Granny Luck-Out

Ever since the events of Grannies Gone Wild, it was discovered that Jack Pot was Trixie's uncle (No DUH!) and that Trixie was proven MORE then alittle bit furious Rainbow Dash ruined the show. Even despite Jack Pot saying no harm was done, Trixie forces Rainbow and the Old Mares to re-take the show. But alchourse, Granny Smith decided to make the most out of an intense situation and sees this as a re-take of going to Las Pegasus again AND getting to enjoy a proper time there, this time, they would get another chance for staring in Jack Pot and Big Bucks' show again, AND getting to see the unvailment of a new Roller Coaster that replaces the Wild Blue Yonder: The Sky Dragon XXXXXXXL. This looked to be a far more promising time. However, fortune would have it not being so simple, as Las Pegasus has another guest. Lady Luck-Out, an elderly former Chancellor for the EEA, pretends to be Granny Smith's new friend so she can trick Rainbow Dash to race against her fast yet disinterested granddaughter, Speed Luck, a pony who, despite her disinterested attitude, is a pony whose speed surpasses Rainbow Dash so she can make Granny Smith bet the legal ownership of the School and pretty much win. Trixie being present, now aims to alarm Twilight and the Lougers of this. But the heroes may not arrive in time to stop the race, so now Trixie needs a means to keep Luck-Out from scamming Granny Smith and Rainbow out of the school, and she would need the help of two certain brothers to do so. Trouble is, the Flimflam Brothers are reluctant to show their faces to Granny Smith again in due to the past. How will this play out?

Quotes

A Spin-Off?!

• Pinkie: Did I tell you we're getting a spin-off?
• Icky: "Since, WHEN?!"
• Pinkie: See for yourself.

▷Trailer NEW G4.5 ANIMATED SERIES (Announcement) MLP Pony Life HD

New MLP Spin-off!

• Icky: ".... Oh dear gods, it's your own equivalent to Gen 3, cause, THOSE DESIGNS, I MEAN, WHAT THE FUCK, DUDES?!"
• Pinkie: "I know, I'm not wild for those designs neither."
• Iago: AND WTF WAS THAT INTRO?! YOU WERE SAYING HELL MANY TIMES!!
• Pinkie: "Okay, 1, those are 4.5 incarnations of us of a different Equestria, they're not actually us, I mean, earlier SAF episodes showed there can be different versions of Goofy, like how there's many versions of Santa and the Grim Reaper. Heck, you can argue that Old School Scrooge McDuck is different from Modern Reboot Scrooge McDuck."
• Iago: "... Oh. BUT THEY STILL-"
• Pinkie: "ANNNNNNND 2: They were actually just mouthing the lyrics."
• Icky: ".... Well fair's fair, using, a song with cussery in it, is, REALLY unlike Hasbro. This was the same group that censored Derpy's original personality because of implications of mockery onto the mentally impaired, AND YET HAVING A SONG WITH CUSSING FOR AN UPCOMING VERSION OF YOU GUYS IS OKAY!?"
• Iago: Heh, and yet they DIDN'T have the BALLS to mention death, regardless that previous incarnations of MLP did so. The original Tirek, BEHEADED PEOPLE!! And the Rainbow? THAT THING WAS A PSYCHO-KILLER!! What made the people behind that show such p*****s?
• Pinkie: I don't know, maybe it was to show their morals in a less-adult light? Who knows?
• Icky: "Well this was a nice fun distraction criticizing modern media, but let's go back to the episode."

The Race

• Trixie: Let's say she does win a race against you. What are you gonna do? Resign from the Wonderbolts, move out of town, and start up a private flying school with a new name?

Transcript

Chapter 1: Another Las Pegasus Trip/The Big Shocker of Trixie's Family Tree/The New Sky Dragon XXXXXXXL

Sweet Apple Acres.

• Granny Smith was seen preparing for another Las Pegasus trip.
• Granny Smith: YEEEEEEEHAH! Another Las Pegasus trip, yall!
• Applejack: Yep. After two Lodger adventures in a row to make up for their lost connecting time to Equestria, the ONE world they seem to pay more attention to these days, I can finally give you that alone-time trip I owe ya.
• Granny: Yeah. I mean, when you sent Rainbow Dash here AND got her to look after us against what WE wanted, we NEEDED to have a serious intervention, young lady.
• Applejack: I know. I was just, waiting for a safe time to do it.
• Granny Smith: SAFE?!? Little one, do I REALLY seem as weak as ah lo- *Crack* AAAH, OH MY BACK!!
• Applejack: ".... In my defense, your age can really catch with you easily."
• Granny: "Aww don't worry, I can take care of myself. Can't wait for the other gals to arrive soon."
• ???: "YOU CLUMSY RAINBOW CLOD?!"
• It was noticed that Trixie is being very confrontational to Rainbow Dash!
• Rainbow Dash: "YEESH, TRIXIE, WHAT'RE YOU SO MAD ABOUT?! THAT EPISODE'S BEEN OUT SINCE 2018, IT'S KINDA OLD NEWS NOW?!"
• Trixie: "MISS DASH, JACK POT, IS TRIXIE'S UNCLE?!"
• STOCK DRAMATIC STING?!
• Rainbow Dash: ".... I mean, he had your colors, soooooooo..... I, kinda figured as much."
• Trixie: "..... YOU OWE MY UNCLE A REDO?!"
• Rainbow Dash: "Hey, he and his friend were chill about that time, so no harm done-"
• Trixie: "I MEAN IT?! YOU ARE GOING TO GIVE MY UNCLE'S SHOW ANOTHER CHANCE TO NOT RUIN IT?!"
• Rainbow Dash: "Good grief, did you catch some of Starlight's anger or something?"
• Granny: "... Kinda figured that would come back to bite me in the heinie."
• Rainbow Dash: "Okay okay, I'll do a make-up viewing of the act! Besides, it just so happens that the Wild Blue Yonder's successor ride is FINALLY unveiled! (Shows poster) THE SKY DRAGON XXXXXXXL?!"
• Trixie: "..... Why so many X's?"
• Rainbow Dash: "It makes it sound badass. Point is, every pony will be there for its opening! EVEN THE WONDERBOLTS?! It promises to be the most over-the-top, extreme, adrenaline-inducing ride, EVER!"
• Trixie: "Oh great, that means we'll be expecting a return visit from Pony Rick and Morty cause I'm sure they would try that as well! Okay, deal! You'll get to do that ride, IF, you agree to give my uncle's show another shot! AND NOT TO RUIN IT!"
• Rainbow Dash: "Okay okay! The line's likely to be MONSTROUS anyway, so, something to pass the time a little."
• Applejack: "I'm guessing you two are coming along then?"
• Trixie: Well, it wouldn't be SPONGEBOB AND FRIENDS if there was no SPONGEBOB AND FRIENDS in it. They'll be watching Las Pegasus for our entire trip. You know, to keep this, villain-free.
• Rainbow Dash: Trix, you know the cliche, villain attacks are ALWAYS unavoidable.
• Trixie: I KNOW! That's what makes it SUCK! In fact, Trixie just learned a spell that traps us in a temporal redo spell so that we can try it again and make sure those villains don't spoil it.
• Rainbow Dash: Yeeeah, magic used for selfish reasons? C'mon, Trixie, you're better than-...... Oh, right, you're not, if the Alicorn Amulet is anything to go by.
• Trixie: Well, it's not selfish if it's expected. The Lodgers NEED a vacation. And a REAL one. The Villain League is in the midst of a rebranding because of what happened last year with Fake-X, and heck, Trixie hears that the villain community isn't doing so hot. Henchmen agencies are all reduced to Craigslist-levels of unreliable, and it spews out more comically-stupid henchmen than actual henchmen.
• Rainbow Dash: PFFFFT, BAAHAHAHA! Sucks to be those guys.
• Trixie: C'mon, this show is basically about us shooting the s*** out of canon and, was reduced from a kids show to one that portrays us in a 'reality'-style light by getting to love-instinctive, yet still being modest in that regard, using more swears than an NC-17 movie, and just being flat-out... Adult.
• Rainbow Dash: Well, duh, even CARTOONS have to have a slice of reality.
• Trixie: Yeah, but that doesn't mean we're-.... Okay, look, we're getting off-track, for like the gazillionth time. Point is, you owe my uncle a show.
• Applejack: Well, I owe Granny an alone trip with her friends. So, yeah, we're all going.
• Granny Smith: I don't think ya grasp what 'ALONE' means.
• Applejack: Granny, you heard Trixie, villains are like the norms to us nowadays. Heck, our show just wrapped up last year, and we're STILL in... A certain part of it in the producers' own lore.
• Granny Smith: Ugh, people these days and their addiction to fourth-wall-breaking.
• (Deadpool): WHAT?!? IT'S DELICIOUS!!
• Trixie: So, for the last time, you owe-
• Rainbow Dash: I HEARD YOU THE LAST FEW TIMES, YA SHOWOFF!! YOU DON'T HAVE TO BASH MY BRAINS OPEN WITH IT!! ALICORNS!!! I'LL GET YOUR UNCLE HIS STUUUuuuuuPENDOUS PLAY ALREADY, JUST DON'T RUSH ME!!
• Applejack:... I can tell this trip is going to go downhill fast.
• Granny: "Well worst-case scenario, another one of yer E.E.A. problems pops up as well."
• Applejack: "After what we went through with Lady Mode, I rather not chance that."
• Trixie: "So, when are the other old mares' showing up?"
• Granny Smith: Hey, give em their time. They are old after all.
• Rainbow Dash: "So otherwise, it's gonna be just us?"
• Applejack: "Eeeyup. Twilight went to a book convention, and took Spike with'er, Fluttershy has a busy day in her sanctuary, Rarity's still catching up to delayed orders from the magic fritz, Pinkie's got parties to plan, and Starlight's watching over the School of Friendship with the faculty."
• Granny Smith: "Kinda a cowinky dink they're busy with their own things, don't ya think?"
• Rainbow Dash: "It was kinda the same with the canon show."
• ???: We're here! (Apple Rose, Applesauce, and Goldie appeared)
• Applesauce: And we're ready to rock and roll.
• Applejack: Wow. You girls are faster than I thought.
• Apple Rose: Hey, we may be old, but we ain't slow.
• Goldie: Nope.
• Applejack: Well, we ARE miniature horses. (She laughed)
• Trixie:... Eh, it's not really self-racist if it's true. Especially when it comes to Earth ponies.
• Gilda: (She flew in) Trix? Are we getting this show on the road or not?
• Trixie: Trixie's working on it.
• Rainbow Dash: "Hey Gilds."
• Gilda: "S'up Dash."
• Rainbow Dash: So, you guys getting ready for what may be your 3rd Equestrian adventure in a row?
• Gilda: Well, since Kairi and Sora are, STILL, eloping, we have more freedom to go crazy as cartoons, go on vacation, and... Just do whatever the cu*k we want. Well that and, it'll help cut out the middle man of us always coming in late of these kinds of episodes should conflict inevitably show up and have us be already ready to face it, as Shen would say.
• Applejack: "Which would really help out if that were to be the case."
• Rainbow Dash: Yeah, considering that you pay more attention to US than any other world.
• Gilda: RIGHT?!? That's WHAT I KEEP SAYING!! CAN'T ANY OTHER WORLD BE IN DANGER FOR ONCE?!? Ahem, not saying I want worlds to get in danger, alchourse.
• Trixie: Let's just go. (They went on a giant hot air balloon)
• Rainbow Dash:... So... Um... What's there to know about your, um... Uncle?
• Trixie: Well, if you MUST know, Jack Pot, is just as great and powerful as, the great, and powerful TR-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-RIXIE!
• Rainbow Dash: Kissass.
• Trixie: HEY, I'LL HAVE YOU KNOW THAT WE WERE GREAT TOGETHER! WE WERE EACH OTHER'S PARTNERS!

Cutaway

• Jack Pot: HELLO, I AM JACK POT, MASTER OF THE ILLUSIONARY ARTS! AND THIS IS MY LOVELY ASSISTANT AND NIECE, TRIXIE!... Ahem... My lovely assistant and niece, TRIXIE!... (Whispering) TRIXIE?! WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR?!? (Trixie as an adolescent filly appeared in a puff of smoke as Jack Pot coughed)
• Trixie: VOILA! THE GREAT AND POWERFUL TRIXIE, HAS ARRIVED!!
• Jack Pot: What are you doing?! You're making me look bad.
• Trixie: Okay, #1, you don't need any help to do that.
• Jack Pot: Neither do you. (The audience oohed)
• Trixie: Oh, haha. #2, I am NOT your assistant. YOU'RE MY assistant.
• Jack Pot: Didn't you even read the layouts?!
• Trixie: "I'm more of a, making it up as I go along kinda pony."
• Jack Pot: ".... (Facehooves) Good grief, Trixie."

Present

• Trixie:... Kinda.
• Gilda:... Well, that would explain a LOT.
• Rainbow Dash: "Like ya wouldn't believe."
• Trixie: Okay, okay, this isn't about me. This is about my Uncle. First thing you're going to do, is apologizing.
• Rainbow Dash: No duh, it's kinda the law of friendship.
• Gilda: Where'd this silly friendship philosophy of yours come from anyway?
• Applejack: Well, we don't know-
• Applesauce: That would be because the head Alicorn goddess, Philosophius, was the goddess of friendship, and our philosophy is actually our version of world peace.
• Gilda:... Couldn't you guys just had called it "World Peace"? Sounds less Toddlerish.
• Rainbow Dash: "We're from a show made to sell toys to little girls, what exactly did you expect?"
• Gilda: "Toushe."
• Trixie: (Sighs) Let's just go.

Air Balloon Ride.

• The group were on an air balloon.
• Trixie:... Trixie has to admit, even though she gets a view like this a lot from the van, it's actually MUCH better without glass in front.
• Gilda: Pbbbbbbbbt. When you can fly, the view is MUCH better than some dumb machine.
• Rainbow Dash: Amen.
• Applejack: Well, not ALL of us can fly, now can we?
• Granny Smith: Yeah, now can we?
• Gilda: Miss... Not to sound disrespectful... BUT STAY OUTTA THIS, OLD WOMAN!! (She was bitch-slapped by Granny Smith)
• Granny Smith: IT WAS STILL DISRESPECTFUL, BIRDY!
• Gilda:... (Sighs) The sooner we get to Las Pegasus, the better. (They saw Spyro and Cynder flying around)... We're here.
• Goldie: 'BOUT TIME!!!
• The Air Balloon lands on a platform as the group got off.
• Las Pegasus Greeter: "Welcome to Las Pegasus. Enjoy your stay."
• Granny Smith: "Planning to, Missy."
• The group moved towards the casino.

Inside.

• The Group entered the Casino as the new roller coaster expanded beyond the building and was all over the place.
• Rainbow Dash: "Awwwwwwwwwwwwwwww yeah! That is so AWESOME?!"
• Trixie: "A'hemhem!"
• Rainbow Dash: "Relax, Trixie, I still remember the deal! I'm still gonna give your uncle's show a shot."
• Gilda: ".... By the way, Granny Smith, why is it you like coming to a place owned by the Flimflam Bros? Kinda figure you hated their guts."
• Granny Smith: "More like I hated on how aggressive they are in being business ponies. Give them credit, it isn't like they made crud products."
• Applesauce: "With exception to the thing about the tonic."
• Goldie: "And that school thing they tried."
• Applejack: "And them dolls."
• Granny Smith: "1, they're unicorns, I assumed magic was involved, 2, they were brainwashed by an E.E.A. charlatan, and 3, they were doing what their uncle asked."
• Apple Rose: "Fair points."

A Room.

• The group got themselves situated into a luxurious room viewing out into the city of Las Pegasus
• Goldie: "Ahhh, this room's always worth the price of admission."
• Rainbow Dash: "(Unpacks her things as Gilda came up) S'up Gilds."
• Gilda: "Hey Dash, I gotta catch up with the other Lodgers. If ya need me, I'll likely be with Icky. And, try to be patient with Trixie. (Flies off)."
• Rainbow Dash: "No sweat. Unlike Wild Blue Yonder, the Sky Dragon's not going anywhere."
• Trixie: "(Comes up) Well good, (Magicly drags Rainbow by the tail) Because we are marching STRAIGHT into my uncle and his friend Big Bucks."
• Rainbow Dash: "Yeesh, at least Granny Smith and company want to do their own things."
• Trixie: "Hardy har har! (Drags out Rainbow Dash completely)...."
• Applejack: ".... Hehehe, and people say I'm uptight about mah family."
• Granny Smith: "(Deadpan) Ya kinda are, sometimes. (To the trio) As soon as we're done unpacking, it's off to the buffet!"
• Applejack: "But only healthy things!"
• Goldie: "Saw that coming."
• Applesauce: "Predictable."
• Apple Rose: "Well, at least it's something we're used to at this point."

Stage area.

• Big Bucks and Jack Pot were seen setting up their next performance.
• ???: "There you two are."
• Big Bucks and Jack Pot got worried as two burly suited Stallions came up, with a short midget of a pony at the center of the over-sized goons.
• Big Bucks: "Oh, uh.... Mr. Loansy Shark, you, came earlier than the dept deadline."
• Jack Pot: "We're already on our way to repay you we swear."
• Mr. Loansy: "Oh, I'm sure you are, boys.... I'm just here to see if my investment is still worth it anymore. But, friendly advice, boys..... If this show ends up like the one where I loaned ya good money for those props.... You'll have a slumber party with the Sea Ponies?!"
• The duo gulped.
• Mr. Loansy and his big goons left.
• Big Bucks: ".... How did we ended up in debt?"
• Jack Pot: "Because YOU had to spend our normal budget to pay off the last accident?! This being WHY I had to ask Mr. Loansy, the Loans Shark of Las Pegasus, favors?!"
• Big Bucks: "To be fair, that lawsuit got us badly about the knife trick going wrong?! That poor stallian and his, family jewels."
• Jack Pot: "But, I like to believe we have gotten better this time. And we need to pull this off without more accidents. Not just because of Mr. Loansy, but.... My niece is going to watch us. It would devastate her if she saw her uncle, a sham of his former self."
• Big Bucks: "Does she know about the dept?"
• Jack Pot: "No, and I rather keep it that way! It's my problem, and she doesn't need to concern herself with it."
• Big Bucks: "I'm just saying, she'll find out anyway if she either runs into Mr. Loansy in any timeframe before, during or after the show, or if disaster strikes, again."
• Jack Pot: "Don't worry, my niece trusts my word as if I'm a disciple of Celestia herself. She never has any reason to believe otherwise with me."
• ???: Oh, really? (Trixie and Rainbow Dash appeared)
• Jack Pot:... Aw s***! Um, Trixie, um, whatever you might've heard-
• Trixie: We're getting you out of it, because it's RAINBOW'S fault you had to get yourself in that debt.
• Rainbow Dash: OH, SURE, MAKE ME LOOK BAD! I EXPECT NO LESS FROM YOU!
• Trixie: YOU MEAN LIKE WHEN YOU MADE HIM LOOK BAD?!
• Big Bucks: Um, is this really happening?
• Trixie:... Sorry.
• Jack Pot: It's alright. So, um... Are you REALLY willing to help me?
• Rainbow Dash: Well, given it's my fault you're here... In a way.
• Trixie: THE WHOLE WAY!
• Rainbow Dash: (She shoves her hat top in her mouth)... I might have a few ideas to spice up your show.
• Jack Pot: I hope so. This magic show is going to save my career.
• Rainbow Dash: Well, since Trixie's forcing me to do it, not that I wouldn't do it otherwise, but her whining is making it harder, I'll have to put my all into it.
• Jack Pot:... Well?
• Rainbow Dash: WELL, what exactly is the best illusion trick out there besides that cannon and lion thing?
• Big Bucks: "Well, anything else from Hoofdini's roster of tricks, for starters."
• Jack Pot: No, those have been done to death. We need something new. Something, well, out of the blue!
• Rainbow Dash: (Scoffs) What about the cannon and lion in the opposite direction?
• Trixie: Gross, and no. And by no, I mean HECK no! We need to perform a trick normally perceived as impossible, if that's even the appropriate word.
• Jack Pot:... What about... The magic trick that Hoofdini never could pull off?
• Trixie:... My Alicorns, you don't mean...
• Jack Pot: Yes. What if, instead of a lion... It was a Zahhak?
• Trixie:... No! THAT'S SUICIDE!! ONCE YOU GET IN THERE'S NO COMING OUT!! EVEN IF YOU CARVED YOUR WAY OUT, WITH ITS THICK HIDES CONTAINING SNAKES, SPIDERS, AND SCORPIONS, YOU'LL NEVER SURVIVE! They always come out if you carve it inside or outside.
• Jack Pot: Well, there's little left that's new. I.... Don't exactly have a choice.
• Trixie:... YOU'RE MAD!! THAT SNAKE DRAGON WILL KILL YOU!!!
• Jack Pot: If so, then I'll have at least died making stories.
• Trixie: I, I CAN'T HAVE THIS!
• Jack Pot: Oh, Trixie, I can assure you, I have the adequate precautions. I have been studying the trick for a long time. I can survive it.
• Trixie: I seriously doubt that.
• Rainbow Dash: "Yeesh Trixie, why the sudden backpeddle from wanting to a trick, Ms. "I shot myself into a Manacore"!"
• Trixie: But at least Manticores can be trained to puke you back out if a trick goes wrong. But Zahhaks? THEY'RE aggressive! WE'RE TALKING A ZAHHAK!!! IN SPHINXIA, THEY'RE SNAKE-BODIED DRAGONS WITH LEGS, SOMETIMES COMING IN THREE HEADS, AND THEIR BODIES ARE FILLED WITH VENOMOUS ANIMALS, WHICH MEANS CUTTING IT OPEN FROM THE INSIDE AND OUTSIDE IS FATAL. THEY HAVE A THOUSAND SENSES, AND THEY CAN BREATH FIRE LIKE ANY OTHER DRAGON... BUUUUUUUUuuuuuuuuuuuuUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUT, THEIR FIRE IS CHEMICAL FIRE! YOU KNOW, THE KIND THAT CAN'T BE PUT OUT BY WATER?!?
• Rainbow Dash: ".... Okay, to be fair, I didn't know that much because me and my friends haven't met or fought one yet."
• Trixie: "And count your stars blessed you haven't, cause I bet you, even Sparkle would struggle with a Zahhak!"
• Rainbow Dash:... Well... Guess it's better now than never... Wait... No it isn't.
• Jack Pot: Well... (Deep breath)... Let's get this over with.
• Rainbow Dash: (Sighs) This is going to be crazy. You KNOW how hard it would be to catch something like that?
• Big Bucks: "Oh, don't worry. I happen to know a guy who keeps creatures for a living. So happens that he's vacationing here with a Marefriend."
• Rainbow Dash: WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW, WHAT A COINCIDEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEENNNNNNNNNCE!!!
• Trixie: Was that necessary?
• Rainbow Dash: For somepony who lives in the world of cartoons, yes.

Elsewhere, at the Las Pegasus Swimming Pools

• The Beast Dealer from "Trade Ya!" was seen with a mare that also seems to be a bit of a beast dealer as they enjoyed themselves at the pool.
• A Sprite in Beast-Hunter Garb came up to the Male Beast Dealer.
• Sprite: "Sir, the creatures in your giant caravan have been calmed down and have went to sleep, sir."
• Beast Dealer Male: "Oh thank crud. Those things were getting me noise complaints."
• Sprite: "Though I should mentioned that your newest addition, the Zahhak, tried to eat me.... AGAIN?!"
• Beast Dealer Male: "You remembered using the whip?"
• Sprite: "At, the last, minute. Then I had to smack it's inside-roommates back down its gullet! Why, a Zahhak of all things, they're not capable to be pets!?"
• Beast Dealer Male: "A private beast collector from Pana is paying really good coins for that thing. We're only gonna hold on to that freak until the first of March. After that, Sheis, believe me, I'll be happy to get that thing off my back too, especially after how long it took me to grow my tail-hair back!"
• Sheis: "Well, it's just, Whipsmack, ya sure it's a good idea to bring a caravan full of ferocious animals to a highly-populated area? Espeically when one of them's a top punk predator like a Zahhak? What if it gets out?"
• Whipsmack: "Relax, I have the finest creature holding cages available, not even the smartest of them can get out for as long as the enchantment keys are away."
• Sheis: "Ugh.... Whip Wapish, can you believe this guy?"
• Whip Wapish (Female Beast Dealer): "I'm with Smack, the caravan is as well locked up as Celestia's Treasury. Not even a Gnat could get out of there."
• ???: Pardon e moi... (Rainbow and Trixie appeared)... Did you say, by any chance, you were selling a Zahhak, to someone from PANA?!
• Whip Wapish:... Hey, I know you. You're the one who put your friend in service with me for a book.
• Sheis: She did THAT?!... WOW! You're a douche.
• Rainbow Dash: Look, it was a tough time, okay? (The Orthos from the episode came out and barked)
• Whip Wapish: CALM DOWN, BOYS, IT'S NOT AN INTRUDER... As usual. But seriously, why is this Pana sale your business?
• Rainbow Dash: Well, for starters, it's supposed to be a PRIVATE one?
• Whipsmack: Yes?
• Rainbow Dash: Um, you, DO know what's going on in Pana right now, right? Did you even ask questions?
• Whipsmack: Course we did, but he said it was none of our business.
• Rainbow Dash: Oh, did he? INTERESTING! Someone from Pana is looking for a killer snake dragon with a body full'a venomous animals....
• Trixie: Yeah, no, this is DEFINITELY the Storm Clan trying to get revenge for Storm King.
• Sheis: You don't know that!
• Trixie: "Didn't you literally say Zahhaks don't make for good pets?"
• Sheis: "Yes."
• Trixie: "WELL WHY WOULD EVEN THE MOST PREPARED AND RICH ANIMAL COLLECTOR WANT TO RISK LIFE AND LIMB OWNING ONE?!"
• Whipsmack: "Well, I would imagine that Panans are pretty hardcore. They have been said to have defeated Obsidian Dragons, after all."
• Trixie: ".... Fair point, but outside of that!"
• Silence....
• Whipsmack: ".... Admittedly, this IS the first time anyone has ever asked for Zahhak."
• Rainbow Dash: And why would anyone from Pana ask specifically for a Zahhak? A draconian creature? Dragons are hardcore creatures and the best slaves of Equestria's past. So, of all the types of dragons, why would they want THIS one?
• Whipsmack: Um, because that's what animal collectors do.
• Rainbow Dash: AND have you known ANYCREATURE who has successfully gotten access to one? These things were even said to be bringers of doom in Sphinxia. Coincidence? I DON'T THINK SO!! And even if it wasn't the Storm Clan, do you really want to take that chance? It might be. It's better to be SAFE than SORRY.
• Sheis:... He makes a fair point.
• Whip Wopish: She.
• Sheis: THAT'S A GIRL?!? I just, she acted and sounded almost like a guy.
• Rainbow Dash:... Wow, haven't heard that in a long time. That's impressive.
• Sheis: Ugh, tomboys really confuse me.
• Whipsmack: "(Sighs) Much as I REALLY hate to give up that money the collector's offering, ya convinced me. I'll cancel the order. But you'll have to compensate me by getting the Zahhak off my inventory, cause that thing is too much for even me to handle. And I have an Orthros."
• Big Bucks: "Well it just so happens that we were gonna ask you for one for the show. We needed to do a unique trick with it."
• Whipsmack: "Well, I'll advise ya to be careful. I don't think Zahhaks are good performance animals neither."
• Rainbow Dash: That's the idea, pal.
• Trixie: Let's hope this crazy stunt gets Jack Pot out of his debt, or if he pays with his own life.
• Sheis:... A-
• Rainbow Dash: Don't ask. (They left)
• Whip Wopish:... How often do those ponies get in unusual situations like that?
• Sheis: You're ponies yourselves, you tell me.

Elsewhere in Las Pegasus.

• The Grannies were already finding themselves at the buffet.
• Granny Smith: Finally!
• Applejack: Remember, Granny, nothing too unhealthy.
• Granny Smith: Oh, bugger off, I may be old, but ah don't need ya watching over me and tellin' me what to eat and what not to eat. But hey, I ain't eatin' no massive fatteners.
• Applejack:... Um... Good for you?
• Granny Smith: "Hey give me credit, Applejack, I may be trying to have fun, but I'm still trying to watch my girlish figure."
• Applejack:... Again... Good for you?
• Granny Smith:... Okay, we're done here. (The four left)
• Pony Rick: Okay, seriously, what is your d-*BEEEEEERP*-eal with us being here?!
• Savio: Well, your show speaks for itself that nowhere you go is spared from your chaos... Most of the time.
• Pony Morty: Geez, Mr. Snake, we're just here for THE SKY DRAGON XXXXXXXL.
• Pony Rick: S-Seriously, what's with the seven Xs? That's going to raise so many flags. Cause it uh, it feels like it's compensating for something.
• Icky: "Yeah I have to admit, I have to question the marketing team for the name."
• Pony Rick: But hey, it's not intentional, or forced like... ONE incident.

Cutaway

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Present

• Pony Rick: People these days are i-*BIIIIIIIIIRP*-diots!!!
• Iago: No, EVERYONE'S dumber compared to you.
• Pony Morty: Yeah, um, that's kind of true, Rick.
• Icky: "Look, how's about we be cool to you guys and let ya hang out for until you get to do the ride. But you have to promise to vamoose after that, kay?"
• Pony Rick: "Fair enough, (Burps), we're mostly gonna wait for the lines to tinkle down though, cause waiting's a pain in the horse butt!"
• Iago: I KNOW RIGHT?!? One time, by the time it was our turn, THE ENTIRE DAMN COASTER CLOSED!!!
• Pony Morty:... It's SO surreal that we're standing in the midst of cartoon characters. I didn't even know cartoon characters could even exist in the multiverse.
• Pony Rick: It's a random multiverse, Morty. Anything can exist, even something made on a stupid piece of paper. Your mind would be fucked if I mentioned even HALF of the craziest things that exist in their own dimensions.... Wait... Why wasn't THAT part censored?
• Iago: Eh, the producer doesn't censor like MSM does.... For some reason.
• Duke: Eh, not the first time any f****r forgot to censor a naughty word. Remember DBZA episode 34? "Wait, what, WHERE'S YOUR CONDOM?! THE FUCK'S A CONDOM?!" SERIOUSLY, WHERE WAS THE BEEP?! And don't forget Episode 48. "KIIIKOOOOHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! FUUUUUCK!!" SERIOUSLY!!!
• Pony Rick: Like I said... Dumb.
• Pony Morty: Rick, dumb isn't the same as forgetful.
• Pony Rick: Might as well be.
• Icky: "Annnnd now I'm depressed being reminded of DBZA cause TFS decided to stop making DBZA as it was, thanks to production ruts, copyright BS and just losing the love for it."
• Pony Rick: "Hey if it helps, there's like, a quadrillion different dimensions where DBZA is still continuing, but, be warned, a lot of them started to become plagued with seasonal rot, meme-cringe, which is worse in the Memeverse, and even more so with the shrewd product placement a lot of YouTube videos do nowadays. I mean, it's hard to watch videos anymore without in video advertisements for delivery shaving and self-care crap, make your own food delivery, and freaking Raid Shadow Legends. (An Advert for such tried to sneak in)"
• Icky: "AW NOT YA DON'T, WE'RE NOT GONNA JOIN THE SELLOUT BANDWAGON?! (Pulls out a Baseball bat and starts hitting the advert) NOW GET OUT OF HERE, GET, GET, GET?!" (It left)
• Pony Morty:... So... Um... Yeah... We'll get out of your way. We're CLEARLY a sundial for ads. (Shivers) That Pringles drone assimilation process was... Wicked.
• Savio: "Yeah, it's amazing how passively aggressive companies are these days about advertising their stuff, even if it's of quality." (The two left as Pony Rick farted on them)
• Pony Rick: ExcUUUUUse me! (Laughs as everyone groaned in disgust)
• Skipper:... Well, now that we got the scene many people were waiting for out of the way, even though we did technically already address this in another episode, what about... Whatever happens next?
• Icky: "We may as well go out of our way and keep an eye out for the ineditable main bad of the episode."
• Skipper: Can it PLEASE be a D-list villain?
• Rico: Yeah!
• Ed Hyena: HUAHAHAHAHAH!!
• Shenzi: Eh, I wouldn't expect any miracles.
• Icky: I miss that Randy Savage Slim-Jim guy.
• SpongeBob: Guys, let's not just tempt fate and bring any bad luck on us.
• (Deadpool): Even D-List bad guys have some charm to them. Just look at Kite-Man! AND HE'S FROM DC! Usually they're all about having the "SERIOUS" villains!
• Everyone: SHUT UP!! (Deadpool left)
• Icky: "Let's be honest guys, usually the D and C listers are reserved for warm-up sessions for the real main bad anyway, cause even if one DOES show up, it's not gonna satisfy the plot and we're still gonna face a more serious problem."
• Iago: Well, everyone needs their chance. But hey, it's kinda retarded to ASK for a villain attack.
• Kowalski: Eh, odds are it'll be yet ANOTHER grudge-holding EEA member.
• Icky: Oh, that's right, we're STILL stuck there.
• Bill: Look, we'll get to them someday.
• Lord Shen: Indeed, we will. We just need to ensure that nothing endangers ANYBODY here.
• Dodger: I'm sure we'll find an EEA member right under our noses. We just need to look out for each other the entire time.
• Einstein: Are you sure?
• Tito: COURSE WE'RE SURE!!! WE'RE CARTOONY, BUT WE AIN'T STUPID, MAYN!!
• Banzai: Voice twin, villains have good travel agents. TRUST me. Just use your damn noses.
• Rita: I don't think you know what a sense of smell means. We smell people, NOT bad guys specifically. You KNOW THAT!
• Banzai: I MEANT smell in a FIGURATIVE definition!
• Sam: Yeah, it's pretty obvious. But still, you should be more specific on your figurative language.
• Creeper: So, yeah, I guess we got this. (They separated back to keeping watch)
• Po: "We got this in the bag."
• Gilda: SUUUUUUURE we do.

Chapter 2: Lady Luck-Out and Speed Luck

Casino Entrance.

• A Pegasus Mare with an extremely long mane blocking out a quarter of her face but her eye and snout was seen walking in with an older pony that has a scowl-face.
• Mare: "(Disinterested tone) Well Grandma, we're like, here now."
• The Mare's Grandmother: "I'm aware of it, Speed Luck. Honestly, I don't know why your mother made you come with me."
• Speed Luck: "Well, like, it's because she knows you're still like, upset about the EA thing."
• The Mare's Grandmother: That's E.E.A., young lady!
• Speed Luck: "Like, not nessersarly wrong though, just off by one litter. I mean, don't get me wrong, I know you're a tough old bat of a pony and like, can handle yourself, but, given what happened to O'Hardknocks and the fashion pony, she's like, worried you'll get stupid ideas, Grandma Luck-Out."
• Luck-Out: "Can we honestly blame O'Hardknocks and Mode for acting out like they did? The E.E.A. collapsed because University lost his nerve over Neighsay being a nincompoop."
• Speed Luck: "Which like, makes it super worse cause, didn't you mentor him and his brother?"
• Luck-Out: "Speed, what did I say about putting salt into old wounds?"
• Speed Luck: "Sorry Grandma, didn't know you're still super salty about it... NO PUN INTENDED, I SWEAR!! Ahem. It's why Mom asked me to accompany you to Las Pegasus."
• Luck-Out: "Ugh, just be sure to behave yourself and let me have fun with the one only thing that makes me happy with the E.E.A. gone: Gambling."
• Speed Luck: "Yes Grandma. But... Just don't bet TOO much."
• Luck-Out: Uh, how long do you think I've been doing this? I may be old, but I'm NOT DUMB!
• Speed Luck: I don't know... Wait, why did I say that? Ugh, whatever, just, go do your thing. I'll go check out the funfair. You got a way for us to like, find each other when we're done? Like, this place is huge and like, has a lotta ponies here.
• Luck-Out: "We'll meet at the buffet after I'm winning a fortune."
• Speed Luck: Which one? (They saw there were so many buffets everywhere)
• Luck-Out:... Alittle excessive on the buffets, aren't they? Ugh, just look in each one, and we'll eventually find each other, okay?
• Speed Luck: "Maybe like, we should pick a specific buffet and meet eachother there?"
• Luck-Out: "Okay fine, when I'm done gambling, I'll be at, (Holds hoof around directory and picks one), Herb O'Vore's Flower Palooza Buffet."
• Speed Luck: Sounds good. (They separated)

Gambling Section.

• Luck-Out arrived to the Gambling section and arrived to the betting table.
• Bets Taker: "Welcome to the bet's table. Today's game is Dragon Racing. Today's participating dragons are Speed Demon Greg, Second-Best Gertie, 3rd Rate Jones, Unlikely Charlie, and Impossible Odds Devon."
• Luck-Out: "... (Takes the time to look at her personal necklace, of which began to show her a vision of Impossible Odds Devon winning the race of a burst of speed thanks to a fire fart!).... (Smiles, then places down a bag of bits)..... A Billion on Impossible Odds Devon."
• Bets Taker: "My, are we daring for a little old lady? Impossible Odds Devon is extremely unlikely to win cause he's a frail old dragon."
• Luck-Out: "Never rule out yer elders, boy."
• Bets Taker: "Very well, madam. A Billion Bits on Impossible Odds Devon."
• Gruff Gambler Griffin: "Tch, big mistake, granny. (Places down an even bigger bag of bits) Bet all on Speed Demon Greg! That dragon, NEVER loses."
• Bets Taker: "An ambitious but safe bet, sir. A Zillion on Speed Demon Greg."
• Gruff Gambler Griffin: "Hehehe, sweet moolah, here I come."
• Luck-Out: "Tch, you griffins and your greed fetish."
• Gruff Gambler Griffin: "HEY WHOA, WHOA, WHOA, NO REASON TO GET RACIST, YA HOLD HAG?!"
• Luck-Out: "I can say the same thing about you being AGEST?!"
• Bouncer: "(Intervenes) Hey hey, take it easy, people, we're here to have good clean gambling fun."
• Gruff Gambler Griffin: ".... Tch, fine. I hope you didn't just betted your granddaughter's college fund, granny, cause you made a sucker's bet."
• Luck-Out: "Well I hope you didn't just haplessly betted yer entire treasure hoard, Griffin, cause you'd be amazed on how quickly destiny can be fickle. (Walks off)..."
• Gruff Gambler Griffin: ".... Tch, (Quietly) Old Hag. Forgot to take her meds this morning, CLEARLY!"

Dragon Race Ring.

• Flim and Flam were seen in the announcers' seats
• Flim: "WELCOME TO THE DRAGON RACING RING?!"
• Flam: "The race is about to start soon and you'll see a race of epic proportions! Let's hope ya made a good bet today!"
• Luck-Out:... Alright. This oughta be good.
• Flam: Alright, dragons... Start, your, wings.... Ready... Set... FLY! (Suddenly, just as the Dragons flew off into the track, Impossible Odds Devon, did exactly as what Luck-Out's necklace predicted, and farted fire extremely as he crossed the finish line before even the photo-finish photographer can react)... WOW! Winner is, IMPOSSIBLE ODDS DEVON!! CAN YOU BELIEVE IT?!
• Flim: COURSE NOT!! HENCE WHY HE WAS NAMED IMPOSSIBLE ODDS DEVON?!
• Gruff Gambler Griffin: (His beak jaw-dropped cartoonishly)
• Luck-Out: See why they call me 'Luck-Out'? I can read probabilities like magic. And I can assure you, it's NOT because of magic.

Bets Table.

• Bets Taker: "Well, I guess the winnings all go to miss Luck-Out."
• Gruff Gambler Griffin: I DON'T OWE YOU S***!!! YOU THINK WE'RE STUPID?! THIS BIZ IS RIGGED!!! DEVON WAS DRUGGED!!!
• Bets Taker: "Hey, that fire fart came out of nowhere to us, too!"
• Gruff Gambler Griffin: STILL! LADY, YOU RIGGED THE WHOLE THING BY DRUGGING DEVON!!
• Luck-Out: Oh, sure, the sore loser accuses the winner of rigging the whole thing.
• Gruff Gambler Griffin: AND WHY NOT?!? EVERYONE LITERALLY VOTED AGAINST DEVON, EXCEPT YOU! DOESN'T THAT SOUND THE TINIEST BIT SUSPICIOUS?!?
• Luck-Out: Ohhhhhhhh, yes. BUT, what's more likely? A frail old woman like me with a gambling streak too high to remember who KNOWS cheating would get me caught and likely banned from gambling forever WOULD CHEAT... OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR, that Flim and Flam were the ones who gave Devon that powerup so that they wouldn't have to give up anything if Speed Demon Greg, LITERALLY THE ONE WHO EVERYPONY BET ON, obviously won?
• Gruff Gambler Griffin:............ OR, even take everything from people who bet WHAT THEY HAVE on it?!
• Luck-Out: Exactly.
• Bets Taker: "Now hold on a minute, I know the new owners have abit of a shakey reputation, but they are trying to ease away from that sort'of life ever since the holiday fiasco with their uncle."
• Gruff Gambler Griffin: "Can anyone really trust your word on it since THEY HAVE YOUR PAYCHECK ON THE VICE?!"
• Bets Taker: "Oh sure, automatically distrust my word because I'm an employee under their management, never mind that I have seen them improve. Sure, they had their relapses, but-"
• Gruff Gambler Griffin: But nothing. Seems the most likely... Unless, someone ELSE did it to frame THEM after one of THEIR scams in the past.
• Luck-Out: Only one who seems the most likely... IS HIM! (She points at the Gruff Gambler Griffin)
• Gruff Gambler Griffin: WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAA?!?
• Luck-Out: We all know griffins are swindlers too.
• Gruff Gambler Griffin: EXCUSE ME?!?
• Bets taker: "Aw gees, is this REALLY gonna go back to the racist thing?"
• Luck-Out: Must I remind you of-
• Gruff Gambler Griffin: GOLDSTONE WAS NOT A REPRESENTATION OF ALL GRIFFINS, AND YOU KNOW IT!! THAT DAY HAS PUT ALL OF US IN SUCH A BAD REP!!! HOW DARE YOU ACCUSE ME OF RIGGING THE ENTIRE THING?! I BET ON GREG!!!
• Luck-Out: Yeah, the perfect cover.
• Gruff Gambler Griffin: I BET ALL I HAD AGAINST DEVON!! HOW DO I BENEFIT FROM THIS IF I JUST LOST MY MONEY?!
• Luck-Out: It's called trying to stir commotion and controversy baiting. Something I can believe you're all too familiar with. AND you'd end up scamming them back because, eeehhhhh, we all know who YOU are. YOU'RE the son of a high-profile griffin crime lord. Betting all you have on this, means you're essentially starting a crime war.
• Gruff Gambler Griffin: DADDY WANTED THAT!! (He covered his beak)
• Luck-Out:... Voila. You lost, Crime-Lord-Prince Raffle.
• Gruff Gambler Griffin (CLP Raffle): Who's that? I'm not that guy.
• Bets Taker: "(Facehooves) Oh what is it with Casinos and Crime? Why does gambling have to be so appealing to crooks?"
• Luck-Out: "They always appear wherever money's involved. Now you may as well admit it, because the Bouncers are getting stirred."
• Raffle looked and saw the bouncers paying note to this......
• Raffle: ".... Nuts! Okay fine! I, snuck into the Dragon's break room and laced Devon's gemstones with Magma Pepper Essence! I understood that those things give him literally explosive gas, so it was perfect!"
• Bets Taker: "But you looked so surprised from it!"
• Raffle: "I simply didn't think it would've worked THAT WELL NOR THAT QUICKLY!"
• Bets Taker: "Aw gees, poor Devon. And here I thought it was finally the happiest day of his life before his retirement next week. He never won a race in his entire career, well, fairly, I mean. Knowing how a griffin gave him gemstones contaminated with Magma Peppers would break his heart.... Well that and Magma Peppers are not allowed for consumption for racer dragons. He'll be barred from the remaining races of the week until retirement day."
• Raffle: "Hey, at least he knows a SIMULATION of what being a winner is like!"
• Bets Taker: Simulations are STILL false. That's worse than losing. YOU'RE BANNED!
• Raffle: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO- (Luck-Out just bucked him out as he kept screaming the word)
• Luck-Out:... You're welcome for busting another crime lord... Or his son, at least.
• Bets Taker: "How did you figure, though?"
• Luck Out: "Call it, an old mare's intuition. (Luck Out left, as she looked at her necklace again with a green Clover-Jewel, which had priorly shown that Raffle did in fact had connections to what he had admitted).... (Quietly) Alchourse, the Luck-Clover Amulet of the Luck Alicorn, is a good guide of that intuition, with its visions of future and past tenses and all. (Chuckles quietly as she left)...."

Funfair

• Speed Luck: (She zoomed straight in and cartoonishly zoomed across each attraction and writing a list)... Mmmm.... I can't choose. I'll TRY THEM ALL! (Resumes speeding around in unprecedented speed!)
• Carrot Dog Guy: "Carrot Dogs! Carrot Dogs! Get yer carrot dogs here- (She zoomed in, took one, and left some bits in its place)... Okay."
• Game Carny: "Step right up, hit the dart on the bullseye 90 times perfectly, win a prize, which includes a limited edition autograph-signed Spitfire Plushie from Spitfire herself, worthwhile prize with impossible odds-"
• Speed Luck: (Zoomed up) Aw, c'mon, are you ASKING for a challenge like me? Watch THIS! (She got the prize by doing the job perfectly)... Whew. I'm on fire.
• Game Carny:... Well shut my mouth. I haven't seen a champion like this since Rainbow Dash. She was the last pony to complete this challenge and win the exact same prize.
• Speed Luck: Well, looks to me like I aced HER high score! (RD had 50,000 points while SL had 500,000)... So, yeah, you're looking at ANOTHER future Wonderbolt in the making. (Everypony cheered as she zoomed off)
• Game Carny: Spectacular! Where did THIS mare come from?
• Another Game Carny: "Your guess is as good as mine!" (Speed Luck zoomed straight by Rainbow Dash and Trixie, who had just finished bringing in the Zaddak to Jack Pot)
• Rainbow Dash: WHAT THE HECK?!?
• Trixie: CELESTIA'S OVARIES!!
• Rainbow Dash:... Who was THAT?!
• Game Carne: Who knows? She came and beat your high score, Miss Dash.
• Rainbow Dash:... SHE DID WHAT?!? (She zoomed up and saw it)... (Her jaw cartoonishly dropped)...
• Trixie: Rainbow?
• Rainbow Dash: Alright, I need to chat with this glory horse.
• Trixie: RAINBOW, YOU PROMISED!
• Rainbow Dash: Relax, drama queen, I'm not going to be out of that show forever.
• Trixie: Is your ego really worth missing some time with us? My uncle could use a LOT of help with that Zaddak.
• Rainbow Dash: Hey, I'm Rainbow Dash. I'll be there in no time flat. (She zoomed off)
• Trixie:... Ugh! I swear, that ego of hers is going to get her in trouble.

Casino Plaza.

• Speed Luck was sitting down on an in-door bench and drinking a Funfair Slushie as Rainbow Dash trotted by her, then noticed the Spitfire doll she had....
• Rainbow Dash: "(Got up to Speed Luck) Yo! You're the one who busted by hi-score?!"
• Speed Luck: "So like, I take it you're Rainbow Dash then?"
• Rainbow Dash: "Well unless you see any other Rainbow Maned Ponies around, YES!"
• Speed Luck: "Well then.... S'up girl? (Casually drinks slushie)."
• Rainbow Dash: "What's the big idea busting up my high score?"
• Speed Luck: "Hey like, nothing personal, Rainbow, it's just a game."
• Rainbow Dash: "You had any idea how hard I had to train to beat that carnival game back there?!"
• Speed Luck: "You uh, trained hard to throw a dart on a circular piece of wood?"
• Rainbow Dash: "How is it that you were able to break that record?"
• Speed Luck: "I- Wait, hang on, pee break?! (Zooms off extremely quickly that flabbergasted Rainbow Dash as the sounds of quick door shuts were heard, then followed by a slam open as Speed Luck went back to sit down).... Okay, remind me the question?"
• Rainbow Dash: "..... Your bathroom trip was enough of an answer..... HOW ARE YOU SO FAST?!"
• Speed Luck: "Kinda came from having a heritage with my dad's side of the family. The Speedskies were known for their speed."
• Rainbow Dash: "THE, SPEEDSKIES?! THE FASTEST PEGISI IN ALL OF EQUESTRIA?! EVEN MORE THEN THE WONDERBOLTS?!"
• Speed Luck: "And top racers. it's like in the genes. So, nice chatting with ya. (Zooms off)."
• Rainbow Dash: "...... I'm, conflicted, to find this awesome and consider her an awesome candidate for the Wonderbolts, but my pride is still aching from the hi-score.... And it's coupled with the urge to race her, BADLY, cause of title of being considered the fastest pony alive, feeling challenged.... And I don't know which side to listen to.... (Zooms off to find Trixie!)"