Icky and Iago: Xenophobe Busters Part 1

In this Prequil Story Speical, Icky and Iago paid a visit to their fan club to tell some of their most craziest adventures. But when a spectic fan calls them out of never encountering anything serious, Icky isn't afraid to recall the time that, sometime after the first ever AUU adventure involving the downfall of the VA, Icky and Iago once went to the AUU to scout things out when it was reported that Qui and friends were still about, so the duo told a never before story on how they were told to go on a patrol for that before a follow up episode occured. Icky and Iago used the van to patrol around the AUU, but then, they were attacked by mysterious ships that sent them crashing into a world called "Xerus". It was there when they were captured by the anti-otherworlder group known as The Xerus Sorrowers, and they explained that they were attacked by their enviously well stronger rivals, known as The Tibella Inquisition, who have tyranticly mistreated the neightbering system to a horrendus degree, while the Xerus group is basicly an unsuccessful verson given they haven't even congured Xerus yet, which is under a pro-USRA goverment, to the amusement of Icky and Iago on how sorrowful the Xerus group is but not in the way intended. As such, the Xerus Group wanted to kill them off! But Icky and Iago escaped! The duo intent to being able to take down the Tibella Inquizition, but first, they need to finish off the Xerus Group, not just to prevent the possability of a more compident leader would sooner or later replace it's current, Whi Ner Xerus, and the fact they have a disterbing grip on the business industry in replacement to actual conquest, but because the assholes won't leave them alone. Can our birdbrains be able to take down this annoying lesser group of xenophobes so they can cook the bigger fish at hand?

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Transcript

The Black Eyed Peas - Where Is The Love?

Intro Theme (Black Eyed Peas- Where Is The Love)

Chapter 1: An Off-Season Meeting With Fans

During an off Season time.

• Icky and Iago were seen in a Shell Louger fan club.
• It seems that the lovable duo were telling them stories.
• Icky: "And with that, we defeated The Multi National Cook Crook, the Headless Waiter, and even La Fa-Maine, all in one week."

Exsample one.

• (Icky): "We stop Cook Crook from using stupidly delisious foods for robbing banks and jewelery stores!"
• A Chef in a make-shift cyborg armor in the shape of an oven is seen laughing as everyone was served irresistable dishes while he was collecting money with his utensal and cooking instratment hands! Familier shadows loomed over him as he gasped, then gets defeated by the lougers!

Exsample Two.

• (Iago): "We halted the Headless Waiter's revenge on a long running old world restaurent because of a serious tragity."
• A headless waiter ghost and the many waiter heads of his ansisters were seen haunting a long standing restaurent until the lougers burst into the scene and twharted his plans and defated every single waiter head in the process!

Exsample 3.

• (Icky): "And to top it off, we stopped a french poodle health extremeist from creating a serum with a Futurasian Rouge named Dr. Mal P. Ractice to make it that people can be born without stomichs but instead have a filter-feeding device designed to make you survive without stomichs, who La Fa-Maine is SO obcessed with waight-loss, he even went as far to have his stomich removed to have the thing in the first place to end the need for cravings. He became DISTERBINGLY skinny and frail, and Gazelle made sure we beaten the overly determined health fanactic, gently."
• Icky and Iago were seen gluing an extremely skinny male poodle to the wall while a red humanniod sciencetist was overwealmed by the others.

Reality.

• Icky: "Oh-ho-ho! And don't get me started with how we handled Space-Caster, an alien wizard with the power channel the power of planets who once tried to get Pluto reckindised as a real planet again.

Flashback.

• An Alien in a space wizard outfit with a module with a planet on it was seen before the cowerding NASA members. The Space Wiazrd alien is assumed to be Space-Caster.
• Space-Caster: "FOR THE LAST TIME, I DEMAND THAT YOU RECKINDISE PLUTO AS A REAL PLANET AGAIN, OR I'LL MAKE YOU ALL SUFFER THE STINK OF URANUS?!"
• Iago: (He and Icky laughed out loud as the Lougers were seen behind Space-Caster) WOW, DID THOSE WORDS JUST COME OUT OF YOUR MOUTH!!! (Laughs)
• Space-Caster saw the lougers and sighed.....
• Space-Caster: "Mental note: Also make it a goal to have the Planet Uranus' name changed. (Focuses on the Lougers) So, the famous Lougers. The Galactic Federation speaks well of your accomplishments. No doubt your here to stand against my desire to have Pluto reckindised as the planet it truely is."
• Shifu: "And why seek such a cause when science suggests otherwise?"
• Jumba: "Because he's from the Pluto of the same system as the Earth 626 is in, where it actselly has life unlike other Plutos. The Plutonians there are as small as you'd assume Pluto is, like the size of a Terran capybara, and they are good telepaths capable of collapsing a living thing from the inside! Damn good at magic, too, which is merely quantum-based like most forms of magic are. Just think of the Zoni, but less advanced, a tiny bit bigger, and a bit meaner at times."
• Gazelle: "So your acting out in being offended how people viewed your home?"
• Space-Caster: "Yes?! You have no idea how insulting it is to have your home called not a real planet?! That's racist and disrespectful to the Plutoians! I, Space-Caster, the wizard with the power of planets, came to see reptribution against the racist filth that is humans?! They always accused the alien community as hostile invaders and monsters in their racist and insensitive movies?! Esepically the "Alien Movies", of which the monsters resemble the peace-loving Morabons from Secter u76521!"
• Icky: "Dude, Xenomorths DO exist!"
• Space-Caster: "True, but still, the resemblence to the Morabons is uncanny?!"
• Icky: "But I'm sure unintentional!"
• Sandy: "We can understand you're sore on how humans treat aliens, but you have no right to reverse sciencetific facts over it! Your wanted by the Galactic Federation for a pretty good enough darn reason?!"
• Space-Caster: "Then suffer the sand storm of MARS?!"
• Banzai: "Mars has sandstorms?"
• Sandy: Biggest dust storms in the Solar System, Banzy.
• Pleakly: Look, SC, you must understand. The humans discovered that your world is technically not a planet. It is a dwarf planet. A planet smaller than an average one. You guys consider it a planet because you're small enough to inhabit it and view it LIKE Earth.
• Space-Caster: Be that as it may, it is still not wise to judge us like that.
• Jumbaa: WHAT IS THERE TO JUDGE, EVEN?!? THEY DON'T EVEN KNOW OF YOU!! COBRA BUBBLES DOESN'T EVEN KNOW OF LIFE ON PLUTO SINCE THE GRAND COUNCILWOMAN DIDN'T SPECIFY THEM WHEN HE WAS IN THE CIA! Also, this planet your harassing is being used to preserve the endangered mosquito species.
• Space-Caster: Oh, let's face it, they're endangered for a reason. They spread diseases, and the humans can't exactly deny that. Ever hear of Malaria, West Nile, dengue, yellow fever? Before their introduction to Earth, they spread FAR worse than Earth illnesses. Do you recall the plague of Evolving Fever, THE MOST ADAPTIVE SICKNESS IN THE UUNIVERSES?!? It's a fricking MIRACLE that the Galactic Feds are keeping diseases like THAT from spreading to Earth, even IF it's a wildlife sanctuary.
• Pleakly: Look, we only have a FEW alien life forms preserved on Earth, BESIDES the mosquito. Many species of what they called, "jellyfish"? The goblin shark? Many creatures which humans dubbed mythical like dragons, mermaids, and so on? A handful of other invertebrates? THE FRICKING TARDIGRADE?!? WE EVEN ACCIDENTALLY LEFT THE BUILDING BLOCKS TO BUILD HUMANS!!! THAT Earth is one of the many examples of alien activity in the UUniverses.
• Space-Caster: You will not convince me out of this, fools. The Plutonians WILL be respected AND acknowledged, STARTING WITH AN INVASION!
• Pleakly: NO! CRAZY-HEAD!!! Invading a wildlife sanctuary can very well be dubbed a space poacher's plan. You attack those humans, especially those of which we aliens accidentally created, you could suffer SERIOUS charges.
• Space-Caster: It is only one species! A primitive race, and a WIDESPREAD one at that! They're a dime a dozen! It is WORTH the charges as long as we Plutonians are respected!
• Pang Bing: You attack that place, the only respect you'll get is pity!
• Space-Caster: "Then get ready for a battle of epic porporitions! (The module turns to red to indicate mars, and starts causing a sandstorm!)"
• Trixie: "DAHH?! SAND?! ONCE IT GETS ON, IT'S NEVER GONNA COME OFF?!"
• Merlin: BRACE YOURSELVES!!! (He protects them with magic)
• Space-Caster: "YOU STAND NO CHANCE AGAINST ME?!"
• Icky: "(In a baseball outfit) HE WINES UP, THROWS THE PITCH AND THEN- (The Ball he throws breaks the module and cancels out the planet power) HOMERUN?!"
• Space-Caster: "NOOOOOO- (Gets pounded by the Lougers!)"

Present

• Icky: Ol' Spacy put up a decent fight, but the job was nevertheless done, and the humans at NASA he confronted decided to forget what they saw, not just because of priorities from the CIA and s***, but because they preferred to forget what happened. Encountering angry space wizards from a dwarf planet, can do that to ya.
• The Kids laughed.
• A Young Zootopian Gazelle with an Applebloom like Bow was seen, looking with an inquizitive face.
• Young Zootopian Gazelle: "Excuse me, Mr. Louger?"
• Icky: "Call me Icky. (Realises who he was talking to) Hey, you're like, Gazelle's niece from an estranged far away older sister before she was born, right?"
• YZG: "My names Amanda, and, your stories are okay, but, I'm kinda detecting a pattern..... They're short, and the villains litterally sound like they're meant to be a joke. I mean..... La Fa-Maine? Headless Waiter? Multi-National Cook Crook? Space-Caster? That one about the failed cockarouch conguror? That sounds like those villains are, joke-villains and are meant to be a meaningless problem and made to be used as an exsample until a serious threat shows up."
• Iago: "If you understood the forth wall like us, ya wouldn't exactly be wrong."
• Amanda: "Look, I don't wanna sound disrespectful, it's just, I am kinda doing a school report about heroes due several weeks from now, and, I really wanna impress my stern teacher by telling an amazing never before heard story, and, it has to be something more then handling villains not serious enough to dedicate an "episode" to unless involved with a serious threat, like, with Professor Gloom for instence. A story that never gotten it's own, "Episode", because of certain reasons."
• Icky: "Well the majority of stories like that are made un-canon, like the stuff in Tman's Uncanon Wiki, or anything from the lost draft bin."
• Amanda: "I mean something that actselly happened!"
• Icky: "Well, there is ONE story, but, it's WAY too extreme to explain. It wasn't even allowed it's own episode in the Season 1 times.... The, same, season, that had Gary's rather controverseal introduction to SAF with alot of extreme themes, mind you! Also because it tecnecally didn't existed at the time and- (Sees the kids being confused).... Right, you guys ain't versed in post-moderncy. So, I'm just gonna say.... This adventure was TOO strong for Season 1 at the time, barring the irony of the Gary Episode. Also, we promised an old friend we wouldn't talk about it in because she doesn't wanna leave her home."
• Amanda: "Please! This report means my entire grade and a well structured future! Also, Auntie Gazelle will never let you guys hear the end of it if I fail with a not good enough story!"
• Iago: "Yeah Ick, let the kids here the story, it's only gonna be them anyway."
• The Kids get excited and beg in various ways!
• Icky: "Okay, okay, okay! I'll sing! But this stays in the Louger Fanclub and Amanda's school, okay?"
• Kids: "Okay!"
• Icky: "First, some questions..... How many of you people remembered Cynder's Mom, the ex-Darkenss Qui?"
• Amanda: "Oh! She appeared in the first season and lasted until early Season 3 due to a very complicated reforming process."
• Icky: "No kidding. Anywho! Ya see, before the episode that debuted Pastoon, but sometime inbetween the aftermaths of us dealing with of Batula and Anima, or maybe during the lore building episode Secrets of Tyro, the timeline of this series is not exactly clear, but point is it's at least around the 4-5-6 mark, inbetween 5-6 espeically, the AUU gave talk that Qui was still a-kicking and breathing, which in hindsight was actselly the best thing to happen to Cynder in the long run. Ya see, cause the HA were still only up to 4 folks, they weren't able to handle the impourent stuff, so, we lougers were asked to patrol for Qui and capture her and her goonies, Celisus and Narcotic, and prevent them from doing anything big.... Although, as you can tell in certain episodes, those patrols turned up jacksquat! BUT.... It was benifitical in the way that we can scout out the AUU for future events."
• Geeky Kid: "Wait, but in certain episodes, you said you haven't visited it since you first fought Xerxes."
• Icky: "Well patrols don't really count as true visits as they were more like strolls in a different neightberhood, it's not the same of a closer look, so they don't count as visits. Also, kid, if you point out every single continuity error of this series, we're gonna be here all day. We know this show ain't perfect, so let's all enjoy it for what it is. Now sit back and relax. It all started when it was me and Iago's turn for patrol...."

Chapter 2: It Began As A Normal-Enough Patrol

The story begins after an epic title senquence.

• (Icky): "Oh sweet mercy of gods please tell me our budget wasn't wasted on that cool title intro!"
• (Amanda): "What?"
• (Icky): "Sorry, forgot I was among non-forthwall breakers. Now, it's fair to warn ya that the following adventure is alittle dated as it happened in the year 2012, so, pretty much, dated jokes, dated writing, and worse of all..... Dated, ANIMATION?!"
• Intense music played as Season 1-Eqsed animation was seen!
• (Icky): "BUT! (The music stopped....) With the power of reboot and digital restoration, we can give this old story SOME modern upgrades. (The entire scene is given just that) We can't do anything about the outdated references, other then edit out the extreme ones unless we deemed it funny, but hey, at least you won't be dealing with the old MSM way of writing, like using lines to start out converations."
• (Amanda): "What?"
• (Icky): "Good grief, I keep forgetting! Never mind! Anyway, it was an average enough patrol and we took it very seriously."
• Icky and Iago were seen in shirts and ties in their underwear as this music plays!

Bob Segar - Old time rock n roll Lyrics Request - Heyy00121

• Icky/Iago: "JUST TAKE THOSE OLD RECORDS OFF THE SHELF?! I'LL SIT AND LISTEN TO THEM BY MYSELF! TODAY'S MUSIC AIN'T GOT THE SAME SOUL?! I LIKE THAT OLD TIME ROCK AND ROLL?!"
• Serpentos' voice from a communicator: "Hello, Lougers? I came to check on you- Wait...... Are you two listening to music?"
• The duo thumbled about and crash as the record scratched!!
• Icky/Iago: "OHHHHH?!"
• Icky got up and answered the call.
• Icky: "Don't worry Empress Serpentos, we were just taking a break."
• Serpentos' voice: "Oh, sorry for the interuption. I just wanted to check up on your progress of tracking down Qui."
• Icky: "Well, so far, it appears that in her childhood, she's the champion of hide-and-seek! That red skalely dragon thing is REALLY elusive!"
• Serpentos' voice: "She's a Zewinasaur. Please don't make it a hapit of miscalling her that, it's insensitive to her people's heritage and culture."
• Icky: "No promises, because she's a villain. She lost the right of political correctness when she founded the VA."
• Serpentos' voice: "Fair enough. Don't be afraid to alarm the HA and myself should you get into a bad bind."
• Icky: "That is as garrintied as the Simpsons getting more seasons even when they aren't aging well."
• Serpentos' voice: "Alchourse. Wait, wha-"
• Icky closes off the connection.
• (Geeky Kid): "Hey, Mr. Icky...... Serpentos was an impourent factor in founding Magnum the Great, right? So.... Why is she only aiding the HA and has not assended membership? Cause I think helping in finding a powerful messiah is worthy of membership."
• (Icky): "Ahh, good question, smarty pants. That is a long-asked question soughted for an answer by Serpentos fanboys and continuity consisters. Well the obvious one is that she's the empress of an entire race, ergo, she kinda has bigger obligations. Second.... Well, she DID tried to leave the position with a suitable replacement to join the HA to guide Magnum abit more, but.... She had, a SUPER-protective uncle in her people's grand council, along with a slew of other problems, related to the first time at most."
• Serpentos: "WHAT DO YOU MEAN I CAN'T JOIN THE HA?! I HELPED DISCOVER THE MESSIAH TO WEILD THE DIAMOND?! IT'S MY DESTENY TO GUIDE MAGNUM?!"
• Uncle Serpentos: And I meant no desrespect to the propihecy, but, the council, has proven less understanding. Even with the VA gone, our kingdom, isn't exactly in the best shape of it's lifetime. That Mangris attack has left our kingdom in a, not good enough position, for anything that's an extreme enough change, even if it's in the grand plan of the Anacondians. I haven't forgotten your contribution to the discovery of the savior, and neither has the entire council, but, Headmaster Shihed proved, insistent that we disobey at least, ONE, part of propichey of the Anacondians, at least by this much.
• Serpentos: "Then tell them that I plan to have you cover for me when I'm gone!"
• Uncle Serpentos: It's not that simple. I may have exspearience, but my age, discourages a long rule. And on top of that, with much of your family gone, you are the best we have for now, because should you leave without an adiquite replacement, this kingdom becomes another anarchial socity. So many bandits find habits of robbing this place, and even Sheriff Moreland, with all her tough skill, has trouble dealing with em'. The best are even smuggling Qooler weapons around.
• Serpentinoid #1: How cool are these new weapons, father?
• Uncle Serpentos: (Sighs) I meant as in the illegal weapon line, son. Like the one you found by accident?
• Serpentos' Cousin: Ohhhhh, yeah, the freaky gun that had intelligent ammo. Sometimes science can be awesome.
• Uncle Serpentos:..... Bottomline, it's, it's for the best if Magnum has to learn to relie on herself, at least, till the kingdom can afford to not worry about your absince anymore.
• Serpentos: But-
• Uncle Serpentos: Look, again, I meant no disrespect to the anacondians, but, they didn't exactly predicted the possability of our kingdom not doing well, now did they? They wrote that propichey back when our kingdom was healthy and didn't had the hindsight to consider a would-be problem in the future. They certainly didn't predict, that a crazy bug of all things, would leave our kingdom in shamples. You have to do what's best not only for your kingdom, but for our kingdom's future. By all means, this isn't meant to badmouth the propicy, but..... The moment you leave, this kingdom will belong to the likes of the freelanders and crimetech, let alone every single crime boss in Carbunga! Besides, apart from discovering the choosen one, you don't have much of a hero record, so it's not like the Grand Council will accept you anyway.
• Serpentos: THAT'S WHAT YOU'VE BEEN TELLING ME SINCE DAY 1!!! I mean, I care for my kingdom, but I can't be made to defy the Anacondian plan because of some stubbern moron in the royal council wouldn't let me go through that!
• Uncle Serpentos: I know, I know, I tried to convince the council to okay it and that they will take over, but, Shihed, strong-armed them to side with him. Shihed is, quite a political shark. So, you have to help your kingdom before you aside with the Heroes Act, if ever, given circumstances.
• Serpentos: AND THAT'S ANOTHER THING! The royal council under (Beep)Head's leadership is TOO stubborn to see the well-meaning of others!
• Uncle Serpentos: Young lady, I know your upset with them, but that doesn't mean I'll tolerate any disrespect to them like THAT?! I won't mind any insults to Shihed, but the rest of the councilers are still good people! They're..... They're just taking the wrong advice! I suggest you don't call them out on that, understandable as your upset is, because the council are only looking out for the kingdom's best interests! As anyone else ruling runs the risk of power-hungry dictatorship, or, at the very least, an incompident idiot only making things worse. Nobody else in their eyes can be trusted. So please.... Don't make yourself look like a deserter, and, accept things as they are now, or else Shihed will not be merciful if you go through with this anyway, and he'll make sure he keeps the other councilers from defending your actions..... Me included.
• Serpentos:... If that's the way they want it, then fine! But I'm gonna make it in a way that they'll regret. It's time the kingdom makes a change that'll make it not so bad for a future replacement to be a picked in a way that still puts the kingdom into a better position.
• Uncle Serpentos: It's not gonna be easy, you know. The council in Shihed's control rarely approves something that'll come to bite them back.
• Serpentos: Then you and they, are going to be surprised on how powerful the power of the people can be. I may be denied of my desteny now, but that doesn't mean it's periment. It is only delayed at best. But I WILL make sure all hurdles will be congured, and once so, and when I do find a trust-worthy replacement, nothing will stop me from seeing my true desteny through.
• Uncle Serpentos: "Well, I'm proud of you for persistence. But be warned that it'll be QUITE a long time. A replacement as pure as you in these troubled times, or at the least as compident, is a rare luxery. The HA will already be filled with alot of heroes by then."
• Serpentos: ".... I'm a pathent woman. Like I said. My desteny is only delayed. It is not something to be perimently removed of. (Leaves.)"
• (Icky): And believe it or not, she did a very good job. She turned her kingdom into something new. She turned it into a city, with a democracy and all that. Sure, it was still a democratic monarchy, but with a few changes, expansion, funding, economic growth, product-placement, and other stuff, she turned it into something she could be proud of. And yeah, you can bet your tushes that it got rid of the stubberns buttbrains in the council and replaced them with a less argueitive and more open-minded sort, which espeically repalced the rotten Headmaster. She is however still working on finding a relieable replacement, but, thankfully, since Magnum is not a consistent screw-up, and as long as the situation isn't too dire, she won't mind taking her sweet time. She tore down the palace and rebuilt it into a technological step-up from the original. The city was grand to look at. She turned the royal guard into a noble police force with the best that abandoned Globex facility in Zaono City had to offer. The HQ was on an AFT, powerful multi-functional plasma cannons that only recognize their hands to be active, infinite-storage devices, smart grenades, AI armor, everything that place had to offer.
• (Child #1): So... What is she up to now?
• (Iago): Well, Xandy said recently that not only had she found more to suggest increased Anacondoran activity that she could use to improve her architecture and art, but she plans to get married to a Serpentnoid archeologist and former prince who helped her find it. And believe me, if it goes right, she'll get that relieable replacement all right once the wedding comes through. From what I gathered, the guy sounds like that while he is a former prince, he ain't no slouth, no future tyrant, and totally not a complete yuts, so diffently an addiquite choice. Not too rough, but not a softy either. Just right. Now, keep in mind that alot of her people's tradition, espeically marrage, is still in place, so, she's not out of the legal woods yet.
• (Icky): And there's still the whole getting the Grand Council to okay her since, well, apart from finding Magnum and one or two instences of helping out by Magnum's request, she doesn't have much of a hero resume, and, a tiny bit of an obscurity problem, so, alot of Councilers, Jling Sling espeically, REALLY have to be impressed to make it happen. But trust me. She's in the right direction. And believe me on this fact. Those two, make a decent couple.
• (Child #2): COOTIES!!
• (Icky): "Hey, give it time, you'll change yer minds. Anyway, back on track."
• Icky: "Okay, Iags, I think that call from Serpentos was a sign that it's time to get our crud togather."
• Iago: "Oh hey, you didn't cuss a stronger word for once, what's the occation?"
• Icky: "Well this is a flashback story this time around and we aren't allowed to swear too heavily. (Whispers) We're being told to children."
• (The Children muttered in confusion.)
• (Icky): "Yeeeah, I know kids, this confuses me too, and I'm the one with a sense of the 4th wall."
• Iago: "Well, anyway, you're right Ick, we should focus on the patrol. We have no idea where Qui could be."
• Icky: "Oh yeah, that is an issue. And since the Councilers coinsidently told us not to visit any planets that may or may not have a signifigent role in the future, we're limited to space travel on the far-shot hope Qui and goons are playing space travelers."
• Iago: "Well that's because the HA are doing the planet patrols. And so far, there's nothing to report in any of those planets. Not even the really lawless ones the VA tend to tread on. It's either she's in camplauge, or long skipped town."
• Icky: "Well either way, we're almost done with our shift. One more universe and we can go home. We just have to heed Warson's advice about this system that is after this Xerus place we're in. They warned us that it is currently under, some very visitor unfriendly management. We diffenetly need to be careful around that Ti-Bell-A place."
• Iago: "It's Tibella, and, actselly, yeah, they didn't say much though, but I'm worried that it could be something that makes Xerxes pale in comparison."
• Icky: "Oh like anything can be worse then what Double X was doing to the Sea Squirls. If it looks like we're getting close, let's look out for patrol ships, those are usually the first things that really mess ya up."
• Iago: "Good idea. Ya know, it be REALLY cool if we had a cloaking device."
• (Icky): "Before the poindexter asks, remember that this was BEFORE the Van got alot of cool upgrades from Lexus. Pre-Lexus, the van stuck out like a sore thumb."

Later.

• The Van was near the boundery between the systems as this music played.

Intro Sequence Music - Deus Ex

• Icky: "Okay Iags..... Let's be as quiet, and quick, as possable. We don't know how bad these guys would be, so keep a sharp eagle-eye for patrols."
• Iago: "Got ya."
• Icky: "Good. Cause it's not like the minute we cross the boundery to the Tibella we ameditly get attacked by ships. (They flew in).... Alright... Seems clear enough- (They triggered a security space buoy as it screeched a loud alarm, as the music climaxed)
• Alarm: INTRUDER ALERT! INTRUDER IN TIBELLA BOUNDARIES!!! MOBILIZING ALL UNITS!!!
• Iago:... Ow! That hurt like heck!
• Icky: Yeah, the least those a-holes can do is lower the volume levels on those things.
• ???: (Starfighters came in through quick speed)... BRING IT DOWN!!!
• Icky/Iago: (They were barraged with laser blasts as they began careening down toward a planet) SH********************************...

Xero City, Xerus

• Icky/Iago:... ********************************T!!! (CRASH!!)
• Icky: (They got outta the rubble)
• Iago:... UGGH! GREAT!! UUU-UUGHH!! THIS IS TERRIFIC!! HRRRRRRRRRRRGH!!! (He got himself out of the wreckage) I got rubble in places I didn't even know I had!
• Icky: Spare me your darn s***, Iago! We just crashed, survived the heat turning us into a fireball, and we're once again thanking cartoon logic for making us essentially immortal.
• Iago: Oh, sure! BUT MAY WE FORGET THAT WASN'T THE WORST OF IT?!? (He points at the speeders coming in hot as troopers came out and pointed laser guns at them)
• AUU Animal Soldier #1: FREEZE!!
• AUU Animal Soldier #2: YOU EVEN BLINK, AND YOU'RE DEAD!!!
• Iago: Really?
• AUU Animal Soldier #3: SHUT IT, FUDGE PUMPS!!
• Iago:... Gross, dude-
• AUU Animal Soldier #3: I SAID SHUT IT! (He elbowed him in the chest)
• AUU Animal Soldier #4: In the name of Whi Ner Xerus, you two are hereby- (The two laughed)... Why are you laughing?
• Iago:... IN THE NAME OF WHO?!?
• AUU Animal Soldier #4:... Ugh, great, more people blaspheming the name of Whi Ner- (The two laughed again)
• Iago: (Laughs) SERIOUSLY?!? WHAT IS WITH THE PRODUCER'S WORDPLAY NAMES?!?
• Icky: I KNOW, RIGHT?!? WHEN IT'S NOT ONE REDICULIOUS NAME, IT'S ANOTHER! I mean, no offence guys, but his name is CLEARLY a play on "Whiner", so I do NOT consider him the pinnacle of being taken seriously!
• AUU Animal Soldier #5: You do know the last time someone laughed at his name, Whi Ner had his forces cut out his laugh box, shove it up his throat, pull it out of his ass, do it again with the s***-stained laugh box, and repeat it 5 more times.
• Iago:... Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwww.
• Icky: "Yowza. So who's the unlucky chuckles?"
• AUU Animal Soldier #6: (Menacing gargling voice) IT WAS ME, YA' DINGBATS!!! I DON'T LAUGH NO MORE!! SO EITHER YOU D***-WIPES GET ON YOUR KNEES, OR WE'LL TEAR THEM OFF OF YOU!!
• Icky: Okay, look, you guys likely didn't know who we are, so I'll let you off with a warning. Ya see, we're the Shell Louge Squad. We pretty much just defeated an entire villain dystopia and a really angry Salamander dude named Xerxes, so, we're not what you call pushovers, so, how's about you let us leave and- (The forces shot them into unconsciousness) DAHHHHH-HA-HA-OWW?!

Chapter 3: Planet Xerus/The Xerus Sorrowers

Later.

• (Excitable kid): "Oh my gosh!? Did you died?"
• (Icky): "..... (Sarcasticly) Yes, we died. We're pretty much the ghosts of ourselves."
• (Amanda): "We're not strangers to sarcasum, Mr. Icky."
• (Icky): "But in all seriousness, no. They were frankly merciful enough to just knock us out, in alore to the stun feature. Ya know, for a group dedicated to be against outsiders, they're awfully quick to take prisoners."
• (Amanda): "You mean, they're racist?"
• (Icky): "Oh trust me kid. Calling them racist is just a mild compliment. They're worse then that. And you'll know why soon enough."
• Icky and Iago came through as the Soldiers dragged them to what looks like a kinda shotty lair with a sign that reads "The Serus Xorrowers".
• Soldier 1: "Aw nuts, they mispelled the name again?!"
• Soldier 2: "That's the fifth time this week!?"
• Soldier 3: "Aw no sweat. Just, switch certain letters around and it'll be perfect."
• Icky: "..... Oh boy, Iags. Something tells me that we're gonna be dragged into something we weren't suppose to deal with."
• Iago: "Again?! That's the sixth time this week?!"
• (Amanda): "Wait, a situation like this is commen with you?"
• (Icky): "Yeah, we're, kinda infamous of getting into situations we weren't meant to get into. The Pastoon Episode and Our Road to the Dragon Realms Episode are just super-highlights of that."
• Soldier 4: "Heads up guys, the aliens are awake."
• Soldier 3: "Let'em complain all they want, once they get to.... The Head Xerus, they won't be so talkative."
• Soldier 5: "Ohhh-ho-ho yeah! I know what you mean!"
• Icky: "...... Something tells me this won't be a pleasent highlight in this adventure."

Inside.

• This music played.

Oceanlab - Deus Ex

• The Soldiers dragged the duo into a chamber being awaited by several high-rankers wearing ropes with the Xerus Sorrower Symbols on it, as the duo were slammed to the ground before this council.
• Counciler 1: "...... Are these the aliens that crashed here?"
• Soldier 1: "Yes sir. And they claimed to be part of some alien heroes that defeated some kind of dystopia. They sounded like they mean business."
• Counciler 2: "Well, judging from those two, they're obviously unimpourent weaklings. No true threat to the mission of the Xerus Sorrowers."
• Icky: "Look, can I ask? Just..... What is your beef? I thought the Tibella system were the nasty ones. We were told Xerus was the friendly place."
• Counciler 3: "Well..... You're not exactly wrong. You had the misfortune of meeting it's powerful, widespread, if though minority based, group that intends to correct the pro-alien goverment and lead our system to be against aliens."
• Iago: "Wait, you guys are like, a minority here? And you're not even successful in taking over the planet? Then how are you able to get away with nabbing us without retaliation?!"
• Counciler 4: "The reports say you crashed in an isloated place away from the nearest cities and were spotted by our patrols. Due to lack of goverment activity, it was the equilent of a tree falling down and nobody hearing it."
• Icky: "Fair point. But, how are you guys able to get members when clearly this planet as a more nicer attatude torwords aliens?"
• Counciler 5: "Admitingly, the best we got is either fellow haters, or those just looking to feed their fetish and lust for causing anarchy. As a result, we're basicly considered the weaker verson of those smug Tibella Inquizitioners."
• Icky: "Yeah, I thought as much. Look, we obviously have no intention to come here, like, at all. We were doing a patrol to seek out a VA leader and those Tibella guys busted our van and made us crash here."
• Counciler 6: "Well, then it's YOUR OWN FAULTS for thinking you can get away with trasspassing on their terratory without such consinquences. They're basicly like what we would've been if we had Har D Har as our leader-"
• Icky and Iago laughed?!
• Soldier 3: "...... They seemed to be easily amused by, humoriously sounding names."
• Council 7: "Noted."
• Icky: "Sorry, sorry, sorry, it's just, wordplay names tickle our fancy, since people, no matter where the f*** we go, always have a problem of their parents being indecisive of naming and just go to wordplay naming. Like just last week, we fought evil wizard siblings named Toggaf, Suna, Ekid, Feeuq, Bojwolb, Nemes, Odlid, Modnoc, Traf, and Kcid. It was... (Scoffs) Self-explanatory why they were villains in the first place.
• Councilor 6: You sassy birdys!
• Icky: "Anyway, so, why is Whiner the boss?"
• Counciler 8: "He non-stopped begged, whine, and moaned for it until his father caved-in in losing his pathence..... To Har's detriment, of which, sadly.... He was never seen again since after the failed war with the Tibella."
• Icky: "Wow. Even Team Nefarious wouldn't be as embarrising as you guys."
• Counciler 9: "ENOUGH TALK?! Head Master Xerus will arrive soon."
• Icky: "(Wispers) Bet ya two bucks there's gonna be a dramtic enterence ruined by an anti-climatic appearence and/or a funny moment like with the Prince of Ki-Gong."
• Iago: "(Wispers) Ditto."
• Counciler 1: "Presenting, Master Whi Ner Xerus!"
• Wh Ner: (He was reveiled as a tubby amphibian in a dirty robe being while was seen playing a hologram gameboy.) (Speaking in a Jerry Lewis voice) Oh, huh? Wait, I'm on? Oh, uh- (Puts the game boy away as all the councilers facepalm, along with some of the soldiers, while Icky and Iago clearly look more amused then intimidated.) I, am the Mighty Whi Ner?! (Icky and Iago snickered). I know all, I see all.... But mainly on the weekdays, I'm off weekends, holidays, birthdays, game-time, off-time, when I'm not in the mood, dinnertime, lunchtime, breakfest-time, bedtime, and when I'm away at gaming conventions. I came here with word about these two aliens and- (He trips down the stairs in simular fastion to the following video and falls ontop of a servent.)

Peter Falls Down The Stairs HD

• Soldier 2: "Uh..... Sir? Are, you okay?"
• Whi Ner Xerus: AW, DANG-IT!! OWWWWWW!! OWWWWWWW!!! OWWWWWWWW!!!! SOMEONE CALL THE GOSHDARN MEDICAL OMNICAN!!!
• Pterosaur-like Amphibian: (He flew in and talks to the servant Whi Ner landed on) Madam, are you alright?
• Servant: Can't... Breath! (She fell unconscious)
• Pterosaur-like Amphibian: Aw, man, I think she just punctured a lung.
• Whi Ner: Eh, she'll walk it off, Riner! She always does.
• Councilor #3: ISN'T THAT THE ONE WHO GETS BEATEN DOWN BY THE WO-
• Whi Ner: I NEVER SAID YOU COULD SPEAK!!! Aw, dang-it, look at that, my foot's already starting to swell up! Looking forward to THIS week! A f*****g swelled foot all day!
• Icky:... (He gave the two bucks to Iago)... Worth it. I know I'm gonna like this comedic villain.
• Whi Ner: Anyway... WHAT NERVE HAVE YOU BUNWIPES GOT TO WALTZ INTO MAH PROPERTY WITHOUT INFORMING ME, YOU BUTT-WIPING MUNCHES?!?
• Icky: "Hey chillax Whiner, it's mainly an accsident. You can blame those Tibella guys making us crash here."
• Whi Ner: "..... Oh. Well..... If it's only because you were crashed here by the Tibella, then I guess you can go free-"
• ???: "Don't make quick judgement on them yet, my liedge."
• A Regel Jafar-Eqsed Alternate Junjie-like Ambifian was seen coming in with an anichent staff.
• Whi Ner: "..... Oh hey, it's my trusted vizor and uncle, Vice Master Beah Trayus."
• Icky: "..... Please tell me I didn't misheard that."
• Iago: "Yup.... The Guy's name is assentually "Betrayus", I mean, he also looks like a love-child between Junjie and Jafar, with frog DNA accsidenly added. That is ASKING for this guy to turn out to be the truer big bad of this adventure."
• Whi Ner: "I always appresiate your wistom uncle, but these guys pretty much said they came here by accsident, so, we're just gonna let them go with a stern warning."
• Master Trayus: "Well, my only interest is to make sure you don't make serious mistakes. (The servent was seen being dragged away by the nurse.)..... Well..... More than already. Make no mistake, nefpew.... They may be here by accident, being that they were on a patrol that was rudely interupted by the Tibella, but heed caution. They are part of a powerful hero group that took down a powerful empire of alien villainy. And the twist of it? That too, started with an accsident. They didn't even orignally knew about our universes until one fateful encounter with a black hole portal lead them here and brought forth a defeat of a mighty warlord of an alien world. If even the likes of THAT fell because of an accident, think about what could happen to us?! They saw our lair, heard of our intentions and know we exist?! If they leave, they'll come back stronger then ever?!"
• Whi Ner: "Well, Uncle, it, doesn't look like they're particularly strong..... Or that creditable. They, pretty much look like a duo of birdbrains."
• Icky: "Birdbrains?!..... Ugh, I hope that doesn't catch on as a tagline."
• (Icky): "Unfortunately, it did."

The Poster for a certain episode was seen.

• Master Trayus: "Perhaps, but it is always better to not take chances of that caliber. (Uses the staff to hypnotise Whi Ner) Don't you agree, Nefpew."
• Whi Ner: "(Monotoned) I, agree."
• Master Trayus: "You will order the two aliens to be held in the prison to be exicuted at dawn."
• Whi Ner: "(Monotoned) I, order the two aliens to be held in the prison to be, exicuted, at dawn."
• Master Trayus stops.
• Master Trayus: "You are most wise and gracious, my liege. Now, run along and go back to your Holoboy."
• Whi Ner: "(Still dazed) Yeah, sure, it was, getting boring anyway. (Brings out a holo-boy and walks off.)"
• Icky: "(As Whi Ner walks away)..... Oh that poor man-child.... (Sternly looks at Trayus) NOT COOL, MAN?! He was gonna let us go?!"
• Master Trayus: "Well as you saw, he doesn't exactly always have the Xerus Sorrowers' best interests in mind! He's not even entirely against aliens like the rest of the family! Even after what those otherworldly beasts DID TO US?! As if the loss of our race's home planet wasn't bad enough. We Morphoids have to do a lot and sacrifice a lot to cope with indoctrination, alternate customs, and so on. So I have to use an anichent relic to, encourage him away from making mistakes as extreme as, letting any alien go because of inconvinences like accsidents and lost tourists. The Xerus Sorrowers may suffer a lackluster reputation, but that doesn't mean we shouldn't be taken seriously?!"
• Icky: "Ya know, we didn't even knew you guys existed until you bum-rushed us and took us here?! And you know what? Until you showed up, we wouldn't even dream of bothering you poor deluded souls because you weren't even recinised by the Grand Council.... As far as we know. But seeing how you malmitulate that poor guy into being your puppet, he CLEARLY deserves better then you guys?!"
• Master Trayus: "And how are you going to pull that off? You are our prisoners. You'll be destroyed before you ever get the chance....."
• Icky: "Your making a fatal mistake, buttwipe?! Whatever freaky hate group crud your doing, it's only gonna be desten for failure."
• Master Trayus: "Is that a threat? Then I see your threat, with a planned exicution. Your move."
• Iago: "..... And that's why Shen doesn't allow you to join ambassitor trips."
• Icky: "You know the Lougers will be concerned by our absince!"
• Master Trayus: "True, but, that's the beauty of it! They'll sooner blame the "Villains Act" leader then an insignifigent hate group in compairison to that, or at the least the Tibella considering their reputation. Either way...... You'll never see them again. Now, take them to the prison and make sure they don't make a sound."
• The duo are dragged away.
• Riner, the Pterasaur Amfibian, sees the duo being dragged off and looks regretful.
• A another clumsy guy who fell down the stairs, as he ate an unsentient insect with his stretchy spiked tongue and crashed into another servent.
• Counciler 9: "For the sake of the gods, NURSE, COME BACK HERE, YOU HAVE ANOTHER CLIENT?!"
• As Riner picked the other kluts up and walked away with him....
• Riner:... Cousin?
• Riner's Cousin: Yeah?
• Riner:... I think I might need your help for a moment.

Chapter 4: Origin Story of Two Prejudical Jerks/The Unwilling Heist/Relly Attacks

Xerus Sorrowers Base Prison.

• Icky and Iago are seen in a sound-proof cage, as sound can only be heard via an in-cell communication device.
• Riner arrived, still looking regretful, and sees the duo, and picks up the simular device and proceeds to use it.
• Riner (Through the device): "Hey, listen, I'm sorry about what you two are going through. Whi is usually nicer then this, it's just he is growing up in a toxic evioment and-"
• Icky (Heard through the device): "Yeah, we already figured since his uncle went Jafar on him. The worse that Whiner is, well, is being abit of a spoiled priss. He clearly deserves better then the "Xerus Sorrowers"..... So, mac, can you, shed some light about what's going on?"
• Voice: "Ya don't need to explain, Riner."
• Riner gasped and see what looks like an ordenary Xerus Soldier, until closer expection reveils a beautiful human-sized mantis creature with Grasshopper legs came in.
• Riner: "..... Oh thank god it's just you. I thought you were someone who's gonna vrat on me. Glad you got my call."
• Icky (Through the Device): "Hey wait, who's she?"
• Riner: "A one of a kind Grasstone."
• Grasstone: "(Takes the device) So..... I take it you just witness two of the biggest hate groups of both the Xerus and the Tibella systems."
• Iago: "Well, obviously. How did these guys came to be?"
• Grasstone: "Well..... It all started because of a powerful alien allience that didn't took kindly to two very rude kings. Saying the allience's name is forbidden, so, we mainly call them "The Allience"."

Flashback, before it pauses when the Geeky Kid began to talk.

• (Geeky Kid): "Question..... Was this allience with the forbidden name happened to be the USRA?"
• (Silence)...
• (Icky): "....... I wish to reply with a sarcastic remark but.... Sometime after we gotten to hear the name, me and Iags did some reshearch on their names and looked up any relation to the Xerus and the Tibella, and..... Well.... The Story is about to kick-in the really controverseal jazz."

The Flashback unpauses

• This music plays.

UNATCO - Deus Ex

• (Grasstone): The two sides have different viewpoints of this alliance. We, are the ones who support the allience. The Xerus Group and The Tibella Inquisition? They... HATE them. Why? Well, both have silular but still different reasons. Both Xerus and Tibella families were under the rule of kings. The self-rightious Tibellas used to have a king who believed that the family was destened to rule all universes. Thing is, they won't accept native co-leaders, so, by proxy, that made the Tibellas a threat to the allience, who deemed the king a tyrant cause, in proxy, he was basicly out to congure worlds in a practical sense and by logic dictations, was out to destroy the alliance because the beliefs say they have to. The Xerus King, however, was pretty much a greedy gus and wanted to make his family rich through all of the universes money. You can imagine that the allience wasn't kind to neither of these powerful families. But while we're lucky the Xerus family ended up being a joke, unfortunately, the Tibella, as you may've heard, the ones more successful in creating a mini-racist dystopia. It didn't help the Xerus family even more that the Xerus Sorrowers are more sorroweful to themselves with Whi Ner enchanged of them.
• (Icky): Yeah, we heard that he gotten it through being whiney as all underworld! Whiner is clearly a master at being a crybaby who essentially took the 'annoy people into accepting' method to worse extremes. And I HAD A WITCH OF A SISTER! I know how bad that can be! My sister Yucky always did that to me alot when we were hatchlings. This guy is such a needy spoiled brat. I'm surprised this group is not already long disbanned by now.
• (Grasstone): Well, as long as Trayus is around, the Xerus Group can survive many disbansions because he's basicly Whi Ner's only sense of confidence. Otherwise, these guys shouldn't even still exist in a world with a pro-allience regime. That's why myself, and my two native friends Riner and his cousin Siner are keeping our eye on these guys as part of a mission from the Monistairy in Aie Prog to make sure the Xerus group NEVER become a new Tibella Inquizition uprising. And so far..... It's, actselly easy. It's only the matter of getting rid of Trayus is the true issue.
• (Iago): Question! If Beah Trayer had that hypnosis ability, then why didn't he convince Whi Ner to... Well... Stop being a whiner and give the leader position to it's rightful person? Seems kinda like an intentional strategy flaw if you ask me.
• (Riner): Well, thing is, he DID wanted to do that, but obviously Har D Har is still missing, so, even as much as everyone would like Trayus to do that, he can't because Whi Ner is currently the only leader until otherwise. It's litterally something they can't help with right now.
• (Iago): Dude, let's worry more on the fact that his name is assentually "BETRAYUS"?! He sounds like he's gonna be a recipe for disaster with a name like that.
• (Riner): Can you blame him? He's one of the elderly people whose father witnessed the destruction of the planet Morphus. Whi Ner was just someone who cannot accept reality, and that you can't have everything you want, so he uses the 'annoyance' tactic on a daily basis. Everyone who refuses, has to deal with his whining until they comply. It's a FAR better way to deal with the insubordinate without killing or firing them.
• (Grasstone): Anyway, thankfully, the Tibella hate the Xerus Sorrowers for the war the Tibella singlehandly and, almost anti-climanticly won and exsiled the dimwits to their own system to make sure they don't have anything to do with them ever again.
• (Icky): "Well gee, you would think their hatred for the allience would bring them closer to togather."
• (Grasstone): "Keep in mind. The Xerus King, wanted to get rich, to all universes' detriment. That included the Tibella system. While the Tibella want to subugate all universes because of their king's misfired fantasy. That included the Xerus's home system. Their differences, thankfully outwaight simularities."
• (Icky): "Just like the villain teams back in our home universes, they're united by Darkspawn, but devided by who's the best one. In that case, then this will be easy if they're too xenophobic to even those who would share their hatered?!"
• (Riner): "Well, the Xerus group anyway, but trust me, the Tibella are what they would've been if they had Har D Har instead. The Tibella system is redused to an outsider unfriendly mess litterally in a week after they took the system from the rightful rulers. At least the worse the Xerus group can be, is something that worked against any tourisum for the planet alone. For as long as Trayus stays an adviser, we don't have to worry about the Xerus group ever getting serious."
• (Icky): Well, spoiler alert! I think Trayus may soon betray the poor Whiner and take the Xerus group into a new direction.
• (Riner): I doubt that. He is too loyal to the wishes of his brother-in-law to ever do that.
• (Icky): Bet you I'm right. Loyalty can be fading, espeically if it's a smart dude like Trayus, taking orders from an idiot like Whi Ner, espeically if he's an annoying idiot! He's obviously not gonna be a guy of the family forever, espeically since you said brother in law, he's not even in the same family as him, so that makes him even more likely to go traitor!
• (Riner): "Well if he IS like that, he should've done it the first chance he got?!"
• (Icky): "A guy like him is too smart to act too soon when it's expected. They like to earn everyone's trust before they do something to make the old lead unreliable to get rid of at their leasure. Trust me, those kind of advisers are sneaky snakes like that."
• (Grasstone): We should worry about Trayus' true goals later in a better time. Now then, as I was saying, with Whi Ner under Trayus' bad influence, we worry our fight with the Xerus Sorrowers will turn more harder. We know that Beah Trayer is keeping these guys fighting, and making Whi Ner reasonable in his approach, in Xerus eyes. He's basicly a secondary smarter brain in a retarded snake.
• (Icky): Well trust me, I bet ya, the smarter brain will wipe out the retarded one soon enough and make a proper snake out of the Xerus group yet. Believe me in this miss, people with mind-control usually don't use that s*** for good, espeically if it's to control a hate group, even a not very serious one like the Xerus Sorrowing Losers. Things like the Imperius curse and s*** aren't acceptable for a reason. It makes people do things against their free will.
• (Grasstone): In fair arguement to the Xerus Group, Whi Ner's free will is NOT in acceptable terms. It's why they're not a true threat to the allience like the Tibella Inquizition is to the point that they aren't even properly acknowledged by them other then being a minor nusence. It's why Trayus does what he is doing.

Present

• Grasstone: He does it to make sure the Xerus group doesn't end up even more lackluster then it already currently is. In the council's eyes, it's what the Xerus Group needs to survive.
• Icky: Well that's fine if they want to keep the poor guy from being the death of them, but.... Two wrongs don't make a right. If you're struggling in a fight, then you shouldn't resort to ethically-questionable powers. What if he starts using that on more than just Mr. Whiny Ruler?
• Grasstone: "That's why I'm here. To make sure that doesn't happen. As you may've guessed, I'm not really a Xerus member."
• Iago: "We noticed when you talk nicely about this allience thing. Way to go Star Wars Episode 4 on these guys."
• Grasstone: "As such, I am on an undercover mission sent by the monistairy to monitor the Xerus Group. And we do worry about Trayus' true loyalty. Thankfully, that's where you two come in. If you can be able to expose Trayus as the traitor you claim him to be, it will leave Whi Ner and the others too distraught to function if he is proved too dishonest to trust. It will doom the Xerus group to a periment disbansion. If you can succeed..... Then your just what I need to help against the Tibella Inquizition."
• Icky: "Well, we may as well deal with these chumps first anyway. They're unlikely to let us go even if we had no wishes to mess with them. Besides, that Trayus guy is up to something."
• Grasstone: "Good. Riner, I want you to help these two through this. Keep me posted."
• Riner: "Well, I'm still sure Trayus is not that dispicable, but, if he is up to something, then Whi deserves better then him! I'll see what I can do."
• Grasstone: "Good. I'll retreat back to Aie Prog. When your finished, I'll come back with new instructions. (She vanishes in the shadows.)....."
• Iago: "...... I, have a feeling she's gonna be quite a bada....... A really cool character."
• Icky: "So, Rine, how are you gonna get us out?"
• Riner: "Well that's the thing. Me and Sin are only servents, we're not allowed to carry keycards, it's so misguided or disloyal servents are no help to anyone."
• Icky/Iago: "FIGURES?!"
• Riner: BUUUUUUUUUUT, that doesn't mean we NEED em!
• Icky:... What?
• Riner: FIRE IN THE HOLE!!! (Siner had a thermal detonator, which he used to blow them out of their cells as they escaped, and an alarm was heard)
• Voice: Warning! The DNAR fields in Cell 72 have no genetic signature. Prisoners have escaped. Mobilizing all units.
• Riner:... Blasted DNAR fields!
• Iago: The f***'s a DNAR field?
• Riner: DNA-Recognition field. It's used by cells to detect when the programmed genetic signature of the prisoner isn't there.
• Siner: So we should probably start flying... NOW! (They took off from the isloated base in the woods and eventually appeared into the expansive Xero City as this music played and they were being chased by Xerus Sorrower Forces, which they themselves began to get chase by the city's true enforcers)

NYC Streets - Deus Ex

• Xerus Soldier #1: STOP IMMEDIATELY!!
• Xerus Soldier #2: WE'LL SHOOT YOU DOWN, BOYS!!!
• Xerus Soldier #3: THE POOR SERVANTS HAVE BEEN MIND-DRUGGED BY THE TIBELLA SPY!!! KILL EM' LIKE THE REST!!!
• Iago: DUDE, WHAT THE F***?!?
• Riner: The mind-control serums used here have a habit of permanent affliction. That compliments the Tibella Inquisition's ingenuity. But at least it keeps us double agents.
• Siner: Yeah, but now's not the time to banter, now's the time to FLY LIKE HECK!!!! (They did so as they barely dodged lightning-fast laser blasts)
• XC Policemen: "Sir we got a bunch Xerus Sorrower Milita chasing two naked aliens and two defecter servents, we assume the worse. Shots are being fired, milita clearly being hostile."
• Communicater: "Don't lose those soldiers NOR the escapees they're after! Those poor souls could be key to getting another shot of taking down the Xerus Sorrowers, hopefully for good this time?! Take down the soldiers and secure the escapees safely."
• XC Cop: "Roger that. All units be advised."
• Icky: S***, S***!! THEY'RE SHOOTING AT US!!!
• Riner: TAKE COVER IN THE CITY!!! THEY'LL HAVE A HARD TIME FINDING US!! (They did so)
• The Xerus Soldiers began to exspearience fire from the city enforcers!
• Soldier 1: "BLAST?! THE FUZZ?!"
• Soldier 2: "FALL BACK?! FALL BACK?!"
• The Soldiers began retreating as the cops gave out more shots!
• XC Cop LT: "AND STAY OUT OF THIS CITY, YOU HATEFUL MILITA SCUM?!"
• Soldier 3: "WE'RE NOT ALL XENOPHOBES?!"
• XC Cop LT: "BEING IN IT AS ANARCHISTS DOESN'T HELP?!"
• The Soldiers are long far away.
• XC Cop LT: "..... They'll be back, but more prepared. Find those escapees and bring them to the commissioner. They're likely frighten, so approuch cautiously. They may've mistaken the Xerus Group as how this planet works."

Alleyway

• This music played

Liberty Island - Deus Ex

• Icky: (He and the other three arrived in a dark alley)... Whew! Thank God, we lost them!
• Riner: Yeah, THAT was a slick move. But you SHOULD know that there are criminals in these alley ways.
• Icky: When ISN'T that the case? But... This seems to be-
• Iago: If you trigger karma again, I will kick your d*** into next Thursday!
• ???: (A song on a radio was playing)
• Siner:... Aw, fudge-it! We're in Grimelock Alley! I THOUGHT this place was familiar!
• Icky: Why, what's wrong?
• Siner: Just hide! (They did so as three feline-weasels animals came in)
• Feline-Weasel Creature #1: Ahhh! Here we are, boys! Home sweet home! Grimelock Alley! (He smashed a beer bottle) The garbage, the gunky stuff, the aromas! (Sniffs it all in and cackles)

(He spontaniously sings)

Shinbone Alley (song)

• Feline-Weasel Creature #2: You know, ya' didn't have to wipe your reeking feet on MY body!
• Feline-Weasel Creature #3: You did it first, s***-sicle!
• Feline-Weasel Creature #2: Well, at least MINE are not as dirty as YOURS! Seriously, where do you go barefoot like that?!?
• Feline-Weasel Creature #3: We're stinken animals! Things like that hardly mean ANYTHING to us!
• Feline-Weasel Creature #2: Yeah, but at least I'd take a foot bath every once in a while!
• Feline-Weasel Creature #3: I see you licking them clean, as if you're a freaking foot fetishist! Sicko!
• Feline-Weasel Creature #2: YOU SON OF A GRUTT!! (They both fought)
• Icky: (They peeked inside)... I take it this is almost supposed to be an exception of the anti-catism rule?
• Iago: Well, they aren't TECHNICALLY cats, as opposed to AUU.....?
• Siner: Felinels. A strange missing link between felines and mustelids. Here, they are close on the evolutionary chain.
• Icky: "No kidding. So, they're like, alley-cat-weasels?
• Siner: In their non-sentient variants, they are seen rarely as pets, and mostly seen as pests.
• Icky: "Yeesh! Next you'll be telling me there'll be things like sewer octopi or something crazy like that."
• (Icky): "And alchourse, Mieber would provide that in karmatic fastion."
• Siner: Anyway, that's Mister Grimelock! One of the toughest criminals this side of Xero City.
• Icky: Pbbt, we fought villains that would make mince meat out of guys like him. He doesn't look that bad.
• Riner: They're GOOD brawlers. Especially when Grimelock shows off to his girlfriend, the conniving and albeit VERY attractive and kickbutt, Sashana.
• Icky: How 'kickbutt' are we talking about?
• Riner: She's a Felinel burglar and legendary thief.
• Iago: Well, I guess having a criminal roof over our heads can keep us safe from those Xerus Sorrower scumbags.
• Siner: Fair to warn you, Grimelock is touchy about visitors. Espeically outsiders. He's not as bad about it as the Sorrowers, but, he was inconvinenced by them once or twice. He grew to avoid aliens as a result, just to stay clear from the Sorrowers' wrath. He has grown aggressive around Sorrower servents as well. This one guy he got his paws on, had his tail shoved up his butt, and pulled out of-
• Iago: My God, how do you guys DO this kinda physically impossible methods of torture?!?
• Icky: It's a cartoon like our universes, Iag, don't question it.
• ???: Fellas, fellas, fellas. (An unbelievably attractive felinel similar to Mehitabel was seen coming in from behind the group) You look like you got lost. Cause I'm pretty sure any servents of those Xerus guys would stay out of this place. And on top of that, you had to bring some aliens here? Aren't your masters usually hateful of such people?
• Siner: YAAH!! Sashana! Wow, your breasts are looking- I mean, uh, (Chuckles)... Okay, look, we only came here by lack of choice. Turns out, we weren't actually servents to the Xerus. We were native undercover agents for a resistence force from Tibella, and we busted these guys out. 
• Sashana: Save the explamentions boys. It matters little if you stopped being patsies to those xenophobe losers. Fact of the matter is, you still brought aliens here. And that's gonna lead to trouble for us. We warned you not to come here again after how you nearly got us busted!
• Siner: In our defence, it was purely an accsident. We didn't mean to bust your alien evacuation operation from the Xerus Group slave compound.
• Sashana: Well it still set us back a lot.
• Icky: "Wait, you two know this chick more then by name?"
• Riner: "We were once small time patsies for her gang when they tried to evacuate aliens from the Xerus slavery compound, until we were scared by Xerus soldiers into exposing them. We've been in bad tidings ever since."
• Icky: "Figures. These guys are assentually anti-hero robinhoods and ya peeved them off."
• Iago: "Look, lady, if it helps, we plan to knock the Xerus group down a peg, so if ya let us hide out-"
• Sashana: Don't think I don't know who you handsome chaps are. You're clearly the otherworlders who took down a powerful villain empire. If your a threat to them, who's to say you can be used against us by over-zealious law enforcers? Don't take it personal boys.... Just business. (She cartoonishly grabbed them by the snouts/beaks)

Inside Grimelock's Shack

• This music played.

NYC Bar - Deus Ex-0

• Grimelock: QUEENS AND TOMS!!! I am happy to tell you, that we have made it to our ultimate meal ticket! As you know, the new C&C restaurant in Queensbury is going to be open soon. And the holy grail? (He shows them a large device on a holopad)... The latest model in the C&C synthesizer market. I have FINALLY answered the problems for our filthy cuisine. Especially my adopted son, whose hoping to be a stepson soon once I FINALLY hit it off with Sashana, who is always picky and whining about having good food to the point where he... Well...

Cutaway

• Grimelock's Son: (He was a youngen seen in a situation like this) YOINK!!
• Waiter: SACCLE ZUL, THIEF!!!

Ratatouille Trailer-0

0:35-0:48

Present

• Grimelock:... Doesn't go very well. So, THAT, my friends, is why I am giving to you, THIS technimigizmo, to ensure, that we NEVER have to eat garbage again! WHO'S WITH ME?!? (Everyone cheers)
• ???: I'd say, SOME aren't! (Sashana came in and threw the four in front of him)
• Grimelock:... Well, well, looks like SOME little Xelp has been ignoring our warning!
• Siner: Sir, this is a BIG misunderstanding! We were chased here, by the Xerus Sorrowers-
• Grimelock: (He spit out his beer)... XERUS SORROWERS?! (Everyone panicked to where they did comedic things) EVERYONE, SHUT UP!!! (They did so)... It's clear what we have to do!
• Icky: Let us go and never speak of this again?
• Grimelock: (He slaps him) Heck, no!
• Iago: Kill us? (He was slapped) OW!
• Grimelock: No!.... Well, actselly.... Normally, yes! You HAVE seen TOO much, and BROUGHT too much! But given the bounty you guys somewhat possess... We're gonna give those hate-filled sots EXALCTLY what they want!
• Icky: "Wait, hold up, but, aren't the Xerus guys your enemies? Why do them any favors like turning us over? Won't they still treat you guys like crap reguardless?"
• Grimelock: "HA! Who's said we're gonna give the REAL deals? We'll just clone you guys, give the clones to them, then have you two nude-os evacuated to a better planet as we always do."
• Icky: "Wait, but what about all that stuff about you not liking on dealing with aliens?"
• Grimelock: "I just say that to keep the Xerus Buttholes off my case?! Look, we may be crooks, but we're not ABSOLUTE bad guys! We just like to do what we please! Ya see, I used to be an honest business-men who thrived on the tourest industry. BUT THOSE DIRTY XENOPHOBES KEPT SCARING AWAY BUSINESS?! Alot of us came from businesses that thrive from tourisum! Now, we have to turn crooks to either help ourselves, or the aliens we are trying to bust out. At least until things get betta."
• Icky: "Ya sure? What about that stuff you sang about enjoying being a con man?"
• Grimelock: "Ahhhh, don't worry, that's part of an old song I saw on the Omninet once. It's darn catchy. It's about this rouge Feloot who.... Dahh, why am I boring you with details, how's about you join us to rob the new upcoming C&C place?"
• Iago: "Look, mack, we don't do robbing places, even if it's so you don't have to eat garbage no more."
• Grimelock: "I get it, I get it, your heroes, but, here me out. While the Xerus are unsuccessfull in taking over the planet, they did the next worse thing: THEY TOOK OVER THE BUSINESS INDUSTRY?!"
• Icky/Iago: "We ARE talking about the same guys under the leadership of a whiny cry baby, right?"
• Grimelock: "Whi Ner? Oh don't worry, he's harmless. IT'S HIS NO-GOOD ROTTEN AS GARBAGE NON-BLOOD UNCLE I'M TALKING ABOUT?! He has agents take over from the rightful business providiers and left them held up in the Xerus base, to use food industries to spy on would-be targets. Employies are replaced with automatic bots designed to rat out alien visitors so they can calulate the best chance to strike at the poor sots?! We plan to rob the restaurent REAL good to give food to our guests in the hidden compairment place right under our feet. The fact we get to eat something other then trash is just a finder's fee."
• Icky: "Well that's fine and all, but do you have proof that there's tattlebots involved in those businesses?"

Elsewhere.

• Intimidating looking robots with hidden Xerus Sorrowers marks are everywhere in every business in the city, even in the portapotties.
• Icky and Iago looked in shock.
• Icky: "..... Holy moly, these guys DO have the business wire covered?!"
• Grimelock: "Told ya! So, would ya help us."
• Icky: "..... Note that if this ends up making the Lougers look bad, I WILL have to call you out!"
• Grimelock: "Well your planning to take down the Xerus Group, ain't ya? That'll be ONE heck of a redemption over taking food from a multi-universeal restaurent, of which a certain branch is CLEARLY under unsavery control."
• Icky: ".... Okay, we're in. But ONLY until we can be able to find a way to bust The Xerus."
• Grimelock: "I know of an alien who's trying just that in the compartment. She is REALLY angry at those haters!"
• Icky: "Well great, we're going in the right direction."
• Sashasa: "Great we have your support, darling."
• Icky: "HOWEVER! I wanna be able to do it in a way that doesn't freak civilians out AND gets us spotted by the bots!"
• Grimelock: "Ahhh, subtlety you want, is it? Sashasa DOES subtlety! We'll strike the night before it opens! The Xerus controled C&C branch won't know what hit it!"
• Iago: Wonderful! But know this! If this turns out to be a trap because you guys really ARE con artists, then you're gonna be VERY sorry!
• Sashasa: Noted. I shall introduce you to our compartment friend.

Compartment

• Icky: (They went down as a familiar buzzing sound was heard, as well as aggressive sounds, swears, and the sound of video games being played)... I... Wow! Another Hymenovespula?
• Sashula: Close, but no. (The figure revealed herself to be a Cunone-Hymenovespula hybrid as she growled)
• Icky/Iago: JIMINY CRICKET!!!
• Riner: Oh, dear!
• Hybrid: (She grabbed her gun, and pointed at them, aving a Mercedes McCainbridge) ALRIGHT, WHO THE F***-SAUCE DO YOU A-HOLES THINK YOU ARE TO INTERRUPT ME DURING THE NEW UNDER THE LAW XV GAME, SHOW UP BUTT-NAKED, AND BRING THOSE TWO IDIOTS WITH YOU?!? I'M GONNA PAINT MY ROOM WITH YOUR BLOOD WHEN I'M THROUGH WITH YOU D***-WIPES!!!
• Icky: (Whispering to Iago) Yeesh, cranky much?
• Hybrid: (She zipped to him) WHAT?!?
• Icky NOTHING, SPARE MY MONEYMAKER!!!
• Sashana: Zorra, these four are here on business concerning helping take down the Xerus Sorrowers, which given your experience in the alliance, you would be happy to hear?
• Hybrid (Zorra):... (She stands down) Go on, then!
• Icky: "Look, these guys say you know a thing or two about hurting the Xerus Group."
• Zorra: "Bzzzzzzzzzzzzzzow! Do I?! I have been going after those creeps ever since they kidnapped me from my parents?! They tried to turn me into a private freak show until I escaped?! I have been living here ever since. Speaking of which, has Grimelock started that C&C raid yet, or did those Xerus Sorrower Double-Agent Bots scared him off again?"
• Sashana: "We set that to the night before the opening."
• Zorra: "Fair. So, birdbrains, what can I do for ya?"
• Iago: "Okay, we saw Trayus have some kind of magical stick. You know what that is, correct-a-mondo?"
• Zorra: "It wasn't easy cause it's an obscure one, but I managed. (She pulled down a fancy computer and began typing and showed a page to Trayus' staff.) It is an anchent Controlarus Staff from the destroyed planet of the Xerus family race. A faverite item by the mind-mender Controlarus."
• Icky: "What was that guy like?"
• Zorra: As mean as you'd assume a guy with mind-control could be.
• Icky: That's what I thought.
• Zorra: The guy essentially had a LOT of influence on magical mind-control long before the infamous Maesters made things like the illegal mind-control implants, serums, and drones. Things like both of them are why mind control are so restricted. People with that kind of power usually use them selfishly. Controlarus Xerus was no exception. He was essentially a master of turning people against each other. He did it for so long, he could not be stopped. Anyone who tried had been merely turned against their own lives and turned into his pawns. He just ruined people's lives, and tricked the ruined souls into siding with him as a pawn. It wasn't until the truth of his power was revealed by people the mere second they were defeated that his reign ended forever, and all of his relics and power were taken from him while he was sent to a maximum security prison for life. He died of old age there. Since then, one of these relics was fond by Trayer, and he used it to bring balance to his imbalanced guild. He's also why they're able to take over the business industry in secret in subsitute to conquest since, the pro-allilence regime made an anti-allience conquest all but impossable.
• Icky: "Well we want to take down the Xerus Group before Trayus desides to perimentally retire that poor whiny retard and make the Xerus group more dangerious. We need to snag that Controlerus staff."
• Zorra: "Well if you do, then don't worry about being made to going back to the Xerus Base. He owns a private mansion in an isloated island guarded by pet guard rogs, of which, if you don't know what rogs are, then here's what they look like. (She shows them a terrifying alien/dog-like breed of them as they look like Dobermans, German Shepherds, Boxers, and Rottweilers, and being as large as Great Danes)...
• Icky:... Holy s***!
• Iago: They're dogs on steroids.
• Zorra: As well has heavily trained. These rogs were modifived to do things normal rogs can't do, like athletics and things normally done by bipedial things But even they are only the least of your concerns when the Omnican Security is concerned. Accurate pulse attacks for stunning, accurate laser fire for killing, and have unique Omnican senses. The Drones are the same, but are smaller, more aerial, and provide support for the Omnican guards.
• Icky:... What IS an Omnican, exactly?
• Zorra: The most sentient robot ever built. Having a soul, feelings, everything a living being would have, thanks to having the most complex positronic brain models ever. They resemble them so much, that even if they could be repaired after 'death', they would be gone and behave like a normal robot.
• Iago:... Like Wall-E.
• Zorra: What?
• Iago: Never mind that. These machines seem pretty special.
• Zorra: Oh, unbelievably. They had several periods fighting for their independence, after realizing how sickening the infamously controversial 'robots are slaves/proptery/not breathing living things' saying that has been extinct, yet still relevant, for nearly a while. The Omnicans proved that machines and living beings are equal, especially since those times during the ages of the higher beings when organic lifeforms became machines, and became essentially what is known as the mythical 'Robons', capable of amazing feats. But that doesn't mean any Xerus Group Enforcer would always be absint even when considered un-nessersary with Omnis around. Esepically not now when Trayus is having a meeting with the Xerus Council to talk about, likely you guys considering you escaped from them. So, expect an additional security surplus from choosen Xerus Soldiers."
• Icky: "Not too easy, but not impossably hard. The right amount of challnage."
• (Icky): "Just the way MSM likes it."
• (Kids): "Huh?"
• (Icky): "Sorry, forget you hear that part."
• Zorra: "Just take my advice about the staff! While unsentient, the staff does know when it is being touched by anyone not it's master, and will become rediculiously heavy."
• (Deadpool): "LIKE THOR'S HAMMER?!"
• (Icky): "Dang it, Deadpool, get out of here?!"
• (Deadpool): "Relax, I'm only doing my occational camio anyway. It's just about done. Besides, word on the street is, IM'A GOIN TO THE MEMEVERSE CUZ' ABRIDGED NAPPA JUST GOT ME A DATE WITH CELL!!! It's gonna be awesome! Expect to see it on YouTube in a few days. Anyway, LATER?! (Poofs)."
• (Icky): "..... Pretend that part didn't happen kids."
• Iago: "So how are we suppose to take it if it'll know that we aren't a Xerus?"
• Zorra pulls out some speicalsied gloves.
• Zorra: "These are speicalised tec-gloves I designed to be able to imitate a Xerus' DNA."
• Icky: "But the guy's only a Xerus by marrage."
• Zorra: "I considered that. That's why I made sure it can accreately simulate Trayus' DNA. Besides, the staff, once it thinks it's in the hand of a true Xerus, it has to be willingly given back to Trayus to restore his control of it. If Trayus tries to take it back forcefully, it won't work for him and be too heavy to lift."
• (Deadpool): ALSO LIKE THOR'S HAMMER!!!
• (Icky/Iago): DEADPOOL!!!!
• (Deadpool): Outey! (Poof!)
• (Icky): (Shrugs)
• Icky: "So, any, arbatary warning about thing being exspearimental?"
• Zorra: "Trust me, I well perfected it. But if it's a caution you want, be careful around water or anything lidquid. It's not protected against lidquids."
• Icky: "No prob, then we'll keep the thing as dry as physically possable."
• Zorra: Won't be easy, I'm afraid. This is not just ANY island. For one thing, this island is even well known or documented, the perfect hideaway, and the artfacts themselves won't be as present as in the surface or the room of the manor, they'll be hidden within a water-drenched environment with ocean labs that study Xerus artifacts so Trayus can utilize them. That's one of the many things he married the Xerus family for, you know.
• Siner: Yeah, we got that.
• Icky: "So, back to the Omnicans. Since you said that the Omnicans often believe in organics and bots being equil, these don't sound like the kind of things that would serve a hate group willingly. Are these Omnican slaves?"
• Zorra: And you'd be right. Now by all means, Omnicans usually have a very strong sense of morals. Alas, Trayus made sure that won't be a problem thanks to a very strong loyalty program instailed in them that keeps them from revolting as badly as the Omnicans in Tibella. He really learned from the Tibella Omnican revolt well and made sure that doesn't happen to the Xerus Group.
• Icky: "So basicly these Omnis ARE more slaves then willful parpisipants."
• Zorra: Total understatement. And keep in mind, all that complexity does come with a very strong sense of thinking, so it's best you be on your toes when encountering an Omnican programmed to guard or kill. And remember, the loyalty program would make it difficult to reason with them to their better character, so don't bother trying to reason with them! Avoid them and the guard rogs, at all costs, and if you can, try to destroy all of Trayer's stolen relics, so they cannot be used for evil ever again.
• Icky: "Well that depends: Are they indestructable?"
• Zorra: "To conventional weapons, yes. But they can be able to destroy eachother."
• Icky: "Well just in case, what's the next best thing if wrecking them's out of the question, like the guy making sure even that won't work because he used one them being capable of making a spell of true inviniably on them."
• Zorra: "Then here's your plan B just in case. (Brings out a small cube-like chest.) This item is an artifact sucker. An Anichent Yateron device used to seal up dangerious weapons and artifacts. They're perfect for holding things as powerful as the Xerus artifacts espeically. Heck, they used modern contentuations to hold some truely nasty things, like the Bruud espiecally."
• Icky: "Wha-"
• Zorra: "You don't wanna know. Trust me."
• Icky: "Based on your reaction, I trust those things aren't good things to know about. So, last question: Where's the island?"
• Zorra: "Again, it's on an isloated island so isloated, it doesn't even have a name, it's location is not well-documented and charted in the official maps. But fortunately, it is mapped in Xerus Group maps. And one is likely held in the C&C branch unfortunately in Xerus Group control. So all the more reason to see the heist through."
• Iago: Well, as long as it doesn't make us look bad.
• Zorra: I assure you, in return for your aid, you will be well rewarded, not just with keeping your recent legacy as it is. It's what my father's race would've wanted after their rebellion put up a good fight.
• Icky: Well, is there anything else we need to know?
• Zorra: Well, the Omnicans have a leader. One of the strongest Omnican fighters from the Omnican Tibella rebelion. He's called Relly, after his famous scientist creator. He was the finest leaders the Tibella Omnicans can ask for.
• Icky:... Care to give more detail?
• Zorra: (She shows the picture of Relly himself, as he was a 4-armed robot with strong shiny armor, is Overwatch-Omnic-like in design, has 6 eyes, and an amazingly-tall scale) This, is one of the best, and worst, models to come out of the war. He has an illegal adaptive reactor. This allows him to adapt his body to anything thrown at him through digital reconstruction, and essentially become unstoppable. He has literally every form of weapon attack imaginable, and can be augmented over time. Also, he adapts through learning. He can learn through every moment spent fighting him.
• Iago:... That seems a little overkill.
• Zorra: I know! But when you fight for freedom and equality, you take extreme risks and awaken the glories of science at it's finest. He became the last of his kind when the Tibella Inquizition really wrecked them thanks to sneaky tactics they could't've adapt to in time. He was a surviver that the Tibella shot into space to make sure they can never be reblicated. Thus, the poor war-hero of a bot was captured and collected by The Xerus Sorrowers, who subugated him into the same loyalty program, thus implemented him into the commander of their armed forces, organic or otherwise. Take my advice when you are ever at the island should Relly have any reason to be there. Don't bother trying to fight or reason with him with the loyalty program in place. Just avoid contact.
• Icky:... Sounds a little too cowardly.
• Zorra: Well, it's either that, or die...... Horrorably.
• Iago: "Can't argue with that."
• Zorra: "But don't worry, he only goes where the higher ups are, there's only pretty basic bots in the controled businesses, so, it shouldn't be STUPIDLY hard."
• Icky: "So, when do we get into the C&C place?"
• Zorra: "Well, the sun's already setting, so, around tonight."

Nighttime, A C&C restuarent.

• This music played as Non-Omnican bots were guarding the place.

SpongeBob SquarePants Production Music - Sneak Up

• Icky, Iago, and Sashana were hiding in the shadows.
• Icky:... So... You sure this will be as easy as any heist in good guy standards?
• Sashana: You might say that.
• Iago: "And your SURE Relly won't be around here?"
• Sashana: Oh don't worry about that. Relly shouldn't be here since he only guards the most important of the Sorrowers.
• Icky: "So, who are they gonna send?"
• Sashana: "Actselly, they shouldn't be sending nobody here. Since the money never goes into Xerus Sorrower budgeting to avoid suspition with the Currencty troupe, the Xerus Group, actselly don't care about what happens to the controlled businesses."
• Icky: "..... Okay, being underdogs is one thing, but NEGLECTENT underdogs?! And these guys weren't stopped ages ago, WHY?!"
• Sashana: Well they didn't ALWAYS had Whi Ner around as leader. But even then the compident leaders neglected the controled restaurents. Since it neither benifits them or would injure them if anything happens, why bother with overkill security that'll end up being too expendsive and wasteful of useful bots to just have them guard something you don't even care for that much.
• Iago:... So... We have nothing to worry about, then?
• Sashana: Pretty much, yeah.
• Icky: "...... If the Xerus group really are this lousy, then those Tibellas REALLY better pick up the slack when we go after them."
• Iago: Look, let's not complain about the producer's desitions and make this work reguardless.
• Sashana: Now... These robots, though not Omnican, are still just as formidable. Security technology in the robot department is really straight forward. Most robots in our UUniverses use a positronic brain. One of the greatest in artificial brain technology invented by the father of robotics himself, Isser Asimsky. The Omnicans have the most advanced models, while some like these, act as a matching simulation to sentient brains. It can allow them to develop and learn, as well as develop raw emotions, and slowly grow into a sentience of their own. In regards to these models, their positronic brains are focused solely on combat experience. Programmed to adapt in combat, think strategically like a living being, and essentially be formidable in the face of danger. This makes them unpredictable, even to their creators.
• Icky: Well, we get the idea. But we do know a few ways to beat a robot. 1. Confuse it to self-termination by introducing it to something that it cannot compute, 2. Cause it to glitch to death by tricking it into going to the Missingno. zone, where things like a rebellious phase cause it to try to call non-existent data, and 3.-
• Sashana: Emp!
• Iago:...You mean EMP?
• Sashana: Nah, much of us in Xero City and any other metropolitan area just use a slang. Emp.
• Icky:... That's weird.
• Sashana: I know. I've been looking at two examples of it for a while.
• Iago: Ohh, sick burn.
• Sashana: (Takes out an EMP grenade) Let's just make this count. We need to gather a large enough crowd so we can take them out in a quick fell swoop so we can't be overwealmed.
• Icky: "Then your gonna need a distraction. Me and Iags are masters of it."
• Sashana: "Ya sure you wanna do that darling? I basicly said earlier that these bots aren't stupid. Even if your in an elaborate disguise, they'll still see you as intruders and catch you."
• Icky: Who said we were using a disguise?

Later...

• Icky: (He sings this to the robots with changed lyrics involving target practice)

The Hula Song

• Icky/Iago:... AAAAAAARGGGGH!!! (He flew as the jet-booted robots chased after them)
• Robot #1:... Morons. This is CLEARLY a diversion.
• Robot #2: Yeah. Let's just stay and guard the- (Sashana knocked them out as a 'FYYOOOOMM' shutdown sound was heard)
• Sashana:... I'm starting to wonder what kind of heroes the Lodgers are.

Elsewhere.

• Icky and Iago got chased by the bots straight into a dark tunnel.
• Icky's voice: "..... AND CUE THE COMICAL WILE E. COYOTE RANDOM APPEARING TUNNEL TRUCK?!"
• Robot 1: "Wait, does not compute. Who's Wile-" (They were smashed in a similar fashion to the ASDF 'I Like Trains' Sketch)
• Icky:... HAH! Gets them every time.
• Iago: Well, let's get back to that restaurant! Sashana needs us.

Back At Restaurant

• Sashana was seen. She was inside as the place matched that of a technological sci-fi diner, having holotables, holographic windows, colorful lighting, automated menu-ordering holo-screens, holo-drink vendors, vending machines, robotic employees, and of course, the Omnic-Synthesizer in the center, all while this music played.

SpongeBob SquarePants Production Music - Background Blues

• Sashana:... Not too shabby, really.
• ???: What was that?
• Sashana: ("Aw, damn their good hearing!") (She hid as armed robots came in)
• Robot #3:... Initiating Infrared-UV sighting! (He displayed a ray that inverted the color of wherever it was shining)
• Sashana:... ("(Sighs) I HATE robots this good at finding intruders.")
• Icky and Iago came in!
• Icky: "STOP!"
• The Robot turned and see the duo!
• Icky: "...... Anvil time!"
• Robot: "..... Does not- (A random anvil falls down and crashes into the robot)...... Compuuuuuuuuuuuuu... (Shuts off)."
• Sashana: "Thanks for getting me out of that bad bind, boys. But where did that anvil came from?"
• Icky: "Your better off not trying to make sense of cartoon logic. It tends to be a head scratcher."
• Sashana: "Based on what you said, I'll take your word for it. Let's just nab the synthesizer so my future stepson can stop trying to get himself killed."
• Iago: And how are we gonna do that? (They note the synthesizer) IT'S AS BIG AS A WHALE!!!
• Sashana: We can still do it. But it's not going to be easy.
• Icky: Yeah, it's ALWAYS not easy.
• Sashana: Special teleportation grenades can get the job done. However, removing it from it's socket when it's nearing complete construction can sound an alarm and alert the Xerus Sorrowers.
• Icky:... I get the distinct impression you feel we're gonna comically botch it for you.
• Sashana: Well, you guys ARE unpredictable.
• Iago: What makes you say THAT? (He notices that his foot was stuck in a bucket)
• Sashana:... Just a feeling.
• Icky:... I hate it when that happens!
• Iago: You hate it when EVERYTHING bad happens to you.
• Icky: Says the guy who was knocked around by a crazy sorcerer turned genie, and then switched sides, flip-flopped for a while, and then decided to say f*** it to Jafar and kick his lamp into lava and kill him.
• Iago: Oh, ha-ha-ha!
• Icky: Darn right 'ha-ha-ha'!
• Sashana: You two, please, just let me get this started. (She took out a specialized cyan-glowing C4-like device and placed it onto the synthesizer, and started using a hacking device) You guys just keep watch for any possible incoming threats.
• Icky: Whatever you say, comedophobe! (They left)
• Sashana:... Where did THOSE two in particular come from? (She prepared the device)

Icky and Iago's location.

• Icky: Wow! She seems to be a little rough for our second AUU mission compatriot.
• Iago: Hey, they're a dimension that suffers the classic role-reversal where the villains mostly win and the heroes rarely do. Give the cat-weasel thing a break.
• Icky: Let's just keep watch!
• The duo do such, as they watch in secret of what looks like the owner of the particular establishment.
• Owner: "(Talking to Trayus via a holo screen) This is agent Car A. Smastic, the "new" owner of the C&C restaurent in question. Having secret control of the business industry is TRUELY a great intermediate alternitive to world domination! Using one of the most popular restaurents in the AUU is garrentied to be able to pinpoint alien visitors usually protected by the city! We can use their own cravings to accreately capture all aliens who come here! What a deliciously devious way to work around the Allience Favering Goverment indeed! And I get to profit from someone else's brain child?!"
• Trayus: "Don't lose sight of the issue at hand, imbacile!
• Carus: "Hey now, Carus was my father's name!"
• Trayus: "BESINDES THE THE POINE?! Keep your greed in check, because remember, those two louger aliens are on the loose still! Keep things impourent to the restaurent as secure as possable, because remember, the other members aren't so considerate. And make sure the map to my private island is safe from any intruders, Carus! I can't stress that enough?!"
• Carus: "(Brings out the map) Oh don't worry. This glorifived table placemat will never leave my sight. (Moves on.)"
• Icky: "..... Iags, we just found our map."
• Iago: Let's see if we can swipe that map.
• Icky: Uh, Iags, I'm usually for getting at easy oppertunities too, but I think it's best we fulfill Sashy's end of the bargain first before we do anything rash. That Carus guy could be more dangerious then his boasting mouth could suggest.
• Iago: Icky, that's our ticket to busting that whiny wimp's pitiful excuse of an uncle and end the Xerus Sorrowers.
• Icky: Pardon me sounding like Shifu here, but we need to be patient. We can't just rush in.
• Iago: Oh, come on, I think Sashy's got this covered on her own. She's got this far without being captured for a reason.
• Icky: Oh, sure! Luck is A-Okay to judge. Don't be a karma-triggerng idiot, Iago! We're staying here and that's final.
• Iago: And wait for security to catch us?
• Icky: We took care of them!
• Iago: "Sheesh! Fine?! But we're passing up a big oppertunity here?!"

Later.

• The Synthesizer was been completely removed and was sucked into a cube.
• Sashana: ".... Darlings, I could not thank you enough for being supprtive."
• Iago: "Yeah, too bad we lost our own shot to snag the map from the fake-o Boss of the establishment."
• Sashana: "Oh darlings, why didn't ya say so? Let auntie Sashy get that for you."
• Iago:... You have an aunt?
• Sashana:... I was referring to ME!!!
• Iago: Oh. Well, next time, be more specific.

Carus's office.

• Carus arrived to his office.
• Carus: "And now, to just place the map in my desk, lock it up good and-"
• A dart came from nowhere and hits Carus in the neck, putting him into a sleep.
• Sashana was seen from behind a vent, she then kicked it down, came out of it and flipped into the office.
• Sashana approuched the map and picked it up.

Later.

• Carus came through with the map and Sashana gone.
• Carus: "Ohhhhhh, my head, what happened, I- (Notices the map gone)! THE MAP?!"

C&C Restaurant

• Carus ran in and saw an absince of a synthesizer, along with no security reacting to the alarm!
• Carus: "...... No...... NO?! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO-HO-HO-HOOOOOOOOOOO!? (Bursts into tears and cries?!)"

Breaking NEWS!!!

• News Anchor: "This just in! The new C&C Restaurent that was promised to be opened has suddenly been canceled due to the synthesizer being miraculously stolen and the security bots proving incapable to stop the thieft! The owner, Carus, said that security cameras were not instailled yet so there is no evidence of the theives. Although it is likely to be the work of the gang of Grimelock since they are assosiated with mass exploits of masterful thiefts time and time again. The leader of the planet, has this to say."
• Xerus Planet Leader: "We have no one to blame but ourselves. Grimelock and his followers only commit to these thiefts is because the Xerus Group continues to discourage toruisum and continue to threaten our goverment's and our acceptence to otherworlders. Grimelock and others used to be honest folk until their businesses were ruined and thus lead to this life. It is time that the Xerus Sorrowers are no longer tolerated. I am finally going to unvail my campaign to have all Xerus Sorrower bases hunted down and all members arrested and ready for imprisonment. If you see any suspitious activity, report it as soon as possable. That is all."
• News Anchor: "An extreme thieft turns into an excuse to hunt down the Xerus Sorrowers because of their reasoning behind failed tourest attractions and crime uprising. Because of this, those that were looking forword to C&C finally opening it's doors in Xerus and it's cancelation likely bad enough to discourage any future attempts, many people are joining into the hunt to punish the Xerus Sorrowers for they have sorrowed us for the last time. This is XERUSTV NEWS, signing off and keeping you posted until next time."
• The Chief of the Xerus Police sees this.
• The Chief: "..... I'm thinking Grimelock had help. Usually those robots do a better job at protecting any place. It's time to pay Grime Ally a visit."

Grime Ally.

• The Grime Ally residents were enjoying quility food for the first time in forever!
• Grimelock: "HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Ya did good, misfits?! Not only did we get what we both wanted, but the goverment has flat out declaired to go after the Xerus group for you! Appearently, leading to the periment cancelation of C&C was enough to finally make the people go beserk."
• Icky and Iago sighed.
• Grimelock: "..... Hey now, relax fellas. Once the REAL owners of the businesses are found, C&C will rise again! Carus will be out of the picture along with all of Xerus, tourisum returns to full force, and Sashana and yours truely, will retire from crime and re-open our hotel empire again!"
• Icky: "I know, but.... I feel sucky having to rob an otherwise legit business, under the control of a Xerus lackey or not."
• Grimelock: "And that's why your true heroes. Ya don't feel proud of having to do any rotten thing, even if it's torwords rotten people. But trust me. It'll be worth it in the end."
• Sirens are heard.
• Grimelock: "OH VRATS?! IT'S THE FUZZ?! Blast that chief knowing about me too well?! Bail?!"
• The Ally residents began to run off!
• Zorra and Sashana began to flee actrobaticly and get out of sight!
• Grimelock and his main boys all jumped into garbage cans to hide!
• Icky and Iago tried to get away, but end up blamming into eachother!
• The cops arrived and see the aftermath of the party and the lost sympathiser.
• Carus came out of one of the cars and saw the synthesizer!
• Carus: "Ohhhh?! My baby! (Runs torwords it and latches onto it!) IT'S OKAY, MY MONEY MAKER?! DADDY'S HERE?!"
• The Chief and the LT came out.
• Icky and Iago saw the cops and quickly raised their wings up in surrender.
• Icky: "..... And just like that, there goes our reputation."
• The Chief: "..... Oh worry not, Lougers. Your mis-step will be kept secret with us. We only want to ask some questions. Did you find anything that links all businesses to Xerus control?"
• Carus was kissing the synthesizer and suddenly stopped as he opened his eyes wide open with the sound of glass breaking.
• Carus: ".....Oh no."
• Icky: ".... Uh..... (Brings out the map) Yeees?"
• The Chief takes it and opens it up.
• The Chief: "I knew it. The Xerus Group DID secretly usurped our honest businesses to get an easier chance to spy on innosent tourests to formulate plans to capture them?! Carus is NOT a real owner of Xerus' would've been C&C restaurent!"
• Carus was seen trying to get away!
• Icky: "AW CARBS, THERE HE GOES?!"
• Grimelock got out of the trash can!
• Grimelock: "BOYS?! AN EXTRA C&C GOOGER TO ANYONE WHO NAILS THAT SNAKE-IN-THE-GRASS PHONEY?!"
• The Grimelock residents all show up and charge after Carus!

Xerus Base

• Whi Ner: (As all this was seen)... Uncle Trayus?
• Trayus: Yes?
• Whi Ner: WHY, WAS GUARDING THE SYNTHESIZER, A FAILURE?!? YOU TOLD ME THOSE ROBOTS WERE THE BEST SECURITY!!!
• Trayus: And they were. I just never figured the two louger aliens would win through cheap comedy. I-
• Whi Ner: YOU NEVER FIGURED?!? DID YOU EVEN SEE HOW THEY WERE TAKEN DOWN?!? (He shows their embarrassing downfalls)... AND THEY HAD NO BACKUP PLANS TO PREVENT THAT HEIST?!?
• Trayus: Nefpew, I-
• Whi Ner: DON'T YOU 'NEFPEW, I' ME, UNCLE TRAYUS! I EXPECT THE BEST FROM MY FORCES! NOT SOME EMBARRASSING COMEDY SHOW FOR THE PRESS TO MAKE YET ANOTHER MEME FROM!!! WHAT DO YOU HAVE TO SAY FOR YOURSELF?!?
• Trayus: Nefpew, let's just calm down, and remember why we had people like Carus in the first place! Our budget is not so good, to where we cannot make even the robots good. And whose fault is that?
• Whi Ner: ARE YOU ACCUSING ME OF DESTROYING MY OWN GUILD?!?
• Trayus: Not at all. I'm just implying that, maybe you could've handled our budget better, as suppose to always spending it for all of those video games. I tried to warn you about the budget. But your constant whining and greed literally blew all our money. This wouldn't be happening if you had just listened to me. You NEVER listen to me. Why do you think Har was chosen to lead instead of you?
• Whi Ner: (Whiny tone) YOU'D BETTER GET THIS FIXED!!! PLEEEEASSEE!!!
• Trayus: No, uh-uh, no! I will not be swayed by whining anymore! (He whined louder until he used his magic to shut him up)... Doing that is not being a good leader, and neither is what lead up to this moment. You are NOT a child anymore! You are a grown adult, and I suggest you ACT like one, and take responsibility, and not whine for others to do it for you, or I may as well have to take drastic measures. You wouldn't be here if it wasn't for me. If you remember, I helped you get this far, because just whining about it is not going to get you that far. And I can leave the Sorrowers to die, or just UNDO IT ALL, just as easily. Is that what you want? Is it?
• Whi Ner:... (He nods no)
• Trayus: Good boy. So, I expect none of that whiny business, and I expect you to step up your game. The synthesizer and map are gone, and therefore, our budget is getting cut further, and my power in the ocean lab is at stake. I will no longer be doing all of your work. If you want to keep this leadership, you have to make sure it stays that way, yourself. I can't support you anymore. You want more competent robot guards? You want a balanced budget? It's your problem. From now on, every time you try to whine your way to extreme lengths, your voice will be taken away for 12 hours. And if you learn nothing, you may just not talk at all. It's time to step up. Unless you want ME to take your place if you rely SO MUCH on me! I am your uncle after all, and I care about you to not destroy yourself.
• Whi Ner:... This feels like insubordination! Maybe the heroes were right. Maybe your name IS self-explanatory.
• Trayus: My sole purpose in life is to look after you and your family gifts. You fire me now, there's no hope for the Xerus Sorrowers. Your choice. And no more whining for greater gain. Am I clear?
• Whi Ner:... Very well. But don't expect me to take it easy on you for talking to me like that. Go guard the ocean lab. I cannot allow the last of my family's gifts to be taken from us.
• Trayus: I shall. Oh, and while you're at it, call Relly to ensure your bases' safety. I'll tell the councilers that the meeting's canceled because what we're afraid of alreadty happened. And you'd better remember that, if we have to have this problem again, expect to see me there taking drastic measures. (He leaves)
• Whi Ner:... (Sighs)... He's right! WHAT THE F*** AM I DOING?!? (He contacts Relly) RELLY?!? We're in grave danger!

Meanwhile...

• Carus: (He was still running as the heroes continued pursuing him) GET AWAY FROM ME YOU THIEVES!! (This music played as they entered the streets)

Versalife - Deus Ex

• Icky: STOP IN THE NAME OF THE LODGE!!!
• Carus ran into a civilian's car, took the guy out of it and tossed him to the ground, got into the hover car and began to ride away!
• Icky: "NUTS?! HE WENT GRAND THEFT AUTO ON US?!"
• Police Chief: Drat, he just went Under the Law on us!
• Icky: LET'S JUST GET THAT STINKER!!! (They got into police cars and chased him down)
• A News Drone followed the scene as a News Reporter was on a hover board following it.
• News Reporter: "Jonnom, I am over-seeing a new police chase on what is a suspected Xerus Sorrower agent being chased through the city streets in a stolen civilian's vichile. The chase is very likely to get intense, and we in Xerus Tv News will cover every bit of it."
• Icky: UH, GUYS, IS THAT EVEN SAFE FOR YOU TO DO THAT?!?
• News Reporter: WE'RE COMBAT JOURNALISTS FOR XERUS TV! THIS IS SAFE FOR US!!
• Iago: COMBAT JOURNALISM?!? WOW, YOU GUYS ARE STARTING TO SOUND A LOT COOLER!
• Police Chief: Yeah, they have the technology to safely film this. Trust me, they won't be a bother.
• Icky: Alright... (He took out his Magnum)... I'll take out one of the tires!
• Police Chief: Not to worry. If there's one thing Under the Law taught me, it's to ALWAYS be prepared as a cop.
• Icky: You mean while trying to run the f*** away from them, given it's assumingly your version of GTA?
• Police Chief: That's beside the point! We got the wheels! (They started throwing spike strip drones out onto the road)
• Carus: (He jumped out of the car and ran off into the alleys)
• Iago: WHAT THE?!?
• Icky: SLICK MOVE!!!
• Police Chief: (On radio) Attention all police drones! The suspect is in the alleys! Track him down!
• Police Drone #1: Command confirmed. (They started darting off)
• Icky: We'll get them if those flying robots don't do any good. We're the Lodgers. (They took off) COME HERE, YOU LITTLE CHICKEN!!!
• Officer #1:... The f***'s a chicken?
• Police Chief: "They're from another universe, don't bother asking questions! Go!"
• Carus tried to escape to ended up cornered in a dead end!
• Carus: "NUTS?!
• The group cornered him!
• Carus: "Look!? It was nothing personal! I don't even actselly HATE aliens! It's just Trayus offered me, a once nobody bum, a chance to own a dream business in C&C?! I didn't know I would get into so much trouble?!"
• Icky: "Your own fault trusting the words of a known hate group, wiseguy!"
• Carus: "Hey come on! This world isn't good for people down on their luck?! I was only doing what I have to do to survive?!"
• Iago: Well, buddy, you chose the wrong people!
• Carus: LOOK, THEY WERE ANONYMOUS WHEN THEY OFFERED THE DEAL!!! I WAS UNDER CONTRACT ONCE I REALIZED WHO THEY REALLY WERE!!! Are you REALLY gonna put me in jail because of a blind agreement? Some heroes you guys turned out to be.
• Icky: A word of advice, idiot, do NOT agree to people who don't explain themselves! It's your own fault!
• Iago: ICKY!
• Carus:... So that's what it's all about to you idiots?
• Icky: Wait, wait, I didn't mean it like that!
• Carus: You call yourselves heroes? Do you have ANY idea how desperate I was?!? I HAD NO CHOICE!!! They were the ONLY ones available! AND YOU'RE JUST GONNA HAVE ME ARRESTED BECAUSE 'IT'S MY FAULT'?!? ARE YOU SERIOUS?!?
• Iago: Look, pal, what Icky said was moronic! That's NOT what we were suggesting! Look, you need to be careful with whom you trust. Someone offers you an anonymous agreement, and once it's done, the one you made a deal with says you must marry them, even when they're ugly hags! And you can't do anything about it! Sometimes, deals are dangerous!
• Carus: So what, are you saying I shouldn't get into this business at all? The Cweeblezome Brothers are VERY insistent about their labor contracts when running their restaurants. It takes a LOT of work, that takes YEARS to look over! Do you have ANY idea, how rough, business is? It takes a LOT of sacrifices! And YOU'RE saying, that it's wrong?!?
• Iago:... He's gotta good point, Ickster.
• Icky: Look, pal, it's no excuse.
• Iago: ICKY! (Slaps him) Stop it! Just hear him out, or so help me, I will change our shared Netflix password!
• Icky: You wouldn't!
• Iago: WATCH ME!
• Police Chief: ALRIGHT, BOTH OF YOU, ENOUGH!!! Carus, you still need to consider the consequences. They're right. Deals are dangerous. You can't make deals you can't keep. They can and will ruin you into doing something you don't wanna do against your will.
• Carus: "..... YOU KNOW WHAT?! FUCK YOU, AND FUCK THIS CITY?! I only did this because I had a family to feed?! And now, heroes are scolding me for only caring for them?! FUCK YOU, AND FUCK EVERYTHING YOU STAND FOR?!"
• Icky: "Insulting us is not gonna make your situation better man!"
• Carus: "(Pulls out a ray gun) BUT THIS WILL?!"
• Chief: "SUSPECT IS ARMED?!"
• Carus: (He fired wildly as the heroes dodged)
• Icky: CAN SOMEONE DO SOMETHING?!? THIS GUY'S CRAZY!!!
• Police Chief: Calm your feathers! I got this! (He threw a teleporter grenade which trapped him inside)... A classic tactic for us police in these UUniverses. But you two, you need to watch what you say next time.
• Iago: Yeah, ICKY! You need to watch what you say next time!
• Police Chief: I meant BOTH of you!
• Iago: And what the hell did I say to offend him?
• Police Chief: Just come on! We might need that map of yours. We can use it to compromise the Xerus Sorrowers' plans.
• Icky:... Well... We COULD use extra aid whenever it comes.
• Iago: Yeah. Okay, sir, you're in.
• Police Chief: By the way, the name's Chief Ollond Meyers.
• Iago: Nice to have introductions. And I see you Morphoids are common on this planet?
• Police Chief (Chief Meyers): Well, many other races that lost their worlds are found here, among other beings. We're just among the more recognizable ones since the Xerus family were all Morphoids or Morphoid hybrids.
• Icky: Let's stop talking about this time, and talk about it in the hovercar.
• Chief Meyers:... Right! (They got in the cars)

XCPD HQ

• Omnican: (She was seen with an exposed brain case containing her advanced positronic brain, and has several transparent cords on her body, among other creative traits)... Well... This map is actually fairly recent. The ocean lab is located on an island that has yet to be mapped.
• Chief Meyers:... Can you find it's coordinates, Brainia?
• Omnican (Brainia): I can. (She displays amazing holographic abilities)
• Icky: HOLY SMOKES! Technology, is a GOD in these UUniverses!!!
• Meyers: You have NO idea.
• Brainia: Alright, the coordinates here indicate that it is 2.71 miles northeast of the mainland. An uncharted and unnamed island to say the least. No Teadr 7 ruins, no interaction in anyway, the wildlife has remained unchanged for eons, it's in a storm zone, and... It has amazing sea caves. The ocean lab is supposed to be found through an entrance just somewhere within it's largest beach. Once you enter, you will go through a turbolift that will take you to a complex set of airlocked and heavily-fortified tunnels and chambers, all at a depth of 200 fathoms.
• Iago:... What's that in American?
• Brainia: Does not compute.
• Meyers: I think they mean what the depth is in feet.
• Brainia: 1,200 ft.
• Icky: Wow! What a depth! These guys are DAMN desperate to protect these artifacts.
• Brainia: Well considering their family ties to it, it is considerably a nessersary extreme to them. Especially when the security is top-notch. The place can move apart on it's own with just the right command. The place containing the artifacts is the top priority protection, and is thus secured the most. It recognizes through DNA-Recognition fields, and will flood the place when intruders are detected. In fact, DNAR fields in any sector will do the same. Therefore, it's not going to be easy to just stroll in and destroy everything, should that even be nessersary or plausable if these artifacts aren't invincable. Much of the staff there are Morphoids, and thus they can survive underwater. But those who can't... Well... Drowning and pressure are contributing facters in deaths in a place like that.
• Iago: And just like that, technology farts in our direction.
• Brainia: But do not worry. There ARE ways to avoid the DNAR fields.
• Icky: "Please do not hesitate to explain! We want to go through this with as much less crud as possable!"
• Brainia: It's a simple thing that has existed as long as DNAR fields themselves. An Anti-DNAR guise. It's a device that coats you in an illusion of another's genetic signature. Specifically, one that security DNR fields like that will be fooled into thinking is among their staff. You can sneak through very easily. But in order for it to work, a sample of DNA from such persons has to be fed into the device.
• Iago: We kinda figured that when we got the lowdown on what it did.
• Icky: But a disguise seems pretty risky.
• Brainia: It's not a disguise. It's like a cloaking device for this specific type of technology. As with most security devices, advanced or otherwise, they can also have cloaking counter-measures to get around them. That's how our top penal colony of Oranos has been getting more jailbreaks than average.
• Icky:... I kinda feel better knowing that, but not when you add that 'jailbreak' thing.
• Brainia: Don't worry about it. As long as you have this guise, you will be unable to trigger the DNAR fields.
• Icky: "Well there's still the matter of the OTHER security stuff going us nailed?!"
• Brainia: Well, the other security means are just laser grid, alert-triggering or high-powered lasers that could slice you like hot knives through butter, audio and motion sensors. Nothing you can't handle.
• Icky: Well, thank goodness. And we were told of those rogs you have that are trained to do more than an average dog, which is our version of a rog, BTW.
• Meyers: I can get the idea from there.
• Iago: Well, I guess we have a plan, then. We go down to that ocean lab, and destroy those artifacts so they won't be used by evil again.
• Meyers: Let's make it count. (Suddenly, the alarms were sounded, as they discover that Xerus Omnican forces have arrived) Aw, come on! Relly's back to pester us!
• Relly's voice: ATTENTION! YOU ARE HARBORING XERUS SORROWER FUGITIVES! WE ARE ORDERING YOU TO RELEASE THEM INTO OUR CUSTODY, IMMEDIATELY! YOU HAVE ONE MINUTE TO COMPLY! (He and his Omnican forces armed themselves)
• Meyers:... LOCKDOWN, NOW! (They locked the entire place down)... We're gonna have to use the emergency teleporters to get you to the island! It's clear that the Xerus Sorrowers are not going to let us destroy their family relics.
• Iago: YA' THINK?!?
• Icky: "Still depending on if they CAN be destroyed if Trayus hasn't activated a indestructable spell! Cause that's where Zorra's cube comes in!"
• Brainia: Go! I will aid your escape from here! (They left as she placed a shield around her computer area)
• Relly's voice: "50 seconds and counting?!"
• Icky: (They head out as the Omnican forces starting breaking in)
• Relly's Voice: WHAT PART OF 1 MINUTE DID YOU NOT UNDERSTAND?!?
• Omnican #1: In reptrospect sir, they wouldn't have complied anyway. In fact, I think they already are attempting to run off.
• Relly:... Good point. Let's get them!

Elsewhere.

• Brainia: Guys! The Omnicans are squeezing the HQ on all sides!
• Icky: "WAIT A FREAKING MINUTE, WE STILL HAD AT LEAST AROUND 40 SECONDS?!"
• Meyers: "The bots figured we wouldn't give up and skipped the countdown!"
• Several Omnicans ran down the same hallway after the group
• Meyers: OMNIS AT 6'O CLOCK?! (Omnicans pointed their laser-guided guns at them as they blasted powerful energy that they dodged, and the energy left melted scorched marks when it struck the wall) BRAINIA! IS THERE A WAY TO GET TO THE TELEPORTERS?!?
• Brainia: Relly possibly knows about them and is seeking to stop you from getting there. But his forces are squeezing up the shortcuts. You'll have to take the long way around.
• Iago: Oy, it's ALWAYS the long way!
• Icky: Villains didn't get this far by being stupid, smartass!
• Iago: "But you'd think they let us have at least a workaround!"
• Icky: "Now what kind of freaking baddies they would be if they played fair unless they're honorable types? Typically, ALOT OF THEM ARE FREAKING CHEATS?!"
• Meyers: I have an idea! If we get to the teleporters, they'll likely follow us! Can you initiate the Emp once we go through?
• Brainia:... But that would mean I get shut down.
• Meyers: Yes, but the organic forces will protect you. All enemies are robotic.
• Icky: Wait, won't that kill them? Or, ya in, in bot terms, perimently deactivate them? Or even break them internially?
• Meyers: It's an Emp. It just knocks them out like being smacked with a frying pan.
• Icky: If you say so!
• Meyers: Just get the Emp ready ASAP!
• Brainia: On it! They'll find me soon, so be as quick as possible!
• Meyers: Copy that! Guys, you heard her, step it up RIGHT NOW!!
• Icky: "Okay, okay, don't get pushy!"
• Relly's voice: "To whoever's on the trail of the escapees, don't lose your sight on them and don't let them do anything that could be used against you?!"
• Iago: (They were going down the hall as Omnicans started corning them in every turn, as they fought their way through, with electric attacks, EMP grenades, and so on)
• Meyers: BACK OFF! (He kicks down an Omnican)
• Relly: STOP! NOW!
• Meyers: (They finished them off until Relly appeared)...
• Relly: There you are! (He prepared himself)
• Meyers: Run! RUN! (They ran as Relly chased them)
• Relly: GIVE ME THE FUGITIVES!!! (They locked and barricaded themselves into the teleported room)... GRRRGH!!! OPEN THIS DOOR!! I AM ORDERING YOU TO OPEN THIS DOOR! (Meyers began to set the conordenace to the teleporter)
• Icky: I swear, if this thing turns us inside out, or causes us to end up like Mike Teevee, we are going to shoot something, size be irrevelient!
• Meyers: Just get ready!
• Relly: GET OUT HERE, THAT'S AN ORDER!!! (They activated the teleporter) DON'T GET IN THAT TELEPORTER!!!
• Meyers:... Brainia! Fry them! (They were gone as Relly broke through at last with his adapting shield, but was shocked by the EMP sheild that seemingly stopped him, but he used the shield to adapt to the EMP, as the teleporter shut off into cooldown before he could use it)...
• Relly:... Did you think I would be stopped, by an EMP? Well, you're wrong! And I have just the way to flush you out! (He walks off, finds Brainia, takes her, and leaves)

Uncharted Island

• Icky: (They were teleported there)... WHEW! That was close!
• Iago: Yeah, I thought I was gonna be fried chicken for a second.
• Meyers: "Don't you mean fgakens?"
• Icky: "Potato Pototo!"
• Iago: Let's just go get to that ocean lab.

Xerus Sorrowers HQ

• Whi Ner: You failed to get the fugitives?!
• Relly: I am dreadfully sorry. They used an EMP and knocked out my forces. However, I have brought back leverage. (He shows him Brainia, dropping her down to kneeling level, as she came back online)
• Brainia:... Wha... What ha- (She faced Whi Ner, and analyzed him quickly)..... Awwww, nuts.
• Whi Ner:... Who is this?
• Relly: The XCPD's criminalist Omnican, Brainia. Without her, they cannot do a proper investigation. That means we have crippled them, and we have a greater chance of success. So, I hope this makes up for my failure.
• Whi Ner: "WHAT?! NOOOO, THAT'S MEAN?! PUT HER BACK?!"
• Relly: "BUT-"
• Whi Ner: "I SAID PUT HER BAAAAAAACK?! (STARTS CRYING?!)"
• Relly: "OKAY OKAY OKAY, I'LL HAVE HER SENT BACK?!"
• Whi Ner: "I NEVER WANT YOU TO DO SOMETHING MEAN LIKE THAT AGAIN?!"
• Relly: "My apologies sir."
• Relly draggs Brainia away!
• Whi Ner: (He realizes that his voice was gone, as he was upset)... (Sighs without audio)

Chapter 5: Ocean Lab Raid/Beah Trayus Betrays Whi Ner And Takes Over

Isloated Island

• Meyers: (They arrived at the ocean lab entrance)
• Icky:... I guess this is it.
• Iago: 200 something fathoms straight down to Davy Jones' Locker. (Meyers was about to speak) And before you say it, that's our version of whatever you were thinking.
• Meyers: Then let us move. (They took the turbolift down as they went deep into the water as AUU sea wildlife were seen in the transparent turbolift tube, and they entered an ocean lab, where this music played upon their arrival)

Oceanlab Complex - Deus Ex

• Meyers:... You got the DNA guises ready, right?
• Icky: Yeah, but we need to find a guard and knock them out in order for it to work.
• ???: FREEZE! (Three soldiers armed themselves and pointed at them)
• Icky:... (He threw a small flashbang)
• Guard #1: What the heck is that, a charshmallow or something?
• Guard #2: That doesn't look like any charshmallow I've ever seen before- (The flashbang went off and blinded and deafened them as they were knocked out by Icky and Iago with rubber bullets, thrown into a closet, given DNA for the guises to use, and they were coated in an invisible field)
• Iago:... NOW we got some.
• (Amanda): "Wait a minute! You two used a flash grenade before and yet you still fell victim to one in Warface? That's, kinda a large inconsistentcy."
• (Icky): Kid, inconsistency is our thing. We said we can't be relieable of having our continuity not trip allover itself. Also, again, this was before Warface, so it's only fair we would forget about every random thing we do. Besides, Warface is more cunning than us, and caught us by surprise with that flashbang. Anyway, back to the story...
• Meyers: "You do realise those guys are gonna remember this?"
• Icky: We'll be gone before they even wake up. These rubber bullets have long-acting tranquilizer. It'll keep them out for longer than average. Gives us plenty of time to take care of this s***, and get outta here!
• Meyers:... I hope you two know what you're doing.
• Iago: "You and our critics, buddy."

Further in the Ocean Lab.

• Trayus has casted a spell on the family relics.
• Trayus: "There.... I have now made it that all of the Xerus relics are indestructable to anything they would throw at their way. Should they ever arrive, nobody will challnage the only shorce of the Xerus durable will. Although, there is the possability of them simply taking the items away and out of my reach, then the Xerus Sorrowers will be crippled either way. I must strengthen security." (He presses a few buttons as an elaborate laser grid was set up, as they turned invisible)... Initiate smart-eye! (A smart eye with multiple lines of sight was seen, and put up a black shield)... Let's hope Whi Ner is taking my warning to heart and playing his part. (He left)

Meanwhile...

• Icky: (The three saw the rogs they learned of from Zorra)... Yikes!... Those things look like they could eviscerate us.
• Meyers: Trust me, they can. They're trained to be more vicious than average police rogs.
• Iago:... Lucky for you, I happen to know a nifty trick I learned when teasing Dodger and his friend. Watch and learn! (They flew off)
• Icky: (The two hid cleverly as the rogs started to smell them from feathers they shed and didn't notice)... (The two howled, and then the rogs started doing the same, allowing Meyers to sneak past them and avoid them)... See? What did I tell you?
• Meyers: I thought those rogs would be trained to get around that, but... Whatever! (They head out)
• (Amanda): "Wait a minute! How did you guys knew that?"
• (Icky): Hey, we knew that strategy long before Zootopia made it popular, kid. It's kinda in their nature.

A hallway filled with overcomplicated security measures.

• The trio arrive and see security measures everywhere.
• Icky: ".... Wow. Trayus REALLY wants to protect his assets."
• Meyers: Isn't that the point?
• Icky: Yeah, but... This makes him look a LITTLE too desperate.
• Iago: You say that every time security is THIS top-notch.
• Icky: Bite me!
• Meyers: Now, now, you two, we have a job to do!
• (Brainia): (On transmission) Guys! Are you okay? Did you make it?
• Meyers:... Brainia? Is that you?
• (Brainia): Yeah! I was captured by Relly requesting me to be a hostage, but Whi Ner yelled at him to return me. He felt doing so would be, mean.......
• Iago:... Are you kidding me? He calls himself a good villain leader? HAH!
• Icky: Wow, I'm starting to think that heroism is too easy for us now. Seriously, what is up with villains acting this stupid and ignorant these days? It's like the plot WANTS us to be flawless.
• Meyers: Guys, guys, guys! At least be happy his stupidity played in our favor.
• Icky: Yeah! What a retard! So, how do we get through this?
• Iago: "Well it doesn't look like there's an obvious off-switch, so, we're gonna have to brave through it."
• (Brainia): Not easy, I'm afraid.
• Icky: Oh, it's NEVER ea-
• (Brainia): Shut up, please! I cannot tolerate this frivolous banter of yours. You guys are lucky I'm still around to guide you around these security measures. You need to know that your target room is coated with invisible laser beams, and most concerning of all, a smart-eye.
• Meyers:... A smart-eye? You cannot be serious!
• Iago: What's a 'smart eye'?
• Meyers: An efficient revolutionary evolution of camera and surveillance technology. It's an AI combined with a camera, that literally oversees the entire room in any way of sight imaginable. It sees everything. Even the best stealth technology cannot avoid it. It has the ability to get around any camouflage.
• (Brainia): Exactly. You can sneak through laser grids, audio and motion sensors, booby-traps, but if you don't take out that smart-eye, then you cannot hope to get to those relics. So, my best suggestion, is to take that out first.
• Meyers: How do we do that?
• (Brainia): There's a control room somewhere. You find the right switch or button, you can be able to turn off the smart-eye. But do know that security in that room will not be any easier. The Omnican guarding that room is very aggressive and will not take kindly to intruders. It even frightens Relly.
• Iago: Well, that's good to know.
• (Brainia): But you DO have EMP grenades, correct?
• Meyers: We ALWAYS have Emp grenades.
• Icky: Could you PLEASE stop saying it like that? It's weird, even for us.
• Meyers: Sorry, but it's grown on us. Robots still refer to it as it is, but we have said it like that for so long, we're stuck with it.
• Icky: Oy! Brainia, can you help us get to the control room?
• (Brainia): As soon as I have the place mapped out. Once I do, I'll be able to map out your attack. Oh, and uh, keep an eye out for Trayus. His powers can have you rendered moot in a millisecond. Avoid him at all costs!
• Icky: Given his mind-control, I'd say that's a good call. Until then, you have a way to get through this security?
• Brainia: Figure it out! (She ended transmission)
• Icky: "...... I hate it when people leave us with that little clichéd saying."
• Meyers: Well, she IS gonna be busy with mapping this place. We need to figure this out ourselves. Let's just go.
• The trio began to look for a way through the security measures.
• Meyers: Now, how do we get through?
• Icky: "We're thinking, we're thinking!"
• Iago: Wait... Shouldn't those guard rogs be smelling us by now? They CAN smell us, right?
• Icky: "I took care of that."

Elsewhere.

• The rogs are seen covering up their noses as a giant plate of really good cheese is seen.

Back to the trio.

• Iago/Meyers/(Amanda): "You defeated highly trained guard dogs/rogs with good cheese?"
• Icky/(Icky): "Hey come on, it's a comedy. What did you expect?"
• (Amanda):... I'm starting to think you use comedy as an excuse to dodge consistency and conflict.
• (Icky): "Hey, not intentionally, mind you! It's not that the producer's bothered with the idea of conflict or anything, it's just that this series is mostly suppose to be for laughs and having fun, with some world saving added it."
• (Amanda): Well, I still feel like you're doing it to avoid conflict. I mean-
• (Icky): Just roll with it! Back to the story.
• Icky: So, yeah, they won't be a bother. Let's see if we can get around this laser grid.
• Iago: Why don't we just wing it, and fly and jump secret-agent style?
• Meyers: Ya sure that's a good idea? I'm not a very athletic person.
• Iago: Is there any other way?
• Meyers: There should be! This is NOT a secret-agent movie! I can't just jump across these beams!
• Icky: I'm sure you can figure this out. You are a chief of law enforcement. Now let's move! (They flew through as Meyers sighed)
• Meyers: Brainia? Is my teleporter functional?
• (Brainia): It took damage during your flee from Relly. So, no. However, I can recommend that you use the refractor device to guide the beams and form a path of your own.
• Meyers: Good suggestion! (He took out a small device)
• Icky:... What's that?
• Meyers: It's a refractor. It uses a path of redirecting super-molecules to redirect laser beams. It can be useful in these situations. (He uses the device to guide all beams away and started to form a clear path)...
• Icky:... Well... Handy.
• Meyers: It is. Among the hardest to invent or manufacture, too. The molecular technology is hard to replicate.
• Iago: Well, then, let's move!
• (Brainia): Do remember that there are motion and audio sensors. They will sound the alarm automatically if what it senses it deems a threat. Some security measures are operated by a calculative artificial semi-intelligence, which I'd like to dub CASI.
• Meyers: Amusing, Brainia. Do you have the place mapped out yet?
• (Brainia): I'm working on it. It's 76% complete. Just keep moving.

Elsewhere.

• Trayus was seen with several servents in the relic room.
• Trayus: "I know alot of you are confused about being here, but trust me, in light of a growing concern, we must prepare preperations to get the relics into safety. Do not trust the silence, as we are dealing with professionals. They most likely done something to surpass even the guard rogs and are already surpassing the security measures. So make haste and make sure all relics are ready for transport. Failure is not an opition."
• The servents acted and began to make preperations.
• Trayus: Let's hope Whi Ner is not screwing this over!

Xerus HQ

• Whi Ner: (He was preparing a speech drone, programming it as he still couldn't speak)

Ocean Lab

• Icky, Iago, and Meyers were side-stepping against the wall and away from the security!
• Icky: "Well, at least this is good exsirsize."
• Meyers: "Is this really a time for levity?"
• Iago: We're walking levity spewers, get used to it!
• Icky: Yeah. We Lodgers usually don't take situations like this seriously, and for good reason. Now, let's just keep moving.
• (Brainia): Alright! The map is ready! I've got the guide mapped out for you.
• Meyers: Good! Where do we find the control room to deactivate the smart eye?
• (Brainia): You'll find it in one of the deepest rooms beneath the sea floor in sea caves. The relic room is also underground, and in the central room. But be careful. The lab is set up like a maze designed to lead intruders into traps. But don't worry. I have a way to guide you there. The relic room is not accessible by a turbolift as it takes a teleporter to reach it, being built in a sea cave deep underground. But the control room can be accessed by a turbolift, and it is designed to survey every corner of the lab. Also, don't forget about the Omnican running the control room. Like I said, it's not very friendly.
• Iago: When AREN'T our enemies very friendly? Well, I guess we have a plan then.

The door to the control room.

• 4 tired looking guards are seen before it.
• Guard one yawns.
• Guard 2: "Why are we here? No one even knows this island exists. Having security's pointless if no one's gonna think to- (Yawns), come to an island they don't think exists."
• Guard #3: Yeah! This seems like a LOTTA work to defend a lab in the middle of a island not even charted in offictal planet Xerus maps!
• Guard #4: Makes you wonder if Crunger's lost his edge- (A blast was heard) YIKES?! (An Omnican with powerful hand cannons, a brain case, Overwatch Omnic-like eyes, white armor, colorful glowing tubes and lighting, and 4 legs like a tripod)
• Crunger: You were wondering WHAT?!?
• Guard #1:... We said nothing sir! Sorry!
• Crunger: This island may be secluded, but seclusion can only get you so far. Trayus claimed that there's the possibility that some misfits have found our location, and is seeking out the Xerus family relics that give the Xerus Sorrowers hope! And I will NOT let that happen! We've worked too hard to let our hopes be crushed by some interdimensional birdbrains and the chief of XCPD! I suggest you bun-holes perk up, and STOP acting like you've suffered HPNS!
• Guard #2:... Yes, sir!
• Crunger: Now get geared up to defend this control room for a fight! If they get into that room, I'll make sure their pain is merciless but quick! They must NOT reach the controls for the smart eye! (He enters, as the door got a laser grid to defend it)
• Guard #4:... You heard him, boys! Don't let your guard down for a second!
• The guards, though still struggling to keep up, began to pick up the pace.

Meanwhile...

• Meyers: (They were taking out cameras)... The last thing we need is for any cameras to spot us.
• Icky: Yeah! They can be annoying sometimes.
• Meyers: Anyway, we're almost at the turbolift to the control room. Be sure to brace yourselves for any security.
• (Amanda): "Wait, what about the guard in-charged of the camera room? Won't he be concerned with the cameras going out?"

Camera room.

• A camera guard is seen asleep and snoring, not noticing the camera screens going to static at all.
• (Amanda): "..... No further questions."
• (Icky): "Hey, I know you sound disappointed, but trust me, remember that the Xerus guys are kinda not in their prime and best shape. It's only expected the security is as mostly chopy as it is with only a handful of comfident threats."
• (Iago): "If it helps kid, the Tibella in the later story do MORE then pick up the slack! Trust me, they're gonna be a HIGHLIGHT of this story for you."

Back to the trio.

• Meyers: "Wait.... I just realise..... What about the camera room guard?"
• Icky: Oh, I'm sure he's just stupidly falling asleep on the job.
• Meyers:... Seems unprofessional.
• Icky: If I had a nickel for every time we heard that. Let's just get through this and find that control room, wreck everyone's s***, shut off that eye, and get those relics!
• Meyers: It would go much quicker if you'd be quiet! (They continued using their equipment to avoid the laser grid, stopped when the motion detectors flashed, tiptoed when they approached audio sensors, and managed to make it to the turbolift to the control room)... There it is!
• The same dreary guards from a prior seen were seen.
• Icky: "Yeesh.... They look like they need some expresso, stat."
• Iago: Way ahead of you! (Takes out a hot coffee cannon)
• Icky: WHOA, that's a little too overkill.
• Meyers:... Are you always so 'LOL, I'm so random'?
• Iago: Sometimes, yes. Our worlds are as random as you'd expect in a cartoon.
• Meyers: Well, can you pull out an amazing plasmathrower out of your-
• Iago: Wait... You can put plasma in a flamethrower?
• Meyers:... Yes. Science helps you do that. It's a way to use a flamethrower underwater. You can also make flamethrowers have chemical flames, radioactive flames, cold flames, essentially anything.
• Icky:... If Kowalski was here, I'm sure he'd look like he has rabies right now. And to answer your question, it's not so easy to pull an awesome interdimensional gun out of your rectum, espeically if we didn't even knew about it. Even for Rico, it'd hurt like heck. And besides, hold off the free coffie plan, Iags. There's a MUCH BETTER way to get past these guys.
• Meyers: And that would be?
• Iago: "(Pulls out a music box and plays this music.)"

1 Hour of Relaxing Music Box Sleep Music Instrumental

• The four guards ploped to the floor and went to sleep!
• Meyers: "...... Well..... I didn't figure that would easily work."
• Icky: Nothing soothes a tired goon more then soft music box melodies. Helps that these ain't primo baddies either. (They got into the control room)

Control Room

• Crunger: (He was managing the control console, as he checked the cameras on the camera guy as he saw him asleep, and got the microphone ready, turning it up to high)... DEPUTY MACTOSH, WHAT IN THE NAME OF THE BOUNDARY CLUSTER ARE YOU DOING?!? (The sleeping guard was scared awake)...
• Deputy MacTosh: "Sorry, sir!"
• Crunger: Sorry? You KNOW there's the possibility of intruders! Sleeping at a maximum priority is punishable with a SEVERE penalty! If your nap played in the intruders' favor, expect me to be REALLY upset!
• Deputy MacTosh: "Sorry, sir! I- (Sees the screens with several of them staticy) SIR, THE CAMERAS ARE OFFLINE!!!"
• Crunger: (Sees this and growls)... Your lucky I have bigger fish to fry, idiot?! Well, I'd better hope those guards aren't suffering the same- (He saw them asleep from a personal screen) ARE YOU KIDDING ME?!
• Deputy MacTosh:... Wow, why are we so incompetent?
• Crunger: (Growls) IDIOTS! (He presses the alarm button as it blares loudly, then runs off quickly)

Heroes Location.

• Meyers:... They found us!
• Icky: (Ding) But at least we made it to the- (Crunger plowed his hand through the turbolift door, and threw all three of them into the room, then this music played)

Deus Ex - 036 - Enemy Within - Combat

• Crunger: (He arms himself with digitally-constructed and crazy guns as they screamed like girls) DON'T MOVE, INTRUDERS, AND I'LL MAKE IT QUICK AND PAINLESS... I MEAN, AS PAINLESS AS PAIN CAN BE, DEPENDING ON HOW LONG YOU SURVIVE THE BLASTS, BUT YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN! (The weapons charged up as they dodged) STOP MOVING!!! (He continued firing as they got their firearms out to fight back)... GET YOUR BUTTS OUT HERE, FIGHT LIKE MEN, AND DIE LIKE MEN!!!
• Icky: WOW! You weren't kidding when you said this guy was intolerable of intruders. This guy always seems to scream bloody murder.
• Crunger: *PYOOM* BLOODY MURDER!!! *PYOOM* BLOODY MURDER!!!
• Icky/(Amanda):... And literally, apparently.
• Iago: (They continued fighting him off as they had a hard time shooting him) *BANG* FUDGE *BANG* THIS *BANG* HORSE *BANG* S***!!! (Crunger blasted him into baldness)... Ow! (Wheezes and falls to the ground)
• Crunger: LAST CHANCE! SURRENDER AND ACCEPT ARREST!!! (He morphs his arms digitally into miniguns and unloaded on them)
• Iago: (Still bald) OH, S***!!! (He ducked for cover)
• Meyers: We're no match for this kind of firepower and armor.
• Icky: You have an EMP?
• Meyers: Given that he fought intruders with simular weaponry before, he's likely going to expect that and shoot it before it activated.... And that you JUST said it out loud!
• Crunger: "Yeah, I totally heard that!"
• Icky: F***!
• Crunger: But in all seriousness, GET THE F*** OUT HERE!! (He approached them in their cover, and took out a plasmathrower)
• Meyers: (Saw him do that) AW, CAUTER CUBS!!! (They dodged the incoming plasma flames which melted the cover quickly)
• Icky: Ouch! That fire packs a punch! (The plasma melted his tail feathers)... AW, YOU MOTHERF****R!!!
• Crunger: (He converted to the miniguns again and fired)
• Meyers: UGGHH!!! We can't get through this! Crunger's one of the best anti-intruder Omnicans ever manufactured.
• Icky: (Gets a smug grin) Not to mention the most reckless. He pretty much did out job for us.
• Crunger:... WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAA?!? (He noticed the damage he did, as it was causing much of the machinery to malfunction)... That DOES IT!
• Crunger gets rid of the group's cover spot, and aims at them, and was about to fire until only clicks are heard.
• Crunger: "....... Oh please don't f**king tell me I exhausted my entire ammo?!"
• Iago: "Ha! Now your just a bot without bite!"
• Crunger: "I CAN STILL BREAK YOU APART PHYSICALLY?!"
• Icky: "Okay, but first, a final handshake to send us off. (Icky points out his wing)."
• Crunger: "Wha.... Oh sure, I'm in honorable bot. (Reaches out and shakes his wing, then suddenly Crunger got zapped!) GAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH?!"
• Crunger was showned to hacve touched a cleverly hidden EMP in shape of a Joybuzzer in Icky's wing as he shut down.
• Icky got his wing out, reveiled the the device, then gently pushed the big bulking menace down as it fell with a crash!
• The Deputy was seen hiding and saw this....
• Mactosh: "..... Wow, that's a dumb way to be defeated!"
• Meyers knocked him out!
• Mactosh: "OW?!"
• Icky: ".... Hidden EMP joybuzzer trick. Gets them every time. I so have to thank Kolwalski for making this for me."
• Iago/(Amanda): "Since WHEN did you have an EMP joybuzzer?"
• Icky/(Icky): Kowalski made it in the event of a robot attack. We/I just borrowed it, and forgot to bring it back.
• Meyers/(Amanda): Is heroism that easy for you?
• Icky/(Icky): It can go either way depending on the writing.
• Icky: Let's just get to the relic room! (They took off)

Elsewhere.

• Trayus and paniced servents came out as guards were being assembled with 'hup-hup-hup-hup-hup' sounds.
• Trayus: WHAT THE DEUCE IS GOING ON?!? (He used his magic relics to see the heroes, Gasps)... Oh, right, them. They surprised me even when I anpsipate it! (On comlink) WHI NER!!! THE HEROES ARE ATTACKING THE-
• (Translator Bot): (Steven Hawking-like voice) We're sorry. Mister Whi Ner Xerus cannot come to the phone right now. Please leave a message after the blorp. (The Family Guy It's A Trap blorp was heard)
• Trayus:... Since when did his answering machine sound like a computer function?

Xerus Sorrowers HQ

• Translator Bot:... I am still not feeling ethically sound about this, sir.
• Whi Ner signel in hand jestures that he has to do it anyway!

Ocean Lab

• Trayus: UGH! SERVENTS?! PLEASE TELL ME YOU SECURED THE RELICS?!
• Servent 1: "We paniced and lef them unfinished!"
• Trayus: "WHAT?!"

Ocean Lab Relic Room

• Icky: (They came in, seeing the smart eye malfunctioning and shutting down with a 'fyoom', as all the relics were seen)... Jackpot!
• (Brainia): Those are the relics alright. However, I am detecting a spectral essence among them.
• Icky: Eh, I'm sure it's nothing! (Puts on the Gloves from Zorra and grabs a Xerus Hammer) NOW LET'S MASK CLOCK THESE ACCURSED RELICS!! (The two watched as he committed crazy destruction off camera)... Okay, what gives? Zorra told us these things can wreck eachother.
• (Brainia): Apparently, they have been made indestructible to even eachother, so as to keep them from being destroyed.
• Iago: Oh, I'm sorry, I think we have the wrong number. Can you connect us to S*** Sherlock, first name No?
• (Brainia): That is not called for, Mr. Iago.
• Iago: Just tell us how to get rid of these things.
• Meyers: Let's just get these relics back to HQ.
• Icky: Way ahead of you! (He sings this as he pulls out the artifact sucker cube and sucked the relics in, then they took off)

I've got a lovely bunch of Dragon Balls by TeamFourStar

• Trayus: (Came in) CURSE THE GODS, THEY'RE GONE! AND THEY TOOK OFF WITH THE RELICS!!!
• MacTosh: Sir! I found a note!
• Trayus: Lemme see that! (Reads it)... It just says 'Dear Xerus Scum', and it's a picture of a butt. And a opening mouth next to it. And, me?
• Mactosh: "I think it's trying to say, that you can-"
• Trayus: "DON'T COMPLETE IT! It accured to me what he was trying to write."
• Mactosh: "Oh. So.... How are you gonna keep Whi Ner from being.... Whi Ner, without those things?"
• Trayus: "..... That, reminds me."

HQ.

• The Relics were piled up.
• Icky: "So, with the relics indestructable, and just sending these to a museum is a bad idea, what are we suppose to do with these things?"
• Brainia: "Well, there is an anichent Xerus family spell that is said to banish the relics to the Xerus dimention only it's purest elders can access. And thankfully, since alot of the Xerus family aren't exactly, alive or pure, the relics being sent there will be a forgone concludtion."
• Icky: "Well you better contact a local magic guy, because there's no telling how long it will be before Trayus makes Whi Ner assemble the calvery!"
• Brainia: And I would be happy to do that, if not for the fact that the Xerus Family is pretty much the only magic ones on this planet. Aside from them, Xerus is pretty much, a non-magical world.
• Icky and Iago facepalm moaned!
• Icky: "I was wondering when our luck finally runs out."
• Iago: Then we need to keep them in a safe place until we can find one.
• Ryner: Don't see how easy that will be. Trayus, with the relic he has left, his staff, can track their location. The best thing you could do would be to play a game of hot spoxxato.
• Icky: Well, unless you wanna have us be beaten across these UUniverses by a magic Falcon Punch, we don't have much of a choice. Let's hope to all the karma in these UUniverses, that it doesn't get any worse from there.

Xerus Sorrowers HQ

• Trayus: (On Holonet) ALL Xerus artifacts!... TAKEN FROM ME, by two Lodgers! (He threw it away)... Do you have ANY idea how serious this is, nephew?!? You have just cost us our family relics! What do you have to say for yourself? (Whi Ner was still mute)... Well?... You can't speak, can you?... Did you whine when I specifically told you not to? (He nodded no)... (He played the security transmission that showed him ordering Brainia being freed)...
• Whi Ner:...
• Trayus:... Well... I guess SOMEONE has ignored me. This was PRECISELY what I was talking about, Whi Ner! I trusted you with a single chance to lead responsibly, and keep this organization alive... AND YOU DIDN'T TAKE ADVANTAGE OF A HOSTAGE?!? IF WE HAD HER AROUND, NONE OF THIS WOULD'VE HAPPENED! YOU HAVE JUST COST US ALL OUR FAMILY RELICS, YOU INCOMPETENT SON OF A GRUTT!!! AND YOU SAY IT'S NOT NICE?!? WE'RE NOT SUPPOSED TO BE NICE, YOU F*****G IDIOT!!!... (Sighs)... You were warned! I'm taking over the Xerus Sorrowers! (He was shocked and tried to say no) Don't try to fight it! We lost our most powerful relics and artifacts, and it's ALL YOUR FAULT! YOU ARE A DISGRACE TO OUR FAMILY NAME! I WARNED YOU THERE WOULD BE CONSEQUENCES, AND I WASN'T KIDDING! You just made the BIGGEST mistake of your LIFE! (He tries to plead with him, but he only sung this)

Aladdin - Prince Ali (Reprise) (HD)

• Trayus: (After he cast a powerful spell on him that regressed him into a mentally-retarded babyish mutant)... Har was right about you! You are nothing to your family! And you never will be again, because your ignorance is so unforgivable and inexcusable, I find you are of no worth to the Xerus Sorrowers anymore. Heck, I came because I felt sorry for you. I wanted the Alliance to suffer what they did to our great king. I wanted to better you since you took over. But you have clearly learned NOTHING, even if I try to pound the sense into your tiny brain! I'm sure Har would've played a FAR better role than you will ever do, but I guess I have to take over in thanks to his undeniable absence! So, for the rest of your days, you will never speak, you will never be recognizable to ANY of your family, you will have no one to support or help you, you cannot defend yourself, all you will be, is an ugly childish freak and a whining nuisance to the environment, civilization, and yourself! Permanent, too, so I mean it when I say, it's the biggest mistake of your life. (Whi Ner was angry) What? Oh, I betrayed you? You had it coming. Why WOULDN'T you be betrayed after you just destroyed your own power? Face it, nephew... You brought this upon yourself! (He continues the song as he throws him into an abandoned building, then brought it to live and caused it to have spider legs and make it run off, finishing his song as everyone watching was shocked)... Now then, as the new leader of the Xerus Sorrowers, my first decree, is to DECLARE WAR ON OUR ENEMIES, AS OF NOW! (He cackles like Jafar after finishing his reprise of Prince Ali)

Chapter 6: Disbatching The Xerus Losers

Action news.

• News Anchur: "This just in! Not long after the police started to raid the formerly uncharted island of a Xerus Sorrowers owned mansion and secret lab, an abandon building is seen flying across the planet at the speed of a average speed spaceship! And to top off the total mind-messery, the Xerus Group seemed to have finally lost thier incompidence as they have made the bold move to declare war on the Xerus goverment in thanks to two underling members of a hero group not even native to our universes, as the new leader Trayus, has this to say in a broadcasted speech."
• Trayus: "MAKE NO MISTAKE, PEOPLE OF XERUS?! The days of the Xerus Sorrowers self-harming ways ends now?! With me in-charged, you can finally see the rise of a more compident Xerus Sorrowers, starting with the destruction of your precious pro-allience goverment! And you have two interfearing aliens to thank for that! They stolen my family's relics and forced me to entrapped my nefpew into the very flying building you likely had seen by now! But..... I'm a reasonable abfibian. I'm more then willing to call off the war, that I promise you, in 4 days time, will become more like the second coming of the Tibella Inquizition itself after we are finished with major upgrades in our forces, in the mere return for the relics, and the willful surrender of the two aliens. You do that, and we'll leave your alien cuddling goverment alone for the time being until we would deside to go after it in a future date for any nessersary reason. If not, then be warned that we are NO longer afraid to bite as hard as we bark! Conisder it, your ONLY warning!"
• News Anchur: "Who knows the fate of Xerus could reside now with this defeluptment."

Govenor's office.

• The Govenor sighed as he watched the news......
• Icky and Iago were nerviously before him.
• The Govenor: "..... Look..... It's not that your actions aren't appresiated. (Turns to face them). But, I'm worried that our fears are realised, inadvertingly thanks to you. It was only a matter of time before Trayus did the unspeakable to a member of his own family, but, we never figured it be like this."
• Icky: "Look, if it helps, if it wasn't for Trayus malmitulating his nefpew to-"
• The Govenor: "I know of the details, I know. Had the Xerus group left ya alone, we wouldn't be having all this. But all the same.... I would really like for you two to find a way to REALLY make up for this, or else..... We got another Tibella situation here. And if you ever seen what goes on in that system..... You would be more then motivated to stop the Xerus Sorrowers!"
• Icky: "Look, we get the idea that the bad guys are gonna get worse. But apart from his staff, alot of the relics are goneso! And given what he did to Whi Ner, the Xerus group would only be loyal to him through being afraid of him! Fear loyalty is not true loyalty!"
• The Govenor: "Be that as it may, reminding them of that isn't exactly gonna trigger a rebelion against him. They are still united by the fact that they share equil hard feelings for the Allience for what they did to their king and that alot of their family were forcefully sterilised to discourge them from being a repeated problem. Though, with some members either neglected because of accsident or bad hindsight in believeing they can't become a threat or simpley couldn't be caught, still able to breed, well, we have the Xerus Sorrowers now. And, we were fine with them not being much of a problem baring a few instences, but.... Now that Whi Ner ain't in charged anymore, and with Trayus insisting that they'll be like this planet's own Tibella Inquizition, I worry we can't easily fight back. I can already see it. This system ends up another Tibella system and the Allience is forced to forsaken us because there's little they can do against a far too persistent threat. And it would not be right to accept false and temporary peace to give them back the relics and surrender good heroes only doing their job. So, we have to settle for the next best thing..... We have to fight them in their home base and hit it so hard, even Trayus will be left bewildered."
• Icky: "Well since the planet's millaterry is clearly stronger then the Xerus group, then why not-"
• The Govenor: "Because of the Omnican facter!"
• Icky: "Figures."
• The Govenor: "The only true threat of having a direct assult is the Omnicans. Espeically Relly. That is why it's about time those bots stop fighting for hateful xenophobes and/or thrill hungry anarchists and start fighting for the good guys!"
• Iago: "Oh yeah, espeically that even they should feel kinda disgusted by what Trayus did."
• The Govenor: "Well, they would if it wasn't for that infernal loyalty program. But luckly, Brainia has a solution to this."
• Brainia reveiled a computerised bug.
• Brainia: "Say hello to the program sucker Cybertick. This cute little guy will zap away the loyalty program and free the Omnicans from the Xerus group control."
• Icky: "Oh, okay. Then we'll just take the cutester to their centrel computer and-"
• Brainia: "That's the thing. Relly himself, IS the main control of the Omnicans. He's pretty much why the Omnicans are such a compident threat compaired to the organics."
• Icky: "..... So, we have, to get that cute thing, to bite Relly, to rid the Omnicans of the loyalty program?"
• Brainia: "Pretty much."
• Iago: "But how do you know that?"
• Brainia: "Did you really think I intended myself to be kidnapped and not figured Whi Ner would be sensitive about "being mean" for nothing? I have a program that simulares me being shut down when an EMP attack is issue. I mean, I am apart of the police force after all, sometimes we're subugated by vengeful criminals or the enraged public during times of controversey, so while EMPS do hurt, I can slowly recover with a simulated program that protects me from true shutdown. Above all, I only allowed Relly the small victory to study him. And I got the infomation from these two gossoping goons."

Flashback.

• Relly was with two average soldiers.
• Soldier 1: "Soooo..... Is, it true that, as suppose to a central computer, you're the shorce of the loyalty program in all the Omnicans?"
• Relly: "Yes?"
• Soldier 2: "Well, why is that, and not the more easier one?"
• Relly: "Because with a centrol computer, one sent virus and it's done! Remember that I was once part of a noble line of speicalised Omnicans meant to desimeant hate groups like you idiots-"
• Soldier 2: "I joined for thrills, actselly."
• Relly: "I meant generally as a hate group. Your anarchist population is meager at best. Anyway, I was designed to destroy groups like GENERALLY you people and undeniablely the Tibella?! But they acted too swift even for me, and exploited the little drawbacks my kind had and sent me into space in hopes I would never be found.... Until I came to serve you jokes. You haven't even congured your native planet yet, as it still has a pro-U- I mean, Pro-ALLIENCE goverment and is encouraging alien acceptence. Had it not been for the Omnicans that were left overs of many fights with the Tibella, you'd think this world would've otherwise be perimently done with you laughingstocks! But I sidetracked. I am made a moble main central hub for all of the Omnicans here, so, with this enfurneal loyalty program, kept the Omnicans, bots of otherwise high moral fiber, in serving the Xerus Group and helping this madness."
• Soldier 1: "Ohh yeah, and since your such a butt-kicker, no one's gonna mess with you!"
• Soldier 2: "Ya sure that's a good idea to admit all that infront of that bot cop?"
• Relly: "Ohh don't worry, not only is she deactivated, she'll pretty much be kept here for here on out."
• Soldier 1: "I, don't know about that. Whi Ner's, very sensitive about "Being Mean" to people like that."
• Soldier 2: "He's sensitive about everything! In fact, when he was warned about the duo aliens escaping-"

Inter-Flashback

• Xerus Sorrower Soldier #3: Mr. Xerus!
• Whi Ner Xerus: Not now, General! I'm working on my virt-blog!
• Xerus Sorrower Soldier #3: Sir, this is impo- (Whi Ner starts whining like a bitch) OKAY, OKAY, FINE!! I'LL JUST INFORM THE ADVISER INSTEAD?! Sheesh!

After Interflashback.

• Solder 1: "Oh that is NOTHING to how we complained about not getting a video game."

Another Interflashback.

• Xerus Sorrower Officer: "For the last time sir, we are NOT spending our money to get you a new gaming system while those weirdos are still out there."
• Whi Ner Xerus: (Cries like a bitch again)
• Xerus  Sorrower Officer: SIR, CALM DOWN! I AM GOING TO GET YOU THAT GAME AND FINISH OFF THOSE WEIRDOES!! YOU JUST NEED TO BE PATIENT!
• Whi Ner Xerus: You'd better! Because I'll be DAMNED if I gotta spend another day not doing virt-blogs!! We wouldn't wanna end up like the LAST guy who disappointed me, now would we? (A dead guy was seen with a foamy mouth upon being exposed to Whi Ner's whines)
• Xerus Sorrower Officer: (Shivers) I still question the logic behind whining a guy to death!

Present.

• Soldier 2: "How DOES he do that?"
• Soldier 1: "Well, the frinquinetcy was high enough that the brain had a migraining sezisure, and, that was that."
• Relly: "Your points are?"
• Both Soldiers: "That Whi Ner is difficult to work with!"
• Soldier #2: And I know that from exspearience! Let's just say 50% of my ears are now scar tissue after one of those situations.
• Relly: Well, he'd BETTER take his uncle's warning to heart. Because I swear, if he does not, I am going to take matters into my OWN hands, and ensure that I go as far away as possible to avoid those do-gooders' wrath, this time armed to the teeth with upgrades, and anything that will ensure they do not get the upper hand this time.
• Soldier #1:... Can't you adapt with those nanobots inside of you? Heck, you resisted the Emp.
• Relly: Yes, but there are EMPs designed to fry nanobots. If they discover a device that could do that, then we're history. If Whi Ner does NOT take his uncle's warning to reason, then I'm out of here!
• Soldier #1:... You're not suggesting going AWOL!
• Relly: NOT, AWOL! I don't even think you know what that means. It means leaving and renouncing loyalty. I'm leaving, but NOT renouncing loyalty. It's a way to protect myself.
• Soldier #2: More like running away like a pu- (Relly started choking him) AHHK!!
• Relly: FINISH THAT SENTENCE LIKE YOU UNDERSTAND STRATEGY, AND I WILL KILL YOU... AND THEN HIM AS WELL, JUST TO PROVE A POINT! RUNNING AWAY IS NOT WEAKNESS! ARE YOU SAYING THAT A TACTICAL RETREAT IS A COWARD'S WAY OUT?!?
• Soldier #2: N-NO!!!
• Relly: ARE YOU SAYING THAT TAKING ON A FOE THAT COULD ANNIHILATE AN ENTIRE VILLAIN DYSTOPIA, EVEN WHEN LITTLE IN NUMBERS, AND MAKES EVEN THE WORST OF FOES LOOK LIKE JOKES BY JUST CALLING THEM FGAKEN, REGARDLESS OF THE OUTCOME, IS STRENGTH?!?
• Soldier #2: NO!!!
• Relly: ARE YOU ASSUMING THAT THEY'RE EASY TO BEAT JUST BECAUSE THEY MOON THE CAMERA OR PULL CRAZY S*** OUTTA THEIR PERSONS LIKE THEY'RE JUST BASIC HOLO-CLOWNS?!?
• Soldier #2: NO!!!
• Relly: DO THEY LOOK LIKE CLOWNS?!?
• Soldier #2: NO!!
• Relly: DID YOU EVER HEAR THE SAYING 'NEVER JUDGE A BOOK BY IT'S COVER'?!?
• Soldier #2: YES!!!
• Relly: ARE YOU AN APPOINTED STRATEGIST AUTHORIZED TO JUDGE ONE'S ACTIONS?!?
• Soldier #2: NO-A-A-A-A-A-A-AAAAHHKK!!
• Soldier #1: RELLY, I THINK HE GETS THE POINT!!!
• Relly: I bet he does! (He lets him go as he gasps for air)... Don't want any of THAT cartoon nonsense! You two better be more competent than the other d***-sn****rs, and do NOT expect those guys to be fair game! You laugh at them, then next thing you know, they pull an ΘMEN Cannon right out of their poopers, and waste you like you were Styrofoam dummies! Even if it's only two comic relief members, they are NOT to be trifled with, OR judged! (Turning up his volume setting) UNDERSTAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAND?!?!?!?!?!?
• Soldier #1: AAAHHH, MY EARS!!
• Soldier #2:... Y-Y-Y-Yes, sir!
• Relly: Excellent. Now then, if you'll excuse me, I must play my part, and hope the Gods are merciful on you pitiful losers! (He leaves)

Present

• Icky:... Wow! Relly SURE knows how to assert himself, AND plan as well as Trayus can.
• Brainia: Precisely. But, Relly ensured that all EMP types designed to target even the most defended of nanobots are to be in THEIR custody so as to not have it used against them. I just so happened to take this one when he wasn't looking.
• Meyers:... Clever machine!
• Brainia: Oh, don't flatter me! Anyway, we'll have to find Relly in order to stop Trayus and the Xerus Sorrowers once and for all.
• Zorra: Okay, so, let's find him. How do we begin?
• Brainia: "You guys simply need to find the Xerus Base."
• Icky: "We kinda been there before."
• Brainia: "But you only mostly saw their council room and the prison. Much else is kinda a mystery. Your going to have to get a guide to help you through."
• Icky: "Then good thing we have Riner and his cousin."
• Brainia: "They would only know certain points, as impourent places, like where the Omnicans go, are off limits to them. You need a guide that's allowed to go everywhere."
• Zorra: "So that means, we need to snag us that manchild Whi Ner."
• Icky: "That ain't gonna be easy. One, he's likely cursed into a hidious being, calling that as a hunch by the way, and is clearly trapped in a flying building flying at average ship speeds. Also, that would run the risk of shortening our short enough as it is timeline, of which I'm glad Patrick wasn't here to ruin, giving that that thing won't hold still for anyone!"
• Iago: "Also, we are without our wrecked van, of which the Xerus Group still have!"
• Meyers: "We're willing to lend you two our hover crusers. Whi Ner is botu an impourent asset and someone in distress. His mental condition would not handle any possable deformity. He could be on the path to ending himself."
• Icky: "Yikes! Then no time to lose! Where's the flying abandon building!?"
• Everyone points the one and see that the Flying Building was over the city not too far.
• Icky: "..... Oh. Well let's still hurry cause that thing clearly will be waiting for no one!"

Flying Building

• Whi Ner: (The building eventually rested in a snowy environment as it crashed, yet Whi Ner was still alive, and still a defomed Golem-like figure)... AAH!... AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!! (The yell echoes)...
• Icky: (He and Iago were seen following in hover cruisers, as they heard the yells)... That's him alright! I recognize that Jerry Lewis voice ANYWHERE!
• Iago: (They landed and found Whi Ner) WHA?!?
• Whi Ner: AAAHH!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!! (He communicated in whines)
• Icky:... Well... This will be a snap!
• Iago: Yeah! Trayus betrayed him harder than I thought.
• Icky: Can't really blame him. If I had to put up with (Does NC's Robin Whiner Dialogue), I'd do the same to him in a fitting karma. I never thought I'd say it, but in this situation, betraying him was a smart move to make. But don't get me wrong, it's still morally inexcuseable, but in practically practice, it was for the sake of ensuring the Xerus' Surviveal.
• Whi Ner: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!
• Icky: Hey, chill man, I still said that he was morally wrong to do that you, calm down. Besides, nobody can understand you anymore. Heck, we don't even recognize you by this point. You look like Golem if he was the result of inbreeding.
• Iago: You still think taking over instead of letting your Hardy brother take over was a good idea?
• Whi Ner: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-
• Icky: DON'T YOU 'AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH' ME, D***-WEED! You're coming with us, and you are going to help us fix this, whether you like it or- (The building started moving)... Not? (The building began to fall towards them, yet they were able to avoid it Aladdin style, as the building collapsed)
• Iago: YEAH! Now THAT'S the Aladdin s*** I'm talking about! (Whi Ner was in the same shock as Abu as he fainted)
• Icky: Now let's get outta here! (They took off in the hovercrafts)

Goverment Office.

• Brainia: "Goodness, what happened to the poor thing?!"
• Whi Ner was seen curled up into a ball and by a corner.
• Zorra: "Trayus went overkill on betraying the poor halfwit, that's what."
• Icky: "It is possable to fix him?"
• Meyers: "Not without the last Xerus Relic in Trayus' possion, nor a strong enough magic user, like a Magilo user."
• Whi Ner perked up when he heard that!
• Whi Ner tried to jesture them like he knew something, then ran to a chalk board and started to write on it with his deformed nails, and made what is a poorly drawned wizard with a staff.
• Iago: "..... Your, saying you know of such a Mag-a-lo guy?"
• Whi Ner nodded his head yes and began writing!
• Icky: ".... (Reads) There was, this Magilo Actalite guy, named Cornelious the Great and Powerful, who was sent here to bring down the Xerus group, but uncle defeated him and now he is trapped in an anti-magic glass ball thingie in the slave house, seperated from his staff.... (Speaking) There IS a magic guy other then Trayus! HE can help us banish all the relics for good!"
• Whi Ner nodded yes!
• Meyers: "But why would Trayus leave someone like him alive?"
• Whi Ner wrote again.
• Iago: "(Reads) Because Uncle wanted to become a magilo user and become stronger then already. Cornelious came here because the Xerus Relics actselly belong to a sub-strain of magilo magic cause Subalio, or most commonly Sub-Magilo, a not truely strong form of Magilo. Uncle wants to know Magilo so they can become true magilo relics and be forever unstoppable. (Speaking) OH, FIGURES HE LEAVES A GUY LIKE THAT ALIVE TO BENIFIT HIMSELF?!"
• (Amanda): "Wait, why didn't you say you knew about Magilo sooner when Samantha came in?"
• (Icky): "Because tecnecally we more fought against a weaker sub-cousin then the true deal until the Corruptus fiasco happened, and that we dealt with Screecher before that, with the Lamistan portal and that skull witch before that, BARELY really counting. Also, we aren't so knowledgeable of that stuff, so maybe you ought to seek out an AUU resident who lives around the area who knows about AUU magic stuff about that. Like that new libarian from the Tri-Corn Libary."
• (Curious kid): "Why does Miss Tri-Corn name everything after herself?"
• (Icky): Because she's Tri-Corn. Nuff said. Anyway, back to the story.
• Meyers: I guess it makes sense. Xerus has NOT had a significant history of magic. All it had before it was founded and given it's name, it was just... Semi-technological civilizations that studied this world's left over highly advanced technology until the Xerus Family came.
• Icky: Yeah, I guess that makes sense. So, Whiny Baby, where is this anti-magic glass ball? (Whi Ner writes again)... Trayus kept that a secret from even YOU?!? HOW?!? (Everyone looked at him blankly with faces that said "What do you think, genius?")... Right, mind-control, and because that your too stupid to trust with that info, dumb question!
• Iago: Yeesh, you ever learn ANYTHING since beating Jafar?
• Meyers: Does Riner or Siner know? (Whi Ner nodded yes) They do? (Whi Ner wrote again)... They found out on their own? Wow! I guess that's dumb luck.
• Zorra: Then we'd better get them to help us.
• Brainia: Do remember why you guys got Whi Ner here in the first place. We need to find Relly so we can cut off Trayus' access to the Omnicans. (Whi Ner wrote coordinates)... Hmm... So he didn't tell you WHERE his best safe haven is, but he DID say the coordinates. Good way of isolation, I guess. I'll check the coordinates. (She did so)... It seems the coordinates reveal that he's hiding in an isolated area of Gan Bloc just outside of Hong Tong.
• Icky:... I think I'm starting to realize that, given the mystery, the tone, the appearance, and even the music, that this world resembles Deus Ex in a way.
• Brainia: Does not-
• Icky: Wasn't speaking to you, Miss Brainiac!
• Zorra: Well, let's just head over to Hong Tong, and see where he's hiding in Gan Bloc!
• Whi Ner wrote more.
• Icky: "(Reads) Be careful, Relly really likes to have alot of top billing security Xerus money can buy. (Speaking) Well since he's the second most compident threat in the Xerus Group, no spit the guy's not gonna make it easy."
• (Amanda): FINALLY! Now the story doesn't sound convoluted!
• (Icky): I knew that was gonna cheer you up! Let's just move this along, and hope we beat these guys, in style!

Hong Tong

• This music played as Icky, Iago, and Zorra flew through a Hong Kong-like city.

Wan Chai Extended - Deus Ex

• Icky:... Yikes! This makes our Hong Kong, EVEN the one in Deus Ex, look like a kiddie park!
• Iago: That's what you'd come to expect from the AUU at this point, quite frankly.
• Zorra: Now, it's gonna be hard to find clues as to where specifically Relly's hideout is. So, there's no doubt he had bad run-ins with the people in this town.
• (Brainia): He has, actually. According to his Grinese criminal record, he is guilty of enslavement, corporate and insurance fraud, AND murder of Omnicans and living beings of several degrees, in order to build his hideout. There's no doubt you can find help here.
• Icky: That's all we needed. Thanks, Brainiac!
• (Brainia): It's BRAINIA!
• Icky: Whatever! (They landed into a Chinatown-like sector) Well, let's see if any of these gu-
• Citizen #1: OH, GOD! A NUDIST ICAR AND GRARROT!!!
• Citizen #2: (With two children) Get in the car, kids!
• Icky:... Oy! I hope this does NOT become a trend.
• (Icky): "It did, and even in the second part does that continue, spoiler alert."
• Iago: You guys even HAVE worlds where clothing is not a basic necessity? For God's sake, when animals are considered naked, you don't see any junk.
• Zorra: Well, in OUR worlds, animals are known to use genitraction. It allows them to-
• Citizen #3: DON'T SAY THAT OUTLOUD! THERE ARE CHILDREN PRESENT!!
• Zorra: Okay okay, no need to get testy! (They flew off into a private alley)... Genitraction allows an animal to retract and detract their genitals at will. A unique and helpful trick developed by the Society of Sentient Animals, and it helps animals to display reproductive organs, and even those considered inappropriate for view minus the butt for, obvious reasons other than cartoons, when they are ACTUALLY needed.
• Icky: And I can imagine that's how it works for US, too. Well, other then the fact that stuff isn't allowed to be shown in cartoons so they usually aren't drawn.
• Iago: Well, I guess we'll have to get clothes so these idiots cannot cause our foes to see us coming.
• Icky: And I swear to God, if they behave in the same manner as Sandy's little fur theft incident, I am not going to hesitate to say 'F*** you', even IF kids are present.
• (Amanda): "You DO realise that you talked about genatailia in front of children, right?"
• (Icky): "Hence why I have to ask you kids to keep that knowledge to yourselfs. And you Amanda? Don't include it in the report."
• (Amanda): "I already edited it out as filler."
• Zorra: They find such things as dishonorable as public nudity. But yes, to avoid undue attention, we'll have to get some clothes for you.
• Icky: "Okay, but it's gonna have to be comfy. Futuristic stuff tends to have abit of a snag."
• Zorra: "Well luckly, there's a Comfy Tomadon's Comfy Suit store in Downtown."
• Icky: Then let's move!

Comfy Tomadon's

• Tomadon: (He was seen to be an alien being similar to a Star Wars Togruta like Shaak Ti, as he was managing the place in a very fine and elaborate attire as the the heroes came in, a field triggering the dinger as he noticed) (Chinese-like accent) Ah, hello, hello, hello! Welcome to Comfy Tomadon's Comfy SuUUUUUUUU, WHOA, DADDY!!! CENSORBOTS?!? (They came in as they censored them)
• Icky:... Dude, I don't know what you're blurting out, our junk aren't even visible.
• Tomadon: Genitraction and/or being birds is no excuse to show up naked!
• Iago: Okay, dude, we're from a world where we don't WEAR clothes!
• Tomadon:... Oh, Ghenlong's Nuts, you're from Planet Gymnia?!?
• Iago:... Am I to assume that's a world that's a global nudist colony?
• Tomadon: WELL, DUH! YOU'RE FROM THERE, RIGHT?!?
• Iago: NO! We're not even FROM these universes?!
• Tomadon: "...... That explains why I barely can't reckindise your speices and your earlier statements."
• Zorra: They're more then that, Mr. Tomadon. These are members of the Shell Lodge Squad. They need help, and that reaction is why. We need to get them clothes so those people out there won't attract undue attention. We were hoping you'd provide that.
• Tomadon:... Oh... Well, forgive me. You have come to the right person. I have several outfits that could match your size."
• (Amanda): "I kinda have to ask. Why is it that some worlds are bothered with nakedness yet other worlds are mostly okay with it?"
• (Icky): "Well apart from what was said, some worlds are more laid back about certain customs then others, espeically since the Dragon Realms is always used to visitors. The Planet Xerus, being that not alot of people are able to visit there much, are obviously not as easily used to weird customs."
• (Amanda): I guess that makes sense. I mean, the naturalists of my homeworld said that it's okay since we started off not wearing them.
• (Icky): Yeah, case in point. Anyway, back to the story.
• Icky: I gotta ask, what are you? You look like a dude Shaak Ti and /or Ahsoka of the Star Wars franchise.
• Tomadon: I'm a Gouxum. A cephalopod being. I'm among the best salesmen of clothing on this planet.
• Iago: I can tell. Your look like you can attract some eyes.
• Tomadon: Oh, unbelievably. Anyway, just step into the digichange room, and we'll get you started. I'd asked to take off your clothes, but, that's obviously not an issue.
• Icky: "No kidding." (They went in)
• Voice: DNA not recognized. But this unit will accommodate regardless. (A holographic screen was seen and displayed a variety of clothing) Welcome to Tomadon's Comfy Suits. We can digitally reconfigure the clothes to accommodate your species, whatever it is.
• Iago: You do that. Let's just see what you've got.
• Icky: (The two look at the selection)... Okay, I don't seem to recognize this alien currency. Heck, I can't even read this Chinese-like lettering.
• Voice: Would you like it to be translated to Usuablothian?
• Iago: English, actually!
• Voice: Does not compute.
• Tomadon: Uh, I think they mean the other universal language!
• Voice: Correction acknowledged. (It displayed English)...
• Icky:... And the currency still looks alien.
• Iago: Ugh, where's Kowalski when you need him?
• Zorra: (Sighs), Then, when's the last time you two have even BEEN here?
• Icky: Not since we brought down the Villains Act. This is our second time, as a tecnecallity. Our real second time as a group has yet to accure.
• Zorra:... Seriously?
• Icky: I'm seriously serious, lady!
• Zorra: (Sighs). Heavens forbid what your first enounter with the Tibella would be like.
• Icky: But I'm sure we can guess how the money works here. It won't really matter. I'm sure we'll learn about your currency next time we do a mission here. (They started looking through the holographic screen and looked at a variety of attires)... Wow! These guys have GREAT taste!
• Iago: I Know, Right? Modern China, eat your heart out!
• Zorra: "..... Why couldn't've been the more serious lougers?"
• Icky: "Then this wouldn't be a funny episode."
• Iago: In fact, maybe we should start doing "Road To" Episodes of our own, like Stewie and Brian do.
• (Icky): AND that's how the idea was pitched. We first went to Pastoon a few adventures later, and defeated a guy who was ripping off the Mayor of Rango by manipulating water and controlling real estate.
• (Iago): On the plus side, there WAS a major change, and it was actually his twin brother posing as him.
• (Icky): "But we're getting off-tracked."
• Icky: Now let's see... Hmm... Trippy! Techy! Snazzy! Wow! I wish Rarity could see these.
• Iago: Yeah, I can just hear her now: "OH MY CELESTIA!! WHAT HAVE THESE BEINGS BEEN ON TO COME UP WITH THESE AMAZING DESIGNS, BECAUSE I TOTALLY WANT SOME!!! (Squeals)"
• Zorra: Who's that?
• Icky: Friend of ours. Leave it at that. (They continued searching until they found something) OOOOHH!
• Iago: AAAAAHHHH!!!
• Icky: I guess these will do. Judging by the numbers, not only are they good for taste, but also pretty cheap.
• Iago: Uh... Voice, or whatever, do you accept our universes' currency?
• Voice: Sadly, the UUniversal Currency Troupe has yet to get the doctrine to give both currencies a measurement, so no.
• Zorra: I got it! (She takes a holocard and swipes it)
• Voice: Payment received. Please enjoy your new comfy clothing. (Icky was in a jacket with a space and nebula pattern on it, and futuristic blue pants, and Iago was in a yellow shirt with Chinese-like letters and a red circle in the middle, and had futuristic black pants)
• Zorra:... Well, I gotta admit, you look nice in our dimension's fashion.
• Icky: Well, it IS comfy and doesn't chafe.
• Iago: And they seem to be fit for an avian user.
• Voice: They are made of a heat-absorbing fabric derived from bioplastic that can cool or heat you up, they have an elastic polymer more powerful than spandex that can fit any being of any scale, they have smart undershirts that power any electronic device with a static discharge, and they can-
• Icky: Yeah, we get it, technology is great, blah-blah-blah!
• Iago: The clothes were all we needed. If it will keep anyone from being loud weenies, then we got what we needed.

Elsewhere.

• A beaten up but secured Xerus base is seen.
• Relly: So, they actually found me? Expected them to take longer doing it.
• Guard #1: No doubt they'll find us by targeting the people that were victimized by us when building this place. Should we target them?
• Relly: "..... No. There's no honor in going after those that would have reason to go against us, just because we want to fruitlessly delay the ineditable. All things consider, I'd be more surprised if they didn't wanted to, given that were taken from this place by Xerus Sorrower demand, cause this place was a place of business, it is not surprising they would move so. I do not wish to encourage further malevolence apawn them by wiping them out for something they'll do reguardless of what happens. Not to mention it'll only give those two misfits further reason to seek me out. Besides, our fight shouldn't be taken to the public. It should only be at the matters at hand, exlusively to the misfits."
• Guard 1: "Understandable sir. Should I send squads after the misfits instead?"
• Relly: "ONLY, to slow them down until I can turn this wreck of a building into more of an arena. Be sure to discourage any act of recklessness. That includes no property damage, no civilian casualties, no anything that'll only encourage the heroes into wanting to take me down?!"
• Guard 1: "Ya know, this is ironic from someone that wanted to use the smart bot lady as a keep away sheild to protect the relics."
• Relly: "Brainia was a member of a police force as suppose to a civilian that is neither part of our side or theirs. Besides, even if Whi Ner didn't had the intregity to not snoop so low even for the sake of surviveal, it would only serve to make the heroes even more determined to take us down. Whi Ner may've thought a well excuted stragity was an act of "being mean" and acted whiny about it, but to give him credit, he believed in fighting fair and honorably.... Sadly, he ended up trying to do that with a hate group and a truthfully traitorious non-biologically related uncle. Trayus is the true reason why all of this is happening. Had he let Whi Ner let the misfits go, sure, they may come back to take us down should they discover how dangerious we were with Trayus around, but at least the ineditable would be delayed because how Whi Ner knew they weren't an intermediate threat and acted accurdingly. Whi Ner's problem is not solely just incompidence. He was trying to bring honor and fairness into a group meant to be without it. A group meant to be this system's own Tibella Inquisition, isn't meant to stomich honor and the ability of knowing when to pick fights. That Trayus is DANG lucky this loyalty program prevents me from otherwise long taking his dishonorable buttocks down! But this loyalty program doesn't forbid me from expressing an honest opinion. It only makes it that my original programing of taking down a hate group is kept from being utilized."
• Guard 1: "Ya didn't need to explain your life story sir. I'll be sure the squad understands those spefifics."
• Relly: You do that. And this time, NO, foul-ups!
• Guard #1: Can't guarantee we'll be successful, but it will be done. (He left)
• Relly: (He looked out the holographic window and saw Hong Tong below)... You want me, birdbrains? Come and get me. I'll be ready. Ready and waiting.

Back at Hong Tong

• An AUU Chinese Food store was seen.
• Icky and Iago were chowing down on it.
• Icky: "Man! This "Zoian Food" stuff is no different then Chinese food."
• Iago: "I know! Is "Zo" like their verson of china or something?"
• Zorra: "Do you guys REALLY have to take a food break?"
• Icky: "Hey, fighting bad guys is hard work. Besides, we kinda need an intermediate set-up before the ineditable bad guy chase party show up and chase us."
• Zorra: "Oh that makes sense- Wait, what?"
• Icky: Lady, that often happens in situations like this. Some f****r drops by and causes us trouble, we run like chicken, and we progress.
• Zorra: Aren't you overreacting? This isn't a cartoon, it's real life! I mean, it's not like a squad of Xerus Sorrower controled Omnicans are gonna burst through the door holding oversized space guns or something-
• Large Omnican Squad Leader: (He came in as a Chinese-style Omnican and 6 Omnican troops with large guns) WE ARE BURSTING THROUGH THE DOOR HOLDING OVERSIZED SPACE GUNS OR SOMETHING!!!
• Omnican 1: "..... Did you really need to say that last part?"
• Zorra: "......."
• Icky:... And congradulations for challnaging murphy's law.
• Zorra: First off, who's Murphy? Second, it's not far off to expect Relly would send a squad in! 3rd-
• Iago: Don't further provoke it by trying to bring in logic, or else it'll end poorly.
• Squad Leader: "(Sees the heroes) THERE THEY ARE?!"
• Icky: "Annnd that's our cue to 3243, SKADOO?!"
• The trio ran off as the Squad proceeded to chase them out of the restaurent!
• Waitresss: "HEY WAIT, ABOUT TIP?!"
• Icky zoomed back in and paid the waitress some AUU cash from Zorra.
• Icky: "(Quick speaking) Don't spend it all on one night, BYE!"
• Icky runs back out!
• Waitress: "..... Weirdest, custamers, ever."

Hong Tong Streets

• This music played as they were being chased, the main heroes screaming at the top of their lungs as the Omnicans charged at them with their oversized space guns.

Ending 1 (Tong)- Deus Ex-1

• Iago: "Gees Louise, these guys are persistent!"
• Icky: "Well it's a good thing sci-fi henchmen are inheritedly bad shots!"
• The Omnican Soldiers keep firing in exaggeratedly wrong directions!
• Omnican Soldier #1: "Man these guys are elusive."
• Omnican Soldier #2: "Or maybe that's because we keep mishandling the guns in comically stupid fastions!"
• Smart Omnican Soldier: "MAYBE YOU SHOULD TRY AIMING AT THE TARGETS, IMBACILES?!"
• Omnican Squader #3: HOW?!?
• Omnican Leader: IDIOTS, IF YOU DON'T WANNA BE DISMANTLED LIKE THE OTHERS WHO FAILED MISERABLY, THEN USE YOUR ADVANCED RANGE VISION, THE SCOPES ON YOUR LASER CANNONS, AND NOT MAKE YOURSELVES LOOK LIKE FAULTY ENGINEERING!!!
• Omnican Soldier #1: RIGHT AWAY, COMMANDER RAYDEN!!
• Omnican Leader (Rayden): Yeah, you'd better recognize next time! (They used the guns right)
• Icky:... I mean, right up until they stupidly realize they're supposed to be the BEST in the henchmen category.
• The Trio dodged the more comident firing!
• (Amanda): "I won't nitpick this too much because I know this is a "comedy" like you said, but at the same time, was that even nessersary?"
• (Icky): "I know, I know, even me and Iags thought that joke was pointless, but sometimes, the jokes just show up when they felt like it, just, just roll with it."
• Rayden: FREEZE! (They continued firing accurately at them)
• The trio flew up just in time as a slightly deadlier blast missed them!
• Icky: (They were in the air) You can't touch us up here!
• Omnican #2: WE HAVE GUNS!
• Icky: One of those guns with little range and accuracy can't do-
• Omnican #3: HOW ABOUT 11?!? (They cocked their guns)
• Zorra:... Was that really wise?
• Icky: NNNNope, that was the stupidest thing I ever did! (They fired at them as they screamed and flew off, as the Omnicans used rocket boots to fly after them)... OH, YOU'VE GOTTA BE S*****G IN MY MOUTH!!!
• The Omnicans resumed firing!
• Iago: "We need to ditch these bots!"
• Zorra: Hard to do. The Omnicans are good at locating their targets when we seemingly lose them. We need to get far enough to be out of range of their radars, and even then, their skill makes them hard to avoid.
• Icky: "Then let's do something even these pointdexters will scratch their heads at!"
• Zorra:... Am I to guess it's confuse them to death with logic paradoxes and trick questions? Clearly, you don't know that Omnicans are like living beings to a soul level, so they aren't going to be confused to death.
• Icky: Ya thnik I don't know that? We'll confuse them in a DIFFERENT fashion.
• Zorra: "Enlighten me, birdbrain."
• Icky: First, we split up!
• Zorra:... Then?
• Icky: Look, they're CLEARLY in ear-shot, so roll with it! (They did so)
• Rayden: Strange. They're splitting up? All the more easier to snag them while devided. Bol, you, Eoh, and Choo take the Grarrot Thing! Teoh, Muoh, and Foce will take the Smartalic Icar Thing! Qong? You, Gol, and Zjheng will join me to tackle the female freakazoid! We'll lure them into a single spot and corner them! (They split up after the heroes)

Iago's Position

• Iago got chased chased by the Omnican trio!
• Iago suddenly disappeared in the shadows!
• Bol: "Aw, nuts, he vanished!"
• The trio proceeded to land.
• Eoh: "He has to be here somewhere."
• Choo: "(Sniffles), Well, we better hurry because Rayden expects him to be with the others to be cornered. So we- Ah, we-Ahhhh, we, Ahh, ahh, ahh, AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH-CHOOOOOOOOOOOO?! (An electric buzz jolted through him as he sneezed)"
• Bol: "Still got that virus, huh?"
• Choo: "Whadda you think?"
• Eoh: "Dude, you seriously should've gone to sleep-mode, you're not in a battle-ready condition."
• Choo: "Aw, shucks. It's not like I'm some kind of liability to happen- (Iago appeared with pepper and spinkled onto him) Ah, ah, he-ge, ha-cha, ha-jha-ja-ja, ah, ah, ah, AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH-CHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO (Sneeses so loud he sneeze-zapped the other two Omnicans into walls, comically flattening them and knocking them out)... Whoops."
• (Amanda): "Saw that one coming."
• (Icky): "Don't worry, that's only because Iago got the easy one."
• Iago slapped an EMP onto Choo and knocked him out!
• Iago: "Yeah mac, you should've called in sick. Funny, I know Omnicans have living souls in a sense, but I never knew they could even get sick."

Icky's Position

• (Icky): "I myself, since I have to deal with perfectly healthy bots, I have to be more, creative."
• Icky got chased by his bot persuers and noticed a more maze-like area.
• Icky: ("Sayyy.... This is PERFECT for some 50s cartoon mayhem.") (He brought out an exspeariment watch, strapped it own, and made three clones of himself, and went to three seperate directions)
• (Icky): "And Kolwalski's cloning watch was very useful here."
• (Amanda): Let me guess, you failed to give that back, too?
• (Icky): No, it's a duplicate he made for me because he knew I'd be in a practical situation like this, OF COURSE I FORGOT TO GIVE IT BACK!
• (Amanda): (Chuckles) Sometimes your snarkiness is funny.
• Teoh: "WHAT THE?! Did he just duplicated himself?!"
• Muoh: "Well duh, Obvioustron!"
• Foce: "Should we warn the commander?"
• Teoh: "No! We have to handle this outselfs! We need to catch the real Icar thing! I'll chase the middle, you two go after the ones that went the other directions!"
• Muoh: "I call right!"
• Foce: "Left!"
• The trio splited into seperate directions!
• In a scooby doo like fastion, the Ickys and the Omnican trio chased eachother around and lead to wacky scenarios! Even a sudden Scooby Doo camio!
• The Icky clones united with the original as the three Omnicans were about the clash into him, when he went down with a Looney Tune sound effect as the trio crashed into eachother and fell unconjustus!
• The Bots crashed into a mangled pile, as Icky proceeds to push a broom into a pale that reads "For the Police" while whistling.

Zorra's Position

• Zorra was chased by Rayden and the remaining trio!
• Zorra was finally cornered by a dead end.
• Rayden: "Looks like it's the end of the line, hybrid! Any last words?"
• Zorra: ".... Just one.... CATCH! (She tosses three EMP disks that zapped the remaining trio, Qong, Gol and Zjheng into falling down!)"
• Rayden: "..... Clever girl. But you still have me to worry about! And it's only a matter of time before the other squad members arrive and- (Sees Icky and Iago stuffing the last trio with the other defeated bot trios in the same pale.)...... Well, I guess it's all up to me! (He charges at Zorra)"
• (Amanda): "Okay, Rayden BETTER the one who offers a real challnage."
• (Icky): "Don't worry, he does! Zorra only had the three EMP disks and Rayden moves too fast in contrast to size for us to take a shot at him."
• This music played as the battle began.

Hong Kong Club 1 - Deus Ex

• Rayden: (He takes out an energy blaster as he fired rapid blasts that melt what it hits, Zorra dodging them) HOLD STILL, XZERBASS! (A "THAT'S RACIST" was heard) OH HUSH UP, I'M WORKING FOR A XENOPHOBIC GUILD?! WHAT DID YOU EXPECT?!
• Zorra: (She tussled at him as they went fist-to-fist, as Rayden managed to kick her into some trash)... OUCH! IS THAT ANY WAY TO HANDLE A WOMAN?!?
• Rayden: Trayus has eliminated any programming to take it easy with girls.
• Zorra: Okay, now that's just sexist!
• Rayden: "THAT WASN'T THE INTENTION?!"
• The duo resumed fighting
• Iago:... Should we help her?
• Icky: That looks too intense for even us.
• Zorra: (They continued fighting until they both knocked each other weak)... (Heavy breathing).... Whew.... What a workout!
• Rayden:... Impressive! I was s-s-s-s-s-sure you'd be dea-dea-dea-dea-dea-dea-dea-dea-dea-dea-dea-dea-dea-dea-de-dead by now!
• Zorra: No doubt we're at an impasse.
• Iago: UH, BELONY! SHE TOOK LESS HITS THAN YOU! (Rayden blasted him bald to a wall)... I'm still right! (Wheezes and slid down)
• Zorra: Well, I guess so. But then again, that's why I was prepared. You even know where you're standing?
• Rayden: No, whyYYY?!? (He noticed he was in a kerosene trap)... AAAA-HA-HA-HA-HA!!!
• Zorra: When you get to robo-hell, tell them Zorra sent you! And then apologize on my behalf for the inconvenience! (In a fashion to the deleted Just One Bite scene, she lit a match and placed it on the ground as she and the others bolted off as he was burned with a dry scream)
• Icky:... Wow! Now THAT'S what I call a sick 'burn'!
• Rayden was still relitvely fine, if thougha burnt mess.
• Rayden: "Night-night. (Crashes into the floor.)"
• Zorra: "..... Looks like the repair shop is gonna have their work cut-out once the loyalty program's gone."
• Icky: "Well until then, let's not put humpty dumpty togather just yet."
• Iago: "Do ya think his memory card survived that?"
• Zorra realised this and checks Rayden's head.
• A part of Rayden's head opened up like a disk tray.
• Zorra sighed in reliefed.
• Zorra: "Thank goodness Omnicans always carry duri-disks. This babies can survive anything."
• Icky: "Heads up, I bet Duri-Disk will become the downfall of Blu-Ray once DVD's are out of the picture."
• Iago: "Just like with Videos.... (Sighs), The world I remembered is fading away."
• Zorra: "We need to take this to a computer. And I know a guy here who can help."

A Computer place.

• A Hutt-Like Super-Nerd was seen playing on the computer on a game.
• Super-Nerd: "I can't believe I am so close to defeating the final boss of my faverite JRPG game Finale Imagination and finally unlock New Game+! All my extended hours finally paid off!"
• ???: "Hey Gordo!"
• Super-Nerd (Gordo): "(Sighs sadly).... And, pause for now. (Pauses the game and turns to see Zorra.).... Oh hey, Zorra! To what I woe this lovely surprise."
• Zorra: "I'm here on business Gordo. Me and these two are going to really damage the Xerus Sorrowers good through their Omnicans. I have the Duri-Memory Disk of Rayden. He should know the location of Relly."
• Gordo: "Accessing an Omnican's memory disk? Ha! Child's play to Gordo the Geeky! The master of a thoundson JRPGS! Ruler of every single MMO in existence! The owner of every single game, even the outmoded crap like pre-holo-game video games! The Saltan of Cheat Codes! The Liberian of Game Magizenes, Instruction Manuals, "Back when they were good", and gaming guides. The controler, of controllers, the piantist of keyboards! The slayer of noobs! The-"
• Icky: "We get it, Jabba, your a f*****g wiz at electronics!"
• Gordo: "Tch. Typical Noob Response!"
• Icky: "..... Ex, Cuse me?"
• Gordo: "Oh you're hard of hearing? Not surprising since you don't got ears."
• Iago: "Neither do you."
• Gordo: "Ear-holes, hello?"
• Icky: "Same with us, cheese-breath! I bet I can beat you at any game, wise guy!?"
• Gordo: "Oh yeah, you sudu Icar? Bring it on!"
• Zorra: "Gordo?! The Disk."
• Gordo: "..... Consider our challnage, reshudguled. (Takes the disk.)"
• Icky: "(Quietly) Yeah you better walk away."
• Iago shoves Icky.
• Iago: "..... So, mac.... You kinda remind me of a nerdy Jabba the Hutt."
• Gordo: "Hutt? Are they like Faux versons of the Grutts?"
• Icky: "Grutts? The heck's a Grutt?"
• Gordo: "Uh, duh! Your LOOKING at one! Traditionally, Grutts are master crimelords. However, my dad decided to be one of the more legit ones and opened up a computer store empire across the Epsilon Universe, named "Guano and Son's Computer Planet"! I'm currently looking after things here while he's away visiting relitives."
• Icky: "So, if your kind are like AUU Hutts, then how are you and yer dad able to open up a computer store francise?"
• Gordo: "Oh don't even get me STARTED on the process those noobs at the Globex Confederation of Corporations made us go through!"
• Icky: I can imagine it's as long as getting Kung Fu Permits?
• Gordo:... How long is-
• Icky: Forever.
• Gordo: Then yes! Just hang tight while I decode this thing for ya'. (He does so)
• Iago:... I get the feeling that there's gonna be MORE similarities like that in the future.
• Icky: I got it, too.
• Gordo: "(Inserts the disk in). Okay, let's get to work. Ohhh, this thing has quite a firewall defence. Then again, Omnicans are pretty much like robots so advance they make everything else look like primitives in comparison. They even have super-high sense of morality. So high, you have to corrupt their programming or instail a loyalty program to get Omnicans on your side, should you be a major bad guy."
• Icky: "Well that's exactly what Trayus did. He made Relly the prime shorce of the loyalty program. We get to him, the Xerus Sorrowers go down the tubes."
• Gordo: "Well the sooner the better in my book. Those guys were almost the reason dad wasn't able to open a store here. And heaven forbide he tries to open a new one in the Tibella System with those Inquizition alien haters running the place. And to think the Xerus Sorrowers still happened dispite the majority of their family being sterilised. Goes to show that you can't count on the main races to do things 100% right. Not that I'm a hater or anything, but trust me, the more you spend time here, the more you'll learn that even THEY are not without haters."
• (Icky): "And he's not wrong."
• Gordo was just about done.
• Gordo: "Here you go, one decoded selection of memory files. Take your pick."
• Icky: ".... According to this, he's at a base that's was once an old factory. Well at least we're going somewhere."
• Zorra: Much appreciated, Gordo. (They left).

Gan Bloc Xerus Base

• The Base was seen as Omnican guards were patroling the place.
• Omnicans: O-E-O! OEEEEE-O! O-E-O! OEEEEE-O!
• Zorra:... What does it look like over there?
• Iago: Looks like those guys are looking to get sued by Warner Bros.
• Icky: BESIDES that!
• Iago: Oh, duh! Looks like there's a LOT of Omnicans at the place.
• Zorra: How many?
• Iago: Hard to get an exact number, but, maybe tens, hundreds?
• Zorra: Well, I'm sure you guys can comically pull the solutions outta your butts with this one, right?
• Icky: Hey, these Omnicans look like they won't be fooled by cheap comical tactics.
• Omnican Troop Leader: Rayden has not reported back. I trust the Lodgers might be coming. Don't be fooled by ANY of their cheap comical tactics.
• Omnicans: YES, SIR! (He left as they continued ripping off Wizard of Oz)
• Icky:... I rest my case. And besides, we can't just pull a Wizard of Oz, they look like they can see through ANY disguise.
• Zorra: Not to worry. I think I can handle this. (She snuck in, avoiding the Omnicans' advanced senses)
• Two Omnicans are being as vigilent as possable.
• Zorra: (She watched them from the air)
• Omnican Guard #1:... Wow, this is boring!
• Omnican Guard #2: Hey, wanna see me tempt fate? COULD THIS DAY GET ANY WORSE?!? I did it ironically, so I think we're safe.
• Zorra: (In voice-control module) Relly has requested a patrol outside the Gan Bloc Base boundaries. He said 'All pathetic soldiers get ready to scout out.'
• Omnican #1:... Well that wasn't very nice.
• Omnicam 2: "Wait a minute. (Calls on radio) Enterence Guards to announcer, did Relly make any spefific orders?"
• Voice: "What? No! Then I would've known about it and told everyone on the booth."
• Omnican 2: "Just thought I check. (Hangs up). Okay, either there's someone playing a rude prank on us, or it's the intruders."
• Omnican 1: "Well the heroes don't even know where we are, so, I'm guessing it's a prank."
• Iago: (The two were confused)... What the f***sicles was THAT supposed to-
• (Relly): THE LODGERS ARE HERE! SEND ALL UNITS OUT ON GAN BLOC'S BOUNDS TO SEARCH FOR THEM! THIS IS NOT A DRILL! (The Omnicans left and marched off, including the two Omnican guards)
• Iago:... Heh!... She's more clever than I thought.
• Icky: "But at the same time, so much for subility." (They went inside)

Inside Base, Relly's office.

• An Omnican grunt came in.
• Omnican: "Uh, sir, the outside patrolers have went out of bounds."
• Relly: "WHAT?!"
• Omnican: "Appearently, there's talk you told them to go there."
• Relly: "..... Those, edgy, freaks. The classic act of exposing your existence with misdirection! Well two can play at that game! Bring up the hidden camera feed! (Presses a button at activates speakers.)"

Elsewhere.

• The trio were inside as this music played.

Desolation (Hong Kong Canal) - Deus Ex

• Icky: "And here I thought doing that stunt was gonna end badly-"
• (Relly): "Don't think your little misdirection stunt has gone un-noticed, misfits!"
• Icky: "TOO SOON, ME?! TOO SOON?!"
• (Relly): "Did you seriously think that Omnicans are as gulliable as organics? I sent out a distress signel that'll bring the outside patrol back in faster then the speed of light, and alarm all Omnican personal! I wouldn't be a famous war hero against the Tibella Inquizition back in my glory days if I was easy to trick!"
• Iago: "Then how did you ended up working with the Inquiztion's weaker oppisites?"
• (Relly): "Even war heroes can have their bad days. The Tibella merely used deception in a way even I couldn't've predicted right away. But now, I grown wiser, and have come to reckindise many of their stragites that I intend to thwart every single one, once the Sorrowers finally become the dominate force."
• Icky: "Listen, mac, can we be real? It sucks that the Tibella Inquizers booted you and the other Omnis out here, but empowering Trayus and others who ain't an extact improvement is no better! Heck, Trayus just betrayed his nephew, arguably-good intentions aside! Doesn't that, offend that so called "Omnican High Morals"?"
• (Relly): "ALCHOURSE IT DOES?! WHI NER BEING IS INSUFFERABLE FOOL DOESN'T EXCUSE SUCH ACTIONS?! But.... Not only am I held back by a Loyalty Program, basicly an anti-Robot Revolt measure, but..... I felt that the already established rebelion in Aie Prog are not being enough. The Tibella are growing stronger and stronger. As much as I hate for playing the hypocrite, even if it is not something I would do willingly, I need to fight fire with fire! Once the Xerus Sorrowers become more like the Tibella Group, they would be capable to be an actual challnage!"
• Zorra: "In throey, yes, it would, but the Tibella have a knack of sensing rising threats! And make no mistake! The media is not letting this be a private matter. Medias from across the universes, even the strictive Tibella System, are covering the crud out of this! The Tibella know the Xerus Sorrowers will become a threat to their rule, and WILL aim to crush it before it can actselly be a threat! We came to offer a better way to stop them."
• (Relly): "Then prove it! Surpass all of this bases' defences and get to my private arena and best me in combat! Prove to me that the Xerus Sorrowers are not strong!"
• Icky: "We kinda already did with yanking Trayus' relics."
• (Relly): "I meant something more periment, you d***-less cowards! As in if Trayus' four days till invadtion threat is anything to go by, like undoing the loyalty program?! That IS what you came here for, right? No doubt you have a cyber-tick in your possession that the Brainia criminologist Omnican swiped when she was in our custody, and Whi Ner stupidly decide to let her leave as if he expected us to be 'nice'. I would not assume otherwise because you are full of surprises. The loyalty program is the only chain in our servitude to these people. As much as I would love to stop serving these people, I however want to know if any other force is greater than them. I dare you to prove yourselves to be that force. Show that you are stronger then Trayus, then even me. Make Haste, the security team's already on it's way."
• The Speakers turned off as clanking noises are heard!
• Iago: "Yikes, he wasn't kidding!"
• Icky: "Almost like clockwork too!"
• Zorra: "Stealh's out of the question! And fighting won't help against an Army of Combat Omnicans! We have to run and get to that private arena!"
• The Trio proceeded to run as the clanking gets louder, and this music played!

Hong Kong Action - Deus Ex

• Omnican Soldiers: HUP-HUP-HUP-HUP-HUP-HUP-HUP-HUP-HUP-HUP!!!
• Zorra: (They dodged their active quick-flashing laser blasts that melted whatever they hit)
• Icky: JESUS, THOSE LASERS ARE SO OVERKILL!!!
• Iago: I THINK THAT'S THE POINT?!
• Icky: I MEANT MORE OVERKILL THAN AVERAGE?!
• Iago: I THINK THEY'D BE MORE OVERKILL THAN THAT?!
• Zorra: ENOUGH, BOTH OF YOU!!! WE NEED TO ELUDE THESE GUYS!!!
• Iago: OF COURSE WE NEED TO ELUDE THESE GUYS!!! AND WE WON'T DO IT BY POINTING OUT THE OBVIOUS, AND JUST DO IT ALREADY!!!
• Icky: WHY ARE WE SCREAMING?!?
• Iago: IT COMES WTH THE CHASE SEQUIENCE!
• Zorra: JUST MOVE, YOU DUMMIES, BEFORE YOU BECOME DUMMIES!!! (They flew off and the Omnicans boosted themselves with thrusters)
• Icky: SUCK MY C***-A-DOODLE, YOU BIG TIN CANS!!!
• Omnican #2: WE ARE NOT TIN, WE ARE TITANIUM POLYALLOY! WE CAN TWIST YOUR C***-A-DOODLE CLEAN OFF YOUR-
• Icky: JESUS, GUY!!!! Lesson learn, don't try to hurl insults at bots.
• Omnican #2: A LESSON TO TAKE TO THE GRAVE?! (A large Omnican charged up a laser minigun as he fires, the three dodging comically, as Icky was doing unintentional avoiding of the danger)
• Iago: ICKY, STOP SHOWING OFF AND RUN!!
• Icky: THIS ISN'T ON PURPOSE!!!
• Omnican #3: YOU'RE FGAKEN NUGGETS, BIRDBRAINS!!!
• Iago: GEEZ, DO YOU GUYS EVER SHUT UP?!?
• Omnican #3: WE CAN GET LOUDER!!!
• (Relly): Stop the banter, AND SHOOT THEM ALREADY!!! HOW IN THE INFINITE LEVELS OF QUANTOM PHYSIICS DO YOU GUYS KEEP MISSING?!? EVEN IDIOTS LIKE THOSE AREN'T THAT SLICK!!!
• Icky: Welcome to the world of cartoon magic, Relly-Relish!
• (Relly): "DON'T PATRONISE ME?!"
• Icky: How about YOU stop hiding, and fight us yourself?
• (Relly): Do not criticize my methods. It's like people are getting stupider with the whole villain concept. If you want to seek me out, fine me in my private arena.
• Icky: Fine then, cowa-
• (Relly): (In augmented voice as everyone was aggravated) FINISH THAT SENTENCE, AND I WILL NOT BE MERCIFUL ON YOU!!! GET THE CONCEPT RIGHT AND STOP ACTING LIKE CHILDREN! I CANNOT TAKE YOU SERIOUSLY WITH YOUR PRAGMATIC COMMENTS!!!
• Icky: "OKAY, DUDE, CHILL?! I don't actselly think your a cowerd anyway, I was just doing typical hero hazing of typical villain stragities."
• (Relly): "Well, glad it's just typical mockings of allinement. Just thought I established something."
• Zorra: Guys, just play along! We'll get him!
• Icky: Well, yeah! We are heroes, so we always win.
• Zorra:... Heroes don't always win. Hero films clearly blind your mind to that. Heck, OUR WORLDS HAVE A HISTORY OF HERO LOSSES!!!
• Icky: "WELL PARDON ME FOR TRYING TO DISCOURAGE THE BAD GUYS FROM THINKING THEY HAVE A SHOT?!"
• Zorra: "WELL EXCUSE ME FOR TRYING TO KEEP YOU FROM BEING SELF-DELUDED?!"
• The Trio focused back into the fight when another lazer blast nearly got them and they resumed running off!!
• Computer voice: "Initsiating lockdown protocal."
• Steel doors began to slowly close down.
• Icky: "Oh, the clished slowly closing impenitrabale steel doors. No futruistic or alien base is complete without something like this!"
• Zorra: "This might get intense! We have to go through them quickly!"
• Icky: HOW?!? IT'D TAKE A MIRACLE FOR US TO- (Zorra sped towards them as they screamed in slo-mo as only a small feather from both of them snapped from them by the lockdown)
• Icky/Iago: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA- (Zorra shushed them)...
• Icky:... Well... Hallelujah.
• Iago: HAH! You bastards! You can't get us now! We win, you suck, the end! (Suddenly, sparks came onto the metal barricades)...
• Zorra:... You realised alchourse that they would be smart enough to bring laser cutters, right?
• Icky: "...... Once again.... Too soon, Icky. Too soon."
• (Relly): Sometimes, you heroes are SO amusing to just underestimate the forces coming after you. Did you HONESTLY think we'd survive this long by being dumb? (Iago was about to speak) APART, from being held back by Whi Ner!
• Iago: It was a thought.
• Zorra: Well, you aren't going to stop us. We're coming after you.
• ???: FREEZE, DIRTBAGS! (They were surrounded at gunpoint by an Omnican squad, and then the Omnicans on the other side cut open the lockdown, and aimed their guns)
• Omnican #4: Surrender, or we'll send you STRAIGHT TO THE GLUE FACTORY!!!
• Icky: "..... Uh, isn't that's for horses, or whatever qualifies as a horse in this universe?"
• Omnican #5: "Yes... BUT LET'S DO IT ANYWAY, BECAUSE IT'LL BE DROP-DEAD HILARIOUS TO TRY IT ON A DIFFERENT ANIMAL!!"
• The Trio flew up just in time when the guns fired!
• Icky: (Chuckles) We can fly, tin cans!
• Omnican #2: NOT, F*****G, TIN!! (They continued firing as they ran of and the Omnicans gave chase)
• (Relly): "Ya know, so far, you three are not making a very good case for yourselves."
• Zorra: "YOUR THE ONE WHO'S NOT MAKING THIS EASY FOR US?!"
• (Relly): "Well pardon me for taking things seriously enough to exsirsize extreme caution! You're just like all the rest, accusing such an act as cowardice or "Not being fair or easy" like you understand heroism, let alone the art of battle, even if you've been at it for a LOOOOONG time! Proper heroes expect neither anything more nor anything less from any oppendent, even if they had a prior established reputation of being less then spectatular! It only further proves you may very well not be a threat to the Tibella, let alone Trayus and his resurging Xerus Sorrowers. But, if you wanna prove me wrong, then bring yourselves to me. But do NOT expect me to ease up just because my precautions have worn you out."
• Icky: CHALLANGE ACCEPTED, YOU OVERGLORIFIVED PIECE OF HARDWARE?! (They continued barreling through the defenses, ranging from turrets, more Omnicans with the most powerful of weapons, barricades, shields, and anything sci-fi based)
• (Relly): " OMNICANS?! PICK UP THE PACE?! ARE A BUNCH OF CLOWNS THAT BURDENSOME TO YOU?!"
• Icky: "NOT CLOWNS?!"
• (Relly): "Well considering your the Lougers' comedy act, the assertion's not TOO inacreate."
• Icky: "Ugggh. I hate it when people make assumptions."
• (Relly): "Now you know how I feel!"
• Icky: Hey, when we say villains are coward, we usually use it for laughs. Sure it gets old, but-
• (Relly): Don't try to justify your insults! Just get to the arena if you can actselly SURVIVE!
• The Trio still ran from the Omnicans!
• Icky: "We gotta lose these Tin-"
• Omnicans: "NOT TIN?!"
• Icky: "FINE! WE GOT TO GET RID OF THESE METAL TRASH CANS?!"
• Iago: "(Gets an Idea when he sees the arena is close yet locked off.).... I have an idea."
• The trio reached the front gate to the arena and the Omnicans finally made it to them as they brought out the heavy artilery!
• Omnican captain: "Fire, on my mark!"
• (Relly): "Wait wait wait, fekkow Omnics, pay attention to where you-"
• Omnican captain: "FIRE?!"
• The Omnican swarm fired in mass as Icky and Iago escaped with Zorra through an acme escape hole and lead to the arena gate being destroyed by the attack!
• Relly was seen waiting in the arena with a camera feed to the prior events.
• Omnican Captain: "..... At, least we got them, sir? (Laughs nerviously?)"
• Relly nodded his head no and pointed downwords.
• The Omnican horde looked down and see a zapper detonator laying on the floor.
• Omnican Captain: "...... Awwww, Omnics."
• The Zapper Detonater detonated and zapped the entire Omnican horde down as the fell down to collective crashes and clangs!
• Relly turned his back onto the defeated Omnicans and faced the arena wall and placed his hands behind his back as he sighed.
• Icky, Iago, and Zorra reappeared from the hole and entered the arena.
• Relly: "..... I have to give due credit. You surpassed the finest security affordable to the Xerus Group and defied expectations. Even to have managed to defeat an entire Omnican army in a fell swoop. My own fault to have misjudged who I had really dealt with. However, perhaps that is your greatest strentgh. Your underwealming appearence lulls enemies to a false sense of security. It's admirable enough. But get ready to be shown, (Turns back around quickly to face them) WHY I WAS THEIR LEADER?! All living things, prepare to bow to your master?! (Relly began to transform into a bot with all sorts of crazy weapons in a transformation sequinence like this!)"

Metal sonic transformation

• Relly has turned into a near-giant metal dragon mech as he roared!
• Icky and Iago litterally dropped their beaks.....
• Icky:... Okay, those nanobots are becoming TOO quick for believability.
• Iago: Say that to Kowalski's penguin-protecting nanobots!
• Zorra: "JUST TAKE EVASIVE ACTION?!"
• Zorra ran off!
• Icky and Iago picked their jaws back up, their heads turned into roadrunner heads and went "Meep Meep!" and ran off!
• Relly Monster: "(LAUGHS!) NOW LOOK WHO ARE THE COWERDS?! COME BACK HERE AND SHOW ME YOUR WORTH?!"
• This music played as the chase-battle began.

Hong Kong Club 2 - Deus Ex

• Icky: "HE JUST HAD TO GO SONIC HEROES' METAL SONIC ON US?!"
• Iago: I never thought I'd hate nanobots since Kowalski's stunt, but son of a gun, I hate them more!
• Relly Monster: PREPARE TO DIE! (He fired all his weaponry at them, as they were barely able to dodge the maxed out blasts)
• Icky/Iago: F****************************************************************!!!
• Zorra: Hold on! I think we can take him!
• Icky: YOU THINK, OR YOU KNOW?!?
• Zorra: LOOK, I NEVER FOUGHT AN OMNICAN AT THIS CALIBER, GIVE ME A BREAK!!!
• Relly Monster: (He attacked, and Zorra was able to accurately dodge his accurately-placed attacks) URRRGHHH!!!
• Zorra: But at least I have been fighting them for so long, I can judge their attack accuracy.
• Iago: ACCURACY MY FEATHERY ASSHOLE! HOW WERE WE ABLE TO DODGE THEM THEN?!?
• Zorra: Dumb luck, I guess.
• Iago: Ugh!
• Relly Monster: (He cast a protective hexagonal black shield like Metal Sonic's, as it defended against them, and he unleashed a blast of energy from his mouth)
• Icky: HE HAS GODZILLA-BREATH!!!
• Zorra/Relly Monster: "You mean "Zillagod"?"
• Icky: "........ Note to self, check reference to AUU Godzilla after this."
• (Amanda): "Wait, they have their own Godzilla equilent."
• (Icky): "Trust me, they have ALOT of AUU equilents there if the future episodes are an indecation. Just roll with it."
• Iago: "..... Never mind what he said, continue!"
• Relly Monster: JUST DIE ALREADY!! (He fired his laser breath) DAMMIT ALL TO HELL!!! HOW THE HELL DO I KEEP MISSING?!? YOU ASSHOLES WON'T AVOID ME SO EASY!!!
• Icky: HAH! You think THAT was easy?
• Relly Monster: THAT'S IT! I'M USING EVERYTHING! (He used every weapon he had to ravage the place as Zorra had one of her wings stuck under a rock of debris)
• Zorra: OW!
• Icky: (He was literally crushed by a boulder) YAH!... I hate it when-
• (Amanda)/Iago: That happens, yeah, we got that!
• (Icky)/Icky: Wow, you know how to suck the fun outta that line... Jinx! Double jinx! Oh, we are SO in sync!
• Relly Monster: (He was down on his many knees)... (He popped out many solar panels)
• Zorra:... It looks like that last attack drained his energy. We need to finish him before he recharges.
• Icky: (As the place started tremoring at a slow degree)... I don't think that'll be easy. The whole place looks like it'll come down on our heads.
• Iago: Then let it! I'm sure it'll crush him.
• Zorra: That won't really be benifical. He can survive that with his adapting nanites. He's suffered far worse before. We need to take him out by targeting his weak points.
• Icky: Oh, SURRRRE, it's NEVER that easy no matter what universe we're in!
• Zorra: Just shut up and let's move! (She tried to get up, but her wing was stuck) URRRGH! I'm stuck!
• Icky: Wait... Aren't Hymenovespulas supposed to be super-strong?
• Zorra: You do realise I'm a hybrid, right? That means my biologity isn't consistent to the genetic standerds of my inter-racial parents! It is MORE then just giving you a look that people have difficulty to look at! I have yet to develop my muscles to awaken my proper Hymenovespula biology, and I don't fight that much until now. Plus, my Cunone biology kinda hampers it a bit. (She fails to lift the boulder off her wing).
• Iago: How about you ditch the wing?
• Zorra: You-... OUR WINGS DON'T JUST GROW BACK JUST LIKE THAT!!! And even if it DID-... OH, WE'RE JUST WASTING TIME, JUST TAKE CARE OF RELLY BEFORE HE RECHARGES!!!
• Icky: Then I hope he's 'Relly' for a sock on the nose!
• (Kid #1): LAAAAAAME!
• (Icky)/Icky: "Oh come on, they can't ALL be winners!"
• Iago: "But your the one with the cyber-tick!"
• Zorra: "The tick works best when the robot's systems are too damaged and pre-occupied with repairing itself in some causes. You need to damage Relly enough to give the tick a fighting chance!"
• Icky: "Then this could've been a REALLY nice time for Shen and his magicly appearing Cannons! Or heck, we really need Sonic and friends right about now!"
• Iago: "Well unfortunately, Shen ain't here and that blue hedgehog's too caught up in his roller-coster of a francise right now! So we have to do this on our own!"
• Icky: "Well, we can start with the Solar Panal- Wait a concarn it minute! It's freaking nighttime! How is he getting solar energy?!"
• Zorra: " Well, there's many ways to get solar energy when it comes to the most well-known renewable energy resource. On such way, satellites follow the Sun's light in the surface. That's espeically true here."
• Icky: "...... You AUU folk really have to outshine us, do you?"
• Zorra: "JUST GO?!"
• Icky: "OKAY OKAY, SHEESH! (The Duo ran off and got to a higher ground.)...... I know how to get rid of those panels. (He pulls out a lightsaber-esque boomerang) Tell Kolwalski's Austrilian Cousin Jeouffy that I LOVE his gift to us from chrismas! Hey Relly?! What do you get when you cross Star Wars with Australia?!"
• Relly's Monster: "Uhhh, I don't even know what those are-"
• Icky: "THEY LOOK LIKE THIS?! (Tosses the Light-Rang as in Boomerrang Fastion, it slices off the solar panals and prevents Relly's Monster from powering up) BOOYAH! (The Light-Rang goes right back to the duo as the two screamed as it ended up getting stuck to the floor).... Mental note, let's be sure we plan ahead of using that thing again."
• Iago: "Good idea."
• Relly's Monster: "MY SOLAR PANALS?! YOU CAN'T DO THAT?! THAT'S CHEATING?!"
• Icky: "Oh, whatever happened to the Omnican that APPRESIATED careful planning and stratagy? (Icky and Iago high-fived)."
• Relly's Monster: "...... Well played, irony. Well played. WELL, JOKES ON YOU TWO?! MY NANOBOTS WILL FOCUS THEIR ENGERY TO REPAIR THE PANALS IN NO MORE THEN 5 HOURS?! In that time, I'll go back to recharging, and THEN WE CAN HAVE OUR FIGHT?!"
• Icky: "Yeeeeah, but, would that mean a lot of impourent security stuff gets shut off?"
• Relly's Monster: "Well yes, it's a very unfortunate drawback, but I don't see how you would- (A gitaur string break was heard as he made a quick realisation, and looked to where Zorra was as the boulder appeared to be moved.)...... Where's, the feloot-bug?"
• Zorra appeared upside down to Relly's Monster's face!
• Zorra: "BOO?!"
• Relly's Monster: "(GIRLY SQUEAL?!)"
• Icky: "ZORRA?! I THOUGHT YOU SAID YOU COULDN'T GET THE THING OFF?!"
• Zorra: "I lied to make sure Relly was in a false sense of security so he would only worry about you two, the "Bumbling Idiots", who he would think can't harm him. I was actselly luckly to still have opitimal strentgh from my Hymen side! My Cunone side holds nothing back at all!"
• Icky/Iago/Relly's Monster: "YOU, EDGEY, WITCH?!"
• Zorra: "I'll take that as a compliment. (Brings out the Cyber-Tick)!"
• Relly's Monster: "No wait?! We can negoiate a deal! I'll offer you a ship to return to your parents and give the two idiots directions to find their ship?! Just, put down the Cyber Tick and-"
• Zorra: "Don't stall for time, Relly! A deal's a deal! We bested you, and now it's time for the loyalty program to go OFFLINE?! (Dramaticly tosses the Cyber Tick as it turns from a cute little bot to a more intense hacking machine as it goes torwords Relly's Monster)!"
• Relly's Monster: "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO- (The Cyber-Tick goes into his mouth as the "No" echos)"

Outside te ruined building.

• Silence.
• Icky's voice: "..... So..... Is, it, gonna get to work, or-"
• A Huge wild zap appeared from the center and began to spread across the area, hitting every single Omnican and/or average bot in the area, even in the Xerus group base.

Back inside.

• Relly was back to normal, on his knees kneeling in defeat, as he spat out the Cyber-Tick as it quickly went back to Zorra.
• Relly was free from his control and regained his true self.
• Relly: "...... Thank you, for freeing me from my slavery. The Omnicans and the many unfortunate non-Omnis are forever in your dept. We will return the faver in great, amounts."

Morning, the Xerus Sorrowers main base.

• The Councilers began to argue about the big rapid shock from last night with Trayus clearly annoyed.
• Trayus: ALL OF YOU, CALM DOWN?! I am positive that the large shock was nothing!
• Councilor #1: Bulls***, you're the leader, so you should know what happened!!!
• Councilor #2: In fact, it's too clear you've been so blinded by your goals, you neglected to check your power on the Omnicans.
• Trayus: I do NOT neglect ANY of my powers on the Xerus Sorrowers. The Omnicans were unaffected.
• Councilor #3: Are you THIS foolish to believe so?
• Trayus: I assure you, even if they ARE out of our control, we have nothing to worry about-
• A series of screams and laser fire was heard from the door as the councilers looked concerned!
• A brief silence, and then a band of retreating Xerus Sorrower soldiers are seen runing like cowerds as the liberated machines, Omni and non-Omnican alike marched forth!
• Counciler #1: "THE MACHINES HAVE REVOLTED?! THE HEROES HAD GOTTEN TO RELLY?! THE LOYALTY PROGRAM'S GONE?! WE MUST FLEE?! FLEE FOR OUR LI-"
• The Machines leaped up and proceeded to grab and restraint the Councilers as they scream in terror!
• Trayus fled the scene and escaped through teleportation!

Xerus Sorrower Slave Area.

• The Xerus Sorrowers and the freed Machines began to fight eachother, the Xerus Sorrower Soldiers being widely overwealmed!
• Trayus arrives in secret as he sees an Omnican freeing the slaves while an organic slaver is overwealmed by the former slaver bots with a taste of irony via whip torture!
• Trayus: "... Those heroes act nightmarishly quicker than I expected! I need to secure the relics' safety! I have to find that Magelio user!"
• Trayus secretly manages to get inside the building without notice!

Inside.

• Several Magic users, including a Magilo Harrathor actalite, were seen startled by the noise as they were seen in anti-magic chambers.
• The Magilo User: "What in the name of the Great and Powerful Cornelious's mighty night-time-afived wings is going on?!"
• Trayus got in and proceed to activate a moble function on the chamber as it got spider legs.
• Trayus: "YOU?! MAGILO USER?! YOUR COMING WITH ME?!"
• Cornelious: "It's not like the great and powerful Cornelious has a choice in the matter, considering this minor setback you put me in!"
• Trayus: "SHUT UP, YOU 3RD PERSON SPEAKING FOOL?! DON'T MAKE ME ACTIVATE THE MUTE FUNTION?!"
• Trayus runs off with the moble chamber holding Cornelious following him!

Chapter 7: Meeting a New Friend

An Isloated bunker.

• Trayus was leading the chamber entrapping Cornelious to a large ship.
• Trayus: "It's time I do what I should've done PROPERLY long ago! I am going to find Har D Har and rescue him from that Tibella owned world and bring him back to get our group back on the right track, save our relics and put BOTH of the systems in our control!"
• Cornelious: "And how you're gonna do that while with that inferior sub-Magilo walking stick, kur?"
• Trayus: "..... YOU, ARE GOING TO TURN ME AND THIS STAFF INTO TRUE MAGILO AND MAKE ME POWERFUL ENOUGH TO SEEK OUT HAR D HAR SUCCESSFULY SO HE AND I CAN MAKE A STRONGER XERUS SORROWERS?!"
• Cornelious: "(Scoffs), The Great and Powerful Cornelious is only on a learner's permit, not that I really need it, I'm a pro and all, but I humbly admit the thing you inferior Sub-Magilo User had requested is only done by a master, and even then, under moral grounds I cannot, because your too evil for Magilo! It'll become Dark Magilo and make you worse then already, you sorry racist! It'll corrupt you and make a nasty monster out of you! Like you haven't already done that already, cause I heard what you did to that poor retard of a leader!"
• Trayus: "I WILL TAKE ANY RISK IF IT MEANS SECURING MY FAMILY'S RELICS?! AND I WILL TORTURE YOU UNTIL YOU AGREE TO TORTURE ME, YOU INHUMBLE IMBACILE?! NOW STOP TALKING BACK TO ME?! YOU WILL COME TO DO WHAT I ORDER YOU TO DO?!"
• ???: "That's enough, Trayus."
• The Armored Grasstone came in.
• Trayus: "..... Oh. One of our new recruits. I could use your help with this annoying self-indulgent alien. I need to locate Har D Har Xerus so we can come back stronger. Those two misfits have done it! They removed the Loyalty Program from Relly and caused a massive machine revolt! Now the Xerus Sorrowers as it is now crumbles! But we can make it better then ever! We-"
• Grasstone: "Well..... Then that means I don't need to play pretend anymore. (Presses on a button and her Xerus Sorrower armor vanishes and becomes a unigte camo armor and has the worlds AP on it.)"
• Trayus: "...... Ahhhh...... The Aie Prog girl. Libian Ation. Of the Ation clan. Your abit out of your terratory, aren't you young lady?"
• Libby: "It's Libby. And I was asked by the monastairy to save their brothers from you."
• Trayus: "So..... Your the reason why all this happened. I figured there was a 3rd brain behind those two clearly moronic birdbrains. You set those two on the right direction. Well, you gotten what you were asked for. The Omnicans are free from the Loyalty Program and have revolted. The Xerus Sorrowers are down once again. And I am not stuck with this inhumble insult of a Magilo User. What more is it you want?"
• Libby: "I aim to make sure you don't get away. You commited worse crimes and atrosities then just organising a hate group and enslaving Omnicans. You betrayed a member of your family, and hurted him badly enough that he needs great aide to recover. That, cannot be forgiven. And it forbides you from escaping."
• Trayus: "..... You foolish girl! I process magic and Sub-Magilo! What hope do you have to do battle with a powerful socceror?!"
• Libby: "...... I process a force greater then any magic. I was raised by Omnican Monks to learn a power that dominates them all. The power, of mind."
• Trayus: "..... (LAUGHS HYSTERICLY LIKE JAFAR)! You mean like, the ability to bend SPOONS or making people cluck like Flickens?! (Laughs)!..... Please..... Your gonna need more then THAT to combat MAGIC?!"
• Trayus fired a fireball from the staff at Libby, who responded with using the power of her mind to will the fireball to fade into nothing.
• Trayus and Cornelious gasped!
• Cornelious: "HOW IN THE HE- HOW?! HOW?! THAT WAS CLEARLY A LEVEL 20 FIREBALL?! THEY'RE TOP GUN FIRE SPELLS?!"
• Libby: "The power of thought, can trump even the greatest of magic."
• Trayus: "..... Then I dare you to dominate, THIS?! (He uses the staffs hynoitic abilitie to enter a battle of minds with Libby!)"
• (Amanda): "Wait, how do you guys know about this part? You weren't there for it!"
• (Icky): Story-knowledge meta powers. Also, Libby told us about the fight.
• Trayus: "No amount of training from Omnicans can surpass against my power?!"
• Libby: "Well get ready to be disappointed with yourself once again."
• Libby transends a stronger stage of herself, overwealming Trayus' power.
• Trayus: "WHAT?! NO?! NO?! I CAN'T LOSE HERE?! (THE MIND BATTLE GIVES TRAYUS A SERIOUS MINDGRAINE AS HE GETS TOSSED OFF AS HE LOSES THE STAFF AS CRASHES INTO THE ANTI MAGIC CHAMBER, NO NOTICEABLE DAMAGE ON THE CHAMBER AS TRAYUS PATHICLY SLIDES DOWN FROM IT TO CORNELIOUS' BEMUSEMENT.)"
• Libby got up and came torwords the chamber.
• Cornelious: "Well..... For a, Non-Magilo user, that was a decent preformice. But what about the frog?"
• Libby: "My trained mindpower ended up overwealming him. He won't be able to focus for, a good while."
• Trayus was seen to have been redused to a complete dunce as he was playing with his lips.
• Cornelious: "..... WOW! No wonder he wanted to be a true Magilo User and a not a pathic sub-Magilo user! True Magilo would've garrentied to offer a REAL fight."
• Libby: "Actselly, it's more like his overconfidence ended up being his downfall."
• Cornelious: "Well, now all I need to do is get out of here and make the Xerus Relics vanish. Say, the heroes who managed to disban the Xerus Sorrowers won't mind if I borrow credit on that? I, kinda REALLY need to impress the elders in light of some of my prior preformices going..... South."
• Libby: "You may need to ask them yourself. But as for leaving. (She reads what is left of Trayus' busted mind, and types in the password that spat out Cornelious, who the ego-headed bird quickly took the oppertunity to grab Trayus and tossed him right into the chamber that is now HIS prison)"
• Cornelious: "CONSIDER THAT AS PAYBACK FOR MY HUMILIATING BUT MINOR SETBACK?!"
• Libby: "(Self-Thoughts) He clearly sounds like he has a long way to go."
• (Amanda): "(Disappointedly) Seriously? You weren't even the ones who defeated Trayus?"
• (Icky): "Hey, to be fair, sometimes we're just the people who helped the main heroes defeat the main problem. Besides, it would've ended up being a repeat of a fight against Jafar if his rip-offy nature's anything to go by. At least we had an original battle here. But like we said before, The Tibella part of the story will more then make up for it, and, spoiler alert, WE DO, get to fight the main hancho."

Later.

• The Moble Chamber Holding the Reality-Deattached Stupifived Trayus aboard a ship where the other members of the Xerus Sorrowers, major or minor, are seen.
• Icky: "So how's about this, Corny? If you agreed to make the Xerus Artifacts go poof into that Magilo Dimention like you came here to do, you'll have our full permission to take credit for what happened here. Besides, we ain't here for publisty anyway. We weren't even suppose to be here. We were just on a patrol that was ruined by those Tibella jerks."
• Cornelious: "Hazzah! A deal has been made! I am forever in your dept, heroes! This will surely impress the Magilo Elders, and hopefully they don't know the full details of my minor setback!"
• Cornelious flew off, set off to get to the other relics with Trayus' staff and aims to do what his mission was.
• Iago: "..... That guy's making me miss Trixie already."
• Icky: "That guy's assentually trixie as a boy, dino-bird, thing."
• Relly and the other freed Omnicans arrived.
• Relly: "You have proven to be far worthier oppendents then we anpisipated. You truely are our only hope against the Tibella Inquiztion."
• Raygen: "But make no mistake, wiseguys! The Tibella Group is FAR from being like the Xerus Group. They're the reason why we ended up in this planet to begin with."
• Icky: "Well I'm sure with your help, we can do any-"
• Chrunger: "I have to stop you there, Icar creature. We're too ashamed of our failures to go back. Along with the Tibella Inquizition remembering us too well, espeically Relly. We were the most troubling to them. Any aim to return will be met with us being destroyed for good."
• Relly: "And no! It is not that we're afraid. This is a matter of acknowledging the legit threat the Tibella Poses."
• Icky: "And I get that, but since we're without the other Lougers, we kinda need all the help we can get."
• Relly: "..... How about this? If you can meet up with the master of Omnicans, Dr. Alvert Wuvy Alspund of Alspund Omnics, who resides in the great Omnican Temple of Aie Prog, and have him established a portal link between there and planet Xerus, then you will get your help soon enough. But BE CAUTIOUS! Aie Prog is a devided world, between the Omnican Rebellion, and the Tibella Inquizition. It is impourent to maintain a low profile to even among the populace. They aren't as racist as the Tibella, but their fear of the Tibella's destructive wrath itself will make them fear of the sight of aliens because of how destructive the Tibella will be to try and contain you."
• Icky: "Not even to ask for directions?"
• Relly: "Not unless it's an emgergency!"
• Icky: "Okay, okay! We get it!"
• Relly: "Keep in mind, though. Your going to need a guide who is best suited to lead you to the temple."
• ???: "And I volenteer myself."
• Libby arrived.
• Icky: "Oh hey, your the chick we met in the prison of the Xerus Sorrower-Dorks!"
• Libby: "The name's Libby Ation, and I'm probuly the best shot you have on being able to get back to Tibella. First, we need to get pass the Tibella's security."
• Icky: "...... I got QUITE an idea! Are there any leftover Xerus Sorrowers planning to escape?"
• Relly: "All that were reporting missing are two insignifigent grunts! Last seen heading to one of the hidden bunkers in the Xerraha Desert!"
• Icky: "Then we have our sealthy way, folks!"

Xerraha Desert.

• Two Xerus Sorrower Grunts are seen running torwords a sand covered bunker and arrived to the biggest ship avaluable!
• Xerus Grunt 1: "Hazzcan, we made it! We can get out of here?!"
• Xerus Grunt 2 (Hazzcan): "Yeah, but, Byanus, what can we do now?"
• Byanus the first grunt: "We retreat to the lost Xerus Sorrower base in Tibella and see if we can find Har D Har to have him help us!"
• Hazzcan: "Are you serious dude?! Har D Har hasn't been seen or heard of in YEARS?! Unless your like Trayus, you can't find him?!"
• Byanus: "Well we have heard nothing from that over-confident fake-Magilo User, so let's assume the worse! It's gonna have to be up to us to get the Xerus Sorrowers back on track! Har D Har is our only hope now!"
• Hazzcan: "Why? None of us are racist NOR anarchist! Why are we even WITH these failures?!"
• Byanus: "..... Like you already know! We didn't join these jokes for anything related to their main goal! We joined, to get revenge on what that monster Tyberious Tibella did to Aie Prog! Our old childhood home! That misshapen hodge-podge bug thing did so many horrors?!"
• Hazzcan: "But I have good reason to think that the Xerus Group wouldn't've been any better!"
• Byanus: "Neither did I! But what choice do we have? Har D Har is still our best shot against the Tibella Inquizition! After the Tibella are gone, we won't be with the Xerus group anymore! Is that to be clear?"
• Hazzcan: "(Sighs). Fine."
• The duo went in and have the ship fly out, but onbeknowst to them, the Louger van was hidden in the large ship's cargo hold, with Icky, Iago, Zorra and Libby on board.
• Icky: "And now..... We wait."
• Zorra: "You realise these two are likely to going to find Har D Har, right?"
• Icky: "Don't worry, some act of karma will end up stopping that before they could get that far."
• Libby: "Isn't that alittle dangerious to trust Karma?"
• Icky: "Don't worry, these things always resolve themselves with alittle quick thinking."
• Iago: "Uggh. I hope you know what your doing, Ick."
• Libby/Zorra: "Feelings' mutual."

Epilogue

Clubhouse.

• Icky: "And so we went, onto our voyage torwords the next exciting part of the adventure, of which...... Will have to be given it's own part because this is a two-part episode."
• The kids: "Awwwww."
• Icky: "Buuuut, I'm willing to spend the reminder of the time to bring you up to speed about what happened to the other characters."
• Amanda: "Why not save that AFTER you finish the main story."
• Icky: "Ehhh, fair enough."
• Iago: "We could pass the time by treating you to Ice Cream."
• Kids: "ICE CREAM?!"
• Icky: "You read my mind! (Claps his wings) (An Ice Cream Seller who looks like he came from the world of The Emperor's New Groove showed up) This is Kuzco's professional Ice Cream server. He has a wide range of dairy and non-dairy selections. Make your pick! (The kids began to crowd the guy who kept his cool and make his service.) And just about time for our own break. How's about a quick trip to my cousin Cashy's burger place and then we come back afterwords?"
• Iago: "You know it. I heard they're serving Grabe Soda now! I am a sucker for grapes! WAAAAAY better then crackers!"
• Icky: "Ya know, if there was ever a Cracker Themed Super-Villain, he would NOT even last a second with you. Your hate-boner for crackers is worse then Abridged Cell's for Abriegd Tien.-" (Iago grabbed him by the neck) YAAAHHHKK!!!
• Iago: AND DON'T YOU FORGET IT, BUSTER, OR I'MA GO AFLAC ON YOUR FEATHERY DINGLEBERRY ASS!!!! (He threw him off)
• Icky:... (The two laughed)

To be continued...