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The story of Muko is finally revealed as well as where the myth of it being Ientasy's life force, all through the dead body of Raish's 'mother', Jovana, who is actually the last of a race described by their enemies, the Ietra that dwindled saving their homeworld, as the most horrifying race of all time called the Jonosers, which tried to conquer when their homeworld was destroyed. The Jonosers were a race with adaptable cells with minds of their own that acted like a strain of infectious biomass, and could mimic anyone and anything with these cells. Thus, being mistaken as an Ietra due to shapeshifting and failing to find a new life, the cells went rogue due to the Jovana Project, and by learning of Jovana's memories, they discover that Muko is renewable because Ientasy was a product of an untold legendary entity known as the Transstream, a river of life that brought and restored life wherever it went, and Muko is essentially the renewable byproduct that is thus an endless energy resource, as the myth came from the fact that the core of Ientasy has been the Transstream's home since before the arrival of the Zyaūar Masters and Ientasy himself, as the Jonosers were trying to steal the Transstream to revive their homeworld and fallen population, but Jovana's father wanted the power all to himself to become a 'god' and was stopped, leaving his daughter to be the only heir to continue his quest to use the Transstream to create a god and do what the Jonosers tried to do and more. With this secret exposed by Sepher's mentor and his friend Angae and Geses, along with unlikely new friends like the annoying and hyperactive Anthribian of a fallen free micronation named Duffie, a former fortuneteller worker of an amusement park named Felosha Suith, a still-living and gun-armed D'inkus, a gunslinger spider-infested semi-undead Morphoid warrior named Voncent, and a badass Zyaūar Master named Cidne, the truly-named Ientasy Saviors, with help from the Lodgers who had a problem when Jovana's cells take and infest the Dragon Temple since their last visit to Ientasy, must stop Jovana from destroying Ientasy just to abuse the Transstream for nefarious purposes.

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The Story of Muko and The Transstream[]

(Pending)

Dragon Temple Over-strained[]

Dragon Guardian Temple.

  • Ignitus: "You'll have to pardon that the Lougers weren't able to respond today, Miss Xandra."
  • Xandy in communications: "I wager'd the Lougers are busy for abit, huh?"
  • Ignitus: "Quite. The Lougers have to deal with an influx of Super Villains appearing across Dragon Realms New York. Sinister Vine in Central Park causing a plant uproar,"

A quick cut of the Lougers screaming fighting off psyco plants as a maniacal Stick Insect covered in plants laughed!

  • Ignitus: "Then there was the Great Ape Crate Gang in central plaza monkeying around,"

A Quick Cut of Monkey Business Chaos as A Barrel of Monkeys Inspired Monkey Gang were causing mayhem

  • Ignitus: "Then that cavalcade of usually less threatening villains in The Corrupt Condiment, Linus McBigbuttface, Hagpipes, Treeicus, Jackrabbit of all Trades, and the Anaconga Line,"

A Quick Cut to A collection of misfit lame villains, a Ketchup Costumed Rat, a Dude with giant face cheeks that look like butt cheeks, A Hagfish in the color of bagpipes, A Gladiator wearing wood for armor in the style of a tree, A Jackrabbit covered in kooky gizmos, and a conga-line of Anacondas were seen charging at the surprised Lougers as Icky held a "Yipe" sign.

  • Ignitus: "And just now, they're contending with.... (Shudders)..... Nude Master."

At a football stadium.

  • A football game is occurring, but suddenly, a nude naked Mole Rat ran down field and shocking everyone!
  • Mole Rat: "NUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUDE MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASSSSSSSSSSSSTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEER?! (LAUGHS CRAZILY)?!"
  • The Lougers and Gazelle chased after him!
  • Icky: "DAMN IT ASSHOLE, PUT ON SOME PANTS AND SURRENDER ALREADY?!"

Dragon Guardian Temple.

  • Ignitus: "He's not one of the lougers most..... Favorite adversary."
  • Xandy: "..... Yikes. The Lougers know some WEIRD enemies. Anyway, when they are done, tell them we have another issue with Ientasy, and we need their help."
  • Ignitus: "It'll be done, Miss Xandra."

Jovana Awakens/Mayhem in Mesagard[]

(Later...) Mesagard Safehouse

  • Barron: Alright gang, the Lodgers are coming soon, so did that digital delivery board provide well?
  • Viva: HELL YEAH!
  • Aera: I got magic flowers.
  • Ree: The selection of equipment was amazingly expansive. Technology is a god sometimes.
  • Erroe: Yeah I picked up a Mk. X Röger Saber with the platinum inlay finish...
  • Barron: Do you even know what a Röger is?
  • Erroe: I dunno, do you?
  • Barron:...... So how was the Materio shop?
  • Viva: Nah, apparently it was all sold out.
  • Barron: CAUTER CUBS!!! EVEN THE ONES THAT CAN SUMMON COSMIC BEASTS?!?
  • Ree: "..... I'm sorry, but, there's Materio that can summon, powerful creatures beyond imagination?..... AND PRESIDENT CORNSBY ALLOWED THOSE KIND ITEMS TO EXIST?! ESPEICALLY WHEN WE INITIONALLY HAD YOU GUYS AS OUR PROBLEM WHEN YOU LISTENED TO ELDER FUL?!"
  • Viva: "...... What would be your reaction be if we said yes?"
  • Ree: "..... WHY, DIDN'T YOU ENDED UP USING THOSE THINGS BACK WHEN YOU WERE TERRORISTS?!"
  • Barron: "Well I'm sure the shops had strict no-sales-to-terror-groups policies."
  • Ree: "I MEANT THINGS LIKE, STEALING THEM OR GOING TO THE BLACK MARKET?! YOU HAD ANY IDEA HOW MUCH MORE ACCOMPLISHED TERRORISTS YOU COULD'VE BEEN IF YOU CAN SUMMON GIANT POWERFUL SPACE BEASTS AT WILL?!"
  • Silence........
  • Ree: "...... It never occured to you people, didn't it?"
  • Erroe:.......  We could've done that...... OR WE COULD'VE DONE BETTER THINGS WITH THEM!!!
  • Aera: "..... Erroe, Barron, Miss Viva? Are you okay-"
  • All three: "F***************************************************************************?!"
  • Barron: "I CAN'T BELIEVE, IT WOULD'VE BEEN THAT, F*****G, SIMPLE?!"
  • Erroe: "I KNOW, RIGHT?!"
  • Viva: "HOW COULD FUL NOT REALISED THAT?!"
  • Erroe: It would help if SOMEONE didn't lead us like a bitch to think of more than just what Raish and Ful were doing. And I thought Master Bang Sekhs taught you better than that.
  • Barron: (Scoffs) What was his name?
  • Erroe: Bang Sekhs! "Master of the Fists", and a damn good one when it comes to it if you know what I mean. (Everyone laughed)
  • Viva: AW COME ON, HE TAUGHT ME A LOTTA COOL MOVES!!
  • Erroe: Oh, really? Then name THREE that DON'T sound like sex acts!
  • Viva: Easy! Kickflipper, Bubblekick... Splatblast... (Everyone chuckled) HEY, DON'T MAKE ME CETERIOR BLOW YOU!!! (Everyone laughed out of control)
  • Ree: CETERIOR BLOW?! WERE YOU RAPED BY ONE OR SOMETHING?!
  • Viva: NO!...... Maybe.
  • Erroe: Well they are her favorite animal so that's a possibility. (Everyone laughed)
  • Viva: WELL AT LEAST I DON'T HAVE A WEAPON THAT LOOKS TOO PHALLIC!! (A glass shatter was heard as everyone stopped)
  • Barron:... Holy s***, gonna need a Phemix Down for that one.
  • Erroe: "(Breaths in)...... I was prepared to deal with alot of smack talk today..... BUT NOT THIS?! (Walks out in a hurt huff!)"
  • Ree: "....... I think you hurt his feelings."
  • Viva: Well that's what he gets for implying I was raped by a wild animal!
  • Ree: "Okay, being real here, why are you and Erroe back to being at eachother's throats again, I thought you two made up."
  • Viva: "Hey, we never said we were gonna stop arguing, we are still gonna give eachother shit every once in a while."
  • Ree: "I mean, it feels more intense then usual...."
  • Viva: "(Angerly) Well excuse me if I'm alittle miffed that Erroe forgot that THE ANNIVERSY OF WHEN WE LOST OUR HOME TO RAISH WAS A THING!?"
  • Barron: "Ohhhhhh, he f****d up with you again, did he?"
  • Viva: Yeah, he f****d up, that's all he's good at, and that's all he'll ever be good at!
  • Aera: Viva, let's not use such harsh words. Maybe he forgot it because he doesn't like being reminded of it.
  • Viva: He forgot it because HE'S AN ASSHOLE!!!
  • Ree: "Well I personally believe he may have a better reason then both of those throies."
  • Viva: "Then I'm not gonna treat him better UNTIL HE FESSES UP?!"
  • Barron: "Did it ever occured to you that maybe he's so afraid of being honest and straightforword with you because your combined strentgh and netourious bad temper makes you scarior then a Gladiozont? Heck, a Gladiozont would piss itself if it saw you in a fit of rage!"
  • Viva: That's his problem, not mine. He doesn't wanna get f****d up, he doesn't BE a f*** up.
  • Ree: "Well scaring him like that isn't gonna motivate honesty from him. In fact, isn't he the leader?"
  • Viva: Oh please, he leads as well as he has pubes!
  • Ree: And yet, he took down Raish! He's GOT pubes, Queefgon! Why don't you bring him back and count them?
  • Barron: (Amused) QUEEFGON!!
  • Aera: Alright, ENOUGH! Now, I know we're all upset about everything, but we're about to set things right with the Lodgers. So Viva, I want you to promise you are not gonna deminstraight that kind of embarrising behavior in front of the Lougers and the HA when they arrive here.
  • Viva: "..... I can't garrentie I would always be devote to this, because during the anniversery, espeically if it's done wrong, I became easily irritable!"
  • Aera: "Can you at least promise to try?"
  • Viva: "(Sighs defeated and angerly).... Fine! If'll get you all off my case about it."

Finding The Fallen Micronation[]

Path

  • Erroe: (He hums furiously as the others walked while Ree was sniffing)
  • Viva: Erroe, we've been walking for 5 hours.
  • Erroe: NO ******** ******* S********* WE'VE BEEN WALKING FOR 5 HOURS!!! I HAVE A WATCH!!!
  • Pain: Yeesh, dude, get whatever Blizzaga is called in this dimension and chill.
  • Erroe: "How am I suppose to chill when I am made to trek across the planet without a cool mode of transportation?! Is it really a wonder why I never left the city?!"
  • Gazelle: "Not a country sort, are you?"
  • Erroe: NO!
  • Viva: Erroe, we've been walking as much as you, so don't go snapping at us!
  • Erroe: Well excuse me! It's bad enough our home is under siege by Mükonoids, but I have to be tense after being reminded of that HORRIBLE memory in Niviliholm.
  • Viva: Oh, yeah, the horrible memory where my mom got sliced up like ham!
  • Erroe: My mom died too, Viva, don't think that card will win bets here.
  • Dodger: Guys, just count your blessings, will you? You could use the exercise.
  • Ree: Besides, I can smell Jonova. She's about an hour ahead of us.
  • Erroe: You said that THREE HOURS AGO!!!!
  • Ree: Give me a damn break, I'm stuck as a mutant pet. I don't know how this body even works. Also, it's highly likely that Jovana isn't just going to stand still and wait for us to reach her. That would've been Cornsby's cousin levels of stupid.
  • Aera: It's not a big deal, guys. Time and biology are weird. Like, how can a quarter be PAST seven, or why do males have nipples?
  • Viva: Ugh, there's so much wrong with you.
  • Erroe: Viva, there's NOTHING wrong with Aera!
  • Viva: Uh, are you clueless?! Miss Cheery Princess here is so numb to reality because she was likely scared of it as a kid!
  • Aera: (Gasps happily with pink glittery eyes) You think I'm a PRINCESS?!
  • Viva: Oh my f*****g God, NO, IT WAS AN INSULT!! HOW F*****G STUPID ARE YOU?!?
  • SpongeBob: Christ, lady!
  • Viva: Don't talk to me that way, homo!
  • Squidward: (Scoffs) Hit THAT nail on the head! (Sandy slapped him)
  • Erroe: Weeds, she's clearly a learner, show some respect!
  • Viva: What the f*** ever, she's an adult. This is the real world, so she can't just stay behind a childish façade and grow stupid because of it. She REALLY needs to grow up!
  • Erroe: She's not GOING to if you act like an insulting spoiled brat! Bullying her is only going to make it worse.
  • Tigress: He's right, you know-
  • Viva: YOU STAY OUT OF THI- (Tigress grabbed her hand and bended it painfully) II-IIII-AAAAAAHHHH!!! AAAAGH!!! (She let go)...... OWW!!
  • Tigress: Next time, don't talk back to someone who's only trying to help.
  • Rita: Guys, we're at the entrance. (The micronation was in ruins)
  • Einstein:... Not too shabby for something that looks abandoned.
  • Francis: That's because it IS abandoned.
  • Erroe: The micronation was congured by Raish and Shïïmra for being the last nation against Müko mining. Glad to know there's some survivors. And hey, it's just a hop and skip away. We just need to pass through the Mythium Mines and- (Everyone was shocked to see a giant alien cobra similar to the Zolom, with a hood similar to frillneck frills and butterfly wings, a rattlesnake rattle and forked tail, and multiple fangs rising behind Erroe)... There's something really scary behind me, isn't there? (Looks behind hm to see the creature.)"
  • Creature: "...... (Surprisingly friendly voice) Well howdy-do."
  • Erroe: "(WIMPY SCREAMS AND RUN AWAY!)"
  • Creature: "AAAAAAH?! IS THERE SOMETHING FRIGHTIN' HERE?! I GOT TO GET THE HAY OUT OF HERE?! (Swam away!)"
  • Icky: "...... What, just happened?"
  • Aera: They just scared each other. That serpent looked young, so...
  • Father Serpent: (A bigger one came in)... WHO DARES THREATEN MY CHILD?!? (Looks at the group's weapons)... HUNTERS!! (He displayed all his retractable fang teeth)
  • Viva: IT'S GONNA KILL US!!
  • Aera: Actually, he's only trying to defend his child, so-
  • Viva: THIS IS NO TIME TO TREE-HUG, YOU DUMB BI- (The Father Serpent bit her) AHH, IT BIT ME!
  • Aera: Looks like someone's been poisoned.
  • Viva: Looks like SOMEONE should HEAL ME!!!
  • Aera: Out of mana!
  • Viva: I'M NOT STUPID, I KNOW YOU'RE LYING, JUST HEAL ME BEFORE I GAG YOU WITH THAT PONYTAIL OF YOURS!! THAT'S AN OR-... Duurrrrr! (She fell pathetically)
  • Mr. Whiskers:...... (They did this)
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Monty python holy grail run away

  • As the group ran off, the Father Serpent was surprised that the group didn't stuck around to fight and stared surprised......
  • Father Serpent: "...... (His daughter came back)..... They're, not really hunters, are they?"
  • Daughter Serpent: "Ugh, no dad. They were obviously just a misfited band of weirdos....."
  • Father Serpent: "Well yeah, cause ya would think hunters would be braver then that."

French Narrator: And So...

  • Friend Owl: Well, THAT went well!
  • Barron: Well according to my diagnosis, Viva, is sick as hell.
  • Viva: (Flushed red and droopy and moaning until vomiting)
  • Erroe: Daaah, she'll be fine.
  • Big Mama: Really?
  • Erroe: Hey, you call it mean, I call it karma.
  • Viva: Aerrrrrrra, heeeal... (She vomited)
  • Aera: Not until you apologize for being a jerk.
  • Viva: FUUUEEEGGGHHCCCKK THAT, MY SELF-RESPECT IS WORTH WAY MORE THAN AN UNHELPFUL DUMB BROA- (She vomited)
  • Erroe: Is it weird to say I think she's much hotter when sick?
  • Barron: Yes, and that's clearly your hate boner. Shame on you.
  • Lord Shen: "Well just our luck that giant snakes prevent our venture inward."
  • Barron: "We're gonna have to get something to outrun that thing and-"
  • Fu-Xi: "AHEM?! Hello?! Exbert in snakes here?! I can REASON with that creature and get it to let us pass. Heck, I'll even get him to take us to those mines as a bonus."
  • Erroe: "Oh like you can reason with a Swampent! They're nasty as all hell?!"
  • Gazelle: "Okay, one, the younger one was only saying hi to us, and two, the father was only unpleasent because he thought we were a threat."
  • Erroe: "Well it's not like Fuey here-"
  • Fu-Xi: "Fu-XI?!"
  • Erroe: "Can actselly be able to reason with that thing! How am I to know that serpent ways here aren't a hell of a lot different from yours? I would bet my sword that he can't do it!"
  • Gazelle: "Well I would let you hold the Uniter Blade until our next destination if you are right."
  • Erroe: "YOU'RE ON?! I can't wait to see the look on your face when Fu-Xi screws this because he CLEARY doesn't understand snakes here-"

Back at the Swamp

  • Fu-Xi and the Swampent father were seen laughing!
  • Fu-Xi: "And then I said to him, "My shedded skin's so big, it can become an elephant's sock"! So I took some and placed it on an Elephant's foot!"
  • Swampent Father: "(LAUGHS)! I may have no idea what're you saying, but I STILL UNDERSTAND THOSE JOKES?! (Laughs)!"
  • Erroe was seen shocked stupid with a surprised face......
  • Gazelle: "..... Annnnd, I'll be holding this, (Takes away Erroe's blade) Until our next desination."
  • Erroe: "(Phathicly and high-pitched) Craaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaap. But how?! SNAKES SHOULDN'T BE THIS SIMILAR!!"
  • Fu-Xi: It doesn't matter if dimensional differences are apparent. Serpents clearly know each other across the multiverse. You should really have a respect for serpents.
  • Father Serpent: So, uh, sorry about-
  • Aera: Oh, you don't have to apologize.
  • Viva: I KNOW YOU DIDN'T JUST SA- (Vomits)
  • Aera: I'll only allow a cure if you apologize.
  • Viva: F*** YOU, I WON'T TOLERATE THIS BRIBERY!!! HOW'S ABOUT I INFECT YOU WITH THIS STUFF AND SEE HOW YOU LIKE IT?! HEAL ME OR SO HELP ME-
  • Gazelle: "(Knocks Viva out!)........... I stopped her from doing something she'll regret."
  • Aera: "Thank you Miss Gazelle."
  • Erroe: Yeah if there's anything bad about her, it's her intolerable self-respect. She's not going to apologize so let's just have her cured and be done with it?
  • Father Swampent: "Well if you want, I can give you some of my venom so any smarty misfit might make into anti-venom."
  • Count Razoff: That would be appreciated.

Later, after a serpent ride.

  • Viva was cured..... But also even angier then usual.
  • Shifu: "Miss Viva, we understand that you were upset about Erroe's failure to honor a certain date, but that gives you no excuse to insult those around you."
  • Icky: "Yeah, you could've ended up turning that father swamp snake against us and we would've been forced to go after an AUU Chocabo in a wild goose chase like in the Abridged Series where it would've ended up getting annoying!"
  • Viva: "WELL HOW WOULD YOU LIKE IT IF SOMEONE WHO WAS YOUR CHILDHOOD FRIEND FORGETS THE ANNIVERSY OF A SHARED TRAGEDY?!"
  • Erroe: "Viva, I didn't mean to forget, I was caught up chasing down a Xorabeak who claimed that he was Ful's friend! That guy threaten to get people to be against Muko again and avenge him!"
  • Viva: "Oh, and what was the guy's name?!"
  • Erroe: "Foo L. Hardy."
  • Viva: "........ (Clenched Teeth) That better be an actual name and not you JOKING?!"
  • Barron: "Actselly, Ful's family were once partners and friends with another fozzel fuel company known as Hardy Coals, a company..... (Gets manicly depressed) A company that once owned Coal Town..... (Goes back to normal) So yeah, Water Equite's accreate as fuck."
  • Viva: "..... Then I WANT to see this basturd for myself so I can take my frustraigtions out on his Xulture-based ass instead of yours?!"
  • Erroe: "Well he escaped when I got distracted when I just remembered the anniversary- (Viva gets furious) DAH?! He said something about heading to where Carslet placed that giant gun that looks cool but is tecnecally useless because it can't turn for shit!"
  • Viva: "OHHHHH, GREAT!? THAT MEANS THAT ASSHOLE IS LIKELY ALREADY AT WORK TRICKING INNOSENT PEOPLE INTO TRYING ANOTHER REBELION?!"
  • Ree: "Is it possable that Hardy is being a pawn to Jovana and the Mukovoids as well as O'Files possabily was?"
  • Viva: "Well since Jovana wants that Muko all to her greedy ass and Hardy is trying to get people to trust fozzel fuels again, I'm gonna have to give that a solid "NO SHIT"?!"
  • Barron: "Well, let's we worry about Hardy when we can get our hands on him. For now, how's about we split up and cover ground?"
  • Shifu: We are a step-ahead. The rest are already looking for supplies and clues.
  • Viva: Okay, fine! What matters is that we got to the micronation.
  • Erroe: Well good. No need to escalate things over something I prefer to forget.
  • Viva:... You forgot... ON PURPOSE?!?
  • Erroe: Okay, no, that, I, wha, maybe, OKAY, YES!! AND WHY NOT?! WHY MAKE AN ANNIVERSARY OF A TRAGEDY TOO PAINFUL TO THINK ABOUT?!
  • Viva: BECAUSE IT'S GIVING RESPECT FOR THOSE WHO DIED WHEN RAISH DESTROYED EVERYTHING!! Being pocessed by Dark Muko and Jovana aside...... What happened to us is still horrible! WHY INTENTIONALLY FORGET THAT?!
  • Erroe: "Because, it's better for the past to be in the past?"
  • Viva: "..... THEN HOW DID YOU REMEMBER IF YOU WERE TRYING TO INTENTIONALLY FORGET!?"
  • Erroe: "..... Hardy's Zhaerunia goons inadvertingly reminded me cause one of them was talking about a freaking calender he thought was freaking cool and showed it to his friends like a retard, and he talked about the date of the anniversery!"
  • Viva: "..... (Deadpan) Was that how Hardy escaped?"
  • Erroe: "Well, that, and his right hand Zhaerk punched me in the back of the head. I still feel that."
  • Zosimo: "Wait, did you get the name of the Zhaerk?"
  • Erroe: "Well Hardy said his name was Goldtooth. Although personally, and it could be that I'm a bit color blind, but the metal tooth looked to be more of a yellow bronze or copper color then gold."
  • Zosimo: "...... After all these years, I finally caught up with him."
  • Erroe: "Wait, what? YOU KNOW THAT BACK-HEAD PUNCHING ASSHOLE?!"
  • Zosimo: "Well it ain't easy to forget the hard-core freelance gun-for-hire mercenary boss of trained killers that murdered the uncle of your lover?!"
  • Silence......
  • Barron: "..... (Serious tone) You had some history with that son of a bitch, do you?"
  • Zosimo: "A history that I'm blessed, yet cursed, to never forget..... You see, my wife's uncle.... Kinda had a bad tendingcy to make "friends" in an un-neighterly fastion."

Flashback.

  • (Zosimo): "Her uncle was a bit of a loose cannon millionaire who had a bad hapit of buying public places like MAD! He bought parks, orphanages, schools, even entire goverments, because he enjoyed being a rich f****r!"
  • (Erroe): "Well tecnecally, him being killed isn't a really BAD thing."
  • (Zosimo): "Well that's the thing.... My wife still had feelings for the basturd, even when he could barely acknowedge her existence. I by all means don't care for her uncle myself, but.... My wife hoped he became a change man one day. Thing is, on the day he was actselly going to announce he was gonna start making good things happen, a vengeful former friend of his, hired Goldtooth."
  • Goldtooth loomed over the millionaire uncle as he was on the podium, as the audience gasped!
  • (Zosimo): "The damn fish pulled out his trademark Zhaerk-made de-skinner lazer gun and..... Ya'll can figure yourselves what happened next."
  • Goldtooth was given a dark smerk as a red flash of light was seen as the Millionaire was redused to redden bones!
  • (Icky): "YEESH?! This dude gave him the "When Mars Attack" treatment!"
  • (Zosimo): "And that wasn't even the worse of it.... He robbed my wife the happiest day of her life..... She was sadden by the lost. It was enough that it took her a year to make peace with it since. I wanted to stop that Junja-headed basturd here and there! (Zosimo charged).... Basturd was a slipperly one. (Zhaerk overwealmed Zosimo)..... He humiliated me infront of millions, and his own laughing henchmen of Zhaerunias as the smugged chum-ater escaped without a trace on his Zhaerk ship..... I was lucky Warson and the Council desided to merciful enough to not let this taint my record as an effective hero. He not only took the happiest day of my wife's life..... But he also took my dignity and legitamentcy as a confident hero....."

Present

  • Zosimo: "..... And even when I had busted the former friend, it ain't enough that the hired gun who murdered my wife's uncle is still out there, continuing his business! I would give my life to see that terror of the deep freeze in the prison of Oranos where he belongs?!"
  • Tyberious Jr.: "..... How come you never told us about this? We could've all helped you hunt down that monster fish!"
  • Zosimo: Because he had a lot of aces, and was very crafty. If I brought you along, you'd be more liabilities than assets.
  • Erroe: Well I guess there's more in this for one of us.
  • Viva: Pssh, bulls***! You got an army of Lodgers to help on that mission, you dumb idiot.
  • Zosimo: Madam, I would kindly appreciate it if you don't be a jerk any further.
  • Viva: F*** YOU, THAT'S ALL YOU'LL GET FROM ME!!
  • Icky: "Yeesh, does that ONE date mean the world to you? (Gets punched into the sky by Viva) THAT'S A FREAKING YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeessssssssssssssssssssssssss- (Crashes into the far distence)......"
  • Iago: "...... I'll go get it. (Flies off to the direction where Icky crashed.)"

(Later...) Micronation Bay

  • Aquanid: What in the blub are you doing in Juno Harbor?!
  • Barron: I don't know, freaky fish girl, but here's a better question: Why does this micronation have a giant-ass cannon that looks like it'll never turn?
  • Aquanid: "Why don't ya ask President Cornsby, who he and his goons place there in trying to make us mine Muko! You frauds basicly are on good terms with him now since you Betrayed Ful!"
  • Erroe: "Aw damn it, Hardy already got to work to make people this stupid again!"
  • Viva: "Well maybe that would've been avoided if YOU HADN'T FAILED TO CAPTURE HIM?!"
  • Erroe: WHY AM I ALWAYS YOUR PUNCHING BAG?!
  • Viva: F*** you, that's why!
  • Aera: Okay, Viva, you need to leave!
  • Viva: BITCH, DON'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO!!! YOU'VE DONE ENOUGH HARM AS IT IS!! I- (The Aquanid knocked her out)
  • Aquanid: Kraanfishes, she was annoying!
  • Barron: "..... Kid, though I'd do the same, that was not a smart decidtion."
  • Aquanid: "Aw what're you talking abou- (Viva got up quickly and roared at her like a JP T-Rex)...... (SCREAMS AND RUNS AWAY)"
  • Viva: "YEAH YOU BETTER RUN, YOU LITTLE S***?!"
  • Iago: "YA JUST JURRASSIC PARK ROARED A LITTLE GIRL?!"
  • Viva: Yeah, so what?
  • Iago: One, how the hell can you do that? Second, how the hell did you wake up so quickly? Third, she looked young, so you might've done an Erroe and f****d up the same way he did with the Swampent.
  • Viva: The two former questions, f*** you, that's how. Latter question, she seems old enough to fend for herself. She was wearing a two-piece bathing suit and could be raped. She'd surely be able to fight off those too curious-
  • ???: Oh you did NOT just say that about my daughter!! (Another Aquanid came out of the water)
  • Erroe: "Earning friends as usual, Viva?"
  • Viva: Don't make me rip your mouth off!
  • Father: Where's Prylla? WHAT'VE YOU DONE TO PRYLLA?!
  • Erroe: Weeds here scared her off.
  • Viva: ERROE!!! WHY?!
  • Erroe: F*** you, that's why! And like you said, she can clearly take care of herself-
  • (Prylla): AGONYFIIIIIISH!!! (A giant eel came out and ate her)
  • Prylla's Father: NOOOO!!!
  • Erroe: Well once again, now I'm not the only f*** up!
  • Skipper: Erroe, will you just do something?
  • Prylla's Father: I'll be waiting in the water. We Aquanids can't live on land, you know. You better have saved my daughter once I get back.
  • Erroe: Yeah, WEEDS! You better have saved his daughter once he gets back- (A rip was heard off-camera) AHHH, MY MOUTH!!!!
  • Merlin: Look, let's just save the poor girl!
  • Thief: ("I'll handle this!") (He throws a grenade at the Agonyfish)
  • Barron:... Thiefy? I don't recall giving you one of my plasma grenades.
  • Archimedes: Probably because he stole it.
  • Barron: HE STOLE ONE OF MAH GRENADES?!?!?!?!
  • Erroe: Uhhhhhhhhh...
  • Archimedes: Yeah, he's kind of a kleptomaniac. He just knows stealing. You name anything valuable in any definition, he steals it.
  • Barron: GREAT, IS HE GONNA STEAL OUR MATERIO TOO?!
  • Archimedes: Okay, he wouldn't stoop to that level.
  • Barron: You said he steals anything, right after, by the way, you said that he's a KLEPTO-F*****G-MANIAC!!!!!!!!!!
  • Archimedes: WE'D FORCE HIM TO RETURN IT!!!
  • Erroe: (Nervously) Hey guys, yeah, that thing has gills, so doesn't it need water to survive- (The Agonyfish died and sunk)
  • Gazelle:... Did... Did it just forgot it needed water to survive? How, did that creature survived this long until this point? What, what even is the spieces like?
  • Trixie: Who cares? It was probably too dumb to be given your tree-hugging nature. Let's just get the sea human girl back. (She turned into a seapony and retrieved Prylla)... Now for CPR!
  • Ree: YOU IDIOT, THAT'S AN AQUANID!!! SHE CAN'T BREATH ON LAND!!!
  • Trixie: "..... Oh. (Tosses Prylla into the water). Happy?"
  • Ree: "Now there's the issue of you just tossing an unconjustus child into the water like a ragdoll?!"
  • Trixie: "Ugh, is there NO making you happy?!"
  • Ree: I don't know, is there?
  • Trixie: WE HAVE LITTLE EXPERIENCE WITH ALIEN BEINGS HERE!!
  • Merlin: (Casting an aquatic spell) Can we just see if the poor girl's okay?
  • Aera: Viva, you stay up here. You're probably not going to be appreciated for this.
  • Viva: Suck my d***!
  • Banzai: You don't have a d***.
  • Viva: You don't know that.
  • Erroe: So, you're a homosexual then?
  • Viva: (Glass shatter).... I officially feel unclean.
  • Erroe: Yeah, next time, don't be a smartass.
  • The group but Viva went underwater.
  • Viva: "(Grumbles as unbeknowest to her, Hardy's mercenaries watch in secret.)"

Underwater

  • Prylla's Father: Well, you saved my daughter, albeit not exactly treated her unconjustus body ALL THAT WELL, but, you still saved her, and, that much is appreciated, but, as before, she's still unconscious.
  • Erroe: Here, let me try CPR. (He breathes in)
  • Prylla's Father: Or I can just magically heal her. (She does that)
  • Prylla: (Coughs loads of bubbles) DAWW, FRECK-ON-A-STICK!!!
  • Erroe:... You're bulls******g me, right?
  • Lucky Jack: Wow. A human that can only breath underwater. Now I've seen everything.
  • Prylla's Father: We're actually fish that evolved into the SHAPE of a human. You guys know anything?
  • Ree: No they do not.
  • Erroe: Well, now that we're done here, I guess we'll meet your micronation's leader.
  • Prylla's Father: And where do you think you're going? Your girlfriend endangered my daughter.
  • Erroe: One, she's not my girlfriend... Anymore. Second... WHAT?!?
  • Prylla's Father: You owe me AND this micronation big for doing all this. You shall wait at the inn until our leader wants to speak to you.
  • Barron: And what if we don't, Mr. Grumpy Pants?
  • Prylla's Father: Then I'll have a little chat with Hardy about the public Pro-Muko menaces, and you will go to prison.
  • Barron: OH MY GODS, ARE YOU BLACKMAILING US?!
  • Prylla's Father: Just think of it as, involuntary volunteering. We can finally be free from Cornsby now that we have the best terrorists and assassins around- (Barron bashed him unconscious)
  • Prylla: FATHER!!!
  • Erroe: BARRON!!!
  • Barron: I WILL NOT BE BLACKMAILED INTO TERRORISM AND/OR ASSASSINATION!!! THIS IS WHY BLACKMAILING IS A PUNISHABLE OFFENSE ON HUNDREDS OF WORLDS!!
  • Prylla: You do realize that you gave me a good reason to finish where he started, right?
  • Bagheera: Miss Prylla, there's no need to escalate thi-
  • Prylla: (Whistles) OH GIGGLES!!! (A Ceterior came in and took her and her father away) Don't follow me. I'm the leader of this micronation's saviors. You'll never win no matter wha-
  • Gazelle brings out a candy bar.
  • Prylla: "CANDY?! (Makes Giggles go back to the group) CANDY CANDY CANDY CAND- (The Lougers grabbed her and Giggles)..... CURSE YOU CANDY, MY ONLY ONE WEAKNESS?!"
  • Ree: "..... This is why children shouldn't lead rebelion groups of any kind."
  • Erroe: "Alright kid! Tell us where Hardy is, or you won't be getting ANY candy!"
  • ???: "Messing with children, and with Candy Bars? That is such a pedo thing to do."
  • The group got surrounded by Zhaeruna mercenaries as Goldtooth walked in.
  • Goldtooth: "If you desire to meet Hardy........ Then it'll be our way."
  • Erroe: "....... CRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA- (Goldtooth lounged and punched him!)"

BLACKOUT!

  • ???: Erroe.... Hey Erroe?
  • (Erroe): Oh, uh, hey, strange voice in my head.... Haven't spoken in a while.
  • ???: Hey man, are you sure you're remembering the Nivilholm mission right?
  • (Erroe):.... Yeeesss? I thought I was. Why? Did I not?
  • ???: Dude... Viva was there. You should ask her when you wake up you waste of oxygen.
  • (Erroe): Wow, took a 180, don't you think?
  • ???: Wake uuuup-

Reality

  • Viva: (As everyone was in an underwater dungeon) -YOU USELESS F*****G WASTE OF OXYGEN!!!!!!!
  • Erroe: DAH, VIVA, I DIDN'T DRAIN ALL THE OXYGEN IN THE WATER HYPERVENTILATING!... Wait... Why'd I say something I wasn't dreaming about?
  • Viva: Wake up, you big fat Pinii!!
  • Erroe: Oh, well c**t-a-doodle-doo to you too, bitch. (Icky scoffed at that)
  • Viva: WHAT'S THIS I HEAR ABOUT BARRON HAVING TO KNOCK OUT THE DAD BECAUSE OF YOU?!?
  • Erroe: Look, it's been a weird and annoying day. The dad tried to blackmail us into an assassination and/or terrorism since they were gullible enough to trust an anti-Shïïmra asshole, then the kid threatened to finish it, she had a Ceterior-
  • Viva: YOU MET A CETERIOR WITHOUT ME?!?
  • Fidget: Whoa, sounds like someone loves alien dolphins.
  • Erroe: They're her favorite animal. Anyway, Viva, can I ask you something?
  • Viva: Oh, you have questions for ME?!
  • Erroe: Yes... Am I remembering the Nivilholm mission right?
  • Viva:... The f*** kinda question is that?
  • Erroe: I don't know, okay, am I or not?!
  • Viva: Uh, yeah!
  • Erroe: Sooo... Everything I said to Cornsby and the Lodgers... Actually happened?
  • Viva: Ga-DOI!! What are you, stupid?
  • Icky: Okay, Weeds, can you stop being a bitch to him for one second-
  • Viva: Okay. Error, I'm sorry. (She then slaps him) SECOND OVER!!
  • Icky: OKAY NOW YOU'RE JUST PISSING ME OFF!!
  • Erroe: Yeah, that was uncalled for!!
  • Viva: Deal with it! It's always gotta be about you, doesn't it? You forget an anniversary for being a disrespectful whiner, Princess Tree-Hugger bribes me for a cure, AND NOW WE GET BLACKMAILED INTO A TERRORIST OPERATION AGAINST OUR WILL ONLY MADE WORSE BY YOU AND BARRON!! PLEASE UUNIVERSES, GIVE US MORE HEADACHES!!!
  • Icky: "Do you REALLY wanna provoke karma like that?"
  • A Zhaeruna came in with moving sack.
  • Zhaeruna: "Yo Mochachos! Ya got a new roomie! (Opens the bag and tosses in a Anthribian dressed like Yuffie in the original Final Fantasy game right in front of the group). Found this bitch trying to pick-pocket me and accsidently touched my feholies! I suggest you litterally watch your asses with that one! (Leaves)"
  • Anthribian: "..... (Gets up super-cheery) HELLLLLLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! IT'S YOUR NEW BEST FRIEND DUFFIE?!"
  • Viva: "....... DAMN IT UNIVERSES, I WAS JOKING?!"
  • Icky: "WELL THAT'S WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU PROVOKED KARMA?!"
  • Viva: F*** YOU!
  • Icky: OH MY GOD, WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU, QUEEFY SEA DRAGON?!
  • Banzai: (Amused) QUEEFY SEA DRAGON!!
  • Duffie: "So, what ya in for?"
  • Viva: Ask Mr. F*** Up here- (Erroe choked her)
  • Erroe: CALL ME A F*** UP, I DARE YOU!!! CALL ME A F*** UP ONE MORE TIME!!! GET OVER THE GODDAMN ANNIVERSARY AND FOCUS ON WHAT'S MORE IMPORTANT!!! (He let her go as they feloot-fought again)
  • Duffie:... What're they doing?
  • Baloo: This is just something they do to substitute violence. (Erroe tickled Viva by the feet again as she giggled uncontrollably) Best to leave them alone for a few seconds.
  • Duffie: Well, I... Uh... Shouldn't some of you be drowning down here?
  • Bagheera: Shouldn't you?
  • Duffie: I'm an amphibian, duh! Water's second nature to me! So back to the questions. What're you in for and how are you breathing down here?
  • Bagheera: Latter question, we have magic. Former question, we were looking in this micronation for a lead on an alien parasite that ravaged Mesagard. Thanks to Prylla and her father, it didn't go well.
  • Duffie: Oh, those two. She and her father are the local jacks and Prylla's the jackest of them all. Lost her land-dwelling boyfriend to the Shïïmra Organization when they trashed the micronation and left it's inhabitants to retreat underwater. Now she leads an anti-Muko strike team. I kept trying to tell her that vampiric stuff about Muko was only a myth, but her stubbornness is through the surface.
  • Duke: At least the lit'le whore literally sucks on candy bars like a d-
  • Erroe: (As Erroe threw Viva's shoes out the bar window) Well thanks to your bitchy attitude, you'll have to deal with smelly feet until we sort this out.
  • Duffie:... They look cute.
  • Viva: What?
  • Duffie: I SAID YOU'RE SO CUED!!
  • Viva: You mean screwed?
  • Duffie: Yeah, that. Well I have no purpose here, so, if we escape, can I come with?
  • Barron: "Depends on if we can even do that."
  • Duffie: "(Sing-along) That wasn't a NOOOOOOO-OOOOOO. (Pulls out some keys) Took these while the Zhaeruna wasn't paying attention."
  • Icky: "But weren't you in a sack?"
  • Duffle: "It had a patch on it for a hole it had. I have ways...."
  • Barron/Erroe/Viva/Aera: "...... You're in."
  • Lougers/HA: "Seriously?"
  • ???: Not so fast! (Prylla came in a rebel outfit chuckling)... That was SO close, wasn't it?
  • Giant Octopus: (She came in) Well sorry to say, you ain't going anywhere or you WILL be reported to Hardy.
  • Rico: GIANT OCTOPUS!!!!!
  • Prylla: Say hello to this micronation's leader, Presidentress Toctus.
  • Thunderclap: "Wouldn't that be Madam President, cause-"
  • Prylla: "SAME DIFFERENCE, BIRDY?!"
    Thunderclap: "(YELPS)!?"
  • Icky: "..... Huh. I totally thought it was gonna be that Hardy guy."
  • Prylla: "Nahhhhhhhh, he only inspired us to fight back again.... And left his mercenary friends to give us a boost."
  • Viva: Well, still nice to meet you reguardless, INKBUTT!!
  • Presidentress Toctus: UGH, LEAVE MAH BROTHER OUTTA THIS!! (They scoffed)... Walked RIGHT into that one. Alright, listen up. Y'all wanted to see me? Here I am. But you will do what we say for your crimes against us.
  • Viva: Oh, come on, all we did was scare a child who can fight. We defeated Raish, show some respect!
  • Presidentress Toctus: You betrayed the true path. There won't be no respect for you lot! You're going to do this mission for us, or we will turn you into Hardy.
  • Xandy: I can't believe you, you insolent bitch! We try to ask for help, and this is how we're treated? No wonder your micronation fell if this is how you tre- (Toctus strangles her with her tentacles)
  • Hudson: XANDY- (He fell on his face unable to swim).... STUPID WATER!!!
  • Toctus: "Now, are you gonna listen to what we want, or do I have to- (Gazelle pulled out the Uniter and slashed Toctus across the face, causing the Presidentress to scream in pain as she let's go of Xandy as the light of the Uniter Blade began to burn and hurt Toctus?!) AGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH?! MY FACE?! MY BEAUTIFUL, BEAUTIFUL FACE?! (Her face became horrendusly and trumatisingly disfigured?!)"
  • Gazelle: "..... I can understand that you mistaken Hardy as a messiah and not the deluded fool he truely is, along with O'files, but you will have NO PARDON TO THREATEN ANY OF MY FRIENDS LIKE THAT?!"
  • Tochus: "(Voice becomes unplesently disgusting) BLUGAAAAAAAAAAAAH?! Blou blurt bly blace?! BLOU BLUIN BLY BLUTY?!"
  • Barron: "UGHHHHHHH?! CAN YOU PLEASE NOT SPEAK, LADY, YOU SOUND DISGUSTING WHEN YOU SPEAK?!"
  • Erroe: "HOW CAN ANYONE TAKE HER SERIOUSLY LIKE THIS?!"
  • Gazelle: "Exactly the plan. I had figured that even if we gotten rid of Hardy, she would continue to force-feed the myth down into the throats, of even innosent children. I was not gonna have that."
  • Toctus: "BLAGHAAAAAAAAAAAA?! BLOU BILL BLOT BLET BLAWAY BLITH BLHIS?! BLYLLA, BLI BLORDER BLOU BLOO- (Prylla stared trumatisied at Toctus' face)..... BLYLLA?! BLARE BLOU BLEVEN BLISTENING BLO BLE BLOU BLIDIOT?!"
  • Prylla: "(SCREAMS)!? MONSTER?! A VERY DISFIGURED DISCUSTING SOUNDING MONSTER THAT ATE OUR PRESIDENTRESS?! (SWAM AWAY LIKE A DUMB LITTLE SHIT?!)"
  • Toctus: "BLO?! BLOOOOOOOOOOOOO?! BLOU BLUPID BLRAT?! BLET BLACK BLERE?! (Prylla failed to listen, being too disgusted and horrifived by Toctus's appearence?!).... BLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO- (Barron knocked her unconjustus)....."
  • Barron: "..... No seriously, it was DISGUSTING TO LISTEN TO HER TALK?!"
  • Duke: "..... That was rather dark of you, Gazelle."
  • Gazelle: "She was obviously a cruel and malmitulative cretin. She was someone who deserved the worse."
  • Erroe: "Ehh, fair enough, she was a bitch anyway."
  • Lord Shen: You do know that she could've been talked out of it? You could've just did a non-violent solution instead of incriminate us all by assaulting a leader. This will not look good in our report, you know.
  • Gazelle: Well if it means she learns a lesson, so be it.
  • Viva: THIS COULD AFFECT HER LIFE, YOU RECKLESS WHORE!!! WE DIDN'T COME ALL THIS WAY TO ESCALATE THIS ALREADY-S****Y SITUATION!!! YOU JUST MADE US NO BETTER THAN THEM!!
  • Erroe: Guys, we don't have time for this!!! WE NEED TO GET OUT OF HERE!!
  • Lord Shen: Very well, but Gazelle? We'll discuss this later. (The heroes make a run for it as Duffie closed the cell door and locked up the cell door, and then used an AUU Ninjitsu to destroy the keys forever!)."
  • Duffie: "Just for added effect. (Runs to catch up with her new friends)."

Outside The Dungeon

  • The Group made it out, but the village guards halted them from going ferther, as Prylla's father arrived.
  • Prylla's father: "..... One, small favor, was what we wanted from you misfits. All we wanted was to have you assassinate Cornsby and destroy their prized international muko-powered cruse ship in order to free this miserable planet. But instead, you summoned a gross monster that devoured our leader and trumitsed my little girl! All we wanted was your help!"
  • Erroe: "Okay, first off, that thing in the dunguin IS your leader. Gazelle just messed up her face because she didn't liked the fact that she threatened to kill one of us and was malmitulating children like your daughter to be myth belieiving idiots."
  • The People were surprised by that.....
  • Prylla's father: ".... THAT STILL DOESN'T MAKE YOUR SITUATION BETTER?! We're going to give you one more chance to consider doing it our way, or else-"
  • Viva: "Wait, isn't the shark man usually with you?"
  • Prylla's Father: "Oh? Oh right, uh, he said he needed to plant a large orb-like object filled with a gooey black subtence at the center of our town that he said will give a big surprise should it detect Cornsby's ship leaving the shore."
  • Lord Shen: "....... THAT IS AN OIL BOMB, YOU IDIOTS?!"
  • Prylla's father: "What? No, no! Hardy has insisted that it is a giant goo powered clock that let's us know how much time we have until Cornsby's ship leaves. He really wants us to avenge our micronation."
  • Erroe: "OKAY, WHY ARE YOU TRYING THIS DAMN HARD TO HURT CORNSBY?!"
  • Prylla's father: "He took our land from us to mine Muko!"
  • Erroe: "Was there a deeper reason?"
  • Prylla's father: "Well it could also be because we were making vaperising bombs designed to destroy muko drills in a quick instent for the O'file clan in the start of Cornsby's reign, but I don't see how-...... Wait......"
  • Ree: "..... Ya know, maybe THAT'S why Cornsby took down the Micronation! You were threatening to supply to terrorisum and threaten the potational of muko engeries!"
  • Prylla's father: "But, but....... Muko is planet blood-"
  • Erroe: "THAT'S A MYTH BEING WEAPONISED BY FUL AND HARDY TO TRICK MORONS LIKE YOU INTO HELPING THEM, JACKASSES?!"
  • Barron: "And right now, that oil bomb is basicly gonna punish y'all for being so incompident and failed what he wanted ya'll to do!"
  • Prylla's Father: "....... How could've we been so FOOLISH?!"
  • Prylla: "Ya mean..... (Crying) My boyfriend, died for nothing? (Cries like a spoiled brat going cold turkey!)"
  • Village guard leader: "...... LET'S GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE?!"
  • The Villagers began to panic!
  • Computerised voice: "Disloyalty detacted. Prematuring detonation, commence. Have a nice final moments of your life. (An exploudtion of the town center was seen as oil was freed into the waters and became a misty black cloud covering the village, sufficating the people)."
  • Merlin: "JEHOSIFATE?!"
  • Gazelle grabbed Prylla and her father, and was able to get to Giggles.
  • Gazelle: "Please majestic dolphin-like creature, take these two to safety! (Giggles agreed so and took Prylla and her father away from here!)"
  • Merlin: "There's very little else we can do here! (The Heroes teleported out!)"

Inside the Prison.

  • Toctus came through blahing in pain. She looked out the window and saw the oily black smoke heading torwords her.
  • Toctus: "(She started to make a gross scream as she tried to escape, but she couldn't get out as the gate was forever locked out! The inky black cloak came in slowly torwords her, as Toctus screamed as eventually the dark cloud engulffed her)."

A city ontop of the gun.

  • President Cornsby: "And it is with great pride that I promise you people, that Jovana will be prevented from hurting our pure way of life."
  • Furus: "Uh, dad, ya need to see this!"
  • President Cornsby: "After my speech, my pride and joyious son."
  • Carslet: "HE MEANS IT SIR, THE WATER IS TURNING BLACK?!"
  • The People of the city gasped!
  • President Cornsby: "What in the- (Comes over and sees the waters becoming black)...... That's coming from the village of those embittered Micronation reminants!"
  • Furus: "Father, something has CLEARLY happened down there!"
  • The Lougers and the group appeared!
  • President Cornsby: "..... Oh thank goodness the heroes made it here. Lougers, can you explain to us what happened to the ocean and why it's becoming black?"
  • Erroe: "..... That basturd Hardy happened!"
  • President Cornsby: "..... Hardy? How?"
  • Barron: "Oil bomb."
  • Genjigger: "Welp, mystery sloved on the black water!"
  • President Cornsby: ".... But why would Hardy do this? It's not like him to sacrivice dutiful fellow Muko haters like this."
  • Erroe: "I know why he did it sir..... Jovana happened. Jovana knew that we would've been able to eventually get those people to listen to reason, so she malmitulated Hardy and his mercs to plant that oil bomb to get rid of both them and us!"
  • Jalmor: "Yikes..... Well, are there at least any survivers?"
  • Erroe: "A little girl and her dad, and a bitch of an octopus."
  • Duffie: "Uhhhhhh.... Actselly, it's just Prylla and her dad..... I wanted to prevent Toctus from being a problem, so..... I destroyed the key and left her locked in the prison, so now she's still down there, and is likely-"

Underwater Prison

  • Toctus was seen flouting dead in the mist of black oil smoke....

Heroes location.

  • Lougers, HA, and Erroe and friends but Duffie: "YOU DID WHAT?!"
  • Duffie: "Well she was a bad person anyway."
  • Gazelle: "She may lacked redeeming quilities, but, she didn't deserved this fate!?"
  • President Cornsby: "Misfits...... My boat office..... Now."
  • Viva: "...... Crap baskits."

Cornsby's Cruse Boat Office.

  • Cornsby: Murder, assault, disfigurement, reckless endangerment, AND unnecessary violence? Pardon my french, but.... WHAT THE HELL WERE YOU ALL THINKING?!?
  • Lord Shen: Ask the 'saviors' AND Gazelle. They made what was supposed to be a peaceful meeting a blackmail, and Gazelle mercilessly disfigured the Presidentress' face when there were much different ways of handling this.
  • Ree: Lord Shen, have you no sense of tact?
  • Lord Shen: I find tact un-needed here.
  • Cornsby: Gazelle? Erroe? Is this true?
  • Erroe: "TOCTUS WANTED TO MAKE US ASSASSINATE YOU?!"
  • Gazelle: "She was also malmitulating children to follow that debunked myth and keeping these people into the mits of a madman!"
  • Cornsby: "Look, they're fair enough points, but still-"
  • Erroe: "I mean, we at least made it that the little girl and the father survived!"
  • Cornsby: "And that's all well and good, but I'm afraid their surviveal is too small a victory compaired to the sick and dying residents in that ugly black stain Hardy left! It would take is a great deal to clean all that up! Yet another reminder why this planet will never go back to fozzel fuels! (Sighs)..... Look, in understanding that those people were making threats, I'll pardon that as you not having better choices, and/or acting poorly under stress."
  • Erroe: "But why do you still sound disappointed at us? We didn't INTENDED for those ingretes to suffer a horrorable death?!"
  • Cornsby: "And that's all well and good, but ya'll also didn't exactly helped more then two mere indviduals as well."
  • Gazelle: "The oil cloud was moving too quickly to save more then the two, we didn't had a choice!"
  • Cornsby: "And once again I'm willing to pardon it. However, I have to put ya'll on a tighter leash. Erroe, your position will have to be given to Ree until you can prove that you can be a compident leader. Miss Gazelle..... To prevent another emotional outburst, we're going have to consfincate that blade."
  • Gazelle: "But Mr. President, please, it's our best defence against Jovana!"
  • Cornsby: "Oh don't worry, I am not an ignorent man. You will have it back when we catch up with Jovana. But until then, from here on out, you'll have to be without that thing. It's a classic exsample of being too strong for it's own good. Is that understood, Miss Gazelle?"
  • Shifu: ".... I'm sorry Gazelle, but he's right. Perhaps it's for the best we not have the Uniter Blade's aide until it is actselly impourent for it to be around."
  • Gazelle sighed, and placed the Uniter Blade down as a drone came in and picked it up and left without problem.
  • Lord Shen: "... The blade didn't resisted. I guess even it has understood that your over-quickness to it needs to be addressed."
  • Cornsby: "I also have to ask the Jurks to monitor you folks to make sure you don't make mistakes like this, repeatingly."
  • Aera: "Yay, I get to see my cousin again!"
  • Barron/Viva/Erroe: "CRAP BASKITS?!"
  • Duffie: "Hey wait, those guys usually hang out in my old village- Duh I mean, never mind!"
  • Erroe: "Do you seriously have to have those assholes babysit us?!"
  • Cornsby: "It's not that I don't trust you, I am just being careful. I want to avoid any possable poorly planned moves that'll lead to controversey that could risk having people question muko engery. You have to understand how impourent that is to my linage and the Skytis race."
  • Lord Shen: "We understand this sir, we do. We'll redeem this mistake by taking Hardy and Jovana espeically to justice!"
  • Zosimo: "(Sternly and vengeful) Even more so to Goldtooth, (Overly passionate) WHO I KNOW WAS RESPONDSABLE FOR THAT OIL BOMB?!"
  • Cornsby: "..... You have a history with this "Goldtooth" character?"
  • Barron: "Guy killed his wife's uncle in being hired to assassinate him by a former friend he likely screwed over."
  • Cornsby: "..... Do I have also have to worry about you getting too emotional on a mission about Jovana, not a mere Zhaerk mercenary and that you'll worry more about a minor player instead of the bigger threat?"
  • Zosimo: "(AHEM!)..... Don't worry sir. I'll only worry about Goldtooth when it is convinent. In the meantime, I'm gunning for Jovana first and foremost. And if it happens that Goldtooth wants to get in the way, well, it'll be his own fault he may have to change his name to "GoldTEETH"!"

Viva Sos Costas/Returning To Coaltown[]

Sos Costa

  • (Announcer): Attention all Shïïmra Personnel, we are now docking Sos Costas. As per new order by President Cornsby, all employees are allowed to bring back one souvenir, and NO, women do NOT count, you filthy pervy animals. It's a modest world, guys, get with the program.
  • The group left the boat.
  • President Cornsby: "..... Gen, I want you to be honest about our, stow-away earlier..... It was Jovana, was it?"
  • Genjigger: "Urrggh, well, at the least, the misfits stopped her and, that weird monster friend of hers."
  • President Cornsby: "Oh, I imagined it was, (Brings out a holo-Iphone, showing the pictures Genjigger took), Espeically since you had been taking some photos about it. Admitingly, you are a decent head of social media."
  • Genjigger: "D'awwwww, I feel so gosh dern #blessed!"
  • President Cornsby: "SPEAKING, of hashtags, have you tried a latest trend? "#Did it not occured to you that instead of taking selfies with the event unfolding that you should've instead, Oh I don't know, AIDED IN CONTAINING THAT MESS?!" HMM?!"
  • Genjigger: "Uhhhh, I don't think a hashtag that long would've been so trendy sir- OHHHHHH, you're mad about how I did absolutely nothing about that mess, aren't you?"
  • President Cornsby: ".... I'm willing to pardon this mistake for now because you are a trusted ally in this, Gen. But I expect improvement. Note that if you make another mistake like that again, you WILL have to be retired. Understand?"
  • Genjigger: "Yy-y-y-y-y-y-y-yes, President Cornsby, bu-"
  • President Cornsby: "DO, I, MAKE MYSELF, CLEAR?!"
  • Genjigger: "....... Yes sir."
  • President Cornsby: "Better. Well, I think that was some effective pep talk. (Walks back into the boat)."
  • The Lougers and HA, plus Ientasy's Saviors, saw this.
  • Icky: "..... Do you think the guy's gonna take Cornsby's scolding well?"
  • Iago: "Oh I'm sure he'll be fine."
  • Genjigger was screaming as he chased the scared sailors!
  • Ree: "OH DAMN IT, GEN, WE TALKED ABOUT THIS?!"

(Later...) Beachside Market

  • Viva: (Wearing semi-boot sandals) Finally! Looks nice. WAY better than the shoes Erroe ruined.
  • Duffie: (Sighs) I agree. Such cute toes.
  • Viva: What?
  • Duffie: I SAID YOU CAN CHEW UP YOUR FOES... With them.
  • Viva:... Are you gay?
  • Duffie: Oh, look, some Ceteriors! (Ceteriors were actually seen)
  • Viva: F*** YEAH, BABY!!! ERROE, HOLD THESE!! (Takes her shoes off and jumps into the water) CETERIORS ROOOOOOOOOCK!!! (Splash)
  • Ree: Is she always like that?
  • Erroe: You have no idea.
  • Duffie: She sounds like a blast to have fun with. (She gets into a bathing suit) I think we should hang out, I LIKE someone who knows how to party. DUFFIE OUT!! (She bolts off cartoonishly)
  • Max:... She definitely loves her. Gay as Pang.
  • Pang Bing: I HAVE REALLY GOOD HEARING, YOU KNOW!!
  • Sam:... Well, let's go find Nogo's twisted brother and find clues on what left that Jovana monster on the ship.
  • Aera: And let's have a break doing it. We're all clearly pooped.
  • Lord Shen: Yeah, and with the Uniter Blade confiscated and Ree as the temporary first-in-command thanks to those RECKLESS ACTIONS BACK THERE, we'll have to approach this carefully.
  • Gazelle: I'm more worried about what the Lightflies will think of me for this.
  • Ree: "I'm sure you'll be fine! You weren't the one that killed that octo-bitch!"
  • Gazelle: "BUT I LEFT HER TO DIE DOWN THERE?! THAT MAY AS WELL BE LIKE KILLING HER?! IT'S ARGUEABLY WORSE THEN DOING IT YOURSELF?!"
  • Erroe: "What're YOU so upset about? Didn't ya said she was a bad person?"
  • Gazelle: YEAH, BUT I LET HER ACTIONS GET ME TO A LINE I SHOULDN'T CROSS!! Now I'm weaponless, and the world's saviors are lead by a mutt IN A GREATER DEFINITION!
  • Ree: That's FORMER HEAD OF SHÏÏMRA URBAN DEVELOPMENTS TURNED INTO A MUTT IN A GREATER DEFINITION TO YOU!! At least Viva's not leading and instead drowning her sorrows in rum with her homosexual friend. I make a much better leader than her, if not by strength or fighter capability, but by the new abilities I have in this new body.
  • Gazelle: "(Sighs), What is the Lightfly Queen gonna say to me?"
  • Pang Bing: "Gazelle, I promise you, she has likely seen instintences of Uniters before you making simular mistakes and often having simular reasons to do so. She would understand that you couldn't've coped with what she was doing."
  • Gazelle: "But what if she-"
  • Duke: "Gaz, we'll promise to back you up with this when we get to that bridge. Now, it is likely she will want a good talk with you about over-using the Uniter, but she's been cool about the fact you have very social justice driven anger outbursts, so it's not without a doubt she'll only be firm but fair about this as well."
  • Shifu: "Gazelle, she knows that when you lash out like that, she knows you had the best of intentions and the reasons behind them. The worse she will hand out is a lecture and having you take another restraint class, but other then that, her forgiveness is no less different then Oogway's."
  • Gazelle: (Sighs)...... I won't get over this so easily... But I'll try.
  • Erroe: Yeah, so just get over it!
  • Gazelle: (The camera eased dramatically on her)... Disculpe?
  • Barron: And there's Water-Equine with the f*** up.
  • Gazelle: Erroe? Amigo? Did you ever stop to consider as to why I didn't tell you to just get over Nivilholm?
  • Erroe: Because you are too serious for that as the Uniter Princess-
  • Gazelle: NO!! BECAUSE I AM SOCIALLY CONSCIOUS ENOUGH, TO NOT BE AN INCONSIDERATE PINCHAZO!!!!
  • Erroe: "Uh, is that word suppose to be an insult or something-"
  • Duke: It's 'prick' in Spanish.
  • Erroe: Ohhhhh, f***!
  • Ree: Miss Gazelle, I'm sure Erroe didn't mean anything biased-
  • Gazelle: YOU STAY OUT OF THIS, REE!!!
  • Ree: EXCUSE ME, I AM ONLY BRINGING A FAIR POINT, AND WE ARE JUST TRYING TO HELP, SO STOP BEING A 'PENDEJO', AND-
  • Gazelle: IDIOTA RACISTA!!!!! (The Spanish-speaking heroes gasped) TE ARRANCARÉ LAS PELOTAS Y TE METERÉ UNA EN EL TRASERO Y LA OTRA EN TU BOCA!!!!!
  • Ree:... What does that mean? And what does 'Pendejo' mean?
  • Puss: One, you don't wanna know if you don't wanna feel uncomfortable with your new body. Second, it means 'ass', which could compare to her species, and you might've used a speciesist comment.
  • Ree: Ohhhhh, s***, I meant to say nervious wreck, so sorry, I wasn't much in using that languise, did I just make an Erroe?
  • Erroe: Can we not make that a thing-
  • Barron: Too late, we are.
  • Gazelle: YOU GUYS ARE PATHETIC!! I LOST MY TRADEMARK WEAPON THANKS TO YOU!!! NOW ERROE PUTS HIS OWN PROBLEMS ABOVE MINE, AND THE TEMPORARY NEW LEADER DOESN'T THINK BEFORE HE SPEAKS?! YOU ALL SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF YOURSELVES!!!! I... I WISH YOU GUYS NEVER BECAME HEROES!!!! (She sobs and runs away)...
  • Barron:... FAAAAANTASTIC!! A princess is crying! GOOD JOB, ERROE!!
  • Erroe: WHA- I WAS ONLY TRYING TO HELP!!
  • Duke: Well you ain't exactly very good with sensitivity, kid. Shame on you for hurting my friend. SHAAAAME ON YOU-
  • Erroe: OH SHUT UP, YOU LITTLE PEST!!! (Slaps him as everyone gasped) I try as hard as I can to help keep us on track, assist those I hesitate to call friends, try and maintain good respect with outer heroes... AND THIS IS THE THANKS I GET?!?
  • Icky: "Ya didn't exactly did a very good job, buddy!"
  • Erroe: YOU DON'T MAKE IT EASY FOR ME!!! VIVA IS A SCARY MANIPULATIVE GIRL WHO JUST GOT A HOMOSEXUAL NUTCASE ATTACHED TO HER THROUGH SOME SICK FOOT FETISH, BARRON AND REE JUST GAVE A NEW DEROGATORY TERM AT MY EXPENSE, AND AERA DOESN'T CALL OUT ANY OF YOU FOR ENCOURAGING MY BEHAVIOR!!! YOU THINK I'M INCONSIDERATE?! YOU'RE JUST POTS CALLING KETTLES BLACK, BECAUSE I HAVE FEELINGS TOO!!! I'VE HAD IT ROUGH ENOUGH AS IT IS!!! I'M NOT EVEN ANGRY THAT REE'S LEADING BECAUSE I DON'T KNOW THE FIRST THING ABOUT LEADING, CASE IN POINT!!! WELL YOU KNOW WHAT?!? F*** YOU!!!! (He runs away crying)...
  • Icky:... Drama queen. Trying to make us feel sorry for his pitiful ass.
  • Iago: "Ick, we're ALL obviously very stressed about what happened."
  • Pang Bing: "Indeed. Jovana had Hardy betray his allies in an unpleasent mannor. It could be more then trying to prevent us from getting them to go against her. She could also be trying to tear us apart through a tragity, and put us in uneasy terms with Cornsby."
  • Ree: "Well since she malmitulated Ful into corrupting Raish with Dark Muko, I think it's without a shadow of a doubt."
  • Panic: "Well she pretty much succeeded?! Gazelle is nerfed, Erroe's a crybaby again, and we're all at eachother's throats?! God knows where those guys are at now."

Bar

  • (Viva): PHAH! That drink was as small as your penis! THIS is how ya do it, ya f*** up! (Intense chugging was heard) AHHHH!!
  • (Duffie): GOOD ONE, BABE!!!
  • (Viva): Gu-WhaaaAAAA?!
  • (Duffie): I said good one, blabe!!
  • (Viva): Oh, well, thanks- (A huge gulp was heard)
  • (Erroe): BEAT THAT, WEEDS!!!
  • (Viva): You bet I will! I call THIS, DA DITZY ROUND!!! You just take your closest bottle of whiskey, and keep feeding me shots until I say-
  • (Gazelle): When? Because I'm waaaAAAAAAaaaaay ahead of you. I drank over 200 sho- *Hic* -ots! Suck it!
  • (Viva): UUGH!!... Ya really want me to?

Back to Heroes Location

  • Icky: "Ya think that's bad? As much of a bitch Tuccy was, she was pretty much our only way to get answers on what Hardy-Tardy's doing!"
  • Ree: "Oh don't worry, Cornsby is sending a team of speacilists to retrive her body and taking her to a resserection chamber. These guys handled oily waters before."
  • Iago: "Well if that's the case, when why did Cornsby needed to punish Erroe and Gazelle like that?"
  • Ree: "Well just because we have the power of ressersection doesn't mean we pardon needless deaths, whether you intended it or not."
  • Mr. Wiskers: "Fair point."
  • Ree: "Now, how's about we get to work on finding Nogo's VERY creepy brother?.... To my relucent dismay......"
  • Creeper: How creepy are we talking?
  • Ree: Well, he did experiments for... Reasons you wouldn't want to know.
  • Icky: "..... He's like FF7A Hojo, is he? Where he's a VERY disterbing demented pervert?"
  • Ree: "Ehhhhhhh, times, 900?"

(Meeting Nogo's Twisted Brother) Beachside Lab

  • Aera: Oh, hello!
  • Jojo Nogo: Hmm... A Ietra. But I thought they all died. (Chuckles wickedly yet also disterbingly creepy)
  • Aera: Oh, I'm not an Ietra. My friends said I shouldn't say that.
  • Jojo Nogo: Interesting. (He chortles wickedly) Would you like to come in? I've got candy. Seriously, it's not a stalker tactic, I've gotten so many candygrams.
  • Aera: Candy? Oh, you're too kind. (She entered as the Digidestined saw this)
  • Agumon: "...... I, don't think that's gonna end well."
  • Palmon: "No duh!"
  • Byiomon: "We got to warn the others!"

(Later...)

  • Barron: STEP AWAY FROM THE CONTAINMENT UNIT!!
  • Viva: (Slurred) Okay, is she... She... She naked?
  • Aera: HE SAID BEING IN MY BATHING SUIT WOULD BE MORE COMFORTABLE, AND HE WAS RIGHT!!
  • Ree:... Seriously? Ugh, whatever, just let her go, Jojo!
  • Jojo: Ohhhhohohoho, so what'll it be this time? "They deserve to be free"? "They have feelings too"? Or my personal favorite, "It has a NAAAAAAAAAAME"?
  • Barron: Actually she does. It's Aerith!
  • Krebs: Aera!
  • Barron: Eh, it's all the same.
  • Jojo: Oh, so you're the friends she talked about, hmmmmmmm?! Well you're just in time for the show.
  • Duke: Show?
  • Jojo: ALEXXRA?? BRING IN THE SUBJECT, AND TURN ON THE CAMERAS!!
  • Alexxra: Releasing Vorpish. (A large fish with tentacle tongues came out and into Aera's chamber)
  • Aera: Aww, how cute! (She actually cuddles the creature) Guys, it's friendly! (Giggles) And he tickles!!
  • Pleakly: What're you doing to the girl?!
  • Jojo: OHHH, DO YOU REALLY WANNA KNOW?!
  • Baloo: He's WAAAAY TOO EXCITED FOR THAT QUESTION!!!
  • Jojo: The Ietras AND the Vorpish, are dying breeds. So to preserve their bloodlines, weeeeeeeelllllllllll...
  • Zosimo: My God, you don't mean...
  • Jojo: YES AH MEAN!!! JUST LIKE ALL MY OTHER EXPERIMENTS, I'M, GOING, TO, BREEEEEEEEEEEEEED THEEEEEEM!!! (Cackles insanely)......
  • Marcilene:... EEEE-HEEEW!!!
  • Duffie: (Slurred) COOOOOLLL!!!
  • Ree: NOT COOL!!!
  • Squidward: IS THAT WHAT YOU DO HERE?!?
  • Jojo: "Oh come now, at least be glad that they're both fish in a sense! It be worse if I were to pair her with like, that rog thing over there!"
  • Barron: "But Aera's a sentient PERSON! Tongue fish here is OBVIOUSLY an animal!"
  • Icky: "Not just that! What would happen if they don't come out right?!"
  • Jojo: "Well let's just say, thank goodness for the sewer systems."

Sewers.

  • Series of disfigured creatures are seen.

Jojo's lab.

  • Boss Wolf: "...... You are ONE sick puppy, dude."
  • Jojo: Oh, you're too kind.
  • Sandy: WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYY?!?
  • Jojo: OHHH, YOU WANNA KNOW WHYYY?!?
  • Baloo: AAAND HE'S ALARMINGLY EXCITED ABOUT THAT QUESTION!!!!
  • Jojo: BECAUSE THIS, IS, MY, FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFETISH!!!! (Cackles insanely)
  • Pang Bing: "..... And this is perhaps why he no longer works with Cornsby and others."
  • Fu-Xi: "NO KIDDING?!"
  • Barron: BARRON'S GONNA SAVE THE DAY!!!!
  • Ree: WAIT, NO, IT'S FULL OF WATER, DON'T- (He fired as everyone was washed around by the spilled water and Aera wheed the whole time as the water flushed out back into the ocean and Jojo was shocked at his destroyed home)
  • Jojo: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO- (He saw that suddenly he was tied up)...... I REALLY SHOULD'VE RUN AWAY INSTEAD OF YELLING!!

French Narrator: Later...

  • Jojo was held up in Cornsby's boat office.
  • Cornsby: "...... I take it that by the state you are in, that you were doing your..... Personal Exspeariments, again?"
  • Jojo: "Hey don't kink shame me, bro!"
  • Cornsby: "Look, because at least the misfits were nice enough to NOT end up having someone impourent killed..... Again..... I think I'll pardon the property damage the organisaton will ineditably pay for."
  • Jojo: "Don't play games with me, Cornsby. You want something from me, do you?"

Coaltown (Later)

  • The Group arrived to a ruined town filled with tents.
  • Icky: "..... Wow. This place is a freaking mess."
  • Barron was nervious.....
  • A gathering was noticed in what is assumed to be town square.
  • Aera: "Look, a gathering."
  • Gazelle: ".... Looks offical. Perhaps we can ask someone there for some help."
  • Barron: "(Insecure) Hey y'all, instead of doing that, why don't we go a completely DIFFERENT route?"
  • Icky: "This is litterally the only fast route into-"
  • Barron: "(SCREAMS) I DON'T WANNA GO THROUGH THE DAMN TOWN, OKAY?!"
  • Icky: "JESUS, BUDDY?!"
  • Gazelle: "..... It's about your past, isn't it?"
  • Barron: "...... I'm sorry y'all. It's just that, as you are fully aware, there are things that I done here, that I'd thought I had left behind..... But I suppose a Xaro cannot truely outrun his past. I..... I just need to know...... If Y'all are ready.... To dive into the darkness that is...... My soul."
  • Icky: "Yikes. Depressing shit right here."
  • Barron: "To plunge into such a sadden, tragic dip into a dark past..... Are you...... Ready?"
  • Erroe: "..... Barron, I was borned prepared- (Suddenly, big scary brutes surrounded the group) I WASN'T PREPARED?!"
  • Brute 1: "..... Oy! Is that you, Barron?!"
  • Brute 2: "Well look who desided to come back?!"
  • Spongebob: "So, I take you guys are friends with Barron- (One of the Brutes punched Barron in the face as two others grabbed him and held him down) NAAAA?!"
  • Brute 3: "Well sheeeeeeit, ya got some nerve showing your face around here, baby."
  • Barron: "Look, I'm just passing through with some friends. We want to see the leader."
  • Brute 1: "Oh, well that's too bad, baby! Because wherever your ass goes, trouble ain't too fair behind!"
  • Brute 2: "Tell ya what, baby, we'll let you see Goodar Kingston Coalary during the meeting.... On one condition."
  • Barron: "Look guys, I don't want any trouble-"
  • Brute 4: "We want you to say something."
  • Barron: "..... Okay........ I'm sorry."
  • Brute 1: "(Smacks him) Not what we meant, stupid! YOU know what we want to hear!"
  • Barron: "........ (Sighs)....... I fucked up."
  • Brute 1 was about to punch him again......
  • Brute 1: "..... Barron...... You're not even worth it anymore. (The Brutes dispearse)."
  • Erroe: "..... DUDE, WHY DID YOU LET THOSE ASSHOLES MESS WITH YOU LIKE THAT?!"
  • Barron: "..... Because I deserved it, Erroe..... They have a right to be like this."
  • ???: "Barron......"
  • The Crowds began to move away as a AUU Ram approuched the group......
  • Barron: "...... Hello, Mr. Goodar."
  • Goodar: "....... Why did you came back, Barron?"
  • Barron: "I'm only passing through, sir. I promise I'll be gone soon enough."
  • Goodar: "..... What purpose you do have here?"
  • Xandy: "Sir, we're here to ask some questions.... Did Coaltown see any strange visitors, like, some folks asking you to turn against Muko, or, a sighting of a strange being?"
  • Goodar: "I seen little of the like...... Although my brother did acted strange ever since that idiot Ful provoked Cornsby's followers to basicly destroy this town. He was seeing Mr. Hardy more often then usual lately. He's been gone for awhile, recently."
  • Erroe: "....... Goodar..... I'm afraid we have alot to discuss."

Goodar's office.

  • Goodar: "ARE YOU TRYING TO SAY THAT MY BROTHER, AND MR. HARDY, OF HARDY COALS, HAVE GONE FANATICAL?!"
  • Erroe: "Look, your brother is still debatable, but Hardy is a safe bet! For a long time now, Hardy had been apart of a mysterious shadowy organisation I'm still piecing togather the name of, and he has been a co-conspirator of Ful the entire time!"
  • Goodar: "..... You, are trying to imply, that the same bird that has been trying to help us rebuild our lost lives since Ful's idiotic actions, was allined with him?!"
  • Viva: "Well first off, keep in mind that Hardy and Ful are longtime business friends, and they BOTH lost companies to Cornsby's rise to power. Secondly, Hardy had ordered his mercenary friends to try and kill us by using an oil bomb on a underwater village!"
  • Goodar was surprised!
  • Goodar: "..... Please tell me this was only these mercenaries doing it, because I doubt Hardy would kill off his fiance Toctus so rashfully, (Gazelle stared shockfully), Espeically after how she recently became presidentress."
  • Gazelle: "Wait...... RECENTLY?!"
  • Goodar: "Oh yes. You see, Toctus used to be an oil tycoonist that once owned the defuncted Toctus Oilrigs Company, that unsurprisingly shut down since Muko was proven to be a safer alternative to oil. Now, I had heard of troubling rumors of her defelupting child soldiers and making the micronation re-believe the crazy myth, but I doubt Toctus would've actselly turn out to be apart of whatever Hardy is doing, espeically if she died in it."
  • Gazelle: "(Quietly) I knew there was something I didn't liked about that woman.... But at the same time, things just got complicated."
  • Goodar: "..... Please, I, I still want to believe that my brother would never encourage whatever's gotten into Hardy!"
  • Gazelle: "We aim to see that for ourselves, sir. We'll get going. Sorry for bothering you."
  • The group leave, as Goodar turned and began to be filled with a great deal of regret.

(Heading For The Neon Saucer, Coming soon...)

The Neon Saucer/Meeting Felosha Suith[]

  • (Duffie): (Singing obnoxiously as they were headed to a saucer-like holographic amusement park and resort by a holographic boat-train) We're so close to the Neon Saucer, we're so close, WE'RE SO CLOSE TO THE NEON SAUCER! I can't wait for the Neon Saucer, I CAN'T WAIT, I CAN'T WAIT FOR THE NEON SAUCEEER!!!-
  • (Viva): SHUT THE F*** UUUUUUUUP!!!!

(Later...)

  • Anime-Style Grey Alien Mascot: (Neon Saucer was seen on the inside as a wonderful high-tech amusement park with a blue hexagonal energy dome, holographic propaganda, games, rides and attractions all hologram based in many ways) WWWWWWWWWWWWWELCOME TOOOOOOO NEEEEEON SAUCEEEERR!! DA HAPPIEST PLACE, ON IENTASY!!! YOU READY TO HAVE INTERSTELLAR FUN?!
  • Duffie: YEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSS!!!
  • Ree: Before you say no to me because of an apparent no pets policy, I'm just an unlucky soul stuck in an unsentient animal's body. You have no idea what I had to put up with since then.
  • Mascot:... OOOOOOOKAY, I WON'T JUDGE!! IT ONLY COSTS 10 NP TO ENTER!
  • Erroe: WOW, 10 NEN TO ENTER?! YOU REALLY ARE THE HAPPIEST PLACE IN THE WORLD, BECAUSE THAT IS THE CHEAPEST ENTRY FEE E-... Wait... NP?
  • Mascot: Oh, well here in Neon Saucer, pretty much everything here is purchased through Neon Percentage. And you can get NP at your local NP distributer with Nen-
  • Erroe: HOLD UP!!... You have to pay for fake currency..... WITH REAL CURRENTCY?!?
  • Mascot: Well, getting NP is not really expensive, so-
  • Erroe: I CAN'T BELIEVE, THAT A PLACE OF BUSINESS AS POPULAR AS NEON SAUCER OF ALL THINGS, WOULD DO SOMETHING LIKE THIS TO CHEAT AND EXTORT THEIR CUSTOMERS!!
  • Icky: (Quietly) If he thinks this is bad, he should've seen Microtransactions and Loot Crates. Espeically on how EA does it.
  • Mascot: Uhhhh, sir-
  • Erroe: DON'T 'SIR' ME, YOU FAKE EXCUSE FOR A MASCOT!! I DEMAND TO SEE THE MANAGER!!
  • Mascot: (Out of character and in a nerdy voice) Look, dude, I'm pretty much new here, I don't exactly know where the manager is. Look, getting NP isn't expensive, it's just a lousy one Nen, so it's not like a criminal extortionest operation is being run here, especially not with Cornsby's anti-extortion law in effect, so calm down-
  • Erroe: IT'S THE PRINCIPAL OF THE MATTER, DAMMIT!!
  • Duffie: Erroe, will you cool down? I'm usually a repeat customer, I already have everyone covered.
  • Erroe: But-
  • Lord Shen: Young one, we have no time for you to recite what occurred in the abridged series of Final Fantasy VII, just be glad the young miss already has NP!
  • Erroe: Uggggh, fine! I'll go get a drink! (Walks up to a water fountain but a hologram showed up)
  • Voice: Please insert 1 NP to access drinking fountain.
  • Erroe: WHAAAT?!? EVEN THE FOUNTAINS COST THIS S***?!? WHAT THE F***?! WHAT IF SOMEONE'S THIRSTY AND HAS NO NP?! WHAT'S NEXT?! DO THEY HAVE FRICKING GATES AND TURBOLIFS ALL OVER THE DAMN PLACE THAT-

Later...

  • Voice #2: (Many hologates and turbolifts that have holograms explaining the NP tolls were seen) Please insert 10 NP to enter.
  • Erroe:... Okay, I need to go to the bathroom and process this-

Bathroom

  • Voice #3: Please insert 5 NP to use the bathroom.
  • Erroe: WHA- YOU HAVE TO PAY FAKE MONEY FOR THE BATHROOM?!
  • Voice #3: EVERY bathroom, yes. (Erroe got a comically-angry expression)...

Later...

  • Erroe: (He was cut from the bench) WHA- MY BUTT ALMOST GOT SLICED!!!
  • Voice #4: Please insert 5 NP to use bench.
  • Erroe: (He got comically angry as the heroes watched pitifully) AAAHHHHH!!!! YOU EXTORTIONIST C**T-B*****G GOLDEN-SHOWERING P***Y-G******G BALL-L*****G C***-S*****G SCATTY LITTLE RIMJOBS!!!! WHEN I GET MY HANDS ON THE MANAGER, I'LL SHOVE SO MANY NPS SO FAR UP HIS S*****M, HIS URETHRA AND HIS RECTUM WILL MERGE SO HE'LL RELEASE S*** AND P*** COMBINED!!! I'LL BET D***S FOR DOLLARS HE'S A RETARD WITH A WHORE EX-WIFE AND A BASTARD KID WHO- (A toddler fluorescent neon-cotton-candy-blue cephalopod being was watching this)
  • Squid Alien Kid:... What's a c**t? Better yet, what are any of those fancy words you said?
  • Viva: And THEEEERE'S Erroe with the f-... Screw up. So much for being child-friendly.
  • Erroe: Uh, kid, just forget what I said, your mouth will avoid a soapy taste that way. (He left as an angry older squid of the same race looked in anger from the cameras)... Well, darn! The happiest place in the world is such for con artists. But seriously, once we're done looking for clues here, I'll have a good conversation with the manager about this NP scandal. Meantime, let's search for Jovana.
  • Aera: And let's have fun while doing it.
  • Erroe: Well, I refuse to give into this NP scam. I'll be cool provided if we are able to find any place that doesn't require NP-

A montage of Nos from various vendors later...

  • Erroe: (He was stressing out and banging his head on a wall)...
  • Aera: Aw relax, Erroe, at least we have fun seeing the place. The lights, the technology, the lights, the size and scope... The lights...
  • Erroe: You said that three times.
  • Aera: The lights are pretty.
  • Erroe:... Well, I bet Viva and Duffie are at each other's throats.

Elsewhere

  • This song played as Viva and Duffie were having the time of their lives!
THE_TURTLES_-_SO_HAPPY_TOGETHER!!

THE TURTLES - SO HAPPY TOGETHER!!

  • Duffie: BOOGIE-BOOGIE-BOOGIIIIIIEEEEE!!! (They were seen dancing in a holographic dance club) SHAKE THAT BUBBLE BUTT!!! YEAH!!
  • Viva: AW, COME ON, MY BUTT ISN'T THAT BIG!!! (They were then seen attended the battledome simulator and were beating up various AUU evils inside a neon deep blue hexagonal energy dome with digital spawners) I'M CREAMING YOUR ASS UNTIL IT'S GOOD FOR DINNER!!!
  • Duffie: HOW ABOUT NOW?! (She threw her large vibro boomerang and took out many opponents)
  • Viva:... I hate you! (Viva was then seen dominating the holographic park games and won prizes that Duffie had to get a hover cart to carry) You think you're the queen of Neon Saucer now? Say that to the cute little glow-in-the-dark Kewbie Doll I just won! (She giggles crazily)
  • Duffie: (The duo were then seen on a hovering ferris wheel as the duo leaned towards each other)... What?
  • Viva:... Just wanna make it clear, we're NOT gay!
  • Duffie: (Quietly) Dang.
  • Viva: (Blank) What was that?
  • Duffie: Nothing!!

Erroe's Location

  • Aera: And I'm sure the others are having fun too.

Icky and Iago's Location

  • Icky: (The two were seen playing a holographic arcade shooter game where they were playing a level fighting against VA soldiers as the duo were shouting like SMG4 and Mario at the near start of this video) I'M GONNA CREAM YOU AND EAT YOU FOR DESSERT!!!
  • Iago: That's disgusting!
  • Cynder: Guys, what're you doing?! We're suppose to be looking for evidence of the Jonosers, not playing arcade games!
  • Icky: BUTTON UP YOUR LIP, CYNDY, WE'RE CLOSE TO THE HIGH SCORE AND THE BOSS!!
  • Cynder: Ugggggghhhhhhh. Why did Duffie have to give you two some NP?
  • Iago: AW CRAP, THEY'RE SENDING OUT GORDON, THAT DIRTY F*****G APE!!
  • Icky: And he's packing some Bulliarn Intensifier-Wannabe cannons up in here!!
  • Iago: LOOK OUT, HE'S AIMING FOR A CONCENTRATED SHOT!!
  • Icky: Nothing a d***-shot wouldn't fix! (A video game groan of pain was heard) AH-HA! What did I tell ya!?
  • Cynder:... Hmmmm... (She walked off and Icky and Iago were in process of fighting the boss. She came back with Nanobyte, who mischievously agreed to what she silently asked him to do and went inside the arcade game, then the game started to glitch and flicker and it brought the players to the end of the final level)
  • Voice: BEWARE, I, DARKNESS QUI, HAVE ARRVIED!!
  • Icky: THE FINAL BOSS?! OH CRAP, IAGS, WE AREN'T READY!! (The duo began to panic as the sound of a painful defeat are heard and Nanobyte chuckled)
  • Game Voice: The VA, Wins! YOU LOSE! (This played)
Game_Over_Yeah!_(HD)

Game Over Yeah! (HD)

  • Nanobyte: (He came right out laughing at their comically-shocked expressions)... Sorry about this, bros, but Cynder asked me to help in making you guys take this a bit more seriously.
  • Icky:... NOT COOL, CYNDY!! YOUR MOM KILLED US!!
  • Nanobyte: Technically, that's a recreated computer generated character made based on what Qui was concieved as-
  • Icky: STILL!! YOU OWE US A GAME!!
  • Cynder: Look, I promise I'll give you some of my NP if you agree to take this seriously!
  • Icky/Iago: UGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHH! FINE!
  • Arcade Owner: AHEM! You guys do realize that you'll have to pay real money for the damage of this arcade game, right? The VA Shooter Console is a rare item these days!
  • Icky: Put it on Cornsby, he'll cover it.
  • Arcade Owner: Wait, President Cornsby or his wiseass son?
  • Icky: (Brings out a picture of President Cornsby)
  • Arcade Owner:... Oh, well, okay!

Lost Boys and Digidestined Location

  • Girl Sora: (The Digidestined cheered and blabbered anime style as they and the Lost Boys were in a Gyrosphere-like bumper cars area bumping into each other crazily) C'MEERE!!!!
  • Mimi: GET OVER HEEERE!!!!
  • Slightly: THEY'RE EVERYWHERE!!!!
  • Nibs: THEY GOT ANIME FEVER!!!!
  • Cubby: THIS IS AN ANIME NIGHTMARE!!!
  • Joe: THAT'S RACIST!!!
  • Gomamon: BUT NOT INACCURATE!! (They continued bumping into each other as they caused slight amounts of damage)

Xandy's and Hudson's Location

  • Xandy: (The two are seen on a holographic tunnel of love, riding on top of a Cyge boat, sighing in romantic bliss)... This may otherwise be a boring ride, but at least you're here to make it enchanting.
  • Hudson: (Sighs in the same romantic bliss) Yeah, I'm glad I'm here with ya too, cuz' otherwise this ride's a dull fest...
  • Xandy:... (Gets hyper) WANNA MAKE IT EXCITING BY HOTWIRING THIS THING AND MAKE IT GO FAST?!?
  • Hudson: BALLS YEAH!!! (Xandy did exactly that and the boat suddenly goes to ridiculous speeds to where even the music went faster and the bored fellow riders got surprisingly excited as the duo scream like crazy daredevils and did this)

Po and the Five's Location

  • Po: (He was pretty much devouring the all-you-can-eat snack buffet while the Buffet owner stared in shock and the Five stood by embarrassed) HERE COMES THE WAGON!!
  • Mantis: NOOOOOOO- (A loud burp surrounds the area with gas as many people coughed)
  • Crane:... (To the owner) Just put the bill on President Cornsby. He'll cover it.
  • Tigress:... Lesson learned:... NEVER, take Po to a Buffet without Shifu present.
  • Rest of the Furious Five: Agreed.

Samantha's and Clifton's Location

  • Magician: (Samantha and Clifton were seen at an amateur magician's holodeck stage as he pulls out a cute rabbit-like Jirdel, in a typical style as Samantha looks on unimpressed)
  • Samantha: Pfft! That's clearly holographic illusion.
  • Clifton: Hey come on, Sam, at least give the guy a light clap.
  • Samantha:... Clifton, I know what you're trying to do, but this isn't real magic. (Magically teleports on the stage) THIS, is magic! (Puts her hand in the hat and pulls out a large and elegant flying magical serpent that sprouted pretty rainbows that wowed the audience and made the amateur ashamed of himself)
  • Clifton: (He face-palmed)... Samantha, sweetie? We talked about not upstaging dollar store magicians like that! Illusions can be as entertaining as magic, you know.
  • Stage Manitger: Actually, I was wondering if she's free to work for Neon Saucer?
  • Clifton: She's WITH THE HA!!
  • Stage Maniger: Well yeah, I can see that, but, I was referring to a part time deal.
  • Clifton: Ugggghhhhh! Sam, I'm sorry, but I think you need to talk to the elders about not being a killjoy in an illusionist's act.
  • Samantha: Oh, can we NOT drag them into this? I was only showing these people the difference between actual magic and typical smoke and mirrors these amateurs do!
  • Clifton: HONEY!! (The amateur magician started to cry)... (Quietly) Ugggh, she REALLY needs to retake that humbleness lesson from those Magelio Elders! (Openly and to the Magician) Hey, dude? Don't stop believing what you do. Pardon Samantha, she can be, overly passionate about magic sometimes. Ya know, being a Magelio User and all can get to people these days. Here, have a free autograph on me. (Gives the magician that)
  • Magician: *Sniffs* Thanks. I don't hold it against your girlfriend, by the way. I know I'll never measure up to Magelio.
  • Clifton: Well honestly, ya don't need to. Illusionists are special too. Just do what you're good at, okay?
  • Magician: (He sniffles happily)... Okay.

Lord Shen's Location

  • Lord Shen: (He and Boss Wolf were walking down the holographic-propagated and stylish techie win-a-prize carnival games sector as a cute little Gongle girl was seen losing a rigged game of hit-the-bottles)
  • Crooked Crabsquid-Like Game Host: Woop! Tough break, ya little snot! That was yer' last bean bag!
  • Little Girl: But, I hit the bottles every time, and, they won't fall... (The bottles were secretly held up by a BB-8-like droid with a holder beam and a cloaking device)
  • Crooked Game Host: Well ya' can always try again, but, ya kinda are starting to run out of NP, ya might wanna start bothering someone else, kid!
  • Lord Shen: (The Little Girl started to softly cry as Shen suspected the deception and approaches the game stand)... I would like to partake to the challenge of bottle knocking.
  • Crooked Game Host: Sure thing, ya colorless Ranacock! Knock the bottles down, win a prize. (The girl was looking solemnly at a stuffed Lony toy)
  • Boss Wolf: D'aaaw, we got an AUU Pegasister here, poor thing.
  • Shen:... In that case... Very well, but not with the beanbags! This time I use my own weaponry.
  • Crooked Game Host: Errrrr...
  • Lord Shen: Got a problem with that?
  • Crooked Game Host:... Eh, as long as it's not dangero- (Shen brings out a blade and tosses it as he panicked and dodged as the blade struck the invisible drone as it's cloaking device failed as it R2-D2 screamed as the scream winded down comically as it fell down)... How, did you know?
  • Lord Shen: Your fellow game host over the next stand and the head of this sector warned me of your deceitful ways.
  • Crooked Game Host: (He looked to see the other game host giving a 'serves you right' stare) OH THANKS A LOT, RODNEY!!
  • Lord Shen: Now, if you're done with the scandal, give the young miss her NP back and a free shot at winning her desired toy, and we will avoid telling your boss about it.
  • Crooked Game Host: (Gulps, then gives the little girl her NP back and a free beanbag, which she tosses at the bottles and knocks them over, prompting him to give over the Lony doll).
  • Lord Shen: Have fun with your cute Princess Shade doll, young one.
  • Little Girl: Thank you mister!! (She hugs Lord Shen)
  • Lord Shen: Just thought I'd take the time to correct a rigged carnival game while I'm here, young one. (To the Crooked Game Host) Now think about what you've done. If you wanna make it more challenging, you use money to make it that way. Got it?
  • Crooked Game Host: Well excuse me for thinking this was too easy nowadays and wanted to spice it up and make it interesting. But fine! You caught me, so there's no point. I'll try to find less, illegit ways to make this game hard. In the meantime, I'm gonna go and patch up GG-88. (He picks up the droid and left)

Shenzi, Banzai, Ed, Dactyls, Savio, and Raptors' Location

  • Qwerd Petting Zoo Owner: (He softly squeaked with a dropped jaw in surprise as the petting zoo laid in ruins as it was seen that the Hyenas, Dactyls, Raptors, and Savio pretty much ate the entire petting zoo, as it was seen by crying kids and surprised parents)
  • Parent #1: Okay, I know these guys aren't exactly some of the more organized Lodgers, but it wouldn't hurt the Lodge as a whole to put those guys on a tighter leash!
  • Parent #2: At least we know that the more serious Lodgers will punish these obvious lessers greatly for this.
  • Savio: Still- (Burps loudly)... Worth it!
  • Kaa: (He was seen with a very traumatized Petting Zoo Owner being very embarrassed)... Put it on Cornsby.
  • Petting Zoo Owner: I'LL PUT THIS ON HIM!! NOBODY EATS MAH BABIES!!! (He beats them up so much they burp out all the cute animals as everyone cheered, then he booted them out) AND STAY OUT!!! (Turns cheerful) But don't worry, I recognize that you guys were clearly the less-than-perfect Lodgers and ergo doesn't effect my otherwise great opinion of you guys!
  • Kaa: Uhhhh-
  • Petting Zoo Owner: And don't worry, Mr. Kaa, you're cool, and no need to worry about having Cornsby paying for the damage, Neon Saucer covers the zoo, it's the animals I value most.
  • Earl:... Wow, that iguana thing can kick major stomachs. Oww!
  • Kaa:... (Turns angrily at Savio) Ohhhh, you guys are VERY lucky these people are very passive about misbehavior like this!
  • Banzai: And that they acknowledge that we were the obvious screw-ups.
  • Savio: Sorry dad. Couldn't, resist.
  • Kaa: Oh, if you thought that guy was bad? Wait until the others hear about it. Thunderclap, I don't think Trixie will let you hear the end of it! Bubbha, you and your ilk do realize that Icky may become a little more hesitant about sharing soda with you 4 again! And Shenzi, Banzai and Ed? SpongeBob would be ASHAMED of this!
  • Shenzi: Aw come on, Kaa, isn't being beaten up by an iguanid Male Fluttershy bad enough as it is?
  • Kaa: Well these people expect to know that you bunch are properly disciplined! So I may as well make sure that occurs! (Grabs the entire lot and drags them off) Ohhh, this is going to be a strain to my coils.

Ruther and Hawkens' Location

  • Ruther: AND ANOTHER THING!! (An annoyed Blobfish-Like Frog Freak Show Owner was seen with a display of a Human/Rabodan Hybrid) I DO NOT APPRECIATE HUMAN/RABODAN HYBRIDS, NOR ANY OTHER HYBRIDS, BEING CONSIDERED FREAKS!!
  • Hawkens: Oh for crud's sake, Ruther, the Blogo has a right to conduct business as he sees fit. I'm sure he meant no ill will, so I don't see what ya'll are so worked up for.
  • Freakshow Owner: And besides, sir, she's not a hybrid like you. She has the face of a human, but the ears of a Rabodan! She has a rare condition, ergo, she belongs to this family, like the Phend with the ability to withstand stabs, even in his throat! (That was seen)... And the bearded Pharcum lady! (That was also seen)... And our ever-lovely conjoined Peepyds. (That was seen as well)... So please kindly don't make a complete Xzerbass of yoursel- (Ruther was angered)
  • Hawkens: Oh, now you've done it. Ruther has a bad history with that word!
  • Freakshow Owner: Wait-wait-wait, that was a slip of the tongue- (Ruther screamed and pounced onto the Freakshow Owner and started to beat the snot out of him) AGHHH!! HELP!! HELP!! HEEEEELP!! SECURITY!!!
  • Hawkens: RUTHER, STOP!! Remember what Chell said!!
  • Ruther: FREAK SHOWS ARE NOT FOR HYBRIDS, YOU UGLY PRICK!!! THEY ARE FOR THOSE WHO ARE DIFFERENT IN ABNORMAL WAYS AND ARE THANKFULLY NOT ASHAMED TO BE SUCH AND LOVE HOW STRANGE THEY LOOK!!! AND HYBRIDS ARE NOT MAJOR ABNORMALITIES!!!
  • Freakshow Owner: Hence why-OW, OW, the Young miss- OW, AAAAHHHH-HA-HA-OW, possesses a rare genetic condit- OW- tion- OW!!
  • Ruther: CHECK YOUR PRIVILEGE, WILL YOU?! (He beat the owner around until he was uglier than before and faints)
  • Hawkens: Hooo, boy! ... (The freakshow freaks looked in shock)... You're gonna have to pardon Ruther, he's very passionate about hybrids. And before ya'll say anything, Cornsby will pay for that guy's hospital bills.

Back to Erroe and Aera

  • Erroe: Well, hopefully they're not making COMPLETE idiots of themselves. If only we can find something to do.
  • ???: (Mad Hatter/King Candy-style voice) MAYBE I CAN HELP WITH THAT!! (A semi-sentient feloot came riding on a Mog-Like beast)
  • Erroe: HOLY ESCAPED FREAK!!
  • Mog-Like Beast: (Speaking like Abridged Red) Aw, dat's not very nice. I only licked up de vomit from de holohover coasters dat one time.
  • Feloot: Rogg, we talked about this!! You're not supposed to speak.... EVER!
  • Mog-like Beast (Rogg): Well, when you said it like dat, Felosha, it sounds like you're embarrassed by me.
  • Feloot (Felosha): Well, why do you think the Rogg mascot here is supposed to be a mute? This embarrassing derpy commentary is no better than the last personality you had.

Cutaway

  • Felosha: Say hello to Rogg, kids!
  • Kids: HII, ROGG-
  • Rogg: (In deep voice) EXISTENCE IS PAIN! (Those words creeped the children out)

Present

  • Felosha: Still trying to fix that split personality thing in your positronic brain.
  • Rogg: Well, I try my bestest, really. (Deep voice) Not that it helps, my life is a living-
  • Aera: HELLO, CUTIE!!! WHAT'S YOUR NAME?!
  • Felosha: The Wonderful Felosha Suith! I've been this place's fortuneteller for years. You want good luck, come see a good schmuck!!!
  • Erroe: I don't believe in superstitions really, so I'll pa-
  • Aera: OOH, OOH, I WANNA TRY!! CAN WE DO IT, ERROE?! PLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAASSE?!
  • Erroe: "... Ohhh fine. But if you require NP for anything, I swear to the devines-"
  • Felosha: "Oh don't worry, this fortune's on the house. I can tell your abit stressed out from the NP coverage. Believe me, the head huncho isn't usually THIS bad with the NP. It's like he was aducted by an imposter and trying to scare somebody off. I otherwise hate this fake currency crap even before these extreme changes."
  • Erroe: I, F*****G, LOVE YOU RIGHT NOW!!!
  • Felosha: So, what're your questions?
  • Erroe:... Will me and my friends ever get along?
  • Felosha: FROM GREATEST BEGINNINGS TO DARKEST ENDS, WILL HIS CREW REMAIN AS FRIENDS? Here! (He hands him a card)
  • Erroe:... "Love of any kind masks itself in the most ridiculous of ways.".... Strange.
  • Aera: Ooh, ooh, my turn!... Since I'm much calmer than his other friends, will we become a couple?
  • Felosha: BY ALL OF LIFE'S ENDEAVORS, WILL THESE TWO GET TOGETHER FOREVER? Here ya are, sweetheart. (He hands her a card)
  • Aera: "A world of pain offers a world of understanding"..... Hmm.
  • Felosha: Well, last question, use it wisely.
  • Erroe: Well, let's ask you something about yourself first. It's not anything regarding future and s***, it's about you-
  • Rogg: Daaw, no need, Mr. Horboid, he's got nothing much about him. (Deep voice) Except misfortune and bad luck.
  • Erroe: I doubt that. You're a talking feloot riding an animatronic mook. Clearly you have a tale to tell.
  • Felosha: "You're curious about me, eh? Well, you see, once apawn a time, I was simply a stray kitten living with a stray feloot family in an animal village not too far from Coaltown."

Flashback.

  • (Felosha): "At best, it was pretty much a generic run of the mill peaceful neightberhood. It had everything, peace, tranquility, lack of life-threating trouble and nothing more serious then coping with a wild animal, the works....... Then, everything changed when this guy showed up."
  • Ful and his Mogok followers were seen.
  • (Felosha): "This stranger claimed himself to be a prophet and a warner of how Muko was "Planet Blood" and how it was an impourent life force of the planet. Our town leader was, a known sceptic."
  • Leader: "Sorry good sir, but I have reason to believe that the words you discribe.... Are merely a long-disproven myth. Muko, you see, is not in any shape or form, "Planet blood". I mean, unless the planet is SUDDENLY like Symbim, the living world, I kinda don't see that applying for Muko and Planet Ientasy. Also, where did you say where you were from again, and why do you have those scary bug mercenaries?"
  • Ful: "...... Well. If I can't coherse you witless fools into my cause..... (Darkly) Then I must dispose of all witnesses..... MOGOKS?! (The Mogoks aimed their guns at the village)."
  • Leader: "........ This is gonna end badly, isn't it-"
  • The Mogoks started to rampently fire at the village as screams are heard.
  • (Felosha): "The Stranger's monster bug army were too much for us! The population fell down faster then parasites after a pharaputic cleansing. Virtually nothing survived..... Except me obviously, or else this all encounter would've been a logical paradox."
  • Ful and the Mogoks were seen leaving the destroyed village.
  • A younger Felosha was left.....
  • (Felosha): "In one hand, I was upset with what that guy did. But on the other..... What can I really do? He has an army of bug monsters at his command. I worry that he's still out there, leading people to blindly crusade against Muko, and-"

(Later...)

  • Erroe: (After being captured by security holobots) OKAY, I DIDN'T KNOW IT WAS YOUR SON!! I'M SORRY!!
  • Manager: OH, YOU'RE SORRY?! YOU GET SO ANGRY ABOUT THE WAYS WE DO THINGS HERE THAT YOU RATHER TAKE OUT YOUR ANGER ON AN AUTISTIC CHILD WITH A FOSTER FATHER WHO FORCES HIM TO EAT AN ENTIRE BAR OF SOAP AND FOR EVERY MEAL THE NEXT DAY WHENEVER HE SWEARS?!
  • Erroe: Whoooa, dude, I didn't know he was abused!
  • Manager:... WHO SAID ANYTHING ABOUT ABUSE?! You should be ashamed of yourself!! Get your friends and get out! You and they are permanently banned from Neon Saucer!!
  • Erroe: OKAY, LISTEN HERE, JERK!! YOU THINK YOU CAN JUST THROW ME INTO YOUR OFFICE AND ACCUSE ME OF BEING A JERK?! IN FACT, WHY DO YOU HAVE THIS STUPID NP SYSTEM?! I'M SURE THIS ISN'T THE FIRST TIME A COMPLAINT LIKE THIS HAPPENED!!! YOU CHARGE CUSTOMERS TO ENTER CERTAIN PARTS OF THE PARK, YOU PUT TOLLS IN FOUNTAINS, BATHROOMS, SHOWERS, BENCHES, EVERYTHING THAT SHOULD BE FREE?! I'M SURE THIS IS SOMETHING YOU'RE NO STRANGER TO!! NO WONDER THERE'S PEE STAINS EVERYWHERE!!! AND FURTHERMORE, WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO DO WITH THE NEON PERCENTAGE I DON'T SPEND?!
  • Manager: Please save your complaints to the head of our Complaints Department in the brig.
  • Erroe: (As another squid being the same as the manager came forth behind them) YOUR COMPLAINTS DEPARTMENT IS A BRIG?!
  • Manager: Ugh, classic misconception. It's IN the brig.
  • Erroe: WHY IS YOUR COMPLAINTS DEPARTMENT IN A BRIG?! AND WHY DO YOU HAVE A BRIG?!
  • Manager: Needed space for the monorail. Also, you just resisted security demands, so...
  • Erroe: IS THAT WHAT YOU DO TO EVERYONE WHO RIGHTFULLY COMPLAINS ABOUT THIS SCANDAL?! ARE YOU EVEN THE REAL MANAGER?!
  • Manager: What do you take me for? Some kinda silly biomass mimicking a Phoropod? WAKE UP, SON, THIS IS THE REAL WORLD!! (Sighs) This day has been stressful enough already what with the counting of my nen, cleaning up all my priceless antiques, souping up my buggy, and taking care of some wicked criminal hiding somewhere in the park.
  • Erroe: WAIT, WHAT?!
  • Manager: Shut up! (He smacks him with a tentacle) That's employee matters, so you'd better keep your long nose where it be- (He was smacked in the back of the head by the twin figure behind him)... Mommy, I don't wanna go on the coaster!! (He fell unconscious)...
  • Figure: Hmmph! Boys? Let him go! Oh, and, uh, take care of the faker son while you're at it. (They fired at the child squid being and left him unconscious)
  • Erroe:... What the f*** just happened?
  • Figure: My apologies, Mr. Parblox, the one who brought you here was an imposter sent by some wicked alien whore shapeshifter just to try and stop you from... Doing something.
  • Erroe: "So, this place isn't REALLY using an NP system-"
  • Real Manitger: "Oh don't get me wrong, the NP system is real, but we usually reserved it for the rides, games, food and attractions. The imposter was the one who included commen commodities like benches and bathrooms, even the water foundtons!"
  • Erroe: "..... Well, at least you were not really going THAT crazy with it. BUT STILL, PEOPLE HAVE TO PAY REAL MONEY, FOR FAKE CURRENCY?! WHY?!"
  • Real Manager: "Oh, it's so Neon Saucer would be cheaper then the average theme park. You see, every theme park charges you money for things beyond admission, and I wanted to have a park where the only money you would spend on Neon Saucer is for NP. While the NP covers the rides, food, attractions and games."
  • Erroe: "..... How is this a successful theme park with a practice like that?"
  • Real Manager: "Depends, have you ever been in a theme park NOT like Neon Saucer where money has to be used for everything?"
  • Erroe: "No, why?"
  • Manager: Well think about it. We have fake currency so customers can save real currency. 1 Nen can buy you a trip's worth of NP. That imposter was just trying to keep you from Jovana's trail.
  • Erroe:... When you put it that way... That's actually generous.
  • Manager: Yeah, I've only run the Neon Saucer for 5 months and it's STILL hard.
  • Erroe: "Well, I'm glad to know that I was only over-reacting to everything-"
  • Manager: "That being said, I do have to draw attention that some of your friends have made.... Awkword first impressions."
  • Erroe: ".... Craaaaaaaaaaaaaaap?!"
  • Manager: "But don't worry, I know the perfect way you people can repay any appearent dept to the park OUTSIDE of having Cornsby helping out. Another way you can also help repay these mis-steps is to route out a rumored conspiracty against the park. We suspect some prisoners down in that prison place we have MAY be planning to do people some harm thanks to shifty unsavery characters related to a group named, "F.O.Z.Z.E.L.S.", I think."
  • Felosha: "They seriously called themselves that?"
  • Erroe: "D'ooooww, ya mean I have to go to jail anyway?!"
  • Manager: "Well, at least not as a prisoner."
  • Erroe: "Curse you, fickle hands of (Gets dumped in by the bot) FAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA (Breaths in)...... AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATTTTTTTTTTTTTTTtttttttttttttttttttt- (Echo fates)....."
  • Aera: ".... Couldn't we just as much taken the stairs or an elavader down to the prison?"
  • Manager: "Actselly yes, that does sound more sensiable then just dumping you people down there."
  • Erroe's voice: "(Echos) OH THANKS ALOT?!"
  • Rogg: "Was that for the fickle hands of fate as well?"

The OTHER Lizard with a Gunhand, D'inkus/Olderon Kingston Coalary[]

D'inkus' cave.

  • The Group entered a cave and found a familier person..... D'Inkus, as Goodar's brother was seen as well. This was Olderon.
  • Barron: "..... D'inkus? Is that you?"
  • D'inkus: "(Raspy) Heeeeeeeeey, brother...... Long time, no seeeeeeee."
  • Erroe: "Ohhh, that's foreboding!"
  • Barron: "ERROE, SHUT THE HELL UP, THIS IS SUPPOSE TO BE A SERIOUS MOMENT?!...... It has been a long time, D'inkus. Years to be exact."
  • D'inkus: "Exactly...... Years without coal to light this dark world with!"
  • Olderon: "Well, well, well, if it ain't the idjit that allowed a Muko mining operation ruin our village."
  • Barron: "I believe, you were refering to Ful, Mr. Olderon. And by extention..... The group you are apart of."
  • Olderon: "Hey, to be fair, Ful only made the mistake of trusting idiots to do a leverage sceame. By the way, all the same, I'm sorry about how that idiot took your families..... But the village..... Because of Ful's mistakes or not, it doesn't done change the fact that Cornsby's forces, and Shiimra, destroyed our home!"
  • Barron: "Again, you have Ful to blame for that. I mean, who do you think provoked Carslet to have that meltdown about her own past to begin with when our families were shot down UNDER HIS ORDERS, D'inkus!"
  • D'inkus: "Yesssssssssssssssssssssssssss (Unhined chuckle)......... Go on about blaming Ful for what happened..... But thing is...... How did you think Ful came to the village to begin with?"
  • Barron: "..... D'inkus..... I came to apologiese...... To make things right-"
  • D'inkus: "(Cocks gunhand at Barron, as the heroes quickly got into a fighting stance) Make things right? You can't "make things right", brother! No one can! She told me so herself."
  • Barron: "...... Your wife, D'inkus?"
  • D'inkus: "Nooooooo. My mistress...... Cooooooooaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaal."
  • Erroe: "Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhh, that's weird!"
  • Olderon: "...... (Quietly to the misfits) It's actselly me, by the way, I just let'im think what he thinks, cause he's koo-koo bonanza!"
  • D'inkus: "The coal and I, have become ONE, brother! It tells me everything!"
  • Barron: "So, did the coal told you to start listening to our former coal mine manager who is now part of the same shadowy dark secret organisation dedicated to try and bring fozzil fuels back into the market while getting Muko banned based on the pretenses of a disproven myth of which is the same group Ful was apart of which in term makes them respondsable for our village's destruction because of them having him there?"
  • D'inkus: "Yes she did, brother. (Laughs crazed)."
  • Barron: "And did the coal tell you, whhhhhhy?"
  • D'inkus: "Why?! Does there gotta be a reason why people do things?! (Angerly) You think SHIIMRA had a reason to burn our town into the ground?!"
  • Viva: "YEAH, AND IT'S NAME WAS FUL L. O'FLIES, BECAUSE HE WAS TRYING TO GET PEOPLE TO COMMIT TO TERRORISUM?!"
  • Erroe: "Admitingly, sure, Carslet over-reacted, but that was ALSO Ful's fault?!"
  • Olderon: "CAN YOU NOT DERAIL THIS CONVERSATION, BOB-SAGET?!"
  • Icky: Wait, this is suppose to be an alternate universe where OUU stuff doesn't have a leg to stand on here, how do you know who Bob Saget is?
  • Olderon: Interdimensional cable.
  • Icky: (Sighs) Of course.
  • D'inkus: "AS, I was saying..... It was only when I fell into DARKNESS, that I saw the light! This world is a cruel place, brother. Everywhere I go, all I see is death and destruction."
  • Erroe/Viva: "FUL'S FAULT?!"
  • Icky: "And/or probuly because Olderon's friends are the ones doing it!"
  • D'inkus: "This planet is so full of reshorces...... And people just ABUSE IT?! People like SHIIMRA?!"
  • Erroe: "Tecnecally, the fozzel fuel companies were the abusers here."
  • D'inkus: "The planet just gives, gives and gives..... And all we do is (Starts shooting at Barron who was able to endure it, though he is pained by it) take, take, TAKE?!"
  • Erroe: "HOW DID YOU NOT DIE FROM THAT?! YOU WERE SHOT LIKE 3 TIMES?!"
  • Barron: "D'inkus, you need to understand fully that Hardy and his friends were respondsable for why Ful lead our home to destruction! Ergo, that makes Olderon respondsable too in a sense! Don't let him control you-"
  • D'inkus: "SHIIMRA TOOK EVERYTHING FROM ME?! My home, my family........ My coal...... I got nothing left......"
  • Barron: "That's not true, D'inkus! There's still someone left...... Your daughter Lele."
  • Erroe: "I KNEW IT?!"
  • Viva: "WE ALREADY KNEW THAT, IDIOT?!"
  • Erroe: "I know, I was just caught up in the moment!"
  • Olderon was concerned on how he can lose his assassin just like that!
  • Barron: "I went back to Coaltown and found her. I've been raising her ever since. She's now a healthy growing child."
  • Erroe: "She can be pretty rough for her age if you ask me."
  • D'inkus: "Lele...... My daughter..... But..... The coal that Olderon showed me said she was dead.... (Olderon was sneaking off, without D'inkus noticing)..... The coal was testing me! Saving her for a big surprise! (Olderon desided to not risk it and still sneak off when it was only a matter of time, the Lougers and the HA seeing this and desiding to deal it with themselves, while only Gazelle and Barron's friends stayed behind.) The coal is now telling me to go see Lele again."
  • Barron: "Oh that is so reliefing, D'inkus!"
  • Erroe: "Wait for it."
  • D'inkus: "So I can send her to her mother!"
  • Erroe: "OHHHH, NOTHING BUT NET?!"
  • Ree: "I'M PRETTY SURE THIS IS TOO SERIOUS FOR THESE REMARKS NOW?!"
  • Barron: "D'inkus, wha.... What're you saying?!"
  • D'inkus: "What I'm saying is, brother, (Aims Gunhand), Is that you made a D'inkus out of yourself to come to me!"
  • Erroe: "(Applauds) Oh THAT is rich!"
  • Viva: "LAME?!"
  • Felosha: "Gang, I think we should take cover for this!"
  • The group did so but Gazelle, although she went to another part of the forword bound arena between the two gun-handers!
  • Barron: "D'inkus, I won't fight you! It doesn't need to end like this?!"
  • D'inkus: "Yes it does, brother! I will reunite you with the ones you lost?! With, my, COAL GUN?!"
  • Erroe's voice: "At least he's consisent!"
  • Barron: "D'inkus, I want you to pay close attention, I'm- (Gets shot again) Not- (Gets hit by a grenade laungher)- Going to fight- (Blasted by a Lazer) You!"
  • D'inkus: "YOU HAVE NO OTHER OPITIONS BROTHER?! Otherwise, with F.O.Z.Z.I.L.S.'s help, I would be able to ring down destruction down of everyone! Every man, woman, child, rogs, and EVEN, MINORITIES?! (Laughs crazily as Gazelle got angry)"
  • Barron: "(Sees that and knows exactly what's gonna happen)..... D'inkus, it was a pleasure to know you."
  • D'inkus: "Pardon? (Gazelle pounced on him and started to beat the snot out of him) D'OW, OW, OH, OUGGHH, SON OF A BIT- AGGGAAAAAAAAAAH?! D'OW?!"
  • The beating went on!
  • Barron: "..... Nice to know that even without that magical giant key sword, she can still kick some ass."
  • Rogg: "..... Think he'll survive?"
  • Erroe: "He survived falling down a cliff, so- (D'inkus was heard screaming in pain!).... That's debatable."

Outside.

  • Olderon was making a run for it outside the caves as the Lougers and HA were not far behind!
  • Olderon was running until stopping at a cliff-face, seeing that he was cornered!
  • Icky: "Okay Oldster, you're under arrest for planning a mass shooting on Neon Saucer."
  • Olderon: "Look, it was not meant to be personal! It was meant to get people to turn on Muko facilities and Shiimra!"
  • Duke: "And how is killing people suppose to atthive this, dipshit?!"
  • Olderon: "Cornsby prides himself of considering Neon Saucer the safest place in Ientasy! The aim was to make him look like a liar! Then, and only then, would it be easier to get people to turn on Muko because of that promise being made false. It is the will, of F.O.Z.Z.I.L.S."
  • Icky: "..... THAT'S Your group name? I mean, granted you guys worked in the fozzil fuel industry, but did you HAD to be so litteral? What's the actronim even mean?"
  • Olderon: "Well...... With the zs, it's, kinda difficult to pinpoint the accreate words that start with zs, so, we don't have an offical meaning for the accrenim yet. But point is, F.O.Z.Z.I.L.S. has been the thorn in Cornsby's side ever since he rose to power! And we are trying to make his reign difficult to maintain as possable by-"
  • Icky: "Commiting terrorisum and destroying the very villages and towns YOU MORONS ARE TRYING TO GET INTO HATEING MUKO?!"
  • Olderon: "Look, they're either accsidents, or out of self-defence!"
  • Lord Shen: "Then what about the underwater village in Juno Bay being destroyed by an oil bomb planted by Hardy's mercenaries?! WAS THAT AN ACCSIDENT OR SELF-DEFENCE AS WELL?!"
  • Olderon was surprised......
  • Olderon: "..... Mr. Hardy would never do that to Tuctus! He loves that tenticled druma queen to death! He.... He would never do that to her!"
  • Samantha: "Then I'm afraid Hardy is no longer himself. Jovana has pocessed him, and now she is weaponising your organisation against us to stop us from preventing her from getting all of the Muko...."
  • Olderon was distroted.......
  • Olderon: "But.... But Hardy said the oil bomb was your fault."
  • Icky: "JOVANA MADE HIM SAY THAT SO THE GROUP CAN DITCH THE MESS WHILE THE GOING'S BARELY GOOD?!"
  • Olderon: "..... (Kneels)..... What...... What was I thinking?! WHAT AM I DOING?! WHAT WAS I GONNA DO?! AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH?! HOW COULD'VE I BEEN SO STUPID?! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH?! DAMN US?! DAMN US ALL TO HELL?! (Broke into crying?!)"
  • The Heroes looked at each other and nodded in unison agreement.

Later.

  • Olderon was cuffed and being taken to a prison wagon.
  • D'inkus was seen being held by the heroes as Cornsby was arriving.

The Neon Saucer AUU Chocabo Race/Gassy Pete[]

  • D'inkus was seen crying phathicly.
  • D'inkus: "Mah life, is forever tarnished!"
  • Erroe: "Hey it's okay, Dinkus-"
  • Barron: "It's D'inkus, the D has to be seperated by the apostrophe."
  • Erroe: "Look, point is, it's not that bad. Cornsby is already working on reviving those people you slaughtered like how he's reviving Tuctus and those micronation folks. It'll be fine!"
  • D'inkus: "YOU THINK INCREDABLE NATEROL ORDER DEFYING MACHINES WOULD CHANGE THE FACT THAT I STILL KILL PEOPLE?! THEY WON'T HEAL THE HAUNTING MEMORY OF THE FACT THAT IT WAS ME THAT KILLED THEM TO BEGIN WITH?! I'LL LOOK LIKE A MONSTER TO THEM?!"
  • Viva: "Buddy, you're with a group that has a certain sum of people, THAT DID WAAAAAAAAY worse."
  • Barron: "D'inkus, we were tricked by Ful to start an anti-muko extremeist group that, wasn't the least bit confident at what it was doing. We weren't even able to realise that Materio would've made our jobs, SO MUCH FUCKING EASIER?!"
  • D'inkus: "..... So..... I ain't the only fuck-up then?"
  • Felosha: "We're pretty much a sad mix-mash of misfits that got cobbled togather to try and save the world, because..... Reasons."
  • Barron: "D'inkus, help us put F.O.Z.Z.E.L.S. in their place. You do that, Cornsby will vouched for you, people will over-look your past sins, (Less Seriously) On account of celberty status, (Seriously) And you'll see Lele again..... Well, provided if you're done listening to coal."
  • D'inkus: "Don't worry, the coal seemed to stop talking to me when Olderon was taken away. I guess, the coal had accepted desteny that it would become a now outmoded fuel shorce because of the now appearently not really dangerious to the planet Muko Mining becoming popular with people. It's F.O.Z.Z.E.L.S. that won't embrace desteny."
  • Ree: "Likely more in line of wanting to stay rich then anything else."
  • D'inkus: "Then it's time for F.O.Z.Z.E.L.S. to be outmoded as well. And we're gonna do that. All of us."
  • Erroe: "Oh great! MORE walking!"
  • Felosha: "Well if you want, you could always enter the Neon Saucer Bird Race and win a big-ass Buggy."
  • Record scratch.......
  • Erroe: "........ They're giving out........ A buggy?"
  • Felosha: "Well, an X-3000 all terran luxery dune buggy to be exact. It's pretty much the most impressive piece of travel vhicale of it's generation, and-"
  • Ree/Viva: "He's already gone to enter the race."
  • Felosha: "Alchourse he is."
  • Icky: "ANNNNNNNNND here's the side-plot of the week, ladies and gentlemen."

Neon Saucer, Prize Corner.

  • An Undertale wow was heard as the Dune Buggy was seen in all of it's glory.
  • Erroe: "(Excited Moronic Squee)!"
  • Manager: "(Shows up) Eyeing the first prize, I see?"
  • Erroe: "(YELPS)?! (Looks at the Manager) Oh it's just you."
  • Manager: "I take it that you're here to enter the Neon Saucer Bird race, correct?"
  • Erroe: "Oh yes, because this thing is SOOOOOOOOOOO, COOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL?!"
  • Manager: "Well, you got alot of serious competitors for that Dune Buggy. Some of the finest Chucubo racers are here for that Buggy."
  • Erroe: "Wait wait wait wait! Chucubos? Those dumb and useless over-grown flickens? I have to RIDE on one of them to win the race?!"
  • Manager: "Oh don't worry, racers can bring their own Chucubo. Your welcome to try that Chucubo farm 2 or so miles east of here."
  • Erroe: "(Quietly) Aw craaaaaap, now I have to get my own of those useless birds?! Just my luck."

The Story of Angae/The Village of the Muko-Mukins[]

Angae's House

  • Angae's Father: Hey, guys, how's it hangin'? We don't get many people or visitors around here.
  • Angae's Mother: Good to finally have some. So, how's your stay in Gonn been?
  • Erroe: Well we saw a girl crying at a cemetery in the most infantile way, so that's a way to set the bar.
  • Viva: Seriously, Erroe? You're going to mock the mourning?
  • Aera: Well unless it's Mourday, I can see-
  • Viva: Not that kind of 'mourning'.
  • Angae's Father: Nah, she's just Sobba. Like always, she's just bein' a Grievin' Steven.
  • Angae's Mother: Or maybe she should consider LEAVIN'!! (The two laughed)
  • Angae's Father: See, you should have a laugh now and then. Seriously, you can make Sobba cry without even tryin'.
  • Erroe: Yeah, I'd mask my emotional turmoil with laughter if I lived in the remains of a broken Muko Reactor.
  • Angae's Father: Pssssssssh, that giant jellroll hole's been dead for years. It only killed half of us when it blew up, thank God. At least our son Angae survived.
  • Erroe: (The name echoed in his mind)... You're Angae Highley's parents?
  • Angae's Mother: Yep. He went to join RANGER over 10 years ago. Quite the hero. Couldn't be more proud, especially since he has a girlfriend who, and thy quote, "Has a booty that wouldn't quit".
  • Aera: Well that's...... Sweet.
  • Erroe: Well I used to fight alongside him.
  • Angae's Mother: Really?! Where is he? How is he?
  • Erroe:... Well you guys are obviously used to the whole 'cruel reality' thing and like to laugh it off, but I'll put it as politely as possible...... (Impolitely) Your son is dead and he's never coming back. Ever. (Everyone was shocked)... Not that many people would miss him. He was an abusive member of his team, including me. Probably had no friends with an attitude like that. Died because of that attitude, too. Insulted a Mogok high soldier and got beheaded like a punk bitch. (Everyone was appalled by his insensitivity) Warned him that attitude would get him killed, and he didn't listen. We all saw it coming. Honestly, he never would be missed. We all agree he got himself killed, right?...... Right?...... (Aera walked away)... What's with her?
  • Viva: Erroe... You're such an asshole. (Walks out)...
  • Erroe:...... I swear, there is NO appresiation for just being honest with peopl-
  • Angae's Mother: Get the f*** out of our house!

Later.

  • Erroe was tossed out as he screamed!
  • Erroe crashed into a rock!
  • Angae's Father's voice: "THANKS FOR CRUSHING OUR HOPE, ASSHOLE?!"
  • The door was slammed harshly!
  • Erroe: "..... Yeesh, (Gets up) Now I know where Angae got his dougheiness from! And they started out so nicely too!"
  • Erroe was about to move on until he ran into Viva.....
  • Viva: Alright, Erroe, what you said about Angae was mean, and very uncalled for.
  • Erroe: Hey, Shen said tact was un-needed. And he's right. What, was I supposed to say he didn't die like a punk bitch?
  • Viva: HE WAS YOUR BROTHER'S MENTOR!!!
  • Erroe: AND HE WAS AN ASSHOLE!!! A BIGGER ONE THAN YOU, TOO!! I am too angry at him to even mention what he did, so there's no possible way I'm apologizing for an asshole like hi-

Later...

  • Aera: Angae... Was my first boyfriend before your brother.
  • Erroe:.... Ohhhhhhhhhhhh...
  • Aera:... Erroe... I always thought you were the kindest, most misunderstood soul I ever met... But I guess I was wrong.
  • Erroe: Okay, Aera, no time for acting naïve-
  • Aera: I'M SERIOUS!! ANGAE WAS A GOOD BOYFRIEND, AND HE ONLY ACTED LIKE A JERK BECAUSE HE THOUGHT I WAS DEAD!!!
  • Erroe: Oh, come on, he was a RANGER! And a good goddamn one at that, good enough for me to not cross him. The past is in the past, Aera. He's dead, and that's a hard truth. (A mysterious figure was seen watching them)
  • Aera:... Erroe?... I hate to admit it... But the reason I'm 'naïve' is because I numbed my mind with my powers to get over the pain of loss and reality since losing him.
  • Erroe: Ya don't say? So I guess Viva was right about you being afraid of reality. Well at least as soon as you can get rid of that spell, you can act normal now.
  • Aera: (The camera eased onto her dramatically)... You wanna say that again?
  • Erroe: Huh?
  • Aera: All this time... All the good times we've had together... All the times I trusted you... You thought I wasn't normal? That I was just being idiotic for no reason? You seriously prefer my reality-depressed wreck than my more calm and more preferable naïve demeanor?
  • Erroe: To be fair, it DID get annoying sometimes- (Aera got angry) OKAY THAT CAME OUT WRONG-
  • Aera: I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU!!! YOU'RE A BIG INSENSITIVE INCONSIDERATE JERK!! No wonder you're everyone's punching bag. Well you just lost my respect, AND my trust. Why should I support someone as mean and inconsiderate as you?
  • Erroe:... You can't be serious! You're the only one here that treats me well.
  • Aera: You should've thought of that earlier. See you back with the others, you f*** up! (She pushed him away as she left.... Erroe started crying and began to show a dark side that the figure noticed before leaving)
  • Erroe:... What do I do?
  • ???: What you must. Be a better man.
  • Erroe: HEY FUCK OFF, MYSTERIOUS STRANGER I KNOW NOTHING ABOUT, IT'S NONE OF YOUR DAMN BUSINESS?! (Runs off)....
  • ???: "....... Wow. Is he REALLY that much of a stupid headache? Whatever, at least he's still on a path of self-ruin. (Laughs wickedly)."

The Buggy.

  • Erroe was seen angerly driving the Buggy as Aera was being unhappy. Nobody was talking.
  • Felosha: "...... So...... Meeting Tracktorsaurus was, interesting........... Well don't everyone speak up at once!......"
  • Rogg: "I think your attempts at small talk and mood lighting are obviously failing."
  • Felosha: "Ya think I don't know that, genius?! AHEM!...... Those people that lived next to a ruined Oil Rig were sure nice......"
  • Silence......
  • Felosha: "...... OH COME ON PEOPLE, I AM TRYING TO LIGHTEN UP THE MOOD AND EASE TENSIONS HERE?!"
  • Tigress: "Well obviously this isn't a good time for that!"
  • Icky: "Yeah, maybe it would be for the best if we were to just- (The buggy broked down)........ Welp, the hunk of junk just broke down."
  • Everyone: "WHAT!?"
  • Felosha: "OH DEAR GODS NO?! WE'RE GONNA DIE?! LEFT STRANDED WITH NO MILES OF CIVILISATION IN SIGHT?!"
  • Iago: "There's a village of indian teepees on top of that plateu. (That was seen)......."
  • Felosha: "........ Oh."
  • Barron: "Wait, is that an observatory those natives have there?"
  • Aera: "(Gasps excitedly)! YAAAAY?! WE'RE VISITING UNCLE SAGELY?! (Runs off quickly!)"
  • Felosha: "WELL THAT WAS A SUDDEN MODE SHIFT?!"
  • Ree: "..... Am I to assume that "Uncle Sagely" is another Ietra remnant?"
  • Viva: "What do you think, wiseass?"
  • Ree: Excuse me, miss, I was just asking a question! I am the temporary leader, so I advise you don't talk back to me that way.
  • Viva: BITCH, I WAS LEADER BEFORE YOU AND ERROE, SO I'LL TALK TO YOU HOWEVER I WANT!!!
  • Duffie: Uh, V, he was asking a legitimate question, and you answered rudely.
  • Viva: WE'RE ALWAYS RUDE!!! THAT'S HOW WE ROLL!!! WE GIVE EACH OTHER WHAT WE DESERVE, INCLUDING INSENSITIVE AND UNCARING F*** UP ERROE OVER HERE!! (Erroe got angry at that)
  • Barron: Well, we're at the damn place anyway, so can we please shut up?
  • Ree: I agree with Barron, this is not a time to focus on Erroe. He needs time to think about what he did wrong. (Erroe got even more angry)
  • Viva: Oh, don't bother. He doesn't need time for anything. He never EVER learns his lesson, and never tries to do any better than his previous f*** up. (As Erroe was getting past his anger limits) That's all he's ever good for. He's more like a jester, and I'd say I'd make a better leader than you OR his dumb insecure swirl-ass! Now he's screwed up the most by being an insincere and inconsiderate prick, and he paid the price for it. Shows him right for not learning from ANY of his mistakes-
  • Erroe: OKAY, SHUT UP!!... Everyone... I f*** up, that much is true... But you forgotten what I said in Sos Costas! I have raw fragile feelings that you are insensitive to. You don't give me respect as your leader. You treat me like a pushover. You always judge me for my mistakes. Well you know what? I'm sick of it!! As soon as I become leader again, there will be some SERIOUS changes. Pretty soon, you'll see how it feels to be treated like pushovers.
  • Sandy: Whoa, Erroe, doesn't that sound a teensy bit extreme?
  • Erroe: You Lodgers aren't involved in this! This is about my team! MINE!
  • Viva: "You insulted Aera's first boyfriend, ya dinkus?!"
  • Erroe: AND WHY NOT?! HE WAS THE WORST THING TO EVER BE ON THAT SHÏÏMRA'S RANGER PROGRAM!! HE WAS A WORSE BULLY THAN YOU'LL ALL EVER BE. AND FOR WHAT, BECAUSE HE COULDN'T ACCEPT REALITY LIKE THE ENDLING IETRA HERE?!
  • Baloo: Now just a minute! That's going too far!
  • Erroe: Oh, I'm only getting started. Viva? You wanna know the REAL reason why I chose to ignore that anniversary? Because THAT'S WHERE ANGAE WAS BORN, AND BURIED!!! I DON'T CARE IF IT WAS MY HOMETOWN, HE WAS A BULLY FOR AS LONG AS I CAN REMEMBER!! Forget about the painful feeling of my mom dying, OR my father leaving, nononono, HOW ABOUT THE DOUCHE BAG WHO MADE ME EAT PENCIL SHAVINGS IN SCHOOL, AND DID FAR WORSE ON A REGULAR BASIS!!! So with all due respect to everyone who died in Nivilholm, I HOPE ANGAE IS IN HELL!!!
  • Viva:... (She sobs)
  • Sparx: Jesus, what Aera did you do to him?!
  • Barron: HE'S JUST TAKING HIS PROBLEMS OUT ON US!
  • Erroe: Well I just lost the respect of the only one in this team that kept me fighting and made all the abuse tolerable. Why SHOULDN'T I? I hate all of you! And Aera? (Didn't realised that Aera had came back to ask the others to come with her when she heard his rant) She's the worst of all for basically killing Ientasy's Saviors. Congratulations are in order, because she's just like Raish! So once I'm leader again, that idiotic doughebag-loving BITCH will have ALOT to think about?! (Icky was jesturing Erroe to look behind him as everyone stared shocked)..... (Looks behind him)....... Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck."
  • Aera: "...... SERIOUSLY?! (Pushes Erroe down again)?! I'M NOT ALLOWED TO GET ABIT MAD AT YOU FOR JUST THIS ONCE, OVER ANGAE?! Look, I get you never liked him for what he did, and by no means do I wanna defend what he did to you, BUT WHAT I WILL GIVE YOU PROBLEMS FOR ENJOYING HIS DEATH TO THE POINT THAT YOU HAVE ZERO REMORSE FOR YOUR OWN HOMETOWN'S DESTRUCTION, JUST BECAUSE YOU HAVE NOTHING BUT BAD MEMORIES FROM HIM?!"
  • Erroe: "THAT TEARS IT?! YOU'RE ALL, ASSHOLES?! YOU'RE AN ASSHOLE, THEY'RE ASSHOLES, RAISH'S AN ASSHOLE, EVRYONE I EVER MET, IS A FUCKING, ASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE?! (Breaths heavily)....."
  • Ree: "..... (Brings up his communicater and calls Cornsby)...... Yeah, uh, about Erroe, sir? He acted out again. He began angerly yelling at us because we scold him about disrespecting Angae for albeit understandable reasons involving some bad tidings with him. You might need to be disaplenary with him again, sir."
  • Erroe: "(Realised he fucked up)........ (Nerviously) Heeeeeeeeeeeeey, let's not get Cornsby invovled, huh?"
  • Ree: "Yes sir. I'll tell him that. (Hangs up)...... Cornsby said he's extending my temporary leadership for as long as you continue to lash out at us for immapprobeate behavior."
  • Erroe: "...... (Wimpers)......."
  • Aera realised that Erroe is seriously hurt again.......
  • Aera: "...... E-...... Erroe?"
  • Erroe ran away now scream crying like a big man child!
  • Felosha: "...... Ya know, Rogg, we gotten out of that relitively easy all things considered."
  • Rogg: "It's like we're not even here at all. (Depressed voice) Existence is TRUELY pain."
  • Felosha: "Seriously, that glitch needs to be fixed?!"
  • Aera is starting to feel bad about Erroe........
  • Aera: "..... I've never should've turned on Erroe like that, not even for Angae."
  • Barron: "Well how can you not?! I mean, did he not talk smack about him?"
  • Aera: "In, all fairness..... It isn't like he was, lying about it. He just..... Told the truth in, a hurtful way."
  • Barron: "Well in all fairness, Erroe was never one to be tactful with honesty."
  • Gazelle: ".... Well, Angae may've had a sympathic reason for his actions, but it doesn't fully excuse him for what he was doing to Erroe."
  • Felosha: "Yeah, no offence sweetie, but, thinking he lost you or not, it's hardly a good justification for being abit of dick if his tortured victim ends up like THAT!"
  • Viva: "..... Aera, maybe it's time you accept that maybe Angae wasn't, an ENTIRELY good person anymore since he lost you-"
  • Aera: "I, already came to terms with it after seeing how hurt and abandoned Erroe looked. Maybe, I should go and apologies-"
  • Viva: "Look, Aera, noble as that is, once Erroe enters that super-crybaby stage of crying, he tends to get VERY physical! Maybe it's best to leave him alone and let him cry his eyes out."
  • Barron: "Yup, he's diffently gonna need some alone time. Trust me."

Uncle Sagely's Observatory

  • Erroe was crying unbelievely more tears then his body should produce!
  • Erroe: "AND THEY WERE MEAN TO ME AND LIKED ANGAE BETTER, (Uncle Sagely was seen with a blank stare holding a tissue box) AND THE MUTANT ROG TOLD ON ME?!"
  • Uncle Sagely: "..... Okay, it's obvious to me that you and your friends need to take the Muko-Mukins sacred ritual of bond-rebuilding."
  • Erroe: "(Sniffles)..... Do you HAVE to have a ritual for everything?!"
  • Uncle Sagely: "You should see our ritual of highness..... We basicly just get high on Dunkweed. Trust me, it's QUITE a trip!"
  • Erroe: "Don't get sidetracked please."
  • Uncle Sagely: "Right right right! I have heard about your woes and conflict with Aera, Viva, and a "Miss Gaz-Elle", as the biggest points of contention between you all. I want to take the 4 of you to a haunted cavern filled with the doomed muko-gueists of a long dead enemy tribe, giant spiders, and wall spikes to defeat the ghost of the tribe's leader and be blessed by the remorseful tears of a mystic beast that gave his life protecting our village even when nobody appresiated his existence."
  • Erroe: "....... You have..... A cavern..... That you want us to enter in..... Filled with Muko-Engeried ghosts...... Giant Spiders..... And wall spikes...... To fight a giant ghost..... To reach a statue that cries?"
  • Uncle Sagely: "That's what the ritual entails, yes."
  • Erroe: "...... Am, I able to refuse at my lezure, or-"
  • Uncle Sagely: "(Sternly) Yes, it is VERY mandatory by our tribe's law whenever friendships are challnaged and the warriors of my tribe will be VERY persuasive."
  • Erroe: "..... (Wimpfully) How, persaysive, exactly?"
  • Uncle Sagely: Well you should see their most effective non-violent solution.

Cutaway

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Roger Smith myaaa

  • Bulky Guy: (Covers his head as he was nyaaahing) Alright, don't need to put up with that.

Present

  • Erroe: "..... Fair enough."
  • Aera: (Comes in) UNCLE SAGELYYYY!!! (The two hugged)
  • Uncle Sagely: Ohhh, Aera, look how much you've grown! Such a beautiful little tide lilsy. (Aera blushed)
  • Erroe: So, uh... Aera, I'm sorry I-
  • Aera: I'm sorry too. I'm sorry I took it too far. I should've seen the pain inside of you.
  • Gazelle: (Comes in as well) Aera? Oh, there you are.
  • Viva: (Barges in) YOU IDIOT, I TOLD YOU TO LEAVE ERROE ALONE!!
  • Uncle Sagely: Aera did not come for that. She simply wanted to meet me.
  • Gazelle: Well... Sorry for coming here unannounced to this village, sir. We're kinda stuck here since our buggy broke down.
  • Uncle Sagely: Well I shall help you on the condition that you take the journey to the Haunted Caverns of Bond-Rebuilding.
  • Viva: Yeah, I don't think so.
  • Uncle Sagely: Miss, it's either that, or the scream therapy. MYAAAAAAAA- (Viva covered his face with a water spell)
  • Viva: Fine, fine, journey to the Caverns.

Later...

  • Uncle Sagely: (As the room became a thaumagraphic view of the planetary system) You four must pass a test before entering. First is confessing your past before confronting it in the caves.
  • Viva: This is lame.
  • Uncle Sagely: (Smacks her on the back of her head) YOU'RE lame! And just for that, you get to go first. (He casts a spell within an aquarium-like cauldron that bubbled up and spread bubbles everywhere as Aera popped one of them giggling and a bubble of water got onto Viva's head)
  • Viva: (Semi-gurgling) Whoa, the f*** is this?!
  • Uncle Sagely: We are opening your mind to see the source of your pain. (The water manifested into a Devilish Erroe that stopped abruptly)... Sorry about that, forgot to set the mental connection capacity.
  • Viva: (Semi-gurgling) Suuuure you did.
  • Uncle Sagely: Now... What do you see?
  • Viva: (Semi-gurgling) What the inside of a fishbowl looks like.
  • Uncle Sagely: Hilarious. Just tell me what you see.
  • Viva: (Semi-gurgling) Fine, God!... I see... I see a mother and father with a little kid... And the two are arguing. Their fighting caused... Constant issues and left the child with a bad impression. The mother... Kicked the father out after a horrible incident of mistrust.... He left the family and never came back. The kid... Was upset and sad... And became a bully.... (The water bubble came off her head and reentered the cauldron)......
  • Uncle Sagely:... Sooo?
  • Viva:... Alright, I get it, the kid's me. My dad got scolded out by mom and never came back. Not even during Kraanmases, and Banquet Days, and Grim Nights, and GRADUATIONS, AND FAMILY REUNIONS AND BIRTHDAYS!!!!!... But so what? I'm just fine.
  • Erroe: Oh suuuuure. Says the one who abuses her friends and screams like a Raboon being tortured.
  • Viva: OH, SHUT UP!!!
  • Uncle Sagely: Well clearly Erroe's next. (He casts the spell on him)
  • Erroe: (Semi-gurgling)... Okay, this is weird, I look like a fish trying to use a fishbowl to breath on land. And why am I barely able to talk? We're fish beings.
  • Uncle Sagely: That's just the dunkweed extract. It's not a big deal. Anyway, what do you see?
  • Erroe: "(Semi-gurgling) I'd do the fishbowl thing, but Viva already took that, so, I'm gonna have to focus a bit... There's a baby bird and mother bird in a nest.... The mother is pushing the baby around... The bird's growing up yelling at it's mother.... The baby bird then leaves... And it's falling!" (The spell ended)... What does this mean- Ooohhhhhh- (The cauldron showed the past via thaumagrams)

Cutaway

  • Erroe's Mother: WHEN ARE YOU GONNA GET A REAL JOB?!?
  • Erroe: "I'M JOINING RANGER, MOM, THAT IS A REAL JOB!!"
  • Erroe's Mother: "THE GOVERNMENT ISN'T A JOB, IT'S A POSITION OF POWER MEANT TO DISAPPOINT EVERYONE WITH SQUANDERED POTENTIAL LIKE ANY OTHER POLITICIAN!! I MEANT SOMETHING LIKE WORKING ON A CHUKCHUK FARM, OR A FAST FOOD PLACE!! HELL, I WOULD EVEN ACCEPT A MINAMUM WAGED FACTORY WORKER IF IT MEANS YOU GET A JOB WITH PAY!!"
  • Erroe: "FOR CRUD'S SAKE, MOM, I AM PROTECTING OUR COUNTRY FROM ENEMIES THAT LIE ABOUT MUKO!!"
  • Erroe's Mother: "Oh, and there's another idea!! YOU COULD'VE WORKED ON A MUKO RIG INSTEAD!! THEY PAY GOOD!!"
  • Erroe: "AND BE HELPLESS TO AN CRAZY MUKO HATER WITH A GUN, NO THANK YOU, MOM!!!"
  • Erroe's Mother: "WHAT ABOUT PROVIDING FOR A FAMILY YOU'VE YET TO START?!"
  • Erroe: "... MOM, I'M ONLY IN MY TEENS, IT'S NOT THAT TIME YET!!"
  • Erroe's Mother: TEENS GET LAID A LOT, AREN'T YOU DATING THAT LEBBIN KELP FARMER?!
  • Erroe: WE ONLY HAVE FELOOT-FIGHTS, MOM, WE TURN EACH OTHER ON WITH TICKLING!!!
  • Erroe's Mother: AW COME ON, ERROE, GET A GIRL LIKE AN ADULT, WILL YOU?! DESTROY THAT WOMAN LIKE I DID TO YOUR FATHER!!
  • Erroe: I'M NOT READY, MOM, I NEED TO BE SURE I CAN BE READY FOR A FAMILY!!
  • Erroe's Mother: LOOK, I'M JUST TELLING YOU THIS BECAUSE I LOVE YOU!!
  • Erroe: I LOVE YOU TOO, MOM, I COULDN'T IMAGINE LIFE WITHOUT YOU!!!

Magic Holograms Ended

  • Gazelle: (Viva snickered)... You tickle each other for pleasure?
  • Erroe: Hey, we all have our on buttons somewhere. Now, Sagey boy? What about Gazzy here?
  • Uncle Sagely: "WELLLLL, that's the tricky part. And I meant this not to offend, but.... The Horns might pop a bubble."
  • Gazelle: "That does sound like it would be difficult."
  • Viva: Wait, aren't they filled with drugged water? I don't think popping is the issue. She can't even cast spells, for lack of a proper name of what she does with that thing since she keeps saying "Power of Kingdom Hearts", without her blade, and she doesn't exactly look like the aquatic type. Are you sure you're not in your high again?
  • Uncle Sagely: "Oh don't worry, I'll have something custom made for the air-breather here."
  • Viva: "Well good to know Aera didn't inhered stupidity from your side of the family."
  • Uncle Sagely: I rather view it more as, extreme naïvete. She did tell you the reason why she became that way, correct?
  • Erroe: Yeah, yeah, because she was scared of reality since Angae died. We get it.
  • Uncle Sagely: But all the same though, try to take it easy on the insulting of my family members here, huh?
  • Viva: "Just saying, yeesh."
  • Aera: "To be fair, Viva, you are being overtly upset about Erroe's neglect."
  • Viva: "Fair enough."
  • Gazelle: Can we just move this along? (She's given an air-based durable bubble)... (Semi-gurgling) Huh? This water appears to be breathable.
  • Uncle Sagely: It's called a Serosity spell. Combining both air and water together to create an environment both land creatures and sea creatures can breath.
  • Gazelle: (Semi-gurgling) Clever.
  • Uncle Sagely: Oh, it's something former entirely-aquatic magical systems like this are capable of.
  • Gazelle: (Semi-gurgling) This system used to be entirely aquatic?
  • Viva: Uh, yeah, that's why there's wetlands, water, rain, land reefs, and aquatic races and animals everywhere.
  • Aera: Yeah, Gazelle, you silly creature.
  • Uncle Sagely: Now then, Uniter Princess... What do you see?
  • Gazelle: (Semi-gurgling) Okay, I kinda need to focus a bit here.... I see... I see two figures. One is a bullied nobody while the other is a popular snob. The victim tried to be like the popular one. That harmed the popular one into becoming a bully.... Then the victim becomes a bigger bully that inspires more bullies into overwhelming the popular one. Then... It becomes big enough to stop them all.... And become a hero.... (The spell ended)
  • Uncle Sagely: Sound familiar?
  • Gazelle:.... (Sighs) Yes. The popular one's me. The victim was my former friend and victim turned villain former Assistant Mayor and Mayor Bellwether. I stereotyped her for an accident just like her bullies, and turned her into a criminal. Much of what occurred with other bad guys like Whyte and Swineton are my fault. It took the Uniter Blade to give me the power to conquer myself and what I did wrong... But I've been doing it even before becoming Uniter Princess. I'm a famous pop star who wrote songs to inspire and make Zootopia a better place. Things like the Night Howler incident and the Tame Collars and the near passing of the UTAH bill were technically my fault as a selfish teenager. That incident inspired me to try and be better... And incidents like the accidental murder of Toctus only remind me of what I did to Bellwether and make me overly emotional....
  • Erroe:... So we both hate the same thing. Being a f*** up. You experienced my pain after that incident.
  • Gazelle: Certainly didn't help that you could've seen that sooner!! I mean do you have ANY idea how much it could hurt to let the ones who gave you the power to make a difference down? When was the first time YOU ever 'f****d up'? Was it because of your own ego? Was it for revenge? Was it insensitive enough to scar you for life? Given what you did to me, I'd say you're REEEEEAAALLLY good at it.
  • Erroe: I'VE BEEN A F*** UP MY ENTIRE LIFE, THANK YOU VERY MUCH!!! I MADE MY FIRST F*** UP WHEN I WAS BARELY A DAY OLD!!! And that's not hyperbole, by the way!! I BIT MY MOM'S BREAST OFF BREAST FEEDING AND IT HAD TO BE SEALED BACK ON WITH LASERS. GO AHEAD AND LAUGH AT ME!!! IT'S NOT LIKE BABIES AVOID F*** UPS!!! VIVA?! YOU GOT A SINGLE CHUCKLE TO LET OUT?!? I KNOW YOU DO!!...... WELL WHAT'RE YOU WAITING FOR, WEEDS?!?
  • Viva: "........ I'm actually more freaked out then amused, because you bit off a lady's tit, bro!"
  • Uncle Sagely: "Hey, that rhymes!"
  • Aera: IT TOTALLY DOES!!!
  • Viva:... I think I may have to take back the comment about where you inherited your "naïvete", Aera.
  • Uncle Sagely: (Sighs) Anyway, Aera, it's your turn. (She gets fit with the bubble)
  • Aera: (Semi-gurgling) Alright... Oh, I sound so funny! (She harmonizes and giggles to the annoyance of Viva and Erroe, while Gazelle only gave a small sigh, being patient as possible with Aera understanding her reasons behind it)
  • Uncle Sagely: (As Aera continued to harmonize)... Aera? Focus please.
  • Aera: (Semi-gurgling) (Giggles) Sorry, Uncle Sagely. It is how I cope. Alright... I see... Oh, Gods!! (A magic hologram of this played)
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Opening Fight vs Sentinels X-Men Days of Future Past (2014) Movie Clip

  • Aera was getting more and more less cheerful and more afraid of what was going on!
  • Uncle Sagely: This is our race fighting the Jonosers long ago. As you can see, the Jonosers aren't exactly what we call, a fair fight for our people. You're probably already familiar with their adaptive abilities, but that didn't make them invincible. Hard to kill, yes, but not invincible. If your curious to what I mean, then continue watching, cause a picture's worth a thoundson words. (The Ietras used a spell to cause the Jonosers to swell up, and die in a shapeshifting horrific display)...... This is why we remain with only a few standing. We were both evenly matched. Biology was the Jonosers' ally, while ours, was pure raw magic.
  • Aera: (Semi-gurgling) So what does this have to do with me?
  • Uncle Sagely: See, we won the war because though we couldn't figure out their true weakness due to their resilience, we had to do something to starve them out. Their war reduced our planets to wet wastelands and we stopped them by... By draining life via our biggest power. The Transstream.
  • Gazelle: Transstream?
  • Uncle Sagely: It's quite simply really. Tell me, what happens to our souls when we die here?
  • Gazelle: "Well there are alot of commen beliefs about souls that-"
  • Uncle Sagely: "AHEM! No intentional disrespect Miss Gazelle, but please pay attention to the keywords "When we die here". I am refering to when we would die in Ientasy."
  • Gazelle: "Oh, my apologies."
  • Aera: (Viva and Erroe argued for the answer)... (Semi-gurgling) Our soul returns to the planet.
  • Uncle Sagely: Very good, Aera. You see, our magic comes from a force that has existed within the core of Ientasy since before Ietra existed. When we perish on Ientasy, our souls return to the planet and become one. But it's not just the souls of sentient life. It's every single lifeform here. They join together and become one. This energy roams the planet. This is called the Transstream. A river of life. It's said eons ago a cosmic entity found the planet during it's formation, accelerating creation and evolving. The core has been it's home ever since. It set the bounds between life and death. It created both here. The planet is it's very own masterpiece. It's the planet's voice. But because of how it was portrayed, it was mistakenly considered to be the lifeblood of the planet... And that should this energy be siphoned... (He absorbs it and the planet crumbled)...
  • Viva/Erroe: It dies! OH GODDAMN IT!!!
  • Uncle Sagely: For a long time the planet was thought to have relied on the Transstream to survive. But the Transstream is simply a voice. A guardian. A god. Not the heart, soul, or mind. It's only the giver of life and death here. An entity of reincarnation. The Jonosers waged this war to steal the Transstream in order to remake Ientasy and turn it into their new homewoorld since their original planet died. And, they almost won. But we had a better trick up our sleeve. In order to starve and weaken the Jonosers since they destroyed all our greatest powers... We had to command the Transstream to annihilate just enough wildlife to become scarce. The Jonosers starved to near-extinction, and so did we. Only a viable population of us were left. And only one Jonoser remained.
  • Aera: (Semi-gurgling) Jovana.
  • Uncle Sagely: Correct.
  • Gazelle: "Did you really had to wiped out entire wildlife just to then genoside an entire alien race, dark as Jovana's peope were?"
  • Uncle Sagely: "Don't worry, it wasn't great enough to cause mass extinction, the spieces rebuildt eventually. And try not to feel too much pity for the Jonosers. They were to planets kinda like how parasites are to the body. Even if they had made Ientasty their home, it might have not been enough. They would still be a problem to other worlds had we not gone through with this. And about Jovana now.... People assumed she was an Ietra because she was trying to finish her race's plan after having a pleasant life, and died trying to get it, being preserved by Shïïmra for finding the secrets of the Muko Promised Islands. But by experimenting on adaptive cells... They were slowly resurrecting her. Each Ietra death and near-death was the result of rogue Jovana cells. We, Aera, are one of the last of the Ietra."
  • (Aera):... (Semi-gurgling) And because of learning too early... And by losing Angae who was augmented by those cells... I used my magic to neutralize much of my brain functions... And be idiotic, jovial, and optimistic.
  • Uncle Sagely:...... Angae clearly killed himself to save you.
  • Gazelle: "(Quietly) He took awhile to say that. That sounds like he knows something but is intentionally keeping quiet to let Aera learn of it herself. If so, I better respect his wishes and keep quiet."
  • Aera: (Semi-gurgling)... What about my parents? I knew my mom a bit, but... What about my father?
  • Uncle Sagely:... Your father was the last surviving veteran of the family since your great great great great great great great great great grandfather who was the best survivor against the Jonosers. As unstoppable as they were, he could kill one in a millisecond. That's why he was one of the Ietras to develop the final spell that wiped out the Jonosers. (He showed another water-based display as both Jonosers and Ietra fought with Ietra taking more deaths as the Jonosers adapted radically as her distant grandfather made this speech in a similar manner to this)
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X Men Days of Future Past Magneto's Speech

  • Aera's Distant Grandfather: THIS IS MASTER GENERAL CHIEF AERONXERXES BLAISE WAYLESBOROUGH OF THE IETRA MARINE DEFENSE FORCE!!! ALL JONOSERS LISTENING AND FIGHTING FOR YOUR SALVATION... WHY DO YOU INSIST ON WAGING THIS WAR AND THREATENING OUR PEACE?! BECAUSE YOU LOST YOUR PLANET? YOU DESTROYED IT ALL BY YOURSELVES!! NOW YOU ATTEMPT TO STEAL OURS SO YOU CAN RUIN IT AGAIN?! WELL, AS MUCH AS IT SEEMS OTHERWISE, YOU'RE OVERPOWERED NO MATTER HOW MUCH YOU TAKE OR HOW UNSTOPPABLE YOU SEEM!! BIOLOGY IS NO MATCH FOR MAGIC!! IT GAVE YOU LIFE, AND IT CAN TAKE IT AWAY!! WELL, WE ARE ITS VOICE TO SAY, THAT YOU ARE NO LONGER FIT TO LIVE!! YOU DESTROY EVERYTHING AROUND YOU IN THE NAME OF EVOLUTION!! YOU DESTROY TO GROW! I MEANT NO RACIAL SLANGSMENSHIP, BUT YOUR KIND A MISTAKE OF NATURE?! AN EVOLUTIONARY PATH NEVER MEANT TO BE TAKEN?! YOU'RE SOMETHING THAT IS NOT MEANT TO EXIST?! YOU MAY THINK OTHERWISE, BUT YOU'RE WRONG!! I SAY THIS TO THE SUPREME LEADER JONOSEND: WE ARE THE RIGHTFUL OWNERS OF THIS WORLD AND THE POWER YOU SEEK, AND NO MATTER HOW POWERFUL, ANY WHO TRY TO TAKE IT OR STAND IN OUR WAY, WILL SHARE THE SAME FATE AS YOUR HOME PLANET!! TODAY WAS MEANT TO BE A DISPLAY OF YOUR POWER VIA YOUR OWN LEADER. INSTEAD I GIVE YOU A GLIMPSE OF WHAT POWER MY RACE CAN WREAK UPON YOURS!! LET THIS BE A FINAL WARNING TO ALL YOU MARAUDING MONSTERS OUT THERE: NO MORE MARAUDING!! NO MORE MURDER!! NO MORE GROWING LIKE AN INCURABLE DISEASE!! YOU HAVE REAPED DESTRUCTION FOR CREATION FOR TOO LONG!! TIME TO COME OUT AND SURRENDER!! DO SO, OR WE WILL TAKE YOUR EXISTENCE SLOWLY!! YOU WILL NOT LIKE WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU- (A Jonoser came from behind and stabbed him with a sword arm as the Ietras and Aera were shocked as he was thrown into the abyss to his death)
  • (Aera): (Semi-gurgling) HOW MANY GREATS GRANDDADDYYYY!!!!
  • Jonosend: WE WILL NOT HEED TO ANY FURTHER INTERFERENCE!! NOT WHEN WE ARE SO CLOSE!!! MY RACE, YOUR LEADER IS HERE TO DESTROY THIS WEAPON PERSONALLY!! THEN THE TRANSSTREAM AND IENTASY WILL BE OURS, AND JONOSHA, WILL BE REBORN!!! I'M DONE SHOWING MERCY ON YOU ALL!!! TIME TO DI- (He was stabbed by a magically irradiated sword)......
  • Aera's Distant Grandmother:... THAT WAS MY HUSBAND, YOU MISERABLE MISFIRE OF ALL THINGS ALIVE!!!
  • Jonosend:... (He was slowly wilting away)... WHAT IS THIS MAGIC?!? NOO!!! NOOOO!!!! (As he melted and died gruesomely) NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!... (All the Jonosers saw this and paused)......
  • Jonoser #1:... RETREAT!!! (They all panicked as the spell was already activated)...
  • Aera:...... (Semi-gurgling) THEY SAVED IENTASY!!!
  • Uncle Sagely: Indeed. Your father Charren and mother Flayna were also heroes who helped keep our race alive all these years. Your family wanted to even keep you safe from the last remaining Jonoser alive. The daughter of a war criminal bent on destroying the planet with an asteroid, absorbing the Transstream in it's entirety, and rebuilding the planet in his image. Resurrecting all the Jonosers who died long ago, and restoring and completing their goal.... Now Jovana is possibly aiming to complete her father's plan.
  • Aera: (Semi-gurgling) That doesn't sound good.
  • Gazelle: Well, however she plans to do it, we intend to stop it.
  • Viva: "Wow, your awfully quick to basicly going along with wiping out an entire race, or what's left of it."
  • Gazelle: "...... Believe me, many parts of me are crying out in angish of this prospect, but.... Based on what Aera's greater grandparent said...... Nature made a mistake allowing the Jonosers to exist."
  • Erroe: "You sounded like that was EXTREMELY hard for you to say that."
  • Gazelle: As a Zootopian, it is.... However..... If there's anything I learned as the Uniter Princess, it's that sometimes, life has to be taken away. Jovana sounds like she's been growing in power massively to surpass any other member of her race. The Ietra clearly cannot afford another destruction like that. The Jonosers are clearly the most dangerous beings to ever live in this dimension, and I'll be damned if I let them return far worse than before....... So, Mister Sagely... Shall we begin the Journey into the caverns and heal these guys' woes so we can get started?
  • Uncle Sagely: You have more than shown enough to be ready. We shall move. Just keep in mind that some of the Mukogeuists are crankier then others. And I would imagine the spiders down there haven't exactly have a serious meal in weeks, maybe months down there. And the wall spikes?..... Eh, I imagine they hurt.
  • Erroe: Psh, please! We're not afraid of any spiders and spikes-

Later...

  • Erroe: (Chased by giant triple-fanged spiders with Viva, Gazelle, and Aera while running in a spiky tunnel) WE'RE TOTALLY AFRAID OF SPIDERS AND SPIKES!!!!
  • Viva: YOU ARE SUCH A P***Y, ERROE!!!
  • Erroe: NOT AS P***Y AS YOUR P***Y!!!!

Later...

  • Uncle Sagely: So what did we learn?
  • Erroe: I learned that I was totally wrong. I'm scared as f*** of spiders and that spikes hurt!
  • Viva: (Scoffs) And I learned that Erroe really can be more of a p***y bush!
  • Gazelle: "And, I learned that I may not always be able to reason with aractnids, espeically if they're THAT hungry."
  • Uncle Sagely: You should know that this cave isn't filled with just them. It's filled with the souls of spirits who died because of situations like this. People who never agree on anything, can't trust or respect one another, cannot see behind their flaws, and know their internal selves, constantly treat them like they don't exist, or have the worst and unstable social lives possible. Have you learned nothing here because of that?
  • Aera: Yes, have you learned nothing?
  • Viva: Uh, news flash, there's nothing TO learn.
  • Aera: Doesn't that mean there's not supposed to be a news flash?
  • Viva: Not helping, Aera!
  • Gazelle: Everyone, I'm the only one who learned as much as I should here, and so has Aera. However, if you two continue to act this way, you'll end up like these spirits of anguish and pain?
  • Erroe: Or THIS SCARYASS FACE?! (The waterfall covered statue face came to life and became an eternally-crying monster with a blend of rage theme and graphic wounds)
  • Viva: WHAT DA F***?!?
  • Monster: (Angry sobbing tone) I AM THE SPIRIT OF NEVERENDING TORMENT, MISTREATMENT AND REPRESSED PAIN!!! I, AM, WAAHAAHON!!!!
  • Viva:... (The two laughed out loud) MY GODS, THAT IS THE STUPIDEST NAME I EVER HEARD!!!
  • Waahaahon: (Hurt emotionally and a rage made it stronger as it's giant tears flooded much of the area Alice in Wonderland style)
  • Gazelle: GUYS, I THINK GIVING IT THE SAME TREATMENT IS MAKING IT STRONGER!!!!
  • Erroe: "Ya mean hurting this things' feelings makes it worse!?"
  • Viva: "THAT'S WHAT SHE BASICLY SAID, GENIUS?!"
  • Erroe: NO NEED TO SHOUT, YOU BITCH!!!!
  • Viva: I DON'T THINK THAT ATTITUDE IS GOING TO MAKE THE SITUATION ANY BETTER! FORGETTING THE POOR SOULS OF NIVILHOLM BECAUSE OF SOME JERK, AND TEARING UP THE WORLD AROUND YOU BECAUSE OF HOW BADLY IT TALKS DOWN TO YOU AND EXPECTING PEOPLE TO FEEL SORRY FOR YOU, IS PRETTY F*****G SELFISH!!!
  • Erroe: WELL HOW WOULD YOU FEEL OR DO IF NOBODY GIVES ENOUGH OF A S*** ABOUT YOU?! (Tearing up) I HAVE BEEN UTTERLY PITIFUL FOR AS LONG AS I CAN REMEMBER, AND ALL EVERYBODY SAYS IS 'STOP TRYING TO MAKE US FEEL SORRY FOR YOU BECAUSE IT WILL NEVER WORK'!! NOBODY UNDERSTANDS ME! NOT EVEN THE EX THAT IS SUPPOSED TO BE MY FRIEND!!!!
  • Viva: OH, I'LL TELL YOU WHY NOBODY GIVES A S*** ABOUT YOUR PROBLEMS, BECAUSE IT'S ALWAYS, ALWAYS ABOUT YOU!!! YOU ALWAYS TRY TO MAKE IT ALL ABOUT YOU, AND IGNORE THE PROBLEMS OF OTHERS BECAUSE ALL YOU SEE IS THE OUTSIDE!!!! NOBODY WANTS TO GIVE CONCERN TO A PUNKY LITTLE BITCH LIKE YOU BECAUSE IT'S SIMPLY NOT THEIR PROBLEM, AND YOU KEEP TRYING TO MAKE IT THEIR PROBLEM, AS IF THEIRS DON'T MATTER AT ALL!!! WHO WANTS TO CARE ABOUT YOUR PROBLEMS IF ALL THEY SEE IS A PATHETIC, WHINEY, INCOMPETENT, AND INSENSITIVE WEENIE?!?
  • Erroe: (Sobbing softly as Waahaahon got stronger)...
  • Gazelle: Guys, don't make this too personal-
  • Erroe: OH, HI, KETTLE, MY NAME IS POT, YOU'RE BLACK!!!! YOU'RE DOING THE SAME THING!!!! WHO WANTS TO CARE ABOUT YOUR PROBLEMS IF ALL YOU ARE ON THE OUTSIDE IS A HYPOCRITICAL, MEAN, BITCHY, INSULTING AND COMPLETELY ABUSIVE C**T WHO, AGAIN, CAN'T JUST GROW UP BECAUSE SHE CAN'T GET OVER HER MOTHER'S MURDER!!!! THAT'S WHY WE BROKE UP AND WHY NOBODY SHOULD GIVE A F*** ABOUT YOUR PROBLEMS AS MUCH AS YOU SAY NOBODY SHOULD GIVE A F*** ABOUT MINE!!!! (As Viva starts tearing up) FOR WHAT IT'S WORTH, IF THIS IS HOW YOU TREAT EVERYONE AROUND YOU, I CAN SEE WHY YOU'RE A BIGGER BITCH WHO CAN'T GET NORMAL FRIENDS, OR A NORMAL LIFE!!! YOU'LL NEVER BE ANYMORE SPECIAL THAN ME BECAUSE YOU'RE THE COMPLETE OPPOSITE OF ME!!! A JERK WHO BELONGS IN THE GUTTER BECAUSE NOBODY WANTS ANYTHING TO DO WITH HER!!! IF THAT MUTT REE HADN'T TATTLED ON ME ABOUT THOSE DISCIPLINARY CHANGES, YOU WOULD DEFINITELY BE THE FIRST THING TO GO!!!
  • Viva: (Sobs hysterically as it made Waahaahon stronger)
  • Gazelle: BOTH OF YOU, DETENER!!!!
  • Viva: (With tear-driven eyes) OH, JUST LISTEN TO YOU COMPLETELY RELISH THE IDEA OF MAKING ME SUFFER!!! I'VE SUFFERED ENOUGH, THANK YOU VERY MUCH!!!!
  • Erroe: CORRECTION, YOU HAVEN'T SUFFERED ENOUGH!!!! BUT I HAVE!!!!
  • Waahaahon: YEEEEEEEEEEES-
  • Erroe/Viva: SHUT UP!!!! (Waahaahon got hurt and again grew stronger)... Oops. OOPS?! YOU F*** UP!!!! (The two argued semi-crying until even Waahaahon had enough and did this)
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  • Waahaahon:... I can't take TOO MUCH OF THIS DYSFUNCTION!!! YOU TWO HAVE TO BE THE MOST DYSFUNCTIONAL DUO THAT I HAVE EVER SEEN!!! YOU SEEM TOO GOOD FOR THIS PLACE!!
  • Viva: Why should we listen to you?
  • Gazelle:... Why should you- SERIAMENTE?!? THAT TEARS IT?! (GRABS THE BOTH OF THEM BY THE NECKS AND SQUEESES THEM PAINFULLY)?! I AM GONNA FORCE YOU TWO IDIOTS TO STOP YOUR STUPIDITY, RIGHT NOW?!
  • Waahaahon: Okay, ya know what? HOW'S ABOUT I HELP WITH THAT?! Cause those two clearly need this frustration washed away! (He cries waterfalls)... Put them here!
  • Gazelle shoved the two bickering nitwits into the waterfalls
  • Erroe: (The two immediately experienced painful visions of each other's mistreatment)...... (He slowly started to cry)
  • Viva: (She softly started sobbing until she started crying)
  • Erroe: (Cries hysterically) I HATE MY LIFE!!!!
  • Viva: (Crying) WHY WAS I BORN IN SUCH A HORRIBLE EXISTENCE?! (The two cried)
  • Aera: What's going on?
  • Uncle Sagely: They are literally washing out all the bad feelings inside of them since your mistake triggered a chain reaction of pain and torment. They need this.
  • Aera: (Watches the two crying and started tearing up)... Oh dear, now this is making me cry!... (She started to cry too) HOW COULD I DO THIS?! WHY IS MY LIFE SO PAINFUL?! (She joined in)
  • Uncle Sagely:... Well she definitely needs it... Miss Gazelle?
  • Gazelle: At this point, I'm preferring to cry internally. Crying on the outside for me has... Long run it's course.
  • Aera: (Crying) I'M SO SORRY I DID THIS TO YOU!!! (Cries)
  • Waawaahon: "..... Ya know, out of all the times I dealt with bickering people, this is the first time I litterallty have to HELP people get over it, and.... It..... it actselly feels abit better then being an interfearence actselly."
  • Gazelle eventually lets go of the two.
  • Viva: "(Sniffles).... Gazelle, I'm sorry I pushed you to the point that who hand to neck-wrangle us into a waterfall."
  • Erroe: "(Sobs pahathicly) And I'm sorry about that stupid comment back in Sos Costa!"
  • Gazelle: ".... And, I apologiesed for all the times I DID get aggressive on you two. Now how about all three of you apologize for all the nonsense you put yourselves through?"
  • Erroe/Viva/Aera: "Erroe/Viva/Aera..... I'm sorry."
  • Gazelle: Sorry for what?
  • Aera:... Erroe... (Sobs)... I'm sorry I made you feel completely abandoned and destroyed your tolerance to the pain all around you.... It was wrong. (Sobs)
  • Gazelle: And Viva?
  • Viva: BITCH, DON'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO- (Gazelle was about to punch her as Viva flinched)...... I, was going to say, I was gonna do it by myself, ya don't need to be so quick to punch.
  • Erroe: *Sniff* Yeah, try to mind the anger Gazelle, she's a little wonky when sad.
  • Viva: Erroe, *Sniff* I'm sorry I haven't been a good friend to you. I'm sorry I wasn't more understanding on your feelings for our anniversary. *Sniff* And I'm sorry I made you feel unimportant to everyone and kept messing with your life.
  • Erroe: (Sobbing pitifully)... And I'm sorry I was insensitive to all of you. I'm sorry- (Sobs) I'm sorry I wasn't more supportive... (Cries hysterically) BUT I DON'T THINK I KNOW HOW TO BE NICE TO YOU ALL ANYMORE!! It's like anything I say can result in a f***-up! You're all HARD to be nice to! (Sobs as Aera hugged him sobbing as everyone embraced crying)
  • Insenstive Muko-Guist: "(Appears) HA?! GAAAAAAAAAAAAAY?! (Waawaahon smacks him away)!"
  • Waawaahon: "THIS ISN'T ANY OF YOUR DAMN BUSINESS, BOB?!"
  • Erroe: "(Sniffles), Well, that kinda ruined the emotional moment."
  • Viva: "Shut it and keep hugging!" (The two kept embracing in the waterfalls in tears)
  • Uncle Sagely:... My work here is done.
  • Erroe: "Now come on, guys. Let's get back to the gang, and our cool, sweet, and perfectly unaffected by our long absince ride."
  • Viva/Gazelle/Aera: "(Quietly) Why did he have to say it like that?"

Outside.

  • The Dune Buggy was seen ransacked and wheeless and vandelised.
  • Erroe stared shocked and disorrayed.
  • Barron: ".... Yeah, turns out, this part of the neightberhood has problems with sweet-ride wrecking bandits that loot things of their worth."
  • Zosimo: "Well, we're gonna have to look into that on better times. Right now, at least it was something the owner of Neon Saucer gave to us as a gift."
  • Uncle Sagely: "And the saddest thing is, it was fixed hours ago, but then we have to do the ritual and- (Erroe broke into loud crying!)..... Well, I see Waawaahon's enfluence hasn't fully left yet."
  • Duffle: "Well that, and he's upset that the buggy got wreaked."
  • Viva: "Oh yeah, it's DIFFENTLY over the buggy."

At the far distence.

  • Erroe's cries were heard throughout the area.
  • On a farther cliffside, Foo L. Hardy and the mercenaries were seen.
  • Hardy: ".... That sounds like they have been slowed down, Goldtooth."
  • Goldtooth: "As expected, espeically when I had a messinger pay those bandits in advance to do so. It certainly makes up for the fact that your friend Peter had failed to slow them down when the idiot boy had entered the race for those silly over-sized Poulkeys."
  • Hardy: "Not helping that Olderon failed HIS part.... But be assured, Goldtooth.... I know exactly where they'll head next. I have one more member that introduse.... A litteral blast of the past. (Laughs wickedly yet still monotonely)!"
  • Goldtooth: "Ugh! No offence Hardy, but you sound creepy when you laugh all monotone-like, you sound like you're pocessed or something!"
  • Zhaerunia 1: "Hey, that be some shit if it was true, man! (Laughs with the other Zhaerunias!)."

Restored Nivilholm/Meeting Voncent[]

Path

  • Erroe: (Crying like a baby)
  • Viva: Erroe, how long are you gonna keep crying about the buggy? What's done is done, and there's little we can do about it.
  • Duffie: EASY FOR YOU TO SAY!!! THEY TOOK MY PILLS, MAN!!
  • Bagheera: Yeah, that might've been for the best.
  • Erroe: "(Wimpers) It's not fair?! Why would those F.O.Z.Z.I.L.S. guys do this to us?!"
  • Phil: "Assuming they do have something to do with this, which let's be honest, since they're the secondary bad guys behind Jonava, who wants to bet they hired the vandeliser bandits on us?"
  • Zosimo: "My money's on that it's Goldtooth's doing."
  • Felosha: "As for the why factor: That would be because we defeated two of their members and are obviously a threat to their desires to restore fozzel fuels back to this world, got Gassy Pete exposed and chased out, and that they're controled by Jovana who is also acknowledging us as a threat?"
  • Erroe: "WELL I HATE THEM AND JOVANA?! IT'S NOT FAIR?!"
  • Merlin: "..... Ya do realised you could've just had me or the Penguins to have that thing restored, right?"
  • Erroe: "(Crying face turns into surprised face)..... YOU GUYS COULD ACTSELLY DO THAT?!"
  • Viva: "We'll worry about the buggy later! For now, we should worry about stopping Jovana and these F.O.Z.Z.I.L.S. fuckers from causing more bad shit to happen!"
  • Erroe: "(Gets over his emotional termoil) You're right Viva! The Buggy, we'll worry about later! Right now, we need to worry about stopping Jovana, going after Gassy Pete, WHO I ASSUME IS WHY THE BUGGY'S WRECKED,"
  • Zosimo: "Likely through Goldtooth and his mercenaries-"
  • Erroe: "AGAIN, THROUGH GASSY PETE'S ASKING, and stop the both of them from reaching The Muko Paradise Island! And we'll get that once we pass Nivi- (Gets surprised when he saw something) VIVIVIVIVIVIVIVIVIVIVIVIVIVIVIVIVIVIVIVI-"
  • Viva: "Oh for crap's sake, Erroe, I know you didn't wanted to attend the anniversity of it's destruction, but that doesn't excuse you for not saying it's name properly! You don't usually have a problem with saying Nivilho- (Realises what Erroe was freaked out about)-OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO?!"
  • Barron: "What're you two blabbing abou- Hoooooooollllllllyyyyyyy Mooooooollllllllllly."
  • Ree: "..... But.... But..... It can't be."
  • Felosha: "What's everyone talking about about?"
  • Rogg: "I think it could be the destroyed city...."
  • Nivilholm was seen mysteriously completely fine......
  • Rogg: ".... Is NOT destroyed....."
  • Erroe: "...... Ree?"
  • Ree: "...... Yes?"
  • Erroe: "...... Please tell me Cornsby was secretly rebuilding Nivilholm as a means to avoid controversey about what Raish did to it because of it being Muko related."
  • Ree: "..... Well, more or less, it did became a home for workers when a Muko Rig was buildt, but the project to completely rebuildt was abandoned due to unexplained circumstances scaring the workers off and the rig having to have Omnican work forces present. And, unless he had a bad hapit of doing secret projects behind the corperation's and the goverment's back, and he doesn't, he's usually VERY honest with us..... So no. He didn't put Nivilholm back togather in secretcy."
  • Silence......
  • Erroe and Viva: "........ AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-"

1 hour later.

  • Erroe and Viva: "-AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-"

2 hours later.

  • Erroe and Viva: "-AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-"

3 hours later.

  • Patrick pulled the card down.
  • Patrick: "Can we move it along? I'm running out of time cards."
  • Erroe and Viva: "-AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-"
  • Gazelle: "FOR THE LOVE OF ST. BERNARD, STOP SCREAMING?!"

At the enterence of the place.

  • Viva: WHA-THEY-JI-WHA-HOW-THE-WHO?!?
  • Erroe: But... But Nivilholm was burnt to the ground. Everyone... Our moms... Viva, it-
  • Viva: ALL HAPPENED, YES!!!
  • Erroe: T-T-T-T-Then WHY IS IT OKAY?!?
  • Viva: PHEMIX DOWN, I HAVE NO F*****G CLUE!!!
  • Felosha: Maybe they're the ghosts of those who died here.
  • Barron: Felosha, baby, I'm about to drop some Wollace Wisdom upon yo feloot ass: One, ghosts ain't allowed in the mortal realm unless they have unfinished business. Two, in case you forgotten... GHOSTS HERE ARE JUST THE TRANSSTREAM!!!!
  • Felosha: Perhaps this place was resurrected and home to the souls who died.
  • Music was heard.
  • Barron: "...... I do not like the sound of that....."
  • A ghostly mayor rose.
  • Mayor: "Ho-ho! About time we get some company once more!"
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Disney Villains 'Grim Grinning Ghosts'

  • Erroe: "..... NIVILHOLM'S A LITTERAL GHOST TOWN?!"
  • Shifu: "Or more accreately....... Muko-Guiests."
  • Viva: "Aw come on, we already dealt with that crap?!"
  • Erroe: "Besides, that would only make sense if there was a shorce of Muko-...... CRAP, THE DARK MUKO, I FORGOT?!"
  • Icky: "Ya mean, the same dark muko that corrupted Raish to begin with?!"
  • Barron: "Then how else in the HELL, did THIS OCCURED?!"
  • Erroe: "Then THAT'S what we need to figure out! Split up and start asking team!"
  • SpongeBob: Well we can't keep throwing assumptions around. If this is a Transit Stream blessed place, then we need to be sure.
  • Viva: He's right. Let's just... Try to play it cool.
  • Erroe: Puhleeze! Cool is my middle name-

Erroe's Home

  • Erroe: (As he ran towards his apartment) MOMMYMOMMYMOMMYMOMMYMOMMYMOMMYMOMMYMOMMYMOMMYMOMMYMOMMYMOMMYMOMMYMOMMYMOMMYMOMMYMOMMY- (He tripped and fell) Darn it! MOMMYMOMMYMOMMYMOMMYMOMMYMOMMYMOMMYMOMMYMOMMYMOMMY!!!!! MOMMY, I THOUGHT I'D NEVER SEE YOU AGAIN!!!
  • Erroe's mother was now a semi-transparent ghost!
  • Erroe: "DAH?!"
  • Erroe mother: "(GHOSTLY VOICE) WELL LOOK WHO CAME BACK AFTER YEARS OF ASSUMING I WAS GONE FOR GOOD?! YOU HAD ANY IDEA HOW AWARE I AM OF YOU BEING A TERROREST?!"
  • Erroe: "(High-pitched scared voice) It wasn't by choice."
  • Erroe's Mother: Well, too bad! You should've known from the start!!!
  • Erroe: MOM, IT WASN'T ANYTHING MALICIOUS!!! I THOUGHT I WAS DOING THE RIGHT THING!!
  • Erroe's Mother: I ALWAYS TOLD YOU THAT KINDA CAREER WOULD RUIN YOU, AND IT DID!!!
  • Erroe: CAN YOU PLEASE STOP BEING SO DRAMATIC, MOM?!?
  • Erroe's Mother: I'M A MOTHERF*****G GHOST!!! It's kinda what ghosts do to haunt people!
  • Erroe: WHAT?!?
  • Erroe's Mother: NOT TO SAY I'M DOING THAT TO YOU!!!
  • Erroe:... Ooooookay, I'm out. See you hopefully one of these days, Mom.
  • Erroe's Mom: Wait, wait, I just wanna talk! How'd you and that leafy farmer girl fair out? Did you two get hitched? Erroe, ERROE, (In maxed fiery inferno) DON'T GO OUT THAT DOOR!!!
  • Erroe: (He shut the door behind her)... Sheesh, mothers!

Viva's Farm

  • Viva: (She arrived at her restored home and walked barefoot in the water-filled kelp gardens wiggling her toes as she walked) Ohhh, man, I missed that feeling!
  • ???: I'll say!! (Viva's mother's ghost came out covered in kelp) You used to be unsanitary when it came to farming, girl!
  • Viva:... MOM?!? IS THAT REALLY YOU?!?
  • Viva's Mother: Well what did you expect, your daddy? I heard about your bad attitude and terrorist acts!
  • Viva: Okay, before you start-
  • Viva's Mother: "I mean, the rough attatude I could cope with, that means your nobody's bitch, BUT TERRORISUM YOUNG LADY?! If it wasn't for these ghost rules that I have to stay near the place of the Mukoifived area, I would've longed showed up and smacked ya up worse when how Erroe's mother does it!"
  • Viva: "Ghost rules?"
  • Viva's mother: "Well yeah. Ya ever noticed that ya never heard of traveling ghosts? Well, that's because of the ghost rules. And even more so with the Muko here. Being mukogeuists, we're not allowed to move beyond the area of the Muko, or else this magnitic like force would drag us back here anyway. It's been like this ever since that Mr. Electrix guy showed up."
  • Viva: "Mr, Electrix? That's the dumbest name I ever hear-"
  • Viva's mother: "BE CAREFUL CHILD?! (Quietly) This town has eyes and ears."
  • Viva: "Ya mean like, spies or some shit like that?"
  • Viva's Mother: Something like that. It's... I'm just glad to see you again... Putting your dirty feet into my favorite garden.
  • Viva: Hey, we're fish people, we gotta enjoy water some time. It's not like I'm disrespecting your grave. It's just a nostalgic dip.
  • ???: YEAH, WHAT'S SO BAD ABOUT THAT?!?
  • Viva:... (She pulled Duffie from the water)... Were you staring at my feet again? Because I told you, I ain't gay.
  • Viva's Mother: Do I even need to ask?
  • Viva: (Sighs) This is Duffie. She... Kinda likes me and my feet. Eckh! Fetishes are so obscene! She's also annoying as f***!
  • Duffie: Okay, to be real, I checked the inside of your house.
  • Viva: So did I. Don't stalk me and get a real love interest. We've got more important things to do.
  • Duffie: Look, so far, I got little to nothing except this note. It's... Apparently from your dad.
  • Viva: "Well that's fine, I mean, as long as it's nothing impourent- (Like Meg) WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT?!"
  • Duffie: ".... (Giggles), Your funny."
  • Viva:... Gimme that note! (She snatches it and reads) Dear Vegana, I just wanted to say that I heard about Viva's break up with that RANGER kid. Sad she turned out such a jerk... That's why I want to help get a new future. I left her... 200,000 NEN FOR IT?!? Hope she has a wonderful life growing up, and tell her I'm sorry for giving her a bad attitude. Best wishes, Laso.
  • Viva's Mother: Wait....... THAT'S why random money was mailed to me before my death?! I thought I ended up winning a sweapstakes I didn't remember entering!
  • Viva: WHERE THE MONEY AT?!
  • Viva's Mother: Well, there's the possability that the money isn't even around anymore, ya know, the fires? But, I'll, see about seeing if even that only half of it survived. Just head back out with your friends and I'll bring it to you.
  • Viva: Thanks, Mom! See you later. (Runs out of the garden, shakes and washes her feet, slip her shoes back on, and headed out, Duffie shuddering in lust that Viva's mother noticed and gave a blank stare.....)
  • Viva's Mother:...... You're kinda weird.
  • Duffie: Guilty.

Later...

  • Erroe: So, did you check your house?
  • Viva: Fine, and mom's ghost was there.
  • Erroe: Same here.
  • Aera: No luck for me either. Those black robed ghosts weren't very helpful.
  • Viva: Black robed ghosts?

Cutaway

  • Two BRGs: REBIRTHING!!!! REBIRTHING!!!!
  • Erroe: Guys, one at a time, GUYS, GUUYS!!!! (They stopped) Whew, thank you! Now let's start from the top-
  • BRG #1: REBIRTHING!!!
  • Erroe: Yeah, I heard that!
  • BRG #2: REBIRTHING!!!
  • Erroe: THAT'S THE SAME THING!!!
  • BRG #1: REBIRTHING!!!
  • Erroe: Okay, can you say ANYTHING ELSE?!!
  • BRG #2:... Red Bearing.
  • Erroe: OH, NOW YOU'RE JUST RIPPING OFF MY D***-
  • Two BRGs: REBIRTHING!!!! REBIRTHING!!!!!!!
  • Erroe: SHADDAP!!! SHUT UP WITH YOUR GODDAMN REBIRTHING!!!...
  • BRG #1: REBIRTHING-
  • Erroe: SHUT UP!!
  • BRG #2: REBIRTHING-
  • Erroe: SHADDAP!!!
  • BRG #1: Jovana-
  • Erroe: SHUT U- Wait, what was that-
  • Two BRGs: REBIRTHIIIING!!! (Erroe screamed obnoxiously)

Present.

  • Erroe:.... I, don't want to talk about that.
  • Ree: Arbasus, ya should've seen him earlier before, he cursed like a space marine..... Or Genjigger on mondays.
  • Erroe: "Guy's basicly your own Barron, is he?"
  • Ree: "Times atoundson, made stupid, and turned into a Hexrilla."
  • Viva: "Anyway, I wanted to say that potaintionally we found a huge stack of cash here!"
  • Erroe: ".... (Drinks a bottle of water to do a spittake) GET OUTTA TOWN!!! Please tell me your not f*****g with me!"
  • Viva: "Tempting, but trust me, this is as real as Rogg's split persona."
  • Rogg: "(Depression voice) What even is real?"
  • Felosha: "Oh great, ya had to get him started!"
  • Viva: "As I was saying, it turns out that my dad had actselly left me 200,000 Nen as compenstation when your stupid ass dumped me, Erroe! Ya know what this means?"
  • Erroe: "That the money is likely destroyed by the fires Raish started here and that your father actselly made a bad investment?"
  • Viva: "..... Well okay, you're not nessersarly wrong, but hear me out! That means we have the money to get the buggie back in working order!"
  • Erroe squeed as he made an excited face!
  • Viva: "And/or fix up my bar if that thing was beyond repair."
  • Barron: "Now hold on! What if that 200,000 Nen is ghost money, ergo, not useable or accliable as legal tender, like, it goes away should the muko enfluence of this place be undone in some way?"
  • Rogg: "(Normal voice) (Gasps)! Would that make it.... COUNTERFEITING?! (Dramatic sting music played!)....."
  • Felosha: "More like it be like trying to get nice things with play money. It'll just get you dirty looks from business owners.... And/or Jailtime."
  • Viva: Well the fire likely wasn't that friendly to the money, so unless duraboard was used to store the dough, I doubt all of it will be- (Her mother ghosted in with a box of durable material full of Nen)
  • Viva's Mother: Well kill me again, your father knew the right kind of box to keep the dough in. All the Nen, minus one, is intact.
  • Erroe: (Obnoxiously) GET OUTTA TAAOOWWNNN!!!!
  • Viva: "Oh thank go- Wait! The f*** do you mean, "Minus One"?"
  • Duffle was whistling....
  • Viva: "(Gives Duffle a blank stare)....... Duffle..... HAND, IT, HERE?!"
  • Duffie: Well... See, when I grabbed it, it was... (She showed them a burned Nen)... It was barely able to stay intact and I thought it'd be useful for selling as a recyclable someday, so yeah, we're stuck with 199,999 Nen.
  • Viva: (Shrugs) Well, I'll take what I can get. Nice one, toe-sucker!
  • Duffle: "Was that a good "Nice one" or a BAD "Nice one"?"
  • Barron: "Do you really want to know the answer to that?"

Meeting Cidne/Duffie's Hometown Detour[]

Unknown Cave.

  • ???: "(Scary voice) For countless Millendia, I have slumbered inside this cave, waiting for the time where I shall emerged, and unleash a wave of destruction, the likes of which, this planet has NEVER seen before nor would ever see again! Tremble in fear, for I.... (Is reveiled to be a giant bug monster) AM THE EXHAEON OVERLORD, INSECTAMONGAR, DESTROYER OF WOR-"
  • Erroe: "Okay, hold up bug boy! Listen, I'm sure you have a fasinating world lore and origin story, but, we already have ONE all powerful world destroyer on the loose, we are NOT into having another one on our ass, so, can we hurry this up?"
  • Insectamongar: "You DARE, interupt the destroy-"
  • Gazelle: "Pang Bing, you mind taking care of this? I think you're gonna have to match up to this guy's size."
  • Jade Tusk: "(Kinda excited) Oh yes please do!"
  • Insectamongar: "(Laughs evily and overtly comfidently)! You think a cute, insignifigent feloot-eqsed creature, (Pang Bing began activating a familier spell), Is gonna- (Pang Bing turns into her dragon form as it roared mightfully) (Insectamongar yelps phathaticly)!"
  • Pang Bing as a dragon roar as she began to maul the instintly cowerdly Insectamongar, of which began screaming, as virtually everyone else looks on in utter horror, except with Tusk as if she is in erotic bliss and Gazelle keeping calm, as green blood dominated the entire cave and even messed up the camera.

A violent mauling later.

  • Pang Bing was seen as a cat again, licking her paws like cats do......
  • Huifang: "(Got up to Pang Bing) You should know...... You totally made Yu's day. (Jade Tusk grabs Huifang away and starts to beat her up) BAH D'OH OY OW?!"
  • Pang Bing paid it no mind and continued cleaning up.

Nearby Cave Village.

  • Voncent: "And then Pang Bing turned into a Zoian Dracthon and ate up Insectamongar like a feloot to a vrat."
  • The cave people stared in utter surprise.......
  • Cave Leader: "...... Insectamongar, was, going to arise and destroy our entire world..... He, was a Exhaeon to be reckined with, a force to be feared! Even by his fellow Exhaeons! And, your friend...... TURNED INTO A ZOIAN DRACTHON AND ATE HIM?!"
  • Jade Tusk/Duffie: "That's hot."
  • Barron: "Should I be disterbed by the fact that you two found the fact that THE CAT LADY ATE A DEMON AS A DRACTHON OF ZOIAN MYTH SEXY?!"
  • Huifang: "Well, Jade's REALLY into dragons, so- (Gets smacked by Jade) D'OW?!"
  • Duffie: "Well with me, I just kinda imagined that it was Viva doing it, caus- (Viva did the same) OW?!"
  • Cave Leader: "..... Well...... That was..... Resolved quicker then, we were prepared for......"
  • Erroe: "Okay, we dealt with your monster bug problem, now, can you direct us to where Jovana went?"
  • Cave Leader: "Errr, well, around the time our seers say that Insectamongar was gonna awake, they also said that an even worse evil force was heading to Rockettown."
  • Erroe: "THANK YOU?! Now, so long! (Leaves)."
  • Cave leader: "Wait! Wouldn't you people like to stay for a feast in your honor?"
  • Pang Bing: "None for me, thanks."
  • Icky/Barron/Viva/Ree/Felosha/Zosimo: "NO FUCKING SHIT?!"

(Later) Rockettown

  • Elder: Hey, strangers.
  • Erroe: DAMN, WE'VE BEEN SPOTTED!
  • Mantis: Well no duh, we're an army of heroes. They're about as stealthy as a sauropod suffering gigantism.
  • Erroe: Yeah, hindsight's a bitch, shut up. At least his town's safe. Aside from the smoke coming out of it.
  • Elder: "Oh, that's just Cidne in his rocket. Guy's a REAL heafter of a smoker."
  • Erroe: "Wait, all that smoke came from a person?"
  • Elder: "Hence, the guy's a real HEAFTER of a smoker. Thanks to that shark mouth of his, he can even fit an entire cartoonishly large Keucan Cigar in his mouth. He actselly did that once."
  • Erroe: "Okay, ya know, that is NOT good for the guy's health! We need to confront him on this!"
  • Icky: "Doubt the dude would appresiate it."
  • Elder: "I have to agree with your bird friend here."
  • Erroe: "Nonsense! He is at risk of cancer and other health related problems that COMES from smoking! A man like him needs to take better care of himself then to mess with drugs!"
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The more you know

  • Shifu: Just remember we came to talk to him about-
  • Erroe: I know, I know. This smoke just isn't very healthy, whether to him or the environment. His mother must've been horrible if he has to pollute the air like that.
  • Icky: "(Quietly) Really can't help but to feel like that's gonna bite his ass later down the line."

(Meeting Cidne)

  • Female Fish Empirid Scientist:... Ehhhhhhhhhhh... (Pulls up her glasses) Can I help you?
  • Missing Link: (Is wooed by her appearence)... I, uh... We need some place to stay as we are going to Mount Nivil.
  • Female Fish Empirid Scientist: Uh, this is a spatial scientific research facility. I'm... Not exactly in charge. My husband is weary of strangers. So are his two partners.
  • Missing Link thinks: "Damn it, she's married?!"
  • ???: Shydra, hon, I thought I told you to get me some GODDAMN tea- (A Shark Empirid appeared and noticed them)... (He gets out a giant magical shiny glaring reflective sword and points it at them) WHO THE F*** ARE YOU AND WHADDIYA WANT?!?
  • Larry: It's Erroe. He wants to complain to you. (The Empirid got angry)
  • Erroe: Oh nonononono of course not!
  • Larry: But you said the smoke was bad for his lungs and wanted to give him a piece of your mind.
  • Erroe: Whaaaaa, I never said thaaaaaaaa!!!
  • Shark Empirid: That smoke is just my almost dormant baby acting up again. You're insulting my ship, boy. It'd be worse if you insulted my mother.
  • Larry: Oh, yeah, he did that too. (The Empirid just pointed more weapons at them)
  • Erroe:..... This may've been a bad idea.
  • Shark Empirid: Bad idea? HAH! Hell no boy! A bad idea is pissing your girlfriend off so bad she turns your crotch into paste.
  • Erroe: Trust me, pal, I've been doing that to my ex this whole quest. AND SHE'S DONE WAAAAY WORSE TO MY CROTCH!!!
  • Shark Empirid: So tell me why the f*** you're bothering me before I slice each of your asses in two.
  • Viva kicks the Shark Empirid in the crotch!
  • Shark Empirid: "GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA?! (Drops his weapons) MY GENITALS ARE PASTE!! (Falls to te ground) OGHHHHHHHHHHHHH?!"
  • Viva: "WELL THAT'S WHAT YOU GET FOR POINTING A WEAPON AT US?!"
  • Shark Empirid: "OKAY, OKAY, FINE?! THE SAFE'S IN THE BEDROOM, TAKE WHATEVER YOU WANT AND LEAVE?! WE'RE JUST COUPLE OF BROKEN DREAMERS, WE DON'T WANT ANY TROUBLE?!"
  • Erroe: Dreamers?
  • Shydra: My husband has been wanting to go to space for some obsessive reason.
  • Icky: "Annnnnnd that's a bridge will cross when we get to it. Now look here mack, we ain't here to rob ya, we-"
  • Shark Empirid: BOYS!!!! (Two cloaked figures appeared with another much more elaborate Buster Sword and a magic longsword) GET THEM OUT OF HERE!!!!
  • Figure #1: You messed with the wrong hermit, boys! Get off our property, a- (He notices Aera)... Aera?
  • Aera:... You know me? (He removes his cloak to reveal himself as a Horboid-Ietra hybrid)... A... Angae?
  • Erroe: WHAAT?!
  • Ocalan: (He removed his cloak) DUDE, I TOLD YOU NOT TO SHOW YOUR FACE TO STRANGERS!!
  • Angae: THESE AREN'T STRANGERS, GESUS YOU IDIOT!! This is my girlfriend Aera. One of the last of the pure-blooded Ietras.
  • Squidward: Saw that one coming.
  • Erroe: (As the two hugged, Erroe sighed depressedly)...
  • Felosha: "..... So, would this be a bad time to reference how Aera and Erroe had gotten into a bad fight and hurted eachother's feelings?"
  • Erroe: YES THAT WOULD BE A BAD TIME?! (Notices that Angae was stareing at him)..... (Quietly and high-pitched) Craaaaaaaaaaaaaap...... (Openly and nerviously) Heeeeeey, Angae..... How's the whole, appearently not being dead thin- (Angae kicked him down the mountain in a similar fashion to this)
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  • Angae: (Viva laughed out loud) THAT WAS FOR HURTING AERA'S FEELINGS, F***TARD!!!
  • Gazelle surprise-kicked Angae down the same mountain too as he went through the same thing!
  • Angae crashed right ontop of Erroe.
  • Gesus: "....... Sorry Cidne, you're on your own! (Leaves as this video played)"
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Fuck This Shit I'm Out

  • Cidne: ".... Awwwwwwwwwwwwww damn it. Fine! You bandits won fair and square! SHYDRA?! GET THE DAMN SAFE DOWN HERE SO THEY CAN TAKE THE MONEY AND LEAVE?!"
  • Shifu grabs Cidne by the collar!
  • Shifu: "Sir, we ensure you, we are NOT bandits?! We are sent to you for aide?!"
  • Cidne: "..... Well shucks, why didn't y'all just said so?!"
  • Gazelle: "You ordered your goons after us before we could even do so!?"
  • Viva: "And before that, you threaten us with your shit! We only reacted like we did because we were defending ourselves!"
  • Cidne: "My bad. Shydra usually does well to inform me of people arriving here and-..... DAMN IT SHYDRA, WHY DIDN'T YOU TOLD ME?!"
  • Shydra: "You told me to worry about the tea and-"
  • Cidne: "GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH, IT'S THE ROCKET LAUNGH INSODENT ALL OVER AGAIN?!"
  • Tigress: "Rocket Laungh?"
  • Cidne: "I done don't wanna talk about that."
  • Barron: "Uh, should we worry about Erroe and the guy he didn't liked?"
  • Viva: "Eh, I'm sure they're fine."

Bottom the mountain.

  • Angae and Erroe were seen tussling it out!
  • Erroe: "I KNEW SOMETHING WAS UP WHEN I DIDN'T SAW YOU BEING A GHOST IN THE REVIVED NIVILHOLM?!"
  • Angae: "I- Wait, Nivilholm was revived?!"
  • Erroe: "Oh right, you didn't know about an electric company owner turning himself into a GIANT MUKO GHOST MONSTER AND RULING THE TOWN WITH IRON..... TENTICLE THINGS,  AND BASICLY ENSLAVED THE MUKO-GEUIST RESIDENSE?!"
  • Angae: "....... HOW DID THAT HAPPEN?!"
  • Erroe: "CRAZY BASTURD USED DARK MUKO AND THAT'S ALL SHE WROTE?!"
  • Angae: "Oh, right..... The same Dark Muko that corrupted Raish and gave that Ful basturd the perfect weapon against Shiimra."
  • Erroe: "Oh don't worry, we stopped them both."
  • Angae: "I-...... Holy crap, you did?"
  • Erroe: "Yeah, not bad for the guy you made eat WORMS for the most of his life?!"
  • Angae: "AW COME ON, HOW WOULD YOU COPE IF ANYTHING HAPPENED TO VITA?!"
  • Erroe: "IT'S VIVA, AND IT CERTAINLY WON'T BE HOW YOU DID IT?!"
  • Angae: "Are, are you seriously resentful of me on what I did in the past?!"
  • Erroe: "YOU WERE WHY I INTENTIONALLY FORGOTTEN THE ANNIVERSERY OF NIVILHOLM'S DESTRUCTION UNTIL I WAS REMINDED BY DUMB LUCK AND A DORKY MERCENARY TALKING ABOUT A CALENDER?! YOU WERE WHY I WAS HAVING SUCH A BAD ATTATUDE WITH EVERYONE, AERA INCLUDED WHEN I TOLD YOUR PARENTS YOU WERE DEAD?!"
  • Angae realised what has gone on......
  • Erroe: "YOUR TORTURE, MADE ME WANT TO REPRESS AN ALREADY TRAGIC PART OF MY LIFE EVEN MORE?! I EVEN HAD IT BAD WITH THE NICER ALIENS, THEIR SPACE MESSIAH NO LESS, BECAUSE OF YOU?! I HAD TO GO INTO A MUKO-GUEIST, GIANT SPIDER AND WALL SPIKE INFESTED CAVERNS AND TAKE A SHOWER UNDER A CRYING BEAST STATUE, JUST TO HAVE IT GOOD WITH THEM AGAIN?! I WENT THROUGH ALOT OF CRAZY S*** IN MY LIFE THANKS TO YOU?! MY LIFE, WAS A LIVING HELL THANKS TO YOU?! WHAT DO YOU HAVE TO SAY FOR YOURSELF, YOU UNREDEEMABLE SACK OF-"
  • Angae: "I'm sorry....... For everything."
  • Erroe: "OH THAT IS SO LIKE YOU TO JUST BERATE ME AS A NERD CAUSE THAT'S ALL I EVER WAS TO YOU, IS IT-......... What?"
  • Angae: "....... Look, you have every right to be upset about what I put you through. I have no real excuse for it. I know it's unlikely you'll forgive me for it, but....... The Angae you known is truly dead. I'm a changed man."
  • Erroe: "...... THEN WHY THE F*** DID YOU-"
  • Angae: "Moment of over-reaction. Come on, I didn't say I was a PERFECTLY changed man."
  • Erroe: "...... Well don't freaking think for an instant that I'm just gonna forgive you as simple as that?! You can bitch and moan about how much you missed Aera all you want because you were a moody sack of s*** looking for a means to vent out frustraightions, but that doesn't FREAKING MEAN a goddamn thing, because, YOU ANGAE, ARE AMONG THE REASONS ON WHY I'D LOST CONTROL OF MY LIFE?!"
  • Angae: Well spoiler alert, it's not getting any better in the slightest.
  • Erroe: Uh, news flash, that has never stopped happening this entire trip. Just get your ass back up there and let's talk to your boss.
  • Angae: "Okay fine..... Hey wait, do you ever feel like this was suppose to be the part where trouble shows up?"
  • Erroe: "Ya know, I get ALOT of those feelings, frankly. (The two went up as they were secretly watched by Gassy Pete......)"

Later....

  • Cidne: SHYDRA, YOU WOMAN I LOVE/HATE WHO LIVES IN MAH HOUSE WHICH IS ALSO MAH ROCKET, WHERE'S THAT GODDAMN TEA I TOLD YOU TO MAKE HOURS AGO?!?
  • Shydra: It's coming, hon! I left it brewing to clean the basement, and to get these two back up here.
  • Cidne: Well took you slowpokes long enough.
  • Shydra: Also, Cidney, could you clean up your cigarette boxes in the backyard?
  • Cidne: I'M GONNA GO SMOKE MAH CIGARETTES AND BREAK A RECORD OF HOW MANY I CAN FIT IN MAH MOUTH AND SMOKE BEFORE THOSE SHÏÏMRA BUSINESSMEN SHOW UP!!!! MY LUNGS DEFY CANCER!!!! I'M 222 YEARS OLD AND MUCH OF IT WAS SPENT SMOKING!!! THEY ARE TIGHTER THAN THE BEST OF SPACESHIPS!!!
  • Rogg: (Dark personality) Enjoy the smoke road towards death.
  • Cidne: WITH EVERY DRAG! I- (Looks at Erroe)... Wait, haven't I seen you before?
  • Erroe: "Errum, no, I, just have that common face."
  • Cidne: I know when you're dodging an issue, boy!
  • Erroe: Really, I'm just a guy with blonde spikey hair and a giantass sword who may've been in RANGER and done dealings with President Cornsby Shïïmra.
  • Cidne: SWEET DRACTHON ON A CRACKER, YOU'RE FRIENDS WITH PRESIDENT SHÏÏMRA?!
  • Erroe: Well, I wouldn't say friends, as more like, we're kinda following his orders to stop an endling of a destructive race of energy parasites and-
  • Cidne: Stop you right there, kid!
  • Erroe: I'm 21! Just had my first legal drink days ago, too.
  • Cidne: Whatever. Mind if I ask you a personal question, everyone?
  • Icky: "We cross the line of it involving genitals."
  • Cidne: "NOT THAT KIND OF PERSONAL QUESTION!? WOULD YOU GET YOUR HEADS OUTTA THE GODDAMN GUTTER?!"
  • Icky: JESUS, WHAT KIND OF DRUGS ARE YOU ON?!
  • Cidne: I meant personal questions, about a DREAM! A dream to get out of this godforsaken system and be the best modern Zyaūar Master ever! I've done so much in the system already. Helping Fantasmo, Wight, and Blumex build it's stupid armadas, being a tech-knight for Mythryma, Eoron Zin, and Grania, build some specific power machine for Voia, build some dumb resistance for Saveara, being some tech abbot for Gaera and Aeana, uncover apocalyptic airships for Wya, tricked to becoming an unintentional bad guy with an ass-whooping on Ivallonica, EVEN SOME GODDAMN TECH SHACK ON ZOENEO EOS!!!!
  • Vancer: Well someone's been a lifetime of busy.
  • Cidne: But it all paid off. I got the funding to do it...... THEN IT RAMMED INTO THE GROUND!!!! ALL THESE YEARS WASTED!!!!... But I don't give up.
  • Icky: "Well, what exactly happened-"
  • Shydra: We... Don't like to talk about it.... It's my fault.
  • Viva:... Well no wonder you're his doormat.
  • Shydra: See, it was the day after the successful crusades of funding...

Flashback

  • Cidne was seen shaking hands with President Cornsby as his present followers were seen.
  • (Shydra): "After getting the approveal from President Cornsby, he began the ambitious project of what was the giant ship left stuck in the town: The S.S. Fantor."
  • (Icky): "Isn't the "S.S." thing suppose to be for boats?"
  • (Shydra): Oh, S.S. has more than one meaning. Spaceship, Starship, Seaship, you know how it is. But, I was really new to this. I never left my planet. But we had actually gotten married quicker than expected. I was hoping for an elegant marriage on a more vibrant planet. But, he already got a good glimpse of the system and he was so excited, he proposed, eloped, kissed me, AND boned me in the same day. I was just as excited after being jacked up on protected sex that I had been up all night maintaining the ship.
  • Cidne: Shayra, what the f*** are you doing up so late?
  • Shayra: OH GOD, PLEASE HON, THAT VOICE IS TOO MUCH TO HEAR AFTER LAST NIGHT. (Shivers) So blissful.
  • (Iago): EWWW!!!
  • (Cidne): Hush up, bird, you'll bone a chick someday.
  • Cidne: Sorry. What's up?
  • Shydra: Well everything is in working order. All that's left now is the oxygen tanks. Most check out, but #18... Seems to have an outdated and very risky siphoning system.
  • Cidne: "Well, I wanted to be conservitive about the budget, as generious as 9000000000000$ worth of USRA-cash-based smackaroos is, I, kinda wanted to cut some corners and buy less then exspensive equitment."
  • Shydra: "..... Sir..... You're talking about an intersteller spaceship?! That's the kinda thing that REQUIRES big spending to have the ship be safe?! Why else did you think Cornsby was so generious? Because he figured ALOT of it would be well spent?! You're playing a risky gamble not going all the way, dear!"
  • Cidne: "Well I figured I'd save enough to move you into Obraestea in Mōu Catacera System. After all, you said you always wanted to go there."
  • Shydra: "..... You're, with-helding space program funding..... SO WE CAN LIVE IN A PARADISE PLANET?!"
  • Cidne: "Awww, I knew you'd love it sweethear-"
  • Shydra: "THAT'S EMBEZZLEMENT?! It's an utter betrayal to Cornsby's trust!"
  • Cidne: IT WAS FOR YOU, SWEETIE!!!! WE GOTTA START SOMEWHERE!!!
  • Shydra: This is NOT what I wanted. This is insurance fraud! We are breaking so many laws here!
  • Cidne: Well we used up all the money I earned throughout the system, and we needed enough to start a life. You wanted to live on Obraestea, and I want to be a Zyaūar Master!
  • Shydra: I-I-I can't believe this!! I can't leave knowing we committed this crime!
  • Cidne: Hon, I've broken system laws here all the time, sometimes you have to cut corners. (Covers his mouth in realization)...
  • Shydra:...... I can't do this.
  • Cidne: Hon, I'm sorry! I've been earning money differently for years, I kinda forgot how to be honest about it.
  • Shydra: Then tell the truth! We cannot keep this a secret, we need to come forward!
  • Cidne: ARE YOU OUT OF YOUR MIND, WOMAN?! IF THEY FIND OUT ABOUT THIS, HOW DO YOU THINK THEY'LL TAKE IT ON ME AND MY DREAM I'VE BEEN WORKING YEARS ON?! I'LL BE RUINED!!!
  • Shydra: Well what does Jalmor and Jojo say?
  • Cidne: Jalmor and Jojo don't know! And we, are going to KEEP it that way!
  • Shydra:... I can't believe you! A day after our marriage and you already set yourself up for a divorce?
  • Cidne: Hon, it's an act best left forgotten. I've been working on this for years. Can't you at least see the benefit of the doubt? (Shydra saw his handsome begging face)
  • Shydra:... I can't say no to your dashing face. (Sighs) Fine! But I don't in the slightest consent to this. (A consecutive overheard this)
  • (Shydra): I just couldn't say no to him. He was just trying to do something he longed for, no matter how legally questionable it was.
  • Radio: Hello, Cidne, this is Shïïmra Mission Control, we'll be blasting you off into interstellar space real soon. Just double-checking some stuff. Are you sure there's no oxygen in space?
  • Radio #2: DID YOU FLUNK KINDERGARTEN?! OF COURSE THERE'S NO OXYGEN IN SPACE!!! YOU COULD BE FIRED JUST FOR ASKING THAT!!!!
  • Radio #1: Well just in case, just take a few deep breaths when you breach the atmosphere and just-
  • Cidne: I'VE BEEN IN OUTER SPACE DOZENS OF TIMES, YOU IDJITS!!!! THIS ISN'T ROCKET SCIENCE!!!
  • Radio #3: THIS IS EXACTLY ROCKET SCIENCE!!!
  • Cidne: Not to me. Just get back to work. (Cuts off) Finally! After all these years, all my hard work has literally paid off. Look out, UUniverses, here comes Cidne Hightstown.
  • Radio #1: Yeah, uh, Cidne? Mission Control again.... The President has cancelled the program.
  • Cidne: WHAT?! PUT ME ON THE F*****G LINE!!! (Does that) SIR, WHAT IS THE MEANING OF THIS?!
  • (Cornsby): Cidne, it pains me to say this, but... You're under arrest for insurance fraud.
  • Cidne: WHAT?! WHAT NUMBSKULL TOLD YOU THAT WEB OF LIES?!?
  • (Cornsby): Someone on your ship overheard your discussion with your wife about embezzling money from me to go to Obraestea.
  • Cidne: WHAAAAAT?! MUTINY!!!! THAT'S A LIE!!! I WOULD NEVER JEOPARDIZE MY DREAM LIKE THA-
  • (Cornsby): It's also on tape.
  • Cidne:... DAMMIT!!!!
  • (Cornsby): Cidne, step out of the rocket or my men will open fire.
  • Cidne: NO, YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND!!! I WAS TRYING TO PROTECT MY BUDGET!!!
  • (Soldier): You were just trying to protect your dream!
  • (Cornsby): PRIVATE!!!!
  • Cidne: YOU SON OF A WHORE!!!! THAT'S IT!!! I'M BLASTING OFF AND YOU CAN'T STOP ME!!! GET OUT OF THE LAUNCH ZONE BEFORE YOU'RE INCINERATED!!!
  • (Soldier #2): OPEN FIRE!! (Gunfire damaged the ship)
  • Cidne: UGGGHHH!!!! FINE, YOU ASKED FOR IT!!! (Activates the thrusters as everyone took cover, and turned on communication) SHYDRA, THEY'VE FIGURED US OUT!!!! WHERE ARE YOU?!?
  • Shydra: Yeah, uh, the oxygen tanks are down. I wanted to recalibrate them, and they were shot and-
  • Cidne: I TOLD YOU NOT TO WORRY ABOUT THE DAMN TANKS!!!! WE HAVE TO WING IT, ONE OF MY MEN SNITCHED ON ME!!! WE HAVE TO BLAST OFF NOW!!!!
  • Shydra: WE CAN'T!!! PURE OXYGEN IS LEAKING INTO THE THRUSTERS AND AT SOME POINT, IT'S GOING TO- (The thrusters exploded and tilted with her cartoonishly covered in soot)...... Ignite.

Present

  • Shydra: After the failed launch, me and Cidne had to go in hiding. But we could never leave the planet again. The Space Program went into new management. Everything Cidne had worked for was shut down, for good. Jalmor took over and completely ruined the name of the space program.
  • Ree: "THAT'S WHAT I'VE BEEN SAYING ABOUT HIM?!"
  • Cidne: "..... Gods damn it, Shydra, why'd ya had to go and spelled it out for them? (Leaves) I'm gonna go and smoke another cartoonishly large size Keucan cigar. AND YES, I WILL CLEAN UP AFTERWORDS?! (Leaves)...."
  • Squidward: "..... Wow..... That guy, was actselly worse then Mr. Krabs."
  • Cidne's voice: "I HEARD THAT?!"
  • Shifu: "I believe we now understand what Cornsby meant by "Relucently seek out drastic measures"..... It's clear that Cidne has abit of bad blood with Cornsby."
  • Icky: "Well the guy basicly tried to pull an epic scam of this planet's lifetime, so alchourse Cornsby and this dude would have issues."
  • Erroe: "..... (Quietly) He's a fucking screw up like me, but yet he still believes in getting control of his own life....... (Openly) We gotta get this guy on our team!"
  • Lord Shen: "We're already here to do that, Erroe."
  • Soothsayer: "Indeed. It's obvious that Cinde would need a chance to redeem this mistake and-"
  • Erroe: "Not just that! It's because this guy is SUCH a badass?!"
  • Viva: "(Dejected) Aw sweet love of gods, he's gone into hero worship mode again."
  • Barron: Baby, it's Erroe, what did you expect?
  • Viva: This guy is a wreck!
  • Erroe: Typical of you to say to another f*** up, Weeds.
  • Duffie: OHHHHHHHHHHHHHH S***!!!!!!!
  • Viva: WELL AT LEAST HE DOESN'T NEGLECT A MEMORIAL DAY OF HIS ENTIRE HOMETOWN AND DOESN'T SCREW UP JUST AS MUCH AS YOU!!!
  • Duffie: OOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH DOUBLE S***!!!!!
  • Bagheera: ENOOOOOUGH!!!! Both of you, can't you just get along for once?!?
  • Cidne's voice: Yeah, you're annoying as balls!
  • Viva: Don't ANY of you change the subject! I'm sorry for what happened to Cidne, but that doesn't give him the right to abuse his own wife.
  • Shydra: Oh, it's nothing. It may seem dysfunctional, but behind closed doors, we make it work.

Cutaway, but then it got interupted by Icky!

  • Icky: "Uh, Ma'am, I already saw the FFVII Abridged episode on that, I already know where this is going, we'll take your word of it."
  • Tigress: "We'll cut to the chase. A collection of bad people are out to threaten Muko. Their leader wants to make Muko gone so people would go back to fozzel fuels, so he can have a business again."
  • Gazelle: "But not just that. We fear darker forces are at play here. We wish to be able to get to the fabled island before any threat does."
  • Barron: "Hence why we need Cidne's fighter ship."
  • Shydra: "..... I, see. Well, you need to keep in mind that Cidne's very protective of that old thing. But tell you what, if one of you can go to his old tool shed and bring in his confidence boosting tools, he could appresiate it."
  • Erroe: "I'LL DO IT?! (Zooms off before even Viva could stop him)...."
  • Angae: "..... I'll uh, go and make sure he doesn't do, anything dumbass worthy. (Goes off as well)."

At a far off Toolshed.

  • Erroe was seen phathicly trying to open the toolshed door as Angae arrived.
  • Erroe: "(Grunts), Wow?! For an anichent piece of s***, it is NOT budging! All my pulling does nothing."
  • Angae: "That's because it's a push-open door, genius. (Pushes the door open as Erroe comedicly still held onto the door, looking like an idiot.)....."
  • Erroe: "...... I'm still gonna be the one to bring his confidence boosting tools!"
  • Angae: "Assuming you would even know what they look like."
  • Erroe: "Well, duh! They're in a toolbox, right?"
  • Angae: "Not just ANY toolbox, Erroe. A Zyaūar Master toolbox covered in it's anichent text that-"
  • Erroe: "(Stupidly just finds it) Found it!"
  • Angae: "..... Ya know, s*** like that was why I messed with ya, Erroe."
  • Erroe: "Don't remind me, Angaery! Now let's just get out of here and- (As the two got out, they saw Hardy and his mercs) AYE?!"
  • Goldtooth: "Miss us, Sqeauily boy?"
  • Erroe: "CRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP?!"
  • Angae: "I take it these guys aren't your friends."
  • Erroe: "NO S***, SHERLOCK?!... Wait, I never asked the Lodgers who Sherlock is. Whatever?! These are the bad people Tigress talked about?!"
  • Hardy: "We are here to aquire Cidney's fighter ship to be able to reach the Muko Paradise Island! We of what remains of F.O.Z.Z.I.L.S., demand it?!"
  • Angae: "..... I'm Cidne."
  • Goldtooth: "Nice try, but we heard your real name from the idiot."
  • Angae: "AHEM! You didn't let me finish. I'm Cidne's brother."
  • Hardy: "Ugh, it's not exactly what I wanted, but whatever, you'll do I guess."
  • Angae: "How's about we talk while this guy, gets the fighter ship ready for you?"
  • Erroe: "Oh please don't tell me your actselly planning on-"
  • Angae: "(Quietly) I'm giving you a chance to go back up there and warn Cidne and get the f*** out of here, dipshit! Don't ruin it by being a moron, okay!?"
  • Erroe realised what Angae meant.....
  • Erroe: "...... I mean, SUUUUUUUUUUUUURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRE, Cidne's totally creditable bro! I'm just gonna go right ahead and bring in the fighter ship! (Runs off repeatingly saying oh shit!)"
  • Angae: "..... Now, let's talk business, Mr.-"
  • Hardy: "Foo L. Hardy."
  • Angae resisted the urge to laugh with a snicker!
  • Angae: "I'm sorry! Sorry. Onto business."

Cidne's House

  • Cidne: Where the f***lodon are those execs? They should've been here hours ago!
  • Ginormica: Beats me. Given Cornsby doesn't like you, what's not to say he might have some second thoughts. In fact, I'm pretty sure we're all that he sent.
  • Erroe: "(Gets in) GUYS GUYS GUYS- (Falls over) Crap, uh, GUYS, WE HAVE TO GO, HARDY'S HERE!!"
  • Barron: "AW CRAP!!!"
  • Cidne: THOSE BASTARDS?!? I TOLD EM TO STAY OFF MAH PROPERTY!!!! I'll handle this!
  • Erroe: Are you serious?
  • Cidne: As serious as a shark attack.
  • Barron:... Ya know, we should go with you. These guys are clearly no pushovers.
  • Shydra: "There's also a big smelly vog with farting problems trying to get on your fighter ship."
  • Cidne/Barron: "OH SHIT?!"

Outside in the shipyard.

  • Gassy Pete was seen around Cidne's fighter ship.
  • Gassy Pete: "Oh yes, I can diffentently use this old shcool fighter ship to get off this rock and start a new life away from here! (The heroes arrived behind him) Hardy can do whatever he wants for all I care, I'm leaving this fozzel fuel forsaking planet once and for- (Saw the group)...... Meep. (Farts in a panic). (Tries to get in the ship, but Barron grabbed him!) GAAAAAAH?! YOUR HAND IS COLD?!"
  • Barron: "Show's over, stinky!"
  • Gassy Pete: "YOU THINK YOU'VE WON?! HA?! Hardy has barely even BEGUN to fight?! Stopping me won't stop his resolve! Soon, he will reach the Muko Paradise Island, and destroy the Muko Engery Spere, the never-ending shorce of all muko?! And then, Muko will DIE OUT?! Then fozzel fuels will reign suprime ONCE AGAIN?!"
  • Viva: "THAT'S Hardy's plan?! He wants to go to an island that hold's all Muko Engery JUST TO DESTROY IT?! Then he's a fucking idiot for this, and so are you for blabbing it out?!"
  • Gassy Pete: "I-........ Whoops."
  • Icky: "Time for you to face justice, stinky?!"
  • Gassy Pete: "What're you gonna do to me?! I'm unarmed."
  • Shenzi: "Actselly, that ain't gonna help you out, honey....."
  • Banzai: "Ya see, fatso, we heard on how it was you who bought that oil bomb for Hardy's mercs."
  • Shenzi: "The same one, that kiled the micronation."
  • Gassy Pete: "(Got Surprised)..... I, I, I was only following orders, I swear?!"
  • Banzai: "You can say that ALL you want, stinky. Because frankly...... I think it's about time we "Chew the Fat"."
  • The Hyenas, Raptors, and Dactyls all salavate.
  • Gassy Pete: "(Gets surprised)..... No, nonononononononono, you're not gonna do this, are you?!"
  • Icky: "Buddy, F.O.Z.Z.E.L. commited the act of terrorisum, and people had lost their lives, even one of your own who was betrayed. Also, we'll bring back to what doesn't get eaten back to Cornsby afterwords to be resserected by muko-powered machines only to be jailed anyway. We may as well let them have their fun."
  • Gassy Pete: "NONONONONONONONONONO- (The Hyenas, Raptors and Dactyls tried to pounce on Gassy Pete but suddenly they were shot unconscious by Goldtooth) EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE- (Saw the unconjustus predators)..... Ohhhhhhhh..... Wow did my life flashed before my eyes faster then I can pass gas.
  • Goldtooth: No more playing around! (Two Zhaerunias held Angae up) We came for Cidne! Where is he?
  • Cidne: HEY, OILDRINKERS!!!! Looking for me?
  • Hardy:... FINALLY!! Your "brother" has stalled us long enough. I empesize the brother part because I WASN'T DUMB?! Everyone knows Angae Fair Highley. I just wanted to get your foul butt out. You fooled, nobody.
  • Gassy Pete: Wait, he's NOT his brother?......
  • Hardy:...... (Sighs), Gassy Pete doesn't count, he wasn't even WITH us! Anyway, Cidne, we've done enough to see you.
  • Cidne: Too bad! I've got executives coming and-
  • Hardy: Executives?..... (Cackles)..... You gullible fool! There ARE no executives! You were walking to us. We lied to you. Your dreams are dead! Cornsby wouldn't even touch you with a ten thoundson foot pole! I'm amazed he even SENT these collection of over-hyped heroes and traitors in your direction. Has he became THAT desperate to stop F.O.Z.Z.E.L.S.' advance?
  • Viva: "YOU HAVE TWO GUYS DEAD AND ONE CAPTURED?!"
  • Felosha: "Yeah, to be blunt: Electrix is toast, Olderon is crying his balls off, and your octo-girlfriend is likely revived at this point and mad as all hell with you! It's litterally only you, your fish mercs and a fatass who's a walking whoopee chousin."
  • Hardy: "Merely lost battles of an ongoing war. Those three knew what they were going into when we formed F.O.Z.Z.E.L.S., for fighting to return Ientasy to the glories of relieable fozzel fuel, and away from the pipedream that is Muko, is always going to require sacrivices....... And when I become president, I foresee the perfect life sentence for ALL of you, WORSE then prison or even the death penalty: Boring, dull, lifeless, dreamless, DESK JOBS, WEARING CLIP-ON TIES AND WRITING DOWN MOUNTAINS APAWN MOUNTAINS OF PAPERWORK?! And you ALL, will be doing this...... FOR-EVER?! (Laughs maniacly yet awkwordly monotoned)!"
  • Cidne: "..... Ya know something, birdbrain? (Hardy suddenly stops laughing)...... You can just, F*** OFF?!"
  • Hardy: "..... So that's how you wish to go down, Cidne? Then fine..... Goldtooth?"
  • Goldtooth: "Skin the Empirid, boys?!"
  • The Zhaerunias charge!
  • Cidne: (He kicked the first one down which fell onto the others as in a domino effect cause the entire group to fall down) No more games.
  • Erroe: "SO, COOL!"
  • Cidne: Get off my property! I've had enough taken from me.
  • Hardy: On the contrary. We haven't taken enough from you. We've taken from you and we'll do it again.
  • Cidne: HAH! You couldn't take candy from a baby!
  • Hardy: Are you forgetting who you're talking to? We can take candy from a fetus. Just like we took your dreams, you washed up has-been. Why do you think that crew member ratted you out? Because he worked with US! (Everyone including Cidne was shocked)...
  • Icky: "AW CRAP, IT'S THE EVIL UNCLE TURNING OUT TO HAVE BECOME A DEMON S*** AGAIN?!"
  • Erroe: "Wait, then how come that guy's not with you now?"
  • Hardy: "What?"
  • Erroe: "Well if you said if he worked for you guys, then ya think this would've been the part of the big drumatic reveil!"
  • Hardy: "Err, well, it was a comtemporary service, and-"
  • Goldtooth: "Sir, don't bother asking the stupid one questions, he's clearly an imbecile."
  • Hardy: Oh, right. He should figure out the answer for himself. Anyway, back to you, Cidne. We couldn't let you leave the system and draw attention to us. Especially to the Heroes Act. So we had to expose your dirty fraud and keep the government from letting you leave.
  • Cidne: "BUT I DIDN'T EVEN KNEW ABOUT YOU GUYS UNTIL NOW?!"
  • Hardy: "I-........ Wait, what?"
  • Cidne: "I DIDN'T EVEN KNEW YOU GUYS WERE A THING UNTIL NOW?!"
  • Viva: "Then why did you said you told them to "Get off your Property"!
  • Cidne: "I THOUGHT THEY WERE A GROUP OF KRAAN'S WITNESSES?!"
  • Silence........
  • Gassy Pete: "....... Holy s***, we ruined a powerful man's life for nothing. (Hardy smacks Gassy Pete) OW?!"
  • Cidne: "Let me get this straight...... You, ruined my life, because you thought I was a threat to your appearent little operations, WHEN I KNEW NOTHING ABOUT WHAT GOES ON IN THIS PLANET AND ONLY WANTED TO GO TO LIVE IN A PARADISE PLANET IN BETA?!"
  • Hardy: "Hey, in our defence, if you were not made famous going around and causing the downfall of some of our neightber planets' worse ilk, then maybe I wouldn't've needed to-"
  • Cidne punched Hardy in the face hard!
  • Hardy: "OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH?!"
  • Hardy fell down KO'ed!
  • Goldtooh readied a weapon, but Zosimo shot it out of his hand!
  • Cidne: "EVERYONE IN THE FIGHTER?!"
  • The group got on the fighter!
  • Goldtooth: "NO?! (Tries to go after the fighter)!"
  • Erroe: "I hope this isn't a bad time to mention that I'm afraid of- (The Fighter Zooms off before Goldtooth could grab it!) HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS?!"
  • Viva: YEAH, LIKE ANYONE WOULD LET YOU JOIN RANGER WITH A FEAR LIKE THAT!!!!
  • Erroe: SHUT UP, WEEDS!!! AND RANGER WAS A GROUND-BASED OPERATION?! YOU WERE THINKING OF THE SKYGERS, WHICH WAS A DIFFERENT PROJECT IN OF ITSELF?!
  • Goldtooth: "(Brings out another gun)..... You're not out of the feeding frenzy yet, Zosimo. (Starts firing at the Fighter Ship)!"
  • Cidne: "(While lazers fly pass them) If I ever find out the asshole's name, I'm gonna kick his ass?!"
  • Erroe: "Don't worry Cidne, we're finally safe and away the bad guys- (Goldtooth's lasers finally hit the Fighter ship) Ohhhh, CRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP?!"

A LOUD SPLASH!

  • The group found themselves stranded on one fighter ship......
  • Erroe: "..... Welp, at least, we're all alive."
  • Cidne: "(Tending to the fighter ship) Too bad the same can't be said about the engine....... Nor my dreams......"
  • Erroe: Hah, funny, Cidney.
  • Cidne: DO I SOUND LIKE I'M F*****G JOKING, YOU FLOATING CESSPOOL TURD?!? EVERYONE IS AFTER ME BECAUSE OF MY CRIMES, INCLUDING ASSHOLES I DON'T EVEN KNOW!!!! I'LL NEVER LEAVE THIS GODFORSAKEN SYSTEM, OH- (Smashes his head into the fighter with electric sounds)
  • Benny: Yeesh, how pathetic are you?
  • Skipper: Dude, dreams don't have expiration dates.
  • Rogg: (Dark personality) Life does!
  • Felosha: "Not helping, Rogg."
  • Erroe: Dude, you can't beat yourself up just because those guys used you. When the President hears you've been used, he'll drop the charges on you.
  • Cidne: Boy, no loophole will change the fact that the embezzlement was my idea. I chose to commit the crime. Those asspickles just reported the crime. Why do I even deserve my dream after I broke too many laws? I have disgraced the Zyaūar Masters. I don't deserve any of these weapons.
  • Erroe: YOU, ARE, CIDNE HIGHTSTOWN!!! THE GREAT INTERPLANETARY ADVENTURIST WITH A HEART OF GOLD!!!
  • Cidne:... Not anymore.
  • Erroe:... You, sir, have a choice to make. You can let some dumb change of fate tell you how to choose your story, or, you can be awesome again! I refuse to sit out in this ocean and let you wallow in self-pity! You're Cidne Hightstown, act like it! (Music was heard)
  • Squidward: What's that music?
  • SpongeBob: I think Erroe is gonna sing.
  • Squidward: Ohh great. (He and Cidne sang this)
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My Little Pony The Movie Soundtrack - "Time to Be Awesome" Audio Track

  • Icky: "WHY DO THESE MLP MOVIE SONGS KEEP POPPING UP?!"
  • Gilda: Because when you put a charming show to movie format, you're basically putting that charm on steroids, hon.
  • Cidne: "..... Kid, you really spoke to me...... Well, rather like, sung to me, I...... Ahhh, fuck it, I have nothing better to do, let's kick some outmoded fuel tycoon and fish merc ass!"
  • Ree: "Just, an itty bitty detail...... WE'RE IN THE MIDDLE OF AN OCEAN?!"
  • The camera drumaticly expands to show this......
  • Felosha: "Also, didn't we ended up leaving Shydra behind?"
  • Cidne: "Don't worry, she is capable of handling herself."

Back in Rockettown.

  • Hardy, Gassy and the mercenaries made a run for as is Goldtooth while Shydra was firing a heavy duty weapon!
  • Shydra: "AND DON'T EVER COME BACK, YOU SCUM OF THE EARTH?!"

Group's location.

  • Pervis: "..... I didn't even got a taste of that Pete guy."
  • Erroe: "Ahhhh, don't worry, knowing the bad guys, we'll end up running into them again anyway, you'll get another chance."
  • Ree: "STILL STRANDED IN THE OCEAN HERE?!"
  • Viva: And there's one thing you're forgetting, Ree...... MOST OF US ARE AQUATIC BEINGS!!!!
  • Ree: ".... But what about the those of us that AREN'T gifted with adepted swimming, gills or an extended ability to breath underwater, or ANYTHING that mimamalises drowning?!"
  • Icky: "We can either fly or have magic users, genius....."
  • Ree: ".... Did I ever had the chance to mention that I am HORRENDUSLY afraid of the ocean?"
  • Viva: What's there to be afraid of?
  • Ree: Viva, there's WAAAAAAAAAAY too many answers to that question.
  • Viva: BESIDES THOSE?! If you take the words of aquatic beings like us, you can agree. Being out in the ocean... Staring off into the unknown horizon... Something tranquil about it.
  • Duffie: (Recognizes some landmarks)... ("That's not an unknown horizon!!!") Uhhh... THIS STORYYYY IS SO BORIIIIIING, BLAHBLAHBLAHBLAAAAAAAAAAHHH!!!!
  • Viva: EXCUSE ME, TOESUCKER, I WAS TALKING!!! INTERRUPTING PEOPLE IS RUDE, SO YOU BETTER TURN DOWN THAT VOLUME AND ATTITUDE!!
  • Duffie: YOU DO IT FIRST!! WHEN YOU GOTTA SING, YOU JUST GOTTA! NOBODY WANTS TO HEAR ABOUT VIVA'S SUPADUPA DEAD GHOST MAAAAA!!-
  • Viva: DUFFIE, WHAT THE HELL?! WHY ARE YOU SUDDENLY ACTING LIKE A-
  • Duffie: A what? A dumb kid?
  • Viva: I was going to say insensitive c**t, but THAT WORKS TOO!! SO IF YOU DON'T KNOCK IT OFF, I'LL GET OVER THERE AND TREAT YOU LIKE ONE WITH A GOOD LONG SPANKING!!!!
  • Duffie: OH PLEASE YES- Uh, I mean, how are you going to do that? With one of your CETERIOR BLOWS?! (Sing-songy) BESTIALITYYYYYYYY!!!!
  • Viva: OH YOU MOTHER-
  • Aera: Both of you, please stop fighting.
  • Ree: See? That's one of the answers to Viva's question. Open sea insanity. Hits you quickly. The sea is a scary place.
  • Erroe: "Oh relax, it's not like there are monsters in the water or anythin- (Agonyfishes appeared everywhere, and bared their trench horror teeth)........... CRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP?!"
  • The Agonyfishes roared as everyone screamed!

Later...

  • Ree: (They washed up on the beach with a wrecked fighter)...... You were saying?
  • Erroe: Oh shut up! You may be acting leader, but I'm still the real leader. We both have good leadership skill, but I was the leader for a reason.
  • Ree: Well you know the difference? I was leader of urban developments because I actually gave a damn about the well-being of others. You're just leader because you defeated Raish, AND you just want respect from your abusive friends.
  • Erroe:......
  • Barron: Ohh, gonna need a Phemix Down for that one.
  • Erroe: ".... Excuse me a moment, (Starts shedding tears) I need to cry out my broken pride and dignity. (Walks off into the Bamboo-like forest)....... (LOUD CRYING WAS HEARD AS IT CAUSED BIRDS TO FLY OUT!).......
  • Ree: "...... Too below the belt?"
  • Barron: "Waaay harder then how even Viva does it."
  • Ree: Sorry.
  • Viva: Oh it's not your fault. This bitch's insensitive attitude got their attention. Duffie, I'm giving you one last chance to apologize for your behavior.
  • Duffie: OHHHH, THIS COMING FROM THE GIRL WHO NEVER APOLOGIZES FOR HER OWN SELF-RESPECT!!! Well no. You'll get what you deserve.... You ALL will.
  • SpongeBob: Neptune, Duffie, what's with this behavior all of a sudden? You should be happy we at least found land.
  • Fu-Xi: "Yes, and..... Judging from the fauna and flora..... I say we seem to have arrived in an asian-eqsed land, (Duffie became concerned) That means we mustn't be too far from civilisation. We'll see if the nearest village can be found here."
  • Duffie: "NO DON'T?! (Everyone looks at her odd)...... I mean...... Let, ME do it. I'm, good, at, scouting..... I, was in the girlscouts! We did, ALOT of camping!"
  • Barron: "..... May I ask for the spontantious interest in being more proactive AND bitchy, Duffs?"
  • Soothsayer: She has history with this area. It's all over her face.
  • Duffie: Face? What face? This is just my face. We all have faces.
  • Sandy: Duff, stop hiding, what's wrong? You can tell us.
  • Duffie:... (Sighs) FINE! This 'Asian' jungle, used to be my home.
  • Huifang: "...... Define, used to- (Suddenly the group found themselves surrounded by lazer spears and lightsabers in the shape of samarai swords)..... Nevermind, I think I got the idea."
  • A Gargalope millaterry figure was seen arriving, holding a still crying Erroe in a net.......
  • Gargalope: "...... (Strong, deep voice) The crying Horboid boy with you?"
  • Barron: "Unfortunately, yes."
  • Viva: "Ughhh..... Okay, what did Erroe do THIS TIME?! Did he stand on grass where he wasn't suppose to? Interupted some monks medatating? Acted like a jackass? Is there a "No Idiots Allowed" Regime in place?"
  • Gargalope: "He shares the same crime YOU ALL have commited...... TRESSPASSING?!"
  • Aera: "Ohhhhh..... We're sorry. We didn't mean to. We were shot down by bad people and almost got eaten by scary fishes. We're sorry we startled you. (The Soldiers stared surprised)....."
  • Gargalope: "...... An Ietra? HERE?! (The Soldiers quickly bow!)....... Welcome back to your people's birth island, oh great one."
  • Icky: "...... (This video)."
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JonTron - Excuse me, what?

  • Gargalope: "..... Private Toyota?!"
  • A soldier (Toyota): "(Salutes) SIR, GENERAL YAMAGOTHI SIR?!"
  • Icky and Iago snickered!
  • Yamagothi: "Take the Ietra to see the Neo-Zyaūras at once. A long awaited prophecy is happening.... (Saw a cowerdly Duffie hiding fearfully behind Viva)..... (Sternly) Take the exile with you while you're at it."
  • Private Toyota: "(Looks at Duffie)..... (Deadpan) Oh..... It's you. (Gets some soldiers to pull Duffie away from Viva, while he gently takes Aera down from the wreck) (Gently) Right this may, Lady Ietra."
  • Aera: "(Giggles), You gentleman. Call me Aera."
  • Yamagothi: "(As Aera and Duffie get escourted away) As for the rest of you..... You're coming with me."
  • Spongebob: "(Puts on a confident face) Listen junior, (Leans on Yamagothi) Me and my friends are kinda in the middle of a world saving mission here, so I'll let you off with a warning. (Shoos Yamagothi away) Step aside and direct us to the nearest docks so we can get RIGHT back to it, okay big guy?"
  • Yamagothi: "...... (Angerly) Do you NOT take the mighty Yamagothi seriously?!"
  • Icky: "Not with that name, pal?! (The Lougers broke in roariously laughter!)"
  • Zosimo: "(Facepalms) Ugh, the VA, LOST to them!"
  • Yamagothi: "....... THAT'S IT?! BRING IN, THE MUTE-CUFFS?!"
  • Barron: "The what-now?"

Later...

  • Lord Shen: (They were wearing similar cuffs to the mute ones in Gravity Falls)
  • Toyota: Isn't technology great?
  • Duffie: (As Aera looks confused)... Yeah, it's a long story. Let's just say Toctus' underwater micronation wasn't the only free micronation on the planet. Ours was... Significant and the longest-lasting. It's still alive though, but sacrifices in publicity had to be made for it's own protection.
  • Aera: I see. I'll ask about this being my kind's birthplace from the people themselves... But what did you do to get exiled?
  • Duffie: I'd rather not say.
  • Toyota: "It's because she failed her warrior's initiation test...... 100, times."
  • Duffie: "DAMN IT, TOYOTA, HAVE YOU NO SENSE OF TACT?!"
  • Toyota: "Hey, the eleigant Ietra is going to learn about it eventually from our leader, who is ALSO your father by the way, anyway!"
  • Aera: "..... Your father, banished you?"
  • Duffie: "(Gets abit sadder) Yeah, no f*****g surprise someone as wacky zappy as me has severe daddy issues, am I right?"
  • Yamagothi: "Ahem! Uh, dear Ietra Aera, be informed that Duffie's father meant no malevolence in this, it's because our island has a very strict code of honor and that everyone borned to the island must become Neo-Zyaūar Masters or be exiled as a dud, it's a tradition that spanned centauries."
  • Aera: "Well if it's all the same, Mr. Yamagothi. I want to have a talk with Duffie's father about this."
  • Yamagothi: "Well, alchourse, we're intending on taking you to him anyway."
  • Duffie: "Uh, duh, how's about we not and say we did? (Yamagothi looked firm)..... Look, Yama, I mean it, please don't take me to dad, I didn't intentionally came back, it's all just dumb luck that our cool fighter ship ended up crashing into the ocean because it was shot down by a Zhaerk after being stranded in Agonyfish infested waters, it's largely an accsident!"
  • Yamagothi: "There are, no accsidents. Fate is what brought you here, and likely, for a reason.... Tis only the matter of decoding THAT reason. Now cease being a frighten child and face your father like an adult!"
  • Duffie: Oh, so those F.O.Z.Z.I.L. a-holes INTENDED to bring us here? Cause they had a FUNNY way of showing it by basicly threatening our lives?! There is TOO such a thing as accidents. If a plan backfires, is THAT no accident? If something happens that wasn't intended to happen, is THAT no accident?
  • Toyota: (Kicks her in the stomach) DON'T TALK BACK TO THE VENERABLE YAMAGOTHI!!!
  • Duffie: (Kicks him in the stomach back) HE'S AS VENERABLE AS MY NEGLECTFUL DAD!!!
  • Yamagothi: Duffie, you know the law. Members of this micronation must cast out all failures.
  • Duffie: MAYBE I DIDN'T WANT TO BE A ZYAŪAR MASTER!!!!
  • Toyota: (Gasps) HERESY!!!
  • Duffie: I clearly suck at being a Zyaūar Master, and you were forcing it against my will. Maybe I never learned because being a Zyaūar Master was not my calling. Traditions sometimes have to die, and you forced my father to abandon his own flesh and blood. You became sociopathic fanatics just to keep this island safe.
  • Toyota: And why not?! This is the birthplace of the planet's true race, and it had to be protected at any and all costs. Your father Gougo had to learn that the hard way when he was your age. He was just too soft.
  • Duffie: Caring for your own family is not weakness! And disregarding it is NOT strength. Frankly, I NEVER missed this place. I never wanted anything to do with this dunghill of an island.
  • Aera: Duffie! This was the birthplace of my race!
  • Duffie: Uh, no intentional offence to the Ietra, alchourse. I was mainly insulting it for the fanactics it now has!
  • Spongebob jestered a soldier to turn off he mute cuffs to allow them to speak, of which he was nice enough to apply.
  • Tigress: "Look, Duffie, I can understand you had no desires to come back here, and rude as this big brute is, he's not exactly wrong. Perhaps it was your desteny to come back here and be able to make amends."
  • Duffie: I didn't ask to be stuck with you guys! I'm only with you because I was in the same dungeon cell with you.
  • Viva: That's not what you said back there! You seriously sounded like you WANTED to be with us!
  • Duffie: "Well I didn't think I would end up getting dragged into a crazy adventure to stop an evil alien parasite monster, I thought I was getting some friends?!
  • Viva: Says the one who fell in love with me because of my feet.
  • Toyota:... Seriously?
  • Duffie: VIVA!!!! TOYOTA IS AN EXTREME GOSSIP-
  • Toyota: (Across the island) HEY EVERYONE!!!! DUFFIE HAS A FOOT FETISH!!! (Everyone laughs out loud except a specific few)
  • Duffie:...... (Sobs)
  • Viva: Oops.
  • Erroe: Wo-
  • Viva: NOT, A, WORD!!!
  • Duffie: THIS IS WHY I DIDN'T WANT ANYTHING TO DO WITH THE IETRA OR JONOSERS!!!! BECAUSE BOTH MY HOME AND MY NEW FRIENDS ARE NOTHING BUT TROUBLE!!! I THOUGHT WE WERE BEST BUDS, VIVA!!!
  • Viva: We never WERE best buddies.
  • Duffie:......
  • Viva: (Realises that she went too far).... Um, that is to say, I admit that you were fun to hang out with in Costa and Neon Saucer, and yeah, you were VERY helpful in getting us out of Tuctus' dunguin and finding my dad's money, but for the most part-........ I just made things worse, didn't I?
  • Erroe: GAHOI, YA THINK?!
  • Duffie: (Cries hysterically as she was muted by Mute Cuffs)
  • Jade Tusk:.... Must you really be such a disrespectful fool, Viva?
  • Viva: "HEY, SHE WAS THE ONE NOT APPRESIATING THAT HER HOMETOWN AND DAD WANTED THE BEST FOR HER?!"
  • Erroe: "EVEN WHEN IT WAS OBVIOUS THAT SHE WASN'T GOOD AT IT?!"
  • Viva: "WELL AT LEAST UNLIKE YOU, ME, AND BARRON, SHE AT LEAST HAS THE HOMETOWN TO GET BANISHED FROM?!"
  • Erroe: "Hey, Barron's town is vaguely on the path of recovering, and at least our town is a cool litteral ghost town!"
  • Viva: "THEY'RE BOTH NOTHING BUT MUKO-FUELED SPIRITS AND EMBITTERED MINERS, ERROE?! Duffie, has a real town to fall back to, A TOWN WITH LIVING PEOPLE IN IT?! AND SHE'S NOT APPRESIATING BECAUSE OF BEING ABIT TRADITIONALIST?!"
  • Felosha: "Well the traditions made her father willingly boot her off the island, so-"
  • Viva: This is the birthplace of the Ietra, and they're trying to protect it.
  • Jade Tusk: Does that make how they treated her right?
  • Viva: I don't know, DOES IT?!
  • Bagheera: WOULD EVERYONE BE QUIET?! THIS IS ANNOYING!!!! NO MORE BICKERING!!! You all have to be the disharmonious heroes we have ever met! All you do is disagree on each other and treat each other like pond scum! I don't know what happened to make you so dysfunctional, but it has to stop!
  • Yamagothi: "Here's a helping hand?! Re-activate the Muff Cuffs on them. soldier! (The Soldier did so and the entire group but Aera were muted again)..... I apologise you have to watch your entourage behaive like this on your arrival here, Ietra. I meant no malevolence with this."
  • Aera: "It's okay, I know their disfuntion can get..... Much."
  • Yamagothi: Well you can hash all this off in Wiitai.
  • Duffie: (Was accsidently unmuted by a kluts guard) Yeah. WITHOUT ME!!! (Smoke bombs away leaving only the handcuffs as everyone coughs, which the smoke also short-circuted the cuffs)
  • Skipper: HOW DID SHE EVEN MANAGED THAT?!
  • Cidne: You guys need help strengthening your lungs. Smoke really helps with that.
  • Erroe: OH SHUT UP!!!
  • Yamagothi: "Welp, that's just great. Now Duffie's loose in the village!"
  • Aera: "Mr. Yamagothi, maybe let us find her."
  • Yamagothi: "Oh alchourse. We'll inform the leaders that you arrived, Aera."
  • Aera: "Thank you."
  • Erroe: "Awwwwwwwww, but what about stopping Jovana!"
  • Icky: "Erroe, she has an EXTREME head-start thanks to those F.O.Z.Z.E.L.S. goons anyway, we're kinda forced to make the most of this mess anyway."
  • The Group went on.

Wiitai

  • Erroe: Well this is just great. We have to waste time that could've been spent on finding Jovana... AGAIN. We're just letting that abomination win doing this.
  • Viva: DUFFIE, IS, OUR, FRIEND!!
  • Erroe: Oh was she? Or was she just using us FOR REVENGE?! LOOK AT WHAT SHE SWIPED FROM US!!! (Opens up his bag)
  • Barron: SHE STOLE ALL'A OUR MATERIO?!? EVEN THE ONES THAT CAN SUMMON GODS?!?
  • Cidne: Wait, if you had Materio like that, you could've won this in a heartbeat. Why didn't you just use that s***? Why is F.O.Z.Z.E.L.S. still a problem? Why is Jovana still an issue if you can SUMMON FREAKING GODS, AS WILL?! In fact, based on that some of ya'll used to be terrorests, WHY DIDN'T YA USE THESE THINGS AGAINST THE PLANET'S GOVERMENT?!
  • Ree: "THAT'S WHAT I HAD BEEN SAYING PRIOR?!"
  • Erroe: "Would you believe, terrorable sense of hindsight?"
  • Cidne: "..... Wow. No wonder Cornsby didn't told me about his problems here. You guys were litterally you're own worse enemies!"
  • Viva: "DON'T REMIND US, WISEASS?!"
  • Barron: "Ya know, this is actselly a beautiful and scerne place..... Ya know, if ya can look past the blanent advertisements and tourest traps everywhere. (This was seen.)"
  • Gazelle: "..... That, doesn't seem to be something that an independent Micronation would do."
  • ???: "That would because it's now only a SEMI-Indepentent Micronation now."
  • The Jurks arrived.
  • Kreno: "Shiirma had actselly won against this place ages ago when it popped up like the other micros. Have you guys forgotten yer histroy?"
  • Aera: "Hi Cousin."
  • Kreno: "Aera. Now, Erroe, you're from ranger, right? Surely you remember the Wiitai campaign, right?"
  • Erroe: "Uhhhhh."
  • Voice: "It happened in the middle of Cornsby's mid-early presidental term."
  • Erroe: "Oh yeah, it happened in the mid-early part of Cornsby's time as president."
  • Kreno: "Very GOOD, dum-dum. It was one of the earlist campaigns when we used to have Raish fighting for us..... GUESS WHAT HAPPENED?!"
  • Erroe: "Oh it was fucking badass! He really kicked those Wiitai soldier ass?! He even beat their general to death, WITH HIS OWN FREAKING SKULL?!"
  • Cidne: "That, doesn't sound physically possable."
  • Kreno/Erroe: "That's what the general said."

Flashback.

  • The General: "(As Raish hits him with a skull) THIS DOESN'T SEEM PHYSICALLY POSSABLE?! (Gets hit hard enough and dies)."

Flashback ends.

  • Erroe: "Oh yeah, it was brutally badass of him! Alot of those soldiers- (Realises something)...... Died....... But in Cornsby's defence, that general was imposing a violent martical law that was killing Pro-Muko useage advocates, or, basicly, anyone who was a contrarion. Raish only did what he did to prevent a violent conquest."
  • ???: "Even when it left my home to be a hypocritical sham of it's former glory?!"
  • Duffie appeared from smoke!
  • Duffie: "...... The General who had his own skull beaten to him and started that regime, WAS MY GRANDFATHER?!"
  • Erroe: "Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh."
  • Duffie: "Now, he may've pushed it too hard, but he only did it for what he thought was best for our village?! And Cornsby....... HE SIC'ED THAT MONSTER ON OUR PEOPLE?! He tore them down like they were nothing?! And with the ansisterial Zyuara Blade too?! Our elders were forced to surrender and agree to turn our village into a TOUREST TRAP in return for some independence to be maintained?! Thus, that allowed my people to practice the stupid tradition of becoming Neo-Zyuaras to defend the Ietra birth island from enemies like Jovana or any of her endling pals we've been running into! And clearly, I fucking failed?! And ya wanna know what happened?!....... I, was left alone. (Turns around) I was left to wonder the land aimlessly, with no one to care about me.... Me, a very young child with no one to hold onto.... And then..... That was when...... Mr. Ful adopted me."
  • Everyone: "FUL ADOPTED YOU?!"
  • Duffie: "DOI?! He was my new dad, away from the crappy traditionalist dignity-surrendering dad?! He allowed me to self-taught myself the skills of ninjas! He wanted me to be an assassin to get revenge against Cornsby for how he fucked us BOTH in the ass?! He even meant for me to be a double agent for his F.O.Z.Z.E.L.S. for them to use something..... But then..... It happened...... You guys just HAD to go and bust Ful and threw him in jail! Now..... I was stuck with a collection of remorseless asshats that BARELY even cared?!"

Flashback.

  • Duffie: "WHAT DO YA MEAN YA DON'T WANNA SAVE FUL?! HE WAS YOUR FRIEND?! HE'S MY NEW REPLACEMENT DAD?!"
  • Hardy: "Our apologies, Duffie, but there's no saving Ful after how he failed to get people against Muko as epicly at he did. The Saviors have crumbled into nothing."
  • Tuctus: "He's not worth the trouble. He's nothing but a phathic failure. (Duffie was espeically angry at Tucnus at that)"
  • Olderon: "Ful was obviously running out of steam at this point anyway."
  • Gassy Pete: "He was becoming a lemon car."
  • Mr. Electrix: "Guy's a has-been. It's time to focus on the new generation of stopping Muko."
  • Hardy: "He didn't had what it takes to stop Muko Mining in the name of Fozzel Fuels. So we won't lift a single finger for him..... EVER?!"
  • Hardy and the four laughed wickedly and mockingly, with Hardy still monotoned!
  • Duffie was distroted and betrayed......
  • (Duffie): "Those, assholes..... They were no better then Cornsby. No better then Raish...... NO BETTER THEN MY OLD DAD?!"
  • Duffie left in a huff.....
  • (Duffie): "So, I desided to add THEM into the list of revenges I already have for old dad, Cornsby, and all of Shiimra! I, wanted, revenge, on F.O.Z.Z.E.L.S?! And I got started when I had locked that octo-bitch in the dunguin, figuring that Shark-Breath would use an oilbomb?! I had figured that you same dolts that had my new dad arrested were PERFECT?! And it's already nearly complete with Olderon and Elect-dick out of the way!"

Flashback ends.

  • Duffie: "Now all I need to do is get the fat vig and Hardy?! Then Cornsby's next?! Then his precvious corpreatactic empire?! Then finally, MY DICK OF AN OLD DAD?! AND THEN, uhh..... Some, intermediate 4th thing I need to figure out, and then PROFIT of revenge!"
  • Viva: "..... Duffie, I know you're upset about, a hell of alot of things, but revenge will only hurt you more then it should."
  • Fu-Xi: "Though I gotta say, you can actselly be EXTREMELY smart for an immature teen with daddy issues!"
  • Duffie: "And the best way for that revenge is Materio?! Only I know where that shit is, and you can't make me, if you can't catch me?! Later, suckers?! PEACE?! (Poofs off!)....."
  • Icky: "........ How much of an Asshole WAS her actual dad for her to end up LIKE THAT?!"
  • Yamagothi: "Hey now?! Gougo is a wise and considerable warrior leader, who-"

Later...

  • Yamagothi: (Gougo was asleep and drooling)... That's just age, it doesn't count.
  • Erroe: "..... HEY WAKE UP?!"
  • Gougo: "(Snorts awake) HEY WHA-....... (Sees Yamagothi)..... Oh hey, Yams. How's it shaking, big guy? And- (Saw the group)...... Whoooa, what party did I slept out on?"
  • Erroe: No party, tough guy. We're looking for your daughter Duffie.
  • Gougo: Oh, sheet, you know Duffie? Gods, I LOVE that kid. She's like a daughter to me.
  • Duffie: (Randomly popped up) I AM YOUR DAUGHTER!!!
  • Erroe: WHOA, ARBASUS!!! REALLY need to put a bell on her.
  • Duffie: "HOW COULD YOU NOT REMEMBER EXILING YOUR OWN DAUGHTER, WILLINGLY, IN THE NAME OF A TRADITION?!"
  • Gougo: "Hey come on, kiddo, it was in the name of the tradition."
  • Duffie: "OH, HOW ABOUT WHEN YOU SURRENDERED OUR SENSE OF SELF-RESPECT TO CORNSBY, WAS THAT IN THE NAME OF THE TRADITION?!"
  • Gougo: "Hey come on, kiddo, your grandfather was REALLY being uncool threatening the mainland like he did with threatening to use fancy orbs that can summon gods and magnifisent beasts, he brought it to himself, man. Also, turns out Muko's actselly pretty cool, no harm done."
  • Duffie: "IT'S NOT ABOUT THE STUPID MYTH ANYMORE?! IT'S ABOUT HOW WE SACRIVICED WHAT MADE OUR CULTURE GREAT SO CORNSBY DOESN'T PUNISH US FOR WHAT GRANDPA DID?!"
  • Gougo: "Hey, it had to be done so we can stay independent, man, Cornsby was willing to let us off with a warning if we agreed to a sweet deal of tourisum, man. Also, we have a GREAT ecomamony thanks to it, and-"
  • Duffie: THE ENTIRE POINT OF FIGHTING WAS TO STAY INDEPENDENT, NOT GIVE INTO SHÏÏMRA'S TRICKS!!! PROTECT THE HOMELAND OF ALL IETRA, NOT LEAVE IT TO THEM!!! THAT IS NOT WHAT GRANDFATHER WANTED. IF HE WAS ALIVE, HE WOULD'VE BEEN SO ASHAMED!!! Ugh, no WONDER mom left you.
  • Gougo: Mom didn't LEAVE me. She's in rehab because she couldn't keep up.
  • Erroe: (Clenched teeth) REALLY WISH I COULD MOVE RIGHT NOW!!!
  • Bagheera: You and me both.
  • Icky: "Wait a minute, WHY are we frozen still?"
  • Viva: "Yamacrotchi gave us rock shoes so we can't try to run off. (This was seen)......."
  • Lord Shen: "...... Why did we even AGREED to that!?"
  • Viper: "Because it's to respect that they're unsure of us and to prove we're not threats."
  • Duffie: "I HATE YOU, YOU HOPELESS IDIOT?! I HATE YOU?!"
  • Gougo: "Aw don't be like that, kiddo- (Duffie poofed off again)...... Kids, am I right?"
  • Shifu: "...... (Sighs)..... We may need to talk to Cornsby and his comrodery about this."
  • Aera: "Well we need to be able to calm down Duffie first before she does something she'll regret."
  • Gougo: "You can always try her hiding place she always goes to when she gets upset."
  • Erroe: "Hiding place? So, where exactly is this hiding plac-"

Wiitai Bay

  • Erroe: AW COME ON, SHE COULD CHOOSE BETTER THAN THAT!!! (She was hiding in a barrel)... Duffie, get out of there.
  • (Duffie): I'm not Duffie. I'm just someone else hiding in here for reasons that aren't your damn business.
  • Erroe: Oh, okay, I guess we can look somewhere e- HATA!!! (Punched the barrel)...... AAHAHAHAAOOOWWW!!!!
  • Viva: That's steelwood, Erroe. Hardest most durable wood in the UUniverses.
  • Erroe: Gee, thanks for telling me too late, Weeds.
  • Icky: "Ahem...... WHO'S UP FOR PANCAKES?!"
  • Duffie leaped out excitedly!
  • Duffie: "OH BOY, I DON'T KNOW EXACTLY WHAT THAT IS, BUT THEY SOUND YUMMY BECAUSE YOU SAID CAKE?! (Found herself surrounded)........ Crap baskits."
  • Squidward: "Enough seahorsing around, Duffie. Just take us back to where ya took the Materio so we can work on getting back to the quest at hand."
  • Erroe: Yeah. And THEN we can turn you in.
  • Viva: ERROE!!!
  • Erroe: Don't gimme that, she USED us! She brought us here just to get revenge. We can't trust her anymore.
  • Duffie: Just like I can't trust YOU guys to be seen with me. I'm a laughing stock thanks to Viva blurting out a secret to a local gossip. I didn't WANT to come here, but you were just too lucky. I wanted to make Shïïmra pay for what they did to me.
  • Icky: "Look, kid, we'll talk to Cornsby about it and see about making some amends, cause, we agree that this planet's goverment has issues of it's own to workout if it wants Muko to be 100% trusted, but, try to keep in mind WHY Raish had to get involved?! Your granddad was trying to do horrorable things to even people to lived on the island because of being contridicting to an established narrative. What else was Cornsby suppose to do? Let your grandpa mindlessly kill people for not agreeing with him?"
  • Duffie: "Duh, well, I, this isn't even about what Grandpa did, this is about what Cornsby did to my home after he won?!"
  • Iago: "Kid, we'll talk to him about that. If your hometown being made traditionalist and also a tourest trap bothers you, then, we'll see about fixing this place."
  • Duffie:... Well okay. The Materio's over there. Just pull the lever and it'll all come out.
  • Skipper:...... What kind of fools do you take us for?
  • Private: SKIPPER!!!
  • Skipper: No, that's too weird to be believable. My gut tells me it's clearly a trap.
  • Erroe: Yeesh, paranoid much? Your 'gut' is clearly busted, you can't be too diligent. (Pulls the lever)
  • Skipper: NOOO- (A high-tech cage held all of them)
  • Duffie: HAAAA!! SCORE!!! YOU TOTALLY MADE AN ERROE!!!
  • Erroe: WHY IS THAT STILL A THING?!?
  • Skipper: Well now my gut says I TOLD YOU SO!
  • Erroe: Don't make me stab it.
  • Duffie: Sorry, but I never trusted anyone who represented Shïïmra. It's too late for them to repent. The damage cannot be undone.
  • Viva: I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU, DUFFIE, I THOUGHT WE WERE FRIENDS!!!
  • Duffie: We were NEVER really friends. You said it yourself. I trusted you.
  • Viva: Wanted to do things to my feet is more like it.
  • Duffie: Well I don't want to be with idiots who can't even stand to be seen with one another. Now if you'll exqueese me, I've got a date with Shïïmra, and they're going to pay. Duffie OUT- (Gets hit in the back of the head by a present Pharcum thug).... (Dazed) I, like, Ice Cream.
  • ???: Ya know, she may be abit of a Brainless Matilda, (A familiar Grutt appeared), But then again, the dumb ones are ALWAYS the hottest.
  • Erroe: Ohhh, HELL NO!!!! NOT YOU AGAIN!!! WHAT'RE YOU DOING HERE?!
  • Zherzhis: "Ohhh, long time, no see, "Tota Illia Realgirl". Funny ya mentioned that. I was actselly vacationing here, ya know, taking some time off of being an international crime leader, ya know, the usual Grutt business, when the boys couldn't help but to notice you bunch having abit of a tizzy about what Cornsby did back in his unenlighened youth when he was starting out as president. And they complicated on how CUTE the dumb one is, and I gotta say..... She's a looker! Oh, (Brings up a bucket of Materio) And this bucket of Materio that can summon fantastic beasts and deities to do quick favors will dig up a PRETTY coin in the otherworldly universe black market."
  • Erroe: "WHERE DID YOU FIND THAT?!"
  • Zherzhis: "She put these babies inbetween the coushins of her couch in her own house."
  • Silent......
  • Barron: ".... Okay, so she can't always be A COMPLETE genius."
  • Zherzhis: "But hey, give her credit, you didn't figure out her house before I did. Oh, it was right next to her Dad's place, by the by."
  • Erroe: "CRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP!?"
  • Zherzhis: "WOW, Was that scream sexy!"
  • Erroe yelped at that!
  • Zherzhis: "Well, now that I done the arbatory mocking you clishe, toodles! (Giggles as he and the Pharcum Thugs ran off with Duffie and the Materio)!"
  • Tyberious Jr.: "AW MAN, CHEATED BY A GRUTT?! A CLASSIC PAIN?!"
  • Viva: "Oh that fat piece of shit isn't getting away that easy!? No one smacks my Duffie but me and expects to NOT lose their entire genitals from it?!"
  • Jade Tusk: "I'm sorry, did you just say "Your" Duffie?"
  • Viva: "Duh, uh duh, that is to say, IT WAS RUDE OF THAT FAT MOLLISK TO SHOW UP WHEN HE WASN'T WANTED?!"
  • Aera: "..... Okay, Viva, this is where I have to put my foot down?! Viva, can you tell me what Duffie's problem was?"
  • Viva: "OH MY GOD, ARE YOU REALLY BEING STUPID AT A BAD TIME NOW?!"
  • Aera: "This is a serious question, Viva. Now answer it."
  • Viva: AND THIS IS A SERIOUS NO, I DON'T LISTEN TO UNHELPFUL NEGLIGENT BRIBING PACIFISTIC BITCHES LIKE YOU!!! When we find Duffie, I have SERIOUS WORDS FOR HER!!!
  • Aera: VIVA, I AM SERIOUS!!!! I'M DONE WITH THIS ATTITUDE OF YOURS!!!
  • Viva: OH, I'M SO SCARED. Next time when you're sick, I'll take away the cure like you did with that giant snake.
  • Aera: VIVA, I DON'T MEAN YELLING AT DUFFIE HOW YOU FEEL!!! YOU HAVE TO TELL HER WHAT SHE WANTS TO HEAR!!!
  • Viva: I'M NOT GOING TO SAY I LOVE HER AND I AM NOT GOING TO LET HER PLAY WITH MY FEET!!! IT'S DISGUSTING!!!
  • Aera: You KNOW what I mean.
  • Viva: YEAH, SHE'S GOING TO HEAR SOMETHING ALRIGHT. SHE'S GOING TO HEAR HOW SHE CAN'T JUST LET HER EMOTIONS GUIDE HER ON A VENDETTA, THAT SHE CAN'T JUST USE AND MANIPULATE HER FRIENDS AND JUST ABANDON THEM FOR WHAT THEY DO UNINTENTIONALLY, AND SHE CAN'T JUST ACT SO- (Stops herself in realisation).........
  • Aera: Familiar?
  • Viva:...... S**********t.
  • Erroe: In other words, you DO love her.
  • Viva: "..... Is...... Is that, what I have been like, this entire time?"
  • Everyone else: "YES?!"
  • Viva: "...... Aera, I owe you one HELL of an apology about getting angry at you about the snake thing..... (Quietly) Though it was still a c**t move."
  • Aera: "Thank you, Viva, but it's not me you need to apologise to."
  • Viva: "..... Fair point. Though in all seriousness, how do we get out of here?!"
  • ???: "AHEM?!"
  • The Jurks arrived.....
  • Kreno: "...... Say, please......"
  • Aera: "Hi Cousin Kreno! Oh, and please."
  • Kreno: "Okay then. Jurks, let's deactivate the controls."

Statue

  • Zherzhis: Alright, little lady! End of the line.
  • Duffie: LEMME GO, YOU BISEXUAL PERVERT!!!!
  • Zherzhis: "Ohh, flattery and spicy!"
  • Duffie: "DUDE, THAT WAS MEANT TO BE AN INSULT?!"
  • Zherzhis: "I'm a very passive aggressive Grutt, sweetie. It takes alot to get under my skin."
  • The sound of Pharcums being beaten up was heard as the heroes had beaten up Zherzhis' goons.
  • Zherzhis: "Oh hey, you're here to send us farewell. Sorry if the help couldn't offer a better challnage."
  • Xandy: "We're no strangers to fighting Pharcums, Grutt!"
  • Tigress: "Or criminals in general."
  • Zherzhis: "I see, so, how's about something with more SPICE into it? I would like to introduse my new pet... Say hello, (Brings out a remote controller) TO MY FEATH-DACTYL?! (Presses a button that summoned a giant bueatiful feathery pteradactyl as it screeched!)..... I call her Delilah."
  • Aera: "She's beautiful."
  • Icky: "Yeah, but Tubby has the thing under his control?! It's going to freaking attack us?!"
  • Viva: "Okay, fatso, before you sic Twitty after us, I just want to say something quick to Duffie!"
  • Zherzhis: "Oh sure, it would be unsportsmenly to not allow a final word in this. Do go on."
  • Duffie: "YA MAY AS WELL NOT BOTHER, GRUTT?! I ALREADY KNOW WHAT SHE'S GONNA SAY?! SHE'S GONNA CALL ME A CHILDISH IDIOT FOR WASTING EVERYONE'S TIME AND WHY THEY HAVE TO FIGHT A BRAINWASHED BEAUTIFUL PREHISTORIC BIRD OF PREY AND THAT SHE HATES ME AND THAT SHE'S NOT GAY AND THAT WE WERE NEVER FRIENDS?! THERE IS NOTHING NEW TO SAY HERE?!"

Returning to Neon Saucer/Felosha's Dark Truth[]

Ocean

  • Cidne: And even though I create magic technology for this entire empire, I STILL won't take off this f*****g phallic granana suit. The best cover. And that's what I'm gonna do on Jegess once I get off this planet.
  • Barron: Hours! That's how long you've been flappin yo overgrown mouth on this hydroplane whilst we've been lookin' for the Temple of Paradise.
  • Viva: Yeah feels like we've been sailing in circles.
  • Cidne: That's cuz we are. (That was seen)
  • Barron: WHY DA F***'VE WE BEEN SAILIN' AROUND IN CIRCLES?!?
  • Icky: Christ, lizzy boy, maybe Ree's been tracking it.
  • Ree: Dude, I'm still new to the new body. Besides, the Lodgers have members with better smell than mine. You guys could've asked them hours ago instead of wasting time.
  • Barron: And you neglected to say that for hours?!
  • Ree:... You know in hindsight maybe that could've been appropriate.
  • Barron: THAT'S IT!!!! (Cocks his gun arm) YOU'RE SLEEPING WITH THE FISHES!!!!
  • D'inkus: Count me in. (Cocks his gun arm as well)
  • Lord Shen: Ugh, can we please calm ourselves?!? Let's just have some feng shui. That always helped me in recent anger fits. Just close your eyes, let the soothing sounds of the water soak in, take a deep breath and- (Cidne coughed out smoke)...... And see why you're fighting. Now open them. What did you see?
  • Erroe:... A world where all your dreams came true.
  • Barron: A world where greedy fuckers like those F.O.Z.Z.E.L.S. asses got karmically murdered.
  • Viva: A world... With open tranquility and the best bars.
  • Lord Shen: What about you, Felosha?
  • Felosha: (Crazed screaming was heard in his head)... We're all going to die.
  • Duffie: HE'S RIGHT!!! (All except the Lodgers and Aera panicked)
  • Lord Shen:... (Sighs)
  • Aera: The Muko Orb.
  • SpongeBob: WAITWAITWAIT!!!... What did you just say, Aera?
  • Aera: To find the Temple of Paradise, we have to find the Muko Orb. It's a keystone.
  • Iago: HOW IN GRAVY DO YOU KNOW THAT?!
  • Aera: I've been getting visions lately. Visions guiding me. It's like... My time on this adventure is opening my connection to the Transstream. It's telling me where it is.
  • Boss Wolf: Oh FINALLY!!! Now we're getting somewhere. So, where is it?...

Later...

  • (Duffie): (They were back on the Neon Saucer trolley and she was singing) WE'RE GOING BACK TO THE NEON SAUCER, GOING BACK GOING BACK TO THE NEON SAUCER!!! (Gunfire was heard) DYAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!
  • (Barron): "CAN YOU PLEASE SHUT UP?!"

Neon Saucer

  • Erroe: "Thank you SO MUCH for fixing our dune buggy!"
  • Manager: "But alchourse. You saved my park from being usurped by a extortionist slime monster. The least I can do, really."
  • Erroe: "Also, while we're on the subject, I, noticed that one of your prizes is actselly the Muko Orb, (That was seen), An extremely impourent piece of Ietra culture that'll enable us to being able to reach Muko Paradise Island. Is it possable to-"
  • Manager: "Oh, you mean the prize for winning in the battle arena against our champion, Tracktorsaurus."
  • Loud Voice: "I AM TOO METAL FOR THIS WORLD?!"
  • Erroe: "Yeah I'm DIFFENTLY gonna let Viva handle that."
  • Viva's voice: "HELL YEAH?!"
  • Manager: "So it's settled then. In the meantime, why not allow yourself to enjoy the scenery of this park?"
  • Erroe: "Well, we pretty much lost Hardy and goons and caused Zherzhis to fly away on a giant feathery dactyl only for Cornsby's forces to capture midflight, which was charphartic, I think we can afford to chill."

Hotel.

  • Erroe: "Though it's annoying the only hotel here is the freaky haunted mansion one! I do NOT like the jumpscares here?!"
  • Aera: "(Comes in) Erroe?"
  • Erroe: "Aera? You're still awake?"
  • Aera: "Yeah.... I feel like that since we're waiting for the Dune Buggy beng repaired, I figured..... Why not, spend some more time with eachother?"
  • Erroe: "Aera, after the craziness we went through, I think I would rather-"
  • Aera: "Erroe...... I know you're still hurt about, what happened with Angae, and..... I want to make it up with you. I would like to go on..... A date."
  • Erroe was surprised......
  • Erroe: "..... A date..... Like, a "DATE" date?"
  • Aera: "Well I don't mean the kind on calenders, silly."
  • Erroe: "..... But..... What about Angae?"
  • Aera: "He and I, desided to just be friends from now on. He felt that he did too many bad things to you, that, it felt it would be fair to just..... Give you a chance of happiness....."
  • Erroe: "..... (Sounding like a dunce) Duh, I, duh, I mean, not that I'm complaining, but- (Aera grabbed Erroe and dragged him off) Ow, ow, ow, surprisingly firm grip, OW!"

A photo montage of the group having fun later.

  • Aera and Erroe were seen on a ferris wheel.
  • Erroe: "....... Aera, if I'm being honest here......... I'm actselly, kinda scared..... About going to the Muko Promise Island...... About confronting Jovana and Hardy once more. And that, who knows what's gonna go down once it occures."
  • Aera: "..... Erroe..... I want to promise you that, if you ever feel like you're losing yourself, I'll be there to bring you."
  • Erroe: "...... And I promise, I'll never, leave your side."

Later.

  • Erroe and Aera are seen closer togather.
  • Erroe: "Ya know, that was an intense talk back there. So glad we had it."
  • Aera: "Look, there's Felosha! (Gasps when she realises that some Zhaerunias are with him), He's with some of Mr. Goldtooth's men."
  • Erroe: "Aw, crap, and Felosha has the Muko Orb too! We need to keep up."

Secluded Underconstruction part of the park.

  • Felosha and the Zhaerunias arrived to Goldtooth, Gassy Pete and Hardy.
  • Hardy: "...... You, brought what I asked, Felosha?"
  • Felosha: "Well, Viva won it as a prize after she had a tender moment with Tracktorsaurus and got drunk off of her ass, but otherwise, yeah. (Rogg brings out the orb) The Muko Orb is secured, Mr. Hardy."
  • Hardy: "..... (Chuckles monotonely), You served me well, Felosha...... You're perhaps the best double agent I can ever have."
  • Felosha: "Hey hold back the flattery, xulture face. I'm only doing this because of what you promised me after what Ful did to my village. I want my family to be resserected as promise. You fozzel-heads OWE ME that!"
  • Hardy: "But alchourse, Felosha..... Just, surrender the orb first, (Some Zhaerunias bring in healing tanks with comatosed feloots in them), And you can have your family back, Felosha."
  • Felosha: "...... I wanna take a closer look, to see if you're not pulling my leg!"
  • Hardy: "Oh what's the matter, kitty? Don't you trust the man that wants to amend Ful's mistakes?"
  • Felosha: "WELL CONSIDERING YOUR ZHAERK FRIEND SHOT ME DOWN INTO THE WATER WITH THE OTHERS, I'M KINDA IN THAT CAUTIOUS STATE OF MIND?!"
  • Hardy: "Nothing personal. Just keeping the illution. But if you insist on being sure, be my guest. (Felosha got closer to the healing tanks while still firmfully hanging onto the Muko Orb)."
  • Felosha got sadder as he approuched a female Feloot.....
  • Felosha: "...... Katrisha? (Places hand on the tank)....... I don't know if you can hear me in that medical lidquid, but..... It's me..... Felosha.... I.... I came back for you....."
  • Hardy: "Keep in mind that they're in statis. Hearing may not be that good, even if the lidquid wasn't an issue."
  • Felosha looked at the vitals and saw that they were stable, and that his children were fine too.....
  • Goldtooth: "..... Are you done fooling around in there, feloot? We have places to go. And I have a paycheck to make."
  • Felosha: "HEY COOL YOUR JUNJA SHARK BUTT, I'M CHECKING THEIR VITALS?!"
  • Erroe and Aera were hidden and saw what was going on.
  • Hardy: "Felosha, I promise you, this is turthfully your resserected family from Ful's..... Unslightly mis-step. Why the need of being cautious?"
  • Felosha: "........ Ya wanna know why, Hardy? Because I heard, what happened to Tuctus.... Or was it Toctus, that name's difficult to remember. Point is.... That kinda gave me second thoughts about this whole shabang..... Be honest, Hardy..... Why?...... Why did you had Goldtooth oil-nuke Tuctus to a blacken oblivian? She was one of your friends, if not also your girlfriend! Just, why?"
  • Hardy: "The oil was meant to destroy those misfits should they fail to assassinate Cornsby. It just ended up being set off in the wrong place at the wrong time."
  • Felosha: "...... Then tell me...... WHY AREN'T YOU BEING MISERABLE ABOUT ALL THIS?! Tuctus was your entire world?! You two were so into eachother?! Her death should've destroyed you?! You should've desided to stop all this and no one else would had to get hurt! But that's not what happened?! Instead, you had Olderon use D'inkus to hurt people, Gas Hog here tried to rig a game, and Electrix is done for?! Now, you have no one but stinky mcfatass! And the mercs are only here until they collect their due. After that, they'll go work for the next highroller! You'll be alone after all this...... And all this trouble...... For Fozzel Fuels? I can get you don't want to be impoverish cause of a better alternative, but- (Hardy grabbed Felosha in a scary fastion that even intimidated Goldtooth) AIE?!"
  • Hardy: "...... Being, poor, is the least of my concerns..... MY REASONINGS IS BEYOND THE MONEY?! It is about, securing a trusted, long-lasting legacy, from a questionable still exspearimental new-age fuel shorce in Muko!"
  • Felosha: "Come on, Hardy, you and I both know the myth of it being planet's blood is debunked trash now-"
  • Hardy: "(Suddenly gets scary eyes) I'M WELL AWARE OF THAT, FELOOT?! (Felosha screamed like a bitch!)..... I know Muko is but another product of a misguided aim to cortail climate change, but here's the reason why F.O.Z.Z.E.L.S. adopted that myth to make the populus think otherwise...... Because Muko, would destroy a long standing industry, to even in worlds that still depend on fozzel fuels. This is beyond money. It's all about legacy."
  • Felosha: "Hardy, please, sometimes some things don't last forever. The worlds that do still relie on coals, gasses, oil, and others, would have to turn their backs on them anyway when climate change becomes a problem too on their worlds. Even if Muko never comes to them, they'll still turn their back on it."
  • Hardy: ".... That's why I want to get to the Muko Promised Island..... To prevent Muko from ever making it that far."
  • Felosha: "By destroying it?! Won't that risk the planet even in some limited compasity?"
  • Hardy: "I didn't say, COMPLETELY, destroy it. Just, undo it in it's purest form..... I, want to fuze Muko with traditional fuels, so I can prevent Muko as it is from outmodding fozzel fuels, by combinding them with it! Muko as it is, will be no more. There will only be, Muzzels. Muzzels will simply upgrade all other fozzel fuel companies of our universes, so there will NEVER be a need for outmodding them! That way, liberals can still see the cortailing of climate change, without sacrivicing respected industries!"
  • Felosha: "..... Well, props for not being THAT crazy about wanting to outright destroy muko as more like just trying to combine it with normal fuels, but..... What if it doesn't work, or just make fozzel fuels worse? What if Muko as it's purest form is not meant to be combined with any other? What if, you were just wasting your time?"
  • Hardy: "(Gets scarier eyes) I'M NOT?! Now, are you gonna give me the orb or not?!"
  • Felosha: "Ack, okay, just let me breath first and we'll make the transaction. (Hardy let's go)...... (Rogg raises the orb)...... Just, go ahead and take the orb, but, please consider what I said early- (Hardy takes away the Orb)!"
  • Hardy: "YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS?! (Laughs Montonefully!)........"
  • Felosha: "...... I, really hope, I didn't pull a major Erroe here."
  • Hardy places the orb in his robes.....
  • Hardy: "Thanks for the aide, Felosha..... Enjoy your silly family....... While you still can. Goldtooth?"
  • Goldtooth pulled out his gun and aimed at Felosha as the Zhaerunias did the same!
  • Felosha: "HEY WAIT A MINUTE, WHAT'RE YOU DOING?!"
  • Hardy: "Nothing personal, kitty. I desided that it's best to, terminate this business deal. (Gassy Pete looked on horrorfived). You clearly gotten too attached to those people. I couldn't afford you desiding to switch sides in a silly bid for redemption.... So, basicly, I'm making sure the Feloot, STAYS in the bag..... On my mark, Goldtooth."
  • Felosha: "Hardy, no, please?! I did everything you asked me to do perfectly, why are you doing this?!"
  • Hardy: "Ready....."
  • Felosha: "Hardy, what is wrong with you?! Why are you turning on people like this?!"
  • Hardy: "Aim...."
  • Felosha covered his eyes fearfully as tears were noticed!
  • Felosha: "HARDY, PLEASE?!"
  • Rogg realises the severity of the situation!
  • Hardy: "FIRE?!"
  • Rogg grabbed Felosha and sheilded him from the lazer fire as he got damaged in the process as the mercs were relentless!
  • Hardy: "..... HOLD YOUR FIRE?! (The mercs stop)...... I think that's enough. (Leaves as the mercs leave)."
  • Gassy Pete stared horrorfived......
  • Hardy's voice: "Are you coming, you fat vig?"
  • Gassy Pete solumly leaves the shot-up Rogg, as he left and didn't look back.
  • It was shown that Felosha was still alive and well as Rogg kept him safe......
  • Felosha: "...... Rogg, you, you didn't had to do that."
  • Rogg: "Well, I may as well get an excuse to get repairs started, eh? (Glitches into depress mode) Besides, It what I always wanted to doooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo- (Shuts down)......"
  • Felosha: "...... (Sadden) Rogg?...... Buddy....... Rogg? (Grabs Rogg) ROGG?! (Cries on his broken friend)..... Buddy?! (Cries)...."
  • Erroe and Aera approuched Felosha........
  • Felosha saw Erroe and Aera.....
  • Felosha: "(Gets scared)...... How, long were you two here?"
  • Erroe: Too long, you backstabbing backstabber!
  • Felosha: "I was afraid of that..... Look, let me explain."

Later...

  • Felosha: "(As Rogg was being repaired by Zosimo) And, that's the whole shabang of it."
  • Xandy: "Why'd ya do it, Felosha?"
  • Felosha: "As said before, Hardy promised the resserection of my family. Ya know, those feloots in the healing tanks now crowding up the bedrooms. It was nothing aganst you guys nor Cornsby nor the Skytis, but, Hardy has ways of making things work. He was able to bring my family back after how badly Ful's goons messed them up. I did what I needed to do. At the time, my family was more impourent then the legacy of a fancy super-engery."
  • Cidne: "In case you forgotten, spy, THAT HARDY MAY BE POCESSED BY AN EVIL ENDLING OF A PSYCOTIC SUPER RACE?!"
  • Jade Tusk: "Not to mention that he just tried to kill you even after living up to his end of the bargain. That fool is not himself anymore."
  • Felosha: "I NOTICED WHEN HE REDUSED ROGG TO SCRAP METAL?! Along with the fact he kept getting freakishly scary eyes the angerior he gets. It was like..... He wasn't being himself anymore."
  • Ree: "Well CLEARLY, That's Jovana controling him?! Why did you still go through with the transaction even WITH the knowledge of what he actselly is?!"
  • Felosha: "OH, SO YOU EXPECTED ME TO SACRIVICE MY FAMILY JUST SO A PIPEDREAM OVER WHAT IS BASICLY SPIRIT ENGERY GETS MASSIVELY DISTRIBUTED ACROSS THE UNIVERSES?! I SAID IT WASN'T PERSONAL TO WHAT CORNSBY IS TRYING TO DO?! DON'T MAKE IT SO?!"
  • Erroe: "Well if it meant that Jovana isn't any closer to the Muko Paradise Islands-"
  • Aera: "Erroe!"
  • Felosha: "...... Oh, I get what your saying, Erroe...... Your thinking me as the selfish one here, for puting the lives of LIVING THINGS, he loved the most, over enabling an old dinosaur to make an anichent pipedream happen?!"
  • Erroe: "Felosha, I didn't meant for it to sound like THAT, it's just, Muko is not the only thing at stake here, it's the entire planet?! And you basicly fucked over every OTHER LIVING thing, for a bunch of comatosed feloots?!"
  • Felosha: "OH, YOU'RE ONE TO START JUDGING ME FOR BEING STUPID?! DIDN'T YOU, VIVA AND BARRON STARTED OUT WORKING FOR THE SAME ASSHOLE THAT TOOK MY FAMILY TO BEGIN WITH?!"
  • Ree: "Felosha, calm down-"
  • Felosha: "AND THEN THERE'S YOU?! WELL MEANING AS HE WAS, CORNSBY TRYING TO BRING BACK MUKO MINING STARTED THIS WHOLE MESS, BECAUSE HE HAD TO GO AND PROVOKING THE FOZZEL FUELERS INTO STARTING THEIR RAMPAGE?!"
  • Duffie: "Hey, you're just being uncool now!"
  • Felosha: "SAID SOMEONE WHO CONSIDERED FUL HER NEW DAD AWAY FROM AN IDIOT?!"
  • D'inkus: "I-"
  • Felosha: "AND YOU?! YOU WORKED FOR THEM TOO, DIDN'T YA?! WHAT MAKES YOU SO SPECIAL THAT EVERYONE TREATS YOU WELL JUST FINE, COAL BOY?!"
  • Voncent: "..... I think he's upset."
  • Felosha: "AND YOU, YOU VAMPIRIC SPIDER COVERED MESS, YOU-...... Actselly, I don't know exactly what you do did, BUT I'M SURE IT SUCKS?!"
  • Cidne: "Well someone's getting too passionate."
  • Felosha: "OH HAHAHAHAHAHA, THAT'S RICH COMING FROM THE ATTEMPTED SCAMMER THAT WAS BETRAYING CORNSBY'S TRUST TO DITCH THE SYSTEM TO GO ON HOLIDAY!? HONESTLY, THE ONLY NICE ONE AROUND HERE IS AERA?! ALOT OF YOU PEOPLE ARE NO BETTER THEN ME?! AT LEAST I ONLY WANTED TO HELP MY FAMILY?! ALOT OF YOU ASSHOLES DID WHAT YOU DID BECAUSE YOU EITHER WANTED REVENGE OR WERE WITH THE GROUP THAT STARTED OUR PROBLEMS ANYWAY?! (Breaks into crying), WHAT RIGHT, DO YOU ASSHOLES HAVE TO JUDGE ME?! ALSO, I ALREADY SUFFERED ENOUGH WHEN ROGG GOT HURT TO PROTECT ME?! ISN'T THAT ENOUGH FOR YOU?!"
  • Barron: "...... Listen here, pussy! At least when I was listening to Ful, I thought I was doing good and didn't know?! You perfectly acknowledged what a shithole Hardy was, and you still helped him?!"
  • Felosha: "OH PLEASE, YOU BROKEN HASBEEN OF A XARO, IF HE OFFERED A CHANCE TO BRING YOUR FAMILY BACK AS WELL, YOU'D TOTALLY START TURNING US ALL TO SWISS TO HAVE THEM BACK?! (Shrugs) You guys are awful! After this is over, I hope I never see you guys again. So here's my final fortune for you. You'll all die, BY BEING IDIOTS!!!! (He stormed off and was heard sobbing)"
  • Viva:... Go-
  • Erroe: SAY IT AND I WILL F*****G KILL YOU!!!!
  • Aera: Erroe, calm down!
  • Erroe: "BUT HE BETRAYED US?!"
  • Jade Tusk: "He had his reasons."
  • Icky: "The guy was only trying to help his family."
  • Erroe: "OH, SO FUCKING OVER PLANET'S IS OKAY NOW?! WELL, FELOSHA CAN GO FU-"
  • ???: "MR. ERROE?!"
  • Cornsby was seen....
  • Cornsby: "..... My, office...... Now. All of you."
  • D'inkus: "..... Kid....... Ya fucked up."
  • Erroe: "Craaaaaaaaaaaaaaaap?!"

Muko Paradise Island/Erroe's Mental Voice Revealed[]

(Temple of Paradise)

  • Felosha:... Okay. You guys are here. Does this make up for everything?
  • Erroe: "I don't know, DOES IT?!"
  • Felosha: "Erroe, please, at least be glad I'm helping at all vs. being as unproductive as an offline Omnican."
  • Erroe: "Well EXCUSE ME if we ended up coming here AFTER YOU STABBED OUR BACKS AND ALLOWED HARDY TO COME HERE FIRST?!"
  • Felosha: "IT WAS TO HELP MY FAMILY?! HARDY OFFERED TO BRING THEM BACK?! HOW WAS I SUPPOSE TO SAY NO TO IT?!"
  • Icky: "Like these guys."
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Ultimate "NOOOOOOOOO" Compilation by AFX

  • Felosha: "...... What, just happened? Who were those people?!"
  • Erroe: Look, what matters is that you're done. You did your stupid job, now go!
  • Felosha: Okay, I've taken a lot of your garbage, E, but you will NOT call ANY of my family's rescue a stupid job.
  • Erroe: I'LL CALL IT STUPID WHENEVER I WANT, TRAITOR!!!
  • Felosha: WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?!? I HAD TO DO THIS!!!
  • Erroe: WELL IF YOU REALLY HAD TO DO IT, YOU COULD'VE ASKED!!! WERE WE REALLY FRIENDS?! Well apparently not because you didn't trust us enough to tell us. Just go back to Neon Saucer.
  • Felosha: I'm not going anywhere.
  • Viva: Why not? As unreasonable as Erroe is being, he's right about one thing. Why are you still with us?
  • Felosha: Well I-
  • Cidne: I bet the p***y is having those oil-drinking scumbags ambush us.
  • Felosha: No, I-
  • Barron: Maybe you're recording us so your friends in F.O.S.S.I.L can hear us.
  • Felosha: DON'T YOU EVER CALL THOSE CORPORATE BASTARDS MY FRIENDS!!!!
  • Iago: THEN ANSWER THE QUESTION, YOU PUSS!!!! WHY'RE YOU HERE?!?
  • Felosha: BECAUSE I F*****G HATE MY LIFE!!!!!! (Everyone stopped)... DO YOU IDIOTS THINK I LIKE BEING A PAWN TO THOSE GREEDY OILLICKS?! HARDY IS A BIG FAT OILY BAG OF S***,
  • Barron: "He ran a coal company-"
  • Felosha: COALS, OIL, GAS, UNCLEAN ELECTRISITY, IT'S THE SAME THING ANYWAYS?! AND FURTHER MORE, I HATE HIS GUTS!!!! I'VE SEEN EVERYTHING THEY'VE DESTROYED!!! THIS PLAN OF THEIRS TO MERGE RENEWABLE AND UNRENEWABLE ENERGY IS INSANE, LARGELY UNTESTED, AND FRANKLY, DISRESPECTFUL TO THE IETRA'S LEGACIES?! AND IT MAKES ME SICK TO MY STOMACH!!!! But you wanna know, what isn't helping the stomich pain, that was working with Hardy?
  • Icky: "Eating an entire Neon Saucer Giant AUUian Pizza in a single go?"
  • Felosha: I don't mean, physical stomich pain..... I MEAN, EMOTIONAL?! IT'S JUST AS APPALLING, THAT AFTER ALL THE TROUBLE YOU WENT THROUGH, YOU STILL HAVEN'T GROWN UP!!!!
  • Barron: "We're all clearly adults, man."
  • Felosha: I MEANT IN WHERE IT COUNTS, YOU F*****G IDIOT!! YOU PEOPLE, ARE NOT MATURE IN SPIRIT?! IN FACT, THE ONLY REASON YOU GUYS ARE STILL ALIVE, IS BECAUSE YOU HAVE THE LODGERS, AND THE HA TO AN EXTENT, ON YOUR SIDE, OR DUMB LUCK!!! YOU GUYS AREN'T MAKING IT EASY TO ACCEPT MY LIFE. YOU ALL HATE YOURSELVES AND EACH OTHER, AND THE IDEA THAT IT HAS ANYTHING TO DO WITH SUCH CHILDISH BEHAVIOR, IS LAUGHABLE!!!! EVERY TIME I WATCH YOU GUYS ARGUE LIKE IMMATURE CHILDREN, I'M LIKE "WHAT THE F***?!"!!!! WHY AND HOW ARE THESE GUYS FRIENDS WITH EACH OTHER?! WHY'RE THEY STILL TOGETHER OR ALIVE?!"
  • Erroe: "Yeesh, dude! Aren't we entitled to respond to betrayal accordingly and with approbeate reactions?"
  • Felosha: THIS STEMS BEYOND THE STUPID BETRAYAL!! IT'S ABOUT, HOW YOU NIMRODS, ALLOW ONE MEASLY BAD THING, TEAR YOURSELVES APART!! ERROE, BECAUSE YOU DIDN'T HAD THE NERVE TO SAY NO TO A FORMER F***-MATE, YOU GOT DRAGGED INTO A TERRORIST ORGANISATION!! VIVA, BECAUSE YOU WERE SUCH A MAMA'S GIRL, YOU ALLOWED YOUR ANGER TO RULE YOU AND HURT ANY THAT SETS YOU OFF!! BARRON, YOU'RE AN ANGRY LOOSE CANNON THAT GOT INVOLVED WITH THE WRONG PEOPLE, EVEN AFTER ONE OF THEM WAS KINDA BEHIND YOUR HOMETOWN'S DESTRUCTION!! REE, YOU'RE A HOPELESS LOSER THAT WANTS TO MAKE HIS WORKPLACE BETTER BUT CAN'T COPE WITH THEIR ECCENTRIC BEHAVIOR AND FAILS TO CURB TENDINGCIES THAT MAKE IT EASY FOR GUYS LIKE HARDY AND FUL TO TRICK PEOPLE?! AERA?!..... Though you're one of the nice ones, I kinda have to call you out, for your quickess to turn on Erroe, JUST BECAUSE HE BADMOUTHED, AN EX-BOYFRIEND, EVEN IF YOU UNDERSTOOD, THAT HE WAS A BIT OF A PRICK TO HIM!! AND DON'T THINK NOBODY FORGOT ABOUT YOUR LITTLE OUTBURST AT YER HOMESTAND, DUFFIE!! D'INKUS DIRECTLY WORKED WITH SAID F.O.Z.Z.E.L.S. OUT OF PURE DELUDTIONS!! VONCENT-....... Okay, I still have no idea what HE did wrong, but I'M SURE IT SUCKS?! AND LEST WE FORGET ABOUT CIDNE'S ATTEMPTED SCAM?! How, how are any of you, any better, then a sadden family man who came to hate himself, because he only wanted his happiness back? You think you can just, crap on me, because I played the devil's advocate, EVEN WHEN SOME OF YOU, WORKED FOR THAT DEVIL AT SOME POINT?!
  • Erroe: ".... Felosha, buddy-"
  • Felosha: DON'T "BUDDY" ME, YOU MANCHILD OF A PERPETUAL WHINING ASSHOLE?! I'm...... I'm sick of this abuse..... I AM SICK OF IT!!!! SO YOU GUYS BETTER OWN UP TO YOUR FAULTS, GET INTO THE TEMPLE AND FORGET THIS INCIDENT EVEN HAPPENED, OR LAY DOWN AND DIE!!!!
  • Sparx:...... Jesus!
  • Hudson: "..... Arbarius Kraan, dude."
  • Cidne: "..... (Breaths out smoke sighing)....... Feloot's got a point, everyone. Given that we're kinda crappy people too, what right do we SERIOUSLY have to judge him?"
  • Duffie: "Because his f***-up endangered the world?"
  • Cidne: "HOW'S ABOUT WE IGNOR THAT BEFORE WE MAKE NUMBSKULLS OF OURSELVES?! He has a good damn point. Sure, he may made a major fuck-up, but didn't we all? Erroe, you're a spineless pussy, Viva, you're a cunt, Barron, you trusted the wrong guys, Ree, you lack the balls to make Cornsby reel in his eccentric friends, and moronic cousin, Aera, you should've seen Erroe's point of view about Angae from the start, Duffie, that shit we went through was abit much, D'inkus........ You know what you did..... Voncent...... Well for now, let's just say he's freaky as fuck..... And you all already know about MY stupid stunt. Let's be honest, people..... We're all numbskulls in our own ways. We're all a group of fuck-ups. If anything, Felosha should be treated like family cause of his fuck-up, not reated like a pariah."
  • Silence.....
  • Barron: "...... We can still say it was fucking stupid of him to trust Hardy, right?"
  • Cidne: "But that's the thing...... Hardy's the one who talked him into this shit to begin with. And even then, likely so, he's nothing but a puppet to Jovana. Don't ya see what that bitch is tryin' to do? She's tryin' to devide us! She's using our incompident or bad-tempered ways to try and get us to turn on eachother. The ol' devide and congure shtick. And it practicly worked since all you numbskulls do is focus TOO hard, on the betrayal!"
  • Silence......
  • Erroe: "....... Felosha, I...... We........ We're sorry."
  • Felosha: "..... Well sorry isn't gonna fix that you people think that saving a planet in a universe filled with a thoundson others, and that of a millendia old pipedream for Muko, is more impourent then an irreplaceable family...... And I thought some of you would know the pain of that all to well, considering what you lost to Ful's actions alone. But I guess not..... You care more about not looking like incompident heroes more then the feelings of others..... Well fine...... I'm out of here..... I'll see if I can get re-hired as a fortune teller again. (Leaves with Rogg)....."
  • Aera: "...... Mr. Felosha, wait!"
  • Felosha stopped Rogg......
  • Aera: "..... We don't think, neither one or the other is more impourent then eachother."
  • Felosha: "..... Well that shitstorm sure felt like saving the world and looking like heroes to faceless masses and earning fleeting fame is more impourent then a bitter feline's feelings, nor that of his family."
  • Aera: "Felosha, please, hear me out."
  • Felosha: "..... Okay, what dollar store bond-building speech you got to say?"

(Jovana commences.)

  • The group arrived to the Black Materio Room, and found all of the Zhaerunias laying down defeated, and an injured Goldtooth....
  • They also saw Gassy Pete hidding behind a piller like a phathic cowerd.
  • Zosimo: "(Came up to Goldtooth)...... What, happened, Tooth?"
  • Goldtooth: "....... Usually, I am prepared to deal with employers that desided to be fickle with me..... But I wasn't prepared for THIS level of fickleness...... Even with my good analinical skills of people's character, I, had never realised entirely that Hardy, wasn't himself. He, he didn't fought like how a Xorabeak SHOULD fight. Surprisingly tough for his age, too."
  • Zosimo: "It's actselly because he's pocessed by an endling member of a major parasitic race."
  • Goldtooth: "...... That, explains, so much, about his extreme tendingices."
  • Zosimo: "Ya mean you never questioned on how he was quick to use an oilbomb on his girlfriend's controled micronation or how he barely cares about his comrades, let alone anything terrorable?"
  • Goldtooth: "I'm a mercenary. You learn to stomich the most deplorable of people cause their money makes everything worth it. Believe me, I was asked to do worse."
  • Zosimo: ".... I'll deal with you, in good time. (Zosimo returns to the others) Let's call Cornsby to send a squad to pick these folks up."
  • The group nodded in agreement as they resumed on, as they climbed the stairs to a platform where they saw the lone standing Hardy, standing there, not even facing the group.......
  • Erroe: "...... Okay Hardy, fun's over?! We know what's really going on?! We know Jovana's using you?!"
  • Hardy: "....... (Different voice) Took you long enough to figure this out. Now I can stop using this feeble, phathic form."

Hardy kneeled down, and began to ooze and get covered by a dark purple ooze that freaked everyone out.

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DBZ - Perfect Cell Theme

Jovana Theme 1

  • A metamorphosized Jovana stood, as the real Hardy was seen stuck to her chest/adominal area, held in place by ooze.
  • Donkey: "....... Oh that is NASTY?!"
  • Cidne: "Tch, calling it nasty's a compliment. This is a crime against even the grossest part of nature."
  • Jovana: "I waited, oh so long, for this moment. And may no others interfear. (Smacks away everyone but Erroe and Aera)"
  • Icky's voice: "D'OW YOU BITCH?!"
  • Jovana: "..... I, already collected the black Materio..... So I may as well, spend some time having some fun. (Starts malmitulating Erroe)!"
  • Erroe: "(Grunts with strain and pain!)"
  • Jovana's voice: "End it......"
  • Erroe got pocessed......
  • Erroe pulled out the sword and face Aera!
  • Viva's voice: "ERROE NO?!"
  • Duffie's voice: "NONONONONONONONONONONONONO-"
  • Cidne's voice: "DON'T BE A F*****G NUMBSKULL?!"
  • Felosha's voice: "WHAT'RE YOU DOING?!"
  • Voncent's voice: "Nooooo."
  • Rogg's voice: "BAD HORBOID, DROP IT?!"
  • Barron's voice: "DON'T FUCK UP, WATER EQUINE?!"
  • Ree's voice: "CORNSBY WILL HEAR OF THIS IF AERA DIES?!"
  • D'inkus' voice: "DON'T MAKE ME SNIPE YOU, KID?!"
  • Erroe's head voice: "Erroe, dude, what the fuck, man?"
  • Erroe: "I'M, I'M SORRY?! (Swings sword, but suddenly, a flash occures!)"
  • Aera: "You're Erroe Parblox....  Never forget that."
  • It was shown that Erroe was able to stop his sword just as it was near Aera.......
  • Erroe backed away slowly from Aera, realising what occured.
  • Erroe: "........ Aera...... I'm...... I'm....... I'm sorry!
  • Aera: "It's all right, Erroe..... All is forgive- (Jovana extended out a tenticle from her hand that impaled Erroe) (GASPS!)"
  • Erroe: "(Slow-motion) CRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA (Echos)"
  • Erroe's sword was flung from his hand, as it clanged about, showing Erroe's and Aera's good times with each clang.
  • Erroe's sword finally landed stabbing into a Zhaerunia's ass, which he screamed like Pain, in pain!
  • Erroe was sinking into the hand and absorbed into Jovana, as her body shifted to move Hardy abit to have Erroe appear next to him.
  • Erroe: "..... (Wimpfully) That was painful. That, was the worse pain, I ever felt!"
  • Hardy: "Preach on, young man. She did the same to me."
  • Aera: "ERROE?! YOU GIVE HIM BACK, YOU BIG MEANIE?!"
  • Jovana: "(Chuckles bemused).... That, has to be the most immature thing, I ever heard a Ietra say. Originally, I wanted to just kill you, but then I remembered that the existence of reserection feathers and healing tanks make that moot and we would be stuck in a never-ending cycle of me killing you until FINALLY you defeat me EVENTUALLY?! So instead...... I desided to settle for the next best thing...... Making it that you DON'T WANT TO KILL ME?! (Changes forms into doning Erroe's appearence)...."
  • "Erroe": "...... Not if it means you'll hurt your previous whiny idiot. And you already proven too kind to ever want to see anyone hurt. Tch, you even nearly died saving one of Hardy's stupid friends from poor dear Raish. You lack the nesserary instinct to sacrivice ANY life for the greater good, even the lifes of those that would be rejected by others anyway! Now, you'll truely understand the worthless feline's blight, of choosing the life of an insignifigent halfwit, over the entire planet's safety. Now, if you'll excuse me.... I'm off to take the Black Materio, to the great Muko Well in the Mountains, where the reunion is taking place, where I will cause an injury severe enough that a great surge of Muko would be need to heal it! Then I, will fuse with it, (Starts using Jovana's voice) And become one with the planet..... Then, I'll utilise the powers to resserect my people, and finish where we left off."
  • Erroe turned into Jovana.....
  • Jovana: "....... Enjoy your misery, Ietra."
  • Real Erroe: "AERA, DON'T LISTEN TO- (Jovona leaped off still holding Erroe and Hardy hostage) CRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA (Echos as Jovana escapes)......"
  • Aera fell to her knees, and started to cry......
  • Ree: "..... (Gets to communicator)...... Cornsby....... We have an emergency...... Jovana....... Has kidnapped Erroe. He's stuck onto her like Hardy is."
  • (Cornsby): "...... I'll send in a recovery squad straight into your location to pick up your group and any captured occupents."
  • Ree: "Understood sir."
  • Viva pulled out Erroe's sword from the Zhaerunia's butt, as he screamed like a bitch from it, as Viva took Erroe's sword and got to a crying Aera, and comferted her, as did the others of the savior group.
  • A cowerdly Gassy Pete was seen trying to sneak away while everyone's distracted.
  • Suddenly, Shen's blade is pointed at Gassy Pete as he squealed like a pig!
  • Lord Shen: "...... Don't even think about it, you fat pig."
  • Gassy Pete: "..... Please, I, I didn't know anything about an evil alien monster controling Hardy?! I mean, I knew he was acting weird, but, I DIDN'T FIGURE THIS?! Please don't hurt me?! We were only trying to bring traditional fuels back on the market?! We just wanna maintain our livelyhoods?! We never meant any real harm?!"

(Erroe Gets Corrupted)

  • Erroe: (He woke up in a familiar town)...... (He laughed extremely hard) COME ON, JOVANA, YOU EXPECT TO FOOL ME WITH THESE MIND GAMES?! (Raish, a soldier, and Sepher appear) See? There's Raish, some random soldier I've never met, Sepher, and me-... Wait... Where am I?
  • (Jovana): You were never there.... You, were never in RANGER.
  • Erroe: HA! THAT'S LOW, EVEN FOR YOU!! I'M ONTO YOUR TRICK!! Just because people kept calling me an idiot doesn't mean I'm gulliable too!
  • Jovana: Oh? And what trick would that be?
  • Erroe: The whole "Tricking me into thinking I wasn't here" thing of yours. I  know I was in RANGER. Because I remember everything. The fire. The feelings of betrayal. Ful's stupid face. Everything.
  • Jovana: HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!! After everything, you STILL refuse to accept the reality?
  • Erroe: THE F*** ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?! YOU'RE THE DELUDIONAL ONE, YA FREAKY, ALIEN PARASITE, THING?!
  • Jovana: Your memories are the true illusion. From returning home, to all your feelings, even to feeling you know who you really are.
  • Erroe: OH COME ON, 'I'M NOT WHO I THINK I AM', OOOOOOOOOOH, What, like I'm not actually Erroe or something? IT'S DUMB, AND A CLISHE?! (Laughs)
  • Jovana: Correct.
  • Erroe: EH?!
  • Jovana: You're just a failed genetically-altered clone of Sepher created by Dr. Joho, after Sepher died in the battle with Ful.
  • Erroe: BULLS***!! THERE'S TOO MANY INCONSISTENTICES WITH YOUR CLAIMS?! MY OWN MOTHER FOR ONE, I SAW HER MUKO-GUEIST AND HAS USED MY NAME IN A CONTEXT?!
  • Jovana: "She was paid to say things like that and believe you to actselly be a spawn of her by Cornsby back when she was alive to keep the project hushed up. All she ever really had, was Sepher."
  • Erroe: "Well if I was a clone of my brother, who was a GREAT RANGER member, and I'm not, duh, the clone part I mean, then why didn't Cornsby and friends stopped me from palling with Ful to begin with?"
  • Jovana: "(Laughs bemused), TO BE FAIR, IT WASN'T LIKE YOU WERE THE BEST THING TO EVER HAPPENED TO THAT GROUP?! IF ANYTHING, THEY CONSIDER YOU JOINING FUL'S SAVIORS, A HAPPY ACCSIDENT, BECAUSE THEY KNOW YOU WERE GONNA BE A SCREW UP AND KNOW YOU'LL HAVE DOUBTS BETRAYING YOUR CREATORS, AS YOU DID?!"
  • Erroe: Damn, good arguement! Duuuuh, WHAT ABOUT MY CHILDHOOD WITH VIVA?! I REMEMBERED ALL THAT!?
  • Jovana: Correction. Sepher's childhood with her. He just really liked to change his hair to find girls. Nobody knew the difference. But when Viva discovered this, they cohersed her into silence, completing the illusion that she was your girlfriend. You were just a replacement of Sepher. Your life, is a lie.
  • Erroe: PROVE IT!!!!
  • Jovana:... Why do you think I sent you here? I'm not my complete self. I'm just the biggest piece. I almost killed those in RANGER tearing out all their cells that belonged to me. And you? You, have the final piece, and your friends have what I need to return from that accursed prison I was placed in.
  • Erroe: SERIOUSLY?! That's all you've got?! It's offictal! You are lying through your gooey tee- (Jovana suddenly tore out the Jovana cells and added it to her, getting memories inside of him to conflict and drive him mad)... I... WHO AM I?!
  • Voice: Errerreerr-Li- (He was immediately taken)
  • Jovana: You see? Those cells are the source of your conscious. Without it, you're just an out-of-control clone. Not to mention... Well... (Erroe immediately shifted into looking just like Sepher)... They control your genetics just like it did for us. A programmable bioweapon. You were used.
  • Erroe: Duh, duh, I, duh, THIS DOESN'T MAKE ANY SENSE?! WHAT KIND OF OUT OF NOWHERE PLOT-TWIST IS THIS?! NO!! NO!! NOOOOOOOO!!!! I, WAS I EVER, I, AM, ERROE, I, I, AM... (He was injected back with his cells, corrupted)... Not... Erroe...
  • Jovana: Do, what must be done.
  • Erroe:... I will.

Confronting Jovana[]

Mountains.

  • Cornsby's ship was seen heading torwords the mountain and the Muko Well, shown by a swhirling whirlpool.
  • Cornsby: "..... So after all these years..... The Muko Well. It's as beautiful as the legends say."
  • Carslet: "Oh yes, Cornsby darling. It was well worth having to go through an elaberate changing forms of transportation and putting up with nonsense like chasing a hindsightly meaningless fozzel fuels group and then a terrorable alien monster."
  • Genjigger: "And the Me-Mes, don't forget the Me-Mes!"
  • Carslet: "YOU BAFFOON, NO ONE CARES ABOUT THAT?!"
  • Jalmor: "We did it, Cousin, we found the motherload!"
  • Dr. Joho: "The reshearch potaintional is endless!"
  • Cornsby: "Let's not forget what's impourent my colliedges. There is still the matter of contending with Jovana."
  • Carslet: "But alchourse, President Cornsby. Let's worry more about the parasite and finally stomp it out for all the trouble it cause so we can focus on plans for the biggest Muko rig ever."
  • Cornsby: "I heard that, you know."
  • Carslet: "I joke, I joke sir. Even I think mining from the prime shorce is too much. Besides, it's probuly tainted with unspeakable anichent evils or whatnot."
  • Cornsby: "Exactly. Thanks to the Lougers, HA and the Saviors, Ientasy will soon know peace at long last."
  • Gassy Pete was seen held in a cell with the revived Toctus and the still present Olderon.
  • Cornsby: "And then there's you three. Soon Hardy will be contained and your little coup would be for nought."
  • Toctus: "Oh yeeessssss, Cornsby, bask in your ego.... (Quietly) And enjoy it while you can before you ineditably lose your crown to our big contengcy plan!"
  • Cornsby: "Beg your pardon?"
  • Toctus: "I said, you have been a worthy oppendent, President Cornsby."
  • Cornsby: "And don't ever forget it, Miss Toctus. The Skytis will be pleased."
  • Cornsby went off with his partners, as Toctus, Olderon and Gassy Pete began to wickedly chuckle....
  • Olderon: "(Quietly)..... All according to our last-minute back-up plan. F.O.Z.Z.E.L.S. will ride again."

The Group's location.

  • The Group appeared and saw the robed figures....
  • Cidne: ".... The hell is up with these walking trashbags?"
  • Viva: "These are the same people from home."
  • Jade Tusk: "What purpose do they have here?"
  • Aera: "Jovana......"
  • Gazelle: ".... She summoned them."
  • The Robed beings were seen falling into the streams of muko as they get absorbed......
  • Aera picked a fallen robed being up, and took the hood off, reveiling a weaken Mukoguiest.
  • Aera: "..... These are Mukoguiests that are ready to return to the Muko. To be one with it again. To finally rest."
  • Robed Mukoguiest: "Jovaaaaaaannnnnnnaaaaaaaaa. (Fades into disapating Muko and gets one with the stream)......"
  • Aera: "..... She's trying to ensure no shorce of Muko is missed out."
  • Duffie: "Then let's NAIL the sicko?!"
  • The group proceeded to follow the Robed Mukoguiests' path, and found what appeared to be Hardy, pushing two Mukoguiests into the streams!
  • Hardy: "(Jovana's voice) MOVE FASTER, YOU SCRAPS OF THE PAST?!"
  • Aera: "JOVANA?!"
  • Hardy: "Aera......."
  • Hardy turned into Jovana again.....
  • Jovana: "We are so glad you made it."
  • Aera: "It's OVER, Jovana..... We're here to end you, and free Hardy and- (Notices that it was just Hardy in Jovana's chest again)..... WHERE'S ERROE, JOVANA?!"
  • Jovana: "(Chuckles wickedly), Oh? And you assume, I'm the real Jovana?"
  • Viva: "Wait..... REAL Jovana?"
  • Icky: "Awww no, are we going to M.Night Shamulan levels of sudden plot twists here?!"
  • Aera: "ENOUGH GAMES, JOVANA?! NEITHER OF US WANT TO PLAY WITH YOU FOR BEING MEAN?! YOU ARE GOING TO BE PUNISHED?!"
  • Jovana: "Oh Aera. Don't you see? I am but a tip of a far painful blade that will soon met you. For I, am only the Daughter of Jovana!"
  • Cidne: "That's a whole lotta what the fuckery to unpack."
  • "Jovana" oozes out the weaken body of Hardy as he plopped into the ground......
  • Hardy: "(Breaths heavily, too weak to move)......  Please...... (Coughs)...... Help, me."
  • "Jovana" made a blade hand, and stabbed the fallen Hardy, putting the broken fool out of his misery, him dying in front of everyone, as he disapates into being one with the Muko stream.
  • Barron: "..... Thank god I wasn't accepting paychecks from him anymore."
  • Aera: "..... MUCH AS AN AWFUL BIRD MR. HARDY WAS, HE DESERVED BETTER THEN THAT?! WHY DID YOU- (Things began to get trippy)."
  • "Jovana": "He outlived his purpose, Aera. Besides..... You know so little, Aera. When will you realise that Erroe was no different from these, hapless fading spirits finally finding rest. You're just, A, (Lounges at the group scarringly close)...... Child. (Turns into it's true form, which wasn't different from the usual Jovana form but with changes)."
  • Icky: "OH GOOD TO FREAKING KNOW IT WAS A DECOY JOVANA WE WERE GUNNING AFTER THIS WHOLE TIME?!"
  • Aera: "..... I, AM, VERY, VERY, UNHAPPY WITH THIS?! (Charges up her Ietra powers) I AM NOT HAPPY AT ALL?!"
  • Gazelle: "Calm down Aera, we'll work togather and-"
  • Cidne pulled out a bazooka!
  • Cidne: "WELCOME TO IENTASY, BITCH?!"
  • Fires it and blows up the surprised fake Jovana to slimy pieces!
  • Gazelle: "..... Or, just do that, that works too."
  • The Muko Orb was seen.....
  • Ree: ".... Okay, we recovered the Orb again. Now we need to find the real Jovana and save Erroe.... It may be too late for Hardy, but we can still save him from the same fate."
  • Aera: "...... Erroe! Erroe! (Runs off!)"
  • Xandy: "Wait, we need to report to Cornsby that Hardy's KIA!"
  • Viva: ".... Cornsby will have to understand if he gets a delayed report on that.  Erroe is still out there somewhere with the REAL Jovana! Come on!"
  • The Group charged forth!

(Aera vs. Jovana)

  • The group arrived to the city of the old days.
  • Aera: "..... Everyone's sure this is where Erroe ended up in?"
  • Erroe's phathic sobbing was heard.
  • Icky: "YYYY-Yeah, I don't think there's an air of doubt here."
  • The group went up and found Erroe, somehow not connected to Jovana anymore.
  • Felosha: "Oh hey, we're in luck, he's not in Jovana's chest anymore!"
  • Barron: "Figures Water Equine would end up annoying the fuck out of her that he would get out."
  • Huifang: "What makes ya say that?"
  • Barron: "How else do ya think Viva's his Ex?"
  • Barron/Icky/Iago/Fidget: "HEY-OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"
  • Aera: BOYS?! Erroe? Are you okay?
  • Erroe: (Stops crying)... Never, been, better.
  • Fu-Xi: "RED FLAG?!"
  • Erroe: Do you have the Muko Orb?
  • Barron: Right here.
  • Aera:... Wait... He feels different.
  • Erroe: Perfect... Now, she will be free.
  • Barron: What now shall be free?
  • Erroe:... Her! (He snagged and infused the Muko Orb in an unseen magic crystal which lit up to reveal a deformed imprisoned Jonoser)
  • Barron: THAT CHICK AIN'T GOT NO LEGS!!!!
  • Erroe: That, 'CHICK', IS JOVANA!! THE REAL JOVANA!!
  • Icky: "WAIT A MINUTE, WHAT THE FUCK?! THEN WHAT WAS THE THING THAT HAD HARDY STUCK IN IT'S CHEST?!"
  • Lord Shen: "IT WAS OBVIOUSLY A FAKE, YOU IDIOT?!"
  • SpongeBob: WHAT THE HECK IS GOING ON?!
  • Erroe: The players have finally lost.
  • Aera: What're you- This isn't a game!
  • Erroe: (He was connected through a fleshy cable)... NO, IETRA!!! THIS IS A GAAME!!! (The frozen Jovana started to glow) AND IT'S ONE I INTEND, TO WIIN!!!! (Everything shook)
  • Cidne: We should run away. NOW?! (Everyone did the Monty Python run away joke again as the Jovana mass absorbed into the crystal completely reforming Jovana as she broke out of the magic crystal)
  • Jovana: AT LAST!! AT LONG DAMN LAST!! I AM FINALLY FREE FROM THE MAGIC PRISON!!! THIS WORLD IS FINALLY MINE!! (She mutated with all she had obtained as Erroe saw this)
  • Erroe: WHAT'S GOING ON?!
  • Viva: "YA GOT MINDFUCKED INTO DOOMING THE PLANET BY JOVANA?!"
  • Erroe: ".... AHHH-HA?! SO SHE DID LIED ABOUT ME BEING A CRAPPY CLONE OF MY BROTHER?!"
  • Viva: "...... (Nervious) Yyyyyyyyeaaaaaaaaaah, it was a lie. (Nervious laugh)........"
  • Aera: "(Sternly) We are going to have a serious chat about this, missy."
  • Jovana:.... GOOD GRIEF, ARE YOU SERIOUSLY THIS STUPID?! Ahh whatever, you're all doomed anyway. IT'S TIME TO DESTROY EVERYTHING THE IETRA CREATED FOR THEIR CRIMES ON MY RACE!! (Cackles as Erroe was cast into a magic stream)
  • Aera:... ERROE!! NO!! (Jovana cackled)
  • Jovana: "Finally, I am RID of that stupid headache, once and for-"
  • Erroe's voice: "WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE?!"
  • Jovana: "..... Oh by my people's unspefificifived gods, no!"
  • Erroe was seen riding on the magic stream having the time of his life!
  • Jovana: "..... ARE YOU KIDDING ME?!"
  • Erroe: "THIS IS AMAZING?! WHEEEEEE?!"
  • Jovana: "THAT WAS NOT SUPPOSE TO BE FUN?! I THOUGHT THAT STREAM WAS SUPPOSE TO, KILL YOU OR SOMETHING?!"
  • Barron: "And what made ya think that Transstream stuff was dangerious?"
  • Jovana: "Duh, because that stuff is like acid to my people! It burns like utter-Heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeellllllllll-ohhhhhhhhhhh..... Probuly shouldn't've just admited that....... WHAT THE, WHY DID I SUDDENLY EXPOSED MY WEAKNESS LIKE A DUMB YUTS?!"
  • Aera: "Have you tried re-tracing your steps?"
  • Jovana: "Well I taken my cells right out of that idiot defect of a Sepher clone and- (Realised where she went wrong)..... No..... Noooo... NO?! MY CELLS WERE SO LONG TAINTED BY HIS STUPIDITY THAT NOW I HAVE INHEREDTED SAID STUPIDITY?! WHY DID I THOUGHT NABBING THAT DUMB FOOL WAS A GOOD IDEA?!"
  • Viva: "So wait, so you're saying that because you took your cells out of Erroe's body that you EFFECTIVELY made yourself as stupid as he is?"
  • Jovana: "UH NO, YES, TRICK QUESTION- AGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH, THIS CONFOUNDING NEWFOUND STUPIDITY?!"
  • Erroe: "WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE?!"
  • Icky: "Aw gees lady, and ya started out so promising to. But you just had to be the kind of villain that ended up beating themselves by being smug about yourself!"
  • Jovana: "DO NOT MOCK ME?!"
  • Cidne: "Honey, if we're being honest here..... Yer daddy would be disappointed in you."
  • Jovana: "(Got upset)..... Take, that, BACK?!"
  • Cidne: What, are you too Erroe'd to get over here and try?
  • Jovana: "SHUT UP?!"
  • Barron: "SLIME LADY, YA FUCKED UP ONE TOO MANY TIMES WITH US FOR US TO CUT ANY SLACK WITH YA-"
  • Jovana began to rage out as it effected the Muko Streams, as now Erroe was trapped in them!
  • Erroe: "EVERYTHING STOPPED BEING FUN?!"
  • Jovana: "YA KNOW, I JUST WANTED TO BE THE NICE VILLAIN AND JUST MERGE WITH THIS STUPID PLANET ALREADY TO BRING BACK MY RACE, BUT YA KNOW WHAT?! HOW'S ABOUT I JUST RELEASE SEVERAL OF MY FATHER'S GREAT GIANT MONSTERS TO FUCK THE PLANET UP FIRST BEFORE I EVEN THINK ABOUT MERGING?! THAT'LL SHOW YOU?! (FLASHES) THAT'LL SHOW YOU ALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL?!"
  • Zosimo: "..... We might wanna vacate the premises."

The Giant Monsters and Meteor Problem/The Surprise Return of F.O.Z.Z.E.L.S.[]

Cornsby's ship.

  • Viva woke up and found herself with Barron.....
  • Viva: "(Groans)...... Barron?"
  • Barron: "Hey. Took a hell'a spill on Cornsby's ship. Knocked ya unconjustus for about several hours."
  • Viva: "Ugh, well, a giant kaiju able to enter warpspeed can do that to ya. What's been going down?"
  • Barron: "Ehhhh, not too much. Those giant monsters have started to cause trouble across the planet, Jovana took all of the Muko depowering entire cities, Tuctus and her pals escaped and are loose somewhere in the ship and the gang's gone missing while the Lougers and the HA took Aera to go after Jovana. So yeah..... Longest part of the day of my life."
  • Viva: "Oookay....... But, what happened with-"
  • Barron: "Viva.... (Gets to the blinded window)..... I say this, with zero, humorious intent..... Erroe.... (Opens the blinds)...... He really fucked up."
  • Viva: "Ohhhh, gods...... How much longer till impact?"
  • Barron: "Jalmor's guys are trying to figure that out..... Cornsby is trying to make a plan, but.... Let's be honest, those F.O.Z.Z.E.L.S. jerks are gonna interupt everything, so..... Might be, abit up to us at this point."
  • Viva: "Ugh, figures. We need to find the others, beat Jovana and stop this once and for all."
  • Barron: "Glad you consider that, Viva, cause-"
  • Tuctus, Olderon, and Stinky Pete bursted in with new mercenary soldiers!
  • Tuctus: "RISE AND SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINE?!"
  • Barron/Viva: "CRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP?!"
  • Tuctus: "Did you miss us, you naughty little trouble makers?"
  • Viva: "That's funny, cause I miss you like I miss the shit I flush down the toilet!"
  • Tuctus: "Now, now, my dear, I'm not the bad guy here..... (The Captured Cornsby and friends were brought in) THEY ARE?! I just want to make things comfirtable before the exicution."
  • Barron: "WIGGITY WIGGITY HUH?!"
  • Tuctus: "WHOOPESE?! Spoiler alert! But then again, it only seems approbeate given what your idiot Horbid friend had did."
  • Viva: "(Angerly) You leave Erroe out of this?!"
  • Barron: "YEAH YOU CRAZY BITCH, WE DIDN'T DO NOTHING?!"
  • Tuctus: "Oh gee, with refusing to redeem yourselves to us with ONE SIMPLE FAVOR, getting in the way of our plans, ruining my micronation, KILLING ME, killing Electrix, causing the crumble of hard-made plans, (Angerly) AND FAILING TO SAVE MY POOR HARDY, (Regained Composure) I would strongly disagree. Espeically with the giant monsters and the extinction event asteriod about to hit us!"
  • Viva: "THAT WAS JOVANA'S DOING?!"
  • Tuctus: "But WHO'S fault is it for failing to STOP that abomination, HMMMM?! If you just agreed with me and helped me KILL CORNSBY AND DESTROY HIS LEGACY RUINING EMPIRE, you would've gotten to Jovana by now and this would've ALL been avoided."
  • Viva: "ARE YOU SERIOUSLY THAT PISSY ABOUT NOT HAVING A BUSINESS ANYMORE, LADY?!"
  • Tuctus: "THAT'S MADAM PRESIDENT TO YOU, LEAFY GREENS?! And it's MORE then just about the businesses?! It's about revenge and power?! We are going to see the end of Muko useage, ONCE AND FOR ALL?! (Sniffles), It's what Hardy-Poo would've wanted!"
  • Viva: "Oh SUCK IT UP, BITCH?!"
  • Tuctus: "SILENCE?! Boys, take them to the gas chamber?! And do NOT swear to so many impressionable kids watching this live execution."
  • Tuctus' soldiers grabbed Viva and Barron.
  • Viva: "Well in that case, f*** your new soldiers, f*** this ship, f** the gas chambers, (as they moved into an office area) F*** those chairs, f*** the desks, f*** the computers, (On Stairs) F*** these stairs, (In a hallway) F*** this hallway, (in Gas Chamber) F*** this chamber, and alchourse, (To Tuctus and friends) F***, you three."
  • Tuctus: "I wouldn't talk so big if I were you, slum girl. No one's coming to save you. Not Barron, nor Cidne, not even your precious idiot Horbid friend."
  • Viva: "(Gets angry as she got strapped into the chair) NO ONE CALLS ERROE AN IDIOT BUT ME, BARRON, AND ANYONE ELSE I RESPECT ENOUGH TO ALLOW IT, AND YOU, I DO NOT RESPECT?! GAZELLE WAS RIGHT TO DAMAGED YOUR UGLY MUG, LADY?!"
  • Tuctus slapped Viva!
  • Tuctus: "YOU ARE TO BE RESPECTFUL TO YOUR MADAM PRESIDENT?!"
  • Viva: "You don't even deserve to be president of a micronation, you tenticled witch, MUCH LESS THE PLANET?!"
  • Tuctus: "Regaurdless, he couldn't come to save you even if he wanted to. Not in, his phathic state."
  • Viva: "Wait..... YOU KNOW WHERE ERROE IS?!"
  • Tuctus: "Albeit mostly via unclear rumors of him ended up being held by some doctors in a nobody hick town back in where the Mountains were, but besides that-"
  • Viva: "WHAT'S THE TOWN, YOU OIL-SLICKING SLUT?!"
  • Tuctus mockingly laughed as she, Olderon and Stinky Pete left along with the soldiers.
  • Barron was held by the soldiers as Tuctus and company returned.
  • Tuctus: "(Closes the chamber) After your lady friend, lizard boy, you're next. (Chuckles wickedly), I love winning."
  • Alarms were sounded!
  • Soldier 1: "THE LOUGERS ARE ONTO US?! AMSCRAY?!"
  • The Soldiers turned to chicken shits and ran away, as did Olderon and Stinky Pete!
  • Tuctus: "COME BACK HERE, YOU PHATHIC WORMS?!"
  • Rogg loomed over Tuctus who was surprised!
  • Felosha: "Did anyone order the, "Hurtz Calimari"? (Rogg punches Tuctus down as she gets momentarly knocked out!)"
  • Rogg: "(Frees Barron) You're free, majustic Xaro friend!"
  • Barron got to the chamber and tries to pull on it!
  • Barron: "DAMN THIS THING'S A PAIN TO PULL?!"
  • Viva's voice: "There's a button, you idiot?!"
  • Barron: ".... Oh. (Presses the button and opens the door, and got Viva out). We're getting out of here-"
  • Viva: "No. You guys need to save Cornsby and friends.... I need to find out the location of where Erroe is!"
  • Viva ran off, as Barron and Felosha went another direction, as Tuctus got up growling.

Viva's location.

  • Viva got on the top of the ship and climbed on the bars and found a central computer in a sky roof.
  • Viva got to it.
  • Tuctus: "(Shows up) HOLD IT RIGHT THERE, YOU LITTLE BRAT?! (Viva looked to see Tuctus)..... There's nowhere left for you to run, you slum-raised brat?! Now how's about you go BACK INTO YOUR CHAMBER AND GET EXICUTED, like a good little terrorest!?"
  • Viva: "..... (Laughs unimpressed)."
  • Tuctus: "WHAT'S SO FUNNY?!"
  • Viva: "Sorry, sorry, it's just.... It's funny that you think THAT is what gonna happen. Considering that the moment my friends showed up and the fact your friends discovered the Lougers are coming and turned to flarken shits, you pretty much lost, you sad, squishy octogoner."
  • Tuctus: "Well not if I use you as a meatsheild and an ultamatum to get them to back off and-"
  • Viva: "No, shut the fuck up. You have, some nerve, thinking you can tell ME what to do, after how your greedy ass, enabled an angry endling parasite, basicly doomed Ientasy. All because YOU didn't want to do honest work for a living instead of hiding behind an office, counting your beloved cold hard cash! THIS, is what going down. I am going to find that town Erroe is in, uninterupted, and you, crawl your sorry mollisk ass, back into your cell, and await punishment, or, I'm gonna beat the shit out of you so badly, that the buffet Cornsby has on this ship, will have a calamari special, with your blood, as a secret sauce. BUT, since I'm such a good Lebbin, I'm just gonna go find Erroe, as you crawl off with your back-tenticles between your mid-ones, and we can all move on with our lives!"
  • Tuctus: "DUH DUH, HOW DARE YOU?! (SLAPS VIVA AGAIN)?! I AM THE NEW MADAM PRESIDENT OF IENTASY?! AND I REFUSE, TO LET SOME LOWDOWN, MUTTLY, BAR-OWNING, SLUM GIRL WHORE, TELL ME WHAT TO DO?! I AM NOT GONNA LET EVERYTHING HARDY DID TO MAKE ALL OF THIS POSSABLE CRUMBLE INTO NOTHING, (Viva got seriously pissed), JUST BECAUSE YOU RATHER GO FIND YOUR RETARDED DEFECT-CLONE FRIEND, THEN TO DO WHATEVER I WANT?! (Viva got especially pissed at the disrespect to Erroe) ALL, I WANTED FROM YOU FOOLS, IS TO JUST KILL CORNSBY!? WAS THAT TOO MUCH TO ASK APPEARENTLY, THAT ALL I GOT FOR JUST WANTING A MERE FAVOR, WAS MY BEAUTIFUL FACE DAMAGED AND LOSING MY LOVER TO A PARASITIC MONSTER?! IS THAT PHATHIC WASTE OF GENES REALLY THAT- (Viva punched Tuctus so hard, it punched her out of the ship and to fall to her demise to the ocean as she screamed like the phathic spoil brat she is)....."
  • Distent splash!
  • Viva: "..... I said, nobody, insults Erroe, but me, and those I respect. And you, have none of it. (Gets to the skydeck Computer)."

Finding Erroe/Shimra's Desperate Last Resort Plan/Erroe's Full Story/Stopping Jovana[]

(Erroe Found)

  • Erroe: Uhhhhhhhhhhhh...
  • Viva:... W... What's happening to him?
  • Joho: Sorry, Miss Viva. He collapsed in action and has been like this ever since. He's suffering from Muko poisoning. Probably from prolonged exposure to Muko in it's purest form. Is that how he keeps his hair so spiky?
  • Duffie: REALLY?!
  • Icky: Whoa... Muko is toxic?
  • Joho: When it's unrefined and in it's purest un-mined form, yes. It typically also has biodegradable properties that activate when near a dead body or a fading Muko-Guiest, which explains what happened to Hardy apawn his end, and that it also seems to have some effect on astral souls, justifying the muko-guiests' existence. Basicly. it's typically like the planet is recycling the departed into renewable energy. Thus, if not treated correctly, it can have very, risky effects. Espeically if you were to physically consume it. It'd be like drinking wastewater. VERY dangerous. It causes temporary hypoxia and failure of the nervous system and other bodily systems. And in many cases, it can be fatal due to organ failure. But luckily, this is a minor dosage, even for as much he was in quite a ride in that stream. Any longer and it would've been terminal.
  • Viva: I..... How long is he going to be in this state?
  • Joho: Hard to say. Not to say he'll be a vegetable forever. But he'd fit well in a stew.
  • Cidne: THE F*** IS WRONG WITH YOU, MAN?!
  • Joho: We just survived an attempted usurp and we still have to contend with giant monsters and a meteor bigger Marbon, let me cope.
  • Viva:... Everyone?... Tell the others... I'm not coming back.
  • Duffie: WHAT?! YOU CAN'T JUST LEAVE!!! WE'RE FAMILY!!!
  • Viva: Erroe, is my family.... And, he needs me.
  • Joho: Says the one who treats him like pond scum.
  • Barron: SHUT UP ALREADY!!! LET'S GET THE F*** OUT BEFORE YOU RUIN THE MOOD ANYMORE THAN ALREADY!!!
  • Joho: ALRIGHT, ALRIGHT!!! GODS!!! (They left)
  • Viva:... (Sobs)... Erroe... I'm sorry. This is all my fault. If... If I had treated you any better and just dropped the whole anniversary thing in Nivilholm... This wouldn't have happened... WHY?! WHYYY?!... I... If you ever get out of this... I promise I'll never treat you like a f*** up again.... (She started crying)...
  • Aera was also watching in sadness of this, and finally left as well.

Outside.

  • Cornsby: "Well, the team recovered Tuctus' body. She's lucky I'm generious enough to revive her again, albeit so she can face judgement for her actions along with Pete and Olderon."
  • Carslet: "Well, I suppose our next course of action is to contend with the giant monsters and the meteor."
  • Aera: "..... There's only one way that can be all resolved..... (Serious) Jovana has to be stopped for good. Back then, I was only relcuent but still willing to put her down out of pity.... But now, I see that her suffering of being an endling and missing her father has gotten dangerious now. So now.... (Sheds a small tear).... I have to put her down like a rabid animal that went too far. The only remorse I'll give, is that she couldn't be a better person. Otherwise.... Ending her, is no different then doing that to an Exhaeon."
  • Genjigger: "Yikes, did that alien really trigger you THAT badly?"

(Cornsby's desperate big game plan).

  • Barron: "(While on the buggie)..... I won't suger-coat this, team. I speak for us all when I say... This situation... Has done fucked us all. Especially Duffie."
  • Duffee (Sudden cut): "(CRIES), I'M SORRY, NEW DADDY FUL, (CRIES)?! ALSO, I MISS VIVA, WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA?!"
  • Barron: "(Back to main group) It also didn't helped that Aera had to get wth the Lougers."
  • Voncent: "Misery loves company."
  • Barron: "So we're all in this togather now. There's no getting off the train to save Ientasy. It's an express services and all tickets are final. So if anyone has suggestions-"
  • Felosha: "Well actselly I-"
  • Barron: "ANYONE, who still isn't on my bad side for working with F.O.Z.Z.E.L.S."
  • Felosha: "Yeesh, we're still holding onto that?"
  • Barron: "NAHHHH, I'm just joshing ya!"
  • Felosha: "Well, it's about what Cornsby and friends are talking about back at the ship. (Rogg activates transmitter)."
  • Cornsby's voice: "I'm glad you're all here today."

Meeting room in Cornsby's ship.

  • Cornsby: "We need to discuss a, prior issue about one of the monsters of Jovana with Carslet's cannon and..... Well. (Plays video)."

Replay.

  • Genjigger: "Mr. Furus, everything is prepared for the attack on the giant sea monster of Jovana's."
  • Furus: "Good, prepare to blow that monster to bits!"
  • Genjigger: "Ohhhhhhhhhhh! I thought you wanted to invite the monster as a guest for Dinner with Tractorsaurus."
  • Furus: "I- Wait WHAT?! NO GENJIGGER, I WANT THAT THING DEAD?! (As Carslet's great canon readies itself) We are going to show that monstrosity, the raw, unbridled and unrestricted power, of the Shirma Corperation?! The TRUE Power of Muko! Jovana will REGRET her transactions this day?! Now, DESTROY, THAT CREATURE?!"
  • Genjigger: "(While drumaticly posing) ANNNND, (POINTS) FIRE?!"
  • Silence......
  • Furus: "..... Genjigger-"
  • Genjigger: "(Does same thing again) Annnnd fire!"
  • Furus: "(Gets abit worried) Genjigger, nothing's happening-"
  • Genjigger: "Annnnd fire?"
  • The Sea Jovana Monster was approuching the shore fast!
  • Furus: "(As Genjigger repeatedly said "And Fire") (More worried now) Genjigger, it's getting closer! (Much more worried) Genjigger, it's almost here?! (Beyond scared now) GENJIGGER, STOP SAYING "AND FIRE"?!"
  • The creature rammed into the base, causing base to shake!
  • Genjigger: "..... Uhhh, maybe it has rendered itself unconjustus- (The Giant Sea Creature of Jovana rose up)...... Woop, there it is."
  • Furus: "(Trumatisedly scared) GENJIGGER, DO SOMETHING?!"
  • Genjigger: "I'M ON IT SIR?! (Brings up Iphone and presses record) THIS IS GOING TO BE AN AWESOME RESPONDSE MOVIE TO THE OTHER UNIVERSES' "CLOVERFILED"?! BRILLIENT?!"
  • Furus: "(Cries as the creature attacked with a beam damaging the base) GENJIGGER, PLEASE?! (WHINY) I DON'T WANNA DIE, I DON'T WANNA DIE?! I WANT MY DADDY?! HELP ME MOMMY HELP ME?! I WANT MY BLANKIE AND TEDDY?! (CRIES)!?"
  • Gazelle: "OH FOR GOODNESS SAKE, SOMEONE DO SOMETHING?!"
  • Repairmen: "Sir, I got the cannon working. (The Cannon fired and anti-climaticly killed the Jovana Monster)......."
  • Aera: "....... That works."

Present.

  • Cornsby: "....... That, was a poor preformice on your part, Genjigger."
  • Genjigger: "Well, my apologies sir, I-"
  • Cornsby: "There's no reason to apologese to me..... Because my son has became new president of the company and planet."
  • Cornsby's trope: "WHAT?!"
  • Furus: "(Enters in) I'll take this from here, father. (Cornsby steps aside). Let it be known that I am still abiding by my father's wishes for Muko and respecting the agreement with the Skytis.... But I am going to offer, noticeable chances. I must confess something to all of you. I previously wanted to have the company out of selfishness. I wanted to seek out the Muko Promsied Island, not to honor the legacy, but basicly to profit like mad from it. The fact the stuff was harmless otherwise only made exploting the lands guilt free since we had disproven the myth."
  • Genjigger: "Exactly."
  • Furus: "I wanted to show my father, how you really run an empire."
  • Jalmor: "He's being doing great so far though."
  • Furus: "After the insodent with one of Jovana's monsters, in almost meeting my untimely demise, and after alot of comferting from blankie and teddy, it made me realise something..... It's tme Shirma changes it's course of operation. By all means, we can still mine for Muko.... But..... It's time we start treating it with more respect then ever before. It is more then just a money magnet capable to make it's collector filthy rich. By all means that myth about it being the planet's "Blood" is still a ludicrist statement..... But that doesn't mean it doesn't deserve the respect the Ietra gave to it so many years ago. We had taken this gift for granted and became a monoply. Father in his youth got as reckless as I would've been.... This empire made too many enemies from our misguided actions.... By all means, I'm not against sharing this gift..... I want it however, to be shared right."
  • Carslet: "..... Admitingly, Furus, I got what you mean. Because of turning muko into the cashcow it was, we ended up with more enemies then we were prepared for! It's time to ease up on the corperate shenanigans and start sharing Muko right!"
  • Furus: "And it starts, by ending our first Shirnix Series."

TRACKTORSAURUS AND THE CAR-RAPTORS?!

  • Genjigger: "To be honest, that show did jumped the Junja Shark in Season 6."
  • Furus: "And then, it comes with the next thing:..... Alot of you guys, have to retire."
  • Carslet: "WHAT?!"
  • Genjigger: "WHAT?!"
  • Jalmor: "WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT?!"
  • Furus: "Genjigger's incompidence made me realise why this business had enemies..... IT HAD ECCENTRIC FOOLS THAT ARE CONTENTIOUS IN NATURE?! I think Mr. Ree already explained in full about your, issues. Genjigger, you're an ill-tempered imbacile too close to social media, Carslet, your PTSD with your past as a Phend inadvertingly played into Ful's hands even when he otherwise LOST that time..... And need I say anything about you, uncle Jalmor?"
  • Jalmor: "It is about the Space Fairies, Furus?"
  • Furus: "(Sarcasticly) Noooo, it's about how you leave the toilet seat up- (ANGERLY) ALCHOURSE IT'S YOUR EXPENDSIVE OBCESSION WITH THE SPACE FAIRIES, YOU IDIOT?! (Calms down)..... Anyway, on top of that, my dad has done alot of things that made him realise that, though he did good in making Muko popular again, he did it in an, unclean way.... Distrupting Micronations, not combinsating those that had them, turning out of date rigs into how we get Muko instead of investing in updating them, and do I DARE bring up the mess with Raish?! It's time we redeem ourselves of this dirty laundry! And that starts, by destroying the meteor! We're going to use ALOT OF MATERIO?! We're going to summon those cool gods and creatures to stop it?!"
  • Genjigger: "But you said we're retired."
  • Furus: "Retirement starts after this last and final favor I ask of you all..... I need each of you to gather Materio to BUILD this meteor stopping thing! We are blasting it, OUT OF THE SKY?!"
  • Genjigger: "YAAAAAY, BLOWING UP STUFF?!"
  • Jalmor: "YAAAAAAAAAAAY, WE GET TO MAKE SOMETHING TO GO INTO SPACE?!"
  • Carslet: "(Depressed) Yaaaaay, I'm out of my job..... (Sadly) Now I have nothing."
  • Furus: "I know this will end bitter sweetly, but I promise, it'll be ALL WORTH IT!"

Group's location.

  • Ree: "..... Wow, I, I never thought Furus would ever do that..... He, he finally addressed my concerns with his father's eccentric friends.... And idiot cousin.... Carslet also sounded depressed and sad from this..... Maybe, I have a chance with her again.... In the meantime, I think we're in good hands now-"
  • Barron: 'WE GOTTA STOP THAT SHIT ABOUT BLOWING UP THE METEOR WITH MATERIO?!"
  • Ree: "WHAT?! WHY?! IT'S GOING TO DESTROY THE METEOR?!"
  • Barron: "AND WHEN HAS BLOWING UP AN ASTERIOD/METEOR EVER WORK OUT IN MOVIES ABOUT THEM?!"
  • Ree: "...... Okay, you made your point. Guess Furus would need some help in thinking things through. He was trumatised by Jovana's monster after all."
  • Felosha: Not to mention blowing up a meteor is the dumbest method. Blowing it up will only make a destructive meteor shower careening all over the planet. So I'm willing to make a hunch that Furus was so trumatised from that event that it wasn't just his selfish nature he lost.... He also lost his common sense.
  • Ree: "..... Then he needs even MORE help! No wonder Cornsby mommies him alot, FURUS IS AN UNSTABLE MANCHILD?! I mean, I'm glad he addressed my previous problems, BUT NOW I HAVE NEW CONCERNS THAT FURUS IS NOW THE UNSTABLE ONE IN POWER?! We need to snap sense back into him!"

(The Full Erroe Story)

  • (Viva):... Erroe... Is that you?
  • Erroe: Oh, Viva, long time no see.
  • Viva: OMG, it's been so long.
  • Erroe: Yeah, 5 years flew by.
  • Viva: Five? Um, don't you remember the last time we met?
  • Erroe: ("UAAAGGHH!!")
  • (???): Sure did.
  • Erroe: Sure did. Let's just say s*** happened. I was knocked out for much of it because of a bitch slap from Ful, so... What happened after that? I remember your mom dying.
  • Viva: Um... Yeah.
  • Erroe: I have to say, it's a breath of fresh air to see you worrying about me. I thought you were just a bitch ex-girlfriend who always used me and jeopardized my future and well-being. I don't know if it's negative visualization from my childhood mind, but I don't know if I'd ever want to think of you again if it was all just a lie.
  • Viva:... Um... PSYCHE!!! YOU ACTUALLY FELL FOR IT, YOU DUMBASS!! (The two laughed) So, what've you been up to? Finally get a job?
  • Erroe: Well if being a First Class RANGER doesn't count, I'm officially unemployed.
  • Viva: Well... Then I might have something for you. A mission with me and my friends. Nothing dangerous, or violent, or illegal or anything, just something for us to catch up on.
  • Erroe: I, don't really know-
  • Viva: Do it or I'll tear off all your f*****g pubic hairs and shove them into your goddamn stomach!!
  • Erroe: OKAY!!! (Sighs) Just like old times.
  • Viva: Yeah... 5 years ago.
  • Erroe: "Alot can change from that time."
  • Viva: "(Quietly) More then you know."
  • (Viva): (She and Erroe were seen sinking in the Transstream) But it wasn't 5 years ago.... It was 7.... I lied.

Erroe's Subconscious

  • (Erroe): YOU WHAT?!? (Shifted into emotional avatars) W-W-Why? How could you lie to me like that? I mean, getting me to join terrorests is one thing, but lying about our backstory?! I-..... Actselly this feels on-par with your character.... But seriously though, why?"
  • Viva: I, I didn't want to hurt you.
  • (Erroe): (Anger avatar) OH, YOU'RE ONE TO TALK!!! WHAT DO YOU CALL EVERYTHING YOU'VE DONE SINCE?!? IS THAT NOT GETTING HURT TO YOU?!
  • Viva: I'M SORRY!!!
  • (Erroe): TOO LATE!!! I'M IN SERIOUS S***, I, I, (He was cycling across emotion avatars and eventually became a weak dried-up ghost)... I... I don't know who I am... I don't know... Because of you...
  • Viva: Well I'm making it right, whether you want it or not. It's your fault for making telling the truth sound like a bad thing, anyway. So I'm... I'm going to find who you really are. This time, I'm doing YOU a solid. And after this, no more lies. No more 'solids'. No more treating you like crap.
  • (Erroe): But would the no-solids thing cancel out the fact you're saying you're doing me a solid by not doing solids-
  • Viva: "YA KNOW WHAT I MEANT, ERROE?!"
  • (Erroe): HAHAHA, YOU NEVER KEEP THAT KIND OF PROMEEE- (Coughs and shifts into a mnemonic mess)... Okay...... But... I don't know where to start.
  • Viva: Ugh, note to self: Don't use strong emotion on him. Just be your real self.... (Takes a deep breath)....... This is your subconscious. You're trying to piece back broken memories and it's driving you and your emotions insane. You can't control them. You can't react to anything well.... So I'm going to help you.... For real, this time. And I know where to start.... Nivilholm... 5 years ago....

Nivilholm Flashback.

  • A Young Viva was seen sitting down and waiting.
  • Raish had arrived, along with a ranger soldier, Sepher, and a Younger Erroe in basic Ranger armor, who quickly chickened out and ran off!
  • (Erroe): ".... It's all coming back to me..... I wasn't a first-class.... I was barely pasted rookie level. Raish barely even knew I existed."
  • Present Viva: "You were also embarrised to have come back not being a higher rank then that, so you tried to disguise yourself as a generic trooper from RANGER."
  • (Erroe): "Why did I do that?"
  • Present Viva: ".... Remember that night on the tower?"

Further Flashback.

  • (Erroe): "This was the first time we've met.... You introdused yourself.... Wanted to do ya a solid..... I said your eyes were pretty..... But, I wasn't looking at your eyes-"
  • Viva: "Yeah I had a feeling. I remember being on this water tower too. But I didn't say that. I think it was-"
  • Kid Viva: "I'm thinking of joining a fisting accadmy."
  • Viva: "That feels so raunchy saying that outloud in hindsight. But wait, hold on."
  • Kid Viva: "I fucking love carrers, man!"
  • Viva: "Not inaccreate, but no, I said....."
  • Present Viva vanished.
  • Kid Viva: "Why'd you asked me up here?"
  • (Erroe): "Viva..... What do you remember of that night?"
  • Present Viva: "(Appears again) I remembered being up on the water tower. Starry Night sky. The sound of training from the accadmy.... It's just, some details of why we were up there, well.... (Sighs), They're blurry to me."
  • (Erroe): "Viva..... We were..... Ever friends?"
  • Present Viva: "Yeah, alchourse we were-"
  • Past Erroe: "No.... (Looks at Viva)..... You weren't......"

Erroe's Subconjustus.

  • Viva: "We, were never friends?"
  • Kid Erroe: "..... See for yourself."

Erroe's Childhood.

  • Viva and Kid Erroe appeared, seeing Kid Viva around a collection of rough-houser kids.
  • Viva: "Hey, this was, my room."
  • Kid Erroe: "Those were your real friends."
  • Rough-Houser 1: "Hey, Viva, ya wanna go tease that Zee hive again?"
  • Rough-Houser 2: "Or mess up those weird defunt fozzel fuel people again?"
  • Rough-Houser 3: "(Speaks in Creedo languise)."
  • Viva: "Wow..... These guys are-"
  • Kid Erroe: "Dumb, stupid, and immature? Yeah.... I kinda thought you all were. (Turns around sadly) Kinda why I never hung out with you guys.... More like..... You never hung out with me."
  • Viva: "Wait, if we never did, then, how-"
  • Rough-Houser 1: "Look! Isn't that Erroe?"
  • Rough-Houser 2: "What does he want?"
  • Rough-Houser 3: "(Creedo Launguise)....."
  • Kid Viva: "(Sadly) No, just..... Just leave him alone."
  • Viva: "Wait....... I remember now......"
  • Kid Erroe: "I lived next door to you. I only seen what your room looked like on he outside. I wanted to see you today."
  • Viva: "Today was the day....... My dad died......"

Flashback.

  • Kid Erroe: "You wanted to climb Mt. Nivil to find your dad. I followed you to make sure you were alright. But when I got to the bridge-"
  • The bridge collapses as Erroe, Viva, and the Rough-Housers fell!
  • Kid Erroe: "We'd survived, but you ended up conjustus. I kept ya safe from local scavagers and hostile plants during the time.... But then, Your mother came.... With the most fickle thank you ever."
  • Viva's Mother: "YA DAMN KLUTS, MY DAUGHTER COULD'VE DIED?! NO WONDER ALL THE KIDS IN TOWN HATE YOU?! IF YOU WEREN'T SUCH A WEAK LITTLE SHIT, THIS COULD'VE BEEN AVOIDED?! DO ME A SOLID, AND STAY THE FUCK AWAY FROM HERE?! (Leaves carring Viva)."
  • Kid Erroe: "Your mother's words rang into my head. If only I was stronger. I could've done better. I was angry at myself. My weakness. Then, I heard about the RANGER program. Then you recovered from your coma."
  • Viva: "That was when you asked me."

Tower again.

  • Kid Viva: "Why'd you asked me up here?"
  • Kid Erroe: "I.... I wanted to see if you were alright. After-"
  • Kid Viva: "Ehh, just a week-long coma, shit happens. Anyway, mom's over it now, don't take what she said to you too seriosuly-"
  • Kid Erroe: "She's not wrong, though. I'm..... I'm leaving Nivilholm. To go join Ranger."
  • Kid Viva: "Oh..... Can I know why?"
  • Kid Erroe: "Yeah, there's this guy called Raish! He's a surviving Ietra, with this cool sword, and is like, the best! He's super strong, cool, tons of friends and probuly parents that love him! Also, my big brother's there too, so it'll be double great! I wanna be just like him. Strong. So that I can protect the things I care about, and better. The town. My mom, for as screechy as she always is, and you."
  • Kid Viva: ".... Do you think, you'll ever come back to Nivilholm? After you make it"
  • Kid Erroe: "...... Well, they kinda have a mission structure system going on, alot of RANGER only get to go anywhere if it involves a mission. But once I'm a first-class RANGER, I'll be sent on those missions. And if one of them's in Nivilholm-"
  • Kid Viva: "I'll wait for you.... So I can punch you."
  • Kid Erroe: "Punch me, why?"
  • Kid Viva: "Well after those losers left me on the mountain, I need someone to practice my carrer strikes on."
  • Kid Erroe chuckles at that.
  • Kid Viva: "YA WANT ME TO PRACTICE NOW, DINGUS?!"
  • Kid Erroe: "NONONONONONONONONONONO, NOT NESSERSARY! But alright, I promise. But not as Erroe the Weakling. But as Erroe, First-Class RANGER?!"

Subconjustus again....

  • Viva: "You joined RANGER..... Because of me..... Erroe, I-"
  • Erroe: "It's okay, Viva..... No need to apologiese."
  • Viva: "Well...... Can I at least say sorry, for how I reacted?"
  • Erroe: "React...... Re..... Act?"
  • Viva: "Erroe?"
  • Erroe: "Re..... Act..... Tor..... The Muko Reserve. I, WAS there."
  • Viva: "Erroe?"

The Muko Reserve.

  • Elder Ful was laughing like a maniac as Raish carried him out of the area!
  • Sepher laid on the ground, bleeding in pain, as remaining Mogoks and a new figure, a sleezy electric Sub-Omnican eel with tenticles coming forth to Sepher, holding a weaken Viva.
  • (Viva): "Electrix..... He was there."
  • Electrix: "Well, we may had lost Moomuu, the best Mogok in the business, but I think the take over and ineditable destruction of the first town that embraced Muko energy is all well worth it?!"
  • Sepher: "..... Why, do this, Electrix..... This was, your home too!"
  • Electrix: "Because this stupid town turned it's back on traditional electrisity and against my beloved business when Cornsby rose to power! He took EVERYTHANG from us! So with Ful, Hardy, and some other wronged tycoons of Cornsby's uprising, we're gonna make Muko look bad to the people, and with their beloved iconic fighting for us! And there ain't NOTHING you Muko suckers can do?! (LAUGHS EVILY), THESE STUPID PEOPLE WILL BELIEVE IN OUR FABRICATED MYTH AGAIN AND WE'LL BE ROLLING IN DOUGH AGAIN?! (LAUGHS LIKE A CARTOON VILLAIN), GLORY TO F.O.Z.Z.E.L.S., GLORY TO FOZZEL FUELS, GLORY TO PROFIT, GLORY TO-"
  • ???: "BASTURDS?!"
  • Electrix was surprised to see, what looked like Hermantit....
  • Electrix: "..... Okay, who messed up? Who's this guy and why is he alive?"
  • (Viva): "Hermentit?"
  • (Erroe): "No..... Not Hermentit....."
  • "Hermentit" took off his helmet, revealing that he was actselly Erroe.....
  • Past Viva: "...... Erroe......."
  • Electrix: ".... D'OH WHAT IN THE SAM HILL?! IS THAT THE WUSS THAT COWERED TO THE AMBUSH PARTY THAT RAISH WASTED?! HE'S STILL ALIVE?! D'OOOOOHHHHH, HOW AM EMBARRISING?! EXPECT A DEDUCTION IN PAY FOR THIS?! NOW MAKE UP FOR LOST PAY AND GET AT HIM?!"
  • The Remaining Mogoks charged, but Erroe grabbed a familier sword that actselly belonged to Sepher, and killed all of them!
  • This scared Electrix to let Viva go as he dropped her!
  • Electrix: "..... Now I'm wishing Ful and Raish stuck around abit longer..... (Erroe began to angerly approuch Electrix) Now now, boy, let's talk civily. I'll let ya have what's left of the town and will pay for all repairs. But only if you agree to spare me and- (Erroe angerly stabs the basturd as Electrix screamed in anguished)..... WHO, DO YA'LL THINK YOU ARE, FOR STABBING AN HONEST BUSINESS MAN LIKE THAT?! AREN'T YA SUPPOSE TO BE SOME WEAKLING?!"
  • Erroe: "...... I'm Erroe...... FROM NIVILHOLM?! AND I'M RANGER, DAMN IT?! (Tosses Electrix with the sword up into the air, as the cretin screams and falls into the dark muko, and gets swallowed by it, seemingly ending Electrix's menace)......."
  • Sephar: "...... Way the go, baby bro.... (Dies)....."
  • Erroe kneels down, he lost his brother..... But at least, Viva was fine.... Weakened from being surprised by Electrix, but she'll live....
  • Present Viva: "..... You were Hermentit...... You did..... You did came back to Nivilholm."
  • Present Erroe: "But not as Erroe, First Class RANGER..... I was ashamed of myself for letting you down. For breaking my promise...."

Sunconjustus realm....

  • Viva: "But Erroe, you didn't..... You still came back..... You even saved me from whatever Electrix would've done to me and your brother."
  • Erroe: "But, I didn't became first class..... I was still a rookie at that time....."
  • Viva: "But you still came back.... You kept your promise..... And you saved me....."
  • Erroe: ".... But, why did we ended up forgetting all that..... And about learning about Ful's friends sooner then that?"
  • Viva: "..... I think Cornsby wanted to prevent what happened in our town to be kept from having people go against Muko again.... So they rebuildt Nivilholm in secret, kept the truth censored, and erased my memory of it, and yours as well.... I guess they intended to prevent us from ending up like Barron...."
  • Erroe: ".... (Chuckles), Well, it backfired on them. Cause I litterally ended up still liking Raish, even when I knew I saw what Ful done to him. And we both ended up taking Ful too seriously and made the wrong assumstions."
  • Viva: "Well, they figured that Ful and Hardy would've malmitulated us either way by saying that Raish was still someone from RANGER, their creation. They would've made us mad at them for making Raish so strong, yet weren't able to make him uncorruptable."
  • Erroe: "..... Well, it's all the past now.... A past that, I understand why it was erased and censored from us..... So, what am I really?"

(Aera Destroys Jovana)

Epilogue: Bloopers.[]

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Final Fantasy VII Machinabridged ( FF7MA) – Season 2 Blooper Special - Team Four Star

Blooper Reel.

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Nightmare Revisited Oogie Boogie's Song (Tiger Army)

Mr. Electrix's Intro Song

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Gold (feat. Casey Lee Williams)

Aera's Battle Theme

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Terminator 2 - The T1000 Death Scene

Jovana's Death

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