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The Lodgers and Heroes Act have another mission in Ientasy, an old colony for the Zyaūar Masters for it's rich amounts of a many-named eco-resource called Müko, which, while renewable, was considered to be "The Planet's Blood", because according to the planet's original people, the Ietra, when the harvesting started, the planet effectively started weakening with each harvesting, thus effecting the environment in unpleasant ways, meaning that the planet was technically dying of 'Blood Loss' with the Muko resource being harvested in an unregulated manner. It didn't help that the leaders of those times weren't exactly considerate to the environment due to very outdated ways of thinking and skepticism of Muko being important to the planet untapped, having two rulers: The outer Teadr 1 President, President Ulucord Vor Ientasy and the Zyaūar Master leader, Master Gasprim Tola Țhreatwellș, who were both doing great things for their people, but were both feuding over who gets harvest rights onto the Muko, and both failed to acknowgedge the legitimate concern this risked for the planet, as Ientasy had the most outdated mindset that the planet can't be harmed from having Muko harvested and that it's just blamed on typical climate change and dubbed it 'hippie' talk, while Threatwells deems the idea of Muko being 'Planet Blood' the words of madmen and scoffs away any evidence of otherwise because of labelling it a conspiracy theory and/or hoax. Either way, the planet got into a position so bad that it is no longer excusable by global warming, and the two leaders were killed off by mass revolts for still failing to see the coincidental situation involving the Muko Harvesting. Afterwards, harvesting of Müko was all banned, and the world slowly recovered. However, millennia later, a new president who deemed the abandonment of Muko to be an economically bad thing, President Cornsby Shïïmra, removed the Muko ban for the good of the economy and had officially declared the claims of Muko being the planet's blood outright banned to speak about and once again deemed the previous issue as climate change shenanigans and bad timings. However, in this regard, Cornsby is actually correct in this regard as Ientasy was going through an extreme global warming problem when the times of the Muko mining coincidentally started to occur, and that both people of each side were just overreacting, and had the revolts not happened, the planet would've returned to normal on it's own and Muko mining wouldn't've been banned. It has, however, not detered a deluded and paranoid extremeist group from forming and rising to destroy any attempt to get Muko mining back on the map, naming themselves as Ientasy's Saviors, lead by a Sephiroth-like remnant of the Ietra race named Raish, who are powered by Muko and used these powers to attack Ientasy mining corperations and scare away outsider investers and any interested in building a business here involving Muko. By all means, it stopped illegit businesses like CrimeTech from ever wanting to invest in Muko, but it scared away legit business like Globex and Exxoron as well, detering alternate fuel dreams in the process. As such, Ientasy's Saviors are quickly dubbed as Eco-Terrorists who are both ruining Cornsby's economic recovery plans AND are hypocritically more harmful to the environment as in thanks to Muko being denied in the markets because of Ientasy's Saviors' excessive violence, fossil fuel, oils and gases have to become an accepted commodity and bring back that same climent change that caused the Muko ban ever since those times, which was originally disposed off by Cornsby's magnifisent Climent Re-Adjuster device, which sadly fell victim to the Saviors in deeming it an illusion machine. This machine is still being rebuildt dispite the troubled ecomnic evioment it has. Top it off, Cornsby struggles trying to get the public to re-reckindise that the prior problems with the Muko Harvesting was with an inconventent case of global warming that coinsided with Muko Harvesting from the fact the planet was naterolly hotter then what was expected and that his machine resolved that problem, but because the Ientasy' Saviors were mistook to be heroes, Cornsby is at his wits' end. He has called for the Grand Council to bring the Heroes Act and the Lougers to come save Ientasy from it's so-called "Saviors", and with both sides well enough convinced that these "Saviors" are not real heroes but at best reckless deldued idiots who blamed the goverment for mineute inconvinences and bad chances and are too ignorently believent of an elderly "Planet Purest" named Elder Ful L. O'Flies, who in secret is trying to make the mining fail just so Cornsby gets impeached for false promises and he can become president and make oil and other outmoded fuels, the real harmers of the planet, the only accepted commodity and doomed the planet to go the way of the Carboniods. Now the Heroes aim to stop this.

Scenes

Ientasy's "Saviors"

A Harvesting Factory.

  • A Factory was seen harvesting a beautiful green lidquid as intense security measures were seen around the drill.
  • A train arrived to the rig area and reached a station.
  • Two armed soldiers were waiting to meet the train.
  • Soldier 1: "Well, there's the 11:00 Muko Transport train ready to load the reshorce....."
  • Soldier 2: "Wait..... Isn't there usually a conductor or something?"
  • ???: "SAVIORS GO?!"
  • A Rambo sytiled rebeler leaped from the train and knocked a soldier out!
  • More rebelers leap out and beaten other soldiers?!
  • A big bulky gun-hand lizard came out!
  • Lizard: "Allright, Water-Equine, it's show time!"
  • A male Sea-Horse-being leaped up from the train, and do a needless actrobatic trick!
  • Sea Horse: "Showtime? Then I guess I better preform!"
  • Lizard: "HMMMMMMM, Mother of Xaro Gods. Okay, plan is, your going to have to hide the guards along with the transit crew and leave them in the caboose!"
  • Sea Horse: "I'm sorry, but I just have to say something-"
  • Lizard: "AND NOT, GET INTO ANY TROUBLE?! Now get to it, Water Equine!"
  • The Lizard ran off!
  • Two more soldiers turned up!
  • Soldier 1: "Hey, that guy just pwned Jerry and Barris!"
  • Soldier 2: "LET'S KICK HIS ASS AND NOT PAY MUCH ATTENTION TO THE XARO WITH A MACHINE GUN FOR A HAND?!"
  • Sea Horse: "ARE YOU SERIOUS?!"
  • The Two Solders pounce onto the Sea Horse and entered a fight!
  • The Sea Horse was actrobaticly dodging lazers from the soldier's guns and was able to eventually defeat the two!
  • Sea Horse: "That's what you two get for being f*****g dips***s?!"

A rally point.

  • The Sea Horse arrived with the other rebelers.
  • Rebeler 1: "Hey, loser, did you placed the guards in the train?"
  • Sea Horse: "It took me forever, but I did. And I HAVE A NAME, YOU KNOW?!"
  • Rebeler 2: "Then what's your name?"
  • Sea Horse: "Erroe Parblox! Arbasus, I told you a hundred times! And FYI, I'm of a different Parblox family!"
  • Lizard: "(Comes up) Well you're more of a Water-Equine to me, so I'm just gonna call ya that, Water Equine?!"
  • Rebeler 3: "Come on guys, let's get to the next point torwords the drill!"
  • The rebels ran off with the Lizard in tow!
  • Lizard: "Oh, Water Equine?.... Don't fuck up! Because if you do, your answering to me!"
  • Erroe: "Yeesh, drastic lack in faith in me much?"
  • Lizard: "Wiseass humor will not save you from the wrath of Barron! Now hurry up. We need to take down this drill."
  • Erroe: "Look, I've been thinking lately, and.... Why are we so determin to ruin Muko Mining Places?"
  • Barron: "You're seriously asking that?! Have you forgotten that Muko is planet blood?!"
  • Erroe: "Well, it's just that, I take a closer look, and, (Sees an eco friendly insigima on the prime generator from the drill), I, more or less question the very idea of attacking these things."
  • Barron: "(They arrive at a certain point) Let me ask you, Water-Equine! Do you even recall the dishastor involving the Teadr 1 Skytis bugs and Zanu, Uh, Zosu, Zoyu.... Uhhhh....."
  • Erroe: "Zyaūar Masters."
  • Barron: "Yeah, what you said! Remember the history between the two?! Both Ientasy, the planet's founder, and Master Threatwells, messed with Muko and caused the planet to go downhill until it stopped, bringing the planet back in harmony, but then Cornsby had to go and unban it?!"
  • Erroe: "Yeah, see, I have been doing some reshearch lately, and.... It's possable that Muko could've had nothing to do with that global warming mess. It could just be that we live in a naterolly intensely hot world that goes through an intense seasonal change of climate almost by-annually. The starting of Muko mining and it's end just seemed to coinsided with the event. Had those REALLY violent revolts not happen, the change could've ended and Muko could've been a well accepted commodity."
  • Barron: "Uggggh, you really are an idiot."
  • Erroe: "I'm just saying that MAYBE it's possable that Cornsby, (Quietly) Having my brother assassinated for an unclear reason aside, (Openly) Could have a point to this. I mean, ya think he wouldn't be so determined to go after Muko if it really was bad."
  • Barron: "Did it ever occur to you that maybe he's going after the stuff, cause he's either deluded, corrupt, OR BOTH?!"
  • Erroe: "Erm, well, when you put it like that-"
  • Barron: "EXACTLY, MORON!! We're going to make these basturds pay for their transgressions against the evioment! Because we're Ientasy's Saviors?!"
  • Rebels: "SAVIORS GO!!"
  • Erroe: "And, how, exactly, are we gonna-"
  • Barron: "We're gonna blow this motha-f****r up."
  • Erroe: "WHAT?! I thought we were Ientasy's "Saviors", NOT TERRORESTS!? Well, since this IS related to the evioment, ECO-TERRORESTS?!"
  • Barron: "Well how else did you think we were gonna take this rig down, dips***?! Viva told ya what we were doing, right?!"
  • Erroe: "She told me we were taking down a rig and that's it! SHE DIDN'T SAY ANYTHING ABOUT TERRORISUM!!"
  • Barron: "..... AW, SON OF A BITCH, VIVA?!"
  • Rebeler 1: "To be fair, we are trying to basicly blow up a government-owned Muko Drill, so being called Terrorests is not exactly as ludicrous as we would like to believe."
  • Rebeler 2: "Well, now that I think about it, it explains why the news always bad mouths us."
  • Rebeler 3: "Well suddenly I don't feel comfertable doing this anymore."
  • Barron: "OH WAY TO DEMORALISE THE MEN BY THINKING TOO MUCH, WATER-EQUINE?! JUST FOR THAT, YOUR BOMB PLANTER BITCH?! AND GUESS WHO'S COMING WITH YOU TO MAKE SURE, IT'S DONE RIGHT SINCE THE OTHER MEN ARE QUESTIONING THEMSELVES?!"
  • Erroe: Oh, SUUUURE, put the rookie with little to no experience in charge of something because of an honest opinion. Like that'll be right as rai-
  • Barron: INTERRUPT ME AGAIN, WATER-EQUINE! SEE WHAT HAPPENS!!!
  • The Duo marched on down and walk across the rig.
  • Erroe: "Ya sure you wanna blow the place up? It looks like with a few years time, it'll destroy itself!"
  • Barron: "That's only because this is a reused old-days Muko Rig Mining Facility Cornsby revived when Muko was un-banned. When we're done, his investment plans will fall short."
  • Eventually, Barron and Erroe reached the central system of the rig.
  • Barron: "Allright, now, plant the bomb, and set it for 20 minutes, enough time for us to scram."
  • Erroe: "Okay, fine- (Gets a migrain!)"
  • Voice: "Hey, bro, maybe NOT plant the bomb on the Muko Drill? That's not a good idea."
  • Erroe: "AGGGGH, S..... S...... Sepher?! Is, that..... You?!"
  • Voice: "Well, I would say that.... Bye."
  • Erroe: "(Migrains stop) WAIT!........."
  • Barron: "OH DON'T TELL ME YOU JUST HAD A SEISURE JUST NOW, DIPS***!! THE SAVIORS NEED TO HAVE HEALTHY PEOPLE!! And that should just as much apply to carriors of a small bomb with nuclear exploudsives?!"
  • Erroe: "NUCLEAR?! THERE'S URANIAM IN THIS SHIT?!"
  • Barron: "Well, Raish said it would set an affirmitive exsample, and-"
  • Erroe: "OKAY, HOLD UP?! I respect the guy as a great war hero and one of the few native Ietras left, BUT THIS?! Cornsby's goons or not, they're still people, and they could DIE!! Ya, Ya know what?! Screw this?! I refuse to plant something that could leave millions dead?!"
  • Barron: "Aw don't quit on me now, Water Equine!!"
  • A Giant Combat Robot appeared!
  • Barron: "DID YOU F*** UP?!"
  • Erroe: YOUR FAULT, YOU BROUGHT ME HERE, YOU OVERGROWN LIZARD!
  • Female Voice: "Actselly, our security drones saw you two standing there with the device. Kindly surrender, and no one has to get hurt."
  • Barron: "...... DAMN IT, WATER-EQUINE?!"
  • Erroe: SHUT UP, YOU PUT ME IN CHARGE OF BOMBS, NOT SURVEILLANCE!!!
  • The Combat Robot tried to attack the two but they turned and ran away from the rig center!
  • Female Voice: "ALL SECURITY UNITS, MOBLEISE?! TERRORESTS ARMED WITH A NUCLEAR EXPLOUDISVE SIGHTED?!"
  • Erroe: "THIS IS NOT HOW THE IENTASY SAVIORS SHOULD BEHAIVE?! WE SHOULD'VE BEEN HEROES OUT TO INSPIRE PEOPLE TO FIGHT AGAINST CORNSBY, NOT BE ALL "OH LOOK AT ME, I'M A CRAZY TERROREST THAT WANTS TO KILL WHO KNOWS HOW MANY PEOPLE BECAUSE I THINK THAT MUKO'S BAD NEWS BECAUSE OF A POSSABLE CASE OF MISIDENTIFICATION?! I JUST LOOOOOOOOOOOOOVE HURTING PEOPLE TO PUSH A STUPID IDEALOGIGY"?!"
  • Barron: "CAN YOU NOT MAKE YOURSELF AN EVEN BIGGER IDIOT THEN ALREADY?!"
  • Erroe: "OH IT'S NOT LIKE THEY'RE GONNA TAKE THAT OUT OF CONTEXT?!"
  • Barron and Erroe regrouped with the other rebelers and ran from the bot, but at a certain point, arrived on a crossway, and get surrounded by soldiers!
  • Barron: "..... Wow, ain't that just like the Horboid leader of Ientasy's Saviors taking us to the wrong direction and getting us all captured!"
  • Erroe: "Wow! Back the bus up on me, why don't ya, D***-BAG?!?"
  • ???: "Well, well, well."
  • A Ryptock in a regel suit came up.
  • Ryptock: "What do we have here?"
  • A Spidklon bodyguard, A Skepticen regel commander and a female Slurhym assistent slithering not too far from him, all appeared right behind him.
  • Spidklon: "Looks like a bunch of dirty Terrorests, sir."
  • Skep: "All ready for a due execution under your command, my leige."
  • The Female Slurhym: "Just say the word, then I'll shoot. (Brings out an intense gun)."
  • Barron: "Awww crap, she has a Garganula Business Ender gun?!"
  • Erroe: "You know what that thing is?!"
  • Barron: "My people rival the Garganulas in weaponry, I know my gun s***!!"
  • Ryptock: "Well if I'm not mistaken, I say we caught the Vrats that were eating and spoiling our cheese."
  • Erroe: "President Cornsby. And his butt-kissers, Scraarp, General Athoraton and Serpentus."
  • President Cornsby (Ryptock): "That's yours truely."
  • Serpentus (Slurhym): "Indeed. In the living flesh. Unfortunately, soon, the same will not be said about you fanactics. You just couldn't've leave the cheese alone like the vrats you are, cause now this time the cheese has a trap set to it."
  • Erroe: "Bet you never figure to see me again, Cornsby. After how you had either your bodyguard or your "assisent" bounty hunter kill off my brother!"
  • President Cornsby and the trio were confused by that....
  • President Cornsby: "I have not the slightist earthly idea what you are recaleting, boy."
  • General Athoraton (Skep): "Wait..... Aren't you Sepher's brother? He was one of my best soldiers!"
  • Erroe: "..... (Quietly) Roll with it, at least one of them reckindises you. (Openly) WELL I CAME TO AVENGE MY BROTHER'S DEATH BY THE HANDS OF YOU FOUR, FOR..... Whatever it is he did to upset you bunch that would warrent such a thing. Like, okay, did he end up unvailing some secret goverment conspiracty, or, were those super-soldier exspeariments of RANGER being called into question by him and you wanted him to shut up, did he discover a Muko-Powered Astro Laser Project, did he called you a bad name and you over-reacted?! ANYTHING?!"
  • General Athoraton: "..... Sepher's dead? Well no wonder he never came back from that old mission I sent him on! I thought he was just taking his sweet time!"
  • Erroe: "But.... But..... Raish said-"
  • President Cornsby: "I hate to break your hero worship of him, but Raish is a madman gone rogue that made an irrational concludsion about Muko and tricked easily malmitulateable simpletons like you into thinking that the infamous miscalulation that is the Muko Controversey was justifived, when really, it was all just bad timing. Well, I will soon prove indeffently that Threatwells and Founder President Ientasy were needlessly murdered by over-reaction and fear-mongering from those that would believe a crack-pot throey that Muko was Planet Ientasy's "Blood", and that the problems that occured was just a bad case of the planet going through a by-annual Climate Change independent of whether or not we are mining for Muko! In fact, I had a machine that was fixing the problem until you "Saviors" trashed it. You even accused it of being an illusion machine too. And now I hear that you were gonna blow up this drill with a nuclear device?"
  • Erroe: "BARRON'S IDEA, NOT MINE!!"
  • Barron: "Uh, I appresiate the attempt of asking me to sacrivice myself for your cause, leader of the Saviors Erroe Parblox, but really, it would be more nobler of you to take all the credit for YOUR idea!"
  • Rebeler 1: "Wait, but didn't Raish gave you the idea, Barron?"
  • Barron: "OH, NICE ONE, DUMBASS!!"
  • Erroe: Yeah, shows you for FRAMING SOMEONE, TERRORIST!!
  • Barron: DON'T YOU SASS ME, WATER-EQUINE!!!
  • President Cornsby: "I'm afraid to say that we heard quite enough. General?"
  • General Athoraton: "Yes, Herr President. TROOPS?! READY?! (The Soldiers and the Bots aimed their guns) AIM?! (The Focus right at the rebelers) FIRE?! (The Soldiers started to fire, but a sheild pop-up and protected the group, as it was seen that Erroe was screaming like a bitch!)"
  • ???: "YOU GUYS, HAD ONE, JOB?!"
  • A Leafy Sea Dragon Female with a narly looking temper flew up on a jetpack holding a sheild gun!
  • Barron: "HEY, VIVA?! Uhhhh..... We can explain-"
  • Viva: "SAVE IT WHEN WE'RE NOT GUN FODDER!! (She charged torwords the briage and got loose from the jetback and qouddrople flipped onto it and started to smack down on soldiers)! WE HAVE TO GET BACK ON THE TRAIN?!"
  • Viva started to lead the retreating rebelers!
  • General Athoraton: "WHAT, WHA, GET THEM?!"
  • The Soldiers charged!

Later...

  • The Soldiers looked all over the entire rig.
  • It was seen that the Train, after the knocked-out guards, conducter and train stuff were left behind in the caboose, the train was escaping the rig.

Inside Train....

  • Barron: "....... WELL THAT SUCKED?!"
  • Erroe: "Okay, Viva, be honest with me... WHAT THE ACTUAL HELL?!? YOU DIDN'T SAY YOU WANTED ME TO COMMIT ECO-TERRORISUM?!"
  • Viva: "I SAID I NEEDED A FAVOR FROM YOU?!"
  • Erroe: "THE LEAST YOU CAN DO IS SPEFICIFY DETAILS?! NOW WE'RE WANTED?!"
  • Barron: "Kinda already are ever since we wrecked that fancy illusion machine. But, oh, now it's WAAAAAAAAAAAY worse."
  • The Rebelers began to act up and panic!
  • Viva: "OKAY, EVERYONE, CALM THE F*** DOWN?!"
  • The Rebelers did that.
  • Viva: "(Sighs)..... Okay, let's go back to the bar, and plan for next time, okay? Let's agree that maybe Nuclear was TOO INTENSE?! How's about we make a bomb that only destroys the drill, while NOT risking a Nuclear Holocost! Okay?"
  • Barron: "Totally."
  • Erroe: "Errr, well, even without the nuclear engery, it's still eco-terrorisum, so-"
  • Barron: Don't over-exaggerate it, Water-Equine!
  • Erroe: IT'S NOT OVER-EXAGGERATION, IT'S TECHNICAL TRUTH!!!

Viva's Bar

  • Barron: Now then, we need to discuss our next plan of action once we get ready to close up. So if there's anyone who persists in staying afterwards, ESPECIALLY those drunk off their asses from beer, the trick is to calmly, and collectively, ask them to-

Later...

  • Barron: GET THE F*** OUT, IT'S CLOSING TIME, DOUCHE-NOZZLES!!!
  • ???: What's a douche nozzle?
  • Erroe: AWWW, NICE JOB, BARRON, YOU JUST MADE THIS KID A FUTURE CANDIDATE FOR SOAP POISONING!
  • Rebeler #1: I'm pretty sure soap isn't poisonous.
  • Erroe: Point being, it'll be your fault if she curses in front of peers! Let ME handle this... (Clears throat)... GET THE FLAP OUTTA THIS FLAPPING BAR, YOU MOTHER FLAPPERS, BEFORE I SHOVE YOUR GROOPES SO FAR UP YOUR POOPER, YOU'LL PEE-PEE IN IT AND THROW IT UP OUT YOUR MOUTH WITH A BAD TASTE! (Everyone ran away cowardly)
  • Viva: Yikes, Erroe!
  • Erroe: Hey, I was child-friendly that time! NOW, IF THERE'S NO MORE SPIT, WE CAN GET OUTTA THIS NIGHTMARE, AND GET IN THIS BAR!

Inside Bar

  • Viva: (They went in) Well, that was QUITE a spaz move, Erroe!
  • Erroe: SPAZ?!? YOU JUST TRICKED ME INTO TERRORISM?!? NOW, EVERYONE'S GONNA BE HIGH IN MY ASS BECAUSE THEY THINK I'M SOME KIND OF PSYCO!!
  • Viva: Uh, how is destroying a drill that sucks the life from the planet terrorism?
  • Erroe: First off, that stuff about Muko being the planet's lifeforce, is still being called into question, secondly... EVERY, SINGLE, PART, OF, IT, WAS TERRORISM!!! WHAT DO YOU THINK TERRORISM IS?!? HAVE YOU EVEN HEARD OF THE PHENDS?!? OUR PLANET IS AMONG THE PLANETS THAT AGREED TO SHELTER THEIR DEFECTERS FOR CRAP'S SAKE?!
  • Viva: Erroe, bud... Would I EVER risk your life by bringing you into-
  • Erroe: The question doesn't matter, yes, you definitely would! Why the f*** do you think we broke up?
  • Viva: OH, DON'T START THAT AGAIN!
  • Barron: ALRIGHT, EVERYONE, LET'S NOT PULL S*** AGAIN!
  • Viva: Again? What did he do first?
  • Barron: Tell you later. Right now, I'm pooped! Later, children here will laugh in hilarity when I TELL 'EM ABOUT THE WATER-EQUINE, WHO F****D UP!
  • Erroe: HEY, MAYBE I WOULDN'T HAVE IF YOU DIDN'T YELL IN MY FACE LIKE A BRAIN-DEAD PRONKES!!!
  • Viva: Erroe, stop, you're scaring the customers!
  • Erroe: Oh, yes, because our biggest concern is your business!
  • Viva: Erroe, I don't know what got you so hopped up, but you better apologize to him right now!
  • Erroe: F*** THAT! THEY WERE INTOLERABLE AND PLACED BLAME ON ME EVERY CHANCE THEY GOT-
  • Viva: Did you f*** up?
  • Erroe:... What even IS "f*****g up", really-
  • Viva: OHH, YOU F****D UP!
  • Erroe: WHOA, TIME THE F*** OUT, WEEDS!!!
  • Viva: NO! NO TIME OUTS! AND I TOLD YOU, NEVER, TO CALL ME WEEDS! NOW YOU GO DOWN THERE AND APOLOGIZE TO THEM WHILE I CLOSE THIS PLACE UP!
  • Erroe: Ohhh, sure, as if scaring off the customers wasn't enough, now you're scared people will steal the 50 cents in your tip ja-
  • Viva: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!
  • Erroe: AAHHHH!! (His ears bled) MY F*****G EARHOLES!!! Okay, Okay, I'm going to apologize, sheesh!
  • Viva: Thank you, Erroe!
  • Erroe: F*** you! (He ran off)

Speakeasy

  • Barron: So, yeah, everything was going well, until Erroe f****d up by leading us into a surveyed area!
  • Erroe: Oh, sure, as if you screaming your ass off helped. Anyway, Viva the Weed told me to say sorry, not that you deserve it, but JUST because I wanna be modest!
  • Barron: Apology not accepted after that first comment! You oughta apologize the right way!
  • Erroe: Hey, that's the only apology I'm offering. Take it or leave it!
  • Barron: Alright, fine! Anyway, ya' missed the news! They drew a poor picture of you. We STILL had a blast, and we were JOYED we did our duty, even if wasn't exactly, completed, in no thanks to you!
  • Erroe: Terrorism, is a duty?... Why is Viva friends with you again?
  • Barron: Because!
  • Erroe: Because what?
  • Barron: Because!
  • Erroe: Sorry, 'Because' alone doesn't count! I want a REAL answ-
  • ???: DADDY!!!
  • Barron: LELE!!! (A young monitor lizard went to hug Barron) My dear adopted daughter since there aren't that many Xaros in this part of the system dispite being in the same universe as Xaroootey.
  • Erroe:... Why'd you say that? I already know about your race! What, is this some kinda story line? Ugh, why am I talking to a lunatic with a cyber-arm cause of the fact Xaros don't have regeneration? Whatever had happened, I guess it messed up his head.
  • Barron: Hmmph! Judgemental much?
  • Erroe: Anyway, hey, Lele-
  • Barron: YOU DON'T GET TO SPEAK TO HER IF YOU CAN'T SPEAK TO HER FATHER KINDLY!
  • Erroe: OH, WHY SHOULD I AFTER THE WAY YOU TREATED ME BACK THERE?!?
  • Lele: Daddy, whose the mean stupid-looking Horboid?
  • Erroe:... And you don't want me to speak to her, why, considering she's likely had an impression from you?
  • Barron: BECAUSE SHE'S TOUGH! SHE KILLED ONE OF THE RAPISTS WHO NECROPHILIZED HER MOTHER! SHE'S A TOUGH GIRL, AND YOU WILL SHOW HER, AND HER FATHER, RESPECT!
  • Erroe: Hey, you're not being nice right now. In fact, if you're just gonna do nothing but scream as if it's the normal way you talk, then I'm going home!
  • Barron: You ain't going nowhere, boy!
  • Erroe: Oh, I think I am!
  • Barron: If you walk out there, your ass is gonna be picked up by Cornsby's police.
  • Erroe: Oh, come on, as if they'd recognize me in a likely poor presentation of that picture.
  • Barron: No, but it's damn easy to compare. Plus, I would imagine that the likely camera footage in that NOT destroyed Muko Drill would give a MORE accreate discription, what with it NOT being blown to kingdom come!?
  • Erroe:... Damn you, logic!... BUT STILL, WHOSE FAULT IS THAT?!?
  • Barron: Be that as it may, you're still stuck with us.
  • Erroe:... Alright, Viva... I'm gonna have a talk with you once I see you!
  • Barron: Treat the lady nicely!
  • Erroe: I WILL TREAT HER HOWEVER I WANT, GO F*** YOURSELF! (He left)

Viva's Bedroom

  • Viva: So... How'd it go?
  • Erroe: I apologized, but as usual, Barron was being a jackass! Now, because of you... I cannot show myself in public without being arrested!
  • Viva: You're telling me. (She got a wanted poster) I mean, look at this crude drawing of you! You are SO easy to compare. Not helping that there's likely PLEANTY of video evidence thanks to the not-at-all destroyed Muko Rig! In fact, I bet, with that vrat's nest of hair-fins of yours, I'm sure you'd be such a hit to prison homos!
  • Erroe: Viva, don't you dare!
  • Viva: I mean, look at it! It's so wavy, and long... They'd do all KINDS of stuff with it!
  • Erroe: DON'T YOU F*****G DARE-
  • Viva: Four dudes... At a minimum... IN EVERY DIRECTION!
  • Erroe: THAT'S IT! (The two wrestled, albeit poorly and very immaturely with grapples, tickles, and so on)
  • Barron: If you two are finished 'feloot-fighting' as you call it, did you convince Erroe to stay?
  • Viva: Four dudes!
  • Barron: Ohhhh, BURN! Those hair-fins is so long, it's hard to not notice!
  • Erroe: I can see why you can't have any REAL friends, or an ACTUAL boyfriend! 5 seconds after you meet somebody, you hurt their feelings and/or ruin them.
  • Viva: Will you stop whining like a little bitch, and just agree that it's best that you stay with us? You don't HAVE to join us... But you may need to if you're gonna survive out here.
  • Erroe: "(Groans) I'm already considered to be assusiated with you people, so, it's not like I have a real choice in the matter!"
  • Viva: Now that we got that out of the way, tell me.... Where, exactly, did you came to believe that what we're doing is actselly questionable?
  • Erroe: "Oh, I ran into this nice but VERY confused Ietra girl that said her grandfather knows Elder Ful L. O'Flies and said he was a total f*****g liar and that we're idiots for listening to him."
  • Viva: "YOU SAW ANOTHER WOMAN?!"
  • Barron: "OH-HO-HO, I SMELL A LOVE TRIANGLE AND S***!!"
  • Erroe: "Oh will you relax, she was mostly just a friend anyway, her over-protective cousin threaten to kick my ass if I even DARE look at her with dirty thoughts! Also, she's barely even 16, I'm at least 17!"
  • Viva: "..... You do realise that this Ietra has actually seen you, right? Cornsby's enforcers will think to ask questions if they are curious about you questioning things and use that against us! We need to get to wherever you found this c**t and take her with us so she can't be used against us!"
  • Erroe: "Uggggh, okay, fine! BUT NO KILLING OR TORTURE!!"
  • Barron: "WHAT DO YOU TAKE US FOR, MONSTERS?!"
  • Viva: ".... You guys recently tried to implant a nuclear fueled bomb onto a rig."
  • Barron: "..... Fair point, BUT STILL! Besides, only Raish or Ful can say we can kill anyone?! The least we can do, is just take her, strap her down, and maybe do a ransom tape if we're feeling d***ish!"
  • Erroe: "A RANSOM TAPE?!"
  • Barron: "OKAY, OKAY, FINE, NO RANSOM TAPE...... Not yet anyway."
  • Erroe: "(Sighs), What the hell did I just agreed too?"
  • ???: (Menacing monotone voice) Erroe, is correct, everyone! (A menacing silhouette with a large sword approached as everyone trembled as an Ietra similar to Sephiroth came in)
  • Erroe: R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-
  • Viva: (She slaps him)
  • Erroe: D'AH! RAISH!
  • Raish: Erroe!... I have come for a report in the progress of our missions... But given your drama show, I can clearly see it went as well as giving a feloot a bath!
  • Barron: Mister Raish, we're a bunch of misfit morons, of COURSE it's how we handle it. Not helping ERROE here f****d up- (Raish grabbed him by the neck) YAAHKK!!
  • Raish: (Suddenly donned menacing tone) HE DID NOT SCREW THIS UP! YOU KNEW HE WAS THE LEAST EXPERIENCED, AND YOU DECIDE TO PLACE HIM IN BOMB DUTY BECAUSE OF A LAME EXCUSE OF DISCOURAGEMENT! THAT IS A SIGN OF WEAKNESS! I know I don't have to remind you of the last person who disappointed me!
  • Viva:... (Sighs) Yeah, Barron! My brother was not very supportive.
  • Erroe: And it explains more than the death of your mother.
  • Viva: Erroe, shut up!
  • Raish: WHAT DID I SAY?!? YOU WILL SPEAK PROFESSIONALLY AND DUTIFULLY IN MY PRESENCE! Fighting is NOT some drama show, OR cartoon musical! Suck it up, and respect my presence!
  • Erroe: Y-Y-Y-Y-Y-Y-Y-Y-Y-Y-YES, SIR!
  • Raish: (Goes back to monotone) Now then! This mission may've failed... But nobody got hurt... Well, nobody important. But I must demote Barron here as a leader and guide for his carelessness.
  • Barron: WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAT?!?
  • Raish: Yes! Your carelessness caused Erroe to give away our location and made our next mission difficult. They'll be expecting us. You will be demoted away from leading and important raid missions and only be sent to the sidelines. Given that minigun arm of yours, it shouldn't be difficult. Am I clear?
  • Barron:... (Sighs) Clear as glass, sir!
  • Raish: Good! Now, Erroe? You and Viva will be in charge of retrieving that Ietra with sensitive information while Barron does his demoted business. Do not disappoint me next time. That goes for you, Barron! Otherwise, you will lose more than your arm. (He left)
  • Barron:... That guy gives me the creeps!
  • Erroe: He stood up for me!... YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!
  • Viva: Why do you keep doing that every time he comes?
  • Erroe: BECAUSE HE'S AWESOME, AND HE'S MY HERO!
  • Viva: Why don't you steal his sword and use is as a d***o while you're at it?
  • Erroe: Ha-ha-ha!

An Ally to the Bar

  • Raish was seen walking down, as a robed figuer showed up.
  • Figure: "I THOUGHT I TOLD YOU TO NOT USE NUCLEAR IN THE BOMB?! I ONLY WANTED THE RIGS DESTROYED, NOT ALL OF SOCITY?!"
  • Raish: "Ugggggh. Well pardon me if I felt Nuclear would send a stronger message then just blowing up something Cornsby's money can replace like as if nothing ever happened."
  • Figure: "BUT THAT DIDN'T MEAN I WANT MY CLAN BE RESPONDSABLE FOR A NUCLEAR HOLOCAUST!!"
  • Raish: "(Sigh)..... Okay, fair point. But remember that I am in it for revenge, not just so your clan can continue to harvest fossil fuels with a long defunct company."
  • Figure: "This is MORE then reviving Oilphiles Incorperated-"
  • Raish: "STILL A STUPID NAME!! Not meaning serious disrespect per say, it's just an honest fact that just happens to be hurtful. It makes your company sound like they have a fetish for something that KILLS animals!"
  • Figure: "HUSH?! This is more than just that! This is about making sure that people will never touch Muko ever again! And if they ever come to believe that Harvesting Muko isn't respondsable for climate change- Duh, which trust me, it is, (Nerviously laughs), AHEM! That means that Ientasy's Saviors have failed their mission, and Cornsby will enjoy a short-lived victory before he ineditably dooms himself!"
  • Raish: "Ya know, I always kinda wondered, I mean, I'm literally a guy, who is able to fly with one giant angel wing dispite the laws of physics saying that's impossible, and a giant ass traditional Zyauar Blade. Why can't I just assassinate Cornsby and be done with this quicker?"
  • Figure: "It's a thing called SUBTLETY?! Besides, thanks to Cornsby, too many polotisions came to agree with him and will just continue what he left off! Let alone his vice president basturd son of his! To really defeat him, we need to destroy the rigs to the point that his vast money is wasted trying to repair them, and he'll be forced to resign in defeat when he ends up causing an economic breakdown, then I will take over and ban Muko Mining forever! The Fozzel Fuel Industry will rule forever?! (Laughs maniacly?!)"
  • Raish: "Okay, seriously, why do you keep laughing after a speech? Like what, does a really funny joke keep popping up in your head when you finish an overly dramatic speech?"
  • Figure: "Don't ask too much questions. Now, what about Sepher's idiotic brother? Did you place him in a way he can be controlled?"
  • Raish: "I replaced Barron in favor of him."
  • Figure: "Excellent. DAMN, that guy from that coal mining village ruined by one of Cornsby's inner circle fuck-buddies has REALLY lost his edge as much as he lost his arm and healing factor. And I mean healing factor as in the ability to heal wounds, cause everyone knows Xaros are one of those weird lizards that can't regrow limbs. Regardless, that should make him at least, well, slow down about questioning what I told him and the other idiots, in no thanks to the female Ietra bitch-"
  • Raish: "I WILL NOT TOLERATE INSULTS ABOUT MY PEOPLE!!"
  • Figure: "DAAAH, ARBASUS KRAAN!! Okay, okay, sorry! But still, you still have to agree with me that the Ietra child IS an inconvinence!"
  • Raish: ".... That being said..... Don't worry, I sent the saviors to get her out of the picture, non-fatally."
  • Figure: "Good. At least there's SOME good news for once! Though I'm worried that the latest debacle may set the more fair-weathered people away from us! Cornsby's media will make sure of it!"
  • Raish: "Let Cornsby's little news vrats say whatever they want. And let the people say what they want about us. I will see the fall of Cornsby's Muko Empire, one way or another, even if history doesn't remember me kindly. Nothing will stop my revenge for mother."
  • Figure: "Uh, yeah, good for you. I'm gonna get back to the Prime Savior HQ in the first founding Oilphile Incorperated building- (Stops Raish from calling out the name again) UP-UP-UP! I know what you're going to say, so, I'll rephrase it! I'm going to the founding building in that crime infested city Faku City. Keep me posted on any new reports... And for Kraan's sake, make sure we meet up in someplace more decent next time!"
  • Raish: "Oh just be glad it's not the sewers again, old man....."
  • Figure: "..... You win this round, sassy boy. (The Figure leaves)...."
  • Raish: "..... (Quietly) I am SOOOO looking forword to betraying his stupid ass when it is convinent."
  • Figure's voice: "What was that?"
  • Raish: "Duuuuh, I mean, brooding, brooding, mother, revenge!"
  • Figure's voice: "...... Whatever."

(Later...)

  • President Cornsby was seen returning to his office with Serpentus, Scraarp, and Athoraton.
  • Serpentus: "Sir, we can't afford to handle this problem on our own anymore. The future of Ientasy's true desteny with Muko is at stake thanks to those mockery of "Saviors"!"
  • Scraarp: "Indeed. The power of what Muko promises for a cleaner world and for the further extinctioning of fossil fuels and the oil industry cannot be forsaken once again."
  • General Athoraton: "Herr President, what are your orders?"
  • President Cornsby: "... I once heard from an old college friend in Mieber that he had his bad rebel problem resolved quite quickly with a duo of famous hero groups, each respectively known as the Shell Lodge Squad and the HA. They will clean up our little Vrat problem effectively enough."
  • General Athoraton: "All due respect my leige, but are you sure those heroes won't fall for the assumption as well, let alone become an instant interest by those fanatics?"
  • President Cornsby: "Then make sure they come to us first. Besides, the "Saviors" are very likely to lick their self-inflicted wounds after the embarrassing failed attempt to basically risk a doomsday on this planet. And trust me, the fact they tried that at all, speaks volumes that the heroes will feel no sympathy for them whatsoever."
  • Serpentus: "But it's been said that they tend to sympathize with tragedy-bound individuals. And that is what Raish is. He lost his mother to climate change and blamed it on Muko, even when evidence has considered otherwise. Are you sure they can be trusted to stay on course to defeat the false saviors?"
  • President Cornsby: "Well, it's a might better than just waiting for them to try and blow up another Muko Mining Facility in my opinion. But if you're worried about them going against us, then feel free to work with the misfits and keep them on track."
  • Serpentus: "..... I also heard that they tend to be..... Weird. I'm not sure if I can stomach their stupidity and randomness."
  • President Cornsby: "Well I recommend you start getting used to it, if you want to make sure they are kept from having their heartstrings tugged."
  • Serpentus: "..... As you wish, Mr. President."

President Cornsby Gets REAL Heroes Involved

Cornsby's Office.

  • A well dressed person before Cornsby: "Okay sir, but once again, these misfits have a bad tendingincy to be inadvertingly reckless and bring intense property damage wherever they go! I must implore you, to leave the "Saviors" to be our problem! Sending these heroes to go after what is basicly like, nothing more then a handful of deluded extremeists is not only financially irresponsible, but our PR will take a NOTICEABLE hit!"
  • President Cornsby: "Well you see, Ree, those Saviors will only get more and more dangerous and/or stupider with each passing moment and only serve to further, trouble us. Any damage the heroes will do, we'll have to cope with."
  • Ree: "Well, okay, fine, but I still say that getting them involved is an ABSOLUTELY TERRIBLE PLAN! Okay, how about a metaphor: It's like trying to make an omelet... WITH A THUNDER EGG!! It's just gonna end up breaking the pan!! Seriously, this sounds like something Genjigger yelled out in a meeting, and NOBODY questioned him on it!"
  • A Large Bulky General showed up. This was Genjigger
  • Genjigger: "Oh, why question such a practical plan, Ree?"
  • Ree: "BECAUSE IT'S PRACTICALLY, INSANE!! President Cornsby, not only are we gonna risk needless damage just to go after what is basicly like, not even very compident terrorists, but that's gonna end poorly for our PR!! This will also risk some of our more, profitable areas! The Distillary District? The Water Park? THAT FOLOFELL STAND WE ALL REALLY LOVE?!? AS THE HEAD OF URBAN DEVELOPMENTS, GETTING KNOWN RECKLESS OUTSIDERS TO HELP US IS THE MOST COUNTER-PRODUCTIVE RESOLUTION IMAGINABLE!!"
  • Genjigger: "Ohhhh, I'm sorry, Ree! We are only being men of action, while... You were making that Zonbei Tree in your office your wife! (He laughs)
  • Ree: I'LL MAKE YOU MY WIFE, YOU SON OF A-
  • Cornsby: Genjigger? (The Bulky General stopped)..... Ree DOES have a fair point.
  • Ree: WHEW, THANK YOU ARBASUS! Much appreciation, sir!
  • Cornsby: Let me finish! It's no secret that the Lodgers don't tend to have any threat be taken care of, cleanly. But it would however be a worse PR nightmare to NOT do anything to stop these radicals. Yes, our media control labels them as idiotic and reckless fanatics for now, but should they succeed in destroying at least one rig, that will get to the people, get them to pay attention, and likely into the O'Flies' hands! If Muko Mining falls, it may never, come back again. Then the fossil fuel industry will win, and if THAT happens, climate change will go unchallenged and grow strong to the point that Ientasy will be turned into an arid wasteland in future's time! So I am willing to risk those fine profitable things if it means the "Saviors", are put in their place for good! Am I clear, Ree?
  • Ree: "..... Transparent, sir."
  • Cornsby: "Good. Your dismissed, gentlemen."

(Later...) The Presidental Building

  • The Van and the HA Ship arrived near the building.
  • The heroes came out of it and were greeted by President Cornsby and his trio.
  • President Cornsby: "My good misfits, it is a pleasure to finally meeting you in person after hearing so much from my old colleague, Hackagon of Mieber. I, am President Cornsby Moguba Shïïmra. Please come this way. There is much to discuss."
  • Icky: "Okay, but we're onto you about the chance of you turning out to be a villain! Because this place is REALLY akin to a famous Final Fantasy Game!"
  • President Cornsby: You mean Last Imagination, right? The Dimensional Counterpart Translation IS a good way to clear that up.
  • Icky:... (He looks it up) Okay, the AUU Final Fantasy equivalent, right! Nothing personal, but, while we do NOT agree of what these moronic excuses for Saviors are doing, it's not to say they're doing this for lols!
  • Shifu: "Espeically when history was concerned! And people were very convinced that mining "Muko" was considered a bad thing."
  • Scraarp: "(Growls), Sir, they have not even been here for more then 5 seconds and they turn against you!?"
  • President Cornsby: "Not nessersarly, they're just making me aware that they're on the fence over who's side they're on. I do admit that there is indeed a very great moral grey area between both sides of the conflict unfortunately made that way by misconceptions. Well that's why it's important to follow me on this."
  • Lord Shen: "Well if you perhaps explain why you're risking a repeat of history, then please, enlighten us."
  • President Cornsby: "Eager to learn, I see. Okay, follow me."
  • The Group headed on into the building.

Cornsby's Office

  • Cornsby shows the heroes his office.
  • Hudson: "Ohhh, snazzy place you got here."
  • Cornsby: "Thank you. I'm always one about style and flare. Now, let's get down to business. (A servent drone arrived with a book) Let me explain the unfortunately now-controversial discovery of Muko, in no thanks to, inconvenient timing..."

Flashback

  • (Cornsby): (As Final Fantasy music played) A long time ago, the Skytis race discovered a planet with a unique resource that would become Ientasy, which was named after the Skytis leader, President Ientasy. The Skytis race discovered Muko, a beautiful green substance made from the core fusion of this world's chemical composition that can have many uses, it's most popular being that it can effectively replace traditional fuels as the pefect source for moter vehicles, it's easy to replicate and make copies just as authentically as the original, it's useful for enhancement in many conceivable ways, and it's renewable and environmentally-friendly, unlike what the DCT says about your version of Last Imagination, which is a fictional representation of a Zyaūar Master colony just like this one, and in some ways, IS this one given it was developed here. Know that the greatest part is that it doesn't have negative effects on people and animals like you would expect. In fact, when touched, it enhances them, so I would imagine that they would be a favorite for super-soldier projects as well, like what I did with the RANGER Project. President Ientasy saw it as a great potential and an even greater investment, not just economically, but morally, for the UUniversal Community at large to have in thanks to it's greatness. Muko could've been a beloved fuel source. Unfortunately, the Skytis entered a bit of a friendly competition with Zyaūar Masters, under the leadership of Master Țhreatwellș, who mainly want Muko to be a unique commodity to the Zyaūar Masters. Thus, Muko ended up being competed with. Unfortunately, the Muko mining ended up starting when the planet's by-annual climate change made from the planet, just being naturally hot and massively humid resulting in crazy weather, made worse by the fact that Ietras were big fossil-fuel users, so Muko could've been something that saved these people, but unfortunately, colonists of non-Skytis and Zyaūar origin ended up finding the deceitful O'Flies Clan-
  • (Icky): AW, COME ON! YOU COULDN'T CHOOSE A CREATIVE NAME, YET AGAIN?!? WHY NOT, 'Oilwell' or 'Oils', or whatever? Why do we come across guys like this on a regular basis?!? Why the f*** would their parents give them such STUPID laughable names?!? That's just ASKING for him/her being a bully victim!!
  • (Cornsby): Their original name WAS Oiles until a female married a guy with that last name, so given Oiles was a maiden name... The Clan got stuck with it as time passed.
  • (Icky): Still doesn't save that stupid joke of wordplay names from getting stupid old. Anyway, continue.
  • (Scraarp): See? This is what Ree was afraid of!
  • (Cornsby): I never said you could speak, Scraarp! Anyway, their name may be hard to have them be taken seriously, but make no mistake, they are NOT a laughing matter. They are a predominant pro-oil clan for a now-defunct Oil Company, Oilphiles Inc- (Some of the Lodgers laughed).... I know, I know, it sounds funny!
  • (Icky): FUNNY IS AN UNDERSTATEMENT, BRO! IT'S HILARIOUS!! OILY JOE WOULD EAT HIS HEART OUT, BECAUSE WITH A NAME LIKE THAT, IT'D DIE QUICKLY BECAUSE... (Scoffs)... THEY FETISHIZE SOMETHING THAT KILLED INNOCENT ANIMALS!!!
  • (Rico): (He did silly noises as Kowalski timed it with a stopwatch)
  • (Cornsby): Everyone, please, try to take this seriously. Anyway, the O'Flies Clan began tricking people into believing the actually relatively-debunked myth, done so by the Ietras of wiser clans, that Muko was 'Ientasy's Blood', like this 'Mako' in your Last Imagination counterpart. It's 'life force' if you well, never mind the long-proven scientific facts that the climate by-annual changes have been a thing now since time began, being a naturally-hotter planet, and that it's more intense state was because of the oil and fossil fuels that less-enlightened Ietra clans were using, and thus say that the climate change was because of Muko being harvested. Now, usually such obvious lies would not be credible, but sadly, the people reacting poorly to the by-annual change affected their sense of judgment and found the obvious liars to be believable. It helped little that both the Skytis President and Master Țhreatwellș have otherwise wisely refused to bow to such demands to stop Muko mining for it's far greater beneficial importance, because unfortunately, they were also too quick to declare the concerned populace to be 'delusional regressive hippies', regardless of it being, technically true, and banned the aims to declare Muko 'planet blood'
  • (Squidward): (He breathed through his teeth) Yeeeeah, not the best words to describe them for their blind opinion (Openly). So... Lemme guess... The people didn't take kindly to that?
  • (Cornsby): (Sighs) Sadly, you are correct. The colonists rebelled against the Skytis and the Zyaūar Masters, killing the President and Țhreatwellș. Thus, the irrational colonists came to take control of Ientasy, and banned Muko mining, leaving the beautiful Muko Drills, to be relics of a time rejected unfairly. But fortunately, hope was not yet gone. The Sons of President Ientasy and Țhreatwellș rose into power of their respective groups and decided to put aside their groups' conflicting beliefs, to join together and get Muko Mining back into business in Ientasy. But they decided to be clever about it since just going back themselves while people are still so sour would risk, history being in a loop. So, they got in contact with families of certain rational colonists that sympathize with them, which included me, Serpentus, General Athoraton, and Scraarp, and helped us legally removed the O'Flies-Clan-controlled politicians from their unfit positions in power and replace them with Pro-Muko mining politicians, and got me elected president and cured the populace of being blinded by the old myth. Along with getting Muko Mining back, I had the O'Files Clan arrested and jailed for life for causing a rebellion that murdered leaders and caused mass hysteria. I made sure logical reasoning prevailed, and created a machine that combated the climate change and helped make our planet better... But...
  • (Gazelle): They didn't give up, did they?
  • (Cornsby): Unfortunately, no. I suspect that there may be an O'Flies member left to once again create a terrible riff in our hopes to make Muko a beloved commodity. And he did. He tricked one of the endling Ietras, a once proud soldier and war hero from an unrelated conflict in a civil war, into believing that Muko mining caused another climate issue that killed his mother from heat-stroke. The poor deluded fool came to found a terrorist group ironically named 'Ientasty's Saviors', who think that by blowing up government-owned drills, they are saving the world, but really, they are pawns of the remaining O'Flies clan member to get oil and fossil fuels back into Ientasy and make the climate change worse, risking the people to go the way of the Carbonoids.
  • (Batty): Carbonoids?
  • (Cornsby): Long story. Fortunately, I made sure the rational people are kept from being easily tricked by the promising unfortunate name, and have them labeled as the terrorists they are, but there was little I could do to keep irrational people, deluded believers of the myth, anarchists, or just because they're looking for sick thrills, from joining them. Thankfully, we mostly kept the drills safe, baring unavoidable damages, but they get more and more dangerous each time. And recently, they were gonna used a nuclear-powered time bomb to destroy the drill! (A nuclear explosion was heard)

Present

  • President Cornsby: "But good news, not only did they fail, why they didn't even get to plant it, but it was becoming appearent that their morale is starting to drop, all thanks to a young Horboid boy who was brave enough, and/or because he was an awkward idiot who asks too many questions, to ask: What if we're wrong? It was an obvious sign that for a mysterious reason, the boy may've encountered someone that shed the truth on him. I want you to find this someone, keep her safe, and capture the slowly defecting Horboid and get him to help you misfits to disband the mis-named terror group peacefully, and expose the O'Flies Clan member for the dirty Vrat that he is."
  • Duke: Doesn't sound so hard.
  • Icky:... So, basically, this is a reverse Final Fantasy story where the governmental corporation is actselly the good guy and the eco-fighters are just reckless idiots? With elements of Final Fantasy Machinabridged no less, from the sound of it?
  • Cornsby: (He looked it up, and gave a good watch)... Yes, apparently.
  • Fidget: Glad that DCT thing is helping these people connect with OUR Internet, AND help them understand our society and finally put that running gag to rest.
  • Cornsby: "Keep in mind that not everyone would have such convinences."
  • Fidget: ".... Well, more or less put to rest."
  • Cornsby: "Now, keep in mind that my best lady, (Serpentus arrived), Serpentus, has her, concerns that you might end up being too quick to sympathiese with the Saviors. She would be working with you to make sure, such failinices are discourage."
  • Zosimo: "We ensure you sir, those "Saviors" long lost our respect in thanks to that terroest nonsense they tried to pull."
  • Serpentus: "And so far so good in my opinion. But I would like to make sure it stays that way. The O'Files and Raish are very talented liers if they were able to coherse people to even entertain such foolishness about the Muko being Planet Blood. I mean, other planets don't work by that logic, so how is Ientasy suppose to be otherwise? Well it's not! Muko is nothing more then pretty looking goop with interesting properties, nothing more, nothing less."
  • Icky: "Fair enough. But just keep in mind, lady. There may be people involved with the bad guys that honestly do believe in the myth. And we would like to come off as respectful and get them to self-reflect without being forceful about it. We will hold it against you if you snap at people, litterally and figuratively or otherwise."
  • Serpentus: "(Scoffs), When have I ever snap at people?"
  • Ree's voice: "Gee, why not ask the MANY ASSULT AND LAWSUIT CHARGES AGAINST YOU?! IT'S ACTSELLY WORSE THEN GENJIGGER'S?!"

Enter Elder Ful L. O'Flies

The Old Oilfphiles Inc HQ Company Building.

  • Erroe, Barron and Viva were seen dragging Aera towords the Oilphiles company building.
  • Aera: "Ohhhhh, coolio, I love venturing to decrepted old buildings."
  • Barron: "WOW! Just, WOW! I know she's a deluded Muko apologist, but GODS DAMN!"
  • Erroe: "Hey, she's not deluded! Blind to present reality, yeah, but that stuff about Muko seems serious, espeically if it's from her grandfather."
  • Viva: Look, the sooner we get her to the Elder Ful, the better this chick gets it.
  • Aera: "Oh, Mr. Ful? My grandfather has a VERY strong opinion about him. I think it was among the lines of, him being a "Deluded Old Fool" from a "Clan of Life Ruining Monsters" for the sake of long outmoded fuels."
  • Barron: ".... It REALLY is sad that SOME PEOPLE don't appresiate what Elder Ful and his heroic clan, the O'Files, are trying to do here!"
  • Viva: "Well, to be frank, I'm not much for being a fan of the old geezer myself, because there's something I think rubs me the wrong way about him."
  • Erroe: "(Sarcasticly) Gee, maybe it's like what Aera's Grandfather said and that maybe Elder Ful REALLY is a deceitful piece of s***."
  • Viva: "WHOOOOA, I wouldn't go THAT far and believe some angry ranting Ietra's ramblings just yet! For all we know, he could've just be an angry rival of Ful and is trying to bad mouth him because he lost to him in a game of holo-checkers or some s***."
  • Erroe: "Yeah, I doubt that Aera's family shaman with deep knowledge of how Ientasy works and having magic capable of even defying the laws of life and death, would play holo-checkers with someone who was from an oil-obsessed clan. Let alone hold a grudge on a person he hardly even knows unless if it's for a VERY good reason! I'm just saying, maybe there's something about the elder not even Raish really knows about! Maybe, we ARE being tricked into stopping Muko Mining while unknowingly benefitting a supposed-to-be-dead fossil fuel industry!"
  • Barron: "Okay, you may be the leader, and Raish has high expectations for you for an UNCLARIFIED reason, but as your follower, I have to, RESPECTFULLY, disagree with you-"
  • Erroe: YOU DON'T GET TO TELL ME HOW TO DO MY JOB AFTER THE NONSENSE YOU PULLED ON OUR LAST MISSION, TURNCOATER!
  • Barron: HEY, I'M JUST SAYING, IT'S NOT A GOOD IDEA TO TURN ON HIM AS THE LEADER! INSUBORDINATION IS SURE TO SET HIM OFF!
  • Erroe: Talk professionally, Barron! That's an order!
  • Barron: (Sighs) Yes, sir! But I'm just saying, what if you're wrong? Think about it! If the great O'Flies was only doing this to get the Oilphile Inc business up and running again, then why is this place still a wreck, and why aren't oil rigs rising up?
  • Erroe: Because we are failing to destroy the Muko Drills and Ful wants them gone first before he can even get to that? DUH!
  • Barron:... Damn, that's kinda, a good point. Okay, better question: If we ARE a terrorist group, why are we called "Ientasy's SAVIORS"?
  • Erroe: A clever name-bait ploy by Ful to trick morons like you into thinking that they're the good guys when really you'll basically do nothing but try to destroy Muko Mining Drills with terrorist tactics against a government that may have more good reasons to do Muko mining than some people would want to believe?
  • Barron:... Also, a damn good point.
  • Viva: Okay, Barron, you're going nowhere with this. Let ME try something. Look, Erroe, maybe it is possible that Ful could be, exaggerating some details, and MAYBE Cornsby is not the monster he's being made to look like. But let's not forget that Cornsby screwed the both of us over! He had your brother killed-"
  • Erroe: They looked surprised to have learned he died, and that I accused him of that crime!
  • Viva: It could be that they're trying to play innocent, or grew to forget it was even a thing. And the fact, that Cornsby wrecked our hometown and got our families killed, seemingly after your brother died.
  • Erroe: Well if that's true, then WHY did he hold a funeral service for that hometown and gave that beautiful eulogy?
  • Viva: (She was surprised)... He... He did?
  • Erroe: Well, yeah. I learned that from Aera's grandfather too. I mean, consider this: If Cornsby was that bad, don't you think it's weird he was willing to do that for a hometown he SUPPOSEDLY wrecked? You would think an 'evil' president would want that s*** censored!
  • Viva: Well, I-
  • Erroe: And even then, what exactly would Cornsby have to gain from even doing that?
  • Viva: Well, our, our town was a strong believer that Muko Mining was bad, and our mayor refused to allow a sacred ground to be mined for Muko. Cornsby, or at least, perhaps a reckless follower, could've lost their s*** at that act of disrespect and... It just happened.
  • Erroe: Oh, trust me. Aera's grandfather told me that Cornsby does not protect any rotten members under his wings. If our hometown got wrecked by someone he trusted, he would've ratted his ass out by now.
  • Viva:... Well, there's still the chance that he was quick to place a rig on our town's sacred praying grounds to get the untapped Muko we were praying on.
  • Erroe: That didn't necessarily mean he didn't have remorse. In fact, he actually at least waited several months after the fact to do so. Heck, he even began production to rebuild our old town for where the miners would live. (Viva was surprised by this)... Yeah, shocked, aren't you?
  • Viva:... Look, let's... Let's just get to Ful. Ya know how the old f****r hates it when we're late. (The Group went on as the camera pans onto the building)

Inside Building

  • The robed figure was seen over cheering crowds!
  • The robed figure takes down his hoot and reveils himself as an elderly Xorabeak.
  • Crowds: "FUL, FUL, FUL, FUL, FUL?!"
  • Elder Ful: Thank you, thank you, my children! Now, I know our exploits are, (Quietly and annoyed), Relatively unsuccessful, (Openly), But they did have an effect on the government! They became so desperate to protect their precious Muko Mining, they called the Heroes Act and the Shell Lodge Squad, against us! (The crowd stopped cheering)
  • Rebel #1:... WELP, WE'RE ALL F****D!!
  • Elder Ful: DON'T BE DISCOURAGED!! What is, an army of misfits, to Ientasy's Saviors', own figurehead leader... (Raish landed epically) RAISH?! (The crowds cheered, as Erroe's group arrived with Aera)...
  • Erroe: Oh sweet, we're just in time for the song!
  • Aera: Ohhhh, I LOVE songs!
  • Barron: Then you won't be disappointed here, little lady. (Raish raised his hands to induse quiet)
  • Raish:... Young Aera Waylesborough... You have come here to know, that Ientasy, is dying, and needs the aid of it's rightful owners. This song, goes out to you tonight. You gave a member of ours the appalling impression that maybe we are wrong... Well, allow me to enlighten you on the matter that we Ietra MUST come back, and use our gifts, to heal the world again, and save it from the corporate destruction, and why you must never trust it and never believe anything you see or hear. (He started to sing this)
Open Up Your Eyes -- Colt Version (read descrption)

Open Up Your Eyes -- Colt Version (read descrption)

  • Aera: (Giggles and applauds) Now sing the Fluffin Man song! (Everyone was confused that the song didn't pierce her head as Raish did this)
Spongebob disappointed sound

Spongebob disappointed sound

  • Raish:... Seriously?
  • Elder Ful:... THAT'S, the girl that saw you, Erroe?!
  • Erroe: "Well, obviously not on purpose, kinda by accident on a patrol one day, then I discovered that her d*** cousin is with the Jurks, who work for Cornsby. They said she's, important for an unspecified reason."
  • Elder Ful: IMPORTANT?! How is that DUNCE of a girl important-
  • Raish: Wait... What tribe is she from?
  • Viva: Mukoseeka. We thought her actual last name was the name she got from her dad, but-
  • Raish: Oh... My... God!
  • Erroe: What?
  • Elder Ful: YOU IDIOTS SERIOUSLY DON'T REALIZE WHAT YOU MANAGED TO CAPTURE?! SHE IS A MUKOSEEKA!! A MEMBER OF A CLAN IMBUED WITH THE POWER OF MUKO!!
  • Erroe: Like RANGER?
  • Elder Ful: NO, NO, NOT LIKE RANGER!! YOUR MUKO WAS ARTIFICALLY GRANTED!! BUT THE MUKOSEEKA?! THEY ARE BORN IMBUED TO MUKO!! THEY POSSESS A GREAT CONNECTION WITH NATURE!! EVEN THE POWER OF HEALING AND SELF-RESURRECTION!! THE MUKOSEEKA PROPHECY STATES THAT SOON A MUKOSEEKA WITH KINDNESS IN HER HEART WILL CLEANSE OUT THE CORRUPTION IN IENTASY!!
  • Rebeler 1: So, basicly, she's gonna help us stop Cornsby then?
  • Elder Ful: NO, YOU DOLT- (Realizes something)... I mean, YES, YOU DOLT!! Clearly Cornsby must be afraid of this child if he sent the Jurks to monitor her.
  • Erroe: Wait, but her cousin in the Jurks said that she needed to finally put the false saviors in their place and pretty much end your control of everyone-
  • Elder Ful: Duh, uh, that was obviously a Jurk trick! He was basicly mind-f*****g you!
  • Erroe: I don't know, I managed to escape the guy when he began arguing with some goons about Folafells. Didn't really look like the typical mind-f****r guy.
  • Elder Ful: THAT'S WHAT HE WANTED YOU TO THINK!!
  • Aera: Actually, my cousin tends to be easily distracted a lot, so-
  • Elder Ful slapped her!
  • Aera: OW!! 
  • Elder Ful: I NEVER SAID YOU COULD SPEAK!
  • Aera: Well no wonder why my grandfather doesn't like you! You slap people!
  • Elder Ful: Well maybe you shouldn't've been so quick to trust members of Ientasy's Saviors and paid more attention to your Grandfather's words, you stupid girl!!
  • Erroe: Hey! (Gets in between Aera and Elder Ful) DON'T YOU TOUCH HER LIKE THAT!
  • Elder Ful:... Are you STANDING ME UP, BOY?!
  • Barron: AW GODS DAMMIT, WATER-EQUINE!!
  • Viva: (Sarcasticly) Nice one, idiot!
  • Erroe: FIRST, BARRON, I ORDERED YOU TO CALL ME ERROE! SECOND, SHUT UP, WEEDS!
  • Viva: DON'T CALL ME WEEDS-
  • Erroe: Don't talk back to your commanding officer, WEEDS!
  • Viva: (She grumbled angrily)
  • Elder Ful: This is insubordination, soldier! Stand down now!
  • Raish: Hey now, Ful, to be fair, it's not really nice to hit girls. Say you're sorry!
  • Elder Ful: But I- (Raish was taking out his long lazer blade)... Ughhhhhhhhhhhhh! Sorry!
  • Aera: That's okay!
  • Viva:... Seriously? He bitch-slaps you, and you wash it away like a bad hangover?
  • Raish: It doesn't matter! The job is done! (He places the blade back in) Anyway, I want to assign Erroe, Viva and Aera into an impourent mission: The Local Grutt, Zherzhis the Doubler, is reported to have the full details about Cornsby's Lodger and HA Plans. I want you three to interrogate that fat slog, and see if you know how intense these outsiders are going to be."
  • Barron: "BUT WHAT ABOUT ME?!"
  • Raish: "Well, you're a Xaro with a gun for a hand. We could use that fire power here, if the worse case scenario should be true."
  • Barron: "Ah... That's fair."
  • Raish: Alright, we all have our orders. Let's not disappoint.
  • All Saviors: YES, SIR!

Erroe's Dress-Up Quest

Enterence to Zherzhis's Palace.

  • Erroe: "I don't believe this?! You and I were distracted for a few minutes, and suddenly Viva SOMEHOW gets captured and made to wear that outfit?"
  • Aera: "Does she usually dress like that?"
  • Erroe: "Ahh, she usually wears less."
  • Aera: ".... Greeeeeeaaaaaaat."
  • A Pharcum Bouncer was seen.
  • Erroe: "Excuse me, did a Lebbin come through here?"
  • Bouncer: "Ya need to be spefific, mate. Alot of fine looking Lebbins, among others like those over-rated Vellans, several chick Phends from some Grutt friends that knew some people, the rare hot Ietra or two, have come and gone here."
  • Erroe: "......... This one in particulaly may've insulted you, and assulted you."
  • Bouncer: "OH-HO-HO, THAT FEISTY ONE WHO JUST CAME HERE?! She had the feriousity of a good old fastion Pharcum female. Zherzhis will have QUITE a night with her! I mean, she has quite a mouth and QUITE a punch, ya know what I'm saying?"
  • Erroe: "More then you would ever realise."
  • Bouncer: "I'm telling ya, the boss is gonna have a fieldday with her!"
  • Aera: "Oh, are they gonna pick flowers?"
  • Bouncer: "Oh, A FLOWER'S gonna be deflowered if ya know what I mean!"
  • The Bouncer and Erroe laughed!
  • Erroe: "Be spefific!"
  • Bouncer: "Oh, this is Zherzhis' females allowed only palace, his private get away from usual private grutt business. Cause hey, being a crimelord's exhausting work, mate. We recently picked up girls for.... Audtions. And if Zhershis like's them, well..... Let's just say, no girl leaves here a virgin after that."
  • Erroe: "..... Ohhhhh, shit."
  • Aera: "Oh.... Ohhhh..... Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhh. And, there goes my sense of innosence."
  • Erroe: "Uh..... Will you excuse us sir? (Takes Aera off)."
  • Aera: ".... I just forgot everything we did. Innosence restored."
  • Erroe: "OH THANK GODS?! I mean, based on what was heard from that guy, it's not likely we can just walts in. You being too young and pure for that place, I mean, they'll eat you up alive there, and me being a guy!"
  • Aera: "So how are we both gonna get in?"
  • Erroe: "..... I'm gonna need a disguise."
  • Aera: "(Gasps)! Dress-up?! Yay?! I know just the place! (Grabs him and runs of with him!)"
  • Erroe: "OW OW OW, MY ARM?!"

Dress Store.

  • Aera: "Excuse me, Mister. We need the prettiest dress you got."
  • Store Owner: "No'a problem'a! Geppos well make you a pretty dress, young'a lady!"
  • Aera: "Oh, it's not for me. It's for my friend here."
  • Erroe blushes in embarrisment.
  • Geppos: "Aw don't a'owrry young man, Geppos no'a judge'a! Cornsby encourages tolerence to Trans people!"
  • Erroe: "Not trans, I just need the dress to rescue a friend from a playboy grutt!"
  • Geppos: "Oh, you don't have to hide behind wild imaginary justifications, Geppos welcomes LBGT people!"
  • Erroe: ".... (Quietly) Just roll with it."
  • Geppos: "Geppos will get right on the dress!"
  • Aera: "Now we just need a wig."
  • Erroe: "Oh what's next, the wig store?"

Wig Store

  • Store Owner: "Sorry bro, the wigs are all sold out."
  • Erroe: "SOLD OUT?! WHO NEEDED THAT MUCH WIGS?!"
  • Store Owner: "A bunch of dudes who took that old warehouse and made it into a "Church of Manhood", or some crap. Alot of them buff."
  • Erroe: "Awwwwwwww, craaaaaaaaaaaaaaap."
  • Aera: "Well let's pay them a visit."
  • Erroe: "Double craaaaaaaaaaaaaaaap."

Church of Manhood.

  • Buff Yateron: "Greetings, yonder traveler, for what do we owe this visit onto the Church of Manhood? (Buff creatures were seen wreseling)."
  • Aera: "Well, the Wig Store told us you guys bought all the wigs, and we kinda needed to get only one of them."
  • Buff Yateron: "Oh, but try to understand, the Wigs are meant to represent the days where men's hair grows wild and untame! Also, member's only."
  • Erroe: "Okay, then how's about I fight the toughest guy here to win a wig?"
  • Buff Yateron: "(Scoffs), You would challnage Hairacles?"
  • A Pharcum Manhood member gets tossed aside, as a Garganula member came forth.
  • Garganula: "..... What is the meaning of puny water-equine challnaging me?"
  • Erroe: "OH CRAP, GIANT SPIDER PERSON?! Awwwgh, if only Barron didn't got stuck with guard duty..... Not that he would help, anyway."
  • Aera: "Do you really have to be so aggresive, Erroe, and over a wig so you can dress up like a woman?"
  • Erroe: "SON OF A BITCH?!"
  • Silence......
  • Buff Yateron: "..... Oh why didn't ya just say so? (Gives them a wig) We have an extra wig that didn't matched a manly qouta anyway."
  • Erroe: "You're just giving it to us?!"
  • Buff Yateron: "Hey don't get us wrong, we may be a church of manhood, but we're NOT bigots!"
  • Hairacles: "In fact, it takes a big man to go against expected standerds, even at the risk of people making assumtions."
  • Erroe: "Well, try not to read too much into it, we mainly need it for a dress as a disguise to break into a Grutt's private sex palace to help out a friend."
  • Buff Yateron: "A good man indeed. A real man must know when to sacrivice his pride to help out his cared ones. Manhood's speed, friends."

Make-Up Store.

  • Store Owner: "Sorry darlings, but we're sold out to a more, flamboyent establishment."
  • Erroe: "...... And, that would be-"

Flamboyent Establishmentment.

  • A very pink building was seen with a sign that reads "Gay-2-Gay Inn".....
  • Aera: "Awwwwwww, how cute."
  • Erroe screamed in agony on how humiliating this exspearience has been!

Several moments later.

  • Erroe came out, covered in make-up.
  • Aera: "So, how did it go?"
  • Erroe: "..... Never...... Speak of this..... Again......"

Enterence to Zherzhis Palace.

  • Erroe was in a pretty dress, the wig, and with the make-up in place.
  • Bouncer: "HELLO, NURSE?! Come right in, ladies! (The two entered)."
  • Erroe: "(Quietly) Never, speak of this, again, neither."

Inside the Palace.

  • Droid Assisent: "Okay ladies, will you all please wait in the sex dunguin until Zherzhis gets ready, he REALLY has a hard time desiding the perfect appeal."
  • Erroe: ".... (Quietly) Sex Dunguin?!"

Sex Dunguin.

  • Erroe: "She BETTER be down here! We have 13 minutes to get this s*** over with. (Sees Viva in a dress) There she is! (Walks up to her)! Viva, it's-"
  • Viva sees Erroe and laughs!
  • Viva: "NICE DRESS, LADY?! DID YA JUST CAME OUT OF GRANDMA'S HOUSE?!"
  • Erroe: ".... (Falsolo voice) I FOUND HER?!"
  • Aera came in!
  • Aera: "Miss Viva, you're okay-"
  • Viva: "Oh thank god, some SERVICE around here! Give me a Rozzo on the Rocks! I feel like I'm gonna need it!"
  • Aera: "(Giggles), Silly filly! I'm not a waitress, it's me, Aera."
  • Viva: "WAIT, The Mukoseeka girl?! Ya crazy bitch?! If that fatass grutt picks ya, kiss your incorruptable purity good bye!"
  • Aera: "Oh don't worry. Me and Erroe are here to rescue you."
  • Viva: "Pfft?! He wouldn't dream to be within 2 miles of any grutt place, let alone even a grutt's sex party palace?! Besides, there's only you, me, and the bitch in the dres-"
  • Silence......
  • Viva: "..... Oh..... Ohhhhh! Oh-ho-ho-ho-ho! (Bursts into laughing)!!"
  • Erroe: "Yeah, yeah, laugh it up."

French Narrator: 3 minutes later...

  • Viva: "AWWWW MAN, HUH..... WOOOOOOOOOOOOO!! Woooo! Oh THAT was good!! So... How did you do the breasts?"
  • Erroe: "They're melons strapped onto three pairs of bras."
  • Viva broke into laughing again with tears pouring from her eyes and she fell on the floor with fits of laughter!

French Narrator: 10 minutes later...

  • Viva calmed down again.
  • Erroe: You know, I used to think your laughter was cute, especially around our feloot-fights... But now it sounds like you're a feloot that's being tortured.
  • Viva: Oh, cry me a river, Water-Equine! Okay, that sounds weird when I say it.
  • Erroe: "So, if you're done yucking up like a Hyderdna, can we please leave before-"
  • Voice: "Zherzhis is FINALLY ready, darlings!"
  • Erroe: "DAMN IT!! Thirteen minutes wasted on obnoxious laughter at my expense! Good job, Viva! I see I'm not the only one who f***s up."
  • Viva: Just shut up and come on!

Zherzhis' throwneroom.

  • The trio were presented to Zherzhis, a huge coat wearing grutt.
  • Zherzhis: "Well, well, well..... What a spread I have today...... But which one do I want more........ Do I want Ietra today?"
  • Aera: "I'm 15."
  • Zherzhis: "TOO YOUNG?! No offence, darling, I may be a crimeboss, but a pedo I'm not! Or maybe, a rare treat with a Horboid female?"
  • Erroe: "(Falsolo voice) Oh, no, no, I'm, shy."
  • Zherzhis: "Ohhhhhhhhhhhh. A shy one. They're screamers. Or maybe, a salad?"
  • Viva: "Well, ya do look like you could REALLY use one to be honest-"
  • Zherzhis: "Sorry! Just remembered that I want a break from Lebbins for the month! They're overtly commen, don't ya know? Horboid wins out!"
  • Erroe wimpfully yelps.
  • Zherzhis: "Soooooo, what's yer name, darling?"
  • Erroe: "(Falsolo voice) Uhhhhh....... Tota Illia Realgirl?"
  • Viva scoffed!
  • Zherzhis: "Oh that is a CUTE name! (Viva scoffed louder). See you in my private chambers, Tota."
  • Erroe thinks: "CRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP?!"

Zherzhis's bedroom.

  • Lights and attractions were everywhere.
  • Zherzhis: "Ya know, they say crime doesn't pay..... But they never said they can't still steal the nice things they want, so who really needs to pay anything?"
  • Erroe: "(Falsolo voice) Charming, uhhhhh, so, do you wanna know what turns me on?"
  • Zherzhis: "Yes! Tell me!"
  • Erroe: "(Falsolo vocie) Uhhh, talking about secrets?"
  • Zherzhis: "...... Well THAT'S weird, but doesn't everyone have a weird kink? Well, how's about THIS hot piece of infomation? I discovered that the base of those moronic "Saviors" were hiding in the defunct Oilphiles Incorperated building, and I exposed that through anomamous means to Cornsby's friends about it. Now General Athoraton is going to lead an army with the Jurks to bring the place down, espeically since they kidnapped an impourent propichised young girl from the Mukoseeka tribe! Now, ordenarly I could care less about a fanactic problem, but, I felt that the criminal community could benifit from Muko being allowed to be shared to the whole universe! I could make a fortune getting that shit into the black market underworld business. And those incompident excuses for saviors that are taking an obvious lier's words about an old long debunked myth about Muko being "Planet Blood", a smidge too seriously. Anything that's bad for Cornsby's more, legit business, is a burden for the crime underworld's, and, I was hoping to, relieve that, like I hoped with you?"
  • Erroe: "(Normal) YA DID, FATASS?! And guess what?! I'M NOT A GIRL?! I'M A DUDE?!"
  • Zherzhis gasped!
  • Erroe: "Go ahead, mock me for wearing a dress, but at least I scored the impourent info and-"
  • Zherzhis: "YOUR EVEN BETTER THEN I THOUGHT!"
  • Erroe: ".... W-haaaa......"
  • Zherzhis: "Oh, ya see, I am a borned hermitadite. I have both a penis and a va-ja-ja. So, I came into the Bysexual life and went after all genders of the spectrum."
  • Erroe: "YOUR BYSEXUAL?!"
  • Zherzhis: "DUH! What did you think "Zherzhis the Doubler" meant, big boy? I earned that title for having the best of both worlds, if ya catch my drift. (Giggles slyly). Zherzhis means "Girlboy" in Gruttinese, pretty much our word from Double-gender folk."
  • Erroe: "... (Dubbed as TFS Future Trunks)... Someone get me outta this place right now, I'M SERIOUS, STRANGER DANGER- (Zherzhis jumped towards him as he yelled in slow motion) CRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP?!"
  • Viva and Aera barged in and saved him!
  • Erroe: AH!!! I'M BEING RAPED BY A HERMAPHRODITE FATASS SLOG THING!!! I HAVE GRUTT GERMS!! GET SOME MOUTHWASH, GET SOME DISINFECTANT, GET SOME KRAAN-DAMN IODINE!!! AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH- (Viva slapped him as he saw he was okay)... Oh, whew!
  • Viva: "Bad news, Zherzhis, that girl's not a-"
  • Erroe: "ZHERZHIS ALREADY KNOWS?! HE'S, SHE'S, DAHHH, THE GRUTT'S A BYSEXUAL HERMITADITE?!"
  • Silence.......
  • Viva: "......... Wow."
  • Aera: "Annnnnnnd, my innosence's gone again."
  • Viva: "ANYWAY, You should know that two of us are undercover Ientasy's Saviors agents that came to get infomation out of you?!"
  • Zherzhis: "Ohhhh, poo. I knew this arrangement was too good to be true. And I'm in my finest Slaughter Bird Feather Coat too!"
  • Viva: "Erroe, did you get the info about him?!"
  • Erroe: "Yes, and that he ratted on us!"
  • Viva: "OH DID HE NOW?! OKAY, START TALKING, WHY DID YOU DO-"
  • Erroe: "He talked about the Muko and how he wants the criminal community to get a slice of the action."
  • Viva: ".... Oh..... BUT HOW THOUGH?!"
  • Zherzhis: "Oh, one of my boys went into this bar and met this cute chatty little girl who-"
  • Viva: "(Dejected) Say no more."
  • Erroe: "(Quietly) Oh gods damn it, Lele!"
  • Viva: "Well reguardless, you won't get away with this, Grutt?!"
  • Zherzhis: "Oh, so ya giving me the cold shoulder, huh? Well, my pet would like to offer, a second opinion. (Pulls a lever near the bed and causes the group to fall into it...)..... It's the little things in life, ya know?"

In the chambers of Zhershi's pet.

  • Erroe: "....... YOU JUST HAD TO FIND THAT I HAVE TO SACRIVICE MY MANHOOD TO RESCUE YOU SO FUNNY?!"
  • Viva: "..... I didn't need a rescue."
  • Erroe: "IS THAT RIGHT?! Because being eschourted by a duo of Pharcums torwords that grutt's SEX PALACE, SEEMS TO SUGGEST OTHERWISE?!"
  • Viva: "Those two meatheads didn't capture me, I asked them to take me to Zherzhis' palace, dipshit!"
  • Erroe: "THEN WHY WERE YOU IN A SEX DUNGUIN?!"
  • Viva: "Erroe, you IDIOT?! I was undercover?! Cause as we know, Zherzhis knows the full details about Cornsby's outsider request! And based on what you MANAGED to get out of him, uh, her, however the fuck you discripe a double-gender person, it REALLY sounds like The Saviors could be in serious shit?! Zherzhis was able to have this infomation known to Cornsby's pals! Now an entire army's gonna strike down hard, WITH THE OUTSIDERS leading the fray!"
  • Erroe: "...... AWWWWWW, CRAP?!"
  • Aera: "Goodness. It's like what my grandfather said. "And an army of good will ride on a glorious flying chariot and strike down the corruption for the heart of purity to pasify"."
  • Viva: "Look, we got to be there for Barron!"
  • Erroe: "What about Raish and Ful?"
  • Viva: "Those two usually quickly escape when the shit hits the fan! We just need to worry about Barron!"
  • Growling was heard.
  • Erroe: "Huh?!"
  • A spike-collered Gladiozont came forth....
  • Viva: "..... A Gladiozont..... He keeps...... A pet Gladiozont....... FAN-FUCKING-TASTIC?!"
  • Erroe: "..... I REALLY, HAVE LOST CONTROL OF MY LIFE-"
  • The Gladiozont charged roaring!

Later.....

  • Aera was seen petting the Gladiozont as it was giving a large purr, as the Gladiozont lead the group outside of Zherzhis' palace.
  • Viva: "...... I can't, believe, you managed, to pasify, a Gladiozont."
  • Aera: "What can I say? I like animals and they really like me."
  • Erroe: "That could mostly because of the muko and how they say your pretty much a healing demi-goddess and know you can't be killed."
  • Viva: "Can we just go?! I think the Saviors could use our actual help right about now?!"

The Lougers Charge at the Rebel Prime Base

The Abandoned Oilphile Company.

  • The trio arrived as fighting was heard.
  • Erroe: "Awwww, nuts, that sounds like we missed the party!"
  • Viva: "Okay guys, we need to get in there, find Barron, get him out of here, retreat back to the bar and wait for this mess to blow over and for people to forget we happened!"
  • A Rebeler was tossed out of the building and crashed right where they were!
  • Erroe: "OH MY GODS?! ARE YOU OKAY?!"
  • Rebeler: "NO?! (Faints)."
  • Viva: ".... Okay, Aera, you best find someplace to hide out in, it's likely gonna get messy in there!"
  • Aera: "Okay!"
  • Erroe and Viva charged in!

Inside.

  • Some pwned and humiliated Rebelers were seen as Erroe and Viva ran forth.
  • Wedged Rebeler on a poll: "Those aliens..... They fought like monsters..... Semi-Humorious monsters."
  • A Rebeler with a piece of his butt missing with a large bitemark: "Do I really have to say it?"
  • A Cartoonishly burned Rebeler: "The ugly birdy tricked me to test my flame thrower on myself."
  • A rebeler was kneeling over covering his crotch, moaning in pain.
  • Erroe: ".... Good god. These are some of the toughest guys the Saviors have, and they've been turned into pussies!"
  • Viva: "Hey, at least those aliens are good at what they're here for."
  • A rebeler had a cartoonishly flatten head.
  • Erroe: "OH DEAR GOD, OH, OH, (POKES THE FLATTEN REBELER)!?..... WHAT EVEN HAPPENED TO YOU?!"
  • Flatten Rebeler: "Frying pan. In the face..... VERY, HARD?!"
  • Viva: ".... Wow, if they can do THAT, with a cooking implament, I don't wanna know what they're like with a proper weapon."
  • A bruised big rebeler: "If ya see a Barnity with a giant Keysword..... Don't touch the thing."
  • A Rebeler with burned hands: "Learned THAT the hard way."
  • Erroe: "..... CAN WE PLEASE GET BARRON AND GO?!"
  • Viva: "Well we need to locate him first, dipshit?!"
  • Barron: "GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH, MY GUN HAND?! I CAN'T BELIEVE THAT YOU PULLED A CARTOON TRICK OF STUFFING VEGIABLES IN IT AND IT BLEW UP ON ME?!"
  • Erroe: "..... Thhhaaaaaaat doesn't sound promising."
  • Viva: "COME ON, MORON?!"
  • Erroe and Viva make a beline for it!

Elsewhere!

  • Barron is smacked off a platform as he fell down and screamed!
  • Boss Wolf's voice: "CHEW ON THAT, LIZARD BOY?!"
  • Barron crashed into a pile of garbage!
  • Barron: "OW?! DAMN IT?! OWWWWWWWWWWWWW!"
  • Erroe and Viva arrived!
  • Barron: "..... If you have info about what Zherzhis did, WE CAN KINDA ALREADY GUESS?!"
  • Viva: "Good, then less needless exposition on something we already know."
  • Erroe: "WHERE'S RAISH?! HE SHOULD'VE MADE MINCEMEAT OUT OF THESE GUYS BY KNOW?!"
  • Barron: "HE HAD TO GET THE ELDER OUT OF HERE?! HE DEEMED HIS WISTOM TOO IMPOURENT TO LOSE?!"
  • Viva: "Well we deem YOUR ASS too impourent for us to leave you here!"
  • Viva helps Barron up.
  • Erroe: "Okay, we found Barron?! NOW LET'S SCRAM?!"
  • The trio ran away!
  • Gazelle had saw them ran.
  • Serpentus aimed her gun at the retreaters!
  • Gazelle: "Wait! (Serpentus stopped)..... They could lead us to the Mukoseeka girl."
  • Serpentus: "..... Fair point. (Brings out a radio) Jurks. You now have your chance. The Mukoseeka Girl's kidnappers are found. They're all yours."
  • Voice: "GLADLY?!"

Outside.

  • The Trio made it outside!
  • Erroe: "OKAY AERA, WE- (Sees Kreno) GODS, DAMN IT?!"
  • Kreno: "LONG TIME NO SEE, ASSWIPES?! Ya thought you can just WALTS IN, KIDNAP MY BRAIN-DEAD COUSIN, AND TRY TO DRAG HER INTO YOUR TERROREST SHINDIGS?! NOT ON KRENO'S WATCH?!"
  • Barron: "Hey Water-Equine, your boyfriend's back!"
  • Erroe: "OH, HE WISHES HE WAS MY BOYFRIEND?!"
  • Kreno: "(Scoffs), I would PAY to see you in a dress!"
  • Aera: "Oh it's funny you mentioned that, cousin, because-"
  • Erroe: "TAKE HIM DOWN BEFORE AERA FINISHES THAT SENTENCE?!"
  • The Trio began the fight with Kreno!
  • Erroe: "Ohhhh, how the tides have changed, Kreno. You will have to deal with MY FRIENDS- (Gets trapped in a silence sheild) (SIlence as Erroe's mouth movies)."
  • Barron: "What was that?"
  • Erroe was mouthing!
  • Barron: "AW, DAMN IT, WATER EQUINE, YOUR TRAPPED UNDER A SHEILD!?"
  • Erroe looked as if he was yelling!
  • Viva: "OH FOR FUCK'S SAKE, LET ME FINISH THIS DOUGHE OFF?!"
  • Kreno: "Ohhhh, please, suger tits! Like you can actselly be a legit threat to me!"
  • Viva: "Oh, but I am..... TO WHERE IT COUNTS?! (Lunges out and punches him in the crotch as the freeze frame of an X-ray of the moment happened, as his femur broke)"
  • Kreno: "UGGGGH..... You broke half of my enormious PENIS?!"
  • Viva snickered....
  • Viva: "Okay."
  • Barron: "OKAY, I'M GONNA TRY AND CHARGE IN AND BREAK THE SHEILD?! 1, 2, (The Sheild deactivates on it's own) 3! (CHARGES AND CRASHES INTO ERROE AND THEY BOTH SCREAMED AND CRASHED?!)!"
  • Viva: "(Snickers louder at that)! I love it when men are idiots!"
  • Erroe: "REALLY NOT HELPING?!"
  • Barron: "Hey, at least I got you out!"
  • Erroe: "NO YOU DIDN'T, YOU SON OF A BITCH?!"
  • Barron: "HEY, DON'T YOU REFER MY PRIMARY BIRTH GIVER LIKE THAT!"
  • Kreno: "(Was seen carring Aera who was blissly unaware as she was piggibacking on him) ANNNND that's my cue to leave! (Runs off with Aera on him!) Ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, (Repeats ow all the way)."
  • Viva: "(Notices Kreno getting away as the two were still argueing) UH,GUYS!?"
  • Erroe: "WELL, IN THAT THAT CASE, THANKS FOR PLOWING INTO ME LIKE A WRECKING BALL?!"
  • Barron: "YER WELCOME, YOU UNAPPRISITIVE PRICK?!"
  • Viva: "GUYS, ERROE'S DUMB BIMBO FRIEND'S BEEN CAPTURED?!"
  • Erroe/Barron: "...... SHIT?!"
  • Erroe: "HEY, THANKS FOR KNOCKING ME OUT AND LETTING THE ASSHOLE ESCAPE WITH AERA?! NOW SHE'S BACK IN CORNSBY'S PROCRESSION?!"
  • Barron: "Ohhhh, no problem! And if ya ever need a second dose, JUST KEEP BEING A SMARTASS?!"
  • The Soldiers and the Heroes were seen charging forth!
  • Viva/Erroe\Barron: "DOUBLE SHIT?!"
  • Viva activated her jetpack and grabbed Erroe and Barron and flew off, using all her strength to carry both of their combined weight as the soldiers and heroes arrived too late.
  • The Soldiers Aimed to shoot them down!
  • Serpentus: "LET THEM RUN?!...... Raish and Elder Ful are still loose. We need those three to still be free to lead us in the right direction. Besides, we at least have the girl now."
  • Icky: "But won't they just come after the kid first?"
  • Serpentus: "..... Then it'll lead to them then retreating back to where Ful and Raish will be hiding now. Athoraton, have the girl situated in the labs. I have a perfect means to have those idiots enable us to capture Raish and Ful yet."
  • Athoraton: "Understood. In the meantime, let's get to arresting the rebeler filth!"

Cornsby's office.

  • Cornsby was seen watching the news about the successful raid and the many arrest of rebelers.
  • Cornsby: "..... Breakfest, and justice..... Is served."

Viva's Bar.

  • Barron: "....... How....... How could it have gone so wrong? Everything the Saviors have worked hard to atthive..... All undone, because of me..... Where did it got so out of control?"
  • Erroe: "Probuly when you started to try and blow up their facilities."
  • Barron: "..... Yup. That'd do it. What a way for heroes to meet their end......"
  • Viva: "...... Barron...... When I went undercover to Zherzhis' palace..... Erroe thought I was kidnapped, so..... He showed up dressed as a woman....... And Zherzhis picked him..... And was still aroused even when Erroe explained his true gender, because Zherzhis was a Hermenadite.... Erroe's fake name was Tota Illia Realgirl."
  • Barron slowly started to laugh, then it turned into big boosterious laughter!
  • Erroe: "..... Did ya really have to bring THAT back, Viva?"
  • Viva: "Hey, made him feel better, didn't it?"

Government Sneak-In!

Elevator

  • Erroe: "WOW! I can't believe she just let us in like that, the moron!"
  • Viva: "And I can't believe she thought you were in the weapons department."
  • Barron: "I know right! What made her think tha-...... Oh. Right. Xaro..... AW, THAT RACIST C**T!!"
  • Erroe: "But aren't Xaros KNOWN for their weapons?"
  • Barron: "..... STILL RACIALLY ASSUMUIOUS OF HER?!"

Board Meeting.

  • The trio were watching through the vent as Cornsby was laughing with Genjigger and several new others.
  • Cornsby: "And so I said to Ree: "But has the stock fallen as fast as Ientasy' Saviors' downfall by the hands of the Lougers"?"
  • The Lot but Ree laughed!
  • Ree: "(Sighs), Ya know, it's not funny to laugh at misguided people being mocked like that."
  • Genjigger: "Awwww, Ree. You're always a spoilsport. Ya just had to be there for it."
  • Ree: "BUT I SAW IT! I was looking at my TV and I saw how brutually beaten the Saviors were! Look, I can consider the fact that they made questionable choices, but that's only because that madman Ful pulled wool over their eyes and even managed to trick a once respected war vet into advocating terrorisum, all because Ful wanted to revive the oil industry and the dependence of fozzel fuels in Ientasy! Now, otherwise innosent people who thought they did good things are being punished because they took a crazy bird seriously! I..... I cried....."
  • Silence.....
  • The others laughed!
  • Barron: I'ma kill em!
  • Viva: Yeah!
  • Erroe: Oh come on, it is only the group that got beaten up, it's not like they destroyed a town or anything.
  • Barron: "Recently, you mean?"
  • Erroe: "Those times may have context that some of us aren't really looking at-"
  • Viva: "Well reguardless of whatever shit your trying to say or whatever recent thing they did to us, we still wanna waste them for laughing at us while we're down!"
  • Erroe: Oh for the love of- Can you keep your murder boners where they belong for once?
  • Viva: You can't tell my murder boner what to do, Erroe! Even if you are the leader, you're still a joke!
  • Erroe: Just remember why we're here, okay? We gotta find Aera!
  • Ree: "(Sighs), So then, onto the meeting at hand. All of you, collectively, for the past several years since Cornsby became president of the planet, have gone, SEVEN, HUNDRED, Percent, Over-Budget! Now, I would like to go over the things the money's been spent on that's NOT related to fighting back the Saviors! Starting, with Genjigger, our chief general of planetary security."
  • Genjigger: "(Rolls his eyes as he folds all of his Hexrilla arms) HERE it comes."
  • Ree: "You have at least, DOZENS, of assult charges leveled against you because some people have, "The Nerve", to mistake you as Gordon the Animal."
  • Genjigger: "WELL EXCUSE ME FOR NOT BEING A FAN OF RACISUM AND RACIAL PROFILING, WHINER!?"
  • Ree: "We have to pay off, judges, enforcers, the assult victims-"
  • Genjigger: "And the witnesses, don't forget the witnesses."
  • Ree: "(Sarcasticly) Oh, how COULD I?! Because if they don't accept the bribes, you assult them! (Seriously) Thus continuing what I call, The Assult Spiral!"
  • Viva thinks: "I gotta name a move after that."
  • Ree: "Now onto Carslet, our Phend Defect Weapons Defeluptment Exec-"
  • Carslet: "BARONESS, of Weapons Defeluptment, Darling."
  • Ree: "(Sighs), My apologies, "Baroness", of Weapons Defeluptment. You buildt, a giant roterally cannon powered by the force of Astro Lasers, minus the nuclear aide!"
  • Carslet: "Oh what can I say, darling, I want to offer the best!"
  • Ree: "That's fair! I heard it's very powerful, top of it's line tecknowagey!"
  • Carslet: "I have a motto! When I want the best, I MAKE and GET, the best!"
  • Ree: "Okay! Fine! Exacly! You need the BEST of everything! But the issue here is..... IT IS HIGHLY UNSTABLE?! It might end up doing more damage then ANY OUTSIDER THREAT COULD EVEN DREAM OF DOING?! Thus, it is tecnecally, until it gets due finetuning, USELESS!"
  • Carslet: "Humorious....... Considering that your geneltilia could use some "finetuning" itself, darling. (They laughed!) OH THAT'S RIGHT?! I MATED WITH THIS ROG?!"
  • Ree: "Did you meant that as an insult or an actual reference to my spieces?"
  • Carslet: "Both."
  • Genjigger: "DID HE CRY ON THAT TOO?!"
  • Carslet: "I had to buy him ice cream afterwords to make him feel better about his inferiority! The Penant Butter Cookie One!"
  • They Laughed Louder to Ree's embarrisment!
  • Viva: My God! I can't believe she'd use him like that and then belittle him for it! What a bitch! (Erroe looked angrily at her)... What?
  • Erroe: Viva, for the love of God, don't be a hypocrite, you do it to me all the time!
  • Viva: When have I EVER-
  • Erroe: Don't ask for what you already know, you clueless bimbo! But on the bright side, you know how I felt when you belittled me for helping you against Zherzhis.
  • Barron:... Gonna need a Starwing Down for that one.
  • Erroe: Now, stop being a pot calling a kettle black and keep listening.
  • Another Ryptock, looking abit Pervis-like, started giggling.
  • Ree: "You seem to be laughing alot, Jalmor. As the, and I qoute, "Executive Chief Director of Space "Akkasitson", and all cool space stuff", end qoute. Could you explain to me, how you spent, ten, BILLION, Dollers, to buy, and I qoute, again, TEN, SPACES?!"
  • Jalmor: "OHHHH, that's easy! First ya take both hands, and make a teleiscope out of them! And then, when you see a sky there? That's one space! Then, you take a good billon dollars with historic people's faces on them, commenly the ones with the Yaterons on them, which is how much space cost by the way, and then: you toss it into fire! And the smoke, delivers the payment to space, for the Space Faires to pick up! And THAT'S how you buy, space!"
Epic "Mass Facepalm"

Epic "Mass Facepalm"

  • Cornsby: ".......... Jalmor's, VERY speical needs."
  • Genjigger: "NO FREAKING S***?!"
  • Carslet: "As far as the eye can see."
  • Ree: "WELL AT LEAST YOU AGREE WITH ME THIS MUCH?! Now, I would like to ask that all space budget for the program goes through me for now on-"
  • Jalmor: "AWWWWWWWWW, BUT I WANNA GO TO SPACE?! (STARTS THROWING A TEMPER TANDRUM) I WANNA I WANNA I WANNA I WANNA?!"
  • Cornsby: "Sorry Ree, motion denied. Now calm down, Cousin Jalmor. You'll get into space eventually."
  • Jalmor: "YAY SPACE?! I just, e-ever since I was a child, I always wanted to go to space-"
  • Barron: "...... We seriously just lost to these guys....... A bad tempered monkey, an overly ambitious bitch, a guy who whines more then Water-Equine, and Cornsby's manchild cousin?"
  • Viva: "To be fair, we weren't exactly good at blowing up the Muko drills."
  • Barron: "Fair point."
  • Erroe: "Buuuuuut, they have a dumb sectratary."
  • Barron: "How's about I sue her so it's even?"
  • Ree: "(Sighs)...... I would've liked to end the meeting preferingly by going through the science devisions' spending issues, BUT, ONCE AGAIN, the Exec isn't here! So, with that said-"
  • ???: "WAIT WAIT WAIT, DON'T END THE MEETING YET?!"
  • A Sciencetist Tiikon charged in with reshearch papers and fumbled into the table causing everything to fly all over the place!
  • Tiikon: "...... OW!"
  • Ree: "Oh damn it, Nogo. Dr. Joho Nogo, what a pleasent surprise, greeaaaat. So refreshing to see you out of the lab for once."
  • Dr. Joho Nogo: "Well, I was preparing our latest..... Subject, for, Lab Studies, to say the least."
  • Erroe: "Wow this guy sounds like a dork."
  • Barron/Viva: "YOU sound like one too."
  • Dr. Joho Nogo: "Oh, you guys would've loved seeing her, she's so innosent, naive, kinda intellectually inferior, and perhaps, not a great deal of greater thinking. When I told her that I may run some tests on her, she instintly assumed that she was in a school and gave me a Capple."
  • Erroe: "Yeah, that's Aera all right."
  • Viva: "No shit."
  • Dr. Joho Nogo: "I'm here because it's not to satisfy your curiousity, Ree, but, to inform President Cornsby, that I can safely say that she is indeed the Ietra that will put an end to Ful's bothersome ability to silver tongue the good people from ever believing that toxic myth ever again! She will prove the unappresiated good Muko can do and basicly obsolette any unproven bad! So, in other words, things are going splendly, Mr. President!"
  • Cornsby: "I am most thrilled, Joho. How long until she can be ready to be able to use her good Muko powers to counteract Raish's dark muko's power and finally make it that Ful has no more serious credibility with the people?"
  • Barron/Erroe/Viva: "DARK MUKO?!"
  • Dr. Joho Nogo: "Well, that depends on entirely of the girl's interests. I mean, for a propitcised TRUE savior of Ientasy, she's as passive as a Huggulots Beast from the planet Snoopy-Doopy. (Snickering was heard from the vents)..... OH COME ON, THE PLANET'S NAME ISN'T THAT HUMORIOUS?! IT WAS FOUNDED BY CHILDREN STARING IN AN EDUCATIONAL PROGRAM OF ALL THINGS?!"
  • Ree: "But..... That, wasn't neither of us."
  • Dr. Joho Nogo: "...... OH NO?! MY LAUGHING VRATS ESCAPED AGAIN?! (Runs off!)"
  • Cornsby facepalmed.
  • Cornsby: "I'm starting to question if it really was just dark Muko being respondsable."
  • Ree: "Wait, Dark Muko? I thought we all established that all Muko was good!"
  • Cornsby: "And it is. However, it is said that Ful himself in his youth, tainted one such Muko reserve with his hate and malice and used that to corrupt Raish into the poor beast he has become. Thus, he had Raish kill Sepher, destroy that poor anti-Muko Village, and tricked some easily gulliable exile Xaro for being abit of a mentally imperfect fool into founding Ientasy's Saviors, and have Raish pass off as a false Ietra savior tricking easily trickable people, and/or, those who were, shall we say, disgruntled by our, honest imperfections, like Ree is. Miss Aera is our best hope to cure the tainted Muko, and free all of it's slaves from it, and render Ful to be nothing more then the bitter old fool that he is."
  • Genjigger: "I AGREE?! That TERROREST enabler's a threat to Ientasy's security?! Let alone the general peace and economics of the grand whole universes if he has his way!"
  • Carslet: "Yes. Thanks to that miserable old bird, in no true offence to the Xorabeaks who have been so kind to my people, oil, gases, and fozzel fuels are slowly becoming accepted commodities again, risking the already existing climate change on this planet and other likewise worlds to only incrise!"
  • Jalmor: "And what's worse, is that not alot of people can be able to GET into space! Espeically those lesser Teadr levels! Without Muko being shared, so many planets become more messer then my brother's room on Sundays!"
  • Ree: "(Sighs)..... Okay, while I STILL, won't approve of some of your, eccentric tendingcies and lack of proper respect to ME, I'm glad that you people at least have the decentcy to know that the people are in more trouble then what was said here in the meeting. I do wish for this issue to be resolved."
  • Cornsby: "And thanks to the Lougers, it will be. Meeting ajorn."
  • The Board Members leave......
  • The trio were surprised to discover the truth.......
  • Erroe: "....... I can't believe it...... I worshiped my brother's killer....... His REAL killer....... And that he's corrupted by this "Dark" Muko? Like, honestly BAD Muko, not the stuff we're trying to stop for who knews how long?!"
  • Viva: "........... I...... I....... I WAS GONNA F*** A GRUTT FOR NOTHING?!"
  • Erroe: (Scoffs) No surprise there!
  • Viva: SHUT UP!
  • Barron: "..... Am I, to understand, that all this time, Raish and Ful were the ones that did TRUELY horrorable things to people, AND WE ENDED UP WORKING FOR THEM?!"
  • Viva: "HOW THE F*** DID YOU THINK I FEEL?!"
  • Erroe: "BOTH OF YOU, ENOUGH?!..... Look, we still need to get Aera out of here. But not for the original reasons. She's too stupid for their way. So, if she's gonna save the world..... It'll be OUR WAY! How's about we be Ientasy's REAL Saviors?!"
  • Viva: "Oh, you F*****G know it, Erroe?!"
  • Barron: "For once, Water-Equine! I WON'T roll my eyes at that!"
  • Erroe: "So, to get to Aera, we need to follow the kooky doctor!"
  • Cornsby's voice: "Oh good, you came back, Joho. Did you make sure the Ietra won't end up, leaving accsidently, given her easily confused nature?"
  • Dr. Joho Nogo's voice: "But alchourse, President. The backdoor has been sealed up since before even the last presidentcy, president."

Outside the building.

  • Barron's voice: "GODS FUCKING DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMN IT?!"

The Crazy Lab of Dr. Joho Nogo

Dr. Joho's lab.

  • Dr. Joho: "(Looking over a dog/cat abomination) Ohhh, poo, I invited someone to see my exspeariment unfold, and THIS happens! This mess will take forever to clean up."
  • Assisent: "Sir, the tests for the Aera girl are ready."
  • Dr. Joho: "Very well. I'll be right back, I just have to tend bigger matters at the moment, but don't worry, I will fix you. (Leaves).
  • Erroe, Barron, and Viva finally broke free when the doctor and assisent are gone.
  • Erroe: "Okay, NEXT TIME, I am putting holes in such a thing!"
  • Barron: "Assuming we would do something as stupid as this again!"
  • Viva: "Wow, take a look at this thing. I know we learned that these guys are abunch of eccentrics, but WOW, animal rights groups are gonna have a field day with this dork! Just, what even IS this thing?"
  • Barron: "Looks like a rog, to me."
  • Viva: "Actselly, he seems to be more of a feloot."
  • Barron: "Bitch! With that long-face! That's a rog!"
  • Viva: "Long-faced feloots exist, you know. Besides, it's body is too feloot like for it to be accreate to rogs, so it is a feloot!"
  • Barron: "There HAS been Rogs with feline tendingcies, women! (Erroe walked off to an eerie container) So I have to insist, that it's a rog!"
  • Barron and Viva began arguing as Erroe takes a closer look.

Inside.

  • What looks like a woman's chest was seen in the container and looking like the infamous image from FFVII.

Back to Erroe.

  • Erroe started to have a migrain panic attack!
  • Voice: "(Voices over flashes of Erroe's past) It's not your fault. It's not your fault. It's not your fault."
  • Erroe screamed!
  • Viva and Barron show concern as Viva came to him, holding him up!
  • Viva: "Erroe, Erroe, calm down!"
  • Erroe: "The RANGER PROJECT?! The RANGER PROJECT?!"
  • Viva: "It's okay, it's cool. That's all behind ya know."
  • Barron: "Oh what are you babbling on about?! (Looks in)........ There's a disembodied lady chest in there."
  • Erroe: "Oh, THAT's just his exspearimental stages of Dr. Joho creating himself his perfect wife."
  • Viva: "THE F***!?"
  • Barron: "WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW!"
  • Erroe: "Yeeeeeeaaaaaaaah, he was self-aware on how inadaquite to even members of his own spieces he was, so, he wanted to create himself a girlfriend."
  • Viva: "Then HOW did that reminded you of the RANGER project?"
  • Erroe: "I always thought it was gross in those days...... And that it was mentally assusiated with all the intense testing he put me all through..... Along with everything else that went wrong in my life."
  • Barron: "Well if that thing's part of his aim to make a perfect wife, then GOD DAMN, THAT IS CLEARLY A FAILED EXSPEARIMENT IF I EVER SEEN ONE?! THERE WAS AN EYE ON THE BOOBIE?! And I'm pretty sure none of us are into that kind of freaky shit?!"
  • Viva: "Okay, we may know Dr. Wackjob isn't as evil as we originally assumed pre-meeting, but this place is clearly too intense for Aera to stick around! We still need her out of here!"
  • Barron: "Oh diffently, expeically if it's FREAKY S*** LIKE THIS?!"

Testing Room.

  • Dr. Joho Nogo: "Okay, I have a way to nip too birds with one clipper! I'll have Miss Aera cure him!"
  • Erroe, Barron, and Viva snuck in.
  • Dr. Joho Nogo: "Proceed with the test-"
  • Erroe: HOLD IT RIGHT THERE, PAL! (The group arrived) Let her go!
  • Dr. Nogo: Look, if you have any complaints about my exspeariments, please take them to the complaints department and-
  • Barron: Oh, my apologies, sir... (He pointed his gun arm) I don't work for you!
  • Dr. Nogo: (He finally turned) OH CRUD IT'S THE SAVIORS?! You're here for the girl, aren't you!?
  • Barron: EEEYUP, stupid! By the way, her name's Aerith!
  • Erroe: Aera!
  • Barron: Cotaxo, cotoxo!
  • Viva: The f*** says 'cotoxo'?
  • Dr. Nogo: Now, please hear me out before we get too much! I'm not like my science-fetishist brother who last had my job! In fact, I promise you that they're not in any real trouble! (He presses a button that immobilizes them in containment fields) At least you can watch the show so I can prove it! BRING IN, SUBJECT 23!
  • Scientist: Yes sir! (The cat-dog thing came into Aera's holding cell)
  • Aera: AWWWW, A PUPPY!! HE'S SO CUTE! HI THERE CUTIE, I'm a friend! (She pets him) I'll love you forever and ever! ERROE! This thing is sweet!
  • Barron: The saga continues! But, it's good ta know she's making the best of a potentially-dangerous situation.
  • Dr. Nogo: "Oh, ya see, it's not dangerous at all, but rather, you see, the creature you see in there is actselly someone who was accsidently turned that way thanks to me being ol' Clumsy Dr. Nogo Joho, so, I am trying to see if she can revert him back to normal."
  • Viva: "WHAT IF SHE TURNS OUT TOO STUPID FOR THAT AND YOU RELEASED A POTENTIALLY DANGEROUS ABOMINATION ONTO HER?!?
  • Dr. Nogo:... Ohhh poo, I didn't think about that! Well, if it ends up with something as intense as a forced mating, well, it could always be just flushed down.

Cutaway

  • Gladiozont: (He was shown with signs of different biology)

Lab

  • Erroe: "YOU MEAN THAT THING COULD POTAINTIONALLY RAPE HER?!"
  • Dr. Nogo: "Oh, don't worry, if it helps, the creature doesn't seem sexuallity active, so-"
  • Erroe: NOOOOO!!! (The three broke free in anger) FREE HEEEEER!!!
  • Barron: DON'T HAVE TO TELL ME TWICE, OR AT ALL!! And with my newly-repaired hand gun thanks to the repair bot in Viva's bar, gladly!!
  • Erroe: STOP TELLING US WHAT WE ALREADY KNOW!!
  • Barron: (He fired)
  • Dr. Nogo: NOT LIKE THAT?! I COULD'VE JUST HAD THE EXSPEARIMENT HALTED AND- (He gets bonked by Viva) OW!... (He fainted unconscious)
  • Viva: Sorry doc, but the science expo's cancelled!!
  • Barron: (He fires at the control module and frees Aera and the creature as Aera continued petting it)
  • Viva:... Though it obviously seems like we did NOT needed to rush.
  • Aera: "Oh hey Erroe! This is a really fun place Cousin Kreno took me to! The nice doctor who you knocked out for no reason gave me a puppy!"
  • Erroe: "Well, it's good that you weren't in serious danger!"
  • Ree's voice came out of the creature: "DID YOU HAD TO KNOCK OUT THE DOCTOR?! HE WAS THE ONLY ONE WHO CAN CURE ME!!"
  • Barron: "..... Did that rog just talk?"
  • Erroe: "Wait, weren't you that Ree guy?"
  • Ree: "Well yes, I was, until the doctor accsidently turned me into this thing! Now I look like some kind of, rog, feloot, thing!"
  • Viva: "Well, if ya worried about us killing him, trust me, we heard the meeting, so, all I did was knocked him out hard enough that he'll only be out for a few hours. He kinda deserves it for trying to make a woman out of thin air."
  • Ree: "(Quietly) Aw good grief, he still has that crap going on? I really should just take the poor sap to a dating service!"
  • Barron: "Yeah, you should. He needs to get laid, BIG time!"
  • Ree: "Well I take it you intend on taking the Aera girl to confront Raish and Ful, huh? Well, I could be a use here since I'm currently some kind of freak that..... Honestly, I'm okay with. For one thing, my, "Roghood" is no longer challnageable, so let's see Carslet give me pity ice cream after another round! Honestly, this feels like the others may take me more seriously!"
  • Erroe: "That would be because your a giant canine/feline hybrid. Even Cornsby's stupid autistic cousin would pay closer attention to you!"
  • Ree: "Exactly! So.... We cool?"
  • Aera: "Can he come, please?!"
  • Viva: "(Sighs) We may as well, because a talking long-faced feloot is PRETTY cool."
  • Erroe: "Okay, but we're gonna need a new way to get out then."
  • Ree: "Oh, just take the service elevator to the parking bay and we'll take my ship."
  • Barron/Viva: "AWWWWWWW, DAMMIT, ERROE!!"
  • Erroe: "Hey, the backdoor was still a good way to get IN!"

Elder Ful Exposed

Ientasy Prison Grounds.

  • A destroyed wall was seen as the soon to be free rebelers rejoice at Raish and Ful's triupthent return to them.
  • Elder Ful: "DO NOT WORRY, GOOD REBELERS?! Today, Raish has proven that the might of The Saviors, are not destine to be destroyed after all! Now, we shall seek our revenge against President Cornsby, and finally usher in our desire age of ending Muko Mining!"
  • ???: "ONLY TO START GOING AFTER FOZZEL FUELS, YOU ASSHOLE?!"
  • Elder Ful was shocked with a cartoonish expression as he and Raish looked to see Erroe, Viva, Aera, Barron, and Ree before them.
  • Elder Ful: "...... Erroe, your, your alive?!"
  • Raish: "And what the hell did you mean by calling him an asshole? I mean, okay, he is abit of a dick, but-"
  • Elder Ful: "OH HARDY HAR HAR, RAISH?!"
  • Erroe: "I meant no disrepect oh wise Elder...... Fuck it, I ACTSELLY MEANT DISRESPECT?! Because we know the truth!"
  • Every rebeler, even Raish, looked invested while Ful was in a panic attack!
  • Elder Ful: "Uh, duh, I...... ERROE, CLEARLY THE SERIOUS LOSS HAS DROVE YOU MAD-"
  • Barron: "OH WE'RE MAD ALLRIGHT, MOTHER FUCKER?! WE'RE MAD, THAT YOU HAVE BEEN LYING TO EVERYONE, INCLUDING RAISH, ABOUT WHAT WAS GOING ON?!"
  • The Rebelers began to mutter and mumble inconfusion as Ful was cornered in his web of lies falling down!
  • Ree: "I, am the head of urban defeluptment.... Trapped as a genetic creature thanks to.... An accsident. And I am willing to say..... Mining Muko is actselly not dangerious to the world, nor respondsable for climate change here. The Planet's just natorally hotter thanks to having a sun hotter then known standerds yet is still able to support life. And the Climate Change was made worse by reckless dependence of oil, gases, and fozzel fuels, that the O'Files clan were mining. So, the loss of Raish's mother to the climate change, that's the O'Files clan's fault! Everything related to your personal loss or things you worry about, are because of the O'Flies clan, not Cornsby. They were respondsable for the needless death of Founder President Ientasy and Master Threatwells of the Zyauars. His real intent wasn't to save the world. It was to keep it in a self-destructive path to keep going after commodities of a dying industry so his clan can go back to profiting from these self-destructive practices!"
  • The Rebelers stared betrayed at Elder Ful!
  • Elder Ful: "....... You ungrateful basturds?! YOU HAVE TO RUIN EVERYTHING FOR MY CLAN'S REVENGE ON MUKO, DID YOU?!"
  • Viva: "Wow, you're not even gonna try to play innosent here, asshole?"
  • Elder Ful: "IT'S NOT LIKE YOU DON'T HAVE A FULL UNDERSTANDING ANYWAY, SO WHY BOTHER?! I CAN'T BELIEVE THAT AFTER ALL THIS EFFORT OF PUSHING THIS STUPID IETRA INTO THE DARK MUKO I CORRUPTED WITH MY ANGER AND HATRED, AFTER HE, YOU, ERROE, AND YOUR BASTURD BROTHER WERE SENT TO CAPTURE ME?! I needed a way to inspire another great revolution like my ansistery before me?! And it was through corrupting a Muko Pool near my family's very company?! Thus, with Raish under my control, I had him kill your accursed brother to make sure HE wouldn't ruin everything for me, and tricked you into joining, Erroe?! Then I was able to have him destroy your cunt girlfriend's hometown to encourage people to have a negitive impression with Cornsby by making him look bad over the destruction of an anti-Muko homestand!"
  • Viva: "WHY THE HELL DID YOU NEED TO DO THAT?! THEY WERE ALREADY AGAINST MUKO?! THEY ALREADY BELIEVED IN THE MYTH?! WHY NOT JUST RECRUITED THEM AND HAVE THE MAYOR FINACNE YOUR REBELION PLANS?!"
  • Elder Ful: "I-........ Huh....... Okay, admitingly, I didn't had good hindsight in that time, BUT IT GOT YOU INVOLVED, DIDN'T IT?! I just needed a figurehead who's all mussle and no brains! And the exile Xaro joke was perfect!?"
  • Barron: "WELL GUESS WHAT SON?! I AIN'T GONNA BE SO STUPID NO MORE?!"
  • Elder Ful: "AND EVERYTHING WAS GOING SWIMMINGLY?! I HAVE A MIGHTY EXSAMPLE OF IETRAS, A SUBJECT OF RANGER, A XARO WILLING TO BE BLINDLY DEVOTED TO ME, AND A DEVOTE HATER WHO WANTED CORNSBY'S GUTS WITH A SIDE OF CORNSLAW?! THINGS WERE PERFECT, Apart from you people being INCOMPIDENT at blowing up drills, that is...... BUT THEN YOU HAD TO RUN INTO THE STUPID MUKOSEEKA GIRL AND MAKE THE REBELS QUESTION THEMSELVES?! THEN IT LEAD WITH YOU TWITS TAKING TOO LONG WITH THAT FAT HERMADITE GRUTT ZHERZHIS, YOU FAILED TO SECURE THE GIRL, AND NOW...... You came to know the truth! All, I wanted, was to get this planet to not waste a trusted and relieable reshorce, in favor of a utopian fantasy found within Muko! And to save the Fozzel Fuel Industry universes wide! Because the industry's DYING, thanks to alternate shorces of fuel commodities and being too fearful of a hotter planet?! A trusted shorce of power, that's been around civilisation since the dawn of time, being casted aside, because of something so scary as a melting artic and rising waters?!"
  • Viva: "To be fair, THOSE ARE legitamently bad things, birdbrain! Even in the days of us having cool space ships so we can just go find a new home, it doesn't mean that a planet's well being means jacksquat, espeically not to worlds that won't be able to have a "Planet B", we should still consider taking better care of our planets. We SHOULDN'T treat them like our personal dumping grounds and go after a commodity desten to go out of sytile either way, because there can only be so many places for them to be collected in! Muko is renewable, and can be recreated should all tabable shorces be run dried someday, and in so many ways, like Cornsby said, it could change so many lives and futures. You seriously want to ruin that, just to protect a dying industry?"
  • Elder Ful: "For lack of a better word...... YES?! Because the Grand Council's TOO liberal-minded to care for the industry that stood the test of time, being let to die because of radical changes and alternating fuels! We have machines that are capable to combat climate change now-a-days that it is NO LONGER taken that seriously?!"
  • Erroe: "Like Cornsby's?!"
  • Elder Ful: "ESPEICALLY LIKE CORNSBY'S- Oh fuck!"
  • Barron: "BUSTED!"
  • The Rebelers began to boo at Elder Ful!
  • Elder Ful: ".... POINT IS, WITH MACHINES LIKE THAT, WHY MUST WE STILL INSIST FOR THE MOST COMPETITIVE AND IMPOURENT INDUSTRY TO DIE?!"
  • Erroe: "Well, it's just the naterol progression of things. Sometimes, things that have been around us for a long time, get outmoded and replaced. It's not nessersarly a political issue. Change is ineditable no matter your political standing. Even if the Fozzel Fuel Industry kept persisting, there's only gonna be so many of those outdated shorces left. One way or the other, it's gonna die out anyway, and we HAVE to alternate to bigger and better things at this point. And that includes, Muko! Also, the tragic self-extinction of the Carboniods, speaks for it's fucking self!"
  • Rebeler 1: "HEY, THOSE GUYS BROUGHT UP SOME REALLY GREAT POINTS?!"
  • Rebeler 2: "LET'S TELL FUL TO GO FUCK HIMSELF?!"
  • Rebelers: "FUCK FUL, FUCK FUL, FUCK FUL?!"
  • The Chant continued!
  • Elder Ful: "...... THAT'S IT?! IF I CAN'T CONTROL YOU BUNCH, I'LL DESTROY YOU?! Raish I command you to- (Saw that Raish was gone)...... OH WHERE IS THAT OVER-GROWNED-FIN HIPPIE NOW?! I NEED HIS OVER-SIZED BLADE TO START SPILLING BLOOD?!"
  • Unknown to Ful, Raish, full of betrayed rage in his eyes, was seen in the air, holding his blade in a stabbing motion, dramaticly going down onto an unsuspecting Ful!
  • Aera saw this and gasped!
  • Aera: "MR. FUL, LOOK OUT?!"
  • Aera charged in and pushed Ful out of the way, gets stabbed in the process!
  • Everyone gasped, even Raish!
  • Erroe: "AERAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA?!"
  • Echos were heard, as the charging heroes and Cornsby's followers quickly charged forth!
  • Aera was feeling the full force of Raish's blade, then went limped.
  • A shocked Raish quickly got her off of his blade, shocked of the blood of a fellow Ietra, a young girl no less, was harmed by him!
  • Erroe quickly ran up to Aera and held her up!
  • Erroe: "Aera?! Aera?! Please be okay?!"
  • Raish became more horrorifived, of not just what he had recently harmed, but what he was doing this entire time! Raish flew away and escape, wanting to escape!
  • Ree: ".... Oh no..... Not another tragic loss of Ietra life."
  • Viva: "......"
  • Barron: "...... Ohhhhhhh, shit."
  • The Rebelers stared in shock and sadness of what just occured.
  • The group arrived and saw what occured!
  • Cornsby: "...... Oh, my..... This, may present a problem."
  • Serpentus: "...... YOU TWO?! GET THAT GIRL INTO A HEALING TANK NOW?!"
  • Two Soldiers ran up to a grieving Erroe!
  • Erroe: "No, no please! She needs me! (The Soldiers forcefully but non-violently take Aera away from Erroe as Barron and Viva held him back!) NO?! LET ME GO?! AERA?! AERA?! (Starts crying)! AERA?! (Cires outloud)...."
  • The Lougers and the HA looked on in sadness of what occured.
  • Spongebob: ".... What happened?"
  • Ree: "..... Aera saved Ful from being stabbed by Raish apawn discovering Ful's lies. She got harmed badly."
  • Icky: "WHY WOULD SHE RISK HER LIFE LIKE THAT TO AN OLD FUCKTARD LIKE HIM?!"
  • Gazelle: "Because she was too good for this world."
  • Ful had saw what occured and was slowly trying to get away!
  • Thunderclap: "OH NO YOU DON'T, YELLOW BELLY?! (Thunderclap and the Dactyls leap up and snagged and pounce on Ful!)"
  • Elder Ful: "GAHHHH?! UNHAND ME AT ONCE, YOU FOUL BEASTS?! LET ME GO?!"
  • Cornsby: "Elder Ful L. O'flies of the O'flies clan, you are sentenced to a consectutive life sentence, never to be release from Oranos in it's old people section for the rest of your golden years, for the crime of repeating your clan's past sins and causing more trouble then really nessersary to push a dying idealogy! You are EXILED, INDIFFENTLY, from Ientasy, never to darken our doorways like the beaked qoach you are!?"
  • Rebeler 4: "I GET IT NOW, HIS NAME IS A PLAY ON FULL OF LIES?!..... WOW, DID WE MISSED THAT RED FLAG OR WHAT?!"
  • Erroe: "Aera......"
  • Barron: "Oh you KNOW it's bad if he's not calling out that guy for being a textbook idiot."

Dr. Joho Nogo's lab.

  • Dr. Joho: "(Aera was in a healing tank)..... The young miss will be fine...... Her damage will take awhile to heal, but, she'll be fine."
  • Erroe was sitting down, being upset!
  • Ree: "...... Is your friend, okay?"
  • Viva: "He's fine. He, he was really invested in that kid. She was like the proper childhood friend he didn't get. It's best to just let him mope. He tends to act irrational when not allowed to pacify."
  • Erroe was feeling the echos of the word Irrational as Viva's past shit mistreating was played.
  • Erroe: "...... (Darkly and at his final limit) You wanna say that again, Weeds?"
  • Viva: "Uhh, excuse me, Erroe?"
  • Barron: "Uh-oh!"
  • Erroe: "Yeah!... Repeat, what you said, about me being 'irrational' when not allowed to 'pacify'?"
  • Icky: "(Quietly) I got your point, sister."
  • Viva: "Well... Yeah, cause, well, growing up, let's be honest, you weren't exactly the most masculine guy in Ientasy."
  • Erroe: Oh, you're one to judge! Now it's MY turn! You're inconsiderate, insulting, manipulative, unhelpful, dishonest, self-centered, hypocritical, belittling, AND EXTREMELY MEAN!!! You think that mourning for Aera, is not that big a deal when she was CLOSER TO A TRUE FRIEND THAN ANYONE ELSE?!
  • Viva: Oh come on, Erroe, I may be all those things, but you'd be dead if it wasn't for me. I mean, we've been friends since we were children. I always had your back."
  • Erroe: "OH, REALLY?! Had my back?! Did you have my back when Aera's was stabbed by Raish when he was trying to go for Ful?! Did you have my back when you tricked me into doing eco-terrorisum on Muko Drills?! Did you have my back when I had to humiliate myself in a frilly disguise to fool a herminadite Grutt into thinking I was a woman?! DID YOU HAD MY BACK WHEN YOU THREATENED ME TO STAY, LIKE A FRIEND WOULD?! NO! And how did it go? OH YEAH, 4 DUDES AT A MINIMUM! AM I REMEMBERING YOUR THREAT CORRECTLY?! BECAUSE I CERTAINLY REMEMBER ALL THE REASONS WE HAD FELOOT-FIGHTS, AND MAYBE YOU SHOULD, TOO, YOU F*****G EXCUSE OF A WHORE! (Everyone gasped)"
  • Viva: "Okay, look! Maybe that was a bit too far, but that was to protect you from just walking out and getting arrested by Cornsby's guys as simple as (Snaps her fingers) that!"
  • Erroe: "A BIT?! IMPLYING PRISON RAPE, IS ONLY A BIT TOO FAR TO YOU?! HOW F*****G MORONIC AND INSENSITIVE ARE YOU?!"
  • Viva: "... Okay, when you put it like that-.... Ohhhhhhh, did I just jinx it?"
  • Erroe: NO S***! NO WONDER WHY YOU DON'T HAVE ANY REAL FRIENDS!! HECK, NO WONDER YOU LIVED IN A FARM IN THE MIDDLE OF NOWHERE! YOU'RE A NIGHTMARE!! YOU ARE A HORRIBLE FRIEND!!!
  • Viva: "Hey, let's not go out on me for what happened to Aera! Again, that 4 dudes thing was to make sure you don't get your ass caught and be threaten to be made to expose where the Saviors were hiding!"
  • Erroe: "WELL, LOOK HOW POINTLESS THAT TURNED OUT?! THE SAVIORS ARE DISBANDED ANYWAY, NO ONE'S EVER GONNA TAKE FUL SERIOUSLY AGAIN, AND NOW RAISH IS OUT THERE ON HIS OWN ONLY BEING A THREAT TO ANY UNLUCKY SAP WHO TRIES TO MESS WITH HIM! HECK, THIS COULD'VE BEEN AVOIDED, HAD IT NOT BEEN FOR THE INCOMPREHENSIBLY INTOLERABLE BITCH OF A WEEDY KELP FARMER INTROVERT, WHO MIGHT'VE BEEN RENDERED THAT WAY BECAUSE THIS ATTITUDE IS LIKELY WHAT TURNED HER AND OTHERS AGAINST THE LIVES OF MANY PEOPLE!!! YOU THINK I WANNA BE FRIENDS WITH SOMEONE LIKE THAT?!"
  • Viva: "Erroe, please-"
  • Erroe: "NO!! THIS HAS BEEN A LONG TIME COMING, BECAUSE YOU JUST F****D UP MORE THAN I POSSIBLY COULD!!! I MEAN, MY GOD, VIVA, YOU ARE SOME PIECE OF WORK!! HONESTLY, I DON'T KNOW WHY I WAS SURPRISED YOU DID THIS TO ME!! YOU'VE ALWAYS DRAGGED ME INTO CRAZY SCHEMES, JUST LIKE I ASSUMED YOU DID TO OTHER UNFORTUNATE SAPS!! AGAIN, WHO WANTS TO BE FRIENDS WITH SOMEONE LIKE YOU?! MAYBE THE REASON THAT YOU CAN'T CLEARLY ACT LIKE A GROWN-UP, IS BECAUSE YOU COULDN'T GET OVER THE FACT THAT YOUR MOTHER WAS MURDERED!!"
  • Ree: "........ Wow......"
  • Icky: "........ HOLY S***!"
  • Gazelle: "..... Ay dios mio......"
  • Erroe: (Viva was horrified by those words) Yeah! I said it! Someone had to say it! Frankly, I hope you never have any real friends or a boyfriend after all this, and I hope you die cold and alone because nobody wants to be with you! We're done being friends! There's no point in even firing you because the Saviors are already done. I hope your mother gives you no approval when you finally die and go to hell, because she would've been so ashamed! (Everyone including Cornsby was shocked at his insensitivity)
  • Viva: "... Some part of me, wants me to RIP YOUR ASS IN TWO FOR SAYING THAT?!........... But another...... Tells me not to...... And for once...... I..... (Sniffles)...... I'm gonna take my anger out on a rock instead, BECAUSE AT LEAST I WON'T HAVE ANY EMOTIONAL CONNECTION TO IT?! (Runs off, fighting back tears)......"
  • Erroe: "...... (Sighs) FINALLY! And good riddance to bad weeds!"
  • Erroe proceeds to walk off.
  • Cornsby: "..... (Sternly) Young Erroe?"
  • Erroe looks at Cornsby!
  • Cornsby: "...... My office..... If you please."
  • Some Guards with Athoraton blocked his way on leaving.
  • Erroe: "(Sighs), S***. I really lost control of my life."

Erroe's Story/Barron's Past

  • Erroe walked into Cornsby's office.
  • Cornsby: "...... Have a seat."
  • Erroe sat down on a quickly rising from the floor chair.....
  • Cornsby: "....... Erroe, I am VERY disappointed in you!"
  • Erroe: Hey, she had it coming. I had to cope with the near-murder I just witnessed, AND SHE DESTROYED THE MOOD!!!
  • Cornsby:... (Sighs) Erroe, you speak with great intensity about what became of Miss Aera, even with her recovery on the way. Would this, be connected to your brother?
  • Erroe: "Uh, duh uh, noooooo, of course not, I-...... Okay, fine, it is....."
  • Cornsby: ".... Then perhaps you would like to explain to me what occured in the mission you were sent on?"
  • Erroe: "(Sighs)...... It feels, weird, ya know..... I was dedicated to take you and your rule down, and here I am being sat down and having you console me like I was your son."
  • Cornsby: "I realised that you were of a troubled mind, and, I simply want to get to know what's wrong."
  • Erroe: "...... Okay, I remembered it like it was recent......"

Flashback.

  • Erroe was seen doing squats before the big mission as Raish stared confused at him.
  • Raish: "Uhhhh, what're you doing?"
  • Erroe: "Oh, ya know, just doing my mission squats! I always do them when I'm pumped!"
  • Raish: "You squat when you pumped?"
  • Erroe: "Listen, I don't mean to be awkword, but uh, can I say something real quick?"
  • Raish: "It's already too late."
  • Erroe: "I'M YOUR BIGGEST FAN?! EVER SINCE I WAS A KID I WANTED TO WORK ALONG SIDE YOU!? NOW LOOK AT US?! ON A MISSION TO HUNT DOWN FUL O'FILE AND HIS PRIVATE ARMY OF MERCENARY MOGOKS! THEY BUILDT A BASE AROUND THE ABANDONED OILPHILE BUILDING AND FOUND A MUKO WELL?! ISN'T THAT COOL?! MORE MUKO FOR US, AND WE GET TO NAIL THE LAST O'FILE, ISN'T THAT COO-"
  • Raish: "So I take it you read the dossier?"
  • Erroe: "I just wanna know, what's our team name?"
  • Raish: "Squad 94."
  • Erroe: "Why not...... Erroish?"
  • Raish: "OH GOD NO?! Look, I respect you as an excitable young man, but please, don't make this creepy."
  • Erroe: "NOW WE NEED A THEME SONG?! (Sings) HEY, LOOK, THERE'S THESE GUYS, KICKIN FOOLS' ASSES, THEY'RE SO COOL?! ERROISH?!"
  • Soldier: "Can I remix it?"
  • Erroe: "NO, YOU CAN'T REMIX, HERMANITIT, IT'S OUR THING!!"
  • Soldier: "Awwwwwww."
  • Raish: "(Sighs)...... The inexspearienced and un-battle-harden are always the exictable ones."
  • Erroe: "I'm sorry for being spaz, but, YOUR MY HERO?!"
  • Raish: "Look, it's fine, when you get a few years under your belt, you'll get a soldier's attatude yet."
  • Pilot: "Uhhh, guys, it looks like some Mogokers are heading our way!"
  • Sepher shows up!
  • Sepher: "Then it's time for fucking action!"

Later.

  • The Group began fighting Mogoks!
  • Raish was effertlessly defeating Mogoks!
  • Sepher and Erroe worked togather to take some down!
  • Sepher: "Bro, it obviously looks like Ful was expecting us!"
  • Erroe: "NO S***, SEPHER!!"

After the Battle

  • Erroe: "OH THANKS ALOT FOR BEING A COWERD, HERM!! YOU HAD TO COWER AWAY WHILE WE WERE FIGHTING THE MOGOKS?!"
  • Raish: "Enough! Let's be glad that we defeated those creatures and have drwindled Ful's defences. He cannot hide from us now."
  • Erroe: "Uhhhh, yeah, I was, offering words of encouragement."
  • Raish: "..... Fair enough..... Thanks...... Erroe."
  • Erroe: "(High-pitched) He said THAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-"
  • (Cornsby) "Mr. Erroe, calm down and focus!"
  • (Erroe): "Right-right-right, sorry!"
  • Raish: "Ya know, Erroe, those Mogoks we took down, most likely had families."
  • Erroe: "Actselly, they're pretty much a hivemind, so-"
  • Raish: "I bet their mothers would be sad for them, like how mother would've been for me....."
  • Erroe: "Yeah, that would be a bummer-"
  • Raish: "My mother died giving birth to me during a climate change season."
  • Erroe: "........ Wow."
  • Raish: "Cornsby adopted me as a son, and raised me to be a fighter. Become a killing machine."
  • Erroe: "THE KILLING MACHINE!?! You just owned an entire army of Mogoks easy! Not even me and Sepher combined would be able to take you on!"
  • Raish: "Then I became among RANGER's most decrorated warriors. Earning fame, glory and status..... But I would trade that, all away, for the unconditional love, a mother would've provided."
  • Erroe: "..... Wow. Deeeeeeeeeeeep."
  • Raish: "..... Tell me, Erroe...... About your mother....."
  • Erroe: "My mom? Oh she can be SUCH A TREAT!...... When not yelling at me to go get a job, get married, have kids, the usual."
  • Raish:...
  • Erroe: "She named me Erroe beause I was actselly suppose to be called Arrow, but the doctor was TERRIBLE at spelling! Almost as bad as Cornsby's speical needs cousin! But I find it a GOOD typo! It sounds badass!"
  • (Cornsby): "..... I'll be polite enough to pretend not to hear that."
  • (Erroe): "Sorry, that was just fan talk."
  • Raish: "A name...... That's all I've known about my mother..... Her name was-"
  • (Cornsby): "Jovana....."
  • (Raish): "How did you know?"
  • (Cornsby): "I do autherised Dr. Joho's exspeariments after all. If you ever heard about Dr. Joho trying to create the perfect wife, that's actselly a fabrication.... We were actually trying to clone Raish's mother to give him the love he had lost, to quell his relentless nature. Didn't help that his fetishist scientist brother was the REAL one trying to do all that.... But regardless, the project end up coming too late...."
  • Raish: "I hired a guide to escourt us to the abandon facility near the Muko Pool. A young girl. By chance, do you know her?"
  • Erroe: "Errrrrr..... Maaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaybe?"
  • Raish: "She was recommended by a very assertive woman from your hometown."
  • Erroe: "CRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP!!"
  • Raish:... I take it you'd prefered NOT to know her?
  • Erroe: Oh, it's just, uh... We used to be a couple, and she turned out too bitchy to be with. We used to play-wrestle, and I liked many qualities with her, then her attitude and bitchiness broke us apart. But I assure you, when you get to know her, she IS the girl you'd ne-

Later...

  • A more cutesy Viva: "S'UP BITCHES!"
  • Miss Holms: "Be good to the nice soldiers, Viva!"
  • Viva: "Kay, mommy! Love you!"
  • Miss Holms: "Love you too, sweetie!"
  • Erroe: "Don't worry Miss Holms, we're keep her safe!"
  • Miss Holms: "(Talking with a brooklyn accent) WHAT'S THAT SUPPOSE TO MEAN, WISEGUY?! Ya suggesting she can't handle herself?! I trained her in martical arts training myself, smart ass?!"
  • Viva: "Mom!"
  • Miss Holms: "OH WHAT, JUST BECAUSE YOUR PART OF RANGER, MR. BIG AND FANCY GIANT SWORD WEILDER OVER HERE THINKS THAT IT MEANS YOU LOOK DOWN ON MY DAUGHTER LIKE THAT?!"
  • Viva: "(Embarrised) Mommy, please no."
  • Miss Holms: "SHE WAS PUNCHING GIANT VRATS IN THE FACE FOR TWO DAYS AND BECAME A PHYSICAL MARVEL FAR GREATER THEN WHAT YOU NANSIES CAN SUCCEED IN WEEKS ON END?! YOU SHOULD SEE HOW SHE WRECKS THIS HIGHWAYMEN'S PENIS WITH HER CETERIOR BLOW!! BLOODY, F*****G, SPECTACULAR!!"
  • Viva: "(Really embarrised) Mom, shut up!"
  • Miss Holms: "And the worse part, YOU BARELY EVEN VISIT ANYMORE?! My little princess greatly misses you while you were with your new "RANGER FRIENDS", for ALMOST TWO YEARS NOW, RIGHT AFTER YOU BREAK HER SWEET LITTLE HEART!! AND NOW YOU'RE-"
  • Viva: "HOW'S ABOUT A PICTURE?!"
  • Erroe: "A photo? With Raish?! YES?! (GETS OVER TO VIVA) COME ON, RAISH GET IN HERE!!"
  • Raish growled kinda annoyed and still monotone.
  • Erroe: "OH MAN, MY FIRST PICTURE WITH RAISH?! AWESOME?!"
  • Erroe suddenly struggled with his sea horse snout!
  • Camera man: "SAY CHEESE?!"
  • Erroe sneesed, as he ended up with a comical picture of him sneesing while Viva look proud and confident, while Raish just stood there.
  • (Cornsby): "Well that must've been awkward."
  • (Erroe): "But then..... We arrived to the facility, and saw that Ful was planning something big."
  • A young-ish Ful was seen with some remaining Mogoks working on an impourent project.
  • Ful: "STATUS REPORT, MOOMUU?!"
  • Moomuu, the Mogok Merc leader: "(Various disterbing bug noises)....."
  • Ful: "...... PUT ON YOUR TRANSLATOR!!"
  • Moomuu rolled his eyes and turned on a translater.
  • Voice: "Opertaions for the Muko Tainter is under way, Ful O'Flies."
  • Ful: "Exsellent! Soon, I will power the machine with my hatred and end Muko Mining for good?! All for the glory of the Fozzel Fuel Industry!"
  • Voice: "Dude, that is seriously cartoon villain evil right there."
  • Ful: "OH SHUT UP, I'M NOT PAYING YOU TO CRITICIZE ME!"
  • Voice: "You're hardly really paying us anyway."
  • Ful: "FOCUS?! I need that machine ready?! My revenge on Muko CAN'T WAIT?!"
  • The Mogoks resume work.
  • ???: "NOT SO FAST, EVIL-DOERS?!"
  • Erroe, Raish, Viva, and the soldiers arrived!
  • Ful: "WHAT?! NO?! PROTECT THE MACHINE?!"
  • The Mogoks charged, but Raish quickly defeated them without even trying!
  • Raish: "(Sighs)..... They don't make Mogoks like they used to."
  • Ful: "AHHH?! (Runs off as Moomuu began firing at the group, with the two soldiers shot down!)"
  • Erroe: "HERM, NO?!"
  • Viva: "THAT AWFUL BIRD?!"
  • Raish: "HE HAS TO BE STOPPED?!"
  • The group charged after him, but Moomuu blocked the way!
  • Viva: "Guys, go on without me! Let me swat away this icky bug!"
  • Erroe: "Thanks Viva!"
  • Erroe, Sepher and Raish charged forth!
  • (Erroe): "We arrived in the main pool area. I was the first to charged, but-"
  • Erroe got smacked by Ful's full bitch slap!
  • (Cornsby): "An old bird defeated you with a pimp slap?"
  • (Erroe): "I know, I improved a long away since then."
  • (Cornsby): "Depends on what you consider, an improvement."
  • (Erroe): "Anyway, I was out for this part, so, based on what I learned from Ree.... How did you learned that by the way-"
  • (Cornsby): "Spy drone."
  • (Erroe): "Ahhh."
  • Ful: "...... I KNOW WHY YOU'RE AFTER ME, RANGERS!! CORNSBY SENT YOU, DIDN'T HE?! HE SENT YOU TO STOP MY GRAND MISSION?!"
  • Sepher: "What mission, you miserable old bird?"
  • Ful: "..... My mission, to save Ientasy from Cornsby's reckless ambition?!"
  • Raish: "...... What do you mean?"
  • Ful: "Why, I know the unfortunate truth about Muko! It was the shorce of the planet's climate change that is making many suffer?!"
  • Raish was shocked......
  • Ful: "Oh yes, the rebelion against President Ientasy and Țhreatwellș was for a good reason! Muko is the lifeforce of the planet! It's, 'blood', if you will! Because of Muko being mined, it lead to so many preventable deaths, even that of-"
  • Raish: "My... Mother..."
  • Ful: "..... (Quietly) Roll with it. (Openly) Among others, soldiers of RANGER! So please revitalised your goals and-"
  • Raish began to have a mindgrain related to his pure muko powers in the presence of Dark Muko....
  • Ful: "... Perfect..."
  • Ful walked over and pushed Raish into the dark muko!
  • Sepher: "RAISH?! You will PAY FOR THAT, YOU DELUDED OLD MONSTER?!"
  • Ful: "I SEE YOU'RE TOO SMART FOR ME, FOOL?!"
  • Sepher: "That kinda sounds contridictory-"
  • Ful: "WELL EITHER WAY, YOU LOST?! NOW, RAISH WILL BE IN MY CONTROL?!"
  • Raish slowly risen from the Dark Muko, and now has a single wing...
  • Sepher: "(GASPS IN HORROR)....... Raish? You..... YOU OKAY?!"
  • Raish: "(Coldly)..... Never been better....."
  • Sepher: "...... That tainted muko the old man ruined! It did something to you?! I have to take you back to HQ and-"
  • Raish rushed and stabbed him with his blade!?
  • Sepher: "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCK!?..... Raish....... So, not cool."
  • Sepher dies in Raish's hands.......
  • Raish pushes Sepher off of his blade.
  • Raish: "......... I understand....... Everything now......"
  • (Erroe): "Eventually, I woke up in HQ, greeted by a sad Viva. At this point, I suppose Ful had Raish destroy her hometown and killed her mom, and blamed it on your guys, Cornsby. Along with my brother. The only thing Viva got to gain from that is being able to hang the Mogok merc leader's head in her bar. I spent my time as a lone drifter, until one day-"
  • Viva: "Hey, can you do me this one itsy bitsy favor?"
  • Erroe: "Anything for a friend, Viva."
  • Erroe was seen screaming throughout the crazy adventure.

Present

  • Erroe: "...... And that was how I came to lose control of my life."
  • Cornsby: "....... I see. Your worry for Aera was based on losing your brother and those people. You're afraid of losing Aera, like you lost your brother."
  • Erroe: "I lost, more then a brother...... I lost a hero to look up to.... Long before I even realised it...... Now..... I don't know what to do....."
  • Cornsby: "..... May I recimend you start off with giving Miss Viva, a due apology for your, rotten outburst."
  • Erroe: Yeah, no! That's until she does so first. I mean, did you hear what she said? She was not being a good friend.
  • Cornsby: Well, neither were your other friends. You all seem to have no kinship or respect for one another. You said she treated you badly since you were kids. The fact that you still stuck around with her is true friendship in my book.
  • Erroe: I consider more among the lines of that I don't learn my lesson of not bothering with her! And that's nothing compaired to what I go through with that gun-handed reptile! Barron was also a senseless and abrasive prick. He's selfish, insensitive, loud, he leaves me for dead, he gets me in trouble, he blames me for everything no matter how hard I try to help, he never shuts the f*** up, he yells like a Pronkes having a stroke, and he does whatever he wants to me without the consequences! And Viva expected me to apologize to him for a naturally angry reaction. And let's not forget how he was leading attempts to blow up Muko refineries, huh? Things vital for your business and plans to bring Muko across the universes?! How would you like it if a guy like him demeans you every moment possible and he doesn't get his just desserts because the world is against you? Can you imagine how that feels? After this madness was essentially Viva's fault, why shouldn't I scold her for it? In fact, why should I apologize? If I do, how will she learn?
  • Cornsby: Well it's not to say her attatude would automaticly, improve, with an outburst like that. You do have to understand that her aggression comes from the fact that she was a relitively capable fighter, and yet was helpless to protect her loved ones and hometown from Raish. What normal person without proper guidence DOESN'T end up like that after such? I am not trying to say it excuses her rotine mean-spirtedness, but it is connected to her motivations. And the fact that she was willing to at least humor your words about Ful not being what he was cracking himself up to me, speaks volumes on how much she does value you. Perhaps she doesn't attempt to outright say it because, maybe she defelupt a fear or phobia of coming off as inferior cause it brings a reminder of her failure to protect her family?
  • Erroe: P-HAH! I wouldn't call that an excuse either! I gave her more chances than I can count. And every time, after every life-threatening 'solid', she never learned her lesson. She's a bitch through and through.
  • Cornsby:... Well, you weren't exactly any better. Nothing encourage unfavorable behavior more, the additional unfavorable behavior. Why, if you thought she acted uncouth before, well.... You best better hope she has PLENTY of rocks to take her aggression out on. (Erroe gulped at that). Also, I think I see the problem here. Because of your lack of true and respectful friends and the fact that your only role models were your brother, Viva, your mother, and Raish, you never learned how to be considerate, respectful, or even nice. In fact, it explains why you think fondly of Aera. She's the only true role model to show that there's true good within you. Your life is all over the place, there's no denying that, but by lashing out like that, frankly, it doesn't paint you in any more of a superior light then them. Ya see, sometimes the best way to cope with aggressors, is to not snoop to their level. Like persay, an exsample that fighting fire with fire, just makes things worse. People have reasons for their behavior. Like you said, Viva's mother was killed by Raish, as well as her brother. Again, how can one expect her to keep a can-do attatude like a case of personal desistation like that? If anything, it's a wonder your not even worse then already with how you lost your brother?
  • Erroe: "Well, bro always told me that always being mad at life gets ya no-where, I mean, I wanted justice, but, I wasn't afraid to try and understand nuances to why people do what they do. We don't live in a cartoon where bad guys are pretty clear-cut and simple, same thing with heroes. I only got involved with the Saviors on principal that there was at least several things wrong with how Ientasy does things, not because I completely bought that crud about Muko being planet blood, I mean, unless all worlds were like Symbim, I don't see the logic behind why Muko is planet blood."
  • Cornsby: "Again, common misconception was easily borned on inconvinent timing. And it's not hard for both Viva and Barron to make the rash desidtions they made. Both of them, have their reasons. Barron, espeically.
  • Erroe: Barron? I see no good reason why he's such a loud sourpuss jackass. I mean, assumingly apart from being an exiled reject of Xaro socity.
  • Cornsby: Well, I do, because I was technically responsible for that attitude to begin with. Not to imply we did something intentionally malmitious, but more because we were forced into it due to another instence of Ful, complicating things.
  • Erroe: Oh, really?
  • Cornsby: Yes, really. You see, he hates what he describes 'f***-ups' and incompetence because... One fatal mistake, ruined his life.

Flashback

  • (Cornsby): "You may remember Miss Carslet?"
  • (Erroe): "The bitchy Phend lady?"
  • (Cornsby): "I take it you got quite aquited with Ree then? Oh try to mind that, the two share a relationship no less different then you and Viva's. They're actselly great partners, espeically since it was Ree that convinced me to welcome defected Phends to Ientasy, to show an act of goodwell to a misconcepted race."
  • (Erroe): "Is that why the two, ya know?"
  • (Cornsby): "Yes, and the two have been embarrised at and for eachother ever since. The Bickering was how, they cope with it. But we're sidetracked, you see, she went to Barron's town and talked him into convincing the town leader to okay a new Muko station here."
  • Lele's father: "MAYOR, YOU CAN'T DO THIS, WE'VE BEEN A COAL-MINING FACILITY TOWN FOR GENERATIONS, MAN?! IT WAS WHAT WE KNEW BEST?! BESIDES, MUKO'S PLANET BLOOD MAN?! IT'S IENTASY'S LIFEFORCE?!"
  • Barron: "(Kinda dorkier then the normal voice) First off, D'inkus, that stuff is a provenly debunked myth. Second, we have to get with the times. Coal mining started to become unhealthy and bad for the children."
  • Mayor: "Exactly! That's why I'm going to agree with Miss Carslet and sign that agreement treaty."
  • Carslet: "But alcourse mayor, (Brings out Treaty) You will not be disappointed in how modernised this town will be."
  • D'inkus: "But....... The coal, man......"
  • Ful was listening in secret, snickering wickedly.
  • (Cornsby): "Unfortunately, Ful was able to trick D'inkus into organising a small rebel operation to over-throw the mayor and destroy the Muko facility with help of many disgruntled miners. D'inkus would take Barron out of town to distract him away from the upcoming raid. However, Carslet proved too smart for Ful's deception, and right away had forces to combat and crush Ful's attempt..... With, unfortunately mixed results, because Ful tried to threaten Carslet to back off by threatening to have D'inkus' and Barron's family killed. Thing is...."
  • Ful: "I threaten to have these people killed by saying "Go", on my command! And since I know you would not want that, Phend, I suggest that you and your followers go-"
  • Stupid Rebeler: "GO?! (He and the other rebelers began to fire and killed Barron's and D'inkus' familes)!"
  • Ful: "(Carslet and the soldiers stared in shock and horror at what happen, as did Ful, if mainly because it was a major fuck-up)..... YOU IDIOTS?! THAT "GO" WASN'T MEANT FOR YOU MORONS!"
  • Stupid Rebeler: "Oh what did ya want from us? We were coal miners, not soldiers?!"
  • Carslet was having a panic attack of witnessing Phend families being haplessly slaughtered by Phend haters or extreme Phend traditonalists!
  • Carslet: "..... YOU, EMBARRISING, MORONIC, RECKLESS, INSULT TO THE XORABEAK NAME?!"
  • Ful: "Uh-oh."
  • Carslet: "SLAUGHTER THOSE FAMILY KILLING MONSTERS?!"
  • Soldiers: "MA'AM YES MA'AM?! (The Soldiers began shooting down the rebelers as they screamed)!"
  • Ful screamed like a scared chicken shit and ran off with two soldiers and Carslet running after him!
  • (Cornsby): "The following skirmish ended up having the town destroyed in collateral damage when Ful's doped followers refused to yeild, forcing the soldiers to do what they had to."
  • Elsewhere, Barron and D'inkus were coming back home, but then they saw the smoke coming from the town.
  • Barron: "OH MY GOSH?! THE TOWN?!... The people... Your family... MY DYING NOW DEAD WIIIIFFE!!!"
  • D'inkus: "...... (Quietly) Ful, what the hell did you do?! (Openly) To use coal's superior clean burning properties for EVIL!... ONLY A MONSTER WOULD USE IT'S IMPURITIES LIKE THAT!!!"
  • Barron: Or a strategic genocidal maniac.
  • D'inkus: DO NOT JUSTIFY THE ABUSERS OF COAL!!!!
  • Barron: WHAT IS YOUR OBSESSION WITH COAL?!?
  • D'inkus: BLASPHEMYYYYYYYY-
  • Barron: Oh, look, Shïïmra Troops! Maybe they can help us out!
  • Shïïmra Mook #1: IT'S D'INKUS VIN DYTCH!! THE BASTARD COALOPHILE WHO'S TRYING TO SCREW UP OUR REACTOR!!!
  • Shïïmra Mook #2: WHAT SHOULD WE DO?!
  • Shïïmra Mook #3: KILL'IM?
  • Shïïmra Mook #4: AIN'T GOIN' OUT OF STYLE!!
  • Barron: D'inkus, what did you- (The soldiers fired their guns)
  • D'inkus: BARRON, RUN!!!
  • Barron: (Dancing around the blasts fearfully) KINDA DANCING FOR MY LIFE RIGHT NOW!!!
  • D'inkus: OH FOR THE LOVE OF COAL, BARRON!!! (He saves him as they were chased and Ful was heard screaming as he was chased by the two soldiers firing at him)
  • Barron: "THAT MAN'S BEING ATTACKED?!"
  • Barron and D'inkus went to Ful's rescue and began to ran!
  • Barron: WHY ARE THEY D-D-DOING THIS?!
  • Shïïmra Mook #3: We're arresting Mr. Vin Dytch and executing Mister Ful both for trying to blow up our Muko Reactor.
  • Barron: BUT D'INKUS WOULD NEVER BLOW UP YOUR MUKO REACTOR!!!
  • Shiimra Mook 4: He can tell that to the judge! BOYS? DO YOUR JOBS, AND GO AFTER FUL TOO!!!
  • The Soldiers continue to fire at them, as D'Inkus tripped and grabbed onto the ledge of a cliff!
  • Barron: "D'INKUS?! (Went to grab his hand and struggles to pull him back up) DON'T WORRY D'INKUS, I'M GONNA HELP YOU!!"
  • D'inkus: No... Only one of us is getting out of here alive.
  • Barron: DON'T SAY THAT!!! I DON'T WANT YOU TO DIE, DINK!! AND WHAT ABOUT-
  • D'inkus: Take care of her. Lele is not going to make it without one of us. Not by herself.
  • Ful hid away like a phathic cowerd as the firing persisted, as Carslet came in!
  • Carslet: "INCOMPIDENT DOLTS?! (Brings out a Garganula weapon) NEVER SEND MEN TO DO A WOMAN'S JOB?! (Aims at where Ful is and aimed to fire, but when she sets it to maximum levels, she ends up losing control it as the laser started scorching the cliff face instead, losing control of it, as the laser was heading torwords Barron and D'inkus) OH CRAP NO?! YOU TWO?! GET OUT OF THE WAY?! I CAN'T CONTROL THIS STUPID THING?!"
  • Barron: "(Sees the laser) AW CRAP, A GARGANULA SUPER WASTER CANNON?! I THOUGHT THOSE THINGS WERE BANNED TO NEAR-EXTINCTION?!"
  • D'inkus: "Barron, since this is likely our last rodeo since it's likely that, Cornsby's forces attacked our town for, whatever reason. Our families' likely gone. Our home is ruined. And with that, I just wanna say that...... (The Laser was getting closer)...... Barron...... (The Laser reached them and took both of their hands as Barron screamed!) YOU FUUUUUUUUUUCKED UPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP (Falls into the bottom) Ppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppp (Echos fade as he falls into the cliff)....."
  • Carslet looks in shock of what happened.....
  • Carslet: "...... (Looks at the soldiers).... DON'T JUST STAND THERE, FOOLS?! GET A RESCUE PARTY TO RECOVER THAT MAN?! WE NEED HIM FOR INTERROGATION!!!"
  • Shïïmra Mook #1: "And the Xaro, ma'am? (Barron was seen screaming with his severed hand)"
  • Carslet: "GET A MEDIC ON THE SCENE!!!"
  • Shïïmra Mook #2: Wait, can't he regrow his-
  • Carslet: XAROS CAN'T REGENERATE?!
  • Shïïmra mook 3: "Well that sucks to be a lizard and yet ya can't do cool lizard stuff."
  • It was seen that Ful was taking Barron away as a Mogok ship was waiting for him.
  • Carslet: ".... NO?! STOP FUL?! DON'T LET HIM STEAL THAT XARO?!"
  • The Soldiers ran to try and to stop it, but Mogok mercs began firing, causing them to take cover!
  • Carslet was forced to take cover as well!
  • Ful took Barron onto the ship as it took off.
  • Ful: "..... Xaro?...... I do believe, that I owe you my life. You could be a great use to me in my ongoing cause to correct this issue with Muko Mining."
  • Barron didn't even respond.....
  • Barron: "... D'inkus..."

Present

  • Cornsby:... He has since sworn to live by those words: NEVER, f***, up.
  • Erroe:... Wow!... That... Actually sucks.
  • Cornsby: And so after getting his gun arm...

Cutaway

  • Medical Technician: So, Ful has asked me to fit you with a cybernetic of your choosing. We have a few options. We have this bronze gauntlet-
  • Barron: I wanna f*****g gun!
  • Medical Technician:... How big do ya want i- (Barron punched him) OW!! I DIDN'T MEAN IT LIKE THAT!!!

Present

  • Cornsby:... He swore to avenge D'inkus by joining in the 'fight' against me ever since.
  • Erroe:... So... The reason he treats me or others who f*** up like crap is...
  • Cornsby: Is because it reminds him of how he lost everything.
  • Erroe:... Wow... I had no idea. But, how exactly does it make him any better to beat that in our faces whenever we even spill his cup of soda?
  • Cornsby: His species is one of those who are quite aggressive and cover loss their own way. But let's be honest, you are still no better. You all don't get along because your differences and faults are not compatible. In fact, Raish made it that way. To keep you off his scent, he had to create a dysfunctional team of 'f*** ups' who are so up each other's bad sides they won't have time to think, and also knew that should he be discovered or compromised, you all could easily tear yourselves apart. You are an insensitive and incompetent former RANGER member, Viva was a big jerk who never shows courtesy for the lowest and most personal of friends, Barron is an aggressive egotistical and unprofessional loudmouth annoyance who is brawny but hard to work with, and others... Well, their faults can help you connect the dots.
  • Erroe:... That son of a bitch!
  • Cornsby: You see, Erroe, Raish wanted to find ways to destroy you so you can't stop him. He had to ensure threats were dealt with quickly and subtly. By finally snapping at Viva, you are this close to giving him that chance.
  • Erroe:... Here's what I don't get... Viva was a bitch since before her mom was killed. Why is she like this? You'd think watching her mom die would open her eyes for once in her damn life.
  • Cornsby: Well... She takes it from her father, really.
  • Erroe: Her father?... She never talked about her father... Ever.
  • Cornsby: And for good reason. See, he treated her mother the same way she treats you. It was a domestic problem that resulted in a terrible incident. Her father was doing this to her mother for a long time right down to their childhood, and when she finally had enough, she scolded him so harshly and so insensitively, he just straight up left... And he was never heard of again. The young Viva understandably didn't take this very well, and hid her pain by being the 'bitch' she is today. To be scolded so harshly, it's like seeing her parents' fight all over again. You think being treated like a pushover is bad? Try coping with a parent who ran away after being scolded so harshly, or coping with a screw up that ruined your life. Your problems are nothing compared to that. In terms to how you had to cope with, eccentric behaviors I mean.
  • Erroe: "....... Excuse me, for a moment sir. (Walks into Cornsby's private bathrom.)........ CRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP, DID I JUST F************K UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUPPPPPP!!!!! F********** ************ ***********************************!!!! (Echoes)......"
  • Cornsby: "........ At least he was nice enough to scream somewhere private."
  • Erroe: (He burst out angry)... Nobody makes a fool out of me! Not anymore! I'm getting my friends together and making the Ientasy Saviors the saviors they should be! Time to avenge Sepher! Time to avenge Aera! (He left confidently and abruptly)
  • Cornsby: "Just look out for a wet floor sign, there's some cleaning being- (A slip sound was heard)"
  • Erroe's voice: "WHOA?!"
Goofy Yell!

Goofy Yell!

  • Cornsby: "...... Done..... Are you alright, Young Erroe?"
  • Erroe's voice: "(Dazed) Don't worry. Member of Ranger. I went through litterally worser things."
  • Cornsby: ".... At least he's in the right direction now."

Viva's Location

  • Viva: (She was in a land reef sobbing hysterically)... Ahhhgh, I hate my life! (Sobs)
  • ???: You think you hate your life? (Erroe came in) I almost got killed many times looking for you. Seriously, why did you come to the Weembyblog Reef? This is a nightmare to people.
  • Viva: *Sniff* This is where I go to cope alone when I'm sad or depressed, or feel endangered. This is what we Lebbins consider a good nature park. Reefs, both land and sea, are our best friend, and not just because we can camouflage within them with our looks. I always liked to wander out here when I feel like looking for trouble.... Then again, it's not like you can understand. It's not like YOU lost your father because he treated your mother like crap and was driven away when karma kicked him in the balls.
  • Erroe: Hey, I never knew my father! He straight up left when I was a baby. He even took all the kids with him the casual way: by leaving when he was still pregnant. He just left me for mom to look after. It wasn't until I met Sepher that I learned that father died not too long after he gave birth. All our siblings became orphans, and Sepher was the only one to not let it get to him. He found mom and invited me to fight for RANGER. I may not know what drove the two apart, but whatever it was... It can make me understand what it's like to have a parent walk out on you.
  • Viva: Well, still, that was not fair to call me out for my behavior like that. I was trying to help, and you made such a big deal out of it.
  • Erroe: Hey, what if I said the same thing to you after crap like that? We both... We both had fathers that abandoned us... But... I'm sure they had good reasons.
  • Viva: The reason was because he likely left you to keep your mom company.
  • Erroe: Oh, pffffffft, naaaah, what kinda sick parent would ditch one child on some poor grief-driven soul? That's just crazy, that's just.... That's just... JUST ALL TRUE!! (He sobs on Viva's lap)... You bitch, why did you bring it uuuup?! (He sobs)
  • Viva: Well, I guess now we're even.
  • Erroe:... Not just yet!! (The two play-wrestled again as it ended with Erroe tickling Viva's feet as she laughed out of control) So you gonna apologize for being a bitch?
  • Viva: Neve- (She laughed harder as tears poured aggressively out of her eyes as she was tickled) OKAY, I'M SOREE-HEE-HEE-HEE-HEE-HEE!! I'M SORRY FOR NOT, NOT STANDING UP FOR YOU PROPERLY!! JUST PLEASE STOP IT!! (She laughed as Erroe let go of her feet)
  • Erroe: Well, good! Now it's my turn. I'm sorry for-
  • Viva: Upupupupupupupupa! I wanna make sure you ARE sorry.
  • Erroe: OH CRAP- (She put him through the same tickle torture) NONONONO, NOT THE FEE-HEE-HEE-HEE-HEET!! (He laughed uncontrollably)
  • Viva: Now say you're sorry!
  • Erroe: (Laughing uncontrollably) OKAY, OKAY, YOU WIN!! WE DON'T NEED TO DO THIS ALL DAY, (Laughs) WE GOTTA JOB TO DO!! (He laughs with Viva as they put their shoes back on)... I'm glad we're back to being relitively cool with eachother until we end up doing the same song and dance again. Now, let's get back to the others..... Oh, and you would not believe what I heard about Barron."
  • Viva: Well, shoot! No pun intended.
  • Erroe: Well we'd better get moving to save time, but I'll explain on the way. Glad to have you back, bitch.
  • Viva: You too, you little f*** up!

Erroe vs. Raish

Raish's Room

  • Raish: (He came to the supercomputer)... Mother, they are onto us! We must leave back to our homeland and protect it from the greedy tyranny of Cornsby now that my forces are against me! We know what we must do! (He unearths his mother's original body)... Mother.... What are we gonna do now?
  • Erroe: (Runs in) Oh, I dunno, how about 'TAKE A DEEP BREATH AND CALM DOWN BEFORE YOU TAKE ANYMORE LIVES'?!?
  • Raish: Me and mother are going back to our homeland! Soon, Ientasy will be rid of you wretched aliens, and return to it's rightful owners, and save the world once and for all! However, before I leave... There's something I must tell you something.
  • Erroe: PLEASE tell me you're gonna apologize, because you're just under the influence of Datk Muk-
  • Raish: I murdered your mother, Erroe!
  • Erroe:... Excuse me?
  • Raish: I did it before I came back. You admired me so much, and now you've experienced the pain I endured for so many years. My loss is equal to the loss of your brother and mother... We finally have something in common. Isn't that what you've always wanted since we fought in the Saviors? To be just, like, MEEEE?!?
  • Erroe: (The two jumped at each other) RAIIIIIIIIIIIIIISH!!!
  • Raish: ERROOOOOOOOOOOOEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!! (In similar fashion to The Fry Cook Games, the two began to yell in rapid succession, and did so much more rapidly as they clashed and this music played)
26 100 Tex Battle - RvB Season 10 OST (By Jeff Williams)

26 100 Tex Battle - RvB Season 10 OST (By Jeff Williams)

  • Erroe: "OKAY, I CAN GET THAT YOUR PROCESSED BY DARK MUKO, SO IT'S NOT LIKE YOU'RE IN CONTROL OF YOURSELF, BUT STILL, THAT BEING SAID, THAT IS JUST MESSED UP, DUDE?!"
  • Raish: "Why must you insist on such things, Erroe?"
  • Erroe: "BECAUSE ALOT OF THIS WAS BECAUSE FUL GOT THE JUMP AND YOU AND-..... Okay, ya know what, the Dark Muko clearly has a good fucking grip on you, so maybe I should save snapping you out of it AFTER I KICK YOUR ASS INTO SUBMISSION, YOU CRAZY F***?! (They fought epically as the music climaxed)"
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