just gives dragons and griffins better reason to treat ponies badly. Why else do you think dragons are hostile to ponies? You know, outside of just being terratorial for some.
  • Hopeful: "..... I see what you mean. I never thought of her like that. Well, surely if she realises that making people suffer like she did is not gonna work in the way she hopes, she'll stop."
  • Shifu: "Such a thing, while ideal, won't nessersarly work. Shineflare would in throey learn to let go of the past, but it may not be in this day, week, month, and it's certainly doubtful it'll be this year."
  • Hopeful: "I see...... Is it possable to at least show her that I'm not the abomination she thinks I am?"
  • Shifu: "It had to be an incrediable feat to make her over-look your linage."
  • Hopeful: ".... Well.... I hope becoming the first pony, well, dragon pony, to learn become a guard and kung fu master."
  • Shifu: "It might not nessersarly stop her disrespect, but she will, begrudingly acknowlage your popularity, so there's always that."
  • Hopeful: Well... That does make a lick of sense.
  • Shifu: Now, let's begin with our session. If you know a bit about fighting, let's see how much you know. (Does a Kung Fu stance)
  • Hopeful: Uh... You're gonna go easy on me, right?
  • Shifu: Of course. You'd have to be a complete jerk to go full-force on anyone who fights like an idiot.
  • Hopeful:... Okay. (Shifu jump-kicks Hopeful, and he stands up and blocks him, and the two get on the ground with Hopeful covering his weak spots when Shifu makes it there)
  • Shifu: Not a bad move. At least you know how to block attacks. Can you actually do an attack?
  • Hopeful: Yeah, but I think they're pretty weak.
  • Shifu: Let me see your punch then. (Hopeful attacks Shifu, and it's actually quick enough to hit him, sending him straight into the obstacle course where his confused and off-guard focus causes him to go through the same stuff that Po does when stuck in the obstacle course, and the camera is on Hopeful and Po as they watch Shifu) Whoa, whoa, whoa--OOOHHH!!! (The pain goes on until it stops in 10 seconds as Shifu crawls out weak and confused)...You call THAT weak?
  • Po: (Scoffs)
  • Hopeful: Hey, I never actually tried it on someone, so I had no idea it was that powerful.
  • Shifu: Well...at least there's a good quality for you to be trained with.
  • Hopeful: Gee, thanks, Master Shifu.
  • Tigress: You okay, Master?
  • Shifu: Yes, nothing that serious occurred..... Does this feel, oddly familier to anyone?
  • Po: "You could say that...."

Later.

  • Pocket Protecter was struggling with a simple spear.
  • Viper: "Goodness. Even the lightest spear we have is too much?"
  • Pocket: "I can't help it. I was born from a long, dissapointing line of fragle and meek Unicorns. Our compinsation was our genius minds."
  • Viper: "Well, there's nothing wrong with having a brain and the ability to think things through, but there will be problems that can't be reasoned with logic. Some threats only understand force. And you need to balence yourself with force."
  • Pocket: "Why did you think I became a guard? I was hoping they can beef me up so I can show some old bullies a lesson!"
  • Viper: "Well, being a guard AND knowing Kung Fu has to be above seeking revenge and misguided self-justice. There's those that relie on you to protect them from harm. Ergo, your name's "Pocket Protecter"."
  • Pocket: "(Finally drops the spear) Well, to tell you the truth, I'm also doing this to honor the family name in my mother's side. My mother is a retired grand commander due to being perimentally drained of magic by magi parasites from illness wraiths. Sadly, my brother and 3 sisters already got their own lives to live, so, I had to be the one who honors a legacy. Why does it always have to be me?"
  • Viper: Oh, that's pretty bad.
  • Icky: Seriously, this guy can't even lift a spear because of his skinny body! FOR GOD'S SAKE, DUDE, EAT A BURGER!! (Viper smacks him through a wooden piece of equipment, getting his head stuck) AAAAA-HA-HAH!! AS MUCH AS I HATE BEING CRUSHED BY SOMETHING, I HATE BEING STUCK IN SOMETHING JUST AS MUCH!!!
  • Viper: Icky, I told you to be nice to the recruits here.
  • Icky: (Sighs) PLEASE don't remind me. First you get me stuck in a tree because of a joke about your relationship with Sir Hiss, and NOW you get me in the same situation just because I was giving this poor guy some healthy advice so he doesn't suffer from anorexia!
  • Viper: (Looks angrily at him)
  • Icky: Okay, I'm sorry! Are you happy now?
  • Viper: Say it like you mean it, feathers! AND say it to Pocket!
  • Icky: HOW CAN I SAY IT LIKE I MEAN IT WHEN MY HEAD IS STUCK IN A F****** STAND?!?
  • Pocket: (Looks sad, making Icky feel guilty)
  • Icky:... Okay, I'm sorry, man! PLEASE don't torture me with those crocodile tears. I had no idea you were sensitive about your body. What I said wasn't meant to be an insult, alright? Geez, the nerve of some people! (Viper smacks part of the stand) AAAAA-HA-HAH!!! NOT SO CLOSE NEXT TIME!! (Viper does it again, and a part of the stand is stuck on Icky's neck) Now look what you've done! How're you gonna fix this?
  • Pocket: Allow me. (Uses physics and an abacus to calculate things about the wood stuck on Icky's neck)... Hmm, it would seem that removing this thing would require some thinking.
  • Viper: I'll take care of it, Pocket, you don't have to-
  • Pocket: Ssh, ssh, ssh, ssh! I insist! Using some Kung Fu could end up hurting his throat, or worse. It would appear that this require constant medical care. Let's see... (Takes out some science tools)... If I can calculate the exact length and width, and...
  • Crane: (He comes along, and as he talks with Viper, Pocket is constantly saying 'blah blah blah') How's Pocket going?
  • Viper: Apparently, he's trying to remove a piece of wood from Icky's neck.
  • Crane: (Sighs) Again?
  • Viper: Yeah. Pocket's really indulging himself with this, not that I admire his knowledge of math and science.
  • Pocket:... And when I subtract the length with the length from the neck area... (Uses a file to cut open the wood, and get it off of Icky's neck) Presto, he's free!
  • Icky:... You guys heard him saying 'blah blah blah', right? Not meaning to be forth-wall worthy like Pinkie Pie, but-
  • Pocket: "At least my strengh comes from being a genius..... But it's not gonna do great in being a guard, a position meant for strong bodies."
  • Crane: Have you considered eating more?
  • Pocket: Yeah, but my parents haven't bought big stuff like fattening foods. That's one of the reasons why we're so skinny. It also comes from being a vegetarian.
  • Icky:... So you've never had junk food before?
  • Pocket: Not a bite!
  • Icky: Wow, why didn't you become a fitness trainer? You put those who want to lose weight to shame with that habit.
  • Viper: Icky, you should really be careful with what you say.
  • Icky: Well, he does!
  • Pocket: "Tecnecally, I'm still not in a healthy condition. Ponies need to have the right amount of waight to be considered healthy. Not too think, and not to thin.... Unless your a female super model."
  • Crane: Well, I may not know much about biology, but I do know that even with little muscles, you can master good Kung Fu. All you have to do is build them up so you can lift something like a spear. So are you willing to give the spear another shot?
  • Pocket: Well... I guess so.
  • Crane: Okay. (Hands Pocket the spear, but when he lets go, Pocket falls to the ground)... (Sighs) This is gonna take some time.

Later, again...

  • Po: (He is with Shield)... How much do you know about fighting?
  • Shield: Well, not much. I can't remember my last martial arts lesson since I quit.
  • Po: You quit doing martial arts? Why?
  • Shield: I don't know. It was pretty rigorous, I suppose.
  • Po: Dude, martial arts are amazing! I mean, if you think martial arts training is so stressful, then why are you here?
  • Shield: I don't know, because I'm a recruit in the royal guard?
  • Po:... I guess the 'rigorous' thing is why you're not maintaining your weight.
  • Shield: Says the panda who eats when he's upset!
  • Panda: Now wait a minute, that's a little uncalled for!
  • Shield: Well, it's true.
  • Po: Okay, I'm different from you because I at least exercise. I go through training a lot, and maintain a proper weight. Sure I eat a lot, but I also fight a lot. I eat 24-7, I fight 24-7. So there's no problem with that for me. Maybe you should feel the same way, and stop thinking about eating for once.
  • Shield: (Burps, and Po is disgusted by the smell) Excuse me. (Eats a chocolate bar)
  • Po: (Sighs) Are you at least going to show me how much you learned before you quit the classes?
  • Shield: Well, I guess so.
  • Po: Okay, here we go! (Walks up to him, and then punches him in the chest, and Shield bounces like the dummy and hits him, getting him stuck in the obstacle course and going through the same pain Shifu did earlier)
  • Shield:... (Po crawls out of the obstacle course)... I'm so sorry. Are you okay?
  • Po:... Wow!... You're even more of an opponent than the dummy back in the Jade Palace.
  • Shield: (Chuckles) And I didn't even have to make a move.
  • Po: Yeah... (Faints in exhaust)

Later, again...

  • Celestia: I'd say this training program is going well.
  • Shifu: I couldn't agree more. I found out that Hopeful's dragon prowess could prove to be useful in training him.
  • Po: Shield was a killer! He packs a punch just as strong as that of the dummy back at the Jade Palace.
  • Lian: Platoonia isn't doing very well, I'm afraid. She won't even give herself into touching the training dummies without having to run away.
  • Peng: Wacko was a tough one, too. She's too difficult to talk with.
  • Crane: Pocket has the potential to become a Kung Fu master, and I gave him the option of having to build up his small muscles by trying to lift heavy objects as slowly as possible.
  • Twilight: Well, at least it's good to know that some of the recruits here are going rather well. Wacko, Platoonia and Sheild obvious need to be lead in the right direction.
  • Pinkie: Yeah! I say this calls for a party!
  • Rainbow Dash: I think it's best if we save the party for later, Pinkie!
  • Pinkie: Ohh... Okay.
  • Mantis: "Well, why don't we train sheild like how Po was trained? The big horse OBVIOUSLY likes food, so it might motivate him to move his gut more."
  • Po: "That could work. And maybe Platoonia needs to learn some self-assertiveness and toughness like Fluttershy did once when she saw Iron Will.... Only we have to make sure Platoonia doesn't over-done it LIKE Fluttershy."
  • Fluttershy blushed.
  • Fluttershy: "I was relitively new to standing up for myself at the time."
  • Icky: "But what about the crazy pony? How does one get someone loopy like her to acknowage martical arts?"
  • Peng: "That would diificult considering talking to her is like talking to an easily confused child."
  • Patrick: ".... Oh, OH! I know! If Wacko's like a child, maybe you can award her with nice things to do that kung foo stuff!"
  • Squidward: "It's Kung "Fu" Patrick, and..... Actselly, that's actselly a realitively decent idea you have.... For once in a lifetime."
  • Patrick: What idea?
  • Shifu: (Sighs) Well, I guess we've got some good tips on how to lecture these ponies so they can make good in their Royal Guard business.
  • Lian: Well, if Fluttershy has a little experience in assertion, then I guess she could help me build up bravery in Platoonia.
  • Fluttershy: Me?
  • Celestia: That would be a wise idea. If she has the courage to try and reform Discord, and learn from mistakes with courage, then I'm sure she can work things out with Platoonia.
  • Fluttershy: I don't know.
  • Lian: Fluttershy, please? Platoonia is never going to learn proper assertion without proper guidance.
  • Fluttershy:... Okay, I can try.

Later...

  • Lian: Platoonia, I brought Fluttershy here to show you how to be assertive.
  • Platoonia: Assertive?
  • Fluttershy: Yes, you might need it if you wanna learn how to fight.
  • Platoonia: You don't seem to sound like the assertive type.
  • Fluttershy: Oh, but I am. I did briefly take assertive lessons from Iron Will a few years ago.
  • Platoonia: HIM?!? My mother took assertion classes from him years ago, too. But I was too scared to take classes with her out of fear of making myself look terrible.
  • Fluttershy: Oh, I know how that feels. Iron Will was generous enough to allow my assertion lessons to be free if I wasn't satisfied. I briefly snapped at my friends after assertion got the best of me.
  • Platoonia: Goodness, that's just horrible!
  • Fluttershy: It is, but don't worry, I'm over it. But I think you can learn assertion the same way I did.
  • Lian: Exactly. You do that, and being scared won't be a problem for you anymore. You'll have the impulse to learn Kung Fu and become a good member of the Royal Guard.
  • Platoonia:... Really?
  • Lian: Yes.
  • Platoonia:... Okay, I guess I could give it a try.
  • Fluttershy: Alright. Let's get started...

Later, again...

  • Peng: Wacko, what do you like more than anything?
  • Wacko: "Well, I always enjoy-ed to be with my folks and sister in Frizzy Burgers, a small, family own starting chain-restuarent. I may be loopy and silly, but if there's one thing I take seriously, is being with my family. I became a guard to protact them from mean punk centaurs that rotinely harrass customers and my sister cause they like to! I hope by being a guard, they'll be a-fred of me because I would be Mss The Law."
  • Peng: "I see. You became a guard to discourage hooligans from distruping your family's business. That's surprisingly noble, but, why didn't you reference it before?"
  • Wacko: "You just didn't ask the right questions, silly."
  • Peng: (Sighs) Well, what do you say... We go out to Frizzy Burgers if you listen and participate in this training exercise?
  • Wacko: REALLY?!?
  • Peng:... Yeah.
  • Wacko: Well, of course I would like that! What do we have to do?!?
  • Peng: It's just a Kung Fu training exercise. We'll start with a few- (Suddenly, Wacko manages to beat up Peng with amateur fighting moves, and Peng is accidentally knocked into the obstacle course where he gets stuck in the obstacles)
  • Po: (He and Shifu are taken back by this as Peng's screams of pain are heard)... Wow, that was unexpected!
  • Shifu: Indeed. Perhaps Wacko really will be easy to train after all.
  • Wacko: WHO'S NEXT, HUH?!? I WANT ME SOME BURGERS!!!
  • Po:...I guess I could--(He is suddenly punched in the face by Wacko, and the two begin fighting as Wacko is able to overwhelm him to the point where Po is knocked into the obstacle course with Peng)
  • Peng: I HOPE...THIS WON'T...BE A...RUNNING GAG--(Gets hit in the crotch) DAAAOOOWWWIIEE!!!
  • Po: (Knocks into Peng as the two come out and fall into a puddle of mud)...
  • Wacko: How did I do?
  • Peng:...That was...amazing! Where'd you learn that stuff?
  • Wacko: I don't know, I guess it was just a reflex.
  • Po: YOU CALL THAT A REFLEX?!? THAT WAS SOME SERIOUS FIGHTING!!! WHEN YOU FIGHT FOR SOMETHING, YOU FIGHT LIKE YOU MEAN IT!!!
  • Wacko: DOES THAT MEAN WE CAN GO TO FRIZZY BURGERS?!?
  • Peng:...Yeah, I guess so. TWILIGHT?
  • Twilight: We'll be back. I'm getting a little hungry, too.
  • Rainbow Dash: Me, too. All that exercising made my blood sugar drop.
  • Rarity: I wouldn't mind for something to eat either.
  • Spike: I'll go, too.
  • Twilight:...Is that everyone? (Everyone nods 'yes')...Okay, see you soon. (They teleport away)
  • Po:...MAN, can that pony fight!
  • Private: I wonder how Platoonia is doing.

Meanwhile...

  • Platoonia: (With a training dummy) Treat me like a pushover, and you'll get the once over! (Tries bucking the dummy, only for the kick to be weak)...
  • Lian: Whoa, that didn't work.
  • Fluttershy: Try it again, with feeling!
  • Platoonia: I can't!
  • Fluttershy: Yes, you can! Like this, (With highest tone) TREAT ME LIKE A PUSHOVER, AND YOU'LL GET THE ONCE OVER! (Kicks the dummy with a moderately hard blow)...See?
  • Platoonia:... Treat me like a--
  • Fluttershy: Harder!
  • Platoonia:... Treat me like a--
  • Fluttershy: As hard as you can!
  • Platoonia: (Gasps deeply)... Treat me like a pushover, and you'll get the once over! (Kicks the dummy lightly again)
  • Fluttershy: Oh, dear! (Face-hooves herself)
  • Platoonia: Too hard?
  • Lian: (Scoffs quietly) Maybe we should take a break, Fluttershy. I think Platoonia might need one.
  • Fluttershy: Yeah, you're probably right. It took me a while to get this whole 'assertion' thing in my head, and it looks as if it would take longer for her.
  • Platoonia: "I'm sorry I was disappointing, Fluttershy."
  • Fluttershy: "Your not disappointing. Your just a work in progress."
  • Lian: Yes. Nobody starts out perfect, you know. Now let's go check up on Pocket.

Meanwhile...

  • Pocket: (Tries holding the spear, but is still not working) URRRGGHH!! IT'S JUST TOO HEAVY!!
  • Crane: Just try! You can do it!
  • Pocket: URRRGGGHHH!! URRRRR... (Lifts it up perfectly) RAAAAAHHHH!!!
  • Viper: Nice work.
  • Pocket: I think my legs are starting to feel numb.
  • Crane: That's just your muscles getting used to the weight you've never worked with for years.
  • Pocket: THAT'S how it feels?
  • Crane: Well, yeah, when I was training in Kung Fu, I needed to build up my legs so I could hold heavy objects without them breaking. Crane legs are very fragile and can't hold a lot of weight without proper training.
  • Tigress: Yeah, he constantly has to break Po's fall when we jump off a cliff until he learns how to break it himself. Believe me, even I have a hard time lifting him.
  • Crane: And trust us, training in Kung Fu requires that something similar has to be done. And that means you might need to lift heavier objects.
  • Pocket: And you're positive that that won't shatter my bones?
  • Crane: If you were a crane like me, yes. And I had to take safety precautions when doing these types of exercises. As for you, your bones are much thicker, so they won't break that easily. But still, you need to know that thinner bodies means total safety when building them up. And I guess to start off, you'll need to lift that spear like it was a weight.
  • Pocket: Really?
  • Crane: If it was heavy for you, then yes.
  • Pocket: If you say so. (Lifts the spear like weights)
  • Crane: There you go. You do that, and you'll be ready for Kung Fu training in no time.
  • Pocket: Well, I guess the odds of me surviving something like this are 1/3. But I guess if a crane can do it, I can do it.
  • Lian: How's Pocket doing?
  • Crane: Well, he was at the very least able to lift the spear. And now his muscles are likely building up to the pressure of lifting it.
  • Icky: Still, how could a family like his grow to be so skinny? I mean, I've heard of anorexia, but he's lucky not to have suffered it, and hopefully he never will after this.
  • Viper: Icky, can you PLEASE watch what you say? Just this once?
  • Icky: I can't help that I'm a chatterbox! I'm more of a chatterbox than Deadpool!
  • Viper: Or Po.
  • Applejack: Or Pinkie.
  • Icky: Yeah, I get it.
  • Pocket: Crane, how long do I keep this up?
  • Crane: Just as much as you can. Not on impulse though, but just until your bones tell you that you need rest.
  • Pocket: Okay.
  • Lian: Platoonia is still a work in progress, but I'm sure she'll work out the bugs.
  • Peng: And Wacko is a real monster when it comes to fighting for something.
  • Po: Yeah! She gave us a real hard time with her fighting. I still have a pain in my left shoulder after that whole thing. (Pushes on it, and it cracks) AAHH!...Whew!
  • Icky: Say, where is Wacko?
  • Peng: She's getting some take out with Twilight, Spike, and Rarity. They'll be back soon.

Frizzy Burgers

  • Twilight: (She is seen eating sloppily like in Twilight Time as Rarity and Spike look at her disturbingly, and Wacko just chuckled at it)
  • Rarity: Oh, dear! Is that how you usually eat? That doesn't seem very, Princessy.
  • Twilight: "Well, I DID used to be a normal pony, so obviously I still eat like a normal pony."
  • Rarity: "Twilight dear, remind me later to teach you proper royalty eating edikit so you won't end up embarrising yourself in front of the Princesses and royal visiting rulers in royal dinners."
  • Twilight: "Uh...... Something like that, kinda already happened..... Late last year...."

Flashback.

  • On a fancy royal dinner, Twilight was sitting with Celestia, Luna, and many of the rulers of pony and mythic beast nations.
  • Celestia: "Twilight, you have a speical honor to eat with the many rulers of pony and mythic beast nations. Such an honor is sought after by many regels."
  • Twilight: "It's nice to see Dragkis and the other leaders of the mythic beast community here. I hope to make a decent impression with all of them."
  • Chef Ponies entered the room with food for the royalty.
  • Chef A-La Cupcake arrived with a speical golden dish sealed with a dish hider.
  • Chef A-La Cupcake: "Bonjour, Princess Twilight. As your first time eating with the same dignitaries that have ever tasted the finest of le food I provided, may I humblely present, what I have been told by Celestia to be your faverite child-hood treat...."
  • Chef A-La Cupcake places down the dish and opens it to reveil, an over-sytileised Gingerbread House in shape of Canterlot Castle.
  • Chef A-La Cupcake: "A Gingerbread abode. Like how your grandmother made them. But alchourse, I desided to be more clever then just make an actual house. I poundered for weeks on how to make the Gingerbread abode worthy of a princess, so I spent alot of time thinking about in my study-"
  • Chef A-La Cupcake started to say blah-blah-blah in Twilight's ears as Twilight looks with mouth agape.
  • Twilight: "Gg-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g--g-g-..... G-g-g-g-g-g-g--g..... Gingerbread Canterlot Castle? In alure to my Grandmother's resipe?"
  • Chef A-La Cupcake: "-And low and le behold, I have take pain stacken weeks to properly perfect on what is my masterpiece, I call it, Gingerlot! Oh wait until I explain on what I added to the project Princess Sparkle, I-"
  • Twilight was nosingly and violently eating apart "Gingerlot" like an animal! It surprised and kinda disgust the visiting dignitaries.
  • Minotaur King, Chulk Cogan: "Brother, that's messed up."
  • Dragkis: "Goodness. She really likes Gingerbread houses."
  • Griffin Ambassitor: "Oh, I say!"
  • Troll Ambassitor: ".... And people say Trolls are gross."
  • Sprite Queen: "My goodness! I never seen someone so fond of sweets!"
  • Queen Abigal: "For goodness sake Celestia, control your protosai!"
  • Celestia: Twilight! (Twilight stops to see everyone looking at her weird as she chuckles nervously)
  • Twilight: I apologize. (Wipes her mouth off with a napkin) I'm still learning proper table manners since I'm still new in this princess business.
  • Celestia: We are so sorry, everyone.
  • Queen Abigail: It's quite alright. I've seen royalty eat like that before on rare occasions.
  • Celestia/Twilight: Whew!

Present

  • Twilight: So me and Celestia had a little chat about the whole thing later on.
  • Spike: Trust me, Rarity, she usually eats like this when she's pretty hungry. Just ask your sister.
  • Wacko: (Chuckles) A princess that eats like an animal! (Guffaws)
  • Rarity: I say, Wacko, that's not a very nice thing to say.
  • Wacko: (Guffaws) I love burgers! (Eats in the same manner as Twilight)
  • Rarity:... Excuse me for a moment...
  • Spike: (As Rarity leaves with her salad)... Twilight, you should really consider Rarity's offer to help you on correcting your table manners.
  • Twilight: I know, Spike, I know.
  • Wacko: (Burps loudly, getting the attention of the entire restaurant)... (Scoffs) Burps sound like monster pigs. (Chuckles)
  • Spike: ".... And your family owns this place?"
  • Wacko: "Yes they do... At least, until the mean Centaur Punks come in again and-"
  • Three Guy Centaurs in leather jackets barged in the restuarent!
  • Punk Leader: "ALRIGHT, ALL YOU NO ARMS OUT OF HERE AT ONCE!? THE BOYZ GANG IS HERE AGAIN!?"
  • The Maniger came in!
  • Manitger: "Can it not be today, Boyz Gang? My niece Wacko is here with speical friends, so for once, could you not-"
  • The Beefy Centaur Punk grabbed the Manitger!
  • Beefy Centaur: "Yo boss.... Want me to make REAL burgers out of this jokeass?!"
  • Leader Punk Centaur: "Let me think..... HELL YEAH! IT'LL SHOW HIM WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU SAY NO TO THE BOYZ GANG?!"
  • Wacko: "(GASP)?! UNCLE CRACKO ARMORY!?"
  • Manitger Cracko: "You hooligens won't be doing this anymore! Your doing your usual shenanigans in a bad time! Princess Twilight will-"
  • The Punk Centaurs Laugh hard!
  • Leader Punk Centaur: "Yeah right! Like I'm scared of a mamby pambi second banana to Princess Sun for a butt Celestia!"
  • The Punks laughed!
  • Twilight began to growl angerly as her mane begins to smoke.
  • Spike: ".... Oh no.... Not again."
  • Wacko: "Not what again?"
  • Leader Punk Centaur: "If there's one thing I can say about little pony princesses, is that they're the gayest, lamest, stupidist, and most worthless form of ponies ever conshived! In fact, Celestia is so stupid, SHE BANISHED HER OWN SISTER TO THE MOON FOR HAVING A BAD TEMPER TANTRUM!? She's so ugly, IT WAS NOT THE ELEMENTS THAT TURNED DISCORD TO STONE!? IT WAS HER GORGON FACE!? Celestia's so weak, SHE LOST TO A SECOND GRADE EVIL CHANGELING QUEEN?! Celestia's so stupid, she won against Sombra, BUT STILL LOST THE CHRISTAIL EMPIRE?! FOR YEARS?! And don't get me started on how bad she lost to Tirek.... No, worse yet.... TO A THORNY VINE!?"
  • The Punk Centaurs laugh as Twilight is seen starting to have a mane looking as if it's about to ignite.
  • Spike: ".... Wacko.... We may want to.... Take cover."
  • Wacko: "Why?"
  • Spike: Just go, she's about to burst! (They exit the restaurant)
  • Twilight: (Her hair literally sets itself ablaze)
  • Beefy Punk Centaur: I don't like the way she's looking at us, boss.
  • Leader Punk Centaur: Oh, I'm shaking in my horseshoes! Like I'm gonna be scared of an artificial Alicorn like her- (He and the others are immediately magically blasted out of the building) AAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHH!!! (A crash was heard)
  • Pony: MY CARRIAGE!!
  • Twilight: (Part of the room is damaged as Twilight angrily breaths)... I HOPE THAT'S THE LAST WE EVER SEE OF THOSE BIG JERKOFFS!!! NOBODY TALKS ABOUT MY MENTOR LIKE THAT EVER!!!
  • Spike: (Wacko and Cracko were surprised at what had just happened)... She gets that from her cousin.
  • Cracko:... Well, aside from some property damage, I would like to thank you for saving our business, your majesty.
  • Twilight: (Brushes her hair) Oh, the damages are easy to fix, sir. (Magically fixes the damages and resets the scenery)... There we go, good as new.
  • Wacko: Remind me not to piss her off!
  • Cracko: Wacko, not in front of the fillies here!
  • Wacko: "Sorry."

Meanwhile.

  • All that was secretly watched by Junjie and Co.
  • Fing: "Damn...... Those horse-men got owned."
  • Dai Song: "And am I seeing things, or does the purple unicorn that blinded me, have wings now?"
  • Fing: "Oh yeah, I noticed that too! Last time I seen her, she was wingless. When did she became this?"
  • Tai Lung: "It's a long story that is not currently nessersary to say. All you need to know is, Celestia is not incredability picky on who becames an Alicorn.... With exception of Blueblood due to complincated rules."
  • Junjie: "Quiet! Beep beep! We are studing our anemimes!?"
  • Tai Lung: "It's "enemies", Junjie."
  • Junjie: "Right! Chemistres!"
  • Tai Lung: "Enemies!"
  • Junjie: "PEEPEES?!"
  • Tai Lung: "Peepees? NO, ENEMIES?!"
  • Junjie: "ENE-MES!?"
  • Tai Lung: "..... Ya know what, close enough."
  • Junjie: "Now that we'th have'th studied'th our Wacko'th friend, tis time to see'th the rest, starting with the cool'th Dragon Pony.... Th."
  • Junjie used the see-all Christail to show the group with Hopeful.
  • Junjie: "Ohh...... He's got dragon wings...."
  • Fing and Dai Song look at Tai Lung confused at Junjie's oddity.
  • Tai Lung: "It's part of his mental breakdown, he tends to say random nonsense or speak weirdly, alot, during such episodes."
  • Dai Song: He needs serious help.
  • Junjie: SILENCE! Have you got the mind-control serum?
  • Fing: Did we ever! (Takes out a large container full of mind-control serum)
  • Tai Lung:... Are you sure this serum has been tested?
  • Junjie: Of course it has! Blowhole said it himself. The serum guarantees 100% control over the person who administers it, which will be me.
  • Tai Lung: So no flaws at all?
  • Junjie: Nope, none at all.
  • Tai Lung: Okay, then. (Counts '3...2...1...')
  • Junjie: Except for the unstable molecular structure that ensures control over the victim's brain will remain unbalanced and flip-flopped.
  • Dai Song: HAH! So your 'slaves' won't be under your control for long, huh? Some genius that 'Blowhole' guy is.
  • Junjie: He's still fixing that problem, thank you very much. This is still an experimental serum after all. It could take a whole day to work out the duds, but by then, we'll have captured all the Lodgers and we'll be ready to administer this serum. But it's best if the Lodgers remain unaware of the serum's flaw until it is fixed.
  • Tai Lung: Good luck trying to keep it from them, they always figure it out no matter how good we are at hiding it- (Junjie slaps him)
  • Junjie: DON'T BACK-TALK ME, YOU BIG CAT-FACED DOUCHE!! BO-BUOY!! BO-BUOY!!! (Woody laughs)... Pardon me, but this time, it's gonna be different. Because we are going to keep our eyes on the Lodgers at all times. Disable anything that tries to bring them information. Capture and disable anyone who tries to rat on us. If you let a single word get into their heads, I'LL TEAR YOU ALL APART LIKE CINDERELLA'S MICE-MADE GOWN!!! (Chuckles wildly)
  • Tai Lung:... (To Dai Song) You're right, he DOES need serious help.
  • Little does Junjie or the other villains realise, that when Fing placed the serum back into the bag, it was suddenly taken and replaced by normal green goo by the possums from Discord's Dilemma, who were able to escape before any of the villains got wise.
  • The Villains walked away unaware of the trick.
  • Rash and Teddie looked on.
  • Rash: "Booyah. And they didn't suspect a thing."
  • Teddie: "Awesomeness."
  • The two high fived.
  • Mo Tong arrived.
  • Mo Tong: "Well, it's a good thing Fu-Xi and Lady Su desided to allow us to help the lougers against the latest Junjie headache."
  • Fire the dragonfly appeared.
  • Fire: "Good. We done our part."
  • Fire teleports everyone away from the area.

Chapter 5: The Villains Make Their Move and the Lodgers Are Kidnapped

Chrsital Empire Shopping area.

  • Mimi: "I'm telling you guys, a quick break from that exhausting training is what this gal needs. And what luck the christal empire has a shopping area."
  • Tai: "Sure, good for you maybe, Princess Mall-a-lot. But there's nothing here for those not shopping obcessed."
  • Mimi: "Now now, Tai. There's always something you would want from shopping. You just didn't get to see it yet."
  • Agumon: "And besides, your the one who let Mimi picked what we get to do until it's time to train again."
  • Tai: Don't remind me!
  • Mimi: Now let's see what's on sale...

Later...

  • Mimi: (Sees that all clothes is only fit for ponies)... You're kidding, I can barely fit in those clothes.
  • Biyomon: Well, they are meant for ponies after all, Mimi.
  • Mimi: (Sighs) Oh, dear!... Well, is there anything else on the market?
  • Palmon: "Yeah, it kinda felt pointless to come here then. Well, I guess we might as well leave and-" (Komodos appear and knock them out as they plopped to the ground)
  • Komodo #1: Nice work, guys. They're incapacitated. Looks like we've got ourselves some hostages.
  • Komodo #2: DAMN, one of them has one fine a- (Another Komodo slaps him)
  • Komodo #1: Tie them up. And make sure their pets are unable to fend for them. They're NOT to be underestimated, and are to be watched at all times.
  • All Komodos: YES, SIR!

Crystal Stadium

  • Skipper: Status on the students' progress?
  • Fluttershy: Well, Platoonia has been improving a bit. Show them, Platoonia.
  • Platoonia:... Put food on my head, and consider yourself dead! (Kicks the dummy a bit harder)
  • Skipper: (Scoffs) You call that improved?
  • Lian: Skipper, cut her some slack, she can't help being slow on her progress. You should really consider showing respect for people like her.
  • Skipper: Yeah, whatever- (Lian grabs him) AAHH, OKAY, OKAY!!! Sorry I said it! Way to go, Platoonia! Very good.
  • Platoonia: Thank you.
  • Skipper: And what about the anorexic- Uh, I mean, Pocket?
  • Crane: Well, his muscles are starting to build up nicely. He's now able to lift up a spear like a common person. But he's still got skinny legs that require improvement.
  • Skipper: And Wacko?
  • Peng: We already established that she has good fighting skills as long as she fights for something. We just need to make her learn to fight for not just her life, but for honor.
  • Po: Speaking of Wacko, where is she? (Twilight, Rarity, Spike, and Wacko teleport back to the stadium)
  • Twilight: (With her hair messed up) We're back. We- (Burps loudly)... Excuse me.
  • Shifu: (Shocked at the burp)...
  • Rarity: Yeah, we'd rather not get into Twilight's bad eating habits until this training session is finished.
  • Spike: What we can say is that the restaurant was attacked by punk centaurs, and they made the mistake to anger Twilight by insulting Celestia.
  • Celestia: Oh, you mean the Boyz Gang?
  • Rarity: How did you know?
  • Celestia: Oh, they talk about me badly like that all the time. They briefly had a bad scrape with Midnight Fate for it.
  • Twilight: I hope they learned their lesson not to insult the Princess in front of me.
  • Luna: I'll say.
  • Shifu: And where's the Digidestined?
  • Sam: Didn't they go for a shopping trip in the Crystal Empire Shopping Mall?
  • Max: Well, they won't be gone for long since this is a pony-inhabited city, and the clothes wouldn't fit her.... Come to think of it, wouldn't they have been back by now?
  • Icky: "Ok, to save on filler, me and Iago and Fidget will go find them. Come on guys, we're going anime people scearching."
  • Iago grabs Fidget as he and Icky flies off!
  • Crane: "I'll come along to make sure you guys don't end up eating mall food!"
  • Crane flew up.
  • Icky's voice: "Oh relax, they're ponies. The food consists of nothing but vegitarian junk anyways."
  • Luna: ".... Something does not feel right."
  • Mushu: Oh, boy, we all know what happens when something doesn't feel right.
  • Patrick: Did we forget anything?
  • Mushu: No! I mean that there might be evil afoot! I mean, think about it. A Kung Fu fight club meant to train helpless people? Don't you think that would be a huge problem for villains?
  • Lian: He makes a good point. That's why Tong Fo came and threatened our fight club.
  • Peng: That, and he wanted Po dead in my hand.
  • Alex: Aw, crap, it's only a matter of time before a villain arrives and plots against us.
  • Skipper: Well, if I was a smart villain, I would target the Digidestined group and hold them hostage so... Aw, s***, I just jinxed us, didn't I?
  • Squidward: You better not have.
  • Shifu: Don't worry. Crane will make sure they don't get into any trouble.
  • Private: But what if these villains have already got to them?
  • Skipper: Oh, please, the Digidestined have been out for only a few minutes. There's no way the villains can nab them in time-
  • ???: Oh, really? (Komodos suddenly appear with the Digidestined which are still knocked out)...
  • Private: Wait a minute, aren't you Fing Fung Fong's troops?
  • Po: I thought the guy was through with evil.
  • Komodo #1: We were broken out by Junjie and Tai Lung, and we've been sent to-
  • Komodo #2: (Slaps him) DON'T SPOIL THE PLAN, YOU IDIOT!!!
  • Komodo #1: Sorry.
  • Kowalski: I thought Junjie got turned ugly for a month!
  • Komodo #3: What?
  • Komodo #2: That is not our concern! We've got your friends here hostage, and you will do as we say, or it's the morgue for them!
  • Mantis: "Ok, then do it."
  • Komodo 2 looked surprised.
  • Komodo 2: "............ Uh....... But, I thought you would NOT want us to hurt them."
  • Mantis: "Oh we don't. We just wanna see if you clowns would actselly commit to such a act just to force us."
  • Komodo 2: "...... Uh........."
  • Tigress: "..... Your nothing but gutless cowerds are you?"
  • Komodo 2: "NO!? We're just, not accustomed to people, actselly want to hurt our hostages. It's a serious reverse physcoloagy mind-fuck!"
  • Moneky: "Yeah, you see why Fing retired in the first place? You jerks are not capable to do evil like the leage would do, so why did Junjie of all people bothered busting you guys to begin with?"
  • Dai Song appeared!
  • Dai Song: "At least he has someone more unafraid to spill blood!"
  • Po: "DAI SONG?!"
  • Dai Song: "But your in luck. Junjie has something else in mind for you fools. Disappointingly, even for the Panda."
  • Dai Song tosses a knock-out gas bomb that disables the heroes and knocked them out.
  • Dai Song: "Ugh..... Just like when we were serving Bao, I had to save you clowns from looking like idiots."
  • Komodo 1: "We didn't counted on them actselly want to hurt thier friends!"
  • Dai Song: "They obviously didn't! It was a true evilness test to see if your actselly commited to do evil if you were forced by someone obviously more evil then you. And you proven your not at all commited to do evil things like ending your hostages lives if your threats are ignored!"
  • Komodo 3: "Hey, we're bad guys, but we're not monsters!"
  • Dai Song sighed.
  • Dai Song: "Just leave the stupid brats and these clowns to me and handle the birds and the handicapped bat! You do kidnapping right at least!"
  • The Komodos obeyed Dai's orders.

Crystal Empire Mall

  • Crane: (They search the mall for the Digidestined group) TAI?
  • Iago: JOE!
  • Fidget: MIMI!!
  • Icky: GIRL SORA!!
  • Pony #1: (Scoffs) 'Girl' Sora? What the heck does that mean?
  • Icky: We know a male of the same name, so we call her that to identify the two of them from each-other.
  • Pony #2: That is totally queer!
  • Pony 1: "Hush! Harsh Mouth, that was very rude, even for your standerds!"
  • Icky: "It's cool. Not the first time people nitpicked on us for the smallist details."
  • Crane: "So, do you at least know where the Digidesten and their Digimon are?"
  • Pony #1: Oh, you mean those humans and mini monster pets that I saw come through the front door?
  • Crane: You saw them come in?... Did you see them come out?
  • Pony #1: Kinda. We just saw some big lizards drag them out of the mall unconscious.
  • Crane:... Uh-oh!
  • Fidget: Big lizards?
  • Crane: It must be Zhou Dan and the Scourge Empire! They must be trying to target the fight club and make sure it doesn't go forward.
  • Iago: Oh my, God, we've gotta get back to the stadium before they do!
  • Fidget: But what if we're too late?
  • Crane: They likely have little knowledge about navigating the city, so there's no way they can get there before we can.
  • ???: Oh, really? (Komodos point spears and bows and arrows at them)
  • Fidget: (Does his signature scream)
  • Icky: Uh, Crane, don't these guys look like Fing Fung Fong's forces?
  • Crane: But isn't he retired from evil?
  • Komodo #2: We were rescued by some friends who have some plans for you. Now come with us.
  • Komodo #1: Don't defy us, or else you're dead!
  • Icky: "Ok, then I dare ya's to actselly kill us."
  • Komodo 2: "..... OH NO, THE REVERSE PSYCOLOGY MINDFUCK AGAIN?!"
  • Komodo 1: "Be strong man, you know Dai Song warned us it's only to see if we're actselly commit to be evil and murderious!"
  • Komodo 2: "OH LET'S BE HONEST MAN!? WE'RE NOT COMMITED TO BE MURDERORS?!"
  • ???: "Don't worry boys!"
  • Fing Fung Fong walks in!
  • Fing Fung Fong: "Dai warned me you guys don't handle mindfucks well, so she sent me over to do this!"
  • Fing tossed some more knock-ouy gas bombs that disable the 4!
  • Fing Fung Fong: "It never hurts to have a back-up."

Meanwhile.

  • The events were watched by an elk-shaped silluette through magic.
  • A masked Fu-Xi was seen.
  • Fu-Xi: "So now you see what I am warning you about, Former Lich Warlock Lord? Do you see those Komodos and Dai being forced to commit servitude to a clearly psycopathic fox and the jade palace disgrace that is Tai Lung? Surely, you won't let this slide."
  • ???: "....... And believe me.... I will not sit down and let this disgrace continue further. The Purple Dragon was kind enough to save me from death.... Now, I shall return that faver by preventing that disgraceful shoulin monk trying to illogically force himself into leadership of a hero team!"
  • Fu-Xi: "Then sic'im bro."
  • The Figure teleported from the area.
  • Fu-Xi: ".... And another villain bites the dust."

Chapter 6: Peng's Choice and the Return of A Reformed Elk Warlock

The Stadium.

  • The Heroes come through and saw they're surrounded by the Komodos.
  • Fing Fung Fong came to them.
  • Fing Fung Fong: "Wakey wakey, sleepy-heads. We apologies for this serious interuption, but uh, my new master is seriously demanding we do this."
  • Icky: "Fing, what gives bro? I thought you desided to quit being evil after it just got your entire nation and warriors arrested."
  • Celestia saw at Fing's eyes are red!
  • Celestia: "Everyone! Fing has been corrupted into doing this!"
  • Crane: ".... That explains alot actselly. So that means this is the work of the villain leage!"
  • Spyro: "Worse then that! It's another extremeist attempt by our least faverite fox in the universe!"
  • Laughing was heard.
  • Komodos got out of the way as Junjie, accompineed by Tai Lung and Dai Song, came torwords the heroes.
  • Icky: "AW CRAP!?"
  • Max: "Oh no.... Junjie again?"
  • Sam: "Even I had gotten abit tired of him doing permissionless acts of evil for the sake of being taken seriously to the other leagers."
  • Junjie: "RIGHT THAT, LOUGER ENEMIES MY?! PLAN EVIL MY BRILLIENT WORKING IS?!"
  • Lougers and Main 6 stared confused.
  • Applejack: ".... What did he say?"
  • Tai Lung: "..... He's having a mental relapse cause of Dai Song and Fing not wanting to stay in the leage after this and cause I promised Dai Song that Peng and I restore the Lung Guo family."
  • Shifu: "The Lung Guo bandit family?!...... That explains so much actselly."
  • Icky: "Oh no. Does this mean that Junjie relapsed to being back to trying to be the boss of us again?"
  • Tai Lung: "Oh believe me, I'm disappointed in that too, guys. And he worked so hard to be rid of that in that group he went to."
  • Tigress: "Junjie, why don't you get it through that mentally relapsing skull of yours that a villain becoming leader of a hero group is HIGHLY UNREALISTIC!?"
  • Cynder: "Not to mention that no matter what you do to Spongebob and Spyro, we'll never admit loyalty to you."
  • Mr. Krabs: "WE'LL MUTANY ON YOU ON THE SPOT!?"
  • Jinjue: "THAT IT'S YOU THINK SO EASILY NOT ME OBEY QUESTION MARK EXCLAMATION POINT?! HA-HE?! THAT YOU WHAT THINK?! HAVE I FOR A DR. BLOWHOLE FROM POWERFUL MIND CONTROL POTION?!"
  • Pinkie: "He's saying that if we're thinking it's so easy to not obey him, then we're wrong and that he has a serum from Dr. Blowhole that'll force us to listen to him."
  • Skipper: "You understood that?"
  • Pinkie: "Alchourse. I am a certivived exbert in nonsensical speaking."
  • Junjie: "ME BRING SERUM NOW, FONG FING FUNG!?"
  • Fing: "Uh..... Are you telling me to go get the serum now?"
  • Junjie: "IDIOT YOU YES?!" (Fing gets it...)
  • Fing:... Uh, Junjie, does this look like the mind-control serum to you?
  • Junjie: (Snatches it, and while he takes a close look at it, he is too insane to make any difference)... Of COURSE it is! (Guffaws) This stuff will make sure that these fools will obey me! THEN WE'LL TAKE DOWN THAT PIECE OF S*** LORD COBRA, AND BE THE GREATEST HEROES IN THE UUNIVERSES!!! (Cackles wildly)
  • White Rabbit: Yeesh, and I thought the Queen of Hearts was a complete psycho.
  • Cynder: Uh, Junjie? I don't think that's mind-control serum you have there.
  • Junjie: What makes you say that?
  • Sparx: Look at it, genius!
  • Junjie: (Looks at it again, and is once again too insane to make any connection)... What's the difference?... (The Lodgers immediately laughed hard at this) What's so funny?
  • Icky: DON'T YOU KNOW, YOU IDIOT?!? YOU'RE SO INSANE, YOU CAN'T TELL THAT THAT'S JUST A SMALL VIAL OF... Uh... Does anyone know?
  • Viper: (Looks closely at it)... It looks to me that it's filled with green goo.
  • Junjie: GREEN GOO?!? (Cackles wildly) THAT LOOKS NOTHING LIKE GREEN GOO!!
  • Monkey: (Scoffs) Face it, Junjie, you're not drugging anyone into obeying you with that stuff.
  • Junjie: "I'LL PROVE IT TO YOU?!"
  • Junjie grabs Icky by the neck, forcefully opened his mouth, and dumps the entire goop into Icky!
  • Junjie: "Now, my new obedient serve-ant, you now sever, your lord and master, Junj-"
  • Icky spits out the goo at Junjie! Junjie was surprised!
  • Icky: "BLACH!? YUCK!? IT'S LIKE EATING THAT DISGUSTING TELETUBBY SHIT WHEN I WAS IN THE WITNESS PROTACTION PROGRAM WHEN OXANATOR BROKE OUT TO TRY AND GO AFTER ME!?"
  • Junjie: "..... Serum no work-work?"
  • Tai Lung: "I'm sorry sir, I'm afraid we had been punked. Now we're stuck with the Lougers as our hostages and not being able to do anything to them. But at least we captured Spyro and Spongebob, so at least our leage goals can be accomplised."
  • Dai Song grabs Tai Lung by the ear!
  • Dai Song: "You mean HIS leage goals can be accomplised. Reguardless of him being able to turn those misfits into being his slaves or not, our bargin has been satisfived. My revenge on the Panda is complete. I have my brother, (grabs Peng from the tied group) AND my song again! Togather, the Lung Guo can become stronger then ever! Fing, our servitude to the leage is done! We're leaving to turn Equestia into a NEW Komodious for you with little fear from the pricnesses and their little pets being a threat to us!"
  • Fing: "Oh boy! A Komodious that's an ENTIRE planet?! WAY better then a nation! It can have a thoundson nations! You got a deal!"
  • Junjie: "But Dai-dai! We had a deal!"
  • Dai Song: "And it's completed! Reguardless of you being able to turn those fools into your slaves or not!"
  • Junjie: "Dai Song!? You are not taking those two away until I actselly-"
  • Dai Song lets go of Peng and Tai Lung's ear and nerve attacks Junjie!
  • Junjie: "COWPOW?!"
  • Junjie plops to the floor, paralised.
  • Icky: "Oh great. Junjie made ANOTHER questionable ally."
  • Dai Song: "Not exactly. I merely desided that our bargin has been met. The Nerve attack I used is temporary. When he returns to normal, he'll just think he stopped you fools all by himself, and while that happens, I, my brother and son will reestablish the Lung Guo. And Equestia will make a magnifisent first ever planetary base, where the Komodos will became powerful space bandits. And thanks to Fing being both stupid and corrupted, he is much more obedient and loyal to me. I'll leave you fools to become prison bait for those filthy demon worshippers."
  • Dai Song grabs Peng again and leaves, as he struggles to break free.
  • Tai Lung is now confused on what to do.
  • Celestia: "Surely your not actselly planning to forsake the Villain Leage for her, are you?"
  • Tai Lung: "Well, she didn't tecnecally so much betray the leage as suppose to, going by a tecnecally. You guys got captured reguardless of starting to listen to Junjie or not. And.... I kinda don't have a choice.... She's what left of a family I barely know alot of about. She can't help being like this, Oogway, in meaning to protact the valley from a powerful family bandit clan, disbanned our family and left the both of us to follow these paths we're on. It's tecnecally Oogway's fault we're both like this, like how I became a leager, and she momentarly served an elk lich warlock. Besides, I kinda thought you guys would be glad I outcasted myself away from leage service."
  • Celestia: "In some cases, we are, and I sympathises eseically that you just wanna be with your family so far broken and that your willing to forsake Malefor for it. But you have to understand. Your doing it in a way that's still a threat to Equestia. She's self-corrupted in her attempt to bring back a family legacy best left in the past and fails to let go what she was once meant to be in the past and allow it to let her become what she is in the present."
  • Luna: "Not to mention willful desertion of the leage will prompt a violent and dangerious invadion of Equestia to punish you and Dai Song for this! Even with an army of Komodo Warriors, you will not stand a chance against the leage armada!"
  • Tai Lung: "Hello! I defeated the entire anvil of heaven! I battled billions of rhinos! I even gave the Furious Five and Shifu a run for their money! I think I can handle an army of pissed off villains!"
  • Shifu: "That overcompidence is what got you killed by Po the first time you fought him! You should've learnt by now that no oppentent is not a threat to you!"
  • Tai Lung: "Look, I have an incredability rare oppertunity to finally be with a real family! Something demons and incredable power can never promise! I can't give that for anything. Now, good-bye, and good luck dealing with Junjie. He's bound to come through eventally."
  • Lian: "Cowerd! Your too quick to let your bloodline blind you to the dangers of assusiating with someone the leage will go after!"
  • Tai Lung said nothing and walked off, as the Komodos began to leave.
  • Fing: "Don't bother trying to escape from the ropes! It's magic proof, curticy of Mang's magic box of stuff that Junjie stole."
  • Fing laughed as he leaves.
  • Twilight: "Sadly he's right. Otherwise I could've saved everyone."
  • As all the villains leave Junjie came through.
  • Junjie: "YES?! I JUNJIE, HAVE SINGLE HANDINGLY CAPTURED THE LOUGERS!? AND EVEN EQUESTIAS HEROES AND SOVERENGY!? (LAUGHS INSANELY!?)"
  • Icky: ".... Anyone want to bet telling Junjie what's really going on here is out of the question due to the guy not being able to believe cause he's too INSANE FROM RELAPSING!?"
  • Twilight: "And it looks like his relapsing is getting worse."
  • Junjie grabs the tied up heroes and begins to walk and laugh at the same time.

Canterlot Castle.

  • Dai Song punched down the Door, as Komodo Dragons stormed the castle and captured everyone!
  • Pred and the Sisters charged to the rescue, but Tai Lung surprise attacks them and nerve attacks them!
  • Fing and some Komodos bring forth tied up Unicorn Council Ponies.
  • Shineflare: "LET US GO YOU ALIENS?!"
  • Dai Song: "Silence, fool! I have a speical punishment for you, for ever picking on my son! Peng!"
  • Some Komodos forcefully bring a resisting Peng to Dai Song and the council ponies!
  • Shineflare: "YOU!? WHAT IS THE MEANING OF THIS!?"
  • Dai Song: "Silence! I have came with a momentarly fox ally and captured him to reform the Lung Guo family and turn this cutsy planet into our base of space banditry! And it will be formed, when Peng slays the final bit of Equestia's foolish soverengy.... You losers. Peng, go ahead and slay them."
  • Cosmoto panicked!
  • Cosmoto: "DON'T KILL ME?! II-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I--I, I SWEAR FULL LOYALTY TO THE LUNG GUO IF YOU LEFT ME LIVE?!"
  • Shineflare face-hooved!
  • Violent Flame: "Cosmoto, your a spineless cowerd."
  • Cosmoto: "I CAN'T HELP IT?! I HAVE A SEVERE ALLERGETIC REACTION TO DEATH?!"
  • Dai Song: "Ok then, "Cosmoto". You get to live on as my bus boy. Free him."
  • Komodos take Cosmoto away as he looks sadly for Violent Flames who only looks at him like he's a worthless cowerd.
  • Cosmoto: "(Quietly) I'm so, so-so-so-sorry, my love."
  • Dai Song: "Ok Peng..... Kill the rest of them....."
  • Peng looked at the eyes of betrayal and shock from the eyes of the other council ponies, Shineflare looking unigmaginally pissed!
  • Glitterhair: "Please, don't kill us! We're sorry we gave you such a hard time, it's just, we're just trying not to let aliens run amok to our markets, we-"
  • Shineflare: "DON'T APOLOGIES TO AN OBVIOUS TRAITOR, GLITTER!?"
  • Peng is now stuck with a major conflict.
  • But Peng made a determined face.
  • Peng: "..... I won't do it!"
  • Everyone gets surprised.
  • Dai Song: "..... Care to explain, why?"
  • Peng: "..... I know, they gave me a hard time. I know, Shineflare, isn't exactly the nicest horse in the history of existence... But not even SHE, deserves to die by anyone's hands. Your goal to bring back togather our family is tainted by hate and revenge! You corrupted yourself over a legacy that should've been let to rest! And on top of that, you forced a leager to forsake the villain leage! If they found out, it will provoke a violent invadtion that could destroy Equestia, you, the komodos and the ponies! Your just a dishastor waiting to happen!"
  • Dai Song: "Peng, please, I can handle those fools, Tai Lung, can handle them, YOU, are certainly capable to handle them!"
  • Peng: "You know something? If you as a leader can't understand the risks of what're you doing, then I challnage you for the leadership of the Lung Guo!"
  • Dai Song: "WITH that kind of misguided mindset, you might end up breaking our family apart!? Don't you care about me, about our family?"
  • Peng: "I do! But not in the way that would endanger it! Grandmother and Grandfather were right to forsaken the Lung Guo."
  • Dai Song growled.
  • Tai Lung: "Let me handle him, Dai. If anyone is capable to smack some sense into him, it may as well be me."
  • Dai Song: "..... Very well. In 2 hours, Tai Lung and Peng shall fight in this, for who becomes the leader of the Lung Guo. Until then, the Councilers can look forword to a nice long stay in the dunguin."
  • The Komodos dragged away the Council Ponies but Cosmoto.
  • Shineflare: "...... The alien boy..... Spared us?"
  • Cometelius: "And he's willfully challnaging the ahotherity of the leaders of the invaders! Shineflare, I know you won't ever buy this, but.... Perhaps we have poorly misjudged the young lad after all."
  • Glitterhair: "He's right Shine..... Perhaps some aliens are worth trusting."
  • Shineflare said nothing, as the Komodos drag away the Council Ponies.
  • Dai Song: "Bus-Boy, take Peng to Celestia's room, and have him ready for battle in 2 hours."
  • Cosmoto only finitgy saluted, and lead Peng to where he will be ready for a future battle.
  • Cosmoto: "Mr. P-p-p-p-p-Peng..... Thank you for sparing Violent and the others. I couldn't be anymore grateful."
  • Peng: ".... No problem.... But I'm worried, I have only delayed the ineditable....."

One Hour left, Everfree Forest where Junjie's ship is parked.

  • Junjie was laughing crazely as he was dragging the heroes to his ship.
  • Junjie: "I'M JUNJIE THE WINNER!? FUTURE MASTER OF THE SHELL LOUGERS!? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA?! And it's a good thing, Galaxhary was nice enoughy, to supplie his clones for mes!"
  • Junjie presses a button and the Galaxhar Clones come out.
  • Junjie: "BOYSED!? WE'RE GOING TO LEAVE?! HAVE THE LOUGERS READY FOR DEPARTURE?!"
  • Galaxhar Clones: "YES SIR!?"
  • Junjie: "Yes! Nothing could ruin this!"
  • ???: "Enough of this!?"
  • A flash appeared, and coming forth from the smoke was Bao Sa Mao.
  • Spyro: "Bao Sa Mao!"
  • Junjie: "Ahh, I see it's the no longer lich warlock Bao Sa Mao. Have you come to return the faver of Spyro sparing you? WELL YOU MADE BOOM-BOOM?!"
  • Bao Sa Mao: "...... You know, seriously, that mental relapse thing is getting annoying."
  • Junjie: "GALAXY'S CLONES!? ATTACK?!"
  • The Galaxhar clones charged after Bao Sa Mao!
  • Bao Sa Mao: (Uses a blast of energy to disintegrate the entire horde of Galaxhar clones in one swoop) Did you think that just because I was no longer undead, that I no longer knowledgeable of magic spells?
  • Junjie: I-ju-biiiiiiiii-jaa-goo-pee-pee! (Raspberries) HOW IS THAT POSSIBLE?!? MICHAEL CRAWFORD'S PENIS, (Raspberries again)
  • Bao Sa Mao:... Okay, Junjie, enough is enough, let's just snap you back into reality. (Flicks Junjie's head, and it magically calms him into sanity again)
  • Junjie:... I... Uhhh... What happened?
  • Shifu: You apparently went insane and tried to take us over again.
  • Junjie: WHAT?!? I WENT THROUGH ANOTHER ONE OF THOSE RELAPSES AGAIN?!?... Wait, where's Tai Lung and her brat sister?
  • Tigress: Your silly insanity left them to go out and take over Equestria on their own.
  • Icky: And you force-fed me some green slime thinking it was some 'ingenius' mind-control serum created by Blowhole.
  • Junjie:... I remember that, I was pretty sure that Blowhole gave me a serum. Since when did it suddenly become green slime?
  • Bao Sa Mao: Isn't it obvious? There's people watching over these guys, and they sent me to protect them from you.
  • Junjie: WHO WAS IT?!?
  • Bao Sa Mao: I'm afraid I can't tell you that, pal, even to the heroes. This particular ally wants to remain anonymous. So I advise that you surrender since you have pretty much lost this battle. There's no point in fighting this battle any longer.
  • Junjie:... (Growls) I AM GOING TO KILL THAT BITCH OF A SNOW LEOPARD!!! (Jumps away and out of reach of Bao)
  • Bao Sa Mao: STOP, WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!?
  • Crane:... Oh, dear, I think he's on a revenge-fest now, and he's going after Dai Song and the others.
  • Bao Sa Mao: Then we must stop him! (Magically releases the group)
  • Spyro: "Good idea. Besides, it's on the way of saving Peng from being forced to be part of a desteny he wants no part of."
  • Po: "Knowing Peng, he likely refused to obey Dai and might be now going into a fight of his life."
  • Lian: "And you might be dangeriously right, Po! Come on! Time to save Peng from what may be the worse inlaws I have ever met!"
  • Icky: "And trust me, I recimend not inviting them for chrismas, or ya know, that winter feast thing you chinese have going on."
  • Lian: "Already a priority."

Chapter 7: The Final Showdowns

An hour later.

(This theme plays cause it fits the scene.)

11

11. Shifu Faces Tai Lung - Hans Zimmer (Kung Fu Panda Soundtrack)

  • On the courtyards of Canterlot, a makeswift arena is made as Tai Lung and Peng stand-off against eachother, being viewed by the entire Komodo forces grunting and cheering for a fight!
  • Fing and Dai Song are seen front and center, and both are siting in Celestia and Luna's thrownes, with Cosmoto hold on a chain leach by Dai.
  • Tai Lung: "...... I'll give you one more chance, Peng. Embrace the true nature of our family."
  • Peng: "No.... Not if it means I have to hurt people just to honor the name of Lung Guo. It's not a legacy worth reserecting."
  • Tai Lung: "Yes, I'm aware the dragon warrior once discouraged you of me for good through swift stones.... Let me assure you, that "destroy everyone" thing, tis now but a pipedream my time in the leage has long passed. I became more civilised then that ever since."
  • Peng: "But it does not mask the monster and beast, and disgrace you were, and still are. You were willing to be obedient to an even worse disgrace serving demons in seeking power. And even promising to leave them is not only fruitless and hazordious to Equestia's well being, but it too does not disguise the disgrace you are!"
  • Tai Lung: ".... (Sighs).... So, that how it's going to be...."
  • Peng: "It's how it will be for now, and forever."
  • Peng posed to fight!
  • Tai Lung growled, and leap to the air as the music gets more actiony as the fight begins!
  • Peng: (Peng quickly dodges an attack from Tai Lung. Tai Lung Manages to throw a piece of the floor at Peng, yet Peng is able to smash it, only for Tai Lung to attack him and push him to a wall) OOF!!
  • Tai Lung: Just look at you! You're going back on your own family lineage because you're just so weak.
  • Peng: Turning over a new leaf is not weakness!
  • Tai Lung: Even though I'm not the Dragon Warrior because of my lineage in a group of bandits, at least I'm finally acknowledging that even if I wasn't adopted by Shifu and tainted by Mang, I would still be nothing more than pure evil. And yet what did you do when you learned that this is what we were meant to be... NOTHING!
  • Peng: MY GRANDPARENTS WANTED US TO DO BETTER THINGS IN OUR LIVES, AND THAT WASN'T THE FAULT OF ANYBODY IN THE VALLEY! IT'S YOUR FAULT FOR BEING GREEDY, AND IT WAS MY MOTHER'S FAULT THAT SHE LOST CUSTODY OF ME! BUT LIKE I SAID, WHEN PUSH COMES TO SHOVE, I AM NOT, AND NEVER WILL BE, LIKE YOU!!
  • Tai Lung: NOT LIKE ME?!? YOU CANNOT ESCAPE YOUR TRUE HERITAGE, DEAR NEPHEW! (Starts throwing objects at him) I KNOW THERE'S SOMETHING INSIDE OF YOU THAT'S SAYING YOU WANT A BIGGER FAMILY THAN JUST YOUR FATHER!! (Throws a blade at Peng, and in slow motion, Peng stabs it into the ground)
  • Peng: I MAY'VE BEEN CORRUPTED BY A POWERFUL ARTIFACT, BUT THAT DOESN'T MEAN I WILL MAKE A HASTY DECISION IN MY LIFE LIKE YOU OR MOTHER DID!! (Tai Lung growls and attacks Peng as they bounce across the walls striking each other as Dai Song watches them crash through the roof, where Tai Lung is able to smash Peng to the ground and throw him into the wall, then he uses his blue flaming fists on him)
  • Tai Lung: WHATEVER ME AND MY SISTER DID, WE WERE ONLY DOING WHAT WAS IN OUR GUTS TO MAKE OUR ANCESTORS PROUD! TELL ME HOW THEY FEEL ABOUT YOU AND THE PATH YOU CHOSE, PENG!! (He manages to overwhelm Peng) TELL ME!!!...TELL MEEEE!!! (Strikes a major blow to Peng, rendering him too weak to fight)
  • Peng: "...... I am not against, wanting to honor ansistery. It is, all part of china's roots. Even criminals have some respect in that. But sometimes, the true meaning to honor your ansistery, is to redeem their sins and mistakes. For what it's worth... I'm sorry if you and mother had it rough.... And that Mang and the formerly evil Bao, only served to taint your roots and sense of honor.... I, have pity, for what darkness has done to you both....."
  • Silence.
  • Tai Lung growled and grabbed Peng!
  • Tai Lung: "I don't want, your pity..... I want your obedience...... WELL, WHERE IS IT?!"
  • Tai Lung slams Peng into the ground!
  • Peng: "(Gags), I'm sorry, Uncle, but it appears, fate, has desided that we are destined, to far too different paths. We may never, share the shame path."
  • Tai Lung draws his claws.
  • Peng: "Never.... (Choking), Never."
  • Tai Lung was about to finish Peng until-
  • ???: "DAI SONG, YOU BITCH?!"
  • Dai Song and the others were surprised to see Junjie appearing.
  • Junjie: "I have broken free of my insanity, and now in hopes to prevent Mang from likely to punish me badly, I will defeat you!"
  • Dai Song: "Your joking, right? I am the sister of Tai Lung and an equil.... Your no match for me."
  • Junjie: "Hello, Shoulin Monk? And a fighter in the second war? I know things that can make you wet your pants! I can SO take you on!"
  • Dai Song: ".... Very well, you twat. We shall settle this NOW?!"
  • Dai Song and Junjie charged at eachother!
  • Junjie: (Battles Dai Song, and actually gets beaten by her after 30 seconds) AAAAAAHHH--(Crashes into a wall) OOF! (Falls to the ground)
  • Dai Song: (Lunges towards Junjie, but Junjie dodges)
  • Junjie: STAY BACK!! I KNOW HOW TO USE THE LOTUS CLAP! You touch me, and you're blind again!
  • Dai Song: I don't care if I become blind again, at least I taught you what happens when you mess with me. I've proved that I can take care of myself with blindness, and I'm sure as hell I can fight good because my other senses are damn good. So go ahead, do it!
  • Junjie:...As you wish! (Prepares to do the Lotus Clap)
  • ???: HEY! (The Lodgers, fight club ponies, and Bao appear)
  • Dai Song/Fing: BAO?!?
  • Bao Sa Mao: Dai Song, Fing, stop this nonsense immediately!
  • Po: (Sees Peng injured, and gasps) Peng! (Runs up to him) Are you alright?
  • Peng: (Coughs) More or less, I don't think I'll be able to stand up for a while. (Struggles to get up only to give out and fall)...
  • Lian: We have to get him to the hospital.
  • Tai Lung: Not so fast! This is between me and him!
  • Tigress: Not if we can help it! You know what we can do, Tai Lung. You're not going to touch him any longer.
  • Tai Lung: We shall see about that! (Manages to use a nerve attack on Tigress, and knocks her through the roof and out into the sky) Alright, who's next?
  • Po: (Kicks Tai Lung to the wall) Don't you remember how useless your nerve attack is on me? After all, I am able to defeat you.
  • Tai Lung: (Tries reaching Peng, but Po belly-flops him into the sky) AAAAAAAAAaaaaahhhh...(He goes out of sight for a while until he appears falling down again)...aaaaaaAAAAAAAAAARRRRGGGGHHHH!!! (Crashes a hole in the ground)
  • Po: Don't even try it, Tai Lung! You're not touching him while we're around--(Suddenly, Tai Lung uses his nerve attack on him, tickling him enough to distract him and head towards Peng) HEY, THAT'S NOT FAIR!! (Laughs)
  • Lian: (Defends Peng from Tai Lung as the two fight, as well as Dai Song and Junjie)
  • Dai Song: Enough with this foxtrot, Junjie! We did what you asked of us, and you agreed to let me and my brother go. So stop this pointlessness and no harm will come to you.
  • Junjie: DID WHAT I ASKED?!? Are you kidding? I was at a psychotic high and ended up formulating a plan that backfired! How does THAT qualify as the deal being fulfilled?
  • Dai Song: Insane or not, the deal was that we help you take over the Lodgers, and it doesn't even matter if you failed or not. So enough with the excuses and give up!
  • Junjie: ALRIGHT, I'VE HAD ENOUGH! (Tries using the Lotus Clap) SAY GOODBYE TO YOUR EYESIGHT, KITTY!! (Before he could complete the move, Spyro jumped on him) HEY!!
  • Spyro: JUNJIE, THIS HAS GONE FAR ENOUGH!! WHY DON'T YOU JUST ACCEPT THE FACT THAT TRYING TO KILL TAI LUNG'S SISTER ISN'T GOING TO GET YOU ANYWHERE?!?
  • Junjie: She's going to be the death of Tai Lung! I'm doing what is best for him.
  • Spyro: But is it really worth killing her?
  • Junjie: I'm not interested in killing her anymore! I'm throwing her back into Chorh Gom Prison after giving her what she deserves!
  • Spyro: You know I can't let you do that! Well, the physical violence part anyway.
  • Junjie: Very well! (Kicks Spyro off of him and fights him, managing to overwhelm him until he counters with his fire ability, Junjie having to dodge the attack, and kicks Spyro to a wall)
  • Dai Song: HEY! THIS IS BETWEEN ME AND HIM, YOU FLYING PURPLE LIZARD!! (Cynder traps her in a wind lock) WHOA!!
  • Cynder: I don't think so, Dai! You're going back to Chorh Gom, blind or not.
  • Dai Song: KOMODOS, ATTACK!!! (The Komodos don't respond)... ANYBODY THERE?!? (It is shown that Celestia had already magically restrained them, including Fing)
  • Fing: Well, this sucks!
  • Dai Song: TAI LUNG!!! I NEED YOU!! (Tai Lung was too busy trying to get to Peng to hear her)... (Sighs) S*** dumplings!
  • Twilight: There's no point in fighting it, Dai. You need to go back to prison. Consider yourself lucky that I don't have to blind you again.
  • Dai Song: (Growls at her)
  • Junjie: (Continues fighting Spyro for 20 seconds, taking the fight across the room until Junjie finally manages to exhaust Spyro's energy, and weaken him)... Good! You will no longer be a nuisance to my revenge! (Leaps towards Dai Song, surprising those holding her) UNHAND THAT LEOPARD!! (Kicks Twilight to the ground, and throws Cynder into a wall, disabling her wind lock on Dai Song)... Alright, lady! It's payback time! (Prepares to use the Lotus Clap on her until Po sits on him) OOF!
  • Po: Negatory! (Junjie punches him in the crotch) OOOOOHHH-HOO-HOO-HOO-HOO!!! I HATE IT WHEN THAT HAPPENS!!! (Junjie pushes Po straight into a wall right next to Spyro)
  • Junjie: (Knocks out Dai Song, and carries her away from the room)
  • Shenzi: HEY, HEY, THERE HE GOES, THERE HE GOES!!!
  • Sandy: THEN DON'T JUST STAND THERE, GET HIM!!
  • Rainbow Dash: (To the fight club trainees) Are you guys coming?
  • Hopeful: "Alchourse we are! We are suppose to be members of the guard!"
  • Icky: "Jeez Spyro, what happened? You handled Junjie ALOT better in the time he tried to steal the dragons from Hiccup's tribe and blame Team Nefarious and the Giants for it, the heck happened here?"
  • Spyro: "Ugh..... Junjie's lust for revenge is fueling and empowering his Kung Fu to levels where even I won't be able to keep up!"
  • Po: "Your saying Junjie's harder to beat now?"
  • Shifu: Junjie always was relentless when it comes to reaching his goals. We're just lucky that these 'anonymous allies' stole the mind-control serum from him.
  • Icky: Personally, I want him to pay for force-feeding me that vial of sludge. Whatever that stuff was, it tasted like 2-week-old rotten dumplings. I'm still trying to look for some water just to get the taste out of my mouth.
  • Rainbow Dash: Well, we might also have to find Tigress. It's clear she won't be moving a muscle wherever she landed, and we'll need Shifu to snap her out of her frozen state.
  • Twilight: Then you search for her and bring her to us while we go out and search for Junjie.
  • Lian: (After tying up Tai Lung) And I'll keep an eye on Tai Lung.
  • Viper: Some of us will have to bring Peng to the hospital to have his injuries treated.
  • Peng: Oh, don't worry. Those attacks weren't as bad as I thought--(A crack was heard) AAAOOOWWCCHH!!! (Falls to the ground)...OR MAYBE THEY WERE!!!
  • Kowalski: Careful, Peng! It appears part of your bones have been torn out of place a bit. It's nothing too fatal since it can be fixed.
  • Peng: Anything else?
  • Kowlaski: Not really except for a small bleeding area on your rear.
  • Skipper: Wonderful, Kowalski, we REALLY needed to know that.
  • Crane: We'll just get him to the hospital.
  • Rainbow Dash: And let's hope training these rookies have been a good advantage.
  • Skipper: Let's move out! (The group splits up)
  • Platoonia: You mean...we have to fight people...who actually wanna hurt us?!?...(Screams)

Canterlot.

  • Junjie: "Just wait until I fine a place to finish you off, and then-"
  • Suddenly, Junjie was sent straight up into the air, and crashes back to the ground hard!
  • Junjie's blurred vision showed an angered Dai Song.
  • Dai Song: "Thank you for deminstraighting that men are over-compident fools!"
  • Dai Song nerve attacks Junjie's arms and legs, and proceeds to beat up Junjie unable to defend himself!
  • Dai Song: Alright, you little fool, you've pissed me off for the last time! We had a deal, and you didn't respect the regulations! Maybe next time, you'll think twice before messing with me!...If there even IS a next time! (Prepares to strike the fatal blow until Shifu kicks her to the ground) OOF!!
  • Shifu: Enough, Dai Song!
  • Dai Song: (Throws Shifu off of her, and into Po and a few other Lodgers) YOU STAY OUT OF THIS, FOOLS!! THIS IS BETWEEN ME AND JUNJIE!!
  • Sparx: Hello? We're the heroes, and this is like our job! And that requires that we DON'T STAY OUT OF THIS, LADY!!! SO WHY DON'T YOU GIVE UP BEFORE YOU MAKE THINGS WORSE?!?
  • Spyro: Sparx, please!
  • Dai Song: Fine! (Grabs the paralyzed Junjie, and retreats)
  • Applejack: (Sighs) Once again, we have to chase these two down.
  • Merlin: Why chase them down? (Magically teleports them back)
  • Dai Song: WHAT THE F***?!?
  • Merlin: There's no use running, Dai. Just give up before- (Dai Song grabs his wand and snaps it, then retreats again)... AAARRRRGGGHHH!!!! I HATE IT WHEN SOMEONE SNAPS MY WAND!!!
  • Celestia: (Sighs, and teleports the two back again)
  • Dai Song: AW, WHAT NOW?!?
  • Twilight: We've still got magic, you know. And I think you'd be in a great deal of trouble if you tried to take away the magic powers of me and Celestia by trying to break off our horns.
  • Dai Song: AAAAHHHH!!! (Tries running away again getting teleported back 5 times until she snaps and falls to the ground) I f****** hate magic!
  • Rico: (Chuckles wildly)
  • Dai Song: "Ok, fine! I give up! Happy?! I'll even give the world back! Now, just let me and Tai Lung go! You can keep those stupid lizards for all I care."
  • Peng: I don't think letting you keep Tai Lung is a good idea, mother. We warned you that if Tai Lung is allowed to quit the Villain League, there might be some serious problems.
  • Shifu: He's right. The Villain League is very strict when it comes to people who willingly decide to turn against them.
  • Lord Shen: Trust me, even I know that! That's why he's gonna have to go back with them, and you'll have to go back to Chorh Gom Prison.
  • Applejack: You can at least be thankful that you finally found your brother.
  • Dai Song:... (Softly sobs)...
  • Icky: Oh come on, lady! It's not that big of a deal, you can make a new life for yourself if those guys ever let you out. (Shenzi smacks him) OW!
  • Shenzi: Icky, the lady is crying over losing her brother, show some respect for God's sake!
  • Dai Song: But... Dut I spent several years searching for him! It's bad enough that I lost custody of my son, AND the two family members I ever knew have done ridiculous things, but now YOU'RE FORCING HIM AWAY FROM ME?!?... You're all nothing but jerks!
  • Spyro: I'm sorry it has to be like this, but are you really willing to let this 'bandit group' be destroyed in a matter of hours by a villain group because of one of their members turning on them? We've seen what those guys are capable of.
  • Cynder: As did I. They have been known to destroy worlds easily. If we let you keep Tai Lung, they'll surely destroy this place from the inside out.
  • Dai Song: *Sniff* I can handle them!
  • Iago: Oh, will you stop with the excuses already?!? You know you can't handle a freaking army!
  • Dai Song:... Will I at least see him again?
  • Shifu: Well, I'm not exactly sure. We have this law that forbids things like that, and we recently had a conflict with such a thing with Junjie. I'm not sure if you- (Dai Song begins crying on the ground)
  • Rarity: Oh, dear!
  • Icky: "..... I think I liked her better in her first appearence. Hey, she was psycotic in that episode, but at least it was badass."
  • Spongebob: "Look miss, we're truely sorry about this. It's just, Mang is already incredabley mad at us for the leagers we DID reformed. In fact, half of our entire team are former leagers."
  • Icky: "Heck, Cynder and Shen used to be two big shots of the leage, of which Mang was respondsable for. And trust me, he's been a headahce to us about them for awhile. And it seriously worsen when we couldn't let him get Senior Larry and Le Fifi. Imagine if he couldn't even have Tai Lung anymore! The hissy fit would be unigmaginable!?"
  • Junjie: "(Coughs).... I can't believe I'm saying this, but, for once, actselly listen to those guys! I know it's easier to be mad at them, and I should know, but since I am not exactly in ANY position to say otherwise, I advise against being stubbern with Tai Lung."
  • Dai Song: "But that's what I don't get! What makes Tai Lung ANY different then half of your members, and two people I never heard of?!"
  • Shifu: "Believe me, I am someone who would love more then anything, ANYTHING, to see Tai Lung on any path away from the leage at all... But Mang makes such hopes impossable."
  • Shenzi: "Also, what makes people like Cynder and Shen worth serious headaches from Mang is that THEY at least have something and someone to return from being leage-heads! Outside from you and a nefpew that wants nothing to do with him, he kinda has NOTHING to go back to!"
  • Dai Song: "BUT WHAT KIND OF LIFE IS FOR TAI LUNG OF BEING WITH DEMON WORSHIPPERS?!"
  • Junjie: "WE'RE NOT A BLOODY CULT WOMAN!?"
  • Icky: "Well, tecnecally your right Junjie, but you guys do some very cult-like things. I mean seriously, making statues tributes of them is gonna send wrong messages, as is also trying to bust them out almost in EVERY PLAN EVER?!"
  • Junjie: "..... But we're otherwise NOT A CULT!?"
  • Dai Song: "Some heroes you are! You guys took members from them and turn them into heroes, but when I try with Tai Lung, that's a bad idea?!"
  • Icky: "Aw jesus christ, are you gonna be one of those "learned this the hard way" folks?"
  • Dai Song: "I bet you that the minute that ugly abominable snake arrives here, that I can defeat him and whatever sidekick he processes! And WHEN I do, I am allowed to have Tai Lung by my side no matter what!?"
  • Lian: "You shouldn't be making bets you might not win."
  • Dai Song: "SILENCE YOU FLOOSY?!"
  • Lian: "..... Ok, your lucky it's a known trait for mothers-in-law to insult their son/daughters-in-laws."
  • Spyro sighed while face palming.
  • Spyro: "Ok, if you want to learn this the hard way, fine. Mang should be here soon enough, reguardless of what trick Junjie did and-"
  • ???: "JJJJJJJJJJJUNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNJIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE?!"
  • Savio: "Well speak of the El Diablo."

Chapter 8: Jungie Gets his Overdue Comeuppance Again, and Spyro and Peng Become Friends and Fight Club Partners

  • A cobra shaped Villain Leage Warship appeared over Equestia.
  • The Ship fired down a screaming Galaxhar, Makunga, and Junjie's leopards straight into the ground!
  • Galaxhar: "Ow."
  • Junjie: "HOW DID YOU GUYS GET CAUGHT!?"
  • Galaxhar: ".... Well......"

Flashback

  • Cobra: OOOHHHH YEEEAAAHH!!! (He is still getting pampered) YOU GUYS MUST APPRECIATE ME THAT MUCH!!!
  • Makunga: Well, uh, you did give us a good overtime last week, so why not return the favor?
  • Galaxhar: Definitely. (Suddenly, the communicator comes on)
  • Cobra: Who could that be? (Gets up and turns it on)
  • Celestia: Cobra?
  • Cobra: PRINCESS CELESTIA?!? (Sighs) What do you want?
  • Makunga: (The two are shocked)
  • Celestia: Are you aware that something's going on here in Equestria involving the jailbreak of some people in Chorh Gom Prison?
  • Cobra: Uh, no? Why?
  • Galaxhar: Oh, uh, it's probably nothing! (Chuckles)
  • Celestia: Really? Because I'm pretty sure the guards there said something about a fox and a snow leopard breaking out several prisoners. Do you think it might involve Ju--
  • Makunga: Jugs of root beer being delivered!
  • Cobra: That makes no sense, why would a prison deliver that kind of stuff?
  • Galaxhar: Oh, I don't know.
  • Cobra:... Something's going on here, isn't there?
  • Makunga: Of course not, that Alicorn doesn't know anything!
  • Celestia: Oh, really, would TRANSPORTING AN OLD LADY THERE TO KICK YOUR ASS HELP?!?
  • Makunga: NOOO!!!
  • Cobra: THEN WHAT'S GOING ON?!?
  • Galaxhar: I assure you, nothing is wrong!
  • Cobra: (Grabs the two by the neck) ALRIGHT, YOU TWO SCUMBAGS, I DEMAND TO KNOW WHAT IS GOING ON HERE!!! IS JUNJIE OUT DOING EVIL WITHOUT MY PERMISSION AGAIN, BECAUSE I'M PRETTY SURE HE'S SUPPOSED TO STAY HERE UNTIL HIS UGLINESS CURSE WEARS OFF!!!
  • Celestia: Ugliness what?
  • Cobra:... (Angrily looks at Galaxhar and Makunga) He stole my magic spell box, didn't he?
  • Makunga: I don't know, I- (Cobra gags them) AAHKKK, YES!!! (Cobra lets them go)
  • Cobra: For once, I owe you a debt of gratitude for informing me of this, Princess! I'll be right there to pick him up and make sure he gets what he deserves. (Turns of the transmission) YOU TWO ARE SO GOING TO BE SCRUBBING TOILETS FROM NOW UNTIL THE END OF ETERNITY!!! (On transmission) ATTENTION ALL VILLAIN LEAGUERS, WE'RE PREPARING AN IMMEDIATE TRIP TO EQUESTRIA TO PICK UP SOME DISOBEDIENT CARGO!! MOVE, MOVE, MOVE, MOVE!!!
  • Later, Junjie's Leopards are enjoying take-out.
  • Leopard leader: "I have complete faith that our master has a winner of a plan."
  • The Shadow of the Battleship looms over them.
  • Leoaprd 2: "...... Fuck."

Present

  • Junjie: "............... Fudge.........."
  • Cobra and the entire Leage was beamed down!
  • Cobra: "JUNJIE YOU DISOBEDENT TWAT!?"
  • Junjie: "Ugh, Mang, I can explain, it started out as a well meaning attempt to prevent Equestia from becoming even harder to congure, through Peng and Lian opening a fight club here, but then-"
  • Dai Song: "SO YOU MUST BE LORD COBRA!?"
  • Cobra: "...... And, you are.....?"
  • Jafar: "Oh, that would be Dai Song. Tai Lung's sister and Bao Sa Mao's henchwomen, from the thanksgiving episode?"
  • Cobra: "Oh, THAT Dai Song....."
  • Dai Song: "Your the reason why the Louger pinheads are making it difficult for the idiot fox to keep his end of the bargin to make Tai Lung leave the villain leage."
  • Cobra: "..... Junjie..... Promised you....... WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT?!"
  • Junjie: "DAMN IT, WOMAN?! DID YOU HAD TO SAY IT TO HIS FACE!?"
  • Dai Song: "Hey, be glad I didn't referenced your momentary insanity where you tried to become a leader of the lougers."
  • Cobra: "WHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAT!?"
  • Junjie: ".... Could you had said it any louder?"
  • Dai Song: "Whatever, it doesn't matter, for I will fight for Tai Lung's freedom by defeating this afront to all things nature!"
  • Dai Song charged after Mang!
  • Joe: "Uh, Miss, I should warn you that it's not a very good ide-" (Dai Song is fried with magical energy, and cartoonishly turns into ash)... Idea.
  • Cobra: JUNJIE, HOW DARE YOU ATTEMPT TO RAT OFF ONE OF OUR GREATEST MEMBERS?!?
  • Junjie: Hey, she forced me to make that deal!
  • Cobra: HAH! You only did it so she could help you. THIS IS UNACCEPTABLE!!!
  • Junjie: PLEASE DON'T MAKE ME UGLY AGAIN, PLEASE SPARE MY GOOD LOOKS, PLEEE-HEE-HEE-HEEEEEZ!!!
  • Cobra: Pleading is gonna get you nowhere, fool! (Grabs Junjie, and takes him behind a tree, and the same explosion that made him ugly occurs, and Junjie comes out looking ugly again, surprising everyone)
  • Marty: DAMN, THAT IS THE UGLIEST THING I HAVE EVER SEEN!!
  • Cobra: Don't worry, people, he's gonna look like this for 2 months now! He won't be a bother for you until then.
  • Sparx: Well, that's a good thing, right?
  • Celestia: That is pretty cold-hearted, Mang, even for you.
  • Cobra: Hey, you wanted Junjie to pay for everything he nearly did here, THIS is what he gets! And as for Dai Song, she paid the price for trying to take away one of my greatest members.
  • Dai Song: You do realize you just did this in a cartoon-like manner, right?
  • Cobra: ONLY TO TEACH YOU A LESSON, YOU WHORE!! IF YOU EVER ATTEMPT SOMETHING LIKE THIS AGAIN, THE NEXT TIME WILL NOT BE CARTOONISH! YOU WILL DIE FOR REAL!! YOU GOT THAT?!? (Dai Song starts crying) Oh, come on, don't give me those crocodile tears!
  • Baloo: NOW JUST A MINUTE! THAT'S GOING TOO FAR!!
  • Patrick: SHAME ON YOU, COBRA!!!
  • Bagheera: Yeah, she's crying over losing her family for God's sake, can't you at the very least show some sympathy?!?
  • Cobra: I'm a villain, idiot! It's in my nature. So what if she never sees Tai Lung again, she should've thought about taking a new leaf instead of commit horrible things to get her sent to jail and losing custody of her 'son'. I say she deserves what she got!
  • Celestia: (Turns Dai Song back to normal) No, Cobra! She doesn't deserve this, and you know it! This is the exact same Cobra I met when I first met Lord Shen! Cold-hearted, mean, stubborn, and caring about nothing but evil and suffering. If that's what you're going to say about her, then maybe you should leave her alone and mind your own business with Junjie!
  • Cobra: Good! At least she'll think twice before messing with the Villain League! (Dai Song continues crying)
  • Celestia:...Just get out of here, Cobra! JUST GET THE F*** OUT OF EQUESTRIA NOW!! I don't EVER want to see you coming back here for at least a month!
  • Cobra: Alright, then! I will! Come on, Junjie, we're leaving! (The villains all beam back to the ship and fly off into space)
  • Celestia: (Still angry at Cobra's behavior)...I really HATED him!
  • Shifu: I couldn't have said it better myself.
  • Cynder: Yeah, I have never seen him so cold-hearted, especially in front of someone who he psychologically scarred.
  • Luna: From the looks of it, she's probably not gonna be happy for a couple of years after all this. (Dai Song continues crying)
  • Icky: "Well that's Mang for ya. Piss him off hard enough, and he really justifiys his villain title. But I suspect once he has the satisfaction of punishing Junjie again, he'll be back to be a semi-lovable saterday cartoon villain dope in no time flat."
  • Celestia: "I'm aware of this, but he is so distasteful when he acts like that. It helps little that he's guilty of crimes against Equestia himself."
  • Icky: "And he pushed from serious buttons on ya."
  • Dai Song curled into a fetal position.
  • Peng: ".... It's, best we give her some space.... She's gonna be like this for awhile."
  • The Lougers and Main 6 walk off.

Later.

  • Fing was de-corrupted and chained with the other Komodos.
  • Fing: "Look guys, I really can't say on how sorry I am about this. I couldn't help it, that weird powder did things to me, and-"
  • Komodo 1: "It's best to just save it sir. We're still gonna be charged of planet invadion and hero kidnapping reguardless."
  • Fing: "It doesn't hurt to try and explain though...."
  • Dai Song was in a space police ship readied to return back to Chur Gom.
  • Dai Song: "..... My family..... Forever broken...... What am I to do now?"
  • The door closes on Dai Song and the Komodos.
  • Peng sighed sadly.
  • Peng: "I hope you realise that the path you choice isn't right at all, mother.... I really do hope for your sake...."
  • ???: "Young Master Peng?"
  • The Council Ponies with a regretful Cosmoto came.
  • Peng: "Let me guess...... You came to tell me that you blame the fight club for this mess and that you wish for it to be shut down for Equestia's safety?"
  • Shineflare: "While that DOES sound like something I would logically do, but.... Surprisingly, and this is hard for me to say, but.... No."
  • Peng: ".... Your not gonna blame me?"
  • Shineflare: "Well, I am at least capable to reckindise that your not like your crazy mother and uncle at the least. You were willing to be slaughtered by them for the sake of us. I suppose in THIS instence that for once, I have slightly misjudged an alien presence. Therefor, I will, still begrudgingly, rekindise your fight club as a much needed good. Plus, I am, somewhat amazed on what you did for the recruits. Cosmoto saw them freeing his chain and beating off some lizards trying to take him to the dunguin, and how they defeated the wardens in the dunguin. This almost, key word, ALMOST, make having an alien business in Equestia good again. But I would STILL appresiate of being informed prior to that sort of thing to make sure THEY ARE for legit businesses. May your business bring you, propsarity.... And keep your alien nose clean."
  • Shineflare the Council Ponies left.
  • Lian: "Wow. You must be the first "alien" to earn the approveal of normally untrusting ponies."
  • Icky: "Wow..... You earned THE PRHAISE of the guys that wouldn't normally say nice things to otherworldly visitors?"
  • Peng: "I guess it shows that she can be understanding if she is convinced enough that there can be good in someone she doesn't understand well."
  • Celestia: "That's a very rare thing for Shineflare to say to anyone not of equestian pony origin. And she did it without being forced by my parents. Perhaps this may be a sign that she could finally drop her views on non-ponies."
  • Spyro: "Not exactly. She might just being saying that to avoid being ungrateful, and that she KNEW you would drag your parents into this if she does anything. She may've been just saving you the trouble and do it on her own accord."
  • Celestia: "Knowing her, it's likely, but I appresiate it all the same."
  • Luna: "But still, it's something."
  • Peng: "Spyro, I was impressed on how you handled Junjie.... Well, you didn't exactly won, but you were at the least brave. How would you like to be a fight club partner?"
  • Spyro: "Well, I only occationally actselly do Kung Fu, but.... Ok then."
  • Icky: "I have a safe bet that we're actselly gonna be popular with people now. I wouldn't be surprise if-"
  • A mob of ponies surrounded them!
  • Pony 1: "TEACH ME KUNG FU?!"
  • Everyone was begging!
  • Icky: "..... Wow.... Karma was already ahead of us."

After the training.

  • Crane: "And that was the last one."
  • Peng: "Thanks guys. It's great the fight club has made it so far up."
  • Spongebob: "Well Peng, me and Spyro were talking. Considering that you bravely stood up to Dai Song and Tai Lung, and that you did Equestia a huge faver by giving it alternate ways to protact itself outside of the elements and most other means, we were wondering if you would consider joining the Shell Louge Squad for acts of helping us out."
  • Peng: "You guys were considering that?"
  • Spyro: "Spongebob and I were talking about it for awhile since the Bao Sa Mao incident. I really appresiate saving me from what I thought was gonna be my end. Anyone who demonstraigts bravery even against great adviserity should join us."
  • Peng: "..... Well, conveinetly, Lian and I were planning to join you guys after the fight club in Equestia was a success."
  • Shrek: "Join the club, we got jackets."
  • Spongebob: "Welcome to the team, Peng and Lian."
  • Lord Shen: "Marvelious to have you aboard."
  • Icky: "All aboard to the Louger express, kids! It gets wilder from here!"
  • Peng: "It would be an honor to fight along side you all."
  • Lian: "Yeah, I'm ready to teach the wrong-doers of socity a painful lesson!"
  • A beeper goes off!
  • Kolwalski picks it up.
  • Kolwalski: "Uh-oh. Looks like wrong doers came at a convinent time. The supervillain Candyroot has been sighted Paradisa and is holding the mayor hostage."
  • Skipper: "How do you like that? Already we got some action. You 2 in?"
  • Peng: "You bet. This, "Candyroot" shall face justice."
  • Lian: "Bring it on!"

Paradisa.

  • A Candy Colored Plant Monster is seen laughing maniacly as he holds Mayor Andsterdam!
  • Mayor Ansterdam: "UNHAND, err, UNTENTICLED ME, CANDYROOT!?"
  • Candyroot: "NOT UNTIL MY DEMANDS ARE MET! I want revenge on Candy Co. for turning what was once a harmless weed into a monstrosity!? I was a failed attempt to turn plants into candy! NOW I REFUSE TO LET THEM GET AWAY WITH THIER SIN?!"
  • Mayor Ansterdam: "Look, I apologies for you if Candy Co. made a question desidtion in ruining you, but threating polotisions over it is not gonna give you what you want! Your already surrounded by riot police and snipers are aiming at you! Your just gonna make it worse for yourself!"
  • Candyroot: "Ha! Thanks to my sickening candy body, I have the armor of a thoundson jaw breakers, the hardest candy in the world! Let them try to hurt me all they want! NO ONE'S A THREAT TO CANDYROOT!?"
  • ???: "Oh really, you striped freak?!"
  • Candyroot gasped as he sees the Lougers!
  • Candyroot: "The Shell Lougers!? And..... Two Leopards I never seen before? Whatever!? Don't make a sudden move! I won't release the mayor until I am allowed to destroy Candy Co. for what they did to me and what they're trying to do to plants by turning them into candy!?"
  • Icky: "Seriously, Root? All this trouble just to get even with a company for a well meaning attempt to create a solution to world hunger? Just calm down before you end up doing something you'll later regret!"
  • Candyroot: "I DO NOT GIVE IN TO THREATS!? NOW, OBEY MY DEMANDS, OR-"
  • Peng nerve-attacks Candyroot in the center of his roots, disabling him as Candyroot yelps in surprise, freeing the Mayor! The Mayor falls down screaming but gets rescued by Lian!
  • Mayor Ansterdam: "Thank you, strange new Snow Leopard Louger. How can I repay you and your friend, Mr....."
  • Peng: "You can call me Peng, and this is Lian."
  • The People of Paradisa began to cheer for Peng and Lian.

Epilogue

Skullian Prime.

  • The Figure was watching the scene unfold....
  • ???: "Clearly, I placed too much trust in the fox."
  • The Tv appeared with a silluetted blackness and red eyes.
  • Voice: "What did I tell yas? Those Lougers are NOT easy to supress. Now they're even worse with the offspring of Tai Lung himself and his slut girlfriend."
  • ???: "I do not desire criticisum now."
  • Voice: "I know, I know, and I wasn't criticising yas... Too much. But I do have something that can hopefullies cheers yas up. The boys and I are aiming to bring back the fallen Mythos Black Market, and we were able to have the Leage on board with us in return to get benifits from it. Trouble is.... We haven't found a president for it yet. We no longer have Skaleskin due to him being dead and Black Tie's useless now. I was hoping uh, if you could supply a Darkspawn President for the black market?"
  • ???: "Hmm...... I have heard that the Lougers and the Ponies plus old firends of Sparkle are planing a trip to Mythos.... Very well, but under the condition that I am allowed to use the reborned black market as bait to have them brought down."
  • Voice: "Agreed, cause they're likely to come after us anyways."
  • ???: "And, another thing. I have heard of speical magical christails in Mythos.... I want you to secure some for me."
  • Voice: "Ok, but don't expect it to happen right aways. Those things are said to be impossable to leave with without blowing up on yas."
  • ???: "Don't worry."
  • The figure conjures up a normal Darkspawn Ogre.
  • ???: "The President I might send, will have the knowledge...."
  • The Figure begins zapping the Ogre with strange magic.
  • ???: "To resolve that problem...."
  • The Ogre roared in pain as the magic course through it's body!
  • Darkspawn Ogre: (Chuckles, and speaks in unknown dialect)
  • ???: It's time you proved to be of use to me, oh so grand warrior....

Leage Fortress.

  • Tai Lung sighed.
  • Makunga: "Oh relax. I'm sure once Mang eventally, cools down, he might forgive you for trying to ditch us."
  • Tai Lung: ".... It's not fair guys. I only wanted to be with my family, and Mang wouldn't allow it."
  • Galaxhar: "Oh, buck up, my earth feline friend. It could be worse."
  • Tai Lung: "You mean MORE then we have to be stuck on toilet duty for a long time?"
  • Makunga: Galaxhar, there's really no point in bothering him. I'm sure Lord Cobra will do something to solve this problem about the risk of losing Tai Lung.
  • Tai Lung:... You know what, I don't even want to be with them anymore.
  • Galaxhar/Makunga: What?
  • Tai Lung: I realize now that, even though my family was inheritably evil this whole time, that I shouldn't worry about joining my family. My parents wanted us to go on with our lives, and... I guess I have no choice but to accept that. My life is just fine as it is.
  • Makunga:... Wow, man! You're seriously willing to give up being with family?
  • Galaxhar: After all that stuff Lord Cobra put you through?
  • Tai Lung: That all doesn't matter anymore. I'm more happy being a 'demon-worshipping' villain.
  • Galaxhar: "Well good for you man. But still, we are not worshipping the Darkspawn."
  • ???: Well, that's good! (Lord Cobra appears) Because now I won't have to worry about you ending up like Discord! Now you two better get to work scrubbing those toilets! (Gives them cleaning utensils) And trust me, it's not pretty in there.
  • Makunga: It's NEVER been pretty.
  • Cobra: Exactly! Besides, we won't need you or that jerkoff Junjie to get in the way while we get started with this little deal we were offered involving the mythological sanctuary of Mythos.
  • Makunga:... What do you mean?
  • Cobra: That's none of your business, jerks, because you're still being punished! So get your big asses into the bathroom before I give you a poo-swirly! (They do that, and Lord Cobra goes into a room where Dr. Blowhole, Clayton, and Mirage are waiting)
  • Mirage: So, what's this about a new Black Market going on in this mythological sanctuary of Mythos?
  • Cobra: Oh, it's foolproof! We'll not only make millions and possability obtain creatures, but we'll even get to destroy the Shell Lodgers out of it!
  • Clayton: Did this person making you the deal tell you who he is?
  • Cobra: No. All I know is that he's giving us a good deal that will allow us to destroy the Shell Lodgers, and make enough money to keep us from mortgage problems for months! And the promise of having monsters of Mythos on our side makes it more attractive.
  • Blowhole: Sple-e-e-e-e-endid!
  • Mirage: Well, pray for your soul that this deal turns up well in our favor.
  • Clayton: "Well my friends.... It looks it's time to go hunting...."

Fin?

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