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For Whom the Junjie Bell Tolls is the 22nd Episode of the 2nd Season of the SpongeBob and Friends Adventures Chronicles series. When Jungie discovers that Mang Cobra is a HUGE GINORMO fan of Sappfire Shores, as well as Jungie having his own plans to make everyone in the United Universe buy brainwashing shampoo disgusied as something he named "Master Jungie's aging cream", this inspires him to make Sappfire the endorser for BOTH his shampoo/cream and the villain leage. This goes through a complincated plan: Step 1: Aduct Rarity, then take her place! Step 2: Disguise a mind warping helmet made by Dr. Blowhole as a harmless fastion ascessery and give it to Sappfire! Step 3: Have Sappfire sing an "Ember" inspired song, then allow Jungie to preform a crudely made rap to abertise his cream! Step 4: Profit from the easily duped populesus and Sappfire fans too excited about the song to reconsider this, and buy the cream! Step 5: Have the now mind-warped equestians revolt and take Celestia and Luna down, and then, become King of Equestia, issue the villain leage as reckinised masters of the universe, and step 6: finally earn Mang's respect through his fandom for Sappfire, and succeeding in the darknessofication of Equestia! Slight error in that plan: The Shell Louge Squad, and Sweetie Belle who isn't gonna let Jungie, nor Tai Lung, Makunga, Galaxhar, and Dr. Blowhole ruin Rarity's reputation, relation with Sappfire, and Equestia, that easily.

Transcript

Chapter 1: Junjie's Unexpected Discovery

Villain Leage Fortess.

  • Junjie was looking at a clipboard.
  • Junjie: "Slaves in their chains? Check. Anti-Louger defences? Check. Scrub the, (Shudders), Japperwocky..... Have a Shocktrooper to do it."
  • A roar was heard followed by a scream!
  • Junjie: "And, check! Dust Xehanort's room? (Looks at a bootprint on his butt). To be worked on. Xehanort was surprisingly terratorial over a dresser holding some dusty old book. Perhaps it's the closest of him having something as old as he is, no doubt. Now, my chores list. Troll the local brony community by saying Ponies suck in every known Brony site like FIMfiction and Equestia Daily? Check... For a brief time until I got banned from them all respectfully. Rub cleaned Jafar's lamp? Check. Spend a day with Teen Mang with whatever rediculious thing he does?"
  • Junjie groans....

Flashback.

  • Junjie: "Well, Teen Mang, Your "older you" is making me spending a day with you a chore now as per, a punishment for a latest failure conserning using a monster from the banish realms to congure China. Let's just get it over with."
  • Teen Mang: "OH BOY?! A BUDDY! I made a list of fun things we can do! (Shows Junjie the list). The things that are extra fun, I written in red."
  • Junjie: ".... You seemed to have, written them all in red."
  • Teen Mang: "YEAH I KNOW?! Now the first thing on the list! I wanna show my best buddy to EVERYONE in the united Universes, wearing a chicken suit!"
  • Junjie: "And why would you be wearing a chicken suit?"
  • Teen Mang laughs!
  • Teen Mang: "That's a good one, Juny!"
  • Junjie: "Oh by the heavens no! Please don't tell me you mean--"

Later...

  • Junjie: AAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHH!!! (Gets chased by a pack of wolves while wearing a chicken suit) TEEN MANG, HELP ME!!!

Present

  • Junjie:... Check. Clean all the Changeling slime out of Cobra's room- EEWWWWWWW!!! DEFINITELY NOT!!! What the hell do Cobra and Chrysalis do in there, anyways?

Cutaway

  • Cobra: (Camera on door) Oh, Chry--

Cutaway is interrupted

  • Junjie: THAT WAS A RHETORICAL QUESTION!!! (Sighs) Well, I guess I can't bitch about it all day. I guess I'd better get the Shocktroopers to take care of that... Oh, wait, they're on break. And the one I did get to do dirty work is..... Crap! Well, I guess it's up to me, then.

Cobra's Room

  • Junjie opens the door, sees changling slime everywhere.
  • Junjie: "Oh, (gags), what a disgraceful way to make a brillient genius like myself do! Making me do humiliating, disguising chores, babysit a mentally defictent inferior clone of an already imcompident warlock, getting chased by wolves in a chicken suit, getting the raw deal of Xehanort's boot for no good reason other because of some book, act like an internet troll, dusting, cleaning, working, be a stool pigen, be a chew toy for that devine awful monster Japperwock, and not being treated like the genius I am! I feel more like a nanny/maid/slave then a high-ranking member of the Villain Leage! IT has clealy fallen from it's glorious days when it wasn't afraid to take risks! But Mang has lost his touch! I am not sure if Malefor made a right choice here! One of these days, I am gonna prove my worth, or my name is not-"
  • Junjie sees a CD covered in slime.
  • Junjie: "Junjie? What is this?"
  • Junjie, after remembering to put on gloves, removes the slime to reveil a Sappfire Shores music CD.
  • Junjie scoffs!
  • Junjie: "And on top of being incompident, he's a Sappfire Shores fan? That old local hit from Equestia? I find it ironic he wants to destroy Equestia as a paradise, YET he's a fan of a celeberty that ponies hopelessly obey even if she were to make a love song for a villain? I swear, Mang is seriously a hypoc-"
  • Junjie suddenly realised what he just said before.
  • Junjie: "Wait a minute.... If she were to make such a song for any villain, those weak-willed saps would eat it up like pudding!"
  • Junjie snickers.
  • Junjie: "Evil plan that is going to work? Check."

Junjie's room.

  • A group of dark looking ponies are seen.
  • An attractive pink pony is seen swooning over "Playhorse" magazenes.
  • An evil looking noble pony is seen swimming in a pile of money.
  • A lazy mare is seen doing absolutly nothing.
  • A very angry looking grey colt is punching a wall!
  • A green mare is stareing at a mirror!
  • A fat colt is seen eating like a pig!
  • A blue mare is seen admiring herself!
  • Tai Lung: "Why did Junjie asked us to babysit the Sinister 7 again?"
  • Galaxhar: "Well, remember that plan he was gonna do at the start of Forget-Me-Never? It was gonna be them. You see, Mang tecnecly rejected them when he forbid Junjie to carry out the original plan, now, he's keeping them secret ever since."
  • Makunga: "Oh what could possably be the worse Mang could do to them if he found out?"
  • Galaxar: Oh, I don't know...MANG COULD DESTROY THEM?!? BANISH THEM TO EQUESTRIA?!? TURN THEM INTO FREAKIN' HEARTLESSES?!? Junjie would have our asses fried if we so much as let Cobra know about it. And trust me, I don't think we wanna get beaten up by him again. Remember what he did after the time SpongeBob lost his memories?

Cutaway

  • Junjie: I WAS SO CLOSE!!! (Beats up Galaxar, Tai Lung, and Makunga) IF THAT DAMN SPONGE HADN'T GOTTEN HIS MEMORIES BACK, I WOULD'VE WON BY NOW!!! I FEEL SO FUCKING PISSED, I WANNA STUFF MYSELF WITH DYNAMITE, AND EXPLODE!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHH!!!

Present

  • Makunga: Oh, (Chuckles) yeah. I walked funny for weeks.
  • Tai Lung: (Scoffs) That still makes me laugh.
  • Makunga: (Steps on Tai Lung's foot and he screams in pain)
  • Galaxar: The point is he wants us to make sure these guys are kept as secret as possible.
  • Makunga: Why would Junjie keep these guys around, anyway?
  • Galaxar: I don't know, but he says he wants them to be perfect assistants. But who would want a bunch of ponies who have personalities based on the 7 Deadly Sins?
  • Tai Lung: Maybe he's hoping to make his own Elements of Harmony.
  • Galaxar:...(Everyone laughs) Making Elements of Harmony out of the 7 Deadly Sins, that's ridiculous! Junjie had the same idea for them, but it was just too silly for a role.
  • Makunga: "Well, it may have been because he just wants more supporters then just us. Why else did he make you create those guys from random DNA doners anyway?"
  • Galaxhar: "Well, between me, You two, his leopards, he doesn't seem to have the same support from the rest of the league completely. I mean, they perfectly acknowledge that Mang's an obvious childish dope, but they're too repectfully fearful to Malefor's faith in him. Why, I bet Xehanort would think so too, but he hangs out in that room of his too much."
  • Tai Lung: "Well, I have a feeling it might not be long until Junjie has another grand plan in the wings and-"
  • Junjie appears quickly!
  • Junjie: "GENTLEMEN!? I HAVE AN IDEA THAT'S GONNA WORK?!"
  • Junjie shows Mang's Sappfire CD.
  • Makunga: "You want us to make CDs?"
  • Junjie: "NO!? I just discovered that Mang is a fan of the local equestian celeberty, Sappfire Shores?!"
  • Galaxhar: ".... That's hypocritically weird for someone who wanted to destroy Equestia as a paradise."
  • Tai Lung: "And, this is news worthy of a latest plan, how?"
  • Junjie: Don't you see? We can use Sapphire's fame to our advantage. And I've already got it all planned out. You see...

A few explanations later...

  • Everyone: THAT'S INSANE!!!
  • Junjie: But it just might work. Although, as always, we'll have to keep an eye out for the Shell Lodgers. They tend to come out when you least suspect it.
  • Tai Lung: Obviously. I don't think I can stand another Wuxi Finger Hold from that Panda again.
  • Makunga: Nor can I handle them bringing that old lady into this. I mean, it's as crazy as when we still had those funny clips of the Lodge, we had that one where Alex and that old lady fought for 10 minutes.

Cutaway

  • Alex: (He and the old lady fight just like Peter Griffin and the Giant Chicken as the same music plays)

Present

  • Makunga: THAT was funny.
  • Galaxhar: "And don't get me started on how many clones I lost to those monsters of the lougers! Last week alone was nearly, (Gets dramatic) OVER 9000?! (Breaks scanner)"
  • Junjie: "Well that was an un-nessersarly copyrighted reference."
  • Tai Lung: "But in blunt honesty though, as much as we do rekindised your stragintic genius, your plans don't tend to...."
  • Makunga: "Actselly give results OTHER then self-humiliation?"
  • Galaxhar: "And a pissed off cobra abomination?"
  • Makunga: "Followed by unspeakable torture?"
  • Galaxhar: "And loss of creditability?"
  • Tai Lung: "Among those lines, yes."
  • Junjie: "That, is only because the Lougers or bad karma ruin everything!"
  • Galaxhar: "Sometimes it's both, actselly."
  • Junjie: "Besides, I can't help it, that I am the only shining exsample on what the Villain Leage used to be, and SUPPOSE to be about?! We're suppose to take extremest risks! The High Council wouldn't like us either way anyway, even IF we bowed pathicly to them like what Mang's doing now?! They're supposed to hate us! We're bad guys, they're good guys! It's basic nature! Why has Mang forgotten that?!"
  • Galaxhar: "Well, it's mainly for the surviveal of the Leage's ability to remain a funtional villain team, really. The High Council does have the power to have us disbanned by sending Mirage to the Banish Realms and send Mang and the rest of us to Prison 42!"
  • Junjie: "Then why, haven't they done it already, WHEN THEY KNOW WHAT WE HAVE PLANS FOR THAT STUPID KAIRI SLUT, THAT IDIOT SENTIENT PIECE OF CHEESE, AND THAT MARTY STU OF A DRAGON SPYRO?!"
  • Makunga: "That is confusing."
  • Junjie: "They only say those empty threats to control Mang and the leage like sheep and/or cattle!? Do you see the Dark Dragon or Dr. Nefarious bowing to such empty threats? No! And they are still as extreme as the day they existed?!"
  • Makunga: "Dr. Nefarious is a psycotic twat!"
  • Tai Lung: "And the Dark Dragon is simply unreasonable, and because he has the excuse of having an evil empire slightly stronger then even the strongest bulk of the High Council."
  • Junjie: "But the Villain Leage has MUCH more villains then both of those inferiors combined!? Even more then the High Council, and yet Mang is letting them bully and torture him into forcing us to miss oppertunites wasted by a series of OC villains?! Just, WHY?! Why isn't Team Nefarious and the Scouge Imperial turncoats suffering the same subugation we are going through?!"
  • Galaxar: I think it's because their hideouts are hard to find for them. Even WE don't know where they're hiding. We know that Nefarious has a space station, but we don't know where in the UUniverses it is.
  • Junjie: Yeah, that's a good point. They ARE hard to find. If we knew where they were, we would've went there, and blew the shit out of it. We're not villains because we were bad at doing what we do best... For the most part.
  • Tai Lung: Yet, we're constantly defeated by a bunch of misfits who continued growing in every moisode?
  • Junjie: Yes, but this time, it's gonna be different. Because it's gonna work. Trust me, guys, you won't regret it.
  • Galaxar: I sure hope not.
  • Junjie: "For this mission, we need only ourselves, and Blowhole. I don't think the Sinister 7 are ready yet."
  • Galaxhar: "Good idea. Do they remember to hide when Mang or any other member not us comes in?"
  • Junjie: "Alchorse! I trained them, didn't I?"

Blowhole's lab.

  • Dr. Blowhole: "Let me guess, land-lover, you want to ask me to add my contribution in another "inedable failure waiting to happen" plan concerning either another fruitless attempt to usurp the current louge leadership, the control of the Jade Palace, or something among the likes of proving to Mang that you can actselly return the leage back to it's former extremest days and that the High Council's threats really mean nothing?"
  • Junjie: "It's, the 3rd thing. This time, it concerns Equestia, and it's hopeless obcession of a Mandonna wanna-be named Sappfire Shores."
  • Dr. Blowhole sighed.
  • Dr. Blowhole: "Saying IF failure wasn't ineditable, I want 50% of, whatever it is we're trying to accomplise from using some hack celeberty from a girly planet of miniture equines. Ok, what exactly do you want from me, Jun-G!"
  • Junjie: "Well, it's simple and humble really. A mind-controling helmet, and a resicpe for mind-washing shampoo!"
  • Dr. Blowhole: "Mind-washing Shampoo? Wasn't that already done by a disney villain named Dr. Drakken?"
  • Makunga: Oh, yeah, him. I HATED that guy. He was on our team for almost 5 hours until he got kicked out for his egotism. Glad we don't have to see HIM again.
  • Junjie: But we still have the formula for his shampoo, right?
  • Dr. Blowhole: Well, yeah. It's right here. (Shows him the formula)
  • Junjie: I'll take that! (Snatches it from Blowhole) Now what about the mind-controlling helmet?
  • Dr. Blowhole: Well, we're running a little short on those, and it takes the lobsters weeks to make new ones. We've only got one left, so you're in luck. (Takes it out, and it's really small)
  • Junjie:... Are you sure it's big enough to fit an Equestrian Pony?
  • Dr. Blowhole: Sorry, it's Pen-gu-in sized. I tried to use it on Skipper once, and, well, let's just say it didn't turn out well.
  • Junjie: You got anything to make it bigger?
  • Dr. Blowhole: Well, I have been able to reverse engineer Kowalski's shrink ray, and make it into a size-manipulating ray. It might do the trick. (Uses it on the helmet, and it becomes pony-sized)
  • Junjie: BLOWHOLE, YOU'RE A GENIUS!!!
  • Dr. Blowhole: Of course I am! How else would I be able to get this cybernetic eye? It costs millions in my world just to buy an implant. Plus, we animals in our world have to keep our intelligence as secret as possible, so no luck that a dolphin would buy a cybernetic eye.
  • Junjie: Alright, we get it! You don't have to explain your eye for us. We all know how you get when we ask you about your eye.
  • Dr. Blowhole: (Leaning against Junjie) AND DON'T YOU FORGET IT, FOXY!!!
  • Junjie: "Personal space please!"
  • Dr. Blowhole backs up abit.
  • Junjie: "Leopards!"
  • Junjie's Leopards appear!
  • Junjie: "We have another mission to do! It's time to pay, a certain land of small horses a visit. A visit, not even that High Council loving Celestia will ever forget."

Chapter 2: Rarity's Unwelcomed Guests

Rarity's shop.

  • Rarity was working on a project.
  • Rarity: "Sappfire has entrusted me to make her new costume for her planned United Universe tour! It's so great to be trusted by the most devine of Equestian Celeberites!"
  • Sweetie Belle: I'm really sorry I nearly ruined your reputation with her last month.
  • Rarity: Oh, don't worry about it, little sister. You were just feeling jealous. It happens.
  • Sweetie Belle: Yeah, if it wasn't for Princess Luna, I would've set a bad example.
  • Rarity: Would you mind helping me prepare? It could really redeem you for that mistake.
  • Sweetie Belle: Okay. (Does that)
  • A knock knock was heard.
  • Rarity: "Let me go see who that is, Sweetie Belle."
  • Sweetie Belle: "Ok."

Downstairs.

  • Rarity is at the front door.
  • Rarity: "May I apply welcome you to the finest fastion bontic in all of Equestia, dear friends! For my name is-"
  • Rarity opens it to see Tai Lung, Makunga, Galaxhar, And Jinjie's Leopards and Blowhole's lobsters!
  • Rarity: "WHAA-HA-HA?!"
  • Galaxhar: "Your name is "Wha-Ha-Ha"? I thought it was "Rarity". I didn't know ponies spoke in Whatronian."
  • Rarity slams the door!
  • Rarity: "SWEETIE BELLE?!"
  • Rarity makes a run for it just as Tai Lung destroyed the door!
  • Galaxhar: "Capture Missus Wha-Ha-Ha at once?!"
  • Makunga facepalm!
  • Makunga: "That wasn't her name, she just scream!"
  • Galaxar: Oh. Just get her! (The lobsters surround Rarity)
  • Rarity: AARRGGHH!!! SWEETIE BELLE, RUN!!! IT'S THE VILLAIN LEAGUE!!!
  • Sweetie Belle: (Seeing everything downstairs, but the villains see her)
  • Galaxar: Who's that?
  • Makunga: That's Rarity's little sister! GET HER!!! She might expose us! (Junjie's Leopards persue her, but no matter how hard they try, they fail to catch her when she jumps out the window, and lands in a bush)
  • Sweetie Belle: Ouch!
  • Tai Lung: Where'd she go?!?
  • Makunga: We lost her! We must find her before she spills anything to anyone. (The lobsters and leopards search the place, but Sweetie Belle sneaks out of the bush, but trips over a rock, and gets the Villains' attention)
  • Lobster #1: AFTER HER!!!
  • Tai Lung: YOU WON'T ESCAPE US THAT EASILY, YOU PIPSQUEAK!!! (Tries using the nerve attack on Sweetie Belle, but misses, and she falls over a hill, and escapes their sight)
  • Makunga: GET THAT FILLY!!! (They look behind the bushes to see that Sweetie Belle has disappeared. All there is is a pond)...Where is she?
  • Lobster #2: Maybe she's hiding in the pond.
  • Makunga: (Scoffs and laughs) She REALLY thinks she can hide from us in a pond? (Laughs) If she thinks that THAT's a good plan, then let's just wait until she can't hold it any longer... Any second now... Any second...(Sweetie Belle is actually hiding in another bush, and quietly sneaks away)... Any moment... DROWN, GODDAMN IT!!!
  • Lobster #3: (Looks inside it)... Uh, she's not down there.
  • Makunga: What? SEARCH THE PERIMETER!!! LEAVE NO STONE UNTURNED!!! (They do that, and Sweetie Belle is far enough away, and finally stops in exhaustion)
  • Sweetie Belle: (Pants) My legs are too small for running. I gotta get to the Clubhouse. (Runs away)

Back at Rarity's house.

  • Rarity is tied up by some Lobsters, as Blowhole and Junjie came in.
  • Rarity: "What do you ruffians want with poor little me?"
  • Junjie: We need 'poor little you' because I have a plan that will-
  • Rarity: Oh, let me guess. You're gonna be recognized as a great asset once this plan of yours is complete, right?
  • Junjie:... Well, thank you, Ms. Spoiler. You see, our plan is plain and simple...

A few explanations later...

  • Rarity: That has to be the lamest plan I have EVER heard in my life!
  • Dr. Blowhole: Oh, you don't know anything, lady! All you know is fashion.
  • Junjie: Yeah. Besides, it'll work as long as nobody spoils it for us. (To the Villains) You removed all witnesses, right?
  • Makunga: Well, not exactly.
  • Junjie: Excuse me?
  • Makunga: Her young sister, Sweetie Belle was there when we did the deed, and... We kind of lost her.
  • Junjie: YOU IDIOT!!! (Smacks Makunga in the crotch) YOU'VE LET HER BLABBER EVERYTHING TO SOMEONE!!! HER CRUSADER FRIENDS COULD CONTACT THE SHELL LODGE SQUAD!!!
  • Makunga: Wait a minute, Crusader friends?... EVERYONE TO THE CUTIE MARK CRUSADER CLUBHOUSE!!! SHE MAY BE ON HER WAY THERE!!!
  • Dr. Blowhole: "Oh relax, like anyone would believe a stu-pid little child."
  • Rarity: "Sweetie Belle is not stupid! Misguided maybe, but not stupid!"
  • Dr. Blowhole: "I'm saying that children don't tend to be very creditable due to overactive igmaginations and poor comcepts of reality. Besides, these "crusaders" don't know how to use communicaters, and the only communitcations system in Ponyville, was torn asunder when this, "Tie-Rack" came to cause trouble, and it won't be weeks until the lougers deliver a new one."
  • Junjie: "Hmm, I suppose so, but just to be on the safe side, we need to act fast and swiftly! I know a trick that I used once to pretend to be Oogway's ghost can enable me, (Preforms a few Kung Fu moves, and turns into Rarity) (In Rarity's voice) to convince missus Sappfire to unwittingly score a great leage victory over Equestia. And by the time the lougers DO show up, I would already be LONG prepared for them! It's a brillence, worthy of a thoundson tyrant kings."
  • Rarity: (Scoffs) Sure. Good luck with that one. (Junjie punches her)
  • Junjie: Why are you hitting yourself? (Punches her again) Why are you hitting yourself? (Imitating Rarity) Ooh, look at me, I'm a generous little neat-freak who bitches about being dirty and I'm always SO full of myself! I even let my generosity get the best of me by letting a greedy pony steal my work. Oh dear, that's not very swell! I also still wet my bed and suck my hoof! (Laughs)
  • Rarity: YOU NASTY JERK!!! I DON'T EVEN SOUND LIKE THAT!!!
  • Junjie: Yes you do! I have your voice. (Laughs) Now back to business. Lobsters, take her away.
  • Dr. Blowhole: HEY, I command the lobsters, thank you very much. Lobsters, take her away! (They put Rarity in a sack, and they carry her off)
  • Makunga: That was very funny how you mocked her!
  • Junjie: Well, duh! You laugh at EVERYTHING.
  • Makunga: What can I say? I have a great sense of humor.
  • Junjie: (Imitating Rarity) Whatever, dear! (Everyone laughs)

CMC Clubhouse

  • Sweetie Belle: (With Applebloom and Scootaloo) And when they thought I was hiding in the pond, I escaped and got here as fast as my tiny legs could carry me.
  • Applebloom: What Villain Leaguers did this?
  • Sweetie Belle: Well, there was that Makunga lion, that snow leopard who I can't remember his name, that Alien guy, and there was a whole army of lobsters and these 5 other female snow leopards who I was pretty lucky to escape.
  • Scootaloo: Holy Equestria, we gotta do something! Can't we contact the shell lougers and-
  • Applebloom: "But one problem with that! The original communitcator was destroyed with Twilight's libary, and her new tree-castle doesn't have one installed yet!"
  • Scootaloo: "We could ask Twilight to send a message to Celestia! She has a communicator!"
  • Sweetie Belle: "Actselly, I heard from my sister they're still fixing it when Celestia zapped it to prevent Shen from calling on Tri-Corn."
  • Scootaloo: "Well, Rainbow Dash said it's fixed by now, so it's still doable."
  • Sweetie Belle: "Perfect! But we have to act now! The Villain Leage might assume since we're kids, no one is gonna listen to us, but there is possabilies that they will send Lobsters and leopards after us just in cause!"
  • Scootaloo: "Then let's get going! Besides, Twilight totally has seen the Villain Leage before! She's surely gonna beleive us!"
  • ???: CRUSADERS!!! (The Crusaders gasp, and they see out the window the Villain Leaguers appearing this time with Blowhole and Junjie)
  • Sweetie Belle: Oh, it's that Junjie guy again! He must be doing this to be honored again.
  • Scootaloo: Perfect. We're being attacked by the outcast of the Villain League.
  • Applebloom: How embarrassin'.
  • Sweetie Belle: Let's just get out of here! I sure hope they don't destroy our Clubhouse.
  • Scootaloo: Let's use the secret hatch! (Opens a hidden door leading to a slide)
  • Applebloom: Since when did we-
  • Scootaloo: Let's just go! (Throws Applebloom and Sweetie Belle down the slide) GERONIMO! (Slides down with them)
  • Tai Lung: AAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHH!!! (Smashes the Clubhouse)
  • Scootaloo: Dammit!
  • Applebloom: Scootaloo! We agreed not to use that language anymore!
  • Scootaloo: Sorry, let's just find Twilight! (They hop into the scooter and wagon, and ride off)
  • Junjie: THERE THEY GO!!! (They see them taking off)
  • Dr. Blowhole: LOBSTERS, ATAA-AA-AA-AA-AA-AACK!!! (The lobsters chase them, only to find out that they can't crawl fast enough to catch them)
  • Junjie: (Sighs) LET'S JUST GET THEM OURSELVES!!!
  • Dr. Blowhole: Fine! (Presses a button on his scooter)
  • Max Voice: (As rockets pop out on his scooter) MAXIMUM OVERDRIVE!!!
  • Junjie: HOP ON!!! (Everyone piles onto the scooter)
  • Dr. Blowhole: Okay, I don't think this scooter will boost good with all of us on- (The scooter boosts off) AAA-AAA-AAA-AAA-AAA-AAA-AAAAAHH!!!
  • Applebloom: Uh, Scoo? We've got company!
  • Scootaloo: Not if I can help it! (They fly up a ramp with the Villains close behind them, and while the Crusaders fall gracefully through the air, Blowhole's scooter speeds into the air like a rocket)
  • Junjie: BLOWHOLE, I TAKE IT BACK, YOU'RE NOT A GENIUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUS!!! (They crash in the distance)
  • Makunga: OW! MY SPLEEN!!!

Twilight's Castle

  • Scootaloo: (She and the Crusaders arrive) Whoa, the Kingdom is bigger than I expected.
  • Applebloom: I know. Our sisters must be excited that they have a view of Ponyville up there.
  • ???: Well, if it isn't the Cutie Mark Crusaders! (Discord appears near the entrance)
  • Scootaloo: Oh, it's you, Discord.
  • Applebloom: Yeah, that jerkoff who betrayed us to that Tirek varmint!
  • Discord: PLEASE don't bring that up, kiddies. In my defence, he was extremely convincing! Just tell me what you're here for. Both of your sisters ain't here, but Rainbow Dash is. Twilight's busy at the moment, and-
  • Sweetie Belle: RARITY'S BEEN KIDNAPPED!!!
  • Discord: Oh... Well, darn. Why didn't you just say so? (Teleports them into the Castle)

Inside

  • Spike: "I'm surprise on how you were able to re-create all the libary books for the new castle libary, Twilight."
  • Twilight: "Well, it pays to have a photograptic memory."
  • Discord and the crusaders appear!
  • Twilight: "Discord? Girls? Our next session isn't until tomorrow! What's going on?"
  • Sweetie Belle: It's Rarity! She's been kidnapped by Junjie!
  • Twilight: Junjie! (Sighs) You have GOT to be kidding me. Doesn't that fox ever lean his lesson?
  • Rainbow Dash: (Appears) Well, I hope that Junjie is prepared to meet his comeuppance yet again, because I am about to kick his ass into next Thursday!
  • Twilight: Rainbow Dash, not in front of the girls!
  • Scootaloo: Oh, trust me, she cusses a lot in front of me. She usually has her angry days.
  • Rainbow Dash: I--(Chuckles)...Yeah, about that, I'm pretty sorry.
  • Discord: Oh, relax, they're not THAT young.
  • Applebloom: I'm 8.
  • Sweetie Belle: So am I.
  • Scootaloo: I'm 9.
  • Discord: Oh... Well, crud!
  • Twilight: Well, we'd better find a way to get to the Shell Lodgers--
  • ???: GIRLS?!? (Junjie appears disguised as Rarity) You're NEVER gonna believe what happened to me! (Pants)
  • Everyone: Rarity?
  • Discord: Oh, how wonderful! I should've known these kids were being delusional.
  • Junjie: No, she's right, dear. I really WAS kidnapped. But of course, I was able to handle them. It wasn't that hard. I just had to annoy them for a bit until they cracked up, and ran away like babies.
  • Twilight: Oh...wow. That seems pretty believable.
  • Applebloom: Yeah. I remember when she was kidnapped by those weird diamond-phile dogs, and she annoyed the heck out of them.
  • Sweetie Belle: Wow. I never knew the Villains were such whiners.
  • Junjie: Well, I just wanted to make sure you girls knew I was okay. Now, I need to get back to my Boutique. I've got to hurry too, because Sapphire Shores is gonna be here soon. (Leaves)
  • Rainbow Dash:...Well, I guess there's nothing to worry about then.
  • Spike: "I don't know.... Something seems off. Junjie doesn't normally sound like the kind of guy to be annoyed THAT easily! I mean, he was a former sholin monk for an Oynx council of some sort, so, it would normally be PRETTY hard to annoy them that quickly."
  • Discord: "That does sound too good and too anti-climatic to be true! He would normally the the kind of guy to just tape her mouth shut instead of being that easily annoyed!"
  • Twilight: "Actselly, your both right. From what I was learning from Celestia about sensing lies and truth, I sense a strangely dishonest vibe from Rarity.... If I can even call her that."
  • Rainbow Dash: "Oh boy. We're still stuck on this, huh?"
  • Twilight: "Yes, but we have to be extremely careful now. We don't want the leage to realise we're onto them, or else they'll be made to take drastic measures on us!"

Chapter 3: A Fox in Pony's Fur

Rarity's shop.

  • Junjie (Still in Rarity's form): "Ha-ha! It worked! I was able to convince those fools that all is well! Now, my plans will resume as if nothing was in danger! Has the helmet been properly disguised yet?"
  • Dr. Blowhole: We're getting close. I added a holographic disguise chip inside it to make it look like a fashionable hat.
  • Junjie (Turns back into Junjie): Great. You all know the plan, Sapphire will be here soon, and when she arrives, we're gonna be giving her the helmet as a 'gift'. Then after that, we move to the next phase of my plan.
  • Dr. Blowhole: Don't you mean 'Part' of your plan? Phases are PARTS of parts.
  • Junjie: Whatever. Anyway, were you able to take care of Rarity?
  • Makunga: Yeah, it was pretty hard to get her to be silent in the closet in her room, so I thought we'd knock her out.
  • Junjie: Perfect. Our plan is working like a charm. At last, I'm finally winning for once. The Villain League will finally appreciate me. (Laughs)
  • Knocking was heard!
  • Junjie: "Oh, our little friend is coming now!"
  • Junjie turns into Rarity, and proceeds to answer the door!

Main room.

  • Rarity/Junjie answers the door, reveiling Sappfire Shores!
  • Sappfire Shores: "Well hey hey hey Rarit-Ty! You never looked more, SE-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-ANSATIONAL! OW?!"
  • Rarity/Junjie: "Well, excitable, aren't we?"
  • Sappfire Shores: "So how's every little thang? Is my costume for my speical Universeal tour ready yet? I wanna look, SE-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-ANSATIONAL!? OW?!"
  • Rarity/Junjie: "Now now, you keep doing that, and that voice will be getting laringiest. And that would ruin your hopes to spread aimless hip-hop pop to the United Universe, now would it?"
  • Sappfire Shores: "Wow, your alittle snippy lately, Rarity. Did I came in a bad time?"
  • Rarity/Junjie: "Oh no, not at all. I am just giving you passive aggresive advice."
  • Sappfire: "Hmm, I respect that."
  • Rarity/Junjie: "Alchorse, your outfit is just about ready, but, here's the catch, I also have made you, a very charming and, "hypotising" hat for you to wear with it!"
  • Sappfire: "A hat? Girl, you didn't tell me you was making a hat!"
  • Rarity/Junjie: "Well, it was my sister's idea, Petey Bill!"
  • Sappfire Shores: "Sweetie Belle."
  • Rarity/Junjie: "Uh, right, what did I say?"
  • Sapphire Shores: You said 'Petey Bill'.
  • Rarity/Junjie: Yes, of course, that's what I meant. Please, come in. (Sapphire comes in)
  • Sapphire Shores: Wow, your boutique seems pretty messy lately. It's almost as if it was invaded by bandits, or something.
  • Rarity/Junjie: Yeah (Chuckles) that would be kinda silly. But of course, I've got your outfit right here. (Shows her the dress, and the hologram-disguised helmet)
  • Sapphire Shores: Holy Moly Mother of Pearl! That's just beautiful. I've never known somepony with your vision could produce something like this. Even the hat looks gorgeous. It looks almost like some kind of magic illusion.
  • Rarity/Junjie: Yeah, it does. You'd be amazed what help from your little sister can do.
  • Sappfire takes the dress and the hat!
  • Sappfire: "My back-up dancers are gonna be so jelly!"
  • Rarity/Junjie: "Why not try it on now?"
  • Sappfire: "I don't want to prematurely spoil the public with my new look! I'll try it on once I get to my Sappfire mansion in Canterlot! I am holding a Farewell To Equestia Concert as a start to my new United Universe tour! Your welcome to see the concert yourself with some friends!"
  • Sappfire gives over some tickets.
  • Rarity/Junjie: "My, your so generious.... Concert tickets."
  • Sappfire: "See ya Rarity! It was-"
  • Rarity/Junjie: "Let me guess.... Sensational Ow?"
  • Sappfire: "Girl, you just read my mind like a psykic!"
  • Sappfire left with the clothes and hat in a box, As Junjie laughs wickedly.
  • Rarity/Junjie: "Gentlemen? Who's up for a trip to Canterlot?"

Chapter 4: Sapphire's 'New' Hat, Now With Brainwashing Features

Sappfire's Mansion.

  • Back-Up dancers were relaxing or practicing when suddenly, Sappfire entered the room with her new dress and "Hat".
  • Back-Up dancers: "OHHHHH!"
  • Back-Up dancer one: "Sappfire, you always get more gorgious everyday!"
  • Sappfire: "Aw, your so sweet, I-"
  • Suddenly, Sappfire froze, and suddenly, looks as if she's hyponotised.
  • A voice only Sappfire can hear: "You are under my control, Pon-ny. This, is your master, Sappfire. You will do what we say."
  • Sappfire (Monotone): "I'll do.... What you say...."
  • Blowhole's voice: "Now, you say the following to your inferior dancers."
  • Back-Up dancer 2: "Uh, Sappfire... You ok?"
  • Sappfire: "I'm.... Fine.... Listen, my little Pon-nay fri-ends. If we are going to share our hip-hop pop to the united universes, we need to End-dorse someone. Someone the non-pon-nays can relate too."
  • Back-Up singer 3: "Oh, sure! Let's try the Shell Lougers! They're great heroes and-"
  • Sappfire: "No way, Jose!"
  • Back-up Singer 3: "My name's not Jose. I'm not even spanich."
  • Sappfire: "What-ev-ver. Anyway, the Shell Losers are too clean! The best kind of pub-bliss-ity, is bad pub-bliss-ity! And who can be any badder, then the Villain Leage?"
  • Back-Up Dancers gasped!
  • Back-Up dancer 4: "But Sappfire, that'll ruin your career and the tour! Those guys are Darkspawn worshippers!"
  • Sappfire: "That's just tabliod bullshit made up by those High Council idiots to further make the people hate them! Sometimes, if you want people to remember you as a celeberty, you need to be con-tro-vers-eal as possable! And I don't see that anyone more controverseal then them! They are, SE-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-ASATIONAL?! OWCH?!"
  • Back-Up Dance 1: "Uh, Sappfire, are you going back to Choas meth again? You know what you were like THE LAST TIME you were exposed to that stuff!"
  • Sapphire: I am NOT on that drug, missy prissy! I just want to make sure we endorse something that I found that is NOT from the Villain League, but I found somewhere on some kind of... Uh... Villain League freighter. I've tested the stuff, and it seems to have no effect. I think it must be something they were using on a cancelled evil plan or something.
  • Backup Dancer 2: Oh, thank Celestia! I thought for sure you were being manipulated by those guys or something. Besides, what is this 'stuff' that you wanted to endorse?
  • Sapphire: This! (Shows them a bottle similar to the one Dr. Drakken used, but with a different title 'Amazingly Super-Awesome Aging Cream') It's a SEA-A-A-A-A-A-A-ANSATIONAL AGING CREAM!... OWCH!!!
  • Backup Dancer 3: Wow, for a minute, I thought the product would be something harmful. In fact, that bottle looks familiar for some odd reason. I think it was from a childhood TV show that I can't seem to remember much.
  • Sapphire: Well, I don't think that matters, my Poan-nay friends. Because Sapphire Shores has something to be VERY proud of! (Cackles in Blowhole's dolphin laugh)
  • Backup Dancer 1: What's with that laugh, Sapphire? You trying to call for a dolphin or something? (Everyone laughs)
  • Sapphire: Oh, no, it's... Uh... Just my allergies.
  • Back-Up dancer 3: "Oh relax, we know you have a serious dolphin fetish. It is your "Lucky animal" after all. Hell, your room in unbelieveably dolphin themed."
  • Back-Up Dancer 2: "Why, there's even a tabliod rumor that your married to a male Dolphin named El Superioro, Equestia's strongest sentient dolphin!"
  • Sappfire: "What did I say about taking Tabliods seriously?!"
  • Back-Up dancer 1: "Wow, touchy! Are you on your period again?"
  • Sappfire: "No, I am just stressed that I am sharing aimless pop songs to places beyond the land of cute girly ponies! Now, let's practice our, horsey dances, A one two three 4?!"
  • They get on stage and began to practice their rotine!
  • Sappfire: "And we better get this right! Concert is in 5 hours!"

Twilight's castle, 4 hours left.

  • Twilight: "Discord, have you anything to report from spying on Junjie and his cronies?"
  • Discord: Do I ever? I just found out that Junjie's been impersonating Rarity to get close to Sapphire so he can give her... Some kind of mind-controlling helmet that is magically disguised as a hat. I don't know why he would do this, but when I followed Sapphire to her rehearsals, she began sounding like... Dr. Blowhole. The awkward word pronunciations, the weird dolphin-laugh, even her tone sounded exactly the same as Blowhole's. Said she wanted to endorse some kind of... Aging cream.
  • Twilight: Aging cream? Mind-control helmet? These two don't seem to add up pretty well, but I don't know how Junjie could possibly disguise himself as Rarity without knowing how Rarity acts or sounds like.
  • Discord: Well, he sounded pretty convining when he came in here to trick us. Surely, he must be planning something.
  • Rainbow Dash: Well, that's what we're gonna find out.
  • Applebloom: Can we help? (The Crusaders gave puppy-dog eyes)
  • Discord: Peh, I've seen sad-faced dogs more cuter than that!
  • Twilight: I don't think it's a good idea for you girls to be with us. It's too dangerous.
  • Scootaloo: Puh-shya! We can take care of ourselves.
  • Applebloom: Yeah, I had to risk my life tryin' to prove that to my big sister months ago. She was annoying me.
  • Discord: Well, let's just bring you along, anyways. But we'll only do it if you're NOT doing it for your cutie mark fetish.
  • Applebloom: IT AIN'T A FETISH!!!
  • Scootaloo: HOW DARE YOU SAY IT'S FETISH?!?
  • Twilight: Girls, calm down! He's just saying we don't want you to do it for your cutie marks. Remember what it got you into with Fluttershy last time?
  • Discord: (Opens up the flashback)

Flashback

  • The Crusaders: Aw, man!
  • Applebloom: There goes our chance to get our cutie marks.
  • Scootaloo: Thanks a lot, snake lady.
  • Wajinga: Sorry, young ones. I feel as if my presence wasn't appreciated.
  • Fluttershy: Wait, you girls were helping me so you three can get cutiemarks? (The CMCs hesitated)
  • Scootaloo: Well...kinda. We are the Cutie Mark Crusaders after all.
  • Fluttershy: I...I...I can't believe you helped me to help yourselves!
  • Sweetiebelle: But we did wanna help!
  • Scootaloo: We just hoped we'd get Swim-Instructor cutie marks out of this!
  • Applebloom: We didn't mean any harm! Honest! (Fluttershy cries)
  • Fluttershy: NO WONDER THE MERPONIES DON'T LIKE LAND PEOPLE!!! YOU'RE ALL GREEDY AND SELF-IMPORTANT!!! (Fluttershy gets out and returns back to normal) Thanks for helping, Wajinga, but I decided I'm going on this journey to Equantica by myself! I don't wanna babysit these fillies if any of my friends ask again! (She runs off crying)
  • Wajinga: Child, please! I promise you these children meant no ill intentions! (Fluttershy didn't hear her)
  • Applebloom: ...Now look what you did, you old witch!

Present

  • Applebloom: (After Discord rolls up the flashback) Please, don't remind us about that.
  • Scootaloo: "Trust me, we tried "Hero cutiemarks" before like, a bajillion times already, and not once did we got them!"
  • Twilight: "Fair enough. Spike, take a letter!"
  • Spike: Wow, Twilight, it's actually been a while since we used letters as messages. Not since you became a Princess.
  • Twilight: I know. Isn't that strange?
  • Spike: Alright, what should it say?
  • Twilight: "Dear Princess Celestia, it's been a while since I last used letters for messages, but now, we need to use them since Tirek destroyed the old library along with the communications computer. The thing is that Rarity's been kidnapped by Junjie, who's once again trying to be taken seriously. We know his plan involves aging cream and a mind-control helmet disguised as a festive hat for Sapphire Shores, but these clues don't seem to add up rather well. So if you could, could you please contact the Shell Lodge Squad to help us out? Your faithful student, Princess Twilight Sparkle."
  • Spike: (Sends the message) Well, now that that's done, we should probably think of what the clues mean.
  • Sweetie Belle: "There's only one way to find out! We got a train to catch!"
  • Discord: "Why spend needless money when we can go there? Flippity Flabby flo!"
  • Discord snaps his fingers, and the group began teleporting!

Somewhere else.

(The following is based on a joke from the Nostaglia Critic's Moulin Rouge review)

  • They appeared.
  • Twilight: "Discord, I appresiate the help, but...."
  • Music plays.
  • Twilight: "What the...."
  • Itchie Itchie plays.
  • Twilight: "Oh, no...."
  • Pinkie Pie, and two random ponies in can-can outfits dance!
  • Twilight: "Pinkie Pie, what the hell?"
  • Pinkie: "Oh hey Twilight, me and Random Pony 1 and Random Pony 2 are doing our Itchie Itchie Gaya dances! Wanna join?"
  • Twilight: "Why are you dressed up like that?"
  • Pinkie: "It's part of the dances. Dancy Slumber Party!"
  • Random Ponies: "Feather fight!"
  • Pinkie and the Ponies giggled!
  • Twilight: "Uh, listen Pinkie, while we're sorry we dropped into, whatever it is your doing, Sappfire Shores and Rarity may be in trouble, and, we could use your help."
  • Pinkie: "Okie Dookie! Be back later girls! I am doing heroing stuff!"
  • Twilight: "Ok, but, if we're gonna talk about this, can it NOT be here? I feel like I am in the start of a very strange clopfic."
  • Discord: "Absoluty!"
  • Discord snaped his fingers again and teleport!

Elsewhere.

  • They appear at Galacon.
  • Discord: "Oops. I just teleported us in the upcoming Galacon. My mistake."
  • Discord snaps his fingers.

Elsewhere.

  • They appear in Disney world.
  • Discord: "Oh, we seem to be in Disney world for some reason."
  • Discord snapped his fingers

Elsewhere.

  • They appear in Hanololo!
  • Discord: "That's Hanololo!"
  • Discord snaps his fingers again!

Elsewhere.

  • They appear in what looks like a secret alien like lair.
  • Discord: "Uh, That's classifived."
  • Discord snaps his fingers again.

Elsewhere.

  • They appear in a tribal setting.
  • Discord: "That's planet of the Ostriches!"
  • Discord snaps his fingers again just in time before Ostrich people attack!

Elsewhere.

  • They appear in Pinkie's House with the past group.
  • Discord: "That's two minutes ago."
  • Discord snaps his fingers again.

Elsewhere.

  • They appear in Senator Tri-corn's bathroom while Tri-Corn was using the toilet!
  • Discord: "That's something I never wanna speak of again."
  • Tri-Corn: "WHAT THE-"
  • Discord snaps his fingers again!

Elsewhere.

  • They appear outside the Gates of Canterlot.
  • Discord: "Oops, I seemed to have poofed us OUTSIDE of Canterlot. Well, I guess I could just-"
  • Twilight: "NONONONONONONONONONONO! It's fine! We got to Canterlot now!"
  • Discord: Huh, I guess SOMEPONY doesn't like teleporting.
  • Pinkie: I do! It tickles!
  • Twilight: Well, that only seems to happen when it's being used over and over. The more you use it, the more funny it feels. That's how the teleportation spells work.
  • Discord: Funny how it only works on mortal ponies. Wait a minute! (Snaps again, and uses this as a way to tickle Twilight)
  • Twilight: Oh-no-you-don't-Dis-cord-stop-(Laughs)-Sto-it-(Laughs)-I-can't-breath-(Laughs)-that's-getting-annoy-ing-(Laughs)-(Discord stops, and Twilight laughs hard)
  • Pinkie: DO IT TO ME, DO IT TO ME!!!
  • Twilight: NO! We've done enough of that! Let's just get to Canterlot.

Canterlot

  • Sappfire's mansion is seen.
  • The back-up dancers are tired out.
  • Sappfire: "You In-fear-I-or Pon-nays, what is wrong!?"
  • Back-Up dancer 1: "Sorry Sappfire, but, your running us ragged?!"
  • Sappfire: "Honestly, you guys are gonna make me look bad in front of my new maniger: MC June-G!"
  • Back-Up Dancer: "You never had a maniger before."
  • Sappfire: "I do now. He is one happening Fox!"
  • Suddenly, the door is smacked down, and Junjie, Tai Lung, Galaxhar, and Makunga are disguised as a rap group appeared!
  • Junjie: "A WICKY WICKY WORD!"
  • Sappfire: "Hey, June-G! You made it!"
  • Junjie: "What's the 411, my little mini-horse? Give me some skins, pop sister!"
  • They high-five!
  • Junjie: "We're a real bag of chips!"
  • Back-Up dancer 3: "(Scoffs), Wow. Is someone having a very bad mid-life crisis or what?"
  • Junjie: We've come here to make sure you have a rocking time distributing this AWESOME aging cream! Oh, do I feel like a pint-sized pup again! (Laughs)
  • Sapphire: YEAH, SEA-A-A-A-A-A-ANSATIONAL!!!...
  • Junjie:... (On communicator) You're forgetting the 'ouch', Blowhole!
  • Sapphire: Oh, right, OWCH!!! (All the Backup singers are confused)
  • Backup Dancer #2: Well... Sapphire, might I suggest a therapist later?
  • Sapphire: Of course not. I'm fine. Now let's keep rehearsing. June-G will help us more.
  • Junjie: Alright, and a 1, and a 2, and a 1, 2, 3, 4- (They blare the electric guitars so loudly that the Backup Dancers are blown straight out of the mansion)... Oops.
  • Sapphire: I'm sure they're fine.
  • Backup Dancer #2: I'M COMPLETELY NOT FINE!!!

Celestia's Throne Room

  • Celestia: (Reading Twilight's message)... Oh, boy. Not Junjie again. That fox is ALWAYS getting himself in trouble. He nearly ruined Twilight's birthday a couple of years ago. Well, this I must contact the Shell Lodge about. (Soon, Discord, Twilight and Pinkie arrive) Twilight, Discord, Pinkie!
  • Twilight: "Did you get the latter?"
  • Celestia: "Yes, and I am very distress that once again, Junjie is doing something extreme just to prove to Mang he has nothing to fear returning the leage to their extremist days, and mostly, to prove he is wrothy of leage respect."
  • Twilight: But really, why would he need to use both a mind-control helmet and some aging cream?
  • Discord: Or perhaps it's NOT aging cream. Maybe it's something else, like a container of Pink Elephant Soap.
  • Pinkie: THAT'S IT!!! JUNJIE WANTS TO TERRORIZE EQUESTRIA WITH THE PINK ELEPHANTS!!!
  • Twilight: Pinkie, that's very unlikely. The Pink Elephants are too annoying to even be a good plan. You just have to sit there for a few minutes and wait for them to go chaotic on your butt!
  • Discord: Ooh, sounds like my kind of gig.
  • Celestia: "AHEM!"
  • Discord: ".... Scratch that last comment."
  • Celestia: "Anyway, since Rarity has been kidnap, this is a elements of harmony barer matter! Twilight, I want you, Discord, and Pinkie to return to Ponyville, get the rest of your friends, and condone a search party in Rarity's estate! I'll soon enough contact the Lougers! They'll handle everything!"
  • The trio suluted and ran off!

Sappfire mansion, 2 hours.

  • The Crusaders are seen sneaking about, planning to sneak in and spy on Junjie's plan.
  • The Succeeded in getting inside the mansion, and have seen the Back-Up dancers tired beyond belief, practicly exhausted.
  • Back-Up Dancer 4: "Missus Sappfire? Can we please, PLEASE!? Take a break now!?"
  • Sappfire: "Alright, alright, you weak land lover! Go to the Sappfire break room and take a few minutes of rest!"
  • Back Up Dancers: "THANK YOU!?"
  • They ran off!
  • Sappfire: "I must admit, it's going ex-act-lee as you plan, Jun-G."
  • Junjie: "Thank you, "Sappfire". My plan is coming to true fruitition! It's perfect! Soon, Sappfire will sing her new song: A song inspired from that rock-star ghost Ember from Danny phantom, in which, will amblyfy the brain-washing helmet to make them love the song, reguardless that it's about, yours truely, leaving their minds vulerable for ANY suggestion! Then, I will sing my perfectly exicuted rap that'll sell the aging cream for good! Then, my mind-control cream will make the populus, bow to my feet, then I'll have them commit a revolt, over-throw Celestia, and make me their king! That will prove indiffently to Mang, that I AM TO BE ACCEPTED!? Plus, he'll practicly man-love me making his idol a great Villain Leage endorser! I can already see it! "Oh, Junjie. I am so sorry for abusing you. I am clearly an imcompident twat! Your a real genius!" Oh, why thank you Mang, I'm glad we're putting things behind us. "As of now, I will return the leage to their glorious extremest days, NO more bowing to the High Council for us!" Brillient sir! You finally broken out the chains of slavery, and-"
  • The other villains were stareing at him.
  • Junjie: "Uh, ahem. You get the picture."
  • Tai Lung: Yeah, I'm sure it's MUCH easier than spreading a whole boat-load of Facilier's voodoo Pink Elephant soap across Equestria, and terrorizing everyone, AND traumatizing young children.
  • Junjie: HAH! That's a CHEAP plan! I could've spread that soap by using the Crystal Heart. THAT would've made it easier. (Everyone laughs)
  • Makunga: Maybe you could include that in one of our future plans: Terrorize Equestria with Pink Elephants.
  • Junjie: Let's not focus on those pink bastards for now, and just focus on spreading my brainwashing shampoo. It'll be a BLAST! (Everyone laughs)
  • Applebloom: I KNEW that stuff wasn't aging cream.
  • Sweetie Belle: Where would they get brainwashing shampoo?
  • Scootaloo: I have NO idea, but we'd better warn the others. (They sneak off)

Dragon Temple

  • Trigger: (The Lodgers are coming back in after another fight) Well, Ratigan's stuck in jail for a while. Seriously, who knew Alberta had an issue about rats?
  • Kowalski: I did. You see in 1950, Alberta started a government rat-control program-
  • Rico: BORING!!!
  • Kolwalski: "Well EXCUSE ME history isn't all, Violence, exploudions, and gore! Sometimes there's just facts!?"
  • Shenzi: "Well, I just can't believe Mang thought he was gonna congure Dragon Realms Canada by having Ratigan and Fagin cause a rat revolt! Man, I think the Villain League is starting to become stupid! We hardly did anything except chase rats away! Those Mounties did most of the work and beaten the snot out of Ratigan and Faggy for us!"
  • Banzai: "Yeah, mostly Ratigan, bro! (Laughs), I don't think we'll be seeing them again for awhile!"

Canada Alberta.

  • Ratigan: "FAGIN!? GET ME OUT OF HERE!?"
  • Fagin: "I'm doing it the best of my ability!"
  • A bird proof fence is seen.
  • Fagin: "It appears they have surrounded the prison in a wall of inpentriable engry!"
  • Ratigan: ".... It's a bird proof fence, you out-of-date imbecle."
  • Fagin: "Still, It's gonna be awhile until Mang and reinforcements come to rescue you! Till then, I'll think of something to free you! As long as I avoid those violent but polite mounties! Seriously, who knew Alberta was the only place in the Dragon Realms free of rats?
  • Ratigan: Don't you read history?
  • Fagin: Not that much. I'm a Darkspawn, and they don't have access to many books or Internet. Let's just try and figure a way to get you out of here.

Dragon Temple

  • Skipper: (The communicator computer wails) We've got a call!
  • Kowalski: (Goes to the computer)... It's from Celestia!
  • Lord Shen: Great, ANOTHER mission.
  • Celestia: (Appears on the computer) Hey, guys. I think we may have another crisis on our hands. Junjie has come to be an extremist again.
  • Iago: WHY am I NOT surprised?
  • SpongeBob: How many more times does that fox have to be like that? Does he have ANY idea that the Villain League is never gonna favor him?
  • Sandy: Well, you know what we gotta do. We gotta get down there and help them.
  • Patrick: "Help the Villain Leage stay not favering Junjie, or help Equestia from Junjie? Cause I think the leage's perfectly capable to NOT liking Junjie on his own!"
  • Icky: "She meant help Equestia. And secondly, I think it's not entirely the leage. Mirage. Tai Lung, Ma-Goon-ga, and Galaxhar clearly likes him and the rest of the leage is, neutrol, at best. The rest of the leage perfectly understands that Mang's not at the top of his game these days, but they do respect Mang enough not to push buttons, and they know well enough we always break Junjie's plans like a shark breaks a seal's back!"
  • SpongeBob: Anyway, we'll be right there, Celestia. Junjie will never know what hit him...well, he might, considering we always thwart him, but you get the point. EVERYONE TO THE VAN! (They get inside the van, and blast off)

Canterlot

  • Sweetie Belle: Your highness? (The CMCs arrive and bow to Celestia) We bring more news about Junjie's plan!
  • Celestia: Well, let's hear it.
  • Applebloom: Junjie's aging cream is actually a brainwashing shampoo, and he's attempting to use it to force everypony to revolt against you.
  • Celestia: ".... Wow.... That's a very "Team Nefarious"ish plan he has there. It sort've sounds like something they would do."
  • Scootaloo: "It's gets worse, and/or even more rediculious! He's gonna do it through songs!"
  • Celestia: "Songs?"
  • Applebloom: Yeah. He said something about Sapphire singing a hypnotic song, and him singing a rap, or something. I don't know what they're thinkin' about doin' with songs, but in evil plans, they seem rather useless.
  • Scootaloo: You and me both. Songs are useless all the time.
  • Sweetie Belle: Not really. Remember the times when Twilight sang an attractive song during their adventures on finding Gary? Not to mention again with that silly mad puppet?
  • Applebloom: Yeah, the baddies were goin' head over hooves after she sung that.
  • Celestia: You mean her 'Diamond's Are A Girl's Best Friend' diversion? Yeah, the Lodgers sent me a video of that a long time ago during the 1st Season. I found it rather...well...

Cutaway

  • Celestia: (Surprised while watching the video of Twilight's diversion)...(Scoffs a bit) Oh my gosh! I gotta send this to everyone! It's just rich! (Chuckles a bit, and types on the computer. The video gets sent to several others, such as Cadance and Shining Armor, The Jungle Crew, Lilo and Stitch, Ratchet and Clank, Pooh and his friends (Through Christopher Robin's computer), OWCA, Shrek's friends (Through the Magic Mirror), Alister and Jasmine, Mammoth Studios, the Rescue Aid Society, and somehow the Heroes Act, all of which laugh after seeing the video)

Present

  • Celestia: It was a bit funny.
  • Applebloom: Wow, your highness, I had no idea you had a sense of humor.
  • Celestia: Of course. Me, Luna, and Discord grew up together, and...we were a bit hormonal.
  • Scootaloo: Well, I don't think we have time for this, we need to get moving...(Clears throat) Your highness.
  • Celestia: Of course. The Lodgers will be here any minute, and Twilight, Pinkie, and Discord are out getting the others.
  • Scootaloo: "Well, songs may be useful for good guys, but can they really be helpful for villains?"
  • Sweetie Belle: "In a universe where blackholes are portals to other universes and the exsitence of Giant Fleas, I wouldn't say I would doubt songs being actselly useful in universeal conquest. I mean, remember on how Kevin got everypony in Equestia to support his "Futuristic" Equestia through that song from the Modern Lorax?"
  • Applebloom: Yeah, I remember that. GOD, was he hot! (The other Crusaders laugh)
  • Celestia: Girls, please. Let's just wait for Twilight to come back with the others.

Ponyville Castle's Entrance

  • Rainbow Dash: (She, Applejack, Fluttershy, Twilight, and Pinkie teleport there with Discord, the ponies being the only ones laughing) OH MY GO--(Laughs) I can't talk! (Laughs) I can't--(Laughs)
  • Fluttershy: (Laughs) I never knew--(Laughs) teleporting tickled the more you--(Laughs) used it.
  • Twilight: (Laughs, and then all the ponies calm down)...Okay, remind me to NEVER teleport with Discord again later. He just tends to be random with teleporting.
  • Discord: I was just messing with you girls! Even though I'm reformed, I still take pride in having a bit of fun with ponies.
  • Rainbow Dash: THAT wasn't fun, that was TORTURE!
  • Discord: Oh, stop being such a wet blanket. We all gotta get a laugh every once in a while.
  • Rainbow Dash: Oh, really? Twilight, what do you say we give him what he wants with us?
  • Twilight: Girls, we're not tickling him. We've got to stay focused on rescuing Rarity. Let's go. (They all enter the castle)

Throne Room

  • Twilight: "We're here, Princess Celestia!"
  • Celestia: Great. The fillies have told me that the aging cream is actually a brainwashing shampoo, and Junjie is hoping to use song for it to work.
  • Pinkie: OOH, REALLY?!?
  • Twilight: Why the heck would they go out and risk being captured just to help us?
  • Celestia: I told them to. They've been on many of your adventures, so they know enough to take care of themselves, even if they're at an age where they need foalsitters.
  • Applebloom: Of course. I said Applejack had to know that after I nearly got killed by a sibling rivalry-prone chimera.
  • Applejack: Don't remind me, Applebloom.
  • Twilight: How is a song supposed to activate a brainwashing shampoo?
  • Celestia: I have no clue, but somehow it does. We need to stop him.
  • Discord: I could just take care of them myself. I have the power to do it with a single snap of a finger, literally.
  • Celestia: No, that's too easy for the plot.
  • Discord: So? (Celestia grabs him by the beard with her magic) OW, OW, OKAY, OKAY, OKAY!!! If you have any other bright ideas that are as good as mine, then I'm all ears. (Magically makes more ears appear on his head)
  • Rainbow Dash and Pinkie laughed!
  • Pinkie: "YOU DIDN'T HAD TO (LAUGHS), BE LITERAL?!"
  • Twilight: Well, I guess since the Lodge handles all the plans for us, they'd decide for us. But I guess it would be a better idea to decide while waiting.
  • Rainbow Dash: I say we smash the villains' brains in, and rip that mind control helmet straight off of Sapphire's head.
  • Applejack: (Scoffs) That's yer' solution to EVERYTHING!
  • Rainbow Dash: It worked the last few times, didn't it?
  • Celestia: We can't just blow our cover, Rainbow Dash.
  • Scootaloo: Yeah, that Junjie guy could tear us to pieces if we tried.
  • Rainbow Dash: Oh, yeah?
  • Scootaloo: Yeah. Remember what he did to you the last time we had to deal with him?

Cutaway

  • Junjie: I SHALL USE THIS ALICORN AMULET OF UNLIMITED POWER TO TAKE OVER EQUESTRIA, AND I SHALL FINALLY BE TAKEN SERIOUSLY AROUND HERE!!! (Cackles)
  • Rainbow Dash: Oh, yeah? (Flies towards him, but in slow motion, Junjie punches her in the nose, and breaks one of her wings) AAOOWWCCHH!!! (Falls to the ground)
  • Discord: (He uses his magic to teleport the Amulet off of Junjie, magically becomes a ninja, and smacks Junjie in various places while he's frozen in place at super-speed)
  • Junjie: Uhhgh! (Falls to the ground disorientated)
  • Discord: Well, that's one less problem to worry about.
  • Rainbow Dash: Ow, ow, ow, ow! Somepony help!

Present

  • Rainbow Dash:...Oh, yeah. I never even seen THAT coming.
  • Twilight: So we're gonna have to make sure THEY don't see US coming, right?
  • Rainbow Dash:...You're right.
  • Celestia: Then we need to keep ourselves oblivious to them.
  • ???: That's OUR specialty! (The Shell Lodgers arrive after tooting the horn in a beat)
  • Po: "Sorry we were late everyone. We ran into some trouble with deer."

Cutaway.

  • Dodo and a Male Deer seen the damage on the van and a car.
  • Mr. Dodo: "I must sincerely apologies for the inconvincende, sir. We kinda have a mission concerning a fox and-"
  • Male Deer: "It's ok, it's ok! My wife warned me about texting and driving at the same time, something like this was gonna happen, it was ineditable, I was a dumbass to doubt her, I am just so sorry you guys had to be dragged into this! I'm just lucky to be alive, cause, people normally die from text-driving! But man, my insurence is gonna give me hell for this! No wonder there was commercals saying not to text and drive, this is a real legit problem here!"
  • Mr. Dodo: "Well, it's also my fault forgetting this van can fly and for some reason desided to drive it like a real van. Equestia's in a another planet in a different universe!"
  • Male Deer: "No need to beat yourself up, let's, let's just agree that karma is just being a dick to both of us."
  • Iago: Oh, trust me, it's been a dick to us ALL the time. It always seems to happen every time we say--
  • Everyone: DON'T!!!
  • Male Deer:...You mean 'what could possibly go wrong'--? (A piano drops onto him) OW!
  • Icky: "JESUS!? DID A PLANE LOSE CARGO OR SOMETHING!?"
  • iPad Voice: (Bleeps) You've got mail!

Present

  • White Rabbit: MAN, is he gonna be away from his family for a while.
  • Fluttershy: Oh, that poor thing.
  • Shifu: "Don't worry, we were generious enough to take him back to the Dragon Guardian Temple to heal until he returns to full health."
  • Applejack: So you guys got a plan?
  • Shifu: "Yes, but it requires sealth, cunning,..."
  • Po: "And the old "let the bad guy get to their high horse only to knock them off" stragity!"
  • Lord Shen: "We must warn you it may mean letting Junjie momentarly think he has the upperhand in his latest plan if we hope to stop him."
  • Twilight: "It does sound risky, but I know Junjie is much more dangerious if he knows his plan is about to fall of if it's threaten."
  • Rainbow Dash: "I felt the full force of that once!"
  • Banzai: "Well, judging by all the posters around town, something tells me that concert is gonna come soon!"

Chapter 5: Concert of Corruption

The Concert.

  • The Audience cheered as the certain opened.
  • Junjie disguised as the hip-hop June-G: "HELLO EQUESTIA MY PEEPS!? ARE OU READY FOR SAPPFIRE SHORES!?"
  • The Audience cheered loudly!
  • Junjie: "WELL AIN'T WE ENUSIASTIC!? WELL HERE'S THE MOST SENSATIONAL HORSE THAT SAYS OW FOR NO GOOD REASON, SAPPFIRE?!"
  • Music plays as Sappfire appeared from smoke as her back-up dancers appeared, as Did Tai Lung, Galaxhar, and Makunga appeared disguised as band members!
Remember-Ember McLain Lyrics (HD)

Remember-Ember McLain Lyrics (HD)


  • The Audience cheered!
  • Sappfire: "DO YOU PON-NAYS LOVE-ED ME!?"
  • Audience screamed in cheers!
  • Sappfire: "YOU SUPPORT ANYTHING I WOULD DO EVEN IF IT'S CON-TRO-VERSE-IAL?!"
  • The Audience cheered!
  • Sappfire: "WELL HERE'S MY MANIGER WITH A FEW MORE WORDS FOR YOU!"
  • Junjie: "Alchorse, Sappy baby! Boys, give me a beat!"
  • Galaxhar: "But we don't have any beets!"
  • Junjie: "Not the vegiable you dolts, a beat!"
  • Makunga: "But your a kung-fu master, at least two of us other then, T.L., can't take you on in a fight!"
  • Junjie: "Not a beat-ing! A beat?!"
  • They just gave a "I don't know" pose.
  • Junjie: "Gah, fine! If you want a beat done right! (Makes boombox beat sounds as music begins to build up) YO YO YO?!"
  • While the song goes on, the audience tries the "cream" and fall under corruption.
Drakken's Rap (English)

Drakken's Rap (English)

  • The Audience is hypnotised.
  • Audience: "Master........."
  • Junjie: "Yes! YES! I DID IT?! ONE OF MY PLANS ACTSELLY WORK! Listen to your master! My first command, make me the new and the forever, king of Equestia! Remove Celestia from power, and give me her crown! Can I hear a "Yes Master King Junjie"!?"
  • Audience: Yes, Master King Junjie!
  • Junjie: (Laughs crazily) IN YOUR FACES, COBRA!!! IN YOUR FIVE F*****G FACES!!! AT LONG LAST, I SHALL FINALLY BE TAKEN SERIOUSLY!!! (Laughs)
  • Tai Lung: Whoa, Junjie, I never knew you were THIS nuts.
  • Junjie: Who's nuts, am I nuts, I'm not nuts, are YOU nuts, somebody else has gotta be nuts, because I'VE FINALLY WON!!!
  • Tai Lung: (Smacks Junjie in the face) SNAP OUT OF IT!!!
  • Junjie:... (Clears throat) Thanks for that. It must've been that candy bar I ate this morning. Well, I guess we should just relax and wait for these ponies to-
  • ???: "HI-YAH!?"
  • Shifu kicks Junjie in the face!
  • Galahar: "WHAT THE FLAGSNAR?!"
  • Junjie: "You?! How can you be here!? I tricked those ponies into believing miss Rarity is fine?!"
  • Discord: Come on, Junjie, we're not idiots.
  • Pinkie: Wait, Rarity was fine? Well, why are we doing this if... Oh, yeah.
  • Discord:... Mostly.
  • Shifu: What have you done with Rarity, Junjie?
  • Junjie: Oh, she's safe... For now.
  • Sweetie Belle: She'd better be, you big extremist jerk!
  • Junjie: You know, I'd kick you in the nose if I wasn't fond of children, you tattle-tale!
  • Sweetie Belle: Oh, you like children, huh?
  • Junjie: Of course I do. Some of us villains have a policy that says we can't bring harm to a child unless necessary.
  • Shifu: Junjie, we both know who's gonna win this battle.
  • Junjie: HAH, joke's on you, Shi-Fool! I've already taken control of the citizens of equestia with my brainwashing shampoo.
  • Icky: You mean Dr. Drakken's shampoo?
  • Junjie: Yeah, but he was kicked out years ago. It's mine now.
  • Applejack: Besides, we put a little something in those bottles while you were oblivious to them.
  • Junjie: What're you talking about, farm-girl?
  • Icky: "Oh you'll see in about..... 5 seconds."
  • Junjie: "What are you-"
  • Icky: 1, 2, skip a few, 5... AND CUE ROTTEN TOMATOS?!
  • Junjie: "Rotten To-" (The audience throws rotten tomatoes at Junjie and the other villains) AARRGGHH!!! GROSS!!!
  • Kowalski: We added an experimental hallucinogen created by yours truly. If they now serve you, they should serve US if they think WE are villain supporters of you.
  • Junjie: Well, who the hell do they see me as?
  • Pony #1: GET DR. DRAKKEN!!! (Everyone sees him as the actual Dr. Drakken)
  • Junjie: Oh, butt-sauce! EVERYBODY RETREAT!!! (The villains run away)
  • Icky: "Now, let's get Sappfire out of the control of the helmet."
  • Shifu: "Afterwords, we need to rescue Rarity!"

Chapter 6: Heroes Put A Screw in Junjie's Ridiculous Plan

Downtown Canterlot.

  • The Villains ran as Dr. Blowhole's ship is seen.
  • Galaxhar: "BLOWHOLE?! BEAM US UP!?"
  • Blowhole did just that!
  • The Ship gets away from the Rampaging Sappfire fans as it enters space.
  • Junjie: "GAH!? THOSE TWITS RUINED MY PLANS! I'LL SEEK MY REVENGE!?"
  • Galaxhar: "And I have just the way to do it."
  • Rarity is seen tied up.
  • Makunga: "I know! Let's throw her into space without a space suit and watch her head exploude!"
  • Galaxhar: ".... Actselly, that doesn't really happen."
  • Makunga: "Why not? There's no air or oxigen in space."
  • Galaxhar: "True, but it doesn't cause your head to exploude, there's actselly more, realistic painful effects of being in space without a suit and helmet."
  • Makunga: "Like what, Neil Armstrong?"
  • Galaxar: Well, there's so many, I hardly know where to begin! But let's just say she'll die of suffocation just so we can get this over with.
  • Makunga: Good idea. (Rarity muffles and struggles)
  • Junjie: Alright, my dear, prepare to be the first pony to be in space!...Except for your friends...and a few others. But YOU GET THE POINT! Open the airlock! (They do that) Hasta la vista, lady! (Pushes Rarity into the airlock, leaving her terrified and muffling, and Junjie closes the first door) Alright, release her! (They do that, and Rarity is seen floating out of the ship and into space, slowly suffocating)
  • Tai Lung: So long, you pedophile neat-freak bitch! (Cackles)
  • Rarity: (She suddenly gets magically fitted with a space suit, and gasps for air)...Mmmph?!?

Canterlot

  • Celestia: How's Rarity, dear sister?
  • Luna: I saw her being released into the airless vacuum of space. But I sent her a pony space suit that...she somehow designed with help from Kowalski.
  • Kowalski: Your welcome.
  • Luna: So she's fine.

Space

  • Junjie: WHA--WHERE DID SHE GET THAT SPACE SUIT?!? AND WHERE WOULD SHE GET A PONY SPACE SUIT?!? I DON'T THINK PONIES HAVE EVEN SET FOOT ON THE MOON YET!!!...Except for Luna, but SHE DOESN'T NEED A SPACE SUIT!!!
  • Makunga: Actually, I don't think their moon is like other moons.
  • Galaxar: (Looking through holographic computer) He's right. The moon has ruins on it, and they're...that's odd. It looks like there's a castle down there. (Reading initials on castle) "Kingdom...of the...Nightmare...Forces"-- Oh, for crying out loud, that's Nightmare Moon's old kingdom down there!!!
  • Dr. Blowhole: Oh, yeah, like from those comic books--
  • Junjie: FORGET THE DAMN MOON, AND READY THE LASER CANNONS!!! WE'RE BLASTING THAT BITCH TO PIECES!?
  • The Ship arms itself with death rays and cannons!
  • Rarity: "MMMMMMMF?!"
  • Dr. Blowhole: "Can-nones, at the ready!"
  • Junjie: "Now all I have to do, is press this red little button, and it's horse meat for al-" (Suddenly, the Shell Lodge Van appears) QUICK, SHOOT DOWN THE VAN, SHOOT DOWN THE VAN--(The van shoots down the ship's laser cannons)
  • Skipper: Don't even THINK about shooting us down early, Blowhole! We're faster than you are!
  • Twilight: Now quick, let's get Rarity!
  • Dr. Blowhole: Not so fast, you Shell Losers! (Activates a tractor beam that pulls Rarity back into their ship, and they attempt to blast off) Activating hy-peer-drive!
  • Rico: I don't think so! (Activates missile launchers, and launches missiles at the ship's thrusters, disabling them just as the hyperdrive activates)
  • Dr. Blowhole: NOOO-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-OOO!!! They've disabled our thrusters!!!
  • Mr. Dodo: CHARGE!!! (The van charges straight towards the ship, striking it hard, causing air to be sucked out of the ship, and Twilight teleports Rarity into the van, and leave the damaged ship)
  • Junjie: NO, WE'RE GONNA DIE!!!
  • Dr. Blowhole: HAH! I've been stuck in sit-u-a-tions like this before. (Presses button)
  • Max Voice: EMERGENCY VACUUM-PROOF ESCAPE POD ACTIVATED!!! (An escape pod appears) PLEASE ENTER IN AN ORDERLY FASHION!!!
  • Junjie: GO, GO, GO, GO, GO!!! (The villains enter the escape pod before the ship is blown to smithereens)
  • Max Voice: I SAID 'ORDERLY'! WHY DO I EVEN TRY?!? (The ship blows up)
  • Junjie: (Shrugs wildly) I WAS SO CLOSE!!! SO CLOSE!!!
  • Dr. Blowhole: Now, Junjie, there's no need to get crazy again.
  • Junjie: Why not?!? Any minute now, I'm gonna be ridiculed by Mang again, and-- (Phone rings) Excuse me. (Picks up phone) Hello?
  • Lord Cobra: JUNJIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!
  • Junjie: Yep, I saw THAT coming. Guys? I don't REALLY feel like being in the leage fortress today, uh, let's hide in a planet no one is gonna think to look for me.
  • Galaxhar: "The planet of the hidious rat people?"
  • Makunga: "Hanalolo?"
  • Tai Lung: "Gak planet?"
  • Junjie: "Even better!"

Later, in a desert planet.

  • Junjie showed them a lowly shack.
  • Junjie: "This lowly shack I made to hide from Mang whenever he loses it."
  • Dr. Blowhole: "Not, very impressive."
  • Junjie: "That's just a front."

Inside.

  • A surprisingly advance and manor-like room is seen.
  • Junjie: "A fully stocked frigde, a loyal butler bot, a jacuzzi, a samsumg TV, we'll be both hiding and living things in sytile."
  • Galaxhar: "Magnifisent!"
  • Junjie: "And the best part, Mang will never think to look for me in a million millendias! The odds of him actselly finding me are a million to-" (Suddenly, Cobra and Mirage appear) AARRGGHH!!!
  • Cobra: You do realize we have magic, right?
  • Junjie: (Shrugs) Cobra, I can explain this-- (Mirage claw spells him) AAARRRGGHH!!!
  • Cobra: Junjie, what the HELL were you thinking?!? This is the 8th time in a row that you've tried to do work behind our backs! Do you have ANY idea what the High Council is gonna do to me when they discover your actions?
  • Mirage: Is this because you wanted us to take you seriously again?
  • Junjie: Yes! I'm sorry! I was THIS close to succeeding, and I would've succeeded, too, if it wasn't for that meddling filly sister of Rarity's!
  • Cobra: (Shrugs) YOU ARE SO AGGRIVATING!!! WE CAN'T AFFORD TO CONSTANTLY HAVE MISTAKES LIKE THIS!!! IT'LL RUIN OUR REPUTATION!!! When are you gonna learn that our extremist days are OVER?!? Times are getting tougher every year, and our success is dwindling, mostly because of your extremist plans.
  • Mirage: But because we're in a good mood, we won't torture you again. Instead, you're gonna be doing ALL the Shocktrooper's chores ALL BY YOURSELF!!! (Snaps)

Villain League HQ bathroom

  • Mirage: (Junjie, Mirage, and Cobra appear in a bathroom with toilet cubicles giving off stink, whereas the other villains are nowhere to be found. Cobra and Mirage quickly put on gas masks)
  • Junjie: OH, GROSS!!! THAT REEKS!!! YOU SERIOUSLY WANT ME TO DO ALL THE SHOCKTROOPERS' CHORES?!?
  • Mirage: It's either that or torture. The choice is yours.
  • Junjie: (Sighs) Alright, fine!
  • Cobra: That's a Leaguer! Now get to work! (Gives him a plunger, a mop, a broom, a dust pan, a cleaning towel, and a bunch of other cleaning materials that make him fall to the floor, and then they give him a bucket of water)
  • Mirage: I want this bathroom odor-free. And by Allah, if I get back here within 24 hours, and it's not done, THEN IT'S THE RACK FOR YOU!!! (Thunder is heard)
  • Junjie: Don't I get a gas mask?--
  • Cobra: NO! (They both teleport away)
  • Junjie:...(Sees the filthy toilet cubicles, and when he looks inside) AARRRGGGHHH--NO, NO, NO, DON'T PUT THE CAMERA ON IT!...(Sighs) After this, I am taking a 5-hour shower.

The Dragon Guardian Temple.

  • The Lougers laughed!
  • Icky: "OH MAN!? Looks like Junjie is really in the crapper now!?"
  • Trixie: "That has to be the second most humiliating failed plan yet! Just behind Mang's idiotic rat revolt thing!"
  • Lord Shen: "Already I am looking forword to see Celestia and the Dragon Guardians give Mang another "Lesson" in light of the situation!"
  • A wolf appeared.
  • Wolf: "Sir. Missus Sappfire has come in. She seems to be offering thanks and a speical propitsition for us."
  • Icky: "Well what would a celeberty want with us?"
  • Gilda: "Well let's not keep her waiting and find out."

Outside the Temple

  • Sapphire: YOU GUYS ARE SE-E-E-E-E-E-E-ENSATIONAL, OW!!! You totally saved my hide back in Equestria, and I am forever in your debt. And to reward yall', it would be an honor for you to perform with me at my next concert tomorrow, and for me to totally endorse you guys. It'll be--
  • Skipper: Let me guess, sensational, ow?
  • Sapphire: You read my mind!
  • Po: Well, I don't know if we should.
  • Sparx: I say we go! I've always wanted to make a musical performance. I'm a really good singer, too!
  • Shenzi: You've never sung in ANY of our adventures, Sparx. In fact if you tried to sing in a concert, all the people would hear is "(Mimics squeaky sounds)" and that would be annoying to them.
  • Sparx brings out a megaphone!
  • Sparx through Megaphone: "THEN I'LL USED THIS THING?!"
  • Po: "OW?!"
  • Squidward: "Well, remind me to bill you for the hearing aid I may or may not require now, Sparx."
  • Pinkie: (Appears) Uh, excuse me, Sparx? That's mine.
  • Sparx: Aw, man!
  • Lord Shen: Yeah, that's WAY too loud, that could break the audiences' eardrums. Why don't you try THIS one? (Gives him a regular megaphone)
  • Sparx: (Speaks in it) Is this better?
  • Everyone: Yep!
  • Sparx: Good, then let's get over there and blow the audience sky high!
  • Kaa: I have to admit, we've never sung in public since Mammoth Studios.
  • Spyro: But, I guess I have the perfect song for us to sing.
  • Icky: Is it 'I Stand Alone'?
  • Spyro: Yes.
  • Icky: NEXT!
  • Lord Shen: I've got a perfect one.
  • Icky: Is it 'Be Prepared'?
  • Lord Shen: Yes.
  • Icky: NEXT!
  • Sapphire: Oh, for crying out loud, Lodgers, I think you've got this all wrong. You'll be my backup singers. My other ones were too worked out by that Junjie fox, so I had to give them a day off. Bless their hearts. So I'm hoping you guys would replace them. Well, not perimently I mean, just until they recover.
  • Shifu: "Ok, but it has to be something no one would expect us to do."
  • Sappfire: ".... I might have some idea. And I'm thinking to includ those crusaders."

Epilogue

A huge Concert before Dragon Realms new york.

  • Audience cheers are heard!
  • Sappfire appeared!
  • Sappfire: "ARE YOU READY FOR SOMETHING UNGITE!?"
  • The Audience cheered!
  • Sappfire: "Well, before I start singing, I like to give a, SEA-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-SATIONAL welcome, to my temporary back-up singers, (rock music is heard), you know them, you love them, they revently saved me from a nasty fox, I would like to represent, my new faverite universeal endorsers, THE SHELL LOUGE SQUAD, joined with, the cutest little misfits all the way from Equestia, under supervision of their older sisters, THE CUTIE MARK CRUSADERS!?"

(This plays.)

King Nothing and The Cutie Mark Crusaders (Mashup by me)

King Nothing and The Cutie Mark Crusaders (Mashup by me)

  • Sparx: (The audience cheers) THEY LIKE ME!!! WOOHOO!!! (The Lodgers laugh)

After Concert

  • Scootaloo: THAT WAS JUST AWESOME!!!
  • Applebloom: Totally!
  • Sweetie Belle: "If we didn't already know getting band pony cutie marks was a failure, we should totally consider being in a band!"
  • Icky: "Trust me, all the stages of the world can't survive you three! Now, I think you have proud sisters/adoptive sister to see."
  • Applebloom: Let's go, girls! (They run outside)
  • SpongeBob: You know, those fillies are kinda cute once you get to know them.
  • Po: I know.
  • Sapphire: YOU GUYS WERE JUST AWESOME OUT THERE!!! JUST SE-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-ENSATIONAL, OW!!!
  • Iago: If we had a nickel for every time you said that, we'd be rich.
  • Sapphire: Thanks for the favor, Lodgers. I really owe you one.
  • Shifu: You already owed us.
  • Sapphire: Oh, right.
  • Skipper: Well, Lodgers, I think our work here is done. Up high! (Everyone high-fives each other)

Dragon Temple.

  • Crane: Uh, guys? Remember Kevin's stunt last season?
  • Viper: What about it?
  • Crane: Well, I just figured out yesterday that his postponed court case is gonna be in 2 days. Junjie's attack didn't really help to postpone it even more since it only took a day to stop him.
  • Po: YOU MEAN HE'S GOING INTO COURT SOON?!?
  • Crane: I'm afraid so. The case has been postponed for a while because of all the villain attacks, so Senator Tricorn decided that it's now or never. I'm so worried about what will happen to him.
  • Icky: "Well, it depends. What's the usual sentence for attempted planet conguring?"
  • Kolwalski: "(Looking it up in the louger computer) Sentence for attempted conquest, of a planet? Oh, here's something I..... Oh dear...."
  • Crane: What is it?
  • Kowalski: It's...(Gasps) ISSAC'S EYE-SOCKETS!!! THIS IS WORSE THAN I THOUGHT!!!
  • Crane: What is it, what does it say?!?
  • Kolwalski: ".... What I'm about to say, may cause you to be so upset, you'll make a record shattering scream that could even be heard in the Alternate Uuniverse?!"
  • Crane: "WHAT IS IT?!"
  • Kowalski:...A life sentence!
  • Crane:...(Screams so loud, it can be heard throughout the entire UUniverses, and it even goes through the AUU Portal and is heard throughout the Alternate UUniverses)
  • Xandy: What in tarnation was that?
  • Magnum: Must be another one of those odd cartoon screams that can be heard around an entire universe or two. That happens.
  • Xandy: Yeah, you're probably right.

THE END?

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