Ever since the events of Grannies Gone Wild, it was discovered that Jack Pot was Trixie's uncle (No DUH!) and that Trixie was proven MORE then alittle bit furious Rainbow Dash ruined the show. Even despite Jack Pot saying no harm was done, Trixie forces Rainbow and the Old Mares to re-take the show. But alchourse, Granny Smith decided to make the most out of an intense situation and sees this as a re-take of going to Las Pegasus again AND getting to enjoy a proper time there, this time, they would get another chance for staring in Jack Pot and Big Bucks' show again, AND getting to see the unvailment of a new Roller Coaster that replaces the Wild Blue Yonder: The Sky Dragon XXXXXXXL. This looked to be a far more promising time. However, fortune would have it not being so simple, as Las Pegasus has another guest. Lady Luck-Out, an elderly former Chancellor for the EEA, pretends to be Granny Smith's new friend so she can trick Rainbow Dash to race against her fast yet disinterested granddaughter, Speed Luck, a pony who, despite her disinterested attitude, is a pony whose speed surpasses Rainbow Dash so she can make Granny Smith bet the legal ownership of the School and pretty much win. Trixie being present, now aims to alarm Twilight and the Lougers of this. But the heroes may not arrive in time to stop the race, so now Trixie needs a means to keep Luck-Out from scamming Granny Smith and Rainbow out of the school, and she would need the help of two certain brothers to do so. Trouble is, the Flimflam Brothers are reluctant to show their faces to Granny Smith again in due to the past. How will this play out?
Quotes
- Pinkie: Did I tell you we're getting a spin-off?
- Icky: "Since, WHEN?!"
- Pinkie: See for yourself.
- Icky: ".... Oh dear gods, it's your own equivalent to Gen 3, cause, THOSE DESIGNS, I MEAN, WHAT THE FUCK, DUDES?!"
- Pinkie: "I know, I'm not wild for those designs neither."
Transcript
Chapter 1: Another Las Pegasus Trip/The Big Shocker of Trixie's Family Tree/The New Sky Dragon XXXXXXXL
Sweet Apple Acres.
- Granny Smith was seen preparing for another Las Pegasus trip.
- Granny Smith: YEEEEEEEHAH! Another Las Pegasus trip, yall!
- Applejack: Yep. After two Lodger adventures in a row to make up for their lost connecting time to Equestria, the ONE world they seem to pay more attention to these days, I can finally give you that alone-time trip I owe ya.
- Granny: Yeah. I mean, when you sent Rainbow Dash here AND got her to look after us against what WE wanted, we NEEDED to have a serious intervention, young lady.
- Applejack: I know. I was just, waiting for a safe time to do it.
- Granny Smith: SAFE?!? Little one, do I REALLY seem as weak as ah lo- *Crack* AAAH, OH MY BACK!!
- Applejack: ".... In my defense, your age can really catch with you easily."
- Granny: "Aww don't worry, I can take care of myself. Can't wait for the other gals to arrive soon."
- ???: "YOU CLUMSY RAINBOW CLOD?!"
- It was noticed that Trixie is being very confrontational to Rainbow Dash!
- Rainbow Dash: "YEESH, TRIXIE, WHAT'RE YOU SO MAD ABOUT?! THAT EPISODE'S BEEN OUT SINCE 2018, IT'S KINDA OLD NEWS NOW?!"
- Trixie: "MISS DASH, JACK POT, IS TRIXIE'S UNCLE?!"
- STOCK DRAMATIC STING?!
- Rainbow Dash: ".... I mean, he had your colors, soooooooo..... I, kinda figured as much."
- Trixie: "..... YOU OWE MY UNCLE A REDO?!"
- Rainbow Dash: "Hey, he and his friend were chill about that time, so no harm done-"
- Trixie: "I MEAN IT?! YOU ARE GOING TO GIVE MY UNCLE'S SHOW ANOTHER CHANCE TO NOT RUIN IT?!"
- Rainbow Dash: "Good grief, did you catch some of Starlight's anger or something?"
- Granny: "... Kinda figured that would come back to bite me in the heinie."
- Rainbow Dash: "Okay okay, I'll do a make-up viewing of the act! Besides, it just so happens that the Wild Blue Yonder's successor ride is FINALLY unveiled! (Shows poster) THE SKY DRAGON XXXXXXXL?!"
- Trixie: "..... Why so many X's?"
- Rainbow Dash: "It makes it sound badass. Point is, every pony will be there for its opening! EVEN THE WONDERBOLTS?! It promises to be the most over-the-top, extreme, adrenaline-inducing ride, EVER!"
- Trixie: "Oh great, that means we'll be expecting a return visit from Pony Rick and Morty cause I'm sure they would try that as well! Okay, deal! You'll get to do that ride, IF, you agree to give my uncle's show another shot! AND NOT TO RUIN IT!"
- Rainbow Dash: "Okay okay! The line's likely to be MONSTROUS anyway, so, something to pass the time a little."
- Applejack: "I'm guessing you two are coming along then?"
- Trixie: Well, it wouldn't be SPONGEBOB AND FRIENDS if there was no SPONGEBOB AND FRIENDS in it. They'll be watching Las Pegasus for our entire trip. You know, to keep this, villain-free.
- Rainbow Dash: Trix, you know the cliche, villain attacks are ALWAYS unavoidable.
- Trixie: I KNOW! That's what makes it SUCK! In fact, Trixie just learned a spell that traps us in a temporal redo spell so that we can try it again and make sure those villains don't spoil it.
- Rainbow Dash: Yeeeah, magic used for selfish reasons? C'mon, Trixie, you're better than-...... Oh, right, you're not, if the Alicorn Amulet is anything to go by.
- Trixie: Well, it's not selfish if it's expected. The Lodgers NEED a vacation. And a REAL one. The Villain League is in the midst of a rebranding because of what happened last year with Fake-X, and heck, Trixie hears that the villain community isn't doing so hot. Henchmen agencies are all reduced to Craigslist-levels of unreliable, and it spews out more comically-stupid henchmen than actual henchmen.
- Rainbow Dash: PFFFFT, BAAHAHAHA! Sucks to be those guys.
- Trixie: C'mon, this show is basically about us shooting the s*** out of canon and, was reduced from a kids show to one that portrays us in a 'reality'-style light by getting to love-instinctive, yet still being modest in that regard, using more swears than an NC-17 movie, and just being flat-out... Adult.
- Rainbow Dash: Well, duh, even CARTOONS have to have a slice of reality.
- Trixie: Yeah, but that doesn't mean we're-.... Okay, look, we're getting off-track, for like the gazillionth time. Point is, you owe my uncle a show.
- Applejack: Well, I owe Granny an alone trip with her friends. So, yeah, we're all going.
- Granny Smith: I don't think ya grasp what 'ALONE' means.
- Applejack: Granny, you heard Trixie, villains are like the norms to us nowadays. Heck, our show just wrapped up last year, and we're STILL in... A certain part of it in the producers' own lore.
- Granny Smith: Ugh, people these days and their addiction to fourth-wall-breaking.
- (Deadpool): WHAT?!? IT'S DELICIOUS!!
- Trixie: So, for the last time, you owe-
- Rainbow Dash: I HEARD YOU THE LAST FEW TIMES, YA SHOWOFF!! YOU DON'T HAVE TO BASH MY BRAINS OPEN WITH IT!! ALICORNS!!! I'LL GET YOUR UNCLE HIS STUUUuuuuuPENDOUS PLAY ALREADY, JUST DON'T RUSH ME!!
- Applejack:... I can tell this trip is going to go downhill fast.
- Granny: "Well worst-case scenario, another one of yer E.E.A. problems pops up as well."
- Applejack: "After what we went through with Lady Mode, I rather not chance that."
- Trixie: "So, when are the other old mares' showing up?"
- Granny Smith: Hey, give em their time. They are old after all.
- Rainbow Dash: "So otherwise, it's gonna be just us?"
- Applejack: "Eeeyup. Twilight went to a book convention, and took Spike with'er, Fluttershy has a busy day in her sanctuary, Rarity's still catching up to delayed orders from the magic fritz, Pinkie's got parties to plan, and Starlight's watching over the School of Friendship with the faculty."
- Granny Smith: "Kinda a cowinky dink they're busy with their own things, don't ya think?"
- Rainbow Dash: "It was kinda the same with the canon show."
- ???: We're here! (Apple Rose, Applesauce, and Goldie appeared)
- Applesauce: And we're ready to rock and roll.
- Applejack: Wow. You girls are faster than I thought.
- Apple Rose: Hey, we may be old, but we ain't slow.
- Goldie: Nope.
- Applejack: Well, we ARE miniature horses. (She laughed)
- Trixie:... Eh, it's not really self-racist if it's true. Especially when it comes to Earth ponies.
- Gilda: (She flied in) Trix? Are we getting this show on the road or not?
- Trixie: Trixie's working on it.
- Rainbow Dash: "Hey Gilds."
- Gilda: "S'up Dash."